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The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

Inousands OF aching backs nave
been relieved and cured.
People are learning that backnchc
pains come from disordered kidneys.
that Doap's Kidney Pills cure every
Kidney III. cure Bladder troubles. uri.
nary arrangements. Dropsy. Diabetes,
Bright's Disease.
Read this testimony TO the merit OF
the greatest OF Kidney Specifies
j. w. Walls. superintendent Of
streets II Lebanon. KY. living on
East Main street in that city. Gays:
with my nightly rest broken. ow-
ing to Irregularities of the kidneys.
suffering intensely from severe pains
in the small OF my back and through
the kidneys. and annoyed by painful
passages OF abnormal secretions. life
was anything but pleasant for me.
No amount OF doctoring relieved this
condition and for the reason that moth
ing seemed TO give me even temporary
relief. became about discouraged.
One day noticed in the newspapers
the case OF n man who was af1iicted
as was and was cured by the use OF
Doan's KidEey Pills. His words of
praise for this remedy were SO sim
cere that on the strength OF his state
ment went to the Hugh Murray
Drug Co.'s store and got box. I
found that the medicine was exactly
as powerful a kidney remedy as rep
resented. | experienced quick and
lasting relief. Doan's Kidney Pills
will prove blessing to all sufferers
from kidney disorders who will glvo
them fair trial"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr. Walls will
be mailed to any part of the United
States on application. Address Fos-
ter-Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. Y. For
sale by all druggists. Price go cents
per box
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30
THE SCENE WAS CHANGED.
Loving Husband Not So Ready With
His Autograph.

He kissed devotedly the hand that
passed him the autograph album. and
wrote therein:
Il write my name upon this virgin
page. Would that / could lnscribe IL
upon the purer scroll Of your heart in
that invisible Ink which shall only
appear when the thing upon which 1t
is written is warmed at the fires of
love which takes no note OF time!"
That as n year ago. They are mar
ried now, and when she asks him for
his autograph. in the shape Of a good
ly sized check, to liquidate her millin-
cry bill. he grasps that album or a
larger book. If handy. and threatens
to throw IL at her.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

To the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new
things Of everyday use in the market
and who 10 reasonably satisfied with
the old. we would suggest that a trial
OF Defiance Cold Water Starch be
made at once. Not alone because It
is guaranteed by the manufacturers
to be superior to any other brand.
but because each l0c package con-
tains 16 ozs.. while all the other kinds
contain but ~ ozs. 1t is safe to say
that the lady who once uses Defiance
Starch will use no other. Quality
and quantity must win.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30
rrlple vaecInatIon in Franco,

The French government has just
promulgated new code OF sanitary
regulations. This code among other
regulations contains the remarkable
proviso that for the future three vac
cinations instead of one as hitherto
shall be obligatory upon all French
citizens. The first is to be made dur
ing the first year of infancy. the sec
ond in the eleventh year. and the
third In the twenty-first
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30


A CONSTANTLY increasing number
~ of physicians prescribe Peruna in
= their regular practice. 1t has proven
its merits SO thoroughly that even the
doctors have overcome their prejudice
against so-called patent medicines and
recommend it to their patients.
Peruna occupies unique position in
medical science. 1t is the only internal
systemic catarrh remedy known to the
medical profession to-day. Catarrh, as
every one will admit. is the cause of one
half the diseases which afiiict mankind
Catarrh and catarrhal diseases afflict one
half of the people OF the United States.
#. II. Brand. M. D.. of Mokena. ILL.,.
uses Peruna in his practice. The following
case is an example of the success he has
through the use of Peruna for catarrh.
DR.. Brand says: Mrs. c.. age 2S.
had been a sufferer from catarrh for the
past seven years; could not hear plain and
had watery eyes. She came to me alnos,
physical wreck. She had tried the Cope
land cures and various other so-called
specialists. and had derived no benefit
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

L put her on
Peruna and told
her TO come back
in two weeks. The
effects were won
derfuL The cast
down look she had
when / first saw
her had left her
and a smile adorn-
ed her face. She
told me she felt a
different woman.
her hearing was
improved and her
eyes did not trou-
bie her any more
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30
University Graduates In Congress,

There are no less than eighteen
graduates and former students OF the
University of Michigan among tho
members of the Fifty-eighth Congress.
Two of the number. Joseph v. Quarles
and Porter J. McCumber, are senator's
The remaining sixteen are representa-
tives. Senator Quarles of Wisconsin
has been in Congress since 1899, as
has also Senator McCumber of North
Dakota.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30
stee, and Sea Water.

