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Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Farm Implements.

Tager corn planter l McCormic reaper
in goOd ORDER ! Mccormick mower new, ]
buckeye drill, 10 running order, McCormlck
corn harvester only cut three seasons spring
tooth riding harrow, disk harrow, roller,
/ horse rake. ! Asplnwall potato planter, j
potato plOW, twO-hOrse wagon, viii Johnson
make / two-hoFse Western wagon stock
cart dearborn. York carriage. runabouti
! sleighI twO-Wheel driving cat Il seed soWer,
lO-hoTse power and wood saw. all IN good or
der, plows, 5 cultvators. / seed harrow,
spike harrows, forks, raKes, hoes, spades,
shoves, tools. l carriage pOe,l cross-cut saw
[ grain fan,l corn sheller,2 iam rackssl peach
rack, ] seal, ing cask.
8 suits OF carriage barness,l suit eouble car
riage harness, suits wagon harness, suits
rope harness, timothy hay, fall clover and
corn, % stands OF bees, also household turni-
ture.
TERMS-An bills under 5000 cash; over
that amount credit OF l2 months VIII be
given with approved security -.-
WM. l. CIRWITH EN-.
j. b. DlckersOn, auct.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
A R8mqTkobI8 Sale.
OF WOOL AND WASH DRESS
GOODS.

This department to-day offers an
unusually great stock of high and
medium class dress goods, at pri-
ces that will create remarkable
selling, this is an unusual op
portunity. The fabrics are all for
Fall and Winter wear, including
black and colors.
Every one is a remarkable value
"a value not obtainable else
wherein this sale, are some fifty
different lots, but few of which
are mentioned in this advertise
ment"
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
ADAMSVILLE.

Miss Minnie Graham, OF Greenwood, spent
fhe Arst OF the week with Mrs. w. K. Jones.
Revival services commenced at TOdd's NJ.
E. Church on Tuesday evening.
Mr.. william CrOwl, who will open store
at Hickman the,Arst Of January, on Wednes-
day sold his personal property at auction.
Miss Ella Cain, Of Harrington, is visiting
Miss Annie Collision.
Miss Clara Hopkins, Of Pennington, is the
guest Of her sister, Mrs. Harry Cedars.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Correct Clothes
FOR MEN, YOUNG MEN AND
CHILDREN.

Our line of suits, over coats and
pants are the most complete we
have ever displayed. It is a great
showing of ready-to-wear clothing
and illustrates how careful we are
in our buying.
Our reasonable prices and square
dealing have always attracted the
bright and. painstaking purchaser
to our store.
To appreciate these facts you
should come and examine for
yourself Our great assortment of
suits, overcoats ana pants.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
saturday, November q, 1908,

2 bedroom suits, new range and an extra
good double heater, I small sheet-iron air
tight stove chairs, sofa, couch, buffet, a good
Estey organ gasoline stove,and kitchen furn-
iture, dishes, carpets, lamps, mirrors, etc.
TERMS CASH on delivery OF goods.
DweiIinq OF 7-fooms for tent Town water
and well located MRS. ADDIE FOULk
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Public Sale.

Asian going to stop farming will offer
for sale at nv homeon Doctor Ridgeley farm,
on stale road leading from Milford TO Ftvo-
e~i -a Ou
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20

] bay mare, fine family horse VIII wori.
anywhere, 1 bay horse elegant driver WORK
single or uouble, pair of gray IAN exec =
lent farm team, pair Of fine mules, ana q
Years old. well broken aud wei Matched
II mich COWS, , heifers, yoke OF oxen "a pail
steers, Ho stein bull, Is mouths Old
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Public Sale.

As shall move to New York, L will sell part
OF my household goods at public sale, at my
home on North Walnut street, in Milford,
commencing at 2 o'clock, on
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20

fine driving mare, years old; fine dark
driving horse, years old, with speed gray
mare, II ears old; sOrre horse, years d !;
/ pair OF mules, d years old; pair OF mules
wears old; cows, fresh, heavy with calf;
bun, Il months Old on day Of sale.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Women,s Handkerchieis.

Prettily trimmed with lace, some
plain white hemstitched, others
with plain linen. centres, Reg
ular 25c value for IIcts each.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Public Sale.

AsI am going to stop farming, ] will sell
at public sale at my home in Cedar y eck -FOUR
miles east Of Milford, On
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Stamped Linens.

