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The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-07-30
WIT AND WISDOM.

Look at picture in the best possi-
BILE light, and be as courteous to your
fellow man as you are to picture
Chicago Daily News.
The Limit. -Palette-"DeAuber is
the most egotistical chap ever met"
Brusher-"How's that?" Palette.
why, every time he paints landscape
he imagines he fatters nature. ."-tshi-
cago Daily News.
Ruled Out of Literature.-"Yo ou say
he thinks his poems very fine?" said
the man with the cold, steely eye. He
considers them unsurpassed" 'Then
there is no chance for him. He hasn't
even judgment enough to be critic"
Washington Star.
+ "You seem to forget" said the plod-
der, "that all men are born equal
"Not at ALL" replied the conceited
parvenue, sits because I've beaten the
men that had the same start as me
that I'm stuck on myself."-Philadel-
phia Press.
Seedsman-"You know, ma am, you
don't have to plant your potatoes
whole; you can cut them up in small
pieces" Mrs. Newmarket-"Yes,
know; that might do very well if we l.
ways wanted to raise potatoes for
Lyonnaise or for mashing; but we
should probably desire to have pota
toes served whole, now and then."-
Boston Transcript.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-07-30
HOME OF THE SILVER DOLLAR.
Paper Currency II Regarded with
Curiosity In the Wheat COun-
try of the West.

The home of the silver dollar is the
west. An eastern tenderfoot can al
ways be picked out in western town
by his look of surprise or annoyance
on taking a handful of silver dollars
in change. Out in the wheat section
a country merchant carefully scruti-
nizes a silver certificate to see if it is
real money, writes Frank Fayant, in
Success. AS matter of curiosity l
once searched an Oklahoma town for
a two-dollar silver certificate. l dis
covered one, finally, in drug shop. 1t
was a very dirty piece of money and the
shop keeper was glad to get rid of it
in exchange for two silver dollars.
All the way from Chicago westward
to the coast the silver dollar is the
everyday coin of the people. No one
can blame westerner for preferring
bright silver dollars to the torn, dirty
paper money that circulates beyond
the Mississippi. But, as the west comes
in touch with the east, silver dollars
are bound to disappear gradually from
circulation.
When it is considered how common is
the use Of silver dollars in the west, thu
small quantity of silver in circulation
is amazing. Although there are $50,
000, 900 outstanding, and the mints ar.
sending out 10000 month, there ar
only about Is, ,o0O,o outside the treas
ury. The treasury vaults are glutte,
with them. The space these unuse,
silver dollars occupy equals a tunne
seven feet in diameter and mile Ions
Z OF this great mass of silver, $47o,0
600 are held in trust against silver eel
} tificates, practically all of which Al
| in circulation.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-07-30

political economy attend public meetings, could retain her self
of modern times with step she takes IN
the higher finds harder retain that selrespec while she
republican government and yet not member OF It, She can
books collected the political economy acove OF the
Bryn Maw college, them ALL she know about
perhaps of her acquaintance and yet to put one
thing there practice by the simple dropping
paper ballot boxhe do that than she
put finger and stop the planet in its That
womans needing the suffrage for selfespect
Then protection We know there have been great I'M
proveents regard What brought about those
The steady labor of going before legislatures
year asking for something they not willing to g1ve
result keep the creatures quiet some
law was passed removing restriction The old English writer Pepy
according his diary after spending good deal OF money tor h
SELF and buys his wife because he says
"I wretch should have something to content her.
many passed for the advantage of and they
generally passed on that principle
with bleeding feet with exhausted voices women
with wornout lives avhed their strength to ordinary
Justice form of laws which single inside the state
house. armed position of member of the legislature and
rentng who had could have had rghted within two
Every knows the weakness of dsfracsed class OF men
The whole race dsranced and they suffer the
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-07-30
Doctor Explains Cancer Cure.

DIR. lie Redde, one of the physi.
clans who was alleged to have cured
case of cancer of the stomach by
means of the X-rays, announces that
the discovery has been misrepresent-
ed and says that a means has been
found for using X-rays almost with
out danger in treating superficial
cancers, some of which have been
successfully removed, but he never
pretended to cure internal or deep
seated cases.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-07-30
Chang. Only once a Day.

