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The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-11-03
a PUZZLE TO SCIENTISTS.
Unable to Account for Canals on the
Planet Mars.

Unable to Account for Canals on the
Planet Mars.
The canals on Mars first awoke sci
entists to the possibility of art and
not nature cutting these enormous
channels which telescopes of many
years ago were unable to detect. The
more these canals are studied, the
more irresistibly one is forced to the
conclusion that they have been
planned and executed by some race
of living beings with powers far ex-
ceeding that of man, or with machin-
cry of such stupendous strength and
capacity that the mind staggers in
contemplating what it has accom-
plished. Imagine vast network of
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-11-03
THE WORD WAS FAMILIAR.
Scholar Naturally MIsied by Modern
Slam Term

scholar Naturally Mlssed by Modern
Slang Term.
A West Philadelphia Sunday school
teacher has a class OF dozen small
hoys, ranging in their ages from to 8
years. Not long ago the lesson was
from the twenty-second chapter of
Genesis, upon the temptation Of Abra-
ham to offer Isaac for a sacrifice. The
teacher told them in as simple Ian
guage as possible the story of the go
ing into the mountain and the prepare
ton for the sacrifice, and when all was
ready she explained that Abraham saw
kid caught in the bushes and took
that and killed it. There was an awed
silence for moment when she mad fin.
ished, and then one little lad gasped
with eyes wide with horror: "A
kidd WHAT. a bov2v
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-11-03

To Boston, Baltimore, Minneapolis,
Detroit. Atlanta and other points. For
particulars, address G. F. Warren.
General Agent. A. t. & S. f. Ry., All
Dooly Block, Salt Lake City, Utah.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-11-03
WAS roo FAR DOWN.
Youngsters Nickel Not at the Moment
Available.


Available.
Senator Sibley, the famous trotting
horse breeder. had taken his family
to the county fair and was walking
about the grounds surrounded by his
youngsters-of which he has some
thing less than dozen-when he felt
one of them Juggling at his coattaiIs-
AS he turned the youngest, lad OF six,
implored his father to buy him g toy
balloon. Buy it yourself" said the
wealthy Pennsylvania Where's the
nickel | gave you a moment agoT'
tits down my neck" We'll, shake Il
out" said Mr.. Sfbley- Il cant,
sobbed the little shaver; lit was in my
mouth when 1t went down New
York Times.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-11-03

Aching backs are eascd~
Hip. back, and loin pains
overcome. Swelling o4 t7aA
linn BIS and dropsy signs
vanish.
They correct urine with
brick dust sediments high
col0red. pain in paagIn 4,
dribbling, frequency, bed
wetting. Doazs6 Kidney Pills
remove csaIcuii and gravel.
Relieve heart palpifation,
sieeplessness, head&eh 8s
nervousness, dizziness
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-11-03
Eq4uk Pavs Trihute.

Egypt is legally dominion or prov
ince of Turkey. 1t pays a tribute Oh
close on e70O.000 to the Sultan, and
has been nominally part of the Otto
man empire since the twelfth century.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-11-03

If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman. giving
full statement of your case and he will be
pleased to give you his valuable advice
gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman. President OF The
Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, o.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-11-03
EDUCATIONAL.
THE UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE [lAME,



FULL COURSES I'm Classics, Letters, Ecna
nouaics and History. Journalism, Art, Scaemca.
Pnarmscys Law Civil Mechanical and EaeSa
trieal Engineering. Architecture.
thorough Preparatory and Commercial
Courses.
Rooms rec to all students who have com
plsted the studies required Tor admission into Ia
Sophomore. junior or Senior Yeax of any OF tina
Collegiate Courses
Soons TO KENT moderate charge to students
over seventeen preparing for Collegiate Courses
A limited number of Candidates for the EceIs-
stasttcal state will be received at special rates
u. Edwards Hail. for boys under IL years Ia
uniqus in the completeness Of IT'S equipment
Ihs o1sh Year will open September O. a901s
Catalogues RE. Address p. %. Box ISS.
REV. A. ks0pRgSSEY, c. s. C.. Freshest.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-11-03
. II. HARY'S ACAEEMY