All-linen stamped, scarfs, cen
tire pieces, covers, and ETC., 35ct
values for 25Cts.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Womens, Sailor Hats.

Large roller brim sailor hats of
plain red, blue and white beaver
cloth, for scots.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
c. D. Abbott a Co. Special.
BrOadcIOth.

Received this week 20 pieces of
all.wool satin finish broad Cloth
e inches wide, in all the new
fall colors. Regular SIPS and
$3.50 value for SI.oo yard.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
White Blankets.

Regular price s.. so 1914 size
wool and cotton mized, good
weight, for $500
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Imported Scotch suitings.

A medium weight material, in
all the newest colors. Regular
S1.25 value for SI.Oo yd.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Tuesday, December Isl, 1908,
Live Stock.

AT 10 o'clock, a. m. lftnat day should he
stormy next fair day. The fol owing per-
sonal property:
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
ruesday. NOvember 24th, I9O3.
Live Stock.

Com ruencing at 10 O'Clock a. N sharp il
i thst day should be stormy, next Itir ddA ;thg
foiowIug person al property
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
GhiIdrens' Underwear,

25ct value heavy ribbed under
wear for I5cts.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
Public Sale.

As am going TO stop farming, will sell
at my home SO miles from Milford on road
leading 10 Cedar Beach,
Thursday, Dec. 10th, 1908.
II that day should be stormy, sext fair day,
commencing at 10 o'clock a. m. Ine iOlloW-
ing personal property, to wit;
NIW'1g Eigth Head of Milk Cows.
.s1AIs One with a Calf to her Side.
ONE BULL, IA months old.
/ Pair Brown Mare Mules, 8 yrs. old.
VIII weigh 2l5O pounds. FIrst-class mules
can be tried before sold.
Farming Implements.
I Mccormick reaper. 4 yrs. old; ! Mccormick
mover, 4 yrs. old; Bickford Il Hoffman Drill,
field roller / haN-rake-use one o: norseti
/ wheel harrow, hinge spike narrow Dou-
HE a spike harrow. Fluke harrows, No, "
Oliver Chilled plOw, No. lO OllNer Chl'leu
plow. corn sheller Chatham fan. Amerl-
can fan, pitch forks, hoes, shoyes spaces S.s
axes, big grind stone, harn beams, hog-
head big pot, $ -veral barreis. lot OF pou'-
tr' wire, p COW ties.
! Spindle Top Buggy, Farm Wagon,
sets of leather wagon harness. l set Of car
rage harness, carriage blankets, collars'
brides and pow harness
1900 to $500 Baskets Of Corn, 10 Stacks of Top
Fodder, Lot OF Clover Ray.
Household and Kitchen Utensils.
] cook stove and cooking utensils, sitting,
room stove and furniture, beds, hedsteads ~ d
bedding, and lot of glass jars and some nlled
with fruit and Othar things generally found
about a farm.
TERMS:-SlOOO and under cash; over that
amount a credit of y months will be given
with approved security.
MARK H. SH0CKLEY.
J. Dickerson, Auctioneer.
Green b. Reed, Clerk.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
NEWS SWEATERS.

Largest stock of sweaters ever
in Milford. Plain and mixed
colors, in all-wool, from S1.oo to
$3.50 in cotton scots and 75cts.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
MEMS UMBRELLAS.

SI.oo special worth $3.50 with
Buck horn handle and Sterling
Silver, trimmings, a big bargain
HEAVY CANVAS GLOVES.
Sets worth I2ct. Best gloves
ever made. for the money.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
ChIldrens' Black Hose.

Regular loot value, heavy
weight, sizes 5 to 81 for sets pair
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
MEMS HANDKERCHIEFs.

set each. Regular Set value,
colored, borders, plain and striped
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
BOYS SUITS.

Bows double breasted snits a,
special lot, just in of sample
suits S1.5O and $500 value.
Special price S1.oo
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
HEAVY CANVAS GLOVE
MEMS HEAVY HOSE.

sc regular, SC values, black,
brown, gray.
Milford chronicle., 1903-11-20
MEMS UNDERWEAR.

373cts each. Worth 5octs. Heavy
tieeced lined, both. shirts and
drawers. other underwear 20 cts,
25cts, scots, 75ct, SI.oo, SI.5c
and $500
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26
Sending Seed To Parme.s.

