Okolona messenger., 1903-03-11

on patent meoielneS Wnru ne so''
old.
The only real difference between
men and women is that mon have TO
die before they break into the angel
class
When a young man gets TO be 3 So
ciety leader you will usually hnd him
at the tail end Of every other process
sion.
When the flre bell rings, II you can't
help to put II out, offer to take care
OF the baby next door while its moth
er runs.
We don't like the expression:
"Prostrated with grief" We don't
like this lying down before trouble,
any way.
Blodds-"Your tailor doesn't seem
to give you q very good ht.n Slo6os
-dNo, but he gives me credit, which
ls better.
An Ohio youth recently married a
girl after having proposed thirteen
times. The old superstition is still
working.
When you abuse your rival people
think you are getting the worst OF III
Won are really abusing yourself and
praising your rival.
I Some merchants are 90 accustomed
to battling In argument with schemers
they will not even agree with solici-
4 tor on the weather.
Many a man who imagined his ex-
= istence necessary TO the worlds move
+ ment has been inferred In u pine box
without trimmings.
Any woman would cheerfully weae
shoes with holes Ia the soles to be able
n to print a fashionable street numcer
e on her visiting card.
When a mau sings be is willing to
y listen to other amateurs, but when ne
e stops singing himself he quits listen
ing to other amateurs.
e There is an organized movement IN
n MARYLAND to protect the tlsh. Some
mysterious guardian spirit seems 70
1t look after the Holsters.
1t What has become Of the old fashion
ad man who said of his enemy: 81
@ wouldn't trust him any further than
y could throw q bull by the tailP"
Every wife has an idea that IL she
IA could Induce her husband 70 SLEEP
IA with a stocking around his throat thai
1t would be a sure cure for his cold.
II girl has been engaged two ol
three times, aud is q little old. pro
l., cession wedding creates almost al
al much talk as q breach ofpromise case
lv You can always make 9 woman sur
5. YOU love her IL you come home in tn
he evening and tell her you felt queer al
q dav because you forgot to kiss hel
goodbye in the morning.
Much fun is made OF society slush Il
=, newspapers, but Il Is no worse thai
- the rot sporting editors run into inter
views with prize fighters just after
battle.
ne II you praise q man who reall
ut ought to be in Jail, IL Is said that 20
have q kind heart; but II you praise
M. worthy man, il is said you belong to
h Mutual Admiration society, and ar
slushy.
- President Roosevelt ts this kind Of
- man Of courage and convictions: HI
nc nhvsicians told him be must not &
without an overcoat, and he appe are
k NEXT day In 3 blizzard without one
Ic- though he had bad cold.
Those gentlemen who are fallin
I'm over themselves to get out Of th
ret navy should remember that whe
thew butt into the cold, hard prOpOsi
ton of business or politics they'll wis
lc they were back in the pictnresqu
JUS profession.
n Won would have your womenf0l
'rk economical. let them handle none
OF and learn to respect its value. Thel
nav be women who have not sufhciel
- vomanRness to honor the confidenS
- this trust implies; but they are excel
tons. If such be your daughters,
4 vOur business to teach them othe
6 wise. IN they be your wives, it
bic vour own fault for having marie
Them. When g father gives bis "a
led an allowance he should do the san
elf for his daughter; not ss matter
material favor-for the daughter
biTls might double the sons Ellowani
but as g matter Of discipline,
AZ financial experience and education.
& Nature "mskes an things beautif
eh in their time" Every one Of life
a. seasons, when life moves on Nature
I is lines. has its own charm and besut
"a n Many women dread that period WI
ne thev must experieuce change Of lii
=. They fear that face and form n
~ suffer by the change, and that ID
- 81 may fail % please those whom thf
- love. ne vziae Of Doctor PisTc'
- - Favorits Prescription in the erisis
~ woman's life les in the fact t1st i q
ziSts nature Its use preserves {
balance and b1oya1cy of the mind a.
m snstAins the physical powers Ma
- women have expressed their Zraftin
for the help and comfort gwen
sFavorits Prescription" n tbs tEyt
{ psrsod. Its be1edts are not paasi
A haf psrmazen4 and conoloa % weu
h2Ppinsss &c vel ss physical stTs1gi
ln- Il appezra tat q ehild boE1 whs
11o he cCu3 hrs1 witti1Ely ope1 kzs ey
ne Epo1 q noeas sC1are, fraDeo -
pzlaces wkuss fresooed and sc1lptEr
iroat sho1ld faoe IN gHrdszs1 spac
tie : lovely foUzkAzn with Erozps q oel
ms sifEl EintuREy gllUpsed tAro1Ea !