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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
A True Portrait.

The widow was taking her first loOE
at the bust of her beloved husband
The clay was still damp. PRAY ex
anime 1t well. madam" said the sculp
tor. "If there is anything wrong
can alter It."
The widow looked at 1t with a mix
ture of sorrow and satisfaction.
"It is just like him." she said, "a
perfect portrait-his large nose-ths
sign of goodness" Here she burst
into tears. He was so good! Make
the nose a little largerF'
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
THE GLACIER
Published Every Thursday
$l.6O A YEAR.

Advertising, 80 cents per inch, single
column, per month; one-half inch or
less, 25 cents. Reading notices, s cents
line each insertion.
THE GLACIER prints all the local
news fit to print.
When you see it in THE GLACIER
you may know that others see it.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Too Much work.

Mrs. Starvem-There doesn't seem
to be any pleasing you, Mr.. Sharpe.
You say you don't like steak for sup
per.
Mr.. Sharpe-No. ma'am; you see, l
have to use my arms SO much at my
work during the day that they're very
tired when get home at night
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Sure to Pop.

Where are you going, Jason"
sueried the citizen of Kentucky.
Coin down to Matilda Lees to pop
the question" replied the lank youth.
'But you have your gun"
"Yes; if find Brace Bradley's ahead
Of me I'll pop him.'
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Art In the Proper Direction

Agent-Don't you want an enlarged
photograph OF yourselfl
Stout Gentleman-Enlarged! What
fort
Agent-Thats so. But-say-let Us
make you one three sizes smaller.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
KNEW the Pattern.

Landlord-I'll have TO request you to
pay In advance, Mr.. Shortleigh.
Shortleigh-Why, amt my trunk
good for weeks board?
Landlady-No; 1t looks like one OF
those emotional trunks.
Shortlelgh-Emotional2
Landlady-YeS; one that Is easily
moved.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

Quite Another Matter

Before give you my answer" said
the fiuffy-haired summer girl, Il would
like to know il you are In a position to
keep me in the style to which have
always been accustomedF
'If the styles don't change too often
am" replied the wise youth. "Other-
wise the odds are in favor of my going
broke"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Undoubtedly.

"Who," asked the originator of fool
questions, according to your notion,
is the most popular woman in the Uni
ted StatesY
"The blonde lady whose face adorns
the $40 gold piece" replied the old
bachelor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Marital Amnniti...

Hateful thingr' she cried In the
midst OF their spat Il was a silly
goose when l married you"
Perhaps SO" replied the great
brute; "at any rate, you were no chick
en."-Philadelphia Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Not superstitIous,

Mlles-Mrs. Catchem has just been
divorced from her fifth husband.
Giles-Is that so?
Mlles-Yes; and, strange to say, each
time she was led to the altar on Fri
day.
Giles-Well, l suppose she will keep
it up until she has acquired her thir-
teenth victory, just to see II that will
break her run OF tough luck.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
True Love,

The Count-So you really believe that
Lord Poorman's marriage with the
American heiress was the result of a
love match.
The Duke-Of course it was. At first
he Insisted on half million, but final
ly agreed to accept four hundred and
ninety-five thousand
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
IndoatructibIas

"Thls is the first bread ever made"
remarked the young wife.
WELL" rejoined the optimistic hus-
band, there's nothing like starting
with a solid foundation"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
ReaIiatic story.

"Have you reviewed that new book
entitled "The Editors PurseY' asked
the critics other half.
Il merely glanced at it." replied the
masculine end Of the sketch. There's
nothing in It,"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
FaminIne Charity

Edyth-I wonder If Dolly Swift is
really as bad as she is palnted7
Mayme-I don't see how she can be-
She certainly does paint dreadfully."
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

W uO udS udu years VI Ca
periencs in putting up
these commodities, but he
would be apt to find fault
with the new clerk who
spent his valuable time in
practicing to see how close
he could guess to the
weights of the different
commodities. Yet IL the
clerk was able to guess
weights with accuracy val.
liable time would be saved
in doing up packages for
the trade, Here Is a scooD
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Delicate Thrust,

Miss Olde-Harry said he'd like us
to be married in balloon. He's fond
of freak marriages.
Miss Rose-But why go to the trou-
BILE of going up in a balloon?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Useful Insects.

