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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
A SEASHORE Y

When at night yer gently sleepin', tvSh.
Sleep;n IN Yer trundle bed, r
An yer hear Il buzzin', creepin'-
Creepin' round yer drowsy head.
Such a gentle kind o buzzln',
Seems like some ones sayin'. Cousin,
CouZ-in. couZ-Zin, couZ-g-Zin, couz-z-z-
zin.'
When Yer amt got no SIGH kin.
Heads in under quick an cheat 'er!
It's q low down femayle skeeter
That's a-lyin'
An a-tryin'
To break In.
An there amt no good O. slidin'
MEATH the eedclothes: she won't leave,
For She knows yer only hidin'
An yer got ter rise ter breathe.
So she'll hover round thar buzzin'
Bout that everiastin' Cousin,
Couz-in, couZ-zin, couz-Z-zin. couz-z-s-
zin.'
She must love that chap a lot.
Heads from under-bin. She's got yer,
An 1 told Yer that she'd wat yer.
General jackson!
Say, Pm akin
Did she swat?
II yer sit as hot as finder.
Crouchin' thar beneath that sheet,
An she journeys out the winder.
Don't You think you've fooled that
skee,.
For he'll hustle back a-buzzin',
CoUz-tn. couE-zin. couz-Z-zin. couz-z-z-
They'll locate yer in the dark
Sin. She has bout all yer owe 'er,
An yer wonder why ole Noah
Let the first two
And the worst two
In the ark!
Florida Tfnes-Union and Citizen.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
The Original Carnariou.

The original carnatEo1 was L i've pet
sled bloom native in the south of Italy.
1t was imported into England about
b time OF the Norman conquest AS
early as 1919 horticultural works gave
minute directions for the cultivation OF
the flowers in winte-. Ike carratioa
Industry has risen 10 considerable in
por1ance during the last ten years, ac-
eording 10 Town and Country. As
100000 O. Young %carnarion plants are
sold each year and florists produce an
equal amount growu by themselves
which are nor sold. the entire pruduc-
ton Of young carns1ioE plants apponxi-
mates 100000 and upward s. year.
These plants are g-own under glass
during the winter time for cut nowe-
purposes, producing an annual average
Of more than 1oo.OI0,op blooms What
becomes OF this enormous number OF
flowers is somewhat OF s mystery.
They are put TO iunumerahe uses
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05

That 8 theory sccords with the facts
does not necessarily prove it rue Ac-
corofng TO PoiDeore, the eminent
French mathematician. an infinite
number Of theories, only one Of which
Ii actually L may be devised to &C
count for n Eiven state Of facrS
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05

Burning the candle st both ends
gives s big light. but it's mighty dark
when the light gos oat-Bslcimowe
News
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
Celery
Compound
Cures
DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION,
AND STOMACH TROUBLES.

The sorures and evils of dyspepsia and
indigestion are experienced BY thousands at
this time. The dyspepsie's train of evils
may be enumerated as follows: feelings of
dizziness, languor, nervousness, seeplessness,
headache, dis.ension OF the stomach, loss of
flesh, difficult breathing, and the action Of the
heart is seriously affected.
All iosns of dyspepsia are quickly banished
BY the use of Paine's Celery Compound.
The use Of this marvellous medicine aliays the
Inflammation OF the nerves centred about the
stomach; i, opens up the sewers of the body
and removes ali waste matter; it cieansS the
blood; it makes new nerve fibre; il restores
digestive power. and promotes bodily strength
and activity. Mr.. Fred. Ross, Clarendon,
Iowa, briefly writes about his happy expert
ence with Paine's Celery Compound as
follows
sit gives me great pleasure to testify to the
merits Of Pans's Celery Compound l can
candidly and honestly say it IS the best nedi-
cine in the word. Two years ago was suf-
fering from indigestion and n-eryunsness, and
was 50 run down that I could hardly walk
without help. l used two bottles of Paine's
Celery Compound sed got better almost from
the first dose, and have had no use for uaedi-
cine since. Twas completely Cared"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05

Gold nuggets from the klondike pre-
sent q structure and appearance quite
different from those Of any other local
ity.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
COAL GOES UP.
Chicago and Waukegan Dealers Advance
Prices No Raise Here Yet.

