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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-12-08
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SOCIAL ITEMS. c OAAHAHH~~A~ A~%A%~~~@ The late Mrs. B. c. Terrell who died yesterday at her home in Lagrange. Ga, and whose sixty-eighth wedding auni- Day. has number of close relatives in Montgomery. Among them Mrs. Michael Cody who is her granddaughter. and Mrs. W. B. Davidson, who is her niece. Mrs. J. P. Gray and daughters, Misses Pattye and Lena, have returned to their home at 67S Mildred Street after 2 months Gray win spend the winter with her sis- ter. Mrs. Bradshaw. at Somerset. Ky. Mir. and Mrs. William Stratford have issued invitations to a card party at which they will entertain on Thursday evening in compliment to Mrs. Strat- ford's sister, Miss Thrail, who is spend- ing the winter with her.
 Mrs. Pugh DeJarnette has issued invi- tations to two card parties at which she EiiI entertain on Friday at her home ns .,,,, Sn entertain in compliment to her sister, Miss Walker.
 Mrs. Holt left here yesterday for Mont gomeFy, where she will remain until af- ter conference meets and assigns all the ministers.-Jackson South Alabamian. Miss AddIe Rabb, who Is teaching in Montgomery. came home last night to spend Saturday and Sunday with the home folks.-Dothan siftings, Mrs w. K. Clements spent Saturday in MQntgQmerYs-Misg Laura Norris of Montgomery is visiting Mrs. V. Bell.-Ft Deposit Reflector
 | Mrs. John A. Fillmore Is visiting her parents in Macon. Ga Mir. Fillmore has been spending a few days with her there and has returned.
 The date of Mir. and Mrs. Frank El- more's reception to their daughter, Miss Anna Elmpre is next Friday the 11th of December.
 1 Miss Leila zwald of Birmingham Is the guest of her sister. Miss Ann Zwald at Mrs. John FreemaTl's on South Lawrence Street. Mrs. F. F. DeBardeIaben of Mobile who has been the guest of her niece, Mrs. J. C. Wilcox, returned yesterday to her home.
 | Mrs. Isaac DeWees's card party tomor- row will be at 3:30 instead of 2 O'clock as stated in the Social Calendar Sunday 1 Mrs. w. J. watkins aAd Miss Glen Wat kins returned last night from a visit to Montgomery.-Troy Messenger. | Miss Eula Render and Miss Roberta 1 Render of LaGrange. Ga, are the guests of Miss Ella Smith. They have been U
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-01-08
NERMONT PENSIONERS.

Washington, Jan. i.-Ponsion: Originals,
Vermont, Charles Bosnia, Readsboro, 81:
increase, reissue. etc, James n, Gates, rs
sex. 81; widows, minors ana dependent
relatives, Arvilla Turner, Hancock, 81.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-01-08

happiness il the proper goal Of human
EFFORT and health is Indispensable 10 it
take Hoods Sarsaparilla-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

In 1862 man named Vrain-Lucas
living in the rue Jean Jacques Rous-
seau, Paris, managed to dispose of No
fewer than $4,000 bogus manuscripts.
gems, enamels and ivories.
He said he found them In an iron
bound chest in a ruined city in Cen,
trail America; but it came out after
ward that he had, with infinite pains
and cunning, made them all himself.
The pride OF the collection was what
purported to be an ancient silver cas-
ket Of Syrian workmanship, ana
which contained, among other things,
a love letter from Judas Iscariot TO
Mary Magdalen, twenty-five letters to
st. Peter from Lazarus and two brief
epistles from Gremius julius to our
Lord.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
FACTORY FOR MAKING MUMMIEs.

