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Not we1eome In Mexico

A correspondent of the Vienna Zeit
writes that, notwithstanding the hon
ors heaped upon Prof.. Adolf Lorenz in
the United States. hardly any atten.
ton was paid to him in Mexico He
was not invited to demonstrate his
method, and the local German as well
as the Mexican doctors kept aloof
from him. The Austrian ambassador,
Count Hohenwart. however. gave 6
dinner in his honor
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Then There Was Trouble.

Young Miss Blank. to try her young
mans fidelity, asked her intimate friend
to beg him to kiss her as he was taking
her home one night. A few days later
Miss Blank met her friend. and the fol-
lowing conversation occurred:
did you ask John?" -
mo: didn't get chance. He asked
me first."-Tit-Bits. sG
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Unjust.

Faultfinding Customer-Those eggs
are week old, to my certain knowledge,
and yet you've kept that sign Fresh
Eggs" sticking up in the basket all that
time.
Grocer's Clerk (righteously Indignantly
You're mistaken. ma'am. 1 change
that sign every morning.-Chicago Trib-
ure
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
Health Note.

Employer-Mr. Redink, you got off
yesterday afternoon under the plea of
being ill. saw you afterwards going to
the races and you didn't appear at all
unwell.
Clerk-You ought to have seen me
after the second race, sir; was bad
enough then-Tit-Bits.
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The AngIom nniac.

ape the English fashion,
ape the English walk;
It's ever been my passion
To ape the English talk;
And It's this great accession
This aping pow'r, / think
Has given the impression
That I'm the missing link.
Brooklyn Eagle.
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Accounted For.

Yes, she's a charming woman
That is, as charmers go;
And no one ever heard her
Dispensing tales of woe.
AS to her neighbors' doings,
She is discreetly mum
S. Perhaps the secret of it is
The lady's deaf and dumb.
Cincinnati Enquirer. |
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Matfer On Busineaa.

Stringem-There goes a man who
makes $25- a day, on an average. yet he is
always looking down in the mouth.
Nibleton-Becarse why Is that?
Stringem-Becauset that's what he gets
,aid for He's dentist.-Cincfnnati
ENQUIRER
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Green Corn omelette.

Score the rows and scrape out the pulp
OF i've small, plump ears of corn Mi1
with i've well-beaten eggs, one teaspoon
full Of cream and salt and pepper to sea-
son. Have a sheet-iron frying pan. no,
and buttered. Pour in the mixture and
shake and tilt the pan until it is evenly
cooked. Roll and serve on a hot platter,
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09

Readville, Mass,
the other day. she
not only estab-
lished a worlds
record but turned
a trick which has
been the ambition
of the trotting
horse world. to
reach since Maud
S. brought the
mark within hall
ing distance. The
race will doubtless
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09

a pupil of the old
time reinsman, R.
S. Carr, who in
the SOS enjoyed
the distinction of
owning two of the
greatest trotters
of the day-DiXie,
2::30, and Tackey,
1926. At that time
Mr.. Sanders was
just branching out
as a successful
driver. The black
horse. GUY. which
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
Lunar Volcanoes,

1t is suggested by Prof Pickering
that the streaks which radiate from
lunar craters-one from Tycho is LOO
miles long are caused by pumice
thrown out by the Volcano
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Ra.ed ON Experience.

my dear" asked Mrs. Wedderly,
what's the difference between idealism
and realism?"
"Idealism,"-replied the son-in-law of
DER mother, sis loves young dream"
Yes" said the other half. land real
sm?"
oh" answered the masculine end OF
the sketch, that's what matrimony
bumps one up against. Cincinnati
enquirer
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
Real Thing.

do you know anything about the rule
Of three?" asked the drummer.
well, guess yes" replied the grocer
with the weary facial expression. "I've
got wife. two-year-old daughter and
amother-in-law."- Chicago Daily News.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
Two Sides.

There are always two sides to a
question:" said the broad-minded man.
That's true" answered Senator Sor-
yhum, land the question must always
be carefully studied to ascertain which
side is going to pay the best. Wash
ngtOn Star.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
Did He Keep On.

