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The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06

and is not and yet is Now brother
what is that beast?
Wishing all the readers along and
happy life will close
S. w. JONES.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06

LITERAT Misunderstanding greatly raised-A
strong course of study leading to A. degree
Eight teachers whose work is in the ee-
mentary department. only.
MUSIC-Past seasons enrolment in the de-
departmenti09-A musician OF established rep
utation in Mississippi at head of department.
Skilled teachers of Piano. Violin, Mando
lin Gnitar. Voice, Organ
ART-Our Art Department the finest in The
State.
EXPRESSION-Ou teacher of Elocutlon I'M
surpassed
BOARD-Splendid dormitory rooms with bath
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06

sediment or set
ting indicates an
unhealthy condi-
ton of the kid
neys; if it stains
your linen it is
evidence of kid
ney trouble; too
frequent desire to
pass 1t or pain in
the back IS also
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06

This town has some citizens who
are SO lazy they have to be worked just
like wheelbarrow- pushed.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and DON'T Know il.
HOW TO Find Onf.

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twentY-four hours. a
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06

~ Ghere are some women in this town
KS no keep their age well-by never
sgivlng it away.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06
Court will convene Monday

Il A woman near this town who look
ed mad enough to bite nail in two,
during married life, is becoming no.
ted for sweet, sunny expression since
she became widow.
Since the irrigation bill has passed
people can go west and water up with
the country if they want to, but most
all Kentuckians prefer something
stronger than water.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06
COUNTY NEWS NOTEE
WHITES.
Health good.
WHITES.

Health good. )fod-
Crops are good, although needing
good rain on late corn. shape
Time is about at ha nd to pull laking a
der off of the old CON- tton crop
Farmers will be/n better cent better
another year, everybody is pody is Tho hopeful ss
good corn IN The eeon in =. the nod fall l.
56ana So be gs Psp' e6ttd 1 GOOD TO-
for good Mice for cot, seen some little
While th<cotton nroeotton and that is one
IS not III late for tpruin very fast.
cut SHIFT. I hayelneetings have just been
spotfof rust in c<f Branch church, which
thXg that will a good meeting, 16 acces-
NJ series of the church, 8 Baptised.
field at Clear1or, Rev. S. Morris, did all of
resulted in 5aching. He has been called to
sions to y the church another year. Clear
The pas .nch church was organizedsinS 1897,
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06
by a rattle
lis doing we'll

w. P. Alliston, was bite
snake pilot Sunday, but'n got III Tue i'ap-
at this writing. ooinlnlI suioluo
Got in fret. Her
An Arkansas woX Ter of the habit by
it of threatening would marry again.
hnsh.,d rrolo/X Territory girl refused an
+aI1;nc hor L/%eriage, telling the young
&e;as willing to be his sister.
An lndiIs1n he told her be would like to
offer of (Lnown brother in law, and she
man n 81 hted.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06

If warm weather makes you feel
weary you may be sure your system
needs cleansing. Use 'Prickly Ash
Bitters before the hot weather arrives
it will put the stomach, liver and
bowels in order and help you through
the heated term. A. G. Thornton,
special agent.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06

der are out of order.
What to Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kidney remedy fulfills every
wish in curing rheumatism, pain in the
back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part
OF the urinary passage. 1t corrects inability
to hold water and scalding pain in passing
1t, or bad effects following use of liquor,
wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to 60 often
during the day, and to get up many times
during the night. The mild and the extra
ordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon
realized. It stands the highest for its won
dertul cures of the most distressing cases.
If you need medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists in SOC. and ST.. sizes.
You may have sample bottle of this
wonderful discovery EcK
and book that tells saFTrsssr1S4
more about it. both sent BsEss si5s::EE:
absolutely free by mail -sasss ss g ssss:EsEzgn
Address DR.. Kilner & Home Of swamp.Roos
Co, Binghamton, N. Y. When writing men
hon reading this generous offer in this paper.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name, Swamp-Root, DR.. Kimer'
Swamp-Root, and the address, Binghamton,
Y, on every bottle.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06
A COLD IN ONE DAY

TO CUE A GOLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. All druggist refund the
money if it fails to cure. E. w.
Groves signature is on each box.
25c.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-06
What to Do.

convincing proof that the kidneys and blad-
der are out of order.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
DO WE EAT TOO MUCH?
Generally Acknowledged That the Pres.
eak Generation Is Diverted.

