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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Carriage ExercIse as Mourner.

At funeral in Glasgow a gentleman
found himself opposite a pale-faced
man uery warmly clad. Feeling cnri.
GUS interest in his companion, he ven
tured to ask him If he was relative
of the deceased. The pale-faced man
replied in the negative. Pressing the
question a little further, he inquired II
he was connected with the deceased.
mo" said the other, II am In no way
connected with him." "Only a friendT'
insinuated the gentleman. "No," was
again the reply. Il am not aware that
ever saw the deceased, but" he adj
ded, II have been In poor health for
some time; my medical adviser has
ordered me to take carriage exercise,
and this Is the third time | have been
to the cemetery this week"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Uncomfortable.

Finnicus-I wonder why it is that
those who attain the pinnacle of sue
cess never seem to be happy?
Cynnicus- Because the pinnacle Of
success is like the top Of a particularly
tall lightning rod with a particularly
sharp point, and those who succeed in
perching temporarily upon it usually
fnd that they are targets for all the
worlds lightning.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
In sunny Kansas.

Druggists Clerk-See Old Limping
Wolf-what brown study he is in.
He's wrestling with tremendous prob
lem.
Druggist-What's that?
Trying to figure out how he can get
q drink in prohibition town.
On, that's the trouble, eh? And
thereupon the kind druggist conducted
the noble red man to the back room of
the store, and the Indian problem was
quickly and easily solved.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Wanted 70 Go b ck.

An absent-minded elderly man en-
tered the station at Rockville Center,
L. l., the other day. Nervously finger
ing a dollar bill, he approached the
window and asked:
whats the fare to Rockville Cen.
terW
The agent looked at him a minute
and then said in loud voice:
"This is Rockville Center"
The old man with the far-away look
in his eyes pushed the dollar under
the grating and said calmly:
"Give me a return ticket."-New
York Times.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
S1oO REWARD 500.

The readers Of this paper viii be pleased to
EARN that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all Its
stages, and that i8 catarrh- Hall1 Ca4arrh Cure
Is the only positive cure known TO the medical
fraternity. CatarTh being constitutional dis
ease, requires Q constitutional treatment.
Halls CAtarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system, thereby destroying the founda'
ton of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro-
prietors have so much faith in its curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
Tor any case that 1t fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials. Address
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Lively Occupation.

To one unfamiliar with country NOM
enclature the question asked by the
young man might no seem wholly un-
natural.
Sand were you never in the country
during the season of huskingbees Mr..
s. 2" asked the young lady.
''No. The idea! How do you husk
a bee?''-Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Making Money.

A certain amount OF money minis.
ters to the proper wants Of man, but
the man who spends his life in trying
to make money is doing nothing more
than piling up mass Of brass.headed
tacks. What good does it do to neglect
your wife, your home, your friends, tc
make money?-Rev. Frank Crane.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02

"I have often wondered" observed
the doctor, ''at the extraordinary popu-
larity Of Dixie People always APP
plaud whenever an orchestra begins to
play it !. Why is it?'i
The professor was silent long time.
"Well," he said at last, 81 have
sometimes thought 1t was because
everybody liked the tune. Chicago
Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
All There La TO Il.

'Tell me-" pleaded the artless
maid, wherein lies the secret of the
art of conversation"
The sage affected the attitude he was
wont to assume when in the act of i'm
parting wisdom, and said:
''My child, listen"
81 am listening" breathlessly she
answered.
"Well, my child" he rejoined,
"that is the art of conversing agree
ably. STRAY Stories.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Not Too PrecIpitate.

"Ah, George, DEAR" she said to
the duke, "why don't you go to papa
today? Delays are dangerous, you
know"
"Yes, I realize that" he replied,
"but I've only known you three days
and these get-rich-guick schem' al
ways seem to be so risby."-Chicago
Record Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
An Objection.