Chicago and Waukegan Dealers Advance
Prices No Raise Here Yet
Despite the fact that from the east
comes news of an overproduction of
hard coal at the colleries, the dealers
added 10 cents to the price of every
ton in Chicago and Waukegan We'd
nesday and at the latter place it is
now selling for $7.75 ton.
Another increase as large, if not
larger, VIZ take effect about October
1st, if the Gear situation" remains the
same. There are not enough avail
able cars to handle the coal, it is said.
A uniform scale of prices has been
set and is regulated among the princi-
pal coal dealers by an official circular,
which in the last FIVE months has
taken effect at the very first of every
thirty-day period. No dealers can
break the scale of prices with impun-
ity, for both the wholesalers and the
railroad men aud mine owners inter
ests favor it.
The comforting infoI nation is given
by dealers that there will be no coal
famine. Everybody will be able to
keep warm if he happens to have the
price for a ton of anthracite coal.
AS yet no raise has been made in
the price Of the black diamonds by the
Kenosha dealers, and coal sold here
today for $3.50 per ton.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
NEW POLISH PRIEST.

Rev. Victor Sarenczne arrived at
Kenosha Wednesday afternoon to take
charge of the Roman Catholic ST. Cas-
imir congregation. Nearly the whole
congregation turn. d out to meet him
at the depot and escort him to his new
home. Father Sarenczne is 90 year
of age, was born in Posen, has been a
priest for IS years, and has been sc
years in America. He is a personal
friend of Father Elskamp of the St.
George congregation. He is able to
speak six different languages Huently.
Father Sarenczne has the best wishes
of his Polish and Lithuanian followers,
It is hoped that the congregation will
prosper under his regime.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
FEEDING MANKIND.
A New Old Occupation For Woman
and q Profitable One.

- NV OAO OGCupGtAOM TUT WOBRGM
and q Profitable One.
Whatever else man does not do, one
thing he may be depended on to do
regularly, and that is eat" remarked
the woman sarcastically.
"Ya-as," growled the old man-not
old in years, but in views land the
only business woman can conduct sue
cessfully is to run boarding house"
The old mans assertion set the WON
an to thinking seriously. Since all
mankind are in the habit Of eating and
since even the oldest fogy admits that
a woman can feed people successfully
and since the trades and professions in
which women engage are nearly all
overcrowded, why might not women
Of brains and education take hold in a
scientific, lasinesslike way Of this
very trade Of feeding the human ami
NAL and make Of it something vastly
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
The City Attorney Files His Answer
II Din the Test Case Instituted by
a,ys48 THE Railroad Company.
LARGE AMOUNTS ARE INVOLVED.
Many Similar Cases in Other Cities Depend
Upon thes'Outcome of the Present
Case in This City.

City attorney Slater filed his an
swer Wednesday in the test brought
by the Chicago & Northwestern Rail
way against the city to force the city
to declare invalid the sale of certain
property of the company which was
sold for the on-payment of special
assessments levied against the prop
erty for sewers and paving.
The sr;t brought by the railway is a
test case and large amounts paid by
the company for special assessments
in other cities are involved. The rail-
way has already paid five of these
special assessments and if the COM
pany is victorious in the present case
other suits will undoubtedly be insti-
tuted against the city to secure the re-
turn of the amounts already paid in.
The answer filed by the city attorney
is voluminous document containing
over fifty pages of typewriter matter.
About the only thing the city attorney
admits in the answer is that the rail.
ways company is operating railway.
The answer sets forth at length that
the proceedings of the Council which
levied the special assessments were
reg ular; that the property Of the plain.
tiff company was benefite j by the i'm.
provements; and that at the time the
assessment was made the property in
question was not being used for rail.
| way purposes and was therefore prop.
er1y assessed. The railway claims
that the property was part Of its RICH:
of way and therefore exempt from all
special assessments and all local taxes
of whatever nature.
On account of the many similar
assessments levied in other cities OF
the state against the railway company
this test suit is attracting a great deal
Of attention and every move in the
case is being watched by attorneys ali
over the state.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
ESQ 90
EXPERIMENT FAILS.
Attempt to Raise Sugar Beets Results In
Large Failure.

