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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
THE IRREPREsslRLE JAMS

Tams BiXby, of Red Wing. Bemidji,
Muskogee and few other euphonious
towns, declares his intention of going
after the Indian Rights association.
Tams will probably win, but he had
better provide himself with a cam
paign fund for he is going up against
very long and we'll filed old stock
Ing.
Mr.. BiXby has picked out what ne
considers good thing in making the
Indian Rights association the object
of attack. The association is COM
posed of we'll disposed old ladies and
gentlemen who have money to feed
furnaces and who know the Indian
like a book-that is they know him
theoretically. Having studied the noble
red man In the text books given to
the world by that notable student of
Indians. ]. Fenimore Cooper, and am
pliIied the knowledge gained thereby
through the reading of departmental
reports written for the delectation of
indian agents ana other philanthropy
lists they know the Indian by his
tracks. They ought to know all about
him for they have bought and paid for
him-and paid more per head than we
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

part of the entertainment very salts
factorily.
The olio is for the most part good,
though there are one or two weak
turns in the list. Clifford and Har-
vey, two fluffy misses, are entitled to
the stamp OF approval. They do some
staccato steps in the terpsichorean
art that bring them much applause.
Inc Cra1gs repeat their musical sue
cess OF last season and go it one bet
ter Bulla and Raymond won't quite
do as their act stands. There's moth
ing to it. The Paxtons have a new
and elaborate set of living pictures
that are good In fact they are too
good. The fireman save-m my child
or soldier save that-flag" kind are
not as artistic, but they make more
of hit.
The feature of the olio is the afore-
mentioned Larry McCale and his new
partner, j. Wesley Mac. All other
knock-about turns take the full count
when compared with the one this pair
do. The physician to the actors's as
ISOLATION will be diagnosing j. Yves
ley's case before the season is over
He is a clever comedian and an ex-
ceilent partner for McCale
A sprightly and winsome person,
Lillian Perry, contributes some
catchy melodies and adds a pleasing
personality to a pleasant voice and
clever manner Of singing.
The afterpiece is a continuation of
the first part and is highly amusing.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Contemporary Comment
OVERRIDING 1t.

Journalistic enterprise, which nova
days encourages the chronichng of the
most minute incidents in which prom
inent persons are concerned, can work
serious harm. Since Theodore Roose-
welt has been President of the United
States the public has been compelled
to read many trif1ing items about the
sayings and doings of his interesting
family. President Roosevelt himself
has been so much In evidence in the
public prints that his political enemies
have accused him of what they call
"spectacularism." This newspaper
prominence of the Roosevelt family is
becoming wearisome even to the loyal
and admiring people who like to feel
that they are on familiar footing with
the tenants Of the White house.
The announcement that Miss Roose-
Welt will make a trip in one of the
government submarine boats is the
latest example of what may be called
the over advertisement of the presi-
dents family. OF course allowance
must be made for the fact that Miss
Roosevelt is at an age when she en-
joys life to its utmost. She is evil
IDENTIFY young woman SO full Of vi
tally that she is ever on the alert
for some new amusement. Her natural
tendencies are not to be criticised.
but it is certainly unfortunate for her
that all her movements are followed
by reporters. Notwithstanding its
much vaunted democracy. this nation
demands a certain amount of dignity
and reticence from those who are put
President Roosevelt to suppress a
large amount of the trivial gossip
which has TO do with his home circle?
Milwaukee Sentinel (Rep.).
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
SAVING ON FUNERALS.

