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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Kappa Beta. a burlesque on that
learned and time-honOred institution
Phi Beta Kappa
Phi Kappa Beta has a key, too But
its lower end is a spigOt, its handle
is a pretzel and the fat part IS decor
ated with crossed pipes. a stein and
the Greek letters To be eligible for
membership in Phi Kappa Beta a man
must be very close TO the foot Of his
class and when initiated he must take
an oath never to Join Phi Beta Kappa
There is but little chance Of that vow
ever being violated
Professors and students in the Ger
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

during lecture room and laboratory
hours has given new life and energy
to All the old societies and caused the
organization Of 3 lot Of more. serious
and otherwise
A sample Of the several new sOcie-
ties that are not serious is the Pm
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

or the immediate neighborhOod we're
rare. To-day there are students from
almost every state in the Union and
from abroad.
Psi Epsilon and Delta Psi have built
handsome chapter houses Of their own
near Riverside Drive and five more
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

a medical expert makes the import
ant announcement that Prize Fighter
Jeffries is in perfect physical condi-
ton. This seems to be another seri-
Gus blow at the theory that whisky is
Injurious.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Science now informs US that a me
chanicaI shock viii kill the germs in
water. It is so much easier 70. throw
the kettle downstairs than to keep 1t
on the fire for twenty minutes. And
It saves fuel.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

II Mr.. Carnegie stin has that $685.
goo which he wanted to give to Nene-
zueIa ne can undoubtedly find a crate
ful recipient of his generosity by ao-
dressing In strict confidence A Hamia,
Serai Hamayun, COnstantineple-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

STATE or OHIO, CIT OF ToEEDo.
Lucas CouETT.
Frank = Che1ev makes cath tat he s. thg
senior partner q the arm q ? J Cheney go
doing business iu the City o. Toledo. County
and State aforesaid and thas said firm Win pay
the sum o. ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS tcF
each and every case e Catarrh thai cannot -
cured BY the use q Halls CatarTh Cure
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn 20 before ne and subscribed 81 NJ
presence, this 6th day OF Decsmoer. A ID. fsea
[SEALl ~ = 49, - F58slss.
EaIl's Cetarrh Cure e taken internally, l1d
actE directlv on the blood and mucous surlaceg
% the system send for testimonials. free
FL. CEEEEE & CO, Eole1os q
Sold By DruEFtsts IL
Eall'a Family Pills srs The best
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Eothsr oray's sEset Powders fer ChudEl1-
SuccessfuIly used hy Mother Gray, EU-ue
in the Chfldrez's Home fn New YORK, cure
Constipation Fsverishness, Bad St0maeh.
TESTING Disorders, move uzd reEufHes TIE
Bowels and Destroy " orzaE- Owe %, 90 49,
timouialE At Al druggists, 80 Sample
FREE AddrossA g. Olnsted, Leroy, y. Z.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

One-twentieth of the men in New
York city, according, to Mr. Jerome,
are in the habit of indulging in aleO-
holic drinks on Sunday There Is
something wrong with the nunerator
Of that fraction.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

ter 70 I've OF . merry fooi-
The woman sauddered. for none
knew better th&a olive Chezenix
whose had was responsible FOR this
little Simla tragedy.-Boston jour
nal
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

The saddest sight on earth is the
breakfast table expression of the aver
age man.-BaltimOre American Par
ticuIarly If. it is preceded by his next
morning" expression.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

It seems the new lord lieutenant o.
Ireland doesn't know whether to kiss
the debutantes presented at the DoO-
lin drawing rooms or not. Then ne
certainly doesn't deserve to be told
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Complaint is made in Copenhagen
that big stones are found in tubs OF
butter imported from Siberia Even
canny Connecticut never went so far
as that.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

The New York man who has con-
tracted a second marriage while pay
ing $4,000 a year slimOny to his first
wife is clearly not Of the number who
are afraid Of the expense Of married
life
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

According to the acknowledgement,
the United States has 1885, 1896 men
able to bear arms. which is one rea-
son why most OF them viii never be
called on to do so.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27
Phi Kappa Beta Key.

