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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
THE DEVILS TEA TABLE.
Interesting Freak of Nature In the
Muslsingum Valley of Ohio.


MuslSingum Valley of Ohio.
To those not familiar with the topog-
raphy of the Muskingum valley, Ohio,
says an exchange, there are many nat
ural attractions which catch the eye
and cause the stranger to wonder at
the apparent frivolities of nature In her
bestowal of things curious upon this
particular territory in the Buckeye
State.
One of these freaks of nature is the
Devils Tea Table, which stands like
q challenging sentinel on an eminence
200 feet above and overlooking the riv-
er and is visible, clearly outlined, for
many miles. 1t is but few miles from
McConnellsville, the county seat Of
Morgan county, and just at this time
this old landmark has become an object
of renewed and apprehensive interest
to those who have regarded it with in
difference in years agone. The action
of the elements has left its mark upon
this rock in a way which bespeaks of
its early downfall, and occupants Of
buildings that stand on the hillside be-
low it are not little anxious in antici-
patton of the result.
"The Devils Tea Table" is wedge
shaped rock of queer formation, stand
ing % feet high and 33 by 20 feet across
the top, which is fiat; at the foundation
it is but feet thick and II feet long.
For many years it has been a popular
attraction, and people have Travelled
many miles to see it. Until within a
short time ladders gave access to the
top of the table" but during the last
five years the rapid wasting away at
the base has rendered it unsafe even to
approach near it. The base is of shale
rock, and the top is of sandstone.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11

whats the trouble, my boy?" queried
the minister of young member of his
flock. you look sad"
"And | feel sad" replied the young
man. 81 asked Miss Silverton to be my
wife, and she declined the honor"
That's too bad" said the parson.
But it's in accord with the Scriptures,
which says, 'Ye asked and received not
because ye asked amiss.'"
"Well, what would you advise me to
do?" queried the youth.
"Next time ask a widow" replied the
good man, with a suspicious twinkle in
his eye.-Chicago News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
HINTS FOR FARMERS
Honor the Mule.


Every farmer recognizes the superb
ority of the mule over the horse for
ordinary or extraordinary farm work.
Hardness, exemption from disease,
economy of keep, long life of useful
ness. endurance under stress of heavy
work or exposure, docility freedom
from blemishes, and patience under all
sorts of adversely are some of the
prominent characteristics of the mule.
Mules are always in demand, and it will
be many years before there are enough
mules raised to meet this demand, and
in case of wars here or elsewhere the
demand will increase and the patient
beast will command a higher price.
The average price of mules has always
exceeded that of borses by 80 to so per
cent. Ignorant or malicious paragraph
ers have slandered the mule by their
silly attempts to be witty at his eX
pense. and caricatures of flying debris
driven to windward by the heels of the
mule have afforded amusement to the
ignorant, who would hardly know a
mule from jack rabbit if they should
Ilttl oIit III thC PubiiS loslh. Soiip pttiNt
with these libelous scribblers and dab
sters a we'll bred mule, whose manners
have not been corrupted by association
with men of low degree, is a gentleman
or lady, as the case may be. But hon
estly and truly the mule Is the most
valuable beast of burden known to civ
iized man and the most profitable to
use or to sell and consequently the
most profitable to raise. For honest,
faithful, self sacrificing work the horse
has never equaled the mule. The horse
may have more style and greater
speed, but he stumbles and falls or flies
the track and wrecks the vehicle, but
his patient, sure footed, plodding,
long cared half brother, the mule, is
often at the goal waiting the arrival of
the skittish and tickle steed.-Farm
and Ranch.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
FRANCIS B. LOOMS.

foreign posts under both. Until little
over a year ago he was minister to Ven
ezuela. In 1890 Mr.. Loomis was made
consul at st. Etienne, France, and
while there wrote a number of reports
on economic and commercial conditions
which attracted attention and several
of which were translated and published
by foreign governments. Mr.. Loomis
has had a noteworthy career in the
newspaper world and has held many
important editorial positions.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11

Beginning January 20, 1903, and until
further notice, cars will leave corner
Broad and Wyoming streets, Hazleton
via Lehigh Traction Company, as fol
lows:
For st. Johns. 90, 100, 500, 900 a
m, IL 90 noon, 100, 400, 500 and 6 6OC
p. m.
Returning leave St. Johns for Halle
ton, 30, 7.30, $50, 1l.30 a. IN, IL. 80
$50, 4, 30, 30 and 6. 30 p. m.
Cars run daily, except car leaving
HaZleton at 6 90 q. m. and returning
leave st, Johns at g. 30 a. m, will rnr
on week days only.
A. II. Harger,
General Passenger Agent
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11

