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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13


WANTED, SMART YOUNG MAN,
with good reference, as cashier and to
make himself generally useful. Apply
10 a. m, Mana Exhibition, 300 Bull
street.
WANTED, FOR UNITED STATES
army, able bodied unmarried men, be-
tween ages of u and 35; citizens Of
United States. of good character and
temperate habits, who can speak. read
and write English. For information
apply to Recruiting officer, 1903 Bull
street, Savannah, Ca, or 324 w. Bay
street, Jacksonville, Fla.
WANTED, RELIABLE DRUGGIST;
state age and salary expected. Lano-
line, care News.
WANTED, A RELIABLE COLOR
ed man to wait on old gentleman. APP
ply 1T Thirtyfifth street, west.
WANTED, AT ONCE, RETAIL DRY
goods salesman, with city experience.
Apply to Gustave Eckstein & Co.
WANT, GOOD MAN COOK, 4 DRIv-
ers, men, steady work; 1 planning mill
man, / chambermaid, man to manage
stable. housegirls. WandelIs, 153
West Broad.
MANUFACTURER WANTS RELI-
able man to deliver and collect; horse
and wagon and $3.50 deposit necessary;
$21 a week and expenses; permanent.
Franklin, Box rs, Philadelphia, Pa.
WANTED, FIRST GLASS JEWEL
er for repair work in town of 1920 in
habitants; must be sober and reliable.
| Address C. w. Smith & Co., Jasper,
Fla.
WANTED, YOUNG BOY. GERMAN
preferred. Apply Gal Indian.
WANTED, DETECTIVES EVERY
where; no experience necessary. South
ern Detective Agency, Norfolk, Va.
WANTED, A FIRST-CLASS YELL
low pine Inspector one who thorough
ly understands the grades of bill stuff
and ship stock. Apply, with references,
to Box 81. Ochwalkee, Ga.
A FIRST GLASS BARBER WANT
ed at so West Broad. Apply at once.
WANTED, A MAN WHO UNDER
stands proof-reading to take position
in a book and job office. To the right
party steady employment is offered.
Address, stating qualification and ex-
perience, Reader, care this office.
WANTED, BOOKKEEPER FOR
retail lumber business; must have
some experience in this line. Address.
Lumber, care Morning News.
MAN WITH REFERENCES FOR
commercial traveller, to call on mer-
chants and agents; experience not re-
quired; salary $24 per week with ex-
penses advanced. National, 1928 Dear
born street, Chicago.
WANTED, FIRST-CLASS SALES
men for city and other cities, and
towns in state and states tributary,
for high grade proposition, with big
pay. Address Sales Manager, No. 306
N. Y. Life bldg, Kansas City, Mo.
ANY INTELLIGENT PERSON
may earn good income corresponding
for newspapers; experience unneces-
sary. Send for particulars Press
Syndicate. Lockport, N. Y.
WANTED, FOR THE U. 8. MA
rine Corps. abled- bodied men, between
81 and So; good character; must speak.
read and write English; marines serve
at sea on men-of-war in all parts OF
the world, on land in our island pos
sessions, and at naval stations in the
United States. Apply to Recruiting Of
nee, u. S. Marine Corps, second moor
PostofIice building, Savannah, Ca,
m. to !, ID. m.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.
-7'-= -'7lls as-7s-
MILLINERY.

KENNER & BRITTON, THE Pop
ular-price milliners, will have on sale
this week white beavers, the best
quality, others ask. $500. at this sale,
$249; in colors also $2.49; fine large
flares, $1.49, others ask $500 for same.
A round soft hat for child at so cents.
This is a great bargain. A mixed
beaver. in all colors, for $1.49. 116
Broughton street. west
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
BOARDING..
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST, CAMEO PIN, FEMALE, FIG
ure and cupid; return 116 Oglethorpe
avenue and receive reward.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

BEFORE PURCHASING YOUR
fall and winter suits be sure to see
our up-to-date line. The Misft Parlor,
11S Whitaker.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
Observation-Disclosures.

WANTED, KID GLOVES AND
slippers to clean; price 10 cents per
pair: also silk ties. 10 cents apiece. 1872
Abercorn.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

]. T. WILENSKY, JEWELER AND
optician, is where you want to buy if
you value your money; everything
guaranteed as represented. - Brough-
ton, east.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
FOR Observation-Disclosures.


