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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04
STATE OF ONO, CITY OFT oLEDo, ..
I,UCls CorTSTy 50.

LUCAS OOUNTY.
FRANK ]. CHENEY, make oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of f. j. CHENEY q
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of cATARRH that
cannot be cured by the use of HALL's
CATAnRH CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
f->, presence, this 9th day of December,
SEAL. A. D., 1886. A. W. GLEASON,
'0-' Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. F. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggists, ,75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

"I'm sure" said the clumsy man as
he slipped off his horse again, "that
I'll never learn to ride"
ooh" replied the riding master,
"just keep on trying"
But I'm having my own troubles
trying to keep on."-Catholic Standard
and Times.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04
"What have you been, my poor fel-


"Do you enjoy historical novels?"
EYES," answered Mr.. Cumrox. 81
like to read them and then reflect on
how lucky am to live in a time when
people refrain from making such con.
summate fools Of themselves. Wash
ington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04
Really Seemed Too Much.

Mrs. Al never saw any one SO
nervy as the woman next door. Why.
she actually wanted to borrow a fat
iron to throw at cat"
Mrs. Z.-"That was rather nervy."
Mrs. Ayes, and 1t was my cat."-
Philadelphia Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04
A Formula.

Clarence - "I'm going to ask old
Jones for his daughters hand; what's
a good way to begin?"
Algy -"Oh! Spring a few other
jokes on him first and see how he
takes themw-Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

Wigg-"I always like to hear man
say what he thinks"
Wagg-"But the people who always
say what they think generally think
such disagreeable things."-Philadel-
phia Record
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04
Our BUDGET
%
OF HUMoR:4 =


The Fate of Them.
How sad is the fate
Of the song writing sinner
"A love song for breakfast,
An ode for a dinner!
And thousands must wait,
And in poverty grovel
Till they all write "The Great
Great American Novel;"
Atlanta Constitution.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

"But you don't think he's mercen-
ary, papa?"
"Why, yes, l do! I'm afraid he re-
CARDS marriage as a get-rich-quick
schemer'-Puck
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

The area of the peat bogs in Ire
land has been estimated at nearly
100000 acres, with an average thick
ness of Is feet. At half the heating
value of coal these deposits are equiv
alent to 2,500,000,000 tons of coal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04
Busted,

Towne-"Bankrupt, is he? Why,
thought he had a fixed income of $10,-
600 year.
Brown-"So he had, but his wife
fixed that in three months after their
marriage. e."-Philadelphia Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

Mushrooms generally consist Of 80
per cent. water, but the remaining 1C
per cent. is more nutritious than
bread.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

Each year about $4,000 is expended
in sprinkling the streets of LondoI
with sand, to preveut horses from slip
ping.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

Mrs. Winslow sSoothing Syrup for children
teething soften the gums, reduces in6amm ma
ton ,allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c. bottle
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

"Did he make gift Of a scholarship
to that college?"
bed to the hospital for the use of the
football team."-Baltimor Herald.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

are required to pay the policeman for
his touble in taking them 10 jail.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

King Edward has ordered an American
electric charging plant for his electric ve-
hicles.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

At the Paris Postofice $4,000 picture
postal cards are destroyed every month be-
cause OF lnsufiicient directions or postage.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

FITSpermanently curei 1. No lts or nervous
nessafterilrst days use of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer. S2triai bottle and treatisefres
DER. II. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St., Phila. Pa.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

It is hard for some people to practice
economy, while with other people it comes
naturally.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

When girl has freckles she sympathizes
with the leopard who cannot change his
spots.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infallible
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w.
SAMUEL, Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. II, 1900.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04
Humorous.

