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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
WISE MEMS MISTAKES.
Some of the Queer Blunders Made
by Famous Writer'S.

Now and then one meets with pas
sages iii the works of the most cele-
brated authors which display an ig-
norance of things that every schoolboy
is supposed to know.
Sir Walter Scott in his Heart Of
Midlothian speaks of his heroine as
having the merit of those peacemak-
ers to whom ii is pronounced as a
benediction that they shall inherit the
earth Born and bred and passing
his life in Bible reading Scotland. Sir
Walter WAS yet ignorant of the fact
that it was to the meek that the in
heritance of the earth was promised,
and the bcncdiction of the peacemakers
was that they shall be called the chill
dren Of Cod
Dickens in his tale. of Two Cities
says the name of the strong man OF
Old Scripture descended to the chief
functiOnary who worked the guillO-
tine One does not have to be pro-
found student of the French revolution
to know that the notorious eXecutioner
who chopped off heads in the Place de
la Revolution was named Samson and
not Samson.
The lowest pupil in the lowest class
in history in the public schools knows
that it was Balboa who discovered the
Pacific ocean, yet Keats in his i'm
mortal sonnet ION First Looking Into
Chapman'S Homer makes COrtes the
man who stood silent upon Il peak in
Darien" and saw the great south sea"
stretching away before him.
The great Gibbon, who was so intol-
Grant of the errors of other men,
speaks in his Roman Empire" of 1.-The
Oxus and the Jaxartes, two rivers of
ancient renown which descend from
the mountains of India toward the
Caspian sea-" Yet every school geog-
raphy shows that the two rivers flow
into the sea Of Aral, and the Jaxartes
most certainly rises in no mountains
of India"
Shakespeare wrote Of 1.-THE coast of
Bohemia" and in his Gertrude of
Wyoming" Campbell had tigers prowl-
ing through the jungles of Pennsylva.
mia. Such Ignorance in high places
cannot be excused, for, with ordinary
ease, Gibbon. Shakespeare and Camp
bell could have ascertained the facts.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
Dr.. Gums Blood and Nerve Tonic

There is not a woman in this land
but at some time in her life would
have been the better for the use Of
this tonic. For diseases peculiar to
women a better medicine was never
made. 1t is composed of the ingredi-
ents from which the system has been
deprived by disease, overwork or dis
slpatlon. 1t enters at once into the
circulation, building up the tissue,
that have wasted, and making pure,
rich blood in the most direct way.
For weak, nervous and unsteady peo-
pie: pimply, pale or tieshless people,
II will make strong. steady nerves
and give the complexion that whole
some look that indicates health We
have hundreds of letters that people
nave written us, saying that they
have gained in good, solid flesh at
the rate of ! to . pounds per week
while using DR.. Gums Blood and
Nerve Tonic. It should be taken
after meals, one or two tablets each
time, Druggists sell it for 75c per
box, or 3 boxes for So, or sent post
paid on receipt of price. We are glad
70 make reply to letters of inquiry.
The advice We give you is plain and
easily understood. Address Dr. b.
sanko Co., Philadelphia, Pa. For
sale by Bronson & Lighthall.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
The Pleasure of Eatinu,

Persons suffering from indigestion,
dyspepsia or other stomach trouble
will find that Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
digests what you eat and makes the
stomach sweet. This remedy is a
never failing cure for Indigestion and
Dyspepsia and all complaints affect
ing the glands or membranes of the
stomach or digestive tract. When
you take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure every
thing you eat tastes good, and every
bit of the nutriment that your food
contains is assimilated and appropri-
ated by the blood and tissues. Sold
by Bronson & Lighthall, Broderick &;
Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
The Genuine vs.. Counterfeits.

The genuine IS always better than
a counterfeit. but the truth Of this
statement is never more forcibly re-
allied or more thoroughly apprecia-
ted than when You compare the gen
uine DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
with the many counterfeits and worth
less substitutes that are on the mar
ket. W. S. Ledbetter. of Shreveport.
La, says: After using numerous
other remedies without benefit. one
box of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
cured me- For blind, bleeding, itch
ing and protruding piles no remedy
is equal to DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. Sold by Bronson & Lighthall
BrOdrrict e Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
Notice to Creditors.

Estate of John O'Cnnell, deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the un-
dersigned. the eXecutrix Of the estate
Of John O'Connell. deceased, to the
creditors of and all persons having
claims against the said deceased to
exhibit them. with the necessary
vouchers, within ten months after
the first publication of this notice to
the said executrix at the law Office of
McKeown & Conrow, in Kalispell in
the county OF Flathead, state of Mon
tana the same being the place for the
transaction Of the business of said
estate.
Catherine O'Connel, Executrix OF
the estate of John O'Connell deceas
ed.
Dated at Kalispell, Mont, this oath
day of August, 1908.
McKeown & Conrow, attorneys fol
executriX.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
To the Farmers and Fruit Growers.

