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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14
The wasies nf lhe Roll

Every seven days the b.ood. muscles and
bopes OF a man OF average sire loses two
pounds OF WORKOUT tissue. This waste can.
not be replenished and the health and
strength kept up without perfect digestion.
When the stomsch and digestive organs
ian TO perform their functions. the strength
lets down. health gives way. and disease
sets mp. kodol Dyspepsia Cure enables
the stomach and digestive organs to digest
snd assimilste all OF the wholesome focd
thst may be eaten into the kind OF blood
that febuilds tho tissues and protects the
nesith and strength OF the mind and body.
hodol cures Indigestion. dyspepsia and all
stomach troubles. IL is an ideal spring
tonic. Sold by Kingwood Pharmacy: w.
NJ. Dent & Co, NeWburR
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IIov,s Tb,s7

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
Tor any case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
r. ], Cheney & Co, Props Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known T. T..
Cheney Tor the last IS years and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their irm
West & Truax. Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo q.
Walding Kinnan \ Marvin. Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo. O.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces OF the system. Price IS cts. per
lals free.
Halls Family pills are the best
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

II Is sid that nothing is sure except
death and taxes bat that is not altogether
true. DR. Kings New Discovery for Con.
sumption is sure cure for ali lung and
throat troubles. Thousands can testify TO
that Mrs. &. Is. Van Metre Of Shepherds.
town W. Va says. n had a severe case
OF Bronchitis and for a year tried every.
thing heard Of bat got no relief one
bottle Of DR. Kings New Discovery then
cured me absolutely las infalliblc Tor
Group. Whooping Cough. Grip. Paeuinonia
and Consumption. Tfyit It's guaranteed
BY The Cooke Supply Co. and I. A. len.
hart Trial bottles free. Regular sizes
go cts. and eIoo
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

60 10 bed. I'm going gu, aud may no, be
hack tonight"
lie gathered up his poetry and took his
way To the tug store lie bough, po,ous
plaster in order to Introduce the subiee,
neares, his heart and Of eourse the druggis,
said he'd like to hear the poem. Mr. Bow.
ser's rendition was broken in upon by a
boy who wanted Epson salts and woman
who wanted paregohe. bu, &c hung to 1,
until he had made finish. Then as he
looked up eNpee,anily the druggis, took him
by the arm in tender way and whispered
in his ear:
"Don't do il old man."
"Don't do whatp'
''Don't write of spring and lambkins green,
Don't write Of cuckoo flowers;
Don't hear the blat bird calling cows
Amidst the April showers.
Don', have the ploWiug robin sing.
Don't Gu, away the grass;
Don, overwotk your honey bee
And make yourself au -"
'Good evening. Mr.. BowScrr
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14
Notice to Monument Builders

Notice Is hereby given that on the 10th
day Of May, 1908, meeting Of the stock
holders and directors of the Preston Soldiers
Monument Association will lie held at the
Couf, House in Kingwood. and the Associa.
lion will be ready 10 receive plsns aud speci.
hcations, and a selection will be made Of
such monument as the Association will erect
and sealed bids for the erection Of the san e
will be received and probably acted upcn
on Thar day The submission Of plans and
specifications Of the monument, Of different
materials, is respectfully solicited.
It's suggested that authorized agents Of
the different bidders should be present in
order to eonsult with the committee Of the
Association.
LgROY SHAW,
J. +. MURDocK,
B. +. fRALEY,
Executive Committee.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

Recent experiments by practical tests
and examination with the aid Of the x RAYS
establish it as 4 fact that catarfh Of the
stomach is not q disease of Itself but that
70 results from repeated attacks 81 indises.
tion. How can cure my Indigestion"
kodol Dyspepsia Cure is curing thousands
Il will cure you Of Indigestion and dyspcp.
sia and prevent or cure Catafrh Of the
stomach. kOdol digesis what you eat
makes the stomach sweet Sold by King.
wood Pharmacy W. NJ Dent = Co New
bure.
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I u