"But what will you do when all the
vermiform appendices shall have been
removed"
The great surgeon smiled
Il was reading only to-day" he said,
"that the stomach may be taken out"
without killing the patient?"
"How funny you arew exclaimed
the great surgeon, and he laughed out
right.-Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

"Can't you do something for me, sir?
I'm hungry"
"Can't you get a job as sandwich
man?"-New York News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

When man asks you for your honest
opinion you sometimes have to lie to him,
or lose his friendship.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

"You ought not to beg" she said.
"No, ma'am," admitted the tramp,
"Why do you do it?"
swell, ma'am, 1 wouldn't If I could
git people to give me money by jest
lookin' sad" ."-Chicago Post
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

If you are coughing, take DR.. August
Koenig's Hamburg Breast Tea.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

Mother (who had been out for the
day)-"Tommy, did you take that med
icine that 1 told you to when 1 was
away"
Tommy - "No, ma. Willie Jones
came in, and he liked it so l exchanged
1t with him for sour ple."-Punch.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

Biggs-"Say, can 1 sell you a good
horse?"
Diggs-"Don't know What's the
matter with the animal" - Chicago
News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

Binks - Did Smiths father leave
him anything?"
Jinks-"Only his debts"
Binks "How is Smith getting
a1ongw
links - "Wel, he has greatly IN
creased his inheritance. baltimore
American.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

A fine ostrich is calculated to yield
$2,500 worth of feathers.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-04

One pound of sleeps wool is capa-
Bile of producing one yard of cloth.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Nerbllft.

SIN Wartssimmsr zines iddfiasn
poliSsibureaus u%nterbalten iid Swsi
Ssrrsn. bic als 3euasn elmer Shldas.
rel mitsenommsn fino. auf frans0fih.
uin BON ben iibriasn anwsienosn ni&i
perltanoen 81 tperoen.
Wa4tbabsHoer SduBmann: Sisr
pirb nitt fran5oiii4 gerso't.
Der cine ber btiosn Germ: Wenu
Sic aber III tesner bon uns bseosn
oeiti1 tanu2
Sdubmann (falutirsnb): GntIdul.
bigsn Sic. ia oann is's mas gang on.
.oeres.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Sushait.

gsrt6sioiaer (nadosm Der @sridts.
bot BAG llrtbeil geiproden bat): Na, oa
lino Sic nod bili8 bran porbeiSetOm=
men. Suber!
8 ia, nad Der Rsbe, bic sic aehol.
ten babsn. bate ih minoeitens aui oas
Soppelte 9srsdnet.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Ser ihIaue gan1lnro.

Grau To.an: Saben Sic idon ae=
bDrt2, Der SanolOro bat uniere Wietbe
bera5aeiebt.
Grau GaIsp: Was Sic nidt iagsn!
Sas that er wpbl, oamit sr psniesr
8elo berliert. peuu sic ausriiden,
obne Die Wietbe 81 bssablen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Cine Gutbefuuo.

Gum erften Wale iab Ser pisriGbriae
gStup I'M @arten cine uniduloiee Nat-
ter, bic lib ialGuni9it fortbepeate.
Sofort ftiirmte sr ms Saus uno rief:
Wama, tomm MIR einmal in ben Gar.
ten. oa pebelt Elm Shwana bsrum uuo
9 1T gar teiu Suno bran.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
gus Der Snifrnftiunsf nmoe.

untsroffSier: @as limb Sic in
Sbrsm @ipilperbdltniB2
ginidbriser Dieter: SD bin IpO-
tbeter.
unterOin3ier: Sa1te mfrs bod
aleia. neil Sic Sbre &eisbsit In 10
ileiuen Soisn ab9ebsn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Geine Nnfht.

@sridtsprdiioent (sinsn nsusr @s.
ridtspraitiiant, Der Yaier III. rip.
feno): Weldes 1T bas srlte @eri1t fir
isoen baieriiden Staatsbiirssr2
6eriAtsprattiiaut: S moan balt.
Dos ian 2ebsrtnooeln.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Gor Dem Nihter.

