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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20

play ball. my young gentleman" go
on Mr.. Paul, and you will be prepared
| for any seat of learning dat has any
| body wort knowing to sit in it. In your
prep. school prepare! Do not waste de
receptive years OF your life loading up
wit useless tings dat has noting to do
| wit any kind of ball When de muscles
is easily trained, dat is de time for to
get in line wit does tings dat will re-
| fleet honor and glory on your almer-
moter! Play BALL"
/ When Mr.. Paul got done kiddie was
so excited dat he found de coachman's
| kid. and made him pitch for him, and
/ before he was struck out he'd broke
every window in de mort side of de
stable.
/ Mr. Paul told me to go wit him when
! he took kiddie to de school. We rides
up from de station, de little ones trunk
on de seat wit de driver, and a box of
candy in his hands, what Miss Fannie
/ had give him, and he was de proudest
/ ting dat ever butted into dat school, if
de look into his meant anything.
/ OF course 1 had on me street close,
but I says to meself. dat I'd not go into
de room where Mr. Paul was to fetch
/ 5iddie to de head master, for L wanted
| little one TO have every chance coming
| to him, and not back-cap his game wit
/ me BoWery mug; so l stops in de littl,
waiting room while Mir. Paul takes de
| ladde into de office. But Mr.. Paul
| leaves de door open, and [ hears him
say to de head master, dis is de lad
was writing you about. James Napoleon
Emmett Fadden, de son of a fren OF
mine
Hes a fine looking youngster, and he
has a fine name" L hears de Gazaboo
say
His modder is French says Mr..
Paul, which accounts for part of his
name But his fadder, me fren, is
American
Well. dey has some chit-chat, and den
dey comes out, and Little Duke was
blinking hard. for to show dat he did
MT want to cry, and we hikes away,
Mr. Paul and me to de station.
When we was on de cars, l taut
awhile, and den I says. you done me
fair. for fair, all right, Mr.. Paul
YOU"
You located kiddie as a son of a fren
of yours, l says.
Well says Mr.. Paul, de void did
Mt holt me, if it didn't holt you You
has solved me, and perhaps sometimes
I has solved you; and on dat lay we is
as gooo as each odder I've never
known you to do an ungentlemanly
ting. so | stand for de woid-fren.''
/ didn't say noting more, cause dere
didn't seem TO be noting more to say;
but when l gets home. and tell Ouch
ess. she unloosens; and gets out heI
belt. and she produces FLYER.
"Cheems," she says, I'VE will go into
town tomorrow. and we will dine for
all de dinner dere is in dis bill. I'm
almost IS proud of you as am of your
SOM"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20
WICKENBURG ARRAY
Quarrel Over a Nine Leads to a Ser
ious Cutting Scrape.

News comes from Wickenburg, of a
stabbing affray that occurred there il
Casey's saloon, Friday night. The par
ticulars are meager and those who
came from Wickenburg last night did
not know the name Of the victim, who
is too badly hurt 10 talk much and
who is described as d large, heavy.
crossed-eyed man.
The name of his .issall;int is ice Gil
bert and the stabDing S the outcome Of
a quarrel over some mining property.
Immediately after The stabbing Gilbert
was placed under arrest.
The wounded man Is said to he in
a very critical milton and the ply
sician in Attendance announces that it
will be two or three lays before an
opinion may De safely vent'1red as 20
whether or not ne will recover. There
were three knife wounds in the Stonl-
ach and one in the breast over the
heart. it is believed penetrating the
pericardium.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20
THE MITCHELL NINE
1t Bears the Ear Marks Of Big Cop
per Bonanza.