Large Failure.
The experiment of the Menominee
Falls Beet Sugar company to raise
sugar beets in Racine county has not
proven a success, and it is doubtful
if another attempt will be made to
raise sugar beets ia the county. The
loss is estimated at over $500 and
was caused by the heavy rain storms,
cold weather and inability to secure
help.
The company leased $40 acres of
land near Corliss, for which was paid
a rental of SIS an acre. Men were
brought from Michigan to take charge
of the work and to employ people to do
the wedding. The beets we're planted
through the $40 acres and today nearly
800 acres are covered with weeds. The
beet crop is destroyed and not one
penny can be realized. With the re-
naming 240 acres the company has
been fairly successful, but the loss is
heavy.
When the land was leased it was ex-
pected that the experiment would be a
success and that farmers of Racine
and Kenosha counties would devote
their time and land to raising sugar
beets. Rains and cold weather kept
men from doing any wedding. They
were hired by the day and they made
little money. The men decided to re-
turn to Michigan and no one could be
secured to take their places.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10


The service of the Nickel Plate Road
10 New York City and Boston, is un-
surpassed. Three fast express trains,
In each direction, daily. These trains
are composed of modern first-class day
coaches, elegant vestibuled sleeping
cars between Chicago, New York and
Boston and other eastern points; super
Tor dining car service, meals being
served on American Club plan, rang
ing in price from 35c. to $1.00; also SER
vice la carte. Passengers can travel
comfortably, and economically via the
Nickel Plate. See that your ticket
reads that way. Chicago city ticket
Office, Ill Adams street. Depot La
Sale street and Van Buren, street, on
the Elevated loop. WIS
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
WANTS WILL SET ASIDE.
Agatha Gluntz Wants Larger Share of
Fathers Estate.

The suit of Agatha Gluntz againtt
the administrator of the last will and
testament of her father, Leonard
Thelen, was noticed for trial at the
coming term of the circuit court today.
Under the terms of the will the plain
tiff would receive in the neighborhood
of $500 but if she wins her case her
share of the estate will be worth many
times that amount. The case has at
tracted great deal of attention on &C.
count of the fact that the woman was
at onetime Sister of Charity and the
fact that she had left the sisterhood
to marry the man of her choice only
came out when she sought to claim a
share In her fathers estate.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
TO PROTECT BIRDS.

State Game Wardens to Enforce Section
Five of the Lacey Act.
Women will wear birds or portions
of the feathered creatures in hats this
fall at the risk of being informed by
an officer of the law that they are vio-
lating section five of the Lacey act
now included in the state game laws.
Game wardens recently have decided
to enforce the law and so place the fair
sex at the disadvantage of going with
out the feathered decorations.
The Millinery Merchants Protec-
tive association has signed an agree
ment to stop importation or purchase
of gulls, terms, grebes, humming birds
and song birds, SO the work Of the
warden will be made lighter.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
FOR SALE.

The Joslyn property at STA Prairie
avenue having about an acre of land
with 90 foot frontage on paved street,
with water, gas and sewer.
Being centrally located in one of the
best portions of the city, it is also a
most snowy, desirable building site.
Any other information regarding this
property can be had by addressing one
Of the owners. F. M. HoUGH,
6316 Parne11 avenue,
If Chicago.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
MEYER ADJUDGED INSANE.

Man Who Attempted Suicide Is Sent to the
Asylum For Treatment,
John Meyer, who attempted to COM
NIT suicide in his room at the Tenhe-
gan house Tuesday night, was
adjudged insane Wednesday and he
will be taken to the Northern hospital
for the insane at Winnebsgo Friday
for treatment.
Meyer is still suffering from the de-
fusion that unknown enemies are seek
ing his life but the doctors are hope
full that with proper care and treat
ment he will recover. The mans
wound is giving him but little trouble
as the weapon used was so dull that he
was unable to do any serious damage.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
A PLEASANT DANCING PARTY.

Miss Edith Brown and Miss Eliza
beth Simmons entertained at delight
full dancing party at Guild hall We'd
nesday night in honor of their friend,
Miss Grant, Ct Lansing, Mich. The
hall was prettily decorated fof the
occasion, both ball room and dining
room. Music was furnished from
Milwaukee. General dancing was in
du'ged in before supper, after which
the evening was concluded with a
German led by Mr.. Matthews.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
Recorded for the Week Ending Wednes-
day, August 26th. 1903

