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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
Easily Proved.

'The man who tries to convince a
woman in an argument" said the sage
of Sageville, lis a fool"
But how may l obtain the proof of
that assertion" asked the very young
man.
by asking any woman" answered
the modern Solomon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Those who complain that the metro
politan papers are giving too many
columns each day to the glorification of
the heroes who are soon to fight the big
gridirOn battles of the fall should not
fail to note that four lines were given,
the other day, to the announcement
that the Harvard debaters who will
meet Yale have been picked
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
Her eIf-Sacrifice,

He (after the proposaD-"But, I'm
afraid l am not good enough for you,
darling"
She-"Of course you are not. But
you are too good to be thrown away on
any other girl
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
LIGHT AND AIRY.
Feminine Way.

81 understand you shot a burglar
during the absence of your husband"
said the great detective.
Yes" admitted the frail little wo-
man, II did"
What became of him." asked the
sleuth.
why. the other burglar carried him
away" answered the f. |. w.
(Which other burglar?" he asked.
"The one / shot at" she explained.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

No doubt the President is readlng
with mich interest the comments OF
the Washington correspondents on
what he will say in his forthcoming
rnacsa go To Congress-.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
No Opposition.

I'm afraid" said the amateur actor
1T will be necessary for me to kiss
your wife in the last act. You won't
mind, will you?'
Not at ALL replied the broad-mind-
ed husband. Il can stand it if you
can"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

ESTABLISHED 1925.

No notice whatever will be taken OF
unsigned communications.
The Journal cannot be held responsible
for the preservation or return u
jected communications.
Addre.s ali communications ralating to
subscriptions and advertisements 10
RJJRLEIGH & FLYNT, Publishers
Augusta, Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
Quite Natural.

"Thats what they do unused the
man who sometimes let's out an audible
thought.
What are you talking about?" quer-
led he of the butt-in habit.
"Those people who go around carry
ing tales" explained the noisy thinker.
They make monkeys of themselves"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

It is, pointed out that Senator Pettus
Of Alabama, age So is a widoWer. In
view of recent events in senatorial
circles it will be we'll for the reporters
to keep an eye on him.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
As Defined.

"Say, papa" asked little Cordelia,
what is a woman called who thinks
twice before she speaks?"
shes what they call mute, my
DEAR" answered the knowing parent.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
He Didn't Care.

He was leaving her presence forever.
She had just officially notified him
that she belonged to another.
But he didn't care.
The umbrella he eloped with as he
passed out also belonged to another.
But he didn't care.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

The marriage of Blanche Chesebor-
ough Molineux to the Dakota lawyer
Who got her the coveted divorce will
make a lot of newspaper readers Won
der what has become of her first hus-
band. He seems to have pulled the hoe
in after him.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

It looks as though Sam Parks would
be much older, and possibly in the pos
session of a little more respect Tor the
law. before he is able to accept the
offer of that lecture bureau.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Senator Depew. rich in money and
matrimonial experience, remarks that
young men should not marry until they
can afford it. That advice is nothing
short of encouragement of race suicide.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
Something DOM.

YES" said the railway manager,
where there's smoke there must be a
fire.
Then he got busy and fired half a
lozen employees who had gone wrong
according to the rule mo smoking al
lowed while on duty
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

With the exiled Armenians fighting,
even to the death. among themselves in
Europe and in this country, they are
doing much to injure their own cause
and to keep sympathy and substantial
help from going to their prosecuted
brethren at home.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
MARKET REPORTS.
Chicago Produce Market.

