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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22
,GueStiOnS Answered

Yes, August Flower still has the larg-
est sale of any medicine in the civilized
world. Your mothers and grandmothers
newer thought of using anything else for
Indigestion or Biliousness. Doctors
were scarce, and they seldom heard of
Appendicitis, Nervous Prostitution or
Heart Failure, etc. They used August
Flower to clean out the system and stop
fermentation of undigested food, regu-
late the action Of the liver, stimulate the
nervous and org anie action of the system
and that is all that they took when feel
ing dull and bad with headaches and
other aches. You only need few doses
of Green's August Flower, in liquid form
to make you satisfied there is nothing
serious the matter with you. You can
get this reliable remedy at all druggists.
Price 25c and 75c.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22
A Town Under One Roof.

What would the ordinary woman say
to a family that used every day 10000
napkins, 10000 towels, $500 sheets,
10000 plates and $4,000 knives and
forks? This is what is required by one
of the large hotels in New York, at
which a man cannot live for much less
than IS a day. The hotel will accommo-
date 5000 people, besides 1900 servants
to wait on them.-YOuth'S Companion
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22
EaDI Got it.

Copiey-T.,at'&, III pretty good cigar
you're smoking.
Popley-Xes- that's a ten center you
gave ne.
Copley-E gave you2 guess you're
mistaken.
Popley-Oh. no. The only dime
found in our loaby's bank this morning
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22
Too Much Arn bit5On.

81 can't understand why you dis
charged my boy. You advertised for
boy with ambition. and lle"-
That's just it, madam-thafs just
it. He wasn't in the place two days be-
fore he had his feet on my desk and
was smoking my cigars. '-Baitimore
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22

did yer git anything?" whispered
the burglar on guard as his mate
emerged from the window.
mo; the chap wot lives here is
lawyer" replied the other in disgust.
THAT'S hard luck" replied the first.
'"Did yer lose anything?'
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22
Proof Positive.

I wonder if all men are foolsw
Mrs. Enpeck during q little
domestic tiff the other morning.
mo, indeed. my DEAR" replied her
husband. 81 know a number of men
,who:are bachelorsv'
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22
TSaaQ4ffu1 M4T

Didn't you think that was heauti-
full girl with me today. Arthur
''What girl. my dearest?"
''Why. she was with me when you
met us in front of the church.
WAS there a girl there. dear? 4
didn't notice. was looking at YOU
And then she loved him all the more
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22

It is A feet high and Is feet in diane
Ger. 1t has capacity of 500 tons The
picture is from the Breeders Gazette.
To Make Good Silage.
Climate has no influence on the keep
ing quality of silage. Spoiled silage
comes from imperfections in the silo
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22
professional Condolences.

FFU1eSSIOhH1 CUhHueMCeSs
The Broker-Don't you find it easier
to shave some men than others?
The Barber-Yes; don't you?-Yon-
kers Statesman.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22
Minnesota Butter Makers.

Mr.. Beecher once said that God could,
doubtless, have made a better berry
than the strawberry, but he never did.
God could have made better butter
makers than the Minnesota butter max
ers, but am sure he never did,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22
Wafer In the Barn.

If you have not already done so, it
would be worth the trouble to seriously
consider if it would not pay you we'll
to put in a water system in your barn
so that the COWS will not have to go out
on cold, stormy days in winter to drink
ice cold water at an omen tank.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-22
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given, that the following
application for a franchise to construct mann
tain and operate a street railway in, upon and
across certain streets and avenues in the city
of Edgerton, together with the proposed ofol-
nance granting such franchise, was filed oy
GAINESVILLE Traction Company in the office OF
the City Clerk of the city of Edgerton, on the
1lth day of May. 1908
Dated May 18th, 1903.
EVANSVILLE TRACTION COMPANY,
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
WASHINGTON TYPOTHETAE
WILL GIVE DINNER
Employing Printers to Entertain, Guests
From Near and Far.

Tomorrow night at the Hotel Fritz
Reuter- the Washington Typothetae, an
organization OF the employing printers
Of this city. will give a dinner. which
will bring the craft together for a
pleasant evening under very attractive
auspices
The Hon. Henry L. West will be prom
inent among those in attendance and
will welcome the fraternity from othnr
cities on behalf OF the local printers
Representative printers from different
parts OF the coUntry-men who stand
high in the printing tTade-wjll be pres
ent and address the meeting on matters
pertaining TO the printing industry
A number of pleasant features Will be
introduced and the affair promises to be
one of the most important trade gather
ings ever held by Washington business
men.
The Washington times., 1903-04-03

