The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1903-02-28
MEN haven't half as much taste as

Iu an apple toddy. HER MAJESTY.
This caustic criticism and the sig
nature are scrawled in large, angular
letters directly across her portrait.
The words much taste" spoil the
beauty of the dimpled chin, while cher
Majesty" partly covers the perfect
throat.
Yes, she wrote that" said the
squire, peering upward through his
glasses and vainly trying to straight.
en- his bent back so he could get n bet
ter view of the painting. Its been
over so years, and the ink has faded
but l suppose you can see it plainly
enough"
The squire is the venerable proprie.
tor of what was once fine old Mary
land manor. Truxton, its seat, has
been his home since childhood, and in
it's smoking room and library hangs
the striking portrait in question.
They go well together, don'tthey?"
he asked. 81 mean the expression of
her face and what is expressed in
the writing One is as full of caprice
as the other. Look at those eyes,
those lips, those shoulders. She was
beauty, and the greatest madcap
that ever came out of England"
The squire was silent for n moment
as he wiped and readjusted his glasses
and looked again longingly at the
face. Then he resumed:
Eyes, she was an English girl. Her
father, who was George Stiles, came
TO this country inI believe 1t was
1S47 and bought tract of land adj
joining my fathers estate. The fine
old colonial mansion on il was thrown
open with lavish hospitality and dur
ing winters merriment reigned under
its roof. Her Majesty soon captured
the heart Of every gallant in the coun'
ty, and gallants they were, too, in
those days before the war wasted
their wealth.
"Why was she called Her Majesty?
IT was n pet name given her by her
'ather, who, being a good British sub
ject, found very early in her life that
he had two queens TO serve. The
name chung TO her, and while in this
country she was known by no other.
Maybe she didn't play the queen, tool
She was the only child, and her will
being all but supreme at home she
naturally extended its supremacy
elsewhere. Oh, she was exacting on
her admirers, and l presume the
homage she received was source OF
much amusement to her.
'The portrait was done by n mas
ter. as you can see, in England when
she was 1s. 1t cost her father & 1, 900,
and | have heard that he was deeply
pricved when he discovered that the
master painting of his daughter had
been thus labeled with his daughters
master thought. IL was not the cost
he was counting, ohi no, for he was
rich; he was particularly fond of this
portrait OF her. / have also heard
that his anger subsidized quickly when
Her Majesty excused her action, as II
was said she did, by declaring that
men were always bothering her about
love and insisting on marrying her
whether she wished or no. She said
she only aimed 10 inscribe her opinion
of the sex where IL would most likely
be seen, with the hope that IL would
benefit present and future blockheads
who could think OF nothing but court
ing. II is more than probable that
she was justified. His greatest worry
in life was that. she ~se,eht form an
nttachmeIy their ex one unworthy
of her I'm this distr % ,nos-ession OF the
- paints s,rvs;,,s dishgurement' Tor
- Xdye 20 az ~ returned TO England
men he nshind as rubbish. l Sc
n was ei' = souvenir"
cured /" sisfc sank feebly into chair
5nssite the portrait.
"fMy," he said. ''it makes me nervous
20 recall those daysi Fifty years
agol II doesn't seem that long. l was
2s then. Yes, Her Majesty was n mad.
cap; n reckless. heartless mndcap
But that made no difference, for the
maddcr she was the more she was
loved. There was handsome Robert
Griswold He fought duel because OF
her-~that is, he was all ready with
pistol in hand to shoot down his boy
hoods friend, IL the friend didn't
shoot him down first, when an unfore
seen event interferred.
"How was that, you say? Well, III
tell.you II you care TO hear an ole
man talk. My breath Is bit short
TODAY. but II IL viii interest You
shall be glad TO tell you the tale.
at was late in November, and Hei
Maiesty's father was giving BIZ