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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17
Dos observation-disclosures

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feit gum neuen 2ebrlins): .G:e &inns
labe nimmit 0u Dir bann nit rauf,
baran taben Define @orednser au;b
immer g 3abnSieben g%elernt."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17
NORTHUMBERLAND.

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MIDI in Die 8aben 9ebiiIen, Mabame!!"
% q (entieBD: lin @Ottesz
pilen, pai9en Sic benz Imi raid
bas Maul aus, 2t5ette!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17
ier's mOdt' i9 bod bab'n-ba is nt9t
anal a. 8ett b'rtp!"
Dte Bfuut.

rSie 8riefe bon 9ans laiIe ib meme
Gltern ni9t leien.-Sie nirben bic
iberf 9nengli9en Musbriide fetner
sliibenben 2iebe bod ni9t perfteben
unb auberOem pumpt er m / Of
| m m AMI"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17
AHa DER Eriiirlc.

2ebrer: nSlu&en ii etpas Ser
b%otenes; pie beiben Die 2sute, bic trobs
benz flu6en9"-2 8 Of vuns
terpffiaiere!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17
3u b%erfanfen.

Wilbes unb cultipirtes 9arb in MinneIo.
ia, Horb : Dafota unb Wisconiin Bebin=
9nn9en u. Yreiie fon1men faum in 8etra9t.
%. s. 0an0Dfe & Co.,
27slir go. 1875. Npe. g., ct. Gloub.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17

rWie fpmmen Sic nur baou, mir Elm
8outet gu iiberrei9en?"-u@i tletnes
Nnbenfen, Mabame-beute tit es ges
rabe Elm Sabr, baB i9 bel Sbnen
bettle."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17
llntrr ~Errunniuuru.

rSulba Fat ii9 nit benz prooifor
aus Der GnselzQ potbets p~erlobt."-
rI4 9ott, bas 1T bod, muir elm propts
iorii6es @erhSltutb!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17

Sp,sr bspsuteube, eriabrens Spe,iaIiit lit IN ben sans
aen Ieretnisten Staaten gut nno 81 ietn,rt Sorteti
Sefauut peaeu Der pteIen punoerbaren SetlIr9en PEI
brpnii&en, ~nerpSien uno ipesieuen 9eiSen, iopte bet
Quoeus uub Sbrentrantbetten, pelbe Der Sunlf anoerer
Nsr;te uue Spestaliiten geipottet batten. S9ni lfept 5ur
Ss,ts s,as g saSst Idsas' S saS' sriab slugsas ,psiss lie in
ben srSssrsu SeipitaIsrn gurepas uno amsrltas 9elaM'
melt boben, ss ibmeu ermSslidt, perborsene unS dronts
{ s,;: S,antssii sn m m5. sTISis q d ssiiss; n Ss'i ib san anaatss:
brcdener griols eiebt ibnen einen anipru@. aut oGs
Sutrausu Der 9eibeuSen on auen Srten. Sn teosm SaIs
PirO cine sPrIias anii$t susssiprO$sn: 81 M s ssrs Sda
Ole Offices iinb ausssraitet NIT wifieni4aftltben Una
i,runlentsu, wsI4e ibsr 5000 9etoitet habsn. .Darauter
lit Elm X>StrablenS Ipparat. NIT oeisn 9tfe DIE '"Her'
fen Srsaue Iei4t nnterindt perosn foaneh.
Setluu9eu, 100 an0cre erfol8loS
tparet.
sranfbetteu Der ausen unb Obren;
@rauuIisrsnss ausesIiSsr. Stssr, ,s iSas'ea @rsr, massa
p%srbtuSsrt, iantsnbe Sbren, Saubbett. Srantbets
ten Der u a ( { unb hes s alies: 8atarrb, Sron3ts
u.s. ait9 SDs,sp Tsi nnpsrba Its ssiltofitst. ssIss
fx6t. Rferens unb SIatenbei9werbsn:
Sarnrutr, srisbtids Wierentrantbeit. breunenSsr Grtn
vim. . Lst, s s1i.: s sRlsTaT S Ssshs6Mt; S Saars,
Gntitslunaen hes @sRdts. gcsema, Seidwars uip.
RerpenIetben: gpilspfe. Spferts, Sasnnns'
WanseI on 9ebenstraft, &heamattsmus, NsnralSts.
Ser,ifSruuaeu, SerstIopfen, S4ptnbeI nip. Sewa1le
inS srebsseI6plre werbeu i4mersIos nod ether nenen
Wstbose esbeiIt. Sdmorrboieen unit, QUE Srantbeiten
bes WlaitDarmss. Observation-Disclosures
bofte gseridtebunaen unb 0siteaun9en Der Sr9ane.
ubsrmasiosr WonatsFub, Nerpeiitdt, S9pdds, uiw.
Woberne SebanbIunespei5e, bic f4 au9emetn ais ers
fpIoreia erpieien bat. Refine nnan9enebmen unterln.
9nnssn: S.tns gam nS.i % per- Tesss, mit .iu = arg y .ur
SeIpretuua Az fomn1en. Rouinlattonen 9ehetut nno TN
gsrtrau.n. Mibseitaltunaen, S%luupiub. &adsratb!s.
aunssn. Sropt. IMMACULATE entutaeInnS trseno simss
uuS %oetrdfttQt,
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17

