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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
A Safety Match.

Cora-Was it love match? Dora
Well, as her money paid his debts and
kept him out OF goal, should say it
was rather safety match Melbourne
Weekly.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
The Other Extreme.

Towne Observation-Disclosures for
three dollar pants. Well, that's queer.
Browne-What's queer about it2
Towne-[ always thought three dol
lar pants we're designed for other quar-
ters.-Philadelph Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Her RHSe.

Mother-You say your husband no
longer spends his evenings at the club7
Daughter-I soon broke him OF
that.
Mother-How did you manage?
Daughtre-Before going to bed put
two easy chairs close together by the
fire, and then held match to a cigar
until the room got a faint odor OF
-smoke.-New York Weekly.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Arranging Flowers.

There is great deal in arranging
flowers to bring out their beauty. New
er crowd them. A few stems, with fol-
iage, can be made far more beautiful
and artistic than q crowded mass.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Two Different Kinds.

''Does your typewriter need repairs?"
asked the meandering tinker as he en-
tered the Office.
''It would seem so,'' replied the
boss. "She just went across the street
to consult dentist"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Half and Half.

Smart Aleck-Once upon a time
there were three little children. Hall
of them were boys an
Dumb Della-Why, Aleck! could
there be ono and half girls?
Smart Aleck-There weren't. The
other half was boys, too.-London Tit
Bits,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
There Was q Difference.

Sockson Buskin-How do you like
my hamlet9
Old stager-Oh, it was your Hamlet,
was 1t? Well, did not recognize it as
Shakespeare 's.-Brooklyn Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Chronic Sores
EATING Ulcers. 6 Spss s'1s,s't st sys's@' esa'e


larry when located
and sluggish eating ulcer
and the poison burrows
continues spread melting
and offensive ulcers often develop from simple boil swollen gland
bue piple and threatening danger while
such not and this should
family Face
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
What the Steamboat Does.

One day little Archie. three years of
age, saw a railroad for the first time,
and did not know what to make of it.
He ran to his mother and said: "Oh,
mamma, it's steam boat looking for
water. w ashington Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Whew!

"Why did Miss Spencer refuse to
elope with your"
"She declared that she could not bear
the odor of gasoline. .''-St. Louis Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Base FIatterer.

She-I spent two weeks in that town
last summer and didn't see single at
tractive thing there.
He-That's queer. Haven't they
any mirrors in that village?
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Gen. Longstreet in Hospital

Gen. James Longstreet, the noted
Confederate cavalryman, ia in Garfield
hospital, Washington for treatment for
% severe attack of rheumatism.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

It is every ones secret hope that
when the time comes for him to hand
his baggage over to Death to be check
ed. he will not be afraid.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Uncle Eben saws.

"De difference between de man dat's
fgerin' on perpetual motion, said
Uncle Eben, "an' de man dat's work
In a system to beat de races is dat
de perpetual motion man didn hab no
money in de fus' place. u Washington
Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

IRn.Ec The peerless Skirt Supporter and Fasten-
.RDi.o er is the best. No Buttons, Buckles,
Hooks or Pins. All your neighbors will want
it.. Send 25c for sample and price to agents. La
3 boLLEITE ns Co., Room, II, Cambridge Block,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
A Modern Hercules.

Edward Beaupre, Canadian, at
present a resident if Chicago, is so
strong. that he lately lifted horse bod
lily off its legs.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

annoyance because they are so per-
sistent and unsightly and detract so
much from ones personal appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated and
tainted with the germs and poison of
malaria or some previous sickness, are
the chief sufferers from chronic sores
and ulcers. While the blood remains in
an unhealthy, polluted condition heal
ing 10 impossible, and the sore will
continue to grow and spread in spite of
washes and salves or amy superficial or
surface treatment, for the sore is but
the outward sign of some constitu-
tional disorder, bad condition Of
the blood and system which local
remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier
and tonic Is what you need. Some
thing to cleanse the blood, restore its
ton and invigorate the constitution,
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic s
the very root of the trouble and counts
the impurities and poisons, and gradus
strengthens the sluggish circulation, q
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Feminine Charity.

