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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10

- @ie mir bbren, tpirb bas eemeins
fdaftli@ bonn Scranton 2ieberfrans unb
Der Scranton Sdneerrunbe su sebenbe
@onsert au Gbrsn hes f@eibenben Diris
aenten, Prof. Semberser, am Ibenb bes
90. September itattfinben.
- Gin unbstanntsr Wann ipurbe ses
ffern Nadt on Der Delatpare Station
Der 2adatpanna 8abu bon einem 8use
~fiberfabren, auf benz er fi& psritedt
bate. 8sibe grme unb Elm 8ein tpurs
ben ibm a%besfabrsn unb CT itarb fur,
mad isiner Gntunft am bisfisen 8abn.
bofs.
- Die economy 9ampfbsi3unss Gcms
pans lisB am Wittpo9 Ibsnb unsrpar,
tst ben Dampf in ibre Sauptrbbren. Obns
ireenb pelde bffentIide Nnfiinbisuns su
e~rluiisn (bie Ssisunssseit besinnt erft am
Is. Septsmber) unb bic SoIse mar, bIB
pislfu& S&aben anseridtet tpurbe. SIN
ben SutrslierIaben bon M. 81. Bail on
Spruce StrnBe brane Der Dampf nit
FOLDER @etralt, baB mon elm Seuer bee
firdtete unb elm alarm 8eseben tparb.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
HtttStrn.

= SIN Soipsa's Nbbsqabsn an Sdt
Main StraBe tpurbe Spnntae bur4 Elm
entfanbenss Seuer elm Sdaben bon
msbrsren tuuienb Dollars uneeri&tst.
- Daniel @arter bon 8aIbinstcn
Terrace, Der in benz SluHe iidte unt
babel nit elmer gnsabI Slide untsr Der
pom @eiebe srlaubten 2dnse ertpiidi
purbs. mubts am Samfas $40 unb bic
sntfunbensn 8often besublen.
- 9rei anaben bon Wiltss. Barre
%besannsn am Samitas bier ibrs 8srbrs.
6erlaufbabn, inbsm iie Elm Boot bee
Wonroe antbonp bon Weft Yittstpn
uabe ScouiI's Sniel ffabIen. Sic tpurbsn
baIb nahber perbaftet unb in %grmangeluna
bon $500 8irsi6ait einssftsdt. Sir
bsibsn sInbretp Ule2ee, SObn Sones unb
eugene 8ureet.
- Ser 30 Sabre uIte Nntbonb RoIan,
an @iuiam Sirabe babier pobnbaft,
bate Wontns Radt feline @Itern in
Smitbpi1e beiu&t unb tpurbe sesen
Witternadt i5btIi6 perIsbt nabe Der
gOrt Sane Station aufeefunben, mo er
tpabri6einii6 bon benz Serfep Central
S8nelsuse ssirOfsn purbe. ST itarb
fnrs na6ter.
- gu fribsr Norsenfunbe am Diem.
flag putbe bic .. & $. 8obntution su
Datespiqe bon ginbre6srn beiu1t, bod
iOpeit tpie befannt 1T. ma1ten bic aerle
feline 8eute, bsnn lin berfeIben befanb
Iid nihts bon @ertb. Die Sra6titation
tpurbe aud bon ibnen beiudt uno ba.
ielbf pieIs 8iiten sebHnst. isbo6 70
ourdeinanber eetpOrfsn, BOB man aud
nidt iuaen, mas tie bort eripiihten.
- Gin pnar Winuten ebe Der tpsffIi6
Iuufsnbe 8afusiersus Der ssbisb BAILEY
glienbabn ON Oienitas Hchmittas bier
fGQis mar, bemerfte Der @sIsiieIdufer
Ns8uie, bab ii& Oberbulb Der 8abnfas
tion stpei Sdienen ppneinanber setrennl
buttsn unb Der 3us in @efabr itan6, bon
ben @eleiien eeibleubert su tperben. Sc
seIans ibm bur@ 5Iuesiren, ben Bug
sum Stiltdnb su brineen, ebe er bic ge.
fdbrIide STEELE errei6te unb unspeifeI.
baft tparb baburd Elm brad bsrmieben.
- NaGbem Fs sinsn STREET nit ibrsm
@atten eebabt bate. beeub ii6 Srau
RidasI Sabiun BON Smitbpiae am
Wontus abeno mad BEN Gut'of idbIi6
bon ApOca. nudoem fie erfIdrt bate. fs
trarbe niemaIS suridisbren unb um 6
rbr ipurbe bemerfi, baB fs fi& untsr bic
8dssr elmer p~orbeifabrsnbsn 2oiomotips
mari. Als man iie aufbob. mar bic
5rau nod am 2eben, ober fatal psrltsi
unb iie erlas ben 8erIsbun8en UNI Nit'
tsrnadt. Der Streit stpiiden ben @bs,
lsuien e%ntfanb, neil Der Wann anssbliG
elmer unberen 5rau su piele Gufmertfam.
teiten CRIMES.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
meus8ehp

