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The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

WHEN THE BoBBER Boss.
An tickle In my denims =,
When l see bob!
the er
Ain'st no use fer fancy tackle.
Bristol rod, 'er whirrin' reel
Gittin tangled like ol' whiskey
Makes n feller's brain cells feel
But, gee whillikens. I'm happy
with tn risin' o. tn sun
When tn bobber gifts to bobbln
And the string gun! :.
in be-
Is ~ .
First she trsmbles on tn water
An tn circles broaden wide,
Ripplln' inter baby blllers
Sputt'rin' onward with tn tide:
Then she Jumps like all creation.
Does that jigg'ri teetrin' cob.
Gittin' me all flushed an futt'rin
Count O. that bob!
bob
An when night comes I turn homeward
Loaded down with strings O. fish,
Sprisin' all them city fellers.
Causin' them t'wish and wish
They had thrun away ther riggin'.
Lost ther all. an list played hob
'Fishin' like native" fishes
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

No other systemic catarrh remedy has ar
yet been devised. Insist upon having Pc
runa. There are no medicines that can bo
substituted.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac-
tory results from the use of Peruna, write
at once to DIR. Hartman. giving a full state
ment Of your case and he will be pleased TO
give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman. President of Tho
Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, Ohio
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
S1.OO BIG 5OO-POUND STEEL
RANGE OFFER

II you can use the best big 300 0pound kteeI
range made in the world. and are willing to have
It placed In your own home on three months Tree
trial, Just cut this notice out and send TO SEARS
RoEBUCK Co., Chicago, and you Will receive
free by return mail q big picture of the steel
range and many other cooking and heating
Stoves you will also receive the most wonder
full q 90 steel range offer, an oner that places
the best steel range or heating stove In the
home of any family, such an offer that no family
in the land. no matter what their circumstances
may be. or how small their income, need DO
without the best cooking or heating stove made
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
Kaiser WiIheIm's Castles.

Kaiser Wilhelm owns eighty-three
estates and fifty-three castles. These
foot up total OF 100000 acres and
bring in an income of 100000. He
has as yet visited only thirty OF his
castles, but the total sum which goes
to their support is enormous. He is
building a fifty-fourth castle. a mag
nificent affair. which will overlook Po-
sen, in Prussian Poland.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
First Come, First Served.

We would rather sell our fine San
Luis valley lands to Colorado farmers.
Best water rights. fertile soil. low
prices. easy terms. II easterners come
first-and they're coming fast-we will
sell to them, of course. Send for our
new booklet and see what you're miss
ing. The Colorado Bureau OF Immigra-
tion. GIG Majestic Bldg. Denver. Colo.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Storekeepers report that the extra
quantity. together with the superior
quality Of Defiance Starch makes 1t
next to impossible to sell any other
brand.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Dealers say that as coon as Gus
toner tries Defiance Starch 1t is I'M
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch. It can be used cold
or boiled.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Hundreds of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality OF De-
fiance Starch is fast taking place OF
all other brands. Others say they
cannot sell any other starch.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Will be heard.
The documents have not yet been
made public. but the Associated Press
correspondent learns that the whole
controversy centers on Canada's effort
to acquire an outlet to the sea. 1t is
known authoritatively that the Cana
dian agent asserts that under the Rus
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Sir Thomas Upton declares he will
marry an American girl when he lifts
the cup. This does not conflict with
his original intention OF remaining a
bachelor.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Don't you know that Defiance
Starch besides being absolutely supe-
rior to any other, is put up 16 ounces
in package and sells at same price
as 12-ounce packages of other kindsf
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
s.n.Ib,. housekeepers

will have Defiance Starch, not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money. but also because Of
superior quality.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
, Anthrax In Illinois.

Chicago, Aug. 30.-Anthrax. dread
ed by cattle owners. has been reported
to the health department as having
broken out on stock farm near Chi
cagO.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

"Confine yourself to water and you'll
never get tight" 81 don't know about
that; I've seen boat that was water
light"
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

covery. l spent hundreds OF dollars in
medicine which did me no goo ! was
persuaded by friend to try Peruna.
took it two weeks without much improve
ment, but kept on with it and soon began
to get we'll and strong very fast. Within
two months I was cured. and have been
well ever since. I am n strong advocate OF
Peruna &C Hershman.
Peruna cures catarrh OF the kidneys.
liver and other pelvic organs. simply be-
cause it cures catarrh wherever located.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

