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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

|Brights disease is near at hand. Read
how the danger can be averted.
Case No. 15,741.-Re--. Jacob d. Van
Coren, Of 81 Sixth street Fond du Lac,
Wis, Presbyterian clergyman, says:
"a man or woman who has never had
kidney complaint or any of the little
ills consequent upon .rritabed or mac
tive kidneys knows very little about
what prolonged suffering IS, had at
lacks which kept me in the house for
days at a time, unableito do anything,
and TO express what | Suffered can
hardly no adequately done in ordinary
Anglo SaEUn. As time passed. compli.
cations set in. the particulars of which
| will belpleased to give in a personal
interview to any one who requires in
formation. | used plenty of remedies,
and, ever On the outlook for something
that might check or benefit my condi.
tiun, | began taking Doan's Kidney
IPils. This | can conscientiously say,
lDoan's Kidney Pills caused a general
Improvement in my health. They
brought great relief by lessening the
pain and correcting the action of the
Kidney secreuons.
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine. which cured the Rev. Jacob
Van Doren, will be mailed on applica.
ton to any part of the United States.
Address FOster-Milburn Co, Buffalo,
N. Y. For sale by all druggists. Price
90 cents per box.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Burned 70 Death.

Dallas, Tex, Jan. 6.--J. II. Williams,
stable boy, and twenty-three horses
burned to death yesterday in a fire at
the plant of Hughes Bros Extract
company. A warehouse was also con-
sumed. Loss, $4,000; insurance half
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Awakes From Lona Sleep,

Kansas City, Jan. 6.--John Fulcher,
the negro prisoner in jail at Kansas
City, Kan, awoke at midnight from
his long sleep which had lasted 159
hours. Fulcher was awakened by
cold water forced down his throat.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
We Want Produce shippers

To write us for prices and offers for eggs,
butter, poultry, vegetables, seeds, etc We
week i'm the year. We pay cash and make
no charge for commission and remit
promptly for all we buy. Can furnish
references in your own town If desired.
Write US today
Huron Wholesale Fruit a Produce
Company, Huron, 8. ID.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
MOVE CRAZY INDIANS.

Patients to Be Taken to South Dakota
Asylum.
Washington, Jan. 6.-Arrangements
have been perfected for the transfer Of
the insane Indians now confined in
st. Elizabeth hospital in this city to
the government asylum at Canton, S.
d. There are about ten patients here.
They will be taken West in a special
car IN charge of one of the hospital at
PENDANTS.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Editor in Trouble.

Manila, Jan, Emanuel Range, ed
itor of Libertas, has been sentenced to
six months in the penitentiary at hard
labor and to pay fine of $4,000 gold
for libeling Gen. Bell.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
PAYMAsTER is HELD UP.
One of Bold Trio in Iowa Severely
Wounded.

Bussey, Iowa, Jan. 6. - w. r. Sulli-
van, paymaster for the Bussey coal
mine near here, was held up by three
robbers and robbed of $1,000. After
the robbers had obtained the money
several secured shotguns and began
firing at them. One of the men was
seriously wounded, being shot in the
face and arm. He was captured and
taken to Knoxville for treatment. He
refuses to give his name.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

The best lands of Germany are now
devoted to the culture of the sugar
beet, the greater proportion of the
product being exported.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Talent Not Annreeiated.

Madam" explained Harry Higgins.
I'm an after-dinner speaker"
Then" said Mrs. Snappem, before
slamming the door, you'll do no talk.
ing here."-Detroit Free Press.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
TILE ToRTURp or PLIES

relieved promptly, and permanently cured
by Coles Carbolisalve. Guarantee goes
with each box. Get the genuine. AT drug
gists, 25c and SOC.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

STOP THAT RACKING COUGH
and avoid danger of consumption or pneu-
monia by promptly taking Coles Cough
Cure. 1t tastes good and is good. Every bot
tie guaranteed. 25c and SOC ut druggists.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Dead Man Is Identified.

