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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-01

line with persistent msquotation of his public
the Providence attempting dicred
citizens of Providence by the nasty nsinua
that playing politics seeking the opinion OF the
valid method of filling the vacancy caused by the
Commissioner Smith AS matter OF fact
the only courageous executive
the city, the and the
commissioner He could have played politics
bv insisting his right big for such
business of the responsibilities of his Office and
determined honestly feasy the people to be
ured into such contemplate as the Journal maiciou
and falsely insnuates he has been following
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-01
A LACK OF CHARITY.
II Caused a DsspslrIng Young Molhsr at
Fall rIvir 10 Commit Suicide.

Mrs Ellen Roach committed suicide at
Fall River last night by leaping from q
third story window. She struck upon
her head and was instantly killed.
Her husband had been missing for sew
eral weeks and had left her and their b.
months old child without any provision.
Yesterday an attempt 10 get the child
into a charitable institution failed OF
success and crazed by despair Mrs.
Roach took the fatal leap. She was "a
.rears old
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-01

declaration that the good work of the commission uses the mag
outrage by which its creation accomplished.
And these renlghened citizens will be found from until
battling shoulder shoulder with their fellows who
deceived wipe that restore to the people
right of which they wantony
despoed dspcab of political harpes that ever
body polite and abolish those gang nsts
notorious the police OF
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-01
GRACEFULLY ACKNOWLEDGED SONG.

Miss Hilda Brenton Of this city, author
OF the song The Good Times Will Come
once More" which Is dedicated 20 Presl-
dent Roosevelt. received a few days ago.
= letter from the president acknowledging
copy ~ the sons sent him ana express
tended him
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-01
rlAOlC HAIR STAIN.

For brown or black. prepared by
GEORGE ORMSBY. Wig Maker and
Hairworker i69 fremont street. Boston.
II Is simple. safe and easily applied; con-
tains no lead poisons; use IL once and
YOU will never use any other. BLANDIN0
& BLANDING. 81 Weybosset street.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-01

President Castro dplomacat least it would seem So tor
recently appointed of his former berest enemies an
the United States We wonder If there was
method in his he wanted get his out of
the way?
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-01

ponage could be justified would be in the of those
Georgia idle debachey the earnings of their
children who slaves in the mills
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-01

Now health has been restored up to Mr. Payne
to make the gafers in the poofice department sick
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-01

Judge Parker sensible man. He announces to his
presidential boomers that the old city OF Albany IS gooo
enough for him for many years to come
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-01
Friday, Aug. 7
Round Trip Rates.

New York New Haven and Hartford
Railroad O. NJ. Shepherd. Gen1 Supt.
A. C. Kendall. Gen'l Pass'r Agent
Arizona republican., 1903-08-27
GOOD FOR LUFKIN.

The other day two negro brakeman employed by the Houston, East and West Texas railroad were taken by q mob from caboose in Lufkin, Texas. and whipped severely. Invigorated by the exercise, the mob returned to the car and fired several shots into it, just missing the conductor. The members of the Commercial Club and other citi- zens of Lufkin met. condemned the pro ceedings of the mob, and offered a re- ward for the arrest and conviction of the rioters. One of the resolutions pass ed at the meeting is especially com mendable:
 Tn anticipation of q repetition ot such conduct, We pledge ourselves to stand ready, and dc hereby pledge our selves, to a prompt and speedy pun ishment of any further outrageous con duct toward the colored people of this town and couty."
 This shows sound business sense, as well as humane feeling. It is to the commercial advantage of Lufkin to by
Arizona republican., 1903-08-27
WOULD-BE CRIMINALS
Phoenix Infested With a Number of
 Bad Actors.

