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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Resianed to Il.

Bess-Yes. after Maude Is married
she and her husband are to live
abroad.
Neli-I should think her parents
would be sorry to see her go.
Bess-Oh. not necessarily. They
have been trying to give her up fos
the last ten or fifteen years
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Tells How.
nd nrcn't YOU married YETI"

And aren't you married ye;?"
mo"
We'll. well. thought you were en-.
gagged to n certain young lady In Ger.
mantown?''
NO. l was engaged TO an uncertain
young lady In Germantown. and that's
why I'm not married"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
GID NScSAM.
SSTSNSgTs \ X

:AA; a doorway to be proud Of, svea
barring the old brass kaoeser,
The Ladd house which was hniit IL
1850. shows az imposing entrance Of
,Ae Georgian style Of architecture. and
its thea necessary adjunct the slave
pea- IS .ls,,.sdorlea with az Interest
ing aoo-. interesting principally o. ae
count Of iis iaAHrrorrjAte1ess.
In tAe ola doorway on Court street
sso-rs=1oaiA- ana that Of tie Haaea
house on Congress street We have m
illustration Of TIE rros-ess made
toward elAborat3oa And 50 ooe might
60 on Indefinitely. finding n the -ndest
Aa6 most crude Of our old houses
something Of Interest, md something
representative Of The 1i-re;s in its door
WAYS Often in THE most out-of-tht-
vAy places o1e SxTT,ens ug'on lines AID
angles and curves wnicsh show history
ms Puritan 1AeolocF Is afien AAlf-eoa-
cNIlea. Nn1f revtsu1cH in wood ana
bricks Rad mortar
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Misunderssocd.

Weary wiliie-Lady. I'm near dead
fur a sood square meal.
Mrs. Housekeep-if you'll saw some
of that wood over there I'll let you eat
your all.
Weary willie-Good day. lady. I
don't eat wood. thank ye kindly.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
nlrr.ra chinarsn-

IN onoRs Tart tAe most dis+ia-
snssAed CAinoSe resiaoa; Of Australia,
who has sast died, held tAe dignity Of
a mandarin, was a fluent speaker In
RaelisA and several otAer languages,
ana was repGiea TO be q very wealthy
merchant
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
rriensshiss Tribute.

Maude-i'Ve found out that Irene
pas not invited to the SeadEslls'
party. anyhow.
Mabel-D3d she tell yoa.
Naad-Sane thing She said she
wasn't eoinc.-ChseAso T-ibuao.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Nathina pane

-eyop know. they say money tanks, =
suggested the woman with The sub
sc-dpiion paper. eheerfnllT.
We'll. never WIS any hand to- ex-
tlaracAnt speeches. replied The close
1sted millionaire
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Explained.

'Tou say that all the world loves
lover,7 she remarked.
Well. that's s generally accepted
statement anyhow
And yet you wonder that am joal.
Gus, she pouied,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Cause and Eject.

"a young man should never make
the mistake OF calling on n s!rl when
hc has been drinking" said the NOR
alixcr.
That's right" rcioincd the dcmor.
al!zcr. Many young man has be-
come hopclcssly engaged In Just that
way
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
ss,r.l.n Cigarettes.

In recent German report on tire
Egyptian cigarette Industry. ;; Is
stated that an the tobacco FROM
which these eirs-eTtes are nkas,
comes from Turkey, Mace5onik
Smyrna All Greece.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Al csherr See Us.

Pcrcy-"whIch Is the-aw-corwect
:orsa to use-bwa!n or bwa!ns?"
Jack-''in speaking Of yours or
miner
Pcrcy-"why-cr-of mine. fob In.
stance"
Jack-"oh. the singular form. OF
course"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Srne. Attachment.

EA-keT-There IS a new fad among
tourists of sitting in the observation
car observing things through glasses,
BErke1-Nes, and great many sit
n the club car AID do the same thing.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
From Bad TO Worse.

1T Is sad" remarked the moralizer,
10 mink that every man has his
price"
Yes admitted the demoralizer
and 1t Is saddor to know that more
than half the time he can't get it."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Like the Subject.

'D'Auber Is home from his trip to
TO Rocky mountains. isn't he? What
sort OF a time did he have:'
"oh. he spent most OF his time max
ing sketches OF the mountains. He
showed mo lot of them"
How are they! Natural?"
'weii-er-they'r certainly rocky"
Exchange.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
c..e Of Essy PIekIno.