So well were the instructions of the
late Lord Salisbury carried out that
the cost of his funeral was about sew
enty dollars-thirty dollars less than
the maximum limit fixed by the states
man for the obsequies. The British
press, commenting on the fact, recalls
the funeral Of the late Duke of West
minister, which. entailed an expenditure
of thirty five dollars.
A thirty FIVE dollar funeral would
be luxury only possible to the
family of the richest man in
England. yet the great amount
of attention attracted by the
Salisbury funeral is likely to have
good influence in curbing the tendency
among the very people who can least
afford it to indulge in lavish expendi-
ture in the post mortem honors they
beStow on their dead
Common sense has done much to re-
strain the senseless pornp and display
that was once considered necessary to
the proper burial of man who, per-
haps, never had the second shirt to his
back in life. The pomp- and panoply
Of woe meant something more than
figure of speech to the unhappy sur
vivors who rushed reeklessly into use
less expense to provide an elaborate
funeral for the dead member of the
family. In this disposition to spend
money and credit, the survivors were
moved in some measure by a desire to
show proper respect for their dead, but
what moved them generally was a de-
sire to have their envious friends ad-
nit that the funeral was all that money
and credit could make it.
The trappings of woe are expensive
and it is quite worth the while of lead
ers in thought to deprecate the custom
of elaborate funerals. If a duke can
get along comfortably with a thirty
five-dollar funeral there is no reason
why the late John Smith should be
buried at an expense involving the
mortgaging of the family home.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

there have always been players for
whom the first syllable of the legiti-
mate has spelt always Shakespeare.
and even when theater-goers cold
shouldered Shakespeare's plays, these
faithful ones could not be prevented
from essaying one of the great roles
occasionally. But until the past season
it was an extravaganza on their part
and they were forced to pay out Of
their own pockets for the gratifica-
ton that was afforded them.
Last season, however. the situation
changed. Not only did prominent
players give Shakespearean revivals
but they made money by 80 doing.
These revivals were not always salts
factory from the histrionic standpoint.
To many Mr. Mansfeld's Brutus was
partial failure. Critics found much
fault with Eleanor Robson's Juliet.
But large audiences gathered to see
these and others. 1t seemed very
much as if theater- goers had been
seized with a sudden appetite for
Shakespeare and that nothing else
would satisfy.
Theater-goers have always had a
word to say in regard to it's attendance
at the plays Of Shakespeare. "Give us
a worthy exponent of the great roles
and We will go to see him or her." they
have declared. But Shakespearean
atmosphere is necessary to develop
great Shakespearean actor. Is such an
atmosphere to be recreated? If vel,
known players carry out their present
intention, such a result seems highly
probable. And it cannot fail to be
most gratifying to those who love the
greatest plays. "AT the worlds a
STAGE said Shakespeare, but he
staged the world so that men and
women sitting In the theater could see
the great people and the mediocre pee-
pie and the little people Of the world
pass in review before them, by their
actions impressing on the audience
those eternal yerities which make the
moral of all great plays.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Stories of Here and There

About 10 O'clock last Friday evening.
when the rain and storm was it its
worst. an eaStbound car on the Mer-
ram Park line ran into a heap of sand
Whlch had accumulated on the tracks
at Lexington avenue, and without a
jar or jolt to the few passengers who
happened to be aboard, ran off the
track. The movement from the rails
was so gentle that an examination by
the conductor and motorman was
necessary to make the suspicion of ac-
cident a certainty. After this was es-
tabiiShed all of the eight passengers
dispensed with the formality of intro
auctions and formed themselves into
board of strategy, to which the con-
ductor acted as expert counsel. 1t was
four blocks to the Short Line, and the
water stood ankle deep beneath the
steps of the car, so any plan involving
much walking was voted down at once.
In the course of time, however, the
Westbound car came along, and the
stranded passengers saw, to their sell
fish delight, that their car in running
off had effectively blocked both tracks.
After some murmuring about orders
and regulations and the like, the con-
ductor of the westbound car agreed to
take the wrecked ones aboard and back
down to the Short Line, where they
We're transferred to another car and
continued on their journey. Very care
fully at first, and then desperately, they
plunged through the inland lakes pre-
pared for them by the storm, the light
ming flashes momentarily revealing the
disarray Of feminine apparel. Mean
time the motorman stood by shouting,
Keep your hands off the gates" The
women all obeyed, as they were busy
with their skirts. One man. however,
was curious, and as soon as the warn
ing had been given put his hand on the
gate. He took it off as if he had
touched a redhot stove, and made an
entirely different but more forcible re-
mark than he had before intended.
when the car is off the track, you
see," the conductor explained, "the cur
rent cannot run in the closed circuit
made with the rail, and consequently
the whole ironwork on the car gets
charged. That guy didn't believe it be-
fore, but bet he does now, all right"
And the motorman grinned with ap-
probation. ..t.- -..-..- ID. .-...,--
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
MONDAY, SEPT. IA, 1903.
THE END OF PARKS IN SIGHT.