Greek letter fraternities occupy I'VE
adjoining houses across the street
from the campus
This holding Of the students to
gether IN the hours OF fun as well as
: - = -
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Schwab is trying to break autOmo-
bile records in France. The report
that he had recovered must have
been unfOunded.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

The sultan has just fled another of
his fair, sweet promises, and the
powers will now go about their ordi-
nary affairs, trying not to notice when
he breaks it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

A locomotive struck a thousand dol
lar dog in Pennsylvania the other day
and marked him down to less than 80
cents.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

With the Maine senate tied, II to u,
On the question Of allowing women to
vote, President Virgin broke the tie by
voting mo" Now, was he a wise
Virgin2
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

It's funny that a woman who win
wear tight shoes and corsets Tor
twelve hours at a stretch will com
plain of a tight husband every time he
gets that way.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

The cake walk and coon song have
shocked Paris. Well, the French ball
has shocked US, so the score may be
called about even.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Marriage licenses have fallen on p
300 in Philadelphia. Is it possible that
Cupid has also gone to sleep in that
city,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

It is now announced from the Bal
kan ring side that the Macedonian
mill will not be pulled on this year.
The principals, however, will keep up
q vigorous training
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Most of these people who invest in
get-rich-quick schemes would probably
laugh at a farmer who bought a gold
brick.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

German law permits the Saxon eX-
crown princess to marry again pro
Vided she doesn't marry the man she
ought to marry.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

John Mitchea continues to rise IN
the public estimation. First he refuses
a $4,000 onet to appear on the lecture
platform, and then he says ne has 10
political aspirations or affiliations
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

What the president needs is a sec
Rotary that can hang pictures IN
way that viii suit everybody
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

A spectator at the recent Oxford
Cambridge football game cracked a
lung yelling. for the winners. as
game. should be made less brutal
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

The surest way to prevent your
clothes being destroyed by moths is to
have only one suit
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Sir Thomas is planning to launch
the Shamrock the first week in April
not the first day, we trust
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

CongressmaH Littleaeld says there
are 500 trusts IA this country. Il must
be the masses and not the classes Who
are forming trusts. after an
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Carnegie needn't worry. Yenezuela
refused to take his money; but Nene-
zuela isn't the beginning and the end.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

The European powers are getting
ready to make another OF their justly
celebrated efforts TO scare Abdul Ham
Sd with q few PM balls.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Nations in need Of an experienced
arbitrator would do well to consider
Ban johnson.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

The man who attends TO Mr..
schHab's poor health must be taking
= vacation.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Cities are fun OF eminent lawyers.
but there is still plenty OF room for the
pre-eminent class
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

OF course the world owes you a liv-
Ing. but you must be your own bin
collector.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

When Mrs. Vanderbilt called that
Iinitsd express train back thirty miles
Or 50 1rzc1icaIl4 said The pub
llcs-bIlt never mind
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

The phrenOlogist can often tel BY
the bumps on q mans head what sort
OF q wife he has.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

Pfso's Gre cannot b TO hsEhly spoken q 90
acourh ccre-I. ". O-BEEs, - Third Ava
~, Minneapolis. A[lna-, JEn- & so
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

rious mind Of woman when she sets
forth 70 organize the homer Why
those spindly. uncanny chairs. on
which no mortal man can sit and be
unafraid2 Why that abundance OF
bric-a-brac. the collection OF photo
graphs IN hide0us little frames.
those hoavy. foolish albums
Chairs. table. a pipe rack. and a
bOOkcase-these be mans equipment.
and he possesses his soul in peace.
Woman, the busting animal. accumu-
iates the unnecessary. and reTeIs fu
needless ornament--The King
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

he does not have Defiance Starch. you
may be sure ne is afraid 70 keep il IN
I'll his stock Of y o. packages are sold.
Defiance Starch IS not only better than
any other Cold Water Starch. but con-
tafns 16 or 10 the package and sells
for same money as y o. brands.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

II takes a pretty smart nan TO play
the fool sometimes
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27
- q -. - q -. Il.

