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SUMNER EXCURSIONS
No orana rrunk RaIIway systsm.

Vie Grand Trunk Railway system.
BOSTON Single fare Going dates
June IS. 20 aud "a. Return limit Az
gust let, 1908.
BosTON--slngle fNre plus 50. Go
ing dates July lst to 9Th inclusive.
Return limit September LIST, 1908.
TORONTO-Slngle fare plus 81. Go.
ing dates June 29th and 30th. Return
limit July Sth, 1908
sARAT0GA-SIngle fare. Going
dates July 9Th and 9Th. Return limit
July goth. 1908.
DETROIT Single fare. Going dates
July 18th and 16th. Return limit Au.
gust 18th. 1903
For further particulars address Geo.
W. vaux, A. q. P. & T. A., Excursion
Dept, Chicago. III.
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THE FAD FOR AUTOGRAPHS.
Feminine Collector the Most Enter
prisins Of the Tribe.

Feminine Collector the Most Enter
prisins Of the Tribe.
The feminine autograph fiend now
turns her attention to special collec.
tons. The matinee girl cherishes a
taste for the signatures Of dramatic
stars only, while the book club girl
patiently stalks the autographs Of
none but authors, and the golf girl
gathers up the precious pen strokes Of
the long shot, putting and tournament
champions. The daughter OF one Of
our ambassadors has all but completed
unique and valuable collection Of
autographs Of the crowned heads OF
the world. The signatures OF seven
African kings, the Car of Russia and
even the Sultan Of Sulu are counted
among her authentic autographs Of
living sovereigns
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What the Marriage Was Worth.

a little group was discussing mar.
rlage fees, when one OF them related
the following story: "A young couple
called on a minister knew" said he,
and were married When il was
over the new.made husband said: 1
am sorry but have only 81 with me
and We need that TO get home with?
That's al right, said the minister.
You come around in one year and
give me whatever the job seems
worth 70 you The groom said he
would DO 1t, and they went away"
Did he ever show up?" Yes, he
came back in year and insisted that
the minister pay him So
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Modem Convenience In the Abs.


The monks Of St. Bernard have
taken advantage Of modern inventions
in their work Of saving lives Ten days
ago two Swiss alpenists started out to
so to the hospIce Half way up they
were oyertaken by a snowstorm and
lost their way. After wandering around
the summit Cor several hours they
came across one OF the new shelters
built by the monks In II they found
bread, cheese, wine a spirit lamp and
telephone. With the latter they
called up the hospice and asked for
help. BY the time they had finished a
good meal a monk and a dog arrived
to show them the way. The tele.
pone at these shelters has saved many
lives during the past winter.
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HAD HIS ANSWER READv.
f'ramP's Bright Reply Properly
Earned Him = Handout.


Earned Him 4 Handout.
A woman in Philadelphia thinks
she has found a tramp who Is too
bright and who possesses an alto.
gether too phllosophlc a turn OF mino
to continue his calling. One morning
recently, while the woman referred
to was engaged with her household
duties In the kitchen. a knock came
at the door. Responding, she found
man who undoubtedly belonged TO
the army Of the great unwashed: yet
underneath the rough exterior there
was something which proclaimed that
he had seen better days. SO much
had she been troubled by tramps
that when he asked for food. she
said: The man who doesn't work
ought not TO expect to eat" do you
think, madame, the man who does not
eat ought TO be expected to work.
asked the tramp. with a Chester.
heldian bow. Perhaps It Is needless
to say that the tramp got his hand.
out.
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The False Insseu,

The artificial instep is the latest
innovation in footwear. II is not very
well known as yet, but II is expected
that there will be plenty OF people
sufficiently misguided to wear II when
they become aware OF It's existence.
The device as into the shoe between
the heel ard the ball OF the foot. and
ought to conduce greatly to the COM
fort OF the wearer. It is three or four
inches In length and two In diameter.
and in shape resembles q small half
circle.
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Keen Your Eve

On the sunny San Luis valley, for It
is going TO be a winner this year. You
will have full information from time
to time In these columns.
The Colorado Bureau OF Immigra'
ton. GIG Majestic Building. Denver
Colorado.
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Her Last Words Wsrs Kind.

