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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27
HAPPYsDAYa
When Friends Say -Hsw Wen Yea
Lock"

What happy days are those when an
our friends say, How vel you look"
We can bring those days By = little
care IN the selection Of food Just e.
this young nan did
II had suffered from dyspepsia for
three years and last sumner vas 90
bad was unable TO attend school" he
says: Il was very thin ana my ape
tits at times was poor, While again e
vas craving. I was dizzy snd NJ
food always used 70 ferment instead
Of digestinE- Crossness. unhappiness
and nervousness we're Fery prominent
symptoms.
Late IN the sumner went % visit
q sister and there / saw and used
GrapeNuts. I had heard Of this "a
nous food before, but never vas IN
terested enough to Try Il, for ] never
knew how really good Il was. But
when came home we used Grape
Nuts IN our household al the tine ana
1 soon began TO note changes IN ny
health I Improved steadily and an
now strong and wen IN every way
and an back at school able 20 get
my lessons With ease and pleasure
and can remember them too. for The
Improvement il my mental power =
very noticeable and / set good msrks
in ny studies which always seemed
difficult before.
T lave no more Of the bad symp-
toms given above but feel hne and
strong and happy. and = IS mighty
pleasant TO hear my friends say
How ven you look Name giTsn
By Postum Co. Bsttls Creek, Mich
Look "a each package Tor cory
ol the famous fttle beck, The E.oz
10 Ee1FiIe7
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

sOrptiOn and tender confidence OF
youthful lovers"
It never needed -@the welding touch
Of a great sOrrOw" 70 make the lives
Of Archbishop TAFT and his devoted
wife a perfect whole" Speaking Of
her many years after she had been
taken from him, he said: To part
from her, If only for a day, was a pain
only less intense than the pleasure
with which I returned to her; and
when I took her with me it was one
Of the purest joys given to man to
watch the meeting between her and
our children"
When David Livingstone had passed
his thirtieth birthday with barely a
thought for such 'an indulgence az
wOOing and wedding" he declared
humOrousIy that when he was a little
less busy he would send home an ad-
vertisement for a wife, preferably
decent sort Of widow; and yet so IN
consciously near was his fate that
only a year later he was introducing
his bride, Mary MOffat. to the home
he had built, largely with his own
hands, at MabOtsa- From that 'su-
premely happy hour" to the day when
eighteen years later, he received her
last faint whisperings" at Shupanga,
no man ever had n more self-sacri-
dcing, brave, devoted wife than the
missiOnary's daughter
In fact, they were more like two
happy, Iight-hearted children than Sc
date married folk. and under the
magic of their merriment the hard
ships and dangers Of life in the heart
Of the dark continent were stripped of
all their terrOrs-
Jean Paul Richter confessed that
he never even suspected the potential
tiles Of human happiness until he met
Caroline Mayer, that sweetest and
most gifted Of women" when he was
fast approaching his fortieth year..
and that he had no monopoly Of the
resultant happiness is proved by his
wife's declaration that Richter is the
purest, the hottest, the most gOdlike
man that lives. To be the
wife Of such a man is the greatest
glory that can fall to a woman; while
Of his wife Richter once wrote: I
thought when married her that
had sounded the depths Of human
love; but have since realized how
unfathOmable is the heart in which
noble woman has her shrine"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Colorado. Wyoming and Utah have
many women Omceholders. three re
cent elections giving the once Of city
treasurer 20 women, two receiving
the city cleriship ard one town elect
ed a woman clerk and recorder. Both
IDAHO and Colorado have women state
superintendents o. public Instruction.
the one in the latter state row EerF-
inE her third tern The national su-
perinterdelt 81 Indian schoo1s Is g
---c.rfre rruurn
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Few great men have paid more en-
EhUsiastic tributes 70 their wives than
Tom Hood, and probably few wives
have better deserved such homage.
You viii think" he wrote to her in
one Of his letters, that I am more
foolish than any boy lover; and /
plead guilty. For never was a woOer
50 young Of heart and so STEPPED in
love as 1; but it is a love sanctifed
and strengthened By long years of
experience. May God ever bless my
darling-the sweetest, most helpful
angel who ever stopped to bless a
man" Has there ever, we wonder,
lived a wife, to whom a more delicate
and beautiful tribute was paid than
those verses, Of which the burden is,
4 love thee, I love thee. tbs all that I
can say"
Il want thee much - Nathaniel Haw-
thorne wrote to his wife, many years
after his long patience had won for
him the flower that was lent from
heaven TO show the possibilities OF
the human soul" Thou are the only
person in the world that ever was
necessary TO me. And now I am only
myself when thou art within my reach.
Thou art an unspeakabIy beloved
woman"
Sophia Hawthorne was little better
than a chronic invalid; and It may be
that this physical weakness woke ali
the deep chivalry and tenderness Of
the man And he reaped a rich re-
ward for an almost unrivaled devO-
ton in the atmosphere Of love and
happiness and inspiration" with which
his delicate wife always surrounded
him
The welded life Of Wordsworth with
his cousin, the phantom Of delight"
was a poem more exquisitely beautiful
than any his pen ever wrote. Mrs.
Wordsworth was never fair to look
upon, but she had that priceless and
rarer beauty Of soul which made her
life "a center Of sweetness" to all
around her. All that she has been
TO me" the poet once said in his lat
ter days, none but God and myself
can ever know; and it would be diff
icult to find a more touching and
beautiful picture in the gallery Of
great mems lives than that Of Words
worth and his wife, both bowed under
the burden Of many years and almost
blind, walking hand in hand together
in the garden with all the blissful alb
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

