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New-York tribune., 1903-05-06
THE WEATHER REPORT.
Yesterdays Record and To-day's Forecast.


Washington MAY 5-Pressure is high the
northeast and high has advanced southeast
var5 p, the Dakotas. Of low in the
sou+hves, has not any progress during the last
xfo- hours and Mexico
slIzbr disturbance moved inland from the ocean
and 70 night overlies Southeastern NewEngland The
ractrstion during twentyfour hours has been
light and scattered fell in Northern Texas, Okla
bona the upper laKe region, hno there wee iotal
the middle Mississippi and Missouri valleys
rernDerafures generally east OF the
sissippi ard about normal Somewhat colder
rrevsfls middle Rocky Mountain region
% weather will ali districts except the
lower Ohio valleys the South
west where showers thundersorms are probable "
Wednesday and THURSDAY ,,.z,,.
Somewhat lower will prevail IN the Middle
and the Eastern slope Ine
temperature :he lower lake region ana n Ne
Atlantic districts
oh,vest on the Middle and South Atlantic coasts most
and light; on the Cur coast nostl
the upper lake region Ires
north northwest and in the lower lake region Hsn' anu
Stesnse-s deparnE Wednesday European will
have fresh north winds ano CLOUDY weather
10 the Grand Banks
FORECAST FOR TO-DAY AND THURSDAY
For England fair in in east portion
followed h fair to-day: Thursday fair fresh northwest
winds
For the District of Columbia Delaware Maryland East
eru NewYork and Pennsylvania fair to-day ana
THURSDAY. light variable winds
f. Jersey fair to-day and Thursday warmer on
the coast. light. variable winds --.- 4.
Western Pennsylvania. ialr to A4uis1AS' -
creasing cioudiness. light variable WINGS
For Wesern New York fair and warmer TO-DAY lhuls
day increasing cloudfness. light variable WINDS
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06
OPERATORS SELECT coNcILIAToRs.

The anthracite coal operators at their meeting
yesterday in this city appointed their repre-
sentatives on concilation board which IS to ad
just labor differences between the operators and
the miners W. l. Connell, s. D. Warmer and r c.
Lucher. The three Representatives Of the mine
workers appointed about fortnight ago.
The board is to consist OF seven members the sew
enth be selected by the six already chosen.
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06
OBITUARY.
RICHARD v. BOYD.

Richard V Boyd thrty-six years old. a lawyer.
of New-Rochelle died Monday from pneumonia
Mr. Boyd Uractised for several years In Mama
roneck and while there discovered a flaw in the
title to property the north side Of Mamaroneck-
ave the leading street of the town. The error
affected about Atty property and has caused
wears of litigation. Mr.. Boyd leaves widow who
was Miss Robinson. of New-Rochelle.
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06
MASS FOR ARCHBISHOP coRRIeAn.

Archbishop Farley celebrated q solemn pontihcal
at St. Patricks Cathedral yesterday IN honor
OF the anniversary OF the death OF Archbishop Cor
rigan. The assistant priest at the mass was Mon
signor Mooney. OF the Church OF the Sacred Heart
The deacon was rhe Rev P J. Maxim. and sub
deacon the Rev. Thomas Murphy, both Of the
Cathedral The deacon Of honor was the Rev.
Father McGlynn of St Peters. assisted by Father
Cotton. OF St. Stephens. The cathedral was filed
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06
LIBEL AGAINST SHIP OF s11s,5oo

libel for Sls 500 35 against the steamship FL Rio.
OF the Southern Pacific Railroad Company, was
filed in Brooklyn yesterday. It was issued on COM
pIaint of Eleazor w Clark as owner OF the schoon-
er Margaret Ward. which sunk by FL RIO
OF the Galveston bar Texas. April .. Jason c
McKeown, captain Of the schooner and other
members Of the
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06

Should DAILY By all interested. changes.
occur at tms)
Foreign mails ending May Q. 1909, VII
Close promptly IN ali the General PoztOce
follows: Parcels Post Mails close hour earlier than
closing time below. Post Mails for Ger
many close at .. n. Wednesday.
Regular and Supplementary Mails close Foreign Sta
ton half hour later closing time shown belov lex
that Supplementary Mails and Central
America. via Colon. close later Eorssn Sta
tom.
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06

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Thomas Cook q Son Tourist Of9ces Lucgats C1-cua
London office OF Is convenisnf
place to leave advertisements and subscriptions
NICE, FRANCE-Credit Lyonnais
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Ecurfe.
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Credit Lyonnais. Bureau des Etrangsrz
Continental Hotel newsstand.
Grand Hotel newsstand.
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American Express Company, No. l. H1s 5c-foa
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Schmiede strasssL
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New-York tribune., 1903-05-06
E, n. MACKEIN.

