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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

If when you 20 to New York you
meet a man who wears checked trous-
ers-very large checks-and spats, you
will know you have seen multlmil-
llonaires are represented by cartoon
lists who, Of course, always are ami
mated by accuracy, precisely as stage
mana gers always give the villains of
the play shiny hats and patent-leather
boots. not shoes.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16
DreM the Linz.

Beryl--iack always seemed to love
Ethel. You know he always called her
his pearl.
Sibyl Then why did he break the en-.
gagementY
"Mother-in-law lie said he liked
pearl all right. but he couldn't stand
for pearl Baltimore Her
aid.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

do you believe in coeducationy'
THAT depends upon the nature Of the
education sought. In science. for in
stance. think coeducation draw
back. but in love 1t is "A real neces-
sffy
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

An American is the discoveries Of a
process by which can be made paper
weighing so to 40 per cent less than
that used in the books of to-day If
he could find some method OF doing
away with the heayiness of the great
majority of the matter put on the pa
per the reform would be one of the
greatest of the century.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

YES. its very sad
"Huw is that"
WHY. he always held that, to trnin
a wife properly, yen should catch her
while she's young. So lie did
"Well?n
We'll. it seems that she had the
same idea about husband. and now
there's a crisscrOss of training ideas
that Is simply home-wreeklns.'
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16
A..i.iing lis Gino.i,.

II am going to walt" said the nissan
thrope. until the trusts own every
thing. and then I'm going TO turn
hermit and live in cave"
friend You won't be able TO find n
cave on any property tlat hasAs a NO
,resnassing' sign on Warrington
Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

Tourjst-You certainly do have II
great many instructions.
Natiye-Yes; our Instructions are as
frequent as your strikes. but, fortu-
nately. not as serious.-Puck.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16
Silent Forever.

"Dasher and his brother fell out the
other day. and now they don't speak"
You don't sayF'
Yes. they fell out Of their automo-
bile while going at the rate of eighty
miles an hour" -Phlladelphla Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

Brown-lIas Smith named his new
country seat2
Jones-Yes; lie calls 1t "Snizzled Sliv-
ers"-after that breakfast food he
made his fortune on.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

1t will astonish the victims of the
grip to learn that the bacillus of that
Internal disease is only one-siXteen-
thousandth Of an inch In length and
about one-elghty-th of an inch
In width. The general impression dur
ing the epidemic was that the bacillus
must be of at least the size of a sea
Sprnpnt
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

There is talk OF an alliance between
Italy, France and England Now let
Switzerland. Portugal and Holland get
together. and the peace Of Europe Will
be secure for AZ least another week.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

Jimmy pas banker.
John-Huh. That amt nothin'! My
pas an-al1erman.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

We are, indeed, passing rapidly into
the age OF woman. We have had the
bronze age and the stone age and the
coal age and others quite like them,
SO It is not out of the ordinary to
have the woman's age. A woman law
yer defended some burglars few days
ago and the women truck drivers got
through a mob at st. Louis some time
ago. In Kansas they have women ON
Gals In some counties and woman
,,sa,vbere was a bunco woman, and
women are running racing stables,
,rbere were women ballplayers and
there is woman cowboy in Texas and
women farmers without number. And
the list could be continued. Let the
work go on. Perhaps the day will
come when the men can stay at nome
and the women earn the living. We
would then have barrel OF run
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

We must bear IN mind, however,
that when Jefferson said pride costs
more than hunger, thirst and cold, .
there were no beef trusts, few chain
pagns thirsts and never a coal specu-
lator between the mines and Edgewa-
Ter
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

Hold onF' exclaimed the boy who
was under. Lets arbitrate this
thlngr
"There amt nothln' to arbitrator
painted the boy on top. pommellnp him
vigorously
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

"He dotted on Alice. and would have
married her but for her mother"
"Ah, Her mother
Yes. her mother was still more at
tractive."
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

Advertising pays has come to be
an axiom of modern business meth
DDS. The business man who tries to be
successful without 1t is tempting fate
instead OF fortune. The American ma
ton to-day is recognized abroad as the
greatest industrial and commercial
proposition in the world - and the
American nation spends $250,000,000
annually in advertising its business.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

The Chicago paper which is to be
started and managed by women prob
ably could be induced 70 take its dry
goods and millinery advertising out IN
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

Our country has the misfortune fire.
quently to step on Germany's corns.
1t seems as though Germany sticks
out her feet for that purpose.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

There's one teacher that draws
good salary"
who's lhatT'
Experience The Wrinkle.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

You have changed your tailor, have
you. Rivers? Couldn't lie make your
clothes fit you?"
THAT wasn't the trouble. He
couldn't make me fit my clothes"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16
saudnst for Wood.

