The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-13

ing on hands and knees under a chair
and sideboard in search of the little
white ball which eludes the most
watchful. The optlcian will not profit
for no more will spectacles be de-
mOlished, no more will heads lie
bumped on the dining table or potted
palms and ferns be over turned.
The world has been frightened by
this little game, and many happy
dream has been realized that might
otherwise have been a passing fancy.
1t has kept the sportive spouse at
home from the club, and put the I'M
congenial husband and wife on the
best of friends. What other game
has done as much?
| And here ends the lesson: 1t is
the only game ever given by England
to America, and is the breaking of
the strongest tie the Anglo-Saxons
ever knew.
If you do not think much of your
small trials. you will speak seldom
of them, and so your friends will be
spared trouble as we'll as yourself.
| Next to making complaints, there is
nothing so Improbable as listening
to them.
You must learn to forget the
sights, errors. gossip and scandal
you see or hear Forget the puzzles
and wrongs you have had to meet,
forget your worries small and great,
they only wear out the heart and
brain: forget your humiliations,
cares and trials, and let your mind
be filled with the goodness and JUS
tice and beauty that are in the world
There is nothing so inspiring as to
meet a wholesome. unselfsh, happy
being. and there is nothing so de-
pressing as to meet one who insists
upon dwelling in misery and sharing
it all with you.
A basket ball team has been organ
lied and fifteen Of the bright girls of
kalispell are to play. Mr.. j. H. Ed
wards kindly loaned the money which
was necessary to purchase the ball
and basket, and in very short time
a bevy of pretty girls with blue
denim uniforms will be seen practic-
ing in the opera house. Mr. McIn-
tosh very kindly offered the hall
free. The kindness of both Mr. Ed
wards and Mr. Mcintosh is greatly
appreciated. Their first practice was
yesterday afternoon, and the officers
and members are: Ida Rosencrans,
PRESIDENT; Mabel Noffsinger. treas
urer: Julia Gildea, Kokoa Baldwin,
Nell Hannah. FlOSSe Wilson, Ber-
nice Black. Minnie Tate Bessie
Shultz. Clara Van SAINT, Olea
Biornby lola Coram. May Hunt
singer, Haze Whteside and Winnie
fred Crane. Dr.. Albritton is the
coach, and it would have been impos-
sible to have a better one-or one
having had as much experience.
Great interest will be taken in our
local team and much sport is antici-
rated.
The solitary female member of the
Utah legislature has introduced a bill
to make setting them up
unlawful. Certain male members
got facetious and lidiculed the bill
because it was introduced by wo-
man. Then the sole Amazon of the
utes got back by calling attention to
the fact that New York legislator
has introduced bill to tax bache-
lors; Pennsylvania legislator. one
to tax spinsters: Missouri legisla-
tor, one making it a misdemeanor for
a man to tlirt with a school teacher;
a Louisiana legislator, one compell-
ing women to wear skirts that do not
touch the ground; Montana legis-
lator, one to appropriate $4,000 for
triplets. All these, she explained,
were excellent ideas becauses intro
duced by men. Somehow the Utes
could not think of anything appro-
pirate to say in reply.
Daryl Walker celebrated his tenth
birthday last Wednesday evening. ana
invited few Of his young friends %
his home in honor of the occasion.
Going to Jerusalem" and games
somewhat similar, were INDUCED in,
ard at s.: so luncheon. such as all
good mothers prepare on such occa-
sions,, was served and greatly appre-
ciated by the merry bevy. Daryl
was the recipient of a number of
pretty gifts. ana his guests undoubt-
eddy wish he had several instead of
one birthday a year. Those who were
invited were: Galva Barden, Olga
Ross, Grace Robinson, Phillis Walk
er, Tenta Cooley, Della o Neil. Allen
Phillips, Robert Ahues, Donald Mac
donald, Harold Smith. Zera Gray,
Henry Whiteside. Harold Macauley,