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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20

been a supervisor of music in the
East Cleveland public schools, and
the groom secretary of the Young
Mems Christian association. Mem
bers of the latter organization were
the direct cause of the deviation from
the usual custom of driving away
from the house in a ribbon-bedecked
carriage, followed by an embryo rice
pudding and shower of antique
footwear.
For weeks the boys from the al
phabetical society had planned the
things they would do to that car
riage. At the proper moment the
crowd of jollers surrounded the hack
and waited for the newly-wedded
pair. At that very instant Peck was
lifting his blushing bride to the seat
of the milk wagon stationed in the
alley, and before the wou!d-be hui
morists had outgrown their impa-
tience the couple were on board an
east-bound train.
After singing three verses of ooh,
Fudge" the alleged FRIEND of the
newly-organized Peck family ex-
claimed pickles" and tanked up ON
vanilla soda to drown their regrets.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
TREAT FOR A CORPSE.
Hoboken On. j. Cigar Maker Carrie.
Out Weird Compact at Flu
neral of Woman

Mrs. Sophie Van der Hoven had
worked for years as a stripper in a
cigar factory of Mayor Laundering, of
Hoboken, N. j. AS member of the
Cigarmakers union she left 500 in the
custody of Louis Cohen to use it in en-
PERTAINING the members Of the union
at her funeral.
The funeral was held the other after
noon in a hall in the rear of saloon in
Hoboken. After every one had taken
look at the corpse the folding doors
which separate the hall from the sa-
loon were thrown open and two men
appeared with key of beer for the
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
LADY OF THE LAR1AT.
Feats of Skill in, Capturing Racing
BroncalOs Have Made MIR.
Chamb erIain Famous,

There is a woman in Arizona who
can rope wild horse with lariat
as well as any man on the ranches.
She is the only expert lariat- thu over
in the United States, and is the wife,
OF Arizona's gentleman cowboy, Grant
w. Chamberlain.
Mrs. Chamberlain can handle rope
with dexterity that has, made. her
famous throughout the cattle regions
of the west. She is a wonderful horse
woman and skillful general in a
roundup.
Born in Michigan, Mrs Chamberlain
has spent the last eight years in the
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
ANGER RESTORED SPEECH.
A Remarkable Recovery from Pnraiy-
sis Reported from Little
Town in Montana.


A mans remarkable recovery of his
voice is the all-absorbing topic at
Basin, a small mining town half
way between Helena and Butte.
John Matt, for many years an en-
ploye of the Great Northern rail
road, was stricken with paralysis
more than is months ago. When he
was able to walk again he found to
his sorrow that he could not utter a
word, although he could hear dis
tlnctly. About two weeks ago he was
taken i'll and confined to his bed.
For several days he lowered between
life and death.
One afternoon several friends
called, and while they were present
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
CHARMING DOG STORY.
Food Carried to n Wounded. Houndds
the Woods by Two Devoted
Canine Companions,

The intelligence of dogs was never
better displayed than in a case which
came to light this week at Greenville,
n. II.
A little more than six weeks ago
Louis Cameron lost valuable hound.
When last seen the animal was in COM
pany with Charles Rodier's dog Sport
and little fox terrier, and all three
We're making for the woods on run.
MI. Cameron tried to find some traces
of his hound, but finally decided that
ne had been shot or poisoned and gave
up hopes of recovering him.
Immediately after the disappearance
of the hound Sport began to leave his
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20

bank, lost $500 belonging to her moth.
er, Mrs. Mary Burgess.
Mrs. Burgess, who has room at the
Mildred hotel, Sixty-tirst street and
Cottage Grove avenue, gave the money
to her daughter to deposit in the Cen
trail Trust company bank. Mrs. Strong
placed the bills in her stocking and
went first to her sisters at FOB East
sixty-third street, and from there
downtown by the alley g." When she
got to the bank the money was gone
and hole in the open work stocking
told how it had departed.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
Enterprfslpg Preacher Man.

A clergyman in Melbourne advertises
himself as always in readiness to tie
the nuptial knot, at Hollis matrimonial
chambers, 44S Queen street. His tariff
of rates is reasonable. Here are two
of the items: Marriage fee los. Cd;
or marriage, with guaranteed gold
wedding ring and necessary witnesses
provided, 81 Is. Most costly wedding
sings in stock if required"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
ESCAPED IN MILK WAGON.
Cleveland Couple Evaded Unwelcome
Attention by Beginning Honey
moon Humbly.

