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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
He'd Been to Market.

Arthur was one of the little unfortunate
army of fve-year-olds that lives on Fifth
hearts content except mud pies and things
q boys heart really Graves. Not long ago
one Of Arthur's uncles bought a country
seat on Long Is%land-barns, horses, cows,
chickens, and other rural conveniences in
Guided. Recently Arthur was allowed to
visit the farm" and to inspect the same
at his leisure. One of the first things he
saw was a strange creature on two legs, with
wings and a mania for scratching gravel.
Whats that thing" he asked.
''That's a chicken" was explained.
sob, no." he said incredulously, you
can't fool me; that things got feathers on
tn. Y. Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Respect for u Uniform.

Gen. Sir Charles Parsons, who com.
hands the regimental forces in Cana
da, does not propose that the kings
uniform shall be profaned to adver-
Using uses in any way if he can help
It. Some amateurs in Halifax were
about to produce a play-by an Off
GER called Gentlemen! The King, in
which several Of the actors were to
wear mess uniforms. Whereupon the
general put his foot down and for
babe the performance If the uniforms
were not dropped. -Pittsburg Dis
patch.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
Just an Experiment.

The other night a Cleveland small
boy got tired of saying his prayers reg
ularly and struck. 'Oh, but, Willie"
his mother objected, you must say
them or God will punish YOU" The
youngster thought deeply a moment.
Then he looked up brightly. 81 tell
you what, mamma" he announced in
his sweetest tones, Il guess l can stand
q lickin', so I'll go just one night with
cut saying 'em, an then if there don't
anything happen, why, it'll be all right.
It's just a '%speriment. See!"-Cleve.
land Plain Dealer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
MODEL E S BOXES.
man., Says They Have Given
Best of Satisfaction.

These nest boxes are in use on my
farm and give the best of satisfaction.
The smaller, left-hand figure in the cut
is an end view, the larger a front view,
of part of the tier which makes room
for "a hens to lay at once. The top is
slanted, as shown in left-hand figure,
showing door to upper tier of boxes
open. In the other figure, it is closed.
This is used entirely for laying hens.
The two lower tiers of nests have
separate doors for each box. To set
a hen, the door can be closed as at b,
but shows doors open in both figures.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
Rob the Sea of PIuRder.

Everyone is aware of the fact that
rom time 10 time the sea gives up its
dead, but few people probably know
what an enormous quantity of old iron
in the shape of anchors, chains and an
occasional Belgian devil" is annually
rescued from its capacious jaws. Dur
ing the last ten months as much as 12O
tons weight was dredged up on the east
coast alone. This has been sold for two
shillings and two pence per hundred
Observation-Disclosures Gazette,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

1--WE come to kill a printer" said the
little man.
"Any printer in PARTICULAR" asked
the foreman.
"Oh. any one will do; l would prefer
a small one, but I've got to make some
sort of a bluff at fight or leave home
since the paper called my wife's pink
tea a 'swill affair "-Indianapoli.
Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
Salvation Army Arrested.

Paterson, N. j., April 11.-Maj. Dun
ham and all his Salvation army band
have been arrested while holding o
street meeting here. They were tax
en- to the police station, where they
were charged with ~disorderly con
duct.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
out Of Touch with Their Chi eff

Cinnabar, Mont, April 11.-No
word was received from President
Roosevelt Friday morning. Secretary
Loeb and Assistant Secretary Barnes
left early for a trip to the Mammoth
Springs, not expecting'to return un-
til late in the evening.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
Good Ground for Divorce.

Mrs. Green-I hear that Sarah John
son is going to get a divorce from he,
husband.
Mrs. Brownies; and l don't blame
her one mite. He's a monster. Would
you believe it, he actually used one Of
her golf sticks for a poker he othe,
morning.-Boston Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Washington, April 11.-On the best
authority it is positively denied here
that the name of Mayor Seth Low, OF
New York, has ever been considered
in connection with the American en-
bassy at Paris.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
Queen Of the Corn Kitchen Dead.

