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The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10

and his wife, who are not allowed to re-
turn home by the same car, but it has the
effect that there is no overcrowding and
standing on each others feet, or hanging
by straps during the crowded hours of the
day. The conductor and motormen are
instructed to enforce this regulation and
they do it without fear or favor. The. con-
ductor is in this country clothed with the
authority of policeman on board his car.
and can put off any passenger who misbe-
haves. This is probably the meat Of the
whole matter. The conductor is a munich
pal officer within the prescribed limits OF
his duty
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
thinks He owns laundry,

Because he has the idea that he is the
owner of a certain laundry and insists up
on enforcing his claim, John McDona Id,
a batchelor of about so years is now con-
fined in the insane ward Of the county
Jail. Mcdonald visited the laundry and
made such determined efforts to convince
the proprietor that he, Mcdonald, was the
rightful owner that; his case: was reported
to the police. and his arrest followed
Judge Harvey will be asked to settle the
question Of McDonald's S mental condition
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
THIEVES TAKE SILK
NIcollet Avenue Store Robbed-About $500
Worth OF Goods Carried

Thieves entered the dry goods store of
w. F. Cleary. 722 Nicollet avenue. between
9 and 10 o'clock last night, and stole sey-
,eral bolts of silk valued at $780, They
gained an entrance by breaking a rear
window. Wheel tracks in the alley at the
rear of the building indicate that they
hauled the stolen goods away in a buggy.
Mr.. Cleary returned to the store about 10
O. clock and found everything in disorder.
Bolts of silk were strewn on the floor, sew
eral shelves were stripped, and everything
indicated the hasty exit of the burglars.
The most valuable bolts were overlooked.
In the display window were several pieces
that are worth several hundred dollars
each.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
DEBATE IN THE CAPITOL
Hall Of Lower House Will Be USED
= by the High School
81 Orators. "

The house of representatives has grant
ed the use of it's hall on Friday evening,
April II, for the final debate in the high
school league for The Journal cup
between Fergus Falls and ST. Paul Cen
tral high schools. A resolution to that
effect was introduced by DR.. Jones of the
Otter Tail county delegation, and passed
unanimously. The debate may have to be
postponed. however, on account of the
illness of one Of the Fergus Falls debat
srS. .sFS>EEt' .4s5 ~. ~ sstsst
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TOOK THE HINT,

fOnkerS StateSmHn.
''When I want to borrow a dollar. never go
to friend,' he said, as If he were leading up to
something.
s'Ah. WE'LL replied the other, extending his
hand, let us be friends
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
Law library Settled. /.

The law library. of the Minneapolis Bar
association is now arranged in its new
quarters on the third floor of the court
house and the wisdom of the move Is al
ready being attested to by court and
county officials.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
,TWAS EuEp Tuua

TWAS EVER THUS.
There was '.hello'' girl
And she had little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good
She was very. very good,
But when she was bad she gave you the busy
signal. Chicago Tribune
We can match that with another:
Humpty Dumpty had a telephone call.
Humpty Dumpty with anger did ball.
For all be could hear when he went TO the
phone 80
Was: Hello! Hello! Gee whiz, central,
Gimme-Br-r- Through ~
Pittsburg Dispatch.
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WHO DESERTED?
Divorce Suit, Parties to Which Make
~. -- Counter Charues.

Counter Charges.
A complicated case of desertion is on
the court calendar for the coming term.
Mary E. Byrne has sued for a divorce
from Patrick J. Byrne, alleging desertion
several years ago. Patrick has fined an
answer in which he states that his wife's
allegations are false, and that she de-
serted him and was unfaithful. These
accusations are stoutly denied by the
plaintiff. The matter came up before
Judge Cray this morning on petition for
temporary alimony and the defendant was
ordered to pay the sum of $35 attorneys
fees, $50 expense money and $50 month
during the pendancy of the present litiga.
ton
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
Guardian Of MInor's Estates.

Judge Harvey has appointed the Mime
sofa Title Insurance company guardian Of
the estates Of the following minors; Her
bert e. Jennings, r. D. Jennings and
Hazel Ferris.
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u FOR EDITORS EXCURSION
Committee Goes to Washington to
s. cnmn1ete The AranpAme enfs

(; Frank A. Day of Fairmont president Of
the state editorial association; Secretary
C. P Stine and F. j. Meyst and Captain
c. c. Whitney Of the executive committee,
will leave this evening for Washington
and ether eastern points to arrange for
the annual editorial excursion. The inten-
ton Is to take the association to Wash
ington the last week in May or the first
week in June.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
STRAIGHT TIP.

