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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-04-18

proach holy communion on their wed
ding day.
For the bridal cortege to be on time
and not keep the clergyman and guests
| waiting.
| To defray promptly all expenses con-
nected with wedding. such as lights
decorations, music, etc. -
| For a bridegroom, through his best
man, to present the officiating clergy
man, with sum in proportion with his
means and his joy in winning his bride.
! Ten dollars is considered a decent hon.
! orary, which may be increased accord
ing to the means.
For the guests to remember that
| talking and whispering are as much
out of place at a church wedding as
such conduct would be at any other
time in the presence of the blessed
sacrament.
For the bridegroom to have the ring
placed upon the plate.
To present the license where the
law requires such.
To have at least two witnesses.
To give the proper names of the
contracting parties.
For the people of a, parish to remem-
Der that wedding is private affair,
and that only those invited are expect
ed to attend.
joy to the relatives and friends of the
contracting parties, and also to the
poor.
On arising and the last thing before
going to bed, when you have on your
nightdress, stand with your back
against a door. and fill your lungs.
breathing through the nostrils, with
the mouth closed, until the lungs can
no IOo+a to, .1,;I
you count four. EXpel it through the
breathing movement ten times.
Next stand upright. turn out the toes
so that the heels touch, place your
hands on your hips, the fingers on the
diaphragm, the thumbs back in the
soft part of the back either side of
the spinal column, and draw in a deep
breath. Force the air down so that
Your feel the thumbs pressed out
through the expansion of the lower
back part of the lungs. Hold the breath
While counting four; eXpel while count
ing seven. Practice this movement six
times
Third movement: Stand straight.
head up, shoulders thrown back, arms
hanging by the side. Now gradually
raise the arms until they are high
above the head. While you are per-
forming this movement take in a deep
breath through the nostrils until the |
lungs can hold no more Retain the |
breath while counting four Now grad |
ually lower the arms, at the same time
slowly expelling the breath, counting |
seven. Repeat six times.
These exercises practice night and |
morning, and they will develop the bust |
and shoulders, they will cure round |
shoulders. will rouse a torpid liver into |
action, wonderfully benefit a dull. |
muddy complexion and improve the
general health.
1t is important that these exercises
should be performed with the window
open.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-04-18
RECIPES.
Entire Wheat Griddle Cake

Mix one and one-half cupfuls of en-
tire wheat flour, one cupful of flour,
three level teaspoonfuls of baking pow
der, one teaspoonful of salt, two table
spoonfuls of sugar. beat one egg, add
to it one and one-half cup%uls of milk
and one tablespoonful of melted butter;
pour this over the flour mixture; beat
well and bake on a hot griddle.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-04-18
Stale Bread Griddle Cakes,

Soak one pint of stale bread in one
quart tot milk one hour, then beat il
smooth; beat the yolks of two eggs
add the INTO the milk and bread: then
add flour to make thin batter, one
teaspoonful of salt. the whites of the
eggs beaten stiff. and three level tea
spoonfuls of baking powder; beat thor
oughly and bake on a hot griddle.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-04-18
How to Serve Canned Salmon

Canned salmon is often made to serve
as luncheon dish, and if served prop
erly, is very appetizing Heat the sal
mon, pour out on a fiat dish, garnish
with toast and slices of hard boiled
eggs
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-04-18
The Homes of the Poor.

Come away from the crowded centers
OF the city's throbbing life;
The palaces grand on every hand.
The noise and heat and strife:
From the fever of pride and passion,
That the grave can only cure.
And walk with me in the twilight hour
BY the humble homes of the poor
Here the father comes home in the
evening
From care and from danger free
AS the little ones run to meet him
with their innocent shouts of glee.
NO hlrellng's hand has nursed them.
Nor will guard them at night secure.
cor the mother is all to her children
In the humble homes of the poor.
l love to walk in the twilight,
Where / see through the open door
Some busy at household duties.
Some at play on the simple floor.
No luxury makes them heartless.
No idleness makes them impure:
The menace to souls where Mammon
rolls
Cannot enter the homes of the poor. -
Come away from the hollow pleasures
Of the ball room and banquet hall:
For the children's hour in the cottage
Has joy that exceeds them all.
Come away from the proud, for their
riches
Take wing and shall not endure:
Their pride will not weigh in the judR-
ment day
With the humble homes. of the poor.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-04-18
Kitchen and Cable.
The Sunday Menu.

