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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-25

Ketcbem. Miss elena.
Kettner. Mrs. Hart.
Kirk. Miss Matte.
Lance. Mrs. A. ~.
Lee. Miss Ess.e.
Lenard. Mrs. Sadie.
Long. Mrs. Marga-
ret e
Lodegan. Mrs. c. 2.
Lucas. Mrs Hattie
Lundy, Mrs. NJ.
Lyons, Miss Nellie.
Lyons. Miss Mary.
Massmann. Mrs C
Martin. Mrs. III. H
Martin. Mrs. Matte.
Martin. Mrs. L.
Msttox. Miss Mary
Matter, Miss Lenore.
Missinger. Mrs. q. G.
Melrose. Miss Edith.
Mustiel, Miss Emma.
Means, Miss Grace.
Mitchell. Mrs. Katie.
Mitchell. Mrs. VIII
helmina Marx.
Morord, Mrs. Pearl.
Morton. Miss Fannie
Morris. Miss Helen
Mutter. Miss Jennie.
Mudd. Miss Josephine,
McCsry. Mrs. VIM
Mckee, Mrs. Fletcher.
Mcpherson. Miss Julia.
Munford. Miss Maggie.
Noble. Miss Catherine.
Obenchance. Miss
Georgia.
Osborn, Mrs. Stella.
Pennywith, Mrs. JesA
Pitcher, Mrs. Marie.
Pitts. Mrs. l.. A.
Pitcher. Mrs Lizzie-
Pierce, Mrs. A w.
Porr. Mrs. II.
Phillips. Miss Grace.
Preston, Miss Lois
Elsie.
Pritt. Mrs. George.
Phillips. Alma
Rafert. Mrs. Anna.
Reeves, Miss Emma.
Reliford. Miss Grace.
Richardson. Mrs c. 9.
Rich. Mrs. Sue.
Robinson, Miss May
Belle.
Rhodes. Miss Jennie.
Rumbel, Mrs. Emfne-
Russell, Mrs. Frank
Schea. Miss Mamie
Snider. Mrs. l..
Shields. Miss Minnie.
Short. Miss Bertha r.
Sparks, Miss Macel.
Strahm, Mrs. Grace
Stulen, Mrs. May.
Slater, Mrs. Eliza.
Sagighan. Mrs.
Maggie.
Smith, Miss Bertha.
Smith. Mrs. A. II.
Smith, Mrs. Mollie A.
Smith. Mrs. Eliza.
Taylor, Miss Lula
Taylor. Mrs. VIII
liam A.
Tilley. Mrs. Coral
Tilford. Mrs. Kiziah.
Townsend, Mrs. Name,
Thomas. Mrs. Josie c.
Turpin. Mrs. Marie
Vehling. Miss J.
Nielhabe. Miss Hattie.
Walton, Miss Lille.
Walls. Miss Lena
Walls. Mrs. Frsncie.
Wells, Miss Cora Il.
White. Mrs. William.
White, Mrs. q. Il.
Whitsin, Miss Emma.
Whellet. Miss Annie.
Whitmire, Miss Esther,
Wharton. Mrs. Eioise.
Williams. Mrs. Joanna,
williams. Mrs.
Virginia.
Williamson. Miss JULIA,
Wickens. Miss Mary.
Wilson. Henrietta
Williams. Miss Mar
gurite.
Wolf, Miss Augusta
Woods. Miss Ethel.
Woollen, Mrs. Mary
Taylor.
wiselogel. NJ
Yelle, Charles.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-25

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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-25
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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-06-26
CONKLING IS
CUP WINNER
Presidents Trophy at Morris
County Golf Links Won by
Skillful Princetonian.
MADE ROUNDS in HARD RAIN

