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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08

Sir Conan Doyle recently told a story
of an English officer who was badly
wounded in South Africa and the mill
tary surgeon had to shave off that por-
ton of his brains which protruded
from the skull. The officer got well,
and later on in London the surgeon
asked whether he knew hal a portion
of his brains was in a glass bottle in a
laboratory. ooh, that does not matter
now" replied the soldier; 1--WE got a
permanent position in the war Office"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08
Some Examples of "Nerye."

In a recent big libel case the foreman
Of the jury received a letter from a
publican, apparently otherwise sane,
asking him to insure that the jury
should find for the defendant because
he had a heavy bet on the result, and
this astonishing epistle was read in
court. It is interesting to note that the
writer lost his bet. anyhow. Equally
bland was the request once made to
Mr.. Balfour during his premiership to
have dismissed from the commission
of the peace a justice who had very
properly sentenced the author Of the
request, a notorious rufian, to a stiff
term Of Imprisonment for sending beg
cling httars.-London Answers.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08

When Frank Norris. author of "The
Octopus" was a Harvard freshman, he
did not attend recitations as sedulous-
ly as the faculty desired. He had an
aversion to mathematics and to one or
two other drier branches of learning
and was too frequently to be found in
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08
A Story of Bismarck.

In his autobiography Kruger relates
a story of Bismarck. 1t is the only
thing he records of his visit to Berlin
in 1884. Bismarck had stumbled on the
stairs of the palace, and the old EN-.
peror said jokingly, prince, you are
growing old" Eyes. majesty" replied
Bismarck. "It's usually the case that
the horse grows old before his rider"
Chicago News.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08
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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08

I NEVER LOOK UP FROM THIS BENCH But
I SEE o IDLING HERE"
pleasant weather on a certain bench
under a certain elm with pipe and
book.
There was an instructor whose win
dow looked down upon young Norris
favorite seat. One day this instructor,
leaning far out, called:
"Mr. Norris, I never look out of this
window but I see you. idling down
there on that bench"
Norris replied:
well, Mr.. Blank, l never look up
from this bench but l see you idling
there at that window
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08
Pipes nAd Hymns.

Rev. DR.. Parr, when perpetual curate
Of Hatton, Warwickshire, which lfV-
ing he held from 1888 to 1890, regularly
smoked in the vestry while the congre-
cation was singing long hymns, chosen
for the purpose, Immediately before the
sermon. The doctor was wont to e1-
claim, "My people like long hymns, but
I prefer a long pipe."-London Tele-
graph.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08
Unsel6sl,

U%nse1ish.
"Widowhood makes a woman unself-
ish."
"Why 500"
Because she ceases to look out for
No. 1 and begins to look out for No. g."
Town and Country.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08
A ~Henpecked Husband.

Meekton--Do you know how to gov
ern your wife?
Henpeck-Yes, but she won't let me.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08

Many a fool man casts a shadow Oh
his life by standing i'll his own light.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-05-08

The horse is mans best friend-e@-
cept those at the race track.-Puck.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-05-01
R@FfS oElon
HOnE BAKERY

BERETANIA, COR. EMMA STREET.
Boston Baked Beans every Saturday.
Home made bread. pies, cakes, dough-
nuts, cookies. All kinds of salads and
delicacies made to order
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-05-01
Speaker BeckIey, Chosen by Ac-
ciamation, Takes Command of
House Once More.
The Senate Elects It's Old Officers, and Both
Branches Prepare to Act on
Appropriation Bills.

legislature session, organized
today when it to be will begin
the work for which has been called together namely the
bills which
regular bills
riety They will be reached at all because
nothing because the the
the members their work done and the
they will be to the good
considered the session.
Months appropriation Bill
expenses Months Appropriation Bill
rolls salaries third the Eighteen Months Appropriation Bill for
Territorial roll fourth the Eighteen Months
preparation Bill Territorial fifth the Bill
and SIXTH the Emergency Appropriation Bill AS
expeditions reaching bills there
suggestions the opinion that there will be change
either financial
and that there will be consultation between the leaders the
houses probably today that the Senate take of the
bills and them while the House taking the balance that
both branches will be work all the time there will be
doubling Then also suggested that the members from the
islands
themselves just what each shall have and back
committees
the appropriation bills after finding out the lump that
official but the houses will recognize them of if the work
done that And would be the interest of expedition
The all bills There
will be but appropriation the governortlat
hich will deal with the eighteen
bill Estimates
various department heads for the action of the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-05-01