The old colored parson gazed at the
swarming mosquitoes with sigh.
"Yes," he mused, dem dab mosquI-
toes am smahteh den is. Dey kin
keep de congregation awake en- |
can't"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
unintsrruptsd Chicago Rli...

"What of my future?" asked the fair
maid.
sYou will never know what grief or
sorrow is," answered the fortune teller.
"And-will l marryf" querled the
fair one. anxiously.
Sure" replied the visionary prophet
ess. -Four times"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Tn,a Wiadnni.

Little Willle-What are dividends,
pa?
Pa-Dlvldends, my son, are what the
stockholders get after The directors
appropriate their share.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Her View aud His

Mrs. Naggs-Man's superiority over
woman is all In his mind.
Naggs-Not all Of 1t, my dear. Part
Of 1t is due to his physical strength.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

He-If should kiss you, what would
you do?
She-I never meet a contingency till
1t happens.
He-But if 1t should happenp
Shield meet 1t face to face.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
FrIendIr sungestion.

Blggs-Pm proud of my family tree.
Dlggs-You ought to whitewash II.
Biggs-Whitewash it, What fort
Diggs-To keep the insects OF.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
True to Her Sex.

Mr.. Newpop-Why, our baby talked
when 1t was five months old.
Mr.. Oldwed-No wonder; it's a girl
baby.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
LET us ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA
lRlouS HuMoRISTa

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World Over-Sayings that Are Cheer
full to Old or Young-Funny seiec'
tions that You Will Enjoy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Usual Finish.

Evalyn-And did he pine away and
die after you refused to marry him?
Imogene-No; the ungrateful wretch
married mlserably well.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
As Com pared.

She-Young Addiction Is rather slow,
isn't he2
He-Yes he's as slow as a woman
walking along the street reading a
letter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

Mrs. Won Blumer-I don't know what
we shall do about that cook.
Won Blumer-what's the matter now
"She threatens to stay."-Llfe.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Land of Bills.

she-what is your idea Of UtopiaI
He'll is probably a place where all
the inhabitants are engaged but never
marry.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

We suppose that when a woman lifts
Oh her hair and takes out her teeth.
contractors call u removing the false
work"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Her Teat.

Little Efie-Do you love me very
much, mammal
Mamma "a wldOw)-Yes. my dar-
ling.
Efie-Then why don't you marry the
man at the candy store?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Out at First.

"Sir," began the young man, 81 came
to ask your daughters hand in mar.
rlage. l feel that am not worthy
of har h1f-b ~
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
AUTOMATIC WEIGHING SCOOP.

Guessing somewhere near the weight
of pound of sugar, rice, coffee, tea,
etc.. is not very difficult to the grocer
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

Miss Ascum-Did you really attend
her wedding?
Miss Wryvell-Oh. yes, indeed! And
/ enjoyed myself immensely.
Miss Aseum--Did you, really?
Miss Wryvell-Her gown didn't ft
her at all, and | heard several people
say she looked perfect fright.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Thsx Surely VIII.

Young Microbe-And SO we are para
sites, and are killing the man we are
in?
Old Microbe-That's the case, exact
ly.
"And you say he has summoned the
doctorsY
"Yes."
"What will the doctors do?"
Cant tell yet, but am sure Of one
thing; they will call us hard names"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

Young man." interrupted the stern
parent, II fully agree with you on that
point and there is nothing further to be
said on the subject. Good evening
air"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

Harmony is one Of the things the
matrimonial trust fails to monoDolIze.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Hopeless Case,

TOmdlx-Have you learned to make
the repairs on your automobilel
Bojax-No; and I'm afraid never
shall.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Tomdlx-Why not2

Bojax-I haven't bit of mechanical
genius. Honestly, don't believe
could invent a washing machine.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
Dry Goods, Groceries,
Boots and Shoes,
Hardware,
Flour and Feed, etc.

This old-established house will con"
tinue to pay cash for all its goods. it
pays no rent; it employs e clerk, but
does not have to divide with q partner.
All dividends are made with customers
in the way Of reasonable prices.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22
In tho Rirht Place.

