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The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26
THE MEN AND WOMEN
Who Enjoy the Choicest Products
Of the Worlds Commerce.
Knowledge of What Is Best More Inn
pOrtAnt Than Wealth With
out 1t.

It must be apparent to every one that
qualities of the highest order are neces-
sary to enable the best Of the products of
modern commerce to attain permanently
to universal acceptance. However loudly
heralded. they may not hope for worldwide
prominence unless they meet with the
general approval not of individuals only,
but of the many who have the happy
faculty of selecting, enjoying and learn
ing the real worth of the choicest prod
ucts. Their commentator, consequently,
becomes important to others, since to
meet the requirements Of the we'll in
formed Of all countries the method Of
manufacture must be of the most per-
feet order and the combination the most
excellent Of its kind. The above is true
not Of food products only, but is espe-
cially applicable to medicinal agents and
after nearly a quarter of a century of
growth and general use the excellent
remedy. Syrup Of Figs, is everywhere
accepted, throughout the world, as the
best Of family laxatives It's quality is
due not only to the excellence of the
combination CT the laxative and carmin-
alive principles of plants known to act
most benefcially on the, system and pre-
sented in the form of a pleasant and re-
freshing liquid, but also toN the method
OF manufacture or the California Fig
Syrup Co., which ensures that uniformi-
ty and purity essential in remedy In
tended for family use. Ask any physi-
clan who is well informed and he will
answer at once that 1t is an excellent
laxative. IT at ali eminent in his pro-
fession and has made special study Of
laxatives and their effects upon the sys-
tenn he will tell you that it is the best
of family laxatives. because it is SIM
pie and wholesome and cleanses and
sweetens the system effectually, when
laxative is needed, without any un-
pleasant after-effccts. Every well-in-
formed druggist of reputable standing
knows that Syrup of Figs is an excel
lent laxative and is glad to sell it, at
the regular price of fifty cents per bot
tie, because It gives general satisfac-
ton, but one should remember that in
order to get the beneficial effects of
Syrup OF Figs 1t Is necessary to buy the
genuine, which is sold in original pack
ages only; the name Of the remedy
Syrup Of Figs and also the full name Of
the Company-C California Fig Syrup CO.
printed on the front Of every package.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26
Character Building.

Character is the word of honor from
which coat of mail can be woven that the
swlftest arrow of shame or the keenest
knife of disrepute cannot pierce. Every
thought that enters our mind, every act
we do, and every word we utter, adds a
link to the golden chain of character. The
strength of steam engine can be esti-
mated to within an ounce of its limit, but
1t is Impossible to estimate the force or a
noble character. The hardest hearts are
softened and the most repulsive DISPOSE
lions become fascinating Our failures and
our successes help to form reputation that
but the destruction Of a character can only
be effected by some internal force. Our
Bows Magazine
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26
Unfamiliar with Glass.

White lines are painted across all
windows in third-class cars in Japan
as check upon the impulse of occu-
pants to thrust their heads through
them. Window glass is an article with
which the people are not familiar in
daily life, and since passengers COM
monty supposed arc sashes to be mere
~ spaces for air, the bill for the glaz-
ing was one Of the largest petty items
in the monthly accounts for all the
companies until the white line was in
vented.-Hong Kong Press.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26
Reeds Smart Office Boy.

The late Thomas Bracket Reed was
fond Of telling the following story
regarding the bright little Office boy
whom he kept in his employ in Wash
ington, and for whom he prophesied a
brilliant financial career:
A gentleman calling on Mr.. Reed one
day, while waiting in the reception
room, was attracted by the manner
Of the small attendant and started a
random conversation.
"And how much do you earn a week,
my boy?" he inquired.
Fifty dollars" said the youngster,
with avid:ty.
Being shown into the Senator's pri-
waite office just then the visitors sur
prise found vent in words.
Mighty bright boy you have there,
Mr.. Reed, to be getting $50 a week. -
be remarked
Fifty nothing said Mr.. Reed; she
gets $780,
"But he told me just now you were
giving him $50 a week. persisted the
gentleman
Nonsense" said Mr.. Reed. and
touched the bell Billy" he said
"did you tell this gentleman I was
paying you $50 a week?r
mo, sir"
"You didn't? Well, wat did you
say?''
II said I earned it," was the
prompt and stout rejoinder.-New York
Mail and Express.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26
Treasures of the Sea.

