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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
IOWA..
Governor CumminS Reelected by
About 90, 900 PLuraLitu.

Des Moines. Iowa. Nov 3.-Returns received
up to midnight indicate the reelection Of Gov
einor Cummins by plurality Of 10000 and Of
his associates on the Republican ticket by sub
siantally the same pluralities At Democratic
headquarters so large a plurality is not con
coded. The legislature returns although not
complete, Indicate little change from two years
ago. when the House contained eighty-two Re-
Publicans and eighteen Democrats and the Sem
ate forty Republicans and ten Democrats The
Democrats may gain two three members Of
the House. The following statement was made
Al midnight by Governor Cummins:
had estimated I would receive plurality Of
10000. and did not see how I could go above
that. However. IL the present vote is kent nm
Will go higher than that
Chairman Spence Of tho Republican State
Committee sad
The returns are coming in slowly and il is
impossible to estimate the character OF the legs-
lature at this time. ! had expected a plurality
Of 10000 for Cummins. but the Indications
point TO at least 10000.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
PENNSYLVANIA.
Republican Plurality May Erceed
225 600

Philadelphia. Nov. 3.-Estmates from the six
ty-seven counties of the State indicate plu-
rality for Mathues CRep). for State Treas
urer. Of 21T7S4 Snyder. for Auditor General.
and Morrison and Henderson. for judges of the
Superior Court received approximately the
same immense pluralities. SNYDER, who became
the object of criticism because as a State Sen
ator he voted for what is popularity known as
the Press Muzzle'' law. apparently cut
very little. The returns indicate Republican
gains i'm forty-nine counties and Democratic
gains in the remaining eighteen counties.
1t is apparent from tie nature of the esti-
mates received during the night that the official
count Will increase the Republican plurality to
such extent that It may exceed 03oo.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
JOHNSON BEATEN AT HIS HOME.
Cuyahoga County Gives About 1000 Re-
publican Plurality.
IBr TELEGRAPH TO THE TRIBUNE

Cleveland. Nov. 3-Cuyahoga County, con-
s3dered as the personal property Of Mayor John
son for five years or more. has gone back on
its boss and has contributed its share to the
l25.ooo or more Republican plurality. II is an
swrul defeat for Mayor johnson and magnifi-
cent victory for Senate Hanna Chairman
McCsstin OF the Republican Committee says
the Republicans will win by more than 1000 in
the county and there is every reason TO believe
that HIS prediction is conservative. The situa-
ton here has been unusual. Cuyahoga County
had the distinction Of having two candidates for
Governor-Mayor johnson and Colonel Herrick
and two candidates for United States Senator
Marcus Hanna and John H. Clarke The
fight was bitter
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
RHODE ISLAND.
Democrats Re-eIect Coz. GNUin-
Rest of Ticket Republican.
IRr TrLFGRAPH To TIE TRIRuNF.l

Providence. r. l., Nov. 3.-Returns show slight
Republican gains. which indicate the election
Of all the Republican State ticket. except Gov
ernor. and Republican control of the legislature.
The gains are not sufficient to overcome Gar
wins plurality Of 800 last year. Colt, the Re
publican candidate for Governor, is making his
heaviest gains in Providence.
At II o'clock returns were in from one-ffth
Of the State. showing a net Republican gain Of
900 This would indicate the reelection of Gov
ernor Garvin by 1900 The legislature is Re
publican in both branches The Mayors of the
five cities in the State, four Democrats and one
Republican. were reelected.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
MOVEMENTS OF STEAMERS.
FOREIGN PORTS

