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Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-06
THE GIRL WHO is LOVED.
She Must Be Admired by Those OF
Her Own Sex.

She Must Be Admired by Those OF
Her O1yn Sex.
4 woman cannot be said to be truly
attractive or popular unless she is
loved and admired by the members of
her own sex as we'll rs the opposite.
She must be welcomed by all, old and
young. male and female, or she cannot
be called an attractive woman without
reservation.
She must be herself, her best self,
at all times and with all people. She
must think and act for herself and eX-
press her own opinions rather than try
to copy some person she may admire
or who is admired by the lords Of crea-
ton. individuality when combined
with polite manner and tact is always
attractive. \ wOman's happy, infec-
tious laugh is better than medicine or
advice, and her CHEEKY presence is as
welcome as the sunshine.
\ girl TO be truly popular never says
mean things about other girls, thinking
that the men will like her better, and
she doesn't try to mOnopOlize the atten'
tons of all the men at once, but is will
ing to let other girls have their share
Of admiratio and attention along with
her She doesn't NOPE and retreat
within herself If there are no men
about to admire her, but she cheerfully
sets about making the best of matters
without them and making such com.
panions as she has happier and bright
er for her presence.
If she has 4 grievance, she keeps 1t to
herself, for woman with a grievance
Is very soon voted u bore. The weep
ing, fainting, sad eyed young woman is
very much out Of style nowadays not
only III novels, but in real life, and the
healthy, happy, independent, cheerful
and sunny girl has totally eclipsed her
In NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Queen.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-06
DAVID GARRfCK.
The Great Actors Art and HIS Wife'A
Rallied Feelings.

Mrs. Garric;S admiration of her hus.
bands dramatic talents was intense,
and OIL his great nights she would hang
over her b0N. next the stage. in rap
turOuS delight. The one flaw i'll her
idol, she claimed. was taste for low
life, for which she blamed him greatly,
insisting that hc loved better to play
Scrub to q low lived audience than one
of his superior characters before an
audience of taste.
On one particular occasion she was
in her box in the theater when Gar
rick's impcrSonatiOn Of Richard III.
was applauded 10 the echo. In that
day Il farce followed the tragedy of the
evening. and rs Mrs. Garrick rose TO
leave before It her husband came to
the box to say he had some business i'll
the grcenroom which would detain him,
so most unwillingly the lady was
obliged to acQuiesce and remain
through the closing entertainment.
This proved to be comical series of
laundering adventures which had be
fallen countryman who had lett his
farm to see London and on his return
gave his neighbors an account Of the
wonders he had met.
This characterization was received
with such peals Of applause that Mrs.
Garrick, ever Jealous of her husbands
fame. began to think it rivaled thoS"
lately laviShcd on Richard III. Her
feelings were nearly worked UP to fr-
yer heat when she was attracted b.?
the frantic efforts of her little SpanI".
dog to OvorIrap tiIc balcony that Scpa
rated him from the stage. when Shr
immediately became aware Of the trutb
that the actor was Garrick ana eN
claimed. "Sj"rmgp riIt Il dog should
know his m;S;rr whey the woman who
loved him l,,~,r in tie world could nrI
pierce his liz o" 80"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-06
whOOplng Cough,

A woman who has mad expert.
ence with this disease, tells how tc
prevent any dangerous consequence
es from 1t. She says. Our three
children took whooping cough last
summer, our baby boy being only
three months old, and owing to our
giving them Chamberlain's Cough
RENE dy, they lest none of
plumpness and came out In much
better health than other children
whose parents did net use this
remedy. Our oldest girl would call
Justify for cough syrup between
whoops Jessie PINKEY HALL,
Springville, Ala. This Remedy is
for sale by &. ". Grier
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-06
SciatIc Rhe um atism Cured After Four
teen Years of Suffering.

