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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
CARLYLE AND EMERSON,
No Evidence That Either Ever seri-
ously Studied Christianity.

The grave charge is to be brought
against both Carlyle and Emerson that.
while they We're the product of Chris
tan civilization and drew the sub
stance of their message from the re-
Hgious faith of their people, there is
no evidence that either ever seriously
studied Christianity. The greatest
phenomenon in human history engages
but lightly the attention or the enthu-
siasm of either, nor does either fathom
the need of the humanity that has
risen on the strength of the gospel of
Christ. 1t was the dim perception of
this fact that led Lord Jeffrey to re-
mark to Carlyle that he went about
as II he were to found new religion.
No one had done anything for mans
soul until he came. One can hardly
read the correspondence of Carlyle and
Emerson without the feeling of their
excessive consequentialness in the
presence Of the immense historic
achievement Of spiritual genius; in the
presence of the spirit, the teaching and
the influence Of Jesus. Both were es-
sentially modest men, and yet they
lived in the sense of uniqueness and
an importance which they do not pos
scss. They are both frequently oracu-
lar when uttering with literary distinc-
ton only the commonplace moral wis
dom of the Christian world It is
valid criticism upon Carlyle and Emer-
son that they failed to recognize the
rock whence they were hewn and that
they did not exhaust the quarry; that
they were oblivious of the pit whence
they were digged and that the precious
metal remained after they were taken
out in boundless abundance-Rev.
George A. Gordon, D. D., in Atlantic.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
A Highland Stole.

The following little dialogue was
overheard in far north hamlet:
Mae, l hear We have fallen in love
wi bonnie Katie SteVenS'
"Wecl, Sandy, was near-verra near
-daein' it, but | found the lasSie had
nae silier, SO | said to myself. Mae, be
n man And l WAS a man, and moo |
pass her by WI silent coutempt."-
London Telegraph.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
EmDhasiZing Il Fact.

There are peculiarities, idiosyncrasies
of expression. which emphasize and
acccntuate facts. 1t is not enough to
say, he is deaf" We invariably add,
''as post" 1t would appear sufficient
to say, "he is blind" but we prefer in
nearly all cases to admit of no contra
dlction by announcing that he is "stone
blind" To be dead" should suffice;
dead as a doornaiP' clinches the fact.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
What Mcerschnum Really Is,

There is very general impression in
the minds of smokers that the meer-
schaum part of the pipe, which they
treasure so carefully and take SO much
pride and satisfaction in "coloring," is
compressed sea foam. Such, however,
is not the case. The German word
meerschaum means in English foam of
the sea, but its formation has nothing
to do with the sea. 1t is kind of clay,
comes out of mines like coal and is
found only in Turkey.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
City Property

One and onehalf story house, six rooms, bath
room, closets, pantry, water and sewer, stable,
dollars.
House and lot, 3-room house, barn, wood shed
Price $50 dollars
One lot. two houses and stable good renters.
Price POO dollars. Call and get full descrip,
ton of this desira BILE property.
Lot Is, block 1Oi. Price $50 dollars.
Lot !, block l3o, corner lot. Price POO dollars.
House and lot, also furniture. Price $3.50.
One frame lodging house. water and sewer
corner lot, Price $500.
Lot and house on east side. five rooms, we'll
fruit trees, sidewalk, stable, lot fenced, furni
ture, Price $500.
House and lot in high school addition, five
room house. Price 500.
Good lot, also two room house and woodshed
Price 500,
Main St. lot and building, Price $500
nice 7-room house. east front, water and
sewer connection, electric light, small barn, Is
81, 200.
5o-foot corner lot and shack. Western add
Lots II and is, block 1o7; 100 feet frontage
nice location cheap. Price 500, cash,
Lot II, block 3d. 500.
Lot 10, block 81, 275.
Lot 6. block 1854, 100.
six.room house and lot; water; sewer in al
ley; chicken house; stable; wood house. Price
5O-foot, Main street, east front, between sre
and 4th streets. Fine business location. Less
and sewer in alley. Price $525.
Seven.room house and lot; bath; furnace
sewer; lights; Fourth ave. east. Best location
| in town. Cheap. Price $500.
House and 50-foot lot: three rooms and kitch
en-; good barn; NTH ave. west. Price $500
| A bargain.
In addition to the above property we hay
| City Property, Acreage, Timber Lands and Re
llinqnishments, Oil Stocks in the kintla LAX
| Oil Co., Mining Stocks, and are Agents for tn
Dominion Lands in the Northwest Territory
Fire and Life Insurance
Sl6 Main St., Kalispell, Montana
CALL AND SEE US.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
His Artistic Sense.

