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, 1903-01-13
In 1910.
did you hear OF Mrs. Sisters un
fortunate mfshap?"

did you hear Of Mrs. Sisters un-
fortunate mishap?"
mo, indeed: What was it,"
why, she was having a little house
party at her aerial chateau, and sent
her aeronaut with the omnibus bal.
loon to the air line station to bring
the guests to the house."
YES"
"She has always thought the man
SO trusty. He has been with her two
years. But 1t seems he had mixed
himself an o~xygenated highball that
morning and he wasn't in a RESPONSE
BILE condition"
Mercy, what did he do?"
why he completely lost his head
o. the up grade and collided with an
aeromotor moving van with such VIC.
lence thai the balloon broke lose from
the bus and the dreadful man dropped
his whole load into the lake!"
, 1903-01-13
Adam the Uniuuc.

When Adam went accounting Eve
He didn't have to watch the clock,
Regretting when twas time to leave;
There were no gossips th-rs to shock.
She didn't make him sit away
Across the room and ak about
The newest book or latest play
hat others had been bringing out.
She had no red-plush album there,
With photographs of Uncle John
And Aunt Louise and Cousin Claire
And others who were dead and gone.
He never when she sweetly sighed
Was forced to flee with all his might
In order to obtain a ride
Upon the last car out that night.
All, happy Adam! He was free.
From grief the later lover bears
Eve never whispered suddenly:
Il think l hear pa on the stairs"
Cosmopolitan Magazine.
, 1903-01-13
TO PUSH BARROW $4,000 MILES


Dan Gray, the Minneapolis wheel
barrow pusher, who is trying to make
$4,000 miles in 700 days, so as to pay
off a $4,000 mortgage, passed through
Chicago last night. When he arrived
here he had travelled SIT miles in
twenty-five days, being seventy-seven
miles ahead of his schedule. He had
gained seven pounds in weight since
starting.
His $4,000 mile tramp will take him
east to Portland Me-, south to Jackson
vile. Fla, west to San Francisco.
north to Tacoma, Wash, and east
again to Minneapolis.
The mortgage on Gray's home is
held by a rich but eccentric individual
named John Holton of Mankato, MINI.
Holton offered to cancel the mortgage
If Gray would show that he was will
ing. like the heroes Of NEUROLOGICAL
| lore, to undertake some ardous task to
demonstrate his worth. The $4,000
mile tramp was decided upon as one
sufficiently difficult to prove his cour.
| age and stamina. Gray has a wife
and three children, whom he will not
see for two years, If he completes his
trip.-Chicago Inter-Ocean.
, 1903-01-13
IF WOMEN ONLY KNEW.
What a Heap Of Happiness It Would
Bring to Laramie Homes.

Hard to do homework with an ach,
ing back.
Hours of misery at leisure or at
work.
If women only knew the cause.
Backache pains come from sick kid
neys
Doan's Kidney Pills viii cure them.
Laramie people endorse this.
Mrs. Charles Bloom, Charles Bloom
retired, living at 1011 First street
says: My knowledge OF Doan's Kid.
ney Pills dates back over a year ago
At that time a dull, heavy pain per
sistently chung to me for months and
accompanying it was trouble with the
kidney secretions, a sure indication
that In some way my kidneys required
attention. Through a friend l was ad'
vised to use Doan's Kidney Pills and
l went to the Laramie Drug Co. for
them. A box brought such undoubted
relief that l continued the treatment
until l used six boxes in all. Up tC
date there has not been a symptom o.
a recurrence. This to a woman owe
sixty years of age is decidedly welcome
and positively proves that Doan's Kid
ney Pills a be depended upon tt
do the work promised"
For sale by all dealers. Price sc
cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo. N
Y, sole agents for the United States
Remember the name-Doan's-anC
take no substitute.
, 1903-01-13

A meeting is to be called in the near
future for the purpose Of organizing
a business mems club. In perfecting
this organization too much attention
cannot be given to the selection of
ohcers. Men deeply interested in the
promotion Of the business interests of
this city must be pushed to the front,
or the club will fail to accomplish any.
thing. The officers must be energetic.
yet conservative; progressive, yet pru.
dent. And above all things they must
have an eye single to the welfare OF
the entire city.
, 1903-01-13
A CONGRESSMAN'S WORK

