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The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13

Alaska can never become an agricul-
tural state. In summer the sun sets
there at about eleven O'Clock and no
hired man will ever work until after
sundown and then do the chores.
The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13

Sometimes there is more in the adjec-
tive than you suspect when You speak OF
a criminal lawyer.
The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13


Flat Six Chicago. ILL.,
Peruns Medicine Co., Columbus Ohio
enfeen-"Lasf caught cold which seemed to SET
ktdneys and affected them badly tried couple of KID
advertised did help One
told of the great help he had received In using
Peruns q similar and at once procured
blessing feet part of
seriously,
entirely would be without
months ssLary."-yOftN T. SHEAHAM
The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13

Papa, what's leading woman?'
ANY married woman. my SON.
The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13

THE old-fashioned pairing bee has
gone out of date" sighed Deacon Jones.
"and the only pairing bees we have
now are the PRAYER meetings."
The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13
HORSES TIED TO HOLES.

II you have smoked q Bullhesd scent
dEar you know how good theJ are: u
you have not. better try one
The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13
emok. Bakers "Builh..d" l-eent ci,

Are you coming home to tea to-
night?" No. i shall be an absentee
The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13
'cAPSICUR VASELINE'

tPur rP IN coLLAPsrnLH TuBEs)
A substitute for and super rioT to mustard or any
other plaster, and will not blister tho most
delicate skin. The pain-aliaying and curative
qualities of this article wonderful 1t will
stop tho toothache at once. and relieve head
ache and Sciatica. Werecommend II MS the best
and safest external countcrirritznt known. ais o
as an external remedy for pains in the chest
and stomach and all rheumatic. neuralgic and
gouty com plants. A trial will prove what
claim for 1t. and it will be found to be invniu-
able in the household. Many people say il is
the best of all your preparations" Price 10
cents at all druggists or other dealers. or by
sanding this amount to in postage stamps wo
will send you tube by mail. No article should
be accepted by the public unless the same
carries our label otherwise il is not genuine.
cHESEBROUOH MFG. CO.,
II State Street. EKw YoEk CRY
The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13

disease is at once suspected. but the chronic
variety may come on so gradually and in
sidiously that its presence is not suspected
until after it has fastened itself thoroughly
upon its victim.
AT the appearance of tho first symptom
Peruna should be taken. This remedy
strikes at once at tho very root OF the dis
ease.
A book on catarrh sent free by Tho
Peruna Medicine Co.. Columbus. o.
The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13
HAPPY DAYS.

When Friends Say "How Well You
Lcok,"
The Springfield herald., 1903-11-13
Denver Directory

You take no
chance when
buying a har-
moss from us.
Every set war
ranted to be as
repre - . Q nted.
r HIS double
tenn harness
complete with
collar RS y n u
b + Q &c h In g.
Concord style.
Pin. traces. for
N8.O. Sold ev-
erywhere for
of saddles and
S. Tho Fred
. IlI3lo IAriuer
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08
Writes Mrs. w. McRoberts.
Women Made Strong and Happy
...z "a Mothers. b.: 50 81 ss IS
Catarrl, Of the Pelvic Organs is 8 FIRE.
quent Cause Of Baroness. :.
Perfume Eradicates Catarrh From the
- ! System. '.:s2z ~. - Is &

( = -
TO the woman of ancient Israel not
: ! TO become q mother was regarded
asthe greatest of earthly calamities.
To become q mother-more especially
the mother of 8 strong, healthy boy
was the height of glory for the faithful
woman OF the good old Bible days.
Even now when maternity is not es-
teemed as of yore, the mother of healthy
childrenis an object of admiration. and
sometimes envy, by her. neighbors.. =, AS
compared with ancient peoples, the
average American woman has low ap-
probation of motherhood. There are,
however, great MANY exceptions to
this statement.
The accompanying letters from CRATE
ful women who have been made strong,
healthy and happy: mothers need no
added words of ours to make them con:
vincing. Catarrh had weakened and
impaired their entire systems. Peruna
made them sound and well.
Mrs. L. M. Griffith, Arco, Idaho,
writes: -
''Your medicine did me a wonderful
amount of good. It cured me of barren
ness. | am 80 years old and never had
any children; but since beginning your
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08
HIS TIME WAS NOT UP. )
And Father Made Him Take on His
Good Clothes and Work AM
other Half Day.