Chicago, April 11.-Mrs. Agnes
Moody, the famous Aunt Agnes Of
the American Corn Kitchen at tn,
Paris exposition of 1900, is dead al
her home here. after q long illness.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
What Uncle Reuben Sayst

1t was Deacon White, of our church,
who was gwine to sell his mewl an send
de price to de ~benighted heather of Africa,
but he was saved de trubble by some be-
nighted heather of America stealth de ami
NAL an a wheelbarrer to boot.-Detroit
FREQ Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Teacher-At what age is man most
intelligent?
Scholar-When he's a baby.
How do you make that out?"
"Well. Mas allus tellin' pa an me
that we amt got the sense Yves born
with."-Truth.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
Days Set Aside for Worship.

BY different nations every day in the
week is set aside fer public worship
Sunday by the Christians, Monday by
the Greeks, Tuesday by the Persians,
Wednesday by the Egyptians, Friday
by the Turks, and Saturday by the He
brews.-Chicago Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Beryl-Yes, l know the count is very
sincere in his attentions to me. How
can you say he is a %tritier?
Sibyl-I know that he loves you, dear
ard that is why | say he pays undue at
tention to hes.-Baltimore Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Always look for this Trade Mark: "The
Klean, Kool Kitchen Kind" The Stoves
without smoke, ashes or heat. Make COM
Portable cooking.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

For Children, used by Mother Gray, a nurse
in Children's Home, New York, break up
Colds, cure Feverishness, Constipation,
Stomach and Teething Disorders, and de-
stroy Worms. All Druggists, 25c. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, NY.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Chicago, St. Paul Minneapolis, four daily
trains via the Chicago & Northwestern
Ry.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of
Ave, n, Minneapolis, MINI, Jan. 6, 1900.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Miss Cannon, Sec'y Detroit
Amateur Art Association, tells
young women what to do to
avoid pain and suffering caused
by female troubles.
~ can conscientiously recommend
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to those of my sisters
suffering with female weakness and
the troubles which SO often befall
women. l suffered for months with
general weakness and felt SO weary
that l had hard work to keep up. I
had shooting pains and was utterly
miserable. In my distress / was adj
vised to use Lydia f. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and it was
a red letter day to me when l took the
irst dose, for at that time my restora-
ton began. In six weeks l was a
changed woman, perfectly well in
every respect. I felt so elated ana
happy that I Wat all women who
suffer to get well as I did, MISS
GUnA CANNON, $50 Jones St., Detroit,
Corresponding Sec'y Mich. Amateur
Art Association. $4,000 forfeit Doriginai of
aboue letter proving genuineness cannot be produced.
1t is clearly shown in this
young lady's letter that Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
will surely cure the sufferings of
women; and when one considers
that Miss GannOn's letter is only
one of hundreds which we have, the
great virtue of Mrs. Pinkham's medi-
cine must be admitted by all.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Thin people who want to appear stouter
have been known to lie in w~ait.-Philadel-
phia Evening Bulletin.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
A Report.

Friend-Find much progress in the south!
Returned tourist-Oh, yes. Why, in
Georgia, for instance, the crackers are be-
coming MISUNDERSTANDING.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

deposit. Ur1natlon Is ln1requent, 100
frequent or excessive. You should
heed these danger signals before
chronic complications set india
betes, Dropsy, Bright's disease. Take
Doan's Kidney Pills in time and the
cure is simple.
]. F. Wainwright, of the firm of
Bones & Wainwright, painters and
contractors, Pulaski, Va, says: -Four
or five times a year for the
past few years 1 have suffered
with severe attacks of pain in my
back, caused from kidney trouble.
During these spells I was in such
misery from the constant pain and
aching that it was almost impossible
for me to stoop or straighten, and it
really seemed as if the whole small
of my back had given away. At
times 1 also had difficulty with the
kidney secretions which were dis
colored, irregular and scalding, and
was also greatly distressed with
headaches and dizziness. I used
a number of recommended rene
dies but 7 never found anything sc
successful as Doan's Kidney Pills
When I heard of Item 1 had an at
tack and procured a box of them. In
a few days, the pain and lameness dis
appeared, the trouble with the kid
ney secretions was corrected and my
system was improved generally.
have every confidence in Doan's Kid
ney Pills"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr.. Vain
wright will be mailed to any part Of
the United States on application
Address Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
N. Y. For sale by all druggists, pric'
SO cents per box.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

