The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-27
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Mondays cloudburst being the fourth
along the Blue river, the people along
that river have begun to feel that way.
THREE out of FIVE wins the cup.
THREE STRAIGHTS viii be less wear
ing on the nerves. and today should
settle it.
Telephone numbers that We're sent in
yesterday by several parties were traced
to the Missouri Pacific depot, and not
withstanding that there are a half
dozen telephones in that building. these
numbers were all the same
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"A hard character ossfied man.
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If the price of tea goes up, don't be
surprised. Sir Thomas Upton has learn
ed a good many American tricks and he
may use Johnnie Rockefellers Chicago
University endowment plan, in building
Shamrock ~.
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While the west may not be in favor of
currency legislation, an old Piker re-
marks that the emphatic denunciation of
the Aldrich bill by Billiam Bryan at the
Nebraska Democratic convention may
create a strong desire in the west to see
the AIdrich bill become a law.
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DR.. Burton, in his Anatomy of Mel
aEcholy on Money and Marriage:
If she be rich, then she is fair, fine
absolute and perfect, then they burn like
fire; they love her dearly, like pig and
pie, and are ready to hang themselves if
they may not have her. Nothing so ia
miliar in these days, as for young
man TO marry an old wife. as they say.
fer a piece of gold; asinum auro onustum;
and though she be an old crone, and
have never tooth in her head, neither
good conditions, nor d good face, a natu-
raj fool, but only rich, she shall have
twenty young gallants to be suffers in an
instant. AS she said in Suetonius. non
me, sed mea ambiunt. tbs not for her
sake, but for her lands or money; and
an excellent match it were Gas he added
if she were away. So, on the other side.
many young lovely maid will cast her
self away upon an old, doting, discrepit
blizzard,
Bis puer efoeto quamvis balbutiat ore.
Prima legit rarae tam culta rosetta puel-
lac
That is rheumatic and equity, hath some
twenty diseases, perhaps, but one eye.
one leg, never a nose, no hair on his
head wit in his brains, nor honesty, If he
before all other suitors. His father late
~ died and left him sole heir OF his
goods and his lands" This is not amongst
your dust worms alone. poor snakes that
VIII PROSTATE their souls for money, but
with this bait you may catch our most
potent, puissant. and illustrious princes.
That proud upstart domineering Bishop
of Ely, in the time of Richard the
First, viceroy in his absence as Nubri-
=fsr Fafr ? e usaff a
maintain his greatness married his poor
kinswomen (Which came forth OF Nor
mandy by droves) TO the chiefest mobiles
Of the land. and they We're glad 10 ac-
cept Of such matches. fair OF soul. for
themselves, their sons, nephews. etc"
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4 reporter tainted on the street at
Winfield this week. \ railroad man. IN
thinkinEly, complimented him on his
write-up OF freight rate dinerentiai.
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Arkansas City Traveller: a whole lot
OF parents and the owners Of a trained
dog are considerably alike When they
have visitors both are put through their
tricks"
BY the way, did you ever see a parent
or the owner OF a trained dog do tricks?
a former Farmer Alliance plSer Is
afraid that unless cheek - put upon
President Roosevelt, ne viii be appointing
a Pop next to some trustworthy position
Jack Richardson Gays not. but we are
afraid that Shamrock as name Is .
hoodoo
The POSITION NEXT IN responsibility
20 that q president Of the United States
is that OF ooiored poll-tax collector al
Shawnee. Oklahoma
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IT must tickle those boomer girls of
the territorial schools TO see the governor
set mad because Major starr roasted the
rsilius's light equipment The governor
criticised the girls FOR The same thing
last year
I VIII ter you how you can sell more
beer said a Piker % a beer-s@rv.ng en-
ploye yesterday.
How ?" asked the tspster.
-aake your glasses larger, sasc the
P1ker.
This reminds ne said the draEghss-
man. that after September ist every
beer glass 81 WAcsita xii be Of the s.snt-
ounce variety Beer - &-5e PER bali !
oSrrei. ard the size CT ;sS glass Tin fe
cu-
\ VIII eat less bread. that rlay bay |
El0re bee-. said the Piker.