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The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1903-04-09
A Prominent Minister Recommends Chamber
lain's Collie. Cholera and DiarrhRa Remedy

Rev. Francis J. Davidson, pastor of
the st. Matthew Baptist church and
president of the Third District Baptist
Association, 2731 Second St, New Or
leans, writes as follows 81 have used
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhea Remedy for cramps and pains
in the stomach ana found it excellent.
1t is in fact the best cramp and collie
remedy / have ever used. Also several
of my parishioners have used it with
equally satisfactory results" For sale
by all druggists.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1903-04-09
Too Great a Risk.

Areliable remedy for bowel complaints
should always be kept at hand. The
risk is too great for anyone to take.
Chamber lain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhea Remedy never fails and when
reduced with water is pleasant to take.
For sale by all druggists.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1903-04-09
A Good Word for Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy.

''In December, 1900, I had severe
cold and was so hoarse that l could not
speak above a whisper, says Allen Da-
Wis, of Freestone, N. Y. 81 tried sew
eral remedies, but got no relief until l
used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,
one bottle of which cured me. Twill
always speak good word for that med
icine." For sale by all druggists.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1903-04-09
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot Ease. Ii rests the feet.
Cures oorns, bunions, ingrowing nails,
swollen and sweating feet, Atall drug
gists, CSC. Ask today.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
The Stomach Is The Man.

A weak stomach weakens the
man, because it cannot transform
the food he eats into nourishment.
Health and strength cannot be re-
stored to any sick man or weak wo-
man without first restoring health
and strength to the stomach. A
weak stomach cannot digest enough
food to feed the tissues and revive
the tired and run down limbs and
organs of the body. Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure cleanses, purifies,
sweetens and strengthens the
glands and membranes of the stom-
ach and cures indigestion, dyspep-
STA and all stomach trouble. IS.
Freeman & Son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
A Remarkable Case.

One of the most remarkable cases
of a cold, deep-seated on the lungs,
causing pneumonia, is that of Mrs.
Gertrude E. Fenner, Marion, Ind,
who was entirely cured by the use
of One Minute Cough cure. She
says: "The coughing and strain
ing so weakened me that l ran down
in weight from 148 to 90 pounds. !
tried a number Of remedies to no
avail until l used One Minute Cough
Cure. Four bottles of this wonder
full remedy cured me entirely of the
cough, strengthened my lungs and
restored me to my normal weight,
health and strength" R. S. Free
man & Son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
When Uncle Sam Gets Sensible.
JOSEPH MAIINS.

JOSEPH MAl1NS.
It's said that "once upon time'-thus does
the tale begin,
At lunatic asylum which had many patients
in,
An attendant had to show batch of visitors
around
And explain to them the meaning of each
novel sight and sound;
And many were the questions the attendant
had to meet,
AS to diet, clothing, exercise and tempers-
sour or sweet?
As to when the patients went to bed?" and
then How long they stayed?'
And "if the patients went to church," and ''if
they sang and prayed?"
And, finally the visitors inquired show one
could tell
How patients could with safety be discharged
as being wel?"
"I'n tell YOU the attendant said; 'just step
into this square
You see that horse trough nearly full of water
standing there;
Above it is a water-tap from which to fill the
trough;
And if we want to empty it this ladle is
enough.
Now we have found that patients who were
crazed when they came here,
But who, in time, seemed to regain their facul-
ties quite clear,
May still be weak in reasoning on causes and
effects,
And so we have to find way to test their
intenects.
And many prove they still are crazed, by fall
ing in the trap
Which we devise to test them with, this very
trough and tap.
We turn the tap on so that soon the trough
would overflow;
Then bring the patient to it and to him we
plainly show
We want the water emptied from the over
flowing trough
And we hand him this ladle-and the rest is
plain enough
For if he's still demented he keeps ladling
away,
But leaves the tap still running-as it would dc
all the day;
And so he labors on and on without the least
effect;
AS fast as he can ladle out, the tap flows in
unchecked.
But if he has his senses he knows what to do
of course
He puts an end to the supply by turning off the
source
Methinks this simple incident conveys to me
and you,
A lesson which should teach us all just what
we ought to do,
We seek to stay intemperance-to dry its dire
full flood,
Reclaiming the Incorporate and striving to dc
good;
But while we rescue many, yet the licensed
tap still flows,
And make yet other victims to unutterable
woe;
And thus our task seems endless, as it will be
till we die,
Unless we check it at it's source by stopping
the supply.
For moral suasion, by itself, drinklords don't
care a rap;
But when Uncle Sam gets sensible, he'll sim
ply stop the tap
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
Offered Her RESIGNATION.