"Why, Willie" said mamma, you're
pulling the cat tail" Mamma, ! amt pull
ing her tail. I'm only holding it, and she's
doing the pulling. Humane Society Bull
letin.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

1H6 OuuRIHa 56CIoI. pfU~ ""s
cess Of tanning the bottom soles produces abso-
lutely pure leather; more flexible and will wear
longer than any other tam age in the world.
The sales have more than doubled the past four
years, which proves its superiority. Why not
give w. L. Douglas shoes q trial and save money.
Notice Increase 0ss9 Sales: 80, 1921
I'm Business: ols02 Sales: S5,O2A,34o,OO
A gain Of S., $50, 40 in Four Years.
w. L. DOUGLAS $500 GILT EDGE LINE,
Worth $500 Compared with Other Makes.
The best Imported and American feathers. Heyfs
Patent Calf Enamel. Box Calf. cdif, Wei KID, Corona
Colt, and National Kangaroo. Fast Color Eyeiets.
nauYinns The genuine have ". I. DOUGLAS
VQutlul . name and price stamped on bottom
Shoes BY mail, Csc. extra. Illus. Catoloo free.
w. l.. DOUGLAS. BKOCKTON, MASS.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Liberality consists rather in giving sea
sonably than much.-Cicero.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

It's a poor poster girl that isn't stuck
up.-Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Upton Parke-'ls your wife's new girl q
fxture?" Cyril Downs-"Seems to be; ]
don't see her moving around any."-Town
and Country.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color Silk, Wool
and Cotton at one boiling.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

1t Cures Colds, Coughs, Sore Throat, Group, Infu-
enza, Whooping Cough, Bronchitis and Asthma.
A certain cure for Consumption in first stages,
and q sure relief in advanced stages. Use at once.
Yop will see the excellent effect after taking the
first dose. Sold by dealers everywhere. Large
bottles 25 cents and SO cents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16

To Cure n Cold in One Day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. An
druggists refund moneyifit failsto cure. 25c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1903-04-16
TWO SIGNALS

There a e
I w serious
n ais of
kidney s.
The first sig
nal C o m e S
from the back
with numer-
Gus aches and
ID q IL >. lnC
second signal
comes in the
kidney secre-
ito n S, t h e
urine is thin
and pale or
too hig h | V
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26
D Chlcaso's Centennial Celebration

L
fTThe Chicago g. Northwestern R'y
announces that muchintereStis being
evidenced throughout the west IN
C%llicago's celebration of the Tooth
anniversary'of that city's settlement
in 1903, The celebration will take
place from September 26th to October
1st, next, with a program that in
.cludes a series of commemorative
evcntsp1that possess many special
features of interest. A great naval
display will be a part of the program
together with regattas and the
spectacular arrival in canoes, by way
of the lake. of 400 Indians, the descen-
dants of tribes formerly occupying
this site, who will establish a village
around a reproduction of old Fort
Dearborn. on the lake front.
Athletic contests, parades, great
fire works displays, patriotic meetings
and religious services, a grand chorus
military maneuvers by government
troops, and on the concluding day 8
reception to the President of the
United States and other distinguished
guests contribute to a most elabo.
rate program. Every energy is being
employed to make thecccasion typica.
Of that spirit that has made Chicago
one of the greatest cities in the world.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26
Ais Last Hope Realized.

(Erom the Sentinel, Gebo, Mont)
In the first opening of Oklahoma to
settlers in 1880, the editor of this
paper was among the many seekers
after fortune who made the big race
one fine Gay in April, During his
travelling about and afterwards his
camping upon his claim, he encount
cred much bad water, which, together
with the severe heat, gave him a very
severe diarrhoea which it seemed al
most impossible to check, and along
in June the case became SO bad he
expected to die. One day one of his
nelghbors brought him n small bot
tie Of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy as a lasthope.
A big dose was given him while he
was rolling about on the ground in
great agony, and in a few minutes
the dose was repeated. The good
effect Of the medicine was soonnoticed
and within an hour the patient was
taking his first sound sleep for a fort
night. That one little bottle worked
a complete cure, and he cannot helm
but feel grateful. The season for
bowel disorders being at hand suggests
this item. For sale by all druggists.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26
Special Excursion Rates Colorado
Utah and the Black Hills

