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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-10-24


shooting stars start trip Bought four rings for
my wife, who is out of the hospital
Wednesday-Went trip to the holi-
day, four hundred stars went with me. had to stay
until nine because of the lateness of the train.
Thursday-Paids Ginger my gardener, million
rubies for his yearly salary Got four CATS dog
eight kittens. They all came in shoe bag
Friday-Had to have Little Willie the giant put
phosphorus the northeast corner Of the
where it rubs against the when they pass each
other. =. -: .%c7@~s<- - 49,
Saturday--Went to see pretty little girl that lives
the street. She is about a hundred years Old
= Sunday-Went to four churches and six Sunday
schools. Had roast bear for dinner Tt from the
"big bear" constellation. 4.EtEz.@s--T*eft 3
Monday caught alligator eating of my
automobiles. S.zSzz5sS -.
Tuesday, Thor #at funeral which he
holding the end Of his little finger He said that the
smallest pig in Mr. Grunt's family had died. -
Wednesday, had to make laws for polite
Tip your hat to all stars that barefooted
2-You must not eat noodle pie at ball games ...
Thursday had to have more phosphorus
put the It cost nine million dollars
5.-~.-,. + Kenneth Kennicott,
Seventh Grade Luverne MINI. :
-. BATTLE or. RED OK ..-..
Sad Day and Great Loss Of Life in This Fairy
Republic. :.
s. ss@ (Fifth and Sixth Grade PriZe.)
N ONDAY, Sept. 20, 1584-L the president of Fairy
iVl land. have to-day heard rumors of uprising in
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JOY AND SORROW
Northwestern Juniors Pose AS Presi-
dents and Reveal the Numerous
Trials of the Office. y
TOPIC-A PRESIDENTS DIARY.
f the Office.

UGH a mixture there in the papers
a this week. Republics rose and fell,
- n made and unnlade in the twinkling of
w. eye. The whole face of the earth, inside
kxEMREK9 and out, took entirely geo.
@n@s graphy under imaginative pens 1t would
9 SE3H be rarely interesting map, could the
EN1f@H publics of this week be accurately placed
E@9H(@s - But so many had President Roosevelt
. @H in mind even when the fact not speci-
~ & fed. They went hunting-and always for
HBD BEARS they had daughter, Alice, who
i &z2 wanted an automobile; and son, Teddy
ea1Aa>SsS1sa~ who wanted something else either
gun a hunting dog And without exception Alice
went without her desire while Teddy received his.
is hardly needless to that the latter writer's
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happened, One cOnfeSseS ne a
tree with the intention of robbng nest. AS in the
"Robber Kitten,' the branch broke off, and whether
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Farm Lands.

FOR SALE OR TRADE-TEN THOUSAND
acres Of hardwood timber land. right at the
So per acre; VIII take one.third trade in
other property and balance In five yearly pay
ments. Chas O. Elwood, Scandinavian Anneri I
can Bank building, st. Paul, Mimi -
1000 ACRES GOOD LANDS, CROW WING
county, SEQ ow %
acres eastern central Minnesota. in tracts t., !
der At giving to ii Send Henry eor
Troy, 6g2 Guaranty building Minneapolis
FREE GOVERNMENT REsERvATIoN LAND
circulars and booklet furnished free upon APP !
plieation;, LithoEraph township piats at 25c
Sank .. q Mps Bldg aicet and
Sd st.
HoMEsTEADs IN NORTHERN MINNEsoTA--;
We can locate you on claim near railroad:
has good timber and good soil; land to be-
opened Nov 10. Last chance to use your
right a and get something good Union Locating
24o-AcRE FARM, GOOD NEW BUILDINGS; 10,
miles south Of Minneapolis; will sell with all
stock and machinery, feed, ETC., at a bargain,
Lyndale, Shakopee road; only $50 per f.
z. Pitcher, Rank Commerce.
$50 ACRE STOCK AND DAIRY FARM BUTT.
ing right up to city limits, and only one
mile from street cars; 90 acres corn, 90 acres
timothy and clover; nine room house; barns
Phoenix building. 4,
WE HAVE FEW IMPROVED AND UNIM.s
proved farms for sale on easy terms; Will
take choice stocks of goods or city property In
| exchange as part payment for same. W. H..
Morse Land Co.. Crookpton. MINI. s:ts.s
MUST SELL-oNE-QUARTER SECTION BEST
| North Dakota land, II miles from town; 200
takes 1t: $500 cash. balance to suit party;
bank reference; call Or write 4. Parks. Eu-4
reka, MINI. ~ fss"z'
HAVE A GOOD FARM IN THE RED RIVER
| valley; will trade for general merchandise or
| groceries as part payment. Address Box 4S5.s
| Breckenridge. MINI. e
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JoBBING CARPENTER


