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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

In It's dying groans and gasps the
Daily News says, III the Telegram does
not steal matter from the columns Of
the News, let its editors explain why
they gave an account Of wedding in
issue which appeared in the
News on Thursday Here is where the
News has conyicted itself again, not only
as a thief, but as liar. The News
on Thursday contained only two we'd
ding notices. They were the Mcdaniel
stoyIe and Strother- Maxwell weddings.
Both appeared in the Telegram the day
before, and neither of them in the Sat
urday edition. Keep 1t up and you viii
soon not believe yourselves.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

As an evidence of how desirous the
public is of having change in the edi-
torship Of the Daily Telegram, it might
be weu to call attention to the fact that
its circulation is more than three times
that of the Daily News. That may be
one reason why the editor Of the News
is said to be anxious to go into the
newspaper business at Huntington This
advertisement that his paper here may
be for sale is given gratis.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The Clarksburg News makes the
charge against one of the editors of the
Telegram that he invndes homes with
his pen and breaks them up, and yet in
the very same issue that sheet heralds
the woes of a young lady who had had
trouble with her parents on account Of
her lover. That shows up the lying hyp-
oerit in all his sinfulness, even if his
grandfather was hard-shell Baptist
preacher. and even if he docs vainly
try to deceive his own parents and sis
tiers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

Even wild animal will break his leg
trying to get out, when he is caught
since this is true, and he must have
been very wild when he read the swene-
Eafew article, the editor. Of the Nws only
,oIlowed the example Of the trapped and
plunged around so fercely that he
srothed meaningless foam, except to
show the public the desperation of his
snarls.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

If the editor of the News did not get
caught, why did he get so awfuily hot
when the Telegram reached him Satur-
day evening and why did he gather what
little wit he has together and so imme-
diatcly to work on TRADE against one
of the editors of this paper that he might
detract the attention of the public from
his own humiliation and the disreputa-
BILE and unprofessionnl methods Of his
pnpcr7 His rage alone says he is guilty
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

Tho ISews and its edIror are both so
rotten that its own party repudiatcs
hem both. The morals of either do
rot bear investigation, and well the ed
tor of the News knows it, and yet he
vas the presumption and the audncity to
,ssail other people. How about the con-
fession he made last fall, which was pub
lished in one of the local papers and
never denied by him'
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

George T. Smith to Charles /. Smith,
one lot, city.
Notify S. Bates to omer w and S. G.
Swiger, 90 acres, Eagle district.
John Shaughuessy to J. J. Freeland,
one lot, Carlisle Court, city.
William b. Osborn to William A. Bac.
chus, one lot, Milford pike, Clark dis
trict.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

There is no real necessity to abuse the
Telegram editor because they got caught.
rhe proper thing to have done was to
90 out in the back yard and kick them
selves to find out whether they were
really alive and awake. Sleepy heads
can not expect to keep out of the snare,
if they can not keep their eyes open long
enough to see their way.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The editor of the News says he would
rather be a thief than liar, and yet
he fails to prove that any one else Is
liar. But he does convict his paper Of
being both liar and a. thief. So far as
the Telegram is concerned, it never said
that he was either, though it exposed
the thieyery of his paper.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

1t was generally understood that the
News would resort to vindictivcness to-
ward the editors of thispaper, to cover up
the fact that it got caught pilfering news,
from the Telegram, but some way or
ether that particular fact refuses to be
covered up.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

Not very long ago certain person
lost his job, for collecting money for
tbs firm he worked for and apProPriat-
ing it to his own use. The stealing
habit commended him to another concern
and it hired him forthwith. Birds of a
feather always did flock together
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The Daily News yesterday was re-
hash of what it has contained every cam
paign for the last four years. There is
another evidence of it's proneuess to re
hash things, just as it did the Swene-
kafew article, which gave it so much
worry and threw it into such spasms.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The News invaded home yesterday
and tried to break it up Since it is
so nice on that subject, why should it
tell the public about the desperate act
of a young Lady caused by parental OBJ
lection to her lover? And yet the hyp-
ocrits pose as saints
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

