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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
HER TURN CAME tArsR
Pretty Girls Sweet Revenge for Me-
tied Punishment.

Pretty olrl's Sweet Revenge for Msr
tied Punishment.
1t Is strange how teachers forre,
the punishment they have indicted
Yet 1t may not be strange, after all
Tor among . large number of In
stances It II probably dinicult 20
single out any one in particular. A
friend OF mine who had taught school
once upon . time met q pretty youns
woman recently and became much At.
tached to her. She was apparently
very fond Of him. but there was al.
ways roguish twinkle in her eye.
Finally when he popped the question
she looked at him archly and said: .
We'll. when you hauled me out Of
line and sent me up to your room to
stay half hour after school, Just for
laughing out loud, l didn't think I'd
ever get square with you. Now, you've
given me the opportunity" and she
whispered yes" Her fiance called
for explanations. and when these were
IN order he learned that she had been
q pupil In one Of the higher grades of
the school in which he began his ca.
reer as acknowledgements Spy.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
Some Pointers on Trousers.

A mans trousers, when tailo.
presses them in the summer, arc
nearly always pressed with the ends
turned up. but in the winter they are
pressed turned down. A tailor says:
Trousers are pressed turned up In
the summer because 1t 10 presumed
that every man wears them turned up
In this season. He wears them 80 b.
cause In the summer he wears low
shoes, and trousers that are not
turned up catch at the back in such
shoes. But turned up, they don't
touch che shoes; they don't catch In
them; they set right. That is the
main reason why we turn up trousers
In the summer"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
ADMIRAL SCHLEY
ENDORSES PE-RU-NA
te-11-na Drug Co., Columbus, Ohio:
uenaemen:-"I can cheerfuLLy S.
Tu-na ana believe with good efect. %
\ DMIRAL SCHLEY, on,
\ Nineteenth Century.

SCHLEY, foremost notable bero.. ~ N.
~ @ century name that the heart
daunted courage and prompt decision ~' ~ A'' un-
a. by friend recently opinion was asked q. to
emcaCy OF teruna the eatarrh remedy ;ho ~
S hesitation he gave this remedy his endorsement II sp
where it is favorite remedy - $50 ~ 'e1 :" "'' lam''y'
endorsements to indicate wonderful hold that
mas upon the minds of the people, II IL out of
eo,d ina. SO great and famous Admiral Schley
49, any otner reason for giving his
it is ~ o 'enieoy IL AL tnas ne says
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
Coffee Jelly.

u hot cup Of coffee is undoubtedly
a powerful stimulant enabling both
mental and physical fatigue to bs
borne. But coffee. disagress with
many persons. disturbing their stom.
achs BY interference with digestion.
For this class the London Lancet sug.
sests the use of coffee jelly. which ID
equally pleasant. II assuages thirst
and neutralizes excessive acidity Of
the stomach.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
Steam L!.eboat.

A steam lifeboat has been built in
England and sent to Australia. The
craft is sc feet long, 10 feet wide and
draws feet Z inches. Tho hull IL
made of Steel the engines have 220
horsepower and the boat win make
fifteen miles an hour
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
The Impatient Father.

"Mr. Phamley." began the young
man. with 'Emma's consent have
come to say that would like to take
your daughter away from you next
June. and0" "What?" shouted her
father. starting up. "Why-er-I
trust you have no objection. Surely
you can't expect her to stay with you
all the time" II didn't expect her
to stay with mo all the time till June.
What's the matter with this Ooto-
bsr?-Philadelphia Press.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
Whittler's kitten' stlu AIN.

II seems as though Whittier died a
good many years ago. Yet his favor.
lite kitten is still, IL years after his
death, lively though somewhat Sc
date and amiahle yellow cat about the
Whittier homestead at Amesbury,
Mass Some of the rooms are now
just as they were during the Sc years
OF Whittier's occupation.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
Gents Are Eound ,i,.f,,,

Ten years ago cents were little
used In California and the south ana
were practically unknown In Nevada
wyoming and Arizona. but today they
circulate everywhere for the benefit
OF the slot machines.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21

cave at Bemifal, France. The fire..
quent appearance of triangles on the
animal figures suggests that they may
be brand marks and that the mammoth
was domestic animal.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
Pope Smokes Cigarettes.

