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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
The Two Dous,

Two dogs having to choose their
masters, one chose a king and the
other a beggar. why did you choose
q beggar?" asked the first, when you
might be the dog of a king?" BE,
cause" answered the other, "a king
will take less care of a dog than
beggar will. The beggar's dog has
always the company of his master.
and is treated like the master him
self, while the king, who is busted
with state affairs, has not the time to
look after a dog, and for my part ]
would rather be loved by beggar
than neglected by king. st. Mich.
olas.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

TO convirce England that every man had a
soul and that life was an immortal STAIR
way, up or down! 1t taught of living
God and the powers of an endless iife 1t
reviewed that standing article OF the Ref-
,rmation Classification by faith" 1t car
ried the truth afeld and again, it lifted the
cotters' roof till it touched the stars. 1t
trod the bottom of human longing, and
while it arraigned sin in fearful terms, it
brought the news of hope and JOY. No
wonder that gusto came with the rain upon
the barren land. No wonder that turbid
emotion accompanied the food of feeling
Many things always are rent when Satan
is cast out. Always such upheavals AIRY
stubble upon their currents - such tides
swing loose unanchored spirits. But par
ody is a counting proof OF power, and the
forces. Of eternity were shaking people To
its centre Much was unweIcome' when all
was unrrady.
What real prophets have not met oppoosi
ton? These men were "shut out Of the
synagogues" Of the establishment. They
faced a frowning world" They knew all
indignities. Mobs led by squres and clergy.
men dragged them through horse ponds and
howled against their lives. Nothing was
too foul to fling at them with hand and
tongue. Not man of all the bishops save
Samuel Butler took their part. But despis;;
ing haIusnips anu uu'tIs ,3 H., +hov
upon the ch1rSi 'nss I'S'T Ro;uo Hofamed
put an naelioie m AK. ,; pe" = sea nn;u'
tney entrea'eo' anu 'heS "'eu " 'ee o''"
What q diocese waited this apostolic man
John Wesley! He touched two hemis
pheres. Nay, all the ends of the earth.
and his hand is stretched out still: In 1865
Methodism began in America. Wesley, at
his death declared, 'The best Of IS, sll God I'D
Is WIN US. lherS Were .nI I,;t nn St,t ms
preachers IN hnsland; IN the un,.e" r m'a 7oG
iSS' NOW ~ Urea! Pr,.a,i ann 600 a.; 't 10
W. communicahts o IN no Sa'iaIa ouooooi ~ LIZ
uniten states ooVVoVI, WHO reeu Ia7a 40 n ,a",
new rentecost. AZ ,tmesn III .ot nhl n,"n n
tablet with me SHINING pr1llies ol JPN
Wes.ey ana mares. iarai'E ouL q. i hav
~ nv sVu'e e"t;r s , -. -. t;onuNof
knew not tne tame Oh lts n'sl.a.'pb n., o,d
test the reheN innuemce pi ~ piop'e's ""u
own work so grahaly zone: all ,,d :,
In John wesley trelnehuous .o,i. anu q
rare fitt ior oisa'1'-a.,pn ",ru o.' ~
the lo,tles. spiritual e'i Illus nr ANN n;tod An n
re PulPost w W ome ,n"S ro.t ha was hw
the proportion o! genius, urtau nc a mas by by
any TEST. ilme II stern cli'eiio m "iJ d ny
ana '.ulher una it1to'h. re 80 20 VI n No., anJ
VINO MAKE eras. re l'nu la:et se ;J,,s anu
sEs''Ih, .,s "lu ,ts,', w NJ S,nn,ont was
tor nan century. no in ION ,,no,o mas
w wa WIN flahe tmersS ne pu n% rot
oou t'mes year ior MY .1" n ho nnu ; nre
WIN .nls passion ZOE W" ln "G n"' ,aGn o,
ana cam mlnu. nt.,nen, ''i ~ had ths
sWee. !eni'rleu' .J''s'' n,;',tl,, hoort no" On
scnou, n,sso h "ne ga "T hava nnt lost a
sS;,L.,SS nioor,; "I sayn ali can and give
ii aet," Make all YOU can bv industry,
save ali Won can by economy, give all YOU
c can nv ,;beraltv" Thus he Was rich to-.
ward CoI pecrii,r;ties no had. let small
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
Anes as Di/iners.

