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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
EPWORTH LEAGUE
HOLDS A REVIVAL
Similar Meeting to Take Place at OIIvet
M. E. Church Tonight.

The union revival meeting of all the
Epworth League societies Of the city,
held last evening at Bates Avenue Meth
odist church, was marked by a notable
attendance. The speakers were B. T.
Butler. president of the Epworth leagues
of st. Paul; Rev. G. H. Ryan, pastor
Bates Avenue church. and Rev. A. L.
Koeneke, pastor Dayton's Bluff German
Methodist church The speaking partook
much of the nature of a discussion upon
the subject: THE Necessity Of United
Effort"
Tonight similar meeting will be held
in Olivet Methodist church, Juno and
Victoria streets, at which the principal
speaker will be Rev. J. A. Lumley, Hud
son, Wis. Miss G. Gates will be heard
in several vocal numbers.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
SQUASH TOURNAMENT
FINALS PLAYED OFF
Winner of Last Years Championship Is
First Again.

TUXEDO PARK, N. Y, Feb. %. = The
lea We're played off this afternoon at
the courts of the Tuxedo Tennis and
Racquet club, and resulted in a victory
ner of last years championship, who cas-
lily defeated B. Wendell Jr.. the Harvard
crack. in three straight games. The finals
cid not prove to be the battle that was
ter form. BY today's victory he gets a
second lien on the $500 j. Henry Smith
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
FILES INVOLUNTARY PETITION.
International investment Company Is De-
cIared InsoIvent.
CIT Otis \

ST. LOUIS, Mo, Feb 23.-An involun-
tary petition in bankruptcy was filed
In the United States district court to-
day against the international Investment
company, which formerly conducted turf
cooperative investment business. The
petition filed by Attorney G. F. Schneider
alleges that the company is indebted to
the extent of $780, and is insolvent,
and that the manager, w. ]. Hogue, has
disappeared.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
Six Rounds With MCCOY

PHILADELPHIA. Pa, Feb 23.-Jack
McCormick. of this city. stayed six
bout was something of a farce, as Nc
Cormick was entirely outclassed. He
TOOK the count ten times and only once
succeeded in landing on Mccoy McCor-
mick was on the defensive throughout.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
CLAUDE WINS THE DERBY.
Epicure, the Favorite, Is Third in lngIe
side Feature

Epicure, the Favorite, Is Third in IngIe-
side Feature.
SAN FRANCISCO. Cal, Feb 23.-In
the presence of the largest crowd of the
season, Claude won the California Derby
at Ingleside today, with Gold Van and
Epicure. the favorite, third. The sport
was favored by fine weather and good
track and the card was an attractive one.
The Derby field was reduced to six start
ers owing to Withdrawals of Krishna Ell
lott, Fossil and Frank Bullock. Gold
Van and DuraZZo opened favorites, but
the money went in on Epicure, and at post
time he had the call. Claude was a well
played third choice. To good start
Durazzo and Epicure went out in front
while J. Daley, on Claude. avoided the
early pace. At the head of the stretch
Claude moved up and passing Epicure as
sumed the lead while Durazzo fell back.
He Won handiiy from Gold Van, who ran
gamely under the heavy impost of 127
pounds. Epicure. affected by the early
pace tired, but lasted long enough to be
third. The event had value of So, 400,
OF which $3.50 went to the winner.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
Not a Real CHALLENGE.

LONDON, Feb. 23.-The announcement
cabled Feb. 20 that a definite challenge
had been received from Harvard Yale
for an athletic meeting during the COM
ing summer with team representing on
ford and Cambridge was incorrect. The
cablegram received was only Of a tenta-
tive nature. and referred to the advisable
ity OF SUCH challenge being issued.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
THREE-EYE LEAGUE
WILL MEET TDAY
Change Is Made to Accommodate PresI-
dent Sexton.

JOLIET. ILL.,, Feb. 23.-Word was re-
ceived here today that the spring meet
ing of the Three-I league will be held here
tomorrow instead of Thursday, as orig
to accommodate President Sexton. who
Is anxious to leave for California, where
he goes to s<ttle the baseball war. The
schedule will probably be adopted to-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
WYLIE GRANT THE CHAMPION.
Wins First Place In Singles at National
Tennis Tournament.

