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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
New Today.
Salt mackerel at Hartley's.
VALENTINES at Hnn & Snnis

Valentines at Coe & Sons.
House to Let. A four-room cottage,
furnished. Apply to Mrs. Alma Howe.
Clover Harmonophone and up-to-date
Harmonious at Coe < Sons.
The right kind OF a man can get a
chance to rent an orchard and all the
farming land he wants to work by APP
plying at Paradise farm soon. 2t.
Fresh today Celery, sweet potatoes
and honey at Hartley's.
d. F. Lamar has SO TONS of No. l hay
or sale-wheat, timothy and clover.
New line of Valentines just received
from Chicago by Coe & Son.
If you want your goods delivered at
once, order them at Hartley's.
Bob White Flour is the besf Try it.
Koberg's butter, Csc a roll, at Nc
Guire's.
For Rent--Furnished house, close in.
Inquire OF Friday & Barnes.
Bring your chickens and eggs to Hood
River Commercial Co.
See the display of Fancy, decorated
tableware at The Spot Cash Grocery.
just received--a line Of watches,
clocks, jewelry and silverware, at F. w.
Clarke's, opposite postoffiee.
Dressed chickens for Sunday at Hood
River Commercial Co.
Flour and Feed at Spot Cash Gro
Gerry.
II you want good bread, buy "Bob
White" Flour, for sale at Spot Cash
Grocery.
Are you contemplating buying a
watch? Before purchasing see +. w.
Clarke, opposite postotfice.
Dry Oak Wood for Sale Davenport
Bros. Lumber Co have dry oak cord
wood for sale Inquire at Mount Hood
Stage Co.
For Sale-2l0 acres, all farm imple-
ments, including new hay baler, and
stock. Free water; fine stock ranch.
Inquire OF Friday 4 Barnes.
Dressed chicken for your Sunday din
ner. 1t takes experience to be sure OF
choice chickens. Leave it all to us, and
you will take no chances. We never
fail to have the best at Mcclure Bros,
For watches, clocks, jewelry and sill
verware, see F. w. Clarke at Clarke's
drug store, opposite postofIice.
Two hundred to 5000 to loan on real
estate. Ii your security is good your
money is ready. Prather Investment Co.
F. w. Clarke, practical jeweler and
optician; all kinds of repairing neatly,
quickly and cheaply done at the Glacier
Pharmacy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Old TesteMent LongeritieS.
SoAitary Science.

How are we to account for the ages re.
corded Ia Genesis Of Adam, his sons,
and Methuselah2 We cannot disregard
the teachings Of science, nor need we
doubt the statement of Holy Writ. Each
has divine authority. By what theory
can we reconcile the two? Simply
that the year, or unit of time, among
the earty patriarchs differed from that
adopted since the Deluge, which has
been twelve calendar months. Hensler,
high authority, shows the strong
probability that the year,till the time OF
Abraham, consisted of three months
only, and that not until the time of Jo-
seph was it extended to twelve months.
"Ihis assertion" says Hufeland, a
still higher authority, ''is to certain
degree confirmed by some of the Eastern
nations who still reckon only three
months to the year." and besides it
would be inexplicable why the life of a
man should have shortened three
fourths Immediately after the flood.
Moreover the recorded ages when the
early patriarchs married was about four
times the usual age. Again, with the
period of Abraham, we find mention of
a duration of life which can still be at
tanned and which no longer appears ex-
traordlnary, especially when we eonsid-
er the temperate manner in which the
patriarchs lived We think, therefore,
that Hufeland has arrived at correct
when he says that imam
can still attain to the same age as ever "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
WASN'T GOING TO THE CIRCUS.
Afraid He Might Drink and start In
on an Animal Destroying
Expedition.

