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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-06-28
TIP FROM Mr.. GLIMMERTON.
He Advises His Friends Not to Let slip
Chance 10 Buy Probe.

"If my money wasn't all so locked up as
it is Just now in other investments" said
Mr. Glimmerton, Il should certainly put a
good part Of it into probe stock; mean the
stock of some good solid probe manufacture
ing company.
"We never hear of this stock in the market
at all, but that is simply because it is all no
closely held. Nobody that owns probe
stock wants to dispose of it. There's too
much money in it.
If the call for probes was confined TO
the medical profession, why, then, the
demand, while sure and steady, would
still remain comparatively small: but probes
have now come into very extensive general
Use
-They are used, for instance, by the police.
and by various municipal authorities, and
by all sorts of committees, public and
private, and by individuals, as well. Thus
we hear that the police will probe the
mystery to the bottom
1T IL well-known fact that many
mysteries are deep, requiring correspond
ingly long probe, special probes. in fact: on
which the profit is very large
Then, We are always probing ulcers in
the body polite in which work there must
be used san up large number 1n Of probes
stock.
Congressional and State legislative
committees are all the time probing, re
solving to probe the rottenness to the
core. Think OF the number OF probes
needed for this Use.
Scientific men are forever probing the
mysteries of nature-how many probes
must be required before its secrets will be
revealed?
"ln fact, we seem to be probing every
thing all the time. and the word probe
has now come to he as commonly seen
in print as WAS, some years ago that good
Old phrase '>lull thud.' There was a time,
don't you remember, when anybody that
fell down, no matter who or where, whether
he was struck down by the assassin's hand
or fell Of a step ladder, or dropped down
a well. fell always with dull thud'9
Sometimes with a dull, sickening thud.
but always with a thud Of some sort And
now the word probe has come into almost
as familiar use; as, it is to be presumed,
have the actual probes themselves
in short, without the public realizing
it. probes have come into practically as
common demand as hoes and rakes and the
profits made from supplying that demand
must be something enormous.
I'm no hpster. but let me tell you:
II you should happen to get a chance to
snatch in little block OF probe stock,
don't you let II get past you'll
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-06-28
DR. IORENz AND THE NEWSBOY.
An Omen An Consultation at Which tho
SURE con Paid the Fee.

Roc1EsrER, June 27.-Dr. Lorenz and
his gentle way with children have been the
subject OF many anecdotes. This story is
told of his stay In Rochester:
One day. worn out by his professional
work. he set out for a walk In the course
~ his ramble he came to the falls OF the
Genesee River. There DR.. Lorens and
friend stood gazing into the depths OF the
gorge below.
Three little newsboys caught sight OF
them. and darted over, crying shrilly,
-Poiper, mister; poiper here; all about it.
DR.. Lorenz turned and nodded to them,
and one ran ahead Of the other and with
outstretched hand presented paper As
he did 80 his hand suddenly fell and his
shrewd eyes stared hard at the kindly face
which looked 80 sQuarely at him. Then ha
turned toward the other two and beckoned
furiously.
Some here, youse kids; come here
Here he isl" he said.
The other two ran up. The frs, 80
pointed at the great sur geon and crls-
Oats him, OATS the Teller wot ! ~.
telling you about. He cures legs Ike ~''
you got, Shorty
Shorty looked at his leg. He u:
homemade broomstick crutch -'r'ifad
under his shoulder, and his LEFT sH vi.
drawn up and shrivelled.
DR.. Lorenz had watched an s'rnrd
Then .Snd he r ssld; am IN h's broken Ems ELL
wy answered the spokeemsr Il ;ae
trio, you're de great doctor wc5 curea
kids wild game-wid bum stits-lAli.S 'es''
Curious to understand how TIE boys
knew him, DR.. Lorenz asked:
And how do you know am that dn''or,
IVY, mister said the first boy, couldn't
We tell dem whiskers a mile away =,
pr the ,rs
at him In doubt. Then he turned his eyes
toward the little cripple and bade him como
nearer.
The boy. with some embarrassment
abeye the oa rnsn rvsr and under
bright sky DR.: Lorenz gave one OF re
queerest consultations in his history, Tia
felt the shrivelled leg. and he turned it and
twisted it. The other two boys had pressed
closer. He shook his head.
Il am sorry" he said. The case is hope
less 1t cannot be cured. 1t is indeed too
bad. cure. or try to cure, your hlns 2i'o
your feet, but I cannot cure where III" has
gone; T. Is paralysis, not hip sToYne' tha,
sorry
There fell silence. The Spokesman
Den il he says it's all OF, Shorty, its
all Oh. He's de limit in dat game
the three to approach. He had slipped Ms
hand into his pocket unobserved,
will you shake hands in turn with me-
he asked.
The three shook hands. In turn three
pairs of eyes lighted UP and three pairs ~
cheeks flushed with delight as each palm
felt something crushed into il With COM
mon impulse each cap was removed. Az:
tank youse. sir: you il all right, you ia
thew said.
Five minutes later the three were holding
excited consultation
'Wot did he give your"
Il got a dollar Bin
Sod l, Wot did you git. Shortly
1He gimme two
Oats all right. He oughter done II,
But, say. he's sport all trough. dat Teller
And the next minute the three were rae
ing IA FIST "a they could to sell paper TO
man who was waiting for . sesvs4 ~,
which was just coming W. SAL
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
WOuIen sHd JeWeIA.