The Secretary of the Passmore
Club attributes her recent gain II
strength and additional energy tc
the use of DR.. Gossom's S Oxygen
Tonic Tablets. They built her ur
after she was so run down that she
offered her resignation as secretary
Club duties, household require,
ments and society obligations are
less irksome when there is full en-
ergy and abundant nerve force,
such as DR.. Gossom's Oxygen Tonic
Tablets furnish. They are so cents
a box yet worth thousands at c. R,
Taggart's.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
Tragedy AVerted.

Gust in the nick of time our lit
tie boy was saved" writes Mrs. w
Watkins of Pleasant City, Ohio
Pneumonia had played sad havoc
with him and terrible cough set in
besides. Doctors treated him, but
he grew worse every day. At length
we tried DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, and our darling
was saved. He's now sound, and
we'll" Everybody ought to know
it's the only sure cure for Coughs,
Colds and all Lung diseases.
Guaranteed by c. R. Taggart, drug
gist. Price SOC and $1.00. Trial
bottles free.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
More piots.

Disturbances of strikers are not
nearly as grave as an individual
disorder of the system. Overwork,
loss of sleep, nervous tension will
be followed by utter collapse, un-
less a reliable remedy is Immediate
ly employed. There's nothing so
efficient to cure disorders of the
Liver or Kidneys as Electric Bitters.
It's a wonderful tonic, and effective
nervine and the greatest all around
medicine for run down systems. 1t
dispels Nervousness, Rheumatism
and Neuralgia and expels Malaria
germs. Only SOC, and satisfaction
guaranteed by C. R. Taggart, drug
gist.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
The Work of Man and the Work of
Woman.
BY COUNT LEO TOLSTOI.

The calling of every individual,
man or woman, consists in serving
mankind. The service of mankind
resolves itself into two parts:
First.-The improvement of the
lot of living men and women.
Second. II he perpetuation Of
mankind itself.
To the former men are chiefly
called, since the possibility of the
latter service is denied them. To the
second women are called, as they
are exclusively capacitated therefor.
However zealously man may oc-
cupy himself by increasing his
pleasures, by idle musings and by
social activity, his work will not be
fruitful, 1t will be fruitful only
when it is directed toward lessening
the evils of mankind originating in
want, ignorance and false social
institutions.
So it is with the calling of woman.
The bearing, nursing and rearing
of children will be useful to man
kind only when she shall so educate
her children that they will become
the best type of men and women
and workers for mankind.
According to my view, she will
be the ideal woman who, after hav'
ing assirnilated the highest view of
life of the age in which she lives,
shall devote herself to her service
as a woman, to her inexorably ap-
pointed calling of bearing, nursing
and educating the greatest possible
number of children, who will be
capable of serving mankind accord
ing to the view of life imbibed from
her.
But how about those who have no
children; who do not enter the mar
ried state, or who are widows? They
will do well to take part in the mani
fold 1abors of men.
To see a young woman capable OF
bearing children employed at mems
work will ever be deplorable.
To see such woman is like the
sight of rich loan that is covered
with gravel for a place of prone
made. 1t is still more deplorab1e,
as this soil could have produced
only grain, while the woman could
have produced that which is price
less and than which there is nothing
higher-man..
And she alone can accomplish
that.
La grippe coughs yield quickly to
the wonderful curative qualities OF
Fo1ey's Honey and Tar. There is
nothing else Just as good" Sold
by c. r. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
After La Grippe-What?

Usually a hacking cough and a
general feeling of weakness, often
leading to fatal results after the
patient is supposed to have passed
the danger point. Foley's Honey
and Tar is guaranteed TO cure the
grippe cough" and make you
strong and we'll. 1t never fails to
stop cough if taken in time. Take
no substitutes. Sold by c. R.
Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

The best pill meath the stars and stripes
1t cIeanses the system and never gripes.
Little Early Risers of worldly repute-
Ask for DeWitt's and take no substitute.
A small pill, easy to buy, easy to
take and easy to act, but never fail
ing in results. DeWitt's Little
Early Risers arouse the secretions
and act as a tonic to the liver, cur
ing permanently. R. S. Freeman &
Son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
1t Saved His Leo.

P. A. Danforth of Lagrange, Ca,
suffered for six months with a
frightful running sore on his leg;
but writes that Bucklen's Arnica
Salve wholly cured it in five days.
For Ulcers, Wounds, Piles, it's the
best salve in the world. Cure
guaranteed. Only Is cents at c. R.
Taggart druggist.
Even in choosing to be miserable
we are happy, since there is happi-
ness in every act of choice.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

The United States suspended
specie payments Jan. l, 1862, and
resumed specie payments Jan. l,
1879. At the latter date there was
in the United States treasury gold
coin and bullion to the amount of
$135, 00O,O 900 and 100000 in sill
yer
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
figures Tell.