Yes" said the sad.eyed waiter,
she has gone away. don't think
anybody will miss her more than do.
She had the sweetest voice ever
heard-and II never sounded sweeter
than Il did the last time she addressed
me-" He paused ard the head waiter
eyed him alphabetically. what did
she say?' he inquired. "She said
Peep the change cleveland Plain
Dealer.
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Il made this pound cake myself,
John" said the young wife, proudly,
you should be less extravagant my
dear" replied the heartless husband;
I'm sure It will run more than sixteen
ounces 10 the pound"
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Hundreds Of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality Of De-
fiance Starch is fast taking place OF
all other brands. Others say they
cannot sell any other starch.
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Low Rates TO Boston and Return In
June and July.

June and July.
Via the Lake Shore & Michigan
Southern Ry. Tickets will be sold
June 25th. 26th and eth; extreme re-
turn limit August LIST; and on July LIST.
I'd, Sd. 4th and 5th. extreme return
limit September LIST. Stop-overs al
lowed at Niagara Falls and Chautau.
qua; also at New York on tickets via
that route. Full information. with
rates via variable routes. will DO
promptly furnished on application a.
City Ticket mice, $50 Clark street. or
to c. F. DAILY, Chief A. G, P. A., Chi
cago
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storekeepers report that the extra
quantity. together with the superior
quality Of Defiance Starch makes It
next to impossible to sell any other
brand.
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The Doctor--You have a bad cold.
Mr.. Jiggs. I'll give you some pills for
IT, Jiggs-Oh. never mind, doctor; you
can have 1t for nothing.
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Her Father--I've no objections TO
your calling on my daughter, but. re-
member, turn out the gas at 10
O'Clock. Her Suitor-Oh. I'll come be-
fore that time, sir
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British doctors are said TO he commit.
ting suicide because the increasing good
health OF the country leaves them no
work But perhaps the death OF the
doctors accounts for the good health.
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Cholly-Isn't there some way TO
make my mustache show a little plain
err? Photographer - Why. yes; you
might wait a few years and then come
again
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aenaIhIa Housekeenern

win have Defiance Starch. not alone
because they get one.third more for
the same money, but also because OF
superior quality.
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Butter We. Hay.

One hundred dollars worth OF but.
ter from a grazing COW bears OF from
the soil less OF its valuable elements
than cents worth OF hay.
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Miss Squeers says her face is her
fortune" Il should call It her mis-
fortune"
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Visitor And who is the gentleman with
the nicely Curl"d mOustaChi0s' Guide
That is the sole survivor OF the latest
French automobile race.
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brat day use OF Dr.. Kline Gtcat Nerve RestoreF.
bend ~ FREE Sa.OO trial bottle aud treatise.
Dr. r. n. kIISE. LID, 81 Arch ST.. Phiisdslphia, Pa
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Customer-Isn't that tea too steep At
dollar pound2 Grocer-Of course. All
tea Is to steep.
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A little bird sat on a telegraph wire.
And said TO his mates. u declare
II wireless telegraphy comes into vogue.
Well have TO sit on the air.
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II makes a great difference in the
price as to whether an article is sold
as an antique or as secondhand goods
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The mlldest tobacco that grows Il used
I'm the makeup OF Bakers Bullhead 5
cent cigar. Thy one and see.
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II the girl Is really pretty stealing a
kiss Is grand larceny.
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The boy who had his fingers blown of
last July may thank his stars that he
does not have TO go through with the or
deal again.
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II you have smoked a Bullhead scent
cigar you know how good they are: II
you have not. better try one.
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Martial meant TO come to see you
while you were sick. Mary. Mary-Well.
couldn't stay sick all summer 10 obllge
you.
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A smile OF satisfaction goes with o ie Of
Baxter's "Bullhead" scent cigars.
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TELEGRAPH OPERATORS IN DEMAND
IslegTaphy ihor9qghY taught n ihe CkNIkAi'
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MODERN SCHOOL OF BUSINESS