The sea around the shores Of Greece
is full of treasures. A little time ago
the divers were bringing up the statues
lost when the ship which was taking
them to Rome was wrecked over 1000
years ago. Now the relics of the battle
OF Navarino, which was fought in 1927.
are being fished up, and a number OF
old bronze cannon, swords, guns and
pistols have been recovered from the
Turkish and Egyptian ships. Tit Bits.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26
A Tender Conscience.

A tender conscience is a precious gift
from God. We do not mean a scrupulous
conscience governed by crochets, or NOR
bid conscience. governed by fear Of its own
creation. Both of these are most trouble
some guests to entertain. But we mean a
tender conscience which is governed in all
things by the word Of God.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

They had looked soulfully into each
others eyes for some time, but some
how he didn't seem to come to the
point. Then suddenly he made a dis
covery. You have your mothers
beautiful eyes, dear" he said She
felt that the time had come to play her
trump card. 81 have Also" she said,
my fathers lovely check-book." With
in 80 minutes the engagement was an
nOunced.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of
as cough cure.-J. w. O'BRIEN, 322 Third
Avenue, N, Minneapolis, MINI, Jan. 6, 1900
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use Of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer. $2trial bottleand treatise free
DR.. BIB. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

Mrs. Winslow's SoothingSyrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces infamma
ton ,allayspain, cures wind collie. 25c abottle
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

Money sometimes goes farthest when 70
is invested in postage stamps.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES color SILK.
Wool and Cotton at one boiling.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

Even diamonds made Of paste will cause
woman to be stuck up.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

There are only four letters in love, and
many a man wishes they had been burned.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

Miss Louise Mahon, 3 Glen Baille street,
Toronto, Ont. Can, Secretary OF the Kings
Daughters, and Secretary of Lady Macca-
bees, writea:-" II a J women knew OF the
benefits to be derived from TAX ng Peruna we
would have many happier and more health
tul women. My hea tn has never been 100
robust, and am easily fatigued and can not
stand much. About year ago l was run
down that had to take to my bed, and be-
came weaker and weaker. A friend advised
me to try Peruna, and have great reason to
be grateful, for in two weeks / was out OF bed
and In month was perfectly well, and /
now find that my health is much more robust
than formerly SO that take Peruna once or
twice month and keep well. "-LOuise Mahon.
Peruna is such perfect specific for each
case that when patients have once used it
they can never be induced to quit it until
they are permanently cured. 1t begins to
relieve the disagreeabe symptoms at once.
The backache ceases, the trembling knees
are strengthened, the appetite restored,
the digestion made perfect, the dull head
ache is stopped and the weakening drains
are gradually cured. These results certain
ly follow course of treatment with Pc
runa.
Barbara Alberty, corner Seventh and
Walnut streets, Appleton, Wis, writes as
follows in regard to Peruna:
For years | have suffered with back
tored SO much that [ became discouraged
Peruna had benefited her and I sent out
for bottle, which did more to relieve me
than all the. other medicine | have ever
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

The fellow who is too fresh is liable to
assault
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26
Mrs VIM. Hetrick, Kennard, Washing

Mrs. VIM. Hetrick, Kennard, Washing.
ton County, Neb., writes:
II am ffty-six years old and have not
felt well since the Change of Life began
ten years ago. was in misery somewhere
most of the time. My back was very weak
and my flesh SO tender it hurt me to lean
against the back of a chair. | had pain
under my shoulder blades, in the small o{
my back and hips. I sometimes wished
myself out of this world. Had hot and
cold spells. dizziness and trembling of the
limbs, and was losing flesh all the time.
After following your directions and taking
Peruna | now feel like different person."
Mrs VIM. Hetrick.
If you do not derive prompt and satis.
factory results from the use of Peruna write
at once to DR.. Hartman, giving full state.
meat of your case, and he will be pleased
to give you his valuable advice gratis.
Peruna can be purchased for 81 per bottle
at all frst-class drug stores.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-26

