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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

come, If he be located in a country
center or in a large city, is likely to be
considerably in excess of the amount
earned by the regular family physi-
clan.
Regular family physicians, who are
not specialists, and who practice in the
large cities, usually receive from 81 to
So per Office call, and from 50 to SO for
outside calls; and country center ply
sicians receive 81 for office calls and 81
for outside calls, although the most
skilIful command SO for outside pa
tients. In some Of the smaller places
the fee is as low as so cents per Office
call, and 81 and $1.25 per outside call.
There are few pauper physicians.
Nearly every doctor of ability earns his
living. The kind of stuff that makes
the doctor is sufficient to maintain his
independence.
The boy who wants to be q doctor
cannot be turned away from 1t, and he
is liable to become q good doctor, but
the boy who says he wants to be
doctor, or wants to be O doctor because
some of his friends are going to be doc
tors, and who can be talked out of 1t
as we'll as into it, is not likely to make
q good physician, and probably will not
more than ordinarily succeed In any
direction.
No one unified for the medical pro-
feSSton should attempt to enter 1t.
Adaptability Is absolutely essential to
any kind of success. Anyone can
learn the technics Of medicine and of
surgery, and almost anyone can be-
come a book-doctor.
The successful physician IS more
than scholar; he must have the fun
damental education, must pass through
the regular course of medical study,
be able to answer the questions put to
him by the seyerest examiner, and
must have hospital practice and lab
oratory experience. With all these he
will not make a successful physician
or a sklllful surgeon, unless he has
adaptability.
Almost any physician can Fcure the
durable patient If he knows wnut is
the matter with him. In the pro-
ficiency OF diagnosis is the physician's
real success. Without this proficiency,
he is little better than a medical book,
and unless the boy sometimes during
his common scEeol life shows indiea-
lions of diagnostfc instinct. he is not
likely to become good physician, and
ought not to be allowed to eEtsr the
profession.
IL no calling is adaptsbillty so essen
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

when she went to a Hop she was good
for everything from the Grand March
to Home, Sweet Home" All she need
ed to keep her on the Jump throughout
the entire Night was a dab of Chicken
Salad and Macaroon about l a. m.
Hazel stood in with the real Rowdy-
Bows and was present at most of the
tall Doings, but she was a trifle shy
on Wardrobe. Papa had a large Fam
lily hitched behind his lowly Apple Cart
and he could not provide Hazel With
very many Snake Rings and Diamond
Belt-Buckles.
So foxy Hazel had the Weather Eye
at work. She was looking for some
thing Kind and Easy.
OF course, she liked the Boys she met
at the Dances. They were lovely Chaps
and kept their Hair combed nicely
Each one Of them owned another Suit
of Clothes and Banjo, but Hazel
was not looking for a Banjo. She was
hoping for a Perfect Gentleman who
would hand her a Check Book and tell
her to go as far as she liked.
Therefore, when an Elderly Bachelor
with an Income Of several Dollars per
Minute began to hang around, she
Hazel found herself In a swell Shack
right on the Boulevard with IA Vassals
to do her Bidding and Change of
Jewelry for every Hour in the Day.
Husband would arise about go and
pike to the Office but Hazel would take
her Coffee in Bed about 1890 and then
read the Sassiety Notes, for fear that
her Name had got into the Papers.
Then she would have her Hair done
up and permit two or three strong
Servants to lift her into her CLOTHS.
Then she would go out for a little Ride
in Royal Equipage padded IA inches
deep. All this time, the Money Get
ter would be answering the Telephone
with one Hand and debating Contracts
with the Other.
At $50, when the Producer showed
up for Dinner, he was Faded Flower,
and had ebout as much Gimp as O
Wet Towel. But Hazel. when she be-
gan to sniff the Night Air, was just as
kittenish as a Broncho and keen for
F'rolic. She was for taking a chaste
and instructive Musical Comedy and
then having a tasty little Supper of
about II Courses.
If the Producer tried to lie down and
claimed that it had been Hard Day
at the Office Hazel accused him of
being a Slobsterine and intimated that
he had ceased to Love. After sitting
around all Day, Hazel was not han
kering for any Quiet Evening in the
Library. She wanted to get out and
hit up the High Spots and dazzle tbs
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

