Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-05-13
CorYR1aHr. 1905.

H audience going
him over the fence and lead him from the the
in sections.
And while the Irish preparing put end the crude
aricatues of their race other nhab
sts Of the stage ought be given the Let
glance hastily the stage OF to-day and cannot find
other characters who the with
club in the interests of 6nehaired culture refinement
Take the stage farmer for instance who tight boots and
rakes from side the
fine art AS general rule the stage farmer mpersonaed by
cow young whose knowledge Of the consists largely
of imagination and who doesn't know whether field both
cred with bots whether beadess ought
be treated with spring-tooh a stage
farmer buys lightning rods in Act Of total stranger city
clothes and polish in his musace and then
the attention of the audience by the
which he sincerely regrets The goes up
repairing the sefbinder monkey and up-
bradng himself in bitter tones That scounde Fourth
July shirt bosom has ruined he tossing the monkey
wrench stage hand standing the wings says
wpng axle grease his whskers of emotion and
making signal for the orchestra to play something sad
gy Fer forty he with voice, forty
have stuck the old farm and tended string
and powed with rebcos horse and did with
unreliable lantern and cmped da
lect and old days when have grandchildren
aammatoy rheumatism to be kicked off the old homestead
by dude that 75cen supenders and perfumey
will go mighty hard fer and mothe continues taking out
large red country handkerchief that dialect and
placing several sobs in EYES, mothe cry apron ont
I'll have request her quit reckon probably weer
little coat-sleeve myself if find have time. O. what
fool let Teller in fancy socks along pour
lot of hemtched first the other
got ghnin mortgage on every
thing posses! And ten with 35o-candle power
calcium light staring him the face he off stage
what Of the farmer in life? doth he do when
the pale young with the embroidered and the
sparse settled musache along and get to wear
lightning rods his house Does he yell for fountain
justice of the and blank does he
openaed dog by the "Shep?' Does farmer
say right down without Fermentation sign away the ole
farm young with shallow mind and tight coat or doe
he take the heightened lightning rod by of the
and kick him the front fence into township?
There much difference between farmer and the
stage farmer there between the real hman the stage
Ishman the real old maid and the stage old with cork
curs and yearning disposition real German ane
the stage German with dialect that isn't straight
In fact the offers many deuson Take stage bur-
gar who rob pasteboard safe every night. tumbe If
through window and begins by Draining old whom h
finds asleep the Then he stumbes coalscttle
hole in the safe with carpenters auger inserts
recracker There explosion that heard
eight countless the members of the family rush scene ane
burglar caught trying find his The stage bur
gar disgrace to the profession, and believe the time
when every burglar in the audience will on
and drive him from the stage.
Irish have great They are going t.
the stage by eevating time of thu
boot.
Paddy dear, and did hear the all the race
They're shooting smen who whiskes the stage
cubbn lads with shamrock boards when the thev
agn that's green me
Irish and black and blue, and wher
the cyclone when fondled with your Il only al
Irish joke, million bricks They're hangn TO-
any joke that green O. Paddy and did vol
up for green COATES. The little cder hei
cribs longer dast be wean their little faces whsker
long and green. with Napier Tandy and took him
and sad How the Irish and how do the Irish
Were the most distressed people that have They
kiln all the goats they find that burndes Of green