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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
"A BOOK BY 7. B. WALKER
The Work Is Compilation Under the
Title "The Son Of
49,,

"The Son Of Man is the title Of a
small manual of Christian faith just pub
|lished by the university press. this city.
It is a book compiled by T. B. Walker
.sfor the special encoura gement of mem
bers of the Young. Mems Christian AS
ISOLATION Il.
OF great historic characters Of all ages
and all professions as to the divinity Of
Christ and the sublimity of the Christian
religion. Napoleon, washington, Franklin.
Addison, Locke, Raleigh. Rousseau are a
few Of the celebrities whose opinions are
cited
sThis little book" says Secretary 81, r.
Goddard OF the T. M. G.. A., will be Of the
utmost value in proving to young men how
Christ has been Interpreted by the great
est intellects Ia history. Z 81
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
CHANGES AMONG POLICE
Mayor Haynes Will Announce Sew
eraI New Names on June

Mayor James G. Haynes admits that
some changes will be made in the police
department on June 1, but declines to give
any, details. There will be no general
shake up as has been predicted. The
mayor says that he does not believe that
radical changes are desirable for any de-
partment.
The changes will probably affect all
that the batch Of new appointments an
nounced on June Will be the largest
yet made by Mayor Haynes.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
oRusEN rs ACCUSED.

OF the visit here OF Customs Inspector Leslie NJ.
Cullum, charges have been fled at Washington
against Collector Crusen, alleging Irregularities
In the conduct of the San Juan office Accord
ing to affdavits submitted with the charges,
Collector Crusen received unlawful emoluments.
snps to yst ports
to him, and unlawfully demanded cigars from
shippers The collector is absent now, but on
his return a reply from him is expected.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
sHAUGHNESSY is HERE
President Of Canadian Pacific Spends
Day in Minneanolis

Sir Thomas Shaughnessy, president Of
the Canadian Pacific, spent the day in the
city. He was closeted with 500 officials in
the morning and at o'clock partook of a
luncheon given in his honor at the Min
neapolis club by Thomas Shevlin. About
twenty were present. Mr.. Shaughnessy
is Nturning from the coast and will leave
tonight at $3.50 for Montreal.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
wreaths for Soldiers, Graves.

Ladies' Of the G. A. r.. and members Of
other allied orders of the Grand Army
are requested to report at the city hall
side Of the courthouse to assist in making
wreaths to be placed on the graves Of
the soldier dead Memorial day. The work
was begun to-day and will continue to-
uaorr ow and Friday.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
NEW YORK STOCKS
M. & st. L. Gained Four Points
Twin City Also Advanced.

special to The Journal.
New York, May 27.-The Minneapolis
& st. Louis made the biggest jump in the
stock market this morning, gaining 4
points. Sales however, were small Twin
City was also prominent with an advance
Of IN. 500 preferred was up TX and
preferred /. Canadian Pacific was neg
lected and rather weak. Manipulation Of
ST. Paul continued and It was the most
active on the list
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
JET CASE POSTPONED.

Jackson. KY, May 27.-Tne hearing Of the
casea Of Curtis Jet and Tom White, under h.
]. B. Marcuu, has been pos poned until to-mor-
row. Their cases may be again reset the next
term Of court. which begins next week. The
delay is the result OF the non-Ayriyel Of Wit.
nesses. The trWn j. quiet.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
POLICE. DETAIL
Names OF Patrolmens Who VIII Take Part
III In the Parade. ...8

3sa In theTParade.
The police detail for the Memorial day
parade has been made as follows:
s. 7. Olson, A. A. Buck, John Maloney.
George johnson. W.. A. Martin, A. A.
Bacon Frank Zalusky, Aug Wennen,
Gustaf Forseman, William Mcleod, James
Nolan, j. r. O'Connor, NJ. f: Johnson,
James Flood, William Cochran, Tom Nc
Namara; substitutes. W. ]. Malone, j. e.
Wheeler. Captain George Sinclair OF the
South Side police station will have charge
of the men,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
To-day's Canvass.
Humboldt Ave.
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank our many friends and
neighbors for their kindness and sympa-
thy shown us in the death Of our beloved
mother and wife. Henry Hagmann and
family. ~
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
SURE SIGN.

