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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17
Newspaper Proverbs.

s. WGillilan. the funny man of the
Baltimore American and secretary of
the recently organized Association Of
Newspaper Ner,ilicro and lIumorists.
has coined the following proycrb, ont of
twenty years experience;
The chap who tries hardest to work a
newspaper for special favor, is the one
who never spends cent with it and j..
not even a subscriber.
The one who demands the highest cx-
cellence i'll Typography, subject matter
and quantity of contents does the least
to help the cause along.
The man who kicks most about the
maccuracy of newspapers in general is
the one who does least to assist in get
ting the facts accurately when he ha,
an opportunity to do So
The man who has it in for newspap-
ers in general has had the bitter truth
told about him once by some unusually
frank reporter and has a big sore spot.
The man who brings in the longest
obituary of the late deceased was not a
model husband always.
The woman who declares its none of
the public's business and she won't
talk. so there always winds up by Civ
ing the reporter rafting good story
so fast that he cant take il down i'm
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17
DROPSY
Do Yo-r Ankles or Limbs Swell?
Are Your Eyes Puffy? We are
the Sole Agents for the Only
Thing Known That Cures the
Kidney Dioeases That Cause
Dropsy, viz: Fulton Compounds.

1t is nov we'll Known that dropsy is not in
tom Of hiIn,y disease that accompanies the
chronic stages heretofore incurable. Hence
up to the discovery of the Fulton Compounds,
dropsy was incurable. 1t is now, however,
curablc in near.y nine tCnths OF all cases Here
is an int resting recovery. to which we refer by
permission.
Mrs. Peter Goyh"nix OF 92S Fillmore street,
San l'rauct' D. h.SH ne alarming drorsical.
Her phy sician had liually 10 tap her every few
days. she Mas tapped nearly forty times aid
grew worse from uay to day The physician
Disease Of the Kidneys, that it was in an adj
vauccd chronic ntG and beyond medical aid.
Her heart also gave her the usual trouble and
she was IN sUGn serious condition the relatives
were sent ,or. They put her on Eultou's Com
ponG. It stayed on tho stomach. the first
thing tina! had done so for a week. The second
week TIC dropsy declined q little and the inn.
provemcut was then gradual till her recovery
was complete. This case was examined into
by representatives of the San Francisco Star
and the Overland Monthly, and the genuineness
Of the case aud the rocov, ry were fully attested
In their columns
Mrs. Thomas Christol of 1926 Twenty-seventb
street, San Francisco was also swollen with
dropSy, rs the result of chronic kidney disease
10 more than sevCnty-fve pounds beyond her
normal weight, ana had To be moved in sheets
and was close to deaths door although she had
four physicians She was put on the Fulton
Compounds Thrci weeks showed improvement
and in six months she was we'll, and permits
this reference
If you have dropsy don't temporze. There is
pnly one thing known that will cure the chronic
kidney disease that is behind il and that is
Fultnns Compound. The Renal Compound for
Brght's and kidney Diseases, 81; for Diabetes,
tl5O John j. Fulton Co.. 400 Washington
for pamphlet. We are the sole agents for lis
city.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17
Was WaSting way.

The following letter from Robert r.
Watts, of Salem, Mo-, is instructive.
Il have been troubled with kidney
disease for the past five years. lost
flesh and never felt well and doctored
with leading physicians and tried all
remedies suggested without relief
Finally tried Foley's Kidney Cure and
less than two bottles completely cured
me and | am now sound and we'll.
North Yakima Drug Store, A. d. Sloan,
proprietor.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17
DO You Enjoy What You Eat?