While there have been no scandalous or high-handed outrages in these parts for long time directed toward women CT children and successfully carried out, there have been several incidents in which there is good ground for be- lief that the city is hGrboring d con- siderable number of bad characters who have the instinct fer committing most repulsive crimes if given the op- portunity. The officers have their eyes on two or three individuals who have been making bad breaks, and there arc two CT three others who have made bad breaks in the last few weeks that unfortunately they cant get their eyes on.
 Net SO very long ago an attempt was made by unknown men one evening to grab young lady who was on the way to her home in the northern part of the city, but she managed to run to safety. A similar attempt was made in the south part of town one evening last week by man who flourished a pistol i in . threatening manner and acted as though he intended to rob the girl, but she, too, managed to keep out of his way till she got home.
 A few nights ago Mexican invaded the outdoor dormitory of a Mexican ] family in block 41 and tried to steal a little girl. He carried her several yards | before she woke up and screamed and 1 finally ran away from him. The same man. or supposedly so. has since then ! been reported as trying to steal Mexi- 1 can children on one or two occasions. | In all of these instances where reported
 to an officer the offenders have man. aged to get away before any one could
 arrive on the premises.
 Whether these incidents are merely the pran1s of alcChoiized idiots 0r
 whether they are the result of the plan
 ming of really vicious men is not known, but in any event it will be unhealthy
Arizona republican., 1903-08-27
POWER HOUSE BURNED.

Wednesday morning last, near the hour of o'clock. the power house at the Black Hills mine was destroyed by fire. The News has been unable to learn the cause of the fire. Everything in and about the building was destroy ed. Il is estimated that the loss will be between seven and ten thousand dol lars. The machinery was all new and of the most modern make, and had just been installed for the purpose of deer mining The machinery will be replaced 2s rapidly as possible, and work again pushed forward. There was no insur- ance on the property destroyed Jerome News.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-27
FORCED TO DISCARD
Musician Who Had Too Many Girls
 and Too Much Jewelry.

Adolph Lang is the name of violin ist that some time ago cid stunts in the Phoenix saloons at so much per. and it is said to his credit that his music was very entertaining. He is now in Colorado and Il appears that re gently he was the central figure in q social episode in Denver from which he derived more notoriety than pleasure. The Denver News in it's issue of Au- gust 2Srd prints the picture of Miss Fanchon Reed, accompanied by tl:e fol- lowing story:
 Because Miss Fanchon Reed permit ted Adoph Lang to wear her jewels it was necessary that she create a scene to recover them. Miss Reed is a mu scian, as also is Mir Lang An intro duction by a mutual friend resulted in Mss Reeds asking Mir Lang to cali at her home, 1131 sherman avenue, think ing that as he i3 an expert violinist. and as she is very ambitious to succeed in her work. the 2ssocia ton might be of benefit to her.
 One evening when Lang was at the
 home of Miss Reed and both were at
 the piano. the latter took off her rings and laid them at the end O. the key
 board in order that she might have q
 freer use of her fingers. Lang picked them up, admired them and tried them on. Finding that they would fit his smaller fingers he asked permission to wear them for a while. and Miss Reed readily gave her consent. When he lett he still were the rings and continued to wear them for some time in spite of | the suggestions of Miss Reed that il would be wise to return them to her After urging Miss Reed succeeded in
 getting all the rings back except one
 . large ruby and it was to secure this 1 thai she was obliged to resort 10 q ruse
 which brought her into most unpleasant
 notoriety.
 | MT Lang was. until a few days ago.
 2 member of the orchestra. at E,litch'a
 gardens. Miss Reed was informed by a friend that Lang was in the habit of | taking his sweetheart to the car each
 night after the performance, and if a. l demand for the ring was made in her | presence it might have the desired effect of securing it's return.
 | This plan was followed by Miss Reed who asked Lang in the presence of his
 sweetheart for the ring. At first he de nied all knowledge of the matter, but Miss Reed persisted and ha finally call ed her to one si3e and gave up the property.
 Lang is now reported to be playing ir the orchestra at the Hotel Colorado, Glenwood Springs. Whether he lost his job at Elitchs on account of the ep. so1e is not known, but he left Denver i few days after it's occurrence.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-27

for one of them to be captured as they are sure to be if they keep m0ping round.
 The police say the percentage Of Chola Mexican or Indian population has increased materially of late, and as they are known to be a bad lot in gen eral sharp lookout is kept for them There is apt to be more of them than less when dam construction, railroad building and ether industrial enter prises booked for this section get fairly started, and it will be a good scheme for everybody 10 keep an eye open for toughs.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-27
TRY IT YOUHSELE.

