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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
KITCHEN CULTURE.

(Only nine replies were received to
an advertisement for a cook, while n
simultaneous request for a music teach
or produced 3S9 applicants. Morning
paper)
Belinda, it was fine of you
To stoop to culinary toll,
But lettuces, l think, can do
With less of vinegar than oil:
And yet, although you spoil a salad.
How sweetly you can sing a ballad,
Not cen lunatic would sing
a pean Ger your buttered toast;
Your hand for pastry is a thing
OF which you have no right to boast;
fut my artistic soul with glee notes
Aour splendid touch upon the keynotes
You have a somewhat CHASTITY knack
OF OVERRIDING ribs of beef;
The way you serve up bacon black
Is, mildly speaking, past relief;
But while l wonder, still l do know
How capably you render Gounod.
Potatoes are form of food
That you can never rightly cook.
Zen when in contemplative mood.
You've studied Mrs. Beeton's book:
They look and taste like tallow candle.
Yet, how you can interpret Handel
You do not grasp the ms and outs
OF serving the most simple sweet:
your sausages and BRUSSELS sprouts
Are quite impossible to eat:
You can't cook even a tomato
But how sublime is your vibrator
You must have answered II appears
To me- the wrong advertisement,
And out of two distinct careers
Twas for the wrong one that you
went.
Your cookery is far from sano:
Go in for teaching the piano.
-Mostyn 7. PigOtt in Harper's Weekly.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
BLOOD HUMOURS
Skin HumOurS, Scalp HumOurS,
Hair HumOurS,
Whether Simple SCrOfuIOus or
Hereditary
Speedily Cured by Cuticura
Soap, Ointment and Pills,
When All Other Remedies and
Best Physicians Fail.
COMPLETE TREATMENT, Sl.OO.

In the treatment of torturing, disfg-
uring, itching, scaly, crusted, pimply,
blotchy and scrofulous humours of the
skin, scalp and blood, with loss of hair,
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills have
been wonderfully successful. Even
the most obstinate of constitutional hui
mours, such as bad blood, scrofula, in
herited and contagious humours, with
loss of hair, glandular swellings, ulcer
Gus patches in the throat and mouth,
sore eyes, copper-colorcd blotches, as
we'll as boils, carbuncles, scurvy, sites,
ulcers and sores arising from an i'm
pure or impoverished condition of the
blood, yield to the Cuticura Treatment,
when all other remedies and methods
fail.
And greater still, if possible, is the
wonderful record of cures of torturing,
disfiguring humours among infants and
children. The suffering which Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment have alleviated
among the young, and the comfort
they have afforded worn-out and wor-
ried parents, have led to their adoption
in countless homes as priceless cura-
tives for the skin and blood. Infantile
and birth humOurs, milk crust, scall
head, eczema, rashes and every form of
itching, scaly, pimply skin aud scalp
humOurs, with loss of hair, of infancy
and childhood, are speedily, perma-
nently and economically cured when
all other remedies suitable for children.
and even the best physicians, fail.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
EFFECT OF WAR ON CRIME.

1t will scarcely be denied that the
pauperism of the country and thus the
vagrancy, drunkenness and crime of a
country. are increased by war. This
is true of justifiable wars; it is doubly
true of wars that might have been
avoided and which the conscience of
the country cannot justify.
Particular point is given to this his
torically proved fact by study of the
returns of pauperism in Great Britain
for the last two years, made by the
Right Honorable G.. Shaw Lefevre and
presented in a late issue of the London
Speaker.
1t was a most unpleasant surprise to
Mr.. Lefevre to find how largely pau
perism. drunkenness. vagrancy and
crime had increased. In 1900 there was
l pauper to AZ of the population; in 1901
l pauper to 40 and in November of last
year, / to 3S.4
Returns for 1901 show a very large
increase of the prison population as
compared with the previous year. In
drunkenness there was a very large
and continuous increase as compared
with considerable reductions i'm previ-
Gus years. And the average number of
Migrants relieved daily In the work
houses increased last year by 90 per
cent and as compared with ten years
ago Y 100 per cent.
What are the causes of these most
serious symptoms, rejecting as they
do the condition of the poorest class
Mr.. Lefevre answers: Can ii be
doubted that they are intimately con-
nected with the late war and the con-
sequent increased pressure on the poor
est Of the laboring population in con-
nection with the taxes on many of the
necessaries of life and the higher prices
of others of them. and the falling off Of
employment. especially since the con-
clusion of the war;
Thoughtful persons will concede that
Mr.. Lefevre presents a good argument.
The South African war has cost Great
great many lives. But the total cost
cannot be computed without including.
as Mr.. Lefevre has done. the untoward
events of the struggle on those Britons
who have borne. and still must bear,
the greatest evils of increased taxation
And conspicuous among these evils is
increased pauperism, suffering. de-
spondency, leading to an increase of
crime.
This is a part of what Great Britain
is paying. and will continue to pay. for
II war which the British conscience
never has. and never will fully-perhaps
not even partially-justify.-
Post.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
SON OF SHAKESPEARE SCHOLAR