81 had called at Kentucky farm
house for drink OF water about ar
hour after a travelling circus hAd
passed over the same highway. writes
our Southern Gentleman Tramp, re.
lates the Detroit Free Press. "and as
the man referred to the elephants and
camels | naturally asked if he wasn't
going to town to see the perform
ance.
Not skassly, sah--not skassly,
was his prompt reply, No, sab, it
wouldn't do fur me to git clus up to
them animals
"You are not afraid Of them?' /
asked.
Not bit sah.'
"'Bat don't see anything about you
to scare them
Nothing tall sab, but it lest
wouldn't do. If went to that circus
I'd take big drink when struck the
town. Then I'd want another as /
was lookin' around outside the tent,
I'd take third one as started in,
and III likely meet some friend with
a bottle who'd offer me fourth
"Oh. | see, You mean you'd be too
drunk tosee the showT
"'No, sab. not tall Them four
drinks would be jest 'nuff to make me
believe ] could lick anything on legs
in Kentucky, and what would be the
result2'
:" You'd get in fight with somebody
and be flung out
"'No skassly. sah-not skasxly. I'd
simply go fur them animals. I'd flop
them six elephants on their backs.
twist the neeks Of them four girafFes
and knock the humps oif them five
camelS before you could tote up 30
cents. and when they come to count up
$50 Oo0 damages where would Tom
Scott be2 I'd like to go, sah-l'd like
to go powerful we'll but knowing my
self rs wen as ] do. and not wishin'
10 bring about no calamity I'm goin'
to stay right home and hoe corn and
let the elephants roar and the camels
hump mp their humps and be derned
to 'em!'"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Some Satisfaction.
Chicago Tribune.

NHIcaEO ITlDune.
Enter man with bill.
els Mr.. Ardup in2n
Man on three-legged stool looks up.
"No; he's at his luncheon. Is it some
business that l can attend to for himp"
"No. l came to dun him. Can you
tell me where he lunches?'
"Just across the street. But you may
as well save yourself the trouble of hunt
ing him up. Three men we're here with
bills this morning, and he stood them
all off,"
That's all right. don't expect to
collect anything, but III spoil his appe-
tite for him a little"
Exit in direction Of restaurant on
other side OF street.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Asides.
smart Set.


A man who dresses younger than his
years courts suspicion-or a maid
Real knowledge is the fruit of the
tree of experience.
Truth is unpleasant only in proportion
TO our guilt
There is always something suspicious
about anything that must be viewed
froma broad-minded standpoint.
The difference between the man with
the hoe and the man with the rake loff)
is a pecuniary matter
Whom the public wishes to destroy it
first makes ridiculous.
After mans income is more than
$4,000, he finds relatives a nuisance.
Those who withdraw to privacy to
change their opinion, would also, from
shere modesty, refuse to embrace op-
pOrtunity,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16

In the Circuit Court OF the State of Oregon.
for the County of Wasco
Clafa christensen, plaintiff, VS. Nels Chris
tiansen, defendant. Suit for Divorce.
NOTICE
To Nels Christensen, the above-named de-
fendant: "e
In the name of the State OF Oregon. Won
are hereby required TO appear and answer the
complaint Hled against you in the above en-.
utied suit, on or before six weeks from the
l<th day OF December, 1902 and II YOU faiI "a
10 answer, the plaintiff above named will
take judgment against you for want thereof
ana apply 10 the court for the relief nrave1
Lor In the complaint on file herein to-syIf.
Ihat the bonds OF matrim0ny now existinS
between you and the plaintiff herein be dis
solved ana forever annulled, and for the cars
custody and control Of the infant child NOR,
rom your union with the said plaintiff. and
for general relief ~
This summons Is served upon You by pub-
iieatt0n thereof once a week for six consecu-
i've weeks, ana for seven consecutive inser-
tlonss IN the Hood River GlacleF. a ne,rsnafer
o. general circulation. designated as moss
iikelY 70 give you notice. Published weekly
IN the County Of Wasco, State Of OREGON and
II 50 served By virtue Of an order r1ade 80
entered herein on the 9Th day Of Decenher a
ID. leaz by the Hon. ". T.. Bradshaus Iudge ~
said court The date Of said order Is Ts,seus-
Der = lsa2, and the date OF the fIrst publicaffoT
1I this notice aud summons il D..eer fer Ia
lAA JOHN LELAND HENDERSON,
% Attorney for Piaintiff
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
The Scllool Banner
InsIaIlation of 0mcers.

The Royal Arch Masons installed the
following officers at regular meeting
on last Friday evening, viz:
High Priest-G. r. Castner.
King-A. G. Staten.
Scribe-D. Mcdonald.
Captain of Host-Frank Chandler.
Principal Sojourner-C. B. Atterbury.
Royal Arch Captain--W. ]. Baker
Master Third VAIL. L. Hershner.
Master Second Vail--G. L. Williams.
Master First Vail-L. Il. Morse.
Treasurer-W. A. Slingerland.
Secretary-A. S. Blowers.
Sentinel-E. l.. Smith.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16

While in New York Prince Henry
saw and admired keyless clock which
was in course Of manufacture. II was
the first timepiece Of its kind. The
prince ordered one which he will pre-
sent to his brother, the kaiser. II
will run continuously for year with
out change of battery.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Installation ofOmcers.