"No," said the friend, ''I don't
think your new type of American girl
will create anything Of an artistic STIR"
"Why not?" asked the artist, in at
one Of indignant disappointment.
because her legs are not too long
nor her waist too short In fact. she
looks too much like human being to
be accepted as artist" Washington
Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
An Exnensiye LUXURY.

An Indian Territory man was fined
$40 for four minutes of steady swear
ing over the telephone. This may seem
high, but it should be remembered
that Indian Territory swearing is about
the fiercest quality known to the busi-
ness.
Very likely the judge feared the
wires would fuse next time if he didn't
give the fellow severe warming
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Her Preference.

Fashionable Doctor-My dear young
lady, you are drinking unfiltered water,
which swarms with animal organisms.
You should have it boiled; that will
kill them.
Patient-Well, doctor, think I'd
sooner be an aquarium than ceme-
tery.-LOndon Tit-Bits.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02

The most common phases of summer
catarrh are catarrh of the stomach and
bowels. Peruna is a specific for sum-
mer catarrh.
Hon. Willis Brewer, Representative
in Congress from Alabama, writes the
following letter to DIR. Hartman:
House of Representatives.
Washington, d. C.
The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum-
bus, o.:
Gentlemen-I have used one bcttle
of Peruna for lassitude, and 1 take
pleasure in recommending it to those
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
noaern conveniences.

One day my little three. year-old
brother was visiting at our neighbor's.
He came home very much excited and
said:
"Mamma, you ought to have pump
like they have at Camery's. You turn
1t like gasoline stove and water Genes
out like washing machine. Little
Chronicle.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
A Valuable Publication.

A full set of the "Almanach de
Gotha," from 1746 to 1900, was re-
Gently sold in Paris for 81, 300. OF
course its value is largely that of a lit
erarY rarity. but the old volumes are
extremely useful to special students.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
He Doesn't Worry.

Duffy-Meeker's philosophical sort
OF chap isn't he2
Guffy--In what refpsct2
Dufy-Why, he is the husband Of
famous woman, you know, but bis OBJ.
scurity doesn't seem to trouble him in
the least.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
no nreak Ia Now Shoes.

Always shake In Allen's Foot. Rase, a powder.
II cures hot sweating, aching. swollen feet,
Cures corns. ingrowinE nails and buntnna AZ
ell druggists and shoe stores, 80, Don't accept
Any substitute, sample mailed FREE, Address
Allen =. olmated, 10 Roy, n, y,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Moral Rectltude.

Moral rectitude is a protest against
evil. Wise men are ready to COM
mend q good man, for he is OF value
to the community in which he lives.
Rev. George Adams.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Something to TAX Through.

Hilow--I wonder il Breezes is going
to make any political speeches thi,
spring?
Cumso-I don't know. But why dc
you ask2
Hilow-I saw him buying q new hat
yesterday.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
HIs nood liearted nuess.

"Jimsley thinks his wife is an an
GEL"
"That soP Why, I didn't know
Jimsley was married"
s'He is q WidoWer."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
WhY Rnrarsment Man IlroE,n.

81, A, b declare my engagement to
O. d, spinster. OF this town, to be at
an end by reason Of her pawning the
engagement ring" 10 from the per.
sonal column OF German newspaper.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02

who need a good remedy. As a tonic
it is excellent. In the short time
have used it 1t has done me great
deal Of good. willis Brewer.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use OF Peru
ma, write at once to DR.. Hartman, Civ.
ing full statement of your case and
he will be pleased to give you his valu-
able advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
m. Inherltea prnmntle ralent

Miss Blanche Booth, a niece of Edwin
Booth, has established dramatic
school at Minneapolis. She was for
merly 9 member Ct her uncles com.
pany and played 0phelia at his Ham.
lat
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Truly Unlueky.

Do you believe that lS is an un-
luoxy number to have at the table?"
asked tho Mt. Auburn man.
81 do" replied the Norwood ph,los.
opher, especially when there Is only
enough dinner for l2."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Outdone.

she dotted on Alice and would have
married her but for her mother"
"Ah, her mother"
'Yes, her mother was still more at
tractive. Free Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
0ranIte pest RuIIdInR MaterIaI.

