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Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
For S ale


 
 FOR SA.E-First-clas railroad ticket to Los Angeles cheap. Inquire first tent Second street northeast of Fay Tor st.
 FOR SALE-Open buggy. harness and gentle horse, $75.00 Box SOP city. FOR SALE-Small camp outfit. good as new. Two cots, mattresses, small lot cooking utensils. J. H. Rhoads, 5ia miles east on McDowell road
 10000 PANSY PLANTS ready for ist. North Center. $925 PER ACRE buys 16O acres of
 titled land within mile of Scottsdale. Address Box 133 Tempe. FOR SALE-Ten acres on North Cen tral avenue. near Indian school. Louis Hammel, Palmer house, Fond du Lac, Wisconsin.
 FOR SALE-Nice home half mile north of Glendale. 20 acres. first-cIass inn provementS; windmill and well of never failing water, bearing fruits Well fenced, heavy stand alfalfa. 20 acres adjoining can be purchased. Will be offered for sale only until Jan. 1st, at which time. if unsold. is rented. Terms to suit purchaser Samuel Hough.
 OIL AT S1.4O per can at the Phoenix oil Co.
 SADDLE HORSES for sale. Enquire at PorteI's harness shop. FOR SALE-One driving and saddle
 horse, s25. Commercial corral FOR SALE-Seed oats also small pony.
 Inquire at Commercial feed store. FOR SALF--A few thoroughbred bard i plymouth rock cockrels. w. G. ! Percy, Alhambra.
 1 FOR SALE-Paying and established 1 drug business in Fl Paso. Texas. For | particulars address L. B. 70S, Fl | Paso, Texas.
 FOR SALE-125 tons hay in stack. The
 Valley Realty Co.
 STOCK or SHOES for sale. Will 1 invoice about $3OcO. Will sell at q 1 large discount. Call on or write J.
 E. Price. Tempe, A. T. FOR SALE--Four head of horses and i one three-year- mule. Also one i frst-class milk COW. Wilfred Broo- 1 mell. two miles northeast of city. FOR SALE.-At a bargain one surrey,
 full feather top; also one hand
 sewed harness. Apply 627 N. 4th St. FOR SALE-4OO-acre ranch with water ! right under Arizona canal, with s5,00l i brick house Fine water and good 1 water works with water piped all
 through house. Fine barn and other outbuildings. Also I60 acres without
 water right that I will sell cheap. This is your chance. Address P. c.
 box 133. Tempe. or call on Francis 1 Frazier at the Titus ranch. FOR SALE-Two gcod saddle ponies
 and saddle. Schorgl ranch. TURNER'S ROSES ready for planting
 Dec. 1st; cut flowers. always ou
 hand. Dave Turner. North Center st. 1 FOR SALE-A forteen room house, all
 modern in a fine location. also some
 smaller ones. For desirable vacant
 lots and good farms of ten to one
 hundred and sixty acres see II. Rid
 dle, r North First ave.
 FOR SALE-Ten room brick house:
 stone foundation; polished floors {:
 modern plumbing; electric lights;
 bath room; buffers pantry; cellar;
 l large screen sleeping room; porch
 es: city water; lawn and shade trees:
 shed barn. 5000 in easy payments.
 Could not be duplicated for $75oc.
 w. II. Robinson. 1O2 West Adams St FOR SALE-Two tent houses, partly
 furnished. Inquire of Frank Con
 nelley at the Hoffman. FOR SALE-A good stationery and
 bicycle business in Mesa. Inquire Pomeroy Bros. Co.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

A woman never knows what a good man her husband is until she has heard his account of other women's hus- bands.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
Lost and Found

LOST-Emblem pin within past week Finder return to Republican and re ceive reward. LoST-One graz pony, branded in Verted ? on right shoulder. Return to 434 North Center street and be re- warded.
 LOST-A K. of p. charm. Return to A. R. Doris and receive reward.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

The canary steps singing in his old age, but the poet keeps everlastingly at it till the undertaken gets busy Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

Conscience isn't in it with the hu- initiation of being found out.-Philadel- phia Record.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
Wcrm Destroyer.