JoBBING CARPENTER; WORK WANTED BY
the day or job. 726 LIST ef s.
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WANTED-REAL ESTATE

limits, near North Side high school; plat into
120 lots; valued 5000 each: location 2eth avi
and PERM; city water. sidewalk streets
residence on Lowry hill and vicinity. Hobart
Land Co., Phoenix building.
HAVE CLEAR PROPERTY WITHIN TWO,
blocks of Dayton Dry Goods store, with alley
on side, well worth 5000, for home on the.
hill; your property, If what want Will
show property. Hobart, Phoenix building.
CAN SELL YOUR REAL ESTATE, NO MAT
ter where located New and improved meth
Cd. Write for particulars. n. N Bradbury
6o5 New York Life building. Minneapolis.
MINI.
LIST YOUR HOUSES AND LOTS FOR SALE
with us. We have buyers waiting. Frost &
Upson, 100 Temple Court p
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NOVEMBER 8, 1908.
REAL ESTATE--FOR SALE
Improved.

,1 H - =. =. ~
Ls. E Ises for s ssSer f 81 seller
a. Wft i1l new oe moderp house
ane s he pss1 q selling
ooooLet, aeSl2s to alley, WIN t moaeT Sa
up nlneroon mouse, d NOT anu Eoia
Msil; city Wafsr sever. gas, electric T Ssils,
grate ana n rin r t IN lam
h ,arr inst q. %. me we" " tne 'aAe =
e, ooo pa n tsatn. Ne, aa, o44a,o oi .,
~ Ti lslhe,ioo foLlast' s9ou ud it
e0x12s to alley. Near church, school and
two good car lines.
One Of the finest PROPOSITIONS in good home or
and 9th st. 3 This property consists Of a
corner, 1896. with a beautiful lawn and
A house Of IL rooms, with all modern
conyeniences. Also small house OF six
rooms room ~ IN hn aGe reaf here IS plenty OF
ne e .au, This property, being near the state
come On Tho nr re ue + 70 pay a ianse en
price and terms ms "aA'eu' pc il' ~
So, 500 only, buys that nice little home, all mod
I 70 nes
church .,ll and school East front, large lot.
ia. WAITEBs Shl Ss sasy; yopx INN Dr,rr ,,,,c
:: :: y 90 49, WV ionh LIFE BolLDlNG.
HOUSES FOR SALE.
S99IInat extraordinary bargain In house,
1857 Portland ay; fine oak finish to four rooms
with particuary ha amn a
cellar stairways; full basement with good
laundry and hot air and hot water furnace
Four large, bedrooms on second floor with
fully equipped bathroom; attic stairs wide
fortabfy access3hla T FTom easily ana com
Resigned and We'll brt. Io n4 t 40 tI rS
| crates polished 1oors e1actric bells gas and
gas fxtires. IL nawjv danoratod on5' in S,ian
did condition; faces east on one Of our best
avenues; Ih1s house would cost to build to.
| gay $o,o0O; the lot Is worth 81 200; total,
c. walton 800 Hen ns 1oe 'nspee''n. nuMuno
WILL SELL AT SNAP PRICE FOR CASH,
| OF e4Gnange Lor clear income property In MIN
Weapons, ciean modern stock or dry goods.
! including ladies' furnishings etc., and a good
line Of m ems eiothing; the Whole invoicing at
for selling: this Is an eSceptionai Opportunity
| and will stand close inyestigation AddraIs
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HORSES, CARRIAGES WANTED
cows, DOGS, PoUITRY. ETC.