rWie itebt benin Sbr S9irm aus,
ber lit ia obal?"-nNa seniB, ben bale
i9 mir mad Mab bauen lahen!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17
5nmoristischo
aus rinrn, Observation-Disclosures

Die 3ubDrer binsea nit unte,s 81
f6lasenen 8einen an zen 2ipren be3
GraGblers.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17

Gin Wann wtrb sem,B wa9Ieu, menn el
pr Bob lebt, bas aus Grpin'S bettcm
Well sema9t 1T. SIS mirb mebr gtdbrtoii
prei,roir BON benz Weisen, Der mad unIern
Wetboben in feines Weebl %u,nsepanoelt pirb,
als in irsens einem iontmo fabri3irten Webl
@eiBes, lei9tes unb fotbares grsb 1T, pas
Sbr babt, wenn Sbr @ruin's Nebl sebraudt.
$. 6. Grbin,
@itn WiQs. ct. @Ioub. Winn.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17
DIR. FENNER'S
KIDNEY and
BackaChe
si Al sassa as:da f S SsssSs. 'OTIDE
Also Rheumatism, Back
ache. HeartDisease Gravel,
Dropsy, Female Troubles. S~AAA

Don't become discouraged. There is a
cure for YOU. IL necessary write DIR. Fenner.
He has Spent q life time curing just such
cases as yours. All consultations Free,
"Your Kidney and Backache Cure has
rured two yery bad cases among our custo-
mers the past year whom the doctors haa
given up. j. L. STILL & CO., Woodland Ia
Druggists, Soc, 81. Ask for Cook Book-Free.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17
Nene &leiDertofe, 1eue Sei0e,
l1eller &letDerbei ab, 11e1e &nDpfe,
reue Seibenipiben.

Ser populdre Store mtrb nit ether
iol@ elmer Nustpabl lit @lenpaare1t.
Gan1er : Sftrts, Na5igen, Mdntlen,
Bel5en, llnter5eug, 6anoi6uben, Gor>
ietten, @aiits, Watittngs etc. nod po=
pnldrer letn.
@s gerei@t uns 5um @ergniigen, lol6
einen groben Sorratb st iol6 iiber=
5eugeno ntebrtgen Yreil en fir err ter
&lal1e Nrtttel por5u5etgen. 9te it6
itets mebrenben 8erfaufe werben &C.
niigettD mebr @el6dft TT allen 9eparte=
ments er5euge1, l1m bie @ewtnre betIuns
glet95uma6en.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-09-17
EtpBTrnf.er.

Or (bei ieiner premiere):
nWenn nur bic 3piiGenatte nt9t pdz
ren-ba f9impft bos publttum 10 piel
aui ammen!"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02
BY AUTHORITY
NOTICE TO ARCHITECTS AND
BUILDERS.

