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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-30
LIKE silly Sheep Ok

IN takes a rancher to appreciate
that expression Like silly Sheep"
declared Western cattleman at the
Grand Union Hotel th5 other evening
II had several thousand sheep on M,
ranch al one time, but I was cured OF
raising them by their own eternal
iumbness. One time we were driving
flock to market when one of the
leaders leaped into the air, and after
the habit Of sheep. every one made =
similar leap when Ii came 10 that
spot This is such common trick
with sheep that We thought nothing OF
it, uutil We noticed that the sheep dis
appeared after leaping. BY quick
york we stopped the performance, and
found that the trail had been broken
by cave-in, and the sheep when they
came to the brink simply leaped fran
tically and went down into hole thtr-
ty feet deep. Before we could get
them out niuetceji xere snsA,th cred t.
death. New nr5 Press.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-30
"lMPoRTANT NOUkcEMENT."

Specialist, nearly years
that
exte equipment of
THE LARGEST STATIC
Electrodes,
any
EIaboratey Offices the State
children. Eye
Chronic Rheumatism and Sh Joints
treated relief
lily and is attended by loss OF
time of travel
practical the leading hospitals In the
specially of Chr for twenty
which hat
consult DR. Cohen He viii
tell candid he
Consultation Strictly Co nhdeniat
speetacIes scientifically Fitted
2o2h Main Simon Co.'S Store
Pine 1Aa and to 8
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A Gurious Incident.

curious incident in the siege Of
Wepener is related. The Siege, It will
be remembered. lasted all through
| Holy Week, and the casualties In the
trenches were very numerous. But
on Good Friday only one man was
killed. and as this single victim Of
the Holy Day was being laid to rest
at night a soldier pointed out to the
chaplain the wonderful markings on
the dead mans breast. There was
tattooed really beautiful picture Of
the Crucifixion, and the buhet that
had reached the heart of the soldier
had pierced the heart of the figure Of
the Savior.-London Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-30
AmkiuKous.

Representative William J. Sullivan
II South Boston was billed to speaAl
scr worthy but p.or young offic9'
see4. er
He wanted to say something par
ticuiarly good, ard in the course II
his remarks astorished all by declar.
ing: "Mr. SooHdso's word is as good
AS his bond, and h& isn't worth G
'ent."
CONSERVATION.
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|cer Cured by Blood Bs'r,--All Skir
Ind 3iood Diseases Also Cured.

rs. M. l.. Adams, F'redonia, Ala,
Botanic Blood Balm, v.''ich effect
cured {; n eating cancer of the
and face. The sores healed up
fectly. Many doctors had given
her case as hopeless. Hundreds of
es of cancer, eating sores, suppur-
bg swellings, ETC., hS~e been cured
Blood Balm. imons others, Mrs.
N. Guerney, Warrior Stand, Ala
nose and lip were raw as beef.
b offensive discharge from the eat
sore. Doctors advised cutting,
it failed. Blood Balm healed the
! kes and Mrs. Guerney is as we'll as
er. Botanic Blood Balm also cures
kema, itching humors, scabs and
lies, pone pains, ulcers, offensive
hples, blood poison, carbuncles,
tofula, risings and bumps on the
Ia and all blood troubles. Improves
) digestion, strengthens weak kid
VS.. Druggists, 81 per large bottle,
- complete directions for home
ke. Sample free and prepaid by writ
( Blood Balm Co., Atlanta. Ga.
!scrioe trouble and spos,al medical
vice sent in sealed letter.
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:1ER ,O,-~a "RiZ At FI'af,T.
The Embarrassing Experience of
kin4.t,e a.,ted Wcman

