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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

The man who missed King Alfonso
was about as good n marksman as
any other Spaniard 1t was Admiral
Bob Evans who took occasion to OBJ
serve, down Santiago way, that the
Spanish gunners on board a warshir
couldn't hit the ocean.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13
STATE or ONO. crrr OF ToLrpa =,

Lucas COrsry.
Frank J. Cheney makes cath that b. IL the
senior partner OF the nrm of y. }. Cheney & Co,
doing business In tho City OF Toledo. County
and State aforesaid and that said urfn will pay
tho sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
zach and every case q. Gatarfh that cannot 10
curyd by the use OF Hall Catnfrh Cur~.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn N before me and subscribed In my
presence. this e;h day OF December. A. D. issd
,s., A. ". GLEASON,
Notary Public
Eaii's Casarrh Cure IL tas-n Internally. and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
VI the system. send for Testimonials. free.
p }. CHENEY 4 CO. Toledo. q
Sold by Drs1.lsiS, &c.
Halls Eamliy pills arc tho best
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Any old inventor can invent wireless
telegraphy now.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Mr.. Rockcfciier may not be able to
obtain n new stomach for sl.ooo.ooo.
but with that amount at his disposal
he ought to be able TO relieve good
many old ones.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

An Iowa man thinks he has discov'
cred how to make palatable food
out Of cornstalks. That ought TO be
easy after others have succeeded in
making shavings and sawdust so
pleasant to take.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Mrs, George CORVALLIS West says
American women beat the world when
II comes to clothes. Let us hope the
ones who pay the bills will hereafter
do Il more cheerfully.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Castro has the consolation OF know
Ing that Venezuelan geography Is bet
ter Understood now than ever before
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Ask Your Dealer For Aliens Foot-Eass.
A powder. 1t rests the feet: Cures Corns'
Sweating Feet and lngrowing Nails. ALIENS
Foot. Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. AZ
all Druggists and Shoe stores, 20 cents: Ac-
cept no substitute. Sample mailed FREE.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Henry outram Bax-lronside is the
name of the new British minister to
Venezuela. Still, to people who know
only the Spanish language it may be
comparatively meaningless.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

To satisfy court etiquette an uncle
of the mikado was officially alive for
twcnty.four hours after his death.
There arc politicians in this country In
the same fix.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

In the intervals OF their duties as
Sunday school teachers New York mil
iionaircs are once more swearing on
their personal taxes.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

II will be admitted without argu-
ment that the country needs the good
roads.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

There Is now no doubt that what.
ever the country thinks OF Admiral
Dewey ashore 1t admircs Admiral
Dewey anoat just rs much rs 1t ever
did.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Baron Avebury is given credit for
coming the new word "manywhere"
in his latest book. Perhaps some
gray-haired Scotchman who learned
the word on his native heath when he
was n lisping infant will smile at
this.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

A New York man has made si.soo.-
900 In six weeks specializing in cotton.
No mention is made of the large mum.
bcr OF men who didn't.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

King Edward probably honestly won
ders how in the world parliament
could ever be opened If he were not
on hand in his fur.trimmed blanket.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Love potions have figured In New
York divorce case. Every now and
tncn the dark ages show signs OF lin
gcring animation.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Saxony has one of the best regulated
systems OF forestry in the world. the
net profit from the forests amounting
annually to over 100000.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

What is the use OF looking for the
missing link? II can never be found.
for II II were found IL wouldn't be the
missing liEk.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

In spite OF the fac, tina, life Is n
hceting show. there are lots OF living
persons who complain that they never
get one.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

When a woman consents to argue
question. she can always be per
suaded.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

II appears that Gen. ur!be-uribe is
still alive. with two or three dozen
good revolutions In him yet.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

King Edward Is getting over his
cold. but several million American
monarchs are stlll wrestling with
theirs.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

May Yohc has been granted $4,000
nftcr suing her former husband for
nine timcs that sum. But she hasn't
given up Hope.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Dealers say that as soon as a Gus.
toner tries Defiance Starch 1t is impos-
sible to sell them any other cold water
starch. II can be used cold or boiled.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

