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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-02
w. @. O.RAWLS,
PLUMBER AND STEAM FILTER
Valley Tin.

T AM now prepared to supply all
l. widths and lengths Of Valley Tin
promptly. Have machine to make 1t
and can supply you promptly with just
what you want.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-02
Stainless Machine Oil.

l have recently received a shipment
of highest grade Stainless Sewing
Machine Oil at 10 cents a bottle.
w, o. RAWLS, The Plumber.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-02
WANTED.

~ REEN and Dry Hides. You get
VI more for them Green than you
can get after drying. Cut and SCARED
cuts prices down.
w. H. HERNDON.
Sept. II. f2m.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-02

These wagons have stood and
are standing the continuous
work.of steady heavy hauling
over Xork's toughest roads.
They6ntinue to roll on where
others break down. They are
at work when other wagons
are at the repair shop. They
are built to roll and carry the
load. They do it. If you are
in need of a wagon see the
Weber before you buy: That
is if you want the BEST on
wheels. The price is right.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-02

Al The Enquirer will do your Job
promptly at fair price.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-02

xa' The Sky Pilot. TT The Sky Pilot.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-02

YORKVllLE BUGGY CO.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-02
We Have Received
a Carload of
WEBER
WAGONS.

There are none better
There are few so good.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
WAR ON WATER BUGS.
Cleanliness and Gasoline Are Good Weapons with Which to
 Combat Them.

The water-bug is like death-he has all seasons for his own" and neither rich nor poor are exempt from his atten- tions. He is of ancient, though dishon- orable, lineage, reaching back, according to scientists, to the Silurian period, says the Washington Star
 Though the ingenuity of man from ear Hest ages has puzzled over traps and spe- cifics for his extermination, he is still very much alive, exceedingly merry and indefatigable in the perpetuation of his species
 While his faverite hunting grounds are the water pipes by the range and in the ereviees of stationary tubs and kitch- en wainscoting, he does not disdain the pantry shelves and cupboard drawers. if any remnants of food are left there for his deleetation
 While bugs are more likely to be found in quantities in old buildings, they are up-to-date in every respect, and fre- quently come to call upon the brand-new bride with brand-new furniture in a brand-new house before even her dear est friends find their way there.
 Scrupulous cleanliness is the chief weapon to use against the water-bug. A greasy disheloth, 6 dirty drain, a crumby shelf, little dabs of food set around uncovered, or a malodorous gar bage pail, draws as the magnet does steel. If these bonne pouches are lack ing, he seeks fresh pastures elsewhere. If, in conjunction with cleanliness, there Is a free use of kerosene once or twice a week, his doom is sealed.
 Traps, insect powder, green cucum- Der parings, arsenic, or even fumigation, are only 'sops to Cerberus." Naphtha is excellent, but too expensive for constant use. Black ants and tree-frogs are said to clear room of reaches, but the rem edy is nearly as bad as the disease Kero- sene is cheap. easily applied. and sure death. ' Any kitchen that receives a daily. tri or biweekly baptism of kero- sene. according to the number of bugs quenting it, soon becomes immune.
 Wipe the pantry shelves and all the woodwork with it. Pour it in the erev- ices behind wainseoting and tubs, but take care that no matches are lighted while the work is going on, nor for some time afterward. With vigilance, cleanli- ness and kerosene the slogan, the water bug may be held at bay; but each factor of the watchword must be eternal.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
Still Another Cnse.

Franksvilie, Wis, Oct. l2th.-Many re- markable cures have been reported rom all over the country, but tAere Is one right here ill franksvllIe Wnlcn Is certainly worth pub fishing, and which has not as yet been gwen to the public.
 Mrs. Louis Markison of this place had been a sick woman for qu'te a long time and could not find anything to give her any help. She suffered all the painful symptoms of what is generally known d, female weakness. Every woman who reads her story will under stand these distressing conditions which combine to make the lives of many women one long burden of weakness and suffering.
 Mrs. Markison chanced one day to hear of new remedy called Dodd' Kidney Pills, that was said to be splendid medicine for women's weakness. She determined to try some and soon found herself getting better. She kept on with the pills and was cured. Speaking of her case Mrs. Markison says
 "l can and do praise Dodd's Kidney Pills as remedy for female weakness. They are the best medicine l have ever known, and have done me great deal of good.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
HONORS WERE EVEN.
Although the Attorney Ran Some what of n Risk in RctaIiating
 the Judge.