habit perhaps, and it showed that Ay-
lett and Jaeger were absent Then
knudsen was elected vice speaker,
Meheula was elected clerk, Coelho was
elected interpreter and Thielen ste
nographer. 1t looked as though the old
organization was going to go through
without change, but it wasn't. The
| first split came on the election of the
chaplain. Harris nominated Rev. Mr..
Kekuewa, the incumbent, and nominal
tions were about to close when Kaniho
leapad to his feet and named Rev.
Mr.. Manase. The latter gentleman was
chosen, too, by vote of 16 to IL.
The election of sergeant at arms
was next in order. Harris nominated
Kaleo, the incumbent. Kaniho nomi-
mated John Wise and Oil nominated
Starr Kapu. This was a split in the
opposition, and the vote resulted in the
election of Kaleo, as follows: Kaleo,
10; Wise, II; Kapu, 4.
The messenger who had served the
House before the adjournment was
nominated Malioi, the incumbent, who
got seven votes. Kupihea nominated
Naleilehua, who got nine votes. Kelii-
moi nominated Yates. who was given
Il votes and was declared elected.
For janitor there were two nominal
tons. Palau named by Kupihea, and
Keliiaa, whose name sounded like some.
kind of sacred chant, nominated by
Pail. The gentleman with a musical
name won by vote of twenty-three to
to four.
That completed the organization. and
after the clerk had been instructed to
notify the Senate that the House was
organized and ready for business, and
after a notification to the same effect
from the Senate had been read, an adj
journment was taken until this morn
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-05-01
IN THE SENATE.

The extra session of the Senate was
called to order by William Savidge
clerk of the regular session. who read
the Governors proclamation.
On motion of Senator Dickey Sen
ator Crabbe was made temporary
chairman. and the officers of the regu-
lar session We're temporarily elected fol-
the special session.
On motion of Senator Achi the old
rules We're adopted.
Senator Kaiue inquired If the Sena-
tors would have to take new oath
He suggested that some of the Senators
were hold overs, and their term might
end at the close of the regular session.
President Crabbe ruled that one oath
was sufficient for the whole term,
though the new officers probably should
be sworn. This was then done
Senator Dickey introduced reso-
luton providing that all the officers
be elected excepting the clerk and as
sistant clerk, as the clerk had been
given forty days to make up the jour
nal and could not act as clerk at the
extra session. The resolution provided
that the assistant clerk be elected as
clerk. and that the assistant be dis
pensed with.
Senator Isenberg moved to table the
resolution, and Dickey then withdrew
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-05-01
IN THE HOUSE.

The House had some little difficulty
in getting itself called to order at the
opening of the extra session, because
the members did not seem to know ex-
actly how to go about it, but finally
the clerk of the House that died on
Tuesday, Solomon Meheula, took the
gavel, raped for order, read the Gov
errors message calling the extra ses-
sion, and set the machinery going.
The floor had been filled with all kinds
of idlers before he did it, and there was
a buzz of talk because it was recog-
nized that there might be a change in
the organization, especially in the mat
the petty candidates and friends of
petty candidates were getting busy.
And, after all, they got nobody's scalp
but that of the gray-haired old chap
lain, who had done nobody any harm
and had tried to do some people some
good, and that of the messenger with
the brave hair. But his scalp was fair
game.
After the clerk had stopped the
buzZing, Mr.. Chillingworth nominated
Lewis for temporary chairman, and
after that gentleman had been chosen
and had taken the chair, Chillin gworth
moved that Beckley be elected Speaker.
The clerk was instructed to cast the
vote-and it was discovered that there
was no clerk. Meheula was chosen
temporary secretary, to remedy this,
and while they were at it Coelho was
also chosen temporary interpreter. And
then Beckley was elected speaker by
reclamation. He made the strong hand
hand felt at once. AS soon as he was
seated, half a dozen members jumped
up to nominate Knudsen for vice
speaker.
THE clerk win call the roll of the
House" said Beckley, quietly.
SOME SMALL CONTESTS.
The clerk obeyed orders, out OF
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-05-01

Physician-"The truth can no longer
be hidden, madam. / am obliged to
tell you that your little son is-er-
weak minded; that is-well. 1t must be
said-he is an idiot" MRS. Highup--
How fortunate it is that we are
richi No one will ever notice Ii. -
New York Weekly.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-05-01
NO ExpEpITE WORK.

