The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-29
Complete Cure For Every Hu1nor
From Pi1npleS to SCrofula

viii Be satis6ed With . chair. Under The
active guidance OF the Abbreviated Pasquale
you are presently wedged up against the
side wall. at table with nino other people
OF both sexes, various conditions, but homo.
geneous In their spirit Of easy enjoyment.
Next you Is an evil-looking man with
one eye. Opposite sits . spruoely dressed
young fellow between two merry-faced
girls. Beyond them are two young women
Of rs or 90 who are talking high-lights
color schemes, and other forms Of dia-
lect that identifies them with the studios OF
the quarter, They are uneeoorted.
The rest Of the company are young fellows
who labor under the delusion that their
neighbours wine IL theirs, after their own
has been consumed. provided they can
exchange empty bottles for full ones un-
detected.
After tasting the vintage you don't un-
derstand their ambitions. You order for
yourself some Chant.
1T 10 not wiz the dinner explains your
waiter carefully. 1T II TO pay . dollar
more"
You are agreeable. but the waiter leaves
misinterpretation before.
less that you drink not the other wine.
Very good wine.'
When he has gone away, one Of the two
address the other.
whats a millionaire
why. man that pays dollar for Chianti
when he can get Dago red for nothing
OF says Min, that's not a millionaire;
Possibly, you get trins red at this point.
Anyway the youth says something In an
undertone to the girls.
'No, indeedl' say. Min, Il dom. So why
b ss SHOULD think inl c Ss talking about him
The one-eycd man next you emits 4 snort
Of laughter. Then the youth comes into
Are you alone and unprotected. he
You admit 1t, wondering what Is coming
Better join our trio,. he says hospltably.
you can squeeze In here. ! don't want
to alarm YOU. he adds. but man alone
here hs e ~ some dangsri and there's couple
Were not hero hunting modsls,s
promptly retorts one Of the AT stndents
II we were we'd have snapped yOu up for
Q Hercules long ago..
al. A. the yopta 4 Of di%inutivs stature
sAAsr us8A@ INV Ab< eoGAc IO0IU.
Not such . worss,' says thu youth
joyously. sIIave sorne Of this goutlsman's
Chianu ~ soon ~ II cmes.'
80. without any effort on your part. you
ind yourSelf one Of o rather spriShtiy
company. To b SURE you don't exchSnee
names with any Of tnsm. introduotio6s
arsn't necsreary. nut they heir you With
your Chisnt and invite YOU 70 drink a
cordial with them.
II you sre blessed With dAg5es Il CON.
mon sense you WI not n,istakc TIE easinAGs
OF manner Tor laxify OF morals. seranesrV
who make that error ars nrst Invited 10
sest onto themaolvss.' n thSy poroevere
they 90 10 tl,e hospital.
The procass Of dinner being over the
company begins 10 cost about Tor smuse.
uent; This 10 must furnish itaelf. and II
usually does. 0ver In q corner y eroup
o. theatrtcal people, mostiy chorus It'll.
They stsrt up Z. song. and soon the whole
crowd y at Il. full swing. VOLUME 81 sound
.ecms the main ambition. and nobly Il u
fulfilled. Thsre are some sreas III diDoord,
Tor every one insists on sifseins. thoss who
lack. - well ~ thoss who have, musloiai
sense.
Az the Last chorus dIss away tAees 1. .
commotion 1t the csntrs Of tHs room and
. chair. occupted BY Q gih OF rrrhaps
t.h:s snid ORE. Of 'Whocp.'.- 10,
AZ Owe ~ . ysepsr. 60
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