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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-11-12
Not a Silk Dav Since,

moi SICK Day Slnce.
It's shameful when youth fails to
show proper respect for old age, but
just the con trary in the case of DIR.
Kings New Life Pills. They cut off
maladies no matter how severe and
irrespective of old age. Dyspepsia,
Jaundice, Fever, Constipation all
yield to this perfect pill. 25c, at Nick
Doffing & Co. 8 Drug Store,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-11-12
For a Rad cold.

Ifyou have bad cold you need a
good reliable medicine like Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy to loosen and
relieve it, and to allay the irritation
and Inflammation of the throat and
lungs. For sale by Nick Doffing & Co.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-11-12
A Possible Exception

Wife-1sn't it fact, dear, that hand
some men are proverbially disagree
able?
Husband-Well, 1 don't know. / al
ways try to be pleasant
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Aching backs are eased Hip, back and
oin pains overcome. Swelling Of the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
They correct urine with brick dust sedi-
ment. high colored, excessive, pain in pass
ing, dribbling. frequency. bed wetting.
Doan's Kidney Pills dissolve and remove
,alculi and gravel Relieve heart palpita-
lion, sleeplessness, headache, nervousness.
SALEM, IND., Feb. 8, 1908. -"y received
the trial package Of Doans Kidney Pills
and | must confess they did me wonderful
goods 1t seems strange to say that | had
tried several kinds Of kidney medicines
without doing me any good had back
ache, pain in my bladder and scalding
urine. and the sample package sent me
stopped it all in few days. and with the
package am now using from our drug
store expect to be cured permanently. It
is wonderful, but sure and certain the med
icine does its work. / was in constant
misery until / commenced the use Of
Doan's Kidney Pills. Gus. r. Cook,
2. o. Box 30, Salem, Washington Co, H.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Delegate Rodey Of New Mexico ha
been astonished during the fight foi
statehood to find that a great many
people in the eastern states think tina
New Mexico is a foreign country. A
friend Of his who runs big store IL
the territory was in New York re
Gently and went into a wholesale house
TO purchase goods. He told a lordlJ
looking attendant that the goods were
for shipment to New Mexico The
export department is on the mex
floor" said the New Yorker. which Sc
enraged the would-be purchaser tha
he left the place after giving the as
tonished attendant a rather sulphurom
lesson in geography
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05
a aETaAck ID sUPERsTIrIoN
friday and the Number Thirteen Both
Lucky for America.

Prof. C. A. L Totten. formerly mil
tary instructor in Yale. replying to
he question Of a New Yorker whether
.sOs is to be lucky or an unlucky year
lays: What Is the matter with either
friday or the number thirteen? AS
o America, it bears thirteen all over
Is heraldry. and Friday has been its
thief day discovery Of America. Dec
aratlon Of independence. etcl We
lave thirteen letters in E. Plmribus
Dnum, the motto on our great seal.
We have thirteen. thirteen times re-
,eated, on that seal. Take out q
sew silver quarter. If you have one
eft, and count the thirteens, even on
Is diverse face. Dear me, don't
worry over the luckiest number A
ull bakers dozen is thirteen--that is.
sue for good measure, pressed down
md running over Mannasseh was the
tirteenth tribe in Israel and We are
the people"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

An engagement was recently told tJ
a child Of eight, rs Mary going tc
marry Tom?" she asked with greai
earnestness. Upon being told such wa,
the case. she asked with greater earnest
ness, But does Tom know it?' N,
such an irrelevant question, after all il
these days.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05
MUST HAVE BEEN a SHOCK.
Remarkable Effect Of Change Of
Newspaper Headlines.

Remarkable Effect Of Change Of
Newspaper Headlines.
Capt Edgar S. Dow Of New Haven,
to whom was given the honor Of pilot
Ing President. Roosevelt's yacht into
New Haven harbor on his WRIT to
Connectieut's metropolis last fall, is
an entertaining old salt, who can al
ways go a story-teller one better Ap-
propos OF the humorous mistakes that
printers make, the captain lately told
the following Of his own observation:
Years ago" he declared, 7 used to
take a New York paper that printed
IT'S shipping news on the same page
with the obituaries. You can imagine
the shock 1t gave me one morning to
and the captions exchanged. and
long list Of respectable names printed
under the marine heading. Passed
Through He'll Gate Yesterday"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

A member Of the German reichstsg.
after carefully removing The bullet
from the cartridge. fired a revolver at
himself the other day. He might have
made his suicidal attempt by jumping
into the water somewhere II it hadn't
been SO cold.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

The Moorish pretender has been Of
fered for sale by his followers. He
wouldn't bring much Of a price in
6outh America, where every man may
be a pretender for the price Of a cou.
pie Of pounds Of powder and tir
sword.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

