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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
What the Wind Brinus.

Which is the wind that brings the cold
The north wind, Freddy, and all the
snow,
And the sheep will scamper into the fold
When the north wind begins to blow
Which is the wind that brings the heat?
The south wind, Katy; the corn will
grow.
And peaches redden for you to eat,
When the south begins to blow.
Which is the wind that brings the rain :
The east wind. Arty; and farmers know
That cows come shiverng up the lane
When the east begins to blow.
Which is the wind that brings the flow.
ers?
The west wind, Bessy: and soft ant
low
The brides sing in the summer hours
When the west begins to blow.
Edmund Clarence Stedman
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

herself i'll enough to go to bed. but she is
far from being able to do her work without
the greatest exhaustion. This is very
common sight and is almost always due to
pelvic catarrh.
1t is worse than foolish for so many
women 10 suffer year after with disease
that can be permanently cured.
Peruna cures catarrh permanently. II
cures old chronic cases as well as slight
attack. the only difference being in the
length of time that it should take to effect
cure.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac.
tory results from the use of Peruna; write
at once to DIR. Hartman. giving full state
ment of your case. and he will be pleased
to give you his valuable advice gratis.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
THE X. c. S. ALMANAC FOR 1908

The Kansas City Southern Railways
Almanac for 1908 is now ready or dis
tribution. Farmers, stock-9isers,
fruit-growers. truck gardeners, manu-
facturers. merchants and Others seek
ing new file d of action or new
home at the very lowest prices, can OBJ
tain reliable Information concerning
Southwestern Missouri. the Cherokee
and Choctaw Nations in the lnlian
Territory, Western Arkansas, Eastern
Texas, Northwestern Louisiana and the
Coast country, and or the business OPP
pOrtunities offered therein.
Write for copy Of the X. c. s. Al
manac and address, S. G. Warner, G.
P. A., X. G. s. Rv. Kansas City, Mo.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
The Cut.Rate Claar.

The cut-rate cigar has become one
of the denominations of New York. A
man may walk the length of show
case looking in vain for a plain ten
cent cigar. In half the shops this ira
ditional smoke can not befound. He
can find any number of two for IT'S"
three for lis" and six for Sis" b,S
that good old ten-cent cigar of his
fathers and his own early manhood
hes vanisEsd.-New York Letter
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Around the World.

There Is no route around the world
n which the railway and steamship
lres make an effort at close connec-
ton. The matter Of circular ticket
ind connected time table is now being
considered by companies which expect
to make the time for the circuit forty
eve days.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
poubIe.headed Snakes.

The double-headed snake, hitherto
supposed to be peculiar to Central
America and the credulity of unscien-
tific travellers, has turned up in Cali
fornia. One story says that it was
headed for San Francisco, another
toward Los Angeles.-Boston Tran
script.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Shoes for All Pour Children.

An anonymous donor has offered to
provide footwear for every shoeless
child In Sunderland, England. Each
pair of boots is to be stamped with a
notification that they are the property
Of the mayor, and any parent attempt
ing to sell or any pawnbroker accept
ing them in pledge will be prosecuted.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
ALTON RESUMES FAST ST. LoUac
TRAIN SERVICE.

Passengers destined to st. Louis
and points east should go via the Kan
sas City gateway, thereby securing
the advantage Of the Chicago & Atoms
fast night train, leaving Kansas City
ct . p. m, arriving in st. louis at 7:0S
.. m. Chair cars free Of extra charge.
Compartment sleeping cars. The AL
ton keeps theh light ashining just
ahead or the rest Write to L. d.
Cooper. Travelling Passenger Agent,
Chicago & Alton Railway. Kansas City.
No.. for lowest rates
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Cost Of ColIeue,

The cost of living at Yale varies
greatly. This year fifty-six of the
seniors got through the various terms
on $500 or less. Nine spent from
$4,000 to $500, and six spent over
$500. There were 40 who spent
$1,000 or less. and 1873 who spent over
$1,000.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
1t is surprising how quickly some
people get rich; also, how quickly
others get poor.
HOME VISITORS EXCURSIONS.

To Indiana, Western Ohio and Louis
willie, KY, via Missouri Pacific and
Iron Mountain Route.
A series of low rate excursions to
Eastern points will be inaugurated on
September 1st. They are called
Home Visitors Excursions" and
will be operated over the lines of the
Missouri Pacific Railway and Iron
Mountain Route in September and
October. Tickets will be on sale Sep
TENDER LIST, Sth, 18th and October 9th,
good for return passage within thirty
days from date Of sale. They will be
sold to points in Indiana, Western
Ohio and to Louisville. Ky. Detailed
information will be furnished on ep
rlication to nearest agent, or by adj
dressing H. C. Townsend, General Pas
senger and Ticket Agent, st. Louis.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
"Seelnu Ia Rellexlnu.r

81 will not believe" a well known
American lady who is staying in Lon
don told Daily Express representa-
tive when questioned as to the fash.
ion among women in America Of wear
ing socks instead of stockings, II will
rot believe, until | have some more
convincing proof, that the New York
400 have gone quite crazy" Just So!
But what kind of proof would the fair
American suggest?-London Judy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Creates Suspicion.

