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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13
Al Achievement.

81 don't see why you should be SO
proud of winning that case" said the
intimate friend. "You were plainly in
the wrong"
"You don't understand these things
at ALL" answered the lawyer. "That's
the very thing that makes me so
ud."-EXchange
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13
Hard Hearted.

''Poor Bickers has very hard heart
ed wife," said Trivvet.
"What's the trouble now?" asked
Dicer.
''She not only broke the broomstick
over his head, but made him go to the
store and buy another"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13
Had Confessed.

Magistrate-How do you know this
German gentleman has been guilty Of
passing the spurious ten cent pieces?
Detective-I asked him if he ever
came across any bad money, and he
said "some dimes."-Judge.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13
Well Worn.

Wigg-That was pretty old joke
Borem cracked at dinner.
Wagg-Borem didn't crack it. That
joke has been cracked for years.-Phil-
adelphia Record.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13
Sure to See 1t.

"Who was it who saw the hand
writing on the wall, Freddier asked
the Sunday school teacher.
1.-THE landlord, ma'am," quickly re-
piled the little boy who lives in a fat.
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13
The Wisdom of WisevelI,

Noitt-That fellow Wisewell could
have given Solomon few pointers.
Askitt-Come on with the explana-
ton.
Noitt-When he and his family went
to the country for months vacation
Weekly.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13
A Deep Sea Tragedy.

Flora-Too bad about Gussie, wasn't
it?
C4aEa-paar mai ! haven't heard.
Fell me. quick!
Flora-He fell desperately in love
with a girl he met on an ocean steamer,
but she threw him over-Chicago TMb-
une
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13
Himself to Blame.

didn't you once say that your wife
was the making Of your
"Only once" answered Mr.. Meekton.
Henrietta heard 1t and said 1t was
very unkind and unjust to blame her
In that manner.s-Washing Star.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13
Her Right.

"What right has she to starr" asked
the envious Thespian.
'The best right in the theatrical
world" was the reply. "She has Sc
cured an angel "-Chicago%Post
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13

Peters-What proof did the doctors
have for declaring Blank insane?
Parr-He refused to take their medi.
cine.-Baltimore American. ~
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13

It may appear to you that all the;
good jobs are. taken, but by the, time
you are capable OF filing one twill
~ ssacans sAAtchiaon~ Globe. :. .....'
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13

To complain observation-disclosures
pose our own feebknSSs f0S s6mss-
Maeterlinck. ,-., ~, .s'.:..f H. +
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-13
DROWNED WHILE SWIMMING.

Two Prominent Cleveland Physicians
{ Perish in Lake Erie.
Cleveland, O., Aug. CDR. Adolph
Cuddell and DR.. Ernest H. Luetz, two
prominent young Cleveland physicians.
were drowned in Lake Erie off the
German-American club house last
evening, while swimming. +*..
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

"Great is the mystery Of Gadhne--. "
aud Of That there can be uo doubt and
yet ihe way 90 duty. 20 triumphant
death aud "a Heaven OF unendlng bliss
Is so plain that q wayiarng man can
lind 30 aud a fool need make uo mis-
take.
The prodIgal wandered Ear nom
the old homestead and having spent all
in rioi1u. living was driven Go hu-k-
to satisfy his hunger just then De-
said 90 viii arise aud go Co my faith.
er. aud when ihe word will was ui-
tered with honesty and sincerity the
way tack home opened before him. De-
planted Dis feet in 90 firmly. turned
his lace thiiherward and 10 wasn't long
before Dee ieit the warmth of mrgiy-
ing fathers Kiss and hi- welcoming
embrace.
Daniel was forced lo leave Dis home,
the holy Influence of childhood aud to
go To "a foreign court When there he
was commanded to indulge in luXuri,s
which were forbidden by bis religion,
and though The power of a throne was
brought to bear upon him that he I
might offend, he simply "purposed' /
in his heart not 90 offend and strength .
was given him 20 put his noble pur-
pose into noble performance.
One wilIed TO and the other purposed
not 90. Nothing mysterious about that
There isn't a young man vino reads
he Herald who cannot do just these
hings. Ifyou have been wandering
n the paths Of sin, you need but say:
Il will stop, and if you are trying to
i've right and the temptation comes to
i've wrong you need but purpose" to
esist.
Again we say there is no mystery
iere and no one need make shipwreck.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
Foreign Missions.

