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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

. I'D you ever wax wroth?
N It's good thing to do when
/ fellow gets mad.
AZ instead of going OFT some
kyalRNS where to kick dog, or to cuss
tsYsssxrJ the Office boy, Just wax wroth;
Alter waxing wroth little while. you'll
feel all right. and then the next best
thing to do IS to go to Some place Ike
the Commercial or Campbells or Lonrie
Moore's. or Branch Aliens and get
glass of lemonade.
Then you can settle down to the ques.
ton at issue, and decide what Is best
to 1J 90. =. x.d whole ,ot >, wro,b be.
cause we got on a street car to take
ride out to the refreshing shades Of Reser-
voir Park. when It began to rain and we
had had our umbrella misplaced by some
body, who thought we would never again
have need for It. and 1t kept on raining
for hours and hours and We had to stay
on that car until We spent all our money.
and then we had TO get out in our new
suit at $50 and get wet. anyway and
now our suit Is not as largo as 1t was
when we stood Mr.. Burk OFF for It.
But we Just waxed wroth.
1t was with some degree OF pleasure
that we went over and shook hands with
Mister r. l.. Wharton, OF Cleveland as
he stood up against chase Trafleris
ice cream freezer. for when we had a
mint bed in box in our back window. we
used TO use his old Melrose to help season
He says he Just passed through tho
flooded district. and at one place they
had to get on the back of the seats In
tho day coaches and sleep In the upper
berths to keep from getting their feet
wet
Seemed like trip on vessel" he
said
We told him we didn't believe word
Of 1t, and then we both Smiled
folly lot OF Helps lined up In Muir
pby', md n 1tfIo fe1Ioy stnrtpH I'm this
refrain. which was Joined in by crowd:i
CTunc-' Under the Bamboo Tree.D
Down on the avenue stood lad.
OF siuieiy presence. but not half bad
A marked impression once he made
Upon q Zulu from Mata- boO-loo.
AS every evening he would call
To other lads who visit the Hall,
I'm waiting here" It takes some gall,
And then to them he'd sing.
CHORUS:
You give-n-me
And give-a-you
We both Ret-a-j ust-the-same
Well make you this day
A Heptasoph to stay
And no one you'll evor blanc,
For once you are In
You won't want your tin
And no one will happier be,
Tor you'll have chance
To make others dance
And slide down the bamboo tree.
So In his simple HEP way
He wooed the victims every day
BY singing what he had to say
TO these poor zuIus from Matabooloo
One day discouraged, was not to blame,
I He seized upon whats his name"
| And carried him off to the HALL to tame,
| And teach him how to sing.
! The victim struggled to save his "mon.,"
| But all in vain when he heard the fun.
He said a Hep" then he paid.
| Thus did the Zulu from Matabooloo
| And now at evening when near the Hall,
| You'll see this Zulu and hear him call
| With other Helps he beats them all,
You ought to hear him sing.
| It struck US as good thing and we
| give 1t to the Richmond Heps as tip
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
The Charlotte News says:

The Charlotte News says:
The educational gossip is to the effect
that the presidency OF Virginia Univer-
sity will go to Dabney, Yenable or. Al
deiman. Alderman is n native Tar
Heel and the two others have been train
ed in North Carolina. and have caught
the North Carolina spirit, 1t has also
been suggested that II President Ven
able Is elected DR.. C. Alphonso Smith will
be chosen to succeed him, perhaps. the
most distinguished member OF a talented
family.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
ntnnon r,olerrnnh.

NTUCOH I1TeEl UPIT.
Some newspapers are publishing OK
tracts from John Shermnn's speeches
in 1866, showing his views on the suffrage
question More important Is his view OF
the fifteenth amendment. published III
he doubts tho wisdom and expediency OF
this action, and admits that Congress
can do nothing to enforce 1t.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

twelve stars to the national flag. ana two
more (Oklahoma and Indian Ierritofyl
will be added thereto In the course OF u
little time.
Very true. But II France had kept her
hold upon the louisiana territory, us
Development would probably have peen
very meagre, and we may, therefore
conclude that her loss on the transactioh
is by no means so great as would at first
appear.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

The Cluverius case was quoted IN the
decision of the North Carolina Supreme
Court, affirming the sentence OF thirty
years' Imprisonment for Wilcox. The muir
derer OF Fannie Lillian Madison. and that
OF Nell Cropsey, had many features IN
common. Each was the victim OF a pre-
tended lover. Each was killed by drown
Ing, and In each instance the defense
strenuously sought to show that the de.
ceased committed suicide. Cluverius how
ever, had but one trial, Wilcox had two,
and he Jared better on the second than on
the first. BY the first verdict he was
to have been hanged. He is now permitted
to go to the pententiary for thirty years
These two cases. to a large extent. set
forth the law of circumstantial evidence
and win long be quoted as standard au-
thorities.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

The Raleigh Post advances this doc
trine
Politicians of the smaller type, lean,
lank and cadayerous, have had a run OF
the Democratic pasture long enough. It
were time the solid. substantial men OF
the South were clasping hands with Dem
ocrats OF like character In the North
and there are plenty Of them earnestly
appealing to the South for It's support
and a Democratic platform and man
antee N his ability and answering de-
termination to stand upon 1t flatfoot-
ed" will be the result. Tho South can do
this II 1t will.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
FRIDAY. JUNE IL. 1908.

