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Omaha daily bee., 1903-04-20

4OuIh nAJl h9NO NHO UAAJ Wos .
The girl with a homely mouth can't cover
1t up by growing a acknowledgements
Journal.
'rYou see" he exclaimed, ''the market is
overstocked with the only thing I've been
able to acquire"
"Wha is that7'
"Advice. "-Chicago Post
80 the Count Fuscads wants your hand
II doa{ know" said Miss cumrOx;
wants so much as fathers signature
washington Star.
Miss Ann Teek-one of my greatest treas
ures is a scent piece which was given to
me brand new from the mint on my 9th
Miss ~eitz-I suppose rare old coins like
tina do Decor~Yery NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Press.
1.-THE people of your country, / infer"
said the passenger with the foreign ac-
cent, ARE confronted with a race prob
1--WE don't call 1t a problem the man
with the loud waistcoat responded.
"Recin' nowadays is a game."-Chicago
Tribune.
"Angelica's father? He is an old ~pirate!'
Are you justified in saying that?" asked
his mother, gently.
last night HSirse that he is "So fr%ee-booter G"g
Somerville Journal.
Don't you think you Had better try to
keep these people from circulating un-
truths about your"
mo-" answered Senator Sorghum; "1f l
can create the impression that l am habit
ually slandered i reckon L Will be better
of. "-Washington Star.
az hear" said the boss, that you've been
kicking because you've got so much to do"
"Well-er-yes," replied the clerk, II did
think"
well, wen have to give you so much
more to do thai you won't have time to
kick. philadelphia Press.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-04-20

BY devising some way of producing
the abstract of the census first, the cen
sus Office might do away with the work
of getting out those ponderous volumes
aIfoUathaT.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-04-20

II President Roosevelt and his party
have good luck they will reach st. Louis
before the book beer season is closed.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-04-20

American dentists seem to have the
biggest pull with ~present-day European
royalty.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-04-20
srArEMrNr or c1RcuLATIoN.

bIAIEMENI UT OIfOO ~
State OF Nebraska, Douglas County, ss.i
George a.. Tzschuck, secretary of The Bee
Publishing Company, being duly sworn;
says that the actual number of fun and
complete copies OF The Daily, Morning,
Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the
month OF March. 1909. was as follows:
Omaha daily bee., 1903-04-20

Young men have the advantage, anyway
| The girl with a homely mouth can't cover
1t up by growing a acknowledgements
Journal.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-04-20

'You see," he exclaimed, ''the market is
overstocked with the only thing I've been
able to acquire"
What Is that7"
"Advic Chicago Post
Omaha daily bee., 1903-04-20

1.-THE people of your country, I infer"
said the passenger with the foreign ac-
ARE confronted with a race prob
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-11-12
SOUTH AFRICA SLANG.
MIx-up of katir, Dutch and Ensll

Mlx-up of kaffir, Dutch and English.
South Africans have their own char
Rcteristic colloquialisms and slang.
and as a result of their surroundings
frequently use Kaffir and Dutch words
that render their conversation puz-
cling to ''new chum." For example,
the variety of meanings attached to
the word 'ikona" (the first Kaffir word
Tommy Atkins learns in that coun-
try. which may signify haven't got"
and. inversely, II want" or mot to be
caught" proves an early stumbling
block But 1t is with the ordinary
slang that it is proposed to deal.
In the first place the Colonial loves
to drawl, particularly in describing
anything. Man! it's such a le-etle
thing" he will say. Or Man! we went
fright over there" He addresses
man, woman or child as MAN." it may
be observed. Nobody ever steals Jun
less the police catch HIM, he only
Jumps" the article, or, since the war,
"commandeers' 1t. AS in America, all
shops are stores" while public houses
become "canteens," a la militaire.
Having entered the canteen, he will
have either a "shandy'' of beer and
lemonade (the staple drink of the Col
oniaD, a ''long" or a PONY" beer.
Should he go on the spree, he is only
"having a birthday" With his "skoff,"
or food, he prefers tea to anything
else, the water being doubtful in most
places.
If any one tries to impose on him,
or play him a trick. he is trying to
'come the tin man." and will be told
TO "voetsac" pronounced ''footsack') },
Dutch epithet applied to dogs when
you want them to get out of the way.
Ne'er-do-wells and cadgers are "stiffs."
OF course, natives of all ages are
"boys," the term coolies being ap-
piled to Indians and Asiatics generally.
A female coolie is invariably addressed
rs Mary" and a male as Sammy
Tit-Bits.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-11-12

