The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-17
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Boys, don't you know It's wicked to
fight? Now, if were you I'd kiss anG
make up" "Say, wot do yous tink dis
is-a woman's ?"-Life,
what Is the matter with Bills p'
worrying over business affairs" "I
didn't know he had any business !"
That's 1t. He hasn't" Indianapolis
News.
i don't want to know how to make
money go farther" he insisted. "Whv
notf Just because personally find
1t too far off as it Philadelphia
North American.
Sharpe-Why, yes, was at church
last Sunday. Kloseman-Were YOU,
really? Strange I didn't see Won.
sharpe-Oh, not at all. l took I'D the
Observation-Disclosures Press.
"Matrimony," unused the elderly
woman, "spoils many romance" Tn
that case," replied the younger woman
promptly, II would like to have a TO-
nance spoiled" -Chicago Post.
"Lemme once git my ham on de
chicken, wild straight road befo' me-"
says Georgia darby, zen I'll settle dc
race problem SO quick it'll make yo'
head swim. ATLANTA Constitution.
Johnny-Grandpa, have you any
teeth? Grandpa-No, my child, they
have all gone. Johnny-Then l think
I'll let you hold my nuts while l run
an errand.-Glasgow Evening Times.
How in the world did you happen
to buy three boxes of blackberries p
woman asked her husband, who had
been doing the marketing. "Three fol
a quarter" the man replied--Atchisor
Globe.
Mifkins-That scoundrel Jobson
called me an idiot! Bifkins-He didn't
prove it, did he? Mifkins-No; but
Bifkins-Then I'd advise you to let the
matter drop, or he might Chicago
Daily News.
80 you're learning to play chess|
said Maud. EYES," answered Mamie
THE moves must be very difficult
Yes. But the worst part isn't the
moving. It's the keeping still."-
Washington Star
He Explains.-Summer Boarder-,
thought your advertisement said some
thing about boating? Farmer-Oh, yes
We have a boat and oars-only some
times the darned creek dries up
Town and Country.
Bachelor don't understand VIII,
he wants to marry her. Why, sht
hasn't any mind at all. Henpeck-S'
much the better Then she can't b.
changing it every hour or Sophia
delphia Public Ledger.
I'm told the climate here has grea
health-giving properties" said the Wis
itor. What do you attribute it to?
well" replied the proprietor of tn
health resort, Il guess it's because Nv
advertised it so well."-PhiladelphiI
Press.
Didn't Pan Out-A1iss Towney III
search of the idyllic, at last meets
real live shepherd)-Pray tell me, gen
tie shepherd, where is thy pipe? Tn
Gentle Shepherd left it at Dome
mum, cause l. amt got no 'baccy.-
Tit Bits.
Summer Naturalization are yO7
going to spend the summer? Tom-In
going to spend Ii travelling from on
seaside place to another, until l fin
girl worth a million or two VIII
wants to be loved and married for hel
self alone-Tit-Bits
Now, boys" said the Sunday Schoc
teacher, "can any of you name tn
three great feasts of the Jews?
"Yes'm, 1 can," replied one little fe
low. every well, Johnny, what ar
they?" breakfast, dinner and SUI
per-" was the unconsciously logical II
ply.
"Ah wish de mudders oh dis congrt
CATION would bring deyr babies
church wifi dem. Nevah mind ho'
young dey am, jess bring 'em erlont
If dey am too young to appreciate q
significance OBJ de service, dey can,
least, yell an keep de deacons awake
Puck.
Auntie (finding Jackie sobbing in
, corner)-Why, Jackie, what has nal
pened to make you feel so badly tn
, morning. Jackie-M-ma Mise
some jelly. Auntie-Ho, no! Sc
And her suspicious fell upon YOU Ell
Jackie-No, auntie; it was her sllppe
The Boston Courier.
) "How long has this affair been Dull
ingY" asked the American tourist,
he looked at Cologne Cathedra
"About five hundred years" ansWere
{ the guide. Five hundred years! Wh
t in Chicago we could put up bulIdlI
: like that and have 1t all to pieces a
within five years."-London Tit-bits'
ITS funny our minister never ge
married." remarked the young hu
! hand, who had just refused his wife
honnat in his endeavOr to change II