Whites Cream -Vermifuge not only kills worms, but removes the mucus and slime in which they build their nests; it brings, and quickly, healthy condition of the body where worms can no texist. 25c at Elvey & Hulett's.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

FOR RENT-Furnishc rooms with CT without housekeeping; also one furnished nine-room and one four room cottage. No invalids. Inquire at 603 N. First street. FOR RENT-One- half brick cottage. No 227 E. Monroe st. FOR RENT-Cottage in country. c. H. Snidow. 5O3 N. Second ave. FOR RENT-Forty-acre ranch, Sait water. M. A. Stanford. FOR RENT-16O-acr well improved alfalfa ranch under the Salt canal. The Valley Realty Co. FOR RENT-Five furnished houses at 434 North Seventh avenue. FOR RENT-Ranch with stock at Buckeye. w. C. Dawes, Valley Pride Creamery.
 FURNISHED COTTAGE. - Three rooms; fin country; modern conven- fences: pure water in hydrant. Free transportation. Call 323 Fillmore St, between 3rd and 4th Sts. Howard. FOR RENT-Furnished and unfur- nished houses; all sizes, kinds and prices; also, houses, lots and ranches for sale. w. E. James, room 5, Nicholson building.
 FOR RENT-Fine lodging house. It rooms. Reasonable rent. Enquire H. ]. Latham Co.
 FOR RENT-14O acres land. half al- falfa, one mile from creamery. Lin coin Fowler. room Is. Porter building.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

A man may te an architect of his own fortune, but he can't induce the sun to shine in every room.-Chicago
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

An Irishman likes to get off jokes" on other people but when he is the vic tim of one he gets mad.-AtchisOu Globe.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

Generally when a woman goes out of her way to speak of her servants hall she means the kitchen chair where the hired girl sits.-New York Press.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

A fool can attract quite as much at tenticn as a wise man.-Philadelphia Record
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
For Rent

FOR RENT-The Redman Meat Mar ket. also ether buildings. Globe Arizona. Address Box 36. FOR RENT-Pleasant house in good ncighborhoOd. Nice distance from town. J. H. Rhoads. 51a miles east on Mcdowell road.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

A woman always thinks she could stand a fatherin-law better if he wasn't SO much like her husband New York Press.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

No man can serve both God and Mammcn, and very few try.-Philadel- phia Record.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
 Tablets.

When you feel dull after eating. When you have no appetite.
 When you have a bad taste in the mouth.
 When your liver is torpid.
 When your bowels are constipated. When you have q headache.
 When you feel bilious.
 They will improve your appetite, cleanse and invigorate your stomach. and regulate your liver and bowels. Price 25 cents per box. or sale by all druggists.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
THE NEW YORK TRIBUNE FARMER.

The New York Tribune Farmer is a national illustrated agricultural weekly for farmers and their fanli- lies, and EVERY issue contains matter instructive and entertaining to EVERY member Of the family. The price is $1 per year, but if you like it you can secure it with your
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
The Best Eminent,

"Chamberlain's Pain Balm is con- sidered the best liniment on the mar kct," write Post & Bliss of Georgia. Vt. No other linirhent will heal a cut or bruise so promptly. No other af- lords such quick relief from rheumatic pains. No other is so valuable for deep seated pains like a lame back and pains in the chest. Give this lini- ment a trial and become acquaint- ed with its remarkable qualities and you will never wish to be without it. For sale by all druggists.
 Pretty nearly always the woman who believes in the novels where the hero kisses the herOine's feet blacks her husbands bOots.-New York Press
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
Help " anted

~ {, = =. WANTED--A working housekeeper fer Hotel Casa Lona at once. Call or address w. J. Kingsbury. Tempe.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
THE NEW YORK WORLD
 THRICE-A-WEEK EDITION.
Read Wherever the English Language
 is Spoken.

THE THRICE. WEEK NEW YORK WORLD will be supplied for one year for 75 cents with a siX-months' order for the Daily Re . publican. As everyone knows, the World is one of the very greatest newspapers on earth. The edition We offer comes three times week, 156 times a year. You get it with the Republican every day in the year for only 75 cents.
 The Thrice-a-Week World is ab- solutely fair in its political news. Partisan bias is never allowed to affect it's news columns, and demo- crat and republican alike can Ob- tain in its pages truthful accounts of all the great unlitical camnaignS
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
Personal

SISTERS IN DESPAIR-Speedy relief. Abnormal suppression any cause. Write for remedy. Safe. sure. Dr. Martha Walker Co. 163 State. Chi cago.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

