Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-22

ger in the pie is worth two out

II o must be foolish, be foolish in
private.
A vein of sentiment lie all right If it
isn't all in vain.
1t takes a very high temperature to
melt charity.
A woman judges her neighbor by
her clothesline.
Man reaps what he sows, but woman
sews what she rips.
The summer girl believes In syndi-
eating her affections.
The saddest words of tongue or pen
are: "I told you So"
The fondness for a high old time has
laid many a man low.
Worry over money matters has kill
ed more creditors than debtors.
What's the use of stealing kisses
when you can borrow them.
Is better to burn your bridges be-
hind you than in front OF you.
This is the land OF the free-until
&&
you get mixed up in politics.
The power of the city real estate
owner lies in bis front feet.
MANY a man who is in the swim
feels like a fsh out OF water.
Every sweet girl graduate thinks 1t
is up to her TO reform some mar.
No Maude dear, the helm of a ship
is not located In the Storage.
The hero's reputation is never quite
safe until he is dead and buried.
Some men prefer the glass of fash
ion and some the cup that cheers.
Corn on the cob makes the g%lutton
smile from ear to q
What has become of the old-fash-
toned woman who swooned?
Even the hippopotamus realizes
that beauty is only skin deep.
Some people pray for rain and then
kick If it comes on picnic day.
The girl who fishes for compliments
doesn't always catch a husband.
Lots of people would rather not own
the things they a borrow.
Out of a Thousand girl piano players
only one a play.
Was there ever q visiting girl who
helped with the work?
A woman's laundry bill in summer
must be something enormous,
When it comes to being a fool, 1t is
no conceit to claim versatility.
Insomnia is one thing and a night
mare is another. Take your choice.
Even the man with a lot of money
isn't always content with bis let.
Those microbes in the ice cream
must be having q good time these
days.
Domestic discord is an apple of
which the man in the case gets the
core.
When a woman begins to draw a
man out she has a plan on tap for pull
ling him in.
Some people haven't sense enough
to use a hint If they had sense enough
to take it.
In order to dramatic some novels
it's only necessary to amputate the
plot.
Nothing troubles the average mar
less than the troubles of his neigh
bors.
Bachelors may lead blissful lives.
but you can't make a spinster believe
it.
Some women confide in men for the
purpose of extracting secrets from
them.
There is certainly enough money
spent on the road to ruin to keep it IL
excellent repair.
It's curious how affection and con
lection are made to harmonic by the
summer girl.
When compared with the tailor
made woman appearances are agains
the self-made man.
The queer things a woman wear
don't puzzle a man as much as whl
she does it.
Every young person thinks the oil
exaggerate the value Of a clear con
science.
At the age of 127 this country's re
markable vitality may be attributes
to its wonderful constitution.
Men laugh at trouble and womel
cry over it, or at least that's the wa.
they usually act at q wedding.
Corn that doesn't work hard grow
ing today should be chased out OF th
country for vagraney.
Tt is only a question Of time whe'
this country will be compelled to legi'
late against the graphophone.
About the time that q girl begins {
ike pretty things to wear she discov
ers that her father is cranky.
After ell, a mar doesn't know wins
humiliation really Is II he has nevs
heard his love letters read IN court.
After 8 man reaches 80 don't expes
him to be as genial as he was at z