Senator Dickey presented the follow
ing resolution:
Resolved by the Senate, the House
of Representatives concurring, that a
committee of five members of each
body be appointed to consider the best
form in which to present the several
appropriation bills, and also to appor-
ton the bills to be introduced first in
the several bodies so that the work may
be equitably distributed and each
house get to work Immediately and no
loss of time unnecessarily occur"
Senator Kaiue raised the point that
the Governor should be notified that
the Senate was ready for business,
and the chair appointed McCandless,
Paris and Kafue to notify the Exec
utive.
Senator McCandless reported back
that the Governor wished the original
messages considered, excepting in that
he would send in a message concerning
the eighteen months from January 4.
1904. to June 80, 1905. He is now in
communication with the heads of de-
partments as to their needs.
Dickey's resolution was passed.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-05-01

President Crabbe- reappointed the
committees of the regular session.
BILLS INTRODUCED.

BILLS INTRODUCED.
. Senator Paris gave notice and intro
duced the six months and eighteen
months salary bill, the unpaid bills
act, and the regular two years appro-
priation BILL Passed first reading. To
be read a second time today.
Senator McCandless introduced bill
for defraying the expenses of the extra
session of the Senate and appropriating
$1,000 for the purpose. Passed first
reading. To be read a second time to-
day.
The Senate then adjourned until 10
o'clock this morning.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-05-01
MRS. lie Beuf

OF the Honolulu French Laundry
wishes TO inform her customers that
she has moved her business from King
street TO 5S7 Beretania street, just above
Punchbowl.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-05-01

the resolution, saying that debate had
been shut off. You slap my face" he
said, land L don't get no chance to
hit back
Senator Nakapaahu then presented a
resolution providing for the reelection
of all the officers of the regular session
at the same salaries as before. Senator
Dickey moved to strike out the office
of assistant clerk, saying that one man
could do the work. There was no Sec
ond and Nakapaahu's resolution was
adopted,
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-05-16
Mrs, Hetty Green's Opinion.


Mrs Iletty Green, the richest woman
in the United States, says the young
people Of today have not inherited common
sense. That l. Mrs Green's conclusion
after considering the causes which, IN her
opinion, are responsible for the growth Of
the divorce evil Naturally, Mrs. Green
hlames the women first. She says they
have never learned to keep house that
their sole ambition Is to wear good clothes;
that home Is the last place they think Of /;
and that they 20 parading around with
their vulgar style and think they are beau
ties. Then the husbands go parading
around. also. aud the next thing Is the di-
yorcc court. But isnt Nrs Green mis-
taken about the Young people Of today not
inheritn. common sense? Is not the
lack Of common sense due more to faulty
education aud training than to heredity? :?
Are not the parents who deny their chill
dren nothing in the way of luxuries, who
think that human happiness is measured
by what money will buy, and who thus
establish for their sons and daughters false
standards Of living, responsible for most
Of the failures of marriage? The young
people who are reared by over-indulgent
parents cannot be blamed for failing to
possess hardheaded common sense such as
Mrs. Green thinks would keep them out
of the divorce court. The only trouble is
that they are spoiled after they are born.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-05-16
They Say.

When the slanderer wishes to make a
murderous assault upon the spotless repu-
tation of some innocent victim, the hedge
behind which he lies concealed is the ex-
preston They say. This utterance is
the coward refuge He is not sufficient
" brave to face the accused, but he is
willing to circulate rumor concerning the
truth of which he is ignorant or which he
may know to be untrue, but for which he
does not wish to assume the responsibility.
The mind of many an Othello has been
poisoned and his peace ruined by the sub
tie venom used by the modern lagos in
the assertion They say This expires
sion is the introductory note of every cruel
gossip and vicious scandal -monger, and ex-
perience has proved that, nearly always,
the man or woman who prefaees tale with
they say will be found pretty close to
the originator or inventor of the SANDER.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-05-16
Been Out In the Rain.