The value OF granite as building
material Is 10 TO 60 times as great as
that of brick. After granite come in
the following order limestone, slate,
and sandstone.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02

Mr. John Mng 64 HssOn Ave. Indianapolis nd State representative
of indianapolis Business College, writes:
n believe that owe fine healhtO Peuna Constant travel and
suffered with indigestion and catar stomach felt that the thing
occupation which felt
decided
occasionally which
w. .Meng,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Pessimism,

Pessimism nourishes itself in oul
time, not in the hard ground, where la.
Dor sweats and meils, but in the flow.
cry beds OF luxury and slothful ease.
Rev, ], w. Chadwick,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
An Earth Angel.

St. Peter Cat Heavens gate) Come
In.
Fair Spirit (anxious'y 'y)---Is my ha'o
on straight2-N. Y. Weekly.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02
Bibles In Demand In China.

Recently Chinese professor in a
government college made application
for fifty English bibles for the use Of
the students.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02

gnTQ Rsrmassuuy uursa SO hp sf nsryeqfnaa
Euu0 alteF hFst DAYS uss Of pr kliass Great NeFvs
isssorsr. SEND ior fREE 81 90 lrla botls and trsas
hs. Dk n H. KLisA Ltd. ssl Arch ST.. Philadelphia Pc
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02

Those who offer bargains get rich
quicker than those who seek them.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02

For coughs and colds there is no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump-
tlon. Price 25 cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02

Every man thinks he is one in a
thousand, and he is-one of the ci-
nherR.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02

A woman doesn't care anything
about the silver Innings of clouds If her
gown is only silk-lined.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-02

Freedom.-Men may oppress and
tyrannize under constitutional forms,
but they cannot evade or permanently
prevail where the soul Of freedom rules
the people. Wealth may be increased
and may engender such effeminacy
and love of luxury as not only to de-
stroy itself, but to destroy the capabil-
tiles by which 1t is produced.-Rev.
G. G. Lorimer, Baptist, New York
City.
Cause and Effect-The only thing
hat opposes man is the negative
human law. If this did not obtain
man would be restored to his pristine
condition as a spiritual ego. Man is
not depraved because he wants to be,
but because his mind is human, moral
and finite he has no option than to
express a corresponding condition. He
is under the law of cause and effect.
Rev. F. e. Mason, Scientist, Brook
lyn, N. Y.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-12
Latest China Fads.

New York Tribune.
AS styles are continually changing with
reference to the kind of plate TO be used
with the various courses of a formal din
ner, a little expert advice on this point
from large importer of fine china is of
interest when the guests take their
chairs" he says, they should find at each
place large, fiat plate of a rich. full col
ored Oriental design. With the soup
comes handsome. plain plate, with me-
dalions in green and gold by way of or
nament. The fish plate is ornate with
shells, seaweed, swimming fish and other
marine devices as 1t is possible to make
it. The meat plate should be plain, except
for a border of color or gold. A rich, con-
ventional design is allowable on the entree
plate, while the game plate is decorated
according TO nature, with pictures of game
as wonderful and complete as the taste Of
the hostess and the purse of the host may
dictate. The salad is served on plates,
wherein flowers, conventionaliZed, appear,
while gold and the richest blues, reds and
green's should meet in the dessert plate.
The return to simplicity is noted in the
coffee service, where the plates should
have only one or two borders of color, set
off by little gold filigree."
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-12