Horace Howard Furness, Jr., who,
with the publication of a revised edi-
ton of Macbeth" appears for the first
time as the editor of a volume of the
Variorum Edition of Shakespeare
plays, is the son of Horace Howard
Furness, the distinguished editor or
that edition, and is resident of Phila-
delphia. He is q brother of William
Henry Furness, third, the explorr l..
whose work in the field of ethnology
and geographical investigation has
brought him to the attention of many
scientific bodies both at home and
abroad. He is a college bred man, and
studied English literature under Pro
fessor Child of Cambridge, England,
the eminent scholar and critic or
Shakespeare. Mr.. Furness has been
close and earnest student Of Shakes
peare almost since his school days.
under the personal direction of his
father, and he has had the use of one
of the finest Shakespearian libraries in
existence in his fathers house at Wal
lingford. He has also been associated
with his father in the work of editing;
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
TEMPE

A. ]. Hansen left yesterday on
business trip to Southern California.
Charles Wright of Florence spend
ing a few days with his mother and
sisters in Tempe.
E. A. Clark. recently of Denver.
closed the deal this week for the
Pritchard City dairy and took posses
sion yesterday
Born to DR.. and Mrs. Drane of Mesa
yesterday a son.
Mrs. William Goodwin and Mrs. Mary
Reynolds drove over to Phoenix yes
terday.
DR.. c. H. Jones was a visitor at the
capitol yesterday.
Married-On last evening at $50, at
the residence of James Hanna and
wife, Mr.. Arthur Meredith and Miss
Estelle Gregg were united in marriage
by the Rev. Z. A. Mowre, pastor of the
NJ. E. church, south. The wedding was
a quiet one, there being present but
a few of the most intimate friends or
the bride and groom. An elegant repast
was enjoyed.
Miss Louise HOLSTER, national or
ganizer of the young women's branch
of the w. c. T. L., will lecture at the
Congregational church Sunday after
noon, at 8 o'clock on the subject,
childhood and Manhood. In the ev-
ening Miss HOLSTER Will speak at the
NJ F. church. south, on the subject,
''Kings and Queens of Society
DR.. c. w. Slayton of Phoenix was
among Temples business visitors yes
terday.
Among those registering at the Casa
frn
Washington, D. c.; w. E. Smith, Chi
cago; ]. H. Clinkscales. Los Angeles;
f. Dawning, Kansas City.
The Christian Endeavor society OF
the Congregational church will hold
business meeting this evening at I
O'Clock at the residence of the pastor
on East Eighth street. The object OF
the meeting is the election of officers.
All members are requested to be pres
ent.
Yesterday morning while Hugh
Laird. Herbert Hanna, Leonard Berg
and Charles Wilson. employed at the
Seedless Grape vineyard, south OF
Tempe. were at work in the vineyard
and absent from their living quarters.
their house was broken into by three
sturdy boboes, who helped themselves
generously to provisions in sight, gath
cred up a number of the boys personal
effects. including a watch and articles
Of clothing, and started away happy IN
the possession of necessities and lux
uries They had proceeded but short
distance from the scene of their ia
bors" when their unwelcome visit was
discovered by the boys and then en-
sued a chase on the part of the self
deputized officials for their prisoners
and a race for liberty on the part of the
haggard and overworked "Willies,
the narration Of which would rival the
annals of criminal records. Two miles
were covered by the boys and the no
boes before terms of a surrender were
agreed upon. Hugh Laird and Her
bert Hanna then marched their prison.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16

