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The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

A little girl was asked to write an
essay about man. The following was her
composition MAN is funny animal:
He has eyes to see with. hands to feel
with. and is split up the middle. and
walks on the split ends.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

The latest scientific dictum is. that
the mustache is unsanitary. So is
the corset, but the girls insist on
both.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

"If the price of potatoes goes too
high" says the Boston Globe, ''eat
rice" Was there ever more painful
example of disloyalty to the home food
staple?
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Going, going-two German counts
and a French marquis. Now, girls,
who will close the sale by saying
Gone?
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

As the navies of both powers are
now in prime condition France and
England feel that this is an excep-
tionally opporiune time in which to
entertain proposals for permanent
peace
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

The rational man carefully abstains
from doing anything rash.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

The average man firmly believes
that he is above the average.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Chronic loungers should not treat
their busy friends private office as
public snap.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

King Peter now has an opportunity
to decide whether or not he will sleep
in the room in which his predecessor
was assassinated.=
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

People are beginning to wonder
what the next get-rich-quicll scheme is
going to be. All of the old avenues
TO hasty wealth seems TO have been
successfully plugged.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Designer Watson of the Shamrocks
has just married. Which shows that
he can win something, anyway.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

jeremiah Buckley. whose poem on
Shamrock was so thoroughly appre-
ciated by Sir Thomas Upton, is one
of those ready writer's who can tear
it off by the column without stopping
to measure lines or count feet
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

These contradictory dispatches from
Somaliland leave one in doubt whether
the Mullah is mad or glad.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Mrs. Nat Herreshoff's husband
seems to be the only man able to beat
Nat Herreshoif
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Mr.. Lincoln Stenens, the Asmodeus
of American cities, has got around to
Philadelphia and taken the lid off in
his usual mastery style.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

It may be that Lynbomir Zsixkovits
was one of the leaders of the Servian
revolt, but we suspect the linotype.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

1t is announced that Clyde Fitch is
going to spend the winter in Wash
ington. and will probably dramatic
either the department scandals or
the Congressional Record.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Conscious that he is not an Adonis
Dom Paul has taken to repulsing cam
era fiends with club.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Mary MacLane announces that she
will write another book. Then Mary
will probably discover that she struck
twelve some time ago.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Colorado has discovered a cowboy
poet. And now the west knows where
10 look for It's poet-lariat.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

1t is capable of proof that many
lean baby grows up to be a big, fat
man.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Storekeepers report that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
quality of Defiance Starch makes it
next to impossible to sell any other
brand.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

.Tt beats ALL how good cigar, you can
buy for cents II you buy the right brand
Try q "Bullhead.'
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

The Queen of England, with bon
net on her head, looked over the gar
den wall the other day, and it is now
reported that bonnets are coming into
fashion again. The king may make
us wear white vest slips, but only a
queen could possibly turn the women
back to bonnets.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Favorable comment has but one leg
rs n rule. but slander is n centipede.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Mr.. Gates says the worst has been
reached in the stock market. This is
not consolation to the man who
reached it.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

The secret of the popularity OF Baxter's 8
"Bullhead' b-cent cigar is revealed in one
word-"Quality."
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

ELDER Baggs is good man" Yes.
but he'll be surprised when he gets 10
heaven. to find there are several other
people there
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

DO you think YOU can ease these
terrible pains DOCTOR" asked the patient.
Yes, ] can" answered the doctor cheer
fully "As soon as my medicine takes
effect you'll suffer no pain
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

According to a dispatch from st.
Petersburg Russia and Japan now
agree Korea may well be alarmed
If this is true.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

"Of course. We needn't believe every7
thing We hear about our friends True.
But thank heaven. We can repeat it!''
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Piso's Cure is the best medicine We ever used
for all Infections of the throat and lungs.-WA
o. ENpsLEY, Vnnhuren. Ind Feb. 10. 1904
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Mr.. Gourlay. NJ. P. of Nova Scotia.
says he would rather live in Algiers
than in the United States. Donkeys
do most of the work, in Algiers, and
Mr.. Gourlay prefers to live where he
would be sure of regular employment
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

"Are you blind. by nature?" asked the
charitably inclined citizen. NO. sir"
candidly replied the beggar I'm blind
by profession.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

If YOU have smoked a Bullhead scent
cigar you know how good they ars II
you have not. better try one.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

To Cure a Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bronze Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money II it fails to cure 2o1
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

1t is unlucky to have thirteen at the
table when the dinner set has only
twelve knives forks and plates.
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