FpREltfN PORTS
shields. Sailed steamer L1-erua tE-, French
New
,;lase.yv Nov Arrived. steamers Iaure,tf,1 tFr,
stewart. 3 arrived Fur
nessll tBr,. Young. New York
T,fbin Arrived O.
Crlchy. New-York via Havre
BROW Head. Nov 3-Passed steamer Wells city tBr,
carey New for Bristol
,vnristilnia OFT sailed. ~.esm@r HeNa tpau,.
pel New YORK
Antwerp Nov D Arrived steamers EroonIand.
u.Nru1. Sew York. American Dutch Nsrs
-ghla-rer. New York
Gibraltar sailed. Hchenz0I-~D tf;ert
Neisel ifrom Genoa and Naples New York. passed
steamer Dora Baitea dtaD. Figar Genoa Cstrgenti
and Palermo FOR New-YorS.
AImera. Nov sailed. steamer HesPeria tBr. cover
lev from IeghcTa and Naples. New York
Naples oct 2S-Saed. steamers Hesperia tI}r tovery
New York 2oth. Giacomo y utnn. Corrao. New
York
said sailed steamer Warthurg tt;er' Kou-
neweg calcutta, "tcl New YORK.
Algiers. 3t-Sailed steamer Tampa err. 'hishct
Genoa ct
FremantIe Nov Arrived steamer Fort stephens tl,i
Gray. New-Ycrk ~ Vincent. e v for Adelaide.
Rio Janeiro. I-SaIed Tennyson (Br) Oils
from newborn, SantoA
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
MADAME
ADELINA PATTI

may be like most public singers, a fire.
quent user of Hale's Honey of Hore-
hound and Tar-as her voice seems to
be always in condition. Those who
use the voice in public know the value
of this simple oldtime remedy that
does not fail. 1t quickly and pleas
antly cures hoarseness, coughs and
colds. Do not be without it. Your
druggist sells it.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
NEBRASKA.
Election of Fusion Candidate for
JUDGE Indicated.

Omaha. Neb. Nov. 3.-Twenty-one precincts
outside of Douglas County, give Barnes
RepD. for Supreme Court Judge. 21I3; Sulli-
van fuson), 2o01. The first fourteen precincts
poed a net fusion gain of 213. A proportionate
fusion gain throughout the State will probably
elect Sullivan
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
COAL COMPANY CLOSES UP.
West Virginia Concern Shuts Down $4,000
600 Plant-5.OOO Men Idle.

Roanoke Va. Nov "a dispatch from WEIGH.
". Va. says that from four thousand to hve
thousand men have been discharged by the
United States Coal and Coke Company. The
time that the will be idle is not definitely
known The company has a plant at Welch that
Is estimated to be worth 100000. and the closing
has created CONSERVATION all along the line Of the
Norfolk and Western Railway in the coal held
No information will ne given out as to when the
will resume work.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
COLORADO.
Republican Judge of Supreme Court
Reelected.

Denver. Nov. with nearly full returns from
this city. and scattering returns from the. State
there seems little doubt Of the reelection Of
John Campbell CRep). for judge OF the Supreme
Court. No other office filed al this election.
The vote has been light throughout the State
and returns are incomplete The News
COenrD. comedies the election OF Campbell
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
MISSISSIPPI.
Democrats Hare No Opposition
The Vote Light.

jackson. Miss. Nov 3.-The vote in to-day's
State election light. The Democratic ticket
headed by J. X. Nardaman for Governor. was
elected there being no opposition. The race for
Clerk Of the Supreme Court. in which there are
FIVE candidates. is in doubt The ticket is long
and returns are coming in slowly.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04

o'clock and relatives Of the dead officer were in
formed of the accident. Lieutenant Beechers
home at Fort Dodge Kan. His brother Is
attached to the training ship Monongahela as
paymaSter.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
VTRGTNT4.
Democrats SUeep the State on Legis-
latiUe Ticket.
frY rELgoR.PH 70 rnr rRrprNg. !

Richmond. Va. Nov. 3-The election in this
State to-day was for members Of the General
Assembly and county officers. The vote was
light and the Democrats swept ;he State They
suffered few II any losses. and will have fun
control OF both the Senate and House.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04

and Swansea Is. James ArkeH & Co with -,5
Passed sandy Hook $50 p m ~ muse
sandy Hook. J. Nov 3. 80 rn-wind west rxh.
breeze. hay -
SAILED.
steamers Hathor tr Philadelphia. MARI &C.,,
ship Arabia ,Ger. Bsltmora Exeter ~, m,
Bristol. Julia LucNenba 'h Port Rcbr,o,i
tiuure ttta Nilano ttab Naples and ;eDOa ~ ~,
weston. Kronprtnz Wilhelm Gen Bremen Ma Plvr
5uth and therboIr~ ArapahCe Charleston and Tack
Vile: Hamilton, Norfolk and Newport News. civ ~ Rr-
r1uEhau. savannah. Victorian tHrt Tiverpool
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
Announcement.