N0TRE DAME, INDIANA
One nile West Of Notrs Dams University
MOST beautifully and BEAUTIFULLY located. Conducted
ey the Sisters o the Holy Cross Chartered 1855 En-
ying q national patronage. Thereagh Engaiah
Slassieal Scientific and Commercial courxsas al
saneed chemistry and PHARMACY. Regular Cal.
egIats Degrees. Preparatory Department erasna
5qpils for regular, special or collegiate eaarxem
Shysacsl Laboratory well equipped.
xha Conservatory af Music Is conducted on paans
or the best Conseryarorfes. The Art Department 4
modelled after leading Art Schools. MiMim DeparAr
nent for children uadsr twelve years. PhyaisAt
Culture under direction graduate of Dr. SATxwnxn
Normal School Of MYSTICAL Training
The best mcEevn educational advantages for hktsnx
yoang women for lives of usefulness. The uousfaxx
srowth Of the Academy has ssaig necessItasHd tha
erection Of additional nne buildings with l&sem3
Hygfenic equipments. Moderate cost New sohoaa
year begins September sth. Mene on this paper.
For catalogue and special infer nation apply TO
The Dlreesress OF ST. MARf'S AcA0EML
Notrs Dans@s indiana.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
F28A25
Notice..

Notice is hereby given that on the
Tth day of April, 1903, E. G. Snodgrass
presented a petition to the Board Of
directors of the Pioneer Irrigation
District, which was duly filed by the
secretary, praying for change in the
ooundarles of the said Pioneer Irriga-
ton District so as TO include the foi.
lowing described land: q acres in The
" of the S1a of the ~EL of Section
80, Township 4 North Range | " r
M rntlguouS to said Pioneer Irri,
ga ~ District. All persons in anv
wi interested in, or that NAV be af,
tec'td by such change of boundaries
are hereby notified to appear At ths
Gthce of the Board of Directors of said
ploneer Irrigation District in CaIdwe iI
canyon County, Idaho, at 2 O'clock n
m, May 18th, 1903. then and there to
snow cause, in writing, if any .thev
nave, why the change in the boundaries
OF said district, as proposed in said n eo
tition, should not be made. o pc
REEFS H. DAVIS, Secretary
Dated, office of the Board of DiraSc.
I0rs OF the Pioneer Irrigation District
CALDWELL, Idaho, April s, 1903. Ali
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11

Just east of Caldwell to E. M. Solo
mon of Wisconsin, last week.
Consideration $1,000.
Don't forget to look over our
classified column. You will some
thing you want.
Hy Glenn has made a pretty ad-
dition to his boulevard property by
leveling, planting and seeding his
lots to fruit and garden.
Mrs. H. R. Stevenson has been
having her Kimba1l avenue prop
erty leve1ed, seeded to lawn, and
planted to fruit and shrubbery.
Hart Norman is greatly improv-
ing his Kimball avenue property
by placing walk in front of the
same and setting out shade trees.
Assessor Hamill is busy these
days gathering data for the series
of donation parties to be held at
the collectors Office December and
January next.
S. B. Dement,, T. E. Munk and
Peter Weingarten each have splen-
did looking yards, the result of un-
renting care and attention on the
part of the owners.
The Caldwell and Payette base
ball teams will meet tomorrow af,
ternoon on the Caldwell diamond.
This is the first game of the season
and should be we'll attended.
The city treasurer's report fol
last month showed over $4,000 in
the city treasury. All of this
money with the exception of $21c
was in the water works and inter.
est funds.
Monday Frank Drake and Edith
Hurbert of Payette, procured a
marriage license from County Cl7I X
Tucker. The next day, April 7,
Judge Koelkenbeck of Payette mar,
ried them. Congratulations.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
Personals

Mrs. c. S. Tucker will leave
next week for Missouri.
Arthur Stamper was down from
Boise the first of the week.
DR.. E. E. Dutton makes a spec
ialty of celluloid plate work.
William Galloway of Franklin,
spent few days in the city last
week.
immigration Commissioner Da-
Wis is visiting the southeast section
of the State.
J. N. Tucker of Lower Boise is
in the city, visited County Clerk
and Mrs. Tucker.
7. A. McGillis left for Boise
Thursday evening to accept posi-
ton with the Statesman.
Mrs. J. B. Wright of Boise is
visiting with her parents, DR.. and
Mrs. w. c. Maxey of this city.
Mrs. E. E. Maxey of Boise visit
ed with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
lake Horn of this place this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin Brunzell Of
Murphy, are visiting Mrs. Brun'
zell's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Rus
Baker.
Miss Cora B. Bean, Supt. of In
struction for Canyon county, is
visiting the schools throughout the
county.
Jas. Cline, who about IS years
ago worked in the blacksmith shops
of this city, returned here Tuesday
from Illinois. Mr.. Cline notes &
wonderful change in this section.
Mrs. Clyde Foster, who has beer
visiting her sisters. Mrs. Charles
Baker and Mrs. O. A. Cox, for the
past three months, expects to leave
for her home in Jordan Valley
! Tuesday.
DR.. J. J. Hamilton was Boise
visitor this week. He attended
the South Idaho District Medical
society and read a splendid pa
per on the subject of "Osteomye
litis." He was also honored by an
appointment on the executive board
of the society.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
Advertising Rates.
Local News

