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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
HONS RULE DELEGATES
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1t Is also predicted that fight will
be precipitatcd when it cones to Il
choice Of man to run for the office
OF Assessor. Both Makainai and Iau-
kca are in the field and up to last ac-
counts there had been no Oher Of Il
compromise on the part of the two fac
tions. At all events, the man who
fails OF nomination for the Assessor
ship will be run rs Supervisor.
When It comes to the Supervisors
the fight will be well worth watching
There are large number OF candl-
dates and the wedding and sitting pro-
cess will take several ballots.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
KAUAI SHIPPING.

The steamr Mikahala arrived from
Kauai ports this morning at $3.50
O'Clock with 20 bags rice, IS barrels
poi, horse, ~ cases oranges, bar.
rels cocoanuts. 80 packages sundries.
Two hundred bags OF V. X. sugar
are reported ready for shipmnet,
Purser Wright reports as follows:
THE steamer lwalani was at Kalihi'
wal discharging freight. The barker.
tine Lahaina was at Eleele discharglng
coal. She had $50 tons out. The bark
w. b. Flint left Makaweli for KahuluI
on September IS. Light winds and
smooth seas crossing the channel
Fine weather on Kauai.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
DECISION PENDS.

Judge Gear this morning continued
the cases of the Territory against Wah
Sin. Nakamura, NJ. G. Simoes and
John Baker until tomorrow morning
In Wah Sin and Nakamura, Attorneys
Breckons and Brooks, respectively
raised the question of the constitution
ality of prosecution without indlct'
ment where the ofiense was punishable
as an Infamous crime. Judge Gear
not being prepared to decide this point
at present, continued these and SINH
lar cases. Wah Sins is an opium.sell
ing matter. The cases of Nakamura
and SimOes are liquor affairs. Baker
Is alleged to have attempted TO bride
an executive officer
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
IT'S RIDICULOUS AND UNTRUE
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estcd at once and took Humphreys TO
Judge HOyt, VINO was Assistant AitOr-
ney General of the United States, an
ardent Catholic, and just the man
Humphreys wanted to reach. Hoyt be-
iieyed the accused judges tale Of woe
and when Hankey's fatal admissions
were made-at so much line?-HOyt
managed the whole case for the de-
fence and wrote the "'vinmcatiOn'
which Knox signed Later on when
cool weather came and men like John
W. Foster who knew the situation in
Hawaii returned to the capital, Rector
COnaty got some new light. What he
found out disturbed him nightly and
after a conference with IiOyt he sent
his nephew Farley out here as sort
of secrot-scrvice agent. Farley settled
down. talked with Bishop Ropert about
the missionary conspiracy" kept his
eyes and ears open and finally sent on
a report which put Humphreys on the
Departments black list. rhat ac-
counted for the cold frost which set
tied on Humphreys subsequent recon-
mendation for Judge in his place.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.

From Kauai ports, per stmr. Mika
hala. Sept. 23.-E. 7. Tannatt. Geo
II. Pain. +. Goudie, Quong Sam Sing
I.au Choy X. Holds, Miss Suhr, NJ. +.
Prosser, l.. w. Hart II. Hamana, II,
NJ. Won Holt. Mrs. II. NJ. Won Holt
Miss c. Trevclyan, Miss NJ. Il. Won
Holt, Master II. Won Holt, Miss H. Won
Holt, Master h. Won Holt, Mrs. Il,
IIaight, A. Haneberg, T.. l.. Cutting
and 50 deck.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
Telephone Main 20
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.


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pioha,.5.,,,, and ahuJ NJ pIahordson
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
THE TRUTH ABOUT THE BOY.

The boy stood on the burning deck
He felt he ought to stay
Because IL he should skip the ditch
His dad to him would say:
Now Johnny, wherefore dids't thou
flew
The coop, when | had said
That you should tend the fiiCk'ring fire
Before you went to bed?"
So boy kept standing, on the deck,
His feet We're getting hot.
And there was nowhere else to stand
But on his feet, he thought,
His dad cried loud from OFF the beach
Johnny, man the windlass!"
Il can't" said boy, But save my life!
Send me out Douglas!" rf
.
Bath has picture Of the boy going
ashore on a Douglas crate.
"For Rent" cards on sale at Bulletin
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
G. A. 2. CAMPFIRE.