Last month there were sold $3.50
boxes of DR.. Gossom's Oxygen
Tonic Tablets in radius of $3.50
square miles and we received ], IA
letters testifying to the truth and
merit of our guarantee, to put new
works into old frames, as it were,
give new life to WORKOUT systems,
help build up the tired nerves that
cause so many cases of, blues or
dependency, which frequently re-
suit disastrously. Take DR.. Cos
SONS Oxygen Tonic Tablets; they
build you up. Free sample and
booklet at c. R. Taggart's.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

A cold at this time if neglected is
liable to cause pneumonia which is
so often fatal, and even when the
patient has recovered the lungs are
weakened, making them peculiarly
susceptible to the development of
consumption. Foley's Honey and
Tar will stop the cough, heal and
strengthen the lungs and prevent
pneumonia. Sold by C. R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
At "a Mixed Dinner.

Excuse me, sir, but haven't we met
before? Your face is strangely famil-
lar"
Eyes, madam; our host introduced us
to each other just before dinner"
"Ah. was positive.I had seen you
somewhere. l never forget a face
Exchange.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
FoIey's Honey and Tar

Cures coughs and colds.
Cures bronchitis and asthma.
Cures Group and whooping cough.
Cures pneumonia and la grippe.
Cures hoarseness and bronchia
trouble. Sold by C. R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
nehnite Dissertation.

Johnny, it isn't tobacco sauce, it is
tabasco. Now, don't let me hear you
calling it wrong again.
mo, mamma"
Two hours later at dinner-"M Mamma,
1 want some of that-that-tha red
headed sauce that makes you mad
Washington Times.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Anthracite coal has been found
nowhere in the world except in
Pennsylvania and there it is con-
fined to about six counties. 1t con-
tains 90 per cent of carbon.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

An editor relates the following:
When first he came to see her, he
showed timid heart; and even
when the light was low they sat
this far apart, but as
their love grew warmer, they learned
its joy and bliss and sat closeup1ike-
this -
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
A Card.

We, the undersigned, do hereby
agree to refund the money on So
cent bottle of Greene's Warranted
Syrup of Tar if it fails to cure your
cough or cold. We also guarantee
a 25-cent bottle to prove satisfac-
tory or money refunded.
c.. r. TAGGART.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
Couch Settled on Her Lunqs.

My daughter had a terrible
cough which settled on her lungs, :"
says N. Jackson of Danvi1le, Ill.
eve tried a great many remedies
without relief, until we gave her
Foley's Honey and Tar which cured
her." Refuse substitutes. Sold
by c. R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

While the birth rate of the colored
population of the United States is
relatively greater than that of the
whites, the death rate is nearly
twice as great.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
Pneumonia Follows A Cold

but never follows the use of Foley's
Honey and Tar. 1t stops the cough
heals and strengthens the lungs
and affords perfect security from an
attack of pneumonia. Refuse sub
stitutes. Sold by c. R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO 6.
LUCAS COUNTY 30

FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY & Co.,
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
aud State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence this 9th day of December, A. d. 1886.
SEAL. A. w. GLEASON.
1871 Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Send for testimonials free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
s5S@ Sold by druggists, 75c.
Hall s Family Pills are the best.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Foley's Kidney Cure makes the
kidneys and bladder right. Con-
tains nothing injurious. Sold by
c. R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

WANTED - SEVERAL PERSONS OF
character and good reputation in each state
zone in this county required) to represent and
advertise old established wealthy house of
solid financial standing. Salary S21.00 weekly
with expenses additional, all payable in cash
each Wednesday direct from head offices.
Horse and carriage furnished when necessary.
Reference. Enclose self-addressed envelope.
Colonial Co., 1874 Dearborn ST. Chicago.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Makes mother eat, makes father
eat, makes grandma eat, makes
grandpa eat, makes the children
eat. Rocky Mountain Tea does it.
A great spring tonic. IS cents. C.
R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

More steel is used in the manu-
facture of pins than in all the
sword and gun factories in the
world. But what becomes Of the
pins?
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

There is one thing that has modi-
fed the wage question that is
generally overlooked and that is the
reduction in the hours of labor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Great spring tonic. Drives out
all impurities. Makes the blood
rich. Fills you with warm, ting
ling life. A spring blessing is
Rocky Mountain Tea. 35 cents.
c. R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Money subserves the purposes
of circulating medium only as it
possesses the confidence of the peo-
D1e -
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Frank Barley of Bloomington
sues the Chicago University for
$4,000 for injuries received in the
football game last fall.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Every dog has his day. Richard
Crocker's $4,000 bull dog had his.
He is dead. Most dogs are worth
the most dead.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
Found 1t at Last.

