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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
At the Lars Club.

"Have you got the plans for your
new house completed YETI" some one
asked him.
"Not quite" he replied. "There is
a difference of opinion between my
wife and me aR to the interior arrange
ments She says the pantry is too
large and that there are too many
closets"
Without another word the medal for
the biggest lie of the evening was
awarded to him.-Chicago Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
A RELIC OF CESAR.

Rochester Cast1e, England, Originally
Built by Him.
Rochester Castle, one Of the oldest of
English strongholds, lies in the coun-
try between London and the sea where
English history has its beginning. 1t
owes its origin to julius Caesar, who
built it during the Roman invasion.
Since then it's walls have endured the
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
The Quail I'm France.

In France the quail is called the
bird Of prophecy, this from an idea
that the number of his calls twice with
out resting the farmer expects but 2
francs per bushel for his grain; if the
bird calls four times he expects to rea-
lie twice the price which two calls in.
mye
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
Deadly West Africa

West Africa has the most unhealthy
.,,mste In the world. Other places,
"Cb as Alden, Singapore and Hong
so are hotter. Other places show
higher death rates. That is quite true'
Int when temperature, the annual rain
all and the relative humidity of the
atmosphere are considered the Causes
n nnheslthiness are revealed.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
Sorry He Spoke,

Hubsand-Do you know that every
time woman gets angry she adds @
new wrinkle to her facet
Wife-No, l did not; but If it is 90
lpresume it is a wise provision of
nature to let the world know what sort
Of q husband woman has.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10

An amusing feature Of the reception
~ A. hv the Larchmont Yacht club to
s e. Thomas Upton was the singing of
Oh emo specialIy written for the occas'
-. 0't b1 Clav NJ. Greene. The song was
% "r Upton" and was a parody on
uiNlinp's "Tommy Atkins" Sir
Thomas Thomas enjoyed the clever verses very
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
To Study Forest Fires.

The agents Of the bureau Of forestry
wil, study forest fires as they occur to
determine how they are caused, how
faat they burn and what conditions
60 vor orr hinder them, and just what
damage they do to soil and to tree
growth.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
Quite Natural.

nposcoe, dear, see they've again
.,.ad The price Of diamonds. /
r as'%Thst,s true Evelyn; but then you
...r Ns sharks will fly upward. "-Yonk'
ara Statesman.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
RATES

To Chicago, Dubuque and the
East; to Des Moines, Kansas City and
the Southeast, via Chicago Great West
ern railway. Electric lighted trains.
Unequalled service. Write to J. P.
Elmer, G. P. A., Chicago, for informa.
ton.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
The Retort Dlscourteo,,s.

Miss Van der Whoop-Yes, Miss
Binns, I pm the youngest member Of
one of the Oldest families in New York.
Miss Binns (envious) Il don't doubt
that 1t is the oldest fsmily-if you're
the youngest member.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
A Feminine Marvel.

Chief Millican-That female wit
ness is the most peculiar woman
ever encountered.
Inspector Casey-so2 In what way
does she differ from most women?
Chief Milllcan - Why, when abe
hasn't anything to say she doesn't
talk. Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
You Can Oct Aliens Eoot.Hase ERER.

Write Allen 8. olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y, for q
free sam pie of Allen IS Foot. Ease. II cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug
gists sell 1t. Csc. Don't accept any substitute.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
WeIshmen In LiyerDooI.

There are nearly 80, 600 Welsh resi-
dents in Liverpool, where it is pro.
posed to found a Celtic chair at the
University college.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
The SfeDmother.

Victor-How is your new mamma,
Bobby?
Bobby-she does very we'll for an
amateur. -SmRrt Set.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
Dyspepsia

,,t, von can cure your dyspepsia
Don't thlnN Tay than by strengthening
apd tonii i ggssa IkIt and incapable Of perform
That i s,wm Gtii probably because you
Ing It's ,inunsed upon it in one way or an
baVs over o and over again.
OtT9s nu should take
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
An Anomaly.