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FOR SALE, AT AUCTION, 10 A. M.
Sunday, at the Fair Grounds, lumber
and wire netting, used in the construc-
ton Of The House of Trouble.
FOR SALE, A HORSE FIVE YEARS
old; sound and gentle. Address Bar
gain, this office.
FOR SALE, BUGGY AND HAIR
ness; also spring wagon and harness;
bargain. 913 Henry street, east.
FOR SALE, COMPLETE SET COM
bination gas and electric fixtures al
most new. Address G., care of Morning
News.
FOR SALE. 80 POUND STEEL
relaying rails locomotive tires, car
bolineum and creosote oil; immediate
delivery. F. w. storer & Co.
FOR SALE, SAWMILL COM
plete. two engines, two boilers, pumping
outfit, Edger single machine, slab
chain and equipment. dry kiln COM
plete; twenty fine mules and ten carts.
T. ]. Edwards Co., Daisy, Ga.
FOR SALE, THE BEST OF MILK
and cream. ]. l.. Clark's Jersey Dairy,
los Henry street east; Georgia phone
1926.
AUTOMOBILE, TWELVE HORSE
L
five; reason, owner ordering 1904 Pack
ard correspondence solicited. G. G..
Smith. Macon, Ga.
FOR SALE, CHEAP, LOT AS
sorted pine scantling and rough
boards; also cypress shingles. Vale
Royal Mills. Savannah. Ga.
FOR SALE. FERTILIZER FACTO-
ry, located on the st. Johns river. Mt
Jacksonville, Fla; this property can
be bought very cheaply, and experts
say that with a small outlay of cash
its capacity can be doubled: for in
formation and terms apply to William
w. Gordon, Jr.. attorney for A. Cosmo
Little. Savannah. Ga.
FOR SALE. TWO sECOND-H HAND
electric ceiling fans. Apply at No. As
Full street.
FOR SALE. TWO ENGINES, UP
right and horizontal; also two Knowles
and Worthington pump ins good re-
pair. Mingledorff & Co.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

SELL. YOUR OLD PLUNDER-ANY
old thing. and furniture bought cash.
Phone, Bell 1858: Gutenberg. 42S Con-
RreSs west.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
FOR RENT-ROOMs.

FOR RENT. TWO VERY DESIR-
able rooms, Odd Fellows building. State
and Barnard streets. Inquire in Room
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
ron RENT MISCELLANEOUS.

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\ FOR RENT, WELL LOCATED
brick building; suitable for large stable.
warehouse, or factory site. Apply II.
Rivers.
LARGE HALL IN SCHWARZ
building. Apply Delmonico Company.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
APARTMENTS FoR RENT.

A NEW MODERN APARTMENT
at Casanova" Taylor and Lincoln;
rent, $22. Apply J. C. Postell. Is Bry-
an, east.
MODERN APARTMENTS. JAMES
B. Cops, 215 Congress, east; Bell
phone 1919.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

HOW ABOUT RIDING A DAY BIZ
cycle? If you have but $25 to put into
a wheel you can look the town over
and not find a machine to equal the
Day. This is a late model and AL.
Oakman e. O'Neil, 141 Drayton. Both
'phOnes.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
MISCELLANEOUS.

A LARGE STOCK OF SECOND
hand bicycles to select from at your
own price; bicycles rented for any de-
sired time from one-half an hour to
one month; try us for your next needs.
Walter F. Higgins, President Drayton.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
FLATS FOR RENT

FLATS FOR RENT
FOR RENT, A SMALL FLAT FOR
light Housekeeping; central locality;
cheap rental. Address 113 Whitaker.
CHOICE FLAT, 211 OGLETHORPE
avenue, west; four rooms and bath;
large and airy; rent 500. Apply within,
or ]. c. Postell. IS Bryan, east.
MODERN GROOM FLAT; ALL
conveniences; cheap rent to right par
". Thirty-second and Price.
PARLOR FLOOR AND SECOND
fat, together or separately; large
rooms: fine location. 120 Liberty. west.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
RESULTS YESTERDAY.