Ii you do not your food does not do
you much good. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
is the remedy that every one should take
when there is ANYTHING wrong with the
stomach. There is no way to maintain
the health and strength OF mind and
body except by nourishment. There is
no way to nourish except through the
stomach. The stomach must be kept
healthy, pure and sweet or the strength
will let down and disease will set up.
No appetite, loss of strength, nervous
ness, headache, constipation, bad breath,
sour risings, rifting, indigestion, dyspep-
STA and all stomach troubles are quickly
cured by the use OF Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure. Sold by c. Case.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17

Extreme hot weather is a great tax on
the digestive power OF babies when puny
and feeble they should be given few
doses Of Whites Cream Nermiiuge, the
childrens' tonic. 1t will stimulate and
facilitate the digestion OF their food, so
that they soon become strong, healthy
end active. 25c at F. l.. Janeck's.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17

During the summer kidney irregular
tiles are often caused by excessive drink
ing or being overheated. Attend to the
kidneys at once by using Foley's Kidney
Cure. North Yakima Drug Store, A.
d. Sloan, proprietor
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17

Chronic bronchial troubles and sum-
mer coughs can be quickly relieved and
cured by Foley's Honey and Tar.
North Yakima Drug Store, A. d. Sloan,
proprietor.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17

If you have kidney or bladder trouble
and do not use Foley's Kidney Cure,
you will have only yourself to blame for
results, as it positively cures all forms
of kidney and bladder troubles. North
Yakima Drug Store, A. d. Sloan, pro-
prietor.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17
New Arrivals in North Yakima.

Will Everett and family, accompanied
by Miss Clara Hudson, left for North
Yakima, Washington, Monday. Mr..
Everett has the agency of the state for
the Missouri State Life Insurance Co.,
which will make him q very lucrative
position. He has been q resident of
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17

You do not inject enough contempt,
spite and venom into that word"
Il can do no better"
"Non-ensc! Speak it Just a. YOU
say Plush when YOU meet rival in
IL sealokin sacque.''
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17

Itching piles produce moisture and
cause itching, this form, as well as blind,
bleeding or protruding piles, are cured
by DR.. Bo-san-ko's Pile Remedy Stops
itching and bleeding. Absorbs tumors
SOC jar at druggists, or sent by mail.
Treatise free. Write me about your case.
DR.. Bo-san-ko, Philadelphia, Pa. For
sale at Fred l.. Janeck's drug store. l-y
Nliflkins What line of business i
young Blowitz engaged in?
Bitllins-l'm not sure, but | think
he supplies the filling for automobile
tires
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17

We have it on reliable authority that.
as soon Il, Georgia j. done layin by
cotton, she, goin" to whrl in and write
the Great American Novel.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17

Il suppose" said the city girl, that
you have no acolytes in your church :"
NO; we haven't" admitted the village
cousin, but we are going to put in
lectric lights next Fall
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17

Simkins-By the way, did you re-
cover the umbrella you lost last week :
Timkins No; butt recovered a bet
ter one that l didn't lose
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17
HERALD THREE

HERALD THREE
Il think I'll call this automobile Tam
many "Why?' Because its such a
perfect machine"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-06-17

No good health unless the kidneys are
strong. Foley's Kidney cure makes
the kidneys right. North Yakima Drug
Store, A. d. Sloan, proprietor.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
JUBILANCE OF THE TRUSTS.
They Know the WOrthlessness Of
the Legislation Directed
Against Them.

The great trust magnate, Rookie
Teller, has played fiim-fiam game on
the president and it is remarka BILE
how easily the latter was imposed
upon by Mr.. John d. Rockefeller and
his pals in the senate. At least. if
President Roosevelt was not imposed
on, he must have been in league with
the fim-fiamers to fool the people.
The inside history of the kilograms
sent by Rockefeller to some nine
United States senator's, peremptorily
ordering them to stop all antitrust
| legislation, shows a queer condition
| of affairs in the higher councils of
the republican party. When the re-
publican leaders found that the dem
| ocrats looked with such disdain upon
the so-called antitrust legislat ton
that the republican leaders and the
trust magnates had concocted, and
would say not a word against it,
they feared the result of this silence
on the minds of the voters. Some
! thing had to be done to make it APP
pear that the trusts were being
,curbed and the job was put up that
Rockefeller should telegraph orders
to stop all antitrust legislation, and
two of the kilograms were exhibited
to the president. He made public
the fact of the kilograms having been
| received and Immediately it was an
nonnced by the administration press
that here was evidence of the trust
busting nature of the legislation.
The trust magnates in Wall street
are now jubilant; they know that the
legislation enacted is not only worth
less, as far as their business is con-
cerned, but that it in fact aids them
by making the present interstate
! commerce law more to their liking
by repeating the. criminal clause.
Such a disparity between promise
and performance will not fool the
| voters many moons. Before the
meeting of the Fifty-eighth congress,
next December, the fact that the
trusts and combines are still footing
the people, with no law. to restrain
the robbers, will show that the
Standard Oil trust and the beef COM
bine are still the pets of the republic
can party
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
PROSECUTIONS OF TRUSTS.
Neither a Destroyer Nor o Pre-
ventef Has the Sherman Law
Been Effective.

