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The Washington times., 1903-07-02
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On September Is. the cable ship Silver
ton left London With the first section on
board. She arrived in San Francisco on
December 4. and on December IS, the
shore end OF the cable having been laid
I'm the meantime, she sailed for Homo
lulu. After trip in which there was
a daily average OF 200 miles of cable
laid. the Silverton arrived off the Hawai-
ian Island on Christmas Day and moored
the Hawaiian end during a heavy storm
at a point thirty-fve miles from Homo
1Fr1r
The Washington times., 1903-07-02
BRAVE CHILD TRAVELLER

ATLANTIC CITY. July 2.-Lizzie
Nightingale, aged eleven years, arrived
In Atlantic City yesterday. after making
the trip from her home in Omaha. Neb.
about 15OO miles. alone She came 10
visit her uncle, Ferdinand Lenoir. who
Identified her by blue ribbon which she
wore pinned TO her coat.
The Washington times., 1903-07-02
CARNEGIE IN NEW ROLE.

BERLIN. July 2.-The Wagner monu-
mtnt committee has been informed by
President Charles W. Eliot, Of Harvard
University. that he had appointed Prof
Payne TO represent that university at
the unveiling OF the monument and by
s.; Andrews University that Andrew
Carnegie would represent il on the same
occasion.
The Washington times., 1903-07-02
STABBED TO DEATH.

NEW YORK. July "A powerful truck
horse attached 10 a wagon OF the United
States Mortar Company was literally
stabbed 10 death yesterday IN Central
Park. West. near sixty-third Street by
the shaft or n coal wagon driven by
Moses Furguson. Of z61 West Forty-sev-
onth Street. He was arrested for reck-
less driving.
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Csc and 39c Handkerchiefs, l21c.

seconds OF Embroidered
stand
Handkhe the morning melt away by
a
styles trimmed scaoped eds emoodeTed and
hypercri, got them to sell at @ in
The Washington times., 1903-07-02
New Hat Wells.

Ready-made Hat Wells OF all-silk,
chiffon. in grenadine and hem
stitched effects. The favored
browns. royals. blacks, and whites.
Fleur de lis and grapes scat
tered over the mesh: IL HAH
yards long. Regular 75c HHL
value. for. ~
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Women's Neckwear.

Choice OF Midget Ties. in all col
OTIS. Cluny Lace Ties. Mexican
Drawn-work Ties, Bishop Tabs. and
other styles IN cool summer 1SC
neckwear, ~
Regular 25c Black Peau de Sole
Bow Ties, TO wear with the
low turn-dovn collar, Friday &c
Regular sc Embroidered Turn
over Collars tomorrow al half TIC
The Washington times., 1903-07-02
Shirt Waists Suits and Skirts.

4 Handsome White r1 no
Mercerized Etamine IN
Skirts; swere SS.9S....-..--V lew
8 White Point de Esprit Dresses.
made over OTgandie drop G. no
skirts. trimmed with y A HA
lace: were s149s.....-... " sOO
81 Navy Blue Polka Duck Skirts.
trimmed with tailor-stitched bands,
and 80 Crash Skirts. with duck
tailor band trimmings; sold AAH
all the way from sec TO uHI
IA Imported English
Worsted Walking Skirts. q An
lengths 80 and Al: were Nj IN
% White Pique Skirts, AOF
trimmed with Cluny lace In NM
sertion; were $3.50 0---------- w
Black Taffeta Silk O. 90
Monte Carlos: sizes 36. N
40. and "a; were s7.9S. .-..QOsOO
White Butchers Linen Skirts.
trimmed with rows OF q 4 90
Hamburg insertion and NH
tucks. Were $3.9s. ......-.V sOO
9 Satin Liberty Shirt Waist Suits.
all navy blue and black q = 90
grounds; polka dot ef- Q&
fects. Were 1888. ....... " wv
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Two-Piece A E0
Suits TTsOV

Just the kind for the Fourth and
for hot weather wear generally. 4
good variety-comprising all-wool
FlanneIs and Crashes. In light and
dark colors. Coats are we'll tailored.
trousers have cuff bottoms and belt
straps. To buy as good a suit else
where Will cost $3.50. Price. $f.5e.
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Every Need For the Fourth in
TOmOrrOW'S Remnant Sale.


will dollars
a.
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A Separate Contract.