County commissioners meet Mon
day.
The Christian Scientists of Boise
will build q church.
H. E. Wallace is improving his
Kimball avenue property.
DR.. E. E. Dutton is prepared to
do all kinds of dental work.
The mining outlook at Pearl is
much better this year than ever.
Mary A. Kingsbury, Osteopath;
Office, residence of M. I. Church.
J. A. Latham has been appointed
night watch for the city of Cald-
we'll.
John S. Myer, M. D., Caldwell,
Idaho. Office over Caldwell Phar-
macy.
A handsome picket fence is be-
ing put around the Christensen
property on 4th street south.
Tom Dryden resigned as mar
shall Monday night and Bert Fuller
was appointed to succeed him.
Work is progressing at very
rapid rate on the city reservoir.
Another week will complete it.
We are pleased to state that Mrs.
Chas. P. Hartley who has been
quite sick is rapidly recovering.
J. A. Baker is setting shade trees
around his Kimball avenue proper
ty, and otherwise improving the
same.
.Thirty-nine marriage licenses
have been issued from the county
clerks Office since the beginning of
the year.
J. M. Peppard has plowed, level,
ed and planted his property on I'd
street north to fruit, flowers and
shrubbery.
The Presbyterian, Methodist and
Christian Sunday Schools will OBJ
serve Easter, April IL, with appro
pirate exercises.
F. L. Keller, progressive thirc
ward citizen, is having quite ar
extensive addition made to hi.
boulevard property.
About a mile and half of new
sidewalk will be one of the i'm
provements to the credit of tn,
Rice administration.
Riley Cox sold his faim locates
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
Weak
III Ear

Are due to indigestion. Ninety-nine OF eve rel =
one hundred people who have heart trouble
can remember when it was simple indlges..
ton. II is a scientific fact that all cases Of
heart disease, not organic, are not only
lraceable to, but are the direct result OF indl-
gestion. All food taken into the stomach
which fails of perfect digestion tefmeh's I ,ho
swells the stomach. putting it up against me
hart This interferes with the action OF
the the, heart, and in the course Of time that
delicate but vital organ becomes diseased,
Mr. D. Kaubls, Of Nevada, o., says: had stomach a
trouble and was in bad state as had hear ,oa fe,,2
9th It. took Kodo Dyspepsia Cure for about touf
months and it cured me.
Kodol Digests What You Eaf
and relieves the stomach of all nervous
strain and the heart of all pressure.
Bottles only. $loo Size holding ~ times the tr'a
N0' size, which sells for soc.
| Prepared by E. O. Dewitt & co., oH'OAaO'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
A thoughtful Man.

M. NJ. Austin of Winchester, Ind
knew what to do in the hour of need
His wife had such an unusual case Of
stomach and liver trouble, physicians
could not help her. He thought of and
tried Or. Kings New Life Pills and she
got relief at once and was finally cnrad
oniy Zoe, at Blachley's Drug Store.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
After the MOrmOns.

An organization known as the
anti-Mormon Missionary Associa-
ton was organized at Columbus,
Ohio, yesterday. They propose to
fight the Mormons all along the
line.
With such wide field open for
social and moral regenera ton as
this country presents we are in
clined to think that mere matters
of doctrinal differences should be
laid aside, and members of all rellg-
ious denominations get together
and sow the seeds of love and
truth and purity. Contentious and
babblings about things that are i'm
material and unknowab1e ought tc
be relegated.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
A Great Bargain in City Prop
ortN.

Three blocks. in the Washington
Heights Addition must be sold at
once. They will go tor less than
half price, For prices and terms
oall upon the Boise Valley Real Es-
tate Company.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
EST RAY.

