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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-03-21

-Aquf Cerca. /. bsio eSos arbo-
les, djio Rocambole J sigui6 g0isn-
do q Ia gitsna hasta la entrada de
una especie de cenador tornado
por arboles, al torno del cual solo
llegaban leianas = debiles clarida-
des.
Un hombre que llevaba IN do
min6 obscure hsblsba con una mu-
ier cuyas manos tenia cogidas.
--Ahf los themes: oyelosl
La gitana So ocult6 entire los ar
boles. casi arrastrandose lego has
ia donde estsba don Jose, que no
oy6 ningtn rufdo = sigui6 hablan-
do.
Sac6 ell puf1al y Sc puso es-
cuchar, mientras que Rocsmbo-
lie Sc alejaba de puntillas. yendo-
se IN sitio apartado del jardfn,
en- Ell que se despoi6 de 81 do
mino.
-Ahors, di1o. spareciendo & II
luz con Ell trsie de arlequfn, aun-
que Carmen tenga tempo de hs-
blar no podr4 recouocerme y
sc encsmin6 hacia uno de los pa
secs ilumfnados por faroles a Ia
veneciana, por otro lado So acer
c6 al cenador, en- ell que hablaba
muy animado don jose con Ia
polsca y sin sospscllar que lie Sc
parsban poc3s minutes de la eter-
nidad.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-03-21

bten TODD y que Ia seGora de @ -.
me pareci6 mas hermosa que nun
CO cnando la vi sin careta.
-.Ahl sDs donde salfss pre-
gant6 Ell Interlocutor del marq ueS.
-sDe d6nde quereis que salgas
De In CANA, en- la Que me meti Q
las tres.
-s.os fufsteis del bale & IL
tres?
No, las dos.
-Entonces 10 comprendo.
-Pues 20 no entiendo nj una
palabra. diio Rocambole.
-Quiere decir que no me extra
ia que no sepais NADIA.
-Pero sque e. 10 que tengo que
saber?
-Lo que pas6 en- el bale.
>Veamos, diio nocambole con
Ia mayor sangre frfa. sSe ha que.
mado Ell hotel9 sSe desmay6 Is &C.
nerala? sSe abras6 el traie algu-
m sef1ora7
-sucedio algo peor que ESQ, cue
rido.
-Entonces no acierto mas Gue
una cosa.
Veamos cu6l 60. dijeron lce
otros amigos del marques.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-03-21

-IPobre Garment murmur6 Ell
fslso marques DE Chamery. Estuvo
adorable por la confanza que de-
pcsIt0 en- mfs y acabo de hacerla
tomar IN Veneno cue mata en-
veinte minutes.
No tiene tempo mas que para
arreglar sus cueutas con don jose.
Todo este es IN POGO violento J
conaesO que soy brutal. pero las
circ0natsncias eran excepcionales..
Carmen podfa hsblsr una vez
muerto don J0sss v declarar qus
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-03-21
La coNDEsA DE ARToFF

sefior de Chamery Ia scompaf6 q
su lsdo; u shogo, no me encuen
tro biep; vsmonos.
La duquess tuvo mie3o crey6
que su hijs sc ibs a deSmayar la
hizo salir de los salones llevandola
casi en- peso con esa fuerza cue
Dios da las madres, y a. llegar &
In antesala, hasta las que las acom-
ps15sra Rocambole, pidi0 su coche.
El goes las scompsf16 hssta
Ell pie de 10 escalinats y las syudo
6 subir 81 coche.
IA cssal IA escapel dijo tras-
tornado In duquesa al lacay0.
Conception sc habfa desmayado
en- suS brazOs en- el mfsmo moment0
en que Ell marques las saludsba y
20 aleiaba.
Despues de marcharse ell carrua-
ie. Rocsmbole Volvi6 al bale sc
puso buscar . don Jose. pero nj
este nj Ia polaca Sc hallaban en- ell
salon en- que habfan bailado. Bai6
los jsrdines y di6 una vuelta por
ellos, pero esta vez en- busca de
Carmen.
Volvi6 q subir y Ia halo apoyada
en- una de las columnas do msrm0l
del salon de bale y Sc scerc6 {
ella.
Ven, Ia d1jo; va es hors.
AL nnl exclam0 con VOC aho-
gadR por el Juror.
Rocambole Ia oblig0 . que le
siguiese los isrdines y &c detuvo
en- 10 paseo Que en- aQuel momen.
90 se hallaba desferto.
6sc6 del bolsillo IN frasuuito
80 10 did . Carmen. que pregunt6:
-SQue es esto9
Una bebida que &c dsra valor.
mo Ia necesito; 10 tengo.
NO tmporta, bebe; 10 msndo.
Cogi6 Ia gitana eI frasquito, 10
destsp6 J de IN sorbo Sc hebi6 el
contenido.
--IQu6 amargo esl exclam6 IT,
rando el frasco.
--Ef. pero IL venganza ee dulce,
respondi6 Rocsmb0le. Ven.
>--sRn d6Dde eutanf
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-03-21

