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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-01-02
HOW She Knew.

Apropos of the servant maid Difficult
ty heard good story the other day.
The wife of very well known Irish
official was in want of an under nurse,
and among those who applied for the
position was good natured looking
girl of about seventeen. "You tell me, -
said the officials wife, chat you are
very fond of children. That is all very
we'll in its way, but do you under
stand anything about the duties Of a
nursery? Have you any experience of
children?" ''Yis, num- was the reply.
"Sure used to be child wanst me-
London Taller.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-01-02
inst What Hammered

Penelope" said the anxious mother,
"tell me truly, did Charles kiss you last
night?'
'There was slight labial juxtaposi-
ton as Charles took his leave, mother,
but ] assure you it was only momen-
tary and therefore innocuous.''
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-01-02

Where the Typewriter BIundered.
Church-You know French, who
keeps the restaurant?
Gotham-Oh yes.
"Well, he wants new typewriter"
whats the matter with that good
looking one he had"
ooh, the other day he told her to
write and get the price of frogs legs,
and she addressed the letter to the Hop
Growers association" -Exchange
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-01-02
On Prin ciple.

Bert (neryously)-I heard pa tell ma
he was goin' to fog me on principle
after prayers tonight. Where's prin-
ciple, Billy?
Billy think it's somewhere at the
back, Bert. The last time he dogged
me on principle I had to sit sideways
for more'n ortnight.-London Tit
Bits
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-01-02
The Two Glasses.

Old DR.. Grimshaw Ito medical stu
dent)-And now, remember that to
physician humanity is divided into two
classes.
Sutherland what are they. doctor?
Old Grimshaw-The poor whom he
cures and the rich whom he doctors.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-01-02
Thwarted Them,

'sWhy did old Rollingold give away
his money!
He was afraid his relatives would
have him adjudged incapable of taking
care of it."-Newark News.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-01-02

Not long ago q trial was re-
ported where q man sued
medicine concern which had
offered $500 for a case their
remedy could NOT cure. The
man had taken the remedy but
had not been cured. The
defence was that he had not
taken the medicine long enough.
He did not get the 500.
We allude to this because we
want to show that Vinol does
not give slippery guarantee.
IF the user comes back with
his empty bottle and says, II
can't see that it did me any
good" we say, "Sorry you
happen to be among the few
less than two in one hundred
here's your dol1arl
Vinol is a non-secret pleasant
compound Of cod liver oil,
greatest medicinal food
known, iron, and mild table
wine.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-01-02

1t is better to spare the rod and spoil
the child than spoil the child by using
the rod too much-Chicago News.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-01-02
Consumption

Salt pork is famous old
fashioned remedy for con-
sumption. "Eat plenty of
pork was the advice to the
consumptive 50 and 100
years ago.
Salt pork is good if a man
can stomach it. The idea
behind it is that fat is the
food the consumptive needs
most.
Scott sEmulsionis themod-
ern method of feeding fat to
the consumptive. Pork is too
rough for sensitive stomachs.
Scots Emulsion is the most
refined of fats, especially
prepared for easy digestion.
Feeding him fat in this
way, which is often the only
way, is half the battle, but
Scot S Emulsion does more
han that. There is some
thing about the combination
Of codl liver oil and hypophos-
p.litcs IL SCOTS Emulsion
t,lae puts new life into the
weak parts and has a special
aston on the diseased lungs.
- A sample will be
:: !: J ! :
- - sent free upon request.
l--k Be sure that this picture in
! NNM WSAh the form of label is on the
zSGfsss &8IpI wrapper of every bottle of
| II H6sszSE3z*Esl Emulsion you buy.
% SCOTT &
I'D BOVINE,
EsE - CHEMISTS,
&eSe91 400 Pearl St., N. Y.
rs soc. and 81; all druggists.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
Church Notices.

