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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
Must. Choose Between EN-.

The Republican party in the pres
-ents Ohio campaign means Hanna. The
Democratic party means johnson. IT
is true there. are men of note and
power in. the Republican organization
in the state suspected of a secret de-
sire to- see Hanna defeated. It is an
open secret that some Democrats who
have figured largely in the party,s af-
fairs would be more delighted at Mr..
Johnson's crushing defeat than with
his signal triumph. Perhaps the dis
gruntled Republicans and Democrats
about offset each other, and therefore
need not be considered in the calcula-
ton of chances of, the election. Any
way, the fact as understood all over
the United States is that the campaign
in Ohio this year is to be a trial of
strength between Hanna and Johnson,
each bent on destroying the other as
political power in the state. Those
who are not in. sympathy with either
Republican Hahnaism or Democratic
Johsonism have no other course open
to them than to- choose one or the
other, or take to the woods.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer -
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
Commemorate Experiment.

Mr.. Pulitzer's generous donation Of
100000 to Columbia university for
the establishment, of a school of jour-
nalism has attracted much attention,
and seems to have met with the APP
proval Of everybody but the Evening
Post, which never approves anything.
That the spirit actuating the gift is
wholly commendable goes without say
ing. Mr.. Pulitzer is today the most
vivid personality in American journal
ism, and he owes his fame and fortune
to the quick response of the public to
the manifestation of his tire1ess energy
and undoubted genius" 1t is fitting
that he should show personal recogni-
ton of this fact by turning back into
the channel of his own success some
portion of that which he has; received
for the benefit of the people through
uplifting of his profession That, as
we Understand it, is the purpose sun-
DERIVING the experiment, and why the
making of it, the striving at least to
render a genuine SERVICE, should en-
counter objection frona anybody, ex-
cept, of course, the. Evening Post,
is hardly comprehend ble--Harper
Weekly. s'tsH 49,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11

Now that the Turk has his explain
ing clothes on it will presently be
shown that not only was Vice Consul
Magelssen not attacked, but that he
went after the whole Moslem pepula-
ton Of Beirut and made the faithful to
take to the tall cedars of Lebanon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
IRE. Presents aRiehard H.

LONDON, Sept. 1O.-BeerbOhm Tree
ma efficiently staged Richard IL" 1T
His Majesty's theater tonight. Tree
took the role of Richard. Lilly Brayton
represented the queen. and Brandon
Thomas and Oscar Asche flied the
parts of John o. Gaunt and Boiling
broke, respectively. The Play net with
an enthusiastic reception.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
New Names for Pies.

''1,his pie is entirely too affectionate,"
complained the Cheerful Idiot
Whats that?'' asked the puzzled wait
er girl.
crust is stuck on the lower. Bring me
some # that drepstitch pie over there.
And after some difficulty it was beaten
into the head of the distressed maiden
that he wanted some of the cranberry pie
with the lattice work cover.-Baltimore
American,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
5U8oNlc PLAGUE RAGING.
Five Deaths Occur in MarseiIIes and
There Are Eighteen Suspects.

MARSEILLES, Sept 1O.-A number
OF buildings on the outskirts of this
city, where suspected cases of bubonic
plague had been reported. were de-
stroyed by fire today The sanitary Of
metals used sulphur in the disinfection
OF merchandise in the buildings. and
the names communicated to the build
lngs themselves. The officials here
continue to assert that the existence of
the plague has not bee established,
but they admit that eight suspicious
cases, five of which resulted in death,
have occurred. These cases originated
in a cargo of rags brought here in
vessel from Constantinople. Rigid
sanitary precautions have been adopt
ed.
The unofficial reports make the stu
alton more serious. The dead, it ap-
pears, include four women and one
man, whose bodies were covered with
buboes, leaving little doubt as to the
nature of the disease. Eighteen sus-
poets, including four infants, are un.
der surveillance
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
West Indian Commissions Report.