The business methods Of insurance
companies are not at all to the liking
Of a shrewd old German farmer with
vhom a certain agent had some deal
irgs. The house Of the farmer. insured
for 1000. had burned down. The privi-
lcge of replacing a burned house is re-
served by insurance companies, and the
agent, having this in mind, said to the
farmer:
We'll put you up a letter house than
the one you had for 5000
"Neini" said the farmer, emphatic
ally. 81 will hat my one tousand dollar
or notings! Dot house could not be
built again for even a tousand"
"Oh, yes, it could" said the insurance
man. 1T was an old house. "It does
not cost so much to build houses nova
days. a $500 new house would be a lot
bigger and better than the old ONE
Some months later. when the insur-
ance man was out for days shooting.
hc rode up again to the farmers place.
Just thought I'd stop while 1 was
here he said, "to see if you wanted to
take out little insurance"
81 got notings to insure" said the
fa'mer-notings but my wife"
well, then" said the Insurance man,
cheerfully, ENSURE her"
"Nein!"-said the farmer with deter
mination. "If she die. you come out
here and say: L not gif you one tous-
andand dollar. 1 get you a bigger and
a better wife for six hundred No, sir.
l takes no more insurance oud!"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
Observation-Disclosures.
AnuSenentS

Hunting for Hawkins" is one of the
very few comedies which has thor
oughly interesting plot TO hold the In
terest of the audience, and yet it does
not contain a really serious line. 1t
was created solely to create laughter.
and it does. The varying tastes of diff
ferent playgoers may be divided into
several classes A few enjoy tragedy;
some favor the serious drama, but the
majority are more especially appealed
to by comedy. The reason for this Is
plain, we see too much of sorrow ana
unhappiness in our everyday life, the
play is intended as n advertisement,
pastime and amusement.
Although Hunting for Hawkins" is
strictly a comedy, it is of the polite
sort. The characters are not bur-
lesqued, they are acted naturally and
true to life. and their humor is drawn
out by legitimate methods. Horse play
is not laughable. it is disgusting.
Hunting for Hawkins" will be given
an elaborate production at the Doris
theater next Monday and Tuesday
January 10 and 20. Reserved seats at
Goodmah's. Prices, 81, T5c. soc and 25c
TOO Rich to Marry" will be seen at
the Doris theater Saturday evening,
January II. The company will appear
here with the same cast which made
the comedy such a success from the
first OF the season. The six principal
parts are taken as follows:
Ralph Van Vlissingen, a rich young
man." Arthur Smith.
Reginald Huntington Ponsonby, a
poor young artist" r. B. Brown.
Thomas c. Wigs, the owner OF q
Colorado smelter. Ed Redmond.
Charles Poppenflit, a valet, Fred
Arms tead.
Mrs. Martha Middlecroft, a Dunkard
widow, Miss Jessie Brink.
Louise Ponsonby. Ponsonby's wife.
Miss Jessie Emison.
Aletha Middlecroft, a young Dun
kardess, Estelle Redmond.
Reserved seats at Goodman's. Prices
25c, soc. 75c and 81
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16

and in the revised edition of Mac
beth, has followed the lines which are
already familiar to students of the
monumental work of the Variorum
Edition of Shakespeare. which he will
take up. while his father edits the COM
edies, he will use the fist folio. and
will preserve the features of the COLA
ton Of all the texts. together with the
foot notes on each page. and the vari-
GUS other forms of commentary and
reference which have added so largely
I othe usefulness of the edition.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
Needs of the Philippines.

