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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
IN BORROWED PLUMAGE.
Well Dressed Women Who Wear
Goods Sent on ADnroyaI.

Well Dressed Women Who Wear
Goods Sent on APPROVAL.
When the ways of some women are
considered, it is less remarkable that
such numbers of women dwelling in
the large cities dress extrayagantly
than before their methods of securing
rich costumes for all occasions have
been scrutinized.
There are women, and many Of them
very wealthy, who make regular
practice of having elegant garments
sent, to their homes on approval, wear
ing them once and then returning them
to stores or costumers. Some women
will wear dress or cloak to the
opera and send~it back next morning.
Or they will get hat or wrap and go
driving or visiting in it. The average
person would be astonished to know all
the things, from handsome umbrellas
and fans of great beauty to- jewelry
and clothes, that some women bor-
row from the shops.
OF course all of these women are not
we'll off, but they all dress we'll and
go out a great deal, and although the
shOpkeepers often discover the manner
in which they are being deceived, they
do not always like to make fuss for
fear of losing a good customer. Besides
they know that if they incur the enmi-
V of such impostors the women are
quite capable of abusing their goods
and robbing them of other and more
honest customers. Strange as it may
seem, these women generally mingle in
pretty good society, or the fringes of it,
and have some influence in the matter
Of dress, since they have won the repu-
tation of always dressing elegantly and
in the newest things.
This sort of imposition had been car
ried on so often by a customer Of GER
tain large firm that it's members deter
mined to put stop to her Haunting
about in borrowed plumage, at least
when the plumage belonged to them.
One Saturday this woman had splen-
did wrap sent home on approval, and
on Sunday one of the head clerks of
the firm who knew Mrs. Blank as the
offender stationed himself near her
pew in the fashionable church which
she attended. When she sailed down
the aisle after service, Respondent in
| the borrowed cloak, this man stepped
up to her and said:
How do you do, Mrs. Blank? I am
| delighted to see that you like our cloak
! We'll enough to keep it, -.
OF course after that she could not re-
! turn the cloak.
Still, with all the efforts put forward
by shops and costumers to break up
the pernicious habit of forcible borrow
ing on the part of sundry feminine GUS
toners, the practice goes merrily on,
and many a fair dame with an envi-
: able reputation for exquisite dressing
appears but once in garments and hats
that when next seen are bedecking an
other woman or hanging in the show
| room Of some smart shop.-Washingt
| Star.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
EQUAL. =
PAR NERS
BY HOWARD FIELDING
[coNr1NuED.l
Copyright, 1901, by Charles W. Iooke.

Alden paused an instant, the strength
Of his body gathering for effort.
Then he leaped forward and seemed
to pass half through, half over, the
body of Blair, as if it had been a ghost
In garments. Turning, he saw Blair
lying upon the floor, his limbs comfort
ed, his face bearing the unmistakable
stamp Of death.
Elmendorf staggered forward and
knelt beside the body.
''We're going to keep her secret" he
said. ''Her name must not appear in
this. We must see what the man has
in his pockets and in the room. Some
of these fellows make strange memo
randa." 49,.
Brenda has told me the story" said
Alden. 1T could not be concealed. In
fact, had got so much from the nurse
you bribed that the remainder matter
ed little And this man was her hus-
band, this cowardly wretch, this assas-
sin Of womenH'
He was also an inventor Of women -
said Elmendorf. "And never knew a
ShreWder trick
do you mean that he lied about see
ing one?"
"There was no mysterious woman
In the case" replied Elmendorf. "It
was pure fiction and worthy of its
author. He was clever, and for thor
oughgoing scoundrel- Hello! What's
this?'
He had drawn a sheet of paper from
Blair's pocket, and after glance at it
he handed it to Alden, who read that
Arthur Gordon Blair and Joseph Neale,
captain of police, were equal partners
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08

ments," she said. Elsie believes her
self sinner. She looks upon that folly
as if it we're a terrible offense, and,
what is much more important, she be-
lieves that you will SO regard it. She
thinks that you will look upon her as a
girl disgraced by her own act and
saved by chance. The whole matter
has assumed shape utterly monstrous
in her eyes. Now. what will you do
thank God in her presence that the
dreadful drama closed with your hands
upon Blair's throat? Never, never!
You will be very gentle always. You
will say to her in the beginning that
you love her dearly and that nothing
else matters in the least You will
speak as little as possible Of this tan,
gle of crime. 1t is not important. Do
you comprehend? Love is what mat
tiers. Throughout these first difficult
days and for all your life you will do
the same thing. You will help her to
forget that such men as Blair are in
the world; that she ever met one Of
them. 1t won't be a forbidden topic.
Oh, far from that; merely a matter not
worth brooding over in world full of
sunshine and love-
Brenda" said he, this is the flower
of wisdom. think i. might have
erred in way that would have taken
a long time to set right. Can see her
now?"
Il think you CAM said Kendall.
''now.''
And with the last word he looked
at Brenda Alden understood.
II shall be all you wish me to be"
he said.
So they went to Elsie's room, Alden
lingering until the way was prepared
for him. He entered smiling and hand
some in the way Of the days before.
He knelt down beside Elsie's bed and
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08

