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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-07
Everybody Can't Do Everything

We can't paint picture. or carve q statue, or make coat, but we can wash clothes to perfection. We can do if because we do nothing else-have done nothing else for a good while-b > cause we have studied it. and thought about 1t, and worked hard as any painter eyer did. It requires as much rnake a good laundry as to make good nicf11re. Everybody can't paint a pic- kre-everybody can't wash clothes per- fectly. We want you to give us a fair triaI. and allow us to prove our word.
 Davis Steam Laundry
 I7 CANAL STREET
 Branch ofice. e Grand street
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-07
A Friendly Condescension.

'Didn't hear the cook call you by your first name?
 Don't say a word. She only does that when she is good natured. Cleve- land Plain Dealer.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
WHOSE THE HONORS?
Many Outsiders Agree With Mime
sotans in Giving Maroon and
Gold First.
"All Western Dope Is of Varying
Hues-But Minnesota Gets
Best Of It.

While Mlnnesotans regard the west
ern championship as settled in their
favor, of course that question for
many others and the question Of the
"all-western eleven" which latter is
really the, dying, gasp of the football
dope fend, must remain to be solved
until this country or some other is
thoroly frozen over
The Milwaukee Free Press one of
the organs Of the state university at
Madison, gives the honor to Mime
sofa, making very much the same
arguments as those advanced here.
Carl Green Of the Chicago Record
Herald grows facet1ous in fitting the
crown, declaring: .s..-z.
The football championship belongs to
the Micbiesota eleven.
In the argument over the gridiron cham
pionship there are six points which can
be made in favor Of Michigan. There are
also six in favor Of Minnesota. IL.
Harsh words and harsher feelings might
be prevented if Coaches Yost and Williams
would break wishbone to settle the foot
ball championship.
The Chicago Chronicle expert plays
both ways from the middle and says
that cit would look as tho Minnesota
had a, little the best Of the champion
Ship" but finally concludes that only
post-season game, either between
Minnesota and Michigan or between
Minnesota and Chicago, the latter to
test Minnesota's scoring ability against
the Stage aggregation, could decide
the argument.
The Chicago Inter Ocean believes
that Michigan has a little the better
Of the argument and thinks that the
western teams rank about as follows:
Glass I (a) Michigan, CD Minnesota;
Glass II (a) Chicago, 90 Northwest
ern; with Wisconsin, Indiana, Iowa
and Illinois, to follow. This classif-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
NEXT YEARS GAMES
Minnesota Will Meet Wisconsin,
L All Crude Play" Talk Is,
Therefore, silenced.
Chicago May Also Be Taken On for
Game in Minneapolis in
November.

The sad tales Of Minnesota's al
legged rude style Of play have vanished
with the end of the season and Will
probably not again be seen In print
until next fall. For the Big Nine
conference had not been closed in
Chicago before DR.. Williams and
Manager Fitzpatrick of Wisconsin had
closed arrangements for Minnesota
Wisconsin game in Minneapolis about
the middle of November, and there is
strong probability that Chicago and
Minnesota will also arrange a game
for some November date. The Thanks
giving game between Minnesota and
Michigan is practically assured.
Should the Chicago team be in
next year DR.. Williams will have four
hard games on his hands. The Chi
cago game, If it is decided upon, will
Undoubtedly be played in Minneapo-
lis. however, and that will give Min
nesota the advantage of three big
games at home. Illinois, If taken on
next season. must also come to Min
neapo1is, since this seasons game was
played at Champaign.
A. schedule SO arranged would give
Minnesota rooters an opportunity tC
see good games at home such as they
have not enjoyed this year and such
as loyal supporters are entitled to.
1t would be a nara SChedule fOl
Minnesota, for which the preliminary
games with Ames and Grinnell anG
other small teams here and with Iowa
at Iowa City might not be sufficient
to prepare even the powerful team
which Minnesota is sure to have mex
year; but there would be only one
hard game, that with Michigan al
Ann Arbor, away from home, and tina
would help a great deal
Illinois and Wisconsin on NOrthror
field VII not be very dangerous con
testants. Illinois, defeated six times
this year. handicapped by the diff
culties Of getting into shape on the
too warm prairies a hundred mile:
south of Chicago, and beginning it,
proposed graduate system of coach
Ing, does not promise great things fol
next year. Wisconsin will be {
strong team, but probably not of the
highest class. Iowa has done goot
work under Chalmers and on her owl
field next year will probably put III
q. hard game.
But should Minnesota be able sue
cessfully to take on all five of these
teams next year she will have estab
lished II record in western football
never edualed. Certainly her pros.
pects for success next year are to b.
com pared only with those of Michi.
gan.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
FOOTBALL
HONORS FOR CHAMPS
A Royal Entertainment for Varsity
Football Squad Planned
by Citizens.
The Affair to Be Big, Lively
Stag Social at Masonic
Temple,