NEW YORK. Feb. 23.-Wylie C. Grant,
of the New York Lawn Tennis club, won
ship in the singles today on the board
courts Of the Seventh regiment armory
Paired with. Robert Leroy, of Columbia
university, Grant also won the champion
We're We'll played before large gallery
In the doubles, Leroy weakened toward
the close of the match and Grant out
played the Cragin brothers without sup
port.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
Walkers BecIn to Out.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Feb. %. = Four
Of the twentyfour starters in the six-day
60 as -you-please race at Industrial hall
dropped out during the first twenty-four
hours. The score Of the eleven leaders
at midnight was: Deneen, 124 miles /
lap; Cavanaugh, 1922; Golden, 112; Train
or, 111.16; Metl1us, I'LL; Click, Iii; Dean,
110.10; Carroll. 1104; Hebelman, 1lO4:
Fahey, 110.1; Cartwright, 1101
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
Alterations at Peoria.

PEORIA, H., Feb. 23.-It was an
nounced today that the Peoria. Western
league ball park was to be rebuilt and
of entirely different plans. The diamond
will be made near the grand stand and
will be beneath a bed of cinders. The
diamond will be raised over one foot.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
Matthews Gets Decision.

PITTSBURG, Pa, Feb. 23-AIatty Mat
tonight over Tom Counig, Of Dunkirk
n. X, after ten rounds of fast fighting
Matthews had the better of the bout
throughout.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
TISHIMINGOES TEAM
SETS A HIGH MARK
Fourth Annual Bowling Tournament For
mally Opened.

fve-men teams bowled tonight three
games each The rishimingoes, Of In
dianapolis, were high pins, with 2.777,
the Hanger &SniOrS, Of Louisville, were
second, with $3.50, and the North Side
Turner's, of Cincinnati, were third vita
1857. The marks by the Tishimingoes
are considered a high one for the other
fvemen teams to aim at
Following are the totals of each team
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
BIG DOlNGS THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY


New orleans track,
usda Friday and Saturday
easily Ii played the
TINS
son. 1t IS the
ming period handle sandnoint
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
M'DoNOUGH BREAKS HAND,
Local Fighter Crippled In Second Round
of Fight.

Jack McDonough. of st. Paul, and Ed
die Croake, of Havre, Mont, were the
principals in ten-round Sparring exhibit
ton at Miles City last week. McDon-
ough was compelled to handicap himself
by agreeing to stop Croake in ten rounds.
unfortunately the ST. Paul man broke his
left hand in the second round, and the
bout went the limit. The conditions
were 20 per cent to the winner and 25
per cent to the loser. DR.. w. w. Andrus
acted as official time keeper and w. A.
Tremblay as referee
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
HUGH DUFFY is PRESIDENT.

Milwaukee Western League Club Elects
Officers.
MILWAUKEE, Wis Feb. 23.-The
board Of directors of the Milwaukee West
ern league baseball club today elected
officers as follows
President, Hugh Duffy; treasurer, Por-
ter Higsby; secretary, Walter w Row
land. ~
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
WiNoNA HAS A eoNsPIEL.
Curriers' From Illinois and Iowa PartIcI.
pate.

Special to The Globe.
WINoNA, Mimi. Feb. ga bonspiel
was held here today, participated in by
from DEBORAH Prairie and one from Wi
mona. The Winona and second Gales
Vile teams won the two morning matches.
and IN the afternoon the contest was he
tween the Winona and second Gales
vile teams, with the result that Gales
Vile won by a score of II to z On ac-
count OF the thaw the ice was in very bad
shape. ~
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24

Tarresch. 6; Maroczy and Mason, 5h:
Taubenhaus and Wolf AZ Albin 4:
Marshall, 81 Reggie, 215; Moreau, o.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
BROLASkI DISAPPEARS.

Alleged Turf Swindier Forfefts His So, 900
Bond.
CHICAGO. Feb. 23.-Harry BroIaski,
alleged Swindler and mead of the turf in
Nestment firm of I'll. Brolaski & Co, failed
to appear in court today. and Justice
Han declared his bonds of $4,000 forfeited
Brolaski was to be arraigned on four
charges of conducting a gambling institu-
ton. Miss Matte Woodin manager for
Benedict & Co., and M. J. Reck. the at
torney, We're in court. but their cases
were continued until March s.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
Skating Races POSTPONED.

Skating Races Postponed.
MONTCLAIR, N. j., Feb. 23.-Owing
to the bad condition of the ice of Verona
lake today, the National speed skating
championships were Indefinitely post
poned.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
WORLDS RECORDS
BROKEN AT COMO
Trotter Cora B Lowers Mark
Made by Cres-
ceuS.