President Roosevelt VIII not be
Rough Rider in teaching little Quentin
how TO keep on horse.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Two Girl teams In n basketball CON
test Mt New Haven indulscd In n FREQ
fight Another argumon, against seq
rcgatlon.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

That Chicago lecturer who hnds
fairy tales immoral appears To be bad
y In need of n little spiritual iumisa-
tion.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Tho author of "Aii coons Look Alike
TO Me- has been adIudgcd bank
rupt. Liabilities. s6.i59: assets. n
mere song.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

The victims will be satisfied now II
they money.baek-Iuick.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

There should be no apprehension as
to the result of this country's foreign
complications as long as the Governor
of Georgia retains his 200 colonels.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

As DR.. Lorcnz protests that he never
said II. or anything like II. a great
many things viii have TO be unsaid.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Mr.. Carnegie does not seem to take
any interest In the discovery OF the
north pole.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

$50 their marriage was a failure"
mot at all. marriage is all right. II
was the man and the woman who were
failures"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Ninety per cent OF the human body
Is composed OF water. on this basis
l, may be said that everybody Is n
trust.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

''wh.r. In thunder ar. you going with
that stove and all those overcoatsT Il
am going. my friend. 10 spend tho WIN
ter Ia Florida.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Pisos Cure Is the oss, medicine vs ever used
for all affections Of the throat and Iunfs--wA
O. EspslkY. yanburen. Ind. Feb. 10. lsoA
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Th, latest Denver market report says
that butter Is strong and In good demand
This would lead To the Inference that
Denver people prefer strong butter.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

II smoking intsrferes with your work.
''quit workinH"-and smoke Baxter
pullhead-S-cent cigar.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13
Sensible Housskeepers.

will have Defiance Starch. not alone
because they get onc.third r.orc for
tbs same money. but also because OF
superior quality.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

FREE MEDICAL ADVICE
Evory working girl who Is not
well is cordially invited to write
to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass,
for advice IL is freely given, and
has restored thousands to health.
Hiss Paine's Experience.
az want to thank you for what you
have done for me. and recommend
Lydia l.. PinlShnm's Vegetable
Compound to all girls whose work
keeps them standing on their feet in
the store. Tho doctor said / must
stop work he did not seem to realize
that girl cannot afford to stop work.
ing. My back achcd, my appetite was
poor, l could not sleep, and mcnstrua-
tion wis scanty and very painful. One
day when suffering ! commenced to
take Lydia L. Pmlsham's yege.
table Compound, and found that
1t helped me. l continued its use, and
soon found that my menstrual periods
were free from pain and natural;
everyone is surprised at the change in
me, and 1 am well, and cannot be too
grateful for what you have done for
me. Miss JANET PAINE, $40 West
125th St, New York City. - $4,000 forfeit
original Of above isttc, propinO osnainsnsss cur
not be produced.
Take no substitute, for it Is
Lydia L. Pinl<ham's Vegetable
Compound that cures.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

None but thin people should try to
skate on thin ice.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

'TwIxt the cup and tho
There's many "A nip.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

The time Is past when poets starved
In Inrrcts. Most Of them can get n job
running the elevator now.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

winie-Ma. Won't you srcak to John
nIcv Hes pulling the cat. tail. Nam.
fua-Th~ had boy. wiiii--Y~r. he's Just
as s.iirh as he can be. lie won't let me
pull II at all.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

B!llhsad scent cigar. u you have
smoked one you know how good they
are. lf you have not. try one.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

When Charlie popped tho question to
Amelia h- impiorcd her to let her answer
be In one word oi lust three letters II
Wa. Sh. naId init"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

"Aiiiar, Wei; should ,ssy ssy 60 ssIns1; aaa;
ss you like: thay wont hurt you
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

.-rhe trial OF my Ilfc.' said the young
lawyer. lis that have no trial IN pros
u"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

a rcnchman hs. invented musical
tailo, box. In order 10 :: a success N
should play the Roguc's March.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

rheumatism Positively Cureo.
A simple remedy which renders the dis.
ease lmpossib and as unfaiiins as rate
in lis cure Send at once - cents for rec
ipe Prescription Co. Box -. Denver.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR
makes top OF the market butter.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