Askitt-By the way, what became Of
young Chillington who graduated with
our class In '9si Gold, calculating sort
of fellow, you remember?
Knowitt-Yes, l remember; and he's
the same cold, calculating chap now
that he was then. He's got a Job as
bill clerk with an ice company.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

Bess-What makes you so subdued
and queer2
Toni guess you'd be subdued. too,
II you had mother and father, four
sisters, two .grandmothers and two
grandfathers to boss you.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

Wood,
Posts, Etc.
DavenpOrt Bros.
Lumber Co.

Have opened an Office in Hood River.
Call and get prices and leave orders,
which will be promptly filled.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-10-22

t:sOp.m N
The Bemidji pioneer., 1903-04-16
ORDINANCE.

An Ordinance to amend Chapter 20 of Gen
eral Ordinances of the Village Of Bemidj ji, en-
titled IAN ordinance TO amend Chapter Thir-
teen. Ordinances OF the Village Of Bemidji.
entitled An ordinance relative TO licenses 9TH
err than liquor. pedders and auctioneers" ar
proved April 25th. 1895. as amended by an or
dinance approved September 5th, 1898.
The Village Council OF the Village of Be
Section l. That section two ~ OF chapter
twenty t20). amending section one () of chap
ter thirteen Q3) Of the village ordinances Of
hereby her t amended % to read as follows: ~ a's' .
Section 2. The following yearly rates OF IL
cense are hereby fixed and established, and
shall be paid BY every person, co-partnership,
or corporation each year for owning or oper-
ating dray. in the village OF Bemidji: For
owning or operating one dray. S25; for each
addi tional dray, $40.
Section g. Each person. co-partnership or
corporation SO owning or operating dray. or
drays shall cause his name to be painted on. or
otherwise attached to each dray so owned by
him, them or 1t, together with the number
thereof commencing with the mum ber one %.
Section 4. Any person. -partnershiD or
corporation. violating the provisions OF this
ordinance shall be deemed guilty of misde-
meanor, and upon conviction thereof shall be
punished 6y fine not exceeding one hundreds
county Jail not to exceed 80 days.
All amendments to said chapter IL, ordin-
ances of the village Of Bemidji not in con-
formity herewith are hereby revoked and re-
pealed. Provided however that nothing
herein shall affect or change any other provi :
ions Of said ordinance, or amendments there
This ordinance shall take effect and be in
force from and after its approval and publi-
cation. j.a.&. ........- .g-. ..rsgl =. s.yE5es,
Approved April 9Th, 1903.
q, - ~ 5.5.- J. A. LUDIEGToS,
Attest - .a.ss. President.
H. w. Bailey, Recorder
. = Z i i
The Bemidji pioneer., 1903-04-16

II DR. REA has on superior in dlagnosln,
treating diseases and deformities. He
give $50 for any case that he cannot tell
disease and where located in five minutes,
All durable medical and surgical diseases,
acute and chronic catarrh, and Special Dis
eases of the Eye, Ear. Nose and Throat, Lung
disease. Early consumption, Bronchitis. Bron-
chial catarrh, constitutional catarrh, consti-
tutional catarrh. dyspepsia, sick headache,
stomach and bowel troubles, rheumatism
neuralgia, sciatica. Bright's disease, diabetes;
kidney, liver. bladder prostatic and. female
diseases, dizziness, nervousness indigestion,
obesity. interrupted nutrition slow growth in
children, and all wasting disease in adults:
Many cases of deafness, ringing in the ears,
loss Of eyesight, cataract, cross eyes, etc,
that have beenimproperlyt or neglected
can be easily restored Deformties, club feet,
curvature Of the spine, disease of the brain,
paralysis epilepsy, heart disease, dropSy,
swelling of the limbs, structure, open sores,
pain in he bones, granular engagements and
all long g-standing diseases properly treated
Young mddle-aged and old, single or married
men and all who suffer from lost manhood,
nervous debility, spermatOrrhoea, seminal
losses, sexual decay, failing memory. weak
eyes, stunted development, lack Of energy,
impoverished blood, pimpies, impediments to-
marriage; also blood and skin diseases. Syphil-
lis, eruptions, hair falling, bone pains, swell
lings, sore throat, ulcers, effects OF mercury.
kidney and bladder troubles, weak back, burn
ing urine, passing urine too often. Gonorrhea,
gleet, structure, receive searching treatment,
prOmpt relief and cure for life.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1903-04-16
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR LIQUOR
~ .TJrENSE. sas tsF- ~

