The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-22

| While man has not the craft OF woman
in the matter OF petty smuggling. no
manages to do pretty well when driven
| TO it,
Some months ago a passenger on q
| transatlantic steamship succeeded In es-
| tablshing cordial relations with the cook.
with the result that the genius % tho
| galley was ready 20 do the rich mans
bidding. When the statue Of Liberty
hove In sight the traveller packed his
trunk carefully. not ncglecting 10 include
all the dutiatje things he had collected
abroad. and then proceeded 70 toss his
collars and ordinary wearing apparel into
grip. This accomplished. he sent FOR
the cook. told him few funny stories
and pointed 10 the trunk with a knowing
wink
You'll get IL OF the boat for me - said
the traveller with an sir Of gayety
Sure" responded the cook. fully In
formed Of the plot.
ThereupOn the traveller and the cook
scparated and the former made decisra-
tions TO cover the possessions ia the grip.
He went through withou; ripple and
drove uptown 20 wait for the coming -
the trunk. due the next day But tho
treasures did not arrive what had hap
pened.
The cook 20, the trunk OF the boat
according 20 programme. and even sue
ceded In having II turned over 20 an ex-
pressrnan Their the plans 81 the pair
wen; wrong just because an srRus-eysd
Inspector had the audscisy 20 get sns-
piclous.
J., il a curious fact that AZ this mo-
ment there are several valuable pack
ages waiting an opportunity % break into
New York without paying dutv
n r. more curious that thes~ Gvods
have come up the harbor several times.
and failing 10 End the barriers gon-.
have gone back % the ether side. Isut
the owners have not given up hopes by
any means. They are eth imbues- With
the impression that some day when Ar.
Inspector happens 20 be otherwise occ1i-
pied they viii get their treasures OF Tbs
boat and 20 on h.s way rejoicing
But n the vigiiant collector Ok The port
knows his business these plans SiH f4if.
The law does not consider that the sct
o. smuggling j. accomplished gnsa the
goods touch American sou. and - long
az the ambitious rrngxxier stanIs ~
shore and merely looks as the United
states. he has dono nothing % which
the law ran take sxcepfion.
These unhappy gentleman have rssss
ell sorts % ovsrtures - various persons.
but each tine have been obliged % re-
turn across the boBnfisss SEA ara faks
another chance On ths retorn irip u
recalls tn Ire ~ the pppgiar sonk All
going and nothing coming IL.
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