Meanwhile. a separate contract had
been awarded for the other sections 20
the Telepragh Construction and Maintc-
rance Company, and on April 9 and 10
the steamers Colonia and Anglia left
London with 5000 miles Of cable on
board between them. The Anglia ar
rived at Manila on May %. and laid
the shore end two days later. starting
then for Guam, and making the connec-
tion there on June e. The ColOnia had
been lying at Guam since May p. naYing
gone there direct from London. and,
when the engineering staifs had been
transferred, started for Midway. For
the trip the CoIonia made an average OF
nine knots an hour. and laid on the
average OF zoo miles an hour day. un-
der the most severe conditions at any
time confronting the company.
At Midway the staffs were transferred
back to the Anglia again. Starting June
- landing was made June "a at Waikiki.
near Honolulu. where the San Francisco
and Midway sections meet. and the news
sent out 10 the world that the Pacific
cable was complete.
Built TO Stand.
The cable itself is built especially to
stand the enormous strain Of its own
weight under such conditions as those
attending its laying. and the wear OF
years in It's ocean resting place. In the
center Is a twelve mile strand copper
core. covered with heavy gutta percha
insulation. Wrapped about this are
eight plies OF manila and asphalt. which
in turn are covered by the arnor cf22-12
gauge galvanized steel wires. over all
is a second wrapping OF manila and
covering of asphalt, making a cable only
seven-eighths of an inch in diameter
over all.
The Washington times., 1903-07-02
new PURE FOOD
LAW IN OPERATION
No Action to Be Taken for
Ten Days.
NOTICES SENT TO CONSULS
Dr.. W. H. Wiley Practical Head Of the
New EnterpriSe-Believes 1t
Beneficial.

The new pure food law which slipped
through the last session of Congress
without being noticed by those who have
opposed such a measure for years, wel;
into operation yesterday. The law theo-
retically became operative yesterday
but in reality no action will be taken
under It FOR about ten days. This ia
due TO a desire on the part of the Off
cials to act with fairness. and not inter
fere with cargoes which were on the
ocean at the time the law went into
effect.
Notices of the law have been sent
TO the United States consuls all over the
world, 10 the foreign governments, 10
the chief exporters abroad, and TO the
chief importers at home. When :he Ag-
ricultural Department is satisfied that
the exporters have received informa-
tiOn about the law, then il will be
strictly enforced
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Made from a serge that We guaran-
tee unreservedly. II the color fades
in two years. a new suit free. Tai
Iored and finished with extra care
Perfect in every detail. No store
can equal the quality under $500.
Our price for this lot, SASS.
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GOLDENBERG'S, sssfftA sas (.

Until Evening
Monday. July G. close m
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Mems Serge Suits worth C 81
$3.50 for QOsOO
Our Special Offering for the Fourth. .

One hundred suitsnade from subjected TO the Sc
before having strictly all indigo biu
is absolutely fast fadeess.
Guaranteed perfect fitting The
the shoulder collar.
positive Washington cIothier duplicate
for than s50-indeed
evidence Cloth
values matchless Offering
The Washington times., 1903-07-02
Jewelry, l0c.

Choice of large Pearl Shirt Waist
Sets. Oxidized Belt Buckles. Buff
Buttons. Stick Pins. Hat Pins. 10C
and Gun Pins at---..- ~
turquoise and pearl, for. ~ 20
39c Pearl Necklaces. 25c each
Csc extra large Pearl Initial Shirt
Waist Sets. all letters. tomor- A0C
rCw..........-... III
The Washington times., 1903-07-02

Folding GO-Carts, SOS.
Same is priced elsewhere at $3.50
and $3.50; the handiest vehicle for
the little tots yet devised: you can
fold it up and carry on the street
car. These are strongly made. with
rubber tires. Special at s2.ss.
The Washington times., 1903-07-02

By far the greatest number of female
troubles are caused directly By catarrh.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
Honest But TactfuI.

