The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-04-21
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

Jack Frost has a successor at MI I.
Hope. Some wheIp is destroying the frult
trees by cuttig them.
zone wife at hand is worth two in the
courts" seems TO fit the case Of that al
legged bigamist at Clifton
DIR. Carl Swenson saved football at
Bethany college The Swedish Lutheran
conference wanted TO cut ii out.
DR.. Funk should retire now. \ Clifton
mans second wife has appeared 10 him,
and. moreover in flesh and blood
\ crusade against horned cattle is
slowly forming in Edwards county. one
gored a fine flly to death last week.
Presidents are as frail as china. A
pawnbroher at Arkansas City was SWIM
died ito buying bogus ring last week
The Sterling Journal declares that
Wichita is slow on the corn cob business
Sterling burned shipped-in corn cobs two
years ago.
The Medicine Lodge Crescent remarks
Significantly that man by the name OF
Leland led the ticket in Wichita And
he was no relation TO Cy. either
If man figures that he viii be counted
as in earnest after he is defeated b.
displaying his soreness. he Is mistaken.
He appears to all as grouchy fossil.
The only element on earth that can
play even with the railroad combines Is
the tramp contingency. Those knights
are now breaking open cars on the Santa
Re.
The "old" bachelors Of Valley Center
have formed a club. The married men
now 90 along the street humming
They're more 10 be pitied than cen
sured.'
II words mean anything, 1t is very
strange fact that We dol hear ~ some
lvnchings or bio0dshed 10 those towns
that failed 10 elect law and order can
didates.
How the Sultan must envy Joe. the
rurk. now touring Kansas. II he wolld
start ont on such an expedition, u would
just be his luck q go up against Carrie
Nation
He suggest that q the next college de-
bate. the question ~ whether the picture
at the head Of The Hutchinson News
Short Talk column : Tom Ccrdray ~
3r- Johnson
~ SILVIA. thc town built hiE bonfire
20 celebrate the election. and the cram
cry was ccrs1 med j. was q m.s'zs-.
bet some people must always celebrate
with fre and 10 doubt raaT Et,l carry
this characteristic beyond the grave
senator Dunouf Smita spoke from ihe
pulpit of the Uai-arlsa church in it.rliia
srnSar Re proved ttat 90 es-itor ee
all the p1l7it Tffb cre-- p r. -r1tss-
sion q tn~ paper ana me zniaisfTt. ~
talk 20 the contrary tasta1sl1irE-
Gay Center Tfu7es- 4 res stFie q he1
-srtv has besn introduces f1 Cay county.
aa6 cne . hirh wlI d1lafiess osesrzse r1oFe
,.7rs.Isr with ihe c1arctes s1a1 ief go
style. Tha Ladies Htr ser1etg ~ IRE
Esfcrr-es E'--stls-teriz1 cnlr'n ~ fri--
Ted 60 the credit fer i1troa1 cffE ne re-
form Ths Grgt - TIE Fsasoa 49,
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ss1irsd the Blessing II ths ch4reh