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The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1903-10-24
GOLD FOUND IN WISCONSIN.
gtocIridge the Alleged Seat of n ver-
liable Ell Dorado In the
Badger State.

A find of gold that may equal Grip
pie Creek or Ell Dorado has been To-
Gated on the farm of George Howe, of
Stockbridge, Wis. For the past 20
years a gravel pit on his farm has been
open to the town of Stockbridge for
road making purposes This spring
Mr. Howe picked up a piece of rock
that had dropped from one of the wag-
ons being loaded at the pit. He OBJ
served a number of minute flakes of
a duly shining substance, and, think
ing it might be the precious metal,
took it to Oshkosh, where it was as
sayed.
The test showed the presence of gold
in a quantity that justifies the hope
that a mine of wonderful wealth may
be Developed. The sample ran 5000
to the ton, and there are, it is said,
thousands of tons of the same stuff
in the pit. Howe is man over 80
years of age, without capital, and I'M
less he can interest others with money
enough to test thoroughly the lode dis
covered, nothing will be done.
The formation of the land about the
mine shows plainly the work Of a
former watercourse or lake. The pay
dirt was found at depth of eight
feet.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1903-10-24
Henry T. Ireys. John @ Archer
RESEARCHER COTTON CO.,
COTTON FACTORS.
BILLION DOLLAR COIN.
Placed on Exhibition at
81. Louis Fair.

At the worlds fair, says the st.
Louis Post-Dispatch. it is proposed by
an eastern numismatist to give a ma
terial demonstration of a billion by
billion dollar Isl 900, 000, O00) coin, which
in size and design will be in exact pro-
portion to our current gold coin. Ac-
cepting our So gold piece as a unit of
measurement this monster coin, which
may be called "Uncle Sans pocket
piece" will be 40 feet in diameter and
30 inches in thickness. Some other d.
mansions are Of interest in showing
its immense size. Each milled edge
will be six inches across the face. The
milling will be AZ inches deep. The
lettering will be 80 inches high and the
date, 1904, AZ feet high. Each star will
be three feet across. The weight of
this billion-dollar coin, if made in gold,
would be 25,sOO,OoO, 900 grains, 53,759,-
900 ounces, 4,4s0,000 pounds or more
than 20 tons. If dollars laid edge to
edge it will make a gold path 5000
miles long, about the diameter of the
earth. Piled one on top of the other,
it will make pile of gold dollars 700
miles high. Demonstrations of value
will be shown by coins and other forms
In various metals, from the mere speck,
worth one cent, to each denomination
Of regular coins, and then by special
coins of the value of 500, 81, 900, $780,
900, and s1.ooo.OoO, leading to the great
81, OOo,Oo0,0O0 coin. Paper money and
postage stamps will enter into the
building wall and ceiling decorations,
1t is proposed to show more than 1,000,- |
900 postage stamps in artistic design.
and about $4,000 pieces of paper money
to the value Of more than 81 600 900 will |
be displayed. Special divisions will be
devoted to coins. stamps, paper money |
and unique curios
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1903-10-24
USES HATpIN ON WASHER.
Kansas Girl Makes n New Yorker
Eager 10 Deaist His Unwel-
come Attentions.

Leoti Baker, of Kansas, who is vis-
iting Mrs. Margaret Mcguire, of West
One Hundred and Eleventh street,
while a passenger in a Fifth av-
enue stage, New York, the other day.
withstood the attentions of we'll
dressed elderly masher until they be-
came unbearable, when she suddenly
took hatpin from her hat and jabbed
it deeply into the mans arm. He gave
hoWl of pain, and, leaping from the
stage, disappeared. The remaining
congratulated the young
woman, who said: "He was such
nice looking old gentleman was sorry
to hurt him, but it seems that the be-
nevolent looking old men are the worst
Washers here in New York. Why, he
was dressed perfectly lovely and didn't
look bit fiirtatious."
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1903-10-24
ROBBED THE GRAVE.