BREAKFAST.
Stewed ADricotS
Cereal and Cream Oneletle
Fried Sweet Potatoes
Waff1es and Maple Syrup Coftee
DINNER
Tomato Soup
Roast Leg of Mutton Caper Sauce
Boiled Rice Spinach
Spiced Grapes Celery Salad
Floating Island Waters
Black Coffee
SUPPER
Scalloped Salmon
Water Cress Salad Cream Cheese
Hot Biscuits Lemon Jelly
Cake Tea
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-04-18

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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
THE BEST HAIR REsToRER.
Old Whaling Captain Recommends the
Arctic Regions. 49, ~

Old Whaling Captain Recommends tho
Arctic Regions. ~
talk of hair restorers," said the
captain of steamer who has been q
whaler, "Rene of them Is In 1t with
the air of the Arctic regions. A man,
with thin hair who fails to get q new
crop If he goes within the Arctic cir
Gle is a hopeless case. I have seen
whalers who got bald when they
stayed at home for a year or two, and
got new crop of hair every time they
went towards the North Pole on
whaling expedition.
Glow do l account for 1t? The
farther you 60 north, the land AMI
mails get shaggier. It is a provision Of
nature against the cold. When the
Arctic winter approaches, the rein
deer, the bears and other animals get
q thicker coat of hair Or fur. Similar.
ly the hair on the human head thick
ems when you 60 far north.
1T is q fact. Now, I don't want you
to think that, once the foalioaes of tho
hair are dead, new hair &aways comes.
even in northern regions. Sometimes,
when q man is apparently - bald -
a billiard ball, the folltcles are not
dead, and there 10 hore for him.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
A jolly Sight Worse.

A bach elor, old and cranky, was sit
ting alone in his room; his toes with
the govt we're aching, and his face
was o'erspread with gloom. No lit
tie ones shouts to disturb him-from
noises the house was free; in fact,
from cellar to attic twas still as still
could be. No medical aid was lack.
irg; his servants answered his ring,
respectfully heard his orders, and sup.
Piled him with everything. But still
there was something wanting which
he could not command-the kindly
words of compassion, the touch of a
gentle hand. And he said, as his brow
grew darker, and he rang for the hire
ling nurse, "Well, marriage may be a
failure, but this is jolly sight worse. u
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
Napoleon and Victoria.

The visit of President Loubet to
London was the first act of the kind
by chief Of the state in France since
Napoleon Ill., went to Windsor in
April, 1885, during the Crimean war,
at the invitation of Queen Victoria,
whose nominal object in seeing her
imperial ally was to confer with him.
on his project. distasteful to her and
her ministers, of going out to Sebasto.
pol himself to assume command Of the,
allied almieG. The French emperor
was received with every mark of,
horror at Windsor and, invested with,
the Order Of the Garter. But the
queen gained her point and the, en-.
perez abandoned his intentions Of go-,
ing T.; the Crimea. @@s,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
HOW Cables GOT FARES.
Ingenious Device That Deceived
Guests Of Banquet.

Ingenious Device That Deceived
Guests Of Banquet.
It was. nearly midnight, and the
group of cabmen standing outside the
banquetins hall were respondent. The
night was so warm and fine thst the
guests at the banquet would be sure
to walk home instead Of riding. At
length one cabxnan hit ON . bFiAiant
idea. He brought . bucket q water
from the horse trough, and poured It
well over the steps OF the hall and
the pavement in front OF the e.
trance, so that It. looked ~ though
there had been heavy rain. Then no
took An umbrella and dipped It n the
water trough, and, - the beadae
threw open the door for the departing
guests the ingenious cabma0 stood
in the doorway with his dsapRasg aa.
brella. "A fearful night! Raining
cats and dogs!" said one Of the
guests. Cabs weee in such grsa* de.
mand that there wss net one Of them
went away without fars.-0pare No.
nents. 49,. ,.r..
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
READY WITH HIS ANSWER.
How Sir Harry keppei Staggered tn
Governor of AIgiers.