II you want any one done wen do
him Yourself
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-11-12
ORPHANS COURT.
Judicial Disposition Of The Affairs Of The
Orphans And Widows

The Orphans Court met today
with Chief Judge Alfred Jams and Asso
ciate Judges Charles H Russell and
Henry Woodward and Sheriff Beasley.
Register of Wills Luther A. Palmer and
Deputy Register Joseph o. Fowler IN
attendance. The Court transacted the
following business
The last viii and testament of James
E. kogue, deceased, was filed with
Court and afte, having been duly con-
sidered with the evidence adduced as to
its validity, the Court orders and de-
crees that the same be admitted to pro-
bate in this court as the true and genu-
inc last will and testament Of James +.
Mogue, deceased.
The last will and testament of Eliza
Myers, deceased. was filed in Court to-
day, and after having been duly con-
sidered with the evidence adduced as to
its validity, the Court orders and de-
crees that the same be admitted to pro-
bate in this Court as the true and genu-
inc last will and testament OF Eliza My
ers. deceased.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-11-12
PATENT MEDICINE SECRETS.
Why So Many Preparations Are
Short Lived.

II is one ofthe recognized requirements
in the patent medicine field, that prepa-
ration to be put'on the market. must
have the power to give an immediate
effect" that is to say, that it must APP
parently give immediate relief. 1t is so
well known in the patent medicine field
that this immediate" effect is obtained
only by the use Of poisonous drugs and
alcohol and that is why these poisons and
weakening stimulants, dangerous to life
and health, are so recklessly used In such
preparations. The fact that they have
only a temporary effect, leaving the pa
tient weaker than before, explains why
so many patent medicines are short -lived.
OF the hundreds put on the market every
year, it is almost impossible to name a
single permanently successful one. Our
object in calling your attention to this is
to emphasize the fact that for so years
Father Johns Medicine has been recon-
mended by Lowell, Mass, families. Tin
thz-cfrJ where it was prescribed for the
lAte Rev Father John o Brien. by whom
At was recommended and from whom it
derived its name) that more Lowell
people arc using it today than ever be-
fore, and that it is no unusual thing tor
three generations to express their graft
tude for the benefits received from this old
prescription, as is done in the following
letter.
ain August, ooI, was attacked with
a severe cold which soon settled into
bronchial irritation of great severity. |
could not sleep nights because OF the
wheel ng and the choking irritation
caused by the phlegm and was obliged
to sit up in bed to get any relief. Doctors
entirely failed in their efforts to relieve
me On the advice of my father, Captain
Allen +. Hodge of Washington, ID. C.,
who was visiting my family at the time,
| began taking Father Johns Medicine,
My trouble was then of several months
standing and decided to drop the doc
tors and give your medicine fair trial.
81 had taken two bottles when relief
came to me and continued with the medi-
cine until was completely cured. When
ever feel any suspicion that the disease
is coming on, Immediately take Father
Johns Medicine and it always banishes
all traces of it. 1t cuts the phlegm and
stops the irritation.
al keep it in the house constantly and
the children like it so well that they fire.
quently ask for it. 1t keeps them well and
strong.
THUS there are three generations of
us all using Father Johns Medicine and
uniting in its praise.
81 have recommended it to many peo-
pie, and know personally Of many re-
markable cures, your medicine has ac-
complished. (Signed) Burton A. Hodges
81 Hampshire street, Lowell. Mass.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-11-12
Food Demonstration

The public are cordially invited to our
MARYLAND Avenue Store this week, be-
ginning Monday. to see the Demonstra-
ton Of the Ralston Purina Company S
famous line of checker-board foods and
flour Everybody come and see.
nav X. r. MAGRUDER & Co
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-11-12
NOTICE

We are now unloading at
our wharf a cargo of 400, 900
Choice No. I and No. 2 North
Carolina Shingles, which we
can sell at the Lowest Cash
Prices.
c. w. MARTIN & CO.,
n3w Martins Wharf.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-11-12

A funeral director has gone into bus
mess in Bucklin, Kan, where he adj
vertises thus: when you die, remem-
Der that Bucklin has an undertaken. .
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-11-12

1t is the woman who looks youthful
without the aid of cosmetics who is
not afraid to tell her age.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-12
Sunday School Conference.

