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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
ANnx Ee Mns ArreSteO.

"When | was in the legislature" said
the Kentuckian. Il was called over 10
the penitentiary to see an OLD 1rlend.
He said that wasn't a place to keep a
gentleman in and asked him to get him
out. How'd you get in. Jim! l asked.
swell. MI. Tom. it was this way:
You know peppery little DR.. Smith
down to O~wensboro? Well, l met him
on the street and SEE to him. doc, I'm
feeling SO bad | think I'm sick Feel
ing bad, are your he seq. well, Jim'
he SEE, why don't you take some
thing?"
s".And that night, Mr.. Tom, took
his two mules"
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Hypocrisy.

"Can you sincerely say that you never
descended to hypocrisy?' asked the
man of severe standards.
"Well," answered Mr.. Bliggins, II
must confess that l once sat and listen
ed to my daughters commencement
essay and pretended to be as much en-.
tertained as if l were at a baseball
game."-Washington Star.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
The Only Thing They Ever Did.

John Bright's powers Of sarcasm
were almost unrivaled. Some of his
sharpest u%tterances have been against
members of the nobility. When boasts
had been made of the antiquity Of a
prominent family, that their ancestors
came owe with the Conqueror, his re-
ply was prompt, II eve heard that
they did anything else."
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Wanted Every Detail.

Pauline. aged six, was listening to
the story of the marriage at Cana and
the miracle of the water and the wine.
After her mother had finished her re-
cital the little girl inquired:
Mother. what did you say was the
name Of the gentleman what gave the
party ?"-New York Tribune.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
First June5 Last } uly II
NOTICE OF MORTGAGE SALE.
State of South Dakota,

State of South Dakota, &C
County of Grant.
Default having been made in the conditions of
a mortgage executed by Peter j. Ekbere and
Tilda Ekberg, mortgagors, to Josephine d.. Ella e,
NOR tgagee, dated June p, 1894, recorded June
%, 1894, in book 80 of Mortgages, pages 9, III and
II, In the office of the register of deeds of Grant
county, South Dakota. at nine O'Clock and ten
minutes, a. m. notice is hereby given that the
said mortgage will be foreclosed by sale of the
west one-half of the southeast quarter and the
southeast quarter Of the southeast quarter
and the southwest quarter OF the north
east quarter Except three acres IN the
northwest corner of SAID southwest quarter OF
the northeast quarter) all in section twenty.siX,
township one hundred and nineteen, range fifty,
Grant county, South Dakota, containing l5'
acres and fifteen one hundledths more or less
according to the government survey thereof, the
premises described in said mortgage at pubic
auction by the sheriff of said Grant county on
tne25th day of July, 1903, at , O'Clock p. m. at the
front door Of the court house in the city OF MIL
bank, in said Grant county to satisfy an indeot-
edness of S494. sc, which amount ls now due upon
said mortgage together with an attorney Zee OF
S25, stipulated in said mortgage and the costs OF
this foreclosure, which said mortgage contains
a power of sale which has become operative by
Mortgagor's failure TO pay said debt as aforesaid
Dated at Milbank, South Dakota, this 4th day
of June, 1903.
JOSEPHINE d. BLAKE.
Mortgagee,
THAD L. FULLER, Attorney, Mllbank, S. d..
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Describing 1t Exactly.

1.-THE world isn't what it used to be-
complained the cynic. Formerly a
man had some chance. Now it Is just
E1e-iust like
",Just like a church fair" said the
listener. supplying the lacking smile
without an effort.-Judge.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
Not Wholly Idle.

Clara-Does Harry help you with
the house cleaning?
Harriet-Well, he hangs the pictures
crooked and does the grumbling.-De-
troit Free Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
Hi. PrOuI BOaat.

"What is your position in the choir? 7"
asked the new church member.
Absolutely neutral" replied the mild
tenor. II don't side with either fac
ton"
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srcRET SOCIETIES

u11BANK LODGE No 20,
b 4. M.,ings at Masonic Hall, on
/ stated meeuir of each month. Visiting
thursday esssaa;ahv invited to attend.
Lsu are co.u S. S. LoCKHART, W. M.
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A Few Words.

