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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Tolerance.

Tolerance is calm. generous respect
for the opinions Of others, even of ones
enemies. Tolerance is silent justice
blended with sympathy. Tolerance al
ways implies wisdom and kindness. II
seeks 10 convert others from error by
gently raising them TO higher ordeai'
by leading them TO broader lines OF
thinking. by patiently helping them to
help themselves. Tolerance does not
use the battering ram OF argument OF
the club OF sarcasm or the rapicr OF
ridicule. Selected.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

The power OF endurance OF the CHI
nese cody IS marvellous. Many viii
travel over forty miles, carrying
heavy load on their backs and think
nothing OF X. \ writer mentions the
case Of ccrtu!a coolies who after 20
ing twenty seven hours without food
and having carried a heavy burden IN
the meantime, still Lad strength
enough left 10 offer 70 carry a man III
teen miles farther
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
..Dog'- BODY and DANDY Par = -

"DOg's BODY and -EDandy I-nrs -
biscuits. or. rs they are familiarly
called ut sea, 'pantilcs,' are served out
with liberal hand" says Charles
Protheroe in Life In the Mercantile
Marine" ITO make "a satisfying meal
OF them would occupy all the watch
below, for, being as hard as nails. mas
tication is necessarily slow operation.
To obviate this difficulty they are
placed in small canvas bag end 10y
dint of much pounding reduced TO a
powder. Sufficient liquid. som rtines
pea soup that IS left over from dinner
Is mixed with this until 1t becomes a
paste. \ few pieces OF fat pork stuck
here and there over the surface g give
flavor. this by the Indulgence Of the
cook. is allowed I'm the oven, and when
Drowned is known as dogs body
"'Dandy funk is another dish OF the
same kind, the substitution or q little
molasses furnishing tho excuse for an
other name"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
such Case. Are seriou. sometim.

such Cases Are Serious Sometimes.
Late one evening doctor received o
note from a couple of fellow practtiop
ers saying:
pray step across TO the club. We
are one short for game of poker"
Emily. dear" he then said TO lbs
wife. II am called away again. Lef p
pears to be very serious case, for
there are two doctors already IN at
tendance"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Preserving the Traditions.

Eyes, have launched my new
yacht,- said MuchpOp.
What do you call herr" asked the
friend
Named her for my native city
Brooklyn"
"And did you smash a bottle of wine
across her bow when she was chris
tcnedT
mo. indeed. We broke n nursing
bottle full OF milk" Judge.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
what u Journalist Il.

.The EDITORS only son was seminal
Smuggling with a perpleXing problem
He. moved uncaslly on his hohbyhoiS
andtYinally twisted all the mare OF li
steed. Then he crawled up on his ia
ther's sklnee and. looking inqulrinSly u
bis fave. said:
"Pa. what Is Journalism
"My sosl." said tie editor as p medI
tativeH sxroked the golaen head OF !
offspringD'my son. a journalist is
man who wears 4 ping hat and ~
shoes and bOrrows money FROM new.
paper men" ."-Memphis Scimitar.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

"Herer' exclaimed the ira g cnstomr'
TO the trunk dealer. II thought 70
said that chest bought Of you va
moth proof?'
"Well." said the dealer. wasn't IT.
mo! When opened II my thing.
were full Of mOths!'
Great Scott. man, What bettei
proof OF 'em do you wantY-Brown
ing's Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

Although the hysterical laughter OF
the laughing hyena Is not. as was once
supposed. the outcome OF deliberate
attempt TO decoy unwary travellers 10
their doom. this strange animal Is. new.
erthcless, one Of the most cunning OF
dumb animals lie Is 80 suspicious cf
everything be does not understand that
the sight of even a bit Of string at once
puts him on his guard. Trappers are
aware OF this fact and generally use
The stems Of creeping plants Instead Of
string Of any kind In setting their
spring trans
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
MnnrN end Drnlns.

A newly arrived westerner was con
fresnted in street OF New York late at
night by ruiiian with leveled re-
yolyer. who made the stereotyped de
mand. Give me your money or III
blow your brains out
.sHIov away" said the westerner.
'sYou eau live in New York without
nrains. bat you can't without money"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
The NchuInr uypOfhesis.