Two ice track. records, one held by
Cresceus, the king Of trotters, and the.
other by Mollie Foster, local PAGER,
were broken on the ice track at Como
yesterday afternoon by Cora B., trot-
ter owned by w. Thurston, of Mime
apOlis, and 'Serringa, a PAGER owned by
J. F. Paisley, of st. Paul. The occasion
was the Washington's birthday meet
of the Capital City Driving club.
The matinee was, as planned by the
local driving club, the banner meet OF
the season, and with several Mime
apolis horses entered more than 5000
enthusiasts turned out from st. Paul
and Minneapolis.
The smashing of the records was the
feature of the meet. Cora B. was the
sensation of the afternoon. This Min
neapolis trofter not only lowered the
mark made by the great Cresceus in
Canada last week but turned the trick
twice, making better time in each of
the two heats than that set by the
stallion.
The races were on a half-mile
straightaway track. Cresceus' time for
the distance on the ice is given as 1907.
Cora B. made the distance the first
time in 1905 and on the second heat
in 1:04 IL.
In the free-for- all pace Serringa,
owned by J. F. Paisley, of st. Paul,
which is one second better than the
record held by Mollie Foster, the St.
Paul PAGER owned by H. M. Stocking.
The results follow:
serringa. ]. F. Paisley. Higbee. II 1
Prince Stephen, w. McLain,a :
LOOMS -.--..=-.. ...''.'1
Tags, r. Salter, Ayers. ......3 3
Lady Volanta J. Muer Martin. "A 4
Billy Boggs, W. T. Boggs, Boggs.5 6
Luverna. E. H. HILL Hill. .-......6 S
Time, 1903, 1902, 100.
Free-for-aH trOt-
Cora B, Thurston. Wilson. ..........1 l
Walnut, J.. F. Paisley. Paisley. ......3
Austin. M. Feyden. Higbee. .......2 3
Gray Wing, P. J. Kavanaugh, Kava-
Time, los, 1:O41a.
Pale Face, Bernhardt, Kenyon....2 l l
Pontiff Girl, Bergen, Bundle. .....1 2
German Willie, Mcdonnell, McDon-
Roam Hal, Eschelman. Collins 8 9
Romeo, A. Manning, Manning. ..5
Lottie c, Fred Schroeder, Black
Time, Los, i:o4k. 1861.
Judges, Dr. Eaton, j. Grimes, H. M.
Stocking; timekeepers, G. Hasey q.
Sherman, ]. Fenstermaker.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24

The fourth annual national bowling
tournament opened at ~Tomlinson hall here
tonight with 1900 people present.
At o'clock a gong sounded and Mayor
Bookwalter walked to the head of the
ten alleys; in company with Mayor Rose,
of Milwaukee. Short addresses were made
by both.
Mayor Rose congratulated the Cleve-
land bowlers, who were successful in
added:
There are other days coming for Mil
Waukee. and | am here to serve notice
to the bowlers that one year hence you
Will ind Milwaukee aggressive and in
the race for the national congress-
Mayor BOokWalter then called the
names Of the men who were to roll the
first balls down the alleys and so open
the tournament.
AS the gong sounded there stood at
the head Of the alleys, each with a ball
In his hand, the following:
Mayor Rose, Milwaukee; w. V. Thomp
son, Chicago; Samuel Karpf. Dayton,
Oh1o; Frank Pasdeloup, Chicago; Mayor
Bookwalter, indianapolis; DR.. Timm, New
York; Thomas Curtiss, New York; ex-
President Langhenry, Chicago; John York,
Cleveland; G. M. Stearns, Des Moines,
Iowa
Down the alleys the ten balls rolled. and
q snout Went up when the balls Of Mayor
Bookwalter, Mayor Rose and Thomas
Curtiss ''poodled." Secretary Garpf made
the record with nine pins down.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24

failing memory. premature, decay
SPEEDILY RELIEVED. Physical
wrecks made over, strong, robust and
healthy. Consult the Old Doctor AT
ONCE.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-24
Arachu, 3 to Il.
Bywdys, ; to L..
La Fleur, 3 tol.
won
won
. third
How $40 Won 1914 in Three DAYS

here IS complete record of
three of
ued plays
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09
PURSUIT OF. EPPERSON
A Nan Charged With the Larceny of a
Stamp Mill.

An effort IS being made to eNua1ite
William Epperson, a former resident of
Mojave county from Oklahoma. This
effort to recover EpPerson has been
in progress for the last two years
About that long ago he was located in
Texas and a requisition was made up
on the governor of that state for his
return to this territory. Before the
1equisition could be honored or other
action taken looking TO holding Epper~
son still h disappeared from Texas
and was only recently found in Okla
homa.
The precise charge against him can
not be gathered from the papers in his
case: that is, the legal Eame Of his
crime cannot be gathered. but it is
known net to be petty larceny, for he
is described as having stolen Il mill
from somewhere along the Colorado
river. He afterward sold the mill. The
papers do not describe the kind o. a
mill, but in the absence Of lumber
ing industries in that part Of the coun-
try and in the certainty that there is
little demand COR grist mills in that re-
SiOa. it is suspected that the proper
" purloined and carried away by Ep-
person was a stamp mill.
81 Epperson was not hitherto unknown
TO fame. About three years ago a cor
respondent Of The Republican at King
man caused t. be sent 10 this office
one night a description Of an episode in
which he had just figured. He said
that Epperson had just arrived in
town on a counting expedition and
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09
THE WOnAN'S CLUB
An Interesting Meeting Yesterday De-
voted Mainly 10 Art.

