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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14

A military correspondent gives a
good description of the Somali. who as
a fighting man is not first class. though
he is fond Of drill and proud of his
uniform. But he is by nature decided
IL efTNmin3te: his toilet is q constant
source Of anxiety To himself. and the
pains he will take to curl his crisp
black hair by the application of vari-
Gus substances to his head is incredi-
bic. He is fond of tinery. of luxurious
and indolent habits. and keeps up an
incessant fire of chatter lie is grasp
ing, and in the matter of food is
greedy. Timid in the presence of the
European. he is easily excited and
quickly loses his head. Dancing is one
of his chief pastimes. accompanied by
the loud clapping of hands and a con-
tinuOus and monotonous wall. which
no doubt does duty for song. Somali
women never dance, and scarcely even
smile; they are completely cowed by
the men, who treat them in most cases
unkindly, if not actually cruelty. The
SOmali is most punctilious in the per.
Torrance of his religious rites; but he
seems hypocritical to Il degree.-London
Express.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
FORESTS Great Power.

An effeminate young man, an intense
admirer of Forrest, enlisted among the
supers so as to be nearer his idol At
the end of FORESTS most effective
speech, then on, the new actor was so
overcome that he tainted. The Incl
dent so pleased the 'old man" that he
called him to his dressing room. where
after few remarks, he presented him
with a dollar as memento of the occa-
sion. On rejoining his fellow supers.
five in number. the happy recipient
spoke of his good fortune, dilating upon
the cause thereof. At the next perform
ance Forrest kept his eye on him to
see if he could again so overcome him
as to cause him to faint. When he
reached the scene and climax his as
constituent can be imagined when six
of the supers fell over in a dead faint.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
Little Faults In Social Life.

A fault in the young is to form some
feverish admiration for one or two par
ticular friends. often of so called
superior social standing. These are
referred to constantly. They are held
up as patterns, oracles and patrons
In private circles and public places
their names are loudly mentioned in
the hope and desire of impressing by
ISLANDERS. At bazaars in the Hobbies
of theaters, at railway stations. in
railway carriages and, indeed, wher-
ever the company may be described
as mixed this distressing form of what
is known as brag is very much in evil
dence. The shouting of nicknames and
Christian names at moments when in
ordinary intercourse one would not be
addressing anybody is also done in or
der to advertise some small degrees Of
intimacy with the well known.-Suc-
cess
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
THE SINGING BULLET,
III You Hear 1t WIKI. You May Be
Sure 1t Won't Hit You.

Don't be afraid of 4 bullet that
you've heard whistle" said an old sol
der IF it sings in your ear rest as
sured that it viii never harm YOU. 1t
is fact, rs any OLD soldier will tell
you, that you never hear the bullet
which hits you. 1t is problem OF
'windage,' as the boys in the army call
ed it, In other words the bullet which
Sou hear sing has already sped past
you and the bullet which hits YOU has
Kissed in the ear of some other fellow
in passing before it got to you. 1t is Il
simple proposition, after all. The sing
ing of the bullet is the atmo spheric vi
bration which is created and the resist
ance which the air otfere to the prog
ress of the bullet This cannot be de
tected by the ear until the bullet has
crossed Il parallel line with the ear. It
may sail over your head or whiz close
to the ground, but if it passes you at
all the ear will catch the sound of its
flight. To the soldier of many battles
the voice of the bullet is music. He
knows that he need have no dread of
the bullet that sings in his ears 1t is
the bullet that he does net hear that
must be feared, and It is this bullet
which always brings harm to him. No
soldier ever heard the bullet which in
flicted a wound on him"-New Orleans
Times-D Democrat.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
Real Estate Transfers.