He-I wonder why Miss Overton is
80 sensitive about her age?
She-I can't imagine. She is GER
tainly old enough to have got over lit
tie thing like that long ago.-Chicago
News.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Quick Music.

In Chopin "Etude In E Minor" it
is necessary to read $3.50 signs in two
minutes and half, which is equiva-
lent to about twenty-six notes q second.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
You Can Get ALIENS Foot.Ease FREE.

Write Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y, for q
free sam pie of Allen IS Foet-Ease. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
eorns, ingrowing n ails and bunions All drug
gists sell it. Csc. Don't accept any substitute.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Feminine Way,

Husband-Drat the luck! There
isn't any gum on this stamp.
Whichever mind, dear. Here's
pin.-Chicago Daily News.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

This statement is confirmed by the ex-
perience of thousands whom this medl-
cine has permanently cured.
Accept no substitute.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Between Friends.

He-Oh, I'm no fool.
She-Perhaps not. But what an ex-
cellent understudy you would make.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Wearisome Topics.

Rodrick-Did you enjoy Mrs. Tiker's
reception?
Van Albret-No. indeed. The men
talked shop and the women shopping.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

ventnor has by far the most hours of
real sunshine of any town in the Brit
ish isles.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
RExERSOM MAcHxMERy GO,

II ISuCCeESOTS join FOOIe1
Foot Of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon
The Eli Gasoline Engine-A child can run it.
Valves and all working parts covered up. h.
P, $ls5 h, p, $40; h. P, $500. "Put in lit
Write for illustrated catalogue and for price
on anything you need in the machinery line.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Not: Easy to Stop Large vessel.

---- ESVSFk k@sSSy " >@SOF HsssA - sSoS~Hs
Experiments show that a large ocean
steamer, going at 19 knots an hour,
will move over q distance of two miles
after its engines are stopped and re-
versed, and on authority gives less
than q mile or mile and half as the
required space to stop it's progress.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Uniforms Too Tight,

The tightftting British uniform is
alleged to be the cause of much heart
disease among soldiers.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

TITO Permanently Cured No fits or nervousness
FtC after first days use ofDr KIine's Great Nerve
Restorer. Send for Free d trial bottle and treatise.
DR.. r. H Kline Ltd 931 Arch ST., Philadelphia Pa
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

Piso.s Cure Is a remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try it. Price Is cents,
at druggists.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

An elderly man very much dislikes
to have q fiippant young woman call
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Polished cynic.

Betty-Mr. Cynique is too polished
for words, isn't he?
Peggy-Oh, dear. yes. Everything
he says reflects on some one.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Erupti0nS

There is only one way to get rid of
pimples and other eruptions.
And it's simple and easy enough.
Cleanse the blood, improve the diges-
ton, stimulate the kidneys, liver and
skin, by the same means at the same
time
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

Artificial Teeth of Paper.
A set of artificial teeth made of COM
pressed paper has been used constantly
for thirteen years.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
SORES ON BOTH ANKLES.

Gentlemen: About ten years ago o
small sore came on each of my ankles.
Dew got into the places and they be-
fered Intensely for nearly ten years.
had spent more than $500. 90 try
ing to get well when I chanced to
see 8. 8. 8. advertised in Memphis
paper. / began to take it and was
cured. My limbs have never been
since. T have recommended I'D. S. d.
TO great many people, and am now
giving 1t to my nine-year-old SON for
EczemA. During my long sickness ]
was living near Memphis, Tenn, but
hs7e since removed 70 Kansas City,
and am now residing 1t No. Ga
East Sixteenth Street.
Mrs. B. A. HARRIS.
Kansas City, Mo.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

