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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

The Orio Club and the Ladies of the
Leaf will give reception in honor
OF Mrs Roberts and Mrs. Conlan, pres
ident and yice-president of the FEEDER
alton Of Territory Cubs, next Wednes-
day afternoon at $3.50 o'clock at the
First Presbyterian church. Every
body interested in club work is cor.
daily invited to be present
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29
Cled After Much Suffering.

Robt McCarty, who was crushed in
the coal mines, southeast Of the city.
about the first OF last November and
who has fingered between life and
death ever since, died yesterday morn
ing and was buried yesterday after
noon. Rev. w. r. Dunkle presided
at the funeral services and the de.
ceased was laid 10 rest in the Rose
Hill cemetery.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

The ladies' Aid Society OF the Cen
trail Baptist church will give lawn
social Tuesday evening. June 80, at
the residence Of Mrs. Torbett. Deli.
cious refreshments will be served and
during the evening a musical program
will be carried out by some Of Ard1
more's best talent Miss Watkins will
sing. Come out and enjoy a pleasant
evening. M
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29
Attention. U. 3. AS.

All members and applicants foi
membership in the United Benevolent
Association are requested 10 De pres
ent tomorrow night at $500 Hon
Geo w. Clark. supreme presideni
The order viii be present After th,
meeting refreshments win De soryo
free at Beal e NanBusEirFs lc,
cream pall0r.
w. A. WJlVERrON Pros
FLEM DESNNS. Sec.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

DR. r. d. Moore and Or. j. M Vaden
have formed a co-partnership in the
practice of medicine and surgery
They viii occupy the Offices formerly
occupied by DR. Moore in the Noble
building Both are good men and
good physicians and the change will
result TO their mutual advantage.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

Information has been received that
DIR. w. c. Gordon of Gordonville, Gray
son county, Texas, was killed yester-
day r. s. McAdams. a prominent
man Of that towns, has been taken to
the Sherman jail charged with the
crime.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29
East Texas Conservatory Of Music
Tyler, Texas.

Tyler. Texas, June 10, 1903.
To Whom 1t May Concern:
This certifies that Miss Florrie Wat
kins Of this city has been q pupil OF
this conservatory, studying both vocal
and instrumental music, and she Is
now prepared to teach vocal music.
EAST TEXAS CONSERVATORY OF
MUSIC.
(Seal) ESTELLA BURNS, Prin.
JUAN RoURE, Prin.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

b. f. Mills is still here and makes
a speciality of dyeing and cleaning
He has plenty of steam and uses the
same pressing machinery that has
given his customers such good salts
faction for years Phone in your or
der II shall be called for and the
work done exactly right. 2s-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

rh0s Norman, counsel for NJ Mizel
dled a suit today against the C. Ot
& G. road for 81 500 damages Mr..
Mizei lives up near the rausfor track
and claims damages from the result
of the smoke, gas and harsh grating
sounds caused boy the defendants en-
gines.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

Au knights of Pythias will meet at
their nan at IL o'clock Tuesday fore
noon TO perfect arrangements for the
funeral of ] =. Bennett, deceased.
Tho remains viii arrive over -he Choo-
taw at 1880 O'Clock Tuesday At ernoon.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

Joe NJ London, representing Myrtle
Lodge No. z, knights Of Pythias. le
today for Haleyville where he. viii
meet the remains of J. B. Bennett,
which are being shipped from Shelby
Miss. to Ardmore for interment.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

An mcmbers of Nashita Tribe 30.
80. Improved order OF Redmen viii
assemble ~ their wigwam Monday
might. june 90, promptly at s O'Clock
for the purpose OF electing officers
for the ensuing term
D. f. NISBETT, Sachem
ED SANDIGN, c. Of r
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

The Ladies Aid Society of the
Christian church viii meet with Mrs.
r. j. Ramsey Tuesday afternoon at
ESQ O'Clock
MRS Ed sANDLlN, Sec
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

Leatherwood is selling this week
mems all patent bluchers, the kind
that shoe stores ask $3.50 for at the
cut price of $3.05 ESQ
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

Mems vici lace oxfords, regular
$3.50 grade goods, go in the manufac-
turers' cost sale at Leatherwood's
this week at $3.50 per pair ESQ
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

Bring your best girl TO Kahn's. Re
freshing drinks. fine ice cream and
always the best candies. Plenty of
Music. 2S-2
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

Ladies' slippers worth from 1926 to
sS.75-elegant enough for any occa
sion-in' the manufacturers cost this
week at $500.
2s-6. ]. A. LEATHERWOOD.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29
Athletic Association.

