Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-08-08
DON'T "evrr IN"

One Clarence Azoid, Of Pittsburg
will decline to butt in" hereafter;
that is, IL q recent lesson taught him
is remembered. Clarence is one of
those good young men who believe it
is wrong to do anything much except
breathe on Sunday. A short time ago
Clarence was visiting In New York !
City. One Sunday morning he started
out for a little walk.
AS lie passed a vacant lot he saw
two small boys playing ball, or catch,
as the boys themselves would put it.
This shocked Clarence terribly. He
Immediately placed hand ON the
shoulder of each youngster and harsh
ly told them to accompany him to the
nearest police station. The terrified
boys went weepingly along with their
self-constituted guardian
When they reached the station Clar-
ence told the desk sergeant to have
them locked up until they were thor
oughly frightened. The desk sergeant
may have had some boys of his own.
Anyway, he merrily told Clarence to
hike up the street as fast as his legs
could carry him. Clarence hiked. So
did the boys. The boys hiked after
Clarence
They gathered other boys as they
went along. They also gathered sun
dry stones, decayed vegetables and
few overly mature eggs. Clarence re-
ceived the stones, the vegetables and
the eggs on various portions of his
immaculate attire Flee as he would
he could not escape the wrath of the
small boys. His silk hat was ruined,
his frock coat torn, his trousers soil
ed.
Finally a boy tackled him low and
threw him. At that moment Clarence
was very near his finish. But the pc.
lice interferred and saved him. The
boys dispersed tc' their homes and
Clarence was escorted by the police
to fountain where he removed some
of the stains from his garments. II
was very sad day for Clarence. He
has returned to Pittsburg fully con
WINGED that New York is a modern
Sodom and Gomorrah rolled into one
and that there is not the least bit Of
lump
And Clarence will not butt. in an,
more. He will permit small boys t,
enjoy quiet games of ball on Sunda.
as often as they please. Were thu
boys right in pelting Clarence? Fa
be it from us to encourage disorder.
conduct on the Sabbath day or on an
other day, but we are prone to be
lieve in the justice of the boys cause
Clarence should have been pelted
He had a pelting coming.
,1 sLegise he should have been al
rested for impersonating an office
Salt Lake Herald.
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George Gould's son Kingdom is I
enter chronological school for
four years course in steam and ele
trical engineering after which b
will go on one Of his fathers railroal
to learn the practical side Of railros
life. Old Jay Gould certainly mana
ed to leave more to his decendan
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The choice Of the Reliance as Il
cup defender has The cordial approx
Of Sir Thomas Upton, who says 81
is the best American boat, and til
is what he wants to race against !
is equally convinced that he has
I chall ger i'.s.t M.is ever turned c
and says in the spirit Of the Il
sportsman he is: "Above everythi
else we want the best boat to win.' .
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Cal Brougher drove down from I
lskc yesterday.
Pete Hoffman came down from t
-four mill yesterday and reports |
water as rather low at that end of /
valley.
Leslie SMALL and VIM. Harringt
spent yesterday in Reno in the
terests OF their new Industrial ma
zine.
The escaped convicts are graz
ally finding their way back to the
SON. II the authorities will leayeth
alone they win Ill be inside Of
prison IN short time, - they q
keep away from Il.