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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-02-02
Corporation Notices.
ADJOURNED ANNUAL maE,,au

The adjourned annual meeting Of the
Stockholders of The Hawaiian Electric
Ia will b. held ut the Office of tho
company, on KIM street. on Saturday.
Felrpary JIth, 1903, at 10 O'Clock a. IN.
". l.. HOPPER.
Secretary.
Bcmaluhl Jan. ~. 1908. 23ektA
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-02-02
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Business Notices.
NOTICE.

Jas. Mott Jr. has removed his plumb.
Ing establishment from Beretania and
Emma streets to 1O4S Alakea street.
near King. where he will be pleased
to see his patrons and friends. Tele.
phone White 1891; correct this In
your telephone books. 225O.ti
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-02-02
TheCLIFTON
T. X. JAMES, Proprietor

Private Apartments en- suite and GIN.
gle. Finest appointed and furnished
house in Hawaii Mosquito proof
throughout.
HOTEL STREET NEAR ALAKEA.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-02-02
NOTICE OF LOST CERTIFICATE

Notice is hereby given that certin.
cate No. 2007 for 10 shares and certin.
cate No. s00s for Is shares of the CAPT.
tai stock of the Waialua Agricultural
Co.. Ltd, standing on the books OF said
company in the name of l.. Biliman.
have been lost and transfer OF the same
on the books of said company has been
stopped.
All persons are warned against ne.
gotiating. purchasing or dealing with
said certificates. Said shares are
transferable only by endorsement on
said certificates and by surrender Of
the same and the Issue of new certif.
Gates. No title will pass to the finder
oil said certificates. Said certificates. II
found, should be delivered to the un.
dersigned. w. A. BOWEN.
Treasurer Waialua Agricultural
Company. Limited.
January 81, 1903. 236S.21t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-02-02
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Qulnine Tablets
All druggists refund the money II II
fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature
is on each box: rs cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-02-02

The Bulletin, rs cents Der month.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-02-02
GLOBE NAVIGATION CO., Ito.

Remember we connect with tho q.
NJ, N. p. and G. p. Rvs. and offer COM
petitive rates from the East Ships
leave Seattle the 10th. az ZACH month.
Order NOW for January sailing.
L. e. 8EEBE, Ag.-
Phone Main 2o1. Brewer BLDG.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-02-02
o. r. g. l.. Co.
TIME TABLE

From and after January 1. 1894
TRAINS.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-02-02

+. c. SMITH. Genl Pass. & TicketAgt.
q. p. DENISoN, Superintendent.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
A Rats Teen.

The rat Is remarkably wen equipped
for the peculiar life be is ordained to
lead. he has strong weapons in the
shape OF four long and very sharp
teeth-two in the upper Jaw and two
In the lower. These teeth are wedge
shaped and by a wonderful provision
OF nature have always a fine. sharp
cutting edge. On examining them care
fully the inner part is found to be OF a
soft. IvoryIike composition, which can
easily be worn away, and the outside
is composed OF a glaSsIIke enamel
which Is exceedingly hard.
The upper teeth work into the under
so that the centers OF the opposed teeth
meet perfectly in the act OF gnawing;
hence the soft part Is being continually
worn away. while the hard part keeps
a hard, chlseI-like edge all the time, and
at the same time the teeth are con-
stantly growing up from the bottom, so
that as they wear away fresh supply
is ready. Should one Of these teeth be
removed by accident or otherwise, the
opposing tooth win continue to grow.
and there being nothing to wear II
away IT will project from the mouth
and be turned upon itself, and II It be
an under tooth It will often grow 50
long rs 10 penetrate the skull
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30

In Arabian legends the cat is traced
back as far as Noah and the ark. II
Is one Of the animals that came Of the
ark, but did not so on. When the 9th
er creatures entered for safety during
the time when 4the doors Of heaven
were to be opened and the fountains
OF the deep turned loose" there was no
cat among them. Puss' origin is &c.
counted for in this way:
During the time the ark was floating
about over the tall mountains mice and
rats became an Intolerable nuisance TO
the people on the great vessel. and they
complained to Noah that everything
was being literally devoured by the
pesky vermin. That august parsonage
forthwith called the male lion to his
side and began TO stroke his back.
whereupon the great beast sneezed
and, 10, q full sized cat was blown
from his nostrils!
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
A BIASED SON OF ERIN.
ma Original sus-e.tIou For Ea.
larEIaE o.suIIIsan caseads.

