New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-22
PANELS FOR TRENTON IN. j. HIGH SCHOOL

the Corners and is likely to sicken even the Hens
If the Doctors don't put stop the Disease which
is no Joke when YOU get TO be grown up In Chill
drcn the Measels is not Bad but it gives Dogs
spots on their taiis and sometimes the Rabies
which is Worse.
1t all happened because Nose Skinner had Oystors
at his Husking B. Nose always has a B but this
is the first time he has had Oysters and it is the
General Opinion he won't have amy more 1--WE mean
Oysters not huskns for Rs is a good thing in
the FalD. Oysters is no good amy way for they
are apt be full of Tifo-d Germs. about 20 folks
there of which were Young and some
Old. Granther Hill who has had two sets of store
teeth and needs some More vas there to husk corn
and so was his Great granddaughter which shows he
is pretty old. There was some Pretty girls but
there were more Men anc there was no Sitters at
the Dance which followed the B.
it is a kustom that when Man or girl gets
Red Ear OF Corn he puts it in the lap of the other
Sex and gets a smackin Kiss Then everybody
laughs and wishes he got the Corn which proves
that only the Pretty girls get kist Before the
huskin Nose said that he had Oyster stu for sup
per and he would give the girl who got kist the
Most an extry plate of the but that the Man
which kist the girls the Most would have to pay
a forphet by eatin Six oysters. Nose is four
handed and wanted to get all the Corn husked he
could for it is gettin cold and he has grind it by
Hand havin no tredmIl Nobody at the village ever
Oysters and they thought no man could
swaller so it good Joke
but Pete Stevens who was to Burlington davs
in New york when the weather want hot. He said
he would take his chances and Kiss all the girls in
the Barn and some OF the MAIDEN ladies if the Corn
held out. And he done II and was very popular
for he is good looking and has nice mustash and
colt and buggy al his Own.
he got the second Red Ear and put it in the lap
of Hen Winsows oldest gal Lie who is as good
lookn Pete and has nice Rosy Cheeks which
blushed when pete Kist her He smacked her good
and was a long Time doing il so she tried to get
I
g"t sone more Red Ears and went all around the
CHECKS and the. BOYS got geIOus.
Ie re- Ears; 4ut by ana ~ some or the other men
got scIGe and kist the girls good and hard. Most
tCros1o1(Innt 49, go c. We" nj SIJ D. IONS The
Is and 1t IS susplconed that Nose planted some Red
Gorn on the hiIl lot N the Spring before he went
pete said he didrt so much about the girls
as he did about the raw Oysters but some doubt
this At amy raft he got the Oysters and Lie got
the cxtry plate OF stu ana then they Danced and
Pete TOOK NE Zone Il, his ne,v buggy. But all the
Al HANDS was hapry til weeks ago when the
thought they was Hives W. Suspicion becsI'se he
had been 10 b. which is a Joak. But thew got
Measels and he had en- bad. Then Bill Snyder had
AleSe i on ms nose a1q then came out all over
OF me resi- OF the BOYS came down and there was
been nursing the Baby which had en- and she
sholIdn nave hGen Allowed to 20 70 the Husklng
at al All the girls mad been Measeled at one time
or another and they Laughed bat it was no Laugh
lnS matter Tor me BOYS The Doctor gave EN- all
Medicine hut the best thing for the Disease is the
Small Pocks for you itch YOU forget you have
the Measels. 800
All the BOYS around and the folks AT the stors
got sick and II spread to the HaWgs and Soma Sas
To be killed IN save the Hawgs cant he e.
when they get the Measeis and 1t occasioned much
Loss to the Farmers. ~A u
There is much feeln against Nose for hav,r
Oysters for Il ne hadn't had Pete would have USssS
body who kist Lie. but he wanted bcr 70 &c,
the prize and so he stood it II Lie hadn't wanted
Pete get the raw oysters she wouldn't have H.,
him kiss the other girls for they are going to zet
Married. 90
j p. Please find inclOsed STAMP ana .
piece OF writing paper CT which please staff VIII tha-
IL Is i HUSTON N New York to eat raw OvEters- 7
have Bet on the SAME The CoFesaOudenf dr.
ketch the Measels being Married. Put this in II.
paper as II is writ but Don't use M Daim-