While many Of his predecessor
have been snufitaksrs, Pope Plus x
II said to b the only Roman pontin
who has smoked tobacco. He smokes
both cigars and cigarettes and has
even been known to enjoy . smoke
from . well-colored meerschaum.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
Stralaht Tin.

Young married people should man
age to avoid Just ore quarrel-the first
one--and then they will be happy all
their hves.--Memphis (Tenn.) News
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
When Art Was Youpo.

This outline of a mammoth and n
oozen other animal figures is etched
on the walls of recently discovered
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
stain the hands or spot the kettle, ex-
cept green and purple.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
". L. DOUGLAS
$50 & 9 SHOES YIssIsSgr
Ycu can Save from 50 % S. yearly b.
wearing W. I. Douglas $3.50 or SS shos:

They equal those
shat have been cost
ing you from 34.OC
70 $500. The i'm
mense sale OF w. L.
Douglas shoes proves
their superiority over
oil other makes.
Sold by retail shoe
dealers everywhere.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
That Douglas uses Cor.
onaC proves there IL
yaias In Douglas shoes,
corona II the highest
erade Pat. Leaf her made,
Fat Color EBeisfs Ssed,
Our ~ an fA0s liz.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21

0rs. Winslow's Soothing syrup
Ior children teethins, softsns the gums reduces h
aamAasion. sllays pain. curss vind cello 70 bottio
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21

Piso's oure cannot b too highly spoken Of -
acough cure.--J. w. O'BRIBN. ses Third Ava,
NJ, Minneapolis, MINI. Jan. q ie0Q
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
New Letter Scale.

II you put letter on the kanga
roo's tail his tongue points to the
weight.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-21
Cheap Passenger Rates Via "san,s
re Route"

To Boston. Baltimore. Minnea polls
Detroit. Atlanta and other points. Fol
particulars. address G. F. Warren
General Agent, A. T. 4 8. F. Ry., All
Dooly Block. Salt Lake City, Utah.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-15
ENGLISH FAR FROM HOME.
some T7cists the Language Gets
among Aliens.

no language is used widely and badly as
English. The Englishman in establishing an
empire throughout the world among savage as
Wei as civilized peoples. hears it spoken in
Narlousiy distorted ways The American has
begun 10 make colonists also, and in the lands
which have cone under his flag recently he be
holds the Spaniard the Hawaiian, the Tagalog,
the Chinanan and many others struggling to
speak Anglo-S Saxon.
And when one realizes that in the English
language there are practically no guidepOsts to
pronunciation he can easily understand why the
unfortunate foreigner goes so badly astray.
Anglo-SaxOn spoken and AnglO-Saxou written
are in many respect diverse tongues. One sound
IS often expressed by 4 multitude Of signs, and
one sign as frequently represents multitude of
sounds. Such sound as short e. for example,
is written with e. 'ea," co. "ay' al Ell
and "a may he seen in the words let"
head leopard" says said" 'heifer' and
others. The sound Of long 20 is expressed by
nearly dozen symbols, as shown in the words
'mete," meat meet machine" believe"
receive people and "agis." The alien on
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-15
GRAFT SHOE
ALL DIE Me
SEETS.

1t looked at first if anarchists had pro-
claimed a general massacre. Yet all the show
man had tried to say was Great show. All
dime seats"
The Tagalogs of Luzon have vast amount OF
trouble with the English vowel sound 81" Those
who have learned Spanish express il with the
Roman letters "ay.' So the island of Panay is
pronounced PAM to the English ear a story
told by Mrs. Hanson wife of Lieutenant L. E
Hanson, who was stationed for time at Bulan,
Southern Luzon, and who lives at No. 2j1 West
Ninety second-st-, well illustrates the TagaIOg's
difficulties.
Our cook was Tagalog," said Mrs. Hanson,
and when he was not at work over the stove
he was busy over the dictionary. At dinner one
day he brought in a pie, the crust of which
were the letters PAY At first We thought
that he had struck for his wages, although he
had been paid only the day before Finally he
announced that he had attempted to spell pie,
and that the letters owed their sanguinary color
to a red ink bottle"
The Cubans have a tendency in trying to ex-
press themselves in English Of using tremen-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-15

Tended its correctness by saying that he had
selected each word from English dictionary,
and spelled them exactly as he had found them.
He intended to say that he took old clothes in
exchange for new. CARDS cavaliers and mill
tary meant suits for gentlemen and soldiers.
Although a native porn American or English
man does not realize it, nearly all his vOwels are
not simple sounds, but diphthongs To the ear
OF a Frenchman or German, however, the Eng
lish IL has the sound Of lie u of 'u-e' and
"a of "a-e,' shown by analysis OF such
words ''libel,' duty" AMI fate" The Span
lard also distinguishes this double sound in
English vowels, and frequently prints it as he
hears il. Thus a theatrical manager in San
Juan. who found how easy it was to fool the
curious American, opened 4 museum with this
bill board announcement:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-15
HE HAD MONEY BEFORE.

