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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Torpid liver Cured.

al was a sufferer from torpid liver for over
year. writes Mrs Nora Willis, of Wheatheld,
Jasper Co, Ind, rand could not sleep, nor eat
but very little. and then it would cause me great
distress. I tried several doctors but got no re-
lief Was advised by friend TO write TO Dr.
Pierce, which did and in few DAYS l received
a letter advising me to take his Golden Med
ical Discovery and also his Pleasant Pellets
After had taken only half bottle was greatly
improved. l only took three bottles of the
Golden Medical Discovery and two vials of the
Pellets and thanks to DR.. Pierce and his
wonderful medicine, am as well as ever in my
life, and feel that life is worth living after all
uL.ast winter took severe cold which re-
suited in pleurisy. Tongue can not tell what
suffered. For two nights and two days could
not move without it nearly killed me. I told
NV husband could not endure another night OF
suffering. The weather was so cold and stormy
that it was almost too bad for any one TO go six
miles to town. but he went, and got bottle OF
DIR. Pierce's Extract of Smart Weed, which gave
me instant relief ] can say that for all pains
that have tried II for it has worked like magic
We keep bottle of the Smart Weed in the
house all the time. cannot thank DIR. Pierce
enough for what he has done for me.r
Constipation has almost countless con-
sequences. DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
cure constipation and cure its conse-
quences. They should always be used
with It Golden Medical Discovery when
the use of laxative is indicated.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
SmpcrntItiona.

II two persons raise their glasses to
their lips simultaneously they arc In
dlcuting the return OF friend or rela-
tive from foreign parts. The same in
timAtion IS conveyed by bubbles in
coffee or by the accidental fall of n
piece of soap on the floor
A hickcring flame In the fire or an
upright cNcrescence in burning
candle is interpreted rs predicting the
arrival of II guest, whose stature Is
Judged by the length of the fame or
eNcrcscence.
II one drains n glass of the contents
of which some one else has partaken
he VIII learn the secrets of the latter
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
B. H. JOINER
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE,
NOTARY PUBLIC,
Agent for Trenton Times.

REDUCED RATES To BALTIMORE.
Aia Pennsylvania Railroad. Account Meet
ing of the benevolent and Protective Or
der of Elks.
For the benefit of those desiring to
attend the meeting of the Benevolent
and Protective Order of Elks, at Bal
timore, Nd, July 81 to %. the Penn
sylyania Railroad Company will sell
round.trip tickets to Baltimore from
all stations on its lines, ereept Wood
Derry, Harrisburg, and intermediate
stations, Columbia, Frederick. and in
termediate stations on the Northern
central Hallway, Lancaster, Harris
nurg, aud intermediate stations, and
s s,i on on the Philadelphia, Baltimore
ana Washington Railroad exclusive
Of stations south of Townsend, Del,
from rom which tickets will be sold. on
July - and 20, good for return passage
oi' july 81, inclusive, at rate of sim
&c =. Iare for ne round trip, plus one
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Mighty Cheerful.

Mamma had told her little daughter
that she could not 20 out to play, but
the little maiden determined to make
one more plea. please. mamma, it
isn't very wet"
NO, You cannot, Dorothy" said
mamma pleasantly, smiling little Mt
her daughters persistency.
Dorothy regarded her mother ag
grieyedly and then said. Well seems
to me you're mighty cheerful about
it."=-New York Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Hunlerlol County Orphans Court 0
June fifteenth, A. D., nineteen
hundred and three,
Present-JonN l.. COMET, Judge

In the matter of the application of ,,,la
Isaac Burke, administrator of
Geore Lore, deceased, clon.
for order to sell Real Estate to pay Tt,
debts
Isaac Burke, administrator of George Lore,
deceased, having made and exhibited To this
Court under oath, a Just and true account of
the personal estate and debts of the said de-
cedent as far as can discover the same, by
which il appears that the personal estate of
the said decedent is insufficient To ply debts :;
whereupon on application of the said Isaac
Burke, administrator of the said George Lore,
deceased setting forth that the said George
Lore. died seized of Real Estate situate in the
Township of Holland, in the County of Hun
terlon and praying the aid of this Court in
the premises, il is ordered by the Court that
all persons interested in the lands, tenements,
Embellishments andReal Estatewhereof the said
George Lore died seized, do appear before
this Court on Tuesday the first day of Sep
TENDER, 1893 in the term of April, 1903; TO show
cause, If any they have, why so much OF the
Real Estate whereof the said George Lore
died seized as aforesaid, should not be sold as
will be sufficient TO pay his debts, or the resi-
due thereof as the case may require. and II Is
further ordered that this notice be published
in The Iambertville Record for six weeks sue
eessively, and also true copies thereof set up
as the Law directs.
Office.
June Is, 1908
PAUL A. QUEEN, Surrogate
and Clerk of the
Hunterdon County Orphans Court
o. l BLACKWELL,
Proctor for Administrator.
June II, 1903 -6w-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22