Via the Northwesn Line. Beginning
June LIST excursion tickets will be
sold to Denver, Colorado Springs,
Pueblo, Salt Lake City. Hot Springs,
Deadwood, Lead and Custer, S. d.
ETC., good to return until October 81.
A splendid opportunity is offered for
an enjoyable vacation trip. Several
line trains via the Northwestern
daily. Apply to agents Chicago &
Nof0h-Western R'y. 43-aug15
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26
Very Low Rates to California and
Return,

Via the Northwestern Line. First
class round trip tickets on sale july j
toslO, inclusive, to San Francisco and
Los Angeles. Favorable limits and
stop-oyer privileges and choice Of
routes. The Overland limited, leaves
Chicago daily at8:0O p. m. Less than
three days en- route. Drawing room
compartment cars, observation cars.
dining cars, buffet-librarycars, (barber
and bathl, electric lighted through
out. Three trains a day from Chica-
go the Coast through wlthoutchanpe.
Daily and personally conducted tour
ist car excursions to California,
Washington and Oregon. For
particulars apply to ticket agents
Chicago s. Northwestern R'y. 43-iy10
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26
Tacoma Park Train Service

Account of the annual encampment
OF the Industrial Association at Ia
coma Park, the Gfeat Northern will
run three (3] special trains daily.
leaving Aberdeen 9 a. M, 2 p. M. and
$3.50 p. M, returning leave Tacoma
Park 10 a. M, 4:30 p. m. and IL D. m,
Round trip tickets SO cents.
M. w, JOYCE,
Agent.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26
Chamberlain's Collie Cholera and
Dlarrhoea Remedy

Is everywhere recognized as the one
remedy that can always be depended
upon and that is pleasant to take.
It is especially valuable for summer
diarrhoea in children and is undoubt.
edly the means of saving the lives O!
a great many children each year. Fol
sale by all druggists.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26
Every Bottle 81 Chamberlain, Is coush
Remedy Guaranteed.

We guarantee every bottle Of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and
will refund the money to anyone
who is not satisfied after using two
thirds Of the contents. This is the
best remedy in the world for Ia
grippe, coughs, colds, Group and
whooping cough and is pleasant and
safe to take. 1t prevents any
tendency OF q cold to result in men.
monia. For sale by all druggists.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26

wANTED-FAITHFUL PERSON tnrRAyE1
for we'll established house in a few counties.
calling on retail merchants and agents. La
cal territory. Salary $lO2 a year and ex-
lenses, payable s19.70 a week in cash and
expenses advanced. Position
Business successful n rushing. Standard
Houss.3 Dearoorn ST.. Chicago.r
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26
GaH.alDs Special Reduced
mR Excursion Rates
aafsK.H.KE

asIE11Kl
Will be in effect from all points on
the Chicago & Northwern Halfway
for the occasions named below:
Boston. July 9th to 10th, Nation
al Educational Association.
Saratoga Springs. N. Y. July 7th
to 10th. Mobiles of the Mystlc
Shrine.
Atlanta, Ca. July 9th to I'm
Baptist Young Peoples unloh
of America.
Denver, July 9th to 18th, United
Christian Endeavor.
Detroit, Mich, July 10th to l9tl1.
Epworth League.
Baltimore, Md, July 2lst'to go
i. p. O. e.
San Francisco, August 18th to
22d, G. A. r.. meeting.
Deadwood, S. d.. Sept. I to llth,
International Mining Congress.
Baltimore. Nd, Sept. 2lst to Goth,
Sovereign Grand Lodge. i. ..
O. Il.
For information as to rates, dates
of sale, etc, Of these or other oc-
casions, call upon the ticket agent of
the Northwestern Lines. 43-tf
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26
FLAiNA FslWS ITEass.

