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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
.CABELL MEMORIAL
SCHOLARSHIP
Founded by Mrs. Herbert a.
Claiborne and Captain
H. C. Cabell.
snec,ai to Tho Times Dispatch.)


. CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA. May 10
Mrs. Herbert A. Claiborne and Captain
Henry CoaIter Cabell, OF the United
states army, have endowed scholarship
in the University of Virginia az me-
mortal to their father, the late Henry
Coalter Cabell.
The scholarship is to be known as the
Henry Coalter Cabell scholarship in Eng.
lish Literature The money for the main.
tenance of this memorial has been de-
posted with the proctor of the University,
who will invest 1t In accordance with MS
best Judgment, and pay the annual IN
come from June to June to the holder OF
the scholarship, which Is to be awarded
annually at the June meeting OF the
Board of Visitors upon tho nomination OF
the Examining Committee In the School
OF English Literature.
The candidate for this scholarship is
to be selected from list OF applicants,
all OF whom shall be graduates In the
B. A. or M. A. courses In English 1T
terature and DESTROYS Of pursuing ad-
vanced courses.
The holder Of this scholarship Is to pur-
sue such work in English as the professor
Of English literature may direct and may,
at the professors discretion, be required
TO aid him In designated work
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
ALEXANDRIA CAMP
IN ITS NEW HOME
Old de Lagnel Mansion on
Prince Street Purchased
by Lee Camp. G. v,
Especial to 1he Times. Dlspatch,)

ALEXANDRIA,, VA. May 1e.-There
was ''house warming" this evening in
the rooms OF the OLD De Lagnel Mansion, on
Prince Street. which was purchased sew
eral days ago to be used as perHa-
nent home for r. II, Lee Camp, Confed-
crate Veterans. Tho function was given
under the auspices of the Womans Aux
iliary and vt marked the formal act of
the camp In taking possession Of Its new
home. An appropriate address was made
by Mayor Simpson. and others spoke
The programme rendered was interesting
to the large gathering.
Mr.. and Mrs Daniel Cooke Hatcher
have issued cards for the marriage OF
their daughter. Miss Meta Hatcher tc
Mr.. Alexander Gibson Green, which Is to
take place In Emanuel Church, Delaplane
Fauquier county, at o'clock Wednes-
day afternoon, June Sd,
A dance was given by the membero OF
the Young MEMS sodality Lyceum at
their hall on Duke Street Tuesday eve.
ning.
Mrs. Henderson and Miss Florence Hen
derson will leave Sunday morning for
New orleans to attend the Confederate
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
FIELD DAY AT
WILLIAM AND MARY
Chamberlin Hotel Leases Elk
tensive Hunting Grounds
for Guests.
Especial 10 Tho Times. Dispatch

(Special TO Tho Times'D ispatch.)
WILLIAMSBURG. VA. May 1G,-The
William and Mary College field day exer-
cises will be held on the campus next
Tuesday.
Mr.. George u. Adams manager OF the
Chamberlin Hotel. old Point. was here
yesterday. when he had transferred to
him the lease OF the hunting privileges
on about 10000 acres OF land. mostly
marsh, in James City county. Mr.. Adams
will also build a clubhouse on the Ch,ck :
ahominy for the comfort or MS guests
at tho Chamberlin who want to do a
little cunning.
Mr.. J., l.. Derickson. president OF the
local banking company OF j.. H. Derrick
son, Jr., and Mrs. Derickson. OF Berlin,
Nd, were guests here this week OF MI.
and Mrs. b, D, Peachy.
Miss Pahtie Gregory, OF Norfolk. who
has been the guest of Mrs. II, -. Cole IL
visiting In Tuchmond'
Mrs. Bagby. who has been the guest
of the Misses Garrett. has returned 10
Richmond,
Miss Ruth Braithwaite har returned
from Richmond, where she was the
guest Of Mrs, j. f. Moore, .a.,,
Miss Helen Barney. of Richmond form
erly head nurse at the Eastern State Hos
pital Infirmary was the guest or MIS-
Charlotte Hubbard this week.
Miss Alice Franklyn, of Richmond. Is
visiting Mrs w. H. Bradthwalte.
Tomorrow the James River baptist
Church will be organized, Rev Fl. +.
I.outhan. pastor of the Williamsburg Bap-
fist Church. and Messrs j e, seymore
and Roy Casey will represent the local
church in an official capacity, tho latter
two as delegates. Many others VIII CO.
Misc Meade. of Bedford. IL visiting her
aunt, Misc Alice Wharton.
Miss AnniS Calf han returned nome
from New York.
1t IS said colored man walked all dhe
way from here to Newport News. and
back, distance of ffty-four miles, TO
get drink of whiskey. He said he Just
had to have ",
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
GREENSBORO CARNIVAL
Coronation ofthe Queen Was a Scene
of Beauty.
Especial to The Times Dispatch.)

