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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09
ANOTHER RIVER VICTIM
Donald Telant Falls From Boom
and Sinks.

Donald Telant. young man employed
as llostler by the Wisconsin Central
railroad, was drowned in the river last
evening at the head Of Nicollet island.
IIe was standing on the boom when he
lost his balance and fell into the water.
His companions tried to rescue him but
his body never came to the surface.
Telant was 10 years old and had been
in the city but short time, having come
here from Abbotsford, Wis. He lived at
III E Island avenue. @
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09
To Duluth and SUPERIOR,

The finest fast train is the Famous
Twilight Limited via the Omaha road.
Leaves Minneapolis 400 p. m; st. Paul,
4:30 p. M; arrives Duluth 9:45 p. M,
plenty Of time to connect with the North
ern Steamship company's steamers for
Buffalo,. s.. .- f.. ... ~ -...
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09
It's Easy

To increase your business during va
cation months. Use the classified coll
unns of The Journal while your
competitor is resting and your business
will surely grow
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09
journal Want Ads Paw.

When people complain that advertising
doesn't pay, it's well to inquire what
paper they advertised in If you advertise
your wants in The Journal you will find
it does pay. 7-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09

Not one in twenty Is free from some
little aiment caused by inaction of the
liver. Use Carriers Little Liver Pills. The
result will be q pleasant surprise. They
give positive relief.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09
Isle RovaIe and Port Arthur

TSIS FNOJdIS dtfU TUIe 1<ieIIUI. I
A delightful rail and water weekend
trip via the Omaha road. Forty seven
hours on the cool, green waters Of Lake
Superior. Only 1890 for round trip, in
Guiding meals and berth on board steam
er. Call for full particulars at City
Ticket Office, 600 Nicouet av
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09

carey's Maanesla Cement Roofing,
The most durable, economical and prac-
teal fre-proof roofing made w. 8. Mott
company. Both phones. 376.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09

carey's MagnesIa Cement Roofing
Cannot rust or leak like metal roofing.
W. S. Mott Company. Both phones. 37e.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09

To be free from sick headache, bilious
ness, constipation, etc., use Carter's Lit
tie Liver Pulls. Strictly vegetable. They
gently stimulate the liver and free the
from bile. ysdE osgF sra 5s
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09

Sunbonnet Baby Fans Free
The prettiest fans of the year may be
had free at North Western City Ticket
Office, 500 -Nfco1iet aw; 2 q $50 ~ -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-09
ALIENS FoOT=EASE
For Hot, Tired, Aching
Swollen Feet.
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures
painful snarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Makes tight or new shoes easy. A GER
tain cure for sweating, callous and hot,
tired, aching feet. 10000 testimonials.
Try 1t to-day. Sold by all Druggists and
Shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept substi-
tute. Trial package FREE. Address,
Allen S. Qlfastesd esYs I Y.sss.,gs,s
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Uncle McQuitty's Return

researches, has left him a few thou
sands, that's all. And your wife is his
only relative"
ST. Clair turned quite white. Poor
human naturei How he repented his
words anent his wifes most estimable
relative. Why, it was even possible
that Joshua might call during his alb
sence, and if his wife gave him chill
ing reception, why, hest Clair
would never forgive himself for so
terrible blunder.
1t was at four o'clock that afternoon
that a smart "rat-a-tat-tat' sounded
through certain house in Hornsey.
Uncle McQuitty!" gasped St
Clair's wife, as the servant opened the
door.
Yes, 1t was here, sure enough. He
came up the stairway laden with
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
QUIT AND EAT.
Sore Coffee Tales.