"wyndham boasts tha what he doesn I
know about his busin, SIS wouldn't fill a
book" well. ! notice that what he does
know hasn't filled his pocketbook."
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Pfso's Cure ia the host medicine We ever used
for all affections Of the throat and lungs.-WA.
@. EHpsLsY. vanhunsu. Ind. Feb. 10. 1904
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

III the wind raises they Will have {
race" Yes; and n ! could raise tn
wind I'd buy yacht"
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

"She told me-" said the young man
who had consulted a f"rtune-teller. that
{ was born to command" well. well!'
exclaimed Hcnpeck; she means then
that you Will never be married."
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

When a nobleman pays his attentions
to Yankee millionaire's daughter, he
usually hopes to have her pay his
debts
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Here's still good motto
Not learned In "A school
Take time by the forelock,
And also the mule!
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

The secret of the popularity of Baxters
word-"Qualty."
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

FALL TERM OF CESTKAL BUSINESS
COLLEGE of DENVER opens sept 1st. Courses:
BOOK eping. Shorthand aud Topography.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

"Nhy did you cur,aii the ours tail?''
"BecalIse / wanted to take him In the
carriage and his tail would keep a wag-
gin'."
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

II n mining camp can turn out several
dead men every week 1t is called u live
camp
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

FITS :yCuroa. y fits nervonsnoss after
brat oay use OF Dr. Kline troat Nerve Restorer.
pend Tor FREE S2.OO ttiAi pottls and trrstise-
bR- r. IL IInk Ltd, 81 Atcn ST.. PhiIs phiA, Pa
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

smile of satisfaction eoes with one OF
Bakers "Bullhead" b-cent ciRars.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

II there is no other way to kill of the
English sparrows II might be possible to
get the Legislature to pass a law pro-
tecting them.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Nothing brings the wolf to the door
quicker than bucking the tiger.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

No. sab; Adam wasn't cullud man
or de serpent would brung IL watermll-
lion instid of APPLE
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Doily-what place does Mrs. Rushcr
hold in the 400? kitty-Oh. she's one OF
the noughts.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Nowadays we seldom speak Of n mirror
looking glass. but the good looking
lasses use II as much as ever.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Wireless telegraphy and wireless tel
ephones are easy, but 1t will take rare
genius to perfect wireless politics.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
9 9 =
A Base SANDER.

What we need in this here country
o. owrp is a law that1l make news
paper editors back up their printin'.
TIL editor O. Newspaperdom. jour.
nal published in Ne York, says. right
up under th' editorial card. top o
pure readin' matter, an .eadin' tn en-
tire editorial procession:
"The editor of the Western Pub
Usher has purchased a new suit Of
clothes"
Fellers, 1t amt SO! Don't believe
It! Beware O. base calumny. SLAM
uer an tn javefin O. poison thrown t
stir up class hatred and set capital
fightin' agn labor.
We amt had no new suit in years.
Th' "dummed" subscribers won't pay
up fast enough so'st we kin git morn
a pair O. overalls at onct an TIL same
time.
No, stree! No new suit for us. but
IL every tarnal editor had to back up
his assertions. we'd have one-and
maybe a new handspring in our
watch.
But we amt none malicious about 1t.
II we was we'd dress up in that imas.
mary suit O. owrn, go out on State
street in underclothes cut so burned
low at the neck that tn newsboys
could look over 'em. git arrested. run
in, fined-and charge tn whole, bloom
in bill up t. that smart Ne York edi-
tor who is tryin' t. drag us down by
maxim dude outen us!
Fellers, once more, we amt got
no new suit. honest injun, hope to
die! We're yer friend yit, and don't
We fergit. tn latch string hangin' where
she'll do ther most good.
P, S.-Fragrant an corn-cob pipes
always on tap. Check yer guns! Ask
the devil which way!
And next will come the Autumn girl.
The girl that we love best
wonder,if she'll wear , our SOCKS.
It almost makes a man a woman
hater when he thinks it is only the
female mosquitoes that bite him.
The Farmer.
The first man was a farmer-he
raised "cane."
terred to as ''jocund" is because the
novelist was never a farmer.
2 No farmer ever raised crop by
tickling" the earth, wise writer's to
the contrary Notwithstanding. The
farmer does not have his fun that
way.
The farmer needs to know little
about Ceres to grow good harvest.
1t is only the poets who give the god
undue credit.
Charles Dudley Warner says.
blessed be agricultural! II one does
not have too much of it."
We have always maintained that
outside of the cornfield, more suck.
ers" live in the city than on the farm.
SSS
It's not what you know
On this earth here below
That makes you wise one.
What gives you show
Are the bluffs that you SOW
Do you "savvy." my son!
Married men are the better soldiers;
they know more about fighting.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

