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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24
THE NONPAREIL MAN

some beautiful bird of paradise and dipped in the
eye OF rainbow that we might Httingly de-
scribe the beautiful marriage scene enacted at
the residence VI Mr.. and Mrs. A. g. Davis Of
Strand at o'clock In the afternoon OF Wednes-
day, June 10, 1908. Just as the day god,
clothed in majesty sublime, had started on it's
downward course toward the western sea, she'd
ding his galaxy Of quiyering. golden beams DER
the rejoicing earth-it was then that the chords
OF confidence, hope and love, binding the hearts
Of Ell Friedrich Guernsey snd Beatrice Davis
were indelibly traced upon the scroll Of life, and
the sacred seal Of holy matrimony placed there
On
Goodness!
Maxims OF Success-Th There is no reason
why any boy, however humble, should not
be a Rockefeller II he sets his mind to 1t
and follows out the Rockefeller maxims Of
success. No matter how lowly his cir
cumstances, nothing Is more certain than
the fact that he can mould them like
dough and to dough at his will. It is
following these simple business rules that
has placed Mr.. Rockefeller where he is
to-day and has made him the father Of
the biggest cipher that ever wore a rim.
These proverbs and maxims that have
placed the Rockefeller family where 1t is
I to-day are as follows:
/. "A stitch In the side saves nine.
2. Morgan and his gold are soon parted.
s. FOilcy IS the best honesty.
4. It Is easier for the camel to pass thru
needles eye than it is for rich man
to get arrested.
5. Fast bind; then grind.
6. Oil is not gold that glitters.
z. Never do any one tomorrow when
he can be done to-day.
8. Haste makes money.
9. Never throw away the bunghole of
the barrel.
10. If at first you don't succeed, do, do
your friend.
L II. He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
IL. Every day has his dog.
10. Love of money Is the Root of all
EVIL. Grab a root.
IL. Hitch your pipe line to a star. After
that you own the star.
Edward L. Henry, an English painter, is
said to be one OF the most absent minded
men in all England. At reception not
long ago Mr.. Henry was very busy talking
| to a fellow artist when something irri-
| tated his ankle. He stopped down, lifted
| the edge Of the bottom Of one Of the other
| mans trouser legs, calmly scratched the
other mans ankle and, replacing the gar.
ment, went on talking, wholly oblivious OF
| his action and apparently perfectly sat
| isfied. Does not this simple action &C.
! count obviously Tor the man who takes his
| friends umbrella in that simple ant
| earnest way with which we are all SO wei
acquainted? At any rate, it gives us ct
! excuse for the broadcast charity and wides'
| liberation. "A. ]. r.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

The fact that a big Minneapolis grain
company has established branch in Gal
weston, Tex, is significant More and
more is the wheat Of the middle west and
southwest destined to move to gulf ports
for export.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

AN INVITATION is extended to all to visit
the Press Room, which IL the finest IN the wens:
Goss Presses With total capacity OF LA 0O0
eightpags Journals an hour Rrinteed, ao a
to 1850 o. M Inquire at the business Office nnd
be directed to the visitors gallery OF the rfess
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

cess has a better chance, II he judiciously
fans his boom, not earlier than three
months before the national nominating
convention, The precocious boom is likely
to wear people out There are cases. Ike
that Of Roosevelt, where the boom for the,
presidential nomination by his party
comes naturally and inevitably like q flow
er from the budding.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

Rochester, N. r, is fighting the en-
largement of the Erie canal so as to ac-
commodate 1.ooo-ton barges.. Rochester
must imagine that It is located In Louis
lana or Texas, instead of New York.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24
cARNEalEis OPPORTUNITY:
1,hica - I.Riecnrd !. Heral I:

Chicago MISUNDERSTANDING.
AS the postal scandal develops it begins
to look as IL Andrew Carnegie might be
able to help out in an able manner by
providing funds with which to- build an
nexes to some of our jails.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24
tF RyssIA WEE q JOKER
Washington Post

1t Is limited that Russia s reply to. the
president will be IN the form OF diplo-
matte hint to join Don't Worry club.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24
OTHER THINGS As DEADLY

Chicago Record Herald.
The new King of Servia smokes cigar
mites constantly. Still. he isn't likely to
be killed by cigarettes.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24
Situation ile the Philippines.