18th and Curtis Streets, Denver, Colo.
Departments Ielegraphy. Bookkeeping 0he
famous bllsa system Of Actual Businessl
Shorthand l0rahhm aud Gregg systemsl Ivts1
writing Touch method }, Penmanahlp and
English. POSITIONS GUARANTEED 10
students completing the combined course. e..
Perieneed teachers IN every department Fail
uluStrSted catalogue, A. ~. KEARNS. PreA
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12
For the San jose Scale.

The lime, sulphur and salt wash is
Invariably used In California and much
of the Pacific Coast for the control OF
the San Jose Scale. Experienced or,
chardists there have used 1t for many
years and have demonstrated that 1t
is, when properly made and applied.
successful remedy for this pest. The
use of the wash In the East has been
delayed because OF the belief that 1t
was not adapted to eastern climatic
conditions by reason OF the uncertain
ty of securing two or three weeks OF
dry weather following treatment But
extensive experiments with this wash
during the past two years in Illinois,
Georgia, New Jersey, New York and
Ohio clearly prove that the wash is an
efficient remedy In these states, even
when applied during what was consid-
cred extremely unfavorable weather.
In spite of frequent heavy rains the
wash adhered well to the trees. 1t
appears to be very promising rem
edy for the San Jose Scale and is rec.
commended to the orchardists OF Ohid
as deserving Of thorough trial.
Ohio Bulletin.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12
Has He Found III

Polk. Ark, Nov. "a remedy that
will absolutely cure Rheumatism has
been discovered by Mr.. George Hiland
Of this place. Mr.. Hiland Is satisfied
that the remedy he has used Is sure
cure. for II cured him OF very seri.
Gus case Of Acute Rheumatism when
he was so bad that he could not move.
This Is what he says:
IL was troubled with what Is called
Acute Rheumatism in 1900. | was In
such shape that could not move with,
out help. | was treated by physician,
who helped me some. but was still In
great pain when my wife saw Dodd's
Kidney Pills advertised as cure for
Rheumatism. She insisted on my try.
ing them, and felt better after taking
the first box. | continued and now
am well and able to work all the time
have found Dodd's Kidney Pills to be
just what they are claimed to be, q
perfect cure for Rheumatism"
Mr.. Hiland's very positive statement
seems to settle all doubt as to whether
or not Rheumatism can be cured
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12
Fattenine Ducks.

From Farmers Review: | have
not had much experience in fatten-
ing ducks, as | always sell nearly all
| raise for breeding purposes, and can
never raise enough to fill the orders |
get. For feeding my young ducks in
the fall after the corn begins to dent,
cut it from the cob with a corn
knife and feed them, and they grow
very fast. Old ones will get very fat
on that once day and ripe corn twice
day, with plenty az fresh water to
drink and clean quarters. Either
young or old ducks always want a
clean, dry place for the night. Damp
ness is very hurtful to young ducks.
Some will not believe this, as they are
a water fowl, but this has always been
my experience.-Mrs. J. w. Bloxham,
Grundy County, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12
HAPPY DAYS.
When Friends Say "How Well You
Look"
What l.appy DAYS are those WIN

What Happy days are those when all
our friends say, How well you look. I"
We can bring those days by little
care in the selection of food Just as
this young man did.
II had suffered from dyspepsia for
three years and last summer was SO
bad was unable to attend school," he
says: Il was very thin and my appe-
lite at times was poor, while again It
was craving. was dizzy and my
food always used to ferment instead
Of digesting. Crossness, unhappiness
and nervousness were very prominent
symptoms.
Late in the summer went to visit
q sister and there | saw and used
GrapeNuts. ] had heard Of this IA
nous food before, but never was In
terested enough to try 1t, for ] never
knew how really good 1t was. But
when | came home we used Grape
Nuts In our household all the time and
[ soon began to note changes In my
health. I improved steadily and am
now strong and well In every way
and am back at school able to get
my lessons with ease and pleasure
and can remember them too. for the
Improvement in my mental power is
very noticeable and l get good marks
In my studies which always seemed
difficult before.
II have NO more of the bad symp-
toms given above but feel fine and
strong and happy. and It is mighty
pleasant to hear my friends say:
caow well yor look" Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Look in each package for copy
pf the famous little book, "The Road
70 Tellville."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12
Butter Yield Illustration.