"How on earth,' said the North Cal vert streetite, did Smith ever get that horrible affliction that makes him con- tinually initiate a gasoline engine with his ips?'
 "Sh-sh-sh." whispered the household holder from Mount Washington; most deplOTable affair, that. He boarded for many years and got his lips to working that way from parpetually saying Please pass the prunes!' Baltimore News.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-27

known as an orderly place. Southern labor being mainly negro labor. no Southern town cant afford to have c0lCr- ed laborers interfered with or injured by mobs. II is essential to Southern property and must be protected.-New York Sun.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-27
WE WANT YOUR BUDS

for our suds, and then you will know that our methods and results are the best.
 LADIES' SHIRT WAISTS AND SKIRTS have that nobby look that re- suits only from PERFECT IRONING, while the finish on our shirts, collars and cuffs is the best that MODERN MACHINERY can turn out. A trial will convince you.
 A phone call will bring our wagon.
 Yours for good work and prompt de- livery.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-27

A recent census of China shows that that country, crowded with "teeming millions has 103 to the square mile. Belgium has 20 to the square mile; Great Britain 1S0, and Germany 105.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-27

For the best rolled barley in town go to the Capitol Mills.
Decorah-posten., 1903-06-12

Sa8eru95 Gale bar IiBeiom facet
iorsSet 9Gat 0erue0, Of Set iorltSen
at OGre RrOSramtale tiaise oar So.
gerups aiifeSsorS iom Ssires poli.iftc
5srar. Gua set iamme 0sSe i Gil.
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life oitere htnSe mootnge 8alg ION
Stortin9smauS, ga bans uiSerifabeIi.
se arbeiee, hams girfiombeS iom
lriperiitetsIrrer % marrge mrore
8isremaaI IasSc Seilns saa al bans
lib.
Decorah-posten., 1903-06-12
Sposialo Siafis.

Sra Ciofis, Riun., ifriueS 3Ote
Rai: Gfiel Sacobion Der al @pen al.
git peo en- bib 800 iioIte Rorooa
Rorgen al Qoloperenbe 3prin9. Ior
balpanoet aor ii0en boeoe ban /
Sumter, u. Gaf.. boor ban bapse et
anfaIo al pneumonia, ser uoarte6e
til Spring. Si6ite Ssit rciite
han til Ari5Ona / oct Sacb at gien.
uinoe jim 6eIbreo, og Serfru reiite
ban til Banning, California. bpor
ban opbolSt iig, inotil ban for ire
Tiger iioer tom biem ior at 90. ge.
grapelicn farbt Steo ira aonqreaa.
ttonstirter, boor en- Rasic Rerre.
fer bar tiIitebe, % Den Rpnabe
SIomitrr % nnSen SiIiteIning bite,
bpor afboI0t ban par.
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ben 1Soe Wai 1871. San pnr en-
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Steofhober. 10 9reSre og tre Ssitre,
Der oil iaone en- figrIig Wnno, Ssn
og 9roSer.
Decorah-posten., 1903-06-12

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nuer al be Sg0oomne. ION 0et meruclicltgc
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mErtIllGe 0ciJryoe.ler. Tom ban aaglrQ uos
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met. 8tooet iaauclitm GtUcur9ct, gieHUpreg.
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Decorah-posten., 1903-06-12

Ni itoI nCbcnior gieu1luc / ll00rol
Or 0i5ti0ite Ennfter / @nlCrup@ (o.c
@on OmtaIte isrit ToItcicrijfrin8en.
6cn otonomiitc Situoticu cI Rc9iy.
ringcn& TinnnaIcoeIie, icm han ilrht
notion ilct, "a tom 0ercitcr til lint.
onapoIi;lten. bportil Npirr ~ &cn.
tire oItib bi0tiI bar inNtoQr. Ioa niUis
0en0e Storopurttcr.
Decorah-posten., 1903-06-12
Sarmere.