This good old story was credited 70
John D. Long. the Massachusetts,
statesman: A New Yorker in Boston
ordered cabby 70 take him TO Whisky
Straight" I don't know such q place"
said the driver. WHAT Don't know
it, II is somewhere near Boston
There amt no such place about here
as ever heard Of" WE'LL. you ought
70 know. It's some straight drink"
oh" exclaimed Jehu, perhaps you
mean Jamaica Plain" And he lift Il
right-NeW York Press.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27
catarrh Cannot Be cured

Efth LOCAL APPLICATIONS. a. they cEunof reseh
ne seat q f1e d,EeEEa Catnrrh q bod OF crerr
ltonal oiHca.e and On order cure @ you r1nEt t1s
1ter1al rereclea- Hairs CEtErrh Cure 90 taken n
ernally, and acts directly On the blood and uuco-s
tlrtsceH Aa-IH C1-arrh Cure fE not q Cuack net
cne- Il vas prescribed b. O. The best phTEfEf1rT
= this country Tor years E16 g rrescrptfon
To e composed q the best tones Known. combined
Win the best bleed puri erE. acting directly On tta
MUCOUS Surfaces The perfect couhinEtfcn q fha
NO Ingredients % whaf produces Euch wu11erful
-eEults n curlE CEtErr send eor feEtiurfalE frss
P J CHENEY & CO, Props, Tols5o, ..
sod b druggists. price 75c-
HAIRS Family Pi-lE are tie best
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27
4 VOICE FRoM The PULPIT.

Rev. Jacob D Van
Boren, Of So Sixth ST.
Fond du Lac via
Prssbyteria1 clerEy-
nan. says. y had a.
lacks which kept ne
IN the house FOR days
at q tine, unable 70 CO
anything. What I SUI
fered can hardly ba
told Complications set
IN, the particulars q
which I win be pleased
70 give IN q personal
interview TO any enc
Who requires inform
ton This I can coD-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

The rewards offered for the return
Of Edward l. Vent, who disappeared
from Big Stone Gap, Va, on Oct Il,
last, now aggregate $50, 900. Portions
OF the reward are offered for the re-
cOvery Of his body if he is dead, and
information as 10 the identity Of his
murderers If murder has been COM
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

tobacco, which sOOtles the nerves,
and women to tea, which harrOws
them up. Savants who make mankind
their special study should find food
for thought in this fact.
College women may not marry, but
you can usually trust all the female
idiots to get two husbands apiece.
Much Of a mans success in life de-
ponds on the degrec Of loyalty he is
capable Of inspiring
If modern male writer's would study
Shakespeare more they would know
more about women
First love is ardent, but undiscrimi-
mating 1t is merely a matter Of pro
pinquity- Almost anybody viii do.
It is wonderful how much the repu-
tatiOn Of some men depends on what
other people think they know.
The ''nagging woman and the out
door woman" do not trOt in the same
class.
No self-respecting woman ought 70
want 70 be a White Mans Burden.
The woman with history may not
have loved and lost She may have
got him.
II man has a broader sense Of jus
tice than woman, as he likes to claim.
it is because he has always been ont
IN the crowd where this particular
virtue was instilled into him at the
point Of a club. Justice was born IN
the marketplace-"
Most people have loved at least
three times II they haven't they have
missed a lot OF educational expert
ence-
We are more apt to remember our
puppy-loves with smile than a tear.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