Hood River Camp, 1902, M. W. of A
the following officers:
Venerable. Consul. r. Rees.
Worthy Advisor-F, l.. Davidson.
Banker-M. NJ. Russell.
Clerk-C u. Dakin.
Escort-Phillip Stuhr.
Watchman-Nels o. Hagen.
B Sentry-Chas. H. Temple.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16

The recent heavy snow wrought con-
siderable havoc on the two and three
year-old orchards in the Underwood
neighborhood, especially SO in the upper
settlement locally known as Norway,
where fully 80 per cent Of the trees are
more or less damaged and few are
killed Pioneer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Dissolution Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the partnership
heretofore existing between J. L. Holman and
e. Nj. Holman, under the firm name of Hol-
man Son, is dissolved by mutual consent;
j. L. Holman continuing the business but he
has moved down town to his old stand, cor
ner State and Third streets. j. I. Holman
will collect all owing the firm and pay all bills
against it. Dated, January "A, 1908
j. 4. HOLMAN.
ID e. NJ. HOLMAN.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16

Miss Brown, deaeoness, who is assist
ing with the special services now being
held st the NJ f. church, viii conduct
a Woman's s meeting at that place on
Sunday afternoon at 2:S0. A very cor
dial invitation is extended to all women
who can be present.
St. Marks guild will meet Wednesday
next with Mrs. CLARK.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Notice 10 Water Consumers.

Applications for water must be filed
az the office Of Davenport Lumber Co.
Upon receiving the application we will
inform parties what they may expect
Parties not fully paid up for water re-
ceived IN 1902 need not apply.
VALLEY IMPROVEMENT co.
FRANK DAVENPORT, President.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16

McGuire Bros is the place to buy your
fresh and cured meats. We will meet
any prices going, as we are able to do.
We do all our own work and are under
no large expense. We give no rebate
checks but give you your cash value.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16

An exchange says; "What do you
think of an artist who painted cobwebs
on a ceiling so truthfully that the hired
girl got herself into an attack Of nervous
prostration trying to sweep them DOWN."
There might have been such an artist,
but there never was such hired girl.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Cheap Fruit Boxes.

wish 70 say to the fruit growers OF Hood
River that ] can flfrnish apple boxes Ia any
quantity a Rates cheaper than they can Be
bought elsewhere. The lumber In these boxes
Is OF the best quality cottonwood complete
except the ends, which are hemlock. For fur
ther Information and for orders. apply 20 the
81 Johns Box Factory, st. Johns, oregon,
Isl NJ. V. RAND.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
For Sale.

Ten acres for $3.50, or acres of il as good
fuit land as there is in Hood River valley:
one-quarter mile from post Office and school,
near river and railroad Inquire of
al5 M r. NOBLE
Al Franktnu
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Summons.

A fresh COW. heifer calf a week old. for sale
tOf sfU. J3l j. =. HARRISON
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Stravad

Syear-oid white and red spotted steer:
marked two under bits in right ear and one
50 reward IL delivered; $3.50 il whereabouts
are ascertained. j23 h. M.JACKSON
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16

And wagon repairing attended to promptly NJ
my shop on the Mt. Hood road, south oftown.
Good work at reasonable prices.
SepI1 q. A. HOWELL,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16

All water and light bills are payable at the
Hood River Electric Light, Power and Water
20. oilee nom the lst TO the 10th OF the
month. in advance.
oSltf N. C. EVANS Manager
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Get Your Shoes.
Water Notice.

