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Cañon City record., 1903-01-29
NOTE AND COMMENT

u. This speaks well for Colorado in.
dustries: A man down in Kansa.
has head shaped like a Rocky Ford
cauteioupe.
Il People who have skates on in the
winter, wonder how their brethren
can waste time in the summer trying
to walk crack.
u So far the chaplain of the present
legislature is the only one who hasn {
had his name in the papers for hav-
ing said something.
9l Now the South Carolina editor
has .een buried, the South can again
turn its attention to the appointment
of Mrs. Cox as postmaster
u A crank down in Kansas is enclos-
ing money in envelopes and mailing
to different business houses. He
might mail q rev this way.
q Whenever woman is seen riding
around in a cab, the rest of the neigh
borhood get together to see if they
can find out the salary of her husband.
q To show his true love, the fellow
who run off with the Grown Princess
of Saxony, should get his life insured
in his wife's favor. He's 23; she's
40.
q Canon City girls don't have a
chance to fall in love with blue
clothes and brass buttons very often,
so they should tag the conductors of
the new street car line.
Ii A man in this town told us he
wasn't getting his moneys worth at
any theatrical performance this win
ter, because none CT the companies
carried an Irishmsn with red
whiskers.
q Now, here's John d. Rockefeller.
He controls every drop of oil in the
world, vet he hasn't the power to
coax the growth of single hair on
his head. nor can he eat anything but
SKINNED milk and shredded wheat
biscuit.
Cañon City record., 1903-01-29
The Committee of Forty

Atchison, Kansas, has what is call
ed The Committee of Forty. This
Committee of Forty was organized
for the purpose of Doing Things. 1t
Goes After Things which will help
the town along. 1t advocates Munich
pal Cleanliness, 1t Looks after
Alleys. 1t looks After Sewers. In
fact. It's Good Thing. Other towns
Cañon City record., 1903-01-29
THE CANON CRY RECORD, THURSDAY, JANUARY %, 1908

have organized Committees Of Forty.
Every town Has Room for such a
Committee. canon City should get
together COMMITTEES Of Forty, and
Go After Good Things for the town
1t could Do Things. The result
would be beneficial to the towns
prosperity.
Cañon City record., 1903-01-29

q, It's pleasure to rob good cook.
q. Canon City should Do Things this
year.
q OF course, Tillman still thinks he
is Southern gentleman.
O. Colorado seems to be in the midst
of boss busters reunion
Il You'll never accomplish anything
if you stop because of criticism.
u As last resort, the Utah senator,
Smoot, might change his name.
u Not every man who works people
can be called working man."
u II any laws are to be passed this
winter the legislature will have to
hurry.
u Sundays are welcome in Colorado
just now. The Legislature takes
layoff
u Senator Hoar is hereby respect
fully notified that the Sultan of Jolo
is dead.
u People who make their living in
the town can't afford to send away for
goods.
q. If everything we did was entirely
original. what backward people we
would be.
u In order to be thing of utility,
a circus band or rubber band must
stretch out.
q A few Colorado school teachers are
spending the recess hour in writing
testimonials for Herpicide.
q The Denver News SAYS Teller
freed Cuba. 1t is to be hoped that
Senator Hoar won't be offended at
this.
u. 1t may have been that Senator
Teller was freeing Cuba during the
time General Shafter spent in the
shade.
q. Some are kicking at Roosevelt.
No use. He's the biggest man in the
United States at present. He's Presi-
dent.
u Dur idea of a tough time would be
to be cast on a desert island with
nothing but ITO Have and to Hold
to read.
u It's mighty hard to get any work
out of a girl the week following the
arrival of her pictures from the pho
tographer's.
Cañon City record., 1903-01-29
Nelson's
High Prices!

The most often used against by competitors high
prices Why? Simply because talk quality and charge you for
what is in the package and not for the package.
The judge customers for they have
sometime another been of competitors Ask
customers and we will rest their decision.
We admit that something stock apparently sells for
higher price than elsewhere but buy the quality
of competitors? Our customers will tell that
reasonable and that their great
in knowing that pound bought of weighs and that
they package from that depended
satisfied customer the best advertisement have
and investigation will find than have many
them.
We make specially of what other call Chronic Kcker
If cassed by other you the
after We also number such list
and find them best and the best
Our Flour Monarch Canned Goods Cheese and Tea
Coffee McGaws Cheese Meadow Brook Farm Butter and fair
honest dealings ties you give
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-04-15