Mrs. Anna Martin. Al Hoyt St., Brook
lyn, N. ", writes:-" Peruna did SO much
for me that feel it my duty to recommenA
it to others who may be similarly afflicted.
About year ago my health was completely
broke down, had backache, dizziness and IL
Irregularities, and life seemed dark indeed,
We had used Peruna in our home as tonic,
and for colds and catarrh. and 1 decided to
try it for my trouble In less than three
months bAsame regular, my pains had ZEN.
tirely dis i2eared, and l am now perfectly
well. Mrs Anna Martin.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
ARMY BAND MASCOT.
An Amusing Incident of the Civil
 War at Chattanooga.
1n Which the Musicians of the Eff teenth Infantry and Scotch Terrier Dog Played the
 Leading Parts.

On the evening of the second day of the battle of Stone River-January l, 1863,-the wagon transportation of the regular brigade of the army of the Gum berland. was directed to proceed to Nashville. It got away early on the fol- lowing morning under charge of Lieut. Bailey, of the Sixth infantry, now colonel on the retired list of the army.
 The band of the Fifteenth infantry, among other noncombatant organiza- tions of the brigade, reported to Lieut.. Bailey under orders to accompany the transportation. -s# The road proved to be very rough, and the jolting of the wagons often made riding in them less desirable than walk ing. A number of the men therefore al- ternated in walking and riding, and the wagons that had been 'assigre,d for their use were in consequence often delayed, waiting for those who had fallen behind to come up. As a result, the band wagons soon lost their places in the main col- umn and eventually fell so<ne distance to the rear Finally when the band with its belated transportation reached La Vergne, a little hamlet some 16 miles from Nashville, it: was suddenly cut off by a detachment of Wheeler's cavalry, coming in by cross road, and the whole concern, from trombone to piccolo, cap tured bodily.
 When the officer in command of the confederate troops became aware of the character of his capture, he at once set the men at liberty after exacting the usual parole.
 Sometime after the band arrived at Nashville it acquired a stump-t tailed, Scotch tetrior dog. The animal was an unusuallyfntelligent creature and speed fly became great favorite among the men. It soon fell into the habit of ac- companying the band when it turned out for marching dri1l,'' and eventually took its place few feet in front of the drum major, where 1t marched along confidently, with head and stump-tail
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
rhe Anatomx of a Lounge.

The modern interest, in science through observation" has become more or less of mania. Even the chil- dren are bitten by it. The Little Chron- icle says that Georgie, aged five, takes a great interest in physiology and anat- omy.
 One day some members of the family had been studying a dissected porcu- pine and making drawings of the bones.
 Not long after his sisters took an old lounge apart, and Georgie watched them. Presently he came running to another member of the family, his eyes on fire, his cheeks flushed and his locks flying behind him.
 Come, asmer' he cried "If you want to study physerology now's your chance. The girls have got the lounge all to piecesr Brooklyn Eagles
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
VERY REMARKABLE CURE OF
 DIARRHOBA.

s.About six years ago for the first time in my life had a sudden and se- were attack of diarrhoea," says Mrs Alice Miller of Morgan, Texas. T got temporary relief, but it came back again and again, and for six long years I have suffered more misery and ag- ony than I can tell. It was worse than death. My husband spent hundreds of dollars for physicians prescriptions and treatment without avail. Finally we moved to Bosque county, our pres ent home, and one day I happened to see an advertisement of Chamberlain Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy with a testimonial of man who had been cured by it. The case was so similar to my own that I concluded to try the remedy The result was won derful. I could hardly realize that was well again, or believe it could be so after having suffered so long, but that one bottle of medicine, costing but a few cents, cured me. For sale by all druggists
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
NOfe Explanation l!

