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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

Se-4-S>-as@Ses.sO.
Mamma, what is Topsy's other
namey" "Topsy in the play? / don't
know, dear; just TOpsy, that's ALL
"Oh, she has another name. l heard
papa speak it yesterday, but l can't
think of 1t now. Oh, yes remember
its Topsy Turveyv'-Kansas City
Journal.
How did you like DR.. Fourthly
last Sunday morning?" asked Mrs. Old
castle; don't you think he INDUCED
rather freely in mixed metaphor
Goodness! I didn't notice. Did he
have II right there In the pulpit? This
will be q terrible blow to Josiah. he
thinks 80 much of the doctOr.'-Chi-
cago Record Herald.
Characteristic
An Englishman and a German were
travelling together in diligence, and
both were smoking. The German did
all in his power to draw his compan.
ion into conversation, but all to NO
purpose. At one moment he would,
with a superabundance Of politeness,
apologize for drawing his attention to
the fact that the ash of his cigar had
fallen on his waistcoat or a spark was
endangering his neckerchtef. AT
length the Englishman exclaimed:
why the deuce can't you leave me
alone? Your coat-tail has been burn
ing for the last ten minutes, but ]
didn't bother you about It."
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

tinued use will fully DAVID MEEKIosN
eradicate disease of thirty years
standing" David MeeKison.
DR.. Hartman, one of the best known
physicians and surgeons in the United
States, was the first man to formulate
Peruna. 1t was through his genius
and perseverance that it was intro
duced to the medical profession of this
country.
If you do not derive prompt and sat-
isfactory results from the use of Peru
ma, write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving
full statement of your case and he
will be pleased to give you his valuable
advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of
The Han tman Sanitarium, Column
bus, O.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

The horror OF this awful disease
can never be told. The one who con-
tracts it suffers in body and mind,
and If the poison is not eradicated
transmits the faint to his children,
and Contagious Blood Poison thus
becomes responsible for many of the
ills of childhood-Skin Eruptions,
Catarrhal Troubles, Sore Eyes, Scalp
Disease, White Swelling, Scrofula
and others just as bad. S. S. S., the
great vegetable blood purifier and
tonic. has long been recognized as
radical and safe cure for Contagious
Blood Poison. It counteracts the
deadly virus and cleanses and puri-
fes the diseased blood, and under its
tonic effects the general health i'm
proves and soon all signs of blood
ooison are zone. The strong miner
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31
Rheum atism

Does not let 80 Of you
when you apply lotions or
liniments. It. simply loosens
its hold for a while. Why?
Because to get rid Of it you
must correct the acid con-
dition Of the blood on which
IT, depends. Hoods Sarsa-
narilla has cured thousands.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

"How's your motherT asked tue
o,onbor Worried to death" an
.~sr.d the boy, who was swinging ON
the front gate: fathers hunting IN Tue
Ad,rondacks, brother Bills gone 10 q
POLITICAL convention, brother JACKS
ss.,,sd = football team, and the dress
rs.rsr mas Just told mother that sned
rroht In mourning. Washing
ton Star.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

Jus, W.
Gentlemen: 81
have used several
bottles of Peruna
and feel greatly
benefited thereby
from my catarrh of
the head, and feel
encouraged to be-
lieve that it's con-
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31
lucky,

Cumso-Well, young Frisbie VIII
make his way in the medical profes-
sion.
Cawker-Has he got good start?
C.,mso-I should say he had. He
was such a prime favorite In the col
LOGO that they made him surgeon to the
foo,s,all team.-DetrOit Free Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31
Big Mail Shipment.