Dor bisisr 8sb6rbs erfdisnen am Srsi.
tag 0a6mittas spei uerIafsne Sruusn.
Srau Wiaiam Sopes bon 5erbinunb
SiraBs unb 5rau Dominid Woran bon
Daibburn Strabs, unb flasten ibr 2eib
unb mad Gripdsuns Der Sale purbs
ibnsn 8siSs bic espGnidte nntsritdsuns
betpiaiat.
Supt. 8esmsr's monatIider 8sri&i
,eist. baB ii& am /. September 480
SniaFsn i'm Silfibe Ssim befanbsn.
A&iteft Dapis tuar6 inftruirt. bic 8Idns
fur bic neusn @sbdube bsim SiQibe
Seim benz Ssfretdr bes Stnntes por,u.
lesen, tpis 6as @eieb 60 bori&rsibt. Ser
pisrtslidbriBe 8sridt, Der ipdtsr BEN
Staats'A ubitOr sussianbt tpsrosn tuirb.
parb beftdti8t +; er aeist. oaB bic Sc,
iammtaussoben bes Aunrtals $4,000 .
% bstrusen. Ser nnterbalt elmer psr'
ion fur cine BO&s betrdst bsmssmdb
SO. &c.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
RuBtpntbieer &ebrer.

s. 8. @labeod. 8orteber Der 8uib'
inston SGuIe. 2ufupette. Sno.. 1T uesen
,u GROCER Samiliaritdt NIT ieinen peibs
liden S&aIern bss Yoifens eniboben
porben. ST fol- !, 3. bic @stpUbnbeii
ssbabt babsn. ale er6Beren Wdbden ii6
in elmer Reibe aufftsasn uno fe bunn
bic Ausen i6IieBen su lafsn. porauf er
bann ala Bai&u bic &sibe berunterf1riii
unb cine nod Der unberen obi6mubte.
Anbere sesen Jpn erbObsne antla8en iinb
sttpas erniterer Ratur.
8inf 2ebrer Der S@ule paren bereiis
,u eerinesren Stelen suridueritbt unb
an anbsre S6uIen sefdidt porosn, neil
fe @Iascod fritifirten.
Ser 3uBboIb 1T @opitdn bon 8atteris
6, Der %feiniten Ariiaerie'O Organization
oes StaateS.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10


NIEtnEr<
BabrtkatF,
Sriicb BON Del.
@ebereien,
a~us9epdblt bon Den leleften ST.
aeu9niHen ber beiten Sabrifanten
in Der 8eIt, tuarten bier Sbrer
SnipeftiOn.
vDie SSrieitlD Sabrifate",
perfeft in Sarbe unb 8oaenbung,
beribmt tpesen Der @ebiesenbeit
Der @arne, Der Sarbuns uno Del
aroben 8orli1t in Der Seriteuun9,
finb bier in srober &ei9balti9feit
,,Srapenettes"
finb iebr in @unit, init
Neloet Sebelines,
8nnb SebefineS,
3in8araS,
3ameelbaare,
2i;arb Sube,
Golian Natte.
NDganaS,
NruneaaS,
Grepe be Narts,
Crepe be Shines,
Crepe CLEANLINESS,
Crepe Sapans,
SenetianS,
SrpabclptbS,
GbepiptS,
H.. I. no., II. I. 10.
bon so Gents bis 81 So Die Saro
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
GntreAtnna Der Neaer.

Die tommenoe StaottpnbI in Sobfcn
eiip, elmer Nsser. goIonie in Der 9dbe
bon Gnniffon, Ala.. tpiro untsr Ionberba.
rsn TerbdltniRen Dor fi& ssbsn. Der
DIT tnitb u bon Heeern betpobnt unb
geleitet. Inter Der nsusn 8srfafuna
limb nun fat aae bic farbisen mdnnli6en
8epobner ibres Stimmenrs&tes be.
raubt. SO eiebt MUIR IL Stimmbere&s
tiete unb oisie tperben bic 8~sripaItuns
sans ALIEN fdbren miiien. 90 fat
ebenicbieIe Gemtsr su beieben iinb. aIs
% Siimmeeber siebi. 10 tperben fih bic
eanoioatsn felbit pdblsn unb fi& spsn.
tuel fir INNER i'm Amte balten.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
unansensbmes ReiAs.GeHeit.

