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Evening journal., 1903-07-25
NOTES OF CITY CHURCHES

ceived at 1890 a. m. Sunday school
p. M. u. T. Gross. superintendent.
Epworth League Gas .. m. william
Smith. leader. The children's choir
will sing. Roy Fryer win sing a solo.
Brandywine NJ. +. Church, Twenty
second and Market streets, the Rev.
George i. Jones, pastor. Morning
service at 1890. Sermon by the Rev.
DR.. Watt. presiding elder. Evening
service at $50. The Epworth League
has prepared an interesting program
for this service. Special music.
Epworth Church, Tenth and Lom-
bard streets, the Rev. A. w. Light
bourn, Phi. D., pastor. Preaching by
the pastor at 1890 a. m. and 7.45 p. M
Morning subject: Special Providence" :"
Evening subject. THE Death of the
Pope"
Union NJ. Z. Church. Fifth and
Washington Streets the Rev. r. II.
Adams. pastor. Glass at 9.15 a. m.
Preaching at 1890 a. m. and 7.45 p. m.
Sunday school at D. m. Epworth
League at p. m. Morning subject:
The Law That Makes Free" Evening
subject: "The Purpose Of Christs AS
tension to Heaven" -.
Harrison Street NJ. Z. Church. Sew
enth and Harrison streets. the Rev. J.
w. Easley, pastor. 1890 morning wor-
ship and sermon. subject: "The Triple
Requirement" ZOO evening worship
and sermon. subject: "The Highest
Motive" 200 p. m- Sabbath school.
ssj miscellaneous.
First Church Of Christ, Scientist, No.
0s17 GilDlnlayenae. Sunday morning
serYicevs at n O'clock, subject:
Love. 10 .nasn m. Sunday xsehool.
Wednesday, might meeting ut s
O'Clock. Free reading room in Ford
Building. Open every week day from
9 o'clock to 1 o'clock and from 3
o'clock to o'clock, also on Monday
evening from 7.sO to $50.
Trinity Church. Delaware avenue
and Adams street, the Rev. II. Ashton
Henry, rector. Services at 7.30 and IL
a. IN. and 7.i5 y. IN.
st. Johns Church. Market street and
Concord avenue, the Rev. George c.
Hall, ID. D., rector; the Rev. w. b.
Beach, assistant. 7.30 a. m. Holy Com
munion; 9.45 a. m, Sunday School II
a. m, morning prayer and sermon. 7.3O
p. m, evening prayer.
st. Pauls A. u. M. p. Church, A
street. South Wilmington, the Rev.
George Brown, pastor Preaching at
1870 a. m. by the Rev. c. H. Walker;
at 3 p. m. by the Rev. J. S Anderson; ;
at 7.30 p. m. by the Rev. J. Edmond
Sunday school at p. IN.
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Keep Your Insides Cool!

thinks disease and scared half to death
His face IS ali drawn OUT OF from fear and agony Every time ne eats
his heart papahat simply that his stomach sweed up
with gases from menng undted food and his heart humps against
diaphragm Nothing the matter with his heart In the summer time
dseno whole body and blood ovehaed
his heart and lungs crowded M that he for breath
look hml drop dead AS
matter all he stop souing and forming in his
and bowels help his digestion aong and keep cool inside You
something decays heat develops Same
body. Keep cool inide Take catahc CASCAkl
every night bedtime 1t will work while sleep clean and cool
your nsdes comfortable the
be feeling fine all day day Heart Disease Fudge
@DcoNeA9 $s sss Ss .s your money back
Chicago 81
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Low RATES TO OCEAN CITY, Mo.
lnauaurrtion Of Rehoboth Special.

philadelphia, Baltimore ana Washing
ton Ruilroad) announees3 3dhato beGinri
ming Saturday, July A.yit wB4 rnnttbp
Rehoboth Special on SATURDAYS aud
Mondays. between Wilmington and fTle,l
both as fhl6wss nrf.. s t.to
Evening journal., 1903-07-25
HELP WANTED