Editor H.raid,-I have just return.
"a from "a ride through a mountain re
eion of Virginia aud fmm what saw
and heard ANA perfectly satisfied that
cur nr-t duty i- 90 the heather at ouI
doors
% may hc bat wccluld douurduiy to
China aud 90 thcclas, Of our m luniain-
tlo, but one thing b. sadly certain and
that .- chat oar own benighfcd are bs-
ug sadly 90 nut crminaIiy neglected
Ihcy never hear the sound of church bell
nor of preacher voice They know
nothing ofimiuing at home, in sunday
hnpl nor secular ana perfectly
sau fled tlnt if all The missionaries
fum Virginia nov 100 the foreign fields
were go WORK BOO oar destitute home
field There would -iill Toe need .r more
eco ye into all the world" know
is the great command, bat ] do not be-
lieve that meant Co neglect Jerusalem.
LAYMAN.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
POSITIVE PROOF.
Should Convince the Greatest Skepiic in
FarmNile.

Because it's the evidence Of a promi.
nent man.
Testimony easily investigated
The strongest endorsement of merit
The best of proof
Thomas y. Mosby, Of Lynchburg,
twelve years magistrate Of Bedford
] City and two years member ofthe State
] Legislature, says
81 suffered from pain and irregular
and distressing actions of the kidneys
/ for years. There was severe aching
| pain right across these organs The
aching al times was constant and often
50 severe that ! hardly got around. II
l would st00p my kidneys would feel
rs large a. my fists and on account of
the pain it was often difficult for me To
straighten up. The secretions from the
Kidneys were dark cOlOred and distress
ing. / tried different remedies but
with little or no success until / saw
Doan's Kidney Pills advertised and
highly recommended / procured a
box at the II. G.. Crute Drug Store. us
ed them as directed and in a short time
noticed their beneficial effects. con.
tinued the treatment, taking but one
box, and as a result, the aching ceased
and the secretions became normal. 4
have also used Doan's Ointment, and
can recommend il as marvel for heal /
ing and allaying irritation
Plenty more proof like this from |
tarmville people Call at the II. &. |
Crute's Drug Store and ask what his /
customers report.
For sale by all dealers, price 80 cents /
Mailed by Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
n, Y, sole agents for the United States
Remember the name Doan's and take
no substitute.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
GOVERNMENT AID FOR ROADS

We rejoice to know that the Herald's
plea for Government aid for public
road improvement is being widely
endorsed. We long ago urged that II
the Government could legally and
justly deepen harbors, irrigate lands
and build houses in our cities il could
with equal property aid in improving
the roads Of the country. Not take
entire charge Of the subject but aid the
States In the all important work. And
then the cities would come 10 the req.
cue, and then the counties and why
not the multi-millionaires? Such
forces united and victory would be As.
sured. Not in a day. nor yet in a year.
but in good time.
Let the government begin by giving
SoOVO,OOO, as has been suggested
by another, and in addition its hest
engineering skill and such a spirit of
enthusiasm would be awakened /
throughout the land that all opposi-
ton would be swept before IL as drv
leaves yield to fierce raging flames
The wonder is that this hasn't been
done years ago, but it hasn't been and
snail the shame Of inaction longer rest
upon US as people? Let us hone NOT
But If the Government postpones ac
uon let Prince Edward and all sister
counties unite in doing their very hest
unsided, and no telling what improve
future. o." '"e near
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