Public with her, Al Exhibit of Pre-
cious Stones
Papa knew that If he did not go. she
would call up some of the Live Ones
and leave him behind. He wanted to
pc game so he would trail along and
mover like Dark Cloud at the Ont
skirts Of the Happy Group. The onIv
time anyone paid any Attention to him
was when the Check came
Hazel had him going South most Of
the Time
If he ever started to rise up and de-
clare himself, she would give him a
sweet little Kiss. right ON the Fore
have
There is only one Finish for the de-
luded Mortal who tries to work ON
a Day Schedule and at the same time
cover the Bright Light District with
the Night Shift He winds up as the
Principal Attraction of a Daylight
Function at which six of his old-tfme
Friends wear White Gloves. Everyone
sends Flowers, but he does not have to
acknowledge them.
Hazel looked very we'll in Black. but
1t was Hard Lines for her to stay in,
doors. She knew 1t would cause Talk
II she cut loose before the Grass was
Green in the Family Lot, so she was
Of Rain. i'@--'''
When she bought her Second Ticket
Tor the Merry gO-R Round, she was de-
termined on one Thing.
The next one 1 pick out will not be
tied down to any Office" she told her
self. L want q Man who can keen
awake all Evening. l refuse to travel
with CUTTERS. What we need in this
Country to put Ginger into our Social
Ana1rs are Gentlemen of Leisure Who
begin to get Good along about Mid
night"
So she picked out a handsome
Wretch Of Good Family who never had
worked Moment in all his life and
VINO hated the sight of a Bed.
He argued that it was Bad Form for
anyone TO suggest going home before
Day break.
They went travelling together as soon
as she had settled the Insurance. When
they arrived in a New Town he would
go out to buy Package of Cigarettes
and then he would return in three davs
TO find out If everything was O. K, and
II she was having a Nice Time.
But you could say one Word to his
Credit. He never interfered with anv
or her Arrangements for the Reason
that when the Arrangements We're be-
ing made he was Non Est He be-
Ionged to several Clubs at which the
Members removed their Pyiamas to
put on Evening Clothes. Sometimes
he met his Wife at Dinner Parties and
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22
WILL PROMOTE RACE SUICIDE.


Heres where the merry bachelor laughs in gee and
is to jeer his married friends The fiat has
forth and there Is no appeal Modistesthey
used to be drcssmakers- convention assembled have
decided to advance prices for gowns-they used to be
dresscs-from 20 to rs per cent
This action will add to the sorrows of the already
oppressed husband and father and deter many who
had nerved themselves to the point of asking some
fair damsel to marry them. Before this announcement
the appalling expense of matrimony had driven god
to life of celibacy-1ow their number will aug
ment and the prospect for and larger families
grows less
And why should the modistcs take such action-an
action calculated to deprive many of their own numbers
Of the prospect of happy welded life? Well they are
prosac they simply say labor and material costs
than formerly and LET it go at that True enough and
also true that we II the very midst an era of un
examplcd prosperity the good Republican husband
who voted to bring about such conditions will not have
valid objection to make when his fond wife asks him
FOR an extra twenty for spring gown.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

when he did so, he showed her every
Consideration and asked her If she was
still living at the same Place. He
never forgot to be a Gentleman, even
at a Dinner Party.
Although she saw him only about
once Week, she always had this con-
ISOLATION. She knew he was not work.
ing himself to Death in any Office.
When she applied for a Divorce, the
Officers had to Hunt long Time be-
fore they found him.
He was very much Panied and said
he had never used a harsh or cruel
Word to her because he always talked
over the Phone, with Central listening.
She obtained Decree, and as she
was leaving the Court Room she was
met by sympathetic Friend.
What are you going to do next?m
asked the Friend.
e! am going to buy Dog" was the
reply.
MORAL: 1t is often necessary to
try two or three before the Right
Kind is Landed.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22
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~: 80: -: 3; =f
s: ID. Els :::F A B LIE $50 So
IL The Modern Fable Of Hazers Two Husbands and
Ell What Became Of Them p
Copyright. 1903. by Robert Howard Russell.
Z Became Of Them