When steel is exposed to the action
of sea water and the weather 1t is
said to corrode at the rate of an inch
IL eighy-two years; an inch of iron
under the same conditions corrodes
in 100 years. When exposed to fresh
water and the weather the periods
are 10 years for steel and $50 years
for iron.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30
Keep Your Eye

On the sunny San Luis valley. for It
is going to be a winner this year. You
will have full Information from time
70 time In these columns.
The Colorado Bureau OF Immigra-
tion. GIG Majestic Building, Denver.
Colorado.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance
Starch 1. taking the place Of all
others.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

This is only one case OF the many
have treated with your valuable mediciue."
F. II. Brand. NJ. ID.
Catarrh may invade any organ of the
body: may destroy any function of the
body. II most commonly attacks the head,
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

Tommy-Pop. what is hero worship?
Tommy's Pop-Hero worship my son,
is the admiration we feel for great peo-
pie until we get to know them inu-
mately.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

DO you believe that there's nothing
new under the SUM-" well. hope my
wife didn't pay that $50 for an old
bonnet"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

TT beats an how good cigar. you can
buy for cen.s Y you buy thsrisht brand.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

Mhht kinu OF firi Is snef On.
fectly willing TO get married In balloon
AT a county fair"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

First Heiress-I3ut you are quite sure
the count loves you? Second IIeiress-Of
course / am. He said II would marry
him he'd let me keep half OF my own
money.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

A smile of satisfaction goes with one of
Baxter's 'Buiihead" scent cigars.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30

from them. She told me she did not want
to spend any more money on medicines
unless could assure her relief.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30
California
$500 One Way
$4,000 Round Trip

h n d fare IS low Frmno o June yo
MAJ to ma ncnaNetr n
t liberals
W b n any F e t-P ulman aeeuas SAINT
fh
o e %o 70 or hos tho vaM themselves IF the
OF P anC Cura the Genera IConyn
HqU[
p. HALL. T. S. F.. Ry N II y
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-04-30
HARp TO eEAR,

HNhV To EENHs
When the back aches
and pains so badly.
can't work. cant rest.
can't sleep. can't eat.
IL is hard to bear.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
A Great Sensa tion.

There was a big sensation in Lees
vile, Ind, when w. II. Brown, of
that place, who was expected to die,
had his life saved by DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. He
writes: II endured insufIerabIe
agonies from asthma, but your New
Discovery gave me immediate relief
and soon thereafter effected a COM
plete cure. Similar cures of con-
sumption, pneumonia, bronchitis aud.
grip are numerous. It's the peerless
remedy for all throat and lung trou-
bles. Price SOC and 81. 90. Guaran-
teed byS 81. scallin, druggist. Trial
BOTTLES free.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Robbed the Grave.

II | Las rt--s NO. - En"#
a startling incident is narrated by
John Oliver, of Philadelphia. as fol-
lows: 81 was in an awful condi-
ton. My skin was almost yellow,
eyes sunken, tongue coated. pain con
tinpally in back and SIDES, noappe-
lite. growing weaker day by day.
Three physicians advised me to use
Electric Bitters to nv great joy the
first bottle made a decided improve
ment. l continued their use for
three weeks and am now a well man.
n know they robbed the grave of
another victim Noone should fail
to try them. Only so cents. guaran-
teed, at S. II. Scallin's drug store.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
All ExMainec Now,

Following is q small boys composi-
ton on man: "A man is different
FROM beasts. His legs are for to
reach from his body to the ground
and to wade in the water. His head
is SO ne can ear a hat or a cap. Hi
eyes are up high SO he can look over
q high fence. and his nose is 50 he
can wear specs when he is a grand
pa. A man has two arms so that his
coat will stay on. His back bone II
forshivers to III up and down on
Found Floating.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
TrlGea a. Irritants.

