New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-05
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.
birth was announced in the Dantzic papers re-
Gently in the following curious manner:
Since this morning I here;
The painter Nagursh Of Ohra- is my papa
And 1 am Catarrhal"


And 1 Catarrhal"
woman Of the under died last nlghf from r.
worthless ex-prizehghter, who should be city
woodpile.
saturday-A big. burIy ex-prizehghter. supposed
Of 'sThe Dispatch at the noon hour to-day and
cowsrdiy cur was then able severely to injqre the
dazed victim OF his assault before the marshal ar
The matter eliminated from the result OF an
OF THE Dispatch" not been taken unawares and
almost put out by the blow, Williams would have
share of punishment. and the matter Is not yet
settled.-tJuneau Dispatch
At 81. Mary's Church, Grundisburgh. England.
on a recent Sunday eight members OF the Norwich
Diocesan Association rang upon the bells OF the
church a true and complete peal OF Bob Major
when It is considered that this consists OF 500
distinct changes and occupied the performers two
hours and ffty-three minutes. II must be regarded
as feat of considerable endurance" says The
Westminster Gazette"
The Test-IMy-Wen did you see herr Is Il
true? Is she really engaged to him. or is 1t only
Idle rumor? .
Neiie-There isn't word Of truth in It, I had a
long talk with her. and told her of the men who
about him.-(Brooklyn Life.
The retiring postmaster of the House OF Com
mons tells story Of his early experiences Of postal
work. a good many years ago. II ives London
branch office. and a customer came In and handed
a letter over the counter to the young woman who
was serving stamps. and who after reading the
address said il would be ivepence. But have
never paid more than twopence haIfpenny before, "
objected the customer; us II overweight No. It
wasn't overweight. said the clerk. but all letters
to China were fveperce. and as this was addressed
to Dresden!
AUNTY's OFF DAYS.
Some days shaddered eff de do shine
70. hunts, TO things dat yo' des cain nm;
Y0 b feets a. dey DRAG lax deg hunnedweigh,s
De mis,ry come tweI MT ben 20 baes;
wen de bread won raise.
No use tryin TO- ter do things right
But wT qeas sn 5Pos spsSs de- tehen &
En- dem fool peddlehs dey poun' de do
En- tex yo' tention. 70 yo tu'ns
De stew biles oven de pies dey buns
wen de bread won raise.
asb m6 So a nSSRS dsn We VAN
Rsfg5 se9idn fase se cream waT an gone SOU
Mo- yo struggles, Wy de day grows wuss-
Lose NAH 'ligion. en- All wants ter cuss!
wen de bread won raise.
10 use ter try en- dsy IN no use ter , fTe It.;
En- AK de Mastuh sen, tghm nor ao f .ai,!
En- dey sho'ly tryin' ter de peace er min
Wen de bread won raise
The Charlton CMo) Courier tells OF a small boy
who rushed up to neighbor recently and said: IF
you please SIR father and the hired man have been
cleaning out the we'll and are in mud up to their
knees" well, what of that?" asked the neighbor.
We'll ~ you please. sir. they are IN Il wrong side
up" replied the boy. Then the neishbor began to
run.
Suburban Foresight.-The citizen of Drearyhurst
was showing his visitor through the spacious gar
den in the rear Of the house; -, - -
over there" he said pointing with his cane.
9g %Ti Be F4Rd a 1sd 5Gndsr OF 'urp' than
'oh. We don't use, them on the table his host
chickens. They're cheaper than coal"-tChicago
Tribune.
The beggars in Spain have formed combine
and are going try keep all OF the two centimo
pieces out Of circulation by holding them when
ever they secure any The object Of this besgars'
trust is to make people give a larger coin.
'TwoULD BE RELIEF,
Dull care" I'm sure. disturbs me not;
At that would not carp
For every blooming care I've got
~1PhiIadelphia Press
A circumstantial fish story told by The Lon
don Daily News" The captain Of the steamer
Benalder Of Ieith, on a voyage 10 China, threw
a bundle Of old letters overheard in the Mediter-
| ranean Some Spanish fishermen Of AsuiIas near
Cartagena later caught a large fish. and on open
ing IL found bundle Of letters inside They took
this 10 the Mayor. who managed TO decipher In one
the name and address of the superintendent OF the
stea mshp line in London. and thus to restore the
letters to their owner.
Like Observation-Disclosures you Furnishing
your boy for this morning.
Angle-For lying. He said he FISH IN the
miiipond as big as the one I've been telling about
that got away from there last week
Ranzle-But maybe he did see Il
Angie-Nonsensei There isn't fish that big In
the pond lPhiladsIphia Press