Once there was Nice Girl who
graduated from the High School in a
White Organdie and read an Essay on
Hehotrope Paper entitled, Life and its
Opportunities"
The Girls Name was Hazel, and
about the time she drew the Diploma,
she was eating Sour Pickles and Just
crazy to be an Authoress. A few
Months lated she Debutted with a Fan
fare of Trumpets, after which she was
SO busy Strengthening out her Dates
and sorting over her Dance Pro-
grammes that she forgot all about her
Literary Ambitions
Hazel was built on the Gibson Plan
and it looked as if a good fresh Breeze
might blow her away. Just the same,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22
Thorough exercise of the vocal chords is better for
the appetite than physical culture Did you notice how
the members of the legislature fed at Duluth
LIMITED HANDSPRING.

President Roosevelt's announced preference for
drives around the city the formal reception ndi
Gates desire to avoid the ordeal of shaking the hand of
the multitude
In this he exhibits much good sense Sixty DAYS of
incessan gripping of the hand, dulng the palm with
entertainment of every who can get within reach
ing distance is fraught with painful physical conse-
quences which the president should be called upon
to endure. And is ordeal which cannot be avoided
II there is reception. If announced that all
presented to the president expected to bow saw
word or two and there would be in the line
certain number who hold themselves above the regua
tons that apply to common mortals and these would
extend the glad hand the president and if he re-
sponded would grip him with hoops of steel
The president needs that good right hand for Of
fetal business, and he needs all the physical and mental
strength nature him. for important matters Hence
the wisdom of the presidents action in requesting drives
instead of receptions.
A drive around the cities he visits will be worth.
to the president than the indscrimae greeting of
thousands of and women. vivid picture of each
city be secured in short trip around town taking
in the principal places of interest, all the people will
have chance to the president he passes bv and
the tax his energies will be much less than if the
time were spent at reception where some hundreds
introduced to each of whom he would saw az an,
very glad to meet you,' and pass him up
Every precaution to safeguard the health and per
sona comfort OF the president should be taken for
should be remembered there is vice president to take
his place should unoward circumstances deprive fe
nation Of his services
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22
TODAY'S WEATHER.

Minnesota-Fair Sunday and Monday;
fresh northwest winds.
Upper Michigan-Rain or snow Sunday.
Monday fair; variable winds.
-1oWaLFair Sunday and Mondays. cold
er Sunday in west and central portions
Montana-Fair and warmer Sunday.
Monday fair.
North Dakota-Fair Sunday and Mon
day.
taken at the United States weather bu-
reau. st. Paul, w. E. Oliver observer, for
the twenty-four hours ended at o'clock
perature and elevation. Highest tempera-
ture SO; lowest temperature, 10: average
temperature 25; daily range, 10; barom-
eter, 20. 81; humidity, so; precipitat ton. o.;
p. m, temperature, $685.; p. M, wind,
northwest; weather. cloudy.
r Yesterdays Temperatures-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

Now that the navy department has succeeded in de-
posing Miss Clara Barton and having admiral ap-
pointed to the presidency of the Red Cross society
something should be done by the friends of humanity to
head off further entertainments the society First
aid to the injured administered under the direction of the
board of strategy would consist almost altogether OF
rofins
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22
One Girls Wisdom.

George-EIiss Wilklns-Edith-I love
You. VIII you make me the happiest man
on earth by sharing my humble lot?
Edith-No. George: dislike the idea OF
camping out. But II you'll hustle around
and get comfortable house on the afore-
said lot I'll see what l can 90 in the way
of boosting your happiness Chicago
News
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

NEW YORK, March 21.-Andrew
Carnegie will pay on the $4,000, 600 as
sessed on his personally and realty
and assessed at 100000. He will be
the largest taxpayer ever recorded on
the final assessment rolls His tan
alone on personality will be $72,4OO.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

After all Dr. Ames may have had the situation sized
when he declared he could be elected United States
senator. He might have been studying the conditions
Rhode Island.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

The Buffalo police have gone back to their original
theory that Burdick was killed by woman The rest
of us will with the Buffalo police far enough to adj
nit that Burdick is still dead.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22
The Mean Thlnal

