The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1903-05-28

Towne-The last time | saw jenkins he
was looking pretty blue; said he had
nothing to do.
Browne lie told me the same thing to-
dav when | met him, but he was quite cheer
full.
Towne- Resigned to it, suppose.
Rrowne-Resigned to it! No; just APP
pointed to it. He's got political job
philadelphia Press.
SIT was almost amiracle Burdock Blood
Bitters cured me of terrible breaking out
all over the body. | am very grateful
Miss Julia Filbridge, West Cornwell, Conn.
Pompous Customer-That insect powder
YOU sold me the other day is no good. The
cockroaches fatten on it.
Atfable Salesman-Yes, sir. That's the
first stage. They get fat on it and then die
of apopleXv Come round next week and re-
port again. Anything l can do for you,
ma am?
Monarch over pain. Burns, cuts, sprains,
stings. Instant relief. DE-. Thomas Eclec-
tric Oil. At any drug store.
Belle-Do you think Chappie loves me?
Grace-I know it. He told me today that
he was going to shave off his mustache so
that he could devote more thought to you.
All the healing, balsamic virtues of the
Norway Pine are concentrated in DR..
Woods Norway Pine Syrup, natures own
remedy for coughs and colds.
The Prospective Bride-I sometimes wish
had more experience in housekeeping and
domestic life.
The Old Stager-But, my dear, if you
had you would never get married
It's folly to suffer from that horrible plague
of the night, itching piles. DOan's Oint-
ment cures quickly and permanently. At
any drug store, 80 cents
The Wife-What will you do when you
have no little wife to mend your clothes for
you?
ones.-Exchange.
Tendency of Catarrh is to spread.
Just slight matter at first, and because
slight, neglected: but the seed soWn brings
forth a dangerous harvest, Consumption,
which is the harvest of death. Better spend
a few moments each day inhaling Catarrh-
ozone, an aromatic antiseptic that relieves
at once, clears the nasal passages, and re-
stores lost sense of taste and smell. The
immediate effect of Catarrhozone is magical,
SO prompt and efficient. Cure is certain and
permanent if you use Catarrhozone. Price
81. Small sizes 25c., at Druggist or Poison
& Co., Kingston. Ont.
Furniman-Now, there's your husband
coming, Mrs. Candor. Let's make d little
surprise for him.
Mrs. Funniman and | will hide behind the
curtains here, and you tell him that your
expected guests haven't come. Then We'll
step out and surprise him.
ENTER Mr.. Candor.l
Mrs Candor (obeying orders)-Well,
Henry, our expected guests have diSapOlDt-
ed us-Mr. and Mrs. Funniman haven't
come.
DR., Apnew's Catarrhal Powder has
proved blessing to many "man before
the public'' in cases of hOarsenesS, bad
throat, tonsiltis and catarrh. Some of the
most recent evidence of its efficacy comes
from a well-known actor, whose home is in
found ANYTHING to equal this remedy for
mick relief" so cents. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. Howes &Co.-69.
So understand your son has decided to go
"Yes. and he's made splendid start al
ready"
..Yes he went to an auction this morning
and honght a second hand writing desk for
only "A. 9S."-Catholc Standard and Times.
touldn't Estimate it's Value! DR.. Ag-
now,s Cnre for the Heart never fails 1t
ro1iaves in 20 minutes, it cures. 1t is a bea-
con.lisht to lead you back to health. W.
II. Mnsselman, Of G. A. r., Weissport, Pa,
w0 b snsy 81 cured n A ns Of pap
ton Ito and smothering spells. It's value can
not he estimated" Sold by Edmund Wilson
and A. A. HOwes & Coo.
Young Lady Customerw o don't don't know know
just what want. Can't you suggest some
' Glerk-Here's book ! think might please
von II starts out with the scene laid in
nstnmer-Oh, don't care how it starts
How does it nd?-Kansas City Journal.