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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03
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4. Sanaerfelt oes gdwsiier-Wmerita-
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orSRaas eNfeeffeflt: Gen |. Breis ers
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Der .Grktli. MaHnerdlor". @hieaao;
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dor. eolulrtbas, g.; Dreis "A, Der
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o.; ben Yreis 5B. Sis oSelpetia"
5oleoo, O.; ben 6. prets Der .eduei-
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IA. Der yWdnner6or". Cincinnati,
o.; preis 7B, ,Mlpent0sii", Canton,
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Ntron, 8.
9ie lid Der preisbertbeilung ana
idlieBenoe MISUNDERSTANDING perIief
b6Ait 9emiitblih uno bilbete einen
tpiiroisen abi4luB bes fb6nen 6eItes.
Stem pbila0elpbia mar bel Dem sSeIte
our6 5errn Sobn Geuber uno @emab-
lin Dertreten.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03

Ea i'd aus oem @sIndfie gehe, ID
bite i'd Nae Gieisnigsn. luelAe Bel mir
im Riiditanse lino. porauipreheu uno
ihre Giiditdnoe id berihti9sn. ba ib
nltine gader bis gum /. Gttober afIe
in Dronung babsn nt,iB, 0a Das Wes
ibdft alsoann In anoere bdnbe iibtr=
gsbt. 0leibseitia bitk i'd aud ale
biejenigsn. bic 2sdnun9en Qegei mid
haben. Oielelben eiil8ursibtn.
2l s. q. 0iHisp.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03

= Ser Ybonograpb unb Die 6pren.
roller iollen in 3uinnft Die portragenoen
profeHoren erieben Wenn bic uni=
neutrality-suspicious. feine gorleiungen
nebr Su balten brauden, bann fonnen
Iie ibre aanae 3eit oeni Gtshenlaljen
BON 9egenidirinen uno Der tbdtlihsn
Ansfiibrune anoerer profeiIoreniuibe
tpiomen.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03

J : BON Brdfioent glebelanb itammt
oas fd6ne Wort: Gin offsntlides Nmt
1T Elm 6ifentliher Bertrauenspolien.
Inter prdIioent Gooieuelt III oas ge-
dnoert lporoen in; Gin 6ffentlibes
4mt III cine prioate gereiberungs-
gele9enbeit."
Sn 8ubl bel Baben=gaben befin.
ben fid 5tuei griioer. Namens Sglia3
uno Soiepb Wittum. Beibe finb nod
riiftia uno gefuno; iie baben in ibrer
Susenb Die 0Ol3ihubmaderei erlernt
uno betreiben iie ieBt nod, troB ibrem
bpben altsr bpn lO2 lIno la Sahren.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03

SIM 8eiheu Der SimmeIspase foIleu mir uns baran
erinnern opB en gebebldber SebeusIauf nnr 6e bon.
itdnoi9en Sleib9spidbt oeS 2ebens mbglitb it, Wers
meioet bos 2noiel ebeniD ipie bas 3uipenis! Satet
Gnd Dor ueberlaoung oes Wtagens, gebet bem 86rper
aber aud on Speiie uno Iranf senua bes @nten.
IBabret Gud} aud por uebermbbung. iopie ppr Wlar.
gel an Ibdti9fe,t unb gelpesung. GprQet fir Elm
siniges Siel1maB. ooer es perben fb St6rungen TN
trnitIiHe B.i@msrbeu fiubgebtn, uie Ropfi9merasl,
Watt9feit. Seratlppfen. Ghminbel gleritopfnna,
Druid IN Der Wta9engrube, acknowledgement 9tieen.
pi4t bic Gefnnobeit eetbrt uno Der Gob uupermeib.
LID. iofern Sbr eem Gbrper nidat ipieber 3n benz
Sleih9emi1t ieiner 2ebenstbdtigfeit oerbeit DaS
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uno Der 1T leit IN alien Mpobefen su nben unb stpar
III Seitolt Der beriibmten ct @ernaro Grdnterpilen
Dele Yilsn. etnft BON Deiien Wt6n6en erfnuben.
baben fH an oielen Ianienben opn 2euten Init aes
ftbrtem 6lei6gtmita ourd5 Sabrbunbere als has Be-
mdbrt mas e nb; aIs baS 6eite Wittel bas BIut ait
rcsuiiren. fur8 bas seitbrte SlehseWibt i'm Rorper
wieberr bersnfteneH.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03