II have been afflicted with sciatic
rheumatism for fourteen years, y
says Josh Edgar, of Germantown,
Cal. "I was able to be around but
constantly suffered. I tried every
thing I could hear of and at last
vast told to try c hamberlain's Pain
Balm, which I did and was imme'
diately relieved and In a short time
cured, and I am happy to say 1t has
not since returned" Why not use
this liniment and get we'll. 1t Is
for sale by c. W. Grier.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-06
A Little Early Riser

now and then, at bedtime will cure
constipation, b!liousness and liver
troubles. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers are the famous little pills
that cure by arousing the secretions
moving the bowels gently, but ef'
fectualIy. and giving such tone and
strength to the glands OF the stom-
ach and liver that the cause of the
trouble Is removed entirely, and II
their use Is continued for a few
days, there will be DO return of the
complaint. Sold by
Opsra House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-06
Very Strange.

eyes. we're engaged" said Mr.. Sopit.
Il recall very WILDLY now that the first
night | met her | dreamed Of kissing
her. Strange, wasn't it,
Yes" replied Miss Snappc; Il should
think that would be the last thing you d
dream Off, Philadelphia Press.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-06
An Advantage Hen Have.

"Men always have all the best Of it, y
she emarked ruefully.
'In what way:" asked her dearHs:
frieaG.
'Why, l was just thinking how much
more interesting it would be if prices
went up and down at the bargain cOuE
ter the way they do on the Stock EX-
change ."--Chicago Post.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-06
Domestic Economics.

Shc-Do you think my cooking Is
economical?
Te-Why. yes. Your bread lasts
much longer than does the cooks
Yonkers Statesman.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-06
Quotations.

In the window of the butcher snOp
hung half Il dozen dressed rabbits.
DobbinS (,;ickinS his head in ut the
doow-What are you paying for cats
now:
Butcher (wilhoEt looking mp from the
package he WAS ;idircSSin%J-Oh, about
stecn cents pur.-kanSaS City Journal
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-05-06
The Usual Way.

He-How did you come to get inter.
ested in that story?
She-I liked the way it ended.-De-
troit Free Press
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
Latest In Lingerie.

In lingerie the latest imported sug.
gestion consists in the leaving of
& tiny space in the midst of the ex-
quiSite hand embroidery with which
these garments are to be incrusted,
to be filed in later with the owners
initial or monogram.
A chemise shown by an importer
has a low, round neck, finished off
with tiny square scallops done in
fancy buttonhole stitch. Below this
was a tracery of trailing vines, del
icately embroidered. At the left the
vines were formed into a sort of en-
pire wreath for the reception of some.
body's monogram.
This monogram scheme was seen
also in night dress, where a heart
shaped decoration is embroidered
over the left breast, in the yoke. A
corset cover had insertions of Valen-
ciennes lace alternating with narrow
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
s, z ql|gIDta;'@:5'5
MIX cans should be secured WIN

Milk cans should be secured with
salt.
To keep brass bright, rub with q
rag dipped in salt and vinegar.
Finger marks can be removed from
painted woodwork by rubbing with a
cloth wrung out in ammonia and dry
whiting. This does not injure the
paint.
To keep flies out Of the larder,
sponge the windows daily with weak
solution of carbolic acid and water.
You will never be troubled with flies
if you do this.
Before hemming tablecloths, table
napkins, etc, the edges should be
made perfectly straight. Instead OF
cutting with scissors, a thread should
be drawn out; then you will get an alb
solutely even line.
Always have a white kitchen table.
A board covered with tin or zinc is
very useful to put on the table, on
which to stand hot saucepans and
dishes when serving dinner. This is a
great saving to the table.
Do not use cornmeal or tea leaves
in sweeping carpets. The cornmeal
will attract water bugs, and tea leaves
unless we'll washed are liable to leave
a stain. Use instead small pieces Of
newspaper we'll dampened.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
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Elton jackets cut qulte figure on
the new frocks.
Lay in stock Of gay buttons If you
want to be up to date.
Mauve crepe de chine dresses are
among the most charming.
Every modiste has taken an un.
precedented fancy for tucks.
Long-waisted bodices and very short
skirts are worn by wee folk.
Tussore has proved itself a most
economical fabric because almost ever.
lasting.
More than one fall street suit will
serve all winter with an extra lining
in the Jacket.
A toque made of velvet violets
tinged mauve rather than blue is ex,
tremely fascinating.
Mauve buckskin shoes and mauve
silk stockings complete the mauve
toilet for evening or gala afternoon
wear.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
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20 H7GAT6Sc.