From and after this date, no portion
of any building erected upon the ..ne
of any public street, road or highway,
will be allowed to occupy or incroach
upon any portion of said street, road
or highway.
Excepting, however, specially ap'
proved ornamental structures at an ell
ovation OF ten feet or more above
the sidewalk level.
Before beginning the erection OF any
building, for which an application or
permit is now required by law, II will
be necessary to obtain from the Sur.
veyor certified plat and memoran'
dun of the street lines and grade upon
which the building Is to be erected.
This plat shall show two or more
duly attested set-off reference marks
ir the street from which the establish
ed street line for the erection of lne
building may be obtained.
HENRY Il. COOPER.
Superintendent of Public Works.
Department of Public Works, Homo
lulu. T, H.. March 81, 1908. 24lS.3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02
ON THE ELECTRIC.

Say, Pa, where We going?"
Home"
WHY"
Time"
"Oh." After respite, See that fun,
ny.looking man, Pa"
shut up!"
How long must shut up, 'Pa'?"
It'll doomsday!"
whats that?"-but Pa looked like
the revolving fire.gate at the front
walk of Paradise. A moment later son
got another idea. PA what's that
man got in that bundle?"
Never asked him."
Would he tell you II you asked
him."
Don't know"
I'm going to ask him. Say, mister
man"-But PAS" elbow worked wei
and sons stomach felt vacant. An i'm
perceptible pause. Then: Say, Pa,
look!" PA" looked out OF the car
window and saw Bath. the plumber
loading an order for Douglas Patent
Closets on his wagon. What they do
ing that for, 'Pa'?"
PRO bono publico," said Pa" and
the passengers applauded the pat an
swcr.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02

He explained that he offered these last
amendments since all the Hawaiians
were able to raise the starches by
themselves, while the sisal was profit
able only to such as those who had the
means to purchase the machinery nec-
essary for its manufacture.
Strainer for Ava.
The fiber had one element of import
ance. Ava licenses were now granted
and the sisal fibre would be valuable
as strainer for ava. He would pre-
fer To see the Hawaiians use the fibre
for this purpose in preference to a
horses tail. II the amendment was ac.
ccpted, the speaker would himself 60
into starch cultivation.
kupihea and Interpretation.
Kupihea spoke. but the English
speaking members of the House sig
nlfied that they did not care for an in
depreciation of his remarks and no in
depreciation was made.
Keliinoi moved that the committee
arise, report progress and ask leave to
sit again. The motion was carried.
Harris moved that the report OF tho
COMMITTEES no adontod rho motion was
carried and tho House tool, n recess
until s y. m.
Evening Session.
sossior lac, ni,ht a, o,oIoor oich,oon
membors apsworing tho roll caii THO
Sneaker announcod ,hat os only n fow
anys ,noro ron,,inod =, ,ha sos.ior
a,..,,i,,., ,o..i,,,, ,,.,,,,,I -, -,
boroas,or ana ,nouhora a,ho did no, a, .
,ond would ho hoId s,ric,iy ~ accorn,
prtos n,oro ct, susnnnSo, as ,ho
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02
Business Notices.
IMPORTANT TO YOUNG MEN.

Honolulu, T. H., March 80, 1908.
Desiring that my nominations to the
Bureau of Navigation, Navy Depart
ment, for the position OF Mid-Shipman
from our Territory, shall be of the
very best available. l HEREBY IN
WIFE the application of any young
man who believes he can pass the ex
animation.
The eligibility is from Is to go years
and qualifications as laid down by the
Department Rules.
BY calling at my Office any time be
fore April 10th, he or they will be fur
nished with any and all information
desired.
J. KALANIANAOLE,
24l9.tf Delegate.Elect.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02

The best printing and developing al
the Honolulu Photo-Supply Co.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02
HENRY f. COOPER.
NoTARIEs PUBLIC.

All Commissions as Notary Public
throughout the Territory issued prior
to the 3Oth day of June, A. ID. 1900,
are hereby recalled, and new commits
sions will be issued in their stead on
being applied for.
LORRIN ANDREWS,
Attorney General, Territory of Hawaii,
Attorney Generals Office. March 80
1903 81
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02
When Will Your
Postal Come?