Richmond is still content to drink
and dabble in muddy water when as
far back in the past as in the day Of
Solomon streams Of clear water were
brought from distance in covered
squeducts and gathered in great reser-
voirs for the supply Of the temple and
Of the city, besides feeding conduits
which afforded the necessary means
Of irrigation for his gardens
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
WHAT DOES 1T MEANl

When Union Theological Seminary
remained on College Hill, the students
were allowed to take examination
questions to their respective rooms and
there in quiet write the answers and
hand them in, but now they are re-
quired to remain together in the ex-
animation room until the work has
all been done, and as We presume un-
der the eye Of the professors. What
does this mean? How city life de-
moralized the boys? An incipient
minister Of the Gospel not to be trust
ed? We make no charges, but would
be glad to know why this change?
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
New Way Of Using Chamberlain, Cough
Remedy.

Mr. Arthur Chapman writing from
Durham, Natal. South Africa, says: "As
proof that Chamberlain's Cough Re-
medy is cure suitable for old and
young. pen you the following. A
neighbor of mine had child Just over
two months Old lt had very bad
cough and the parents did not know
what Co give it. l suggested that if
they would get bottle Of Chamber
laln's Cough Remedy and put some
upon the dummy teat the baby was
sucking 10 would no doubt cure the
child This they did and brought abouta
guickrelief and cured the baby" This
remedy is for sale By The Winston Drug
Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
The Best Eminent.

"Chamberlain's Pain Balm is con
sidered the best liniment on the mar
ket," write Post d Bliss, of Georgia.
VT No other liniment will heal a cut
or bruise sopromptly. No otherai
such quick relief from rheumatic pains
No other is so valuable for deep seated
pains like lame back and pains in the
chest. Give this liniment trial and
you will never wish TO be without IT,.
Sold BY Ihe Winston Drng 90.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

81 was taken severely sick with Md
ney trouble. tried an sorts of medi-
cines. none Of which relieved me- One
day ! saw am al of your Electric Bit
ters and determined TO try that. After
taking few doses I felt relieved, and
soon thereafter was entirely cured, and
have not seen sick day since. Neigh
bOrs of mine have been cured Of
rheumatism Neuralgia, Liver and Kid
ney troubles and General Debility"
This is what b. +. Bass, of Fremont, y.
c., writes. Only Doe, at White & Co.
Druggists
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

THAT barber seems to be doing a
rushing business"
Yes, he has invented a hair tonic
that smells exactly like gasoline"
"But-er-I don't see the point"
1t uckles the vanity Of his patrons.
Ihey 90 around smelling Of gasoline.
and this gives the impression that they
own automobiles" Philadelphia
Press.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

The Confederate reunion at Newport
News was in our opinion marred by
the Virginia-North Carolina contro-
versy. There was glory enough for
al" and we would waste time or stir
up i'll feeling by saying, 81 did it.D
We all did it and did mighty well
There is nothing wrong with North
Carolina. There is nothing wrong
with Virginia.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

"Alas!' moaned the plain. or ear.
den poet. Il put my most soulful
thoughts on paper. but my messages
fall before the eyes Of the unthinking
canaille. They laugh at everything 1
write"
"Alas'' moaned the humorous poet
1 wish / had your lucki"-Judge.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

The greatest comedy l ever saw
was Hamlet"
Nonsense! You don't know what
you're talking about"
Don't j? I'm talking about an am
ateur performance Of II / saw once"
Philadelphia Star.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

What did your Auntie Juliet say"
little Alfred's mamma asked. when
Mr.. Wadsworth gave her that pretty
bunch Of roses?"
i heard her thay: oh. Fred. your
muthtath tickleth tho" - Chicago
Record Herald.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

The Patriot fear lest we do not take
our rightful place among nations.
The World Politician Oh. that's very
simple. We have only to take every
thing we sec that is not already taken
oy nation bigger than we are-Detroit
Free Press.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
4 RnnaMaY Bicrcle.

