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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
Many State Chemists

Many State Chemists
Have analyzed Devoe and
lead, zinc, color, liusced al
turpentine dryer nothing d,
maker offers 500 reward "a.
ing anything else.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
WAsHINGTON, (Dem.)

Judge Of Elections, f. n. Hill ;
Inspectors, Jacob Rauch ; School
Director, Lewis Fisher and Henry
Riegle Supervisors, John Bickel,
Thos. c. Lands Overseer of the
Poor, James Haines; Tax Collector,
II. S. Schnee Auditor, |. f. Hen
dricks.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
Slck.HeadaChe :?

Food doesn't digest we'll?
Appetite poor? Bowels
constipated? Tongue coated?
It's your liver! Ayers Pills
are liver pills; they cure dys-
pepsia, biliousness.
25c. All druggists.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05

The Eureka Mfg. Co., of East st.,
Louis, ILL.,, want man with a rig to
introduce Poultry Mixture in this
county. They guarantee $3.50 a day
to good worker and they furnish bank
reference Of their reliability. Send
stamp for full particulars. Eureka Mfg.
Co., Box 90, East st. Louis, Ill. l.s-
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
Want your moustacho or beard beautiful
brown or rich black? Then use
BUcKINGKAM'S DYE t%SF t%hiaEers ths
so ers. o-vaosr', o. p p. rItt Co., rI'-y.

Nominations for Borough and Town
ship Officers.
CENTRE, (Rcp.)
Judge of Election, l.. A, Slime
Inspectors, f. b. BoIig, A. c. Wal
ter Tax Collector, Joseph Kerr
Directors, Simon kuhns, Henry
Shook, Jr.; Ovcrscer, jerome Drcese
Auditor, j. II Hartman Justice
of the Pace, James Blctt.
MIDDTEcREEK, (Rcp.)
Judge of Election, Anon Ulrich;
Tax Collector, f. B. Row ; Super
visors, Jacob Bolliuger, Irwin Wal
ter Overseer, Simon kratzer Di-
rectors, Ii. f. Ritter, j. A. Smith
Auditor, A. d, Kramer Inspector,
Anon Aumiller.
MONROE, (Renl,~
Judge of y ~. .a-.i --a
gast !. Inspectors, John S. hen'i,
VIM. Tfex!er; Tax Collector, Fl.
Stahl, Supervisors, Daniel Smith,
n. E. Hartman; Directors, Joseph
Hummcl, Frank Fisher, Auditor,
r. p. Hummc', Overseer, II. c,
Helm.
Penn (R"p.)
Justice Of the Peace, Samuel jar
rett; Township Treasurer, Jacob &.
Row; Directors, Daniel knousr, X.
Row, Sclin llcrncr Oycrstcr, j.
NJ. Kinney Supervisors, VIM. i.
Gembcring, Jacob l.. Snyder A0-
ditor, Henry ID. Kuster Judge of
Election, David W. Moyer lnspec-
tors, John +. Fisher, VIM. c.
Meyer Tax Collector, Harvey A.
Good.
SELNsGRovE, (Rep.)
Chief Burgess, Ira G. Schoch /;
Council, Isaac Bailey, w. A. Arbo-
gast; Directors, II. l.. Philips, DIR.
J. b. Focht Assessor, Henry Ben
ner Overseer, Joseph A. Ludwig !;
Tax Collector, Jas. p. Ulrich Judge
of Election, James Row; Inspector,
G. NJ. Lumbard; Auditor, Sumenr
Smyser.
WASHINGTON, (Rep.)
Judge of Elections, William ii.
Grimm Inspector, j. F. Elsen-
hauer School Directors, j. Il.
Hendricks, Frank Specht.
Supervisors, Peter kratzer, W. IL.
Naugle Overseer of the Poor,
Daniel Dreesc; Tax Collector, Uriah
Bailey ; Auditor, Fred. G. Meyer
Township Clerk, w. p. Meyer.
MIDDLEBURG, (Dem.)
Chief Burgess, w. |. Garman,
Town Council, Henry Bachman,
Aaron Crosgrovc ; Director, Milton
Moa,z, Auditor. II. 5. Mertz; Judge
of Election, A. f. Gilbert Inspec.
tor, Geo. f. Specht; Overseer, G..
E. Spaid.
MIDDLEcREEK, (Dem.)
Judge of Election, j. r. Heint-
zelman Inspector, A. j. Benfer ;
Tax Collector, Henry DiDius Di-
rector, Emanuel Benfer Supervis-
ors, G. J. Roush, Joel Leitzel Au-
ditor, j. +. Hummel.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
Shot Husband In Drunken Quarrel.