AS expected, L. H. Conklin, of New
ark, won the Presidents cup at the
finals in the Invitation tournament at
the Morris County Golf Club links
last Saturday afternoon by defeating
f. A. Marcellus in the thirty-six hole
final by 6 up and 5 to play. The
Thomas cup went to M. Tilden, of the
home club, who defeated A. Holmes,
Of the Morristown Field Club, by 9 up
and 7 to play, and George Brokaw, of
Deal, secured the Foote trophy, defeat
ing Charles L. Tappin, of Westbrook,
by up and to play.
Most of the golfing on Saturday was
in the rain, and when Conklin and
Marcellus started out on the finals it
was feared the match could not be
finished as the greens were quite soggy,
but they played good golf notwith-
standing. In the afternoon Conklin
started with lead of up Marcellus
took the first hole in 3, and laid Conk-
lin to stymie on the next green, and
halve in resulted The next hole
also went to Marcellus, reducing Conk-
Inns lead to 3 up. At the turn they
both held Al.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-06-26
+" Which | Now
Hold -

The man who wrote these words couldn't
have expressed the sense of possession
more forcibly. The holding was paid
up Encouragement life, fifteen-year dis
tribution policy in The Mutual Life
Insurance Company of New York and
Mr. Ebe Walter, of Gainesville, Del,
had just received dividend of $780, S in
cash He was evidently very happy over
it for he says besides acknowledging the
dividend)-
The Of the pad-up policy Of u coo which
hold and which there will he paid dividend each
that particularly like about my policy mat the longer
live the get. and that during the balance Of life
there is acting mure ~ me to pay.
From Wilmington (Del.) Meas, Nov. 81, Ioos.)
In writing for terms for policy of this
kind, state what you would like toreceive
in cash at the end of limited payment
period, amount you would like your bene-
ficiary to receive in event of your death,
and give your age.
THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE
COMPANY OF New YORK
RICHARD A. MccURDy, President.
GEORGE B. RAYMOND, Manager,
No. 1877 Market St., Newark, N. j.
STEPHEN Q. GRIFFITH, JR.,
Morristown, N. j.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-06-26

The closing exercises of the Green
Village grammar school was held last
evening.
! What's more rare than this kind Of
a day in this kind of June The sun
has again begun operations.
| The sale Of real estate on Morris
street was postponed last Saturday on
account of rain, and will be held to-
morrow at 2.30 D. m.
Two tramps who were intoxicated
and begging on Morris street were
arrested by Policeman Meslar We'd
nesday afternoon. They were sent to
jail.
The farm of George H. Love, on
Mendham Turnpike, has been sold by
B. j. Crane to A. G. Smith, of Orange,
for $4,000. Mr.. Smith is engaged in
the express business in New York.
The Losey property, adjoining the
Old Lady's home on Mt. Kemble
avenue, has been sold to Frederick
Wenman, of New Vernon, who will oc-
cupy it. The consideration is said to
be 81, 100.
John |. Waterbury, who was selected
to represent the United States at the
International Convention in Berlin
this summer to formulate regulations
for wireless telegraphy, will sail the
latter part of next month.
Francis Feeley, 10 years old, living
on Cherry street, was arrested yester-
day on warrant for stealing bicycle
belonging to Carl Prim. The wheel
was found in Feeley's yard and he
was brought before Justice Stilwell
who placed his bail at 800. His
mother went surety.
The Whipponong Council at their
semi-annual meeting elected the
following officers: Pocahontas, Kate
A. Welsh; Wenonah, Maria Hellick;
Prophecies, Mrs. e. Hall; Powhattan,
Augustus S. VanHouten; Trustees,
Mary Bird, Dora Davis and Mrs.
John Carroll; Representative to
Great Council, Mrs. Leila Youngs:
Alternate, Mr.. J. W. VanWinkle.
A small boy who was driving the
delivery wagon of Mann, a baker, up
set himself, wagon and horse on Alb
bett avenue Tuesday morning. The
boy attempted to turn around near
the bridge across the Whippany river
and in doing so backed off the enbank-
ment. The boy escaped without a
scratch, but the wagon and horse
were somewhat the worse for the
fall
Former Judge John B. Vreeland,
DR.. H. B. McCarroll and George H.
Ross are sitting as lunacy com
mittee to examine into the person
and estate of Henrietta VanWyck
Hartman. There is no defense, as
Mrs. Hartman is now confined in a
private sanatorium at Flushing, L. l.
Her estate consists of property on
Madison avenue valued at 100000,
and securities valued at 100000.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-06-26
A Child's Narrow Escape.

