The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-05-29

5 after a pleasant visit to their pal
!. ents, Mr.. ]. w. Temple and wife.
Mr.. Ben Forester, accompanie
by his best girl, attended church a
Old Harmony in Number SIEVE
: Sunday. He reports a big tim
! and plenty of good dinner.
| Miss Laura May Lancaster re
quests us to return her thank
to "Barleycorn" for the nice com
pliment in regard to the attentive
ness in the telephone service. W.
know Miss Laura to be a mode
Young lady and one of the best OPP
orators. In fact, don't think am
of the telephone girls could be beat
Thanks to the kind editors fol
another special invitation to meet
them at Samburg on the sixth, and
as the darkey said when he got on
the train, "Ill be dar," and want
to meet all the cousins. Come on,
Blldad the Shuhite and let's vote on
the tent IN preference to the hotel.
Messrs. Wade Wyley, Nully
Pleasant, Herman, Joe Temple and
Pink Bennett gathered up few of
their belongings and left Monday
for a weeks stay at the lake.
Guess some of those old bachelors
think if they can't captivate some
pretty girl they can catch few
fish to pass off those long summer
days. Say, gentlemen; what about
the mosquitoes at Sambug?
We were in hopes that Chubby
Evans, of Crystal, would bring his
family and some of those large
chickens and join us at Samburg
on the sixth, but while at Crystal
Sunday we we're informed that in
stead of the big chickens he thought
he would have they turned out to
be young buzzards. Woe unto the
prankers and providers. But come
on, Chubby, and explain matters to
us direct.
Yes, "Sylvan," l meant the NOM
de-plume and O, we will all certain
ly loom up at Samburg with our
badges on Just listen, imagine
l hear "Barleycorn laughing now,
saying, Il outshine them all be-
cause my badge will have to be so
much longer to inscribe my name
on" but hold on, John, the kind
editors will make ours as lengthy
as yours and stamp pretty flowers
at either end and they will show up
much better than "John Barley
corn"
Mr.. George Adams and wife and
Mr.. W. S. Jackson and wife attend
ed church at Mt, Olive Sunday and
listened to a fine sermon on COM
munion delivered by that noted |
preacher, Rev. T. F. Moore, and !
we certainly enjoyed the talk made
by that grand and good minister,
Dr. c. P. Glover. and after the serv-
ices, in company with Mr.. Alex
Glover and wife, we all enjoyed the
hospitality of Mr.. and Mrs. Thea
Terrell, and what George Adams
did to that good dinner was a plen-
ty.
One dav recently gentlemen was
travelling through the county near
Pleasant Hill, and as he came near
IN old dilapidated vacant house he
heard a terrible noise that some
what frightened him. He said he
Gould not realize whether he was in
he Philippines or in the swamps of
where panthers and n.y.
enas squall and the lions roar,
so he alighted and walked near
to peep in at the USE to-be
windows, and 10 and behold what
DO you suppose that great noise
was? Barleycorn practicing his
great lecture he intended to deliver
at Samburg on the sixth. Be
careful, John, that you don't fright
en- the ladies so bad that they will
jump IN the great lake.
Gypsy.
Marriage Licenses.
H. L. Thompson and Miss Vera
Thompson.
W. R. Wray and Ethleen Griffin.
Everything good to eat at all
times at Dahnkes.