M. or,xinal SUBSECTION FOR Es-
larEIaE o.suIlIvaa Cascade.
In bis ..Recolleaions- Aubrey de
we're tells or an Ihshman lie met IN
Switzerland with whom patriotism was
q truIy a mania that every word IN
praise OF the seeneJ about him seemed
1 distinct dispersion on the land OF his
birth. -what can you compare here
be demanded. with the mountains q
Wicklow"
perhaps" said traveller. zone
might name the mountains Of the Mont
Blanc range"
ooh" he replied scornfully. they re
out OF all reason. | am after walking
along the chamouni valley for three
days and ! saw only four OF NOSE
mountains. Sure, In wicklow l q nav, =.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30

Tough. an English sculptor. Ind an
imaginative enthusiasm so vivid that
he once said tmidly to a friend. rs II
fearing ridicule. II fancy myself in the
Acropolis sometimes and hear roar
ing noise like the tide"
The scul?toFs early privations were
terrible. Says a writer, During
Lough's first year in London, when en-
gagged on his Nilo.' he went without
meat for three months, had OILY one
bushel and a half OF coal during the
whole winter, tore up his shirts to
make rags In which 10 keep his clay
figure moist and slept beside it-when
the cold would allow him to sleep-on
the ground"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30

In England in 1914 undertakers were
men OF influence who undertook for a
consideration TO get such persons re
turned to parliament rs would prove
submissive TO the royal will OF King
James /. The three chief undertakers
Of 1914 were Lords Bacon. Somerset
and Neville. They undertook TO bribe
the chief speakers and men OF infu-
ence in parliament that year over to
the side Of the king. with but partial
success. Then there were undertakers
in ireland in zoos. They were English
and Scotch colonists sent to north Ire
land and we're each allotted 1000 acres
OF land. They were men OF capital and
undertook to pay a mark a year for
every six acres and TO admit no recu-
SAINT for tenants. Hence the name as
applied to them. But neither the his
tories nor the dictionaries give any rea-
son for calling the men who bury our
dead undertakers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
INGENIOUS FORTUNES.
craelsie. q Fasl.Eassat TsaIsssa ..


OReadern In st8FeeeO.
In Morocco the turtufe or Offenders.
real and suspected, has been and Is
stu much practieed. Much ingenuity
Is shown IN the in6ietion o. pain-such
devices as the rubbing n red pepper in
20 the eyeballs tying up the wrists at
a height from the ground. etc.
At the death OF the late sultan a pre-
tender proclaimed himself the rightful
heir to the throne and had q certain
success. When presently overcome by
the legitimate authorities. he was
SEIZED. thrown down. when chillles
were applied to the inside OF his mouth
TN Il swelled with pain, and he was
desired to shout out his titles and quail
titles as much as be pleased. being Of
course unable to utter . word. After
thathe was thrown into jail to rot there
tillhe died.
a refinement OF cruelty Is the torture
Of the iron glove" as IT is called. A
lump OF quickllme is placed in a mans
hand, which is closed up into hst.
Then the fst IS tightly bound with
leather thongs and plunged into a tub
OF cold water.
The agony soon becomes extreme.
The torture Is continued for eight or
ten days until in the end modification
ensues and probably death. Again, a
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
chInene EnrnEementa.

