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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1903-08-13
FOR SALE.

Any one wishing TO buy anyone
OF the following named Medicines
call on Mr.. Linthicum who vii
sell to you:
Japanese oil 80 cts. . bottle.
Specific pill for Malaria, Is cts
Cascara pills IS cts.
Sister Teresa's Laxative Tea. rs
Herberts Pulmonic Cough Rem
sdy so cts. perbottle-
DIR, POWELL, IS ONE or SOUTH MIS-
soURI.s ABIEsT PHYSICIANS; HE II
WORTHY OF HIS PROFESSION.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09
Get a Good Situation.

Write to-day to the Gem City B usi-
ness College, Quincy, Ill, and rec Give
their new, beautiful 64-page illus trated
catalogue FREE. Itcontains elegant
school room views. groups of students
individual portraits of many students
in positions with their testimo n ials,
specimens of penmanship, graduating
class and list of 1850 students in at,
tendance the past year.
This elegant catalogue alsocontains
rates OF tuition, cost OF books, board
ETC., with much valuable information
for any young person desir Gus of pre-.
pairing for good situation as stenog.
rapher or bookkeeper. Address
d. L. MUssELMAN, Pres,
Gem City Business College,
Quincy, Illinois
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09

The Atlanta (Ga) Constitu.
ton has got its trolleys crossed.
In big head lines it says: mis-,
souri, mob after Fiend."
Two women assaulted in East
st. Louis" That conservative
paper ought to know that East
st. Louis is in Illinois where
they strung up a Bellville
negro a few days since and
while the East st. Lonis mob
was at work Wednesday anoth
er mob at Peoria, ILL.,, was on
the hot trail of another negro.
Jessie James is dead, train rob
bers can be found in Ohio and
New York and the North has
taken the lynch law off or out
of the hands of Missouri and
Mississippi. Kansas and Ne.
braska have had their turn and
now the Green Mountain Boys
will have to get a hustle on
themselves or they will be out
in cold.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09
Wonder Why.

We have frequently wonder.
ed why the terms, Hay Seed"
Granger" ''Rube ETC., are
hurled at the farmer. For more
than d century farmers-aristo-
crats-from Maryland to Louis
lana, were rated far aud above
the merchant or professional
man socially and otherwise.
When a farmers-planters-
da lighter married a clerk or
merchant, it was thought she
had married beneath her.
Now here is a fact that will
hold good, largely all over THIS
state as well as this own and
immediate vicinity. Per capita
per 100 boys and girls of from
Ii to Is years of age, the coun.
try boys and girls are the best
educated. More of them from
this vicinity chan city have
been off to the various colleges
where the intermingling with
strangers has or ought to have
given them a refinement and
knowledge Of society and the
world, that one cannot or do
not obtain when staying with
the same associates from child
hood.
So we still wonder, why is
an educated refined farmer call
ed Hay Seed.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09

Mrs. G. E. Montgomery paid
the DEMOCRAT an appreciated
visit Thursday afternoon. The
DEMOCRATS latch string hangs
out for ali it's friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09

When the Hannibal Journal
attempts to read the riot act to
the country press, it will get
into hot water up to It's neck
and if he wants to keep the
thing up, he will find the water
over his head and the hair slip
ping. When the Hannibal
Journal processes to quote itself
and an exchange, it ought to
be fair enough to at least quote
itself correctly.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09

Wash everything snow-white with
Maple City Soap. 1t is pure.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09
BELLE JOHNSON,
Photoprapher

of each week after July Il
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09
Woman Led Procession.

The lady in this story is a
grande dame who recently &C.
copied an invita- ton to visit
young kInsman, an army officer
stationed at remote post in
the west.
Oue day. while her host and
hostess were out of the house,
she stroIed down to the corral
to took over the army mules.
There seemed to be nobody in
sigul. - she went IN among the
anlmoj> aud pettei them.
Nov il happened that on this
occd sion The wore a dress OF
very licht color and as the army
pack uu,eS are accustomed TO
be led by the whitest ANNA !
among hem, the uufurled white
pardsoi of the visitor, together
with her tight dress, awakened
their quick interest. AS she
left the corral she heard the
steps uf something following
her She glanced back. A
mule was stepping along quiet
w clos behind, and all
the rest oi the mules were fall
ing INTO line back of him.
The woman was not afraid
She regards fear as a thing
quite beneath her dignity; but
she was startled and increased
her pace. The mule behind her
increased his pace also and
marched steadily along with
his nose jus: touching the back
of the white parasol.
The occupants of the long row
Of officers houses were present
~ dStOnlShed TO see the most
dignitied of women Coming up
the avenue at gait which was
compromise between her dig
nifty and the desire to run, with
a string OF mules behind her.
the head of each just touching
the tail of the one in front OF
him.
It was then that an unprIn
cipled young woman took a
series of snapshots. Madame's
steps exceeded the prescribed
army stride by about two feet,
and her air of dignity was de.
cldedly ION sideways" The
photographer declares there
were twenty five mules in the
procession.-St Louis World.
Wash everything snow-white with
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09