West Weber, Utah, Aug, 81 1903
The West Weber Sunday school held
its annual conference yesterday which
was well attended II consisted OF a
morning and afternoon session, he
ginning at 10 o'clock a. m. and 2
o'clock p, m.
The morning session consisted OF
exercises from primary and first in
termediate departments The after
noon session of second intermediate
and theological departments. The ex-
erciscs were well rendered by the
students, showing care and prepare
ton on the part OF both teachers ard
pupils. The singing was exceptional
~ good.
Stake Supt. r. d. Evans, s. D.
Bradford, ID. w. IRE Jr. d, W. Evans
and Sister W. Woodmansee OF the
stake board were present with us and
although they pointed out our weak
points considered that we were on the
improve and that our Sunday school
was in better condition than II had
been for some time.
A dainty lunch was prepared and
spread in the amusement hall by the
officers and teachers for the entcr-
tainment Of the visiting brethren and
sisters.
The following vacancies were filed:
II. b. Hawkes. was chosen TO take the
place OF David Penman as first as
sistant superintendent and W. NJ,
burlington as chorister We feel that
much good has been done In our Sun
day school during the past year and
we hope to continue to improve until
II will be second 10 none.
Very respectfully,
NATHAN HAWKES..
BY j, u, III,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-12
Bear lake stake Conference.

The 103rd quarterly conference Of
the Bear Lake stake Of Zion was held
In Paris, Idaho, on Saturday and Sun
dayJ Aug. 20 and 30, 1908. or visiting
brethren there were present Apostle
George Teasdale and Elders Andrew
Jensen. Douglas NJ Todd and Phile-
mon 6. Merrill. Four general meet
ings We're hold. besides a Priesthood
meeting on Saturday evening and
Y NJ. and Y. l.. NJ. l. A. conference
Sunday evening The discourses de-
liverod were spirited and timely, and
were all dictated by the spirit of the
Lord. Apostle Teasdale delivered two
excellent dlscourses on the duties OF
the Saints Elder Jensen dwelt main
~ upon the providence and blessings
of the Lord as manifested In His
dealings with His people. Elder
Todd spoke on Mutual Improvement
work and Elder Merrill related some
Of his early experiences in the Church
and bore strong testimony of the d.
vine mission Of the Prophet Joseph
Smith, with whom he had been per-
soually acquainted In his youth.
President VIM Bulge, James II. Hart
and VIM, l.. Rich also delivered good
and practical discourses. The reports
given by the respective stake officers
showed that the Sunday schools the
Relief societies and the Mutual I'M
proyement and primary associations
throughout the stake were in good
working order and great hopes were
entertained for successful work the
coming winter The weather during
the conference was fine, all the meet
ngs were well attended and an excel
lent spirit prevailed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-12

The shops electrical mechanical.
Of
generation electricity Srod unexcd advantages for
thoroug handp
the normal
Entrance
September nth and 18TH
Students finding suitable boarding places
Annual 80 No tuition
illustrated and learn what excellent
LIBERAL practical education
UNIVERSITY UTAH.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-12
THE SAMOAN ISLANDS.
The Labors of the Elders Very
Much Appreciated,

A sister, Maria Mele Josephs writing
from Penina School, Mapusaga, Tutul-
la, S. L.. Aug, p, says in part.
Nine Elders are laboring here and a
number Of native missionaries also. We
are pleased with their work for they
are kind and earnest ana doing their
duty AT the present time there Is
scarcity of food here on these Islands,
and the Elders have 10 be patient IN
their labors, for they have not the be
Of food to eat. But they are h9ppy
and working hard. Mist lakopo' Kicks
is our president He is kind and cares
for us Well He is travelling most OF
the time from village to village We
like to have him visit us because he II
so kind and teaches us so manYgood
things. There Is much work TO- be
done here. The "tares and wheat"
grow together The Elders are busy
searching the wheat from tho tares.
The work Is growing slowly. The Ell
ders who can speak the language are
preaching the Gospel while the new
missionaries are studying the language,
Four or Ave baptisms have been made
here lately. We have good school
here where we learn English, and the
Gospel "Ms Alapeti' Coates Is our
teacher He has been here over three
years. The name Of our school II the
PenIna Naiola school. our teacher is
laboring hard to teach the boys and
girls. our school is established az Ia
lenlu about three miles inland. We call
our land Mapusagq, which means rest
ing place We would like very much to
see the Prophet and the Apostles anu
10 visit Zion My sister Is In Zion att
tending the B. Y. A, al Provo. The work
of the Elders on Samoa is very hard
but we try 20 help them and take good
care of them.
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pEsEREr EVENING NEWS. SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER - 1908