Henry Frank Moore. So. and Annie F.
Dennis, 80.
Joel H. Haywood, %. and Emma Pro
geltop. q. both of Richmond Va
H F. Hatch, "a, Petersburg, Va, and
IdaF. Wrenn, % District OF Columbia.
Thomas H futile, %, Portland, Ne.
and Annie Agnes Kennedy, "a, District
of Columbia
Henry Bartlett. %. Baltimore. Md. and
Marguerite McCutchen. q. District of
Columbia
Aubrey c. Poole, 80, Searboro, W. Va,
and. Lille Barbour, p Roanoke, Va.
Austin A. Weaver. IS, and Ethel c.
Hartman. 90, both OF Richmond, Va.
Moses. j, samson. Il. and Rachael A.
Grace, %. both of Philadelphia, Pa.
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
THE COURT RECORD.

Equity Court No. Justice Hagner-
In re Walter I. Hopkins, trustee; Will
lam Il. Dennis substituted as trustee.
WineIand vs. WagenhuTst: pro CoDfesso
against certain defendants granted. Tay-
Tor Us. Grinder: tayment OF funds into
registry ordered Wells VS.. Cartwright;
P. Mann and y. P. Hanlon allowed 10
intervene
Bankruptcy 7Court-Justic 2 Hagner-
In re Frank zNolte. William H
wahly appointed receiver
Equity Court No. 2-Justice Could
AtweH vs.. AtweIl: divorce a win mat
granted Kane vs. Kane: order of
April l, 1909, vacated and recommit-
ted to examiner Perkins VS.. TyreT,
motion to strike bill OF review from files
oyerriIed. Warfeld VS.. Archer; order
Of March 80 vacated and sale confirmed
Downs rs. Downs; on hearing.
Circuit Court No. z-JustfCe Clabaugh
-AcGuirk VS. Metropolitan Railroad
Company; verdict for defendant Len
man VS. Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
Company; ordered retained on trial cal
endsr.
Criminal Court No Justice Ander-
zon-United States ys. J. Robert Byron
and Edward Tompkins. HOUSEKEEPING;
defendants srraigned on plea OF not
guilty. United States Us. Frank Pollard,
housebreaking; sentenced to New JeT-
sey state prison Tor three years. United
States VS.. William Smith, robbery; sen
fenced 10 jail for one year United
States VS.. BENJAMIN c. Hill. murder;
motion 10 vacate judgment OyeTTuied-
Criminal Court No. 2-JUstice Barnard
United States VS.. Harry Huddieston,
forgery; verdict OF not guilty. United
states VS. Gilbert Chapman, housebreak-
sag: motion for new trial hIed- GaUI vs.
Evans. judgment for possession.
Probate Court-Justice Barnard-Es-
tate of James J. Reed; letters of admin
tstFation granted 70 Mary A Reed bond
81, 1000 Estate OF Margaret z. LowTie;
petition for probate of viii fled Estate
of Sarah r. WyTnans order of pubIica-
tion. Estate of William T. Chapman,
account passed. Estate of Christa A.
Trunnel; do. Estate Of Mary Ann Tay-
Tor; do. In re John s Webb; do. IN re
william B. Kirkhanl; do IN re Carrie
/. BurkaTt; guardian authorized to pur-
chase real estate In re Grace Miller
ct al: account passed. Estate OF
Charles McHuity; Frederick F. Schrader
appointed admiIa strsL0F bond s.. 600.
Estate OF Lewis Cork; viii fully proved.
Estate Of William Hardness; viii part
" proved. Estate Of Francis ". eager;
inventory hied. Estate Of Hampton Y.
Dennan: dispositions filed Estate of
Samuel P. Shipiey; Ida NJ ShipIey ap-
pointed Administrative. bond 500. Es-
tate OF Mary c. Reynolds; Will dated
January %, 1895, fled with petition for
probate Estate OF Rein Davidge; or
der TO pay one-third Of legacy to Ollie
Buck Estate Of John Johnson; inven-
tory fled. Estate OF William T. Chap
man; do. Estate OF Eugene s. Barker,
order OF publication. Estate Of EpeIine
Brooks: will partly proved
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
THE DEATH RECORD.

The following deaths for twenty-four
hours were reported at the Health De
partment up to noon today:
Martha A Williams, So years.
Robert McKeon. IS years.
Charlotte 4, Houser, 20 years.
Edmund c. cambridge, IS years.
Margaret Robinson. 90 years
Laurence Kicks, 50 years.
Louisa Boman, 30 years
John Stewart, 4S years.
Franklin NJ. Frazier, IS years.
John |. Young. IS years
Jerrie Brown, Al years
Allen r. Adams. IS years.
Nellie StrobeI, q years.
Lucy Lee, % years.
Rudolph H Peterson, p years
Blanche a Mccarthy, 9 years.
Gladys J. Briggs, years.
Infant OF Richard and Rosa Newman
il days.
Ruth L. Stewart, days.
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
Address by Prof. n. E. Wood.

