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The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
.LOOKHERE .fORIT
1t is What the Reader Has LONG
Sought.

People will read advertisements
about cures made by medicine. AS
as they read they wonder if the state
ments are true. If true was the re-
elief temporary or permanent? Read
this case about Doan's Kidney Pills:
w II. Clarke, of Bennett street, &C.
countant at the Bloch Bros. Tobacco
works, Wheeling w. Va. says: "If
my back aches I know what will cure
it, Doan's Kidney Pills. They are the
best remedy l ever come across. For
months l was plagued with backache,
not sharp pains, but dull aching
all the time, that made me feel mis-
cradle. I got medicine on different
occasions from doctors and it seemed
to relieve me for the time, but it was
soon as bad as ever Hearing of
Doan's Kidney Pills took course of
the treatment. They cured me, and
that cure has been lasting. I will
corrohorate this in a personal inter-
view or in reply to any commsnica-
ton mailed to ne"
For sale by all dealers. Price SOC
Foster ilburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
sole agents for the U. S.
Remember the name-Doan's--an
take no other
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
Tho Wastes Of the Bow.

Every seven days he blood, mus
Giles ana bones OF man of. average
size loses two pounds of WORKOUT It's
sue, This waste cannot be replen-
iabcd and the health and strength
kept up without perfect digestion.
When the stomach and digestive or
cams fail 10 perform their functions.
the strength lets down, health gives
way and disease sets up, Kodol Dys-
.pepsia Cure enables the stomach and
digestive organs to digest and assim-
.ilate all of the wholesome food that
may be eaten into the kind of blood
that rebuilds tie tissues and protects
the health and strength Of the mind
ana body KoCol cures indigestion,
dyspepsia and All stomach troubles. Il
is an ideal spring tonic. Sold by
Joerger's Pharmacy. Smiths Pharma
cy and w. j. Butts
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
A Sure Thinu,

It is said that nothing is sure ex
cept death and taxes, but that is not
altogether true. DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for consumption is a sure cure
or all lung and throat troubles. Thou.
sands can testify to that. Mrs C. B.
Van Metre OF Shepherdtown, w. Va
avs: Il had severe case of bronchi-
It's and for year tried everything
heard of, but got no relief. One bottle
DR.. Kings New Discovery then cured
ne absolutely. It's infalible for Group,
Whooping Cough, Grip, Pneumonia
and Consumption. Try 1t. It's guar.
anteed by all druggists. Trial bot
ties free. Regular sizes soc. and
S1.00.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
Marshal Sale.

State of Georgia, County of Glynn
City of Brunswick. viii be sold be
fore the court house door. of said
county on the first Tuesday in June
next between the legal hours Of sale
he following described property to
wit: The uucXpired leasehold inter
est in and to that certain lot, tract
or parcel Of land situate lying and be
ing in the city of Brunswick. county
and state aforesaid, known and de
scribe on the map of said city made
by George r. Baldwin A. D. 1897 as
the southeastern one-quarter of Town
Commons lot No. rs, between Albany
and Amherst streets. Levied on as
unreturned property to satisfy an exc
cution against said lot. issued by n
D. Russell, clerk of the mayor and
council of said city, for the year 1902
Taxes SO cents ana costs.
Brunswick, Ga. May 7. 1903.
s. A. 5UENEY,
Morcbo1 Cff.- &c p,,,r,-,.icI-
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

Respectfully announces to it's many
friends and patrons in Brunswick and
surrounding country that we are pre-
pared to Ill their orders for any Of
the leading brands OF Whistles on the
market at popular prices. All goods
will be delivered to out OF town GUS
toners free OF express charges: ". W.
W. Wilson, Old Saratoga, Louis &c.
Yellowstone, Paul Jones, Duke OF
Monogram, Belle of Bour-
bon and a number of others including
gins, wines and popular brands CT
beer. Our bar is replete WITH all that
goes to make up first class establish
ment. Pool and billiard tables kept
in an upto date condition. We serve
an excellent lunch from IL a. n- to
p N.
PHIL KELLER,
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

All Were Baffied.

Word comes from Wake. Ark. that
Rev. Jno. j. Cox had strange malady
accompanied by yellow jaundice.
For II years physicians were batied
and though everything known to the
profession was used, the trouble re-
manned One day he began to use
Electric Bitters and in a week u
change for the better came and at
length he was entirely cured. its the
most reliable medicine for liver and
kidney troubles, Only soc and guar
Jeed by ali druggists.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
The Reason Why.

