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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19
In No Hurry.

Flibbert-You rich uncle says he
wants to be cremated.
Gangleigh-Yes, but he is in no hurry
about it-Boston Transcript.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19
So He Get. Around.

Ethel Gracious, Mabel, why do you
lace so awfully whenever Cholly Low
six comes around?
Mabel-Oh, the poor fellows arm II
SO short. Smart Set.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19
rha auestlon.

II have perfect horror Of marrying
a poor man and living, in small way"
"But, darling, I shall grow"
"Ah, but viii you develop financially
aslfast as develop in social ambitionT
Life.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Different Investments In Mind.
julius Would you like to live your
life over again?
Edgar-No, but I'd like to spend over
again all the money I've spent.-Stray
Stories
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19
Inhoanftable.

"Smithers is positively the most In
hospitable man ever. saw"
"Yes; never knew him even to en-
tertain an idea."--What to Eat.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Mr.. Skimmerhorn (as the participants
in the debate became personaD-I was
laundering fool when / asked you to
marry mel
Mrs. Skimmerhorn-Well, you looked
IT Exchange.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

The first ice cream ever sold as reg
ular article of commerce was shipped
by Boston merchant named Tudor In
1905. He sent a load to Martinique.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19
she Had = winninr way.

Nodd-C Come around to my house to.
night and play poker.
Todd Who Is going to be there?
"Just my wife,"
I'm afraid can't afford 1t, old man."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Mrs. A. l.. Brooks nerves must
have suffered severe strain during
the initiation into the secret order T..
+. o. last Thursday night. She left
her innocent young daughter and u
demure school ma am in charge of the
house during her absence, but upon
her return she found spooks and skele-
tons grinning in her face at every
turn Even practical Miss Stearns
who has long been accustomed to the
horrors Of these ceremonies, was SO
over-wrought that She heard myster-
ious whisperings in her room and ice
cold fingers touched her face. She
now declares with Mrs, Brooks that
there are more things in heaven and
earth than are treated of i'm our phi
losOphios.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

The price paid to quiet conscience
keeps mighty few people poor.-Chica-
go News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

The prismatic color Of shells, scales
Of fish, wings of insects and feathers
Of birds depend upon the interference
Of light in the thin plates that compose
the integuments.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Johnson a. Buck have received u lot
of their spring supplies Of machinery.
Their new samples are up and they
are ready to sell YOU goods.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Some claim that coeducation encour-
ages matrimony. Why not? Isn't mat
rimony coeducation?-Sa Even
Ing Post
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19
HI. Idea of the Matter.

do you think you ought to demand
SO much money for campaign pur-
posesT' said the man who resents mod
ern election methods.
"Wcll," answered Senator Sorghum
thoughtfnlly, ''if were rich enough to
put up campaign fund all by myself
I don't know that would be In poll
tics at all."- Washington Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Dan Mccarthy who has a position
with the Bell telephone company, Wis
tied here this week with his parents
and friends.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Geo. McClain, a veterinary surgeon,
of Extra, was in town Monday, being
called east of town to do some vetori-
nary work,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Joe Moon was remarking the
other day, after reading the articles
in the inside pages of the REpUBr.I-
CAN about Abraham Lincoln, which
were accustomed by the anniversary of
his birth, that he lived for many
years In Illinois in the immediate
neighborhood where Lincoln had his
home before moving to Springfield.
Mr.. Moon lived only about two miles
from the old Lincoln farm, and was
personally acquainted with the most
OF those families Of whom Lincoln's
biographerS speak as being intimate.
| ly associated with Lincoln.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19
NJ. +. Jenkins, OF Brayton, was u
business visitor here Tuesday.

Window shades. the ! foot length.
for sale by j w. Baker. IL
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

a Black Jack for sale, mealy points,
four years old. "A sure foal getter
Edquire Of James Law, Audubon. Il
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Miss Mildred Smith, who has been
here visiting her parents, left Friday
for Grinell to visit n short time before
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

There will be no school here tomor-
row as the teachers are going this
evening to Carroll To attend the Cen
trail Iowa Teachers Association meet
ing there today and tomorrow.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Mr., and Mrs. Langworthy returned
from Ohio Tuesday and will make
their home here again. Their many
friends are glad to greet them again,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Mrs. Flo Hensley, OF Extra, who
haze been visiting her sister, Mrs ".
y. Horton, retnrned home Monday
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