A Kansas jury, after careful
investigation. has decided that
a man is not drunk, in the eyes
of the law, no matter how much
booze he may have imbibed, if
he is still in a condition to max
a successful horse trade. In
Nebraska, few years ago, it
was held as a legal principle
that when a man was unable to
hold up fish pole, he was too
drunk to hold office. Down in
Texas IA man is never drunk IN.
less he rolls under the table
and wants to go TO sleep. II
Pike county he has to pull the
table over him before he is
thoroughly soaked. Louisiana
Press.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09

After a pleasant visit with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Thorn,
as Courtney, Mrs. ]. M. Cap
linger and her mother went to
Hannibal Thursday for a visit
with relatives.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09

July LIST six people died of
heat at the summer resort,
Windy City by the lakes,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09
MONROE AND PHILADELPHIA
TELEPHONE LINE.

Connecuonswith Palmyra. Hannibal. New.
ara Labelle. haywood. NelsonvIlle, LaGranoa
Canton Cherrydell, and ell points IN Levi
Shelby and Marion counties, Rates; ass. +
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09

Mrs. h, S. McClintic spent
the latter part OF the week with
the hOmefolks in Hannibal.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09
Yours truly,
f. W. DEvOE & Co.

WANTED-Ssveral Industrious Persons In
each state to travel for house established
elevon years and with a large capital, to call
upon merchants and agents for successful
and profitable line Permanent engagement.
Weekly cash salary slS and all travelling ex-
penses and hotel bills advanced in cash each
week. Experience not essential. Mention
reference and enclose self-ad dressed envelope
THE NATIONAL, sS4 Dearborn St., Chicago
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-09
HUNNEWELL TELEPHONE
COMPANY
COMPANY

Try our lines to Monroe City, l5c; to shclbina,
Shelbyville Clarence Macon City, CSC; Emden
BellvIlle, Burksville, and ell points In Shelby
counties 26s. A WHEELER, Mgr
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09
poeu Il Pay 10 Boy cheap7

A cherp remedy for coughs and
colds is all right, bu'. you want some.
thing that win relieve and cure the
more scveTo and dangerous results OF
throat and lung troubieE What shall
you do? Go 20 a warmer and more
regular climate7 Yes. n possible; n
not possible for you, then in either
caso take the ONLY remedy that has
been introduced In all civilized coun.
trios with success In severe throat
and lung troubles. "Boschee's German
Syrup" Il NOT only heals and stimu.
lates tho tissues TO destroy the germ
disease. but allayn Inflammation, caus-
es easy ex~pectoration, gives a good
nights rest. and cures the pai
Try ONE bottle. Recommended
many years by all druggists In the
world. You Gun got this reliable rom.
edy at DR.. stones drug stores, Price
25c and 75c.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09
West Virginia
Quill Drivers

Charleston. w. Va, Sept 9.-The
annual meeting OF the West Virginia
Editorial Association. which opened
here today, is the largest In point OF
attendance ever held by the associa.
ton. The sessions are to continue un-
I'll Saturday and VIII be devoted to a
discussion of micro matters OF In
terest to the makers OF newspapers.
At the conclusion OF the convention
the editors and their wives and fam.
illes viii take a jaunt to Norfolk and
up along the Atlantic coast.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

four Of his Golden Medical Discovery
three doses each day, also taking one bot
tie Of DIR. Piefce's Compound Extract Of
Smart-Weed and some of his 'Pellets,' I
ceased coughing, and am nom enJoyiHg
splendid heaiM d-d haUe gained Mfyfy.
ire pounds in aefght. Iagain feel like
my former self, thanks to DIR. Pierce and
his great m~edicines.p
Sick ,0oHeT are iapfied to consult Dy.
Pierre BY kekfer FREE. an correspond
enoe SanSdly oo1facahdi and all ROM
amy oonfdeNeeS gEdydcd BY Sfyid 1tofes-
loHdi prfyag. address Dr.. Il. ".
Fierce, BH6alo, ". y.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09
auRE cuRE ZOE pILEa

Itching Piles produce moisture and
cause itching, this form. as well as
Blind, bleeding or Protruding Piles
are cured by Or. Bo-san-ko's Pile Rem.
edy, stops itching and bleeding. Alb
serbs tumors soc a Jar at druggists.
OF sent by mail Treatise Free. Write
about your case. DIR. Bosanko,
Philadelphia, Pa. For sale at DR..
Stones drug stores.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09
Or. A 7. Roberts Has Returned.

