Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-16
Q0WSER A LECTURER
n. Forgot to Provide Beer For His Tramp Auditors
and Was Thrown Out < Escaped With His Life

Int boys are All mere, as YOU see.
and are expecting something good.
What will You start out wth?',
"Why, think I'll relate the c:isl af a
Wftern governor who was no;l.fu.' but
tramp but who worked himself UP
hy she,er force of character.
u don't moan that VIII You START
ont by giving the boys beer or e.fzarS -
Il ann not here 10 pauder 10 vice"
stitl,ss replied MI =Bowser. s'AS am
goin@ 20 talk about iAtomHeeqaaa, /
don't p2oF"sa h min@le beer With IL"
Then W"'l make it cigars"
"WeN net make it anything af the
Kind. I'm not going u bribe any one to
i.St. u "a me,
@uit=aA- right said the man AS
ha fel! back. Yes, you are ri4.t, aud
" can - ahead
Af. EaH'&sr led off with asking hls
ap@!iAlsee bow cal0e about thqt .teI
W6r5 na@f'% AMI H. answered tic
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ala Discouraged aaeI felt tEazt =tde
E.a'.i Was a4stta2t him. g9le1e .a4~ ~
51!4a.v'. TlI9 aiq!&u~a consisted ~
- man stamping ls feet aaa crying
o0t n chorus:
=.zSar, hear. But where's tie beer
y si.:5Isaf n related tl3# Story af
IA governor. ,I5e @oeerhu3 lid 54as.l
ae .eeslati, lat owing to tl.a 3i..zoa-
~ o. AiS customers ha he'd ftilld in
hs~!GA=s~ ami t:tNe0=to Gaaltiu&=I -
hal 1Gt - lew down fbat - Won't!
'ls;d e-.s~ rom 0nd a siding hcu.
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.s1. =eE E4a0 stamped his
,sfst .'#.#5 e,irA 49,
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5f i 1:ta - la=!..I Il Us. ,Qastn
,s...o ea...::1 II i,!.2er ale ana ended nl,
II H'sA>'zy a:4a in = el1j:n&4rt3.s @1ave.
Th" fmnd~tion Of industry Integrity
aGG sazeass Wis >e5ifi1iy Not tramp
co1lia Ha9e to Mia4e4@te himself AMI
cs.ll.s a bottle iii his hjad pocket 1T the
S.gll4c tire. He was iVst preparing to
l., f,,t
intemperance on che tr;lNps of Amer
yea Whtn he was interrupted by aaoth-
eg hurst OF applause. 1t WAS another
bars5. bat the same old applause:
Hear. hear, But where's Tie beer:'
"N'l4ut does this mean:" demanded
MI BoWser as he folded his arms and
locked around him. Il came here to
SOW seeds of ambition. to ilniblant new
en- and higher ideas. to arouse your
dormant ambition and lift YOU
Hear. hear. But where's the beer?"
chofuscd the audience. While the mar
bic cutter beckoned him into tie front
shop again and whispered:
you see. you ought to have taken
the boys a little different
'IHow ditTerent:"
"You ought to have divided your talk
into four parts. with beer between each
one. That's what they are used to,
and they are rather uneasy over it.
I'm afraid you don't understand the
tramp as he is. He's got to have his
beer to help him aim high.
"Well, he won't get it from me. was
the recly. IL Was told that l would