Chicago, Nov g.
Lower cables, favorable weather and
bcariSh government crop bulletins Were
influences that caused weakness in wheat,
today, and with little support December
closed "a lower. December corn closed
146t%s lower. oats were off Is and provis-
ions were unchanged.
The leading futures closed as follows:
WHEAT-Dec.. 1874; May, 7S%0A.
CORN-Dec. 437s: May. a.
OATS-Dec, IS: May. 357s@36. d
PORK-.Tan, 12.30: May, 1235.
LARD-Dec., 6.75; Jan, 6.S1.A; May,
6.S1K.
RIBS-Jan.. G,371:. May, 647lh. r.,
Cash quotations were as follows:
FLOUR-Ste&dy.
WHEAT-No. 2 spring, s.; No 3, F7SGS1 /;
No. red, SlAMS214.
CoRN-No- 2, a; No. ? yellow, 4i1z@A.
OATS-No. 2, 3d. No. 3 white, 34A@StR.
RYE-No. 2. !,JEm5G.
BARLEY-Good feeding, 3Sffi1
MALTING-Fair to choice, 45G051.
FLAXSEED-No. l, 9l@32; No. north
western, 96.
TIMOTHY SEED-Prime, 2.75.
PORI<-11 .50ap11 62Ia.
LARD-6700t67
SHORT RJHS-7 o5GT- X
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

The Dowie crusade on New YORK was
fu,,y as foolish and futile as the ceie-
brated march of the Coke host upon
Washington.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Anyway, Tom Johnson had lot OF
fun spending his money and gave the
.reonl. of Ohio some new stunts in
,,o ,Ydovil1p
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

The full returns from MISSISSIPPI VIII
not be in for day or two. but 1T Is not
believed they will materially chanse
the result.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

It would seem as though in the course
NJ another century those states would
get tired of this annual election busl-
ness.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Australia, with population OF less
than 5000, 900, has a public debt larger
than that of the United States. IL IS
one of the results of experimenting with
Socialism.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
Warrior Bold.

Meeker-Browning is certainly a
modest man.
Bleeker-I never noticed it.
Meeker-Well, he is. He has
great war record, but he never boasts
of it.
Bleeker-Why, I wasn't aware that
he had been a soldier.
Meeker-He wasn't; but he has been
married four times and divorced three.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Canada does not yet show any signs
OF a sober second thought, but there Is
,,t+,e doubt it will come in time.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
Proof Positive.

Singleton-Is young Pillsbury a
good doctor?
Wederly-Sure. He attended my
wife's mother when she was ill last
month.
Singleton-And he pulled her
through. did he?
Wederly-No; he pushed her through.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Those bad Indians in Wyoming VIII
probably be converted into good lnoiahs
without any unnecessary delay.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
TO THE NATIONAL HOME
Eastern Branch, D. v. s.. at Togus.
kENNEBEC CENTRAL R, r.

Connects at Gardiner with the Maine
Central Railroad. and Augusta, Hallowell
and Gardiner Electric Railroad to Au-
-gusta.
4 Winter arrangement in effect Sunday
Oct. IL, 1903. =
Leave Randolph: Ar. National Home
7.15, 9.05 & 1850 A. M. 735, 925 & lilo A. M
12.40 2.40 & 40 P. NJ. LOO, 800 & $50 p M
Nv. National Home Ar at Randolph:
7.45, $50 e LIS A M. SO5 $50 & II S5 A. NJ
Lib $40 & SOS p. M. 135 $50 & 525 P. M.
Sunday trains will run as follows:
Leave Randolph at go A NJ. go p. M
Leave National Home at 10.05 A. M, 4O5
p. NJ.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Just what is your guess of the figures
that will be named by the Waterville
water appraisers?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Valuable iron deposits have been dis
covered in the Bongo country of the Sou
dan, and much interest has been aWak-
ened thereby.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

The diphtheria situation in Bath is
plainly a serious one and well justified
the closing of the schools.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

The Bangor postoffice broke all re-
cords for October and expects that the
years business will reach a total OF
100000.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Word comes from Monhegan that the
people down there are still enjoying
ocean baths and find the water as warm
as midsummer
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Three weeks before Thanksgiving and
the close of the football season.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
RAILROADS AND STEAMBOATS,.
alZI1A 3 {[,I|Ia|1
In Effect Oct. 12, 1909.

