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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
Baseball

"One thing that puzzles me- says
Barry Mccormick. in the St. Louis
Republic, lis why Jews don't play
baseball The only Jews in the game
today as near as [ can recollect, are
Petty. of St. Louis, and Kane, the
pitcher. whose right name is Cohen.
Back in the '70's there was crack
jew player, Lipman Pike, and Ed
Stein, Anson's pitcher was a Hebrew
l believe. For some reason or other
the Jew does not play ball. He is ath-
letic enough. and the great number of
Jewish boxers shows that he is an
adept at one kind of sport, at least. /
see Jewish names in the football
elevens, and Jewish boys make good
in track teams. Jewish gentlemen of
means back the ball clubs, and are
good, game hackers, too. Yet the
athletic jew does not play ball. Why
is ito"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
REAL ESTATE.

6. ]. BURNS-City and country real estate.
If you have property for sale, list 1t with
me. If you want to buy will do my best
to get you what you want. Room II, Mitch
ell & LYnde block. Telephone 1871.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
ELECTRICAL.

w. A. ROBB & CO.-Au kinds OF electrical
construction. Estimates furnished and
service prompt and reliable. Fine line Of
gas and combination fixtures. 119 Eight
eenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
ARr DEPORTATION.

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PARDON & SON-Artistic interior decora-
ton. Finest line OF late paper carried and
skilled workmeu employed. Moderate
prices, All Seventeenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
INTERPRETATIONS.

- 80 - - 900. $3.50
perience places us in a position to give you
valuable Information along lines that will
assure you success. Ask for free letters
of information and bulletin of daily papers
that pay. We also start responsible par
ties IN the mail order and agency supply
business. Lord & Carver, Racine, Wis.
IF YOU WANT to buy, sell, trade or rent
anything, engage helpor secure situation
the Mail is the one paper in Moline that can
do IL for you. Mail wants are popular and
Nail wants bring results. One-half cent
per word is the price to all alike, cash In
advance. 2-cent stamps will do. Evening
and Saturday Mail. Moline Ill
DIR. G. r. RAYMOND'S Monthly Regulator
has brought happiness to hundreds of anX-
ious women; no pain. no danger, no inter
ference with work; relief guaranteed to
days; have never hao single failure; all
letters truthfully and confdentially ans
wered. Price 81 by mail Obtained only
at Behlke's Pharmacy. AL State street, Chi
CaPo.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

and Chattels on household
goods, horses, cattle, Duggies. wagons,
pianos, etc. without removal. Very rea-
sonabIe and Qnick. Do Lot get a loan
ience 1 positively can save you money. L
also loan money on watches, diamonds,
ieWelry, hardware. musical inStrume ntS,
bicycles clothing, silks, in fact any article
of value Now listen. Having one of the
largest, cleanest, neatest and best kept
second hand stores in the whole state of
Illinois, 1 am always ready to buy your
goods Now don't think because you have
a swell lot of furniture that they are too
nice for me, for I am q second hand
pay more and sell for less than anyone in
the business. Give me a chance and 1 Will
prove IL to you, so cordially invite one
and all to call and get acquainted. Fur
Their, If l can't trade with you viii sell
your goods for small commission, or store
them for you. Then again. will pay good
round price tor old gold and silver, old
coins, win also pay cash for good gentle
mems second hand clothing or ladies'
silks, feathers, turs, books, etc. Yes,
will buy, sell or trade any old thing. Look
for large sign on store. Open every eve
ming until O'Clock; Saturdays, 10 o'clock.
All business strictly private and contden-
tial This is my number, 1923 Second ave-
bargains in diamonds, as we make spe-
cialty of the diamond business. See here,
now, everyb body knows where The Argus
office is in Rock Island Well, am directly
across the street. j. JONES.
SPECIAL-JuSt because you live in Dav
export or Moline doesn't signify anything.
Now, how long does it take you to step to a
telephone? 1 wish 1 could make dollar
or two every time 1 went to the phone
that would be good enough for me. Jones
Second avenue. Also short loans on real
estate and houses for rent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
FUEL

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EMPIRE COAL s. COKE COMPANY-Whole
sale and retail dealers in bituminous and
anthracite coal. Prompt delivery service.
Offices IT'S First avenue. Telephone west
i2a0
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

Frank S. Halter. of Allegheny, Pa,
is slated as manager of the Evans
vile Central league team.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
EMPRESS. STORAGE, BUS AND CAB.