The Athletic Association will meet
in business session Tuesday night at
the city ball.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

The food line is broken and Chase
Sanborn's Seal Brand Coffee is here,
fresh car just arrived at Jake's.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

Mrs. Rpy Rosser is reported qul
sick at her home in Northeast Al
more.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

LOOKOUT FOR SUNFLOWER--
COMING SHORTLY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

hr5more Girl Honored.

Miss Grace. tho l5yearold daush-
of Mrs MARY Williams Of this
c'.y who has been attending one Of
,he hish schools of Brooklyn, n. w..
was hcnorel lhis year with the Tiffany
medal presented by the New York
TImcs Tor the best graduating essay.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

irodays Ardmoreite contains the
announcement of Solomons new bak-
cry on West Main street The new
bakery Makes the Best Bread" its
motto and offers it's service 10 the
retail and wholesale trade
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29
Before you go phone IA.
Notice.
s1nl

Lawn social at Mrs Torbetrs Tues
day evening for Central Baptist
church.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

Iao Trades Council win moot We'd
-esday nigh, an the Union labor hall
and desires an delegates 90 at,cud 1s
there is business OF importance 20
come up All union men in good stan3
us ara eu-n1cd 10 sent n -he Lam
.ad 1re cordially invited -C come
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

To go TO Mrs. Torbett's tomorrow
evening for delicious ices and cake.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

The latest thing in hot weather hats
al Mrs. James
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

Midsummer prices on millinery at
Miss Bairds 2S-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

The members OF company A win
assemble al the armory at Sis 10
night BY order OF the captain.
Ell. GOLDEN. 1st sergt
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

LOOKOUT FOR sUNFLowER-
COMING SHORTLY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29
ANNOUNCEMENT.
= > : + : : : : : ; : : : :
= MISS FLoRRlE WATKINS :
East Texas Conservatory Of
Music, Voice Culture.

: Apply at Mrs. Peoples Studio.
= : - 1. : :
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

When out driving stop at Kahn's
Refreshing drinks and most courteous
treatment. 2S-2.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

sUNFIOWEB CATCHES TIN
EYE. MED AND HEART or EVERY
BODY 2A6
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-06-29

ED sANDIlN, C. of R
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26
KILLED ANoTHER's STEER

Two Rich stoekmen Of Montana Sem
fenced for Year Each.
HELENA, MONTERREY Winters and
Andrew Beller, prominent northern Mon
tana stockmen, were convicted in the dis
trict court at Fort Benton last night and
sentenced to one year each in the peni-
Tertiary for killing a steer belonging to
Preuit & Phelps of. Helena. The YER
dict caused a great surprise. Winters is
a partner Of James Hirschberg Of Helena,
and Is worth $4,000. -
The principal business before the Mon
tana grand lodge of the A. o. U. W.. in
session here was the reading Of the re-
ports of officers, which showed the order
to be in splendid condition, both finan-
oially and numerically. Supreme Master
Workman w. Warne Wilson of Detroit
delivered an address last night on the
new assessment rates recently adopted
The opening session Of the annual con-
ference Of the Epworth league of Montana
was held in the Grand Street Methodist
church last evening and was confined
largely to addresses on various topics.
Officers to serve for the ensuing year will
be elected this afternoon.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26
WRIGHT SUCCEEDS TAFT
Viee-Governor Of the Philippines, a
" Life Long Democrat, Will
Be Promoted.