Sic baben benz 8ldasr stusi Sbrfei=
gen aeaeben; mesbaib babsn Sic bas
setban?
Die erite Obrfeiae bah i'd ibm ssse.
ben. neil er mid beleioi9t bate! 49,.
9tun. uuo bic 5ueite?
Weil i'd aemubt babe, baB er mid
tpegen Der er lten psrtla9en miro!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
BerbInHemoe Antmort.

SIM Nni4auunas untsrridt fraets
Der 2ebrsr: Was III in meinem gsli9te
nur elm Wtal porbauoen?
Sie Nntport iautste: Sie Nais.
9sbrer: Was 1T absr ruObl 3pei Wal
borbanben2
Shiler: Sas Mu9e.
Gebrer: Was 1T aber auf msinem
2Opf rs4t piel Mal ba2
S4ller: Sie 2duis.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
GbIe TreiRtafeits

Was molsn Sic bsnn BEL mir2 SD
babe bod einsn anberen Barber!
Sd bite nm 8sriebuna! Sd babe
ieItsrn nit Sbrsm Barber be Guno.
idaft ausietnobslt NIB ba bah id Sic
nu ieiuonneu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22

-Wenn mir nidt poriidtis asnus
limb init unIersn SpeiIsn, ipsrpsu mir
leidt on unDeroanlidteit lsibsn. Or.
@uaut Sonia's Samburgsr 5ropfsn
bsilsn bic i&limmitsn 5das prompt
uno fiber.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
&1hiM.

&i4tsr: SD bsrurtbsils Sic su
lebensllnali1em 3u&tbaus.
@n9etlaster: Sa mir uns nit mebr
isb'n werben. 10 pauid I ben Serrn
a rsat fr6blids Muferitshuna.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Gtrena ariitnfratii&.

Baron: Gsftsrn groBss Walbeur &c.
babt. 4utomobil umseidmiHsn.
Serr b. r.: Da babsn ii9 Ssrr
Baron mobl bsrlebt2
Baron: @eb. bas ni4t; S1limms.
res. auf gargerfsig ssi4lsuosrt
tuoroen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22

-9urd cine pl0Blide gsipeauns
i6nnen mir einen persniduB bsiom.
men. Sur9 cine iofortiae Nnpenoung
bon ct. SatObs Del wsroen bic Mus.
teln wieoer seitdrtt uno Der Sersn.
ihub perI6pinoen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
9eBtes WitteL

Sohtsrrsibe SHUTTER: Mdnnhen,
laoe bod einmal ben profeHOr 2rips
Elm! Ser iOa ia Oil 3lsptomanie lei-
ben - bieleidt nimmt er ems bon
uniern Mdoels nit!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Ser frij@e Sraten.

@irtb: Sa. boriaen Wouat DO bob
| bic Wirtbidait iibsrnomme nit IN
idmmtliasn Suosntar.
@ait: 60 fo!. Sa mar pobl oisisr
S9wsinsbratsn nod babsi2
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Ser b.rfannte Warnnuasb6H.

8aber: MaA' Dir mir oraus, Sep
pei. bas III balo 9'heilt.
Seppel: Im msiiien GIFTS mi. baB
bic 9noersmaiain a no 'pFfeu bat,
pia 7 ma bic 3eben ab8'tabr'n bat.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Trummer Wuni1.

Gtaatsanwalt: Sabsn sic nod
einen lsbten Wunfh?
Delinquent: So! SD piinids, sic
pdrsn on meinsr Stsae. Serr Staats.
anmalt!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
G&Snes @eiuItat.

Nun. mis bot ii& Sbr r,sues ber=
beRertes Gsusrwebr autOmobil bsnn
bepdbrt2
., beim lebtsn Branbe tuirbe in-
folge bes blisi4nslsn gintreifsns bss
Intomobils bereits cine perion aus
ben Glammen sersttet - brsi Wen.
idsn fubr es ~aleroinss unterwsss toot.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Neban6e.

