Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-10-29
Eorethought can
be grown like wheat
after we know how.
A HuNpREp-poLLAR DINNER.

A couple Of years ago there came to
me a beautifully printed invitation
reading as follows: The committee
of management requests the pleasure
of your company at dinner on Thurs
day evening. Important plans will be
presented relating to the approaching
celebration" | went, 4 saw and was
conquered. The banquet was In the
interest of an old debt. During the
dramatic appeals and after the many
courses of gastric cndangerers, | re-
marked that | thought the friends Of
my department would give them a
hundred dollars. The two secretaries
in charge of the subject replied that
they would help me il necessary get
that amount.
Failure.
BY experience found my plan for
getting the money did not work. One
better business II were collecting
money for the debt on his new house.
Nearly every one seemed to think !
was holding him up.
Then came the following: Il am in.
strTcted 10 write you with reference
to your pledge Of one hundred dollars.
shall. be glad to have an expression.
from you within a few days so that
may report to the committee. We are
in special need Of funds at present,
and of course nothing would be more
acceptable than the money. Very
truly yours, Secretary" To which
replied: THE plan 1 had for getting
that hundred dollars has been ratified
and 1t is not wise for me to promise
when i can pay it, though ! have not
abandoned it."
Trouble.
When the secretary saw meNhe twit-
ted me of repudiating my signature.
At another time / limited that he was
using the lowest form of commercial
promotion, jolly ing, in securing sigma
lures. We had plenty of arguments
pro and con. FINALLY we decided that
he should write me letter such as he
thought that | should have written
him, and then should reply to 1t as |
thought he should have written me.
tary: Dear Sir--I write you concern
ing the pledge made to give or raise
one hundred dollars toward removing
the floating debt When | made this
pledge, about year ago, thought
had plan whereby the amount could
be easily secured. The plan has
fallen through. however. and | only
succeeded in getting three dollars.
regret very much that l am unable to
comply with the conditions Of my
pledge and must confess somewhat to
a feeling of chagrin that have fallen
so far short of meeting my obligations.
| still consider myself bound to keep
the agreement, however, although am
obliged to ask you TO grant me an ex-
tension of time. 1t is impossible for
me to say just when l will secure the
money but as am troubled very much
about the matter you may be sure that
it Is my purpose to do this work az the
earliest possible moment. Please cell
me what you think of tsis, and l
should also be grateful for any sug-
gestIons you may make as to how
could go about raising such sum o.
money. have not had much expert
ence soliciting money and not being
very well acquainted with your work
and the reasons why business men
should contribute to 1t. found myself
handicapped to considerable extent.
Trusting you will appreciate the spirit
in which write this letter, | remain,
very truly yours"
The other Letter.
In the sample letter sent him there
we're blank spaces left for special In
formation for me from him, The fol
lowing is the complete letter: Dear
Sir-Y Your favor of the 9th inst. con-
corning your pledge OF one hundred
TWO HEADS.