No one ever yet accused the editor
of the News of electing any Democrat to
Office and now he eonfesses that he
never did, and yet he is supposed to run
a party paper Since he has such low
opinion Of himself and his influence, it
is no wonder he quits trying.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

Have that TRADE stereotyped. It will
ave time and then, again, that is all
he campaign or any other thunder they
nave. The fact is the more they explode
the "bomb," as they call it, the weaker
is the noise.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

Following the line of utilization the
News INDUCED in yesterday, it would
not be amiss to say that the childhood
friends Of its editor caught him lying
even before he was born and have never
known him to quit the habit formed 50
early, but that does not sound well,
and we refrain from saying it, even
though it may be the truth.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The editor Of the News IS kept busy
at times trying to cover up bis nisdeeds
from his own people, 50 busy, IN fact
that he hardly finds the time to give
attention to his paper. He is terribly
afraid some Of his folks win get on to
him, but why should he deceive himself :
His face gives him away.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

ralk about a face! The News freak
one that would even prove repul-
to the Devil himself, and its heart
doubtless too black for the Devil even
think about.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The News convicted itself as thief
saturday and followed that up Monday
With a conviction of itself a. liar of
the first water. The Shades of Ananias
blush when they think about it.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The Daily News should have found
nut which one of the editors of the Tele-
ram wrote that Swenckafew article be
fore directing their villifying and pucila
nimous pen in abuse against one of the
telegram editors.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The Daily News has not yet explain
ed itself on the swenekafew incident,
notwithstanding the fact that it de
votes more columns to abusing one of
the editors of the Telegram than have
appeared in that sheet for month.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

It broke them all up so, that we have
concluded to let them know in advance
he next time we have a SwenelSa-
lew article in our columns.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22
WELcH,s NEW BARBER.

Thomas Wilson, of Cincinnati, is an
addition to F. j. weleh's tonsorial art
lists, and he holds his own with the boys.
He is very clever with the razor and
scissors.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

According to the News, the editor had
wait day to have a purpose. That
bears ont our lines of argument that the
think-tan of the News work under
rreat difficulties and ofttimes not at all.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

We told you it would make them hot,
and it did. The truth hurts. None know
it better than the News itself.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The libertines may howl all they
please against the Telegram and one
of its editors, but every time they do it,
they confess their proneness to steal and
lie.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

1t reminds one of the school boy who
got whipped Mt school and On the way
home told what he was going to do,
even whip the teaeher, who whipped him
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

If the News really knew it to be a
fake, why did it not expose it as a
fake ut the time, instead of Paiming It
OF on the public as news9
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The Daily Telegram has never, in all
its history, clipped anything from the
Daily News, not even a sweneiafew ar
ticle-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

Well, we can say with great proPriety
md be entirely correct, that the editor
II the News conyicts that sheet as both
liar and thief
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

As yet the Daily News has not eS-
ined where its city reporter was when
editor-in- chief scissored the Daily
egram.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

OF course, we know it was lie; it
was put in the Telegram to catch both
a liar and thief, and it caught them.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

Since the News has no apologies to
make. it ought at least tell the public
why it stole it.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The man who catches the thief always
mes in for a round of abuse from the
inter. 1t is second nature to the pill
rcrer-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

Did You hear them howl? Even Grim
inais. who got caught, always put VI
the cry that they are innocent.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

Spell everything backwards hereafter
But then there are other ways
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The Daily News has gone into eOnvul-
sions. Do you wonderf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

There may be another swonckafew ar
ticle in this issue Of the Telegram, 30
look out, News,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

The News has told that same old story
20 often that it actually believes it
ltseIf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-22

swenckafew-"wE FAKE NEWS
50 says the news of itself.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
Wit on the Eench.

