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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
COUNTY OFFICERS.

County Judges. 8. Lockhart.
County AuditOr-Geo. II. Pinckney.
Register Of Deeds-E. P. B~rockman.
County Treasurer-Nils Forsberg.
Sheri6-A. X. Crawford.
Clerk Of COurts-W. +. Rabbit.
States Attorney-Thad l.. Fuller.
County superintendent. 6. Rsberge
Surveyor-W. 8. Crowl.
C0roner-W. A. Kriese;.
County COmmissianers-First District. Ben
MOser; Second District John Eiickson; Th1rd
District, Julius Fenner
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
One EnOuUh.

but what Is your real objection ia
polygamyF" insisted the argumentatiye
one.
oh' give us a rest" said the other
Don't you know that a man Cant
serve two masters ?'-Town Tonice
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
Growu Cautious.

what kind Of weather do you think
we IRE going to have tomorrow 2"
1.-THE Indications" said the profess
sional prophet, point. to more rain.
but | have no personal opinion on the
subject Observation-Disclosures Star.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
The Lucky Man

A.-That's Jones' daughter with him
She's just about to be married.
B.-Who's the lucky man?
A.-JOnes.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

The talent Of success Is nothing more
than doing what you can do well with
out u thought Of fame.-Longfellow.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
Liked the Cur.

ne mere to kiss her tears away
She-Well?
He-She cried worse than ever.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

Some mems respect for themselves
enis 70 Oe based largely on a lack OF
unbiased information.-Puck.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

He who devours the substance Of the
poor Will meet In the end with a bone
to choke Observation-Disclosures.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

Originality is simply a pair Of fres
eyes, Higginson.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

After crosses and losses men grow
humber and wiser.-Franklin.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Died From Her Burns.

Mrs. Julia E. Potts, wife of Mr..
George Potts, of Elkton, who was
so badly burned in her home ON
July 3, died late Sunday night in
the City Hospital, Baltimore, where
she had been receiving treatment
for about two weeks. The case of
Mrs. Potts was one of extraordinary
interest to the physicians of the
hospital, and had she lived a few
days longer an attempt would have
been made to perform a skin graft
ing operation upon her in order that
her wounds might heal. Pneumo
MIA set in and the patient in her
weak state was unable to withstand
the disease.
Mrs, Potts was using coal oil
to start fire in her kitchen stove,
when the can containing the fluid
exploded, splashing the blazing oil
on her three year-old son Earle,
who was sitting on the floor close
by. The flames soon ignited the
child's clothing, and in trying to
extinguish them the mother was
horribly burned, while the child
died shortly after the accident.
The remains were taken to Elk
ton where the funeral was held on
Tuesday.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
County commissioners.

The County Commissioners met
in special session Tuesday at their
Office in Elkton, the full Board
present, to consider the matter Of
the re-opening of the old public
road from Carter's Mill to the
Cherry HillAndora road.
John S. Writ, as counsel for the
L. @. & S. railroad, asked that the
order to build bridge ON said road
be rescipded, and filed objections.
Geo. r. Spence testified to County
Commissioners Steele having ordered
him to fence the road off from the
public some years ago. Messrs.
Chas. L. Carter, Samuel Arbuckle,
Henry Fl. McFadden and A. T.
McCrery testified as to the advan,
tages or disadvantages of the road
L. M. Haines, Esq, exhibited
the deed from 1. D. Carter to the
railroad company to show that
there was no agreement therein in
regard to closing the road.
W. T. Warburton, Esq, testified
that as counsel to the L. G. & s..
railroad he had. prepared the deeds
of right of way, and that he was
positive that the agreement was
made that the road should be
abandoned.
No action was taken in the mat.
ter by the Commissioners.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Killed By Fall of a Derrick.

Thomas Toole, a bridge builder
employed by the John Shields Con
struction company, was instantly
killed at about eleven O'Clock Fri
day, by a derrick falling on him.
He was experimenting the work
at the bridge over the Quarryville
railroad tracks when one of the guy
cables broke, letting the derrick
fall, the top of it pinning Toole to
the ground, breaking his leg in two
places and cutting and bruising his
head and body. At the time he
was on the opposite side of the foun-
dation from the derrick which was
swinging a very heavy stone, this
proving too weighty for the guy
rope. Toole was about 90 years of
age and had been in the employ of
the Shield Construction Company
for 20 years.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Something Doing =?