Loss Of hair which often mars the prettiest
face. prevented by PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM
HINDERCORNS the best for corns. IS cts.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
MINIATURE ALMANAC.

MINIATURE ALMANAC.
30 Sunset ass Moor rises - Moons Il
HIGH WATER.
M-Sandy Hook 6.2S Island 6:4sI Hell Gate Sal
PM-Sandy Hook 6.49 Gov. Island 1903 Hell Gate S56
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04
OUTGOING STEAMERS.

TO-DAY
Vessel
Vessel Line Mails close. sails.
Cedric Liverpool White Star......... $3.50
Noordam Rotterdam Holl-Am 1901 1000 m
Colorado. Hull Wilson. -....-....-
SeEuranca Colon. Panama $50 100 m
Cnr1us. New-OrleanS. Mallory 300 m
Jefferson. Norfolk Old Dominion 1907
THURSDAY. NOVEMBER =.
Apache Charleston. Clyde .--..--.-.-. 3OOp N
I{yron IampOTJ Holt Il 90 LOO
Ell Mar. Galveston. Morgan 300
La Tourane Havre French 80 a m 1000 a m
Manuel Ca1vo. Ca6iz Spanish ...-.....
Monroe. Norfolk Old DOminion-..-..- 800
Numidian. Glasgow. AIan-State- 11fO m
T,rins der Nederlanden Hayt. d W I.10OO 100
Prinz Naples. Prince. 100 m
Tbein Bremen. y ........... II a m
Seneca Tampico Ward. .............. 1900 800 m
Tfomo Yucatan Ward ............... 1900 300 p
I-igflanca Havana Ward. ..-..--... 500 a a m
FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 6
Princess Anne Norfolk. Dominion. 800
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-04

4 lUARIERLY MEETING OF THE AMEhf
can Institute November sth p. n. a. - No.
s4th Street HENRY WELSH. Ssc'y-
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
A Tale of TatlIeas Cata.

Travellers have noted that In the Bis
marek archipelago cats without tails
are very numerous. The explanation
as given in the World Today is curious.
The natives of tie islands have a SUI
perstitious belief that remnants OF food
falling into the hands OF an enemy en-
able him 10 cast spell over the eaters
OF the meal at which the remnants
were left. Now, the natives value their
cats less as pets than as a convenient
source OF fresh meat. 1t follows that
thefts OF cats are frequent, or rather
were frequent until some genius
evolved the happy scheme Of cutting of
their tails and storing them away in a
safe place. For" said he, IF a thief
should steal my cat and eat it, an in
cantation muttered over its residue will
make the miscreant SO sick that he will
be sorry lie ever tasted stolen cats
flesh" II was an idea worthy of the
great chancellor himself, and the hum
BILE, brown Bismarckian, in pursuing
the blood and iron policy which il en-
tailed, was, like him, serenely indiffer-
ent to bloodshed. pain and caterwaul-
ings so long as he secured his ends or
his eats ends.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
IT'S FOOLISH
To Ignore Such Convincing Proof as
This Alma Citizen Gives You
Here,