-he mildest tobacco that grows Is used
IN the makeup of Baxter's Bullhead 5
cent cigar. Try one and see.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

'Tt beats all how good a cigar. you can
buy for cents 4 you buy the right brand.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Mrs. winslow's SoothlnE Syrup.
For children teething soen- the gums, reduces In
allays pain cures wind collie. 25o bottle
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

The beeis are so large in Colorado this
year that four policemcnt have been seer
sleeping on one beat.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
Typhoid Fever Can Be
Prevented.

Our corrective does IL
Money returned In case
of failure. A full months
treatment for s5.U. Write
for free booklet. Address
Comfort Mfg. Co., fGth
and Curtis Sts.. Denver,
Colo. Department q.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

The Car talked turkey" to Abdul
Hamid and carried his point.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are
fast to light and washing.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

II you have smoked a Builhead Scent
cigar you know how good they are; II
you have not better try one.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Stops the Cough and
Works on the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 25c.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

"You don't mean to say that you have
no theories about the education of chill
dren7' mo. have too many children"
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
Financial Contract Security Co.
We Day per cent interest DEPOSIT BY NAIL.
Modern School Of Business hnaas hh aSor Sy.1 Gn"ys.
a. NJ. KEARNES. PTin. Catnlo9 Free.

DENVER NORMAL s mad rkssns,.ry as
i.ei COURSES. itAs UlensrIn. fhED DICK. Prin
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
ST. MARY'S ACADEMY

koTRE DAME, INDIANA
One Nile West of Hotre Dame University.
Most beautifully and BEAUTIFULLY located Condncte4
by the Sisters Of the Holy Cross Chartered 1855 En-
jSying a national patronage. Thorough Enxlish,
classical, seientiao and Commercial Courses, -.
yanc.d chemistry and Pharmacy. hssuiar ool
pupils for regular, special or collegiate coursea
PHYSICAL Laboratory well equipped.
The Conservatory Of Music is CONDUCTED on plans
of the beet Conseryatories. The Art Department 70
modelled after leading Art Schools Minim Depart.
ment for children under Twelve years Physical
Culture under direction Of graduate Of Dr. BarRents
Normal School of Ply steal Training.
Tho best modern educational advantages for httanQ
young --omen for lives Il usefulness The constAnS
gro. Ii of the Acasemy has again Decsssitated tbo
erection OF additional nDe buildings Nth lstese
year gins Se ptember sth. Mention this paper
For catalogue and special information apply TO
The Directress Of ST. MARf'S ACADEMY
Notre Dame, Indiana.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Mr.. Cyrus Hersh m a n.
Sheridan, Ind. writes
1.-TWO years ago ! was a
sick man. Catarrh had set
tied in the pelvic organs,
making life a burden and
liitla hnno of r.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

STOVE Egraihs s,.. or ever, sa."n e1 nss' Ct
bULLkN, lSal LAsrspos 81, Denver. Pnons IA
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
EDUCATIONAL.
THE UNIVERSITY OF N0TRE DAME,

The UNIVERSITY OF M0TRE DAME,
NOTRE DAME, INDIANA.
FULL COURSES IN Classics, Letters, Eco
pomics and History, journalism, Art, Sciencos
Pharmacy, Law. Civil. Mechanical and Rieoe
trical Engineering. Architecture.
Thorough Preparatory and Commeca8
Courses.
Rooms Free to all students who have com
peted the studies required for admission into the
Sophomore. Junior or Senior Year Of any OF ths
ColleRiato Courses. s. ,,Yt
Rooms to Rent, moderate charge to students
over seventeen preparing for ColleEiatd Courses.
A limited number OF Candidates for tho EccIor
sinstcal sfate will be received at special rates.
st. Edwards Hall. for boys under u years. 10
unique IN the eompletcnes Of IT'S eluipmenl
The Doth Year will open September 3, 1901
Catalogues Free. Address y. o. Box 2<o.
REV. A. MORRlSSRY, G. s. C.. President.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
CATARRH DESTROYS THE KIDNEYS
Was Miserable Gould Not Stand Up or WaIk-
Pe-ru-na Cured.
Many Persons Have
Catarrh and Don't
Know il.