The poets exclamation: 80 EifeiI feel thee
bounding in my veins, is a Joyous one, Fer
sons that can rarely or never make it, IN
honesty to themselves, are among the most
unfortunate They do not Hce, but eriSt; for
to lice implies more than to be. To live is to
be well and strong to arise feeling equal to
the ordinary duties Of the day, and to retire
not overcome by them-to feel life bounding
in the veins A medicine that has made thou
sands of people, men and women, well and
strong has accomplished great work, bestow-
ing the richest blessings, and that medicine is
Hoods Sarsaparilla. The weak, rundown, or
deblitated, from any cause, should not fail IL
take it II buildsup the whole system, changes
existence into life, and makes life more
Astounding We are glad to say these words
in its favor to the readers of our columns.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
lust About Bedtime

take Little Early Riser It will cure
constipation, biliousness and liver
troubles. DeWitt's Little Early Ris-
ers are different from other pills. They
do not grippe and break down the nue.
GUS membranes of the stomach, liver
and bowels, but cure by gently arons
ing the secrctions and giving strength
to these organs. Sold by all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22

One of the things that is causing
some inquiry in Middlesex county is
the matter Of dual office-holding and
the drawing of two or three salaries.
How can man be a Supervising
Principal under the State School law
and yet serve book publishing house
under a salary and draw pay from the
County as a Freebooter for nearly
every working day in the year,
Jamesburg Record.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Guardians Sale of Real Estate

By virtue of an Order of the Court of Chan
Gerry, dated the 26th day of May, lqO3, made in a
certain cause wherein Walter f. Hayhurst
Guardian of Bridget Cunningham, n lunatic,
Is Complainant and Sarah Sweeney, ct ais
are defendants, the subscriber will sell at
Public sale on the Premises along Brunswick
Avenue in the City of Lambertyillc, \ j., on
saturday, August 22nd. 1903, at > o'clock in the
afternoon the following described property of
Bridget Cunningham, lunatic:
No / Vacant lot on south side of Swan
Creek and extending across the same To the
IN Michael Cunningham by Joanna Carmody
10y deed recorded in Book I'D of Deeds, page
-, for Hunterdon County
No Vacant Lot 50 feet front on Bruins
wick Avenue extending back about l75 feet
being same lot conveyed To Michael Cunning
ham 10y Executor of Cornelius Arnett by Deed
dated March Is, lsss and recorded in Book .i5
Of Deed, page 39i, &c.
No. 3. Frame Dwelling and Lot - feet front
on Brunswick Avenue and about las feet deep
being part of lot conveyed To Michael Cunning
ham hY the Administrator of Charles :. Nay
lor, by deed duly recorded in Book l40 of Deeds
page ISL, Ne.
No / Stone Dwelling and Lot y feet front
on Brunswick Avenue and about $50 feet deep
being also "A part lot conveyed to Michael Cum
mngham by the Administrator of Charles =
Naylor by deed recorded in book lIo Of Deeds
page Isl, Nc.
All of said land being the same premises con
Cunningham by Sarah Sweeney and husband
by deed duly recorded in the Clerks Office of
the County of Hnnterdon IN Book ~ of Deeds
on page 81, for said County.
The Lots will be sold together or separate as
may he found best
WALTER f HANHURsr
Guardian.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Suffered for. Years.

