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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-02-15
APARTMENTS FOR RENT.


APARTMENTS TO LET.
FOR RENT-The La Drande, 9TH 81. NV be-
tween and G. SITS. opposite Pension Bureau.
Two modern housekeeping apartments. five
rooms and bath. newly renovated throughout,
front view; thoroughly heated Second floor.
s85. fourth floor. $3.50. lease Apply 20
". r. COWEN. Room s, Bliss Building. 50 b
ST. NV
FOR RENT-Thc Kingman. Massachusetts, ave.
NV. between sth and 5th SIS. faces south:
central location. New, modern housekeeping
apartments; FIVE rooms and bath. handsomely
finished and papcred. electric light. all CON
veniences- S35 per month and up. Apply to
". F. COWEN. Room s. Bliss Building. 50 B
ST. fc4-tf
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FOR sALRMIscELLANEoUs-

FOR sALE-MISCELLANEoUS-
FOR sALE-Foiding bed. SIS: cost SIS. The
store that sells everything sth
and II SIS NV fel5-3t Z
FOR SALE-Very fine upright piano: fine tone;
cost 500; now SIS. The store that sells every
thing-HOPWOOD'S. sth and sts- nv
fel5-3t
FOR SALE-Larze ice box. suitable FOR grocery
store FRIES q Co, 400 10th st. NV. fel5-3t
FOR SALE-Showcases. wardrobes. chifonier.
bar fixtures, parior suite. sl5. cost So; cots
and mattresses. See us-save money kl2IES
co. 400 10th ST NV fel5-5t
FOR sALE-Very rare old pedestal; claw feet
mahogany spinnet or piano. so; worth 500
30 ON 80 nW- 1el2-9t
FOR sALE-Fine nickel coffee Urn. SIS. cost
SEQ. good as new. Sl5 9th St NV. fel5-St
FOR sALE-Rare furniture Of a noted Washing
ton family; eight hand-carved dining room
chairs and table 20 match for sl25; cost s275.
one genuine black leather sofa. mahogany finish
frame, SIS, cost $50; hand-carved English wal
nut library table, SOS. cost SIS, two hand
some large English walnut sOfes sos each. cost
500 each. Inspection invited at Sl5 9th St
NV fel5-3t
FOR SALE-Pavn tickets for gents gold watch.
ladys gold watch. iady's diamond lOcket. IS
diamond lizard, horseshoe pin, l. diamonds, and
solitaire diamond ring, cheap; can be seen be-
fore buying. Address BOX 426. this Office
fe15-3t
FOR sALE-Large SIS Jewel gas range, suitable
for hotel or boarding house; viii sell cheap
GlS 9th 81. NV. fel4-St
THE Guarantee Sewing Machine Co-Neu Drop
head, Singer, Wheeler & Wilson. Standard. SIS
second hand Singer, $50, New Home. $50;
Wheeler & Wilson. -: Union. 8. Domestic.
SlOs Standard. Sl3. On credit. SOC weekly
Every machine guaranteed. open until p. m.
f25 AZ 81 sw. .iel43t
FOR SaLE-one 6-horsepower steam boiler and
complete OUTFIT 20 heat lo-room house Inquire
1919 G. ST. NV. feIi-Sr
FOR sALE-Light OAK sideboard. 1916 9th IT
NV. fel4-St
FOR SALE-One large double oven range. $50
cost so. 4-burner gas range, $3.50. cost $50;
fine coffee urn: sideboaTds, folding beds; most
anything You need FRIES q CO 400 10Th It.
NV. tel3-St
FOR SAIE-Two handsome coffee urns, good as
new; also one long counter HOPWOOD'S, sth
and X NV fel3-St
FOR SAIE-Entire contents Of lunch room; t.
bles, chairs, dishes glassware, show cases
HOPWOOD's. Sth and NV. iels-st
F,DR SALE-Heating stove aud lot OF burlap
and excelsior. as st. NV. iel3-St
FOR SALE-Waiters. attention, Go5d full dress
coats, s. 10 So each. Apply 800 9Th 81. NV
fe13---
FOR SALE-Some very desirable second hand
clothing. ladies and boys. cheap not 60 deal
ers. Address bon Sf, this office fel3S-
FOR SALE-LOcomobile with detachable top; in
hrsJ-class condition. and cheap for cash. Adj
dres, BOX l6ls city Postotie,. tel3-St
FOR SALE-Chcap. high-gradc shorsepoWer
sasolenc engine, in perfect condition. Call
BOX -. Rockville. Nd feIl-6t
FOR SAILS for Morris chairs with hair