5amilien tDeroen nit ben be}ten
Weinen unb 2iqneuren nesfeben bnrh
MooIpb's GnSgros 9iqusursef6dft am
public Gquare. II.
dir bnben tpieoer einen Worrafb
bon fd6nefl. DoppeIt gepustsm 9imr.
Tips sSamen an 0nnb.
S. g. aaberlne
10 Hem pbilaDeipbia, %.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03

8risfboger nit Nniihten nes
@puribaules, oes Wsitieit=5hu1b
leg, bes, Suscaranas Gipers uno eii.er
ylnfiht bon Neu philadelphia i'm Sabre
l846 In unIerer Office fir elm Gent
per Siiif eoer 5 Stiif fiir S @ts. ii.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03

= Cine iteinerne Gduls, tpelae auf
Dem ssnielden i'm @uttisunt pono bel
@Osnolo. Mlali., Die 6idtte be3eidnet,
an melher Bartholomew @osnolo I'M
Sabre 1902 nit % Wann ldnoete nno
bic erife enaliihe Nieberlaiiung in Neu
England griinbete. III am Sabrestoae
bes 3oOes GosnOlos unter angeme1es
neu Gelflidiellen enthnlt iporben.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03

: 6arrp s. 9eebil, Der Gohn zines
betannten Embellishments in ct.
2ouis. erfhOB feline Satin. aeb. Innie
Sdnarr, nit tpelher er iib Dor etlpa
einem Wonat beinlid perbeiratbet
bate, uno ieBte oann init elmer stpeiten
Gu9el ieinem ei9enen 2eben Elm 3iel.
Was i'm aum Morb uno 5elblfmoro
aetriebeii bat. ideint Elm unael0lfes
Rdtbiel bleiben su foaen.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03

Nm 5amltag finoet Die republis
s0aiihe gountp=@onpsntiDn itatt.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-09-03

J0pH IOUp 1at N felfem Wes
fhdft on Jactorp StraBe in Canal
9Oper iA0n cine ih6ns WuiferauspabI
BON Wintermaaren fir Mdnner= uno
Gnaben-4nsii9e. Snben er fur Die
bisberige Gunoidaft beHens bantt, bit=
tet er uml ipeiteren 3ulpruh. 81
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10
COMMERCE AND LABOR
DEPARTMENT REPORT
Secretary Cortelyou's First Annual
Statement of His Duties and
Important Work.
CORPORATIONS BUREAU
Studies in Nine Fields---Bureau of
Labor to Soon Issue Several
Important Bulletins.

WASHINGTON, Dec. s.-The first annual
labor gives full account of the progress
made in the organization of the depart
ment discusses at considerable length the
work of the various bureaus. complies with
the several provisions of law relating TO
statements of moneys received and dis
bursed, and makes such comments and rec
concentrations in regard to commercial and
industrial affairs as appear to be warranted
by existing conditions.
Following are extracts from Secretary
Cortelyou's report On July 1, 1903, the
personnel of the department comprised 1,2S9
employees in Washington and s,S36 in the
country at large, making a total of 10125.
The appropriations to be expended under
the direction of the department amounted
to 50, zoe, SAT.
The organization of the Bureau Of Manu-
features, the secretary says, has been nee
esasrily postponed in the absence of ade-
quate appropriations. No time has been
lost however, as the work of this bureau
in some respects will resemble certain
phases OF the present duties of the Bureau
OF the Census and the Bureau of Statistics.
Some REIMBURSEMENT of work will be re-
qured to secure the best results from these
branches OF the service, and the plans for
redistribution of duties have not yet been
fully formulated. These plans, however,
Will be ready as soon as Congress shall
have provided the funds with which to or
gan1ze new bureau. Under present condi-
lions any work assigned to Ii could be
carried on only by the detail of clerks from
other branches of the department. and no
clerks are available for that purpose.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10