Many a life has been wrecked BY dis
regarding the danger signals.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

When a fellow msrries a girl for her
money it's a sort Of safety match
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27
TSEArl
WHEN YOUR GROCER SAYS

Some women are so fond OF dress
that even their tempers get rufded-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27

manic department have their Deut-
scher Verein and drink their beer and
talk about things Teutonic on a com
mon level Then there is the SOciete
Francaise and the Kings Crown. The
latter society. which was founded only
FIVE years ago. takes its name from
the old iron crown George II. OF Eng
land sent 10 the college when il was
founded in 1854 to signify his good
viii and approval. The crown stiu is
in the possession OF the university. but
for $50 years It never suggested the
organization Of a society 70 anybody
until Columbia got elbow room.
Before she moved up TO the heights
Columbia had no Varsity nine and no
Varsity eleven There were occasion
ally class teams. but they were not a
factor in intercollegiate sports. Co
Iumbia's only gymnasium in Forty
ninth street was a rented room over a
stable
Boating has acquired a new interest
for the students and there's an en-
thusiasm for. the crews that was never
possible when the river was miles
away
And COlumbia's interest in indoor
sports and track athletics dates only
from the time that the students got
their South Field and their gymnas-
Jun on MOrningside Heights.
And then there's the College Tay-
ern, run by Mike. former bartender at
the Buckingham, who moved up to
MOTningside Heights when the uufver-
sity did Slim sophOmores can congre-
gate in the tavern and thoroughly en-
JOY themselves thinking they are get
ting fast and going 70 the dogs. and
the simmer they are the more fire.
Quently do they call attention TO the
imaginary rOtundity OF their corpora
tons and sigh Beer did it~-New
York sun
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27
ray cALL NE sTsoNe

ghV can where none see
They can aching heart
out
&C who a me q
n GethseEnanei
N TIL
nE here vii be ID smile to a
me an
GethseHnanel
sSIE2
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-03-27
Hiss Paine's Experience.

"Iwant 70 thank you for what you
have done for ne. and recommend
Lydia Il. Pfnkham's Vegetable
Compound 20 al girls whose work
keeps them standing on their feet IN
the store The doctor said I must
stop work he did not seem 70 realize
that q girl cannot afford 90 stop work
ing Ny back acbed. ny appetite was
poor, could not sleep, and menstrua-
ton was scznty and very painful One
day when suffering I commenced 70
take Lydia T.. Pfnkhan's Fege-
table Compound, and found that
it helped me 1 continued its use, and
soon found that my menstrual periods
were free from pain and natural
everyone is surprised at the change IN
me, and I am well. and cannot be too
grateful for what you have done for
me."-MIss JAET PArNE- $40 West
I25th St. New York City - 1900 Ssrfrft
q sgg7ai sf ssogS istfar prsui1s Fr1sisezss5 CO.
Egt - rrsdEcss-
Take no substitute, for It -
Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound that cures.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-18
A VERY RICH STRIKE
The Old Owyhee Hills Still Full of the
z Yellow Metal.

Silver City, April 13.-One Of
the richest strikes ever made in
Owyhee county is reported from
the Homestead group, 31a miles
north of this place. No discovery
even in the early days ever made a
better showing, not even those that
we've made on War Eagle mountain
that led TO the great gold bonanzas
in that section.
The property shows from four to
six feet of ore that runs from $3.50
to more than $500 a ton, the values
being practically all in gold.
This is an entirely new property,
being one tAat was discovered last
year and has been developed during
the winter. A tunnel was run 100
feet, cross-cutting the ledge at a
dept? of 60 feet. The ore has been
drifted on for IS feet from the tun-
mel, and has been found four to six
feet wide, as stated.
The owners of the new bonanza
are Dave Adams and George
Setback. There is great excite
ment over the discovery here, as
the development is such and the
values have been so we'll ascertained
that every one realizes the strike is
of the very greatest Importance.
It's Importance is increased by the
circumstance Of the property being
in a new district.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-18
Turner Holds, on the Advice of the
State Attorney, that
AFFIDAVlTS MUST BE MADE
BY Officers, Declaring that They
Have Purchased No State or
Other Warrants, or Script.