Latrobe, Pa, Feb. 3.-John Zanc. an
employe Of the Latrobe Coal Company.
was found dead in his home yesterday
with his wife standing over him, hold.
ing smoking revolver. Saturday was
pay day. and Zanc purchased a guam.
tity Of whisky and beer, which the
couple drank, and became involved in
series of quarrels. 1t is said Zanc
charged his wife with being unfaith.
full. She retaliated by taking a re-
volver from the cupboard and shoot
ing her husband four times. killing
him instantly. When the neighbors
broke into the house Mrs Zanc drop.
ped the revolver and fed, but was
.hortIv aftarward srrasted
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
MNNROE. lDcln.l

Judge of Election, VIM. y. Bu-
lick Inspector, William SPOTS ;
Directors, John 30 Her, Nelson App,
Supervisors, George Zimmerman,
Thomas Watts Overseer, Samuel
Bulick Tax Collector, George
Reichley Auditor, Ammon Fry
mirc.
Penn, (Dcm.)
Justice of Peace, Phares Herman;
Township Treasurer, Milton NJ.
Herman Directors, Chas. Miller,
Jr., and l.. j. Erdley ; Overseer,
Geo. &. Kuster Supervisor, Peter
5. IIerncr Auditor, NJ. Baney !;
Judge of Election, Il. NJ. Coleman !;
Inspector, |. f. Maurer ; Tax Col
lcctor, James Hendricks.
PERRY, (Dem.)
Judge of Election, A. q, Garman
Inspector, II. X. Hornberger ; Tax
Collector, John A. Ebright 4; Over
seer, Pcrcival Garman Auditors,
II. W. Sanders, Albert Schnee Su-
pervisors, Philip Mengel, g. W.
Portzine ; Directors, Harvey ].
Helm, David Womer.
SELINsGRovE, (Dem.)
Chief Burgess, c. O. Gaugler !;
Council, b. O. Kessler, George S.
Davis ; Directors, James Wertz,
Aaron Conrad; Assessor, Z. A. Her
man Overseer, B. f. Kantz 4; Tax
l'ector, II. p. Jaarett 4; Judge of
Election, Newton * ratzer; Inspec..
William Hare Auditor, Chas. @.
Walter.
SPRING, (Dem.)
Judge of Election, Daniel B.
Marklcy Inspector, Clarence II.
klinctcItcr; Supervisor, +. Raught !;
Tax Collector, VIM. II. Drec>e !;
Auditor, Charles +. Keller ; School
Director, William II. Mitchell !;
Orcrscer, Reuben Drcesc.
UNION, (Dem.)
Judge of Election, c. W. Neitz !;
Inspector, Geo. X, ScholI; Over
seer, Christ Bitner Director, Geo.
\. Wentzcl Supervisor, ii. IL.
Reichenbach; Justice of the Peace,
r. G. Herrold; Tax Collector, Isaac
Zimmerman; Auditor, Reuben W..
Aucker.
WASHINGTON, (Dem.)
Judge Of Elections, f. n. Hill ;
Inspectors, Jacob Rauch ; School
Director, Lewis Fisher and Henry
Riegle Supervisors, John Bickel,
Thos. c. Lands Overseer of the
p,or .Japoc H,innC. T.y collactor
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
MONROE, Gep.(.

