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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-01-17
+ week days only
Stops to land only Baltimore passengers.
Sunday Trains,

On Sunday trains will leave Hillen Station AT 9%
a. IN. and 2.35 p. m, Westminster Ills a. III. 4l6
m. arriving at Union Bridge at 40 a. m. and la
p. m. Leave Union Bridge at 6.45 a. IN. and LOS
m, Westminster 7.2O a. IN. and 4.34 p. NJ, arriving
at Hillen Station at 9.07 Il. N and 10 p II.
Frederick Division Pennsylvania K. X. DAILY eS
cept Sunday. )-Trains for Frederick leave Bruce
vile at S.3S, $50 and 1910 H. H. and 4.45 and 60
p m. Trains for Taneytown, Littlesown and
Columbia leave Bruceville 9.47 a. m. and 3.ij p M,
Through trains for Hanover and Gettysburg and
points on Baltimore and Harrisburg Division leave
Baltimore. daily, except Sunday, at 7.25 Il. IN. and
1872 p. III. Through cars for Gettysburg ana inter.
mediate points leave Baltimore also daily except
Sunday, at 1912 IL. m.
Passengers for and from Cherry Run. Williams.
port, p. V. and intermediate points, from and fol-
stations east of Hagerstown change at lIagerstown
Orders for baggage calls can be left at Ticket
Office, No 2l5 East Baltimore street, Baltimore
F. S. LANDSTREET,
Nice-President and General Manager.
B. Ii. GRIswoLD Gen'i. Passenger Agent. ocii
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-01-17

Since the Louisiana and Texas farmers
learned to raise rice by irrigation they have
invested $1,000, 900 in 1900 miles Of
canals, capable of flooding 300, 900 acres,
and spent 81, 100000 in building thirty
modern rice mills. Under the new system
the rice lands pay net profit of $15
an acre.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-01-17
A Story For Papa.

There is moral in this little story OF
child life.
'Mamma,' asked little 3year-old
Freddie, ''are we going to heaven some
day ?''
eyes, dear, hope so, was the reply.
81 wish papa could go, too, continued
the little fellow
"Well, and don't you think he will 2
asked his mother
"Oh, no., replied Freddie; che could
not leave his businessI'
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-01-17
CPECIAL NOTICE.

Galvanized teIcing Wire at prices that have
never been kno'sn in the trade.
Lead and Oil so cheap that anyone can at
ford to paint this season.
Ice is plenty. We have a large stock of the
best make of Freezers and Refrigerators.
Don't you need Gasoline or Oil Stove for
summer cooking? We have them; they are
cheap.
Door and Window Screens of various styles.
A full line of first-class Cooking Stoves and
Ranges, of long established reputation, at
reduced prices.
A call will soon convince you that the bot
tom has beer completely knocked out of the
price of Nails.
Glass, Oils, Paints and Putty, Plastering,
Hair and Cement and in fact everything in
the Building Hardware line can be found, as
we'll as low prices, at the old established stand
Of
GILBERT & GEHR,
Corner Main and Liberty streets,
Westminster, Md.
Plumbing, Heating, Spouting, Tin Roofing
is our specially. feb ~
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-01-17

Preserved fruits, in a state fit to be
eaten have been taken from the ruins OF
Herculaneum.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-01-17

Two hundred new designs in penny toys
are brought out every week in White
chapel, London.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-01-17
CONNECTING WITH

CUNNtCIINU WITH
P. & Il. K. at Shippensburg and Gettvs,
Norfolk q Western r. K. at Hagassss.Ou'
B. & o. Railroad at Hagerstown and sSSI ~
Run; Penna. R. r. at BruceviIoo nefq
Hanover; P. W. & B., N. c. and p a9t
Railroads at Union Station. Bal1imor. G ~,
Schedule in effect September 28th ION.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-01-17
! STEADY INCOME.