When a fellow has nothing to do you find out how really worthless he is.-Philadelphia Record.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
GRAMS IDEAL REFERENCE ATLAS
 or THE WORLD FOR 1903

Containing latest map of Arizona corrected to July 1. 1903. Sells at retail everywhere for S500. See eX- tended description in accompanying circular. This splendid atlas will be supplied to Republican subscrib- CTS on receipts of a siX-months' order for the daily and $1.O0 in cash. Remember, you pay for the daily monthly at the regular price. The one dollar additional is to cover freight charges and cost of deliv- cry.
 We intend to make subscribers a present of the atlas proper and yoI get the Republican besides. For yearly subscription paid in advance
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

$3.25 PER ACRE buys 160 acres of titled land within mile of Scottsdale. Address Box 133 Tempe.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15
Miscellaneous Wants

HORSE WANTED-Two or four years old. Must be well bred and gentle Ne pacers. No jockeys. Call 22S w Madison
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

WANTED-Two young ladies to as
 sIst in Kindergarten 135 West Monroe.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

to the daily the atlas is supplied without additional cost.
 REMEMBER that in order to take advantage of the foregoing offers you have but to sign an ord CT for the time specified. You pay for the Republican in the usual way at the regular price.
 Every subscriber is eligible, whether new CT old, and if you are not now taking the Republican this is a good time to begin.
 Detach the coupon and send or bring it to the Arizona Republican, Phoenix.
 Orders may be given our canvas sers or agents anywhere and will receive prompt attention from the office.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

FOR SALE-Small camp outfit. good as new. Two cots, mattresses, small lot cooking utensils. J. H. Rhoads, 5i2 miles east on McDowell road.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

FOR SALE First class railroad ticket to Los Angeles cheap. Inquire first tent Second street northeast of Fay
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

WANTED--TO buy or rent contrivarce for leveling plowed land. P. O. box 562, City
Arizona republican., 1903-11-15

FOR SALE-Open buggy harness and
 gentle horse, $7500 Box SOP city.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23

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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23

and sparks and regulators and coils and oil and 1ectricity and benzine. and don't know what tell. And you strad- dles dat layout. It would be hard luck to have it in de same county wit you
 but straddie itl
 Mfr. Paul has French shuffer, what shuffs his mobes, and de shuffer he fetches de motor bike out of de ehed, and
 he gives 1t d look, like he'd sawed off . rattle snake on us, and he chases back Into de shed. and gets to woik on his back under a mobe, and let's on dat he was too busy to know what we wanted. But Mr. Paul digs him out, and asks him had he examined de bike, and what did he tink of It. Shuffer humps his shoul- ders and says dat he'd diplomas and licenses to run mobes in French and Eng fish, but dat when 1t come to run two- wheeled freak he'd pass de job up to MT. Paul. So we starts worrying de insides of de poor ting. and Mir. Paul said dat he remembered all dat de man said who'd sold him de ting; and we'd give 1t a trial. It wasn't built for two. and was tinking what he meant by I've" !" 'sIt's like dis" he says. Dis feed pipe Is introduced to de injector, and de cut of is coiled on de 'ciprocating oscilator, when de fuse is detached for pedal pow CT, and den all you has to do is to turn de friction clutch in action wit de left foot while de right controls de sleeve of de waiter jacket: den wit one hand force dis lever two notches on dc ratchet, and wit de odder hand, steady de injector to keep the explosion gague from backing up to de, tank, for den de only danger of back draught will be minifnized. '1s dat allT' I says.
 "Dat is all, while running on a level: but for hiil climbing. and coasting, and stopping, and starting, and going slow, or fast. dere is a few stunts dat is perform ed by dis battery of levers and cocks and screws and cut-offs and fawcets, which you reach by raising in de saddle. and
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23