London May 5-F. H. Macklin the actor. is
dead. He once made a tour Of the United States
with Sir Henry IrvLng's company
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06

Burnett's Vanilla Extract
The It
Burnetts I: Is Tor your food. Pure and wholesome
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06
MAILS FORWARDED OVERLAND. ETC. EXCEPT

CJ-BA-By Port Tampa. Pa. themes ny
steamer this Office daily. Thursday
IS Cths connecting mails close here Mou-
davs wednesdays ard Saturdays.
MEXICO CTTY-Overand. unless specially addressed
dispatch closes this Office caily
SUNDAY. i.30 D. m and II 30 p SUNDAYS a
N. and 11-3O n
NEWFOUNDLAND rail 10 North sydney.
by closes this orice daily ESQ D
connecting mails close here Monday. Wednesday
and Saturday
IANAICA-By rail Boston. thence
closes this of1cs at $40 n every Tuesday and
Thursday
NIOTrFTON-By Boston. thence by
cJoses al Office caIy a $50 p IT.
BFIIZE. PUERTO CORTEZ and GCATEsNALAA-By rail
New-OrIeaus and thence BY steamer closes az this
orce daily except Sunday az II 80 m. and f:50
o m Sundays II IN. and III 30 N. connecting
rnzu closes here Mondays III 30 D. M.
COSTA RTCA-Hv NeE-OTIeans. and thence by
steamer this Office daily except Sunday. az
N and I'll 90 .. m Sundays az n p ard
III D. Connecting msii closes here Tuesdays az
30 o
fHegsrersd mail closes az p m previous day.
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06
ERIE

To Buffalo S. Cleveland. s12 Cincinnati. s16 Chicago
SIS Perfect equipment roadbed Comfort
Safety Dining. cafe
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06

NETWORK CITY
Mail subscribers TO the DAILY TRf-W EF5Sf-y WI
be extra postage IN sdlition
he named above
THE -FyIBT-NE. will be mailed IN cuba
Hawaii ard the Philippines without expense -
foreign postage.
For points In Europe Universal
Postal Union THE TRIBUNE viii be mailed the fob
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06
OFFICES

Address all communications relative subscriptions
ACCOMPLISHMENTS to THE TRIBUNE. Nsw-York City Re-
it By Postoce money order order t<fs
O registered letter
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06
Special Notices.
Tribune Subscription Rate

o I GI l. X T. n a y II L - y z %
Most successful hair TOME made.
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06

THE TRIBUNE will - 5y mail any address
this country abroad. and address changed otter
desired. subscriptions given y0ur reg1
dealer before leaving f convenient hard ths
in at THE TRIBUNE Ofiee.
New-York tribune., 1903-05-06