Before receiving their salary war
rlnts, all State officers must hereaf-
ter make affidavit that they have
not violated any of the provisions
of chapter II of the revised statutes,
known as the ''prohibition chap"
ter"
This chapter provides that State,
county, city, district and precinct
officers must not be interested in
any contract made by them in their
official capacity. They are prohib-
tied from purchasing or selling, or
in any manner receiving to their
own use orbeneft, of or to any per-
son or persons whatever, any State,
county or city warrants, script, Or
ders, demands, claims or other evil
dences of indebtedness against the
State, or any county or city thereof,
except evidences of indebtedness
issued to or held by them for SER
vices rendered as officers.
Section 369, which directly effects
the State auditor, provides that
every officer whose duty it is to
audit and allow the accounts of 9TH
er State, county, city, district or
precinct officers, must, before allow
ing such accounts, require each of
such officers to make and file with
him an affidavit that he has not
violated any of the provisions of
the prohibition chapter.
State Auditor Turner, who is
very thorough in the administration
of his department, found that these
afidavits had not been subscribed
to in the past and wishing to make
sure of his ground asked Attorney
General Bagley for an opinion on
the subject.
The attorney general replied that
the auditor was not justified in is
suing warrants to any officials who
had not made affidavit as required.
Backed by this opinion, Mr.. Tur-
ner will hereafter require an afida-
Wit from each officer before issuing
his salary ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-18
Caldwell. March Dad 1oo2

CdldWell, March 23d, 1903,
Daily from date to June 18th, incln-
slVe, 1903, the following one way Sec
ond-class rates specified below will be-
used when these rates are less than
regular tariff rates:
FROM GRANGER AND SPANISH FORK
10 Helena, Garrison, Anaconda and
intermediate points. $40 M
10 Spokane and intermediate
points including branches on
the o Il and N., % IN
10 Portland, Tacoma, Seattle, As.
torIa, and intermediate points,
also to points in Oregon, Port
iand to Ashland inclusive. in
r'ulhg branch lines. % On
H.'tes to points south of Portland
NJ be routed via Portland only.
Rates from intermediate main lima
points north of Spanish Fork and west
OF Granger must not exceed rates from
those respective points.
Rates from Oregon Short Line branch
line points will be made on the same
basis as used for normal rates.
All tickets must be made second class
ana carry regular rate sheet limits
contract and coupons of tickets on
dorsed ''Colonist." ' 0'1,
= d. E. Burnley, &TA
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-18
EGLESTON WILL REST.
Expects to Take a Trip Around the
r. World.

T. G.. Egleston, who recently sold
out his business at Caldwell, is a
Boise visitor. When asked last
evening what he intended to do
now, he said he would have to de-
vote some time to his ranch inter-
ests in Nebraska. The valley in
which his ranch is located is to
be irrigated by works to be estab-
lished by the government, and
much of his land will thus be
placed under canal. Consequently,
it would need attention from him.
But" said Mr.. Egleston, II am
primarily going to take rest. l
have been working all my life and
have made up my mind to see some
of the world before I become too
old" Continuing, he said he had
planned a trip that would extend
over some IS or rs months. 1t in
cluded visit to Japan next winter.
From there he would go to Manila
and spend six weeks in Our island
possessions. Proceeding to the
mainland, he would work north
ward to Vladivostock and journey
westward over the Siberian railway,
stopping to inspect places of interest
and to hunt. About the holidays
he would reach the Russian capital,
and after visiting other European
points he would get back home
some time in the spring.-Boise
Statesman.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-18
NOTICE OF BOND SALE.

