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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-06-08
SNAPSHOTS.


Fired from the Capitals Camera
This is ST. Johns week.
Many strangers have left town.
Generally comes out on top-Hair.
Go on excursion to Tolchesier tomor-
row.
The average secret isn't worth keep
ing.
--Liverymen busy hauling people and
trunks.
"A stitch IN time has meDded many a
mans ways.
Hg~It you want DRY PINE Woop,
Sawed and Split. FLOOD has it. Sw
Most OF the minor poets are old
enough to vote.
Some people are so Internally polite
as to inspire suspicion.
The fellow who shaves himself some
times cuts his best friend.
EZCall telephone No. 90. and the ORR
entail Paper Supply will attend to your
wants.
Cadets at "Camp Mills" COLCHESTER
break camp tomorrow.
The people who do the most grumb-
ling seldom try to improve things.
mo. Lillian, dear; the steeple climber
is not always high churchman.
When charity begins at home the
wolf skulks on to the next door.
gPaper bags. in small or large guam.
titles, at the Oriental Paper Supply Com
pany.
III you don't stand up for your RICH Q
someone else is going to sit on them.
Some men stand on their dignity UNI
til they give you the impression OF being
stiited.
1t is better 10 hitch your wagon to a
star than to wrap yourself up in wet
blanket.
"a The Oriental Paper Supply Com
pany. will sell you Butter and Lard trays
delivered at your door tor one dollar per
thousand. ANY quantity.
The bachelor rejoices in the fact that
1t is never the single man who leads a
double lite.
Some poets write because they are
inspired. and some because they need
the money.
WANTED. Six CAPITALS of date MAY
70. Will be paid tor at face value II left
at this office a..
Some people are so busy worrying
about tomorrow that they have no time
for anything today.
The man who orders spring lamb
must sometimes expect to have the wool
pulled over his eyes.
Overheard at the musicale-"He
looks like a violinist, doesn't he p Eyes;
he even has bow legs"
SEWhen you are busy. and cord gives
out, or becomes tangled, don't abuse the
Clerk, but call the Oriental, and ask for
their Patent Cone and Cord Saver. It's
a peach.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-06-08
SPARETTA OF INDIA.
At Last, sparetta Has Conquered Where
Others Have Failed.

After fair trial of SPARETTA does not
prove satisfactory, we guarantee to re-
fund your money. SPARETrA is a won-
derful cure for dyspepsia and all stomach
troubles, malaria. liver complaints, and
General Debility. SPARErTA has been
used for years by the surgeons in the
English Army in India, with wonderful
results and cures. SPARETTA is a COM
bination of valuable drugs making the
whole a beautiful and valuable prepare
ton. For toning the general systems to
recover the normal condition ofthe or
gans of vitality, after the long use of
drugs or stimulants. SPARETTA is great.
As a tonic, SPARETTA has no equal.
Among those from whom we have re-
ceived testimonials, we mention:-Robt.
Z. Strange. John H Wells, P. Kashner,
L. c. Heintz, J. F. Popham, r. w.
Welsh, George Gebhart, Jas. +. Strange,
John Mason, J. Stewart. All of Annap-
oils; Geo H. Gates, 5I7 Second street,
N. w. Washington ID. c.; Chas. Neu.
mann, II9 T street, N. w. Washington.
ID. c.
Trial size, 25cts, Regular size 5octs,
Manufactured by
Il X. SMITH,
10 Main street,
mas Annapolis; Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-06-08
SIMPLE REMEDY FOR CAIaRRH
Just Breathe Hyomei Three Times Day
To Be Cured

If few years ago someone had said
you can cure catarrh by breathing air
charged with healing balsam, the
idea would have been ridieuled, and
it remained for X. L. Booth, that emil
nent investigator, to discover in Hy-
omei this method of cure.
Hyomei has performed the most mi
raculous cures of catarrh, and is to-
day recognized by leading members of
the medical profession as the only adj
vertised remedy that can be relied up
ON to do just what it claims.
The complete outfit of Hyomei
costs but $1.00, and consists of an in
haler, medicine dropper and bottle
of Hyomei.
Breathe Hyomei through the inhal-
err for a few minutes four times a day
and it will cure the worst case of ca
tarrh. 1t soothes and heals the mu-
cous membrane of the air passages,
prevents irritation, and effects COM
plete and lasting cure.
The treasurer of the American Life
Insurance Company, j. S. Nugent, of
New York City, writes, "Hyomei has
completely cured my daughter of ca
tarrh, from which she has been suf-
ferer for years"
In Annapolis there are scores of
well-known people who say they have
been cured of catarrh by Hyomei. If
it does not cure you Feldmeyer
Brothers will return the money you
paid for Hyomei. This is the strong
est evidence that can be offered as to
their faith in the remedy.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-06-08
PERSONAL MENTION.
In The Social Whirl-Thoss Who 90 And
Those Who Come.