The nebular hypothesis survives IN
name. but with connOtatiOns indefinite
ly diversified. Regarding the modus
operandi of cosmic change there Is no
CONSENSUS OF opinion. That there was
In the beginning solar nebula all are
agreed, but whether IL was gaseous or
pulyerert, whether il shone with in
terrupted or continuous light, how II
became ordered and organized, how II
collected into spheres. leaving wide in
terspaces clear, the wisest are perplex-
ed to decide.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
WlNEoF CARDl


Morocco. in spite OF its close prox-
Unity to Europe. is the most fanatical
Of the Mohammedan countries. Chris
tians are hated 10y the natives through
out the country. and it Is often very
dangerous g. 20 outside the town OF
Taneler Ghe business OF Morocco is
entirely f.. IT, hands Of the Moorish
Jews. who amass considerable we-lth
In the coast pOr:s. Ii Is not prudenr
for a Christian to stay anywhere but in
the jewish quarter. At the capital.
Moroc,o CTty and fez the native eX-
pectorate lll hug. tones ~ th" tor
eign lniiGc.. Is they cal the. and
10 Christian Is safe in the stroets un-
less escorted hv soldiers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

Customer (angrlly)-You said that
hair restorer. you sold me n couple OF
weeks ago would work like a charm,
and ii didn't do any good at all.
Druggist-But. my dear SIR no one-in
this enlightened age believes4i In the eff
fcacy of charms.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

Don't you think the amusements OF
many society people are very nonsen'
sicalY'
"Sometimes." answered Miss Cay
enne, "but not as nonsensical az the
amusements of those people who amuse
themselves by imagining how society
people amuse themselves. Washing
ton Star
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
ILL., Position.

'Say. Chimmie, see dat man gettn'
on de car? OATS the postmaster gem
eral."
Jaw. gwanI He aln't no general
amt got no brass buttons nor stars
nor not'in'."
"Aw, he amt no soldier general. He's
de man wot hands out letters at de
general delivery windy. y."-kansas City
Journal
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

Little Bobby (whOse mammal is vef
particular and is always telling hfrnr
wash his face aud hands9-5M UmnrJ
dear. do wish was n litts black boy
Mamma-My dear Bobby yo'sgene'
ally are.
Little R0hby-Oh. mean ra lty black
Then you wouldn't see 'Uhs-.sI wa
dirty. y.-Punch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Father and Son.

Little Bobby can't find my hat and
coat.
Father (rushing aboub-I can't ;flnd
mine either. don't see what your
mother does with things. She's gone
ont. and there's nothing for us 10 do
but hunt till we find 'em or else siay In.
Little Bobby (after long th0lgho-
Let's look on the hall rack.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Eugene Fields snrcnsm.

Eugene Field was once presented to
SISTER poet" to whom he tried 10
say pleasant things. ~ last the lady
inquired condcsccndlngly, "Do you ever
write Yourself" ~ little" replied
Field mOdcstly And what did you
say your name was| MY name Is
Field Eugene Field" Il have not
heard of you before. Mr.. Field said
the lady. with oppressive frankness.
NO. madam" said Field. nor OF
you: but you might NJ least have pre-
tended you had. as | did. Good after
noon
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

Pane is the perfume of heroic deeds
k-s5ocrates.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Insects Used For Medicine.

The cochineal insect is In some cases
recognized us n medicine and at one
time had reputation for wonderful
virtues Honey and wax. often used In
pharriiacy. are insect products. while
gals. used In medicine for the astrin-
gent properties and the gallic and tan
mic acid they furnish. are also the work
Of insects. London Tit-Blts.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Unreasonable.

Magistrate (severely)-Prisoner. how
did you have the audaclty to break into
this mans house at midnight and rob
himf
Prisoner (piteously)-But. your honor,
last time was before you you wanted
10 know how could have the audac-
ity TO rob man In broad daylight.
When do you expect me to get In my
w,orIr
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Painful.

