New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The shrill voice Of the katydid has been almost
unheard hereabouts this season. Is the disputa-
tious insect suffering from an attack OF aphasia
Did Katy. didn't Katy? That's controversy
that has not yet been settled. VIII II be de-
cided? No matter IL there is surcease OF sound
with respect to the pOlemics over the much dis
cussed Katy. the mosquitoes were rarely noisier.
PRAYER OF THE SMALL COLLEGE,
Give me a million Of dough. Mammon,
To Keep p" the little C life have
You'll never miss 1t. you know
Ny best professors leave
They're out for coin. and so.
If bigger WAGES oner'
TSen iI give me million of dough. Mammon.
Only million Of dough
I can't afford a football coach.
make a sorry show
A stickful on the sporting pege-
20 on ID. do not say ,, me no o, dough Mammon
Only million Of dough
L'ENVOI.
A draft, check or cash will do
Mais lenvoyez ct p. o. O. ,.
thrifty Partisan has hit upon system OF
safety deposit. visit was made to a police sta
ton in the Faubourg Montmartrs by NJ Samuel
V. who came to claim parcel Of jewels which he
had lost month previously. valued at 100000 francs
The Commissary consulted his register. ~. VS.
jewels had been found and taken to the station by
NJ Leon d. 1t is very curious said employee
these same Jewels lost thu same date last
year and brought here by NJ. Leon d. and
claimed a month afterward by NJ Samuel V" 1t
Is very curious! Too curiousr' said the Commits
sary. Explain this strange coincidence" After
q slight hesitation. VI. Samuel V. explained that
being afraid of burglars while away for months
holiday. he thought it would be difficult to find a
more secure place TO out them.
Pleasant Old Gentleman-Have you lived here all
Arthur (aged sixJ-Not yet.-Gippincott's Maya
A marvellous downfall OF little toads descending
from the clouds has stirred great deal of con-
sternaton in remote region in Utah Where
the dninutive batrachians came from and for what
purposes they may be utilized are puzzling ques-
tons to the rustic Mormons.
sq F esq IT.. stand it any Iongs ger I'm sSi1s
acknowledgements! Your tooth doesn't ache:
it's only your imagination.
Sufferer-Then I'll have him pull out my mag
ination.-(Christian Register
One Of the boats running up the New-England
coast turned her sesrchlight gull the
other night and followed the fight OF the bird for
time. 1t pitch dark and all that could
be seen by the passengers was the big white gull
sailing slowly along in the brilliant white light.
SCIENCE FOR THE YOUNG.
The kangaroo jump a bit;
The hea's a jumper. too
And never leave a cIew.
When either jumps nobody tries
His jumplets to pursue
We're glad the flea has not the size
-CChicago Tribune
4 Berlin womens club Of which Frau Causr IS
the lea ,er, has a membership of fifteen thousand
all working women. The organization publishes a
pa per and finds situations for the UNEMPLOYED and
its Offices present unusual spectacle in a land
where women not. rule. what would be
called advanced
. The College Mans -, lambs strspping big
rolled up TO the elbows. walked into a farrnyard
The applicant explained that he was a graduate
Of big Eastern college. had played football, ex-
celled in weight contests, a record Splinter
and IN short man OF extraordinary physical
The farmer had quite herd Of sheep that was
causing nm no Lutte trouble TO be herded prop
the pen about O'Clock the next morning and
stated that he wanted him to herd the sheep over
TO certain place and then drive them slowly
back. 10 have them in the pens by Z O'Clock
sWkwaTd styie but the fsrmer having so Ia aS
duties to look after returned to the stable hitch
Supper time came and not word had been
farmer began to be alarmed and wa. getting reads
TO go out on hunt. when he heard some one
the new hand: an smiles and apparently not at
Kinder late Hev eny troubleP'
.None at Az hardy thank YOU Got along very
.Ian6sj Col ftp I'll Amt got lamb in the
wen: guess you have all right. They IN
The farmer. astounted. grabbed the young fell
low by the arm. and they hurried TO the pen.
There chasing about among the sheep. the farmer
found three observation-disclosures City Journal
Ths Massachusetts Fish Commission has planted
about 100000 lobster fry this year. ~ one in
q hundred would reach maturity there would not be
much danger OF a failure Of the lobster crop. The
young Holsters have many enemies. however.
that the death rate among them is very high.
AMsxnate-'Ts he very richY
URich7 Why he's rich he daren't look twice
girl for fear shell bring Q breach OF promise suit
l-Phila deiphia Lecgss