And If ever there should be occasion
for Uncle Sam to use his 100000
fighting men there will be enough old
men and boys left to raise the neces-
sary supplies for the commissary de
partment
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

A New York musician has deserted
his wife for his piano because he feels
that he was created for better
things Probably his wife protested
against his practicing eight hours out
Of every twenty-four.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Hitherto Tyndall's theory that the
azure tint Of the sky is due to minute
corpuscles in the air has been accept
ed. Prof. Springer Of Liege has
proved that the blue Of the sky iL
purely electrical in origin, and ar
essential quality Of the air.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

SoUTH BARroNvnLE, Ill, Feb g.
1908 81 received the trial package Of
Doan's Kidneys Pills and have bought
several boxes Of my druggist. They have
done me much good ! was hardly able
10 do any work until began taking them;
now can work all day and my back does
not get the least bit tired BIRD GRAY
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Mr.. Carnegie says that neither he
nor his wife cares for money, except
to do good to others with it. And
there are quite a lot Of people who
are willing to Lave the good done to
them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

The act OF the Sultan Of Morocco In
rearresting his brother. Mulai-Moham-
med, is sufficient evidence that from
his point Of view It is all right for
him to be his brothers keeper.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Dropsy treated free by DR.. H. H.
Green's Sons, Of Atlanta, Ga The
greatest dropsy specialists in the world
Read their advertisement in another
column of this paper.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

The proposition Of the Queen Dow
ager OF China to seize the telegraph
system and recompense the sharehold.
ers by granting them decorations and
orders is new wrinkle in high
finance. James the First OF England
created the title Of baronet in order
to raise money. but the distinction was
sold for cash TO willing buyers, which
= an important difference.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

The Gar Of all the Russias has un-
limited power In many respects, but
ae can't follow the example of King
Oscar and turn over his job as ruler
10 his son.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

An ambitious Boston society
woman has been obliged to pay SIS
to a servant who sued her. That is
a small price for about $500 worth
Of advertising.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

The Salvation Army proposes to
start movement for the purpose Of
saving rich men. Can it be possible
that the army thinks it has finished
with the poor?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

A Vienna oculist claims to have
found a way to illuminate the inner
eye. What a great thing this would
be for cur senators and congressman.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

One French statesman has scratched
another's face, but neither tried to
pull the others hair. It has long been
common, however, for French states
men to wear corsets.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Almost every family has in it the
tradition that some ancestor has been
iefrauded Of his inheritance, and that
this money viii some day be available
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

When guests look long time at the
bin Of fare, il is not in an endeavor tt
make ont the French words, but &c
make the bill figure within a certain
limit
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

AS Mr.. Jeffries insists that his talk
with Mr., corbett shall be to finish
there Is some prospect OF an eventual
rest for a tired public.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Senator-elect Ankeny Of Washing
ton ewes his election. II is said, 70
his wife's able management Of his
campaign. But Mr. Ankeny he paid
the freight
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Il is claimed that Boston makes tn,
anest quality Of Egyptian cigarettes
produces the choicest Italian nacaron
and has altogether the best brand o
the Irishnan IN politics.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

The supreme court Of Minnesota has
decided that advertisers must tell the
truth. Truly, this is putting a curb
on fancy in one field Of literary en-
ieavors
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

When a woman rebinds her skirt, il
makes her mad 20 think that the bottom
Of a mans pants may be rebound with
few stitches
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Here is the truth about the slig ling;
It is an inexcusable extravance when in
a mans coat, and a necessity when in
woman's dress skirt.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

1t is said that Armour made over
half a million dollars in his recent
wheat deal OF course nobody lost
The money was just in the deal, to b,
picked UP.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Perhaps the Missouri clergyman
who married eight wives was infu-
enced solely by desire TO make sure
of a congregation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

A war is on between the Turks and
Bulgarians, This is a scrap In which
even The Hague tribunal will be urged
70 keep hands or
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

A Swiss clockmaker has devised
photographic alarm clock that tells
man why he should get up. It must
be a cuckoo.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

A trust is being formed to control
the growth and sale Of parrots. Later
on it will probably be merged with the
cracker trust.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Until the newa Of his death came,
comparatively few people knew that
there was a Congressman Tongue Of
oroEOn. He yas not a great talksE
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Most of the men who own flying ma
chimes are holding them for a raise
Baltimore Amirican.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Why is it easier to stand up In a
chilly barroom than to sit on cush-
ion in a warm church?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

