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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
WILL COMMENCE SLICING SOON.
Beets are Being Delivered mt the Rate Of
125 Loads per Day.

125 Loads per Day.
II the present weather keeps up it lie
expected that the Alma Sugar 90. will
commence slicing beets at their factory
some time the first of next week. Beets
are being delivered at the rate Of l25
loads per day, besides those that are
shipped in on cars, although the com.
pany is experiencing considerable diff
Guilty in securing the cars from the rail-
roads. At the time of going to press on
Thursday about $50 loads and 30 cars Of
eets had been delivered at the beet
eds.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
We Take the Chances

II you have neuralgia of the stom-
ach, gastritis, nausea, furred tongue,
or a constant pain In the stomach, try
Majors Neural Pills. We guarantees
and recommend them. Bivins q
Rhodes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-10-16
To Cure a Cold In One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund the money II IL fails TO cure.
L. w Groves signature 10 on each box, 25c.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
HON. A.. Emsaky AND sHlog.
They are Nov at Their Home on
Hanover Strest-Mr Emhrey
intsrviswsd on the Judge
ship Question

Hon. \ r. Embrey and Mrs Embrey
arrived in the city Sunday afternoon and
are at home ON Hanover street Mr..
Embrey was at his Office this morning
busy with batch Of letters and n repre-.
sentative OF this paper called on him for
an Interview in reference to the Corpora
ton ludgeship. Mr. Embrey said he was
too busy with his correspondence and
hardly knew what had transpired in the
city since his departure; that il as his
and Mrs Embrey's intention to take a
bridal trip aud not return home until
May lst, but be received kilograms from
friends and clients in FredeI icksburg re-
questing him to return home. and he
Smi.ingly remarked. Here am. I re-
greet deeply that Judge Wallace resigned
The people of fredericksburg will not get
another to so ably, so calmly and so i'm.
partially fiji the high and responsible
position OF Corporation Judge" Beyond
this Mr.. Embrey would not be inter
viewed
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
The Concert at the CoIIeee

One OF the most delightful musicals OF
the season took place at the College FRIDAY
evening nnder the auspices Of the College
Chorus and Orchestra The former was
under the direction of Mr.. J. Willard
Adams and the latter under Prof Frank.
lin. The program was splcndidly ar.
ranged and included songs by the chorus.
selections by the orchestra and solos
both Instrumental and vocal Prof.
Franklin and Miss TAFT were bothenthn.
siastically encored, alter rendering bean
titul violin selections and both responded
Miss Palmer's singing was the subject of
much favorable criticism. and she too
was given hearty encore. Mr.. Wright
sang well a catchy selection entitled
Tale OF Sea Shell being accompanied
by the orchestra A large crowd was
present and thoroughly enjoyed the con
cert from beginning TO end
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
Plumbers and PLUMBING

The City Council has passed an ordi
nance on plumbing, that is now in force
The third section of that ordinance pro.
vldes that every person engaged. or
about to engage in the plumbing bust
ness "as master journeyman
pumbler' shall appear in person before
the Inspector and receive a certificate oil
registry and mo person than a regis
tered plumber shall be allowed to carry
on or engage in the plumbing business
or make any connection with any sewer
drain. soil or waste pipe connected there
with"
Notice is hereby given to plumbers to
come forward and register. and such
work as above described is forbidden by
Others than registered plumb ers under
penalties of from 81 to $40.
). j. Quinn.
April both. 1903
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21

ANY CHURCH or parsonage or insti
tuition supported by voluntary contribu.
ton will be given a liberal quantity Of
the Longman K Martinez Pure Paints
whenever they paint.
NOTE: Have done so for twenty seven
years Sales tens OF millions of gallons:
painted nearly two million houses under
guarantee to repaint if not satisfa Glory
The paint wears for periods up TO eigh-
teen years. Linseed oil must be added TO
the paint (done in two minutes Actual
cost then about 81 % gallon. Samples
free. Sold by our agents +. ID. Cole. Fred
ericksburg, Va, Davis 4 Hoge, Dido, Va.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
RED MEMS BAZAAR.
a Lars. Sum Was Realized

Friday night. fourth night Of the Red
Mems Bazaar, was largely attended The
first door prize, a five dollar gold piece.
was won by Mir. Sidney Hunter. and the
second, pearl nolegold pen. was won
by MIR. Bowling. A great many articles
were rafied off During the evening Mrs
J. b. Proctor, Miss Tinsell. of Richmond.
Mr.. Dunn and Mr.. W G. Turner sang Sc
lections. adding greatly to the pleasure
OF the crowd
The Red Mems Bazaar closed Satur-
day night and was a great success The
net proceeds are not less than $3.50.
Mrs Charles 4. Gore won the door prize
OF - in gold for adults and the chjld's
prize OF 81 was won 10y ticket ~, which
has not yet been claimed The holder of
the ticket will call on Lieut. T. NJ. Lar
kin for the money
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
SUDDEN pgATh OF mas. MAJ.
MADUkE
The Remains Brought Here and
Funeral Took Place From Baptist
Church