How Sir Harry keppel Staggered the
Governor of AIgiers.
There are not many men in the
British navy who were promoted more
quickly than Sir Harry Keppsl. He
was q commodore at tweaty-fsur, and
at this early age was sent 10 the gov
ernor of Algiers to demand an apol-
ogy from that monarch for an insult
to the British flag.
Naturally the gold braid Of the
commodore fired the youth 70 deeds
Of daring, and, perhaps. q little bit
of "side," and the high tone which
he arrogated to himself upset his
majesty OF Algiers to such an extent
that that dusky potentate cried out
against the insolencs Of the British
queen for sending "beardless boy"
with such q message to him.
But young Keppel was prepared.
"Were my queen" he repAed, won't
to take length OF beard for q test Of
wisdom, she would have sent your
highness 4 he-goat." :
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
Fashionable Love,

Little Marys big sister was engaged
to Mr.. Brown, who was away or an
outing trip with Mary's brother. Her
father was writing to his son and pros.
pective son-in-law, and asked the little
girl If she had a message t. send to
Mr.. Brown.
what shall I say, papa?" asked
she.
''Why," said the father, Il believe
it is the fashion to send your love"
Some minutes later her. father in
CURED: "And what shall I say to
Brother Tom?'
"Well." replied the little miss, with
a sigh, ''you may send my fashionable
love to Mr.. Brown and my real love to
Brother Tom"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
Sentiment VS.. Fact,

That the advance preparation Of
speeches viii not always conform to
clrcums star ces was made evident dur
public school. Tic young orator had
been speaking for several minutes,
when he advanced t. the front of the
platform, raised his hard with dra-
matte gesture to the tag on the staff
above him and shouted:
"See yon flag throwing its protect.
ing folds to the breeze of freedom!"
1t was a pretty sentiment, but the
"breeze" didn't bear out the picture.
The f1ag,to which all eyes were turned
Immediately turned, hung as limp as
If it had been dipped in water.-Phila-
delphia Press. ~
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
The Golfers Paradise.

I ask but little when I'm dead
AZ recompense for earthly woes,
No golden crown upon my head.
No harp to weary hands and toes:
No halo would I wear. indeed,
No purple robe beyond my means-
I only ssk we'll rolled mead, + ~
With eighteen holestand putting green's
A caddy with q lynx-liks Esys, ,s! =
And wings upon. hig shoulder tips,
Shall watch me whack the balls, then NJ
To fellow on their aky trips; y
And whom I come on gentle wing
He'll hand me then. the watchful soul,
A putter fit for prince or king:
That's guaranteed to make the goal.
The tees shall be the sort from which
One drives two hundred yards at least
While over hurdle, bunker, ditch.
The balls shall rise as though Of yeast:
The niblick, mashie and the cleek
Shall never miss or make slip,
While only those who Scottish speak
Shall have a card of membership.
Here on this field Of perfect strokes
I'll play a winning game with all
Who beat me when on earth, the folks
Who say cannot hit the ball;
And best of all, the games between,
When DER my nectar I am heard
My triumphs to recount. I ween,
ThereN not be one to doubt my word.
William Wallace Whitelock in Life.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
Hair Tells Status Of Women.

"The way that girls and women
wear their hair in Japan tells the
status of the wearer," said Mr.. James
T. Beckwith of Yokohama. young
maidens wear their hair in bow at
the back, wound round with red
crepe, the front being left bare ex-
cept for two locks left dangling at the
side, while the manageable damsels
comb their tressessSa1gh in front. ar.
ranging them either in the shape OF
q butterfly or half-opened fan. A
widow, looking out for husband No.
-, twists her ebon locks around long
shell hairpin, placed horizontally
across the back of the head, while
she who vows to remain faithful to
the dear departed cuts her hair short
and combs it back plainly without
any parting.-New York Sun.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
Starting Early.