DR.. Roberts. the eye specialist who
was here two years ago. and through
the perfection OF his work gained a
reputation second 70 none in Oregon.
has returned 70 Salem and has a fine
suite o. Offices over Dalrympie's store,
where he wouSd be pleased 10 meet
all OF his old friends and patients.
and others who need his services.
Over Dalrymple's store. Examine
lion free. 93u
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09
\ %sURaIQAL oPERATIoN

IL always dangerous do not submit to the
surgeons knife untn you have tried De
WIS witch Hazel Salve. II Win cure
when everything else fails-it has done this
l suffered from bleeding and prOtruding
piles for twenty pears. Was treated ~
different specialists and used many rene,
dies. but Obtained ne relief until / used
DeWifts Witch Hazel 6alVeL Two boxes
OF this salve cured ne eighteen months ago
aud ! have not had a touch OF the piles
For Dlind, Bleeding, Itching and Protrud-
ing Piles no remedy equals DeWitts witch
Hazel salVe. Sold b. y. q. Haas. % Stats
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

induced to try DIR.
Pierce's medicines.
l wrote to Doctor
Pierce regarding
my case, and re-
ceived a prompt
reply, free, advis-
ing the proper
medicines for my
case. After taking
-four bottles Of Or.
Pierce's Favorite
Presentation aud
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

. ~ endured nearly
-four years Of suffer
ln1 writes Mrs.
i. L. Myers, of
Washingfon, W Va,
= caused principally
from improper med
icAi attention after
the birth Of q child,
female weak
meas, resulting M a
complieation Of dis
eases Had a terri
bic cough and an
i~ncessAnt pain and
soreness In lungs.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Wonders in the way OF a meal. II you
cali on George Bros. the White House
Restaurant They can serve you the
best TO be had on the coast. Open
day and night.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09
BOYS WANTED

To sell Daily Journals In the hop
yards. Apply At business counter.
Good money can be made every even
Inc by a bright boy with q bicycle.
Tne cheapest paper With all the news.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Was reduced in flesh from 1884 pounds to
about 100 pounds in eighteen months. 1
had no appetite, and became 80 weak
and nervous I could scarcely sit mp. l
doctored with our home physicians for
two years with no benefit, / was finally
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

WIN begin in tho Johnson q Muir
ply yards In West Salem, Wednesday
morning, September 2. All wishing
10 pick Ia that yard win register at
the store OF Geo. w. Johnson 4 Co.
6I28tfi
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Loans In sums OF $40. 900 OF less on
short time, or for a period OF years.
J.. N. BROWN.
s-4-lm Room 5. IpstaIrs. Tloga Bag.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

