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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
Called Up at Midnight,

Something like a mouth ago
neighbor of mine came to my house
at midnight and called me up and
wanted to know If had a medicine
in the store recommended for cramps
in the stomach and diarrhoea. /
sold him bottle of Chamberlain's
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy which
he carried back home and at the same
time seat for a doctor. Immediately
on his return home he gave dose Of
this remedy, and he afterwards told
me that the patient was entirely re.
lieved before the doctor got there, /"
says Encch Burson. O'Lea. Ala. For
sale BY j. R. Kruegar.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
Better Than Genius.

First Manager-I've been think
ing some of putting Miss Stryder on
my list. What do you know Of her /?
Is she much of an actress?
Second Ditto-Youll make no
mistake if you engage her. To be
sure, she's about as bad on the stage
as they make 'em, but she has way
Of keeping her name before the pub
lie that is better than genius. She's
all the tire visiting her mother at
the old homestead or going abroad
or getting married or something of
that sort, you know.-Boston Tran
script.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
Easy 10 Run a Paper.

HTo run newspaper" says one
editor, "all fellow has to do is to
be able to write poems, discuss the
tariff and money question, umpire
baseball game, report wedding,
saw wood, describe fire SO that the
readers will shed their wraps, male
dollar do the work of ten, shine at
a dance, measure calico, abuse the
liquor habit, test whisky, subscribe
to charity, go without meals, sheer
at snobbery, wear diamonds, invent
advertisements, overlook scandal,
appraise babies, delight pumpkin
raisers, minister to the afflicted,
heal the disgruntled, fight to d fin
ish, set type, mold opinions, sweep
the Office, speak at prayer meetings,
stand IN with everybody and every
thing"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
Don't Marry In Haste.

Again and again the question is
asked, care long or short engage
ments best ?" The answer obviously
is that the longer the wooing the
more thoroughly will the man and
woman know each other, and there
fore the better is their chance of
knowing whether they are likely to
pull together happily in the double
harness of matrimony, says Home
Notes.
Of course there is such thing as
going to extremes, and a too pro-
tracted courtship becomes weari-
ness to both man and maid. A
happy medium may be struck in
most things, and in courtship q year
or so will generally be considered
right. In that time the lovers may
surely know whether they are suited
to each other,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
HINTS FOR HUNTERS.
Open Season for Prairie Chickens
and Ducks will Begin
September l.

The chicken season will begin Sep.
TENDER l, and from all reports there
will be plenty of strong young birds
The old birds should be spared by
the hunters, as they will raise larger
broods and care for the chicks better
another year than hens Matched this
year.
On September l the season will
open on prairie chickens, grouse Tex
cept ruffed or PARTRIDGE ducks, geese
plover and woodcock.
On October Is the season on part
ridge, (ruffed grouse) and quail will
open.
The number of birds that may be
killed in one day is limited to 25, and
the number that may he had in pos
session at any time is so chickens,
grouse, part idge, woodco,k or pillow
er, or any or all of them combined
and 100 snipe. ducks, brant, geese, or
any or all Of them cnmbined. The
penalty for killing or having in pos
session during the closed season is a
fine vi 10 to Is dollars and costs OF
prosecution, or imprisonment from
10 to 80 days Imprisonment for each
bird killed or had in possession.
The same penalty applies where
the number killed or had in possess
sion exceeds the limit.
A like penalty may be imposed for
selling or offering game fer sale.
Non residents must procure IL
cense to hunt, the fee for killing
small game being 10 dollars These
licenses must be obtained from the
state game and fish commission, and
must contain an accurate description
of the licensee.
Non-resilents who hunt without IL
cense are liable to a fine of from so
to 100 dollars and costs of prosecu-
ton, or imprisonment from 60 to 80
days.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
An Embarrassing Incident.