Passenger trains leave Augusta as fol-
THROUGH TRAINS.
GOING WEST-6.40 A. NJ. for Lewiston.
Pennington, Phillips, Rockland. Port
land, Boston, Bridgton, Montreal and
iston. Pennington, Phillips, Carrabasset,
Rangeley. Rockland, Portland Boston,
N. Conway, Fabyans, Lancaster, Cor
ham, str N a;,oI f. 1 Berlin Falls, Groyeton
and Beecner Falls; $40 P. NJ. local to
Portland. 3.i7 z. N. (express) for Bruns-
wick, Portland and Boston. connecting
Bridgton, No Conway. and Bartlett. 7;1o
z. M. for So. Gardiner; 1898 r. M. (night
Pullman every night for Lewiston. Bath,
Portland and Boston; 2.32 A. M, daily ex-
GOING EAST-12.59 A. M. might ex-
pressl for Skowhegan, Bangor, Bar Har-
Dor, ST. Stephen, Calais, st. John. Hall
ington Co. R. r.; Sunday morning, going
east does not connect for Skowhegan,
Belfast, Foxcroft. or beyond Bangor; 6.s7
A M, , for Waterville. Foxcroft and Ban
Skowhegan. Bangor and Bucksport; 1925
P. NJ, Waterville, Foxcroft, Bangor, Old
Town, Patten. Houlton and Caribou, via
Calais, Houlton, Woodstock. st. John.
and Halifax and to Lewiston via Oakland
and Winthrop; go p. M; express for Wa
terville, Bangor, Bar Harhor, Wash. Co.
for Waterville, Oakland. North Arson.
Bingham. Skowhegan. Belfast. Foxcroft.
ireenville, Bangor. Old Town and Malta
SUNDAYS-Going west, 2.32 A. NJ. for
Portland. Boston: 1928 A. M; 1898 p M,
Tor Brunswick, Bath, Portland and Bos-
ton. Going east. 1883 A. M, Bangor, 915
A. M, for Waterville, Skowhegan and
Bangor: go P. M, Bangor
The Night Pullman Train leaving at
2.59 A. NJ, Sunday morning going east
FoXcroft or east of Bangor
ACCOMMODATION TRAINS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Some cities are getting an unusual
record of contagious diseases, this fall,
but fortunate Portland reports that it
was never more free from them.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
HOW TO GAIN FLESH

1lO" ~ MAIN AAOAA
The life of food is the fat
within 1.-THE more fat the
more real benefit from the
food; that is why cod liver
oil is a powerful builder of
flesh.
SCOTS Emulsion of pure
cod liver oil solves the
problem of how to take cod
liver oil. That is one reason
why doctors have been pre-
scribing SCOTS Emulsion for
all wasting diseases, coughs,
colds and bronchitis for
almost thirty years.
Well send you sample free upon request.
SCOTT & BOVINE, 4os Pearl Street, New York
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

h0ICc Our monthly regulator is the
LHUIEC best remedy known to medical
re science for the Immediate re-
nef OF all Negotiations Success gI,aran-
.e s NO pain. no danger or interference
o WIN f,' work The most difficult cases sue
ttSSasluliy treated by mail. Write for fur
.ner particulars and free confidential adj
E " remember this remedy is absolute
G ~ sale All letters truthfuiIy ans wered.
ista py mall securely sealed for 81. Reg
:. p. Bishop. Office 17S fremont st.. Rooa.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04
Eastern Steamship
Company.

Augusta, Hallowell or Gardiner to Bos.
ton sl.75. a. ss.s%%.
Steamers leave Augusta at 100 r. M
Hallowell 200. Gardiner& 800. RichmonIf
90. and Bath 500, for Boston on Tues 4,
days. Thursdays and Saturdays.
Returning from Union Wharf, Boston at b
SOC r M, Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays.
ALLEN PARTRIDGE. Agt., Augusta, Me-
G. A. COLE, Agt., Hallowell, Ne.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Names oldest typesetter, Martin c.
years Of active service at the cases, has
retired. He is rs years old, and though
he is still able to do a good days work
with the best of them he thinks he has
earned a vacation.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

Maine is glad to have Holman F. Day
back at home again. He has severed
his connection with the Boston Journal,
and with his bride will come home to
Auburn to live
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

The death of Major Rowell of Halo
we'll leaves only three of the men who
founded the Maine Press association in
1864 still living. They are Joseph A.
Homan of Augusta, Frank G. Rich of
Bangor and Hiram X. Morrel of Gardi-
ner
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-11-04

A Winthrop man, Everett Webb, has
received returns from carload of APP
pies shipped to England, which sold at
1913 barrel, netting somewhere about
$275.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
A TEMPEST OF BATTLE.
Stirring Description of Cavalry
Charge at Gettysburg.