Sturgis, S. d., Jan. 6. The frozen
man found on the roadside ten miles
south of the South MORGAN has been
identified as Chris Nelson.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Here, Patrick, here's a fat little pig
for Christmas roasting"
Thank yez, sor; it's jest like yez,
sor,"-New York Times.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

y Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup
For children teething. softens the gums, reduces In
Iammation. sllays pain cures wind collie. Csc bottle
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Pisos Cure for ConsumptIo. is an infallible
medicine for coughs and coldS.-N w. SAMUEL
Ocean rove, N j.. Feb. ". 1901
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

The man who is driven to despera-
ton usually assists in the driving.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
TWENTY DOLLARS APIECE.
Leech Lake Indians to Get Aagregat,
OF S195.OOO.

Washington, Jan. 6.-The roll con.
tanning the names of the Leech Lake
Indians entitled to a share in the
stumpage fund created by the sale of
dead and down timber was submitted
to thu cretary of the interior. The
Indians at Leech lake will get about
$50 per capita, the total aggregating
about $4,000
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Children and fools are very apt to
seize upon unanswerable arguments.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Amy man who really knows women
don't pretend to understand them.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Stops the Cough and
Works or the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 25c.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

EITG permanently No nts or nervousness artsf
nrst days use OF Dr. Kines Great Nerve hestor~
err Send for FREE G2 90 trial bottle and treatise
Dk H. NJ KLINE, Ltd ssi Arch Street Philadelphia Pa
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
AluRKINo DANGER.

There Is q lurking
danger In the aching
back.
The aches and pains
Of a bad back tell Of
kidneys overworked.
Go to the kidneys'
a sistanc e when
backache pains warn
you.
A kidney warning
rhould be needed, for
dangerous diabetes
quickly follows in the
wake OF backache.
Urinary disorders
are serious and
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

For the toothache dentists sometimes
administer the gold cure.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

and SO shoes areworn by thousandsof menwho
have been paying 81 and S5,not believing they,
could get a first-class shoe for $3.50 OF $500.
He has convinced them that tho style, it,
and wear of his $3.50 and $500 shoes is just
rs good. Placed side by side IL is impossible
to see any difference. A trial viii conyince.i
Notice Increase Gsas Sales: sc, 2OB, ssh, 81 !
In Busine-ss lle0o Sales; SIS, O34 $40, 90 I
A gain Of Sc, $50, 450.70 In -Four Years.
w. L. DOUGLAS $500 GILT EDGE LINE, |
Worth $500 Compared with Other Makes. (
The best Imported aRd American feathers. Heyfs
Patent caiE Enamel Box Caif, Calf gicikid Conera
Cot, and National Kangaroo. fast Color Egeiets
crufinns The genuine have W. L. DOUGLAS
UdulluHs name and price stamped on bottom.
w. H.. DOUGLAS, n noe X TON, VI ass. (
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Wit is said to be the salt of CONVEX
sation, yet most people prefer II fresh.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

proves their superiority !
they are worn by more
people In all stations OF
life than any other make.
Because w. l.. Douglas
isthe argestmanufacturer
he can buy cheaper and
produce his shoes at q
lower cost than other con-
Germs, which enables him
10 sell shoes for $3.50 and
$500 equal in every
way TO those sold else ~
where for 81 and IS. 90. MI
w. l.. Douglas SO. 80 ne
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

DR.. Llewellyn Jordan, Medical Ex-
aminer of u S. Treasury Department,
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

w H. UNION MADE
UNION MADE

w WI. Douglas makes and sells more
mems $3.50 and $500 shoes than any other
two manufacturers In the world, which
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Medical Examiner U. S. Treasury.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10
Personal.

Lord Salisbury has an old-fash-
toned weakness for huge fires of wood
and at Hatfield House there is a specie
of trolley for the conveyance of logs
to the gigantic CRATES in the drawing
room, long gallery and library.
The purchase by President Loubet
of chateau and estate in Southeast
France gives the impression that the
President will retire to private life
when his term of office is up. The es-
tate is not far from the Presidents
birthplace, where his mother lives.
Mayor Dennis Mulvihill of Bridge
port, Conn.,, has counterpart in James
F. Burke of Montpelier, VT Mr.. Burke
who has been declared Mayor of Mont
pelier by the Supreme Court, is a
blacksmith by trade and labor union
list in political sentiments. He ran as
Democrat on a local option plat
form.
Although nearly three months will
elapse before the time shall arrive for
the retirement of Gen. Miles great in
terest already is being manifested as
to- what he will say in the final gen.
eral order which will be issued as his
farewell address to his professional as
sociates. 1t is confidently expected that
the friction which at times has de-
veloped between him and other high
officials, civil and military, will re-
suit in some pointed comment on sit
uation which must have been VeXa-
lions to the General and of which he
has often been regarded as the vic
tim,
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10
BRIGHT BITS.