9ie S&Iububrsdnuna bss bsutf6en
Reitsbuusbnlisetat fir bas Sinnnsiabr
1902, b. 3. bic Belt bonn l. apriI 1902
bic uItimo Wdrs 1908, psif elm Dsf,it
BON eitpa 80 WiQiOueu Nari mad. Dies
les Oefsit III oaburh sntitnnbsn, oab bic
g%innabmen am 90 Niaionen Nari ,u.
rtdbliebsn. bic aussobsn UNI 8 Wiaio.
men Narf eefisesn ftnb. 8aRsr auf bic
Bubble Der SOsiaIiiten III ss. buB elm
8tobsr GbeiI Der Rebrauseabsn bur& bic
8Iodaoe Der bsnssoIanii6en Sdfsn ent.
ftanbsn. alto fur cine Suds ausseeeben
n, bic stpar uiele Rotten semaHt bat,
aber bon iebr eerinsem @rfoIs bssIeitet in.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
Sunmpre.

- 9airid collins. Der Dor iber Wp.
denfrift zines abenbs bon einem 2broop
Strabsnbabntpasen eetrofen uno psrIsbi
tpurbe, erIas am Sreitne Worgen i'm
2adatpnnna Soipital ben 8etlebuneen.
- Ser II Sabre allie StaIisner Yin.
tonic &sfasbie BON 8ronniotpn uno aIs
Irsiber I'M SO. 4 S1aGt unseiteat, feel
am Sreitae unter einen BUG 8arren une
erbielt has rs6te 8ein osrart serbridt.
oab es inn I'M 2adatpanna SOipituI ab.
esnommen tpsrbsn muBte ; er itarb am
gIsi1sn Ibsnb, ba fid bic Rsrpsner.
iGitteruns su fart fur ibn ertpiss.
- Sobn 9oIanb bon Bloom Strabs
tparb am WOniue in @rmaneslung bon
$500 9irsf1aft benz @sfdnsniB iiber.
ianbt. ipeiI CT ben Wirib Sames Rorsa
bon Gin Strabs su erf6ieBen psriuGts.
Wsbrsre nntpsisnbe Stalisner maGtsn
Jpn binefsit. eerabe als er bic Shub.
tpaffs sisbsn ipollte unb nut bas Ssitiss
@intrtffsn bss Poli,iifen Saeea BERLIN.
Osrte es. BOB fs ben 8erl auftndpften.
- @iaium O. Sonss bon @arrsn
StraBe, Minsnbormunn Der gris @om.
panic, Iieb am Somfas ben betaeten
George @eber berbuften, neil bieisr
mebrere gbeno subor ieinen Sof betrai
unb suerit cine NnsabI %tpertbbols Roisn,
arau&s ssrf6rts unb bunn nod fisbsn
Biaaafdble forifdleppte unb in bic
Dime mari. Websr tpurbe fiir iein ge.
ri6tIi&ss @ti&einsn unter 8aref&afi
sefteut.
- Gin alter AnIisbIsr bisfeer NaG.
barihaft, Der unter ben erifen Deuti6sn
Der umeesenb gut befannt mar, ftarb an
5rsitae in Der Bsrion bss 8eriboIb Sal.
Ter BON Sport Siq. Ser 8erftorbene
purbe in Baden, Deuti&Ianb, ssbOrsn
unb fam Dor lbsr so Sabrsn mad
Scranton, Isbte absr felt ben Iebtsn Is
Sabren bier. Ct tpirb bon ber 8attin,
bier SSbnsn uno fiinf 96dtern iibsrlebt ;
Elm 2inb III ibm i'm 2ooe p%urauseeean,
gen. Die 8eerbisuns srfolete am
Sonntng Radmittaa i'm 5oref Sia
5riebbofs.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10

VI. W. 8ltapn, bftntlt9tr RotaT.
Salhs 9aiarrb.Rur 'tpire inntrlit etEcmmtn
uns rirlt tirfft auf has Slut unp bic lbltimi.
gen SbunG6tn hes Spftis. eaBt Gu& am
ipnif 3susuiit frmmtn.
8. 5. &btntp & Co., 5oIteO, 8.
Re- 8ufauft pom alien Appibhtru, rs =.
Saa's 6amilitn piatu liHe bic btftH.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
Neme Mmsei9em.
Mdbcben ~nerlanat;

Gin @dpttn fir alIetmtint Sdusarbsit pirb
isfSrt SaIaHst tn 20. 705 9sHricH ssfHHt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
@r6eere SOrfdt bel Anffeuunaen
befhtpiIen.