See the display Of Colonial plate
and the burning OF the boar's head at
the NJ, II. basement on the 9th.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Ed Young, Of Greeley township.
was in town Monday and sold team
Of horses to Mr. Henneberry
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

John Henneherry, horse buyer
shipped Il car of horses to Chicago
from here Monday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

For SALE Good timothy hay Ia
barn, ~ miles north Of Audubon.
l2-w3* JAMES LEE
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Shromp Binner, of Extra, was q
county seat visitor Yesterday He is
one Of the solid fellows down there.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Tom Davis who has been at Red
Oak visiting his brother, returned
home q few days ago.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Taste your grandmothers cuStard
pie and gingerbread at the Colonial
snnper March u.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-03-19

Walter. Nelson, of Atlantic, visited
here oyer SUNDAY With Is. Al Nelson
and Wife,
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09
Mckittrlck.

c. Leach attended the Teachers
Institute In st. Louis last week.
He reported a good time and said
there was large number OF teach
ers present.
Dr. Burch was down from Rhine
land several days last week on
professional business.
Xmas and New Year passed OIL
very quitely In this place.
Miss Emma Schmidt returned to
her home at Mokane Sunday, after
spending a week here visiting
friends.
Tom Cullom Is at home again
after beinl in st. Louis for severa
weeks having his eyes treated.
Willie Meyer left for Warrentoi
Saturday to take up his studies
again at c. w. C. after spending
the holidays with home folks.
II. Lantow and C. Hart made
business trip to Jonesburg Tues
day.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09
Wafch 81. Louis.

The Greatest Worlds Fair the
world has ever seen will be held at
st. Louis In 1904. To keep in
touch with the work OF preparation
for this great Worlds Fair aud to
get all the news of all the Earth,
every reading person should at
once subscribe for the great news
paper Of st. Louis, the GLOBE
DEMOCRAT. II stands pre-
eminent and alone among Ameri-
can newspapers, aud acknowledges
no equal or rival. Its circulation
extends to every sinta ""'' ''",'"
where there are readers OF the
English language. 1t ought to be
in your home during the coming
year. See advertisement cisc-
where In this Issue. W.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09
Mrs. Dockery Dead.

Mrs. Dockery, wife OF the Gov
ernor OF Missouri, died at the
executive mansion in Jefferson
City last Thursday morning Jan.
ist 1908 at 5:i5 o'clock. Funeral
services were conducted at the
mansion at 8 p. m. Thursday and
the body was taken to Chilicothe
ana laid to rest In the city cemetery
at that place Friday. She was
born at Liberty, Mo-, March 10,
isi9. She was the mother oi
eight children all having died In
their infancy. She leaves two
sisters Mrs. Margaret b. Lincoln
of Bowling Green, Mo. and Mrs
Carrie B. Orr of Kansas City.
This 10 the third death that has
taken place In the present execut
i've mansion. Governor Marina
duke and Miss Carrie Crittcnden
daughter of Governor Crittende'
died there.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09
Final Settlement.

Notice IL hereby given that the
undersigned administratriS OF the
estate OF jacob Leu, deceased, wiz
at the next regular term of the Pro-
batc Court OF Montgomery County,
Missouri, to be began aud held Mt
the court house In the town oi
Montgomery City, ON the t.'rd
Monday In January, 1903. make n
final settlement of the said estate.
MARY LEU, Administratrix.
Estate of jacob Leu, deceased.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

A Schnell and son Roy were In
Rhineland last Wednesday.
James Bethel made business
trip to Rhineland Wednesday.
Percy Gillette spent Sunday at
Black Walnut.
VIM. Howard and wife returned
home Sunday after spending a
week with relatives at Marthys-
vile.
Two OF Mr.. Flutes little boys
were seriously hurt during the
holidays.
Miss Jennie Taylor attended the
ball at Rhincland New Years eve.
A Limbcr" -.~-..".s''sS "'"'
Rhineland.
J. Sandmeycr spent the holidays
with homo folks. He left Satur-
day for warrcnton to again resume
his school work at @. w. c.
Miss Minnie Kcccker spent
several days Mt Jefferson City
visiting relatives and friends.
Dave and A Chilcs and sister
Miss Martha spent Xmas week
with their home folks at Pcndlcton.
DIR. Bet was In st. Louis several
days last week.
New Ycrs's day often bring
gladness and sometimes sorrow tc
many n home. But judging by
the smile upon Jim Bcthers fac'
we may know 1t was joy to him
Asked the reason why, and h
informed us that his wife prcsente'
him with fine pair of twin girl
on that day. Mother and babe
are doing well.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09
Wald.0iven.