Mr.. John 5. Sirahorn. OF Elktor, is
spending few DAYS with friends here.
Mrs. John Cassidy. is visiting her sis-
ter. Mrs. Lima Blades. at St. MIchaels.
Miss Katherine Rcckhold. is visiting
her sister. Miss Mary Rockhold. Of
Friendship.
Mrs. Hughlett Hollyday and son, Of
New York are visiting her sister Mrs.
Weems Ridout.
Postoffice Inspector F. F. Sharon
visited Annapolis ami inspected the fed
eTal building today.
Miss Matte Shafer and Miss Beck lett
Saturday for Atlantic City where they
viii spend the month of June.
Mrs. Burch. OF Washington. ID. c. is
visiting her sisters. Mrs. Grafton Ridoui,
Mrs. Ireland and Mrs. Lewis Clayton.
Miss Eva Sherbeit has returned to her
home al McKendree. this county, after
an extended visit to friends in this city.
Mr.. Ernss. Flagg. OF New York. ar
chitect OF the new buildings at the Naval
Academy, and Mrs. Elagg are spending
. lew days here.
Mrs. Boyd. wife OF Chef Engineer
Harry L. Boyd. u. s. Revenue Cutter
service. and children, OF Georgia, are
visiting MIR. and Mrs. J. L. M. Boyd,
Prince George street.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-06-08
Annapolis, Washington & BALTIC. R. /

Connecting With Annapolis IUae & 0dsntOn.
Trains leave for Annapolis Junction, connect
inc al Odenton and the Junction with trains for
baltimore and Washington, and other points, as
follows:
-, Ill 42am. -. .46 D. m.
"...... 10 p. M. go 040 p. m.
Sunday Trains.
Leave al =. 30 a. m. and o 10 p. m Arrive
AtIO.23A IN. and 90 y. m.
E1~~AIl trains over this road to leave from West
street station.
Al SHAVER,
Traffic Manager.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-06-08
CASTORIAI
For Infant. -ud Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
s' ss.ss ,s o. Zx4Zzz4
Fresh Fish and CLAIMS.

If you want Fresh Fish and Cams 60
to VIM. Sands & Co.. Stall No. 3, Fish
Market. We sell none but live FISH and
fresh claims delivered to any part of the
city. CLANS sold by the pint. quart or in
shell. We keep Rock, Perch. Crocus,
Trout and Star Fish, always fresh. WM.
SANDS < Co. No. Q Fish Market
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-06-08
Go To COLCHESTER.

II you would enjoy pleasant watef
trip go with the Mems Guild OF St
Anne's parish to COLCHESTER on Tuesda
next. June 9. Spend the afternoon with
the ST. Johns cadets and return home
with them In the evening. See ad. in
another column. II.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-06-08
How.s This2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
W ard for any case OF Caia'rh that cannot
b. cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. Cheney & Co.. Props, Toledo. 0.
We the undersigned, have kno~n +.
!. Cheney for the last IS years, and be-
iieve him perfectly honorable in all bust
ness transactions and financially able TO
carry out any obligations made by their
firm.
WEST & TRuAx. Wholesale Druggists.
Toledo, O. WALDING. KINNAN 4 MAR
WIN, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o.
Halls Ca,arrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces OF the system. Price Is cts.
per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Tesii-
moHials free.
Halls Family P lis are the best. jim.
Sr Ola Ia.
.e..r. th. The Kind You Hass AlEars Baugh
''s. = GzxAzzzU
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-06-08
Schedule OF Local Trains
altimOre & Annapolis Short Line R. R

schedule in effect May nth, 1903.
Ieave AnnaDoIis; Arrive In RalfImoraf
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-17
Career Of Bill the Tank.
CHAPTER II.