Is it Pittsburg or Pittsburgh, any
way? OF twenty-three companies in
deXed in the Official Guide with the
name Of that city forming part of their
legal title five say burg" and eighteen
say "burgh." The aitches, or old styl-
ers, appear to have it, supposing the
Official Guide to be as inerrant as usual.
The city papers differ, the majority as
piring to the aspirate. But, referring
again to the Guide, it appears that Of
sixteen cities named in railway titles
which have the disputed final syllable
those beginning with New, Platts and
Middle call themselves burghs, while
Fitch, Blooms Rose, Flemings, Gettys,
Harris, Ham, Lords, Ogdens, Stras,
Philips, Vicks and Waynes are plain
burgs-thirteen against three. So the
gees appear to have it here. But, ag-
gregating the Pitts and other burgs or
burghs in the thirty-nine railway titles
examined, it is found that the burghs
have a majority of three. Nevertheless
the Railway Age votes for the common
sense burg and demurs to wasting pa
per and ink on the superluous "h.'
Railway Age.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11

weeks and that the song bird will come
to the United States for her spring
tour accompanied by her husband.
NJ. Bois is a recognized authority on
occultism and he has contributed sew
eral books to the literature of the mys-
teal science. Nine. Calve, it is said, is
in harmony with her intended husband
upon the question of occultism, and
their mutual beliefs and pursuits in
this field brought them together In as
soclations which have ripened into
betrothal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
A Fatal Mix.

Cholly-I would have bought box
of candy this evening, Gladys, only
you're training for basketball game,
you know, and
Indignant Maiden-I'm not doing any
thing of the sorti
Cholly turning pale)-Then I've got
my girls mixed Chicago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
RAILROAD TIMETABLES
7 EHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD.
l. November l6 1902.

l. November l6 1902.
ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS.
LEAVE FREELAND.
q l2a IN for weatherly, Mauch Chunk
Allentown, Bethlehem, Easton, Phila-
delphia and New York.
7 80 m for Sandy Run, White Haven,
8 Is m for Hazleton, Weatherly, Mauch
Chunk, Allentown, Bethlehem, Easton,
Philadelphia, New York, Delano and
Pottsyile
Q So m for Hazleton, Delano, Mahanoy
City, Shenandoah and Mt. Carmel.
l l 80 IN for White Haven Wilkes Barre
Scranton and the West.
IA am for Weutherly, Mauch Chunk, AL
delphia, New York, Hazieton, Delano,
Mahunoy City, Shenandoah and Mt.
"A IN for weatherly, Mauch Chunk, AL
lentown, Bethlehem, Easton, Philadel-
phia, New York, Hazleton, Delano
Mahanoy City, Shenandoah. Mt Carine
and Pottsville.
5 33 IN for Sandy Run, White haven,
Wilkes Barre, Scranton ana all points
20 pm for Hazeton.
ARRIVE AT FREELAND.
90 I'M from Pottsville, Delano and Haz-
. leam from New York, Philadelphia Eas-
ton, Bethlehem, Allentown, Mauch
Chunk, weatherly, Hazleton. Mahanoy
City, Shenandoah and Mt; Carmel
) ,5S Ia from Scranton Wilkes-B Barre ana
White Haven.
IL 80 m from Pottsyille, Mt. Carmel, Shen-
andoah, Mahanoy City, Deiano and
HaZleton
l2 35 IN from New York, Philadelphia,
Easton, bethlehem, Allentown, Mauch
Chunk and Weatherly.
/ ID m from Scranton, Wilkes Barre and
White Haven.
5 33 p m from New York, Philadelphia,
Easton, Bethlehem Allentown, Maucn
Chunk, Weatherly, Mt. Carmel, shenan.
doah, Mahanoy City, Delauo and Halle
ton.
7 20 p N from Scranton, wilkes-B Barre ano
White Haven.
For further information inquire of Ticket
Ngents.
tULLIN Il. WILBUR, General Superintendent
26 Cortlandt street, New York City.
DHAS. S. LEE, General Passenger Agent,
~ Cortlandt Street, New York City
G. J. GILDhOY, Division superintendent,
Hazeton, Pa,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11

