Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-05-27
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Revenge may be sweet, but is apt to
curdle.
Facts are stubborn things" and
that's a fact.
Top-heavy-the price of some wo-
mems hats.
Montana has a milk r~iver-but it
mostly water.
Many people would rather be popu-
lar than right.
Many a friendship has been held by
yelling the truth.
An isthmus cannot be described az
the missing link.
A sponge" OF a man isn't used to
wiping out his debts.
Many a mans settled opinions are
settled by his wife.
Some people need q thorough system
of self inspection.
The woman problem can only be
solved in eternity.
1t is candy out of a pretty box that
tastes best to a girl.
Marrying for money is a very haz-
ardous investment.
II you would get up with the lark 60
to bed without one.
A little lie generally travels faster
than a great truth.
Do people say you blow a good deal?
And are you guilty?
The undertaken makes his money by
charging adf prices.
Virtue : the best policy and homes
ty is its & yn reward.
Wild oats sometimes result in a
crop OF tanned spirits.
A woman doesn't have to be a con-
jurer to change her mind.
A train doesn't have to serve meals
in order to take boarders.
OF course the laundary owner has to
keep his employees in irons.
It's only an optimist who, when he
is left, can think it is alright.
The reformer sometimes succeeds
in merely stirring up the mud.
Men laugh at feminine folly, but it
fools them just the same.
The man who sect an opportunity
should be quick to seize it.
Tears are the refuge of r~esourceful
wamen and soft-headed men.
The smallest hotels often looks the
largest on the hotel stationery.
Poverty develops either a woman's
worst traits or her best ones.
The Parker boom appears to have
dissolved into the lambient air.
The outcome Of a theatrical ven
ture depends upon the income.
The bald headed mar realizes that
there is plenty of room at the top.
You can't blow your own horn un-
less you are able to raise the wind.
The great enterprises of practical
men are planned by the dreamers.
A man who is eternally %squaring
himself must be just a little crooked.
Unless a man has good backing he
is seldom able to put on a bold front.
How tired you all become of beef
steak! But what are you going to do?
1t is good luck to cross a circus pa
rade, but bad luck to cross a funeral.
Neither a drouth or your neighbors
cate can destroy a crop of wild oats
A crossroads merchant guarantees
his clothing to last until it wears out.
Some men can show nothing for
their toll bat the corns in their hands.
When a man starts down hill most
people are ready to give him a kick.
Some young men experience grert
ditlculty 10 living mp to their clothes.
Some men are naturally absent
minded, and other forget judiciously.
Nagging has driven more men to
crime than all the vices in the world.
If you don't want a woman to
change her mind don't let her know
it.
When the principal speaker breaks
down, the meeting is likely to break
up.
They don't stop a site contest, as a
Just becauso hey have a hot
box.
Moonbeams quicka marriage pro-
posals and lovebeain- make divorce
suits.
The freckled woDI., who wears
really wants to lose her
''speoks."
The man with the fnll beard does
not stand high in the esteem of the
barbar.
Few men would be , osing as self
made If their wives bad the proper
credit.
Plodgers is such a coward that he
takes water when he fails to get
whisky.
The patience that children often
show with adults would be the envy
of a Job.
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