S. H. Neal, box A, Russell, ILL.,,
writes: Zone box of Dr.. Gossom's
Kidney and Bladder Cure did me
more good than $50 worth of rub
bish I have been using" SO cents
a box. Cure guaranteed. c. R.
Taopart
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

There are five great gold-produc-
ing regions. These are South Afri-
ca, South America, Western United
States, Australia and Alaska.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Married constables of the london
police force receive forty pounds of
coal week all the year round.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

"The value of money, like the
value of all other commodities, is
in the first place, determined by the
law of supply and demand, and
ultimately depends upon the cost
Of production.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Great loss of cattle is reported on
the southwest ranges as a result of
the recent blizzard, over 2, 200 dying
in a single county, Sherman, in
Kansas
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
WHY ?

The reason One Minute Cough Cure relieves cough
IN one minute is because it acts first on the mucous
membrane right where the cough troubles-in the
throat or deep-seated on the lungs destroying the
microbes or cough germs and clearing the phlegm.
One Minute Cough Cure not only destroys the dis
ease germs, and clears out their poison but it gives
strength and elasticity to the delicate membranes
which protect the throat and lungs. Opens the air
passages and promotes uno5structed breathing.
Causes the blood to receive its natural supply Of
oxygen thus exhiarating the pulmonary organs with
such strength and yigor that the lungs and bronchial
tubes become bulWarks against the inception OF dis
ease Asthma, Bronchitis, La Grippe Cold on the
Lungs and all Pulmonary Complaints that are durable
are quickly cured BY the use Of
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

cures made BY DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
the great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy.
1t is the great medi-
cal triumph of the nine
teenth century; dis
covered after years of
scientific research by
Or. Kilrler, the emf
nent kidney and blad-
der specialist. and is
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

= Gold was discovered in California
in 1S47. 1t was discovered by Capt.
Suffer in his mill race.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

We could get along better with
the inevitable if it would make
reasonable concessions. Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

SIS she a brunette?"
"a brunette! Why, she's so dark her
father has to turn the light on in the
parlor to find her in the evenings
Princeton Tiger
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
Working Overtime.

Eight hour laws are ignored by
those tire1ess little workers-Dr
Kings New Life Pills. Millions
are always at work, night and day,
curing Indigestion, Biliousness,
Constipation, Sick Headache and
all Stomach, Liver and Bowel
troubles. Easy, pleasant, safe,
sure. Only Csc at c. R. Taggart' S
drug store.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Many a profit is without honor
even in its own business Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK ?
..dney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure to know of the wonderful
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

The National Teachers Associa-
ton hold the annual election in
Boston this year in July.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
Bladder Complaints.

Getting up nights, bed-wetting by
old or young and all other bladder
disorders quickly cured with DR..
Gossom's Kidney and Bladder Cure.
so cents a box. Cure guaranteed.
C. R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

wonderfully successful in promptly curing
lame back, kidney, bladder, uric acid trou-
bles and Bright's Disease, which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp=ROOt is not rec
commended for everything but you have kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble it will be found
just the remedy you need. lthas been tested
in so many ways, in hospital work, in private
practice, among the helpless too poor to pur-
chase relief and has proved so successful in
every case that special arrangement has
been made by which all readers of this paper
who have not already tried it, may have a
sample bottle sent free by mail, also a book
telling more about Swamp-Root and how to
find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper and So So.
DR.. Kilmer 8. Co., Bing
hamton, N. Y. The - s.ae ssssEEEggzE
regular fifty cent and Home of swamp-RoOt.
dollar sizes are sold by all good druggists.
Don't make any mistake, but remember the
name, Swamp-Root. DR.. Kilmer' s swamp
and the address, Binghampton N Y, on every
bottle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

Makes months seem like weeks;
That's what Rocky Mountain Tea
has done. C. R. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

1t is not so much what a man
accomp1ishes as what he has tri-
umphed over in making the attempt.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19
C. r. TAGGART

The two great sources of happi-
ness are health of body and strength
of mind.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-03-19

The five new battleships voted to
be built by Congress will be named
Vermont, Kansas, Minnesota, Mis-
sissippi and Idaho respectively.