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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

The sAlioa Sun sage that one Of the
good fellows in SAltville chewed twenty
cents worth Of tobacco a week, 90 con-
eluded to try n tobacco cure. In two
weeks he ate tl.5O worth Of the cure and
for the next Two weeka he used ten cents
worth Of Yueatan, Eve cents worth ei
candy, Eve cents worth Of cough drops,
aud Ave cents worth OF peanuts per day.
During these two weeks he alec con-
sumed two large rubber eraSere, ate the
rubber tipe iron fourteen lead pencils,
chewed up a iull dozen pen holders and
browsed OF his noustaehe as high ~ he
could reach. lie il now chewing to-
baeoo in the interest Of economy.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

For bad tas,e IN the lAoath takeia'
lev doses Of ChamberlAin's Stomach
and Liver Tablets. Price 2bc. WarraH'
ted to cure. For sale by John Boyden
h Bon.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

We note by the Croydon correspond
snee to the Morgan Mirror Of last week
that George Thaekeray has been removed
AZ bishop Of the Croydon ward and 10
succeeded by Frank Hopkin.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

There will be Sabbath school at the
New West School at $3.50 Sunday alter
noon. Song and Bible service In the
evening at z.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

The opera "Alyin Gray" will be re-.
peaied at the Opera House on Saturday
night, January sist, BY the Coalville
Opera Co. The entire proceeds Of the
entertainment will be turned over to The
widow and children Of the late John j.
Bowen. This is an excellent move on
the part Of the company and we believe
that 1t will meet with the approval Of
everybody. The use OF the Opera Houie
has been donated free Of charge, and all
other expenses will be cut down 20 that
the entire proceeds can he turned over
to the bereAVed family. The members
Of the company are working hard to
make he singing and acting much bet
ter than 1t was before. Mrs. J. A. Smith
will be- able to take her part which will
be greatly appreciated, and several
changes Fill be made that will mater
tally improve the production. Every.
body should turn out and assist in this
most worthy cause. Reserved feat tick
etc GU sale At The Times Office Tuesday
morning.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23
sYNnpsIs on EVENTS.

Kitchen In farm house or AVN UAy
Alvin Gy
Capt
of his motherer oDec
OF NV objections finally
ouIt shake-ak IT'S Midnight BePaence Alvin Jrsay
Love doDepartuIe OF Alvin, r-The WIND f@r e
Strong
with the
Ayns L0yerS
with sJohnne Came 70 Ny ING
HymnAlyn aDsencesWeet 10
Mikmad F1owboy Sung'-The squirrel hunt ,..p..
home Of Alvin GrayHe suspense
that gyeh 70 the poor lspdh to the LoIe
and Day we a ,oS a
fully oo-Beggar is Dying and Father Dead
life
olden Tmes"Mehabe Jones"Go way Jededah
Taeei Chinee
laeain--HHark, IT'S the Midnight Bell"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

Senator Basnes Of Kaysville Vas here
lAAt Saturday and that evening delivered
a lecture on irrigation at HOytSyille.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

A. N. Paddles left on Monday morning
Tor Cumberland, Wyo., where he will
spend q week visiting his brothers.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

Everybody should turn out 10 "AliviR
Gray" on the night Of the 8lSt and AZ
Bist In good cause.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

CO. Lutty came home from Salt Lake
the fret Of the week, being unable to
work on account Of the cold weather.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

Will Beech came in from Wyoming
last week quite sick. He is improving
nj present.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

George w. EdRington went TO the hos
pitsl in Ogden this week TO receive
medical treatment,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

RS. Calderwood has been quite sick
this week.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

JIM. and Frank HiHson Of Wanship
were down on business Tuesday.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

We received this week a handsome
calendar from Lambert Paper Co.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

tried hard TO snow this week, but
could not make success OF Il.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

How does this weather suit you for
january
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

Will CluG was here Wednesday inter
viewing our merchants.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

Your return card printed on
100 envelopes for 7s cents at
THE TIMRS Office.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

}. h. Rhead lie teaching the Oakley
school.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23
LOCAL AND OTHER NEWS.

