New-York tribune., 1903-07-08
I'ENNOI.

Do YOU remember how the sun
Went shmmering across the dew
That day when May just begun
And ali of life and love were new?
SrG1gb gyPSy 5a9 fed Id and wood can you forget
That day when you were Aucassln
And l was Nicollette?
And then the wonder of that night
When the white moon n. went yer up up the sky
And We two promised t,s+ by its 6,,i9 ghI not die
By stern, parental laws beset
! think we quite enjoyed our woe
And you were Romeo
Tonight we meet again-we two;
] chaperon my daughter-you
YaWn while YOU watch and wait your wife
You slrmber while we drive uptown,
Tonight. when you are Mr. Brown
-iTheodosia Garrison in Life.
At NJ Joubet's birthplace, Monteimar, the name
is pronounced "Ioubett," but in Paris and other
parts of France the President is called Loubay.
The word I,oubet actually means poodle dog
Orderly oficer-why don't you conane that man.
no sir e amt drunk-why, l seed s and
moye."-(Sporting Times.
Sir Henry AcIand showed great kindness to for
egners On one occasion he appears TO have
given away a waistcoat to a German The Ger
Immediately wrote asking for other articles
1t seems he had heard and dgested the proverb
that lone good turn deserves another"
This is how his request appeared in German-Ba-
boo English. 1t begins in the Ollendorf manner:
'I am much afraid of having trousers; but
I have two coats in London also still another pair
of boots It is an article costly that will take
the liberty to call at noon to hear if you have
been able to find pair of your your honored
family's. People is generally looking much at
trousers. and. in fact. are indispensable. Hoping.
Honorable Sir and Doctor, you will kindly pardon
this considerate application" etc.
ANY objections to my smoking here?" asked
the extensively cheerful man, as the vessel gave
another disquietng lurch
chair 'hereEor hereafterEtci CONNER
cial Tribune.
"A gentleman should always treat a lady In a
gentIemanly manner" declares The Carbondale
Carbondalian' at the opening of item which Is
funny enough to make you scream in spite of its
seriousness But this" continues the editor. is
not the kind Of treatment the EDITORS wife re-
ceived last Monday evening at the hands of the
dentist who Is here for short time While suffer
ing with "a severe toothache. she went to him to
have the tooth extracted and he refused 10 do IT
simply TO spite US account OF little trouble re-
garding some jobwork during the time of the Kaw
River flood. Had 1t been our tooth which was
doing the aching and he refused to pull it, mat
ter would he different. but to make some one else
suffer on our account anything but a gentle
manly act on his part"
No Independence-Tye is the Fourth of
Knotley-why don't you say independence Dav?
-(Brooklyn Life.
Mile Sarah Broido young lady doctor has
II is reported from MaTseilles. obtained pro-
fessionaI engagement on board steamer plvine
between that city and Algiers. The circumstance
is noted. as Mile Brodo is the first French doc
teuTesse who has been engaged board shin
Hitherto ships doctors had 1t all their own wav;
but they have now to face the competition of the
doctoress. Already Mile. Broldos example is
being followed and two others of her sex are ap-
plying for medical berths other steamers regis
tered at the port of Marseilles
Another Trihute-"Never until now" said Mr..
Arlington SewbuTbs. who had spent the afternoon
hoeing in the garden have realized the full force
OF that painting called The Man with the Hoe -
baltimore American