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The Saint Paul globe., 1903-01-21

CHICAGO, Jan. 2O.-Wheat, corn.
oats and provisions ruled firm Nav
wheat closing 1-8@1-4c, May corn 3-8c,
May oats 1-2@5-8c and provisions Is
02I l-2c over yesterday. The strength
generally seemed to be due to specu-
iatiVe actlVlty more than to any change
in the situation.
In the wheat market, as usual. the
hand OF interest termed the leading
long could be seen. May wheat open-
ed up 1-2@58c to Liza 3-Sc lower. at
'9W79 1-4c, numerous small holders
unloading. Their offerings, however.
were readily absorbed by the big op-
orator mentioned, and in consequence
May rallied early to 70 5-Sc At this
price the support previously given was
Withdrawn temporarily, and the lead
ing long was reported TO have unload
ed approximately 500, 900 bushels Of
May on the upturn. With the added
incentive of liberal receipts and weak
ness III Northwestern markets. the
crowd quickly pressed the price down
to IS 3-4c.
Support More General.
AT this decline support, influenced
somewhat by reports of fair export
sales and decrease of 100000 in
, tne worlds visible, became more gen
eral, and rally tc 79 3-4c ensued. The
upturn met liberal liquidation, with
little hesitation, and the close was
stronger at the top price, 79 3-4c, 1-40
5-6c over yesterday. Local receipts
were 63 cars, l of contract grade Min
neapol1S and Duluth reported 364 cars
making total for the three points of
AZ cars, against 397 last week and 40S
a year ago. Primary receipts were
ll8,C0O bu, compared with 900 bu
the corresponding day last year.
Ihe corn market opened easy on lib
eral country acceptances, weak cables
and favorable weather. Later the mar
ket turned firm and fairly active on
receipts smaller than expected and the
report that an influential house. was
supporting prices. A good cash de-
mand was contributory factor in the
strength. January was especially in
Good demand, and closed 1-2c higher
at ~ 3-8c. May sold between 43 5-8c
ana "A Use, and closed 3-Sc up, at
A 1-6c Receipts were 61S cars.
Oats Turn Firm on Coverinu.
Oats opened easy on liberal receipts
ana country acceptances, but turned
firm on covering. Liberal selling by a.
prominent house checked the advance
Tor time, but later the buying move
ment became general, and as offerings
in the pit were light, prices advanced.
The wheat strength was the main in
tluence. May sold between 35 lac and
36 1-Sc, and closed at 1-2@5-Sc over.
at. 36c. Local receipts We're 367 cars
Provisions were dull but firm on the
advance in hog prices and smaller re-
ceipts at the chief receiving points.
May pork closed 81 1-2c higher, at
$16.12 IL; May lard 15c up, at
S96I IL, and May ribs zoe better, at
1922 1-2
The estimated receipts for tomorrow
are: Wheat, 35 cars; corn, $50 cars;
oats, 200 cars, and Al, 900 head of hogs.
The leading futures ranged rs follows:
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OTHER GRAIN MARKETS.

Milwaukee. Wis.-FIour firmer. Wheat
strong: No | northern, S0A @SOAc
Steady; No. 1, 5115 a SIC. Barley
Steady No. 2. &c; sample, 49@56hc.
Oats-Higher; standard, 35A @35Ac Corn
May, 44c sellers.
Kansas City -Wheat-May, 7O1s a
aa0Ac; July, o673sc; cash, No 2 hard, 66@
681sc; No. red, 690691zc. Corn-Jan-
uary, 3SAc; May, 1914 @3S1ac;. cash, No 2
mixed, 39@39Ac; No. 2 white, 40c. Oats
No. white. 351a @36c.
Liverpool-Wheat-Sp firm; No. 2
red Western; winter, 6s 1ad; No 1 Cal
ifornia. SIS Cd. Futures. steady; March,
6s 312d; May, IS 2asd Corn-Spot, quiet;
American mixed. new. As lid; mixed, old,
no stock. Futures, steady January, NOM
lnal; March, As 45sd; May, As Sd.
Toledo, hio--Wheat-7Fairly active,
lower; cash and January, 79c; May. 82Ac.
Corn-Dull. steady; January. 4614c; May,
443sc. Oats-DulI, firm; January, 36Hc;
May, $3.50. 'Rye--No. 2. 531ac Clover
Seed-Dull, firm; January. $7.05; March,
81 IS; prime timothy, 81 80; prime alsike,
S2 35 --N@r"A--
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chanaes ln. suppLles.