-Kate-"Nellie says she wouldn't
marry the best man going" Minnie
Probably not, after he once saw her."
Chelsea Gazette.
-Mae-"What is your ideal of a
MANI" Ethel-"One who is clever
enough to make money, and foolish
enough to spend it freely. Life.
-Spartacus-"Wh do you think
furthest from the presidential nomi-
nation, and how faE?'' Smartious-"To
answer both questions in one word. I
should say Miles. baltimore Ameri-
can.
They came to a place where the
workmen were repairing the sewer, and
he shifted. the air. by George!" he
exclaimed, this makes me think of
my gasoline automobile. Chicago
Evening Post.
Very often, I suppose" said the
inquisitive person, you are deceived
by apparently deserving objects of
charity whom you quietly help" Yes,
indeed" replied the wealthy philan-
thropist, Its just like throwing mon
ey away. Sometimes the very people
you think will advertise you most new
er say a word about it."-Philadelphia
Press
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10
CONSIDERING THE KIsHINEFF
MASSACRE.

The washington dispatches indicate
that the President has given a great
deal of attention to the Kishineff mas
sacre since his return from his West
ern trip. 1t is said that he has dis
cussed it with Mr.. Choate. our ambas-
sador to Great Britain, and that he is
to have a conference with Mr.. Nc
Cormick, our ambassador to st. Peters
burg, about it. Yesterday it seems he
had a long conference with the Rus
sian ambassador, Count Cassini in re-
gard to it.
The truth seems to be that the Rus
sian government is greatly stirred up
by our mass meetings and newspaper
criticisms dealing with the Kishinef
affair. 1t doesn't approve of them, and
would like to have them stopped. OF
course they are not likely to stop I'M
til the people think they have express
ed themselves fully about the affair.
The question that is being asked is,
will the President take any steps tend
ing to show the Russian government
what our government thinks of Rus
sia's treatment of her Jewish citizens?
OF course there is no certainty as to
the Presidents course, but it is hardly
probable that he would risk disturbing
the pleasant relations between this
country and Russia by sending a COM
munication to that government in re-
spect to it's Jewish citizens. AS much
as he may deplore the hardships under
which the Jews in Russia labor, it is
doubtful If any effort on the part of
this government TO ameliorate their
condition would be Of benefit to them.
1t is probable therefore that the Pres
ident will do nothing in the matter.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10
JUDGE TAFTs WISE POLICY.