The regular meeting of the Wom-
ans club was held yesterday after
noon at the Free Museum and was
quite well attended, there being in the
ncighborhOod of forty ladies present
The day was devoted to the interest
cf the art department of the clubs
work and the programme was under
the direction of Miss Elizabeth Ken
drick. who is in charge of that de-
paTtment.
bliss Kendrick gave a most interest
ing illustration talk on the subject of
American Illustrators. Among those
specially mentioned were Abbey, Penn
berton, Parrish, Ibsen. McCutcheon,
CEristy, Chandler, Pyle, Kohn and var
ious others, and her remarks were
made clear by reproductions Of thesa
men in magazines and various other
publications. She described many of the
fine points of the work of each and
showed how their individuality could
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

called upon an cstimable young lady.
He was armed as il he was going to
war. In the course of his stay his wca-
pom was discharged with disastrous
results to both him ard the lady. \
portion of mis- person in the rear of
his hip was shot away and the bullet
finally found Judgment in the calf Of
the ladys left limb. The only comment
made i'm Kingman at the time upon the
incident took the general form of eX-
pressiOns of regret that Mr.. Epperson
had not been wounded in a more vital
spot.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

be detected by certain characteristics
Cf their work
Miss K@pler was also present and
furnished come delightful instrument
tai music. Cne r'' ce that was cSrec
tally well rendered was Tarantelle by
Mos I<owski.
The members are taking great in
tercst in the club work this year and
numerous visitors in the city are quite
regular in their attendance.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

The Valley meat market next door
to postomce VIII he oncn On md
after Dec. list, and viii handle the best
heef mutton, lamb, veal, pork, poultry,
fish. oysters, imported delicatassen and
everything that is sold in first class
market
ALFRED SAUNDERS.
Proprietor.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

The Commercial corral and livery
stable has new line of stock through
out with new horses, buggies, run
abOuts. Can furnish you with a desir-
able. turn out.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09
A CHRISTMAS turkey.

given to the person suggesting the
most appropriate name for my business
if acceptable.
Send only the name suggested, your
name and address. Contest closes Dec.
18th. George ID. Burtis. SO n. First
avenue.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

If you are interested in asgood meat
market visit the new one Just opened
next door to the postohice. Everything
new and modern.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Women and girls who have been IN
fortunate and are in need of a home
and friends can find them by address,
ing Crittenton Home, Highland addi-
ton, Phoenix, ArizoE4.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

WE HAVE THE LATEST novelties il
Indian Bead Work, Carved Leather
Leather Pillows, Moccasins and
Burnt Wood, i'm great variety. The
Curio, Second ave. and Jefferson st.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Spring lamb a speciality at the new
Valley Meat market next door to the
postonlce. Now open.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Cont rust your stomach with this
all0ali water. Use Puritas, phone main
16. Lightning Delivery.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

a FINE PRESENT for anyone is
pair of the Curio Moccasins; all siz-
es. Cor. jefferson st. and Second ave.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Hamilton, the tuner. Leave orders at
Redewills or Fountains music store.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Jessie NJ. Priestley-Lessons given i
oil and water color painting. 4
North 1st Ave.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

mason work. Residence, 2202 w. JEFF
ferson st. Phone Red 1926.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Strangers attention. Garments rem
ovated by expert. American Cleanin;
works. Phone Red 353.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09
TRADE TOPICS