NEW YORK. Jan. 20.-SpeciaI cable and
telegraphic communications, to Brad
streets show the following changes in
available supplies as compared with last
account:
Wheat-Unfted States and Canada, east
of Rockies. decreased II, 600 bu; afoat for
and in Europe, decreased $500, 900; total
supply decreased 2,517, 900.
Corn-United States and Canada, east
of Rockies, decreased 81, 600 bu.
Oats-United States and Canada, east
Of Rockies, decreased 2T6.000 bu.
Among the more important increases
reported this week are those of 1,054 900
bu at Fort William, Port Arthur and
Keewatin; 1921 600 bu at st. Joseph and
SO, 900 bu at Portland, Me-
The leading decreases are those of 300-
100 900 bu at Chicago private elevators,
81 600 bu at Rochester, So, 900 bu at Bur-
lington, 1000 bu at Davenport and so 900
bu at Nashville
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CORN AND OATS ALSO UP
THEY CEASE TRAILING ALONG
BEHIND WHEAT

Leading Long" Again Shows His
Hand ConspicuousIy in Wheat
Many Small Holders Unload and
Their Offerings Are Readily Absorb
ed-Oats and Corn Open Easy and
Turn Firm.
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(HAS. !. HAAS GNNHlSSIll CO
Live Stock Commission Merchants

Live Stock Commission Merchants.
Room 10 Exchange BLDG, Union stock
Yards. South ST. Paul. Mimi, and
Union Stock Yards, Chicago. III.
All correspondence will receive PROMPT
attent-0A Liberal advances male on
consigrments. References-Union Stock
Yards or any Commercial Agency.
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PR0FESSIONALSBAFFLED
THEY DON'T SUCCEED IN FoRc.
ING STOCK PRICES LOWER.

Buying Orders Placed on Scale Down.
ward and Recovery Comes to Stop
for Lack of Motive Power-Market
Finally Falls Back into Its Deepest
Rut of IdIeness.
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PRODUCE AND FRUIT.

Commission Row, Jan 20.-Tradlng in
the open market at today's meeting Of
the Produce. Exchange established the
following prices:
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Incorporate
UEsaGSs Arizona laws

Most liberal corporation laws IN the
United States. No franchise tax or ex-
orbitant fees. Private property ex-
empt from corporate debt. Par OF
stock made any amount. No limit on
capitalization. Stock made mon assess
able for any purpose. No amount Of
stock required to be subscribed. No
state control. No state examination
of books. Legislature cannot repeal
your charter. Keep office anywhere.
Do business anywhere. We attend to
all business and pay all fees, and
charge but few dollars in any case.
Write for booklet of information and
corporation laws. Correspondence So
licited. Agents wanted in every city
in the United States. Liberal COM
missions. Address
Arizona Corporation Charter
Company,
Monihan Bldg, PhOsnlx, AriZ.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-01-21
HOG PRICES UNCHANGED
RECEIPTS QUITE LIBERAL-QUAL-
ITY NOT AS GOOD AS MONDAY

Butcher Cattle Sell Steady-Nothing Of
Very Good Quality Among the Offerings
No Change In stocker and Feeder
Prces-eoOd Quality Stock Steers in
Best Demand.
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London Closing Stocks.

Consols for money, 9S7s consols, for ac-
count, SO. Bar silVer@quiet, u 1850 per
OUNCE. Money 3@3A per cent The rate
or discount in the open market for short
pills IS ~ 43 9-16 per cent; three months
bills 3ss @312 per cent.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-01-21

whas bwer9d Tronsy b. SsPh0as SeB Pa5sF a5Efed
Streeter-I am. I wrote two notes-one
to my broker asking him if he took me
for a fool. and the other to Miss Golding
asking her if she would be mine. While
I was out somebody telephoned Yes
and / don't know which of EN- it was
Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-01-21
State Grain Inspection.