Show a woman an easy, comfcrta
BILE and healthful way to improve her
complexion and she is naturally in
terested.
Coffee is the one greatest enemy OF
fair women. for in the most of cases
it directly affects the stomach pro
ducing slight, and sometimes great
congestion of the liver and therefore
causing the bile to be absorbed into
the system instead of going its nat
ural way. The result is a sallow,
muddy skin and a train of diseases of
the different organs of the body
which, in all too many cases, develop
into chronic diseases.
A lady speaking of how coffee af
fected her says: Il was very fond of
coffee but while drinking it was I'M
der the care of the doctor most of the
time for liver trouble, and was COM
PEELED to take blue mass a great deal
of the time. Ny complexion was bad
and I had a pain in my side steadily,
probably in the liver
when 1 concluded to quit coffee
and take Postum Food Coffee 1 had
1t made carefully and from the very
first cup we liked the taste of it bet
ter than any of the old coffee.
In a short time the pain left my
side and my friends began to COM
ment on the change in my complexion
and general looks. I have never seen
anything equal to the good got from
making this change
"a young lawyer In Philadelphia
named -, whose life was almost .
burden from indigestion and its train
of evils. quit coffee some months ago
and began on Postum Food Coffe4.
He quickly recovered and is now WELL
strong and cheerful and naturally
loud in his praises of Postum.
Another friend, an old gentleman
OF seventy, named -. who for years
suffered all one could suffer and live.
from dyspepsia, and who sometimes
for weeks could eat no bread or solid
food, only a little weak Cruel or milk,
quit coffee upon my recommendation
and took up Postum He k-gan to get
better at once. Now he can eat rich
pastry or whatever he likes and L.
perfectly WE'LL
Names given by Postum Co. Bat
tie Greek. Mich
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

OF the century. And he'll deserve It
He is a good fellow II he chooses 1
see no reason why he should not make
q longstay with u.s. He"
"Oh, come, come; here am blush
ing like a schoolgirl" cried a hearty
voice; and Joshua McQuitty, stepping
from his hiding place. advanced with
extended hands to st. Clair, who fell
back with an exclamation of bewilder-
ment and such a look of surprise that
Uncle McQuitty burst into a roar of
merriment- How are We, my boy?"
cried the scientist "Glad to see me.
Ell? I've come to stay a month";
''Now, I will never believe" said st.
Clair's wife to her husband when
their visitor had retired for the night.
II will never believe but that You
knew he was behind the curtains. You
must have"
And 1 tell you, my dear, that 1
did not dream of such a thing. 1 was
never more dumbfounded in my life"
Then 1 am altogether at loss to
account for so abrupt change in your
attitude toward my uncle. This morn
this evening you f1attered him to the
Skies
"Ah, my DEAR" said ST. Clair, It
was a brute this morning; this even
ing 1 was anxious to atone. Put it that
way"
Human nature, again. Yet there is.
an old saying which runs, Put your
self in his ce.'-Boston Journal
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
PAINTING A PRINCE IN SIAM.
Not an Easy Thing to Satisfy Royal
Sitter

MOT an Easy Thing to SATISFY Royal
Sitter.
A well-known New York artist, who
has just returned from an extended
journey in the Far East, tells how he
attempted to paint the portrait of a
native prince in Corea:
For more than three hours the
prince sat motionless and without a
word, like a statue. Tt is finished,
l told him at last, and he jumped up
like child and ran over to see the
work. His delight was unbounded,
and he seized my hand and began to
shake it in a most enthusiastic man
ner.
Suddenly he became grave and
stared at the picture in a mystified
way. He looked and looked and then
peered around at the back of the
canvas. He seemed Mortified beyond
expression.
What is it?' I inquired.
t'You have not put in my jade or
nament,' said he in despair.
Il had painted his portrait full
face, and as the Coreans have the
strange habit of putting small but
tons of gold, silver, jade or amber
behind the left ear these, of course,
did not appear.
MY explanations did not satisfy
the prince, so 1 did rapid sketch of
him in profile, bringing in the jade
ornament.
That is all very well,' said he;
but now where is the other eye?'"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
A woman's Version of the Vampire

G.
with Apologies to Kipling)
A fool there was. and she lowered her
Gwen you and ID
To a bunch of conceit in a masculine
eve saw the faults that could not be
denied)
But the fool saw only his manly side
Gwen as you and u.
Oh, the love we laid on our own hearts
grave
With the care of our head and hand.
Belongs to the man who did not know
(And now we know that he never could
know
And did not understand
A fool there was. and her best she gave
Gwen as you and ID
OF noble thoughts, of gay and grave
(And all We're accepted due to the
knave)
But fool would never her folly save
Gwen as you and D.
Oh. the stabs he hid, which the Lord
Had ever been really planned
We took from the man who didn't know
why
(And now we know he never knew why)
And did not understand.
The fool was loved while the game was
Gwen as you and y
And when it was played she took her cue
(Plodding along most of dob
Trying to keep his faults from view
Gwen you and u.
And it isn't the ache of the heart, or its
break
That stings like white-hot brand
1t is the learning to know that she raised
a god
And bent her head to kiss the rod
For one who could not understand.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