A Chinese engagement dates its be
ginning from the exchange Of red cards
between the parents Of the contracting
parties. These cards in many districts
are immense documents, almost the
size Of a horse blanket They are i'm
portant for the reason that they are
used as evidence In case OF disagree
ments in the future. We seldom hear
in China OF broken engagements. Yet
II n quarrel cannot be settled peaceful
IL recourse is had to the law, and the
Judge usually imposes fine upon the
party who has broken the contract
The chief incident in a Chinese mar
rage is the arrival Of the bride in her
bridal clothes before the house Of her
chosen one. That is a de facto fulfill
ment OF the contract The wedding day
is determined by the parents OF the
groom. The imperial calendar names
the lucky days. and on such days the
so called red celebrations take place,
both in the cities and country
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
An 1rIsh squire,s Advice,

An upstart Irish squire went to an
old squire for advice as to sending a
challenge.
"Healy of Loughlinstown,' said he,
has threatened TO pull me BY the nose
whenever he meets me. What would
you advise me to doI"
"HGs he really used that threatT
asked the squire.
He has"
"wen.' said the squire, "Tn tell you
what to do-soap your nose well and
It will slip through his fingers"
Perhaps the most coutemptuous dec
IInation OF challenge was that OF an
Irish gentleman OF the old school.
Fight with him. be exclaimed Il
would rather 60 to my grave without
a fght--Kausas City independent.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
The Leverage In a serewdrIver.

1t is sometimes supposed by persons
imperfectly Informed In mechanics that
q long screwdriver gives greater lev
erage than. u short one. This, how
ever. is Incorrect. The action Of a
screwdriver, the pressure on which is
direct, is not in any way analogous to
that Of 4 lever. The superiority OF n
long screwdriver rests simply on two
facts-arst. you can generally get a
better grip on q long screwdriver than
on a short one and can bring the whole
weight Of the body and strength Of the
arms to bear on It, and, second, thetor-
sion Of the iron in a long screwdriver
comes In to supplement the force en-
ployed. The only way in which lever
age can come in is in connection with
the breadth OF the point OF the screw
driver, and even this counts for moth
ing beyond the breadth Of the head Of
the screw.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
Alnort Lived Their.

During a burglary epidemic in the
country IN Inspector OF the police force
one night made touG through the bur
glarized district. Considerably after
midnight he saw a young man emerge
noiselessly from a substantial home
stead and made after him.
did you just come out OF that cor
ner houseT the inspector asked, over
hauling him.
The young man. while of respectable
appearance, was plainly III at ease and
confused
II did, he said.
DO you I've tbere?" demanded the
inspector.
"well. almost" was the embarrassed
answer. But can't see that it's any
Of your business as long as her father
doesn't object. "-London Tit,BIts.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30

Masks are Of very ancient origin. In
4 tomb 1900 years old at MyeenR, DR..
Schliemann found two bodies with
faces covered by masks OF gold. One
OF the masks represented the head OF
a lion. Among ancient Greeks the lion
mask was a sign OF distinction. With
the Peruvians OF old II was mark Of
royal lineage. In 4 grave OF cOnsidera-
BILE antiquity in Peru silver mask
was found on the head OF mummy.
The mummy Of a prince who lived IN
the reign OF Rameses IL, discovered in
n small vault at Memphis, in Egypt,
had a mask OF gold leaf over the face.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
BY MARY WOOD