I'VE will have summer pretty soon now"
'Yen, the swallows are coming.
They don't know anything there is Tony get
ting the seats and tables ready in the beer
park. -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
LEG1NEER KILLEp IN wREcK.

Birmingham, Ala. May 27.-Two freights on
the Southern Railway, one of them double
header, collided near Bryan, Ala, this morning.
Engineer Action is Dead and Engineer Chester
and three fremen. names unknown, missing.
Engineer Johnson and Brakeman ]. D. Hill were
fatally hurt. Both trains were destroyed BY
FIRE
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
WHEN IT ISN'T.

New York Times.
Hewitt-Tnlk Is cheap.
( Jewett-Did you ever have your wife talk
you into buying her an Eastern bonnet?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
ACCOMMODATING.

Mexico Saturday Night.
ooh. let me like a soldier de- exclaimed the
leading man Of, the transformers.
"Oh, IL I only had gum" exclaimed some
one in the gallery In tone that savored Of gen
uine sympathy.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
WHAT DANIEL THOUGHT.

WOman'S World.
: Sunday School Teacher--Nows we have DAME
in the fiery furnace. What happened then?.
Bright Boy-Then guess he wished there wa
fuel famine.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
Wants $50. 600 for an Eve

WANTS %6U,UoV TOT an Gye'
Lars p Thorgaard values the loss of an
eye at $4,000, and is suing the North
western Consolidated Milling company for
that amount. The case is on trial before
Judge Brooks.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
sundbIad Gets pamaoes.

A jury tris morning returned verdict
of $3.50 in favor of Otto Sundblad and
against the Minneapolis Street Railway
company. Plaintiff asked $4,000 damages.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-27
BEFORE THE PUBLIC EYE

An interesting concert was given last
evening in the First Baptist church by
the Glee club Of the Cecilian branch OF
the Sunshine society The club numbers
fourteen voices and the selections were
given with spirit and intelligence. The
young women were all in white gowns,
which were most effective against a back
ground of yellow and white, the Sunshine
colors. Mrs. Cleonie Daniels Bergren has
been the director and arranged for the
music which the club has given to the
sick and unfortunate. The two numbers
were sung in a manner which called for
persistent encores. Mrs. Louis Marchand
Park, Mrs. Bergren and Trafford Jayne
sang, the Misses Laurine Wright and Ha-
eel Brown gave readings. and Miss Ger
trude Wales a piano solo.
A piano recital will be given by the pu-
pills Of Miss Aletta, Tollefson In Maccabee
hall, Bloomington and Franklin avenues
Friday evening The pupils who will ap-
pear on the program are the Misses Linda
Siverson, Esther Nordby, Alvhild Hoien
Alice Ames, Gertrude Swanson, Clara and
Luella Jacobsen, Alma Anderson, Ester
Peterson. Alpha Sjoblom, Mabel Christian
sen, Agnes and Catherine Hallum, Elvira
Under, Ella Olson. Nettie Knudson, Marie
Morck, Florence Bell, Annie M. Olson
Minnie Clint, Master Willie Peters, Harry
Ross. Albert Johnson, Otto Sandaker and
Edward Bjerke.
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
Rheumatism Rings.

Sufferers from rheumatism who
believe they will be cured of their
aches through wearing a certain
kind of metal ring would be sur
prised perhaps to hear that they are
keeping alive an old superstition
that owed its origin to one of the
ceremonies performed on Good Fri
day. The ceremony was called the
''blessing of the cramp rings" and
was carried out by the king himself,
who went into his private chapel,
accompanied only by his grand al
moner, crawled on his knees to the
crucifx and there blessed a silver
bowl full of gold and silver rings.
These rings were afterward distrib-
uted to people who were afflicted
with rheumatism and epilepsy. The
idea is supposed to have originated
in a certain ring given by a pilgrim
to Edward the Confessor, which
was kept in Westminster abbey and
used as a cure for such ills.
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
The Receipt Was Eorthcomina.

