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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-04-10
His Overestimate.

.He-I've half a mind to kiss you.
she-You flatter yourself.
GLOW? BY thinking you would let
me?" ~
mo: by thinking you have hall q
mind."-Broklyn Eagle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-04-10

"yvhen 70 bow and when not to bow
,s the question now agitating English
! society, | see.
eyes" said the pugilist, AN It's a
mighty important question, too. you
hear me."-Brooklyn Eagle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-04-10
An Awful Jolt.

He (bashfully)-May 1-er-klss
your baby sister?
She Tin disgust)--Oh, I suppose So
II you are too cowardly to tackle a
firi nearer your own size.-Chicago
News.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-04-10
Recuperating.

One day little fo~ur-year-old Cora
was trying to stand on her head. her
mother asked her what she was doing
She answered.:
us standing on my head to rest my
Ieet. Little Chronicle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-04-10
Bishop in Philippines.

Rome, April s, - Rev. Mgr. F. Il.
Rocker, secretary OF the apostolic del
egation at Washington, has been ap-
pointed bishop Of Nueva Caceres, Phil.
ippine islands.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-04-10
THE STAT OF SOUTH DAKOTA.
Department of Insurance.

Company's Certificate Of Authority.
Whereas, The Central Life Assurance
society OF the United States, a corpora
ton organized under the laws of Iowa.
has filed in this office a sworn statement
exhibiting it's condition and business for
the year ending December 81, 1902, con-
formable to the requirements of the laws
Of this State regulating the business Of
insurance: and.
Whereas. The said Company has filed in
this office a duly certified copy of its
charter, with certificate of organization
In compliance with the requirements Of
the insurance law aforesaid:
Now. Therefore. |, H.. c. Shober. Com
missioner of Insurance of the State OF
South Dakota, pursuant to the provisions
Of said laws. do hereby certify that the
above named Company IL fully empow-
cred through it's authorized agents to
transac its appropriate business of Life
Insurance in this State. according to laws
thereof. until the 31st day of December.
A.. d. 1903.
In Testimony Whereof, I nave h%ereunto
set my hand and seal at Pierre, this 10Th
day of February, A. D.. 1903.
II. c. SHOBER,
(SeaD Commissioner of Insurance.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-04-10
STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA.

. ! - :. Ut y
Insurance Department.
/. II. c. Shober, Commissioner of Insur-
ance of the State of South Dakota, do
hereby certify that the above is a true
copy Of the original Statement now on
file at this office.
La Witness Whereof, I nave hereunto
set my hand and affixed the seal of this
office at Pierre. this 21st day of Febru-
airy. 1908 H. c. SHOBER,
(SeaD Commissioner of Insurance.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-04-10

lOtal expenditures ........... All,3U4.0t
COMPANY'S STATEMENT OF BUSI-
NESS TRANSACTED IN H STATE
OF OUT DURING THE
YEAR.
Whole amount of premiums re-
ceivsd in or from the State of
South Dakota during the year. Sc, 356.N
Amount paid for losses in South
Dakota during year. ......... None
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1903-10-09
CHURCH SERVICES.

First Baptist church. George B.
Lawson, minister. Morning service at
10: 80. Evening at Z. Preaching by the
pastor. Bible school IL m.
Unitarian church. Rev. E. Q. s. Os-
good. pastor. Service every Sunday at
10: 80. Sunday school at H.: As Theme
for next Sunday AN Old Testament
Idyl." All are welcome.
Universalist church. Reignold X.
Marvin minister. Morning worship at
10:3 80 o'clock, with sermon for young
and old. Subject, Pioneers of Land,
Sea and Heaven Sunday school at
IL As a. m. Senior Union at Z. p. m. All
are welcome.
At the Adventist Christian church
Prayer meeting at TO-: AS a. m. Sunday
school at noon. Preaching at 2: 80 and
p. m by the Elder l.. d. Buro of
North Adams, Mass. Loyal workers at
p. m. Thursday evening prayer meet
ing at 1880. All are cordially invited
to attend,
Christian Science services in Mar
ket block, Sunday at 10:45 a. m. Sub
ject. Doctrine of Atonement." Text,
Ephesians, liza, ). Testimonial meet
ing Wednesday at 7:30 p. m. Reading
room open Tuesday, Thursday and
Saturday from . to p. m. The public
always welcome.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1903-10-09
Mrs. John Davis.