bowery; cause he'd never seen wake, and wanted to know. Housekeeper told me dat her uncle was q bone setter, and would do a job for any friend of hers at half price, and butler says to me, on de ally. dat cousin of his had lived three days wit a broken neck, and had his 1 pictures in all de papers. but was never well enough before he died to see de papers wat was a great sorrow to his family.
 1 When shuffer. found out dat he wasn't to be asked to ride it, he got friendly, and helped Mir. Paul to hold de thing up straight while got on, and Mir. Paul did tings to its inside.
 Just den Duchess comes out to see what was de circus; and she says dat 1t was foolish for to start me on de grounds; dat de way to do was to take de machine out on de old Post Road in front of de place, and head 1t for Boston, for I'd always been croisy to see Boston. "On you way, womani" I says. "Do you spose dat could see Boston if got dere on his dinlky tingr' But Mfr. Paul says dat it was a good idea. and we trundles de ting out to de road, and was put up in de saddle again. Den Mir. Paul asks me did I re- memer all dat he'd told me about it. | I says "Sure,"I says. Let her go." says I, for was sore on Duchess for tipping Off de road T wanted to start on de lawn, where I'd had a chance to run down to de beach and drown de machine.
 Mir. Paul he touched match to some thing. Shuffer pumps someting else, twisted all de screws and levers I could get me hands on, puts me feet on de peddle, dey gives it a shove and I was off. For while 1t was only like riding a plain bike. except dat you sits on a beer keg, or feel like you do; but pretty soon tings began to get gay, and dere was sputters and sparks and smoke and smells and choo-choos and gurgles and gasps and jolts. and I was wondering when I'd go | up in de air.
 Great woik, Chames," yeIls Mir. Paul. who was running along side. 'Remem-
 Der de inter-locking friction cut-off, when
 de tntertector counter-balance engages | with de-"
 didn't ear no more. Something must
 inter-locked for fair; for all of a sudden
 left MT. Paul like he was going back
 wards, and de machine and me strikes
 gait for Boston dat puts Winton into
 de post hole. It wasn't so woise All l
 had to do was to keep her in de middle of
 de road. and pray dat nobody else would
 want de same place. I trun me feet ur
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23

controlling de handle bar with your knees."
 'Ts it wort while bodderlng wit" I says Isn't it too easy. sir," says.
 s'De easy part is for de rider--de man told me dat-|but de instructor, who stands on de ground and gives simple orders on one syllable woids, he has a hard task, indeed" says Mir. Paul.
 Let's get shuffer to ride, and I'll give orders." says for shuffer rites gailly-gaal- ly-wit Duchess. and was willing for him to have a nice easy job like dat
 'sNo," MT. Paul says, tautful, ''Dis is e American machine, and it takes a Ameri- can to ride 1t. Don't you want to try, Chames? Of course if you is afraid, I'll ask one of de gardeners to ride it."
 Of course, when de game was put up to me in dat way had to draw cards, and look cheerful-as cheerful as I could. Nearly all de hands on de place was rub bering around, to see what would hap pen, and Maggie de house maid, she whispers to me did I want her to take any message to Duchess before I mount ed. De coachman's kid asks me would day wake me on de premises or on de
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23
Care of the Neck.

The neck often shows signs of age much sooner than it should. The man. ner of modern civilized dress is respon- sible for this. The causes which con- tribute to the destruction of the neck s beauty are many, but the principal are the stiff, starched collars which came into vogue with blouses. and the high-necked street and house gowns which many wo- men of today wear. Our grandmothers, who never covered their throats except to protect them from the cold when out of doors, and, then only wore a lose scarf or something of the same nature. which did not compress the veins and mark the skin, had, as a rule. far more beautiful necks than any of us. Day after day the modern woman wears from the time she gets up till she dresses for dinner or goes to bed a high, straight band about her throat. This induces an unhealthy amount of precipitation. Good advice for any girl who would keep her throat beautiful is to have all her blouse gowns made without collars and to wear soft stocks of ribbon or lace.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23

