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The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07
Notice

Is hereby given to all parties who wish
their lands surveyed officially. that no one
is or has at any time been authorized by
me to act as my deputy or otherwise in
making any surveys in this county.
e.. W. CHRISTIAN.
H. County Surveyor.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

cures made by DIR.
Kiliner's Swamp
Root, the great kid
ney, liver and blad-
der remedy.
1t is the great med
ical triumph of the
nineteenth century
discovered afteryears
of scientific research
by DIR. kilmer, the
eminent kidney and
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07
You Know What You Are Taking

W hen you take Groves Tasteless Chill
Tonic, because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle showing that it is
simply Iron and Quinine in tasteless
form. No cure, no pay. soc.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

Well! Weli.l Well, why didn't
jeff speak at Widencl? There
must have been an awful crowd
Of disappointed rooters-nit.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

Vandeventer was here with the
goods. jeff must have heard
about il.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

You can't be a good salesman
asd be q liar. Customers like 10
hear the truth.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

Who made q ell those arrange
ments to entertain the big crowd
at Widener last Monday?
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
one Year. 81 80. elk Months. - Cts. Thrte
Months. 90 cts. Invariably in Advance.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07
10 Cure a Cold in One Day

Take Isxatvs Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money If II
fails to cure. L. w. Groves signature is
on each box. CSC.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

Not every one born on Il farm
wilI make farming a success.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

knowledge is needed on farm
AZ well as in The other occupations
Of life.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

If you want 10 succeed on the
farm aim high, and pull the trig-
ger before you get wobbly.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

And Bob Haynie knows.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

bladder specialist, and is wonderfully
successful in promptly curing lame back
uric acid, catarrh of the bladder and
Bright's Disease, which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-RoOt is not rec
commended for everything but if you have
kidney, liver or bladder trouble it will be
found just the remedy you need. Ii has
been tested in SO many ways, in hospital
work and in private practice. and has
proved so successful i'll every case that a
special arrangement has been made by
which all readers Of this paper, who have
not already tried it, may have a sample
bottle sent free by mail, also a book tell
ing more about Swamp-Root, and how to
findout if you have kidney or bladder trou-
bic. When writing mention reading this
generous offer in this paper and send your
address to DIR. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton,
n. Y. The regular E u q !: Z
fifty-cent and one I 14.G.ssz
dollar size bottles are Home of swampRoos.
sold by all good druggists. Don't make
any mistake, but remember the name,
SwampRoot, DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
and the address, Binghamton, N, V, on
every bottle.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

FRIDAY AFTERNOON. AUG :. 1908.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

.aNpVClCT s. vADAKiN.
1S.-.,l.ss anos publishers.
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK?

hIuHey IrUuple Makes You Miserable.
Almost everybody who reads the news
papers IS sure to know of the wonderful
The Forrest City times., 1903-08-07

address to DIR. Kilmer
& Co., Binghanton,
n. y. The regular
hfty-cent and one
dollar size bottles are
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25

1878 and supreme recorder in 1879, which latter position he still retains. Mir. Sackett was born in 1S41 in South ington, O., and removed to Meadville. Pa. in 1SG2, where he still resides. In 1893 he was elected secretary treasurer of the national fraternal congress and still holds that position.
 On the death of C. R. Watson. su preme foreman, the supreme master workman advanced the supreme over seer, William II. Miller, to the office of supreme foreman and appointed Will NJ. NaryiS. grand master workman of Iowa, to the office of supreme overseer.
 Albion lodge of Albion. Mich. has a we'll drilled military company of thir- ty-five members. This organization has been great help to the lodge and draws the attention and interest of all its members.
 Manitoba jurisdiction is rejoicing in the fact that only six assessments were required to meet the. death claims in 1902
 Kansas had ten assessments in 1902, owing to being behind in relief fund payments. In 1903. however, as pre- yiously. there will be but eight assess mentS in the Jurisdiction. .ssdi <
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25
@NIt:anQlI i '!!!''!!j!1I