A honeymoon in which milk wag>
on was the first conveyance utilized
by the happy pair on their wedding
tour was an unique feature of recent
social happenings in Cleveland, o.
Joseph FL. Peck and Mabel II. Burgess
were married on Wednesday evening
at the home of the bride.
The participants are both well
known in Cleveland, the bride having
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20

mourners. When the key was emptied
John Jensen proceeded to address the
mourners:
you must know that 1 myself was
very near dying some few weeks ago.
We had drink of kummel together,
and l was feeling so blue that l re-
marked that it would probably be the
last | should ever take. She secuted
the idea and said that I'd be drinking
kummel when she would be dead.
"Her good humor so cheered me that
l willingly consented to enter com
pact she proposed. The compact was
simply this: The one who lived longest
would offer to give the others corpse
glass of our favorite drink. Friends,
I'm going to do that now
Jensen approached the corpse with a
glass of lummel in his hand.
"Auntie," he said, standing over the
coffin. tits my treat; have drink. No
answer, auntie? Well, III drink it my
self"
He tossed the drink off, and the
service proceeded unconventional fash
ion, prayers for the dead being offered
by the officers of the union
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
Tree Planted by Garrick.

A mulberry tree was planted in
Northampton, England, 100 years ago
by David Garrick. A cane made from
this tree has just been presented to
Sir Henry Irving.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
Peculiar Indian tradition.

In some districts of India the eastern
parts of cemeteries are considered the
most desirable. The choice is based on
the belief that the dead in the eastern
sections will be first to bounce from
their graves brush the dust from their
bones, and proclaim their readiness to
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
OPEN-woRK HOSIERY.
Her Mother Had Through Hole
in Her Stocking.

If you carry money in your stocking,
be sure that it is not of the open work
kind, otherwise you may have cause
to regret the loss of the money and
damage to the stockings. Such has
been the experience Of Mrs. James M.
Strong, 416o Ellis avenue, Chicago, who
Thursday afternoon, on the way to the
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
Fat Policemen Not Wanted.

A fat policeman is rarely seen in Lon
don. When one becomes so stout as to
make it a labor to run he is expected to
train down to graceful shape. No
candidate is accepted on the force after
he is W. and he must resign after 20
years service.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
Average Mans na1k.

The normal man, who strikes an
average between Indifferent silence and
meaningless verbosity, will talk prob
ably one hour, all told, each day, which
would allow him 2,4OO words.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20
Wood Pulp Yarn.

Yarn from wod pulp is now an ar
ticle of commerce in Germany.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20

ginning to realize that this was no or
binary game, prepared schedule of
turns and divided the day up into
"watches"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-05-20

with the wedding, although the bride
was Immediately taken away from
her husband
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
MT. PLEASANT NEWS NOTES.
Young Han Meets With a Serious
Accident

Mt Pleasant. July .4.-Guv Olsen. y
Young man OF this city. Sustained "a Sc
we're accident Wednesday BY horse
which he was riding falling with him
and breaking his leg in two Places
Inc young man was riding al Il fairly
rapid pace down Main street and turned
at the intersection of Second West to go
north. Il had been raining before aud
the ground was muddy and slippery,
The horse slipped and fell heavily catch
IL badly eS abnve stated. THE boy was
unable TO arise. but his cries attracted
attention and help was given him.
The city council at - special session
awarded the contracts FOR the preliminary
work on the waterworks system. The
work Of eNcavatinC fO- the settling tank
and tlUme was awarded 20 Ellis IA Bran
don. The contract for CnnStruC ting .he
settling plant was awarded to Niels Mae
son ard George Rylard. The Inter
mountain Pipe company Of Salt Lake
CITY was given a contract TO furnish the
necessary wooden pine to Ise used i'm the
construction Of the mains and lateralS.
II viii be wire-wOuId wooden stavC
nipe Al tho work viii BE- gotten under
way without any delay. rs the council
desires TO have the system completed hc-
fore IT'S term Of office expires this fall.
Amicl Hafen Of this civ wac accident
nllv injured i'm a minc ut Park CRY one
day early i'm the week he was pushing
a dump car at the time and was over
taken by another car coming iChind him.
lIC was rsu-ht between the Two cars ard
his arm broken i'm two places. He is In
n salt Lake hospital.
The company which is to bore for oil
on the gro -nu of the Mt. Pleasant Oil
enc Gas Copp1n- has been notified that
its boring plant has been shipped from
time next week. after which work will
begin Immediately.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
RESORTS ARE CROWDED
Pleasant Weather on Holiday
Sends ThrOngs Out to Sesy
Recreation.