Salary or commission paid weekly Our
1900 acre nursery requires local and travelling
agents everywhere to dispose of its products.
Also seed line. Will arrange for whole or
part time. Outfit free. We guarantee profit
able and pleasant employment the year
round Write today for special terms.
BROWN BROTHERS COMPANY.
nov22-3m Rochester, N. Y.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-01-17
50 Head Of Fine Kentucky Horses

% Monday, December 20, 1902, con-
q sisting Of 8, 4 and years DID, Some
N1A.of them bred by Alerton, Expedi-
ton and Belsire. Several extra good family
Horses. Also 35 head of FINE
MULES; all sizes; broke and un- "a
broke; number of single line lead AR.6
Mules. This is the greatest lot of stock ever
been in my stable. Now is the time to get
them; worth the money. Come and see them
and be convinced.
81. A. SPALDING,
deco Littlestown, Pa.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-01-17
1oR SAFE or. RENT

NlNfO oAiH CIV IeIIIN I.
The undersigned, having business re- 6sssA
lations which require permanent reno esfg
val from Westminster, offers his Green Street
Property for Sale or Rent. Inquire of Mrs.
Farrar on the premises. Possession given
April l.
dec. 10 If ID. L.. FARRAR.
The daily sentinel., 1903-03-23

The firm of Sublett and Roberts
deal in first class millinery and
trimmings.
Before purchasing hat visit the
millinery store of Subletu and Rob-
erts. 54I Main street.
A. J. Condor, of Denver, president
of the Mesa Dry Goods Co., was an
arrival in the city yesterday.
If you ever saw lovely spring styles
in millinery you will find them this
year at the Ladies Emporium.
The Ladies Aid of the Christian
Chruch will hold their spring sale,
april 11th, place to be announced
later.
Mesa Lodge No. 30 A. f. and A.
M. will meet in special communities
tion tomorrow (Tuesday) evening at
80. Work in the E. A. Degree.
Visiting brothers are cordially invit-
ed. By order of S. G.. Hum, w. NJ.
See our new spring samples of silk
shirt waist suits complete $15. Bril-
liantines and etamines S12. 90. Silk
dress skirts Sl2. Silk wraps 81.
These suits are ready to wear. We
guarantee the fit. No trouble to
show samples. N. w. Blaine.
"Lovers' Lane" famous through
its great runs in New York, Boston,
Chicago, all last spring in Philadel-
phia and the past month at Atlantic
| CITY, will be the notable attraction
at the Park opera house FRIDAY, March
81. VIM. A. Brady will present this
Clyde Fitch comedy with the original
city company and wealth of beauti-
full and costly scenic effects
f. f. Wolf, we'll known conduc
tor ON the Rio Grande has been trans
ferred from this city to Salida. He
has been on freight service here, but
will now take the short passenger rur
| between Salida and Leadville. The
many friends of Mr.. Wolf will regret
his departure as he is well liked as 8
genial and companionable man and
good citizen. The position offered
him being preferable one, as far as
hours and work is Concerned he did
not feel that he could afford to decline
it, He leaves for Salida tonight, tc
be followed later by his family.
The daily sentinel., 1903-03-23
MONEY!
If you need money see me.
M. o. DELAPLAlN.

Clean candy at Sparks.
Fine five cent smoke at Sparks.
Platt & King livery and transfer.
Sweet things in large quantities at
Sparks.
First class livery turnouts at Platt
g. Kings.
Get in on that elegant line of choc-
olates. just in at Sparks.
Ice cream for parties, dinners. etc.
on short notice. at Sparks.
1.-THE Second Mrs. Tanqueray'' will
appear at the Opera house ON Satur-
day. evening. March 21st.
The Grand Valley Floral and Nur-
sery Co. has removed to No. 427 Main
street. Call and get price lists oi
flowers. trees, vines and bulbs.
The Progress bakery's reputatlv-
for the fine quality of cakes. bread
and all manner of baking it offers to
the public securess for it the best an6
largest patronage of the city. Be
progressive and trade at the Progress.
Through tourist sleeping cars
Grand Junction to Chicago. leave 6 ;25
a. m. every Monday, Tuesday and
Friday via Rock Island sy stem. Best
service and lowest rates. For infor-
nation apply to E. Drake G.. p A.
Salt Lake.
The daily sentinel., 1903-03-23

Quality Tells. Price Sells. - Lyons
s. Son.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
orr ADOPTED ISLANDS.