A young Irishman had run up a
small bill at the village store and
went in to pay it, first asking for a
receipt. The proprietor grumbled
and said it was too much trouble
to give receipts for such small
amounts. It. was just as well to
cross the account off, and he drew
a diagonal pencil line across the
book.
"Does that settle it?" asked the
customer.
Certainly
IAN, yell never be asking for it
again?"
Certainly not. 2
Faith, thin,0 said the Irishman
coolly, 'san' I'll kape me money in
me pocket, for 1 haven't paid it
yet"
aWell,o was the retort, q can rub
that out.
q thought so,o said the persist
ent customer dryly Maybe you'll
give me receipt now. Here's the
money"
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09

HE CARRIED THAT UMBRELLA AROUND.
self an umbrella. He stuck it under
his arm and walked down the road
just as proud as ever he could be.
1t made them all laugh louder than
before, for none of them could see what
use-a duckling would ever have for an
umbrella. But the dHckling did not
know any better He carried that um-
brella around under his arm day after
day, hoping it would rain.
Well, finally one day it did rain. 1t
rained in sheets, and the wind blew as
it had never blown before. Mr.. Duck
ling went out into the road, and, Of
course, everybody was there to see.
Up went the umbrella, and up went
Mr.. Duckling with it, for big gust Of
wind just lifted them both in the air
and swept them over the heads Of the
spectators and into the top of a tree
about mile away.
1t took the little duckling half day
to untangle himself from the limbs Of
the tree and get down to the ground.
Moral.-Do not hamper yourself with
things that are unnecessary. Chicago
Tribune
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
All of the Same RELIGION.

When Charles Godfrey Leland
was editing IN New York the Knick-
erbocker Magazine, he gave week
ly reception that was popular among
literary people.
There arose at one of these Fecep-
tons noisy argument about re-
ligion. To quiet them Mr.. Leland
cried out in a voice loud enough to
be heard above all:
Intelligent persons are all of the
same religion"
A lull ensued. Some one said:
"What religion is that ?"
''That," answered Mr.. Leland, els
what intelligent persons never tell"
New York Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
wit Under DifficuIties.

At the recent battle of flowers at
Nice violets and white stocks seem
ed to be the flowers chiefly thrown,
and Mr.. Zangwill called to US as
we passed him to be sure to throw
him some stocks which were going
up Imagine any one being witty
in the midst Of ID battle Of flowers
London Ladies Field.
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
Help from an unexpected Quarter


The ruined sport was walking
home from the races. He had gam
bled his last cent on the ponies and
was a total wreck financially and
emotionally. He was distinctly
recognizable picture of despair. He
knew he would have no dinner. So,
in order to fool his stomach and
make himself think he had fed, he
reached his hand into his vest peck
ct to get toothpick. He felt some
thing disk shaped in between the
lining and the cloth below the pock-
ct proper. His heart stopped beat
ing. But it started again. Other
wise the man would have died. Dig
ging vigorously, he recovered a
twenty-five cent piece.
"Ah," he cried joyfully, ''help
from an unexpected quarter '-Bal-
timore American.
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
AN END TO PATIENCE.
The Thsspian Became Too Realistic
For the Landlady.

For the Landlady.
eyes, indeed, I'm givin' it to you
right said the landlady as she
drove the last nail into a sign read
ing, S'NoActors Need Apply. "From
this time on no Thespyun gets into
my house! Lord knows [ hain't too
many boarders now; but, hard up as
] am, I amt giyin' shelter to any
more stage people. Lands SUI, but
you wouldn't believe half of it if
went on to tell you all the worri-
ment and furries I've had on ac-
count of 'em! Why, sir, one morn
in | was goin' long the hall kinder
absentlike with a dollar bill in my
hand when out jumped young Bus
kin, a dagger in his hand and blood
in his eye, and, grabbin' my throat,
tore the bill away from me, yelled:
EHar! Har!' and disappeared. He
afterward explained as how he was
rehearsin' the star part in Claude
DuVal, but l never got my dollar
back. Then there was that oldish
sort of chap named Bumbooth, who
played Othello when he felt in the
mood for play. Why, bless your
SOUL he got to calm the girls Des-
demony and ehokin 'elh with pill
lows whenever he caught 'em, so that
they actually was afeared to go into
his room.
"Such contrastin' lot they was
too The lady that, played the
White Slave was the haughtiest
thing you ever saw, while the willun
in Uncle Toms Cabin was that
mild and gentle he used to cry when
he stepped on the cats tail.
81 might have stood it all if a
Teller named Beaten hadn't bor-
roWed $50 to flash in a play he was
in. It's a realistic dramy,' he said,
'and we've got to have realism La
me, but there's the butcher p'-Kan-
sas City Independent.
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
DIRECTORY.
JUDICIAL OFFICER.
Hon. S. A. FLAHERTY. Dist. Judge
COUNTY OFFICERS.

