The Jersey City news., 1903-11-11
A Compromise
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"The agent Must have misunderstood
YOU
Il havea written lease"
$50 have II said feminine voice in
the hall, and young, pretty and taste
fully dressed woman stood in the door
way.
"A lease to these apaitments?'
Yes, lease to these apartments
from May /, 1908, 10 May /. 1904"
'srhe agent has blundered."
"In what way?"
He has issued q lease to me for the
same term
"Wells What are you going to do
about it?'
ssThat is very difficult to decide.
Were you not lady-and, permit me
to say, very charming one-I would
tell you TO go to the
"But l am lady, and i have no in
tention of going to any such place.
Come, | want to get my things in at
once. The first van, containing the
Kitchen utensils and table stores,
should be here in an hour. l need my
luncheon.s
Il, too. am hungry, having had no
breakfast l have all the parapher-
MALTA for meal. but that confounded
cook of mine has been taken i'll. She's
always i'll. Were it not for this would
relieve your hunger
"I'll get you luncheon"
Bless you, madam, my stomach
yearns''-
''An apron.''
There is the kitchen. You will have
to ransack for what you want"
The lady disappeared, and the man
sat waiting in the dining room. Pres
emily he went to closet, took out q
bottle and raped at the kitchen door.
you must keep out Of here. We
have no chaperon. am for the pres
ent your servant"
Put that in the ice box" And he
handed her a bottle of champagne.
Catching glimpse of her through the
partly opened door he saw that she
looked very neat in clean white cook
ing apron she had found and paper
cap she had made Then he went back
and listened TO the sputter Of broiling
chicken and the preparations generally.
Cant / help you?" he asked, going
to the door again, really to catch an
other glimpse.
mot unless you care to set the ta-
ble.''
How stupid of me not to think Of
itp' And away be went to the closet
for the linen, to the buffers pantry for
the dishes and to the sideboard for the
silver. Presently the kitchen door
opened, and the new tenant, with her
sleeves rolled up, showing pair of
plump, white wrists, dish In each
hand, entered:
You have forgotten the glasses~ she
$50 have. Here they are"
"And the pepper and salt and the
carving knife and fork and lot Of
things"
He hustled about till the wants were
supplied; then they sat down to table,
he having brought the wine and open
ed it.
'Broiled chicken, French fried pota-
toes and champagne" said the new
tenant. THAT is better than If the
supply were taken from my van"
1T is the company that especially
pleases me-"
THANK you. Now, let us proceed to
business. We must settle the matter
of the occupancy of this fat"
What do you say TO compromise?'
asked the present occupant.
I would agree to that"
"Very well; on what basisT
"You leave the fat to me-"
HIN! That would be rather one
sided. Suppose, for instance, you take
me to board"
That would be impossible. / am
busy all day at my profession. / am
an artist. have no time to devote to
the affairs of Others
.And am journalist All my time
is devoted to the affairs of Others
Il see."
"Then there is no way but for me to
destroy my lease."
You might retain room for few
days till you can secure other apart
.ments."
Very well, we will compromise on
that basis"
"Will you move your furniture this
afternoon?'
For heavens sake, where shall I
move it?'
True. This is a very disagreeable
episode"
by the bye, we have been talking
all this time not knowing each others
name.''
IF you will hand me that bag will
give you my card.
He did as she suggested, taking his
own card from his pockstbook. When
the two pastebparis lay on the table
both looked up astonlshed
"My little sweetheart OF twenty
years ago.'
The boy who vowed eternal con-
stancy the evening before be went to
college, then forgot all about it,
Not at all Your father was rich
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