The Washington Post of recent late
contained the following article in re
lation to Congressman Mondell and his
work:
when the trainers of the constitu-
ton provided that each state in the
union should have two senators and
that representation in the house
should be based on population, they
hardly contemplated a situation that
would make a States representation
greater In the Upper than in the lower
branch of congress. This condition
exists, however, in seven of the forty
five states. In the west Montana. Wy
oming, Nevada, Utah, Idaho and North
Dakota are new states and their growth
has not been sufficient to entitle them
to a second representative.
Probably no members of congress
are harder workers thar the represen-
tatives at large from western states
that have a single member of the house.
There are always pending measures
of vital importance to these states,
and the business of their people be-
fore the department. especially the in
terror department. is of surprising vol
ume. ),
Representative Mondell of Wyo-
ming looks with envy upon fellow
members who represent the districts
of New York city and Chicago. where
responsibility for legislation affecting
even a single city is divided.
why he said yesterday, some of
these fellows do not even have a post
Office in their district. | have $50 of
them in Wyoming. and must give per-
sonal attention to tie appointment of
q postmaster for each. That alone
would create enough work and e
ton OF mind to satisfy any man, but it
is only the beginning of my troubles.
In addition to the postoffices. there are
about 125 star routes, and each of these
demands frequent and personal atten,
ton. If the service is weekly. people
along the route want it semi-weekly;
II semi-weekly, they want it tri-week.
ly; a tri-weekly service 500 leads to
a demand that it be given daily.
"'Nor is the work l do here in
Washington the least of my troubles.
Campaigning in Wyoming is a pretty
serious undertaking. There are not
, 1903-01-13
Carnegie and krupp.

The late Herr Krupp was a great
ironmaster, but o the greatest. That
distinction belongs to Mr.. Carnegie.
The Krupp millions we're made in
three generations. The Carnegie hun
dreds Of millions were made in less
than one. Herr Krupp's grandfather
started his steel foundry in Essen al
most a century ago. Mr.. Carnegie
laid the foundations OF his fortune in
Pittsburg but little over a quarter of
a century ago. Pittsburg is now a
greater iron and steel center than Els.
sen. The great iron king of Germany
has died possessed of about all his
millions. The great Iron king of this
country is trying to give his millions
away before he dies.
, 1903-01-13

This is easier said than done, yet 1t
may be of some help to consider the
matter. If the cause is something ov-
ef which you have no control it is OBJ,
viods that worrying will not help the
matter in the least. On the other
hand, If within your control you have
only to act. When you have a cold
and fear an attack of pneumonia, buy
a bottle Of Chamberlain's Cough Rem.
edy and use it judiciously and all cause
ly disappear. There Is no danger OF
pneumonia when it is used. For sale
by Frank H. Eggleston. druggist.
, 1903-01-13

Albany county has the distinction of
having the tallest delegation in the
house, even though Representative
King does pull down the average to a
considerable extent. Representatives
Hoge and Oviatt are of a height. six
feet four inches. and Representative
Maxwell Is even six feet in his stock
ings. Representative Gregory is also
six feet and Speaker Atherly is five
feet eleven inches.
, 1903-01-13
LITTLE BROTHER WORKS HAVOC
Sisters Suitor Scared OF When Al
most Hooked,

most Hooked.
Pewee Jackson was a quiet lad to
appearance. but the time he spent in
know as | ever heard a Eore pathetic
story than tlat told by his sister,
Amy. who hal been making conscien'
tious efforts to land the new pastor,
who was young and unmarried. Amy
had entertain ed the gentleman for
several evenings and it was noticed
in the family that he always came
again. Amy seemed to love to listen
to his views on prohibition. of which
he was a sturdy advocate, and II
seemed to be no task for her to wal.
lop the key board as they both tried
the songs for the coming services.
One sad night-Amy tells the
story with tears in her vOice-they &c
to the piano as usual and Amy strikes
a note hat Is decidedly to the bad.
With n surprised look she lifts the top
of the piano and the distressed pas
empty beer bottles.
The pastor was nice about 1t and
laughed gayl. but Amy did not re
cover her strength that evening. All
Eur explanations about her playful lit
tic brother seemed to fall fiat on the
furniture.
Anyhow. it never came off. ant
father trounced the Limb good ant
sound in the woOdshcd that night
Minneapolis Journal.
, 1903-01-13
TO MARK INGALLS, GRAVE
His Friendo Seek for a Stone Such as
HI Described,