With strangers arriving in town
every few days and being driven to
the 'ridge" to inspect mineral
lands and others securing options
on land along both sides Of the Oc-
torarO, with rumors of a pipe line
from PhoeniXville to convey oil to
the mouth of the liver, or water
power for electric or manufacturing
purposes, or a new railroad down
the creek, or diverting the Octo.
raro at Nine Points for Philadel-
phia water supply, or a tunnel
through the neck of the "Horse-
shoe" for an immense water power
or to dig for radium, gold or any
other old thing, the natives here
about are beginning to think
there's something doing and don't
know whether they are going to
wake up tomorrow morning and
find themselves millionaires or
buncoed. Some are willing to deal
on sight while others are ready to
chase stranger off the place with
a double barreled bull dog and a
shot gun.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31

Ralph Wilson visited his sister,
Mrs. Clara w. Rooms, at Smyrna,
Del, several days this week.
Mrs. Jos. Sommerill and child
rem, OF Woodberry, N. j., are visit
ing III. III. Hines and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Gillespie,
of Wilmington, were the guests OF
VIM. f. Gillespie and family this
week.
The Young Ladies' Carrom Club
was very pleasantly entertained by
Miss NJ. Addie Smith on Thursday
afternoon.
Misses Alice Mather and Jennie
Thomas, of Philada., were the
guests this week of Mr.. and Mrs.
j. M. Sterrett.
Miss Della Keilholtz, who has
been employed in millinery store
in Lenni, for some months past,
has returned to her home near
town.
Mrs. j. A. Hartenstine, of Prin.
cipio Furnace, and Miss Anna
Kornmann, of Baltic, have been
visiting Jos. S. Pogue and family
this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. Branch Patten
and Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Robertson
spent Saturday and Sunday at
Coatesville, the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. w. III. Lyons.
Mrs. H. A. G. Westerfeld, Miss
Elizabeth r. Stephens and Mrs.
Gertrude Pogue moved to Wood
lawn camp grounds on Thursday,
where they will occupy tents until
the close OF the camp. Others from
Rising Sun and vicinity who will
tent at Woodlawn this year are
Thomas Kirk and family, Mrs.
Mary Smith, Mrs. A. L. Duyck-
inck and daughters. Camp will
begin Thursday, Aug. 6.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Stock Farm Changes Hands.

The Elkton Stock Farm is again
to change hands, its recent new
owners, the Kentucky Racing and
Breeding Association, having gone
into the hands of receivers on at
tachments issued in Ohio. The
farm was principally owned by the
John J. Ryan Company of st.
Louis, and was transferred by
Ryan on June Is last to the Ken
lucky Racing and Breeding Asso,
citation for the sum of 81 and other
considerations. At present there
are twenty running horses on the
farm, and including the stock, it is
valued at about $4,000.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Special Session of Orphans Court.

The Orphans Court for Cecil
County met in special session at
Elkton on Thursday, of last week,
to hear the case of a claim of Web,
ster White against the estate of
Martha Fl. White. Several wit
nesses were heard and the argu-
ment of counsel was concluded at a
session of the court Saturday. Geo.
A. Blake appeared as counsel for
Mr.. White, and w. T. Warhurton
for the heirs. The claim is for
$793.35.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Big Fish.

Frank Sheppard holds the rec
ord in this section as an expert
hook and line fisherman. He re-
turned to Rising Sun last Monday
evening from a days fishing at the
mouth of the Octoraro with fine
string of bass, one of which weigh
ed 3 lbs. l OF. The following day
he spent in trolling for rock in the
Susquehanna and returned that eve
ming with one rock fish measuring
3 fit. 2 in. in length and tipping
the scales at exactly 81 lbs. In adj
dition to this monster Mr.. Shop
pard hooked four others which ag-
gregated II lbs. in weight.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Base Ball.

The Rising Sun Base Ball Club
opened the season on the home
grounds last Saturday with the
Colora team as their opponents.
Chalmer Reynolds made his
initial appearance in the box and
his work was very creditable. He
struck out II of the visitors, but
was very wild at times.
The game was close and in
teresting one and felders on both
sides did excellent work. Terry,
Hall, and Snyder made good
catches for Rising Sun, while B.
Reynolds at first and Keen behind
the bat did some clever playing.
Nesbitt and Snyder did Colora's
best fielding, both handling some
difficult chances.
The Sun boys need practice at
batting, although hits were made
Saturday when they counted. The
score:
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Drowned in Delaware River.

