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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Robert Oliphant, an old soldier of
Co. B, 4th Iowa Infantry, residing
on Park street, had an attack Of
heart failure, to which he is subject,
last Tuesday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mr.. and Mrs. John Mccarthy of
Audubon arrived in the city on
Tuesday evening and are the guests
of their friends, Mr.. and Mrs. j. E.
Mcclure, on north Park street.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

John Porter, residing near the
Guthrie county line, was in town
yesterday and purchased a new
double seated spring wagon of one
of our dealers.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Those holding in their possession
my woven wire fence stretchers
will extend great accommodation
by returning them at once.
4-23-tf D. e, SHRAUGER
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Hans Peter Petersen and Carl
Christian Hansen of Copenhagen,
Denmark, arrived in the city on
Tuesday. and are stopping with
their friend, MAIDS Madsen, in West
Extra.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Sam Brown has been chosen to
represent the K. p. lodge of this
city at the meeting of the grand
lodge at Council Bluffs on August
9th. Perry Hansen was chosen as
alternate.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mrs. Chas. Miller, wife of the
Methodist minister at Casey, and
her two children, arrived in the CITY
last Tuesday on visit to her
mother, Mrs. Laura Rendleman,
and other relatives residing here.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mrs. Chas. H. VanGorder was
visiting at the home of her sister-in-
law, Mrs. Laura Delahoyde, return
ing on the evening train yesterday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

MissIGenevieve Shaffer, of Hast
lngs, Iowa, arrived here on Tues
day and is the guest of her friend,
Miss Halle Cotton, on Carthage
q
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

E. B. Voss has his hand tied up,
the result of a severe blow from
hammer he was using breaking the
bone OF the hand, back of the index
finger.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Frank Gault and Ed Delahoyde
took the necessary fixins last Tues
day and left for weeks fishing at
the Okoboji lakes. Look out for
some big fish stories and the his
tory of some big catches when they
return
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mrs. J. A. Spangler, wife of Agent
ISpangler, went to Des Moines Tues
day on visit to friends. She will
also visit her mother at Abba.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Christian Scientists will discuss
this knotty question next Sunday:
"Is the Universe, Including Man,
Evolved by Atomic Force?"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Miss Bernice Seibert came from
Audubon last Saturday and visited
that night with her parents and new
born brother.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mrs. Will Weiderhold returned to
Carroll Tuesday evening after a
weeks visit with her relatives and
friends in this vicinity. Before her
marriage she was Mary E. Mertes,
daughter of MIR. and Mrs. Nick
MarfaG
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Miss Carrie Wolf is employed this
week in dress making, at the home
of Mrs. Hettie Croy.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

My farm in Audubon township
and my property in Extra are for
sale. Mrs. JENNIE NJ. ANDREWS.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Jack Voss went to Anita last Sat
urday to visit his friends, returning
Tuesday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mrs. Hi Heath is at Audubon this
week helping care for her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Rose Higgins, who is
reported seriously ill.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mrs. Carmichael arrived from
Audubon today and will visit
short time at the home of her
daughter, Mrs. Seibert.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

James Gripp delivered two cars
of cattle at the stock yards in this
city yesterday to Payne & Correl of
Adair.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Miss Tharnish is assistant clerk
in the Hansen, Lohner & Co. store
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Will E. Johnson returned from
Fontanelle the first of the week and
while engaged in other important
business affairs succeeded in plac-
ing an order for almost 5000 for fur
niture and cooking and heating
fixtures
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Jacob Andrews returned yester-
day from short trip to his farm
near Atlantic.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mrs. Lafayette Simpson was visit
ing her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Connrardy, the first of the week.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11
Meat Market Changed.