tSuitr arg ni.uUer oi Ijaptlsts
from Bradrick, Ohio passed through
Huntington en- route to Hampton
City, suburb of Catlettsburg.
where they 90 to make donation TO
Rev. b. ; Akers, who is the pastor
of the BradriCk Baptist church. A
purse of p dollars is a part of the
donation that will 90 To the Ken.
lucky minister besides the visitors.
as they passed through Hunting
ton. had several we'll filed
baskets of provisions. Rev. Robert
Davis will make the presentation
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
The many friends of Rev. Akers
IN this county will be glad to know
that his labors are appreciated by
his Ohio congregation.
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CLOTHING

500 Boys Knee Pants, worth SOC
to l5c, wreckIng price only %
cents.
$50 Boys Knee Pants Suits
worth $50, $500, So 90, $500,
wrecklng price only 9S cents.
175 Boys three piece Suit,
worth $3.50, So 90, $3.50, 800,
wrecking price $1.4S.
90 Youths 3 piece Suits, some
aii-w)ol and some half wool, worth
SO 30, $500, $500, $500, So. 80,
wreckiug price only - 9S.
515 Mems Suits, up TO date i'm
style and workmanship, worth
50 90, $50, $500, $1,000, $3.50.
to $1,000, wrecking price only
One-half.
1000 pairs Mems Pants at about
half price.
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H6r6 fire Some WrGCklnO

one large lot Children and
Misses Shoes worth SOC, 75c, 81,
SI25, $l.50 and $500 wrecklng
price only one.haif.
Another large lot Boys Shoes
Sl.25, $3.50, $500 and - 80
wrecking price only oae.half.
1000 pairs Ladies' High Grade
Shoes we'll worth 81, wreckIng
price % cents.
Another lot of Ladies' High
Grade Shoes worth 81 30. 50 90,
$3.50, $500, $3.50 wreckIng price
only one-half.
An immense lot Of Mems Shoes,
guaranteed strictly all leather,
first class III every respect, worth
from $3.OOto 5000, wreckIng price
only one-half.
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sE\ ENk Attack OF GRIP
Cured by One Bottle of Cham.
berlain's Cough Remedy.

"When | had an attack of the
grip last winter 1.-THE second one) [
actually Cured myself with one
hottie of Cham berlain's Cough
Remedy" says Frank ". Perry,
Editor of the Enterprise, Shorts
Vile, \. Y. "Thls rs the honest
truth. | at times Kept from
coughing myself to pieces by tax
ing teaspoon:ul of this remedy.
and when the coughing spell would
come on at night | would take Il
Eose and it seemed that in the
brlefest interval the cough would
pass off and | would go to sleep
perfectly free from cough and its
accompanying pains. To say that
the remedy acted "a mOst agree
able surprise 10 putting 1t very
mildly. | had no idea that it
would or could knock out the grip.
simply because | had never tried
1t for sach IA purpose, but it dId,
ana II seemed with the second
attack of coughing the remedy
caused 1t to not only be Of less
duration, but the pains were far
less severe, aud had not used the
contents of one bottle before MIR.
Grip had bid me adieu." For sale
by w. NJ. Bloss, Ceredo; K. n.
Williams, Kenova.
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TO SUBSCRIBERS

We cannot discontinue your paper until 4
Arrearages are paid. Don't ask Us Don't say
stop my paper until get what l owe paid NJ
etc. In no case can We do this. II il genera
rule we have to adopt to protect ourselves.
When YOU do not want the paper any longer
pay up and stop it. Don't have your postmas
ter drop US card that it i not taken out of tn,
Office. If YOU were publishing paper yor
wouldn't want us to do you that way.
When YOU move from your present post-ohic,
don't fail To notify At once of the change
giving your former post-ofiice we'll as youi
new one. This is absolutely necessary.
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Brdin-FOOd Nonsense.