cushion; 50 for hair mattress in two parts
bedroom and ParlOr suites. 81 per week. Get
our prices REDMOND'S. s1I-slS 18th St NV
e9tf
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WANTED-Au assistant window dresser and card
writer; only competent and experienced men
need apply. GoLDENBERG'>. Ith and X SITS
~
WANTED-A thoroughly arst-clas, fancy cake
baker. steady position To- competent man
tlSsELLS. li27 New York ave. II
WANTED-B Boy. r. years old. to learn photog-
aply. G. T. kERFOuT 500 Pennsylvania ave
WANTED First-class union barber. 62& eth st.
sW. II
WANTED-A Hrst-clas, white barber; steady
job and good guarantee TO right man Apply
ism and g. st~- NV. fclJ-5t
WANTED-An honest. middIe-aged single man.
with good reference, 60 take charge 81 small
store for his board, room. and small salary.
DUNLAP, go st. NV. IL
WANTED Men everywhere; good pay: 10 dis
tribute circulars, adv matter, tack signs, etc.
No cauydssiuE. NATIONAL ADV BUREAU,
Chicago. Il
AN INCOME or sl5 week can be earned in
write and willing 90 yprs. proof sent fnc any
where; addressed envelope. EMPIRE, Ss5 Bridge
ST., BROOKLYN, y. Y. II
WANTED-Auy intelligent person may earn
good income corresponding for newspapers;
PRESS SYNDICATE LocilUort. y Y It
WANTED Immediately. ty reliable Cleveland
house, vldeawa>c man with good business
experience 20 complete our travelling force for
1913: general mercantile trade, permanent
BlNLER q co. Cleveland Ohio. II
WANTED-CircuIar distributors. everywhere: g
20 . per thousand earned DISTRIBUTORS
NATIONAL UNION. Cincinnati, ONO. II
WANTED Ambitious Young man; travel. adver-
usc, $40 month, expenses, experience unuccCs-
saTy, inCioSe addressed envelope. MANAGER
HUGHES, Nonon building. thicaEo- II
WANTED-Two good carpenters. Apply 10
o. L II AID 18th
sunday between 10 and H. L.
WANTED-A good coIorsd man cook. G29 f st.
nv. Il
WANTED-Ncat colorcd boy about l. years
old; must have best Of references. Apply to
Manager, between $50 and 9 o'clock A. LIS
NER. The palais Royal, G. and llth SITS II
WANTED-At once. coIored walters. TIE 10
Gan. 18Th ST and Iowa Circle It
WANTED-Mcn: we have the finest Philippine
resurrection plants ever offered: come and get
the money makers. ADS Indiana ave. NV. 1t
WANTED-Evcrywhcr hustler - tacx signs
distribute circulars, samples. etc; no canvass
ing, good pay. Sun ADVERTISING BUREAU
Chicago u
WANTED-Mcn with mig to introduce Monarch
1 Poultry Mixture; so weekly and expenses.
stamp, MONARCH MFG. co Box 1899. spring
field, III. feI.s I522
WANTED-White man or boy 70 distribute cir
culars. Address BOX 414. this Office Answer
not later than 3 p m sunday. feIs-2t
WANTED Experienced waiter: also house man
( HOTEL BALTIMORE, 18th and New YORK. ave.
NV. fc14-9t
WANTED-Man 90 drive light delivery wagon;
good steady job for right man; give age and
reference Address bon 4O2, this Office.
fcI3-5t
lWANTED-Two good cabinetmakers r. BANK
Wan. southcast corner 18th and G NV fe1S-3t
WANrED-Bakcr; one who understands pies and
bread. 1874 Maryland ave. me- feI3-3t
WANTED young man in real estate and in
surance office Address BOX 394. this office.
fel2-2t
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FOR RENT-HOUSES.

FOR RENT-2522 Mossm0re ave, Meridian Hill,
rooms very large yard. water at kitchen door.
This is a very desirable house for respectable
colorcd family b. H. WARNER & CO, g16 F
NV. ieI4-3t
FOR RENT-Good six-room house; BAY window;
stable; 4u3 10Th st. NV, 50 % per month. GEO
BALE Room l2+. Loan and Trust Building.
10 1l-Et
FOR RENT-S27 18th Sc, G rooms, bath, cellar,
front porch. and large back yard GEO. ROTH,
80 18th Sc fel4-3t
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ROYAL BLUE LINE.