Ladronism continues to flourish In the
Philippines. A correspondent Of the Phila-
delphia4 Ledger thinks 1t will be SO as long
as the civil government continues its pres
ent mild policy. Some Of the ladrones are
mere robbers, but others, while none the,
less robbers, have another motive in keep
ing the field, and that is that il the coun-
try is continually disturbed the Americans
will the sooner give the islands complete
lf-government. The same correspondent
alleges that this sort Of ladronism is en-
Filipinos now in government positions.
These officeholders reason that the more
turmoil and tumult there is in the coun-
try, the longer the present form of govern
ment will be maintained and the longer
their jobs will last. The officeholders fear
equally complete independence and re-
turn to military rule. The ladrone also
fears a return totmilitary rule at the pres
ent time. Consequently the ladrones very
rarely extend their activities to Americans
or others than natives. They know that
attacks on Americans would bring out the
army again, whereas If they continue to
confine their operations to marrying the
unfortunate farmers and villagers the civil
government will continue to look upon
their operations as merely those of ma
rauders gradually to be rounded up and
punished -.
). This correspondent doubtless, expresses
the point Of view OF the army and of the
great majority Of Americans resident in
the islands. The latter desire to have the
islands exploited for their benefit, where
as they are being governed, for the benefit
of the natives. At the same time, ladron-
ism continues on an alarming scale, and
there is no doubt that II the civil govern
ment finds itself unable to stamp it out
within two or three years, the troops will
have to be called in again.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

4 THE JOURNAL Ia 4published every evening,
except sunday. at xT-za Fourth Street South,
Journal Building, Minneapolis. MINI.
(New York Office.
Mgr. General Adyg. Tribune Building.
Tribune Building.
Representative. AZ Post Building.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

Langley's flying machine started OF
grandly-by freight boat. Santos Du-
mont's old gasbag may not amount to
30c, but 1t has one thing about 1t that
we like. 1t flies.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

Professor Wiley is going to pasture his
young men on tobacco for awhile and see
what effect It has on their constitutions.
We; foresee their demise at the tender age
or 80 or whereabouts.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

The smart set is now adding a few
chapters of seashore ennui to it's book Of
general ennui. S,ss
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

The Kansas City piano mans family
is spending the summer at a watering
place. The flood destroyed 500 pianos in
Kansas City, many of which had to be
replaced.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

You can judge something Of the char
acter Of a, man who insists frequently
and loudly on the femininity OF the mos
quito that bites.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

The public debt Of the United States
has been reduced during the year just
ended by $16,ooo,oo fThe government, is
still payinga interest on $914,5 40.
sA-Wss1N .Ierr1aa ne Z
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

A lot OF government. warriors, who are
saddle sore from sitting in a cane-i
seated office chair with their feet on the
table, are jumping on General Miles for
fooling around ."the frontier and find
ing out what is going on.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

It doesn't seem just the thing for these
mountain climbers to be getting killed
by falling off when there is SO much
wood that can be sawed in perfect safety.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

schwab got s25, 100000 and paresis. It
would be money in his pocket to lose
them both.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-24

Some day, but not at this time"
says Tesla, II shall make announcement
Of something that I never once dreamed
of. What's that! Has his old friend
paid back that S. he borrowed?
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01
COAL BARONS AT 1T AGAIN.

the people of this country given an excellent
but costly opportunity take the coal
barons They found these region to be
selfish and graspng the conduct of their and
overbeang in their treatment of employees and
enacted TO regulate the traffic producers
the greatest necessities of the public
was believed however that after the exposure their
methods and their questionable operations they
accent and less rapacous in their dealings with
@ ueted SO outragousy last during famine
~ ney were Chiefly responsible for precpang This
appear TO be well founded in the light of the
@ ue at the coal barons startled by the produc-
~ o 100000 tons OF anthracite last which
o"oo above the for period caused stag
nation IN the market have given orders for the curaent Of the
output - Wv
In othe words aer and his fellows evidently intend 70 conn
consumers 10 pay their price for the artificial and
means OF shutting down the thus reducing the sunni,
III there IS any sagnaton in the coal is certainly not due
to overproduoton at the mines but the fact that the n h
pohted by the terrible lesson they last winter To avert
suffering such they forced endure then evo,. %
could secure the necessary has bought his winters coal
early and has il safely in the Furthermore 81, -,
dealers helped this rush by increasing price during tho
months and predicting still further during the fall
Scandaous indeed the in which the coal baro, are
operating for the sole purpose of raising their profits to an u
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01
OUR WARSHIPS AT BEIRUT.