Justice Dickey of the sup1 eme
court, Brooklyn, sometimes lightens
the tedium Of trial with remarks
arimful Of good natured wit.
The other day suit was brought
before him for damages for assault
The plaintiff had been knocked down
by the defendant and severely POM
meled while b. was PROSTATE. One OF
the witnesses was reluctant TO answer
the questions put to him and the court
upheld him.
"Your honor does not seem to sec
the underlying principle in this case.
expostulated the attorney for the plain
tiff.
at seems to me" replied the jus,
ttce, that ne underlying principal il
this case is your Client, cou1e..-a,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
fam on the Sea.
needs no.. Lord. that thy full hand
should pour


!" Aeeos no.. Lord. that thy full hanA
should pour
his bounty Of the sweet and coolins
rain
upon the brimming oceans sterile
plain
When for one little portion of this store
somewhere the famished earth prays
Ger and Ger;
why shouldst thou cast this largesS
thus In vain
~, 10 melt into the wide and barren m AIN.
"hsh Tie long drought lays waste the
teen.ing shore?
'ofgive US, Lord. that in thine ear \
Inc futile challenge Of our childisl
why"
"ap'y the CLOUDS .n, mercy has diS.
tilled
oh the great deep that. where wreck
. ed seamen lie,
'hsSard and spent and with night
watches chilled,
vi th1rst on their frail raft they should
not die.
LANES R. kenyop. in Christian Adve-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
Too Much Conservatism.

Ut 5 E. Young, Presbyterian
Clergyman of Pittsburg, is in an indig.
naht frame of mind because OF the &C.
lion OF his fellow pastors. At a meet
ins OF the Pittsburg presbytery to con-
siGef creed revision DR.. Young was
oue Oh the principal speakers. While
ne was there word was brought that
one OF MS church members was on her
oeathped and wished to see him. The
ena.reyisionists refused to let him
teaFe the meeting until vote had
'eeh mad and by that time the church
uemper had died without being com.
.otteo by the pastors miristratons.
rllehas OF the deceased are much in.
Fensed over the affair.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
S,Ytr0yN.~ ,n.e

Madam. can't YOU gimme nickel?"
asked the tramp, with his eye Oh the
brindie pup.
Why, sir" exclaimed the lady Of the
house. Il gave you a dime yesterday
What did you do with it?'
II bought auttinubble, Teddy" re-
piled the migratory genius. But now
needs nickel t pay de family Of a
gentleman wot run over in my keer-
less "-Baltimore News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
Where She Dr.:x. fhc up

He had been reading to his wifc-she
had auburn hair and a ready tongue-a
lot Of bot weather advice. As he re.
peatad the various items that We're said
20 be conducive 10 personal comfort
with the Thermometer at 80 she nodded
her head approving.y
'Yhat's all right" she said
Then he looked back at the pepper
great factor in bot weather happiness v
s'W lat ;diotic nonSense' she cried
and would hear no more.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
LENCED THE LAWYER.
Legal Light Worsted in Encounter
With irjshman-

WIFI ITtSuI11dH
Conversation became reminiscent
at the Lawyers Club the other day,
:he late Judge James T. Brady being
the subject. A veteran practitioner
who knew him we'll said:
'Brady's first attempt at practicing
law was in very humble quarters, in
the rear of cobblers shop in Fulton
street near William. One day an
Irishman who called and inquired for
the cobbler was tod by Brady that
he was out. Peering about the room
of the newly fledged lawyer, scantily
furnished with two unpanted chairs
4hd deal table, he inqu.. ed:
Il say, boss, what DO you sell
here?"
"Blockheads," promptly replied
Brady.
"Humph!' said the Irishman, must
se doing a good business, as see you
have only one left. New York
Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
oraph- .'s - = - CH 7,

