Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1903-09-04
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Boast not, and the world knows No,
who you are; boast, and 1t desnlses
you for what you are.-Life.
She-Tlme will heal the wound I've
made In your heart. He-Yes; but
you'll be mad at me If it does.
wigs says his new house ba.
eighteen bathrooms" Must be fine
place! What does he call itqe
plumbers Paradise. Life.
Railroad took off his leg" Yes
and so proyidentialr 'Proyidentialgs
That's what. 1t was the leg with the
rheumatism In iti'-Atlanta Constitu.
ton.
We prefer to live In a small town
where all the people sympathize with
you in trouble, and IL you haven't any
trouble will hunt up some for you
Formosa New Era.
HAS he had much success as an
author?" "No. The publishers couldn't
sell more than hundred copies Of his
last book before 1t came out."-Chl.
cago Record-Herald.
Jones is conscientious fellow
"What makes you think sou 81
watched him play solitaire for two
hours last night, and he never cheated
once. ''-Brooklyn Life.
/ A Western paper refuses to publish
eulogles gratis, but adds: we will
publish the simple announcement of
the death of any of our friends with
pleasure. RAMS HON.
why are you crying, dear?' oh,
mother; last night | showed Henry the
hammock that we first courted In
what did he do?" He went over
and kicked it, Chicago News.
Young husband, to wife Didn't
/ telegraph TO you not to bring your
mother with you? Young wife,
know: that Is what she wants to see
you about. She read the telegram!
"Oh! yes, it was the first time they
had met, but they became real chum-
my at once is that SOP Yes,
they discovered that they Endorsed the
same breakfast food. Philadelphia
Press.
/ Wise for his years: The mother
"Bobbie, didn't your conscience tell
+ you that you had done wrong?"' Bob.
bie-''Y es'm; but | don't believe every
thing l Observation-Disclosures Public
Ledger.
Host (pairing off his guests)-"Mr
Makinbrakes, you will please take
Miss Gumweu out to dinner. Mr..
i Maklnbrakes Certainly. But. great
Scott. where? Don't you have dinner
/ here in the useg'-Chicago Tribune.
/ Most satisfactory results: Kingley
you've been to these literary clubs
and metaphysical things for two or
three years now, and what does your
culture amount to-" Mrs. Kingley-
Don't l know everybody Town
and Country.
Here Is one candid author who tells
the truth to his journal; Il generally
take q run every day-but not for ex-
eicise. The butcher and the baker are
either on my doorstep or ten yards be-
hind me. That's why | ruG!-At-
lanta Constitution.
My new play is sure To make
HIT" said the eminent actress; IL
gives me an opportunity to show TWEEN
ty superb gowns" Gracious. how
many scenes do you appear in? only
five. but one of them's scene at tie
dressmaker's. Philadelphia Press.
well" said the New Yorker, taunt-
ingly you don't see any grass grow
ing in our streets That's so, re-
4 piled the Phlladelphian, clever
scheme of yours" whats that!
ITO keep tearing your streets up SO the
grass can't grow. Washington Star
Il suppose your chances of winning
the affections of Miss Gay are as good
as the next fellow's?" Il don't know
She called me Jim very affectionately
last night" ''You don't say? Well
that's promising, isn't it?' Hardly
considering that my name happens to
be Tom
The probabilities: "McGoozle, where
are you going to spend the summer
this YEAR," well, we are hesiIatlhg
between a tour of Europe and coupe
of weeks at my wife's uncle's farm'
near Naperyille-with the chances
strong in favor of Naperville. = VI
cago Tribune.
Farmer Hornihand (reading the mar
kets)-"Pity tn President didn't hey
no more luck when he was a-nuhtln
down there in Mlssissip.' Mrs. Horli'
hand-"Why, Silas?" Farmer Hofhi-
hand-"Haint you been a-readire now
tn bears is playin' smash with In coz,
ton crop Baltimore American.
A womans bargain: Mrs. Enpeck-
81 think, Henry, that our daughter mas
made a very satisfactory marriage,
and that she will succeed very wen
in the management of her hnsbahu,