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Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17
concerning GOrrecs speech.

H, why should the spirit
OF grammar be proud,
" With. such a wide margin
OF language allowed?
OF course there's a limit;
III knowed" and give saw"
Ell seem and II done it, -.
Are rather too raw
But then there are others
NO better than they
One hears in the talking
He hears every day.
: ssWhere at?'' asks one person,
Quite thoughtless. And, 'Who,"
Asks another, did Mary ,....
Give that bonnet to?'
Hear maid as she twitters,
ttOh, yes went out
With she and her fellow
In his runabeut4"
And hear a man saying,
Between you and /, 5st.
THAT block of Pacific
Would make a good buy"
And this from a mother,
Too kind, to her boy:
Ell had rather you shouldn't
Do things to annoy"
And this from a student,
ConcerrAng a show,
Who says to the maiden,
Lets you and I go.''
There's lots of good people
That's talking like that
Who should learA from we critics
To know where they're at.
w J. hampton in Reader.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17


TIP" ASKED MRS. BOWSER- d.
touch upon temperance, ambition, in
dustry and so on. Whitmore's idea has
been to inctte the tramp to higher aims,
and he has had great success. He says
that at least ten men have gene to
work after loaf1ng around for fifteen
years" --..- .ra.aa. >..a s~..-..g-
"You are sure there is no joke about
it?'' asked MES. Bowser, who somehow
scented a put up job
E'Joke? Joke? Nobody ever jokes
with me, madam. Eight or ten men
will gather in a room hired for the
purpose, and I will stand up and ap-
peal to their manhood for an hour or
SO. fail to see where joke can come
In 3d..
Mrs. Bowser said no more. She had
never heard of Mr.. Bowser's friend
Whitmore or his '.talks," and she knew
that Mr.. Bowser himself had no '<gfft
of the gab," but she helped him make
ready to go and trusted to luck that he
would at least come home in the am
bulance. AS he left the house she said:
you won't blame me if anything
happens, will your
:. "What can happens he asked.
81 don't know" &C.,. ....
"Well, don't make a pancake of your
self. One would think Twas about six
years old and that you were afraid I'd
be hooked by a cow
Mr. Bowser had been told that he
would find his audieace l.. the bacg
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17

1t consists of three pine wood shelves,
each shelf forming a right angle in
the room, and the cioset is so divided
that it provides receptacle for hats.
This is a useful bit of makeshift fur
pishing in the summer cottage or camn.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17

ssYou say you favor divorce p
'rWell' answered the theatrical man
ager, IT don't exactly say favor it,
but IL there were no such thing as di-
vorce what would we do for heroines
in society dramas or for actresses to
play the parish Washington Star.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17
THE BOX CATCHER.
Like the Bali Player wears GR@vcs
But of a Different Design
and Finnish.

Ball players are not the only men
who wear gloves for the protection Of
their hands in catching. The men who
receive from the box factory'the empty
packing boxes are very likely to wear
gloves, too, IN catching the boxes as
they are thrown to them, says the New
York Sun.
A truckload of such boxes is backed
I'D to the curve>andsIlnloadedb by throw
ing the boxes from the truck to the
building, across the sidewalk.
In catching a load of small wooden
boxes the catcher may have hundreds
to catch, one after another, right along
in a stretch-the mere catching of SO
many is quite feat-and gloves are a
good thing to wear in the work But
as the boxes are tossed at him, easily,
not violently thrown, the box catcher
does not, like the ball player, wear pad
ded gloves to protect hinsff from inn
pact and shock, but just good, stout
buckskin gloves to protect his hands
from being cut by box corners or torn
by nall heads and by sfivers.
Cellar Diaries I'm New York.
'There are large number of cellar
diaries in New York. said an inspector
in the health department, reports the
Times, land it is our duty to- see that
they are kept clean and wholesome
Much of the butter marked eFinestock
Farm or somethingyof that sort, never
was off Manhattan island. 1t is chHrned
in the cellars right under the shops
where, in glass refrigerators, it istempt-
ingly displayed in pats, looking as
though they had been wrapped up by a
plump and pretty dairymaid A large
proportion of the btstteT1nilk sold in
dairy restaurants is made right on the
premises, and as much Of it from milk
that has been allowed to becomes little
too acid as from milk that has been
churned.'
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17

eyes, those Georgia cousins of ours
were just as lovely as they could be.
They only regretted that everything
was so dull, and they were awfully sor-
~ we didn't come week sooner"
Something going on then?''
eyes; a lynching. "-Cleveland Plain
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17
Positive Proof.