Came to my ranch Feb. list, 1903. one
bay horse, weight about 9Oo Pouhu1sS,
branded iii on right shoulder, about ~
years old. The owner will please colhs
and prove property, pay charges a9o
take the horse away. MllAlo
D. K. Mcconnell. Parma, ldaho'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
CLASSIFIED COLUMN

Advertisements under this head,
S cents per line first insertion, 3
cents per line, each subsequent in
sertion.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
Makes a Clean SMeen.

There's nothing like doing a thing
thoroughly. Of all the Salves you ever
heard of, Bucklen's Arnica Salye is the
hest. 1t sweeps away and cures Burns
Sores, Bruises, Cuts, Boils, Ulcers Skin
Eruptlons and Piles. It's only 25c, and
guaranteed to give satisfaction by II,
d. Blatchley, Druggist.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11

Proportionate rates will be made from
other stations in Illinois, Iowa, etc.
stations of our branch lines will be
made local over junction points.
ID. E, hurley, & p IA.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11

The Odd Fellows of Boise are
erecting $Ioo,o 900 temple.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
M ONEY TO LOAN

Small amount of money to loan
A. D. this office.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11

Thoroughbred Barred Plymouth
Rock eggs for Matching, 81 for Is.
Call at the Colonel Hand place or
address Mrs. Jas. Bissett. AIS
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11

Seed oats, seed wheat, corn and
chopped corn for sale.
AIIM2 DoAN & HAY Co., LTD
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11

Payette is discussing an addition
to their school house. 1t is very
much needed.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11

Caldwell, March 23d, 1903.
The dates of sale for the present
cheap End class settlers tickets from
the East to points on our line, have
been extended up to and including
June 10, 1903. Rates are as follows:
From TO Huntington and
Main Line Inter-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11

For SALE Cheap for cash.
Twenty acres of land Swithin the
city limits. Enquire of Jasper
Nichols, Caldwell.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11

Boise seems to have one or two
wicked little boys. Two of them
were examined yesterday by Judge
Herrick of that city on the charge
of assault with attempt to commit
murder for the purpose of robbery.
But it may turn out TO be only a
fairy tale after all.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11

FURS-highest cash price paid for
all kinds of furs. G. S. Davis
Caldwell Idao,
Cor. Main st. and Kimbell Ave.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
FOR SALE

PoR SALE-Gasoline stove, rugs,
carpets, pictures and frames, canned
fruit and mason jars, dishes, chif-
fonier, toilet stand, mirrors. &c. at
residence of Chas. w. Pinney.
For Sale-A few Buff Cochin
Cockerels. G. D. this office.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-04-11
WAN TED

WANTED -- Girl for general
housework. Good wages and Sun
day at home if desired.
All A. K. STEUNENBERG,
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-05-29
Danger of Colds and Grip.

The greatest danger from colds and
grip In their resulting In pneumonia
II reasonable care IL used, however,
aud Chamborlaln's Cough Remedy
taken, all danger will be avoided.
Among the tens OF thousands who
have used this remedy for these dis
easea we have yet 90 learn Of a single
east having resulted In pneumonia,
which shows eonolusively that IL Is a
certain preventative of that dangerous
dlsoasc. II will cure cold or an at
tack Of the : lp In lc-s time than any
other treatment II Ia pleasant aud
nafe to take For sale by =. C. Wilder
Il 60.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-05-29
THE FIRST RESERVOIR.
Work to be Begun at Lake Tahoe
This Season.

The first great irrigation system to
be constructed by the government
under the law recently passed by Con-
gress, which provides that all money
collected from the sale of public lands
be used for the building of irrigation
reservoirs and canals, will be con-
structed in Nevada.
Lake Tahoe will be damned at the
point where it empties into the Truc-
kee river and make a great reservoir.
The dam will be more than twenty
feet high and the level of the lake will
be raised fully ten feet. The estimated
area Of this body of water is more than
800 square miles and it is believed that
by the construction of the dam and
the raising of the lake level ten feet, a
sufficient amount of water can be
stored to irrigate vast area of now
worthless desert land.
The proposed system will consist of
about $50 miles of canals and another
large dam at point on the Truckee
river about twenty-five miles from it's
source. There will be three main ca
nails to be known as the Truckee-C Car
son canal, the Lovelock canal and the
Pyramid lake canal. The first and last
of these will be about twenty-five
miles in length and the other about
fifty miles long.
It Is estimated that at least 125, 900
acres of land will be reclaimed.
The work will cost in the neighbor-
hood of 81 300, 900. At what date the
actual work will be commenced has
not yet been decided, but it is expected
that 1t will be doing this season.
c. T. Prace of the United States geo
logical survey arrived here Monday
from Nevada, says the Salt Lake Tele-
gram. lie says the surveys have all
been completed and are now in the
hands of the governments engineers.
He is passing through Salt Lake en-
route for Montana, where he will soon
commence a survey for another large
irrigation system.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-05-29
Typewriters and Pens.