From the dairy department of Pur-
due University We have received the
following relative to the college butter
exhibit at the recent Indiana State
Fair:
For several years Purdue University
has operated a working dairy at the
Indiana State Fair Each morning and
afternoon separators have been run,
butter made and milk tested by stu
dents from the dairy department I'M
der the supervision Of the Professor
Of Dairying. This year was no ex
ception The quarters have been re
modelled some and fixed up, so as to
allow the display of large number
Of charts, giving much instructive
data. AS people spent good deal OF
time watching the work, these charts
attracted considerable interest. Such
facts as to the relative loss Of fertility
in various farm crops, records Of In.
dividual cows, an illustration of bal.
anced rations. ETC., occupied the space.
These often furnished an excuse for
questions on the part OF those watch
ing the work, so that the middle Of
each day was continual question box
with answers by those in charge. A
new feature was three columns of
print butter, containing in the first
case the actual number OF pounds OF
butter made by the average COW OF
the state, as shown by the census.
which was 140 lbs. The second col
umn contained 300 lbs, and was la.
beled: "The amount of butter good
COW should make" and the third col
umn, containing 374 lbs, was the
amount of butter made by one of the
university cows at a feed cost OF
$4,000. The relative size Of the col.
umns attracted attention, and un.
doubtedly set good many people to
thinking.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12
POULTRY
rss;sA - -.
Nests.

The arrangement OF nests in tho
poultry house will depend somewhat
on whether chicks are raised by hatch
Ing in incubators or by the use OF
hens. If the hen is to be used for In
'cubation it will prove more advan-
tageous to have the nests so arranged
that when the brooding time comes
the same nests may be used both for
laying and sitting. This requires
much more attention in arrangement
than where the nests are made for
the reception of eggs only. In the
case OF nests for both laying and In
cubation it is necessary to have quite
large number, as some OF these Will
be needed for the sitting hens at a
time Of year when laying hens are
active In the production Of eggs. For
flock of fifty hens a dozen nests will
be necessary. These should be made
so that the hens can enter at the
front for the depositing of their eggs;
and there should be some kind OF a
door at the rear from which the eggs
may be taken. When hen has set
tied down on one Of these nests to sit,
1t is only necessary to place the re-
quisite number of eggs under her,
and close the entrance at the front,
opening one at the back that will per
NIT the hen to come of and feed at
will. Wire netting should prevent the
other hens from getting back of the
egg nests. An improvement on this Is
to have a small wire yard at the back
of each nest In which the hen may
exercise and dust herself when she
comes off to get water and food. Most
people, however, do not have this lit
tie yard for each fowl that is sitting.
The only drawback Is that one sitting
hen will sometimes go back onto the
nest Of another.
Some will object to the above that
1t Is not necessary to have nests for
double purposes; that when a hen be-
gins sitting she can be removed from
one nest to an incubating nest. But
the writer has found it quite difficult
to induce broody fowls to accept sit
ting OF eggs In new nest, and very
frequently the change results in the
fowl giving up the idea Of sitting at
all. Sometimes, too, the broody fowl
has persisted in sitting, but elsewhere
than on the eggs in the new nest.
Nests for laying only should be
light, movable affairs, that can be de-
stroyed If they become infested with
vermin, for frequently 1t will be found
easier to make new nests than to
cleanse those that have become filled
with mites and their eggs. The mere
busting of such nests with sulphur
and insect powders will frequently fail
to kill all the mites and their eggs,
and new colonies will soon reappear.
Cheap boxes or baskets may be used,
and should be placed lower than the
roosts, so the fowls will not persist
in sleeping on them. If this habit be-
comes very pronounced, the nests may
be ranged together in row and a
slanting board cover hinged to the
side of the house at night. This may
be shut down for time each night
till the birds have fixed the habit OF
going onto their own roosts. The
litter best adapted for the filling oil
nests is cut straw or hay, and this
should be frequently renewed and
burned whether any mites are found
in it or not. 1t is best to be ON the
safe side, and this material costs prac-
tically nothing.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12
Buff Turkeys.

