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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-05

Before leaving Washington for
Cleveland to take part in the mayoral-
ty campaign there Senator Hanna call
ed on the President and was escorted
to the cabinet-room. Secretary Root
also came and was shown into the
same place. Judge Halls of New York
and General Dick of Ohio were in the
ante-room at the time. They heard
a crash as of something falling TO
the floor and Judge Halls exclaimed:
Whats that?" Mr.. Dick replied easily:
'That is the first failure of Roosevelt
and Root in their attempt to put, old
man Hanna on the presidential
shelf, which you and the President
know so much about. They had just
hoisted him up on the shelf. but he has
wriggled off"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-05
CURES CHRONIC CATARRH.
HyOmei Cures Worst Forms of This
Disease in any Part of the System.

HyOmei Cures worst Forms of This
Disease in any Part of the System.
1t is the hight of folly to continue
doctoring a catarrhal disease by ston-
ach drugging, when the whole trouble
lies in the respiratory organs where
nothing can reach the germs but
local direct treatment by inhalation.
Hyomei is Natures remedy for the
cure of catarrh. Just breathe it
few times daily and it will effect
cure.
You may have catarrh of the ston-
ach. liver or kidneys and Hyomei will
as surely cure 1t as 1t will catarrh OF
the head and throat. The catarrhal
germs are in the mucous membrane or
tissues and Hyomei not only kills the
germs along the air passages, but en-
ters the blood with the oxygen, killing
the germs in the blood.
The medicated dry air that goes
through the air passages, and into the
lungs when Hyomei is breathed
through the inhaler that accompanies
every outfit, is rich in ozone, purely
vegetable and filled with marvellous
healing and strengthening qualities.
If you are tired OF stomach drug
EluS anu seem 10 grow WCdhCt ga
the time, throw physic to the dogs
and get we'll with the health-giving
Hyomei treatment that is Natures
own method.
Rev. ]. B. Cook of Holliston, Mass,
says: My wife has suffered greatly
from catarrh for fifteen years. Nearly
four weeks ago she commenced to use
Hyomei and the beneficial effect was
immediate. 1t is very seldom that she
needs 70 clear her head and throat
and she is able to rest quietly at night.
For years past she had been troubled
with pain in her limbs which we sup
posed was rheumatism. but since she
has used Hyomei that aftiiction has
disappeared" knights Pharmacy Co.
will return your money If Hyomei does
not cure YOU of catarrh. This shows
| their faith in the remedy
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-05

From the appearance of some of the
streets" remarked the Observer Of
Events and Things, New York city
has more skyscrapers than earth
ecrapers. "--Yonkers Statesman.
Yes am going to be baseball UNI
pire this coming season. but you
know people say some very harsh
things to umpires." "Oh, I won't mind
that. I'm coal dealer at present.
Chicago Daily News.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-05

Mrs. Kingly You say you like
colored servants better than white be-
cause they are slower. How is THAR"
Mrs. Bingo--"It takes them longer to
leave. Town and Country.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-05
Lucy i'm Sunderland

Our Alice saw in Wonderland
Full many a curious sight.
But quite as wond'rous are the things,
Our Lucy dreams at night.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-05
The Chatham Bank

LEOPOLD ADLER. President.
II. NJ. CUNNINGHAM, JR., Vice Presi-
dent.
FRED. W. CLARKE, Cashier.
Selects the accounts of tndiVidGs
ais. Arms, banks, associations and
corporations.
Liberal fsvOrs extended TO CORES
spending banks, ms our unsurpassed
facilities for collecting insure
prompt returns.
BUYS AND SELLS FOREIGN Elk
CHANGE, WRITES LETTERS OF
CREDIT AND ISSUES BANK MONEY
ORDERS PAYABLE IN ALL PARTS
of EUROPE.
Interest compounded quarterly on
deposits An the SAVINGS DEPART
MENT.
Safety Deposit Boxes and vaults
for ront.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-05
THE STRANGE EASTER
EGG OF THE BlDDY HEN.

Continued From Page rwenty-hve.)
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06
FARM LANDS.
Barton County.