A cavalry charge met by counter
charge of cavalry is still perhaps the
most terrible spectacle witnessed in
war. If the reader has never seen such
g charge he can form little conception
Of its awe inspiring fury. Imagine
yourself looking down from Gettys-
burg's heights upon the open, wide
spreading plain below where sou
horses are marShaled in battle line.
Standing beside them are 5000 riders
armed. booted and spurred and ready
TO mount. The bugles sound the
Mount" and instantly 5000 plumes
riS" above the horses as the riders
spring into their saddles. In front of
the respective. sQuadrons the daring
leaders take their places. The futter-
ing remnants or streaming guidons, ten
to each regiment. mark the left Of the
companies On the opposite slope of
the same plain are 1000 hostile horse
men clad in different uniforms ready to
meet these in countcrcharge. Under
those 10000 horses are their hoofs, iron
shod and pitilesS, beneath whose furi-
Gus tread the plain is soon to culver.
Again on each slope Of the open field
the buges sound. Ten thousand sabers
leap from scabbards and glisten in the
sun. The trained horses chafe their re-
straining bits, and as the bugle notes
sound the charge their nostrils dilate
and their TANKS swell in sympathetic
impulse with the dashing riders. "F'or-
ward" shouts the commander. Down
the lines and through the columns In
quick succession ring the echoing COM
mands. Forward, forward" AS this
order thrills through eager ears sabers
flash and spurs are planted in palpitat-
ing TANKS. The madly flying horses
thunder across the trembling field, fill
ing the air with clouds of dust and
whizzing pebbles. Their iron trimmed
hoofs in remorseleSs tread crush the
stones to powder and crash through the
flesh and bones of hapless riders who
chance to fall. AS front against front
these furious riders plunge, their sweep
ing sabers slashing edge against edge,
cutting a way through opposing ranks,
gaShing faces. breaking arms and split
ting heads. it is scene Of widest war,
a whirling tempest Of battle, short
lived, but terrible.-General John 3.
Gordon in Scribner'S.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Suicide Prevented,

The startling announcement that
a preventive of suicide had been
discovered will interest many. A
run down system, or dependency
invariably precede suicide and
something has been found that will
prevent that condition which makes
suicide likely. At the first thought
of self destruction take Electric Bit.
tiers. 1t being a great tonic and
nervine will strengthen the nerves
and build up the system. us also
a great stomach, liver and Kidney
regulator. Only soc. Satisfaction
guaranteed by D. A. Henderson,
druggist.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Puts an End to 1t AL.

A grievous wall oftimes comes as
a result of unbearable pain from
over taxed organs. Dizziness, back
ache, liver complaint and constipa-
ton. But thanks to DR.. Kings
New Life Pills they put an end to
Il all. They are gentle but thorough.
Try them. Only CSC. Guaranteed
by D. A. Hendershot's Drug Store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Not Needed Now.

The cry that the tariff fosters unfair
profits for the makers OF protected COM
modities can be met with the response
that excessive profits will foster COM
petition, which will reduce prices to the
consumer and profits to the manufac'
turer. and upon this score the ultra
protectionists are ready to claim that
any considerable revision of the tariff
is not soon likely to be peeshN lali
River Herald.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
Mrs MolI,e Allen. of South For

Mrs. Mollie Allen, of South Fork
KY, says she has prevented attacks
of cholera morbus by taking Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets
when she felt an attack coming on
Such attacks are usuallp caused by
indigestion and these Tablets are
Just what Is needed to cleanse the
stomach and ward off the approach.
Ing attack. Attacks of bilious collie
may be prevented In the same way.
For sale BY c. ", Grier.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22

Violent Attack OF DiArr hOea Cared by
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy and Per
haps q Life Saver.
"a short time ago I was taken
with a violent attack of diarrhoea
and believe would have died If l
had not gotten relief" says John J.
Patton, a leading citizen of Patton.
Ala. "a friend recommended
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. 1 bought a
twenty FIVE cent bottle and after
taking three doses oft was entirely
cured. I consider 1t the best remedy
In the world for bowl complaints.
For sale ~ c. W. Grier.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
VERY LOW RATES TO
WHEELING AND RETURN.
Account West Virginia State Fair
September 9TH, to 18th, Via
Baltimore & Ohio R.R.