He Described.
The grave of the late John J.. ingalls,
at Mt. Vernon cemetery will be
marked by a native bowlder deposited
in Kansas soil in the glacial period.
according to an Atchison, Kan. dis
patch in the ST. Louis Globe-Democrat.
This will be done in obedience to q
letter written in the senate chamber
at Washington, Dec. 10, 1890, to Mrs.
ingalls, in Atchison. The letter fol.
lows:
THE cold wave has passed of and
the morning is like April. The world
is SO lovely at its best; this life is SO
delightful that | dread the thought of
leaving it. l have seen and expert
enced so little of what may be seen
and known that it seems like closing
u volume % which | have only glanced
at the title page.
What an unclvil host life is, to invite
us to an entertainment which we are
compelled to attend whether we like
1t or not, and then to Lncerenoniously
take us by the arm and bow us out
into the night, stormy and dismal, to
go stumbling about without so much
as a lantern to show us the way to an
other town.
Our ground in the cemetery should
have a 'monumeG.. hate these obel.
isks, urns and stone cottages, and
should prefer a great natural rock
one of the red powders known as the
lost rocks of the prairie, porphyry
from the North, brought down il
glacial times-with a small surface
smoothed down. just large enough tc
make a tablet in which should be in
serted the bronze letters of our name
Ingalls, and nothing else"
A stone such as described is now
/ eing sought.
, 1903-01-13
one Hundred Dollars a Box

Ia the value H. A. Tisdale, Summerton
8. c. places OF DeWitt's Witch Haxel
Salve. He says: Il had the plies foz
20 years. tried many doctors aud
medicines, but all failed except De
Wits Hazel Salve. It cured me-. II
Is a combination Of the healing proper
ties Of Witch Hazel with a~ntiseptics
and emollients; relieves and perman-
emily cures blind. bleeding itching and
piles, sores, cuts. bruises
eczema. salt rheum and al skin dis
eases.-LAramie Drug Co., william 4
pharmacy graduates.
, 1903-01-13

The papers of the northern part of
the state are taking hold of the indus
trial convention matter with commend
able vim and energy. II advertising
will cause their delegates to Loyalty
respond, then the north will be we'll
represented at the meeting to be held
in Cheyenne on February 3 and T..
, 1903-01-13
Not Up to Date.

VVVS 0P " 0OSOs
His novel was a failure, l under.
stand"
"Of course, 1t was"
why of course?"
"Oh. he was SO terribly behind the
times"
"In what way?"
why he called his heroine Eliza.
beth, and every one knows that's en-.
tirely out of date. We are now in the
Dorothy cycle of literature, and l
have an idea that Josephine is com.
ing next"
, 1903-01-13

Railroads west of Chicago have
about concluded an agreement where
by freight rates will be advanced , per
cent. This it is claimed is necessary
on account of the largely increased
cost of labor and all the materials used
in railway construction and mainten-
ance
, 1903-01-13
Eeeen.rieItle. Of Blu. Blood,

Mrs. Highupp-Do you believe 1t 10
true that the Emperor William 10
having the milk from his farm at
Potsdam retailed in Berlin from
wagons with his name painted on
them?
Mrs. Wayupp-I shouldn't wonder.
It's nothing. Why. ven my grand
father did the same thing.-New Yors
Weekly.
, 1903-01-13
THE ST. PAUL CALENDAR
EQR 1903.

six sheets 10x15 inches, Of beautiful
reproductions, in colors. of pastel draw
ings by Bryson, is now ready for distrl-
button and will be mailed on receipt
OF twenty-five (25) cents-coin or
stamps. Address Claude S. Williams,
Com'l Agent. Salt Lake City Utah.
, 1903-01-13
UNION PACIFIC TIME TABLE.

UNION PACIFIC TIME TABLE.
In effect at the LS.amie station at
the present time:
West-Bolnd.
Leaving time:
N. 1, Overland Limited. -. 1850 a. M
No. 3, Pacific Express. ....11:10 q. m.
No. 5, Mail and Express. 6:45 pm.
No. 1O1, Fast Mail....... 1880 a. m.
No. 1O5, Pacific Express. 6:15 p. m.
East.Bound.
Arriving time:
No. 2, Overland Limited. 1886 a. m
No. 4, Atlantic Express. ..11:35 q. m.
No. 6, Mail and Express. lib p. m
No. 1902, Fast Mail....... $40 p. m.
, 1903-01-13
The Nan win III. no. In Idaho.