Drilling machinery. Over forty different styles
of machines for Water Gas and Mineral Prospect
ing. Steam or horse power. We handle the Kelly
& Tanneyhill Co.'s machinery, and full lines of
pairs carried in stock. We also furnish gasoline
engines to run this machinery. Our machines
faster, stronger easier operate than any other
machine the market. Thousands in
cessful operation REIERSON MACHINERY
CO., General Agents, foot of Morrison Street,
Portland, Ore. Send tor Free Illustrated Catolog.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21

lost properties, quicken the circula-
md S. S. S. is just such remedy.
pres through the blood. It goes to
racts and removes from the blood all
lily builds up the entire system and
i'd when the blood has been purified
he system purged of all morbid,
l1thy matter the healing process
s, and the ulcer or sore is soon
ly gone.
S. S. contains no mineral or poison
rugs of any description, but is guar
purely vegetable remedy, blood
nd permanent cure for chronic sores
,oFe of any kind, external or internal,
II advise you without charge. Boob
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-07-21
Hoods S0rSQpQri[kG

The medicine TO take is
The Republican journal., 1903-07-09
THE CHURCHES.

Al the Universalist church next Sunday
there will be preaching by the pastor at
1O45 a. m. and Sunday school at noon.
Rev G. f. Edgett's subject at the Metho-
dist church next Sunday forenoon will be,
'sThe loneliness of Jesus" Services for the
day and week will be as usual
Rev f. S. Philbrook and party from the
Baptist church will hold a service at Satur-
day Cove, Northport, Friday evening.
They will leave the church in Belfast at s
O'Clock
Christian Science services are held at
No. 50 Cedar street at II O'Clock every Sun
day morning, Rev. Henry S. Fiske, first
| reader All who are interested are invited
to attend.
At the Unitarian church next Sunday
be given by the Sunday school. There will
be a service of conservation of children and
an address by the pastor All are invited.
The services at the Baptist church next
Sunday will include the mems meeting at
10 a. m, +; preaching by Rev Geo. E. Tufts
of 1slesboro, in exchange with the pastor,
at 10 45 a. m. Sunday school at 70 m., and
social Gospel praise service at 7.3O p. IN.
"Dong Business on Christian Principles"
will be the topic of the prayer meeting at
the North church this, Thursday, evening
at 7.30. Sunday services: Sermon by the
pastor, Rev. G. S. Mills, at 10.45 a. m. Sun
day school at noon. The pastor will give a
brief address in the vestry at 7.30 p. m.
The 18th annual conference of Maine
CongregatiOnalists occurs in con- junction
with the 96th annual meeting of the Maine
Missionary Society in Pennington, Sept.
22-24. The old South church is the host of
the occasion, position it filled last just
twenty years ago. The annual sermon will
be preached by Rev. w. II. Fem, D. D.,
Portland. Rev. f. NJ. Cousins, ThOmaston,
is the corresponding secretary of the con.
ference and his report of the work of the
churches is always awaited with interest.
Rev. O. w. Folsom, Bath, is moderator.
Miss Mary E. WOolley. President of Mt.
Holyoke College, will give an address also
Rev. David N. Beach, who has just accept
ed the presidency of Bangor Seminary.
Mr.. Harry W. Hicks of Boston is another
speaker new to Maine audiences. Two
kindred topic for discussion will be, "The
Type of Life and Character Demanded by
the Times )" and sour Ministry to Young
Men" Perhaps the most important dis
cussion will centre about the "Forward
Movement" of which Rev. j. S. Penman of
popoor 10 chairman Tho Mo;po Cbor;t-
able Society holds its annual meeting Sept.
23d. This society provides for INDECENT
and aged ministers and their families.
The Republican journal., 1903-07-09