Madam" asked the polite stranger,
is the smell of 81 IKE disagreeable to
:ou?"
81 don't know Madam" replied: mo
gentleman ever has smoked in my pres
mce."-N. y. Times.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
Rig French Cum,

Fifty tons is the weight and II
miles the effective range of cannon
which has Just .:een mounted at Lori
emit 1t Is stated to be the largest
on the French coast
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09

Il understand that your husband wa
one of the lambs in Wallstreet."" said the
woman who likes to. talk things over.
Whoever said that doesn't know any
thing about Charley's disposition" said
young Mrs. Torkins. He was more like
a raging lion than a lamb.
ton Star
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
The Bargain Hunter.

The Bargain Hunter.
He-Where are you going, dearf
She-I'm going shopping.
But you haven't got cent in your
pockets"
Then I'll have more room to hold the
samples. "-Yonkers Statesman.
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No Judge.

Young Artist-It's an outrage to have
such an ignoramus as Puffers on hang
ing committee.
Friend-No judge of art, Ell?
Young Artistic is a half-idiot
Why sir. he thought my cows were
horses.-N. Y Weekly.
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Success Assured.

Jaggles-The members of that explor-
ing party seem confident that they will
make wonderful scientific discoveries
Have they good reasons for thinking
so?
Waggles-The best. They have taken
a press agent along.-N. Y. Times.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09

rs your son going back to college?"
Yes" answered Farmer Corntossel.
Doesn't he know enough?" 80
Yes; he's got book learnin', but from
the way he's been helpin' around, the
place this summer reckon he needs .
few more athletics "-Washington Star
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
At the SeashOre.

Can you swim ?" she asked.
NO" he answered, "but can hold
you up while you're trying to learn"
THAT is all that is necessary" shs
cried, joyously.
. And so they went into the water
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
EntireIy Proper Then.

Figg-You have seen Jones wife. wha.
is she like? Should you call her pretty3
FoggI might II / were talking t.
JoneS.-Stray Stories. /, =
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On the sabbath. 5

Tommy! stop that noise, and GONE
here to me-" said Mrs. Phamie .Bo'
you know whose day this is ?" s,
= Yes,< ma'am." replied Tommy.
promptly. ExFx g. sSsA sss<ss.
whose 70 ;t,s kzz1
"Bridget's. Mary Ann was out last
Sunday."-Philadeiph Press. s.
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Esteem.

That Mary's lamb was dear to her
IT'S very safe to bet;
But when the meat trust sent II out
That lamb wasdearer yet.
Washington Star
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SPORTS AND
ATHLETICS

When Lou Dillon, the sensational
trotting mare, stepped mile in 200 at
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
NC Hang of the cane.

IN get the hang of this game In q
minute" said the gambler who had been
caught cheating in Arizona.AYaIe Rec
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
Rather E.oti.tical.

Il never argue with fools,D said
Crankleigh.
Because why?" asked the bartender
Because when they don't agree with
me l feel sorry for them" replied the
homegrown philosopher; "and when
they do agree with me L feel sorry for
myself. Cincinnati Enquirer..
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
AGood Conscience.

We can do nothing well without JOY.
and a good conscience which is the
ground Of joy.-Dib5es.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
A Smile.

This world is like a puzzle page
With problems ever new;
They seem so hard to solve and yet
So easy when you're through!
Washington Star
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09

Willard F. Sanders, who drove Lou
Dillon in her record-breal1ing race, is
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09

The Victim-I say, barber. that's the
best soap I've tasted yet.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1903-10-09
Dinerent Opinion.

