Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-08-12
CoPYR1aHr, 1905.

------. --.- --.- greater fund of general in
the formation tongues
OF another
clothes greater length Of time
than other He perfect of profound Dig
and neut chewing tobacco He perfect
nation of philosophy and soled linen in world
Shakespeare and the time schedule every freight train the
try by heart
The printer has social status that is as unstable as his
high linen collar after he has slept it about eight
at gentleman and Given pair Of shoes
IL sizes too big for him. pair Of that discarded by
man twice his sze vest that is tight button, prince Al
pert coat from the last editor ne visited winter overcoat
straw hat that down around his drinks
polished and proud Lord Chesterfield as
profound logical and weghy United SENATOR high
school graduate He feels equally standing bumpers
Of through freight and drinking in the scenery
in the of influential newspaper with up
the editorial table and his chair tilted con
eaed One day he cooks his frugal
taoes and kidnapped chicken along the eewar side railroad
track and the day he discusses literature politics.
economy religion and pugsm the dinner table Of
boarding house. But where
the wealth Of knowledge the fund
the air of dignity and the
bers of the profession the friendship affection
The following CHARACTERISTIC printed herewith for the
first time in any language:
"Onion Center, u S. A-To the Honorable William Glad
Hicks Portable Printer En- Tour and Typo Penipoenty-
Dear Bill: l writing this epse in proud
head in of 6veacre onion orchard have
yet been apprised of its and lawful but isn't
Center it should be, for has coming l arrived here
and working in large and influential printing
going my vals when I get cash
and The editor whipped south
Bill and put down the conederacy He has acknowl
edged 400 times since I have midst
Some of the other soldiers have hanging around
the of the that he the
tide He tells store Bill, until feel like that picture
called The Spirit of TO- Yesterday setting
paper and he admitting how he
got excited that set up the following:
"'Mared-Mr Josh Hawkins and Miss Sarah Dooitte 1t
great society the number of dead and wounded being
simply appalling The couple entered the paror amid perfect
shower of bullets and effort made capture groom
dead alive taking their places before the altar the bride
given away by her father who cheered loudly waved his
old around the air throughout the ceremony Imed
the officiating
rear on stretcher, The
groo youngest brother acted best got
trenches and finally snapped off for army and
of harness..
"To-day in the office and reckless moment
handed the editor IS subscription The editor then
and became a perfect spendthrlf
couple Of hours returned with his more or
pied condition; his hand through the
up the elbow the top buttonhole of his
button OF his his necke hanging back his
good luck light another glorious victory
his eye.
"Then he sat down box and fought
ysbug till could smell the smoke and hear the play.
II guess will here the of the unless get
the govt political appointment Saturday going
and order On tonsora hospital Can't you
about that time and help make nebriate of myself
know how here because don't know where
private that they had forgotten put in
When the had gotten about far from the
possible apparently they stopped feshar siding
give the other passengers drink Then opened the
dedoor and told he thought had reached
destination told him thought 1t always pays be
ovia with the conductor when he stands the
coupingpin IN his hand and have crawl apast him
Well hoping that eating regularly
the first time you find stamp lying around yours the
of truth. Edward VII" = 49," -"