TELEGRAPH OPERATORS IN DEMAND
Telegraphy tho ,horopghly taught IL 1.-THE The CENTkAlL
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31

Jennie brags that she's got two
strings to her bow" well. she'll need
The Springfield herald., 1903-07-31
THE HERALD

SPRINGFIELD, COLORADO.
What is news? Anything the reader
wants to know.
The rational man carefully abstains
from doing anything rash.
The average man firmly believes
that he is above the average.
Favorable comment has but one leg
rs rule, but slander is centipede.
1t is capable of proof that many n
lean baby grows up to be a big, fat
man.
Chronic loungers should not treat
their busy friends private office as
public snap.
Mrs. Nat Herreshoff's husband
seems to be the only man able to beat
Nat Herreshoff.
Conscious that he is not an Adonis
Dom Paul has taken to repulsing cam
era fiends with club.
Colorado has discovered a cowboy
poet. And now the west knows where
10 look for It's poet-lariat.
These contradictory dispatches from
Somaliland leave one in doubt whether
the Mullah is mad or glad.
Designer Watson of the Shamrocks
has just married Which shows that
he can win something, anyway.
It may be that Lynbomir Zsixkovits
was one of the leaders of the Servian
revolt, but we suspect the linotype.
The latest scientific dictum is. that
the mustache is unsanitary. So is
the corset, but the girls insist on
both.
Going, going-two German counts
and a French marquis. Now, girls,
who will close the sale by saying
Gone?
Mr.. Gates says the worst has been
reached in the stock market. This is
not consolation to the man who
reached it.
According to a dispatch from st.
Petersburg Russia and Japan now
agree Korea may well be alarmed
if this is true.
King Peter now has an opportunity
TO decide whether or not he will sleep
in the room in which his predecessor
was assassinated.=
A Pittsburg doctor has received
fee of $4,000 for treating "A man who
died. He will never need to take any
thing for his nerve.
Mary MacLane announces that she
will write another book. Then Mary
will probably discover that she struck
twelve some time ago
Mr.. Lincoln Steffens, the Asmodeus
of American cities has got around to
Philadelphia. and taken the lid off in
his usual mastery style.
One of the most important elements
of successful humor is surprise, and
it was not missing in comical little
Marshall Wilders marriage,
IF the price of potatoes goes too
high" says the Boston Globe, ''eat
rice" Was there ever more painful
example of disloyalty to the home food
staple?
If impatient lovers would only wait
n few days it is possible the appeal to
carbolic acid would not be required,
but love is blind and very, very foolish
at times.
People are beginning to wonder
what the next get-rich-quick scheme Is
going to be. All of the old avenues
TO hasty wealth seems to have been
successfully plugged.
1t is announced that Clyde Fitch is
going TO spend the winter in Wash
ington, and will probably dramatic
either the department scandals or
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31

There f. Catarrh IN this section Of the country
than all other diseases put together and until the
last few years was supposed to be fncurable. For
great many years doctors pronounced It local dis
FALLING 10 cure with local treatment. pronounced It
facurabe. Science has proven catarrh to be con.
stttuloual disease aud therefore requires c0nstitu
ttonal treatment Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
bt Ed Cheney Co., Toledo, Ohio. 10 the only con.
stttutOna cure on the Market 1t 10 taken internay
u doses from 10 drops to teaspoonful. It acts d.
rectly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system They offer one hundred dollars for any case
It fails 70 cure. Send for circulars and testimouais
Address +. j. CHENEY 3 CO.. Toledo o.
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Halrs Family Pills are tho best.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31

Ask Your Drueqist for free Peruna Almanac for I9O4
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31

In every country of the civilized world
Sisters of Charity are known. Not only
do they minister to the spiritual and intel
lectual needs of the charges committed to
their care, but they also minister to their
bodily needs.
With SO many children to- take care of
and to protect from climate and disease
these wise and prudent Sisters have found
Peruna a never failing safeguard.
DR.. Hartman receives many letters from
Catholic Sisters from all over the United
States. A recommend recently received
from Catholic institution in Detroit,
Mich. reads as follows:
Dr. S. B Hartman, Columbus, Ohio:
Dear Sir:-"7he young girl who used
tho Peruna was suffering from Laryngi-
It's, and loss of voice. The result OF
the treatment was most satisfactory,
She found great relief, and after
further use of the medicine we hope to
be able to say she is entirely cured. -
Sisters of Charity.
The young girl was under the care of the
Sisters of Charity and used Peruna for
catarrh of the throat with good results as
the above letter testihes.
Send to the Peruna Medicine Co., CO.
lumbus, Ohio for a free book written by
DR.. Hartman.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31