Jewels, candy, flowers, man
hat Is the order of woman's pref
erences, Jewels form magnetic
eighty power to the average wo
NAN. Even that greatest OF all
Jewels, health, Is often ruined IN
the strenuous effort to save the
money to purchase them. If a
woman will risk her health to get
2 coveted gem, then let her fortify
herself against the insiduous conse
quences of coughs, colds and brop
chial affections by regular use RI
Or. Boschee's German Syrup, II
will promptly arrest consumption
n It's early stages and heatl the at
iected lungs and bronchial tubes
aud drive the dread disease from
he system. Il Is uot cure all
Dut It IL a certain lure for Coughs
2olds and all bronchial troubles.
You can get Dr.. Green's reliable
emedles at D. A. Hendershot's
Get Greer's Special Almanac
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
He Needed a War Cry.

Congressman Cochran Of the
Fourth Missouri district was stand
ing on a street corner in St. Joseph
telling some fish stories to a friend
when a Salvation Army lass came
up. She waited until the congress
man had finished a particularly tall
story and then asked him to buy a
War Cry. Mr.. Cochran did so, but
after taking a copy of the unique
publication offered it to the girl
again, saying, 'You can sell it to
some one else" The Salvation lass
answered: "Oh, no, colonel; you
keep it and read it. After hearing
that story you have just told |
think you need a War Cry as much
as any one am likely to meet"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
A Promising Oil Country.

The Creek, Usage and Cherokee
Nations In Indian Territory are re
ceiving wide recognition as pro-
missing oil country, and capital and
development have so far brought
handsome results. The oil Is OF
superior quality; the territory Is
reached directly by the Frisco Sys-
tenn, who issues free of charge, a
booklet, giving full data concerning
he country and It's possibilities
Mailed to any address upon request
10 Sidney VanDuseu, 7o6, Park
Bldg, Bittsburg, Pa. 1T
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
American Bernhardts.

"I'm bound to be billed as the
American Bernhardt," said stage
aspirant to Blanche Walsh.
every likely" was the answer.
"Don't YOU believe it" inquired
the other, much disturbed. IF |
could only get a manager with mon
ey I'm sure I'd be-"
$50 would J." emphasized Miss
Walsh. "AIoney makes the Ameri-
can Bernhardts-that is, as far as
the bills 60"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
Chocolate and Two Rolls.

One of Pere Ollivier's flock in
Paris, a very beautiful and hand
somely dressed woman, coming very
late to church one Sunday morning
caused some disturbance and stir
among the worshipers by her en-
trance and interrupted the flow Of
eloquence of the worthy father,
who, very irritable and easily put
out, said, MADAME perhaps waited
to take her chocolate before coming
to church ?" To this madame, by no
means abashed, graciously replied,
eyes, mon pere, and two rolls with
it."
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13

November must be trying to I'm.
itate October with reference to the
fine q1slity Of weather.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
CONDENSED STORIES.
The Sole Consolation of an unIueky
but Gallant Farmer.

