The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-05
MISTER
DOOLEY
He Discusses the Recent
Suspension.

HEARD at tn shop" said Mr. Hennessy, ''thot
the payper had suspinded How did it hap
pen?"
''It didn't happen" said Mr. Dooley s.Its only tn
onixpicted thot happens 1t what me frind Jimmy
Daloney calls "a foorgone conclooson' Y see Hen
messy, there's always in livery community few kickers
who want to regulate things accordn to their ees
raygardess v tn opinyons iv Others They constitoo
thmslves imprrovemint associyaon FIR tn betther
mint iv sciety. Last fall few iv thin imagined th
tonne roipe FIR da-aily payper; one that
would rayfict their opinions an be tn oicya
gan iv tn congressional obligation So they
frind Dock, whose name I'll not mintion but who'd bin
raycintly 'licted mayor-r.
III take sthack as me frind Jawn sez says Dock
but mond ye.' he says. I'll till tn payple I'm not
tn game he says An I'll contribute too says tn
govermint ofciyal, whose shll be mntioned,
but who thrys run tn poshtofce an maybe some iv
tn clerks up there have spa-are change chip
in If make tn prohper ripresintaytions sez he
AN know iv tn bye t. idt tn sha-ate,' says
Dock; his name is Willem c. Has he tn xperyence?
asks the poshtmissr He has thot says Dock. He's
old rayporther. He rayported the loss v an
appaytoe t. tn p'lice he says. He's graate idit
oryas and WELD trenchin pen says he; he prayfers
it t typewritbor,' says Dock.
Hell do, says the poshtmissr If he has amy coin
An maybe Brown iv nkhar-rt II dig up too
can So Hennessy with foorlsh v trumn it's tn
chold Dor and christhend tn Daily Chr-ron
cle, an Wem G. in his saootaytory ts tn good pay
pie he has come t. shtay and show thin how PRO-
jooce good mor paxper that could be taken into vry
home and would just fit tn panthry shves. But Hen
messy, as frind Jimmy Daloney sez he r-reckoned
without his host and in THREE shOrrt months, Hen
nessyAas, it's sa-ad t. dol young. Twas only last
waake that Willem climbed tn stair up over tn bank
t see his frind tn mayr
DOCK says he. I'm up agin It'll rale thing
tborth lie .T,r do
v spondulicks,' says Willem crrisus has come he
says Did it come by mail?' says Dock s'Ts aston
shn' it ra-achd y so soon Nav, say Wll-em, "but
rints due. an made quar-rt iv ink FIR iditoryan
work., an tn bye just came in wild me laundhry.'
'Divvle cnt mor-re, says Dock, frind Jawn
sez I'm all in must have hip or sinkr says Will
en- There nary a cork in the house. says Dock,
I've ordhered some to be shipp'd MKT Joon he says
Thin I'll shtop tn shate, says Wl-em Hav' ye
tn govermint ofishiyal yt says Dock It's no use
says Wllem, he's busy thryn' lar-rn tn
v tn boxes, an th' clerks broke says he. Thin
put on tn brakes asy. So Dock III have to- do it,
says Will-em. but it max ne har-rt SICK he says,
but I'll dol game, he say stock iv hot air is
impaired says he."
AN phwat did he?" asked Hennessy.
HE prints bo-old announcemnt in his payper say
in: OWN t tn lar-rg ncrase in circulayshun,>
an tn fact thot has BIN discovered able to hip
along the work. we've concIoodd to suspind publcay
shun aftr Sattdy avenin The payper IS bin graand
SUCCESS, an we're goin' t. shtop spnd tn money. An
tonne is too much aaken up in idn' tn shate,
we've conclooded to quit and til toime An there
be nanny othr raysons why we suspind, but we'll not
mintion them. An we've hired ixthry hip to rayfund
tn money our suscrbers, call at tn bsnss-ofis,
an don't cr-rowd too much. but kape in loine.'"
''Will it hip tn other paypers quittin mane,"
asked Hennessy.
''Naw; nayther iv thin knew he was runnin pay
per till he shtopped, said Mr.. Dooley. They'll put
cra-ape the posht-ofis and sind fr Abe Becker's
waggin, that's a-all.
"An' how will Dock an tn others play aven!" asked
Hennessy.
"They WON'T" said Mr.. Dooey 'They merely pad
their tuition in tn school iv ixperiyence