Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-04-16
THIRD DISTRICT.
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Everybody aud the cook are trying TO
farm up here but are badly behind
James Harris and sister and cousin
we're in town yesterday. Jim had his
best clothes on. Look out, girls Jim is
coming II he don't get ditehed
Sherd Harris still wears that ungo1ly
high collar. w. II. White has got
scare from cause and pulled his of.
Saw Miss Billie from Sulphur Springs
in town Saturday With something under
her arm which l took to be the old doc
uments Of the 14th amendment to the
constitution.
There was a musical at Elijah Gray
sons Saturday night We failed to
learn who the fiddler was, but we know
who danced that reel.
Miss Bethony Miller of Miller Cove,
visited here Sunday.
A. W. White is very low at present
We are very sorry to see our brother in
this condition, which looks hopeless.
DIR. N. b. Moore is still telling big
fish stories He said OLD Red had been
going to his bank hooks and messing
with them, and he was going to get him
some jugs and tie his lines to them and
swing them into the middle of the river
where Red couldn't get Thorn. The DR..
is up to date on fishing.
w. II. White and b. NJ. Doyle took
dinner at the Graham Hotel Saturday
and White reports fine dinner with
every thing pleasant and sociable. Mr..
and Mrs. Graham were very kind, and
every thing was served frst-class.
w. Ii. White makes the following re-
port that he has made diligent search
for his brother attorneys Saturday, and
failed to find Morrison or Raulston in
town. Anyone who knows of their
whereabouts will greatly oblige Mr..
White by dropping him a postal at
Whitwell, as they are all employed in
laundering big law suit, and he can't
hold her down by himself, and was
bound to hunt them up even If he had
to put out reward.
Someone wants to know what has be-
come of Beargrass. He is a little dis
figured but still in the ring.
Elijah Grayson had huckleberry
move on him last Saturday night.
Two of our citizens had some words
Saturday over an old mare eating ur
little patch of wheat which WASN'T
worth the difference.
w. II. White, attorney, says tina
when justice of the peace issues two
or more warrants against defendent
all done at the same place and time ant
he is tried and convicted on one debarl
further prosecution.
On what day of the year does wo
man talk the least? On the shortest
Why do girls like to look at the moon
Because there is man in 1T, Why il
paper like beggar? Because 1t is com
posed of rags.
Why is tale-bear like bricklayer
Because he raises stories Why is
handsome woman like bread? Becaus
she's often toasted. Why is beaut,
likes $40 bill? Because when ono
changed it soon fades away. Why i
eternity like circle. Because it ha
neither beginning nor end.
w. II. Whit, said that Rev. Harr
Echard preached the ablost sermon a
Burnett's schoolhouse Sunday that h
heard for 1--WE years, and says he file
his soul to the utmost and he receive,
every word that fell from his lips. Th
world ought to be proud indeed Of sue
noble boy as Harry Echard.
Beargrass was seen hunting poke sal
ad the other day
Bill Arthur White. son of w. u
White, got hand badly burned las
week, but is now better. Beargrass,