but Gallant Farmer
Miss Cynthia Roche, one of the
popular young girls at Newport
during the past summer, one day
took a long ride through the coun-
try on a motor car.
Its occupants becoming thirsty,
the car stopped at little farm
house, and there the old farmer was
gallant. He gave the party deli
cious water from a deep well, and
he led Miss Roche on a little tour
of his estate.
Among other interesting things
that he showed to the young girl
was a tremendous potato patch.
Over this patch he shook his head
gravely. He said that all the vines
in it had been ruined by parasite.
Miss Roche sympathized with the
old man. She murmured:
81 am sorry to see this fine field
of potatoes so seriously diseased"
"Yes," said the farmer, cts
great pity. 1 have only one COM
fort"
"What is that ?" Miss Roche ask
ed.
"Why, Thomson's field, to the
east there, and Shannon's, on the
south, are as bad as if not worse
than mine."- York Tribune.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
An unoracious Retort.

At a dinner in London the other
day Bernard Shaw remarked to an
American guest, "What lot Of YOU
Americans come over here every
summer
"Ies," replied the fair American,
'England has come to be a fayOrite
summer resort for Americans"
"Well, we won't complain of
that" said Shaw, "but for heaven
sake don; make it a winter resort
also.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
A Scientific Discovery.

Kodol Dyspepsia Cure does for the
stomach that which 1t Is unable to
do for itself, even when but slightly
disordered or overloaded. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure suppl es the natural
juices of digestion and does the
work of the stomach, relaxing the
nervous tension, while the II famed
muscles of that organ are allowed
to rest and heal. Kodol Dyspepsia
cure diges.s what you eat and en-.
bIes the stomach and digestive or.
gans to transform all food into rich,
red blood. Sold by
Opera House Drug Store
Stotler & Corbett Props.
3 IN N Err SALXE
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
Lord Salisbury on the Links.

Unlike his nephew, Lord Sails
bury was never a great golf player,
although occasionally when visiting
Mr.. Balfour in Haddingtonshire he
amused" himself, to quote his own
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
81 / 81.

Grow stroug ard well after using
CHoMPsoS SWEET WoRh POWDEF
VERY pisa-an, TO take CoDtSin-
ea'nrei Never iails Worms AIr at.
zllsLassu tar MI, SesttoL and oItS:
>esaes BE sDrs 60 grr Thompson
-. .urrls~ Pr-.SE1sEA n CO.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13

expression, with a game. One day
the noble lord struck too low with
his iron and asked his caddie:
"What have | hit ?"
The youngster, who was without
reverence, laughingly made answer:
Scotland"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-13
Farming In the South.

The Passenger Department OF
the Illinois Central Railroad Com
pany Is Issuing monthly circulars
concerning fruit gro wing, vegetable
gardening, Stock raising, dairyins
etc, In the States of Kentucke>
West Tennessee, Mississippi, and
Louisiana. Every Farmer, or
Homeseeker, who will forward his
name address, to the undersigned.
will be mailed free Circulars Nos
I, 2, 3, q. and S, and others as they
are published from month to month.
&. A. RICHTER,
Travelling Passenger Agent. Park
building, Pittsburg Pa.-II2
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-22
o IT.
Conductors Were Strongly for the Ore.
qon City.


With three rousing cheers and a tig-
err for Pittsburg from the threats of
more than 500 delegates, the twenty.
ninth biennial convention of the Order
of Railway Conductors of America
came to a close in old city hall Tues
day night. All of the visitors have
praised Pittsburg and her people and
now leave in the anticipation of hav-
ing as great a reception at Portland
Oregon, in 1905.
At the last session of the convention
F. G. Smith, of Detroit, Mich, was re.
elected grand inside sentinel and U. c.
Ferguson, of Ogden, Utah, was re.
elected grand outside sentinel.
The last thing or the program was
the choosing of the city for the next
convention, the contest being between
Portland, Oregon, and Boston. Port.
land received enough votes before
two-thirds of the delegates had been
called.
The convention of the ladies' auxil'
larry has also closed. The auxiliary
elected the following officers:
Mrs. ]. NJ. Moore, Toledo, Ohio, the
present grand president, reelected
Mrs. A. F. Conlisk, Fort Worth, Texas
grand vice president; Mrs. w. F. Hig
gins, Columbus. Ohio, secretary and
treasurer; Mrs. r. l.. Riggs, Tucson
Arizona, grand senior sister.
Mrs. Moore. grand president, was
made president of the insurance asso.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-22
Stops Trains Automatically