Those in charge of the G. A r.
campfire in the Elks hall. corner Of
Beretania and Miller streets. this
evening. have arranged an excellent
program, The numbers will be as fol.
lows: Recitation; The Army; The
Navy" by Capt L. S. &. White:
THE G. A. r.; The Press; The
President by Judge arorris NJ. Estee,
Between each toast will be a song and
at the end there will be a recitation
and the singing Of America.
Some OF those who have been asked
to respond 10 toasts have not yet Civ
en- their consent so that their names
cannot be used.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
NEW e TO-DAY
NOTICE.

Persons desiring vegetable seeds
may obtain the same on personal ap.
plication at the Office Of the Board or
by addressing a letter to the EXecu.
tive Officer stating varieties desired.
HENRY L. COOPER.
Secretary and Executive Officer
Board of Commissioners of Agri'
culture and Forestry.
Honolulu. September 90, 1903.
2GjI.3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
ARRIVED.

Wednesday. Sept. 90.
O. =. :. SOnOma. Herman, from
san Francisco. at s a. III.
Stmr. Mikahala. Gregory, from IA,
uai ports. at 1850 a. m.
Stmr. Lehua, Napala, from MolOkai
ports. at m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
PASSENGERS DEPARTED.

For Kauai ports. per stmr, w. g,
Hall, Sept. 22.-Miss A. Thronas, JOIN
Dyer, Mrs. c. II. Bishop, G. X. Gray
l.. All Took, Mrs. Junius Kaae. r. lshi
kawa and secretary, Mkt Saito, c,
ShiOZawa.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
First quarter OF the moon on the 2Sth

Weather Bureau Punahou Sept %
- Temperature Morning minimum
70; midday maximum, 81.
Barometer at 3 Il. m, 1908. steady.
Dew Point. G7F
Humidity ut 4. m. G6 per cent.
Wind light, n. e.. weather, fair.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
TO SAIL TO-DAY.

Stmr. Lehua. Napala, for Maui, Mo-
lokai and Lanai ports, at y. m.
o. 5. 5. Sonoma. Terriman, for the
Colonies, at y. M.
A. II. ;. 5. Ncvadan, WeCdcn, for
kahuui. u. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
S,6 FORT STREET.

Patroni2e home industry: when you
need starch, order Pia, or Hawaiian
starch. All grocers keep It for sale;
costs no more and is superior to any
imDOrted
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
BORN

MACKINTOsH-In this city, Sunday
Sept. 2Oth 1903, to Mr.. and Mrs. D.
A. Macintosh, a son.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
A. N. Campbell,

The BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN.
DEx, published In the Saturday 8uIle-
tin and the Weekly Edition, gives q
concise and complete resume of all 10
gal notices, calls for tenders judg.
ments, building permits and real es
tate Transactions. Evening Bulletin,
rs cents per month. Weekly Bulletin
81 per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-23
WANTS
Cor Want Column See Page six
LOST

LosT-Pass book No. 1878 on First
Am. Savings x Trust Co. Please re-
turn to bank. 2J6I-3w
, 1903-01-26

work in the practical as we'll as clas-
steal departments The business and
commercial course, the school Of
mines and mechanical engineering are
departments effectively organized and
of especial value to the youth OF Wyom-
ing in this strenuous industrial age
The college, like the state, Is an ad-
vancing and developing institution,
capable of giving the highest all round
culture, as well as special and tech
nical education for practical life, and
should receive the support of our citi
zens individually as well as by proper
legislative action
, 1903-01-26
Mind Your pa and Q,s.

That very familiar admonition took
Its rise froIa a custom which prevailed
in the inns Of the olden times, when
the simple accounts Of the devotees
Of the flowing bowl were kept on a
blackboard hung in the drinking room,
plainly showing-with P. for pints and
@. for quarts-how the P's and Q's
were being scored up against the bib
ulous guests. Whenever a patron was
likely to reach 4 state Of inebriety, or
was observed to be getting too deeply
In debt, he was jokingly told to mind
his P's and Qis, II every one followed
this advice to-day the world would be
vastly better OF.
, 1903-01-26
As OTHERS SEE US.
What They Are Saying and Doing
About It in Cheyenne, Wyo.

