The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-13

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The capture Of that S-year-old boy
who took Captain Paul's rig was not
altogether a prodtless incident for the
lad because ne learned that his sweet
heart was a tickle, faithless jade, who
would not so buggy riding with him
even after he had sWiped a rig for the
purpose.
Mataloe Nails = Filipino. has ar
rived in San Francisco and win study
the government penal institutions in
the United states. He VIII remain fiji
teen years. As a preliminary TO taking
Up his investigation he murdered a
Chinaman over seas.
An irrigation scheme not heretofore
advanced is a plan to place large
blocks of ice at intervals on the area
y is desired TO irrigate and let the sun
do the rest.
If we could just learn what germs
feed upon, it might be possible to starve
them to death by removing their pro-
visions.
A man with chickenpox was sent to
the pest house. on an erroneous dag
nosis and, being a nd-hearted man.
he proceeded to contract smallpox so
that his doctor might not be made
ridiculous.
1t begins to look as If the admins
tratiCn is preparing to make it's next
campaign on the issue of detection Of
crooked officials.
man with seven chickens was ar
rested the other night. The officers
were unable TO tell where the fowls
came from, but it is a ten to one shot
they can tell where the birds went.
Warning
Those who meet the washington
newspaper correspondents here should
I be careful how they boost themselves,
their town or the west, unless they wish
to be Inundated. The newspaper men
[ have fortified themselves for Just such
occasions. and viii sing the following
to the tune of AUD Lang Syne":
1t sounds to me, il sounds to me,
1t sounds to me like a lie:
It may be So
do not know.
It sounds TO me like a lie
A young man who killed his father
/ in-law in Illinois is pronounced men
/ tally unsound Whether this belief is
.
/ victims wife is not known.
After the new depots are built and
| the fort is improved, hack drivers will
have to get a new formula to deliver to
/ visitors.
/ 1t is a safe presumption that Mo-
/ manned was assured no museum man
/ was in the vicinity before he ventured
to show himself
Senator Smoot had been almost for
! gotten for the time when that Asbury
/ Park, n. J., preacher turned up with
1 his ani-SmoOt resolutions.
If Jackson, the convicted child MUIR
/ derer of Missoula, Mont, learns that a
/ mob was prepared to lynch him had a
! verdict OF acquittal been returned. he
! win doubtless view his approaching
/ execution with more compiacency.
It appears that while we have been
/ so busy knocking the car and the
/ Turks. the German army sergeants have
/ been conducting a little line of torture
] of private soldiers that makes the car
and the sultan look very small, indeed
just what the discussion as TO wheth-
er the late Pope Leo died Of cancer will
do for the peace and happiness Of the
world is not clear.
Europe is standing on the edge of q
! precipice.' says a diplomat. Here is
a rare chance to settle things. Push
Turkey over the edge and pull the rest
back to safety.
And Mohammed stepped out of his
tomb, cried Allah, save thy people, '
and ducked back just I'm time to escape
I the brick a missionary SHE'D at him
Tt is evident from reports that are
coming in and from plans now under
/ way here that about thirty-three Wash
! ingtOn newspaper correspondents viii
I suffer from dyspepsia this winter
One needs to get in trouble 20 wiz
sympathy in Europe. The imprisoned
army officers who urged avenging tn,
assassination of Alexander and Drag
are now the popular idols in Servfa
With the city council. board of pub
lie works, school board and typhoi,
germs in action. 10 say nothing Of
quiet little municipal campaign tn
outlook for a busy fall in Salt LAX
is most encouraging.
Educating the Indians is not a eOoC
idea, according to those prospector
who are said to be seeking minera
lands on the reservation and to who's
presence the Indians are strenuousll
Directing,