The local union in New York city of
which the notorious Sam Parks is
president has been suspended and its
charter annulled by the president Of
the International Association of Bridge
and Structural Iron Workers. Before
this happened, there was very little
left of it. Some Workingmen were
taken in by the violence of Parks, by
his posturing, by his activity in pro-
noting strikes at all times and all
places. This they mistook for the zeal
of an honest man devoted to union
ism, and the attacks upon him for the
Vaccinations of capital. But for the
credulity of these hot-headed ones,
Parks would long ago have vanished
from the scene.
AS it is, the man, having the hide
of a rhinoceros and the impudence of
the evil one himself, has kept his hold
on a number of his personal following
and retained a standing among them.
But he has been repudiated by the
in common with him. Union after
union fell away from his leadership,
even before the disclosure of his per-
formances that sent him to Sing Sing.
Convicted Of taking brides for calling
strikes on and off, honorable labor
rightly regards him as it's most deadly
foe
The reasons for the suspension of the
Parks union are based mostly upon
his INSTRUMENTATION. He was a profess
sional strikemaker, and no regulations
could restrain his ardor, especially as
1t was generally exercised for cash.
He has defied the rules and the au-
thority of his official superiors, and
they have ousted him. This is the end
of Parks. There are a few foolish
fellows who take pride in stubbornly
keeping to any line they have once
taken who will adhere to his fallen
fortunes and refuse to believe in the
crimes of which he is guilty. But or
ganized labor will have no more of
him. 1t is well for the cause of union
ism to have formally cut off this cor
rupted member We have probably
heard the last of Parks except as his
future may be written in prison reg
ords.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

paid for the Fflipinos. They guided
his hand to the plow and held back
that same hand from the rum battle.
They know the Indian as they know
the history of Massachusetts, through
much reading.
But latterly they have gone into
other lines of enterprise. Having set
tied, theoretically, the future of the
Indian they have been giving some at
tention to the party who has been
dealing with the red man on bust
ness basis and it really looks as
though they had found out some
things.
This-from the point of view Of
Tams and those other practical phil
anthropists who are relieving the red
man of the care of his acquired and
unwonted wealth, acting for paternal
governments most reprehensible.
One Brosius has been investigating
the investigators. And now that he
has finished he makes scandalous re-
marks. All this has moved the chair
man of the Dawes commission, who
admits having done more for the In
dian than any other man or associa-
ton, to wrath. He purposes hanging
the scalp Of Brosius from his lodge
pole. AS there are few scalps in the
Indian Rights association he will prob
ably have to content himself with that
of Brosius.
Our advice to Brosius is that he
take to the virgin forests back of Back
Bay. Our Tams has got bigger men
than Brosius. From Albert Lea ON the
south to Warroad on the north the
fame of Tams has spread. He is the &C
knowledged chief of more Republican
Indians than any warrior in these
parts. When he goes on the warpath
the tribes go into convention and make
big talks; the plutocrat hides his wad
under the sidewalk We beseech
Brosius and his sponsors to beware Of
Tams and bury the Ratchet.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
PERSONAL MENTION.

Merchants-F. B. Collins. Caledonia; M.
D. Lawrence, Hallock; Mrs. Cooper Cal
gary. N. w. T.; Laura B. Plank, Cedar
Rapids; F. C. Durr, Omaha; F. Russell and
wife. Cedar Rapids; F. H. McGiH. Moor
head; c. Conkiing. Bellevue, Iowa; w. N.
Grand Forks; w. N. Purdy, Belmond,
Iowa.
Windsor-Dr A o. Shaw, Ashland,
Wis; Walter Egan, Superior; Mrs. John
luth; Thomas Cooney, Helena; ]. j. Geh-
len, L. j. Walker, LIE Mars. Iowa; Frank
Monty and wife, Austin; w. E. Decks.
Montreal; ]. w. Evers and wife, Council
Bluffs.
At the Ryan,. w. Wilson and wife,
Mankato; A. J. Campbell, Butte; A. E.
Bleekman, La Crosse; C. D. Cass, Water
loo Iowa
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
TODAY'S WEATHER.