Hathamite, the invention of a Penn
sylvanian, G. NJ. Hathaway of Wells
boro, is the newest and said to be
also the most powerful explosive
known 1t has also many qualities
that render it remarkable. Lighted
matches may be thrown into it without
producing any effect, according to
description of it given by the Scientific
American. \ handful of the explosive
may be laid on an anvil and pounded
into impalpable powder with sledge.
Similarly, shells may be exploded near
a quantity of hathamite without in
ducing disastrous results and, finally,
rifle balls fired into small masses of it
are likewise without influence. This
latter is in way the most severe test
to which an explosive may be subject
ed, and consequently no little surprise
was created when at the recent initial
demonstration of the properties of
hathamite the inventor filled a tin box
with the explosive and fired rifle balls
through it at a speed of 1850 feet
second.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
PEOPLE OF THE DAY
Mr.. Loomis In New Place.

Francis B. Loomis, who will succeed
DIR. David Jayne Hill as first assistant
secretary of state, is a tried diplomat
and an experienced newspaper man.
He is at present United States minister
to Portugal. He was a friend Of Presi-
dents Harrison and Mckinley and held
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
Milk as a Factor In Beef Production

MIX Bs a Factor In Beef production.
The milk producers of today do not
depend on beef cattle for milk produc-
tion, says Professor c. f. Curtiss of
Iowa. The general impression Is that
beef production and milk production
are artagonistic and that man who
wishes to produce milk must, like the
traveller at the branching of the road,
take different direction and entirely
lose sight of the other. Milk giving is
one of the characteristics of the beef
breed which l believe to be inherent
and essential for the best results in
producing beef cattle not for the pro-
duction of milk for the sake of milk,
but for the production of beef to the
highest utility and profit. This is con-
trary to prevailing opinion on this sub
ject, which is that the man who wishes
to produce beef had better do it with
animals that have no tendency to milk.
| believe that milk production is essen
tial to the highest degree of excellence
in the beef animal. to the reproductive
powers of the animal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11

The engagement of Nine. Emma
Calve, the prima donna, to NJ. Bois, the
well known Partisan journalist, is an
nounced. 1t is understood that the
marriage will take place within a few
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11

The first ice cream ever sold as a reg
ular article of commerce was shipped
by Boston merchant named Tudor in
1905. He sent load to Martinique.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11

"Meanw exclaimed the museum
freak. "Why, he's so mean that he
broke his engagement to the two head
ed girl because he was afraid Of her
millinery bills. Post.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
Undoubtedly,

Miss Giddy-I suppose you medical
students have some gay times.
Young Medicus-Yes, we do cut up
quite good deal.-Chicago News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

Entered at the Postofiice at Freeland, Pa
as Second-Class Matter.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
T EHIGH TRACTION COMPANY.

First car leaves Haz'cton for Froelurd at
ID III, then ON the even and half hour
thereafter. First car sundays III Il co m.
First Cur leaves Freuand for tiuZlcton at
! 4D II IN, then on the Is nd 10 minutes after
the hour thereafter. First car sundays at 40
d., IN.
Last car leaves Ha2leton for Frpeland ut
II GO y III. Last car Su urdaN at IL 30 y M.
Last car leaves Freeluud Tor HaZlrton ut
II 10 p m. Last car saturday at ii 40 IN
Cars leaving HazlrtOn NJ 90 III connect
W tn ID. :. n 5. Railroad trains at Ha2eton
junction for ilarwood, ranb, rry, Tombicken
and Derringer daily except sunday, ana 30
Il IN and OU m sunday.
Cars leave HuZletun for Humboldt road,
mel la and Sheppt0n at 30 and 10 30 u IN and
~ M DAILY, aud % and $50 y III sundays.
Cars leave Hazleton for Beaver Meadow
roud. stockton, HuZle Brook, Ecklcy, Joddo
and Drifton at ~ p III daily and . ~ u IN and
80 p III sunday
A. MARKLE, General Manager.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-02-11
( 'ENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW

( >ENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW
~ JERSEY. November l6. 1902
Stations in New York: Foot of Liberty
Street, North River, and South Ferry,
TRAINS LEAVE UPPER LEHIGH.
For New York. at s l5 II IN.
For Phiadephia, IA s Ii m.
For White Haven. at s 10 IN and 6 "a y m.
For Wilkes Barre, Pittston and scranton AT
n an
For Mauch Chunk, Catasauqua and Allen
town, at X IL m.
Through tickets to all points ut lowest rates
may he had on application in advance to the
ticket agent ut the station.
{. NJ BURT, Gen. Pass. Agent.
w. G. Beslcr, General Manager.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19
PERSONALS