Sie abenteuer bes iunssu. unberbei.
roibsten. iebr itrummen unb lppieen
amsritanii&en 8iee. goniuIs in Beirut,
oes Orr. Na8eIfen. buben ben graibens
ten &coiepelt su Der G%rpdsuns ssfabrt.
Oh es ni&t better fem pdrbe, in Der
ausuabI Der Re~prdisnt0nten, tpeI&e
BON ben 8ereinisten Staten in bas
Husband aei6idt perben, in 3uiunft
eitpus uorii6tiser su fem. IS beist
ieBt, bab in 3utunf. bic pi&tiseren
GoniuIate nur nit ioIGsn 2euten befebt
pereen iolen, bic fi6 berslts i'm Dienie
aIs erprObt eririsien bobsn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
StuSenten auf beutfAen teAnifdten
So@fHulen.

Die neusiten 8sri6ts bnben erseten,
oab bon ben ID. 626 Siubentsn auf
ceuii&en ts9nii&su So6i1uIen ni&t
lpeni8er ais 2.242 AusIdnber finb. Die
meiitsn bisier 2Iu5ldnber inb 3ufen,
aber in ibrer 3abl befinben F& aud
pisIe Imerifansr. Die 3situnaen sr.
tIdren nun, BOB IS eisentli& ,RiGeIsi
in Der nsbetprotsns'' ii, bisie gusIdns
Der. bic na6ber bod MUIR ibre Talenie
eeeen Deuti6lanb pertpsrtbsn. an ben
Stiften Der Nlma Water @etmania arob
su pdppeln, unb Iie ~perIansen, bab bic
3ulaRune fremoIdnoii&er Siuosntsn su
ben ts6nii&en So&i@uIen 9suti&Ianbs
tpsnisitens bsidrdntt unb ftrsns control.
Iirt ipirb.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
Staat Sbtp, Stabt 3pltbe,C
Quroa * nunfn (

Grant3 8. Gbtusy bsI6pOrt, bae CT Der
6lttrs partnn br 6irma 8. 8. 9btntp &
60. IN, psl@s @tibdftt In Der Stapt Ssltbo,
In pbsnetnauntsm 9punts uub Staats ibut,
unb baB btiaett girma bic Summs BON elm
torrb baabItn pire, eu eurh ben @tbraub RON
SalI's aatarrb.aur ui&t ssbtilt tptr.
ben fam.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10
lInbsrantmnrtlidrr 0rihtinn.

Nt'U'TFHH' We
slbt plele 8eriOnen, peIGe be Singer
Ssise Der Nutur, baB ettuaS in ibrem
Spftem auBsr OrOnune iei. uuf bic Iei&ts
S1uIter nsbmen. 2eibet ibr on 1ebeI.
tsit, 8opfpeb. Mlbieieit, 1T suers 8unss
beIsst. nit f6Iebtem @ei&mad i'm
Nunbe. treten @ei@piire, ausi6lus u.
+, 10. auf. 70 IN oieies Elm Wabnaeiden
Der Natur, bob ettpas in eusrem Sptsm
auser Dr6nune 1T unb baB ibr our@ ben
@ebrau& bon 5orni's AIpenfrdutsr'
8Iutbelebsr ernitIi&sr 8runtbsit bOrbeu'
asn foQt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1903-09-10

- 8pii&sn Is fransbiden SOIbaten
unb 4 Amerifansrn fam sS in 9siins ;u
sinsm 8uiammenftOb. bel peI&em bic
Sransoien bon ibren 8uponettsn 8e,
brau& ma&tsn. 3pei Der Entertainer
purben I@tper psrtpunbet.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-03-17
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LEGAL NOTICE.

NOTICE.
Ofice Of Secretary OF State, Lincoln. Neb.,
March IL, 1898 Sealed bids will be receives
at the Office of the secretary OF state up
until u o clock noon, March Path, 1908 for a
70 horsepower Coriss engine +. o. b. cars
at Lincoln asylum,
GEORGE W. MARSH,
Secretary of Board.
-Mch1idl0tM
Omaha daily bee., 1903-03-17
MANUFACTURING.

p, MEICHo1R. 18th Howard. msohinist
--e0S
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04
why Ralph Edward Objected.

