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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-11-10
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1904.
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-11-10
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-11-10
IMMIGRATION LEAGUE.
Large Number Of Delegates
Meet in New Orleans,
(By Associated Press.)

NEW ORLEANS, Nov, s.dwith dele
gates from largs number of commercial,
industrial and agricultural organizations
present. the Four States Immigrati ol,
League was called totGrder by PRESIDENT
to-day. In the absence of Governor
Heard Tom Richardson welcomed the
delegates A v. Eastmans Of Lake
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Account Virginia Conference, M, r.
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Southern Hallway announces special rate
OF four cents per mile one way distance
for the round trip, from point on their,
lines in State OF Virginia and North Car
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from Richmond s4.S5. Tickets on sale
November 10th and 18th, final limit
November l9th
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District Passenger Agent.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
BROWNS CHAPEL.
Special to the News.

Special to the News.
There is protracted meeting going
on at Browns Chapel conducted by Rev.
McIntire.
w. E. Brown and Miss Delnah Nc
Intire were out buggy riding Monday.
L. D. NJ. Wall and Miss Ella Graham
were horseback riding Sunday.
Chas. Isbell returned home Saturday
to stay quite while.
]. II. Powell went to Chattanooga
Saturday.
w. c. Bronson and Miss McWear were
married Sunday and D. c. McWear gave
the happy couple fine dinner.
Directors elected for the sth school
district are w. X. Grayson, c. II. King
and J. " King.
Geo. W. White preached here on the
4th Sunday and dinner was served on
the grounds. Miss Coffelt was baptized
in the afternoon in the presence OF a
large crowd, Rev. White conducting the
service. Love-to-all.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03

Special to the News.
Howard Bracken, Mrs. Jennie Deak-
ms and Miss Emily Lee spent Thursday
in Dunlap and had quite pleasant
time.
Mrs. Jennie Deaklns, who has been
visiting Mrs. j, L. Lee, went to Chat
tanooga Friday.
Messrs. James, John Fred and Roscoe
Lee and DIR. Philips spent Friday in
Dunlap.
Miss Hester Thurman, who has been
visiting in Stevenson, Ala, returned
home Friday night,
Howard Bracken made business trip
to Pikeville Friday night.
Mis-. j. V. Rankin and children went
to Atpontly Saturday to visit her faith
or, Jas. Levan.
Chas. Reed is able to be out again
after having the measles,
Master Johnnie Lee, of Piksville, Wis
tied home folks Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Laura Levan spent Saturday
with Emily Lee.
]. S. Ferguson, of Pikeville, was in
the city Sunday morning.
Miss Loula Turner, of Atpontly is
the gresto her aunt, Mrs. j. S. Hum
BILE.
DR.. Philips and Fred and Jim Lee
went to Sequachee College Sunday af-
ternoou.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Humble have gone
to Chattanooga to visit Mr., ard Mrs.
Jas. Bell.
Roscoe Lee made business trip to
PikeYille Monday night.
Mrs. Kate McReynolds was the guest
of Mrs. Addie Lee Monday night
Jas. and Fred Lee attended church at
Wesley's Chapel Tuesday night
Misses Cora and Anna Smith, OF Day
ton are visiting their cousin, Emily
Lee. Guess Who.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
HERRIN, ILL.

Special to the News.
We had nice rain yesterday after a
long, hot, dry spell, 1t is much cooler.
We had wreck on the railroad yes
terday in which one of the brakesmen
was killed.
Geo. Davidson left last Wednesday.
The protracted meeting is still in
progress at Squirrel Ridge conducted by
Bro. Wade.
Mrs. Clayton is spending this week
at j. NJ. Turner's.
Mr.. Browns house was struck by
lightning the other night and burned,
John Harris and Aaron Turner went
out Sunday to look over the new rail-
road that the company is grading
through by Squirrel Ridge to Viewer to
run coal from the new shaft.
Lee Turner who has been very i'll, is
improving fast.
Mrs. McMere went to Carterville Sun.
day. Who now.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
PARAMOUNT.
Special to the News.

Special to the News.
Everybody and his wife eats ice
cream here now,
Miss Cora Conner spent Saturday in
Chattanooga,
Miss Ella Graham visited friends and
relatives in Cedar Spring Saturday and
Sunday.
Ask Miss Carrie who fell into that
mud hole Saturday night
Ed Lusk went to town Saturday.
Mrs. ]. T. Brown is on the sick list
Miss Emily Brown entertained num-
Der of friends Saturday night They
were Misses Lille, Ebba and Olga John
son, Cora and Carrie Conner and Messrs,
John Shannon, Val Johnson, John Kell
and o. S. Stewart The hours glided a.
way playing games and eating ice
cream.
Miss Emma Rogers has returned home
after pleasant visit to relatives here.
Mrs. Annie Lewis and children have
returned to Niota, Tenn, after stay
OF month on the ridge.
C. E. Rogers spent Sunday at Hixson,
G. w. Smith and John Brymer at.
tended church at Sawyers Sunday
night. U. S.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
FARRIER SWITCH.

