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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-02-15

burglar with record Of lifetime in prison with
tween his numerous stunts time"
They hate most of all a shreking woman May
the Lord deliver woman who holIers. The
average burglar is parayzed by her He doesn't ex-
actly know what to do Sc he cuts and runs He
doesn't want to shoot 1t is against the etiquette Of
else, excepting in absolute self-defense
Even when men with guns get after you. it is
not according to the highest authorities on 'burgling
good form to shoot. Some burglars do not even so
They only higher thieves having the rela-
ton to the rest of the profession that rst-elass
There is always risk in going armed for anybody.
from the habit of going armed. An armed may
sometimes shoot the wrong party at the wrong time,
and so may armed burglar.
Low down. sneak thieves, who go into houses
are generally armed and they generally shoot on
the whisper of window curtain the squeak of a
mouse But these not real professional burglars.
They are fellows who give the profession hard
And the newspapers don't ever discriminate. ANY
old sneak thief who rustles into house and bungles
family and gets into bloody shootn' scrap is bur
the police who like hgI-soundine title for common
crooks, just who shoots stray suckn'
calf in the backwoods weighs it in for deer and with
the papers who get most of their criminal reports
the police not only naturally prejudiced but they
want to make great horn-blowing and hullabaloo
and record, so they make mammoths minnows
and swans out OF sParrows Let nae put it simply
as can-and then I'll quit on this head The butcher
boy that reads dime novel breaks into en-
carry gun and will shoot the bulldog the watch
man because he has got the notion out of yellow
literature
The Genuine Article.
The genuine article in burglars won't burgfIe q
cheap joint in the first place. the second he is
so well up in the law and in common sense that he
knows that burglary is practically capital offense-
IL citizen shoot fast enough-that used even
10 be capital offense by conviction and that
nell get the worst of it time first or last if he
doesn't run for his life upon discovery. So he runs
and he often gets clear away if he is dead game
sport professional with the experience of scout and
the instinct of general If he's sanguinary QUITO
work chump kind of amateur then he gets
cornered, he's-such bungler, it's this kind of
CHAP that shoots and gets shot when doesn't get
hanged or electrified bringing disgrace upon an hon
orabe profession
Don't wait; scoot,' is therefore the advice of the
professional burglar to all leve-headed burglars who
are caught burglarizing
Don wait; Shoot is the advice of some profess
S1onal thief catcherS to all leve-headed citizens who
discover that their home is being burglarized
shout '' ~
Some of the professional gentlemen who were
asked for advice were reluctant give it.
- oh, l don't want to get mixed up with anything
IKE that, said the veteran former chief Tom
PyrneS OF New york Let the people at headquar-
tiers talk about that. I'm of it,
But as question Of general interest to be an
swered by you as a citizen with than usual ex-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-02-15
HER EXCUSE.

CChicago Post.)
your
yes but we We're just practcing the position for
the waltz
Don't you know that?1
Wen, yes, suppose I do; but I wanted to be
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-02-15

perence Let's put it explicitly. What would you do
if you woke up and found a burglar in your room?'
.Ea, ha hot'' roared the veteran burglar trapper.
7 know that the idea is ludicrous-but. then just
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-02-15
3 ADVICE ABOUT BURGLARS.
You Do If You Discovered One
Behind the Mask in Your Room?

)ULD you shoot If you should
wake up some night and find a
burglar stealing about your
room? Would you shout? Or
would you jump up and run?
And which method, of pro-
cedure'' is recommended by the
wise men who are called the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-02-15
A LITERARY LETTER.

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-02-15

Burglars Hate Shrinking Women.
What do burglars hate most while they are ex-
ercsing their profession? asked my old friend the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-02-15

OFFICERS.
JOHN. F. DRYDEN, PRECEDENT
LESLIE D. WARD, EDGAR B. WARD,
Vice-Fresident I'd V. Pres. and Counsel.
FORREST F. DRYDEN Sd Vice President
EDWARD KANoUsE, T. C. E. BLANCHARD,
Treasurer Supt of Real Estate.
JACOB E WARD, WILBUR S. JOHNSON,
81 Counsel Comptroller.
F..C BLANCHARD, Supervisor Loan Dept.
EDWARD GRAY EDWARD H HAMILL,
Secretary. Medical Director.
VALENTINE RIKER, ROBERT L BURRAGE
Assistant Secretary. Medical Director.
LESLIE P. WARD, FREDERIC A. BOYLE.
Assistant Secretary Cashier.
WILLARD L HAMILTON, JOHN K GORE
Assistant Secretary Actuary.
FREDERICK H JOHNSTON, Associate Actuarv
HENRY oyERGNE, GEORGE. ". MUNSIcK
Supervisor Supervisor.
WIN. PERRY WATSON, Assistant Medical Director.
FREDERICK L. HOFFMAN, Statistician.
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Walk INTO MY PARLoR

