New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-14
MY EVOLUTION THEORY.

MY EVOLUTION THEORY.
I do believe with all my heart
That dogs as little puppies les, start art
If they the proper method take.
That eggs change into cock hen,
And baby-boys turn into men.
And apes now swinging on the trees
Had parent apes for centuries.
But oh, confusion confoundedI
This theory wise men have sounded:
And little apes and great big men,
Were all time mixed up together
And knew not which was which. nor whether
The dog would be Growing hen,
Or man an ape, or apes be men
enlargement
The upper part Of the island of Manhattan has
been agitated this week by the discovery of an
other Harlem hermit" this Mem
cries Of old inhabitants include a remarkable num-
Der Of eccentric recluses who have spent solitary
and squalid lives in thu extensive territory between
Yorkviile and Spuyten Duyvil.
The Conscientious Citizen.-'"Ths conscience doth
make towards of us ALL, said the thoughtful and
sanctmoniOUs citizen as he stepped off of a Druid
Hill car:
Now: If there's one thing I'm conscientious
about, it's about extravaganza"
This morning I started downtown in plenty OF
time to have walked TO the office; a car came by
me and. largely through force OF habit, but more
through mans natural laziness. hoped It,"
Il hadn't any more than got on that car than
my conscience began to upbraid me for the I'M
worrying much that just impelled to
for the reckless step by beating the conductor
time my conscience has been perfectly clear
Baltimore American.
a in Lewiston. Me-. defed the city authori-
ties to collect his poll tax and they jailed him.
and he has been behind the bars since August 5.
running up bill of 81 70 week in addition to his
81 poll tax. He must pay both before he can be
released and it looks if he would pay dear for
his stubbornness
Talked Too Much-Tess-she told me she was
going to bleach her hair.
Jess-How indiscreet. She really ought to keep
1t oark.-(Philadelpha Press.
The diversity of tongues to be found in one coun-
try is often a matter OF surprise. Last year the
Bible Socety's agents sold the Scriptures In fifty
three languages in the Russian empire. in twenty
eight languages in Burmah. in thirty in South
MALAYSIA and hfty-three In the Egyptian agency
Modern Mcawber-"No" said the Moasrn
Micawber. II have no employment just at present
But have recently been in consultation with some
kindly to my latest, biggest and surest scheme
The idea Is that people who own property own the
rights and privileges OF the air above 1t, clear up
to the beginning of ethereal space. These rights
become an assured fact-as who can say 1t HASN'T
and then it will be necessary to possess the at
the promise from these New-York capitalists OF the
superintendency or OF their corps Of right OF way
shall have been formed "-(Baltimore American.
Earthquakes and auroras are exceptionally fro
quent and noteworthy this season.
ollie James the giant from Kentucky u,. .
now member of Congress. was making poiiti-
Il want to ask you, question" shouted a man
in the Of the hall. man
what Me Is f m%. friend asked Mr.. James blandly.
difference between Grover Cleveland and Theodore
ceTeanag Is tan sedate a hS1 Mr Names MI
is too restless to fish"-(saturday Evening Post.