John R. Edridge, well known western New York attorney, recently had occasion to argue case before justice of the peace m one of the small towns near Rochester. It happened that Mr. Eldridge and the justice belonged to different political parties, had been opposed to each other in several contests and were far from being on the best personal terms. Each, 10 use slang expres- hon, had 1t in for the other The justice scored the first point, says the New York Herald
 In a field near the court room a donkey was feeding. Just as Mr. Edridge was in the midst of his plea something disturbed the animal and it broke forth with resonant bray
 Just minute Mr. Eldridge, just a min nte, said the justice blandly. T cannot hear two at once.
 The attorney was hard hit, but he said nothing and waited his turn. IL came when the justice Was explaining point of law to the jury. Again the bray of the donkey re- sounded through the court room Mir El- dridge placed his hand at his ear.
 Would you mind repeating that. your honorf he sad in his mildest tones 'There was such an echo that l could not under stand.
 Perhaps the attorney was guilty of con- tempt of court. but the general opinion in the court room seemed 10 be that honors were about even,
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
CARVE FISH WITH A SILVER KNIFE.

the upper half loosen the back bone, turn it to the back of the plate, and proceed for the under as you did for the upper side. For planked or broiled fish, cut through the backbones, being careful to strike the joints. breaking them quickly that you may not mash the flesh
 The best piece of beef for roasting or baking are from the standing ribs. sir loin, and pinbone; the latter, however, can only be bought in certain places. The standing ribs. six in number. come from the foreauarter. and the sirl pin and pinbone from the hindquarter A small family had much better purchase ribs from the small end, and the larger family take the middle cut" or the large ribs. As meat is always sweeter when cooked with the bones in. remove only the long top bone; chop of par
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
Very Penetrating.

Some years ago there was an old judge on the bench in Berks county. whose decl- ,ions, in consequence Of numerous revers- als, did not always command universal re- >pcct One day in case in whicn he was ,ftting, one of the lawyers lost patience at his inability to see things in certain Fpht. and in the heat of the moment. re- marked that the intellect of the. court was 50 dark flash of lightning could moi pene- trate it. For this contempt the judge showed disposition to be very severe with the offender and 1t was only after much persuasion by friends of the latter that he welded and decided 10 accept public apol- osv. The following day the lawyer, ac- e9rdngly. appeared before his honor and made amends by saying: "l regret very much that said the intellect of the court was so dark lightning could not pene- tfate it. guess it could: It s very pvne- tlating tking. .'-kan>as City Star.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
A LESSON IN BUSINESS.
An Office Boy Who WOuIdn't Put lp with Any Nonsense from
 His Emplo

In downtown real estate office the boss called up an office boy who was first in line of promotion to clerks desk, says the New York Times. Here, John," he said. lis sG0 l want paid at once to Mr. Blank. Be sure to bring the receipt with you.
 John took the roll of bills handed him by his employer and hurried away He was obliged to travel to Harlem. and in three hours he came back looking very much upset. But he handed in the receipt all right, and went to his desk. The boss looked at him curiously several times during the day, but said nothing fur. ther to him until closing-up time Then he asked John:
 What did Mr. Blank say when you took him that money this morning?"
 Nothing" was Johns brief re- sponse
 Now. John said the boss. q want you to tell me the truth. I gave you only $55. and you brought me back a receipt for $60 Where did you get the other five dollars? l wanted to teach you a lesson be- fore promoting you in handling cash Never trust any mans word when he hands you a roil of bills. Count your money every time. my boy. I merely wanted to teach you a lesson in business
 You mean old cuss!" shouted John. "I never suspected you of trick like that. When Mir. Blank counted only s55 told him you said it was S60 when you handed me the roll. He looked at me kind of queer and said: What are you going to do about it 2
 Coin right home to mother, I says, an get the money
 "1 went home and told mother I'd lost one of the fve-dollar bills and she lent me five dollars out of dads insurance money which she'd been savin'. When l paid Mir Blank. he says: Sonny, if ever you want to change your job come to me
 And I'm going 10 do it. Please pay me back that five dollars and what's coming to me in wages. You are losing a good office boy and Mir. Blanks getting one That's where I'm giyin you a lesson in business. ,
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
A SUCKING PIG, ROASTED WHOLE.

