New-York tribune., 1903-05-26
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

York Houss TWickenham, so long the nome OF
the exfIed Orleans family. is TO be sold number
- anecdotes are related Of the kings in exile. Louis
Philippe once had a witty conversation with the
landlord OF the Crown hosiery, hard BY York house
itself And who are you? asked the e1ileo hlns oL
the landlord whom he met in the grounds Il keep
the Crown said the other. Ah. answered Louis
Philippe that's more than could do!'
The Easy Route-The OLD squire lay a-dytng M and and
side We'll John" said the old gallant Tn going
OF 9PggT S S9uFsg soGre e never nina cried the
servant in broken voice; II j ns do"nnil al 'IlS
way."-(London Globe
The Salvation Army has been granted a monopoly
Of the street shoeblacktng business in Copenhagen
souls whttened and uppers BACKED" is now con-
sptouously displayed on the aruy's bannera
HIS LIGHTNING SONG
Mister Zig-Zag Lightnin'
Ee Tooole lax a ashSEnan
Better watch en- pray.
Eaze " en- you dodge de ughtntn
He wobbls IN 20 way,
Runnin' roun' de town
Wish had dat money
Oh, my chiIlun
Better watch en- pray,
Eeza wen Won chase de rainbow
You sho' ter lose 70 wayi ir,o,,.+.+,,-,o,
It IS probable that the climax OF the automatic
supply craze has been reached By the company
which is about to install penny in the slot machines
called "'Everybody's doctor" on the bouevards and
principal thoroughfares OF Paris Each machine is
to have twelve slots which that not only the
remedies but also the prescriptions for twelve
different ailments. such toothache, indigestion.
cold in the head and nerves, will be forthcoming
for the ubiquitous penny. The faculty OF medicine
has granted the system certificate, and there is
CONSERVATION among Partisan doctors. who are
doubtless discussing means Of avoiding poverty in
their old age a well known druggist prophesied
that the automatic doctor would be a failure 1T
Will lead to ali sorts Of complications. he said
People who are suffering pain have not always
their wits at command, and II is quite conceivable
that many people will take the opposite drugs to
those they REQUIRE. I can see a who is half
blind with biliousness putting his penny in the
wrong slot and swallowing cure Of influenza That
is certainly what will happen, and. then. those ma
chimes will be rallied al just many doctor is
when he happens to make a mistake
a s y tes oEPe e hG rd fG0Es Is me ss ahead of
them '-CFhiladelpnla Ledger.
There Is e smallpox scare in St Paul MINI. and
the Health Commissioner has directed the funaiga-
ton of all paper money received at the City Hall
and Courthouse in the payment of public debts.
It is suggested that one accept money that has
not certificate OF furnigation-
Yorker taunrngly: you don't see any grass grow
7Thats So replied the Philadelphia. Clever
sohSEPs a3%Rst5 g f6at?' H0arS'
'rTo keep tearing your streets up the grass
can't grow philadelphia Press.
Here Is an advertisement which THE Portland
Argus published Just 1t sent IN to the Office.
1t Is SO much out of the usual Of such
tisenents that gladly reproduce It, and hope
Zoe" win not fail to recover his dog:
STOLE OR RUND AvAY.-Been loose him bout
two tree weeks hees almost black and white dog
ind her keep it belong to him. JOE BORDEAM
Slightly Negligent.--A quack who had attended a
man during several weeks OF Illness called one day
why? It's correct
70 pay life insurance premium this morning. and
'n@1 whsi f4Gf fEeyy Is your Rsfafs ifs insured?
Yes: and at time. when did not expect TO
s xs og5 you 9e sd 1 as o as s ne
paid the amount Of the @ insurance: a1sec -..-,.--
Piled: = ' wish ia had known that think wv Would
have got my money."-Ullustrated Bits.
statement yvas printed in THE Topeka Capitai'
that William allen White. Editor of The Ernporia
Gazette" wore a plug hat at the dinner given TO
President Roosevelt in Topeka last week Soon
after Mr. White returned to Enporia he sent this
dispatch TO The Capital: Deny story that wore
plug hat. Mob forming around Office. Sheriff re-
fuses protection Wife consulting attorney seeking
divorce Printers Threatening strike
There Is Il. instructive and diverting article in
1.-The Pail Mall Magazine" on the subject OF the
savings of witty lawyers, but strangely enough
the collection OF anecdotes does not contain the
witty reply of English LAWYER named Adam 10
a letter from brother barTister named Eve 1t is
the custom IN England Tor barrister. when he
applies TO the Lord Chancellor for leave to don
tsfIk" to write to OF his own standing al the
bar in order coUrteousy to iaT"rm them OF the fact
Among MIR. Ewes contemporaries. when he took
silk q Mr.. Adam: and in reply 10 the official
circular this gentleman wrote follows: Dear
Eve-Whether you silk gown or a hgIeaf
I don't cere.-Adam. Could anything be neater
than this2-tRochestsr Post Expresz-