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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

IN LIGHTER VEIN F.:
How'd You Like to Be the Coal Manp

How'd You Like to Be the Coal ManP
The coal man gaIy chuckleo as he wisely
Wlnkeu mis- eye.
Said he NO matter what the price is the
public has to buy.
- ne raised ana extra quarter,
When he really hadn Orter.
4hen chuckled once again and said:
Wei, how is that for high?'
When the news was given Hartman h.
met il with "a smile
Ard his action then was taken in most
said he: I'VE viii make Il thirty less
And the public then viii bless
Us and 1 think that ought 10 hold them
for awhile
Once again The coal man chuczled and
rubbed his hands with giee.
SAID ne: = d Just cut the price a quarter
and then, don't you see,
me making five cents more
Per ton than 4 made before.
NO matter how The. wind blows u always
blows for meI''
If Colombia had S5O.OoO.0O1 to spare
il would not be necessary To fight TO re-
gain Panama as the revolutionists are
only to get $50,0OO,OO0 from the United
States.
Those who object to football should
lot forget to also mention that the
lives lost on the gridiron are more val
liable to the world, as a rule, than
the ones lost in the prize ring.
The strenuous opposition to the gov
ernor's action in sending the militia
TO the coal camps gives rise to that
suspicion that some Of the oppOsers
have relatives IN the ranks who dislike
taking risks.
The experience Of the young man who
nv a n Vr-n fn in pa
behind q billboard furnishes the only
reason why people should watch the
bin boards.
The fact that the men who robbed
the dentistss Office Gid not take his
forceps or emery wheel explOdes the
theory that the work was done by a
patient.
As a matter OF fact it is not LuciE
cutoff at all, but COrinne, Terrace,
Promontory ct al. cutoff.
Tt is presumed those French con-
victs who were picked up at sea were
endeavOring to reach Panama, where
they would have a fine pull for a
government job.
The Panama canal company represen-
tatives are busy now arranging a diVi-
the United States, $4,000 900 Of which
goes to the company direct and $1O.-
100000 TO the republic of Panama, which
is the same thing.
There is good reason. also. to be-
lieve that lot Of that Panama treaty
money will stay here in the United
States, although it will change hands.
The. operation. it is said. has changed
the Kaiser's voice. but there is moth
ing to show that it viii change the
character OF his utteranCes, which is
to be regretted.
The regularity with which Panama
is being recognized prompts the thought
that il might not be a bad idea to
hold a big reception and give all the
nations. except Colombia. which would
refuse to come, an opportunity 70 meet
the charming stranger at the same
time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28
National Gnard to -.

It is evident that any one needing all
or part Of q national guard can be ac-
Commodated by peTfecting arrange
ments with General Sherman NJ. Bell,
the busiest national guard adjutant
alive. General Bell, probably through
his association with the rough riders
in 1898 has a malignant case Of siren
uOusness. During the past few weeks
he has been trying desperately to work
the national guard Of Colorado to death.
The circumstance that the Colorado
militia has quite a fat proposition on
with striking miners just at present
does not prevent General Bell from
seeking employment for the Colorado
troops outside that state. General Bells
tumultUOUs offer to settle the Panama
question with the Colorado national
guard has not been forgotten 1t de-
YelOped that the government felt strong
enough to pull off the Panama play
without General Bell and the national
guard Of Colorado and, II is presumed.
the general interpreted the presidents
failure to reply within two weeks from
the time he received the invitation as
a polite declination of It. General Bell,
however. simply cannot keep quiet. 1t
is now learned that he. evidently, but
enormously. concluding that the state
Of Wyoming was rot able to cope with
Tom Horn, gravely rendered that COM
mOnwealth the use OF a regiment of
Colorado militia, which, we understand,
was politely declined also. Utah. we
understand, is soon to be honored by
the offer Of a regiment.
We are convinced that there is moth
ing on here now sufficiently strong to
Justify General Bell in remaining in
I America We have nothing more siren
uous than strikes, but perhaps the sui
! tan OF Turkey could use General Bell
and the Colorado national guard. which
the general apparently is so anxious
to work overtime. There is every indi-
cation that the sultan is due for some
more trouble with bin collectors, and
/ General Bell might be able to place the
Colorado guard in a position where
their work would be quite lively and
permanent. 1t is a circumstance
amounting almost to a world calamity
that so strenuous a man as General
Bell. equipped as he is with a national
guard. cannot get action. It is too bad
+ that General Bell does not live in Utah.
Then we could elect him to the United
States senate, accuse him Of polygamy
and get him nearly all the fight his
system requires
General Bell is an anachronism He
should have been born about GOO years
ago. He would have fitted the times
when men prOwled about the highways
ana fought every stranger they fnet on
I the plea that the stranger might have
winked al some fair damsel whom the
challenging party might thereafter
meet and worship. An active man
could get fifteen or twenty fights per
diem in those busy days and General
BeU would likely have been acCOmmO-
dated TO his safety. Another, and a
better. reason from the standpoint Of all
General sells contemporaries why he
should have been born 500 years ago is
that ne would not be here now.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