The Turkish minister the United
because American warsps have been Beirut and made
strenuous but unsuccessful efforts them
be good ships
to teach the outlaw element
cannot be attacked with mpuniy and satisfaction
the against Vice Consul Magessen
permitted without protest
demanding reparation Americans Beirut well the other
disturbed districts would in all probability eraver
than they before the cowardy attempt the life
consul
The plea by minister that the presence of
of sympathy with them and weight
Whatever None know better than insurgents
ent OF the United States neddng
evots and certainly will irresponsible
bands rebels who unless they
reach this country little less cruel Turks
whose oppressive they ostenby fighting DESTROY
1t is claimed there nothing attack on Vice
Sons Magessen and that conditions
at beirut that is true those conditions be changed
American warsps Beirut will materially changing them
The sending OF the warships
Darrassment to Turkey is distinct mott
be fully protected in their and property
lection is not given she will be held accountable
moreover the United States without causing anv SUSPICION
as TO Its motives or its purposes act fer the
and Tor the security OF life and Unlike several
european nations not concerned in business there
England has large commercial interests English
building railroad from Damascus Haa capital
invested in the railroad from Appo and German
tists IN more extended railway system Turks have under
Mecca - '1 anu
beirut is the of Damascus nations HAVING ~
ness or interests there will gladly States
undertake the task of restoring preserving good order Th
know this republic has and hev know @
VIII not be baked securing
ton OF one OF its accredited representatives
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

Turkey will levy duty that American Cotton about
arrive of her ports
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01
DIED

ANDREWs-In this city. the 3oth inst.
stephen ID. Andrews. in his SOD year.
! Funeral services Thursday. Sept. Sd, at
? O'Clock p. M, at No Humboldt ave-
nue.. Relatives and friends are invited to
] attend.
/ cAlLAHAk-In this city. soth ult. John
Henry. son OF John and Lucy Callahan.
Funeral from his parents residence 7S4
\ Atwelfs avenue, Wednes sday Sept = at
/ 7:30 a. m. Relatives and friends are in
vited TO attend. Intermont at Pascoag.
cRANsToN-In this city. the soth ult..
Eliza Young Cranston daughter Of the
| late Henry C.and Eliza Merriman Gran
| ston.
Funeral from her late residence, 3e5
Benefit street. Wednesday. at l2 o'clock
Burial private.
cUsHlNG-In this city, 3oth ult. Thomas
Cushing.
Funeral from his late residence, No. 4s
McDonough street. Wednesday, Sept. 2.
at a. m. Relatives and friends are in
vited TO attend.
HEARY-In this city, on the 3lst ult.
James Heary. Residence IL Inkerman
street. Member Of Roger Williams
conclave, 632, Improved Order OF Hep
tasophs.
Newburg. ~ Y. and Newport papers
please copy.
JEFF ERSoN-At Newport r. l.. Aug
81. James Jefferson. aged IS years
Funeral services Wednesday. Sept g.
at D. m, at the chapel North Burial
ground. Providence. r. l. Relatives and
friends are invited TO attend
kNoWLE LES-In Cranston. Aug 90 John
NJ. Knowles, aged 64 years
Funeral from the residence Of William
o. Gardner. near Salisbury's Four Cor
ners. Wednesday. Sept. 2. at 1880 "a. m.
Burial at Woodville r. l., same day
MAOlSON-In Quidnessett, North Kings
town, Both ut.. Mary A. Madison,
daughter Of the late Joseph and Celia
Madison.
Funeral from her late residence. Wed.
nesday. Sept ?, ut 2 p, m. Relatives and
friends Invited 10 attend.
SoUTI1WIck-In Framngham. Mass,
Aug. 30. Isaac II. Southwick OF Provi-
dence. r. l., aged 80 years.
Funeral at the residence Of DR. Keith.
birmingham Centre. Wednesday. Sept 2,
at II o'clock a. m. Burial private.
sTRoNc-In this city. on the Goth ult..
Elizabeth, wife Of the late James
Strong, OF POS Ophelia street
Notice OF funeral later.
sTEERE-In this city. on the 3oth ult,
Mabel Allen wife Of Varnum Steere
and daughter Of Mary A. and the late
william A. Phillips, in her 33d year
Funeral services from the Plainield
street Baptist church. Wednesday. Sept.
2 at p. m. Relatives and friends in
vitsd 10 attend
oWEET-In North Kingstown. r. l. Aug.
80. Clark l.. Sweet. aged &C years
Funeral from Slocums Seventh Day Al.
vent church. Wednesday. Sept 2 at II
o'clock Relatives and friends are invited
10 attend.
WYNN-In this city. the 3Oth ult. Maria,
wife of Michael Wynn
Funeral Will take place from her hus-
lands residence. No 596 Douglas avenue,
Wednesday. Sept 2 at $50 a. m. Ser
vices az ST Edwards church at 2 A. m
Relatives and friends are respectfully In
vited 20 attend.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01
IN MISS BROOKS HONOR.
Bride to Be Entertained by Mrs. Charles n.
Baldwin at Newport.

