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Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

Mr.. German says he never quarrel
ed. bur only differed with President
Cleveland Mr. Cieyeland's words de
scribins tina, difference were "pcrhdy
and dishouor which IL pretty sirons
Language applied 10 friendly diver
Rence Of views
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

The twenty-fourth annual report OF
the bureau of labor statistics of the
state of Missouri for the year ending
November 5. 1902. gives returns for
1855 manufacturing establishments
In one year the increase in manuiac'
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

One OF the commoncst predieunns
in Missouri is ThSt no troodier vii
ever b" sent To the poniisntiary ~
matter how frequent ibe predictions
The opinion may be PREMATURE
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

As sugar may be- called a necessity
the people OF tho United states are IL
be congratulated on the fact that sine
1883 the cost OF sugar imported has
fallen from Z cents a pound 10 LII
cents pound. Last year Porto Ric'
and the Hawaiian Islands marketed .
billion pounds OF sugar in this coun
try.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

When you want physic that Is
mild and gentle. easy to take and GER
tain to act, always use Chamberlain'a
Stomach and Liver Tablets For sal,
b all drnggists.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

Sleeping cars are 10 be put on 100.
mile trolley road In OHIO and Indians
A trolley sleeper would be free frum
sparks, smoke and cinders and its ven
tiia,ion ought to be- sonnet hing ideal
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13
UNPLEASANT NEWSPAPER
READING AVOIDING

Pension Commissioner Ware silenc-
es all critical voices 80 far as he Is
concerned by refusing to read the
newspapers This is one way OF com
batting the power OF the press, and
SO far as saving wear ana tear on the
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

Trade between this country and the
Philippines reaches total af s5ope.
ooJ a month aud IL steadily increasing
More than half the hemp produced by
the islands comes to This country
Aside from this item. the United
States sells more To the Philippines
than II purchases from them
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

IT Will Dc HNtn lhaT INC SthUsflUs OF
unacy commissioners agree with
those Of Mulhall In assigning drink
and hereditary as the chief causes ui
insanity Their report rs made with
the basis OF plea for the state regtl-
latlon uf marriage and for laws for
the mitigation OF the evils OF drink
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

Water NJ speculative stock com.
modify Is not as popular as 10 was
Last months interpretations Ia the
United States for enterprises capital
ized AT over 81 600 QUO aggregated
sos 90 oac The figures for 1901
~er. s2.T1z zoo 600
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

Last years production % petroleum
amounted to "a 0oo. oo0 barrels Mf
Rockefeller is probably correct 10 sty
Ling u light output
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

Sir Thomas Lipion used 10 be- =
sto~away boy on freight steamer n
is strange that he can giean any fur
iher satisfaction on the briuy deep
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

Colonel Bryan viii shpddcr prrocp
tibfy when be reads the statement
thai Grover Cleveland can control 90
per cent of the Bryan vote uf 1900
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

had such tired feeling and such
a poor appetite, and when l went to
bed slept only about two hours at
a time. | got bottle of Favorite
Prescription and by the time / had
used two bottles | felt so much
better that l continued until | had
taken eight bottles OF 'Favorite
Prescription and one of Golden
Medical Discovery, and now I am
so well that my friends remark how
well | am looking. go to bed now
and sleep till morning. My appe-
tite is splendid and that tired feel
ing has left me. hope others
will do as | did-give DR.. Pierce's
medicines fair trial"
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

Uncle Sans min,s are working To-
dustr1ously on The Philippine eoinaFs
II is all they can do to make the pioces
small enough TO eD around
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

The lows idea has settled down into
sound. average Kepubiicauism. and as
that is the best politics ln the world
IL is good enough
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

According TO senator German. The
Democrats viii give the tarla reform
bon another vigorous shake iu 1905
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

Governor Dnrbin Of Indiana has the
old-fashioned notion that Il y his duty
to enforce the Law.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

There are not enough vaudeville ar
iists to supply The demand OF the 40.
ciety leaders who have charge Of the
swell functions at the watering places
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

legislature Of Hungary. One of them
sciuslly produced his 81 .00u
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

ldahO's Executive Commissioner. C.
i. HURT says that feature OF ldaho's
mineral exhibit will be boulder
weighing over a ton. taken from the
mine at HALEY The boulder is 90
per cent pure silver.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

The sstroiogers predict that the re
iisuce viii win the yacht race. Suw
let gs hear from the barierioiOElats
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

A spirit of unrest has broken out In
Cuba This IL one Kind of isver that
General Wood failed 10 provide
against
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

Missouri people are compelled 10
have a good deal OF respect Tor fheir
Law courts
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-08-13

'AsAH sukJ -puvu no s6BaTv $40
pu1 6qlomlL -unol 10 pus lssM 'eIQ
MS AIoAFI puuID s.usIv ls pei mssl
InoG sAvq uolSuImIu4 ~ usqM
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-06-12
HARRY 5. CARVER, Solicitor.
ORDER or PUBLICATION.

