The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1903-07-23
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fssrs,ion 10 Dusout Cay i... week. oaly
IL houses left standing. Eastern Mao
My eoodEessI Hos many we're there tei
fore The anf Western Mao Nineteen.
CLARA (i.hi q for . compliment)
This 10 Jour iourh dance With me, Why
donf you dance with ONE Of The other
Rflsf Charlie Well. the fact 10 / dsnce
90 badly bate to ssk them
-Weslihy CT EN- - Bat 1 said distinct.
ly 10 my advertisement that / vsuted 81
felisbis colored coschm Az" aud you are
red faced lfishm'n, Applicant Bat, .nr,
s9r, isn't red rs Reliable color - blscki
-Hs-We nua osonomi,e. Snpposs,
darling. that yoa Try yoat handle, msklns
your osn clothing. She OF George dear.
never could do that sorpo.e | begin
BY trying 10 make yours.
Docs II cost much TO live In the ei.,i
asked The Fnrsi youth. Atoa. The zane
III costs to live 10 the eoootry, replied
the village sage. "hut It coats like iury TO
keep up sppesrsnces. III
Nov; children, ell The teacher, which
little buy or sirl can tell the mesnips OF
The word 'humidi',r Johony Wise els,st.
ed bis hsnd, Yoa may tell %. Jahnny.
Humidity Is when jour clo'es sticks.
Bay. Parker, Why doss that dentist 20 -
sroond telling sir.nse's funny siori.si
Why, lie hss 80 tye Tor basiuess. Wher
they laugh be notices their teeth, and II
they coed n1irg up be passes over card n
jenkins THIN you mesn u tell mo :
have told lief Chan bers Well, no;
dooi vsh to be qaite so role - ih.,, bu,
will s'y ihis-you soold make . YER,
good weather prophet.
Caller 80 The doctor broush, you .
little siss'r the other night. chr Tommy =
fsh. guess II vas The doctor done II.
Anyway. l heard him telling % soms
lime $50 at ips diia' p.y bis cid bill
he'd make trouble for Tin.
Senator Feaenden ooce came ro,rins 30
u President Lincoln ever . question Of
'slrooHss The president listened iii The "a
torn ass over. then skes: Yeu are a.
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10 f1a E9iscopslisus all ssesr Allie. %
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