Colonel Clark Carr. Of Galesburg, IL, tells the
following on the late Senator Tabor:
Colonel Carr was travelling in New-MeXico,
when he ran into a party consisting Of Tabor
and his friends II was only few months after
Tabor had struck it rich" Prior TO that event
he had possessed scarcely enough 10 buy a post
age stamp, but he was making up for lost time.
carr had lost his watch key and began in
curing for one. Mr.. Tabor thought this great
Joke The idea Of q man wanting watch key
in the nineteenth century, he said. After
chuckIing over il for some time he turned 10
Carr and asked an explanation. / want TO
understand it-a watch key! And man as up
TO date as your 80
We'll the fact is" responded the colonel, /
had enough money TO buy a watch before stem
vinders came into fashion"
II was q centre shot, and was greeted by a
roar from the entire car. Tabor got on by buy
ing champagne for the crowd.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-15

Tenby was the fortune hunter Dr.. Grey said he
was, it would prove him and save Mary a lot
Of Unhappiness.
And it did. Il was a dying mans fancy, and
il was the wisest thing he could have done.
What became Of Claudia Kaye no one knew.
She had come intending TO levy bIacknan upon
M Kaye. She had reckoned without her host.
for she did not know that he held proofs OF
the death Of his own child. After Mr.. Guest
produced them she vanished, and Mary found
herself 10 be a rich woman once more-rich and
happy, for she married the man she loved and
never had cause TO regret il.
As for Captain Tenby. Treherne Court never
saw him any more. He believes that the whole
thing was arranged on purpose. and is stiu
angry II being deceived by such 4 gCt-up thing.
-lThe Taller
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-15

It had been composed by a spaniard, who de-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-15
JNN HI LUNG
FtT taller

At first the sign is meaningless even to an
educated etymologist. Not until he pronounces
it aloud does he catch its significance. Jim is
a cobbler. and he has only stretched the pro-
fession Of the tailor bit to include his own.
\ native Sandwich Island shoemaker hung out
a sign in a street of Honolulu which perpetrated
a pun he little dreamed of. The sign was more
appropriate than if it had been in correct Eng
Iish and it read:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-15

entering on the study Of our language is like a
mariner on a strange sea, without stars, COM
pass, chart or rudder 10 direct his course.
An American need only walk through the
streets Of Manila or Honolulu or San Juan to
see how fantastic ofttimes are some attempts to
use his language. In the main street of Manila
there hangs a sign which reads:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-15
We FEET
WOMEN HERE.

Not long after the American soldiers took pos
session of Manila they were bewildered by a
pretentious sign, which had these words:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-15

Maud-why. he actually dared to kiss me on the
noSei
Hetty-I hope you made him feel how entirely
out Of place it was?-(Comic Cuts.
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
POULTRY PARAGRAPHS.

The best breeds will not be profit
able if they are mismanaged.
The smaller the poultry quarters
the cleaner they must be kept.
Poultry is the cheapest and most
economical and best meat raised On
the farm
Provide nests where they are handy
for the hens and handy to gather
eggs from. A
Are you giving your poultry the
attention you give the, other stock or
just allowing it to shift for itself?
Coarse food promotes digestion and
helps to keep the fowls in a healthy,
condition. Feed as much of it as pos
.sible.
Do not simply throw the water out
of the drinking vessels and put Ia
fresh water, but wash the vessels
thoroughly every time you change
the water.
# An experienced farmer poultry
man says that the best way to keep
poultry droppings is to put them in 8
barrel and keep them slightly moist.
using dishwater or soapsutls where
available. Prairie Farmer.
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
Preparing Bones for Poultr%.