Sir Henry Parkes when he was
premier of New South Wales secur-
ed the passage of law requiring ev-
cry Chinaman entering the colony
to pay poll tax Of $500. The day
the law went into effect he was trav-
cling homeward from a neighboring
colony and on the train he met an
old friend in the person of a leading
Chinese merchant of Sydney, man
Of great wealth and influence, that
most people forgot was China
man when they we're speaking to
him, The premier and his Celestial
friend discussed various matters of
finance and politics as they journey
ed along, and the corks were pop
ping cheerfully when the train ran
into Albury, the station on the Dor
der. Then the crisis occurred, for
the border officials approached the
Chinese merchant and sternly re-
fused to let him enter New South
Wales till he paid the poll tax and
otherwise complied with the almost
prohibitive conditions imposed upon
immigrant Chinese. Parkes was APP
pealed to, but he could do nothing,
as no provision had been made in
the act for the readmission of old
Chinese settlers who happened to
leave the colony temporarily.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
r1oRRIs vs.. BENSON.
Two Towns Opposed in Tennis Tour
nament Today.

wv AVWHS VRPVSCW AM ACAAAAS AVuA
nament Today.
Weather permitting, the tennis
players of Morris and Benson will
play their tournament at this place
today. We have all Finds OF contests
with onr neighboring town of Benson
but this affords new field of con
test. There will hardly be the oppor-
tunity for the non -combatants to get
out and root, as in a base ball game
but nevertheless many will be inter-
ested in seeing the skillful players in
their contest on the court at the In
dian School.
We are not informed who the res
pective teams will be. The tourns
ment will last all day.
Later Since the above was writ
ten it has been decided to postpone
the tournament for better weather.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
AN EDITOR.
Found that ii Pays to take His
Wife's Advice.

Mr.. A. U. Grouby. editor of the
Abbeville, Ala, ''News has the fol-
lowing kind words for Chamberlain's
Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy: Several days ago / was
taken with something like bilious
dysentery in malignant form. l
took medicines for two OF three days,
but got worse all the time. We had
a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Disrrhoea Remedy in the
house and my wife prevailed upon
me TO take a dose. The one dose re-
lieved me within an hour and l have
net been troubled with it since. l
consider this the most wonderful
bowel remedy | have ever seem" For
sale by j. r. Kruegar. j. M. Hunt
Andrews Bro 4th Ward.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
Got Good Results Anyway.

"What magnificent physiqueI'
exclaimed his friends. "Why, year
ago you were sickly and pale and
your muscles flabby"-
eyes," said the suburbanite, "but
I moved out to Lonelyville"
"What! Has it such a climate |!
Wonderful!"
eNo," said the honest suburban
lite. Running for my train did it
al" San Francisco Bulletin,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
Editor BaIle an Beggars.

About week ago poor old wo-
man dropped into town from the af'
ternoon passenger with neat little
hard-luck story all written out in
English and also Scandinavian, re-
questing them to help her as she was
needy etc, and the next morning at
about eleven o'clock while in the
bank she requested bills in change
for silver. She lacked just l dollar
of having change enough for $40
bill. The next day i'll hoped a
strong young fellow with one foot off
and was quite Indignant because we
would not buy bit Of card with
some doggeral verse on it for a quart
or, but we noticed that he wore a
much better suit than we did and 80
we laid away the quarter for our next
days dinner Next a sign painter
came to town but as he proved really
quite an artist we gave him job and
s75c for a ueat sign on the window.
Just after that, in came a man with a
bad arm (which was ater miraculous
ly cured by the marshal of a neigh
boring 7illage) and after some think
ing we have framed resolutions to
transfer all our donations hereafter
from the right to the left pocket of
of our jeans. Hancock Record,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
A Pretty Straight Hint.

A little four-year-old had been
told repeatedly that he must never
ask for anything at the table, but
should wait patiently until he was
served, One day while dining at q
neighbours with his mother the little
fellow was accidentally overlooked
Patience finally ceased to be virtue,
and in an audible whisper he said,
'sMamma, do little boys go to heaven
when they starve to death ?"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
MAKES HALF MILLION.
Gov. Van CANT Speaks Well of the
Institution at the Penitentiary.

