Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1903-04-10

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treated him myself,-Chlcagu Daily
News.
Mamma-Why, Bobbie. Crying al
the table? What is the matter? Bobby
quite sobby)-Thes four kinds of cake
an I'm only hungry enough to eat two
Brooklyn Life.
Positive Testimony: You needn't tell
me- averred Miss Batchgurl that
golf isn't good exercise. 1t makes the
young men so strong III the arms that
that you can scarcely breathe. Chi.
cago Tribune.
She-You certainly wouldn't marry
girl for her money, would you? He
or course not. Neither would | have
the heart TO let her become an old
maid merely because she had money,
Chicago Daily News.
Mrs. Aufait-Now, Nora, be very
careful of this cut-gass punch bowl
1t cost a mint of money. Nora-In.
dade, mum Well, its rale tough. Sure
an l drapped it three times Already,
an niver faxed it-Life.
Trouble in Store: Young Husband Ito
wife)-Didn't | telegl aph you not to
bring your mother with you? Young
Wife, know; that's what she wants
to see you about. She read the tele-
gram!-St. Louis Mirror. a
Entirely too particular: Terrence
with the hod)-Yer not workin', Din
ME. Are yez out of job? Dennis
Sure, OF fell off a nine-sthory buildin'
Yesterday. an OF got mad and quit
Terrence-Aw, go on, Yer too sinsi-
tive.-Judge.
Claribel-You told me you were
never going to write to young Hank
. inson again. Angie-He's written me
dozen letters | haven't answered,
but In his last one he left a page out,
and | had to write and ask him what
it was about. Chicago Tribune.
No cause for suicide Miss Dream
ler-When you stood on the brink OF
Niagara, and looked into the seething,
surging, unfathomable depths below,
did you not feel that you would like
to jump in? Mr.. fourier No, hadn't
received by hotel bill then-New York
Weekly
Aids to discrimination: Doctor.
James, did that lady in the waiting
room come In her own coach or a troll
ley carr Servant-Trolley car, sir!
Doctor-Thanks, | couldn't tell from
her dress whether to prescribe three
months at Newport or sulphur and
molasses.- Puck.
Failure: Il thought SpOonamore
was going to marry Miss Garlinghorn,
but | see she has let him get away"
Yes; her father didn't appear to be
at all anxious for the match and her
mother was Il little too anxious. She
lost him on account of bad team
work.-Chicago Tribune.
Fallen on; A colonel of an infantry
regiment, while inspecting his com.
mand, happened to be thrown from his
horse, and. as he lay sprawling on the
ground. said 10 n brother officer, who
ran to his assistance: Il thought had
improved in horsemanship. but find
have fallen off. illustrated Bits.
Trouble ahead Weary WILHELM
gettin' little nervous about desc here
flying machines, Flooding Pete-Why
nervous? Weary Willie Well as soon
as dey gifts flying machines deyll be
gittin' aerial freight trains, and II
don't be no cinch gettin' chucked of
an aerial freight train, lemme tell yerl
Puck.
Dlsproving an idiom: Ma" re.
marked the small boy, Isn't it funny
that everybody calls little brother a
bouncing baby?' why do you think
1t is funny, William?" returned his
mother. Because when dropped
him off the porch this morning he
didn't bounce a bit. He Just hollered."
-Tit-Bits.
The Bride (weeping)-Oh, J-Jack,
we'ye-we've got to, j-just got to give
up b-boarding, and ego to h-house-k,
keeplng-g. Hubby-Why, lovey, what's
the matterf The Bride-AIrs. Worrits
has been telling me all afternoon about
the trouble she has with cooks, and
didn't have anything to tell her--Har
per's Bazaar.
The hotel of 2O03: Clerk Michael,
are you about through moving those
trunks? Porter-Yis, sor: in few
minutes. Clerk when you've
finished, stretch the life net over tho
front pavement. Mrs Hlbawl has just
telephoned from the top floor that het
husband has fallen out Of the window
Smart Set. . .-.ae
Automobile proverbs; "To auto or
to be autoed, that is the question"
AN auto in the hand Is worth two In
the repair shop "He who autoes and
rides away will live to auto another
day" Run over Others as they would
run over you and-do II first ITO
have raced and lost Is better than not
to have raced at all. - Maryvllle Qianl
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