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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

The vocal bouquets Elijah
throws at his audience have a very
skunk-like odor.
The milkman who sends his cans
to the we'll to be replenished will
sooner or later meet his waterloo.
The people of ST. Louis can tell
by their drinking water when the
packing houses in Chicago shut
down.
The price of sausage in Chicago
has been advanced two cents
pound. The dog catchers must be
on a strike.
Thieves at Ottumwa, Iowa, broke
into the morgue and stole the cork
leg from corpse. Now wouldn't
that cork you.
A motive that prompts a railroad
company to issue free passes to
members of Congress is as trans
parent as glass.
The game laws of our various
states offer no protection to the
sucker; he is the legitimate prey
the whole year round.
Many reasons have been ad-
vanced why Tammany won in New
York, but the chief reason is be.
cause their candidate received the
most votes.
The easiest way to change some
mems political opinion is to invite
them into a saloon to have drink,
pay for it with a $40 note and
then hand them the change.
In an up-to-date sanitary bar
Der shop in New York the men
who WELD the razors are not al
lowed to speak to customers and
professional crler is employed who
shouts next through sterilized
megaphone.
Since Carrie Nation has taken
to the footlights, it is said that
she visits a hairdresser twice day
and employs maid. But Carrie
will never be looked upon as a
great actress until she sports an
imported poodle.
A fellow was recently arrested
in st. Paul for stealing dozen
umbrellas and on being asked by
the judge why he stole them, he
replied that he took them in order
to put away something for rainy
day. His honor put him away for
six months.
A writer asks if it is the society
woman or the intellectual woman
that makes the most fools out of
men. When it comes to making
fools out of men mother nature
could give the two types above
mentioned cards and spades and
then beat them with hands down.
John D. Rockefeller says that
he longs to take the lecture plat
form and tell the people what re-
ligion has done for him. I know
any amount Of heathens who will
walk to the mourners' bench and
become converted if John can con. |
vince them that religion is respon-
sible for his great wealth.
A young woman in Ohio who
has sued an old man in that state
for breach of promise has pro-
duced more than bushel of love
letters which the old codger wrote
her. These rich old Mans onobt
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
ghc Yrlsol, tztus~.

PRISON OFFICIALS.
BOARD OF CONTROL.
J. A. MARTIN, Chairman st. Cloud
8. w. LEAVETT, - Litchfeld
o. B. GOULD, WinOna
81. w. WRIGHT, Secretary
RESIDENT OFFICIALS.
HENRY wOLFER, warden
J. 8. GLENNON, Deputy Warden
n. @. COLLIGAN, Asst. Deputy Warden
81. w. DAVIS, Clerk and Accounting Officer
r. M. BORDWELL, Steward
BIZ. MERRILL, Physician
MISS MARY MCKINNEY, Matron
3. j. KENNEDY, Protestant Chaplain
CHARLES CORCORAN, Catholic Chaplain
PRISON AGENT.
j. 2. BARNCARD, st. Paul.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Since Carrie Nation has taken
to the footlights, it is said that
she visits a hairdresser twice a day
and employs maid. But Carrie
will never be looked upon as a
great actress until she sports an
imported poodle.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
HELLO RIA M
f. M.
f.. M.

A man may look as wise as a
tree full of owls and still have bats
in his belfry.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

A fellow was recently arrested
in st. Paul for stealing dozen
umbrellas and on being asked by
the Judge why he stole them, he
replied that he took them in order
to put away something for rainy
day. His honor put him away for
six months.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

The vocal bouquets Elijah
throws at his audience have very
skunk like odor.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

In an up-to-date sanitary bar
Der shop in New York the men
who WELD the razors are not al
lowed to speak to customers and a
professional crler is employed who
shouts "next" through sterilized
megaphone.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

The easiest way to change some
mems political opinion is to invite
them into saloon to have drink,
pay for it with $40 note and
then hand them the change.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
ABOUT OUR FRIENDS.
Personal Mention of Prominent People
How They are and Where They are.