Eyes, we carry an evening suit" said
the arctic explorer.
sBut isn't it lot of trouble chang
ing so often in those cold climates?"
protested the friend.
I'VE don't change often. You know
the nights are six months long up
there-"-Stray Stories.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-07-30
In the BARRIERS Chair. /.

"Want shampoo, sir, also?" says the
barber, as his razor goes over your up
Der lip. "Um-m-m," you answer, fear
ing to open your mouth during that
delicate operation. The barber smiles.
Sunny thing" he explains, "how nine
men out of ten in the barber's chair are
afraid to speak while .he razor is near
their lips. And they'll talk whenever
they please when their chins are being
shaved. Yet it is lots more dangerous
to do that than the other. They don't
realize that most persons move their
chins more when talking than they do
their lips. Yet it is fact. So don't be
afraid to answer when the saw is go
ing over your lips, OF at least, don'ttry
to answer by shaking or nodding your
head. That's worse yet, and neyerthe-
less, nearly every man will without
stopping to think that it puts him in
more danger of being cut than if he
were to speak. "Wftch hazel, sir? Yes,
sir. Next."-Washington Times.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-07-30
Something That Is Needed.

Some genius should invent fly.
ing machine that will enable a man
to fly to the. pinnacle of success
without having to climb the ladder
round by ound.-Chicago Daily
News.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-07-30
A New Theory.

"No," said the chronic bachelor,
"I'm not an advocate of marriage. Ac-
cording to the good book, you know,
there will be no marrying or giving in
marriage in Heaven"
"Oh, that is easily accounted for"
replied the girl with the cherry tinted
hair. "All the bachelors will be in the
other Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-07-30
Back to the Factory.

BlObbs - The afnmty between
matches and heaven is vindicated.
Dobbs-How SO? 4* @
.Scorcher lighted one to find the
leak in his automobile and he was
headed that way when last seen
N. Y. Herald. fK.9, a
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-07-30
UIby W0men Should V0te
By THOMAS WENTWORTH HIGGINSON

OMAN suffrage should be urged, in my opinion, not
from any predictions of what will do with their
after they get them, but the ground that by
all the traditions of government by all the pre-
cepts of its early founders by all the axioms which
lie at the foundation of political principles, woman
needs the ballot for sefrespect and selfprotection
The woman of old times who did not read books
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01
Notice to Creditors.

Estate of Christian J. Olson, do.
ceased.
Notice is hereby given by the un-
dersigned, the administrator of the
estate of Christian J. Olson, de-
ceased, to the creditors of and all per-
sons having claims against the said
deceased, to exhibit them, wit the
necessary vouchers, within foul
months after the first publication OF
this notice to the said administrator
at my Office in Court house in the
county of Flathead, state Of Mon
tana, the same being the place FOL
the transaction of the business Of
| said estate.
HERMAN LATIMER,
Administrator of the estate of Chris
tian J. Olson, deceased.
Dated at Kalspell, this 9TH day o
April, 1908.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01
A Little Early Riser

Now and then at bedtime will cure
constipation, biliousness and liver
troubles. DeWitt's Little Early Ris-
ers are the famous little pills that
cure by arousing the secretions, NOV
ing the bowels gently, yet effectual-
ly, and giving such tone and strength
to the glands of the stomach and
liver that the cause of the trouble is
removed entirely and if their use is
continued for a few days, there will
be no return of the complaint. Bron
son & Lighthall. Broderick & Walker
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01
Summons.

Summons.
In the District Court OF the Eleventh
Judicial District of the State Of
Montana, in and for the County
Of Flathead.
E. w. Sprague. Plaintiff, VS.. Cora V.
Sprague, Defendant-Summon
The State Of Montana sends greet
ings to the above named defend
ants and to each of them:
You are hereby summoned to ans
wer the complaint in this action,
which is filed in the Office Of the
clerk of this court, a copy Of which
is herewith served upon one Of you
in each county wherein any of you
reside, and to file your answer and
serve a copy thereof upon the plant
ifs attorney within twenty days after
the service of this summons, exclu-
sive of the day of service; and in
case of your failure to appear or
answer. judgment will be taken
against you, by default, for the re-
Lief demanded in the complaint.
This action is brought to obtain a
decree divorcing the plaintiff from
the defendant upon the ground of
Gesertion.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said court, this Goth day of April.
| 1908.
(Seal) JAMES X. LANG,
Clerk.
J. H. Stevens, Plaintiffs Attorney.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