The agricultural department at
Washington began its annual dis
tribution of field and garden seeds
to farmers all over the country.
More than a thousand tons of seed,
put up in As, 900, 900 packages, will
be distributed at a cost to the Gov
ernment of $27o, 900. Each member
of congress is allowed IL, 500 pack
ages of garden seeds in FIVE varie-
ties. In addition to this the de-
partment has an allowance of 100,
600 packages, which it sends to it's
correspondents through the country
and to state experiment station,
grange associations and weather
bureaus. The distribution of seeds
this year exceeds that of any other
previous year.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26
STORY OF CAL-CURA.
Discovered by DR.. David Kennedy-0nIy
Kidney Remedy Sold Under Guarantee.

DR.. David Kennedy was born in New York
City, but at an early age his family moved
TO Roxbury, NY. He was graduated in 1860
from the New York College of Physicians
and Surgeons. He at once volunteered as
n surgeon and was assigned TO the United
States Army General Hospital in West Phil
adelphia, and soon became President of the
Examining Board and Consulting Surgeon.
After the war, DR.. Kennedy settled in Ron
dout City of Kingston, N. Y, where for a
number of years he enjoyed a large prac-
tice as an operative surgeon. He was one
of the Presidential Electors of New York
State, Mayor of Kingston for four years,
and held many other professional, business
and political offices.
The latest achievement of his life was the
discovery of Cal-cura Solvent, positive
cure for all diseases of the kidneys and blad-
der. Mspeaking of this remarkable remedy,
he said: "Cal-cura Solvent is the crowning
achievement of my life. 1t will not dis
appoint"
Your druggist will return your money if
Cal-cura fails to cure, and The Cal-cura
Company, of Rondout, N. Y, will pay the
druggist. Cal-cura Solvent cures 9S% of
all cases of Kidney, Bladder and Liver dis
orders. $l.00 bottle. Only one size. -
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26
HITE OUT ON BAIL.
the Court Fixes the Amount
at Fifteen Hundred
Dollars.
MRS. KREBS OUT OF DANGER

On the strength OF the statements
OF Drs. Rem and Shindel tha Mrs.
Krebs was out of danger and would
recover, Judge Savidge, this after
noon, directed that Jacob Hite, the
alleged perpetrator of the crime, be
released from the county Jail OH
bail tor his appearance for court.
Attorneys Schaffer and Clement
for the prisoner, made application
to the court Monday morning to
have their client released on bail
under the act of Assembly passed
in 1870. District Attorney Cum
mings and his associate, Walter
Shipman, objected. A petition for
writ of habeas corpus was then
presented and made returnable by
the court Immediately.
DR.. p. H. Rem testified that he
had seen Mrs. Krebs at the hospital
at 1890 o'clock at which time he
found her pulse to be 76, tempera-
ture normal and general condition
very good, with no indications Of
constitutional disturbances. He
stated that she was able to be up
and walk around and that he con-
sidered her out of danger.
DR.. Will l.. Shindel testified that
he had just left the patient and
that she was able to sit up and that
her condition was such that he
considered her entirely out Of
danger and that she would recover.
In view Of these statements At
torney Shipman made no objections
to the acceptance Of bail, and the
amount was fixed by the court at
$500, in addition to the $500
furnished on the other two charges.
Geo. M. Conrad, Chas. A. Conrad
and w. A. Riland were accepted
as bail. .-Sm6Wy Daily, Nov. 20.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26
DWELLING HOUSES

Box papers from Ioc. to soc. al
Mercer's Drug and Book Store
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26
THE NEW YORK WORLD.
Thrice-A- Week Edition-Read Wherever
the English Language is Spoken.

