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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16

Granville Why lie permitted mere duK fI'
to take precedence OF MN.
nIIcm. Your Mnjesty," said i1ord S1 lltl'
vile, II can't run like a newsboy.
H Fortunately at Dublin Castle no duke
attempted to take precedence Of the LORD
Prlvy Seal. NJ
Perpery Lords,
n Lord 1lches ter. a proud ana hausni ~ ),
peer, With peppcry temper. was hcld
IN the other day by q humble policeman
for 'scorching" In a motor car.
The noble lord 'sassed's the policeman
and threatened to make an example OF
him, but the policeman wasn't frlgnt-
cned. and called his lordships blun caus--
ne MIN 10 be summoned for violating the
speed ordinance. !.
a Lord Leicester said the policeman WASH 7
properly dressed" and had no right 70
sneak to him demandng th1t the ponce nr,e
d dresa az agngrI III retorted, well my lord
my suit has been paid for.
his II a,lor promptly, SO Ills lordship re-
ported the policeman for ms fn''erl'-
Lord Leicester owns one Of the finest : t
was built In 1900. Excepting the klnG pa,
ace. Holland House Is the only man sion
In London that stands IN park, win
gardens on all sides OF It,
Big Damages,
London juries have little consideration
for CORRESPONDENTS In divorce cases.
II is the custom in England for hus-
bands and wives, suing for divorce or on me g
statutory cause. to ask for damages !
against the person who broke up their
home.
English juries Invariably mulct the CO.
respondent In heavy damages. AWARDS
Of $500 and $4,000 are not uncom,m,o 7,1
while the other day jury broke all d.
vorce court records BY mnlcting DE-.
Lance. the correspondent In 9 suit for 81,
vorce brought by Dimitri Consta ntinidi
the late Stephen Rail. ono OF the richest
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16

on their wedding trip, the young groom
looking as radinntly happy az II he had
not forever renowned title which many
an American millionaire would have paid
his whole fortune for.
To Sell Pope's House
At the end OF next week d house be-
longing to the late Pope Leo will be sold
at auction but strange to say very few
Parisans seem to take very much interest
in It. and IL 1t will be sold It will probably
be bought by the church.
The house came to the Pope through the
last will and testament OF the Marchlon-
ess OF Plessis-Behier who gave to the
Holy Father not only this house, which
Is situated IN most 81 ne'S En-
also a splendid chateau In the southern
part Of France.
Paris Dull.
It Is many years since Paris has been
so dull as this summer the only excite
ment being caused by the foreigners, who
faithfully remn n IN the city even when
the oppressive heat has driven out every
One Of the most conspicuous visitors
this season has been NJ 1vanhof, who
came here surrounded by all the luxurles
becoming Russian prince.
3 Now, however. his body lies unclaimed
at La Morgue and no one seems to care
what becomes Of It.
IA few nights ago NJ. Ivanhofr visited as
usual ono OF the leading clubs OF the city
and sat down to game of rouge ct noir:
He was accompanied by his beautiful
10000 francs he pledged his wife against
his losses. and lost again.
3 He then calmly lita cigarette walked
into the smoking-room and. sent bullet
through his brain.
!. The wife seemed to think 1t quite ma
tural and was evidently very much sur
prtsed when she was not claimed by the
winner.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16
OLD MAN ATTEMPTED
TO KILL HIS TENANT
fsneclal Cable to The Times Dispatch,

Especial Cable to The Tlmes-!D1spatcH,
! 30 . Gopy yMhbe le at3ist Quarter Of
rassv' in Paris. was "ln an emotion as
the Parisians say, few days. ago when
il was known that MI Emile Gium NET
Albert Gusc!ettl, By firing three revolver
Mr. Guilmet is n we'll known character
in the Quarter Latin, where he kept Tue
famous Cafe de Ia Source, the jovlal ren-
devious Of tho Russian and American stu.
dent world, a year ago. ms aresult OF
some speculatons he was unable to pay
his rent, $1,000 and the architect had MIN
Guilmet claimed that this was the cause
of his ruin and wanted to take revenge
on his adversary. There Is / petition 20,
courts to deal lenienty with the old
man, 65
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16

The young Duke Of saSe-Ceoburg and
Albany WHO few days a vspv ess a9Dnara
his nineteenth birthday, Is nfay I9 ~ }s a.
f pres snt ss Student at Inc famous Uniyer-
sty Of Bonn d Germa,ny a ths has taken h4
only very short yaGiattoR 'ns yaas PVT
Tie TILTED States. The picture shows him
"A his dress as a student. cap IN 4-pd,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16
WILL NOT ADMIT
WOMEN TO UNIVERSITY

