Mower County transcript., 1903-11-18
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Dairy Record: The cheese factory at
Mayville, Mower county, will be oper-
| ated by the farmers as a cooperative
! factory in the future. This factory
[ was operated by the Lacrosse Cheese
& Butter Co., and the patrons are look
| ing for money for about two months
| milk. r.
Leroy Independent: Here are two
facts that fit into each other with per-
feet nicely. Fact No. l.: the business
men of Albert Lea are the best news
paper advertisers in southern Mime
sofa. The Times, the Standard and the
Enterprise have each "a splendid
patronage. Fact No. 2: Albert Lea is
the fastest growing town in southern
Minnesota
Hayfeld Transcript: Queer world,
this! While in England and Germany
statesmen are advocating the adoption
of policies of retaliation against the
United States, our people are quietly
connering up the trade of other parts
of the world and entering into peace
full commercial treaties with our near
by neighbor.
Osakis Review: A clothier up at |
Duluth asks this question which we
think is real personal and we have |
good notion not to answer it. He
wants to know; 'How is your winter |
underwear" Well, old man, we had !
our winter underwear washed last
spring when we took it off and our !
wife has since sewed up the moth holes, |
so that is in pretty fair shape. " |
New York Press: An old time. poll
tical economist has been figuring up toll
find out.wh it is that the public payI
best, and the following is the sum total; i
First. we pay best those who DESTROY
us generals; second, those who cheat
us politicians and quacks; third, those
who merely amuse us-singers, actors
and musicians; last and least Of all,
those who instruct us-authors, school,
masters, ministers and editors. s.
Chicag 20 Interocean: The plain truth
is that fully one-half the, workers of
the United States the men whose inr
comes are from $500 to $4,000 year,
| the men .who+are neither in trusts nor
labor unions have not been getting
their share of the national prosperity,
They are working for the prosperity Of
capital and organized labor, but no one
is working for them. And under this
burden they are becoming exhausted.
Philadelphia Ledger: II wish, Susan,' =
said a fond Philadelphia mother to~her
new nursemaid, ''that you would use a
thermometer to ascertain if the water
iss the right temperature, when you
give baby his BATH "Oh," replied
!: SUSAN, cheerfully, :-'"don't you worry
about that. I don't need no thermome.
ter for baby. If the little 'un turns red
the water is too hot; if he turns blue
it's too cold, and there you are" - (
American Farmer: We boast Of oul
, great railroads and how, indispensable
they are in transporting products tC
market But it should be remembered
! that before the railroad comes into play
all the produce has to be hauled 0vel
wagon roads. These, therefore, are thu
, indispensable things, and dgno agrienltuf
, al section can be at its best unless sup
piled with xfirst-class roads for the com
: mon:hauling. . i. 5sY {
. Rochester Post and Record: #sTh
:. mileage for congressman is an item o
T no small amount. The rate was fxel
B when the means oftrayel were entifel
: different from what they are at present
and passes were an unknown quantity
= A senator from California receive
II 81 200 for the round trip, and uses
: pass, while a layman pays $500. Fo
the present extra session he is allowe
a double amount, which is very kin
: of the government The extra mile
- age bill for this session will be, SITS ,OO(
. which is gratuity to the members.
:, Renville Star Farmer ! We have
h number of. times called attention t
the new state capitol graft, for such
% seems to be. The people often wonde
Il at the amazing stupidity of the legi!
d lature at locating such a building i
- the cramped quarters in the center {
u the business district ofsSt. Paul instea
le of in one Of the convenient and tbeaut
oil full suburbs of the, city where acre pr,
" perty could haye been secured forspar
10 purposes > To-day property owners
- the vicinity Of the building are askin
N $f5OO0 per front foot fromathes sta
e. for more room. .%
. =. Boston Post: The ingenuity Of II
ho Yankee is typi6ed we'll IN hens ne
that he has recently invented ar
rd patented. This nest increases the la
ch | ing capacity Of the hens to an unlimi
as ed degree. In the bottom Of it there
of trap door, governed by q delica
VI spring. The hen lays an egg. d
ca weight of which causes the trap do
ed TO open, whereupon the egg drops dow
.ta Into q slbtDTrarean commandment al
=. the door closes very swiftly ana silent
" agAin The. hen gets up, turns; to 10,
ed 8t the egg, but sees mono there. So
ke decides that she must be mistaken
~ thinking she had laid, and she 81
e down again and deposits another 81
'as which, Ike Its predecessor, disappea
'ut The process continues indef efnitefy.