Minnesota-Fair in west, showers in
east portion Monday; Tuesday fair, not
so cool; fresh north winds, becoming va
riable.
Upper Michigan-Showers Monday, cool
er in west portion; Tuesday fair; variable
winds.
North Dakota and Montana-Fair.
warmer Monday and Tuesday.
South Dakota-Generally fair Monday
and Tuesday. slowly rising temperature
Observation-Disclosures and cooler Monday
fresh to brisk north winds: Tuesday
warmer in west portion.
Iowa-Showers Monday. cooler except in
extreme northwest portion; Tuesday fair,
warmer in west portion.
Yesterday TAmDerat lures.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
The Only One.

If Carnegie is right and England and
the United States are destined to be
one, we may as we'll serve notice right
here, SO as to prevent future connpli-
cations, that we are to be the one
Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Need a Few Navioators.

Capt. Sigsbee is preparing to ask
congress to appropriate 100000 for
improving the League island navy
yard. In view of the fact that the
Olympia, Massachusetts and Texas
have been practically put out of COM
mission it might be a good idea to ask
congress to provide the navy with
few avigators.-New York Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
All Rinht

me?
FayI wouldn't marry you if you were
the last man on earth.
+
Fay-Goosel how could I? Who'd per-
form the ceremony ?-Philadelph Public
Ledger.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
wasfsd Enernx.

James. dear" said the young wife
with a sigh long drawn out, why n -
you never talk sweet nonsense and never
fatter me any more. as you did during
our courtShip?''
Because it isn't necessary" replied
George. MY employer always told me it
was a waste of time to praise the goods
after the sale had been made -Cincin-
natl ENQUIRER
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Puttinn Her WIse

a'And are you really and truly a news
paper MANI" asked the beautiful summer
girl.
well, not exactly" replied the young
man in the case, as he slipped his arm
around her waist, but at the present
press association. Chicago News
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

There is some good in Frank James
after all. He has sued a theatrical
manager for exploiting him as stage
robber and the people who have seen
that stirring drama, ''The James Boys"
will share in Mr.. James resentment.
But the fact that he seeks a money
balm is rather against the ex-bandit.
He ought to shoot the actors up.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Among thu. Merrymakers
An Amateur Now.

"sir,'' says the wild Legged individual
W mnf The I ra atic anaeey mo am the ei ree
incarnation of Baron Munchausen.'
Glad to see you. What can 1 do for
you?"
II want a position as press agent
Sorry to disapppint you, but the posi-
ton calls for a man of imagination
Judge. III
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

exposure to the rain and exhaustion
due to want of nourishment.
HaddoW had been rooming at go
Jackson at the residence of A. H.
Machinsky a week ago, but since leav-
ing there no trace of his whereabouts
have been found. He roOmed at the
Machinsky residence two weeks, hav-
ing come from Minneapolis with a
younger man, who took a room with
him.
1--WE thought the two men were
brothers." said MachinslSy, "but we did
not learn where they came from or
where they went to-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

Now that the servant girl has gotten
into the idea of resenting interference
on the part of the woman in the parlor
with her fists there is some chance of
vexing problems of contemporary life
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Cause and Effect.

Yes" said theoArizona landlord st
remember. the party you are looking for.
He committed suicide last spring.
rs it poSSiblets excla lined the irluuiring
friend How did he do it?''
BY stealing a Horse replied the ma
tive. Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Non Union Miner Killed.