Above the shriil whir or the cricket
rose the hum OF feminine voices. Tn.
der the green apple boughs the ham.
mock convention was In fun swing
Miss 8laybrick called 1t hornets nest
and preferred the doubtful GOODNESS Of
the piazza. But. then. she was a col
leee professor. too superior to appre-
ciate the joys OF the younger set
Jane Carew, however. sometimes
agreed with her. This afternoon she
hid her face behind u book. while girl
ish fancies carried her far above the
swaying leaves up into the perfect
blue OF the July sky. How lovely ma
ttre was this summer, how full life Of
new delights,
Miss 8laybrick's name brought her
back to earth again: Miss Maybrick,
the one cloud in her sky.
"oh. yes. she approves Of him." sau-
cy Aladge was saying. "She can put
up with his sunburned face, roughened
hands and the general boorishness OF
a farmer. But suppose at her age
any man IS acceptable. To tell the
truth, have almost reached that CON
dition myself in this man forsaken
spot" And she shook her head In
mock despair.
Jane agrees with her." some one
added n little malIciously. "She never
seems to mind sharing his attentions
with her"
A book went down with n crash and
angry spots OF scarlet glowed in James
cheeks as she said defiantly: "John
Stuunton is not a boor; he is a gentle
man. Just because he scorns to talk
the twaddIe that men usually think
good enough for US girls you vote him
bOor. He often makes me ashamed
OF the little know. and the books he
lends me have opened up a new world,
world bigger and better than all the
drifting and shams and heartaches
that go 10 make up society. No won
der he likes 10 talk TO Miss Maybrick.
She's worth the whole lot OF us when
it comes to knowing the things that
are worth whller
The girl stopped short with gasp
rs she realized the horriied hush
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
tn. Eucalyptus Tree.

The great value OF the eucalyptus
tree lies in its remarkably quick growth
from the seed to the full sized tree.
Travellers In Australia have brought
back accounts of enormous native spec
linens. There was a record OF one
PROSTATE ancient forest giant OF the
blue gum variety measuring, with al
lowanees for the lost top. $50 feet. Such
a giant would have oyertopped the tall
est OF caIlfornia's living sequoias.
There are more than $50 kinds OF euca-
Iyptus which resemble each other,
though differing widely In size, height.
general outline and in appearance OF
leaf and bark. This tree is planted for
forest cover for naked hillsides as wind
breaks and hedges. The timber Is val
liable, the wood and leaves make excel
lent fuel. and from the latter IS made
drug extensively employed In medicine
and surgery. The blossoms supply
honey supposed to possess specially by
gienic properties.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
Where cnnnetr swarm.

One OF the most remarkable sights in
the world IS Bird island, in South Afri-
ca. for the reason that during some
months Of the year It is literally COW
cred with gannets. Nota foot Of ground
Is to be seen anywhere. Day after day
thousands OF gannets strut around and
they are 40 cloSe to each other that the
whole island seems actually alive.
Those who have seen this sight say
that 1t is one which can never be for
gotten.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30

Mr.. and Mrs. ChucEster were en-
gagged IN one OF their frequent argu-
nents.
Now, Amanda, see here
Get that right, Oliver" she inter
rupted. The proper form, rs you viii
see IL You think a moment. is look
here"
whats the dlfrerence?r he demand
ed. You can't look without seeing.
can you"
"oh. yes, you can. Everybody says
you and look alike. but It's a notori-
Gus fact that we don't see alIke."-
Chicago Tribune.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
II. COT Il.

you have a lovely hand" remarked
the youth as he grasped the fair maid
ems hash mixer
DO you really think so?" she queried
in a tone that was calculated to push
him over the hurdle.
That's why" answered the unsus-
pecting victim Of circumstances. Il ad-
mire a beautiful hand. but mine IS apt
to be mistaken for a ham. wish l had
one like yours"
Then" suggested the willing maid,
"why not pull yourself together and
ask for it,"
S.-They are now selecting the fur.
niture.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30

Some strolIing Thespians were once
playing Macbeth in a country town.
Their properties were not kept in very
systematic order. for when the hero OF
Shakespeare's drama exclaimed, els
that a dagger that see before me?' a
shriIl voice responded from the ''hies."
NO, sir. It's the putty knife. The
dagser's lost"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
ou,ekIy Arranged.

a Chicago mother. on hearing that
her sister had received a new little
girl. said to Lillian, her little daughter:
LILLIAN. auntie has a new baby. and
now mamma is the baby's aunt Papa
is the baby's uncle, and you are her lit
tie cousin"
WELL" said Lillian wondedngIy.
wasn't that arranged quiekT
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
70 EunuI There.