tspecIal to The Times Dispatch.)
e GREENSBORO. N. c., May l6.-Ihe
a7iremen's Street Fair and Carnival reach
ed its climax yesterday. All day long
and up to midnight the streets were
1hrcnged with people. The great event
of tho day was the browning of the
queen. The coronation took place on
stand erected on the postoftice lawn. sur
rounded by an enthusiastic mass OF PEG
Dle. The queen OF the carnival. MISS
Allie Vickory, and her four maids or
honor. Misses Annie Reynolds, Emma
sharpe, Carrie Smith and Margaret Mer-
rimon, occupied places on the stand. The
queen wore a white satin. silk lined robe,
caught up on the shoulders with pearl
ornaments and having a bertha OF pearls
fcstooned across the front The whole
Oeyy Of young ladies' made a very attrac-
tive group. Mr.. a. b. Kimball crowned
the queen, performing his duty with grace
and dignity. He then presented the queen
and each Of her maids Of honor with a
Z handsome diamond ring. Following the
GROWING exercises came brilliant pa
rade, and the entire ceremony was pro-
nounced a splendid success. Another most
delightful event of carnival week was
the carnival ball at Lindley Park pavilion
last night. which was attended by fifty or
more couples German figures wer danced
being led by Mr.. r.. D. Douglas with the
queen part Of the time and with Miss
J1ottie ArnoIdn of Wavcrly, Va, the lat
ter part of the evening.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
THE FAREWELL OF
BOSTOCK'S SHOW
The Last Performance to Be
Given Tomorrow
Evening.

Extensive preparations are being MADE
by the management of the Bostock sho"
to make Monday night fareweli per-
Torrance never to be forgotten. The
high standard that has been maintained
in every department has held the entire
confidence of the public, and IT is WIN
deep regret that a great many realize
that the show must leave. IT has really
placed itself IN the minds or the peoPie
as fixed institution. Not only nave me
public derived individual pleasure In at
tending the performances. but through
the MANY benefits that have taken place
1t has become quite source or revenue
Tor largo number OF charitable lnsti-
tutions and others
Altogether there has been dispensed IN
this manner nearly seven thousand dol
lars. In appreciation OF the kindly IN
1erest that has been shown. Director
Bostock has. therefore. decided to make
Monday nights performance one never
TO be forgotten. -,
MANY new and interesting features VIII
he Introduced during the evening, ana
many surprises will await the visitors 70
The show. The entire combination of
acts will he put on at this special &C.
caslon-ererything that has been pro.
duced heretofore. Director Bostocls VIII
also make his appearance, and VIII take
a leading part on the nights programme
In addition to this unusual Bill there
are to be some very handsome gifts pre-
scented to the different trainers from their
many admirers In the city The LADIES'
will also be presented with souvenir OIL
the occasion in the shape OF an AUS
tralian ostrich feather
In anticipation OF the vast crowd that
IS expected to attend, Director Bostock
has made extra preparations, and every
thing is In readiness to accommodate
them. large number of seats have
already been purchased by small private
parties and the nights entertainment
now presents the aspect OF becoming.
quite social affair. Everything. the en-
lire aggregation OF Wild animal acts, Is
TO be the programme.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
THE NEWSPAPER
ARTISTS PLANS
Their Exhibition to Be Given
in the CrenshaW
House.