All shoes repaired in j. w. Riggs shop in
Hood River left over 30 days viii be sold for
the cost of repairing. is G. w. RIGGS.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Spray Pump for Sale.
Cow for Sale

A Pomona Spray Pump, in good condition.
for sale az SIS. i3l j. II. FlLSINGFR.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16

Order Of Washington meet Sat. night.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
SQUIRRELS Wanted
Water & Light Notice

will give $500 for good healthy pair
male ana femalel of the large silver-grey
squirrels. J9 H. g. COE
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16

Applications for water OF the Water Supply
Go: Of Hood River Valley must be in by FEB.
], 1903. Blank applications can be had OF any
of the board of directors
100 @ II. MARKHAM SecretArv
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Taken Un
MOntaug RestalIrant-
CnW Enr Sale
BIacksrnithinC

A fine COW for sale that will be fresh Febru
ary lst p. r. FoIrTS
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-01-16
Barrett School,

Report Of Barrett school for month
ending Iannarv @ 1903.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1903-12-04
R. G. SPARROW
LEAVES THE
COTTON FACTORY.
Will be Associated with Messrs. j
n. Carpenter and ]. W. Howard
IN Phosphate Business.
Mr.. Watts f. embry Elected to Sue.
coed Him as Secretary and
Treasurer at the Cot
ton Mills.

Mr.. R. G. Sparrow, who for the pas
nine years has been Secretary anc
Treasurer of the Columbia Cotton Mill.
of this city, rendered his resignation at
special meeting of the Board OF
Directors of the company held Mon
day.
The resignation was accepted with
the expressed regret of all the directors.
The directors then proceeded to the
selection of Mr.. Sparrow's successor.
which resulted in Mr.. Watts F. Embry
being chosen to the position.
Mr.. Sparrow will be associated with
Messrs. John FL. Carpenter and j w
Howard in the phosphate business. The
people of Columbia will be glad to know
that Mr.. Sparrow's new position will not
take him away from this city. He is
such valuable citizen that Columbia
would regret very much to lose him.
In the selection of Mr.. Embry the di
rectors of the Cotton Mill have done
well. He is an expert accountant, and
if anybody can fill Mr.. Sparrow's posi-
ton, he can, having for several years
audited the books of the com
pany, and being thoroughly familiar
with them.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1903-12-04
FRANK JOYCE GETS
FIFTEEN YEARS.
ASSailant of Mr.. Pink Murphy
Doesn't Get Much Mercy
From Jude Sam Holding
Other Cases.

In the Circuit Court Monday Frank
Joyce, the tramp who attempted to
assassinate Mr.. Pink Murphy, a promi-
nent citizen of the county, some weeks
ago while the latter was returning to
his home on the Mooresville pike from a
trip to Columbia, was sentenced to fif
teen years in the penitentiary. He was
given ten years for the assault with in
tent to kill, three years for house break
ing and larceny and two years for petit
larceny. Joyce pleaded guilty to the
indictment and threw himself on the
mercy of the court
1t will be remembered that the assault
was committed one afternoon during last
September. A few days previous
to the assault Mr.. Murphy's home
was .rokeD into ana robbed of pistol
from bureau drawer. Joyce was
charged with the crime. He admitted
trying to kill Mr.. Murphy, giving as the
reason that he wanted to get what
money MIR. Murphy had 10 his
pocket.
A. j. Nixon, saloon keeper of Mt
Pleasant, was acquitted of the
charge of selling liquor on Sunday in
one case, and another similar case was
continued until next term.
The case against Hirshel Nowln, a
clerk in Bakers drug store at Mt Pleas
ant, charged with selling cocaine, was
also continued
A new trial was granted the defend
ant in the case of the Duck River Mfg
Co. against Harris & Cole Bros. for
damages.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1903-12-04
PLAYED A TIE.
Cumberland and Clemson had a
Hard Fight at Montgomery.

Montgomery, Ala, Nov. 26.-Cum.
berland' g superior weight stood them
In good steao during the first half this
afternoon in the game with the Glenn
son College. and within the first
twelve minutes of play the Lebanon
Giants rolled up II points. After that
1t was a see-saw affair, both teams
playing brilliantly on the defense and
exchanging punts freely. At the
beginning of the first half Maxwell, of
Cumberland. carried the ball, which
ne received from Kickoff on his ten
yard line, 100 yards for touchdown.
Forsythe failed to kick goal. During
the last minutes play Smiser, Of Cum
berland, fumbled a punt and allowed
Clemson tn get the ball on the Ten
nesseans' thirty.f five yard line. On a
cross buck Furtick carried the ball
over and 30 sytne kicked goal, leaving
the score Cumberland II, Clemson II.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1903-12-04
MIR. BRYAN ON
THANKSGIVING
Full Text of HIS Great Speech
in London, Winch Was So
enthusiastically Applauded and
Which Won Him an OratoricaI
Triumph.