French cabinet-makers have learn
ed a way of preparing sawdust ant
making 1t into articles of ornamen,
that resemble carved woodwork.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

King Alexander Of seryia wants 10
know what's the use being eonsd-
tutional monarch II such a monarch
can't do as he pleases with the consti-
tuition.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

\ Chicago man Travelled $4,000 mics
aud spent 5000 for the purpose Of
winning $50 bet. Some people are
very hard losers.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

A Kansas City judge has decided
that a baby cannot be attached Tor
It's parents debts. The idea that the
parents attachment for the child +
the strongest IS quite logical
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

Hasn't Squallop been fooling us
beautifully
"How?"
dent, that he has been member OF n
church for twenty-five years. without
any of his friends ever suspectlng It."
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

Derby-rm all broke up. old man.
Dotty Dimple refused me last night
Plug bet you a flyer yon don't
feel half 50 blue as |, She accepted
mao
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

The Kaiser has drawn the plans for
the German building st the s. Louis
Exposition. and nov. TO play out his
whole thing" role. lie ought 10 come
over and build II.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16
As lie Grnbbcd his Hat.

81 wish you wouldn't say dear me"
so much.n protested Mr.. upjohn.
"Nyhy notY' demanded Mrs. UpJohn.
1T sounds so egotlstical."
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

The fellow who sits down and waits
FOR his rich relations to die must con
slider that they are worth their wait
in gold.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

over in Paris they call one Of our
most graceful forms Of entertainment
DE Ka-Ka-Wakn Do you know what
II is2
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

when we hear of some traveller VINO no
has beer Impoverished by sharpers on
an ocean steamer we feel reasonably
sure that he broke Into tneir sa,ue -
meeting TO rob them. Either tna' VI
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

Mr. Bear-rhls is the last time IN
hibernate In this hotel left call
for January. and here 1t is the middle
OF April
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16
White Pine News.
ELY, NEVADA.

1t is sign you are growing Old
wien you read the obituary before The
marriage notices.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16
Her Reason for Going.

80 you are going 10 Eufopt'
Yes. | don't care much about see
ins It. you know. but I've found il
ireadfuliy hard not 10 be able TO talk
about IT."
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

When Mr.. Morgan finishes his $780,
600 home Mr.. Carnegie VIII give him
few books to put in it.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16
LET US ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA
RloUS HuMoRlSTS.

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World over-Snyings that Are Cheer
fnl 10 Old or Yonng-Funny Seiec-
tons that You VIII Enjoy.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

Mr.. Glumpsole-I say, you know, this
is my dance, you know; shall we--er--
take n turn, or shall | er-''talk" TO
you-erf"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

While waiting In the reception room
for their hostess some visitors We're
entertained by that lady's 4-year old
daughter. One of the callers remarked
to the Other:
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-07-16

No" Instantly replied the child. II
am not very pretty. but | am very
SMART New York Times
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-11-22
LUNENBURG CONTESTS.
Judge George G. Organ With
draws His Intention.
Especial to The Times. Dlspa tch.,


MEHERRIN, VA. Nov, 2l.-A report
has reached here that Judge Geo. G. Or
gain has decided not to contest the cleo
ton Of commemorative Attorney against
Mr., w, Z, Neblett, who received ma
iority OF twenty over him. The petition.
with tho required amount OF signatures
had been secured for this purpose, and a
declaration of the charges had been
drawn up. but It Is understood he decided
to leave the matter just as It stood. A
majority of his friends were anxious for
him to push the matter to tue end, as
they felt sure that the grounds. upon
which he based his charges were sutll-
cient to throw out the precincts, and
therefore elect him.
Mr.. w Y. Fowlkcs has filed his notice
OF contest against Mr., o. l.. Hardy. who
won over him by one vote, and when this
comes up 1t Is quite evident that the hight
will DO closely contested one.
The supply OF game Is greater through
this section than 1t has been lor several
seasons, particularly birds and rabbits.
Very little hunting has been done up to
this time, as the farmers have been busy
getting In their crops, and only few
from other sections have been OH the
grounds,
Miss Lena Moore is quite III at her
homo several miles south Of this place,
with typhoid fever. Several doctors are
In attendance upon her, as Is also a
trained nurse. Her brother died u few
weeks ago with the same disease. and
at that time she was confined to her bed.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-11-22
RADFORD SOCIAL EVENTS.