ana wien s"rvanF c"nle ASKED Tor
Miss Hr:ght..!an
I Gone To bed
"Never mind that. must SEQ lar
| tonight"
Who shall tell ber wishes 70 see
her.
Never mind tha' "..her. Shell ap.
prove OF your calling h"r up"
When Edith B5l@,.c5.iu entered t,5e
room and saw hrr 2tsaHd:sn. 1Ae ox-
convict, size caught ut IL door i,noa
Us imprisoH:3o1H arr1 f.4a mystery al.
tt9'!3n- il. together y L ta. loss ,,t her
property. Lad not on. taaa Il puzzle
uuf a horror 70 hr H4ea i, oe4lllrad
Size WAS still hait child. Now SIp
o,e.5 4 No2..;.n.
Edith" said Trst1.... ..s.ass9 estate IS
saved IL ye1.
SIC stared ii N:.a wo.ed .s.a4!v as
y" proceeded:
When Your father asked mo 10 he
lis * =g.utor Ae yG.5, .sse II IL woman
S.o c!2;,.!ed 10 bH IS wife. and ihat
90 also suspected RaHn.rourt. when
! die he said. 'thern ii H.. some rascal
- ractic"d on ny Hts .,t,.t Pra,n:s,
mn No1 Will see t.at San i no. robbed
II promise GA my honor and Fay
IT., rep.sed
"N.hon ;he blow fell knew Die pa
DerS ware fra;ieEisat. bat eonld not
Drove it. 'rAe court was aaoGt 10 turn
AN.sH the estate ~ this SvoY9n, wAo
would at one" turn il into cash and
leave Tn" country. deliberately stolc
their papers and buried them in my
ytfG While serving my term eIn-
oloynd a dater:ive, who has only re
aa}t,y Hnravnled the case. Here is a
contract between Abel Barnironrt and
Sarah Parton. wherein she agrees TO
divide the estate with hiil in ease he
secures It for her. and below her con
feSSiOn that She Vas never married to
your father. and tho documents are all
forged. the signatures being copied
from letters of Your father which had
fallen into her possession. This con
fession Barnicourt was to bold over
her in case she refused to divide with
him after the estate was acquired
While Tracy was giving his ward
this brief summary Of case which
could only be written in volumes her
face wore the expression not Of one de-
lighted at hearing how She had re-
gained her property. but an engrossing
pity mingled with wonder. admiration,
gratitude for one who had suffered dis
grace and Imprisonment that 1t might
pass to its legitimate owner
And you did this to fulfill prom
ise?"
NO. I loved the little girl for whom
did IT.
1t was long while before Edith
Brightman, reversing the conventional
order of matrimonial occurrences,
could persuade Henry Tracy to be-
come her husband. Despite the truth
to the world he was known as an ex-
convict and his career was ruined
Then he fell Ill, and it was in one Of
his weaker physical moods that his
consent was obtained. The pair went
abroad and have never returned to
America. ROBERT +. FORBES.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
Women to Study Enoinee r,no,

1t is announced at Cornell uniyer
siey that three women have signined
tneir intention OF studying civil en-.
gineering in that institution next
year ihis is decided innovation for
cornell. Heretofore no woman mas
taken that course. One woman from
Rochester several years ago complet.
ed mayor pare - the work in Sih!ay
college She gained the sobriuner Of
S!oIey Kate by taking the foundry
and blaehsaithiae shcp with the men
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
Knew Of One

What Is the favorite drink Of trop-
ical countries?' asked the caller in
search Of information.
Can it be possible said the answers
TO correspondents editor rather GROSSLY
for il was Il hot day-"that you have
sinia - Chicago Tribune.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
Real Reform ,

"My husband doesn't gamble now as
he used to-
Reformed, has hep
Yes, he doesn't so to the race track
at all any more. His worst dissipa-
ton now is swimming. think At
any rate. he says he only goes to the
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
10. l40
fOricinal.1 ]

