The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-10
MISSOURI NOTES.
(From the Kansas City Starr

FIX old stomachs to last a life time
If you cannot go, send your stomach.
1t seems very appropriate that a pa
per called the Mirror should be edited
by young women. Such is the case in
Marceline
The boys of Gillian have organized
secret society called The Coming
Boys of America" The object of the
lodge is to keep it's object a secret.
The fancy County Republican has an
"angel" performing the devils" duties
The "angel" is Miss Edith Parrish, who
bids fair to become a good printer some
day.
Bates county is so full of former resi-
dents of Iowa that the Butler Republi-
can-Press suggests that an Iowa asso-
citation be organized to hold an Iowa
picnic annually.
Hale and Tina, Carroll county, two of
the smallest towns in northwest Mis-
souri,, will have the biggest Fourth of
July celebrations yet announced in that
portion of the state.
A Fillmore paper announces that a
noted photographer will visit that town
soon, and urges the people to take ad-
vantage of the opportunity to have
made the best tintypes in the world.
! A Boone county jury last week gave
a man a verdict for 100000 against the
ST. Louis Transit company for injuries
received in a street car accident. Only
three of the jurymen had ever seen a
! street car.
A man who had been a steady whisky
| drinker all his life died at the age of
! 75 in Barton county recently, and the
! temperance people are holding up his
death as an awful example of what
liquor will do.
William Ratliff, aged 104 years. and
his daughter, Caroline Ratliff, who is g.
years of age, were committed to the
Fulton hospital for the insane recently
They were sent to the institution from
Pike County.
Editor Walton issued a handsome
flfty-page trade edition of the Arm
strong Herald lately, containing pic
lures of most of the leading citizens OF
the town. 1t takes a big paper to show
off all of the leading citizens of Arm
strong.
Roastin' eah; Roastin' eah,
Whah yoh stoppin' at?
Nigh on time yoh steps All heah
On nah ole doah mat.
Roastin' eah, listen heah,
Laggin' mighty bad.
| Come on Mistah Roastin' eah,
Mex dis niggah glad.
Paw Paw Corner Bazoo.
The Centerview Record tells of a
young man who had been writing a girl
in Minneapolis for three years, intend
ing some day to ask her to marry him,
The other day he received letter and
picture from her. The letter an
nounced that she had been married two
years, and the picture was of her baby
my husband and I have enjoyed your
letters very much" she wrote, but
guess you'd better stop writing now, as
I have to spend all my time caring for
the baby" The Record says the words
the young man used after reading the
letter would shock a field of oats.
Wedd City Sentinel: A number of men
were standing on a corner one day tell
ing how they got their first starts in
the world. The gist of their stories was
that the young man of the. present day
does not know what hard times are.
but Mayor Redding carried off the bis
cult with the story of his first effort at
| carving a fortune. He said he COM
menced life back in Ohio by cutting
wood at twenty-five cents cord. and
that as it took him just four days to
cut one cord, that he earned az
cents per day. The meeting then ad-
| journed.