The average young woman doesn't
wish to see her thirtieth birthday.
Yet when she has seen it she would
like to see it again.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
Would Be Fifth.

Lawyer-As your husband left no
will, you, of course, will get third.
Widow-Lor' no! He was my
fourth boston Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
Robertson Machine Co.
oOSCEoSOhS III JOhN ROOLE.
Esonf nf MOrrlaOr, DorfIand n.aonsa

Foot Of Morrison St., Portland, Oregon.
Parsons Hawkeye. Automatic. Self Feeders,
Faultless Stump Fuller, 100 horsepower with
two herses. Buckeye Sawmin Machinery, En-
gines and Boilers. ELI and stickney Gasoline
Engines. Write us when In want of anything
in machinery line.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10

Baron de Hirsch's requests to educa.
ton support fifty schools in Galicia.
Three are 1894 pupils and 247 teach.
ers.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
A pule for Automobiles.

In Leipsic, Germany, automobiles
ara prohibited in the inner city and
limited to streets traversed by electric
cara elsewhere.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10

pormanently cured. NO fits or nervousness
El1g ~ arst days use of DR.. Klnes Great Nerve
s't sand for Free B2 trial bottle and treAtigA
se1ISiWs Kline, Ltd s81 Arch St., Philadelphlss Pa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10

For coughs and colds there Ia NO better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump.
ton. Price % cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
syrup the best remedy to use for their children
the teething season.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10

Drowning.-Do not forget that per
sons who have been under water half
an hour have recovered. Keep work.
Ing at them. Roll the body on a bar
rel breath into the mouth, battle with
ammonia or alcohol, work his arms
and legs. Keep at, work for an hour
at least and you will probably save his
life.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
uoocl'S CarSdp0ritka

% ..,,thens and tones the stomacht
II strennssnentIy cures dyspepsia and all
and Pah troubles. Accept no substitutes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10

Some people never seek religion as
long as there Is a dollar in SHIT.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
Not Quite the Same,

Not Quite the Same.
Friend-I suppose your wife still
thinks you are treasurer
Benedict-No-a treasury.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10
GATLlNGS ON GUARD.
UNIQUE FOLSOM PENI7ENr,ARy
! HAS NO WALLS

California Prison the Only One Of II.
hind In the World-Memories of the
Eventful Days When char,a. Az,
Was Warden. ~
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10

Somehow a pony impresses us as I'm,
favorably as a dwarf man in a side
show.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10

and legs. Keep at, work for an hour
at least and you will probably save his
life.
The Drum of the Ear.-The drum is
the ear is as thin as paper, and this is
stretched like q curtain between the
air outside and that within, and thus,
having nothing to support it, and being
extremely delicate, slap with the
hand on the side of the face, made
with the force which sudden and vio-
lent anger gives it, has in multitudes
Of cases ruptured this delicate mem
brane, resulting in the affection of
deafness for life. As the right hand is
almost always used, 1t Is the left ear
which is stricken; this aids in account
ing for the fact that the left ear is
more frequently affected with deafness
than the right.
Many Of the ailments for which ply
sicians prescribe bismuth and a varie-
ty Of other ''aids to digestion" would
be entirely relieved by exercise as
much as possible in the open air. Even
frail person, 0ne who has fairly
reached the age Of decrepitude, should
be encouraged to use the wheel chair,
receive massage and be taken out of
the bed everyday for a while. The
day should be varied as much as pos
sible, and the body exercised so that
1t will be possible for it to rest natur-
ally during the long periods of rest
which the disease, whether acute or
chronic, necessitates. There are GER
tain diseases which are called fatigue
diseases-tremor, writer's cramp and
local spasm. These are all caused by
the excessive use Of special muscles,
and no one so afflicted should fail to
stop for a certain time each day as
long time as can be spared, and let
the part have the repose which it de-
mands. This suggestion is specially
meant for teachers and operators on
the typewriter, and clerks-men and
women-who spend long days at the
desk working over figures.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-10

Our 81 Cit Edge Line cannot be egudied at any price,
Shoes by mail, 25 cents extra. illustrated
Catalog free, W. L, DOUGLAS, BrOckton, MaSss
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-14
UNITING CITY AND COUNTY.

