The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-01-31
The NonpareiI Man
Casually Observed.

Inc man who was in: the smoking car
Wnen 1t was Knocked over the telegram
line by the fast freight and fell 200 feet
down the embankment has a thrilling
story to tell.
says 1t Is unconstitutional to run a NUM-
clpal fuel yard because it competes with
the coal man. We are willing to waive
that objection
The government is trying to wear out
Bee" Taylor. It has had her case post
poned' again., When it comes to a aues-
ton of staying power as between the
government and Miss Taylor it is going
to. take a close decision
German medical experts say that hyp-
notism lis not of much value What will
some. of these wandering "perfessors -
who stretch their mothers. between two
chairs and then jump on them or break
rocks on them with a hammer say to this
view? 49, 49,.
"A worm is. said to be eating out the
foundations Of Milwaukee. It must beer
beer worm. ..-
The re- election Of Senator Teller and
| the demands Of Mexico and China to have
absent treatment from Uncle Sam for
s1lYeritis occurred very close together. :.
:Yale:is going to teach dancing! In the
old days they used to graduate men.
Probably they do still; but among them
it is to be feared there will be an in
| creasingly large number of little spike
tailed monkeys hopping soemnly around
| to the lascivious blessings Of the brass
! band. ... 49, -.-.,..
Yes said Doc Horne, Il was in that
! terrible Illinois train wreck in 1872. Two
heavy passenger trains running sixty
milesran hour collided on a curve in the
track. I was under the heap of smashed
up cars, when an oil train of twenty-t two
cars crashed into the wreck and the
| oil caught fret crawled out from under
the blazing debris and rescued twenty-t
passengers from the flames with an Ak
Strange as it may seem, no one was
hurt, 49, g. =; >.-..
| what was the cause. of the wreck
Doc?" asked a bystander. -.
why, the trains running into each
other, you know. - 49,.
"No, no, mean what made them rur
into each other" ~:
90! The operator was off getting mar.
ried, I think. saw the president of the
road and had him discharged.
/ A bill to do away with ''Postoffice,.- -.Or
! the Carpet Here We Stand,' and otheI
kissing games was introduced in the Min.
nesota legislature this week. The bill is
also aimed at older people who indulge
in the pernicious and: insanitary habi
II Of kissing. The measure which has beer
accurately and carefully drawn with goot
Illegal and medical advice, provides tina
all people who are thinking of kissing
must first secure certificates from reput
able physicians. A fine of from 81 to 81
is provided for all failures TO comply
with the provisions of the measure. Th'
bill has gone to the educational commit
tee, where it is certain of careful ant
conscientious treatment. --
A look into the future will show to an,
; on3 of an unprejudiced and candid mlnt
;. the value of this law to the state. w
will say that. he is calling OH the Only
Only and the time is 11:30. On leaving
the house the gas becomes sbeclouded ane
in spite of Beatrice Fairfax's advice II
the Heartsick he reaches over to kiss he
goodnight. Here is where the State play:
!. all around the table and makes a scra tel
shot Leaning back for moment sh'
inquiries anxiously:
''Have you your certificate about You
George?"
Good heavens, he has. left it. at TIL
J, office! ...Iy--@ 80
Il There stands the. Majesty of the Lay
and there is George. OF course the Law
I conles down the pike. and wins out by
nose and there is little If any danger t
the people of this great community.