(spec'a' eav Copyright. 1861 !.
& DUBLIN, August 15,--Dr,. Salmon. the
aaaa T Sssns Is PFoy sa
n1 ,1mS to degrees IN Dublin Uni
Ye rhe Fellows who moved IN the matter
omitted to consult the agea Il p peys ahd
candidates.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16
In London, in s125,-

observation-disclosures In London, in s125,-
OOO. ~,
rni,rh moEcy, but Mrs. Constantinidi.
WON he viii marry, can easily supply
the sum from her fortune without miss
NJ !fIhe nrm OF Rail- Bros. whence this
woman derives her great fortune. IS one
Of the richest and most widesprcading In
the kingdom
ears AGO by four young Greeks, brothers,
from n, the Isle OF Chios. They prospered
Amazingly and lived TO an old age. -
When they died each left about 3.,ut slo w.
bv their sons, who succeeded them.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16
Hollands Queen.

Queen 4Wilhelmina, OF Holland, Is tIav-
cling through her Kingdom not, as mon
arcfs generally travel in a maze of cere-
monies, but simply and inexpensively as
any young woman might.
Everywhere. however, she is received
with the greatest enthusiasm by her peo-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16

No man in Great Britain is more de-
lighted at the success of the recent visit
to ireland BY the, King and Queen than
is given here. and who worked hard to
'hring about the trip. IT knew" said the
Archbishop, "that II the King could only
be brought over here, he would win the
Win his sympathy. laying a solid founda-
ton for a good understanding between
tho two countries.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16

Is one OF the Greatest Heaters OF the Sick on
Earth. Cures ali Diseases or no Charge. cure
all diseases that are known to- tho human race
ness, or afYlict!on may be. and srestore you to
perfect health cure The d1 k;sns,
Liver. Bladder. piles In any form. Vertigo,
ouinsy. Sore Ts7oat Lungs. Dyspepsia lndiEes.
ton, Constipation Rheumatism IN any tSrm,
\ troubles, Sores, Skin Diseases, all Itching Sen.
sationH. la Grippe or Pneumonia; Ulcers. Car.
b,Incles Bolls Cancer. the worst forms. with.
out the use Of knife or ins truments; Eczema,
Pimpes on face and body; Diabetes Of Kidney.;
disease. no matter OF what nature. Medicine
sent to any address BY express. For full par
ticulars send a 2-cent stamp for answer. Branch
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16
HAS MADE HER CAT
THOROUGH VEGETARIAN

Especial Cable to Tho Ttmes-Dispatch.
Copyright, 1909
LONDON; August 15.--Mlss Vernon. a
maiden lady residing Mt Hampstead. has
succeeded In converting Persian cat to
Vegetarian principles.
Vernon has trained the cat SO. thor
oughly that she AYERS he Will now
pass the plumpest mouse with indlftes-
enCe.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16
.LEPROSY SAID TO BE
DUEgTO EATING FISH

fsnecIal Cable to Tho Times-Dlspatch,
NSp0N Copyright 19O3)
LONDON, Aug l6-Memhers OF the
British Medical Association, when Is ~
session at Swansea, are unable 10 agree
IN the subject of leprosy Sir Patrick
Manson and other authorities warmly
dispute the contention OF Jonathan Hutch
dance opposes the belief that leprosy
spreads by any ordinary mode Of conta-
glon,
whole of tho leprosy in the world, The
medical profession, Mr., Hutchinson add
ed should declare It was the most gross
Injustice to imprison lepers for HE,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16

rho above picture shows one of tho
,n = sp en H bridegrooms OF this year,
LORD William Bagot, OF Blithheld:, Ruse-
", who was recently married to Miss IL,
Mav OF Baltimore. The bride is consid-
cred to be one Of the most beautiful
American girls who have married Eng
ljsh men, gIa
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16

sipnor Mnrconi when In this country
Is bysro fncans easy OF access and espe-
cIally when 1T work allows no one to IN
tCrrupt him. Tho accompanying snup-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16
rLroMAnooN1. a. THE WnELEs IS STATION At PoLDHu
q 5nhp5Horl,+ III r,sv,Ew or MELLON

he alowed to Pass tn
as ordI n
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-16
MILES IS
A FAV0RlTE.
Germans Disguised at the
Snub Put Upon Him.
HEROINE OF a ROMANCE
Pretty Girl Of Eighteen Sails With an
Agreement to Marry Before the
Ship Reaches Port Germans
Wish for War.
HEROINE OF a ROMANCE
BY MALCOLM CLARKE.
Especial Gable to The Tlmes-Dlspatch.
Copyright, l9O30