We are 50 constituted that what is
occurring at the moment interests IS
often out Of all proportion to its i'm
portanee. For example, we are thrown
off our balance by the merest triaes
perhaps which occur today, but which
in a weeks time may have no signifi-
canoe whatever. Obstacles which seem
like mountains when we meet them
dwindle away to molehills when we
get away from them.
Even what seems tragedy at the mo-
ment in the future may be the most
innocent comedy.
Most of us are SO constituted that we
will make almost any sacrifice for pres
ent peace. 1t would seem easier to have
an arm or a leg amputated two years
hence than to lose q finger today! 1t is
human nature to shrink from pain, and
we purchase release at almost any cost.
II we could only train the mind to look
at today's trouble and annoyance from
the standpoint Of the future, it would
be much easier to bear.-Success.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Locked In with a Maniac.

The writer was once closeted with q
patient whom he had no suspicion Of
being mad until the latter got out Of
bed, turned the key of the door and
preferred a mild request to the writer
to have his throat cut, handing him at
the same time an open pocketknife,
which he produced from underneath
his pillow. I objected to the knife as
being too small for the purpose and
begged to be allowed to go for my case
of amputating knives, with which, l
explained, the operation could be per
formed with greater neatness and dis
patch. He unlocked the door at once,
binding me ove to secrecy and urging
me to lose no time in returning. / drove
home, reported the case to the authori-
ties and came back with assistance.
He was secured with great difficulty
and sent to the asylum.-London Tit
Bits.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
pne Notice is Served.

Due notice is hereby served on the
public generally that DeWjtt's Witch
Haze. Salye is the only salve on the
market that is made from the pure,
unauthorized witch hazel. DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve has cured thous-
5ands of cases Of piles that would not
yield to any other treatment, and
this fact has brought out many
worthless countelfeits. Those per-
sons who get the genuine DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve are never disap-
pointed, because 1t cures. L. O..
Gale.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10

son. Spring wraps and spring suits
follow so closely on tie heels of win
ter that they are already on exhibition.
They. too. are palmer and more simple
in design than the winter garments.
The coat here pictured Is me of the
new spring models and is nsSle of a
light weight broadcloth in atlark shade
Of brown, wiA collar and reyers of
white broadcloth and decorated with
white silk. There is a~cape. and the
sleeves are of the full bishop style.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
THE JOKE AS A POWER.
It Is Rapidly Becoming Mightier
Than the PEN.

Men vino fear nothing else shrink
from a joke upon themselves. Soldiers
who do not finch before opposing guns
dread to be made ridiculous. Woe to
the national hero who makes one tri-
fling mistake which may subject him
to clever ~caricature! Els meritorious
career is henceforth Swallowed by one
colored Illustration. A comic paper will
tip the scales of justice, snatch the VIC
tors prize from his extended palm and
rob the orator of choicest laurels. A
brilliant satire will mar the fortunes
Of the greatest statesman, n laugh will
turn the tide of a political convention.
Indeed the joke is fast becoming
mightier than the pen. The orator has
learned its value, and even the clergy
man resorts to it when he desires to
stir the tagging interest of his flock
1t furnishes sufficient Reuse for the
impertinence of children, and in its
name the daily papers deride the high.
est national dignitaries.
What is the meaning of It's steady
growth inpower and what results may
we predict from its humorous tyranny?
Is there a chance that u keen relish
for fun may finally produce n kind of
humorous dyspepsia resulting from
oyerindulgence. unless with epicurean
discrimination we demand quality, not
quantity, and stubbornly refuse to
swallow other than that which should
appease a wholesome, nay cultivated
appetite in jokes?-Caroline Ticknor in
Atlantic.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
a k a Clean Sweep.