Other Grains-Winter wheat. 61; No. A
corn, IL; no grade corn. 20; No. oats
85; No. northern oats. 10; no grade oats
10; No. 2 rye, 9; no grade rye, 2; No 8
barley, 10; No. barley, 80; No. barley
20; no grade barley, >; No flax, Is
No | northern. flax, l; rejected flax, H.
northern. 81; No northern, AS; No. g.
q; rejected, 12;no grade, II; No corn,
3; no grade corn, IL; No. oats, II; no
grade oats, 3; No 2 rye, 1; No. 4 barley,
T6 No. 5 barley, 5; no grade barley, /
rejected flax 10
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-01-21

CHICAGO. Jan 20-Butter-Easv
ereameIies; 17@251a GD26c; dairies. 17@23c
ESgs-Dull: loss off. cases returned 24c.
Cheese-Steady; twins, 13c; daisies. 1917 %
14c; Young Americas, 1870. Dressed
Poultry-Quiet; turkeys firm, 15Ql8c;
chickens, SG12c.
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Statement OF the treasury.

WASHINGTON, D. c.. JAM 20-To-
days statement of the treasury balances
IN the general fund, exclusive of the $780,
O0O'00o gold reserve in the division of re-
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-01-21

SOUTH ST. PAUL. Jan. 20-Estimated
receipts at the Union Stockvards today:
Cattle, 1.200; calves, 200; hogs, $500: !:
sheep 1.100; cars, 140
The following table shows the receipts
thus far in January as compared with the
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n of stock Monday, Jan. 19:
Cattle HOGS Chonn

...'.....:.: o75 5,o5F i.-U-
Cattle-Receipts of all kinds fairly lib
eral Prices generally steady. No good
butcher cattle on sale. Stock steers i'm
best demand in stocker and feeder divi-
sion Bulls and veals steady. Representa-
tive sales
Butcher Steers
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HAY. GRAIN AND FEED.

st. Paul Board of Trade. Jan. 20.-No
sales.
Receipts cars hay; cars straw.
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Daily Wheat Movement.

The following are the receipts and ship
ments at the principal primary wheat
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Bank CleaTinos.

st. Paul, $1,078,459. L
Minneapolis, $2.257,363,
New York. $27S,413, 760.
Chicago. $29.S92, ,399.
Baltimore. $4,200,907. -
Philadelphia. $21,827,15SA
Boston, ,880,691. 5fr
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l8IlIV'Is Tic Shippers on the market to-
day We're: c. Black, Welch; NJ Miller.
Shafer; j. p. Eull St. MichaeIs; T..
ton; c. Muller Waverly; G. G. Perkins.
Gokato; c. e. Valleley. Blooming Prairie: +:
!, ird IL; lt,d1a Laughlin, Owatonna; G. Wiberg,
Riley Bros, Ellsworth; NJ. Schuchart A
Faulkner and A. L. Mcdowell, Hutchin-
son; son; c; Rolf, Norwood; o. ]. Thomp-
son. Melton: w. A. McVay and ]. LitteI.
A.ehyon; o. Du Bois and ]. John. Monte
1X1ldeo; T. II; Brown, Granite Falls: M.
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Sheep-Marllet little more active
Prices steady on all kinds. Representative
sales: '''
Killing Sheep and Lambs
no. no. hIpd. W.T.. Price
u ewes .................. 2 "a
o. ewes '...-.............130 3 so
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-01
WESTMORELAND.
Successful Entertsinments--Per Perso
ais, Etc
OAK Grove, Va, July 29, BOB