PhfIa1efphia Record.
Children, why does the flag hang there O.
oratorically csked schoolroom patriot, pointing
to dag draped behind him.
Please, SIR piped up voice from the rear,
'it's to hide dirty spot on the WALL
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
MEN MAKE THE LAWS.

Ind1nnApOI1S news.
"Theres no law against person making
fool Of himself" growled old man Rohrer.
1.-THE men make all the laws do they not r
mildly asker Mrs. Rohrer.
.'Of course
II see." she mused. "Men never like to
hammer themselves"
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
QUITE THE CONTRARY.

chicago Tribune.
Chol1y-The boys are saying you offered your
self to Miss Qufckstep and she refused you.
A1gy-Offered myself? 1t isn't true. told
her that If she was keen TO get married I was
willing. She said she fasn't and l said all
rjght-it didn't make much difference anyway.
That's al there is in that story.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
GRAND JURY TAKES REST

Its Report VIII Probably Be Made Mon.
:. :, day. Er
With it's routine work about concluded
the grand jury last night adjourned un-
til Monday morning, when indictments
will be presented and a report will be
made to Judge Elliott.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
To-day's Canvass
NEUROLOGICAL

MRS. LIsETTE .HlLGEDIck, wife Of
E. IIilgedck, died April 9, at 1880 a. M,
at the family residence, 3483 Second street
NE. She had been in poor health for
about three years. Mrs. Hilgedtck was
born in Germany in 1884; came to America
in 1S41 to Minnesota in 1851 and in 1917
moved to the home in which she died
She leaves husband, three sons and
four daughters, all of whom were at home
The funeral will be held tomorrow at
2:30 y. m. from the German Methodist
church. Second street and Tenth ave-
nue. NE
THOMAS GARVEY, who resided at All
Washington avenue S, died this morning
at ST. Marys hospital Of typhoid fever
He was employed as waiter at the West
hotel and was 81 years of age. His broth
ers. who worked with him, will take
charge of the remains.
GEORGE w. HETH, aged 60. Funera
services at residence. 400 Second avenue
S, p. m. Inter1nent at Forrest Home
Milwaukee, Wis, Saturday morning.
OSCAR OLSON, aged 10 years, died this
morning at the family residence, 3045
Motor avenue. The funeral will be held
Sunday at 2:30 p. m.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
WHAT MAMA PAID,

Cleveland Plain Dealer
Lady Customer-Little hoy, does your mother
do mp shirt waists by hand:
Boy-Yep.
Iady-And what price does she charge?.
Bey-I dunno. I guess it's just the same as
she pays fer hayin' the steam laundry do up
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10

a-s.= =s-a.5s --ss. 1.sE-f E
"Buy Here and Wear the Proper Hat"
81. SO, IS. Hoffman's Toggery Shop.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
A w1RLDLY POINT ,F VIEW.

C1eaveland Plain Dealer
That's the Rev. DIR. Bingley. He isn't con-
sidered mentally strong"
''Why not 2"
Not long ago he lost 5000 fee by refusing
to marry a couple because the woman had been
divorced
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
A Divorce Granted.

Judge Elliott this morning granted a
divorce to Vienna Conner from William
N. Conner.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
. NATURALLY HE DID.


ssAnd do YOU take a great deal of exercise ~
NE asked the man With the phenomenal muscular
derelopMent.
..WeIi. he replied. .iny wife insists it IS m.
business to employ and discharge the servants. Z
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
REMARKABLE.

FH1InUeIpn1a PTeSS. -
suppose you heard about Skorchers acci
dent with his automobile yesterday?.'
"No: what was it!''
'.Ffe took hundred mile spin and didn't hit A
single person.
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HER IDEA OF IT. I'll ..,...=g.l-ys
Chicago Record Herald. ~ ~ a.
would you marry man whose wife had Sc
cured divorce from him for cruelty?"sl
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HIS LOAD WITH HIM.
VSfH ~I~1,{c naArd

De Tanque- -Guzzlfr says he doesn't believe
in carrying other peoples burdens.
O'Soaque--No wonder. He is generally carry
ing pretty good load of his own.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
THE GREAT rRouI
New York Tinnes