Agnes, the eighteen months old
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Adam Sny-
der, managed in some way to unlock
the door of her parents bedroom on
Monday morning, and got hold of a
box of dyspepsia tablets which were
lying on the dresser When her
mother went into the room few
minutes later she found the little one
sitting on the floor with the tablets
in her lap. A few hours later she
was taken with commissions and DIR.
Coates was summoned, who found
that the child was suffering from
poison. Antidotes were administered
and for several hours it was feared
that she could not recover, but she
is now out of danger. The tablets
contained strychnine.-Bu Butler Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-06-26
BANK CLERKS ARE WINNERS.
They Defeated a Scrub Team of the
Pastime Athletic Club Easily.

They Defeated a Scrub Team of the
Pastime Athletic Club Easily.
The Bank Clerks defeated the scrub
team of the Pastime Club on Wednes-
day afternoon by score of 16 to 10.
The Bankers were assisted by H. O.
Bates, Jr., of Princeton, and Homer
Hinchman, who is now playing with
the Madison A. G.
The game was played on the Frank
lin Field, which was wet and soggy,
and the boys experienced considerable
difficulty in running bases. The STAR
play of the game was made by Barrett,
who drove a ball out to FRANKLIN
street
The teams line up was as follows;
Pastime Scrub. Studley, c., Arm
strong, b., NJ. Dempsey, b., Giles
pie, b., Todd, C. f., West, r. f.. Alb
salon, !. f., Beavers, p.
Bankers. Compton, b., Grove, 3 b.,
Bates, p., Card, b., Hinchman, |. f.,
Bennett, +. f., Phillips, C. f., Abel, C.
The score by innings:
Bankers, 0 2 l l l 0 l 3-l6
Scrubs, 0 4 0 0 0 4 DO
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-06-26
ARRESTED FOR THEFT.

Thomas Gross was Charged with Steal
ing Hose and Overcoat.
Policeman Brennan arrested Thomas
Gross, colored, who works as hoStler
for Lewis Parker last night on a war
rant charging him with stealing from
the Madison Golf Club an overcoat
and several yards of garden hose. The
man was found in Parkers barn, and
also the coat and hose. He was placed
in the police "lock-up," and will
have a hearing before Police Justice
Cliff this morning.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-06-26
THE LOCAL
HAPPENINGS
Noteworthy Occurrences IN and
About the Vicinity Of
MorriStown
BRIEFLY AND TERSELY TOLD

The Methodist Episcopal Church is
to be lighted with electric lights
The Mansion House walls are being
improved by wall paper of hand
some shade of blue.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-06-26
HEART DISEASE /?

Quick pulse, palpitation of the heart
short breath, swimming head-terribly
frightened No danger-simply symp-
toms Of Dyspepsia.
Try DIR. Deane's Dyspepsia Pills and see
how quickly this kind of heart disease
disappears, White wrapper if consti-
pated, yellow if bowels are regular. At all
druggists, use.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-06-26