Ralph was great big boy, nearly
three years OF age. and had never re-
ceivcd n name, being called Baby
Pet" Love" etc. Finally the name
for the small man was decided upon
and, dressed in his Sunday best. he
went To church with father and mother
where he was to be baptized. As the
minister repeated II baptizc thee
Ralph Edward" he dipped his fingers
into the font and touched the childs
forehead with the shining drops. How
important Ralph Edward felt! At last
he was somebody.
BY supper time his face was sadly in
need of washing, but when mother
started To wash her sons brow he cried
out In dismay;
"Oh, don't wash my forehead. I'm
'fraid you'll wash my name away"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04


nft are certainly the nourishment OF
this little band OF deyout worshipers at
the shrine of learning the British mu-
scum seems TO me quite dead-as dead
as door nail. | have been there many
time, and | went fhere again and
walked through long and silent CALLER
les peopled only by the gods OF Egypt,
India, China, Of ancient Greece and
Rome and thronged only by those won
derful works of sculpture wrought by
cunning hands Ions crumblcd into the
dust Of past ages, but whose spirit OF
beauty and reverence still fingers In
these heroes and hcroincs Of old re-
nOwn.
In some Of the rooms one may see
few nurscmalds relieving the tedium Of
their daily walk through bloomsbury
by bringing their little charges 10 the
museum, where they may amuse them
selves ANA get material for bad dreams
while the nurses themselves have "A
quiet gossip.
I'm the holiday season also one may
see troops OF Americans passing swiftly
through the gyiIorics, doing the mu-
scum with wonderful dispatch and
commenting with western lcyity upon
the relics Of ancient civilization ana
the bones Of prehistoric mcn
But the Loudoncr docs not come. The
time that hr can spare from lunch hour
hc dcyotcs 10 walk up Chcapsidc, the
Strand or llolboru. "lo look at the
shops" The days work done, he takes
the first train home. On "a Saturday
afternoon ho prefers mat.unc, game
Of tennis or cricket or few hours on
the river do not blame him allogcth-
cr but tie flci remains thut the Brit
ish museum is 10 him an abode Of the
dead which ho regards with the same
rcpugnaucn as tomb. Philip Gibbs i'm
London Mail
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04
FARMER m WINTER TIME.
steady Jobs Are Feeding the stock
nnd :kccping Warm.

I
American farm I'm lhc north nowadays
orc feeding fine stock and kccping
warm And kccpnp warm nowadays
means Luulfpp coal When lived I'm
the country. If meant cutting wood. II
mnout for our mrec family constant
tcomlup doy after day from lhc wood &
IN tho wood ward ana % wood pile that
must have covered "a quarter of an
nero II meant toward ypriun thc com
iug or mon with horse poycr and
buzz saw to cut nrovuod. aud that was
almost ms interesting an operation ns
thrnshing.
Thcrp ,yorr other stirring days when
the lake nnd frozen hard ana the ice
house was nlI,d. involving ice cutting
and moro lcaming and moro prrcarlous
hitching ON behind loads and going
back in cmptics. And early i'm the win.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04
Thc nndgcr,s nigging AhiIitr

The sportsman naturalist, ST. John.
one day found badger in a trap not
much injured. Tying Il rope 10 its hind
leg, hc drove thc animal home strange
10 say, the captive beast jogging stead
lily along in front of him and giving
little more trouble than pig going To
market. ON reaching home the animal
was put for the night into Il paved
court, where il seemed perfectly secure,
"NcNt morning" said st. John, che was
gone, having displaced stone that |
thought him quite incapable of moving,
and then, digging under the wall, he
got away"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04

