Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1903-01-25
"Gr-reat throuble among the crown
ed heads " Europe. said Mr.. Dooley.
What's Eoin' on 81 asked Mr. Hem

s5 'sr-reat throuble among the crown
ed heads " Europe. said MI. Dooley.
What's Eoin' on Z" asked Mr.. Hen
messy s.sS7s9.<4
Oh fvrythins that people get ar
rested TT. said Mr.. Dooley.
drunkenness an discord'ly con-
4 ouck, assault an. batthry, riot, an
eiopemints. TIL King .iv Blum has
Snred his daughter firm tn house again
an shes down at TIL newspaper Office
oicta tin. tn SAD story ~ her life. TIL
: Car ~ Rooshya Is unafsy In his head
and sets an day long while an 5Ameri-
can hypnotist makes passes In front
Nv him Til Impror " Germany has
been sayin' nasty. spitefuI things
about tn King ~ England behind his
back, an Il they yer meet, some
wan is soln' to tn; hure. Tn, King ~
spain IS lookin' f'r his august mother
TO slug her III wantin to marry
again An tn happy Hapsburgs are
4 batin polismen. shootin' tIimsilves.
an runnin' off with ladies iv Ia, cho.
rus. Il
Ivrywhere on tn continent ~ Eu-
rope it's tn same thing. &c see yon
palace raisin' Its lofty. head in yon
garden? Think ye. Hinnissy, that all,
is happiness an contint within thin
yon marble walls? It amt so. In that
stately pile TIL : dishes is passin'
through tn air TIL same as in tn
humble abodes iv tn poor. His i'm
peeryal Majesty is dhraggin' her i'm
peeryal Majesty around the great hall
Nv state be tn hair ~ tn head. TIL
oalken walls resounds with cries w:
Let go iv me earl Occa sionally
king comes out Nv tn goolden dure
pursooed be crowns, scipters, Oh mas
theirs. carved furniture, an boots
Who Is that woman at tn window
Nv tn palace? IT'S her serene altess,
Sophia Maria Victorine Linolea Be-
jabers Bezaza Carebe1la Deliria Maud,
Crown Princess Nv Weisenbrod. whoop-
in FIR tn polls. TIL court news an
tn polls news is tn same thing: Her
Majesty took tn air in tn garden
where she met his Majesty, after
which she took tn court 'Th' Queen
was seen dhriyin'e yisterdah Her eyes
Is much bettfer.' OWN to L. state
of. her Majesty's rile temper. his Ma
jesty rayceived TIL cabinet Thursday
in tn coal cellar. Her Majesty dis
turbed tn council be. hollerin' down
tn furnace pipes an poundin' on tn
;f1ure. TIL chancellor Nv tn exchequer
s on lawn tn residence through tn
laundry shute was felled be a pianny
STOOL. Tt Is announced that her Ma
jesty has eloped with TIL coort plum
ber'
AN SO 1t goes. TIL papers are
filled with rile throubles. a poor
Dimmycrat amt got q chanst He
cud bate his wife all night an niver
be noticed be tn press. Homemade
elopemints rayce:ve no attintion Lave
me tell ye about tn romance Nv tn
Crown Princess ~ saxony. It's wan
Nv TIL mos romantic things I've seen
lately. Not bei1,' romantic speaker,
can't tell 1t to We TIL way I ought
to, but I'll tell it me own simple way.
Nanny years ago.ewan " tn ladies
" tn Hapsburg family marrid tn
Crown Prince ~ saxony. TIL house
Nv Hapsbtrg is tn rough house iv
Europe. TIL family is gay dogs, an !.
Sophy J. Hapsburg inherited their
thraits. She met tn Crown Prince
sometime afther they were marrid,
an f'r thirty or forty years tlley-lived
together happily, but not f'r long, an
raised large or German family But
tn bloom soon came off TIL peach.
In less thin. quarter iv a cinchry