person represented Mckinley as
Following the contests came vari-
Gus games and music and singing by
the club. The club tried to make
the entertainment as old fashioned
as possible-the ladies wearing cali
co dresses and serving an old fash
Toned supper
On Wednesday afternoon the Moth
ers' club met at the suburban home
OF Mrs. N. l.. Bush, twelve members
being present. The afternoon was
very pleasantly spent in social con-
versation. Business meeting at 4
p. m, after which all partook of a
bountiful repast served by the
hostess. The next meeting will be
with Mrs. Walter on Seventh avenue
west. The ladies all appreciate the
kindness of Mr.. Nedreau, who so gen.
erously furnished rigs for the con-
veyance all.
Self discipline. which corrects the
eagerness of worldly passions, which
| fortifies the head with virtuous prin.
| ciples, which enlightens the mind
with useful knowledge, is of more
consequence to real felicity than all
the provisions which We can make
o: the goods of favored fortune.
| 10
| For a few days we were reveling
in heavenly spring weather and
beatific social conditions that know
neither gossip, clouds or raindrops
The forests were teeming with green
the wild flowers in bloom, the sof
air was Turing all to outdoor sports
and then all was changed. The mex
day it showed.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

000-Buys $50 acre farm, 2k
miles north of Kalispell, 100 acres of
saw timber. 100 acres fine farming
land. all under cultivation and rails
ing splendid crops, we'll fenced and
superb improvements. including a
modern dwelling house. outbuildings.
barns and stables. Farm machinery,
wagons and stock. consisting Of Is
head of short horn cattle, 4 horses.
and other farm animals: seed and
feed goes with farm. Terms: $4,000
cash balance in 5 years at s per
cent. B. F. Berry & Co.. Conrad
Bank block.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01
Quantity and Quality.

Poor men seek food for stomach,
while rich are after stomach for
food. 1t means that the poor prefer
quantity rather than the quality of
meals. the rich just the other way,
tc satisfy their appetite.
City Restaurant, 12S First avenue
west serves best meals for cheapest
prices, satisfactory to both rich and
poor.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

will sell my large new stock OF
wall paper at cost. as I need more
room for my rapidly increasing drug
business. Come early and get your
pick of best samples at Marsden's
Union Drug Store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01
As ONLY a Woman Can.

She gave him smile from her mar
velous eyes,
AS only a woman can.
Like glorious star she illumined
his skies,
AS only a woman can.
From the moment his path by her
presence was crossed,
In dreams of Elysium his being was
lost
Till, all of a sudden, she gave him a
frost
AS only woman can.
She filled him with wrath of terri
BILE kind,
AS only woman can.
With cynical hate she embittered
his mind,
AS only woman can.
Her name on my lips shall forever
be dumb."
Sc he vowed, but she smiled and she
bade him to come,
And she got him right back agair
under her thumb.
AS only a woman can.
The Misogynist.
Mr. and Mrs Webster entertained
some of their friends in very de
: lightu manner on Monday evening
"SiXty-three" was played. Mr.. BY
| water. whose score was highest, re
: ceived drinking cup. and Mrs
Campbell. who is not only a goo,
card player. but an extremely luck
: one, played in her usual manner, an
won the ladies first prize, a prett
+ after dinner cup and saucer. MI
. O'Brien received the consolation
e Prize. Very nice refreshments wer
e served and those invited were Mrs
: Crane. Miss Mccoy, Miss O'BrieI
1 Mr.. and Mrs. Edwards. Mr.. and Mr.:
S Bywater. Mr. and Mrs. Burnett. Pro
and Mrs. ketcham, Mr., and Mr.:
e Norquist. Mr. and Mrs. Keith, M
e and Mrs. Noffsinger, Mr.. and Mr.
S Goshorn Col. and Mrs. Moore, M
r and Mrs. McIntire. Mr.. and Mr.
:. Tinkel. Mr.. and Mrs. F. Tinkel, D
e and Mrs. Campbell, Mr.. J. c. F.
wards. Mr.. Houston. of Rockford, II
S. and Mr.. O'Brien.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01
Notice..