Johnson 80 Does your wife speab
Frenchi
ThompsOn-Sh thinks she does.
"You don't speak ii. do you|
"No."
"Then how DO you know she doesntF
"I watched n French walters face
the other day when she was talking to
him, and I'll be blamed If he didn't
look as IL he had the toOthache!
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Imposing.

She (at the review grOunds)-Whaa
an imposing figure Captain: Borrorss
has,
He-Yes; naturally so.
She-And why naturally, pry?
He-Ob, he's always imposing on his
friends ds-Phiadelphia Inquirer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
sirned Agninst siening

Man With Fetition-Id Ike 10 have
your name on this, RugSleS. It's q
mere formality. you know, but
business Man-Td Ike To ohlige you,
Rackshaw. but Il fellow came round
last week with a pledge binding ne
signer not to put his name on a ped
ton Of any kind for one year, and |
signed IL.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
grunrrgnE childhood.

The child is So Of; u right 1t has
not tbe miscellaneous hH wlcdge Of the
srownup person who reads newspapers
and keeps a tame Encycloi.edia bri-
tapnsea I'm carefully devised Gaze. Br'
the childish mind has an unerri. ioS
zeal faculty not In any way con usSri
by supernutty of infornation.-Lold dor
Academy.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
nIrds Flee DiAenHe.

Professor Mascart has reported to the
Paris Academy of Sciences that his
observations proved the truth OF the
statement made by ancient writers
that birds flee from cities and coun-
tries that are threatened with pesti-
lence. He has found that birds that
live In large cities. particularly spar
rows and swallows, fly away when Sc
rious epidemlcs begin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

A well known physician has written
-Anger is q passion which especially
units the stomach for doing much
work. II II occurs often or be pro
tracted. but little food should be taken.
Those who indulge in II have a double
cause for abstinence. Both their folly
and their stomachs call for fast"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

Squibbs - CrGsus, the miser. was
drowned last evening.
Hibbs-How did II happenf
Squibbs-He fell from steamboat
reached down and asked him to give
me his hand. lie said he had nothing
to give and sank.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
The Baby HumOrists.

"Of course" said Mrs. Extrygood,
"you are fond OF bright, precoclous
babiesw
"Oh. yes: certainly" replied Old
Batch, 'but draw the line on the
supposed smnr, sayings made up by
the parents and loaded off on the poor
infants. ts."-BaltimOr American.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

An idle man never encourages good
citizenship or progress or peace or de
cency. Idle men hanging around a
town are always d pest. Mischief Is
always easy to stir up, and every use
full, progressive man finds his efforts
handicapped by loafers. = Atchison
Gloha
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

Ida-That parrot is always saying,
"Sit close"
May-Yes. It's hard TO say whether
his former owner was a streetscar con-
ductor or a young lady keeping regu-
lar company. Louis Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

ssfiss Nancy-I wonder why IL Is that
sailors are such terrible swearersY
Cousin Why. don't you knowf
They learn profanity Of the parrots. !
thought everybody knew that. Boston
Transcript
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

nAr Unless the number of inse4
tons is marked upon the manu-.
script, advertisements will be pub.
liehed until forbidden and charge
accordingly
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Called Him Brother.

Harlow-I noticed you calledT Fred
brother" Does he belong TO SOME Sc
eret society that you dO2
Shallop-I don't belong 10 any secret
society. | call him brother because my
wife once promised 10 be a sister TO
him.-Boston Transcript.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

81 didn't see Ranter play Hamlet
but I understand that he threw a great
deal OF Are into the part"
II don't know about that, but the
manager did. Ranter Is back Ia vaude-
Toledo News-B Bee.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
SHENANcoAq -9R Nd
Advertising Ratec

ADV risements VIII be inserted
at one olor per square,of ten hn.s
or less for tie first insertion ahd 81
lrs tor each subsequent insertion.
50 Quarterly or yeailY sdyer-
,isements by contract.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
A MaQnnfe.

els he very richf"
"Richf Why. he's so rich he darent
look twice at a girl for fear she'll bring
breach Of promise suit-"-Philadel-
Dhia Ledger
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
An Affecting Scene.

