The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-21
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Atoms, the place Of Wonders.


How many strange sights must be therel
II one only could 90 TO the place for
spell,
Returning In time of his journey 10. tell,
What a marvellous tale he might bear
For Atoms. you know. is where many
some are ground there but more things
The newspapers say almost every day.
In telling Of some sad event,
was blown OF was ground" but, in
It's sto ate atoms me pieces all went
The people who choose to play with a
And the joker who jests with the bomb.
The one who viii fool with the leg of
The man who gets gay, with the blast.
sure to come,
They al get ito atoms" at last
What a comfort it is to know that the
strife now raging in the National Guard
cannot help but make better fighters OF
our state troops.
If you look around you a bit you
viii likely find lots of people in worse
luck than yourself-so don't kick
District Attorney Eichnor evidently
believes there is great similarity be-
tween Utah and Kentucky juries, and
says in effect that both his hands are
I'D.
Persons DESTROYS of entering the pos
tai service are respectfully advised TO
hold of for time until matters quiet
down.
The people Of Glasgow, Mont. have
given the whole country an object les
SON. Reports show that Jack Brown
was lynched quietly" and, no doubt.
decently. The attention of mobs
everywhere is directed to this case as
a model Of proDriety.
That the western frontier is no mora
is conclusively proved by the circum-
stance that men, who so far as known
never stole a horse in their lives and
who have committed nothing worse
than murder are being lynched in the
range country.
In almanac statistics concerning length
June 2ist is made the longest one,
But this is clearly error so gross as to
amaze
One acquainted with the man who bears
the dun
A moments calm reflection will make
That June 21st is not the longest day;
The first of every month is the longest
When the bin fiends come around de-
handing pay.
And now there is more trouble IN
sight for the poor sheepmen. With
their time-honored feud with the cattle
men still unsettled the sheepmen have
a war with the miners on their hands.
So far as known the shipping interests
! have not yet declared against the
sheeDmen.
AS yet no expressions of regret have
been received from the people of Poca-
telIo regarding the choice made by the
young man who preferred Hades to the
flourishing Idaho town.
Reports from Saupete are to the eff
feet that grasshODQers are being caught
by tons in that country. 1t is said the
young hOppers average 80, 100000 to the
ton so it will be seen there are several
of the little critters in the neighbor-
hood.
It has been suggested that the United
States government would do well to
settle q little trine of massacre and
pillage in Kentucky before asking Rus
STA to look into the Jewish atrocities
at Kishineh.
ct h Y Observation-Disclosures
mol" or "Acetparamidothym
laether'' or Acetylamidooxyathylt
MOL" says Parsons Weekly, is
an Austrian preparation used as b.
nerve tonic, and is to be prescribed
with caution. Well, rather!
Our genial mail driver Tommy Mel
son, is reported TO be taking a well-de-
served rest for few days and is chop
nil nrN 0f sill
the Fillmore Progress Review.
No doubt Tommy VIII be so greatly
refreshed by his lay-of that he viii
find it easy to resume his arduOus Ia
Dor of driving.
A Kentuckian now sojOurning IN
Salt Lake tells this story and swears
il is true: Uncle Jube had died full Of
years and good deeds Friends and
neighbors. including six secret socie-
ties to which Uncle Jube had belonged,
assembled at the house to pay their
respects. After the services some
question arose as to which society
should have the place of honor next
behind the band. The discussion waXed
hot and for a time it looked as If six
secret societies would indulge in
free-fOr-au fight. The matter was
finally settled and the disputants, still
more or less excited. assumed their
gan to play a dirge and the corteSe
moved away toward the cemetery. The
last Of the mOurners We're just leaving
the premises when a young colore1
girl, niece Of the deceased, rushed from
the house and, running franticaIly to
the head of the procession, stopped the
music and shouted excitedly: Hol
on HoP on You all is agoin' off
an a-Ieavin' Unc' Jube in de housed"
Massillon, O., claims the tallest CHIEF
Of police. in the person of a man who
stands six feet two inches That may
win the prize for high chiefs, but If
they start any funny business about
tall policemen, Salt Lake viii enter
PatrOlman Frederick Charles AlgernOn
Reginald J4atehOuse. who, from his al
titude Of six feet seven inches, IS pre-
pared to lap soup off the head Of Mas
sillOn's chief.
The president of an anti-kissing So
ciety at Northwestern university has
resigned from the organization His
enga cement to a young lady student
vas announced at the same time, and
the explanation given is that he had to
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