Republican
Republicans
Alice has authority call
in ciezen
invitation the
action
quenuy
but
a
everpa hec chooses or Is o
do all
solfccnsutuied and authorized by
the
tract Regular
t meeting would called
nothing
to hinder
hardly choose to part n gathering.
adsabnty meeting
present omphatcay
thinking political
extraordinary
is
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ADDIcKsIsM WRITTEN UP AGAIN

written
of all the
for representation in the
United states Yesterday the Philadelphia Ledger printed full page
entitled The Political As far as it
sticks h is the main writer places has been
his conclusions
Perhaps however could do
statement alliance Massey
representing u ennsyVana railroad win be Indignantly denied by the
friends OF the letter. stated without
". for him
self and certainly would railroad Once the
not the stet reason Tor the belief that he has changed his attitude
The three prohed by
Addcko n
fatthng ntmates
anything him. doubtless
Layton has been Jealous of Aees sudden elevation and is also true that
John HUM bitterly disappointed when the senator's named
ever that he should be nominated and that Layton should continue to serve
familiarity conditions
method which
Of
he saws that in 1898 Mr. Massey hreree votes to Adds in order to de-
There
the higgins and Massey men joined forces for new candidate and brought
them that had voting Addicks Such bold
statement is nexcusable
The writer compliment either
country eweer and the other druggist As matter
OF fact the description fits Senator Alice although there nothing in
that helps to judge of his intelligence and characters but " speak Of SEN
a o
that the writer tell the
who has had rather wide experience affairs
corruption
Delaware We take calling
to
that
o N
Republicans
doubt but they quietly making the assertion heard
anyone asserting openly likely &
/
the Senate eliminate that and then continue
separate party
General Wilson
Salisbury himself
on matters General
usual vigorous languages "Ad-
the Republic
following him. But Adds win be beaten
changed Delaware
probably the statement color
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That Extra Session.
-m the Delaware Pnot.

From the Delaware Pilot.
Who can read OF state Senator
wrighfs proposition for an extra ses-
sion OF the Legislature for the pur-
pose Of appropriatng $4,000 for a
Delaware building and exhibit at the
ST. Louis Exposition. without a broad
grin? So long as no one but Sera-
tor Wright is heading the movemo IT
our States $4,000 will be safe so IL is
only natural for us TO look on the funny
side of the thing. II is so characteris-
tic Of that bumptous statesman, The
absurdity of the arguments are SO
much like what would be expected from
the Seaford Senator. that It strikes us
as funny and we have to laugh. Now
IL some men were Interested in such a
thing Il would be natural to connect Il
with the CRATER but who can look in
the face OF "Charlie" Wright and think
OF grafte And so it Is we can take in
this little spectacle with pleasure
knowing that we are enjoying some
thing in modern politics that is clean
and harmless il silly and absurd.
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PENINSULA PRESS
Something Wrong in Addioks' Camp

Something Wrong in Addieks' Camp.
From the Sussex Republican.
We still hear the inquiry: what is
the matter with the Addicks crowd?"
That something is must be apparent or
we would not hear such inquiries.
Frankly, we wish we could tell the pub
lie just what Is the trouble which is
worrying the faithful but not be az
within the fold we have no inside in
formation and cannot satisfy the Curl
osity that is so general. We do, how
ever have an opinion as to what would
worry the average Addicks follower
more than anything else and that is,
the probability, OF Addicks not being
willing or able TO furnish the money
needfui for the campaign expenses of
the Union Republican organization and
IL may be that it is the very thing
which is worrying the Addicksites. OF
course we know that the Bay State
Gas Company is in the hands of n re-
ceiver and that Addicks' maniI( lation
Of that corporation for money making
purposes is at an end; that If this same
receiver should be able to compel Adf.
dicks and others to make restitution of
The assets Of that corporation, which
the receiver claims have been frad-
. fuIentIy disposed OF, It would so reduCJ
Addick's pile, as to put an end to his
exploitations in Delaware politics. We
do hear that Addicks was owner of
large blocks OF copper stock which is
now quoted at about one-third OF what
It was a few months ago. We do know
that the SUM-. AddiclSs' paper in Will
mington, has ceased TO be a daily and
is now a weekly publication. We do
know that Addicks, who has heretofore
had the support Of two daily papers in
Wilmington, now has the support of
none.
These and other things would be
considered very significant i'm the move
ments of the ordinary individual who
had interested himself in politics, but
whether or not they have any signif-
cance in Addicks case, we are not
ready TO say They may or may not
havel All we know is the fact, ap-
parent to all. that something is wrong
in the Addicls camp. There is a
Quietness which is almost solemn and
consideration of others which is un-
natural and an uneasiness about the
future which is wide spread What
ever may be the cause or the outcome
we hope It will clear our political at
mosphere.
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LEI II co ON.