Judge Grosscup's decision that the
beef trust as it exists is an unlawful
combination, violating the Sherman
law, even if it shall finally be upheld
by the supreme court, will not neces-
sarily destroy the monopoly in meat,
says the New York World.
Since the Sherman antitrust law was
passed, in July, 1890, the federal gov
eminent has instituted &c suits under
it. Eleven of the 20 have been lost out
right; two are still pending-the
Northern Securities and the beef trust
suits; and in only ten of them has the
government got square decision in
its favor. Of these ten successful suits
brought by the federal government in
ID years four were against combina-
tions of laboring men, leaving six as
the total number of decisions scored
by the government against trusts
strictly so-called.
Moreover, these six successes of the
government, when examined, were
court successes only. Two of them
were the decisions against the Trans
Missouri Freight association and the
Joint Ira fife association, and forbade
the making of traffic or pooling ar
engagements between parallel or COM
peting lines of railroad.- The net result
of those decisions was that the particu-
lar forms of association .fohibited
were abandoned, and in Nleir place
much larger consultations of rail-
roads were created, such as the Great
Southern and Great Northern mergers.
The Standard Oil company has been
decreed out of existence in many states,
but it does business in all of them Just
as if nothing had happened. The
sugar trust was long ago declared il
legal in this state and put into the
hands of a receiver, yet it still lives and
thrives. 1t simply went over to New
Jersey and reorganized under a new
charter, which in no way affected its
actual monopoly of the market or the
price of sugar to consumers.
Judge Grosscup himself pointed out
in a recent address at the University
of Nebraska that all the trusts exist
ing in the United States to-day have
been created since the passage of the
Sherman act, with but IS exceptions.
1t is evident that neither as destroyer
of trusts nor as a preventer of their Gre
alton has the Sherman act had any con-
siderable effect. In the case of the
beef trust it is notorious that plans
have been already matured to rein
carnate it if it is dissolved, in a new
form which lawyers believe will make
it secure against legal assault.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
WILL SWEAR He Is CRAZY.
Relatives OF Stranger Knapp Declare He
Was Kicked by u Colt when q Child
and IL Made Him Queer"

Hamilton, O., March 7.-Alfred A.
Knapp, the self-confessed murderer,
was visited by his attorneys from
Cincinnati, and they say they cannot
get ready for the preliminary hearing
this week. There is no doubt what
ever about the defense pleading in
sanity, and the first movement will
be for an inquest. His fourth wife,
parents, brothers, sisters and
brothers-in-law will testify that
Knapp has not been right mentally
since he was kicked by colt when
be was five years old, and it is expect
ed that neighbors of the Knapps and
fellow-workmen of the prisoner will
testify as to Knapp's queer ways.
Knapp is as Indifferent in Jail as ever,
playing cards and reading and APP
parently the most cheerful of all the
prisoners.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
OPINIONS AND POINTERS.

The ship-subsidy bill has, so to
speak, foundered.-Chicago Inter
Ocean (Rep.).
1t is thought that with power
full resteratires, the trusts may sur
vive Mr.. Roosevelt's terrible knock
out blow.-Albany Argus.
The people are especially dis
gusted with coal trusts and corners.
They have been plundered and OPP
pressed beyond the line of endurance
and demand to be protected by effec-
tive government and legislative meas
ures.- ST. Louis Globe-Democrat
(Rep.).
1t is startling indeed to hear
Congressman Cannon, who has so
long been known as Igilant watch
dog of the treasury" declaring that
there is money enough in the treas
Jury to warrant certain large expen-
ditures. Is the cause a sudden liber-
'alizing of mind or impending senil-
ity?-Providence Journal lind. Rep9.
4
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
He Went west and Pro.pered.