Mr.. James NJ. Powell. 633
Troost street, Kansas City.
Mo-, Vice Grand of I. o.
o. F.. of Cherryville. kans..
writes:
"Abouf four years ago !
suffered with . severe ca
farrh Of the bladder, which
caused continued Irritation
and pain. Twas miserable
and could NOT stand up or
walk for any length Of
time without extreme
weariness and pain. ! be-
gan taking Peruna and II
greatly relieved me. and In
eleven weeks ! was COM
pIefeIy cured and felt like
q new man. "--James NJ.
Powell.
Hundreds Of Dollars Spent In
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Fidelity Savings ASS n ".s 1ssssn,. ss.sss'
kkhD FOh Pen GENT. DkrOjic PASS BOOK
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02

Married men are the better soldiers;
they know more about fighting.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-02
Oxford Hotel.

Denver One Block from Union Depot. Pire-proof
q. II. MORSE, Mgr.
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TAKE IT IN MAY.
Purifies the Blood as Nothing Else Can Do--Makes
Strong Nerves--Cures Disease.
PAINE'S CELERY COMPOUND.

WEAKNESS, insomnia. impure blood
and nerve troubles make life a burden
for our women in springtime. Accum-
ulations of waste and morbid matters
in the blood during the winter season
have poisoned the life stream. caus-
ing the liver to become sluggish and
the kidneys are suffering and unable
to remove waste and dangerous prod
ucts from the system. 1t is now time
for the sick and ailing to strike at the
root of the trouble. The month of
May should be a time of recuperation
and cure. The needed and blessed
work can be successfully accomplish
ed by the use OF Paine's Celery Com
pound, the only medicine that can cor
rect unhealthy nerve action. and feed
the nerve centers with elements that
will build them up into healthy tissues.
Try Paine's Celery Compound this
month IL you are suffering. weak. Ian
guild and respondent; happy and
blessed results will follow. Mrs. Re
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becca X. Rowland, Lexington. Ky.
writes as follows:
Some time ago | had a very severe
attack of grip. and it left me with a
cough. Then kidney and bowel troub-
les set in, and ! became so weak that
| reeled when walked. | was so nerv
Gus | could scarcely feed myself, and
could only sleep a small part of the
night. | had doctor after doctor, but
did not get rid of my ailments. |
CHANGED to hear of some wonderful
cures wrought by Paine's Celery Com
pound and decided to give 1t a trial. |
did so, and 1t cured me of my troubles.
| thank God that Paine's Celery Com
pound was discovered; it made me
strong; it made me walk, and it gave
me sleep. People say to me: You
look younger than you did ten years
ago. and | reply that Paine's Celery
Compound did it with Gods help. |
shall praise Paine's Celery Compound
while | live for all 1t has done for me-
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OYSTER BAY INCIDENTS,