Marion +. " aid OF st. Louis, son
of c. F. Wald and wife of this city
and Mrs. Maude Z. Given, former
ly of Roubidox, Mo-, were married
New Years eve at Clayton, st.
Louis county.
Mr.. wald is engaged In the
grocery business in st. Louis and
took his bride at once to theii
home in that city.
His friends here wish him hap
. py and prosperous future.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09
PURE FOOD DECISION.
U. S. Supreme Court Dismissed Whit
ney Layton's Writ Of Error.

A dispatch from Washington
says that the United States SUI
premc Court on Monday dismissed
the writ of error In the case of
Whitney Layton VS.. tho State
of Missouri.
The case involved the validity of
the Pure Food Law of the State.
Layton, whose place of business
Is st. Louis, was found guilty in
the trial court of the use of alum
In the manufacture of baking
powder, and n fine of 500 was inn
Poe"d' The effect OF to-day's
opi".~ - .. tr.,
against Layton standing
Minor Hunter, n negro, hns con-
fcsscd that he obtainsd n verdict
for 5000 for personal injuries
against the wabase railroad on
pcrjurcd testimony. VIII Pleas
ants, n witness TINT supported
Hunter also made qnidavit that he
had not told the truth at the trial.
The case was tried Mt Warrcnton,
Mo, in November 1902. The at
torncy that represented the plain
till claims that he did not know
his client was lying to him and h'
Is one of the most vigorous OF tho
parties insisting on the prosecution
of the two men. Hunter claimed
that he had bought ticket from
Warrcnton to Joncsburg and wa
injured by the carclcssncss OF tn
train men July 4, 1902. In his con
fcssion he states that he boarde'
the train while II was In motio
and bought no ticket. The jur,
that tried the case disregarded tn
evidence OF the train men an
believed the plaintiff and his fello
r conspirator. The prosecuting al
Y torney Of Warren county Will er
}, deavor to make an example
men who produce this class
testimony. It would undoubtcdl
be for the good of the legal bus
ness of the state II many actiol
y y OF this sort were brought N
!" vigorously prosecuted. II Is
:, - most beyond belief that jury W
!" take the word OF two self-confess
- - perjurers in preference to men
" ability like that required of tho
~ =, who operate railway trains
:. Macon Republican.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09
Big Spring.

Miss Clara Whitcrides returned
to Slater, Mo. last Saturday.
Herbert whitcsidcs returned to
st. Louis this week.
Lulu Hagcrdorn OF near this
place went to Rhincland last Sat-
urday to spend a few months
with relatives.
Jim Blackburn OF Fulton is visit
ing DIR. Mccall this week.
A grand ball will be given Mt
the Woodman hall OF this place
Jan. o, 1909. Come everybody
and spend most pleasant even
ing.
Prof. Coon will give Dondcr-
beck show at this place one night
next week.
Our band boys went out screnad'
ing New Years night. The boys
report a jolly time.
The party at Mrs. Noers Friday
night was not so well attended a
expected. owing to the bad weather
Those that were present spent
pleasant evening.
Where will the next party be
| don't see why Bill Nyc don
hustle around a little and get us
D party In his neighborhood.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

John Coffman OF High Hill was
here Tuesday.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

DIR. Hudson was in wellsville
Wednesday.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

Chas. Wade and wife were visit
ing at New Florence Sunday.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

Miss Daisy lockwood visited at
Jonesburg last Sunday.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

Good hot chocolate with plenty
of cream. @. L. Nuns & Co. serve
It early and late, it's new thing
In Montgomery. Only . cents.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

Misses Carolic and Virgic See
returned Sunday from a weeks
visit Mt Warrcnton.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

Miss Bculah Bentley returned
Tuesday from a visit TO relatives
near Wellsvillc.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09
WASHINGTON LETTER.