Wife, found out something today tAaa
/ promised never TO tell.
Husband-Well, go ahead; I'm listening.
Chicago Daily News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

Capt. Arson of baseball history is making speeche
n Chicago and scoring hit every time.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

The Buffalo police may fasten the murder of Burdc
upon Pencil with impunity--he is also dead
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

The cries from Macedonia for help seem to come
from Turkish sources
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

1iman decides the question by disquafyine
the black entry.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22

Missouri is the first to show the beef trust.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-22
Carneaie as a Taxnauer

st. Paul, March %, 1903.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-03-25

Prof Helms ocular High School
dancing class from 8 o'clock until
9 and the impromptu dance from 9
until IL was given last evening In
the City Hall and was largely at
tended by the members of the class
and their friends.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-03-25
1.-The Blondells" in Through
the Center of the Earth

Novelties In theatricals have be
come the great desire of the LEGAL
managers of theaters of the present
day. Any company really having
one frds Its time earnestly sought
for on the most advantageous
terms. Manager Doyle OF the
auditorium, IS to be congratulated
on securing for to night the famous
'BlondelIs", the original "Katzen-
TANNER Kids. in their newest.
brightest and greatest specular
musical pantominic extravaganza,
with is wealth Of magnificent cos
tunes, mechanical aid electrical
novelties, car load Of gorgeous
scenery and a combination of all
the latest AID greatest Effects ii
music, songs and dances, etc. con.
tanned In Through the Center of
the Earth.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-03-25
Catarrh Can BE Cured

Even Ia the most aggravated forms.
Catarrh cure strikes the seat of the
disease at once, opening and cleans,
Ing the nasal passage allays infam
nation, heals and protects the ten
der membranes of the nose and
throat, ard restores the sense OF
taste and smell. Large size bottle
soc. Ask your druggist, D A
Henderson,, for sample and pam
phlet telling about catarrh.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-03-25
\ Couple uI Iu,iS.

In Genera Moyre's co2awand was an
Irish soldier wlo. having been asked
if the Eo.Ia.a2rS were Il hoSPitabie
people. Immediately replied: They are
that; too much so. Oh was in the hOSh-
pital all the tonne Oh was there
This criticism is quite on par with
that of the EnGlishman who objected
10 the French because be said the stu
pid idiots couldn't understand their
own language when he spoke it TO
them.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-03-25
FIXED DATES IN RUSSIA.
They Rule Even In Simple ThingS
With Absolute Tyranny.

Routine is exceedingly strong in Rus
sia. There is day in June upon which,
says tradition, it becomes safe to battle
In the rivers after the winter freeze.
No matter how warm the water may
be earlier. 10 matter how cold 1t may
be OH that day, then is the time to take
the first swim. Other fixed dates are
mentioned in Ivan at Home" by Her
bert Barry. Of course the statements
do not apply to all Russians, but to
the average peasant only.
No man dare touch an apple before
the 9th Of August, however ripe the
fruit may really be before that day.
He does not believe it is fit to eat.
The village sportsman, although he
may have observed the blackcocks
fighting among themselves unusually
early owing to the warmth of the
spring. cannot make up his mind to
shoot them until the appointed day has
arrived.
No traveller will start OH a journey
on either q Monday or Friday.
Although the delay is strongly
against his own interests the fisher
man will not cast his nets before GER
tain day, whether the season be late or
early.
No lamb is supposed to be able to
reach the age Of mutton should it have
been born before the day named in the
PEASANTS calendar. And so on through
all the common events in their daily
life does this attachment to fixed dates
hedge in Russians existence.
BabyIonian Creation Legends.
The story of the creation, as told on
the clay tablets Of ancient Babylon, ~
interesting. Several deities appear to
have been regarded as in existence at
the beginning Of things. At least two.
Apsu and Tiamat represented chaos,
ard the former rcbclled against the
gods in consequence. The chief strug-
gle was between him and Ea, whose
son, Bel, created the world. Man was
made by Marmuk, who in spite OF the
difference in name may have been iden
teal with Bel. The creation of man
was the eliminating event of the lis
tory. MarmUk told Ea that he intend
cd to perform his task and ASKED his
father TO behcad linn. Man was to be
made out of Narmuk'S blood ana bone.
Marmuk appears 10 have survived de-
CapitatiOn, as he subsequently took
part in the councils OF the gods.
Many parallels between these leg
ends and the Hebrew story Of the crea-
ton can be detected by scholars. The
idea that seven days were devoted to the
work may have long antedatcd Abra-
hams time. The oldest tablets yet dis
covered are not originals, but copies.
These date back only GGS-G2G B. G.
Trained Chrysanthemums
ChrySanthemumS in Japan are train
ed into numerous quaint shapes, like
the old English yew trees, in the forms
Of peacocks, etc. In Tokyo there are
gardens filled with life sized figures
made entirely Of the flowers and leaves,
the faces being masks, and these chrys-
anthemum figures accurately represent
court ladies. warriors, children and an
imals, one Of the favorite characters
being q young lady with fox's tail
peeping from under her dress and
mask which by the touch of string
turns into rcynard's head.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-03-25
Most Important Views He Had.