"Charley, DEAR said young Mrs.
Torkins, you shouldn't let your arts
tic sense worry you so much"
What do you mean!'
Il overheard you talking to that
friend with whom you play cards. l
know how much you appreciate har-
mony in form and color, but it is
wrong to be so much annoyed because
one heart got in with few spades"
Washington Star.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
4 Ridiculous Wish.

King James |. of England was once
presented with an address by his sub
jects in Shrewsbury, who expressed
the hope that he would reign over
them as long as sun, moon and stars
should endure. Il suppose, then" said
the king, that you wish my successor
TO reign by candlelight."
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Poor Human Nature.

Naggles-IIe couldn't remember why
his wife tied 4 string around his fin
ger, so he was afraid to so home and
stayed out all night.
Jaggles-What was it he should have
remembered?
Smart Set.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

The moral law lies at the center of
ence. 1t is the pith and marrew of ev-
cry substance, every relation and every
process. All things with which we
deal preach to us. What is a farm but
a mute gospel: The sailor the shep-
herd, the miner, the merchant. in their
several resorts have each an expert
ence precisely parallel.-Emerson
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Her OnnOrIunitE.

They had started for stroll.
There is our minister he said.
'I'm going to ask him to join u.s..
ITO join us? Oh, George, this is so
sudden! But hadn't you better speak
to papa before engaging the minister,
dear"-Spare Moments.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

Worldly tells me he has been work
Ing on his family tree of late
YES, it keeps him pretty busy
Rather complicated work, eh?"
"Well, l believe he found moose on
one of the branches, and he's having
some trouble saving it off. "-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Notice..

After this date all persons coming
to the Kalispell hospital for treat
ment must. before being admitted,
furnish satisfactory written guar
antee that their expenses will be
properly paid.
MRS. E. r. WEBER, Manager.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
oils For Amounting the Body.

Butter is noticed by Pliny as used by
the negro and lower classes of Arabs
for amounting the bodies The natives
this purpose and use oil of santal and
oil OF patchouli. Savages also grease
their bodies, but probably with the idea
nf being enabled to escape more easily
from the grip of an enemy.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

There is an age when every girl
wants to go on the stage, just as there
is when every boy wants to be a pi-
rate.-New York Press.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Wisdom, Maybe.

isn't it funny?"
"WhatT'
"She's the head of matrimonial
agency, but an old d."-Detroit
Free Press.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

Most people get wise in their grand
children's generation.-NewY York Press.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

Complete census Of every county
and town of Montana is given on the
Bees premium map. Pay six months
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
TO IMPORT CHINESE MINERS
Want 100000 Orientals In South Africa
On Contract for Term of
Years

San Francisco, April 21.-The feasi-
bility of importing Chinese laborers to
work in the gold mines of the Trans
vaal is a question which H. Ross Skin
ner, and H. H. Noyes, at present in
this city, are now on their way TO the
Orient to investigate.
Since the close of the Boer war;
said Mr.. Noyes, mining in South Af-
RIGA has gone ahead with tremendous
strides but the future development Of
the industry is seriously hampered by
the want Of cheap labor. There Is not
sufficient Kaffir labor to operate the
mines and the Chamber Of Mines Of
South Africa has accordingly under
taken to solve the labor question by
looking into the feasibility Of import
ing Chinese laborers. The idea of en-
ploying white labor is out of the ques-
tion. White men will not work along
side of Kaffirs. We think. however,
that under wise governmental regula-
tions we will be able to get sufficient
Chinese labor to meet the conditions.
Mr.. Skinner and myself are now on our
. way TO the orient to report to the Cha
mber of Mines on the capability Of the
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
A .iooD CANAL TITLE.