Andrew Lanoir In the Circuit Court for
vs.. Hartford County.
Marian Lanoir. In Equity.
The object of this suit * to obtain a decree
of divorce a vinculo mutrimonii for the COM
plainant from the defendant.
The Bill states that complainant and de-
fendant were married i'll Bel Air, Maryland.
on the ninth day of June. 1892, by the Rev.
!. T. Motcn. and resided together as man and
wife for five years after said marriage
That while said parties lived together. the
conduct of the complainant towards the de
fcndant was always kind. afiectionatc and
above rcproIch: that the defendant, without
any Just cause. has abandoned ANA deserted
complainant. and declared her intention to
live with him no longer: that said abandon
mcut has continued uninterruptcdiy for ut
least three years and is deliberate and final
and the separation of the parties beyond amy
reasonable expectation OF reconciliation.
That no child en- have been born of said
marriage, ~ d that defendant resides i'll IIHlti.
more City.
The Bill then prays for decree of divorce Il
vincrtlu mat!'imoIlii, and for general rclict.
petition filed i'll said cause the 18th OF
June, 1903, states that two consecutive re-
turns Of mon est have been made upon pro.
cess issued i'll said cause, and prayS for an or
der of publication against said defendant.
1t is thcrcupOn this 18th day of unc. i'll theycar
1903. by the Circuit Court for Hartford Coun-
ty, in Equity, ordered that the com lainant
by causing Il copy of this order to he inserted
i'll some newspaper published in Hartford
county. once in each of four successive weeks
fifteen days lciOrc the Goth day of July. 1908.
giving notice to said defendant of the ohicc:
and substance of this I:ilI. warning her to b;'
and appear in this Court, in person or by
solicitor. or before the said 10th day o
July. 1902, to show cause, il any she has
why decree ought not to pass IS PRAYED.
JAMES u. WATERS.
True Copy-Tcst:
WM. 5. FORWOOD. JR., Clerk.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-06-12
Lost in Hotels.

Every hotel in New York has a store
room for articles left behind by guests.
1t is one of the important departments
OF the establishment and often earns Il c
gratitude of travellers whose unfortunate
habit of forgetting leads them to look
for things that are missing. In hotels
book is kept in which are jotted down
descriptions of articles forgotten. When
hotel does large transient business,
it is frequently with difficulty that lost
articles are arranged for Identification.
The integrity of servants must be
relied upon to a large extent. The
chambermaid takes immediate possession
of a room upon the guests departure.
She picks up anything that appears to
have been left unintentionally. A note
describing the article and giving the name
of the guest, the room number and the
time the guest departed is taken to the
clerk. The property is turned over to
the housekeeper and by her to the "lost"
department.
Said the clerk of one fashionable hotel:
81 remember singular case of man
who didn't respond at once to the hall
boys call for an early train. The result
was that when he did get up he had to
run. From the station we got call on
the telephone:
Hurry up to my room," he shouted,
land on the table you'll find a valuable
package. 1t is my eyes. Send them to
the station.
"Sure enough, we found two glasseyes
on the dressing table in a plush case.
One was for daily use and the other for
an emergency. CHESTS often forgot their
false teeth, but that was the only case
ever knew of a man leaving his eyes"
Rings and pins are often found on the
washstand. Valuable pins are found
everywhere, the window curtains being
favorite depository. Watches and
pistols bob out from under pillows. OF
course when the owners address is
known and anything valuable is left he
is notified and the article sent to him. If
not called for in a few months, the for
gotten article usually becomes the per-
quisite of the employees.
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Baby Corn.