ROBB'S TRANSFER CO., 100 west Seven
teenth street Old phone 1887. New phone
SIS. New storage building. Express, bag
gage, bus and cab calls answered day or
night
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
aRAIN AND PRov1sIoNs.

NKkAIN
II. j. TOHER & CO.-Brokers, Davenport,
Stocks, grain, provisions, cotton. Prtva1e
wire to New York and Chicago. offices
100 Main st1 Get. Telephone 407.
GEORGE Il. SIDwELL & CO.-Commission
merchants. Grain, hay and provisions
Members OF the Chicago board of trade
and Chicago Stock exchange. Established
IS years. No. $40 and 543 Rialto building
Long distance phone. Harrison $685.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
THE rRAvELERs' GUIDE.

CHICAGO. RICK ISLAND
1s4599eiLT ~ &Pacific Rauway-Tickets
tlllIl5Aslslill can be purchased at City
EklEliIIE&A Ticket ONCE, 1918 Second ave-
E5Eef-&e44 nue., or @, r. L & p. depOt
Fifth avenue foot of Thirty
frst street Peoria branch depot, foot of
rive 1tseth street. Frank 81. Plummer, Q. 2. A.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

Pitcher Putnam must return to
the Spokane club. The New York
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

William Marshall. with Des Moines
last year, has been sold to the Phila-
delphia Nationals.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

David Jones, outfielder in the Chi
cagO National league baseball team
was married to Miss Mae Maynard, at
Tomah Wis.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
EDUCATIONAL.

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AUGUSTANA COLLEGE-Business depart
ment. A thorough business training given
for entry into commercial life. Terms
VILLA DE CHANTAL-A home school for
girls conducted by the Sisters of the Visi-
tation. Rudimentary and higher branches
and all polite accomplishments taught.
Twentieth street and Fifteenth avenue.
Rock Islaud.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

y report is current that Chief Zim-
mer is to be released by Philadelphia.
Pittsburg will undoubtedly sign him
in such an event.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

Joe Corbett denies that he has sign
ed with Pittsburg. Unless an offer is
made that he cannot afford to turn
down he will remain on the coast
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
Americans will have to settle for the

Americans will have to settle for the
twirler.
Capt. Grogan, the star quarter back
of the Knox college football team
and captain and second baseman of
the college baseball team, has signed
to play second base with the Cedar
Rapids team of the Three-Eye league
next season. Grogan graduates from
Knox next spring. and has had sew
eral offers from other colleges to
take postgraduate courses and play
on the college clubs.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

Harry Berte. il is said, will go to
Denver next spring.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

GOLDSMITH & MCKEE insurance agency,
Peoples National bank building, Rock
Island. III Represent only firSt-class COM
panies writing FIRE, tornado. plate glass
liability, burglary, accident and health
insurance. All policies issued upon the
latest plans and most liberal conditions
Surety bonds furnished through the Amer
lean Bonding company, of Baltimore, Nd.
Open every Wednesday and Saturday
nights.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

WANTED-Ladies to visit the MONDAY
Rest rooms at 1854 Third avenue, near Y.
M. C.: A. building. Good home cooked din
ner from IL 80 to 2. Supper Saturday only
from to p. m. We exist for accommo
dalton, not profit. Rooms open all day to
ladies for rest.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
INSURANCE..

PLEASANT T. COX-Real estate and insur
ance. Old fire companies represented.
Your patronage solicited. Phone Union
g. once over Thomas drug store.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

HAYES & CLEAVELAND - The pioneer
agency Old time and FIRE tested compa-
niles. Fire, lightning, plate glass, tornado,
accident, lite, or almost any form OF risk
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms with good
board IN a private--German boarding
house. all modern improvements, at reas-
enable price. Mrs. T.. G. Hahn, 6S7 Seven
teenth street. Phone 6S6 Brown.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished front
rooms with bath and gas also two rooms
for light housekeeping; use OF telephone.
INQUIRE at 1923 Third avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
FLORISTS.