on platter standing on it's knuckle bones, in deep bed of cress When carving first remove the head, A to B, then the ham. c to D. and next the shoulder, E to F, on the side away from the carver. Tilt the pig slightly. and remove the ham end shoulder next to you; make cut the entire length of the belly, G to H. exposing the stuffing, and then cut thin slices of meat from to J. Then carve the head. the ears first; then sever the lower jaw, cary ing little bits or slices from the bone Then cut the hams into thin slices. then the shoulder, carving precisely the same as you would leg or shoul- der of mutton. In serving give each person piece of lean meat from the body, with a little stuffing As many people prefer portion of the ear. tongue, and lower jaw, it would be well to ask their preference.
 A fillet of beef is cut into slices half an inch thick from one end to the oth- CT; the thickness being greater in some places than in others gives the carver an opportunity to offer well done and rare meat from the same piece.
 For sirleiR roast. first cut close 10 the bone the tenderloin. A to B. next
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
MEASURING.
sEc Expected to Be In the Same "Fix" Hers>l If and Could Therefore
 Sympathtze.

A middle-aged man and his wife decided to take trip to Washington, and as 1t was the beginning of the season, they both invested in some new clothes for the journey. Their ,ppearance, but 1t was not until they were lafely settled in their seats and opened their oags that they iscoverCd the joke that had been played upon tRem, relates the New York lines
 One of their offspring had filled both satchels with rice, and, on taking out what they needed, the tiny grains were scattered broadcast
 Of course there was at once an amused smile on every ones face, and the mother felt herself getting redder than she mad ever been Tn her life before. and was made no more comfortable when d lat German woman opposite leaned over and sad quite audibly:
 "Ach--never mind, I'm vidder woman now, but this time next week I'll be in the same fix myself"
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
LET THIS COUPON BE YOUR MESSENGER OF DELNERANCE
 FROM KIDNEY, BLADDER, AND URINARY TROUBLES

The reason you can get this trial free ia be- cause they euro kidney ills and will prove it to you.
 WEST BRANCH, MIcH- "Doan's kidney Pills hit the case, which was an unusual desire to urinate - had to get up five or six times of q night. l think diabetes was well underway, the feet and ankles svelled. There was an intense pain in the back, the heat of which would feel like put ting one s hand mp to n lamp chimney. l have used the free trial and two full boxes of Doan's Pills with the satisfaction of feeling that I am cured. They are the remedy p2r excellence. "
 B. r. BALLARD
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

It's the people who doubt and becom 6 cured while they doubt who praise Doan's Pills the highest.
 Aching backs are eased. Hip, back, and loin pains overcome. Swelling of the limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
 They correct urine with brick dust sediment, high colored, pain in passing, dribbling, frequency. bed wetting. Doans s Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel. Relieve heart pal pitation, sleeplessness, heada c h e, nervousness, dizziness.
 TAYLoRvILLE. Miss. -"I tried everything for a weak back and got no relief until l used Doan's Pills. "
 J. N. LEWIS.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
Pe=ru=na Drug Co.,, Columbus, Ohio:
 GenfIemen:---"/ can CheerfuI!y ru=na and believe with good efeCf.

SCHLEY of the foremost notable heroes of the A Nineteenth Century. that terror in the heart of Spanard. steady nerve clear head daunted courage and prompt decision.
 Approached by friend recently his opinion asked the national Without the slightest hesitation he this remedy his endorsement It appeared has been used his family where i is a avorite remedy.
 indicate the wonderful hold that minds of the American people question that great and famous Admiral Sley could giving his endorsement Peruna positive conviction that the remedy all that he says
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
ADMIRAL SCHLEY
 ENDORSES PE-RU-NA.
say fI7af Mrs. ScI1Iey has taken Pe- '==W s. SCHLEY===Washin D. C.