Add a little salt to the stove polish
and 1t will not rub off so quickly.
Ants dislike boraX, so sprinkle II
over shelves in pantries, ETC., where
they are troublesome.
To clean zinc wash first in hot
soda water and then rub with a fan.
mel dipped in turpentine.
A kitchen stool is a great comfort
to delicate woman for sitting on
when washing dishes or cleaning yege.
tables.
For waterproofng boots melt to-
gether a little mutton suet and bees.
wax, rub it over the soles and slightly
over the edges where the stitches are.
Japanese trays should be washed
with sponge and cold or tepid
water. Wipe dry, then dredge over
little flour and polish with a soft
cloth.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
Latest and smartest Parasol.

A fluffy parasol for lovely America
to shade her pretty face is Of chiffon
ia the new yellow shade. The foun.
dalton is of yellow silk. all hidden by
a mass of chiffon frills, mounted by
a huge rose Of yellow chiffon. The
f,ounce hanging from the edge is "
shaped at every rib. forming a charm
ing, irregular frame for mademoisei
les lovely face.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

The first gown Is an exquisite crea-
ton Of faded mauve mousseline de
sole and lace The skirt lie covered
with three nounces OF lace. each edged
with a double ruffle OF the mousseline
de sole. The upper fiounce is shirred
and pulled at the top. forming a hip-
yoke. The blouse il entirely covered
with large cape collar, trimmed with
li...le rrills OF lace. or ruches Of the
mousse,ine de sole. The corselet gir-
die is Of mauve taffeta OF a deeper
shade than the gown. The full sleeves
are of the moussellns de sole, finished
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
Rather Quaint,

The pelerine and the scarf worn
low on the shoulder are in the fash
ionable horizon. The perlerine yoke
appears in many of the fall gowns.
This is close-ftting yoke, that
reaches almost to the under-arm seam
in width, extends over the sleeve tops
and gives an exaggerated long-shoul-
der effect. Plated boleros and bodices
are mounted on these Jokes. 1t is
used, also, in the new shirtwaists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

pretty roundness to the waist, and the
fulness is confined at the waist by
a belt. The lining may or may not
be used and the blouse may be gath
cred and stitched to the waist, or ad-
justed by the belt. The skirt is five
gored, the most approved style for
misses and girls, and will a good
model to follow for either suit or as
a separate skirt. The back may be
made with an inverted box plat or
gathered.
Any of the waist materials or Fall
suitings will make up satisfactorily
in the mode, although a serge, mo-
hair, cashmere or lightweight wool
ems will be exceedingly pretty when
combined with a bright braid for dec
orations.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

IN q variety of materials. This stylish
one can be made with the collar and
trimming, as illustrated, or without,
as shown in the small sketch, and Is
adapted to a wide range Of materials,
but as shown, is made Of rose col
ored linen trimmed with white en-
broidery.
The frock consists of the fronts and
the back both of which are laid in
box plaits, and is shaped by means
Of shoulder and underarm seams. Elk
tensions at the waist line in the I'M
derarm seams are laid in inverted
plaits to give extra fullness to the
skirt
The quantity of material required
for the medium size Is years. is 51A
yards q inches wide, S1a yards A
inches wide, or 3 yards So inches
wide.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
ai.st In Rathlnn suits-