Judge Oh 49,: -'-.--
gas; !; Inspectors, John S. hen,l,
VIM. Tfexler; Tax Collector, II.
Stahl, Supervisors, Daniel Smith,
n. E. Hartman; Directors, Joseph
Hummcl, Frank Fisher; Auditor,
T. p. Hummc', Overseer, ii. c,
Holm.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
MIDDLECREEK, (Dem.)

Judge of Election, J. r. Heint-
zelman Inspector, A. j. Benfer ;
Tax Collector, Henry DiDius ; Di-
rector, Emanuel Benfer Supervis-
ors, G. J. Roush, Joel Leitzel ; Au-
ditor, j. f. Hummel.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
MIDDLEcREEK, (Rcp.)

Judge Of Election, Anon Ulrich;
Tax Collector, +. B. Row Super
visors, Jacob Bolliuger, Irwin Wal
ter ; Overseer, Simon kratzer Di-
rectors, II. f. Ritter, }. A. Smith ;
Auditor, A. d, Kramer Inspector,
Anon Aumiller.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
Nominations for Borough and Town.
ship Officers.
EEA.,rnI. d. \
CENTRE, (Rcp.)

Judge oil EIrctIOH, L" 4. StIHe :
Inspectors, f. b. Bolig, A. c. Wal
ter >; Tax Collector, Joseph Kerr /;
Directors, Simon kuhns, Henry
Shook, Jr.; Ovcrscer, Jerome Drcese
Auditor, }. II Hartman Justice
of the Pace, James Ble,t.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-05
WASHINGTON, (Rep.)
MIDDLEBURG, (Dem.)

Chief Burgess, W. /. Garman,
Town Council, Henry Bachman,
Aaron Crosgrovc ; Director, Milton
MoA,z, Auditor. Ii. 5. Merlz; Judge
of Election, A. +. Gilbert Inspec.
tor, Geo. +. Specht; Overseer, G.
E. Spaid.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
One on Senator Hoar.

Senator Hoar was the unconscious
hero of an incident which marked the
commencement exercises at the Sta e
University of Iowa. The Senator de-
livered his address in tent, and his
manuscript threatened to blow away.
Col. George L. Burnett of the Unit
ed States Army borrowed a knife from
the Rev. DR.. George l.. Cady, chap
lain of the university. This. as an i'm
provised paper weight the Colonel
placed upon Senator Hoar's manu-.
script. At the close of particularly
eloquent period, Mr. Hoar's hand
came in contact with the knife, and
he thrust it into his trousers pocket.
The audience having noticed the Incl
dent, burst into laughter. The speak.
er said something about the "ieste!
never seeing the point of joke" and
proceeded with the address.
Later the Senator was reproached
by Dr. Cyrus Nor, hrop. president OF
the University of Minnesota. for
preaching honesty to tie hoys of iowa
and then setting them such an exam
pie of misappropriation." Then the af
fair was explained and Senator lIoar
drew forth the borrowed" knife and
a knife case as well. The latter con-
tanned an exact duplicate of the instru'
ment lie had taken.
Senator Hoar had carried the dupli.
cate of the borrowed knife continuous
ly ever since he received it, forty
years ago, from his wife.-Indinanapo
lis News.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
THE GREATEST OF ALL HERDS.
The Great Band of Elk Winters In the
81