The Thrice-a- Week World long
ago established itselfin public favor,
and it is now recognized as the
strongest publication of its kind in
the United States. Advertisers
and publishers seeking clubbing
combinations-and they know best
universally testify to this. 1t is
widely circulated in every State
and Territory of the Union, and
eveh in remote South Africa and on
the gold fields in the deserts of
Australia. These are the things
that tell.
Next year we have the Presi-
Dental campaign, in which all
Americans are deeply interested.
Already the issues are being dis
cussed and the two great parties are
preparing for the first moves. You
will not want to miss any details,
and if you subscribe now your
years subscription will cover the
campaign from beginning to end.
The Thrice.a-Week World is
absolutely fair in its political news.
Partisan bias is never allowed to
affect is news columns, and Demo
crat and Republican alike can OBJ
tain in its pages truthful accounts
Of all the great political contests.
In addition TO all the news, the
Thrice-a- Week World furnishes the
best serial fiction, elaborate market
reports and other features of in
terest.
The Thrice.a-Week Worlds re-
gular subscription price is only
SI.oo per year, and this pays for
I56 papers. We offer this un-
equalled newspaper and THE COL
UMBIAN together one year for SI.6o.
The regular subscription price OF
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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26

Try THE COLUMBIAN a year.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26

Porcupines are doing much dam
age to the timber on the 20, 900 acre
tract owned by Colonel r. Bruce
Ricketts,, on North Mountain, and
he has engaged skilled hunters to
exterminate them. They cut the
bark from the trees and kill them.
In three days the hunters have kill
ed twenty-one porcupines and one
large catamount.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26
Reduced Rates to Wilkes Barre.
Via PENNSYLVANIA Railroad, Account Penn
syvania State Grange, Patrons
OF Husbandry.

For the benefit of those desiring
to attend the meeting of the Penn
sylvania State Grange, Patrons of
Husbandry, to be held at Wilkes
Barre, December 8 to II, the Penn
sylvania Railroad Company will
sell round trip tickets to Wilkes
Barre from all stations on its lines
in the State OF Pennsylvania, De-
cember 7 to 10, good to return un-
til December IL, inclusive, at re-
duced rates minimum rate, rs
cents.) 1T.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26
QUIZ CLUBBING OFFERS.

Arrangements have been made
whereby we can offer our subscrib-
ers some leading publications at
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four different offers. Read them
over:
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as premium we will give an Insurance
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sultng in death. or $500 week for dis
ability.
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Regular price of boti, S2.oo
We will send the two for one year for 81. 90
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We will send the three publications
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The New York 7Hrice-a- Ueek
WOrld contains six pages every
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The New York Zt16nne Farmer
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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26

The Pabst Brewing Company, it
is said, will erect a monster brew
cry near Wilkes Barre at cost of
$4,000, 900. Over 5000 men will
be employed.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-11-26
SALE
OF
REAL ESTATE,

There will be exposed to public sale on
SATURDAY, DEC. I2th, 1908,
two lots OF ground of the estate of the late
Mrs. Robert Manning, one situated on Main
street Eyersgrove and the other on Pine
street, Orangeville, on both of which a'e
erected
DWELLING HOUSES
and out.buildings.
The sale of Eyers Grove property will COM
mence at O. 90 o'clock a. m. and the Orange
Vile property at o'clock p. m.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
Lawyers With one client.

The poverty Of brlefers barristars
Is as proverbial as that Of the
church mouse. It would not be an
unnatural mistake to consider q bar
rister with only one client hardly
better off than one with none. But
the modern "one-client lawyer" is
usually a prosperous individual Said
a man we'll known in the business
world some years ago to a friend: 81
want a young lawyer to put down at
desk beside mine. I'll familiarizo
him with my affairs, and then l want
him to keep me out of trouble" The
counterpart Of this lawyer, whose
duty it is to act as his own clients
ounce of prevention, may be found
in the Office of many large concerns.
He is often connected with trust com
panies, banks, banking houses, rail
road and other transportation com
panies and large wholesale mercan-
tile houses. When a merchant
found himself in a tangle, it was once
the custom for him to 90 to lawyer
for advice. The results we're a
written opinion" and a fee. The
business man today obtains q lawyer
who shall work for him alone. Again
the field Of the general practitioner
is arrowed-The Worlds Work.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07

pErEFIrLn, fEr -" % wng
enlled rheumatism ] could
get no relief from the doe
tors / began % improve ON
taking Duaus sample end
got two boxes at our drug
gists. aud although G8 sea 3
OF age ] ana almost "a new
man ] Was troubled q good
deal with nay water had 90
get mp four and Eve times q
night That trouble Is over
with and once more ! cnn
rest the night through My
hacknche is all gone and !
thank you ever So fnuch for
the wonderful medicine
Douns Kidney Pills
JSo II Hunrn
President Ridgeyille.
ludillJ, Stale Bank
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
EEAIILIATING.