UMy gratitude to you and your Golden Med
icai Discovery is so great writes Mr.. Ross
Martin of Ariee, Mason Co, West Virginia, what
l am at Il loss to find words TO express my true
feeling l had suffered for number of years
with lung and throat troubles, and doctored with
specialists, but got no better. Then decided
to try DIR, Piercc's Golden Medical Discovery,
and after using Il was greatly relieved. have
all faith that it has saved my life.
al have one of your medical books and think
Il a grand work
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Shake Into Your Shoes.

Aliens Foot-ease, "A powder. 1t cures pain
full, smartng, nervous feet and ingrowing
nails, and instantly takes the sting ont of
eorns and bunons It's the greatest comfort
discovery of lineage Aliens Foot Ease makes
tight or new shoes feel easy 1t is a certain
cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aeh-
ing feet Try it to-daB. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores. BY mail for 25c in stamps.
Trial package FREE Address, Allen S. Ohm
sted, lie Roy, n \
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
To-day, csc.
Other Lawns:

orc White with light blue, black
WV. and pink stripe effect.
Made with round yoke front and
back, making IA jacket effect, but leav-
ing several inches offullness down from
neck; braid headed rutlie around yoke;
hraid-trimmed collar; bishop sleeves;
helted from sides, deep fiounce on skirt.
Same eolors, navy blue,
Pi'@O' and lavender-and W hite diff
ferent designs. Stripes and neat figures.
Pointed bertha all around edge with
rutfie, bishop sleeves; turnover collar
with ruflle; deep tiounce, belt from
sides.
Two other styles at this price.
Finer, II 80. S9.15 many low-necked
ones among them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
WRAPPERS
OF LAWNS.
Summer sorts, neat figures and stripes.
Conao Rndnond

Two styles but only enough for about
60 buyers, taking one each. A closing
out price has been put on some lawn
and dimity wrappers which We're 81. p
and 81 80. Styles set aside and which
won't he re-ordered.
Pinks, light blues, white-and black,
and lavender
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22

The poctor-lou regard society as
merely machine do YOU? What part
of the machinery do you consider me,
for instance?
The Professor You are one OF the
crnnks ENchanEe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Returned Itt. Love.

Friend What's the matter old man?
Doesn't she return your love?
Tilted one That's just the trouble.
She returned 1t and told me 10 give II
TO some other girl, Princeton Tiger.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Burenu of Publicity.

Mrs Nagguss What an odd. inter
esting piece of furniture! 1t looks like
an antique. Is II chiflonier or n
bookcase?
Mrs Borus (wife of struggling au.
ihorl-Neither Its my husband :
writing desk. He calls ii his bureau
NJ publicity. Chicago Tribune
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22

There Is no man SO friendless but
what he can find friend sincere
enough To tell him disagreeahle truths
-Bulwer Lytton.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Rheumatism

What is the use OF telling thc rheumatic
that hc feels as Il his joints weto being dis
located
lie knews that his sHlferinss are very
much like the torturos Of the rack
what he wdHis 10 hB0W IN what will per
manently cure his di1oAsc
That, according 10 thousand II grateful
testimonials f.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22

4 miser grows rich by seeming poor;
an extravagant man grows poor by
seeming rich.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
MARRIAGE.

BRIGHT NEWMAN Monday, May nth,
1903, Albert V Bright and Miss Bereniee A.
Newman at Stockton, N. J., by Rev. J. w
Van Dyke.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Hoods JdrsdpdSiIia

II promptly neutraliges tfe le.t la the
blood ON which the diarAae denehja eaul=
pletcly eliminates II, and strensihrns the
system against It's return Try lla'i'7
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Nh piyin.,,ou Needed.

He-The astrologer described you ex-
nctly and said that | would marry
You
She Don't YOU think it Was waste
Of money to consult himP
why"
Il could have told you the same thing
myself if you had asked me. STRAY
ltories
of sissss Early Risers
The famous Httlt PILLS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22

-FoR SALE-a new map OF the
United States. Inquire at THE RE-
CORD office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
TIE MARKETS.
I.amherty1lle Jnly ". 1nna.