Get your tickets early for alvin
Gray"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23
stray Kstice.

syAsN tIJ4AH. ! In Oakley pre-
Coub a sunnI.i einet oisaid county.
I'm winy possession the iollOviDT
desi a npimAls which II not claimed
and h aWAy will be cold at public
aucs n DE highest cash bidder at my
corr nhkley, summit county, Utah.
on Moauay. the 26th day Of January
1905, At one O'Clock p. M:
ons black dehorned COW branded JP
combined on left ribsi crop Of right ear
vsiile on left jaw.
One red spotted two year old heller
with a spade shaped brand on left hip.
One red calf branded A with three
quarter circle around, on left RIBS unds
and upper cut in left ear; swallow iorl
In right ear.
One red brockle-iaced yeArling belle
branded ] on left thigh crop OF left ca
and SIT In right ear.
Said animals are held By me to tecur
the pd,ment Of $3.50 jHmaRes done b.
said animals on the premises Of Elijal
Hortin and W. W. Hortin on the 9th da,
Of January, 1908.
JosErH L. HsRrE,
Pound keeper for Oakley precinct.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23
sherlm's sale.

In thh Third District Court OF the
Third judicial District Of the State OF
Utah, dnd county Of Summit.
Anguk McKellar, Jr., plaintiff, We.
John Qbaley. defendant.
To be sold at sherif's sale on the SIN
day Of February. 1908, at 10 O'Clock a.
M. At the front door Of the eo-nty court
house, n the city Of Coalyille, and the
county pi summit, State Of Utah. the
following described property situated in
Uintah mining district, Summit county
located patented and known as Bald
Eagle, lot B72, Fourth Of July, Lot bIS,
Home Hule, Lot b74, Sultan, Lot b7b,
Idaho, lot $40, Emerald, Lot bI7, and
Stanley
Purel ase price payable In lawful mon
ey Of III United States.
@. W. Nam,
s heriff Of Summit county, Utah
First pu blication, Jan. l6 last, Jan. 80
Every bottle OF Chan,beTlain's Cough
Remedy warranted.
We guarantee every bottle Of Cham
berlain' Cough Remedy and will reiun'
the mon ey 10 anyone who lie not satis
fed aite ; using two.thlrds Of the con
tents. rhis is the best remedy in tn
world iol r la grippe, coughs, colds, Group
aud who opiug cough and is Pleasan
and saie TO take. Il prevents any zen
dsney u a cold TO result In Pnenmonia
John Be ydsn 4 Son.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

Subscribe for THE TIMRs.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-23

s. hehf Of Summit county, Utah.
First pu blication, Jan. l6; last, jan 80
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06
Costly Drugs.

Unless you are druggist you have
no idea of the value represented by a
little shelf In the prescription depart
ment of a big drugstore. 1t Is one of
the wonders of the world that drug
stores do not furnish the same tempta-
ton as banks TO knights Of the chisel.
A pound Jar of hyoscoanine Is worth
Just $2,2I0 the world over. Jaborine Is
n little less presumptuous as to price;
ii costs 81 800 pound and Is used to
cause perspiration. Ergotlne crystals
cost the druggist the tritling sum of
$1,000 a pound. They are made from
the ergot of rye. Margarine goes err
gotine crystals one better and costs
$1,000 pound. 1t is used as an eXpec-
torant In bronchial troubles and as an
emctic
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06
FREEZING CAVERNS.
subterranean Caves That Are Lined
With Crystalline Ice.

with Crystalline Ice.
There are deep cavities and tunneled
recesses in the earth far away from
sunlight and held in the tight embrace
of rocky strata where secret boards of
glittering Ice find habltation all the
year round. Yet down in these queer
places the ice is as pure and crystalline
as any that nature maintains in the
open air; moreover, 1t occurs on a truly
grand and massive scale.
Imagine thick underground ice walls
and floors and craftily assured col
umns beautiful in shape and color
streaming from roof to floor Of lofty
rock chambers, And under the slow
drip, drip, drip Of percolating water
this same ice learns to fashion itself
into cave adornments - frozen water
drops, curling slopes, stalactites and
stalagmites of fantastic shape and
rainbow hues.
Subterranean cold waves, or "gla-
ciers," as they are frequently called,
crop up in some 300 scattered localities
in Europe, Asia and America, but ALL
with rare exceptions, whether true Ice
caverns or grottoes and deep hollows,
are confined to the north temperate re-
gions of these continents that Is, to
places where there is sufficiently low
temperature at some portion of the
year to reach freezing point and render
snowfall possible. - Pearson's Maya.
zine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06