all opposition and has it's the hearts of the people The natural midty which people about giving endorsements remedy giving Gratitude and desire to help others has inspired people public testimonials for Peuna who would noth consented to such publicity.
 before annals of medicine has it happened that reputation have been willing unqualified public endorsements proprietary advertising could have accomplished Peuna caah phase body This why many notable and unique endorsements.
 Address The Drug Mfg Co.,, Columbus Ohio literature on catarrh
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

remove end CIto D.=then remove the sirloin. going close to the bone, cutting from E to F. Slice the meat across the grain.
 Persons who like fat should have a thin slice from the
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

end of the piece, which will be sweet and juicy.
 When serving fish boiled or baked cut of the head with a silver knife, as indicated in the illustration from A to B; then run the knife along the back bone from c to D. Cut the upper half into s.ces or pieces as indicated by dotted lines. After you have served
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
0uesttonS.

Leisure. Effigy and Atoms-how far apart are they, pa?"
 "Eh? Far apart-what are you talk ing about?"
 Why, pa; Leisure, where married people repent. you know; Efigy, the town where they are always hanging somebody; and Atoms, the place that things are blown to!"-Puck.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

Injustice-Mr Richfello-"W What peachy complexion Miss Besuti has," Rival Belle ou do her injustice, really, MT Riehiello. Her face isn't so very fuzzy-except on her upper lip. New York Weekly.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

toward the carver. so that he may draw the knife toward him in cutting. First cut of the end from A to B; then run the knife down at c close to the ribs
 loosening the meat from the end and around the ribs to B. Next cut off the outside slice, D to E. and put it on the side of the dish. and then slice toward
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

Tried to skin me. that scrbbler did," "Nhat did he want" Wanted to get out book jointly. he to write the book and to wiite the advertisements l tuned him down wasn't going to do all the literary work k!'-Baltinore News
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

Not a Repeater-"These old proverbs make me weary" sighed the professor. What's the matter now?' queried the other half of the sketch. Heres one that says person, and any schoolboy knows that isn t true "-C Chicago Daily News
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

Unconditional-"Yo cant bring about the universal brotherhood of man by legal enactment Why not Why not Well, for one thing, the universal brother. hood of man would be in derogation Of vested rights. ."-Detroit Free Press.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
Trying to Stump the Professor.

Smarte-You see me queer the professor. I'll make him own up there one thing at east he doesn't know
 Smarte (to professor) )-Will you please tell me, Mir. Wyse, who was Gains wifey
 Gains wife, Mir Smarte, was Adams daug hter an law ''-Boston Transcript.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

ton of the lower bone. and place the meat. bone side down. in the roast ing pan. It re- quires no faslen- ing of any sort.
 When done. dish
 with tba horo ,;a.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
A Prize for All.

Braggsby-Why do you call marriage a lottery-there are no blanks; every one draws a prize?
 Waggsby-That's so; but most of them are booby prizes.-N. Y. Times.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

Shake>peare:" "Yes," answered Mir. Storm mgton Barnes, the public cares great teal for Shakespeare, and seriously resents the way some of Us actors abuse him W ash mgton Star.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

He-"Ten you what. Let's found soci- ety for mutual admiration. l. for instance, admire your beautiful eyes, and what do you admire in mel" She-"Y our good taste."- New Yorker.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

Wilie-"Pa, when you say mans wool gathering, 1t means hes lazy don't it?"- Pa-"Not necessarily He may be gathering the wool of the lambs in Wall street - Philadelphia Ledger
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved my life three year3 ago.-Mrs. Thos. Robbins, Norwich, N Y. Feb F, 1900.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

A thief loves honesty as hungry man loves steak and for the same reasoH--that he feeLs upon it.-N 0. Times Democrat.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

If you don't want to borrow anything, every body has something to lend d-Cassells.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

Curses come home to reost and blessings some home to rest.-Ram's Horn.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
Rib of Beet Rolled

S ]' F0N to it b e Il 2 cooked It must be remembered that all meats and poultry retain the shape. after cooking, in which they were placed before. You cannot fold nor shape piece of cooked meat; but if that same piece is folded and fastened down previous to being cooked. it will remain in that shape after cooking. even if the trussing or fastening is pulled out
 Where the bones are removed from a rib roast before cooking, that it may be rolled, the carving is very simply done. Hold the knife flat, and with quick saving cut clear across, remov- ing slices from A to B.
 The first joints of a sucking pig arc removed from the legs before it is cooked. The pig should be care fully roasted first on one side and then on the other; and, when cooked, placed
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