Joe Ludes has returned from a
visit to several Ohio towns.
Mrs. Earl Il. Smith who has been
visiting Mr.. and Mrs Joseph H.
Mills has returned home.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. B. Wade and Miss
Alice Fox, of Mount Morris, were in
the city Monday on short visit.
Mott Wyant, of Anderson, Indiana,
who is contractor for the new glass
house at Randall, is in the city look
ing after his contract.
IF. B. Clayton who has been princi-
pal Of the Evansville schools at Fair
mont has resigned in order TO become
mail carrier
II. d. Carroll of Preston county ex-
poets to move here soon with his fam
lily. He comes here in order to edu-
cate his children.
Newton Dawson, SIS. Dusenberry,
John Overfield and several others
have gone to the mountains to spend
several days hunting. They left on
Monday evening.
i. r. Comstock, Of New York, ar
chitect for the new M. Z. Church, and
S. w. Westenhayer, Of Martinsburg,
contractor for the building, are both
here looking after the work on the
building.
tt. Colebank and Nelson Shaffer,
of Stewartstown, and NJ. e. Robin
son, of Morgantown have returned
from Winchester where they have
been to attend the reunion of the
Riggold and McNeil's Rangers The
two organizations which used to be
scrapplng every time they got to-
gether now have big times together
and everything is lovely.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
R. A. HAYES. Optician.

OUR candy kettles singing merrily
to the tune of the fresh candy; fresh
candy; Gloss Cor. Front & Peasants
SITS.
WHEN Won want to mail picture
any size up to 9xl1 you can get
mailing envelopes at the Acme.
HENRY JEWELL who has a tailor
hop in the Donley Building on
Peasants street invites his costo-
mers to call and look over his sam
ples of fall and winter suits. The
man who gets his order in ahead OF
time will get his suit when he needs
1t.
WE sell groceries and shoes for cash
and deliver them to your home.
G. n. MCINTYRE, 223 Peasants street
MoRGANTowN Bakery opposite
Wallace House has always a good
fresh supply of cookies, cakes, pies
etc. Try them.
AN oyster supper at home is one Of
the incest things imaginable. Call al
the cafe Kaszer and try some OF the
fine oysters they have for sale.
GLOSS best bread "Manna" Vienna
and Whole Wheat. Delivered Il
your homes or to your grocer frest
every day. Drop us line: phone III
or leave your orders. Gloss Cor. From
& Peasants SITS. e
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
The Acme Book Store
The CITY Store. Carlow Building.

WANTED-By the Germania Lite
Insurance Company, district agent
for Morgantown and vicinity. Lib
eral contract Previous experience
in insurance not necessary Apply
with reference to James w. Graves,
Southern Manager, Box 1873, Rich
mond, Va.
WHEN you want remedy that can be
absolutely relied on to do what is claim
ed for it, try Four Fold Linament. 1t
has stood the test for over SO years. A
positive cure for Rheumatism, Swell
lings, Pains in back, Sore Muscles.
Sprains and Bruises. Sold by Reed g
Drug Store. Everywhere 25cts per bot
tie.
DRs. ALLEN & MARTIN-Positively
extract teeth without pain. No bad
effect afterward. Harmless as water.
ONCE opposite Post office.
SEE Chaplin and Warman for fine
hardwood finish. Oak front and in
terror doors carried in stock. Hard
wood flooring a specially, 81 Walnut
street near wharf.
For cut flowers and floral designs
call on w. S. Taylor, Chestnut St,
opposite M. E. church, agent for the
leading Pittsburg florist and Web
ers, of Oakland, Md. Both phones
101.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
GROOM WAS BUSTED.
Had ne, oney and Didn't Come Around.
Bride Refuses to 20 ON With Cere-
mony After Fellow Was Rounded Up.

Darrell Helmick and Miss Nellie
Statteriield, OF Fairmont, were to
have been married. The hour for
the wedding arrived. Tae preacher
and guests were there and the bride
was dressed for the ceremony. But
no groom appeared.
Finally Mr.. Satterfield went after
him. The young man said he had
no money, no clothes and had not
procured license. The father got
the necessary document and took
the young man home with him.
The bride refused to marry him,
She tainted five times during the
trying ordeal, but she had her nerve
and turned the scamp down hard
He lett town. The guests were dis
missed and the presents returned te
the donors. The affair created
much comment in Fairmont.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
Flue Bursted.

