The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-07-07
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

| The Hessian fly should be taken by the
| forelock. Kansas viii. without doubt
! raise wheat again in 1894
Harper is a great club town for wo-
men. The men have rever gotten above
that base level of work
Wheat is not the only thing being
harvested, jurding from the amount OF
| rye gathered in on the Fourth
If there are any new things To say Of
the Fourth, they should be saved for
next year. They are scarce articles.
Life IS as difficult to extiuguish as a gas
flame. A lineman at Arkansas City fell
from the top Of the pole and yet was not
killed.
The El Dorado Republican places the
early settler mark AZ January. 1861. This
discommOdes more than does the Chinese
exclusion law.
The Kaw valley is ungrateful. Governor
Bailey gave up the pleasures of a honey
moon because of its peoples suffering, yet
listen to the little hammers rappiEg-
The Anthony Bulletin remarks on tho
number of farmer boys who have become
ministers. They should not be ceusured;
think how they labored in their youth.
\ Grandnothers' club has been formed
at Harper. The Erandfatbers should in
turn form a ping pong fraternity with q
provision in the rules fer high balls.
The world is growing better ana wiser
and happier declares the FL Dorado
Republican. OF course: the increase i'm
the number OF widows shows that
plainly.
The postohice receipts at Anthony have
Increased ~ per cent in "A year This
much more had 10 be supplied for the
Orient 20 get grab in Uncle Sans
treasury bag.
An advertisement in the Arkansas. CITY
Traveller reads: Accounts of women are
particularly desired by the Citizens state
Bank. Heretofore this has been the
newspapers business.
Out Of 5.S4 marriage licenses issued in
Sumner county only one had the follow
ing words written across its face. Not
used: girl backed out And stHl some
people say the world is growing wiser.
Farmers are the truly neighborIy. Near
kiowa. farmer Went over 10 q neigh
bor's house and helped him harvest: did
you ever see a city man step over 20 his
neighbor's and help him weed his garden
OF dig potatoes?
Last week restaurant man at McPher-
son tried that pont.fcai silver hammer
act on his partner. He commenced tap
ping him on the head. however. while
he was standing alive before him. being
excited as the result u a quarrel
A Angel. reports the Meade Globe. came
into town 90 look Tor harvest hands
When his wife heard him c0ming without
the needed help she gould hardly believe
from The language used that 81 was 4
Angel She said it must De a Devil
The Mcpherson Freeman declares that
IL D. quite the thing 10 have blIsters on
ones hands these days. as a great manv
people are now harvest hands II evi-
IDENTIFY forEets the harvest hands ioanns
IN town. The blisters are not on their
hands
The sheriff - Barber county is crlti-
cised because he haud-cuned "a prisoner
The people OF the Tweatieth century
grass-hopper stripe won't countenance
such weakness. except lu The case n A
street Walker. one q those desperate
female characters.
Ottawa Herald: A man went % one of
the towns soda fountains Saturday and
complained % the mixer that Re never
could get enough for his money AZ the
The dispenser took him az MS
word and mixed hirn up something. II
was just al even Eiassful ~ first The I
thirsty buyer took a straw and went sfter 4
= The glass began % r11 over lie b. 4
gan % draw harder. ard The glass sfin I
ran over The nan WORKED Tor ten min /
uses and gave Il up. TIE glass was stl +
fun when he quit
Anthony Builetia- Up from IRE EARN. I
How many - car Ereatre: ard best 4
men have gone from fhe corn ard zheat 4
feeds % lives x Lsstll1ess7 This Ilttie i
KEN from an exchange is sig1iarzur-
At an imprornTItu class meeting 20 BIZ
bingham. Alabama. tn ether day Co zls
found that ths-e vas 1ot a ulzatsr
present Ehc had lot Il some tine ll afe
beer q pioThcy- TIE Incident rEcritE
made once ~ ze-- GecrEe Stew
zrt- san Jone=' co-we-ke-. once hef1rs
b ctty corErrEaft1u. - f-fe1csd 81 make
z1 Li-strzt ticrl- oeEcT8oizE q harvest sc~-s
s1 a faru- Eas Fl4-s ia fte rIll-
stry then SAID Ee aal uo-1err4 II
.ha- cltv c1-g1essf5o1 w1 u-cr-s-ar1
rs 81 4Ftrst.or bat 7 rad nrf s--1 fhrt
-auv months beg 70 lTarae6 ttat sserg
ran ln ere city worsh zllfng rad he-z
-afset. % a fara sFe may haTe ea1lrt
his o.tse-Tafira before hs-t. while ig.zs-
2 exaggerated. Il e net - reariF Erslx
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louessnes fatToa-zszgly EefeEre1 - -
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