The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-13
BY BILLY MAC.

BY BILLY MAG.
Thinking that the Slaves might be
able, by splitting this two-game series
with M. Keney's leaders, to smear a
small dab fbalm on the sore spot
carried about by It. Bryce r. Quin,
who has been settling the beanery &C
counts around the circuit since MI.
Leonard drew his can. sent GustaVus
Dorner, late of Cleveland, to the slaD
and Mr.. Bryce escaped shock. Score
II to l. The latest arrival from CleVe-
land gets the credit for this trimming
in Mr.. Hickey's set of books, but MT.
McMakin also ran.
Too much speed is the only explana-
ton we can offer for the sudden un-
hitching of Gustavus. Mr.. Dorner
hurled them in so fast that when the
Saints landed the ball could not resist
travelling at a great speed. Mr.. Quln,
seeing Jimmie Jackson and John
Flournoy lace two over the fence IN
the very first round, realized this. and
furnished the Cleveland giant blan-
lxet and his shady seat near the water
butt when the agony ended. He was
all out of blankets when the SAINTS
knocked a large portion of MIR. NC
Makin's cornice loose in the third, ana
the rest sign remained down.
Harold Allemang worked against
Messrs. Dorner and McMakfn. Like
Dorner, Harold stopped between trains
in the big league. so in this respect
the Slaves did not have anything on
us.
Though disliking repetition, we are
compelled to again refer to the buIlet
that was inserted into Harolds cnest
by a bank robber last winter. rms
bullet escaped the numerous grabs OF
the surgeons and has been chasing
around beneath the covering of Allie
mangs frame for some time.
When in the big league the chunk of
lead rannbled up into Harry's throwing
wing and made 1t Impossible for MIN
to deliver tthe goods that Mr. Her
mannn was paying for. Since Joining
the Saints the slug started on another
+rin and has reached the unfortunate
tWirler's left ankle. By wearing his
shoes at night Harry holds his feet
safe, but the lead makes him over
weight on one side and seriously inter-
feres with his batting.
This explanation should satisfy the
most eXacting ones, who found cause
of complaint in Allemang's three
strike-outs. Also the several failures
to land did not mix in with Allemang's
work on the slab, the man with the
weighted leg holding the Slaves safe at
all times.
PLAYERS Roast Umpire.
Mr.. Haskell returned with a new,
though shorter, supply of air, and
wore his same dignified appearance
but it was different from the first day
Already the players are growing the
habit of addressing Mr. Haskell as
Jack, and Willie Clingman. the Eliza
of this Slave outfit, accused the jumps
of being fathead. Willie does not
seem to care a rap about Mr.. Bryce's
money.
Aside from his several banks at Mr..
Haskell. the famous shortstop also
showed that he carries a we'll develop
ed vein of humer about the circuit
with him. AS q cut-up and tease, the
former outcast is in a class of his own.
He found much pleasure in hurting the
ball at the grand stand netting at fire.
ouent intervals during the practice.
This funny bit almost conyulsed the
fanatics, who are quick to appreciate
refined humor. Another thing that
amused the 1926 was Willie's failure
to get a hit.
The success of the cripples in the
opening game threatens to revolution
ize the game as played in the Hickey
league Noting that the cripples were
allowed substitutes when reaching the
paths, G. Fox suddenly discovered that
his paddles were out Of gear, and our
own j. Sullivan was so overcome at
the finish that E. Peirce even batted for
him.
Before Mr.. Quin began to notice the
great speed used by Dorner, Geier drew
a pass and Shannon dumped one down
the third base line. William Porter
had the bail beat, but Gustayus hurled
anyway and the ball went to the club
house. Geier came in on the heaye and
Shannon went to third. Jimmie jack
son caught one on the snoot and 1t
dropped over the fence near the spot
made famous by the 'tingle-tangle
With three in Schaefer famed and Hug
gins hunted. Turner got this one and
held it. Dorner went after it, but the
Slaves refused to chance another
heave. Flournoy caught a speedy one
and it fell near Central park. With
five TALES collected Wheeler and Sulli-
van retired in order.
McMakin Relieves Dorner.
MIR. McMakin looked good to himself
IN the second, but his troubles began
to unload in the very next round. Like
Dorner, he opened with pass. Jack
son drew it and Schaefer followed with
q single. Higgins moved the two along
with sacrifice, and Flournoy sent
them in with a double. HI. Arndt al
most got the drive, but his bum ankle
refused to lift him high enough
Wheeler slapped on against the right
field fence near where Elmer Smith