.Vhen the newspaper artists contem-
plated giving their first exhibition OF orig
tnal drawings and paintings In Richmond
they selected tho Jefferson as a place to
show their pictures, but lack OF room
rendered 1t necessary for them to make
change, so they have now decided TO eX-
Eibil at the Crenshaw House. on West
Main Street.
Outside of the work shown by the Nir-
gina boys. members OF the National As
ISOLATION are 10 send In their pictures,
and the exhibition will BIO mos, unique
and interesting
The majority OF people think that the
newspaper artists are all men, However,
this is a mistaken idea, as the fair sex
Is represented by many a clever Illus
TRAITOR. That she has not entered into the
field of cartoon work is probably because
of her gentler nature. and that she hes
itates 10 give offense by ono stroke of her
facile pencil
Among the patrons OF the exhibition are
James Macdonald. John G, Hagan, James
n. Dooley, Henry y. Baskerville, Thomas
c. l-eath. Edmund r. Williams II. c.
Williams. Jr,. Il, l.. Williams, j, Taylor
Elysun, s. ". Travers, Joseph p. VIII
lard. j. Scott Parrish. David G. Eggeston,
Jonathan Bryan. Eppa Hunton. Jre. o. A.
Hawkins. Joseph Bryan, a. r. Holiday,
Isaac Cohen A. II, Elerson, John Stew
art Bryan ailes NJ. Martin. ID A. Kuyk.
NJ, D., John Kerr Branch. Edward w,
Trafford. Samuel 4 Morgan, Allen Potts.
j. Sitterding. Stuart Mcclure. NJ D.,
j. y. Upshur. NJ D., Clements shafer,
George Ben Johnston. NJ, D., z. V WI
liams. e. r. d. Myers, NJ T.. Marcuse.
William G, Schmidt, j. W Rothert. Jake
Wells. S. d. crenshaw. r.. T. Traylor,
Henry Fairfax and Henry G. Stuart.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
Linen Colored Silk Pongee
Waists and Silk Coats.

There is a Silk Pongee Waist
in the window marked $7.e8, and
it's the most Inexpensive Silk
Waist that we have. Not the low
est priced, but one Of the best
Values at its price that you'll find
anywhere.
Notice the Mexican drawn
work on it, and how the fancy tie
and the embroidery set off the
very fine quality of the silk. Ger
tainly a charming garment,
S5 for Silk Pongee Waist with
medallion collar and hemstitched
front; good quality Of silk.
Sa.DS Pongce Waist, good silk.
neatly finished with small buttons
and q stock collar.
Two handsomely made Silk Pom
gee Coats. one very long for trav-
cling or driving, $50
The other is a short length. elab-
orately trimmed. $3.50,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
Imported Jardinieres
About l-3 Under Price

Austrian Bonn, In various sizes
and beautifully decorated OTIS all
under the glazing you know in
Bonn ware).
These lardlniercs are samples that
the Importer was closing out when
our buyer was In New York about
ten days ago.
They are almost as large as tho
ordinary domestic Jardinierc sold at
the same prices.
35c. to S2.SD-The smaller sizes
make nice flower holders for the
table.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
city the 10th Instant

Veterans reunion. which ponvenes in that
city the 10th instant
Miss Eloise Brooke. daughter of Judge
Brooke. OF Norfolk, left for her home
Wednesday, after a visit Mt the home OF
Rev. Dr.. Frank j. Brooke, pastor Of the
Second Presbyterian Church.
Bishop Van de Vyver of Richmond
who confirmed a large class at ST. Mary &
Church Sunday, remained in this city
until Wednesday when lie left for his
home
Miss Mary Dilany Ball, OF Richmond
has been the guest this week OF Miss
Edith Ramsay, at her homo on Cameron,
Street
Mrs. s. II. Gregory has gone to Meter
Westmoreland county, where she will
spend the summer.
Miss Mary Leadbeater Is In Leesbure
on visit to her cousin, Mrs. Lewis
Scott.
Among those from this city who will at
tend the Confederate reunion in New Or
leans are Messrs. X. Kemper u. Fl
Kempcr. A. Lyles, r. II. Shepard and Il
N. Crook.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
Miller g Rhoads.
White Linen
Suits and Waists.

