Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-10-10
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Postmaster j. w. Horsfall OF
Millville was caller Tuesday.
The old maids will soon have
another inning for next year is
leap year.
Some men are about as good
company as a tombstone with no
letters on it.
In advertising the merchant
wants results. Try the Herald for
best results.
-Sherm Hayden and Will Nor
gan were over from Hazel Green
Wednesday.
Walter Orion will become a
boniface at Fennimore, having
leased the Storrs hotel there.
The Herald sends out no
sample copies unless request is
made for them, and it is sent to
no one who does not desire it.
Young married people should be
TAUGHT that matrimony is not a
perpetual alteration feast, but may
be toned down to continuous adj
miration seance.
Services at Emanuel Episcopal
church Sunday, as follows: Holy
Communion at s a. M; morning
prayer and sermon at 1890 a. M;
evening service 7:30 p. m.
Lieut.. A. E. Storrs of Fenni-
m ore has come into possession OF
part ownership in the Grand
Central hotel here, having pur-
chased interest of D. F. Seeley.
When a man thinks that his
reputation will stand the test of a
few lunches with his typewriter he
should shave his shoulder blades to
keep the angle outfit from sprout-
ing.
-Fennimore rural mail carriers
depart at $50 a. m. according to
new order. The Herald is the
first weekly paper to reach patrons
on these routes in the current
week.
What is the difference between
maid, widow, or divorce? Give
it up! All unmarried. The maid
because it is not always her fault;
the widow because she is left; and ]
guess the divorce is the most I'M
married of the lot.
The Herald is the only semi
weekly paper in the county and
costs you no more than others that
you get but once a week. We can
meet any clubbing offer made you
by any other paper, too. Better
enroll your name.
Marshal Tomas of Fennimore
paid fine in Justice Wheeler's
court of S. and costs, amounting
to 1885 for his assault upon L. G.
Kraut, Bloomington football
player, at a game recently at Fenni-
more, which he refereed.
Football at the fair grounds
this afternoon. Boscobel high
school VS.. Lancaster high school.
The visitors are husky fellows and
beat Prairie du Chen high school
80 to 0 at the Boscobel fair last
week. A good contest is anticipat-
ed.
The jury in the Geo. Brandt
murder case at Dodgeville, after
being out fifteen minutes. brought
in verdict of guilty and Judge
Clementson promptly sentenced the
prisoner to life confinement at
Waupun. The accused man muir
dered his divorced wife and mother
in-law near Wyoming, Iowa county,
two months ago.
Ed Morse arrived home from
his sojourn in the Philippines
Wednesday eve, and is greeting
old friends and acquaintance.
He left Lancaster Feb. 20, 1901,
and has seen considerable of the
worlds domain since his depart ure
from the old home that is now
pleased to receive him.
All the services at the Con-
gregational church Sunday will
be rallying services. In the
morning the pastor will preach on
''Mans Part in Transforming
the Experiences of Life" New
members will be received and all
are cordially invited to join in the
service. Some especial features will
manifest the rallying spirit at the
Sunday school and the Christian
Endeavor. The evening service
will be one of the monthly Praise
services characterized by music,