May Organize Central Labor Union.
The Clerks Union held a meeting
last Wednesday night at which presi-
dents of all local unions were present.
Nothing of Importance transpired but
there was talk of a Central Labor
Union being ORGANIZED.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

leather "lace.up" heel.cap. Among
several advantages stated are that
they are much faster than steel blades,
and 70 extremely slippery that they
will run almost equally well over
rough snow.covered ice as upon
smooth, and also glide easily over in.
eQualities, broken tWigs, and other OBJ.
structions. They are made very sharp,
and. owing to their extreme hardness,
II il impossible TO blunt them; and.
unlike steel skates. they never want
grinding, and cannot rust. These
crystal skates" are really artistic In
appearance. being nearly transparent
the substance has also. while in the
liquid state. been previously colored.
They have been privately tested. A
famous skating champion tried a pair
recently at a London rink, using ma.
hoKany.Colored ones to avoid notice.
the time being hardly ripe for eIhibl.
tion A private trial was made in
Paris al an Ice rink. exclusively hired
for the occasion. several ladies'
among them a celebrated lady Con.
tinental skater taking part: their
states we're colored blue, crimson
brown, &C.. to match their costumes
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
A Pretty Party Trick,

The old fashioned clay pipe has a
little knob on the underside Of the
stem. near the bowl. What this Ia for
no one seems to know. and perhaps
n you have such a pipe to blow
bubbles with you will want to get rid
Of the useless knob az soon AZ pos.
sible.
Now. II YOU try To knock II on with
a hammer you will probably smash the
pipe and leave the knob fast to the
biggest fragment The proper way is
to ask friend To insert bis finger into
the bowl and to hold the pipe with the
stem slightly inclined and the mouth
end resting on smooth table. Then
lay an iron rod or piece OF pipe stem
two or three inches long on the table
50 that II points TO and along the stem
OF the pipe and projects a little be-
yOnd the edge Of the table. Then
strike the short rod or pipe stem
smartly with your hand and send II
over the table and mp the stem Of the
pipe until II strikes the knob and
knocks Il on You may not succeed
the hrst time. but keep on until you
do. II is easier than II looks, and
makes a very pretty parlor trick.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
lEEI.Ei!Z[lL[A
The RottIe orasn.

empty wine bottles and two old
broomstlcks Lay one stick on tho
backs OF two chairs and the other on
the seats. which win leave is or 20
inches space between them The
chairs must be placed with their backs
toward each other and nearly as far
apart AZ the broomsticks are long
Now suspend the bottles from the
sticks. nine bottles from each. by
means OF strings tied TO the neck.
More or less water is then poured into
the bottles to make each give note In
the music scale, and that is where
the good ear for music comes in.
When the bottles have been tuned
properly, the instrument win be ready
TO be played on. and this Ia done by
means OF drumsticks.
Glass tumblers are sometimes used
In a similar way, but the bottle device
IL decidedly more novel and striking,
The notes are exauisitely soft and
melodious, and the music they make
IA delightful. OF course the "lnstru'
ment" must be made and played by
some one who has a knowledge OF
music.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
A Few Word pon',s.

Here is n list of words and phrases
in common use that boys and girls
should avoid. They may be easily 70
membered. Don't say: Guess. for sup
pose or think; Ak for arrange or pre-
pare; ride, when you mean drive; real
good, for really good: not as know.
for not that I know; try an expert.
ment, for make an experiment; abe
don't read well. for she doesn't read
well; party. for person; posted. for IN.
formed; depot, for station; stopping.
for staying; like do. for as do.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
A Little Jap In School.

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10 you ~" ~" "Iay 'S''o,s .ne
'Sp"n''' ,rs a y, ~, ~ ,o,S
.e'e"' n " 'os s'
lne'e Me wv ~ '"a'p "oiu s,sns,
some s,anu'"h ~, = "o,1 SUI o, ,,',,s
,oi N"o'u eoH-e ""a ,no li'''e
Jspaneso uoy " tu' mus 'ea,I 70
kno" perteVup' "n'" .no youns Jap
goes 10 s''uo' =" W. "o, INNS 10
leaves MS Ssn"",s ou'n'uu .he uoor'
Ihen ne soes W, po o' wy ,oN 70 .he
'eacher anu taNeS "'' p'A'o "es'ue inc
otner ehifureh'
That 49, ne SpustS uowh upon
moor Hn. 'nu "'e''' w ''"'S VIZ"
DooR ON MS Nhe"'
very queer doom you Woulu MINK
II II you could see II. TOT 1t oes'hs az
the baok' msteau OF tne front anu
the lines run up anu uowh the page
instead OF across Us yours 40
The letters are curious TOO. very
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
The Latter.

