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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
Puts roses in her saucy cheeks,

uiS lDsGS III ubT SAuCY CREEKS,
Makes her eyes grow bright with fun.
Makes months seera like weeks;
That's what Rocky Mountain Tea
has done. A. J, Johnson
H. G. Gardner wishes to announce
TO persons living outside of city limits
that he will take care of all laundry in.
trusted to his care. Baskets leave Mon.
day night, arriving Thursday night.
Leave laundry at the Viroqua Shoe store.
La Grippe coughs yield quickly to the
wonderful curative qualities of Foley
Honey and Tar. There is nothing else
just as good. . Sold by A. J. johnson.
1t won't cost you cent to look over
our long list of bargains. We have Just
what you want and will be pleased tc
show you. Western Wisconsin Land
IL Loan Co.
"A good grain and tobacco farm for
emit. lnquires of Att orney G: II. Min
hall, Viroqua.
The love that never grows less is the
love of money.
The best pill meath the stars and
stripes;
It cleanses the system and never
gripes.
Little Early Risers of worldly repute-
Ask for DeWitt's and take no sub
stitute.
Wanted, young man to work in a
drug store with view Of learning the
business. For particulars, address DR..
j. b. Trowbridge, Hayward, Wis.
a email pill. easy to buy, easy to take
ED easy to act, but never failing in re-
suits. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
arouse the secretions and act as a tonic
to the liver, curing permanently. A. j.
johnson.
Makes mother eat, makes father eat,
makes grandma eat, makes grandpa eat,
makes the children eat. Rocky Noun
tain Tea does it. A great spring tonic.
35 cents. A J. Johnson.
Try r. w Barkers Cough, Catarrh.
Consumption Remedy if You want the
lest medicine the world has ever known.
at Johnson's drug store
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
VERNON COUNTY CENSOR
w EINTt1IY MARCH %, 1908
WHAT OF THE OUTLOOK?

The state legislature put in many
hours work during the past week with
out accomplishing seemingly much.
Long hearings on important ind unim-
portant bills have been given. The
number of interested persons who have
been DESTROYS of appes ring before com
mittees, for and against measures, is I'M
usual this session. The bill of most con-
Germ to both the people and the railroad
comprehensive proposing a commits
sion to regulate rates and to prevent dis
examinations in freight between shippers
has occupied two days and probably
as much more time will be devoted to it
before it is reported. The hearings have
been conducted publicly in the assembly
chamber There is much speculation as
to how the vote will stand on the .neas-
ure in the assembly, where the same
is now pending.
The present week will be busy one.
The primary election bill is slated for
Thursday. Also the resolution asking a
constitutional amendment providing for
election of United States senators by di-
rect vote Of the people These and the
bill to exempt from taxation all mort
cages, notes and other forms of credit,
form trinity that give promise of stall
wart disregard of promise to party and
people. They are quito certain to kill
or so emasculate the two former bills
that they will be practically valueless as
to action or intent. The last named
bill, to exempt notes, mortgages and
other personal holdings Of the more for
tunate financially, had test in the SEN
ate on Thursday, which is equal to pas
sage. The vote for and against this I'M
just measure is as follows:
Ayes-Bird, Burns, Beach, Eaton,
Gaveney, Green, HageIneister, Hudnall,
Johnson, Kreutzer, McOonough, Morse,
Mosher, O'Neil, Randolph, Riordan,
Roehr, Rogers, Whitehead, Wiley,
Wipperman, Wolff-22.
Noes-Hatton McGillivray, Martin,
Munson, Merton, Miller, North, Ruke-
ma, Sarah, Stout Willy-11.
1t is very probable that the assembly
will WELD it's good long cleaver in
promptly and Justly killing this bad
bill when it goes over to that body. If
it should fail to do so the CENSOR has
full faith that the people have little
man in the executive Office who will not
fail to do his duty in sending it to it's
death when 1t reaches him. 1t will be
remembered that the governor in his
speeches during the campaign and his
message to the legislature, urged legis-
lation along the lines of taxing the equi-
ty held by borrower aud lender in this
class of property
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