Leave Lambertville for Manunka Chunk s.SS
1922 m. 1877, 5.O7 and s.27 p m. Sunday, GAS a.
M s.27 p. m. For Phillipsburg and Easton only.
b.2S p m. week days.
Leave Frenchtown OJ, iO49 a m, 2Os s. 30 and
1854 m, weekdays, 1918 NJ, s54 sundays.
For Phillipshurg and Easton only 7.o4 IN.
Arrive at Phillips burg $40 and ll.22 m, 20,
600, 7 81 and 9.26 I'm. sundsy, l050 IN, 9.26
Leave Phitlipsburg 25, 9i5 and i.26 m. 2i7
606 and 9 30 m Sunday, 1854 m. 30 m,
Arrive Belyidere 7.a7. 1927 and ii 80 M 3l9,
6.3l, 957 p IN. sunday, 25 IN, 8 81 pm.
Arrive Manunka Chunk s.03 1888 and 1856 a
m, 1926, 6SS and 1904 p m. Sunday, 1872 m,
1904 p m.
Additional trains leave Bevidere for Manunka
Chunk 100 and $40 m, and 2.20 Sunday
100 m, 1908 p IN. Returning, leave Manunk
hunk for beyidere 1O.4s al m, 420, 645 and 1906
p. IN. Sunday, so, 1906 p M.
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunka
Chunk at 800 M Bevidere GA a m, Martins
Creek 6.Si m. arriving Lehigh Junction 64s m,
will carry passengers and make stops at flag sta
tons north of Phillpsburg.
Passengers for Broad Street Station. Philadel-
phia, by trains leaving Manunka Chunk 1928 a M
daily and 523 m weekdays and $50 a. m. tMon.
days only, and leaving Phillipsburg sea m.
daily, and $50 p. IN. week -days, and 9.55 a m.
Mondays only, go through without change at
Trenton. through car for Manunka Chunk is
attached to trains leaving Broad Street Station
at 9.06 a m, 100 noon, l,03 and 1852 m. BY all
other trains passengers to fIom Broad Street
station change ears at Trenton.
Connection Is made at Manunka Chunk with
Delaware, Lackawanna Il Western Railroad; Lee
high junction with Lehigh Valley, Lehigh Sus-
quehanna, Morris Essex, and New Jersey Cen
tral Railroads. At Lambertvile with Fleming
ton Railroad. At Trenton with trains to and from
New York, Camden, &c.
For further information, timetables, which
can be obtained at the ticket offices.
General Passenger Agent.
W. W. ATTERBURY,
General Manager
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06

An English judge, Gwilym Williams,
was great stickler for form in his
court, and especially that robes should
be worn by solicitors. He was SO in
sistent upon this that one day recently,
when he assembled the bench without
being duly robed, all in the courtroom
knew that he must have been unusual
ly engaged to cause him to neglect the
matter. When the judge noticed the
lack of his robes, he stopped the court
proceedings, made speech to the So
licitors ON the absence Of his gown and
wig and fined himself 10 shillings,
which sum he Immediately paid into
the poor box.-Glasgow Times
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06

There Is a Presbyterian family in
Washington which owns or Is owned
by a masterful boy of seven. The boy S
grandmother came to visit them recent
ly and reproached them because the
child had net yet been baptized. The
mother protested lamely that she eX-
pected to defer that until the boy
should unite with the church. Grand
mother shifted and said If they waited
TIL the boy professed religion and
wished to join the church they'd wait
until the forty first year Of the millen-
mum; so 1t was decided that he should
be baptized at once. Somewhat of the
discussion reached the youngster, and
he marched brayely up to his mother.
"Have got to be baptlzedf he asked.
Eyes, dear" answered the mother.
"All right, then" said he cheerily. Il
don't care when you have 1t done. |
had my arm broken, and | had my
shoulder dislocated, and | didn't feel it
a bit when the doctor fixed them. Just
have 'em give me Il little ehloroform,
and they can baptize me all they want"
Washington Post.
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Cut Hath yynys