There are 1902 prisoners in the Porto
lican 1ails undergoing sentence. or
these eighty.two are females. Eleven
hundred and eichty-four of these can
neither read nor write. Three hundred
and thrty-two of the men are guilty
OF manslaughtcr.
The man who stole $1,000 worth OF
Jewels from Mrs. samuel Parker. al
Honolulu. Hawaii. proves 10 be her
coachman. Benjamin Gallagher. All
the jewels have been recovered except
n blue diamond valued at $4,000 A.
Gala CHER was an old omploye of the
family the Parkers will not prosecute
him.
The eruption of MauBa Loa contin.
ucs. and hundreds have left Honolulu
by steamer 10 view the spectacle from
the sea.
A. c. Haeselbarth. a New York news.
paper man. Ahas been made director Of
charities for Porto Rico. vice IL. III
Osterhout, resigned.
Returns from all the provinces show
that the natives up 10 date have killed
100000 pounds OF locusts.
The steamer IslcwOrth sailed from
Honolulu for the Gilbert Islands with
200 Gilbert islanders. the last OF sev.
eral thousand imported in the course
of the last tWcntyfour years for plan
tation labor. AS labOrCrs they have
proved unsatisfactory. Many Of the
Islanders are destitute.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
DOMESTIC.

An electric mechanism for towing
boats Oh the Erie Canal has been used
with success near Troy. y. y.
\ simple shaft Of gray granite 10 The
memory Of Sbabhcna the famous chief
Of the PottOwatOmics, was unveiled at
Bloomington. I'll.
Discrepancies agGrcgating Sii, 900
are said TO have been found In the uc-
counts Of the late Joseph Spain. who
had been treasurer Of j. L. Mast X Co.,
Springfield, III.
The Honorable Artillery Company OF
London left Boston. Mass, for home.
after a two weeks stay in this coun.
try.
Patriotic societies at Baltimore. Nd,
celebrated Peggy Stewart day.
lnciana Baptist churches, in con.
vention at BlComingdalc. adopted reSo.
lutiOns against the seating OF Reed
Smoot as Senator from Utah.
Pursued by robbers, Edward Reed.
fireman on the steamer Olympia,
jumped into the Menomenee River,
Milwaukee. Wis. ana was drowned
John Flood and James Mella, his pur.
suers, were arrested.
tuberculosis caused the death Of the
polar bear. Miss BoyCalis, in the Cen
trail Park Mcnagcrie, New YORK City.
The United States Board OF General
Appraisers has decided in favor Of the
free entry at Boston OF herring caught
IN the Bay Islands, y. +.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
WARRINGTON ITEMS.

Secretary OF tho Interior Hitchcock =
estimated that SlJ6.OlslOu0 would lie
required for his department next year.
SS,elo,ccO less than for this year.
Resr-Admiral Bradford. in a report
Oh 1900 ton battleshipS. said Wrret
guns and hroadside batteries were
often rendered useless in heavy
weather.
Harrison j. Barrett. formerly law
clerk I'm the pos;otiice Department. was
disbarred from practice before the de-
partment hy order Of Postmaster Gen.
oral Payne.
The War Department Is investigating
charges OF extensive frauds in the
ouartermasier's Department on Gov
ernOr's Island.
The Colombian Minister at Washing.
ton reports that his Government wishes
10 reopen Panama Canal treaty nego-
tiations.
\. q. {. Quay. son OF Senator NJ. :.
Quay, OF Pennsylvania. has been ap.
pointed deputy naval officer NJ the Port
OF Philadelphia.
More than 1900 passports have been
issued over the name OF Secretary
Hay. This is about 27.000 more than
any other Secretary has issued.
The rural free delivery service will
require from the next Congress az
least S20,o00u0O. larger appropria
tion than has ever before been allowed
FOR II. Last session there was allowed
Sl2 500. 600.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
FOREIGN.