The question whether or not we eat too
much Is just now agitatmg the scientific
world, and some direct and practical eff
forts are being made to answer the query
Prof. Crittenden of Yale has taken tie,
matter in hand. and, with the sanction
and sid 81 the war department. is ahoat
to Institute some food experiments on q
select group of sturdy soldiers. They
arc TO be fed scientifically, aud due note
is TO b. taken of the chemical consfitu-
entS OF various lands and their reste,.-
tive nutritive quality.
1t is quite likely that the minimum est-
mate OF quantity and quality of nutrient
material required will be surprising 10
most people.
This assumption is predicated on the
generally acknowledged fact that the
present generation is very much oveEfei
We mas go even further by saying that
the Americans as Il class are notable eN-
amples OF this. overindulgence. DySpep-
sia is yeritahle American disease. due
as much To the overlooking of the stoan-
ach with rich food as 10 the hasiy man
ner IN which the act is accomplished
As regards the actual nutrition to hp
obtained, X is the old story of the checked
CRATE and the deficient draught. The an
petite is driven with a loose rein and is
spurred by the multiplied trickeries OF
fancy dishes. In the good old times.
when food was plain and physical labor
was the rule. healthy hunger took care OF
itself 1t was not question of pampered
persuasion for this or that dish not so
much what the 10y had TO eat. but how
much of good bread and butter he was al
lowed to eat. He never had occasion &c
think of his stomach, save to fill il at
the right time.
The good doctor who advised the rich
dySpeptic to take only one meal day
and first earn IL was perhaps an extrem-
list, but for his particular patient he evil
IDENTIFY had the right view
Another medical man has written a
book to prove how many cases of chronic
invalidism he cured by insisting that but
one meal of meat should be taken daily
II is astonishing 10 read how these sickly
ones took a fresh squirt on such a diet
We must admit that he was somewhat OF
an enthusiast, as. with unconscious HUI
NOR. in attempting to prove that too
much animal diet begets desire for
strong drink he cites the example of
Noah. who when permission was given
him TO cat flesh proceeded TO get drunk
stir up argument and make us think on
new lines.
The men also who advocate the no
breakfast theory are evidently cutting off
the wrong end of our supplies. as most
people cannot make a good start with a
faint stomach. Much better might il be
to skip the heavy lunch, with reason
able and more natural appetite for the
evening meal, and dodge altogether the
bird and cold bottle" at midnight. In
the meanwhile we may consistently
await the scientific report of the expert
menter.-New York Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
The Register Saved Him.

Give me the key TO my room, please.
said a Hotel Baltimore guest. as h.
walked TO the Office desk last night.
What's the number, pleaseY asked
the key clerk.
Il dunno. I've had drink or two and
I've forgotten. But I've got q room here
all right, all right" responded the guest
speaking with an effort
But I'm afraid I've forgotten your
name" said the clerk alphabetically
Forgotten my name? It's. it's-weii
I'm darned If / amt forgot it, too. Got
a register2'
The bibulous guest leaned heavily on
the desk as the two registers were placed
before him. Holding one eye closed with
the right hand, he moved the index finger
Of the left down a page Of names Then
he examined a second page, and. still not
satisfied, he turned over D leaf and looked
through another list. Then he took tbt
other register and repeated the operation
After studying for five minutes longer
he exclaimed. as his finger pointed to a
scrawl in the list ~ Sundays arrivals:
There | am. That's me right there.
There's my number too"
And accepting the key handed him he
walked toward the elevator. Kansas
City Times
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN
Thank Pe-ru-na for Their
Recovery After Years of
Suffering.