WANTED Two blacksmiths on wagon
work and one horseshoer. Vim.
A. Reilly < Son, 4th and Spruce SITS.
Waitress for dining room
of Grand Union Hotel. Neat white
girl Apply Immediately Front and
French streets.
WANrED-A girl for general housework.
Apply 1901 Delaware Avenue.
WANTED Cooks and chsmbermaids,
$500 and 81 90 a week. 500 e. "a
Street jy75-st
AGENTS-Get the genuine "Omcial"
Life Of Pope Leo-H.gh CHEST authorship
with papal blessing Special dedica-
tory editions in different languages.
Beautiful Lifesize photograph with
book-jus ready-eNclusiv territory.
Highest commissions-Boo on credit
Write for free outfit today. Address
National Catholic Publishers. dEstab-
lished 1S5O Lakeside Building, Chi
cagO.
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FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-A tract of thirty-six acres
of cultivated land at Ceutreville, Del.
on Kennett Turnpike, having a present
4nd increasing value, there being several
admirable building sites. The Equitable
Guarantee and Trust Co., Trustee.
Evening journal., 1903-07-25
Baptist.

Bethany Baptist Church. Elm and
ckson streets. Rev. o. G. Buddington,
stor. Preaching at 1890 a. m, by
esident II. G. Weston, ID. d., of
ozer Theological Seminary and at
B p. M. by the Rev. A. ID. Nichols of
ester. Pa. Meeting Of B. Y. p. u.
Gas p. m.
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Delaware Avenue Baptist Church,
.laware avenue and West street
.eaching at 1890 a. m. and 7.45 p. m.
the Rev. Thomas NJ. Eastwood, of
.rlington, n. ]. Bible school at 2 p.
and twilight service at ESQ p. m.
ecial singing at morning service by
% choirs.
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North Baptist Church, Lincoln street.
low Delaware avenue. William L.
'ttingill, pastor. Preaching at IL
"a 7.45 by the pastor. Subject;
brning, Studies in Galatians-2d.
Justification Through Faith Without
W." evening. THE Cave of Adult
b." Bible school at $50. Baptist
lung Peoples Union at 6.45.
Evening journal., 1903-07-25

IOld Swedes Church. Seventh and
|lurch streets, the Rev. Martin b.
IInlap. pastor. Services: the Holy
bmmunion at 7.3O a. m. Morning SER
|ce and sermon at 1880 a. m. Even
& service at 7.30 p. m. Sunday School
2.3O p. m, the Rev. Mr.. Robin will
I1ciate.
Evening journal., 1903-07-25

First Presbyterian Church. Market
treet above Ninth, the Rev. Charles S.
tevens, minister. Preaching at 1890
. m. Sunday School at - M; Y. p.
4. C. e. at p. m. No church service
] the evening
Evening journal., 1903-07-25

St. Andrews Church, Eighth and
.ipley streets. Morning prayer and
rmon, II. Evening prayer and SER
ln, 7.45.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
Why They Left.

Leslie w. Quirk iii Lippincott's Maya.
zine: This talk about perpetual motion"
said the colonel, as he seated himself liz
the office of the hotel with an air of pro-
prietorship, this talk about perpetual.
motion always reminds me of a little Gu.
riosity along similar lines out in thu
canyon Of the Colorado river. Want tc
hear about 1t?
THE river out there, you understand
slides along between two walls of sole
rock. Well, one day an eastern chap al,
lowed his boat to drift over a sharp poinl
and he was dumped into the river. The
water caught him up and carried him int
the heart Of the rocks. Well. gentlemen
that poor chap called and called for hel1
as he swept down the river. He might
have known that only the rocks could
hear him, and that no human being could
aid him. Just the same he called for helr
again and again.
Now, in one part Of the canyon boil
sides of the river are solid rock, sort o..
scooped put. and coming together, almost
at the top and bottom. Concave? Yes
thank you, that's the word / was tryins
to recall. WelH gentlemen, that poo
eastern chap came to this place. He wa,
still calling out In a scared voice, Help
help! Naturally, the rock on one sid,
caught up the sound and sent it back al
an echo, strong and clear. This echo re.
ounde from he opposite site and cam,
back to the starting point just as loud as
as when 1t lrst-tirst-well, echoed,
And gentlemen, you can believe me q,
not, but It's q gospel fact that the echo
has been ~rebounding from wall to wall
like a ping-pong ball. for nearly ten year,
now; just as loud, just as natural. a,
when it began. Yes, sir, and. What
not going, gentlemen. are your
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
They "Waitcd" and "saw.,,