To anyone in Laramie annoyed
with an aching back or any of the
c~onseQuents which follow in the wake
OF that far too prevalent trouble, kid
ney complaint, the following evidence
should prove of untold value:
Mr.. Leroy Grant, state auditor, with
Offices in the state capitol, residence
2214 Capitol avenue, Cheyenne, Wye.
gave the following for publication in
the month of May, 1899. 1t is exactly
as Mr.. Grant expressed himself, and
should be doubly interesting when
confirmed in an interview consider
ably owe three years after it first ap-
peared in the Cheyenne papers. Mr..
Grant said: Il am not counting pub
licity when | state that Doan's Kidney
Pills were used in my family and
brought unequivoCal benefit. When
there are SO many preparations on the
market, all claiming especial merit, a
sufferer is in doubt as to which to Sc
lect. Basing my opinions on actual
facts, l advise anyone annoyed with
backache or weakened or overexcited
kidneys to try Doan's Kidney Pills.
They will not be disappointed" In
the month of November, 1902, Mrs.
Leroy Grant confirmed the above as
follows: Mr.. Grant gave for publica-
ton in May, 1899, a statement about
Doan's Kidney Pills. During the three
years and a half which have passed
that statement has repeatedly ap-
peared in the Cheyenne papers, and
Mr.. Grant has never lost an oppor.
tunity Of corroborating it in personal
interviews. We have told a great
many people that dependence could
be placed on Doan's Kidney Pills, and
we know of quite a few cases where
the treatment brought decidedly sat
isfactory results. l am pleased to re
endorse the original statement made
by Mr.. Grant"
Just such emphatic Endorsement
can be had right here in Laramie
Drop into Laramie Drug Co. and ask
what their customers report.
For sale by all dealers. Price Sc
cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buf
falo, N. Y, sole agents for the United
States.
| Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
, 1903-01-26

One Of the most complete and per.
fectly equipped lines of railway in the
west is the line of the CHICAGO and
Northwestern Ry. between, Omaha
and Chicago. 1t is double tracked the
entire distance, operated on the block
signal system, the track is laid with
heavy rails. well ballasted and main
tanned in the highest state of efficiency
Three trains a day from Denver, Og-
den, Salt Lake and Cheyenne, three
from San Francisco two from Port
land and five from Omaha to Chicago
daily, give to the great west the
highest quantity Of service. Solid
through trains daily to Chicago from
all the points named.
All Ticket Agents sell tickets via this
line. D. W. Aldridge. General Agent,
80 18th st. Denver, Colo.
, 1903-01-26
Raw Egg for a Ionic.

A raw egg is an excellent tonic and
is very Strengthening. If prepared
In the following way 1t is really a
delicious drink, says the Philadelphia
Press. Put the yolk of an egg into
a dish with a teaspoonful Of white
sugar, and a teaspuonful or orange or
lemon juice, and beat lightly together
with a fork. Put the whites on a plate
and add a pinch Of salt; then with a
broad-bladed knife beat it to a stiff
froth. Now. as lightly as possible,
mix all together in the dish, then as
lightly transfer it to a clean tumbler.
which 1t will nearly fill II properly
made. 1t must not stand In ?. warm
place, as it soon becomes liquid and
loses its snowy look. Any fruit juice
may be used in place Of orange or
lemon.
, 1903-01-26

A bill introduced by Representative
Hardin of Sheridan county carries an
appropriation of 500. 800 for a branch
OF the Wyoming general hospital at or
near the city of Sheridan. The money
is to be raised by "A levy of one-half mill
for the year 1903. While hospitals are
large degree, more actual good for the
people is accomplished through their
operation. Another strong argument in
favor OF this northern institution lies
in the act that the north has few in
situations Of a public nature and the
people Of that portion of the state are
making demands that cannot be ig-
nored.
, 1903-01-26

A mar who more than got his
moneys worth from the Weighing
machines waddled up the aisle Of the
sleeping car In the wake Of the negro
porter.
We'll. where are you going to put
me this time. Eb?" he asked.
Right up hyah, sub. Uppah 10.
sub" Eb made a sweeping bow as
he indicated the berth with a waSe
Of his hand.
Upper 10? Haven't you got any
lower berths left?" asked the fat
man.
Not a lowah on de train. sub. II
dere was. sub. o know right well.
sub. you'd ~suhtainly hab it."
"Um-m-m."
The fat man eyed upper 13 critical
will it hold me-, Eb?" he asked
anxiously. you remember what hap
pened last time I slept in an upper
berth"
Deed l do. sub. deed I do! An
dat little thin nan down below you.
Oh, lawdy, lawdy! l fought he'd q
like t died wild fright"
An anxious face appeared between
the curtains of lower Is and surveyed
the speakers sharply.
We'll. that's all very funny to talk
about afterward. Eb. but I don't want
to go through anything like 1t again.
The question is. will this berth hold
me-"
The porter's face took on a grave
expression.
Why. l doan know. sub. I doan
see no reason why it shouldn't 'ceptin'
-pahdon me. but amt you a trile mo
fleshy dan what you was?"
The head again appeared between
the curtains of lower 10. This time
1t began to speak.
I-I-beg your pardon, sir" II
said. but if you prefer a lower berth,
why-er-beg-"
Tut, tut. tut" broke in the fat
man, hurriedly. Your offer Is very
kind. sir, but l really couldn't think Of
depriving you of your nights rest
And I am sure the upper will hold ali
right. I'm not in the least afraid,
assure you"
"Ah. but really. now, I insist. have
absolutely no preference. In fact,
know l shall rest much better in the
upper BERTH"
The head disappeared and a moment
later a weakened little man crawled
out in the aisle with q bunch Of Goth
, ing in one hand and q pair Of shoes
in the other.
81 insist. sir" The little mans tone
was almost defiant.
"Oh, well, of course, II you insist
smiled the fat man. bowling as low as
nature would permit him.
The porter made up the berths, and
ten minutes later the fat man was
snoring peacefully in lower Is.
It seemed to the thin man as he
' swung into upper Is that he say the
porter wink. But then, 1t may have
1 been q flicker of the lamp.
, 1903-01-26
KNEW HIM NO LONGER.
Thomas A. Edison Denies Acquaint.
ance With Dead Man.