Miss Muriel Armitage. Sc Green
wood Ave. Detroit. Mich, District
Organizer of the Royal Teinplars of
Temperance. in Il recent letter, says:
Il think that woman naturally
shrlnks from making her troubles
public, but restored health has meant
SO much 60 me that / feel for the
sake of other suffering women il is
my duty to tell what Peruna has done
for me.
Il suffered for Eve years with
uterine irregularities. which brought
.on hysteria aud made me physical
wreck. ] tried doctors from the diff
ferent schools OF medicine, but with
ont any percepjblc change in my
condition. Ia my despair | called on
an old nurse. Who advised me to try
Peruna. and promised good results if
would persist and take il regularly.
/ thought this was the least | could
do and procured a bottle. | knew as
soon as | began taking it that it was
affecting me differently from any
thing had used before. and so kept
on taking it, kept this up for six
months, and steadily gained strength
and health, and when had used
fifteen bottles ! considered myself
entirely cured. aim gfatctui,
happy woman to-day. Miss Muriel
Armitage.
Peruna cures catarrh of the pelvic
organs with the same surety as it
cures catarrh OF the head. Peruna
has become renowned as n positive
cure for femeio ailments simply be-
cause the ailments are mostly due
to catarrh. Cntarrh is the cause of
the trouble. refuna cures the ca
tarrh. The symptoms disappear.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
wATERpRooFING ROADS.
The Use of Tar Prevents Dust and Saves
Wear and Tear.

Automobile owners and the driving
publlc rs well will watch with interest
an experiment made at Westicld, n. j.,
in the use of tar sprinkled over ma
cadamized roadbed to abolish those twin
nuisanccS, dust and mud
In France this scheme has been tried,
II is said, for some time, with much sat
isfaetion to the automobilsts. The plan
Is simple. The surface of the macadam,
lied road is cleared of dust aud loose ma.
terlaL Then boiling tar Is sprinkled over
the ROAD lssEtly; and the screenings pat
back and rolled The tar sinks into the
hard bed, binding the stone anew and
forming new face ON top. Ii is claimed
that II also waterproOfs the roadbed ANA
adds new life to 1t.
Macadamized roads turn into dust and
blow away. Ruts are formed by con
slant wear in soft spots, and when it
rains pasty mud collects that is lust
as objectionable as is the dust. The tar
sprinkling is intended to do away with
all this.
In the experiment piece of an ordi-
nary country road, sixteen feet wide.
Just outside Westheld, n. j., was taken.
Two sections. about 1000 feet long were
used. TN one the tar was run over the
roadbed with the dust and screenings
just as they lay. On the other the road
was swept to the hard surface and then
tiN was dpIiitu. III Dbtn instances
the results seemed 10 meet with the an
provai of the roadmaking experts pres
emit.
The tar was put on in very crude
fashion by hand from big watering
can. II had penetrated nearly an inch
after being on the road only three honrs,
and in short time after it was laid
there was no tracking on il. and il dill
not splatter ON wheels driven over il.
III. w. Merkel. chief forester and con
structor OF the geological section Of
Bronx park. said he was very fayora bly
impressed by what he saw, although the
conditions were most unfavorable He
is going to try it on the Bronx park on a
section Of East River walk. along the
banks of the Bronx. A section Of the
Cropsey avenue, Bath Beach. Brooklyn,
is also being experimental on. under the
supervision of Director Of Highways
Fort.
The cost OF treating road in this way
with tar is estimated Mt between $500
and $500 n mile for n road sixteen feet
wide. This would require 5000 gallons
of tar 10 the mile.-New York Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

work without the greatest exhaustion.
This is very common sight and is
almost always due to pelvic catnrrh.
1t is worse than foolish for SO many
women TO suffer year after year with
disease that can be permanently cured.
Peruna cures catarrh permanently. 1t
cures old chronic cases as well as a slight
attack. the only difference being in the
lcngth of time that it should be taken to
effect cure.
If you do net derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of lemna,
write at once to DIR. Hartman. giving Il
fall statement of your case. anj he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
9he Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus.
Ohio
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
As It Might Have Been.

George" said the Father Of Hi.
Country's father. George. what about
this cherry tree?"
Father" replied the immortal George
81 cannot tell lie. With my little
hatchet | did IT,"
Whereupon his father promptly turned
him over his knee and gave him the
chastisement he deserved
This viii teach you said he. when
IL was finished. shat you ought 10 never
acknowledge that anything is impos-
sibie. You cannot tell what you can d.
till you try. "-Cincinnati Times-Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
AN PHOTOGRAPHIC SCRAP.

