Arizona republican., 1903-07-12
Little James
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 bark in the Postofflce Business) "Competishun," sez w. TomInus Smith an Ujeans Brady Oneal an his Buzzum fren an ole Scoolmate Mister 1 Clary. lis tn Life of Bizness. Now is 1 cur Chanst to embark in tn Post Offs Trade. Tn Guverment is demorlized an Discurridged We're alreddy equipt fer it. We got our own Premusses an ! Fixchers incloodin' Generic Delivry
 Cases, Lock Boxes, Money Order De- partmence. Bag RaX. a Roorle Delivry Outfit, Stampin' Masheens an etset- tery. All We need is to git tn Pos eshun of 'em an work up a good line of Patronidge.
 We ort to do that fer this is a Demo- crat Community as th' last County Eleckshun shode an we think at tn Averidge Democrat would ruther git his Male out of a Democrat Post Offs n out of Republican Offs. They's been some things happenin' in th' Re publican Post offs department lately
 at ain't calclated to inspire no eonfi- dence into it. They wasn't never bet
 ter time n jist now to Lonch into tn
 Post Offs Bisness with Hoap of sux-
 ess. We'll make tn Feenix Post Offs
 tn Newcluss of a Democrat Post Offs
 Department"
 Mister Smith was to be tn Post Must CT Generic, Mister O'Neal tn Attorney Generic fer tn Post Offs Department. an his Buzzum fren an Ole Scool
 Mate, MT. Clary, was to be Suprintend- ent of tn Salries an Allowance Divish-
 un. Every thing was to be run accord in to tn Andrew JaXon Civic Servus
 Rools. Tn Clerx an Carriers an oth- CT employees was to be selected fum eligible list comprisin' tn members of tn Young Peoples Democrat Society.
 All at was needed was for tn Fee
 nix Post Offs Department to git pos
 eshun of it's own. Tommus Smith sez that's as eesy as Fallin' off a Log He sez Jim McClntocks got 'em an he's
 been instructed to give 'em up. But
 he aint done it yit,'' sez Ujeans Brady Oneal. Whats tn matter with our Replevyin' 'em?" asts Tommus Smith who was bizzy maxim marks showin
 what tn Profits of the new Post Offs
 was goin' to be. That's jist tn thing, ?
 sez Mister Oneal. tn Attorney Generic fer tn new Post Offs department, an he made out tn Rsplevy papers an Mister Smith took 'em to Sherff Cook We want 'em served rite away sez hlSIeF CIi1In- we been layln out or tn use of them Post Offs Premises an i Fixchers long enuff. Hunt up Jim Me Clintock at wunst an you'll ketch him With tn Goods. If you fool around | about it he's libIe to conseel 'em som'eres." Tn thought oi it Skeered Mister Smith sos at he run his fingers
 through his hair an made it stand on end.
 h Clintock an he give him a list of arti- | cles comprisin' a first class Post Offs outfit. He sez, sez he. Them things all belongs to Tommus Smith an he
 wants me to git 'em. He's around tn corner now waitin' fer 'em an boomin' tn growth Chooin Gum industries" Tn Post Master he red tn list over
 keerful an he sez, sez he, You kin
 Search Me" (with a strong axent on tn
 "MeD. Sez he, "I think I seen some of these here things layin- around the Post Offs. I'm most shure I notised
 that Generic Delivery case tn other ! day. They was a girl standin' behint It at tn winder or I mightn't a seen it atall You kin have 'em so fun. as
 I'm concerned, but you got tn wrong ! man Replevied. The feller you're af- l ter is tn United States Government
 When tn Sherff told Mister Smith
 what tn Post Master sez, he took a | appeel to Justice Robberson's court an he decided yesterday at Mister Smith
 was in tn Rite but at he wasn't in l Poseshun yet, an he cuddent say exact ly when he would be, but he sez he
 ruther thought it wuddent be much before tn Guverment got Reddy to git 1 out
 So tn Phoenix Post Offs Department
 which confrunts this Community is
 what's called a Theory ruther n a | Cundishun or Fact
 LITTLE JAMES.