/ 4 ~ = ~ -
See reward offered i'll want adv.
For distilled water phone main 16.
See reward offered in want adv.
/ Hair, Combs. Pompadors. Switches,
Latest styles, Hairdressing, Manicur-
ing. Mrs. Aylwin's Parlors, IL S. Cen
! ter, upstairs.
Recommended by all physicians
| Puritas' distilled, water. Phone main
! 10, Lightning Delivery.
Does your piano need tuningr Have
! Hamilton tune it.
Maple Leaf Bowling alley. basement
! McKee's store. Come and bowl.
Hamilton, the tuner. Leave orders at
Redewill's or Fountains music store.
Prof. Fountain. teacher of mandolin
guitar, violin. 2l5 L. Washington st.
\ FINE PRESENT for anyone is a
pair of the Curio Moccasins; all siz-
es. Cor. jefferson st. and Second ave.
Jas. /. Perry. contractor, brick and
mason work. Residence, 2202 w. JEFF
ferson st. Phone Red 326.
Jessie NJ. Priestley-Lessons given in
oil and water color painting. 40
North LIST Ave.
Strangers attention. Garments rem
ovated by expert. American Cleaning
works. Phone Red 353.
For Holiday Chairs and Furniture
go to the New Furniture Store. Sixth
ave. and Washington St, which is now
open for business.
DON'T FAIL to put in a VOTE for
the BONDS and remember that Christ
mas Turkey Fresh Fruit and oysters
at Geo. d. Burtis'. n. First ave
THE CURIO, Second ave. and Jeffer-
son St, can show you a cosy Indian
corner and supply you with goods for
one in your own home.
OuI car Oh new 1OTk state pure
apple juice cider and cider vinegar has
arrived Place your orders early
Family trade solicited.
MELCZER BROS. co.
WE HAVE THE LATEST novelties in
Indian Bead Work, Carved Leather.
Leather Pillows, Moccasins and
Burnt Wood, i'm great variety. The
Curio, Second ave. and jefferson St
Women and girls who have been IN
fortunate and are in need of a home
and friends can find them by address,
ing Crittenton Home, Highland addi-
ton, Phoenix, ArizoE4.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

For Holiday Chairs and Furniture.
go to the New Furniture Store. Sixth
ave. and Washington St, which is now
open for business.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Prof. Fountain. teacher of mandolin,
guitar, violin. 2f5 l.. Washington st.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Our car OF fine New York state pure
apple juice cider and cider vinegar has
arrived. Place your orders early.
Family trade solicited.
MELCZER BROS. co.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Maple Leaf Bowling alley. basement
McKee's store. Come and bowl.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

THE CURIO, Second ave. and Jeffer-
son St, can show you a cosy Indian
corner and supply you with goods FOX
one in your own home.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

DON'T FAIL to put in a VOTE for
the BONDS and remember that Christ
mas Turkey, Fresh Fruit and Oysters
at Geo. d. Burtis'. n. First ave.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

See reward offered in want adv.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Does your piano need tuningr Have
Hamilton tune it.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09
DR.. HTBBARD.

Hlbbard Building, 26-2S South Second Ave
nue., Phoenix, Arizona. CONSULTATION
FREE. Hours 1912 1-3. 81.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Recommended by all physician
Puritas' distilled, water. Phone mali
16, Lightning Delivery.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

Hair, Combs, Pompadors. Switches,
Latest styles, Hairdressing, Manicur-
ing. Mrs. Aylwin's Parlors, IL S. Cen
ter, upstairs.
Arizona republican., 1903-12-09

For distilled water phone main 16.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-23

Inc ov,ovU employees of the Pullman
Car Company at Pullman, ILL.,, who are
thoroughly organized. are preparing
to request shorter hours and no Sun
day work. The corporation is aware
Of the complete organization.
Michael Goldsmith, a member of the
board Of control and committee on or.
ganlzation Of the United Trades and
Labor Council of Cleveland, has issued
an appeal to the "People Of Cleveland"
in which he sets forth the necessity Of
a labor temple for Cleveland. The la
Dor unions of the city pay $4,000 an
nually for rent and furnishings for
their various halls. This money would
accrue to the labor lyceum in case the
building was erected while the tenants
would secure better service and halls
at lower rates.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-23

The hotel or 2OO5: Clerk-Michael.
are you about through moving those
trunks? Porter-Yis, sor; in few
minutes. Clerk-Well when you've
finished, stretch the life net over the
front pavement. Mrs. Hibawl has just
telephoned from the top floor that her
husband has fallen out of the window.
Smart Set.
Automobile proverbs: "To auto or
to be autoed, that Is the question"
IAN auto in the hand is worth two in
the repair shop" He who autoes and
rides away will live to auto another
day." Run over others as they would
run over you and-do it first" TO
have raced and lost is better than not
to have raced at all. "-Maryville (lIan }
Tribune.
In a Southern State the other day a
gentleman, who was waiting for his
train at a country station, asked a
porter who was lying on one of the
seats where the station-master lived,
and the porter lazily pointed to The
house with his foot. The gentleman,
very much struck at the mans lazi-
ness. said: IF you can show me q
lazier action than that, my good man,
I'll give you two-and-siX-p pence The
porter. not moving an inch, replied:
Put 1t in my pocket, gum Tit
Bits.