To all members of Federal Labor
union ITS: A special assessment of
Csc per member mas been levied to
assist our brothers on strike. Prompt
payment of assessment is urgently
requested. By order F. l.. u, 175.
FRANK NICHOLS, Sec'y.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01
X Wot11dn'$ Page X

, y T0yK 4 )
Fred Whiteside, Mrs. F. w. Merigold
Mrs. ]. w. Conner, Mrs. c. X. Dickey,
Mrs. T. E. Dickey, Mrs. Smith of
Spokane, Mrs. James Harbert, Mrs.
Irene Harbert Mrs. Stanford, Mrs.
J H. Edwards, Mrs. W. G. Whips,
Mrs. F. l.. Gray, Mrs. George Phil
lips. Mrs. James Conlon, Mrs. j. r.
Listle, Mrs. D. A. Stocking, Mrs. c..
W. Walker, Mrs. H. E. Cloves;
Misses Hill, Madison and Trumper.
Mrs. Nathan Brook,
requests the honor Of your presence
at the marriage of her daughter,
Emily Thomas,
to
Mr.. John Brander Austin, Jr.,
on Tuesday afternoon, May twelfth
nineteen hundred and three,
at four O'Clock,
Christ Church,
Media, Pennsylvania.
These are the invitations that have
been received by the many friends
o. Mr.. Austin. who lived here for
nearly two years and who was a
great favOrite socially. Miss Brooke
visited here over year ago and
made many friends during her short
stay.
charms to soothe the savage beast"
which is peotical conception of a
truth. provided the music be of the
right kind. Thus the dirge, the chant,
the anthem. the march, each piece
played by the Mexican Monarchs at
the National hotel during the dinner
hour on Sunday was well received
by the guests. Mr.. Burnes was
certainly very fortunate to secure
the music. While the culinary de-
partment at the hotel boasts of be
ing one of the best in Montana, who
would not enjoy meal far more il
sweet music can be heard at the
time The program for next Sunday
! is:
If Hearts Could Only Speak,.
Poutpouri of Grand Opera eX-
strains from RiggOlettO, La
Mascotte, Faust. Erminie,
Stabat Mater, Martha and Ill
Trovatore.
March. The Chariot Race. Paul
The Palms ................ Faur
"Mansanilla" Ga Spanish idylD
... ..... 49,. ....... .Satali;
Light Opera Medley, introducing
King Dodo. The Burgomas-
ter and the Runaway Girl.
The Intermezzo from Cavalleria
Rusticanna ..Mascagn
you'll Never Know ......
............. Charles X. Harri
. Hearts and Flowers ..... .Tobar
, The Stars and Stripes Forever
It is one of the severest tests {
, friendship to tell your friend of hi
faults If you are angry with a ma
: or hate him. it is not so hard to g
5 to him and stab him with words, BIT
> so to love a friend that you cannt
: bear to speak the painful trut
! through loving words-that is frien
!. ship. But few have such friend
l Our enemies usually teach us VIII;
+ We are at the point of the swor
e "Faithful are the wounds of a frien
n but the kisses of an enemy are d
a ceitful."
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