A new folder Issued by the Oregon
Short Line Railroad company bears the
above title. It 10 issued in the interest
Of homeseekers. and gives an excellent
and interesting description and write
ur of Idaho as n irrigation state. A
copy can be had ~ addressing
D. d. hurley. D. 8. SPENCER,
G. p. Z T. A. A. g. p. Z T. A.
Salt Lake City. Utah.
, 1903-01-13

FRANCIS WILLARD CAMP NO
1898 ROYAL NEIGHPORs OF AMER
tCA Meets first and third Tuesday ev
eninss at G. A. r. halt
Mrs. Mary Bass. Oracle.
Mrs. Mary Titus, Recorder.
, 1903-01-13
GENTLEMEN oRaaNizAr,oNa

LARAMIE LODGE NO. J, A. F. AMI
A. M. Meets first s2d third Monda,
evening" In Masonic hall.
=. 9. Kink, W. M.
!. ]. q. Gates. Secretary.
, 1903-01-13

GEM OF THE ROCKIES LODGE
NO. IS, g. 1. A. to the D. Of L. z.
Meets first and third Thursday after
Moons In G. A. r. hall.
Ma G. M. Harris, Pres.
Mrs. B. ]. narni&h. Secretary.
, 1903-01-13
W. E.. CHAPLIN, Editor.

TUESAY, JANUARY 10. 1903.
, 1903-01-13

People who say that anything viii
do In che way Of a Job Of printing are
apt to be the kind that will say any.
thing will do when they are offering
their wares or services for sale. Moth.
ing but the best is acceptable or given
at The Republican once
, 1903-01-13

MOUNTAIN HOME LODGE NO. 81
L. A. to the B. of r. T. Meets In @
A. R. hall second and fourth Thurs
days at $3.50.
Mrs. Francis Storey. Mistress.
Allie Zentz. Secretary
, 1903-01-13

P W. BAXTER, JR-, LODGE NO.
81. B. of R. T. Meets nrst Wednes
day afternoon and third Wednesday
evening in @. A. R. hall.
Oscar Morris, Master.
9. F. Nicely. Secretary.
, 1903-01-13
SNAKE CHARMING

Is not a popular occupation: Most
ONE shrink from the sight Of a snake
and would faint at the touch of one.
But these same women run greater risks
than the snake charmer. How many
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-05-16
MRS sCHINDLBR's ESTATE
Causedaa WrangIe Between Attorneys O'NeilI and Bronson

a .
 O'Neill and Bronson.
 me temperature in the probate court this morning was greatly increased by Il warm Wrangle between Attorney 5O,NellI and Attorney Bronson, MT ONelll moved that Mir Bronson be committed to jail for contempt of court III refusing to produce bond for a deed belonging to the estate of the late Mrs Amelia Schindler, who lived on North Main street. This motion has been brewing for some weeks. MT Bronson putting off from day to day his promise to produce the document in question.
 Attorney Byrne is administrator on the estate of Mrs Schindler and ha is represented by Attorneys McMahon and O'Neill The other parties to the contention are F. J. Kingsbury and F. Y. Humphrey, secretary and superin- tendent of the Waterbury Lumber and Coal Go. Mrs sehindler owned two lots For one she held a deed from MT k1ngsbury and for the other she held bond for a deed. When she dled there was due on one only ST It IS claimed that Mir Humphrey, after
 AS oNhAhulc1 . uedlu, pdIQ IQ1S SG 70 MT Kingsbury, who thereupon gave him bond for deed on the other lot which was clear of encumbrance. thus obtaining property worth $2,70O for $1. Such Is the claim set forth by the administrators attorneys. Of course 1t was all mistake, but MT Bronson, as counsel for Mir Humphrey, refused to surrender the bond for the deed when requested by the administrator. Several times during the past week or two requests were made to him for the paper but he kept putting the mat ter off until patience ceased to be a virtue with MT O'Neil. At every re- quest Mir ONeill threatened MT Bron- son with proceedings for contempt of court if he refused to give up the paper. Seeing Mir Bronson was obdurate he had Judge Lowe issue legal demand for the paper Still MT Bronson re- fused to give 1t up, and Mir O'Neill's motion this morning for his commit ment to jail for contempt of court in refusing to surrender the paper was the result. Mir Bronson refused to be sworn and left the room. Judge Lowe decided that unless the paper is in tue courts possession by Wednesday morn ing he will commit MT Bronson to jail
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-05-16
TIMELY TOPICS

See the line of straw hats at the Dan bury Hat store. They sell them al manufacturers prices.
 Hubar Ss Go, 121 South Main street wiH give you money on watches, dia monds, etc. Watch repairing done.
 Striped wash silks are 25c yard good black taffeta 39c; English mohair 49c at Miller x Peck's.
 J. B. Mullings & Son can furnish you anything in mems wearable cloth ing or hats for tomorrow
 See the new reversible shield bow ties at Gfieve. Bisset X Hollands for 2lc. You can change them by a sim pie twist
 Every item in Currans ad tonight is a regular plum. It is the closing of the tenth annual summer sale.
 You can get some great shoe bar gains at the Boston Family shoe store, Shoes for men, women and children.
 Jones, Morgan X Go says the differ ence between their clothing and that of others is in the tailoring. Terhune shoes S3.
 l. Chase has a full line of infants bonnets that are calling the attention of mothers.
 Order your gas range before the weather becomes too warm, from United Gas Improvement Go.
 Get some of the bargains Reid & Hughes are offering for their first Sat urday night on Bank street.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-05-16
MRS STEVENS ASSAULTED.
We'll Known Bunker Hill Woman At
 tackled By Negro,