Ihe resorts were all well patronized
yesterday The warm, clear day sent
lne people out in their gaia dress to
celebrate the holiday Pioneer. Day.
At Saltair between 1000 and 5000 per-
sons We're entertained by the various
anusements available there. The RATS
worked well and a large number of per-
sCns tnjoyed the bathing.
Perhar-@ 1900 persons visited Lagoon.
they enjoyed the cool walks and the
seats in the shade. rode on the minia-
Jure railway, watched the animals.
nshed and took advantage Of the other
facilities for enjoyment there.
The management of Calder's esti-
mates the crowd at 5000. The fire
works in the evening were an at
tractive feature.
The bicycle races drew, good crowds
to the Salt Palace. Liberty park was
thronged by people who sought pleas
Ure under the shade. Large numbers
visited the races at Agricultural park
and the ball game, while still more
went away from the city into the can
yOnS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
SUPREME COURT SCORES
JUDGE HARVEY OF BUTTE

, Helena, Mont, July 24-Judge =
= Harney's decision in favor of =
= Heinze in the Minnie Heaiy case =
= was reversed BY the supreme court =
y on the ground of mo judgment of 4
> court of justice. so tainted with =
= corruption as the record leaves I
= this should stand, and its eancella- =
y ton in this instance viii be the !
evidence of the determination of =
= this court to pursue TO the utmost
y its constitutional and lawful au-
= thority. TO the end that public con =
= fdence in our judicial system may 4
= not be lessened, and THAI the fOun- (
= tain of justice may be kept pure 4
= y y y y = y = = 2 = > = = > I
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
lMPERSONATE The JAPS.
Troops at Fort Douglas in Practice
Skirmish.

A practice slIirmish was held on the
military reservation yesterday after
noon in which four companies from the
Twelfth infantry took part. The sol
diers impersonated the Russian and
japanese troops and an attempt was
made to capture Port Arthur. The
water house on the reservation was
supposed to be the fortress and wa:
garrisoned by one company OF the in
fantry. impersonating Russians. The
other three companies, supposed to be
Jaus. deployed out around the fort and
for "A while there were things doing.
The Russians finally got enough of the
strenuous life and departed for the
tall and uncut" leaving the Japs IN
possession of the blockhOuse. Major
Wood commanded the victorious troops
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
The Boss Worm Medicine.

II. p. Kumpe, druggist. Leighton,
Ala. writes: lone of my customers had
a child which was sick and threw up
all food. could retain nothing on its
stomach He bought one bottle of
Whites Cream Vermifuge, and II
brought up 119 worms from the child.
It's the boss worm medicine in the
world" Whites Cream Vermifuge is
also the childrens tonic. It improves
their digestion and assimilation of food.
strengthens their nervous system and
restores them to the health, vigor and
elasticity OF spirits natural to child
hood 25c at the 4. c. II, 1. drug de-
partmentt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
DIED.


WELLFR-In this city. July "a Mrs. So
phia Weller, mother of Mrs. d. T.
Nickum and grandmother of Mrs. a.
r. DearGOrff. a native OF canada, aged
Il years. months and 4 days
Notice Of funeral later
WIEST-ln this city, July p. 1903 Melba
daughter of Louis a. and Nettie West
aged months.
Notice Of funeral later.
MURDOCK-In this city, July %, 1908
Levi Murdoch, a native of Indiana, aged
10 years. months and II days.
Funeral this Saturday morning at u
o'clock. Interment in City cemetery
WINNIE this city, July %. 1908. Minor
Winn, in his fifty-second year.
Funeral will be held at 1880 this morn
ing from the funeral parlOrs of 5. d.
Evans. 2lS South State street Interment
at Mt: Olivet.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
BATTLES HIS FEET.
sugel Springer Is Arrested For Do
ing This Deed.