81 want my hair cut and no talk
said great man with an | own the
earth air, as he walked into BARRIERS
shop and sat down.
"The"- commenced the man in the
apron.
mo talk, tell you shouted the
heavy mum Just plain hair cut.
I've read all the papers and don't want
any news Start away now.
The man in the apron obeyed.
When he had finished. the man who
knew everything rose from his chair
and surveyed himself in the glass.
Great Scott" lie exclaimed. ITS
really true, then? You BARRIERS can't
do your work properly unless you talk. !"
81 don't know" said the man in the
apron quietly. You must ask the bar
Der He'll be in presently I'm the
glazier from next door"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06

The cure for the bilious man is a
clown. not pills. For Indigestion go to
show where there are one or two first
class fools who know how 10 make
"moukeys" of themselves. The fun,
however. should be clean. innocent,
harmless and hearty, with no sugges-
ton of indeccncy or vulgarity. In 9th
er words, the fun should be 'hygienic.
Fun that is foul and malodorous is UNI
healthful.
The best sort of fun for the dyspep-
tic is the fun that burlesques the fol
lies and foihles of the odd characters"
You have met If you can't find the
show with the burlesque artists who
can make you laugh, seek out compan-
ions who are jolly and who know the
art of clowning.
Don't let any half baked idiot load
your mind with his business or domes-
tic troubles. When you get an hour or
two from the desk or store, abandon
yourself willingly and cheerfully to the
frivolities of jocular frlend.-What to
Eat
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06
Originality Is simply pair OF fresh
eyes Higginson


Cellulose absorbs water and by its
swelling provides the softest possible
obstruction. On account OF its low
specific gravity, less than that of cork
1t is valuable for life belts and may bt
used in large quantities to keep a seri
ously damaged ship afioat. Cellulost
compressed and packed In the Golfer
dam of ship. to form a leak belt
does not emit any unpleasant odor ant
does not decay for two or three years
When penetrated by a projectile 1t I:
not ignited and does not giveoff any dis
agreeable smoke, possessing in this re
spect great advantage over rubber
armor. If dry, loose cellulose be ignit
ed, IL gives out white smoke.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06
HIGH PRICED COFFEE.
Yet the Hotel steward Thought the
Charge Was Moderate.

Yet the HOtel steward IhOuSnt tno
Charge Was Moderate.
$50 you think we charge too much
for coffee, do you?" asked the steward
of one of New York's fashionable no
tells In response to mild complaint
from a guest. You paid 80 cents for
q small pot of coffee with cream, didn't
you? You admit that there was moth
ing the matter with the coffee, but you
say you didn't use all of the cream.
Maybe you didn't, but some other
guest might have wanted more than
you did. The coffeepot, pitchers for
hot milk and cream and the sugar bowl
were of silver. Your cup and saucer
were of the very best china. 1t costs
something to make that coffee, and we
have to get some return on our invest
ment In the silyerware and china.
There are two cups of coffee in small
pot, and we would lose money if we
sold ii ut 10 cents cup.
"There is another thing you must
consider when you go into a high
class cafe you are given a table by
yourself. No matter how badly we are
crowded no one is placed at the table
with you. Suppose we sold coffee at
popular prices. Don't you know that
hundreds of people would be dropping
into the cafe just for cup of coffee in
order to see the crowd? They would
monopolize all the tables. Don't say
a word, but one reason why we put up
the price is to keep the coffee drinkers
out, so that you may have table when
you want TO sit down to champagne
and terrapin. > New York Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06

The Japanese believe in more myth
ical creatures than any other people on
the globe, civilized or savage. Among
them are mythical animals without
any remarkable peculiarlties of confor.
nation, but gifted with supernatural
attributes, such as tiger which is
said to live to be a thousand years old
and to turn as white as polar bear.
They also believe in multitude Of ami
mails distinguished mainly by their
monstrous size or by the multiplication
of their members.
Among these are serpents 500 feet
long and large enough to swallow an
elephant, foxes with eight legs, mon
keys with four ears, fishes with ten
heads attached to one body, the flesh
of which Is cure for boils. They also
believe in the existence of crane
which, after it has reached the age Of
600 years, has no need OF any susie
nance except water
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06
Moon Superstitions.