You may differ from your neighbors
in many important questions of the
day. Your opinions may coincide with
those OF the minority, or those of the
majority; and still you may be in
doubt. But you can hardly be skep-
teal about the merits of Doans Kid.
ney Pills when you read such en-
phatic local endorsement as the fol
lowing:
Mrs. ). Wright, of Mechanic street.
says: Il had kidney complaint for
seven or eight years; if not continu.
Gus, the attacks were so frequent and
severe while they lasted that | suffered
overwhelmingly. The chief cause was
urinary trouble and inflammation of
the bladder. The secretions were too
frequent, and at times painful. | was
always worse If | caught the least
cold. 1t settled in those organs and
caused me a great deal of annoyance.
| doctored and tried a good many pat
ent remedies. some Of which were no
good, and others helped me for the
time being. When | learned of Doan's
Kidney Pills | went 10 Bivins &
Rhodes drug store and got box
They proved TO be a splendid remedy
and ! received very beneficial results
from their use"
For sale by all dealers Price, 80
cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo. y.
Y, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan sand
take no substitute.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
Tree and Plant Leaves.

The general arrangement OF the
leaves on limbs and stalks Of trees and
plants secures between each sufficient
space TO prevent one leaf from interior
Ing with another. And not only are
leaves so arranged as TO exist independ-
emily OF each other, but In a general
way they have taken upon themselves
the forms best adapted TO secure the
maximum Of sunlight as It is showered
upon them In different ATTITUDES. At
the equator, where the suns rays are
vertical, we find large fat leaves like
those Of the banana, plantain and the
various species OF the cactus.
Farther north, where sunlight strikes
at an angle, small leaves and pine "nee-
dies" are found. Then again note the
popularity Of the Australian gum tree.
Instead OF exposing their broad faces to
the sun the edges only are so turned.
Were il otherwise the sun would rob
them of all their moisture, II being n
well known fact that the gum tree
orows In Tho driest region on Garth
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
PROBATE COURT.
ITEMS OF INTEREST IN JUDGE SEA
VeR'S COURT.

Thursday final account OF admins
tratrix OF Adelyan Chaplin estate was
allowed and ADMINISTRATIVE dis
charged.
Final account ~ admini.tratrix Of
{. Suttin estate OF Bannister was al
lowed and Administrative discharged.
Monday, Henry. G. Curtis was ap.
pointed administrator Of estate Of
Eliza Curtis.
License was granted Administrative
20 sell real estate Of estate OF J. +.
EichOrn.
Tuesday, order was made determin-
ing heirs OF John :. GortOn 10 be sons
and daughters.
Ty Ter w Gorton, Of Remus, was ap.
pointed adminiStrat Of estate OF
Emily Gorton.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
MICHIGAN BREvITIEs.

Saturdays fierce rain and hail
storm did its heaviest damage in Mon.
roe and Berrien counties. Fruit espe.
cially suffered from its effects. The
Toledo d Monroe electric railway was
temporarily put out OF business.
A young woman stenographer in the
Office OF the American Blower com
pany. Detroit, was reprimanded by her
employer Saturday and revenged her.
self by taking dose OF poison. The
manager came back with an order 10
the doctor to use the stomach pump
thoroughly, and at last accounts She
was nearly as good as ever.
Mrs. Mabel Roeder, 1S-year-old wife
OF Alex. ROeder, is dead at her home
in Detroit. She attempted TO light a
wood fire with kerosene, in which
there was some gasoline, the explosion
set fire TO her clothes and she was
frightfully burned. Shortly before
death she gave birth TO still born
child
The state military department has
issued orders requiring members of
the state rifle team who expect to take
part in the shoot at Sea Girt. n. J.
Sept and 9 TO report TO Major Wag
ner at Port Huron not later than Sept
B. Company commanders will furnish
transportation TO Port Huron and 20
turn. Government pay will be allowed
Rain interfered with the big farm
ers picnic a Whitmore Lake Satu-
day, but 500 of the faithful gathered
and speeches were given in the hall
The chief topic was the proposed farm
ers' trust, and Hon. j. A. Everett wa,
the chief speaker
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16