Mr. Younghusband- Darling you have
been weeping. What Is it. my sweetest
love?
Mrs. Younghusband-I Horse radish!
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

No man really feels his Importance
until after his wife calls his attention
10 the fact that he is somebOdy.-Mll-
waukee Sentinel.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

When ycl dincc don't avoid the fit
dler next dry. ho..' r. Ne v III forget {
present hls bill p, tladler never sfof
gets.-At,..isor - .lc-.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Ffna need.

i-SYe says that he has paid every cen
be swed'
~Wbere did he get the money!
k~Berrowed Brooklyn Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

He-You're getting yonr hat ruined
She-WelI. it's an old hat. and do
hate to wet any new umbrelIa.--Detroit
Free I'ress.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
CIDER and APPLEBU1TER.

7y cider and applebutter Factory is now In
operation, and will run on Tuesdays, Wed
nesdays and Thu sdays of each week. The
capacity OF making apple butterbutter has
been doubled, so that there will be little delav.
Price for making applebutter, including
making cider reduced 10 IS cts. per gallon.
Grinding corn meal and rye chopa specially.
These products on hand for exchange at all
times. will pay the toll Of customers com
ing TO my place.
Jul 21 m.pd. |. II. HARRIS.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25

4 woman knows more about dress
than man knows about everything
else combined. Philadelphia Record.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
Chnnce For uero,sn.

Adorcr Canxiously)-What did .erf
father sayf
Sweet Girl--Oh. he got so angry J
was afraid to stay and listen. He's In
a perfectly terrible rage. Go In ana
appease him.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-25
ArIsinr HI Advice.

A little girl. aged nine, called her IA
ther 10 her bedside the other evening.
Papa" said the little diplomat. Il
want to ask your advice"
"Well. NY dear what l. IL aboutr =
what 10 yon think II would be best
TO give me on LAy birthday T-London
Telegraph.
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21

After the regular routine business
last night at the meeting of Salome
Rebekah lodge the October and Nov
ember birthdays committee enter
tanned. A short program consisting
of vocal sool, tsbleau, cornet due.
and dialogue IN which seven old
maids and seven old bachelors took
part, made the entertainment most
enjoyable one. Elegant refreshments ts
consisting of home made chicken sand
wiches. potato and celery salad, gol-
den drip coffee and assorted cake were
served and most delightful social
hour spent
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21
To Sink a Shaft.

Mr.. A. d. Parker has gone to Tur.
ret where he has secured contract to
sink 100 foot shaft on the Stars and
Stripes claim owned by the Silvertip
Gold Mining company of this city.
The company hopes with this develop.
ment to prove that it's claims that it
has bonanza property are not in tn
least exaggerated
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21

OF the danger of
consumption, but
warning is con-
stantly needed not
to neglect the first
symptoms oil dis
eased lungs.
DIR. Pierce's Cold
en- Medical Discov-
cry cures obstinate
coughs, bronchitis,
bleeding lungs,
and other condi-,
tions which, If
neglected or un-
skilfully treated,
find a fatal termi-
nation in cousump-
ton. 1t is entire
ly free from opi-
ates and narcotics.
About three years
ago | was taken with
a bad cough, vomiting
and splitting blood"
writes Mr. b. ]. Rob-
insou, Of Spring Gar
den, W. Va. i tried
many remedies moth
ing seemed to helm me
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21

III ! commenced using DR.. Pierce's Golden
,deoicai Disc very. After using ten bottles and
four viRls OF his Pleasant Pellets, commenced
10 improve. My case seemed to be almost a
hopeless one, Doctors pronounced it ulcer of
the time bedfast Was given up 10 die by all
thought II would be impossible for me TO live
over night at one time. haven't spit any blood
now tor more than twelve months, aud work ed
on the iarm all last summer II was DR.
Pierces medicines that cured me.n
Accept no substitute for Golden Med
ieai Discovery There Is nothing uiust
as good" for diseases of the stomach.
The Medical Adviser" In paper COW
ers, is sent FREE on receipt of 2I one-cent
stamps TO pay for mailing 0nty, Address
DIR. K. " Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21