Reports from various jurisdictions show that the councils are beginning the new year well and initiating many new members.
 The institution of a grand council in Maine before the next session of the supreme council is practically assured owing to the active work done in the state during the past year.
 A unique entertainment recently giv- en by Capital City council of Trenton. x. l.. was called ''Old Folks Night" The programme was in charge of mem oerS who were in the chairs twenty years.
 During 1902 there was a gain in membership in the Empire State of over 1000.
 The order had membership of over 30,000 in Pennsylvania at the close of the year 1902 --
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25
AAsmNAs~ Sa,s.
Your Eyes Tested Free

By a graduate optician, and the proper glasses to correct or aid any visional defect furnished from an extensive stock of carefully selected optical goods that are now being carried regularly in our new Jew elry department. For compound cases lenses will be ground to order.
 No charge will be made for testing the eyes.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25

undesirable every effort should De made to hold him. not only for his own benefit. but for the good of the lodge and the order.
 Warrants for a number of new com panies of the uniform rank were issued in January.
 The general counsel of the endow- ment rank, after a tour of inspection, reports this branch of the order in an admirable condition and growing rapid ly in membership.
 Past Grand Chancellor LOmax of AL abama and Past Grand Chancellor Monnell of Nebraska died recently.
 The report of General Joseph s. Stokes, commanding the Connecticut brigade. U. R.. shows twenty cOmpa- nies, with q membership of gro.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25

The fratefnal beneficial societies comprise q mighty army of over J,OOG,. GOO members, and the majority of them are fraternalists too.
 Low expense of infringement ex- plains the cost of insurance protection in fraternal society
 John F. Burbage. hOnOred as the founder of the Knights of the Golden Eagle, died at his home in Baltimore recently.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25
KNIGHTS OF PYTHiAS.

Members Who Fall In Arrears-Pytii-
 ian Notes.
 X member saved is member gained. Topping of the dead wood is all right, but before the aX is laid to the branch every effort should be made to keep it alive so that it may bear fruit if it will, says the Knights of the Sword and Helmet. When your members begin to fall in arrears for dues, follow them up, and don't wait too long about it. Unless man is morally or physically
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25
AAsmNwu~Sa~.
Bar Goods

The Crockery Department is making a special feature of all sorts of articles that come under the head of Bar Coods-and judging from the way these goods sell, it's feature that is being appre- , ciated. } Check over this list and if you are doing busi- doing business handy it is possible to do it. pulers scueezers Hand power pullers, nickle, Engraved bottles Shakers Bitter bottles and tubes Combination shakers. \ Bar bottle, nicke rubber stoppers, Ncke mounted corks corks, Mudders corks, juggers, Julep strainers Copper Champagne taps, spoons Champagne snips,
 , Ice picks Ice slaves, c plated Bar glassware,
 sS,>~A->A~S>r.~>r~> N<~-o<.~o<.~$r
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25

pas t thirty one years and since the organization of the supreme lodge has con- tinuously held a
 position fin that body as an off cer or commit teeman. He was the first supreme receiver of the order, was su- preme trustee in
 1874, was elect cd supreme mas fnr Wnrknan in
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25
Clothes to Your Order

Notc1othes selected from a small swatch and sent away for, and which you are expected to take upon arrival, but to order clothes made in our own shops here in Bisbee by a force of tailors the largest we've ever had at this time of the year.
 The piece goods to pick from are at their best now. Every day sees the piles on the tables grow smaller.
 From S3O.0O to S5O.OC. =
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25

