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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
A WORD TO FARM TOILERS.
PAINE'S CELERY
COMPOUND
The Home Friend of the
Farmer and His Family.

After the lahors and tolls OF the summer time,
and harvesting of crops in the early autumn,
many OF our farmers, their wives, daughters,
and sons, find themselves in n condition of
hcalsl demanding care full attention if suffering
$io he avoided late, on. Many experience
kidney trouble i'll some form: with some the
liver Is torpid: there is biliousncss, nausea, and
vomiting, with loss of appetite and depression
OF spirits. Thousands Who have been exposed
TO cold, damp winds and rains while toiling i'll
the harvest fields, now feel the twingcs of
terrible rhcunla,iSm: others run down by
worry, ovctwork. and irregular dieting, are
toImenicd with the rangs OF dyspepsia.
10 the thousands of run down, sickly, and
half dead men ana womcs, III farm homes we
recommend with all honesty and confidence
the workers tricnd, rainc's Celery Compound,
tic only medicine that can quickly and fully
restore strength to the weak body and viCor to
the muscles. Fainc's Celery Compound tones
the stomach: it removes poisonous acids from
the blood which cause rheumatism; it feeds
the weak and diseased nerves and lanishcs
neuralgia tortures; it puriGcs the blood and
gives true vitality and life. The use of Paine s
Celery Compound in autumn means the cstab.
fishing of perfect physical vigor to withstand
the rlgOrs OF p severe winter.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
Saving of Seed Corn.

1t gives but little trouble, yet re.
suits in great profit, for farmers to go
into their corn fields after the corn is
ready to gather and select the very
best .rs for seed. Let the quality
selected be as uniform as possible as
to the grain. Ears with grains close
ly set, taken from stalks that have
produced two good ears, are to be pre-.
ferred. These ears so selected should
be hung up in dry place with the
shucks back. A great many crops of
corn are grown in which dozen va
rieties may be found with every con-
ceivable mixture. Pure white corn,
not too hard or ainty, on large ears
and small cobs, is the best for all pur-
poses of the arm.-Southern Farm
Magazine.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
Subservient Officials.

Of the subserviency Of Russian
court officials many stories are told.
1t is said to pervade much Of the
whole Russian official world, reach
ing in the lower ranks the highest
point of absurdity and idiocy. A
Russian writer says that, when stu
dent of the Royal College Of Pre-
ceptors in Moscow, he witnessed the
following scene: The director Of
the college, III. Barsky, came in the
evening to our rooms to see whether
the students were at work, as some
Of them were wont to leave the
premises without permission. At the
entrance he met the beadlc, a retired
soldier.
Director-Are all students in?
Beadle-Exactly SO, your honor.
Director-Is Abramoyitch in too?
Beadls-Exactly so.
Director-You are liar, you vii
lain!
Beadle-Exactly so, your honor.
The scene continued in the same
strain and it appeared that the di-
rector had just before met Abramo-
witch out in the street, he being
wont frequently to absent himself
without permission.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
A Fraternai Cali.

The newspapers of q certain local
hty are severe on storekeepers who
3do not advertise properly. The fol-
lowing shows the method of attack:
1A donkey stepped into store, and
ahe proprietor approached the beast
5EAnd asked: What are you doing
here? You know this is no place
aor a donkey T am here said the
E2onkey, because I saw YOUR adver-
hsement on the fence that sur
bounds my pasture. know you, too,
must be donkey or you would place
Jour advertisement in a paper where
|3t'would be read BY people, not dom
akeys. Being lonesome today, I
1a3hought I would be neighborly and
make a fraternal call. Z
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
Anderson County Mutual Ben
eft Association of America,