Hsucoek's Liquid Sulphur should be in
every home: 1t Is ind5rsed and pre-
scribed by many leading physicians for
such diseases as eczema, pimples, ring.
worms, salt rheum. dandruff. diphthe-
ria, sore throat, cuts burns, open sores
and all blood and skin troubles. No
household should be without it. Ask
your druggists for a book on Liquid
Sulphur and see what the doctors say
regarding this wonderful remedy. For
sale at Smiths Pharmacy.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

DR.. G. C. Green, of Woodbury., New
Jersey, sole manufacturer of Green's
August Flower and Bosehee's German
Syrup, whose advertisement appears
in our paper regularly, will send to
any one mailing a two cent stamp
to pay postage, one of his new Ger
man Syrup and August Flower puzzles,
made of wood and glass. 1t amuses
and perpleXes young and old. Al
though very difficult, it can be mas
tered. Mention this paper.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

The most miserable beings in the
world are those suffering from dys-
pepsia and liver complaint More
han seyenty-fve per cent. Of the PEG
pie of the United States are afflicted
with these two diseases and their eff.
cts: sucn as Sour Stomach, Sick
headache, habitual costiveness, pal
pitation Of the heart, heart burn,
waterbrash, guawtng and burning
pains al the pit OF the stomach, yell
low skin, coated tongue and disagree
able taste in the mouth, coming up
Of food after eating, low spirits, etc.
&c to your druggist and get bottle
OF August Flower fol, rs or rs cents,
Two doses viii relieve you. Try it.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
Bids Wanted.

Treasury department, Office of the
Public Health apd Marine Hospital
Service, May Is, 1908. Sealed pro-
posals will be received at this office
until noon of May 90, 1903, to furnish
subsistence and other supplies, in
Guiding telephone service, or use OF
the public health and marine hospital
service at Brunswick, Ca, quarantine
station, during the fiscal year ending
June 80, 1904. Schedules and further
Information may be obtained upon ap-
plication to the undersigned
JNo. r. BUCkHALTER,
Assistant Surgeon, P. H. and NJ. H. S.
in command of station.
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Notice.

will be at the following places
II the following days to receive state
and county tax returns for the year
903.
Pyles Crossing, April 4th and 23d
May 10th. ~
St. simons Mills, April 10th and
5th. May 22nd
Sterling. April 18th, May End and
Esd
Jamaica, April 18th and path May
18th.
Brunswick. April 10th, 18th, 18th
May = tn, Sth. 9Th and 2Sth, 30th.
JOHN E. DUBBERLY.
Receiver Tax Returns for Glynn Coun
ty.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
EDWIN w. DART,
Attorney and Councillor at Law
Court House, Brunswick, Ga.
A Farmer straiqhtened Out.

A man living on farm near here
came in short time ago complete
ly doubled UP with rheumatism. I
handed him bottle of Chamberlain's
Pain Balm and told him to use it
freely and if not satisfied after using
it he need not pay cent for it" says
c. P. RAIDER, of Pattens Mills, N. Y.
"A few days he walked into the store
as straight as string and handed me
a dollar saying, give me another bot
tie Of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. I
want It in the house all the time for
it cured me-" For sale by all drug
gists.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
Marshal City of Brunswick
4 LITTLE Early Riser

Now an dthen, at bedtime wiz cure
constipation, biliousness liver
troubles, DeWitt's Little Ely Ris
ers are the famous littles piHs that
cure by arousing e~4esEtions, NOV
ing the bowels gently, vi eisectually
and giving such tone and strength
to the glands of the stomach and liver
that the cause OF the trouble is re
moved entirely, and if their use is
continued for few days, there win
be no return of the complaint, Sole
hy Joerger's Pharmacy, Smiths Phar
macy and w. ! Puts.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

Mr. Joseph Pominyille. of Saltwater
Mimi, after having spent over $2002
with the best doctors for stomach
trouble. without relief was advised
by his druggist Mr.. Alex. Richard
to try a box of Chamberlaiu's Stomach
and Liver Tablets He did so and is =
well man today If troubled with in.
digestion. bad taste in the mouth
lack Of appetite or constipation, give
these tablets trial. aud you are Ger.
tain to be more than pleased with
the result. For sale at p centa per
box by all druggists.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
Headquarters for Groceries.