Prof. Nelson E. Wood, of Smithsonian
Institution. will address the third of
series of open meetings being given by
The Boys" of Tenleytown. d. c.. to-
morrow evening. Saturday. April !, 1903,
at Masonic Hall, the subject of his ad-
dress being "A Message From Our Wood
Warblers'
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
Sermon by the Rev. I. L. Thomas.

The Rev. I. L. Thomas. pastor of the
Sharp Street Church, Baltimore Nd,
preached at Mount Zion NJ E. Church on
Twenty ninth Street last night. the OC-
casiOn being a meeting of the missionary
society of the church. Music for the
services was furnished by the choir of
Asbury NJ E, Church, of Washington.
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
MATINEEs TOMORROW.

ACADEsIY- Alphonse and Castor, . ?. N.
CHAsE's- Marie Dressler and Polite Vaudeville,
2:I5 p. m.
COLUMRIA-''The Burgomaster," 2:l5 p. m
EMPIRE Bijou Stock BmIesquers, 2:I5 p. IN.
LAFAYETTE-Louis Mann in ''All on account
s-ot Eliza 2:I5 pam.
LYCEUN-Ai Reeves Company and Burlesque,
us p m
NATIoNAL-''The Silver Slipper 2:I5 p. m.
BESNNG-Racos. ) ?. n.
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
UEe Uin1es.
ADJUSTMENTS OF THE DAY.

ACADEMY-s.AIphonse and Gaston,'' p. IN
CHAsE's- Marie sDressler and Polite Vaudeville,
2:I5 and S:15 .. m
CoLUMBIA-.'The Burgonaster,' - s:I5 p. m.
EXPIRE Bijou Stock BuTIcsquers, 2:IJ and
-S:ia p. N.
LAFAYETTE Mann in ''Au on Account
Of Eliza s:I5 p. m
LYCEUM-AI Reeves Company and Burlesque,
r2si5 and Sis p n
NATIONAL The Silver slipper SIS p. m.
BENNING-Races, 5 p m
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
CITY BREvITIES.

Pursuant to the complaint of Lieut.
John Kenney, OF the Tenth precinct,
Major Sylvester has requested the Com
missioners to direct that lights be
placed on the lines of six-inch water
pipe, on Princeton Street 10 serve as q
warning and to avoid accident at night.
A W Cox, by direction of the District
Commissioners. will be appointed addi-
tional private Of the police force. in
connection with his duties as driver in
the department..
Mitchell Butler. a forty three year-oId
negro, was seized with a hemoTThage al
Pierce and jefferson Streets yesterday,
and bled 10 death while awaiting medi-
cal attention. The body was sent TO
the mOrgue.
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
Entertainment for the Hyacinth Circle,

The Hyacinth Circle was entertained
Wednesday evening at the residence of
Mr. and Mrs Henry Bronson. 1923 NJ
Street northwest Musical numbers and
refreshm ents constituted the evenings
program
The Washington times., 1903-04-03

Lorenzo Tibbs. a fifteen year-oId col
Ored boy. was brought to the Seventh
precinct station yesterday by his mother.
Anna Tibbs. of 1913 Twenty eighth
Street northwest. who told the lieuten-
ant that she was unable to manage the
boy. He was sent to the House of De
tention. charged with incorrigibility-
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
SIPS to Baltimore and Return s1.a5.

Via Pennsylvania Railroad. Tickets on sale sat
uTday and Sunday, April 1 and s. limited to
last train returning from Baltimore Sunday,
April D All trains except Congressional Linn
tied
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
sma1l,s Flowers and Decorations.

J. H. Small & Sons. I4th and G, Washing
ton: Waldorf-Astoris and II53 Broadway. y Y,
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
Firenroof STORAGE for Furniture.

Pianos. Silverware, Bric-a- Brac- etc, at lowest
consistent rates. Union Trust and Storage Co,
main Office, 1913 st
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
EXCURSIONS.
MARRIAGE LICENSES ISSUED.

Norfolk and Washington steamer for Norfolk
and Fort Monroe 80 ?. N.
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
News Notes and Personals.