Just as Engineer Bud Davis
was starting out with engine No.
S82 and train No. A, the Weston ex-
press, Saturday evening, at I O'Clock,
a fue burstcd in the boiler, saws the
Connellsyille Courier. Fireman II.
A. Baer, who was shoveling coal at
the time, was knocked down on the
gangway, and scalded about the
arms and legs. He was taken to
the Cottage State Hospital, where
he is resting easy. As soon as the
accident happened, Engineer Davis
shut off his engine and stopped the
train. The broken fiue permitted
the water aud steam to escape into
the fire and the fire there was soon
extinguished. Davis got out be
fore the scalding steam struck him.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
REAM'S.
OUR TWO STORES
The Uptown and Downtown Drug
Stores OF Excellence and
Perfection.

Reams is becoming "a household
name. Their two stores, suitable to
the convenience of the uptown and
downtown neighborhoods Of Morgan
town, are proving to be the realization
of the idea of par excellence.
Since the opening Of our exquisite
downtown stand, corner of Walnut
and Main streets, we have found that
we have filled the want of the public
and our place has been much parsed
and admired.
At both our stores We carry out the
ideal of our intentions: Purity in the
quality of our drugs; polite and faith
full service; excellence in stock goods;
exquisite flavors in our soda fountains,
The combination of excellence and
perfection with the constant aim to
please has won for US our constantly
increasing patronage.
1t will afford you genuine pleasure
to drop into our new Main street store.
We study to please the most faetidious
tastes in both our interior furnishings
and superb quality of stock.
The physicians and their clientage
find that our prescription department
| is above the standard of excellence.
Remember that we make specially
OF expert conpounding Of prescrip-
lions, made possible by years of care
full education aud training.
The toilet articles, soaps, perfumes,
and other drugstore accessories at
/ Il 80 nP ba
everything that first class drugstore
should keep.
Bear in mind that both our stores
are open. Drop in the one most con
| Venient to yOu
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
THE UNDERLYING PRINCIPLE

THE UNDERLYING PRINCIPLE
of our business methods is to give
patrons the best possible service.
THE FARMERS s. MERCHANTS BANK
is conducted on a strictly modern
plan. Established 1895, with CAPT.
tai and surplus Of $3.50, 900. 1t has
steadily grown and is now In posi-
tien to handle large as well as small
accounts.
The financial condition of The
Farmers and Merchants Bank is Sc
cure and prosperous.
Farmers & Merchants Bank
Morgantown. Va.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
Got Drunk in Fairmont.

Charles Allen, of Little Falls,
went to Fairmont Saturday and that
night purchased two quarts Of whis-
KEY. One of them was gone by Sun
dav noon but it's effects were with
Allen in power. A copper pulled
him and the fine was SO which was
paid
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
Money for MonOngahela.

In his annual report to the War
Department, Major Gillespie recon-
mends the expenditure OF 100000
on the Monongahela in this state.
This is to be spent on-the river be-
tween this place and Fairmont to
complete the locks and dams and
for other purposes.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27

PLAYING OUT.
COnnellsyille Coke Field is Becoming
Exhausted.

Washington Pa, papers say that
the ConnellsviAe Coke field has seen
its best days and that the closing
down of ovens shows that the coal
is being exhausted. Warrington
county is expected to fill the vacan-
cy. Monongalia will have finger
in the pie also.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
DO Dreams Come True.

In neighboring town a girl lost
her fur collarette at dance, Her
escort dreamed twice that it was
hidden under the corner OF an old
barn. He told his sweetheart and
suggested that they discover if
dreams come true. When the young
man kneeled down and reached un-
der the barn, sure enough his hand
closed on a furry substance. His
place in society is vacant now until
he gets new clothes and the odor
wears off.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
Stockholders Meeting.

A general meeting of the stockholders
of the Morgantown Brick Company will
be held at the Office of the Secretary on
Wednesday, November IL, 1903, at 3
D. m. BY order OF the Board of Diree-
tors. f. M. GRANT, Sec'y,
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27

CALIFORNIA would be fine draw
ing card for Thanksgiving. The
fans would see fine game and they
will be there in force to see it. The
game won't be any walk over for
either side
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27

If it comes from Ream's its good.
SWELL line of hair brushes
at Ream's.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27
neM pleasant CORNER restaurant.