Plattytude-There is always room at the top.
Merritt Yes. but the fellows-who are up ther
are monopolists,
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
CARD OF THANKS

To the many friends who so kindly as
sisted us in our late bereavement we wish
to acknowledge our sincere gratitude and
thank them for the beautiful floral Offer
sings to our, husband and father. So
Mrs. Edwin Bucknell and Mr.. and Mrs.
George Bucknel. - ~'' .. T
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THE CULTURE DIDN'T TAKE.
A pious old dame from Detrcuth
A pilgrimage made to Baireuth,
But when she heard sung ~.
.'Die Gctterdammcrung' g.
She really didn't enjeuth.
('hjcapo Tribune
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10

To the numerous friends and the Hia-
watha council, No. 25, Modern Samartans,
who so generously aided in my late be-
reavement in the loss of my dear wife,
beg to extend my heartfelt thanks. !
s.s. .. Thomas G.. Newgord.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
CITY NEWS.
WEATHER NOW AND THEN
Minimum Temperature To-day 40
Degrees; Year Ago 40 Degrees.

Eagles Meeting Postponed-on account
Of the nature Of the day, Good Friday,
the Fraternal Order Of Eagles will not
meet this evening.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-10
THE scHLEY PARTY AT FORT SMELLING YESTERDAY
- GUESTS ...

Photo by Journal star photographer.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01

sore eyes and catarrh successfully
treated. Glasses scientifically sd-
justed by the latest and most approved.
up TO date methods. Difficult cases
and school children solicited. Over
200 patients treated in Colorado.
large stock of glasses and artificial
eyes on hand. A large proportion of
headaches. hysteria. insomnia. chorea
tSt. vitus dance) nervous prostration,
epilepsy and other nervous conditions
are caused by eye strain.
The removal of the cause effects a
permanent cure. If you require treat
ment for diseases of the eye. ear. nose
or throat, if you need glasses scien-
tifically fitted. call early.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01
The Lodge Secretary Who Receives
the Largest Number Of Votes Cast
VIII Receive Free Trip to Galveston,
Texas, and $4,000 In Gold.

Sincc we announced there would be
no morc counts of the ballots the votes
have bcen coming in more rapidly.
More votes were received during the
past week than had come in during
eoveral preceding week.
People are waking up to the stu
! alton that the contest is nearing its
end. Only two more Records will be
issued before the final count.
The contest closes Tuesday. January
90. Mt 6 O'Clock. Every vote and
guess must bc in before that time.
That isn't far off--only nineteen
days after this People who are in
terested ought to be getting busy.
The lodge secretary who has the
most votes on January 90 will be given
n trip to Galveston, Texas, with $50
in gold for spending money.
A half dozen or more secretaries
stand an equal chance Of going. It's
mp to their friends to say who will
enjoy this magnificent January vaca-
tion in the Sunny South.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01
The First Ad Paid

Noah was the first advertiser. He.
like the new business man, advertised
and the people roundabout looked wise.
Noah kent at IL and finally his ads
began to pay, for several came his
way. Even the animals recognized
a bargain in umbrellas and they came
also. 1t WAS because Noah believed
in prices that his advertising was
profitable. He always published his
prices of safety from the flood.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01
Additional Local

Get meat of all kinds at McNelly &
Backburn's market. Best sold.
Deliver the goods and you'll get
business.
Let's get together This is a
good plan for progressive people.
We are of the opinion that the paper
cutter used in printing offices is taken
from the French guillotine.
The best food on the market is the
inspected corn fed meats from the east.
Sold by McNelly 4 Blackburn.
new hotel will be built and one of the
facilities will be book case full of
Greek, Latin and French dictionaries
for the use of those guests who tackle
the names on the menu card.
McNelly s Blackburn have the best
line of fresh meats IN the Canon City
market Try them and be convinced,
1t is pleasure to n man in business
to trust person and carry them
through times of adverity on good
promises and have them leave the
country without any notice whatever.
That'st the reason some people always
pay up their subscriptions.
FOR SALE-My s,a acre fruit farm,
most all under Crooked ditch on Eas,
Lincoln Park. All kinds of bearing
fruit, four room house, harm. etc.
Price, $al50. or will rent one year fol
Saa5. W. 5. DuPee. AIS Main street
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01
Example In Proportion