este habfa envenenado s 81 her
msno, , no quiero que don Jos & de
Alvar sea mas desgraciado en- In
muerte que su abuelo don Pedro. :.
rs necesario que ell honor quede 8
salvo para que 20 me case CON Con
eepcion.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-03-21
BfBLIOTECA DE <LA DEMOCRACIA.s

En- ell instante mfsmo en- que
Roca m bole acahaba este flantro'
pico monologo oy6se IN grito, I'm
Iayl de dolor y de sgonfa-
-lPor mi vida! exclam6 Rocam-
bole. La gitana cumpli6 su pala'
bra y don Jose ha muertol
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-03-21
Ron G0fGIl

E Ron vejo Gatel procede delacon que
to Qufco Municipal de San Juan Ell pdbco prefere otras
constante
mas establecimientos acreditados de La
Dep6sto general: FEDERICO GATELL-Mayagues
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HOTEL oIl.,IlrlMPo oIl.,IlrlMP
@ANTURCE

A is MINUTOe DE SAN JUAN
III mejor hotel en- safe ciima'
EspI6ndida ventil2ci6n. ParQue'
1ardines y Kiosco A In inglesa.
Excslente servicio de carrua1sa'
Precios moderados. Sc hacen re-
Aucciones para familiAs. Alum
b.ado el6ctFico moderuo.
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turned tail and ran sideways, l after
him, raining blows upon his back, some
of which, | am sure, took effect Next
! heard the young wood lining one side
of the road creak and rustic. The
panther had leaped into the thicket
and made off in hurry"
Then the count jumped into the car
riage, took the reins from his wifes
hands, and, giving her the lantern told
her to wave it in order to keep off pos
sible other intruders of the sort just
encountered. But the horses were
too frightened to move at once, and IT
took lot of persuasion and no end of
whipping to make them go. Once
coaxed to gallop, they few along the
road at breakneck speed. "No troika
chased by wolves ever made better
time" says the countess.
The viceroy is undecided as to what
circumstances he shall attribute their
marvellous delivery, and, courageous
man that he is, he hesitates about TAX
ing too much credit to himself. "The
color of the horses, my lantern, the
fact that the beast was crammed with
food-all worked together" he said to
his military household upon reaching
home. That is probably true, but the
person with the rhinoceros whip, ad-
vancing upon a 300 pound king of the
wilderness as if he was an unruly house
dog, was evidently the decisive figure
in the one sided battle.
But don't forget the countess"
wrote Won Goetzen to Kaiser Wilhelm;
"who but a nervy American woman
could have managed those plunging
horses at the crucial moment? Ninety
nine out of a hundred women would
have tainted, the hundredth would have
jumped out to seek salvation in fight,
or would have run me over to get away
Not so her excellency. She held the
horses in firm grip, and at the same
time coaxed and encouraged them with
the best German at her command.
Then, as we drove home, standing up
| right in the carriage to keep the frenz-
led animals under control, the countess
leaned far out waving the lantern, once
as a protection against other wild
beasts that might follow us and again
as a signal for our servants"
81 really had no time to be afraid,
except for that momentary twitching
at the roots of the hair, but confess
it makes me shudder when think of
the savage cry the panther uttered as
he leaped into the bushes" writes the
| countess.
"The danger that threatened the
first lady in the land and the way in
which she conducted herself on this
trying OCCASION" say the kaiser's re-
ports, "have increased, If possible, the
respect in which her excellency is held
by natives and whites alike"
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They drove in an open phaeton, the
OK of which had been lowered to
low the count to handle the reins
com his accustomed place. Their
cam was "a pair of grays, light in
olor, and quite recently imported.
,aving heard that wild animals will
lrely attack persons clad in white,
ne kaiser sent the countess two white
arriage horses, with graceful note
lying he hoped she would be "able to
rive them herself, as they were gen
e and proof against surprises by deni-
ems of the African forest"
The imperial surmise was quite cor
ect, as will be seen presently.
The countess had just remarked that
fter the next turn in the road they
ould see the lights of their palace,
utside the city, when something dark
ounded from the bushes into the
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HUSBAND WE'D HER
sed of Valor Performed by Count
Won Goetzen.
srmnnyis African Niceroy Takes
Good Care Of His wife, when
Attacked by n Giant, Hood
thirsty Panther.
Especial Berlin Germany Letter.