Miss Alice Bailey, of
Atlanta, Ga, escaped the sur.
geon's knife, by using Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
DEAR MRS. PINKHAM 81 wish to
express my gratitude for the restored
health and happiness Lydia f.. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has
brought into my life.
II had suffered for three years with
terrible pains at the time of menstrual
ton, and did not know what the trouble
was until the doctor pronounced it in
f1ammatiOn of the Ovaries, and
proposed an operation.
1 felt so weak and sick that felt
sure that could not survive the ordeal,
and so told him that would not un-
dcrgo it. The following week I read
an advertisement in the paper of your
Vegetable Compound in such an emer.
gency, and SO decided to try it. Great
was my JOY to find that / actually i'm
proved after taking two bottles, SO 1
kept taking it for ten weeks, and at the
end of that time was cured. I had
gained eighteen pounds and was in
excellent health, and am now.
:" You surely deserve great success,
and you have my very best wishes."-
Miss ALICE BAILEY, 50 North Boule-
ward, Atlanta, Ga. - $4,000 forfeit If original
Of aooue letter proving genuinenesa cannot be pro-
duced.
All sick women would be wise
If they would take Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and
be well.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31

years standing. David Meekison.
DR.. Hartman, one of the best known
physicians and surgeons in the United
States, was the first man to formulate,
Peruna. 1t was through his genius andy
perseverance that it was introduced to tho
medical profession of this country.
If you do not derive prompt and satis-i
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a.
full statement Of your case and he will be
pleased to give you his valuable advice
gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of Tho
Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, @.
a Do~~n mn 4 {
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31
A Rare Good Thino.

"An using ALIENS FOOT-EASE, and
can truly say would not have been without
II so long, had known tho relief it would
give my aching feet. think it rare good
thing for anyone having sore or tired feet
Mrs. Matilda Holtwert, Providence, r. IL
Sold by all Druggists, CSC. Ask today.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31

"This is a fitting opportunity" as the
lady said when visiting her dress.
maker.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31

Well toss for it, said the bull,
when disputing a persons right in q
field.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31

OR. j. II. RINDLAU5 (specialist),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. o.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31

Gentlemen: Il
have used several
bottles of Peruna
and feel greatly
benefited there
by from my ca
tarrh of the head,
and feel encour-
aged to believe
that it's con-
tinued use will
fully eradicate a
disease of thirty
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-12-31
Not Her Weapon.

Not Her Weapon.
lis your wife club woman, Mike?"
Marry the loikes O. that. sor; she
uses a flatiron. sor Detroit Free
Press.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

blinking themselves. Men with fam
lilies and children attending school feel
their responsibilities and do not enter
into such work. It WAS done by a
floating population of irresponsibles,
and they offer their unionism as de-
Tense for their dastardly conduct.
True unionism means a careful guard
ing of the best interests of labor and
of capital, and all true unionists will
be the first and most strenuous to con-
denim the work of the members of the
labor union of ronopah in driving out
the few Chinese engaged at work in
that camp, because they will feel that
their own honor is at stake in the mat
ter.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, q.
We, the undersigned, have known
F. J. Cheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST Il TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists
Toledo, o. WALDING, KINNAN & MAR
WIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure il taken intern.
ally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous serfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price zoe. pen
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25
Notice Of Dissolution Of Partner
ship.

Notice is hereby given that the partner
Neddenriep and VIM. Ritt.hford, Jr., in
the saloon business in the town of Gard
nerville, state OF Nevada, has been dis
solved by mutual consent.
All persons who are indebted to said
firm are respectfully requested to make
payment Immediately to said Fritz Ned
denriep.
All Indebtedness OF the said firm to
others is assumed by. and will he paid by
the said Fritz Neddenriep.
FRITZ NEDDENRIEP,
WIN. RITCHFoRD, in.
GardDerville New, Sept. TO- 1903.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

Loose hay is selling at Wadsworth
for from $40 to $40 per ton, delivered to
the contractors on the government ca
nal, who are buying every ton in sight.
a scarcity of hay is reported in all
sections of the state because most of
the hay has been sold to stockmen.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

The Bridgeport Chronicle says the
Hickey Land & Cattle Co. has lost fif-
ty head of cattle the past month and
more are dying presumably of an
thrax. Most of the stock raisers of
that section have lost few head of
cattle.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

do your neighbors sing the latest
songs Of the day." asked the landlord.
Il shouldn't object to that" answered
the sad eyed tenant; their specially IL
the latest songs Of the night."--Wash
ingtop Star
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