A popular bathing suit is made OF
mohair, having the skirt laid in plaits.
All the newer suits are high in the
neck and have elbow sleeves. The
blouse is trimmed with white braid.
A bandana handkerchief lined with
rubber cloth protects the-halr -Four
and ons-half yards of material Is
inches wide are required for the suit
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

just below the elbows with frills Of
the same. The other gown is Of
changeable blue silk. The skirt is
composed Of three deep flounces. each
encircled with a wide band of lace or
guipure insertion. The upper one is
plated over the hips. The blouse is
OF lace. with round tucked yoke of
white silk; II is covered with a triple
shoulder collar OF the changeable silk.
ornamented with carved silver but
tons. The full sleeves are Of lace.
finished with deep tucked cuffs of the
white silk. The draped girdle is OF
plain blue silk.-La Mode Artistique
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
OF the 1850 Girl.

The 1860 girl is still popular in the
picturesque models of 1903, the low
shoulder yokes and cape effects being
the favorite among ladies' tailors.
The 1860 sleeve follows that style of
shoulder by natural sequence, all pref
ty thin materials being used for the
full under-sleeve.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

The Rochester Union and Advertiser
wants to know whether women will
be given any of the advantages Of the
new Pulitzer school of journalism.
Certainly. They will have an oppor.
tunity to read the improved news.
papers.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

An Indian Territory paper reports
that a man caught a hardshell turtle
in the Washita river few days ago
that measured three and half feet in
length and weighed seventy pounds
This may be considered the greatest
snap Of the season.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Some of the principles of sport are
queer. Sir Thomas, for instance, is
expected to be consoled by the fact
that the evidence showing his boat
to be wholly inferior was absolutely
conclusive.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Mrs. Casey-Yis, an l think it's a
good husband he'll make her, too. Ye
can always tell what's in man from
the look NV of his eye.
Mrs. Kelly-Maybe, Ellen, maybe.
But many's the time I've seen the
tears rise in Denny's when it wasn't
salt water he'd been drinkin'.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

ut may not be next year" says
Cir Thomas, "or even the year after.
but / am coming back after the cup. "
We feel authorized to say that Sir
Thomas time allowance will be ex-
tended as long as he desires.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Reputation, says Little Henry to
readers OF the Chicago Tribune, sis
what a prize fter has to go and get.
Karakter is what the cook has to
bring with her"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Another reason for believing that
the American girl should marry an
American man is the fact that in a
vast majority of instances that is just
what the American girl does.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Though the weapon used by the
assassin" who attacked Premier
Combes was an overripe tomato, 1t is
not safe to infer that there was any.
thing soft about the stones thrown at
King Peter.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
Summer Thought.

This heat is enough to drive a
man to suicide"
"ff he's a fool"
'T'm not so sure"
"Well, a good man won't kill him
self anyway, and a man who isn't
good certainly would be foolish to kill
himself to escape the heat. Detroit
Free Press.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
|HlJrIGl2
OF THE ENN
Hadn't Scared.

understand" said the Philoso.
lher, that you are financially inter-
,sted in Slangley's flying machine"
YES" replied the Wise Guy, "he
et me on the the ground floor"
"Well?"
WELL am still there-and so is
Ihe machine"
Sail ho!" called the lookout.
"Whereaway?" asked the first mate.
"Six p'ints off the lee bow"
MAKE it eight pints," ordered a
thirsty passenger, 81 can drink quart
myself any time. Judge.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
cheerfuIly Contributed.

Say" whispered the stranger In
church, whats this collection for?"
"This Offering" replied the mas
with the collection plate, lis for for
eign missions"
That's all right, then" said the
stranger, producing dollar; 81 was
goln to say il it's fur the choir 1t ain'i
worth It,"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

A casual review of the clrcum-
stances attending his own rise to the
throne should assure King Peter that
bullet-proof underwear is essential to
his health.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
Attractive.

"Then you've been to Niagara?"
Eyes. l was quietly married last
Tuesday week, and the next day
reached Niagara. Soon as we got
there l started out to see the Falls
with my w.t."
Magnificent, eh?"
"You bet. You should have seen
all the other men turning around to
look at her as we passed."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
The GUNNER Resort Band.