You who are sick and need help.
when will you ask me for It?
Why do you wait, while thousands
are getting cured? They simply write
me a postal--just as ask OF you.
| Will mail you an order-good at
any drug store-for six bottles DR..
Shops Restorative. You may take II
month on trial. If 1t succeeds. the
cost is $3.50. If II fails. | will pay the
druggist myself--and your mere word
shall decide t.
Don't you realize that such an offer
would ruin me, unless | had remark.
able remedy? Could there be better
evidence that ! am curing the sick
ones who write?
My records show that 80 out of each
20 pay for the treatment gladly, be.
cause they get well. There are 30
chances in 40 that you will gladly
pay. too
My success comes from strengthen.
ing the inside nerves. which alone on.
crate the vital organs. have spent
my life in learning how to do IT, A
weak organ means weak nerve power
II Is like weak engine that needs
more steam. To doctor the organ is
useless; what It needs is power to act
NJ Restorative alone brings back that
power, and In most of these diseases
no other way can cure.
My book will tell you why.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.

Owing to the prevalence OF insect
pests and blights on the plants and
trees at the Government Nursery. no
distribution will be made until further
notice.
HENRY +. COOPER.
Superintendent OF Public Works.
Department OF Public Works, Homo.
lulu, March 81. 1903. 241S,3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02
Corporation Notices.
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.

At the Adjourned Annual Meeting o
the Stockholders of the Kekaha Suga
Company, Limited, held at the Office o
II. Ilackfeld q Co.. Ltd, Honolulu, oil
March 3Oth, the following officers wer,
elected to serve during the ensuing
year:
Geo. N. Wilcox. ...... President
n. p. Faye First Vice President
n. A. Isenberg ...............
....... Second Vice President
w. Pfotenhauer. Treasurer
'. kIamp. ....... .......S secretary
a. Haneberg. ............ Auditor
Board Of Directors
Geo. N. Wilcox n. p. Faye
n. A. isenberg
w. Pfotenhauer r. kIamp
A. S. Wilcox e. kruse
w. PFOTENHAUER,
2ilS.3t Secretary pro ten.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02

+. c. SMITH. Gen1 Pass. & TicketAS'
@. p. DENISoN, Superintendent
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02
UNION EXPRESS CO.

At the Annual Meeting of the Stock
holders of the Union Express Com
pany, Limited, held March 81, the fol
lowing officers were elected to serve
for the ensuing year:
W. VOTERS. ......... President
Capt. c. J. Campbell. .........
.................V Vice President
c. c. conrsdt. .........Treasurer
w. J. White. .......... Secretary
N. c. Gedge. Auditor
The above Officers constitute
the Board Of Directors.
w. J. WHITE.
2ilS'3t Secretary.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02
REMOVAL NOTICE.

The TOWNSEND UNDERTAKING
co. and the Honolulu Mutual Burial
Association have removed to the Day
Building, 124 Beretania street, near
corner of Fort street. 2419.lm
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-02
GLOBE NAVIGATION CO., Ito.

Remember we connect with the 2.
NJ, N. p. and c. p. Rys. and offer com.
petitive rates from the East. shiDs
leave Seattle the 10th af each mont /.
"TampIeo" Arrive on or about Mar. I.
L. e. BEEBE, AUs,
Phone Main 2o1. Brewer DIds.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28
THE TOOTHLESS GAG.
Plny-Writer's Piece Ruined by Come
dian Who Had Lost His
Teeth.