A man of mercenary spirit had several
sons, one of whom was on the eve of his
twenty-frst birthday. The father had al
ways been strict disciplinarian, keeping
his boys we'll under parental charge, allow:
ing them few liberties and making them
work hard, relates Youths Companion.
1t was with feeling Of considerable sat.
isfaction that the young man rose on the
morning of his birthday and began to collect
his personal belongings preparatory to start.
ing out in the world. 80
The farmer, seeing his son packing his
trunk, which he rightly judged to be evil
dence of the early loss Of good farmland,
stopped at the door of the young mans
room and asked what he was going to do.
The boy very promptly reminded his faith.
er of the day of the month and the year, and
declared his intention of striking out in the
world on his own account.
Not much You WON'T" shouted the old
man, lat least not for awhile yet. You
wasn't born until after II o'clock, SO you
can just take off them good clothes and fix
to give me another half-day's work down in
the potato patch.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08
LOVE DESC bed.
AZ 1t IL In That DellGhtful season,
When the Rumble Bees Begin IS,
~ to Bum. m IL $50 Ne

Judge Ryder in the Granite Enterprise
thus describes hiszown loveSaffair, says the
Kansas City journal .As early as last
spring, when the grasshoppers first began
to hop and the humble bees first started on
the bum, when the bob white was whistling
up his mate and the spring poet was spring
ing his poetry, Judge Ryder, who: had
hustled in this breathing world for 81 long
summers, showed symptoms Of he.doye
nature. He had met the enemy of his bach
elorhood and was her'n. A courtship was
begun, result of which is now a part Of
Granite and Greer county history. Such
results have been the elimination of such
begnnngs ever since Ger. Eros seized ed hs Life
Of this old earth, and such will be the cul
mination Of such beginnings, dear reader,
till, the end Of the chapter. The matrimonial
bond is the most sacred of all human con-
tracts. It is dictated by nature, adyo-
Gated by Cupid and smiled upon by Provi
dence. It removes the cloud on the title. OF
a mans right to citizenship, and completes
the existence of woman, " hich is love-: A
mans existence without the clinging1 love
of good wife is as bare and desolate as a
lattice gallery which does not support .
morning glory in the spring.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

lin. I had been doctoring for several
years, but kept getting worse. One day
a neighbor woman brought me your
book, the "Illso of Life" and wanted me
to take your medicine. I told her that
1 had given up all hope of ever getting
well. had tried so much medicine.
My neighbors thought I was nearly
dead with consumption. ;, =,
6 Finally concluded that 1 would
make a last trial. II SO my husband got
me bottle of Peruna and Manalin.
commenced taking them according to
directions. That was two years ago. A
year ago last November I gave birth to
a 1o-potlnd baby boy, who is well and
hearty !: and I am doing my own house
f tSk liz 5s9f ss
icine lever heard Of. Mrs E.. Il.
Thomasi tGt,s,' -,:jn +; x Eo!:* ,;i;nila,r
iH,yo4 do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

medicine I gave birth to a 1O-pound
baby girl. She is now six months old
and weighs rs pounds. My friends were
all surprised. Some would not believe
it until they came to see me.
my husband says he never saw such
a change in any one as there was in me
after l had taken three or four bottles of
Peruna. I am stronger than have
been since !: was quite young. God
bless you and your medicine forever.
can not tell you all. My letter is too
long already; but will say Peruna
cured me. I never saw or heard of
anything half SO good. I can never
thank you enough for your Kindness.
In cases of la grippe it works like a
charm j, II cured my baby when other
medicines failed. She was real bad with
Ia grippe: ''--:Mrs l.. M. Griffith. '".>''.'
Mrs. jE.n E. Thomas, alpha; Mo-,
Writes:oJs;n !uI:1sis!u, ,iIj ii ,I:r!if.j-.
" l have used your Perppp f "a. and /. Mana
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08
How Pat Lost His Beauty.