Attention is called to the ad. of
A. Zelmenovitz, the we'll known gro
Ger, which appears elsewhere in this
issue. Zeinsnovitz can save you
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
Quick Arrest.

]. A. Gunedge, of Vertena, Ala.
was twice in the hospital from a SCI
we're case of piles. capsing 24 tumors.
After doctors and oil comedies failed,
Ducklen's Arliea Salye quickly ar
rested further inamaticn and cured
him 1t conQuers aches and kills
pain. 25 cents at all druggists.
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DE-. WImher1eH ; Certificate.

TINS Is @ certify That | have ased
Hancocks Liquid Sulphur in my prac,
Ilice ana have teste0 it sufficiently to
know it to be q remedy of great
merit. Have used it with curative re
suits in cases that nothing else would
Jeno6t l. p. Wimberley NJ. D., Scot
land Neck, N c., Osctober 81. 1909
Fox sale by Smiths Pharmacy.
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MACHEN SOLD OUT
But j. n. Tankersley Has Not.

Bur ]. n. afKeTsIey HdS NOT.
But has a fine line of Harness
and Collars, Whips, Lap busters, the
latest patterns on the market. Cur
tain covers, Buggy taps, Pheats and
Storm Aprons and Side Catches.
All work done in the best of style.
A full line in everything in the Har-
ness line Call and see me,
J. H. TANKERSLEY.
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Some Social
1eUs 1otes.

y
A little daughter is the guest of Mr..
and Mrs. l.. J. Won Weller.
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4 G panlts r. has ponn IN Now
Orleans "a attend tbe reunion
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80.
Miss Mamie Payne, of Savannah,
win arrive shortly to visit Miss Lii
liam Hurst.
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proving
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MI D ''iNo D'o"" anu master u
brown are spending ie" o'yS III
savannah
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Misc r.oah tohnsor bas ratoTpaa ia
,y.elay, after Wit to bor mother
Nrs II g Johnston
Mrs. L. A. Miller and children have
removed to Cumberland where they
viii reside in future.
$3.50
Mrs. Duncan Wright and Master
Hazel Wright are attending the reun-
ion at Now Orleans.
Mrs. julius May left on the Nal
ioty steamer Sunday for New York
where She viii remain some time.
zee
Master Arthur Varnodoe, OF Say
annah, is spending some weeks here
tho guest Of his aunt Mas }. }. VIM
borlcy
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Notice.

l will be absent from the city this
week, but my Office will be open,
all orders will receive careful atten-
ton.
c. H. JEWETT.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19
MARSHALIS SALES.

,.,--,o--o>-~.-----
! SITE or GEORGIA, COUNTY OF
GLYNN. CITY OF BRUNSWICK.
| VIII be sold before the court house
door Of said county on the first Tues
day in June next Jetween the legal
hours Of sale he following described
property to wit:
| 1913
That certain lot, tract or parcel of
land sitrate lying and being in the
city Of Brunswick, county and state
aforesaid and known and described
on the map OF said city, made by
, George r. Baldwin, A. D. 1887, as Old
Town lot number PIP. Levied on as
the property Of Mrs Rebecca Wylly,
under and by virtue Of tax fl ia. is
sued by n. D. Russell, clerk Of the
mayor and council Of said city against
the said Mrs Rebecca WILLY for tax
, es due said city for the year 1902
Taxes $3745 and cost.
1872
Also at the same time and place
, that certain lot tract or parcel of lard
situate lying and being in the
city of Brunswick, state and county
aforesaid, and known and describ-
cd on map o. said city made j.
George r. Baldwin, A. y 1897 az
1.-THE middle section Of Old Town lot
number 81 and improvements thereon
levied on as the property of Mrs r.
NJ SymOns, under aud by virtue of
tax fl fa issued by N D. Russell clerk
of the mayor and cor Ill of the said
city, against said NJ ~ NJ. synons
for taxes due said an Tor the year
1902. Take $3.50 any 9gsts.
Also at tho anne TING place
hat certain lot tract or pa of land
situate lying and being in the
city of Brunswick, state and county
aforesaid, ana known and describ-
cd on map of said city made by
7eorae r. baldwin, A. D 1897
he western one-half of Old Tow.
lot number 507, levied on as the prop
arty of J. N. Holmos, under and h.
virtue of a tax fl fa issued by NJ n
Russell clerk Of the. mayor and coun-
Ill of the said city, against said J n
Holmes for taxes due said city for
the year 1902. Taxes $500 and costs
Also at the same time and place
that certain lot, tract or parcel of land
situate lying and being in the
city Of Brunswick, state and county
aforesaid, and known and describ-
I'd on map Of said city made b,
George r, Baldwin, A. D. 1897
New Town lot number 1913 and i'm
nroVonlpOts thnrnon nvind ON &c
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