DAY, august S0Cns 1SOS
Following are the real estate trans
fers recorded during the past week.
Reported for this paper by Charles A.
Tarbe11, abstracters, real estate, in
surance and loan agent:
Christian Gleickmann and
wife to Ferdinand ]. Gleick-
mann. Part of ht W or
Of sec 10, /, % east, and
part of W sec Is, t /, r %
east; making in all 1873 acres;
warranty deed; considera-
ton $4,000 co
The Kenosha Realty Co. to
Charles Loescher, Sr. Lot
of the Kenosha Realty Co.'S
1st sub'dn; warranty deed;
consideration. ........... 900 90
Albert Zimmerman and wife
to Fred Molinars and wife.
Lot 4, blk 2 Of e. r. Heads
sub'dn; warranty. deed; con-
sideration. .............. 1000 90
Thomas Ko1lmann to LUCIA
Kollmann. Part Of lot 6, blk
SO in Il or sec 81, t 2, r %
and hf of lot and part of
lot Z, blk SO; quit claim deed;
consideration ...,......... W
John Terry and wife to John
Winderman. Part of e or
of sec 10, l, % east; war
ranty deed; Consideration. Z. 400 90
Charles T. Fischer and wife
to Frank Sandt. Part of blk
81 on the or of sec 81, IL,
r23 east; warranty deed; con-
sideration. .............. goo 90
Adrian Cole and wife to Arth-
ur L. Fichner. Part of lot2,
blk S of Bonds sub'dn; war
ranty deed; consideration. 1850 co
Henry w. Keith and wife to
George W. Smith. Part of
the or of sec /, /, %
east; warranty deed; consid.
Grafton. observation-disclosures. $50 90
Herman Dobroth and wife to
Henry Madigan. Southeast
or, n Or of sec z, ., r 20
east, also 2 hf Of e hf of n W
ar of n or of sec z, t 2, 20
east; warranty deed; consid-
ovation. Observation-Disclosures. 1000 oC
Henry Madigan and wife to
Peter Miller. Same as last
above; warranty deed; con-
sideration.. ..........,..... 5000 oC
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the Paris
Mutual Fire Insurance Company has
suffered loss by fire and lightning
amounting to S2S3.25. Assessments
are yable within sixty days to Rich
ard Price, treasurer of the company,
or First National Bank, Kenosha, or
Bank at Union Grove. Dated Angus
II, 1903 JACOB KREUscHER, JR.,
wis Secretary.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10

sediment or set
ting indicates an
unhealthy condi-
ton of the kid
Nneys; if it stains
your linen it IS
evidence OF kio-
ney trouble; too
frequent desire to-
pass it or pain in
the back is also
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
His Bust.

'This is a bust of papier mache."
Visitor--I declare, if it doesn't look
enough like George Washington to be
his brother.-Town and Country.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10

Firms like Armour & Co., Swift & Co.,
Adams Express Co. and the u. S. Express
Co. have used Picnic Oil for years. 1t
contains no ammonia or turpentine and is
not greasy. 1t is healing. strengthening,
invigorating, antiseptic lotion for all this
ills of the horse. 1t penetrates through the
skin and gets at the seat of pain and disease
and quickly banishes it. 1t is guaranteed
to cure all wounds and cuts, saddle and
girth gals, foot rot, bony engagements,
6stula on the wither, cracked heels sand
cracks, scratches and grease heel, sale
lenders, mallenders, mango, foul ulcers.
itch, sprains and bruises, splints, spavins,
scalds burns, CHAMBERS, catarrh, and collie.
Sold since 1885 Price, Bounce bottle, 25c:
10-ounce bottle, SOC; 32-ounce bottle $1.00.
Picnic CONDITION POWDERS
Horses are just as subject to constipation
as human beings, SO if something besides
Picnic Oil is needed use Picnic Condition
Powders. Clean out the bowels every so
often its good for the horse. The Con-
dition Powders cure constipation, collie,
pink eye, epizootic, rough coat, hide bound.
Price, Is cents package.
EDET% We sell the Picnic
RFF Oil Co. preparations
and to all who call we
will give an interesting book giving diseases
Of horses, how to cure them and a copper
plate engraving suitable for framing of
America Most Perfect Horse. Call today
as it costs you nothing
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
A silver Lining to the cloud.

ibid you say the lady is dumb?
What an afflictionw
''Not from the matrimonial point Of
view, ma'am. "-Jleveland Plain Deal
er.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10