A novel device is being tried for au-
dial is attached to one of the driving
wheels: this registers the number OF
miles. Another part of the dial is fit
ted with a series of stops, arranged to
coincide exactly with the distance of
each station from the preceding one.
AS the train runs into the station zone
the stop" acts On a throttle valve
and pulls up the train within the spec
flied limits, The inventor adds that 1t
will be useful in case of carelessness
on the part of the driver or =. he
should be asleep.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-22

~ in the dining cars, where their ia
BILE" habits, as compared with those of
the genus american hobo" would
make an American blush for his race.
The personal habits of these young
men show that they have the seeds of
civilization own pretty deep in their
minds, for they are exceptionally
clean.
They have learned other things too.
Some letters that have been handed to
the writer for mailing land they all
write letters) are beautifully written,
some In fine Spencerian and others In
fine vertical writing. But the most as
tonishing thing about them to the wri-
ter Is their love for music. Some of
them play the mouth organ with as
much feeling and expression as he has
ever listened to. They read, too. They
have a good many books with them
and 1t is a very m thing to see a
dozen porting over their books out of
working hours. So it seems there are
two sides even to this question of edu-
eating the Indians and making a mar
of him. The side represented here Is
not much in evidence yet, but it will
be later on and some sweet day" we
will all feel If we do not acknowledge
the fact that Uncle Sam does not
make failures.
He always gets there. Eli" sooner
or later; and the day will also come
when the superintendent of the Indian
school will be honored for his work.
And yet "the nan from Indiana" says
that a country and a community who
can and has transformed these dusky
denizens of the forest primeval" and
savage warriors into such young men
as these, is not fit for statehood; and
not only Mr.. Beveridge. There are
others Will it always be so?
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-22
TRIBUTE TO INDIANS.
Are Doing Fine Work on the Santa Fe
Central Railway in Track Laying.

A great deal has been written at n
time and another about the $50 called"
failure of this great and good govern
ment of ours in its efforts to civilize
the Indian and make of him a factor
in the development of the country, es-
pecially of New Mexico, says a writer
in the New Mexican from Progreso,
Valencia county.
The 'outs" in politics. are always
bowling at the Inns" about the "reck-
less and constituencies extravaganza"
of every nan connected with the In
dian bureau from the committee on In
dian affairs down to the skinner"
that hauls freight to the agencies.
They say" that the Indian ZAP
pears" all right in school, but that as
soon as he is turned out into the hus-
Ting world he relapses Immediately
into the original barbarism, throws
away hat and shoes, Ions a breech
clout. leggins, m~occasins and a Navajo
blanket and at once becomes a wild
man again. Is this true as a rule?
Or is it the exception?
This writer has but one case in
point to refer to and judge from and
that is the case of a bunch of forty-two
young men from the United States In
dian industrial school at Santa Fe who
are nov working on the Santa Fe Cen
trial railway, laying tracks with a ma
chine, surfacing, lining. spiking, bolt
ing and anything necessary to be
done. After ten days close observa-
tion and a study of the habits, manner
of getting hold Of their work, and the
way they stick to it, the intelligence
and skill they exhibit is not eXcelled
by any forty-two picked out of the
200 working on the Santa Fe Central
railway on this portion of the line, of
any race, color or previous condition
of barbarism." They are fully equal
to the best. In their cheerful and ready
obedience to the orders from the sup
e~rintendent and his lieutenants, they
excel all others. In their social ella
tons with each other and with the
other races with which they come in
contact, they are kind, cheerful and
even playful after a hard days work.
Their are superior. especial
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-22
PADDING
That Postum's Job.