Another ridiculous food fad has
been branded by the most compe-
tent authorities. They have dis.
PEELED the SILLY potion that one
kind OF food is needed for brain,
another for muscles, and still an
other for bones. A correct diet
will not only nourish a particular
part of the body, but it will sus-
tain every other part. Yet, how
ever good your food may be, it's
nutriment is destroyed by iDdi-
gestlon or dyspepsia. You must
prepare for their appearance or
prevent their coming by taking
regular doses of Green's August
Flower, the favorite medicine of
the healthy millions. A few doses
aids digestion, stimulates he liver
to healthy action, purifies the
blood, and makes you feel buoy
ant and vigorous. You can get
this reliable remedy of all drug
gists. Price 25c and 75c.
q. G.. GREEN, Woodbury., N. J.
No man ever troubles himself lest
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PrIC6S::
FURNISHING GOODS

5000 pairs 10c socks, wrecking
price 3 cents.
A large lot Of Working Shirts.
worth SOC, wrecklng price only
25c.
About 20 Fine Dress Shirts.
worth S1o0, wrecking price 43
cents.
An immense quantity of winter
Underwear, Fleece Lined, worth
SOC and 73c, wrecking price 32tc.
2Sl Ladies Capes, some fec
trimmed and some without, wreck
ing price only Csc.
173 ladies' and Misses all
Wool Dress Skirts, Flaring
FIounces Stitch Button, no to
date in every respect, worth $500
to So 30, wrecking price only
S29S.
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DIR. &. q. Green, of Woodbury.,
New jersey, Proprietor of Green :
August Flower and Boschee's Ger
man Syrup, whose advertisement APP
pears III our paper regularly, will
send to any one mailing Two cent
stamp to pay postage, one of his
new German Syrup and August
Flower Puzzles, made of wood and
glass. 1t amuses and perplexes
young and old. Although very diff
fcult it can be mastered. Mention
this paper
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For liver troubles and constipation
There is nothing better in creation
Than Little Early Rlsers, the ia.
mOrs little pills,
They always effect cure and save
doctor bills.
Little Early Risers are different
from all other pills. They do not
weaken the system, but act as n
tonic to the tissues by arousIng
the secretions and restoring the
liver TO the full perform ances
OF Its functions naturally. w. NJ.
Bloss, Ceredo; +. n. Williams,
Kenova.
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Better Than Pills.

The question has been asked,
''In what way are Cham berlain's
Stomach IL Liver Tablets superior
to pills?" Our answer is: They are
easier and more pleasant TO take,
more mild and gentle in effect and
more reliable as they eau always
be depended upon. They cleanse
and invigorate the stomach and
leave the bowels In natural con
dltion, while pills are more harsh
In effect and their use is often
followed by constipation. For
sale by w. NJ. Bloss, Ceredo; r.
n. Williams, Kenova.
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FIRST BASE BALL EXCURSION OF
The SthSON TO CINCINNATI,
OHIO, AND RETURN, SUN
Day, APRIL 10Th, 1908.
PlttSburg Pirates VS.. Cincinnati
Reds.

Special train leaves Ceredo. w.
Va, AZ 4:4O a. IN. Rate 81 80 Re-
turning leaves Cincinnati, from
Fourth Street Depot at 7;3O p. IN.
For further information see Ticket
Agent, G. IL o. R'y.
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Married..

William Hutchinson. of Buffalo
creek, and Miss Etta Huff, of Echo,
were united in the holy bonds OF
wedlock last Thursday evening by
Rev. y. w. Ball at Browustown.
The happy couple will board with
the brides si>ter-Mrs. James
Workman
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Inc ODrD0O hutdIlL1.

A republican Newspaper that
has a large circulation i'm the Big
Sandy and Twelve Pole Valleys
-aneXcellent advertising medi-
um
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w awe Courts.

Terms of Circuit Court: Fourth Monday in
January, May and September
Terms of County Court: First Monday in Jan
uary, April and July, and Third Monday in No
vember.
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Published EUery Wednesday,.

TERMS OF INSCRIPTION:
One copy, one yea, 800
One copy, six months, 80
Strictly cash az Advance.
Twenty-Five per cent. will be added when
cash Is not paid.
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fob printing of all kinds neatly
q and promptly executed on rpa-
sonable terms.
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When you have nothing to say
let another do the talking.
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&c9>HtuanaR g Y :: -" IS

DR.. Fred Marcum, of Whites
creek, was Ceredo visitor yesterday.
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The bad example always has the
most followers.
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The wise prepares for the storm
whIic the sun shines.
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You well of the fact that February,
Several Thousand Dollars Worth OF Merchandise

nero hapdse
These godsw 6at ton
Ihano na1Iho
now u be able
o ourl d f o buy
Shoes COlng Hats and FURNISHINGS at Your Own Price,
l howe baapI wllp
OF al v that
ds wereth
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Old fashioned honesty should
never 90 out of style.
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Quality is ever more important
than quantity.
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No man ever troubles himself lest
his salary be too large
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And secure what you need. We guarantee all who d
with US to get the worth OF their money. We deal
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1903-07-30
REV. CUNDIFF IN EVANSVILLE.