The Embarrassing Experience of {
kird.t'e eatted Woman.
y medicine bottle. a mirror and T.
bnnch of keys, al sticking to chunk
of dough as large az your head was
tae sieht that met a SkowhegaD
womaa's yiaW when she opened he'
-atcAel in the SkoWhe&an car eli
sue to Lewiston.
She had wondered for some tiMe
vnat it was that vas swelling out
the sides OF her satchel in such n
unproportionate manner. and she
opened the satchel to find out She
struggled to close it, but she could
not. TIE man in the rear sea, looked
over her back to see what the matter
was. The conductor stopped to look
ut her in her helpless state.
"What's the matter, madam" he
inquired.
'Oh, nothing Bread is rising can't
yon see? On, get away"
She got her fingers in the dough
and theE she got mad. She tried to
pu.s them. She tried to close the
satche(, bot 1t would not close.
"Confound that thing" she said,
, and the satchei, comb, mirror and
dough disappeared out through .
window
When sho tells her friends ..bout
The case now she laughs at the horric
! ellowpassenger and ecuductor, but
she did not feel like it then.
She was coming to visit frient IN
Lewiston. This friend admired her
! bread very much and Mid it was the
best in the world, So not having ar,
bread ready to bring With her, shs
seized upon large piece Of dough
which was ris'ag in pan before thu
fire and wrapping it in napkin shs
placed it in her grip with the above
result Lewistos Evening 3ovrn1
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-30
Pet Words In LitePat are.

There are pet words in literature
words which become the fashion for
a time and then take rank again IN
obscurity Thus in the eighteenth cen.
tury VS. find such words az vastly"
hugely" the quality" ''genteel,"
etc. Elegant" stiil fingers conspicu,
ously il America, and in England at
the pr2.1>t time especial favor seems
20 b. own To "corvinclng," weird"
2C3 .'oGS - IS and Queries
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A Prescription ny an Editor.

4 man who was expecting a medica;
prescription received one day note
from an editor famous for an ill-fs..
He turned the missive this way and
that, examined it under a magnifying
glass, read it backward, held it up to
the light. and finally-in moment
of nspiration-sent it to the chemist
to be made up. The best of the story
sematns to be told. He drank the
medicine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-30
Rur,mxoe Sale on Hiah.

A small boy stood looking down al
the cradle In which lay his brand-nsw
sister, arrived the day before, wl>
was making strenuous and abortive
attempts to cry. Did God send
that" he demanded with disgust writ
ten on every line Of his small coun
tenance. Gee! he must be having
Z runmaae sale!"
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MARRIED. MEN

nidn't Consider Bachelor,
Worthy Of Notice.
,;,actory man was in a remin-
.,,od the other evening, and
,neneft of Amused listeners re-
.everal pretty good stories OF
,,eriences in getting the names
nj pol.. sAyy the Boston Journal.
~ ne told as follows;
story happened during my
.ca here in Boston," he start
.ud thought l had made due
nce for this city's reputation
.msjya Interpretation of condi-
and events. One morning, on
Iegllar routine, l rang the bell
konse in South Boston. A kindly
/ elderly lady of undoubted Irish
Nv answered. My formal ques,
as to whether there We're eng
|smen living in the houaf was
bred in the affirmative.
|Eow many? asked
Wan, sor.
knd his name, p4ea-?
Batrick DOolin, scr.
Where did ne live last year%
Nowhere, Sc; nowhere
fzzled by the answer, | repeated,
|,estion, but the same response
iyen.
Eow can that be, MADAME l ex,
,ed, he must have lived some
e.
,ure. an he did not, thin sha
cred with conviction; he wasn'e
led till three wakes ago
did not disturb her impression
a man was to be counted as liy.
,n!y when he married, but ent
way wondering how much small
e directory would be il left to la-
lit"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-30
Itina E%WaiG The,r Guardian.

Nt7J L @2i heir GIdrdlan.
It is 0ot generally Known thai King
Edward stnce his accession to the
throne. has become TIE guardian Of
the clifdren Of the Prince ard Prin.
cesa O Wales, aid Of his atner grand,
children. over whom he has complete
control tue rights Of their parents
being superseded. This was decided
e Ae law nearly 200 years ago. by n
majority of ten to two Judges. The
right was frequeltlY used by tbs
Georges, wiIo had habit of quarrel
Ing with their sons. Before members
Of the royal family can marry they
will have to obtain King Edward'A Is
consent or the marriage is void.
George III. managed to sec IRE thts
power by means OF the royal marriage
act, in consequence of his brothers
marrying subjects to ais great annoy
ance.
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UncomfortabIA

Finnicus-"I wonder why It Is that
those who attain the pinnacle Of sue
cess never seen to be happy"
Cynnicus-"Because the pinnacle Of
success is like the top Of particularly
!. tall lightning rod with a particularly
harp point, and those who succeed in
erching temporarily upon it usually
I'd that they are targets for all the
rld's thunder."-~Town and Country.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-30
RYAN'S cATAFRHLiNE

. ..od's Girt to man. :. IS positive
re for catarrh of the head and nose,
, fever, asthma, headache, and will
Se a cold in one nights time. For
at al. drug stores.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21

spects in which Louise, crown princess
Of Denmark, is noticeable among wo-
men with royal blood in their veins
AS the mother Of no less than eight
children, she would have the hearty
approval Of President Roosevelt
whose good opinion, by the way, is
beginning to be valued on the other
side Of the water even by royalties.
The crown princess has four sons and
four daughters, the youngest Of them
all being little Princess Dagmar, who
was born in $780,
Most of the mothers fortune will
pass to the princess eldest son. Prince
Christian, who married in 1898 Prin.
cess Alexandria, sister Of the
reigning grand duke of Mecklenburg-
Schwerin. The crown princess second
son, Prince Charles, also Is benedict.
He espoused, in 1896, Princess Maud
of Wales, the youngest daughter of
King Edward VII.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
EFFECTS OF MONEY.
Interesting & Study of Results of Inher-
tied Wealth on Families.

interesting & Study of Results of Inher-
tied Wealth on Families.
An interesting contribution to the
study of the effects Of money on fam
lilies can be made by any person of
statistical inclinations who will take
the trouble to trace out for few
generations the history Of score or
two Of our very rich families, and
learn what effect the requirement of
big fortune by any individual Ameri-
can has had on the divorce record of
that individual and his descendants. 1t
Is early yet to get results that would
prove much, because most Of the great
American fortunes are pretty
new; but already tendencies seem to
be showing themselves which it would
be worth while to trace back. There
are believed to be about 1000 million
aires in the United States; enough to
give statistican an ample field to
work in. A fortune sufficient to make
life easy and comfortable is probably
a promoter Of domestic happiness, but
still 1t seems likely that rich people or
their descendants get more divorces
than poorer people do. In the first
place, heirs and heiresses are more ex-
posed to the wiles Of the designing
than the scions Of poverty, and for
that reason are somewhat more likely
to make unwise marriages. Again, the
rich, as rule. have more leisure than
the poor, are not so steadily and effec-
lively disciplined by work, are less
safeguarded by a wholesome routine,
and cast about more widely and con-
tinuously for pleasures. Satan, as
heretofore, finds mischief still for idle
hands to do, and some Of the mischief
results in divorce. Moreover, the rich
are somewhat more used to self-in-
diligence and having their own way
than the poor. They can meet the ex-
pense Of divorce, which is often con-
siderable, can go as far as is neces-
sary, stay there as long as is neces-
sary to gain divorce on conv venlent
terms; and they can afford to break
up families without fear Of want.
Many a wife sticks to bad husband
because she and her children need his
support; many husband puts up with
an unsatisfactory wife because he can
not afford to try new one. Divorce,
like the appendicitis operation, is a
luxury, and comes high.-Harpers
Weekly.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
500 REWARD SIoo.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
earn tnaJ there 10 al leas. one dreaded disease
stages and that is catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is The only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being constitutional dis
ease, requires a constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system, thereby destroying the founda-
ton OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro.
prietors have go much faith in its curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
ior any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
OF testimonials Address
F:J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
EUROPE'S RICHEST PRINCESS.

Certain Distinctions Which Denmark's
Future Queen Enjoys.
Crown Princess Louise Of Denmark
has the distinction of being the richest
royal princess in Europe. She was left
by her mother, the late Queen of Swe-
den, fortune Of 60,OOO,0OO marks
about $15,O00000 in our democratic
dollars-and this legacy, through be-
ing wisely invested, has increased to
a more impressive sum. The future
Queen Of the Danes is also the tall
est of European royal women and is
well formed, which compensates some
what for her rather plain face.
These are not, however. the only re-
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
Not Too Precipitate.

"Ah, George, dear" she said to the
duke why don't you go to papa to-
day? Delay are dangerous. you know"
Yes, l realize that" he replied,
put I've only known you three days
and these get-rich.quick schemes al
ways seem to be so ."-Chicago
Record -Hreald.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
Just as Good.