A startling incident, is narrated by
John Oliver of Philadelphia, as follow:
81 was 10 an awful condition. My
skin was almost yellow. eyes sunken,
tongue coated, pain continually In back
and sides no appetite, growing weaker
day by day. Three physicians
had given me up. Then l was advised
to use f trio Bitters; to my great
the first bottle made q decided
provement. continued their use for
three weeks. aud am new a well man.
l know they robbed the grave OF an
their victim )" No one should fail to
try them. Only so cents, guaranteed
ct B A. FINLAY & CO., Druggist.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1903-10-24
carnerie : WHO Man.

Mr.. Carnegie would have q better
prospect Of dying poor. says the Pitts
burg Gazette. IL he didn't insist on
choosing his own road to poverty.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1903-10-24
DoDGEs FORTUNE FOR YEARS.
Aged NVixconsin Woman Tries to Es-
cape a 100000 Legacy, But Is
Finally Forced to Accept IT.

Because she had suspicious that some
enc was trying to work game on her,
Mrs. Anna Christi, 70 years old. who has
lived at Dale, Wis, since 1874 has for
several years refused to answer CORE
spondence and cablegrams from Aus
trian consuls in their efforts to ind the
person to whom an estate was left in
Austria.
Finally, despairing Of ever being able
to locate the heir, the oficials wrote to
Fred Heinemann, Of Appleton who
found her in Dale and informed her Of q
legacy Of 100000 that had been left her
by her mother at Carlsbad.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1903-10-24
Y. & N. v. R. R. Special Rates.
San Francisco and return, S.

San Francisco and return, $3.50
Tickets on sale Oct. to II, 1908.
Denver, Colorado Springs and Pue-
bio, one fare plus soc for the round
trip. Tickets on sale Oct. and 4, 1903.
ST. Louis, Mo one fare plus 25c for
the round trip. Tickets on sale Oct.
TO s, 1903.
Chicago. ILL.,, one fare plus Csc for
the round trip. Tickets on sale Sept.
26 to 28, 1908.
One way End class colonist tickets
on sale for the West and Northwest
G. B. RUCKS, T. A.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1903-10-24
Y. & NJ ". r. R. Time Table
In effect Sunday Sept. 20, 1908.
NORTH BOUND

NORTH BOUND
| No. 12 - Northern Express
-............................ leaves 1;35 q. m
No. 114-Local Mail, River
Side, leaves ...............10:45 a. m.
No. 142- for Leland lv. 9:25a.m m.
No. 136-Vicksburg Accommodation
via Leland leaves 6:45 a. M.
No. 144--Rolling Fork Accomoda-
ton via Leland leaves.........4:15 pr
No. 138-Cleveland Accomoda-
tion via Rosedale, ". 2;40 p. m.
SOUTH BOUND
No. Is ~ Southern Express
leaves ..............-.12:20 am.
No. 1l1-Local Mail for River
Side, leaves.....-.......-..-3:05 p. m.
No. 1877 Cleveland via Resedale
errives.... ........... $50 q m.
No. 135-Vicksburg Accomoda-
ton via Leland ar. z pm.
No. 14l-Rolling Fork Accomoda-
tion via Leland, ar $50 a. m.
No. l48-from Leland arrives
--.....- -......-.................-11:40 q. m. |
Tarins 10 and Is, carry Pullman
Sleeper between Memphis and
New Orleans
Trains Ill and ia carry Chair
Car between Memphis and Vicl1s-
burg.
Train 142 connects at Leland
with train No. IA carrying pas
for all points north of
Leland.
Close connections made at Mem
phis and New Orleans, with diver
ying roads.
3. B. Rucks, ticket agent,
Greenville, Miss.
mo. A Scott, A. Il. P, A.
Memphis, Tenn.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-11-25