in a few minutes more Z will score a
touchdown. But the referees whistle
announces the close OF the half and Z
loses all It has gained. because at the
opening Of the next half play viii begia
from the center OF the field.
No matter how one looks at It, foot
ball doesn't seem TO be very good sport.
The only reason il has hourished as il
has is that it contains the element Of
danger first; and, second, it is practi-
caly the only American sport into
which the faint Of professionalism has
not entered,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28
Notice Of Assessment.

SPIDER MINING -PRIN-
cipal place of business, Salt Lake City,
Utah. Notice is hereby given that at a
meeting OF the board of directors held
on the 3rd day Of November, 1908, an as
Sc ssment of One-fOurth "a cent per
share was levied on the capital stock or
the corporation. payable on or before Dec.
FL 1868. 20 w. A. Eangford, treasurer S64
West Second South. salt Lake City, Utah.
ANY stock upon which this assessment
may remain unpaid on the 2lst day OF
December, 1903. viii be delinquent and ad-
vertised for sale at public auction and
unless payment is made before, viii be
sold on Friday Jan. IS, 1904. at d. m
10 paw the delinquent assessment, to-
gether with the cost Of advertising and
the expense OF sale.
w. A. LANGFORD,
Secretary and Treasurer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

City, Utah. Notice is hereby given that
at a meeting of the board Of directors,
held on the 18th day Of November, 1903
an assessment of five cents (5c) per share
was levied on the capital stock of the
corporation, payable on or before De-
cember list, 1903. TO w. Mont Ferry.
secretary-treasurer at room 800 Auer-
bach building, South East Temple street
Salt Lake City, Utah ANY stock upon
which this assessment may remain I'm
paid on the 21st day of December, 1903
viii be delinquent and advertised for
sale at public auction and unless pay
ment IS made before will be sold on the
18th day of January, 1904. 10 pay the de-
Hnquent assessment, together with the
costs OF advertising and the expense Of
sale. W. MONT. FERRY
Secretary.
Location OF office: No. 306 Auerbach
building, Salt Lake City, Utah
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

We are told that a man who secured
an advantageous position from which
to see President Roosevelt on the oc-
easiOn of his visit to New York yes
terday was 'insOlent" when a secret
service man ordered him down. Well.
wasn't his 'insolence" justified? Didn't
the humble individual have a right to
look at the king2 Even d cat can
do as much as that. We believe as
thoroughly as anybody in safeguarding
the president, but some Of those secret
service men go entirely too far. First
thing we know they viii be wanting
to arrest the wind for daring to blow
on their liege lord.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Many people in ogden and elsewhere
viii be interested in the announcement
that the Rev. Mr.. Amos Judson Bailey,
who was for FIVE years a Congrega-
tional missionary in Utah. with head
quarters in Ogden, has just won a
prize of 5000 for the best essay on
How To Prevent Strikes" The prize
was offered by Our Dumb Animals. a
periodical published in Boston. There
were hundreds of competitors, and the
fact that he was unanimously awarded
the prize over all of them is a signal
tribute to the merit of his work.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

planned for next Tuesday and go TO
either matinee or evening performance
of cinderella, or a Dress Rehearsal
at the theatre You won't regret IT.
Seat sale opens 10 a. m. today.
Evening prices 25c, soc, 75c 81. Popu-
lar priced matinee.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