"You know that man. fiippcrton.
who eiims to read character nt .
siance!"
Yes
We'll. he swindici me out OF $500"
Indeed? didn't suppose he ever
pu; his boastcd talent to any practical
use"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Society and CAPRICE.

Edmonia-Aow was Mrs. Won Push.
crs reception?
Eustacia-oh. horribly dull! Nobody
was there.
And how was Mrs. Dc Chic's tea?"
''oh. dreadful! Everybody was
therc."-Lifc.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Expectations.

'onr last husband was tall and
'a'h, SAID the great fortuuc.teller.
why that Ia my present husband
said the Chicago woman in alarm,
Chicago News,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
sur 70 srina Him hsme.

Farmer (to lady)-Have You seea
my hulls
lady-MeTcy, no, Where is he?
He so; loose. And II you should
see him will you please keep on that
there red coat and rin this way:~-
Life
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
WA, Pessie Call Him.

Some day. sad the would.be mon.
opolist- ! will be known as a great
pig iron and steel man"
You're partially successful al.
ready" replied Biiters. "All your title
lacks nov Is the iron and steel man."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Msre Mhl.ker, fsr h.lr.

Little Johnny wanted more spinach
but he was uncertain about the pre.
lu1ciation. so he said:
Mamma, will you please give me
more HhisRe-s New York rrosa
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Cisccurssea

There is no such thing ss lnek,
said the sturdy. seli,-elisnt person.
i can't contradict Sou-- said the
patient Sufferer. All ] can say IS
that II there is havea'f seen it
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
ouiak Eeseanse.

why are you singing in ihR1 Ehaoo-
r-aphs" asked the coDedtEn easr'dsr-
-'Bccxnss ] have swesf rciice,' IS re-
spoadca the sweet singer. kod H1y-
.Asag sweet shonld re preserved"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Literary Appreciation.

Are you fond Of poetry asked the
young man with the curly hair.
Yes. answered Miss Cayenne.
poetry has done great deal to make
life easier. I; gives people an oppor.
iun'ty TO use quotations instead Of be.
ing original and tlrcsomc."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Not for Ain.

Uncle John-so You're so,ur to
icacherr
wNne taxed scvcul--oh. pshawi
sa1s Too old fur ma.--Exchanse.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
How He Helped.

Have you ever done anything to
make the world happicr!" asked tho
soiemnlooking person with the unbar.
bcrcd hair.
Sure" answered the Jolly man with
the double chin. Il was once invited
to sing In public and declined"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Relieved.

so the physicians though, you had
appendicitis"
Yes" answered Mrs. Cumrox. and
was ever so relieved to learn that
they were mistaken. Appendicitis is
roiur completely out OF style, you
k.pw
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
No Immediate Danger.

ITS funny said the sick mans
wife. "ba; the doctor says he hasn't
discovered yet what's the matter with
yoa.-
Thank heaven," exclaimed the
SICK man, then Tn safe for a while
yet
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Future Expectations.

Your last husband was tall and
""rh, said the great fortune teller.
why that Is my present husband"
@ smu mo Chicago woman In alarm.
i"nt toll the he ia to bc the last"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Nothing Homemade.

Mrs. Gaddie-f see you're going In
for society. Has your daughter made
her debut yet:
Mrs. Nuritch-weii. I should say
not. She go, all them things made to
order In Paris.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06

Sh, crossed the room with no sign oi
haste. and stood before Mrs. Green.
II must go To my father" she said.
Her voice was perfectly even. but
III. words were slow. as her lips were
stif.
God forgive met young Green ex.
claimed. under his breath. cicnching
his hands at his side. Mother. why
did you not toll me! Why did you
not toll mel" turning nercely upon
Mrs. Allen In III. darkness. In sudden
jiEtrua OF her. her subtle words rc-
turning to him. losing half their mean
ing. - ~. 7
Mrs. Green took the girls hand in
hers. and her voice was tender as q
mothers when she spoke. Z
'Loric." she said softly. She liked
tho tender name. 'i.oric. my dear"
Dolores interrupted her,
Il must go io my father" she re-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
A Woman.a Reason.