Crapper School House-Preaching by
Rev. j. W. Jenkins Sunday at p. m.
Unitarian services at / a. m. by Rev.
w. g. Eliot, in A. 0. U. w. hall. "a
further consideration of the teachings o.
the Unitarians concerning the divin.
ity of Christ.
Unitarian Sunday school at 10 a. m
All interested requested to attend.
German utheran-Servces will be
conducted by the pastor, Ed Dering oi
Portland, at the 0dell school house
Sunday, March l5, at 3 p. nj. All are
welcome.
Valley Christian Church,. W. Jen.
kins, pastor. Sunday school at 10 a. m
Preaching at II a, m. and 7:30 p. M
Christian Endeavor meeting at $3.50 p
All not worshiping elsewhere are cordi,
ally invited to attend these services.
NJ. +. Church-Rev. f. X. Spaulding
pastor. Sunday School at 10. Preach,
ing services at ii a. m. and 7:30 p. m
Junior League at 3 Epworth League al
$3.50 p. m. Sunday, and E. L. prayer
meeting Tuesday evening at 7:90. Gen.
eral prayer meeting Thursday evening
at7;S0. The public is cordially invited
Congregational Church.-The pastor
Rev. J. l.. Hershner, will preach at II
Il. m. Sunday school at 10 a. m, with
A. c. Staten superintendent Christian
Endeavor service at Z p. m. Mid-week
meeting at 1880 Thursday evening. A
welcome to all who come TO any Of these
sarvicas
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
HOW a successfuI BusIness WAS BnIlt up.

4
Major J S. Booth, one of Hood Riv'
er's successful merchants and o judi
cious advertiser, Ia an interview with
our reporter said: Next Saturday we
will hold our one hundredth sale
Since we made our first small begin.
ming we have not missed offering Some
special bargain each week to the trade.
We have made this a special feature In
building up our business, and we have
ample evidence that the people appre-
ciate it. We try to make our store
news interesting and reliable by tell
ing of the goods we have to sell in a
concise and truthful manner, and we
believe our advertisements are read
fully as much as any other news items
in the Glacier, and that people look for
our ad just as they do other special no
tices. 1t is our purpose TO enlarge the
scope of our advertisements this season
to meet the demand of our fast inereas-
ing business.
awe believe that Hood River is on
the eve of great season Of prosperity,
aud to back up our belief we are put
ting forth every effort to make our
store developing factor in the COM
munity. We are not unmindful of the
fact that our success in the past Is
greatly due to the patronage of the
people, and ii is our desire to show our
appreciation by offering the best values
and uniform courteous treatment to
all
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
MOsier Items.

Mosier, March l0.--Miss Jessie Hard
wick has gone to Westport, Wash,
where she will remain during the sum-
mer with her sister, Mrs. J. II. Freden-
burg.
J. M. Elliott spent Thursday of last
week at The Dalles.
The Misses Elsie and Mary Middle
swnrt were transient visitors this week
at The Dalles.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. w. Stark of The
Dalles are among our sojourners.
Miss Ruth Sturgess returned home
on Monday after having completed her
term of school at Shaniko.
Mrs. Frank Lapier, whose serious
condition was noted last week, is con-
valescing.
Miss Lottie Gilbert, who has been at
Pine Flat, WASH, is now at home.
Messrs. George and Russell Huskey
were numbered among the Dallesites
this week.
School begun in district No. s on
Monday; Miss Rachel Morgan Of The
Dalles, teacher.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
Tragedy Averted.

"Just in the nick of time our little
boy was saved, writes Mrs, W. Watkins
of Pleasant City Ohio. "Pneumonia had
played sad havoc with him and terri
ble cough set in besides. Doctors treat
ed him, but he grew worse every day,
At length we tried Dir. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, and our darl-
ing was saved. He's now sound and
WE'LL" Everybody ought to know its
the only sure cure for coughs, colds and
all lung diseases. Guaranteed by Chas.
N. Clarke, druggist. Price SOC and 81.
Trial bottles free,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
II Saved His Leg.

P. A. Danforth of LAGRANGE, Ga, suf.
fered for six months with a frightful
running sore on his leg, but writes that
Bucklen's Arnica Salve wholly cured il
in five days. For ulcers, wounds, piles,
it's the best salve in the world. Cure
guaranteed. Only 25c. Sold by Chas.
n. Clarke, druggist.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
Crapper Again Carries the BANNER.

Reports for the fifth banner month,
ending February 27, are as follows:
Crapper, 98.32 per cent; Cascade
Locks, 97.9l per cent; Pine Grove, 95.49
per cent.
Crapper thus retains the banner two
months in succession.
D. Ct. GUNNELL, Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13

Our columns are crowded for space
this week. Several articles that should
have appeared this week are crowded
out. The G. e. district convention
should have received extended notice,
but want of room forbids further men,
ton this week.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13

Dry Oak Wood for Sale Davenport
Bros. Lumber Co. have dry oak cord
wood for sale. Inquire at Mount Hood
Stage Co.
For watches, clocks, jewelry and sill
verware, see F. w. Clarke, at Clarke
drug store, opposite postotfice.
Two hundred to IS 900 to loan on real
estate. II your security is good your
money is ready. Prather Investment Co.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
Died.