Ibid you have many words with
your wife last night!'
No: ouly a few words. but they
were repeated-yery often."-Ally $40
per.
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r. .pCH MASONS. NlLBANK
IA .nter No. Is. stated mon,h "
ID fourth i.nnmnan,ons cordially invited.
visiting oN GEO. MITCHELL, Il. P.
Ecker, Sec.
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k.s.-s.;nnssr, G5A FosI5 No Monday toi sss'e Of " each
n st Asson'' Mrs. SOPHIA NIxsoN, W. NJ.
Il p. W1sEAAs. Sec.
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E~yskAH 5 psssEE S.e hns90s Second a0s .nd
NO. 10. a, |. o. o. +. Hall.
Thurso''' MRS. FRANC WooD, N. G..
,os SNYDER. Sec.
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SHENANDOAH No. 54
i. o. Tuesday evening at Berklu
Meets ever hrethren cordially invited.
visiting WIN. JENNINGS, N. G.
/ PAsco, Sec
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,rrs oF PYTHIAS-Banner Lodge
NIGEL meets every Wednesday In Work
MOL W. j. FERGUSON, &C.
ball. ,R Es
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NV Security Lodge No. T.. Meets
w.. and third Mondays In Workman
d nfS' MATT. RoURK. M. w.
ItD T. HORTON, Recorder.
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observation-disclosures of Second ave. and
Y fifth st. Sunday school at II a. M, and
Yacning service at 7:3O p. m.
REV. ROBERT STRUTz, Pastor.
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DROTESTANT EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Services held every alternate Sundayin Ad-
htsts church at l0:45 a. m. and 7:30 p. m.
adiy school every Sunday at noon. Lecture
~atenearsala at 100 p. m. on Saturday proceed
sSundsy service. See local column for date
sunday service. REV. II. NELSON TRAGITT,
Missionary in Charge.
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|,eREE OF HoN0RLPTosection Lodge t,d
meets in A. O. U. W. hall hrst ana 'h'rd
Fsdiy ea0n MRS. WIN. ENos, c. Fl.
! D. B%URKHARDT, Rec
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EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN CHURCH.,
Y services every other sunday at lOo'clock
n. o. ii. E~NGELBRECHT, Pastor.
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Tug AMERICAN BIBLE S0CIETY'S DE-
= rUSlTORY at HERALD-ADvANCE office.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

,,ouTs OF THE MACCABEES. Milbank
Mani Tant No "a. meets First and Third Friday
,,as Of each month at A. o. wv. Hall
my r K. A. II. LEE, Com.
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CHURCHES

NEvENTH DAY ADVENTISTS sabbath
! School every Saturday at 1870 p. m. 81.
kRsadlng and social meeting at 2:3o p. m. All
e~eordislly invited TO attend these meetings.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23
RenOvating Mattin z.

In taking up mating old tack heads
sometimes leave circles of rust. If
the mating is to be turned, it does not
matter, but if not and you want to re-
move the rust stains have in readiness
some muriatic acid, dry cloths, n hot
iron. a sponge, 4 bowl of boiling water,
an old nailbrush and bucket or two
of cold water Cover the spot with
white paper and place n hot Iron upon
it. When the spot is well heated, dip
cloth in the acid and apply to the
spot. This will turn it vivid yellow.
Then dip the brush into the boiling
water and very quickly apply it to the
spot. Sponge off with cold water. Sew
cral applications will be required to
correct the effect Of the acid, which is
very strong. BE careful only TO touch
the stain, as the acid will spread if
given 4 chance.
For ordinary purposes in renovatin=
mating sweep it free from dust, WHIP
ing off with 4 cloth dipped in tepid wal
ter in which has been put a teaspoon
full Of ammonia. This brightcns the
colors. Too much ammonia tends 10
fade them.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23
FOR THE HOUSEWIFE
For the window Box.