First Rnce-Back Number, JeR,
Dorothy Yates.
second Race-Wiseacre, Lord
Beach, Sky Blue.
Third Rnce-Dr. Guernsey, MAJ
Sara, HucenH.
Fourth Race-Baccie, Heroine,
W. c. Johns.
Fifth Rnce-Bedlam, Welsh
Girl, NuptiaI.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

FOR RENT. STORE. NO. 125 BAY
street, east; possession given at once.
Apply to Horace Rivers, Drayton and
st. Julian streets.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

s1.OO PER PAIR LACE CURTAINS.
good length and width. handsome and
heavy design, overlook stitched edge,
and will wash good; see our line of por-
there's in all widths. table covers and
upholstery goods. Miller s. z0' Brough-
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

THE GEORGIA STEAM LAUNDRY
will launder blankets and make them
thoroughly healthful, by using the
purest water and disinfectants.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

MARIGOLD, POPPY, SWEET
peas, seed; Chinese sacred lily and hy-
acinths. At Gardeners, is Broughton
street east,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

TEEPI4E HAS THE GOODS AND
the right price; chamber suits. ward
robes, chiffoniers. fine hair mattresses:
wool blankets; phones 1873.
OUR IVER-JOHNSON BICYCLE AT
$25 cash: $50, easy terms. is the best
bicycle in existence for the money; call
in and see for yourself, and we will be
pleased to show you. Walter F. Hig-
gins, Decentralization.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
HELP WANTED-MALE.

WANTED, SMART YOUNG MAN,
with good reference, as cashier and to
make himself generally useful. Apply
10 a. m, Mana Exhibition, 300 Bull
street.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

THE GEORGIA STEAM LAUNDRY
smoothes the saw edges and makes the
collar aud cuffs like new
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

SHOES HALF SOLED AND HEEL
ed for so cents while you wait: best
white oak leather used. d. Epstein, 112
Drayton street. Georgia phone 2s0s
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

FOR SALE. TWO ENGINES, UP
right and horizontal; also two Knowles
and Worthington pump ins good re-
pair. Mingledorff & Co.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
FOR RENT-STOREs.

LARGE STORE, CORNER BULL
and large room in the rear; this is one
of the best locations in the city for
most any kind of business; will put
store in condition to suit desirable ten
ant. Address Superintendent Georgia
Hussars.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

LADIES PURE WHITE INDIA
linen hemstitched handkerchiefs SC
each, As doz. Ladies and gentlemen's
seamless hose Sc and 10c per pair. The
above is big bargain. All silk taffeta
ribbon, No. S, Z, and II, going at sc
per yard. See our satin and taffeta
ribbons for 10c, 15c, and zoe per yard.
If you can't call write for samples,
we will do the rest. Nj. A. Stokes Rib
bon Store, IA East Broughton street,
Savannah Ga
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

ARE YOUR FEET TROUBLING
you? If so, call on me; l cure ingrow-
ing nails, corns and all diseases of the
feet without pain; charges REASONABLY
can give the best reference; patients
treated at residences; orders can be
left at Livingston's Pharmacy, No. 26
Broughton street, west; both phones
293. Lem Davis, surgeon chiropodist.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

WE REPAIR ALL MAKES OF
typewriters; all work guaranteed. I'm
derwood Typewriter Company, No. 2
Provident building; Georgia phone 1881.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

FOR SALE, AT AUCTION, 10 A. M.
Sunday, at the Fair Grounds, lumber
and wire netting, used in the construc-
ton of The House of Trouble.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

FOR SALE, TWO SECOND land
electric ceiling fans. Apply at No. As
Eull street.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

FOR, SALE, CHEAP, LOT AS
sorted pine scantling and rough
boards; also cypress shingles. Vale
Royal Mills, Savannah, Ga.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

AGENT FOR KIMBALL'S ANTI
rheumatic ring; why continue to suf-
fer when you can get relief so easy and
speedily; you suffering rheumatics,
get one and convince yourselves. J..
Gardner, agent, is Broughton street,
a. OF
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

FOR SALE. 30 POUND STEEL
relaying rails locomotive tires, car
bolineum and creosote oil; immediate
delivery F. w. Storer e. Co,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

AUTOMOBILE, TWELVE HORSE
power Packard. 1903 model F., seating
five; reason, owner ordering 1904 Pack
ard; correspondence solicited. c. G..
Smith, Macon, Ga.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

BEFORE SAYING GOODBYE,
phone the Union Transfer Company to
handle your baggage; quick service.
day or night. Phones ALB.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

WANTED, FOR UNITED STATES
army, able-bodied unmarried men, be-
tween ages of 81 and 35; citizens Of
United States, of good character and
temperate habits, who can speak. read
and write English. For information
apply to Recruiting officer. S03 Bull
street, Savannah, Ca, or 324 w. Bay
street, Jacksonville, Fla.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13
CLASSIFIED ADVERT ISEMEHTS.
Personal.