state OF Minnesota. County of Beltrami.--ss
Notice Is hereby given, that application has
been made in writing to the board Of county
commissioners Of said Beltrami county and
fled in my office. praying for license to sell
Intoxicating liquors for the term commencing
on April 1st 1903. and terminating on April
i. 1904, by the following person. and at the
following place, as stated in said application
respectively. to-wit: .2. 2.''@.'@.@.-' %.
5U,r.. s4 VIM. YOUNG. JR., a5 @-@35
In that certain two-story frame building oc-
cupied by the applicant on the ground floor
as saloon and upper story as family resi-
dence, forty feet from G. & N. X. interna-
tional bridge facing Rainy river and situate
in the township of Beaudette. county of Bel
trami and organized territory and known
as the village of Beaudette. MINI.
# Said applicant prayS that such license be
granted to him pursuant to the statutes Or
said state Of Minnesota. in such case made
and provided.
Dated at Baudette. Mimi. March. 1903.
Wm. Young Jr.
Said application will be heard and deter
mined by said board of county commissioners
OF the county of Beltrami. at their office in
the court house in said county OF Beltrami.
state of Minnesota, on Saturday. the 1lth
day OF March. 1903. at ten o'clock a. m. OF that
day.
Witness my hand and seal of said county
this 3lst day of march, A. d. 1903.
So d. r, SYLVESTER.
- County Auditor.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1903-04-16
U. S. Land Office at Crookston. Minnesot;
MI

u. 5. Lana Ot1Ce at CroOkStOn MlnneSObd.
Mar. 9th. 1903.
A sufficient contest affidavit having been
filed In this office by RasmuS J. Rand.
contestant against Homestead entry No.
44s6. made Nov. 9Th. 1901. for EH SEA.
Section q. Sh SWA. Sec. %. Town 1856 N. Rg.
81 W., by Erick Engstrom. Contestee. In which
it is alleged that the said Erick Engstrom
wholly abandoned said tract that he has
changed his residence therefrom for more
than ten months since making entry: that
said tract is not settled upon and cultivated
and that the said alleged absence
from the said land was not due to
his employment in the army, navy or marine
corps OF the United States as a iprivate SOL
dier. officer. seaman or marine during the
war with Spain or during any other war in
which the United States may be engaged.
Said parties are hereby notified to APPEAR
respond and offer evidence touching said al
legation at 10 o'clock a. m. on May 1st. 1903.
before NeIs *. Nelson. q. s. Commissioner.
Dist, OF Minn.. at Grygla. Marshall County.
Mimi. (and that final hearing will be held at
10 o'clock a. m.. on May Sth. 1903. before the
Register and Receiver at the United states
Land Office In Crookston, Minnesota.
The said contestant having in proper af-
fdayit. filed Mar. 9th. 1903, set forth facts
which show that after due diligence personal
service of this notice can not be made, it is
hereby ordered and directed that such notice
be given by due and proper publication.
SYLVESTER PETERSON.
As @ Register
The Bemidji pioneer., 1903-04-16
nth Day OF Nav, A. D. 1908,
u. s.. Land Office at crookston. Minnesota.
Mor.b 0S tu02

A sufficient contest affidavit having been
filed In this Office by Oliver RamStad, con-
testant, against homestead entry No. 3o23.
made Nov. n. 1850. for NEA sec. 10, township
1856. range 80 W.. by HeWet II Wilson, con-
testee. in which 1t Is alleged that the said
Hewet X Wilson has wholly abandoned said
tract; that he has changed his residence
therefrom for more than six months since
making said entry; that said tract Is not set
tied upon. and cultivated by said party as
required by law. and that the only improve
ment thereon Is q small log shanty 6xs feet.
and that the said alleged absence from the
said land was not due to his employment in
the army. navy or marine corps of the
United States as q private soldier. officer.
seaman or marine during the war with Spain
or during any other war In which the United
states may be engaged.
Said parties are hereby notified to appear.
respond and offer evidence touching said al
legation ut 10 o'clock a. m. on June !. 1903,
before Nels * Nelson. U. $. Commissioner.
Dist. OF Minn.. at Grygla, Marshall county.
Minn. and that final hearing will be held
at 10 o'clock a.. M ON June sth. 1903.
before the Register and Receiver at the
United States Land Office in Crookston. Min
neSota. aga
The said contestant having, In a proper at
fdayit, filed March rs. 1903. set forth facts
which show that after due diligence personal
service OF this notice can not be made, IT. Is
hereby ordered and directed that such notice
be given by due and proper publication.
Til A. y. GEORGE. Receiver,
The Bemidji pioneer., 1903-04-16
State Of Minnesota. County Of Beltrami-ss