AT the Art Students league, where
studied in 1884 and 1885," said {. D. Glib.
son, the illustrator, there used to pose
for me an extremely unprepossessing Irish
man. This fe llow was asked by young girl
one day how he came to be so ugly.
"You see, miss he replied, it came
about like this. When was a baby there
wasn't prettier, sweeter child in all Ire
land, and I should have grown up to be a
very handsome and attractive man by
rights; but my mother put me out to nurse,
and the nurse changed me for the ugly, i'll
favored creature that l ANN. 7. crib.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08
D0AN'S CHANGE" DOUBT TO GLAD. SURPRTSF

n' EVERETT, MAss.-l received the
sample of Doan's Pills and they stop
pedal my trouble of pain in the back,
from which i have suffered for two
years. lam Q sole. leather cutter, and
being on my feet and lifting heavy
dies all day, appreciate the help
Doan's Pills have given me. feel
like a new man.-GEo. A. BURGESS,
1863 Belmont Street. n.,. 49,:
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

Not Strikingly Noble-"Soy your daughter
is going to marry nobleman: "Yes, an
swered Mr.. Cumrox; but HE'S only IA, noble
man by profession: Personally I must say
Ne strikes me as a pretty common Sort. y: =
Washington Star. .i>s,ij:.HI
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08
A YOUNG MOTHERS LETTER.

4 YOUNG MOTHERS LETTER. -
Mrs W. McRoberts, Delano Miss the
folowing - ~ ~ @' ' ~
,--. DeLano, Miss.
Doctor S. B. Hartman Columbus
Dear
TO ana ook rua and Manan The third of March
pound ba1y g ana we both
to y9" md Perana saved my m recommend to everyone and
oo 1send you my and baeys picture
h0"se%eck and ske care Of my BABY and feel SO good
ga me so much good They just
Hne 1t IS good to give strength. "-Mrs W.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

cause bapP$ne SPf e 81 Be:s SYST 81
:courseth hot. But then, I!would try awfdlly
hard toGet him to, marry me*"'-Comic Cuts.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

u Aching backs are eased Hip, back, and loin pains.
limb swellings and dropsy signs vanish p,
They correct urine with brick dust sediment, high
wettipg, Dpan's Kidney Pills remove celclli and
gravel Relieve heart .palpitation., sleeplessness,
dizziness headache, AnA1 nervorsness Il
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08
HARRY DANIELS
IT MINOR
SERVATIONS
COPYRIGHT 1905. ~ =. &


"a -
The Irish have started a
movement which they hope will
result in the death and burial Of
the stage Irishman and also the
so-called Irishman who occurs
from time to time in the pages of
the comic papers. Hereafter
there is going to be a. riot when
ever, a man comes out ON the
stage with Irish whiskers that
sprout just under the chin and
hang straight down like goats
and bald wig that is about 9H
shades too highly inAamed to
match the face of the wearer.
Hereafter when a so-called actor
with an artificial head that runs
up to- sharp gable comes out
with a pillow under his vest and
a No. 5 hat with green band
around it, the 1rishmen in the
audience are going to arise as one
man and lead him from the the
alter in sections.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

::'1t msy be foolish to struggle against the
inevitable, but we all have more 6rless ad.
miratiol for the man who refuses to let it
knock Jim out in the fit st roniinid Pick.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