Freeland, Kans., Mar. 9th:-One of the
most prosperous farmers in Harper County
is Mr.. n. II. Mead. Some thirty-four years
ago he left his home near Clarence, n. Y.s
and came to Kansas. Here he has thrived
splendidly and last year harvested over one
hundred and forty acres of wheat alone.
But everything has not gone well with
Mr.. Mead, for his health has not been good
for the last few years. He has suffered a
great deal with Kidney and Bladder Irou-
Bile and could get nothing to stopit. Lately,
however, he has improved a great deal and
he says that he has none of the old symp-
toms left and is feeling splendid again.
He used Dodd's Kidney Pills and this REM
edy seemed to work wonders in his case.
ue says himself:
"Dodd's Kidney Pills have made me we'll.
They are all right and a reliable remedy
for Kidney Trouble. They helped me right
from the start. giving me great relief, and
finally cured me-"
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
OYSTER AS MICROBE BREEDER
illustrates the Need of Greater SAM
tary Precautions in Our SeIec-
lions of Eatables.

In these days of dietetic and bac,
THEOLOGICAL research the public is
not unprepared for any announce.
ments concerning the poisonous char
acter of foods upon which the human
family has subsisted for centuries.
Neither can the sleuths that search
the human anatomy for new kinds OF
bacteria startle us with photographs
of new microbes, says the Chicago
Record-Herald.
The lover of the "succulent bivalve''
not evince surprise over the announce.
ment of DR.. Sir James Crichton II
Brown, of London, that the oyster is
"a potential torpedo in the bowels
Having eaten the bivalves all his life
without an explosion, the average mar
will continue to plant his abdominal
regions with these potential torpedoes
in spite of the warnings of the learned
scientist.
At the same time there is much di
etetic sense and wisdom in what DR.
Brown in his London lecture SAID
with reference to the greater need OF
sanitary precautions in our eating
In dilating upon 'the decay in the
digestive faculties of civilized man.
he showed that our modern, hurried
methods of living make people less
able to resist disease, and hence the
human body becomes an easier prey
for bacteria. Referring to the recent
outbreaks of typhoid fever in West
chester and Southampton he said the
disease could be traced to oysters
That oyster beds are often prolific
breeding grounds for typhoid bacteria
has been matter of scientific knowl.
edge for years. The warning of DIR
Brown is of especial interest at this
time, however, because of the recent
announcement of DR.. Ferguson, an
other English scientist, that lemon
juice will destroy the vitality OF
typhoid and colon bacilli. The prac.
tice Of squeezing lemon juice upon
raw oyster is therefore to be com.
mended as in accord with bacteria.
logical science and as wise sanitary
precaution.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
GaIveston,s Sea>walI.

Whatever we may think of the wis
dom of the people of Galveston in de-
termining to fight the sea, there can
be no doubt of their courage or their
public spirit once they made their de-
eision. The cornerstone of the 81 $780,
BOO sea wall was laid recently with
appropriate ceremonies. When COM
pleted it will be three miles in length
and it will protect the city, it is
claimed, from stage of water even
equal to that which brought death
and disaster in the storm of 1900. +.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
BIG STENoGRAPHIC FEAT.
Yaking Testimony Before the
Coal strike Commission.

