Arizona republican., 1903-07-13

| tomyhawk. I was parlez-vous- to beat boarding school goil. But when I won seventeen franc from one of me II French uncles. learning him how to II shoot craps. he used some woids what was dead ringers to me. l asked Ouch ess what dey was. but she says dere was no woids in English to explain 'em. If dats so. Unky must have used ! some gaudy laagwudge, or else Ouch ess hasn't de neck holt ol English my wife ought to have. l was telling Mir. Paul about dat. and he says dat when de French takes de boxing gloves off deir language. and gets real busy using it wit bare fists. dey makes de woist talk of oddec nations sound like violets smell. But let ne tell you: I got in one round of straight English. all right. was floating along de Boulevard of desc Italians one day wit me stick and me pipe. and de bull dog-what was overweight from ie bites he had took out Of French poodles-when mug wit long hair. and black flag for neck tie, pipes me off in straight Manhattan. and says, "Scuse me" he says. Didn't l used to see you in New York? 2"
 Sure. if you was dere. and out for your healt," I says.
 What are you doing here" he says, putting in wit me and de dog.
 "De best l can." says I. And it's dry at dat" says I.
 Here's q empty table" he says. and We sat down at de sidewalk table. and has deuX book. whats as near as de French can come to saying, Two beers.'
 I copped de mug. all right. Hes a dead swell New Yorker I'd Cften seen at Mir. Paurs place, but he was i1 Paris den, playing at being an artist. Well, as we was sitting dere. deuX book ing now and den, him saying it done him good to hear real New York again. some English Willie boys comes along, each wit one pop eye. and one eye patched wit glass. When me friend sees dat de Englishmen was headed for him. foist he near truns a fit. and den he passes me out a hurry whisper: Stand for any game I play" he says. Desc is a couple of tuft-hunters what has near bored me to deat."
 Sure" ! says. not knowing what a tuft-hunter was. but wanting to be obliging. Everything goes" says |. and he tells de Wiilies to shake hands wit de Lord Mayor of de Bowery.
 Dey bot gives me Ge high hand shake and one Of 'em calls ne M Lord" and asks how big a city was de Bowery.
 I says it was de biggest ting on cart: and at dat bote opens deir patched eyes so wide dey dropped der windows. and says dey recalls something der travel lers had wrote about de Bowery. but dey never was on to it's size.
 Whats its principle indus ,.y. ne Lord?" asks one Of 'em.
 oh" I says. careless like. de prin- cipal industry is boiling lobsters. and frying de fat out of suckers"
 An. I see" says de Willie. "RadG@r by way of being a fishing center. Like our YarmOut, l dare say, me Lord" You're on" says l. Its by way of ? netting all kinds Of fish. and We does stunts in de whaling line-Queensberry rules" says I.
 "Dats de Lord Mayors American wit" says ne friend. tipping me de wink
 Well. after dat. Geux book wasn't in de money, and I was putting pints of , fizz where dey wouldn't do nobody no harm but me. when pchee, along comes Mir. Paul. and seeing de New Yorker h. stops to give him de gleeful 2 void. Den he pipes me off. tautful. d |. minute. and says. "Chimmie. have you , bought our tickets for Rome"
 "i was just on me way. sir I says. We've changed our minds" he says. and are off for home. Get staterooms on de ship dat sails tomorrow. and g1 , to de hotel and pack me baggage ' says he
 De Willies gasp like gold fish. an ] I chases meself. after giving 'em a in- , vito to call on mo # ever dey lost deir wads ia e. BOwery.
 We'll de next day We was off. and | here We is. I haven't been doing a ting but seing de little old Island of Manhattan. to find out if any of it has sneaked out of town trou de sub way. But it's all here. wit de hatiron to boot Honest. you never know how much New York is to de good until you've been to torn parts. I'm chasing around so much dat Duchess says l ought to go into de guide business. When I told dat to Mir. Paul he says dere is wiedom in Ge woids of Duchess.
 'Dere is many parts of me native city" he says. dat I know only by de quaint reports of dc novelists of local color: but as dey is mostly color blind. " he says. "I don't feel dat I've been I properly introduced to me native town, 3 yet. If you. Chamcs. will poissonally conduct me about town a little. I'll try not to appear too much like a locker on in Vienna"
 Dat means dat he wouldn't look like a farmer So dats what I'm doing and I'll tell you about it now and den Mr. Paul being de poissonal party. and me being de poissonal conductor.
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