The announcement that the title
which the Panama Canal Company can
transfer to the United States Is salts
factory. advances the canal-buildinS
project materially. 1t was feared that
satisfactory title could not be OBJ
tanned. In medicine. Hostetter's Stom
ach Bitters has clear title to first
place among family remedies, having
an unhroken record of cures, extend
ing over half century, back OF 1t.
No home is therefore complete with
out bottle OF 1t in the medicine chest.
1t win restore the appetite. positively
cure dizziness, flatulency. nausea, head
ache. indigestion. dyspepsia, and con-
stipation; also prevents la grippe, chills
and malaria, fever and ague. A fair
trial viii convince you of its value, The
genuine has our Private Stamp over
the neck of the bottle.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
FELL $50 FEET.
Soft Mud Checked Fall, but Gave Him
a Close Call.

Chicago April IA dispatch to the
Tribune from Houston Tex, says;
Prof. Leroy AN aeronaut, has met
with a serious accident before thous-
ands of spectators here. He made a sue
'cessful ascension Of 5000 feet in the air
and cut loose with his parachute in
good trim. While attempting to shift
the course Of the parachute in its down
ward flight one OF the ropes snapped al
most reversing it and causing the bal
Ioonist to lose his hold when within
10 feet Of the ground, and the man
fell, turning over and over in the des-
cent. He struck in soft slough which
he had been trying TO steer clear Of and
this alone prevented his instant death.
One arm was broken in two places, two
ribs and his nose were broken and
there are believed to be internal injur-
les. The man is still alive.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
SHE WORE BoY's CLOTHING.

Her Companion Etradited on Charge
OF Abduction.
Sacramento. April 81, Governor Par
dee has granted reQuisition papers for
the arrest and extradition OF r. N,
Warren, wanted at Clintonville, Wis,
on charge OF abducting Ella Dotty.
aged II, from her home. Some time ago
Warren accepted employment on a
ranch near Davlsville, Calf, He was
was accompanied by the girl, who was
dressed in boys clothing, Their iden-
tity was discovered and they fed to
Westley. Calf. where Warren was ar
rested.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
REGATTA WILL BE SUCCESS.

Charles v. Brown will go to Port
land today in behalf Of the proposed re-
gatta. Mr.. Brown as chairman OF the
committee having the matter in hand Is
meeting with good success in his eff
forts to create an interest in the event
and il present indications are any cri-
terion then the regatta win surely be a
good one. His object in going to Port
land is to see what the people there viii
do to aid the worthy cause. From
what has already been learned it is ex-
pected Mr.. Brown will enlist substan-
tial backing in the metropolis.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

when 1t was decided that another sum-
mons should issue against defendant
company. This is suit brought TO
recover $3.50 for alleged destruction OF
plaintiffs property by defendant,
II II is our Perfection Blend Mocha
and Java coffee. it's good. Johnson
Bros,
A new smokestack was installed at
the cold storage plant Of the c, r. p.
A. yesterday.
Mayor Suprenant yesterday signed
the ordinances passed by the council at
the meeting Monday hight.
Permission has been granted to ad-
ministrator of the estate of John Carl
son TO sell real estate, \ petition pray
ing for such permission had been tiied
in Judge Trenchari's court.
II. c. Mcintosh is laying plans to op
crate logging camp at Knappa. He
intends that the business be conduct
ed on good. paying basis and is ar
ranging to soon be actively engaged in
its operation.
Fish are getting very scarce sissce
the early run has gone by. The strong
southwest wind yesterday may have
had something to do with the slack
catches, but there are eveidently not
many salmon in the river now.
Herman Roikala, who was commit
ted to the asylum for the insane from
this county on April 3, 1899. escaped
from that institution a few days ago
and he has not been retaken. 1t Is
deemed probable by the authorities
that the demented man win return
to here and letter received yester-
day by County Judge Trenchard from
the superintendent warned that off,
eial to be on the lookout for him.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
DESERVES A MEDAL.
Huge st. Bernard Makes Record for
Good Deeds.