Snug Harbor" at Newport was the
scene OF a merry gathering of young peo-
pie who were guests of Mrs. Charles II.
Baldwin in honor OF Miss Gladys Brooks
who is to mary Eugene Van Rensselaer,,
Jr, at Trinity church, Thursday.
American beauty roses played an i'm
portant figure in the decorations being
used in tall vases and in centrepieces for
the two large tables
A banjo club furnished music during
the evening which was very pleasantly
spent. Among the guests were Miss
Brooks, Miss Thayer, Miss Anita Sands.
Miss Gwendolyn Burden. Miss Cynthia
Roche, Miss Fannie Iselin. Miss Adelaide
Randolph, Miss s. Douglas, Miss Laura
Swan, Miss Natalie Wells, Miss Anna
Thayer. Miss Catherine Thayer Miss Ma
rion Fish. Miss Constance Livermore.
Miss Beatrice Mills, Miss Gladys Mills.
Miss Helen Cutting. Miss Ruth Twom-
bly,, Mr.. and Mrs. John r. Livermore, Mr.
and Mrs. Reginald Brooks, Miss Natica
Rives, Miss Evelyn Blight Miss F.
Brooks J. o. Minott Gordon Fairchild,
De Lancy Jay Herman Norman, Percy
Wyndham i. Townsend Burden. Jr., Will
liams Z. Burden. Francis ]. Otis, Elliott
Gregory. Arthur Burden. Albert Gray,
John Clinton Gray. Jr., Lewis Cass Led
yard, Jr., William 3. X. Wetmore, Fred
erick c. Havemeyer, Philip Lvermore,
w II. Nelson. William Cutting Willing
Spencer Henry r. Taylor Count de
Rochberg and William Woodward. Jr.
Today from TO 5 p. m. Mrs. III. NJ.
Brooks entertained at tea when the we'd
ding gifts OF Miss Brooks were shown as
they will not be shown at the wedding
This evening Miss Brooks will enter
tain her bridesmaids and a few intimate
friends at dinner and Mr. Thayer gives
his farewell bachelor dinner al the Clam
bake club, which Is TO be followed by
minstrel entertainment
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01
ROBERTS NOT CoWISG

Londonh Sept. Although Field Mar
shal Lord Roberts is still booked to sail
for Boston on the Mayflower. Sept. %,
II can now be definitely stated that he is
not going TO the United States this au-
tumn.
The alteration I'm his plans was neces-
Stated by the postpOneent Of the British
army manoeuvres until the middle OF
September because OF the bad weather
which has retarded the harvesting OF the
crops) and the situation I'm Somailand,
the war office not wanting Lord Roberts
10 be absent while the new east African
campaign is I'm preparation
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

mills taking the threads where the gamblers
broke them Off
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