GH-GRADE, FRESH, JERSEY MILCH cow
r. for sale at half price because she kicks. In-
quire 1920 Groyeland av Twin City tele-
phone, 1896.
WANT TO BUY ABOUT 30 BARRED PLYM.
outh Rock pullets. Inquire 1920 Groveland
nv. Twin City telephone. 1896, any evening,
or room 8, Globe building.
A GOOD FAMILY MICH cow FOR SALE
cheap; good rich milk. Call at 3213 Aldrich
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LOST AND FOUND


LosT-A FUR COLLAR ON FRIDAY AFTER
noon after the football game, somewhere be-
tween 18th av n and 'iira , NV, and 24th. ay n
bringing to Miss Hamley. 5000 Blaisdell avs.
LOST Or, sToLEN-BANK BOOK NO. l4640s,
issued by the Farmers ana Mechanics, Savings
Bank of Minneapolis Is not returned to I, said
male for duplicate thereof.
TAKEN BY YOUNG MAN, EVIDENTLY A
student, on leaving the football grounds last
of owner. Its return to 30 Phoenix building
will be greatly appreciated.
PARTY WHO PICKED UP $40 IN POWERS
store last @ morning is now
p. NJ. Friday other means will be used: no
questions asked. 8 II
SIS REWARD FOR RETURN OF BLACK SILK
marked r. J.. Gottshall. Left, at Union depot
Monday morning. Return y to 9l7 Guaranty
building. ~. Mss
on one Side. either on SD st. between Por tland
and Chicago av or on Chicago av between SD
and ,3Sth SITS; return for reward to 1915 Nieol.
yellow with white collar, about same size;
lost yesterday afternoon on Dupont and ssth
st. 1901 Lyndale ay s, or I. Q. telephone 1910.
LosT-IN THE FIRST NATIoNAL BANK,
land av. w Finder will leave with Journal or at
receiving window, postoffce, for reward.
| LoST-SUNDAY AFTERNOON, ON EAST SIDE
river boulevard, in vicinity, gold rimless
eyeglasses and pearl center gold pin. Finder
return to 1928 9th st Sc for reward. l#
LosT-LADY's SILVER PURSE, SUNDAY P.
M, Como-Harriet car, between Linden
Hill station to lake front. Return to 204
Andrus building for reward. s.. ! i:
LosT--BLAcK, cHATELAINE BAG, WITH OK
i Ii top, between 9th av s and 9th st and
7th av N for reward. III
| LosT-LADY's CHAIN PURSE, CONTAINING
calling cards and letter and email change.
| Return for reward to Mrs. f. NJ. 5Mapes, IS
Lyndale av N. 81 aalt .
| LosT-sATURDAY EVENING, LADY's BLACK
wrist bag, between the Leader and yoegeli's.
Kindly return to Journal office and keep
change. a,5g $50 ~.
FoUND-A COMPLETE SET FOR BURNING
wood ard leather, with two hours instruc-
LosT-LAP ROBE ON Sd 81 s, 10th Ay OR
i University, Sunday afternoon; reward at A.
| +. Chase's. 215 Sd st s.
LosT-sATURDAY EVENING, PAIR OF
\ opera glasses, in case Finder return to
Journal office for reward.
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FREE FUEL.

~ s.33 FREE RAILWAY FARE.
CATTLE AND SHEEP ON SHARES
To buyers of our North Dakota Lands, $3.50
to $12.50 per. acre; 175,00O acres to select
from. Excursion rates any day over all rail.
i roads. VIM. H Brown & Co., 13i La Sale ct,
Chicago. and Mandan, North Dakota. Write.
for maps and facts.
8 riet, part OF the Bull farm located on 4Sth
st, but just outside city limits; fertile soil,
all fenced. little timber, two acres meadow
balance field for chickens, fruits berries ye,s.
e tables;ss fine home. speculation. Investments
worth much more than priced at; investigate;
rush.. be spry; come in; look It up Hobart
Phoenix building. e S. 80
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BICYCLES AND AUTOMOBILES

FOR SALE-SNORLD BICYCLE, GOOD CONDI-
ton. coaster brake. Will sell cheap. 719
Boston block.
FOR SALE-1903 GASOLINE TOURING CAR.
For particulars address 4727, Journal +.
GOOD RAMBLER AUTOMOBILE. ADDRESS
202 Oneida block.
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FOR RENT
Unfurnished Houses.