y happy mother stalk ofc0rn
Held close Il baby ear,
And whispered: "Cuddle up to me,
III keep yOu warm my dear.
III give you petticoatS OF green.
With many a tuck and fold.
To let out daily as you grow;
For you will soon be old.
A funny little baby that,
For though it had no eye,
1t had hundred mouths; twas well
1t did not want to cry.
The mother put in each small mouth
hollow thread of silk,
Through which the sun and rain and ait
Provided baby'S milk.
The petticoats were gathered close
Where all the threadlcts hung.
And still as summer days went on
To mother stalk it chung:
And all the time it grew and grew
Each kernel drank the milk
by day, by night. in shade. in sun.
From its own thread Of silk.
And each grew strong and full and round,
And each was shining white:
The cores and seams were all let out.
The green skirts fitted tight,
The ear stood straight and large and tall,
And when it SAW the sun,
Held up its emerald satin gown
To say: Your work is done"
you're large enough, )" said Mother Stalk
And now there's no more room
For you to grow" She tied the threads
Into n soft brown plume
1t iioatcd out upon the breeze
TO gree: the dcwy morn,
And then the baby said: Now I'm
full grown ear of corn"
The lndependcnt
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interchangeable lOOO.Mile Refund Tickets.

Commencing June l, 1908. interchangeable
1OOO-Mile Refund Tickets will he placed on
sale, limited to one year from date of iSSuc'
good only for transportation of the owner.
with usual free allowance of 100 pounds bag
gage, over any of the following lines:
BALTIMORE AND ONO RAILROAD. between
all points east of Ohio River and between
Pittsburg and Kane. Also to and from points
on Philadelphia and Reading Railway and
Central Railroad OF New Jersey between
Philadelphia and New York;
CHESAPEAKE AND ONO RAILWAY. EAST
of and including Huntiugdoh.)
DELAWARE, LACkAwA&NA AND WESTERN
RAILROAD.
ERIE RAILROAD. EAST of and including
Jamestown and Suspension Bridge
I.EHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
These tickets will he sold at rate of $50. 90
each, subject to refund of $40 90 on surrender
OF cover to Trunk Lines Mileage Ticket
Bureau, No. +3 Liberty Street. New York
at any time within eighteen months from date
of purchase.
This form of ticket will he issued in defer
ence to. equcSts of numerous patrons of tine
lines in interest desiring one ticket good over
several lines instead of having to provide
ticket for each line they desire to use.
Agents at principal stations of the railroads
named above will have these tickets sale
and give all further information regarding
them that may be required.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-06-12
CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is blood or constitutional dis
ease, and in order to cure it you must
take internal remedies Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally and acts directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Halls
Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine
1t was prescribed by one of the best ply
sicians in this country for years, ard is
regular prescription. 1t is. composed OF
the best tones known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting directly on
the mucous surfaces. The perfect com
hiuations of the two ingredients is what
produces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
+. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo, 0.
Sold by druggists, price Toe
Halls Family Pills are the best
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-06-12
Dyspeptic Sans Philosophy,

The wheel of fortune has turned many
mans head.
Lots of people have their wits sharp
ened in the nick of time.
With all the novels being dramatized,
why doesn't someone dramatize few of
the plays?
The oculist would starve to death if he
had to depend on the people who are
blind to the faults of Others
Many fellow owns watchdog who
doesn't even own watch.
In this world about one man in every
million gets all he expects.
The egotist never judges others by the
standard of his own excellence.
Friends may be tickle, but most of
them will last as long as your money.
The fashionable clergyman who goes
abroad every summer loses sight of the
fact that the devil never takes a vacation,
The high roller gathers no moss.
Poker has caused more loss of sleep
than babies
The lazy man takes a heap of consola-
ton from the knowledge that Rome
wasn't built i'll day.
Ancestors are not absolutely necessary.
Adam managed to struggle along with
ont any.
The reformer who would stamp out an
evil must be we'll heeled.
Some fellows give you the impression
that they must have been born at the
age of21.
1t is generally the man with the most
vivid imagination who catches the big
gest fish.
1t is all right to get the best of an
argument, provided it's worth the time
you spend on it.
The man who is failure always re-
CARDS success as matter of accident.
1t is hard to believe that the good die
young when you order spring lamb in a
cheap restaurant.
Flattery sometimes falls fat.-Escott
Stinson, in New York Telegraph.
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re AZ. and lntelllseQcer
Is Published Eperp Friday.
F1NNEY & DASHIELL.
.TERMS.-s1.OOA Year in Advance.

Entered August Is, 1902, as second
class matter, Postoffice at Bel Air. Md,
Act of Congress of March 3, 1879.
Transient advertisements. Square
8 insertions or less $3.50. Each subse-
quent insertion IS cents. Longer advcr.
tisements i'll the same proportion. A
space equal to six lines makes q square.
Figure work double price.
Obituaries and Personal Commurica-
tions will be inserted at cents per line
Yearly Advertisements at Special Rates.
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Jacob Schapiro, Jeweler
21o-221 MAIN ST, BEL, AIR, MD.
Notice to Taxpayers.