NO. Is; GAO acres rolling upland. suitable for
wheat; north Barton county, price SIS
per acre.
NO. n; 160 acres fine wheat land north of Hois-
ington for s260O
NO. %; 6I0 acres, river bottom land, close to
Great Bend, fine improvements, good
house, big barn and granary and cattle sheds. 5
acre orchard and large grove of shade trees. 400
of this land is finest kind of alfalfa land 200
acres in cultivation, balance natural grass. Price
S25 per acre.
NO. IS; 800 acres rolling upland; 30 acres broke,
balance in natural grass; this is a fine
tract of land, all suitable for cultivation; price
81. 900: located short distance northwest of
Hoisington-
NO. As; 1900 acres. combination wheat, corn.
alfalfa and cattle ranch. in southwest
portion of Barton county: partly river bottom
land good house. barn. granary. windmill: nice
grove and orchard all fenced; price $40 per acre;
this is rare bargain. Terms reasonable.
NO II; leo acres near Pawnee Rock: so acres in
grass, balance cultivated; all fenced:
room house: big barn. 1886 and shed 12x36;
granary 1Sx1s. chcken-house. WE'LL windmill, tank;
good orchard; price 81 500; half cash, balance
on easy terms.
NO As; A good quarter near Dundee for $500.
This is a good wheat quarter, and q
bargain; Easy terms.
NO &C: 16O acres of fine land near Albert, for
$500
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06

he seemed to think that he. could
ya2k it out of its socket and drag it
across the room if he could only find
the right angle at which to pull.
First he would head in one direction,
until his eyes hung out over his
cheeks and his neck swelEed up until
it would fit No. 20 collar. and then.
looking. around and seeing that the
door amb was not following him, he
would slow up and start out in some
other direction. After awhile it be-
gan to dawn on him that he was MAX
ing no Roadway and so he unhitched
and quit.
But he seemed determined to de-
stroy his home. He went to another
room, where he tried to pull down
the ceiling by means of a two-inch
rope which he found hanging there.
He threw his whole weight upon it
but without effect. Seeing that de-
feat was once more staring him in
the face he began to walk up the
rope by means of his hands. When
nearly to the ceiling he stopped,
took the slack out of his arms and
hung there at half-mast.
He remained in that condition for
IOHS t1IHc- OccdSiOHd1iN he WCuIO
show signs of life, and jerk and shud-
der as though overcome by some
great grief. It was indeed sad to see
a man who had once enjoyed the dis
tinction of being brainy skinning up
a rope in his own dining-room like
a scared monkey 1t seemed too bad
to think of "a man who had once been
as smart and sassy as anybody hold
ing himself aloof from society by
means of hemp rope and hanging
there in midair like a wet sock
Slowly the seconds turned them
selves into moments and one by one
he hung there about six feet above
civilization and refused either to
come down or go up a little higher
and beat out his brains against the
| ceiling.
/ After awhile the thought seemed to
occur to him that he could not posi-
bly, hope to remain in that position
many days more. So he began to
make preparations for his return.
| Instead of walking down on his
hands he attempted to execute as
| best he could under the circum-
| stances a feat known in parliamen-
tary usage and classical poety as
si<inning the cat
This consists of hanging onto any
given object and then throwing the
/ shoulders ont of joint in such man
ner that the body of the artist will
| pass over his own head. As he does
] % his feet rero1ve on their axes while
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06
Great Bend City.

NO 500 A: Story and a half, q room house, nicely
located in the best residence district
center tlot 5o11so nice IsWl and shade trees. barn
and other out6uiidinss, Lays plate ass window
in dining room Price, 81 sou, terms 81 ,0eS cash
and halal-re ON easy time
> lots, east of Santa Fe depot, for $50.
Terms cash.
NO. 5os; nice block Of land, we'll located and
elo~s in, east OF Main street, no improve
ments, fer $500 Terms cash
NO. 5Gs; Nice block of ground, partly set 10
peaches and small fruit, room house,
barn for horses southeast part of city, for $780,
NO. 500: good square four room house and ; 50
foot lots. house in frst-cis>s cOadit. on,
east of Main Street, for $780,
NO sos; room house, lot 7sx1 10. nice shade
trees and grape arbor. good barn. so''d
cellar under house, blocks from business center
of town. east end. price slloO-
NO. 507; A beautiful block OF land. with fue
story and a half house, well shade trees,
% al in southwest Part of town. two blocks west
Main street for only 1890.
NO sos; 9 room two story house. good barn,
large lot in south part OF city; OF
the most pleasant locations in the city, for only
$500
NO. sos: 2 story, S room house in east end. 1e0x
14O foot lot. splendid location; price on
application.
NO. $40: One story. six room house, lot 50x140.
barn, shade trees. nice lawn, bath room,
in west end, close in. for only $500.
NO. 5II; Half block nice ground southeast of
College Building; make offer.
NO. 5l3: 6 room house in west end, lot as foot
front; good barn, nice orchard, shade
trees. blue grass lawn, brick walk; this is one OF
the most desirable locations in Great Bend. Price
and terms on application.
NO. 514; One story, frame. room house. good
barn, I40xl50 feet of GROUND, water
works, blue grass lawn, shade trees, front and
north, west end of town; price and terms quoted
on application.
NO. Sis; 10 room story modern house with all
the latest improvements, located in the
best portion of the city, for 81. O0o
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06
Stafford County.