Terminated with an ugly cut on the
leg Of j. b. Orner, Franklin Grove, I'D.
1t developed a stubborn ulcer unyield.
ing to doctors and remedies for four
years. Then Bucklen's Arnica Salve
cured. It's just as good for Burns.
Scalds, Skin Eruptions and Piles. DE.
at White d Cos Drug store.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

kodol Dyspepsia Cure does for the
stomach that which it is unable to do
for itself, even when but slightly dis
ordered or overloaded. Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure supplies the natural juices
Of digestion and does the work of the
stomach, relaxing the nervous tension.
while the inhamed muscles Of that or
gan are allowed TO rest and heal
kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests whatyou
eat and enables the stomach and di-
gestiye organs to transform all food in
TO rich, red blood. Sold by The Win
st0n Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
ChamberlaiH'S Cough Remedy is Pleas
ant 10 Take

The finest quality Of graduated loaf
sugar is used in the manufacture Of
Chamb rlaiu', Cough Remedy. and the
roots used in its preparation give it
flavor similar 10 maple syrup.
making 70 quite pleasant TO take Mr.
W. J.. Roderick, Of Poolesyille, Md, in
speaking Of this remedy. says: ~ have
used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
with my children for several years and
can truthiuliy say it is the best prepa-
ration Of The Kind ] know Of. The
children like 90 take 90 and it has no
injurious after effect For sale by The
Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
ST.VITUS'DANCE
You Have
Got 70 Die

A Life Insurance Policy i'm
the MUTUAL BENEFIT LIFE IN
suRANcE COMPANY, of Newark.
y. Jo provides for good sound
investment while YOU are alive
and ready cash for your family
when you die,
If YOU should die today in
what kind of a condition would
you leave those dependent upon
you' Would they suffer?
Is your moneyinyestcd SAFE
LY, and has it GUARANTEED val
ues ? See
E. SCOTT MARTIN, Agt.,
FARMVIULE. VA
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

Mr.. G. Haney, of Geneva, O., had the
piles for 40 years. Doctors and dollars
could do him no lasting good. De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salye cured him
permanently. Invaluable for cuts,
burns, bruises, sprains, decorations, &C.
zema, letter, salt rheum, and all other
SKIN diseases. Look for the name De
Witt on the package-all others are
cheap. worthless counterfeits. Sold by
The Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

The papers tell us that Cornelius
Vanderbilt went into Wall street re-
Gently and came out 81, 600 900 ahead,
but Solomon "got 42O talents Of profit
from single venture" and that meant
some $50 600, 900 Of profit. SO we are
not doing things on so much grander
scale than other ages after all.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
Wouldn't Warm In.

1t was really chilly on the porch last
evening" she said.
what was the matter?" asked her
dearest friend. Wouldn't he propose?"
Chicago Post.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

Withouta "barreln the Republican
party never won in a National fight.
Some one says the barrel will be want
ing this time. If so German is next
president Of the United States Of
America.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
rnr rLECTION TTEspAN.

The storm has swept over us again,
leaving some wrecks, but now that the
calm has come and we begin 10 think
calmly we wonder that We got excited,
let our temper slip and said and did
uuseemly things
E.sew here In this issue will be found
the result in Prince Edward. Our Of
fcials are generally veterans and we
know just what TO expect Of them.
In the State generally Democracy is
signally triumphant though now and
then a break has been made in the
ranks. In Henrico the county author
tiles rebeled against a decision Of the
State Committee and won. This is TO
be regretted and the results may be
bad. In Richmond the voters forgot
that il was election day, or wilfully or
carelessly stayed away from the polls.
This also is bad example and may also
result in hurt to Democratic Organza.
ton, for Richmond ought to be TO all
Virginia as a city set on hill, or many
hills.
The country at large gave out no
marked surprises. Tammany won in /
New York by large majority, aud |
Ohio went Republican with a whoop /
Maryland is safely Democratic as she
ought to be, and that in face Of the
fact that there isn't a Democratic pa.
per published in the cityof Baltimore.
II so we country cousins" are not
cognizsnt Of the fact.
Taken as whole We do not see that
either Democrats or Republicans have
anything to crow over, AMI neither can
claim "first blood" for the fight of 1904.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
Has His Limit