The administration is making futile en-.
dcavofs to keep down the Porto Rican and
Alaskan scandals. and to some extent they
viii be able to gloss things over. but with
an unswerving sense OF justice the local
authorities of Porto Rico announce that the
course OF Justice cannot be lnterferrcd with
By departmental orders from Washington
aud announce unhesiatingly that the
judicial branch OF the government cannot
fulfill its missions and be subserylcnt to
requests from the executive branch
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

now and then. Al bedtime will cure con.
supatiou. biliousness and liver troubles.
DeWnts Little Early Risers are the
famous htile pills that cure By arousing
the sccfeiiOns, moving the bowels gently.
yet ehectually, and giving such tone and
strength 10 the glands OF the stomach and
liver that the csuse of the trouble Is re.
moved entirely and " their use is contin.
ued Tor few days, there will be no return
Of the Complaint Sold by Kingwood phar.
macy. W NJ. Dent & Co. Newburg
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14
A PardonabIe Error.

Not long ago Fairmont man died. Like
many another fsirmoDi man he thought that
there was nothing on earth to touch his
town After reaching the other shore he
looked over the place thoroughly "weli, "
he remarked. ~ don't see that Heaven Is
much Of an improvement over Fsirmont."
"Bu, this isn't Heaven" said a bys,ander
who had heard bis remark.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

Trustworthy lady or gentleman TO man.
age business In this county and adjoining
territory Tor we'll and favorablY known
House Of solid financial standing. s7ooo
straight cash salary and expenses. paid
each Monday BY check direct from head
quarters. Expense money advanced.
position permanent. Address Thomas
cooper Manager. 1000 Caxton Building
Chicago "a
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ANY CHIJRCU or nsrsonagr =,

AMI vi ChSn OF parsonage OF institution
supported by voluntary contribution will
be given liberal quantity OF the Longman
Martinez Pure Paints whenever they
paint.
NorE; Have done so for twenty. seven
years; Sales: Tens Of millions OF gallons ;
painted nearly two million houses under
guarantee 10 repaint IL not satisfactory;
The paint wears for periods up to eighteen
years. Linseed Oil must he added to the
paint tdone in two minutes) Actual COS,
then about 81 as gallon. Samples free.
Spld by our Agents. Herring & Brown,
kingwood; Is. +. Wolf, Reedsville: G.. W.
Hartman & CO., Lenox; J. N. NcCIanahan,
Albrights,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

on the afm. 10 The worse sort Of = burn,
sore OF boil, DcWitfs Witch Hazel SaIve
Is quick cure In bus ing witch Hafel
SalYe. be particular 20 get DeWitfs-
is The salve that heals without leaving !
scar. a specific Tor blind bieedine. itch.
ng and proiuding piles Sold b. Klngwood
fhafmacy W NJ. Dent. Newburg.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

To save lie, Dr II g. Merritt Of North
Mehoopsny. Pa. made startling iest re-.
sulting IN wonderful cure lie writes "a
patent was attacked with violent hemof.
rhagcs. caused by liberation Of The ston
ach. had often found Electric Bitfers
excellent Tor acute stomach aud liver
troubles 50 ! prescribed them The patient
gained from the FIRST and has not had an
atiack in - months. Electric Bittcrs are
positively guaranteed Tor Dyspepsia Indi-
gesiioui Constipation and Kidney troubles.
Try them Only SO cents at The Cooke
supply Co and J. a. Lenhart
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14
Agents wanted.

Agents wanted O. canvass our line Of
goods 10 the following towns. Ncwburg.
Austen Gunhelton and Kingwood STEADY
work for good men We axe = lbcsai
contract also furnish wagon. We require
y bond from each agent. For further in.
formation address Grand Union ca Co.
Cumberland. Md
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14
Quick Arrest

J. a Guiicdgc OF Verbcna. Ala. wa.
twice in the hospital from a severe case ol
piles causing "a tumofs. After doctors and
all remedies failed. Bucklcn's = Arnica Saive
quickly arrested further inflammation and
cured him. IL conqucrs aches and Kills
pain 1s cents 40 The Cooke supply Co
and i a. Lenhaff
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14
Do You Enjoy
What You Eat 2

