Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1903-06-30

- . ~ tOct Vi tA1N4A III NSCi-
via.-Buffalo News.
The flood poetry is yet to come.--To
peka State Journal.
In the case of the presidential insect
it should read. How doth the little
buzzy bee. "-Washington Post
The Russian governments hatred of
newspaper publicity is worthy of darkest
Pennsylvania.-Por Argus.
If we once get started killing off the
imbecieS. it would be almost impossible
to draw the line.-Detroit News.
The papers have room cor nm item
about Kipling's latest poem, but not for
the poem itself Brooklyn Standard
Union.
The Servian parliament is called the
Skuptchina. Pronounce it what you
please; the Press pronounces it Rump-
ski.--Dayton Press,
Explorations in the Postoffice Depart
ment show the presence of rich deposits
of something closely resembling ~alum."
Kansas City Times.
The arbitration germ is doing well, con
sidering the backward season, but is still
a pygmy compared with the strike mir
crobe.-W Washington Post.
1t will undoubtedly be safer for the
new King of Servia TO remain in Geneva
and do his reigping by long-distance tele-
phone.-Detroit Free Press.
That large projection discovered on
Mars may be cur press mueller. 1t got
away from these parts in most extraor-
binary haste Philadelphia Press.
Isn't it lucky that the trees have the
longest an9 most phable shoots just at
the season when the children are at home
for idle holidays Atlanta Journal,
The burning of the Monte di Pieta at
Naples is something calamitous. Pawn
broking is one of the leading industries
of southern Italy.-Boston Herald.
1t is not rain that is making Wall
street so sloppy nderfoot. 1t is mere
~ the water the market is squeezing out
Of trust seeurities.--New York World.
The shipbuilding trust is being reorgan-
lied. 1t was found that two or three
hundred per cent of water was too much
for it to float in--New Haven Union.
One of the Kentucky feudsts has been
captured and jailed, but it is suspected
that the troubles won't end until Old
Bourbon is finally jagged. milwaukee
News.
ALBUM IIamid is in an embarrassing
position,t He can fight Bulgaria all he
wants to, but the powers will not permit
him to whip her.--St. Louis GlobeDem-
ocrat.
Some of the platform builders viii
doubtless view with alarm too much irri-
cation in the West without the consent
of the irrigated Richmond Times-D Dis
patch.
Before the press of Pennsylvania gets
through with Gov. Pennypacker he will
be worse disiigured than he has ever
been by the Memphis Com
mercial-Appeal.
The powerful influence of the Presi
dent during his western trip is demon
strated by the floods which have followed
his eloquent eafLs On yrigation.-Indian-
apolis News
With all meat rs,sGucts at present high
.rices, what consvsstion is it to the farm
er to read that cotton is worth 10 cents
pound when he has none ?--Montgom-
cry Advertiser.
An exchange says "No woman ever
boosted of being born In a log cabin" No
man does either until he gets into
brownstone front. Newport News
/ Times Herald.
A newspaper epigrammatist says: "Ev-
cry wife is the architect of her own hus-
band" Then she shouldn't be too Sc
we're on the edihce when she botches the
/ job.-Mlwaukee Sentinel.
! Now that arrangements are being
made to prevent the Filipinos from buy
/ ceive so many pipe stories from the ISL
ands.-Indanapolis News.
The first politician to test that new
| Pennsylvania libel law seems to be a
little backward about coming forward
and securing the incidental advertising,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Germany is complaining again about
American tariff determinations. AS long
as they refuse to eat our pork, we are
! justified in knowing what they put in
their .ausage.-W ashington Post.
If Gov Pennypacker does not get
drawn and quartered" by the Pennsyl-
vania press he seeks to muzzle, be may
thank his stars for being born lucky in
bAthh VI RANAiys 4AAtHbAh 1VAihats
Woman suffrage is defeated in New
! Hampshire 1t will win everywhere
when the women OF the country want it
to succeed. The men are not unfayor-
able of their own accord. Buffalo News.
Ohservant and scholarly FrenchmaD
who has been here looking us over as
nation says the dollar has no majesty
for Americans. That's awfgily nice, un-
less the observant and scholarly one is
jolying us.--New York Telegram.
Miss Alice Snyder. an expert on the
subject, says that thorough exercise
makes the more perfect woman" 1t is
a pity that some of the portraits Of the
! female all around athletes don't seem to
bear out this theory New York Even
ing Sun.
A German physician has revived the
bee sting cure for rheumatism, and de-
scribes the case Of a patient who after
being stung 6.952 times experienced
complete cure. And yet there are peo-
pie who prefer TO believe ia mental heal
ms. Boston Globe.
The agitation in the anthracite region
mas not yet subsidized With 80 many vex-
atious disputes to arrange the settlement
Of all cannot be made at once. But
there is no prospect of any serious trOu-
bic. That long row has taught wisdom
to both sides Philadelphia Item
A New Jersey court has decided that
a married woman cannot under the laws
Of the State bring suit for the alienation
Of her husbands affections. This Is
hint to girls thinking Of marriage to learn
70 cook well. That is the way to hold
husbands affections.--P Philadelphia
Item.
TEN ARE KILLED IN a WRECK.
Fatal Crash on Illinois Central Rail-
rnad Near Rav mnrh. Inra