SOCIETY



( The dance given az the university last
evening in honor of the visiting foot
bail team was very enjoyable event.
and both the hosts and their guests
I had royal time The affair was under
I the patronage Of some of the leading
/ women Of the city and was managed
/ most successfully throughout.
/ The informal hop given at the post
I last evening was the first of the win
f ter series and was thoroughly enjoyed
| by the few present The guests were
received by Mrs. Pardee and Mrs. Stur-
gis who were assisted by Captain Har-
beson and Lieutenant Berry.
( The golf team from Butte and salt
J Lake VIII hold a contest today at the
+ Country club for the Leyson cup. A
I buffet luncheon viii be served from u
/ till 2 o'clock and tea viii be served at
/ 4 o'clock at which Mrs. +. II. Channing
Mrs. W. Montague Ferry and Mrs.
/ George K. Fischer will be the hOstesses.
Miss Frances n. Eddy of Ogden is
{ spending the Thanksgiving holidays in
the city with Mrs. Jones at the home
Of Mrs. La Forge.
Mr.. George Curtis. who has spent
some some time with his brother and
sister Mr.. J. w. Curtis and Miss
Z Eliza Curtis, left yesterday for Colo
RADIO.
In the game of mixed foursomes at
/ the Country club Thursday prizes We're
/ won by Mr. and Mrs. G. r. Pearsall.
/ Miss Margie Miller Miss Dorothy Kin
( ney. Mr.. Fred Hale and Mr. Hugh
Satterlee.
/ Mrs s. c. Adams who has been visit
ing her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. II. G.
Mcmillan, viii leave Tuesday morning
: for her home IN Denver. Mr.. and Mrs.
Luelwitz and Miss Leta Mcmillan viii
so to Spokane later in the week.
Mrs. J. r. C0sgriff has ISSUED in
vitations for reception for next We'd
Hesday afternoon.
Mrs. EIbridge Thomas and Mrs. c. H.
/ Griffin who have been visiting in KAN
sas viii be home early next week.
Mrs. Charles c.. Plummer entertains
at musical afternoon today preceded
/ by an informal luncheon for the young
girls who viii take part in an inn
prOmptu programme. The affair is in
compliment to Miss Agatha BerkhOel
and Miss Esther T Allen
Mrs. Thomas Kearns and children
viii return today from visit to Park
City.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. G.. Lamb entertained
at a theatre party Thursday evening
following Thanksgiving dinner.
Miss Ida Hanauer will return today
to her home after a long absence in
the east.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer B. Jones will
not return from their western trip till
the end Of the week.
Miss Margaret Park will be home
from ogden Monday, where she has
been visiting Miss Minnie KieseL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Opponents of capital punishment
should move 70 Idaho. where Il man
who is said to have committed bru-
tai, cowardly and deliberate murder has
just escaped with o. manslaughter YER
dict.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

The dignided Mr.. Hartman danced
a jig. we are informed, at che Ogden
Lucin cut-on ceremonies on Thursday.
Mr.. Hartman has danced jigs before
now on the neeks Of his competitors in
the railroad business.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

1t is estimated mat 1000 peo-
pie who otherwise would have gone
hungry on Thanksgiving day. were fed
bCunte0usly by the salvation Army.
Does the organization need any other
Justification for its existence?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

AAAAa
Milwaukee Journal)
Oar ban "a little felier.
Ay tenk his name ban YIN,
And nearly every morning
Ay used to seeing him
He used TO stand ia gateway
And call me -SVedC' and ay
AM lax to hear dis nickname
Ay ban a NOrsk. yu say.
But ne ban little faller.
Av' tenk bout sax years old.
And so ay used 10 lax him
lie ban too small 20 scold.
Ay used to say. wal Nimmie.
Ay ant ban Svede, but VA
Can cali me SYede-ay lax va
And ant care vat yu du.'
BY George. Ay'm glad, ay tai yu
Dat ay ban guide 60 him.
Because one ventcr morning
AZ ant see little Vim.
And next day funeral wagon
Come driving op to door.
And Vim. pooT little faller
Can't call me Svede no more.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