The New York Journal of thu 9th
contained a special cablegram FROM
London giving in full the Thanks
giving speech of Vim. J. Bryan. which
attracted 80 much favorable criticism
in Lonoon. The cablegram states that
it was an oratorical triumph for Mr..
BRYAN and that he completely
captured a large audience which WAS
at first Inclined TO be cold il not
hostile. Before he had spoken a
hundred words even the critical
Choate, a master of after dinner
oratory was 40 moved by Bryan i'm
FASHIONED eloquence that he applaude d
Enthusiastically, while the Duke of
Marlborough sat spellbound under
Bryan eloquence, applauaing heartily
the speakers noble perOratlon.
Choate's speech was, as usual witty.
but he interrupted IL TO observe Il
must stop IN order to give You the
opportunity to listen to the man |
know you are all crazy to hear.
Introduced by Choate.
In introducing Mr.. Bryan Mr., Choate
paid him an unusual compliment,
saying. 81 need scarcely introduce by
name this famous orator, who has
twice been candidate of a great
party to which perhaps we do not all
belong; but he IS an honest man.
whose purity Of character and I'M
bounded cheerfulness Of temper have
disarmed even his political adversarles
of personal hostility.
Bryan returned Choate's com
pliments handsomely. The orator was
in fine voice, and fascinated the scores
OF titled Establishment who were guests
at the table, by the magnetism OF his
eloquence, while the ladies at the
tables and in the galleries cast aside
their reserve and applauded noisily.
The London Times pays Bryan the
unusual compliment of reporting him
verbatim.
After thanking Mr.. Choate for !
his many courtes1es and paying a
gallant tribute to the beauty OF
Englisnwomen. whom he said he could
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1903-12-04
not distinguish from American girls,
Mr.. Bryan said:

not distinguish from American girls
Mr.. Bryan said:
This society celebrates two
orcasIons-the Fourth of July and
Thanksgiving Day. On the Fourth W,
celebrate our independence; OF
Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge,
our dependence. On the Fourth oil
July the eagle seems a little larger
than on any other day. and its
scream may CRATE more harshly on tue
foreigner than at any other time; but
today we turn with reverence and
acknowledge our gratitude for those
blessings that have come to our
country, without thought of any ala
from human beings.
lon this occasion we may well
remember that we but build upon
! foundations that have already been
land for us All our natural resources
were the gift of Him to whom we bow
In gratitude tonight. If we show any
great development of industry we
must not forget that every nation in
Europe has sent us its trained artisans.
Ii we have intellectually advanced we
must not forget that those who have
crossed the Atlantic and cast In their
and aspirations for learning from
Europe. The free speech which we
prize so highly is not of Am erican
origin.
''Slnce l have been here | have been
profoundly Impressed with the part
EngiIsnmen have taken IN advancing
the right of free speech. And before
| came here an Engllshman challenged
Il t.nv % ~;
minatiOn to make his opinion known
when he had an Cpl Mon he thought he
ought to give to the world When /
visited the Bank of England l was
grateful that. knowing my sentiments
on the money question and the tariff,
was not driven away. l have
admired the moral courage and mani
ness of those EngJishmen who have
dared, against over whelming odds, to
assert their opinions before the world. !,
Liberty as old as the Ages.
"We sometimes feel that we possess |
q sort OF proprietary interest In the !
principle Of government set forth in
our Declaration Of Independence, yet
he principle therein set forth was not
the invention of an American mind
Thomas Jefferson expressed it In felicl-
.us language and put it into permanent
:orm, but the principle hao been felt
md thought by men before. The
doctrine that m On were created equal
md endowed with unalienable rights
md that governments derived their
ust powers from the consent of the
,overned was not invented in the
United States of America. 1t lid not {
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1903-12-04
TRIED A LAWSUIT
OVER THE TELEPHONE.
Attorney w. @. Salmon Argues a Case
Before Esq. Kennedy, at Kettle
Mills by Long Distance.

Two or three instances are on
record where couples were married
over the telephone, out Attorney w.
q. Salmon, of this city, 10 the fiji
lawyer to try lawsuit over the teie-
phone. He mad suit set for hearing
before Justice Kennedy, at Kettle
Mile, last Saturday, but owing TO a
slight indisposition he was afraid to
take the ride through the country, 80
he called the Justice up over the
telephone, and made brief staten emit
OF his side Ut the case. gave the
Justice his authorities on the law
touching on the case, and told MIN to
20 ahead and try the suit. Justice
Kennedy aid no and the suit was
tried.