Wfll-Are you sure she is from Phil
adelphia?
Joe-Well when proposed she said.
This is so sudden ~ Chelsea Gazette.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17
q BAT of N1aksshift Furnfsh.ne

a BAG OF ma2AeSn1IC FeuFm1ShGmS-
Where want of space and economy
In building wfllanot allow comfortable
closet for each bedroom the example
given will be found a fair substitute,
sand 1t is by no means monumental.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17
Evrvbedy Cant Do Everything

We can't paint picture. or carve q
statue. or make coat, but we can
wash clothes to perfection. We can do
1t beeadse we do nothing else-hawe
done nothing else for a4seed while |.
cause we have studied 1t. and Thought
about It, and worked hard as any
painter ever did. 1T requires as much
hard work, and practice, and talent, TO
make asgood laundry as TO make axgood
nacfure. Everybody can't paint a pic
fure- everybody can't wash clothes peg
fecfly. We want you to give CTS a fair
Yriaa. and allow us to prove CUR vEorG
Davis Steam Laundry
~ CANAL STREET
Branch af1ee. GO GRAND street
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17

Rubring wrong at your
house? / saw the doctor going in to-
day.
EEerard Upp-Yes and he'll have to
come again.
Rubring That so? What was the
matter?
Everard UppI didn't have the mon
ey for his last years bin Philadel-
xphia Ledger.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17
DIRECTORY OF
RELIABLE SPECIALISTS
IN WATERBURY.

FOR SALE
AS a result of bushes change a
two-family house with all improve
ments is for sale. JAMES A. PEAS
LEY, 81 LeaRenworth street.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1903-1917, 1903-08-17
TOBACCONIST

Fitting up and repairing pool table
and pipes speciality.
EDW ARD A. FsLRRIIL. 1923 Bank st
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16


Levers & Cooke have just received
their 1903 wall papers.
l. Livingston will soon open his new
store in the Young block.
l.. b. Kerr d Co will hold a final fire
clearance sale on Monday.
There was rehearsal of the opera Ma
ritana at the Elks hall last evening.
Walter Disney will collect accounts
owing the Manufacturers Shoe Com
pany.
The Non Aqua is the name of a real
ly waterproof shoe. Just the thing
for cold feet.
The rainfall at Luakaha, for the day
closing with yesterday morning at 8
o'clock, was PSI inches.
5. Ozaki have just received a large
assortment of fine crepe shirts suitable
for the cold weather.
The First American Savings and
Trust Company is a popular savings
bank and allows Az per cent on year
ly deposits.
Gus Rose has been reelected captain
of Company G, n. G. H., and S. *.
Kamaiopili first lieutenant, and D. Ke-
kaulike second lieutenant.
Louis Marks is to retire from the
Sanitary Laundry to devote his time
to his painting business. Il. c. Win
ston will be the new manager of the
laundry.
The Life Problem Club dined last
evening as it does regularly every
Thursday evening. In the discussion
afterwards, Fred Young gave an add
dress of physical culture.
For honest dentistry at low prices
have the Expert Dentists, Psi Hotel
street, off Union, in front Of the Young
building do your work. Their dentistry
4 is as near painless as can honestly be
produced. ....
( Frank Wilburton, charged with en-
bezzling $50 by selling fish and not ac-
counting for the money, waived pre-
liminary examination this morning in
/ the police court and was committed to
! the Circuit court. Wilburton is out on
bonds.
! H. Wilson of the big contracting firm
/ of Wilson, Lyons & Company of San
| Francisco, arrived by the Sonoma yes
| terday. He comes to look over the
field of the Kona-Kau Railroad before
entering upon the work of building the
road.
Mrs. Fannie I. Helmuth, one of the
founders of the first wOman's club in
the United States, and the first presi-
dent of the American Federation Of
Woman's clubs, was a passenger on
the Ventura yesterday passing through
Honolulu.
An adjourned meeting of the Repub-
lican Territorial Central Committee
will be held at Republican headquar-
ters on Saturday evening next, Janu-
airy Il, al 1870 o'clock. The business of
the meeting is to receive the County
bill, as prepared by the special COM
mittee authorized at the last Terri
torial convention, with a report there
on.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16
BURGERS ASK
SEVERAL BOONS
DRAW UP AN ADDRESS TO THE
COLONIAL SECRETARY - WANT
AMNESTY AND ARBITRATION.

