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yellow journalism is likewise below
journalism Post.
Col. Lynch now doubtless considers
himself in the Florence Maybrick class
Houston (Texas) Post.
The people of Missouri asked for a
Senator and the Legislature gave them a
Stone.-Nashyille Daily News.
The author of IAN Coons Look Alike
to Me" has been adjudged a bankrupt
Liabilities, So 1853; assets, a mere song.
Boston Herald.
Gen. Miles seems to be skipping all
the crowned heads in Europe and hitting
the ground only at the highest points
Washington Post.
If Mr.. Quay has too much bad luck
with his omnibus bin he might see what
he could do with a football coach. -Des
Moines Daily Capital.
We are becoming so skeptical of the
yellow prints that We don't even believe
that John ID. Rockefeller has stomach
trouble.--W ashington Post.
Captain Hobson will quit the navy be-
cause of weak eyes. But the man can
see a bullying box Office as far as any,
body.-Denver Republican
Count Boni Castellane has been again
elected to the French Chamber of Dep
uties The Gould millions are potent
e-getters.-LouisvilIe Herald.
4 German remarks that Europe docs
not taxi" the Monroe doctrine seriously"
Well, Europe evidently doesn't take it
loosely, either.-Milwaukee Sentinel
Germany does not find any general dis
position on the part of Europe to adj
wise it to try to smash the Monroe doc
trine regard iess of consequences.-Wa ash
ington Star.
The way the ship yards are getting
busy is evidence that the real interpre-
tation Of the Monroe doctrine is to keep
out of the way of the Yankee guns
Pittsburg Times.
Lemon juice may do to destroy ty-
phoid fever germs in water until some
other scientist rises to tell us what sort
of deadly germs infest lemon juice
Louisville Courier-Journal.
\ Canadian archbishop has spurned
the offer of Mr.. Carnegie to build IL
brary in Montreal. Carnegie may yet
| have u take that money off somewhere
and lose it.-Denverd News
Col Lynchs sentence of death has
| been committed to life i'm prisonment. The
British government will find. however,
| that this win not soften the wrath of
the Irish.-Cleveland Leader.
If jim TiIlman is acquitted, South
Carolina ought to pass law making it a
misdemeanor for an editor to sauuter
about with his hands in his pockets
Memphis COmmercial-Appeal
The United States wants snake
catcher. A condition is that applicants
must be of teetotal habits, as the APP
pointee will he expected to catch real
Baltimore American,
They have commenced to reduce the
sentence Of death imposed upon Col
! Arthur Lynch for treason, and by the
time the violets bloom that gentleman
may he enjoying entire freedom.-Pitts
burg Gazette.
! Captain Richmond Pearson Hobsou
has resigned from the navy because hi,
eyes have given out Still it is probable
that he could see a pair of fresh. pouting
lips if they were close enough to him.
Salt Lake He Nd.
Lieut. Coy. Tillman of South Carolina
who shot down Editor NuEaieS IN mos
dastardly and cowardly manner. ought tt
be hanged. but he will not he, He shoult
I've treated as any common murderer. but
he viii not be.--Des Moines News
Count Toni de Castellane was received
in the French Chamber Of Deputies witt
the regular elusive French congratula
tons. notwithstanding the fact that h
was just as enthusiastically fred out o
that body some months ago; which ugai'
demonstrates that. in France as else
where. nothing succeeds Ike success
indianapolis News.