NO. 50: $50 acres in northwest mart os s..-.o-.
County, Lincoln township; ali nIce
smooth black sandy loan, so acres in pasture
balance IN cuinvsilon- good ) room house: , veil-
ana pumps. good stable and shedding niceoxczarr
orchard started; Price only S6,eD0.
No 81: Ice acres in Lincoln township: GOOD :
room house; barn and grAnary: soo5
Wen and windmill; - acres in grass and f-ncesi
aud balance in cultivation: soil sandy ls,,,
suitable for either wheat corn, Price $SOoe
NO %; 100 acres adjoining sAovs Quarter All in
cultivation. no Improvements GOOD land
for whest or corn Price =, 80.
NO %; Half section good farm land: 40 aeress,
from station; Price s. CO. =
NO 81; $50 acres, all in cultivation .sll soo;l
smooth land, no improvements. neAr
Seward. Price q. 500.
NO S. leo acres one mile from Seward. 50 scrs-
under fence. 50 acres in cultivation,
room house, good well and Windmill. price as =
no. Sc, nice quarter near Hudson for SIS, q,
These are only few of the many tracts we hs...
for sale in Stafford County
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06

HERE seems to be a wild
and ungovernable desire
upon the part of the Amer
lean. people this winter to
convert the home into
gymnasium. There is a ira
peze swinging in the arch
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06
Choice Real Estate Bargains.
Desirable Property in Great Bend
and Barton County, Kansas.

NO ~; 4 ane improved r.ace near Dundee Tor
SEQ.
NO. IS; 16e acree of smooth wheat land in Fair
view township. - acres in pasture:
balance under Gu lsivatians all fenced with 4 and
wires price only =, seG
NO. 49, good quarter in Grant township for
$3.50; good wheat land
We have many other tracts which We will be
pleased TO show prospective buyers
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06
We can. fit you out with
almost anything in the way
of ranches. Here are a few
choice bargains

NO 81, ranch of Ia sections. 10 $50 acres in
Logan County. situated on a fne living
stream of water, - quarters of this lane j. tteced
land. quarters of school land leased fOrs5 years
and IL sections of free range RlI enclosed N
miles of fence, divided into large pastures and
small feeding pastures. 500 acres of bottom land
to II feet to water, suitable for alfalfa. Ditch
right for the use of water for irrigation, and 81
acres now under food, and 500 acres more capshle
of being Hooded and irrigated. 9 stone houses
16x24, ice house 14xI4. nice young apple orchard
stables each l6xSO. built of etone. 100 loads sOf
nne building stone now on premises ready for the
erection OF large dwelling This is without doubt
one OF the finest ranches in Western Kansas and a
good place to make money. This ranch will easily
keep one thousand head of cattle the year round
Price quoted on application
NO So, 5000 acres in Hamilton County. in quarter
section tracts in various parts of the
county. Price 81 per acre.
No 60, GO acres of wheat land in Scott County
1 mile from station. $50 acres in cultiva-
ton, balance grass. Price 2. $50
NO. 81, LOCO acres enclosed in fence. in Scott
County. $500 acres of decided land,
balance free pasture. 10 miles running water,
Price only 81, 900.
NO. g., 40 acres decided land Z sections enclosed
with 10 miles of fencing which may be
leased. 8 room house sheds for 500 head of cattle
cultivation. natural spring which flows the year
round. wells and windmills.s reservoirs sand
tanks, this ranch is located in Scott County Price
$1,000.
NO &c, $50 ranch in Hodgeman County,
living water, al fenced, mifAs from
venient IN Jetnore where there is skimmiOs
station which makes this ranch desirable for dairy
purposes. Price only $1,000.
NO 81, 15 90 acres in Hamilton and Kearney
counties. in bodies of from 10 ten
sections, price Sl-5o per acre to IS per acre
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06
HARRY DANIELS
=MINOR==
OBSERVATIONS
THE HOME as a GYMNASIUM.
Copyrights. isOs. by HsrrS Danisl.