oyater Bay, L. L, Aug. 2s.-General
Luke e. Wright Of Memphis, Tenn. will
succeed Judge Taft as governor general
Of the Philippines when the latter be-
comes secretary Of war next January, IN
succession to Elihu Root
President Roosevelt has authorized the
announcement that the post had been
offered to General Wright and that he had
accepted It. General Wright Is now a
member Of the Philippine, commission and
vice governor Of the islands. He has been
q lifelong democrat.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26
'TubERCUL 0SlS
OF The KNEE

and to-day he took my crutches away
from me. know that am doing fine,
and feel greatly encouraged with my
very rapid improvement under the Bone
Settlers skillful care.
"(signeO Mrs. Annie Hallisey.
STANLEY, N. d.
All crlpples, those now under the Bone
Settlers care and those who wish to con-
suit him, should write phone or wire him
day or two before starting for Hudson.
that they may not have to wait to see him.
ION arrival. He is very busy. with a mum
Der Of appointments ahead all the time for
future engagements. He must know in
advance when you are going to Hudson to
see him. Telephone call Hudson 1907
Northwestern phone. a.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26
WHERE THINGS ARE NEW
MohaHs In the Mouse River Country n
Elna Roor,

MohaH@ In the Mouse River Country Has.
a Fine Boom.
MOHALL, N. D.-The Mohal State
bank is letting a contract for its new
brick building. Dr.. Fitznawrice and
Christian Thoreson will also erect a brick
block There is a scarcity Of carpenters
and help Of all kinds. Lands are adj
vancing and have trebled in the last three
months.
The first threshing Of the season took
place yesterday Oats went about eighty
Ave bushels and small pieces Of new wheat
went about thirty bushels. Crops here are
the best in the state without any excep
ton.
The townsite is being plated and lots
will be offered for sale in q few days.
Rails will be laid by the first OF November.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26
hudson, wis. Aug. a1st, 1903.

H. S ]s Hudson, Wis., Aug 21st, 1903.
ITO Those Crippled
'.Three years ago last June. while in
Minneapolis was in the act Of getting
OF Of my bicycle, when struck my knee
cap. 1 paid no attention to 1t then, but
continued to ride for two weeks thereafter.
when my knee became so painful as not
to permit Of riding any more. The knee
was swollen and infamed. I did every
thing for 1t and tried everything, but 1t
gradually got worse. Last April 1t was
so bad that had to commence the use of
clutches.
81 came to the Bone-Setter here at
Hudson, Wisconsin, and he pronounced It
well developed case of tuberculosis Of
the knee This was the 18th day Of last
month. He gave me prompt relief then,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26

ship and will open dry goods and fur
nishing store in this city Sept 10.
DR.. H. ]. Rice left for Benson, Mimi,
to-day to locate. DR.. Laf1tte Of Superior,
Wis, succeeds him here.
The mercantile firm Of Bender & Laue,
general merchants, has been dissolved,
and Mr.. Bender will carry on the business
alone.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26

the grain inspection bill that caused one
Of the biggest fights at the last session Of
the Legislature. North Dakota still wants
it, too and the chances for the two inter
ests going after it a year from next winter
are of the best.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26

Eteven-Year-o Old Boy Bitten upon the
Face and Shoulder.
BERLIN, WIS.-The 11-year-old son Of
Louis Schroeder, while herding cattle or
his fathers farm six miles west Of this
city, was attacked by four wolves-an OLD
she wolf and three young ones.
The boys face and left shoulder were
bitten and scratched and his dog was also
badly bitten. The cries of the lad at
tracted passing lumber wagon driver
who frightened the brutes away.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26

q HoueHToN, MIcH.--A tract Of 5000
acres of land lying near 0ntmagon has
been sold by the ST. Mary's Mineral Land
company to G. v. Mcmillan Il Brother The
land is covered with a heavy growth of
mixed timber.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26

IRoNWooD, MICH The employees Of
the Oliver Mining company on the Co
gebic range have adopted formal resolu-
lions Of thanks to Andrew Carnegie for
his establishment Of the Carnegie Aid fund.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26

oscEoLA, WIS. Several cows belong
ing to Fred Englehardt were poisoned by
eating paris green mixed with salt which
had been spread over the pasture In large
quantities.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26

Summer is nearly over. People are
coming back to town. Do you want to
rent that house or those rooms? Journal
Want Ads will do it. Bring, send or
phone them in tomorrow.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26

oNToNAGoN, MIcH.-The ontonagon
Lumber and Cedar company has awarded
to James Norton Of Even a contract to put
in its seasons cut Of pine The cut will
total 100000 feet and is to be banked on
the Baltimore river.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26
RESIDENCE LOOTED