Strange as it may appear to you, gen.
tlemen,' said the old Snowman relight-
ing his big cigar, there was time in
my career when l was a3'aid of seeing
my name in the newspapers. And
about a legitimate piece of work, too.
His listeners, some of whom had ex-
erted their professional ingenuity for
the last ten or Is years to keep his name
out of print. regarded him incredulous-
ly, relates the New York Herald.
81 wrote a play. Yes, rugged up a
funny sketch for we'll known come
dian. 1t was to be brought out in Cleve-
land, and had followed his advice and
stuffed it full of local gags that threat
ened to take the roof of when he
launched them. worked night and day
over them. They were the smartest
things ever said or thought. Laughed
myself to tears every time read them.
And the comedian himself said the thing
was great You know what that
means.
We'll, when the momentous night
came | was in front seat-not the first
row, for was afraid my face would be-
tray me as the author of the piece, you
see. / stole quietly in and hid myself
behind fat man and waited. There was
a big house-for the press agent had
worked the thing up in the local press
to advantage. My comedian finally
came on. He was funny fellow-one
of the sort who make you laugh with
out saying a word. And they laughed
then-for by singular accident he had
lost his false teeth and couldn't say
word.
1T was too late to remedy the diff
Guilty He went on through the part.
mounting terribly, and as mad as a
hornet all of the time. But he wasn't
as mad as was The audience couldn't
understand a word, yet they applauded
uproariously. You see, they thought 1t
was the new local gag. 1t was gag.
sure. couldn't make out single word
myself-not one.
81 sneaked out of the theater like
dog caught with wool in his teeth. No
thermometer, barometer, hydrcmeter.
or any other kind of an 'ometer was
ever built that could have sized up my
feelings. The papers said it was great
hit, but recommended the actor not to
try it in Cleveland again. But was so
afraid he would that l got the manu-
script back before noon. And I've
never tried to write play since. 1t
gags me to think of It."
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28
Found a Friend.

Valley City, n. Oak. July 27th.--Mrs.
Matilda NJ. Boucher of this place tells how
she found friend in the following words:
For years suffered with dizziness IN
my head and could get nothing to cure me
till about two years ago when l was ADVISED :.
cured me before'I had used the whole OF the
first box, and haven't been troubled since.
In January of this year had an attack
of Sciatica that made me almost helpless,
and remembering how much Dodd's Nd,
ney Pills had done for me before, l sent and
got some and began to take them at once.
sIn three weeks | was well, and not
trace of the Sciatica left, and l have been
well ever since.
"Dodd's Kidney Pills have certainly been
of great benefit to me. / have found them
a friend in time of sickness, and l Will al
ways recommend them to every one suffer-
ing with the troubles that bothered me.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28
RUINED THE ECHO.
rhs College students Had Been
ticinx Their Yell and Had Torn
In the Ground.

"What has become of the splendid echo
we could hear from yonder bluff last sea-
SOM" asked the returned guest OF the
summer hotel landlord, relates Judge: !. :.
well, I'll tell you. After you left last
fall there was bunch OF these here college
students come, an one night they got tull
OF love for Almy Mater. or some ot t,,lT
o. something else an they got out here in
front o. the hotel, an all at once an all
tooetber. they cut loose with the datblamed-
est thing about 'Rah. rah, ran an whole
lot more to the same effect, an that there
ecbo lust naturally must a give up the
ghost an quit, for the next morning one Q
an, he said the ground was torn up fer .
snace O. so feet square, an there seemed
to- have been turriole struggle. At any
rate. we amt seen nor heard nothin' o the
echo since"
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28

bring fruit in due time Yes, we are all
proud of our library, and the next work
of the ladies will be to fill the shelves
with good books. For older heads they
have already provided substantial his
tories and cyclopedias.
But | must stop now, for | am weak
and tired, and. as Byron says, my visions
fit less palpably before me and the glow
that in my spirit dwelt is fiuttering faint
and low. But will soon rally and then
cut flowers for the library, and especially
some choice ones for the vacant desk OF
the dear girl we mourn and who was
chairman of our library committee.
BILL ARP.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28
CAT ADOPTS SQUIRRELS.
seQuently CalicO's Maternal In
stincts PredOminated.