1t seems there was very little
foundation for the reports sent to this
country from the Philippines that the
Filipinos were in a starving condition,
and We're in need of immediate assist
ance. 1t is probable that the authors
Of the reports We're hoping that vast
quantities of provisions would be sent
to the islands by the government, and
that there would be a chance to make
money in distributing them.
Gov. Taft has made a thorough in
quiry into the reports and has also
made an investigation of the food
supplies of the islands. The report
to the government of the result of
his inquiries is that the Filipinos are
pretty well provided for-that there is
no immediate danger of their starving.
In his opinion it would be a mistake
for the government to distribute sup
plies of food unless the situation war
ranted it, because the effect would be
to pauperize the natives.
twill be recalled that on occasions
when there were over1ows in the Mis-
sissippi valley, and the government
distributed rations to the negroes, it
was practically impossible to get them
to work as long as the rations were
distributed. And the same thing would
happen in the Philippines. The Fill
pinos would think they had simply to
complain and food would be provided
for them. They would not take the
trouble to cultivate the land. 1t is
probable that the Filipinos do not like
to work any better than the negroes do.
1t seems, however that there is
dearth of working cattle in the is
lands. The native cattle have been
carried off in great number by a dis
ease that has prevailed in an epidemic
form. 1t is the purpose of Gov. Taft
to supply the need for cattle to as
great an extent as he can, and it is
probable that, in the course of a few
months, the Filipinos will be I'm much
better condition to carry on the work
on their farms than they have been
for some time past.
The government could make no great
er mistake than to issue rations to the
people, except in extreme cases. To
feed them while they are able to get
bread by working for it would be to
pauperize them. Gov. Taft seems to
understand that such would be the
effect and, therefore, has wisely adj
vised against the free distribution of
rations.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10
INDEX ~ NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meetings-Clinton Lodge No. "a, f.
and A. M; Myrtle Lodge No. 1863 G.
u. o. of o. F.
Special Notices-Independe Pres
byterian Sunday school Picnic. Satur-
day, June 49, Praises for Groot's New
Market; Dividend Notice Southwest
ern Railroad Company; Dividend No.
80, Oglethorpe Savings and Trust Co.;
Notice to the Public, Savannah Elec-
trice Co.; Moonlight Excursion. by Sa-
vannah Encampment No. %, /. O. o.
F.; Roofs Painted and Repaired, Z, C.
Pacetti & Son: Fishing Tackle, Corn
well and Chapman.
Amusements-Hur the Magician, at
Isle of Hope Tonight: A Fish Supper
at Tybee; The Big Pavilion at the
South End, Tybee.
Sale of Goods Damaged by Water
jackson & Gutman.
Ladies Fine Tailor-Made Suits-B. H.
Levy & Bro.
Cherries-The Delmonico Company.
A Steanrs Special-At Lattimores.
Worth-"Get 1t At RowlinskPs."
FldhoS-Fhlllips ~ crew Company,
Savannah Parlors.
The Gas Range Costs Less to Rum.
The Mutual Gas Light Company.
Special Notice-H. II. baltimore. -
Railroads.&c. to Jacksonville and
Return, Seaboard Air Line Railroad.
Legal Notices-In the Matter of Hor-
ace B. Mitchell of Chatham, Bankrupt.
Pure Extracts-The Kalola Company.
Silver Pohsh-The Gorham Company
Foods-Postum Food Coffee.
Beer-Anheuser-Bus Brewing Co.
Medical-MedicaI Lake Salts: Pink
ham Remedy; Swamp Root; Cascarets.
Cheap Column Adverdsements-He
Wanted, Employment Wanted, For
Rent, For Sale, Lost, Personal, Mis-
cellaneous.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10

1t does not always pay to appear too
independent, especially in a court room,
says the Kansas City Star. They are
telling the following story on a former
Missourian who is now a judge in
Oklahoma. A gambler was tried before
the judge recently and convicted of
playing poker. He appeared in court
dressed in a fiashy style and with
plenty of money in his pockets, appar-
emily unconcerned as to the outcome
of his trial. Looking over his spec
tacles the Judge, in a squeaky voice,
said: Jim, stand up" The gambler
obeyed "Jim, have you got anything
to say before l pass sentence on your
mo, sir" Jim, I'm a-goin' to fine
you $50" "All right judge" inter
rupted the gambler; here it is in my
hip pocket" And give you sixty days
in JAIL" continued the judge. Now,
look and see if you've got that In your
hip pocket, too
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10
CURRENT COMMENT.
The Chattanooga Times (Dem.) says

The Chattanooga Times (Dem.) says:
1.-THE Central of Georgia Railroad is in
the field to attract immigrants to this
section--a most commendable enter
prise: and as the Central has not a line
to Texas and the Southwest, we may
hope for some good results. Unfor-
tunately, most railroads engaged in the
emigrant business are decidedly partial
to the longest haul and the further
away from Georgia, Alabama and Ten
nessee they can carry them, the bet
ter they like it."
The Charleston Post (Dem.) says !:
"Once again President Roosevelt and
former President Cleveland are to APP
pear together in the public view, when
they deliver addresses i'm October on
the occasion of the installation of n
new president of the College of the
City of New York. II seems that fate
is determined that the two shall be
measured against each other and the
Democratic party may have to Yield
in the end TO the decree of destiny, who
is an old friend OF Growers"
The New Orleans Times Democrat
tDem) says: Public spirited citi-
zens have felt for weeks that Mr..
Roosevelt might have best served his
country by returning 10 Washington
and insisting there that the postal
scandals be thoroughly Investigated. IL
falling promptly 10 return the Presi-
dent has disappointed public eNpecta-
lion. He has for once az least. been
the man-of- words rather than the man
of-deeds. u ls encouraging 90 re-
mhrk, how over, that he h. determined
80 DE- sayf, 10 'sift the charges 20 the
bottom p"
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10
Tested.