He-And 50 you think that II women
had the ballot they would have minds
Of their own and be able to give logical
reasons for their beliefs?
She (decisively)-I know they
would.
He-But how do you know II?
She-why. because.-Kansas City
Journal.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Often the Case.

II am sorry" said the earnest citi'
zen. ito see the love of money exerting
so much influence"
WELL" answered Senator Sorghum.
I'm sorry to hear you talk that way.
When I hear man grieving about the
love OF money take II as pretty
good sign that he is suffering from
unrcquited Affection Washington
Star.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06

lHt him 1hlt regrets THE loss 81
tine r,Ile proper rss Of ihE1 whjcA
ls - t,azrA-o'Crsrre
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
Getting Easier.

Choiiy Horse-How are you getting
along with your suit for Miss Roxiey's
hand?"
Percy verc-oh. I am making prog
ress.
choliy Horse-i thought her father
kicked you out every time you called"
Percy yere-~Yes. but he doesn't
kick me quite as hard rs he used To.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
ome. Repartee.

wish had drink" said the dry
inkwcil.
why don't you be like me?" said
the Office towel. Il am never dry"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
How He Got Out

How He Got Out.
Gyer-Weli. poor Peckem Is out OF
his misery at last.
Mycr-whcn did he die?
Gyer-iie didn't die: he got dl.
yorce.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06
'pIs...n, Outlook.

Pleasant Outlook.
IAN the orld will be damned" said
the dour sectarIan. except meself
and the meenister: and I'm ma too
sure about the meenister!"-Liver'
pool Mercury.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-11-06

scttns ready your
Shc-why!
Hc-wc. about half hour.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14

Bogota. July 13.-The refusal of the
Government to assume responsibility
for the canal treaty mitigates the
chances of ratification. The majoriu
OF the senators oppose the treaty.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
COMPROMISE REACHED

Word hGs been received by Captain
Rodman that the Navy Department
has ratified the compromise between
the Honolulu Plantation Co. and the
Navy Department. This was settled in
a conference between Admiral Brad
ford, Chief of the Bureau OF Naviga-
tlon, and Attorneys Hatch and Silli-
man, for the plantation. The planta-
tion obtained judgment for s103,5O0
for a thirty years lease on 561.2 acres.
According to the compromise the PLAN
tation gets $4,000 cash and retains
possession of the land now in cane un-
til May /, 1909. The plantation build
ings are to be removed and Plantation
agents are only allowed on the land
during working hours and for as ,iyui-
tural purposes.
The Navy has a right to take up any
piece of land in case of emergency. The
title OF the land is vested in the gov.
ornment and judgment must be entered.
The government gets the right to all
water from wells on the land but al
lows the plantation the use of the sur
plus.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
MARQUIS Ito, President.

Yokohama, July 13.-Count Katsurf
has resumed office and the Marquis Ito
has accepted the presidency of the
privy Council.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
6iu Tent Blows over.

Denver, July 13.-The Christian En-
deavor convention tent containing 5000
people was blown over today A score
of the delegates we're injured.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
A COURT MARITAL SITS

Sergeant ]. II. Miller was tried by
court martial last evening on the
charge OF absenting himself without
leave from his company during the
camp of the First Regiment. Miller
was volunteer and went through the
campaign in the Philippines.
The court was appointed by Col.
Jones. Lieut.-Col. Ziegler was Presi-
dent Major Wall and Captain Rose
were the other members of the board.
Captain J. A. Thompson acted as Judge
advocate. The accused appeared for
.umself The excuse put up was that
Re was sick and busy, and didn't want
to lose his job at the post Office by re.
turning to camp.
The charges and specifications read
by Captain Thompson alleged that the
accused broke his furlougn, beeing alb
sent without leave from p. m. op
June 18th until p. m. on June 14th.
Judge Advocate Thompson suggested
that perhaps Miller might want a con.
tinuance as he had only been served
with the charges during the day. He
had then asked that the matter be post
pOned. The accused said he had not
asked for any postponement However.
the work might as well proceed AS he
might wish to go somewhere else OF
another evening
The witnesses were Lieut.. Melln,
Lieut.. Santos, Major Riley. Col. Jones
was called but the accused objected,
saying that he had preferred the
charges and could not testify against
him.
The objection was sustained. Miller
said he was willing to submit the case
on the evidence. Melin had said he
didn't see him and Santos that he did.
Melin said he had detailed him to do
duty in the kitchen and Santos said no
had done II. The charges stated that
he was absent without leave and his
commanding officer that he had grant.
ed him leave.
Miller then objected to the trial be-
ing an open one but was ruled out. His
concluding statement was as follows:
"Now to tell you the real facts Of the
matter. had to look out for my job
There was ten days mail at the post
Office all piled up and had to work
like slave to clear 1t up. Santos told
me 1t was all right to go and he told
mo afterwards it was ali right. / was,
MT going to lose my job"
There being no more argument the
court went into executive session Th,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14

The BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN.
oEx, published In the Saturday BuIIe.
tin and the Weekly Edition, gives a
concise and complete resume Of all lie.
gal notices, calls for tenders, Judg.
ments, building permits and real es.
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin,
rs cents per month. Weekly Bulletin,
VI per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
Newspapers on Manchuria.

St. Petersburg, July 13.-NewspapeI
reports are that Russia has informed
China that she will open Manchuria II
1909 when the country becomes tran
quilted.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
LOCAL AND GENERAL
Read Wants" on page G.

iNtttu w hhto Oi bbbN W
Occidental Hotel, cor. King and Ala.
kea.
Kodaks rented by the Honolulu Pho
to-suppIy Co.
A new telephone cable is being
! strung along King street.
Try "Belvlsta" wines. 7. McTighe
G Co., agents. Tel Nam 40.
Mystic Lodge. No. 2. X. OF p. meets
tonight in Harmony Hall. King street.
Neatlr furnished rooms at the Pop
ular. 81 $3.50, and 81 per week. 12f9
! Fort street.
Blank books of all sorts, ledgers, etc,
manufactured by the Bulletin Publish
ing Company.
Before and after the departure of the
Anglia the Pantheon will sell o. p. S.
whisky as usual.
A pointer dog has been lost on Pail
road. Reward is offered for its return.
See ad in Lost Column.
II. NJ. whitney leaves in the Alameda
lNl h ltAlNbNlOli u ~ w 49,"
will be away about five weeks.
Secretary Carter has engaged expert
assistance to make a proper index OF
the Acts OF the Legislature Of 1908.
Arabic" stops leaks prevents rust
and cools corrugated iron roofs 10 de-
grecs. California Feed Co.. agents.
Otto Gertz. formerly manager of tho
Kalihi store, writes from San Fran
cisco that he will return to Honolulu
about the middle of August.
The Buckeye Club of Hawaii will
meet tonight CTuesday) at 1880 p. IN.
at the home of Walter c. Weldon, III
Bingham street All Ohio people are
cordially invited.
The Star Premo Is essentially tour
lists camera and perfect in finish and
equipment as well rs compactness.
Honolulu Photo-Supply Co. have an ex-
oellent stock. They are S25 each.
The funeral of the late William Phil
lips was held Sunday afternoon. The
services were held at the home, Rev.
II. n. Parker officiating. Interment
took place in Kawaiahao cemetery.
Collector Stackable has been upheld
by the Board of Appraisers in his de-
cision that beanstIck was bread and
not a prepared vegetable. This deci-
sion involves a difference Of 40 and 20
per cent in the duty.
The band played the Kinau off to-
day and will do the same for the Claud-
Inc this afternoon. this in honor of tho
departing legislators. Tomorrow, tho
band will play the Alameda off and in
the evening there will be concert on
the grounds of the Hawaiian hotel.
Rev. DR.. George +. Pentecost, q
prominent American evangelist, is a
through passenger in the Nippon Maru
for San Francisco He is returning
home from an eighteen months stay in
Manila where he has been doing mis-
sionary work among the natives and
soldiers. This work was done at tho
request of the Presbyterian Board OF
Foreign Missions.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
LYneher Is a Murderer.

Milwaukee. Wis, July 13.-Justic
Brewer of the Supreme Court in a pub
lie statement made here today said tina
every participant in lynching is
murderer.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
OPENING OF CABLE.