There's nothing like doing a thing
thoroughly. OF all the salves you
ever heard Of Bucklen's Arnica Salye
is the best. It sweeps away and
cures burns, sores, bruises, cuts, boils,
ulcers, skin eruptions and piles. It's
only 25c and guaranteed to give
satisfaction by S. Fl. Scallin, drug
gist.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
A Thoughtful Man.

M. NJ. Austin, Of Winchester, Ind.
knew what to do in the hour OF
need His wife had such an unusual
case Of stomach and liver trouble
physicians could not help her. He
thought of and tri ed DIR. Kings New
Life Pills and she got relief at once
and was finally cured. Only 25c at S.
II. scallin's drug store.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
A Ramon. Portrait Painter. opini.,

The famous artist Won Lenbach had
one great dominant principle-that out
Of nature one should grasp and hold
fast but one thing in p%ortraiture, the
head; that this exponent Of the soul
must stand out in undisturbed unity;
that accessories Of whatever kind,
whether dress or form. must distract
and weaken the impression that the
head should produce; that a portrait
to attain Its highest aim and signif:
canoe must look out from a background
Of n~othingness and must be shorn Of
every detail that interferes with this
unity Of purpose.-Cosmopolitan.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Harmony In the Leaves of a Tree.

One of the remarkable characters
tics of a tree is the process of LEAKAGE,
and if We examine the bough upon
which the leaves grow the admiration
Of the scientific agriculturist will be.
come thoroughly aroused owe the per-
feet consistency and artistic skill mani
tested in the arrangement Of each
spray and the exact number of leaves
arranged with the most exquisite art
and regularity. Every group Of leaves
forms merely long lines-some short
and each n different-no two alike,
no two in the same position, yet all SO
perfect and tremendously blended that
there can be no antagonism, no same
ness and all those thousands and thou
sands Of strange and delicate forms
grouped together, neither confused nor
i'll arranged.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
This win Interest Mothers.

Mother Grays' Sweet Powders for
children cure feverishness, bad stom
.ach, teething disorders. break up
colds, move and regulate the bowels
and destroy worms. They never fail
Over 80, 900 testimonials. AT all drug
gists, 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
uorfnsrrEporI1un N
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
1Author Wao-ous In Old Age.

Nuthor VIgo"ous IN Old q
Ernest Legouye, part author OF
"Adrienne Lecouyreur," has complatr
ed his ninety-sixth year and has bean
5forty-eight years member Of the
French academy. He Is still writing.
goes up and down three flights OF
stairs daily and takes his exercise IN
fencing at a sale d'armes." ].
Tho Cars Favorite Dog.
Lotk is the name Of q large grey
hound belonging to the Gar. Tnis
dog accompanied his master on ms
visit to Paris, three years ago, .
shared with him in many Of the hon
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Thelr Faces on Post cards.

In Europe no man seems to be real
" famous unless his features appear
on a pictorial postcard. A Frenchman
who has recently come before the
world has received a letter from a per-
con at Geneva asking for permission
to reproduce his photograph In this
form, and offering 10 per cent Of the
total takings. The offer has not been
closed with, but there r evidently
some celebrities who are less delicate.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Concentrated Wisdom.

The marriage of a young man while
q student in college is an unusual
event. It may be added that 1t is
also an %imprudent, because prema-
ture step. It is Of no use, however.
to tell the boy so-first, because It
will do no good. and second, because
he will find 1t out in due time with
out being told.-Portland (Ore.) Ore
gonian.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Gen. Funston Denies silly Report

NoH' ruISeuH OtHIeS SIIIy NtPUTI
Gen. Funston denies in al Oregon
paper the statement that has obtained
wide currency that his wife came from
the Philippines on a government trans-
port at the public expense disguised
as a private soldier. He says Mrs.
Funston never thought Of committing
such a gross breach of the prophecies,
but crossed the Pacific in company
with other officers wives, without any
disguise whatever.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
sadie.s Gxess.

