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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-15

PERSON TO CALL ON
retail trade and agents Tor nanut ctufng house I;
local territory straight salary $40 psii weekly
and expense money advanced. previous expert
ence unnecessary position permanent business
successful. Enclose Selt-aiircSSel envelope.
Superintendent Travellers, Gao M.non Bldg.
Chicago. 7,7s-It
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-15
GUESSING CONTEST

| am looking for an ur-todate man whose
wits arc alive. To start, offer a Prize
valued at Five Dollars ($S.OO)
to the one solving the above enigma,
Guessing polls close OCT. 81, 1908.
Address all replies to B.A.P., care
Bulletin.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-15
LOST.

LOST - Many thousands Of dollars
through neglectiug to have stock
sufficiently insured. Honolulu In
vestment Co. represent four of the
strongest fire insurance companies.
LCST--Pass book No. 1879 on First
Am. Savings & Trust Co. Please re.
turn to bank. 25G7.3w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-15
TO LET.

FOR RENT-Nice, cool, mosquito.
proof room, adjoining bath, and tel
ephone; suitable for one or two gen.
tlemen. Also a two.room mosquito.
proof cottage. Apply at 236 King St.
LIST house Waikiki OF Alakea st.
2573.lm
STORE TO LET-The premises lately
occupied by j. +. Morgan as an auc.
ton salesroom, Queen street. Apply
to NJ. w. McChesney d Sons, Ltd.
255l-tf
FOR RENT-Cheap; broom furnished
cottage, suitable for a couple, or or
men. Alakea House. 2S7S.2w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-15
GOOD MORNING

have you placed your today's
Want Ad. In The Bulletin7 Don't let
your business suffer by waiting until
tomorrow before you hll that vacant
position. II you put on your duties
the other man will get the best-al.
ways. Want today-put in your Want
Ad. nOw-tomorrUw may be too late.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-15
arTUATioNS WANTED.
SPECIAL. NOTICES.

PAcREco's Dandruff Killer is a mar
vellous quick relief for prickly heat
and itching scalps; one application
alleys the awful itching. At Union
Barber Shop.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-15
WANTED
AGENTS WANTED.
eE nav the year round OUTFIT % cts. J n
Do N pRl Earle h Co, Pues., Boston Mass
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE OR RENT-G.room cot
tage on Kapahulu road; cheap. APP
ply J. w. POdmOre 2j12-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-15

I cHIcKERINo piano; a bargain Ad.
dress Y, this office. 25S3.lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-15
TO LET.

cor RENT-Large dwelling on Phi.
koj near Lunalilo SITS; $50 per mo.
Honolulu Investment Co., Judd Bldg.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-15

no LET Furnished housekeeping
rooms hot and cold baths. Los An
geles. 1543 Fort St. 2356.tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
THE DEADLY PI LINE.

Some fiendish printer Is my secret foe.
 On the top floor. He has trick that fills me up with woe
 And oaths galore. I wrote a sonnet to my lady's hair, etaoin shrSiu cmfwyp vbgkqj xzfif1ffk
 This made me sore. thrilling romance, too. I penned on' day,
 On the last page. The villain told why he did seek to slay
 Sir Durivage. T sought his life,' quoth he, mot in the fray. But helmet off. because he once did say vbgkqj xzflfiffB A ,..; C.! aon rdlu
 That made me rage. And forthwith to the editor I wrot,
 With angry pen. Correcting the mistake In brief note
 Of how and when Twas printed; yet an added horror smote As over the correction l did gloat; MUST-ALL Eds-AJT-Bury on inside page
 T was mad then. Could I but have this wretch to work my
 For one short hour. I'd boil him in hot pitch, or, better still
 Had I the power, Above the fiery furnace have him grill; Able alone to shriek in worthless will; ''vbgkqj cmfwyp etaoin shrdlu ta'
 Forevermore.
 Inland Printer
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
JUDGE JoNEs,s DECIsToN.
The following gossip appeared in Tn Birmingham Age-Herald yesterday:

The following gossip appeared in The Birmingham Age-Herald yesterday:
 ''The people of East Alabama are very Judge Jones on the question of peonage,"' arrived on Central of Georgia train last night. Tn fact 1t has created constcrna- ton among the farmers and many busi- t'S ty' It iAi is m current conn comment that accord ing to Judge Jones's decision more than 100 men in East Alabama can be indicted there they have been working criminals for twenty years. and the majority or such men do not know that they are vio-
 By the way. an interesting question has arisen on this subject" continued the talker. T heard we'll known lawyer say that if gsa tSs stae s eofrsis any ape liable to punishment l believe Judge Jones tnss ast pryes Tha h Uf s State imposes costs on prisoners, and 1T they cannot pay this they must work 1t out. IT costs can De considered debt 10 the State then the State is guilty of peon- age for forcing convicted persons to work such costs out. According to this lawyer costs are debts due the sheriff, court oftA oniy way s to 5 collect this money Is to have the prisoner work 1t out. By working this out he is deprived of his liberty for court u f officers. If 50 Re is guilty. accord ing to the decision. of peonage. Whether this lawyer Is right or not 1t Is an Inter- esting question:.
 There is no need for such a niscon' struction of Judge Joness deliverance. The Advertiser printed it in full the day after 1t was delivered. and The Age-Her- aid had full special covering the decis- ton. Furthermore. on Tuesday night there was sent out by Associated Press an ex- plicit statement making clear just what Judge Jones had decided and correcting just such misapprehensions as'The Age Herald voices. That statement was in The Age-Herald office on Tuesday night and was available as an answer to the above quoted matter. The Advertiser re- peats this statement here as authorita- tive because 1t came directly from Judge Jones's mouth. Here it is:
 The report sent out from here yesterday to the effect that Judge Jones advised the Federal grand jury that persons convicted judgment fqrathem could not restrain or work them without violating the statute against peonage Is entirely incorrect. helo thai such persons, having been duly convicted of crtme. their Involuntary ser vitude was lawful if the sureties com piled with the State law by having. the contract made in. open court with written approval of the judge.
 The law which he advised the jury was unconstitutional is the renters or labor borers or renter If he gets work elsewhere after breaking his contract without in- forming about It. and also punishss any person who employs the laborer or rent CT after knowledRe that he has left his
 first employer. The latter statute was held to amount to Imprisonment for debt. class Legislation, denial of the equal pro- and also violating United States statutes against peonage by coercing personal service for payment of a debt.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
IT TAKES EXCEPTIONS.

The York (Pa.) Dispatch takes issue with a recent editorial in The Advertiser in which 1t was stated that the Legisla- ture had appointed Worlds Fair Com mission and appropriated $SOO,OOO for their expenses. The Dispatch declares that the appropriation is for a State exhibit, in. eluding a building and continues:
 Even The Advertiser must acknowledge that $300.O00 is not a large sum for a State of Pennsylvania's importance to the statement that it Is 'iunketing trip" The Dispatch calls attention to the fact that while several members of the. Leg the majority was selected from private life by the Governor. These. gentlemen are men Of integrity: and ana they would tully belong to them. Instead of the del- to draw their own checks to meet per newspaper to allow itself to fall into the way of mixing politics with wit Patrietsm sylvania displayed when 1t appropriated $300,000 for an exhibit at the exposition. iects.
 We publish this much of its editorial in OAOEA that AI hOb tAAdl WS have misrepresented it, or the State. Yet, the same feeling of justice requires us to state that the information upon which we based the editorial in question was derived from Philadelphia papers, one of which, as we remember its language, dis tinctly stated that the money was for personal expenses of the committee which the Legislature appointed from among its own members. It was also distinctly stated that the Governor had been warned by a publication in one of the newspapers that the appointment or selection of these delegates was illegal and that they could not legally touch one dollar of the money.
 The Dispatch should be willing to ad- init that Republican politics in Pennsyl- vania of late years have been so unut- terably disreputable that 1t would be hard to do the politicians injustice by any charge that can be made about or against them. If it was done in this instance we regret having done what we thought was impossible.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
THAT NEWEST METAL.