Notice is hereby given to the taxpayers of
Hartford county that the annual levy for the
year 1903 has been made by the Commits
sioners of Hartford county, and placed i'll my
hands for collection.
On State tax paid before September list.
per cent. discount; State tax paid in Septcm-
Der ! per cent. discount State tax paid in
October, 3 per cent. discount.
discount on County tax Of Il per cent.
if paid in juno; per cent. in July, and IL per
cent if paid i'll August will be allowed.
County tax will bear interest from Sep
tcmber next and State tax from January next.
All persons failing to pay their taxes by
January 1st next, will be liable to be pub
lishcd as delinquent taxpayers and to have
their property advertised and sold.
All persons to whom Hartford county may
be indebted are liable to have any and all
sums due by them to the county for taxes or
otherwise deducted from said Indebtedness
and this is required even though said indebt-
edncss has been assigned to a third person.
The undersigned or his deputy will be at his
office in the Masonic Building. Bel Air Md.
from A. M. until p M, daily, to receive
payment of taxes after June list, 1903. No
part payments on tax bill will he received.
]. FINNEN WELLS, Treasurer
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Examiners Notice.

Examiners Notice.
The undersigned examiners. appointed by
the County Commissioners of Hartford coun-
ty. to locate a public road i'll the Second Dis
trict of said county, beginning at a point
known as Long Bridge, on the road leading
from Perrynans to Iicbaclsvillc and running
thence through the lands of John 5. Young,
William Thoemc, William IL. Ford, Eliza
beth a. Nelson. Hattie Yarncll and c. Ed
ward Michael, to intcrscct the road leading
from Garrettson Chapel to Chelsea. Hereby
give notice that they will meet on the ground,
ON TUESDAY, JUNE %, 1909.
at 10 o'clock, a. NJ, for the purpose above
designated.
WILLIAM T. CLARK,
CHRISTIAN SMITII.
CHARLES Il. SILVER,
ENlmncrS.
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Caesar At The Telephone.


Caesar AT The Telephone.
Flushed with victory, Col. Julius Caesar
left the scene of the battle and hurried tt
the nearest telephone booth.
"ITello, central" he said. GIVE IN,
Rome
"a little louder, please" said central.
"Give me ROME"
Stand closer to the phone, put youl
lips against the receiver, and speak i'll a
firm tone" ordered central.
Think | am going to climb into this
thing" asked Cesar "You connect me
with Rome or there'll be another maya
zine article provided for around here, with
you as the central illustration.
Here's your party" was the only re.
ply.
Hello" yelled Cesar, as this Rome?:'
"Yes."
Gimme the palace
The connection was made.
"Who is this"
oIIu "', w Nu'"s' '''e messenger:
,-- '"'' N'i'" WHO ''iis H.
.c,,,
60. W., 80,
Don't you know my voice"
No. Who is it?''
,.r ~ w" guess VIII IL 10
-t .' -. ""o W" ''e d III "n"' you
" ',,, i'ea
Wv, m."' 'h"' JOKE o" YOU.
VIM 10 epe"Aliis' any way
"nS' TINS IS Nesar'
Si'ee"er'
W. es''i
nee~e'' uo" h''o" any heez-
ers'
SAID S;esar.
Heezer: VINO IN the wor-
c"sar: N-A-t-o-A-K. Dadgum you.
Can you near thunder: julius Cesar
NE. IL Inc whoie thlng. Got 1t now:
Understand whose yelping to you?'
Yes SIRE
NAT SOUNDS more like It, Pretty
state OF allairs wnen nave TO identity
mysell every time l want TO issue an
order. Nice state OF things, | must say!
Now, listen
YES sire.
We've just won great battle"
Great rattle"
mo. Confound your muckle- headed
ears! B-a-t-t-i-e! Get that
On Dattie. thought you SAID
never iinu w'ae you thought. m
uo'nS Tic thinking LOT this community
Just now we We just won great pattie'
anu l want you 10 put puiietih on TIE
WINS VI 'iie CITY "here everybody can
see IT,
les' s'ie
n.''e. WIG II uo"h HOW 50 you IL
get II rls"t' Listen HOW Are you
ieauS
neS g., S''e'
""' say 'e'' '.i' III
fes' S'e' i'''e It, neanS' Di"y'
DIZZY
NO. NO. seh,' 'iu'' 'ie'-
S'ieeiiy' siiiuuy-
IN 80 ~" ~. CT
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"A man whom Sidney Smith had
worstedin an argument testify exclaimed:
"If had a son who was an idiot would
make him a parson." Smith replied
"Your father was of different opinion. :"
"Sir," began the crippled beggar, 81
have cork legs and" Don't need any
to-day. Good day" interrupted the
busy merchant, absent-mindedly.
She Gndignantly)-"Sir, what do you
mean by putting your arm around my
waist? ~ He (meekly)-"Why, Ter
thought you wouldn't object" She
"Well, do-and I'll give You just three
hours in which to remove it,"
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THOMAS II. ROBINSON. Solicitor.