Notice is hereby given that in pur-
suance of a resolution adopted by the
board of Directors of the Oneida 1rri-
cation District, on the 28th day of Feb
ruary, A. ID. 1908, and spread upon the
minutes of said board, wherein the
board of directors of said district de-
clared its intentionto offer for sale the
Bonds of said District in the sum of
$271. 800. Now, therefore, in pursuance
of said resolution, and in accordance
with the irrigation district laws of the
State of Idaho, notice is hereby given
that Bonds of said District in the sum
of 1921 800, are hereby offered for sale
to the highest bidder on Friday, May
18th. 1908, at one o'clock, p. m. of
said day, at the office of said Board,
Preston, Oneida County, Idaho; and
sealed proposals will be received by
said Board at its office, up to the day
and hour above given; said Board re-
serves the right to reject any or all bids
Said Bonds of 1911, 800 is part of an
issue of $28l,6 10. The Bonds bear
interest at seven per cent, payable
semi-annualy on the first day of Jan.
uary, and July of each year; Bonds
| are of the denomination of $500 each,
Interest coupons attached, interest and
principal payable at the First National
| Bank, Logan, Utah. The Bonds bear
date January LIST, 1903 Said Bonds to
be payable in money Of the United
States, in ten series, to-wi AT the
expiration of eleven years, five per
cent of the whole number of said
Bonds; at the expiration of twelve
years, six per cent; at the expiration OF
thirteen years, seven per cent: at the
expiration of fourteen years, eight per
cent; at the expiration of fifteen years
nine per cent; at the expiration of six,
teen years, ten per cent; at the expira,
ton OF seventeen years, eleven per cent
at the expiration of eighteen years
thirteen per cent; at the expiration OF
nineteen years, fifteen per cent: at the
expiration of twenty years, sixteen pei
cent.
The District Court of Idaho bv its
Judgment rendered October goth, 1902
declared legal and valid the said series
of Bonds, and approved and conformed
all proceedings had for the organiza,
ton of said district. The Board OF
Directors reserves the right to sell an
amount less than $271,50O, Bids will
not be considered for less than par OF
face value of said Bonds. and accrued
interest.
BY order of the Board of Directors
of the Oneida Irrigation District
Dated at Preston, Idaho, this 28th day
Of February, 1903.
ADELBERT HENDERSON,
ACCesC: President.
ARTHUR w. HART, Secretary,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-18
GREAT STOCK SALE.
Summary OF Stock Shipments for q
Year.

The state of Idaho contributed
from the points total in 1902 of
2I,747 head of cattle to the markets
of Chicago, Kansas City, Omaha
and St. Joseph of which 1921
were delivered at Omaha; 431 hogs
were shipped to Omaha, being the
only recorded shipment of hog; of
sheep, the shipments amounted to
64I,I35 head, St. Louis, in addition
to the four points named, having
received $500, while Omaha scored
with 24I, 624 to 2o7,776 for Chicago;
of horses and mules there were
shipments to all points named, the
total being II,o52 head, Omaha
leading with receipts of 4,457. For
1901, the Idaho shipments were,
cattle Io,252, sheep 421 1912, horses
and mules 11,222.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-18
GOES DRY
Preston, Idaho, Has Neither Saloons
Nor Bawdy Houses.

Preston, Idaho, will be a dry
town for another year. The party
advocating the keeping of the sa-
looms closed, won again in the re-
cent village election. People up
there must now buy their ."4o-rod"
by the quart. Preston has no
bawdy houses and, we are inform.
ed, never has had such a thing.
Preston is an enterprising, pro-
'gressive town Of from IL to IS hun
dred people, situated at the termi-
nus of the Cache Valley railroad.
At this place is located the beauti-
full Oneida Stake academy, a mag
nifcent three-story structure, con.
tanning 8 large class rooms, an as
sembly hall 5ox125 feet, and built
| of solid sandstone. The popula-
ton is almost exclusively Mormon.