no HOT ATRCFAcTs; ELGfN
watch, $4SS black lady's enamel
watch, $2.79; fancy color, $465; gold
filled, Is years guarantee, $3.50; solid
gold plain ring, $1.65; beautiful fancy
set lady's solid gold ring, just the
thing for a sweet keepsake, 1927. Fee
geas, 20 East Broughton, smallest jew
elry store in town, smallest expenses
in town and the cheapest jewelry store
in town
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

FOR SALE. THE BEST OF MILK
and cream. ]. l.. Clarks Jersey Dairy,
los Henry street east; Georgia phone
1925.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

WANTED, RELIABLE DRUGGIST;
state age and salary expected. Lano-
line, care News.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

WANTED, A RELIABLE COLOR
ed man to wait on old gentleman. APP
ply 1T Thirty-fifth street, west.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

WANT, GOOD MAN COOK, 4 DRIV-
ers, men, steady work; 1 planning mill
man, / chambermaid, 1 man to manage
stable. housegirls. WandelIs, 153
West Broad.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

FLOWER POTS, ALL SIZES;
bone flour and plant food. At Card
ner's, Is Broughton street, east.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-13

SO CENTS FOR A PICTURE; SOME
with black and gold frames: some all
gilt frames: beautiful subjects they
are; others ask $3.50 for them; hot
stuff heaters. 49,. 90 and SO So put up:
oil heaters, wood and coal cook stoves
and ranges. MiIler's, 207 Broughton,
west.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30
THE WALKING HILLS.
A Etrh Chain of Them Is Said to he
Creeping Slowly Over the
Colorado Desert.

In the eastern portion of the Colorado
desert, in southern California, is chain
of hills nearly 100 miles long, which are
known as The Walking Hills" These
elevations, which are 200 and 300 feet
high. are constantly advancing across
the plain.
The desert is about 100 miles wide at
this point, and it is, for the most part,
a level plain devoid of vegetation.
Across the plain continually blows a
strong wind, always in one direction
from the west to the east. Some time
in the dim and distant past, at some
point far to the westward, the sands
which advance before the stiff breeze
of the desert began piling up, and this
great chain of hills had its beginning.
Then it began it's journey across the
deserted plain.
The hills are always advancing. The
wind which is constantly adding to the
heights of the hills by bringing new
material, also cuts away the sand from
the western side and shoots it over
the hill where it falls upon the eastern
slope, so that as fast as one side is eat
en- away the other side is added to, anG
the hills are thus slowly advanced to the
eastward.
A little more than % years ago the
Southern Pacific Railway company bull
its road along the eastern rim of the
desert east of these hills. At that time
the range was long way west of the
tracks of the roads. Now the hills have
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30
THE INDIGO BIRD.

Oh, late to come but long to sing.
My little finch of deep-dyed wing,
| welcome thee this day!
Thou contest with the orchard bloom
The azure days, the sweet perfume
That fills the breath of May.
A winged gem amid the trees,
A CHEEKY strain upon the breeze
From tree-top sitting down;
A !eafy nest in covert low,
When daisies come and brambles blow,
a mare in Quaker brown.
But most I prize, past summers prime.
When other throats have ceased to chime
Thy faithful tree-top strain;
No brilliant bursts our ears enthrall-
A prelude with a dying falp'
That soothes the summers pain.
Where blackcaps sweeten in the shade,
And clematis a bower hath made,
Or in the bushy fields.
On breezy slopes where cattle Craze,
At noon on dreamy August days,
Thy strain it's solace yields.
Oh bird Injured to sun and heat,
And STEPPED in summer languor sweet,
The tranquil days are thine.
The seasons fret and urge are Ger,
Its tide is lettering on the shore;
Make thy cOntentment mine!
John Burroughs, in the Century.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

advanced to the tracks, and are threat
ening to bury them, and the company
will be obliged to change the roadbed,
either moving further to the east or
else. by swinging around the base of
the hills to the south, pass to the west
ward and follow the other side of the
hills on up through the desert In either
case large section OF The road will have
to be entirely rebuilt - consequence
Of the wandering propensities of the
walking Hills. Cincinnati ENQUIRER,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30
Latest Novelty I'm Bubbles

Doctors have invented new form
of bubble Neuralgia, sciatica and lum-
bago are known to be affections of the
ends Of the nerves, which lie just I'M
der the skin of the painful region. 1t has
been discovered that by injecting air
under the skin the ends of the nerves
are heightened, and the pain relieved.
The bubble Of air is pressed by the
fingers, and caused to move about until
all parts are relieved. In dislocations
fractures and bruises the same treaf
ment has given relief
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30
Brass Casting Is Killing.