The Chamber Of Commerce has given the movement
for the merging Of the city county municipal
corporation impetus which The Globe did
not look forward to its receiving long time to
come The action Of the chamber in appointing
mttee to draft the necessary
law to accomplish that end at brings subject into
the domain of practical public consideration.
1t is not likely that favorable action will be secured
such during this legislature;
but the recurrence for of scandals depart
ments Of the administration Of county OPP
Grated to call into existence condition public senti-
ment the people of the city which
proposed step.
The personnel of the committee Chamber gives
very ample that measure will be
promptly drafted and will be presented the legislature
its merits. The action legislature on the bill
WILL Of depend entirely disposition toward it
of the Ramsey county legislative delegation.
If these gentlemen desire acquaint themselves with
the public feeling esubject they readily do So
There really class except political
life and all of these any means will not favor
the proposed action. There will opposition on the
part Of of the residents county outside the city
limits of possible increase in their taxes
Their objections of course be regarded; but the
broader interest of all surely outwe gh
their preferences or prejudices.
The limits of city and county course coterm
inous; but they sufficiently being SO to war
rant the incorporation of political divisions in one
However unfavorably the action Chamber of Com
mere may be regarded by anyone least worthy Of
commentator in that it will operate bring the subject
under general public discussion feeling of loneliness
which has attended The Clio continued advocacy
of the scheme will doubt disappear.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-14
DEVOTED TO A GOOD CAUSE.

good deal of public discussion has been INDUCED
regarding the wisdom and necessity establishing
ariums for the Of those afflicted with consumption
But after four five discussion
true until within few days that nothing
been done in that direction through public agency
except in the direction private enterprise. }sa1f
The donation made by Henry Phipps, of New York.
of 100000 the establishment Philadelphia
stitution and study of consumption
within few days past will probably prove
serious step in the direction Of calling
tonal undertaking for the eradication consumption
from among the American people.
In every European country this movement reach
ed less satisfactory stage of progress
European land matter how poor, public
thorities have interested themselves extent
least in this meritorious direction The
tuition in Philadelphia who has been the immediate
cipent of the donation declares that it will
part to the introduction of special
of the disease which is in operation in Denmark
There direction in which private benefcence can
hope to accomplish for humanity here Con-
SUMPTION the past, proven ntents
fncurable 1t has been dangerous infection
til recently The precautions which all persons ordinary
intelligence take with those SO
afflicted operating diminish results this
ica science direction brought fullest play
knowledge the subject becoming widespread
impossible disease may
be wholly eradicated.
donation Phipps could readily be made the
the creation which would at least
put people the plane in treatment of
this disease that is occupied by Insignificant
European states.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-14
DOESN'T SEE 1T THAT WAY.

In a long letter to I he Globe, Commissioner of
Health Justus Ohage the disputed ground sep
arating him from the Omaha Railroad company DR..
Ohages position has been made public in these columns
time and again. and is well known of all newspaper read
formal statement of the attitude of the Omaha
road given in The Clio e Tuesday morning, thus
covering the entire subject point by
the authorized representatives of both sides to the
troversy.
AS for the details Of the interviews between the
resentatves of the road and Dr. Ohage the public has little
interest That the gentlemen differ in their of the
interviews is a matter of regret.
1t is very infrequent that situation arises not pos
sble Of compromise adjustment along reasonably
satisfactory to all parties concerned 10 believes
the matter of the preservation
peoples playground and is of tremendous
Importance and 1t also believes that every
should be given great railroad seeking adequate fac
ties for the effective handling it's And
G. believes that satisfactory approach
the island be devised if the matter is up
cool-headed, businessike The Globe urges
consideration of the subject in such manner.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-14
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY IA, 1908.
ALL-NIeHT STREET CAR SERVICE.