Kalispell Townsite company to Ida
A. Bell, lots / and 2, in block IS, Kali
ispell. Consideration, $500.
w. R. Gray ct ux., to John O'Brien
Lumber company, timber on south
east quarter of southwest quarter,
and lot Z, section 6, and the northeast
quarter of northwest quarter, and lot
l, section Z, township 30, range %,
Consideration, 5000
kalisIell ToWnsite company to A.
L. Jaqueth. south quarter of section
II, township q, range %. Consider
alton, $4,000.
A. l.. Jaqueth to Leona Jaqueth
his wife, the same. Consideration ST..
w. A Read ct Tx. to John August
Johnson. the east half of the north
west quarter, southwest quarter of
the northeast quarter. section "a,
and the southeast quarter of the
southwest quarter, section q, town
ship 30, range 81, l6O acres. Consid-
Grafton s1,100.
Victor Baney of Tobacco Plains to
Robert Reid of the same place, south
east quarter of the northeast quarter
of section "a, township SO, range 90,
40 acres. Consideration, $3.50.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
MRS. WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST,
Columbia Falls Correspondent

Columbia Falls Correspondence.
The Hutchinson brothers are en-
joying a visit from their parents,
from Michigan.
Forest Ranger Philip Gyffer of
Summit was in Gown Monday. en-
route for Kalispell.
James Grist returned from an ex-
tended trip in the east last Sunday.
Minnie Kennedy and sister. Mar
saret, are visiting friends in Great
Falls.
MyrOn Allen and wife departed
Monday night for Wisconsin. after a
three months visit with their daugh-
ters. Mrs. PClhamus and Miss Fanny
Allen.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Fogge of
Minneapolis We're guests of Fred
Johnson and sister over Monday
Victor Taft has purchased the
Buck residence. better known as the
Flemming house, in North Columbia
Falls.
IAiSoSi-t bb>N ItIOtSI anu ItlbIIN diti
Abe Johnson and family have re-
turned from Tobacco Plains.
Farmers in our vicinity are busy
cutting and stacking hay at the pres
emit writing.
Rev. Perry was greatly surprised
last Saturday night by the arrival of
his father and cousin from Nebras-
ka. Rev. Perry, Sir. favored the peo-
pie of Columbia Falls with two excel
lent sermons on last Sunday.
Miss Birdie Laegger and Mrs. Her
man Laeg@er returned home from
Fort Benton Sunday.
Ernest Hutchinson and wife of
Great Falls, are visiting the Hutehi-
son Brothers this week.
Little Ruth Chaffin met with a
painful misfortune last Sunday,
while going to the ferry fishing. She
was descending a steep bank and ty
a miss,ep she fell. striking her ell
bow on rock with enough force to
break the bone.
G. N. Mansfield was a kalispell
visitor on Tuesday.
Miss Helen McBain will attend
school in Kalispell this coming Win
ter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ola Parker are
spending their honeymoon at Mr..
PaIker's homestead near Nine Mile
lake.
The Pattison family move to Kali
ispell This week, where they will
make their home.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
Nerves and tfc Breakfast Table.

The longer | live the more convinced
1 am that breakfast is the real cause of
more domestic friction than can be
accounted for ~ mere incompatibility
of temper. 1t is not in human nature
to be amiable in the early morning.
The patriarchal system by which four
or five different branches of family
live under one roof could not possibly
continue abroad We're the various fam
lilies obliged to submit to the breakfast
test. Your father-in-law. your mother
1n-law, your brother-in-law and his
wife, your sister-in-law and her hus-
band contemplated over Il dish Of
poached eggs in the early morning
would be impossible, but by midday
we have buried our savage instincts,
assumed once more the Christian vir-
tues and are prepared to face the world
of relations-in-law with resignation
and perhaps even the semblance Of
appreca tion.--A Countess on English
Customs.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
How to See Under Water.

A lens for seeing under water is
described as producing an effect which
is both astonishing and delightful 1t
gives distinct vision to objects from
twenty to thirty feet below the sur
face which are usually out of ordi-
nary eye range. The eyes loss of ex-
tending vision when under water is
owing to the fact that an entirely diff.
ferent focus is required The specta-
cles which can adjust this focus are
made by putting two watch crystals
back to back or with the concavities
outward. Try it and be surprised.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
Bear WOrshipers of japan.