Elderly Customer-Have you any
preparations that will eradicate wrin-
kles?
Conscientious Druggist-No, ma'am,
but we have preparation that will fill
them up Chicago Tribune.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
Looking for a Chance

Mrs. Gobang-This paper says that a
Kansas man sold his wife for $S.
0ooang-l wonder if it will ever he
my luck to run across fellow who ia
VI throwing money away?-New York
Times.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
Converting Him,

81 hear there was some romance con-
nected with your marriage?'
"Nothing romantic about it. Our re-
ligious views differed. my wife main
tanning that the only hell there is is
upon earth, and she married me to
prove t."-Indianapolis Sun.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
Asks No More.

Toni can't help asking my fance
occasionally why she loves me.
Dick-Me, too. Mine aways gives
me very satisfactory answer.
Tom-That 80? What does she sav?
Dick-Because. e.-Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21

"Did you call at Roxley's house?"
injured the young Doctors wife.
"Yes, and wish he had sent for me
sooner" ....
"Gracious! Is he seriously ill?"
"Quite the revrese. I'm afraid he'll
be all right again before l get in half
dozen visits"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
PERU ma Is BEkEFF Rt EEFfFEfISl - WOMEN
Says d. M. c. Gee, of San francisco.

A constantly increasing number of
physicians prescribe Peruna in their
regular practice.
Itrhas proven it's merits so thorough
ly that even the doctors have overcome
their prejudice against so called patent
medicines and recommend it to their
patients.
81 Advise Women to Use Peruna,"
Says DR.. Gee.
DR.. NJ. G. Gee is ore of the physi-
clans who endorse Peruna. In letter
written from 5l3 Jones street, San
Francisco, CAL, he says:
"There is a general objection on the
part of the practiting physician to ad-
vocate patent medicines, but when any
one medicine cares hundreds of people,
it demonstrates it's own value and does
not need the endorsement of the prcfes-
sion.
"Peruna has performed so many
wonderful cures in San Francisco that
! am convinced that it is valuable
remedy. have frequently advised
its use for women, as find it insures
regular and painless menstruation,
cures leucorrhoea and ovarian troubles
and builds up the entire system.
l also consider IL one of the finest ca
tarrh remedies l know of. l heartily
endorse your medicine. IN. G. Gee,
NJ. D.
Mrs. E. T. Gaddis, Marion, N. c., is
one of DR.. Hartman's grateful patients.
She consulted him by letter, followed
his directions, and is now able to say
the following:
"Before I commenced to take Peru
ma could not do any hard work with
out suffering great pain. I took Peru
ma, and can say with pleasure that it
has done more for me than any other
medicine [ have ever taken. Now
am as we'll as ever; do all my own
work and it never hurts me at all.
If you do not derive prompt and 81
ruea, write at once to DIR. Hartman, g
he will be pleased to give you his vaIu
Address DR.. Hartman, President {
Ohio
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
Making Allowances,

Bronson-I don't see why you should
be go angry at your son for marrying.
We have to make allowances for the
young you know.
Munson-Confound it, that's what
I'm kicking about! not only have to
make an allowance for him, but now
I'll have to make one for his wife, too.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
Wife Olives Him Pie.

81 rather enjoy being without a
hired girl" "Why so?" because
1 can always coax my wife to give me
pie for breakfast. ."-Philadelphia
Plain Dealer.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
His Experience.

PA" said the boy, looking up from
his book, "what Goes a mans better
half, mean?" "Usually. my son."
replied his father from behind the
evening paper, "she means exactly
what she says"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
A Dog Day Dialogue,

II notice you've got your summer
pants on" remarked the dog fancier.
YES" gasped the exhausted terrier,
"but they're not very loud; certainly
not as loud as some Of this seasons
hannels."
'True. Nevertheless, what you need
Is muzzlin'."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
The Itch Fiend
HO0d'S gQrs0p0riliG
Not StrikingIy Noble.