THOMAS II. ROBINSON, Solicitor.
ORDER NlSI.
George C. Farnandis In the Circuit Court
for
lanes Faruandis Hartford County
ct al. In Equity.
Ordered, this 3Oth day of May, in the year
1903, by the Circuit Court for Hartford coun-
ty. as Court of Equity, that the sales made
and reported by Thomas II. Robinson, trus-
tee under the decree in the above entitled
case he finally confirmed, unless cause to the
contrary thereof be shown on or before the
eth day of June, 1903: provided n copy of
this order be inserted In some newspaper
printed and published i'll Hartford county once
in each of threeS3I successive weeks before
the 27th day of June. 1903.
The report states the amount of sales to he
$4,000.
WIN. $. FORWOOp, JR., Clerk.
True Copy-Test:
WM. :. FORWOOD, IR., Clerk.
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HARLAN X WEBSTER. Attorn
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

In the matter of the | In the Circuit Court
Sale of the Real Estate for Hartford County.
described in Il Mort In Equity. pkt. T..
gage from Charles K. folio los. Proceed
Preston and wife to ings on Petition of
Harry = Carver. the Hartford National
Bank of Bel Air.
In pursuance of a decree fthc Circuit curt
for Hartford county, sitting in Equity. passed
i'll above entitled matter ON the 18th day of
June in the year 1903. notice Is hereby given
to the creditors of Charles X. Preston, late OF
Hartford county, deceased, to file their claims
duly authenticated. with the Clerk of the
Circuit Court for Harfor'i county, on or be
fore the 9Th day of July, 1903.
WILLIAM $. FORWOOD, IT,,
Clerk.
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No Ready Money.

At Princeton alumni dinner held re-
Gently at one of the New York hotels
President Woodrow Wilson alluded to
the genius of Johns Hopkins as a money
maker and said that on one occasion,
when MIR. Hopkins was more intent on
accommodating wealth than on the wise
disposition of it, three young men waited
upon him to ask help for the local Young
Mems Christian Association. The New
York Times repeats the story:
But | have no money!" Mr.. Hopkins
said-"that is, have no ready money.
have little property, but that, of
course, is not available, don't see how
l can aid you"
We'll, Mr.. Hopkins" said the spokes-
man, we shall be glad to take your note"
I'm, HIM. Now that's clever! You
shall have it." And he forthwith wrote
his note for $4,000, payable in six
months. AS he handed it over he said.
Tell me now what you are going to do
with this?"
1--WE are going to turn it into cash.
But see here" said Mr.. Hopkins,
what will that cost YOU"
"Six per cent
THAT will never do. It's too much.
I'll discount it myself for per cent"
"And he did" added President Wilson,
although he had no ready money"
Varieties.
-Hoax-"He is man of many call
ings" Joax-"A jack of all trades. eh?"
Hoax-"No; train announcer
-Teacher-Is there any connection be-
tween mind and matter? Small boy
Sure. If boy doesn't mind, there'n be
something the matter.
look at her new evening gown.
How she does put on Put on ? Huh !
should say that wasn't anything to
what she left Off"
THE Landlady-"It pains me to
speak about your board bill" The Board
er-"Then don't do it, my good woman;
l can't bear to see anyone suffer. NC
Calls Magazine.
-Henchman-"Wot makes yer so sure
do lection wasn't square ole man." En-
Candidate-"Well, its like dis: l didn't
even git as many votes as | paid fer.
OATS all See p
-Kninker-"What a glorious speech
Jones made about mailing the flag to the
masthead" Bocker-"Yes. But you
should have heard the speech he delivered
when he nailed the carpet to the floor
I'm looking for my wife, he said,
As by her side he tarred.
your wife" she cried" II didn't know
Nor dream that you were married"
''Who said l was: Not l, indeed
But won't you end my search
And then of course she saw the point.
ITS gCing to be in church,
To Cure a Gold in One Day