It may not be generally known that
In South Africa apes are often en-
ployed as biologists and engineers.
They are trained to explore mining re-
gions. having a marvellous scent for
discovering springs Of water, even II
underground. good many have been
used for this purpose on the Cape to
Cairo railway.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

Buffalo, N. Y, July 25th.-Justice Laughlin
in Supreme Court has granted permanent
Injunction with costs against certain New
York City dealers, restraining them from
making or selling powder which is an imi-
tation and mfr ngement on "Foot-Ease,"
NOW so largely advertised and sold. The
owne OF Foot Ease" is Allen s. Olmsted,
OF lie Roy, N. Y, and the decision upholds his
trade mark and makes liable those attempt
ing to profit by "Foot- Ease advertising by
marketing simlar-appearing preparation.
When baby's grandmothers are all dead
it stands pretty good chance of not being
spoiled
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
Brother Dickey's Sayings.

De worr is so full of wise men dat
fool is a holiday.
Solomon had mo- wives dan would
fill up city, en- yit, after all, he died
wild dyspepsia.
De Devil is ter be chained fer thou
sand years, some or desc days, but |
don't want ter git close enough ter
him ter do de chainin'.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
Newport Society.

Newport society gossip frequently
goes well with the burning OF rags. a
rich husband and wife were divorced o
few months ago. The wife is already
married and the husbands engagement
to another woman is now announced
He will marry her as soon as her own
divorce permits her to have another
husband
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
KIDNEY

Aching backs are eased.
Hip, back, and loin pains
overcome. Swelling of tho
limbs and dropsy signs
vanish.
They correct urine with
brick dust sediment, high
colore d. pain in passing,
dribbling, frequency, bed
wetting. Doan's Kidney Pills
remove calculi and gravel.
Relieve heart palpitation,
slceplessness, head q C h e ,
nervousness, dizziness.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
To Launder Delicate Garm cnts.

Many of the expensive and beautiful sum-
mer garments which will not stand ordinary
washing may, with care, be successfully
Numbered. Use Ivory Soap. If water will
not cause colors to run, Ivory Soap will
not, and avoid extremely hot weather, hot
sun, and too hot iron.
ELEANOR r, PARKER,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

1t Is the only cure for Swollen, Smartine,
Tired, Aching, Hot, Sweating Feet ,Corns and
Bunions. Ask for Allen s Foot Ease, powder
TO be shaken into the shoes. Cures while you
walk. At all Druggists and Shoe stores, Zoe.
Don't accept any substitute. Sample sent
FREE. Address, Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, NY.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

Mrs, James Beck Of 314
West Whitesboro Sire ct
Rome, N. Y, says: :" was
troubled with my kidneys for
eight or nine years; had
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
A Dubious Complaint

"You have heard my daughter sing
What would you advise us to do"
"Send her abroad at oncer'
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous.
ness after first days use Of DIR. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. $2trial bottle and treatisefree
DR.. r. H. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch st., Phila., Pa
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
Small Apartment Houses.

Tho smallest apartment houses are
those occupied by bees. In cubic
foot of honeycomb there are about
1000 cells.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

Mrs. Winslow's SoothingSyrup for children
ieething soften the gums. reduces infiamma'
ton .allays pain cures wind collie. Csc. abot tile
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

Some mems idea Of friend is fellow
they can make use of.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

Hypocrisy is contemplate in any walk ,ot
Rev. George Adams. Brooklyn. N. Y.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

Only children and fools tell the truth
where woman's age is concerned.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

The swindler's version of it is zone touch
of nature makes the whole world skin"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
Use Aliens Toot-Ease.

No matter how hol ely she may be every
girl thinks she would make beautiful
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

riso's Cure for Consum ption is an infallible
medicine for coughs ind colds.-N. w.
SAMUEL, Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. II, 1900.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

Our railways have killed 1858 per-
sons within year.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
COMFORT.

much pain in my back AZ
time went on I could hardly
endure it / could not stand
except for q few moments az
q time | grew weak and
exhausted ; l could not even
do light Homework ; / could
not stoop or bend my head
ached severely was In pain
from my head down to my
heels centering in the kidd
neys it was a heavy. steady,
sickening ache ! could not
rest nights, and got up
mornings weak and tired. ]
thought I was about done
for, when saw Doan's Kid'
ney Pills advertised. Within
4 week after commencing
their use ] began to improve
and from that time on rapidly
grew better. / used five
boxes in all and was cured"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
Court Sustains Foot-Easo Trade Mark.