had 1t not been booked for tour of the
cities The production is cred
tied with being an exceptionally elaborate
one and the play Is said TO be or the klno
that appeals to all classes OF theater-goers.
Xxx
Pixley & Luders new comic opera sue
cess. 1.-THE Prince OF Pilsen,' broke the
record for big business at the Century
Theater, ST. Louis. during it's recent en-
gagement there by over s2.000. SO great.
was the success of the piece that an extra
Sunday night performance was gwen Dy
buying off the following attraction at the
theater. The Prince of Pi, Use va was
ment was Cancelled. Manager Savage mas
just secured an opening for his new opera
in New York city.
James Lederer seems bent upon carrying
out what seems to DISTINGUISHED people the
very foolish plan of starring Blanche Ring
in a second Nancy Brown" musical play.
Marie Cahill is about ready to produce her
Nancy Brown musical comeAy In New
York. but Lederer claims that he had the
first right to the title. So there VIII De TWO
Nancy Browns and the result will be
theater-g going public 1t Is rather hard
upon Miss Ring. who is a very clever
comedienne, to be launched on her starring
career in this fashion.
Hi Henry's minstrels will begin a half
weeks engagement at the Park with
matinee this afternoon. This company is
now in its thirtieth consecutive season.
being the oldest minstrel organization in
America to-day. 1t has a fine orchestra, a
large chorus of singers, and number OF
well-known ballad soloists, including j. r.
Moore. George Hassel, George Il. Van and
j. b. Gilmour. There are six comedians in
the company, chief among whom is Billy
Clark, burnt-cork entertainer, who has
been making a hit throughout the South.
The show promises to be very good one.
As a result of the biggest summer opera
project ever planned in this country, many
players usually idle during the heated term
will have employment for at least ten
weeks after the regular theatrical season
closes. 1t is understood that Jessie Bart
lett Davis will be at the head of big COM
pany which will begin swing around a
circle of large Eastern cities during the
latter part of March or the first part OF
April. Milton Aborn will manage the en-
terprise. Up to date seven operas have
been decided upon for production under this
new scheme, including such old-time ia
vorites as Wang" THE Wedding Day.
1.-The Fencing Master. THE Serenade,"
and 1.-The Fortune Teller"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-12
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.

The cup which the Manual Training High
School basketball team won in the Indian
apolis League will be formally presented
to the five tomorrow morning at the regu-
lar weekly exercises The names of the
following members of the team will be
graved on the trophy. which is to be placed
in the case in the library: Jack Shideler.
Louis Bohnstadt. Frank CASTOR, Joseph
Spohr, Will Diddel. Harry Wheeler, Leroy
White and Frank Jyers.
Next week the carpenters will begin work
at the Shortridge High School TO make
some improvements in the pressroom of
the school paper, the Daily Echo. The
present Office is to be enlarged about one
fourth by taking away a partition, thus
adding another room. Another happy ar
rangement for the editors of the Echo is
the building of sanctum for the wielders
of school opinion in one of the large rooms
on the east side OF the basement. This
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-12

Daughter of Late Bruce Carr in a Gin
cinnati SanatOrium.

daughter of the late Bruce Carr, who
was auditor of the State Of Indiana for
two terms and for many years Western
agent of the American Book Company, was
taken to the College Hill Sanatorium In
Cincinnati the other day for treatment.
The woman is known as Mabel Howard
and was the leading woman of William
Gillette in a Charles Frohman production.
Miss Howard was also in the casts of sew
eral companies which played in the East
and in 1.-The Heart of Maryland" company
she played a leading part.
Miss Howard was sent TO the sanatorium
for treatment for the morphine habit. She
became addicted to the use of the drug
several months ago and has used 1t with
more or less frequency. Her desire for
morphine was created while she was suffer-
ing from an attack of peritonitis and the
opiate was administered to relieve pain. A
few days ago a too liberal dose of the drug
brought on an attack of delirium and
nervous prostration that necessitated her
confinement in a sanatorium. Specialists
on nervous diseases who have attended her
saw that Ii will be several months before
the actress will be completely cured.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-12
CITY NEWS NOTES.