Oak Grove, Va, July %, 1903
Cbildren's Day exercises were held at
the Baptist church here last Sunday
week. and were OF "A most interesting
character. The church was prettily deco
rated for the occasion with eyergreens
and flowers. "A large arch extending
across the church ia front Of the pulpit,
which was garlanded with bouquets aud
cut flowers. Mr.. Robert Spi!lman opened
the exercises with a fine address 20 the
little folks. and Mr.. Warren McGinnis
closed with one. Many Of the hechildren OF
the school recited touching and appro-
pirate pieces. which showed how well
they had been trained by their teachers
The music was very sweet and was
specially enjoyed by all present. The ex-
ercises closed with taking a collection,
followed by the benediction. Last sun
day the protracted meeting began 10
this church. The pastor, Mir Connally il
being assisted ~ Rev. Mr. Mcneil, Of
Washington, VINO IL a young minister oi
much ability, aid II doing fine preaching.
He also sings well and his solos are
greatly enjoyed, and are an attractive
feature
The protracted meeting at Grace Meth
odist church will begin the ~ sunday IN
August
Mrs. Elizabeth Egerton, accompanied
hy her daughter. Miss Matte il visiting
her father. Mr. John h. Wilson, at
v wakefield
Miss Boyd. school friend Of Miss
Janet Latane, is visiting her az the rec.
tory.
Mrs. Charlie Reed il visiting Capt War
rem Reed at this place.
Misc Florence Greenlaw has returned
from "A pleasant visit in Washington.
Miss Emily Massey il home from her
pleasant position at Parsons, W. Va.
Miss Augusta Writ, Of Baltimore, il
visiting her uncle, Mr. Willie Writ, and
family at Wirtland.
Mr. and Mrs. Skeeter and little daugh-
ter will return home soon from a visit
10 Mrs Ske3ter's parents, Mr and Mrs.
John Taylor. near here
The entertainment given at Mr. RObt
Marshall's last week for the benefit OF
Grace church was pleasant occasion
and success. at which S25 were realized
for the good cause
Merry picnic parties are frequent, and
the young people enjoy them greatly.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-01
Venezuelan Rebels surrender.

Caracas. Venezuela, July 29.-Gen-
eral Antonio Ramos. one OF the last
of the chiefs of the revolution TO re-
main in the field, who had a camp
near Santa Lucia, has surrendered to
the government, together with 400
men. their arms and ammunition.
BIB. Botanic Blood Balm is now
recognized as a certain and sure cure for
eczema, itching skin. humors, scabs, scales
watery blisters, pimples, aching bones OF
Joints. bOils, carbnncles, prickling pain II
the skin, old eating sores, ulcers, etc
Botanic Blood Balm, taken internally
cures the worst and most deep seated
cases by enriching, purifying and vitaliz
ing the blood, thereby giving healthy
blood supply 10 the skin Botanic Blood
Balm is the only cure, TO stay cured, fol
these awful, annoying skin troubles
Heals every sore and gives the rich glow
of health TO the skin. Builds up the
broken down body and makes the blood
red and nourishing. Especially advised
for chronic, old cases that doctors,
patent medicines and hot springs fail TO
cure. Druggists, ST. To prove b. B. b.
cures, sample sent free and prepaid by
writing Blood Balm Co, Atlanta, Ga.
Describe trouble, and free medical advice
sent In scaled letter. Sold at Goolrick's .
Modern Pharmacy
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-01
Her LiffIe Joke
Stunned The Duke

They were In the studio Artists
trappcry and bohemian paraphernalia
were placed about the room with
studied caroies-ness.
Heavy tapestries and portieres
choked the walls. Costly stauary
medimyai firearms, pouiards. yaia-
ghans and priceless and historic armor
were ranged idly about the room.
Seated on heavily upholstered di
van. eyinr the American heiress AZ
work on an intricate landscape. wa'
the duke
BAL Jove" he CALCULATED suddenly
"Do YOU know. Miss Mulyius. In
wrapped up in you and
Huh. interrupted the wealthy
maiden with Yankee sarcasm. Il don
see why you should be wrapped mp.
haven't bought you yet"
The duke sat dunfounded, wonder
ing what there was IN her remark t6
cause smile 70 break ont over hel
sweet yisage New York Times.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-01
CAROLINE.
Notes Personals. etc.

