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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11
STORIETTES,

The other day . small ]Dy. aged
four. MAS alternately beating : rug
with Ill his might, and looking up At
the sky with rapt attention. what
are doing, Charles?" hts mother said.
"Oh. I'm Just sending up some dust to
God. 30 he can make some new peo-
Dle!" was the reply.
Henry Labouchere was once asked
what he called the Prince Of Wales
now King Edward when he dined at
Labby. when the soup comes on ad.
dress him % Your Royal Highness.'
The fish often softens the reserve,
and get . little chummier, and often
rs not call him Wales while during
the entrees and Joints get quite "a
miliar, and he becomes Eddie while
he slaps me on the back, and dubs me
'Labby!'"
Once. when the late President Faure
was being escorted through the Paris
Salon by an artist Of note, on the open
ing day, he caught sight Of . picture
that struck him a. safe to criticise.
To his dismay he found that the au-
thor Of the machine" which had ex-
sited his amusement was his worthy
guide. Turning to the mortified
painter, he said: "You know how it
Is: the buyer always runs down the
thing which he has set his heart on.
The fact 10, I want that picture for
the Palais de l'Elysee!" And, as good
a. his word, the president bought the
picture next day.
Two Highlanders, being in Glasgow
tor the first time. we're having = walk
through the city. Turning corner,
they were much surprised to see .
water-cart wetting the street. Not
having seen anything Of the kind be-
fore, Tougal, under mistaken idea,
ran after the cart, and cried to the
driver: "Hey man-hey, man, yer
losin' q yer water!" His fried, an.
noyed at Tougal's want Of knowledge,
ran after him. caught him by the arm,
and said, rather testify: "Tougal, man,
Tougal, dinna be shown yer ignor-
ance. Dyer no see it's to keep the
laddles OF the back o. the cairt?"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

We are approaching the open sea-
son for installing persons for deer,
elk and bears.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

'r4rr Of 1 oa,s' c SssT 2, roI'D0'I...
FRANK j. CHEaxY makes oath that he ID senior
partner Of tho firm OF F. j. CHRNEY Co., d0tna
business in the City Of Toledo, County and Stats
Aforesaid and that said arm viii pay the sum Of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case Of
CATARRH CURE.
n : - -#r FRANK J. CHENEY
sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence
this sth day Of December, A. D. 1896.
2t-~J 35s Il A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public
Halrs Catarrh Cure 10 taken Internally. and acta
directly on the blood and mucous suEfscss OF the
SYetem, Send for testimonials, free.
- Z a 7- F. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, @
Sold BY ali Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

never hear any ono complain
eo1Dsdance Starch" There Il
nor equal Il In quality and guam.
ut3 sunses. 10 cents. Try Il nov
anfs your noeey. Ri.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

RUSS BLEACHING BLUE
enoB in every home. Ask your grocer fol
u ake no substitute. 10c . package
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

han who carefully shuts the
oooAugust will be sure to leave It
Wl0bn in December.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11
Try One Package.

Try One Package.
II Defiance Starch" does not
please you. return 1t to your dealer.
II It does you get one-third more for
the SANE money. It viii give yop
satisfaction. and viii not stick to the
iron.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Nothing equals Kra-Nol for Head
aches, Csc. and 10c. Samples free
Lawrence Drug Co., Des Moines, 10
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

ns! -" Single Binder " straight Sc cigar,
~ No gbrand Of cigars Is SO popular with
-! Sav Ter. He has learned to rely upos,
. 1ss I'm high quality. Lewis Factory,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

It takes more than q frock coat and
high hat to make statesman.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

This Is the season of the year when
q boy takes more delight in stealing
one little understood, green water
melon than in eating two fine, luscious
ones that have been given him.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Hrtunes never come single, es
peel where. twins are concerned. y.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Try mo Just once and am sure
70 come again. Defiance Starch.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

