Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1903-05-01


Puck.
She-Doctor, Is Squeedunk good
place to go for rheumatism? Doctor
Sure. That's where | got mine
troit Free Press.
Frightful Pat has got an awful
cash In his face" Does II seen to
hurt him muchg" No lie uses IL to
eat wlth."-New York sun.
when Mr.. Casey died he left all
he had to the orphan asylum In
deed That was nice of him. What
did he leaye:' Ills twelve children
Chicago Evening Post
sunny South Item; Where In
thunder are you going with that stove
aud all those overcoats?' Il am going,
my friend. to spend the winter Ia
Florida. Atlanta Constitution.
Phrapper after his tenth MISS oh
hang the BIRDS Keeper sir,
but we alnt got no string, but II you
likes to let me have the gun III shoot
EN- for you.-Glasgow Evening Times.
Quickest Way; Mr.. Kidder--People
cuy thui II 10 iihPpSsibiN W h's !" ~
die in haystack--but they're wrong.
Mrs. Kidder--How would you go about
Il? Mr.. Kidder-Walk across the stack
in my stocking feet.--Denyer Repub-
llcan.
DR.. Smarty Had Il very delicate
surgical operation ut my place yester-
day. Removed an arm from lady's
waist. DR.. Synnex--lf it was your
arm the operation could not have been
very painful TO the lady.--Boston
Transcript.
And now" said the teacher, ut the
end of a long description of the brain,
where Is the seat OF memory Can
any Of you tell mer' 'Yessum' re-
piled Johnny Brighteyes; 'in the lit.
tle finger. where you tie string around
1t to make you recolect'--Cincinnau
Commercial Tribune.
Restful wllns-Dat new hobo hez
less completed his first century ride
on de trucks in freight train. Mar
row Gauge Nevins-Dld 1t please blm
much? Restful Rawlins-Not bit!
He said de dust an jolts reminded him
NV de days when he wuz rich an own
ed an "autov'--Puck.
Shopkeeper. (whose patience Is com
| pletely exhausted) call the
porter to kick this fellow out. impor-
tunate Commercial Traveller lundannt-
ed,-Now. while we're waiting for the
porter. III show you an entirely new
| line-best thing you ever laid eyes on.
Glasgow Evening Times.
Are you sure the course Is clear
she whispered. sliding down to the
arms of her lover. Yes" he respond
ed: II succeeded In boring hole In
| the waterpipe Your father has dis
! covered 1t. and will keep his finger over
the hole until the plumber arrives.
Gomez Philadelphia Bulletin.
Somewhat Broken: WAS Mrs. Mur-
/ phy pleased when she heard her lus-
| bands voice on the phonograph:'
VERY much So" But the record was
scratched and his speech sounded In
coherently" Eyes. she said It sound
ed Just like him talking when he came
home from the club. Chicago News.
The Self Efracing Act: Myer-ln old
en- time it Is said.that 1t was possible
for man to render himself Invisible.
Gyer-Pshawi that's not at ali remark
able. Men In this country are doing
It every day. Myer--You don't tell me!
How do they manage III Gyer-By
marrying famous women.-Chicago
News.
Nr. Mulhooly-Phwat fur are yez
maxim such noise on that pianny Z
Y'r drivin' me distracted wild y'r rack
| ct. an me head achin' lolk II wud split
In two PAGES! Daughter-Them new
neighbors mkt door has been complain
In OF my playin'. Mr.. Mulhooiy Be-
gorra. hammer harder.-Sew YORK
Weekly.
Not SO Bad: Mrs. Henpeck-l read
this morning about man who was
arrested twenty minutes after his we'd
ding aud sent 10 prison for iifteen
years. Isn't that awful? Mr. Hen
peck-Oh. don't know. The law
doesn't compel him to take his wife
to prison with him, does it?-Balti-
more World
Taken at Her Word: "Now,' said
Mrs. Biggleson's cousin at breakfast
ON the morning after her arrival,
don't make company of me. want
TO be treated just as il were one OF
the family" "All right" replied Nr.
Biggleson. helping himself to the ten
der part OF the steak, well try to
make you feel right at home. CHI
cago Record Herald.
My dear sir wrote the editor 10
the persistent young author, lin order
TO simplify matters somewhat. we are
inclosing a bunch of our declined with
thanks notices. II you will put one
Of these IN an envelope with your man
J uscript. and mail II 10 yourself. II viii
make II easier for all OF us, and you
will be saving something In postags
a. we'll. Chicago Evening Post.