/, tain a number of prominent society peo-
Die of New Yorks /" Four HundI ed. Mr..
Jones has as his guests this week Mess1s.
Robinson, Kane, and Kemp, OF New
York, who came down to Ne"pern, N.
c.. on the yacht Decoy with & hunting
party.
LAge Cotillon Club. ono OF the most
social organizations Of the city. gave Its
Initial german Of tho season IN the Ma
sonic Temple Tuesday night. 1t was
a brilliant augury for the series or sim
liar charming events that are to follow
under the auspices Of that popular organl-
alton during the remainder OF the lal
and winter. Mr. Strudwick Nash led the
german with Miss Symonds OF Boston
Half hundred persons participated.
This week Wilmington has had IN her
midst a distinguished Daughter or the
Confederacy, Mrs. John Fl. Winder, for
mcrly Miss Florence Tucker. OF Raleigh
She is the able president of the ONO
division Of the U. D. G. Mrs. Wlndcr -
said to have been one OF the Leading f1s
ures on the floor OF the recent conven-3
ton In Charleston, On the floor sho was
known as the ''silver-tongued oratress
She is woman of marked attachments
and charming personality, and naturally
Tar Heel interest centred around her.
Mr.. Hugh MacRae and family have re-
turned from Washington Baltimore and
elsewhere, to spend the winter here
Capt John II. Sharp, OF Foi tShcu.'i'
Va. treasurer of the Seaboard Air Line
Company. spent several days In the city
this week. Miss Sharp. his daughter. is
a guest of Miss Monltt.
Miss Clary, of Stockton. CAL. Is here on
a visit to .4lss Jane Young Mears.
Miss Eliza Wooten, OF LAGRANGE, re-
turned home this week after visit to
Miss Baldwin and Miss Sneed In this
city.
Mr.. John H. Hardin and family are WIS.,
iting relatives In Portsmouth, Va.
Miss Eva Jennett. OF Ocaln, Fla. after
visiting her uncle. Mr.. Stcnhen Jennctt,
has gone 10 Georgia on visit.
Announcement has been made OF the
Forthcoming marriage OF Miss Ethel
Emma Mathis to Mr.. John Leroy Wig
gins, which will take place "Wednesday
evening, December I'd, at o'clock. First
Baptist Church. this city At home at
Charlotte.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-11-22
Especial to The rimes-Dispatch.)


RADFORD. VA, Nov. 21.-The After
noon ldlers were delightfully."- entertained
BY Misses Eta and Pearl Roscnfeld we'd
ncs,lay afternoon. 1t was tancy-Work
party, each guest working on Christ
mas present whllo exchanging Ideas on
this interesting topic
The Current Events Club was enter
taincd by Mrs. w. N. RaGland Thursday
afternoon.
The Wo,nan's Guild Of Grace Episco-
pal Church. will hold a Christmas sale
Of fancy work. dressed dolls, hand-palnteo
china, etc., December 10th.
Miss Lucy Radford, Of Amherst, re-
turned homo Thursday after spending the
summer with her aunt, Mrs. lI e. Adams.
Mrs. Henry, of Elliston and her daugh-
ter Miss Sallie, arrived "Wednesday TO
make their home with Mrs John Moran.
Mrs. Henry q husband, grandson OF Pat-
rick Henry, was struck by a freight train
and killed at Elliston last week.
Mrs.. W. c. Rivers. Of West Point. N.
Y, Will spend several days with Mrs.
]. HoEe Tyler tho last Of the week en-
route to Warrenton, N. G.. where she VIII
visit her mother, Mrs. Battle
Mrs. Selden Langley and her daughter,
Miss Lillian, are visiting In Washing
ton city.
Mr.. Clyde Miller, Of West Virginia, has
been at home this week on visit.
Mrs. a. j. Black ana her Hotneri NlIs'
Saunders, OF Barton Heights are In Rad
ford this week on business. Mrs. Black
recently sold her handsome homo on Nor
wood Street to Mr.. Max Goldberg.
Rev. and Mr.. NJ. r. Cooper returned
Tuesday from their bridal tour and have
gone to housekeeping at the parsonage
in East Radford, They were given gen.
erous pounding Wednesday by members
of their con gregatlon.
Tho Modern Woodmen OF America
founded an order here Wednesday night
with fifteen charter members.
Mr.. Garland Johnson returned to ke-
nova Wednesday after a weeks visit
to his parents, Mr.. and Mis-. c. G. john
son. =
Mr.. st. Clair Brown, Of Georgia, is In
Radford for n few days visit.
The Cotllon Club gave german Fri
day evening at their hall In the Ash
meade building.
Gen, G. C. Wharton came near having a
serious fire at his home on "Wednesday
forenoon Leaving his bedroom. he re-
turned to find 1t In blaze. A portrait
of his sister and several heirlooms, val
ued ut 500. were destroyed before the
flames could be smothered out How the
fire originated Is not known.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-11-22
fsnec,.l to Tho Times. plspatch.