]. fyer may be good natured even
IN II examination. y,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Hay fever doesn't necessarily make
q man q farmer.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Many q 1o-cent dog has been stolen
for its SO collar.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

e don't 81 Tie bigBsst ana
best your ewn fault DsAanoe
stard far sale everywhere and
Tiers positively nstAilg - equal
It inhity az quantity. IS
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

business without being properly incor-
porated, has been found to have been
Incorporated for pecuniary profit. The
officers of the company have declared
their readiness 70 submit to inspection
from bank inspectors according to the
provisions Of section 1889 of the bank
ing law. The company needs no
further Incorporation. s
From the people in the car the cry
went up: IA woman has fallen in a
faint" The conductor paled. "Heav-
ens!" he exclaimed: what will the
company say when they learn she had
room to fall" Then he burst into
tears, for he had a family to keep and
sorely needed his job.
A dentist in Moscow is wonder in
his line. He has invented system by
which false teeth can be made to ad.
here to the gums so firmly that in
three months it 10 difficult to extract
them. This Russian tooth-grafter
hopes in time to be able to rival ma
ture by making artificial grinders that
able. gs v VA n
How is that young man who was
subsisting on q bOrax diet?" In fine
condition" answered the man who
was conducting the food experiments;
"the only danger is that he will spoil
his digestion with Ice water and milk
before his vacation is over, and he
gets back to chemicals" M
Loss Of fortune and loss Of his prac.
tice SO affected DR.. Edward Stanton,
Of Kokomo, Ind, that he became de-
mented. He imagined himself an OK,
and stritted on all tours through the
pasture OF the country farm, with the
cattle, and ate grass. He died sud.
denly while thus occupied, and, with
his mouth and stomach full OF grass.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

To Cure q Cold i'm Ono day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. An
druoriets refund money IL It fails to cure. ESQ.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

FOOT COMFORT Cures Sore,
5Weg and Aching feet. Price 26c.
- 1cCarthy, JEFFERSON, Iowa.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

All the hen 10 not Immortal
It mi truly said that her con
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

An gram Is generally IN old
enIsQuerading In false whiskers.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

y is believing. especially in Z
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

WHEN you BUY BLUEIN0
insist on getting Russ Bleaching Blue. Don't
take . cheap Initiation. All erocers, 100.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

P4M FADELHss DYES color
SilkSl and Cotton at enc Boiling.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11
It is working tho bellows that
makes the organ below.

Don't Suffer. r. z. Foot Comfort will euro Your
sore, tender, sweating. burning feet. and remove
Al odor AK your drugsist or shoe dealer OF
tits better to put on airs than to cut
OF heirs, s9#a
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11
Z. As
g & g SHOES SYssssI. !

I'd can 1ave from - . yearly By
v66riae ". L Douglas $3.50 Of - shoe6,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

does not oure your ECXEMAw VIII refund
you the money. SUEL MEDICINE co Des
AoineD, lows.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Pisdre cannot b too highly spoken Of
% . cure.-L ". O'Briea, s22 Third
NJ is above criticism. not even
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

met Pile Killer Cures Pllss.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Any season Of the year Is planting
time with the undertaken. 5Ss
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Ehe road to prosperity there are
nqrel houses. Il
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11
1 FlFrEEN !. yEARaI
(esse,,rI,ed Z HsalsA.

|sstersd = AsaltA.
u, wife q n. BrunEsl
'esidencs Sill GRAND
lash. says: Tor ~
teen years ! suffered
with terrible pain n
my back. I expert
Snentsd with AoA
tors and medicines
but got little Il any
relief. ! actually b.
lieve the aching n
In my back and
through the groin
became worse. ! Od
not know what Il
was to enjoy :
nights rest and
arose IN the morn.
4 Ing feeling tired and
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

It is easier to make new promise
than to mend broken one.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Don't allow your dazzling prospects
20 blind you. #
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

+ Deaanee etarcA = guaranteed ~
- snA beet Or MONEY refunded. u
mo. 10 esnts. Try Il now.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