grcss convenes at noon to-day and
will bend its energies with cxcept-
ional application to the accom-
plishmcnt OF the great amount OF
work which remains to be done
before the end of the session. /
With the parliamentary ability for
which he has long bccn famous,
Senator Quay has managed to
preserve the statuds of his tcrritor- /
ial bill which Is still the unfinished d
business. The early houss Of the ]
session session s,i gill ,a"phs Senate to ad-
minister to the Omnibus bill its
coup de grace but 1t will require
exceptional ability to catch MIR.
Quay oil his guard. Meanwhile,
an opposition measure wh'ch
proyidcs for the admission of
Oklahoma and Indian Territory as
one state has been introduced ana
will be used as foil for the more
sweeping measure.
There IL intense interest In the
fate Of the Cuban treaty. At the
last Cabinet meeting 1t was de"
termined to force the issue, In so
far ms the Administration has the
, power, and to make vote for its
ratification test of loyalty to the
, president. Nevertheless there are
some Senators who regard the bill
n as the first step In movement
A which has for its ultimate end the
$ lowering OF the Dingley tarih and
= they are, as yet, strongly opposed
To the convention. Senator Platt
of Connecticut returned to Wash
ington early with view to getting
"a grasp on the situation and o
furthcring the interests OF th'
10 measure Of which he Is n knowi
champion. Senator Scott is one o
Is those believed to oppose the bill
t. although he refused TO acknowl
ns edge his opposition when ap
proached by your correspondent
A. on the 7th, n hearing will be give
to the friends OF the New Found
=, land treaty Its opponents havin
90 already been heard. II is not re
n, parded Mt this time as likely thf
- the treaty will be ratified howcve
The most interesting politicf
feature OF the week Is the publicI
u ton of Senator Hoar's anti-tru
NV bill which, II not an administratic
measure, conforms closely to u
Id Recommendation OF the Prcsidel
US and the Attorney General. 1t pr
vidcs for full publicity for u
lay usual form OF trust and prohibi
as ombinations In restraint OF trad
,er. Already, serious opposition h
n developed In the person OF Re
rcsentative Jenkins, chairman
be. the judiciary Committee, the su
mt port of which committee must
q A secured before the bill can col
before the House for considerable
There are many who regard
..,. bill as unconstitutional but 1t m
a. be passed II only to test the law
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

John Jeifcrs Jr. of New Florence
was transacting business In Mont
gomcry Monday.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

Marshal and Marion Allen OF ST.
Louis returned to their home FRI
day after a few days visit with
their grand parents here.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

b. V. Sharp of Mexico was here
Tuesday.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

T. Peters of Williamsburg re-
turned Tuesday from a busincs trip
10 st. Louis.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

J. II. McClcary and vile visited
relatives in New Florence Tues
day.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

Dorsey Lcavcll and wife and
Miss Lula Wilson and VIM. Nc
Clure of New Florence were the
guests OF relatives at this place
Monday.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

Hughet Baker and sisters Misses
Marguerite and Catharine, charm-
ingly entertained a few friends
Wednesday evening. Ping Pong
and the Pea Nut hunt were the
games. Miss Jennie Martin won
the prize and Ed Baker the BOBBY.
After the hunt Miss Baker served
some delicious refreshments, and
the young people had the jolliest
time imaginable watching the old
year out
TIL. following were the recipients
OF Misses Bakers genial hospitality
Misses Lucille Fox, Virginia
Leach, Nellie Scanland, Anna
Blades, Glovine Baker, Jennie
Martin, Nellie Leach, Susan Hud'
dleston, Martha Graham, Grace
Scanland, Nellie Bakcr, Marth'
Blades. Messrs William Dixon
Leslie Blades, Abb Harrison, Her
bert Whitesides, Web Baker
Prentice Martin, Ed Baker, Ale'
Graham and Alfred Fox.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

l.. ID. aud Foster Mudd of near
Bcllilower were In town We'nes-
day.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

@. +. Nuns & Co. still run their
cold fountain, In connection they
run n hot fountain-hot chocolate,
beef tea and coffee.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09
Jonesburg.

w. A. Jones formerly of this
place, but now Of LaBelle, Mo. Is
visiting his family here.
Postmaster Pegram Of Montgom-
cry was here Tuesday on business
Mrs. Cloc Stephens entertained
a few of her fricndf in hospitabie
manner New Years night.
Capt. Hukcriede of near Truxton
was In town Monday on business
Rufus Aston was hauling wheat
to Wilson Bros. Monday.
Wilson & Rodgers have moved
their stock OF hardware into th'
new Hess building.
Mrs. John Linthicum OF Truxtoi
passed through here Tuesday OF
her way home.
The Montgomery tribune., 1903-01-09