$50 your daughter is going to marry
nobleman."
"Yes." answered Mr.. Cumrox !;
"be's cnly nobleman by profession.
Personally must say he strikes me as a
nretty common sort. ."-Washington
Star,
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
A Change Coming,

Reporter-You are your own man
ager, are you not?
Actor-I am just at present, but my
wife is coming back from Europe next
week. Smart Set.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21

An,Ee The peerless Skirt supporter and Fasten-
Inu'.o er is the best No Buttons, Buckles,
Hooks or Pins. All your neighbOrs will want
It. Send 25c for sample and price to agents. LA
TOILETTE CO., Room II, Cambridge Block,
Portland. Or.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
The Real Thing.

"How cultured and polished that
Mrs. Kazamms is."
81 know it. Whenever a person
sings anything she always calls it rem
dering it, doesn't she?"- Chicago
Record. Herald.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
To Honor Great PHILOSOPHER.

There is a project of erecting mon
ument to the philosopher Kant in Ber-
lin to be unveiled on the occasion of
the hundredth anniversary of his death
in 1904.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
Whnt He Married On.

"Tom Higginside married, you say,
on $40 week? That took nerve any
how. What was he working at?"
"Nothing. 1t was the girl that was
earning the $10."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
The Great Worry

Weary Waggles-Are ye interested
IN these chainless bicycles, Tim?
Tired Tlm-No; the chainless dog is
the only thing that worries me.-
Wtrld's Comic.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
Ready for Easter.

Deacon Cobbs-William, if your
father sohuld have $40 and some one
should give him IS, what would he
have?
William-Nothing; but ma would
have new hat.-Chicago News.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
A Permanent Cure.

Hodge-You mean to cay that Chris
tian Science cured you?
Podge-Sure!
Hodge-Of appendicitis?
Podge-No. OF Christian Science. -
Brooklyn Life.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21

Etc Permanently Cured No fits or nervousness
tlO after first day. of Dr. Kne's 6 reat Nerye
hesIorer. Send for Free Be trial bottle and treatise
of' W. H. hline Ltd. s3l Arch ST. Philadelphia Pa
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21

We always feel sorry for boy
whose father is SO rich that his sons
can't afford to go barefooted In sum.
mer.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21

Piso's Cure is good cough medicine,
1t has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21

People with good blood possess strong,
steady nerves and are blest with good
appetites and digestion, and enjoy
sound, refreshing sleep. If we could
always maintain the purity OF the
blood then we might enjoy perpetual
health, but it becomes infected and
poisoned and most Of the ills that aflict
humanity and undermine the constitu-
ton are caused by an impoverished
or polluted condition OF this vital fluid.
When the blood is diseased the skin
loses its healthy appearance, and the
complexion, its freshness and beauty
and becomes red and rough and full OF
pimples and splotches. Itching, scaly
eruptions, blackheads, boils and rashes
break out upon the body when the
blood is too poor or too thin and acid,
and is not supplying proper iiourish-
ment to the system. Debility, poor
appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep
and nervousness more often come from
sluggish, impure blood than any other
cause. To build up the blood, restore
and nutritious again Is the only ration
get rid Of skin troubles. There is no Z
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21

Twas in wretched health; my blood
was in bad order, my gums being
very much liberated. I began tho use
offs. 8. g., and in remarkably short
time was sound and we'll. Ny appe.
tito increased wonderfully and my
food agreed with mo. think it 10 .
nne family medicine.
MRS. n. b. DAVIDSON.
Rockmart, Ga.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21

think Peruna is great medicine ioI
womankind." Mrs. E. T Gaddis.
Women are especially liable to pei
vic catarrh, female weakness as it 10
commonly called.
Peruna occupies unique position in
medical science. 1t is the only inter-
nal systematic catarrh remedy known
to the medical profession today. Ca
tarrh, as every one will admit, is the
cause of one-haf the diseases which
afflict mankind. Catarrh and catarrhal
diseases afflict one-half of the people uf
the United States.
tisfactory results from the use of Pc
ring full statement of your case and
BILE advice gratis.
the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-08-21
<
GOOD BLOOD;
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

You know rch red blood is coursing through Ny1
the vens for shows the brightness of the the WN
beauty and cearness Of the complexion the smooth fair
skim and robust healthy constitution. 1t is good blood
that mpas strength and the body keeps
heahulnes vgo Good blood the good health