From June LIST the price OF The Times
Dispatch, delivered by carrier within the
corporate limits OF Richmond and Man
chester. is 10 cents per week. or so cents
per calendar month.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
Fans Connected.

Superintendent w, II. Thompson, OF the
J1ire Alarm Department. has connected
the fans n Of f. the City Council Chamber and
thew are now at work. This VIII pc
matter of great comfort to the members
of the Council.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
DISCOVERIES AT JAMESTOWN

The interesting statement IS made that
Colonel Yonge OF the United States army,
has discovered by excavation at James
town easements three feet below the sur
face of the earth. The location OF these
remains and the material used induce the
conclusion that they are Of colonial orr
gin.
The finds at Jamestown have been In
teresting, rather than rich. The colonists
were not over we'll provided with this
worlds goods. and they were under the
necessity Of erecting buildings of light
structure and mostly of timber. all traces
pf which have disappeared in fire and
storm, However. so faithfully have rel
les been preserved OF late years, by the
time of the exposition In 1907 an exhibit,
no doubt, will have been formed, Which
viii attract general attention.
Had the same care always been taken
of relics of jamestown that is now being
taken. we should have g. museum OF
worldwide interest.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
Reports From Banks.

Calls have been issued on all state
ana national banks for their condition Ut
the close of business June 9th.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
The wilson Daily News snys

The Wilson Daily News says
The tragic scenes In North Carolina are
shifting, and the wave of crime Is now
central over Nashville The old negro
preacher who exhorted sinners to repent
believe and be baptized or be sent to Will
son can now threaten the unyielding with
the horrors OF Nashville,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

In the course of debate In the British
House Of Commons the other day, III. II.
Asaui,h, Advanced Liberal, formerly
Home Secretary, declared that tho reason
for the abandonment OF thu grain tax
remained an 'unsolved and inscrutable
mystery" Mr.. Chamberlain had told
tho public that tho tax did not fall on
the consumer. II that was so, It's re-
peal was magnificent display OF In
meant that Great Britain was making a
present to the United States OF tho ST.
1900 which the tax brought In.
Quite SO, 1t Is an old dodge OF the
protectionist to contend that the for
eigner pays the tariff tax. The consumer
pays 1t every time,
Observation-Disclosures
The Oldest collection OF moral Ina8img
known. IL the Presss Papyrua. recently
| has now been, translated by tho famous
French scholar Philippe viycy. The doc
| ument was written about 21lU is. G. The
! FIRST two pages are the product OF pre-.
feet who lived 1900 y. @. The maxims arc,
In substance. what they ara In the east
to-day. and do not differ widely from
those which find general acceptance In
civilized lands.
\ =-==z=s=ss-==Gzs==s=sS
Tho Literary Digest gays Napoleon gold
Ms Slboz5 square miles OF territory. the
annual wheat crop Of which wound pay
The purchase price. ,i6O0.0o. about tween.
lW-aye times. The purchase has gwen
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
A Few Foreign Facts.

The failure Of tho rico crop has pro-
duced n famine in the northeastorn pro
vinces OF Japan. Over 10000 Japanese
are destitute
The breaking OF the engagement OF
Jules Bos and Emma Calve has had the
effect of driving the well-known psyohol-
ogist to a monastery
Senior Sanchez Tocn. Spanish Minister
OF Marine, has n naval scheme In hand
which will cal for an annual expenditure
Of about $5o,OO0,00O for ten years.
President Dlaz. Of Mexico, has inaugu-
rated the work upon the Pantheon. which
Is Intended to be monument to tho IL
lustrious men Of his country.
M. jacques Thibaud. who is considered
one OF Frances grentest violinists. has
just closed u contract for protracted
concert tour in the United States.
The solitaire decoration to the order Of
the Red Eagle granted to ex-Ambassador
Won Holleben Is worth $3.50. When Hol-
leben dies the scarlet bird goes back to
Ills Majesty, but his family may keep the
diamonds.
cutlasses are to be allowed no longer In
the French navy. In ordering those In
the service to be sent ashore the minis
ter of marine explains that naval com
nlanders had advised him that there Is
no need now for these weapons. which
formerly were used for boarding pur-
poses,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
,rba Durhom Herald remarks:

OF course, the best people in com
munity may take no part In lynchngs,
hut IL they were unalterably opposed to
them thore would be fewer occurrences
of the kind.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

The optomistic Wilmington Star says:
Are not the prospects of the Demo-
cratic party for victory in 1904 Just as
good as they were eighteen months be-
fore the elections of 1876. 1884 and 1882? In
those three elections Democratic Pres-
dents were chosen.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Persons leaving the city for the sum
mer should order Tho Times Dispatch
mailed to them. Price, so cents per
month.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Florida Times Union:
Among the laws that are quietly ig-
receive q present from n foreign power,
except by special permission OF Congress sa, T.,
Yet the President Is very apt 10 reter IN IN
Soulful
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Mrs Jetty Green has not announced
what she is going TO do with the t"eive
thousand dollar automobile she poasht
the other day. She surely isn't gong TO
race with It.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Savannah News:
Use good tackle and good bait, and
exercise plenty of patience" IS about
as good advice as tho Democratic party
could have at this juncturc.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Tho New England people are preparing
for "Old Home Week. again. Ihat Is
one of the Yankee customs we would loVe
to see adopted In Virginia.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
With a Comment or Two.

With Cleveland watching the cork, Cor
man doing up Ireland, and Parker hold
ing court, the field is open to Mr.. Bryan
to grind out more good names for the
Democratic nomnation-Times-D dispatch.
But Mr.. Bryan prefers to grind out more
words. at which grinding he is certainly
par excellent Fredericksburg Free
Lance.
Tho Wilson News attempts to explain
some recent events In Its neighborhood
There is an unwritten law OF Justice
and right that appeals to mans emo
lions more strongly than the cold writ
ten technicalities that 30 often defeat
Justice Of its ends. And nght here were
sown the seeds that later gave birth to
violence and mob laE.-Richmond Times
Dispatch.
We desire to inform our esteemed ex-
change that the above editorial quoted
from the News had no reference to the
recent event that happened In our town,
but to recent events that happen almost
daily elsewhere-Wilson News
AS ''the recent event that happened IN
our town" was a lynching. we naturally
supposed that some references to al
lusions" were intended.
Business firms located in the low lying
section Of Richmond find it difficult to
H. ot,N1y wat In %
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Castro should teach some Of his brother
Central American rulers how to turn
the trick.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
vlR aINlA BANKERS ASSOCIATION

7Lynchburg, Va, June 1878. SO Hound
Trip, via Norfolk & Western Railway
For the above occasion the Norfolk and
Western Railway will sell round trip
tickets from Richmond to Lynchbprg at
rate OF IS; on sale June 10th, nth and
18th, with final limit June 20. 1908. For
tickets apply to- ]. p. Wagner, city pas
senger and ticket agent. No SsS East
Main Street; Richmopd Transfer Com-
pany, or w. Steele, ticket agent. Byrd
G. II. BOsLEY.
District Passenger Agent.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Anyhow, Kansas and Missouri haven't
a monopoly Of the wetness. We are get
ting some OF the cloudburst effects In old
Virginia.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

we again offer our congratulations tc
President Castro. He has put down an
other revolution.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Those bare-h headed wise men" who
were following a brass band around inc
city the other day were really wise
enough to step under the shed When ola
Jupiter Pluvius commenced to squeeze
the sponge.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

If Prophet Jefferson doesn't make 1t
this time he might as we'll quit the busi-
ness,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

The bachelor Governor of Kansas IS
bachelor no longer Governor Bailey was
married on the evening Of the 9Th TO
handsome widow.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
Memphis Commercial Appeal:

Memphis Commercial Appeal:
Tho pleasure-seekers rule the world. and
the man who is seeking for some emo,
bling, elevating thought. or idea VIII md
himself sadly, disappointed He may
search increasingly. but his efforts VIII
avail nothing. Literature Is no longer ne
cessary to the better nature OF man. SO
desecrated and dislgured has it been.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

The Hon. Joseph Chamberlain discov-
cred that the English people really have
some opinions Of their own, very de-
cided opinions on the tariff question.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Gree Lance: Talk OF the Richmond scan
dnls has begun to grow less. Well Rich
mond must get up something like st,
Louis if she wishes publicity,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

That scandalous preacher from some
where up In New York did hol se' 'no'-
onghly repentant until the Norfolk police
took him in hand and had the PROOF OF
his rn scalitY Mt hand.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
Personal and General,

Rev william G. Murphy, the newly ap-
pointed vice-rector OF the American Col
lege at Rome, leaves for his duties next
Saturday.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Very ungallant knights be those who
refuse the society OF the women. Shame
upon you, brethren.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

A little more hotel room. and Rich
mond will be the finest convention city
in the South.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

When they go cunning for royalty IN
Seryia they make clean up job OF 1t.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
Remarks About Richmond.

fredericksburg Star: Richmond Is not
TO have a half way investigation into her
municipal affairs. The Investigations are
to cover all departments OF the city gov
ernment as we'll as the Council That is
az It should be. We are not prepared to
believe that affairs are rs bad In our
capital city as has been minated and
tho only way to exonerate the faithful
public servants is a thorough nyestiga-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Newport News Press: Prophet Jeffer,,
son who accurately foretold the 1000
at Richmond, is preparing to wreck ha
reputation as prophet by venturing more
predictions.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

THE MAN
ABOUT
Town
BY
Harry Tucker
DAILY CALENDAR.