Especial Berlin Germany letter.
THE vast German possessions in
L Africa are ruled by a governor
general, who exercises auto
fatic functions over natives and set
ers alike. The present viceroy is
sunt Won Goetzen, the husband of
farming American woman, who was
RS. William Matthew Lay, of Wash
Rton, and before that May Lowney,
& Baltimore. Her position in Ger
'an Africa is frequently ikened to
fat of the wife of the viceroy of India,
ldy Curzon, nee Letter, of Chicago;
at, as a matter of cold fact, it is even
sore consequential. The countess is
ieen of half a million more subjects
ian the regent of Bavaria, and the
ings of Wuerttemberg and Saxony
mbined reign over fewer people than
er ladyship. When she rides to
arade ten regiments of well-trained
-oops lower their colors before her.
Count Won Goetzen has been trav-
er all his life, and his bravery has
Tned Tor him many medals, both at
ONE and abroad. His latest feat of
surage was saving his wife from the
ste of being eaten alive by a giant
anther.
His was a deed of prodigious valor-
aving no firearms, he drove off the
ianeater with a whip of rhinocerous
Gin that chanced' to be in his carriage
Count Won Goetzen is the absolute
uler of a territory embracing 1, 1,47O,413
quare miles and 6,55O00O of blacks
he adventure here told occurred
bout month ago, in the evening, on
he Pugu road, about one mile outside
Z Dar-es-Salam, capital of the Ger
IAN African empire, as the count and
euntess were returning from visit
D friends living on a plantation near
Ae edge of the virgin forest, an hour
r so further in the interior
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stockstill, regarding the trotters with


eyes like fire balls.
The viceroy continues: "The rear
ing mares had smashed the lantern in
front and l was obliged to go to the
rear of the carriage to get the one
fastened there. 1t was of the Ameri-
can, electrical kind, giving out big,
white light. When, lantern in hand,
again passed by my wife, she handed
me heavy whip of rhinoceros, which,
on that day, had confiscated on one
of the outlying plantations, as it is
against the law to use this terrible
instrument of punishment, that, at
one time, no native chief or slave
holder could do without.
"The whip weighs about fifteen
pounds and many poor black devils
back has been broken with one of its
kind. TO reassure my wife / said, in
advancing: If it's dog he won't hold
up the viceroy's carriage second time
after get through with him. But |
knew all the time that 1t wasn't dog
and was upbraiding myself for having
gone without pistols. A kingdom for
a Mauser revolver! such as | had at
home.
"Such and similar thoughts passed
through my mind as jumped forward,
whip in right, lantern in left. Then |
suddenly remembered the paragraph
from the emperor's letter, accompany
ing the gift of horses. 4 must not OBJ
struct the view of the animals l con-
cluded hastily, they may, after all,
prove an element of protection
"The light of the lantern now fell
full upon the object in the road. First
/ saw only the head of the beast. 1t
was as big as lioness's, but / recog-
nized at once the panther's outlines.
As I approached nearer the beast
raised his tall a powerful appendage,
round like a stick, and towering two or
three feet above his head. The animal
himself appeared to be some three feet
high by three and half feet to four
feet long.
81 struck him terrible blow with
the rhinoceros whip across the face
following it up with another and yet
another across the shoulders. There.
upon, to my surprise, the panther
turned tail without offering any VIC.
lence, though as the whip first de.
scended he showed formidable array
of teeth and his pointed tongue. He
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building up of the body by the nutri-
ton derived from food The gain in
weight proves the cure.
cThree years ago I was taken sick with what
the doctor called nervousness and indigestion
writes Mrs. Warren n. Parker, Of Orange Street,
Nantucket. Mass. Vie gave me medicine for
the trouble but could not eat even a little toast
or oatmeal without suffering severely. In few
months began to have distressing pains right
IN the pit Of my stomach I called the doctor
again aud he said had catarrh of stomach;
gave me medicine but II did not do any good.
meneed taking Dr. Pisrees medicines and soon
began to feel better. have taken six bottles OF
Golden Medical Discovery two of Favorite
Prescription and six walls Of Dr. Picrce's Pei
lets have gained ten pounds Can eat every
thing"
DIR. Picrce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation.
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SCARCITY OF FUEL.