"Well, John. an going TO your M
tive town, and if / see any Of you:
folks what shall tell them"
Proud Youth-Oh, nothing, only if
they say anything about whiskers just
tell them I've got some.-Stray Stor.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-03-25
RECORD Of THE PAST
No Stronger Evidence Can be
Produced.

Look we'll to lheir record What
they have done many times In years
gone By Is the best guarantee OF
future results. Any one with bad
back, any reader suffering from
urinary troubles. from any kidney
Ills, will find IN the following evi-
dence proof that relief aud cure Is
near at hand:
G M. Myers, the we'll known
shoemaker of Winchester avenue,
14'h street. Ashland, KY. says:
"Doan's Kidney Pills are like true
friends, the longer you know them
the better they sre appreciated. 1
can add nothing to The statement 1
first made In 1896 after I procured
the remedy at the Ventura Drug
company and took course OF the
treatment which cured me. was
absolutely free from all backache
for nearly three years, then l no.
ticed a sllg bit ache, as the result OF
a cold, In my back. A box of Doan's
Kidney Pills disposed of it. \ have
recommended this remedy to many,
and have not heard of one who did
not endorse the claims made for It,"
For sale by all dealers. Price,
50 cents a box Foster Milburn
company, Buffalo, N. Y, sole
agents for the u. S.
Remember the name--DoaD's-
and take no other.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-03-25
Hard Patients.

Young Doctor-Which kind Of pa
tients do you find it the hardest to
cure?
Old Doctor-Those who have nothing
the matter with them.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-03-25
pafu In His Own Coin.

Once in a way Archbishop Temple
of Canterbury would get paid back in
his own coin. 4 delightful instance of
this is recorded. The church people Of
q certain parish are said to have strong
" urged the bishop to find another
sphere for their parson, whom they
wished to get rid of. DR.. Temple sum-
moned the obnoxious clergyman to his
study and suggested n change nf ben
efice. What was it, the parson wanted
to know, that his people had TO tin0
fault with? "Wcll," said the bishop
in the peculiarly harsh, strident voice
that so sadly married his preaching, "if
you insist on knowing, it's your voice
they complain of; they don't like your
voice" How curious" said the clcr-
gyman. "a friend was with me at the
cathedral the other day, when your
lordship was preaching, and as he
went out he said, What fine sermon,
but what an unfortunate voice!
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-03-25
Trained Chrysanthemums.


Down With Impertinent NeiShbOrs.
Mr.. Mulhooly-Phwat fur are ye2
maxim such 4 noise on thot pianny:
Y'r drivin' me distracted wild y'r racket
an me head achin' loike it wud split il,
two PAGES.
Daughtcr-Thcm new neighbors mkt
Coor has been complainin' of my play
in.
Mr.. Mulhooly - Begorra, hammer
harder-Ncw York Weekly.
Spoke the Professor.
Culture" scntentiously observed the
doctor, sis like charity. 1t begins at
home"
YES" said the professor, but it IS
Usually finished abroad" - Chicago
Tribune.