Dorothy Dodd" shoes are the very
latest for women. l have them. j.
A. Smith, Newcastle street.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

Mosleys Lemon EliXer acts gently
in the bowels without any unpleasant
effect. 1t is a perfect liquid laxative.
So cents per bottle at all drug stores
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

How a lady got husband when
her face covered with pimples, She
used a bottle of Hancock's hiquid Sui.
phur which removed the pimples and
made her skin white and soft. For sale
by Smiths Pharmacy.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

For the Best in Printing-Try the
News Job Office.
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u YOU want yuur icyoie rep&red
rigL bring ii to ,.n sA. erie c5u work,
man. b. ] 0iaWiuG. 50S 8l0ueetvs.
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Artistic effect finish and lasting quail
tus5 considered Wilson's Photo
graph Studio. 502 12 Gloucester St,
has $50 competitors Go there we
Elite 4
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For the Best in Printing--Try the
News Job Office.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

Mrs Duncan Wright and Master
Hazel Wright are attending The reuu.
ion at Now Orleans.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1903-05-19

Mrs. W i. Robinson and her lit
tie child have returned to the city
with MT Robinson and are stopping
at Mrs }. X Nghtingale's on Hal
flax square.
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Master Arthur Varnodoe, OF Say
annah, is spending some weeks here
tho guest Of his aunt MIS- }. } VIM
berlcy
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-29

appeared at Flavia in The Prisoner of
zendasa Rhne; Leighton starred for two
years In that production.
T. c. Whitney has not yet succeeded in
nnding suitable play in which to star
Arthur Forrest The dramatization of Ma
RE Corelli's Temporal Power proved un-
satisfactory, and Mr.. Whitney is waiting
Tor some one to write play adapted to
Mr. Forrest.
Hackett will open his season in the char
acter of John Ermine of Yellowstone. in
the dramatizations by Louis Evan Ship
actor has no intention of abandoning his
plan of producing Victor Mapes' .spectac-
Julius Steger, despite the protestations
of Florenz Ziegfeld, 1r.. who believed he
had secured the services of the baritone.
Nancy u Brown s fb Ml5n me-
Ziegfeld made him tempting offer to go
with The Red FEATHER but Mr.. Steger
decided to follow Miss Cahill
Some players find a superstitious charm
instead of Jonah in thirteen Bertha Gal
land has thirteen letters in her name and
thy Vernon" There are thirteen letters
in Polly Primrose in which Adelaide
to present @old Heidelberg." which also
has thirteen letters.
1t is curious how the geography of fic-
ton will cling to an actor. This is again
The Man from Missouri which will re-
veal him as a politician in Washington.
ital, but fate and the dramatists seem to
return him there about every alternate
dramatic election.
Frances Belmont. who jumped from a
chorus girl to a leading position in Haw-
treys production of "A Message from
Mars has returned from London to de-
vote some time to the study of elocution
and dramatic art In the spring she will
make her appearance again in London in
THE Two Schools
George Wilson, the noted minstrel and a
company which he headed were stranded
this week in Atlanta, Ga. the noted
George being the only who could
get a check cashed and so return to New
York. Some of the others since heard
from friends, but it is understood that
several are still enjoying the sights of the
southern city.
F1Qrenz Ziegfeld. jr., and Anna Held
have arrived in this country and have
brought with them ''Mademoiselle Napo-
leon,' by Jean Richepin, which they will
present in New York. The ziegfeld Opera
company has secured Grace Van Studdi-
ford for principal soprano, James T. Sui
Ivan for the comedian and Elsie De We're.
The first production will be De koven' 5
THE Red Feather"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-29

