The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-04-19
FUN OF THE WORLD.

sorr. wears ago King Edward VII then Prince OF
Wales. guest counssy house IN Ensiahc' ana
plckirg up q sporting payer II the biliard-roon one
morning sccn deep in its contents. clergy man.
also a guest noticed this. and siding Up asked IN
meant 10 carry reproof;
is your Royal EshreSs really INTERESTED an 'ha'
paper?r
The Prince glanced around
read anything that do not ieei ih'ere-'eu
in he remarked
DO you know. your Royal Hishness. that one OF ny
friends hundreds rounds by betting CT morse
racing and anything?
Well said the Prince. he turned TO another col
umn he have been very bad judge OF horse
flesh
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A lawyer who charge of the collection Of rents
Of the East Side was recently visited
by an woman who. after much persuasion had
induced to down town and pay ner rent re-
!ates the New Tribune The lawyers ohice was
or floors OF large Office building Atter
the rent had paid the receipt given the Ola
woman was shown out the hallway by the otics
bow The lawyer in the hallway few minutes
later when he had occasion out She was wander
ing about opening doors and o;hewlse aeIhs III very
what are you looking for?" asked the lawyer.
"shure I'm lookn' the little closet came up In
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shrewd old farmer named Uncle Harvey was
preached by bright who was selling 'ncu-
bators The Bag which tells the story says that
the Uncle Harvey the usual eloquent ar
suments There another such incubator TO &c
found the prices were remarkably low. and so on
Uncle Harvey did not respond. The young man talk
himself out and made no impression Finally ne SAID;
You don't seem to appreciate these tncubators
No said Uncle Harvey.
But just of the time they will save
Uncle Harvey gave him cold look. and said:
What do you suppose I for hens timer
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A dreamer OF action loved woman. re-
Iates the Smart Set dreamer said: IT shall write
her praise they will touch her vanity ano she
for them,
By. the man of action said old fashioned.
shall corner market and that will bring her
the dreamer wrote verses and he induced friend
of his who ten-cent magazine TO print them And
action cornered something or other and be-
came Millionaire.
In the meantime the girl married man who inherited
his money they lived happy ever after
But the dreamer proud of his verses that he
didn't care; and the man or action was SO ousy 'hae
lie didn't
The only one to suffer the man she married.
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1t is a common complaint among people who engage
girls domestic work that they promise everything
and do nothing Many housewife has been almost
driven to distraction because her new girl" could
neither bake. wash iron in satisfactory manner
although she came highly recommended III must nave
been agreeable relief encounter girl who made no
pretensons in the following anecdote:
A young Norwegian girl. after two days sotourn
in Castle Garden secured a situation trial In at
tempting the girl with the character of her
new duties the lady of house amazed at her
ignorance could neither cook wash iron sweepin
fact it seemed she could do nothing but eat and
Sleep
Finally in despair. the lady asked:
lis there anything you dor
"Oh yes.' answered the girl with Frightening face
What is it?'
81 can milk reildeer,'
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Mr. Billus' demanded his wife freezingly. what Is
the meaning long. brown hair your coat col
lar?'
TT means madam" retorted Mr.. Bllus. that I'm
chucke Of the jayes sort I'm chump from
Chumptown That's what it means. Maria
Explain yourself sir
lone of the fellows Office put that hair on my
collar not ago. and said that didn't dare TO
let it stay there 1 did dare said you were
a woman of much TO notice such little thing
told him you wouldn't it He offered 10 bet
me a dollar that you and I took him up. Marai
snorted Mr. Billus II took him and you've lost me
a dollar.
Tommy" said Tommys father. he caught the boy
counting roll OF bills. whered you GIT al mat
money!"
.'Piayin' poker" answered the boy.
Tommy" said the old man, serniy, you fonow me
o the house.
But. dad"
Amt told you never to tackle no game Of chance
But this want no game of chance" protested the
boy why dad. l acrost couple o tenderfeet
from the that didn't know no more about poker
than to buck agin' pat hand in Jack pot with
The old man had picked up strap. he drop
Ped It.
whats that?" asked
Fact. dad" replied the boy AN the very next
deaf one Of EN- had three queens let bluff him
high
Didn't know no about pIayin poker than that?'
asked the old
They sure didn't. dad -
The old man began to show signs OF excitement
Haven, they LETT town yet Tommy ne asked
mo, dad
Well this here poker is bad thing fer boys an
don't stand fer it announced tho old man. bot
II you'll Jest steer your poor OF dad up az 'nen
suckers Tommy we bother with the strap this
time Somebody git that money that can take
care OF IT, fer Il be cryin shame TO leave u
with two sech careless feilers that
George" she said. mother has cent ne chfek FOR
$40 10 get ~ gown
Very thoughtful and nice % her" he commented
Its to be spent for nothing else
Quite right
4 wish youd put with your bank account ana
I'll ask YOU for It whea want Il can do ny shop
ping Jus, now
that was TIE chapter % this fuancisl tale says
the Chicago Post relating tie incident
George she said about week later ! wish Jou Z
bring ne home that money tonight an going down
town tomorrow"
He brought money home ard gave Z = hrr. al
thar ended the second chapter The third had spFpfise
George she toward tie close o. another ~sek
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