Mr.. wlnsiow's S1atitn1 syrup
Fur shiiirvn trethtng suftrns tnc gs. fv iuees N
es:pnA,oa ALIAS pan eufvs u.nd collie. - busiaA
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

To Curc = Cold In Ono day.
Take Laxative Bromo ouinins Tsb.ets- An
druggists refund money II it falls to cure 2;c.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-03-13

WHEN you BuY STARCH
buy Defiance and k-t tho best. 10 o. Ter
10 cents. Once used. always used
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
Trunks by Wire.

II everything goes as Stephen Fow-
Ter Of London desires and American
railroads adopt his scheme, the pro-
fame, picturesque Yankee baggage
smasher will pass into history and the
trunk of the traveller will stand a
fighting chance with an hydraulic con.
veyer. Mr.. Fowler said recently:
"The London & Southwestern has re-
Gently put in operation an aerial trans
mitter. Iron towers have been erect
ed, and from each run four cables.
These are placed along the tracks and
run into the station. Attached to the
transmitter is cage in which the
trunk Is deposited. The baggage agent
puts trunk in the cage, pulls lever
and In minute the trunk Is by the
baggage car ready to be taken in.
The principle is that of the merchan.
disc carriers in American dry goods
stores"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
FIRMIN Is REFUSED
SULTAN WILL NOT ALLOW PRO.
POSED EXCAVATIONS.
Idea Of American Arehcoiogists Was
to Investigate the so-called Tomb
Of Abraham Near the Ruins Of
sabylon-orsanizer Of Expedition
Unpopular.

No surprise was manifested at the
information received from CONSTANT
nople that the Sultan of Turkey had
again refused "frmin" or permits
sion to an American named Banks to
excavate Tel Ibrahim," mountain
about nine hours ride northeast of
the ruins of Babylon, where a tradi-
ton Of the country has 1t that the
tomb of Abraham is situated.
There are two of these so-called
'Tombs Of Abraham" in this region,
the one Mr.. Banks desired to exca.
vate and the other southwest of
Babylon, where tradition says the
Tower of Babel was situated. Inter-
est is attached to both places owing
to the ruins of buildings of an ancient
people and to the traditions invested
in them by the Arabs and Turks, but
Psychologists do not believe that
either is the site of the tomb OF Abra-
ham, locating the last resting place
of the patriarch of the Children Of
Israel In the Cave of Machpelah, near
Hebron, in Palestine, where Abraham
buried his wife Sarah.
Two years ago Mr.. Banks, who is
graduate from Harvard, made ef-
forts to secure permission from the
Sultan of Turkey to excavate the Ur
or City of Chaldees on the western
bank of the Mesopotamia.
It is said that John ID. Rockefeller
contributed $4,000 to the fund which
Mr.. Banks raised to defray the ex'
penses of the expedition he was or.
ganizing. He returned to Constants
nople and az the representative OF
| several American universities, includ
| ing, 1t is said, Harvard, he applied tc
the Porte for permission to excavate
Refusal was made by the Sultan
owing, 1t is said, to the religious asso
Citations Of the so-called tomb o.
Abraham, many Of the Mohammedani
believing that the mountain, which II
the place mentioned as Cuthal II
Second Kings In the Bible, Is reall!
the site of the burying place Of Abra
ham. In addition to the question 0
offending the religious beliefs Of thu
natives Of the country, 1t is said tina
while Mr.. Banks was consul at tn
City of Bagdad he incurred the dis
pleasure of the Porte
It was declared at the universit
that 1t Is problematical whethe
Banks will ever secure permission t
excavate in any part Of the Ottoman
Empire. although the Sultan has a
ways been cordial toward explorin
expeditions, especially those froI
America, and at present party G
German scientists are at work nc
far from where Banks desired to e.
cavate.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
Use Thousands of Lanterns.