Brisk Trade Said to Have Been Car.
ried On In These Relics.
The recent discovery by the French
police of mummy factory at Mont
rouge, near Paris, has caused no lit
tie CONSERVATION among owners Of
these somewhat gruesome curiositiea.
1t is said to be well-nigh impossible
to distinguish the products Of the fac
tory from the genuine article, and
hundreds Of public institutions and
thousands Of private collectors and
dealers are believed to have been vic
timized.
First skeleton is procured, and,
after being immersed for short peri
cd in sulphate of ammonia, is swathed
in bandages stepped In preparation
of burgundy pitch and resin, with dry
spices and dust.
The parcel is then sent to Egypt to
be "naturalized" and authenticated"
and, after an interval, is returned In
"sarcophagus, which, though COW
cred with archaic hieroglyphics, La
also bogus.-Stray Stories.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

In Kansas City there has been estab-
making life study Of diseases of the rec
tum, such as piles, hstula, flssure and kin
dred diseases, which are treated on posi-
tive guarantee-which means that the
patient pays no money until cured. This
Institution has treated prominent men and
women from every State in the Union, to
say nothing Of the standing Of those In
Kansas City, whose names appear signed
10 testimonial letters in their free 20O-page
book for men aud their 1O0-p4ge book for
women. These books contain much valu-
able information concerning rectal dis
eases. IL AFFLICTED, read carefully the adj
vertisement appearing in this paper, or
write Drs. Thornton q Minor, 1880 Oak St.,
Kansas City, Mo-, at once and get these
books, which are sent free and postpaid.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

are suffering from some form of female
disease.
Mrs. Emma Mitchell, $40 Louisiana
street, Indianapolis, Ind, writes
'Peruna has certainly been blessing
in disguise to me, for when first began
taking it for troubles peculiar to the sex
and a generally worn out system, had
little faith.
"For the past five years ! have
rarely been without pain, but PEE
runa has changed all this, and In
a very short time. / think I had
only taken two bottles before /
began to reCuperafe very quickly,
and seven bottles made me we'll
1 do NOT have headache or back
ache any more, and have some In.
fereSt In life. I give all credit
where 1t is due, and that Is to Pc
runa. Emma MITCHELL
BY far the greatest number of female
troubles are caused directly by catarrh.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
A Hurry-up Order.

One day last week prominent rail
road man Of Austin, Tex, stepped
into a restaurant for quick lunch.
Soon after taking his seat he noticed
one Of the judges of the court Of ap-
peals come in and take a seat on the
opposite side Of the room. The waiter
soon appeared and took the judges or.
der and delivered 1t to the kitchen in
the rear Of the building as 1t was
given him. He followed 1t up by call
ing out, "One Katy Flyer!" The rail.
road man was naturally interested in
this and asked the Judge what was
up-how 1t was that he was ordering
whole train for lunch. The Judge
seemed puzzled as the railroad man.
and, in consequence. the waiter was
called upon for an explanation His
answer was: THE judge wanted his
dinner in a hurry, so l gave him a
Katy Flyer"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

They are catarrh of the organ which is
affected. These women despair of re-
covery. Female trouble is 80 common, so
prevalent, that they accept it as almost in
evitable. The greatest obstacle in the way
of recovery is that they do not understand
that it is catarrh which is the source of their
illness In female complaint, ninety-nine
cases out of one hundred are nothing but
catarrh. Peruna cures catarrh wherever
located.
Chronic invalids who have languished for
years on sick beds with some form of female
disease begin TO improve at once after be-
ginning DR.. Hartman treatment.
Among the many prominent women who
recommend Peruna are:-Belva Lockwood,
of Washington. d. c.; Mrs. Col Hamilton,
OF Columbus, Ohio; Mrs. i. +. Warren, wife
OF U. s. Senator Warren. of Wyoming.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac-
tory results from the use of Peruna, write
at once to DR.. Hartman, giving full state
ment OF your case, and he will be pleased
to give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR., Hartman, President of Tha
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
A Good Story.

