Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-09-09

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A base hit in time may save the
nine.
The spring poet gives US that tired
feeling.
How willingly the world imposes on
an Easy Markl
Even q policeman can't preserve
order Ia alcohol.
An old bachelor invariably speaks
of q baby as cit"
The proprietor of q comic paper
lives by his wits.
Doing nothing for others is the I'M
doing Of ones self.
The iron will Of the average man lie
nothing but big iron.
Plug chewing tobacco does not help
the looks of bad teeth.
The last thing q man wants in a wife
is ''social requirements"
The birds a feather that flock to-
Rether must be Jail birds.
It's a lucky coin that doesn't turn
tail when you call heads.
Modesty gets awful reckless after it
has been married q while.
The mar who rides a hobby is apt to
deride that of his neigAbor.
A miss is as good as a mile, unless
you have a time allowance.
It isn't necessary for a trolley a to
have a musical conductor.
One of the laws of gravity is never
to laugh at your own jokes.
People who marry at their leisure
sometimes repent in haste.
Not to be mentioned in the same
breath-0.io ions and cschous.
A woman's most pleasant refiee-
tions come from her mirror.
The rolling stone sees it's finish
when it strikes the up grade.
It's more blessed to give a knockout
blow than it is to receive one.
A woman had as lief handle q taran-
tula as an unopened telegram.
In our mind a fat horse is always
associated with agood farmer.
A lame excuse is sometimes the re-
suit of having ones leg pulled.
In order to acquire wealth the den
tist must keep plugging away.
What can't be cured must be en-
dured, wen the cigarette habit.
Some people are too easily discour'
aged by the good luck of others.
A woman likes to argue because II
is good exercise for the tongue.
A widows GOODNESS is like an ice
cream freezer that won't freeze.
As a rule, the man who fuses mos
about taxes is most able to pay.
The office that seeks the mar is al
ways the n that no mar wants.
It is sometimes possible to put up a
good front without much backing.
A mau's umbrella lie safe until Il
rains, and then some one steals it.
What has become of the old fash
Toned man who wore cloth g~aitersP
The man with a bad temper ism
any more amiable when be loses it.
Wise is the man who is prepared foI
his opportunities when they come.
1t is impossible to please the woman
who doesn't know what she wants.
The best dressed woman in churcl
doesn't care how long the service Is.
From the ~epicure's point Of view
fine feathers do not make fine birds.
DON'T you hate to meet a man WHIT
always insists upon shaking hands?
When a burglar makes a clear
sweep be leaves little to be desired.
A woman invariably has more lis
tehing than speaking acquaintances
Perhaps the summer girl steels he.
heart to prevent it from being stolen
When a man does a fool thing h'
thinks it's smart, or he wouldn't do 1t
The woman who knows when not e
blush has a genius for being attractive
It is born in a woman to boast o
her love AFFAIRS, and in a man to deny
his.
When an individual minds his owl
business be is me kind Of a monopo'
list.
As a rule, when a mar has phenom.
email nerve, there is nothing else t.
him.
You are a fool; If you don't know
it, the fact is strong evidence agains
you.
Excessive politeness is sometimes
more aggravating than positive rude
ness.
Many a man who has q butler cam
pronounce the dishes on the bill o
fare.
The average love match soon flick.
ers out unless there is some money t
burr.
The red hair Of parents is visited
even unto the third and fourth gener.
alton.
The are certain women for whom