All trains Illuminated with Pintsch light.
f5aIulmOr-, rEuaccipuIa. New 1OrE, Boston,
and The last. = ~, = 10 IDInerl. ~ lbuf-
tetl --s-uU (Dlner), iLO-JO (DIner) a. ~.
slz.ly (Dlaer), 900 (--Roysl Limited
Dlner), 400 Philadelphia only. '6.uS
tylaerJ e 20 and IL 80 p NS4sepLnR CsS
open II 1000 o clOckJ.
Atlantic City. I.5.OS. $1,000 a. N. lltz.2o.
= 10 p. N
Daily ,lEIcePt Sunday ''sundsy only.
NENpTess trains
Baggage called for and checked rom hotelH
and residences By Union Transfer GO. on orders
left al ticket orhces, 6lS Feunsy lysuiS AyenUs
northwest. New York Avenue and Fifteenth
street and at station
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WANTED-ROOMS.

NANTED-Threc furnished rooms for light
housekeeping; sister and brother. must be
moderate. Address bon 421. this office. fpI5-st
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WANTED-To do paperhanging for first month
rent 81 small house; paperhaugiug az Tow prices
city suburbs. 400 New jersey ave. uw.
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FOR RENT-FURNISHED ROOMS.


FOX kiN TT furnished. large pretty hall ROOM ,I
MOL If Iii,sry o5, IT, 8, y. ''''' it
FOR RFVT-T-7---- front --,---- ON FIRST and 80
ond floors; other rooms, tr1nsicnts. ~ cents.
I'M u ST. NV 'el5-"t
IoN nj u.ll.7le'. one sunny lr.h' Io'",
rcferrnccs. I555 th ST. NV nW. ''''' '''' In
,-o,, ,,,-,--- ,,.,-, ..,-- $500 -.
light housrseepinr fel5-5t
tDp PVT t.,.-,,5.I,I -, a. +r,--
n. u - a. w.
- ~
Ioinfnl norrsIgfn b5tb Sng p III r,, 80,
7--,7 -
MS S,rITII 'l , g'sis MAJ. I'''N tut '.,,''
l-0T5 I,l-,-7- ~ - ..-5-7-i -
for light boulakccning. rb15n 5II5 a. sr ny-
feI53r
FOR RENT-DcIigEtfuI rooms comp7c1cIv fur
nishcd for light housekeeping; southern ex-
7 E2z9lI7 - ~ . ~ 50, s, IT,
~ t0h hEN - ,,, ven h'at'a second no'r
i5g5,I ,-...7 ,....i. an, d. -.
n,r ,,,,ii.-,.,+, III ''o '''-'-'
windows front. is2i sth St. NV. feIi-5t
I1OV I3T->-T T-7--7,i-I--7 ----- - a. az
9th ST. NV. icl4-3t
FoR pI,>-- r., .-;.,..,l - l,.,,,,,+
permitted. oll I ST. NV. feli3t
~, =, .-- ~ a.,
~ u - y "--''e'li..' S'oIl l..hl room, luI-
hlshca, ior t"'' cog gentlemen only teli-5t
FOR RENT-Bcawiiul front ROOM heat. gas,
uitd bath; Sl-'' week ~ 9TH 81. NV fel4-@t
rI-RNTSIJtD 49, ,,,,f,,rf.1lJ -,,,r7g f1gIL ar,
81 10 5glI a.
ron RF-l-T- r-----7gI--I g----t and I-7-I- -o--7-
6Is en- n NV. fci4-st
lIo |-Fyv yoPE AYR Y W 7---o- F,--nf.I,-I
IN s..,.,4 800 r--t ,';,b - ,,.;,,ll,,-
suitable FOR two gentleman. with or without
BOARD. ielt-Sl
FOR RENT Nirol,. Furnished front rl.,r,e to
gentlemen or gentleman and wife. with OF with
out table board Apply 622 st. NV. fcl4-3t
FOR RENT-Tuo mont rooms. furnished com
pIctc for housekeeping. So Der month 80
rop Rr>,T t-,,-,,sl,s,J r,,r,s a = ,rect-. oIso
front room. 225 g5d NV. fels-8t
r-o1, pr>-- -. nil. ,,,r-,r.l.,5 ron, q
40 r.. ~ feIg-gt
--- ~ ~ law,
vh hIN I.ean rn,sl'g9 .3'i l Eiliy
- - .'''''ii II 81 "'-' mean -' 81" 'f'
I,-e-
FOX kENL-C omJiortaply furnished rooms
--S-l--o-e- 40 I'm 81 NV leIoo-
FOR RENST- r7,,r,,,1rir rir,e. rooms for lirht
Housekeeping. furnished 228 Isl ST. NV.
telaat
t-pR RFN1 q -o tn 50 q, NOR ,,-o,k vol fIr-
rfsi,cJ -,,, 1ri-ot, fsr,iIr 5t,,r, hot. b5l1ss
an modern i,,,rl-y,or,ts- ye7,tIerren orIv l-27
lam st. NV. fcis-st
fr,,t -rys. NC ,it,7 ,,r,r,7i.rt -, al r,,,b
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MONEY TO LOAN ON REAL ESTATE
MONEY TO LOAN.