ULUULv, MA 6he had not the az
gressivensss TO crowd In and grab one
The experienced shopper. having com
pleted her purchases, had time 10 give q
little sympathy TO the quiet one.
do you want 10 buy somethingf'
she asked.
YES" was the reply. IF could only
get the attention Of the clerk"
"Oh, that's easyw asserted the expe-
riencca one. "Just do as say"
But they're all 20 much more siren
nous than am" pleaded the quiet one.
"I'd rather go without than be as un-
womanly and dsagreeable as some Of
the women are. really can't fight for
attention, you know"
Not at all necessary" explained the
experienced shopper. 'Do you see that
tray Of trinkets over theref"
Eyes"
"Go over and stand by II and pick up
n few OF them for closer examination.
Put them back. OF course. but just paw
the collection over without any effort
TO get hold OF clerk. Reach out for
anything you see, as II you were more
Interested In what's on the counter than
In what's behind H."
II don't see what good that's going to
do"
"Try II and you'll find out"
The quiet woman did as directed. and
within two minutes a foorwalker was
at her elbow.
"Do you want anythlngT" he asked
politely.
She said she did. and be made IL his
business TO get clerk 10 walt on her.
II told you So" whispered the expert
enccd shopper. Sometimes II isn't
necessary 10 touch n thing. II you just
show n desire to get close TO things
that are easily carried away they'll
take you for shoplifter every time
and get n clerk for you so that you
won't have any excuse for hanging
around"
The quiet woman gasped and felt
guilty all the rest Of the time she was
in the store, but she had TO admit that
she had learned something about prac-
tlcal shopping. Brooklyn Eagle.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04
HE COULDN'T FORGET.
The Surprise He Got on His Thirty
second birthday.


"I'll never forget my thirty second
birthday In New York." said an old
resident mcditatlvely.
"Was IL a joyful oncr asked the
young man who was lounglng about
the club ns II time hung heavy on his
hands
"Joyfulr exclaimed the old resident
That's no name for 1t at all. 1t was
downright lively. | think my wife
realized aftcrward that she rather
ovcrdid the matter"
"Trcd 10 surprise you, did shcI"
"Shc not only tried TO. but she sue
cccdcd. You see, she always was an
enthusiast in everything she under
took"
"Bankruptcd you in getting you
presents, | suppose" suggested the
young man.
"Wcll. not exactly" returned the old
resident reticctivcly, but her presents
came very near bankrupting me later.
However. they are good deal of com
regret IT,"
"Noww CALCULATED the young man.
"Do you mean to say that you still
have thcmy"
certainly"
"And how long ago was this thirty
second birthday"
Twenty years ago"
Twenty years. Heavens! That's n
long time to keep birthday present"
Two OF them" corrected the old
resident quietly.
MAY | ask what they wcref" In
quired the young man after pause.
Certainly. Twins-both girls" re-
piled the old resident. - New York
Times
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04
A Fashionable womnu's Confession.

Nobody finds IL moro difficult to spare
time for reading than the very idle. yet
every woman in society rclgiously or
dcrs every new book from her library.
even though she sends most of them
back without having even cut the
leaves. IL il is n book every one Is
talking about she skins through the
opening chapters, diSmisSiug the vol.
ume with a single observation at din.
ncr party and forgetting everything
about IL n month after she has returned
II. Most OF us remember the books ot
our youth. but IL any one were TO ask
me the titles of the novels | read n
couple of years ago no definite impress.
sion would I've arouscd.-"A Countess
In London Telegraph.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04
Lost Ilutnnpr.

Mark Twain was once asked 10y an
English clerk in Il London bookstore to
write his autograph.
My chirography is becoming less and
less distinct" complained the author
whimSically rs he complied with the
request. III this keeps ON I'll have To
be getting somebody else to write my
autograph for me"
"Rut, sir seriously responded the
clerk. nobody would want IL them
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04

Il is said that President Roosevelt
eating his Thanksgiving turkey
ared that the Hon. Horace NoSe
resterly, r. l. would make a
secretary Of the interior.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04

The w. &. Il. u. wants the city
St. Louis to allow it to edit all
attractions within a halt mile OF
exposition. The request will
btless be pigeon holed.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04

NEwsPAPERpoM says that some
.wspapers succeed from merit and
hers because they can't help It,.
ne Providence Journal must belong
the latter class.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04
one Of Mars tcyus

Mrs. llcupcck visiting her first hus.
bands grave, Yes here lies hero
You would not hc my husband today
had he not been killed la the war
Mr.. llcupcck uicrccly)-lcs, what Il
curse war iS,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04

THE Providence Journal calls for
a game law, which will give five
years protection to the Rhode Island
partridge. For once we agree with
the Journal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04
His ctiyeness.

He-I can't understand how you
should be so taken with Mr.. Blakley.
There Is nothing striking about the
man. He Is just ordinary.
She-I know. but he Is ordinary In
such an extraordinary degree Boston
TRANSCRIPT.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-04

What are you doing here;'
a New York confidence man
old pal he happened to meet
opeka, "Oh, just bleeding
u.s." was the truthful answer.