The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-06

Colombia looks on with awe.
But Uncle sam just licks bis jaw.
And makes q place in his big NAV
So he can swallow Panama.
The fly refused to walk into the par
Tor. according 90 the Wall street mar
ket reports.
Mr. James Jenries' refusal to meet
the second raters may be taken 70
prove that he has not yet spent much
Of the last pot he won.
Nobody disputes Apostle Grants dec
laratiOn that he has two wives but
many viii be astonished TO learn from
his own lips that 1t is only respect for
the law that prevents his taking more.
The circumstance that the Panama
revolUtionists have no funds is in part
compensated for by the assurance that
the new government viii have no gov
eminent scandals while present condi-
tions continue.
Nothing. it is thought. makes a mar
ried woman 50 mad as TO have some
one say he thought her husband was
her son
A boat that has at last arrived from
Japan recalls a little diplomatic differ
I
three or four years ag6. by bringing
the announcement that it was all a
misunderstanding.
Just to complyswith the law they are
counting the votes in Pennsylvania,
although there is really no necessity
for doing &c.
The indications are that Senator
SmoOt viii continue 70 be a prominent
member OF the United States senate,
judging from the number Of petitions
and resolutions against him.
Tt looks as if we were about to be-
nevOlenuy assimilate Panama. Why
not also take in Canada and remove
all the ill-feeling caused by the boun-
dairy dispute?
If church influence is responsible for
l the Democratic victory, as the machine
organ intimates, Mayor-elect Roy
lance of Provo has a stronger church
pull than Apostle Smoot of Provo.
Is it?
Big Bill Devery of New York says
he is 'out Of politics for good It Is
| pleasure to learn that Bill is out for
good under any conditions.
Tom Johnson says he hopes Hanna
is right, but we have an impression
that Tom is hoping against his better
judgment
The reason why Morris vas so bit
terly opposed by the tough uptown
districts is now clear. Mr.. Norris
strongly favors an increased water
! vor of an increase in the number Of
/ saloons and gambling Joints
/ The7yanama revOlutionists appear to
/ be willing to trade "A right-of-way for
/ the much discussed canal in return for
"a pleasant nod Of recognition from
Uncle Sam.
The Rio Grande railroad is trying to
/ BWer the standard, Of morality in
/ Utah. The company is preparing TO
put more fish into the Utah streams,
/ and where there are fish there will be
liars.
/ Billy Smith. former prize fighter and
/ present Salvation Army worker. says
/ a prize fighter can't get into heaven.
But then Billy was never champion.
Now say the Indians are not getting
/ in step with the march of American
! civilization, The bank of the Chicka-
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only $50 in the treasury.
J. Edward Addicks is not dead. after
I all A recent letter from him to the
regular Republicans has been discov-
Aered in Dover, Del
A further complication IS added to
the situation I'm New York by Senator
Platt's kind words for Mcclellan. NO
living man except Plat knows what
this oortends
! Should Panama win its independence
it wiz make it certain that no canal
| will be constructed through that cOun-
try. as the removal of enough earth to
construct the canal would not leave
/ sufficient ground for the officials Of the
new republic to stand on.
The action of the United Mine Work
Z ers i'm fixing Nov. 9 as the date for a
general strike viii be appreciated by
| the mine owners. who have a few days
in which TO prepare for it.
The report announcing the return
/ home from New York of the DOWieites
says the day was devoted to prayer
and Thanksgiving, but the 'restora-
uonists' were not more thankful than
the people of New York.
AS we understand his position, Bar
ney Olddeld. the automobile racer. de-
sires to keep alive until the time of tho
big race in Europe next year, but is
Indifferent as to what becomes Of him
, after that event occurs.
| The young woman who holds the
/ western golf championship has just
been married. She viii without doubt
prove a good wife as her training on
the links has made her peculiarly well
fitted to chop the wood.
For one day the football player dis
appeared from view, but from now un-
til Thanksgiving he win be much in
| evidence.
Large Feud Exists.
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