Robert Bell Of Arion was in Dsnison
On Monday.
VIM. Gilbreath was an Omaha visit
Or on Saturday.
D. F. Els, OF Ellis, was Saturday
visitor in Denison.
The Denison Normal Star has been
issued for November.
Miss Kate Henry returned Sunday
from visit to Arcadia.
Miss Rose Stone returned from Du-
buque on Sunday morning,
Mrs. Harry Mahoney has returned
from weeks visitin Omaha.
Mrs. William Gilbreath visited with
friends at Dow City on Saturday last
The painters are at work on the old
court house building repairting the ex-
terror.
Tom Curry OF Mondamin. is spending
the week in iDenison.visiting with his
friends.
The Penelope club meeting with Mrs.
j. H J. Gable has been postponed until
December 8,
Mr.. VIM. Terry and family will go to
uawarden to-day where they will spend
Thanksgiving.
Will Hoffman. living south of Arion
was called to Denison on Monday on
business matters.
Editor Harrison Rudd was up from
Dow City on Saturday looking up some
business matters.
Sher. Ainsworth. of the Elite Lunch
Rooms, spent Sunday over at Charter
Oak visiting friends.
The Friday club will be the guest of
of the Woman's club at Mrs. W. II.
Laub's next Monday.
]. L Ainsworth commenced term
of school in district No. s Goodrich
township on Monday last.
Chas. Bolts, of Missouri has been
visiting the past week with his friend
Robert Childress of near Deloit.
+ Mrs. A. Oswald. of Molten, Iowa,
visited with Mrs. q. G. Kemming on
Tuesday, returning to her home to-day
The Sears McHenry sale on Friday
last was we'll attended and the stock
and machinery founa ready purchasers.
MIR. Halver Norman of the Hotel
Normandy has leased the building jus,
north of the Review Office aud will use
the same as a..sample room.
Mr.. and Mrs. l. Cornweil left vester.
day for Los Angeles, where they will
spend the winter. Their address will
be 1901 lngrahm street, Los Angeles.
Mr.. E. A. Stone of Cedar Rapids was
Denison caller on Monday. He is
doing nice business, as commission
man, and likes the work very much.
Floyd Lyman, messenger boy for the
Western Union, has returned to DENT
son after visiting with his mother neat
Council Bluffs for the past three weeks.
The Crawford County Holiness Asso.
citation will hold. quarterly confer
ence at the Episcopal church in Denlson
beginning Thursday morning and last
ing over Sunday.
Mr. Max Huschen, formerly OF
Sckl 'swig. has packed his printing
plant and will move it to Gladbrook,
Iowa. where he will .start another
''Herold." We wish him success.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-11-25
PHOTOGRAPHER.

U. G.. Johnson d Co., lave new ad
in this issue.
Prof G. w. Lee. of Sac City, was in
Dsaison on Monday.
Mrs. Hammond attended services at
the NJ. e. church in Denison on Sunday.
Mrs. Harry Grummins is entertain
ing her mother this week from Jeffer-
son.
The Coterie Club spent very pleas
ant afternoon with Mrs DIR. Boyle last
Thursday.
Mesdames Bryan and Powell, of Para
disc township were guests at the NJ. E.
Jones home on Sunday last.
There were no preaching services at
the Episcopal church last Sabbath fore
noon, Rev. Josephs filling the pulpit at
Vail, he preached in Denison in the
evening.
! A high board fence is being erected
around the grounds where the new
court Iouse is to be built This is to
keep out all who are not entitled to adj
mission. The contractors are very care.
full as they will have the work insured
as it progresses.
Mr.. Fred Gronau. one of the sturdy
farmers and stock raisers Of Stockholm
4 township. was in Denison on Monday
He is feeding TO head of cattle and
says that while he had in 100 acres of
corn that went A bushels to the acre he
expects to buy about ten thousand bu-
shells t. feed his cattle.
Thos Coates has been liz Denison this
week. He expects to locate here in
about a month, and will either take up
the boys band again or re-organize an
adult band. Denison can we'll afford a
good band the material is here and all
that is required is some one to start the
wheel rolling and keep behind it.
4 Mr.. Oscar Ainsworth. veteran OF
many ~ wars, political fights, and
country school house debates. celebrat-
ed his Goth birthday anniversary on
Saturday last. He did not allow the
| festivities to interfere with his duties
TO Uncle Sam however, but made all
the mail trains with promptness and
dispatch.
Mrs. F. r. Shirtcliff. of willow town.
lot hnE
commission on Monday, and was exam
ined. She has been suffering for some
time, but was not considered seriously
afflicted, The commission advised thai
she be taken to the hospital at Council
Bluffs for treatment, and Mr.. Shirtclif1
will to that place with her soon.
Mr.. Jas. Luney disposed of his house
hold goods on the street in Denison Sat
urday afternoon and on Thursday to-
gether with his family he will remove
to California. where he will reside in
the future. We regret that this excel.
lent family leaves Denison. and trust
that Mr.. Luney will be successful in
any undertaking he may venture.
/ Clerk Frank Faul is in receipt of a
notice signed by the register of deeds
and the receiver at Des Moines advis.
ing the public that plat of island
covering portion of section 3,4 8 and
10, section 81, north of range Al. ives,
OF the 9th P. M, will be sold on the
22d of December. This island is loca,
ed in the Missouri river. Anyone de.
string to file bid can do so with the
proper parties at Des Moines.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-11-25