Mr.. and Mrs. Robt. E. Morrison, OF
Prescott returned home last Sunday
from an extended visit in the east and
Mr.. Morrison came down from Prescott
Yesterday on court business.
Mr.. Morrison says the Mitchell Min
ing company. organized by George
Mitchell and in which he is interested.
has a most promising future. Reports
from the property. which is in the state
of Guerrero, Mexico, are received regu-
larly. and each succeeding report is
more fiattering than its predecessors.
While he was in New York q banker
who lives in Washington and who
heard SO much about the property he
became interested. decided to go and
look at it. He did so and was so well
pleased that he went to the nearest
telegraph Office and wired back that he
thought it promised ID be the biggest
copper mine in the world.
Speaking of Prescott. Mr.. Morrison
said the city was livenins up again
1r.L there seemed to be a well ground
81 belief that in thirty o. sixty days
ne mines wU?i'i be running again and
lienl Prosperity would 80 into bust
ness again all oVt the country.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20

be a stepping stone to another.-hila
delphia Record.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20

as a prep. school, which de same is a
school dat is meant for to make boy
a man, for only man is took into COL
leges dat plays ball. Dat brings us
he says, comfortable. and lighting Il
cigar, Ito de main point of our dis
course. If you're on de lookout for
fame, and wishes to be known from de
Battery to de Bronx. as a man to he
admired, engrave desc woids upon your
mind: PLAY BALL."
Kiddie snuggles up to Mr.. Paul at
does woids. and 1 seen dat he fought
dat he was in good company, after all.
Act upon me advice in your prep.
school, and den your pat in college will
be straight and easy. Dere is many
kinds of ball in this life, and all of EN-
must be mastered by de young gentle
man who expects honor, fame, and de
high regard of his fellows Refrain
from woik, ant: go in strong for plays
Do not be led astray by does what hear
lectures, and digs tings out of books.
Dey gets noting dat will de EN- any
earthly good, and besides dey cooks
DER college standing by such weakness.
Play bail, Base ball. foot ball, hand
ball, golf balls, cricket-all kinds except
high and low balls which is what we
calls post graduate course
Kiddie was now tickled to deaf. and
not q bit leary of Mr.. Paul's big woids
what he uses to make his sentences to
roll along from one to anodder wtout
70 hitch.
In de merry. merry, spring time do
not toin to toughts of love. but go out
upon de diamond wit de Nine Dere
you will see dat de young gent dat gets
de most praise and attention is de one
dat shows he has put in his Easter va
cation practicing new coives dat Will
puzzle de crack batter
Later roam over de fair green's. and
see il you can approach. a hundred
yards. and putt ten--if you can. fame
is smiling upon you and getting ready
to light
Hes no farmer" Kiddie whispers to
me, his eyes popping out of his head.
Next de tennis nets will be set. Take
your racket. and if you can bluff a
stroke dat looks like you was going to
send de ball into de next county. yet
make it land wit a gentle puff just de
odder side of de net. give tanks to de
goddess of fame, for she is making GOO
goo eyes at YOU
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20
Copyright, 1908, by Robert Howard
RusSell.)

Well. we had de time of his life get
ting Little Duke-dat's my and Ouch
ess' kiodie-off for school. When it
come times for Duchess to give de kid
few parting woids l said noting, but
just held me peace and listened.
Mon mignon,' says. 81 give you tree
dozen pocket handkerchiefs, and l only
asks dat wedder you has your lessons
or not she says, ''wedder you makes
frens or enemies; wedder you is good or
bad in odder ways; wedder you Losses
or keeps your spending money; wedder
you makes frens wit de matron, as I
has told you to; wedder you sometimes
forgets, or always remembers Your
this; wedder it is clear or cloudy; Sun
any or week day; if you is we'll or ill;
] asks but dis one ting" Duchess says,
de weepS coming into her voice, "only
dis one solemn duty before all odders,
and above all odder tings," she says,
land dat is, wat you never is witout a
clean, fresh hanky in your pockets. If
you forgets yourself and tells a lie, or
is impudent to odder boys, or don't have
your French perfect, you can be for
given by heaven: but mon enfant,
heaven would not. and your modder
could not, forgive you if you was found
dead or wounded witout a clean, fresh
hanky in your pocket"
Sure. mama says de kid. who some
times talks straight English like his
dady: sure, I'll sink a clean wipe in
me jeans every day"
Dat is right. cheri," says Duchess.
Deere is many signs of being a gentle
man, and OATS what were going to
make you; but all signs fail on a man
h. r.
him. Odderwise a man may be in rags,
and stained wit travel and covered wit
-wit-covered wit
wit hay seed" says 1. willing to
oblige, but Duchess gives me de trou-
bled eye, and goes on. He may be COW
cred wit de soil of innocent games and
play. But when it comes to his hanky
we'll, remember de woids of your mod
der,''
Duchess always packs two kinds of
wipes herself: one of show. and one for
blow. Now she takes out de one for
show, and dabs her eyes. like she was
overcome wit commotion, and I know
from dat she had passed de deal to me.
So 1 says, ''Kiddie," says I, what your
ma says to you is on de dead level. and
if l ever hear of you wit a wipe dat
isn't up TO de standard I'll show you d
new use for a hitching strap besides to
hitch
Yes. daddy" says kiddie. who was
sitting up and paying all kinds of atten-
ton now.
Il has only q few woids of advice for
to saw off on you, meself, and dey is
woids about de end of de game dat
didn't go to no pay academy to loin
about. In de foist place, me little man.
don't go looking for trouble. It's a.
funny ting about trouble, dat dough de
woild seems to be filled wit it. still dere
isn't so much, dat it is found witout
looking for it. mostly. You'll hear wise
bazoonueses pass it along dat dere is
SO much trouble in de void de reason
you is not to look. for it is, dat you'll
get all you can take care of witout
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20
CHIMMIE FADDEN STORIES
CHIMMIE FADDEN ON THE EDUCATION OF THE
YOUNG.