BERLIN, August 15.-General Miles 70
not millionaire. He s not a CRATER.
He knows nothing about pulling wires.
He Is old-fashioncd. He wng Indignant
because his soldiers were poisoned by
erEbalrned beef outJof which mllionalres
made moro millions. He Is out OF date;
he is not a shoddy American.
People in the United States will hardly
believe that tho slight put upon their
Ideutenant-General. retired, Is subject
OF gossip so far away az in Berlin. But
It is true, and the sentences quoted above
re present the sarcasm this Incident In
splreo in the same class OF Germans who
crtticise the Kaiser for his attentions to
member OF the Vanderbilt family They
declare that the snubbing Of General
Miles, military hero In the eyes OF all the
rest OF the world, iy the best argument
needed to provo that the United States
is governed not for the people. by the
people, but "for the CRATER, by the graft
ers." ta E55
This kind OF sentiment is helped along
nv the presence In Berlin and other Ger
man cities Of considerable number OF
descendants or other relatives Of German
Americans who foughtNin the American
Civil War. Their sympathies are natu-
rally With those Of the old soldiers or
their families, so1..e 81 whom were IN reg
iments OF which Miles was an ofticer-and
an officer self-created from tho ranks.
OF course there would BIO much less
said about the Miles incident here but for
the present vehement desire on the part
OF certain editors to present all things
American in the worst possible light. And
what could gave foreigners worse opln-
Ion OF nation than evidence that that
ma lion was studiously forgetful OF Its
| hest ma triOtS 5r+lT55 .lts 5fll.5 '5-
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1903-06-27
Making Monkeys Work.

"Monkeys-wild monkeys-can be
made to work il india" said a mis-.
sicnary. Some little ingenuity is re
quired to start them. bat once they
are got going they peg away like good
fellows.
They are often put to harvesting
the pepper. The natives. aware that
they are watching with n profound
curiosity, gather the pepper and pile
1t up carefully in mounds; then. as
though suddenly revolted, as though
suddenly weary of foolish game, they
go away and leave the pepper.
The monkeys watch all this. 1t
absorbs them. AS soon as evening
comes they begin TO play the new
game themselves. They. too. gather
the pepper carefully. They. too. stack
it up in mounds Then. a: the end.
they. too. as though suddenly tired
and bored. go away.
What is the result? The result is
that the monkeys have harvested tn
pepper. - pb jladelphia Record.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1903-06-27
STABLES OF THE WEALTHY.
Every Convenience and Comfort for
the Horsl ;.

the Horst ;.
A glimpse into the interior CT one OF
the many handsome buildings in New
York set apart Ter lClg.ng All fee ling
horses would delight all lovers of tho
intelligent equine. The total cost of
stables which embody upto-date scien
tific fittings. sanitary flooring, perfect
ventilation. and correct style. varies
from $4,000 10 S150000. Instead Of
wooden flooring CT earth. which is ve.y
injurious TO the animals feet, small
bricks are now used. making a stand
ing place that is easily cleaned, and
insurs' perfect sanitation. The stalls
are massive AMI handsome. t;ie sides
being of teakwocd with a lS'o-incl
dado: the '. cod extends upward about
four feet. c. as high as a hcrsc mig II
be expected to kick under ordinary cir.
cumstarCcs. The cat and water man
gers are en- opposite sides, which is
an advantage. as the animal does not
slcp his dry food the hay is put in q
division of the manGer with wire
screen Owe. IL, so that IL can be got
at easily. while undue waste does not
result. as in the days when it was
placed in rack over the horses head
where it could be pulled down and
troiden under foot.
The doors of the stall are fitted with
ingenious devices which necessitate
the insertion of the finger and tlumL
to open. and the tricky horse is tnus
dnh0rrnI from
going for a stroll without as much as
by your leave" There is a prcfu
sion of racks. with FURNISHED brass
fittings, for interchangeable name
letters. brcoms, shovels and forks. and
telescope suspensory racks to hold
harncsscieaning tables, with drawers
TO hold polish. clamOis and everything
needed to keep things bright and shin.
ing.
The New York millionaire takes as
much pride in his stable as in any of
the principal rooms in his own dwell
ing house. When any new specially
is put CT the market whereby the sta
BILE can be improved or made more cr-
nate lie hastens to test its adequacy
He Is particular about hiring a
stable groom as he would be in engag
ing secretary. and the men he picks
out to care for his animals must be
dilisent. untiring. progressive and in.
telligent. There are at least 50 stables
between West Fifty-eighth and One
Hundred and Twenty-Fifth streets
which are marvels of comfort and con.
venience. On entering any of these
the visitor is struck by the neatnesa
order. and even elegance which per.
wales the place. Plenty of light, fresh
air with no trace of the fumes usually
associated with stables, lofty ceilings,
and animals whose coats shine with
satiny lustre are found in profusion.-
New York Times.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1903-06-27
Net A POPULAR CANDIDATE.
Another Good Story Tcld on the Never
Es,,ind lrisi man.