The late Rabbi Wise of Cincinnati,
has been succeeded in the presidency
of the Hebrew Union College of that
city by Rev. DR.. Kaufman Kohler of
New York. The college prepares stu
dents for the ministry in American
Reform Hebrew congregations and
supplies the west and south with
rabbits. DR.. Kohler is about sixty years
old and graduated from the universe
ties of Munich, Berlin and LEIPZIG. In
the same year he came to this country
to supply the leading Detroit Hebrew
congregation In 1871 he was estab-
lished in Chicago and since 1879 has
been rabbi of BETHEL congregation of
New York city, whose temple on Fifth
avenue overlooks the park
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25


portmanteau, two handbags, a travel
ing rug, and an umbrella. He had two
little red twinkling eyes, red hair, red
beard, and a red face.
We'll, my DEAR he began, heartily
I'm here for week.
st. Clair's wife endeavored to smile
| her appreciation, and the smile froze
on her lips. Joshua was watching his
niece intently.
Order tea, my DEAR" he command
ed, 'and while we are waiting I will
tell you all about this legacy which a
kind benefactor has left me-
why, this is the first 1 have heard
of such thing" said the other, with
an establishment that was clearly IN
feigned.
You don't mean it? Well, it's true
enough. I've come into seven thou
| sand pounds
McQuitty had no sooner announced
this welcome intelligence than a sec
ond knock rang through the house
That must be Horace" cried ST.
| Clair's wife, and she turned pale,
while her eyes dwelt with singular
| expression upon her visitor.
Through the quick-working brain of
Joshua there flashed this question,
l.
his feet. Il have good idea," he
cried. 81 will spring surprise upon
st. Clair, give him a little joyful turn,
as it were. l shall hire behind these
curtains-yes, yes, why not? When
| he comes in you will talk about me;
say that you are expecting an imme-
| diate call-ha, hal That will be very
| funny. l will creep out, get behind
| him, and-here he comes. Mind, Ag-
mes, not a word!''
| Uncle McQuitty concealed himself in
the nick of time ST. Clair entered.
| ''Hullo, my pet, you are not looking
WE'LL said he to his wife, whose men,
| tai perturbation may be imagined.
| Then, as a pang of remorse touched
him, he added, Il was rather a brute
this morning, Agnes, wasn't I?'
In absolute terror lest he should
again refer to a subject which was so
distasteful to him, his wife exclaimed,
| quickly
No, no, MOI II have had a head.
ache to-day, that's ALL"
Heard from Uncle Joe?" St. Clair
remarked, with nonchalance admirably
assumed.
I'LL am expecting him-yery
| soon-''
Not a bad old fellow" continued
the other, patronizingly. 81 suppose
he leads easily in his particular line OF
science? No doubt of it, of course
An indefatigable worker. a man OF
infinite research and quite original in
some of his views. Depend upon it
the world will hear more of him yet
Don't you think SOP
But his wife at that moment ap
peared to be incapable of thought Hel
wide open eyes were fixed upon hel
husband with an indescribable expires
sion
Now, I for one should not be sur
1sd If he eventually takes a fore
most place among the great scientist:
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

Those smart Alexis who sre telling
It around that we staggered into a
5arbed-wire fence while returning
from Squire Lipscomb's dinner are
basely slandering us. We INDUCED in
no rustic exercises or fete champetre
on the way home, but slept sound1y
In the bottom of the sQuire's wagon.
The reason our face is SCARED is be-
cause we have been trying to shave
ourseh with our new safety" razor
Hardeman (Tenn.) Free Press.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
ALTON RESUMES FAST ST. LOUIS
TRAIN SERVICE.