looking for it. OATS de talk of quit
ter. To be sure a mug gets some trou-
BILE in dis void witout looking for it:
but what I'm telling you is. dat dere is
a. lot of trouble dat is like a sleeping
dog-it wons bodder you unless you
poke it wit a stick, to see what it is
like. Just don't look for it, and dere is
a heap of it dat you won't see.
Cop me right, me son: I'm not tell
ing you dat dere is no trouble for does
dat don't look for it; neider am l trying
to con you wit song dat you must
dodge de trouble dat comes your way
even when you are not looking for it
IF you find yourself up against it,
witout looking for it, just tell yourself
dat a little of it is a good ting to keep
you in mind dat you are not made all
for show. but part for blow Any old
kind of trouble in dis void dat your
daddy ever had knock-down to, is
like loot dat has to be pulled: de way
to stop trouble dat you can't duck, is to
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20

get just as busy wit it as you know
how-under de rules of de game.
Don't dodge too much; of course if
you meet a trouble dat don't look so
much like yours, as some odder fellows,
side step. and give it a chance to pass
witout a collision. Dere's no harm in
being polite even to trouble-especial
if it looks like anodder mugs brand.
-'All de samee, son. if you are attend
ing to your own business, and trouble
comes your way, and won't take a hint
when you side-step, but butts in, like
it was saying. oh, me bold buck, I'm
your honey boy, and you can't escape
me- when a trouble talks to you in
langwudge like dat, den hit quick
straight and as hard as You know how
Don't save your best blow for your
second or thoid-be honest, and pass
out de best you has in your shop on de
foiSt invitation.
Il has found dat a trouble dat gets
dat kind of treatment, mostly don't care
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20

Gee" says de kid, Il didn't tink it
was so much fun
Den later says Mr.. Paul. go down
to de water where stalwart crews are
getting very wet. and ask de coach for
to be tried out, if you haven't already
been picked for an oar in de tank De
coach will revile you wit beautiful lang
wudge: &c oars a-bow, and a-stern of
you will mutter tings dat no mama s
darling ought to hear; you'll wonder
if de next stroke will pull out your
arms. or your eyes, and if only de seal
of your trunks, or a inch Or two of
flesh, has been cut into dat time your
slide didn't woik; but never mind
Play Ball"
Sure, MIR. Paul. says kiddie. Its
great"
Mr.. Paul winked at me, and says,
Your son promises to bring honor to
your house. Later in de season woilz
upon de gridironed field. where heroes
wit flying locks are Joining how to die
for DER college, and to be glad of it.
"Of course, you'll occasionally en-
counter in college grave professors, and
vet graver instructors, who will make
a bluff of wanting you to have more
dan a vague idea of wedder de Greek
dieress''-dat's corking void; get it
spelt right-"wedder de Greek dieresis
is de dots over double I. or is de close
of a diptong."
When Mr. Paul pitches does silly
EngwudEe at kiddie de little one lets
out yell of joy, for he likes big woids
like his mama.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20