The fact that a fool and his money are
soon parted keeps lots of other people in
aftluence. ..
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30

Sumner Is a good tlse 10 treat Chronic Kidney,
Bladder, and Urinary troubles with Dean Kinney rS
they conquer the most stubborn cases.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1903-07-30
DANGEROUS KIDNEY DISEASES cUREI

neys simply because tt cures catarraH "Hcf'
ever located.
If you do not derive prompt and satis-
factory results from the use of Pcruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving q full
statement OF your case, and he will be
pleased to give you his valuable advice
gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, U.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-12
PEACHEY BILL NOT DEAD
Will Be Reported Out to the House
for Passage Tomorrow
Morning. =,

The Peachey board of control bill will
be reported out to the house tomorrow
morning for passage as amended. The
house committee on general legislation
at noon to-day decided not to report the
bill for indefinite postponement as previ-
ously announced. The amendments are
important. They abolish the local boards
of the Faribault and Owatonna schools
and place the board Of control in supreme
charge. They take from the board Of
control the management of the university
and the normal schools, so far as the cur
rcula Of these: institutions and their
faculties are concerned. The board Of
control is left in charge of the financial
management and of the erection Of new
buildings and maintenance.
Friends of the measure fear that these
amendments will break up the combina-
ton formed for it's support. In all proba-
bility the amendment will ALLEVIATE the
votes Of the Faribault and Owatonna
representatives. On the other hand, there
Is q. strong feeling that the university
and normal schools should be permitted to
conduct their own affairs at least so far
as their distinctive educational features
are concerned, and this feature may win
enough support for the measure to pass
it. An2attempt was made in the commit
tee to secure the adoption of an amend
ment instructing the board of control to
consult with local boards regarding the
erection Of new buildings and to
accept their plans and specifications.
This, however, was beaten. and as the
amendment now stands, the control board,
while it may consult with local boards on
such propositions, is not bound to abide
by the local boards decision. The com
Smittee meeting was executive and some
what stormy. The main fight. however,
will, of course, take place on the floor OF
the house,, '.. ..-. ..t 4. r..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-12
ONCE A MINNESOIAN
Romance Of Jennie Humble, Now
Lady Granville Gordon of
Divorce Fame.
Pipestone Was Her Home Until Fred
Close Of England Wooed
Her. .sr 49,
Special to The Journal.

Special to The journal. .... ,g.%,-,as.,s..
Sioux City, owa, March 12.---LadN Gran
vile Gordon who yesterday kidnapped her
child after a London court gave it to her
former husband, is in reality a poor Min
nesota girl who fifteen years ago had no
dreams but to live out her life In the little
town Of Pipestone. So, 4. r.....s.
She was Jennie, the daughter of Widow
Humble. About eighteen years ago Fred,
William and James Close. wealthy Eng
lishmen connected With prominent Eng
lish financial houses. came to America and
invested in hundreds of thousands Of acres
OF land in northwestern Iowa and south
ern Minnesota. They soon became mil
lionaires. On one occasion they went to
Pipestone to sell lands Of the milwaukee,
& st. Paul railroad grant. There they
Glanced to meet the Widow Humble and
her three daughters. They found the
Humble daughters so winsome that. two
of them were married by Fred and James
Close, and the third was taken by S. H.
Graves, their business partner. Fred
Close was then about 20 years old They
came to Sioux City and lived in elegance.
In a polo game about 1889 Fred Chose was
hurled from his horse and killed.
The widow afterward accompanied hel
sister to England There she remarked
but divorced her second husband to be-
come Lady Granville Gordon. Recent de-
velopments caused her name to be strick-
en- from the court calling list Of Queen
Alexandria.
There are several people in Sioux City
who are well acquainted with Lady Cor
don, and who have followed her history
ever since she left Sioux City. The Close
brothers were the original English immi-
grants who attracted a large colony Of ii
tied and wealthy Englishmen who fol
lowed them and settled in this immediate
vicinity.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-12
Bills Passed by the House.