PETERSBURG, VA, Nov. H.-Mlss
Anne Gill entertained the Sixteen Caro-
Club Tuesday morning at her nome on
South Sycamore Street. -Four mana GU,
chre was played. Mrs. John nel ,,.is
Clalrborne capturing first prize, Miss
margaret thinner second prize, and MRS
LEROY Roper the lone hand prize
Miss Gill had as her guest Mrs. Samuel
Wilson. Mrs NJ c. Jackson, Miss Mary
Beasley, Miss Mary Friend, Miss Mar
tina Collier Miss Gerald Pryor, or wash
ington, Mrs. John Herbert ClAlroorhe,
Mrs. Brooks Rogers, MIS-, A Miss
Friend, Miss Helen Leavenwortn. MISS
Louise thinner, Miss Margaret thinner,
Miss Connie Knox, Mrs. W. a. bragg
hlrs ". T., Drewry, Mrs. Robert Hamll-
ton. Miss Bessie Venable, Miss Helen
Venable, Miss Purcell. of Baltimore.
The Misses Gill entertained at cards
Tuesday afternoon, their guests being
Mrs. Wall Mrs. T. II. NIaclin Miss Vi1-
3 GINA Bull, Mrs. r. r. Meade Mrs. Alma
IIill, Misses Lee and Mary Booth. Miss
Annie Stokes, Miss IIstele Collier, Miss
Margaret Collier, Miss Mary Beasley,
Miss Mary Friend, Mrs. Alexander liam
ilton, Miss Annie Cuthbert, Miss cary
Myers, Miss Lena NoItenius. Miss Mar
tina Collier, Miss Dena Lee ToWncs, Mrs.
r. A. Gamble, Miss Gerald Pryor. Miss
Margaret Gill. Mrs. Samuel Wilson.
The first prize was awarded to Mrs.
Samuel Wilson, second prize to Mrs.
] on Wall and the onn hand prize to
Mrs. Alexander Hamilton
Mrs. r. D. Galbraith. of Spa1tanburg,
s. c., IS the guest OF Mrs. r. w. Collier,
in Petersburg.
Mr.. Robert Stuart of the Union Thco-
logical Seminary, at Richmond, visited
friends in Petersburg this week.
Miss Jane I.ovett, of Norfolk. is visit
ing Miss Margaret Collier In this city.
Miss Jane Lovett and Miss Margaret
Collier will go to Norfolk Saturday FOR
n short stay
Mrs John Edward Booker. Of Suffolk.
has issued invitations to the marriage
of her daughter, Miss Elizabeth Scott
Booker to Mr. John Spooner Epes, Of
this city. The wedding will take place
"Wednesday evening, December end, at
half past o'clock ah the home of the
brides mother In that city.
Miss Booker is n charming and at:lac-
tive young woman and Is we'll known
an social and literary circles. She is the
daughter OF the late Hon. j. T.. Booker,
who was a prominent newspaper man,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-11-22
NORFOLK SOCIETY.
n 1.bp rlincs. Dlapntch.'