Evansville, July 23-Many con
versions are being made at each OF
the services held at the holiness
camp meeting on Coal Mine Hill
aud the interest is daily increas-
ing in the meetings, as we'll as the
attendance. Last night the crowd
was perhaps the largest that has
been present since the beginning
of the meetings.
Rev. b. f. Cunditf was the
speaker las evening and his ser
mon ispronounced by those who
heard it as one of the finest ever
delivered in this city. 1T WAS the
biggest sermon | ever heard" is
the way one enthusiastic attendant
expressed it today. The result Of
the sermon and the services las
night was the conversion of u
large number of persons.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1903-07-30
DIED FROM WEEPING.

The strange story of a boy who
died from excessive weeping, is
told by the New York corresponss
dent for the Chicago Tribune.
John Crowley, Is years old, whose
home was at Brooklyn, was strong
and robust. On the evening of
Wednesday, July |, young Crow.
ley learned of the death of his un-
Gle, Charles Crowley, who was
killed while attempting to Jump
from train to the platform. The
lad cried without cessing for near.
ly thres days. The Tribune cor
RESP ondent says: From the time
John Crowley was baby his un-
Gle, who was bachelor, had shown
him great affection. AS the boy
grew older the bond between the
two became stronger and after the
boys father died, four years ago,
the uncle and his nephew became
inseparable. Immediately upon
learning of his uncle's death John
was seized with nit of hysterical
weeping aud the efforts of his mo-
Their, sisters and brothers to soothe
him were In vain. All night long
and al day Thursday he conhn ued
to moan and sob. He would not
eat or sleep and Thursday night
he was SO weak he could barely
totter. Yesterday he attended his
uncle's funeral and while riding Ia
the cemetery had another attack
of convulsive soothing, finally be-
coming so violent that he had to
be carried to his carriage. He con.
tinued to weep through the night
until finally he was seized with
another burst Of convulsivs grief
and died in his mothers arms"
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1903-07-30
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH.

The Roman Catholic church is
the most wonderful organization
in the world. The German Empire,
the French Republic, tn" Italian
Kingdom, are in their infancy, the
United States little over 100
years old; the Empires Of Russia,
of Austria and Of England cannot
run their claims back 1000 ears,
but within 100 years after the
death of Christ we find a bishop
of Rome writing to other churches
with authority, and within few
centuries the church was organic
ed very much in the same fashion
that it is today, aud the Pope had
become in importance second on
ly to the greatest Kings Excep-
tional as the Roman church 10 in
time, so il is in space. TIE Brit
ish Empire includes Australia,
Canada, South Africa and New
Zealand. The Russian Empire ex-
tends from the Baltic sea to the
Boring Straits; but the Roman
church, without a rival in Italy,
Spain and Portugal, is the chief
church in France, Austria, Belgi-
um and Ireland and the States OF
South America. and is a strong
church in the United States and
Germany; it has hierarchy side
by side with the Church Of Eng
land, and communicates all over
the world.-World's Work
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WANT $1,000 HARvESTERS.

Tue st. Paul Glrbe ~ Jui, %
says:
The Northern Paclfir railroad
has issned Md tho Il .rnt North-
nrn Is about - s,ue. n circular Tor
1000 mon To- ~ int' The North
west harvest folds 10 clip garner
the big crop of wheat, and offer.
ing special Inducements to work
ers who desire to ooms from south
and east of St Paul. These cir
culars are the result Of IA system
attic canvass Of the situation by
the railroads, aud show tho report
of tho agents Of the two roads for
the necessity Of securing men.
They say that many are needed,
and that there will be ample work
from August | until late in the
Autumn at SO aud 50 per day As
a special induoement to men from
the Southeast, the roads offer for
the latter part of this month, and
through August an average rate
Of 81 to - person for parties OF
five or more. La order that the
workers need not spend their ear
nIngs in getting home, they offer
a return certificate, which when
sigued by the farmer for whom
they worked. will entitle them TO
return rate, at the same fare
back that they paid in coming,
plus 81.
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THE CORN CROP.