$50 young Robinson wants to marry
you, Ell? Such impudence!"
why, papa! think he shows very
good taste."-C Chicago American.
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The Triumph OF Reason.
"And you gave him your hearth
''Oh. mamma. how could ! withhold
it, after he had confessed himself utters
~ unworthy Of it?''-Detroit Free Press.
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Not Lamblike.

ladeiphia Press.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
At the Post

All men off duty in Co. A, 4th.
Inf, reported to the post surgeon
at the hospital at $50 this morn
ing for vaccination. The men of
that company who were necessarily
absent will report tomorrow morn
ing at the same hour, and also the
men of Company B, who are off
duty. 1t will take four or five days
to vaccinate the troops of the entire
command, officers and civilian en-
ployes included.
Among other repairs at the post,
a new roof Of shingles is being put
on the commissary store house,
about one-fourth of which is com
pleted.
The school term for enlisted men
at the post ends March II, and for
officers March 81.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
PURELY PERSONAL

Collector Maris went to the Point
this morning.
Rangers Wallace and Bates left
today for Alice.
Captain Cooper Walker returned
to the Point yesterday
T. J. Hooks went to Hidalgo by
Yesterdays Matamoros train.
Mrs. Woodhouse has been i'll for
several days, but was able to be up
today.
The captain of the schooner Fam
ME came up from the coast last
evening, returning today.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
Crew Return to
Abandoned Schooner.

The schooner Fannie, which was
abandoned by her crew off Brazos
Santiago last Sunday, being given
up for lost, did not go dnwn As
it was seen that there was no fur
Their danger of her sinking. the
crew returned to the schooner, and
succeeded in bringing her inside
the wharf at Point Isabel, where
her remaining cargo was taken off
yesterday. She lost about one-third
of her cargo of lumber, 5000 feet
having been washed overheard into
the Gulf.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
TEXAs NOTES.

A bill has passed the house Great
ing the county Of Reagan from the
west half Of Tom Green county,
The $4,000 acre Ross ranch in
Kenney county has been sold at
50 an acre.
The state treasury receipts from
sales and leases of land during Jan
uary amounted to nearly $4,000.
The heaviest snow in twenty
years fell in the Texas Panhandle
last Sunday.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
BARGAINS IN LAND.

For sale in Hidalgo County, Tex
as. a number of tracts of land rang
ing from 800 to 1000 acres, at the
remarkably low figure Of from $3.50
to 81 per acre. These tracts have
a frontage on the Rio Grande River
and are specially adapted to the
growing Of fruits, rice, cane, cotton,
corn and all kinds of garden truck.
For descriptions and price call on
or write JOHN CLosSER,
Hidalgo Texas.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
Late Items.

The Cuban government has
authorized bond issue for $50, 600,
600 to raise funds to pay the Cuban
soldiers.
Bound books imported into Mex
leo must pay duties hereafter.
The Car OF Russia is taking a
personal interest in the work of
relief for the famine sufferers of
Finland, and ordered necessary
measures to be put into effect
without delay.
Five hundred Chinese soldiers
were killed in an ambush by rebels
in the province of Kwang-Si-
Millionaires at Philadelphia have
subscribed 100000 toward the
establishment of an academy of
art.
Secretary Hay has invited
foreign countries to participate in
the Good Roads convention to be
held at St. Louis in April
Germany Will establish a line of
swift and handsome steamers be-
tween Hamburg and the Gulf ports
of Mexico.
President Roosevelt writes an
open letter to the editor of the
Atlanta Constitution concerning
the appointment OF negroes to office
in the South, and saying that the
race of the appointees did not
influence him, only their fitness
being considered.
The Mexican authorities have
notified collectors at Texas border
towns that the rate Of exchange for
March is 249.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
BOIL WEEVIL APPRO-
PRIATION PASSES.

The original provision of the
house committee on agriculture for
the expenditure of $4,000 on
experiments looking to the diseov-
cry of an effective method OF cop
ing with the boil weevil pest in
Texas. was included in the ag-
ricultural appropriation bill agreed
to by the senate on Tuesday,
February a. This means that there
VIII be no fafher difficulty in the
matter and the appropriations will
be available within a few days
So. Pac. Literary Bureau.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
A HeaIthfuI Country, Too.