Dickey's second excursion of the season
to Togus will be run over the Maine Cen
tral Railroad Wednesday, July 18th, leay-
ing on the morning train at I. a. IN. and re-
turning on the night train. The fare will
be S1.50 for the round trip. Tickets can be
procured at the Belfast station on the morn
ing of the trip, or of Mr.. Dickey. The trip
to Togus is via Gardiner and Randolph, re-
turning to Augusta by special car over the
electric road.
TEMPLE HEIG HTS CAMPMEETING. The
program is issued for the twenty-firSt an
nual session of the Temple Heights Spirit
ual Corporation, from Aug. 18th to the 23d
inclusive. The speakers include Mrs. Car
rie E. s. living, Westfield, n. Y; Mrs.
Fffie |. Webster, Boston; Harrison d. Bar
retl Boston; and Thomas Cross, Fall Riv-
er. Reduced rates are given on the Maine
Central Railroad, via Belfast, and on the
steamers Merryconeag and Golden Rod
The full program will be published next
week.
The Republican journal., 1903-07-09
500 Reward $1OO.

The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreadful
disease that science has been able to cure in
all its stages, and that is Catarrh: Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
tive powers, that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials.
Address, F. j, CHENEY & CO., Toledo,
T<Y~Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best. 4w55
The Republican journal., 1903-07-09
launch and named her Flora.

/
Will the finder Of part of q band instru-
ment please leave the same at the store of
Poor & Son? The mouthpiece of an flat
tuber was lost last week.
Word was received here yesterday of the
death at North Chesterville of Mrs Joanna
Brewster OF Belfast. The remains will be
brought here for interment.
Henry Gardner Of Castine began stepping
the masts of the new schooner in Gil
chrest's yard Tuesday. She will be rugged
on the stocks and will be launched about
July oath.
The roll Of honor for the Saturday Gov
school reads as follows: Achsia Basford,
Clarence Basford. Elva Drinkwater, Ethel
Drinkwater, Hazel Drink water, Lenora
Herrick.
Unclaimed letters remaining in the Bel
| fast post office for the week ending july
4th: Ladies-Miss H. L. Fowler, Mrs. Chas
Swan. Gentlemen-Harry Blaisdell. Chas
Westcott.
The Methodist Sunday school will leave
Lewis wharf on its annual excursion on
steamer Castine this, Thursday, morning at
O'Clock. weather permitting. The desti-
nation is Pulpit Harbor
The members of Seaside Chautauona
| Circle will meet Monday afternoon, july
18th, with Mrs. M. W. Rich, 1877 Main street.
| Lesson, Nicholas II. of Russia and review of
chapters Is of "Ten Englishmen", c, &
S. &. Book Author, j. II. Vincent
The Belfast Band will have promenade
concert in Belfast Opera House next Wed.
nesday evening, July 18th. 1t will be for
the benefit of the band, and if successful
these concerts will be given at intervals
during the season, with an occasional open
air concert.
Miss L. Ada Clark of Searsmont has jus
| closed very successful term of nine
| weeks school, in the Beech Hill district,
| Northport. Although this was Miss Clark S
first term she gave entire satisfaction, and
it is the wish of both pupils and parents
that she be returned again this fall.
The steamer Castine will make an exclr-
sion to Bangor, Tomorrow, Friday, under
the management of Orrn j. Dickey, leav-
ing Lewis wharf at a. M, Northport at
7.30 The steamer reaches Bangor about
II a. m., returning at 4 p. m., giving de
lightful sail up the river and about five
hours in Bangor. The fare is 10 cents.
Frank W. Gowen leaves for Boston on
| the night Pullman and will spend the Fourth
of July with his brother in Taunton and the
first of next week he goes to Providence
and New York city on business. returning
to Watervile on the 10th OF 18th inst. One
year ago tomorrow Mr.. Gowen and "Sam''
celebrated the Fourth on shipboard on their
long sea voyage to Europe.-Watervil
! Mail July Sd.
! Hon. William T. Cobb of this city atten-
ded commencement exercises of BoWdoln
, college last week and was elected mem
| Der OF the Board Of Overseers Of the in
stitution 1t is position of honor and dig
nifty, as well as of responsibility, and an
! election to it implies recognition as one OF
the most distinguished among the many able
and gifted graduates of the college. Its a
way they have at old Bowdoin. and on our
greatly esteemed fellow citizen the honor is
J fittinglv bestowed Rocklaud Opinion.
The Republican journal., 1903-07-09