fspecial To Tho Times. Dlsontch)
NORFOLK. VA. Nov. 2l.-'fhe social
event of the week was the marriage on
Wednesday evening Of Miss Anna r.
,raylor to Nlr, Robert NJ. Wilkinson. Miss
Taylor has been since her debut one OF
tie most ATTRACTIVE young women III
Norfolk society. Tho social prominence
Of both parties gavo an added interest
To the wedding.
rho reception at the residence OF the
grandmother Of tho bride on Granny
Street was the most elaborate affair OF
The season. Those who assisted In re-
ceivng were Mrs. A. Brooke Taylor,
Mrs. Tazwell Taylor, Mrs. j. leighton
Hubbard. Mrs. r. r. Hubbard. Misses LIZ
zc Garrett Of Williamsburg, Nina
Johns. Miriam Wilkinson, Gussie. New
ton, Nan Kensctt and Loulle Taylor
called
Capt. Lyon, commanding the cruiser
Olympia. entertained delightfully."- aboard
at cards Friday evening.
Interest is felt here In the approaching
wedding Of Mr.. Francis DeCordy Ma
thews, Of this city. and Miss Gertrude
Pacht, Of Baltimore, which is announced
for tho End of December.
MIR James NJ Thompson has return-
cd from Il trip to Baltimore and WASH
ington.
Commander Clinton X. Curtis, long Of
this city, VIII likely return here WINE
awaiting orders. He has been relieved
Of the command Of the Alliance.
Mrs Hugh Nelson Page has returned
from u visit to Mrs. Lyons III Char
lottesvillc.
Mrs. and Mrs. Paul Howard have been
giving n delightful house party at the
Wilkinson cottngc, Virginia Beach. which
IS delightful at this season. Those who
enjoyed their hospitality were: Miss
| 1t,.olv,, ~ 1,ot NJ 12or1svi11a. hTfgs Car.
tor Warren. Of IIurrsonburg; Miss Nan
Freeman, Miss Louise Jones, Miss Kit
Newbill, MIR. james Farant. Mr.. Davis
Jordan. Mr.. George Kelly, Mr.. 1.lewellyn
billiard, Mr.. william Ilensett, Mr.. Geo.
Payne and Mr.. Lloyd Freeman.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-11-22

Large yvinesap Apples. pk..... c5o
Albemarle Pippns, pk......,... ouc
Large Florida Oranges, doz.... 200
large juicy Lemons. doz...... 100
Best Malaga Grapes, lb.....1S LEO
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-11-22
WARRENTON.
(specIal TO The rimcs. Dlspn,.h.

WARRENTON, VA. Nov. 2l.-A hope
less, drlzzling rain made last Tuesday
anything but a day for hunting. he
ground was heavy and treacherous. the
brush was rocking with moisture, and
post and rail fences doomed up darxly
seeming to say, SHOW me CLEAN pair
of heels or kiss the earth" But nothing
dauntcd Il small contingent Of the War
rcnton Hunt Club faced the blast and
followed the hounds over some of the
tallest timber on record this season..
Most Of the party We're men. and right
in for the sport Mr.. U. d. Benner's
splendid bay, "Tacomas," is as ambi-
tious a piece Of horse flesh as one often
sees. To keep close 10 the master Of
the hounds and his mount means a clean
record at n high rate of speed or a
rough tumble some where in his wake
Only seven hllntsmen We're In the field
Tuesday, but they had q keen race
amongst themselves, not q single fall
occurring.
Trldnys drag was different. so far as
attendance was concerned. In fact, 1t
was a gala day in the field. Many towns
people followed the pink coats in vehi-
cles, and to the strangers here 1t was
indeed novel sight. The riding of the
ladies' Is to them a marvellous thing, and
never fails to draw forth their unds-
guised admiration.
"Colleen Drawn" n hunter belonging to
Louis y. Parsons, IT.. made big haul
at the New York show this week. This
horse was heard from while In Rich
mond In the middle weight hunter class
at the. New York show he captured the
blue ribbon.
The largest social event for the coming
week will be n card party given by Mr..
and Mrs. William Swift Keyser. of Pen
sacola, Fla. and at present the guests
RI frc n M Nn1rlV hundred