County Onicers-Messrs. Case, Mum
son and Richards.
Ways and Means -MesSis. Delavan,
Munson and Smith
Taxation-Messrs. Meacham, Steph-
ems and Read.
County Buildings-Messrs. f. A.
Potter, w. Williams and Duff.
observation-disclosures. Stephens, Har-
, rington and Pitt.
Roads and Bridges Messrs. w. Will
liams, Federspiel and Pitt
Drainage-Messrs. Munson, Case
and tombstone.
Fines-MeSsrs. Federspiel, Delavan
and Read.
SalarieS-Messrs. Hughes, f. A.
Potter and G.. Smith.
On motion OF Supervisor Harring-
ton, l0oclock Wednesday Of this week
was fixed as the hour for election OF a
county school examiner and 10 o'clock
wednesday OF next week as the hour
for election Of county drain commits.
sioner aud county superintendent Of
the poor.
County Clerk Chambers reported
that the apprOp iation OF SlG5 made
bY the last board for furnishing the
rooms below the clerks Office for use
OF the county commissioner OF schools
was insufficient, hence he had done
nothing on the work The matter
was referred TO the committee on
county buildings.
"A resolution was passed granting
School Commissioner Pike the right
TO use the court room for examina-
tions aud other educational gather
ings
wednesday morning, board assem-
bled at 10 o'clock. A vote was taken
on election OF school examiner, result
ing in thirteen votes for Mr.. Walter
Swope, OF Wheeler, and seven vote
for Mr.. Will Hoxie, and one for How
ard Kenney. Board then adjourned
until $3.50, Thursday.
Numerous candidates we're in the
field for county examiner. Su.
perintendent Watkins. of Ithaca;
Rockwell, Of Alma; Swope, OF Breck-
enrIdge: Vance, OF Sumner; Kenney.
Of Perrinton, and former Examiner
Coon, Of Elba The contest was
fought out in the Republican caucus
All had votes at the beginning but
II finally narrowed down TO three:
Watkins, Rockwell and Swope. who
had just four votes each for several
ballots. Finally motion was made
TO decide by lot, and the lot fell TO
Swope, who received all the Republi-
can and one Democratic vote for elec-
tion.
For county drain commissioner we |
hear no one mentioned except our |
present very efficient commissioner,
Parker Merrill.
There are at least three candidates |
10 the field TO succeed Poor Superin-
tendent Helms. They are, l. n. Cow.
drey, Jesse People and Jonathan Gid
ley.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
Tie Ruling Passion.

The prospective heirs OF the dying
miser come silently into his sick room.
The physician is seated by the side of
the patient, a finger on his pulse.
How is our dear uncle today, doc
tori ask the prospective heirs.
There is small change in his condi-
tion.' whispers the doctor.
The dying miser rouses himself by
supreme effort. Small change r
he gasps. "Put-it-in--my-pocket!'-
Judge
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
Was Elected County School
Examiner
IN PLACE Of PROF. HANSEN.
Candidates Galore for Various
Offices to be Filled.
Matter OF Commissioner Room Referred
10 Committee on County Buildings.
Some Claims Acted on,

Gratiot county solons met at their
room in the court house, Monday af-
ternoon. Former president Elon z.
Potter was unanimously reelected
chairman and adjournment taken un-
til Tuesday morning at 10 o'clock.
Chairman Potter announced his
committees as follows:
Equalizatlon-Messrs. Harrington,
Hughes, Meacham, j. Williams, Cush.
man.
Claims-Messrs. Rumsey, Federspie
and Squire.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
For Piles.
Sample mailed free.
One application gives relief.

The continued use Of Hum
phreys' Witch Hazel Oil per-
manently cures Piles or Hem
orrhOids-External or Internal,
Blind or Bleeding, Itching or
Burning, Fissures and Fistulas.
Relief immediate-cure certain.
Three Sizes. 25c.. soc. aud a.. 90. Sold by
Druggists. or sent prepaid on receipt OF price.
Humphreys Medicine Co., Cor. william and
John sts.. New York.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16

WHO CANNOT BE CURED.