In Hood River, March 12, 1908, Mrs,
Anna Flagg, in the 10Th year of her age,
Funeral Saturday, at 80 o'clock, from
the NJ. E. church.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13

For bargains in watches and jewelry
OF all kinds see Q. H. Temple. He car
ries full line Of the best quality, all
guaranteed. He is highly recommended
for testing eyes and fitting them with
lenses
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13

Are you contemplating buying a
watch? Before purchasing see F. W.
Clarke, opposite postofhce.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
Government Land.

| can locate home-seekers on government
land-good fruit land, with springs; some
miles from Hood River; near county road.
n2l f. c. MILLER, Hood River, Or.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13

Letters remained in the post office,
March 8, for Herbert Fisher, John Gal.
lion and r. J. 0gle.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
Barrett School.

Report for month ending March g.
1903: Whole number OF days attend
ance, 1899; whole number OF days ab-
sence, 1874; whole number of times late,
8; per cent attendance, $685..
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
Born.

At Nicolai, or, March II, 1905, to Mr.. aud
Mrs. c. NJ. Larsen, a son.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
HOOD RIVER
Bargains in Real Estate.

s acres, 3 miles from town; fine strawberry land
good house and barn.
10 acres, 2 miles from town, all in Strawberries
good bargain.
10 acres, 2h miles from town; acres in straw
berries, balance in apple and prune orchard in full
bearing; free water
TX acres, 3 miles from town; 3K in berries bal
ance in cultivation. Fumes ready for irrigating.
80 acres, 8 miles from town; 30 in cultivation
good improvements, good farm and apple land
All can be irrigated.
20 acres, 6 miles from town; all in apple trees 2
years old.
40 acres, AK miles from town. 33 in cultivation
good apple and clover land can all be irrigated
For prices and terms call on or address
H. F. JOCHIMSEN, Hood River Or.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
For Sale.

-Four good family Cows; 3 Calves; a gentle
riding pony, years old, will work In har-
ness; chickens. ducks, one Golden pheasant
Is canary birds. incubator aud hrooder: Do
head Of sheep and lambs; wagon, hack ana
cart and harness All win be sold at a bar
gain, mis- VI. DUMAS, Mt Hood.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
Horse for Sale

A good work horse, works either single or
double; weight 1850 pounds. Inquire of
o. FREDENBURG,
az Mount Hood Or,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
Cows for Sale.
Incubator for Sale.

Fresh Jersey and Durham cows, your choice
for SO, for sale by j. A. HENDERSON,
marl3 Bingen, Wash.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-03-13
FRIDAY G. BARNES,
Real Estate

Town and country property put into our
hands will be promptly brought 10 the buyers
attention. We also do Insurance and Notary
Public work.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-11-12
ENDORSED
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE IA.
voRs TIE CHIP SUBSIDY gill

Ths report Of the special commit
tee appointed by the Seattle Cham
Der Of C0mmHrce. 70 investigate the
Frye ship subsidy bill. Was accepted
at yesterdays meeting. IL tndors.x
the msasure and urges the Washing
ton congressional delegation TO sup
port II when II comes UP for conaid-
GRAFTON.
The revival OF American ship
ping was the subject Of the com
mlttes report. and II reviewed briefly
the history of American martins
commerce during the past 100 years.
The following resolutions were Of
fersd AZ the sentiment OF the cham.
Der. by Erasmus BrAinerd, chairman
Of the committees:
Resolved. That In ths opinion OF
the Seattle Chamber OF Commerce
the most feasible and desirable
means by which ths carriage Of
American built ships can be brought
about Is by a well regulated and
carefully Eafe-guardedS measure Of
federal aid. II IL also the opinion
Of the chamber that the measure
known as the Frye bill. which has
already passed the senate. will be
satisfactory 20 our interests.
Resolved. That the congressional
delegation Of the state OF Washing
ton be requested actively 10 support
such n measure should Il come be-
fore the present congress.
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he IL briught 60 iail Go see hia faith.
err Of whom he r. very fond. and he
Is always made much OF by Bart
let's fellow prisoners. who look for.
ward Co hts visits and pass the time
away by manulacturiiW all sorts of
toys Cor him.
During his fathers trial, which
was TO have begun today. but has
been continued until Nov. IS, little
leon Edward Yukos Seattle No, }
Woodpiie Rastlett. win sit on the
homicide'a lenee or by his side, and
Though he via not understand Il all,
Wiz hear she details OF hts moth
efs death and hta fathers artme.
The llttle fellow won't know any
thing about ~ neetsett says. apel =
oecucaii1, "end | do want 20 have
him win me-"
II IL understood that bartlett will
claim to have been temporarily tn
sane. although AtoHria ard Shlpiey,
hts attornegs refuse 10 state At this
time bist exactly what HIS defense
= % be. They nave worked for
months on the ease. and Mr. Morris
SAYS he intends 60 make the effort
% his life 10 save his client from
the Eallowa
I don't think a jury can be found
to convict HIM when they hear hts
side OF the case." he said. this
morning.
bartlett shot aud killed his wife
on Pike street. October /. 1904 lie
i said % have been inraneiy heal
Gus since then hs has been IN jan.
but. unlike most prisoners. has show
but. unlike most prisoners has
shown no sign 81 his long confine-
ment Iie a. = hik. tall handsome
man.
witnesses for the defense IN the
ease are expected % report az , 30
a'riuck next Tuesday morning
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-11-12