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. Sept. 10
Charles Marsh, a non-union miner, en-
ployed by the Tennessee Coal company,
at Vriceville. Tenn, was assassinated in
his home Saturday night by an unknown
man. Marsh cautioned a disorderly pass
erby to keep quiet, when the fellow pulled
a pistol and shot Marsh in the chest.
Officers have no clue.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Still DOING Business.

It appears that our mighty trust
buster has tackled two out of the $50
trusts doing business in this country,
and both of them are apparently do
ing business at the old stand.-Mem-
phis Commercial Appeal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

The Venezuelan should accustom
himself to the ways Of polite society.
He objects to the diplomatic skinning
with all the vigor of one who is toe
savage to dissemble
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

1t is just as well to have Peary out
of the country in a presidential year.
We really cannot spare the space for
the smoke of the Arctic pipe, when
there is something important doing.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
He Would Surely Find rber,

1t is little unfortunate for the sui
tan that "Crunshelr' is not in com
mand of the European squadron, ready
to locate any uncharted rocks in the
Beirut Misunderstanding Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
The Pro,oo,,e

Homer Say. you are not superstitious,
southern-Not3i ME But why do you
ask?
Homer-Because ] want you to lend me
$1S next Friday Cincinnati Enquirer
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

A secretary of the treasury who plans
to get even with the banks ought to put
himself in communication with Whar-
TO-, 20
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Anxious to Be Found.

Mayor Low, of New York, is set
down as one who thinks the office
should seek the man. Mr.. Low is the
, man most anxious to be found in this
game of hide and seek."-Cincinnati
ENQUIRER
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Always the Way.

Ida lat seashore)-Did you see Ethel
raise her eyes coyly when that handsome
yachtsman passed?
May-Yes. she is on her way to write an
article for the woman's page.
Ida-Indeed, What is the subject?
May-The evil oDf fiirtingr'-Chicag
News. r6
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Kicked to Death in Fight.

NORWICH, N. Y. Sept. 1S-In a fight
at McDonough today Tracy, H. Borrows
was kicked to death by Frank Cole, whom
Borrows had just shot in the neck with
revolver. Borrows had accused Cole of
escorting his wife to the Green county
ia
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
One Way Of Getting There.

1t is great thing to have a presi-
dent who knows what he wants to do
and who does it whether there is any
reason for it or not.-New York Teie-
gram
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
overheand in vhIcaao.

He-Ah. I know I had the pleasure of
meeting you bef6Te yogr name is Green,
l believe?
She (sweetly)-Well. used to be Green
two or three husbands ago.-Stray
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

The automobile displays almost hu-
man intelligence in pursuing its mis-
sion of keeping down the surplus pop
ulation.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

A Kansas refor1ner, female, de-
nounces the president of the United
States as cigarette fiend. Isn't that
actionable?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
DIES OF EXPOSURE
AND STARVATION

Continued From First Page.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
NARROWLY ESCAPES
DISASTROUS WRECK

Continued From First Page.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
Twins .Nem Maiestics" at the Star


Two crowds got out of the wet and
into the Star yesterday. This not
to infer, however, that the per-
Torrance is dry, except in one or two
spots. Fred Twins New Majestics"
furnished a lively and cheerful en-
tertainment The company contains
considerable new material while re-
tanning many of the faYorites of last
season. Notable among the latter is
the president of the Ancient Order of
Irish Comedians, the genial Larry
McCale. He continues to do good
work in the leading role of the bur-
lesque. when l Was King" a travesty
on king Dodo.'' The show girl has
been much in demand in New York
this season and the burlesque COM
panies have suffered as consequence.
The agents must have been looking
the other way for Manager Ballauf, of
the "Majestics, has a chorus of young
women that are the equal of the best
that have been here. They are ex-
fly costumed and perform their
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14
avs i npeIaIufeS:


washington time q D. m. St. Paup.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-14

The state board of equalization has
raised the personal property assess
ment all over the state so per cent. 1t
is putting big load on the farmers
and business men in small towns. AS
a matter Of course, the capitalists, as
a rule, are not hit If the state board
keeps on 1t will soon amount to con-
fiscation of the peoples property
Winnebago City Press-News.