De Tanque-Guzzler is a prettv
steady drinker. isn't he?
y soque-Yes, up to a certain point
and then he becomes unsteady-pbiI-
adelphia Record.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

Gets at the joints from the inside -
that's the method OF cure boy Rheuma-
eide. You'll find il is your druggists
pride
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

With the circus and the legislature
to remain all winter there will be "hot
times" in Richmond town every night
and all winter too.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

IL Mr.. Cleveland is a great states
man then nine-tenths Of the Demo-
Gratis Of the country are great simple
tons.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

Fit be true that old man Hanna is
no longer to lead the Republican forces
Mr.. Roosevelt needn't expect a walk
over.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

NO matter how lpngyou have had the
cough IL 10 hasn't already developed
into consumption. DIR. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup will cure 90.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

Mr.. Carnegie strikes at watered stock.
Without it he would never have got
ten into the financial "swim.n
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
4 Good Nane.

From personal experience testify
chat DeWitts Little Early Risers are
unequalled as liver pill They are
slightly named because they give
rtrength and energy and do their work
with ease.-W. T. Easton, Borene, Tex.
Thousands OF people are using these
tiny little pills in preference to all
others, because they are so pleasant
and elIectual They cure billiousness.
torpid liver, jaundice, sick headache,
constipation, etc. They do not purge
and weaken, but cleanse and strength
en-. Sold by The Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

1' NJ the flowers are blooming gay.
no perfume fills the air. I weer. ~
n a nnS'or car has passed that way
Ana al you gsi is gasoline.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

The water is still being squeezed out
OF stocks. the legitimate business Of the
nation feels no pressure.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

IL will bee time enough 90 indict 9TH
ers when We have finished the invent
DRY of our own faults
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

It's no use picking the mote out Of
your brothers eye with the hatchet Of
hatred.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

Nothing Is more dangerous than a
friend without discretion; even pru-
dent enemy is preferable.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

Hundreds Of lives are saved every year
by having DR.. Thomas Electric on in
the house just when it is needed. Cures
Group, heals burns, cuts, wounds of
every sort.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

There is diileren"e between draw
ing the people and reaching them.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06

Energy all gone p Headache ? Sto
mach out Of order? Simply "a case lof
torpid liver. Burdock Blood Bitter,
Will make a new man or woman of YOU
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

a lie j. "a loan on which you will
meyer cease 90 pay manifold interest.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
4 Scientific Discnrerr.

The shield Of faith was not meant 10
protect the conscience.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-06
Curod of Pile, After IN Yrar,.

Past experiences give good counsel,
but make poor patterns.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-01-14
s~tockhoIders' Meeting.

The annual meeting OF the Stockholders
OF the Conservative Savings and Loan as
ISOLATION was held Monday afternoon. at
which Messrs. A. 7. Turkey, John +. Flack,
George r Gilmore. Randall X. Brown, ..
X. UrQuhart and Byron r Hastings were
elected directors. The officers submitted
reports showing an increase Of practically
S200O0O during the past year, the addition
OF t,00O 10 the reserve fund and the paw
msnf OF dividends al the rate OF 6 per cent
for The year, The auditing committee, con-
sistinE Of Messrs. Baird and Robert Demp-
ster, submitted its report that II had carp-
fully checked over all securities held bv
the association as given in the statement
on January and that II found these Sc
curities- III the possession Of the associa-
ton and the Affairs OF the assOcia ton IN
general in the best Of condition.