HYAIT. O buthe spirit! 6 Bird thou S y That from heaven,
 thy full lh h profuse strains of unIrean<dtated art
 From the earth thou springest 1Ie
 The blue deep S|> And singing still dos soa and soaring ever singe d|> In the golden tightening >|N Der which clouds are brghtening SIS
 Thou run SI> Like an embodied joy whose race is just begun BIB
 Mets around thy flight; >I> ike a star of heaven FIR
 the broad daylight J|> Thou art unseen but yet hear thy shrin delight >E
 Of that silver sphere, 1IE
 In the white dawn clear ZIP Until we hardly feel that it is there. q With thy voice is lOud " ID From one lonely cloud
 rains her beams and heaven is overfOwed. BIB Thou of death must deem SlIE Than dream > CT how could thy notes flow in such crystal stream: SE We after. >iNS laughter JN> With some pain is fraught; > sweetest those that tell of saddet thought
  >aS Hate and pride and fear, >iH> If we things born NO 0 a >lHS IEG how thy joy should ~iH> Better than all <1H> delightful <3uS Better all in aref
 - : < : <: $: K. .'''.' >iDS skill were scOrne of groundi Teach me half the gladness That thy brain know,
  HI on
 The world should listen then am listening
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25
AMERICANS A JUDICIAL MINDED PEOPLE
By LESLIE M. SHAW. Secretary of the Treasury

By H. Secretary of Treasury fDF asked designate peculiar characteristics PAh of the American people, I would judicial ~yG/l mndedness." By that 1 both aptitude to W make and readiness respect, observe and enforce &A@ law
 the of jaws complete of uce but justice according to law Is THE COMPLETE SAFEGUARD OF REPUBLIC Occasionally hear of the commission of a would that the penalty provided by statute
 insufficient and read here and there nearly every the the people rising and administering summa justice All talk about summary justice is un American.
 JUSTICE, MUST wATcHWoRD AS IT IS INSTITUTIONS
 RESPECT FORMS LAW IS OUR PROTECTION RESULT EVERY PRES DENTAL SENATORIAL ELECTION. HEAT JUDICIAL MINDED NESS PEOPLE USUALLY SAVES FROM DISASTER
Bisbee daily review., 1903-03-25
CNlTED WORKMGH.

Supreme Recorder of the Order.
 Workshop Notes.
 Supreme Recorder NJ. W. Sacsett has bee connected with the order for the
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Not a Mere Chat,

Secretary Root invited two men who
know much about the Philippines to
breakfast with him at the Arlington a
day or two ago, so they might have a
talk about the archipelago. The sec
retary was absent-minded when he
came down stairs and he went to the
dining room and breakfasted alone.
Then he came out into the lobby and
found his two friends waiting.
why, good morning" said the sec
retary. Come right along to the office
and we can talk matters over"
The two men thought this meant
that the secretary wanted to have a
short talk with them before breakfast
and they went along without protest.
When they reached the office they sat
down and talked until 2 o'clock. Then
the secretary thanked them and bade
them goodby. Five minutes later two
hungry men dashed madly into the
nearest restaurant and ordered nearly
everything in sight. Next day Secre-
tar Root remembered and spent half
the forenoon hunting up his friends
and apologizing profusely.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Answered the Description.

He was dining at a foreign hotel,
when a detective approached and
said:
Beg pardon, sir, l am in search Of
an escaped convict, and shall have to
trouble you for your passport as a
matter of form"
But do | look like a convict?"
Possibly not. sir. Still, shall re-
Quire to see the passport"
The Englishman. in his annoyance,
snatched up the bill of fare from the
table, thrust it in the detectives hand,
and exclaimed:
There it is, them"
what is this? Sleeps head, neck
of mutton, pigs feet The description
tallies exactly; you must come along
with me-"
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
MIGHT BE GOOD IDEA.
Why Professor Advocated Changes In
ColIeqe Curriculum.

Gentlemen" said the college presi-
dent to his confreres at the annual
meeting of the Amalgamated Associa-
ton Of Advanced Educators, gentle
men, have novel idea to suggest to
you"
Nothing Chicagoesque. hope?"
said the editor from the coast.
mo" said the first speaker. ut is
something decidedly practical"
81 object" cried the chief subscrip-
tion gatherer from the city on the
lakes.
"The objection is turned down."
said the chairman. Proceed,
brother"
'My scheme" said the first speaker.
''is to add an extra course to the usual
curriculum. / would call it the football
course, and devote the first six weeks
of the college year to it."
Good" said the president from New
Jersey.
1T would be an optional course"
the first speaker continued, "and those
who didn't take it up would have moth
ing to do save to look on while the
others demonstrated their familiarity
with the study. Then | would have
the regular academic course begin on
Dec. L."
And why" inquired the advanced
educator from the far south, "and
why do you suggest this changer"
Because" replied the first speaker
because there's nothing doing in the
old school until the whistle blows on
the last half of the last game of the
| season. That's why"
Whereupon the educators adjourned
| to think 1t over.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
HIS PLEA A FAILURE.
Senator's Efforts to Boom Western
Town Not Successful.