Mrs. Mary s. Hardy. eighty-fve years
of age. of 2047 ThiTty-second Street
northwest, while in her rear yard yester-
The Washington times., 1903-04-03

Arthur KidwelI, three years old, was
reported by his parents, who reside at
1919 Thirty-ffth Street northwest, TO
have strayed away from his home yes
teTday morning He was found yesteT-
day afternoon at the corner of Thirty
second and 0 Streets. and taken to his
home
The Washington times., 1903-04-03

All trains both ways, both days, except Royal
Limited. leaving Warrington and Baltimore
f;& .. u.
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
THE NEWS OF GEORGETOWN

day afternoon was seized with an attack
OF vertigo. She was carried into her
home and physician summoned.
A slight fire occurred yesterday after
noon at 3407 Street northwest. owned
and occupied by Jerry Callahan. The
blaze, which was caused by children
playing with matches, was extinguished
by Policeman Otis J. Trenis. without the
assistance Of the fire department.
The Washington times., 1903-04-03

eI.a5 to Baltimore and Return Every
Saturday and Sunday via B. & @.
q
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets
This signature &MH q on eV-
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
Choice Handkerchiefs.
A Lirnit1ess Variety.

There's pleasure in choosing
Handkerchief from such a large
variety You'll be pleased with The
following values:
Women's Fine AIl-linen Unlsun-
dered Initial Handkerchief;
hemstitched. and hand en- 0H
broidered initials. Our special VI
price. for 25c: each -
Plain Hemstitched HandkeTchfefs.
pure Irish linen. one inch and nc
one-half inch hens. Special III
values, for 25c; each. -.-.....- "
Fine Swiss Handkerchief, in
number Of pretty styles. The 4 az
regular 25c kind Our price VI
tomorrow. for SOC: each - -
Another lot Fine Imported Sheer
Linen Handkerchiefs, in a orr
number OF dainty styles. ~
Choice at--------------.---
\ special lot OF Handkerchiefs.
with coIored and white Dor RI
ders. and other effects. Choice II
tomorrow -.----.....-...-...S
The Washington times., 1903-04-03
New Vei1ings.

New Vei1ings.
65 pieces-no two aIike-of Fine
French VeiIings, 1s-in. wide. in the
newest and most novel meshes and
designs Of this season.
30c and 39c kinds Tomor- VI
Some 1s-in. Chiffon Yelling
Of good cOlOTs, and Csc oar
quality. Just for Saturday IL
at. yard
25c Maline, in all colors 1nc
and II inches wide For Sat III
urday. per yard. .--.......-EU
The Washington times., 1903-04-03

Made of the finest Vicma Cloths,
Handsomely made and elegantly
tailored. Worth $50, for $21.75.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-20
KEEP THEM OFF NIC0LLET
Public Affairs Committee Wants to
Divert Heavy Trucks to Some
=sET ~
Other Street.

The question Of heavy teaming on Mic
ollet avenue was discussed yesterday at
the noon meeting of the public affairs
committee Il the Commercial club. It is
probable that the committee will make an
appeal to the public spirit OF the members
Of the transfers union and that they viii
also enlist the sympathy Of the business
houses which employ the heavy teams, in
diverting unnecessary hauling from this
avenue TO some other thorofare.
The move is made because OF the con-
gestion Of Nicollet which could be avoided
to some extent il teams with stone, 1um-
Der, wood and similar loads not destined
for points on Nicollet, would use some
other street.
Nico1let avenue as a retail street is
unique. It is said by strangers who come
to the city that there Is nothing like It
in the country. Detroit business man
the other day made the statement that
in his travels he had seen nothing like
Nicollet avenue for the amount Of retail
business. There was no street like it in
Detroit and none in other cities he had
visited.
This same circumstance is what has
made travel on Nicollet become SO diff
cult Delivery wagons, express wagons,
sprinkling carts and the conveyances Of
customers make the street almost i'm
passable. The difficulty becomes serious
when heavy teams bound for some out
side point make their tortuous way up the
street.
It is believed that simple suggestion
will obviate the difficulty and that the
remedy will be applied at once. The city
has made the first move in this matter
and it will be noticed that its garbage
wagons and other heavy teams go up
Hennepin, First avenue or some other
way.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-20
HE COULDN'T SPELL IT
A Foreigner Goes on Record With
the Name ChcYari.