COPENHAGEN. Sept. 1o.-The re-
port of the West Indian commission
was published today. The abolition Of
the majority Of the direct taxes and
the export duty on sugar. rum and mo-
lasses are recommended One colo
NAL council for all the Danish West
Indian islands, with three represent
atives in the Danish parliament, Is
suggested.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
MISERABLE CARDS.

Although I knew Jack held the hand.
Mine own had clasped awhile before,
No jealous spark in me was famed
By love grown lorn, or passion grand
Twas whist, progressive. understand,
So ! no wrathful vengeance swore,
Although knew Jack held the hand
Mine own had, clasped awhile before!
Detroit Free Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
POPE is INDUSTRIOUS.
He Has Learned Many Things Since
His Election.

ROME, Sept. 1O.-While writing the
encyclical addressed to the Catholic
bishops throughout the whole world.
which he turned over sheet by sheet to
Mgrs. Sardelli and CALI to translate
into Latin, the pope was also employed
in personally writing answers to diplo-
matte notes and attending to other po-
lftical matters. which did not go into
the hands of Mgr, Merry del Val, the
acting secretary of state. In this way
the pope in less than two months of
his pontificate, has learned many things
and is able to direct and carry out his
policy, which he is formulating
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11

When the last count was made the
Hon. Bill Devery had four points the
best of the Hon. Sam Parks and New
York was still shy real hero.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
Ta,kInd Shop.

Salesman efer pyretechnie house)-I
guess I've got,tsone of the finest samples
OF goods here thab were ever taken on the
ROAD &J1s Ee - ars
Salesman (foralmatch factory)-O,
don't know. L guess your goods are never
so fine but that you need some of ours
to set ,em off properly. - 49,
(which lacks only one other article to
make it punk T5oke. )-Exchange
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
Addressed by Minnesota Bankers.

SARATOGA. N. Y. Sept. 1O.-At the
state bankers convention today an adj
dress on Bank Money Orders" was made
Northwestern National Bank of Minne-
apolis. and secretary of the Minnesota
Bankers association
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
Among the Merrymakers
Reused Versions.

Franlxenstein had just created his soul
Yes" he said, proudly, ''I think I
may say 1 have made human automo-
bile -
the creature waSzso Stunned.
78TE-
The Venus of Milo grew confidential.
You see,' she explained. the beauty
columns prescribed so many exercises for
a perfect arm, L thought it would be easier
to go without"
Considering there are only twenty-four
hours to a day; her course seemed. the
wisest to pursue.-New York Sun.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
At St. Paul Theaters

Few plays have so graphically re-
produced the various phases of New
england life as Way Down East"
Wnlch Is playing at the Metropolitan
/, TINS week. The story, which is one of
genuine heart interest, is told simply
land naturally. and there is an abund-
anee OF relishabie humor by way of
contrast to the pathes of the main
theme. Way Down East will con-
tlnue the rest Of the week, with mat
inee tomorrow.
At the Metropolitan next Sunday
when Johnny Comes Marching
Home" the new comic opera. direct
from New York, will be produced by
the whitney Opera company. 1t is
more or less a melodramatic operetta,
with the scenes laid in the South in
the Civil war times. This gives plenty
OF opportunity for picturesque military
scenes and martial music. The soldiers
of the North find time from their du-
ties to fiirt and dance with the bellies
of Dixieland. and the music is said to
be full of stirring military airs and
pleasing Southern songs. Many think
the gem of the opera is Katie, My
Southern Rose"
That sensational melodrama is a
form of entertainment that pleaseS To-
cal theater goerS was demonstrated
again last night at the Grand opera
house, where 1.-The Price of Honor is
holding forth. The large audience
seemed to enjoy the exciting climaXes
and strong comedy situations. There
will be a matinee tomorrow.
The 1.-TWO Little Waits" will be the
attraction at the Grand next week
The company that will present the
piece here was especially engaged for
this particular play, and attention is
directed to the Lamb children, aged six
and seven, who play the waits. Hand
some souvenirs will be presented to
the women at each performance.
The regular ladies' matinee at the
Star this afternoon ought to prove an
attraction, for the Blue Ribbon Girls
company is giving bill containing
many speclalties that should appeal
to women. The performance is bright,
snappy and well staged and costumed
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
THE Finish.