PRICES OF GRAIN corrected every We'd
nesday by + f. LEAR dealer in Grain Flour,
Feed, &c
& CONOVER dealers in Dry Goods and Gro
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22

Don't forget we carry the latest
shades of bond paper both in envelopes
note heads and letter heads.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22

t 10y vi srhic oie H t,,n @ZNtfO
soil provides from n,
the growing crops and ruin their pro-
duetiveness.
Diseases are to the body what weeds
are to the soil. They divert the nutri-
ton which is necessary to sound health,
and the body, instead of being strong
and hardy, drags out sickly existence.
When the stomach is diseased, and the
other organs of digestion and nutrition
are involved with it, there is constant
loss OF nutrition by the body. The stom-
ache and its allied organs are not able to
convert the foods into nourishment, and
hence the body and its several organs are
deprived of the necessary elements of
vitality. What IS known as "weak <"
heart or "weak" lungs, "weak nerves
and other forms of so-cailed weakness, are
generally caused by vweakn stomach.
When the stomach and the other organs
of digestion and nutrition are cured, then
the other diseases are cured with it. Dis
eases which are caused by a diseased
condition of the stomach are cured
through the stomach. DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery cures diseases
of the stomach and its associated organs
of digestion and nutrition. 1t cures
through the stomach diseases of heart,
lungs, liver and other organs. 1t In
creases the activity of the blood making
glands, SO that the whole body is nour-
ished by an abundant supply of pure
blood, rich in the bright red corpuscles
of health.
There is no alcohol in cGolden Med
ical Discovery and it contains neither
opium, cocaine, nor any other narcotic
1t is strictly a temperance medicine.
Persons suffering from chronic forms
of disease are invited to consult DIR.
Pierce by letter free. All correspondence
strictly private. Address DIR. R.V. Pierce,
Buffalo, n. y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
U0Witt'S Witch Saliva
For Piles. Burns. Sores.

Stoves stored for the season and
repaired if needed, by
HOOKER i SrINTsMAN.
fAone call = New Hope Pa.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Rewards For Lost prouerty

One man makes fortune TO eight
that become bankrupt in England.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22
Life.

DIR. David Kennsdy's salt Rheam Cream cures
Old Sores, Skin and Serofulous Diseases. ".
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The
n g. ~ NJ
III
L.
Farmers
Foes

are weeds. Unless
they are kept down,
they divert the nu-
triton which the
soil provides from
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-07-22

o. /. BLACKWELL,
Proctor for Administrator.
June II, 1903. -6w.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-17
Actresses Exploit Paris Dressmakers'
Creations.

It is established that famous
Partisan dressmakers depend upon liv-
ing advertisements to extol their abil-
tiles. In Paris today there are prob
ably 100 actresses and women of the
upper half-world who wear the most
sumptuOus gowns without paying for
even the material. These wonderful
frocks they parade upon the stage, in
restaurants or at the race course, and
they take good care to let it be known
from what establishment the gowns
came. DresSmakers vie for the priv
nege of gowning the reignIng beauty
of the rapid capital, whether she be
of the stage or of the restaurants and
for each gown they let her wear their
trade Increases in proportion. Paquin.
now renowned, succeeded Worth as the
foremost dressmaker of Paris by fur
nishing his best ideas to Mime. Rejane.
She was the rage of the city, and
Paquin shared her prosperity.
Another actress, Lucie Gerard, made
the fortune of Virot, the milIiner. Virot
evolved the idea of hat Of cherries,
with crimson streamers. and the beau
tiful Gerard was asked to wear the
odd conception. The cherry hat re-
suited in Lucie's rise in the theatrical
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-17

at Newman, for the principals an
nual report is said for the first time to
show diminished proportion of out
going students entering the teaching
profession. The example of pioneers
must be beginning to tell. One of these
has been for more than a year reader"
to the Maharani OF Boroda, and in the
train of this personage's court has
spent much time in touring over India,
the stationary periods being passed in
a climate appalling even for India"
Another enterprising Cambridge grad
uate went out some months ago under
quaker sanction to Canada to try to
persuade the Doukhobors to accept
elementary education. The latest re-
port from the tent of this wanderer
showed moderate success among the
boys, but entire failure TO obtain an
attendance from the girls. As they
nave since then taken TO wandering
about in bands all over the country the
prospects for their education can
scarcely be called brilliant. Miss Phil
ippa Fawcett, famous for her Tripos
success, has gone to South Africa to
assist in the organizing of education in
the TransVaal, and Miss Wright is lee
turer in English in the new Women's
university in Toxic Some are teach
ing in foreign or colonial schools, one
IS physician in Bombay, and Newn-
ham graduates are to be found In
China, Africa, Tasmania and the Unit
ed States.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-17
THE LOST ART.