HENRY GAETHJE - Proprietor Chippian-
mock nursery. cut flowers and designs OF
all kinds. City store. 1907 Second avenue.
Telephone $40.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

FOR RENT-A pleasant, 8 room house Fifth
next door.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

FOR RENT-Large front room with alCove
for two men. Nicely furnished, gas hot
room with bay window. 1891 Second ave
nue..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

WE WILL BOND HOO-ExeCutors, aonln-
istrators. guardians trustees. trustees or
any kind of judicial bonds; lodge and So
ciety offcers; city, state or U. :. govern
ment ofhcials; contractors; positions of
trust; in fact, any kind of bond you want
Except pail bonds). Terms reasonable
Hayes & CIeaveland, resident managers,
Fidelity and Deposit company, OF Mary
land.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

ROCK ISLAND AND PEORIA DIVISION.
Trains leave Twentieth street. Station. Main
ne trains start from main depot on Fifth
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

BENEFITS insurance agency. Fire. life,
accident. health and plate glass. Rea
estate and loans. Room 2. Buford block.
Residence phone. union 361 once, union llS
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

TORNADO INSURANCE-Rates for city
property % cents per 500 one year, 30 cents
per SlO0 three years. 90 cents per 800 FIVE
years. Gail or address G. R. Chamberlin
Agent. Mitchell s. Lynde building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

FOR RENT-Flats. Modern conveniences
good location, l7OOh Third avenue. Apply
1921 Sixth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

for two men. Nicely furnished, gas, hot
water, bath. use of teleph One, 1921 Second
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27
FOR RENT-HOUsES.


FOR RENT-A FIVE. six and eight-room
house. Inquire OF w. G. Maucker, Masonic
Temple.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

FOR RENT A new house with all modern
conveniences, southwest corner Twenty
ninth street and Eighth avenue. Apply at
72S Thirteenth street. Old phone Union
$685.. new phone 500.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

in piano music. Will give
lessons at pupils home day or evening.
Best METHODS Call or address al Twen-
ty-thIrd street. Phone $3.50.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

FOR SALE-CITY PROPERTY.
FOR SALE-Best bargains In lots on Twen
ty-dtth street and Tenth avenue If taker
at once. Easy payments. Inquire Reidy
Bros.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

WANTED-A cashiers desk, six feet long.
Give description and price. Address e. s.,
Argus ONCE.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

-...,.....sss.,-f VHICAGO, BURLINGTON &
ffist45fS5, - Quincy - Depot Second
tstiifHil1siitH avenue and Twentieth street
Nj. YOUNG, Agent.
4illkIiiS4tH FRANK A. HART,
- Passenger Agent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

WANTED-l,O 600 people to use Cincho Relief
Tonic, positive cure for diaTrhoea and
cramps. For sale by all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

FOR RENT-A nicely furnished room suita-
BILE for gentleman All modern conven-
ienc-s. three blocks from court house. 1924
Fourth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

FOR RENT-Flat. corner Sixth avenue and
Twentieth street Heat furnished, all
modern conveniences. INQUIRE of NJ. NJ.
Sturgeon, Room 10, Mitchell s Lynde build
ing.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-27

FOR RENT-House of SIX rooms, with mod
ern convene uceS, at 5l7 Eleventh street.
Apply at 800 Seventeenth street.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-08-26

They say the Shawnee Indians make
many of the pretty chains of beads
which women wear this summer either
as necklaces or as long pendants hang
ing way down the dress. Some of the
color combinations would seem to ia
vor this theory. Other chains set here
and there with OI'lental-looking change
able glass beads evidently come from
Venice.
Those most in request just now arc
the braided chains, cables of turquoise
blue chains OF smaller blue beads
These are preferred TO the round bead
chains on the old. simple pattern
Some blue chains show pearl tassels
and rosary-lilie intcrmiss.on Of large
single artificial pearls.
Bat the all-bue necklace is much
hardsomer than these Of mixed beads.
This is long crough TO be looIed once
or twice, and is interrupted cnce or
twice with Il larga blue slide exactly
matching in color the turquoise slide.
The palc-groen or iade-colorcd beads
ere very smart. but not always as be.
coming as thr robins egg blue beau.
ties. The chains show four strands
woven in the cable. ard the tGsscls
consist of ten loops o. double cords.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-08-26