ALL UP-To-DATE HousEKEEPERs
Use Red Cross BAH Blue u makes clothes
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Those who are receiving the wages
Of sin never strike for shorter hours
and more pay.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Plso's Cure cannot be 100 highly spoken Of as
scough curc.--J. W. oBHEN 222 Third Ava,
n. Minnespoh-. Mlnn-, Jan. 6, i9oo
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

The idea of leaving Arizona out in
he cold" win strike those familiar
With its climate as deliciousIy funny.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

An exchange says Cremation il
making strides" We have always
supposed ashes we're its specially.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

II lodge resolutions really help some,
every deceased member will surely
get to heaven.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Col Watterson declares that happi.
aess does not depend upon the stom-
lch. Right down in MintjulepYille,
Ool
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

It Is about time for Mr.. Gates to
win or lose a few more fortunes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

II you are smart enough to let her
think she is having her own way, you
may succeed in having yours.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

No muss or failures made with
PUTNAM FADELEsS DYES.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Some people might be cured Of sea
sickness by looking into a mirror-but
there are others
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

It is a great thing for royalty that
would-be assassins as a rule are not
good shots.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

The employees OF the u S. steel cor
poration are obviously taking stock
IN it.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

To Cure q Cold IN One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quirine Tablets Al
druggists refund money II itfails to cure. 25c
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Candidates who itoh for ofice shoulc
be scratched hy the votors -ChicagI
News
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05
PROVE DOAN'S FREE HELP.

Kidney Remedies them
of Doan Kidney Pills. The wondous results stamp Doan merit
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Does DR.. Parkhurst imagine his
deal newspaper will fill a real want?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
or children teethlng, Hoftens the gums reduces n.
lammaton, aiays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05
RUNNING FOR COVER.
". n. U.-OGtAHONA CIIT-HO. 9. 1908

AGENTS Be; Sss 9 &. ? Gsssss: .islss sii 8 T. -''''''
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-05

increases Power Of Microscopes.
Microscopes which ordinarily mag
nlfS IL 900 times have their power In
creased 70 1900 diameters BY i'm
morsing the lens IN vaselina al.
New-York tribune., 1903-03-30

Gated; but when they subjected to repeated
slight injuries, such may result from intermit-
tent friction. with pressure the fuid Increases In
amount the design of nature being to make a
thicker pad in order protect the part from the
results Of the harder usage which it Is subjected
But nature Is little stupid at times, and does not
always know when she has dcne enough so she
keeps on adding more fluid until the bursa sUells
out into real tumor.
This Is what makes housemsids knee. The bursa
over the kneecap is rrtated by the constant kneel
ing necessary in wip!ng up the floor scrubbing
and in time rounded elastic tumor is formed
This Is usually particularly painful. but may be
sore and tender on pressure. and causes great an
noya1ce by Its interference with the sufferers oc-
cupaton.
similar condition is sometimes seen at the tip
OF the elbow in miner who has to work In low
tunnel like excavations, supporting himself on one
elbow. This Is called miners elbow.
Housemaids knee may sometimes be cured by
applying firm bandage elastic stocking over the
swelling, and keeping OF the knees. Usually: how
ever, the fluid has to be drawn OF through hollow
needle-aH operation which may be dangerous II
not properly performed and one. therefore. to be
done only by a physician In obstinate cases II
may even be necessary to cut into the dstended
sac in order to get rid of the duid-tYouth's Com
pAnton
New-York tribune., 1903-03-30
HousEMAIp's KNEE.

In order TO understand just what is house.
anatomy.
Nature is a good mechanic. She had discovered
the necessity of avoiding friction whenever two
sliding surfaces come together long before man
knew enough TO construct the simplest machine.
This sired object is secured IN the human body
that most beautifully and wonderfully constructed
of all machiues-ey means of what are called
bursse the Latin wcr6 meaning purses. These
bursa are little water bags lined with a very
smooth gIistening membrane, fabricated with Wis
cous fluid resembling the white of egg. These
little bags are found. among other places, over the
Oh: g surface Of rhe joints. that the skin can
glide easily and without friction over the bone
when the Iinnu is moved
Ordinarily these sacs contain only just enough
dusd to aer the tnnAr gliding surfaces well lubEt-
New-York tribune., 1903-03-30
A NEW BRANCH.