to play in your back yard. but takes
it's trade somewhere else.
You has heard de wise say I has
| troubles of me own Well, me son, dat
is de only kind you are dated wit-your
OWL. A mug dat don't NEEDLE wit an"
but his own has more time to play ball
dan some good folks allow is coming
to any but de wicked
Little Duke didn't say anything to me
den; but when Duchess was out of de
way kiddie says to me. Daddy, please
show me de back and front, again
You know before a Mug" meant a
man. ii meant de kind of strangle holt
dat foot pads give from behind. and
dat de cops soon Joined. and uses to
make 4 ugly customer be good. Den
an old-time Boy on de Bowery invents
de front mug, what is de elbow in de
neck, from in front, and de coppers has
| took dat into der training-does dat
has rough house beats. l puts kiddie
trough de tricks until he was red in de
face. and de he says, rs dat a good
kind of way to meet trouble dat you
| can't side-step?"
If 1 don't have to go bail for him
breaking collar bone, I'll be a happy,
happy pa,
l was on me knees, wit kiddie's right
| forearm under me chin, Joining him de
back mug, when Mr.. Paul strolls along,
and pipes off. and says, rs dat one of
de studies Little Duke has to pass in?''
mo, sir 1 says. Desc is called life
preservers, on de BoWery."
at looks to an outsider like a life
destroyer. When you have got de
youngster perfect in it. I'd like to give
n fAIx af h c
conduct in school,"
When kid6ie heard dat. his arm
around me neck gives a grip dat near
puts me down and out Perhaps he
taught he'd stood for all de advice dat
was due him; but I says, Sure, SIR
says Let go your holt, me son, or in
anodder minute you will be a half or
phan.'
Besides says Mr. Paul. wit smile,
| seeing how de youngster looks. when
I gives advice 1 always also gives a
box of candy-to make sure dat some
ting dat I gives is took"
So de tree of US sits down on de lawn,
and Mr.. Paul says. as solemn as de
judge in de tombs. he says: Now me
littel gentleman and kiddie got SO
| chesty wit being called dat, dat he near
busts de buttons off his Jacket has
a few woids of wisdom for to impart to
you, dat viii set you so far ahead OF
| your fellows. dat by de time you get
! into college. all de swell societies and
clubs will be out after you wit crap
| pling hooks, and fishing nets.
Riddles under lip began to get shaky,
| and he looks a me like he was saying
Dis is a bad man. l hasn't lost nc
graphing irons. neider am looking for
de inside of d fishing nett
DE reason goes on Mr.. Paul, dat
so many young gentlemen do not sue
coed in our universities and odder seats
of learning. is dat dey is not put mex;
| to de proposition until DER minds has
been loaded wit tings out of books
| Little Duke looks up at dat like he
seen de candy coming his way: for he
has never yet broke his legs running
after hood Joining. and Mir. Paul. seeing
dat he had a audience. goes on:
DE school you is going to is known
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20
San Francisco and Return, S45.45,
The Southern Pacific

is $50 miles the shortest route to the
coast. Desert passed in night. A day
light trip through beautiful San Ber-
nardino valley. Trains leave at con-
venient time, viz: Sis p. m Getty tirne>
arriving Los Angeles 11:25 a. M, next
morning. Dining cars on all trains.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20

professors and instructors" goes or
MIR. Paul, not 4 bit winded, will pre-
tend to wish you TO have an inkIing of
de time and habitat. of de dinosaurs
but dey tCo-de professors, not de
dinosaurus-has once felt de thrill of
bucking stonewall center. and will
not be grieved dat you misses all your
lectures, and is never prepared"
Are you on to dat dinosa urus Miss
Fannie showed it to me in a book. It's
Il kind Of big lobster dat lived out west
before de McComb's dam bridge was
built over de Harlem.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20
HEALTHY WOMEN
Praise Pe-ru-na as a Cure and
Preventative of Catarrhal
Disorders.