| CLASSIFIED ADS
E ...:;ss :ssss s,A tys i. I'ss ss 3! l 4: |. \ N q: s ssss
. month. an over fve Inca e. the sane FGie
WANTED.
Wanteds-An the rooms In Salem
Bureau, to rent during fair week,
Call up Main 2s11, or come to the
Office $50 State street. 9-S-5t
wanted.-Twenty men to work in
sawmill at once. Wages 81 to SO a
day. At Mill City. Call on j. @.
Goodalc, 9.s-tf
Agents Wanted-Slx ladies to solicit.
Good commission to right parties.
Call tomorrow at from Q to IL a. m,
Room "a The Leonard. 9-s-st.l
WantedAChambermaid, at Salem
Lodging House. S.7-st'l
Wanted-Chnmb0rnaid and pantry
girl at Willamette hotel. S25-tf
Wanted-Prunes to dry, or viii bay
highest cash price for ripe prunes
for drying. Clinton Kurtx. s-24-1m.
Wanted-Apprentice girls, Z expert.
enced makers. . experienced sales.
ladies. Apply at New York Millln.
or Parlors, s17 Commercial ST., Mrs.
Hooker Manager. S-21-tf
LOST AND FOUND.
Lost.-Between Mehama and Salem,
bundle wrapped in carpet, contain.
ing saddles, fish basket, etc. Re
ward paid for return Of same 10 WIN.
Brown q co. 9S.2td-wk1t
Found.-on South Salem road. Mans
dark blue macintosh. At Journal
Lost-Sunday morning between 9 and
z O'Clock, between Willamette hotel
and DIR. Byrd'a residence, ladies'
dark oxford coat, y length. Finder
leave at Willamette hotel and get
reward. 9-2-tf
FON oAG8~
For sale--Second.hand once safe. In.
qnire az Oregon Nursery Co.'s OF.
noe. g44-tf
Willamette University - Scholarship
TO lease for coming term. Address
" " Q 26ss S-27,tf
FOR RENT.
For Rent-7-room house with base
ment and we'll water pipes. Bnr
Quire at +24 High or 1b3 state st.
A. Schreiber 9-l-tf
Scholarship for Rent@Two fun schoI
arships TO Willamette univer
sity for rent for The coming school
year. One for sale. Apply to III,
Journal ofico. s-2s-tf,
For RentAGood house near business
part OF city. Inquire OF A. r. Ho
fer, Jr4 at Journal once s22.tf
Rooms for Rent-Up stairs, Cotllo
block. by day. week. or month. AL
so light housekeeping rooms. Elec. |
trio Iighta Open all hourn.
Commercial st., No. 8S3.
Phone. 1906 Main.
Matte Hutchinhon, Prom.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Notice-Is hereby given 70 all male
citizens OF the city OF Salem, Orc,
between tho ages OF II and 80
years. that the city road poll tar OF
$500 for each individual not legally
exempt therefr m, for the year
1908. Is now due and payable at the
ONCE OF the Undersigned. The pay.
ment OF this tax is a charter quail.
cation for voting withih this city.
Pay up. GEO GRfswoLD. Street
Commissioner. e-4-tf
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Ii a come to the conclusion that all profession OF the healing art out
SIDE OF the vegetable Kingdom 10 a fafure When your system is run IN,
without pure blood. You win only ind vitality IN the veSetabl,
hnadon Poisonous drugs nor Doctors knives nor thahder and
hshenins VII not remove the cause but lay the foundation for al kinds
OF disease Those poiscns go into your bones. and XIII The life Of them
and create all kinds Of diseases. cancorous tumors, consumption, dropuy
bone diseases, etc You must bear II mind that his medicine ts not a
POISONOUS tonic nor ? stmulant nor temporary relief which you get from
POISONOUS drugs, where the results " sure death sooner or later. Do not
blame The medicine, when # takes IN effect and sdrs up the poisons or
disease IN the system. You must not expect to be cured n a few days. for
your sickness or disease has been a long time coming on, and It win take
q long time TO get II out Of your system. It viii take months or a year to
build a new body from the bones up This is what the people do not un
derstand. They are used to being humbugged. His medicines are ON
posed OF Natures Herbs-what the human system requires When the ami
mails get sick they wni help themselves TO those herbs, for they have the in
sinct. and the people have not. 70 we have TO make a study of IT, Il has
been a life study with Dr. Cook Do not get weary; this life is toe sho1
and too sweet to worry out Of mis- world oH
DR.. Cook Cures All Kinds of Diseases
Yi9tt sol Liberty Street. Salem. Oregon.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09
Hay Scales
Something Worth Your AZ
tention.

No housewife al prepare a good
meal without choice groceries. Now.
that is Just what we have been telling
you all the time. You will ind va
keep the best In the city.
BRANSON 4 Raglan.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09
MI6CELLANEoUs.

Al 14e State street the prices ON
clothing. furnishing goods. notions,
ete., win convince the most skopticai
that thew "a got grea. bargains while
the goodg list 8. Friedman manager,
Marriage plreotory-Freo for ali. Pay
when married. New plan. Send no
money. For particulars address II.
A. Horton. Dept. 16s. Tekoaa. Mich.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Central Ledge Ne. "a. n. Of P-Castlo
Hall IN Holman block, corner State
and Liberty 9ts. Tuesday Of each
week AZ 1880 .. m A. r.. 6trang
Q, c. X y Fleming X q X and 3.
F~orestsra 81 Amegien-Coun Bhor
wood Foreetsls No 10. Meets Brt
day night IN Turner bioeh. g. w
Minturn, o. n A l. BroWn, SEQ
Modern Woodmsn of Amsrica--Ore
gon Cedar Camp No Sac. Meets
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

You viii always lind the choicest
meats AZ tho lowest prices at ed.
wards a Luschers, 400 and li0
State street Phone orders given
special attention
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09
Spring Water

Is what strong's s on their tables.
On these warm days there Is nothing
like IT,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09
WANTED.