The Card club of Columbia Falls
have invited quite a number OF the
young people to dance tonight at
Mains hall, and there will be rep
resentative crowd from here. The
Columbia Falls people are very hos
pitable and always entertain royalty.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. S. Bogart enter
tanned a few friends very informally
playing "63" on Tuesday evening.
Delicious refreshments were served
and a most enjoyable time was had.
Miss Madison is greatly improved
and it is hoped by her many friends
that she will soon be out. She has
been i'll and confined to the house
for about two months.
d. r. McGinnis, a public benefac-
| tor of Galata, has been in kalispell
On business, and from here he went
| t. Spokane on a business trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Dawson are
expected over from Browning this
week, and will be the guests of Mrs.
| Monteath.
The Century club had it's annual
meeting this afternoon at Mrs. Web.
ster's for the purpose of electing
officers.
Mrs. Weightman is somewhat i'm
proved and appears to be getting
along as we'll as could be expected.
The Royal Neighbors entertained
in honor of Mrs. Marks at Elks' hall
before her departure for California.
Miss Jose Talbot was down from
!, Columbia Falls for a number of days
, She returned home Tuesday night.
Mr.. Manly Harshman is sufficient.
recovered from his recent attack o
, typhoid fever, to be out again.
5 Frank Brown came from Jenning
t Monday morning and visited wit
/. friends until Tuesday evening.
5 The "63" club was entertained b
!. Mr. and Mrs. James Conlon on Wee
:. nesday evening.
d Mrs F. H. Nash has returned frol
b California, where she has been sine
January.
Mrs. Fred Whiteside is visitin
;. the Talbot family at Columbia Fall
Il Miss NJ lie Bolts is seriously II
# and her recovery is very doubtful.
n -
VI Major Monteith is expected owe
l. from Browning tomorrow night.
k George H. Berry was here fro
Butte several days this week.
DR.. o. S. Crowder was up from Bi
IS fork on Monday
J;t+1e Naro1 WhinnS hac heen i'll
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

For Sale, at a Bargain.
A limited number OF Crown graft
apple trees. for immediate planting.
All choice varieties. Inquire at Bee
Office. FRED WHTTESIDE.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

See Wilson's clothing ad. else
where in this issue.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

Coke ovens for Hayden, so we are
informed.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

Miss Madison is greatly improved
and it is hoped by her many friend:
that she will soon be out. She ha:
been i'll and confined to the house
for about two months.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01
$oeiety'$ note Book.

The Card club of Columbia Falls
have invited quite a number of the
young people to dance tonight at
Mains hall, and there will be rep
resentative crowd from here. The
Columbia Falls people are very hos
pitable and always entertain royalty
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

Mr.. and Mrs. E. S. Bogart enter
tanned a few friends very informall.
playing "63'' on Tuesday evening
Delicious refreshments were served
and a most enjoyable time was had
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

D. r. McGinnis, a public benefac-
tor of Galata. has been in kalispell
On business, and from here he went
t. Spokane on a business trip.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Dawson are
expected over from Browning this
week, and will be the guests of Mrs.
Monte ath.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-01

The Mothers club celebrat, d their
fourth anniversary on the 'vening of
April % at the home of Mrs. William
Miller on Seventh avenue west. In
the contest of observation picture
guessing Mrs. Dickinson won first
prize and Mrs. Walter the BOBBY.
In the contest consisting Of draw.
ings to represent Mckinley, Mrs
Black won first prize and N. L. Bush
the BOBBY. 1t was amusing to look
over the collection of drawings-one
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-10-17
A Cure for Dyspepsia

had Dyspepsia In Its worst form
and felt miserable most all the time
Did not enjoy eating until after l
used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure which
has completely cured me.-Mrs. W.
W. Saylor, billiard, Pa. No appe'
title, loss of strength, nervousness,
head ache, constipation, bad breath,
sour risings, indigestion, dyspepsia
and all stomach troubles are quickly
cured by the use of Lodol. Kodol
represents the natural juices Of d.
gestlon combined with the greatest
known tonic and reconstructive
properties. 1t cleanses puri6es and
sweatens the stomach. Sold by
Opera House Drug Store
Stotler & Corbett Props.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-10-17
Laundry Hints.


Things TO remember in washing:
That flannels are washed first.
That white things come next.
That colored things are done while
white things are boiling.
That dirty kitchen aprons and cloths
come last Of all.
That soaking is done in cold water.
That rinsing Is done in tepid water.
That extremes Of heat or cold cause
shrinking.
That soap jelly is necessary for wool
en- things.
That soap must be thoroughly rlnsed
out before bluing.
That blue must be well mixed
through the water.
That wringing well after bluing Is
most important.
Things to remember in drying:
To have the lines. pegs and clothes
horse scrupulously clean.
To hang things up wrong side out.
To hang colored things in a shady
place.
Not to hang wooden things in too
great heat.