The Bunker Hill district had its sen sation last night when Mrs E. c. Stew ems of Bunker Hill road was assaulted and robbed by negro near the resi- dence of l.. R. Garter. Mrs Stevens was on the way to visit a friend on Grandview street and left her own home about o'clock and the assault took place about half an hour later when she was about three-quarters of q mile from her home and not more than a hundred yards from one or two private family dwellings, The woman was hurrying along and had reached point where a new road leads from Grandview- street to the Watertown road, when the scoundrel sprang upon her, clutched her by the throat and dragged her into the woods. To do this he was obliged to force her through barbed wire fence. He told her that if she made the least outcry he would cut her throat so that after she found herself off the main road she ceased shouting. After abusing her and taking practically all the change he could. find in her pocket he disap- peared, and the victim managed to make her way home. The case was reported to the police station and De- tectfves Dodds, Kennaugh and O'Gor- man visited the place and secured the whole district, but could find no trace of the man. They ran across several colored men, but none of them proved to be the asailant of Mrs Stevens.
 The victim of the negro's dark deed is about 40 years old. She made des- perate struggle against her assailant and in the tussle pulled the collar off the black villain. She was bruised about the face and the marks of the mans fingers were plainly visible on her throat.
 For some time past a colored man has been terrorizing women in differ ent parts of the city, but they put up with the insults rather than go into court, Whether this is the same man or not nobody knows, but many think it is and hope the officers will be sue cessful in their efforts to locate him.
 He is about 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighs in the neighborhood of 18O or 190 pounds.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-05-16
POLICE COURT DoINGs
Vincent R. Dillonis Was To-day Placed
 Under a Bond of $1OO.

The so-called Rev Vincent R. Dill | lonis who professes to be pastor of a church called the Independent Catho- | lie in Brooklyn, was ill the city court to-day charged with undertaking to marry people without authority. The accused was represented by Attorneys Wood and Pierce and the state by
 County Health Officer Hoadley. At the request of the latter the case was
 continued to June 1, to give him time to procure deposition from some one
 in Buffalo. MT Hoadley ssaid he al- ready had letter from this person but
 1t was not definite enough and did not
 contain the information he was in need of to successfully prosecute this case,
 so that a deposition would be neces- sary.
 MT Dillonis was not actually arrest
 ed. So much indignity was spared him
 but he was formally under arrest
 Some time ago he married, or as the complaint against him says undertook to marry people without having the requisite authority to do so. These
 marriages were declared void by the county health officer, MT Hoadley, and
 Mir Dillonis, it is said, promised he would not perform or undertake any further marriages. It seems he did not keep his word for in response to question MT Hoadley said, II gave him one chance and he did not take it"
 The parties he undertook to marry are Michael Ulinsky, Mrs Appollona Witkowski and John Maximiarezins and Carolina Vallonis. These mar riages took place February 1 and Feb ruary 8, respectively.
 Despite the claim Of the county health officer, MT Dillonis insisted he had been legally and properly ordained by Bishop Kaminski of the Polish In dependent church of Buffalo. Investi- gation showed that this claim was cor rect, but it also showed that Bishop Kaminski on September 1, 1902, ex- communicated MT Dillonis for bad conduct, thus depriying him of the au- thority to perform the ceremony of matrimony. MT Hoadley showed a Democrat reporter letter from Bish- op .Kaminski in which the above state ment is made. It is aIeoarent then that Bishop Kaminski is the source of the deposition MT Hoadley referred to- Aside from general report such is the status of this remarkable case which heto pceh ueNeloplHS QuTlng the past year. MT Dillonis was placed under the nominal bond of $10O.
 The only other case was that contin- ued from Monday morning charging ClDceIIo Fadasso on two counts of vio- latlng the liquor laws The defense in thls case, it will be remembered was a christening and it was expected that the Rev Father Karam. the pastor of the Italian church would be in court thls morning to bear out Attorney Bau- by's statement. After waiting for him ten minutes he did not appear and 2 me or SlO and costs was imposed on each ofAfhe cases against Fadasso.