Tho Anderson County Mutusl Benefit
Association of America writes tho cheap
est insurance Of the day. The plan la to
take one thousand people, mon and Wo-
men, bind then together in business
way To help each other in time of need
and trnnble. You only paw when one
die'. / you join now your first paymepk
pays you up until January, 1904, unlegr.
we lose one OF our members, If the hano
OF froviden"o should sever the silver
thread tha' holds the life Of ono OF our
loved one friend or neighbor, who
you'd hes ate moment on paying the
littlo sum II One Dollar aud ten cents to
replace rs" amount and pay expenses
paid out II doath claim. Consider the
matter, Namine and study our plan
1ou arc receiving insurance o protect
your fan lily II actual cost. DON'T stand
back. let our agencies writo you up at
once.
If there Is anything You wish 10 know
in regard Co the policy rall on any of the
agents and they will tnko pleasure in
explaining the pulley TO you. Remem-
ber this is tho only opportunity ever
presented 60 you at actual cost. You
o"e it to your family, you owe it to your
sell 10 secure their protection i'll case YOU
ara taken away from them. II yen are
over thirty years OF ago this ~ the only
chance you will have OF getting in i.
After 900 members have been secured
no ono over thirty gotH in, and he only
to replace a deceased member.
n. X. GREEN, Pres.
j. NJ. PAYNE, Sec. and Treas.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
Was Lookinu For a Man.

A traveller tells story of an
American in Scotland that illus
trates well the imperturbability of
the Scottish temperament.
The American, bicycler, came to
the shore Of q lonely lake and saw
in boat a.man examining thedenths
of the water with water telescope.
The man conducted this examina-
ton languidly. He would pause ev-
cry little while to light his pipe and
to converse on the weather or some
such Indifferent subject with a
friend who sat upon the bank, now
reading newspaper and now toss
ing pebbles idly into the stream.
The American got off his bicycle
to rest, and in an interval of silence
he said to the man seated on the
bank:
SWhat is your friend looking for
--oysters?"
"No. My brother-in-law;" was the
reply.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
LONG LASTING TASTES.
The Way Particular Flavor Clung
to One Mans Palate.

"1t is a curious thing how the
flavors of certain things will come
back TO man after the lapse of
many years." said an obse-vant man,
"and often without any sort Of
excuse, unless we are to rely upon
! rather finely spun theories for an
excuse. Many years ago [ took to
cod liver oil. Men who bave taken
cod liver oil will understand that
there is no special reason why ore
should forget the peculiar flavor Of
this article.
"But my experience is not simply
a question of memory. l have cx-
perienced the physical fact. not
once, but number of times since 1
quit taking it. Even today the taste
of cod liver oil came back to me and
it was as fresh Oh my palate as it
was when I last put it there.
"Now, why is this? Why should
L taste cod liver oil years after 1
quit taking it? I cannot say. 1 can
not be mistaken when / say I ex-
perienced all the physical symptoms
of the taste. We're it not for this
fact I might account for it on the
ground of association. Some fact
or something or other intimately
associated with the fact of taking
cod liver oil might have caused me
to remember rather wildly the
taste.
"But things remembered, no mat
ter how vivid the picture, no matter
how intimate the associated fact
which brings the picture back, are
not as fresh as the things of the
moment. taste cod liver oil, feel it
on my palate, and, in fact, expert
ence all the physical uni Peasantness
of the dose, and Pm sure the fact
cannot be accounted for by the the
ory of the association of ideas. It
is up to the doctor" New Orleans
Times-Democrat.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30

= A harmless bullet, made of q
she'll Of chalk, has been invented by a
Partisan physician, and it will no
doubt be extensively used by French
duellists. When it strikes person
it merely marks the spot without do
ing the least injury. With mask
over the face men can practice revol-
yer shooting at each other as they low
practice fencing.
On Catamount hill, at Colrain,
Mass, monument has been raised to
mark the site Of the first flag raised
over public school house in the
United States. The flag in question
was displayed in May, 1912, from a
log school house which stood on the
hill.
= The man who oon plains that life
isn't worth living is always the first to
make an effort to save himself when
danger threatens.
"She told me, said the young man
who had consulted fortune teller,
THAT | was born to command. -
''Well, we'll" exclaimed Henpcck,
''she means then, that you will never
be married"
- Some women always have place
for everything and put it there-then
proceed to forget the location of the
place.
= 1t ought to make men feel asham-
ed to figure out how many bonnets all
the cigars they have smoked would
buy.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
LATHAM AND THE UMPIRE.
How Barnum Came 60 BE Known as
the Northampton Bank Robber

