Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1903-12-19
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pay their respects TO his remains.
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The Womnn's Home Companion for
December contains some remarkable
pictures of Christmas celebrations at
Bethlehem. the town of Christ's ma
tivity. II is an unusually interesting
feature.
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Our old friend Hobson asks the
tritlng sum Of S2.I5O.OOO.OOO for the
navy. lie might us well have added Il
few more ciphcrs while he was at 1t.
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With Carrie Nation us an actress IN
"Ten Nights In u BarrOom." the bar.
room is likely to suffer from nervous
breakdown.
Manifest Destiny may have freed
Panama. but the American residents
of the isthmus are sure to be accused
Of having put her up to It.
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Shoddy goods must hereafter be
marked as such. What u pity the
same rule could not be made as to
regulations.
Nnsology, the science Of noses. II
said to be the coming popular study.
At any rate, Its conclusions can hard.
~ DC sneczcd at.
Love Is defined ny some. disappoint-
ed genius as the anxiety Oh the part
of an otherwise sensible man to act
rs doormat to flirt."
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"'rhcrc is plenty of money In the
market" Yes, of course. but It Is
harder TO find than an active baby
flea on trick dog turning somersauits.
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The Vandcrbilts and u few western
families are forming II new smart set
In New York. Western families who
wish to get In will have to apply early,
though.
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Ecuador wants 10 sell us the Gala.
pagos islands. We don't know just
where they IRE but they might come
handy some day when we annex the
equator.
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While she does not shy 80 In that
many words, Miss Ida Tnrbcll prnc.
tically admits that she does not cX-
pect to be remembered In Mr.. Rookie.
fellcr's will.
An aerOnaut promises to take a
party to the st. Louis Fair ut speed
Of $50 miles IN hour. Applicants for
seats are advised to come early and
avoid the rush.
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The Duke of kOXburghe says he
will never come to America again. He
must expect the wad the duchess IL
taking over with her to be all they
are ever going to need.
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The football record for the year
fOots up seventeen killed and several
score more or less seriously injured
which Is evidence that football il not
quite so dangerous as the toy pistol.
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Sunday proposals are Illegal, and
kisses have been reduced In value from
$500 to S1.40. Thus does loves young
dream fade away before the stern and
unrelenting alarm clock known as the
law.
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The servant girl who committed sui
eide because she was n few minutes
late In securing n position must have
the days for mistresses to commit sui
eide, not servant girls.
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1t Is reported that the people of Eng
land now regard j. Plerpont Morgan
as an ordinary mortal, in spite of the
fact that he has eaten in the presence
of King Edward. Such are the sOr-
rows of adversely.
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Paralysis OF the throat and tongue
Is the latest phase of clgarette-smOk-
ing carried to excess. Death ensues
when the paralyzed tissue begins to
mOrtfy. The trouble with the cigar
cite is that few are able to resist its
tendency to excess.
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Never to do anything out of revenge
was one of the rules of life which jon
athan Edwards formulated for himself
when he was planning to make the
most Of his time. If ever effort Is
wasted, 1t Is when man tries to get
even"
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\ new disease mas been coined In
England called brain flag" The re-
clpe for getting 1t Is this: Worry
little, hurry little, get irritated easily
and often, think all the time about