A dispatch from Colon, confirmed by one
from Washington. says that two companies
of marines from the United States cruiser
Dixie have gone into camp at Empire. on
the railroad line, a short distance from
Panama. The camp is said to be thorough
ly equipped and all precautions from a san
itary standpoint to insure the health of the
marines have been taken. The Washington
dispatch says the scheme, explained
there by naval officials, is precautionary
and sanitary one. and IL the other vessels
now at Panama and Colon remain there
any great length of time and the condition
of the health of the men demands 1t, the
marines from those ships also may be sent
ashore 10 camp temporarily. Pending
rines will be supplied with drinking water
from the Dixie. and If the local supply
proves to be good several additional COM
panies will be ordered to the camp.
All this speaks well for Admiral Glass.
who is commanding the United States
naval forces at the isthmus, and the coun-
try will be pleased to hear that he is look
Ing out IOT the nedltn ana comfort or the
marines. They represent valuable branch
| OF the military-naval service and have done
good work on several occasions, notably in
the early operations against the Spanish i'm
Cuba and during the Boxer troubles In
| China. They have also been very useful al
times in the Philippines. The marine corps
was established in 179S. and for many years
| IL was regarded as a sort of amphibious
| force. because. while subject to the laws
and regulations of the navy. it was liable
at any time to be ordered to land service
| Army and navy officers used to make fun OF
the marines. but since it has been discov-
cred that they stay where they are put and
| fight hard whenever they get chance the,
are highly respected. Not long ago a small
squad of them defied a large force of Co
lombian soldiers at Panama from benint
| improvised breastworks of cotton bales OF
a fiat car and won compliments by thei,
| conduct.
= course, such o force deserves goot
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10
ABOUT PEOPLE AND THINGS.

There is a man who received offer Of the
large salary of 100000 a year. and Incredible
as 1t may seem. refused 1t. This is Harry Bal
lin. the gifted German, who is managing director
of the neutrality-suspicious. line of steamers. The
offer was made to him by the heads OF the
Anglo-American shipping trust, IL he become
director OF that corporation
Possibly the best paid woman in the world is
Nine: Heglon. OF the Paris opera. She Is paid
SO. 600 year. and the second star, Mime Breval.
gets $4,000. The amounts made by lecturers
frequently rival those made by great singers.
Ian Maclaren once made $4,000 in six weeks.
Henry NJ. Stanley did even better and was paid
at the rate of SIP. coo a night.
A new member asked Major Mcdowell, chief
clerk of the House. how he spelled his name.
The major gave the required information and
the new member said: "And do you pronounce
it Mashdcwen?' "of course not. Did you
ever hear OF anything beginning Nc or Mac
Icing pronounced in that way?' ''Oh. yes" was
the reply. There's m-a-c-h-i-n-e-r-y. you
Know
young peasant in village in the Russian
province of Minsk. who was trying to educate
himself, was arrested for being in possession of
book algebra. The justice of the peace
before whom he was brought acquitted him on
the charge of conspiracy made against him by
the police, but warned him not to buy books
which tended to make an Anarchist and in
fidel of him.
Mrs. Leslie M. Shaw, wife of the secretary OF
the treasury, has always been noted for her wit.
1t is said OF her that young man of humorous
bent one day exclaimed in her presence: What
could be dreadful for wife, after mendng
her husbands coat, to find in one of the pockets
love letter from another woman? "Fortu-
rately," said Mrs. Shaw, that could never
happen. The woman would find the letter first
ard then she would not mend the coat"
II would give million dollars to be cured OF
this rheumatism painted Senator Hanna, and
he painfully climbed short fight Of steps. A
reporter overheard the declaration and imme-
diately gave it wide publicity. AS result Sen
ator Hanna began receiving letters. The num-
Der of these communications rapidly and steadily
increased until they aggregated about 200 day
Each suggested some certain and sure cure fol
rheumatism and claimed the 900 reward
The letters from the United States were fol-
lowed by communications from all portions Of
the world, a number being received from the
Philippines
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10

w. B. Yeats. the Irish poet, lectured last month
at the University of Pennsylvania upon Ireland
literary revival. Afterward. in his apartment in
Houston Hail. Mr.. Yeats talked for awhile with
some reporters.
He said, among other things, that America
reminded him of France. He said that the clear
air and the gay sunlight made him imagine him
self in Paris that he often under the
impulse to enter the American shops and ask
the price of things in bad French
My French is very bad he explained. 81
have doubt 1t is as bad the English of a
Frenchman whom I met in Paris once
II had told this Frenciman that young lady
whom both knew Ill. He became sym
pathetic.
'' She is Ill % he said 'Eet is too bad. And
what is mattressT
what is the mattress? said l. oh. I see.
You mean what is the matter?
"'Ah, but objected the Frenchman, is eet
not of re feminine gendaire Eat we speak? -
Kansas CITY Journal.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10