to the courtyard, each OF us seized a
firebrand. and we fell upon the invad.
ers like men who were fighting for
their lives. and for other lives dearer
thon their own.
All that passed after that moment
was like the confused terror of
frightful dream. The ccaseless sweep
of our flaming scythes, moving down
the destroycrs by thousands, only to
be replaced by fresh thousands in an.
other moment--the frantic yells and
wild gestures Of our black followers
the fitful and unearthly glare of the
freight amid the utter darkness-thp
deepening gloom of the coming storm,
blotting ont III, cold sp,endor of the
moonlight-all We're, indeed. like the
visionary lorro" oG one of those CHASTITY
nightmares In which one seems newt.
ably doomed 20 struggle forever with
some hidco"s p2ill. and to struggle in
vain.
More than cIce Il seemed as If the
battle must so against lis after ALL
and our hearts sank as we saw the
bleeding arms and limbs Of our native
helpers. upon which the greedy de.
stroyers fastened with sIch deadly
tenacity as 20 let themselves be torn
asundcr rather than uncllnch the grasp
Of their cruel Jaws. DO what we would,
on came the invaders over the blasted
corpscs of their comrades like q rising
tide. We might as well have strivcn
to drive back the infowlng tide of the
sea.
But, while some of us We're fighting
their vanguard, others, under the d.
rection Of the experienced traders. were
laying blazing splinters of wood in a
line along the front of the charging
column. and meeting it with an ilE-
passahlc barrier of fire. whence the
rising wind, luckily in our favor, blew
the flames right into the ranks of the
assailants. destroying more of them
than we could NOW down with our
flrebrands.
Little by little. human energy aud
Skill began to prevail over blind ami.
nal feroclty; and at length to our in
dPsc:ibable relief. we saw the line of
their march gradually slant off to the
right. in a direction which would carry
them past the house into the bush"
beyond it. Before the first drop Of t,ln
gathering storm had fallen all was
over and we We're saved: and the deep
Thank God" uttered by a brave MS.
slonary whose sick wife was among
those fo- whose lives we had been so
desperately battling found an echo -
the heart Of every man amongst us
Waverley Magazine.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-08-26
Revival OF Calico,

There Is an old material coming to
the fore aca.l, and this IS nothing more
nor less than C!d-fashiOred calico. 4
calico gown is so out of date as to be
hopeless to thc majority of people, yet
those who keep right up to the mark
are looking at the new calico and in
vesting in 1t.
The special cause of the return OF
calico to popularity Is the shirt waist
suit, for calico makes Up so very neat.
y into tn ase suits. And another reason
IL the improvement in the patterns of
the new calicos which leave so very
litsle to- be desired. There come very
pretty calico patterns in cream with
a little figure and in light blue and
light pink and in the darker colors,
brown, green and navy blue. These
wash well. wear like iron. and are
so very neat that one is tempted TO
invest so that one can have Il pretty
shirt waist suit for morning wear
brooklyn Eagle.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-08-26
PNv@f>AA,s
.v> BESEFNT
%sA~~Ma-~@SY
AS TO BANK CHECKS.
AS TO BANK CHECKS.
Soma Things which Every Woman Oughl
TO Know.

a lady had kept in her possession for
several days check from her uncle.
Her uncle died. and she hast, ,ned to the
bank to cash the check. When she
| found that the bank could not pay the
check until it had orders from the heirs
, or from the courts she was surprised.
and said artlessly to her husband that
she thought of checl; as being so
much money if the signature was good.
The incident shows the value Of some
Information which the National Banker
prints. Most business men know it al
ready, but IN these days business men
are not the only people who have to
do business.
\ check is rnerely an order from a
to Il, who holds some OF As money, to
pay certain amount of it to c. 1t is
not money even ii the names on the
check are good pnd well known and
the bank as solid az the Government.
Although checks aie gwen In payment
OF debt and n receipt Is usually given
on the spot. yet the passing of CHECK
does not constitute payment OF inlcbt-
edncss until 1t is paid by the bank.
Nor viii the concurrent receipting OF
the debt for which II ia given change
this. If the check is not paid on pres
entation to the bank, the original claim
stands against the drawer or giyer of
the check. But certified theci-that
is, check signed by an officer of the
bank. usually the casbier-constitutes
payment on the part of thr person
who draws It.
Checks may he antcdated W post
dated-that is. dated before or after
the date Of delivery. If postdated
checks are paid before the day Yueci-
fed. the drawer can recover the money.
for the bank has acted not in accord
nnce with any order from him. bnt
on It's own responsibility. If n blank
is left for the dare, the holder is au-
lnori:cd to insert the true date of dc.
livery. but no other date. The inser-
tOn OF any other date. or changing the
date without the consent OF the drawer.
makes the check void.
a check should be presented within
reasonable time, or the holder will be
Keeping the check n. his own risk. If
possible a check should be presented
the same day it Is drawn or the day
after. II n check Is not hOnored when
1t Is presented at the bank. the holder
shOul1 notify the drawer. When a
check passes by ndorssment. the s.mc
prOmDtncss in presenting the check is
required of each person TO whom it is
indorsed in order TO hold these indors-
ng 1t. as is required of the original
p@yee in order to hold the drawer. BY
putting check in circulation the liza
bility Of the drawer cannot L." go.
lonCed.-YOuth's Companion.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-08-26
OuCCn IICIena Z COO,:.