New York, Dec. 26.-The White Star
line steamer Teutonic, which sailed
Wednesday, carried 1858 sacks of
mail for Great Britain. The shipment
included over 700,0O letters.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

Beyond EXPECTATION: MT. JOnes-ioee
here! This horse you sold me runs up
On the sidewalk every time he sees an
auto. Horse Dealer-Wel, you don't
expect fifty dollar horse to run up
telegraph pole or climb tree, do your
Judge.
Girl In the Grand Stand-lsn't that
a cruel game? Do you think It's fair
for a dozen men to pile themselves on
top of the poor fellow that has the
ball? Her Escort-No; there oughtnt
TO be more than eleven Of them, any
way.-Chicago Tribune.
Information: Hello" said the
neighborly bore, what are you build
ing the new chicken house forP'
why" replied Nettles, "for a flock OF
pink carmels, of course. You DIDN'T
suppose I'd put chickens In 1t, did
youY'-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Weren't you nervous at the wed
ding" asked the sympathetic chap,
with all those people looking at your
81 nervousT repeated the recent Dene-
dict. why should l be nervous2 No
body looked at me; was only the
groom, you know."-Cincinnati Times
Star.
In Kentucky: Ascum-l don't know
whether your head over the article
about Colonel Lushman's death was
printed the way you intended, but 1t
was a good one. City Editor-Let me
see. What was It? Ascum-Has
fought his last bottle.-Philadeiphi
Press.
Cltiman-What's the matter with all
You Lonesomehunterf Newcomb's
decent sort Of fellow, and yet you all
appear to hate him. Suburbs-No won
der! He went and bought his wife
sealskin coat last week, and our homes
are no longer peaeeful.-Philadeiphia
Prees
A woman writer tells the girls to sc
lect their husbands by the color OF
their eyes. 1t would be well also to
take some cognizance Of the color OF
their noses.
Fast trotter are all well enough In
their way, but Dat Patch would re-
spectfuly call attention to the TACT
that he IL doing ths pacssetting In inc
H.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31
HAD ALL THE SYMPTOMS.

HAD ALL THE SYMPTOMS.
Dear Sirs:
As q result Of . serious blood disorder
my blood became poisoned and suf.
fered severely with Rheumatism and
ton. A friend of mine told me that he
had been cured Of my trouble by 8. 8. g.,
ana upon his Recommendation began
blood was thoroughly cleansed Of al
poison and made pure and strong again.
wish also TO speak OF its tonic prop.
Impurities, il built up my SsnsrSi
health, improved my appetite, gave me
increased strength, and I felt better An
every way.
I am q great believer In 8. 3. g., and
with pleasure commend It to all in need
OF q blood medicine.
RoSERT II. zWnIrzIo.
63o walnut d., Lebanon, Pa.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

You Can Get Aliens Foot Ease FREE
Write Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, n. Y, for q
free sample OF Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cures chill
blains sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet.
II makes new or tight shoes easy: certain
cure for Corns and Bunions. All druggists sell
K. CSC. nnut accept any substitute
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31
Big Steamers Aground.

Kobe, Japan, Dec. 23.-The Nippon
Yusen Kaisha steamers Mutsu an
Shinagawa are ashore. 1t is feared the
latter will be total loss.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31
AS OLD AS
IHEPYRAMID!

That blood poison existed among the ancients has
been proven beyond question 1t has been traced back
thousands of years and is old the Pyramids This
bghting curse has been handed down from nation to
nation and from individual to individual till it has
spread to all parts of the world
Contagious blood poison, it is called in modern
times, begins with small sore ulcer through which
the virus enters the blood This is followed BY nam
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31
His Trip

owenlotts coughing forcediy)-fve
sdy,sed that a trip abroad would
he greatly to my benefit
sbarpun-who advised YOU your
:. Yer or doctorf-Town and Country
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

His Qualification: Senator-Inls
friend that you want me to get gov
eminent position for-you can recon-
mend him as a man Of good ability and
canable of filling the place, suppose?
Constituent-Why, no, Senator, l can't
do that. It's because he can't make
living at anything else that / want you
70 cot a government job for him.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31
ROWS THIsf


ease of Cattarrh that can not be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
r. ]. CHENEY d. Co., Props Toledo, O.
We the undersigned. have knownF. J. Cheney
for the past IS wears, and believe him perfectly
honorable in Ill business transactions and fin
ancally able 20 carry outany obligations made
BY their firm.
WEST 4 TRUAx,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
WiLDING KINNAN Il MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally acting
tirectly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF
he system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold BY all
druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Rule or Three: "Une week from
to-day, Uncle John, / will be married
man. Yes, in seven short days l will
he initiated into the mysteries of mat
rimony." mo mysteries about 1t, my
boy. 1t is just the plain. simple rule
of three" Rule of three? Eh-what
three?" "Wife, mother-in-law, and
hired airl"-Kansas CITY Journal.
For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cup
for Consumption. 1t is good cough
medicine. At druggists, price % cents.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

ana sweang the nas eruption breaks out
the takes deeper hold and the
pohes the bones muscles
this there sound
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

