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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-03-22
ARRIVED AT HONOLULU.

Saturday, March q.
Am. whaling blk. Gayhead, Ashley.
of port for supplies and to secure Cap
tain Fisher who succeeds Ashley in
command.
.stmr. Nevadan. Weldon. from San
francisco.
stmr- Lehua. Naopaia. from MolOkai
ports
stmr. Kinau. Freeman, from Hilo and
way ports.
stmr- Noeau. Petersen. from Maui
ports.
stmr. waialeale. slosher. from Kauai
ports
schr- Luka. Kalua. from Hawaii
porta. with sugar.
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WHARF AND WAVE.
WEATHER BUREAU.


Honolulu, Alexander Street,
March 21. 10 p. m.
Mean Temperature-62.
Minimum Temperature-56.
Maximum Temperature-7z.
Barometer at 8 D. m.-2s.91; falling.
Rainfall. "a hours up to a. mo-.
Mean Dew Point for the Days.
Mean Relative Humidity-S2.
winds-s. w. to N. and calm: force.
to O. y
Weather-Cloudy to clear
Forecast for March 22-Llght variable
Winds. tolerably uncertain weather.
may be showers in afternoon.
CURTIS ]. LYONS,
Territorial Meteorologist.
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OF for Laysan Island.

The schooner J. H. Lunsman sails
this morning for Laysan Island to car
~ food to the small colony located
there and return with cargo of guano.
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DIED.

HARRISON-In this city. March ri,
1908, the youngest son of Henry ].
and Emma Harrison. Funeral from
St. Andrews Cathedral this Sunday
afternoon at 3 o'clock. Friends and
acquaintance are respectfully an
vited to attend.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-03-22
Many ssilers Arrive.

The Chronicle OF March u says: Five
sailing vessels arriving yesterday from
the islands brought a total OF 117.342
bags OF sugar. The bark Gerard C.
Tobey. twenty-six days from Homo
lulu. brought 1884 bags; the barken-
tine Coronado. twenty-one days from
the same port. had 22.120 bags on
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Ken,lworth salls tor Atlanttc.

The ship Kenilworth sailed yesterday
morning for the Atlantic coast with a
cargo OF $500 tons of sugar.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-03-22

The Senate-"How long can you talk
without dropping dead in your tracks. -
Senator Morgan = THAT is not the
question. How long can you listen to
me without dropping dead in your
tracks New York Evening Post.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-03-22

New Shirt Waist Hats, New Trim.
mings, New Trimmed Hats. per steam
er Alameda.
Novelties in Hosiery. Handkerchief,
Gloves.
Dressmaking Department in charge
Of Mrs. Knox
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My wife found a poker chip in my
pccket, and I told her it was a dys-
persia tablet" THAT was clever"
Far from it She swallowed the chip.
and the doctors bills cost me more
than the Jackpot. Philadelphia Rec
ord.
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MARRIED.

RGUSoN-PRATT-B the Rev. H.
H. Parker. on Saturday. March 21st.
1908, Sarah A. Ferguson to DR.. j. S.
B. Pratt.
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A RESPECTABLE youth. 16 to Is. for
Office work. Address P. o. Box 264,
Honolulu. ~
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New Goods !!
ANOTHER BIG SHIPMENT RE-
CEIvED ON STEAMER
SONOMA.

The latest novelties this time in Dress
Goods, Silks, Printed MusIips. white
Goods ana the very newest Millinery
Creations. All so new, dainty and low
priced. See the display in our windows.
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Classified Advertisements.
WANTED.

A GOOD man to sell advertising calen-
dars; finest line out. Address P. o.
Box 514, Honolulu. IA
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How they spend their time: She
"How's the motor-car getting on, Sir
Charles2" He-"Well. fact is, I've
seen very little of it. You see. I've
only had 1t three months, and when it
isn't in hospital, l ami" = London
Punch.
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DEPARTED FROM HONOLULU.

stmr Kauai Bruhn. for Kauai ports.
stmr. Niihau. Thompson. for Kauai
ports
Am sp- Kenilworth. Taylor. for Della
ware Breakwater.
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BORN.