The only objection which has been heard raised
against the ordinance all-night
car service which worthy any consideration
ever IS that of the cab drivers and cab who claim
that the existence service will prove hurtful to
their business.
That objection operates prove the necessity of
installing the service 1t happens progresses
that injury inevitably results the meritorous
terests as consequence of such progress
tunate that worthy class of citizens
should regard themselves liable by
provement but if it cannot be accomplished without that
result they must of learn reconcile their loss
the gain of the general public
Dr. Whitcomb's objection is that young may
induced to unreasonaby proong their festive hours
ing the knowledge that the necessity longer exists
hiring cab or INDUCING in unusual amount of pedes
TRAN exercise if the angh service is nauguraed
Yet the doctor would doubt be if any
gested to him that the Minneapolis
ought to be charged with responsibility for the moral well
fare of our people, young old Mr. Slycks objec-
ton that hardship result to the street people
is which will probably not arouse any profound
feeling of public hostility in this community
convenience ought to be available every line
of the city during the early morning
mediation of those who find it necessary to resort to
them, however few they be. The city is large
to be longer treated respect were an
grown country town The demands of the employment
absence from their homes after midnight Circumstances
In the lives of ALL and women alike necessitate
time to time enforced after that hour;
and they comparatively who in such contingen,
cies afford to call livery hire rig.
The extent to which the which run to / or 2
o'clock in the morning used by reputable people
that the public convenience involved their operation
is great The of maintaining each
hour from to 5 or o'clock in the morning in
sense involve hardship the corporations concerned
oft he rviIe szyTic
the name of this people and the utter absence of any
equivalent their part for the
of these privileges puts any question Mr. Van
Blyke raises out of all consideration.
The people of ST. Paul expect the majority Of the
board of aldermen follow example their brethren
In the assembly
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-14

western territories Of this number the South will
vide Isl Democratic votes and this does not include Della
Maryland and West Virginia If Judge Parker, of
New York. is the Democratic nominee it is foregone
clusion that he will the electoral vote of the Empire
state39 has been the experience in the past that In
diana, New Jersey and Connecticut go with New York
in presidential contest Should they do and the
votes of Maryland (Which viii be Democratic all right in
1900 Delaware Rhode Island Nevada given the
Democratic leader his 242. three
more than enough to elect Montana will in all probability
add her three the Democratic column giving
majority of six.
The situation down to this A Democrat who
can New York be elected president in 1904
Who is the man?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-14
THE OUTLOOK FoR 1904.

Rooseyelts utterly inability centred the action Of
the Republican senate and house plainly apparent He
fret and fume and prepare bills and give
out strenuous interviewhe will continue quiet
laugh from his party in from present
intolerabe conditions expected of any Re-
publican administration Such relief only by
election of Democratic president and house senate
will be hcpelessy Republican years but there
are few Western Republican would proba-
bly, vote for relief from the trusts
Such being the it is important out if there
is fighting chance for the Democratic in 1904
1t will require 239 electoral choose president
next time there is change by admission of South
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-14
. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