DO you recognize it?'' she said.
I've kept it all the time.''
My message that l sent the first
night you were here" he. exclaimed,
taking it.
''The mysterious message!' said
Brenda.
You may read it if you like" said
Alden, giving her the paper. Elsie is
wiling
..Wait!'' cried Elsie "You NAV read
It if you will give it to DR.. Kendall
afterWard."
THAT will be no more than ordinary
politeness." said Brenda, CHANGING at
the paper; only three words-.l love
you.
And she put the little missive into
Kendall's hand.
The arrangements of Captain Neale
and Detective Elmendorf accomplished
beautifully complete suppression Of
the news in the case, and the latter re.
ceived the sincere thanks of Alden,
who spoke for all others concerned.
There might have been other consider.
atoms than mere thanks; but. in the
detectives opinion. the time was not
ripe for corruption.
About a week later Alden was sur
prised to meet Elmendorf in a car of
the elevated road dressed in q patrol
mans uniform.
Back to the ranks" said Elmendorf
gloomily. "Neale's pull has finally got
me. The front office expressed regret.
don't know Why
Resign" said Alden. 81 want you
with me. My deal has gone through in
great shape. can put you in the way
of making money"
Nobody can do that" said Elmen-
dorf. Il wasn't born for it, ~
Alden did not reply in words, but he
fastened a grip on Elmendorf's arm
that couldn't have been loosened with
out major surgical operation and led
him out Of the train despite his pro-
tests on the ground of duty. They went
to Alden's Office, and when they left it
1.-THE force had lost an excellent officer
and really able detective.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
Whats this2'' he demanded.

SOI'OOsOOTN~s
in the gentlest way let her know that
her secret had come into his keeping
and that he had forgotten it again
Then he told her that she was free
but not with any words to picture the
horror of the last scene. The man ha6
died by his own hand, as it was best
he should.
'But still this story. Clarence-thinL
of it!' she said. ''It is bound to be
told.'
my child" said he gently, ''if yor
are my wife and are received by the
Maclanes and a few other people
whom l know
Including the Kendalls," said
Brenda. Don't forget them"
NO." said the doctor, that wouldn't
do at all. Why, dozen years ago
when the phrase the Four Hundred
was first heard, an old dowager of my
tribe protested against it. -Four hun
dred indeed! cried she. Why, there
are more than 400 Kendallsp Sc
there's the size Of your clan, little
girl E>Z %.
$50 only love matters" said Alden
Still upon his knees. els not that
true?"
Elsie was silent for moment. Then
she suddenly opened the hand that
Alden wasn't holding and shove
him something which had been clasped
in it.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
Animals and Alcohol.

Many animals yield to the seduction
Of rum drinking, especially elephants,
horses, cows and swine. Poultry, espe-
cially turkeys will absorb the tempting
sleep, lying around as if dead and ut
terly ignoring their accustomed roost.
On awakening they stagger for a few
moments and soon recover, but it is
hours before they renew their cheerful
cackling.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
Sure.

"How did the doctor tell you to take
the medicine, Larry-internally or ex-
ternally?"
'Nayther wan, sor."
"But it must have been one or the
other"
"Divil a bit, sor. Nayther wan"
''But look here, Larry; that's absurd.
It must have been one or the other, you
, know"
"Nayther wan, tell We. He tould me
to snuff it up me nose,"-St. Louis Re-
public.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
An Anatomical Tale.

Dinwit-Say, our backbones are like
serial stories, aren't they?
Thinwit-Prove it?
Dinwit- Continued in our necks.-
Harvard Lampoon.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08