They NJ the IRE and fairies came
To dance IN nyinE olonks Of name
They drew the curtains and the day
Entered tho room divine and gay.
sim IN her rainbow dawn disguise;
With robe OF rose and amethyst
And silver hood OF morning mist
Drawn down to hide her golden eyes.
And there was one came In with her,
White.winEed. q dainty messenger.
4 little page from Loves own court
And lovely news OF you he brought
Ny fairy Prince 40 Tar away
30 far away from fairyiand.
! md II hard to understand
That shall see your face to-day.
The morning only waits for you
To make II perfect how that blue
Unelouded color Of the skies
Reminds me Of your great blue eyes.
And that red rose-cup full OF rain
wakes dreams Of your dear mouth. ana
there
The light Il golden like your hair.
Oh. miracle Of Joy and pain,
To hold you In my arms again'
Prem "RainbowH." by olive Custancs.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

Cinnamon In Astoria. or, amuse
themselves with a huge top made out
of an empty white lead keg. A square
opening is cut In the side. and II takes
three men to spin lt-one 10 hold the
top and two to pull the string with a
stick which sets II in motion. While
spinning II sounds like the whistle OF
steamer. and can be heard three
blocks away.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

This game. II well played, is great
fun. A large white sheet is tirst
hung securely on one aIue OF the room
and on a table. some distance behind.
very bright lamp must be placed.
Then the players take Il In turn to
sit on a stool facing the sheet. while
the rest pass behind. between him
and the lamp. As the shadows arc
thrown on the sheet the sitter has to
guess who the shadow represents.
This is more dinicult than many
people Imagine. because you may dis.
guise yourself In any way, or make
absurd grimaces or gestures. which
makes the guessing far harder
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

What Is the best string TO lead a
lady with? A string OF pearls.
when is love like a chicken bone :
When hidden in the breast.
Why does our Christmas dinner rep.
resent Asia2 Because Il gives us Tur.
key.
Why are confectloners so much
sought for' Because they serve
kisses
What tradesmen are always on
striker Stone cutters.
When are forts like griddle cakes
when battered.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
Home Preaching.

Rev. DR.. Goodman-l'm so sorry
your husband isn't here. Mrs. Smith.
I'm afraid you forgot 10 tell him ] In.
tended to preach to-day on municipal
problems.
Mrs. Smith Indeed did not I
told him that the very last thing. but
he said he would stay at home and
read his Bible.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

A new kind OF a mouse trap is told
about in recently printed story. The
trap is alive. and consists OF hen In
a certain barnyard that is very active
in catching mice around the barn and
henhouse, She would spring on a
mouse, carry II OF in her beak. play
with Il Just as cat does and finally
peck II TO death.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

What would you do. Harry" asked
a rather vain woman of her little
nephew who had been assuring her
Of his unbounded affection for her
~ your aunt died aud your uncle
married again3"
Why replied Harry. without the
slightest hesitation. u would 60 to
The wedding, Of course"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
The Case warranted IL.

Simpson Can't you work that type.
writing machine without making such
terrible noise?
Samson-Not when I'm writing 70
man who called me an idiot
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
MNT@:s

the wood Of cigar box. Arrange
them as In the picture pivot them
with a short nail with a largo head.
and arrange the dragon tmade out Of
large piece OF thin wood as shown.
BY putting the thumbs INTO the hole
shown at the other end. and work
ing these handles as you would pair
OF scissors the dragon will dart back
and forth. The end pieces, or handles.
must be large enough To permit OF
making the holes for the thumbs. as
shown, A body to the dragon may
be mada OF light oolored cloth or cal.
leo. The nails for the plyots must
be mRlleable so they will bend over
after being driven.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

You seem to think" sternly re.
marked the chairman OF the commits
sioners engaged In investigating the
Beaf trust. there's something funny
IN coynerlng mess pork"
Eyes. SIR" said the packer. Il can't
help laughing Haven't you seen
how I'm holding my sides1"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
skatsn Made Of alass.