Superintendent Gaines was seen
yesterday afternoon with reference to
the opening up for business of the new
cable line the Honolulu-Midway end Of
which was completed on the 3rd of July
by the landing here of the Honolulu
end. Mr.. Gaines stated that he did
not believe the lines would be opened
up for work until the 18th inst. at the
earliest. 1t would probably be ever
later than that.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
Interesting

Comparatively few people are aware
what interesting reading is to be found
pertaining to the eye-that wonderful
organ, without the aid Of which life's
greatest joys would be denied us.
II more study and thought were Civ.
en- this subject, there would be fewer
abused, aiIing eyes-they would be
given the intelligent care that is their
due.
Read and learn Of the marvellous or
gans Of sisht-and profit thereby.
Or come to us-we can tell you much
that will surprise you, both as to me-
chanism and care Of the eye.
Our examinations are thorough and
scientific.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14

Electric lights now disturb the
ghosts of the Pharaohs in the royal
tombs in the Valley OF the Kings.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14

There are some Simple Remedies in
dispCnsable in any family. Among
these, tn experience OF years assures
us, should be recorded PAIN-KILLER.
For both internal and external appli-
cations we have found 1t OF great val
ue; especially can We recommend 1t for
colds, rheumatism, or fresh wounds
and bruises.-Christian Era. Avoid sub
stitutes, there is but one Pain-KillerI
Perry Davis. Price 25c. and soc.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
Pope viii Soon Die.

Rome, July 13.-Indications are that
the Pope will soon die. He has troub-
led sleep and intervals Of semicoma.
Stimulants are frequently given His
Holiness, who complains of growing
fatigue His relatives have been sum
moned to his bedside.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
WORLD NEWS BY CABLE
ASSOCIATED Press Cable.

Paul Lessar Returns.
Port Arthur. July 13.-Paul Lessa'
has returned here.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
Oliver Succeeds Sanger.

Oyster Bay, July 13.-Robert Oliver
OF Albany. n. Y, succeeds Col. VIM
Carey Sanger as Assistant Secretary
Of War. Both Oliver and Sanger have
long been connected with the New
York National Guard.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-14
An Army Conspiracy.

Bucharest, July 13.-An army con
spiracy to avenge the murder Of King
Alexander has been discovered. Many
arrests are being made.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-22
Railroads in Old Denmark.

At moment when some socialists,
more jealous than enlightened and
wise, are planning an electoral cam
paign on the issue of the state pur-
chase of the railroads, it may be use
full to point out the disastrous results
that have come from the management
of the railroads in a European coun-
try, Denmark.
The Danish government manages
more than half of the railroad system
of the country and has no reason to
be pleased with the results Of its ex-
perience. In four years, from 1898 to
1901, the surplus of 100000 francs
has fallen to less than 100000 francs,
and that in spite Of steady increase
in receipts. For the present year
further diminution is anticipated
While the length Of the system has
continued to be practically the same,
the number of employees has increased
by 1,400, while their wages have in
creased steadily. This is apart from
the guarantee of interest and subven-
tions, granted at the request of the
deputies, to lines managed by private
companies
1t might be supposed, perhaps, that
in the presence of such a state Of
affairs the Danish government and
deputies are ready to give up these
practices. Not at all. To make up
for the deficit in the budget Of rail-
roads they intend merely to raise all
rates for transportation, for pas
sengers, freight, postal packages, even
for letters, which amounts to making
everybody pay, through the increased
rates, for the fancies Of few.
This example should be enough for
the advocates of the state purchase Of
railroads in France.--Le Petit Nicois.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-22
POOR MANS CHANGE.

1t is being said in many Eastern
journals and not few Western ones
that the day of the poor man In min.
ing is gone by; that no one but bic
corporation can succeed in mining ally
more; that it takes big capital to do
anything; that most of the good min
ing propositions are controlled by
trusts or millionaires and that there
is no longer opportunity for a man
with little money This is all a mis-
take. The day of the poor" mining
man was never brighter nor greater
than right now.
The assertion that most of the good
mines are owned by trusts or million.
aires is heard most often, but there is
least in that of any of the pessimistic
utterances. One hears of the big mil.
lionaire owners more than he does OF
the thousands of substantial com.
panies that go right on with little
notoriety, paying good wages and
monthly yielding dividends
Finally, 1t NAV be justly said in an
swer to the assertion that opportunity
no longer exists for the man with
little money, that never in the worlds
history were there fuer opportunities
in mining for the man with a little
money than in the west half of Amer.
lea today. Are you interested?
Send for our Booklet, it will cost
you nothing and will aid you in max.
ing money.
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Bankers and Rrokere
Colorado Springs, Colorado.