The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-16
corYRIoHr, 1908


""e gnu" GU" versy n which automoblis
yans open pleasant voyage
the bounding turnpike will that he has perfect right the pub
highway while will any that
along the road and earng until nfu its tail
through
stopped positive menace and everything he can lay tongue
farmer told me his side of the question day
side by sunny field had
wounded in places by of horses which had
their throw automobile off the
"Thm automobous lcrs with earbobs over eyes
other criminals gon ruin the farmers prospects and every
thing the live stock kin trampe down when they're confused
yn git the clutches OF horseess kerr
ridge" said he with just the fanest suspicion of a dialect
"Farmn peaceful peresOn and when started
out in the comb down piece OF land with spngtoo harry
he about what before him. But before the days
done may n harry shingles barn.
he may kechcd yn to jerk all epydermis front
yard cun the landscape someweres that don't pe
lary need because automobile has along gasp
scarin' panic
successful basis and have 'em tryn place up
ightnn rod few minutes and farmer matter how edu
Gated and he be- kin have good luck with hogs when they
try climb the wndpmp every time city along his
automobile
Last they party constin two
along here about headed a nortfey direction with
all sails and clear ahead Everything seemed be gon fine
they removn the pike the perty
jest they pasn place the machine stopped all OF sudden
without seconds warn began dance around wheel
ute and then busted with all hands board.
1T sounded ike the pocket edition of Fourth of July cee
braton Neither OF the feers lost any gttn
decided dismoun the dashboard the back his
while the other hurried into fence the starboard side
1.-TWO pair greeneyed goggles and
safety valve mbedded the side of barn and there still
hole the roadside mark the spot where the TRANSFERRED
1T gave my live stock and poultry the of which
had partan They had frequently been called flee for their
approach first time they
had pasms way When hed connection
and of the everything place peaed
taken wing The hired seated the hurricane deck of
sulky pow urgin his up He said
the had
could climb successfully
of the disaster legs would carry
xpecn picture of horror and dsmay and
appointed The who had dsembared the of the She
bang had the handspring something of that kind wound
yarn scarf the road
struggn git free while the who had chosen for
his havn rassln one
of the newma wheels and had dsocaed his places
When he of the machine he forgot take his shirt
with HIM and left hangn the Of the dashboard
that that the shortest known If approached
right direction you could the west half Of
his somewhere
Il asked the chap in the road could do anything
cep throw him down and could handspring away
from him. But he said if would kindly reach up under his
remove the gasoline tank he could nothin' more.
"The machine fatally injured EVERYTHING that hands
could do done normal frame of mind agn it
far 1t jumped around few times side
breaed its last while and the mariners looked pity Then
gathered the remains with scoopov and hauled m
in a wagon.
embarrassed and he up ataway ampn your grain and
hired help and holdn the wheahed then adournin
shortly aferward in the say, fer farmer
And claim these here automobiles Dustin lest as
they your place and film the atmosphere full
and city inhabitants and scaern keron and billed permusy
around the has stop say the farmer doomed
man HARRY DANIEL.