BIRTH this city, March 81. 19Os.s to
the wife of ]. w. Brit. daughter.
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FOR RENT.

month, Also 6-room cottage on same
premises, furnished. $40 per rnonth.
Apply to c. H. Dickey. IL
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large front room, furnished. Inquire
20 Kukui Oz3e
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MRS. C. L. DICKERsON,

Received Ex-Sonoma large stock of
trimmed and untrimmed hats. Also
elegant trimmings. Call and see them
and be convinced. 1871 Alakea street
near Beretania
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And collect damages: Hiram =
Where We goin' with that blind hos:
an that ramshackle wagon" Silas-
I'm goin' up the road apiece, an ses
if l can't meet one o. them automo-
biles. Smart Set
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New moon on the 2sth, at 1855 D. m.
Times OF the tide are taken from the
United States Coast and Geodetic Sur
yeY tables
The tides at Kahului and Hilo occur
about one hour earlier than at Honolulu
Hawaiian standard time Is 10 hours 30
minutes slower than Greenwich time, be-
Ing that OF the meridian OF Isl degrees 30
minutes. The time whistle blows at 1:30
y M, which 70 the same as Greenwich. .
hours minutes Sun and moon are for
local time for the whole group.
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SALES BETWEEN BOARDS.
Twenty eight McBryde, $3.50.
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INWARD.
Daily Daily Daily Daily

METEOROLOGICAL RECORD.
b the Government Survey, Published
Every Monday.
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Was his speech good?" Not very.
It wasn't clever enough to cause any
body to suspect him of plagiarism
Washington Star.
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In the Smart Set: First divinity
What is the subject for dis
oussion at the debating society to-
night?" Second ditto =" The Influ
ence OF Creased Trousers on the Decad,
ence of Prayer "-Ex
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rus.- 81 eLs1s las J IS us 500 9 Is 8 o.
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Philosophic Murphy recovering from
twenty-foot fall)-"Well, had to
come down for nails, anyway!"-Glas-
gov Evening Times.
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Name
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Progressing: Uncle John why,
my girl. you've grown like cucumber
vinei What progress are you making
toward matrimony?'' Clara-''Well,
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aNW-NE
Barometer corrected to 50 r. and sea
level. and for standard gravity OF Lat. As.
This correction is-0s for Honolulu
TT0Es s7TN Am WooN
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HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE.
Honolulu. March 21. 1903.
MAIZE OF STOCK
MERoAErIlR

o. Brewer & Co. =. !.
L. B. Kerr Co., LID.
sUsAH
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STEAMERS TO ARRIVE.

5TEAAfFRS 10 DEPART
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. a Fl U
RAILWAY & LANE GO.
TIME TABLE
From and After Jan. /, 1908.

OUTWARD.
Daily Daily Daily Daily Daily
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
THE NEW ARMY RIFLE.
1t Is Practically Certain to Be the
Best in the World.

1t Is Practically Certain to Be tho
Best in the World.
The new United States army rifle
Is remarkable evolution in small
arms since the old Springfield single
loader had its day. Practically twelve
years cover the period of the develop
ment, although the experience of the
Spanish and Philippine wars has nat
urally made the progress more rapid
since 1898 than before that time.
When the Krag was made the basis of
the army magazine rifle there was
more or less criticism, but it was
poorly conceived The Ordinance de-
partment has never regarded any
model as necessarily a finality, but has
ever been bent on improvements.
Cons equently notifications have been
numerous and steady, and there is no
reason why, with this constant appli-
cation of experience and inventive ge-
MUS the United States service maya
zine rife should not be equal to any
in the world.-Springfield (Mass.) Re-
publican.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
BOY WAS TOO PREVIOUS.
Came Near Causing Physician to
Lose Patient,