The many friends and acquaintance Of
Mrs A. ID. Marmaduke were both shock
ed and grieved To learn Of her sudden
death, which occurred at her home in
pittsburg, Pa, Saturday.
The deceased was n daughter Of Mr.
and Mrs. o. j. Owens. Of this city. who
with several sisters and brother sur
vive her. Some months ago she married
Mr. Marmaduke. who recently removed
from Petersburg, Va, 10 Pittsburg,
where he was )nnected with the Singer
Sewing Machine Company. The de
ceased was 20 years Of age, aud her
death was due to heart trouble.
The remains were brought here Sunday
afternoon and carried to the residence OF
MIR. Owens. The funeral took place
from the Baptist church on Monday
afternoon at = o'clock, Rev DR.. J 5.
Dill conducting the services. The pail
bearers were:
Active -Messrs. r. & Hldrup. H. F.
CrismOnd, Emmett Curtis. f. C. Bell +
A. Brulle. :. + EastburD
Honorary-Messrs r. y. Brent. F. d
Cole, 5. J. Quinn. II. W. Willenbucher
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
An Old PresidentiaiTieket

Capt. y. j. Quinn has come into the
possession of an election ticket voted for
Andrew jackson in either 1928 or 1882
1t was voted by B. Tolson, who is sup
posed to have lived in Stafford. and was
deposited in a cornerstone of building
IN Falmouth. Virginia then had % dis
tricts, and an elector from each is printed
on the ticket. 1t is quite appropriate
tnat Capt. Quinn should become the pos
SCISSOR OF such relic, for in addition to
hls iather serving with Jackson in his
inulan wars, fighting under him at the
battle OF New Orleans, and voting twice
Tor him for President, he named his son
Tor the old war horse, whom he regarded
as the greatest man in America.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
April both, 1903
Death of Mrs. Mary q. Chichester

Mrs. Mary Beverly Chichester wife of
Capt Arthur NJ. Chichester, of Loudoun,
died at her home near Leesburg Wednes.
day. She was a daughter OF the late
james Bradshaw Beverly Mrs. Chiches-
ter Is survived by her husband, Capt.
chichester, OF the Engineering Crops Of
the Confederate States OF America; three
sons, Beverly b.. of Loudcun county;
Arthur NJ, Jr., OF Philadelphia. and
George Mason, OF Philadelphia and three
daughters, Mrs. DR.. j. M. Cox of Lou
doun county; Mrs. Fred Paige, of the
United states Army, and Mrs j. Wilcox
Jenkins. The deceased was a relative of
Judge K. III. l.. Chichester, of Stafford
end Mir. J.Conway Chichester, of this city.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
HEADQUARTERS F0a
MATERIALS.
BUiLDINs

keep all kinds of North Carolina and
Virginia Lumber, dressed and undressed,
Shingles, Laths, Sash, Doors, and Blinds.
Lime, Cement, Caffeine Plaster, Plasterine
Hair, Building and Paving Brick, Tin
and Iron Roofing, Cut and Wire Nails, all
kinds Ready Mixed Paints and Dry Paint,
Linseed Oil. Turpentine, Dryer Varnish
and Lewis's White Lead, Paint Brushes
Of all kinds, Window Glass and Putty.
Builders Hardware of all kinds. Tar
Roofing, Sheathing Paper and fine Brick
Keep large stock of Sewer Pipe and
Fire Clay Pipe.
8 n pnlE
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
Richmond, Fredericks-
Ourg and Potomac
Railroad.
Schedule in effect April 18th. 1903.