Warren's Corners, N. Y, April 20.
wait and see-you're better now, Of
course, but the Ire won't last"
This was what the doctors said to
Mr.. A. B. Smith of this place. These
doctors had been treating him for years
and he got no better. They thought
that nothing could permanently cure
him. He says:
my kidneys seemed to be so large
that there wasn't room for them, and
at times it seemed as if ten thousand
needles were running through them. I
could not sleep on my left side for
years, the pain vas so great in that
position. | had to get up many times to
urinate and my urine was sometimes
clear and white as spring water, and
again it would be highly colored and
would stain my linen. The pain across
my back vas awful. I was ravenously
hungry all the time.
After I had taken Dodd's Kidney
Pills for four days my kidneys panied
me so bad I could hardly sit down.
On the morning Of the fifth day l felt
some better, and the improvement con-
tlnued till l was completely cured.''
las this was months ago and l am
still feeling splendid, l know that my
cure was permanent and genuine"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24

Lander, the poet. says in one of his
sweet little sonnets: I'VE are what suns.
and winds, and waters make u.s. but
unfortunately suns will scorch, winds
viii roughen, and waters will not remove
the injurious effects of the other two
upon the lovely complexion of the fairer
sex. For ages chemists have trts1 to
distil from herbs and minerals an elixir
of beauty, but they have failed. and it
was left to modern times to find a cos
metic which should remove every speck
and blemish, and leave a soft and pearly
loneliness upon the toughest skin. Gou.
rauds Oriental Cream does this. and
while so perfectly harmless that spring
water Is not more so, it has Il masi% in
f1uence upon the complexion which can
not be over estimated or believed until
realized. 10 our lady readers we simply
say, would YOU be ~ lovely as kindly
Nature intended? Then use the Oriental
Cream.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
Catarrh and Hav Fever.

Liquid Cream Balm is coming quite
IS popular in many lscs res as Ely's
tream Balm solid. Ii is prepared for
'se in atomizers, and is highly priced by
hose who have been accustomed to call
lpon physicians for such a treatment.
5iany physicians are using and prescrib-
ing it. All the medicinal properties of
he celebrated Cream Balm are contained
ii, the Liquid form, which is Is cts, in
Guiding a spraying tube. All druggists,
" by mail. Ely Brothers, SO Warren
street. New York.
Messrs. ELY RROS.:-I sold your
Liquid Cream Balm to Mr.. VIM. Lamher
ton, 1415 Dclactlaise street, New Or
leans; he has used two bottles. giving
rim most satisfactory results.
GEO. w. M'DUFF. Pharmacist.
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His Unluckv Lame.

Judge: Il had a good job last sum.
mer. but lost it on account of nv foo
Observation-Disclosures" said the poor Oh
Seldum Fed, pessimistically. II wa,
actin as de echo fer a mountain hotel.
I done all right till one moonlight,
night. when a smart guy from the cit,
Hello, Smith, Durn me!
forgot meself. an answered back
Which Smith do you mean?'"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
A Mystery Explained.

Baltimore News: Il don't under
stand" said the Ignoramus at the acad-
envy, why they always put the bald
headed men up in the front row."
That's easy" butted in the usher.
"'They put 'em up there SO they'll be
near the flies"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
The Trial Was Changed.

Judge: You Should endeavor to
keep up with the times" we say to the
seedy stranger.
Sir retcrts the seedy stranger. "at
one time / was. away ahead OF the
times, ana. to my sorrow. the times re-
fused to follow my trail, but turned to
one side, leaving me marooned, as you
see
Continuing, ne would have expatiated
upon his perpetual motion machine, but
we hurried on.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
Possessed

Kansas City Journal: The Mini.t.r.l
who has narrowly escaped being run
over)-What Is the matter with that man
that he dashes through the public street,
in such n reckless manner? Is he ms
Aessed of a devil?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
She Was a Bird.

Judge: Amos" sighed Mehitabla3
Scruggs, doesn't the spring bring an
Inspiration to your soul?"
'Mebbe it does. Mehitabel," answered
Amos Medooney.
Doesn't it bring to you tender, soul.
full, thrilling thoughts when you see tina
little birds making their nests and
choosing. their mates? Doesn't it make
you think of a nest for yourself and
and-and"-
"Mehitabel!" gasped Amos, reaching
for her hand. you've got me up a
tree"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
The Exclamation.