big, enthusiastic outpouring of
patriotic citizens. especially members
OF the Commercial club, is expected
Saturday night at the Masonic Temple
when a public testimonial, IN line
with T h Journ S original sug-
gestion. Is to be given to the entire
football squad Of the university, in
Guiding, of course, the champion team
of the west.
The evening is to be one Of unal-
loved pleasure. The highest class of
vaudeville talent has been secured for
the occasion and an entertainment
lasting two hours and half has been
arranged. It will be made up of box
lng, wrestling, singing, dancing and
the audience will at the same time
enjoy a continuous buffet lunch and
cigars The affair will begin about 8
O'clock and from $50 for half an hour
the 'cranks' will swap gridiron
stories and "reminiscences of games OF
former days will be given by some
members of the old-time squads when
BILLY" Van Camper, Belden and
George Cole used to be the idols of the
athletic girls at the U.
Tickets are on sale to-day at the
Commercial club and by all members
Of the club at 81. When Ann Arbor
gave an affair of the sort last year the
committee had to give out word not
to send any more money in, that 1T
had no way to spend it. The local
committee guarantees to get rid of
any amount that is subscribed in a
perfectly legitimate manner. If the
top floor of the Masonic Temple is
not damned full Saturday night the
committee will be entirely mistaken
In It's forecast.
Such enthusiasts as Colonel f. M.
Joyce. Fudge" Heffelfinger, J. e.
Meyers and I. Kaufman are engi-
neering the affair and this is enough
said.
Souvenirs are to be presented to the
team and in every way the men will
be given to understand that their fine
playing has been appreciated and that
the support next year will be mag
Y,i6cenf
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
Two Limited Trains
Four Fast Express Trains

Chicago to New York daily via Penn
sylvania Short lines. The Pennsyl-
vania Limited, famous as the finest
train in the world, leaves Chicago
Union station o'clock p. M, runs
through to New York in twenty-three
hours; the Manhattan Limited leaves
Chicago / p. m, runs through to New
York in twenty-five hours, both trains
having parlor car connections from
Harrisburg to Baltimore and Wash
ington. The Keystone Express leaves
Chicago 1905 a. n., the Atlantic Ex-
press at 3 p. M. the Eastern Express
at p. M. the New York Express at
HAS p. m. Address H. r. Dering, a,
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Chicago, for further information.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
WHY NOT a "LITTLE SEVEN"
a Conference of the Colleges Outside
Nines, Tea Sih1f

n conference Oh the SOllcSeS oulSluC
the .'Big Nine Feasible.
The persistent endeavor OH the part
Of Nebraska to secure admission in
the big nine" conference Is worthy
Of the cause and admirers of good
plucky cornhuskers are so situated
geogr aphically that they cannot reach
other worlds to conquer.
Since Booth, Princeton, 80. took up
the work of coaching the Nebraska
team three years ago, Nebraska has
had almost a clear field in the Mis-
souri, valley and finds SO little to Wres-
to conquer is only natural.
The second determination reached
by the "big nine" conference to refuse
Nebraska's application for admission
may be taken as final, and it is only to
be the more regretted that the talk
of forming a second conference In the
west does not promise to materialize
into fact.
It would be entirely possible to form
this conference if Nebraska We're to
take the initiative and really desired to
be the big toad in a little puddle,
which she is already. There could be
included in this second western con-
terence the universities Of Nebraska,
Kansas and Missouri-all hot rivals,
altho Missouri generally excels in hav-
ing the weaker team-Ames and Grin
nell colleges in Iowa, Knox college in
Illinois and the University of Notre
Dame In Indiana.
Here would be little seven whose
members might get q few games with
members of the big nine" and could
put in the rest of the season fighting
it out among themselves. There
would certainly be enough games to
finish out the season, every one Of the
institutions mentioned furnish teams
which play sporty ball, even tho it
may not be of the first class, and the
members Of the conference would
benefit by the rivalry which is stimu-
lated by the formation of any con-
ference or league.
Nebraska would probably continue
to head the list, but she would be at
the head of something which had
formal honors at it's disposal and there
would always be the chance Of taking
on one or more Of the big nine''
teams.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
We Paid 100000
For Lquozone-Yet We Give You SOC Bottle Free.

into the blood that no germ could live in
any membrane or tissue.
Liquozone does that. Oxygen is Ma
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the very life Of an animals deadly to
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We spend IA days In making each bottle
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It, 1t is now employed in every great hos
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
NAVY IS WALLOPED
West Point Defeats Annapolis at
Football by a Score of
40 to 5.
The Sailors Got Only One Chance at
Landsmen's Goal, but They
Took That.