ourly they find It very hard to interest,"
the ueonle, hence as a rulo work IL
sometimes very discOuraglng. ] nave
on loved myself. especially the past SIN
months. | have suffered some from
INDIGESTION especially while In san Die
20 hut now | feel fine, am glad to gov
home. but the parting OF friends mace
In California was as hard as leaving
home two years ago"
on sept. 3, 1908. Elder BENJAMIN f.
Tanner OF ogden returned nome from
a mission to Germany whore he has
labored since the Path of june. 1892, he
returned somewhat earlier on account
OF poor health the climate being such
that IL affected hls lungs He was as
SIGNED to labor In the Berlin conference
and remained In the city of spandau
tracing and IN other ways spreading
the Gospel news. Elder Tanner was In
Germany at the time of the trouble
with the government when many OF
the Elders were banished from Prus-
Ella. He did not experience any harsh
treatment, although the people were
worry cold and Indifferent, unwilling TO
listen to the Elders or read the lltera-
ture given them. There II at Spandau
small branch of % members now
under local brother. II includes a
Sunday school at which some outside
OF the Church attended regularly.
Elder Victor Il. Johnson of Rich
mond Utah. returned home on the 2sth
day OF August from mission to Scan
dinavia where he has abored since
April 16. 1901 Elder johnson enjoyed
excellent health and reports his labors
Ms being pleasant and the work in the
stockholm conference. where he was
assigned, as being in nourishing con-
dltlon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-12

day 20 come be fully realized, be said.
Elder G.. r. Richards made n few
remarks.
At2p. m Elder Roberts ARA In spoke
ut some length upon the labors we
have 10 perform for our Kindred anN
friends and the preparation that we
have TO make for future events and
10 prepare the eorth for former Saints
to come and dwell upon H. lie spoke
upon the special line OF work that he
had TO perform IN the historians Office
More. he said had been written during
the last five years than had been writ
ten for twenty-five years before.
President II s Gowans presented the
General and stake authorities, and
they were sustained unanimously
Our conference was well attended
and n good feeling prevailed The
singing by the Grantsvlle choir was
excellent under the leadership OF Bro.
Joseph H. Millward.
THOMAS WILLIAMS
Assistant Clerk.
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---------------------------
RETURNED MlSSI0NARI les

Elder George a, Davis Of Center ward
returned Friday, Sept. II, from a mis-
sion to the Sandwich Islands. He was
set apart Dec, 0, 1899. and labored on
the islands Of oahu and Hawaii, whore
he met with much success and sees
good prospects for the future. The
work Of the Elders he says, Is priucl-
pally among the natives, who take
kindly TO the Gospel and are sincere
i'm their investigation OF its principles
For a time during his absence Elder
Davis was overseer at the Laie planta-
tion and for the last six months he
labored as a special travelling Elder on
the island OF Hawaii, He had good
health While away and enjoyed his
mission very much.
Oakley, Ida, will welcome one Of it's
staunch sons who has Just returned
from the missionary field Elder Jo-
seph w Wilson Is the son whom the
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-12

citizens OF Oakley will delight to horror
lie returned from the southern states
on the 18th OF September and VIII pro"
coed home on Monday. Elder wilson
was set apart for the mission held Oct
TO- 1901. and was assigned TO lapor IN
the North Carolina conference. lie re-
NAMED there until last May, when he
was sent down to Florida to act as
president OF this conference, a position
he held until his release. lie enjoyed
his labors, had excellent health ana
considers the work In very encour-
aging condition. especially IN the FLOR
Ida conference, whore he had an oppoi-
tunlty TO know of the details OF the
mission conditions.
Elder stephen |. Bunnell OF vineyard
Utah county. returned home on the 9tn
OF September from q nearly two year
soiourn In California laboring as
missionary lie was first assigned 10
the Sacramento conference, having
been set apart on the 18th Of December
1901 He was later Transferred TO the
Los Angeles conference where ne re-
manned about 10 months travelling IN
Los Angeles, Ransburg, san Diego ana
Santa Barbara. Last October ne was
again transferred To the San Francisco
conference and assigned 20 work az
San Jose where he continued until
March 4 when he was sent to Oakland
to take charge OF the branch until his
release. Elder Bunnell reports the
work as a whole In very good condi-
ton especially at Oakland where he
says 1--WE recently baptized seven con-
verts and there are others IN a very
happy frame OF mind and about ready
for baptism You know" says he, tine
people OF California are pleasure low
ing rather than Gospel loving and
while our Elders are treated courte-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-12
PROGRESS IN VIRGINIA.
An Encouraging Report from an
Old Mission Field