The discovery by Professor and Ma dame Curic of another new and almost priceless metal. following so closely on the announcement of radium. shows the patience and research with which scient- ists are delving into the mysterious realms of old Mother Nature. This metal. to which the discoverers have given the name of polonium, is even more elusive, rare and difficult of extrac- ton than radium itself. An idea of its scarcity may be obtained from the state- ment that a German professor has used two tons of uranium to procure the al- most infinitesimal amount of one-seventh of a grain of polonium, and that minute specimen cost s75. A little calculation will show that to extract one Troy pound of this substance eighty thousand tons of uranium would be required, and the pound, when obtained, would have cost more than three million dollars.
 Of course no one can say that this price and this scarcity will always pre- vail. It will be remembered that alumni mum was only separated from its native clay about three-quarters of a century ago, and that up to within few years it was a very valuable metal. Now 1t is almost as common and cheap as tin, and in the case of the new metal. At present 1t is only a curiosity, but enough is al- ready known to show that 1t possesses extraordinary qualities. Speaking of the experiments made by its discoverer, we are told that "witi his minute speck of
 the stuff he intercepted a strong current
 of electricity passing through the air from the generator to the receiver. the air | ceasing to be a conductor for the flashes | When the room was darkened and pieces of barium, platium snd zincblende were placed near Inc polonium. they glowed
 with a bright greenish light. The chem ists are said to have been astonished." We can we'll understand that the pro- lessor was astonished. Metals which are conductors of electricity are we'll known, will arrest or neutralize the electric cur ! rent may be safely set down as one oi the greatest wonders of the age. A small bit of 1t about the person would render one safe from lightning, and oi course it would have the same effect ii | applied to buildings We are also told that it has the strange power of induc | ing light, and possibly heat. in othel | substances, flor, when barium, platiun | and zincblende are placed near 1t they | glow with a green light"
 Such are some of the properties of thi: new substance, and when we read of tn, | wonderful effects obtained by 1t and ra dium we are brought face to face witl | the fact that science Is long way iron | knowing all that nature has hidden away
 and it may be that some of our theories
 of light and heat must undergo a radica
 change as investigation proceeds. Som
 uf the established and most firmly set
 tied beliefs, or apparent certainties, 0
 the learned men are occasionally upse
 by a new discovery, as in the case o
 theseSnew metals, and it may be tha
 others of equally startling nature vii follow. The old philosopher, Marcus | Aurelius, said: Do not think that wha
 is hard for thee to master is impossibI,
 to man." and that seems to be the spiri l of modern science.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
SOCIETY WRECKED HER HEALTH.
Tired, Nervous, Aching, Trsu,.
 bling, Slssplsss, BIoodIsss. '
Ps.ru-na Rsnevaiss, Regulates
 Restores.
A Pretty New York Woman's RecovA cry the Talk of Her Numerous Friends.

Mrs. J. E. Finn, s2 East High Street. Buffalo, N. Y., writes:
 Peruna Medicine Co.,, Columbus, Ohio:
 Gentlemen:-"A few years ago I had to give up social life entirely, as my health was completely broken down. The doctor advised complete rest for year. As this was out of the question for a time, began to look for some other means Of restor- ing my health.
 q had often heard of Peruna as an excellent tonic, so I bought bottle to see what it would do for me, and 1t certainly took hold of my system and rejuvenated me, and in less than two months I was in perfect health, and now when I feel worn ont or tired a dose or two of Peruna is all that need. Mrs. J. E. Finn.
 Catarrh Causes Female Diseases. America is the land of nervous wo- men. The great majority of nervous wo- men are so because they are sunerlns from some form of female disease. By far the greatest number or female troubles are caused directly by catarrh. These women despair of recovery. Fe- male trouble is so common, so prevalent, that they accept it as almost inevitable. The greatest obstacle in the way of re- covery is that they do not understand that 1t is catarrh which is the source of their illness.
 In female complaint, ninety-nine cases out of one hundred are nothing but catarrh.
 Peruna cures catarrh wherever lo- cated.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
Chief of the Pottawattomies.