Special to the News.
Visiting is the order OF the day,
Geo. Condry was here Tuesday
DIR. Schultz was on our streets Monday
Miss Phoebe Hancock is sick.
b. Hudson was here Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs. John McGuirt were
here Thursday.
Morris WestmOrelAnd was here Tues
day.
John Quarles spent Saturday and Sun,
day visiting relatives here.
Mrs. Fannie Lawson visited Mrs.
Myers Sunday.
David Hoge was at Mr., Myers Sunday
eating melon.
Mrs. May Pennington was here Mon
day.
Ask Willie Rabons II that watermel,
on tasted sweet Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gross spent Sunday eve
at Mr.. Hancock's.
DR.. Turner was here Thursday.
Ben West was here Friday.
Oscar Myers was all smiles Thurs.
day while making molasses.
II. Hancock was In town this week
shopping.
Oscar and Alfred Hancock Of Pleasant
Grove, visited here Sunday.
w, D. Haynes was seen here Sunday.
Henry Hancock went across Sequach-
90 river to see kinfolks Sunday
John Dame was seen here this week.
II. H. Hancock and wife were in town
shopping last week.
Mrs. Addie Rogers and ye writer went
to South Pittsburg Monday of this
week on business
Miss Ada Rogers is on the sick list
this week. We hope she will soon re-
cover
Geo. Hudson was seen on our streets
one day this week.
w. b. Rogers say that he is going &c
have candy pulling to sweeten up the
boys and girls.
Well, cabbage is plentiful, and VIC
have seen no snakes yet and will keeT
on eating them until we see the snakes
whom we will stop eating. Bluebell.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
R. F. Rogers, of Victoria, adds
his name to our lists this week.
WATCH US GROW.
PINE GROVE.

Special to the News.
Crops look fine but need rain.
People are afraid to eat their cabbage
now on account Of snakes.
Carol Griffith has returned from the
ridge where he has been attending .
meeting. He reported good time.
A. Burnett passed through here Sun
day.
Miss Jennie Campbell went to Jasper
Friday.
Mr.. Spangler passed through here
the other day en- route to Jasper with q
fine load Of water melons.
Rev. Knox, of Inman. visited James
Campbell Saturday. He reported his
wife, who has been sick for some time,
as much better.
Bob Owens and Charlie May are 60
ing to attend the writing school so they
can correspond with the girls.
Jas. Campbell is improving slowly.
Arthur Barnett and Miss Minnie May
were out walking Sunday.
We expect to hear wedding bells soon.
Miss Jennie Campbell, a charming
young lady went to So. Pittsburg, to
have a tooth pulled.
Az Burnett says he is tired Of baching
and he was going to have wife II he
had to 60 to Cuba after her. We sup
pose he has gone as we haven't seen him
him in several days. We wish him
good luck. Don't give up, Az, II at
first you don't succeed try, try again.
Mr.. Rutledge and John Martin, Of
Whitwell, were at Jas. Campbell's Sun
day.
BrownloW Barnett was bitten by a
copper head snake Sunday.
Charley and Tom Campbell, Jim
Turner, Ellie Barnett Walter Crozier
and Jim Hoge are in the saw log bust
ness on Cedar mountain.
Mrs. Annie Campbell went to Jasper
Wednesday.
Johnny AIKEN passed through here
Saturday on his way to the mountain.
heard a certain girl say that Az
Burnett looked as sweet as a peach
Sunday. Adieu. Diamond Joe.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03

J. B. Levan, of Atpontly, was in town
Tuesday.
D. F. Chaudoin, of Delphi, arrived
here Tuesday night
Miss Cleo Chastain, of Whitwell, is
visiting Miss Laurel Crozier.
]. II. Vinsant and family, OF near
Union Grove, were hear Sunday.
R. f, Rogers, of Union Grove, was
circulating among friends here Monday.
c. c. Alder and family, Of near
Springdale, attended the singing Sun
day.
Miss Minnie Haynes, after a visit to
parents here, returned to Chattanooga
Monday.
Miss Daisy Sewell, of Tracy City,
has been visiting Mr. and Mrs. Leonard
Rogers this week.
Rev. w. T. Dngan will preach at I'M
ion Grove on the 4th Sunday of this
month, and also on the Saturday night
preceding that date.
just received A nice lot Of New
Country Sorghum, sweet and luscious,
at Coldwell & Chaudoin's. Come quick
to get the first of the season, which is
standard in quality.
Best weekly paper in the United
States: The Chattanooga Weekly News.
More than 10000 news items in each is
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while you have the chance. If
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
MCPHERSON, TENN.