The impression which several news
papers gave the other day that there
would be a compromise Of the suits in
the filtration contract matter and that
the citizens who appealed to the Chan
cellor are willing TO drop the matter
on the payment of $4,000 to the Sand
Filtration Company and its discontin-
uance OF its suit. is an error. The cit-
zens, we understand, do not propose tc
weakly compromise. AS it was neces-
sary for them to go to the court Il
protect the taxpayers. they propose tC
let the court decide the merits OF the
case. They nre right. They as pri.
vate citizens had TO stand between the
city and its officers; they don't propose
to Withdraw just because there is Z
squeal.
II that contract Is legal. lot US take
our medicine; if II is Illegal let u.
throw It overheard without a qualm
Surely we haven't gene into the bust.
ness Of protecting concerns which seel
TO obtain from US large sums OF money
by methods we fall 70 approve. 1t &.
suggested that the 1ity give $4,000 fol
The plans and then they may b
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very much the result OF the outcome
They assert that the Regulars compose
an insignificant portion Of the Repubn-
can party, too small to do any damage
and that the Democrats are so torn by
internal dissens!ons that they viii offer
no oonsiderab bic obstacle Ito Union Repub-
dcan success. They claim that the peo-
pie Of Delaware are now with them by a
large majority and the next election will
be plain sailing for their candidates. The
people are expected to believe that there
has been complete change Of sentiment
among the voters in the last few years
and tc ignore the corruptng influence Of
money In elections. assembling the victories
OF the Union Republicans TO an honest
reversal Of opinion and not to the use Of
bribery, the real reason This too. in
the face Of the facts well known to all
the people OF THE State and scattered
broadcast throughout the country. that
without immense corruption funds and
the use Of Illegal methods they would
never have stood ghost OF a chance for
success. II these were taken from them
now, they would be buried so deep by
the fee ballots OF the people that they
would never be known again.
lars may DC. it is amusing to witness the
anxiety shown by the Unions TO get them
TO join their forces in the primaries ana
to vote with them ait the election. This
yearnlng for their alliance is at variance
with their words in seeming TO ignore
them and prove the want Of sincerity Of
their statements.
Indeed. the general opinion among well
Informed people ds that the Unionists
are on The wane in this State and that
nesat year will find quite a elimination In
their strength. It is believed that many
who have heretofore been classed with
them VIII be found working against them
next year, and that the better element Of
Republicans viii cast Addiciss and his
methods aside and vote either with the
Regulars or the Democrats. 1t is toe
much to expect that many OF them will
ldo the latter but doubtless the Regu
lars viii gain much Of their present
strength.
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The Evening JOurna

on November 10, is not as ornate
gaudy as have been most recent y
sentations Of musical COMEDY out
is adequate and its very slmphe
has made for its triumph mere
book has the virtue of a capital std
and ludicrous situations, intersperl
with bright lines, abound. Al Lee
who always has had considerable Il
lowing in Wilmington, has added
legion TO the number Of his admirs
by reason Of his capital impersonat
of Professor Dodge. Possessing sd
Of the accuracy of real characteriI
lion. this portrayal nevertheless is !
nlete with little accentric comicalii
ana ingenious devices for Taught
snaking. The Three Rosebuds. cor,
lv even through their absurd maj
IN ably assist Mr.. Leech. who has
advantage OF very good support
company throughout. A word sho
he said concerning the chorus. VIII
IS Industrious. intelligent and m
than ordinarily handsome.
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The Street and Sewer Commission
seems aroused to the Importance Of
widening Tenth street. and a confer
ence will be held with the officers OF
the DUPONT Powder Company. which is
soon TO erect a large structure at the
corner Of Tenth and Market streets.
There should be no dimculty in reach
ing an amicable agreement. as a de-
cision before the erection OF any more
buildings on Tenth street is most inn
portant. There seems TO be a belief
that the city has no authority to widen
streets. II 50, then It is an extraordi-
nary situation. But II necessary It's
authority should be stretched until the
court calls halt. The DUPONT Conn
pany has always evinoed a lively in
terest IN the improvement and welfare
OF the city. and we are confident that
It VIII approve an arrangement where-
Evening journal., 1903-10-26
Assawaman Canal.