The two men who held up the Butler
saloon in Tonopah on the 10th of last
January and shot one of the proprie-
tors, George Cole, were arrested in Sa-
Ida. Colorado, few weeks ago. The
names of the men are Ryan and Brown
and they are wanted elsewhere for
crimes. Brown will have to face a
charge of murder.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

The subject of half hose for women is
just tearing the insides out of the met
ropolitan press in the East. Some of the
papers are for and some feminist the
proposition. What business have the
editors with the question, anyway?
Let the women settle il.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

The body of Chas. Calvin, whose
wife eloped from Hobart Mills with
DR. Johnson, was exhumed last week
and the contents of the stomach taken
to San Francisco to be analysed.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

There is crusade spreading over
the country to eliminate the heavy
tread and seraping of school-boy feet
as the future presidents of the country
pass about the schoolrooms. Rubber
heels are to work the innovation and
the advocates of the plan aver that the
results will be better work for the pu-
pills and less nerve racking for the
teachers.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25
QUELQUEFoIs.

1t was matchless Edmund Burke who
wrote: Because half dozen grass
hoppers under fern make the field
ring with their importunate chink,
whilst thousands of great cattle repos-
ed beneath the shadow of the British
oak. chew the cud and are silent, pray
do not imagine that those who make
the noise are the only inhabitants of
the field-that, of course, they are
many in number-or that, after all,
they are other than the little, shriveled,
meagre, hopping, though loud and
troublesome insects of the hour"
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25
Will Buy Hides.

! will buy hides, chickens and eggs,
and pay good prices. If you have
anything of this kind to sell, write me
at Gardnerville, Nevada, and will
call on you.
jy24tf p. K. RAHBEcK.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

If you stop to kick at every little
cur that is swapping at your heels you
will never get anywhere.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25
Lutheran Services
GARDNERvHLE: Sunday School $50
English services at 1880.
J. r. W. HoRsTMANN. Pastor.

We furnish our patrons at all times
with the choicest fruits and vegetable.
at the lowest possible prices. In fact.
we have the best of everything in ou
line, and you will run no risk to selec,
from our wagon, or order by mail
which will be attended to prompt,
and with utmost care.
QUoNG SIM YuBN 4 10,
Carson. Nevada. All Sing. Nor
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

John J.. Considine, Warden of the
Nevada State prison, has purchased the
Reno Ledger.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

Silver is now worth 80 cents an
ounce, the highest price since July /,
1901.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

Deputy L. S. Marshall J. w. HolbroolS
is dangerously i'll at Carson.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-09-25

A word to the newspaper boys: The
news and editorial writer's on the Ne
vada press have.quite generally fallen
into the habit of clipping" news and
editorial matter without giving credit
with whom the same originated. An
article of news or editorial matter is
property in every sense of the term.
A news gatherer sometimes goes to a
great deal of trouble and labor to write
up occurrences, and he would enjoy
the credit of being named as the per-
son who did the work, just as well as a
painter enjoys the credit and flattering
notices of creditable production of
art. If a bucking bronco buster lassoes
a bull tearing down a lane, red hot af-
ter a schoolmarm with red dress on,
and prevents it helping her over the
fence, he wants the credit, and why
should not every writer have credit
for his productions as well? BY giving
credit where the same belongs. be-
lieve, little better work will be done
generally in newspaper work. | would
further suggest that each item be sep
arately ensconsed from its neighbor,
and given its own separate attractions.
If an item or article has any value
whatever it is worthy of distinction.
In newspaper work, according to my
opinion, correct reporting is of greater
value than ''word pictures" Faithful
and minute descriptions of scenes and
places is always very attractive 1t
makes the reader believe that he can
almost see what is being described. In
the advertising department, | do not
like the indiscriminate intermingling
of advertising matter with reading
matter. The foreman should go over
his advertising matter often, and take
out all dead matter" and make all
necessary corrections of letters that
have dropped out" of the form, or
got mashed in the face" and he
should see to it that all advertisements
work up" BY following the forego-
ing advice, the collector will find it
easier work, and so will the canvasser
Having given the newspaper boys a
rap over the knuckles, believe it is
up to them to give their opinion about
legal ethics, ald we will have to stand
it.
The driving out of few I hinese at
Tonopah by the president and a few
members of labor union was not
caused directly by unionism, but indi-
rectly it was so. The President of that
union and those who went with him,
would not have engaged in the under
taking but for the fact that they be-
licved the Miners Union and all other
unions would stand pat, or at least
wink the other eye. They also felt
that the officers of the law, in fear of
the labor vote, would do considerable