Frederika, Ia, July 13th.-Mr. A. 8
Grover OF this place tells an interest
Ing story showing how sick people
may regain their health II they will
only be guided by the experience OF
others. He says:
Il had a very bad case Of Kidney
Trouble. which affected my urinary
organs so that had to get up every
hour Of the night. l could not retain
my urine and my feet and limbs began
10 bloat up. My weight was quickly
running down.
After | had tried many things in
vain, began to use Dodds Kidney
Pills, a medicine which had cured
some other very bad cases.
This remedy has done wonders for
me. | have gained eight pounds in
two months. The bloat has all gone
from my feet and legs, and don't
have to get up at night. took in all
about ten boxes before | was all
sound"
Those who suffer as did Mr.. Gro
yer can make no mistake in taking
Doda's Kidney Pills, for they are a
sure, safe and permanent cure for all
Kidney urinary disorders.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

and on the flags Of various nations,
and therefore it was only natural that
these pious Brazilian noblemen should
have selected it as the most suitable
emblem Of our Lord when they de-
sired to pay honor to Him. They were
resolved that He should thenceforth
be officially recognized as one of the
grandees of Brazil, and He would not
have been eligible for this exalted po-
sition without a coat Of arms.-Ohio
State Journal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
HAIR GROWTH
Promoted by ShampOOs
Of CutiCura Soap
And Dressings of CutiCura the
Great Skin Cure
PuTest, Sweetest, Most Effective Remedies
for Skin, Scalp and Hall.

This treatment at once stops falling
hair, removes crusts, scales and dan
drum, destroys hair parasites, soothes
irritated, itching surfaces, stimulates
the hair follIcles, loosens the scalp skin,
supplies the roots with energy and
nourishment, and makeS the hair grow
upon sweet, wholesome, healthy scalp
when all else fails.
Millions ofwomen now rely on Cutl-
cura Soap assisted By Cuticura olnt-
ment, the great skin cure, for preserving,
purifying and beautIfJing the skin, for
cleansing the scalp Of erusts, scales and
dandruf, and the stopping Of falling
hair, for sostenlng, whitening and
soothing red, rough and sore hands, for
baby rashes, feelings und chaAngs, for
annoying irritatlons, or too free or
offensive Precipitation, for lucrative
weaknesses, aud many sanatlve, anti
septic purposes which readily suggest
themselves, as we'll as for all the pur-
poN'o vi huo bolltb auu uuIooIJs
Cutlcura remedies are the standard
skin cures and humour remedies Of the
world. Battle the affected parts with hot
water and Cuticura Soap, TO cleanse the
surface Of crusts and scales and soften
the thlckened cutlcle. Dry, without
hard rubbing, and apply Cuticura 0lnt-
ment freely, TO allay itching, irritation
and Inflammation, and soothe and heal,
and, lastly, In the severeI forms, take
Cuticura Resolyent. 70 cool and cleanse
the blood. A single set Is often SUM-
Client to cure the most torturing, dis
figuring skin, scalp and blood humours,
from plmples 10 scrofula, from infancy
TO age, when all else falls.
eold thra1ghsui re vsrd Cuteurs Rs.slysni 90 IA
Iosm q Chssol.is Cosisd Ps ~ pr val of ~. Dist
nsnL ~ tcsB ~ nspotsf Lsndon. n Chartsfhouta
g, P,1s, ~. t,ls PsiT R.,,rn ~ Columbus kTs.
rotff lfuf hon Csrp sole nreps
~ ofnd tof lisE ~ Curp Evsry Humsuf@
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
All Kinds of People.

In one New York city court the other
day was a lonsshoreman who had
whipped seven policemen. In an
other court was a woman who had
been arrested for beating her husband,
another longshoreman. These two In
cldents go to show that there are diff
ferent kinds of longshoremen, differ
ent kinds Of policemen and different
kinds of women in the world.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
ALTON RESUMES FAST ST. LOUIS
TRAIN SERVICE.

passengers destined to St. Louis
and points east should 90 via the Kan
Ias City gateway, thereby securing
the advantage OF the Chicago q Atoms
last night train, leaving Kansas City
At Q p. m. arriving In st. Louis at 1908
l. m. Chair cars free Of extra charge.
Compartment sleeping cars. The Al
ton keeps theli light a'shining Just
ahead OF the rest Write to l. ID.
Cooper. Travelling Passenger Agent
Chicago & Alton Railway, Kansas CITY,
No.. for lowest rates
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
NERVE WORN KIDNEYS.