Came Near Causing Physician to
Lose a Patient.
A doctor tells a good story in con-
nection with lad who until recently
was in his employ. 1t was part Of
this youngsters daily duty to answer
the surgery bell, and usher the pros
pective patients into the consulting
room. One morning there presented
himself at the surgery entrance a
mechanic, with whom Buttons was on
speaking terms. "Hullo, Jackson!" he
remarked, what's the matter with
you?" ooh, just want to see the
DOCTOR" replied the visitor. Have
yer brought yer symptoms with yer? e..
inquired Buttons, ,"cos that's the fust
thing he'll ask yer about. # yer amt
got 'em ye'd better pop back an get
EN-" "And would you believe it?"
adds the doctor, that fellow was actu-
ally about to act on the boys advice
when entered the surgery!
sons Weekly.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
Just an Incid ent ia GEORGIA.

Mr.. Bud Spinks was awakened the
other morning by a strang, grunting
noise in his room, which proved to be
the voice of a medium-sized alligator
that was warming itself by the smol-
dering ashes of his fireplace and Incl.
dentally trying to swallow his boots,
which he had placed there to dry, and
which he had bought on the INSTALL
,nent plan and had only made one pay.
ment on them. The saurian had sue
eeeded in swallowing one boot and
had the other down-clear to the
straps, which Mr.. Spinks seized and
pulled it out. The gator is now on
exhibition at Minche's drug store, but
will soon lie slain in order that Mr..
Spinks, who is going around with one
boot and one slipper, may recover the
other boot-Adams Enterprise.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
THE GOAT AND THE PLUG.
Old Darkey Was Satisfied the Animal
Could Read.


Three colored men were discussing
the intelligence Of different animals.
One claimed that the dog knew more
than all other animals put together.
The horse was favored by a second
man, but old Peter Jackson said that,
Gin my opinion de goat am de 'telli-
gentest criter livin'. kin prove dat
de goat kin read saw him do it,
an | know 1T am true. Several days
ago, / wuz wallSin' down street.
dressed in NAH best suit oh clothes,
an wearin' man new plug hat. When
l got down on de main street I seed
a BILLBOARD on which it said, Chew
Jackson's plug. A goat wuz standin'
thar when passed, an when l wuz
about ten feet away he must hab rec
ognized me, for de next thing l knew
/ went sailin out in de mud. When
l looked 'roun', dat goat wuz chewin'
nah plug hat for all he wuz worth.
Gem'.men da is no question in nah
mind about de 'telligence oh de goat.
He am Wondah."
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
TURKEY MAY YIELD.
Shows Signs OF Giving in to BULGARIAN
Demands.

Shows Signs OF Giving in to BULGARIAN
Demands.
London, Sept. 24.-The Balkan stu
alton presents a somewhat puzzling
aspect Turkey is showing signs of
yielding to the Bulgarian demands,
and it is evident from the daily meet
ing Of the council OF ministers at the
Yildiz Kiosk that some sort OF negotia-
lions are in progress with the object
of averting war.
According to a dispatch to the Daily
Mail from Constantinople these coun-
ellis concern two possibilities-eith
to make an arrangement satisfactory
to the Macedonians or obtain from the
great powers promises of neutrality II
it is found impossible to avoid war.
Apparently both Turkey and Bulgaria
are anxious to repudiate having taken
the initiative in the negotiations.
4 The Sofia correspondent OF the
Daily Telegraph asserts that the~over-
lures came from Turkey and were
welcomed by the Bulgarian minister,
lon the condition that deeds were sub
9stituted for wees and that the cessa-
ton of wholesa-e elassacre should be-
come an accorsaakAed fact. He adds
that a pacific solution, if it comes,
will emanate from Constantinople,
where the. Bulgarian representative is
invested with full powers, and the ne
.gotiations are said to be proceeding
satisfactorily.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
New May to DO Time.