1000 b. C.-Rained forty days and nights
1893 "A. DIS history going to repeat u
self?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Saturday.
George Gould has given 5000 to the
food relief fund Of Kansas City.
Major J. E. Burke, the blacksmith,
who was recently declared Mayor of
Burlington by the Vermont Supreme
Court upon recount OF ballots, has be-
gam his reform administration by dis
charging the Chief OF Police and assum-
Ing charge himself
Rev r. ]. Campbell. the distinguished
London clergyman. will make an address
Mt the fremont Temple. Boston, on June
18th, under the auspices OF Greater Bos-
ton Christian Endeavorers.
"A North Carolina paper expresses the
opinion that "the only way to get some
thing said on the race question more
foolish than the utterances of the Rev
DR.. Newell Dwight Hills Is to send for
Rudyard Kfplfng.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
No. 1889.

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Name, a....,....,. '.''
Address. ..,., 's,,ss.sss'sslss
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Montpomerv Advertiser:

NUHtKOnleTy NuVtT tIseF' n. ,..-.
We really do not fear any cataolysnl
or other direful misfortune if Uncle Tom
Cabin Is RELOCATED to the limbo of nonen-
tity. 1t never amounted to much IN the
beginning, and but for the time. subJect
and circumstances 1t would have never
reached second edition. 1t should have
died a-bornin', but 1t isn't too late to let
1t die now
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

Business firms located in the low lying
section Of Richmond find 1t difficult to
keep their heads above water since the
James got It's back up.-Newport News
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

development would probably have been
very meagre, and we may, 'nereiore'
conclude that her loss on the transactioh
is by no means SO great as would at hrst
appear.
====-=-==--------
rhosa hare. headed wise men" who
we're following a brass band around the
city the other day were reaily Wise
enough to step under the shed wheh oiu
Jupiter Pluvius commenced to squeeze
the sponge.
x---=.--=----+ ST
Mrs. Hetty Green has not announced
what she Is going to do with the ."eiVe
thousand dollar automobile she bought
the other day. She surely isn't gong TO
race with 1t.
acknowledgements
That scandalous preacher from some-
where UP In New York did not get thor-
oughly repentant until the Norfolk ponce
took him in hand and had the PROOF OF
his rascalty ut hand.
=-===-==---
The bachelor Governor OF Kansas Is
bachelor no longer. Governor bailey was
married on the evening Of the 9th TO
handsome widow.
=--s--:-----==--
Tho New England people are preparing
for "Old Home Week" again. That Is
one of the Yankee customs we would love
to see adopted in Virginia.
.--.--.-=.---==:=--=-=-=-
ANYHOW. Kansas and Missouri haven't
a monopoly Of the wetness. We are get
ting some OF the cloudburst effects In old
Virginia.
=-:---===-------
The Hon. Joseph Chamberlain discov-
cred that the English people really have
some opinions OF their own, very de-
clded opinions on the tariff question.
=-==----=-=
A little more hotel room. and Rich
mond will be the finest convention city
in the South.
.-===----===-=
we again offer our congratulations to
President Castro. He has put down an
other revolution.
==-.=.-==---=5
Castro should teach some Of his brother
Central American rulers how to turn
the trick.
If Prophet Jefferson doesn't make 1t
this time he might as we'll quit the busi-
ness.
===-----==-==
Very ungallant knights be those who
refuse the society Of the women. Shame
upon you. brethren.
==-====-=---
When they go cunning for royalty In
Servia they make q clean up job OF It,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

That is case OF numbering fact to
make a passable joke.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

I'd you ever wax wroth?
It's good thing to do when a
fellow gets mad.
Instead of going off some
where to kick dog, or to cuss
the Office boy, lust wax wroth.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

George Gould has given $1,000 to the
flood relief fund of Kansas City
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
Booths Death.

It struck us as a good thing and we
give It to the Richmond Helps as tip.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12

SO In his simple HEP way
He wooed the victims every day
BY singing what he had to say
TO these poor Zulus from Matabooloo
One day discouraged, was not to blame,
He seized upon n whats his name.
And carried him off to the HALL to tam
And teach him how to sing
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-12
North Carolina Sentiment.

The Raleigh Post advances this doc