Passengers destined to st. Louis
and points east should go via the Kan
sas City gateway, thereby securing
the advantage of the Chicago & Atoms
fast night train, leaving Kansas City
at p. m, arriving in St. Louis at 7-0S
q. m. Chair cars free of extra charge.
Compartment sleeping cars. The AL
ton keeps their light a'shining just
ahead or the rest Write to L. d.
Cooper, Travelling Passenger Agent,
Chicago & Alton Railway. Kansas City.
Mo- for lowest rates
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Animal Exports FAN Of.

The total value of the exports OF
animal products in 1902 was about
100000 greater than the like ex-
ports CT the previous year, but there
was a decrease of nearly sS.00O.000
in the value of cattle exported. This
was due to the sharp demand for
beef cattle in this country,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Harvest Begins in May

IA Texas Take advantage of the low
rate excursions on the first and third
Tuesdays of each month and see the
wonderful resources, the crops and
conditions in the Lone Star State.
''Texas'-a 144-page book, filled with
facts and figures, brimful with infor-
mation-will be sent free by address
ing
KATY" 4o2 Wainwright, st. Louis.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Afahans Have Hard Task.

The young ameer of Afghanistan,
reformed, has decreed that hereafter
his subjects shall have but four
wives, and that all who have an ex-
cess of this number must divorce
them. All good Administrators are
now busy picking out the best four
and declare that being judge at a
baby show is as nothing to it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Smoke Wood shavines.

Wood shavings saturated with
strong solution of pepper are used 81
a substitute for tobacco by Indians
along the Alaskan Coast. Their
mouths are often made raw by the
practice, and the eyesight of many is
affected by the strong fumes
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Salaries off German Professors.

German professors are not likely to
grow rich. Seven years ago 191 drew
salaries Of $3.50 or less, 81 went as
high as $500, IA up to $1,000, SO to
$500 and 81 to $4,000. There are
fourteen that obtained between that
sum and $4,000, Is as high as $4,000,
z up to 1000 and 4 above $4,000.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Author and Explorer.

Jack London, the well-known au-
thor, has earned fame in other ways
than by his writing. He was one OF
the few who went over the Chilkoot
pass in 1897. and one of his expert
ences in Alaska consisted in floating
nineteen days in an open boat down to
the Behring sea-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Bud DobIe to Return to Track.

Budd Doble, the man with the
catarrhal NAME" and once the star
Of all trotting horse drivers and train
ers, will be seen in the sulky again
this season The veteran wants to
get back into the game, and he
thinks his horse Kinney Lou looks
like the entering wedge to fortune on
the trotting track
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Can MANUFACTURES SaItpetre.

Prof. huffman, a German chemist,
has plan of saving his country the
SIS, 100000 a year it spends on inn
ported saltpetre. He declared in re-
cent lecture in Munich that saltpetre
can be manufactured from ordinary
air with the aid of a cheap electrical
current, for about one-fifth of what it
now costs.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Notable Lack of Male Heirs.

The lack of male heirs among lead
ing English military men is remark
able. Lord Roberts only son was
killed in battle, Lord Kitchener is a
bachelor, and Sir Redvers Buffers
only child is a daughter
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Few Inhabitants of Sardinia.

Sardinia has only 100000 inhabit-
ants, although it could easily support
100000. A German tourist writes
that he has travelled on that island by
rail two hours without seeing a single
house.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

Sheep as Present for Beers.
From Havre a French lady has sent
cut to the Cape a number of sheep as
q present to the Beers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Cures Drunkenness.