Our store in our present location is getting altered, and to enable Us to maintain our reputation for good goods and small profits we are compelled to enlarge our space. It will pay you to go a little out of your way to reach our Bargain Millinery You will find it no trouble to save money here.
 All our trimmed and untrimmed Hats and Millinery Goods you can get at your own price, as we must have room for our fall stock. Make no mistake. look for
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
oRIeve, BIssET x HOLLAND.
novv to .Prevent Hanena11s.


 Always keep a lemon on your wash ing stand, and after thoroughly wash Ing and drying your hands dig the tips of the fingers into the lemon till the nails are quite covered, says the New York News. Lemon juice is invaluable for the nails, removing stains and keep Ing them altogether in good condition. Always after washing your hands push the skin around the base of the nails gently back, using the towel for this purpose. You will be surprised to see how this improves them. Rub. lemon juice over your hands too. Then dry and rub each nail with a tiny pad smoistened, with almond or olive oil Wipe of every suspicion of oil. dust with oatmeal and then rub hands and nails with a chamois leather, giving the nails special attention.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
AT THE FRONT OF THE BAND.

rigidly erect. It ventured next to ac- company the band at parades and re- views, and thereafter invariably ap- peared at the head of the organization on all formal occasions in which the band participated, unless previously con- fined in the camp.
 Sometime after the regiment reached Chattanooga, in 1863, the news of a nota- ble victory of the federal arms some where, reached the regimental camp, followed almost immediately thereafter by an order from some superior source, directing that the troops should be
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
How to Use Lemons to Advantage

How to Use Lemons to Advantage.
 Few things are more disconcerting to the thrifty housekeeper than spill of ink on her snowy napery. If a fresh lemon is always kept in the house the ugly black stain can be entirely re- moved by cutting a quarter of lemon and squeezing the juice on the ink spot, which should then be rubbed over with yellow soap and rinsed in cold water. The properties of the lemon are so numerous that, like a bottle of sweet oil, no housekeeper should ever be without both these x commodities. Apart from culinary uses, if child wakes up with tight little cough the juice of a lemon, mixed with honey and given in small quantities, is most soothing.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28

paraded and congratulatory address published in honor of the event. The formation of the regiment for this adjutant gave the customary command to sound off" The band at once began to play and moving a short distance to the front wheeled to the 1eft.and began to march down along the line. It had scarcely begun the march when the cadence of the step became unsteady. The drum major in front leading the way, seemed more intent at the moment In looking about him, than in fourishing his baton and exercising command. Sev- eral members of the band directly be- hind him, apparently influenced by his example, twisted their heads vigorously about as they fingered their fnstru- ments. The uneasiness spread until 1t involved considerable part of the band, and for a moment threatened seri- ous discord. Fortunately at the in- stant when the. uneasiness had reached the point of danger, the cause of the dis order was removed by the sudden ap- pearance of the dog. whose absence from his accustomed place had well-night up- set the march Coming with all possi- ble speed, the creature hastened to place himself in front of the band, and order was at once restored.
 The part the dog was to play in the ceremony became apparent as he passed down the line and came successively into view of the men. of the several com panies, as they stood rigid1y erect in their, places A little stick, as large as lead pencil, and some ten or 12 inches in length, surmounted by diminutive national flag, had been 1ashed to the creatures stiff, stubby, upright caudal appendage.
 The effect was inexpressibly ludfcrous. A broad grin spread down the line as the dog came successive1y within the field of vision of the men, whose faces were turned the meanwhile fxedly to the front.
 R. H BRINKERHoFF,
 It. Col. U. s. A, Retired. [
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
HOW TO MAKE CAKE.
Some Valuable Suggestions For the
 Practical HOuseyv1fe.A fl1