Thomas A. Edison Denies Acquaint.
ance With Dead Man.
Thomas A. Edison has always been
a nan Of dry humor and he showed it
when he was examined as a witness
before Commissioner Shields. sitting
as a master in an action brought by
the New York Phonograph company
against the National Photograph com.
pany. The lawyer for the plaintiff
tried to entrap Edison many times.
but always without success. Once
when there was no other way of evad-
ing q question the inventor took ref.
uge /. his deafness, and turning to
his counsel obse-:cd, with a twinkle
in his eye: Curious business this
law; isn't it," He was asked: DO
you know Jesse H. Lippincott?" Il did
when he was alive answered Edison
calmly. His questioner took some
minutes to pull himself together be-
fore he resumed the examination,
while a ghost Of q smile fickered
over the countenance Of the sage Of
Menlo Park.
, 1903-01-26
Toistoi's Accommodation,

The question is being raised in Rus.
sia Of removing the ecclesiastical cen
sure passed last year upon Count Toll
stoi. In an evidently inspired article
published by q leading journal in
Moscow, u st. Petersburg CORE
spondent states that the view was
expressed that the accommodation
which resulted from a misunderstand-
ing which could be easily removed by
= frank statement on the part Of
Count Tolstoi himself. The CORE
spondent adds that a prelate in the
confidence Of the Metropolitan of Mos.
COW recently went to visit Tolstoi at
his residence-with what result is un.
known.-Newcastle Chronicle.
, 1903-01-26
USRPuL AND NOVEL CLOCKS
No Longer Any Excuse for Forgetting
Appointments.

No Longer Any Excuse for Forgetting
Appointments.
In Geneva q very novel and useful
clock has Just been constructed. Its
principal feature is a phonograph,
which will reproduce to-morrow and
at precisely the same hour any words
that may be spoken into 1t to-day.
The usefulness Of such q timepiece
II manifest. Suppose, for example,
you have an important appointment
for tomorrow at 5 o'clock In the even
ing and do not wish to forget 1t, all
that IL necessary for you to do is
to take the phonograph attached to
the clock and say into 1t. Il have an
appointment to-day with - at 5
o'clock" II you utter these words at
8 o'clock today they will be repro
duced at 3 o'clock tomorrow, and
thus you will have ample time to keep
your appointment.
As an aid to memory a knot in ones
handkerchief has hitherto proved of
much service, but it is certainly not
Is useful as this p%honograph clock.
, 1903-01-26

Consists in keeping all the main or
gans Of the body in healthy, regula.
action, and in quickly destroying dead.
ly disease germs. Electric Bitters reg.
ulate Stomach. Liver and Kidneys, pur.
lily the blood, and give a splendid ap.
petite. They work wonders in curing
Kidney Troubles, Female Complaints,
Nervous Diseases, Constipation, Dys.
pepsia and Malaria. Vigorous health
and strength always follow their use.
Only SOC, guaranteed by Chas. N. Set.
tele, pioneer druggist.
, 1903-01-26

In Charles Brookfeld's recent vol
ume of "reminiscences appears this
typical story of Englishmen's concep-
ton of Americans: MY father"
says Brookfeld. was dining one night
at the Oxford and Cambridge club
with George Venables. Frank Lush
ington, Tennyson and two or three
others. After dinner the poet insist
ed on putting his feet on the table.
fitting back his chair more Ameri-
cano.' There yer strangers in the
room and he was expostulAted with
for his uncouthness, but in vain. DO
put down your feet!' pleaded his host.
why should II retorted Tennyson;
I'm very comfortable as I am Every
ones staring at yod.' said another.
Let en- stare replied the poet placid
ly. Alfred said my father. people
will think you're Longfellow.' Down
went the feet"
, 1903-01-26