In the rear of a Main street saloon
Bill the Tank had one of his most ex-
citing Salt Lake adventures Bill was,
as per custom, loaded well, the hour be-
ing about 1 a. m, when the trouble be-
gan. Bill was engaged in drinking
with three or four young Salt Lakers.
all Of WIN were strangers to him.
Bill. in the course of time, reached the
stage where ne conceived himself a
fighting man, and proposed to the 9TH
ers that all repair to the back yard Of
the saloon and fight. He found the
minds of all the others susceptible and
they went cut the back door The
back yard was filled with empty bar
Tels, beer cases, kegs and miscellaneous
plumber, partially concealed by several
inches Of snow. Let US now proceed
with this fight" said Bill. All agreed.
A general handshake was INDUCED in
each one assured the other three that
he harbOred not the slightest iii viii
toward any of them. and the big fight
was on. 1t ragged until daylight before
any one was seriously injured. At
stated periods all hands would call a
truce for the purpose of resting and
taking refreshment. Then, after re-
neWed expressions of esteem the
friendly battle would proceed. It was
after long spell of fighting that Bill
and the man who at that time engaged
his attention fell together in a heap
of empty beer bottles. Bill arose with
much difficulty and called upon his as
sailant to get up or acknowledge him
self whipped The other arose after Il
struggle and hObbled into the saloon
with the statement that his leg was
hurt. Bill promptly characterized the
statement as a subterfuge and denom-
mated his opponent a gutter. The re-
naming three went back into the yard
and fought until thoroughly exhaust
e., when they all went to bed together
in Bills room, sleeping tremendously
until late in the afternoon. Meanwhile
the bartender examined the man whom
Bill had dOwned and found the mans
ankle badly swollen. IT took the doctor
who was called about one minute to
find that the leg was broken and the
man was laid up for weeks. Bill. with
his customary luck, escaping without
injury.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-17
THE CoLoNlzER.

nj EXT IN IMPORTANCE to the
~ storage problem in irrigation. is
that of colonization. More than one
magnificent storage and canal system
has been sacr.hced by the inability OF
the promoters TO secure desirable set
tiers for the land after it had been
provided with water. In colonization.
the Mormon people have had one great
advantage which has been invaluable.
Their people have gone out to reclaim
the desert inspired by religious motives.
Believing I'm their mission they have
endured hardships, undertaken tasks
which would have been uncomfortable to
any one without the solace AMI sus-
tanning power of religious motive.
Similarly the Salvation Army has
come to the fore a successful colonizing
agency and it is most appropriate that
Commander CD Booth-Tucker should
speak on the subject at the ogden con-
gress. The Salvation Army's efforts
have a double value in that they re-
claim men and women as well as land:
they promise hope and useful lives
where desolation and despair have
refgned. To the fallen Of the cities, the
Army offers an opportunity to get out
OF temptations way into the sunlight
and unpolluted surroundings of the
country. Such colonization has a NOR
al as well as material value and may
not be measured in dollars and cents.
II is one Of the chief factors in favor
of national irrigation that it makes for
the welfare Of the republic.
Production by irrigation relieves ag-
riculture Of the hard labor and the
uncertainties of seasons, which have
driven the boys from the farms to the
cities; national irrigation i'm time viii
start the movement the otheh way,
back to the land, and the colonizer who
aids in this movement viii be a bene-
factor to the race.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-17
Hot Talk on Advertising.

Frank Presbrey Of New York the well
known advertising agent and vice presi-
dent of the Association of American Adj
vertising Agents, I'm a recent lecture at
fchautauqua on Evolution in Advertis-
ing said. Advertising is as old n the
human race, but it has two histortes-the
history of advertising as an institution
and its history as an art. The history of
the art of advertising began yesterday.
but advertising proper runs back through
the ages and into the haze that hides the
beginning Of humanity. Advertising in
our own country began with the e5tdb
lshment OF newspapers, and America may
firmly claim TO have developed advertis-
ing as an art. The development of ad-
Neruslng is very recent a matter of less
than twenty-five years. Advertising has
wrought a revolution in the periodical
literature within the last two decades
and has brought down the cost of our
newspapers, giving us more Of them and
enlargtng their circulation and influence.
We are nation If advertisers. America
also lea Is in the excellence of its adver-
tsements from an artistic, as we'll as lit
erary, standpoint. IL IS one Of the mod
ern manifestations of q part of our ma
chinery for living, and il is Dy improving
the lives OF the masses by Cheapening
Injuries and teaching their uses.
II you are already a Herald advertiser
you realize the results you are getting.
If YOU are not using the columns Of The
Herald YOU are hiding your light under
a bushel." and the sooner you emerge
into the broad glare Of publicity the bet
ter for you. Better ring up our ad. man
for rates and get in quick. Phone 357.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-17
THAT WASHINGTON BUNCH,