Ray Hurlburt has been easaged us good time.
part of the Tacoma cooking force. E,ed ~ Am.
Crops have improved immensely In this vicinity this weck Nc"s
s"'e 0e la'"' Howard Rumery. mt j.
By mistake we reported the depart TUESDAY afternoon. driyinn "
ure of Mr.. and Mrs. c. S. Steele last the road and he wasn't aln, "o"h
week lns~eao OF ths Ihey go 70 Nose johnson has retnrn,
Boston O the Chflsuah scientist eX- North Dakota and is n AM '
|cursion and will return in one month. present. Aoerdeel
Quite a number Of our young people James Robertson intend
went to 1urtonS grove Wednesday to- to take in campmeetina 49,. e
see the ball game aud report d grand of us. vi
THE MEETING OF THE BOARD
Once upon a Monday dreary, while the crops looked sick and we,rr
Met the board Of Cambria township in tile Office OF the cler,
While at home the boys were rustHng and thewomen all were bnstr.
Doing up the chores neglected and a host OF other work. "s
There was lack of heavy fighting, they just did a little writing
Then the books and things went Lifting and they settled doun
Twas the crops of course and weather and they argued all topatlo. VI"
Over growing bronze and heather as a.meals of making tin
Then they talked about campmeeting, politics received a greeting
And they cussed the countrys faiings. made prescriptions for bar. an,
But just then twas time for lunching. in a thrice they all were mn.o,.
Ham and eggs went sadly crnnching down each yawninp. Innr,mI a ms
Then they spoke not to each other, every man. forgot his brother "
AS he tried his best to smother all the yictuals that he saw
And then, lest some dire disaster follow fast and follow faster
Each his appetite did master and they choked off witha siab
Then they rested quite aweary. cashel their little checks so chearv
And their faces, calm and dreary, belied the twinkle in each eve
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-06-26
Fourth Of July Rates via the
Great Northern

Round trip tickets for one and one.
third fare to all points on Great
Northern Line. Dates of sale, July
3 and 4. Final limit returning Ju]y
ON. NJ. W. JOYCE,
4o-C Agent.
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
She Was Doing It.

Here, what are you doing there?"
demanded the suburbanite's dog to
the old hen in the coal bin.
why" replied the hen, 81 heard
master say last night that this is the
proper time to lay in coal.
delphia Press.
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
A REQUEST,

Mistress-Didn't you hear me ring
before?
Maid-I kind of thought 1 did
ma am; but | wasn't sure.
Mistress-Well. next time, please
give me the benefit of the doubt
Puck
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
Not an ORANGE Country.

The new teacher asked of the class
the following question:
John had 5 oranges. James gave
him IL and he gave Peter Z. How
many. did he have left?"
Before this problem the class re-
coiled.
please, SIR" said young lad, 1--WE
always does our sums in apples"
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
Almost a Century Plant.

Minister Ito one of his members,
venerable old gardener)-You have
reached a great age, John.
John-'Deed haze |, sir, for gin l
leeve till the 11th of next month III
be an octageranium.
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
A Hardship of Modern War.

She-The strain on the soldier in
modern warfare must be very great.
He-It is. Sometimes the pho
tographer isn't ready, and you have
to wait hours, and then the pictures
may prove failures.-Judge.
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
An Execution,

you know" said the woman suf-
fragist. they say, the hand that
rocks the cradle is the hand that
rules the world"
"Ridiculous!" cried Henpeck. I'm
sure my hand doesn't rule the world"
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
Reflex Thought by Johnny.

Mother-Why, Johnny. aren't you
ashamed of yourself, striking your
little brother?
Johnny-I'm doing 1t for his own
good, ma, and it hurts me more than
it does him.-January Woman's Home
Companion.
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
comparIsons Are odlous,

Perkins Jr.-Why don't ye buy that
horse of Seth's. pop? He's got a fine
pedigree.
Perkins Sr.-Pedigree! The ques-
tion is, is he wuth anything? Why.
boy, them sassiety folks what comes
here in the summer has pedigrees.
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
The UItra-Canine,

How provoking! l wanted to take
our bulldog out riding and now I have
to wait until the maid cleans his
teeth"
What is the trouble. Mabel?"
Why, he bit tramp"
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
AS Well as He Could.

"Do you think covered the
ground?" asked the lawyer when he
had concluded his presentation of the
case.
WELL" said his client, 81 think you
covered as much of it as your size
would permit"
The Springfield herald., 1903-02-13
A Timely Correction.

Spartacus-Do you find many gram.
matical errors in my composition?
Smartacus-Not one. Every error
| have so far discovered is decidedly
ungrammatcal