The department OF agriculture has
sent Professor Bolay to st. Petersburg
to study the Russian methods of fax
culture.
Professor William TIL. Brewer, presi-
dent OF the Arctic Club Of America,
thinks PeaTy Will locate the north pole
next time.
Mrs. Fanny j. CIary, who ran for
the Massachusetts legislature on the
prohibition ticket last year and was de.
feated, Is running again.
The late Marie Geistinger lived for
the last ten years OF her life in i
luxuriously furnished villa near Klag.
enfurt, where she received few visitors
A meeting Of Italian playwrights
was held recently at Milan for the pur
pose OF considering ways and means
OF stopping the flooding Of Italian
theaters with French plays.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19

From Ne Asckison, Kan. Daily Globe.
This Is the season when the woman
who knows the best remedies for Group
is In demand ia every ueighborhood.
One Of the most terrible things La the
world II TO be awakened in the middle
Of the night by q whoop from one Of
the children. The Group remedies
are almost as sure to be lost, In case
Of Group, as revolver Is sure TO be
lost Ia case of burglars. There used
to be an old-fashioned remedy for Group,
know as hive syrup and tolu, but some
modern mothers say that Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is better, and
does not cost 50 much. It causes the
patient TO throw up the phlegm'
quicker, and gives relief in . shorter
time. Give this remedy as soon as
the croupy cough appears and II will
prevent the attack. II never fails and
IL pleasant and safe to take. For sale
BY McDuffie g. Son.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19

81 was taken severely sick with kid
neg trouble. tried at sorts of medi.
eInes, none Or which relieved me. One
|aay saw in ia. Of your Electrio Bit.
,era and determined to try that. After
taking few doses felt relieved, and
soon thereafter was entirely cured,
and have not seen . sick day since
Neighbors 81 mine have been cured 81
Rheumatisln. Neuralgia, Liver and
kidney troubles and General Debility
rhis ii what b 4. Bass, Of Fremont
N g. writes: Only 500, at McDufiie 8
Son, Druggist
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19
DENMARK. RI =

4 correspondent Of The Poiitiken
(copenhagen) states that Denmark's
largest island possession Bornholm-
ii fast becoming Cermanized Nearly
p5 out of every 100 tourists that visit
the island are Germans says the
writer. zone can almost marvel at
flle sudden change. Danish farmer
boys and girls viii address you Gut
en- tag or Gluten Abend. and they
viii invariably address You in German
unless one addresses them first To- the
Danish tongue Some letters even are
addressed sBornnolm, Schweden. still
more astounded was | the other day
when saw d Danish vessel leaving
our port floating the German flag
Denmark's country population, nm
Hike that of northern Sweden and Nor
way. Is unusually prosperous. Nature
has provided them with the richest
SOIL in Europe. and that, combined
with the most perfect agricultural and
dairy systems on the eastern continent.
places Denmark ID the front rank 50
TAR hi wealth Is concerned. This year
the farmers of Denmark viii receive a
most bountiful crop, and if one can
Judge from statistics, their butter and
err exports will this year be compar.
atively the largest Ok any country In
the world. Ed butter produce this lit
tie country leads them ALL
IA Finsen institute will be started
iii Haasten at cost or 10000 crowns.
a similar institute has also been start
ed iii New York and Chicago. DIR. Fin
sen, inventor or the famous sFlnsen
lamp, through which SO many cases
of consumption have been successful.
IN treated, lives In Copenhagen,
where he IL receiving patients from all
parts Of the globe.
The Catholics Of Denmark increased
very considerably la number during
the time of Leo XIII. Prior to his
time they had no bishop Of their own,
Now they have their own bishop and
from Il handful OF men and women
their number has been swelIed to TO-
600 There are Of present Ave Catholic
churches IN Copenhagen.
The JuhIsminde brewery has, &C
cording to the Holding Foikebiad, beer
sold 70 MI Westergaard. from Arden
for 10000 crowns. This Is one OF the
largest Inland hrewerles Id the coun
try
rank Director HiIiner Tersling died
1T his home very suddenly July 20
The deceased was one OF the leading
hnanciers OF Copenhagen and leaves !
considerable fortune.
The United Steamship company has
sold three OF Its vessels Garonne
Lore, and Seine to new French syn
dictate for 100000 francs.
hi. Thygesen. formerly OF Grenaa
has purchased the Central hotel In Es
hjerQ for 10000 crowns.
MARION &. NORELIUS.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19