Sirin eiter SaiaIos ppsr @innsibsf
Traction engine ps Separator, ssatsrior
5hrsibtus HatiHe Go, &atsrlpO, Soma.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-06
A TEXAS WONDER.
HALLS GREAT DISCOVERY.

One small bottle OF The Texas Won
der, Halls Great Discovery, cures all
kidney and bladder troubles, removes
gravel, cures diabetes, seminal ennis
sions, weak and lame back, rheuma-
tism and all Irregularities OF the kid
neys and bladder in both women and
men. Regulates bladder trouble in
children. If not sold by your druggist
will be sent by mail on receipt OF 81.
One small bottle is two months treat
ment and will cure any case above
mentioned. DIR. E. w. HALL.
Sole manufacturer, 81. Louis, Mo.
Sold by all druggists and w. b.
Frame, Ardmore, I. T.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-06

Sound kidneys ara safeguards
life. Make the kidneys healthy Wi
Foley's Kidney Cure Bonner & Bon
ner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-06
READ THIS.

Ardmore, l. T., Oct. II, 1902.
DR.. Il. w. Hall. st. Louis: | have
suffered for years with kidney and
bladder troubles. have found more
relief from using Texas Wonder, Halls
Great Discovery, than any other kid
ney and bladder medicine, and can
safely recommend It to others. Very
respectfully,
MRS. j. II. HOPKINS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-06

If you are invited to a wedding. the
cheapest thing to send Is regrets.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20

top that is permissible only because
royalty, in the shape of Prince Pu
Lun, IS TO preside beneath it; after
this, the little woman will hold sway.
With a band of workers under her
she VIII attend to the hanging of prec-
ious cloths of gold and satin. She
Will direct the placing of rare old bits
OF carved teak wood She will plan
the color schemes for the various
rooms where the brilliant functions
OF next year will be held. These
schemes will be carried out in dra-
peries, in upholsteries, in porcelains.
Brasses and bronzes are TO be ar
ranged, heavily carved and embroider-
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20

servants, also men who are engaged
upon the exhibition building. They
stopped at American hotels on their
way, and they were determined TO
keep house by the time they reached
st. Louis. So there is to be a Wong
residence there during the winter.
Your hotels are charming" Mrs.
Wong says, apologetically, "but
grow little homesick for my Chinese
dishes. You would miss your style of
cooking in China, would you not?
None of your hotels seem to serve the
paste balls filled with stfimps, and
never feel that a dinner is finished
without one of our delicious sweet
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20

want my women 10 know how yours
study for advanced learning, and how
they enter into many lines of work
and show great independence in all
phases of life. | want TO see my sis
tiers broader in their ideas. There is
no reason why they should be kept so
closely at home. | wish that they
might travel more and study many
branches that they now know moth
ing Of"
What do they study now?"
"Ah, perhaps you think | cannot
answer that. | believe Americans
consider us far more ignorant than
we are. Our women are taught music
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20
Mrs Wong VIII Decorate the Chinese
Building at ST. Louis.

1t IS true that all the wonderful dec
orations OF The Chinese Building at
St Louis are to be under the direction
OF Mrs. Wong. This fact alone should
teach Americans something of the
Chinese woman's ability. After Ameri-
can carpenters have put up the rough
framework; after imported workmen
have elaborated upon that framework.
finishing with carved wood and top
ping of the whole with the papoda
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20
There Are Four Plump and Frisky
Little Wong Babies.