While tho Parsons Family Was Away,
Burglars Made Much Hay.
FERGUS FALLS, MINN.-Mr. and Mrs.
w. L. Parsons and family returned from
several days outing at Swan Lake, and
found their residence had been robbed
during their absence. The thieves OBJ
tanned entrance by prying open rear
window and carried off jewelry. china
ware, table linen and other articles
H. Lee of Owatonna and Paul Erick-
son Of Mankato have formed partner
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26
WOLVES ATTACK A BOY

The country and town are enjoying a
wonderful boom.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26

MUNlSING, MIcH.-A novel exhibit at
the ST. Louis Worlds Fair will be a,repre-
sentation of life in the lumber woods, the
plan of Frank Howard of Munising, who
has arranged with concessionarje for
exposition. I
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26
MICHIGAN
auILLoTlNED In a. MINE

Head of keniska Fell From the skip to
Bottom Of Shaft.
IRON MOUNTAIN, MICH.-In the deaf
of Andrew Keniska. Polish trammer EN- :
ployed at the Great Western mine at
Crystal Falls, has just occurred one OF
the most horrible fatalities ever recorded
casion to go to the surface, Keniska got
into the cage at the ninth level, but for
some reason permitted his head to pro-
trude from the side of the skip. i
The result was that the head was caught
at the neck by the wall plate and was
severed as smoothly as II the decapitation
had been done by guillotine. The head
fell to the bottom Of the shaft while the
bleeding trunk was carried to the surface.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26
Dress Goods
Sheet Music

Sheet Music
Last Hope, by Gottschalk Cavalleria Rusti-
'cana, Old Mesmerist and many others. 80
Roll Of Thunder.Mona Two-step, Qn
Laura Lee, King Liberty .............
1000 different pieces of Teachers I'm
Music (get catalogue). Choice. ~
: On A Moonlight Winters Night; When the
Lilacs Bloom Again; Mid the Orange 4 DO
s All On A Summers Night; Dance of 4 En
s the Water Lilies; Iolanthe .... -. sOO
Hiawatha Vocal and instrumental); The Way
}of the Cross (the greatest sacred DR.
}song Of the century, -.
Furniture
Our Thursdays offer consists of an Iron Fold
s ing Couch (makes an easy couch or good
5 bed) with mattress. Regular GO u 0
}price $11.00. Birthday price. VOaTO
Ladies' NeckWear
$Stole Collars, plain white, or colored, "
worth to SOC. ..................., ;. y
) Laces
{wide worth to $3.50. ............ ~
5 Books
$4,000 cloth bound books, IL mo-, good print
$Such works as Evans, Clay Holmes, South
$worth, Flemming, Gardner and Lewis. 0n
$worth 25c. Birthday price. 80
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26

SUPERIOR, WIs.-superior still wants
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-26
Jewellery Department

Jewellery Department
Watches Solid gold watches at less than the
price of gold filled
lax beautifully hand engraved cases. fitted
with fine Z jeweled movement. Actual value
's22.5o. Thursday Birthday &11 az
price ............ -. ......
Ladies' AK solid gold rings, heavy mount
'ings, artistically made and set with Opals,
Pearls, Amethyst,e Ruby doublets, Turquoise
'and Garnets. Values to $500. CT 20
corsets
$50 dozen C. B., G. D., J. B., P. D. Nemo|
,and American baby Corsets and Waists,
straight 'front.' Dip hip, Sateen and Batiste,
|all colors, value ST.. Birthday Q00,
price choice CSC and ................O OOt
Notiens
81. O. Kings best 200 yard Spool Cotton
black or white, all numbers, limited fnn
,one doz. to person. Birthday price. 1OO
Ladies' silk frilled Hose Supporters, all go
|colors, worth 19c. Birthday price. ~
Petticoafs
{60 dozen black Mercerized Sateen and spun,
Silk, Plaitings, ruffles and ruche, CT 10,
}value to $500. Birthday price. ~
Optical Goods
Fine rimless eyeglass, best periscopic
{lenses, 10 year mounting. CT kHk
"a $4.00 value, Thursday. -. ssOO
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-11-26
Stepped Against a Hot Stove.