II Colombia 'gainst Columbia
We're to wage a bloody fight,
Were 10 bring her little army
And assail us in our might,
There is not Il chance for doubling
Ere the little job was through,
IN that photographic warfare
or tLe o against the u.
THIS Columbia that we I've IN
Spells ii always Iu-m.
But those other folks are Span sii-
II is different with them.
Ii they tackle us we'n have TO
Make another Spanish stew
OF this photographic warfare
With the Q ng1nSt the u
Baltimore American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
female Weakness Is Pelvic
Catarrh.
Always half Sick Are the Women Who
Have Pelvic Catarrh.

Catarrh of amy organ, il allowed TO
progress, will affect the whole body.
CataTrh without nervousness il very
rare. but pelvic catarrh aud nervousness
go hand IN hand.
What is so distressing sight rs n
poor halfsick. nervous woman, suffering
from the many almost undesirable symp-
toms OF pelvic catarrh? She does not
consider herself i'll enough 10 so 10 bed,
but she is far from being able to do her
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

The French are cIamoring for cheap.
or postage. A letter weighing ESQ grams,
which would cost Is confines Is cents) In
Austria. 10 confines IN Switzerland,
would cost francs So centimes (51 centsl
ia France,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

This IS where we part company said
the comb to the brush rs shey were sci
out in the guests bedroom.-C Columbia
Jester.
Dyer-What is the death rate in your
town?
DuelI-About two per automobile
Town Topics.
rrospeetor-Is there anything in this
property?
Agent. Lots. Yale Record.
He. in confusion-I beg your pardon.
! thought it was somebody else.
She, furiously-Then Ill never forgive
you.-Yale Record.
You poor boy; here's penny for you.
Now stop crying"
''Yes'm. That $ what was crying
or."-I4ondon News.
He-You are so much too good for me
that | am always afraid of losing YOU
She-I see. You think that | am too
good te be true.-Yale Record.
Frank-What success did you have on
your hunting trip in Maine?
Arthur-Bullr. / shot two guides and
wounded lumberman.-Cheisea tAtass.)
Gazette.
Gentleman Ito peddicr)-Can these
safety. matches? Why, they won't light
at ali!
Peddler-W Well. wot could yer ave
safer?-Tit- Bits.
She-I hear the attempt to run base
tx.,n H.
success. What was the trouble?
He-Ail the men went out on strikes
Cornell Widow.
Miss Komin-W What did your brother
George give You for Christmas. Lizzief
Little Lizzie-Mamma says she is
afraid he gave me the mumps.-W Woman
Home Companion.
81 wonder what is meant by the state
ment that Nature equalizes things'?'
We'll, if Nature endows woman with
small feet it gives her big head -
Philadelphia Ledger.
Schoolmaster-So you claim. Jones
you struck him in self-defense?
Pupil--Yes. sir; wouldn't have hit
him ut all if he hadn't turned on mo for
throwing a brick at him!-Chums.
Chortles.
Cranbeuies that make you laugh.
Pun kinS that are great!
Say now. come ont in the yard
And guess this turkeys weight
New York Evening sun.
81 will go down the chimney first. il
you don't mind said the polite CHM
ney sweep.
"Oh, certainly, SCOT yourself" replied
the equally courteous assistant. Sphinx
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

word when | asked him for an automo-
bile.
Ethel-And did you get il?
/ Maud-Of course Brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

"Well. we'll, see what I've gone and
done"
THE idea! How did you come to do
that?"
81 didn't go to do Philadelphia
Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
FACTS AND FANCIES.

Il think he has heavenly voice"
YES, perhaps SO; ut least unearthly.'
Y ale Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

First Sportsman-Good guide, is he?
Second Sportsman-Oh, yes. If neces-
sary, he'll do the shooting and bring home
the game and let you say you did it, and
thrash anybody that says you didn't
New Yorker.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
The Reason of 1t.

"What makes the catboat so so fast?''
Asked little Willie Sphinx.
The dogtish must be chasing it,
Sad father, with wink
Columbia Jester.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
A Deficient Education.