Coz VI daily. Stops on signal at
Vrcoquan Sundays only
~.-i. 4 NJ daily. Stops 8t Alexandria.
ln o. NJ. sunday only. Stops on
signal AT Brooke. Aqua. Wide Water.
Qnantico, Cherry Hill. N'gley aud Deco
guam.
tOI7 A. NJ. daily. except Sunday.
stops Oh signal az Brooke. Aquia. Wide
Water, QuauticO, Cherry Hill Freestone.
Negley. OccoQuan. Lorton, Accotink
lrancpnis, and Seminary.
II L. NJ daily except Sunday No
local stops
G.5T f. N daily. Stops on signal at
brooke and Wide Water, and at Reid
sunday only.
lo.ul j NJ. jaily. Stops on signal at
brooke. Wide Water and Quantico.
stops ON signal at Accoquan ON Sundays
only.
LEAVE SOUTHWARK.
1.1o \. VI. daily. Atlantic Coast Line
train. Stops at Milford. boswell and
Ashland daily. and on signal at other
local stoIs ON Sundays only
GOO A. NJ. daily except Sunday Rich
mond ac ommodotion Make all stops
. - \ VI daily except Sunday. Makes
local stops on signal
- - i. u daily, : A. l. train stops
ON signal at Milford. boswell aud Ash
h,nd
: - i. VI daily Atlantic Coast Line
train. stops At Dosw ell and Ashland.
6.ia i. NJ. daily. Makes local stops
on signal
SO T.. NJ daily Seaboard Air Line
train. Stops at boswell
Accom- 0dation train leaves Richmond
J i NJ daily except Sunday, arrives
fredericksburg a. 30 L. VI.
v. %. DIXIE. G.. ". CUi.P. ". + TAYLOR.
CON MIN AL Gcm- MAn. Trnl Man
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
Death of Andrew p George.

Died suddenly at Johns Hopkins Hos
pital Baltimore. Andrew r. George.
youngest son of Mr.. John J. George. in
the twenty-sixth year of his age The
funeral took place from Kendall Baptist
church, Washington, Monday, April 20
at $50 p. IN.
Mr.. George formerly resided here and
the deceased is a native of this city.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21

Connection y: Tre,lrrickshurr with r. F.
= =. r. r., and N~efls StcRrlhoa- Co A.
Drangr With southern b x and Chesapeake =
Ohio y. b.
The only uue 80 Size Charlottesville and
Nfderne@s Rlttiedciis.
Eastern standard rhine. Daily except san.
day. W H. RICHARDS Gen Nruacrr
'rrAiu No. ? icsve- % ralzs~he +. "a Monday
IN each month - 4 NJ
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
Attorney OsJsrnette Locates at
ORANGE.

Mr. + III. DeJsrnette, Jr. a talented
young lawyer OF Spotsylvania county
has located in Orange for the practice o.
his profession. He occupies the Office re-
Gently vacated by Judge Morton Mr.. De
Jarnetie has been practicing law yer,
successfully in Spotsylvania. and is n sor
of.Capt f.. ii. DeJarnette. Sr.. a promi
nent citizen of that county.-Orang,
Observer
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
THE COMPETITIVE ExAMINa.
TON.
Prof. Newbill. Mr.. ShackIeford and
DR. Barney TO be the Judqes

The competitive examination for the
appointment of cadet from this dis
trict to Annapolis to be held in this city
May 9th. will take place at Fredericks-
burg college. Theiudges will be Profes-
sor /. Il. Newbill, OF Chesapeake Acad.
envy at lrvingtOn; Mr.. q. l. Shack lie.
, ford, OF Warsaw. and DR.. J. n. Barney
of Frederick sburg College Facultv
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
For Sale

Tract OF land containing 1915 acres
soil especially adapted for grass and
grains, DARK loan and red clay, all clay
sub soil, ten miles from city, 81 from
railroad station, buildings insured for
$4,000, cost over $4,000. recently put
in thorough order, good investment. will
sell cheap Terms To suit.
John W. Allison. Jr..
fredericksburg, Va
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
WARRANT AGAINST GRAY WAS
DISMISSED
The Case Did Not Reach Trial and
He Returned Here

He Returned Here
Luther Gray, of Stafford was arrested
here on Friday by Officer Tansill on o
warrant from Washington charging said
Gray with stealing buggy of the value
Of Sl1. He was lodged in Jail here to
await the arrival OF authorities and in
the meantime took legal advice of two
lawyers, who advised him to refuse to
go until proper extradition papers were
signed by the Governor. He disregarded
said advice and voluntarily took the
trip to Washington in custody of an oiii-
Ger, but before leaving he entered into an
agreement with the officer to be taken
before the person charging him with the
offense. Upon his arrival in Washington
the matter was adjusted, the warrant
dismissed and Gray returned here.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
Notice

The Pension Board of Spotsylvsnia
county will hold an adjourned meeting
on Friday, April 9th, at Spotsylvania
c. II.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21

On the return OF Gray TO this city he was
arrested by Constable Timmons OF Stat
ford. on warrant charging him with
obtaining money under false pretences,
from party in tauquier county.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
Pickle Growers, Notice.