"You did not say all that might
have been said in favor of the
Brownsville country as a rice
country" remarked a visitor here
from Wharton county to the editor
last evening, discussing the edito-
rial in Yesterdays HERALD on that
subject
I have been looking every
where" continued the gentleman,
for a good rice country that is also
a healthful one, and 1 have found
II here. ! have not learned of 4
single case of malaria, or chills and
fever, in this section, during the
several weeks that have been here
This is another great advantage
of the lower Rio Grande region as a
rice growing country, which should
be emphasized. The fact is one of
great Importance to persons who
wish to engage n rice culture, and
at the same time enjoy the blessing
of health.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
ABOUT TOWN

Sore arms will be epidemic at the
post in a day or two.
Mexican money has risen
slightly. exchange now being , 30.
Work is progressing rapidly on
L. K. Goodrich's residqnce, which
will soon be completed.
DR.. Joe Combe, the post surgeon,
Is a busy man these days, with sew
eral hundred arms to operate on
with vaccine points.
The steam lighter Luzon came in
today with load OF freight from
the Manteo, which will arrive on
this afternoons train.
Railway Stock.-For sale One
Hundred (1O0) Shares of the Rio
Grande Railway, value Of 800 each,
for $50 per share For particulars
call at THE HERALD office.
Macmillan l, which Will be
played in Matamoros tonight by
the Solorzano company, is a favor
tie drama on the Mexican stage.
That enterprising young rice
planter, d. G. Wood, is making all
Others green with envy, by the pro-
gress he is making He has planted
a hundred acres of rice already,
and is keeping things humming on
his place. \ number of other plan
tiers also have begun running their
seeders and have covered some
ground, while others will begin in
a few days. 1t Is very busy time
on the rice plantations just now.
\ fine cabbage-head, which is
perfectly sound and hard and,
though of comparatively moderate
size, weighs five pounds and ten
ounces, was presented to the editor
this morning by Frank Champion,
as a sample Of the big truck patch
which he has few miles out OF
town. Mr.. Champion has fully five
thousand cabbages on his place
which average about the same quail
itv as this head, and all he wants
is market, to realize a handsome
sum on the investment. There is
no doubt that this will be one OF
the greatest truck growing regions
on earth, as soon as We have rail
transportation to get the products
10 market.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
TRAGEDY AVERTED.

Just in the nick of time our lit
tie boy was saved" writes Mr.. w.
Watkins of Pleasant City, Ohio.
pneumonia had played sad havoc
with him and terrible cough set
in besides. Doctors treated him, but
he grew worse every day. At length
we tried DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, and our darling
was saved. He's now sound, and
we'll" Everybody ought to know,
its the only sure cure for Coughs,
Colds and all Lung diseases. Guar
anteed by J. l.. Putegnat & Bro,
Druggists. Price soc. and $1.O0.
Trial bottles free.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05

To Intermediate points at proper
tionate prices.
For further particulars, see
MANUEL CARDENAs AGUILAR.
Matamoros, Mexico.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05

The most dangerous thing about
lie is that word, once uttered,
can never be obliterated. Someone
has said that lying is a worse crime
than counterfeiting. There is some
hope of following up bad coins I'M
til they are all recovered; but an
evil word can never be overtaken.
The mind of the nearer OF reader
has been poisoned, and human de-
vice cannot reach in and cleanse
it. Lies can never be called back.
Exchange.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
IT SAVED HIS LEG.

P. A. Danforth of LaGrange, Ga,
suffered for six months with fright
full running sore on his leg; but
writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve
wholly cured it in five days. For
Ulcers, Wounds, Piles, its the best
salve'in the world. Cure guaranteed.
Only % cts. Sold by J. L. Puteg-
nat & Bro, druggists.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
LIE KNEWT ALL.

Little Willie-"Say, pa, did
Solomon know more than anybody
that ever lived?"
Pa-"He did, my son-wit+l the
exception of your 1S-year-old
brother George"
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
For SALE.

vt Point Isabel, house and lot,
including all outhouses. House in
GOOD order and situated on the
high bluff east of lighthouse, best
residence location.
For particulars apply to
Mrs. NJ. BAKER,
Point Isabel, Texas.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
BETTIE'S BITTER BUTTER.