1t is natural that there should
be deal of solicitude throughout
the country as to the possible corn
crop of 1903. In 1902 the crop
was larger and valued at $7I0,0OO,-
600, or nearly $200,000,0O0 larger
than the high priced cotton crop
of the same year, and $20O,0O0,OOO
more valuable than the wheat
crop. At the present time the
corn crop is considered uncertain
all over the union. The weather
during June was unseasonably
cold. and the floods and freshets
in the southwest did much to dam
age the crop in the fertile bottom
lands of Illinois and Missouri. In
all sections the corn is very late.
The growing crop was consider
ably smitten by frost in some Of
the northern states, but the far.
mers hope by replanting to secure
good deal of what is termed for
age crop. The corn crop must be
perilous for the reason that the
price Of corn now rules In the
Chicago market much higher than
it was six week ago. But the stran-
gest of commercial conditions is
the fact that the price of live hogs
receded with the advance in corn.
We do not think there is as yet
cause for serious alarm. July and
August will make corn, and the
warm weather may extend into
the latter portion of September,
If so we shall have a great corn
crop. The overflowed lands in
the Illinois and Missouri bottoms
will be replsnted with corn, aud
as the soil is still warm by the
goth of September the corn crop
will mature. All admit that wheat
will prove very large crop. The
estimate is 7S2,0OO,0OO bushels, or
the largest crop ever raised in the
United States. Mother Earth is
always the bounteous parent of
general prosperity aud the hope is
now not unwisely INDUCED that
that parent W II show usual good
sense in feeding her children with
that pabulum which supplies the
mill, which sustains the cattle,
which moves the machinery and
which insures that abundance Of
provisions to make the workers in
every craft and in every industry
sturdy, independent and fore
handed
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The Great Head End Collision.

One of the greatest spectacles
ever seen at a fair in Kentucky
will be the sensation al headend
collision between the two thirty
ton locomotives, which will clash
together at full speed on the after
noon Of Wednesday, August 18th.
at the Lexington Elks Fair. These
engines will be on the opposite
ends of specially built railroad,
one half mile long, on the infeld
Of the race track. They will be
facing each other under full head
of steam. Their whistles will be
opened when the engines are star
ted, and remain open until forever
silenced by the awful clash and
roar of final destruction. A thou
sand torpedoes will be exploded
beneath the swift and mighty
tread OF ponderous wheels carry
ing the awful load of sixty thous-
and pounds. They will be put to-
gether at a speed Of 80 miles an
hour, making total impact of 70
miles an hour; in other words, a
mass Of matter, including engines
and tenders, weie hing one humid
red tons, will clash together at
this awful rate of speed, and in
the twinkling of an eye will grind
to dust thousands Of pounds of
steel and iron.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1903-07-30
STATE S. S. CONVENTION.

wish To call the attention OF
Sunday school workers TO the an
nual State Sunday School Con-
vention, to be held at Lexington
August Is 20 One fare for the
round trip and free entertainment
while there, plus ST.
THIS is rare opportunity at q
minimum cost 10 visit the blue
grass section of the state. attend
a good convention, and hear some
of the worlds most eminent Sun
day school workers Crittenden
county is entitled TO ten delegates
at large and should send the full
quota. All that contemplate going
please notify the county president
Rev J. w. Flynn. or myself, and
will DO furnished.
The Sunday schools and indi.
viduals that have not paid the
amount pledged respectively at
Crooked Creek June : will please
remit at once, so that our county
apportionment can be paid in full
befor the State Convention.
Yours obediently,
b. +. Jacobs,
County Secretary.
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LADY ARRESTED.
When About to Stand Examina.
ton. Had Questions and
Answers.

Lexington, Ky, July 2i-Miss
Mamie Miller, of Richmond, Ky,
a school teacher in che county
schools of Madison county, who
came here this morning 10 stand
the examination before Supt. NJ
A. Cassidy, was arrested on "A war
rant sworn out by County Judge
Bullock, charging her with having
the questions and answers that are
used at the examination. Supt.
Cassidy discovered small puck
age in the waist of Miss Miller's
dress, and demanded to know what
it was. She tried to throw him
off by saying that it was her lunch
but Supt. Cas- sidy suspected her
and took the package and finding
that it contained the questions
and answers written out IN rota-
ton, reported the matter to Judge
Bullock, who swore out. the war.
rant for her arrest.
Ia default Of 500 bail Miss Mil
Ter was sent to Jail, to await her
examining trial which was set for
next Monday at 10 o'clock.