The Richardson Picking Company will
contract with reliable farmers for the
season OF l9O3 to grow small cucumbers,
burr cucumbers and melons. Liberal
terms.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
a CLOSE. INTERESTING GAME
Score Two to One in Favor OF the
Visitors.

Browns University school defeated
fredericksburg College Friday evening
on their home grounds by score of to
l. The two teams were very evenly
matched and it was never certain as to
which side would win out The game
was good and snappy, and very much
enjoyed by the small, but enthusiastic,
crowd present
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
TO CURE coLDIN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money II it fails
to cure. Z. w. Groves signature is on
each box Doe
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-04-21
The Farmers Friend Corn Drill

This simple. compact
and splendid working
tool has for many years
held its own against all
competitors. Each year
1t gains a host Of new
friendsand substantiates
its name-the Farmers
Friend.
For sale at
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04
BIRD THAT EATS SPANISH FLY
Fattcns Itself On nm Insect That Pro-
duces u blister on Uu- n
man beings.

One would scarcely suppose that a
bird that fattened itself on an insect
which will blister your flesh almost as
quickly as the burning head of n parlor
match would be much of n table lux
ury, but there Is such a bird. 1t is
called the %papabote, and 1t belongs to
the plOver family. II is about the size
of the w%Oodcock, with a sober gray
plumage and a short, hard bill. The
coming of the Spanish fly upon tho
foliage in the localities 1t frecuents Is
sudden and mysterious. No one knows
whence 1t or whittier it goes. 1t
disappears as mysterlously as it comes.
1t Is a most destructive insect, coming
in countless myriads, and eats of grow
ing things. But the papabote comes
with ii, stays until the fly disappears.
and consumes millions Of the pest. The
birds grow so fat on this corrosive in
sect that they become literally balls
covered with feathers. When they fall
before the II of the hunter they
burst open like ovcrripc fruit.
The papabotc Ia the shycst of birds.
and can be approached within gunshot
in only n way, for, unlike all known
game birds, it viii not crouch to the
dog. 1t Is heavy Of wing, keen Of sight
and hearing, and rises long before the
hunter Is in range, resembling in this
respect our common meadow lark. II
can be shot in no really sportsmanlike
way, and only by using a horse and
wagon. The bird will permit a horse
TO walk quite close to it, and the hunt
crs take advantage of this and in open
buggies and spring wagons ride about
among the feeding grounds, and drop
the birds as they rise on every side in
easy range.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04
TABLED SNAKE MARKET.
Missouri Oma Went to Town with
Hundred Reptiles, hut
Couldn't Sell.

An old woman was in Joplin the other
day with n basket. the sight of which,
according o the Ncws-Herald of recent
sign the pledge. It was filled with
snakes of every size and variety.
TT was ascertaincd," the News-Her-
aid says, that the owner of the snakes
had come to the city to dispose Of them,
she having been led to believe that she
could find ready purchasers for the rep
lies in joplin.
"I live near CRANKY she said to a
reporter, and always keep n couple OF
small snakes for the Kids to play with.
These kind are perfectly harmless.
About IA month ago "A travelling man who
ate dinner at my house told me that
there was a snake factory in Joplin. He
said that they used the skins to make
belts and gloves out Of, while the bod
les were sold to the sausage mills. lie
said that they brought $50 a foot. !
thought It was a good way to make
money. a very few snakes are less
than two feet in length. That would
be three dollars n snake, You see. Well,
| worked hard for "A month catching the
snakes. hired all the small boys in
the n~eighborhood and paid them at the
rat Of ten cents a snake. have "A hun
drcd or more snakes with me now
These are only samples which ! have
here in this asket; the others are In
my wagon ont OF Seventh street
The woman refused to give her name
for publication. as she said she did not
want her husband TO know what she
had been doing,
"I expected to realize about 81, 900
ont of the snakes she said. with this
money ! intended to lift the mortgage
on our place and surprise my hus-
band"
Finding no market for the reptiles,
the old woman carried them to tho end
Of East Seventh street and turned them
out; and now, every time n Joplin
woman's foot touches anything on the
gound Unexpectedly, she gives n high
jump and a yell that would excite envy
In the heart of a COmauche.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04
"THEM THAT GIVES, GIFTS"

There's a quaint and homcly saying
That Is trite, though Ill expressed.
And you'll lind upon the weighing,
That 1t measures all the rest
"Them that gives, gits.'
Is II wealth you're seeking after?
DO not tightly close your palms.
But with love and happy laughter
Give your brother needing aims
Then that gives, gifts"
Is II fame for which you're longing?
Follow still the Godlike plan.
Help the needs forever thronging
Round your struggling fellow man
Them that gives. gifts"
Is II knowledge you would fcttcr?
It's within your earnest reach,
But you'll get 1t quicker, better,
II another you will teach
"Them that gives. gits.'
Is II love, earth's dearest treasure,
You would gather for your store?
Give of love, nor stint the measure,
Twill return to you the more
Them that gives. gifts"
-Eleanorc $. I~nslec, In n. Y. Sun.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04
New Germnn Museum.