Queen Helena OF Italy is roya, lady
who has a very practical knowledge
of cooking. AT he: fathers curiously
homsly and unpretentious court Queer
Helena learned many useful things,
and among them the art of cooking.
The Prince Of Montenegro insisted that
all his children should learn trade
II rule watch, by the way, obtains in
the German imperial family-and the
future Queen OF Italy became not
merely .s9od plain cook. but also
Skilled IL the preparation of the curl.
Gus sweern. eats and patisserie o. which
Orfcntals eHe So fond. The late King
Humber. insisted on tast.n: his
daughter-ia-iaw' cookery. ard 50
pleased as he wig.l the dainty fare
She set raforr him that he conferred
on her. With moe; ceremony. the title
Of Lady Eigh Cook TO the King OF
Italy."-Chicago News.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-08-26
Tucl,ed BIomse Wnlst.

Blouse waists that combine tucked
fronts with plain backs are much
worn and are very generally becoming.
The admirable one designed by May
Manton and depicted in the large draw
ing is shown In pongee. stitched with
cortlcell silk and trimmed with bands
of narrow brown velvet ribbon, but Is
equally well adapted to washable fab
rlcs and indeed to all wasting ma
terials.
The waist consists of the fitted found
atisn. which can he used or omitted
rs preferred, the back and the fronts.
The back is plain and drawn down In
gathers at tie waist line. The front Is
tucked TO form graduated pleat ut
the centre and from the shoulders TO
yoke depth. 1t also Is gathered at the
waist llne and blouses slightly over
the belt. The closing Is made lnvlslbly
beneath the full length tuck nj the left
Of the centre. The sleeves are The pre-
,aillng ones that are snug from tho
elbows TO the shoulders, full from the
elbows TO the wrists.
The quantity of material required for
the medium size Is four yards twenty
one inches wide. three aud seven-cigltli
yards twcnty-seyen Inches wide. three
aud three-quarter yards thlrty-two
inches wide. or two and one-eighth
yards forty-four inches wide.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-08-26
The "FussYn Woman.

AS rule the "fussy" woman Is short
o. stature. She Is also small, this lat
ter fact being attributed to her un.
restful. fretful disposition. Restless
ness prevents the acquiring OF adipose
tissue She Is also usually thin-faced,
and she possesses a hlgh-pitched. rather
metalllc voice.
The fussy woman, on meeting you
on the street, begins Mt once to over
haul you in her fussy. nervous way.
You are too thlnly clad; you are stand
ing too near the curb; you should never
wear such high heels. or you are work.
ing too hard. or too little, etc. etc.
The best way to deal with such n
person Is 10 fail In with ne. mood and
ncquiesse in all she suggests. She will
then thlnk that she has given you
some valuable advice. and will say
eoOdby with beaming face and a SELF
satisfied expression.
The fussy woman Is no less tiresome
to her.male friends. She advises young
men, and she tells them OF her youth
ful experiences. She also suggests to a
friend improvements In his toilet. ask
Ing why he wears such high collar.
etc. She then supplements her SUI
perior counsel with an invitation TO call
and break the monot0ny of his lonely
life. The man who mutters TO himsel,
the very frank. though rather inele-
CANT. mot II know IT, means Just
what he says.-American Queen.