A very looking gentleman 1t was who sat on the green of the White House lot the other evening. He was indeed so curious-lo looking that people of all sorts went to where he sat cross-legged and stared at him. The Marine Band was giving it's first summer concert. The queer looking man paid no attention to the coarse curiosity of the crowd. He appeared to be listening only to the music now and then rolling his dusky little eyes around as though taking in the size Of the White House grounds.
 He wore a broad-brimmed hat, coat and trousers like any other man, but there was that about his lingerie and superficial adornment which appeared to enhance the eccentricity of his countenance. He had long, dirty locks, whose ebon hue was submerged in dirt that seemed to smear his shoulders. Little mean-look- ing eyes peered over high cheek bones that were painted brilliant vermillion. His coat was open and disclosed shirt of colors like unto Joseph's coat. Around his knees on the outside of his trousers were a pair of garters all shiny with diff ferent colored beads. He just sat there and listened to the music and grunted when the finale came each time. It was kack-Kac(, chief of the PottaWattomiss. who had come to Washington 70 see tho Flt sident.
 It is not often that the Indians of the far West come hera w4arilg anything that suggests the aboriginal Iasle of h. redman. and. consequently, Kack-kaek attracted unusual attention.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
GETTING IN EARNEST

The esteemed Nirginian-Pilot Is dis posed to grow defiant and doesn't hesi- tate to shake its fist at the North in good pugilistic style. Listen to it:
 We say, therefore, that the South should unhesitatIngly demand the repeal of the absurdly impossible Fifteenth Amendment. We have never obeyed. are ,be obey 0iSHT it That e every @ inteiiigent man man in the country knows. Why. then. hesitate 10 demand it's repeal? What harm can such a demand do? Will the North bite that compels us to evade or break a part of the fundamental law in order to pre- serve our civilization?
 Well, we iark5not sure mat We are not fully ready to pat our contemporary on the back and hark 1t on. The best thought of the North is now agreed that grave mistake. but we hardly expect Northern statesmen to take the lead in any movement for its repeal. Whether a demand backed by the united South would accomplish the desired end is hard to say, but we can see no harm in such demand being made.
 As The Virginian- Pilot says, the letter | and spirit of the amendment have been disobeyed and will continue to be. There is no power which can compel a strict | compliance with that part of the consti- tuition and it Is useless to attempt it. If it can be shown that the South is prac. tically united in demanding the repeal il may be brought about, for We believe there is strong sentiment in the North which would join in such a movement
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
cleveland's shrewdness.
Chicago Tribune.

Chicago Tribune.
 Everybody in Princeton. N. J., has been laughing at an irresistibly droll story told of the Hon. Cleever Groveland, an illus trious citizen of that place, who formerly
 It seems that an inquisdtive reporter called upon him the other day and asked him this question:
 ''Mr. Groveland. pray tell me-if the Democratic party should nominate you for the Presidency in 1904 would you ac- cept the nomination."
 Whereupon, with a shrewd twinkle ir his eye. he retorted:
 Young man I never try to pull a Ash out of the water until I am sure ha Ie got a bite,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18

holders might. get into communication with him and find out all about it. It is fair to assume that if he is dead his con dition is not different from that of num- erous. other dead folks. and that 1t is as easy to get messages to and from him as it is in other cases. Why do they not ring him up and settle 1t? He might tell when he died, and how he died. and how he likes 1t where he is, and give other particulars that would be satisfactory. Can't Mother Eddy call him up?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
Advice of a Successful Belle.