In little New Hampshire town
there is fruit store the presiding
genius of which has gift of tactful
and polite speech which would grace
a court.
"Have you any good oranges this
morning?" asked a customer. "Are
these juicy ?"
swell, ma'am. as to that / couldn't
say certainly" replied the little WON.
an, with an engaging smile. They're
juicer than some, know, but, ma Ike
no doubt they'll bear a little squeez-
ing before you have the best of them. y
"And these apples" said the Gus
toner, "now are these sweet, Mrs.
MoIloy?"
"Well, now, when you're speaking
of those apples, ma'am," said the pro-
prietress of the store, with another dis
arming smile. they're what / should
call just enough sweet to be pleasant
tart, ma AMBIGUITY Companion.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23

Time Table in effect on aud after May q 1902.
Peru, AmLoy to New York Leave foot of
smith st. daily exc"p sundays and Legal
Holiday ID, 6l2 6 So, 1875, 7S5. 8 O5 So,
1925 and Il25s m. IL IS / 55 255, 3.55 4.4S,
600, ,6.47, 755, 800 1880, 11.l5 P. NJ,
Sundays and Legal Holidays
6.20. TBS, s.55, 9.55, t0.55I1 5A. N. 1885, l55
255, $50, 4. 0, so. $50 6 g., p. NJ.
Ne York to Perth Amboy:-Leavs foot of
Whitehall t. daily except Sunday and Legal
Hoidays, $50. 6. o., 90, 900, w, 11.00 a. IN.
1890 1856 $50, 8 25, A o. $40, $50 5.45, 6.85
$50 S.25 9. 40, l1.05 *12 .25>
Sundays and Legal Holida s.
Leave New York 100, 9 0. 1000, II Oa l2 20, a. m
IOl, 90 8 90, 400, 500, go q 90, SD, 40 p m
Ferry between Perth Amboy and Tottenville-
leave Perth Amhoy da x6.l 10, x61S, 632
x65s, x7 35, x8 O5, xS5F F.4O, xi0.25 1885,
xi125 m. Il 25, xt2 So xl.6h, x2. IS, xa.65,
x4.4s, s5, x6O0, x6 a. S5, 7.55, a,00 a.5h 1870
SUNDAYS $40, 755, s.b5, o.5E, .b5, i1.55, a. M
i9,5S, ,55, 2.b5, S55, 45O, $50, $50 7.S0 s.25,
9.2S, 10 30 p. m.
Leave To. tenvllle daily xl.Sn, 5.55, 622, 642
x710. 7.50 xS .15, x9.10. x10.u5 1910 XII 06 q.
m xl205, II 40 XII .36, x3 a5, x3.4U, x4.a1 90,
xb Al x6lS x6,55, TAO, 6.4a, 30, $40 10 10,
lO.45, D M 1910, 1.a0 A. Nj.
Sundays,-- G.3O 10, $50, 1910, lilo, a. m
1870 ITO. 2.10, $40, 4.10 $40, 6.l0, 7i0, $40
90, $40, 10 so p. m.
j. VAN SMITH, P. b. CASSIDY,
Receiver. Gen'l Traflc Agent,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
SECOND LETTER FROM
PASCAL s MANAGER.
Big Prussian is Training at Bath
Beach, Rowing and Swimming
Is in Fine Condition.

The Evening News received another
letter from A. Ceitner, Pascal's man
ager this morning in which he states
that his man is doing some great
training for the coming match with
Hansen. He says:
/ want to say in behalf of the Prus-
sian champion, Franz L. Pascal, that
he is now rounding up into fine shape,
and will be in the pink of condition
for his go with your local champion
on Wednesday, May 9th. He is wind
ing up his training in Bath Beach,
taking daily runs, rowing and swim
ming in the bay. For his indoor work
he has made arrangements with the
Dyker Heights Athletic Club, Gus
Ruhlin.s training quarters.
Before going to Europe he will very
likely meet Carl Pons, the big Cana
dian, with whom he is now negotiat-
ing. He is also trying to get on with
Piening.
Very truly yours,
A. Geitner.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
STRANGLING A TREE.
Vegetable Python of Guinea That
Binds Forest Giants in Its
Deadly Folds.