Practical inventors have been ex'
parimenting on skates for years past.
and Que Of the latest results Ia a skate
made Of glass hardened by a recently.
discovered process TO the consistency
~ steel. The entire skate Is OF thin
substance. the upper part resembling
sHpqer. uuon behind with split
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

Il will fool them tonight, grlnned
the tall young man In tho imperial tie.
How SOL" asked the hazeieyed girl
Why, | split some gasoline on my
trousers and they can't tell II | am
grocery clerk or chauffeur"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

Smarticus Hear about Hardink's
experience with the automatic cleo
trlc waiter In NYorkf
Sparticus No; what was ~
smarilcus- lie picked out his or
der. decided he'd take a BermudA
onion. and dropped In his money. But
the confounded machine sprung .
leek on him
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
ia, MornIna After.

Ira! Get up" Mira Gayman called
shaking her sleepy husband. III you're
going down town with Asa, you'll have
to hurry. Asa's up"
Aces up" replied Gayman sleepy
you win the money never did hRS
any luck"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

What is your private opinion
Of that man Uppsong
Knoitt-He reminds me OF an agg.
Askitt-oh, a bad egg, eh7
Knoitt-Not necessarily; but he's
too full Of himself to hold anything
else.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
Greet Me.,Ino oreek.

Towne-"Met Gabbie and Perkins
at a smoker last night and introduced
them 10 each other"
Browne-"oh. say, It's shame to
Introduce a bore like Cable TO any.
body"
Towne-'lt's evident you don't
know Perkins or you'd see The humor
OF H."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

Did you notice what black eye
the mayor has'" asked the village
editors Wite.
u saw H." replied the molder Of To-
cal opinions. but I cant AFFORD 20
notice Il for less than the usual rate
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
Dangerous Pastlms.

Athlete don't see how you can
call skating dangerous sport
Oldloyer Why rye known many a
poor fellow 10 gel married just by
teaching q girl 10 skate,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

What will happen when one man
rntrols all the money In the worldt
nited the apprehensiye theorist.
I'm sure ! don't know answered
~ busting capitalist; but I'm VIII
M 10 DO my bost 10 nnd out"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
Juneo is rru. Snow BIRD.

The name OF snow bird" is applied
TO variety OF birdie which appear in
winter In the colder climates, The
real snow bird, however, is tho junco.
Its breast is a soft gray, with the I'M
derside white, The head, neck aud
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
Hard

Its hard task. this being a states
nan" remarked the great man renec.
tlVsly.
People are hard TO satisfy"
Very. II you have money at the
end Of a term OF ONCE they wink sig.
instantly and say. I told you so, and
hyou are poor they curl their lips and
comment on your improyldent charac.
ter"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

Just see how my poor hands are
chapped. MIR Milllgan"
Dear, dear. how sad but, really,
! didn't suppose there was room on
Your little hands Tor chaps. Miss
Lutte I'm sure these are merely half
grown chappies"
The announcement ~ the engage
ment viii appear next sunday
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
severed Hla conneotIon.

Were you discharged from your
last placer"
mo; they didn't want me any long
or. and so | loft"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17

For boys and girls who have a good
ear for music here IL q novel instru.
ment that they may easily make, aud
one that will cause no end Of wonder
and talk.
Strange to say, you make II Of rs
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
Sensitive

barber Have an egg shampoo
stf"
fictim Wow should say not
Barber Beg pardon sir did
p know you were aR actor"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-04-17
Want wlthnut savlnn.

Miss Peppery-l hear young man
was quite attentive to you last night
at the party"
Miss oldun-No particular young
man
Miss Peppery- Particular o, no.
Of course not