The Congressional library is an Immensely
valuable one. rich in manylines of scientific.
literary and technical research, but it is also
the receptacle for great deal of rubbish
under the copyright law. which requires
copy of every book published in the United
States to be deposited there. This includes
a great number of volumes not worthy or
preservation in any library, though 1t also
embraces many valuable works. Counting
only the good and eliminating the bal the
national library at Washington is one of the
five or six largest in the world. The build
Ing it occupies easily surpasses all others.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10

Senator Germans frantic anxiety for a
senatorial investigation OF the Postoffice
Department viii be rated at about its true
worth by the country. The senator himself
represents the most corrupt political meth
DDS in vogue. and his zeal for honest adj
ministration Is mainly zeal for party adj
vantage. There is every reason to be-
lieve that the recent investigation by gov
eminent officials and inspectors was far
more searching and thorough than any
that would be made by congressional
committee.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10

A titled couple from England who have been
travelling extensively, and who have been in
this city for some weeks. shown the sights
Of Washington the other day The baron and
his wife were both wealthy, and the latter had
been taking a flyer" now and then in stock
market through local broker by the name of
dibbs The couple passed the statue Of Scott.
Never heard of him." said the baroness, to the
horror of the guide. The carriage later passed
the statue Of General Thomas, of whom the
foreigners protested equal Ignorance.
They passed The statues of Rochambeau and
Lafayette. each of which was promptly recog-
nized. Further up Pennsylvania avenue is
Washington circle. where stands the equestrian
statue of the Father of His Country "Ah,'
calculated the baroness, The was a grand man
Do you know" she added, turning to the guide
there only two Americans of whom ever
have known-George Washington and Billy
Hibbs."-New York Tribune.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10
THE BUREAU OF LABOR
AND ITS FUNCTIONS

The department is empowered TO acquire
and diffuse among the people of the United
States useful Information on subjects con-
nected with labor. in the most general and
comprehensive sense of the word, especially
regarding it's relation TO capital such as
the hours of labor and the earnings of la
boring men and womens the means In gen.
eral Of promoting their material. social, in
tellectual and moral condition; the ele-
ments of cost, or approximate cost, Of
products: the comparative cost of living,
and the kind of living: the articles con-
trolled by trusts or other combination of
the effect such trusts or other combinations
have on production and prices; the causes of
and facts relating to all controversies and
disputes arising between employers and
employees.
Capitalists and wage receivers are to be
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10
WILLIAM M. SPRINGER
DESIRED NO MONUMENT
Directed by Will that His Grave
Be Marked by a Plainly In
scribed Stone.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 9.-The will Of the
late Representative William M. Springer,
of Illinois. filed to-day, directs that his re-
mains be inferred at Oak Ridge Cemetery,
near Springfield, ILL.,, and that the grave be
marked by a plain stone bearing this in
scription, under his name:
Member of Congress from Illinois. 1875 to
1895, and Judge United States Court for In
dian Territory. March so. 1895. to Dec. II.
$780,
Mr. Springer expresses the wish that the
remains of his wife be inferred in the same
lot when she dies and that on her tomb
stone beneath her name shall be inscribed
the titles of the books she has written. The
bulk of his property is left to his wife. his
son. Ruter w. Springer, being named as
executor.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10

course. my angel with your large income you
are willing and no doubt anxious to help me
pay them"
she-I? Why, my dear. haven't cent.
'Wha-?''
ION my secand marriage all my money went
to my late husbands relatives"
'Eh? Wha-why didn't you say SOP
You particularly requested me never to men
ton my late husband-in your presence. New
York Weekly
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10

Reporters are hereby cautioned that when
they interview Maxine Elliott they must
understand her to mean quite the opposite
of what she says. Here is one of her recent
statements:
Do you suppose for one moment that a
woman is going TO tell the truth when she
is interviewed? There is nothing in the
world that would induce me to speak the
truth under those circumstances; / should
either refuse to talk, OF, If / did, / would
say something directly opposite to what 1
believed and thought.
Now. must one understand that the above
remarks must be treated according to the
rule therein contained? If so. 1t isn't true.
But she says-well, it's too deep.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10
The Canny Scot.