Ch,caeo tribune Proprietor (of dairy
lunch counter)-I notice you always brins
a magazine of some kind to read wher
you come here to eat.
Frequent Guest-Yes; I use it as an an
aesthetic.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24

CAMBRIA, MISUNDERSTANDING to taking
the sample Of Doan's Kidney Pills I could
scarcely hold my urine. Now 1 can sleep all
night and rarely have to get up and that ach-
ing across my back q little above my hips is
~gone.-IsAAC w. STEPHENS, Cambria, Wye.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24

Wine 125 years old will be served Il
guests at the prospective wedding 0
Reggie" Vanderbilt and Miss Alic
Nelson. The rare old stuff w&s in tn
Arthur T. Kemp family for many years
but is now owned by Miss Nelson.
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Yours far CIearHeah
HRNMO7SELZZER
EYER E--
Roaas, Choice.

Boges' Choice.
Atlantaa Constitutions: Speaking Of
quaint, seif-written epitaphs. here is
one left by countryside poet who vol
unfairly 'sshuffied off, for reasons
therein appearing:
"Here lies Bill Boggs, who all his life
Mas henpecked by a shrewish wife;
TO rid himself Of her, he hurled
His spirit to another world.
Good Lord, If them cannot be given
Separate places in Thy heaven.
Thy will be done, n all is we'll
Give fearful Boggs a place in h"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
AS It Struck Aunt Rachel.

Chicago Tribune: Society Bud-Aunt
Rachel, how do you like my low neoI
dress?
Child. it hasn't any neck at all!'
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
Whx He Crew

Indianapolis Sun: Little Tommy, whe,
told he was growing too fast, said;
Yes. l think they water me too much
ing"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24

GALEsBuRG, Ill, March 80, 19os.-The sam
pie of Doan's Kidney Pills came to hand. |
also got one 50-cent box from our druggist,
and am thankful to say the pain across the
small of my back disappeared like u snow
bankin hot sun. Doan's Pills reach the SPOT
ELMER WARFEL.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24

RosE GLEN. Pa, March 90, 19o3.-The free
trial of Doan's Kidney Pills have been of great
benefit to me. Since using them | have no oc-
caslon to get up SO often at night. My COM
plant affectedthe bladder more when catching
eold.-JosEPn LEpPERAL.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24

Aching backs are cased. Hip, back, and
oin pains overcome. Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
They correct urine with brick dust sedi.
ment. high colored, excessive pain in pass
ING, d%ribbling, frequency, bed wetting.
Doanss Kidney Pills dissolve and remove
ralculi and gravel. Relieve heart palpita-
ton, sleeplessness, headache, nervousness.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn?

Shake into your shoes Allen's Foot
Ease, a .,owder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24

JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOD
makes top Of the market butter.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24

Russia will send her Siberian exhib-
its to the worlds fair at st. Louis
through the agency OF the East Chinese
railroad.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
Better Than Electricity.

New York Weekly; Agent-Wouldn't
you like to have a burglar alarm put in
house?
Mr.. Binks-Don't need it. I've got a
wife.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
A Hardsh.n

A Hardship.
The wind comes bowling down the street
To make discomfort quite complete:
And when July has blossomed fair
We scarce will get a breath Of air.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24

SALEM, MASS, March 81, 1901 received
the sample of Doan's Kidney Pills, and with
the use of one more box from my druggist
am entirely cured of a very lame back.-W.
A.. CLEVELAND.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-24
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The landlord of the Blueball inn of
cafe one morning, modify meditating
on the dullness of business and the ap-
palling temperance Of the natives. when
he was startled by a deep voice calling
out:
Waiter. a pint Of champagne!"
Mr.. Peter Bowersox was on his feet.
rubbing his eyes,, and wondering If the
voice was a part Of his dreams. Not
since he had Started in business in that
too abstemious village had any one sur
prised him by such an order, He
looked expecting to find a bediamoned
traveller who had strayed into his inn
for want Of a better, but found himself
facing a small, gray-bearded man, clad
In a snuff-colored suit. His hands were
Fed and knotted. he wore a shocking
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ooh, Dick" she began impulsively,
lifting her face to his, what does it
what can it all mean?"
The Monticellonian., 1903-05-14
DOCTOR ENSOR sysI; s1iri s0s!a ss1,f11'SH SAsS,HA Endorses the Catarrhal Tonic Pe-ru-na---
 A Congressman's Letter.