William D. Burnley, eldest son
of W. w. Burkley, a former pro-
prietOr, of the Howard House in
Elkton but now a resident of
Philadelphia. was drowned Sunday
morning in the Delaware river, off
Essington. He was in a naphtha
launch in company with some COM
panions, when he decided to take a
swim. On jumping into the water
he was seized with cramps and
sank before assistance could reach
him. He was born in Elkton and
was about 20 years of age.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Aims House Trustees,

The regular meeting of the Board
was held at the Aims Hsouse on
July Goth.
All members of the Board were
present. Minutes of the last meet
ing and Secretary's monthly report
were read and approved. Warrants
were drawn on the Treasurer to
the amount of $429.67. Overseer
two commitments, Mary
@. Watson and William H. Sher-
man. superintendent report read
and filed. George Money was en-
ployed as assistant at the Asylum.
A. J. MEARNs, Sec,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Plowed Up a Cannon Ball.

Oliver Jones, who owns the "Old
Fort Defiance" farm along Elk
River two miles south of Elkton,
while blowing in one of his fields
one day recently found a small
sized cannon ball. "Fort Defiance"
is the place where the Home
Guards intrenched themselves and
resisted the advance of the British
during the war of 1S12-14 when
they sailed up Elk river and burn
ed Frenchtown, which at that time
was an important shipping point.
Democrat.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Cooperative Creamery.

A number of farmers in the
vicinity of Little Britain, Fulton
and East Drumore townships, Pa,
have organized a cooperative
creamery company. Stock has
been subscribed to the amount of
$4,000, the shares being 800 each.
A building will be erected on land
purchased of Joseph Swift, at Full
ton House, and will be 2Sx60 feet,
two stories high. It will be fitted
with 15-horse boiler and. the lat
est improved butter making ma
chinery and also machinery for
making cnrd,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
w. CT. U. Convention.

The 18th Annual Convention of
the Cecil Co. w. g. I. y. will
meet on Woodlawn Camp Ground
on Friday, Ang. 18th, with the fol-
lowing program;
8 o'clock-Business session, con-
sisting of reports OF Superinten-
dents, election of officers, etc.;
l:3O-Children's hour, in charge of
Mrs. Mollie Thompson of Wood
lawn and Miss Florence Hammond
of Baltimore; 6 O'Clock meeting in
charge of Mrs. M. R. Haslup; 7.30,
Address, by Rev. Alfred Smith.
The public are cordially invited
to all sessions.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Trolley Line Contract Awarded.

At meeting of the board of
directors of the Elkton and Chesa-
peake City Electric Railway Com
pany held at Elkton on Tuesday,
the contract for the construction of
the road was awarded to the Ten
MS Construction Co. of Philada.,
who will commence work in short
time.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Fatally Burned.

Clyde, the 4-year- old son of Mr..
and Mrs. w. J. Price, residing near
Lapidum, Hartford county, was
fatally burned Friday morning.
The child, in his night clothes, was
sitting in a bed and struck match,
igniting his clothing. He was
severely burned before the flames
could be extinguished, and died
within few hours.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
DIED..
q. w. Alexander.

The funeral ofG. W. Alexander,
who died at his home in Chesa-
peake City on July 81, was held on
Friday last. The deceased was 43
years of age, and is survived by a
wife.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Mrs. Jennie Tibbitt.

Mrs. Jennie Tibbitt, widow of
William Tibbitt, late of Elkton,
died at the home of her daughter
in Philada., on Monday, aged A
years. She is survived by six
children,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
MARRIED..
Ward-nOOdy,

Miss Annie Moody, daughter of
Mr.. Charles Moody, superintendent
of the Cecil County Aims House,
was married on Tuesday to Mr..
Walter 7. Ward, of Cherry Hill,
by the Rev. T. E. Devinish.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Shoes For Men

Oxfords-Patent leather-guar-
anteed-$3.00 and $3.50. High
shoes, $3.50 and $4.00. Vice Kid
and Box Calf shoes, $500 $3.50
and $500. Our shoes need no re-
commentator. The excellent
values no supplys are sufficient to
convince anyone that this is the
plan to buy your shoes.
Mems Straw Hats
Porto Rican Panamas, $1.35.
A new lot just to hand, regular
$500 values. Other straws, from
90c up.
Iron Beds
A new lot just in $500 and 5000.
The best values we ever had,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
WORTHINCTON'S.
)EADY FOR HOT WEATHER

)EADY FOR HOT WEATHER. If you aren't in position
A to help get ready Seosonabe merchandise new
materials characerzes Dress Goods department Lawns
Dlmite Percaes, White Goods Trimmings Mdalons Iaces
buying elsewhere. $1,000
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
White Shirt Waists