The strike in the works of the
american Grass Irvine works was be-
gun in sentiment. 1t ended In sentI-
ment last night at $3.50 o'clock, when
the works closed. The sentiment for
ehdlng the strike was caused by the
ed IN the foregoing. A crowd Of angry
strikers was gathered outside the mil
waiting for the bell to toll.
John Carney walked slowly down
Front street from his home. He was
cheered by the strikers enthusiastieal-
ly, but went calmly into the office and
asked supervisor Dfchman for per-
mission to speak to the men and adj
wise them to go back to work This
was granted. AS a result the men.
girls and boys will all return to work
this morning.
Why Carney Was Discharged.
The strike was purely a matter of
sentiment Carney says, and this was
not denied by the officers Of the COM
pany-that he was called into the Of
fee last Saturday night and told that
his services were no longer required.
he accepted the situation gracefully.
His health was poor and he needed an
opportunity to rest, anyhow. Mr.. Dich-
man. the supervisor, says Carney has
a cancer in his side
Gc1A1 ICS QCIuSS luiSp dIlQ says ne was
injured about three months ago in try.
ing to put out a fire in the company's
works.
The news that Carney had been dis
charged spread like wild fire around
the works, where 1000 men are en-
pIoyed. A committee was appointed
at a hastily called meeting, and called
upon the foreman at his home Sunday
morning. He told the committee that
he had been discharged, and advised
the members to take no action in the
matter.
Sunday, however, was day of rest
and gossip. Mothers remembered how
Carney had helped their sons when
they got in trouble. Girls recalled his
slightly injured in the works. Men
recollected his fairness and his desire
to see injustice righted.
They Loved Carney.
They all loved Carney, as any fore
man in a mill who is right minded and
kind hearted will be loved by those I'M
the workmen and workwomen of the
mill, and as a result committee went
to Mr.. Dichman Monday morning and
asked that Mr.. Carney be reinstated.
This demand was refused, and the
men say no reason was given them
for Carney'S dismissal. AS result
ESQ spinners and binders refused to
continue their work Monday.
The days gossip added fuel to the
flame. Yesterday morning $50 more
men and women quit work. The feel
ing was growing intense. About 200
of the strikers gathered outside the
mill before it opened yesterday MORN
ing.
Supervisor Dichnan had tried to re-
place the strikers with persons from
Oshkosh, of which town he is ma
tive. The strikers jeered and rallied
at the new inportations.
Supt. Britton says the men did moth
ing but "holler." The men say they
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-14
WEATHER CONDITIONS
REMAIN PROMISING
Warmer Weather Prevails Through
out the Northwest.

Weather slightly moderated from
that to which Central Minnesota has
been accustomed OF late Is the fore
cast for today. The entire Mississipp.
valley is experiencing warmer wealth
err than for some days; and yester-
day the only points reporting zero
weather were Winnipeg, Duluth ana
Northern Wisconsin. The cold wealth
er has gone southwark and the re-
port from Jacksonville last night
showed but % above-phenomena
weather for that latitude. The local
conditions win remain the same.
Jan. Ia, 1902, at z a. m. was clear.
with a current temperature of Is
above. At 7 p. m. the temperature was
% above and partly cloudy. The max
imum temperature for the entire day
was 20 and the minimum 16 degrees
above Altogether the day was clear.
with no precipitation.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-14
TODAY'S WEATHER.

Ninnesota-Fair Wednesday,: warmer in
west portion; Thursday fair; fresh north
west winds.
Upper Michigan-Snow Wednesday and
Thursday; colder in east portion Wednes-
day; fresh west to northwest winds
Iowa-Fair Wednesday; colder in west
and central portions; Thursday fair.
Wisconsin-Fafr in west; snow f1urries
in east portion Wednesday,; Thursday
fair, fresh northwest winds.
Montana-Fair Wednesday; warmer in
southwest portion; Thursday fair.
North and South Dakota-Fair Wednes-
day and Thursday.
St. Paul = Yesterdays Temperatures,
taken by the United States weather bu-
reau, st. Paul, w. E. Oliver, observer, for
the twenty-four hours ended at z o'clock
last night-Barerneter corrected for tenn
perature and elevation. Highest tempera-
ture, Is; lowest temperature, a; average
temperature z; daily range, %: baron :
eter, 1920; humidity, 80; precipitation,
trace; p. M, temperature, IA; p m,
wind. north; weather cloudy.
VeStardav'S TemperatureS-