NO; were never troubled with ennui
out at my house. Our minds are al
ways occupied"
an what wayg"
"weIl, I'm trying to guess what my
wife viii say to ne when ] get home.
and she's trying to guess what new ex-
cuse I'll have for being late Chicago
Post.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30

CAST IN MS airectlOn au0s4 @eSe " -
chase. Perhaps Il was me eiosiSe
fashion In which me giFl received - -
advances eeft.in : p p, silt { : 49, -
time had earned INN me Nes NUNS
name OF lanes snaooN,
Yet 10 Jane herself eacn Gay seel .
70 bring more uiihapP'.ess' .9.,.sl'oH :
came rs oiten as ever Du ~, = , sil,ls ].
Alex Dy nef sioe ne ielt ~, $3.50 lals,.i' \,
group 70 enas Wiz us -l.'' ~. 49, -, 4
t'tiIllte aiOoliiess AA -, = ~ -.
saw the eoo, 70 lne ue s.s :, ~ -.
Norid c,osins Dteause = nAne Z. ~, ~
VINO nei1 : opeh ""s % - "a W 49,, =,
pam ana Wearihess y - S ~ 49,
lons lile seelee alLlloss 80 - 49,, 81
taer eyes "ele inore VS. :. s-',.A -. al
Aiie" one s'euiis ~ 80 -. ~ Ill.
lii -, IN, ~ 49, s,-,da - tbc
Win ne e'iss, eoli. -,.-H - - ~ -. a..
l.l'in Ntlo S va 80. 1900 a. bo MOI
80. - u'''on 800. ~. [.ors,1 AIer Ham.
mem. ana 'n SS o ,,snai ~ ss,,Ied
I'M %.S ~ ia sa -, :, s+ar ,r,th ne air
l.iiiSsli ~ - III ~ . 49, - $50. rho
- I Liln y ~ Ia ,,,,..,I 80 ,ov. mt
Dlo"I go W -, - EN- s,II snsboJ nor
say olusn q p's''Sule 80 :
eneeEs' I'm. a. ~,
neIg vac -. ~ ~ -. - r,or I'm,
CONS amt Os'"ss ~. :. A. 49,.
aaiD,lh - ..,'I .. - ,or.od ,or an
SION. mere was mosS ,t .onSg -. ~ ~, ~
portunity 20 p,ose - .uiss 'AX -, ~,
stauntCn was pue . oTof u " -. ~, =;
aiter hn. 1 nv. ~ p,-t IN" ~
me woriu iihe ulllisel.. -. -,
II the oiueF man ue1esleN 10 IL
reiied tone Vi pa1 I ~. Isl
smiled quizzicaty. lhueeu l,s ~ -.
ton soon grew more ultendOie -.
mat OF bis adEefsary' - tue ~ "a =
sation ranged rom DOORS " me- -. az
back to DOCKS again Jane s sam, VIZ. -. :
thrill OF price thaI StaIii'oi tl'H =.
than held his own. Mhat = inosg .;.a u
held his temper pFecAulion "es'sss
Cd by the other, -.
At last the tax zen upon one u sny
recent novels. DOCK OF unusuai
strength and preaoth OF Fle"' 'ahs
had read It several uIaes' LOT y na ,i
seemed TO point her 10 the new ile ,, Sne
longed 10 rye. stauiiton was s -
as though IN unspoSen conueiiia ION
Iaereupon Aamouh Deea i IN gasH =.
siastic defender and Openly seoueu -
his lack OF aPpEeSiatioh- .-.,,.,-...
slaao" crossed tue lnOoi,ht - - w.
out tne tnree uiI nor ~ mss ~ - '' az
prlck ulL ner 'O'ee OtoAe - VI s
controversy; - S.o,,.o,
1ou Wouiu hot e1peIt az. ' So" ~, :,
70 erilicise ",s own 1ooN' "outS 80 -.
she sald e',liniy. men ~ n ~ %. en
caught Jane 10" eAeiaLiatlS ~ ' '. ~.
ag,, she auu.u - ,o .,.. ~ - Su -.ps
hau you S, nor S Sass 'IH' h ~ -" tha+
autlor, MIss SHfeM ne.'l -
you deiehded MN very eiOqueuus ~ yHs
afternoon m the ofchaFu anu anu 81. !
gooa "oru toF me TO- R0t 'H@t :
want 10 lnlnA YOU ..--, -,
sauhtoh iase was tui III -, =
.ne oiusnlns sirl' anu N 1uii L liooIt's -
MiS MayDrlck eouia reau nus $751; 49,
II u sounueu tne Geall a - 81. -
nope OF her own neart' slai. ~ "
her champion naaue ner ie"G que ! ge
WllueFed Alex ioF "alA uo"n ~, Lie
lane ana Graouai Fes'oFAtion u u-'
sell commence.
And nave 70 thank you w.
Jane Staunton saia tenoeriE.
But be TOOK her down 10 tne oFciafu
| and told her In his own way.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
rh. Do Thnt FnIIed.

