The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-23
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Lizzie-"Does Chimmy know how to
make loye?" Aggle-"Sure! He hain't
been caddle two years fer nutt'n!a-
Puck
Revised Proverb.-Take care of the
pennies. and after a while the dollars
will take care of you.-Pennsylvania
Punch Bowl.
He-Are you superstitious? She
Not bit. Howell, then, can make
a clean breast of it. You are my thlr-
teenth brlde.-New York Sun.
Kate-Is there much difference in
their social position? Mellon, yes.
Her father gets salary, and his faith
er gets wages.-somerville Journal.
A Pleased Auditor Patience-"She
says some one was pleased to hear her
talk for an hour" Patrice-"Perhaps
she was talking to herself.
Statesman.
Hes so foolish" said the one in
white "Foolish?" returned the one
in gray. Yes. Why, he wants me
to marry him. "Oh, then he is fool
ish. Chicago Post
The Agent have chronometer
here which records the millionth part
of second of time. The Busy Man
l haven't got that much time to give
you.-Yonkers Statesman.
How about the rent of this house
of yours. Filter? Doesn't the landlord
ask good deal for it?' Yes; he of
ten asks five and six times month
for 1.-THE New Yorker.
Mr.. Hippo-Here's a bill for $50 for
a dress. Thought you said that goods
was only n dollar yard? Mrs. Hippo
That's correct. but it took 100 yards
to make lt.-Chicago News.
DO you believe in luckY' Some
times. See that fat woman with the
red hat over there?" YES" Twenty
two years ago she refused to marry
me."-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
"Do MINISTRIES take in this town." in.
quired the advance agent of the Colos-
sal Black Cork Troupe. We'll. the
last that were here did," responded the
inn keeper. sourly.-Chicago News.
you have great admiration for your
wlfe's judgment" said the friend. Il
have" answered Mr.. Meekton. shes
the only woman who ever said yes
when proposed TO her"-Washlngton
Star.
Pallette-"You'd be surprised If you
knew the amount of time spent on that
canvas" Pellette-"Yes; l understand
men have stood in front of it for hours
trying TO make out what 1t is.'-Ion.
kers Statesman.
WHO originated the remark, 1T Is al.
ways the unexpected that happens?"
Il don't know" said the melancholy
government attache, but suspect he
worked in the weather bureau
Washington Star.
My gracious! dear" said the Chi
cago bridegroom, you were awfully
nervous during the ceremony. Yes
it's my nature" replied the fair Chi
eago bride. Il suppose I'll be just as
nervous the next time,"-Chicago
Tribune.
Aseum-"How are the plans for your
new house coming alongf" Subbubs-
"Splendidly. My wife has finally laid
out all the closets she wants, and now
all the architects got TO do is to build
the house around them, "-Phlladel-
phia Press.
A Bigger Family.-"Yes," Miss
Woodby was saying my eldest sister
married one of the Vapden Gifts. of
New York You don't say" replied
Miss Pepprey; "a first cousin Of mine
married one of the Joneses of the
United States philadelphia Press.
Not Too Precipitate.-"A Jean.
DEAR she said to the duke. why don't
you go TO papa to-day? Delays are
dangerous, you know" Yes. realize
that he replied, but I've only known
you three days. and these get-rich-
quick schemes always seem TO be so
y."-Chicago Record Herald.
She Stuttered-He stood in the door.
way, hat in hand, and the suffering
young lady was inviting him to call
again. Come around S-s-s-s-s," she
began, trying TO say Sunday, but the
sentence was never finished, The dog
thought she meant ''sic EN-" and he
did.-Kansas City Independent.
Would Help Her Out.-Mrs. Hiram
you may stay until your week is up,
Bridget, but when you go must tell
you | won't be able to write you let
ter of recommendation" Bridget
Don't let yer want OF eddication i'm
barrass ye, madam. Oi'll write it fur
We. an We can make yer mark to it,
Philadelphia Press.
4 Busy Day: Hallit-Whats the
matter, Klay? You look all tired out!
Klay-And no wonder I've had
hard day of 1t. | don't know when
I've worked SO hard. l looked at the
men clean up the railroad station this
morning, and after that | saw three
safes raised into four-story windows,
and four loads of coal delivered in bas
kets.-Boston Transcript.
What on earth is to become of the
Sparks family, l wonder?" "Why
what's the trouble with EN-" An
hit heavy by the new food craze. Went
over the other mornln' and found EN-
at breakfast grandmother eatln
Blanks Food. Sparks wife taeklin'
Dobb's Cereal. and the children dl.