Money 10 loan at 81 to 5 per cent. in suns
OF 81 90 20 $1,000, on %. C. real estate: pay
Oh and Per cent mortgage and begin anew:
all transactions conducted with economical son
sideration for borrowers
VA II. SAUNDERS s CO. 20. = St M
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SITUATIONS wANTED-MALE.

WANTED-To do paperhanging for first months
rent 81 small house. paperhaugiug at Tow prices;
city or suburbs 500 New Jersey ave. uw. Il
so WILL BE PAID 70 secure permanent Gov
eminent or other position, paying about 500
per month more, by young married man f22).
Address BOX 800. this offLro feI5-2t
WANTED Position To- take charge ~ oficc
building fats and do general repairs. sew
eral years experience; best references Address
bon l25, this Office. 1t
WANTED-By q respectable young colored man
place as plain cook IN saloon; willing 90 work
long hours. sunday work preferred. Write
ROY GRAY. 50 q st. NV. fcI5-8t
WANTED BY intelligent Young man. position
as stcnogapher. typewriter, and 7sistant hook
keeper. Address BON $50 this ofacc fclj-st
WANTED-A place as working manager ON
truck farm, or on shares. Address BOX SO.
this office. Il
WAN TEDDY reliable white man. work ia ana
tomobile house or IN machine shop. c. s3I 9th
st. faI42t
WANTED-Young man will pay $50 for good
paying positions Address BOX 800 this Office
WANTED-By Young man. IS yc3rs ola. place
IN grocery store. Address C.. y. BUCK. 10th
and b NV fel5-5J
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wANTED-sUBURBAN.

NANTED-By "a Government emplcyo. 90 buy
from To- acres. with house. outhuildings: on
rloutlJy i1stalf1cuts; near city. on car line.
no agents Address BOX lZI, this oalcc. 1tl
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FOR HIRE.

FOR HIRE.
FOR HIRE-NiCe horses buIgies and daytons,
drumming aud business. 81 50 and - per dav.
PRESTON'S STABLES. Sth and ! SITS NV,
phone. Fast ism islq-3Ot
MISCELLANEOUS
DANCTNG-Prof- CaldwelIs Private Academy.
IlI2 VI ST. NV; class Tuesday evenings -:33
Private lessons given day and evening fel5-5t
FOR SALE-Lunch room tables. HOPWOOn'S
18th and n, NV feIs-3t
TRUNK REPAIRING. SOC up; send postal. COS
eth ST. NV. fel3-6t
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FOR SALE-SUBURBAN.

FOR SALE-NearIy one-hal5 acre. Groom house
and barn. near Washington city, on electric
road fare ~ cents, for s1.2jG. terms. 500
lots near by for 500 each; terms, s. cash bal
aucc - per month JAMES r. CLEMENTS
lfO6 G 81. NV. fei4st
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HELP WANTED-MALE.

NANIED-Au assistant window dresser and carr
writer, only competent and experienced mol
need apply. GOLDENBERC'>. 9Th and * SITS
NV II
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50 WEEKLY, strict salary. besides commission.
selling novelty plant from Philippine ISLANDS:
grows IN ten minutes; never dies. Call 3 90 :
evening. #Os 9th 81. NV. feI4-2t
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11
State Tressurer's Report.