Special TO the News.
Visiting is the order OF the day
Arthur Newell Of Chattanooga, was
the guest OF S. f. King Tuesday.
Mrs. Williamson died Saturday and
was buried Sunday
Made Carbon OF Chattanooga, was
the admired guest Of Miss Dosia King
one day last week,
Mr.. Wattenbargor is slowly improving
Ifyou want to sec Miss Sarepta Allen
make goo goo eyes ask her who escort
ed her home Sunday.
Mr.. George Melton and Miss Laura
Grison wore married Aug. 10th. We
wish them a long and happy life,
Clemmie King made a flying trip to
Hoopertown Sunday. Wonder what at,
tracts his attention. Some pretty girl,
| guess.
II you want to see a certain girl smile
just ask her when did she hear from
the ridge.
Hugh Vincent attended church at Mt.
Harmony Sunday,
Geo. Gearln called on Miss Minnie
Champin Sunday.
Ask Jim Allen how he likes to sing
Blue Jacket"
A large crowd from Hopewell attend
ed church at Mt. Harmony Sunday.
Bill Plank and Rastus NARROW was
oat muskrat hunting Sunday eve.
Walter Gilbreath called on his best
girl Sunday.
Wonder how Jim Ross likes to ride
wheel.
c. II. and j. " King of Paramount
who have been visiting homo folks,
returned home. Willow.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
will Exhibit Fruits.

Mr.. G. Sherman, of Sequachee, writes
the commission saying he will take
pleasure in sending fruits for the con-
tinuous fruit exhibit at the worlds fair;
and be will also send an exhibit Of wines
made from bis grapes 10 constitute a
part Of the Tennessee exhibit Mr..
sherman assures the commission that
he Is very much interested in getting
up creditable display for the state and
he will do everything in his power 10
assist Knoxville Journal and Tri.
bune.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
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Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
LONE OAK.

Special to the News
Meeting is the order Of the day.
A protrActed meeting was conducted
here last week by Rev. 7. II. King.
There was singing at Browns Chapel
Sunday with w. X. GrAyson leader.
L. d. McIntire and family attended
services at Browns Chapel Sunday. AL
so Chas. King, ]. V, King, and Hamil
Grayson from Chattanooga. The sing.
ing was much enjoyed. Y
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
A TEXAS WONDER.
Halls Great Discovery.

One small bottle of the Texas Won
dar Halls Great Discovery, cures all
kIdnev and bladder troubles, removes
gravel, cures diabetes, weak and lame
hacks, rheumatism and all irregulari-
ties Of the kidneys and bladder in both
men and women, regulates bladder
trouble in children. If not sold by your
druggist. will be sent by mail on re-
oeipt OF 81. One small bottle is two
months treatment and will cure any
case above mentioned. DIR. E. w. Hall,
sole manufacturer. z. o. Box 500, St.
Touis. Mo. Send for testimonial. Sold
by al druggists.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
REAp THIs.

Little Rock, Ark, Dec. 10, 1902.
To DR.. E. w. Hall, St. Louis, Mo-
mar Sir: We have been selling your
STsras Wonder, Halls Great Discovery,
for Years, and recommend 1t to anyone
.vfaring with any kidney, bladder and
,heumatic trouble as being the best
remedy we have ever sold.
Yours truly,
- J. Il. DOwDY.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
WATCH US GROW.

S. d. Station, Of Dunlap, renews
his subscription.
WATCH US GROW.
Col. Austin Coppinger, Of Cop,
pinger Cove, continues to read the
News.
WATCH US GROW.
Mrs. Terra Smith, of .Whiteside,
renews her subscription through
Austin Coppinger, Of Coppinger
Cove.
WATCH US GROW.
Mrs. Belle Oyler, of Batelle, Ala,
has her subscription renewed this
week by Austin COppinger,
WATCH US GROW.
A. G. Chaudoin, of Sequachee,
has his subscription renewed this
week.
WATCH US GROW.
]. B Levan, Of Atpontly, renews
his subscription to the News.
WATCH US GROW.
Miss Emma Broken, Of White
sides, Tenn, renews for the:best pa
per in the valley.
WATCH. US GROW.
Miss Eta Cope, of WhitwelI, or.
ders the News through our agent.
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DR.. o. F. McNabb, of Whitwell,
pays his esubscription this week
through our agent, Geo. W, Lewis.
WATCH US GROW. =,
DR.. U. P. McNabb, Big Spring,
Tenn, will continue to read the
read the News sent him by his son,
DR., 0. F. McNabb, of Whitwell.
WATCH US GROW.
Jas. Carlock, of So, Pittsburg, or
ders the News.
WATCH US GROW.
r. F. Rogers, of Victoria, adds
his name to our lists this week.
WATCH US GROW.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03

Jas. Carlock, of So, Pittsburg, or,
ders the News.
WATCH US GROW.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03
], B Levan, Of Atpontly, renews
his subscription to the News.
WATCH US GROW.