&Oonep: Wo BAIT gu benn bas
blaue @I9e ab9etriest?
Glancp: Sim 9olan III eben bon
ieinsr So4ssitsrsiie Surifasisbrt. uno
i'd mar es. Der ibm gum Ssiratbsn
rietb.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Am 9uiel.

Slieasnbsr @uritbdnolsr (su einsm
Nad~tpaianten): SeiBe Wiener.. ~
pallant (anaeheitert): Sebr anss.
nebnl, i1 beige 3rauis.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Ga oaun!

Sf benn oas idparse goli i'm Sn.
r,ern Mfrifas ihon cultibirt2
3. grab tuie mir! 9is 3eigsn in
ibren Standardization aua ipeiB an.
aeitridene S4warse fir ,,s9te gurO=
pGsr!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
SiGerifcr 0rmris.

-. gBar oenn SIR isliasr Wann
Bis gum leBtsn @ugenblif bel Yeiin.
nun9?
@oQfdnoi9; spsi Stunoen Dor lei.
mem Sooe bat er iOsar nod einsn Wiss
tbsr 9siteisert.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Heingefaaen.

Ssrr: Meine Ysrsbrtsfts, sic baben
ii9 mirtlid sroBartig tonieroirt, sic
ieben bsinabe 70 jung aus. wis Sbrs
Sohtsr.
Dame: 4bsr, n,ein Soft, i'd bin ia
bic So4ter.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
&lage.

&aostt Ger Die erite Cigarette ss'
rauht bat, als ibm unpohi wiro):
S9euBlih mas man ieinem Stanoe
fur Spfer brinsen mus!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Spab nlnB an1 irin.
Gurtiairt.

gufetisr: Ystommt Der STUDENT Die
Gerpelatpurlt auf @eiBs Ooer auf
ShDar3brot?
9ellusr: a9 mas, auf Bump trisst
er iie! ~.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
9aS ShIimmRe.

Surdgebrauntsr 2aiiirsr: 60 cine
Jludt 1T etwas 8rausnbaTtes. feinem
Yetanntsn barf man cine Init9tstarte
ididsn!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Werimurbia.

> tpoiB net, mas bes is2 Sebt
ba'-u--i lido brei 6ha&tla Sufst-
tenpulper s'frefa, uuo bic Sl6b' bsifet
ma aus mob!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Strsnge Obiernam,.

u: so, Der Sstrstdr sc. 1T aus benz
Wssstarierberein pieoer ausssfoBsn
tporben2
y: So. er 1T nal babel ertappt NOR.
ben, rpie er an ieinen S4nurrbartipibsu
9etaut bat.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Mna Gin 0Ind

Sic ieben ia beut' 10 psrsnist aus.
mas 1T oenn paiiirt2
So. oenten Sic iid. Serr 9adbar,
mein Sobn bat beute sin Sabr 8efdn9.
nib erbalten, uIlo id oabts' IS piiroe
mlrtoelisns finf Sabre 3u9tbaus
ieBen!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22

05 a. N. Chicago Special"
the best and fastest train to
1t has free reclining chair
Buffet Pullman parlor cars,
es in Chicago at lao p. M,
or all eastern connections.
p. m train for st. Paul, the
estern Limited" is a splen-
Of new compartment and
Pullman sleepers and free
:. Through cars and sleep
directions. For information
d call at city ticket office.
ROSS, City Ticket Agent.
DOT of Eighth street. City
Ice, 695 Main street. Tele
new. 97A
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Y)ours
Sohr R;fSh

Sobn Hitih, ESQ.
&enne Sic be Miiter &odsfsllsr psr-
ibnlih? SD m6ht ibn ndmli9 smol
frase. oh er nit en- ditip Wann in bic
bette Sabre als partner uffnsmme
mObt. SD tbdt gineu tsnne, po
grab oa osrfOr paiIe tbdt.
.. o.. ESQ.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
COMMITS Eraaen.