From the Sussex Republican.
We have heard that the United States
Engineers Office will recommend the
appropriation Of one hundred thousand
dollars for work on the Assawaman In
land Waterway. II this is the case the
engineers have done their part and II
will depend upon our Congressman and
United States Senators to get Congress
to make the appropriation recommends
ed. And 1t viii depend on the people
Of this county, who are interested in
the completion Of this important work
to urge our representatives in Congress
to do their utmost to secure the APP
proprlation. Not Delaware alone, but
Maryland and Virginia as well are in
terested I'm this cause and the effort
should be made as soon as possible &c
combine every influence in the three
States in behalf of the canal We hope
the people of this county who are in
terested will at once move in the mat
ter.
Evening journal., 1903-10-26
RnIIro,d omolaI Murdered.

Mount Vernon, KY. Oct. 26. - AT
Livingstone B. N. Roller master Of
trains on the Livingstone division OF
the Louisville and Nashville railway,
was shot and instantly killed by A. N.
Bentley. master mechanic Of the same
road. Bad feeling had existed between
the two men for two years because
Of disputes over clashes Of authority
They quar-eled at the pumping sta
tion, and then Bentley says he went
to the bath house some distance away
Roller followed. Bentley claims that
Roller drew pistol, and he took the
pistol and shot Roller with it. Roller
was shot five times, any one of which
would have proved fatal. He was dead
when assistance arrived.
Evening journal., 1903-10-26
Theatrical Notes

Tho coming Of Viola Allen as Viola in
delightful COMEDY OF
Twelfth Night" Is a tempting theatric
lure for che playgoer! Miss Allen viii be
seen at the Grand Opera House on No
vember y. when a great crowd VIII surely
be IN attendance. Miss Alien Is an cnor-
mousiy popular favorite. and well worthy
OF being so. Her comptn.es aId produc-
tions are always Of rhe frst order and
she has way OF hiding Upon popuiAr
plays which is quite Surprising.
r. Melville Baker. who wrote Girls
VIII be Girls" coming to the Grand
Opera House November 10, is busily
engaged on anoher musical comedy
which Will be produced next season by
Willicm A. Brady The comedy Will
probably be known as "The Rule OF
Three"
One Of the important productions Of
the season wiz be made in Scranton,
october 20. when Eleanor Robson ap-
pears under the management Of Lie
bier Co. in Merely Mary Ann" a
comedy adapted by 1. Zangwiil from
his story Of the same name.
In the company viii be Edwin Ar
den, Frank Dome, W. A Hackett, Ada
Dwyer Esther Beemap, Helen Arnton
and Ida Lewis.
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Liquozone Cost $lOO,OOC
a SOC. Bottle and Give it to You.

and an excess of oxygen-the very life of
an animals deadly ovegetable matter.
Liquozone is employed in the largest
hospitals, and prescribed by the best
physicians, the world over. 1t is essen
tial in any germ disease, for the cause
must be destroyed, and nothing else can
do it. Liquozone then acts as a tonic to
bring back condition Of perfect health;
for oxygen is Natures greatest tonic. Its
effects are exhilarating, purifying, vitaliz-
ing. It does something that all the skill
in the world cannot do without it.
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Liquid Oxygen.

Liquozonc is simply liquid oxygen-no
drugs, no alcohol in it. It is the dis
covery Of PAUL., the great German chem
ist, who spent 20 years on it. His object
was TO get such an excess of oxygen in
staple form into the blood that no germ
could live in any membrane or tissue.
Liquozone does that. We spend "a
days in making each bottle Of it, but the
result is gerinicide so certain that we
publish on every bottle an offer of s., 900
FOR a disease germ that it cannot kill.
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Paid s225 For An once.

