The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-05-01

BOSTON. November "A. iss-
] Dear Fi~Frepang; ~ that's
Nhat. irs ali right And ysss
can't get married zoo quick a
SUIT the odd mar believe in
short engagements and isiag
] marriages. don't So am
sense IN a fellows slttiax
around On the mournerw bench
wtth the SsHnsFs after hes
] really got religion. The time To
sixs up the athaF side strength
= before the snEaxcm~ns
some fellows propose - Sri
before they kno~ ~hsther her
y frnnt and her hack hair match.
: ana ;sss hesssz that sh.Y -
] stuck whcn they aud that shes
j got a cork lea and a GAS eye
J a. well haven't any SYM
enthY with them. They start
] cat On the principle that
j married people have only one
] meal a DAY. and that u tried
,Ss.s .. ~. 80 80. :. >. 80 = - . =
] cream after the theatsr SMsur.
ally. a ktffa got her better
nature AMI her hest complexion
along der those rtraaua-
stances. lat th. really vsla.
: able fhinf1 - know - hau she
J approaches ham and eggs 81
seven = ~ and whether she
brings her eosaplsstien stth her
! % the breakfast tabi. And
! theae fellows make a Etrt be-
; ileVc that they - gntnx 60 spend
j all the time between eight and
j steven p. IA. fuT the rsks -
j their lives. holding a hundred
and forty paunds i've weight.
] in their lap. and ssyias that Il
j feels like a feather. The thing
j to find out IL WHISTLER. when
] enc % them gets 40 u holifnz
ter pound baby in his arms.
} for fve minutes. he's xoina e.
] carry on AZ n Il weighed ton.
a xirt can usually catch
] whisper 20 the effect that shes
] tbs showiewt x1stds on the shelf.
but the vital thtnK for a fellow
y 10 knnu "a " h~th her her ears
] are sharp enough 20 hear him
when he shouts that she's
j spending too much money ard
; that she must reduce expenses.
j OF course. when you're paftfnE
and pettiHg and feeding =
j woman shes going 70 purr. bat
! there's nothing like stirring hef
j up a little now and then 10 see
] II she spltn fire and hsaVes
j things when shes mad
want to say right here that
j there's only one thing more az.
J grayatinE IN this world than a
j woman who s~ts noisy when
} she's mad. and that's one Nho
j gets quiet. The first breaks her
J spell % temper with the crpck-
J cry. but the second SINNERS
} along like a freight engine On
= the track beside your berth
j jump for fear she's going %
} blow off any minute. hut she
j never does ard Eeta Il over
y vish-iust driEHies II out.
j You can punch your brother
j when he plays the martyr. but
j you've got 20 love your wife
j A violent woman drives a fellow
j to drink. but = nassins one
j drives him crazy. Che takes his
y faults and ties tharn % him ifks
J tin Pan 10 a yellow dogs tall.
J and the harder he runs 10 get
} away from them this more he
j hears Of them.
J I simply msntion these things
j In a general way. and IN the
) spirit % the preacher - shs
y funeral of the man who wasn't
a professor s-=c=ss=s ss's sss=-
y spmAry TO make n few hppro-
. pirate remarks ON these ocua-
! sions. Prom what ! saw Of
> Helen Heath. reckon shs's
y not getting any the best of H.
= She's what ! cali a mighty silE-
y fbie young woman-pretfY.
y bright. sensible. and without
y any fortune TO make her foolish
n and you a fool In fact. you'd
= have 20 at up nights 70 make
= yourself good enough Tor her.
n even N you brought her a mil
p Hon. Instead 81 fifty a week.
3 ITO b. concluded IN tomorrow
\ issusb
n From Letters from Self
y Made Merchant % Ills Son BY
y George Horace Lorimer. Small.
q Maynard 4 Co. Boston.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.