A member of the Spanish chamber of
deputies who stiu feels sore over the
drubbing we administered to the dons.
has expressed himself as being opposed
20 Spanish representation at the St.
Louis exposition. Too bad, old chap.
really it is. But somehow we fancy the
81. Louis show will go forward sue
cessfuly. just the same, whether Spain
is represented or not.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Anyway, the University of Utah boys
scored against Colorado, which is some
thing to be thankful for
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

The Colombians are talking briskly
about raising an army for a Panama
campaign. That's the proper spirit.
They viii have to raise an army. lit
eIally-in balloons-tO get it into PAN
anna, thanks to President Roosevelt.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

ELEPHANT GOLD & SILVER MIN
ing company. Principal place ofrbusiness
salt Lake City, Utah. Location Of mines.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Mrs. William Pardee entertained at I
luncheon yesterday at Fort Douglas.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

It is reported that John Mitchell is
coming TO Utah to take a hand in the
Carbon county coal strike. Wonder if
be knows that General Cannon is on
the ground? Perhaps Mr.. Mitchell
hasn't heard Of the fate Of Dem6ui.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28
W. e smedlsy, Alan Hakeling-
p. o. Box 1877
Telephone sos Rings.
We. SMEDLEY & co.
INSURANCE.
Office 142 Main Street CUpstairu).

Representing the Following Wen known
COMPANIES:
Commercial Union Assurance
Co. Of London .....--.........S2 SIS, 000. 900 %
London Assurance Corporation 20O00.0o0 90
don - -. -. -. =. 100000 90
Manchester Insurance Co. Of
England 80. ....... 49,. &C.. ID, O00. 900 %
American. Philadelphia ....... 900. 900 90
New York Underwriters ....... -. IS. 800 %
Standard Accident ms Co.. 10000 O.
Losses paid through this Agency
excaed S5OO.O0O
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28
Horrfd.

He-I hear that your engagement is
broken
Femina-Yes: he acted horribly
Hc-But I thought that YOU broke IT.
Femina-SO ] did. but he made absO-
lutely no fuss about a..
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Miss Margaret Park viii be home
from ogden Monday, where she has
been visiting Miss Minnie KieseI.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Really we oughtn't to complain. Den
yer people are paying SO per ton for
soft coal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Spain has severed diplomatic reIa-
tons with Venezuela because of al
legged in treatment accorded the Span
ish minister More trouble may fol-
low. for Venezuela is just about the
one country on earth that Spain has a
chance 90 whip in war.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Now that an Austrion flag has been
burned In Rome we presume that all
travellers who believe in literal obedi-
eEce TO ancient adages viii add at
least one Austrian flag to their bag
gage before going to Rome, for a per-
fscuy obvious reason.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28
Assessnent NO. &

WABASH MINING COMPANY.
Principal place Of business, Salt Lake
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer B. Jones vii
not return from their western trip till
the end OF the week
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Miss Ida Hanauer will return today
to her home after a long absence in
the east.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Mr.. and Mrs. w. c.. Lamb entertained
at a theatre party Thursday evening
following Thanksgiving dinner.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

The regularity with which Panama
is being recognized prompts the thought
that il might not be a bad idea to
hold a big reception and give all the
nations. except Colombia. which would
refuse to come, an opportunity 70 meet
the charming stranger at the same
time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

Mrs. Thomas Kearns and children
City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

The operation. it is said. has changed
the kaiser's voice. but there is moth
ing to show that it viii change the
character Of his utterances, which is
to be regretted.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

There is good reason. also. to be-
lieve that lot Of that Panama treaty
money viii stay here in the United
States, although it will change hands.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-28