Few trades, if any, are more danger
Gus to health than brass-casting, on ac-
count of the fumes of zinc oxide that
surround the workmen on pouring the
metal. In the new apparatus of w.
Lynes, a Birmingham brass-founder, the
melting pot is covered with hood,
which leads to the outer air through a
length of flexible tubing and a galvan-
lied iron pipe, and both Swimming and
pouring are done under this hood. The
foundry is kept free of poisonors
fumes, while the zinc oxide condenses
in the iron pipe and is collected and util-
lied
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

Business Manager-And now what's
the trouble?
Irate Patron-When l gave your man
my advertisement yesterday l explicitly
stipulated that it was to run in the
same column with the story of the
woman suspected of murder. Instead
of that it was printed right next to the
report of a Sunday school convention.
Baltimore American.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

sheathing will have felt paper between
them Siding 4-inch o. g., laid three
inches to the weather. All shingles will
be dipped in creosote stain, olive green
color. The plumbing fixtures are of the
up-to-date kind.
The chimney brace is of wrought iron.
All doors have five cross panels.
The hardware is of neat design. Fin
ishing color of cottage to be bronze
green with white trimmings
All material is of best kind and all
workmanship done in thorough man
ner.
GEORGE A. W. KNIT
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

"There!" exclaimed Mrs. Lashem,
upon her return from the dentists,
I'm glad that tooth is out; it will
never ache again"
"Of course, not" replied the heart
less other half of the combination
Its beyond the reach of your tongue
now"-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

you look like wreck to-day, Anna!
Have you been sitting up all night again
reading a novel;"
Yes, madam. 1t was such beauti-
full story, but they didn't get married
till nearly five o'clock this morning.
Fliegende Blaetter.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

81 hope you do not consider it wrong
for a young lady to wear fine clothes
and jewels" said Miss Giddings.
Certainly not" replied the parson
'Tf the heart is full of vain and ridicu-
lous things, there can be no objection
to advertising the fact."-Cincinnati
Enquirer
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30
The sizes of rooms are as follows:

The size Of cottage is 24X3O feet. II
contains six rooms, sitting-room, liv-
ing-room, kitchen and three chambers,
bathroom, pantry, reception hall and
large closets. The height of the first
floor ceiling is 91a feet, second floor
ceiling S1a feet.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

How is Josh doing at school?"
Splendid" answered Farmer Corn
tossel He's been hazed, played foot
ball and Joined two college societies.
an amt been to the hospital once" -
Washington Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

Didn't you once say that your wife
was the making of you?"
only once" answered Mr. Meekton.
Henrietta heard it and said it was very
unxind and unjust to blame her in that
manner Washington Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

That's the meanest man | ever ran
across" said the book agent.
What has he done?"
Kept me calling day after day, and
finally said he didn't care anything
about reading, but he enjoyed hearing
me talk ."-Tit-Bits.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

Mr.. Speedy-Do you care for outdoor
sports?
Miss Seedy-Why, never thought
you are one, aren't you, Mr.. Speedy?
This is so sudden!-N. !. Sun.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30
New Household Joke.

YEAST see they have electrical fiat
irons, now.
Crimsonbeak-Yes l suppose when a
mans wife throws one of them at him
he feels as if he'd been struck by light
ning-Yonkers Statesman.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

The man who says he likes to work
We hold him in affection rare.
We let him do his stint of toll
And likewise offer him our share.
rrtc Stnr
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

l don't see why my sister Luce
Should say that I'm a big disgrace
And scold and raise the very deuce
When l have powder on my face.
Judge
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30
Revised Version.

There was an old lady named Hupboard
Who went one day to the cupboard
To look for a bone,
But she found none,
And it made her so mad she cupboard.
Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

Johnny-Ma, aren't they using kero-
sene oil to get rid of the mosquitoes?
Mamma-YeS; | believe so.
JOHNNY wonder why they don't
give them castor oil?-Puck.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

Nobody truly understands
Just how his fame extends.
Some men succeed by shaking hands
And some by shaking friends.
Was hinPtnn Star
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-07-30

Softead-Wasn't that-aw-a beastly
absurd rumor about me-aw-losing
me mind?
Miss Slasher-Yes; that certainly
was the limit.-Chicago Daily News.