Carelessness 10 responsible for many
q railway wreck and the same causes
are making human wrecks OF sufferers
from Throat and Lung troubles. But
since the advent OF DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs,
and Colds, even the worst cases can be
cured, and hopeless resignation Is no
longer necessary. Mrs. Lois Cragg Of
Dorchester, Mass. Is one Of many
whose life was saved BY DR.. Kings
New Discovery. This great remedy il
guaranteed for al Throat and Lung
diseases BY McDufie 3 Son, Druggists
Price SOC, and 81 90. Trial bottles free.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19

the squeak ng of bed or the crying Of child
drove into hysteria, whose backs were so weak
they could hardly stand, who had Headaches
and Dizzy Spells continually, were entirely
cured In a short time by my method.
III your family doctor does not understand
your case come to me; am recognized speci-
allst In these ailments and will not only under
stand your case but show YOU how to be cured
free. II you live out OF the city write me- Send
for my free book on w0mens diseases. Dr. J
NEW ron HATHAWAY, " Commercial Block
Sioux city, Iowa.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19
Radisson on the Chippewa.

A new town In Sawyer County, Wis.,
on the Omaha Road. Located on both
the Chippewa and Couderay Rivers Ia
center Of most fertile and promising
hardwood district. Good muscalloDge,
bass and pike fishing in both rivers.
Exceptional opportunities for land
seekers. II looking for i new location
don'tfail 10 see this new country. For
map and full particulars write 10 Post
master, Radisson, Sawyer CO.. Wis,
Or 10 4. WI Teasdale Gene raj Passen-
ger Agent g. 81, RI. M. n q. ny. st.
Paul, Sept. 30.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19

Telephone mistakes may have their
serious sides, said Wall street man.
a broker who wanted to communicate
with another named Jones looked IN
the directory and then called up 9
number. Presently came through the
receiver d soft feminine Hello" and
be asked, who is that?"
.sThis is Mrs. Jones. :
.sHave you any idea where your
husband is7'
He couldn't understand why she
srang orr so sharply until he looked
III the book again and discovered be
had called up the residence ola widow.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19
JUST WHAT YOU NEED.

chamberlaim's Stomach amd Liver
TNDfefs
When you feel dull after eating
When you have no appetite.
When you have bad taste In your
mouth.
When your liver ID torpid.
When your bowels are constipated
When you have headache.
When you feel bilious.
They will improve your appetite,
cleanse and invigorate your stomach,
and regulate your liver and bowels.
Price rs cents per box. For sale by
McDuffie & Son.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19

/ cure Menstrual, Dwarf.
an. Uterine and Rectal
Troubles not with the
like by an entirely new
method developed by me
after two generations of
practice as a family doc
tor and specialist in wo
mems diseases. Ladies
who could not hear a pin
drop without jumping
nr.% ~ fhoiw eixix, ~ vyl.s.xs,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19
maa only Failing.

Marie George is OF rather retiring
disposition. isn't he?
Clarabelle Yes. very He tried to-
borrow $500 OF papa SO we could elope
and take wedding trip. Minneapolis
Sun.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19
Cheap Rates west

Via the Great Northern Line daily,
from September 10Th, to November
3Oth, 1908.
Kalispell, Butte, Mont. S22. 80
Spokane, Waeh. rs 40
Wenatchee, Wash. 25.4O
Seattle, Portland, etc. 27.oO
Similar rates to all other points.
Stop0vers allowed at intermediate sta
tions. For full particulars call on any
Agent of the Great Northern Line, or
address,
FRED ROGERS, G. P. a.,
ll-30 Sioux City, Ia.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19
We GemtyH Rwuime.

Mrs. Tartiy You are constantly re-
ninding me that I am your inferior.
Tartlyl don't see why ron need To
be reminded Cincinnati Commercial
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19
ridiculous.

"Charlie is so impractical"
whats he done now r.
"Why. the poor fellow was down in
the kitchen trying to press his trousers
with waffle iron. - Baltimore News.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19
WfIIie was Good.

ssWhy liz it Willie Is always 10 quiet
when riding In the street cars?"
why. his papa told him those big
straps could be detached - Philadel
phia Record.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19
The elders Destination.

The Elders Destination.
Parson Goodleigh-- MY friend, should
hate to see you in perdition.
Bill Applejack Then why don't you
reform. elder, before you git thar?--
Judge.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1903-11-19

WOMEN.

Pale, Nervous, Hysterical, sickly women can
find quick and lasting cure from their affiic