Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-03-06

the Bulletin, from whose pages arose
curl of blue smoke from the spiel
of the Kicker"
"'Tis when a seelict body w poleet-
lcal seers decides, Hlnnissey, thaat the
rights iv the meenority is sacrid," said
Mr.. Dooley, IAN is to be preserved |
ekally with the roight to loife, LIBERTY |
on the pursoot iv happiness"
"Whin the poleetical seer has
reeched this concloosion he says, |
"Pfwhat the country needs is a Coun-
ty Bill"
American INSTRUCTIONS is wary good
in small doses" he says, Govern
mint is moighty teecklish an deelikit
CONTINUANCE" he says. "ol hain't bin
conthrivin' wild It fur a matther Nv q
duzzin yeros not to know" says he,
An a muneecipal BILL my fellow cit
liens. says he "wad be a more dedly
bite to the Paradise of the Pacific than
bubonic plague, smallpox an leprosy
combined"
But County Bill" says he Sat
isfes all Nv the cravins fur seif-guv-
ernmint II roightly constructed" he
says, "widout imposhin' amy Nv its
plaishures an preevilidges."
80 whin the poleeteecian has phully
made up his moind. he wroites exh-
| thracts from the "Ceevil Laws iv the
Tarrytory an names them 'Toitles,'
Chapters Exhibits and the loike an
there you has a County Bill.
"Shure! An you don't say sol" said
Mr.. Hennessy. But pfwhats the Tar
ritorial control of schools name amy
| howe"
"The Tarrytorreal Kintrol " Skools
Hinnissy." said Mr.. Dooley, Us LAWN
the skools in all the islands Nv the
groop. under the minoot. meecroskop-
4 &c sooperveerhun of wan man, who lay
I burs payshuntly in his offs, Hinnissy,
. tn live.long day, consthructin' editor
ials fur the paper he edits. Whoiles
his faatful meenyuls the skool in
shpectoors is maxim up raypoorts Nv
the skools.
! Now thin inshpektoors Hinnissy is
not in the languidge Nv the pote, to bee
shneezed at Thay is trooly talented
creeturs. We has heern tell Nv clara
voyons. Hnnissy Whin a skool in
shpektor doies in Hawaii the sooper-
srintendent sinds TO McIvor-Tyndall
an says, says he, Sind NEE anither Nv
thin faar-reechin' peenetratin' inchel.
lexis, we ave sore need iv him fur a
skool-inshpektor In Hawaii.
An McIvor Tyndall who haas min
in traanin fur jest such jobs, sinds
along a fuurst- GLASS dooble-reepeetin
self-loadfing', penetrating claravoy-
ant, wurrunted to act deerectly an
/ widout Names"
An whin ye konseeder. Hinnissy.
as how the inshpektor must Rapport
/ all about skools widout tn skratch iv
pen Nv taycher's raypoorts, an from
his own magneehcent personal resoor-
ces must porthraay the wuurk iv aich
skool ye weel ,admeet, Hinnissy, the
need of claravoyons"
"Trooly, Hinnissy, the skool inshpelS-
tors in Hawaii ave three great geefts
hindsight, insight and foresight"
"Whin the inshpektor shteps into
skool room he Says to the lady
taycher, saays he. give NEE yoor leetle
hand, my deer an she gives him the
throifiin' arthicle, an thin he SHUTS
is eyes an the whole map " the
skool we're is spred out berfoore i'm.
He sees the childhers raycitin' reth-
meetlc. rltin' and reedin' tnroo all that
time. he gees the Same fur the ray,
maander iv the yere he sees throo an
throo the taycher. Hinnissy, sees what
a compeetint capable creetur she es.
even though she haas never held amy
kind of a ceertehkit an he squezes 'er
leetle hand an says This is a beeuti-
| fool skool my deer a trooly beautiful
skool, 'Oi 'avn't but a 'alf hour he
says, ito spind in this skool doorin'
the yere, but OF am glad to bee aable
to Rapport faayorably,' he says, ION
yoor systim.'
AN thin he takes out is leetle book
an wroites Mees-- Kaui. Good
systim, good raysults, good oorder,
good taycher.' An in tonne, Hinnis.
sy this forms part iv the Rapport
which the superintendent makes to
his cheef the governor iv the larry
tory.
| ut sounds loike unusual seemple
seestim," said Mr.. Hennessey, An
wary leetle throoble to annywan."
"Roight you are" said Mr. Dooley.
1T is trooly the STARRY nights of SEEM
pleecity. The taycher may play with
the childhers the rist iv the yere. II
some parent objects, and wroites off
to Honolulu a hoondered moiles AWAY
to the superintendent, he ave only
to rayfer to the lnshpektor's Rapport,
Hinnissy, who waas in that wary
skool laast yere. to note the blind
prejoodice Nv that parent. Fur 1t IL
writ down In the Rapport of the insh-
pektor, Hinnissy, in black and white,
thaat II is good skool."
go TOT says the superintendent.
'Wuurds are powerliss to axpriss me
anxiety fur tn skools Nv Hawaii II our
prisint noble seestim is deesturbed. OF
ave spint wakes " mortal agony ray
flectin' on the harryin' raysults iv in
trojoocin' a seestim rayquirin' what
blond prejoodice asserts a proof Nv
scholarship, ! rayfer my fellow ceeti-