The following bills were passed:
H. F. ISL substitute for. H. +. S4T)--A bill
nance of dams in rivers. streams and water
courses where the same are only doatable for
logs, and the exercise of the right of eminent do
II. F. 259 Cole-To provide for sending of
fetal ballots to village and town clerks and
express, and for sending election returns to
county auditors by registered mail.
chapter $40 of general laws Of 1899 being an
act relating to primary elections.
H. F. 81 Johnson7=1,o- amend section % of
chapter 352 of the general laws of Minnesota for
1889. amended by section . of chapter 13S Of the
general laws of 1901, relating to state aid for
H. F. 1888. sinclair-To create in cities of the
state of Minnesota which now have or hereafter
1 $4,000 habit board a of mnncps
works, to define its duties and powers and to
regulate the management of certain municipal
H. +. 537. Rider-To authorize owners of land
over which public highway runs, leaving the
construct a tunnel under the roadway to permit
stock to freely pass through the tunnel from one
II. r. 467. Budd-To amend chapter 157 of the
general laws of 1893, being An act to regulate
the construction and management man of jaiis and
Fl. +. 10 Rosenwald-To punish person de-
frauding a partner; ,.,a nv ..,o,d soot,o, 1900
of the statutes of Minnesota for 1894. as amend
ed by the laws of 1899. relating to laying out
H. r o21. Lewis. r. T-Authorizing judge.
of the district court to admit persons accused Of
crime to bail secured by two or more. sureties, o.
In lieu thereof by a cash deposit With the clerl
ri. +. al5, Morley-To prevent the introduction
and spread of injurious insects and dangerous
plant diseases in the state of Minnesota.
II. r. Ala. MISUNDERSTANDING to the election
and qualification of county, superintendents o
schools in counties which contain cities havin,
over $4,000 inhabitants.
Fl. +. 332 Lewis R. ITO ratify certai,
eva in fhp State n
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-12
NEW HOUSE BILLS.

H. +. 604. Rurns-To authorize appeals to the
district court from resolutions laying out vacat
Ing streets in cities less than 2,OuO. Municipal
legislation. et% No. -
II. f. Cos Lightly-Aprropriatin $500 to build
a bridge across Rose creek in Mower county.
Roads and bridges.
II. F. SOC, Morley (by reluest)-Giving Justices
Of the peace in cities under 10000 Jurisdiction
over criminal cases punishable by not over 500
fine or three months Imprisonment also to con-
duct preliminary examinations. Judiciary
II. F. GOT. Norrnan-Appropriati $500 to
build bridge across Blue Earth river. Roads
and bridges.
+ II. F. Cos, misunderstanding for the ap-
pointment of a gas inspector in cities Of &c, O6O
or more inhabitants. Municipal legislation.
H. F. 600, Hugo (by request Fixing the
salaries of county treasurer and county auditor
in ST. Louis county at $1,000 and $500 re-
spectively. and authorizing clerk hire of $4,000
and ST 1000 respectively. St. Louis county dele
CATION.
H n 61O, Wells--Providing that chattel mort
cages shall be fled with the register of deeds
Instead OF town clerks, except in cities OF 10000.
Judiciary. j
road building purposes Judiciary.
n. f.. 612 Jacobson--To require secrecy in
transmission of telegraph messages. General
legislation
! Fl. F. e1s, shove-.Raising the salary Of the
mayor of Minneapolis from So 600 to 81, 900. be-
Fl. +. sii. Lohren oby request, Applying The
provisions OF the general election law with re-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-12