Wutter: SOmmp. iteas bod an Sei=
men Batter niat 10 piel Graasn. IS
belditi9t i'm.
5ommp: $. Die tsra9sn beIditisen
ibn nlbt, er drgert lib nur, oaB er tie
nitt beantporten fann.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
Gmhfchtuua.

Wirtb (Sum neusn SausinsdD:....
@ber it braude einen banofsften Men.
'den = babsn sic aud gmpfeblun.
npu2
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
~T< C> ~
SwbWAxss Se,~as
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R. R.

Time Table Effective Nov. 2, 1907.
WEST.
Passenger leaves daily..... ::27 q ID
Passenger leaves daily. l'oo p m
passenger v. daily, ex. Sun. 4:45 D %
,assenger leaves daily. ...10:55 p m
,asenger leaves daily. 4:45 p m
,assenger ar. daily, ex. Sun.10:So a m
'assenger arrives daily. 4:3o p IN
,assenger arrives daily. ..l0:2O p m
assenger arrives daily. 80. 4:55 a N
EAST AND SOUTH.
assenger lv. daily, ex. Sun. 1880 q ID
assenger Nv. daily, ex. Sun 12:45 p m
.Passenger leaves daily. BOO a IN
rpsssenger leaves daily. ...1l:3o Pm
P-assengei yaves daily..... 4;3o p ID
Passenger arrives daily. l:OO p IN
Passenger ar. daily, ex. III s:4o q
Passenger ar. daily, *. Sun. BIO p m
? .ssenger arrives daily. ...10:5O p m
ssenger arrives, daily.... 1922 q N
South.
he Abs D. m. train for Chicago Is
ippcd with parlor car and dining
for Chicago.
ARRIVE TT CHICAGO.
Dubuque daily, ex. Sun 7:30 q m
Chicago daily, ex. Sun. 1855 p m
We Dubuque daily...... 500 a m
We Chicago daily...... 9:35 a m
We Dubuque daily......11:30 p m
i've Chicago daily, ....,. TOO . m
We Dubuque daily...... Abs p m
va Chicago daily...... $50 p m
LEAVE CHICAGO.
re Chicago daily....... SID a N
ye Dubuque daily..... 100 p m
Chicago daily, ex. Sum-. 3:45 p m
DUBUQUE daily, ex. Sun. 9:10 p m
q Chicago daily...... 6:10 p m
e Dubuque daily......1O:6O p IN
Q Chicago daily....... 200 q IN
Q Dubuque daily...... 1922 Q N
D on night train to Chicago
at 1920 p. N. 4
We AT MINNEAPOLIS AND
ST. PAUL.
Dubuque daily. .....10:55 p m
Minneapolis. -. -. 8:15 a m
st. Paul........... $3.50 a m
E ST. PAUL AND MINNIE
APOLIS.
st. Paul. 7:10 p n
Minneapolis. 80. 90. 7:45 p m
DUBUQUE .......... 4:55 a m
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22

&nedt: Dos alaub' i; bier - flint
Strafen pessn S6rpsrpsrlsbuns,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-09-22
GbieasO, Burlington & Guintp
Gienbabu.
IsURLlNeToN RoUTE.y

Stdbtiide Gidtts Office: 635 MaiIs Ctr.
Seiepbou: ago alts Qiuie 200 ueus 9inis.
9ahuboi am 6uss Der 2. StraBs.
5elepbon: 40s alte 9tnie.
8sittabeue in Rrait am 81. Vsai 1903.
abiabrt "a 6roiit, 8inona. g~intunit
uah CT. Saul, Wiinueas uou
polls II. Rorepeiten.
1922 SIN -. .tdslid.. .a--.-. 3.52 gm.
4.30 9m.. .-~.-td9lih ..--.~ 3.44 Hm.
Chicago nnb 0fli4s
8srbinouugsn.
800 gm.. -...... tastiA--...... 11.57 Rm.
n. O5 9snl- .-....tGslih-.~ 500 BIN.
Clinton, Rolins, &od
Sslanb, Gapsnport, ct.
Qonis, liiolide II. weIts
lihe Bsrbinouugeu.
*Sieier 3ue laugt al %gelauuteu Statio=
neu am SouHta9 all.
3.2S Inl .tdsl. ausa. SOuntass. 1915 Sm.
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-08
STOCK FOR SPRING
is OVERLOOKING.