Having been appointed as com
missioner for the collection and pre-
paration of exhibits for the county
and state fairs, | desire to ask the
cooperation of all farmers, fruit
growers and Others in the work of
gathering an exhibit that will be a
credit to Flathead county.
All exhibits will be uniformly
packed and displayed under the
names of the growers, and all premi
ums will go to those who own the
winning exhibits. 1t is desired to Sc
cure the very best specimens of all
grains, grasses, fruits, vegetables and
every other product of Flathead coun
ty All specimens left at the office
Of Griffin e Stannard in Kalispell OF
at the Bank of Columbia Falls viii
be cared for and prepared for exhi
bitiOn. The name Of grower should
he left with all exhibits and the same
should be brought in at once.
w T. Scott.
Fair Commissioner.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
German Institute Of Osteopathy


Permanently established at the Hoff-
man house Kalispell. Montana, Sec
ond avenue between Railroad avenue
and First street.
No disease that cannot be benefited
by osteOpathic treatment. Rheumat-
lc pains quickly relieved and event
ually cured No irritating or danger
Gus drugs to eXcite and irritate the
weakened membranes Of the system
and diSalrange the natural functions
of the body.
Have You Any Disease?
Four out Of five are suffering from
some ling ring chronic disease which
sooner or later viii sap their vital
system and strength. If YOU need
treatment do not put it off; the dam
GET of delay means death. Call upon
Dr. Bowman. 0steopath. while he is
in tn city. His new treatment in
stantly relieves and cures many cases
in one treatment. Ostoopathy is a
common sense treatment which cures
1t reaches directly the seat of the dis
ease and treats the part affected
from the very FIRST treatment, and in
stantantanoous cures are very com
mon from that fact.
Rheumatism is the first cause of
many nervous wrecks, but the worst
case Of rheumatism yields to the
skllful and wonderful doctor OF os-
teopauhy. Also the worst cough
yields to the scientific manipulation
and is soon manipulated out of your
system and all germ infected mucous
membrane is made healthy and the
sputum becomes normal, and the en-
tire system is Cleansed by a free cir
culatiOn, therefore health is the sure
result.
Call at the Hoffman house and con-
vince yourself as to the benefit sure
to accrue from osteopathic treatment.
Rheumatism and lung trouble are
made speciality
Office hours, 8 to II a. m. and to
) p. m.
Trips made to any part of the city
or to the adjoining country. Cores
pondence solicited Write full par
ticulars about your disease and you
will receive a prompt opinion as to
whether you can be helped.
If you have sciatic rheumatism
and are unable to walk about accom-
mediation can be had in the hotel and
| you can receive treatment without
! inconvenience.
Those out of the city who wish the
or longer can be lodged in the hotel
and at very little expense extra.
Terms reasonable for treatment.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
Told Ont of ScIlnoI.

The infant terrible is always with
us and III making trouble runs Il close
race with the wagging tongue of
scandal. Accompanied by her young
hopeful. woman was calling on a
friend who happened to live in one of
a row of houses of exactly the same
appearance.
'The great objection to living in a
row of houses remarked the hostess,
sis the liability of making a mistake.
Do you ever have any difficulty, my
DEAR"
"Oh. no." replied the little lend,
breaking in Unexpectedly. MA says
she can always tell your house by the
dirty windows."-Ne York Times.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

The kintIa Lake Oil company is
selling stosk rapidly, and those who
desire to purchase stock at cents
per share had better buy at once. as
the limited amount will soon be sold
and again the price will be raised to
10 cents per chare. The money is
not wanted uutil the full amount of
$4,000 is subscribed, promissory
note being given until that time. Over
half of this amount has been sold
now. See any of the following gen.
tIemen: Fred Russell, n. S. Cannon,
Geo. r. Stannard.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
Distress After Eating Cured.

Judge w. T. Holland of Greensburg,
La. who is we'll and favorably known
says: Two years ago l suffered
greatly from Indigestion. After eat
ing. great distress would invariably
result, lasting for an hour or so and
my nights We're restless. | conclud.
ed to try Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and
it cured me entirely. Now my sleep
is refreshing and digestion perfect y
Sold by Bronson & Lighthall, Brod'
erick & Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

There is no better venture than to
invest few dollars in kintIa Lake
Oil stock. The company has a
good showing. no debts, is we'll ad-
ministered, no promoters stock, no
salaries. every cent going into the
work. Take a little stock and help
to develop the country, and inciden-
tally make nice thing for yourself.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
Sure Cure for Piles.