Now" said; the hopeful young author
as he finished reading his synopsis,
that's the plot OF my novel except for
the last chapter. Can you tell how the
story's coming put?''
No, replied the critic. .but I can tell
how it isn't coming out.
How do you, nnean?'
I'm book form. Philadelphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
osoILAToRy.

= f9I@I2.
Said the widtswi-;a pretty young Mrs. >:
Sir really don't know what "a KRIS.
Then the bold man in haste
ut his arms round her waist :. :.
And exclaimed. My dear madam. tilrs.
New Yorke-.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11
PERSONAL MENTION.

DR.. c. H Mayo, of Rochester, was at
the Ryan yesterday.
Henry Schuster. of Rochester, is in st.
Paul.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11

If Sir Thomas Upton doesn't keep off
the market he may yet be compelled to
sell some of his Shamrocks in order to
get back to the tea store
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11

In the public eye: Dust.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-11

Just when all the fraternity was re-
joicing over the fact that in Boston an
editor has been able to live in such
way that he could enjoy the luxury of
death from govt comes the news that
he inherited it-Des Moines Register
and Leader
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
The Case Is Plain.

Because there may be certain minor
inequalities in the tariff and because
great business concerns are made posi-
BILE by the tariff do not argue that
the obliteration of the tariff and the
flooding of the country with foreign
products would punish the trusts alone.
If the trusts, real and so called, are to
be killed, then the men who work for
the trusts, real and so called, would be
punished even more severely. The cap
italists could save something from the
wreck, but the workers would have no
capital. but their labor and no way
opened for the investment Of that la
Dor. Put the employers and capitalists
out of business, and every man who
works for wages would have to go to
the wall. The case is plain to those
who pause long enough to reason it out.
Wilmington Oel.) News.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
His Long Sermon.

A Philadelphia clergyman used to re.
late the following on himself: IL
preached funeral sermon at one time
and spoke on the resurrection. l am
sure 1 spoke longer than was my Gus.
tom.
1.-The undertaken was man Of nerv-
Gus temperament. and as the afternoon
was going he began to be anxious TO be
on the way to the cemetery. He finally
whispered to one of my members
Does your minister always preach as
long as that at a funeral?
"'Well,' said the brother, that is a
good sermon
Yes said the undertaken, the ser
mon is all right, and l believe in the
resurrection, but am afraid if he does
not stop pretty soon l will not get this
man buried in time "-Philadelphia
Ledger.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
4 Famous Dell.

One of the biggest bells in the world
IS in Cologne cathedral and is known
as the "Goriosa." 1t was cast from
twenty-five French cannon captured in
the Franco-Prussian war and was pre-
scented to the cathedral by the kaiser.
It bears the German arms and two in
scriptions. One, in Latin, expresses the
emperor's gratitude for the divine mer.
cy in granting him victory. The other,
in German, declares: II am the emper,
or's bell. and l proclaim his glory.
fill sacred post, and pray heaven to
grant peace and prosperity to the Ger,
man empire"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Base Ball Notes.