For the city dwellcr who cannot en-
JOY the liberties of country or SuDur-
ban life during the long summer
months there are many ways OF Great
ing little beauty spots at home. 10
most of us nowadays even the privl-
lege Of little back yard garden plot
has been denied. for the Enclosure OF
the modern dwelling presents only tn"
fOrbidding aspect Of Il concrete yard.
To bCautify Il window is Il very simple
matter. 4 little ingenuity. som" nails
nnI I couple of brackets will accom-
pliSiI wonders. says the Philadelphia
InUuirCr. one of the most LONELY ana
yet one of the pretticSt IDEAS may he
got from just Il plain sweet potato.
Put the vegetable in 4 wide mOuthed
bottle and keep ii covered with water
In a week or two sprouts will begin to
appear. AS soon as these come out of
the bottles mouth tack up Il couple OF
strings and train the vine 10 run up
the side of the window frame. The
growth will in short time manifest
itself luXuriantly. making Il pretty
frame for the winter plants and early
spring potted flowers, banked or stood
on brackets ut the window.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23
Farming In the South.

The Passenger Department of
the Illinois Central Railroad Com
pany Is Issuing monthly circulars
concerning fruit growing, vegetable
gardening, Stock raising, dairying
etc, In the States of Kentuckey,
West Tennessee, Mississippi, and
Louisiana. Every Farmer, or
Homeseeker, who will forward his
name address, to the undersigned,
will be mailed free Circulars Nos
I, 2, 3, 4. and 5, and others as they
are published from month to month.
E. A. RICHTER,
Travelling Passenger Agent. Park
building, Pittsburg. Pal II If
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23
The Wastes of the Body

Every seven days the blood MUS
cles and bones of man of average
size loses two pounds of worn out
tissue. The waste cannot be re-
plenished and the health and
strength kept up without perfect
digestion. When the stomach and
digestive organs fail to perform
their functions, the strength lets
down, health gives way, and dis
ease sets up. Kokol Dyspepsia
Cure enables the stomach and d.
gestive organs to digest and assimi.
late all of of the wholesome food
that may be eaten into the kind of
blood that rebuilds the tissues and
protects the health and strength Of
the mind and body. Kodol cures
indigestion, dyspepsia and all stom-
ach troubles. It Is an ideal spring
tonic. Sold by
Opera House Drug Store
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23
Get What You Ask For.

When you ask D. A. Henderson,
for Bunsen's Pine Tar Cough
Honey see that you get 1t as he
always keeps full supply on hand
and likes to sell 1t to you, as every
bottle Is warranted for all the label
calls for. He will cheerfully re-
fund the money If satisfaction IS
not given. Large size bottles soc
Be sure the name of Bunsen's Pine
Tar Cough Honey Is on every
bottle.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23
A Splitting BackacAe.

Pains in the back and loius are
the most common symptoms of
kidney troubles. These pains are
mostly caused by overwork, over.
exertion and worriment. Men and
women alike are subject to these
pains, but relief is quickly obtained
by using DeBell's Kidney Pills.
Price CSC. Every box warranted.
Sold By D. A. Henderson,.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23
Handy Ironing Board.

A is the board. l by T. inches by >
feet long; + the foot, by / inches by ,
feet long, with notch on one end TO
clamp on edge Of table; G G are two
pieces . by . by II inches nailed under
board. through which n hole is bored
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23
Little MiIIiOnnires.