President Roosevelt's appeal for the
Philippines should receive immediate
attention in congress. This country
stands in the position of guardian and
trustee of those islands. 1t is response
BILE to the civilized world for their
prosperity. One of the reasons given
by those who favored the acquisition
of the Philippines was that in destroy
ing Spanish. power there we had bound
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16

That famous restaurant, the Maison
Doree, has closed its doors forever. 1t
was almost the last of the renowned
houses of entertainment that formed
one of the most distinctive features of
Partisan life during the greater part
of the first half of the last century It
was long one of the chosen resorts OF
all that was famous and elegant, not
merely in the French capital, but in
Europe. The proprietors OF these
houses. which were impossible for all
but wealthy customers, grew rich; and
it is because times have changed. and
it is no longer customary to dine so
luxuriously, that the Maison Doree has
had to put up the shutters. The diner
who now spends 20 francs upon his
dinner. and considers himself rather
extravagant,, would, in the days of the
second empire. have paid 100, and
thought he was a hero. 1t was not for
nothing that the neighboring Cafe
Richie was so called. That was the
name of it's owner, and when the
Maison Doree belonged to NJ Hardy.
the wits used to say that one must b.
tres ich pour diner chez Hardy, ct tres
hardi pour diner chez Richie
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
RECORDER,s OFFICE.

Tempe Land and Improvement COM
pany to Henry Granjon. bishop. deed TO
lots 10 and 20. block 10. Tempe. Con-
sideration $500.
H. w. Graham and wife to s. 5.
Church and George Gillmor, deed II
VIZ of sw1[ of sec l, tn l n, + e. Con-
sideration $500.
B. j. Greenhut and wife to ella
Water company, deed to seA of neA,
neA of seA of sec %, tn $. r ".
Consideration ST.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16

to perform the task of the civ
ilized governor. The sincerity of that
view was bitterly attacked by those
who opposed expansion. 1t will seem
to have been justly attacked if con-
gress does not promptly pass the meas
ures which are shown to be really
needed for the relief of the Filipinos.
New York Tribune.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
Transcript of Records.

The following transcript of the rec
ords of the offices of the district clerk
the probate court and the county re-
corder is furnished by the Arizona Alb
stract and Title company:
The records for yesterday were:
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16

ers into Tempe and turned them over
to Marshal Compton, who placed them
in the city prison to await the action or
Judge Priest today.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
PROBATE COURT.

J. w. Evans, estate: Claim or Carrie
s. Brett filed and allowed.
C. w. Mauk. estate: Letters of ad-
ministration issued to Mary f. Mauk.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16

Terrible plaques, those itching. pes
tering diseases of the skin. Put an end
to misery. Doan's Ointment cures. Al
any drug store.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16

Little Colds Observation-Disclosures
OF lives sacrificed every year. Dr..
Woods Norway Pine Syrup cures little
colds-cures big colds too. down to the
very verge of consumption.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-01-16
FOR SALE

Caps and hats from 25c up.
NJ isses Hale.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-05

OF TRADE
Commercial Circles Not Disturbed BY
Collapse In Stocks.
RAILWAY EARNINGS HEAVY
Exceed Thoae OF sans@ Period OF
Laat Year BY Eight Per Cent.
Cereals Firm - FaaIuros
For Nine Msm4hn.

New York, Oct IA week OF favor.
able weather for the maturity and bar.
vesting OF crops has done much to re-
lieYe a somewhat complSsatsd situation,
and 1t Is also enosaraging to find that
another collapse In tho stock market
produced no disturbances IN financial OF
commercial oarclos. Eariy in the week
the average OF the siatg leading rail-
way stocks Yves sd snare below this
high point year ago. such . shrink
age in market values would have caus-
ed general Generalization had NOT the
business OF the country been establish
ed on a remarkably sound foundation
These losses restrict industrial eKpan.
sion to a certain extent. especially as
funds cannot be secured at less than
the legal maximum Mznit The shori
interest la the cotton market and the
slow movement Of Iate crop made II
possible for the controlling interest to
advance prices $40 bale until the
close OF September, whsa a return to
normal prices occurred.
Aside from the reduction In blast
furnace activity, manufacturing plants
are more fully engaged, and several
encouraging reports are received, par
ticularly as to footwear. Wholesale
and jobbIng trade ID well maintained
many cities reporting largeg volume
than last year. and buaIpsss at Chicago
81 stimulated By the multitude attend
ing the centennial. --latest returns Of
foreign commerce at this pert arc IA.
vor&bie, exports Increasing, while i'm.
ports decrease as compared with the
same week last year. Railway earnings
thus far available fer scDteEapeT ex
coed those Of 1909 By 81 peE cent and
surpass earnings in 1904 BY 1913 per
cent. Bank exchanges * New Yorh
for the week were ss.i per cent smaller
than last year, whiia at sther leading
cities there was little or no change.
wheat and oOwm steady.
Narrow fluctuations marked the
course of grain. wheat showing no
wea kness in response to the idle mills
at Minneapolis, while the movement
Of corn indicated that farmers were
not eager to sell at current prices In.
terror receipts of corn were 4,77S,311
bushels for the week against 1,Ts5,oT2
last year and Atlantic coast exports OF
500, 100 bushels compared with $40, s3e
rear ago Arrivals Of wheat were
only 7,126,43l bushels against S.s43,-
TAO last year and exports from the
United States, -four included, were
3,O17.752 bushels compared with 1901,
40 in 1902.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-05