A baby's first attempt to walk is q
trial balance. HIS
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot-Eass.
A powder 70 shake into your shoes It rests
A the feet. Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot. Gallons.
Aching. Sweating feet and IngrOwing Nails
Aliens Feot-Ease makes new or tight
Shoes easy. Sold by Ill Druggists and
shoe atores, 2Sc. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. olmsted. L. Roy. N. Y.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Nv. N. Y, pss Moinss, q. No. 37-fsoS
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

Magnet Pile Killer Cures Piles.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

! '1'a u ma C0tt01 II OH0 DOIIlAB,
sohen are proud Of their mis-.
ueeo ashamed Of their virtues.
r,r .vinslow's Soothing DyFap.'
ANN Goethfng, eoftene the gums, reduces in.
s4 Hays pain, curos Win& oellc. &c bottlo,
3 pt to make the dyspeptio
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-09-11

When there's the devil to pay you
can't dodge the collector.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06
REPORTS ON CHOCTAW
RESULT OF INVESTIGATION OF
 EXAMINER.
MT. sedberry Highly Praises to Gov ernor Some oficials of the County for Conduct of
 Their Work.

Partial reports on the work of Assist ant Examiner of Public Accounts George F. Sedberry in the examination of the books of the officials of Choctaw County were made public yesterday.
 The reports made public were on the books of Ex-Tax Collector J. c. Chris tian, Tax Assessor W. J. Sparrow, Cir bate O. F. Mccall and Sheriff A B. Cook.
 MT. Sedberry examined the books of Ex- Tax Assessor J. c. Christian for a peri cd of one year, the tax year of 1900. Af- ter careful examination of MT. Chris tians books the examiner wrote:
 "I am pleased to report that his books and accounts are correct"
 He found that the books of Tax As sessor W. J. Sparrow for the tax years of 1901 and 1902 were practically correct. Some small errors. MT. Sedberry discov- cred, but not such as to make any mate- rial change in results. These errors he re- ported had been corrected and the State had lost nothing.
 The period covered by the examination of the books of Circuit Clerk W. H. Lind say was from July 1. 1899, to December 31, 1902. The examiner highly praised Mir. Lndsay's conduct of his office. The busi- ness affairs he found were all in good condition. All funds had been collected properly and properly paid over.
 MT. Lindsay" the examiner reported "has been unusually diligent in collecting State and Solicitors fees and unusually prompt in remitting the same"
 The examiner further reported that ow- ing to a clerical oversight of MT. Lawson. former Chief Clerk of the Convict De- partment. the State is due MT. Lindsay $3O.3O. This money. the examiner report
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

ed. ought to be paid as 1t was clearly clerical oversight.
 In this connection the Examiner recom- mended that his report be referred to the Convict Department.
 The books of Probate Judge O. D. Mo Call were declared to be in fine condition. The license fee books, the corporation fee books and the land redemptions of Judge Mccall were declared to be correct by the examiner. He declared that Judge Mccall was a very efficient oficer.
 The Examiner had no fault to find with the office of Sheriff A. B. Cook. The Sheriff's books were found correct and well kept
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

has been for many years a good and use- full citizen of Selma and the departure of him and his family will be greatly re- gretted.
 Hon. J. A. Wilkinson, representing Au- tauga County in the lower branch of the Legislature, Is in the city. He Is the guest of his son J. D. Wilkinson
 Miss Rosebud Land, popular young lady of Rome with large number of friends in Selma, spent today with Miss Carrie Wilkins. from the University of Alabama where he graduated with the degree of Bache- Tor of Arts
 Senator E. W. Pettus has returned from the commencement exercises of the University ot Alabama.
 Mrs. James Mcdonald of Stafford is the guest of her sister, Mrs. A. Pegues on Lamar Street.
 Elmar Zarbell of the engineering corps of the Louisville and Nashville. is fin the city.
 Mrs. Keith Gill and family left yester- day for their sumper home on Perdido Bay.
 F. H. Hobbs, Jr., has returned home from the University of Alabama.
 Sam Hobbs has returned home from the Marion Military Institute.
 E. c. Jones of Birmingham Is visiting relatives in the city.
 Jack Brown of Newberne is visiting relatives in Selma.
 Mrs. Walton Dansby of Montgomery is in the city.
 M. Conway of Cincinnati Is at the Ho- tel Albert
 c. R. Bricken of Luverne Is in the city.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

