New-York tribune., 1903-01-01

There is In the ROYAL Museum at Fhe Hague
t5ol1ans curious old document describing the
adventures of Henry Hudson. navigator In the
service Of the Dutch East India Company He 1t
was who discovered the river to which he gave ms
name A passage of the document reads as follows:
"The natives. Indians. on his first coming here'
regarded the ship with mighty wonder, and looked
upon it as sea monster. and declared that such
ship or people had never been there before.
She met him in the darEensd hall.
Her answer seemed irrelevant; -,
It was How cold your nose s!
VARSITY Fortnightiy
Natural affection of seals lin their wild state}
is well shown in the following anecdote- A gen
tleman living in Oregon, on the ocean shore. one
day caught in very simple manner q young seal
1t had been stranded the plank wharf by 2 re-
cedng tide. and left high and uncOmfortably dry
as we'll 1t had not strength to waddle into the
water and no one to teach It the tricks of its
tribe The gentleman kept the little glossy erea-
ture for several days. and then in pity turned
it into its native element. 1t came to the wharf
every night and whmpered that he was Obliged
TO take ii out again and keep it in a small tank.
the seal giving every demonstration OF affection
after the manner of young dog.
Kentucky Teacher (of infant geography class
Tommy B9ed may tell us us what ma si strait t s tbout
nothn' in it.-(Ohio State Journal
The Stevenson Block in Indianapolis will be the
headquarters OF nearly half million union workers
after January /. The United Mine Workers the
brotherhood OF Carpenters and Joiners and the In
ternational Typographical Union 100000. 10000
and 5000 strong, respectively. The headquarters
of these three great institutions all more or less
a clearing house for their army of workers. All
Go big banking business, and their combined an
nuaI receipts and disbursements will run consider
ably over 100000 Their postofce bills WILL it is
estimated. aggregate over $4,000 year. This IN
cludes the postage of the three national organs.
KITCHEN CULTURE.
I"only nine replies were received to an advertise
ment for cook. while simultaneous request for a
music teacher produced SsS applicants -tMerning
Paper1
To stoop to culinary toll
But lettuees, @ ! think think; can and do III,
And yet. although you spoil a salad salad
How sweetly you can sing ballad
Not cen Iunatic would sing
paasn DER your buttered toast;
Your hand for pastry" is thing
OF which yoq have ave, no I light is to otss boast
Your splendid touch upon the keynotes ~
You have s9mewhat SOM u at gEhastiy knack
The way Won up bacon black
Is mildly speaking, past belief
But while ] wonder still do know
How capably you render Gounod
Potatoes are a form of food
That you can never rightly cook
hfo fouve wnfa Studied it Mrs gBeetons BOOK
They look and taste like tallow candle
Yet how you can interpret Handel!
You do not grasp the ins and outs
Of serving the simple sweet:
Your sausages and Brussels sprouts
Are quite Impossible to eat:
But But how how sublime is your vibrato
You must have answered it appears
To tho wrong advertisement,
And out OF two distinct careers
Twas for the wrong that you went
Your cookery is far from Sano;
Go in for teaching the piano
--(Mostyn T. Pfgott, in Harper's Weekly.
Waycross (Ga.) negro who has Just been
Quilted of a criminal charge writes TO express his
thanks: kindly allow me space to express my
thanks to the above court in toto. t-l a
prosecuted and supposed condemned man by wife
prosecution from wilful calamites and rlImors has
been arranged before the above court under the
cumbersome weight of two warrants this week
and by the fair dicison and slsfull discretion OF
the court favored with justice and pr.vi-
lidge. No fairer exist and more skillfuI
I find myself too enadequate TO express my thanks
for they have stepped beyond the line of race
prejudice and color mark In the dealing of court
in
''Col. attorney, has but few
superiors if any in the study OF law. and show no
color disfranchsement In clinging to his criminal"
And now" said Professor Longhunger as he
greeted Mr.. Henry Peck. what shall make OF
your little hoy-a lecturer: He has sincere taste
for it
Il know he has replied the male parent he
inhcrts il from his mother '-tSchooimaS Ster