George W. Barnum, at one time a
baseball umpire, used to tell this
story of an experience he had with
.lrlie Latham, the one time famous
clown of the green diamond:
1T was in the good old days Of
the American association, when [
was umpiring in Baltimore. st.
Louis came east on her final trip
and, being closely pressed by'Brook-
lyn for the lead, needed every game
possible. st. Louis came to Balti-
more, and in the opening game st.
Louis had Baltimore TO 5 up to
the last inning. Baltimore went to
bat; the first man flew out to right.
Tom Tucker came up and, on the
first ball pitched, hit Silver King for
clean double to right. AS may be
supposed, the stands and blcachers
were in an uproar. With feet and
lungs they commenced to root for
that tying run. King became slight
II ratified, but pulled himself to-
gether,, and the next batter went out
at first base on an inficld hit, send
ing Tucker to third. With two
men out, King pitched as if his life
depended on it. Tucker in his anx-
iety to score took big lead off third
too big under ordinary circum-
stances. Latham signed Bushong
to nail him if possible, and in the
next ball pitched the doctor snap
ped the ball to Arlie, getting Tucker
by apparently five feet. In going
in to the base, however, Tucker
raised his elbow under Latham's
arms, and, fitting them up, the ball
got by into the field and Tucker
scored. From where I was couldn't,
of course, see the interference.
GAS Tucker scored the tying run
Latham was directly behind him
with his little kick.
"Sfr. Barnum, Ar. Barnum! Did
you see that?'
"'See what?' I replied.
"tWhy, that down there he said.
"'Of course I saw it, said I.
"sWeu, what are you going to do
about it?'
edo? Nothing
"eDoes that run scorer he asked.
""That run scorcs,' I said, as
fcrcely asI could.
Latham looked at me for mo-
ment; then he dashed his cap on the
ground, and before 1 could stop him
ran to the grand,stand and, address
ing the audience, said: Ladies and
gentlemen. after this game I am
done with baseball forever. I've
just discovered the man that robbed
the Northampton bank
GAS St. Louis won the game in
the twelfth inning, Latham recon
>sidered his determination, and re-
mained in the game, but it ruined
me in Baltimore, for thereafter I
was known there as the Northamp-
ton bank robber."
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
Vanderbilt Swells Wealth.

New York, September 2G.--Thc
New York Americar Us:
Among the he vest winners in
tho recent bear raid in Wall street
was Cornelius andcrbilt, and many
brokers declare that his profits amount
ed to no less than $4,000, 900. The
young speculator is said to have ope.
rated on margins with a capital of So, .
OOO,OOO
"Everythiug that the young man
touched seemed to turn his way.
Several millions were realized in Chi
cago and Northwestern and he turned
the money into brooklyn Transit and
Southern Pacific, which yielded him
the largest profit.
''The temptation to touch United
States Steel was great, with chance
of a 20-point turn, but he resisted it.
Neither did he sell short in New York
Central, although the stock dropped
rapidly from 15G to 100. y
"In his operations Cornelius Van.
derbilt was aided BY his uncle, vii,
liam X. anderbilt, who brought him
in close contact with the John d.
Rockefeller interests. 1t is said that
Mr.. Rockefeller gave advice in all the
stocks the young man touched. His
father-in-law, r. T. Wilson, also
watched the operations closely.
"This is not the end of his specu
lations. His fortune is now estim atec
at $50, 900, and it is said that his
ambition is to increase it to $l0O, ,GGG,
600. He wants to build up fortune
OF something the size he would have
inherited had he chosen wife accord
ing to the wishes of his family"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30

= A woman can learn to love most
any man if he jingles loud enough.
- Truth is mighty, but good deal
Of it is suppressed.
- Nothing is easier to bear than
the troubles Of your neighbors.
The nearer you get to the butt
end Of revenge the sweeter it isn't.
~ The worst fault Of some people
is telling other people theirs.
!. Some people spend SO much time
asking GSd fof what they want that
they have no time TO thank him for
giving them what they need.
- a woman either worries because
the hair she has won't curl, or because
she hasn't any that wouldn't curl If
she had IL.
a Hewho foreaees oalamities suf-
fers them twice over.
The reason some women's hair
changes to white so suddenly is that
il has Been that way long time, only
nobody else was allowed to know it.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
SUM- MONS.
ATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA

STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Anderson County.
by Il F. WILSON, Esq, Magistrate i'm and for
said County OF the aad State.
To ] II Acker:
Complaint having been made unto mo by The
Peoples Furniture Company o corporation doing
business Mt Anderson. 5 c.. that you are indebted
to 1t In the eum of Twelve Dollars open account
for goods sold and delivered you at your request
al Anderson, S. c., which you refuse to pay, and
for which sum the said Peoples. Furniture Com.
These are, therefore, to require you, the said
Defendant. to appear before me-. in my Office, at
Anderson, on the 2ath day OF October A. d. 1908,
or Judgment will be given against you by default.
The Sheriff Is hereby appointed Special Consta-
BILE to ser We this Process.
Given under my hand and seal at Anderson. &.
c., the 18th day Of Septem her A. D. 1903
B. +. WILSON. tsKAL.J
Magistrate.
SEPT 16, 1868 IS 6
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
a Pretty Straight! Hint.

a little four year-old had been
told repeatedly that he must never
ask for anything ct The table, but
should wait patiently until he was
served. One day while dining at q
neighbor S with his mother the little
fellow was accid dentally oyerlook oked.
Patience finally eeasedt to be aayiirttae,
and in AN audible whisper aaaid,
Mamma, dc. little boyssg sgosto heaven
when they atarye;s to death ss
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
SUI aasHGDNs.
SEPT I6, 1868
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA

STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Anderson County
BY Il. +. WILSON, Esq Magistrate in and for
said County for the said State.
To J, II. Acker:
Complaint having been made unto me by Mrs.
Mamie M. Toombes that you are indebted to her
In tho sum of Seven Dollars on account of Board
Bill for board furnished for two weeks, ending
September IL. 1909. which is due and which you
have failed to pay, and for which sum tho naid
Mrs. Mamie NJ. Toombes ask judgment against
the said J. II. Acker.
These are therefore, TO require you. ths said
Anderson. C. H. S. C., ca the 9TH day % Of October
a. D. l90S Mt 10 o'clock a. M. to answer to tbs
said Complaint, or judgment will be given against
you by default.
The shcr!ais hereby appointed Special Consta-
ble to serve this process
Given under my hand and seal at Anderson C..
H., s. c., the 18th day of September A. u. 1903.
Is. +. WILSON, SEAL
Magistrate.
Sent f6 1904 IL
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
Notice to Creditors.

ALL persons having demands against
tho Estate OF NJ. A. Dean, deceased,
arc hereby notified to present them,
properly proven, to the undersigned
within tho time prescribed by law, and
those indebted to make payment.
MRS. STELLA L. DEAN, Adm'x.
Sept %, 1903 ii
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
General Repair Shop.

ALL kinds of Blacksmithing. Wood
Work, Painting, Trimming, RubbeR
Tires and Rubber Horse Shooting. All
done at short notice by first-class work.
men. We don't claim to be the only
first.class workmen In town, but as good
as any in the South. Our work shows
for itself. Work and Prices guaranteed.
Call and see our work and get prices.
Bring your Buggies and have them re-
paired and made as nice and good as pavg
for Spring snd Summer drives.
Yours for business,
j. =. TODD.
p. S.-IIorse Shoeing Speciality.
March IL, 1908 3S
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30

Ehe grestest shook mortal man
car receive is IS fi1d that The womsn
|Fhe va = fps has cafus
Even y hen 4 woman has doma 20
hate her shas band she will get ripping
mad With him for not loving Her. sS
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
CITY LOTS FOR SALE.

SITUATED On and near North Main
Street. Five minutes walk Court House.
Apply to J. F. inkscales. Intelligencor
Office.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
Q q e9 ee gR 9 q = v q
HORSE sHOEING.

Have you good horse or mule? If 30,
bring hun to w. NJ. Wallace, an expert
enced hand in all kinds Of Horse Shoeing.
perienced men from the North-heve
done all the race.shoeing for them. T
have some of my work 1 would like to
show you. Don't forget I am doing
Wagon and Buggy Work a, very low
price. All work guaranteed. You will
find me on the corner below Jail. Look
for my sign. w. M. WALLACE.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-18
MOTION IS GRANTED.
Chicago Election Omcials Are Given
Leave to File Petition for
ReleaSe.