Geo. R. Knight. Of Charter OAK, was
Denison visitor on Tuesday.
Henry Harthun has been confined to
his home the past few days on account
OF sickness.
Mics Owens, Of Aurora. Ill. has been
the guest of Miss Abbie MeHenry the
past few days.
Adds Lally has been elected presi-
dent of the Sophomore Society of the
university of Notre Dame
Mrs. f. French is contemplating q
visit down east this winter, where she
will visit old time friends and relatives.
Mr. JOS Griffin expects to have sale
of. his property on the 18th of December
and will remove to California.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. Marks, of Buck
Grove, were Denison callers at the lat
ters mothers, Mrs Shaffer, on Friday.
| Messrs. Hans Henrie hsen, Frantz
Reetz and Adolpn Wendt, of Charter
Oak, were in Denison on business Tues
day.
Mrs. Rev. A. ". Gauger expected
her mother to arrive in Denison Mon
day evening for a visit during the win
| ter.
Mrs. E1. Ehler left last Tuesday fol-
| ElKe.ipto, Texas, where she will spend
the winter. Her health has been very
poor the past year and she hopes tc
improve it in the south.
| We publish in another column tic
statement of the First National Bank
| AS will be seen this bank is in the very
bestof condition. Look up the state.
mentand see the figures for yourself.
| supt. elect F. L. Huffman and wife
of west Side. were in Denison IN Satur
day last. They were in town looking fol
a..house. MIR. Huffman sayshe intends te
move to Denison some time during tn.
holidays.
Chas. Green, of Rolfe, is expected il
Denison this week, and will take hi,
mother home with him. Mrs. Greer
has not been in good health fer some
time and it is hoped the change will b.
beneficial.
Mrs. L. R. Bantock. of Crested Butt.
Colo. who has been visiting in Craw
ford county for some time expects tt
return to her home in Colorado thi
week. She has been spending the pas
week with her cousin Mrs. N. L Hunt
Mrs Jones. mother of Messrs. Jacl
and James Jones, has been very ill tn,
past week at her home near the Cathol
ic church. She is quite an old lady
and her illness is all the more severe TO
that reason. Her friends trust that sh,
may soon recover.
The Rumage Sale that has been al
vertised to be held in theSC Carey buildinf
near the Fargo house. will be held il
the Wilson house on Dec. 3, 4, and 5
The ladies are working hard for tn.
success of the enterprise and the dona
tions thus far have been valuable ani
will prove good selling articles
Mrs. W. A, McHenry, Mrs. Loui,
Seemau, Mrs. Sears McHenry, Mrs
Dora Gee and Miss Abbie McHenry
were lat home" to about two hundred
ladies on Tuesday afternoon, the re
ceiving hours being from , to 4 an6
from 3 to 5. A very enjoyable after
noon is reporte by thosepresent.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-11-25
PILLOW SALE.
To be Held at City Hall in Denisou Dc
cember /. Afternoon and Evening.