Miss Elizabeth Uber, No. 67 Bassett
street, Albany, n. Y, writes:
az have always dreaded the fall
and winter because of my extreme
liability to catch cold, when catarrhal
trouble would quickly develop
through my entire system which II
would tske weeks to drive away. I
am thankful TO say that since have
taken Peruna, do not have any req
son TO dread this any more. Last
fall when suffered with my old
trouble 1 took Peruna and In nine
days was completely cured and since
that time, if have been at all ex-
posed TO the damp, wet or cold
weather, take q dose or two of Pc
runa and it throws out any hint of
sickness from my system. I gladly
indorse ii. Miss Elizabeth Uber.
Mrs. VIM. Dewey, Saranac Lake, n.
Y, is second cousin of Admiral Dewey.
In recent letter she says:
"Peruna is the most valuable of
any remedy that have ever used for
coughs, colds, etc. cheerfuILy rec
ommend 1t as certain cure If used
according to directions. Mrs. VIM.
| Dewey.
society woman of Crown Point, Ind,
| writes:
"Lasf winter took long drive
| In the country, and being too fhing!y
clad caught a bad cold which settled
on my lungs, and which could not
seem TO shake off. had heard a
great deal of Peruna for colds and
catarrii and bought a bottle to try.
am pleased that did for it brought
speedy relief 1t only took two bot
Ties and consider this money we'll
spent.
"You have a firm friend in me,
and 1 NOT only advise its use to my
friends, but have. purchased several
bottles to give to those without the
means to buy, and have noticed
without exception that it has brought
been used. Miss Rosa Gerbing.
To neglect cold is to invite chronic
catarrh. AS soon as anyone discovers
the first symptoms of catching cold he
should at once begin the use of Peruna
according to directions on the bottle,
and the cold is sure to pass away with
out leaving any bad effects.
Unless this is done the cold is almost
sure to end in the second stage of ca
tarrh which is making so many lives
miserable. If Peruna was taken every
time one has cold or cough chronic
catarrh would be practically an I'M
known disease.
If you do..not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
\ write at once TO Dr. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable
advice gratis.
| Address DR.. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20
LOW NECK NIGHTGOWNS.

4 great many low neck niGhtdresses
will be worn all winter, the old division
of low neck for summer, high for Win
ter, having passed by. High necks with
q V or square opening in the front viii
be popular.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20

On September 18th ad 18th tickets will
be on sale to Ogden and return via
Maricopa and Southern Pacific at rate
of $59.T0 for the round trip, final limit
September 30th, account National Irri-
cation Congress. Tickets are good via
the Coast Line between Los Angeles
and San Francisco. For further in-
formation call on local agents or
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20

y woman can get as much fun out Of
writing L letter Of coincidence as a man
can get out of an old pipe with a crack
ed stem.-New York Press
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20
DREW a LINE.

Say whispered the stranger in
church, whats this collection for?''
This Offering" replied the man with
the collection plate, lis for foreign mis-
sions."
That's all right, then" said the
stranger, producing d dollar, 81 was
soin' to say if it's fur the choir it amt
worth t"-Philadelphia Press
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-09-20

We should think the babies whose
parents try to make them say and do
things to show off would appreciate a
Don't Do That Cjub.-Atchison Globe.
The Marlboro democrat. [volume] (Bennettsville, S.C.) 1882-1908, 1903-12-25
RELIGIOUS NOTES.

ttAI14 94OOS xtO1-ESS. --ft. .
There wifi be union services at Il 0
Methodist church Sunday night.
The Methodist Sunday school vii
have Christmas Tree this evening
at the church at 6 o'clock sharp
Preaching at Presbyterian church
Sundoy morning at IL. Subject for
sermon "The cleaning" No evening
service as We will worship with the
Methodist.
Rev. A. B Wats,n who has 50
faithfully labored among us the past
year ut the Methodist church preached
his farewell sermon on Sunday. HIS
parting address to the Sunday SchoUl
was very touching, aud we heard many
regrets at the cruel Treatment received
at the hands of the conference in Sc
yering the pleasant relations.
The Epworth League Prayer meeting
is held every Tuesday evening in the
suntay school room Of tho Methodist
church ats o'clock. Tho public invited
Prayer meeting at Presbyterian church
Thursday afternoon nj y, NJ.
j. The. hour for eveniug sclyiccs 1t nc
churches is nows7 80 b clock.
Prayer meeting at the lslptis5 eA,irch
every ThurHday evening at 7s:s5.
Prayer meeting at The Moti,odirt ousot
every Wednesday nt1 ~ . q
The hour for Sunday School at The
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