wEDNEsDAT-At $50 a. m for Europe. per 8 New
o. !s su:AaWSo s ds E SO s5ssa d :' fs s S
lands aiFsc' NTss per N9Fda3 i a H'1ss 9 q.Ts,e
Y n for Europe per 5 Oceanic via oussnstown.
Spain Portugal Turkey. Egypt Greece. British India
a 5Sn for oh-4 PsFs Of - M b Sirsss ss
Tor EUROPE per : De2tschland Vis PIVnoat5 6hsr-
De snd PbDcn a a mus, SS b. "a r.o. .o I'y %
sATURRA97As A.. 81. m - FOR Isss Belgium & srs: PEI
Ethiopia mail must be directed per ) ErhiopfaS
1870 r. a. m via Gss59f5n a n "a a 10 59r 1 D5,5
si6ses per N0rse IH1as Is, mus t % d5sc'sa Knx
Albert eBaiI must be directed per Kong 4 A9srt Der
Commercial Papers and Samples for Germany
Europe VIII not be sent by this ship unless specially
After the closing the Supplementary Transstlanto
Mails additional Supplementary Malls ars
oDsnee . On 59s .,,s 9lss os and ne 1n 5 Gn Within Ten
Minutes OF the hour Of sailing Of steamer
MAILS FOR SOUTH AND CENTRAL. AMERICA WEST
INDIES. ETC
WEDNESDAT-At 7 a for Argentine. Uruguay and
aaggays per sf Gao q "A 1s1upIerentsrv iessS n
for Central America CezcepJ Costa RIcs) and south
s2 29F must gF be 5 reete r via c9 Yaeaan Sf f az
10 a m, for Argentine. Uruguay and Paraguay. per
Syracuse via Pernambuco. santos and Sac Francisco
sac,Isa1, s1,l r ~ - 17 r. 81 Kites s. Mains s.
Euststus Via Kittsj Barbados. British. Dutch and
menSary 12so p M FOR Bahamas per s s. IaiiiIa
4f ppst os directed m Per s5a Yaeasaa cap.eh.
P. o sS6 sPa S5inRas mGs Bs per man T
at N Bsrmuda- . Trinidad. Il m
Complementary 12:3O ?. M and San
tiago per S. City Of Washington. at $50 ,.
Porto Plata. Captain Bennett. from Boston
ma Tor other parts q the Dominican Republic
be directed per =. Captain Beunett')-
FRIDAY-At II m for Bahamas 8 . Santiago
(maiis for Mexico via TampicO be directed
santiago'D: at 11:3O N. FOR Nsvfoundland. pes
Siberian. from Philadelphia.
SATURDAT-At $50 d Complementary G-5O g. u.t
for Curacao and Venezuea. per Zuls mali for
Savanilla and Cartagena must be directed per $ 8
Zuiia''). $50 Complementary $50 a
Thomas Croix. LeeWaTd and Windward Islands.
British French C5upisna 8. ina
(uaU for Trinidad Be susr
PaTfma'Ds at a n for Porto Rico per
Coamo; $50 a m Complementary 1880 M To-
Fortune Island Jamaica Ssvanila. Cartaxsra and
C5revtOwu. 8 AIene fmaN fOr Costa Rca %
directed % per Alene). az $50 a csspp1s-
rnentary 1890 n M for Inagua and HAITI per
Bolivia: at 10 a. for Cuba. Mexico.
Havana: az 10 n. Grenada Trinidad and Ciudad
Bolivar. per = Ma-acas.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

out OF my system in few days and did not
hinder me from pursuing my daily work
should like to see our Board of Health
give it official recognition and have it used
generally among cur poor sick people in
Greater New York. Joseph A. Finn.
d. L, Wallace, charter member of the
International Barber's Union. writes from
IS Western avenue, Minneapolis, MINI:
Following severe attack of la grippe
1 seemed to be affected badly all over.
suffered with severe backache, indigestion
and numerous ills, so could neither eat
nor sleep. and thought would give up
my work. which could not afford to do.
One of my customers who was greatly
helped by Peruna advised me to try it, and
l procured bottle the same day. / used
it faithfully and felt marked improvement
During the next two months l took FIVE
bottles, and then felt splendid. Now my
head is clear. my nerves steady. / enjoy
food, and rest well. Peruna has been worth
a dollar dose to me. %. L. Wallace.
Mr.. 0. H. Perry. Atchison Kansas.
! writes:
Again. after repeated trials of your
medicines, Peruna and Manalin. give this
as my expression of the wonderful results of
your very valuable medicine in its effects in
my case after repeated trials.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

First. it cured me of chronic bronchitis
OF fifteen years standing. by using two
bottles of Peruna in January, 1894, and
no return of it.
AFTER was cured of bronchitis had la
grippe every winter for several winters,
But through the use of Peruna, it got
gradually weaker in its severity, until it
dwindled down TO mere stupor for two or
three days. Now the stupor does not
trouble me any more, 20. II. Perry.
A ConEressmNn's Experience.
House Of Representatives.
Washington. d. c.
Peruna Medicine Co. Columbus. Ohio.
Gentlemen" am more than satisfied
with Peruna. and find it to be an excellent
remedy for the grip and cattarh. have
used it in my family and they all join me
in recommendingit as an excellent remedy"
Very respectfully.
George H. White.
If you do not receive prompt and satis-
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving full
statement of your case, and he will be
pleased to give you his valuable advice
gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of The
Hartman SsnisariHfK, Columbus, phio5 &
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18
IKE A DEMoN grip has crossed our
country. leaving behind scores o