Mrs. Amelia Bliss Davis. IS, widow
of John Davis, died Friday afternoon
after a brief Illness although she had
been in falling health owing to her ad-
vanced age for about six months. She
had been a resident of Brattleboro for
many years. being employed at the
Brattleboro Retreat during her early
life. Since the death of her husband
in 1890 she had lived for the most of
the time in Crosby block Her girl
hood was spent in Royalston and Wor-
cester, Mass. She is survived by two
brothers, F. J. Bliss of Royalston, Mass.
and E. NJ. Bliss of Worcester, Mass,
and one sister, Mrs. Nicena Green of
Orange Mass The funeral was held
Monday afternoon from the chapel of
the First Baptist church, Rev. George
B. Lawson officiating. The burial was
in Prospect Hill cemetery. Mrs. Davis
had been identified with the First Bap-
fist church for over 40 years and was a
devout Christian woman.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1903-10-09
SUDDEN DEATH OF MRS. ROWE,
Stricken With Heart Disease Early
Sunday Morning.

Mrs. Emma e. Rowe, 5S, wife OF
Harry Rowe, the veteran plumber, died
suddenly early Sunday morning at heI
home on Canal street, being in appar-
entity perfect health only moment
previous to her demise. She and her
husband had arisen early in order to
take the o'clock train for Charles
town, n. H., and were in different
rooms making preparations for the
journey when Mr.. Rowe heard some
thing fall Hurrying to his wife's
room he found her lying upon the floor
gasping, and before he could reach her
all signs of life were gone. DR.. III. ID.
Waterman was summoned at once but
his examination showed that death had
been instantaneous.
Mrs Rowe's maiden name was Emma
f. Cox and she was born in Barnard,
Jan. /, 1S45, the daughter of Grin and
Harteroe (Chamberlain) Cox. When
a young girl she moved to Bethel and
was married to Mr.. Rowe in that town
in $50, moving to Rrattleboro the fol-
lowing year. During her life here she
had been actively connected with the
religious work of tbs First Universal
list church, was prominent in Bingham
chapter, o. f. s., of which she was past
matron, and was also a member of
Brattleboro chapter Daughters of the
American Revolution, the Vermont So
ciety of Colonial Danes and the
Knights and Ladies of Honor. Her
connection with the different organiZa-
tons had brought her in contact with
many people all of whom esteemed her
acquaintance as a personal friendship.
She is survived by two brothers, Henry
G. Cox of Saratoga, Mimi, and Orrin
f. Cox of Seattle, Wash, and four sis
tiers, Mrs Esther Cox of Saratoga,
Mimi. Mrs. Edna Archer of Bethel,
Mrs. Jane Wheelock of St, Charles,
Mimi. and Mrs T. ]. Royce of East
Putney.
The funeral was held Tuesday after
noon from her late home on Canal
street Rev. r. X. Marvin officiating
The services We're largely attended
and the floral tributes were many, in
Guiding a number Of handsome pieces
from the different organizations with
which she was identified The bearers
were H. f. Taylor, W. S. Edwards, F.
r. Vaughan, w. B. Vinton, 0. Z. Ran
dali and S. H. Farr Burial was in
Prospect Hill cemetery.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1903-10-09
B. II. S. N otes.

The senior football management has
written to the Greenfield high school
for a game there in the near future.
Arrangements are being made for
the organization of a male glee club
which Miss Gregg has kindly offered
to conduct.
The senior class has voted to give
series of socials similar to those
held by the class of 1903 last winter
which proved very successful.
The juniors will probably put forth
an enthusiastic football aggregation,
one of the members having already
expressed his willingness to play.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1903-10-09
The Suzanne Adams Concert.