DR.. Francis L. Patton, President OF
Princeton Theological Seminary, has
a reputation not only for the excel
lence of his sermons, but &c. the
short notice at which, on occasion, he
can prepare them. Some time ago he
was conducting ''question box at a
summer school, when ha was asked
by one of his auditors:
"Will you tell me, DR.. Patton, your
method in preparing your sermons?
Do you begin early in the week."
eyes," said DR.. Patton, quite
early"
"But," persisted the questioner:
chow early?"
"About o'clock Sunday mornings"
New Yor,- Times.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
Origin Of Family Name.

King Peters family name of Kara
georgevitch is said by M. Rene Tail
lander in his book, LA Scribe, Kara
George ct Milosch." to have originated
as follows: For his sisters wedding
George Petrovitch (the grandfather of
King .Peter) had given her some bee
hives. His mother in his absence
charged some Of them and when he
discovered this he placed one Of them
on lis mothers head. She calIud out:
THAT villain George-tbat black viii
George, Kara-George). The mother,
who escaped with a few stings, was,
it appears, fond of repeating this anec'
dote about her famous son, who drove
the Turks out of Servia.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
irrigation in india.

The irrigation works recommended
by The geological survey, give inter st
to the report Oh the irrigation WORKS
OF India. The net revenue to the gov
eminent was 1886 per cent on an out.
lay of S110,000,000. The value of the
crops raised on the irrigated area dur.
ing the year is estimated at $135, OO0,.
000-a sum in excess Of the capital
outlay.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
MORE HONOR ron LINCOLN,
How colored Woman Dsscribsd Oh
$50 Great Emanolpator.

How colored Woman Described the
-, Great Emanolpator.
! A few evenings ago Secretary Cor
telyou was enjoying q stroll in LIN
coin park, which happens. to b not
far from his home on Ca1bto3h hill. In
front of q bronze stotues OF Lincoln
which adorns this square, MIR. C0Ftel"
you noticed two colo10A, Wo1s4, one
OF whom. as evidences w Hsr dtssss
was from the country anAs ta11leG In
the sights of Washington with q" city
relative. ".And you can't guess who
dat is?" the Washington woman was
repeating, pointing to the statue OF
the emancipation. II don't guess
can" was the response of the visitor
"Who is it," why. chile" said thu
ebony guide proudly, dat am de in
sstigator oh our renown."-SaturdaJ
Evening Post
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
\ MADE Als sDlRA,ss RaGl.
Ntlfs'S Simple Instructions Prestratsd
81 b. ,5$4.y the otrene Man., 4 ga&


Il D.. s5:tj.S the strong Man. s''&s#
A man was picked up recently ~
the police who seemed to be suffer
ing from mental alteration, but whe,
on recovery, gave this account Of him.
self: Il Nv. ,},S ,.
when he left his happy home, early
In the morning, his wife kissed him
goodby, as was her custom when she
wanted an errand performed, and then
asked him to, go to the dressmaker
and tell her that she (his wife) had
changed her mind, and would have
the water silk made up instead Of the
poplin; and be sure to tell her, dear.
said the wife, that If she thinks 1t
would look better with i ten bias
fiounces without pufnng. and bsx-platr
ed below the equator, which should
be gathered in hem-stitched ,gudgeons
up and down the seams, wtthsa gus-
set stitch between, she can make It
up in that way, instead Of fluting the
bobbinet insertion, and piercing out
with point applique. as suggested
.yesterday:'"> >%-% +
! Conservative ctshs: To- Daa9er.
The. "club, prohsern" iss now coming
i to the 'front.' T6sses are SEINE. twenty
:eldles4abAshed clH6ssins London whose
existence is In serious iahger. The
number ofscandidates.on the books has
diminished a1armingly. On the other
hand. there is an enormous supply of
well-to-do and well educated men Of
the commercial class who are anxious
to become members Of the old clubs,
but the committees Of those institu-
lions resolutely refuse to admit them.
London Graphic.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
Spiders Are Harmless.