,,e vou are discharged from
Nm prison and may 60 ~nere ',f. you nd ',ne not
one you'll live an honest III. :, a''o "o'
opt ~ come back here again
~. warden spoke the prisoner
hs -. him as though his mind We're
athor matters thcn. without re-
: On ,os.encd os out into the world.
lar,l n, wears before this Henry
vac y young business man OF
Y 49, " n,orked ability that when Man
priaiitnlan an intimate friend,
~ fifteen years his senior. died 1t
so,nd that Tracy had been named
10 executor of his "stat" ana guard
- tbe only heir, Edith bright
seventeen years Old. Gne day
81 Harnicouit. who had once been
.;ar,nnn,s attorney. produced papers
,n.fprr;D. the whole estate to Sarah
-ton who claimed to he the second
20 Of thp deceased. These papers
.onnpor4d and there was such strong
,dence that Tracy had stolen them
~ his Incarceration followed. While
WAS in prison TIE estate remained in
+ioat;on, and Edith Brightman, being
eprived of ller income, was forced to
arm her own living.
On the evening of his discharge he
Lool on a street corner waiting for
bo CLOCKS 10 strik" 10. At the first
trokp man crossed the street and
oined him.
"The shovels?" asked Tracy.
"On the place.
"All right. You go ahead, and III fol-
NJ. We cont want to be seen to-
kether."
Tracy followed tto man out of town
10 deserted house standing beside the
load. and the two entered the grounds
A pick and a shovel We're found under
porch. and Tracy, leading the way to
| large tree in a corner of the lot. be-
gan to dig Coming to a small sheet
ron box. they removed it and returned
With it to the city.
we'll go to your room. Brown" said
Tracy you've got the documents
here, believe"
"Yes"
A few minutes later Brown scratched
match In his room. lit the gas, locked
he door, pulled down the shades. and
be two opened the iron box. taking
ut bundle of papers. Brown mean
'hile unlocked desk and brought
'rth an envelope containing docu-
tents. Tracy seized them eagerly and
them one after another till be
ame to one at which he uttered cry
Joy.
This is the key to the situation" he
lclaimed. Without this the others
e worthless III take care OF this
yself. You look out for the others
eet me in the morning at the court
'use, and we will swear out the war
mt"
1t was IL o'clock at night when
'acy left the detective and walked
pldly to house where there was but
: ::::t. s"-nin9. Ho raan tt>-> -1--o
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
4 Dnn.erouN Item.

II see that choice Bengal tigers have
been ma rked down to 1000 each"
For goodness sake. don't let my
wife read that paragraph. Here's my
knife; cut it out If those tigers are
on the bargain counter she'd want at
least two '-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
Wary.

Mrs Farmer : Here, poor man, are
some cold sausages.
Weary Willie = Scuse me, mum, but
don't your sign say Beware of the
?-Judge.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
Progressive Victory.

Mrs Pince-nez-r can congratulate
myself that all my daughters have
married we'll.
Mrs. Lorgnette-H'm. All my daugh-
ters have married we'll twice-Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29

lCehlness of the skin, horrible
piague' Only one safe, never-failing
cure Doan's Ointment. At any drug
store, so cents.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29

Don't show him all the letters you
get. he does not show you his. SO TN
doubtedly he believes in reciprocity.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29

TO CURE 4 COLD IN ONE DAY
take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
This signature
on eye.z 9ox. 25c GWxz,v,,r,.,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
Loubet's Generous CT,

Pre- II Loubets gift OF $4,000 t.
the Ties Of st. Petersburg. Cyon-
stadt and Petcrhof is a generous rec
sgnition Of the courtesy of his i'm
perial host. If france was not repuh.
kcan, one would call it royal I'D.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-07-29
Life II Serious Business.

30 yol know that sour looking fell
low sitting there alone?'
"oh, yes. But don't try any of your
tricks on him. He's the editor of
comic paper and can't take a joke"