A child OF Mrs. Geo. T. Benson,
when getting his usual Saturday night
bath, stepped back against a hot
stove which burned him severely. The
child was in great agony and his
mother could do nothing to pacify
him. Remembering that she had a
bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm in
the house, she thought she would try
it. In less than half an hour after
applying it the child was quiet and
asleep, and in less than two weeks
was we'll. Mrs. Benson is a we'll
known resident of Kellar, Va. Pain
Balm is an antiseptic liniment and
especially valuable for burns, cuts,
bruises and sprains. For sale by all
dealers.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-11-26

latter the adjournment of
the session of the East Ohio Fox
Hunters association at Zoar on
Friday, there was warm con-
test among the different dog
owners, the entire pack of 80
hounds being sent after the
same fox.
Victor Houriat, of Massillon,
had his two dogs, Bryan and
Ball. in the chase and they won
the brush, being in the lead
when foxes were started, but
they led the dogs merry chase
and were not caught.
In the pack were imported
English fox hunters owned by
millionaire hunters from Cleve-
land, who came in a private car
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-11-26
A TOOter.

If Circuit Attorney Folk is
anything, he is tooter. When
a portion of the St. Louis press
called the public's attention to
the fact that he was taking
81, 800 per annum rake off on his
salary, he plead ignorant and
referred the question to City
Counselor Bates through City
Auditor Dierks. The City
Counselor's decision is agaist
Mr.. Folk. Now Folk SAYS Mr..
Bates is wrong, al wrong. Well,
a laundering sight of dirty In
en- is being washed and the
water will equal the Chicago
sewage IN the Illinois river.
joey is tooter. he wants to
refer from his own referee.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-11-26

A short time ago a man s
house which was insured, burn.
ed. The owner insisted on a
cash settlement, but the agent
insisted on rebuilding the house.
In short time the agent came
and wanted to insure the life of
his wife. mo, sir; if she were
20 die, you fellows would want
to get me another wife instead
of paying me cash. Paris Mer-
curry.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-11-26

with their horses and attend
ants. In addition to these were
dogs from West Virginia and
other sections, yet the Massil-
lou dogs showed them all a
clean pair of heels and carried
off all honors
Bryan and Ball were sired bv
Pilot, the head of the V. G.
Spalding Kennels, south of this
citv.
Pilot is in the Third Annua
Interstate chase now in prog
ress south of the city.
Pilots pups. are winning
laurels from New York to Texas
and in the west. He is a great
dog, very fleet and fine staying
qualities.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-11-26
LETTER TO Mr. II. W. ELY,
Monroe City, Mo.

Monroe City, Mo.
Dear Sir: The late President
of the Croton River Bank, at
Brewsters, Y, built the 6ueSt
house in that region, in 1884.
and painted it with lead and
Oh at d cost OF $400-the house
cost $3l, 0OO
In lSS7-tbree years-he re-
painted it with Devoe at d cost
of $3.50. In 1897 this paint was
in good condition.
Lead and oil, $400, three
years. Devoe, $3.50, ten years.
Yours truly,
F. w. DEvOE & Co.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-11-26
DinkelspieIerS
BY George V. Hobart.

Luff is not plind und uf you
dOan'd belief me look at der
neckties some vimmem buy der
huspands. yet.
Some men Vas born liars and
some udders vas nod, bud dey
do der besd dey can to make
peoples dink so.
Reform is a word vich der
politicians borrow until alder
election, den dey pud id back
in der dictionary,
A wise man NIT a fountain
pen builds on in silence, bud
der fool NIT d lead pencil gets
der loud applause.
Der true meaning uf politics
is ware d man geds id-some-
times in der neck, sometimes in
der bank.
Der world owes efery man a
lifing, but vot a IotSs,uf.men vas
too lazy to collect der bill!
Winter has terrible voice,
bud only der poor eier hear id
because dey vas forced to
listen.
Money cannot buy happiness,
bud eferybodyGiliving lis Wiling
to make der eggsperiment.