"W'en All sees er man hanin' sugah
{ er mewl." said Charcoal Eph, as he
heaved brick at the off steed, "Ah
wondahs eff maybe he don vary de
monotOny wen he am at home by
licl;in his wife, Mistah Jackson
Baltimore News.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
King williams Treasure Chests.

IN the Irish house Of lords. now the
board room Of the directors of the
Bank of Ireland, are on view two great
wooden chests, strongly bound in iron,
which are believed to have contained
the money with which King William
iii. paid his troops after the battle Of
Boyne.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Female Weakness is Pelvic
Catarrh.
Always Half Sick are the Women
Who Have Pelvic Catarrh.

Catarrh of any organ. if allowed to pro-
gress, will affect the whole body. Catarrh
without nervousness is very rare, but pelvic
catarrh and nervousness go hand in hand.
What is so distressing sight as poor
nalf-sick nervous woman. suffering from
the many almost unbearable symptoms OF
pelvic catarrh She does not consider
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

tcCH yCui . SUNNI w
with terrible pain In
my back. l expert
mented with doc
tors and medicines
but got little II any
relief. | actually be-
lieve the aching in
in my back and
through the groin
became worse. l did
not know what 1t
was to enjoy a
nights rest and
arose in the morn
ing Keeling tired and
unrefre s he'd. My
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Curious Request.

In accordance with her request,
fender was placed in the coffin of Mrs.
Mary Ann Jefferies, who died at Wei.
wyl at tine age of seventy-seven, and
was buried with her. The fender was
made out of cart-wheel which forty
years ago ran over and killed her son,
boy Of six.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
London Parks.

London, says the Earl OF Meath, now
possesses 313 parks and open spaces,
which have cost G2.199000. This
gives proportion Of one acre to 752
Of the population. which now numbers
rather more than four and half mil.
lions. Twenty years ago the number
of parks was and their cost f820,350.
affording one acre to 951 Of the popu.
lation OF 3,S34,000.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Enolish As She Is Pune uated.

In a recent number of he British
Medical Journal the trou ble'ome com.
ma is responsible for the following
wonderful animal story: The driver
having finished milking. his cow Of
fered to take me into an adjoining
room where the milk was cOoed. say
ing that while he fetched the manager
could have look around -
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Secured Prize in Boo. War.

Gen. Joubert's chair, made of ebony,
box horns and hides, and captured
from his lager at Lisabon, near Ly-
denberg, is now treasured by Lieuten.
ant Colonel Urmston at Glenmorven.
Sound of Null
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Ask Your Deaier,G Y .sn's root-tase'
A nowder TO shake SIS our shoes. 1t rests
The feet. Cures Swol, q sore, Hot Callous.
Aching. Sweating feeunJt lngrowing Nails.
Aliens Foot-Ease mkels new or ugni
Shoes EASY. Sold b all Druggists and
shoe stores. sc. SaaplA, mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olu'ted' lie koy' N. I.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Tesla Promisls Achievement
Mr.. Tesla pronS ses to shock the
earth with messacNs that Will be felt
and can be .Tecelva by his coherer
ct It's remotesY. comics.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

II you don't get the biggest and
best it's your own fault. Defiance
Starch Is for sale everywhere and
there is positively nothing to equal
II In quality or quantity.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Try One Package.

II Defiance Starch" does not
please you, return 1t to your dealer.
II 1t does you get onethird more for
the same money. 1t will give you
satisfaction. and will not stick to the
iron.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Pneumonia Is Deadly.

In Chicago and New York. according
to recent statistics. pneumonia has
now superseded pulmonary tubercu-
losis as the cause Of greatest mortal
ity.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalltble
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. W. SAMUEL
Ocean Grove, N j., Feb. u. looo
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

PUTNAM F. DELESS DYES color
Silk, Wool and Cotton at one boiling.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
First Woman Photo qraphed.