Preparing Bones for Poultr%.
4 Fowls always prefer bones that are
broken or cut (not ground) into small
pieces, with meat either raw or
cooked adhering to them. The hens
do not care for the commercial bone,
unless such is free from the odor of
ammonia or decaying matter. Dry
bones, either broken or ground, will
he eaten. but not 50 readily as those
that are fresh. Fresh bones are not
easily ground in any kind Of mill.
They are usually steamed, in order to
render them brittle, or placed in the
oven and burned: OF course. when
subjected to heat they lose more Of
less Of the nitrogenous matter, such
as meat or gelatin. With bone.
cutter all kinds Of bones can be pre-
pared for the fowls. arm and Fire:
side. 7. 4 NJ 3es 81 55,
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
PEN SYSTEM LAUDED.
Under 1t, 1t Is Claimed. Percentage
of Chickens to Be Raised Can
+l D... BE Increased. -

In raising chickens, I have found the
'spen system as we call it, the most
satisfactory and successful way of all
in handling the hen and her brood The
system is as follows: In making the
fencing ordinary plasterer's lath is
used. The sides are ten feet long, and
the ends eight feet. The laths are
nailed to a six-foct base board, with a
three-inch top stringer, which latter
is foot and a half below the top ends
of the uprights. The sides and one end
which enables us to move the pen every
few days, when desired. One end Of
the pen is attached to one post by a
small rope, or wire tie, in order that it
may be swung open in lieu of a gate.
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
THE MODERN PEN SYSTEM.

Within the pen when completed, a stout
water and varmint proof coop is placed
for the hen and her brood. But, it is
necessary to remove the outer or
fight feathers Of one wing of the
mother hen, so that she cannot fly out.
The lathing should also be nailed close
enough together to confne the chick
ems until they are large enough to fly.
By that time they will be weaned, and
should have the range which is neces-
sary to their further Development.
But larger coop, with a roosting
perch, is then necessary for them. The
pen may be utilized IN connection with
a brooder, but it will then require a
light movable shed several feet square,
or a weather-proof brooder, to pro-
tect the chickens from inclement
weather. This plan keeps the young
chicks out of the dew of the early
morn; and gives the keeper control of
the hen all the time she is with the
chickens; and at the same time it pro-
vides a refuge constantly, in case of
sudden and heavy showers, hawks, or
vermin of any kind. Under this sys-
tenn we find it possible to raise fully
Is per cent. more chickens than we
could in the old ''range as you please
way;;" and with infinitely greater
pleasure; while the work and worry
is reduced to minimum-H. B. Geer.
in Epitomist.
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
Arsenic q Necessity.

Arsenic that terrible poison, abb
horred of all peoples for ages; the
chief Ingredient of the philters of
antiquity of the Middle Ages, when
they were designed to get rid of a
troublesome enemy arsenic is neither
more nor less than constituent ele-
ment of the tissues Of all living be-
ings, vegetable or animal. Without
arsenic no life is possible; this pur-
vcyor of death is one of the great
supporters of life. Such is the ap-
parent paradox affirmed by Prof,
Armand Gautier, as the result OF
physiological and clinical observa-
tions.-La Nature.
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
HOW THE BEE WORKS.
Busy Insect Not Only Makes wax ana
! Honey Bat Also Fe1tilises
Plants with Pollen. s.

John Burroughs says that when =
bee brings pollen into the hive he ad-
yances to the cell in which it is to be
deposited and kicks it of, 40 one
might his overalls or rubber boots,
making one foot help another. The
honey bee. ranks among the highest
of all insects, because of it's thought
full provision for the future and the
care shown its young. The young bees
which receive this care from the
working bees are called larvae. These
are of three kinds, found in three
different kinds Of cells, and they are
called queens, drones and workers.
The best time to study this wonder
full insect is when buckwheat and
goldenrod are in bloom. IF possible,
visit some hive and try to see them
at work inside. 1t is very interest
ing to see few captured bees that
have been fed some honey stake a
bee line" for home when let loose.
This is the plan followed in the
mountains and elsewhere when hunt
ing for wild honey. Frequently these
bees will return for some more honey
to the same place where they were
fed at first, as their instinct is akin
to reason, and they always observe
q place SO as to return to it. When
making room in the hive for a set
of young bees the old queen bee
leaves the hive, followed by nearly all
of the grown bees that are there at
the time, and, after swarming in the
air, they go directly to new home,
just as if they had selected the
place beforehand. They not only
make wax and honey, but add to
their usefulness by carrying the pol
len for the fertilization of flowers.
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
The Usefuln eos OF Poultry.