The ladies of the Ladies Aid Soci, ty
OF the NJ. E. church Will hold pillow
sale at the city hall in Denison on
Tuesday December lst, afternoon and
evening to which everyone is invited.
There will be .pilIows of ali kinds aud
slzes. Parties from other towns are
especially invited to attend the sale.
Young people contemplating matri.
mnny will also find great bargains q,
this sale. The pillows are all new, and
are OF the beet. Remember the dats
and be on hand,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-11-25

Born. to Rev. A. W. Gauger and
wife, on Sunday morning. November
AID, a daughter. The REVIEW extends
congratulations to the happy couple.
Commissioners Of Pensions has decid-
cd that the Mexican war veterans are
entitled TO raise in pension ana will
recommend that they receive sl2 in
stead OF IS rs hereafter.
| The case of young Mahteson Of Coun-
Gil Bluffs, for the shooting of Mr. Chen
ey Baker, who was trying to arrest the
young man, was decided against Mat
! heson last week, the jury finding him
guilty after being out only few mir
utes.
Mrs. Jas A. Smith, of Raymond, Ok
lahoma, is visiting al the home of her
sister Mrs. has Kemming She was
| formerly Miss Nettie Cloush. and has
many friends here who are all pleased
to see her. She will remain until after
christmas.
/ The REVIEW received a very pleas
ant call from Editor c. G. Vail and his
father, Mr.. David Vail on Friday last.
MIR David Vail resides in Pasadena,
Calf ,rnia, but formerly was lostmas-
ter and editor at New Sharon, Iowa.
Ee has teen abssnt from the state since
1897.
| Mr.. W. G. Rollins received word
from Tama saying that his uncle John
Rollins, had suffered slight stroke of
paralysis. This will necessitate re-
signing his position with the railroad
company. and together with his family
he will remove TO Denison in the near
future.
Il Robert Sherman Stock Co., is occu-
pyins the boards at the Germania opera
house all this week. On Monday night
they were greeted by full house, and
afiseamed pleased With the perform.
ance. Mr.. Sherman is good actor, and
he is very ably supported by the entire
company. Tuesday night they played
"A Woman The Cause off AL"
Mrs. Mary E. Simpson, through her
attorneys, Shaw, Sims & Kuehule, has
placed on file with the county clerk,
petitions against Fred c. Book, of Man.
lila. and Fred F. Miller. also of Man.
lila, claiming $4,000 from each defend.
ent for selling Intoxicating liquors tc
her husband thereby causing him tc
become drunkard. and spending all
his money in their places of business
Mr.. Ed. Nelson is expecting his
brother, Alex Nelson, to arrive in Den
ison this week from Nome, Alaska
where he has been for the past three
years. Mr.. Nelson mas been quite sue
cessfu in his ventures in Alaska and is
going to spend the winter in Chicago
Heis we'll acquainted with Mr.. Johr
!, Sewell, and will no doubt bring much
/ Laae##sr crest to Denison people con-
corning J1hp.
Mr.. F. w, Meyers returned thi:
morning from Centerville, Iowa, where
he went to attend the funeral ofGover
nor F. NJ. Drake Mr.. Meyers was CHIEF
} clerk to Governor Drake during the
major part of his administration. and
the friendship then commenced has ex
listed unbroken since that time. A
portion OF the space Of next weeks Re
view will be devoted to comment upon
the life and work aud characteristics
! OF the great and gooa man who is gone.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-11-25

Born. to Rev. A W. Gauger and
wife, on Sunda, morning. November
22d, daughter. The REVIEW extends
congratulations to the happy couple.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
Accommodate

Il
| A prisoner was
in court on a
charge Of steal
ing, and, the case
having been pre-
scented by the
prosecuting solic-
itor, he was or
dered to stand up.
Have you a
lawyer?" asked the
court.
mo, sir"
Are you able to
employ one?"
NO, SIR
do you want a
lawyer to defend
the case 2"
Not partickler
SIR"
well, what dc
you propose to do
about the case o.
"We-ll-ll," with
a yawn, as if,
Nvearied of the \
thing, I'm willin'
to drop the case SO
FAIRS I'm concern
ed"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
Good Re,.,.