Teacher-Can any little girl tell me
who was Columbus?
Sadie (franticallyA swapping her fin
gers)-I know.
Tea cher-Well, Sadie7 S
Sadie-Columbus. the gem of the
ocan.--Philadelphia Press.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Literary Hand Me ont.

"An' how did you fare at the house
on the hill?' inquired Wandering Will
lie Of Meandering Mike.
Fine" replied the meanderer. ''The
lady gave me a little of most every
thing you could mention"
"Not hash?'
mo. A pocket dictionary."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
WOMAN AND FASHION
Spring Wraps.

Spring fashions are just at the pres
ent time OF absorbing interest to the
modish world. One thing is noted with
pleasure, there is a certain simplicity
In the new designs that is really re-
freshing after the wonderfully befrilled
and trimmed frocks Of the present sea
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Ro,,, sides Of ouestion.

Knicker-Ihe colleges claim to turn
out the best men In the country.
Bocker--It strikes me it would be
more to the point if they turned out
the worst.-New York Herald.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
An Impression.

""Whnt is you idea Of a popular
songg"
"a popular song" said the man with
a musical ear, lis one that is intolera.
Die if any one is singing except your
Acknowledgment Star.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Embroidered shirt waists.


There r embroidered shirt waists Of
crepe de chine and Of liberty silk. which
areN prepared in patterns. for making
mp. These are suitable for all kinds of
semidress occasions; in fact, as n
better be too plainly than oyerdressed
they will be found to serve for many
functions. These waists are expensive,
possibly more 50 than anything of the
kind in stock in many years, but they
are SO dainty and in such unquestion-5
able taste that they are a very safe
investment. The fronts are unusually
decorated with medallions of lace, or
seem themselves to have once been
near to the lace pillow, for the handi-
work is exceedingly dainty. There are
tiny tassels and suggestions Of fringe
In silk and chenille, which decorate in
an ornate manner.-Chicago News.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
A Matter Of Seasons,

De Style-Was Eve a summer girl?
Gunbusta-Well. not exactly. But
she was very prominent in the fall
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Smart Froeks For Girls.

Light gray nuns yelling frocks are
thought very smart for young girls and
are made in the coat and skirt design,
as we'll as in the regular frock with
lace yoke or collar. The coat and skirt
are trimmed on just the same lines as
when intended for older women and
are trimmed with either plain or
stitched bands Of silk or satin, with
white braid, or have Bands Of black;
and white silk on the skirt and collar
levers and cuffs faced with silk to
match. Tan and dark or light blue veil
ing frocks are also most attractive and
are trimmed with narrow velvet rib
hons, either black or several shades
darker than the material. The skirts
T made with circular f1ounce or In
tucks or plaits, and the waist. always
with blouse effect In front, matches the
skirt-that is. if plated or tucked, the
same effect Is seen in the waist, while
II the skirt is comparatively plain the
waist has yoke or collar of lace out
lined with narrow velvet ribbon.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
Roth nefectfxe.

Sife-You make love like a novice.
He-Then we're both defective. ]
80 III f IA OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES aasa 1itISe aR,fYpsEt tra and
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
GLOVES.

Before you begin spring work ba
sure that you have q good pair Of
gloves.
Leanords' hand sewed, double
welt gloves, fully guaranteed
........ $1.25
Leanord's warranted calf skin
gloves, fire proof, extra we'll
made, all seems reinforced q. 30
We have cheaper gloves if you
want them, but they won't wear
81 long.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10

bottom In front. and~the sleeve is the
faforite bishop sleeve. Bands Of fat
trimming are used for ornamentatton.
SIN. cotton and wooden fabrics are
p-tbscopstructIo ct
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-10
W. WALLIS.

Advice from Countess OF Warwick.
Cooperation and combination
among tho agricultural community
for their own common interest would
produce q prosperous and happy
rural England, said the Countess Of
Warwick, recently. at Birmingham.
England.
Friend Of Strauss In III Luck.
Bernard stlraft, a aged musician
OF San Francisco. a schoolmate and
friend OF Johann Strauss. the world.
ssnaopscomposer Of waltzes, u dying