The queerest and perhaps the Oldest
people of the earth are the Amos, the
bear idolaters. who are found in the
Japanese islands of Kovriles, Sahkali-
no, and chiefly in Yezo or Honnaido
They number more than $4,000 souls
in all, and they are fast disappearing
They have the broad nose and the
ObliQue eyes which characterize the
Chinese and Asiatic races generally.
but there the resemblance ends The
Amos are large and powerful people,
straight as an 3rrOw. All the Amos
declare they sIrang from the Great
White Dos-the bear-and Il princess
of the south. The bear is their chief
god
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
Another TWo-Bjt House.

The Vienna Cafe, on First avenue
was re-Opened last Monday by
Adolf Arnbruster, a first-class cook
and caterer. Under the new manage
ment regular meals will be served for
% cents. The restaurant will be
open all night and special attention
given to short orders at all times.
Try the new place.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
Pain Is n Relative Term.

pain" even in the human subject is
purely a relative term. 1t expresses a
very real sensation. but it does not ex-
press its degree. And so far as man.
kind is concerned the sense of pain, in
the intensity in which it can be felt
depends very largely indeed upon two
great factors. The first of these is civil
lization, and the second factor is that
of education.-Lo Magazine.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14

Pauline, aged six, was listening to
the story Of the marriage at Cana and
the mira Gle of the water and the Wine
After her mother had finished her re-
cital the little girl inquired:
Mother. what did you say was the
name of the gentleman what gave the
party ?''-New York Tribune.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
The Only Thing They Ever Did,

John Bright's powers of sarcasm
were almost unrivaled. Some of his
sharpest utterances have been against
members of the nobility. When boasts
had been made of the antiquity Of
prominent family, that their ancestors
came over with the Conqueror. his re-
ply was prompt, II never heard that
they did anything else.'
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
Picked Statues.

The marbles in Westminster palace
are treated to bath once year.
They are first sponged off with water
and then picked" This pickle con-
sists of a solution of soft soap and sui
phur which removes the incrusta tons
due to the smoke laden atmosphere and
is said to do the marble no harm.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
Styles of Architecture.

In their architecture the Moresaue
strove for the negation of the weight
altogether; the Egyptian placed the
weight firmly on the ground; the
Greek lifted it up in the air with an
assertion of graceful power; the Roman
confused weight and support; the By
zantine represented weight without
support; the Moor suggested that there
was no weight at all.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14

X. X. is the new remedy for kid
ney or liver trouble, and it has prov
Ell to be he best thing eve. used for
same. Money refunded if it does not
cure. Manufactured and sold at
Marsden's Union drug store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
No FamiliaritieS.

Il suppose you are familiar with
John Ruskin, Miss Tootles:'
Indeed l am not! l never allow
myself to become familiar with men,
Mr.. Pearson. l have not even met the
person you refer tor - Kansas City
Journal
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14

The fellow who sits down and waits
for his rich relations to die must con-
slider that they are worth their wait in
gold. philadelphia Record.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
His Proud Boast,

What is your position in the choir?"
asked the new church member.
Absolutely neutral" replied the mild
tenor. 81 don't side with either fac
Hon."
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
Not Wholly Idle.

Clara-Does Harry help you with
the house cleaning?
Harriet-Well. he hangs the pictures
crooked and does the grumbling.-De-
troit Free Press.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14
Another Snan.

Corner and inside lot and two
houses. Price $1,000. Terms: $3.50
cash; balance in Kalispell Building
and Loan association. Both good
renters. Call and get full descrip-
ton. Griffin, Stannard & Calbick.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14

If you want to buy a sewing ma
chine, they keep all makes at Sher-
mans Piano house, $40 Main street,
Kalispell.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-14

If you want TO rent a sewing ma
chine. call up Shermans Piano house
Phone -. w. P. Sherman, sole
manager.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31
Auction Sale,