Springfield, ILL.,, April 16-The su-
preme court Wednesday in the Lori
mer7Duborow contested election case
corpus made by Isaac N. Powell, clerk
of the election, and Thomas Judge and
William C. Malloy, commissioners of
election, Sixth congressional district,
sentenced to Jail by Judge Hanecy for
refusal to comply with his injunction
restraining them from producing the
ballots for a recount in accordance
with subfnal duces tecum. The writ
was made returnable at once and was
served on Sheriff Barrett, Cook county.
The case was set for hearing April 20.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-18
PRESIDENT LOUBET GREETED,
"arsh1ps Salute His Arrival mt AL
Eiers-Cty Is Gayly Decorated
for the Occasion

Algiers, April 16.-Algiers was in
gala attire in honor of the coming of
President Loubet, the first chief of
state since Emperor Napoleon III. to
visit the French North African pos
sessions. The picturesque streets of
the ancient city were deliberately deco
rated. Arches and stands had been
erected on the principal thoroughfares,
and these, with the principal buildings,
were gay with flags and streamers of
the national colors. Vast crowds filled
the Boulevard de la Republique and the
streets Leading to the wharves, and
many Arabs in quaint costumes min
gled with the throngs which awaited
the arrival of the great white sultan,
as the French ruler is known among
the natives. In the harbor were the
Russian, British and Italian squadrons,
sent to extend international greetings
to thepresident, also the French cruiser
du Chayla, having on board the Moroc-
can mission, and the Spanish battleship
Pelayo, with the special envoy of Spain
on board. The Portuguese cruiser
Don Carlos I. is on the way.
Throughout the morning there was a
continuous cannonading from the war
ships and forts as ceremonious calls
between the visiting naval command
ers and resident officers were ex-
changed.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-18
TO ENTERTAIN PRESIDENT.
Genuine Cowboy Breakfast Will he
Spread for Him at Hugo,
Colorado.

Hugo, COL, April 16.-The suggestion
that President Roosevelt be given an
opportunity to partake of a genuine
cowboy breakfast as feature of en-
tertainment during his brief stop at
this place May 4, will be carried out. A
letter has just been received from Sec
retary Loeb saying that the presi-
Dental party will stop here long
enough to greet the people early in
the morning of that date and the final
decision of the arrangement commit
tee only awaits the receipt of this in
formation. It is expected that stock
men and cowboys from all over the
range in this vicinity will participate
in the reception to the president. The
breakfast will be spread in true cow
boy fashion, with the chuck wagon
and all the rest of the paraphernalia
common to such feast.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-18
CROP REPORT.
Corn Planting in Progress in KanSA0
and Other States-The Winter
Wheat Crop.

Washington, April 15.-The wealth.
er bureau Tuesday issued the follow
ing weekly summary of crop condi-
tions: Corn planting is in progress
as far north as Kansas, southern Mis-
souri,, Tennessee and North Carolina;
farther south planting is well adj
vanced and is completed in some Sec
tions.
The condition of winter wheat is
generally excellent, and it has made
splendid progress since the first of
the month; in the upper Ohio val
ley, however, the freeze of the 4th
and 5th caused some injury. On the
whole the condition of the crop in
the winter wheat belt east of the
Rocky mountains is more promising
than for years. In California the
outlook is also promising, but in
Oregon and Washington the condi-
ton of the crop is less favorable, es-
pecially in the last named state,
where about one-third of the acre.
age will be resown.
Spring wheat seeding is nearly
completed in Iowa and Nebraska,
and is progressing well in South Da-
kota; none has yet been sown in
North Dakota and in northern Min
nesota, but in southern Minnesota
some has been sown on rolling lands.
Oats continue promising in the
southern states and seeding is nearly
completed or well advanced in the
central valleys, where the early sown
is coming up we'll.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-18
FOREIGN.

San Domingo government troops un-
der President Velasquez were defeat
ed by reyolutionists. Gen. Pedro Pepin,
rebel leader, was killed. Barquisimen-
to has been taken by Venezuelan reb-
els.
News from Venezuela indicates that
President Castro will sustain Minister
Bowen in his refusal to permit financial
syndicates to settle the claims.
The Moros in the battle of Bacolod,
which lasted three days, are said to
have shown great bravery in face of
the attack by Americans. The moat,
around the fort was crossed on bam-
boo bridge and II of the attacking
force were wounded.