Chas. Perkins a Missouri farmer
OF Avrella won the Si75 prize which
was offered for the best bushel OF
corn raised in Missouri, Kansas,
Iowa or Nebraska. 1t contained
2t ears that weighed 10 lbs. and
there was not an imperfect car In
the display.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1903-10-20

hlm IN the government OF the state
have discharged the duties committed
to their hands by the people.
Praise for Governor.
iowa has been happy from the be-
ginning in the character of the men
who have filled our highest offices, and
in the long list of state officials none
has left better record of faithful
service than the present governor
and the men who cooperate with him.
The state itself with all its benign in
political faith of the men who have
built upon these prairies the enduring
structure OF great commonwealth.
Mr.. Sullivan on the Tariff.
good many things in his fifteen column
speech. | think he arranged that
speech as lawyer does a bill OF ex-
ceptions, covering great many things
he does not intend to argue fully. One
cannot help admiring the zeal and ac-
tivity with which Mr.Sullivan restates
the criticisms against the protective
tariff policy. which have passed from
one generation to another, from one
century to another, from the first con-
gress to the fifty-eighth. 1t is no dis
paragement to him to say that he has
added nothing to the accumulated
mass of this criticism. for indeed
nothing has been added to it by any.
body in the lifetime of the men now
living and little for the past hundred
years. Even the epithets and off
hand maledictions against the policy
scattered somewhat promiscuously
through the candidates speech only
serve to recall the primitive stages
of the debate when John Randolph o.
Roanoke, in the house of representa-
| tiyes, pressed the language of vitup
GRAFTON to the limit in his wild and in
coherent wrath against the tariff leg
islation of his own day.
Views Entitled to Sympathy.
"The present day argument in fav
or of changing the industrial system
of the United States is entitled to re
i spect and sympathy; the respec
which belongs to age and the sym
4 pathy which is expected by hard luck
1t has made little impression on mel
.LoYer 81 and such impression as it ha
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1903-10-20

to please the audience. Senator Dol
liver's address was an auspicious open
ing for the local campaign. Senator
Dolliyer strongly endorsed the candi-
dacy of Hon, A. w. Buchanan for the
legislature calling attention to the
splendid service rendered in the past
in the councils of state by the repub-
lican candidate. There were many
the speaker and they fully attested
their appreciation of the address by
their abundant applause.
The Introductory Remarks.
Calvin Manning was chairman of the
meeting and he introduced the speaker
with few choice words. Mr.. Manning
said: Ladies and Gentlemen:--I con-
gratulate the republican central COM
mittee upon having such an auspicious
opening for the campaign this year.
1t gives me- great pleasure to intro
duce to you asgentleman who needs no
introduction, who having served twelve
successive years in the house of con-
gress was promoted to the United
States senate. | take pleasure in in
Producing Iowa's junior senator, Jona-
than p. Dolliyer, OF Fort Dodge. SEN
ator Dolliver spoke in part as follows:
Senator Delivers Speech.
.Ladies and Gentlemen: 1t is a
very great pleasure to me to have the
opportunity of participating with you
in the opening of the campaign for Wa
pello county, and | thank my friend
the chairman, for his very kind eX
pressions in introducing me- | have
had in other years opportunities te
was the speech of Mr.. Sullivan il
opening the democratic campaign. L
is because we appreciate the charac
ter and ability of the democratic can
didate for governor that we value the
tribute which he paid to the STATE
government of Iowa
Is "In long speech, and | must say {
good one, Mr. Sullivan passed by thu
whole field of state politics withou
venturing word of criticism or ;
suggestion of reform This fine char
: fly of silence was not accidental. !
means that the ablest and most sa
gacious democratic leader of low;
recognizes the wisdom the diligenc
and the success with which Goyerno
Cummins and those associated wit
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier., 1903-10-20
Praises Mr.. Buchanan.
Jerry sullivan's Compliment.

"It is a peculiar thing that our
brethren ON the other side in arrang-
ing their campaign for this year, ne
elected to provide any issues for the
campaign in Iowa. One of the most
splendid compliments ever paid by the
leader of one political party to another