Hoou Reason.
Nellie wrote
a lovely poem to
Mabel.
Fred I know.
But she got mad
and tore it up.
Nell-The idea!
Why?
Fred-He head
ed It Lines on
Mabel's Face"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
HE ASKED A MISS.

What's the trouble, my boy?" que.
reg the minister of young member Of
his flock. you look sad.
And ! feel sad" replied the young
man. i asked Miss Silverton to be my
wife, and she declined the honor,
hats too bad" said the parson.
But It's in accordewith the Scriptures.
Whleh says, 'Ye asked and received not
because We asked amiss.'"
Well. what would you advise me I'd
do?" queried the youth.
Next time ask widow" replied the
good man. With suspicious twinkle in
his eye.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
Worried Him.

Debt" remark
ed the frugal man.
lis a t err i b | e
thing"
1T is" answer
ed the cold citi-
zen. Nothing an
II o y S me m o l. e
than debts"
II didn't know
you owed any
thing"
Il don't. I refer
to what other PEG
pie owe me-"
Positively Brutal.
Grace-Just see
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
Positively Brutal.
Undoubtedly True

why does a We
man always carry
her purse in her
hand?"
Because if she
placed it in her
pocket it's ten to
one she'd never be
a b lie to fin d it
again."
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
Rescued.

You are very
short. Why did
you marry a wo-
m a n W h o's so
tall 2"
Because She
saved my life"
How did that
happen 2"
She told me
that if I didn't
marry her she'd
kill me-"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
A Mean Man.
Always renlem-

Always remem-
ber," S a d TIL e
beautiful girl who
was soliciting for
the charity enter
tainlnent, that the
Lord loves a cheer
full giver. .
II k n o W h c
does" replied the
square jawed old
captain of indus
try. Just give
me a cheerful rest,
will you? You're
the tenth nuisance
that has been here
this afternoon" Al
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
Jumbo-say, what do you mean by in
terrupting a fellows bath2
sHIFrlNe THE BLAME

What have you got to say for your
Self said the judge to the prisoner.
fhis man says You took $40 from his
pocket
II was my first offense, judge re-
Piled the prisoner, Il was an honest
man until met him."
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
Hazardous Sport.
Light on the Sub
iect.

Toni suppose
you are aware of
the tender feeling
l have for you?
Helen-No; I'm
quite in the dark.
Tom-That being
the case, permit
me to suggest that
we strike a match.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
Different.

DO you know"
said the man with
the waxed mus
tache, that 1
couldn't get near
the door the other
evening when you
sang at the enter
tainment ?"
There certainly
was an awful big
Gro wd," replied
Miss Screecher.
Why didn't you
come early 2"
oh, ] was there
early enough" an
swered the ungal-
liant wretch, but
i wanted to get
out"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
Friendly Com.

ment.
"Meeker's wife
buys all his ties
for him. What
do you think of
her taste?"
Mot much; but
/ admire Meekey's
nerve in wearing
them"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19

Not In Her Glass.
II a r o i d-T h e
phi to h you
sent me is just
like you, dear. I
kissed it ever SO
many times.
Mae-Did it re-
turn your kisses
Harold-No; of
course not.
Mae-Then how
can you say it is
like me?
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-05-19
A Martyr.

- Martyr.
Flo-What is a
martyr, Jack?
Jack = It's = oh,
you know = put
ting up with being
in a hole when
you don't know
any way of get
ting out of it.