PRETORIA, Jan. San influential
meeting of burghers yesterday drafted
an address for presentation to Colonial
Secretary Chamberlain and the Legis-
lative Council, embodying the views of
the leaders. Among the recommends
tons are general amnesty, the MAIN
tenance OF the TransvaaIs pre-war
regulations regarding natives, the inn
portation of cattle by the Government
and their sale to the burghers at ac-
tual cost and the abolition of the
South African constabulary. Generals
Botha, De Wet and De La Rey strong
ly urged the necessity Tor moderate
attitude and organization to assist the
present Government. General Botna
reported that $4,000 had been collected
in America and Europe for the relief
of the destitute Beers.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16
A JAPANESE WAS ROBBED.

H. Kishi a hack driver, reported to
the authorities this morning that he
had been robbed by a burglar last
night. The Japanese lives on Vineyard
street on the Eva side of the Queen
hotel He left the door to his room open
last night. Early this morning while
dressing he discovered that he had
been robbed. A gold plated watch val
ued at 1923 and a purse containing $145O
were stolen. The robber is supposed
to have entered the room while KisRi
slept
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16
CAPITAL INCREASED.

z. Peck & Company have filed with
Treasurer Kepoikai notice of increase
of their capital stock from 100000 to
SlO5 900.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16
Ladies'
MuSIin
Underwear
N&***&*&*kkk+

ock begins our great January
ins. The sale will continue
goods last.
Y, as will be seen by the exam
trimmings, the sewing, are fully
mbined with the prices should
pply. There arrived by the
uisite Home Made" Garments,
ainsooks and Lawns, beautifully
ach; all these go in at the sale
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16
For Rent.

Premises on Beretania street between
Piikoi and Keeaumoku streets. Large
cottage, Parlor, Bedrooms, Dining
Room, Kitchen, Carriage House and
Stables.
Large yard, lot 1OOx9OO, runs through
from Beretania to Kinau streets.
Rent $35 per month.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16

On Monday Morning at o'cl
Sale of Ladies' Fine Under-Mus
thro' out the week, or while the
The values are extraordinar
pies quoted. The muslins, the
up to our standard, and when co
persuade you to buy a years su
last steamer, a lot of those exq
the dainty kind, made of Soft N
trimmed, worth $500 and $500 e
prices.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16
NEW ADVERTIsEnENTs
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL.
Paragraphs That Give Condensed
news Of the Day,
THE WEATHER.

Weather Bureau, Puuahou. 1 p. m.
Wind, light, east; weather, clear
Morning minimum temperature, 90;
midday maximum temperature, a.;
barometer, 9 a. No. 3O.O6, rising, (cor-
rected for gravity; rainfall, "a hours
ending > d. m. .02; dew point, 9 a. m,
63 humidity . a. m, "A per cent.
CURTIS j. LYONS, Observer.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16

First-Class Lunches served with tea,
coffee. soda water, ginger ale or milk.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16

MISS CANTOR RECEIVED Elk YEA
LAMBDA, A QUANTITY OF SMART
HATS WHICH SHE WILL OFFER,
TOGETHER WITH HER ENTIRE
STOCK, AT OUR JANUARY CLEAR
ING SALE PRICES.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16

Smokers Requisites a Speciality.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16

Note Heads, Bill Heads, Statements
and Fine Commercial Fri nting at the
Star once.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-01-16
For Rent.

Cottage near Emma square, parlor,
bedroom, bath, clothes closet. Rent $40
per month. Suitable for one or two
gentlemen.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29
WHY LAWYERS MULTIPLY.