"What's this?' he demanded. eel
mendorf, didn't l tell you to let this
man alone?'
'1'll let him alone now, captain" said
Elmendorf. "You can bury him. And
see that you bury everything else too.
This whole case is on the quiet. can
steer things at headquarters with lit
tie money, Mr.. Alden, and Joe Neale
must take care Of the precinct. This
is mysterious suicide, Neale; due
probabl, to financial trouble or ill
health. 1t has no relation to the case
Of Miss Miller.''
"Since when did I take orders from,
your" cried Neale.
''Since got hold Of this" replied Ell
mendorf, showing the partnership
agreement. II know the whole game,
Neale, and you can't stand it just
now"
''That's off anyhow. said Neale, with
deep bitterness. Duncan Maclane
was too smart. He has got the Hol-
bein company's option himself, for the
gent who was to have been his sOn-in-
law, Ol COURSE.
And he bowed grotesquely to Alden.
"Maclane smelled a rat after he had
given up to Blair,' he continued, land
so he stepped in ahead Of us. And
now, Elmendorf, I'm willing to call
this thing draw on your terms. I'll
attend to matters here strictly on the
quiet, and you take care Of your own
end Of it as we'll as you can. Is it d
go?''
ut u.s." replied the detective. GAS
soon as I get my head patched up I'll
60 down to headquarters and get Rob
inson out or start things moving that
way. And you, Mr.. Alden?'
II am going back to St. Winifred's."
was the reply.
When Alden reached the hospital, he
went at once to KendalTs room, from
which place he sent word Of his ar
rival Both the doctor and Brenda
presently Joined him. +. e.
81 think the danger is ali over,'' said
Kendall, taking Alden's hand. 'eThis
last attack of faintness was to be ex-
pected; but do not look for any re-
currence But how is it with you?
Something serious has happened?"
Alden told them simply and directly
just what had occurred.
s'She is free, then?'' exclaimed Bren-
da. 'z-+ -. ~
Eyes, and partly by my hand,' he re-
piled. Brenda, am glad Of it. l am
| glad to have been concerned in that
mans death. l am more than half a
| savage. From the first instant, when
| I learned that Elsie had been struck
down, l had scarcely more than one
| idea, one passionate desire for venge-
| ance. l wanted to kill with my own
hands the man who had done this
thing. All softer feelings were swal-
lowed up in that one desire"
| cit produced singular effect" said
Kendall, with a shudder.
"You mean that seemed to be guilty
Of this crime?" said Alden calmly.
.sWell, there was murder in my heart
| at the time, you see, and l cannot
blame any who misjudged me. And
now, Brenda" he said, drawing him
| self up and clinching his white and del
icate hands that gave so little hint OF
their enormous strength, Il am glad
that I can go to her and tell her that
he is dead; that that dreadful night
mare Of the past need not hang over
her; that all these horrors
My friend" said Brenda, checking
him, you will do nothing of the kind 2
He asked her in surprise what she
might mean.
You will utter no such violent senti.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
No DOUbtS AhQut 1t.

''How do you know it is rheuma-
dsm?" -sked his friend. "You haven't
seen a doctor" .f.-;
II know what it is, all right" replied
the victim. "Rheumatism is one of
these things that don't need an intro
duction.''
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
A Little Uncomfortable.

A story which will go straight to the
hearts of shooting men is told of cler.
tcal gentleman who was invited to join
shooting party. In the course of the
day the host felt himself prodded in the
back and turning around, found the
amiable cleric poking at him with thu
muzzle of his gun, and his look Of in
terrogation was met with the remark,
"Can you tell me how to let down these
beastly things" abiding to the ham.
mers Of the gun, which was at full cock
and loaded.-London Standard.
A Humorous Snake.
In Marianne North's "Recollections
Of Happy Life" is description of
tame snake.
It's mistress would sometimes twist
the pretty bronze creature in the great
plat of hair she wore around her head
and once threatened to go down thus
decorated to a dinner party of rather
stiff people.
But one Of the snakes own eccentric
itles serves to distinguish it among all
other reptiles Of a similar nature which
have served as pets.
1t was as fond of glittering things as
its mistress herself, and when she took
off her many rings and placed them on
different parts Of the table it would go
about collecting them and stringing
them on its 1.-THE body. Then it would
de itself in knot, so that the rings
could not be taken off until it was
pleased to unite itself again.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
Their Last.

eyes" remarked the sad looking
stranger. II have seen the last of many
q good man."
doctor or undertaken" queried the
man behind the white apron.
Neither replied he Of the sad looks.
I'm a shoemaker"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08

Stout Man (whose appetite has been
the envy of his fellow boarders)-I de-
clare I have three buttons off my vest
Mistress of the House (who has been
aching to give him a hint)-You will
probably find them in the dining room,
afP
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
A Deep Though

'sIn a brown study, eh?'
Eyes, I was just thinking"
Thinking what?'
II was just wondering why a fellow
never has as much trouble borrowing
trouble as the trouble he has borrow
ing other things"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08

sedllnent or SET
ting indicates an
unhealthy condi-
ton Of the kid
neys; if it stains
your linen it is
evidence of kid
ney trouble; too
frequent desire to
pass it or pain in
the hacL ie o1eo
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
convincing proof that tn.