Disturbances of strikers are not nearly
as grave as an individual disorder OF
the system. Overwork, loss Of sleep,
nervous tension will be followed by
inter collapse unless reliable remedy
is immediately employed. There's moth
ing so efficient to cure disorders of the
Liver or Kidneys as Electric bitters
It's a wonderful tonic, and effective
nervine and the greatest all around
medicine for run down systems It dis
pels nervousness. Rheumatism, and
Neuralgia and expels Malaria germs.
Only soc, and satisfaction guaranteed by
A. ]. Johnson, druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
Nc stomneh Is the Mnn.

A weak stomach weakens the man,
because it cannot transform the food he
eats into nourishment Health and
strength cannot be restored to any sick
man or weak woman without first re-
storing health and strength to the stom-
ach. A weak stomach cannot digest
enough food to feed the tissues and re-
vive the tired and run down limbs and
organs of the body Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure cleanses, purifies, sweetens and
strengthens the glands and membranes
OF the stomach, and cures indigestion,
dyspepsia and all stomach troubles. A.
J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

Everything is in the name when it
comes to Witch Hazel Salve E. G. De
Witt q Company of Chicago, discover
ed, some years ago, how to make salve
from Witch Hazel that is a specific for
Piles. For blind, bleeding, itching and
protruding Piles, eczema, cuts, burns,
bruises and all skin disease1. DeWitt's
salve has no equal This has given rise
to numerous worthless counterfeits.
Ask for DeWitt's-the genuine A. J.
johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
Dangers Of Pneumonia

A cold at this time If neglected is
liable to cause pneumonia which is SO
ofsen fatal, and even when the patient
has recovered the lungs are weakened.
making them peculiarly susceptible TO
the development of consumption. Foley's
Honey and Tar will stop the cough. heal
and strengthen the lungs and prevent
pneumonia Sold by A J, johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
\ severe Cold for rhree Mouths.

The following letter from A. J. Nus
baum, of Batesville, Ind, tells its own
story. Il suffered for three months
with a severe cold. A druggist pre-
pared ae some medicine. and a physi-
clan prescribed for me, yet | did not
improve. then tried Foley's Honey
and Tar, and eight doses cured me. !"
Refuse substitutes Sold by A. J. John
SON
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

One of the most remarkable cases of a
cold, deep-seated on the lungs, is that of
Mrs. Gertrude E. Fenner. Marion, Ind.
who was entirely cured by the use OF
One Minute Cough Cure. She says:
''The coughing and strainiug so weak
ened me that run down in weight from
14S to 90 pounds. l tried number of
remedies to no avail until used One
Minute Cough Cure Four bottles of
this wonderful remedy cured me entire
ly Of the cough, strengthened my lungs
and restored me to my normal weight,
health and strength" A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
He Saved the Rahv

Logan Huffman of Lewistown, ILL.,,
writes About the middle of March
1901, my little girl three years old, was
suffering from bad cold. One day she
grew worse and a severe attack of Group
followed Various remedies were used
but failed to relieve her, and : believe
she would have died had not been
able to secure bottle of Harts Honey
and Horehound, a few doses of that
medicine saved her life. 1t is a most
wonderful remedy for Group" The first
symptom of Group is hoarsness which
is soon followed by q singular rough
cough, easily recognized by anyone who
has ever heard it. The time to act is
when the child first becomes hoarse and
IT Harris Honey and Horehound is freely
given, cure is certain. There is no
danger in giving large doses of this
medicine, as it contains nothing injur-
ious. Sold by A J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
Work Continues

Some work while Won sleep and many
others sleep while Yen work, but Re g.
Tonic Laxative Syrup is constantly az
work After being taken as directions
require. il has only one duty 10 perform
that of keeping the bowels stomach
and liver in health condition and
then work is pleasure. Try Re &c to-
Az. Sold by a. J. johnson. druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