The trouble -peddler will never lack CTS tomers Tn this world.-N. 0. Ilmes-Den!o crat.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

Marked Down.-Stella-"B what makes you think the duke Is bargain." Bella He is in reduced circumstance. New York Sun
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

Be loyal, and if you can't, at least put up . decent bluff-Chicago Tribune
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

A happy disposition is largely disposition to make others happy.-Puck
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

June Tint Butter Color makes top of the market butter
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

most one of the lost arts. Much poor carving, how ever, is due to a lack of trusting or proper preparation of the meat for the oven previous
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

L1te without toll would be without tri- umph.-Chieago Journal
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
To Cure Cold in One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Qunine Tablets. All druggists refund money If 1t fails to cure. 25c.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
THE WAY ID CARVE Some Suggestions Which Will Make
 Mine Hosts Task Easy.
Few Men Carve We'll, Although They May Acquire Skin in That Direc- tioD by Observing the Hints
 Given Below.

Few men in this generation carve well; in fact, carving seems to be al
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
Why She Rang or.

Telephone mistakes may have thelr serious sides. A man wno wanted to communicate with another named Jones looked in the directory and then called up number Pres enty came through the receiver a soft fem lnne Hello" and he asked, who i> that"
 This Is Mrs. Jones.
 Have you anYidea where your husband
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

Power dwells with cheerfulness-E Emer- son.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

On S4 oHt eo9e Line cannot 0e equaHed at price,
 Shoes by mail, 25 cents extra. IIlustrated Catalog free. W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mas,
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

We defy the world to produce . mcdi- cine for the cure of all forms of Kidney and Bladder troubles, and all diseases peculiar to women, that will equal per cent. of the cases treated with Smiths Sure Kidney Cure that have come under our observation have been cured. We sell our medicine on q posi- tive guarantee, if directions are fol- lowed, and money will be refunded if cure is not effected. Manufactured by Smith Medical Co.,, St. Louis, Mo.
 Price 50 cents and Sl. %. Trial Sample mailed free. For sale by all druggists.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15
w. L. DOUGLAS s3.@so 8 SHOES SsIS. SsS9.
 You can save from $3 to S5 yearly by
 wearing w. L. Douglas $3.50 or $3 shoes.

hcy ciu uei ehooo that have been cost ing you from S4.00 to S5.00. The im- mense sale of w. l.. Douglas shoes proves their superiority over all other makes.
 Sold by retail shoe dealers everywhere. Look for name and price on bottom.
 That Douglas uses Cor. ona Colt proves there is value in Douglas shoes. Corona Is the highest grade Pat.Leather made.
 FaSf Color Euel,fs med.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

He couldn't understand why she rang off so sharply until he looked in the book again and discovered that he had called ID the residence of d wiGow.-N. !. Yorker.
The Monticellonian., 1903-10-15

TOT slrieiH roast, first cut close to the bone the tenderIoin. A 10 B: next
Warren sheaf., 1903-11-19
RIOTOUS SCENES.
Chicago City Railway and Beaten
Progress of the Strike.

Chicago, Nov. 16.-More rioting and
disorder than in any previous day of
the City railway strike marked the
fourth day since the walk-out. There
were several clashes yesterday with the
police, the most serious rioting being
in the vicinity of Forty-third and State
streets, where passengers we're fol-
lowed from the cars and beaten. Two
women we're among the injured De-
spite jeering by the crowds, the COM
pany operated twenty-five cars on its
Wentworth avenue line, and claims
many of it's old employees have returned
to work.
Superintendent Weatherwax says
many former employees have returned
to the company and he predicts break
up of the strike. The company claims
to have all the men it needs housed in
the barns and power houses. One thou
sand men under command of Assistant
Inspector Schuettler will guard Cot
tage Grove and Wentworth avenue car
lines to-day. Six hundred were on duty
yesterday and 400 on reserve. The
governor and adjutant general investi-
gated conditions to see if troops would
be needed in Chicago.