Sugel Springer, a German, was ar
rested yesterday afternoon on the
charge Of befouling the water of Par
ley's creek. Springer was found bath
Ing his feet i'm the crystal waters that
are used in this city for drinking pur-
poses. The man claims that as he was
coming down The canyon he injured his
foot and was merely bathing the in
jured member and declares that he was
not befOuling the stream.
The deputy who made the arrest tells
a different story and says that Spring
er was in the creek with both feet. The
trouble will be settled this morning by
Judge Diehl.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
The Perfect live medicine.

Mrs. NJ a. Jolley. Noble, o. T.,
writes: Il have used Herbine for a
mum Der of years and can cheerfully rec
ommend it as the most perfect liver
medicine and the greatest blood puri-
fer 1t is a medicine of positive merit
and fully accOmplishes all that is
claimed for it," Malaria cannot find a
Judgment in the system while the liver
is in perfect order, for one of its func-
tons is to prevent the absorption Of
fever producing pOisons. Herbine is a
most efficient liver regulator SOC at
the Z. c. NJ. l. drug department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25

The deceased was born Sept 10 1870 in
Eimira. n Y. and became a member of
the Mormon church i'm an early day.
April 10, 1880, she was married TO David
II. Bunnell VINO died July 3. 1860.
Mrs. Bunncll has seven children living.
seventy-three grandchildren, 1876 great
grand children and four great-gTeat-
grandchildren.
She was "a woman Of great determina-
ton and strength Of character, and re-
tained her mental faculties unimpaired
up to the time Of her death.
The funeral viii be held Sunday at >
clock from the tabernacle.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
HAY BURNS BRIGHTLY.
Attracts Attention to Pennington
damage Is Slight.

About zOU tons of hay belonging 20
Edwin Clark Of Pennington caught fire
last night and for a short time threat
ened several surrounding buildings.
There is no paid fire department in
Pennington and the only means Of
fighting the flames was with buckets.
BY the efforts of the fire fighters the
bUildis gs were saved, but the hay was
totally destroyed The fire occurred
about IL o'clock last night and the
blaze lighted up the surrounding coun-
try for many miles.
The flames could be plainly seen from
this city and many persons thought
the fire to be in north Salt Lake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
REUNION AND BANQUET.
Sons and Daughters of Utah Pioneers
Convene at Provo.

Provo, July 2l.-'rhc sixth annual r.
union OF the Sons and Daughters Of
Pioneers was held today in this city. \
large audience attended the services in
the Tabernacle. presided over by senator
SmOOt. president of the association.
After the services AZ the Tabernacle a
fine banquet was served at the Mozart
pavilion. Senator Smoot acted as toast
master.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
APPEARING OLD
Acts As a Bar to Profitable Employ
ment.

You cannot afford 10 grow old.
In these days OF strenuous competition
Il is necessary TO maintain, as long as
possible. ones youthful appearance.
II Is impossible 10 do this without re-
training luxurious growth Of hair.
The presence OF DandruQ indicates the
presence Of a burrOwing germ which
lives and thrives on the roots of the
balf uhli III causes total palcHess-
Newbro's Hcrpicide is the only known
destroyer OF this pest and IL is as ef-
feCtive as IL is delightful to use.
Herpicide makes an elegant hair dress
ing as well as Dandruff cure
accept no substitute-therc is none.
Sold by leading druggists. Send Zoe IN
stamps for sample 10 The Herpiclde Co,
Detroit. Mich.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
Murray.

The funeral services Of Edward j. MU-
ray will be held Sunday at > O'Clock y. IT
from his LIE residence. 1919 West Second
South street. TUtermCnt at Mt. Olivet
cemetery. Friends invited.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
PERSONAL.

Gavin G. Andrew has returned from ar
extended trip through California and Ore
gGn.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
FUNERAL OF J. E. YOUNG.
Services over Dead Soldier to Be
Held Tomorrow.

~-N 100000
Funeral services over the body Of Jo-
seph +. Young, son Of John W. and
Clara J. Young, viii be held at p. m.
tomorrow afternoon at the residence
Of s. H Clawson. Goa Second street.
Friends of the family are invited.
Mr. Young was a member of Com
Pany Il, Seventeenth United States in
fantry. He died in the Philippines Of
dysentery Dec 10, 1901
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
omce 142 Main Street CUpstairs).
Representing the Following well Know

Representing the Following Wei known
COMPANIES;
Commercial Union Assurance
Co. OF London ................ SIS. 900. 900 %
London Assurance Corporation 2O.OO0OoO %
Phoenix Assurance Co Of Lon
don 80. -. 80. -. -. 100000 90
Manchester Insurance Co OF
England 800. ...... ...... -. 10000, 900 %
American. Philadelphia ....... 100000 %
New York Underwriters s. ....... J.. 25e 900 %
Standard Accident ms. Co... 100000 V
Losses paid through this Agency
exceed 100000.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
STATE NEWS
pEATH OF 11Rg. BUNNELL.