1t has been discovered thar there
are about ten people who want a
newspaper to do something for them
to one who wants to do something for
a newspaper.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01
Important New Tram Service

The Chicago. Milwaukee and st.
Paul railway have consumated an ar
rangement under which, commencing
January l., 1908. they will have the
same train service over the entire
Union Piacific system as that of the
Chicago and Northwestern This will
include standard sleeping cars. tourist
sleeping cars and chair cars to and
from all points.
McNelly & Blackburn are selling
eastern meats. These meats are reg
ularly inspected and are the best OBJ
tainable.
1t doesn't paw to worry the family
by committing suicide. Smoke Gig
arettes.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01
DIR. SOPERO
Is Coming
Again to
Canon City
St. CLOUD
Hotel

DR.. Kalmen @. Sapero. the we'll
known eye and ear, nose aud throat
specialist of Denver. is too we'll known
to need any introduction. His refer
euces are his patients. your neighbors
and friends; hundreds of patients in
Canon City. No incurable cases taken.
Cataracts removed and cross eyes
strasghtened. Granulated eyelids.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01
How to Get Votes

x1O~ " SNb oSS
The only way to get votes is to cut
them from The Record 5 votes in
every issue: to pay on subscription.
900 votes are given with each year
paid: 500 votes for zach new subsrcip-
tion.
New subscribers and old subscribers
may have year in advance at 1925
while the contest is ON. Now is the
time to subscribe and TO settle.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01
Who's Going to Galveston?

The One Guessing Nearest the Total Nom
bef Of Votes Cast Receives Free Transpof-
tation Also. Contest closes Januasy 20.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01

waiting longer. as no more counts
will be made Of the votes.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-01-01
How to Get Guesses

Everybody who has paid on Record
subscription since October i---or who
pay before the close of the contest is
entitled to one guess for every dollar
paid. The one who guesses the total
vote cast or comes nearest to 1t will
be given free transportation to Gal
weston and return.
There are not now twenty guesses
In the house. Somebody will get this
favor mighty easy. Better guess at
once. There is nothing gained by
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-30

book Of learned societies throughout the
world; Desert Botanical Laboratory, at
Tuscon Arizona. 5000: H. N. Morse. Johns
Hopkins University. $500. for researches
on osmotic pressure Prof. Morse reports
that he has solved several important prob
lens along these lines.
A. A. Moves. Massachusetts, Institute of
Technology. $1,000, for chemical investiga-
tons: w. F. Durand, Cornell University.
81, 100, for experiments on ship resistance
and propulsion; Raphael Pumpelly. New
port. r. l.. $8.500 for preliminary examina-
ton of the trans-Caspian region: Frank d.
Adams, McGili University, Montreal. 81 500
for investigating the flow of rocks; T. C.
Chamberlin, University of Chicago. Sc 600,
for study of the fundamental principles of
geology: Bailey Willis, u. s. geological sur
vey. 1900. for geological exploration In
eastern China. This work Is now going OIL
by authority of the Chinese government.
W. C. Ford, Washington, D. c., $1,000
for examination of the historical archives
at Washington. for the assistance of In
vestigators: w. O. Atwater, Wesleyan Uni
versity, Middletown. Conn.,, 5000. for ex-
periments in nutrition to directly deter
mine the amount of oxygen consumed by
man for sustaining the bodily functions:
Arthur Gangee, Montreux, Switzerland.
$6O $50. for a report on the phys. ology of
nutrition: e. B. Wilson. Columbia Univer-
sity. New York. 81 900. Tor investigations in
experimental embryoiogy In Naples; Ma
rine Biological Laboratory. Woods Hole.
Mass, $4,000.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-30
Old Dominion Railway Hearing.

The Commissioners today announced that
a public hearing will be granted Tuesday
morning. January 5. at ii O'Clock. on the
bill providing for the construction and oper
alton OF the proposed Great Falls and Old
Dominion railroad In the District of Colum
bia. The East Washington Citizens Asso-
citation wrote the Commissioners requesting
that date not earlier than January be
set for the hearing. but since the Commits
sioners will appear before the House COM
mttee on appropriations that day and
will probably be occupied with District
business before that committee for several
days. they deemed it advisable to set the
date for the hearing previous to that time.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-30
Health Office Showing for Week Ended
SaturdaygLast.