All the art of conversatiOn-has it fed
With the dead?
Is there no one to appreciate the mot
Or to wait with eager eyes
For the wisdom of the wise?
l am driven to surmiSe
1t Is so.
For the people of the present never stop
Talking shop;
They have tdiotic hobbies which they
And they gable Ger the port
OF the everlasting sport
Monomaniacs. in short,
Every one.
Hear the, cyclists talking gradients and
Brakes and spills.
Hear them 9s adding on the mileage, till
As one listens to the sound
With a misery profound
That ones brain is whirling round
Like the wheels.
Then the chatter of the fshers-how it
From their lips.
Rod and tackle. flies and saImon-tiu you
You could drown them in the sea
or consign them to the Dee,
Where they really ought to be,
With their fish.
Nor can golfers boast of any better wit
With their bunkerS, and their caddies
and their greens
And approaches that haze rolled,
And the halves that they have
holed-
Little tales that should be told
The Marines
Yes, the art of conversation must have fed
With the Dead
Not single soul will listen when start
To converse upon a line
Which is singularly fine
And peculiarly mine
Ancient Art
London Punch
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-17
She Dressed as a Man.

WASHINGTON, D. c., March 16.-
The supreme court of the United
States today quashed the writ OF
habeas corpus granted by Judge Jack
son. of the Northern district of Vir-
ginia, in the case of Ellis Glenn. alias
E. 3. Glenn, and remanded the case
for trial. This is the ''man-woman"
case, which has attracted considerable
attention in West Virginia. The wom-
an for years masqueraded as a man
under the name of Ellis Glenn. She
was tried for forgery in Wood county
West Virginia, at the May term Of
court. 1901, and the jury disagreed.
She claimed at that time that she was
the sister of Ellis Glenn" At the
fall term of court, when she came up
for trial, she claimed that she was
being twice placed in Jeopardy for the
same offense, and sued out a writ of
habeas corpus before Judge Jackson
The writ was granted, whereupon
Hunter Moss Jr, prosecuting attor-
ney. appealed from Judge JacksOn's
decision, and the court today sustained
the appeal. 3
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-17

ing the members voted to substitute
for it the word ''wOmen's," deciding
that the latter appellation was by far
the more dignifed of the two.
Mrs. c. R. Croft presided yesterday.
Among the important matters brought
to the attention of the members was
that of the flower show, which the aux
Hilary will repeat next November. Mrs.
Moss, the secretary. read a letter from
Col. Van DuZee in which he stated that
ground would be broken for the new
armory building early this spring and
that. while he could not promise def
nitely, it was very probable that the
auxiliary would be able to hold its sec
ond annual flower show in the new
building
The sentiment of the auxiliary seems
to be in favor of an exhibition on a
much larger scale than the first one.
Members of the Manufac turers' aSSo-
citation are of the opinion that a sue
cessful and widely advertised flower
show will go a long way toward dissi-
pating the impression, created by the
erection Of ice palaces here, that st.
Paul has an unusually cold climate.
Last year the prizes given at the
flower show amounted to $500.
but the auxiliary decided yesterday to
increase this to $500. The auxiliary
now has $284.31 on hand. Mrs. Hiram
F. Stevens was made chairman of the
flower show committee, with power to
select her own coworkers. Miss Hope
reported some progress on the forma-
ton of a newsboys band. She was
made. chairman of that department Of
the work also, with power to select her
own committee.
Last year Miss Louise Mclean de-
signed the poster programmes for the
flower show, and yesterday, in &C
acknowledgement of her work, she was
made associate member of the auxil-
larry. This year the auxiliary will in
augurate a contest among the art
workers of the city, the designers in
the School of Fine Arts, members of the
Art Workers guild and others for a de-
sign for the official programme.
Mrs. Condo Hamlin, chairman of the
Civic league programme committee, in
vtted the auxiliary yesterday to send a
committee of three to meet the league
Saturday morning to discuss a COM
bined programme. Mrs. Croft, Mrs.
Arnold Kalman and Mrs. H. F. Stevens
We're appointed to serve