The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-06-04
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make love?' Aggie-"Sure! He hain't
been a caddie two years fer nuttnm-
Puck.
Revised Proverb.-Take care of the
pennies. and after while the dollars
will take care of you.-Pennsylvania
Punch Bowl.
He-Are you superstitious? She
Not a bit. He-Well, then, | can make
a clean breast of it. You are my thir-
teenth bride.-New York Sun.
Kate-Is there much difference in
their social position? Nell-Oh. yes.
Her father gets a salary, and his faith
er gets wages.-Somerville Journal
A Pleased Auditor.-Patience-
says some one was pleased to hear her
talk for an hour" Patrice-"Perhaps
she was talking to herself. "-Yonkers
Statesman.
He's so foolish" said the one in
white. "Foolish? returned the one
in gray. Yes. Why, he wants me
to marry him. "Oh. then he is fool
ish." Chicago Post.
The Agent have a chronometer
here which records the millionth part
of second of time. The Busy Man
l haven't got that much time to give
you.-Yonkers Statesman.
How about the rent Of this house
of yours, Filter? Doesn't the landlord
ask good deal for it?" Yes; he Of
ten asks five and six times a month
for 1.-THE New Yorker.
Mr.. Hippo-Heres bill for $3.50 for
a dress. Thought you said that goods
was only dollar yard? Mrs. Hippo
That's correct, but it took 100 yards
to make it.-Chicago News.
do you believe in luck?" "Some-
times. See that fat woman with the
red hat over thereY YES" Twenty
two years ago she refused to marry
me."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
do MINISTRIES take In this town. In
quired the advance agent Of the Coios-
sal Black Cork Troupe. "Well. the
last that were here did," responded the
inn keeper. sourly.-Chicago News.
You have great admiration for your
wifes judgment" said the friend. i
have" answered Mr.. Meekton. "Shes
the only woman who ever said yes
when l proposed to her."-Washington
Star.
Pallette-"You'd be surprised II you
knew the amount of time spent on tna'
canvas" Pellette-"Yes; understand
men have stood in front Of 1t for hours
trying to make out what 1t is."-fon'
kers Statesman.
"Who originated the remark. 1t Is al
ways the unexpected that happensY
Il don't know" said the melancholy
government attache, ''but l suspect ne
worked In the weather bureau
Washington Star.
my gracious! dear" said the Chi
cago bridegroom, you were awfuiiy
nervous during the ceremony. Yes
it's my nature" replied the fair Chf
cago bride. II suppose I'll be just as
nervous the next time. "-Chlcaso
Tribune.
Ascum-"How are the plans for your
new house coming along" SuDDups
"Splendidly. My wife has finally iaiu
out all the closets she wants. and now
all the architects got to do Is to Duiiu
the house around them. "-Philadei'
phia Press.
A Bigger Family.-"Yes.' Mis'
Woody was saying. my eldest sis'e,
married one of the Vanden Gllts' y,
New York" "You don't say! repiieu
Miss Pepprey; "a first cousin OF mino
married one Of the Joneses OF tne
United s."-Philadelphia Press
Not Too Precipitate.-"Ah. Jean.
dear" she said to the duke. "why don
you go to papa to-day? Delays are
dangerous. you know" Eyes. reai'1o
that" he replied. "but I've only known
you three days, and these get-ricn
quick schemes always seem to DC ~
risky."-Chicago Record Herald.