ne STGaI odIlQ VI Elm "ii'LSio . ii shS
Lowands of Jackson's Hole.
The largest herd of wild animals III
the United States, and probably in the
world, is the great band OF elk which
winters in the lowlands of Jackson's
Hole district, Wyoming. There are
at this writing estimated to be some
$4,000 head of elk in the band. The
men who have given this estimate are
well-known ranchers and cattlemen, or
cowboys and owners Of sheep and
stock ranges. Their estimate comes
pretty close to being cOrrece one.
During the severe winters in Wyo-
ming, when the elk, driven by the bit
ter cold and heavy SHOWS, approach
almost to their very doors, they have
unusual opportunities for observing
this great herd of magnificent ami
mails.
All the elk in Jackson's Hole dis
trict are carefully protected by the
scattered residents Of the country. At
present the herd is under the con-
slant surveillance Of two deputy game
wardens, while district game wardans
watch the band whenever any portion
of it strays into the district over
which they have authority. In the
summer time the herd is widely scat
tered over an extent of country the
radius of which is more than 800 miles,
embracing territory of virginal beau
ty and primeval grandeur.
OF those elk which enter Colorado a
large percentage is killed, while the
few which stray into Utah fall a. the
hands of tie Uintah Ute indians. The
elk which ~aIder too far from home
are not killed in the summer, hut iii
the late fall.
BY far the larger portion of the
herd which is guarded in the winser in
Jacksons Hole passes the summer in
the timbered heights in the Teton,
Gros Ventre, and Shoshone Mountains,
the Big Horn Basin, the Yellowstone
National Park, and even in the free
range near the settlement of Jackson
itself. One gentleman last summer
counted a herd of 800 elk within two
and a half miles of Jackson.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
TERMS OF SALE.

One third cash tie balance on
Il credi of one aud two yenrs, with
interest ON the credit portion from
the day of sale.
Purchaser to give bond and
mortgage of the premises sold to
secure the payment of the credit
portion, with ten per cent as at
torney fees in case said mortgage
is place in tie hands of all attor-
ney for CO lection after maturity;)
or all cash al tho purchasers op-
ton
Trrms of sale must he compiled
with or s.,l..faatIon given to the
undersigned rr h" is authorized to
r~s. II h" sunIt day.
Purchaser Ia pay for papers.
W. B. COGBURN,
Clerk # the Court acting as
special Master.
Oct. 5th, 1903
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
HIS UNCLE JOB PlLLIsTER.
His Business Idea had Prepondera nee
in Trouting Time.

His Business Idea had Preponderance
in Trouting Time.
Along about this time o year"
said the man with the loud cigar butt,
Il alway think of my Uncle Job Pill
lister and the big business head he
had. The prepOnderance OF the busi-
ness idea in my Uncle Job was great.
| think of it most about this time O.
year because l lived with him on the
farm when I was a boy, and he sal:
to me one day:
"Absalom, l s'pose you know. them
early 'taters is to be planted to-day.
guess we'd better get at en-
Il knew all about that 'tater plant.
ing we'll enough, but l had just dug
a lot O. tishworms and was all ready to
90 down to the creek to try the trout.
So said:
"'Yes, Uncle Job. But the trout
are biting tremendous, so folks are
saying.
"'Is that so said Uncle Job. bland.
ly. We'll, then, my boy s'pose
you've been digging fishworms?
"Yes, uncle said l feeling good.
"'And you've got your pole and line
al! fixed ready, too. s'pose?' said he.
''Yes, uncle said I. and l could just
as good as see myself on the creek
that minute and feel the trout biting
"'Creek amt too high, think?' said
Uncle Job.
Never was in better shape fol-
fishing, everybody says said l.
"'Well' said Uncle Job. thinking II
over, 4 s'pose il amt going to make
much Offence if only one of us plants
'taters to-day
"'Not a bit, said I, If it doesn't
make any difference to YOU
"'No, it don't said Uncle Job. NC
difference to me, at all. You're sure
you've got worms enough, though, my
boy? said he.
"'Oh. plenty, said l, starting to get
my tishpole.
"'And you're sure the trout are bit
ing good? said. Uncle Job:@
"'They never bit better" said I.
"'All right, them said Uncle Job
That being the case, guess III take
the pole and the worms and go down
TO the creek and see what luck III
have. You just go on planting 'taters
Is If wasn't here, and get in as many
as you can, for it's good day for
planting and he took the worms and
he pole and went fishing.
~ was little set back, Of course
but couldn't help but admire the
predonderance of the business idea in
Uncle Job 1t wasn't fishing that he
cared so much about. 1t was the get
ting in of the 'taters, and you will
notice that he did not make up his
mind to go fishing until he found
could get along with the planting all
right. SO along about this time o
year I always think of my Uncle Jot
Pillister and the big business head he
had"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28

urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child
reaches an age when it should be able to
control the passage, it is yet afflicted with
bed-wetting. depend upon it. the cause Of
the difficulty is kidney trouble ID the first
step should be towards the treatment OF
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to diseased condition of the
kidneys and bladder and not to habit as
most people suppose.
Women as we'll as men are made mis-
erabie with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect oi
Swamp-Root is soon realized. 1t is sold
by druggists, in fifty EsE
cent and one dollar !: 55s.:.:SE:
sizes. You may have
sample bottle by mail aslsss..sssEsWssA @W
free. also pamphlet tell Home of srampRoo.
ing all about it. including many Of the
thousands of testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing Dr.. Kilmel
& Co.. Binghamton. N. Y, be sure anc
mention this paper.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
Tact.
Tact.
Stebbins laid down his napkin "


Stebbins laid down his napkin with
a nervous hand.
"NIy dear" said he, Il shall be de-
tanned at the office tonight
Mrs. Stebbins glared at him across
the breakfast table.
You will he home by 6 o'clock. SIR
she sternly elocuted, looking him right
straight in The eye.
Stebbins smoothed out his napkin.
Now, look here" he demonstrated
If l don't work overtime, l shan't be
able to afford you that new hat
Mrs. Stebbins's face softened.
"Well, then, don't wake the neigh
Dor up by singing as you did last
time" she remarked, relentingly.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
Sorry He Spoke.

He was dressed in a style that he re-
garded as most fetching and he per-
sistently ogled the young woman sit
ting on the opposite side Of the car.
Finally he bent down, and, lifting up
his hat, said:
BEG pardon, but Fra sure I've met
you somewhere"
"Oh. yes" began the young woman,
IN a pleasant voice.
"Delighted," broke in the youth,
ecstaticnlly.
You are the young man who calls
on our cook" continued the young
woman in a clear voice. 81 will tell
Bridget that saw you. = Tit
Bits.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
EnIk His Dart

Southeastern Virginia is SCARED
with deep bitches that give the farm,
ers great trouble. Last spring a poor
farmer lost his wife and only horse
just as the plowing season opened. De-
termined to have his fields in readiness.
he harnessed himself to light plow
and babe his daughter drive.
All went well for a dozen or so of
burrows, but just as he prepared for a
trip through the turnip beds he slipped
and went down into the mire at the
twelve-foot bottom of one of the
bitches.
Scrambling out, wet, muddy and an
cry, he was in no mood&to answer
properly his daughters gentle inquiry
81 hope you're not hurt, father?'
mo, gosh darn it, he spluttered
"but it 'twasn't your fault l wasn't
killed, Why don't you attend to your
your work. Why the devil didn't you
say 'Whoa?"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28

aRdlllSG
Ida P. Boatwright ct. al. Defen;,,-
ants.
Pursuant to the decree ir. this
cause, I, w. B. Cogburn, as CLERK
of the Court, acting as special
Master herein, will offer for sale,
at public outcry to the highest
bidder, before the Court House, in
the town of Edgef 3D. South Caro-,
lima, on the first Monday il Novem-
ber 1903. ct being the 2ud day
of the month"; between the legaI
hours of sale; the following de.
ecribed realty to wit:
All that tract Of land, situate
lying and being in Edsefeld Coun,
ty South Carolina in Elmwood
Township, containing two hundred
and forty two and one fourth
(2424 acres, more or less, embra.
cling he S. w. Nicholson dwelling
house and the improvements ap-
pertenant thereto, and being tract
No. 3 under the surveG herain and
bounded on the north by tract No
1, assigned to Mrs. Alice Norris
and children; ,n the south by
tract No. 2, assigned to the children
of Meminger Nicto olson and lands
of Tannahill; east by land of Tan,
nahill and Klnnard and west by
land of John Bates eft. al.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
The Penalty of Niceness.