State Treasurer Newton on Sept.
4th transmitted to Governor Peabody
his financial report tor the semi-an-
nual biennial period. ending August 81.
1t shows that up to September lst the
different state departments had prac-
tically used all of the funds appro-
priated for their use during the year, or
all the funds there was any likelihood
OF their getting, owing TO the deficit in
the revenues.
The board of health. the humane
society and practically all of the minor
departments have absolutely no funds
at their disposal for the expenses of
the next four months The executive
departments are in nearly as bad a
position.
The decrease in the total valuation
OF state property will hardly exceed
$11 900, geo. if IL is that much. Abb
stracts of assessments have been filed
in the auditors office from forty-seven
of the fifty-nine counties. and, al
though practically all of them show a
slight decrease, the total is not nearly
half of what it was estimated by Audi
tor Holmberg week ago.
At that time less than forty counties
had been heard from. and, basing his
calculations on what had already come
in. Mr.. Holmberg said that the total
valuation of the property would prob
ably he about $500, 100000. instead of
the $35S,O00,000 on which they esti-
mated.
The forty-seven counties that have
sent in their abstracts show a total of
S232, ,503,S11. If the remaining twelve
counties show even the same valuation
as last year which was a little more
than S1O4, ,163, the total valuation
of the state will run up TO 1887 ,099 974
leaving shortage of SIG .902,527.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11
Work Of Pardonino Board.

Bert Feenan. who was sentenced TO
the penitentiary from Arapahoc county
in September. 1902, for the reception
OF stolen goods. was pardoned on the
18th inst. by the state board OF par
dons Florence Thurman. who stole
the goods, was sent TO the peniten-
tIary for the offense and served her
time of one wear. As soon as she was
out she began TO circulate the stor!
that Fcenan was not 10 blame. This
fact was presented to the board OF
pardons with such force that it de-
cided 10 pardon the man,
John Heiman had his sentence com
muted 10 three years from ten. Evf-
dence presented to the board showed
that Heiman was only partly respon-
sible for the crime charged up against
him. that of passing counterfeit mon
ey in Pueblo He was accused of and
sentenced because of the passing OF
50-cent counterfeit piece.
Pardon was refused by the board in
the cases of otto Lehman, Joseph Par
ry and II. DeLovell, and the cases OF
Spencer Dicks and John +. Black were
postponed for further investigation.
Contracts have been let by Secre-
tary Leuders of the state board of cap
ital managers for the renovatinS and
repairing of room is in the state house,
which is now used as store room. A
new floor will be put in and the walls
of the room will be decorated. This is
the room which was used by Con-
tractor Peter Gumry when the build
ing was in course of construction. In
this room the first floor was laid in
the building for the convenience of Mr.
changed since that time and the room
has been used as a storeroom ever
since
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

suffering sometimes was simp,
cribable. Finally. ] saw Do,,
ney Pills advertised and got
After a few doses told nv
that l was feeling much be,tl
that the pills were doing N.
When I finished that box I fet
different woman. ! didn't stop
though. ! continued the tn.
until | had taken five boxes
was no recurrence until a We.
when ! began to feel miserab,.
! bought another box and thras
treatment restored me To
Doan's Kidney Pills act very es
ly. very promptly. relieve the
pains and all other annoying
ties. l have recommended tsl
many people aud will do so VII
portunities present ,hcmselyes
A FREE TRIAL of this cred
ney medicine, which cured Ms
eel will he mailed to any part
United States on application. Al
Foster.Milburn Co. Buffalo. n \
gale by all druggists. price ;s|
per box.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11
lift School Trustees.

The separation of the Iliff School of
Theology from the Colorado Seminary,
University of Denver,) and the plan
to conduct 1t as an independent depart
ment of the university work. has made
necessary the appointment of Board
of Trustees to control its affairs. Owing
to Bishop and Mrs. Warren's departure
for India and the Philippines, 1t was
deemed best to appoint this board at
once, so as to leave the affairs of the
school in definite hands. The board
consists of twenty-five members. a
number of them residing outside of
Denver. Bishop Warren is president:
X. II. Beggs. vice president; F.. w.
Ireland, secretary. and j. w. Gilluly.
treasurer.
Other members are Mitchell Bene-
dict, J. s. Brown. Rev. c. +. Reisner Of
Grace M. e. Church. Rev. Marcus D,
Hornbeck of Grant Avenue M. e.
Church. Rev. e. Il. Bean, William 8,
lin, Miss Louise Iliff. w. B. Shattuc,
Edward l. Shannon, and William Len
nox OF Colorado Springs.
W arrangements have been made for
the opening Of the school. which may
not occur for year or two.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11
May LeqisIate for Denver.