a commission. including n number
;t Russian Ministers. NiccrOy Alexicn
and the Gar rs president, has been
formed 20 manage &nairs in tie Far
East The japanese Minister Of War
denied the report that the army was
dcSirOpS Of war.
Government detectives arc invcsti-
eating $21O1 robbery reported by the
postmaster nj Port Grcyillc, Nova SEQ.
tia, who says an unknown man
snatched package containing the
money as hc was carrying il home 10
lock up.
Eight conyicts In the Central Prison
nj Halle. Prussia, killed one guard,
wounded another. took their weapons
and escaped 10 "A forest, where thcy
were captured IN noblemln's villa
after shooting a pursucr.
The Mexican Government has yield
ed TO the contention OF the China
Commercial Steamship Company that
il has right to land Chinese coolies
nt Mexican ports. This will make more
difficult the execution OF The Chinese
exclusion law iu the United States.
Opinion in England generally favors
the award OF the Alaska Boundary Tri.
Bunal
Messages were sent by the Marconi
system from PcAin, China, 10 the
coast
Emperor william unveiled In Berlin
statues Of bis parents, the Emperor
and Empress Frederick.
II Is said that King Leopold o; Bel.
30 a ff.~f In
emma. whittier be went % enlist Aus
tr.an aid in settling tho Congo dispute.
The freedom Of The c,;y Of Cork. Ire
land. was given 10 Andrew Carnegie.
Mr. Chamberlain. in a speech at Ply
mouth. England. said that he had no
desire 90 Interfere with the CONNER
ciai freedom of the colonies.
The Conservative newspapers IN
Eastern Canada say that the Allska
boundary award will become a live
issue in the general elections through
out the country.
The members Of the Honorable Ar
tillary Company reached London. and
were congratulated by King Edward
on their successful visit % the United
States.
IL j. reported tL@t the Chilean Gov
eminent IL treating with Japan for the
sale % two warships.
II is announced that President Plaza.
of Ecuador. intends 10 visit the Unitec
states shortly. lie will remain lons
enough TO attend the ST Louis Exhibi
ton.
The sum Of s5.Cccoso in go,I was
landed a; Plymouth from Bombay
This was the largest shipment eyef
taken 10 England OF vne steamer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30

Ihe I.nn-iInI ~rnI

H. l.. Dobcrty, the English tennis
champion, was complimcntcd one day
at Newport upon his coolnrss In play.
"Yes, ] manage 10 keep cool said
Mr.. Doborty, but fancy ! should do
better II ! bad Scotch blood in my
veins"
The young man then told story j
Illustrative Of scottish coolncss under
trying circumstances.
"A number Of Scots" be said. were
working on n Gfccn-s;ory building
Ono. ny near the roof. lost his foothold
and fell. But even In his swift dcsccn,
through The air hc remained quite cool
and calm In fact. ~ ~" shot past q
friend Oh tho twelfth story b" sang
out
"'Eh, Saundy. man, sic a fan ~ !
shall hae"
At the burial of South London man
fix dogs. drapcd iu black. followed the
cortpgc
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
A Prominent CHURCH WORKER SAYS
She owes Her LIFE TO PE-RU-NA.
HER GREAT FORTUNE.
A Woman Saved from Lifelong
Misery and Made Happy
and Useful.