country, leaving behind scores OF
- physical wrecks.
Victims of catarrhof the head, catarrh of
the throat, catarlh of the lungs catarrh of
the stomach. catarrh Of the kidneys. catarrh
Of the pelvic organs. are to be counted by
hundreds Of thousands. Grip is epidemic
ratarrh. and sows the seed Of chronic ca
tarrh within the SYSTEM
This is so true that few grip sufferers are
able to make a complete recovery until they
have used Peruna
Never in the history Of medicine has a
remedy received such unqualified and I'M
iversal eulogies as Perunh
New York Aldermsn's Experience
Hon. Joseph A, Finn. alderman Fifth
District. writes from 1o4 Christopher street,
New York City as follows;
when pestilence ofertakes our people
we take precaution as hation to preserve
the citizens against the dead disease.
La grippe has entered thousands of our
homes this fall. and noticed that the
people who used Peruns we're quickly re-
stored. while those whodspended on doctor s
prescriptions, spent weeks in recovering,
leaving them weak and smaciated.
: had-a-s ligglit-atisI fla grippe and at
once took Peruna. wiieh drove the disease
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18
Has CURED THOUSANDS.
And Il WllLcure You.

If You are troubled with Kidney or
Bladder troubles, such as Dropsy,
Bright's Disease, Catarrh, Gravel Of
the Bladder Albumen in Urine and
unhealthy deposits, OF too frequent
discharge of the urine, pain in the
back and bladder. dropsical swelling Of
the feet and legs, ctr etc, we guar
aDtee that by using Smiths Sure Kid
ney Cure. complete cure will be eff
fected.
Price so cents. For sale BY all Drug
glsts.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18
A Eorsoaat.

olden-Y You're cultivating rather ex.
travagant tastes.
Youngman-Oh well, when get a
start in the world expect to have all
the money want,
Olden-W Well, at that rate, you'll
want all the money you expect to
have.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

A remarkable specimen of street
naming in Toledo, the ancient capital
Of Spain, is cited by a correspondent
of the Pail Mall Gazette. 1t Is .Calle
Del Diablo, Pertence al Ayuntamien-
to-" or, in English, THE Devil-belongs-
observation-disclosures street"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

airy disorders, diabetes, dropsy, rheu-
matism, Bright's disease.
Doans Kidney Pills cure all kidney
and bladder ills. Read the following
case
Veteran Joshua Heller of 706 South
Walnut street, Urbana, Ill, says I'm
the fall of 1899 after getting Doan's
Kidney Pills at Cunningham Bros
drug store in Champaign and taking
course of treatment / told the readers
Of the paper that they had relieved
me of kidney trouble, disposed of a
lame back with pain across my loins
and beneath the shoulder blades. Dur
ing the interval which had elapsed
have had occasion to report to Doan's
Kidney Pills when noticed warnings
OF attack. On each and every occa.
sion the results obtained were just as
satisfactory as when the pills were
first brought to my notice just as
emphatically endorse the preparation
to-day as did over two years ago"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr. Heller
viii be mailed on application to any
part of the United States Medical
advice free; strictly confidential. Adj
dress Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N.
Y. For sale by all druggists. Price
80 cents per box.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18
ere is What oueered Him.

Wantanno--What queered De Wruy-
Ter and Miss Rocks?
Duzno-In writing an ode to her he
used the expression, dainty shell-like
ears" and the printers became mysti-
fed over De Wruyter's horrible chirog-
raphy and made It dirty. shawllike
ears"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

THE papers say that Queen Alex.
andra's hobby is clocks"
Tees | noticed the other day that
one Of her royal sisters is very fond
If fine poultry"
We'll, / fancy It requires much
higher 1egree Of intelligence to set a
hen than to set q clock.s
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

II Defiance starch does not please
you, return 1t to your dealer If II
does, you get one-third more for the
same money. 1t VIII give you salts
faction and will not stick to the iron
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18
Abbreviated Costumes.
scrapers.

