Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-12-02

and is 5 feet Z inches high.
The fastest man does not always
come out ahead in the race OF He
The biggaA gold Dick in the world
Is the = experience that one buys.
The way t. get a nice VIII Is TO be
rieb. or a good football player.
You cannot expect to convert q man
unless you practice what you preach.
Nobody needs an alarm clock to
wake up in winter; the furnace does
It.
number OF cities have forbidden
the use Of powder on the Fourth OF
July.
sir Thomas Upton has to pay taxes
on property in Chicago assessed st
S350,0O0.
The law man is never without an
excuse. II is always too hot or too
cold for MIN,
Three times as murh freight passed
the $500 last ycaI as passed through
the suez Canal.
After a minister pronOunces q
couple one the battle usually begins
to decide which is tho one.
When a woman has a grief that
causes her to forget how she looks,
it's pretty bad.
There are seven ages Of man, all
different, but woman never outlives
the Mysteries.
They are doing everything foolish
at the American military posts nov
except modelling 10 clay.
When an old chap marries a young
woman he must feel like q man who
has robbed his best friend.
A girls idea Of how to keep her
feet warm is to wear a fur boa, a pic
ture hat or a pearl necklace.
The cure Of rheumatism by bee
etipgs is said by a Vienna physiC ian to
have been successful in 80 cases.
Sweden sent three quarters Of four
million gross boxes OF matches i'm
ported into this country last year.
A good cure for fever blisters on a
girls mouth Is for her mother to stay
In the room when men call on her.
When a young doctor has no prsc-
tice and wants to be energetic and &C.
tive, how does he accomplish itY
A mans idea OF heaven is a place
where there is no house cleaning, and
3 boy where there are no bath tubs.
A splendid thing to promote her
happiness is for q man to be so absent
minded that he will make love to bis
wife.
Prof. Langley might d. something
with that flying machine yet II be
could get the i'd q out of its head that
it needs a bath.
The small boy may congratulate
himself that bis digestive apparatus
has about thirty days In which to re-
cuperate before another attack.
It really does not make so much
difference how old Mary and Ann are.
The main question Is how long they
have been that age.
There are active volcanoes ia Col
ombia. Perhaps that accounts for the
surplus of hot air now being develop
ed down there.
An Illinois girl has won the sprint.
ing record. This doesn't necessarily
mean that the Illinois girls r faster
than any others.
Those Roman lawyers who threw
inkstands at each other In court used
new method of giving one another q
black eye.
We don't pare for Christmas pres-
ents, but so many people delight . n
giving, that we have concluded to &C
Cept q few this year.
Before arrangements are completed
for any big amusement enterprise, a
long discussion takes place as to what
the boys will do.
The man who writes slxteen-page
love letters before he Is married
thinks a t-n-word telegram is very
long afterward.
It's funny how a man viii blow up
his wife because the telephone doesn't
work when he doesn't dare ask the
COOK TOT uub WoloE " pAaNos
Think Of only weishing SO pounds.
This ls the weight Of Florencs + t. OF
Granite City, III. She is n midget, be-
ing Just "a inches tall.
Tue I'm Who finds some real
taking way ct hxing the hair and copy
rights or o tents the prooess can be q
Helen Gould II she wants to.
A specialist IN HeFvous diseases says
that woman should sleep at least nine
hours at night and one In the daytime.
How many do, do Jon thinkf
It Is said that women love most In
tensely at the age OF %. Al that time
they are supposed to be just too utter
u two-two TO be resisted.
Judging from what the papers say,
married folks start out these days
with a larger supply Of everything,
than their parents had, except grit
and patience>
A Missouri woman returned today
from a visit, and some one remarked
ct the depot that she was looking
well. When she amt eating her own
cooking" her husband said, "she al