The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-15
MIR. DOOLEY ON ACHIEVE
 MENTS OF CONGRESS

, Tiddy Rosenfelt. wrote them a letthe, sayin' that they had dons well. They were a credit to tn country an he wal proud iv thim as he cud be considherin tn diff'rence in their age He wud like to pat thirn on tn head but he cud or,'y pull their whiskers. 'Sinitors.' says he no Shit since come iv age has sx- celled ye. If annywan iv ys want ric- ommendation as 6initor somewheres else, I will write 1t fr ye. have found ye faithful, accomydatin', obligin', indus- threes, honest, yes, indeed. I have niver known ye to faii in pollteness in showtn' me tn dure Ye have well ful6lisd tn best thraditions iv ye'er hon'raols body but We haven't done amy wurruk, 90 l must call ye in extra sessyon an ask ye to get busy if ye don't want to bs an everlastin' dissrace to tn counthry,' he says.
 '.An there 70 ar-re. What's tn throy,. ble, says yer They ain't amy throubis. It's a question iv sinitoryai courtesy. What's that? Wen, Hinissy, ye see, there aan't amy rules in tn Shit Ivrybody gets up whin he wants to an hollers about anything that comes into his head whin Dorean was in wash'nton, he wint to hear tn debate on tn naval bill, an Sinitor was r-readin' tn Life iv Ma polyon to another Sinitor who was asleep. Siintoryal courtesy rules tn body If ye let me talk, I'll let ye sleep. Tn presidin' officer can't come down with his hammer an bid wan iv thin win ra- ble men, grim with thraditions, to chase himself firm tn fure. In such a case 1t wud be parlyminthry fr tn grim Sinitor to heave An ink-well at tn presidin' off1- cer. Undher sinitoryal courtesy 1t Is proper an aven affable to call a fellow Sinitor a liar It is tn hith iv cour- tesy to rush over an push his cigar down his throat, to take him be tn hair an dhrag him around tn room. or to slap him in tn eye on account iv a diff'renee iv opinyon about collectors iv intarnal revenue. Southern Sinitors has been known to use small case knife In a controversy. It Is etiket to take off ye CT boots in tn heat tv debate. It Is courteous fir a Sinitor to go to sleep an swallow his teeth while another Sinitor is maxim a speech. But wanst a Siintor Is on his feet. 1t is tn i1ith iv misbehayvor to stop him except f'r tn purpose iv givin' him a poke in tn nose. Afther a rough-an' tumble fight. tn Sinitor who prevyously had tn fiure can get up firm 1t if able an raysume his spectacles, his wig an his speech. But while he has
 
 monarch iv all he surveys No rules fr thim ol' boys. Ye can say annything against thim but If ye attack that pala- jeem iv our liberties, tn sacred right to drool, thehy rally at wsnst. Me frind Sinitor Morgan knew this an says he: 'Gintlemen, thy'se bill here I don't want to see passed. It's mischeevous' foul. criminal bill. I didn't inthrojooce it. I don't wish to obsthruct 1t. If an- nywan says I do. sinitoryal courtesy VIII compel me to jam tn libel down ms throat with a stove litter. l will ony make speech about it. In tn year fourteen hundherd an two An so ne goes on. He's been talkin iver since an he's on'y got down to tn sixteenth cinchry where tn question broadens out. No wan can stop him. m air is full iv his wurruds Slintors lave Washn- ton an go home an spind a week with in family an come back an that grim or vethran is still there. poorin' out moist an numerous language. They SC no raison why he shuddent talk friver' I hope he will. I don't care whether ne does or not. I haven't frind In tn S,n,t. As fir tn Pannyma Canal. ls thirty to wan I'll niver take ride on H. Rut that's sinitoryal courtesy.
 "what's to be done about IL! asKeo MT. Henessy. ud frinds stay here whin ye ought to De homer asked MT. Dooley
 .eYe tur-rn out tn gas." said MT. Hen messy. AZ, s,.,. ,, said Mir Dooley.