Under the authority given by recent
legislation the attorney general of the
United States has taken the necessary
action to obtain precedence and an early
argument for the case of the United
States against Northern Securities Com
pany. Trust curbing should be vigor.
ously pushed.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

When De Soto discovered the Mtssiss-
ippi, that stream, which he named the
Great River, was in the midst of spring
flood. The description given by his
companions is as good for today as for
the time when 1t was written-more
than three centuries and half ago;
THE river was of great depth and of
strong current. There came down the
river continually many trees and tim
bers which the force of the water
brought down. Evening Wisconsin.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

The Common Council of Windsor, On
tario, has pas ed a resolution requesting
King Edward to purchase the United
States and annex them to Canada.
There is a splendid opening for an Amer
lean expert on idiocy in Windsor
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

Senator Stout having declined reap
pointment as regent of the state uni
versity, Governor La Toilette named A.
j. Myrland, district attorney of Burnett
county, to the vacancy. The appointee
Is graduate of the university and a
lawyer of ability.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

]. Pierpont Morgan is said to be great
ly Disguised with President Roosevelt
because of the latter's svowed opposition
to trusts. Pierp is likewise very much
Disguised with the public because it in
sists on curbing the milllionaires.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
After La Grinpe-Mhntl

Usually hacking cough aud a gen.
eral feeling OF weakness, often leading
to fatal results aftnr the patient is sup
posed to nave passed the danger point
Foley's Honey and Tar is guaranteed TO
cure the grippe cough and make you
strong and well. 1t never fails to stop
a cough if taken in time Take Ito sub
stitutes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

Pitchfork Tillmsp, senator from South
Carolina, lectured before one of the So
cieties at the state university last Thurs
day night on the race problem. He
would not have been true to his record
and that of his state had he failed to
give expression to the fact that the col
ored man is unfit to exercise tn, fran
chise, but handy creature to swell the
census of the south, on whose popula-
ton representation in congress is based.
The hatred for the colored race is more
intense among southern aristocrats than
previous to the war and the subsequent
enactments that made them freemen.
1t is no credit to northern institution
of learning to bring this class of men
north to teach treason TO constitution
and law.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

President Roosevelt is sometimes crit.
icised for his extravaganza. But what
right have we to complain when he pays
the bills himself? We might also re-
member that the richest country in TIC
world only pays its president So 000 a
year, while France pays its chief magis-
trate $120, 900 and furnishes him mag
nificent palace.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

The hacking cough that usually fol-
lows Ia grippe rapidly succumbs to the
heal g prophecies of Harris Honey and
Horenound. 1t is a specific for all
hroat and lung troubles. Sold by A.
J. johnson, Druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

But never follows the use of Foley's
Honey and Tar. 1t stops the cough,
heals and strengthens tSe lungs and
affords perfect security from an attack
of pneumonia Refuse substitutes,
Sold by 4. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

The steel trust announces that 1t will
spend s36, 0O0,t 100 this year in extensions
and betterments. Send us few mil
lions and never mind the betterments.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
Raw or Inflamed Lungs.

Yield quickly to the wo nderful curs
tive and healing qualities of Foley s
Honey and Tar. II I revents pneumonia
and consumption Srom hard cold set
tied on the lungs Sold by A J. Jolr-
son.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

In speaking of the new speaker of the
national House. an exchange says: Can
non will come in loaded to the muzzIe, "
etc. What's in a name. anyway
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
To cure a oold in One nnr.

Take Laxative Bromo Qujnine tab
lets. All druggists refund tia money
If it fails to cure. E w. Groves sigma
ture on each box. % cents.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

Happiness comes to us by degrees
we have to bite through the bread be.
fore we reach the chicken in sandwich.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25

stops the cougn ana " orKs off the Cold
Laxsts Bromo Quinine Tablets cur
a cold day. No C--e, No Pay.
PRICE,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
What's in a Nams2

A man hates a clever woman, but a
woman adores clever man.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-03-25
A Remarkable Case

Money to loan on real estate. Cal
on G. FL. Minshall.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30
Found a Friend.