Mother wa ma NM. Wtneo. sSss
ing Syrup the best rsmscy % n ~
children during the tsetnins pssa
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

The following letter is from Congress-
man Meekison, of Napoleon, Ohio:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Column
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

Fast trotters are all well enough In
their way, but Dat Pstch would re-
spectfully call attention to the fact
that he 10 doing ths pacssetting In inc
swift equine world
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

Ask Your Druggist for Free Peruna Almanac for 1904
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-12-31

3. n. U
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
IS JUDGE KALUA
DISQUALIFIED?

Maui is to have an interesting term
of court beginning Wednesday morn
ing. The criminal calendar is the larg-
est for years and some of the cases will
be highly interesting.
S. Ahmi, a wealthy Chinese resi-
dent of Waikiki, is to be put on trial
ron the charge of obstructing justice, in
attempting to bride policeman to per-
NIT gambling games to be run. There
is promise of sensations in the case for
Judge Kalua has said that he was
charged with accepting a bride in an
other case, in which Ahmi is concerned.
What will probably lend some excite
ment to the trial is an affidavit which
Special Deputy Rawlins will file in
court, asking that the case be transfer
red to some other judge, because of the
alleged disqualification of Kalua. In
this affidavit it is alleged that Kalua is
interested with the defendant Ahmi in
a number of business enterprises,
among them taro planting and the new
telephone company.
Judge Kalua will also have to pass on
the case of Okana, who is charged with
bribery, and there are also three cases
of first degree burglary.
One of the most interesting trials will
be that of Neau, who is charged with
kahunaism. She is said to be an old
witch and was convicted and fined in
the district court. 1t is alleged that
she caused the death of two men,
father and son, by praying The father
was i'll first and called in Neau and
though she sacrificed pigs and sundry
other things, he died. A son went the
same way, and then the widow had her
arrested. AS a defense the woman said
she had done her best for the two men
whom she had been called upon to
treat, but their sins had been of such
magnitude that she could do nothing
They had, she said, caused the death of
the favorite cat of her granddaughter
and for that offense there was no help.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
REAL ESTATE AND BUILDING.
New Oriental Line.

TACOMA (Wash), May 19.--The Dol
lar Steamship Company of San Fran
cisco has arranged to maintain a reg
ular steamship service between Puget
sound and Oriental ports. The service
has been started with two steamers
taking experimental cargoes. These
We're the steamship Arab, which re-
Gently sailed from Tacoma for China
with a cargo of lumber; the steamer
Stanley Dollar sailed from Portland
&bout the same time with a cargo of
flour and lumber for Port Arthur.
Both steamers viii return here in July
or August to load flour, lumber and
general freight for Oriental ports.
The announcement that the line will
be permanent was made today by III.
+. Alexander, president of the Com
mercial Dock Company, which has been
appointed agent at Tacoma for the
Dollar lines Alexander returned today
from San Francisco, where he confer
red with the Dollar Company regard
ing the s, .vice to be maintained. No
bid will be made at present for the
heavy passenger travel the object OF
the company being to become an es-
tablished factor in the transpaciic
freight traffic.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
LEGISLATURE MAY
FINISH NEXT WEEK

Some members of the Legislature be-
lieye that with hard work 1t will be
possible to end the session next week.
They point to the fact that the Sem
ate has its work well up and that the
only thing that remains to be done Is
to pass through the House the sala-
ries, the loan and eighteen months ex-
pense bills.
The unpaid bills measure is practi-
cally through with, the only delay be-
ing on certain items which members
are working to force into the bill. Some
consideration has been given to the
six months salary bill and it probab-
ly will be finished today.
The Senate will go on with the eigh-
teen months current bill and prob
ably will end 1t tomorrow, and the
loan bin is in such shape that the
House should dispose of the matter
with one days work. Harmonious ac-
ton progresses and there Is no reason
to believe that next week and early
in it too, win not see the end of the
session.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
The Hawaii Loses Boat,