3Sc to $500 and all prices be-
tween. Some excellent values at
75c and SOC. The assortment is
getting broken and an early visit
to our store will insure you the
pickings.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31

-Four business firms in Whining
ton employ forty.two graduates of
Goldey College.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
McCommon-Carr,

Larren McCommon, Providence,
and Miss Sue A. Carr, of Conowin-
go, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Carr, were quietly married at Leeds
Methodist Protestant parsonage, on
Wednesday, the 22nd inst, at S
o'clock. Mr.. and Mrs. No.
Common will make their future
home at Providence.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31

Two frame barns belonging to
Hanson & Lantz, near Edgewood,
Hartford county, were destroyed by
fire Monday evening, together with
1900 cases of canned tomatoes.
The insurance on the buildings and
canned goods is placed with the
Hartford Mutual Insurance Co.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
Shoes

Queen Quality shoes for women,
$500; Oxfords, $3.50. None bet
ter at any price-none as good at
this price. Perfection in fit, style
and wearing qualities. Bernhilda
shoes for women, $500. Patent
leather and kidskin. Just the shoe
for any one who wants good shoe
at a medium price.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
CamerOn-Tyson.

At the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Samuel r. Tyson, at Bay View,
Cecil county, Tuesday afternoon,
Mr.. Abel @. Cameron, general
manager of the United Fire Brick
Company of North East, was mar
ried to Miss Mabel T. Tyson. The
BRIDES brother, Rev. Robert T..
Tyson, of Kansas City, officiated,
assisted by Rev. w. II. d. Jack
son, of Sharptown M. p. church.
A reception was held, after which
Mr.. and Mrs. Cameron started for
a tour South. They will reside in
North East.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31
RISING SUN
OpLORA
&c. Snyder out on lnleId hit.
Colora 0 0 0 0 O 8 0 2-5
Rising Sun 0 0 3 0 o 3 0 X-7

Summary.-2-base hit-C Snyder. 3-base hit
W. snyder b. Reynolds. Sellers. Base on balls
Reynolds, u; by McCardell, 4. Stolen bases-5C.
Snyder. Richards, W. Snyder, Reeder, Keen, S.
Terry, Hall. Double play-Hall to C. Reynolds.
Wild pitch, Reynolds Passed ball. Tosh. Umpire,
H. Richards. Time of game. In. Som.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31

Fire broke out in the bakery of
G. L. Parks, at Havre de Grace,
at an early hour on Friday morn
ing. Mr.. Parks had just retired
when he observed smoke coming
through the partition into his room
and gave the alarm. The Volun-
teer Fire Company responded
quickly and extinguished the flames
after the interior of the building
was badly damaged.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31

The home teams visits Principle
Furnace on Saturday next to play
Manager Hartenstine's team of that
place. Reynolds and Dare will be
Suns battery.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31

Rising Sun visited Bay View on
Wednesday and sustained their
first defeat. Bay View was great
ly strengthened and our boys were
crippled by the absence of Keen.
The Rising Sun boys showed the
effect of lack of practice and must
take a brace to win future games.
Tho Soora.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31

Laundry every Wednesday morning
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1903-07-31

Rising Sun 90 DOL % IA
Bay View l 0 l Q l x-1O
Hits-Rising Sun, IA, Bay View, Il. Errors
Rising sun G; Bay View, 5. Umpire-Reuben
Davis Batteries-Boyer and Rose. C. Reynolds,
Hall, and Snyder.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1903-03-27

Modestv seldom resides in a breast
that is not enriched with nobler virtues.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1903-03-27
BANK ROBBED,
BARDWELL DEPOSIT BANK
LOOTED FOR $4,000.

Bardwell, March 21.-Bur-
glars some time last night
broke into the Bardwell
Bank of Deposit, blew open
the safe and secured 5000 in
silver and greenbacks to an
unknown amount. L e
bank officials refuse to say
the exact amount of the rob-
berry, but it is a current re-
port here that it is between
IS, 900 and $4,000. There
is no clue to the robbers.
Entrance was gained by fore
ing the outer door of the
bank building, and giant
powder was used to blow
open the safe. Both the
outer and inner safe doors
were blown to pieces and the
interior of the bank was con-
siderably wrecked by the
force of the explosion. Con-
siderable Taper money which
the safe contained was found
scattered about upon the
floor, all Of which was more
or less burned, having no
doubt been ignited by the
burning powder.
Two bags of silver, one
containing 1925 in nickles,
and the other 1915 in silver
specie, were carried off, be-
sides a number of packages
of greenbacks, the amount
of which Cashier Bryant re-
fused to disclose. 1t is gen.
orally believed, however,
that the aforementioned
amount is nearly correct.
A reward of $500 has been
J offered by the bank for the
ARREST of the burglars, and it
is expected that this will
spur the officers everywhere
to an extra effort to effect a
capture.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1903-03-27
gsstftsksgsEatta
READ II THROUGH
.TMOuld spoil Tins story TO Tell IL in
the Headlines.