One of Proves Pioneers Passes Away
After Illness Of Several Months.
Provo. July 24-Mrs. Sally II. Bunnell
died at her home in this city yesterday
aft ernOon after an Illness Of several
months duration from general debility
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25

Bathing and dancing at saltair.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-25
SAN FRANCISCO
AND RETURN, $3.50
Los Angeles and Return, $3.50.
August 9th to 18th Inclusive.

Via Oregon Short Line. Final limit
Oct. Is. See Short Line agents.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-08-30

The Fall OaN Papers
nothing but choicest positively LOWEST PRICES
while
for
ON exceptionally
libraries figured in
a
LOWEST PRICES
THIRD FLOOR.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-08-30
4afomobae Bags
and Wrist Baos.

The new auto bag is here in all
feathers, including the popular
Satan, in red, blue, green and black,
all fitted with purse and card case
to match.
Note these Monday prices:
gross Auto Bags of Walrus.
Seal and Satan feathers in red,
blue, green, brown, gray, tan and
black, fitted-with card case and
purse to match. Cannot be found
anywhere at less than $1.25. ar
special SOC
gross Auto Bags, same style as
above, but larger, with either chain
or leather handle, worth or sn
up to $1.50. Special. 49,. OS.V
soc and 75c Wrist Bags, all
colors, silk lined, with leather
lined inside frame and 1S-inch
chain. Special while they An-
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-05-14
Optical Illusion.

When the eye is steadily occupied in
viewing any particular object or when
It takes a fixed direction while the
mind is occupied with any engrosslng
topic of speculation or of grief. 1t sud
denly loses sight of. or becomes blind
to, objects seen directly. This takes
place whether we use one or both eyes.
and the object which disappears will
reappear without any change in the
position of the eye while other objects
will vanish and appear in Succession
without any apparent cause. If a
sportsman, for example. is watching
with intense interest the motions of
one of his dogs his companion will van
ish, and the light of the heath or of the
sky will close in upon the spot which
he occupied.
In order to witness this Illusion put
a little bit of white paper on a green
cloth, and within three or four inches
If 1t place a narrow strip of white
paper. At the distance of twelve or
eighteen inches fix one eye steadily
upon the little bl. OF white paper,
and in a short time n part or
even the whole of the strip of paper
will vanish as If it had been removed
from the green cloth. 1t will again ap-
pear and again vanish. the effect de-
Mnding greatly on the steadiness with
which the eye is kept fixed. This illu-
sion takes place when both eyes are
open, though 1t is easier to observe it
when one of them is closed. The same
thing happens when the object is
luminous. When a candle is thus seen
by indirect vision 1t never wholly dis
appears. but 1t spreads itself out into
a cloudy mass, the center OF which is
blue. encircled with a bright ring of
yellow light.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-05-14
More Conundrums.

Why is a garden a sociable place?
Because the plants have numberless
(s)talks.
What tree is one OF the hardest to
climb? The slippery elm.
Plant a stove mandatory and what
will come up? o. ranges (oranges).
Why is a knock at the door like an
overcoat? 1t is an outside wrap (rap).
Who may be said to have had the
largest family in America? George
Washington, for he was the father of
his country.
II a monkey wished to announce
that he was sick, how could he do It.,
and at the same time mention the
medicine he wanted? Ape i'll" Ia
pilD.
Plant calendar and what will come
up? Dates.
Why is a perfumer like one who
coins pennies? He makes scents
(cents).
Why are crockeryware dealers un-
like all other shopkeepers? Because
II won't do for them to crack up thei.
goods.
Why was Independence day. 1902.
like the letter Y? Because 1t was the
last Fourth Of July.
Plant gum and what will come up7
What you chew, sir (choose. sir).
How far is it from February to
June? A single spring.
Why Ia a sheet of paper like lazy
dog? A sheet of paper is an ink-lined
plane inclined plain). and an inclined
plain is slope up tslow pup. and a
slow pup is a lazy dog.