Munyon's Witch Hazel Soap Is truly . blessing to those who are losing their hair and becoming bald. This soap is food and vitalizer i; 1t stimulates and acts as c gentle tonic to the weak and sick roots, and gives them new life and vigor. It promptly removes dandruf, scales, humors and all sores of the scalp. Give this soap fair trial, and if there is particle of life in the roots, this soap will stimulate and invigorate them into new life and healthy growth. Ofcourse, you know that Munyon's . Witch Hazel Soap for the complexion and for the toilet is superior to any high.priced French soap made. It makes the skin soft as velvet and keeps one free from pimples. biotches and most skin eruptions.
 If your blood is out of order, take Mum yon's Blood Cure. It will drive all ip- purities from the system and make good, rich, red blood. ...#a, ,e.
 If your liver is sluggish and you have . sallow complexion, use Munyon's Liver Cure. These two remedies, taken in al- formation, will soon rid the blood and system of all impurities, and give life and yigor to the whole body, and when used in conjunction with the soap. makes the skin glow with youthful freshness.
 SOLD EVERYWHERE.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06
AT CASINO THEATRE.
Robinson Company in "Girofle-
 Girofla."

A large audience heard the Robinson Opera Company sing "Girofe- -Giroha" at the Casino Theatre last night.
 The Robinson Company appeared to good advantage in the opera and the inn pression left by them was favorable.
 The audience of last night was the largest the Pickett's Spring playhouse has yet held and they received with especial favor the strong presentation of the dual role of Girofie and Girofia by Miss Zelda Rotan.
 The bill will be repeated today at matt ness and again tonight, closing the en- gagement of the Robinson Opera Com- pany in Montgomery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06
Tuscaloosa nispensarv.

recent monthly meeting of the Board of Mayor and Aldermen held in the city hall the following report was read by Dis penser J. M. Daniel: City profits for 1903, $2.500: profits since January 1. $l0.096.95; profits for May, $2.127; largest days sale. 3650; smallest days sales, SIS: average days sales. $299.65; total receipts for May
 $7.S1e.35. 4
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06
The Newc of Selma.

three men across the plate and won the game by a score of 8 to 0. In the last Kincey went to first on a pitchers pres ent, and May. Osborne and Creagh fol- lowed with hits, bringing in the winning runs. Both Kincey and Roberts pitched good ball Creagh got four hits out of five times up and his batting was a fea- ture of the game.
 A double header will be played tomor- row. the first game in the morning, at which ladies will be admitted free, and the second in the afternoon.
 Following Is a summary of the score:
 Hits-Selma. 10; Tailadega. 2. Errors Selma, 2; Talladega. f. Stolen bases Allen, Robbins, Howard, Lane, Donahue, Morgan, McAlpne Daniels. Struck out By Kincey. g.; by Roberts, 10. Two base hits-Bingham. Passed balls-Osborne. Bases on balls-Off Kincey, l. Roberts, / Batteries-Kincey and Osborne for Selma; Roberts and Donahue for Talladega. UmpIre-WorreIl. Scorer-TcKinnon.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

The remains of Mrs. Neil Bragaw of Washington, D. C., who died in Asheville. N. C., Wednesday of cancer of the stOm- ach, were buried here yesterday after noon. She was a daughter of Dr. E. J. Driver and sister to George F. Driver,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

Professor Mason of the Smithsonian Insti- tuition says that the most needed achievement of sos Is the discovery of satisfactory method of economizing electricity. Some day he says. in the not distant future the rivers will make all the electricity we want. We shall harness the streams and they will heat every house, run every wheel and light every lamp.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

pr. J. W. shoaff. pastor of the Meth odist Church. is conducting a series of afternoon services in the Sunday School room of the Church, and large congrega- tions go out to each service.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06
Meeting Held to Discuss Ways and
 Means for Obtaining One.

