New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-10-09
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

wise contributor incoses this with his news:
Some Of these items prove Of interest TO your
readers If you think otherwtse-the waste basket
is big enough to hold them
Fame.-"How DO they get on togethsr?''
'F'a nlOusly! They quarrel continually, ana their
quarrels all get into the newspapers Tile
OF the way to get married. The Baltimore Amer
lean" says the best method is to get acquainted
with an old maid and follow the line Of least re-
sistance.
sveete-see Marston hurrytng home with all his
might SO eager see his wife againi How he
ii' RitteTworthEPerhaps he has thought Of some
thing mean to say TO her. and is afraid he may
forget it.--CBoston Transcript
st. Louis is one Of the big German cities Of the
world. and il is wonder that crowds Of usually
home keeping Germans are preparing to flock there
next year in multitudes like which before the
populous North poured never from her frozen
lons" II visitor and visited, floating alike on
foaminc tides Of beer, chant together. Where Is
the German Fatherland?" the latter may plausibly
assert that it is under their feet. with double
barrelIed Rhine rolling by. to which the home
stream with all its tremendous historic pretensions
and traditions is but rivulet. St Louis and St
Boniface may be set together for the occasion
a spanking team if there ever was one.
JOURNEYING on.
New DAYS and old DAYS.
And all the interval!
Bright days and gold days.
And You beyond recall!
Late nights and past nights,
And we'll remembered trystsI
First nights and last nights.
And moonshne blurred by mistsi
While lonely I am journeyng on
he NAV
NV soul still keeps the hints OF dawn
Tennessee Farmer.
President E. 4 Alderman Of Tulane University
tells ho. one Of his acquaintances had suffered a
shock from q precocious four-year-old sons I'M
timely remark The man one day telling an
other child Of his of the evils Of tobacco and that
he must never contract the smoking habit
.T}ut didn't YOU begin TO smoke when you were
Httle?" asked the boy
The father Of the family was little nettled at
this and before he thought that his language was
not such as he ought to be using before his son
he blurted out:
But / was darned fool then"
About a week after at the midday meal. when
n couple Of business men had come in with his
father little four-yearold David was seated at one
corner of the table in a high chair-next TO his
mother Somehow the conversation turned to
cigars and smoking IN general. and the pater-
familias said
That was the cigar I liked when was boy.
The young hopeful of the family thought it was
time for him to join the conversation then. for he
shook his spoon the air and cried TO his father
But. papa. you know you was a darned fool
them Omaha Bee.
Fuddy-There would be fewer unhappy marriages
IN the world il and women would try to find
out each others disposition during Courrshp in
stead OF doing their best to deceive one another.
Duddy-Yes. 1 guess sieTe would be. as You, say.
fewer unhappy marriages; in fact there would be
fewer marriages of any kind. 1 guess.-(Boston
Transcript.
A new entrance for house flies has been discov-
cred by Franklin IN. h man. into whose home
the flies had been coming in spite Of we'll screened
doors and windows. A careful inspection brought
light the fact that the flies came down the fire.
place chimney. fire in the fireplace warming
them up and starting them into the living room
in swarms. The discovery led a fly screen be-
ing placed over the top OF the chimney. and since
then not fly has been in the house.
Naggshy-I notice in the papers that DowIe. the
dollar he spends in New-York civ tbus ouotinss,
sinners at n dollar head
Wages by-Yes but you will find that Dowie him
observation-disclosures American.
A strange story OF the discovery OF an ,,srs
pccted art treasure comes from Canada 4 Non
treal art dealer playing golf and drove n
ball through window of cottage. 1t struc, n
picture on the wall The dealer paid handsome
compensation and also acquired the injured pict-
ure. II turned out after cleaning ana exar,,r,
ton TO b. n Dutch interior by Teniers or ,h.
value Of s2,5oN Half OF this sum the dealer go
to the original owner. TO her great surprise
Dr Lines has a keen sense of huno- os -.
enlivensd many a, dinner with bright talks AT n
the anecdotal honois with the following story.
Al the time of King Edwards recover,~ -
his thIe9tened iatal illness with appendicitis he
the Kingdom At one OF these the services wsTa
which happened TO be in the back OF the BOOK
used in that parish. ONS
snr t hS e bm lhe Per he pastor said by
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