From Farmers Review: | have
been raising buff turkeys for ten years
/ prefer them to other breeds on ac-
count of their quiet disposition. They
are more domesticated than the
Bronze or White Holland and are good
layers and good mothers. They are
not quite as large as the Bronze, but
are larger than the White Holland.
have had hens at maturity to weigh
1871 pounds and toms 33 and in fact
had one that weighed 35 pounds, but
that is above the average. They ma.
ture early, and, taking everything into
consideration, like them best of any
breed. | keep ten or dozen hens to
one tom and think il any one so de
sired they could keep even more to
good advantage. OF course the main
thing is to start with healthy stock.
find a ready sale for all can raise,
and, in fact, cannot raise enough to
supply the demand. | put the first
two clutches under chicken hens and
let the turkey have her third laying.
| can sell their eggs at Csc each, which
would pay well, as one can count on
thirty eggs from each hen, and that is
not more than one-half what have
got, and once had hen that got
1853 eggs from in one season, but that
is remarkable. feed the little poults
bread soaked in sweet milk and hard
boiled eggs, with onion tops chopped
fine and little pepper sprinkled over
them occasionally, and find that good
food for them. Little poults are hard
to raise in wet weather, and, IL allowed
to run out in rainy weather before they
are pretty we'll feathered, they will
droop and die. Lice are poults' worst
enemies. Keep them from lice with
insect powder.-Mrs. 7. c. Trego.
Mercer County, Illinois.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12

Doctor-"Well, Mrs. O'Brien, | hope
your husband has taken his medicine
regularly, eh?" Mrs. O'Brien-"Sure,
then doctor, I've been sorely puzzled.
The label says, One pill to be taken
three times a day. and for the life
Of me, don't see how 1t can be TAX
en- more than once"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12

In manuring. the nature and com
position of the soil has to be taken
into account Thus, clays derived
from potash felspar would not need
potash manuring, while many sandy
soils would, on the contrary be highly
benefited thereby. Also, 1t would
not nav 10 add lime to a chalkv soil
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12

The guide-"Well, here we are on
the peak at last" The Tourist-"Oh
guide, do you mean to say we can get
no higher? Don't say that | can as
cend no further?' The guide--"Well
you can climb this alpenstock II you
want to. It's seven feet long"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12

Mr.. Jacob Fleig writes from a Sumner
avenue Brooklyn, N. Y:
~ am now new man at the age of
sevenfy-fve years, thanks TO your
wonderful remedy Peruna. Jacob
Feig.
Catarrhal inflammation of the mucous
lining of the kidneys. also called ''Brights
disease, " may be either acute or chronic.
The acute form produces symptoms of such
prominence that the serious nature of the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12

The oldest branch Keeley institute In the
world is located mt Des Molnes Ia Drunken
ness, Morphine Cpum, Tobacco and all
narcotic nd lictonS cured.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12

John
N
Chicago
Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus Ohio
cold which
kidneys a kid
largely did One
told of the help he had received In using
Peruna in q similar and at once procured
ait indeed blessing feet large part of
had affected seriously four
entirely and would be without
saIary."-JOHN T. SHRAHAM
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12

will have defiance Starch, not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money, but also because Of
superior quality.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-12

How do you account for the sudden
epidemic of grating in all depart
ments Of public service?" aahed the
reporter. Grating Is neither sud-
den nor recent" replied the practical
politician; hunting out and exposing
the grafters Is the latest fad--that's
all