Talking about umpiring. Yes
terday Adamson struck ball and
knocked 1t just inside the base
line and lobe Hart yelled out
"Strike." Adamson, as he ought
to do, stood waiting for another
bail. The ball was picked up and
then 1t suddenly occurred to a
Evansville pitcher that the ball
was a good hit and yelled to throw
1t to first base which was done and
lobe Hart yelled "You are out. "
Adamson Is a Sistersville bow.
Newspapers who claim our team
wins on account of lobe Harris
favoring the home team will please
copy the above.
Umpire Hart ought to either I'm
prove on his judgment or else the
Association should release him.
The people here want fair and
honest ball playing. so cannot and
will not stand for the kind of um'
plring the Sistersville team got
yesterday. 1t was not fair nor
right. We want clean game and
nothing else.
Just about one more game un.
plred as the two games of this week
have been here will be about all the
public will stand for. A few err
rors now snd then Is all right but
to call a ball a strike when the ball
Is hit safe Is piling 1t on too thick.
Such decision discourages our boys
and the public wont stand for 1t.
We want fair, not rotten ball play
Ing nor umpiring.
The few anti Sistersville people
who went to the ball game yester-
day to see the GAINESVILLE team
make monkeys out Of our boy S
came home very sad. A man who
will root against his home team
Que ht to be egged ont of the city.
GAINESVILLE shut out the Boston
league team, Sistersville shuts ont
the Zanesville-well, who Is left to
beat our Invincibles.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
She Picked.

a gentleman tells good story on
his betrothed sister. Visiting his home
after long absence. he was sitting by
the side of his sister. with his arm
around her waist. Her head dropped
on his shoulder in the old. old way.
An aunt in the same room enjoyed the
affectionate display and remarked,
why, that looks az if it might be
Will'-the name Of the young lady's
sweetheart. Indeed" the sister re-
piled. you never saw Will in this
position Maybe l have" said the
auntie. We'll. if you did you peeked,' =
was the parting shot, which was a
practical admission Of the soft i'm
parchment.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
POpe Leo Dead.

The whole civilized world mourns
the loss of Pope Leo who has been
more than father to the Catholic
world. But who thinks of himself
when he may be dying of kidney
trouble. The reason that kidney
disease Is so deceitful Is, we done
heed the warning until too late.
Can you afford to take any chances!
Delay may mean death. DeBells
Kidney Pills wills will cure any case
price 25c D. A. Henderson, will
refund your money unless cured.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Eat All YOu Want.

Persons troubled with indigestion
or dyspepsia can eat all they want
If they will take Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure. This medicine prepares the
stomach for the reception, retentionl
digestion and assimilation OF all OF
the wholesome food that may be
eaten, and enables the digestive or.
CANS to transform the same into the
kind of blood that gives health and
strength. Sold by the
Opera House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
The Death Penalty.

A little thing sometimes results
In death. Thus a mere scratch, In
significant cuts or puuy boils have
paid the death penalty. It Is wise
to have Bucklen's Arnica Salve ever
handy. It's the best Salve on earth
and will prevent fatality, when
burns, sores, ulcers and piles
threaten. Only csc, at D. A. Hen.
dershot's Drug Store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Piles, Eczema, letter.

Mr.. D. A. Henderson, recon-
mends Boro- Carbol Salve for the
cure OF blind, bleeding or itching
piles where all other ointments have
failed 1t sbsorbs the tumors, allays
the itching at once acts like poul'
tice and gives instant relief. Boro'
Carbol Salve Is prepared expressly
for piles, letter, eczema and all
itching skin disease. Sold on
guarantee, No cure, No pay. Now
csc per box.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
CHILD FATALLY BURNED

the burns. The remains were
taken to Middiebourne today
for interment. The heartbroken
parents have the sympathy of
the entire community In their
hour of saj bereavement.
Mr.. and Mrs. Shepherd are
former residents of Middlebourne,
having located at Weston only q
few months ago, Mrs. Shepherd Is
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Thos.
Oldham, of this city, and Mr.. Shep-
herd Is a son of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Shepherd, of Middlebourne.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22

The host of friends In this county
of Mr.. and Mrs. G.. c. Shepherd.
of Weston, will regret to learn Of
the death of their little six year old
daughter. The circumstances In
connection with the death of this
bright little girl are of the most de-
plorable nature.
The child was playing about the
cooking stove on Thursday, when
her clothing In some unknown
manner caught fire, and died yester.
day at 1 p. m. from the effects Of
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
RetractiOn.