The Suits begin at $5.eS--and
it's a remarkably low price for a
garment like this.
Butchers Linen. nicely made;
blouse waist and the skirt, which
has cores. has 8 milliners folds OF
white linen around tho bottom. You
can see II In the window along with
the other pretty suits
Another Butchers Linen suit with
the waist and skirt trimmed with
wide cluny lace. is sos.
A beautiful Suit of white liner, for
$40 has three wide rows OF onny
lace on tho skirt, which Is horizon
tally tucked; waist and sleeves FIN
lshed In the same manner.
Other Suits as high as $22.5O.
We want you to look particu-
larly at our S1.6e White Linen
Waists, whether you want one OF
not.
The price alone Is not tho strik-
Ing thing about the garment, BUT the
quality and finish at such price:
Fine linen, we'll tailored with tucked
collar and cuffs and vide perpen-
dicular hemstitched tucks.
Embroidered and tucked front LIN
en- Waists, sos.
They fasten down tho side of tho
front with a row OF pearl buttons.
An deliberately embroidered
Linen Waist, in grape designs, IS
only $4.6e. It's handsomely tail
ored. From this price up to S9.4S
we have some beautiful speci-
mems Of art in waist making. The
Forsythcs included among them,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
Silk ShaWls
For Evening Wear.

There'll not be an evening that
one Of them won't be comfortable
either in town or country, espe'
cially if you're riding.
a Silk Square In dainty patterns
with deep crocheted border ana
fringe Is 81.
A silk Square In cream color, hand
some border and fringe, $3.50.
Silk Scarfs, an evening head dress
for the summer: cream, White ana
blue; $3.50, $1.75, :Sa.5o and $3.50
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
Miller q Rhoads,
Our May Sale Of
Muslin Underwear
Have you prohted by the I'm
derwear selling of the last Weck2

Have you prohted by the I'm.
derwear selling of the last week
II not 1t will be worth your while
to look at these dainty lightweight
Cambria and Nainsook Garments we
are offering and remember that each
ono Ia liberal In cut and the material
Is the best to be had at the price.
It means something to substan-
tiate that last statement--the I'm
derwear will do it.
Two Skirts OF fine cambria to wear
under thin dresses, are $3.50 and
$3.50, respectively.
The lower priced ono has n lawn
ruffe. trimmed with tucks and a
ruffle OF French embroidery and dust
ruffle.
The $3.50 Skirt is somewhat moro
deliberately trimmed. There's mn UNI
brclla ruffle OF lawn with two rows
Of hemstitched tucks and two OF
Point do Paris Insertion, with a lace
ruffe and dust ruffle.
A Nainsook Gown for 81 Is made
In Chemisc style, with low neck and
short sleeves. trimmed in orgnndie
bands, with ribbon drawn through,
~.
Two Nnlnsook Gowns in chcrnlso
style; low neck and short sleeves have
dainty bands of embroidery inser-
tion on neck and sleeves. S1.25 and
$3.50,
Chemiso Gowns Of fine nninsook:
low neck and short sleeves. The neck
Is trimmed with French embroidery
insertion and both neck and sleeves
have ruffle of embroidery.
Childrcns Nalnsook Gowns with
round collars, trimmed In pink and
blue lawn, with ribbon bow, 81 and
$1.25.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
New Corsets for Summer.