0 o 90 o 20 90 o. o 20 o 90 20 o
. VERY DESIRABLE MODERN HOUSE OF Q
0 IL rooms, and barn, on RidgeWood Nv, O
0 for rent q
0 WALTERsL L. BADGER, o
0 300 and 3O4 Oneida Building. \. .
o o
0 o o o. o o o o o o 0
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MINNET0NKA PROPERTY

SEE OR WRITE A. s. APGAR, EXCELSIOR,
Mimi, for Lake sMtnnetonka cottages and fruit
farms. Some bargains In sight now.
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FINANCIAL
CHEAP MONEY.
LONG TINE.
EASY

PAYMENTS.
II pays to borrow of 8
MINNEAFCLIS LOAN co.
d, PRIVATE LOANS. IF YOU WANT
MONEY AND A FRIEND. TOO. CALI.
~ ON Us. u
,<..$- 1913 WE LOAN MONEY 81
Al ON FURNITURE, PIANOS, HORSES, i
WAGONS, ETC. without removal from
four possession, located anywhere In !
Aennepin county, All THE LUWESt
RATES AND EASIEST TERMS.
SALARY LOANS On PLAIN NOTE;
NO INDORSER; NO HE'D TAPE;
QUICKi SERVICE; NO PUBLICITY.
( Cali on the old reliable
MINNEAPOLIS LOAN Co,
6O1-2 Globe Bldg, ~ 4th st s.
Open Avaday and Satlrday till 0 .. M. ]
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=
WALTER<L. BADGER, o
% 300 and 3O4 Oneida Building. Is .
9 o o o o o o o o o o Q Q
MODERN HOUSE.
1926 Logan Avenue N.
broom. house IN Oak Park. newly Decorated
lps' sAs E EiSStsii 81 l.. MeenonY.
Rental Expert, 5tsatF .5#
Temple Court.
SOLO E 18th ST., 8 ROOMS, BRICK, BATH,
furnace, gas; possession ut once.
Sl5-62b 18th ST z rooms, city water, newly
SO 2io4 3 22d ST, 4 rooms, city water; pos
HUI &. Il FULLER, sos PHOENIX.
2o1s COLUMBUS AV, EIGHT ROOMS, NEWLY
papered and painted: full cemented basement,
kshen large Closets gas fixtures and Shades
only $50. Edmund G.. Walton. 300 Hennepin.
WE CAN RENT YOUR HOUSE OR STORE,
collect your rents, and will save you money.
We give same our personal care and atten-
ton Frost Il Epson, 100 Temple Court.
POO 1st av S-Nine rooms modern, $25. Her.
mann, 40 Phoenix.
LAUDERDALE & co. HAVE s42 HENNEPIN,
ten rooms, modern, with barn; nice, condition.
Party now occupying 1t IS Ill and wishes to dis
TEN-RooM MODERN HOUSE, sac LOGAN Av
n, vacant Nov. Is: 9Th av N car. A. w.
Carlton. first floor N. Y. Life bldg.
NINE-RooM MODERN HOUSE, 1914 HENNE-
pin ay, hardwood floors; furnace. A. w. Carl
ton, first floor N. Y. Life bldg.
HANDSOME NEW, sEvEN-RooM FLATS;
hardwood finish; decorated; all modern but
heat Call 723 14th av N.
FOR RENT-HoUsE, SEVEN ROOMS, AT 112a
bryant av N. Inquire at 111S Bryant av N.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1903-06-04
CHAPTER XII.
FRIENDS AND FOES.

1t was strange that bit of paper
scrap of torn envelope-could have
such a tonic effect on an elderly man S
spirits but Job Hendricks seemed high
~ elated over the discovery he had
made in the Ellisons' house.
While the sudden fitting of Ellison
was a surprise to him, he believed he
Should have no trouble In finding him,
for he would have to appear when the
murder case came up for trial.
When he assured himself that the
young girl had been taken away that
morning by her father, he felt that for
the present he had no business further
in the town. What settled the question
of his going was when he entered his
room al the inn and found his bag had
been broken and it's meager contents
scattered about. 1t appeared as IL the
searcher, in a rage, had tossed the
things recklessly around because he
could not find what he wanted.
Job accepted the incident with good
humor.
So they have left some one behind
to try and get hold of that paper" he
said to himself. with that in Ellison's
possession he might bite his thumb at
me. But he never will, as long as /
am able to stand upright"
The most important articles of his
belongings he thrust in his bullying
pockets. and the rest he restored to the
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1903-06-04