convincing proof that the kidneys and blad-
der are cut Of order.
What to Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. the great kidney remedy fufills every
wish in curing rheumatism, pain in the
back, kidneys liver, bladder and every part
of the urinary passage. It corrects inability
to hold water and scalding pain in passing
it, or bad effects following use Of liquor,
wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to 70 often
during the day, and to get up many times
during the night. The mild and the extra
ordinary effect of SWamp-Root is soon
realized. II stands the highest for its won
derful cures Of the most distressing cases.
If you need medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists in SOC. and ST. sizes.
You may have a. sample bottle of this
wonderful discovery ST. skt7.-
| and book that tells ds::?::s
more aboutit both sent
absolutely free by mail. ssssas @sse0
| Address DR.. Kilrner & Home Of swanp.Roos.
Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writing men-
ton reading this generous offer in this paper.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name. Swamp-RoOt. DIR. Kilmers
| Swanlp-R Root. and the address, Bingham
ton, N Y, on every bottle.
y "
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
After Which He Departed,

Augustus Aubrey-Do you know, I
much prefer the society Of ladies to
any other.
Miss Cutting-So do T. Pittsburg
procc
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and Don't Know it.
How TO Find Out.

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours; a
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08

No man ever acknowledges mistake
30 quickly as when he puts the lighted
end of cigar in his mouth.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
A Double Surprise.

Furniman-Now. there's your hus-
band coming, Mrs. Candor. Let's make
a little surprise for him. Mrs. Funni-
nan and will hide behind the curtains
here, and you tell him that your ex-
pected guest, haven't come. Then well
step out and surprise him.
(Enter Mr. Candor.)
Mrs. Candor (obeying orders Well,
Henry, our expected guests have dis
appointed us-Mr. and Mrs. Funniman
haven't come.
Mr.. Candor (hearfly) Thank heaven!
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
CHlCnESTER'S ENGLISH
PEhkYROYAL PILLS

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and enclose self addressed envelope. The
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YourHuiir

s'Two years ago my hair was
falling out badly. purchased
bottle of Ayers Hair Vigor, and
soon my hair stopped coming out"
Miss Minnie Hoover, Paris, Ill.
Perhaps your mother
had thin hair, but that is
no reason why you must
/ 60 through life with half
starved hair. If you want
long, thick hair, feed it
with Ayers Hair Vigor,
and make it rich, dark,
and heavy.
sl.0o bottle. All druggists.
If your druggist cannot supply you,
send us one dollar and we will express
you bottle. Be sure and give the name
of your nearest express office. Address,
j. &. AVER CO. >, Lowell, Mass.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08

How many are there In your fam,
lily e'
Seven altogether, but we're scat.
tered all over the United States. Bal
sdaaan.a-Amorican
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-07-08
CHAPTER Xxx.
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS.

he document appeared
to possess the power
of a spell, for while
Alden held it in his
hands he heard one
heavy blow upon the
door, and then Neale
strobe intn tho rom
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-20
New Equipment for O. & A.

Kansas City, Aug. 20.-Within the
next thirty days the Chicago & Alton
will receive a complete new equipment
for every passenger train on it's lines.
1t will represent the highest type of
passenger coaches manufa ctured and
when the new rolling stock is in use
the road will have some of the most
magnificent1y equipped trains on the
continent, having them equipped with
every convenience and luxury known
to the railroad world. New Pullmans.
new cafe and dining cars, new chair
cars, day coaches, baggage and postal
cars will be added. The equipment has
been purchased for the st. Louis expo
sition next year on account of the addi-
tional business which will be handled.
1t is said that the travel to st. Louis
will completely overshadow that of the
Chicago worlds fair and all of the rail-
roads expect to have more business
than they can handle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-20
NO ADVANCE.
Missouri Board Refuses to Grant In
crease of Express Rates.

Jefferson City, Mo-, Aug. Pa hear
ing was given the several express COM
panies by the Missouri state board or
RAILROAD and warehouse commissioners
Tuesday morning relative to the pro-
posed increase of 35 per cent. in rates.
which the board had refused to an
prove when the schedule was Hled
with it Four of the six companies do
ing business in the state were repre-
scented. J. H. Butler, of Omaha, Neb.,
superintendent of the Adams company;
F. D. Adams, of st. Louis, superintend-
ent of the American company; r. A.
Wells, general manager, and G. d.
See rate clerk of Kansas City, for the
Wells Fargo company. John T. Dan
iels, assistant general manager, and
George P. Stebbins, traffic manager, of
ST. Louis, for the Pacific company,
were here. This company was repre-
scented also by its attorney, Col. VIII
liam H. Phelps. Neither the Southern
nor the United States companies were
represented. The gentlemen commended
that the proposed increase did not
affect the small shippers and that the
large shippers were making no COM
plant against it. There was no reason,
so far as they could see, why the new
schedule should not be approved.
Before adjournment the commission
erS issued an order refusing to indorse
the schedule of increased rates, and the
old tariff still prevails. No announce
ment was made, however, as to the date
for the hearings to be held by the COM
missioners at St Louis and kansas
City, when the railroad companies will
be permitted to make arguments on the
maximum freight rate.