Miss Draper, the first woman who
ever was photographed, died recently
at Hastings, New York, in her ninety.
fifth year.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

chIeas, Savings Deposits.
Savings dS,osits In Chicago banks
have passed 70 $10O,0o0,O0O mark. In
the past yeah they have increased
more than $22.N0.O0O.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

STATE OF OHlv, OlIi OF Toledo, &c
LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK j. CHETEY makes oath that he Ia senior
partner of thu frm of +. j. CHENEY Co., doing
business in the City OF Toledo, County and state
aforesaid and that said firm will pay the sum OF ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case OF
CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use Of HALLS
CArARRH CURE. - ~,,,,x,,r
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence
this 9th day of December, A. ID. 1886.
,-I A. w. GLEASON,
SEAL. Notary Public.
1921
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
SYSTEM Send for testimonials, free
+. j. CHENEY IL CO., Toledo, o..
Sold by all Druggists, 15c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Tesi3 Promises Achievement.
Mr.. T9la promises to shock the
earth wicb messages that will be felt
and can pc received by his coherer
at its rem Ntest confines.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
MANY CHILDREN ARE sIckLY.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray. nurse in Children s
Home, New York. cure Summer Complaint.
Feverishness. Headache. Stomach Troubles.
Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At
all Druggists 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

The average man thinks the average
man is fer below his level.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Lewis" Single Binder" straight SC cigar
No other brand of cigars is so popular with
the smoker He has learned to rely upon
its uniform high quality. Lewis Factory,
PEORIA Ill.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Typhoid Fever statistics.

Men over forty years old are rarely
attacked by typhoid fever. There was
ONLY one case in the Soudan campaign
of altman over forty dying Of typhoid.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Fortunate is the man whose friends
are all good and his enemies all bad.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

To Cure q Gold in Ono day.
Take Laxative Bro:no Quinlne Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

What nerve man must have who
advertises a spiritualist seance and
promises to bring back the dead.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

One bad turn deserves another revo-
ton for the better.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

The telephone girl is on speaking
terms with almost everyone.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

A yacht race should be sailed un-
der fast colors.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
Singular.

BY natures happy arrangements.
cloudh Arsts do not usually occur at
points Where rivers have already over
flowed providence (R. ~ Journal.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Many a man has been boosted to the
top, only to fall of with d. s-g
I'd.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

1t costs more to neglec, duty than
to perform 1t.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

A man talks to amuse others and a
woman talks to amuse herself.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

1t takes lots of sand to win girl
who has the rocks.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Mrs. WinslOw's Soothing Syrup
For children teething softcns the gums, reduces IN
Summation alsys pain, cures wind oiic &c botte.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Human rakes scrape very little to-
gether.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Defiance Starch is put - 16 ounces
in a package, 10 cents. Onethird
more starch for the same money.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

It's well enougr learn to say no,
but girl will ntv ain an old maid
unless she says NY lat least once ID
her life.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
British Railway EMPLOYEES.

brtIsh RdTWay Employees.
British railways employ 534.141 peo-
pie. 20.46l engines. and 45.94S passen-
ger carriages. besides GIL 1000 wagons
for minerals, etc.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Defiance Starch is guaranteed big
gest and best or money refunded. 16
ounces, 10 cents. Try 1t now.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADED,

Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again. Large OF. package, cents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11
SUFFERED FOR FIFTEEN YEARS.
compIeteIv Restored to Health.

Mrs. p. Brunei, wife of Brunei.
stock dealer, residence Bill Grand
Ave-. Everett, WASH, says: For ff-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

Try me just once and am sure
to como again. Defiance Starch.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-09-11

A straight ticket is one with all the
crooked candidates left off.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-04-10

the big leaguers returned the compliment by letting O'Brien's combination oo"h with three measly singles. These inter- mittent singles were scattered like mile nosts and all thfee of the runners who reached first were thrown out on the bags.
 Only 27 Men at Bat.
 Yesterdays game in one respect Is the most remarkable ever played in Birming- ham. In nine innings the Coal Barons had twenty-seven men to the bat and not A man reached the bases on passed ball, base on balls, hit by pitched ball or an error. Three men went to the bat in each inning-no more and no less.
 While Birmingham failed to hit the ball, they played a magnificent helding game. and Lawlers error on an easy grounder is the only play that could pos- sibly be criticized. Jimmy oBrien cov- cred himself with a mantle of glory on third and some of the grounders stabbed by this dlmlnutive infielder were of the tobasco variety.
 Another remarkable feature of the game was the playing of Corcoran at short for Cincinnati Out of twelve chances he had four assists, eight put-outs and figured in two double plays making both the throws to first.
 Jake Beclxlcy and Mike Donlin, who are well known to the Birmingham fans, kept the crowd in a good humor at all stages of the running, and their numerous jibes at the pitchers and the umpire were en- joyed as much as if they had been de- livered by one of the home species.
 Keenan did not have good control of the ball yesterday and consequently when he had to put them over the big boys strengthened his slow ones out for sev- eral bags Partridge did somewhat bet ter and after his appearance on the dia- mond the Reds scored no more.
 Frank Smith Pitches Today.
 Big Frank Smith. probably the most popular pitcher who ever wore a Birming- ham uniform, will go In against the Ma tional leaguers this afternoon, and he says he's there with the goods.' It was not intended that 'Smitty" should pitch till Saturday. but as the other twirl- CTS are somewhat jaded and as the public
  will take his try-out today.
 As this Is Good Friday and a holiday the young ladies from the Pollock Stevens institute and the Birmingham seminary have been extended the courtesies of the park and will attend this afternoons game in a body. So far few ladies have at tended the practice games, but with all the college girls present this afternoon the management expects to see the grand stands frightened by a large number of feminine spectators. The game will be called at 3:30 o'clock today, but tomorrow the playing will start at o'clock so as to get through in time for Cincinnati to catch train for home.
 How It Happened.
 The trouble yesterday came about something like this
 The first inning was null and void for
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-04-10