1 am back selling best of meats
for cash same as before.
J. C. POWELL.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

1212c per pound for our own rem.
dered lard in two pound lots or
more. 2w j. G. POWELL.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Scarless I.iniment for sale by
Nick Doffing & Co., Extra, and all
country stores. 4-2-24w
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

J. X. Johnson the miller, attended
to business matters in Audubon on
Tuesday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Merchant Hansen and wife drove
to Extra on business Wednesday. 10
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

The city fathers have secured
building spot for the stand-pipe of
Mr.. j. j. Dinick, one block north
and one east of the school house.
While they are at it they should
purchase lot on which to place
the building called a town hall and
tire engine room, as there are two
parties who would like to get the
lot on which the hall is now
situated.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

May 18th, 19O3.-Have room for
thirty head of stock on my pasture
Good grass and good water. Apply
to d. E. Stranger.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Four cultivators to close out at
Voorhees, for less than cost.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mrs. ]. B. Connrardy started last
Monday evening for Hubbell, Neb.,
on receipt of telegram from her
sister announcing the death of the
latter's husband, Gale Crane, at 9
O'Clock p. M, after a long illness of
brain fever. He was buried yester-
day wednesday,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11
LOCAL NEWS

Ward Barker OF Anita was here
yesterday on business.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Land promoter ]. G. Gates, re-
turned from South Dakota on
Monday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

A. j. Leak of Audubon passed
Wednesday night in this city.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mrs. S. ]. Dodge is visiting at
Anita this week with her friend,
Mrs. Dustin.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

A. Green was down to Atlantic on
business last Tuesday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Mac May went to south of Oakfield
last Tuesday to work awhile for his
uncle, Charley McVey.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

People have stopped trying to
keep their cellars and caves clear of
water, until settled weather.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Insure with the Continental Insur-
ance Company, Theo. Patty, Agent
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Miss Ola Heath went to Audubon
Tuesday to care for her sister, Mrs.
Higgins, who lies very sick at her
home in that city.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

James Decker, of Adair county,
was in this city on business today.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

1t is on the way and will be on
exhibition in E. D. Cotton's window
for one week only, the sweetest
thing made.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

will be in Extra Saturday, June
ID, with Collie dogs for sale.
II. WEBSTER.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11
EXTRA MARKETS.
Our Churches Next sunday.

CHRISTIAN CHURCH.
Sunday School 10 o'clock a. NJ.
Preaching II O'clock a. NJ.
Endeavor $3.50 O. clock D. N.
Preaching 1880 O'Clock p. M.
PRAYER meeting Wednesday 1880 o'clock
p. M.
E. c. WHITAKER. Pastor.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.
Sunday School 10 o'clock a. m.
Preaching II o'clock a. m.
Y. p. S. c. E. 6: 80 O'Clock d. m.
Preaching 1870 o'clock p. NJ.
Prayer meeting Wednesday 1880 o'clock
p. m.
H. L. WISSLER, Pastor.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Sunday School 10 o'clock a. m.
Preaching II o'clock a. m.
Epworth League $3.50 o'clock p. M.
Preaching 1880 O'Clock D. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday 7:30 O'clock
p. m.
J. E. NICHoL, Pastor.
HOLY TRINITY CATHOLIC CHURCH.
Preaching Sunday 10o'clock am.
Devotional exercises 2:30 o'clock p. m.
JULIUS FAILENSCHMID, Pastor.
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST SCIENTIST.
Services 1880 O'Clock a. m.
Sunday School II 80 o'clock a m.
Experience meeting Wednesday even
ing at 1880.
Mrs. Ella Hensley, First Reader.
w. R. Bruner, Second Reader
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Prof. Louie Sornsen of Ewing,
Neb., is spending his vacation at
the home of his parents, in Sharon
township. He was the professor in
our city schools several years ago
and has been making steady pro
gress in scholastic attainments un-
til now he is recognized as among
the brightest and most successful
teachers in Nebraska rural towns.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

Miss Kate Hansen, the second
gramrner room teacher in our city
schools, was the last one to leave
for her home after commencement,
which she did the middle of last
week, going to Woodbine by way of
the Bluffs. She was reelected and
will return September /, to resume
her duties after spending the sum-
mer with her mother
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

The Thursday Club met last Mon
day and elected the following
officers: Mrs. Laura Delahoyde.
president; Mrs. LYDIA Henshaw, vice
president; Mrs. Lulu Rendleman,
secretary; Mrs. Ellowene Delahoyde
treasurer. They will not meet to
resume work until along in the fall.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-06-11