You can eat whatever and whenever you
like II you take Kodol. BY the use Of this
remedy dlsordered digestion and diseased
slomachs are so completely restored 20
health, and the full performance Of their
functions naturally, that such foods as would
Ne one into a double-bow-knot are eaten
without even "rumbling" and with posi-
live pleasure and enjoyment. And what Is
moro - these foods are assimilated and
transformed into The kind o. nutriment that
Is appropriated BY the blood and tissues.
Kodol Is the only digesiant or combination
Of dgesiants that VIII digest all classes Of
food. IN addition to this fact, II contains, IN
asslmilative form, the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties.
Kodol cures indigestion, dyspepsia and an
disorders arising therefrom.
Kodol Digests What You Eat
Makes the Stomach Sweet.
Bottles only. Regular sire. 8 90. hoidine ~ lines
ne trisl sire, which sells for SO cents
Prepared bY 2. Q. DswrTr q co., Chicago, IN
The Kingwood Pharmacy. Tunneiion
Supply Co, Dr. w NJ Dent. Nowburg.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

"Onc Of DR. Kings New Life Pills each
night Tor two weeks has put me in ms
teens again writes j.. ~ Turner Of
Dcmpscytown. "a They're the best in
the world Tor Liver Stomach and Bowels.
Purely vegetable Never grippe Only &c
az Cooke supply Co. and ] a. Icnhart.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

Enefgciic Men wanted to represent an old
established Casualty Corporation issung
Health and Accident Policies Liberal
Agency Contracts given % producers
Address Edwin y. Qaackcnbush. General
Manager, IS Nassau street, New York. A.
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STITCH IN
Time SAVES NINE.


Wholesale Dealer in Wines and Ifqnors.
NOW "a SMITHFIELD ST.
Formerly an Water ST Pittsborg pa.
Bell Long Distance Telephone afzo.
+. 3 a. far8
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FOR TWENTY YEARS
DIAMOND DYES

have been the standard home dyes Eyerv diseov
cry IN dying has been utilized 20 improve them
Today they arc the simplest, strongest, and most
reliable OF all dyes for homo Direction book
and 4o dyed samples free.
We have special department OF advice, and will
answer free any questioua about dyeing Send
sample Of goods when possible.
DIAMOND DYES. Burlington, w.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14
Yarns for Sale.

Best stock and grain farms IN the State Of
Ohio. For foil particulars and free circular
address, J. ] HARVEY,
Geneva Ohio.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

Anyone having fat cattle Tor sale call on
or address. CARROLL & RmeY.
Kingwood. w Va
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14
CATARRH
EIy's Cream Balm

Easy and pleasant;o
use. Contains no in
jurions drug.
IL is quickly alb
sorbed.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1903-05-14

The kingwood Pharmacy. Tunneitoi
supply Co, Dr. W. NJ. Dent, Nowburg
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01
The Much-MaIixned Crow.

Mr.. Long doubtless got the hint of
his ridiculous book from Mr.. Thomp-
son-Seton's story of the crow, where
in he speaks of a certain old pine woods
as the crows fortress and college:
Here they find security in numbers
and in lofty yet sheltered perches, and
here they begin their schooling and
are taught all the secrets of success
in crow life, and in crow life the least
failure does not simply mean begin
again. 1t means death. Now the
idea was false one before Mr.. Long
stole it, and he has pushed it to such
length that it becomes simply ridicu-
lous. There is not a shadow of truth
in it. 1t is simply one of Mr.. Thomp-
son-Seton's strokes of fancy. The
crows do not train their young. They
have no fortresses, or schools, or col
leges, or examining boards, or diplo-
mas, or medals of honor, or hospi..
tails, or churches, or telephones, or
postal deliveries. or anything of the
sort. Indeed, the poorest backwoods
hamlet has more of the appur-
tenances of civilization than the best
orga nized crow or other wild animal
community in the land!--John Bur.
roughs, in Atlantic.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01