Gov. s. r. Van SAINT upon his re-
turn from visit at the state peniten
tisry at Saltwater, said that the
growth OF the Irvine plant during the
past few years has been remarkable
"The industry has grown from a
product of $4,000 the first year to
$4,000 for the season just closed
This will sooG be increased to 81 600
/, 600. Next year it is proposed 10
manufacture 100000 pounds of
Irvine and eventually, if demands
warrant it, to increase this amount to
100000. This can be done, and
all the machinery purchased without
an appropriation from the legislature.
"This year there has been manu-.
featured 100000 pounds, and every
pound has been sold to farmers. The
Irvine is of the best quality and has
been sold 2 cents lower than the low
est price offered by manufacturers.
This is an actual saving of cents
pound, or $28OOOO, to the farmers
who bought Irvine. Moreover there
has been a profit to the state of
$51,959.17 and this, too, after an
allowance of $25,246 IS is made for
labor of the convicts. Besides there
is charged annually for wear and tear
to machinery about 6 per cent of it's
original cost, so that now the plant,
which cost 100000, is valued 1T
S44,9llO9. The profit on the plant
to date makes the remarkable show
ing of $419, 384e2
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
Song Birds viii Be Protected.

Executive Agent S. F. Fullerton, OF
the state game and fish commission, is
notifying all wholesale milliner in the
state that they must not have in their
possession, or sell trimmed hats and
hat trimmings which include any
kind Of song birds. This is in line
with the revision of laws passed at
the last session of the state legisIa-
ture and will aid materially in pre-
venting the ruthless slaughter of the
states song BIRDS Ssuk Genre Her.
sid
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29

Mrs. H. A. Campbell is having ex-
tensive improvements made to her
property on Pacific avenue.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
Addition al Locals

G. 2. McGiunis, of Duluth, and
son John are in Morris looking af-
ter farming interests.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29

Miss Olivia Christianson goes to
Red Wing next Wednesday. She
will attend the ladies seminary there.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
For Rent.

An improved farm at once. For
terms inquire of MRS T. j. LEARY,
Morris, Mimi.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29

Cards are out announcing the we'd
ding OF Walter Smith, who formerly
lived here, and Miss German, at Red
lands. Cal. Their home will be at
Yuma, Arizona.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29
Low Rates ON the North-western.

So to Chicago; SIG round trip
Quickest time The North Western
was the first train TO inaugurate the
II hour schedule to Chicago
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-08-29

In spite of the wet weather, the
ladies OF the Congregational church
had very successful flower carnival
and social in the Harris block yester-
day.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-05-28
WEST BEAVER.

The tame West Show was going
on at Mcclure for tie past two
weeks with full house every
night.
Mrs. Mary HootnaugIe Of Vira,
Mitfiin County spent i few DAYS
here last week with her mother,
Mrs. Sicily.
Mrs. Russell of the children ;
home 4 Pittsburg was a guest OF
Mason Knepp last week investigat-
ing the disputes between different
parties concerning the little boy
called John Walker.
1t has been reported that Allen
Wagner is slowly improving from
severe spell of rheumatism.
J. NJ. Wagner and Anon Mover
each bought new binder from Mr..
Beaver at the County Seat.
Miss Swanger of Yagerstown was
visiting some Of her friends here last
week.
Our supervisor ]. z. Fisher, he's
been doing some good work on the
roads for the past week.
James Steely has been making
his weekly trip to the Lewistown
markets for some time and reports
no trouble in selling good goods as
that is the only kind he handles.
John Ii. Herbsser of Roaring
Springs Blair County was here last
week on special business. 1t may
have been for a, wife but he did not
say positively.
Uncle Ruben Wagner was seen
on our streets last week He stop
ped with hls son-in-law, Harry
Fisher at lowell tor supper of
fresh fish.
Nern Gross and family of Stony
lonesome was guest Of Henry
Baumgarderner last Sunday,
John Wagner and family of Nc
Ciure spent Sunday with friends al
the Back Monntaips.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-05-28
SeLlNSGROVE.