DR.. Lillinksjold, of Butte, Mont, is
credited with having adapted hypno-
tism to novel purpose. The doctor.
having been placed under arrest. tried.
fined and sentenced to gaol for twenty
days for some small infracton of the
law. deliberately hypnotized himself,
saying he would awaken from his
trance at the expiration of twenty
days. All efforts to awaken him were
unsuccessful till the end Of THAT peri
Cd. AS mean of "doing" time, or OF
Willing away long intervals, DR..
Lillinksjolds plan is probably unique.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
THE TRAINING OF A CHILD.
Several Important Points That Must
Be Remembered.

To teach child with success re-
quires only common sense, good judg-
ment and gentleness. There are how
ever, three other important points that
must ever be foremost in the mind
of the teacher.
First of all, she must remember that
to teach is to impart instruction.; not
to find fault with ignorance with lack
of comprehension, with listlessness or
with forgetfulness. Often, indeed, for
these last named faults, poor teaching
is to blame. Second, there is the
infexible rule that requires a teacher
to prepare every lesson carefully be-
fore giving it, in order to present it
In an interesting and ineligible way.
Third, there is the ever present dam
ger Of OVERRIDING, against which tho
teacher must always be on guard.
In the beginning short lessons fire.
quently varied give the best results.
Ten or fifteen minutes for each study
is enough, and this time limit must
not be oyerstepped SO long as to-
morrow represents another day.-The
Household.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
Remarkable Sea Monster.

A remarkable sea monster was re-
Gently caught in Port Fairy bay by
some fishermen. 1t measured nine
feet six inches in length, had tail
like that of screw tail-shaft, no
teeth. nose like rhinoceros, a head
like an elephant, two dorsal fms, four
side-fins and two steering fins. The
skin was black and very soft. The
most experienced fishermen say the
specimen is altogether new to them.
They cannot hazard a guess as to the
species. The fish has been sent on to
the Melbourne museum.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
Take a Look at Venus.

Young man, when you have finish
ed your dinner tonight, go up to the
roof or out in the street or yard by
your home and take a good. long look
at the star Of the evening. She will
do you much good. In the first place,
the mere fact Of your having thought
enough to spend the time to do this
will aid your mental development. In
the second place you will have to lift
your eyes and chin from the mire of
the street about you to clean glory Of
Omnipotence. In the third place, you
cannot look for five minutes at Venus
or at any other planet or star without
absorbing into yourself some Of the
calm, silent power which wheels this
universe along its unbroken track,
with never slip Of the tire or. jostling
of the axle.-New York News.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
TO GET RID OF RATS.
Writer Recommends Dipping the Yer.
min in Varnish.

min In VarniSh.
All tradesmen being liable to the
incursions and depredations OF rats,
it may not be out of place to mention
a method of getting rid of these pests
which is recommended by a cores
pendent of the Birmingham Daily
Post This consists in thinning down
with petroleum ordinary slow-dry1ng
tar varnish such as bedstead makers
and japanners use and pouring the
mixture into the runs of the rats.
The vermin are said to loathe the
smell of the stuff, and will do any
thing to get clear Of it. A still more
effective plan is said to be to catch a
rat alive, dip it up to the neck in the
varnish and turn it loose. Its fer
lows will fee from it as from the
dell. The dipping process is said to
be harmless to the rat. But some
ironmongers may not care to dip a
live rat up to its neck.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
Luncheon a Decided Success.

A lady in Buda-Pesth recently gave
a charitable luncheon party to the
poor of her district. She placed no
limit on the number of invitations,
and the result was that 5000 people
arrived, all eager for the treat.
Eventually the police had to draw
their sabers to keep order among the
jewellers. There were no two opin-
ions about the success Of the func-
ton. The guests to a man declared
that they had never assisted at so in
tense and exciting ldGa con before
in their lives. They were quite cut
up when the time came to go.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
cheerfulness Counts.