NEWS
Ward Barker OF Anita was her
yesterday on business.
Merchant Hansen and wife drov
to Extra on business Wednesday. 4
Land promoter ]. G.. Gates, re
turned from South Dakota OF
Monday.
Mrs. S. ]. Dodge is visiting a
Anita this week with her friend
Mrs. Dustin
Mac May went to south of Oakfielt
last tuesday to work awhile for hi
uncle, Charley McVey.
People have stopped trying t.
keep their cellars and caves clear o
water, until settled weather.
will be in Extra Saturday, Jun,
13, with Collie dogs for sale.
II. WEBSTER.
It is on the way and will be or
exhibition in E. D. Cotton's window
for one week only, the sweetes
thing made.
Miss Ola Heath went to Audubon
Tuesday to care for her sister, Mrs
Higgins, who lies very sick at he1
home in that city.
May 18th, 19O3-Have room fol
thirty head of stock on my pasture
Good grass and good water. Apply
to D. E. Stranger.
Mrs. Hi Heath is at Audubon this
week helping care for her daugh,
ter, Mrs. Rose Higgins, who is
reported seriously ill.
Christian Scientists will discuss
"Is the Universe, Including Man
Evolved by Atomic Force?"
Mrs. Chas. H. VanGorder was
visiting at the home of her sister-in.
law, Mrs. Laura Delahoyde, return.
ing on the evening train yesterday.
Miss Alta Harsh, assistant
principal of our city schools, passed
down the road Tuesday from Audi.
bon on her way to her home in
Baxter Iowa.
Robert Oliphant, an old soldier OF
Co. b, 4th Iowa Infantry, residing
on Park street, had an attack Of
heart failure, to which he is SUBJECT,
last Tuesday.
We notice several of our citizens
engaged in trimming their shade
trees, which gives much heater,
more home like appearance to the
surroundings.
Hans Peter Petersen and Carl
Christian Hansen of Copenhagen,
Denmark, arrived in the city ON
Tuesday. and are stopping with
their friend, MAIDS Madsen, in West
Extra.
Sam Brown has been chosen to
represent the X. p. lodge of this
city at the meeting of the grand
lodge at Council Bluffs on Angus,
9th. Perry Hansen was chosen as
alternate.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30

serve a working knowledge of all the
details necessary for the running of
first-class laundry, a bake-shop, a
hotel, the tailor's trade, the professions
of nursing and medicine, the lore of
close and intelligent buyer; the
SAVIOUR faire of a caterer, a waiter. n
chambernaid, cook, scullion,
teacher and live to tell the tale? And
yet women without number are eX-
pected to have all these trades and
professions, with millinery, dressmak-
ing, Embarrassing and a score of lesser
crafts thrown in at their fingers ends.
When you see a well-kept home, and
children starting off to school we'll and
suitably groomed, clothed and man
nered, you may safely conclude that
the woman at the helm Of that house
is in possession of a Napoleonic head
that would have won distinction in
any field Of endeavor. Yet, too often,
all this service Is accepted as a matter
of course and without word of
thanks, says the Philadelphia Inquir-
err.
And here, dear man, let me give you
a word of advice. If you have a wife
of this kind, or even a wife that is
trying her best to please you and make
you comfortable, let her know that
you appreciate it. Don't wait until
she has folded her tired hands at last
and laid down in a~sleep SO profound
that even the bakers cry cannot
waken her and then order for her a
beautiful $50 pillow, inscribed in pink
carnations. ITO Ny Dear Wife," or
an ornate monument recording her
virtues and costing more than you
have thought of giving her for her
own use.
Bring her home a 25-cent bunch of
carnations occasionally as freewilI
offering; take her out to a table d'hotC
dinner once in while as a treat; tell
her in so many words that you really
believe that she is the one woman In
all the world for you; kiss her with,
out solicitation as you used to do in
the old counting days, and so shall
the wheels of the home run smoothly
and the good wife never feel to regret
the day that she said yes"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30