| Though the weather was unfavor-
able. the auditorium was filed We'd
nesday night when the Suzanne Adams
Concert company opened the Y. NJ. c.
A. Star course of entertainments. As
promised, it was a musical treat-even
to the critical taste of Brattleboro
which possesses rare talent of its own
Madame Adams is beautiful in a glow
ing oriental way; she was gowned ex-
quisitely in glittering black and wore
red roses that suited her well; she is
graceful and expressive, in a French
fashion with eyes and shoulders. and
her voice is sweet, flexible and smooth
not remarkably rich or pow
erful but full and satisfying. She
pleased the audience well. The COM
bination of her voice with the almost
human tones of the violoncello as play
ed by her husband, Leo Stern, was re-
markedly effective. Mr.. Stern is evil
IDENTIFY a master of music, in compost
ton as well as in expression. Sew
eral numbers on the program were
creations of his genius and it was in
one of these. the Valse Printemps, that
Madame Adams's voice was heard to
best advantage. Mr.. Storms inter-
probation of Peppers Dance of the
Elves was delightful-light, wierd !
Andre Benoist, as plan
list in place of Mr.. Pyck. opened the 4
evenings program with skill and ex- 4
preston and his accomplishments 4
formed a harmonious background for .
he color work of the program. Mr.. 4
Champion pleased best with his songs
N lighter vein-"The Roamer" and
The Pretty, Pretty Creature" He
sang these with gay abandon and en-
husiasm that caused a ripple of re-
iponsive feeling through the audience.
Altogether. the evening was one of
,ure and uplifting enjoyment.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1903-10-09

The largest tree in the world. ac-
cording to Italian statistics lately pub
lished, is a monster chestnut standing
at the foot of Mt Aetna. The circum-
ference at go feet from the ground is
PIP feet. The sales, however, of the
G. o. Taylor Old Bourbon and
G. o. Taylor Pure Rye Whistles, dur
ing the past 90 years, also reach very
large proportions. They are unexcelled
by any other beverages in quality or
popularity. Sold by licensed dealers
generally. Proprietors' firm name is on
the label and over the cork.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1903-10-09
BrattIeboro's Excellent Management

The Londonderry Sitter has this to
! say about gambling at fairs: A Peru
correspondent expresses himself quite
freely in this issue about the Bondville
fair management. In the opinion of
the Sitter no management can afford
to admit to the fair ground any gam
bling or skin game. The small fees
extracted from these fellows doesn't
begin to pay for loss of self-respect and
reputation. We feel confident that
our Winhall friends will now see it in
this light and next year gamblers and
fakirs will be excluded. Rutland took
a dose of it this fall and will not re-
peat. Brattleboro has always ex-
Guided these gentry and no fair in the
county stands higher"
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1903-10-09
Real Hard ship,

The Barre Times says: The arid
wastes of Brattleboro are broken by
only two GASES to cheer the heart of
the thirsty wayfarer.'
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1903-10-09
LONG FUR STOLES

Sa DIE FOA SlOLE. - very
handsome large brush tails,
cords with tails, at $500
BROWN MARTEN STOLE-Ex,
ira long fur, lined with Skin
ner satin, six large tails, cords
with tails, made to sell for 20,
Our special price $500
SABLE FOX STOLE-Beautiful
fine silky fur, six tails, cords
with tails, at $500
ALASKAN SABLE FOX STOLE
Selected quality, long silky
fur, lined with Skinner satin,
has silk cords with tails and
finished with six large brush
tails. A fur worth $50 at
$500
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10
Woman Came Back to Life.

A dispatch from Durham, n. c.,
says: An unusual case of the tempo
rary revival of a person supposed to
be dead occurred just over the Vir-
GINA line, the subject being a woman
whose body had been shipped from
Durham to another point for inter-
meut.
Julia StanGeld, colored, who was
living in Durham, became very i'll,
and her doctor decided that it was
necessary to perform surgical opera
ton. She was carried to the hospital
for colored people and prepared for
the ordeal. Chloroform was admin
istered. As she lay on the operating
table her heart suddenly stopped
beating. The doctors worked on her
for some time in an attempt to resus-
citate her, but in vain. The drug APP
parently had killed her. After a
careful examination death certificate
was issued and the undertaken placed
the body in a coffin and case to be
shipped to her old home at Cunning
ham, N. C, for interment.
At DenDiston Junction, Halifax
county, the body was to be transfer
red. While the coffin rested on the
platform at Denniston waiting to be
carried to another train, one of the
railway employees heard peculiar
noise, and in moment he found that
the movement and commotion were in
side the coffin. Bystanders distinct
ly heard the groans Of the woman.
Other heard it, and the lii Of the cas-
ket was soon removed.
1t was found that the woman had her
hands to her throat, as if trying to re-
lieve choking sensation. Her hands
and face were covered with persplra-
ton and her dress near the belt was
also saturated. She lived only short
time after she recovered consciousness,
however.
The supposition is that the woman
was restored to life, and, finding that
she was in coffin, choked herself to
death or else died Of Sufocation. AT
ter the casket was opened she hardly
breathed again, but the body remained
warm for some time afterward, al
though this was 26 hours after she
was supposed to have died on the
operating table.
The body was sent on to Cunning
ham for interment.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10
An African Description of the Railway