II you want the best meal in town
for % cts go to the New Pleasant
Corner Restaurant. Strictly first
class, good cooking and cleanliness.
All kinds OF game and fish in season.
Ice cream at all times. A good line
of candies, tobacco and cigars. Open
day and night.
GALLAGHER BROS. & FISHER
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27

Your money refunded if not as
Ream says.
For old and young, chest protec-
tors at Reams.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27

FEVER has caused the v M. l. at
Lexington to be closed. Where is
Alex Miller?
ALL kinds of rubber goods at
Ream's.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27

DULCET DELIGHTFUL DAM
TIES.
That's fancifuI and Alternative
title for the toothsome CONNECTIONS to
be had at The Acme any and every
day IL the year. There are candles
plain and candies fancy; candles with
stripes and candies with bars-but
candles sweet pure and wholesome
every time. The price is the only
thing that's wrong--its too low.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27

ALL Bannister shoes So. 90. You
choice of any styles at
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27

choice of any styles at
HIRSCHMAN'S
DON'T HAYS cold feet, buy hot
water bottle at Rams.
LET US make your clothes, special
tailoring system. Hirschmans.
ONLY safe way to keep from
coughs and colds is to wear one of
Ream's chest protectors.
WE want every body to know that
we have added full and complete
stock of comforts and blankets to
our line.
HIRsCHMANs.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-10-27

ALL !
Ream's s.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-03-15

The lace 0f chiffon or net sleeve be-
meath. One Of these fashionable
sleeves in black and red mingled che
Vlot, had three bands from the should
er seam to below the elbow, each pip
a'l with rich red velvet, the bodice
portion of the same material show
ms similar band round the should.
rs and down either side of the slight
y HoHched front, while pointed tabs of
e!e same red velvet trimmed with
black braid tuncd back from a low
cut vest front OF white velvet deli
eatel& embroidered iii conventional
!e5iSn in black silk tabs of stitched
material, forming a basque all round.
Net IS becoming dangerous rival
of the always popular lace. while tuIle
IS receiving more homage than il has
for some time enjoyed. Black tulle
dotted with white and inlet lace form
cd one OF the most attractive toilets
at solree this week, where many
fa5hlonable women wore charming
toilets. One seldom sees an all-black
or an ali-white costume in any gath
erihg Of fashionable people. A mag
niiicent toilet in bright blue silk was
Wonderfully becoming to handsome
woman who had the courage to adorn
her hair with an entire cap of Jewels,
while cloth Of gold slippers enhanced
heH sharely Elizabeth MAY.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-03-15
tiinhlaLlG ers' instii1ct.

II is curious to observe how deeply
rooted some national characteristics
are. Lord IoNat's speech at the ban
quet to the Iowa, Scouts on Saturday
disclosed the fact that the Highland.
ers' tale"t for cattle-!ittln... which had
free PLAY during severai centuries OF
border warfare before Chatham in
vented Highland regiments, is still
strong in their descendants. But
now" said Lord Loyat, instead of
going to the Lowlands for their cattle
they went to South Africa for them,
and he had heard that gentleman in
South Africa had said the Highlanders
were the best cattle thieves he had
ever met" This seems to be the
point which has most stirred the
Imagination of Lord Lovat In the "ad.
mirable services" as the king well
called them in his telegram TO the
gathering of the Highland regiAents.
London News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-03-15
Gossip From the Fashion Center

Paris, March 15.-Gray furs are just
now quite popular, the most highly
favored, perhaps. beins that of the
gray Persian lamb, the eray-bue fox
and the petit girls, coming in fol a con,
siderable share Of admiration, and
these are more ttan usually pretty,
when combined with White velvet, as
saw in enc Of the now pouched Jack
cts This stylish little garment, made
Of pretty girls. displayed small reyers
Of white velvet turning back from
narrow vest Of pa.e green suede,
clasred with silver ornaments
Fer carly spring wear the fiat boa
viii assert itself and this when meant
to accompany tao white zibeline or
the white face cloth dress, will be
made of black ostrich feathers. In
either case the mHff to match will
be a huge affair lined with ermine
or with white velvet.
lie newest sleeve-though | Will
not say that think it the prettiest
is effective in that il gives oppor-
tunify for handsome ornamentation.
Cut to almost fit the top of the arm,
it clings more closely at the elbow
thence widening gradually to near
the hand. where the inside is joined
onto fanciful cuff, while the slashed
outside forms very much stitched
and prettily lined scallop, displaying
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-03-15
tie Said Nothing.