BURLINGTON JUNCTION, MOI
received sample of Doan's Pills and
they are; all, that lis claimed,. they re-
lieyed g pain in my back, and did all
that was. represented.-.C. C. RAY.
r. f. ID. No l:':'th Il jTi'i .@tZf ~
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

sarca SIN is poor weapon With which to
fight the devil; poorertene with which to
win friends United Presbyterian.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08
Well~ur

The |Prof S,s.a1 You Isihb. a,d any mu.
steal education at all? ii ~" <,:H"j,.it, }
PROSPECTIVE Pupil-Oh, yes, sir! I can
pronounce 'Paderewski, 'Tchaikowski and
Gabrildwitsch sT!7Woman's Home Compan:
ion.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

The Place for It.-"What are you snort
ing about?,,' asked the young walrus Of the
old one, who was perusing scrap of news
paper. "Here's a doctor who says it s. un-
delphia Press. %f't' ;4'9 = -
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

WAS Robert of Normandy very evil, pa,
pa|, ;, No, my child he vas as. only medi;
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

!. ASPEN, Co1o.' April 10, 1909
Deans Kidney Pills accomplished
the desired result in my case relief
came the second day after I com
menced taking them. Twas troubled
with: retention and dribbling of the
urine. Now it is natural and free IA
ever in my life.-D. L. STAFFORD.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

l. Uncle. Reuben says; i Memory was given
to humanity, dat it might look back an think
world: am how; little Dc world has done fur
us in return, Detroit Free Press. :.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

The man, who rails at ma trimony in public
usually deserves the sort Of wife he has. -
Town Topics. =! 10 MN::- ..il!tLi,s e.GIi
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

!. WEST BRANCH, M1cH,, April 11th.---
Many thanks for the sample Of Deans
Kidney Pills. We had tried MANY
remedies with little benefit but found
Doan's act promptly, and hit the case,
which was an unusual desire to urinata
had to get iii, i've and six ti,nes 81
q night. 4 think Diabetes was wen
under way, the feet il and ankles
swelled. There was an intense pain in
the back, the heat Of which would
feel like putting ones hand up. to q
lamp chimney. I have used the free
trial and two full boxes Of Deans Pills
with the satisfaction Of feeling that I
am cured. They are the remedy par.
excellence. +. BALLARD. -.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08
DIdIlit Eivree.l o 1,., 20 81, e - :

D1d Il Ever oeesaair5 Is You 8
to note the rapid development If EaIgf
Texas as. a, truck and fruit growina .coun-
try? No? Then write for the pamphlet
Timely Topics No. q and become con-
WINGED that the resources of Texas are H.
limitable; Address ,'':Katy,'''g< 500, VAIN
wright, St. Louis, Mo- '|'
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

sr. Louis, Mo. - Received sample,
and am on my first bottle from the
druggist-they helped me wonder
fully. I had a feeling of wanting to
urinate oil the time, and trouble in
passing, burning and itching. That; is
ell gone now, and I feel thankful
E. 4. STEVENSON, 1881 Easton Ave.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

Daylight and truth meet us With clear
Milton.,;:: vi! ,t.r;il i,ri1if..:D
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

Even the very old colleges still retain
their faculties 'L 5, TChics Daily News .,r.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-08

TAY1o 4. HE man can !
tell the good Of Doan's Kidney Pills
until he tries them for q weak back.
j I tried everything and got no relief
until ! used Do ANS .Pilla9.-7J, n,
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-12
A PRACTICAL PLAN.