Bowling Green. Va. July 10Th. 1903.
Miss Louise and Master Clifford II aine.
entertained n number OF their Young
/ friends on last Monday evening in honor
of their guest, Master Roger Orrison. oI
Washington. The yard WAS brilliantly
| lighted with japanese lanterns. and the
scene was one not snon 10 be- forgotten
All preeent spent a delightful evening.
Mr. r. 4 Coghill spent Wednesday in
Richmond on business
Miss Eleanor BOrmm n spending some
time with relatives in Louisa
Miss Annie White and Mr. Roper Rains
went down on Wednesday night to Dos.
well, where they will spend several days
at the home Of Mr. 7. B boswell.
Little Misses Alice and Ellen Broaddus,
have returned from a short visit to Rich
mond.
Misses Osborne and Smith, Of Norfolk
are the guests Of Mrs j. ". Gill. at her
home here
DR.. b. f. Butler has about completed
the addition to his home on Main street
which il great improvement
Mrs Il. q. PeatrOss returned on Sstnr-
OhN iTOUi ~ WISH ~ i47rFNs Uff1lul ulhhlfu
by Mrs. e. b. Newbill. who will be her
guest for some time
Mrs. Cundii spent several days Of thi-
week with the family oi Mr. Cropley az
their home near Milford.
Mrs. Kate Barbour Howard and little
son. of Richmond are spending some
time al the Academy, the home Of Dr. II.
l.. Qnares
Mrs. Ssson and littleson, have returned
to their home near Richmond. after IA
pleasant visit to the family OF Clerk +
K. Cogbill
Mr.. Eddie Wright, Of y J.. Is expected
home this week to spend his vacation
Mrs. G. l.. Collins and daughter, Miss
Annie, have returned from Buckroe Beach
Mr Charlie Jessee, of y Y. il spending
a portion Of this week with the family Of
Mr C. l. Collins.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Frank and little
daughter have returned To Wilmington,
after q short visit TO the family of Mr. j.
" parloW Y Z
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-01
CURE FOR HAY FEVER.
D. c. Bowman Says Hyomei Will
Give Relief-Sold Under Guar
antee.

D. c. Bowman Says Hyomei Will
Give Reiief-Sold Under Guar
antec.
The season for hay fever il almost at
hand and many people feel that they will
be obliged 20 leave town in order 10
avoid the sneezinR. watery eyes and
other annoying symptoms OF this dlsa.
greeable summer disease.
D. e. Bowman wishes MS 10 announce
that when Hyomei Is used either as pre-
ventive orcure, there will be no hay fever.
He advise the use OF Hyomei daily for
two or three weeks before the usual
time for the annual appea 4nce Of hay
fever. In this way the 81 acki will be
prevented. II, however, the preventive
treatment was not started soon enough
and the disease comes on, use HyOmei six
orseyen times daily and also rub Hyomel
Balm thoroughly into the nostrils both
morning and night This treatment will
relieve 1T once and give a speedy and
permanent cure.
Hyomei actually brings into your own
home a climate filed with ozone and
healing balsams, the same air that one
breathes at the White Mountains OF
other health resorts.
There is no stomach dosing when lily.
omei is used Ii il Natures own method
for curing ell diseases of the respiratory
organs. and is breathed through a neat
pocket inhaler that accompanies every
outfit, so that the medicated air reaches
the minutest air cells, killing all germs
and soothing and healing the irritated
mucous membrane.
It is the one treatment for hay ievel
where D. c. Bowman guarantees TO re
fund the money il it does not give salts
faction All who are subject TO hay feyel
should begin it's use at once so as to pre-
vent the disease. -
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-01
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

By local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portions Of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness. and that Is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an inhamed condition Of the
mucous lining Of the Eustachlan lube.
When this tube is infamed you have a
rumbling sound OF imperfect hearing. and
when il is entirely closed, Deafness is the
result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored o. It's nor
nal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever. Nine eases out Of ten are caused
by catlrrh, which is nothing but an in
famed condition OF the mucous sul faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars FOR
anv case of Deafness caused by catarrhl
that cannot be cured by Halls Caiarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
+. J. CHENEY X CO., Toledo, q.
Sold by druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best,
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-01
PEOPLES PARTY UNITE
National Conference Results In Har-
mony Between Factions.
ALL PAST DIFFERENCES SETTLED