We had 4 nice rain last Friday
which did the vegetation a great
deal OF good.
y. W. Grouse Of Forwocd, Pa,
is i visitor among friends.
Mss Bertha Conrad, was re-
cent visitor to Miffiin Co.
The game Of Base Ball between
the fats and cleans" came off as
advertised. There was large
surn out. The proceeds from the
sale of tickets, we understand, was
about 500. which is for the benefit
pt the band.
The property OF Mrs. Wilher
was sold Saturday to justin Rishel
ier SttL5O.
The recital OF Mrs Schroyer's
srholars Friday evening was large
y atteaded. They acquitted theu-
Fe'vcs handsomely.
I. B. Noet!ing and wife spent
SUNDAY with the formers parents,
troL and Mrs, Noetling,
y ( jarrett and II. ). Meiser
apd w'le went To Phllsdelphia to
.aRe m the Knight i'empler's meet
x
Ntarday night a new preacher
'aa'e To the first Lutheran Paraon-
We and was welcome visitor
"m Holman and wife returned
'0In Their trip 10 Rittsburg,
earfy Conrad has returned to
lAe Hospital at psnviile where no
employed as a nurse.
Tho Memorial services was
,sao''edSan,iay evening by Arch
aeseoa Radoliii 10 tho G. A. X.
NM W, Il. q. The sermon Was a
00a production and was we'll liked
}, heaudipnee.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-05-28
4 s'Irr Th5ny

II ssaII that 5osh,nz q aura 49,
cept death and taxa. bur thar an =,
altogether true. Dr.. E.Lgs Nay
Discovery for Consumpti0n il , ,Ira
ere for al iun9 andthr3.t troubIaa
Mrs; &. =. Van Metre Of 5nepheritlon
", Va ,aay' Il had -everA rase ~
Bronchitis and or a year tired eveyy
hlng heard Of, but got relief. 0ua
bottle n, Dr. Kings Nsw Disrorerv
shsn cured re absolutely" Tt'nn
faihOie for Group. Whooriny C.o,-,i,
5rIp, Pneumonia ADD D9dsumpti0u
Fry Is. It's guaranteed
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-05-28

VIM. SHook anl viz. pf tIe Buck
Horn Distili ~ we're visitors I
lowell
DR.. hitchel and family Of Nc
NInr' passed throuyh our town
sunday in scIrc1 oGa qo,J n I.lar.
levi y. rrms.r is VISITING
',icIs .n M.1lu Count, and M
'o0bt tr.k IN ttc big show 80.
L"wistowu Us tbnolI m1g is very
fond of exa'mu..
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-05-28
eEAvE RTOWN.


John W. Aieler, N. W. AlgleI
amt luhn h. walker came down
fem liewistown and spent Sunday
with tlcir families
quite q humber Ut our young
wrp' attended the festival a'
tMm-burg Saturday evening.
T0. lntheran SUNDAY School
..ll Nd chillrcus day exercise
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A., W 4 Uirtd l,lloJ TO,
Ir. .,,lcs mopsnriro rosr,,Gyal,
ra. ol,u, milo ,o.t ort,,,,
H.. Iosi womb
WV ~ .,t;,n scryiras ,;ll Lc h,Il
L:.,J,c, S,l,rd,v evening
I,..,ybody is in,it,d to assist Or
D,,,,notcrv rcpairs on the 2Gfb.
Wv Al ,bu,cb members. ~ well as
III rcrsons interested in the work Of
~, M cburcb. md public schools etc
WV ,,,,osted IN lend n bel,ipo hand
.',,no ,y,v. in rep,irino and fill
,,.,, ,bc walk loodino from main
.,rco, to the churches ON Monday
AMI ruosdoy June / and 2.
/ W Eowcrsox and Miss 'riDlcy
lI,rh-r,r were united in the hoIy
L,oJs or motrimony, at higb noon
~ May 81 ot the brides home ON
n,., main street by Rev. l. T.
y,mm,rmon. in the presence Of
N, ipuodiotc relatives. The bride
ami ,room to,k the 3 o'clnck train
amid = shower Of rice etc. for
Icvisfown where the groom has
hccn holding the position Of clerk
in one Of the large stores. Your
scribe ioins their many friends and
in Wishing them a successful and
happy voiagc over lifes stormy Sea.
NJ. NJ. Mcdowell has been in
disposed during the last week.
Several hundred thousand wall
eyed pike, as well as several cans of
small trout have been received at
this place during the last week for
the purpose Of stocking our noun
tain streams and Midtllecreek,
with fish.
The United Evangelical con
ference was well attended by tbel
members OF conference, delegates and
citizens OF town and surrounding
country, the sessions were Interest
ing instructive and edlfy'ng. Many
pleasant and lasting associations
land acquaintance we're iorme',
Jam the people ere looking f,rward
Rih pleasure fa me tine iVhen AMI
07hpr AImjIar Gathering will he held
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-05-28

