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JournallSm.-Hartford Post.
Col. Lynch now doubtless considers
himself in the Florence Maybrick class
Houston (Texas) Post.
The people of Missouri asked for n
Senator and the Legislature gave them a
Stone.-Nashville Daily News.
The author of 'All Coons Look Alike
to Me- has been adjudged a bankrupt.
Liabilities, So, 159; assets, mere song
Boston Herald.
Gen. Miles seems to be skipping all
the crowned heads N Europe and hitting
the ground only at the highest points,
Washington Post.
If Mr.. Quay has too much bad luck
with his omnibus bill he might see what
he could do with football coach. -Des
Moines Daily Capital.
We are becoming so skeptical of the
yellow prints chat we don't even believe
that John D. Rockefeller has stomach
trouble-W ashington Post.
Captain Hobson will quit the navy be-
cause of weak eyes. But the man can
see a bullying box Office as far as any
body.-Denver Republican.
Count Boni Castellane has been again
elected to the French Chamber of Dep
uties. The Gould millions are potent
e-getters.-Louisville Herald.
A German remarks that Europe docs
not take the Monroe doctrine seriously"
Well. Europe evidently doesn't take it
loosely, either.-Milwauke Sentinel.
Germany does not find any general dis
position on the part of Europe to adj
wise it to try to smash the Monroe doc
trine regardless of eeasequences.-Wa Wash
ington Star.
The way the ship yards are getting
busy is evidence that the real interpre-
tation of the Monroe doctrine is to keep
out of the way of the Yankee guns
Pittsburg Times.
Lemon juice may do to destroy ty-
phoid fever germs in water until some
other scientist rises TO tell us what sort
of deadly germs infest lemon juice
Louisville Courier-Journal.
A Canadian archbishop has spurned
the offer of Mr.. Carnegie to build Ii
brary in Montreal. Carnegie may yet
have to take that money off somewhere
and lose it.-Denyerd News.
Col. Lynch's sentence of death has
been committed to life Imprisonment The
British government will find, however
that this will not soften the wrath of
the Irish.-Cleveland Leader.
If jim Tillman is acquitted. South
Carolina ought to pass a law making it a
misdemeanor for AN editor to saunter
about with his hands in his pockets
Nop,nbig COnmerciol l. meal
The United States wants a snake
catcher A condition is that applicants
must be of teetotal habits, as the APP
nointee will be expected to catch real
snakes.-Baltimore American.
They have commenced to reduce the
sentence of death imposed upon Col
Arthur Lynch for treason. and by the
time the violets bloom that ger.lc.-..4,.s
may be enjoying entire freedom.-Pitts-
burg Gazette.
Captain Richmond Pearson Hobson
has resigned from the navy because his
eyes have given out. Still it is probable
that he could see pair of fresh. pouting
lips if they were close enough to him.
Salt Lake Herald.
Lieut.. Gov. Tillman of South Carolina.
who shot down Editor JOZaleS IN most
dastardly and cowardly manner. ought 10
he hanged. but he will not be. He should
he treated as any common murderer. but
he viii not be.-Des Moines News.
Count Boni de CasteIIane was received
in the French Chamber Of Deputies with
the regular ELUSIVE French cOngratula-
tons, notwithstanding the fact that he
was Just as enthusiastically fred out of
that body some months ago; which again
demonstrates that, in France as else
where, nothing succeeds like success
Indianapolis News
If those German gunners down at Ven
ezuela had taken better aim. perhaps
Congress would be more inclined to hustle
IN the maseNx of charging the navy
R0cheste. %xocrat and Chronicle.
Mr. Hobson has. it is hoped. given jul
dicious consideration to the fact that the
lecture platform has Of late proved a
much shorter route TO obscurity than the
Navy Departmental ashington Star.
Captain Mahaa is telling Europe just
what the Monroe doctrine means. But
his magazine articles don't tell half 50
much az the ones that your Uncle Sam
is having rsshed to completion at the
arsenals and powder miIls.-Denver Re
publican.