Andrew Carnegie told several good Scotch
stories the other night. One ran thus:
A Scotchman and an EngIshman went to see
Douglas" and after Norval's great speech. the
Scotchman asked his companion:
What do ye think of your Willie Shakespeare
the noo?'
''wen'' the answer. you have claimed
Chaucer. Milton. Spenser Wordsworth, Byron
and most of the others; I suppose you'll be claim
ing Shakespeare Scotch.
"Weel." said the Scot, yell allow there's q
prima facie case for that; ye'n allow he had in
telect enough
Another told of the theological disputes Of
some shepherds. who could not agree the
characteristics of paradise, until finally one old
fellow said
''Oh, ayT-that's easy-it maun be just like the
hielan's ."-New York Tribune.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10

Tie American people will sustain the ad-
ninistration in its determination to MAIN
tain the independence of the new republic
of Panama against all corners. The po-
sition is necessary to the construction OF
the Panama canal. and that has become
a paramount feature of American policy.
The Independence OF Panama Is an accom-
plished fact as far as the United States
Is concerned. and it will be maintained
against Colombia just as 1t would against
any European power. Colombia's rights in
and over Panama. IL 1t ever had any, are
dead and cannot be revived
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10
Winter.
The valley stream is frozen,

The valley stream is frozen,
The hills are cold and bare.
And the wild white bees of winter
Swarm in the Garkened air.
1 look on the naked forest,
Was ii ever green in June?
Did 1t burn with gold and crimson
In the dim autumnal moon?
/ look on the barren meadow.
Was IL ever heaped with hay?
Did it hide the grassy cottage
Where the skylarks' children lay?
/ look on the desolate garden.
Is it true the rose was there?
And the woodbine's murky blossoms,
And the hyacinth's purple air?
look on my heart and marvel
II love were ever its own
II the spring of promise frightened,
And the summer of passion shone?
Is the stem OF bliss but withered,
And the root survives the blast,
Are the seeds of the future sleeping
Under the leaves OF the past?
All. yes for a thousand Aprils
The frozen germs shall grow.
And the dews Of thousand summers
Wait in the womb of the snow.
-Bayard Tayio
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10

treatment. and Admiral Glass deserves
credit for having ordered them into camp
at a healthy place not far from Panama
1t is gratifying TO hear that the sanitary
arrangements of the camp are good. and IL
they need Improvement it should be or
dered. A change of air will do the ma
rines good, and camping viii be less irk-
some than life on shipboard. The officers
should see also that they have a change of
diet. and that everything reasonable is done
to promote their health. The water supply
should receive special attention, as if there
is any fever in the air it would be most
easily communicated by water. If 1t is In
the least degree contaminated steps should
be taken to purify it, and if necessary the
camp should be supplied with something to
put in the water to kill the animalcules.
We have not great many marines-the en-
tire force numbers only a little over 5000
officers and men-and they should be well
cared for.
OF course, the marines have been ordered
into camp for hygienic and sanitary rea-
sons, but incidentally their presence on the
line Of the railroad. not far from Panama.
may have a good moral effect on the Pana-
maian garrison at that place. and they may
also be useful in case 1T should become nee
essary to use force to keep transit across
the isthmus open. The knowledge that
there are several hundred United States
| marines in camp at Empire may deter the
Colombians from an attempt to raid the
railroad. These suggestions, however. are
altogether incidental. The real reason for
ordering the marines into camp is to i'm
prove their health.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10
A ReaI Gibson Girl.

Mrs. Gibson. the mother of Charles Dana Glib
sen, says that a few days since Dana's little
GIRL aged seven, came over to see her. After
playing contentedy for some time she came up
to her and said:
Grandma, 1 must go home now"
but why soon. dearie?'
''Well. you see. grandma, must look after
papa. He's all alone there. with nobody but his
wife and the baby."-Philadelpha Ledger.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10

Hats off to the nineteen-year-old school
teacher in Sullivan county who refused to
be coerced by her pupils in regard to a
Christmas Treat and who was brutality
ducked by the unruly pupils. She deserves
big bouquet of approval and the young
ruffians who maltreated her should be pun
ished. Any person wishing to thank the
young teacher for her exhibition of nerve
can address Miss Erline Sinclair, Sullivan,
Ind.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-12-10
Revenged on Mankind.

Jupiter. angered at the insoence of his boy
Amphion. laid the youngster across his knee and
vigorously applied one of Hebe's old slippers
"Confound him. muttered Amphion. as he left
the paternal presence. smartng with pain and
rubbing himself. I'm get even for this some
day!''
subsequently, Amphion invented music.
Think of the trouble that will make for sor,e-
bodyl'' he exclaimed, with savage glee Think
of 'Hiawatha. the Stein Song and saving Chi
cago Orchestra.'-Chicago Tribune