Knowing that r. j. Shinick was
from Oyster Bay, New York, and that
he surely must he personally %acquaint.
ed with President Roosevelt, the fol.
lowing interview was obtained from
him:
II went to oyster Bay in 1870; was
two years in partnership with j. b.
Wright, in the carriage business. We
did all of Mr.. Roosevelt's carriage
work. During the summe months the
presidents father and family lived at
spent in New York. The presidents
father was a great ~favorite with every
one. He was democratic and popu-
lar, and always had a pleasant word
and smile for everyone. Young Theo-
dore at the time was quite young. I
remember him as a great favorite and
leader in all kinds OF sport on the wa
ter and at base ball. We had a very
the "Osceolas.' The presidents neigh
hor. Fred Weeks, was our captain. and
w. J. Youngs, who was his secretary
when he was governor at Albany, and
Amos Knapp, who was head messen-
ger at Albany, were members of our
club. | played second base. | remem-
Der one game we had the president as
umpire. He was aoout Is years old
then. We were playing against the
crack ball club from Huntington. This
was a larger town and eight miles
from Oyster Bay. There was great
competition between the two towns,
and the games were always red hot
and some times ended in a general
riot. This game was played on mutual
grounds. Half way between the two
towns. Our regular umpire was hit in
the eye by a foul tip and disabled. so
young Roosevelt was asked to umpire
the game. He proved a dandy, had ev-
cry rule down fine, and showed the
best of courage in giving decisions.
The big kickers of the Huntington
club could do nothing with the little
umpire. Several times the two clubs
would rush in and surround him, the
whole eighteen players and about 100
rooters talking at the same time. but
our little umpire stood his ground and
stuck to every decision he gave, and
they were always fair and honestly
given. 1t was the first time | remem-
Der an umpire's running the bases to
watch for close decisions. Fred Weeks
was our pitcher on that day. We were
then using the underhand throw.
Weeks was a college student and quite
an athlete. He had a very swift deliv-
cry and knocked out two catchers that
day. The catchers then did not use
the big mitt. We won our game, 90 to
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10, after red hot playing and kicking
for three hours. Then both mines gave
three hearty cheers for our little UNI
pire, and he was declared the best UNI
pire we ever had. The future presi-
dent was very proud of our winning,
although he never favored us with his
decisions.
81 remember he was a good swim
mer and fond of the water. oyster
Bay is the home of the Sewanaka
Yacht club. o. e. Cromwell was then
secretary of the club and w. l.. Swan,
a wealthy neighbor of the president,
vas commodore. During the racing
season every one that could handle a
boat was out in the harbor. have
seen young Roosevelt with several
boys of his own age handle a cat boat
in some mighty strong breezes, with
him at the tiller and others hanging
over the edge of the boat to keep her
from going over. 1t takes a good
amount of genuine pluck to manage a
small sail boat in a strong wind. The
young man at the tiller then proved
very successful, and those that know
him best expect to see him bring the
ship of state safely into harbor.
His secretary, when governor, Hon.
w. J. Youngs, was also a very popular
Oyster bay man. He was the repub-
lican leader of Queens county a num-
her of years, and managed the presi-
dents several campaigns very success
fully. He is now the able United
States district attorney located at
Brooklyn, N. Y.
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publican party and an unreserved al
lance in the democratic party between
the Cleveland forces and the Bryan.
ties. Each of these conditions is i'm
probable and both of them are impos-
sible. Therefore President Roosevelt
will be the next president. Roosevelt
is peculiarly strong with the average
members of his own party. and with
a great many independent voters who
ordinarily work with other parties.
Roosevelt. in his election as president,
will break all records in that he will
be the first vice president in seventy
five years to be made available as a
president. But for that matter. his en-
tire life has been a record breaker.
He is one of the few men who has de-
veloped in the last fifty years an abili-
ty to speak at any time and grow
stronger with each utterance. One
thing about Roosevelt which is escap.
ing general observation is his consu
mate skill as a politician. | use that
word in its highest. purest and best
sense. He is a politician after the
manner of Abraham Lincoln. Without
bending to certain vast Influences
refer to the monied-he wins them to
him and saves them from themselves.
He is impulsive, but his impulsiveness
Strings from intense integrity of pur'
pose. He is resolute as iron, and yet
is a man who will change in a minute
upon seeing that his position Is a
wrong one. He has, along this line,
done something that no other man has
ever or ever will do-he has conquered
Roosevelt. He has mastered himself.
He is a man to depend upon, essential
ly American, jealous to a degree, safe
in his decisions. and fit for the office
the people intend to bestow upon him.
that of the presidency. An election
today would return him, the postpone
ment for a year and a half merely Will
add to his majority"
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Two car loads of pianos sold in four
months by Hall & Learnard, the larg-
est southwestern house.
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THE PRESIDENTIAL TRAIN.
Concluded from page one.)

of a number of pen and brush pictures
of Frederick VIM, the cowboy artist.
The presentation was made by Judge
Baker while the president was being
driven oyer the city.
About twenty-five rough riders are
in the city today to greet their old
commander.
Judge B. s. Baker and Postmaster
Hopkins are to be thanked by every
one in Albuquerque for the time and
trouble they ahve been to in arrang-
ing for the decorations and other mat
tiers that have helped to make the
presidents reception so great a uc-
cess.
All the saloons and gambling houses
in the city were closed from 2:30 to
$50 o'clock.
Sheriff Hubbell is another nan to be
congratulated. for he was instrumental
in collecting over 81 900 for the occa-
sion.
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PEN PICTURE.
Model Tribute to Albuquerque Distin
guished Visitor.

The following striking characterize
ton Of President Roosevelt by Senator
Burton in a recent interview is a mo-
del tribute to the presidents ability;
Everybody ought TO study Presi-
dent Roosevelt. for he will be presi-
dent a long time He will be nominal
ed by reclamation TO succeed himself
and will be elected by a tremendous
majority. Two things. and these two
only, could defeat him, a split in the re
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Yard and Ottice: 107 East Railroad
avenue: uptown office, Armilo bldg.