Deans Kidney Pills
mako freedom from kid
ney trouble possible.
They carry a kind of
medication to the kid
neys that brings a bright
ray Of hope to desperate
cases.
Aching backs are eased.
Hip, back, and loln pains
overcome. Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs
vanish.
LOCK HAVEN, Pa Mrs.
L. W. Ammumen writes :
"A few weeks ago I sent for
q trial box of Doan's Kidney
Pills for myself, and they did
all they are said to do. Ny
husband was kicked last fall
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Manted-an occuna,Ion.

When they asked Reginald Wander
bilt his occupation he replied, Gentle.
man." When they askeA the same
question of Harry Payne Whitney he
answered: 81 don't know what name
to give to that" Perhaps Col. Waiter
son could be induced to take an hour
or two off to coin a word that will fit
tingly describe the moneyed leisure
class Of this great nation?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Fear to Gaze on ROYALTY.

Formerly a Chinaman who gazed
upon the Emperor or Empress while
they were being carried along the
street 'lost his head. Since the EN-
peror's return from Singanfu this rule
mas been revoked, but the populace
has not yet mustered its courage, and
not long ago, when the imperial party
were in Shanghai, the streets were de.
serted.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Big Railway Store,

The Rock Island railway keeps one
OF the largest supply houses in the
United States, in Trenton, Mo. The
shipments from this store" are said
to exceed the combined sales of all
other business houses in Trenton. 1t
furnishes supplies to every point on
the line between Muscatine, Ia, and
Missouri river points.-Kansas City
Journal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
The comic valentine is only comic
on one side.
It May Happen Any Tlme

That you will desire Information re-
garding the great Southwestern terri
tory. We have attractive booklets
that are just the thing and from
which much can be learned. Let us
send them to you that you may know
the great possibilities for profit in the
section traversed by the line Of the
NJ, X. & T. Ry. Address KATY"
COL Wainwright Bldg, st. Louis, Mo.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

by a horse and badly hurt
his hip was fractured and
after he recovered he was in
such misery that he could
hardly walk, and to stoop
caused him such distress that
he thought he would have to
quit work also, it affected
his bladder, and he was unp
able to make his water with,
out so much distress. / in
sisted on his getting a box
Of your pills and trying them,
30 1 went to Mason's Drug
Store and got q box. The
first box helped him so much
that l got thesecond and also
the third, and now he is en-
tirely well. Mrs. L. W.
AMMUNES, Lock Haven, Pa.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
viii Celebrate Secession,

Belgium is preparing to celebrate
the seventy-frst anniversary of its
secession from the Netherlands. The
celebration will be held in 1905, when
a great fair will open in Liege. King
Leopold will add wing to his Brus.
sells palace and other public buildings
will be rushed to completion, in order
to make the capital attractive to Wis
Ltors
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
DO Your Feet Ache and Burn2

DO Your Feet Ache and Burn?
Shake into your shoes. Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Swollen. Hot, Sweating Feet, CornB
and Bunions. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Z.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
klno Is a CLERGYMAN,

King Edward is also a clergyman q
the Church of England, with salary.
In Pembrokeshire, Wales, St. David's
cathedral claims King Edward as Q
prebendary, and for this Office he is en-
titled to salary Of Ell per annum.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Fact and Fancy.

By aid of the Philadelphia freight
car burglars who pried the Ida from
set of boxed-up and inhabited bee
hives, fact has again caught up with
the funny newspaper artists.-New
York World.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
cHRlsT's COAT Oh ARNA
Noble Insignia Accorded Him by Am.
tocrats Of Brazil.

tocrats Of Brazil.
Wishing to show Him the utmost
possible honor, some Of the great noble
men OF Brazil formally decided to ad-
NIT Jesus Christ as a member Of their
knightly order. and consequently they
awarded to Him the coat Of arms
which is shown in the accompanying
picture. Conspicuous in 1t is black
cross, which is mounted on three green
hills, in field of gold, and which is
covered with a double crown Of stars
and thorns.
For centuries a cross has been used
on the crests of distinguished families
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Railroad Tickets in Soak.

Many thousand dollars worth Of
railroad tickets were under water in
the Union depot Boil your transporta-
tion.-Kansas City Star.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
InsIst on cettlno II.