introduced by Renville Chinook Of ST.
Paul., who already has in committee, a
bill for 81 gas. To-day's measure pro-
vides for the appointment by the gov
ernor Of gas inspector to serve in cities
of $50, 900 or more. whose duty is shall be
to test the accuracy of meters and the
quality Of gas. His salary is fixed at
$4,000 annually, and he is authorized TO
appoint a deputy who, however, is to be
paid out of his chiefs salary. 49,.
An Omnibus Bridge Bill.
Lawrence H. Johnson, chairman of the
committee on roads and bridges, an
nounced that his committee would report
but one bridge bill for passage, and that
an omnibus measure. He asked members
who wanted bridges to lay the matter be-
fore the committee and advised them tina
it would be unnecessary for them to draw
up bills.
Mayors Salary Bill Revived.
The mayors salary bill was introduced
to the attention Of the Ixennepin members
by Mr.. Shove. The bill increases the
mayors salary from 1000 to $4,000, be-
ginning July 1. There is nothing in the
bill about the salaries of aldermen.
~>~ To Regulate 'Phone Rates.
Mr.. Sinclair of Winona introduced a
duplicate Of the bill presented in the sem
ate by Senator Thompson, to prevent dis
elimination In telephone rentals. ~
-. Vaccination Debate Delayed. 49,.
The Gregory characterization bill was a
special order in the house for this after
noon, but owing to the light attendance.
was put over until Tuesday afternoon.
Frybereer Claims Authorship.
Mr.. Fryberger then rose to a, question
of personal privilege in answer to Mr.
Johnsons remarks of yesterday. He
maintained that the gross earnings bill
reported yesterday was his bill and that
Messrs. Shearer and johnson were, en-
titled to no credit for their subsequent
bill Mr.. johnson said he cared nothing
for personal credit but from the form OF
a report he considered the bill commit
tee bill. The speaker said it was so un'
derstood and would be SO reported.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-12
MANY BILLS DISPOSED OF
Senate Committee on Judiciary Takes O
Ss,sr- D. Its Coat.

Senate Committee on judiciary Takes Off
frs Its Coat. az E.
Four bills were killed by the senate COM
mittee on Judiciary by being recon-
mended for. indefinite postponement.
Among these was the Dening bill pro-
viding for separate ballots for constitu-
tional amendments, the Stevenson bill re-
lating to sheriff's fees on executions and
the Laybourn bill relating to criminal
prosecutions. The Layborn bill extending
the time of leases on mineral lands was
sent back to the author for corrections.
The bills Increasing the salaries of the
Justices of the supreme court and the
judges of the district court were re-
ferred to the committee on finance. Among
those recommended for passage was the
Jepson bill to prevent publishers from re-
covering for papers which have not been
subscribed for again after the subscrfp-
lions have expired; Senator Wilson's bill
defining bills of lading; Mr.. Stevenson IS
bill amending the law relating to mort
gage foreclosures SO as to conform to the
Torrens law and the Dening measure to
facilitate the Identification Of judgment
debtors.
&, II you are looking for bargains, be sure
and read the realty ads that will appear in
the Saturday night issue. 81 ss
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-12
BANKING ON A VETO
Opponents of the Peachey Bill Are
Counting Upon the
Governor.
They Are Prepared to See Bill
Passed and Then
Nullified.

Opponents of the Peachey board of con-
troll bill arc prepared for defeat when it
comes to a final vote in the house next
week, though they intend to fight to the
bitter end What they are basing their
strongest hopes on is a veto message from
the governor 1t would be impossible to
muster two thirds in either house to pass
the bill over his head. T. 81
The governor has not mixed in the fight,
but he is known to be against the bill. He
favors taking out the university and the
normal schools, but he regards the bill
as it stands as all attack on the board of
control system. He is not in favor of
letting either the Faribault or Owatonna
schools through He has not said what
he would do with the bill if passed, but
there is a strong suspicion that he has the
outline of a red hot veto message already
in his head. $50 -.
The defeat of this bill would mean that
| the board of control law will stand just
| as it is. tits too late to get the university
and normal schools out. They have gene
into the combination, and must stand OF
| fall with it, Members who would have
voted with them if they stood alone are
now alienated for good, and the friends OF
the schools could not hold the combination
| in line successfully. A large part of its
strength comes from opposition to the
board of control, which would never vote
for university and normal school bill.
Board OF control partizans say that the
combination which is behind the Peachey
bill includes not only the institutions. bu
| the state capitol and drainage interests
| The Ramsey county delegation supported
the bill in both houses, and it is claimed
that they did so understanding that the
state capitol appropriation would be take1
care of. The Red River valley delegation
stood eight to five in the house for the bill
although only one member, Mr.. Perley O
Moorhead, was personally interested. TIVE
years ago the drainage interests com
bined with those who got up the reappor
| tion1nent scheme, and made the combina
, ton work beautifully. Naturally the mer
| from the counties that want drainage art
anxious to get into a winning crowd, ane
| the eleventh hour desertiOn OF some of thu
ninth district members to Babcock in thu
speakership fight was attributed to thei
desire to be solid with the controlling
forces In the house in the interests of {
/ good drainage appropria ton.
The colnbina ton, if there is one, seem
to be in good working order. and the bill
appears certain to pass the house.. 1t will
| then be up to the governor.