Miss Emma Broken, Of White
sides, Tenn, renews for the:best pa
per in the valley.
WATCH. US GROW.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03

Miss Eta Cope, of WhitwelI, or.
ders the News through our agent.
WATCH US GROW.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03

S. d. Station, Of Dunlap, renews
his subscription.
WATCH US GROW.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-09-03

DR.. U. P. McNabb, Big Spring,
Tenn, will continue to read the
read the News sent him by his son,
DR.. o. F, McNabb, of Whitwell.
WATCH US GROW.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-11-19
HOMEsPUS PHILOSOPHY.
Life's April showers often follow
a wedding march.

Lies April showers often follow
a wedding march.
The most some people do for a
living is to breathe.
A tooth that aches generally feels
as big as an acre.
There are no exchange tickets on
the road to success.
A fire insurance policy won't do q
man any good after he is dead.
A man generally shows his worst
side when we get the best of him.
There are always two sides to a
question our side and the wrong side.
The hen-pecked man doesn't feel
like bird when his wife makes him
quail.
II is better to be disappointed in
love than to be disappointed in mar
rage.
Most women look out for No. T.,
but the widow is on the watch for
No. 2.
A floating population is not neces-
sarily composed of those who are In
the swim.
The peacemaker may be unable to
sew on a button, but he can patch
up quarrel.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-11-19
OUR CLUBBING LIST.

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Here are some of the leading papers
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The Argus and St. Louis Twice
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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-11-19

Spooner. He had read OF the Pat
agonians in history. and he did not
believe that money got through lot
tory scheme would elevate their
moral standard. That same money,
however, il judiciously expended
in buying wooden legs and killing
off potatoe bugs would bring bless
ings to mankind. The deacon
grew enthusiastic as he talked, and
he decided to take two tickets.
Then Good Fellow DAVIS. True
man Chaplain and Moses Taylor
wcreN struggled with and became
the possessors of ticket apiece,
and at the end of fortnight the 40
tickets had been sold and G. Gentle
had taken his dyspepsia to some
other locality.
The night when the lists arrived
in Jericho will long be remembered
by every citizen of the town. Not
ticket-holder had drawn prize
or come within a mile Of it. There
was no G. Gentle to lay hands on,
but there were others who needed
walking on, and they were slam
med and banged and left where they
fell. The constable could do no.
thing except to wait until the last
man had tired himself out and gone
home, and then he left the wounded
in the fence corners and sought
his own bed.
G. Gentle had gone and pocket
ed Saoo in cash, and G.. Gentle
had vanished and left 30 eminent
citizens to kick shins, pull hair and
black one another's eyes.
On the next Sunday the heather
contributions in the two churches
fell to two cents and a button, and
to tins day the ministers are not
snre what caused the sudden and
awfully scaling down.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-11-19
% havs been s,ssa aaa ,osalIy sna. %

-four have bcen green and totally rnht TO
eat.
August sth. Found a table napkin In
place OF my handkerchief when got on the
street car this morning. and more than 20
passengers Uttered and gigglcd. 1 intended
TO raise row when l got home. but thought
OF better thing. The next time we have
discussion shall spring Il on Mrs
Bowser 10 way TO Jar her all over. II will
be useless for her 70 say that am absent
minded and that she has seen me try 10 put
the pepper box into my cigar case. II Is
the duty Of a wife TO see that her husband
makes no such mistakes. n the discussion
u pretty hot you can say that half the
collars and cuffs you buy are used for aat
iron holders or kindiing wood
Here Mr.. Bowscr's memoranda came TO
an end and Mrs. Bowser sat down aud
wrote under them:
Take Notlce.-when the next family
discussion comes of accuse Mr.. Bowser
OF buying eight different and worthless FIRE
escapes; two new mich cows which went
dry In week three family horses which
went blind or lame; four dozen hens which
1880 '''>* "h tktf thtt1 pigs WniCu sQuSaI-
ed all night and had to be turned Into the
street: two balloons which wouldn't 20 up;
one bike which he cannot ride slock In
four worthless mines; one rat extermInator
which only Increased the number OF rats.
and one hundred other things too numerous
TO MENTION"
The book was left on his dresser. and az
he searched for collar button he saw Il
and realized that his case had been flung
out OF court. When he had read the
annex" he descended to the sitting room.
and standing stiffly before Mrs. Bowser
he said
Madam. remember who am and who
you are, and don't try any ofyour sarcasms
on me. Should you think best to 90 back
home to your mother. let me say that the
train leaves at 10 O'Clock In the morning1
and that divorce can be arranged for
without publicity"