Elder II. +, Denison reports as follows
from Mountain Lake, Giles Co., Va,
Aug, 20:
Myself and companion, Elder Wray
Walker OF ST. Anthony Ida, were as
signed to labor In this county, and ar
rived here on the 18th day Of last June,
There is a number OF Saints here, living
in n scattered condition IN different
portions Of the county, A beautiful it,
tie church Is built at this place, and
five families OF Saints In the near by
neighborhood welcome the Elder at all
times
We manage to meet here with the
Saints semi-monthly, In our canvass
ing through the county we learn no I'll
ders have been lahoring here for four
years. But frequently the visiting FL
ders have called upon the Saints
II is somewhat stormy al this time.
We have ak applicants for baptism.
and when We get a favorable day eX-
pect 10 attend 10 that ordnance.
This land would remind a person OF
the holy land where John 'Nas hap-
tIzing In Enon near 90 Salm, because
there was much water there
There are many ANAL streams In
these mountains, but from this point
we must travel a distance Of seven
miles 10 reach the waters Of Little
Stony creek the nearest SIR am of sum
client size for baptlzing.
Hundreds of tourists from all -ur-
rounding states, visit this resort each
season 10 enjoy the summer months. Ms
almost constantly there is a cool, re-
freshing breeze
Many friends tell us IT the trua Cos
pei is preached the Mormon5 are
preaching It, foe say they they hold
strictly to the Bible" hut they fear
coming out from the world
We have met some bitter oppo III n
TO the truth.
No doubt early missionaries such MS
Jededlah NJ Grant and others have
trodden the rough roads OF this coun-
~ as in 49, his headquarters were 10.
sated at Burke's Garden, Tazwel coun.
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THE PACIFIC EXPRESS co.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES OFFICE.
Rocky Mountain p!yisIon,
Salt Lake City Itah Sent 1 tg

JH,sIOn,
Salt Lake City, Utah,
To WhomI I Mayo
property addressed per list below remaining on
at
Nebraska
be a
paid before said Sale
0 " " w ~ ~ ~ " 80 j. W. ROGERS. Superintendent
A. Agt, 1ak Utah
Description Of chgsl Name and Address o cnign
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-12

STATE SCHOOL OF MINES.
The School Of Mines offers courses
In:
/. Mining Engineering.
2. Electrical Engineering.
3. Civil Engineering.
T. Mechanical Engineering.
PREPARATORY SCHOOL.
A preparatory school Is main
tanned which gives preparation for
the courses In General Science, Lib
eral Arts, Engineering. Law, Medi.
cine, and Business.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-12
STAKE CONFERENCES.
TOOELE STAKE.
Quarterly Conference Held at
Grantsville.

The quarterly conference OF the
Tooele stake was held In the
Opera House, Grantsvllle, Saturday
and Sunday Aug 29 and 30. II was
called 10 order by the president, Elder
II. s. Gowans. Present were Elder Is,
II. Roberts Of the First Council OF
Seventies the presidency Of the stake,
and others OF the leading brethren and
good attendance OF the Saints
After preliminary exercises Elder
C.. l.. Anderson and II. w Brown Of
Murray addressed the conference
Bishops Wrathall r. Atkin and G. A.
Ormo reported the wards over which
they preside in a good condition.
elder II II, Roberts occupied the
remainder of the time.
At the afternoon meeting Brother w,
r.. Moss reported his ward. A
spirit Of unity existed among the
Saints. he said, The Sunday school
and Relief society were doing a good
work.
Bishops ], G. Shields and Israel Benz
Mon reported the wards over which
they preside In fair condition Sister
Emily ]. Anderson reported the Relief
societies OF the stake. Elder Il. IL.
Roberts then occupied the time speak
Presbyterian friends In regard to the
Doctrine and Covenants
Sunday morning 10 a, m, "a Sunday
school session was held The Sacra-
ment was administered and the sun
day school gave a recital under the
direction of Brother b. r, Woolley.
Supt w. Spry reported the condition
of the Sunday schools Of the stake In
a very fair condition.
Elder Roberts then spoke upon Tho
handling Of children. lie was afraid
that the instructions that should bl
given at home We're neglected, and all
the instructions given by the institu-
tons established among ug did not
relieve fathers and mothers from IN,
| obligations resting upon them at home
| He was fun OF hope for the youth o.
| Zion and did not believe that the or.
| dinances placed upon our children
were of no avail, for they wfl I'm q