Senator Morgan has right to walk a
bit chesty these days. The Panama is
doomed as a transisthmian route. and
the venerable senator can truthfully say,
4 told you So. Memphis Commercial
Appeal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01
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! N)HAr OrHERss !
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IF any Democrat can carry Ohio thi
year for governor that man is Tom L
Johnson. Genuine Democrats everywhere
who hope for the triumph OF the peopl
| over corporation greed and corruption
will earnestly desire his success mex
November. Buffalo Courier.
|
Until organized labor treats its graf
ters' as the criminals they really are anc
refuses absolutely to countenance or b'
led by them Il cannot hope TO command
the confidence and respect Of the commu'
nifty, and without these IL will always be
helpless to secure even just recognition.
Philadelphia North American.
I'm objecting 10 an Irish flag that did
not have a golden crown over the harp
signifying British supremacy, Sir Thorn
as Upton indicates that he thinks a harp
and a golden crown belong together in
this world as well as in the next.'-Bos-
ton Herald.
Senator Morgan has a right to walk a
bit chesty these days The Panama is
doomed as a transisthman route. and
the venerable senator can truthfully say,
A toiu you So -hehPihe S0i'''i Ni'''
Appeal.
while the Emperor holds control Of
the army there Is little danger that the
social Democrats can pursue their un-
doubted advantage and use their ever
growing strength and popularity In war
like ends, but with one-half the' adult
population standing firm in favor of So
cial Democracy there Is no telling what
turn affairs may take. These things may
occur 10 the Kaiser. for what else Will
liam may or may not be. he must be ac-
knowledged a shrewd far-seeing man.
and IL IL seems good TO him TO increase
the army's numerical strength while he
has still malleable material to draw
from, who can blame him? There Is
abundant evidence that the proposition
Is most unpopular one. ne."-Minneapolis
Times.
"The French regulations concerning
automobiles are much more rigid than
any which have been put In force I'm this
country. but Frenchmen submit TO them
unconplaini1gly. Perhaps they no more
like to have numbers on their machines
than Chicagoans do. but they make no
fuss about II. There Is a good deal to be
said I'm favor OF the spirit OF quiet ac-
quiescence in regulations which check
individual freedom for the public good.
IL is a pity that Americans do not have
more OF it."-Chicago Tribune
There IL as little value and sense In
the tendency we note cropping out again
among certain eminent Republicans to
hang that old party tag on Mayor Low
which he formally discarded I'm 1901 as
there Is In the coincidcnt tendency
among certain Democrats to decry his
denomination on the ground that the eft
uation dema nds the nomination OF "some
good independent Democrat" Both
these tendencies are mischievous to the
cause of fusion OF 1903. which the parties
20 the fusion OF 1901 are supposed TO have
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

at heart Both are fatuous. New York
Mail and Express.
The startling news has been received
OF the murder OF william c. Magelssen,
United States vice consul at Beirut. In
Syria. This adds to the gravity OF the
situation which is rapidly becoming un-
endurable. Beirut is in Syria. far remov-
ed from the scene of the Macedonian
troubles. and the crime which has been
committed there could hardly have had
any connection with the deplorable dis
turbances which are occurring elsewhere.
But IL indicates the growth throughout
the Turkish empire OF a turbulent and
fanatical spirit whose extension cannot
be contemplated without the most seri-
Gus concern. rn.'-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

at heart Both are fatuous. New York
Mail and Express.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

Theodore H. Price recognized predicts big
slump the price of the staple owing the
This will be dscouragng the gamblers but cheering
information manufacturers and operatives who been
losers through the manipulation of the
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

righteous level and they steadily increasing the indignation of
the people such pitch that they make irresistible
demand for government ownership of the counry coal fields
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

Stage struck girls will find something ponder in the death
destitute condition of the brilliant and ongfamous
Janauschek.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

That Kansas judge who tasted 81 days dyspepsia
successfu-n curing the diseasefor he died yesterday
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

hoping the final chapter in the Sandy Hook story will
be completed today.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-01

I'm objecting TO an Irish flag that did
not have a golden crown over the harp
signifying British supremacy, Sir Thorn
as Upton indicates that he thinks harp
and a golden crown belong together in
this world as well as in the next. '-Bos-
ton Herald.