war department for the purpose OF
familiarizing himself with the duties Of
chief Of staff, which he will become
when General Young retiEes In Jan
uary.
In explanation Of the transfer OF
these two officers General s. B. III
Young, chief of star, has issued the
following statement:
with a view to enable Major Gen
eral Chaffee to become familiar with
the duties vested by law in the chief
Of staff and to ascertain the present
condition OF the military establishment
before entering upon their active per
Torrance, the president has directed
that he be ordered 30 duty In the war
department as assistant to the chief Of
STAFF and that Major General Corbin be
assigned to command the department.
Of the east.
'sThis assignment, which n in accord
ance with the wishes Of General Cor.
bin, is intended as a recognition Of the
eminent services rendered by him In
the important of1ce Of adjutant gen.
eral during the war with Spain and
the subsequent operations In China
and the Philippine Islands and Is made
with a view to obtaining the benefit of
bis great administrative and executive
ability in the command of the largest
and most important military depart
ment In the United States. Advantage
viii be taken Of the assignment to Sc
cure the close. harmonious and INTEL
ligent cooperation Of officers oom,
manding troops in carrying into e4feci
the new methods Of administration
which have been made necessary by
the establishment Of general staff.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-05

and Fornes and name new candidates
for comptroller and president Of the
board Of aldermen. That much has
been practically decided, but the form
al announcement will not be made
until the Citizens Union has acted NJ
Linn Bruce, president Of the Republic
an county committee, said:
TT Is absolutely certain that the Re
publican convention can reassemble le
gally and take whatever action i
pleases. What will be done cannol
say yet The Citizens Union will aei
first
r. Fulton Cutting was at Citizens
Union headquarters. He said The
city committee will Immediately de
ode whether to hold another city con
vention. The committee cannot re
move candidates from the ticket Of
name new ones. All 1t can DO is to cal
the convention. The convention alone
has the power 70 deal with the ticket
wnI De Dropped by Citizens Union
1t Is understood that the Citizens
Unien convention viii be held nexi
Monday or Tuesday There is no doubl
whatever that Grout and Fornes vii
be dropped. Their letters to Mr.. Cut
ting are regarded by all the Citizens
Union leaders as denances. The lead
ers are already locking around fer can.
didRtes to take their plaeese Brook
lyn man for comptroller and Nan
haitian independent Democrat for pres
ident OF the board Of aldermen
The Republican managers have re
ceived several legal opiaieRs to the eff
feet that the city convention that nom
mated Grcut and Fornes 10 still In ex
istanoa and can reeeind its action. The
points on which the opinions were Civ
en- are: First, that the minutes Of the
convention filed at the bureau OF cleo
tons were not properly certified, IS
they were not signed By the officers Of
the convention; second, that the con.
vention adjourned subject 10 the cal
Of the chair and did net adjourn sine
die. as has been asserted; third, that 8
convention, like any other deliberatiye
body, has right to correct its minutes
The programme arranged Is as fol
lows: When the convention reassem.
bles a motion will be made TO correct
the minutes SO that they will read that
at the last meeting an adjournment
was taken subject to the call Of the
chair" Then a resolution viii be pass
cd resembling the nominations Of Grout
and Fornes and new candidates will
be nominated. The new ticket mus
be fFed at the bureau OF elections by
next Friday II circuit Institutes legs
proceedings to keep his name on the
ticket every effort win be made To Sc
care quick decision.