New York, April 21.-Major Tucker,
a st. Bernard dog whose weight is 204
pounds, and who is said to be the
largest dog In New Jersey, has saved a
six year old boy from downing in the
deep pool on Second river near the
Lackawanna river bridge between
Bloomfield and Watesing. The boy,
with several companions. was playing
on the bank OF the stream when the
bank gave way and he was precipitated
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

his frightened companions ran away.
into the water. He could not swim and
The dog saw the boy struggling In the
water ana dashing into the pool ,selaed
him by the collar and brought him
safely TO the shore. When little Allen
Hollstoben the grandson of Recorder
laccb @. Post OF Bloomfield became
lost II was Major that found him and
brought him safely home.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

Chinese as mlneworkers. AT the pres
ent time l think 100000 Chinese labor
ers could be profitably employed in the
South African mines. To overcome po
litical objections it is proposed that the
Chinese shah be indentured in China
and then taken to South Africa for a
fixed term Of years and upon the expir-
alton of their fixed term of service be
returned to their homes"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
OF INTEREST TO GENTLEMEN.

For the next three days, Tuesday,
Wednesday and Thursday. OF this week
Mr.. NJ, A. Rolfe, representing Strauss
Brothers. "Chicagos Leading Tailors, .
will be at c, II, Coopers with his new
Spring and Summer samples OF Wool
en- goods in the piece. Gentlemen. II
win be well worth your while to come
and see. Whether you buy or not--you
are welcome.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
Teachers Institute

The annual Clatsop county teachers
institute viii be held May G, 7, and at
Astori1. The day sessions in the high
school building. evening sessions at the
Methodist church. All teachers Of this
county win be In attendance prompt
ly. The public cordially invited to at
tend day and evening meetings.
II. s. Lyman. School Supt.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

The case of the McCrea-Ford COM
pany against the Wells-Faroo Express
company was called at 10 a. m. in the
court of the justice of the peace yes
terday. ]. NJ. Hughes appeared for
plaintiff and c. r. Thompson for de-
fendant. The defense moved to quash
the summons and argument upon the
question was taken up at p. m.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

D. B. Chisolm arrived home Mon
day after an extended visit to his ma
tive home in New Glasgow, Nova Sco-
tia. Mr.. ChisoIm states that he found
the country prosperous, wages being
20 per cent higher than when he left
there several years ago. He says the
boom is still on in Cape Breton.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
PACIFIC SQUADRON MOVING,

San Diego. Calf. April sl.--The Tn
tied States cruisers New York, Boston
and Marblhead have arrived In port
from the south, The Ranger has also
reached here,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

Plumbing out of joint? Need some
tinwork? Ring up No. 1881 for John
A. Montgomery. 425 Bond street, who
win promptly attend your wants with
the latest sanitary plumbing fixtures
and most skilful workmanship. Tin
ming. gasfitting and heating.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

The infant child of Mr.. and Mrs. T.
S. Cornelius died early yesterday morn
ing. The infant had been i'll since
birth and its death was expected. In
terment will be in the cemetery at Hills
boro, to where the body was taken
last night,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

Roslyn coal lasts longer. is cleaner
and makes less trouble with stoves
and chimney flues than any other coal
on the market. George W. Sanborn,
agent. Telephone 1871.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

Wanted: A Christian young man or
man and wife to take the management
of coffee club house in Marshfield,
Ore. Steady employment and good
wages. Call on or address w. A.
Crane, occident hotel, Astoria, Ore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

Wanted-Two or three furnished
rooms for housekeeping in a nice loca-
tion, by man and wife; no children.
Address ]. T. L., care Astorian Of
fee.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

Svensen's book store sells all the
latest magazines, stationery. school
supplies, musical instruments, novel;
ties, pictures. etc.. etc.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

State Of Oregon. County OF Clatsop, S.
|, y. s. Gordon. cashier OF the above
named bank. do solcmnly swear that
the above statement is true TO the best
Of my knowledge and belief,
s. $. GORDON. Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn TO before me
this iith day Of April. 1908,
c. II. THOMSON. Notary Public,
Correct-Attest;
q. c. Fiavel.
w. F. McGregor.
Jacob Kamm. Directors.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