The scarcity Of fuel and lack of heat
cause Grip, Colds, Bronchitis and Pulmon.
AIRY Ills.
The use of "Seventy-seven, DR.. Hum
phreys' Specific, breaks up Colds, Grip,
Influenza, Catarrh, Pains and soreness in
the head and chest, Cough, Sore Throat
General Prostration and Fever, and prevents
Pneumonia.
"77" consists of small vial of pleasant
pellets--fits the vest pocket.
At all Druggists IS cents, or mailed on
receipt of price. Doctors book mailed free.
Humphreys Homeopathic Medicine Co.,
Corner William and John Streets, New
York.
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His hitter Exrerience.

II tell you, my friend, people can't
be too careful about the care Of the
eyes"
"You speak as II you had had
some experience along that line"
"You bet I've had my experienced
If my Aunt Jane had worn glasses
for her nearsightedness she wouldn't
have married a designing fellow who
dyed his hair. And if she hadn't
married him l wouldn't be knocking
round here with nothin' to do and
less to eat. t."--Cleveland Plain Dealer
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Curious thing about man with a
watch is that if you see him take it
out and look at it, and you ask him two
seconds later what time it is, he never
remembers. He has to look at it
again"
"Yes; I've noticed that he'll always
do tiff his we tch is q fine one. Chi
cago Tribune.
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Going Mt Ii Right.

Subbub-Im sick and tired of Wis
iting the employment agencies in
search of cooks, so I'm going to ad-
vertise; there's the ad.
Want-ad. Man (of daily newspaper)
Yes, sir; how many insertions?
Subbub-Why, about twice week
for year! What's your rockbottom
price ?-Brooklyn Life.
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Another Election Row.

"What became of that Sunshine
club which Daisy started?"
"Oh, it's under a cloud. After the
first annual election of officers it
was impossible to get a quorum, ow-
ing to the fact that only two mem
bers of the club were on speaking
terms. Chicago Record-Herald.
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You can drive pen, but pencil is
generally lead.

CouLDN'T ESTIMATE ITS VALUE DIR.
Apnews Cure Tor the Heart never fails. IL
relieves in 30 minutes, it cures. 1t is a
beacon light TO leaa you back to health.
w. II. Musselman. Of G.. A. r., Weissport,
Pa, says: "Two bottles of Dr. Agnew's
Cure for the Heart entirely cured me OF
and smotheiing SPELLS It's value
cannot bc estimated. 30
Sold by c. A. Klein.
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The Town Crier.

This town is so antique" re-
marked the drummer, perhaps you
have q town crier."
"Oh, yes" chuckled the oldest in
habitant, 1--WE have town crier. 1t
is Mrs. Busters new baby."-Chicago
Daily News.
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middle of the street, causing the
orses to halt and rear,
''At the same moment" said the
ountess afterwards, 81 felt painful
Eitching at the roots of my hair
es, was frightened, what woman
would not be under the circum-
tances? While the count threw the
ems to me and told me to hold on
or dear life, I perceived two faint
iellow glimmers. piercing the dark
ness. My first thought was: "A lion
he natives had often told me of the
inbearable brightness of the lions
Eyes, of the fixity of his metallic
Glance. 1t made me shudder, but
nevertheless ] looked at the object of
ny terror with keen air, sinking my
yes in his. / had read once that it
: not impossible to hypnotic wild
animal that way"
The count says the animal was no
more than five feet from his horses
heads when they stopped and refused
to go further; there the brute stood
~ ~~~~
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Suffering by Proxy.

Dentist-Been suffering from tooth
ache, see.
She-Yes; haven't slept wink for
three nights.
Dentists it back one Or
She-No; it's my husbands tooth
Tit-Bits.
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Making Himself Undie RS ( ood.

Indignant Artist (to friendly crit
ic)-You say it's bad picture. What
can you know ebout picturesP You
never try to paint them!
Friendly Critic-My dear fellow,
know a bad egg, but l never try to
Law them.-1it- t-Bits.
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usband-What's wrong with that
house we looked at yesterday?
Wife-lt's too big.
Hisband-Well, the one we visited
to-day, then2
Wife-It's too small.
Husband-Say, what sort of a house
do you want?
Wife-Sir, do not propose to com
NIT myself.-Boston Post.
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Lassitudinous Lemuel-Why was
Weary refused membership in the
brotherhood of enervated pilgrims?
Peregrinating Paul-We discovered
that he was born in Bath, Maine
Judge,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-01-08

She was a maiden fair to see.
AS on the chair she sat;
But that cut no ice with me
She was sitting on my hat.
Chicago Daily News.
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The Kind She Likes Hest.

