The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-11-01
PROSPERITY BY RETURN MAIL
FOR ONE TWO CENTS STAMP
Send List of Assets to Uncle Sam Rubber Currency
Corporations Care of Ketchem, Cheatem,
Skinnem.

still retaining the assets in your posses
sion, You will be sheriff-proof; for after
you have spent the elastic money issued
on your old clothes and other assets, the
| Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Corporation
will issue a second, third and even tenth
series of elastic currency on the same
assets. That's why our money is called
elastic-you can keep right on stretching
it over the same old stuff as fast as you
spend the money.
Remember, the Uncle Sam Rubber Cur
rency Corporation will issue its elasti;
money on any sort of assets. Have you a
foundation fer house that you were not
able to complete? 1t is not dead loss
it's mint On which you can get our
Guaranteed Elastic Money. Are you a
Kansas or Dakota farmer whose dwell
ing and barns have been blown away by
cyclone? Write us at once, or telc-
graph, stating the value of the buildings
They are assets, because they are some.
where. Never mind about finding them.
They'll turn up some day. If another man
finds them and assets them with us, so
much the better; it will put that much
more money in circulation.
Have you stock of out-of-date men )
clothing that has been damaged by fire
or smoke or the possibility of future
fire? Don't sell them at loss Of "a per
cent profit. Wrie us your estimate of the
value of the stock, and by return express
you will receive the Guaranteed Elastic
Money of the Uncle Sam Rubber Curren-
cy Corporation for the amount OF your
estimate. Has a cattle rustler driven off
some of your cattle? 1t is your property,
and therefore an asset Don't bother the
sheriff. but go to .the nearest branch of
the Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Corpora
lion, state the value Of that asset and
the amount will be paid to you or credited
to your account.
DETECTING COUNTERFEITS
You will have no trouble in Identifying
one of our Guaranteed Elastic Money
Notes. Each note has on its face beau
tiful engraving of Uncle Sam on all tours.
and on his back handsome wildcat with
its hind legs in Uncle Sans trousers
pockets and its fore legs in his coat tail
pockets. On the back Of the note. to the
left, it is an engraving Of Congressman
Fowler collecting assets with dredge and
a wrecking train; and to the right an
engraving of Secretary Pshaw stacking
United States flag flying from the top
of the stack.
These notes are issued in the name of
the United States Government, are guar
anteed by the government. and therefore
every dollar of elastic asset money is as
good, as any other dollar. Each note >
protected by the full strength of the
United States Army and Navy, and no
IN oh .
elastic money without being guilty of
treason, because every note carries the
flag You can see how different this
elastic money is from Populist currency,
which would be based on land.
Now is}the time to apply for a consign-
ment of the elastic money issued by the
Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Corporation.
The winter is coming on and the coal eel.
lar must be filed Your coal cellar is an
asset and we will issue enough elastic
money on it to buy your coal. AS soon
as the coal is in, it's another asset on
which you can get elastic money to pay
a man to care for the furnace Asset the
cook and get enough elastic money to
pay her wages.
Remember, each purchaser Of one share
of our stock at the reduced price OF 35
cents gets free a handsome ledger ar
ranged for a simple 60-entry system OF
keeping track OF your assets and the
elastic money issued on them. Others
get rich by expert bookkeeping. Why not
you? Don't forget that an assets is any
thing that fool can be persuaded to
buy at auction because it looks cheap. We
make special inducement to managers
of rummage sales.
Send list of your assets to the Uncle
Sam Rubber Currency Corporation, care
Of Ketchem, Cheatem e. Skinnem, IL,
A Grafters' Building, Weehawken, New
Jersey, and get sample elastic assets
81 900 note by mail Don't say that you
have no assets until you have looked
through the garnet and in your old trunks
Write today and get prosperity by return
mail.