New ADVERTISEMENTS. Fred A. John
son, Masonic Temple, has about 500 yards
Of shallie left, which he is selling at Al cts
a yard 1t is a great bargain at that price.
....See the announcement of Prof. j. P.
Coffey, the natural healer, who will give
free exhibitions in the Belfast Opera House
on the afternoons of July 18th, 18th and
18th. He has opened offices in the McClin-
took block, 81 High street. .Kent's Celery
Wine is standard tonic, and sells at only
so cents bottle. 1t is now on sale at many
places in Waldo county, and at the City
Drug Store in Belfast. james H. HOwes,
successor to George W. Burgett, is selling
the celebrated Marie kid glove for 70 cents
per pair. Locke's window is always at
tractive, and just now there is fine display
of souvenir goods in burnt wood and leath-
er, silver Mai ne spoons, etc. Repair work
a speciality at Locke & Sons jewelry store.
....Mrs. E. c. Moody offers for sale her
residence, 45 Congress street. 1t is a
modern house, in good repair, with large
lot, and shade and fruit trees. Mrs.
Ralph j. Cross and family publish card
of thanks. "A fine Groom house on Court
street to let.. Enquire of F. T. Chase, 25
Main street.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-01-16
Wonderful Find Made in a Village at
the Foot Of Mount Vesuvius.

Wonderful Find Made in a Village at
the Foot Of Mount Vesuvius.
Philadelphia Ledger: For the first time
millionaire art collectors ara to have an
opportunity of buying treasures which
were buried by the same eruption of We
suvius that destroyed Pompeii. In the
little village Of Boscoreale, a. the foot OF
Vesuvius, and between Naples and Pom
peii, a wonderful find on private property
has been made. It consists Of splendid
frescoes and unique art treasures.
The frescoes are said to far exceed in
value anything yet found, and in their
design to show breadth of treatment hith-
erto unknown in the frescoes Of this
period. In one tomb was found a tortoise
shell disk which some supposed to have
been a. mirror, but as tortoise she'll is an
inferior reflector, 1t is more probable that
It is the back Of a mirror of silver plate
on bronze, OF. which ancient mirrors were
SO often made. But the great interest of
this disk Is not what 1t was used for, but
that It Is the first find of tortoise shell
in any form in these excavations, and the
question now arises, where did 1t come
from? for the present day supply comes
from Zanzibar and the West Indies.
They have also made the interesting
discovery that electrum gold alleged with
silver was known In pre-Hellenic times.
A second specimen Of the sphinx or Pan.
dean pipe has been found. This is the
original form Of the modern organ. The
example just fount is large enough to be
blown by bellows or windbag, like bag
pipes, which are still to, be seen in their
original form in the streets of Naples al
christmas time, when peasants from the
surrounding country come into the towr
with them. A small statue OF Perseuf
has also ben found. Up to this time ii
10 itha llnin,7e Sneciiuen of thai s,1hjacf In
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-01-16
The March OF Science.

Oolitie, Ind, Jan. 12.-That Oolitle is
right abreast Of the times in the use
of the most recent discoveries in medi-
cal science Is shown by recent cases III
which those dreaded Kidney Com
plants that u so many deaths have
been completely cured by the new
remedy. Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Many people in this neighborhood tell
of aches relieved and pains departed
because Of the use of Dodd's Kidney
Pills. One of these is w. A. Terry, the
well known grocer. Here is his story:
II suffered for four months with Kid
ney and Bladder Trouble and was so
bad that I was almost confined to my
bed. I could get no relief until I com-
menced using Dodd's Kidney Pills.
II could notice an improvement the
second day | took the pills. I would
recommend Dodd's Kidney Pills to all
sufferers from Kidney Complaints"