Means for Obtaining One.
 Demopolis, June 6.-(Special.) )-The sec ord quarterly conference for the Demop- oils Methodist Church will be held next Monday night. Rev. J. M. Peavy. the Presiding Elder of this. the Selma Dis trict, will preach morning and night next Sunday.
 The corps of engineers employed by Lewnan Brus. on the river locks are all busy. particularly at lock No. 3. where seven of them are stalking the ground pre- paratory to general work. It Is under stood that four will be permanently lo- cated at each lock, but the chief will make his headquarters in the central of flee in this city.
 The Southern Railway is going to put in a two car spur track for Lewnan Bros. The spur will run along the river bank just east of the Devils run trestle, and will provide an excellent accommo- dation for the unloading of supplies, ma terial. etc.
 Quite q number of the citizens in this city are very enthusiastic over the mat ter of library for Demopolis. As a re- suit of a recent meeting of well known citisens, at the residence of Congress man Taylor to talk over the matter and exchange views on the subject, Library Association was organized and the fol- lowing members elected: President, B. F. Fillmore; Presidents, Mrs. George w. Taylor, and F. G. Stickney: Secre- tary, Miss Parthenia George; Correspond ing Secretary, L. Mayer; Treasurer, Col onel N. c. Winn: Board of Trustees, Ed ward Mckinley, F. c. Stickney, M. Ely. Henry McDaniel. J. B. Merriwether and pr. c, B. Whitfield. No definite action has been decided upon yet.
 
 The Demopolis fire company gave its annual barbecue this week at Winns Grove. and 1t proved to be an occasion of much genuine enjoyment to every one who attended. It was under the direction of c. E. Michael and l.. Kaufman. Af- ter dinner was over speeches being in order, Mayor Ely was called upon and responded in his usual graceful and force- full manner, praising the fire company and promising to do all within his power to aid 1t in its noble work. Hon. E. B. McCarty was also called upon for a short talk, which he gave in a very elo- quent manner, and which was very much appreciated by every one present.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

Work on the new cotton oil and refin- ing mill and ginnery was commenced this week and will be pushed to rapid com pletion.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06
Study Club to Meet.

The Selma Study Club failed to have a quorum at It's called meeting yesterday afternoon at the residence of Mrs. c. w. Hooper on Lauderdale Street and an other meeting was called for next Thurs day afternoon.
 The business to be transacted is the election of a Second Vice President to succeed Miss Frances P. Holley who has resigned. Miss Holley has accepted a professorship of mathematics in St. Mary's College at Dallas. Texas and will not live in Selma after this summer. She is alumni of Wellesley aud has been an enthusiastic and valuable member of the Study Club.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

The annual praise service will be held at the Presbyterian Church next Sunday at D. m. under the auspices of the La- dies Foreign Missionary and Senior and Junior Christian Endeavor Societies of that church.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

Pineapples, 1oc; watermelons, 15c today at Yelverton's Palace Market, No. 1 Court Square. Phone 247.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

Money to Loan on city real estate at legal rate of interest. New York Finance Co. c. E. Cantey, Manager. adv-2t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06
CELEBRATION IN oPELIKA.
Anniversary of the Birth of Jefferson
 Davis Observed.

Opelika. June 5.-(Special.) )-The birth day of Jefferson Davis was celebrated with appropriate exercises here Wednes- day night under the auspices of the Rob- ert E. Lee Chapter United Daughters of the Confectionery. Hon. Reed B. Barnes was the orator of the occasion and high ly eulogized the life and character of the gallant Confederate chieftain. Despite the indictment weather a large crowd turned out
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

Mrs. R. H. Smith and Mrs. F. J. Tuck CT of this place. She had many friends here who regretted to learn of her death.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-06

The Odd Fellows held their annual me- morial exercises at their lodge. room to- night in memory of their deceased mem bere.