On Spring Prairie, on Tobacco
Plains road, about II miles northwest
of Kalispell, Tuesday, August 4, 1908,
OF the following property:
Twenty-six head of cattle, including
seven cows giving milk, balance
young stock. One team work horses.
One Deering binder, nearly new. One
six-foot mower, used ONE season.
One grain drill, nearly new. One
disc harrow, never used. One twelve
foot rake, used one season. One har-
row. One walking plow. One new
three-inch wagon. One set common
sense sleighs. One new cutter, cost
$50. One set work harness. Other
things too numerous TO mention.
Terms of sale: All sums OF $40
and under, cash. All over $40, six
months time on approved security
at 10 per cent. Sale to commence at
l o'clock. Free lunch at noon.
j. Edwards, Auctioneer.
-Cloyd J. Crossley.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31

for we are sure the giving of them
has been Of great satisfaction to YOU,
On any other occasion we might not
accept them so willingly.
You have told us, CAN is not gold
that glitters," and I think this key
so bright and shining may not be
what lit seams. But we shall take
your word for it that this is the only
one which opens the way over the
difficult road to knowledge.
We have often been conscious this
year that you were having much
easier times than we were, in prepar-
ing your work, and foolishly attribu-
ted it ITO your superior ability, when
we didn't think you appeared bright
err than we We're, if as bright Now
we know how it happened. This key
is responsible for it all and you are
really no smarter than common folks.
What prodigies we shall be next year
key!
Hard as it is for a prospective SEN
Tor to bow to a superior, we shall GER
tainly do the proper thing on this
occasion and thank you for your kind
words and good wishes, and express
our sincere hope that we may hand
this trophy down to our successors
with as good record as you have
made. 1t shall be our greatest effort
to emulata your example in every re-
spect
Grace O'Hara.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31
stockholders MEETING.

Notice is hereby given that there
will be a meeting of the stockholders
OF the Ashley Lake Irrigating COM
pany at the Office of Foot & Pomeroy,
First National Bank building, Kalis-
pell, Montana, on the fifth day of
August, 1908, at the hour of nine
O'Clock a. M, for the purpose Of con-
side1.ing ways and means for raising
money to complete the ditch and
flume and for permitting delinquent
stockholders to redeem stock sold
and passing upon and considering
such other matters as may come be-
fore a stockholders meeting.
Dated this 18th day of July, 1908.
&C. H. Foot, Secretary.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31
Catarrh of the Stomach.

When the stomach is overloaded;
when food is taken into it that fails
to digest, it decays and inflames the
mucous membrane, exposing the
nerves, and causes the glands TO Sc
cret mucin, instead of the natural
juices Of digestion. This is called
catarrh of the stomach. For years
suffered with catarrh of the stom-
ach, caused by indigestion. Doctors
and medicines failed to benefit me
until used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
J. R. Rhea, Coppell, Texas" Sold by
Bronson & Lighthall. Broderick &
Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31
Just About Bedtime

Take a Little Early Riser-it will
cure constipation, biliousness and
liver troubles. DeWitt's Little EARLY
Risers are different from other pills
They do not grippe and break down
the membranes of the stomach, liver
and bowels, but cure by gently arous-
ing the secretions and giving strength
to these organs. Sold by Bronson &
Iighthall and BToderick & Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31
$ceiety'$ note Book.

The pavilion and grove at Foys
lake was transformed into veritable
fairy land on Wednesday evening, the
occasion being picnic given by Mr..
and Mrs. j. Harrington Edwards in
honor of their guest, Miss Lawrence,
charming young lady from Chicago.
Only the young set of Kalispell were
hidden and all accepted. About
forty were present and at seven o.
clock all had assembled at the pavil-
lion where long table was set,
loaded with detachable goodies. The
center piece being beautiful basket
woven by Miss Disbrow out of reeds
from the lake and filled with luscious
fruit. The daintiest of picnic sup
pers could not surpass the collation.
which was served, consisting Of sal
aid, cold meats, bread and butter
pickles, jellies, cake, ice cream and
coffee.
The reflection in the lake Of the
lighted pavilion and the many vari-
colored Chinese lanterns which were
suspended from the pine trees, was
unsurpassed. 1t reminded one of
Venetian water-color scenes that are
so famous for their rainbOwhued brill
liancy mirrored in their waters
The music was furnished by a
sl.ringed orchestra and the dancing
continued until after midnight.
Refreshments were served again at
1880, and the young people were
unanimous in declaring the picnic
one of the most brilliant affairs ever
given in kalispell.
The weather is as changeable as
some people and continues to sur
prise those who reside in this vicini-
ty A bad habit once contracted is
hard to break off, and the weather
seems no exception to the rule. Its
habits have been very bad recently
and it knows it. and to cap the climax
ii is disgraceful by becoming defiant
which is particularly hard to bear
when one or many have planned for
an outing or picnic. For about two
hours last Friday afternoon it GER
tainly looked disastrous for the pic
mic which was planned by the Bach
elor Boys" However, all is we'll
that ends we'll. and since there's no
Continued from Page ID
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31
Sure Cure for Piles.