In Germany It Is intended to make the
restored Salisbury In the Rhine country
a museum for antiquities from the Ro-
man occupation and earlier times. To
decorate the museum various statues
Of Roman emperOrs are in preparation.
The sculptor. GOetz. OF Berlin. has COM
pleted his models of Adrian and Alex
ander Scveres and submitted them to
The German emperor.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04

or women sanitary inspectors there
are over 40 in England and Wales. six In
Scotland, and five in Ireland, about $40
women being engaged in var Gus kinds
of sanitary work. Under the home Office
there are seven lady factory inspectors.
four under the local government board
and five under the j.. G. G.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04

Two Young Men went into a Cooks shop under pretensc OF buy
ing meat. While the Cooks back was turned, one OF them snatched
up a piece of beef, and gave it to his companion, who put it under his
cloak. The Cook, turning round again, missed the beef and charged
them with the theft. Il haven't got ii" said he who had taken it. Il
have taken none of your meat" said he who had it. Look here"
said the Cook, (which of you has stolen my meat can't say, but Of
this am sure, between you both there's a thief and a couple of ras-
Gals"
Moral Al honest mans word n good as his oath; and so lisa ogues too for he
thatw viii cheat md ue why should he crupph to foswea himself
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04
Jewn I'm DnnInucun.

Damascus now contains about the
same number Of Jews that II had IL
the time of st. Paul. In the middle
Of the first century of our era some 1O,-
600 Jews lived in Damascus and were
governed by an ethnarch; the present
Jewish community is computed at
about II 900.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04

Mrs. Marlgold-How do you happen
to be so much brighter than other peo-
pie, Mr.. Author?
Mr.. AuthOr-Well-er-yOu see, tho
criticisms OF my books make me smart.
Kansas City Journal.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04
Diplomat.

A diplomat is a nan who pretendi
that the other fellows way is his whel
he cant have his own.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04

A woman usually begins her life work
when she marries a man to reform him.
Chicago Daily News.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04
Her AdmirInK Friends.

Eva-Maude's having her portrait
painted.
Ida-Well, it's liable to look Just like
her II they get the paint IN thick
Observation-Disclosures Bulletin.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04

Some men are like pins; they have
their good points. yet they are apt Ia
stick you.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04
A. Dnnc In -. InuIs.

A st. Louis widow ~ married 70.
emily with d baby In her arms.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04

The reason SO many people do not
succeed Is because they work so little.
Washington Ua.) Democrat.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04
Take No Ch0nces

Don't take chances OF proposing to .
girl on Friday: she might not refuse
you.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1903-12-04

The an u paid In pensions since
the civil war u S3,134.271,548.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-10-25
A Drumn,er's improvement on Way
Some Tourists Have.

Some Tourists Have.
A new joke blew over from Jersey yes
terday on Pennsylvania Railroad ferry,
It was in charge Of young man whose
suit case and quite obvious sample case
on the deck beside him proclaimed him to
be one of the great army of drummers.
The suit case was the Joke. Its sides
and ends, it's top and bottom were pasted
over with labels of every variety Of size,
shape and color. and Of such number az
to conceal the body of the case.
At a distance of thirty feet the conclusion
drawn from these decorations was that tho
owner had travelled in every known country
of the globe and stopped at every cee-
hrated hotel, or else he had bought the
whole lot of labels on Broadway; but on
closer view Of the labels certain famil-
iarity of appearance struck the observer
II xaye rise to the feeling one has upon see.
ing a familiar face in a totally unexpected
ton until slowly the whole truth dawned
upon you.
Whatever your first conjecture had been
Won involuntarily said Well, that's one
on me-" for those labels were OF beer, beer,
beer-nothing but beer OF every known
brew; domestic beer, imported beer; but
always beer, beer beer u made you
thirsty TO look at II.
When the full Significance Of the matter
had settled upon one Observers mind, he
approached the man, seeking Information
tSay," he said, -whered you get emf
.Ai over. but mostly a bottles was
the reply Where would you thinki'
IT'S great Joke anyway How'd you
come to think Of NJ ~ ..,.
two kinds Of people who wear labels on
,L.ir yrius One kind has really been