While the O'Clock train was pull
icg out cf Philadelphia last electio,
day. a dispute arcSe among the pa9
senge-s IS TO who would be elected
Governor. One man stoutly main
tanned that Pattison would be elected
while anotEe: said Pennypacke'
would receive an immense majority
An Irishman on the train offered 81;
on the first named candidate.
You're beth mistaken" said a re
ligious looking man after the discus
sion had gone on for some time. Pat
tison Will not be elected Governor,
neither will Pennypacker."
"Bedad. who will be Governor
tkin?" asked the Celt
THE lord" said the old man. sol
EMMY. He will be Governor OF Penn
sylvaria."
There vas silence for moment. and
then the Celt shouted out:
'Begorry an | bet you So tE:!
He don't carry Pittsburg.'
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1903-06-27
&C MMEHClAL REVIEW.
General Trade Conditions.

Bradstrcc;'s says:
Evidence muliiplieS that the past
week SAW the turning point ior the
better i'll crop. trade and labor matter,
Improvement in these lines. continued
and accelerated by the weather 81 the
past week, has begun = be reflect d
in actual demand al the West am
South. and although cool rainy
weather is still drawback at the East
aany signs OF progress in the right di.
rcction are noticed.
Wheat. including -four exports Tor
the week, aggregate .3.oI7.4I5 bushels.
against 4.IoI.3I7 last week. ,,,Soo.+.,l
this week last year, and 5.52o,S3i II
1901. Wheat exports since July az
gregate 2IS,oSo.5N bushels. against
245.2S5 64o last season and eIo.Si3.5z1
in 1900.
Business failures for the week end
ing June is number los. agains; 1871
last week. III in the like week OF 1902
1888 in 1901. 10y in 1900 ard 100 in 1899
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For n moment the men saw almost
a CLEAN of m!rth on her face. TENS
better. but can't leave him yet awhile
and as I've been intending to marry
him anyway as soon as I'd got in my
annual report, and the postoftice in
spectorI been here. | might as well
have il over now. and then nobody
can say anything about me taking care
OF him'
They stood watching her trim. erect
figure as she crossed the grass. hurry.
ing back to her invalid.
Wall" irawled Jack, ct took some
longe-'n we heI figgereI. but the jobs
done better'n we hoped fer. Miss
Nervy's mitigated all right. ''-Woman's
Home Companion.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1903-06-27
Live Stock.

Chicago. Ill.-Cat,lc.-Gocd to prime
steers. S5.co(d $50; poor 10 medium
S4ooG4S5: stockers and ice ,crs, s, 90
H+75: cows and heiers. 81 Don 80
,anners'. 81 GOA ,oc: bulls. 81 asa l.25
calves. S,.5oM675: Tcxa>-icd steers
s.. 5od $50. Hogs-Rcccipts today. IS.
200 bu; tomorrow. 1900; lett over
$500: mixed and butchers. S7.o5no2o
good to choice. heavy. So.l5M5. 80
rough. heavy. S5.o5G0I5; light. S6.ootd
$50: bulk OF sales. So Iold61 20 Sheep
Receipts. 1900 head: market steady {
strong: good to choice wethcrs. ST.:
500: fair to choice mixed. S325n4.co
native lambs. 81. 5oM6.5o
East Libcrty.-Cattlc steady: choice
s5.4on $50; prime S5I5m535 good
S4S5M5 500. Hogs lower. prime heavy
So. s5CI 20: mediums and heavy York
crs So 5odo.55: light Workers S5Ec'H
SOS: pigs S065Mo.7o: roughS $500"
SIS. Sheep lower: bcs: wcthcrS Sass
H5Io: cullS and common S2ooGd 90:
yearlinss $4,000 500: veal calves SOD
MZ25.
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nay vow.