Itching piles produce moisture and
cause itching. This form, as we'll as
blind, bleeding or protruding piles
are cured by DR.. Bosanko's Pile Rem
edy. Stops itching and bleeding Alb
serbs tumors; soc a jar, at druggists
or sent by mail. Treatise free Write
me about your case. DR.. Bosanko
Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by Bron
son & Lighthall.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Call at Sherman's Piano House if
you are thinking of purchasing a
piano. We sell such reliable makes
as the Knabe, Estey, Bush & Gerts,
Schaeffer and others. Prices right
and terms easy. $40 Main st. w. P.
Sherman, Manager.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
WhitefSh Staue,

Stage will leave Cunningham's liv-
cry barn daily at 8 o'clock a. M, ar
irving at Whitefish at II o'clock noon.
Leave Whltefish at p. m, arriving
at Kalispell at o'clock p. m.
j. J. Kelly, Prop.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Leonord Vincent. a native of Can
ada, took out his first citizenship
papers before the clerk of the court
Saturday.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
Mothers, Look Here!

Fit your boys for school with a
nice new strong wool suit. We are
giving a discount of ten per cent. on
all our boys suits for cash only.
Nathan Bros.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Marius ]. Hansen, a native Of Den
mark. declared his intention of be
coming citizen of the great u. S.
yesterday.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Nj. and Mrs r. J. Bennett have re-
turned to their home in Great Falls
after short visit with Kalispell
friends.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29
TOWN TOPICS

Frank Browne was in the city yes
terday from Jennings.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Attorney ]. X. Miller, of Columbia
Falls was in the city Saturday on a
business trip.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Hosea Albritton has been appoint
ed patrolman in place of Doc Nesbitt
who resigned to enter other business.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

4 marriage license was issued yes
terday morning to w. E. Jensen OF
Kalispell and Florence Lehman OF
Mound Prairie. Mimi.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

John Caplice. of Butte, arrived in
the city yesterday on business trip
connected with his ranching inter
ests in the lower valley.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

J. H. Michigan. of ST. Paul. super
intendent of telegraph construction
on the Great Northern railway, was
in Kalispell this week.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Benjamin d. Stewart, of Missoula
one of the members of the geological
survey party at work in this county
was in the city Saturday.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

A divorce suit was commenced
this week by John Anderson against
Annie Anderson on the grounds OF
adultery. The couple We're married
at Dayton creek. July 5. 1899. and
have since been residing near there.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

F. NJ. Wall, of Browning, spent a
few days in the city this week.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

First annual ball of the Blues Base
ball club Friday night, October 2, at
opera house.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

For scientific horseshoeing go tt
C. NJ. Jump. Third avenue west
Fancy shoeing a specially.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

J. NJ. Richards, of Spokane, who
has been on a hunting trip in the
North Fork country for couple of
weeks was in the city on his return
home Saturday.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Charles A. Lynch has commenced
damage suits against the G. N. Rail-
way company for about $1,000, the
value of different animals killed by
the trains.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Each lady attending the dance Fri
day night will receive a handsome
souvenir. Opera house.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Don't forget to preserve your ex,
hibit for the fair.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Have your horse shod at c. NJ.
Jumps.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Have your horse shod at C. NJ
Jumps.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Nice line of fancy goods at the
Pantry.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

New fall suits for ladies at Will
sons.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-29

Fair Commissioner.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25
Yakima Markets.

Potatoes are constantly strengthen.
ing, the prices quoted being now $40
ASP. Those growers who We're so I'M
fortunate as to be caught with their
crop in the ground are praying for a
chinook to dry the ground so they can
save at least part of the crop.
Hay of different kinds is in strong de-
mand. Alfalfa is quoted at $40, wheat
and clover hay at $ll and timothy SIS.
A large number of growers are holding
confident in the belief that prices will
further advance.
The hop market has taken quite a
slump, with small doings. Last Friday
Chas. Kinney sold :, bales to Fred Al
ter for 2lc, and Stewart & Daverin sold
l2l bales to Guy Grafton at the same
figure On Tuesday Knox Bros. of Tam
pico sold so bales for 2O1ac; A. d. Egg
lin from the same section sold 90 bales
to Carpenter Bros. for zoe and Geo. Ker
of Mckee, sold lSS bales to Alter for
l9c. The hops included in all these
sales represented about the same quail
ty, and serve to show the stuff in prices
within a few days
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25
Report on Sunnyside Railroad.