One of the contractors of work on
the subway estimates that at least
1000 red-globed lanterns are hung out
in this city every night to prevent
people from falling into the excava-
tons. The lanterns are stored during
the day in big chests at intervals
along the streets where the subway
IL being built, and are attended by
watchmen who work in three shifts
Those who come on in the afternoon
fill and clean and light them, and sus
pend them from the nails on the
fences that have been built about the
holes in the streets. Each Waterman
has a district, which he patrols and
watches as carefully as a policeman
does his beat.-New York Times.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
ALL BACHELORS PAY TOLLS.
Single Men Pay Handsomely for Their
Privileges In Argentina.

Privileges In Argentina.
One of the smaller states composing
the Argentine Republic has no use for
bachelors. The law holds that
man Is manageable in Argentina
when he is twenty. The exchequer
gives point to the opinion by taxing
all bachelors of between twenty and
thirty IS month. After thirty and
up to thirty-fve the tax increases 100
per cent. Between thirty-fve and
fifty single blessedness costs $50 a
month. From his fiftieth to his sew
enty-fifth year a bachelor may fol-
low his own wild road by paying in
$50 q month. After that comes re-
lief. The vicious example of an un-
married man of between seventy-fve
and eighty is considered to be neu-
tralized by payment of only $40 a
year and when the eightieth birthday
is passed the treasury finally ceases
from worrying. rt...
A widower is given three years In
which to mourn and choose a sue
cessor, but man who can prove that
he has proposed and been refused
three times in one year is considered
tr have earned immunity. Here, one
would think, is an easy loophole, but
the law is said to act like a charm
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
NEEDED A WoMAN's CARE.
Bishop Potter Of New York Tells Good
Story on Himself.

Here is the latest story which
Bishop Potter is telling on himself.
On Friday evening. Nov. 81, the Bishop
performed an ordination ceremony in
Staten Island, and, as Is customary on
such occasions. wore a small, red hood
at the back of his surplice.
An old negro woman was in the
congregation as an interested listener.
After the ceremony her mistress, who
was also present, asked her what she
thought of it.
WELL" she replied, In a hesitating
way, Il liked his speech fust-rate, but
feel mighty sorry for dat man.
guess he amt got no woman to tend
to him, has he?" she asked.
On being assured that the Bishop
was given every possible attention
she replied positively:
Now, l know better dan dat, cause
one time when he turned round saw
dat de back of his coat was busted and
his red undershirt was shown
through"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
Two John Smiths.

John Smith number one stole one
chicken. He was sent to jail for
thirty days.
While there he reformed AID be.
came another man. He became John
Smith number two.
John Smith number two organized
a chicken trust, took two million
chickens as his fee for organizing
it, and sold the chickens when the
market was at its highest.
Thus he was enabled to endow Z
jail with library.
This goes to show that II we ponder
properly over our misdeeds we may
readily see where we did not make
them big enough.-Judge. ha.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
GAMES FOR WINTER EVENINGS
Suggestions for Some Simple and
AMUSING Diversions.


Amusing Diversions.
AS it appears that all the world ID
not expert enough to play either
bridge or ping-pong, certain philan-
thropists are casting about for less la
borious diversions suitable for winter
evenings. Among the suggestions
made In various quarters, we find our
selves most In sympathy with CORE
spondent's plea for revival OF
onomancy-or divination by names. It
is humble. a quiet and restful past
time, suitable for the ordinary man
and the normal home. All that Is re-
CURED in the way Of paraphernalia Is .
box Of ivory or cardboard letters. One
person takes a name such as Kitch-
ener or Livingstone. and gives 1t to
the others. who see what appropriate
sentences may be constructed from
the letters. We are reminded OF those
old but excellent specimens OF
onomans: "Gladstone-"G leads not. y
and Disraeli-"I lead, Sir" The same
correspondent quotes as an example Of
his own ingenuity, Charles H. Spur
geon-"Oh, preachers lungs" Others
will occur to the reader. Among the
various games of similar nature, we
may mention the game Of Consonants
In which one person gives the conson
ants of word in their rightful order
emitting all the vowels. For instance
from IS, C, r." the guessers have tc
construct saucer; or, worse, still
from or, p"-Europe. This game
among amateur photographers may
become almost profound, but 1t II
merely intended for the average per
son.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
"Hard Times" Job.