to house canvass, nor beggars who
wear the guise of peddlers. 1t repre-
sents only those who have placed
themselves in open competition with
the male peddlers who cry their wares
and the fakirs who offer anything sala-
BILE OH the street corner, from half froz-
Ell fruit to neargold watches.
Among them are numbered the push
cart women of the East Side, the
newsgirls, the propretOrs of vegeta-
BILE and fruit stands, from the Battery
to Harlem, the women who work cafe
and theater entrances with smokers
supplies and the Romany women who
infest the fashionable shopping dis
tricts with so-called handmade
laces."
The most interesting phase of the
life of these street salesWOmen mostly
of Jewish extraction, Is their dual
mercantile and domestic ability. "A
bachelor maid" is unknown among
them. In truth, the mother of the
family is most often in business, and
If there be q daughter or unmarried
sister, she continues to do her share
of the household duties, and boarding
away from ones relations is unknown.
Wives-and mothers run both business
and home with remarkable success.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
THE CALIFORNIA BOTANICAL GATEWAY TO
AND WEALTH

Is really a one dollar book mailed you for 25
cents silver, to introduce it.. 1t tells you about
newly discovered Botanical Remedies for tho
cure of many diseases new ways to make
money and get employment, to nurse and care
for the sick, to prolong old age and live 100
massage for removing wrinkles and beautify-
ing. the complexion, new varieties of roses,
ar and NE wheat corn and sun
and silver, stands acids, preventing smallpox
FITTINGS, maple syrup and sugar from wood,
lew seft drinks, trade secrets for manufacturer,
Ehings you need not ask the doctor, real home
doctor book and encyclopedia of general infor-
nation, wanted by every man and woman that
wants health and wealth. Is about 100 pages,
Axe, paper cover. Contents sheet free.
The California Botanical Medicine Co.,
1898 North Alvarado St. Los Angeles, CAL
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
.;Hnl Marks OF Maple.

Nv seems to know what cause 1t
"S,ob produces those delicate and
S 'atuI lines in maple, known as
saovo Some people think they
VIZ from the hundreds of little
,,os which shoot out over the
= If the tree as soon as clearing
a,ado around it. Expert timbermen
Thai that is not the case. The only way
I'll blrd's-eSe maple tree is to cut
S M are no outward signs by which
nan Judge. The Railroad Gazette
|, a story of the late George M. Pull
l. MANY wears ago he was offered Il
kAogony log for $4,000, to be cut into
noarq It was supposed to be very
1 niece of wood, but this could only
determined by cutting 1t. He de-
Dss the offer, but agreed to take the
rut into veneers for what 1t was
,tb The owner had it sawed and
|, maid $1,000 for his veneers. Any
1 who can discover the secret Of de-
sm,ung the interior nature Of wood
m the outside will have fortune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
All the Difference.

The school board officer was in
clined to be angry when he recently
made a call at the home of q pupil
whose absence had extended over a
week.
why hasn't your boy attended?'
he inquired of the lads mother, a gen
Unlocking woman.
why" she said, hes past his thir-
teenth year, an me an his feyther-r
think he's after-r having schooNn'
enough, sor."
schooling enough?" repeated the Of
ficer. "Why, did not finish my edu-
cation till l was 23!'
BE that SOP" asked the mother in
amazement. Then, reassuringly, after
a moments hesitation, she said: But
that boy of ours has brains"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
NEW YoRK's WOMEN PEDDLERs.
Fully 5000 of Them Pick Up Their
Living in the Streets.

Living in the Streets.
From the heart of New York's kalei.
doscopic life comes a practical contra
diction of the common belief that wom-
en- form the weaker sex. Fully 5000
women work on the streets of the
American metropolis in fair weather
and foul.
The sidewalk is their shop, the curb
stone their counter. They know moth
ing Of the barest comforts afforded by
a poorly appointed store. They stand
or walk about the whole day long,
while carrying on their petty business
es. Yet they are strong, they enjoy
life after their own fashion, and they
lay up treasure in banks Of whose sta
bility they have the best assurance.
This steadily increasing army of
street saleswomen does not include
agents Of any sort who make a house
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30

Roy Stannard Bakers description OF
''The Great Northwest" are giving the
men and women of the East a better
understanding of the vastness and
wealth of that wonderful region. The
magnitude of the Northwest's forests
and Of it's numbering industry-Ta-
coma can boast the greatest sawmill,
with one exception, in the world
will be the text of the fascinating
story, in the May Century, Of "The
Conquest of the Forest"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
No Bath, No Wife,

