New-York tribune., 1903-05-12

and three two and 1our Oh ed'H 'eioo'' anu 'AO
sentiment Is very much the reverse
Happy man may pass his life
If he's directed by a wife;
If free from matrimonial chains
He's sure TO suffer Tor MS pains
No tongue is able to unfold
The The f55eseods xTtgee R that H1dn in xoman dwell
Are almost impercepubIe.
In womans heart you'll appear
Truth darling of heart sincere:
Hypocrisy, deceit and PRIDE,
In never can aplde
destruction take the men, I say.
Who regard to woman pay
who make the women their delight,
Keep always reason in their sight
The pastor Of a Presbyterian church IN san
rose Cal. believes in sensational advertising aIter
the most modern methods. Here Is notice ne
nuh1ished on a recent Monday: Found Asleep-So
Won slept in church yesterday, did you? Well. 1t
was rather drowsy day, but If you had been at
the Second Presbyterian Church you wouldn't nave
dozed The pastor preached two earnest entnu-
siastic sermons and the music was alive and 1nspir-
inc Mrs Hillman Smith sang that old favorite.
THE Holy City to the enjoyment of ALL and the
chorus choir rendered two anthems The congre-
CATION was nearly as large as the church itself An
oIdtimer there looked around and remarked to
bvstander Well. l declare. I thought knew
everv one who came to this church. but the last few
weeks don't seem to know more than half Of
them. "
He-Must we take along chaPeron?
Sba-CVertainy I've arranged II to get rio or
her at the proper time-(ToWn Talk
Kbartoum is yielding to the touch of civilization.
# Is no longer a dustheap. says a correspondent:
a ts a riverside European. half completed city on
the Blue Nile. Gordon's College is nearly finished
At Omdurman. the Dervish rival of Khartoum. and
only three miles distant, on the White Nile, schools
are at work, and among the schoiarS are gray
headed Soudanese.
An English church will be built as soon as funds
are forthcoming. and service meanwhile is held in
the palace little in the rear. toward the desert,
q noble mosque is being erected with funds from
the Wakf the Mahometan religious establishment.
A capital club large postofice, fine engineering
works many private houses of officers and ofhciaIs
nearly all with gardens. geological garden, and
one fine hotel. the Grand. line the riverside for
more than mile already
The native trbcsn1en earn daily wages in khar-
tourn as sons, brcklayers. brtckmakers, carpen-
ters gardeners and aborers peaceably side by side
and in the twelve villages a Few native policemen
secure order easily.
ONE MORE UNFORTUNATE.
(Or. the Delayed Chaufeur)
One more unfortunate
Smashed 70 a pulp by an
Lift 1t up tenderIy;
or vou'I be getting it
Out of repair.
oh. that sad slip of hers
What delay IL brings!
lA
But for the heedlessness
And for the needlessness
OF the child's fall.
The chauffeur perhaps had made
other chaps have made
No good at all
WHY did ner father.
Or else her mother.
Or her big sister.
Or her big brother.
Not keen out OF sight.
So that she never might
Have caused all this botherf
There! We're all set again:
Now, then. come on
She'll never fret again
Three minutes gOnet
Never mind chicken now.
Go like the dickens now.
Just let her zip
Mavbe We still may make
I'm down the hill take
On the home trip
-(Boston Advertiser.
has notified the State Department that ten bright
Naru on Nav Is for the United States. be placed
in college Mr. Wilcox says that these boys
relatives of Acting Viceroy Tuan. who at the risk
Of his own fe protected the foreigners in his uris
dictio, during the Boxer uprising. The consul be-
sneaks for the boys favorable reception and
ment in recognition of the Viceroys kindness to
Americans.
piccadiIIv Rebuke-Even pickpockets should have
,aan hands one tried to remove the valuap ples
~ a Fircadilly 'irreprGachable" as he sauntered
tia'' seized The thief by the wrist gaZed his
si,bv ns W and flung IL from him with disgust. say
''iFor goodness sake, my good man. wash your
hands before you put them in Eentleman's