The Cosmopolitan says the longevity
Of the medical man is materially less
than that of workers of other profess
sions. Only those with sound
physique, other things being equal,
can win in a struggle for success. The
sick look with confidence to the well.
Tney demand the hearty dogmatism
that comes from the overflowing of
animal spirits. They enjoy the cheer
full optimism that comes from good
digestion. They lean upon the doc
tor in their weakness and yield willing
obedience to his kindly influence.
Much of the power possessed for good
may be outside of pills or potions, cor
rect theories or sound deductions.
American Medicine.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
Will Loan Money to Poor.

A body Of philanthropic New York
ers have formed themselves into the
Personal Protective Loan Associa-
ton, with the purpose Of loaning
money to the poor at 6 per cent per
annum. The capital Of the organiza-
ton is $4,000 and the incorporators
are Thomas NJ Mulry Edward r.
Cragin, Rev. DR.. David J. Burrell,
Father A. P. Doyle and Robert b.
Miller. Individual money lenders
never charge less than 80 per cent,
and sometimes a great deal more.
There are 800 pawnshops in New
York.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
To Cut Record Diam ond.

In Amsterdam a syndicate has been
formed which will bear the great ex-
pense and risk attending the cutting
of what is the largest known diamond.
the Excelsior. The Excelsior was
found at the Jagersfontein diamond
mines of South Africa in 1893. 1t has
the size Of a hens egg and weighs in
its present raw state 970 carats, which
is nearly twice as much as the Kohl
moor weighed before it was reduced
to its present size. Specially con-
structed machinery has tc be en-
ployed for cutting the Excelsior and
great care is used in insuring it's safe
ty from theft, ),
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
The Coming Man.

Mrs. Frisbie is suing her husband
for divorce .Indeed? What is the
trauble?" 'Well, she says she tried
not to mind when Mr. Frisbie used
her curling irons, wore her shirt
waists and borrowed her collar but
tons. But when he began to go
through her pockets and extract her
small change after she was asleep
she felt that patience had ceased to
be virtue. brooklyn Eagle.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
Wronu Foot Out Of Bed,

About half the world puts the wrong
foot out of bed in the morning. But
which is the wrong foot? 1t is a
superstition as old as the hills that
if the left foot touches the floor first
you will have bad luck that day.
Probably many men avoid this by
sleeping on the right side of the bed,
so that in rising the right foot natur-
ally comes first in contact with the
floor, 1t is said to be fact that most
people lie on their right side because
of the prevalent notion that the heart
has freer actiOn.-New York Press
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
SHE DID NOT DRINK.
And Consequently Did Not Need First
Floor Rooms.

TlOOE ThOOITlS'
American pushfulness is an unlim-
tied quantity, The women are as IT.
repressible in society as the men In
commerce. A certain visitor to the
Riviera found this out recently. He
was occupying first floor rooms at
well-known hotel. All of a sudden,
without any Introduction or prelim-
mary, note was brought to him
signed by the wife of well-knoWn
American millionaire. 1t asked him
whether he would object to giving up
his rooms to her niece. He was much
amazed, but wrote back inquiring
whether the niece drank. Mrs. - ----
wrote in reply, in surprise and indig-
nation, winding up with an emphatic
statement that her niece did not
drink. Lord * concluded with
the following note: Lord * re
grets that he cannot give up his first
floor rooms to Mrs -'s niece,
for he is convin ced that, as the young
lady does not drink, it is very much
easier for her to get UP stairs than 1t
is for Lord X-. London Tat
Tor
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-09-24
Had 70 Paw TO Find Out.

At. one Of the New York; theaters
they are playing a piece called "A
Fool and His Money" A preacher
from Wisconsin was visiting Gotham
last week and in passing the theater
one evening was curious to know If
the play conveyed the proverbial les
son suggested by it's title. Stepping
up to the box office, he inquired re-
garding tho matter. II think" said
the suave party behind the grating.
Chat the moral Of the piece is that
the fool and his money gather no
moss. It will cost you 81 to find out
exactly. The preacher murmured
"Thank YOU, and withdrew. He tells
the story himself.