49, AtSAAiS PAOOA tlAel TIC kidneys ana DIaQ-
der are out of order
What to Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DR.. Kilner's Swamp
Root, the great kidney remedy fulfills every
wish in curing rheumatism, pain in the
back, kidneys, liver bladder and every part
Of the urinary passage. 1t corrects inability
70 hold water and scalding pain in passing
it, or bad effects following use Of liquor,
wine or beer. and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to 60 often
during the day, and to get up many times
during the night. The mild and the extra
ordinary effect of Swarnp=Root is soon
realized. Ii stands the highest for its won
derful cures of the most distressing cases.
Hyou need medicine you should have The
best. Sold by druggists in SOC. and 81. sizes.
You nay have a sample bottle of this
wonderful discovery on
and book that tells g. 80
more aboutit, both sent az sssss &c.:
absolutely free by mail atas = 49,
Address Or. Kilrner & Home Of swanpRoOe.
Co., 5.aghamton, N Y. When writing men
ion reading this generous offer in this paper
Don't make any mistake, but re-
member the name, Swamp-Root, DIR.
Ki1mer's Swamp-Root, and the address,
Binghampton. N. Y. on every bottle.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
KITCHEN POINTERS.

How to Keer This Part of the House
In Good Order.
Spotless as we'll as dustless should be
the room in which the cook reigns SUI
preme, says the New York American.
1t can be kept in this condition without
the ruling genius being drudge. In
we'll ordered households it is the true
index to the character and condition of
the rooms 'above stairs"
Upon every kitchen floor should be
an oilcloth. Nothing is more labor saw
ing.
Skinned milk gives a new look to
old and faded oilcloth, and bath Of
this now and then is an excellent thing.
TO clean greasy dishes and pots and
pans a teaspoonful of kerosene should
be placed in small painful of luke
warm water. The utensils should then
be thoroughly scalded.
Old pots and pans can be well
cleansed by boiling a few ounces of
washing soda in them.
Finely sifted coal ashes and a coarse
cloth are the best means of securing
kettles and ironWare.
New tin dishes are apt to give a dis
agreeable taste to everything placed in
them unless water and ammonia are
first boiled in them.
Every few days the coffeepot should
be thoroughly cleaned by rubbing salt
on the inside This will remove the cof-
fee and egg that adhere to the pot. This
should be we'll rinsed after the salt is
used.
Nothing makes tins look as though
just from the tin shop with as little
effort as whiting does.
If lard is rubbed over every part of a
new tin it will remain bright and free
from rust for an indefinite time.
To keep the nickel on the stove bright
make a thin paste Of ammonia and bak-
ing soda and rub it with a WOODEN
cloth.
A little salt dissolved in butter1nilk
will quickly brighten copper after 1t is
applied
Turpentine mixed with the stove pol
ish gives an added luster to the stove.
SCOT may be removed from the chin
ney by burning a piece of zinc in the
stove.
To avoid unpleasant odors from the
sink keep a gallon Of water in which a
pound Of copperas has been boiled on
hand and at intervals clean with this.
Ink Sp1ashers.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
thousands Have Kidney Tror5ia
and Don't Know it.
how no Find Onf

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours; a
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10
DOCS verdict,

Little Willie ate some apples;
They were very green, you know.
Ouoth the doctor: Count cut Willie
Twas solar plexus blow"
Indianapolis Sun.
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Ink spIashers.

A dozen essayists or so
Can use up seas Of ink
BY writing what they think they
know
Or what they know they think.
Philadelphia Press.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-10

convincing proof that the kidneys and bIad-
der are out of order.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-02-14
TELL-TALE TRACKS ARE
USED IN CRIMINAL CASE

\ case came up for hearing before
Justice McFarlane this morning. in
which Louis. Frank and William Me
Kaufsley, brothers. of Moline. were
charged with malicious mischief and
Louis was charged with larceny as
bailee. The complaining witness was
William Minor, of Drury. Minor is a
fisherman and farmer and last fall
the McKaufskey brothers lived neigh
Dor to him.
Trouble arose and now Minor ac-
cuses the others of having stolen his
harness which they had borrowed and
of having cut his fish nets and de
stroyed his skis. The. brothers were
arrested Wednesday by Constable ST.
mon Goldberg and were placed in $500
bonds for all appearance. This morn
ing they were represented by w. c,
Allen, while States Attorney Weld
appeared for the state. The defense
took change OF venue to Justice
ress this afternoon. During the pre-
liminarieS it was agreed that the
charge of larceny as bailee should be
dropped upon return of the harness
and the charge of malicious mischief
was dismissed against all but Louis
McKaufslley. 1t was claimed that
his identification as the guilty party
has been rendered complete by a
comparison of his shoes with the
tracks that were found in the mud
after the crime had been committed.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-02-14

Eduease YouR Bowels with Cascarets.
VOC. 81. Ges<a. O. fail, druggists refund money.