Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-07-31
BY BPoN MLAr1o

News Note-Sarah Ann Flanagan,
wife Of Michael Patrick Flanagan, was
before Judge. O'Toole yesterday on a
warrant sworn out by her husband.
The charge was "neglecting her home
and leaving the children for Mike to
care for while she paraded the streets
in her best clothes and cleaned news
notes from her neighbors." This re-
minds Of ION agin, on agin, gone agin,
Flanagan"
Sarah Ann Flanagan, wife of Michael Pat.
Sailed down to town agin in her pic-thurs
hat!
Left Michael Flanagan in a pretty fix;
Baby to wash agin and some dough to
mix.
Poor Patrick Flanagan did the dishes. too,
Trotted the kid agin made pertater stew.
Sarah Ann Flanagan got so scandlous gay
She went out agin every other day!
This" said Mike Flanagan. may be 3ol-
ly sport
For Mrs. Flanagin-but me to the courtw
Judge to Mrs. Flanagan said with sternest
zest
"Iv'ry day yer gone agin firm yer little
nest;
Hist! oh. Mrs. Flanagan. in yer glad-ras
IT'S almost an awful sin. carryin on like
those!
And to make yez good agin. faithful to
Go Mrs; Flanagan an shoot yer pic-thurs
Now Mrs. Flanagan. wife of Michael Pat.
Is back on her eggs agin. What dye
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Three New York supreme court jus
tees have decided that a man may
wear his hat while eating restaurant
lunch. 1t is evident that man in
New York does not gain sustenancs
through the same avenue as a woman
imbibes religion or theatrical fan.
tastes.
SSS
The latest coup de grace of New
York feminine society is the DOMINIC
Of male hose, with the regulation
mans garter. This reminds of bit
Of not over nice and somewhat irrev.
erent verse that runs something like
this
That blows our skirts knee high.
But God Is just
And sends the dust,
That blows In the bad mans eyer
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The new king of Servia should NOT
% scoffed at for being the descend.
ant Of swine seller. We feel like
we would enjoy descending 10
(s)wine seller ourselves to-day with
the thermometer 80 in the shade and
very little shade.
There is only one thing that raises
more dust on the boulevard than the
devil wagon. You know what that 10
two devil wagons. And sometimes
there are as many as seven with elev.
en- coming block away.
~
One of the saddest thoughts that
comes to young man graduate 10
that father seems to notice him put
ting his feet under the table at meal
time and him just getting ready to
halter and tame the wide, wide world.
too!
~
A writer claims the dog star Sir
us, causes the heat. A case of hot
dog probably-but we hope the
warm little rascal never gets to chas.
ng his tail. It's hot enough now.
This is Serius.
SSS
BACK TO THE WOODS!
IN the golden summer weather
When the clouds float light together
An the sky Is wearin' lingerie
Made o. haze
When the sunbeams are so yeller
That they almost burn Teller
AS he hikes along the pavement
Hot Always
n the torrid summer weather
When the lilies break from tether,
Noddin' white upon the waters
Bupyant breast
When the woods are real invitin', Ii
When the rabbits go a-skitin',
An the turtle dove croons softly
On her nest
hen tits time to sort O. wander
% the sun-kissed hills out yander.
Where the zephyrs are a talkin'
To the trees;
ust fergit yer work an worry
Where the country, sweet and purry
Blows the cobwebs from yer brain cells
On the breeze!
here are pastoral scenes-and QUIET
wen though you have to buy It
At steen dollars by the week Of
Cash right down. "a
here the air Is pure as honey,
here you breathe away your money
"Out of town."
SSS
A bank cashier of Boulder, Color.
do. advertises in the Herald for work
fter banking hours. He says he has
ought new scythe and is prepared
, cut grass or weeds on short notice.
utting coupons is evidently not lucrar