Little MiIIionnires.
Twenty little millionaires
Playing in the sun
Millionaires in mother love,
MiIiionaires in fun;
MilliOIaires in leisure hours,
Mil!ionaires in joys,
Millionaires in hopes and plans,
Are these girls and boys.
Millionaires in health are they
And in dancing blood;
Millicnaires in shells and stones,
Sticks and moss and mud;
Millionaires in castles
In the air and worth
Quite q million times as much
As castles on the earth.
Twenty little millionaires
Playing in the sun:
Oh. happy they must be,
Every single ong
Hardly any years have they,
Hardly any cares,
But in every lovely thing
Multimillionaires.
Youths Companion.
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sIs,ersv!l.e, ". Va,
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23

PARTS OF THE BOARD.

ut D D. When in place, a bolt one
quarter inch thick is put through the
holes and couples the foot TO the board
and also forms n hinge. The ironing
board clamps on the kitchen table and
when not in use shuts up like pocket
knife Ca. G. Rempel in Practical
Farmer.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23

your Wine of Cardui and only needed to
take three bottles when / was fully re-
covered"
77TlHEN Miss Rose Owens, who
w has a responsible position in
wv the Government service at
Washington, D. c., decided to
try Wine of Cardui, she made a wise
choice. Over a million women have
beenrelieved of female weakness By this
same Wine Of Cardui. 1t is not
strong medicine but may be taken every
day in the year by any woman with
benefit. 1t does not force results, but
corrects arrangements of the menstrual
organs. 1t strengthens the nervous
system, gives tone to the bodily func-
tions, acts directly on the genital
organs, and is the finest tonic for wo-
men known to the science Of medicine.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23
MISS ROSE OWENS,
No. 72O Seventeenth ST.,

eff every suffering woman
has the same experience with
Wine Of Cardui that ! had,
your medicine will be most
popular. About a year ago
/ began to have a worn out
tired feeling with lassitude,
pains IN the back and head
which kept increasing every
month. felt that l needed
something, but to get the
right medicine was the trou-
BE. I finally decided on
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23
WASHINGTON, d. c.

IF you are a suffering wo-
man we would say to you
that Wine of Cardui seldom
fails to completely cure any
case of female Ills. We say
emphatically, it never fails
to benefit. Every day hun
dredS of sufferers are writing
to our Ladies Advisory De-
partment. The letters are
opened by persons oompe-
tent to give advice. Mrs.
Jones was cured tv follow
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-23

ing the advice which was freely given
her by the Ladies Advisory Depart
ment. Miss Owens was cured without
advice by just buying q sl00 bottle of
Wine of Cardui from her druggist and
taking this great medicine IN the pri.
vacy Of her home. No doctors e1-
animation, treatment or advice is nee
esSary. You have read what these two
cured women have written. IS this not
enough to lead you to determine to be
rid Of suffering?
August IS, 1900, Mrs. ". Il. Jones,
of Cameron, No, writes:
II suffered terribly at monthly periods
for three years. / would sometimes 90 for
seven months with no flow at all. Now
/ have my health hack again and am
expecting to be confined in January.
cannot praise your medicine enough"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-13

burning Of the cars. II this can happen on
the surface 1t Is easy to imagine the panic
which may be caused when the crippled car
Ii under ground. with the exits at some dis
lance perhaps from the scene Of the acct
dent and the passageways narrow and tor
tuous.
The greatest care must be exercised in
this respect Of providing against sudden
mad rushes by hundreds Of people. Even
II the tunnel is amply ventilated SO that
bursts of smoke from burning fuses and
motors will be carried of quickly to the
open air there is always a strong probable
ity that some passengers. upon the unsched-
uied stopping of a subway train, will at
tempt to jump out ito see what Is wrong"
or try to get the more quickly to the
next landing stage. This happens even on
the elevated tracks in New York, where the
average car rider Is imperatively in a hurry
Not even the closing Of platform gates will
prevent. The force of example Is conta-
gious and panic quickly spreads whenever
anything goes wrong with the equipment.
This situation presents to two necessities.
first. to make the tracks and sideways of
the tunnel safe for pedestrians the electric
conductors being beyond reach, and next to
minimize the danger of failing fuses by
keeping the train loads down to safe
point. This latter proposition is of grave
Importance. 1t has been estimated that the
subways. II run to the full capacity will
not relieve the congestion which now causes
New York street transport to be menace
to human lif,.
The tendency in railroading is to get the
greatest amount of work out of every item
of equipment. 1t Is to be expected, unless
effective regulations are enforced, that the
subway trains will be long. heavy and dan
gerously close to the point of possible
breakdown. In Paris the trains were very
heavy. Judging from the spectacle which Is
offered on any of the lines in New York to-
day the chances of failing fuses and conse-
Quent tie-ups when the subway is put in
service are grave indeed. Thus 1t is abso-
lutely necessary, If tunnel panics are to be
avoided. that the fullest provision should be
made for the quick and safe handling of ex-
cited crowds underground as well as for the
thorough ventilation Of every tube. In any
case the tunnel should be brilliantly lighted
by an electric system independent of that
which furnishes the propulsive power.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-13
Friday Bargains i'm
Summer Silks.