There are four little Wongs, who
frisk so fast that you can't count them,
and you have to take their parents
word for the number This is the
extent of the Wong family in St.
Louis. With them came retinue of
thirty. They have their own house
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20

ed screens are to be placed, worries
must be put where they will show to
the best advantage. There is only one
person to whom Commissioner Wong
will entrust this work of art, and that
person is his wife.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20

soups served with floating fruits. You
must not consider me impolite This
is merely matter of custom"
But she likes us immensely in spite
of our menus.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20

OCiiS, WOnQer1uI
little Chinese
woman toddled into America not long
ago.
She toddles, because she can't help
herself. Her feet were bound long
years ago with the torturing bandages
that mean swelldom in China, and she
Will never be able to walk in anything
except crippled fashion. But she
longs to have two firm, free feet with
which to tread this American soil Of
ours, for she is that rarest of rare
persons, an advanced Chinese woman.
i wish / could speak so loud that
all the women of China would hear "
she said, through her English-speak
ing husband.
What would you say to them, Mrs.
Wong?"
This Chinese Woman Disapproves of
Foot Binding.
Il would say-oh, so loud-Leave
the feet of the women unbound.
There is more than physical strength
IN a hrn, elastic step. It gives cour-
age and confidence to the mind as
WE'LL"
This little teacher of a big truth is
no less a person than the wife of
Wong Kai Kah, Vice-Imperial Com
missioner TO the Louisiana Purchase
Exposition. She has lately arrived in
st. Louis with her husband, who
comes to make all arrangements for
the display that China is preparing.
This is the first time in history that
the Chinese government has placed
an official exhibit at one of these
Worlds Fairs, and it is fat plum in
the way of honor TO be given Charge
of it. But Mr.. Wong is not to have
that plum al TO himself.
Il shall oversee all the interior dec
orationS OF our building" Mrs. Wong
announces complacently, while Mr.. |
Wong beams proudly and informs you |
in Haw!esS English that she is most
artistic.
All the women of China are that"
he adds, with glance that says bet
ter than words, "but my wife is the |
prize package" His words would |
never say that, for his English is the |
uncorrupted kind that text books have |
taught him. He is a graduate of Yale,
class OF 80, and he has probably given |
a great deal of his own broad-minded-
ness TO his wife; but far more of If is |
all her own.
Advanced Courtesy from High-Bred
Celestial.
i am very glad to see YOU" she
says to her American visitors, and she
extends a tapering hand in a droll. |
rigid way, as if it were made of wood. |
Think OF what it means for one of
the aristocratic Chinese women TO do |
that. As rule, they are by no means
glad to see you. nor have they a hand
ready TO extend. Madame WI Ting
fang was considered remarkable be-
cause she showed us friendliness.
Mrs. Ho Vow, wife of the famous
consul IN San Francisco, was never
seen except by her own race. A camel
could got through the eye of a needle
just as readily as any of us could win
the favor of one of the rich merchants
wives in San Francisco
So Mrs. Wong's funny little wooden
hand means a great deal more than
the ordinary glad hand" of our own
casual life. 1t means that she has
come TO America full of good feeling
toward US, and that she Intends both |
to teach and to learn
You do not know all you should
know about the women of my race"
she says. They are not so narrow
as you think. / shall be glad to tell |
you something of them. And / wish |
TO learn much more about you that
| may teach them new things of great
value"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20
The Women of China Are to Be
Enlightened.

81 shall tell as many Chinese
women as possible all about your
women when | return" she said. She
was so eager to talk that she could
not bear to wait while her husband
interpreted, and she kept up clatter
that sounded like a thousand tinv
wooden mallets all going at once. Il
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20

But you mean to keep TO Chinese
fashions with this exception of
shoes"
Certainly | do-not because of
prejudice, but because / really think
that the robes of our country are the
most beautiful in the world. Don't
you think these are rather pretty?"
she added, and threw open trunk.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-20

suppose that a New Woman
In China held her sway,
And studied Parliamentary Law
And called herself B. A.;
Suppose she took to club life
With all its downs and ups
What sort OF ladies would be left
To decorate our cups?