"What nice, big boy you are, Tom
N.Y." said the pleasant voiced neigh
Dor.
I'm big, all right said Tommy,
"but amt NICE
"Don't you want to be called nice?
That's very strange. My George is
never happier than when people al
lude to him as a nice boy"
can 1 can lick him with one hand
tied behind me-" said terrible Tommy.
cleveland Plain Dealer
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28

against
Mrs. f. V. T. Hoard, ct. al.
Pursuant to the decree in this
CAUSE, 1 will offer for sale at pub
lie outcry before the court house,
town of Edgefeld, and state OF
South Carolina, on salesday in
Nov. 1903, 1.-THE same being the
2ad day of SAID month) between
the legal hours of sale, the follow
ing described really to wit:
All thsi tract Of land. lying,
situate and being in Edg field
county and state of South Carolina
containing in the aggregate thr'e
hundred and fourteen (914) acres,
more or less, and composed of two
tracts of land to wit:
TRACT No. l..
Ttat tract containing Two hun
dred and twenty (220) acres, more
or less, and bounded by lands o!
G. w. Turner and e. Y. T.
Horne on the cart south by lands
of S. w. Mays and @. B. Whit
lock; west by lands of j. B. Nor
ris and other Turn lands.
TRACT No. 2.
That tract of land containing
Dinrty four (94) acres, more or
less, aud bounded on the north by
lands of NJ. A. r. Jennrlgs; IN the
west by the lands of J. b. Norris
and lands of f V. T. Horne and
others; on tie south by the place
being kncwn as part Cf tie O.d
Wells.
Terms Of salp-Oln-third cash,
and the balance OIL credit of one
and two years, with interest from
The day OF sab. Purchaser TO give
bond and a mortgage of the prrm-
is,T sold TO secure The payment of
the credit portion or all cash at
tn purchasers option.
Purchaser TO pay for papers.
w. F. ROATH,
Master Edgefeld County.
Oct. 7, 1903.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
He Was Economical.

Blossom-Why did you break with
young Holdfaste? understood he
was a very careful, economical young
man.
Flossie-No doubt Of it. The last
time he called on me he brought a
bag of candy, sat and munched 1t all
evening and took home with him all
that WAS left-Baltimore American.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
Chances the Sub bject.

Anna and Hilda were two dear lit
tie girls who were neighbors. They
were never known to quarrel. One
day Hildas mamma, seeing them play
ing together so beautifully. asked how
it happened that they never had dis
sensions. oh" replied An "a. when
ever we begin to dispute about any
thing, Hilda changes the subject, and
then 1t is all right again. Town To
pics.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
Terms of Sale.

One third cash, and the balance
on credit Of one and two years
with interest from the day of sale.
Purchaser to give bond and a
mortgage of the premises sold to
secure the payment of the credit
portion or all cash at the pur-
chaaer's .,ptlon. Terms must be
complied with or satisfaction given
TO Master or he ia authorized to
resell the same day.
Purchaser to pay 70. papers.
w. T. ROATH,
Master, e. c., S. G..
Oct. TIN, 1903.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
wanted Bacon and Greens.

"Looky here" said Brother Dickey.
to a backsliding member of his flock
who had imbided too freely, don't
you want ter go ter heaven"
"Yes, suh-I sho' does"
well, you know dey lives on milk
en- honey up dar-plenty er milk en-
honey, all de timer
The backsliding brother was silent 8
moment. Then he said:
"Only trouble both milk en- honey
is-dey never did agree wild my stom.
ach!-Atlanta Constitution.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-10-28
WilIie's Conclusion,

The dog had heen chasing his own
tail for a quar:er of an hour, says
Town and Country"
Papa" quoth Willie, what kind OF
dog is t ut?
"a watt. dog, my son." responded
the parent
Willie pondered moment.
"Well, he finally observed, from
the length of time it takes him to wind
himself up, think it must be Water,
bury watch dog"