T HOSE WASHINGTON correspond
ents are out Of the state now
they left last highland we are at per
feet liberty to say what we think about
them without fear and without favor.
J. the truth must be told a finer lot
o. young men never came 70 Utah. We
use the term young men" advisedIy,
forgetting not that the hair Of some
OF them has been whitened by the
touch OF passing years and that the
heads Of some are as destitute OF hair
as the deserts Of Nevada are Of dates.
man doesn't have to be young in
years to be a young man, any more
than he has TO be old i'm years to be an
old man. For instance, there was Major
Carson. dean Of the corps, who visited
salt Lake last in 1884 and who has
been writing good stuff for nearer fifty
years than forty The major was as
srry as any youngster in the bunch. He
took just as much interest in every
thing and appreciated the courtesies-
some OF them strenuous-as much as II
he had never been west before.
DR.. Bedloe. the Oil City Derrick man,
was another. The doctor has a joyful
habit OF getting in on everything and
making good, too, TO drop into the par
lance. And so it was with all of them,
no matter how many years they are
willing to confess to. The correspond
ents were not here on a mere junket-
ing tour, either. Don't harbor such an
idea for a moment. Every man Of them
worked hard at learning, seeing. and
writing Of the interesting things they
ali found IN the great west. The in
teriors Of their special cars looked like
workshops. Each correspondent had
an entire sleeper section and in each
section was a table and a typewriter.
There were times when the train
sounded like the local room Of a morn
ing newspaper about $50 p. m. II any
body can think Of anything buster he
IS at liberty TO name It. So the cor
respondents have sent out a great deal
OF matter about the west, about Utah
as well as about her neighbors. The
Herald doesn't know what they have
sent with reference to Utah, but It
does know they have been fair and
honest and that they viii report things
as they honestly see them.
That IS the mainESoint, after all. Any
fair man can forgive an honest opinion
that differs from his own. II Is the
5aundiced, prejudiced view that we
want TO get away from. We have had
altogether too much Of the latter and
it hasn't been confined to any one side,
either
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-17
AN ATTRACTIVE PAPER.

A HOMELY PHILOSOPHER once
u said. Whose bloweth not his
own horn, the same it shall not be
blew" The Herald cannot resist the
temptation to wind its bugle just a lit
tie this morning. We do not believe a
haDdsomer weekday newspaper was
ever gotten out I'm Utah than The Salt
Lake Herald Of yesterday. The Herald
never published one as handsome,
judged from every standpoint Of excel
lence. and that is equivalent to saying
that none handsomer was ever pub
lisheG.
Unfortunately for all concerned,
enough copies OF yesterdays Herald 20
supply the demand in Ogden We're not
published We knew the delegates and
visitors to the eleventh national irrI-
cation congress were men and women
ef fine discrimination; we knew they
would know a good thing when they
saw it, but we were modest enough to
believe that some other newspaper or
newspapers would be sold in ogden be
sides The Herald.
The returns indicate that we were
mistaken. In spite of the large number
OF extra copies sent to ogden it was
impossible TO purchase a copy of The.
Herald Of yesterday there long before
noon. The supplies of all the newsboys
and all the newsdealers were exhausted
and at noon another big bundle was
sent down, This, too, was sold out
an6 many people who desired to pur-
chase were disappointed. An extra
edition has been printed, however. and
those who desire a complete file Of The
Herald containing news and pictures
Of the irrigation congress may secure
them on application.
Arrangements have also been made
TO have in Ogden from this morning
and every morning during the sessions
Of the congress a sufficient number Of
copies Of The Herald to supply all who
desire it, And we would like il under
stood that The Herald Of yesterday
was only a beginning It was a good
paper but 20 slightly paraphrase a IA
miliar expression, there will be others.
However all the others will be issued
by The Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-17