While the common house spider is
harmless and renders positive SER
vice to mankind by killing flies ana
other insects, it is generally regarded
with aversion, if not with fright. The
ordinary spider does not deserve it's
bad reputation. From time iInnlemor-
ial it has been called crafty and muir
derous, Turing the poor fly to: its
death ard then greedily devouring it,.
but really it only Furnishes trespass.
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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
European MARRIAGE Laws.

In Denmark a girl of twelve and a
boy of fourteen can marry. In most
places the age limit is eighteen for
men and six. On for women. In Ger
many a man can onj contract mar
riage before his twnnty-frst. year,
when he is specially declared Of age,
and this can only be done when he
has completed his eighteenth year.
The law of France is specially not
able for STIMULATING about the legal
rights of each party, and the relations
of each to the earnings of the other.
The man who marries a FcenchwC.
man becomes by French law liable to
be called upon for support OF his
;wife's near relatives if they are IN
need.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
roo yy,LLlNa vyiTNEss.
l4ls Unsolicited Evidence nlscqmhteo
p. ~. Senator Vance. a. %it3N,SsTE

y ~ Senator Vance.
Bishop Cheshire Of North Carolina
was recently amusing . group Of his
New York friends with stories about
the late Senator Vance Of the Bishops
state. n The senator was famous tor
turning joke on his opponent whom
he practiced o. . lawyer, but there
was one time, says the Bishop, when
the tables were the other way.
The Senator was defending man
who had been arrested for BitiAg of
another, fellows ear during q light.
After the trial had progressed all day,
Mr.. Vance had been unable to put
on the stand q single witness who
actually saw the fight, but, finally he
secured q man who declared he had
been there from start to finish.
And you did not see this, defen-
dint bite of this plaintiffs ear. did
your =, % &a {,% @t
Y, mo, sir" replied the witness.
The Senator turned trAmphantly to
the jury and the Judge.
you see, gentlemen" he cried.
here is "a, witness who, saw the whole
fight, and If the ear had been bitten
Of, surely he would have seen it.
The witness leaned forward in his
chair, unsolicited, and said TO Mr.
Vance in hoarse whisper that could
be heard through the courtroom:
But, Senator, seen him spit It
out."-New York Times. ~ ~
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
Simply Forced To II

"I'ye found out why Snobbore is so
conceited. He told me himself" HE
did? We'll, that's refreshing" Yes:
he said he spent half his life trying
to make people think well Of hin-
without success. Then he decided
the only way to get thing done is
. do It NNuraelS."
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
10 and She.

OssO OVVs
He walked along a. II he might II
Have known thing or two; -
He slipped and hit the icy walk,
As If he might 30 through.
He gathersd up his scattered words.
And said them over twice. =
Because his equilibrium -r i,
Had failed him. on the 1ce.
He looked around him just In time :,
TO see q saucV maid
Laugh loud. ana then go Slipping down >"
Like mercury in the shade.
She gathered up her packages Il
And smiled an empty smile; Il III
She didn't say q word out loud. ~
HAt talked inside the while. -
ane cracked the smile to fool tl1s man
she laughed at, wouldn't YOU?
The man gave several chuclles.
And the ''herrid ice'' cracked. too.
The fall, the laugh, the ice. the joke.
Were all forgotten when
They, started on together, lest -.
They both 50 down again.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-28
A BAD BITE.

The seven year old son of Ralph
Schilder, who lives northwest of
L1smore. fell down in the tall grass
while crossing slough last Satur-
day. Before he could set up an
animal of some kind, probably a
badger, chewed one Of the little
fellows fingers into a pulp, crush
ing the bone to splinters. The boy
was brought to Adrian by his father
and the finger was amputated by
DR.. Slusser. The boy says he saw
something jump up and run through
the grass after he fell, but did not
know at first that his finger had
been bitten. He thought the rough
grass had cut it. Democrat, Adrian.
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