A wilson petrol. evidently. blown in
from the coast by the recent severe
gales. was killed BY q cat in Winches-
ter, N H winchester IS eighty miles
from the coast, and these birds are
seldom found more than ten miles IL
land
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

scientifically say. Dozn's Kidney PITS
caused . general improvement in ny
health They brought great RELIEF b
lessening the pain and correcting the
action Of the Ei5ney ssc1etons-"
Deans Kidney Pills for sale By Al
dealers. Price. 50 cents FoEter-Ail
bum CO. Buffalo. y. y.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

A Lftehfeld, Conn., nan, who. hay
ing become the proud father Of twins.
rushed to the telegraph once In the
greatest excitement, and wired his
wffe's relatives as follows: Twins to
DAY. more tO-morrOE.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

London has produced the custom Of
pelting the newly-married couple with
rose leaves instead Of rice. Poetic, Of
course, but rose leaves are not so easy
10 get as rice, and rice is easier to
sweep up.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

If smitten upon the right cheek,
said the philosopher, "one should turn
the left, but it is safer to wait until
after you have knocked the man down
before doing it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27
EZlNlIO = NIZT/ZD

mitted. It is said a stranger callel
at the Vent house at Big Stone Gar
a few days ago with an offer 70 pro
duee VENT for 100000, saying be
wasSbeing held for ransom. Wentz IL
a son Of DR.. John s. VENT Of Phila
delphia, principal owner Of the Vir
ginia Coal and Iron Company.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Sir Thomas Upton got back to Lon
don just in time to give the Canadian
commissioners a few sorely-needed
lessons in the art of losing grace
fully.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Lord Chief Justice Alverstone will
probably have more peace Of mind if
he skips his Canadian exchanges and
reads only American papers for a
while.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

A man who wants to buy human
bodies is offering S. each for them.
The departed may have to form
trust TO get the price up to what they
are worth.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

An effort is to be made to put
stop to swearing among the sailors in
the navy. Their profanity has been
nOticeably worse since their allowance
Of grOg was shut OF.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Nobody seems to have taken the
trouble to ask the people Of Man
churia what their personal prefer
ences in the matter are.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Dealers say that as soon Gs . euR
toner tries Defiance Starch 70 q i'm
possible 70 sell them any other cold
water starch II can be used cold
or boiled.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27
Immense Bronze Statue Of Rhodes.

immense Bronze Statue Of Rhodes
The bronze statue Of Cecil Rhodes,
which was recently completed at Full
ham, England, for shipment to South
Africa, is one Of the largest ever cast
IN England It is fourteen feet high
and weighs over i've tons
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Dr. Greth Of San Francisco says that
there are three kinds Of flying ma
chimes, so called. Popular observal
ton has discovered only two-those
that viii fy a little and those thai
won't fly at all.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Now that Santos-Dumont has had
the pleasure Of taking up two charm
ing American girls as companions in
his airship, Prof Langley must
realize more bitterly than ever how
much he has missed.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27
SGNo
Reflections
az .
Bochefer Girl.

There is considerable learned dis
cussiOn and porting over statistics in
progress to ascertain whether OF not
college women marry as generally as
they ought to, and, if not, why not
The government seems inclined to
punish matrimOry among its employees
by discharging the guilty woman New
York and some other cities have gone
to the courts to find out if they cannot
discharge a woman teacher who so
far loses her self-respect as TO marry.
Shall We ever reach the happy day
when it will be nObOdy's business
whether a woman marries or nOt2
Mrs. Russell Sage discusses the dim
cuIties Of housekeeping in a current
periodical. After saying that she has
three servants in her house who have
been with her for periods varying
from ten to thirty years, Mrs. Sage
soberly remarks: Cooks are difhcult
TO keep, as they are more in demand
in marriage. Men like TO marry cooks
They feel that the food question is
settled then, whereas chambermaids
and mattresses do not appeal as close
y to a mans interests This is bet
ter than anything the bachelor girl
ever reflected.
There is q Iot Of nonsense written
by blithering idiots about under
standing women" They set up a
sphinx and call il a woman and then
make a great fuss over 'analyzing'
her. As a matter of fact the lines Of
marked difference in character be
tween men and women are much
smaller and less conspicuous than the
broad, underlying t-aits which are
common to humanity.
As TO the allegations that college
women do not marry as generally as
they might, could and should, it may
be because they don't want to, and
then again it may be because men
don't like educated women
Men have always been devoted to
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27
German Prince Fiqures in Play.