While the S. s. Hawaii was taking
sugar at Papalkou on Tuesday one of
her boats was upset by heavy swell
and carried into a cave in the rocks.
One of the sailors was badly injured by
being struck by the boat. He was Civ
en- first aid TO the injured by Captain
Dover and one of the men and after
wards brought into Hllo for treatment
by a physician. The boat that was
washed into the cave came out in bits
about two hours after the accident
Hilo Herald
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
GEORGE ". 0UTcALT
How He Fabricated Himself From
q Serious Difficulty.

How George w. Outcalt, q well
known merchant Of wellston, Okla
homa, recently succeeded in extricating
himself from a serious difficulty Is one
of the interesting stories now going the
rounds of the papers.
II had been working very hard" he
says in telling the story. For long
time had given almost every moment
of my attention to my business and
did not notice what effect this was
having on me. But, finally. saw that
my health was giving way-I was get
ting thin, was always tired and easily
out of breath; my blood was poor, my
stomach bad. Every now and then /
would be dizzy and any little exertion
would exhaust me completely. In short,
I was all rundown.
"Then one day 1 saw an advertise
ment which led me to try DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People. They acted
like magic. felt better in few days.
My flesh came back till regained my
normal weight. my appetite returned
and my general health is now better
than it had been for many years. 1
have recommended DR.. Williams Pink
Pills to many Of my friends and am
glad of this opportunity to tell what
the remedy has done for me-"
What DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People did for Mr.. Outcalt they
will do for others similarly afflicted.
They are different from ordinary med
icine because they act directly on the
blood and nerves. They have cured
stubborn cases Of locomotor ataxia,
partial paralysis, st. Vitus' dance,
sciatica. neuralgia, rheumatism, ner-
vous headache, the after-effects Of the
grip, palpitation of the heart, pale and
sallow compilations and all forms Of
weakness either in male or female. If
you are sick and your doctor cannot
cure you, write US and we will tell you
honestly and frankly whether DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills are suited for your
case. We will not recommend the pills
in cases which we do not believe they
will cure.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale peo-
pie are sold by all dealers, or will be
sent postpaid on receipt of price, fifty
cents a box, or six boxes for two dol
lars and fifty cents (they are never sold
in bulk or by the hundred) by address,
ing DR.. Williams Medicine Company,
Schenectady, N. Y.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02

bottle of "Wampole's Prepare.
tion," and without it none is
genuine. It is palatable as honey
and contains the nutritive and
curative properties of Pure Cod
Liver Oil, extracted by us from
fresh cod livers, combined with
the Compound Syrup of Hypo-
phosphites and the Extracts of
Malt and Wild Cherry. Taken
before meals it creates an appe-
tite, aids digestion, renews vital
power, drives out disease germs,
makes the blood rich, red and
full of constructive elements and
gives back to the pleasures and
iabours of the world many who
had abandoned hope. DR.. S. FL.
Mccoy, of Canada, says: 81 tes-
tify with pleasure to its unlim-
tied usefulness as a tissue bull
DER" It's curative powers can al
WAYS be relied upon. 1t makes a
new era in medicine and repre-
sents the best medical advice of
the twentieth century. Effective
from the first dose. "You can.
not be disappointed in it," Sold
by all chemists the world over
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
Crying for Help
Lots of it in Honolulu But
Daily Growing
Less.

Backache Is one OF the first indica-
lions of kidney trouble.
1t is the Kidneys first cry for help.
Heed 1t.
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills ars
what Is wanted.
Are just what overworked kidneys
need.
They strengthen and invigorate the
kidney; help them to do their work;
never fail to cure any case of kidney
disease.
Reed the proof from a Honolulu citi-
zen.
Mr.. Charles Comey. of Cyclomere
street, this city, one of the many per-
sons who have tried Doan's Backache
Kidney Pills with great advantage, re-
lates his experience thus: II have been
hack driver for number of years
past and this Is an occupation in
which, through exposure to weather
and much jumping up and down from
the vehicle, one Is particularly liable TO
kidney complaint | suffered myself
from lame back for long while, and
in my anxiety to get rid of 1t tried
several things which did not reach the
root of my trouble. An advertisement
acquainted me with what grand work
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills were
doing, and | got some of them at the
HOLSTER Drug Co.'s store. used them
and with very much profit, for they re-
lieved my back wonderfully"
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
for sale by all dealers or sent by mall
on receipt of price. so cents per box.
by the HOLSTER Drug Co., Honolulu.
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian
Islands.
Remember the name Doan's and take
no other.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
OF THE MULTITUDES !,