A rug peddler called several tines
at a certain house in this city and
found the people away from home.
AT last he wrote and pinned this note
on the door: MADAM Kindly re-.
main at home tomorrow forenoon
want to sell you rug"
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21

j. F. Terrence received word this
morning that Past Grand Master
Donath of the l. o. o. +. grand lodge
was in Pueblo euroute to the West.
ern Slope and would be up on No.
tonight and visit Fremont Lodge No.
9S. Mr.. Donath has visited here once
or twice in the last year and his talks
are awlays enjoyed. No doubt every
Odd Fellow in town will take advant.
age of this opportunity to greet Mr..
Donatli.
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21
THE BUGLER'S CHEST

Is well expanded. He uses his lungs to
their fullest capacity. People in ordin-
AIRY do not use much over half their lung
power, The unused lung surface be-
comes inert, and offers prepared ground
ior the attack of the germs OF consunip-
ton. There is no need to warn peopie
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21
Wall paper at Jansen s.

Doctor Edwards has returned to
Florence and resumed the practice of
medicine. Office at rooms 4 and 3
Bank block Residence COL Pike s
Peak avenue. 1881
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21

At the last regular meeting of the
Second Regimental band Miss Ireae
Parnall was elected as an honorary
member. Although only I3 years old
and having taken lessons but few
weeks, she handles cornet with that
ease and grace of an old timer. j.
Huston was selected leader; J. V.
McCandless secretary; Ed. Perkins,
treasurer; W. H. Storm and J. v.
McCandless principal musicians.
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21
...Ceeal News.

H. H. Preston has sold the Portland
Cement company Singer manufact.
uring machine TO repair sacks with
The company has 1000 sacks to re-.
pair.
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21

Those holding tickets Nos. 1856. 70G
ana 72S on fish set given away by t.
M. Howells please report at his store.
6g-7l
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21

Specialist Treatment of the hair
and scalp. Facial massage, manicur.
ing. JACK BLOCK. 69.75
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21

Ready paints at Jansen's.
The daily tribune., 1903-11-21

For suit of clothes is the first day puts
it on and meets his friends. Critical eyes will
examine the cut. the fit, the fabric and the ap-
to the man wearing it. Our suits
always pass muster. There right perfect in
every detail and expert judges pronounce them
So They have the hang and dash that stamp
them. the moments the eye rests upon them, as
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-01-10
a Remark able Record,

1t is an interesting fact that in October
of the year 11S0-just a year before Corn
wallis surrendered at Yorktown. twenty
seven years before Fulton started his frs
steamboat on the Hudson River, and fifty
seven years before the electric telegraph
came into uSe-the Baker Cocoa aflt
Chocolate factory was established in Dor
chester on the site now occupied by one
Of the large mills of the company.
Over che hundred and twenty-five years
Of uninterrupted success Think of ii
What other manufacturing concern il
this or indeed, in any other country car
show such an extended record of bushes.
prosperity?
What is the secret of their great sue
cess? 1t is the very simple one. The!
have wen and held the confidence of tho
great and constantly increasing body G
consumers by always maintaining the
highest standard in the quality of theii
cocoa and chocolate preparations, anl
selling them at the lowest prices fol
which unadulterated articles of gool
quality can be put upon the market.
They receive numerous letters from
housekeepers who have used their cocoa
and chocolate for many years, stating
that lately when ordering the Bake,
goods, other goods of greatly inferior
quality have been sent to them. They
find it Necessary therefore, for the pro
lection of those who want their cocoa
and chocolate, 70 issue an emphatic warn
ing against these fraudulent practices
and to ask buyers to examine every pack
age they receive. and see that it beats tn,
wel-known trademark of La Bell.
Chocoatiere," and the correct name q
csions of the United States courts, III
other cocoa or chocolate is entitled to %,
labelled or sold as Bakers Cocoa" oil
Bakers Chocolate.