Leon Inward Yukon Seattle Ne.
4 weodplle Bartlett. Is the very large
and unusual Christian name OF the
very small son OF Mike Bartlett.
the former KiQndiNer. who shot and
killed his wife. sho little boy moth
ar last October, and is now await
Ing trial IA the superior court
The small bearer OF the biz cos
noInen. was three years old last
August. and Notwithstanding the
great tragedy which VIII ever dark
en- his life. is enc 81 the hsalthlest.
happlest little fellows that ever Nv.
Ell. and has emily recently succeeded
Ia ueemorisinE his own name, which
was chosen for him by On. crew
and 90 paaSenEnrs of . steamboat
an the Yukon river. The preazner
was the scene ~ his Advent into the
world
Leon was sAe naure chosen FOR him
by his mother, HsisSeEd WAS for an
uncle. Seatsle No , was the nssne
OF the beat cn which he Was horn,
and the crew suslstsd on Il being a
part OF the name. Yukon was in
serted out Of dcfetemce 60 tho los
river. and Woodpile. because of the
fact that On the das he was born
the boat was taking on riie OF
NOD from a big wood Pile. IS miles
above RRmpRrt.
The baby VAS christened inform
aiiS IN the cabin Of the boat. after
n dinner which his father had given
IN homer Of the occasion. TO all
souls on noard I, was in the midst
OF this festivlty taat the name was
selected.
since bis mothers murder. the
small Boy has hssn cared Tor BY his
relatives, and u now living with
his aunt, Mrs l. = Lane. AZ the
Victoria hotel Nearly every day
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-11-12

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT IN
and for the County OF King. State
Of washington. ]. A. SundwRii.
plaintiff. versus Johanna &.
Kicker, et al, defendants.
SUMMONS
The state OF Washington 70 the
said Johanna G. Kicker. defendant.
You are hereby summoned 20 appear
within 90 days after the date OF the
first publication of this summons.
wit. within 60 days after the 10Th
day OF October. 1903. AZ the superior
court Of King county, state OF wash
inRton. which county the plaintiff
eenignates as the place of trial. and
defend the above entitled action in
shs above entitled court. and answer
the complaint OF plaintiff and serve
a copy OF your answer upon the un-
dersfEned attorney for plaintiff. at
his office below stated, and I'm case
OF your failure 30 TO DO. Judgment
win be rendered against you accord
ing 90 the demand of the complaint,
which has been filed with the clerk
OF said court.
The object Of this action ir TO re-
duire you TO execute 10 Plaintiff a
deed OF conveyance OF real property.
as fully described in the complaint
filed herein with the clerk OF said
court, together with damages for
the wrongful detention thereof In
loss Of rents. or upon failure 90
convey. said premises. for damages
for the increased value thereof.
PAUL g. DORMITZER.
Attorney for Plaintiff
sos bailey building. Seattle, King
County, Washington.
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FELL into
THE HOLD
CAPT. DOR OF FRENCH BARK
mEzLuY. BADLY HURT WHILE
AT PORT BLkKELEY