6. H. MUNRo............ Auditor
j. r. DELAHUNT...... ...... Sheriff
CARL BUcKENTIN..... Treasurer
NELs OLSON. ...... Clerk of Court
sAMEUL LARSON. Registered Deeds
E. J. BABE. Judge ofProbate
WIN. G. BIcKNELL......... Attorney
{. E. GAME. Coroner
T, T. WHEATON,. -. Surveyor
JOHN ATz ...... Court Commissioners
MARY Billy mn Co. Sup't of Schools
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
Al ADin7al Story R~r
Little Folh
The Funny DuCkIlng

There was once funny little duck
ling who was always going about do
ing something curious that made every
body laugh at him. Somebody told him
that if he did not want to get wet when
it rained he had better buy himself an
umbrella. So off Mr.. Duckling went
to the umbrella store and bought him
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
Settled.

Are you happier since your
second marriage?
B.-0h, much happier. Feel much
more settled, you know.
An your mind?
B.-Yes, and all other ways. I
was never quite clear in my first
venture who ran the house, but in
this case everything is plain sailing,
and no occasion for dispute.
A.-She knuckled, Ell?
Bob, no. She's master!
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
Grip
Brought On Sciatic
Rheumatism.
Nervous Prostitution
Followed.
DIR. Miles Nervine Gave
Back Health.

Il was laid up during the winter of o4-os
with sciatic rheumatism and nervous prostra-
ton brought on by a severe attack of La
Grippe. The rheumatic pains were so Sc
we're at times that it wasImpossible for me to
turn In bed. | was unable to sleep. had
two OF our best physicians in attendance,
took all the advertised remedies for troubles
OF this kind but got no help whatever until /
took DIR. Miles Restorative Nervine. Six
bottles restored me to health; am better
than for years; in fact am entirely relieved.
can say with clear conscience that it was
DIR. Miles Restorative Nervine that restored
me to health. When the pains of sciatica
and rheumatism were most severe / secured
almost immediate relief by the use of DR..
Miles Anti-Pain Pills. Ihave recommended
DR.. Miles Remedies to many people. Fred
Myers, Redfeld, S. D.
81 was taken with pain in my heart and
under the left shoulder; with such heavy OPP
pressed feeling in my chest that could
hardly breathe. | had palpitation so bad
and my heart would throb so that it would
shake my whole bed. also had weak, all
gone feeling in the region Of my heart My
doctor treated me for liver and stomach
trouble but | failed to receive any benefit
until a friend recommended DR.. Miles Heart
Cure and Restorative Nervine. used both
and one box of the Anti-Pain Pills. l
believe l am completely and permanently
cured.."-Mrs. J. w. Golding, Noblesville,
Ind.
All druggists sell and guarantee first bot
tie DR. Miles Remedies. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Address
DR.. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
sausaoes In Blue Wrappers.

The canton Of Geneva has recent
" passed law which makes it COM
pulsory that butchers who sell horse
sausages must wrap them up in blue
paper, so as to avoid confusion. The
butchers are in high dudgeon and
have complained to the federal au-
thorities that the new law inter
feres with the freedom Of commerce.
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09

hIShC . AOoC Al NV "AAA 80
appeared"
He quickened his step not to es-
cape from his apple tree, but be-
cause he was weary and longed for
repose. Before the door he won
dered if the apple tree would enter.
He even felt kind of interest about
it on account Of the narrowness of
the hall, fearing the branches might
be broken. He rang, went in, and
the door closed. The tree remained
outside. Jacques smiled, not that
the tree annoyed him, only he
thought the janitor might have OBJ
jected to such a companion.
In his own room he counted his
i'll gotten gain, a considerable sum;
then he suddenly thought of the
tree and looked out. It was on the
sidewalk, gliding to and fro. 1t even
moved politely aside to allow two
policemen to pass. Jacques went to
bed and slept soundly till morning.
Heavy knocks on his door awoke
him. "Ohl All! Yes, to be surep
IT was his friends, who came to seek
him for the pleasure party. he
threw on his garments and opened
The door, greeting them gayly. Then
he finished his dressing while pro
posing lively plans for the day He
Tipped several gold pieces into has
Morris tribune., 1903-05-09
Sick
Blood