Among the Turks bath money forms
item in every marriage contract,
! husband engaging to allow his
d a certain sum for bathing pur-
les. Should it be withheld she has
II to &c before the cadi and turn
slipper INSIDE down, and if the
nplain be not then redressed it is
Nund for a divorce.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
Perplexing Situation.

wrong? You seem
Ered.
Pueeter-l am. l wrote two notes
|ae 10 my broker asking him if he
I me Tor a fool, and the other to
! folding asking her if she would
Ile' While | was out somebody
S " Yes and l don't know
T'u OF EN- 1t Was.-Tit-Bits.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
HOW'S THISF

81 Cat Hne i Hundred Dollars Reward for anv
lnh C pre That Can not be cured by Hans
'sbe NJ. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo. O.
N NS u.4tIieetslgned. have known +. J. Cheney
lnaBjs IN ~ ~ EIGarS' and believe him perfectly
uly AHA "a "a, ~ business transactions and fin
het 6Tm Ann w carry outany obligations made
WEST 4; TRUAx.
"WWo ~, Druggists, Toledo,
who 1SaDiSG AMMAN & MARVIN,
klSCat.rmrRR Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. q.
Ny on III 81 y Gure Is taken internally. acting
gstem 'n 5I 9lood AID mucous Surfaces 81
sgsts. Tes tiTe n noc per bottle. Sold BY ali
"''SRnily Pills are the best.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
THIS HOW AND WHY:

Much you may have guessed about life insur-
ance may be wrong. Mr.. H. C. Lippincott, of
Philadelphia, one of the most foremost insur-
little book entitled 1.-THE How and Why" 1t
has been adopted by several Eastern colleges
to teach the first principals OF life insurance.
and nay be had free by addressing P Sherman an
Insurance Co, Murquam building, Portland,
Or. 1t may help you to understand How and
Why the Penn Mutual dnring 1902 wrote a
larger amount of insurance in Oregon than was
ever before written in the state by any com
uany in one wear,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
Some sensible advice to
women passing through this
irving period.

women passing through this
trying period. :
The painful and annoying symp-
toms experienced by most women
at this period of life are easily over
come by Lydia T.. PinlIham's
Vegetable Compound. 1t is espe-
cially designed to meet the needs
OF woman's system at the trying
time of change of life. -
1T is no exaggeration to state that
Mrs. Pinkham has over 5000 letters
like the following proving the great
value of her medicine at such times.
81 wish to thank Mrs. Pinkham for
what her medicine has done for me.
My trouble was change OF life. Four
years ago my health began to fail, my
head began to grow dizzy, my eyes
panied me, and at times it seemed as
ii my back would fail me, had terrible
pains across the kidneys. Hot flashes
were very frequent and trying. A
friend advised me to try Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound. Ihave taken six bottles of il
and am to-day free from those troubles.
I cannot speak in high enough terms
of the medicine. l recommend it to all
and wish every suffering woman would
give it trial. BELLA Ross, SO Mont
clair Ave-, Roslindale, Mass. $4,000 fOS,
eit n original of above letter proving gsnuinsnsaS
cannot be pyosucRd.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
The Only Thing Wanted.

Mrs. Noorich-Isn't it grand to ride
in your own carriage?
Mr. Noorich-Yes, but I'd enjoy it
more if l could stand on the side
walk and see myself ride by.-Brook-
lyn Life.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
Not So Bad as That.

Sympathetic Listener--In those
dreary, desolate wastes, Mr.. Dashpole,
suppose you grew very fond of your
dogs?
Returned Arctic Explorer-Heavens
no, miss! we had plenty of pemmican
and walrus meat.-Chicago Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
Rt q, Rrute. J.

DR.. Pellett-I hate to twit on facts,
Mr., Pharmer, but how many persons
do you suppose you have killed by put
ting up the wrong medicine?
Mr.. Pharmer-Can t say; but think
of the lives ] have saved by failing 10
follow your prescriptions. - Boston
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