State of Minnesota County Of Beltrami-ss
Notice Is hereby given. that application
has been has been made In writing to the
county commissioners of said county OF Bel
trami and filed in my office. praying for IL
cense to sell intoxicating liquors for the
term commencing on April l. 1903. and termi-
mating on April l. 1904, by the following per
son and at the following place. as stated in
SAID application respectively. to-wit:
4s.s4,-- GEO. w. CLARK.
On the ground floor of his two-story building.
at his place OF business in what Is known as
the village of Beaudette. in the town OF Beau
dette In said county and state.
Said application will be heard and deter
mined by said board of county commissioners rs
of Beltrami county at the commissioners Of
Ace in the village Of Bemidii in Beltrami
state Of Minnesota. on Saturday. the 11th day
of April. 1903. at 10 o'clock a. m. of that day.
Witness my hand and seal Of said county
this 31st day of March. A. ID. 1908.
[Seall ID. l.. SYLVESTER,
So County Auditor.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1903-04-16

United States Land Office at Croolston,
Minn.. Mar. II. 1903.
Noticeis hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his clam,
and that said proof Will be made before
Clerk OF District Court. Beltrami Co., Mlnn.
at Bemidji MINI. on May 11th, 1903, viz:
CHRISTEN TIL. Peterson
II. r. No l77s2 for the SWA Sec 2 Twp.
1916 n. of Range 35 w.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiya-
ton of SAID land. viz:
Ncls Sorenson, Geo. Rima, Peter Peterson,
Andrew Ruskjer. Ill of Sotway, Minn.
& SYLVESTER PETERSON.
81 Register.
The Bemidji pioneer., 1903-04-16
u. s. Land Office at nrookston. Minnesota a

XIV .t.'f.-..-l.E $lsEs@& February 26. 1903.
A sufficient contest affidavit having been
fled in this office by Alfred w. Johnson. con-
testant. against Homestead entry No. $3.50.
made Dec. 18th. 1900 for NE94, Section a6.
Township 1855 n. Range 81 W.. by Matthew
Finley, contestee. in which 1t is alleged that
the said Mathew Finley has wholly aban-
doned said land for more than six months
last past. and next prior to the date herein:
and that the said land Is not cultivated as
required . by law and that the said
alleged absence from the said land was
not due to his employment in the army. navy
or marine corps OF the United States as a
private soldier. officer seaman. or marine
during the war with Spain or during any 9TH
er war In which the United States may be en-
gagged. s1....s.. S. z.,- s-s. z 5raz.7
Said parties are hereby notified to appear,
respond and offer evidence touching said al
legation at 10 o'clock a. m. on May1s 1903,
before Nels X. Nelson, U. s. commissioner.
Dist. OF Minn.. at Grygla. Marshall county.
Minnesota, land that final hearing will be
held at 10 O'clock a. m. on May. 8. 1903 before
the Register and Receiver at the United
States Land Office in Crookston, Minnesota.
The said contestant having, In proper af-
fdavit. filed Feb. 70. 1908 set forth facts
which show that after due diligence personal
service Of this notice can not be made. 1t is
hereby ordered and directed that such notice
be given by due and proper publication.
'7E"r '"' SYLVESTER PETERSON,
The Bemidji pioneer., 1903-04-16

Land Office at Crookston. Mimi. Apr. Is. 1908.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to make final proof III support of his claim.
and that said proof will be made before
Clerk of District Court, Beltrami county.
Mimi, at Benlidji. Mimi. on June 3rd.. 1903.
DENNIS X. SCOTT ..-.-- E
II f No a02Se for the S1s SEA Of Sec . in T
147 N OF r IS W.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon. and cultiva-
tion of said land viz:
John Shepard. Daniel Sullivan. Basel Jar
bou and Frank Engler. all of Solway. MINI.
I'll ~ SYLVESTER PETEpsON.
So .l Register.