Altho a, greater social success than
ever, the West Point Annapolis foot
ball game which closed the season,
east and west, at Philadelphia, Satur-
day afternoon, was a dismal failure
from a sportsman's standpoint.
All the high lights of the army and
navy were on hand and the crush at
the game was remarkable, but the
much defeated and lighter Annapolis
team could not offer enough opposi-
ton to the West Point team to make it
a contest Injuries to the navy men
were frequent, the game dragged and
at the finish in the darkness the score
stood d40 to in favor Of West Point.
The five points made by Annapolis
were on goal from field made dur
ing the first five minutes of the game
by Chambers, who kicked from the
25-yard line at difficult angle. This
one score. was made possible by two
nbles on the part Of West Point, and
was the only time Annapolis had a
| "loOk-il.'
Toward the close Of the game Doe
Of West Point negotiated d goal from
placement, but this was the only
other feature of game which dur:
| ing most Of it's progress exhibited ali
the signs Of a running race.
The season has been a, most dis
astrous one for Annapolis which has
lost every game of importance on its
schedule.
! r {,o
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30

This company, after testing Liauozone
for two years in the most effective germ 81
diseases, paid 100000 for the United
States rights That is by far the highest
price ever paid for similar rights on any
scientific discovery.
We publish this fact to show you the
value Of Liquozone. The most worthless
product may have great claims made
about it; but men don't pay a price like
that save for a discovery of remarkable
worth to humanity.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
Kills Inside Germs.

IIiouozone alone kills germs In the body
without killing the tissues, too. 1t is SO
certain that we publish on every bottle
an offer of s., 900 for disease germ that
It cannot kill Liquozone destroys at once
and forever the cause Of any germ disease.
And there is no other way to do 1t. Any
drug that kills germs is a poison to you,
and it cannot be taken internally. Liquo-
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eases which medicine never cured.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
Liquid Oxygen

Liquozone is simply liquid oxygen-no
drugs no alcohol in it. It is the discovery
of Paul. the great German chemist. who
spent 20 years on it. His object was to get
such an excess Of oxygen in staple form
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
cation will probably please Wisconsin

uOl d DlL.
OF the various al-western'
elevens picked that lined up by the
j our n a ] does not differ materially
from those produced by other writer's
on football except in the matter Of
the quarterback position, and other
positions in the backfleld. Rogers Of
Minnesota and Redden Of Michigan
s.tions, altho the Chicago Daily
News would have Abbott of Wiscon-
sin in Rogers place at left end. The
Chicago RecOrd-Herald does the same
thing.
Phillips of Northwestern is regard
ed as ''all western candidate for right
guard and one critic, gives Gregory of
Michigan erel1ce1over Strathern at
center, while Schnur Of Chicago is as
signed to one Of the halfback posi-
tons and Jimmy Irsfeld gets sew
eral honorable mentions.
Several critics put Harris over Eek
ersall at quarter and, in fact, the star
Chicago man seems to have been about
eclipsed at the end Of the season. This
is the way Paul FL. zBruske Of the De-
troit Tribune handles the subject while
describing the Chicago Michigan
game:
utter failure Of Eckersall, and it is doubt
! full il ever player has more bitterly dis
appointed his admirers than did the Hyde
Park star, concerning whom there has
been so much discussion.
Eckersalls punting was pathetic, his
! kicks averaging little over twenty yards,
the first covering but fifteen. He never
once had a chance to run with the ball,
| and while his taekling was clever and he
! three times stood between his goal and a
touchdown, successfully stopping lis man,
| his running of the team was poor and he
| was taken out Of the game soon after the
| opening Of the second half and replaced
| by Lee Maxwell, the change working per
ceptible advantage to the maroon play.
| It is noticeable, however, that Min
nesota gets all the best Of it in all the
| elevens picked.
| FOOTBALL NOTES.
Illinois has terminated her contract with Coach
woodruff and will experiment with the gradu
ate system Of coaching next fall Wisconsin,
will attempt retain this system and Art Curtis
| at the same time.
r. B. Torrey will captain the Pennsylvania
! team next year. 1
/ The football game between Willmar and Ben
son Saturday was won by Benson. Score, IL to O.
The time to stop using Journal
want ads is when you have nothing to
sell or buy. Til then, keep them
going. Begin now.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
Germ Diseases.

