Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-06-12
\ SatcheI that Proved to be
a FatefuI Boomerang.

TdLGluI DUUulVl uNSa
r,rar's Music Hall was in full
sad faced musician was in
.rfonsIv humping an asthmatlc
E. On the stage a stout and viva
=, songstress was holding forth in
D. numbers. Nimble walters
q ..ied about the place. 1t was evil
q ..r mart of their duty strongly to
n ,mmond the purchase of beer. If
s. auditor steadfastly withstood the
,.rs forcefuI opportunities, the
s,,er anpeared and gently intro
80 himself. At times like these
5 Z. ,aInctant customers Immediately
: ss,ira5 an eager thirst, and placed
L. and substantial orders.
5afar corner sat Tim Kelly, whisp-
e. 10 a friend. Tim was one Of
: 80 Interesting characters who exist
s. ,pssfllIy and even joyously without
=-~2ri'ring their constitutions with
INJURIOUS effects of hard work. He
II; philosopher; but even so, he
I'll his dark moments. Take the
- time. for instance. The po-
q had never been so perniciously
~ Easy money had never been
III #Hcut. Things had reached such
ID ls that the Demon Work began
anf Tim in the face. Tim snud-
IA as he gazed at it's horrid fea-
i rs and even now, in the music hall,
III hand shook nervously as he hid
,Is tvared face from the memory of
5la hantom in rapidly successive
.sl@ |G beer
III Ta say that Hartzell & Co. keep
ia in their safe over night?"
=aI Tim.
Il Sure thing, replied the other. cold
81 s&Ged safe, too Why, man, it'll
Il az easy as money from home-a
sIa .Lar pudding"
II might be set forth here that cpl
rs now generally agree that the
8 Of the pudding is in the digest
o. it. and when a man of Tim
Us accomplishments starts out in
I Iit Of such pudding as he SEEM
have in mind. he often finds that
{ 3, ls developed a severe and chronic
q 9kot Indigestion.
81
IS vas night. Fourth avenue was
Sc ned. The electric lights splut-
a. Intellectually against the desolat-
ogf Nmess The rattle of belated
- Avenue train sounded family
sh the oppressive silence. The
z setting was all complete for a
- Ing melOdrama. Tim Kelly,
~ ing in Hartzell & Co.'s doorway,
an ideal leading character. His
attitude and gesture foretold a
guess dramatic situation.
nelly cast an apprehensive eye
So down the avenue. The soil
E .Vlceman on the corner might
81 oeen carved out of stone. Tim
q bIeaSanJly at the immutability
80 guardian Of the peace, for Tim
81 aN unas5uming nature and he
50 ~. care to have his nightly bust
81 '@''S heEalded by any particular
- +" Official trumpets.
81 @a minutes later the scene had
'7~ I'm was now in the cash
s. oom Of Hartzell & Co. He lit a
81 '~eAJ llttle lantern and examin-
~ 4le with a professional eye. A
Sc >y0olar might have 1ikened Tim
s5AeS OF old in his search for an
IS man. The scholar would have
u %MeWhat puzzled, however, by
'VQuent behavior of this mod
se"'S unless he might have
81 S"lal.y reasoned that there was
-7>l man in the safe.
81 I'm was engaged in liberat-
~ - SUppositiious honest man
81 "e safe, second character
entered upon the scene. Tim
80 up with a regulation stage
his respectful gaze fell upon
'~ch had all the essential ap-
>SS OF being capable of terrific
..~, Attached to the handle of
~'aouS weapon was the solitary
80 ~a1. This irritating officer
S1 nave been carved out of
With quick movement of his
,'~ overturned his convenient
-~''rn. A second later he was
up Fourth avenue with all
and action of a Cortlandt
e18auter on a lodge night.
,OSr TO clear the air slightly. it
stated here that when a police
confessional embonpoint starts
man of Tim Kelly's capa-
ana desires. the pursuer has
more chance than the hypo-
SNOWFALL in that place never
~'0 IN really polite society.
'Set car was crowded. The
aides vindictively trampied
~ " Ieet Of the sitting gentlemen
''"a4y muf1led imprecatior