Itching piles produce moisture and
cause itching. This form, as we'll as
blind, bleeding or protruding piles
are cured by DR.. Bosanko's Pile Rem.
edy. Stops itching and bleeding. Alb
serbs tumors: soc jar, at druggists,
or sent by mail. Treatise free Writa
me- about your case. DR.. Bosanko
Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by Bron-
son G Lighthall.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31

X. X. is the new remedy for kid
ney or liver trouble, and it has prov
en- to be he best thing eveI used for
same. Money refunded if it does not
cure. Manufactured and sold at
Marsdeu's Union drug store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31

The response was given by one of
the juniors, Miss Grace O'Hara:
surely esteem it very great
privilege to be permitted to accept
this key from the hands of so worthy
class and assure you the seniors
of 1904 will consider it their most
sacred duty to preserve it. 1t sounds
so much better to call ourselves the
class Of 1904 than juniors. But you
called us dear juniors" How sweet
and charming it sounds to our ears
20 be called dear" by such a sedate
and dignitied class! In times gone
by when we We're giddy freshmen
were We then addressed "dear?"
fear not. If remember correctly we
were very much ignored, or if we
were addressed at all by YOU, it was
in terms far from "endearing."
We wonder if We have really grown
in your affections. or if the world
looks rosy to you. and YOU can
not help saying nice Things to every
one We shall hope to solve the
question for ourselves a year hence,
and in the meantime shall believe
that your ''dears" are sincere.
Your mselfshness in giving us the
key to your wonderful accomplish
ments is only eQualled by the same
unselfshness in giving advice.
You reprove us for having wasted
a little time in past years. We shall
surely confess to having wasted a
few minutes. but remember People
who live in glass houses shouldn't
throw stones. However, We shall take
these words Of wisdom in good spirit.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31

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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-07-31

Bargains in Muslin Underwear at
Wilson's.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-11-05
FEEDING NEW CORN.
Too Free Use of the Crop I'm an Imma.
tuPs Condition IL Sure to
Breed Disease.


The late condition Of the corn crop last
year resulting in so much of it being soft
and not in condition to keep doubtless
will cause many to be very short of old
corn this year. Such condition fosters
the heavy feeding of very new corn. We
wish to caution against too free use OF
the new crop in an immature condition,
or for that matter after it gets fairly well
ripened up. As all during this time it Is
very palatable and contains sufficient
moisture to make it very easily con-
sumed, the tendency is for an animal to
overeat. This is especially true Of the
hog, whose ration usually consists more
largely OF concentrates than is the case
with other animals. The present price
of corn will doubtless have very bene-
fetal effect in this direction. 1t will be
much easier to allowance the hog than
it would be If corn were low In price.
This relatively high price Of corn will
also simplify the problem by lessening
the objection to the purchase of substi-
tute feeds to use as part Of the ration.
Feed the new corn quite sparingly at
first. II necessary to begin while it is In
the milk, or even in the dough stage, It is
good plan to feed the whole plant and
let them eat what they will of the fodder.
Then increase the feed gradually and be
careful to never overfeed, and we believe
you will have gone long way toward
preventing an outbreak of disease in the
herd.-Prairie Farmer.