Dr. J. r. Ensor, Postmaster of Colum- bia, S C., late Superintendent and Phy- sieian in charge of State Insane Asylum at Columbi $. C., writes:
 "Affer using your Peruna myself for short period, and my family hay ing used and are now using fhe same with good results, and upon the in- formation Of others who have been benefited by ii as cure for cafarrh and an fnvigo rating tonic, can cheer fully recommend 1T 10 all persons re- quiriHg so effective remedy "---DE. J. F. Ensor.
 Hon. C. ". Butts, ex-Member of Con- gresS from North Dakota, in a letter from Washington, D C., says:
 That Peruna is not only vigorous, as well as an effective tonic, but also a cure of eatarrh is beyond controversy. It is already established by its use by the thousands who have been benefited by'it cannot too highly express my appreciation of it's excelleucc.-C. w. Butts.
 Dr. R Robbins, Muskogee, I. T., writes
 " Peruna is the best medicine know of for coughs and to strengthen weak stomach and to give appetite. Beside prescribing it for catarrh, have ordered 1t for weak and debilitated people, and have pot had patient but said it helped him. It is an excellent medicine and it fits so many cases.
 "I have large practice, and have a chance to prescribe your Peruna. hope you may live long to do good to the sick and suffering"
 Only the weak need a tonic. People are never weak except from some good cause. One of the obscure causes ot weakness and the one oftenest over l looked is catarrh.
 Catarrh infiames the mucous mem brane and causes the blood plasma to escape through the mucous membrane in the form of mucus. This discharge
The Monticellonian., 1903-05-14
\ Tight Squeeze.

Brazils, ark., May llth.-To be snatched from the very brink of the grave Is a some what thrilling experience and one which Mrs. M. 0. Garrett of this place has just passed through.
 Mrs. Garrett suffered with a Cerebro- Spinal affection, and had been treated by the best physicians, but without the slight est improvement
 For the last twelve months two doctors were in constant attendance, but she only grew worse and worse, till she could not walk, and did not have any power to move at all
 She was so low that for the greater part of the time she was perfectly unconscious of what was going on about her, and her heart-broken husband and friends were hourly expecting her death.
 The doctors had given up all hope and
 In this extremity Mr. Garrett sent for a box of Dodd's Kidney Pills. It was last hope, but happily 1t did not fail.
 Mrs Garrett used in all six boxes of the remedy, and is completely cured. She says:
 'I am doing my own work now and feel as well as ever l did. Dodd's Kidney Pills certainly saved me from death."
The Monticellonian., 1903-05-14
CAUGHT ON TO THE JOKE.
The Chinese Secretary of LeEntiO1 Was Not Much Perpfe1ed by
 American WItticism.
"Have you ever been naturalized 7" a.A-a =. L.,, 1. l ar,tt nl Ia .

Have you ever been natufdilZeu!
 "Ees but Ii didn't take.
 "New, that Is what we Americans call joke, explained the Nashingtonian to the brand new secretary of the Chinese legation, who has indicated his desire to become con yerSant with the customs oi this country.
 In spite of the alleged humor, however, he failed to laugh, and his informant consid- cred full explanation proper, relates the Washington Times.
 You see, he continued, the word natu- rahZed has been confused with yaccIHate.
 The meaning of the two words was then defined. together with the phrase GIan t take
 When we say the vaccination Gidn t take, We mean that the virus didn have the de>ired effect.
 With this the Chinaman expressed his ad- miratlon for American wit, and a broad smile overspread his face
 The conversation was continued in q gen eral way until the wise esldent of Wash ington suddenly fancied it would be humor- ous to relieve himself of a joke at the eX- pense of the Celestial With patronizing air he put query to the attaehe in jaw breaking words, and then laughed at his own briIllancy.
 The secretary stared blandly at him for a moment, utterly bewidered by the question His face was eXpressionless, but he gave a faint smile when the American explained he had been joking.
 "A joke-yes; but 1t didn't take, he re- piled, with a naive smile.