Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-10-24

thing they agreed on.-Denyer Repub-
lican.
And where did he take you after
the theater?" Home" ''Ah, so you
are engaged at last T'- Chicago Record
Herald
Wife-What do you think of ny pie
ture? Husband-It will Go. Evidently
a snapshot, my dear. why ?" Your
mouth is shut"-Ex.
Alas: Miss de Muir-Were you ever
hypnotized, Mr.. Hector2 Hector (sad-
lyl-That is my excuse for being mar
ried.-Town Topics.
And so they are married Do you
think they viii be happy" They
ought TO be. He has no friends, and
she has no relatives"
Wasted no time: The manager says
he engaged the 40 chorus girls in 20
minutes" Gracious but he's quick at
figures. Town Topics.
Terence, what Is the doctors dag
nosis Of your case2" HE hasn't told
me Wit but I'm bettin' lCll be iy'ry cint
sv tin dollars. Chicago Tribune.
THE expedition endured the extrem-
est hardship Yes; understand they
were locked in the ice during two lee
ture seasons."-Deuoit Free Press
Guest Tin cheap restaurant
waiter, what have you got? Waiter
Beefsteak and tish-but the fish is all
cut. Whichn you have? Chicago
News
a magnate rs he very richY"
Rich? Why, he's so rich he darcn't
Look twice at girl for fear she'll bring
Il breach OF promise suit Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The Lady--So your brother fell ut
Nicksburg. my poor man Was It a
cruel bullet that did the work? The
| Tramp Nom; he fell of a freight car.
Chicago Daily News.
Evidence of an eyewitness: Guest
Why, do you believe in second sight,
major? Major Darby lin an impress
sive whisperl-Because | fell in love
at first sight,-Punch,
Are you we'll acquainted with your
mother tongue. my boyg" asked the
school teacher of a new scholar. Yes,
sir answered the lad, tlmidly. Ma
jaws me good deal sir"
Did understand You to say that
You always cat a breakfast food in
the morning. asked the man from
Missouri Sure" replied the man
from Massachusetts. Pie. -Cjncln-
natl Times-Star,
Not wasting time: whats the mat
Ter with old Fred?" asks one workman.
E's got a splinter in his and" says
another. "Why don't q pull It out7"
'Wot! In his dinner hour! Not like
| lyP-Tit- Bits,
Harry, Harry! What are you doing
with your fingers in baby's mouth -
| demanded mamma. Looking forsthe
spoon" lie replied. Nurse said he
was born with silver spoon In his
mouth. but | can't find it,
What n wonderful painter Rubens
was" remarked Merritt. at the art
gallery. Yes" assented Cora; "it ig
said of him that he could change a
laughing face into a sad one By a sin
gle stroke" Why" spoke up John
ME in disgust, my school teacher
can do that"
Waiter Oh, yes. oysters are good
now This Is an ''r" month. you know
Customer sort o. suspect that last
one was n backsllder, or perhaps he
hadn't heard that the time for him TO
be good had arrived. Boston Tran
script.
You seem inclined to think well OF
This titled stranger who desires to mar
~ your daughter" Well" answered
Mr.. ComFox. Il must say this much
Tor him. He consulted me on the sub
Iect Of the marriage. which Is more
than my daughter Is likely 10 do
Washington Star
No, Mr. SpoonamOre, | never could
he happy with man of your habits"
My habits, Miss Pimmie. what do
you know OF my habits, may / ask ?'
You haven't been In this room more
than half an hour, and In that time
you have sat on my sofa pillows. lean
ri your head back aga inst my rocking
hair tidy, and put your feet on my
embroidered fOot-stOOl Chicago Trn,-
une
Judge-You say you got that black
we as the result OF blow by the de-
fcndantf Prosecuting 'Witrsss Yes.
air. Judge-Tell me the circumstances
nnder which he struck you? Prosecut-
lng Witness-This man met me as ]
was coming along Calvert street
whistling "HIawatha," and
Iudge-Tbat'n do. The prisoner is
dismissed Baltimore American.
Tommy Tucker had been hurt while
performing the act he called fipplng
freight train. VIII he get well.
1octorW distrnctedly asked Mrs Tuck
.c..4 is he out Of danger" He will
!rt Wen, madam" replied the sur.
gron, but can't say he is out of dan
IL. nth /.