Senator Beveridge lived in Kansas
for a while after he graduated from
college. When the oldtime land boom
ers get to spinning yarns, says the
Washington Post, the young Hoosier
has one or two himself. When he
alighted from the train at Alva, Okla,
during his late southwestern trip, he
was grasped by the hand, and some
one exclaimed:
well. Senator, do you know where
saw you the last time? In settlers
wagon over near Dighton, Kan. by
golly!"
81 wrote the first boom circular for
the country over there" said Mr.. Bev-
eridge. Soil four feet deep, abundant
rainfall and all that sort of thing
There was lively business In that
vicinity for time. The soil was really
splendid for agricultural purposes. l
was in partnership with man named
Mcclellan. Mac and | worked hard to
develop that part of the state"
"Flourishing community now"
asked those who had heard the sena-
tors vivid western story.
NO" he replied with a detected air
that would discourage a triple state
hood boom. Just ranch land"
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Paddy Found the Third.

A London mechanic, with the inten-
ton of enjoying practical joke.
pasted the figures of two donkeys on
the dead wall opposite to his work
shop Under these figures he had
written in large letters: when shall
we three meet again?"
The idea of this, it need hardly be
explained, was to presuppose that
whoever should stand to read the in
scription was the third donkey. He
then retired to his shop, from which
he could see how the bait would take.
1t was not long until man com
ing by stopped and stood gazing in
perpleXity at the two donkeys and the
inscription. The mechanic was elated
at the manner in which his brilliant
joke had worked. He burst into fit
OF loud and hearty laughter, which
soon, however, subsided when the
man quietly turned round and scorn-
fully exclaimed:
"Bedad, | was all along wondherin'
where the other one was"
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
PhiIosophicalIy Considered.

students Of the subject say that II
is dangerous for a man to have too
much meat" remarked the beef trust
promoter, consolingly.
Yes" answered the consumer. but
you can't always go by what the
students say. They have also declar
ed that it is sometimes dangerous fol
man to have too much money"
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
limping Verse.

why" asked the author indignant
ly, did you not review my book ol
poems sent into the office at least
week ago?"
my dear sir. I-oh, is that the
book? 1t is out of my line of busi.
ness. I'm sorry to say. The feet In
your poems indicate that what you
need is not SO much literary critic
as a chiropodist."
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Cheering.

How does your new cook like the
placer"
"Oh." answered young Mrs. Torkins.
81 heard her telling the girl next door
that she'd liked the place very much,
but she didn't care for the people. She
said she was going to do her best to
make us move away. in the hope that
somebody else would rent the house,
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Wandering Musicians.

Stubb-They say bagpipes are q
great thing on the battlefield. They
prompt men to fight.
PENN don't doubt it. Some OF
those have heard in the street made
me feel like fighting quite often.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
An Alternative.

Now. then" said the professor oil
logic, give us an idea of your knowl
edge of the question in plain words. '
"Why-er-Im afraid" stammered
the student, that can't just exact
ly-'
Perhaps then you may give US al
idea Of your ignorance of 1t In any
old words"
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Limit Unknown.

How much beer kin you hold, any
way?" asked the trusting but mis-
guided friend who had allowed him tc
have the first pull from the tin pail
Il dunno, pard," replied Saymolt
Storey, reluctantly rendering whai
was left. Il hain't never had chansi
to find out yit.'
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16

Gave Him a, Easy One to Answer.
When Jack proposed l suppose you
asked him if you were the only girl
he ever loved?" asked Polly.
II should say rot. / inquired II the
other girls didn't represent steps In
his progression to his present ideal"
said Dolly.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Not lIIiterate.