Captain Eugene Dor. Of the French
bark Medley. fen through a hatch on
that vssse3 while she waz loading
iumhsT At Port lilAkslY. at o clock
yesterday arteruoan and IL now IN =
very precafieun condition a. the
FfaYiasne~ hospital While direct
inE the work Of hls men he Lost his
balance and fell into the hold. eis-
tance % 20 feet. The injured man
wes placed IN small boat and
brought to Seattle Here he was
attended by Dr. Horton. who states
that possibly fegf fihs are broken
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-11-12

tnlnutca In hot oven. or untn eel
puasd up and bFoNn-
TO make parsley mit easily with ths
potato after ohapplns aausess u uhul
dry ~ uttls piece u ehseseeipth.
Jewellers advise tha posseasofn of
beautiful diamond rings not - resnefs
fhefa when washing the hands WhAs
IL tbs need % riskiuE a beautiful rink.
phsn the water. II rot an actual bsao-
a. ls Ia no wy Injurious. A diamond
rims can usxsr be inJured BY soap and
water.
n ans Understood iast how a clean
a rtns easily the temptation 70 remove
u In orasr to sssp u clean would n0s
be 81 strons,
Taks saras clean water. warm or
cool. IL iaaksa ven little differences. =
cake ~ per. whits soap ard a bfisiis
brush and wash the stone thoroughly.
Some say that the hrgah viii lsossn
The stgus. n tho claws are 80 uprn
hat = thorough btuehinz 10 going =
ieoaen the stone the ring shasid -
reset at once After the rims has beer
cleaned with soap. wstef ana bTmsh.
Il should be rinasd 9th clear water
and druppsd inte a box u buxwood
"a vdust In y minutes the rims eth
~ dry. N the rtng Isn't we'll drtsd u
nsver looks bright th~rs u always Z
esat u soap On the back
In cleaning = rinE with tissue paper,
running ths paper bstwesn the claws.
there 10 great danger - pushing esi
the at0ns- The boxuee1 Nawduss Il
not like thu ordinary aawewst. but q
car be purchased at the jewelers.
- II. a.
fnanssr Even half paris. which must
- cisAnad. can be washed without tn.
Jury II theY are carefully dried la box
soed aawduat A pearl ring should
ret be placed In water too frequently
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-11-12
TEST or NEW Law

The new law clothing the state IRE
marshal with authority 10 investigate
the cause OF IRE where the question Of
lucendlarism T. open. n now being
put 10 ths test in the case Of IRE
which destroyed the paint store Of
Joseph EllIa At Kent October 20. Mt
whioh time the store was carrying n
total insurance Of $500. The iuveati-
cation II creating no small amount of
interest among Insurance. men.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-11-12

EXHIBIT
SEATTLE ASSOCIATION Will
HOLD slxTa ANNUAL SHOW.
JANUARY ell

The Seattle Poultry association will
givs It's sixth annual sho~ from iana.
arr u II at the efmRrY. frspara-
items for The event are now rapidly
soins ahead. and Il IL expected that
the fne-t lot ~ fowls ever seen IL The
state wili be brought toEsther The
poultry INDUSTRY la each Year nteoms
lns more important 20 this section ~
the state ana Seattle has gained The
reputation ~ being the best poaitrY
show town In Washington.
we expect 20 have a least LOO
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-11-12

birds on sxhihltion,' said Charles Mc-
Ailistsr. secretary % the associate ~.
yesterday. and the stock will DO the
finest ever shown here. In previous
years We have given the show under
difficulties owing 90 the fact that aim
liar poultry exhibits tn other elite. In
the stats wof0 held At the nama time.
OF Hsariy SO. Tits year the show at
Walla Waiia IN February VIII be the
only one that will DO held at all near
the date % oar exhibit
we xiil make en- Innovation this
year in the awarding Of priars. The
resuiar priass will be silver and bronze
medals. and the specials will be eaah."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-11-12

Ascending 10 a dispatch rooslvsd
by Captain John LIBBY OF the Puget
sound TuEboat Company. tie tug
ryee. which has been dispatched 90
bring the disabled Nome ffslEhtsf
Meteor back 10 this port. arrived 81
Sitka and sailed from thers % No-.
vsmh~f 2 she should. WITH fair
weather. make the trip IN 10 sdsyng
The steamship Eureka, which toWsa
the Meteor into Dutch harhss u
now on her way 90 Seattle She
ahould make TIE run ~ mine eaYs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-11-12

4 and Internal injuries sustained At
the hospital Il IL thought Captain
Dor Will recoyer.
Captain Dor has often been 70 Sc
attic with his vessel and II well
known among ths HaA-faring uieu
Of Tails city.