OF late there has been little discussion of feasibility
establishing municipal central market in this city, though
the subject received consideration
plans and suggestions offered by those who gave
this not unnteresting and certainly
the Crawford bridge Improvement made the opinion prevailed
that ultimately the the
tc Market Square would be utilized by city
of large market which
dealers in food supplies done Boston,
large cities.
That plan has been carried
and doubtful it could be successfully
public market has been taken by enteprsng individuals
poraions and the need felt by the citizens being fairly
well met.
Nevertheless the Crawford become
evidently destined continue
the poultry raisers the surrounding During several months
in the several hundreds of
produce congegated Necessarily
secure the advantageous locations locations
will be reasonably during In
they compelled to be the ground hours before bust
actually begins and the expense stabng
horses paying watch their property and other MAX
ing the aggregate expenditure quite heavy Moreover there
frequent clashes between seeking the location
services of the police nfequeny required prevent
to 6stcufs
This is the condition today from sasac
tory and certainly ought be improved possible That
be beeed materially is indicated by plan suggested today by
business who has given the subject consideration
scheme contempates the making suitable
available along South Water and Dyer the leasing
these sections those desiring them Under system
farmers would have location in which
busness they would have be the ground
hours before trade opened there qures
position because would
take it and the city would realize
the leases.
This certainly plan worthy the careful
favorable action of the city council
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-12
JOHNSON'S ATTACK.

Tom L. Johnson who has been put forward by Byantes
the Democratic candidate for of Ohio expected
make something OF spectacle of himself during his canvass
such demagogc exploitation he recently INDUCED in
looked for by those who thought they had taken the
of the and had accurately gauged his mental cabre
According candidate Johnson the judges of the
OF Ohio merely lacking learning but what far they
vena That is this persistent office seeker who fast
proving himself political mountebank that the judiciary
OF his be bought and sold Similar charges have been made
against the judiciary other but by who pos
sessed espc decency enjoyed reputable standing the
communities which they lived They have always been the bel
lowing fellows who thought nothing traducng the characters of
honorable because they utterly lacking honorable char
acter themselves
And is to the level of this low Johnson has preeptaed
se II there were danger that the citizens OF Ohio would
pace @ th gubenatoa chair they would be the objects OF
warning as wen OF conmseraon but there likelihood OF suci
misfortune Ohoans intelligent patriotic, and
DC trusted not 70 choose their executive who violates
every OF political decenc and propy asa the
characters o e men who compose the judiciary Of their state
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-12
ROCKY POINT.

There is an attraction announced for
Rocky Point Sunday that will undoubted-
ly attract many In spite OF the fact that
the regular season has closed and that
is the baseball game between the River
point aggregation and the woonscc cket
Gyms. This game is the rubber
which Will settle the much discussed
question OF the supremacy, and a red hot
contest is expected
There will also be one OF the widely
known shore dinners served tomorrow.
that will be sure IL please many being
none the less enjoyable because OF the
slight fall tinge 10 the atmosphere.
The grounds are as beautiful as ever.
and II is very probable that the attend
ancc on this occasion will he a note
worthy one The usual boat and car
service will enable all TO get down for
the dinner, and for those who delight In
the national game 10 reach there at ;
O'Clock, when the contest Is to be called
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-12
IN SOCIETY

Mrs. william Grosvenof OF this city
gave charming dinner party at her
Newport residence. fast evening. the
decorations being American beauty roses
and music and dancing following the din
ner
Rev. Henry NJ King. u. D., and Miss
King have recently returned from a stay
at Randolph. New Hampshire
A Boston paper mas the following in
teresting note In it's society columns:
Mrs. Roscoe Stetson Washburn OF
Providence, r. l., whose name was
among the fashionable list OF subscribers
at the Trocadero. last winter, has been
spending the summer season at Nan
tucket Mrs. Washburn has gone for
short visit 20 Dublin, n. H."
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-09-12
LEWIS GkEScENT PARK DINNERS.

Rhode Island people will learn with
pleasure. that although most OF the at
fractions at Crescent Park are closed,
those delicious shore dinners will be
served for a few days more and perhaps
weeks. IL depends on the weather.
The O'Clock bake served from 2 Till
y, m Is easily the best shore dinner
ever put on a table. The service is such
as ls given only by the best hotels. and
the food which Includes all the delicacies
of the season Is prepared by a chef. who
IL an artist.
A Crescent Park dinner will give salts
faction TO all who enjoy the luxury Of a
good table and will bring forth words of
praise from the most critical epcure