NO" said Miss Cayenne. II should
not say that he is illiterate."
What should you say?"
THAT his vocabulary is too large.
He has acquired more words than he
has had time to learn to spell or pro-
noupce"
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
NapoIeon's Homer.

Professor-We are told that Napo
leon always had copy Of Homer in
his pocket.
Student-Well, If he always had Il
in his pocket, what good did 1t dc
him?
Professor-There. there, young man
don't get smart.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
The Agreeable Age.

when do you like children most"
The ascetic bachelor was thoughtful
and then answered, when they are
too old to recite Little Drops of
Water and too young to recite Cur
few Shall Not Ring Tonight.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Innocence Established.

"The banana peel" said the mar
with mental stabismus, "is falsely
called a treacherous thing. In reality
it is ore OF the most innocent and un-
suspecting things on earth. The very
clumsiest pedestrian may slip up on 1t
and not half try"
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
His Kind.

Adam Sawfox-I am sorry to hear
you talk that way about Bingo. He's
one of the truthfullest men ! ever
knew
Tellus Y Knott-Yes; he's the kind
of truthful man that's worse than
liar. He tells his children there isn't
any Santa Claus.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Quid Pro Quo.

Mistress-xYou don't appear to have
as much affection for the children as
you might have.
Nurse Girl-No? Well, I was just
thinking l don't appear to have as
much wages as l might have, ma am
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
His Two Bosses.

Henpeck-Here's poor fellow
who's got himself in trouble trying
to serve two masters.
Mrs. Henpeck-lndeed?
Henpeck-Yes. He's been arrested
for bigamy.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Had Them comma and eoinq.

81 believe" said the young physi-
clan, that bad cooks supply us with
half our patients" That's right re-
Joined the old doctor. "And good
cooks supply us with the other half"
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Saved That Infiction.

I'm so grateful to Mr.. Chumpleigh
for sending me his photograph"
why, l thorght you mated him?"
Yes, but just think, he might have
brought it."-Town and Country.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Blow at His Perouisites.

The Poet-Poets. my dear sir, are
born, not made.
The Parson-Don't say that. You
will discourage matrimony.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Won by Waiting.

ShrFather's salary is to be doubled
the first of the year.
He-Good! At last we can afford to
get married.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Often the Case.

Youngun-How much year does 1t
require for the support of wife?
Oldun-Anywhere from $500 to $3,-
900.
Youngun-Can't you give me some
thing more definite?
Oldun-Yes; all the husband has.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Explained.

Caddy-There goes a man who would
rather spend his time in an alley than
a boulevard
Broadbent-Is he thug?
Caddy-No; a professional bowler.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-29
STILL HARPING UPON
THE SNAP MEETING
Argument of Some Repub-
Iican Papers.

The best evidence of the total abb
sence on the part of the Carter pa
pers of anything like an argument to
offset the boomerang gerrymander
and snap political convention adopted
to insure Justice Carriers renomina-
tion for return to the supreme court
of the state, is presented in the way
the changes are being rung on the
Carter-like snap meeting held at Tur-
ner hall the other evening. While this
meeting, in it's star chamber nature,
as well as in the methods employed
throughout, was undemocratic and
unworthy of the respect or confidence
of representative men, yet it is held
up by few republican papers as of
significant bearing.
An instance of the outrage perpe-
trated OF" representative democrats
by the snap gathering is furnished
by the complaint of George NJ. LUX
ems, of South Rock Island, who de-
clares that he received no notice of
the meeting, and that care was taken
to secure the attendance in his stead
of another by proxy who was in har-
mony with the purpose and plans of
the set in charge, whereas Mr.. Luz
llens was not.
AS The Argus has said heretofore,
it is quite contented with the swap of
the votes that will be diverted from
Mr.. Scott by such methods for the
support that is coming to him from
the best element of the republican
party driven from Judge Carter in
disgust by just such practices in their
own party as were employed at the
Turner hall meeting.