Lcrman FTIucG Ti9lTIa 10 TIay-
At the Urania theater, BUDAPEST, q
play, Berlin Life" is being produced
that deals mostly with the home life
Of the German emperor His second
son, Prince Eitel Fritz, appears IN
der the name OF Archduke Attila.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Would a poem by Rudyard Kipling
on the Alaska boundary decision
soOthe Canadian feeling or arouse still
greater irritation?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Colombia has a deficit of 10000. 900
pesos, Colombian money. That must
be almost as much as 80 cents in real
money.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Blobbs--This In and About the
City column looks sort Of sick today
SlObbs-''WeIl. it's always under the
weather. Seer"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

In 1900 the United States had 49,
go miles Of railway lines. tEOffLhs
CT the Mileage Of the HoFfd< n roun1
numbers there are nov $4,000 niles.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Many a girl thinks she would like
to be man. but, on further consider
alton, decides that she would prefer
to be a mans
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Yet Players Never Grow Weary
One playing On the piano the music
for three songs exerts enough force
20 rafss I 900 ponndE
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Farm laborsrs IN Mexico may be en-
pioyed at from IS 70 20 cents a day.
though IN many parts Of the c0uEsry
they are scarce and unreiizble.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Life in SerVia is very cheap. The
highest sum paid to any Of the assas-
sins of King Alexander and Queen
Draga was only $4,000.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

According to the Mississippi Valley
Medical associations estimate the
last Fourth OF Juiy celebration cost
the nation 400 lives. The American
public can now defy the world to pro
daee another nauon which pays such
price for its patriotism"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

The poor peacemaker is more often
cussed than blessed
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

It's bad luck to break a mirror, if it
happens to be a plate glass one worth
$50.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Canada should stop making faces
and try to find how old Ann is. She
viii soon forget the Alaskan boundary.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

There is no need for the owner Of
Dan Patch to be late at his meals
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

We should think that running a
boarding house would be q great deal
like having three church suppes = day.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

A Paris statistfeizn has figured out
hat the Car of Russia Receiyes- as
wages" ss1 q minute. But It is prob
ably worth that to put Ia tEenty-four
acurs a day siGe-stepping nihilists.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

No one should expect King Peter to
pay old debts when his life insurance
premiums are so high.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Now that Jim JeTries has taken to
smoking cigarettes any one, Of course,
can see his finish.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Wos y Gil? We don't know what
it means, but It looks as though he
was.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

E L Wentz, a Philadelphia mil
iOnaire, has disappeared, and now
his friends are asking whence Wentz
went.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Owing to the cool weather Of July,
the death rate IN the larger cities was
10 to Is per cent less than the aver
age for that month
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

By the way, did you collect posters
a few years ago? Where is your col
lection now?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Popoeatapetl is for sale for $1,000
600. Mt PeIee could probably be
bought for less.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Mark Twain has sailed for Italy.
May heaven guard this innocent
abroad!
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

''Our lady Of the SHOWS" has been
getting pretty hot under her snowy
collar.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

A man always tells his second
sweetheart that he only thought he
loved the other girl, anyway.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

The wonderful thing about q woman
making love to a man is that when she
is doing It she acts as if he were.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Piso's Cure cannot Be TOO hiEhly spoken q -
acouEh cure.-J- W. O-BEIES, - Thtrd 49,
n, Minneapolis Kim, jan & Isoa
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

ETFR usrnEnenfIy curod No 6tH o. ncrrcrE1eE 49,
u = frEr days q Dr. Eiineag Great Eeva Eets
e Ss7d for EHEE - co t-ial 49, - -
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

They want more women at Seattle
Wash, where q good many men who
would be willing to get married can't
find wives. Let the Massachusetts
school ma'ams take the hint now or
else forever hereafter hold their peace.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

A Kensington dealer adEertises his
shoes at 81 q foot.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Fruit acids viii not stain goods
dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

A rabbits foot nay bring good lack
Go you, but It brought none to the rab-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

The Salvation Army is reported in
vading the mountains Of East Tennes-
see. This, We believe, is the locality
which has been described BY Bob
Taylor as reaching 50 close TO the
skies that one can stand on the
mountain tops and tickle the toes OF
the angels. It ought to be z congeniaI
spot for the Salvationists.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

The cruiser Variag Of the Russian
navy, like some others OF the best
warships Of both nations were built
in the United States, and yet it can
not be said that Uncle Sam doesn't
care who in the world makes war, SO
long as he can make the battleships.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

We are more apt to remember our
with a smile than a tear.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27

Most people have loved at least
three times. II they haven't they have
missed a lot Of educational expert
ence-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-11-27
Tit for Tat

Men have always been devoted to