A brilliant young woman named Nudge.
The child of talented judge,
On desert isle cast
Had TO painfully fast,
For she could make nothing but fudge
Washington Star.
by cracky!" exclaimed Uncle Silas, Il
heard a good joke on you, Joe!'
well, iist cuz | seen somebody eatin'
soup in a saloon | never lowed it wuz II
restaurant an went in an ordered
piece of punkin' pie, retOrted Joe sturd-
ily.-Indianapolis Sun.
Harry-What in time induced the pref
ty Miss Skyler to take up with Muggins?
He is the ugliest looking man / know.
Dick-That's why she is going to
marry him, | suspect. He is so awfHily
homely folks will think he has got lots of
money Boston Transcript.
He-It certainly was q pretty wedding.
and everything was so nicely arranged
She-That's just what ! think: and
the music was especially appropriate.
He-I don't remember What did they
play?
She" Tbe Last Hope I.ippncott's.
A Transformation.
There was al itncrant cobblcr
Who sat down To dine with o gobbler;
When the dinner was done
There remained only one
And he was both eobber and goliDler
Coed Housekeeping
Zine, wasn't it, exclaimed Gilman
after the trombone s0i0ist had finished
his star performance. That was really
clever. ehT"
"Oh. shueksr' replied Ci,iman's conn.
try cousin. "He didn't fool me little
bit That's one O them trick horns. lie
didn't really swaller Philadelplis
Press.
Ethei-Yes: father was terribly angry
when / asked him for money for my new
silk dress
Maud-Was he? Wen, ! must say my
he's band IL different He did not say a
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

The Christmas Tree-It is strange that
children are so green as to believe in the
existence of Santa Claus.
The Christmas Candle (sputteringly)--
But they are not evergreen.-W Woman $
Home Companion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

This is where ave part company" said
the comb 10 the brush rs they were set
out in the guests bedroom. Columbia
Jester.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
A Transformation.

There was an itincrant cobblcr
Who sat down 10 dine with gobber:
When the dinner was done
There remained only one.
And he was both eobbler and gol,i,ler.
Good Housekeeping.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

NO" explained her escort, referring
to two old grads who were having a
warm discussion about the 90 game.
those two men are not quarreling.
They're merely settling an old score" -
Harvard Lampoon.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

A brilliant young woman named Nudge,
The child of a talented Judge,
On q desert isle cast
Had TO painfully fast,
For she could make nothing but fudge
Washington Star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

EtheI-Yes: father was terribly angry
when asked him for money for my new
silk dress
Maud-Was he? Well, I must say my
he's band is different. He did not say q
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

Dyer-What is the death rate in YOU
town?
Dueil-About two per automobile
Town Topics
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05

~ will go down the chimney first. il
You don't mind said the polite Chin
ney sweep
'0h, certainly, SCOT yourself" replied
the equally courteous assistant. Sphinx.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-05
Chortles.

Cranbeuies that make you laugh!
Pun kins that are great!
Say now. come ont in the ward
And guess this turkeys weight.
New York Evening sun.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-16

from $1,000 to 10000 more who entered.
At the fair headquarters yesterday
there was little doing, every one rest
ing up from the hard work of the
past two weeks. Only those matters
of business which must be closed be-
fore the showmen and privilege peo-
Bile leave were touched and these were
concluded as rapidly as possible. 1t
was a general rest day all around ana
nothing of interest occurred on the
grounds.
This morning the work Of taking
down the displays in the art building
will commence and by night large
majority of them will have disappeared.
As soon as this work is completed and
everything finished at the grounds, the
headquarters will again move to the
Chamber of Commerce building and
close the remaining details of the
business.
A meeting of the directors of the
Racing Association will be called for
early this week. At this meeting a
full report of the receipts and eXpendi-
lures will be made by Secretary Doyle.
Manager Saussy win also made his re-
port on the conduct and success Of the
fair, and Mr. James c. Shaw will re-
port on the Midway.
All of these reports will show that
the fair has been a great success, and
that the association has not lost by il.
Accidents occurred in the programme
that had been announced, and there
we're one or two days of bad weather,
yet, taken as a whole, the fair did not
suffer, and the attendance WAS good
throughout.