Some members OF the Automobile
Club were discussing the latest police
outrage.
1T IS 4 shame" said Tic one most
interested. 4 never in my life was
more Inundated than when that ig-
norant policeman went on the stand
and swore that 1 was going twenty
miles IN hour"
"How fast were you really going,
Harry" another asked.
Not an inch less than fifty miles
en- hour. Brooklyn Eagle,
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07

The July Century will have for its
frontispIece a new wood-ongraving by
Timothy Cole the Menippus by Velas.
quez. The original hangs in the Salon
de Vale5Quez of the Prado Museum In
Madrid; and Timothy Coles reproduc
ton, said to be one Of his finest blocks.
will be the seventh in The Ceatury's
series Of Old Spanish Masters.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07

Aching backsafc easel hip. hack. and
loin pains overcome Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish
Thoy correct urine with brick dust scdi
meut, high colored, pain Ga passing. drib-
bling frequency. bed wciting Doans
Kidney Pills remove Calculi and gravel
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
HERO WORSHIP.

Jim-"What Go you mean by hero
Worship
Jam-"It is the brief admiration we
feel for a great man Immediately be-
fore we begin to rip him up the back
and begin writing letters to the news
papers attacking his character and ut
terances. "-BaltimOre Herald.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07

BAZrrn erHwge. Ekvsta
Irtwiyed tha frte Sam.
pie Of bosuH kidney pIlis.
For Eve years i have mad
much paiu inmy back which
physicians said arose fr8m
mY kidneys Pour boxes IA
UoauE Kidney lhls have en.
trly cured thc trouble /
think J owe my llle 90 these
Pills. and ] want others 10
know b SADIE DAVIS.
Baxter springs, Ean8.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
THE AMERICAN FATHER.

Ascum-"Another baby, and a girl
this time, eh? How does it make you
feel to have daughter"
Popley-"Great! One of the first
things you think about is how for
eign nobleman viii come counting her
some day, and how you'll turn him
down good and propar."-PhiladelDhia
Press
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
VETOED.

81 hear your engagement to old
Goldman's daughter is announced"
NO, it was announced"
"Wer, that's the same thing, isA't
it?"
1T was announced; it is now de-
nounced. I've just been interviewing
her father" Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
PASsING RELIEF.

Miss Gi1day did he say WHEN
you told him was married"
Miss Speitz-''Well, he seemed sur
prlsed."
Miss Gidday-"Did he ask when il
happened?'
Miss Speitz-"No but he asked how
it happened. philadelphia Press.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07

CHOLLYS REPARTEE.

"Cholly is so cleyah at wepartee"
exclaimed Clarence.
isn't he?" said Reginald. whats
his latest?"
"A gweGt, howwid bwute said to
him, You are the biggest fool in this
State and Cholly answered wight Off.
Il DONE agwee with you" "-Cincinnat
Commercial Tribune.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
HARD LUCK.

did you call at Roxley's house"
inquired the young doctors wife.
Eyes; and I wish he had sent for me
sooner"
Gracious! Is he seriously Ill?'
"Quite the reverse. I'm afraid he'll
be all right again before 1 get in half
dozen visits" - Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07

Relieve heart palpitadon. alcenlos-ucs7.
headache. nervousness. dizziness
D0nns Kidney pills ore n0W recognized
0s q known remedy Tor kidney blatbler
and urinary troubles They bring rcIicf
and cure when despair shadows hope
The free trial is an open door 20 self proof
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
ONE BETTER.

81 began life without a cent in my
pocket remarked the self-made man.
81 didn't even have a pocket when /
was born retorted the gilded youth
Philadelphia Record.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
OBVIOUS.

An eccentric instructor was explain
ing a piece Of mechanism to his class,
Placing his fingers upon the handle and
turning it. he remarked:
You notice that this machine is
turned by q crank
And a litter passed through the
whole class.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
NOTHING DIsTINCTIvE.

"What does the expert mean when
he says there is no character in
Clark's handwriting?' inquired the
seeker after knowledge.
He means" replied the man who
knew, "that every character is lcgibly
formed. "-philGdelphia Press.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-08-07
TIME TO EVEN UP.

Mamma-"But. darling you shouldn't
be angry when Bobby gets the larger
piece Of pie-he's the older"
Bossie-"Yes, that's just it. He's
been eating pie two years longern /
have already. New York Times.