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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
RHEUMATISM
NOT A SKIM DISEASE

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pains shooting through the joints and muscles and they
naed and the sufferer to lniments and asers
relief while quiet the temporarily
rubbing
disease the blood and all through the SYSTEM
and time exposed the conditions that caused
the first attack going to have another and
will last long the poison is in the blood matter what
you apply externally Too acid in the blood of
troubles Digestion
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30


torpid liver are other causes
which bring OH this painful dis
ease, because the blood becomes
tainted with the poisonous mat
ter which these organs fail to
carry out of the system. Ger
tain secret diseases will produce
Rheumatism, and of all forms
this is the most stubborn and
severe, for it seems to affect
every. bone and muscle in the
body. The blood is the medium
by which the poisons and acids
are carried through the system
rheumatism you have, it must /
can never get permanently rid Q
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30

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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30

UNABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.
Sidney, Ohio, August 20, 1903.
A few months ago I was feeling weak
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-30

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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-01-22
DEVERY ON GREENE.
Thinks Military Man Not Fitted tc
Run Police Department.

New York, Jan 22-"Csod save i'm.
He's a mark He'll make a worse police
commissioner than Partridge. Can he
hit bulPs-eyes around corner, around
1000 cOrners2 If he can't he's got no
business bein' police commissioner
for that's what that mans got to do.
See Now. mind wish i'm all sorts
of luck. but he's a military man, and no
military man won't do at 300 Mulberry
street
Thus did William S. Devery. former
police chief. voice his sentiments con-
corning the appointment of Gen. Greene
as Commissioner Partridge's successor
as the head of the police department.
Go as fer as you like. Say what you
want ter, and remember it comes from
Bill DeVery,' was the way he put it.
'Appointed-say it's shame to use
that word. Mayor Low didn't appoint
Gen. Greene. Low was fggerin out
somethin' when this general got his job
Theorists Che stopped after getting the
word out with faultless pronunciation)
don't never appoint. They does what
others tells 'em.
When I was down at Mulberry street
things happened. DeVeryism stands
for truth, good politics, and a good gov
erned city as I've said several times.
That's the same as DR.. Parkhurst
taught. Well, his teachin's and my doc
trines mix. But. say. that's jest what
the city amt gettin' now.
HOW'S things comm nOW2 Rotten. A
week ago a neighbor comes to me and
says his house is touched for silverware
worth $500 and his cooks gone. I tells
him to report it to police. He does, and
around to see about it. That's what
we're gettin' now. The best thing
Greene can do is to wake up before he
gets lost in the gas"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-01-22

Tanning Mill company has a tanning
mill running which makes as much
noise as a Topeka street car and Will
fan anything put into it.
The Loose-4Viles Cracker and Candy
company, which is bueking the trust.
has a large Illuminated picture Of their
factory and a booth where candies anu
cookies are served free
One of the novel exhibits is a GOLD
fish aquarium with one OF the usuaI
castle ruins in the bottom of the tank.
The ruins are lighted by electricity, ana
the gold fish, as they swim about. shine
ike trolling spoons in clear water.
The Crosby Bros. exhibit is a dining
and bedroom furnished. The dining
room is furnished with an elaborate set
Of Flemish oak furniture. and the bed
room is furnished in mahogany In tbs
booths a register is kept for Out-of-town
visitors to register and give their ideas
Of the exposition.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-01-22
FOOD VS.. DRUGS.
A Drug Mans Wisdom That Counts

It's a shrewd man who, while in the
drug business. learns that although
drugs are all right in their place. the
use Of Drooer food will make medicine
unnecessary in the majority of cases.
travelling through various towns, -
writes a drug salesman from Lancaster
Pa drinking different waters to which
1 was not accustomed. eating strangely
prepared meals at irregular hours, I
contracted dyspepsia. accompanied by
nervousness. loss of sleep and eonse-
quently loss of energy. I often had tbs
blues, that indeseribably tough feeling
which makes one look on the dark side
Of every picture, and see the shadows Of
life rather than the substance. imagine
the thousand calamities that were never
in existence. and so render life almost
uHbearab1e. Many thousands of men
under the circumstances would have re-
sorted to stimulation from drugs or
liouor.
1 happened to read an article on
Grape-Nuts about a case similar to my
own and determined to give the food a
trial. It agreed with me from the start
and the miserable distress that usually
came after eating did not manifest it.
self when ate Grape-Nuts asked for
this 1000 at every motel at WHICH
stopped and made it the principal part
of the meal Ny stomach soon got SO
that 7 could eat any kind of rich food
in connection with Crape-Nuts without
it distressing me Ny dyspepsia ana
nervousness disa DDeared and life looked
bright and happy once more. I am now
well, healthy. happy and able to work
Is hours out Of the II and can sleep like
( a healthy child the other eight hours
Ny family soon tires of muShy cereal IS
but we never tire of Crane Nuts. The
children thrive on it and enjoy it. You
may publish this is you think it win en-
Courage others to try Grape Nuts instead
of medicine or spirituous remedies that
stimulate the system for a time but do
not build It W." Name given by Pos
tum Cereal Co.. Bottle Creek, Mich.