The rapidity WITH which pure food
and drink will win a hard battle
against i'll health makes people stare
sometimes. The most wonderful med.
icines in the world may be tried with
out success so long as the body is
slugged with coffee. After lying ten
months in bed from his third attack of
la grippe, a gentleman of Bridgeport,
VT, recovered his health almost en-
tirely in two weeks by leaving off cot
fee and drinking Postum Cereal Coffee
at meal times. He says:
Il was reduced in weight from 100
to about 100 pounds and thus remain
ed a poor, helpless skeleton for eight
months, Notwithstanding my physic-
ian's liberal prescriptions, besides
many boxes and bottles of extensively
advertised remedies and dozens of
bottles of malt and other tonic.
Finally in April, l stopped using
coffee and other drugs and medicines
of every kind and adopted a diet of
plenty of Pustum and Grape Nuts. To
my ulDIISf II q OllOll llllt L do dblt
to eat and digest soft boiled Eggs for
breakfast and beef steak for dinner. |
gained flesh and strength rapidly.
ION the afternoon of June 9 l walk
ed out of my residence for the first
time in ten months and nine days.
Two weeks later l left the city for my
boyhood's home in the old Green Noun
tain state, where | am now living in
better health and strength than | have
had since my first attack of la grippe
in 1892. | regard my case as having
been hopeless 10 far as medical sci
nee was concerned by reason of heart
failure, prostration and, as
my physician termed it, nearly total
paralysis of certain internal organs,
but found this was all caused by coffee
drinking.
Before I found Postum | was 20
years old, now | feel 40 years young. q"
Name furnished by Postum Co, Battle
Creek, Mich.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-22
Railroad Topics

Hon. Henry L. Waldo, solicitor of
the Santa Fe railway in New Mexico,
was at the capital yesterday on bust
ness.
j. c. Brown, travelling auditor for
the Harvey system of eating houses,
is in the city checking up the accounts
of the Alvarado.
T. II. Samuels, of the Santa Fe
shops in this city, who has been visit
ing with friends on the Pacific coast,
has returned to the city.
The preliminary survey is being
made westward from Guthrie, Okla
homa. of an extension of the Missouri.
Kansas & Texas through Kingfsher,
Watonga and Arapahoe, Oklahoma, to
Amarillo, Texas.
Eugenio Romero, collector of San
Miguel county, spent Wednesday in
Santa Fe on business with General
Manager Hopewell of the Santa Fe
Central railway. He left yesterday
for the Meadow city.
Senator w. H. Andrews, General
Manager w. S. Hopewell, colonel A.
J. Lester, of Chicago; Major A. G. C.
Quay and Senator G.. w. Delameter,
of P%ittsburg. Pa, are here today, in
speeding the terminals of the Albu-
querque Eastern railroad in this city.
The police have beer asked to To-
cate j. Z. Fulton, a Santa Fe brake
man, who disappeared from his home,
at Arkansas City, Kas, last Friday, af-
ter drawing a check for 1928 from the
company. His wife says she can as
sign no reason for his disappearance.
A dispatch received by General Man
ager w. s.. Hopewell of the Santa Fe
Central railway states that 1900 feet
of track were put down Wednesday
by the Harris track laying machine
and the force with it. The track is
completed thirty-seven miles north OF
Torrance, headed toward Santa Fe.
The Las Vegas Advertiser says:
The territorial grand jury brought in
three indictments yesterday. Two
against Guy T. Storms, who stole the
pay checks from the Santa Fe Office
and one against H. A. Lewis for petty
larceny. Lewis plead guilty before
the court, and was fined the costs and
sent to Jail for thirty days.
The resignation of Santa Fe Shop
Foreman j. T. Clifford, at Las Vegas,
took effect Wednesday. The gentle
man goes to the Iron Mountain &
S%outhe~3, with cad ""arters at Pine
Bluff, Ark. Wednesday night the en-
ployes of the shops presented Mr.. Cliff
ford with a handsome chain and
charm and his wife with an elegant
silk shawl.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-22
Travelling Is Dangerous.

Constant motion jars the kidneys
which are kept in place in the body by
delicate attachments. This is the rea'
son that travellers. trainmen, street cal
men, teamsters and all who drive very
much, suffer from kidney disease in
some from. Foley's Kidney Cure
strengthens the kidneys n cures all
forms Of kidney and bladder disease
Geo. e. Hausan, locomotive engineer
Lima, Ohio, writes, Constant vibra
ton of the engine caused me a great
deal of trouble with my kidneys, and
got no relief until | used Foley's Kid
ney Cure" Alvarado Pharmacy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-22
Too Great a Risk.

In almost every neighoorhood some
one has died from an attack Of collie
or cholera morbus, often medicine
could be procured or a physician sum
moned. A reliable remedy for these
,seas should be kept at hand. The
risk is too great for anyone to take
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy has undoubtedly
saved more pain and suffering thar
any other medicine in use. 1t can al
ways be depended upon. For sale by
all druggists.