With the improvement in fit OF
the Shirt-Waist comes the ne
cessity for a suitable Corset to
wear under it.
You'll find either Of these three
will meet your summer needs.
Thomson Glove-FStting Light
Weight Batiste Corset for $50 Is
trimmed with wash ribbon and lace
and it nt' exactly Ike It's name.
Light Weight r. N, Corset is made
of batiste; low bust and long hip and
hun6d with lightweight aluminium
steel, prevents rus'ing, $3.50
"A beautiful Corset for So Ia a light
weight silk batiste, made by the G.
r. Corset people, all white or blue
and white. with medium bust and
Princess hip The top Is trini{ned
I. With q satin ribbon and bow.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
w. c. A. MEETING
Officers Elected and Arrangements for
Annual Meeting,

A regular meeting OF the Church Hill
branch OF the Woman's Christian Assoc
citation was held on last Tuesday. May
18th, Mt the home, No. ZOOS East franklin
Street. and the following officers elected
for the ensuing year:
Mrs. M. e. Snelings. president; Mrs.
George Curre, vice-presldcnt; Mrs. EN-
nett Dickinson, treasurer: Mrs, william
Meyer. recording secretary, and Miss Belle
Durch. corresponding secretary.
Arrangements wero made for the an
nus1 meeting, which will be held next
Tuesday afternoon, May 18th, at 1880
o'clock The public generally, as we'll as
nll the ministers OF all the denomina tons
and all the male members OF the home.
are especially Invited to be present.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
Special Prices on New
Parasols.

IT'S said that the fashion for
ladies to 60 hatless at fhe seashore
dies to so hatless at the seashorc
or in the mountains is to be car
ried to a greater extent than ever
this summer. There'll be all the
more need for a pretty parasol.
Ours are very pretty, and note
the special offerings tomorrow.
Fifty parasols taken from our
$500 and $500 kinds. on sale to-
morrow morning ut S3.Ds.
Black. Black and White, and all
combinations OF colors, In hem
stitched and rufflc effects.
Twenty-Five parasols taken from
our 500 and $500 goods. on sale to-
morrow at $500.
Plain Coachings-Guarantced Silks
in all the desirable effects.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
Some of the Other
White Goods
That Women Are Wearing

One Of them is an India Lawn. 10
inches wide, very fine and sheer, that
we are selling for 12lhc. because we
got lot of 1t before tho cotton mar
ket began to leap upwards. It's worth
about four cents more to-day.
Medium welt, White PiQue, 121ac.
India Lawn. quite sheer and bQ
inches wide, q 1-4c.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
Pretty Kimonas, $l,oO,

Long ones of fine White Lawn
with colored bands.
These Klmonas have n yoke in the
front and back both, hence they fit
perfectly, all sizes 81,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
Wash Goods
In Colors That
People Are
Looking For.

One Of the newest is a Dublin
Rep, especially good for skirts
though lots Of folks are making
full suits from it.
It looks like all Irish Poplin
weave, and the shadings are very
pretty; cadet and light blue, pink,
black, white and tan, 25c yard.
Another 25c. fabric Chat is, 1t is
&c. now. the early seasons price
was 5Oc.) is linen grenadine; hand
some cloth with raised mercerized
stripes: pretty colorings
The Mercerized Novelties Mt 33c.
we advertised a short time ago have
been very popular this spring. Some
of them In Bourette Suitings Oittle
knotty places In the cloth)
Others in Oxford weaves and SILK
tissue. These novelties like so many
other colored fabrics were forced to
drop in price from weather and trade
conditions.
Do you rccollcct the handsome
ly embroidered Imported Swiss
we had for soc. The embroidery
is all in silk, and one Of the most
finished cloths we've had this
year.
It'll make you beautiful
dress.
Dotted Swiss, light and dark
grounds, either plain or figured
effects. either ono very pretty,
12,sc.
Very Sheer Batis,c In figures. dots
and stripes Zoe.
lawns Mt &c. are quite low priced.
but examine them to see how pretty
they are.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
CONFEDERATE VETERANS RE-
UNION,