The Panama canal company represen-
tauves are busy now arranging a divi-
sion Of the $4,000 600 they will get from
the United States, $4,000. 900 Of which
goes to the company direct and S1O.-
100000 to the republic of Panama, which
is the same thing.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-08-01
Church
Universal.
*This Is
the victory
which over.
COmeth the
WOrh-.-our
faith"

itoiy name, for all the injuries viii, !,
oilefeu TO Thee in the Most TJoI,,
2dct ailleht OF the; altar. for all Tho H.,
= Nelehces against Thy Most HOLY I'M
iilaCuli1te Mother, for all the cat1Imnies
5S1lllst, ny Spouse. our HOLY Mother
Satnollc Church. O Jesus Tbou
VINO mast said: Whatsoever ,,o,, eb.,Il
ASK the Father in My name. I will give
oiito you. we pray and beseerb Tbee
LOT our brethren who are in dance. of
IN mat Thou will preserve them from
tHe 3Ilurenents of apostasv. save tbo.a
VINO are already on the brinI, of tba
ouSss' grant to all the light and dis
Cefhment of the truth, courage and
strength IN the struggle against evil.
perseverance. in faith and an active
charity. Therefore. most merciful Je-
Sus' IA my maine we pray to God Thy
atber with whom Thou livest and
-sIiest' IN union with the Holy Ghost
forever and ever. Amen"
our Holy Father Pope Leo XIII bv
IeScrlpt of the Sacred Congregation
% Oh ihduigences and Relics. Nav Is.
l9US' explaining rescripts of Feb. 18th
ana Oct. p, 1902, has declared these in
uuIsences' applicable to the souls in
purgatory, TO be attached to the above
mentioned prayer: l. Three hundred
Jays, once day. ,. A plenary indulg-
ence once a month TO lall those Who
ieclte the prayer daily for an entire
month provided that on one dav within
Inc same month. being truly penitent.
having received the Sacraments of
romance and the Blessed Eucharist
lhey visit any church or public ora
tory, and pray for the Pope's intention.
standard and Times -
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-08-01
Child Was Color Blind.

Ex-Judge S. P Mcconnell of the
George A. Fuller Construction company
is credited with Il story about an ac-
quaintance, a dapper, conceited young
chap who has an aversion to negroes
This acquaintance boarded north
bound Eighth avenue car at Thirtieth
street one Saturday night not long ago
The car was crowded, and after few
| blocks had been passed, the young fell
low found himself in the aisle just be
hind fat negress with baby For
the infants comfort it was slung over
the mothers shoulder. 1t was a Jolly
little thing, smiling and trying to talk
to all around it. Suddenly it saw the
prim young man and all at once its fat
little arms shot out and its black fin
gers wiggled invitingly
Papa. Papar gurgled the babe.
Goo gool Pity papaI" g.
The chuckles and giggles of the on
lockers became outlaws when the
mother glancing' backward, said in a
reproving tone:
Hush yo' mouf yo' fool chile. That's
not yo papa
Then she turned to the young fellow
and apologized thus: Use noticed hit
befo, sab, an now Use shuah OBJ hit
This baby's suttinly color blind: he.is
indeedy. Too bad, sub. hain't ft?"
The young man did not wait to repIv
nor does he know just how he got off
the car.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-08-01
AZ 81. Anne,s Shrine

There is relic of St. Anne enShrined
IN the altar of the little brick Church
OF st. Jean de Baptiste in East Seven
ty-siXth street, New York. writes the
correspondent, OF the Pittsburg Dis
patch in that city; and hundreds of
the lame, the halt and the blind are
making novenaS before it in the hope
OF erecting cures. The feast of Mount
carmel being kept today. Sunday. the
number of votaries increased to an
army, and among them was woman
who had journeyed from Troy. n. Y
She hobbled into the church on a
orutch and after an hour of devout
prayer rose and left the church with
out II. She had been lame for three
years, the result of a trolley accIuent
She Went to car unassisted and she
feels confident that the cure will be
permanent. She attributes the cure to
her perfect faith, saying: When
pressed by lips to the relic [ felt a re-
Tivifying thrill pass through my body.
But it had been" so long since I,was
able TO walk that l did not realize I
had been benefited. The priest passed
to others and / started to rise. The
effort caused no pain. Then | straight
ened up and stood unsupported for the
first time in three years. Ny staff was
lying at the altar rail. 1 picked it up
and, walking over to the rack where
are crutches and canes. I left my staff
as evidence. of how God had blessed
me-"