stretching in long that sight
and penrabe distance All those pamy this
country when the nation stood solid foundation had
rattle off the enough ready cash take all his family
the sdeshow circus would get eight good medium
sized families into his then he would
turn people away account of the jam.
Ihosewere the days of happy homes Every home happy
you could hear the cooton three miles day. AS
entered the home knocked off the front door by
seven geefu] children who chasing eighth with the
hatche and laughing with the rog rt of innocent childhood
You passed into the sitting where another ropn
jolly little had the baby lasd the leg of rocking chair and
preparing burn the with the
YOUTH Passing into the delighted and
pleased to find another ghhead and merry bunch dancing with
nocent gee around the while their number ery
hing bottle of shoe polish the hair Of plet and shouting with
harmless and infectious Scarcely able contain ovy and
ecstasy passed mey the woodhed where the
father Of the geeful family had Hickory
sngetree the other and with the proud enthusiasm
that an affectionate and dozng father could besow
Those the hacyon this country President
Those the good old days Of whoopng cough and pts
hen pair Of jeans pants and copy IF TIE elementary arithmetic
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01

the oldest boy and right down the line like cud of
chewing gum epidemic of the measles But those glorious old
times ended President Roosevelt No longer the land
filled with the wdyed whoop of IS boys and goat they
through the house, dragging the youngest baby by the The Amer
home to-day sad and lonely Sunshine and have fed
oyousness and teetn known The home gloomy for
there swallow the soft the alarm
clock No whale with the butcher knife
mashed potatoes papas neck No President
Roosevelt grab the by the left and throw it into the
tern, or spill gravy in the lap of the company
ago. President Roosevelt says you could
almost hearty point
PIN could sit and with the genial host hostess
get handful of lard thrown your
get wed the neck with sewing machine belt while
prayers Twenty-Five could home
honored guest and before had been there they would
prove their happiness taking hat the back yard and using
football yankg your necke of its socket and tying
tails together behind the chair and then calling to the door
great hurry sad home and get laid
low with chang President Roosevelt often
wearing with large navybue background and in his
pocket bangs looked like they had been picked be-
they ripe you nstncvey that they had been visiting
that high and intense state of happiness
Those the glorious old days when the nation saf but
nobody The nation had grand and promising future but
the person who knew the hour
would have his ered direction and his immortal
soul in the other ,
The zenith of power and every hand could
heard s squawk national stability Mebraneous
and the Monroe doctrine were chs The land filled
rash and faith in the government The popular street aua
"Good morning How is all the tany 90 they all
unite hearty thank have the measles and
with short wiske and eye But the nation ong
family was Is has dnded until isn't probably than
: ''':''' '''' :. &@.zs;&.@A
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01

The Boy Couldn't See It. L.
ofdce There amt any such
1--WE sticulate ''sin the zdiction-
I,s ,Jesss a 49, sl,
b Chief Nepsense! Who're did
NoRal fQr, itt .ss. L.. i ~ f. e. =
Under 'je,' Of course. .s*>Iz ! : = =. 2
j = see, didn't know how to spell it, .
so . fellow must know how to
spell r word he goes to the diction-
airy Is find out how 70 spell! What're
We givin' -, anyhow q Boston
Transcript. S5$.$
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01

good nights rest for weeks. In the
good, old, palmy days we had such big
families in this country that we were
out of front names or soothing syrup
half the time, but those grand, old times
are over now and we as a nation and
as people are doomed.
Did you ever go to a circus in the
good, old days before this country got
started downward in it's hellish and
twinless flight toward depopulation?
At the right of the main entrance as
you passed in, sat proud and happy
mother, holding up pair of twins by the
back of the neck so that they could get
a general bird's-eye view of the arena,
and enjoy its rich, intellectual feast. At
her side sat the arrogant and inperious
father in his shirt sleeves, wearing
how m each knee while at hie e1h0x,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01
Making nm Effort.