The story is told of cats care for
two young squirrels that shows how
helpless babyhood appeals to even
fourfooted mothers. The old squirrel,
it seems, always had to be kept out of
Calico's way, for never was cat fonder
of squirrel meat than was this old black
and white and yellow Calico.
As soon as her families of kittens,
that appeared two or three times a
year, grew old enough to eat meat she
would roam the woods and fields In
search OF. young rabbits or squarrels.
and no tree was too tall for her to climb
in search of dainty meal.
When the tame squirrel, whose life
long and bitter enemy Calico had been,
died in the early spring, leaving two
tiny babies, with eyes not yet open, 1T
was supposed, of course, that they, too,
would have to die, as no way could be
found to feed them. 1t was suggested
at last, however, that as Calico had
four small, eyeless kittens, she might
possibly be persuaded to take the
orphans. AT any rate, it was worth
trying, the squirrels might as well be
Calico's children were lifted from their
bed and put in a hat on the table. Their
mother looked concerned as they left
her, but not at all distressed. Her
babies had often been borrowed be-
fore. While Calico was not looking the
two young squirrels were substituted
for the kittens in the hat.
Presently she began to fidget and
NEW for the missing kittens. At last,
as they did not come back to her, she
leaped out of her basket and made for
the hat where the hungry squirrels
were crawling abont. When she saw
them she started back in surprise. Her
missing kittens were three colors like
herself, and about twice the size of
these dull gray things before her. She
shifted about them, and the squirrel
smell made the pupils of her eyes grow
big and her nostrils CULVER. She did not
attempt to eat them, however, but was
backing away from them with rather
fierce expression on her funny cat
countenance when one of the squirrels
whimpered-a genuine universal baby
whimper-as much like a kitten as like
anything else. That settled it. Calico
was mother, and whatever else these
things were they were babies and they
were hungry. She took them tenderly
by the neck, first one and then the
other, deposited them beside her two
remaining children in the basket they
called home, and began to feed and
wash them. To-day the squirrels are
sleek, well growh, frisky fellows, who
torment roor Calico with their pranks.
IN. Y. Tribune.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28

Some years ago there was an al q
on the bench in Berks county, wSs.
slons. in consequence Of numerous - -
ais. did not always command uniy,,,.ss
spect. One day 10 case IN which -
at his inability to see things in ! -.
light. and in the heat OF the momss. "
marked that the intellect OF the con,.lA
So dark a fash OF lightning could pa. !. y
trate it. For this contempt ii. ~ -
showed a disposition to be very sever. =
the offender. and j, was only after -
persuasi sion by friends of the latter IN. 4 I
Yielded and decided TO accept publr -
ogv. The following day the lawn,
e9rdinsly, appeared before his ho1s, =. =
made amends BY saying: Il regret -
much that | said the intellect Of Il. -. ,sl
was so dark lightning could not s ny.
t-a,e it. guess i could: Il is ver -.
tTating thing. kansas City Star.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28

"Pshaw!" she exclaimed, disgusted'
ly, as she came to the most interesting
part only to read, ito be continued,
don't see why they call these things
continued stories
MOP" queried her husband. politely.
"No; they should be called discon-
tinued stories "-Philadelphia Press.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28
Motive In His Politeness.

Little Theodore-Shall take your
hat, Miss Peake?
Miss Peake-No. thank you; but
you're q polite little man. all the same.
Little Theodore-No; faint that. i
just wanted to get the hatpin to stick
into Tommy. Me an him's goin' to
have q fight in the hall-Tit-BitS.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28

A Rank Outrage. ~-g-.l
Business Manager-And now what's
the trouble?
Irate Patron-When gave your man
my advertisement yesterday Iexphcitly
stipulated that it was to run in the
same column with the story Of the
woman suspected Of murder. Instead
OF that 1t was printed right next to the
report Of Sunday school convention.
Baltimore American.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28
The Usual Thing

al would like to know" asked the n,,..
who had son in need Of some further 49,.
ton. what Is the course al your COLES
The usual half mile course OF einders,.,
all that sort OF thing. you know" -
mindedly replied the president Of The ~.
Observation-Disclosures Press.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28
Too Much Doing.

Actor-Say, l can't play all three Of
the parts you have assigned me in this
melodrama.
Manager-Why not?
Because in the first act two Of them
engage in a fight and the third rushes
In and separates them. See?"-Chicago
Daily News,
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-08-28
a Proud Parent,

"How is Josh doing at school?"
Splendid" answered Farmer Corn
tcssel. Hes been hazed, played foot
ball and Joined two college societies,
an, amt been to the hospital once
Washinatou afar. A