New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-14
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

7. Is like the courage Of the Salvation Army 20
try the reformation OF the Kentucky feudists; but
the Mormons work IN that field also ana may III
time be able TO entice away all the women, making
Mormon wives OF them. thus shutting on the con-
tnuation of the mountaineering generations. which
are OF little use, anyhow and only an unendins
source of local turbulence and disorder
.I wish had broken the news more gently
sighed the editor as the 9IGe o9A RE- q, stairsS
Springfield Republican
A successful physician who amateur
pIaver of baseball in the city OF Providence. a1d
was extremely fond Of the recreation. has been
killed by a foul tip from his own bat. the bail
striking him in the temple What almost incredi-
BILE accidents may cut short useful lives without
the least warning!
Ms R1oVserNNot much You needn't be afraid
B Bul lett ''-''D' 49,
d NJ Walker of Kirksvills. Mo. holds record
that really should bring him an appointment or
some kind from the President. He IS great-srand-
father at the age of hfty-nine years. AT nineteen
ne was father. and at thirty-eght a grandfather.
He is the father Of fourteen children, the eldest
being thirty-nine and the youngest four years He
has twenty-five grandchildren. His one great
srandchiId is the daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs J. ,
Watts of Pana, Ill
Observation-Disclosures" admonished the reverend
Gentleman when you begin to notice the mote IN
That's right replied sinnckson: it makes the
average MAS whole face beam TO ma mote IN
his neighbours e."-(Phiadelphia Press
A solitary Tonkawa Indian arrived at Stroud.
Ind r some time ago looking for friend Every
one Of the remaining fifty descendants of the
cannIbal tribe Of TOnkawas is. according 10 me
Stroud Messenger" Stunned and despised Oy the
members Of the other Indian tribes The remnants
Of the rnaneaters who devoured thousands OF other
redskins always hunt for a friend. which they
seldom find Tho ancient ToEkawas were tns
Ishuaelites Of the red race. and their nrty sun
living descendants are utterly mated oy Tue oth7s
redskins for the human iesh-eating committed
b, their ancestors Tradition relates that the last
bie feast on roasted human flesh caused the death
Of several thousands OF the voracious eannloas IN
,rexas Having gorged themselves on the tendeF
flesh Of several hundred captured young hiowaS.
they INDUCED in their last sleep. Twcrty thousand
Lyiowas and some other chidren-rOooed Indians
approached the unguarded wigwamS CT the gut
tonous maneaters and slew all they eouId hfu-
ONLY a few the progenitors Of the hfty sun re-
naming Tonkawas escaped The solitary IonHa-
wa visitor felt very lonely he failed 70 nnd single
"secone' friend.
How was the scenery where you spent your
The most expensive ever Eazed at'-CDe'ro'
Free Press.
Endless stories OF Charles II. Hunt, Chief OF Po-
lice OF Portland Me- are told by his admirers. and
among them Is that illustrates the ready hurnOr
Of the old man. At dinner given BY prominent
citizens OF that place. the chief was the principal
guest and in the course OF the feast he was called
upon TO respond TO the toast. The Police. Amlo
applause Mr. Hunt arose IN the fun dignity Of his
gorgeous uniform. and in silence Indicative OF the
affection felt for him. said with eomieal wink
Here's TO the police: first in war. first In peace
FIRST in the pockets OF the countryman-
Prohibition Argumsnt-Now. see mere. Joe, ps
in the country because your letters 90 not rsach
their destinat ton. Listen 10 scientinc tact ~ -
this: Experiments have proved that alcOnol de,
stroys the adhesive properties OF the mucsge usea
stamps Get your wife 10 lick Ire stamps anu
you will have further trouble about your let
tiers bein. held for postage-(Arapaho Bee