for . living dan MT. Paul and wnis- kefs, I'd make up me mind where Ia be satisfied to be- and den I'd go dere by canal boat and stop dere. But nay. fayi Everybody no sooner gets somewhere dan aey wants to get somewhere else; and at dat dey ain't satisfied to go by Q way dat leaves em q fair chance of getting dere in de same pieces dey start ed: dey wants de odds to be dat dey'll yet dere in Job-lots detr own mudders wouldn't know.
 Oats no joke. One Johnnie in Paris has de center of de stoige, and all de lime light he can stand because he can so from one part of de city to anodder in a balloon--sometimesl Whats de mat ter wit de streets? Den einetific gaze nboo in washington, where de President makes laws for de lawyers, is out for a record wit a flying machine dat Uncle sam himself is putting up de price for. What's de matter wit em all7 Why dis hustle to get off de cart? Isn't de woiid big enough as it's laid out? If it's only dat dey feels sporty. and wants to run a risk of deir necks every time dey gets e move on, don't two trains try to pass on de same track often enough to sui? [?
 Well, anyway, Mir. Paul he gets de croise, and lands one of dose bikes dat has all kinds of devil machines under de saddle.
 ''Chames,' he says to me, 'scome out to de ottermoble shed, and we'll have a look at me new motor-bike," he says
 Say, de way didn't want to see dat ting would make a play. l could go around it wit me eyes shut, and be as ,-lhappyr as if I'd seen pretty goil.
 But never renigs on Mir. Paul: he's a sporty lad, himself, and so what he says goes wit me.
 Did you ever get close to one of dose machines? Nor Don'tl A plain every day mobile is a hay wagon alongside of . motor bike. Dey has pipes and fuses and tanks and stopcocks and startcocks,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23
HIS WIFE A GREAT SUFFERER.

My wife had been troubled with Rheuma- tism for some time when she heard Of 8. which she tried and which cured her oom- pletely, as she has not suffered since. rec ommend 8 as a good medicine.
 Okolona, Miss. J. E. BREEDER.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23

But couldn't square MT Paul Wit her
 She said dat de only way he could make her believe dat he didn't put up a job to wake her A wtddy. was to tip me we'll. '"What do you call well?' l asks, and T),,chess says dat noting less dan two dollar would put Mir. Paul to de good In her opinion.
 When I'd been plastered up and rubbed flown. < aces about me business and
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23
no not use poisonous onments, demand ERLT" SAVE

meets Mir. Paul in de hall. and he asks me into de library.
 "Pm glad you wasn't holt much, Chames," he says. r Tanks" says. Barring bump on me conl, and being a trifie shy on skin MT Van Courtlandt" t"-meaning WhiS- kers-"tells me dat it was de new coach mans fault; turning to de left" MT. Paul says.
 Dat was lucky for me-" says 'It something hadn't stopped me, couldn' stopped meself. and would have landed | in Boston; and I didn't have me Boston guide book in me pocket No harm' says.
 "Woise dan me-" I says, rubbing me conk.
 I'm sorry it happened, Chames," says he ''Perhaps dis will make you feel bet ter" and he passes me out flyer. Dat was two and a half to one better dan Duchess had figured out on; and was laying out a plan how to hold out de balance on her; but it was no use. She was laying for me when left MT. Paul, and she says, How much, ChamesT
 1.-TWO bones" I says. 1.-TWO cases"
 'It was more,' she says. ''If it was only two youd't say it was one. Hand over, Cheems. It is good ting dat you have a careful wife to keep your money, for you might get extravagant and buy a house and lot on Eft >Avnoo. Pungle, Cheems," she says using good English. sos would understand.
 Whats de use! I can get trun mile trough de air, and have de luck to land on a load of hay; but when 1t comes to holding out on Duchess, why, dat's magic, and I ain't up in de part. But de new coachman and me had a lovely time dat evening, and If his wife didn't use more sticking plaster on him dan Duchess used on me, his, wife didn't do her duty. But done mine, and dat coachy will turn to de right, all right. after dis, all right, sure.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23
GIMME FADDEN
4pEorACULAR END or A CRUISE
 TO BOSTON.
Musings on Man's Desire to Move
 and wcman's Capacity to
Copyrighted, 1908, by Robert How
 ard Russell.

Somebody was telling MT. Paul dat dc bicycle dat goes by kerseen oil Is de real ting In de way of motor going. He got one. I'd as lief he hadn't, for I'd have more skin to de square inch of Chlmnaie. if he hadn't; bus wouldn't got lovely tip, and dats worth some ekin.
 Foist, let me ask you: Whats de mat ter wit walking, or drivings or riding-or Hsfopping to homer Everybody desc days hes gone clean dotty on how to- get somewhere else dan dey Is. and gotting dere someodder way dan Is good for deir healts. If I had no more use to woik
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23

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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-23

on de coaster holts. but one of me feet
 struck something dat did tings to de en- zine and we starts off on a new gait dat made de foist one seem like strolling in a meadow. I seen something ahead, and woiked de fog horn signal for all de noise dere was in 1t. and what I seen turned into de ditch, and when I passed it saw dat 1t was a bicycle club out on a run. As I passed dey sets up a holler dat was