"Every woman is looking for a
partner in life" remarked the OBJ
server of Events and Things, "and
she doesn't care if it is only a silent
one. e."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-01-08

PnEs-1TCHNG. BLIND AND BLEEDING
CURED in three to six nights. DR.. Ag-
news Ointment is peerless in curing. One
application gives instant relief. 1t cures all
itching and irritating skin diseases, Chatting,
Eczema, etc. 35 cents.-72
Sold by c. a. Klein.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-01-08

90 GEMS, 10 CENTS. DIR. Agnew's Liver
Pills cure all troubles arising from torpor OF
the liver Easy and quick, Danish Sick
Headache, purify the blood and eradicate
all impurities from the system. The de-
mand is big. The Pills are little, easy TO
take pleasant results, no pain. 40 in vial,
10 eents.-7I
Sold by c. A. Klein.
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All That lie Knew About.

He had called upon his son at college.
did John show you everything of
interest there?" his wife inquired when
he returned.
"Ile said he did"
What did he show you?"
THE gymnasium, the football field,
the baseball diamond, the lighthouses,
and the training quarters for the
crew."-Chicago Post.
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WANTED FAITHFUL PERSON TO TRAVEL
Tor well established house In few counties,
calling on retail merchants and agents. Local
territory, Salary Sl024 year and expenses
payable $40 ~ week In cash and expenses ad-
yanced. Position permanent. Business success
ful and 1ourishing. Standard Rouse, 334 Dear
born Street, Chicago. 1918 i6t
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PERMANENT SITUATION.

Cash paid weekly for services either on salary
and expenses paid or commission, TO take ord
ers for our Garden Seeds; also Fruits and Flow
ets. We carry full line for the Farm and
Market Gardners, so that a live man cannot help
but succeed, as he has the facilities TO compete
Tor all kinds OF trade and with different classes
OF customers. Write at once for terms to
Eerrick Seed Company, Rochester, N. Y.
1918 3m
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o. may write verse to you,
The ardent lover cried
No need; / am averse to you.
The maiden proud replied
st. Paul Dispatch.
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TroubIe Ahead.

In a cemetery at Middlebury, VT, is
a stone erected by widow to her low
ing husb band, bearing this inscription:
"Rest in peace-until we meet
again life.
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Will Not Accept Scapegraces.

The number of applicants for en-
listment in the Regular Army is in
creasing at the United States Army
recruiting Office at Harrisburg, says
the Patriot, but most of them have
failed to pass the rigid requirements
of the physical examination or to give
satisfactory evidence of good charac,
ter.
"The Government" says the re-
cruiting officer in charge, "will no
longer allow tie army to be the dump
ing ground for all sorts of questionable
characters, whose relatives want to
get rid of them, SO it is useless for
men to apply for enlistment unless
they have good testimonials. Worth
less and viscious men make as poor
soldiers as they do poor citizens"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-01-08

DIR. AGNEW's CATARRHAL POWDER has
proved blessing to many imam before
the public" in cases of hoarseness, bad
throat, tonsilitis and catarrh. Some Of the
most recent evidence of its efficacy comes
from well'known actor, whose home is in
New York City. He says 81 have never
found anything to equal this remedy for
quick relief" 90 cents.-6o
Sold by c. A. Klein.
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Quite sporty, Indee d.

Mrs. Gozzer--Your husband is a
great sportsman, isn't he?
Mrs. Malaprop-Yes, indeed; he
gives stagg dinners.-Town Topics.
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A STEADY INCOME.

Salary or commission paid weekly. Our 1900
acre nursery requires local and travelling agents
everywhere 70 dispose OF It's products. Also
seed line. WIN arrange for whole or part time.
Outht Tree. We guarantee profitable and pleas
ant employment the year round Write today
for special terms.
Brown Brothers Company, Rochester, Y.
1918 3m.
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THE SPIRIT OF WINTER.-The Spirit of
Winter is with us, making its presence
known in many different ways-sometimes
by CHEEKY sunshine and glstenirg SHOWS,
and sometimes by driving winds and blind
ing storms. To many people it seems to
take delight in making bad things worse,
for rheumatism twists harder, twinges sharp.
er, catarrh becomes more annoying, and the
many symptoms of scrofula are developed
and aggravated. There is not much poetry
in this, but there is truth, and it is wonder
that more people don't get rid of these all
ments. The medicine that cures them
Hoods Sarsaparila is easily obtained and
there is abundant proof that its cures are
radical and permanent.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-01-08

"No, can't say am glad to see the
coal strike settled" said the professional
jokesmith. "Why not2" inquired his
friend. 81 have about $50 bully jokes left
on my hands, sadly replied the humorst.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-01-08

As soon as a girl gets out Of short dresses
she begins to plan her wedding.