New York Press: The typewriter
trust holds its own amazingly well.
The price seems pegged at 500. Like
the price of certain stocks in the mar
ket-nobody can bulge it. We ought
to be able to buy frst-class writing
machine for $45. And it should be in
closed 80 as to be dust proof. Why
has not some one put a dust proof
typewriter on the market? Nothing
simpler; nothing more to be desired.
A few years ago you had to pay 81 to
$40 for first-rate fountain pen; to-day
you can buy serviceable one for 10
cents. Typewriters should come down
in proportion, for they are the tools of
a great army of laborers at small
wages.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-05-29
SEVERE ATTACK OF GRIP.
Cured by One Bottle of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy.

when had an attack of the grpi
last winter (the second one) l actually
cured myself with one bottle of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy" says Frank
W. Perry, editor of the Enterprise,
Shortsville, N. Y. This is the honest
truth. at times kept from coughing
myself to pieces by taking teaspoon
ful of this remedy, and when the
coughing spell would come at night |
would take a dose and it seemed that
in the briefest interval the cough
would pass off and would go to sleep
perfectly free from cough and it's ae-
eompanying pains. To say that the
remedy acted as most agreeable sur
prise is putting it very mildly. 1 had
no idea that it would or could knock
out the grip, simply because had not
tried it for such purpose, but it did,
and it seemed with the second attack
of coughing the remedy caused it to
not only be of less duration, but the
pains were far less severe, and l had
not used the contents of one bottle be-
fore Mr.. Grip had bid me adieu. For
sale by P. @. Wilder & Co.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-05-29

We admire the man that said: ''If
there is one man who more than anoth-
er deserves the outspoken contempt
and opposition of every honest soul, it
il the man who delights in filling the
minds of the younger men and boys
with the foulness of which he has an
abundant reservoir" Such person,
with his immoral jests, his foul stories
and his uncleanly suggestive looks and
words, IL devoid of the vital element
Of manhood, which il sense Of ehiv-
airy and self respect, lie is more
like that other tempter, the master
he serves. Satan himself, than
perhaps any other class Of wrong
doers. 1t is well for the manhood of
boy or young man 10 cultivate the
courage 10 tell such a creature To his
face what he In and what he deserves.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-05-29

But few of the average run of people
are aware OF the great difference in the
wage scale of this country and that of
the old world. Taking 1902 as an ex-
ample, the average wages paid were
Great Britain, sl.45 per day; France,
s1.34; United States, $3.50, and other
countries IN proportion to England
and France. With this difference, and
an abundance Of work and money, il
lis not to be wondered at that immi-
grants are swarming in from all over
ylAe world.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-05-29
A Fable in Rhyme.

Jim Scroggins never thought nor read;
But when the party bosses led;
And whooped II up both day and night,
For tariff tax with all his might.
,0n high protection he went daft,
And helped the trusts to hold their
graft.
And just because they jollied him,
They got their canthooks into Jim.
They robbed him on his -four and meat
And other things he had to eat;
They robbed him on his clothes and
shoes.
Yes, on his purse they put the screws.
But still Jim Scroggins would not see
The trusts controlled the &. o. p,
And still remained an easy mark
For every corporation shark.
''Pve got enough to eat and wear"
said Jim, and 80 he didn't care,
But helped the trusts perfect their
cinch,
Until at last he felt their pinch.
Then Jim discovered with dismay
He couldn't live upon his pay,
But ev'ry month he'd surely find
Himself little more behind.
'Twas then he said: at seems to me
Pm short on this prosperity"
But when he sought better wage
His trust employers whooped with rage.
Jim got it-please observe the fact
Just where the chicken got the AK;
And Jim now loudly doth bewail
The hot air in his dinner pail.
MoRAL;-The stomach, let 1t be said,
is not to think with. Try your head.
-Placerville Democrat.