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 Treatment by mail for those who can not visit us.
 No written prescriptions. We furnish all medicines. - l Question blanks for man or woman sent free on application.
 Onr institute Is thoroughly equipped w,th all modern surgical. electrical X ray. violet ray. galvan faradic battery. | electric static machine arc light eabi- | nets and other modern electro and me- l chanical therapeutic devices for aiding | ma in the scientific treatment of chronic | diseases.
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 Dozer has already acquired in the line
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-04-10
CINCINNATI WINS
 FIRST CAME 5 ID | Big Frank Smith Pitches for
 Coal Barons Today IS THERE WITH THE GOODS" In Yesterdays Contest Birmingham Had Only 27 Men at the Bat In Nine lnnings-Reds Played
 for Blood.
IS THERE WITH THE GOODS"

The Cincinnati Reds, wincing under the treatment received at the hands of Alb Powelrs Pretzels over In Atlanta, went after the Coal Barons with blood-shot eyes yesterday, and before the fire went out administered the most thoroughly arr tistic drubbing of the season. When Bir- mlngham quit playing in the ninth inning the score stood to O. and thinking that sufficient, the Reds packed up their tools and quit Both teams needed exercise and both got it. Batted balls fell In all corners of the lot. and before the game was over the fielders showed marked im- provement in sprinting.
 The article of baseball indulged in by Cincinnati yesterday was the best exhi- bition seen here this season. and though Cleveland may have somewhat of a stronger team, the Reds kept the steam turned on from the jump. They stacked up total of thirteen hits off the Baron pitchers, and with little regard for ethics
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-04-10
DEAD HEAT RUN ON
 THE MEMPHIS TRACK
Floyd K and Banter Crossed
 Wire Nose and Nose
A SENSATIONAL FINISH
Winners and Losers Arose and cheered the Two Horses and the Riders to the Echo-Bookies Reap
 Big Harvest.

Memphis. April s.-For the first time in years the judges announced a dead heat at Montgomery park today, when, in the fourth race at a mile and a sixteenth, Floyd K and Banter, crossed the wire in a desperate drive nose and nose. The finish was the most sensational ever seen here and winners and losers alike arose and cheered the two horses and riders to the echo. Rankin, the favorite, finished third only a length away. The book makers reaped harvest as only one of the six favorites was returned win ner. This was Barrack, in the last event
 First race, seven and a half furlongs, selling-Alfred c, 103 GA. HalD, to 1, won Pericles. 100 e. Kelly), 3 to l. sec ond Nearest 96 (Phillips), to l, third Time, 1864
 Second race, four and a half furlongs purse-Dick Bernard, 1OS QHenry, Is to D. won; Molines, 113 (Bullman), to 5, sec ond; Beneacient 113 (coburn), 10 to 1, third. Time. :561z.
 Third race, seven furlongs, purse-Har- " New, III (Coburn), to }, won; Au- tumn Leaves, g. e. Kelly), 10 to 1, sec ond; Elsie l., 106 (Wonderly), to 1, third Time, 12SA.
 Fourth race, one mile and sixteenth purse-Floyd K. 102 Donnelly), to l, and Banter. 99 e. Kelly), to l, dead heat; Rankin, 1O2 (Phillips), even, third Time, 1:51.
 Fifth race six furlongs, purse-Post- master Wright, 112 CMatthews), 15 to 1, won Alfio. 112 (Coburn), to 1, second; Bermuda, 107 CT. Dean), to 1, third. Time 1161h.
 Sixth race one mile and an eighth, sell ing-Barrack, i'll (Coburn), 1 to 2, won; Cogswell. 94 (Phihips), to 1, second; Loves Labor, go e. Kelly) to l. third. Time :561s.