4 woman confined 10 the house for sew
cral years with "A chronic female derangc-
ment had finally gwen up hope OF being
cured.
She had tried physician after physician.
and remedy after remedy, without any
permanent improvement.
Her treatment had cost her husband
who was poor man hundreds Of dollars.
They had been Obliged to denv themselves
many comforts of life in order 10 get
money enough to pay the physicians.
The woman had become weak, nervous
out oi her bed. Her children were grow
ing up neglected and ragged, because OF
the want of a mothers care. Her hus.
hand was becoming discouraged and bro
ken down with ovcrwork
Picking up the paper one day she hap
pencd 20 read an item which contained
the news that DIR. Hartman would treat
such eases free of charge by letter. She
Immediately wrote the doctor describing
her ease, and giving him all her symp-
toms.
She soon received letter telling her
exactly what 10 do, and what medicines
and appliances To get. She began the
treatment (thc principal remedy being
Pcrunal at once, and in a few weeks she
was well and strong again, able 10 do her
own work
This offer Of free home treatment IT,
women - still open TO all who may need
the services of this eminent physician.
All letters applying for treatment viii hc
promptly answered, and be held strictly
confidential.
Miss Annie lIoban. Post Pocahontas ot
lcmasscc Council of Red Men (Womcns
llranchl, writes from S72 Eighth Ave.
New York.
Three months ago was troubled with
backache and a troublesome heavincss
ubput tha stomach Slaan brnught mo M
rest, for Il was a restless sleep. The doc.
tor SAID nv nervous system was out OF or.
der. but hls prescriptions didn't seem to
relieve me. | was told that Pcruna was
good for building up the nervous system.
After using II for two months ] know
now that II ~. ! want Ia saw that II made
a new woman of me. The torturing symp-
toms have all disappeared and ! feel my.
self again. pcruna did me more good than
all the other medicines ] have taacn"
ANNIE HOBAN.
Miss Mamie Powell. Lake Charles,
Louisiana. writes;
n sincerely believe that Pcruna is won.
ans beet friend. for IL has certainly been
that 10 nae. | had had headaches back
aches aud other aches every month for
long time, but shorty after ! began tall.
ing Pcrunl this was a thing ot the past.
and ! have GOOD reason 10 he grateful |
take u hottie every spring and fall now,
aud that keeps my health perfect, and !
certainly am more robust now than | have
been before and am weighing more. | do
not think any one will be disappointed M
the results obtained from the use of PEE
ruua" MISS MAMIE POWELL
II YOU DO not derive prompt and salts.
factory results from the use OF Peruna.
write A. once Ia Dr.. Hartman, giving
full statement of your case, and he will
bc pleased TO give YOU his valuable advice
gratis.
Address DR. Hartman President OF The
Hartman Santarlum. Columbus. ..
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
What We Can 10.

On every hand one hears specific rene
dies for existing defects. There j. nothing
singular sbout this. A. dinner in one
Of our large cities Professor Water A.
Wyckoff. author q The Worscrs.' bad
spoken impressively 20 an exceptionally
fine audience of men on some OF the lack.
Of the church IN reaching the lsbonng
man. Then prominent business man rose,
and inquired cOurteOusly: will Professor
Wyckoff tell u what remedy there is cor
these evils" Instantly the answer dashed
out. That's 4 natural question. Bot there
is no remedv There are a hundred rem
edies. and Their work vii not be swift;
but every one of us can DO something per.
sonally to make an individual p0rk ingInan
feel that we are brothers with him."
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30

that It j. but Justice 60 speak a good word
for II because have found It To bc such
a rare exception.
II have known several women who were
little better than physical wrecks. mothers
who dragged out a miserable, painful cN.
istcncc. hut were made well aud strong
through the use of Pcruna. | have known
ot cases of chronic catdrrh which were
cured IN short time. when dozen diff
fcrcnt remedies had been experimental
with and without good results. use It
myself when ! feel nervous aud worn out
and ! have always found that the results
were most satlsiactOrv.'
JULIA NJ BROWN.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
HUMAN NATURE