The crowned heads Of svery nation.
The rich men. poor men and missra
All Join in paying tribute to
Devvitt's Little Dariy Riss1s.
II. williams, San Antonio. Tex,
writes: Little BArly Risers Pills are
the best I ever used in my family. ]
unhesitatingiy recommend them TO
everybody. They cure Constipattoo,
Sick Headache. TORPID
Lives, Jaundics, malaria and an othss
Mvw trouhlA-L4ramia Drug Co.
I Stephenson, pharmacy
, 1903-01-26
A Scientific Discovery.

Kadol does for the stomach that
which it is unable to do for itself, even
when but slightly disordered or over.
loaded. Kodol supplies the natural
juices of digestion and does the work
of the stomach, relaxing the nervous
tension, while the inflamed muscles OF
that organ are allowed to rest and heal
Kodol digests what you eat and enables
the stomach and digestive organs to
transform all food into rich, red blood.
Laramie Drug Co., Williamson &
Stephenson. pharmacy graduates.
, 1903-01-26
Has Held Position lono,

Henry Neal, Speaker Henderson,
colored messenger, has occupied his
present position ever since his appoint
ment by Mr.. Randall. Then he said
he hailed from Pennsylvania, and as
succeeding speakers were chosen he
promptly changed his birthplace to the
various states from which they came.
It rather stumped him when he was
informed that Nj. Henderson was q
native of Scotland, but he compro-
missed by declaring himself a resident
Of Iowa On March I next he will
doubtless transfer his allegiance to
Danville, Ill. He has hardly v been
out Of Washington in his lie.
, 1903-01-26
crinoHns and Pompadours.


1t is hard to believe that the hoped
femininity Of crinoline days could
have been regarded ty contemporary
observers "a we'll dressed. As exhib-
tied at the Boston theater stage in
STANCE and Edwards comic opera, the
young women in their expansive per-
ipheries are simply comical, al
though very prettily gowned from the
point of view Of other days. Few per-
sons. we suspect, would care to see
crinoline come back. but there is
something to be said Of the doing up
Of women's front hair forty years ago.
1t compares favorably with the pain
fully prevalent bogus pompadOur style
of the present day.-Boston Tran
script.
, 1903-01-26
Finds way To Live Long.

The startling announcement Of a
Discovery that will surely lengthen life
is made BY editor o. H. Downey OF
Churubusco, Ind. Il wish to state" he
writes. that DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption 10 the most infallible
remedy that I have ever known for
Coughs, Colds and Grip. It's invaluable
to people with weak lungs Having
this wonderful medicine, no n need
dread Pneumonia or Consumption. it,
relief IL instant and cure certain" G.
N. settele. the pioneer druggist, will
guarantee every Soc and $1.o0 bottle,
and give trial bottles free.
, 1903-01-26

Secretary Hay is the most dIgnihed
of men. At the cabinet meeting last
Friday he told q story Of an expert
eice he had when he went to New
York early last week. He took the
midnight train, and in the morning
stopped at the station restaurant in
Jersey City to get a cup Of coffee.
While he was drinking his coffee and
nibbling a roll a large. red.faced man
who was not at all impressed by dig
nifty nudged the secretary Of state
with a vigorous elbow. and pointing to
the sugar. ssid:
Say, sport. ferry owe the confec.
tionery. will yon?"-New York World
, 1903-01-26
The Really Tryino Weather.

Arctic and Antarctic travellers that
which is commonly called In temper
ate regions raw weather" is much
more trying than the rigors of ex-
treme high or low ATTITUDES. This
view is emphatically shown by Lieut..
Peary. 1t was rather a chilly after
noon and the nan Of Arctic fame was
closely wrapped In q heavy overcoat,
the collar turned up over his ears.
He sat Just over a heater In q street
car and the Chicagoan, who felt quite
comfortable on the platform, was
much surprised.
, 1903-01-26

Frank H. Eggleston guarantees ~.
cry bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and will refund the money to
anyone who Is not satisfied after using
twothirds Of the contents. This IL the
best remedy in the world for Il grippe.
coughs, colds. Group and wAooping
cough and IL pleasant and safe to take.
It prevents any tendency Of . cold to
in pnsumoniA.