To use an eighteenth century phrase,
this is an ''o'or true tale. Having
happened in the winter OF 1902 IL is a
story very much Of the present. Up 80
a short time ago Mrs John T. Harmon,
OF .neila Station Va. had no personai
knowledge OF the rare curative proper
ties of Chamberlain Cough Remedy.
"Bast January, She says. ..ny bagy
took z dreadful cold aud at one time /
feared she would have pneumonia, but
one of my neighbors tcld me how this
remedy had cured her little boy and
began giving It 20 my baby at once ard
it soon cured her : heartily thank the
manufacturers Of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for placing so great cure
within my reach cannot Recommend
it toe highly Or say too much iu its IA,
vor l hope All who read this will try
itaud be convinced rs J was +" For
sale by L y. Swayne.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1903-03-27
FOURTEEN MISTAKES.
Written for the Courier.

Written for the Courier.
Somebody has condensed the mis-
takes of life aud avowed at the concIu-
sion that there are fourteen of them.
Most people would say, if they told the
truth. that there was no limit to the
mistakes of life; that they were like the
drops in the ocean. or the sands of the
seashore, in number; but it is well to
be accurate. Here, then, are fourteen
great mistakes:
1T is great mistake to set up our
own standard of right and wrong and
Judge people accordingly; TO measure
the enjoyment OF others by our own; to
expect uniformity OF opinion In the
world; to look for Judgment and expe.
rience in youth; to endeavor to mould
all dispositions alike TO yield to imma-
terial trifies; TO look for perfection in
cur own actions; to worry ourselves and
others -ith what cannot be remedied /;
not TO alleviate all that needs alienation
so far as lies In our power not TO make
allowances for the infirmities of others
to consider everything impossible that
/ we cannot perform; to believe only
what our finite minds can grasp; TO ex.
pect TO be able to understand every.
thing" II. 1T.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1903-03-27
MRS. CALDWELL D.. 0.

Mr.. j. w. Caldwell and l.. NJ
Bushart and daughter Miss Ella
have returned from Dunklin
County, Mo, where tley have
been to attend the burial of Mr..
Caldwell's mother, Mrs. NJ. Il.
Caldwell. Mrs. Caldwell was
II years Of age aad formerly liy-
al in Fulton Coudty. The IN
tentions were to bring the re-
mains back here for burial but
the high water prevented this.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1903-03-27
THE WISE NAN.
IBY WILLIE sMARrwEEp.

BY WILLIE sMARTwEED.
THAR waz man in over town
And hee waz wundrus wize.
Hee had noze, he had mouth
And alsow had sum ize,
Hee had too arms. hee had too legs
And hee waz very fat;
Hee.woar sum cloz. like emmy wun.
And alsow woar hat.
Hee woar hiz whiskurz on hiz faic,
Hiz hare upon hiz he'd,
And when hee wished too goe to sleap
Hee alwaiz went too bed.
Hee had too hands, he had too feat,
Hee smoked good seegar,
And when hee wished too zoe down
town
Hee alwaiz took car.
Hee had sum corns upon hiz feat,
And when hee walked they hirt,
And when hee failed too wash himself,
Why, hee waz smeered with durt
Hee uzed hiz teath too chuw hiz food.
And drank rite down hiz neck,
And if hee hadunt bin soc good
Hee mite have bin reck.
He pade for everything hee got
Hee couldn't bl ON tick
And when hee wazunt fealing we'll,
Why, hee waz often sick.
Hee red hiz paper avery day
Hee took a yellow sheat-
And when hee went TO take stroll
Hee walked upon hiz feat.
Hee alwaiz lissened with hiz GERS.
And talked moast with hiz mouth,
And when nee wazuut going north
KwIte often hee went south.
Hee had wife, hee had sum kids
That's neither hear nor THAR
And when hee breethed it's strange to
say
Hiz lungs sucked in thee air.
Hee neerly alwaiz went to chirch
And walked rite in thee dore,
And when hee got inside thee plaic
Heed sit THAR and heed smear
Thee morel of this tail IL this
Gil tell it in rime):
/ simply wroate theze verses hear
Bekaws had thee time.