Almost any old time farmer will tell
you worm fence built In the light of
the moon and ascending node will
worm around and finally fall down. If
you want potatoes during similar
phases, they will all go to tops and the
tubers will be small and watery. This
is the time. however, to plant cucum-
bers, especially when the sign is in the
arms.
The carpenter of former times would
not think of putting shaved shlngle
roof on building i'll the dark of the
moon, because the shingles would curl
up, pull out the nails and soon leak
like sieve. Neither would he cut tim
bers for house nor would he paint 1t
until the sign was right
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06

Burke in his letter on Natural So
ciety' says that Sylla destroyed BOG, 900
men In each of three battles, one being
at Cheronea. The Perslans are said to
have lost 100000 men at Platea ii
Chronicles Xiii, II, records 100000 slain
on one side, which, however, may not
have been in n single battle. Kings
TX, 2G, tells of 100000 men being killed
OH one side in single day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06
Mother Couldn't object

Does your mother allow you to have
two pieces of pie when you are at
home, Wlllie?" asked his hostess.
mo, ma'am."
"Wcll, do you think she would like
you to have two pieces hereW
"Oh, she wouldn't care" said Willie
confdentlally. "This isn't her pie
Little Chronicle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06
Highly Recommended.

1t was fair time in Selkirk, and San
dy and his sweetheart were wandering
round, arm in arm, enjoying the sights.
Presently they espied q smart look
ing pie shop, which they promptly en-
tered.
Sandy ordered one pie. sat down and
commenced to eat it.
Meanwhile the girl looked shyly on.
list fine. Sandy?" she timidly asked.
AYE. tits awfu' fine, Jennie" he an
twered. "Ye should buy oner'-Glas-
tow Times
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

ESTATE OF ESTHER A. BUrTERross, DECEASED
Pursuant to the order of Paul A. Queen
Surrogate of the County of Hunterdon, made
on the thirteenth day of April, A. ID. one
thousand nine hundred and three, notice is
against the estate of Esther A. Butterfoss
late of the County of Hunterdon, deceased
to present the same under oath or affirmation
within nine months from the date Of said
order; and any creditor negleetng to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim under oath OF
affirmaticnl, within the time so limited, will
be forever barred of his or her action there
for against the said Executor.
Dated April 10, A. ID. 1903.
CYRUS VAN DOLAH,
April Is, 1908. Executor
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06

Hearty Friend Injecting operate com
poser Hello, old man, How are you2
Haven't seen you for an age. What's
your latest composition?
lmpecunious Musician (gloomily) -
With my creditors Punch
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

ESTATE OF CLARK PIERsoN, DECEASED.
Pursuant to the order of Paul A. Queen.
Surrogate of the County of Hunterdon, made
on the twenty-fourth day of February, A. ID.
one thousand nine hundred and three, notice
against the estate of Clark pierson, late of the
County of Hunterdon, deceased, to present
the same, under oath or affirmation, to the
subscriber, administrators of said deceased,
within nine months from the date of said
order; and any creditor neglecting to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim (under oath or
affrmation), within the time so limited, will
be forever barred of his or her action there
for against the said Administrative.
Dated February 9Th A. D., 1908
Ida EVANS PERSON,
Feb p, 1903 Administrative
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06
A Full House.

Lady Guest Your father is such n
hospitable gentleman, He dearly loves
full house, doesn't he?
Jack-Well, yes-if 1t happens to be
ON his side of the table Kansas City
Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-05-06

Mamie She is trying to keep her
marriage a secret.
Maud How do you know?
"She told me o"-Baltimore World.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

ESTATE OF CATHARINR A. Crook, DECEASED.
Pursuant to the order of Paul A. Queen,
Surrogate of the County of Hun rion, made
on the thirteenth day of App I, A. ID. one
thousand nine hundred and t'r g, notice is
hereby given to all persons hay .ns claims
against the estate of Catharnc \ crook, late
of the County of Hunterdon, deceased, to
present the same, under oath or affirmation,
to the subscriber executor of said deceased,
within nine months from the date of said
order; and any creditor neglecting to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim (under oath
or aflirmation), within the time so limited
will be forever barred of his or her action
therefor against the said executor.
Dated April 10, A. d 1903.
ALFRED l.. PIERSON,
April 15 1903. Executor