who have used it, or are now u.s.
ing it, we have never heard Of
any one who has been disappoint-
ed in it. No claims are made for
it except those which are amply
justified by experience. In COM
mending It to the afflicted we
simply point to its record. 1t
has done great things, and it is
certain to continue the excellent
work. There is-we may hon
estly affirm-no medicine which
can be used with greater and
more reasonable faith and conf
dence. 1t nourishes and keeps up
the strength during those periods
when the appetite fails and food
cannot be digested. To avoid
limitations and substitutions, this
"trade mark" is put on every
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
WILL TREAD
ON HOT SANDS

1t Is expected that Aloha Temple,
Mystic Shrine, will hold it's ceremonial
session the latter part of the coming
month. Potentate Griggs Holt will call
the regular quarterly meeting for Sat-
urday, June 6, which time the reception
of petitions will take place and every
thing made ready for the caravan,
which this year will be over especially
hot sands. 1t is anticipated that a
number of the unregenerated from the
Rainy City will be in attendance to re-
ceive the protection of Osman's
Shadow
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02

equal as a household liniment. 1t is
the best known remedy for rheuma-
tism, lame back, quinsy and glandular
swellings, while for sprains, bruises,
burns and scalds II is invaluable. One
application gives relief. Try it, All
Dealers and Druggists sell it. Benson.
Smith & Co., Agents for Hawaii,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
KAUAI ARRANGES
LOAN BILL LIST

Kauai the last of the islands to ar
range it's loan bill schedule, has COM
pleted it's work. There will be some
fine work on the roads, and the county
building will be in keeping with this,
which promises to be the most prosper
Gus of the counties. The list is as fol-
lows:
County building and furniture. s 40, 900
Road machinery . .............. 10000
demonstrating and relocating
road Hanalei to and including
Haena with culverts ........... 10000
New steel bridge, Lumahai...... 1000
New beach road, Kalihiwai Bay
to Hanalei ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 1900
demonstrating and relocating
road Moloaa to Kalihiwai Bay. 5000
demonstrating road, Nawiliwili
landing to Kapaia via Lihue
postoffice .................... 1900
demonstrating and relocating
road Nawiliwili landing to Lii
hue Mill via court house. $500
demonstrating and relocating
roads Koloa town including
road to Koloa landing ......... 5000
New steel bridge, Laval. ...,.... $500
New steel bridge, Wahiawa...... $500
Approaches to Wahiawa bridge. 1900
demonstrating approaches Wai-
mea bridge Observation-Disclosures. 1000
Embankment Waimea river..... $500
Culverts Waimea to Mama. 1000
Landings and uoys..,......,... 5000
S143 900
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
General Insurance Co. Tor Sea
River and Land Transport
Of Dresden.

Having established an agency at Ho-
nolulu and the Hawaiian Islands, the
undersigned general agents are author
lied to take risks against the dangers
of the sea at the most reasonable rates
and on the most favorable terms.
F. A. SCHAEFER & &C.,
Agents for the Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02
German Lloyd Marine Insured &c
OF BERLIN.
Fortuna General Insurance &
OF BERLIN.

The above Insurance Companies have
established a general agency here, and
the undersigned, general agents, are
authorized to take risks against the
dangers Of the seat at the most reason
able rates and on the most favorable
terms.
F. A. SCHAEFER & CO..
General Agents.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-06-02

First explorer-"we are in terrible
straits. The supply of champagne is
reduced to thirteen cases, the cigars
are nearly gone, and the mineralogist
is half dead with govt" Cheer up, old
man, the third relief party is due this
month. Life.