Mr.. j. A. Rink is in New York on two
weeks business visit.
At Salvation Army headquarters tonight
what is called "a demonstration of a drunk
ards home" will be given.
The Woman's Foreign Missionary Society
of Roberts Park Church will meet with
Mrs w. II. Coburn. 1910 North Delaware
street tomorrow afternoon.
Queen Esther Auxiliary will be enter
tanned tomorrow afternoon by Mrs. ID. j..
Eastburn, assisted by Mrs. w. II. Kilman,
Mrs Jennie Clapp and Mrs. Alice Beam.
Charles l.. Henry, who recently moved to
Indianapolis from Anderson, has rented of
fees in the Stevenson building for the In
dianapolis & Cincinnati Traction Company.
Miss Elenora Scott has resigned her posi-
ton with the Indianapolis public schools
to take the chair of literature In the Fort
Wayne High School. from which she was
graduated in 1897.
Contract Surgeon Francis NJ. McCallum,
United States army, In addition 10 his
present duties at indianapolis. has been
ordered to report to Major Macklin. re-
cruiting officer at this place, for duty as
examiner of recruits.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-12

Presbyterian congregation, which Mrs.
Bowman, for eight years, had served as
organist.
HILLENBRAND-ENN
Special to the indianapolis Journal.
BATESVILLE. Ind. Feb. 1.-THE mar
riage of Mr.. John A. Hillenbrand and Miss
Clara Enneking took place at high mass at
st. Ludwigs Catholic Church here this
morning. The brides attendant was Miss
Florence Peine, of Oldenburg. and the
grooms was Mr.. George NJ. Hillenbrand,
OF this place. The groom is one of Bates
ville's leading business men, being secretary
and treasurer of the American Furniture
Company They left tonight for New
York, whence they will make two months
tour of Europe.
GOLDEN WEDDING CELEBRATED.
Special TO the Indianapolis Journal.
NEW CASTLE, Ind, Feb. 1.-THE golden
wedding of Mr.. and Mrs. III. T. Shupp,
prominent residents of New Castle, was
celebrated Tuesday evening. The willing
Workers of the Christian Church served
luncheon in the recently decorated base
ment of the church to the thirty-six MEM
bers of Mr.. and Mrs. Shupp's family, as
well as to the other members of the church.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-12

New York Times.

New York Times.
The woman who had ripped about two
yards of accordion-plaited silk off the bot
tom of her skirt had collected enough pins
to fasten it up. She stuck in the first six
pins parallel with the binding and had COM
menced to jab in the seventh the same way
when the bright girl stopped her.
Don't put those pins in that way" she
said
why not?" asked the one whom misfor-
tune had attended
Because they viii all slip out before you
walk a block If you do" was the reply.
When using pins to keep your clothes to-
gether be sure 10 stick them in with the
head up whenever possible. BY so doing
you will be able to get home without falling
TO pieces, but if you stick the pins i'm
lengthwise you will be trailing all over the
street again in less than five minutes"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-12

room will be nicely fitted up and made
comfortable for the students in charge of
the paper.
The lecture OF President Kane, Of Wa
bash College. TO have been given 20 the
students of the Shortridge High School to-
morrow morning on abraham Lincoln"
has been Cancelled on account of Professor
Kane being unable TO be present Mr..
Charles w. Moores. OF the Board OF School
the same hour on a similar topic, and the
musical programme will be carried out as
announced Herbert Wagner will speak,
and number of the schools musical or
CARNATIONS heard.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-12
Girls AssaiIant Not Found.

The police have been asked to locate the
alleged assailant of Minnie Neihaus, nine
years old, living at III South West street,
who claimed she was assaulted Tuesday
night near the starch works on West Nor
ris street. The girl was in company with
her brother when a tall man approached
them and saying he was a doctor and
wished to vaccinate them. He caught hold
of the girls arm and carried her down the
tracks The boy ran to the starch works
10 warn his older brother. The girl was
found in the rear of 907 South West street.
a crowd of men who had been told of the
affair by the boy assisted Bicycle Police
men Morgan and Simon in searching for
the asSailant.