Phi! adelphia Inquirer.
 "Yes, my dear. one could lay down rules for the charming of the other sex" said an old but very successful belle to a debutante who in spite of beautiful face is, 1t must be admitted. failure as far as popularity goes. (Ardent adorers she has. but of temperate admirers and men friends she has none.l one could lay them all good rules too. But there are two that I'd remember if I were you, and you can afford to let the others take care of themselves. The first Is, when talk
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
our year contract with the Bundy Com

a four year contract with the Bundy Com- pany.
 MT. Baker points out that the law reads 'the postmaster may, If the good of the service requires it, enter into four year contracts for supplies for the delivery ser vice. He comments on this in very caustic language, saying: "The gentle men who were responsible for this con- tract will lose all their teeth and their tongues will wear out in attempting to show the public that there was the necessity for it. - If the contract had been made under ordinary circum- stances for four years without advertis- ing, without competition, and without the public necessity, which the law requires, the act would have been absolutely in- defensible. But when 1t was made in the face of a favorable report by officials of your department on another device the responsible party is either a knave or in- competent and should be dismissed from the department at once. The public Is at liberty to draw its own con- clusions as to the motives that actuated a high official in filing away Postmaster Merritt's report and rushing headlong in- to a four year contract when for the past several years the department had simply extended the clock contract from year to year"
 It is said that considerable stock in the Bundy Company is held by prominent New York politicians who, from time to time have visited the department on mat ters connected with this contract. Post under the contract enough clocks have been purchased already to supply the de- partment for several years to come. He has informed MT. Baker that the matter has been referred to the Fourth Assistant Postmaster General for Investigation.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
A HIGH-FLYING EDITOR.

The New Bedford Standard states that "a New England paper of wide circula- tion," the namc of which is not given recently declared: We all know that the suffrage ought to be restricted to men who have had at least a grammar school education" We regret that the name of this specimen of American jour nalism Is not given, because we had not thought 1t possible for any paper "of wide circulation to hold such absurd views. Just why 1t should have put the limitation at a grammar school educa- tion we are unable to see. It would have been just as easy, and just as sensible, to limit the right of suffrage to men who have obtained degrees from some college, or at least high school certificates of scholarship.
 The fact is, fixing an educational quali- hcation for suffrage, or for any other of the rights or duties of citizenship, is a very delicate and hair-splitting business. All of us have known men who could neither read nor write, and who possessed no other kind of education, but who were honest. intelligent and discerning, and who were thoroughly qualified to vote or serve on jury. and do so better than some others who were we'll educated. We admit that a man of this class is at a disadvantage ,and that It is much better that the right of suffrage should be lim- tied to those who possess some education. but where is the line to be drawn? There are men in Alabama who were never in- side grammar school who are compe- tent and qualified to fill any office in the State from Governor down, and there are others who are well educated but who are really not fitted for any of the du- ties of citizenship. It is hard to say where the suffrage line should be drawn but certainly not where this New Eng land paper would locate 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18

woman The secondhand even if you forget the first, please remember the second-is never praise another man.'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
THURSDAY, JUNE 1s, 1908.
SUMMER TRIPS.

When you leave home this Summer, have The Advertiser follow you. Sent by mail to any address. postage prGpaid. at the following sL.ee.
 One week, Daily and Sunday IS One month, Daily and Sunday .65 Three months Daily ana sunday........ .e6 Foreign postage leach month) cxtra.... 60
 Resort subscriptions are =trictly In advance. Order befora leaving.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18

If MT. Bryan will be writing and talk ing politics twenty years from now, as he claims, he is liable to be mighty lonesome unless he learns something in the mean time
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
Information for Advertisers.

The following sworn detailed statement of the circulation of The Daily and Sunday Ad- vertiser for the month of May, 1905. is pub lished for the benetit of present and prospec- tive purchasers of space in its colume. AdveE- and the quality of ts.e service they receive for their money.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18
Daily average for May, net. Il, ,75s Sunday average for May, net 14, ,S32

w. 4. Scott, Circulation Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser, being duly sworn. says The Foregoing statement of The Adyer- tiser's daily circulation for the month or May 1905, is true and correct, and compiled after all returns from newsboys. news agents and lert-over copies have been deducted.
 W. A. SCOTT, Circulation Mgr. Sworn to and subscribed before me this 3rd day of June. 1908. Y. W. JACKSON,
 N. P.s Ex-o. ]. P.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-18

Mark Hanna's nominal surrender to Roosevelt and his hands off the tariff" slogan fit together very comfortably. He knows where to plant his potatoes.