Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-12-02

49, ~ RAtA H"haN"H
The watchmaKer is not the onl,
man who lives on ticks.
A woman never asks II her complex
ion is on straight.
It's easy to explain Why other
shouldn't make mistakes.
Don't " your neighbor a CRU 'ge-
cancel he Get at n
Live and are more pliers
ing than marriage and history
The real beauty about a lookinl
glass is that It never hatters.
The nucleus o. MANY a rice puddini
his been wasted at weddings.
II T.. perhaps, better % be hal
cracked han to be ale, gether broke
r. YOU haven't anv enemies to for
give pardon a few Of your friends.
Many a mar imagiaes that there &
only one honest nan in the world.
For each big mar at the top Their,
are a million little ones at the bottom.
It's all right to take things as they
come It they don't belong to some one
else.
Some females are relocated to the
spinster class because OF their cute
ness
It doesn't take a dyspeptic to dis
cover that a light lunch may be heavy
after II is down.
When a maj takes whisky for med
icinal purposes be pays whopping big
Doctors bills.
When a man gives up his zeal in a
car TO an ugly woman It is a sign he is
getting out at that corner.
There is some hope for the young
man who admits that there are few
things he dosen't know.
Never ask q mar how he likes mar
ried life in his wits presence II you
want to hear the truth.
The fellow who always tries to act
smart is either cordially hated or
greatly admired.
Man would rather propel the bicy-
Gle of pleasure than the wheelbarrow
OF necessity.
Industry and prosperity are spelled
differently, but they mean about the
same thing.
No woman ever admits outside the
divorce court that she drew q matri-
mOnisl blank.
A diplomat is q mar who pretends
that the other fellows way is his when
he can't have bis own.
On the whole, it is lucky for Cuba
that there IL a presidential campaign
impending IN this country.
Panama may want to come into the
Union some day, bat first it would
like to get hold Of that $40, 600, 900.
It's the toughest kind OF tough luck
to have your watch stolen when you
arr on your way to pawn it.
The new Republic Of Panama is
nearly as large as the State of Indiana.
Il hasn't half as many poets, though.
There is a man in Chicago named
Damrich-but his financial rating isn't
what his name would indicate.
Some ministers do not practice as
thsy preach and some baseball players
do not play IS they practice.
It would make q woman die with
shame to show the same things in
trousers she would show without
them.
A woman always has great conf.
dence in the doctor who says he re-
lies on her intelligent car more than
on medicine.
Probably some men meRnder around
all night for the purpose Of satisfying
th- mselves that there Is no place like
home.
For some unexplained reason Mrs
Nation, while Ia Washington, failed
to state her views regarding Reed
Smoot
The question is being asked why
Mrs. Nation was elected from the
White House while Dowis was allow
ed to remain.
Gen. Grosvenor having made hi
forecast On .he presidential election
now let as hear from James z. Jones
Of Arkansas.
When two people begin to disagres
on the definition Of the word s'friend, ,
It is q sign they are about TO cease be-
ing friends.
There + two sides to every quarre
unless there T three papers In
town, then there are three sides Il
every quarrel.
When q woman discharges the same
cook three times In one week &c Is
Sign that the cook will be there next
month.
A great many women wipe theil
sihs away Ct this season Of the year By
sitting up nights working on some.
thing TO be sold ct q church fair.
Hereafter any persen desiring to col
up q neW government viii provide
themselves with q canal sight and /,
foreign minister with q French name
Some men waste . lot IT time Il
wondering how the world got alonl
before they came into It and now Il d
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