Resolutions Emphatlcally Oppose
Fusion With Either Democrats Or
Resublieans-omaha Platform En-
dorsed.
Denver Colo, July 29.-Amalgama'
ton into one party has been effected
by the two factions OF the People s
Party in national conference.
The following was reported by the
committee on resolutions and was
adopted:
"rbe manifest unrest which every
where appears in the nation demon
strates the dissatisfaction OF the
American people with the present
MANAGEMENT Of goyernn9t and argues
the necessity Of the reform forces
coming together in united action al
the ballot box to obtain proper lesis
latlon whereby the right Of the people
to se'f-goyernment may be had ioI
themselves and their posterity. There
fore. we. the POpulists Of the United
States. having this day at the city ol
Denver. united forces with the dis
tinct understanding that all past dii
ferences as to policy shall be and now
are permanently settled. and eXperi
ence having demonstrated the iutliit!
of any attempt to secure the enact
ment Of our truth either through tn'
Republican or Democratic parties, VIZ
believe the time is now at hand wheI
the United Peoples Party should de
clare itself emphatically opposed t
any afiliatlon with either OF tnes'
parties and unqualihedly in favor o
national political action.
Our fundamental principles ar
known to all Populists aud are no
where better stated than in that i'm
mortal document enunciated at Omah'
Jnly I. 1898. However, for the bench
of the uniformed, we declare our un
Welding adherence to the demands 10
IA) q money whether stamped on gold
silver or paper 10 be coined and issue
exclusively by the government an
made full legal tender for all deDt'
both public and private; (B) a system
of Transportation and the transmlssio
of intelligence owned by the puDll
and operated by the government al III
cost OF service (C) land for use rathe
than for speculation, and abolition G
alien ownership.of land; CD America
ships for American foreign commerce
without a cent of subsidy.
"And as an open door for all econ
omlc reforms. we urge the rule OF IN
people through the optional reieren
dunn and initiative. and the recall {
derelict officials.
Confident in the justice OF the prlf
ciples here set forth, firmly confider
that their triumph in goyernmer
would be for the best interests OF III
neople we call upon the patriotic CIT
7eas of this country to join with us
bringing about their enactment in'
law with these principles firmly e'
tablished. equal justice would preVai
specjal privileges would be eliminate
and ours Would be, as patriots every
where desire. a government OF the pee
ple for the people and by the people
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-01

A species of the Wild goat. fhe Cara
ruurei. haunis iho rock, of the ABB So
-iuian highlands and manages % boa
i.s own as to fight against all cnrh.'S
with the exception of the feet footed
lackal. an adversary whose coonrra.
five tactics and hocnness of scent make
nicht unaralling and have I'D thr ca.
pras 10 the conclusion that under Ger
tain circumstances yalor may hr thf
better part Of discretion. Tie yelp a.
an approaching horde OF lacba's q
therefore a signal for instant rally op
the part of the goats. The nanHt'
crowd around their kids. and the buc.'
rush forward ON masse. butiing away
with a rage that lays ont yelprr ai
every spring and makes the survivors
stand back bowling and covering.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-01

Influence of Laughter on D'~eSiio"'
The efficacy OF laughter as an .a'd 10
assimilation and Authorization has
passed into such Il common physioios'
ical truism that no one Of ordinary III
tcllisencc needs TO have the principle
upon which il works elucida;ed for his
understanding in these days Of wide
" disseminated dietetic knowledge
The average person who is not contin-
uously lin the dumps knows from eX-
perlcnce that laughter is good for dl-
restlon. says What to Eat 1t should
he borne in mind that nirth and good
chccr need not express themselves In
convulsive laughter in order to inhu'
ence digestion. An amiable. content
ed. calm and cquablc temperament has
marked influence upon the digestive
processes without laughter.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-01

Now. in the course OF time the muiu
millionaire fell seriously ILL.,
lie sent for his doctors.
Gentlemen" be observed. you MAJ
have heard that once said consd
cred it a disgrace 10 die rich
1--WE have heard Of it, they replied.
"Well." he rejoined. Il still think so
for a rich man can afford the best med
ical advice there is in the world. There
fore. gentlemen. IL die 1t viii BE- ter
ribly disgraceful-to you. Further
more. If you don't restore me to healti
I will fix matters so you will not get
cent out Of my estate in payment o.
your bills"
Hearing this, the physicians exerte'
themselves and saved him, ana 10
many years thereafter he continued t
emusc himself accumulatlng none!
and giving it away.-Chicago Tribune