lie was standing on the scaffold
with tie moose hanging loosely about
his recH. A crowd of sturdy and sta!-
Nart Westerners were lounging about
lhe structure.
Y...aFe yen anything to say?' the
doomed man was asked.
Indeed he haint," woman shout
ed, Glowing her way through the
crowd, he'll nave nothin' to say while
I'm around; he he'd nuthin' to say
sence we were married these last
eighteen years, an III be switched eff
he'll hev anything to say now. Ef
there's any sayin' to be did III saw it.
so you mought as we'll go on with the
performance"
The doomed man turned pale, dodg-
ed as though expecting something to
be hurled at him, and went to his
deakn without even 80 much as Q
Whisper.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-03-15
Gowns for "VVhite" S,1nnrne1

This is going t. BE another "Whito,'
summer, and there are more beautiful
models shown in white linen suits al
ready than before
%rcat many are triiniaed with
teaYy lace Some OF the nov Franch
styles SHOW a touch Of !isat blue. in the
way of Straps, French knots OF bits
Of hand embroidery Tie general of-
feet Of tteee gowns is simple. but it
is obtained elahoratelv. The linen of
feringa ale almost emile s-from fine
sheer linen IN the heaviest. coarsest
crash. They will figure largely IN tha
summer girls wardrobe. The heavier
weights are probably the most in de-
mand as yet.
Linen in its natural color is also
TO have tremendous vogue this
summer. Models of gowns made from
this material will be shown later on.
In one suit shown the skirt is made
OF plain sheeting linen, elaborately
strapped and stitched, and with woke
and sleeves trimmed with heavy lace
Another suit is a decidedly new
model in which herring bone and wax
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-03-15

But if you have not the figure for
a slirt-waist. wear TIE half-fitting
dressing saque for which SO many
retty patterns come; and for these
make your aprons in What may be call
ed Mother Hubbard. style. substi-
futtne . 3and for tie yoke and fest
mig oith hatton in the back. TAen
tou may leave off a corset if yon
Looso. an sfill be rreaon .able.
Ru, - aear woman. whatever Yen
se'o whioheyer sty'e ven choose,
Haso II an unalterable rule that the
esr1oents shaH 10 cleea. By using
e4"eH 54e a.'o.ial and making then
.5sa,r.1 plain yap eaa afforl thiss
a-z o#cnte. V earthly love an
~. rnea5 RS thrive and grow. in an
atmosphere f.r ma3od,ra1s feminitY.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-03-15
PRINCESS FERDINAND or BULGARIA..

The Princess Ferdinand the the
her S weeks the Of
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-03-15
NHcil Adam Raised Cain.

The Philadelphia Telegraph some.
what sarcastlcally remarks that Pres
ldent Eliot OF Harvard has been
pleased to class architects, engineers.
electricians and landscape gardeners
as professional men. and their callings
are hereafter to be included among
the learned professions. The Tele-
graph adds that with all due respect
TO President Eliot it can be safelv
averred that architecture was
learned profession thousands of years
before colleges were dreamed of.
No doubt that's true. But. let's see
wasn't landscape gardening the very
drst profession Of all?
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-03-15

Rec ri7y an important part.
Another is a smart little suit of
heavy crash, effectively trimmed with
yak lace. Many of the new linen gowns
are cut walking length.
Another is a simple but charming,
shirt-waist suit piped with pearl but
tons.
Another beautiful gown is made of
heavy, coarse linen trimmed with
washable linen braid in blue and white.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-03-15
Dental lnspectIon In Germany.

The question of engaging special
taft of dentists to examine periodi-
cally the teeth of the children in the
primary schools in Berlin is occupying
.he attention Of the authorities. Den.
al inspection has beeA already intro.
iuced int the schools 1t Gleiwitz. X
taises place cace = yearN