kind OF a hit when tell that at home
It's simply"
Hold on; hold on-were barely start
ed. You have now impressed the mans
sandwich on your auditors The action
commences here, and you use a few
illustrative gestures. Still referring to
the man opposite you in the train, you
saw:
The first thing he did was to I'M
button the sandwich pausing just long
enough to let that work in; then he
lifted the lid and took out a couple of
pickles and a stove litter. and closed it
again'-pause. Then he opened his
mouth'-and you say to the audience;
And never saw such an alcove in a
nr.ln's face before"
.'Bullyl" 1 screamed. 1.-THE family
won't know me when I tell"
I'm glad it affects you that way
said Kendall, but if you don't mind,
we've only established the introduce
ton. You must go on and say: And
after he'd eaten the sandwich he COM
menced to devour a piece of mince pie,
and after that he began to double up
and open and shut like jackknife'-
here you place your hand on your
stomach and move your body a little
bit 1 asked him what was the mat
ter YOU say, and he says. I think my
wife put some nuts in that pie with
out cracking Them I says, Can you
crack 'em that way Then you say
to the audience, thought if he could
I'd eat mine with the shells on and
crack 'em when 1 felt like it, Not yet.
You know you want to save some of
the laughs for the end"
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women Know How to Laugh.

A critic of mankind observes that wo-
men laugh much more successfully than
men: that is, they know how to do it
agreeably and discreetIy. whereas a man
merely open his mouth and emits
huge and usually an unmusical sound.
No man looks his best when he is laugh
ing heartily. A woman. on the contrary.
may enjoy joke or situation quite as
much as he and laugh just as much. but
she manages to do it, as a rule. without
disarranging her features or her toilet
and without shifting disagreeably on the
tympanum of other people. The tinkle
of feminine laughter is generally pleas
ant to listen to; 1t sounds well across
water: it floats pleasantly on the breeze.
and though there are exceptions they
seldom equal in disagreed bleness the
cachinnations of the opposite sex.-New
York Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-29

Cornell Hanks, the beautiful girl whom
he recently led to the altar.
Il was born nine years after Bill
Nye," he says. "in the state of New
York At year I made kick. and my
father moved me from out of the state
into the city of New York. Being a
physician, my father later took me to
Hartford for my health.
"On returning to New York city I
found myself without means. So for
some time I buried myself in Brad
streets agency as file boy at 81 per
week. mixed so many jokes with my
work that the letters didn't read as SER
iously as they should about such SCI
] ence as finance So went to England,
where they know joke when they see
it. Well. I waited in London for things
to come my way.
Things came in a walk. while the $40
I had kept going at trot. I found that
living in small bedroom made me mar
row-minded, so stayed out in the park
several nights to give myself room, as
well as to air my repertory. Then be-
! gan series of free entertainments and
became so popular that it wasn't long
before was taking three cups of coffee
day instead of one.
Among those who took advantage of
the cheap prices was the Prince of
Wales. since King Edward VII. 1t cost
4 him nothing to laugh, so he laughed.
| Several persons wanted to know what
he was laughing about. He said SIM
ply. That I had told joke about
mother-in-law which struck the lost
| chord in the princes heart and woke up
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I apologised and Mr.. Kendall went

1 apologised and Mr.. Kendall went
on with the good work.
''Then you say that the man opened
up his valise and took out a hot-water
bottle and got sympathetic waiter to
fill it with boiling water. Then he
placed the hot water bag on his stom-
ach-and here you turn to the audience
and say, And what do you think he
did?' And then you explain this way.
He opened his lunch basket and took
out a piece of fried steak and warmed
it up on the water bag"
Mr.. Kendall" said I, between gusts
of laughter that's the funniest story
why that's not the finish: there's
lot more yet, if you'll only"
Beg pardon. Not another sound till
the end"
by this time you've got all the wo-
men in the audience going. They see
that hot water bottle and that piece of
steak. In a story of this kind you've
got to get a situation, and you've got
to make the people see it. Now they
see the hot water bottle; they can't take
their eyes from the picture. And after
saying warmed it up on the water bot
tie you add: Talk about your light
housekeeping and go on with your
story But his finish was the limit He
unscrcwed the stopper of the water bot
tie and poured himself out a cup Of cof-
fee But not yet. That isn't the real
place for the big laugh. Your audience
has been waiting and you have given
them a surprise; but now comes the
place where you get in the tall of the
story. You turn to the audience and
say. He had the grounds in the bag all
the time"
"Yes?" said I. eagerly.
"Oh, nothing" said he, a bit wither-
ingiy "only that's the end-'He had
the grounds in the bag all the time
OF course it was. and you should have
heard me laugh.