The photography Of Polish and Russian
names Is eve more difficult than Is their
pronunciation as can be testified to by
Gus Switzer, deputy clerk Of the courts.
Yesterday afternoon a Polander called
at the clerks office to secure his first
naturalization papers. He could talk fair
~ good English but could neither read nor
write. When the clerk asked him for his
name. he pronounced it in the tripping
fashion Of the Slavonic races. The clerk
understood it thoroly but was puzzled how
to spell it.
How do you spell your name? 2" asked
SwitZer.
II don't know replied the future Amer
lean citizen. 'I can't read or write and ]
don't know how to spell any words. =
After puzzling over the orthography OF
the name for several minutes and not be-
ing able to find the proper way Of q
spelling it, the man was sent to police
head luArters to learn from Desk Sergeant
Joe Schutta how the name should be
spelled. He returned within a few min
utes with q slip Of paper upon which was
written. Metro Chcvari pronounced
Metro Chic-wari. 4
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-20
HIS CASE HELD OYER
Joseph Cohen Will Not Be Tried
Until the September Term
Of Court.
Grand Jury Returns Nine True Bills
Will Finish Work Within
q Week.

Joseph Cohen, charged with being one
OF the graft collectors under the Ames
regime and already credited with two
jury disagreements, will not be tried this
term Of court On motion Of County At
torney r. II. Boardman this morning the
Cohen cases were all continued over the
term and Joe will have no cause for worry
until next September at least. The con-
tinuance is said to be for the purpose Of
awaiting the supreme court ruling in the
Fred Ames case which involves practic-
ally the same facts and the same princi-
pies Of law.
The cases against Irwin A. Gardner are
the only ones now on the criminal cal
gendar and these likewise. it is understood,
will be continued to the September term.
The grand jury reported to Judge Eli
lott this morning and returned nine true
bills" all Of which are believed to be
jail and routine cases.
The jury has some more work to do
and it is understood that the jurors In
tend finishing it within the next few days.
They will then be discharged, thus put
ting an early ending to the criminal term.
The few cases left should be disposed Of
within a week ten deays at the latest.
The condition Of the jury calendar is
not so favorable for an early closing
There are over twenty cases back and
these with the new ones set up to the
23d. of May will in all probability keep
this part OF the justice machine grinding
up to about the middle Of June.
The court calendar Is we'll up and will
probably be finished by the first Of the
coming month.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-20
NO STANDARD KEG
Shove Law for 2s2 Cubic Inch Gal
lon Measure Will Not Be
Enforced.
Endless Litigation Threatened by
Both Milk Dealers and the
Brewers.

There is very little likelihood that any
attempt will be made to enforce the
Shove act providing standard gallon
measure OF 2s2 cubic inches for the sale.
of beer and milk. Ralph w. Whitney, the
sealer of weights and measures, is ready
to begin his crusade at any time, but
those higher In authority are restraining
him.
Any attempt to enforce the law. it is
believed, will stir up more trouble and
more ekinds of trouble than any bit Of
legislation ever attempted in this state.
When the matter was firsl called to the
attention of the dairymen, they issued the
fiat that the price Of milk would go up.
and the increase would be more than suf-
ficient to cover all the expense OF supply
ing themselves with full set OF new,
measures cans and bottles. The new
price would be Z cents a quart and the
people would hence receive less milk for
their money even tho the quarts were
larger The people would be up in arms,
argued the dairymen and other vendors OF
milk. Perhaps they would, but this was a.
small matter compared to the other i'm
pediments that were discovered.
The larger dealers threatened court
proceedings. When the word was passed
| by the large milk dealers back to their
shippers in Wisconsin the latter raised a
decided howl and threatened to invoke
the power Of the interstate commerce
commission. They have been shipping IN
| five and ten-gallon cans and declared
emphatically that the state OF Minnesota
could not come into Wisconsin and inter-
| fere with the size of cans. This was a
whole lot more. than Mr.. Whitney had
| figured upon and he took counsel with
his legal advisers. He was assured that
there certainly was a chance to run afoul
Of the interstate commerce commission
if the Wisconsin shippers stood by their
position.
Next the matter was brought to the
attention Of the brewers, which does not
4 only mean the local brewers, but the big
| concerns Of Milwaukee and ST. Louis, and
| they laughed at the proposition. They
! announced their intention of taking the
4 matter to the federal courts and even tt
1 the United States supreme court before
they would make special kegs for the
Minnesota trade.
4 Their point was that the United States
gallon, on the basis Of which they die
i business with the United States In the
4 payment Of revenue charges. contained
u but 231 cubic inches and II they at
4 tempted to comply with the law by max
ing larger kegs, they would immediately
come in conflict with the federal au'
thorities and laws.
Threatened with the supreme court o.
the country and interstate commerce com
mission and the state courts, and by the
dairymen's compact organization and the
public at large, the municipal authorize!
concluded that it would be both indiscree
and inadvisable to attempt to enforce Z
measure which would cause endles:
trouble, confusion and litigation. For the
present at least there will be nothing
done