Excursion tickets will be sold for
regular trains from all stations be.
tween Parkersburg, Grafton,
Clarksburg and Fairmort to
Wheeling and return on September
7,S, 9, 10, II, good returning until
September II, 1903, inclusive at
very low rates.
Call on ticket agents Baltimore
& Ohio Railroad for full particulars.
8 FL II sept.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
BALTIMORE 6 OHIO RAILROAD.
Popular Excursion to Parkersburs and Re-
turn, Sunday, August Goth.

Only $1.oo round trip from Sis
tersvjlle for train leaving e:2I a. m.
Eastern Time. A splendid op-
portunity to see the beautiful seen.
cry along the Ohio river. Call on
agent Baltimore & Ohio Railroad
for full particulars.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
MARKET QUOTATIONS


located a we'll on the Shannon
McCurdy farm at Wingett, Ohio,
and will begin drilling as soon as &
rig can be built. 1t has always
been thought by oil experts that
there was paying streak of oil
some where near the big gas wells
of this place and many think that
1t Is on the McCurdy farm
The Tyler OH company's we'll
on the Thistle farm at Long Reach
will be put to pumping today.
The Yester Farm Oil company's
we'll on the Yester farm Is small
producer In the Cow Run sand but
will be drilled to the Maxon forma-
ton.
The No. I Gossett we'll south of
the Uniontown, Ohio, field Is dry.
The No. 3 ]. G. Oblinger will re
In Monday In the Willow Fork
pool.
P. Schlegel No. Josiah Riggs
on the river front, one mile south
of Bens Run, Is due tomorrow In
the Maxon sand.
The Bailey OIL company No. 2
Bailey heirs Is In and showing for
a nice well.
King & Hubbard had fishing
lob on the No. 10 Mcknight well
on Millers Run, Ohio, but fortu-
nalely secured their tools again.
The Cunningham Farm OIL
company No. 3 Cunningham well
In the McKim district, Peasants
Co., Is In and good for 100 barrels
The same company have started
their No. q and No S. The initial
well was drilled on this farm about
a month ago and when shot re-
sponded at the rate of 20 barrels an
hour, and Is row making about 60
barrels. AS No. 1. 2 and 8 are all
fine producers the company are
much elated over their prospects.
The same company are drilling
at their No. Josiah Holdren at
Riggs Landing.
The Berea OH company have
their tools out of the No. 3 Jas
Amos in the Cochransville fela
and expect the we'll In today.
The same company Is SEQ feet
deep on Its No. ; John Moore.
In the same vicinity P. Sleigel Is
drilling at his No. on the Josiah
Riggs farm.
The Fisher OH company and &C.
Slower of Cochransville are spud
ding on the No. Miller on Ella
ford Run.
The Fisher Oil company Is ex.
pecting Nc. 4 Manervie Foraker In
today.
The Baily Oil company, No. 2
we'll on the Bailey heirs on Mid
die Island creek back of Ben's Run
was shot yesterday and filled up
400 feet In two hours.
RI. Lamberton has cleaned out
his No. I and No. q on the E, A.
darlington above Folsom, I'm
proving the wells materially.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
ShouId Say, hut Didn't.

He-I know your family doesn't like
me, but will you be my wife?
She-Well, I should say not!
He (taken aback)-Whew! That's
rather short.
She-I repeat, I should say not, but
as a girl in love doesn't always say
what she should I'll say "yes."-Phila-
delphia Press.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22
For Her Own Relief.

Mrs. Sububs-Tm going to let the
maid off for couple Of weeks.
Mr. Sububs-What! Why, she's not
entitled to vacation.
Mrs. Sububs-No. but l am.-Ex.
change.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22

The blockhead and the genius are
akin in at least one respect-both were
born that way.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22

Many people buy everything on cred
1t and never ask the price until they so
to pay. Then there is kick.-Atchison
Globe
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-22

The ball game today will be
holly contested.