The vegetable python, which can
strangle forest monarch, furnishes
tragedies as intense as those born of
flesh and blood, says the Detroit Free
Press. James Roadway, who travelled
extensively in Guiana, says woe betide
the tree giant when lie falls into the
clutches of the clusia, or fig. Its seeds
being provided with a pulp, which is
very pleasant to the taste of great
number of birds, are carried from tree
to tree and deposited on the branches.
Here they germinate the leafy stem
rising upward and the roots flowing,
as it were, down the trunk until they
reach the soil.
AT first these aerial roots are soft
and delicate, with apparently no more
power for evil than so many small
streams of pitch, which they resemble
in their slowly flowing motion down
ward. Here and there they branch,
especially if an obstruction is met
with, when the stream thither changes
its course or divides to right and left.
Meanwhile leafy branches have been
-.ueNelOpeu, Which push themselves
through the canopy above and get into
the light, where their growth is enor-
mously accelerated.
AS this takes place the roots have
generally reached the ground and be-
gun to draw sustenance from below to
strengthen the whole plant. Then
comes wonderful development. The
hitherto soft, aerial roots begin to
harden and spread wider and wider,
throwing out side branches which flow
into and~amalgamate with each other
until the whole tree trunk is bound
in a series of irregular living hoops.
The strangler is now ready for its
deadly work.
The forest giant, like all, exogens,
must have room to increase in girth,
and here he is bound by cords which
are stronger than iron bands. Like an
athlete, he tries to expand and burst
his fetters, and if they were rigid he
might succeed The bark bulgesI be-
tween every interlacing bulges onb'
and even tries to overlap, butthe m0h-
ster has taken every Drecautidp
~
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
Travelling Is Dangerous.

Constant motion jars the kidneys which
are kept in place in the body by delicate
attachments. This is the reason that trav-
elers, trainsmen, street car men, team
sters and all who drive very much suffer
from kidney disease in some form. Foley's
Kidney Cure strengthens the kidneys and
cures all forms of kidney and bladder di-
sease. Geo. III. Hausan, locomotive engi-
neer, Lima, o.. writes, ''Constant vibra-
tion of the engine caused me great deal
OF trouble with my kidneys. and | got no
relief until | used Foley's Kidney Cure.
Sold at Sexton's Pharmacy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
MONTANA SOCIETY NOTE.
Characteristic Description of a Brill
HLant Social Function In the
Cow Country.

The ball given at the Palace parlors
over the Crimson Wing saloon last Fri
day night was roaring success. re-
ports the Alkali Gulch (Mont.) Herald.
Pap Henderson, tuned up the catguts
and rosined his bow about nine D. M,
and started in on Turkey in the
Straw" Buck Lewis, Badly Williams,
Fightin' Pharaoh, and a few more
punchers from the Double Cross ranch
rode over, bringing their senoritas on
their cayuses behind them. There was
nothing special doing all night About
two a. m. Big Abe Hall, proprietor of
the only respectable faro joint in Allali
Gulch, blew in and Began to prospect
for a pardner Abe had been taking
too much bottled comfort and when he
jerked Choctaw Kate away from Dan
Weimer and backed off and pulled"
Big Abe, being some doped, fumbled his
gun, and Dams lead pill went loolxin'
for room in Abe's attic. The faro joint
is now looking for new manager.
The boys rounded up their ladies
about four a. m. and vamoosed 1t was
one of the most brilliant heel-and-toe
stampedeS ever held in this settlement.
= AS Others See Us.
Ping What do you think of Win
dig?
Pong-He reminds me of river.
Ping-What's the answer?
Pong The biggest part of him is
his mouth.-Chicago Daily News,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
against this by making it's bands very

against this by making its bands very
numerous and wide.
AS the tree becomes weaker its
leaves begin to fall, and this gives
more room for its foe. Soon the
stranger expands itself into a great
bush almost as large as the mass of
branches and foliage it has effaced.
If we look carefully around us we see
examples of entire obliteration-a
clusia, or fig, standing on its reticu-
lated hollow pillar, with only heap
of brown humus at its base to show
what has become of the trunk which
once stood up in all it's majesty on
that spot.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
.EHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD

lEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD
Time Table in efrect May IL, 1903.
stations In New York, foot OF Oortlandt Dst
brosses and " Jst 22rd streets, Penna. r
Ferries.
TRAINS LHAvE stats STRnRT STATIoH.
FOR NEW YORK.
6.10, 421 p. m. 180 D. M daily conpec's 8
a, way train for Bound Brook, Mauch Chunk
Weatherly, Hazelton Pottsvllle and intermedi.
ate points.
FOR SOUTH PLAINFIELD.
$40. s.t5 a. m. / 0, a. 20 p. m. sul days
8 a. h1.30 6.15 p M
FUR OTHER POINTS
S.35 /. m Daily Connect with express tratr
tor Gaston, Bethlehem. Allentown Pottsville
Buffalo, Niagsfs Falls ana chicago.
4.20 D. m. Daily Except Sunday Express fol
for Wilkes Barre, Scranton, Hazelton,
IND principal intermedista stations.
6.15p III. Sundays only Through train tor
Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Suspension Bridge
and Chicago, connects for New York.
TRAINS LEAVE SOUTH PLAINFIELI
FOR PERTH AMBOY.
on, a. ~. s.45, 500, 7.5O, p m. Sundays:
10 50 a. M, 500, 2 so m. IraIns arrive Perth
Ambo. $50 a m, S104.05, SIS. $40 p. m. Sum
day, 1887 a. m, 8. Is, $40 p. m.
Tickets sold to all Western Points.
For further information apply to ticke
agents.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
READING SYSTEM
NEW JERSEY CENTRAL
Corrected to May II 1908
TRAINS LEAVE PERTH AMBOY

For New York, Newark and EliZabe tb
(only) 6S5, III, 7.45 New YORK (only1 1853 $50
g 81, .1s. a. NJ, II SO 1909 ~, % $50, 09,
6 20, Z a., s 0a, 9 So, p. m. sundays, 10, 81,
For Philaut pnia and Trenton via Bound
Brook. II, S.s9, II le, 1859 m 10, sop. N
su. days, s 81 a. m 80 p. m.
For Long Branch, ocean Grove. etc. 5.07 ,
20, a. m. 1872, 227, 8 3s, 441 SIS, 8 SS, Red
Bank (only) 71s, l2.36 Wednesdays and Sum
days only . m Sundays 9 IS, a. m 81 p. N.
For Freehold, s 07, 9 20 a. m., ia.1< "a, 6.15
p, m,
Additional trains for Red Bank Is p, m. ss
p. NJ. For South Amboy II, o a. m. 22 3 36,
Al m. 5 Is, 5.52 929.
lnrOugh LicKets 60 all potnts ct lowest rate
may be had on application In advance to II
ticket agent at the station.
W. G.. BEsLRR, Vice-Pres. & Genera Manager
O. NJ. BUR General Passenger Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
SAILS TWO DAYS AHEAD.
LIpton's Fleet with Shamrock III Starts
Ahead of Time.

Sir Thomas Lipton's squadron of
four vessels sails for the United States
on May 28, two days ahead of time,
thus keeping up the record of being
well in advance of the time table
established throughout the prepara-
tions for the forthcoming races for
the American Cup.
Sir Thomas Upton himself sails for
New York between June 10 and June
90.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
RARITAN TRACTION co.
Time Table IN Effect Sept. is, 1902.

Cars leave Metuchen for Perth Anboy and all
points East to Boynton Rea, at and IS minu
fes pa each hour from a m. to 8.35 p m, and
from 35 10 II. .35 p. m. at 35 minutes past the
hour
Cars lie We Kesshey School for Metuchen at 5
and 35 minntes past each hour from a. m. o
$50 p m and every hour from to l.S p. m.
+ Cars leav Kcasbey for all points East every
l5 minutes
Car leaves Bridge at Woodbridge Greek for
KeasbeY at foot of Smith Street every 80 minu-
les rom 6l5 a. m, o 1l.41 p. m.
Cars leave Bridge at Woodbridge Creek for
Metuchen on the even hour and half hour from
a m. to 80 p. m. ami on the half hour only
from 7,30 TO II p IN.
Car, leave Staten Island Ferry for Metuchen
ami Keasbey School at Is and 48 minutes past
each hour from a. M. to p m. and from to
D. m. at as minutes only and for keasbey 81
foot of smith Street at ana S3 minutes past the
hour.
Cars leave Staten Island Ferry for Bridge at
Woodbridge Creek at II, %, II and So minutes
past each hour from a. m. to II p, m.
VIM. g. ROCK,
Superintendent
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
MOHAWKS MEETING.

Members of the Mohawks are re-
quested to attend special meeting to
be held tomorrow night at Polich @.
O. room at z. 80 o. clock, The Mohawks
would like to meet the Copper Works
baseball team Saturday, May %.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
WAITING FOR:GAME.