= VIZ NNIItNNt N8'IIttIINN =" -NII'
~ cent mvrCeriLed oxford weave 80
cents
C0UNTERPANES stuu nov ~,
$S.0OuoW S2.jO 500 now Sl5O 81
now Sl.OO, Sl.25 now 25 cent. ~ e.
ones fox Cribs 25 cents,
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-05-28
..12Z2zF

is the New and Better Breakfast
Food, so different from al others
that it pleases everybody. Get a
package to-day at your grocerA
Tz. GxzszE PCRz FooD Co, LE aoT, " Z.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-05-28
NIDoLEB tC DRUG CO. SUCCESSFUL


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'"'-' ''' s., 80" ~ :, ,o'"p''' 70 wake
Sptci1i Prce.
After a great deal of effort and
correspondence, NiddIeburg Drug
Cog The popular druggists, haze
succeeded 10 getting tie Dr. How
ard Co to max" a special hdEprirc
lrirodnc'Dry OTTER on me regular
MY c"ot si/c of their celebrated
specific Tor the cure of constipation
and dyspepsia.
Im' medicine IS" recent djscDv-
cry Tor the cure oi all diseases Of
the stomach and bowels. J. not
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-05-28
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The Billings gazette. [volume] (Billings, Mont.) 1896-1919, 1903-02-10
AGAINST ROOSEVELT.

Wall Street Journal: The indica-
lions are that Wall street will in the
next two years find its interest in ma
tional politics nightly quickened. At
the present time there is in high finan-
cial circles a condition of uncertainty
and anxiety such as has not existed
since Mr.. Bryan vas beaten for the
presidency in 1896. This may seem
strange to people who have supposed
that the republican party was, in a
broad sense, the Wall street party,
and who have reckoned upon Presi-
dent Roosevelt's nomination and re-
election next year as practically e +
tain. The plain truth is, however,
that a certain section of the financial
world finds itself between "the devil
and the deep blue sea" as represented
respectively by President Roosevelt
and the democratic party.
Ever since Attorney General Knox
took action in the Northern Securities
case on the presidents order it has
been clear that the powers of Wall
street have desired his defeat. ANY
thing to beat Roosevelt, has been the
motto ever since that time. The pres
ident's action in the matter Of the
coal strike served only to render Wall
streets opposition more bitter and de-
termined. While this opposition has
not been openly manifested, a great
many indications of it have been
furnished in several ways. To the
initiated. for example, the campaign
conducted in what may be called the
''Court Circular section of the press
has been very interesting. 1t is not
necessary to describe the details, but
it is quite important to note the fact
that Wall street, or at least a very
large section of Wall street, appar-
emily finds itself in the. position of
having to aid Mr.. Roosevelt to a re-
nomination or to aid the democratic
party in en~compassing his defeat. No
one supposes at this time that the re-
publican party a possibly win with
anybody but President Roosevelt. He
can only be beaten by a democrat.
Wall street thus is compelled to take
either a republican whom it cannot
control or a democrat whose princi-
pies it abhors.