Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-05-06
COPYRIGHT, 1908.

audience going arise
neck and kic him oy the and lead him the the
in sections.
And while the Irish preparing put end the crude
race that inhabi
the stage ought be given the Let us
glance hastily the of to-day and cannot find
other characters who ought be removed from the with
club in the interests Of nehaired culture and refinement
Take the stage farmer for instance who tight boots and
akes from side of the the other the
of fine AS general rule the farmer unprecedented by
young whose knowledge of largely
imagination and who doesn't know whether field is both
cred with ctworms bots whether bardess oats ought to
be treated with spngtooh harrow hairtonic The stage
buys ghtningods in Act Of total with city
clothes and stove polish IN his muSace and then Act he at
the attention of the audience by the loud and boiterous
which he sincerely regrets The goes
repairing monly-wrench and up
braing himself bitter THAT scoundrel Fourth of
July shirt bosom has ruined he says tossing the monkey
stage hand standing the wings Ruined he
wpng grease in his whskers in frenzy of emotion and
making signal for the orchestra play something
g Fer forty he says with earaned voice, fer forty
year old string beans
p1owed rebeious did
unreliable lantern and scrmpd and economical and used @
ec and old days when have grandchildren and
fammatory rheumatism be kicked off the old homestead
by dude that 7cent sspenders and perfumer
will mighty hard fer and mother he continues taking out
large red country handkerchief that matches his dialect and
placing several sobs in yes moher into her apron on
Ill have to request her to quit reckon And LII probably
little my coat-seeve myself find have time. O. what
fool let Teller in fancy socks along and pour
lot of hmtcled grammar first and then the other
thing posses! And then, with ruin and 3ocande power
calcium light staring him in the face, he totters off the
But what of the farmer real life? What doth he do when
the pale young with the embroidered handkerchief the
parse settled mustache along and him
lightning rods his house Does he yell for fountain pen and
justice Of the and blank mortgage does he call for
openaced dog by the Of Shep Does the real farmer,
sit right down without generalization and sign the old
farm young with shallow mind and tight does
he take the hgoned lightning by the the
neck and kick him the fence into the township?
the the
stage is the real shman stage
rshml, old maid and the stage old maid with
Cur and yearnng disposition, the real German and
the stage German with dialect that isn't straight.
In fact the offers many deusons Take the bur-
gar who robs pasteboard safe night He tunbes in
through window and begins by Draining old whom he
finds asleep the sofa Then he sdnbles coascue
bores hole in the safe with and inserts
eight counties the members the family rush the and
the burglar caught trying find his The stage bur
gr disgrace the profession and believe the time will
when burglar in the audience will one
and drive him from the stage.
The Irish have started great They going to
boot.
O. Paddy DEAR the that's all the rage?
shooting Irhmen who whskers the stage
cubbn lads with shamrock boards when the they re
for there's cruel law agn wearln hair that's met
eye black and Blue and said where
the cyclone when fondled with you? Il only told an
Joke million bricks They're hangin for
un joke green O. Paddy DEAR and did you
hear breeze? They're sthringn land
women up green COATES The little chlder in their
long and green Napier Tandy and took him by the
hand How the Irish and how do the Irish and
"Ve're that have They're
Hin all the goats they find that bunsides of green