Landlady-rn have you understand,
Mr. Boarden, that there is no water in
that milk. 1t comes direct from our own
farm.
Mr.. Boarden-If that's the case,
ma am, | strongly advise you to have your
cows shingled
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-05-16

An Iowa soldier from the Philippines
relates that one day General Otis came out
on the firing line and ordered the shooting
to cease. \ Kansas boy, who thought he
was doing all sorts Of damage to the insur-
gents, kept on shooting
"Didn't you hear my command to cease
firing? p thundered the General.
"Who are you?' asked the soldier.
Il M Otis.
'Otis your grandmother, replied the
soldier. Il know that isn't so. Otis
never comes out here . And bang went
the gun.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-05-16

The saying that it takes mine tailors
to make man has nothing to do with
knights of the needle 1t originated in
the practice of tollins bell thrice three
times for the death of a man. Hence
nine tollors made it man. Only six were
t0lled for a woman.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-05-16

CLAIMANT, clear voice of the gray ghost
.'Ges, sub, MarSe Robert
What the devil are yoc doing out at
this time of night
For the first time in his lie, Uncle
Bushrod told MarSe Robert a talsehood.
He could not rcpre~s it. He would have
to circumlocu,e little His nerve was
not equal to direct attack,
II done been down. sub. to see Of
| Aunt VI ria Patterson She taken sick in
de night, aud kyar ed her bottle Of
VI Indy medicine. Yes, sub
"Humphr said Mr.. Robert. You
better get home out Of the night air. It's
damp. You'll hardly be worth killing
tomorrow on account Of your rheumatism.
/ Think it will be a clear day, Bu-hrol g'
Il low it will ,uh. De sun ~ot red
la night.
Nr. Robert lie q cigar in the shadow.
and the smoke looked ike his gray ghost
expanding aud escaping into the night air
Su,uehov. Uncle Bushrod could barely
force his reluctant tongue to the dreadful
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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-05-16

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for home whom he v.s brouob, 70 = stand
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closed the door softly and entered ,be
countipn. room tbrouob The door in the iron
railing
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connected with the hack room by a narrow
p,ss,,aw,r now in desn darkness
Tpcle Bnsbrod firmly or;npip. his
hickory stick rin,oed gently M thi, pas-
sane until he could see III. midnight in
trnder into III, sacred precincts of the
Weymoutb Bank One dim gas let burned
tber. but even in H. nahUlnus Gebt he
nerc.iycI At once that the prowler wa, the
bank president.
Wondering. fearful. undecided what to
d.. N. nld oolared man stood notionless
in the Gloomy ,srip of hallway. and waited
deyclgpmept.
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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-05-16

Galvanized traCing Wire ~ prices that have
never been known IN the trade.
Lead and Oil So cheap that anyone esa af
ford 20 paint this season
Ice Is plenty. We have . large >tnvs ns she
best make ot Freezers aud ReiriErr,.fars
Don't ven need Gasoline ur OIL Stove. .ar
summer cooSlng2 We have them they are
cheap.
Door and Window Screens of yarious STYLES.
A full line Of first elias, Cooking Stoves and
Ranges. OF long established reputation, az
reduced prices.
A call vii soon convince you that the bot.
tom has bes n completely knocked oat Of o..
plice Of NAH
Glass, Oils, Paints aud Putty. P.asteriue.
Hair and Cement, and in fact everything in
the Building Hardware line can be found, as
vel! rs low prices, at the old established stand
nj
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1903-05-16
GILBERT 4 GEHR

uIIlNEhI q VtftU
Corner Nam and Liberty streets.
Westminster, Md.
Plumbing, Heating, Spoutiug, Tin Roofing
Is our specially. feb %
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-08-07
EXPAND YOUR CHEST.

A girls chest is coming 10 seem AL
most more important 10 her than the
complexion upon which, as rule, she
has spent so much time and thought.
TO increase the chest measurement
and to raise the chest SO as TO pro-
duce the full chcsted appearance in
vogue is the ambition Of every girl
who is not already full-chested. To
Increase the chest measurcmcnt-aDd
every inch added 10 the chest means
more vitality-place pipcstcm In the
mouth. Breathe out through II until
the lungs are completely empty. Then
inhale untl the lungs are packed full
OF air. This Is q simple exercise, but
excellent. In performing do not
breathe with the abdomen, but use
the lower chest. Even when not using
the pipcstem try 10 breathe deeply.
Make both the exhalatiOns ana the in
halatiOns little slower and longer
Than usual. Deep breathing has
close bearing on the nerves. The au-
thor Of n famous work on nervous ten
sion and rest advises as n means OF
calming ones self ont Of nervous
hutter the taking OF fifty long brcaths,
opening and closing tho cyelids grad
ually with each breath. Such sim
pie method OF Keeping cOOl' mentally
is certainly worth trying. to say the
l0ast