-E@ HERE seems to be wild
e{lEEsM and ungovernable desire
ZS1k upon the part of the Amer
OH lean. people this winter to
SL,W0SV convert the home into a
~ gymnasi SUM. There is a ira
peze swinging in the arch
between the parlor and the hall, and
there is rowing machine and a
horizontal bar in the sitting-room.
Out in the kitchen mother has put
on a pair of boxing gloves with her.
self and. is taking lessons from a
self-instructor by stne absent treat
ment. When father comes home at
night he throws his overcoat in the
corner, and begins to hitch himself
upein harness that makes him look
like fire horse.
We saw man hitch himself up
in a set of single harness the other
day and try TO pull one of his door
jambs out by the roots, until he got
purple around the gills. He put on
bride with straight bit, and pair
of heavy-draft names. Then he put
on his traces and fastened them to
the door-jamb, frightened his girth
and check-rein, clucked to himself
and started across the room in a
westerly direction.
He travelled on until he had gotten
all the slack out of mis- traces and
then he came to a halt. For a mo-
ment he paved around among the
rugs and champed his bit Impatient
ly, and then, putting his head down,
he began to pull like a Clydesdale.
HE harness orOanad and crea EeC he
bumped up his back and wavered
from one side to the other like a
mule in a. rut, but the door-jamb
didn't move. We could have told
him while he was hitching up that
the load would probably be a little
too much for him. Any man who
has ever had any experience in team
ing will tell you that a oor-jamb,
when it once gets imbedded in a wall,
is a mighty hard thing to haul. But
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06
Rouud to Keen Them,

Mamma-Don't be selfish. Let youf
baby brother play with your marbles a
little while.
Tommy-But he means to keep them
siways-
''Oh, guess not"
81 guess yes; he's swallered EN-
Philadelphia Press.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06
The New Rich.

The Snobsonly Woman's club pre-.
pared to vote on new members
"Any proposals." asked the presi.
dent.
I'D like to put up Mrs. Histreet,'
announced a large, man-faced woman
Mrs Overfed proposes Mrs. Hi
street" said the president. ANY re.
marks?"
a dozen members demanded the
floor.
Mrs. President" said one, Eve can't
afford to. let this Histreet woman in
She's the newest of the new-rich.''
When" asked the president, '-diG
her coal Gomez
Yesterday"
For once the man-faced woman wa:
in hopeless Nnority, as the blackballs
showed.-Newark Evening News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-03-06
shnwtnr On I'm 1908.

Mrs. Grigg-CoaI is wonderfully
precious nowadays.
Mrs Hobbs-Yes, indeed; we have
our loads dumped at the front steps
SO the whole neighborhood can see
them-Detroit Free Press
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-13

It is said that the new automobile
purchased by the shah of Persia is the
slowest machine ever manufactured.
The shah probably figured that wen he
would have TO go slow about introduce
ing such things as automobiles in the
land Of Omar.
sRich gifts wax poor when givers
prove unkind," as Ophelia remarked
when she returned Hamlet's remem-
brances. Which reminds us that it is
better to be kind than to be generous.
Doubtless the English and German
army and navy officers hope that there
will be enough Of q commotion before
the Venezuela Incident is closed to start
the promotion mills
General Nold seems to- have displayed
a Commercials e degree OF unanimity in
making himself president Of the repub
lie Of Hasti
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-13
n Few of he 6bings
Carried By
OPENS q CLEMENS.

Corsets,
Ladies' and Children's Hose,
b q Waists.
Infants Reuber's Vests.
Table Linens and Napkins.
Silkoline and Cotton Batting.
Laces and Embroideries.
Sheeting and Pillow Casing.
Towels and Toweling.
Cambrics and Muslins.
Sateen and Creton.
Table Oil Cloth.
Ticking.
Foster Hose Supporters.
Silk and Leather Belts.
Belding Embroidery Silks.
Stamped Sofa Pillows and Doilies
All winter goods going at Gu
OWENS q CLEMENS,
St. Joe ST., RAPID Cry.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-13
H10nG TIT BOYS.
Interesting News Notes
From Black Hills News
paperdom. ~