An interesting meeting held in All Angels
vestry. In West EIghty-irst-st-. last Wednesday.
under the direction Of Mrs. r T Adams, to or
ganize some of thS young girls Of the church for
active good cheer work The idea Of sunshine
appealed to them. and they resolved to begin at
once as a Tribune Sunshine branch and help to
make the world brighter and happier for some
whose lives are less ''sunshiny than their own
Two Of the girls offered to read TO the blind at the
Old Ladies' Home. In One-hundred- -and-fourth-st;
two volunteered carry cheer to crippled children.
others chose to write letters to isolated mem
bers Next Wednesday they will pack box for the
Indian girls at Rosebud S. D.. and more addresses
will be furnished to these earnest workers that SUI
shine may be spread abundantly
New-York tribune., 1903-03-30
roo SUCCESSFUL REsUscITATIoN

There are still undeveIoped possibilities In slec-
tricitv : man III an apparently rncrihund condi-
.,nr v-ss recently taken juro the Melbourne Hos
piraI and in or,Ter 20 r"viv him an electric shocS
Was administered
The results were startling and unexpected A de-
rnoniac energy was fnstantaneouslv infused H
sert the doctor sprawJIug on the floor. and dung
couple Of assistants Out ~ the window Ihen ~
r-oca.deo 70 wreck The ward. while nurses ran
,vrav shr-kfr. AMI barrtceded themselves He had
dom. , hundred mounds worth "f 'l1naS. h.--0rN
.e npIir,. who JPl'phnned for arrived t.er
tr7,ffr az A medical a., Mt. I ua a. ~ IN
oarfaStIv undrrsr0od.-t London hr"ni"ls-
New-York tribune., 1903-03-30
SPARE MOMENTS FOR SUNSHINE.

Miss F Niles has caught the true sunshine spirit,
and kindly offers to utilize spare minutes in
doing something helpful for others, and that Is all
that is meant by sunshine" She writes: Il often
have spare time On my hands which I would be
glad to devote to the T. 8 g. in doing plain sew
ing If you will kindly advise what kind Of work
would be most acceptable have little money to
use, but could make children's wrappers or other
garments II you suggest sizes and material. II s
astonishing how much be accomplished IN a
year by devoting few minutes each day 10 a Spe-
cial thing"
Miss Niles will be asked make outing flannel,
calico or gfngham wrappers and shirts for small
children who go the T S, S. Settlement houses.
and bfbs or aprons for day nursery children.
New-York tribune., 1903-03-30
GLIMPSES.

Some hearts there which know not full fruition
OF any hope; but oftentimes along
The dark there falls a beam, on loving mission;
Across the silence breaks bar Of song!
A golden day, perhaps. with one whose coming
To spend ali days would swiftly dry all tears.
A silver night, when earth's discordant STUNNING
Is lost in music heard Of spirit ears!
Observation-Disclosures sureties OF brightness
To follow fast this life Of transient breath;
Some natures could not bear all sweet and light
BESSIE BARNET TOLDRIDGE.
p
New-York tribune., 1903-03-30
srRENUosITY GAMES,

Miss Lucille Hill director Of physical training at
Wellesley College thinks that the basketball fad is
being carried excess and that perna nent injury
often results from this injudtcious exercise. The
difficulty she says is in the modern spirit of COM
petition. which takes possession of the girls and
leads to overeXerrion in the effort win points.
Boys TOO. suffer from the abuse of athletics in
Miss Hills opinion, and it would be greatly to the
advantage of the rising generation IL Etranuosity
could De kept of school games
New-York tribune., 1903-03-30
C--A-hY PAYS.

Miss L. E. Young. Of Manhattan, has contributed
81, to be applied to the necdest one known to the
T g. g. Miss Ella NJ. Harrison. Of Mount Vernon,
has given 10 cents initiation fee for Mrs.
Matte AlEer OF Oregon, and her requests for this
lonely woman have already been supplied The
offer Of C. Austin Needham Of Manhattan, to pass
supply one request and the silk and velvet pieces
also asked for at the office. and a package
was made ready at once it's long West
ern journey. Mrs. Z. c. Phillips has furnished
New-York tribune., 1903-03-30

smart This desira
bile model combines
plain nuns cloth, in
myrtle green. with
plaid silk showing
Sha des Of green
with lines Of deep
T ! = h re d. and Is
closed by means Of
large dull gilt but
tons. but both ma
terials can be wool
or both silk: plain
silk can be COM
bined with plain
wool: velvet can he
substituted for the
silk or pl a / II and
pIa'd cotton or linen
fabrics can be COM
bined. The quanti-
ty Of material re-
suired for the me-
dunn size Is four
and one-half yards
81 inches wide, three
and three-Quarters
yards q inches wide
New-York tribune., 1903-03-30
NOTICE

All letters and packages intended for the
r. 9. g. should be addressed to The Tribune
Sunshine society, Tribune Building, New
York City. II the above address IL carefully
observed comm IcatiOns intended for the
T.. g. 8. will e likely Ro aStray. The
Tribune Sunshine Society has connection
with any other ORGANIZATION OF publication
using the word "Sunshine.'"