Every man should have a mission
in life," said the parson.
"Sure thing" answere4 the po]iti-
clan. "l've been trying for the last two
years to get foreign mission with a
good salary attached" ohio State
Journal
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01
Milwaukee and Baltimore

Milwaukee has one United States
senator and two representatives in
congress. Baltimore has no United
States senator and has two represent
tatives. The population of Milwaukee
is 2s5,315. The population Of Balti-
more is 5OS,957.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01
! Products Of Caucasia:

- {. PF0duets Of Caucasta:
Transcaucasia grows almos4
known grain in the world. n tor
ests of the Caucasian mountai1 range
su1asalbs dder, GA wals
afnt6t ana box Z 81 Z nber, VII Reap
pies, pears and grapes grow wild IN
these forests to such an extent that
they: are exported in large quantities.
The wine 81 Caucasia 3 also export
ed, and the cotton Of the country Is
second only = that 6 Egypt n. IS.
Sur. ma
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01

THE great musical artists of
the world have expressed a
preference for the Kimball in
struments, and use and endorse
them. The kimball Co. has a
greater number Of improve
ments secured and protected
by United States letters patent
than any other manufacturer
of pianos and organs. The
ki1nball Co. secured the high
est award at the w orld's Fair,
Chicago. 1t reads as follows:
This firm deserves the greatest
commentator for the superla-
tive merit and variety of exhib-
its, and also for having attain
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01

Chapn on sntember
Canada The Amer-
the weahr hu4
believed
h for action and with his about
the Saratoga
The American victory
back Canada
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01

Y SPECIAL with the Northwestern agents
IN of the W. w. Kimban Co., of Chicago, and their To-
% cal agent A. Peterson, of Willmar, have secured
their beautiful Kimbal pianos No. the lowest
selling price which the lady
receiving largest number contest inaug
urated among readers of the W1IIAR TRI3UNE To the
lady receiving the highest number of votes will be given
Bement Steel Range $780, purchased from the Wlmar
To the lady receiving the third highest
Der of will be given Wheeler & Wilson sewing
chine price the lady receiving the fourth
number of votes will receive handsome gold watch
chased of Anderson Bros, jewelers. Willmar.
The will open with the date of the first publication
OF this advertisement, Mar H. and will close II O'Clock
day of the Wimar Street Fair usually
is held this year of the close OF the
known.
The plan of the contest is follows The Saturday ed
Of Tw1cEA WEEK TRIBUNE throughout the life of
the will contain voting coupon each of whc
will count when properly voted cash subscrpioncou
pom will also appear and will count for of SUBJ
scrpon accompanying the when properly voted
years subscription, $780, counts onehundred fifty votes
months, 75c seventyfve votes; years subscription
the State Edition. ST. hundred votes; Arrearages
upon subscription will when accompanied by
properly filed in No subscriptions paid be-
fore beginning of this contest be voted No empoye
sist any competitor.
In order assist contestants in becoming known the
of THE TRIBUNE will publish free of charge the
picture and sketch of each that reaches 500
votes if desired.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01
GREAT PIANO CONTEST eaos z% s To TIN.
Open to Alta 1915 90 Instrument Valuable Einor Prizes

IN PIANO TALK. The W. w. Kimban Co. has the largest
cash capital employed in the piano world
5 'and International reputation for the highest
cial honor The Chicago Tribune is authority for the
statement that the Kimbal factories
the size and output of similar institution the wor
It is barely possible you thoroughly posted
the merits of the Kmba and with permis
sion we will say few words the subject The Kimball
business established in 1857 and since that nearly four
hundred thousand instruments have Sold The Kim
ball piano manufactured still in college club
Ann Arbor Mich, and doing good service There only
grade of Kimba pianos manufactured and that nearly
perfect the finest facilities unlimited capital skilled
Mt bot
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01
BuDin esslike.

Busin esslike.
The Blonde-Did May accept
Charles proposal?
The Brunette-No. She said she
would file his application and in case
anything turned up she would let
him know.-Chicago American.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01
Those Loving Women,

InOBe LOVING "Omen.
Pearl-Did you hear about the aw-
full fright George got on his wedding
day?
Maude-Yes; I was there; I saw
her.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-01
HARRY DANIELS
-=MINOR-=
OBJ SERVATIONS
The Dying Out OF The American Race.
CoPYRlaH1, 1905.


Slowly but surely the being
ooevel and worried and the president Harvard hasn't