directly to local conditions, but in ius-
tiee TO. all concerned the facts stated
above are entitled TO a liberal meas
ure OF prominence. But we must not
overlook another important fact.
Every typhoid case. no matter where
II has been contracted. Immediately be-
comes a center Of injection and a
source Of danger in a wide area sur
rounding it. Unless the greatest care
Is used by attendants. and nurses, a
single typhoid case may cause dozens,
even hundreds, Of others.
This has been shown to be true time
and time again. In a Pennsylvania
city a part of the water supply be-
came infected through a typhoid pa
tient and the result was more than a
thousand cases among those who used
the water. II must be remembered
though, that il is not necessary to uol-
lutte water In order to spread tvphoid
It has been disseminated through the
agency of flies and ia many other
ways, and it viii be so disseminated
in Salt Lake unless every. possible pre-
caution is observed.
Physicians who are competent win
of course warn the nurses in charge
Of their cases of the evil possibilities
They viii tell the nurses how to dis
infect excreta, how to handle bed lin
en- how to do all the other things
calculated TO make the spread of in
lection impossible And physicians
should not be content with one warn
ing. They must speak of the matter
every day, and they must personally
see to it that their instructions are
carried out. Especially is this true in
cases where trained nurses are not
employed
Any disposition to slight such re-
sponsibilities il worse than criminal.
The most ordinary thoughtfulness for
the welfare of others demands that in
finite pains be taken to confne ty-
phoid, 50 far as possible, to the dwell
ngs in which the cases are located.
Altogether too little attention has been
paid to the highly infectious nature of
The disease. The Herald trusts it viii
not again be necessary to call the at
-ention of the public to this feature
IF the situation.
Again let US impress upon those who
are well that If they wish to stay well
hey must drink no water that has not
been boiled; that they must look to
heir food and milk and ice supplies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-17
Lies of Neighboring States.
FALeEHOOD THE SECOND.


Phoebe, New, was the scene Of one
of the greatest mining booms in the
history of the west years ago. and the
town still has prospects. In Phoebe, so
the story goes, there lived a man who
secured 5,0G& shares Of stock in a GER
tain hole in the ground. He had hopes
when he bought the stock. but the
hopes faded as the years rolled around
and no dividends appeared. He put
the beautifully engrOsSed paper away
in an old chest-such things nearly al
ways are put away in old chests-and
forgot about it for years. One day re-
Gently he aWOke to learn that the pros
pect had turned out to be a great mine,
the stock being quoted at $500 per
share. Strangely enough he began to
look for the stock he had tucked away
years before, but the old chest refused
to give it up. The man was startled.
He made a thorough search Of the
house and premises, looked into the
chimney, tore up the floor, went
through all the pockets Of lOng-a BAN
doned suits, but nothing was found. He
despaired. He went out into the cool
evening air to help his feveTed brow.
His little boy disported about at the
shore end Of a kite. Something went
wrong with the device and the lad
brought il to his father for adjustment.
With his thoughts far away the father
began to tinker with the affair. Sud
denly his face petrified. Then he be-
gan to feel less rocky and with a glad
cry he caught the boy to his breast.
Identified with the tail Of the kite We're
all the missing stock certificates intact,
and the father was worth S2,500,0OO.
WOWt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-17
SOME OUTSIDE TYPHOID.

A FACT THAT HAS NOT BEEN Civ
Il en- the serious consideration and
prominence IT deserves with reference
TO the typhoid situation is the per
centage of cases that cannot legiti-
mately be traced to Salt Lakes wa
ter, milk. Ice or food supply, or to
any other source Of infection within
and near the city, A considerable pro-
portion Of the cases now under treat
ment were contracted elsewhere. In
stance after instance could be cited
Of salt Lakers who have returned from
vacation trips and business trips and
have been stricken with typhoid short
" afterward.
There Is no doubt that by far the
greater part of the outbreak Is due
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-17
The Proper Way.

(kansas City Independent)
There was milk on his boots, a sus-
pfcion of hayseed in his hair, and if fur
Their proof of agricultural pursuits was
needed he had a shoe box full Of lunch
in one OF his hands. while in the offing
two confidence men" fingered like wolves
on the trail of wounded buffalo.
something or some one, and a kindly
faced. yet alert old gentleman APP
preached him and inquired if he could be
of any service.
I'm lookin' fer a policeman confessed
the farmer.
well, you'll never find a policeman by
looking FOR him., advised the friend in
need: Just get a push-cart. fill it full OF
peanuts or bananas. and a policeman viii
find you soon enough"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-17
Like Attracts Like.
New York Times.)

When off duty. Professor Richards Of
Yale enjoys a joke, and his pupils often
come TO him when they have heard "a
new one. PIE adds to the fun sometimes
with d wittcism Of his own. Such was
the case when one of the students per-
petrated the following antiquity:
Professor. wouldn't you like a good
receipt for catching rabbits7'
Why, yes replied the professor
What is it2"
well. YOU crouch down behind thick
stone wall and make a noise like a tur-
nip, answered the youth, gigling in
ecstasy.
Quick as a flash came the reply:
'Oh, better way than that would be
for YOU TO go and sit quietly IN a bed Of
cabbage heads and look natural"