A traveller has made>the observation
that cofee-drinking people are very
seldom given to drunkenness In Bra
I'll, for instance. where coffee is grown
extensively, and all the inhabitants
drink it many times a day, intoxica-
ton is rarely seen. The foreigner
who settles there, though possessed
OF ever such a passion for strong
drink. gradually loses his liking for
alcohol as he acquires the coffee
drinking habit OF the Brazilian
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

Increase in Flour Exports.
Since Sept. Tacoma has sent 227.-
o29 barrels of -four to Asia, against
13407S for the corresponding period
last year.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
The Real Thing.

what is a quartermaster. papa?s
asked little Floramay-
"A quarter-master. my child, is a
porter on a sleeping car" replied the
wise parent
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

The milkman knows the full signif
icance of a white lie.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

providence" The glare died from St
Glars eyes. What l had in mind
was the humping big fortune which
your wife's uncle, Joshua McQuitty,
has so Unexpectedly dropped into"
Eth, what?" exclaimed the. other, ex-
cited
DO you mean to tell me that you
haven't heard about it? Well, it's
true enough A deceased millionaire,
grateful 10 McQuitty for his scientific
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

Some people are too busy giving ad
vice to attend to their own business
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

Tam sure Pfso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years aeo.-Ars- THos. RoBBIna
Maple Street. NoEWinh. N r. Fob. II, 200
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

GOOD HOUSEKEEPERS
Use the best. That's why they buy Red
Cross Ball Blue. At leading grocers cents,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR
makes top of the market butter.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
n OUGHT to Re

To be able to pronounce 'heredita
billy is sure sign of soberness. says
Cardiff (Wales) doctor
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
Project for Fast Travel

An electrical railway is projected be-
tween Paris and Brussels, upon which
cars are to cover the distanc=191
miles-in two hours.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25

They had been married one month.
The honeymoon could not have been
improved upon. They had success
fully done charming watering place
and its environs; had climbed its emil
nences, had strolled along its harDor,
which by night is a thing OF beauty
had made each other a thousand prom
1ses.
They were at breakfast, and st.
. Clair's wife, glancing at the shipping
Intelligence in the mornings paper,
suddenly uttered tiny cry OF delight
ed surprise
"WeH?" said St. Clair, finishing his
coffee.
THE Racer has been sighted OF
Beachy Head. AS you know, dear old
Uncle McQu:tty is on board"
Now when st. Clair heard that thing
he dropped his cup-purposely. 1t
naturally.
"Confound Uncle McQuittyI" said
he.
1t was the first word of any strength
which he had used in his wife's pres
ence. She flushed, looked at him
steadily, and asked:
What do you mean?"
Il beg your pardon. You know my
antipathy to your queer relative"
HE is a dear old man."
And a formidable FOSSIL
How dare you insult my uncle?"
she demanded, with flashing eyes.
Now, my dear, l did nothing of the
sort" was the apologize answer. But
I do not like Uncle McQuitty. Remem-
Der, he owes me forty pounds, which
L am sure he will never be able to
return. He bores me. His converse
ZION is full of organic remains. He
reeks of ancient sepulchres. A most
unpleasant man.
The other was on the point of tears
as she retorted:
IF you broke your poor wife's heart
you would not care. 1 shall invite I'm
Gle McQuitty to stay with US for a
week. He will expect it,
Yes, exactly. He comes for a week,
and stays for month. 1 know him
He shall not come Understand that,
Agnes, 1 will not have him here" And
st. Clair rose hastily and left the
room to prepare for his return to his
duties in the city, from which he had
been exempted for one month.
He came back to say good-by to
his wife. She had thrown herself into
an easy chair, rested her forehead
upon an arm, and was crying.
.'Good-by, Agnes he said, in low
voice.
The others shoulders heaved with
her sobs.
You are a cruel man." she insisted.
''Good-by, Agnes
No reply.
st. Clair left the room abruptly,
went down stairs, making a most IN
necessary noise, banged-to the hall
door, and was gone.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
knive. Must BE Blunt

Knives used at restaurants in Aus
tria-Hungary must be blunt according
20 a very inconvenient regulation that
has been enforced. All knives in use at
public restaurants are to be kept thus
so as to be com paratively harmless in
unruly. violent hands, and in case OF
quarrel and consequent Drawing.
there should be less risk of actual
bloodshed.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-04-25
II.

well, you are lucky fellow, upon
my word,'
st. Clair stared at the friend who
thus addressed him, whom he had met
at lunch four hours later. Thinking
that he at length saw the meaning
conveyed in the words he replied:
THAT l am married? Yes, 1 am a
lucky one, as you say
Nonsense, That's not luck; that's"
est. Clair looked unpleasanD that's
blessed predestination of a merciful