Valley City. N. Oak. July 27th.--
Mrs. Matilda NJ. Boucher Of this place
tells how she found friend in the
following words:
For years ! suffered with dizzi
ness in my head and could get moth
ing to cure me till about two years
ago. when | was advised to take
Dodd's Kidney Pills. These pills
cured me before had used the whole
OF the first box, and | haven't beel
troubled since.
In January of this year ! had an
attack OF Sciatica that made me
almost helpless. and remembering
how much Dodd's Kidney Pills had
done for me before, ! sent and got
some and began to take them at once.
in three weeks was well, and not
a trace OF the Sciatica left, and have
been well ever since.
"Dodd's Kidney Pills have certain
ly been of great benefit to me. have
found them a friend in time OF sick
ness, and ! will always recommend
them 70 every ore suffering with the
troubles that bothered me-"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30
ST. MARY'S ACADEMY.
Notre Dame, Ind,

We call the attention of our readers to
the advertisement Of st. Mary's Academy,
which appears in another column of this
paper. We do not need TO expatiate upon
the catalogueo Of the school shows the scope
of work included in its curriculum, which
is of the highest standard, and is carried out
faithfully In the class rooms. We simply
emphasize the spirit of earnest devotion
which makes every teacher at st. Mary's
Loyalty strive to develop each young girl
attendant there into the truest, noblest,
and most intelligent womanhood. Every
advantage Of equipment in the class rooms,
laboratories and study rooms, every care in
the matter of food and clothing, and ex.
ceptional excellence OF classic conditions
all these features are found at st. Mays.
in the perfection of development only TO be
obtained by the conservation of devoted
lives 10 educational Christian work, in q
spot favored by the Lord.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30
UNIVERSITY or NoTRE DAME,
Notre Dame, Indiana.

We call the attention Of our readers to
the advertisement of Notre Dame Univers.
ity, one of the great educational institu-
tions of the West, which appears in another
column of this paper. Those OF our read.
ers who may have occasion to look up q
college for their sons during the coming
President, who will send them catalogue
free Of charge, as well as all particulars
regarding terms, courses of studies. etc.
Private rooms are given free to students
Of the Sophomore, Junior or Senior years
Of any of the Collegiate Courses.
There is a thorough preparatory school
in connection with the University, in which
students of all grades will have every op-
portunity of preparing themselves for
higher studies. The Commercial Course
intended for young men preparing for
business, may be finished in one or two
years according to the ability Of the student.
st. Edwards Hall, for boys under thirteen,
Is unique department Of the institution.
The higher courses are thorough in every
respect, and students will find every op-
portunity OF perfecting themselves in any
line OF work ethey may choose to select
Thoroughness in class-work, exactness In
the care of students, and devotion to the
best interests OF all, are the distinguishing
characteristics Of the University Of Notre
Dame
Sixty years of active work In the cause
famous all over the country.
The truth often has a. sting in its
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30
COMFORT.

much pain in my back ; as
time went on l could hardly
endure It /; / could not stand
except for a few moments'at
q time l grew weak and
exhausted ] could not even
do light housework ; I could
not stoop or bend ; my head
ached severely ] was In pain
from my head down TO my
heels centering in the kid.
news it was a heavy. steady.
sickening ache ] could not
rest nights, and got up
mornings weak and tired. ]
thought ] was about done
for, when ! saw Doan's Kid
ney Pills advertised Within
a week after commencing
their use ! began to improve,
and from that time on rapidly
grew better. ] used five
boxes In all and was cured"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30
FACTORY PRICES ON
PIANOS AND ORGANS,

w w Kimball Co. are the largest
builders OF high class pianos in the
world They employ the largest cash
capital of any like concern in the
world. They buy all material for
cash in large quantities, and sell at
one small factory proht through their
branch stores and distributing agents.
II good reliable piano or organ
is wanted and II the saving OF con-
siderable sum Of money is an object,
you can not afford to place your order
with anyone else. All pianos marked
in riafn 6Curas ono nr{oa 40 ali W.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