This sauib was written by Richard
Peters. the FIRST reporter Of the Umted
States supreme court and was pre-
served By John Adams in his diary. II
was handed by Peters to Judge Willing
I'm philadelphia one day in court While
the convention Of INA was in session as
a reply TO a question which the judge
had asked IN pleasantly 1T dinner
You ask me why lawyers so much are
increased.
Though most OF the people already are
heeCcd.
The reason. I'm sure, is most strikingly
plain
Tho sheen are oft sheared the wool
grows again.
And though you may think e'er so odd
Of the matter
The oftener they're feeced the wool
grows the better.
Thus downy chind boys as oft | have
heard,
BY frequently shaving obtain a long
beard
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29

! wonder where is Fairyland?
left It once behind
And, though seek II far and near,
No more its wales / find.
There was a little maid | knew
Who wandered there with me,
But. though often call her name,
No more her form | see.
Mayhap -mayhap--I do not know
Beside some sparkling rill
Deep hid and lost in Fairyland,
She's waiting for me still.
wonder where IL Fairyland,
or near or far away
For OH It's hard to know II well
And then from 1t to stray.
The little maid the Brownies ALL
The elfns still at play
Will someone tell me where they are
For, oh, I've lost the way.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29

Mr.. Jack Londons new novel. 1.-THE
Call OF the Wild has gone promptly
into It's third large edition In this coun-
try Its readers seem specially inter-
ested In the colored illustrations, which
are reproduced by a new process, never
before used for Illustrating a book, and
which are decorative and imaginative,
and yet somehow appropriate for a sim
gtIlarly realistic story. II ranks second
ON the list OF best selling books for re-
cent weeks. being surpassed only by
"The Mettle Of the Pasture"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29

Since the publication ~ HIS Brown
ing" in the English Men OF Letters
series. Mr. Gilbert X Chesterton has
become much discussed literary per-
sonage. WRITING from London, In the
Critic" Miss Glider says;
England is developing n new style or
humor as well as America. and II Is
quite as different from the old humor as
the new American humor Is different
from Artemus Ward and the earlier
Mark Twain The most conspicuous OF
those new humorsts Is Mr., Gilbert x.
Cbesterton. In Amrlca he would hard
~ be called 4 humorist at all, but IN
England he comes under that head' ms
writings, up 10 his latest volume nave
been largely composed 81 paradoxes ana
surprises one does not know iust Where
he is at" ms we say IN America AlteF
reading an essay by Mr. Ch~tertoh we
feel that he Is rather poking run al one
and that he doesn't mean hair ne says
MIR Cheqerfon has only been Known %
the bubble for a c0mraratively snort
time and not more than three or tonr
yoIumcs-and those very small ones
boar his name an the title page. such
work as his Is not likely 20 gain VIDE
ponularlty. 10 ls stin reading ger NC
general public bat among ne discliTn-
mating Few Il receives the highest APP
probation. 49,.
Mr.. Chesterton IS one among those
r.riters who have graduated from jour
raiIsn-bardiy graduated from u. PER
hans for hc Is stu a regular con'rlhu-
,"r IN the London 'Dally News, hav-
,ng tbe same position on that paper that
H. Androw Lang held FOR a number OF
,..ars 4 sort ~ go-as-you-pleasa coli
,,,,, he conducted hy him In that jour
al III ue writes on any subject that IN
,crosts him. and the way he treats me
me-, no matter what lt may be- in-
terests his readers
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29
NOTES.

Doubleday. Page & Co., have sold
over million columes OF their Little
Masterpiece OF Literature" and they
will soon publish some Little Master
pieces Of Science" edited by George
lies OF which over 10000 volumes are
now being printed in anticipation Of
their success,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29
THE OLD MILL.
cThomas Dunn English)

Here from the brow of the hlll look
Through a lattice Of boughs ana
leaves
On the old gray mill, with It's gambrel
roof
And the moss on It's rotting caves
hear the clatter that jars It's walls
And the rushing waters sound ~.
Ard see the black floats rise and fall
As the wheel goes slowly round.
I rode there often when | was young,
with my grlst on the horse before
And talked with Nelly, the miller's girl,
AZ | waited my turn at the door,
All while she tossed her ringlets brown.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29

This is striking picture youth Of Alma Dunford who now Dr.
welk Lake dentist He may tell his best
but he doesn't care to disclose
the general public will be able venture pretty
The lines their hands and faces and
absence hair altogether
as to the that there have been some changes since
he sat IN the little Ottnger more for many
wears and pleasant while the pushed the button
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29