The GUNNER Resort Sand.
That band lsader is very obliging
and considsrate."
Hadn't observed it, answered the
crusty citizen.
why, he plays everything hat any
body requests"
Eyes. And II you ask him not to
play something be takes encorss on
t."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Bulgaria does not want to do any
fighting when lot of big fellows are
standing around for the purpose of
seeing that it does not hurt any one.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

After five years of life the Paris
Journal run by women has suspended.
This may prove that the Chicago sis
tiers were wise in taking their venture
out in talk.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Sir Thomas wishes to sell his Sham
rocks. Is there not some enterprising
city that would like to buy one and
set 1t up in a public square as deco
ration.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
And Not Over Here.

81 think you must be mistaken, sir"
the old man Clipped in.
"What about?" demanded his neigh
Dor in the crowd.
Didn't just hear you remark you
were glad the war in Bulgaria was
over?"
mot exactly. I said was glad II
was over in Bulgaria"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

The New York Times prints a long
editorial on women and Radium,"
and never so much as mentions which
is the more valuable.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

II Sir Thomas is really willing to
sell the Shamrock for a song, some
people would be more than willing to
swap "Hiawatha" for her.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01
e.st Kind Of Proof.

Here" exclaimed the IrHte Gus.
toner to the trunk dealer. 7 thought
you said that chest bought Of you
was mothproof.?"
WELL" said the dealer. wasn't it7-
moi When opened 1t my things
we're fun Of mothsi"
-0reat Scott. mani What better
proof Of en- DO you vsD
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

JUlS AuIuluu lOI
girls and misses
school frocks. In
the charming de-
sign shown here
the suit may be
varied by using the
blouse with separ-
ate skirt and vice
versa. The little
yoke effect in front
is very pretty, and
when m a d g OF
white or light col
ors livens up a
dark S uit most
wonderfully. T h g
front of the waist
is gathered slight
ly at the yoke
edge, this giving a
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Only half as many diamonds were
imported during July, 1903, as in July,
1902. No statistics of diamonds SNUG
gled are available.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

the middle Of the
front, on each side
of which are two
side plaits. 1t Is
fancifully trimmed
around the hips,
Stimulating a yoke,
with bands of gui-
pure, and is finish
ed at the bottom
with tucks.
T h e blouse Is
covered W | I h q
triple collar trim
med with guipure
and ( | n | s h g d
around the slightly
low neck with a
band of dotte d
foulard. This also
I o r m s the cuffs
a n d the girdle.
The cravat is of /
cred ends. Wiener
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Mrs. Langtry's disrobing scene in
her new play is advertised as mild, "
and yet she hopes for successful
season.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Evidently the only way Capt. Hob
son can put an end to these annoying
rumors predicting his marriage is to
get married.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

A great many ducks are wondering
what all this loud, popping noise
means that greets them whenever
they hover over a pond.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Physicians advise the public to boil
the water and to boil the milk, but
not a word is said about boiling the
beer.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Society Tennis" is the heading Of
an eastern paper. Love 40" and
deuce" with exclamation points,
seem to be intended.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

II the Albanlans win it will be an.
other grand triumph foc the rainy day
shirt.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Nicholas cannot understand why
any of his subjects should want to
have dynamite go off under his chair.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

They say that Shamrock III. is a
prettler boat than the Reliance. No
doubt there are prettier mares than
Lou Dillon.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

More than 100000 children are
born in this country every year-each
Of which seems to its admiring parents
the most important.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

strips of the muslin, showing a hand.
wrought design in mistletoe. At the
left the mistletoe formed a sort Of
inverted wishbone for the reception
of the future monogram.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Vice Consul Magelssen had a mar
row escape, but Turkey had a much
narrower one.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-01

Sir Thomas Upton has just about
made up his mind that it is impossible
to do the impossible.