Ladies Shirt Waists for early Spring and hot DAYS too
arc herein Linen, Lawn and Madras
There is always choice that early buyers get Our
window gives an idea of assortment
Mems Shirts" Lion Brand" the uptodate styles are
mere too More Lion Brand" Shirts and Collars are be-
ing sold every year the is style fit with good
workmanship
SrEcIAI-We are the only store in Lambertvllc who
gives you genuine French Balbrggan Underwear for
those who have never bought these goods from us we
would IKE to show the difference between the ordinary 5oc
goods
Complete lines of Underwear for men, women and
children
New things in Hosiery, Gloves, Ribbons Corsets
We are ready for your Spring shopping and would like
the pleasure of supplying part of yonr wants
few special bargains in Ladies' Shirt Waists carried
from last year.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-08
PiCklNGS FROM FICTION.

Hope is the heroic form of despair
The School For Saints"
The most agonizing fear of n true
lover is that his lady shall think him
weakling.-"on Satan's Mount"
Sentimental people are sure 10 live
long and die fat Feeling that's the
slayer THE Ordeal of Richard Fe.
Veral"
When prudence and reticence are OF
guard the man himself, past, present
and future, comes into view Kent
Fort Manor"
You never could bet on that woman.
II there was one or two things she'd he
likely TO do she wouldn't do either OF
them.-"Tioba."
Things always run in streaks don't
matter whether it's politics, love, farm.
in or war. They don't travel alone
Before the Dawn"
Sunum cuique-to the man belongeth
courage in great things. but In affairs
OF small moment woman is pre-emi-
nent-"The Wheel of Love"
Success undoubtedly often covers
mistakes, but human nature is ON the
whole generous, or at least good tenn
pered. Retrospect and Prospect"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-08

Dining one day with n friend and
being pressed To take some rhuburb
pie, Lamb declined because 1t was
physic
THAT may be-" said his host. but it
Is pleasant and innocent"
80 is daisy" rejoined Lamb, but
don't therefore like daisy pie"
Daisy pie. Who ever heard of
daisy piesf said some one ut the table
"My authority is Shakespeare" Lamb
replied. lie expressly mentions dai
sizes pied"
The phrase occurs in the song ut the
end of Loves I4abor's Lost" side
lights ON Charles Lamb"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-08
STYLE IN TYPEWRlTiNG.
Points b, which Each Operators
work May lie Identified.

work May lie Identified.
1t will come Is surprise to many
people to know that there is a great
deal of character in typcwriting, Were
half dozen operators To use the same
machine. paper and actual words, each
printing off Il dozen sheets, and were
all these to he mixed up indiscriminate-
~. Il prnctieed eye could distinguish
each operators work instantly
In Il recent law case. where n lengthy
typewriter document of many sheets
WINS iii question. il WITS alleged that
one Of the papers included had been
substituted for another sheet Although
10 casual eye all the sheets seemed to
bc the work of one hand, experts
showed that the spacing WAS quite diff
ferent. especially between the end Of
one sentence aud the beginning of an
other, and ON the substituted sheet the
new paragraphs began in quite IL differ
cnt position on the lines, aud the let
tiers were Shaky instead of upright aud
firm, and the punctuation the crucial
test was wholly different
The experts were unable to trace the
person who had done the bogus type
writing, but they agreed that it was a
typcwriting; that she MAS nervous, not
very strong. and that her education
was only moderately good
The writer of the other sheets com
prisiHg the document was defined, from
the cvenness, correctness aud iirnness
of the typewriting, to be an expert
cuccd operator.