Over 500 samples Of woolen goods In
the piece on display at G. H. Coopers'
for the next three days. Special or
ders taken.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
BREVITIES

Todays weather--Western Oregon
Partly cloudy; showers: slightly warm
er except near the coast.
Wanted--A girl for housewcrk. No.
lG5 Tenth Street.
Rllekensderfer typewriter for sale
cheap. Call at this office.
Sweet and juicy navel oranges. best
quality at the right price, at John
son Bros.
Interview Truliinger & Hardesty. 4ss
Commercial street, about your electric
al work.
The steamer Sue H. Elmore will sail
for Tiliamook at a. m. on Wednesday,
April q.
A new invoice Of those beautiful and
curious sea shells Just received at Sven
sons book store.
Fancy full-weight creamery butter IS
cents and 60 cents per 2-pound square.
Johnson Bros.
Every pound Of Our Perfection Blend
Mocha and lava coffee is guaranteed
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

Every pound Of Our Perfection Blend
Mocha and lava coffee is guaranteed
to give entire satisfaction or money
refunded. Johnson Bros.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

Fancy full-weight creamery butter SIS
cents and 60 cents per 2-pound square.
Johnson Bros.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
FIRST NATIONAL BANK

of Astoria at Astoria. In the state
OF Oregon, at the close OF business,
April .. 1908.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

A new invoice Of those beautiful and
curious sea shells Just received at Sven
sons book store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-04-22

The steamer Sue H. Elmore will sail
for Tiilamook at a. m. on Wednesday,
April q.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-03
ALL OVER
Miss Hanson Wins
 Handsomely.

The Goddess of Liberty contest ter minated last night in a victory for Miss Mamie Hanson, who received lO22 votes. Miss Rapuzzi, who lead the con test for so many days, received Soo votes, and Mrs. Kirmse was third with 5Ol votes. There were PIP scattering.
 The contest ended with the utmost good nature. It Is conceded that Miss Hanson will make an admirable repre- sentative of fair Columbia. Miss Han son's honor is all the greater that she won over two such worthy opponents as Miss Rapuzzi and Mrs. kirmse. Both are very handsome women and exceedingly popular.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-03
IN PORT
Dolphin Arrives Early
 This Morning.

The Dolphin arrived here at ls;SO thi, morning with e passengers and no tons ot freight. The Dolphin brought Che senatorial committee and stopped at al important ports. Al each port. Agent Friend, who had charge of che senators while on the Dolphin. invited the representative bodies abolrd, and they immediately presented Che needs of Alaska Co the subcommittee of the committee on ter ritorics Long stop, were made in orler Co give the senators time for in- formation. Yesterday, at Douglas, the . citizens there furnished the brass band and sent it Co Treadwcll.
 The Dolphin brought North many we'll known Skagwayans and Dawson itc, and Che mail.
 At ,hc hour Of going Co press the sailing hour ot the Dolphin had not been announced.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-03
Arctic Bro,h.r, Attention

Assemble at the X. B hall at 10 o'clock u m sharp, July [, 10 join in tle parade. Remember |, is a duty we owe ourselves.
 Don't stand on the Sidewalk and rub ber. but get iu behind the band.
 An other order, win take part in the parade. The route of march is short, SO don't say your corus hurt you' but come. Entertainment Committee.
 n. J. Lynch, Chairman.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-03
Ladias Meet Tonight

Tho Ladies o. che Maccabees have been requested Co call at their hall this evening between the hours Of s and g o'clock. The meeting Is for the put pose ol arranging for the Fourth of July.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-03
WATCHES
Not a Dog Watch or Night
 Watch. but Watches.

The mail I-uats due today may be late, a, they had Co go Co the Waltham alI Elgiu watch factories and back up Co their back doors and get me some more waiches, which will be sold at the same price, established more than a year ago, and no one yet has ever reached my price. Come and see me, get posted ou watches, as 1 can show you every kind of watch made and save you money.
 give oue-thiri oG on all nugget iewelry. Eye, examined free of charge and dtted with glasses to correct any defect in vision.
 EEEIAR, Broadway.