When ger rich. I'll give with lavish hand
To help the fallen iise IN every land.
ia give To -prrat thu x, 8 ell lar and wide,
In feed aud cloth- tn" poor on every side;
I'll advertise that hav. funds I" spare
In doing good To . h"rs everywhere,
When | gel rich.
When | get rich. Why make so rash VOW?
A voice within me- whispers. even now
Thou art air. adv rich in resource grand
VI ic. that now IAN ciI. r. "a h"lpi"g hand.
A heart that now should beat with love
divine
Give what thou hast, give freely what Is
thine
For thou art rich.
Char Is W. Scarf. In Rams Horn.
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NnneceS sarY.

And Nho is this Mrs. Smith tina,
lives across The street," asked the WISH
Tor.
Oh. | never talk scandal" hastily
remarked her hostess.-New York
Sin
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When ger rich. I'll quit the road for good
And STAY son ent a. home each man
should.
Who has home wherein the faithful wife
through years of lonesome laSor spends
her lite;
I'll give some younger aan my timeworn
grip
And let him take my routine monthly trip,
When ! get rich
When get rich. u; no ne I'll gladly stay
And give my wife some Comfort every day,
I'll smooth away the wrinkles from her face
That time has I'll too soon begun 10 trace;
I'll tighten all her labors. great ami sma
And il she would consent. iii bea.- them nil,
When l get rich.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1903-06-27

The farmers OF India. when fuel is
scarce, COOK an egg without fire. The
egg is placed in sling and whirled
around for about five minutes. until
the heat generated by the motion has
cooked il.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1903-06-27

The tail of fish is his sculling oar.
He moves it first on one side and then
the other. using his fins as balances
10 guide his motion. If the fish is
moving fast and wants TO stop he
straightens out his fins just as the
rover of boat does his oars.
A woman in Paris is said to be the
largest specimen of her sex in the
world. Being unable to enter the
door of a railway carriage, she takes
her train journeys in the luggage van
An infant in Missouri is said to be
the smallest human atom, weighing
only u POUND.
A remarkable sea monster was re-
Gently caught in Port Fairy bay by
some fishermen. II measured nine feet
six inches in length. had tail like
that o. the screw tail shaft. no teeth
a nose like I rhinoceros. a head like
an elephant. two dorsal fins, four side
fins and two steering fins. The skin
was black and very soft. The most
experienced fishermen say the speci-
men is new To them. They cannot
hazard guess as to the species. The
fish has been sent on 10 the Melbourne
..-LSCAil.
In certain Office at an Australian
railway station there may have been
seen i very long list of names of wo-
lnen who have Al various times begged
the booking clerks to let them have
without payment. tickets TO various
places. They have forgotten their
purses. OF lost them. or spent their
last penny on new pair OF gloves
and various reasons. They will call
the very next day and refund the
money without isil. Bat there the
names ana actresses lie, with the
amount o; The borrowed! money writ
, ten opposite.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1903-06-27

J. EDWARD WHITE Attorney
at-Law, Snow Hill. Special attention
to collection Of claims and negotia.
lions Of loans.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1903-06-27

That magic wand which locates
suitable places for wells has turned
up again. This time it is in Germany
that the little hazel twig is being
used with success and much discussed.
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w. G. kERBIN, Attorney at Law,
Snow Hill. Md. Office opposite Court
House.
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Professional Carna.

o. ID. COLLINS, Attorney. al. Law,
Snow Hill. Md. Office in the Court
House.
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+. X. WILSON, Attorney-at-Law,
Snow Hill. Md. Office opposite Court
House square. corner Washington and
Market street.
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C. w. CONVICTION, Attorney
and Counselor at Law. Snow Hill,
Md. Law Office In his residence.
Church and Martin streets.
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QUAINT AND CURIOUS.

The highest speed which matter has
been known to reach is that attained
by the eruption of hydrogen and 9TH
err gases, from the sun. which is at
times several hundred miles a second.
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ROBLEY ID. JONES, Attorney.
at-Law. Snow Hill. Md. Office in
the Court House.
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CALVIN II. TAYLOR, ATTORNEY
and Counsellor at Law, Berlin, Md.