Backed up by over a third Of century
of remarkable and uniform cures, record
such as no other remedy for the diseases
and weaknesses peculiar to women ever
attained, the proprietors of DIR. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription now feel fully war
ranted in offering to pay $500 in legal
money of the United States, for any case
of Leucorrhea, Female Weakness, Prolap-
sus, or Falling of Womb which they can
not cure. All they ask is fair and reason
able trial Of their means Of cure.
II have thought for some time would write
you and tell YOU OF the great improvement in
my health since taking your Favorite Prescrip-
ton saws Mrs. II. : Jones, of Forest n c.
cWhen began its use I was a physical wreck
and had despaired Of ever having any health
again. Could not sit up all day, and so
weak / could not walk one quarter Of a mile.
! noted a great improvement in my health be
fore the first bottle was used Was suffering
with almost every pain that a woman is subject
TO had Inflammation Of ovaries painful and
suppressed periods. and other symptoms of
female disease. After taking six bottles of
Favorite Prescription I felt like a new per
son Can ride horseback and take all kinds of
exercise and not feel tired"
II you are looking for a perfect laxa-
tive try DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
DOZEN TIMES A NIGHT.

Mr.. Owen Dunn, OF Benton Ferry, w.
Va, writes: 81 have had kidney and
bladder trouble for years. and il became
so bad that | was obliged to get up at
least a dozen times a night. | never
received a permanent benefit from any
medicine until tried Foley's Kidney
Cure. Alter using two bottles, I am
cured" Sold by Cbas. G. Rhodes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
MARRIAGE Licenses.

A. c. Brockman, %, Alma;
Alice Allen, 20, same.
VIM. Young, 20, Alma:
NJ. Irene Lewis, %, Sumner.
Geo. Birmingham, %, Bannister:
Myrtle Sharley, 10. same.
Rinard Schnepp. So, Riverdale;
Esther Evans, 50, same.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
Between Feminine Friend.

OF course they love each ,ther dearly
and have been on intimate terms for a
long time, but this Is what was said
on the occasion OF the arrangement
that lasted for nearly two days:
New shoesT'
YES"
They'll torture you for the FIRST few
days"
''Oh, no; they're very large"
"Unquestionably. But still they
may be a tight f1t."-Chicago Post.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
SPENT MORE THAN $1,000.

w. w. Baker. OF Plainview, Neb.,
writes: my wife suffered from lung
trouble for fifteen years. She tried a
number of doctors and spent over 81 600
without relief. She became very low
and lost all hope. A friend recon.
mended Foley's Honey and Tar and
thanks to this great remedy it saved
her life. She enjoys better health than
she has known in ten years Refuse
substitutes. Sold by Chas G.. Rhodes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
NERVOUS DEBILITY,

Vital Weakn ess and Prostra-
ton from Overwork and other
causes. Humphreys Homeo-
pathic Specific No. %, in use
over 40 years, the only success
full remedy. 81 per vial, or spec
ial package for serious cases, SIS.
Sold by Druggists sent prepaid on receipt of price
Humphreys Med. Co., William 4 john Sts, nv.
Sold by X. A. Blvins. Alma, Mich.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
wor,hIe..nes. Of Theories.

Mrs. Hatterson-You don't mean TO
say that you have no theories about the
education Of children?
Mrs. Catterson-No; have too many
children.-Town and Country.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
A Virtue Misplaced.

Il ordered this steak not well done"
said the impatient guest
II know IT," answered the intellec-
tual waiter. But the cook is one OF
those people who believe that no mat
ter how small thing is IL should be
well done. Washington Star.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16

Sofa-Hear what happened to Parlor
Lamp last night?
Piano Stool-No: what was IL?
Sofa-Made light of young couple
was entertaining and got put out
Baltimore American.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
a Card.

We. the undersigned, 90 hereby agree
to refund the money on so. cent bottle
Of Green's Warranted Syrnp of Tariff il
fails 10 cure your cough or cold. We
also guarantee 25.cent bottle to prove
satisfactory or money refunded.
SHARkAR& MULHoLLAND, Alma.
BlvINs g. RHODES, Alma.
FRED HUDSON. Riverdale
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
The Professional Man IT. Needed

Mike-Are We much hurted, Pat? Do
We want a docthor?
Pat-A docthor. We fule! Afther be
in ruined over he throley carr
Plat Oi want is lawyer.-Judge.