Prosperity in its accepted sense is
a misnomer to the. publisher of sub.
scription books. It comes within the
lean" years Of his business. At the
present time Chicago is the centre OF
the subscription book business In
America, says the Chicago Tribune
and by the same token 1t is harder to
find a canvasser for a subscription
book for the. coming holiday market
than ever before in the history of that
business. Canvassing for books is
something that people take up only as
last resort. 1t is a hard times
job, and no one recognizes 1t more
readily than does the man who prints
the book supply.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
Mot Entirelx Complete.

An English genius has invented a
motor that will reap, sow, pillow, NOW.
haul, thrash and grind grain, cut tur-
MUS, turn the churn and make itself
generally useful All the farmer has
to do is to sit on the fence and watch
It go by. The farmers wife will never
forgive the inventor for letting the
machine stop short of washing the
dishes, cooking the meals, making
Sic beds, sweeping. scrubbing and
v. shing. a.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
II. A. Peterson & co.
LOCAL INVESTORS.

Real Estate Loans, Insurance and Col
lections. We buy, sell and exchange
Real Estate. We make deeds, mort
cages, wills, etc. We will place your
money on good interestand First class
security. We write Life, Fire, Acct
dent and Health Insurance. We col
lect all kinks of indebtedness. Es-
tates in old world special attention.
We respectfully solicit your business.
Office. Main st. p. o. Box 1853.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
Concentrations.

Madge-It must be just lovely to be
a millionaire.
Marjorie-Oh, | don't know. There
isn't half as much pleasure in buying
things when you know you can afford
the
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP NOTICE.
Consult County Clerk or the Respective Sign.
ers for Further Information.
In the District Court, Probate Division In and
for Cache ounty, State Of Utah.
Notice 10 Creditors.

ESTATE OF GEORGE L. ROBINSON. DECEASED
Creditors will present claims with vouchers
TO the undersigned at the office OF James q
Walters Logan. Utah, ON or before the "'h
day OF November, A. d.. 1903; ,-.
Date of first publication, January 2uh' A.
d.. 1903. no,,NSoN rva,,,r,x
OF the last will and testament OF George l..
Robinson. deceased. ~o-to
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
WORKING Hard,

Eyes, I'm one Of the trustees of the
proposed gallery of art"
What have you done SO far?"
so far! Why, we have eaten three
annual dinners and are preparing for
q fourth"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

ESTATE OF SAMUEL MILTON. DECEASED.
Creditors will present claims with vouchers
CITY In the County of Cache and State OF
Utah, on or before the first day OF june A.
d., 1903. - m N ,ooa
SAMUEL Il. MILTON, Administrator
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
PALACE RESTAURANT

under new management of VIM. VAN
NOY & co. Regular dinner from II
to 3p. M, daily, 25c. Short orders at
all hours. Private rooms for Ladies
and Parties. The best the market af-
fords. "F ~
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
L,oht WeIoht on ItaIy's Soldiers.

Italy's soldiers are less heavily
laden than those of any other Euro
pean power. In full marching order
they carry only 81 pounds.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
VIENNA BAKERY.

has the best i'm all kinds of Bakery
Goods-Bread, Cakes, Pies and Can
dies. We give the Best MONDAY
Lunch. Give us q trial. 81 West
First North Street.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
No Elatterer,

They tell me your little boy looks
like YOU"
Yes. everybody says so. Hsye you
seen him!"
mo, don't think care to see
him"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
PLAQUE Laid to Bats.

Bats and their parasites are held
responsible, by an Italian expert, for
the transmission of plague In some
cases.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
Economy.

Eyes, had to discharge Bridget be-
cause she was too economical"
But l don't see"
well, l happened to discover she
had saved double her wages In two
nths."-Brooklyn Life.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-06
DIR. p. NJ. PAULSON.

Best Set of Teeth. $1,000
Filling Teeth LOO
Cleaning Teeth ................. LOO
Highest class Crown and Bridge
Work at most reasonable prices. All
work guaranteed. Teeth extracted
without pain. Office over U. o. store.