The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-01

tifyin' his conduck an denouncin' his
accomplice. Casthro was taken into
custody on gin'ral principles. TIL
prosecution asked that an example be
made Nv tn priS'nerS. Afther testy-
mony had been inthroiooced shown
tn bad charackter iv tn men in tn
dock, Hohenzollern was put on tn
stand to testify in his own def1nse. He
sWore that he had no inmity again
Casthro, but SchWarztheim iv Swartz-
helm an Hicks was a German frind
Nv his an he whit down to see that no
injustice was done him. Did he ask
We to go?" asst tn coQrt. NO." says tn
pris'ner; ''but me prestige as a slugger
Wud be in danger if 1 didn't go over
an punch this here little naygur,' he
says. "Niver, niver shud it be said
that g. German citizen shan't be able
to collect his debts anywhere but in
Germany" he says. 9TH mailed fist"
he says, is liver raised FIR tn protic-
ton" No more iv that" says tn
judge. This is a coort iv law. Ho-
henzollern ye're q dangerous man.
Ye're noisy, ritous an offinsive I'm
determined to make an example iv We
an 1 sintince We to stay in Germany
f'r tn rest iv ye'er nachral life, an may
tn Lord have mercy on ye'er sowl. AS
TT We, Edwards, ye're even worse. I
Will hold We without bail until tn polls
can collect all their ividince again We.
Casthro ye'er discharged. TIL worst
thing cud think iv dom to We is to
sind We back to ye'er beautiful Vim
zWala.' TIL pris'ner Hohenzollern
made demonstration while bein' ray
moved firm tn dock. 1t is undher-
shtud that Edward or Edwards has
offered to tell all he knows an promises
to tmplicate siv'ral prominent parties
That's tn way I thought 'twud be-
Be HiVins, Hinnissy, I looked forward
w Iii
car started a rough house TIN blue bus
Wud come clangin' through tn sthreetS
an they'd be hauled off to Holland FIR
thrile. looked to see tn United States
sln1t pulled ivry month or two an all
tn officers Nv tn navy fugitives firm
justice. thought TIL coort wud have
a kind Nv brideWell built where they'd
sind tn INTERNATIONAL dhrunks an
d1Sordhlies an where We cud go amy
day an see Willum Hohenzollern COOP
erin bar1 an me friend Joe Cham
berlain peggin' shoes, while great
war 1ditors, correspondents, states
men, an other diSturbers iv tn peace
walked around in lock shtep an tn
keeper tv tn Jail showed We a book
hlled with photygraftS iV tn mos no.
toryous iv thin: Number two thou
san an wan, Joe Chamberlain, pro-
fissional land grabber, five years. or
'Willum Hohenzollern, aIl-around
whin tn wagon wud be backed up in
fr-ront Nv tn parlymints Nv tn wur-
ruld an tn bull pen Wud be full iv in
ternaytional grafters, get-rich-quic
op'rators an short arm men, whin
tn Monroe docthrine wud be condimn-
ed as a public nuisance an South
America wud be burned undher or
dhers Nv tn court. But it hasn't come
Tn coort is there, noddin' over tn
docket JUS like a coort, while outside
tn roWdies ar-re shootin at each 9TH
er, holdin' up Chinymen an naygurs,
pickin' pockets, bloWin' safes an en-
dangerin TIL lives Nv dacint people.
Iheyse a warrant out FIR Bill Hohen
zollern, but they Sc no wan to sarve it.
He's on tn rampage, breakin' windows
an chasin people over tn roofs while
Edward or Edwards stands around tn
corner waitin' f'r tn goods to be de-
Hvered an savin' his AMMUNITION to
use it on his pal If they quarrel over
tn divide. There's tn International
coort We say, but say, where ARE
tn polls. A courts all r-right enough
but no coorts amy good onless it is
backed up be a continued constabuIarv.
It's counthry's pride, as tn pote saws.
TIL car iv Rooshya didn't go far
enough. Wan good copper with hic-
kory club is worth all tn judges be-
tween Amsterdam an Rotterdam
want to see tn day whfn JUS as Bill
Hohenzollern an Edward or Edwards
meets on thu corner an prepares a raid
on a laundry, a big polisman will
step out iv a dure an say: I want We.
Bill, an We might as well come along
quite. But I suppose it wud be ius'
life"
How's that?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
All tn biggest crooks wud get on
IN polls foorce, said Mr.. DoOley.