Look here. Mr.. Editor exclaimed
an iratc caller. you referred to me yes,
terday as reformed drunkard. You
must apologize or I'll sue your paper
for libel.'
Very well. sir" replied the editor.
"I'll rCtract the statement cheerfully
III say You haven't reformed"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
OIL Discovered

OIL Is being found In all parts Of
the country bring wealth to many
but what Is wealth compared with
health. Catarrh Is our nationa
disease because many people have
not tried Bunsens Catarrh Cure
Get a sample at D. A. Memberships
He recommends 1t as 1t contains NJ
mercury, cocaine or other narcotic
Get a box at once. Remember NJ
cure, No pay.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
All Brushed on.

A lady called at a chemists shop
then, after examining one or two ar
ticles, remembered, that she wanted
some cosmetic for the toilet and turn
ing to the chemist. asked. Have you
any bloom Of youth?"
The merchant. over whose head more
than fifty summers had passed, turned
to one of his assistants and asked in
business way. "Have I any bloom OF
youth left?"
The clerk looked up with a quiet
smile and answered, II believe -"
sir."-London Globe.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Merely n PreteXt.

And now the Democrats are showing
their hands and proving that their
weeping and wailing and crashing Of
teeth about the trusts were only for the
purpose of obtaining vantage ground
from which to attack the Dingley pro
tective tariff Notwithstanding (Va)
Spirit Of the Valley.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Queer Trade.

Clevelands boomers are trying to
further their plans by saying that "a
tariff for revenue only would kill the
trusts" yet they want to nominate
Cleveland with the support Of the
trusts to get revenge on Roosevelt
politics is queer trade."-Jersey City
Journal.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Their Chance.

Jaspar-Young Scadsby has enough.
Why doesn't he keep out Of business
and give others Il chance?
Jumpuppe-But it is by going into
business that rich young men like him
give smart Young men chance to
make money.-Life.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
1t Can't BE Did.

The Democratic leaders are now
working to secure a platform and a
candidate upon whom Mr.. Cleveland
and Mr.. Watterson can cordially COM
bine and one entirely acceptable to Mr..
Hill and Mr.. Bryan. The job looks sim
pie, but doesn't seem to progress rapid
ly.-Oswego On. w. Times.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
syyg IlaisA|

Grow strong and well after using
TBoMpsoN's SWEET Work POWDER.
VERY pleasant to take. Contains no
calomel. Never fails. Worms are often
mistaken for indigestion and other di
seases. Be sure to get Thompson's in
glass bottles. Druggists. Is cents.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
4 Way the Baby Has.

HAS the baby had the measles yet.
Mr.. Popps?'
"Sh sh. Don't speak so loud. When
ever he hears anything mentioned that
ne hasn't got he cries for it,
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22

Rusiin's favorite adverb was EN-
,ircly." Over III" grave of his father
he put a memorial stone describing the
elder Ruskin rs IAN entirely homes.
merchant"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Jnlucky.

eyes, since Mrs. GotroX broke mir
ror Yesterday she is convinced that it is
very unlucky."
How superstitious!'
Not at all. 1t was a French plate
mirror and cost $780," Baltimore
News
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Great preparations are beir

Great preparations are being
made by the different committees
of the fair Association for the en-
tertainment of the crowds of people
that will visit the exposition next
week. Neither pains nor expense
are being spared by the manage.
ment to make the approaching fair
the banner one In the history of
tine organization. Do not fall to
attend each day next week.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Cholera Infantum,

This disease has lost Its terrors
since Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy came into
general use. The uniform success
which attends the use of this REM
edy In all cases of bowel complaints
In children has made 1t a favorite
wherever Its value has become
known. For sale by G. w. Grier.