The baseball sports at the Raritan
Copper Works and at the DeLamar
Copper Works are waiting patiently
for the game between their respective
teams to take place. Some time ago
the DeLamar boys issued challenge
to the Raritan's first team to play
them either on the Copper Works or
the DeLamar diamond, and now there
seems to be hitch somewhere.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
TO CURE

weak stomach, lossof appetite, fatulence,
nightmare, coated tongue, offensive
breath, jaundice, bad complexion, liver
spots, yellow eyes, constipation, palpita-
ton Of the heart, and short breath after
meals, take DR., Deane's Dyspepsia Pills.
Eat plenty of good nourishing food A
pill after each meal. White wrapper if
constipated, yellow if bowels are regular.
rs cents at druggists. Send to us for
free sample.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
GAME POSTPONED.

On account of the extra rush on the
coal docks the game which was to
have been played by the Black Dia-
monds of A and B dock with the Rari-
tan Copper Works first team yesterday
afternoon, was postponed to an in
definite date.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
No wonder.

Mrs. Chester Park-Who is your
favorite writer?
Mrs. Bond Hill-My husband.
Mrs. Chester Park Why, ] wasn't
aware that your husbands talents
ran in that direction. What did he
ever write?
Mrs. Bond NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
natl Enquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
Dingusted.

"sir," said the old lady, 81 am quite
consumed with thirst. Can you di-
rect me to a soda water fountain in
this neighborhood?"
''Soda water!" exclaimed Weary
Walker. "Say, lady, you don't deserve
to have thirst. ."-Philadelp
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23

eff 1 had money she said, languid-
ly, I'D be the most indolent person in
the world. I'd have some one to do
everything for me. I'd even have some
one to wish for me-"
"Wish for you?" he replied. eyes, if
you had TIE money, I'd wish for you
myself. "-Tit-Bits
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
MONITORS AND COPPER WORKS

The Raritan Copper Works first team
will meet the Monitor baseball team
of Dublin in game on the Copper
Works diamond at 80 o'clock this
afternoon. The battery for the Copper
Works will be Lind and Higgens.
Mr.. Larkin umpire.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
Careless of Him.

Mrs.-You didn't kiss me good-by
this morning.
Mr.--I kissed you seven times right
here in the hall.
Mrs.-Yes, but not once at the
door.-Newarll News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
Her scheme.

'How do you suppose she manages
to make her husband still love her?"
"Why. she won't let him draw on
her principals; and that, of course,
keeps up the interest Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
WIN Cure consumption.

A.A. Herren, Finch, Ark writes, "Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar is the best prepara-
tion for coughs, colds and lung troubles.
l know that it has cured consumption in
the first stages" You never heard of any
one using Foley's Honey and Tar and
not being satisfied Sold at Sections Phar-
macy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23

Don't let the little ones suffer from
eczema OF other torturing skin |
diseases. No need for it, Doan s
Ointment cures. Can harm the most
delicate skin. At any drug store, 80
cents.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
very suitable.

Mrs. Won Blumer-I can't make up
my mind what paper to put in the
nursery.
Won Blumer-Why use paper at all?
Why not try nice shade Of sheet
iron Town Topics.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
HANsEM's LATEST CHALLENGE.

H. P. Hansen, the Danish champion
of this city, is now out with chal-
Ienge to wrestle any five men in Perth
Amboy. Hansen will throw the five
men in an hour or forfeit the sum of
BOO.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
Whnt Ther Inddcnte.

A phrenologist says that the bumps
on married mans head frequently
indicate the possession of a strenuous
wife.-Chicago Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23

No man can cure consumption. You
can prevent it though. DR.. Wood s
Norway Pine Syrup cures coughs.
colds, bronchitis, asthma. Never
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23

The Coming Man-Will you let me
be your clinging ivy?
The Coming Woman-Yes, dearie,
and I'll be your sturdy oak.-N. Y.
Weekly
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
wnnted Commenced InformntIon.

The Maid-But, papa, he dances di-
vinely!
The Sire-Why didn't you say in the
first place that he was blankety blank
fool?-Town Tonics.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-23
The Rnnnuet.

The moth he is an epicure
Who eats full oft with dainty zeal
He eats his fill.
You foot the bill
Fer his nice fifty dollar meal.
Washington Star.