At yards Bright Navy Blue Pongee. silk and ISLE
warranted fast color; 80 inches wide.
soc. a yard. Was 85c.
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Mr.. Bryan's Invective.

Mr. Bryan is being lectured roundly for
applying the term 'bunco steerer to Mr..
Cleveland. He was. In that del1verance,
although very human. both impolitic and
impolite. He exceeded the bounds which
public men of his grade. as a rule. set to
their more formal criticism of rivals and
opponents.
But how mild that term sounds when
compared with the terms that were applied
to Mr.. Cleveland in this town ten years ago
by politicians of national reputation ana
the highest standing. in open conversation
in the corridors of the Capitol, in the lob
bies of the hotels. at stag parties. ana
wherever else men gathered to discuss In
formally the political situation! Mr.. Cleve-
land had lust shown his hand on the silver
question. and the friends of silver, from
the south and from the west. were in
state of the highest Indignation They felt
that their cause had been betrayed. and
they gave expression to their feelings in
language which only politicians. schooled
in strong controversy, can command. They
said things,
The story is told of mob whose work
had been of most atrocfouS character. The
eyes of the victim had been gouged out.
His ears cut off. His lips slit open. Pro-
tracted torture had been applied before the
fatal stroke was delivered. The members
OF the mob feeling themselves entirely safe.
had done their very worst. and had not
been in the least degree softened by the
howlings and pleadings of the poor creature
in their power.
When all was over they discovered a
negro in the bushes near by. His eyes were
big saucers. his knees were bending
under him. and his terror was complete.
He had witnessed the whole lood-curdling
scene. A member of the mob rushed for
him. dragged him out into the open. and
proposed to his comrades another killing.
The negro begged for his life. and promised
any terms the mob might impose. Il sup
pose if We turn you loose" said the man
who had captured him. you II go off and tell
people that we treated that fellow badly,
and try to make trouble for u.s.. mo, in
deed. boss! No. indeed. sab, I seed 1t ALL
and l think you let him off mighty light!'
When one recalls what was said OF Mr..
Cleveland in the fight over the repeal of
the Sherman act by some of the most emil
nent men who had helped elect him Presi-
dent. there is a feeling that Mr.. Bryan has
let him OFF mighty light
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-13
Subway Dangers.

The Paris tunnel horror has greatly in
terested New York. and with ample reason,
for that big city is soon to be given the use of
a subway system of Its own. Questions are
now being exCitedly asked of the engineers
as TO the prospective safety of the tunnel.
the combustibilty of the cars. the RELIABLE
ity of the electric equip ment, the methods
of ventilation and the like and the care
fully framed answers are intended to reas-
sure the public anxiety. But they are not
wholly satisfactory. There is no guarantee
that the tunnel. which will be operated by
electricity in the case of Paris. will not
be the scene of frequent stoppages. One
engineer. not connected with the system,
forecasts considerable difficulty from the
cvercrowding of the subway trains and the
consequent blowing out of fuses and the
starting of fires.
The cars IL Is urged. viii be non-c ombus-
tible up to the window lines and only partly
combustible above Thus arrangements of
the electrical machinery under the car body
Will not cause the firing of the cars them
selves. But II is a common experience in
New York to see the blowing out of fuses
start minor panics. marked occasionally by
the serious injuring of passengers. even
though there is no actual danger of the