1leburne Chronicle.
Bette Better bought some butter.
But" she said, "this buffers bitter;
III put it in my batter
1t will make the batter bitter;
But a bit of better butter
VIII make my batter better
So she bought bit o butter,
Better than the bitter butter,
And made her bitter batter
better.
So twas better Bette Better
Bought bit of better butter.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-03-05
San Miguel to Monterey.

Mail coaches carrying passengers
from Brownsville or Matamo-
ros, en- route to Texas points,
or to Monterrey, Mexico, con-
Meeting with Matamoros train.
Leave San Miguel at 3 p. M, Mon
days, Wednesdays and Fridays.
Leave Camargo at Top. m. thesame
days, for Mier, Cerralvo, Mon
terey and New Laredo.
FARES IN MEXICAN COIN.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-12-25
A Western WooIqrower.

Newcastle, Wyo.. Dec. 21.-There Is
man in this place who claims that no
one need suffer with backache, as he
has proven in his own case that 1t can
be completely and permanently cured.
His name is S. c. Hoist, and he is
stoci raiser and woolgrower
II was shearing sheep at the time
the hrst pain came on" says Mr. Hoist.
Il wa 20 bad for two years after
wards that | could hardly sit down.
and when once down it was almost i'm
possible for me to get up again.
Il tried all the medicine could hear
of and several doctors without help,
not even for a moment. | used Dodd's
kidneF Pills and they made a new
man ont of me. felt as If there was
new blood in my veins. | am as stout
in the back as a mule and can lift and
work as hard as | please without an
ache or pain in any part OF my body.
1t is now over year since they
cured me and | can say there is not
healthier man in Wyoming than l am,
and before using Dodd's Kidney Pills
there was not more complete physi-
cal wreck in the whole country than
was"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-12-25

each family has its own oven.
Naturally they are a religious peo-
pie. and though still holding to the
old faith. their church is under the
care of the Presbyterian Synod OF
North Carolina. The Rev. Henri Gar
rou, a fine looking man, educated in
several countries. is not only the pas
tor of the colony, but its financial
agent and general adviser. When they
first came they made his home the
chief storehouse, kept their COWS in
his lot, their horses in his stables, and
their food supplies in his granary.
This has ceased, now that private
buildings have gone up. The barns
are almost as fine as the dwellings,
and both good. for the Waldensian is
most kind to his stock.
Many stories are told of the honesty
of the people. and typical one is of
wine dealer who returned a cent to
a mountaineer who had purchased a
gallon of wine because the jug held a
little short of full measure. The Wal
densan vineyards produce about five
thousand gallons of wine annually.
At this particular time the church peo-
pie of the state, especially Scotch
Presbyterians. are waging war on
liquor. and the Waldensian practices
are going to be looked into.
Valdese has one manufacturing en-
terprse, the Waldensian hosiery mill,
owned by two brothers of the minis
ter. Many of the men and women
learned the mill business in France
and Switzerland and have a special
aptitude for textile work The mill
has been running year, and is said
to be making money.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-12-25
ENGLAND AMAZES RED MAN.
Returning Indian Tells of Ignorance
EXISTING Abroad

IN Indian stopped in Philadelphia
on his way to Omaha. He had been to
London, participating in wild west
melodrama there, and it was amusing
to hear him describe the ignorance re-
garding his race that exists abroad.
An Englishman," he said, thinks
that red man can run from 200 to
225 miles n day without effort He
thinks an Apache can overtake a deer.
In fact, | read in London a short story
describing how, in a fifteen-mile run.
an Apache caught deer, choked it to
death, and ate its heart raw.
THE English believe that an Indian
is so generous he would give away the
clothes on his back. | was accosted
by hosts of beggars in London. and
they couldn't understand why | didn't
hand out half-croSn to each of them
They also think an Indian will endure
the severest pain without finching.
out of pride. A young English girl
stuck a pin in my leg at a restaurant
one night, and was surprised when
said Ouch and swore."