MRS. Gableigh--whatd did the ladies
wear at the banquet?
Gableigh-I can't remember, except
that their frocks would have made
admirable rainy-day outfits
Mrs. Gableigh (horrifed) What!
Gableigh-If they had walked on
their hands.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

You can't judge by appearances,
paw" said Farmer Sorghum's eldest
daughter. Beneath the toughest ex.
terror may nestle the heart Of gold"
The old man looked thoughtful.
That sounds nice" he said, but
It seem to me it's jest the opp site
with gold brick"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Towering plants may be forced to
blossom at any time by exposing them
to ether fumes for two days twice
with an interval of two days between,
and then placing for two weeks in a
hot house.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18
EHIJNaeNl|
OF THE nAY'


Are you fond of birds?" she asked
innocently, as she stood at me piano
fumbling the music.
Il dearly love them" he replied
with never shadow Of suspicion.
Then she ran her slender fingers
over the keys and began to sing, 20.
Would l Were Bird"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Burglars, unable to break through
the iron door Of cigar shop in
Berlin, avenged themselves by paint
ing up a notice: There is nothing
here worth stealing"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

An abstract of the recent New Or
leans census develops the fact that
there are $4,000 more women in the
city than men.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

"This is what ! call gilt-edge in,
gestment,r said the persuasive agent.
Yes answered Farmer Corntassel,
"but that's Just how It was with the
gold brick bought The edges were
fine, but the inside was deInsion
and a snare"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

According to the monks OF the hos
pice of ST. Barnard their famous dogs
save on an average twenty lives every
year on the mountain.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

No chromos or cheap premiums. but
better quality and une.third more OF
Defiance Starch for the same price of
other starches
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

sheriff de Braggs OF the Queens
county jail, New York, has purchased
dogs to assist him in the capture Of
escaped fugitlves
pleased to meet you is what a
man never says to a sight draft.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Sir John Herschel estimates that
the largest comets, with tails millions
OF miles in length, do not weight more
than few ounces.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Forty thousand birds, mostly sand
pipers, are reported to have been
killed recently on the North Carolina
coast for millinery purposes.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

THAT sermon did me a lot of good"
I'm glad to hear 1t, young man
Yes, I'd been up every night for q
week"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Men are like Sandwiches. There's
nothing In some of them and the more
there Is in others the worse they are.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

President Loubet of the French re-
public has been keen musician all
his life, When he was a boy he was
member OF the village band.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

The number of employees in the New
York municipal service has reached
1920, of whom 10000 are teachers
and 10000 members of the police and
fire departments
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Eight fine stays have been sent by
the Emperor OF Austria as present
TO the Gar.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

A-seiy n5pie lie leaves the fibre Of
it interwoyen forever in the works of
the world
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Too many second class politicians
are drawing firstclass salaries.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

New Jersey chiefly consists OF trusts
and summer resorts. 1t heeees the
rest of the country.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Regular Price t200. send us your Photo and $50
Money Order Our work Is guaranteed. Deal de
rect with the house md save Agents Commission.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Silas-'What was the parsons text
to-day?"
Cyrus" Learn to Look Up
Silas--" Learn to Look Up2
H'mI He must think we are going
to town where they have the sky.
Scrapers."
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

A copy of Hawthorne's rarest book,
"Fanshawe, was sold in Boston re
Gently for $3.50.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

DO YoUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW
Then use Defiance Starch. It will keep
them Whito--l6 o.. for 10 cent?
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

About the only satisfactory substl
tute for wisdom is silence.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Tombstone epitaphs should b
classed as grave literature.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

There Is one thing about the wages
OF sin; the man who gets them never
complains that he is not well paid,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Wet boots and expected pleasures
are hard to pull off
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

The man who Gnu catch a flea In the
dark can hoe his own row In politics,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

The quickest way to do things is to
DO only one at a time.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18
ALL TIRED OUT.

The cary,
W orn-o ut all
tired feelin 6 8
como to every
body who taxes
the kidneys.
When the kid
neys are over
worked they fail
to perform the
duties nature has
provided for them
to do.
When the kid
neys fall, danger,
GUS disease quick
~ follows; urin-
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Though the gas meter never fails
to register, 1t has no vote.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

You can't tip waiter enough to
make him lose his balance
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Gallery gods move in the highest
circles.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Eight thousand nine hundred wom-
en- III London have been convicted Of
drunkenness more Than ten times.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

Piso'B Cure for Consumption is An insallihie
medicine tor coughs md colds IN. W SAMUEL,
Ocean Grove, N. j. Feb. u, 1900
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

After thirty a virgin Is civil even to
the boys.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1903-03-18

The great Canadian 500 electric
power plant t@ned by New Workers.