The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-08
ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.


IN one scene in Richard Carver twelve
men have swords cut at one tine. to de-
fend the honor OF the heroine
Somehow there is not so much indignA-
ton against the mother when her baby
cries at churcn a. when IL cries a, the
theatre.
The Minnesota Legislators are wrinsiing
their bulgiEg foreheads over a bin to
make kissing. without first using a germ
killer, a crime.
Speaking OF smart babies. Il Is said OF
a certain girl. brought up on q farm. thar
she did all the milking when six months
old.
When married people see bride. they
get so busy wondering how long her hap
piness Will last that they fail to do jas-
tice 70 her clothes.
An EngliShman recently wrote TO an
Atchison man. and used this term.
"Ogshisi' After a good deal OF study. IL
was discovered that the man meant that
hogs are high
A Missourian went TO the theatre re-
Gently. and the play ended with the hero
Inc In her lovers arms The MisSoursan
was not satisfied. as no squire was called
in to finish it up.
Atchison has introduced Squirrel
poker; when a player makes noise
with his chips. 10 bet. the other players
all disappear, as squirrel at a hole does
when the hunter raises his gun.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Langan play crib
bage every night 90 see who will get IN
and build the IRE in the morning. Dur
Ing the few months they have been mar
ried. Mr.. Lansdon has never lost a
game. His wife knows he cheats but she
can't catch him.
II girl hasn't enough OF IL. the opinion
seems To be that she is privileged In
wearing her hair rough
An Atchison man Is so thin that when
be eats oysters they show up like but
tons on his coat.
When every other means OF attracting
attention fails. a man can 40 without a
coat in winter
Married men Will sympathize with tho
president. dinner parties. and visitors:
salary too small
a woman. IL she is genuinely econorn-
cal. is a great success in using up things
that are left over
Ii you are over 30. and your friends
say you have no wrinkles. there IL only
,ne conclusion: they lie
When a boy refuses 10 scrub his hands
lean. send him 20 tany pun. and tho
result will be achieved without a strug-
gle.
There is a kind OF man who. at a GER
ain age. is perfectly willing 10 sis around
t,a nd tas hf eafL
,ort him.
II makes no difference how great a man
: a. home. he Is mighty insignificant
when inquiring what car 10 take Ia a
strange town
An Atchison woman who has been mar
led seven weeks finds she has apoioslzed
orfy-seven times 10 her husband IN that
ength OF time.
We knew all about those henrt-to-hcaft
aIks: the school teacher used 10 give
IL one very often sitter 4. when all tho
,ther children had gone home.
We heard a man say Of another man
ecenuy: He doesn't know much This
ray be said OF nearly everyone. IL Ia
surprising how little we all know.
Complaint Is made that an Atehison
chool teacher permits 80 much noise
n the room that she has 20 take pupil
nat doors 20 make herself heard. when
he wants 10 talk with him.
In the bin 10 raise the presidents sal
~ from $4,000 20 $4,000 year. y 10
announced that his bnl Cor mix ~
nonth WIS 80 MIX baths are g0oc for
omely people TO take. Now. DO yoa sup
ose-7
Since the supply Of pretty actresses ~
Exhausted. play writer's should cut out
uch phrases az Cad. but she Is mag
Ifcent"' or Cad. but abe T. bcauiifi4i.''
When applied 70 thin. w1inkied girl.
here n laugh.
An Atchlson mother complained % beg
aughter that her teacher eidnt have
OntroI Of the children why. thsrs
ere ten notify children on the platform
, once" aaid the mother Yes. aud
sere would have been eleven II Sos
adnf been ;hcre." frankly admitted the
ma.
An answer 70 q heart heart question.
Mary. the struggle IL hare. bat yon have
ie uplifting thought that no sTorf 10
win. The SOULS EFFORTS % rise ars /,
ten clogsed - coBnter-lnfueress snG
= Depressing defszsnsss q those sheuI1
. nearest and dearest We beiiess that
,e sample you sent ~sn dye 4 better
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ok's)
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