There are three reasons" says
Israel Zangwill, why men OF genius
have long hair One is that they for
get that 1t is growing. The second is
that they like it, The third is that it
comes cheaper. They wear it long for
the same reason that they wear their
Eats long"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

A Liverpool chemist has discovereda
process for hardening and toughening
soft woods so that they can be used in
place of naturally hard woods. The
treatment consists in saturating the
timber with a solution Of sugar at the
boiling point. Even hard woods are
said TO be benefited by il.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

Marguerite Royenvol. of Paris, fell
into trance in 1888, just after be-
coming a mother. The trance lasted
twenty years. and during all that time
she was fed with peptone. through a
quill, tooth having been removed for
that purpose. At the age of twenty
Two she fell asleep. and awoke at the
age of forty.two. Two days after
awakening she died.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

An affection of the gums caused
Henry A. Thompson, an elderly farm
err. of Slidel, La, to lose his teeth,
which dropped out singly. He has
saved them all, a dentist fastened
them to gold plate. and now Mr..
Thompson masticates almost as well
as ever
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

There is more Cstarrh in this section OF the
country than all other diseases put together. and
until the last few years was supposed TO be incur
Beie For great many years doctors pronounced
IL a local disease. and prescribed local remedies.
and by constantly failing cure with local treat.
ment pronounced II incuIable Science has
proven cststTh TO be constitutional disease. and
therefore requires constitutional treatment Halls
CataTTh Cure. manufactured by F. ], Cheney & Co,
Toledo. Ohio is the only constitutional cure on the
market u Is taken internally in doses from 10
drops to a teaspoonfuL II acts directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces OF the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any il fails to cure
Send Tor circulars and testimonials. Address
r, J. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold BY Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30
Iowa Farms 81 Per Acre Cash,
,siance u crop TIL paid MULHALL, Sioux City, 4,

Death from sleeplessness is the pun.
ishment for murder in some parts Of
China. The culprit is kept awake by
heating the soles of his feet. and this
treatment continues until he dies. AT
the end OF nine or ten days the victim
breathes his last.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

A young lady Of mathematical
mind in Ballston Spa. N. Y, was
wooed for fourteen years by man
who began his love.making at the age
Of thirty.six. Then he transferred his
affections to another girl. Girl No.
sued for breach of promise, and testi-
fed that during the fourteen years he
had kissed her 1886 times. The jury
awarded her $4,000. which is at the
rate of SAP for each kiss
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

Peruna cures catarrh of the kidneys simply
because 1t cures catarrh wherever located
II you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving a
iull statement of your case and he will be
pleased TO give you his valuable advice
gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman. President Of The
Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, o.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

Hundreds Of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality Of De-
lance Starch is fast taking place Of
Ill other brands. Others say they
cannot sell any other starch.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

storekeepers report that the extra
quantity. together with the superb
quality OF Defiance Starch makes {
next to impossible to sell any othe
brand.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

will have Defiance Starch. not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money, but also because OF
superior quality.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

There were twenty-five cremations
in Scotland last year. or ten more than
In 1901.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

E. 2. FOOT COMFORT Cures Sore
Sweating and Aching feet Price Csc
=. r. Mccarthy. Jefferson, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

am sure riso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago Mrs. Thos.
Robbins. Maple Street. Norw, h. n. T.. Feb.
II 1900
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

Lewis Single Binder" The richest
quality cigar on the market at straight sc.
Always reliable You pay lnc for cigars
not so good. Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

Tenderness is all right in its way,
ut It is seldom weighed out by the
butcher.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-07-30

The man who has the least charac.
ter is the one who is continually try.
ing to have II INDICATED.