Virglnans say that Thomas Dixon,
Jr's., home "Elmlngton Manor" at
Dixondale Va, on the shores Of the
Chesapeake bay is one of the most
beautiful estates IN the state. He has
a mile and more Of beach on his own
place, and Il is drive OF two miles
from his front gate TO his house.
There are 300 large shade trees on his
lawn. Although his house has %
rooms, he built a log cabin doN1 q"
the water that he might have an iso-
lated place 10 write IN. Mr.. Dixon Is
one OF those fortunate authors who has
a large income from his novels and
his new novel OF the evils Of divorce
and Socialism, called 1.-THE One Wo-
man." though only published a few
days ago, promises TO be his most sue
cessful book In a financial way,
An old Florida colonel who had re-
Gently read up from Slavery met
Booker T, Washington the other day
and IN a bibuous burst Of confidence
said TO the negro educator:
"Suh. I'm glad TO meet you. Always
wanted 10 shake your hand, sub
think, sub, you're the greatest man in
America"
"Oh. MOI" said Mr. Washington.
you are, sub said the colonel. and
then pugnaciously; who's greater"
well" said the founder OF Tuskegee,
there's President Roosevelt
mo. subj" roared the colonel not
by a joyful I used to think so, but
since he invited you TO dinner ! thinks
a blank scoundrel'
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29
FORGOTTEN.

How harehly falls upon the ear
This one sad word-how great the feai
To be, when death 20 us draws near,
Forgottenl
To know, ere many summers gay,
or winters drear, have passed away,
That we must molder IN the clay,
Forgottenl
SO all men seek the mystic key
or earthly immortality
In the vain hope Of not to be
Forgotten
But all vain hopes Of this must die,
No man can flight of time defy;
We all within our graves must lie,
Forgotten!
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29
TEACHERS.

Dr. Talmages now book, "The Great
Salt Lake present and PasO," should
be IN the hands Of every educator The
amount Of information II contains re-
lating TO the great saline sea, makes
II an Invaluable work for reference or
study, Deseret News Book Store, Salt
Lake City. Utah.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29

Harper & Brothers are printing new
edition Of Lew. VILLAGES story Of THE
First Christmas" in which the meet
ing g the Wise Men In the desert and
their worship Of the Christ-child is des-
crIbed with such consummate art.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29
BOOKS.

Messrs. Harper & Brothers will pub
lish In September Justin Huntly Me-
Carthys new novel. "The Proud
Prince" A few days after It's publica-
tion IN book form the play made from
the story by Mr. Mccarthy viii be
presented by Daniel Frohman on the
stage In New York. with Mir Sothern
In the title role. This Is the NTH
dramatized novel 90 figure on the
Harper list this coming season. Should
Sir Gilbert Parkers play Of The Right
OF Way" he produced-aud there may
be probability Of this later In the
year-the list will be increased to six.
The title OF Mrs Margaret Deland's
new volume OF Old Chester stories
which viii be published in the autumn
by Harper e. Brothers has been
changed from "Old Chester Folk" TO
"Dr. Lavendar's People" DR.. Laven-
dar, Il will be remembered by readers
of Mrs. Deland's previous volume Of
"Old Chester Tales" Is the broad
minded and broad-hearted old country
clergyman who forms the connecting
link between all this authors Chester
stories.
Miss Blanche McManus IL best
known as the sympathetic Illustrator
OF Alice IN Wonderland" and Through
the Looking Glass" a daring undertake
Ing justified BY success. The repro
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29

Although knew II well enough
In quite another day,
| knew just where the elfins played
or drank the dewdrop wine
And Robin Goodfellow himself
Was then friend OF mine,
The Brownies played their tricks 70
me
There In that mystic land,
And TriXies laughed IN hidden dells
or took me by the hand.
And there were giants very tall,
More tall than | can tell,
And Jack the Killer he was there;
knew him very well.
And Clnderella--you may deem
She's but tabled lass,
But faith! rye met her oftentimes
And seen her shoe Of glass.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-29

II should be said while speaking OF
musical comedy that the coon song
is no longer fashionable, 1t has been
replaced by the "jungle song" Some
people cannot see any difference. Tn
initiated say there Is a great one. A
Illustration, they give Under the BAN
boo Tree" for the "junge" and "Bll
Bailey. Won't You Please Come Home"
for the coon" song. However, II you
would be up to-date you must be able
to hum the latest "junge" songs
From Timely Topics Of the Stage,
by George II. Richardson. in Septem-
Der National Magazine.