Some Valuable SuggesffOns For the
 Practical Housevy1fe.z
 Miss Lily Haxworth, who is said to be the only lecturer on cooking to re- ceive gold medal for her work in this line, gave a practical, helpful talk on cakes and frosting at a pure food show recently. Miss Haxworth is graduate of the National Training School of Cookery, London, England. These are few of her suggestions on cake mak- ing: Iavss t&14
 The smaller the cake the hotter should be the oven. Large rich cakes require very slow baking.
 Grease cake pans with lard or drip pings, as butter will be likely to make the cake stick owing to the salt In It.
 In making fruit cakes add the fruit before putting in the four, as this will prevent 1t falling to the bottom of the cake. Flouring the fruit is unneces- sary unless the fruit is :damp.sss.@ $;&9 @ If a cake cracks open while baking the recipe contains too much four.
 In creaming butter and sugar, when the butter is too hard to blend easily warm the bowl and, if necessary, warm the sugar, but never warm the butter, as this will change both texture and flavor of the cake.
 To get a fine grained cake beat thor >oughly after the flour Is added.
 Sweet milk makes cake that cuts like pound cake; sour milk makes spongy, light cake. Always sift -four before measuring; i then it may be sifted again with the baking powder to insure their being thoroughly blended. + 5...
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
How to strafehten the Shoulders

How to strafghten the Shoulders.
 The following is an excellent exercise for strengthening the shoulders: Stand quite upright and raise your arms till they are in a straight line with your shoulders. Still keeping your elbows in the same position, touch your shoul- ders with the finger tips. Lower the arms to the sides. Repeat, but don't go on long after the muscles begin to get tired. Sake rest and try again later.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28

How to Make Raspberry Vinegar.
 For raspberry vinegar pour quart of good cider vinegar oyer two quarts of red raspberries and set aside for two days. Drain off the liquid and pour 1t over a second two quarts of raspberries. Repeat this process once more, strain carefully and add pound of sugar to each pint of juice. Boil five minutes and bottle. In serving allow two-thirds of water and a generous DOT ton of shaved ice to two-thirds of the vinegar
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
How to Make a Traveling Gas,

How to Make a Travelling Case.
 If something less expensive than a dress suit case, but equally capacious, is required, make a linen or denim cover for one of the oblong pasteboard boxes so much used in delivering goods. Tan coIored linen, dark red denim, brown hollands = any one of these makes a stout, serviceable cover. Stiff en two straps with an interlining of canvas, stitch many rows on these to make them strong and fasten with small metal buckles. This travelling case will cost so little that you can af- ford the working of your initials on one of the sides.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
How to Make Chocolate For In-
 ymHda

How to Make Chocolate For In-
 va1ids. s
 Frothed chocolate is beverage much appreciated by inva1ids. The following recipe is very excellent one: Cook in clean granite basin until smooth and shiny two squares of choc- olate, two tablespoonfuls of sugar, one level tablespoonful of salt and two table spoonfuls of hot water or milk. Then add gradually, stirring all the time, a scant quart and half of warmed milk. When smooth and bubbly whip lightly with an egg beater. Flavor with a half teaspoonful of vanilla. Have ready 9 half pint of cream whipped to froth, put tablespoonful in each cup and pour the hot chocolate over it.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28

How to Pack Lilies of the Valley.
 An excellent way to insure the good condition of valley lilies when they are to be sent through the mail is to ar range them in small punches with damp cotton wound around the stems and cover the clusters with green leaves. The box in which the flowers are packed should be lined with paraf. fin paper.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28

How to Fry Soft shelIed Crabs.
 Lift the side points of the crabs and remove the fringe under them, cut off &he eyes and pull of the sand bags un- der the stomach. Wash the crabs, roll in salted four and fry in missing butter, turning them frequently.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28
More Room for Talk.

"But, papa" repines the beauteous daughter of the fnancier, "if Isdo not go to Europe this summer 1t will break my heart"
 'sThe condition of your heart, my child" answered the tender father, lis an object of solicitude to me: but the condition of my purse is also impor- tant. simply cannot afford to send you abroad again"
 Then what will have to talk about this fall? I can't tell all my friends about the Alps and things"
 Don't let that worry you. You will find that there is vastly more room for imaginative conversational work in giv- ing them your reasons for staying at home all summer. Judge.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-07-28

TO Put Out a Blazing Chimney.
 To exhnguish a chimney on fire take large handful of sulphur and throw it into the fire When the sulphurous fumes ascend they will at once put out the fire