You are mighty long winded with
Your cursed story" exclaimed Mr..
Ellison, as he leaned back in his
chair and yawned. DO be brief
II amt no Geographic talker .
grumbled the young man sullenly.
II got to tell this in my own way or
not at ALL"
"rhere-there. was only trying
to hurry you up a bit' said the
other, seeing that he could gain
nothing by his irritation.
rs soon as he finds out that I
/ was one of the people-though he
was nothin but a low down sort o.
half-breed hisself--we got to be
quite chummy, and then / axes him
4 If he knows anything about the
4 party l was lookin' after. Bless We.
he knowcd all about Inn. The Teller
had paid the camp Il visit the day
/ before
! And who is hee" and Ellison
drew his chair nearer and the bored
looked disappeared from his face.
His real name they don't know,
but he goes by tine nickname of VIII
O the Wisp."
| "4Ah!"
yes. he's a escaped convict, for
| he was in for 20 years, and on'y es-
capped the other day, with lot of
others. Nong them was man he'd
/
name,' and here he paused and
rubbed his chin thoughtfully for a
! moment-"well, I disremembers what
1t was"-stopping and shaking his
/ head.
Wasn't it Martin Frale?" asked
| Ellison. gently.
That was it--how'd we know 2"
4 with smile
Never mind how | came to know.
But what of this Frale?"
We'll the party what escaped was
once near gettin' caught, and Frale
was mortal wounded in the row.
They managed to get him away. but
he died the next day, and they
buried him. An the party was cap
tured at last but this here WILL and
/ he must be the man / been watchin'.
That was how the story the fellow
told me rum.
Well, YOU have not done so badly
after all" and I1lisons face ex-
pressed deep satisfaction over what
he had Just learned. He rose and
walked up and down the room a few
PAGES, finally returning and standing
beside the chair where the young
man was seated.
Why didn't you continue to keep
your eye on the fellow?''
why? Cause he left his bag
and Skipped. Must have got scared
suspected he was follered--'
We'll, you must find him again"
'Me?"
Yves; 1T is more than likely that
he is in this town. He takes a deep
interest i'll the case of the young
man who is i'm prison here for what
happened at Exton.'
"'Taint likely he'd be hanging
round whore you are, guvnor. There
amt sense I'm that wagging his head
sagely.
II toll you he must be here, and
you are poor stick IL you cannot
find him"
"lf he is here, why, of course. 1 ken
get i'm, and what then"
Let me know. that is all. and now
CO.. and he went to the door, threw
it open and the visitor without am
other word, Went out
Ellison was watching him dis
pear down the stairs and was about
to return to his room, when voice
near him said pleasantly:
Looking for me, Mr.. Ellison!
Well I'm glad to meet you," and
turned to face Job Hendricks.
Continued Next Week)
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What the Baby Thought

Judge: Red OF face and long of breath
the infant lay upon the couch. over II
bent the mother, Who had been given
every advantage in musical training.
In fact. until she spoiled her future III
marrying well she had cherished vague
dreams of enthralling thousands by the
magic of her voice.
The baby howled for some reason or
other. Maybe it howled for no reason
at all They usually do.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1903-06-04
TORTURIN(1
DISFIGURINC
Skin, Scalp and Blood
HuInours
From PimpIes 10 Scr0tji.2
From Infancy 10 Age
Speedily Cared by CIItIeuTa
When All Else Falls.

The agonizing itching and burning #
the ekin, as in Eczema; the fri.;hteul
scaling, as in psoriasis the loss ofh:sir
aad crusting Of the scalp, as in scaled
head; the facial Disbursements, as IL
acne and ringworm; the awful snacl-
ing of infants, and Anxiety Of woin-
out parents, Us IN milk crust, tcttcr;s nu
salt rheum,-all demand remedy Of
almost superhuman virtues to success
fully cope with them. That CntcGtn
Soap, Ointment and Resoivent are sucil
stands proven beyond all doubt. No
statement is made regarding them that
is not justified by the strongest cvi-
dence. The purity and sweetness, tie
power to afford immediate relief, tho
certainty of speedy andpermmeut cure,
the absolute safety and great economy,
have made them the standard skin
cures, blood purifiers and humour reiae-
dies of the civilized word.
Ba'he the affected parts with he.
water and Cuticura Soap, to cleanse slla
surface of crusts and scales anti soften
the tliickeEcd cuticle. Dry, withot.5
rubbing, and apply Cuticura Ci:lt-
mens freely, to a!lay itching, Irritation
and Inflammation, and soohe and iieal,
and, lastly, take Ctticura Resolye9t, -
cool and cleanse the blood. This corr
plcte local and constitutional trvat,ac,is
affords inStal t relief, permits rest a5i>,
sleep in the seYercst forms of ec1nifa
and other itching, barniag ard seiiy
hrmours of the skin, seal, and s;s,o5!
and points to G speedy, permanent ,a.is,i
economical cure when ~ cl>e f;:ilS.
Sold h.anshcu. INC world c'eara ii-ra.y -. a
'nrni " i.ron'c Coated l'iiJ, %. 7ftas-
Lat. aDc Sop .Jc ."lsp's !'".e.. q Sla,-t,.,
So Fms. Rue de l., aiS 'io,',a < l.isti > :; 6
Souer l''ng q Oh EN- Cop s,ss itcli.es',
H5-aeni for "How to Cure Every tili- sa."
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ALL IN POINT OF VIEW.
This Man Was a Pickpocket, but He
Had the Instinct of an Artist.