The Custer Chronicle has always
been a mighty good local paper, but
Judging from its advertising patron
age it has been better than the
town really deserved. The Chroni-
Gle merits twice as much support
from the business men of the town
as it gets.
Charles Hoxie, mining editor Of
the Lead Call, Died in Deadwood, of
consumption last W eek, aged 49.
He had been in the Black Hills five
years, coming from California,
where he was born. He was one of
the ablest mining men in the coun-
try, and had operated in all parts of
the world.
The contest conducted by the
Northwest Post at Belle Fourche
has closed, and by the vote register
ed Miss Mary Alderman of that
town is declared to be the most pop
ular school ma am in Butte county.
She received $4,000 votes. And
while we're talking about the Post
we might say that that paper is
making a remarkable gain in circu
l%ation, having booked 43 new sub
scribers the past week.
ORIGIN OF THE DEVIL.
An old story is to the effect that
Gutenberg, the first printer, was
one night working hardathis trade
The devil was going around as us
ual. noting how his affairs prospered
He looked IN upon the laborin!
typo and grew curious. Finally h
came into the room and asked for al
explanation OF the new device. TIL
inventor told him all about il. TIL
more his majesty heard the bette
he liked the idea, and at last aske'
permission to take a turn at til
hand press from which Gutenber
was turning off numerous copies
with pleasure" The Satanic Wis
itor gave the lever a turn, and tn
printers lifted the impressed shee
and showed it to him. The dew
turned pale as he read the line a
the head Of the page, "Novum Tests
mentum New T~estiment.) H
staggered out of the doorway an
disappeared. But the recollectio
of what he assisted in printing ha
never left him, and from that day t
this whenever he gets a chance h
mixes up the type and causes all tn
printing error he can Thus he reI
~resents the original of that no,
common institution, the printer
: devil."
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-13

The palmist who told ]. Pierpont
Morgan that he vas utterly without
business ability is eligible to a position
In the weather bureau.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-13

e. b. Rhodes was in from View.
6eld Tuesday.
Hugh L. Brown was up from near
Vesta Saturday.
G. b. Schwartz of Creston was il
the city Tuesday.
Dan Hannif came down from Lead
Saturday evening.
T.. J.. M. Brown OF the GL was in
the city Saturday.
MISS Lucena Trissler is visiting
relatives in Speartish.
Col. A. j. Kellar of Hot Springs
spent Tuesday in town.
Mike Mckinney was in from Ca
sey Friday and Saturday.
Mrs. James HALEY is suffering
from an attack Of the grip.
w. Fl. Tompkins spent Sunday
with his family in this city.
A. D. Goddard was a keystone
visitor in the city Saturday.
G. M. Cleveland represented Hot
Springs in this city Tuesday.
Mrs. James HALEY vas a Friday
arrival home from Sioux Falls.
w. A. Taylor and Ben Rush were
down from Rockerville Tuesday.
Otto Anderson aud wife we're
down from Rockerville Tuesday.
J. @. Bouer and wife Of Fairburn
were Saturday arrivals to remain.
The late storm caused a consider
able loss in cattle on the open range.
Louis Dennis left Monday evening
for his home at Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
james w. Fowler is reported
quite sick at his home in Deadwood.
The cleanup at the Uncle Sam
mine for the past two weeks foots
up to IS, 1000.
Eugene Holcomb and wife return.
ed Monday from IN extended trip
east and south.
Earl Hoisington was an ARRIVAL
home from the northern Hills last
Friday evening.
Carleton Breeze and sister, Miss
Bessie, were Saturday evening arri-
walls from Lead.
Highest cash prices paid for al
kinds of raw furs.-L. Morris Co.,
Rapid City, S. D.
Miss Nellie Keenan, returned Sun
day evening from a visit with
friends in Sturgis.
Mrs. Chas. NJ. Fallon was made
happy Tuesday by the receipt of an
elegant new piano.
II you fail to read our "Pulpi
and Pew" column on the 9th page
you miss something good.
Thomas Welsh of White Owl was
in town Tuesday and remembered
The UNION in the right way.
Herbert McManus came dowr
from DeadWood Saturday evening
and spent Sunday with his mother.
Albert Anderson and wife Of Stur
gis were Monday evening arrivals
for a visit with relatives and friends
Miss Mills, who has been visiting
with Mrs. Geo. Avant in this city.
went to Hermosa Wednesday eve
ming.
For Sale-16O acres Of low timbe
six miles west Of Rapid City.-Fres
Gill, Spruce avenue, Deadwood
81 D. #ss
Read the new ad Of Schneider
Mueller, Omaha-the piano peopl,
Pianos sold on terms as low as SOL
per month.
For Sale-Three good grade Here
ford bull calves, very reasonable
III. Bryce Reed, Box l44, Rap
City, s. d.
Ed. Seve.y and wife have moved
from Grashull and are costly settls
iR the Stanton house east Of II
court house.
Mrs. Tragne e. Denton was
Sunday evening arrival from Les
for a visit with her aunt, Mr.
Thomas Drummer.
Wiliam Sheppard and Miss@M
%.ETN.|ZS G, $500 E$f19Xxly SSHg =, yYFgYfaESsTI
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-13

Meanwhile Germany will do well to
stick to the notion that she will acquire
no real estate in Venezuela.