A meeting of the Sunnyside Construc-
ton Co. was held Saturday to hear the
report of Messrs. Walter N. Granger
and Frank Gloyd, the committee sent to
St. Paul to interview the officials of the
Northern Pacific relative to building a
Delt line from Prosser to Toppenish via
Sunnyside. The report is as follows
I'VE found the change of presidents
just taking place. This made it impos-
sible to close up the proposition.
NO definite information was received
until President Elliott arrived at Taco
ma. Here Mr. Granger had very sat
isfactory interview with him. This be-
ing the first trip of the president, he re-
quires full information regarding the
country to be benefited by the proposed
railroad.
I'VE therefore recommend that a com
prehensive statement be made to Presi-
dent Elliott as a basis upon which to
calculate the probable earnings of the
road if built"
The company approved the report and
advised the immediate preparation of
the statement suggested.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25
HELD UP AND ROBBED
YOUNG LADYS EXPERIENCE
Desperate Ruffian Clubs and Chokes
His Victim for the Pitiful
Sum of 81 so

On returning from work to her home
at the extreme end of east A street last
Friday evening about 6 o'clock, Miss
Bertha Caldwell was assaulted by foot
pad, who struck the young lady over
the heart with club and grabbed her
pocket book. Miss Caldwell screamed,
and the rufiian grabbed her by the throat
but did not choke her sufficiently to
stop her cries, which were heard by Mrs
James c. Berry, who resides on Eighth
street, near A. Mrs. Berry opened her
door and the stream of light falling up
on him scared the highwayman, who
picked up the young lady's purse, which
had fallen in the scufhe and rapidly de-
camped.
Miss Bertha is the daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. j. A. Caldwell, and has been
employed in the dressmaking department
of the Schott company. While no SER
ious harm resulted from the hold up,the
young lady was, of course, badly fright
ened and somewhat bruised; and the
nervous shock affected her for several
days. The monetary loss was only $3.50
so the robber didn't realize a large sum
for his enterprise. in holding up a lone
woman.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25
HINGTON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER %, 1903. NO. Al

Vance, the bride, was bound for life or a
little longer to II. B. Baylor. Both dres-
sed and acted their parts to perfection,
and at the subsequent stopping places
were the cynosure of all eyes. Post
master Lemon was the officiating knot
tier.
The Herald regrets its inability to
give the entertainment a more extended
write-up, but this being publication day
and space limited, it is now impractical
BILE.
The result, however, realized the
greatest expectations of the promoters,
and worthy cause will secure the addi-
ton of goodly sum put up by the
merry throng to see the various phases
of foreign life.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25
Trip Around the World.

The "Trip Around the World" under
the auspices of several of the city
churches. for the benefit of the Dea-
coness hospital, Tuesday evening, was a
brilliant success. financially and social
ly. All the various stopping places
along the route were crowded almost to
suffocation. The entertainers at the
different stopping places-1reland, jap
an, Italy, Turkey, Spain and Iceland
were clad in the appropriate garb of the
various countries. and at each a hos
pitable welcome was extended the trav-
elers and the wants of the inner man
sumptously provided for. Perhaps the
greatest drawing card of the occasion
was the Irish wedding, wherein George
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25
Wrestling Match.

The wrestling bout between Larson
and Klank at the armory last evening
was not as well patronized as the ex-
hibition merited 1t is regarded as one
of the most interesting contests yet Civ
en- here. 1t took Larson 46ih minutes
required an hour and minutes. Those
interested in the sport speak very en-
Enthusiastically of the exhibition. They
say that while Klank failed to win out,
he taught Larson several new tricks in
the game.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25
A Young Runaway.

Richmond, the Is year old son of L. r.
Freeman, took a notion to hunt new
fields this morning, and left a note in
which he stated his determination. The
boy is bright and handsome, and his
father thinks he has been age-struck
as he had decided penchant for things
theatrical. His parents are greatly wor-
ried over his departure, and the officials
are on the lookout for him.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25

A Ripe Old Age.

I. j. Lynch and wife, accompanied by
their daughter, Mrs. Erin, and little
grandson, returned Monday from 10
days visit with Mrs. Lynch's mother,
Mrs. Catherine McCarty, about ten
miles from the town of Chehalis. Mr.
Lynch thinks Mrs. McCarty is the
oldest person in the state, having turn
ed los years on the 10th of this month
She still retains all her faculties, and
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25

is phenomenally active for her years.
Mrs. Mccarthy is native of Ireland,
and it is regarded as coincidence that
she has a grand daughter who bears the
name of Erin.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25
Deaths.
May Hackett

Daughter of W. j. Hackett, of the
Ahtanum, died in Spokane, November
Is, from peritonitis. The body was ship
ped to this city for interment yesterday,
the services being conducted from the
parlors of the Yakima Furniture Co.,
by Rev. Smith of the Ahtanum.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25

For Sale-Improved Star hay press
and outfit complete. Call on or address
E. H. Rettig, Toppenish. Wash 44-4t
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-11-25
Report of Fair Commission.

The treasurer of the state fair COM
mission has rendered the following very
satisfactory statement of the financial
result of the recent exposition at North