ss0A S'iS suSsttiSl vi at SATIISIs
Adrian Kirk i'm McClure's: We have
cut society too much on the square,
Perpendicular and horizontal lines dc
not make the only Intelligent divisions.
The relationship of Raphael with a
pickpocket talked to once is more in
innate essentially than it is with some
makers of pictures and molders OF
"statuary." The thief had been ar.
rested because, having obtained per-
mission to live in New York provided
he did not work there, he was caught
stealing a watch.
Why did you do it?" I asked him !
simply couldn't help it. I'm no klepto-
maniac. 1t isn't the stealing like, but
the fun of doing q hard job prettily
This is the second turn I've made. The
first was like this: 1 saw rich, fat
man in a crowd, and l noticed that his
watch was hung in new way. hard tc
break. My fingers itched, not for the
watch, but to break 1t off. moved up
lifted the watch, walked away with it
and then went back and hung the thing
on the chain again. This second time
was something like that. / saw a deli.
cate job, tried it, got the watch, anc
just then the fellow happened to lool
for the time. He "hollered," and de.
tective near by pinched me. l dom;
think I'm what you'd call a natura
thief, but l like to work with IN,
fingers and l like the excitement o.
stealing"
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after suffering for five long years. / am
feeling very good and strong. | thank
you so much for Perul;l. shall raeonl-
mend it to all suffering with Tie effects
of catarrh, and consider it n luliSehal,l
blessing: shall never he without
Peruna."
For those phases of catarrn peculiar
Iro summer Pernna will be found eilica
cious.
rernna cures catarrh in Ill bases and
stages.
III YOU do not derive PROF. aIi y
factory results from the as ~ afit
write at once to DIR. He sa4ai gat5 Il
full statement of your rase NiA H. w!i
I be pleased TO give you bis valuable al
vice gratis
Address DR.. Hartman, Pes al u
The Hartman Sanitarium. Collll.,ls.s, %
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A Reminder.

Philadelphia Press: cheapley-You're in
brown study, old man.
subbubs-Hello! Yes. my wife told me
to stop at the market and get something,
and ! can't think what it was.
Cheapley-Have a cigar. Maybe that'll
help you to think
subbubs-Ah! that's it! Now remem-
Der. She wanted some cabbage.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1903-06-04

AURORA, New MEXICO. II received
Che free sample of Doans Kidney Pills
which ordered for girl nine years old
that was suffering with bed wctting, and
she improved very fast. The pills acted
directly on the bladder in her ease and
stopped the trouble j. G. LucERo.
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. My husband
received the sample of Doan's Kidney
Pills and has taken two more boxes and
feels like new man. he is a fireman on
the Grand Trunk r. r., and the work is
hard on the kidneys. Mrs. GEO. CLIFFORD.
PL1NY, W.. VA. = The free trial Of
Doan's Kidney Pills acted 30 well with
me, wrote Hooff, tho druggist. at Point
Pleasant, to send me three boxes, with the
result have gained in weight, as we'll as
entirely rid Of my kidney trouble My
water had become very offensive and con-
tanned white sediment and cloudy. l
would have to get up six and seven times
during the night, and then the voiding
would dribble and cause frequent at
tempts, but, thanks to Doan's Kidney Pills,
they have regulated all that, and l cannot
praise them too much JAS. A. LANHAM.