The complaint filed against the City
and County of Denver by Thomas J.
Maloney. in which he asked peremp-
tory writ of mandamus ordering the de-
PENDANTS to furnish him record books
and supplies for the transcribing OF the
records of old Arapahoe county,
came up for hearing September Ind.
before Judge Carpenter in the District
Court. A demurrer. filed by the City
and County of Denver. was overruled,
and fifteen days were allowed the de.
PENDANTS to again demur to the com
plant.
The demurrer stated that the COM
plant did not state facts sufficient to
support the cause of action. The con-
tract which was given to Maloney by
Clerk Aichele came under a provision
oil the Legislature passed at the same
time with Article Xxx, for the trans
cribing of the old Arapahoe county
records. The contention of the coun-
ty attorney was that the Legislature
had not the right to legislate locally.
Judge Carpenter. however, held that
the sovereignty u the people of tho
state over the City and County of
Denver was not abdicated by the
adoption of the home rule amendment
The opinion holds that the effect of
the amendment is not to give home
rule to the city and county to the ex-
clusion of state legislation As a
county, 1t stands in no different rela-
tons to the state than any other coun-
ty, and is subject to the control and
authority of the state to the same ex-
tent as they. The fact that Denver
was established by the constitution
and the other counties by legislative
enactment, the court holds. makes alb
solutely no difference.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

That man in Mount Vernon who let
his wife compel him to sleep for
month in the chicken coop has shown
unconsciously that it takes wife to
measure accurately the dimensions Of
Ter husband.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

The San Francisco earthquake and
the eruption of Mt. Colima. following
the outburst from Vesuvius, afford am.
pie evidence that the disturbance in.
side the great round bali on which we
1--we has not been settled yet.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

How would it do for the nations, be-
fore further increasing their navies.
10 have few of the rocks dug out
of the oceans, SO the boats will have
room?
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

Representative Baker of Brooklyn.
who will neither accept railroad
passes nor appoint cadets to Annapo.
lis, must have got into politics by mis-
take.--Buffalo Express.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

'eeh years II
with 'crriblsl J
my back. n
mented will
tors and a
but got liul.l
relief. | act,I
heve the aca]
In my bad
through The
became wop|
not KNOW Il
was tn II
nights rest
arose in Tie
Ing feeling III
u II / ranll
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

Some immense waterspouts have
ben seen in Nome. and 1t has been
Mailing blocks Of ice in Colorado, but
not solitary sea-serpent has shown
mp at any of the seaside resorts this
summer. The sea-serpent liar must be
taking . vacation this. year.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

1t is generally known that potatoes
contain large percentage of alcohol
but are we to infer that this is most
generously liberated in the process of
mashing?
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

Sultan rosoon should have MS naule
changed to Toosoon.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

D The sheep which were imprisoned
in the turret of the French cruiser
Suffern just what they were
doing. even if they were not seriously
injured.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

There is a man at Laurel, L. l., who
claims that in the sixty years of his
life he has eaten $1,000 pancakes.
Some people don't seem to have any
sense of shame.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

Unfortunately the people the
world would like most to be rid Of are
never the ones who get mixed up in
those tunnel accidents.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

Lawrence. Kas., had a wind storm
the other day that made some of the
old settlers think for the moment that
Quantrell had come again.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

1t would be well worth going many
miles to see Mr.. Jeffries and good
swift red devil collide head-on.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

IF you are bitten by rattlesnake,"
Gays an authority, ''and can't get
whisky. eat tobacco-a pound If nee.
essary. 1t will cure you" Life is
sweet. and there are men, doubtless.
who would pay even this price for 1t.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

against the existing order of things
is deep and lasting.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

The Toledo Blade says: Miss Fairy
Titmarsh has pair of calves that can
not be beat in this section of our
glorious republic" Perhaps somebody
will write poem about them, as
somebody did about Marys little
lamb.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

Live shells were fired at French
warship without any apparent effect
upon it. However, Dewey's men were
not behind the guns.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

A Chicago professor has undertaken
the task OF writing six large books
about money. That's his scheme for
getting money.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

Il sleep like babe" says Corbett.
What poetic language these hard-fist-
ed fighters use.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

A St Paul girl tried the old reli
able test TO discover if they were
mushrooms or toadstools 1t worked.
The Dolores star., 1903-09-11

Geronimo probably has confessed
that he was an old chief of sinners.