We'll" said one undergraduate to
another. "did your father send you that
extra remittance that you asked for:''
Not any. he gave me the marble
heart"
so you asked for rocks and got
stone, eh:"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
Tear o, AItruIrm.

Little wnlie-Pa, what's an aLtru-
ist?
his Father-A man. my child. who
carries his umbrella all day without
using It and then Is glad It didn't rain
on account OF the people who had no
umbrellas with them.-Judge.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
NEW BANK OPENS.

Belington, W. Va, March So.-Thc
doors Of the new National Bank Of Bel
ington we're opened to the public today.
This is a strong institution, being back
ed by EIIsins and Davis.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
The Near Children.

Nobody ought ever to undertake to
be a schoOlteacber who doesn't love
children"
"oh. but did love children until
after I became teacher OF them"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
He Wa.

whats the matter. Bnl7 You look
kind or weather beaten this morning. :"
That's exactly what am. bet s.
1t would rain yesterday. and It didn't"
Chicago Tribune.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
srrnhhInr - I.nndrcnne.

Hubbub-How bright and clean ev-
erything looks out here!
Subbub-Yes; we had a couple Of de
tecives securing the country last week.
Philadelphia Record.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
SURVEYING NEW R. R. ROUTE.

Belington. ". Va. March 3O.-SwrraI
corps Of surveyors are on the proposed
road route from BeIington to Montsose.
This road win likely be a feder Of the
Wabash.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
Relieved.

spartncus-Has cumso that same old
itching after ofhee7
Smartncus-No. BE was candidate
and everybody scratched him.-Balb-
nore American
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
Her Dainty Detour.

Madeleine Is such dainty little per
son.
isn't she? why, It Just fascinates
me to see her nibble her way round
hole in a bit OF Swiss cbeese."-Cleye-
land Plain Dealer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30

The Jaw OF the shark furnishes the
best wutchmakers old. In each shark
Is found about half a pint.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
PIONEER CITIZEN PASSES AWAY

Philippi. W. Va. March so.-Isaae
coouts, an aged citizen living in the
eastern section Of the county, died Of
cancer. lie was wen known and re-
spected.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30
A EnEnripr Younr Per.on.

Father-So FIImy Luhring Is engaged
to young Rattles7 Let me see; wasn't
she engaged to somebody else little
while ago?
Daughter Somebody else, father?
Why. in our set no engagement Is con-
sidered complete without her-Brook-
lyn Life.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30

To Keep their respect whip 4 SurIy
dog. but kick a Hattsrer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-03-30

Sin has many tools. but.a lie d the
handle that cts them aIl.-Holmeh