Feed pale girls on SCOTS
Emulsion.
We do not need to give all
the reasons why SCOTS
Emulsion restores the strength
and flesh and color of good
health to those who suffer
from sick blood.
The fact that it is the best
preparation Of Cod Liver Oil,
rich in nutrition, full Of healthy
stimulation is a suggestion as
to why it does what it does.
SCOTS Emulsion presents
Cod Liver Oil at it's best,
fullest in strength, least in
taste.
Young women in their
/" teens are permanently cured
Of the peculiar disease of the
hood which shows itself in
aleness, Weaknessa nervous
S., by regular treatment.
18th SCOTS Emulsion.
Il is a true blood food and
S naturally adapted to the cure
.of the blood sickness from
! hich 50 many young women
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-06
STATE.

1t is no northern SANDER, but the
record of the attorney general of
South Carolina, that there were 233
homicides and murders committed In
that state last year, for which the ac'
cused we're arraigned. an average of
six for each county. This is, besides
those killings for which nobody was
a~rraigned. The population Of South
Carolina is about 1,400, 600, and II the
same ratio Of murders had existed in
the other states the deaths in one year
would have been 11,15o. a larger num-
Der of Americans than we're killed in
the Spanish and Philippine vars.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-06
BETTER

1t is a significant fact, says the Col
orado Springs Telegraph, that the pres
ident in his speeches, and other public
men, are so earnest and emphatic In
their appeals for better citizenship,
There has never been a time in our
history when 1t was so important that
every man and woman in the land
study carefully public questions.
The United States has never occu'
pied such a responsible position in the
affairs of the world as it does today.
II we are to discharge this responsible
ity wisely, the president must have.
not the passive support. but the hearty
and intelligent support of the people
Foreign questions should be care
fully studied. The continual disorders
and mob violence at home also de
mand the serious consideration OF ev
cry citizen. There is good reason fol
the anxiety shown by public men be
cause Of the neglect of the responsible
tiles of citizenship by so many of oul
people.
II self.government is to continue tC
be successful in this country, our in
terest in public affairs must grow in
proportion to their constantly increas
ing importance.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-06
STRONG NAVY NEEDED.

At the present rate of increase of
the navies of the great European pow
ers it will be but a short time until
the United States will be numbered
among the large unarmed nations, and
when that time arrives our protests
against injustice will go u%nheeded, as
Gave those Of China.
Americas future battles must BID
fought upon the sea There Is no logic
in the proposition to permit an en-.
emy's army to land on our shores sim
ply to give us a chance to get at 1t
with our army. 1t must not be per
mitted to land. If our navy is suf
ficiently powerful. such a landing
would be impossible, and. being impos
! sible, the need of a large military es
Establishment in this country would
cease to exist. Those who fear mill
tarism" in this country can quiet theil
fears in no better way than by advo
eating a large and powerful navy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-06
FAR
From the Hustler.

From the Hustler.
Five commercial men registered at
the Grand hotel In one day last week.
About forty from Aztec and vicinity
attended the /. o. o. F. anniversary
exercises Saturday.
ID J Rankin, of the government SER
vice, is here gauging fruit brandy at
the distillery.
j. r. Pond has signed a contract for
a new brick store addition to his prop
erty, corner of Main and Oliver streets.
May Is is set as the date for the
first trip Of the Gartin & Wales auto
mobile from Durango to Pennington,
via Aztec.
Inc contract for plastering and in
side finishing of the second story of
the new city hall has been awarded to
Chittenden & Johnson,
Only six residence lots now unsold
in the Locke addition. Anyone desir-
ing a choice lot In the best part of the
town at first cost, will have to hurry.
One can fairly see Engleman's new
building growing. Ten workmen are
employed on its construction. The
front bricks are being laid in red lime
mortar.
Sheriff Elmer departed yesterday
morning for Las Vegas, having in
charge a brother of Sam Ridinger, who
he is taking to the insane asylum at
that place.
A private letter from r. A. Chaplin,
Denver, states that work on the Farm
ington telephone exchange will prog.
ress as rapidly as possible, as they are
| all anxious to have the plant in opera
ton by July 1.
One of the Aztec visitors was told
Saturday that our fire hydrants were
public telephones. and while listening
to hear the band play in Durango
some wag turned on the water. At last
accounts he was still trying to get the
water out of his a