Wanted.-An the rooms In Salem
listed with the Salem Employment
Bureau, to rent during fair week.
Call up Main 2s1l, or come to the
office, $50 State street. 9-S-5t
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Wanted.-Twenty men to work In
sawmim at once. Wages 81 to SO a
day. At Mill City. Call on J. @.
Goodalc, 9-S.tf
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Cleaning Hooms-shaw a
Johnson, the cleaners, are now 10
Gated at E09 Commercial street
They do a general pressing and ~
pairing business. specIaIres: Skirts.
silk waists, MID gloves, genta' cloth,
ing. etc. Phone s6i4 b-1s-tyE.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Salem Truck and Dray co-Oldest
and best equipped company In sa-
lem. Piano ard furniture moving
a speciality onioe phone. SCI. w.
w. Brown 4 Son, proprietor. onIoo
No. 90 State street. 9-l.lm
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Proper ThIno-Ths popular
drink for family use IL q. 3. soda
and carbonAted beverages. Every.
body should keep these goods AZ
their homes. Cali 10 Gideon StolE
Co. 'phona l2I.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

screen Doors-ei1s anc upward. IA,
Gliding hardware. Bcroen windows.
Wire Oloths Lawn and Field Fenc.
ing ana Bhingles-an az lowest
prices. WALTER MORLEY,
60 Court St. Salem Or.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

FOund.-on South Salem road. Mans
dark blue macintosh. At Journal
Office, 91S1st
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

I Have Dust Purehased-Ths Miller
stock OF new and secondhand goods
at 310 Commercial street. VIII give
you good treatment and desire your
patronage Second baud goods
bought and sold. Also . nice stock
OF now goods Om hand. ID. n. Jer
man T.2lfl
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Agents Wanted@slx ladies to solicit.
Good commission to right parties.
Call tomorrow at from . to IL a. M,
Room ~, The Leonard. 9-s-st'l
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Rooms for Rsnt-Up stairs, Cottlo
block. by day. week, or month. Al
80 light housekeeping rooms. Elec.
trio lfghta Open all hourn.
Commercial st., No. 8Ss.
Phone. 1905 Main.
Matte Hutohinhon, Prop.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-09

Lost-Sunday morning between 9 and
z O'Clock. between Willamette hotel
and DIR. Byrd'a residence. ladies'
dark oxford coHt, y length. Finder
leave at Willamette hotel and get
reward. 9-2-tf
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-10-18
4 LUCID EXPLANATION.

D. Goodwin Smith. Of Toronto. was eighty
one years old in August DR.. Smith was the
tutor of the present King Of England. and for
fifty years he has been noted as writer and as
an educator.
In 1868 he accepted a chair in the faculty of
Cornell. and thee, the other day, an instructor
who had been one of his pupils said:
DIR. Smith was describing to US one morning
the difficulty of making young men understand
things quite unfamiliar to them.
He said there was once a blind youth to
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-10-18

Some three four years ago / read in one OF
the leading magazines a paragraph on how a
European ambassador was beaten at diplomacy
by the Sultan. If / remember correctly, car
rage containing some women of Abduls
harem met by the ambassador. who. not
imprudently, but curiously attempted to get a
glimpse inside. His endeavor was rewarded by
a blow in the face from the eunuCh who was
guarding the carriage. Such insult natu-
rally produced a tumult, and the offended am
bassador at sent written ceremonial
complaint to the Sultan, who replied by permit
ting private audience. The tale of Woe was
patiently listened to by the Sultan, who. at the
end replied: My dear Mr.. A, L understand
perfectly, having looked very carefully through
all the facts of the incident. In the first place.
you a gentleman, perfect, irreproachable
gentleman, a representative of a country famed
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-10-18

Heinze's associates in the Nipper Nine.
'Heinze." he said. was leaning out OF a bay
window in the library OF his house one morning
when a man servant. uistakirs him for the
butler. gave him very heavy ope1-handed
blow across the back.
"Heinze jumpe,. around
" For goodness sake he said. 'wha, did you
do that for. George
~ beg your pardon sir said the man.
thought you were the butler
." Well. even if l had been the butler, YOU
needn have hit so hard said the copper king"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-10-18

for its politeness, and consequence such an
act of impoliteness. or real rudeness, could
never under any circumstances have been per-
petrated by you. Certainly, then no eunuch
could have been bold enough to have even
thought to presume to strike you in the face.
Therefore the whole affair be nothing but
a product Of the Imagination which, pray,
let US think no more about it,"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-10-18

whom he tried for a long time to explain the
nature of light. He made this subject OF hSht
as clear as he could; it seemed TO him that he
had explained it perfectly, but at the end the
young blind man said:
" Then 1 am to understand. sir. am not
that light is posed of very much the same
material as sugar.?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-10-18

been here a month. and nobody has understood
a word she has said. Can't you come and take
dinner with us?"