Some grocers say they don't keep De-
6ance Starch because they have stock In
hand of - &C. brands, which they know
cannot be sold to a customer who has once
sssd the le OF. pkg. Defiance Starch for
seRnO money.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
When Your Grocer saws

Wh0n YOuT UFocer says
he does not have Defiance Starch, you may
DO sufO>ho Is afraid to keep 1t until his
stock f'i2 on. packages are sold. Defiance
Starch 10 not only better than any other
Cold Water Starch, but contains Is OF. TO
the package and sells for same money a. IL
o. brAndR
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Those Who Have Tried n

wM use no other Defiance Cold Water
Starch has no equal in Quantity or Quail
ity--l6 OF. for 10 cents. Other brands con-
tain only 10 o.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Many who formerly smoked 10c cigars,
now smoke Lewis Single Binder straight
&c cigar The best combination of the best
tobaccos. Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Sounds Explosive

Lynbomir zsixkovits was one Of tho
leaders Of the Servian revolt. A man
who can carry around a name like that
Ia fit for any sort OF wickedness.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Why Il Is the Best

b because made by an entirely different
process. Defiance Starch IL unlike any
other, better and one-third more for 10
cOnts.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
THE x. c. 8. ALMANAC FOR 1eoa

The Kansas City Southern Railways
Almanac for 1903 is now ready for dis
tribution. Farmers, stock-raisers,
frult-growers, truck gardeners. manu-
facturers, merchants and others seek
ing new field OF action OF a new
home at the very lowest prices, can OBJ
tain reliable Information concerning
Southwestern Missouri. the Cherokee
and Choctaw Nations In the Indian
Territory, Western Arkansas, Eastern
Texas, Northwestern Louisiana and the
Coast country, and or the business op-
portunities offered therein.
Write for a copy OF the X. G. s. Al
manac and address, S. G. Warner, g.
T. A., X. c. s. Ry.. Kansas City. No.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

mn

jump Of eight feet and one inch made
at Philadelphia recently by Hearth.
bloom, the champion jumping horse
of the world. Few horses have ever
been trained to Jump over seven feet
The horse is owned by Howard VII
lets Of New York city.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Eat pecomnosed Mat.

The kafirs Of Natal eat the flesh Of
dead cattle, however advanced in de-
composition 1t may be.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Some men pay small debts for the
purpose Of contracting large ones.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

II you wish beautiful, clear, white clothes
use Red Gross Ball Blue. Large 3 on.
package cents.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Mar. EIexIbIa and 1 aatIn1.

won't shake out or blow out; by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better results
than possible with any other brand and
ons-thlrd more for same money.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 7Sc.

A married man doesn't feel like a
bird when his wife makes him Quail.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
For children teething softens the gums, reduces m
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Milliners and chestnut burs have
fail openings.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Even II a man doesn't look like q
fool he can easily deceive Strangars
By acting like one.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Piso's Cure cannot DO too highly spoken Of ~
Aoough cure.-J. w. OBRIEN, 329 Third Ave,
~. Minneapolis. MINI. Jan & 1900
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
Exnorts cursd A.rrinn.

Exports Cured HerrIngs.
Yarmouth, England. exported over
272,O00 barrels Of cured herring to the
Continent during the past year.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

In order to enjoy life a man must
be q little miserable occasionally.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

To Cure Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
drugghts refund money If it fails to cure. $50
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Fame doesn't always consist Of be
ing talked about.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

In society It is more blessed to DO
polite than 10 be truthful.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

A search warrant is superfluous in
the quest OF happiness.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Sometimesa girls face is her mis-.
fortune.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Decoy ducks are the kind you en-.
counter at some boarding houses.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

When a man doesn't meet his bill
1t keeps him busy lodging.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

A gold brick is a glltedge invest
ment, but It's all on the edge.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

There is nothing like leather-not
even the paper limitations.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Some men are bulls in the stock
market and bears ct home
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Cultivate prudence; do not eat TO-
morrow's dinner to-day.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23

Horse Jumps Feet and Inch.
From the Evening Telegram, New
York city, we take the accompanying
picture showing the record-breakina
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-23
W. N. u, KANSAS CITY, NO. 20, 1903

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