Poultry may be. raised with the
greatest economy on large farms,
where there is unlimited range, an
,exhaustless supply Of insects and
worms. and abundance Of seeds and
grains going to waste which poultry
alone can utilize. Under such cir
ciumstances fowls can take. care Of
themselves so well, and are so ener-
getic in seeking their food that they
are either forgotten and allowed to
shift for themselves when they really
need attention and assistance, or they
are regarded as a nuisance because
they sometimes do little damage.
When fenced away from gardens and
flower beds fowls cause little dam
age or annoyance on a farm. They
do an immense amount Of good. in
the projection Of crops. by the de-
struction Of injurious insects, larvae
and worms. 7sls
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
Not QuIte what He meant.


The man who thought he had the
knack of saying pleasant things, cal
culated to warm the cookies Of the
Oldest heart, was reyisiting the town
in which he had spent summer 20
years before.
''I'm Miss Mears. I don't know as
you recall me-" said "a coquettish
elderly spinster. approaching him in
the post Office the day after his ar
ritai. = f. s b a,
The ready heart+varmer turned
with his most beaming smile, and
wrung her hand.
''Recall you!" he echoed, reproach-
fully. "As if one could help it, Miss
Mears! Why, you are one Of the
landmarks of the town. Youth's
Companion.
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
BROODER FOR A FEW CHICKS.

ing qualities to their, fullest extent.
This can be done by making a
scheap brooder, just large enough for
~one brood of chicks. For this pur-
pose a cracker box may be used.
Make door of the front end and
nail some strips crosswise inside, and
about four inches up from the bot
tom. On these a Slated frame
should be placed extending about
half the length of the box. On the
frame square tin tank about five
inches high and about as long and
wide as the frame should rest. A
trimmed hole should be made in the
top of the tank and large cork
used to fit the hole. A cloth cur
tain should hang from the front
edge of the cross strips to the floor
of the box, as shown in the illustra-
:tion. u. III.
Then, when the early sitter matches
her first lot of chicks, they should
Sbe taken. from her and placed in q
homemade brooder back under the
tank, which should be filled with hot
water. Morning and night the tank
should be refilled, which will supply
sufficient warmth for the chicks hud-
died beneath it. They can be fed
in the front part of the box while
small, and later be placed where they
may enjoy little open runway, and
fed outside the brooder box.
With the chicks thus cared for, the
hen may be reset without any in
jury to her, and her utility thus
doubled: If she be mature hen
~of two years, she may be reset a
second time, making three broods
from her. in nine weeks This is a
good plan to pursue, either with the
ordinary flock or with thorough
bred stock. The chicks thrive in
close quarters in cold weather, and
with us the per cent. of loss among
chicks managed as suggested in the
single brooders is very small in.
.deed.-Orange Judd Farmer.
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
A Kind1y-Meant squelchins.

"What part of your work do you
find the most disagreed BILE, George?''
asked the kind old aunt of the young
man who wrote things for living.
Reading my stuff through after
I've written it, was the reply which
the young man thought rather witty,
until the old lady caused him to col
lapse into a mere bundle of clothes
by sympat thetically remarking:
''Poor boy, I'm sorry for you.'----
Syracuse Herald.
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
rrr. Ab.orb Rad "a or..7 9

4 An experienced ologist'' says:
Eggssin a way are just as susceptible
to bad odors as is milk, The odor Of
onions when fed to the hens is easi-
" discernible il the eggs they pro.
duce. A lady friend Of ours simply
spoiled her eggs by placing balls
made Of a creosote preparation in
the nests to get rid Of the lice.
Where good eggs are wanted hens
should not be allowed to do scaven.
ger duty.
Warren sheaf., 1903-06-18
Luck In Lottery.

"A typical British method Of dealing
with good luck in the state Iottery has
occurred at Madrid. The first prize of
100000 has fallen to the ticket held
by Mr.. John Oliver, who is engaged in
the iron trade. The fortunate winner
has handed over the prize for distribu-
tion among the work people employed
by him, and the money has brought
great happiness to the recipients, the
majority of whom are very poor N. Y.
Sun.