DR.. W. c. Woodward health officer. today
submitted his weekly report relative to
health conditions In the District during the
past week. The report shows that the
number of deaths occurring in the District
during the week sended on Saturday last
was 125, as compsred with 1874 during the
previous week and III during the corre-
spending period of 1902. or the above
number 70 were white and 40 were coiored.
These figures represent an annual death
rate per 1000 inhabitants of 1913 for the
whites, 2S.2 for the colored and 22.0 for the
entire population. The death rates for the
previous week were q. l, 29.4 and $3.50, re-
spectively, and for the corresponding period
of last year 1853, lib and 1871. respectively.
The prevailing causes of death were dis
eases of the heart. 20: pneumonia. 10; con-
sumption, II: diseases of the kidneys. VI:
apopiexy, 9. and bronchitis 8. There were
Q deaths from accidents, 3 of which were
caused by burns
The births reported numbered 50. OF
these 40 were white and 36 colored; males
A; females, II.
The gratifying decrease In the number OF
typhoid fever cases continues. there being
Q new cases reported and 30 discharged.
leaving 70 under treatment at the close or
the week. as against PAT at the close OF the
corresponding week OF last year.
In diphtheria there has been slight In
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-30
WRECK AT SILVER sPRINa.
Nobody Hurt and but Little Damage
Done,

A collision occurred this morning at Sill
yer Spring. Nd. between two of the dirt
trains used in hauling the earth from the
excavations about the union station site
and approaches in this city, and several
cars were burned and more or less dam
aged. There is a heavy grade on both
sides of Silver Spring. and heavily loaded
dirt train was making its way uphill, fol-
lowed by train Of empty cars. The en-
gines were at opposite ends of the trains.
When near the top of the hill few of
the cars on the loaded train broke loose,
and. with a caboose. started down the hill.
crashing into the end of the train Of emp
ties. Several. cars were overturned and
caught fire from the fire In the caboose
No other damage was done and no one was
hurt
The accident was caused by the drawbar
on q fiat car OF the dirt train giving way
The north track was blocked until noon and
all trains to and from this city used the
south bound track.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-30
An Easy Way to Cure
Splitting Headaches.

II headache sufferers would do a little hard
thinking. they would surely learn that headache
of all kinds simply results-warnng signals
OF far more serious trouble. Usually headache
means that the blood and poisoned by
an inactive and sluggish liver Don't become one
of the habitual headache sufferers. who explain
their condition by saying. "Oh. am subject TO
headaches l always get headache IL I get ex-
cited. 1t is too noisy" There is need of It,,
either. Stop taking headache powders and power
full drugs that may relieve. hut leave you in worse
condition in the end. Put liver in good shape.
that 1t will carry OF foul secretions and re-
move properly the bile elements from the blood.
Use Smiths Pineapple and Butternut Pills and
You won't have headache. Why? Just because
these little pills Natures true laxative, and
positive cure for torpid liver. They assist diges
ton unload the bile ducts and cure headache by
FIRST removing the cause. Smiths Pineapple ard
Butternut Pills headache. constipation AMI
bilousness In night. Price 25 cents at dealers.
All genuine signed W. +. Smith.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-30
Foundry Sunday School Entertained.

Four hundred boxes of candy were given
to the members of the Sunday school OF
Foundry NJ. e. Church at the recent Christ
mas entertainment. The attendance was
unusually large. Those taking part In the
program were: Rev. Robert W. Moore. tn
pastor: Miss Jennie Kobe Miss Mildred
Martin, Miss Ruth Colvin. Miss Nina May.
nard, Miss Maud Lindsay. Miss Helen
Crosley. Miss Josephine Colvin and Leon
ard Pohlman.
The school made many gifts to the poor,
which were announced on this occasion.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-30
rom u to 16-quar-

crease in the number-from Il to 16-quar-
antined In IA premises.
The number of scarlet fever cases also
Increased from % to 81. there being IL new
cases reported and discharged. These 81
cases are guaranteed in % premises.
The smallpox situation remains I'M
changed. there having been no new cases
reported and no discharges. There are now
3 cases in the smallpox hospital
The weather conditions prevalent during
the past week were temperature (mean),
80 degrees; relative humidity, 73. and mean
actual barometer. 29.82. The winds were
southerly, averaging miles an hour with
a maximum velocity of 40 miles an hour on
the Goth instant The maximum temper
ature was 40 degrees, on the Goth. and the
minimum temperature II degrees. on the
18th There was a rainfall during the week
of 1.37 inches.