York, Pa, oct. 26.-The grand jury
made a sensational report in refer
ence to the almshouse. Witnesses had
asserted under oath that B. S. Heindel
was required to pay 1925 to secure
his appointment as steward. One wit
ness testified that he saw the money
paid. Steward Heindel, his daughter
and his son, were, It is alleged, com
PEELED to put together their meagre
resources TO make up the amount re.
quired TO buy the Office. According to
the evidence Of Mrs. Heindel. widow OF
the late steward. DR.. z. X. Meyers
treasurer of the board, made the de-
mand.
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This company, composed of business,
professional and medical men of ability,
paid Sroo, 900 for the right to make
Liquozone. That is the highest price
ever paid for the rights IT. one country on
any scientific discovery. 1t was paid by
lis, after years of experiment with it, be-
cause Liquozone alone can kill inside
germs without killing the tissues. too.
Nothing else can destroy the cause Of any
germ disease.
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thrown in the waste basket. Those
plans were drawn by a company that
expected 10 secure the contract for
building the plant. It is just possible
that they may not be adapted to the
filter and reservoir we shall finally
build. Let the suits 90 on no matter
whose OK is gored.
Evening journal., 1903-10-26

our esteemed contemporary, the Sus-
sex Journal, credits US with the publi-
cation of a certain free trade argument
taken from the London Speaker. As
a matter Of fact. the clipping appeared
in the Every Evening, and we are
willing that it should have full credit.
When we consider the phenomenal
prosperity-our industrial develop
ment- under the protective policy and
then look at England industrially par
alyzed under her free trade policy. we
are not prepared TO quote with ap-
proval the sentiments Of the London
Speaker whatever our contemporaries
may do.
Evening journal., 1903-10-26
Ad Infnitun.

They've found the bug
That eats the bug
That nights the bug
That bites US.
They've traced the germ
That Kills the germ
That chews the germ
That smites us.
They know the bug
That knifes the bug
That stabs the bug
That jabs us;
They've seen the germ
hat hates the germ
That blfrs the eehm
That nabs MS.
They've struck the bug
That slays the bug
That hays the bug
That sticks US.
They've jailed the germ
That guides the germ
That taught the germ
To Tx us,
But still these bugs
Microbic thugs
In spite Of drugs
Combat us;
And still these germs
Described in terms
Inspiring squirms-
Get az usl
w. 3. Nesblt, in Life
Evening journal., 1903-10-26
killed Her Children While Insane.

Monterey. Cal, Oct. 2s.-While tenn
porarily deranged, Mrs. Louis Iverson,
wife of Salina machinist, murdered
three of her children at Pacific Grove,
at the dictation. she said later, of a
supreme power. She first strangled
her eldest daughter. Louisa, aged IL
years. She then attempted the life OF
her eldest son. aged IL, but the boy
broke away from her and took a train
for his home in Salina. She then
strangled her son. Harold, aged 6. and
securing an axe, struck him a blow OF
the head. Later in the evening she
killed her seven-months-old baby BY
strangling.
Evening journal., 1903-10-26
SOC. Bottle Free.

If you need Liquozone, and have ne
tried 1t, please send US this coupon.
will then mail you an order OH your 10
druggist for a full-size bottle, and we '
pay your druggist ourselves for it. I
IS our free gift, made to convince you;
show you what Liquozone is, and wha'
can do. In justice to yourself, pie
accept it to-day, for it places you un
no obligation whatever.
Liquozone costs soc. and 81.
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Bookkeeping,
Business Forms.
Business Customs,
Business Practice,
Banking,
Expert Accounting,

which
One scholarship will be awarded the resident
awarded
resident Wilmington polling the highest number
This splendid opportunity public school the
college
its course s unexceled.
These scholarships worth $50 each they good for months thorough b
they have the scholarships applied the teogrpher which
ge a six months tranin
course.
the College January 19O4the schO
ships good until used
These conditions
The in
whom h voteis s o De stwilco
votes; months cs paid
advance
will be found in The
Full the scholarships be lad the Of
a
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Rnlleve War Is Near.

Liverpool Oct 26.-Believing that
war between Russia and Japan cannot
long be delayed, the marine under
writer's decline to accept war risks
on Japanese steamers. even at the
tempting price Of 25 guineas per cent.
Evening journal., 1903-10-26
Kills All Germs.

Any drug that kills germs is poison
TO you and it cannot be taken internally
Medicine never destroys inside germs
Liquozone kills them with oxygen-a
tonic to you-the very source of vitality
II kills them because germs are vegetables
Evening journal., 1903-10-26

Fevers--Gan Stones Tumors-rJlcers
Goltre-Gout Naric0cele
Gonorrhea-Gleet Women's Diseases
Al diseases that begin with all inf
mation-all catarrh--all contagious diseases
the results OF impure OF poisoned blood.
IN nervous debility LiquozOno acts as VI
lLer, accomplishing what no drugs can do.