Three stenographers, and sometimes
only two, in two weeks time took
down almost 900 newspaper columns
of the proce edings of the anthracite
strike commission. All told, there
were 100000 words uttered during
the session of the commissioners, re-
ports the Chicago Tribune.
The shorthand report of all these
proceedings, the testimony of coal
operators, miners, railroad men, boys,
and women of dozen different ma
tionalities and a score of dialects, all
went into the official reports of the
proceedings, and together with the
wrangling, examining, cross question
ing, and arguments of two score or
more lawyers, never less than %, and
the questions and comments of the
seven members of the commission,
kept the official stenographers busy
every second of the day and far into
the night. Yet every morning each
of the commissioners, lawyers, and
chief witnesses were handed full and
complete typewriter report of the
proceedings of the day previous.
The stenographers began work TAX
ing down notes at ten o'clock in the
morning. The first reporter began
by taking shorthand notes for 80 min
utes. Then another stenographer
took a seat at the table, and as soon
as he began taking down the proceed
ing the first man beat a hasty retreat
to small room in the rear of the hall,
where he 6ictat his notes IN n fypa
writer operator. The second steno-
grapher would take notes for As min
utes. when he would be relieved by
the third man. BY the time the third
man had taken notes for 80 or 40 min
utes the first stenographer had fin
ished transcribing his notes and was
ready to come back to the firing line.
During the noon hour, when the
commission and the lawyers and wit
nesses were out RECALLING themselves
at luncheon the stenographers would
be wrestling with their pothooks and
talking away briskly to the typewriter
operators. Just before two thew
would take few minutes to swallow
a sandwich and cup of milk, and then
begin work for the afternoon. After
the court had adjourned at 4:3O the
stenographers would find themselves
possessed of enough material to keep
them debating until well on towards
midnight. Then they would have to
read the copy made by the typewriters,
compare it with their notes, and cor
rect all errors.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
Last Honors to Gen Foster

indianapolis, Ind, March Cen.
Robert Sanford Foster was buried at
Crown Hill Friday with military
honors. The body lay in state at the
capitol for two hours and was viewed
by several thousand persons. The
honorary pall-bearers were Gen
Lew Wallace, Admiral George Brown,
Gen. George E. McGinnis, F. d.
Meacham, Col. Oran cry, Senators
Starr and Lawler, S. P. Blount, Capt.
w. A. Ketcham and Charles w
Smith,
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
Photograph of the Voice.

In Berlin they have succeeded il
photographing the human voice, so,
we suppose, you can have your voice
taken profile, full view or three-quar-
tefs. Persons not altogether salts
6ed with their voices can have them
retouched and the splinters taken
out, They can then send them along
with their portraits in answer to the
matrimonial, advertisements and still
further bamboozle their correspond
ant
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
Allison Breaks a Record.

Senator Allison is 72 years old, ant
On the converting of the extraordinary
session of the senate, entered upon
his sixth consecutive term in the up
per branch of congress, n record held
by no man since the foundation of the
government. John Sherman had six
terms in congress, but they were not
consecutive, and he and Benton are
the only men who came anywhere
near Senator Allison in point of con-
finuous service s-.---
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
HIGH RRIcE OR RATE WAR.
The Window Glass Market Is Giutted and
Jobbers Want to Find
Remedy.

Philadelphia, Pa, March 7.--Never
in the history Of the window-gfass
industry in this country have manu-
facturers and jobbers been confront
ed with such serious situation as at
present. If the plans to close down
factories temporarily are successful,
higher prices are assured; while if it
fails, it is predicted here that the
most ruinOus price war which has
ever been inaugurated will be GER
tainty. ''There is ony one safe way
out of the difficulty said leading
local jobber, ''and that is by closing
the factories. If suspension of oper-
atoms takes place n better demand
for glass will naturally follow and
all are assured profitable prices on
their present holdings and the out
put of the factories between now and
a time when a shutdown is decided
upon by a majority of producers. If,
however, a sufficient number of manu-
facturers persist in working their fac
tories, prices are sure to be cut so
deep that every box of glass made
during the coming season will have to
be sold at loss. In the event of the
factories failing to go out of blast,
a cut of 40 per cent. would not sur
prise Us, and those familiar with the
business, the cost of material and
high wages know what it means" 1t
has been estimated by those in a po
sition to know that there are now in
the hands of the manufacturers about
100000 boxes of glass, one-half of
which is in the warehouses of the
American WindOW-GlaSS COMPANY.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-03-13
Federal Judge Denounced.

Paducah, KY, March AT the
western Kentucky district miners
convention yesterday w. F. Farley,
of Birmingham, Ala, made speech
denouncing Federal Judge Adams, OF
ST. Louis, for granting an injunc-
ton to prevent the Wabash employees
from striking. He said if Judge
Adams was within the law Ameri-
can workingmen were in a worse
condition of slavery than the ne
groes before the civil war.