New-York tribune., 1903-04-27

time adventures who, deciding that lot theh
there was no turning back. burned their ooa's 10
prevent the possibility of retreat
But the issue of this joking Journal con-
tanned the following advertisement:
For sae-An ASS; very strong and quiet. Apply
this office"
1t was now the younger Journals turn to repro
duce and it unkindly added. Comment is need
less"
ONLY ONE WAY
In these days" he sighed 'Tt is difficult to
vince a cir. Of YOU, ,I sincere admiration
why, if you tell her she is pretty she thinks b1;
Is ef e Is iSea and M if you tel her She
she & sad 9fd' YS@ eG hGf @ is Way to
convince her on all points. One Is reasonably GER
Yes. yes Of course he interrupted. he took
her hand and put to her the momentous question:
that's the only way Of giving girl compliment I'm mt
somewhat ungracous and illibera to keep out of
trouble. ."-(Chicago Post.
A Mississippi made the following reply to a
matrimonial advertisement recently: I'm inclose my
photograf with My Full Description. 1t shows the
features as nachel as can bee only 1t is to Dark;
I am very lite Complexion. Gray eyes, Orborn hair,
6-foot high, waight 100 Lbs. inclined to be hump
shoudered; Muskler Man and wfdower % years
old with A Commen School Equations. but hav Got
Anof to Atten to Emmy Business. am Strictly
Morrel Don't use Tobacco Nor Whskey." He is
anxious to have her understand that her age,
Complications. wait and All Suits me to atee. Kind
Loving Girl. I hav Only One Thing to Offer. And
it is Neither Lands Mar Gold But a Strong Arm
and True Hart and will Lay Down My Life for the
Rite Girl and happy, for tired Of living
Alone. The Girl that steeis my Hart and takes
my Name for the Remainder of My Lif will make
Happy for 1 am Hunting a Girl that can idleise
and Make Angle Of.
ONLY ONE BAR.
Yes, think he'd be poet if it not for one
'i''77S What's that?'
"He isq't rich enough to be able to indulge in
But poets often poor"
couraged, either" r."-(Chicago Post.
A Young and impetuous lover in Atlanta, Ga.
recently decided get married He took out his
license for himself and girl who he thought
would make good wife. Then he went TO consult
her about it. He produced the license and served
1t on her sort OF warrant, mandamus or other
potent legal document. She said she did not want
to marry Her father agreed with her. and held
a gun on him. giving him his choice of the contents
of the gun or a horsewhipping from the young
woman He took the latter. and regards the mar
riage license failure
his way through the effete West and CHANGED In
restaurant In one OF the Ir9nIer towns & Inc b
waist dented tin tray and a couple of guns The
asked him if he had any breakfast food guess
yes, responded the COWBOY water I'VE g,' got nam
1nntfoT chops corned beef hash. hog and hominy
light bread heavy bread toast bread. apple butter
peach butter COW butter, coffee. tea buttermlk mill
ner Name your grub -'-(Springneld Republican.
One Of the most beautiful sights ever in
California according to the papers of that State
1vas observed al Corona this month. when a vast
cloud of butterflies passed the place They
few about five feet from the earth. and the mass
was half a mile wide and several miles long. No
ono knows how high ia the air the flock OF brill
iant1v colored insects extended where they went
or from
NV her name appears in the family Bible.
Ue-Perhaps she doesn't think the family blble
should be accepted Iterally.-(Puck.
The mountain laurel has caught the fancy Of the
LEGISLATORS of a New England commonwealth. who
rrefer II as a representative State flower to t<A
GOV and modest but delicious trailing arbutus. the
ynavaower of the Pilgrims and tne-P -Puritans
THE FLIRT.
There are chaps that they sit next to ons at din
And boys that in the German take you out.
There are slver-haired and also naHlSsS slhueAS
Whom YOU always meet at any lively rout'
The lads that like TO get you IN a corner
And spoon through all the dances on tne StNI'
And the naughty ones who never take dare!
But when YOU meet a person ordinary,
Serious-a white gardenia in ms coat
And doesn't seem your presence quite to note.
Whose es 3 smile rather though you amuse
As ir in fact he thought he had you pat
What ripping fun-to win him-then refuse himI
On how one hates man who acts like that!
-(kate MaSterson. In Lila