Jones, just back from the frozen
North, was unpacking his trunk and
his imagination in the presence of his
family. says the Youths Companion.
The last week that was there" he
said, carelessly, holding up thermom-
eter as he spoke, this stood at 40 de-
grees below zero"
Jones brother, a wag and something
of doctor, took a slender glass tube
out of his waistcoast pocket
And this" he said, coolly, has been
successfully used to determine the tenn
perature of lady Bachelor of Arts"
There is something in degrees, aft
er all" their father remarked, with a
gracious glance that included a fresh
man and an undergraduate daughter.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10
Purely for Ornament.

The trained nurse has to meet many
curious conditions which arise among
her poorer patients, says the Youths
Companion. One of these faithful
women, who had a sick girl in charge
in a miserable tenement house, noticed
that the oranges which had been prox
vided for the fever patient were not
eaten. They were placed in an old,
cracked blue bowl on little table by
the sick girls bed and there they re-
manned untouched.
Mary" said the nurse one day,
don't you like oranges?"
ooh, yes'm," answered the girl.
You haven't eaten any of these?"
the nurse suggested.
Mary's mother answered: "Oh, miss, -
she said eagerly. Mary, she ct a half.
an me an Jimmy, we ct tn other half;
an Mary an me, we says we won't
eat any more, cause 1t looks so nice
an wealthy t. have oranges settin'
round"
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10

The mother of the three boys had no
ticed that when they slept in the same
room they were long time going to
sleep, says the Youths Companion. A
little investigation brought out the rea-
son. ".-.
john" she said, what kept you
boys awake so long last night?"
Bob. was telling us Stories" he re-
piled, ~
But l heard him saying, Boys, 1
wish YOU wouldn't bother me. want
to go to sleep
Yes" admitted John. when he'd
told us one story we'd get out of bed
and run round the room awhile. Then
we would crawl in again and put our
cold feet against his back and keep
them there till he told us another"
Years afterward Bob" became a
famous lecturer and story teller, and
that possibly, is the way he got his
start.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10

Marylander has applied for a PEN
sion, says the New York Tribune, with
this graphic account of the way in
which his physical disabilities were
acquired:
1.-THE way 1 got my war ingery was
ketchin of a hog. The Hog war a
SOW hog and ur captain wanted her for
forege. We was chasin the SOW, and
she crawled threw hoal in a rale
fence. 1t war big hoal, and 1 thot 1
war about the sis of the hog, and tried
to crawl threw, but 1 stuk and trim
to wigle out l throde the rales off and
one hit me on my he'd and nocked me
senseless. I do not think the SOW had
nothing to do with my line of duty, for
I did not koch the hog. WITCH she
never war caut"
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10
Boswell Converted Him.

The actors in the company playing
"Everyman" are supposed to be diff
ferent from other members of their
profession in view of the fact that they
are appearing in an Elizabethan pro-
duction expected to appeal most
strongly to cultivated persons, says the
New York Sun. So a member of the
Players who met one of them was a
little bit surprised at his remark after
they had been discussing the future
plans of the company
You're going to play Ben Jonson's
Sad ShepherdY" the host remarked.
Yes" answered the actor, "and 1 am
so glad of it. I've been a great adj
mirer of Ben Jonson ever since read
BoswelPs biography of him."
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-10

How much do you love me?"

How much do you love me?"
II love YOU" exclaimed the young
and ardent admirer. according to Life.
"as much as ]. P. Morgan is worth!
Nay. l win add TO this the United
States sub-treasury."
That is not enough" she observed
coldly.
He did not despair.
II love you" he continued, "as much
as Hetty Green's millions added 10
those OF Russell Sage. Nay, as much al
Carnegie and Schwab combined"
But she shook her head. She was
playing for larger stakes. Her lover.
however, did not despair.
II love you much more than an
these" he continued II love as much
as the Chemical Bank and the stand
ard OH. What do you say 10 thar"
Then II was her turn 20 look pleas
ant.
DO you" she observed. carelesslv
az u u were the easiest thing ln H.
world love nae as much az the Pm
pefor - Germany thinks ~ himselfq"
ANA her lover muFmured Abjsotedlv
Alas, you ssk the impoasiblsl"