Mike" said Flooding Pete, "whnt
would You do ifsyou was 10 wake up
and find yourself railway PRESIDENT
II dunno answered Meanderinc
Mike Human nature is human ma
turc. IL s'pose I'd git morccnary an
begin TO worry about all dc rides I've
been beatln' dc company out Of
Washington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
RIIIY

"You are the light OF my lie" nc
exclaimed
She regarded him with q look OF
mingled pity and dlsdain.
"Of course you are lying. she re-
piled. The merest grammar school
girl knows that light il a form OF a
radiant energy. whereas woman IL n
corgeries ~ molecules. What could bs
more absurdF'
Man Is the gay decelycr. but hardly
any more: education institutions being
mostly open 10 both seSes.-Puck.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
NOTHING TO UETRACT.

"T told your reporter complained
the caller that ! had just returned
from Newport, ana by a most mex
cusable typographical error II was
printed Dudesport' in your paper this
morning"
THAT wasn't a typographical error.
ma'am," said the editor That was
an inspiration Of the composition
Chicago Tribune.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
Secretary Woman's State Federation
Saws: "Pe-ru-na Does More Than
is Claimed For H."

Mrs. lulia NJ Brown. Secretary OF the
Woman State Federation of California,
writes from l3lis Fifth St, Los AuPclcs.
Cat. as follows.
II have never known Of any patent
medicine which did what II prolcs.cd 20
do except Pcnua This remedy does
much more than IT claims. aud While !
nave never advocated any medicine feel
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
WEATHER BEATEN.

"N'hy do so many writers use That
hackneycd phrase, the weather beaten
farmer" " said the young man who
reads novels.
II dunno answered Mr. Corntossel
as he laid down the paper containing
the latest freshct news, "onloss It's be
cause the weather beats Us out OF 80
mary crops. Washington star
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
A Great Nan. Ru.y Boybood.

Peter Cooper, whose posthumous phi
Ianthropy has helped Thousands OF
boys on in the world. had invented
several things before he had left bis
teens. when seventeen years old he
devised machine for mortising wheei
hubs that was the first of its Kind in
the country. . tide mill and a com
pressed air motor for ferryboa
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
ADOPTION.

"When did you adopt the stage as a
profoSsiont"
II should not say that ! ever adopt
cd the stage" answered Mr.. Storming-
ton Barnes. But spent some weary
years persuading the stage 10 adopt
me Washington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30

of
Is
hUd Wifh
~ NJ
according
HATTiE
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
HIS GENEROSITY.

Young LOveman-"Mr. IIennypeck, !
come To ask you for your daughter. |
love"
Mr. Hcnnypeck-"Thats all right;
you may have her. And-cr-I don't
suppose you can possibly see your way
clear 10 take her mother, tooT'-Puck.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
RELIEVED.

$50 the physicians thought you had
appendicitis
Yes answered Mrs. Cumrox, "and
] was so relieved 10 learn that they
were mistaken. Appendicitis Is going
completely out Of style, YOU know
Washington star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
INTENSELY PATRIOTIC.

"Oh. you can depend upon IL that
Newrich is thoroughly American"
But he affects an English butler"
Il know. but he makes him wear
red. white and blue vest.
pLia Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
No DOUBT OF IT.

Rather clever poem" said the edi-
tor. handing back the manuscript, do
you know who is the author Of those
lines"
"Of course" replied the prOud
father; didn't tell you my son wrote
'cmT'
. But are yOJ sure ne did,
Sure Don't you suppose know
his handwritiugT'- T'-Philadclp Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
PRECOCIoUS IN SPOTS.

Bobby-"Do l 20 10 school again,
motherT
Mother-"Of course, Bobby"
Bobby-"Why, mother. ] heard You
tell father last night that | knew en-
tircly too much. Detroit Free Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-10-30
4 NEIGHRORLY HINT.

Mrs. Suburb-"Why in the world
don't YOU grease that lawn mower OF
yours"
Neighbor's Hired Man--"The Missus
told me not 10 till you had your pianey
tuncd."-Ncw York Weekly.