New Orleans la, May 10 to 90, 1908.
Through sIeepers Via Atlantic Coast
Line.
Leaving Richmond Saturday. May 18th
and Sunday, May 18th. at $3.50 a.. M.
For full particulars appyA + t. !, isfi or
Division Passenger Agent,
9Ss East Main Street. Richmond, Nas
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
Linens, White and Colored,
That Are Selling Rapidly

Linen looks cool, feels comfort
able and launders we'll.
It's one Of the fashions of former
years, that we believe will re.
main with us for some time.
White Linen Lawn, yard wide, 200.
Plain Irish Linen. yard wide. very
smooth, zoe.
The Old Bleach Art IAnen, yard
wide. Doc.
Oxford Suiting Linen. one OF the
best made ninety inches wide, 81.
Inc, Brown Dress Linen, % inches
wide, 15c,
Pure Linen Etamine. three quar-
ters wide and a 89c. fabric for zoe.
Etamine Crash Linen. q inches
wide, bOc.
Yard wide Dress Linen. goo.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-17
New Trunks and
Travelling Bags.
Roller Trays.
Skirt Trays, |1@.9O,
Steamer Thinks. E

Heavy brass corners and well Clamp
ed leather straps and iron bottoms.
we have trunks at higher prices,
but there's nothing at $1@bO IN this
or any other store can surpass these
articles, the steamer Trunks being
especially well made, riveted all the
way through.
Skirt and Roller Trays. some Win
brass trimmings, others with heavy
steel. $3.50 and 70.
Ladies' Travelling Bags Of genuine
leather in new shapes. something
like the English kit; best locks with
+, nickel trimmings and lined with
' linen, Sl.bO,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-25
Tamjnu a Terror,

Dick Deadeye was bandit bold. a bandit
fisice was he, who held up stages.
trains. and things here In the west
.ol.ntree.
He'd lie in waiting in place where chap
ar3al grew thick, and when the stage
came on apace would turn his little
trick.
His I, anne would cause n thrill of fear to
sweep the country DER, for rumor said
lie quenched his throat on naught but
Gurgling gore.
The many men that rumor said Ae'd
downed In gun disputes would fill a
graveyard to the brim with stiffs yet
In their boots
The cash and treasure he had got from
tourists-as loan-was heap times
more than was required to ransom Ell
len Stone.
Hands up!' he yelled one day; the man
knew Deadeye would give him ten per-
centum of the swag.
"Clinb down an git in line!" unto the
passengers he yelled. They quick
obeyed as tourists do when they are
upward held
From out the sage female came. Dick
Deadeye quaked with fear, as near
him drew the ancient dame and seized
him by the ear!
"You good-fO r-nothin' wretch" she cried
you relic of the past, I've sought yot
far, I've sought you near, and here
you be at last!
you kin tell" And then she pulled
him by the ear into the chaparral.
Again the wheels began to hum, the driv-
er scratched his head. THAT mus b<
Deadeyes wife. jes come var from tie
states" he said.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-25

another pair Of gloves before I make
the next call"
This call was soon over. The young
lady gave specimen Of her writing, a
test of her ease in taking notes and
speed in transcribing them, and was
engaged at a moderate salary, but sui.
ficient to enable a self-respecting wOm-
an to lead self-respecting life.
That evening another "confab" was
held in Mr.. Barnes library, and Willie
gave a graphic description Of How
Lillian sailed In"
You're to 60 to work Monday, Iii,
and you're all right there. The man is
square-and white inside. Tomorrow
I'll start out for myself"
When alone with Mr.. Barnes, he
sud: "You were right, Mr.. Barnes;
even a nice girl is liable to annoyance
and your scheme was a good one."
rhe old man delightfully."- patted him
on the shoulder. you've done well
my boy; you've done well. For your
self, you can work anywhere and al
anything. Now, when first came to
Boston"
Mrs. Barnes opened the door. Sup
per is ready, Aaron; tell that to Willie
some other time"