A native of Uganda, who accom-
panied the Prime Minister on his way
to the coronation of King Edward,
wrote to his friend about the Uganda
railway, giving the following descriP-
ton Of it:
My friend, the Europeans have done
marvellous thing to make the railway
and the trains. They fasten 10 or Is
houses together and attach them to a
fireplace, which is as big as an ele-
plant, and the road it goes on is as
smooth as the stem Of Plantain. 1t
goes as fast as a swallow flying, and
everything you see outside flies past
you like spark from fire. If it
were to drop off one of the bridges
not one in it would be saved, for il
goes dreadfully quick. The hills it
passes are as high as those Of Koki
and they have bridged over great val
leys SO deep that you cannot see the
bottom when you are going over them.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10
5000 offered For a Flea.

There is one form of Arctic explora-
ton little known to the general pub
lie. the history of the famous polar
expeditions, the trials of the gallant
explorers, and the large sum expended
in fitting out and maintaining vessels,
is news familiar to all, but the hunt
for the polar flea is not 50 well known
as it deserves to be.
More than a year ago the Hon.
Charles Rothschild commissioned the
Arctic sailing whaler Forget-Me- Not
to hunt for the polar flea. The hunt
was apparently futile, for Mr.. Roths-
child now offers a reward, according
to the London Daily Express, OF
$1,000 for the Arctic fox flea, to add
to the collection of those insects IN
the famous geological museum IN Tnng
park, where already there are thou
sands of feas, which have been OBJ
tanned from birds and beasts in all
parts of tie word.
1t seems that the flea Of the Arctic
fox is to flea fanciers what the egg OF
the great aux is to collectors OF birds
eggs, for only two perfect specimens
are known to exist in the collections
In addition to the reward referred to,
Mr.. Rothschild has again fitted out
the Forget Me-Not, which is already
at work looking for the flea.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10

Lindsey f Sisson, farmer OF Floyd
county, Va, and his wife quarreled
over a jug of whiskey and agreed to
disagree. 1t seems that she had seized
his Jug and had doctored the contents
with stale eggs. The couple have two
children and they divided them, one
going with the mother and one with
the father.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10
Stomach Trouble.

81 have been troubled with my stom-
ach for the past four years, says d. l.
Beach. Of Glover Nook Farm, Green
field, Mass. "A few days ago | was in.
duced to buy box Of Chamberlain S
Stomach and Liver Tablets | have
taken part Of them and feel great deal
better" If you have any trouble with
your stomach try a box OF these Tab
lets. Youare certain to be pleased with
the result. Price % cents. For sale by
Remnants Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10
Miss Bessie Smythe, the daughter o

Miss Bessie Smythe, the daughter of
farmer living near Castine, Maine,
in order to raise money for Union
Church, with which to have it painted
and something paid on the mortgage,
sold her hair at auction Tuesday night,
Boston merchant paying down 1886
cash for it, Miss Smythe's tresses are
famous all over the county, as they
reach below her heels and are Of a
beautiful ruddy brown tint. Many
summer residents attended the novel
auction and bid spiritedly.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10
EXCURSION TICKETS.

Commencing June lst and until Sep
TENDER Both, all railway and steamship
lines sell excursion tickets TO the resorts
and principal stations on the line of and
adjacent to the Norfolk II Western Rail
way, tickets limited to October 81, 1903,
for return passage. Write the under
signed for summer folder giving infor-
nation as to mountain, spring and sea-
shore resorts. boarding houses, location,
elevation, rates, etc, in Virginia.
w. B. BEVILL,
Genera! Passenger Agent.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10

StOp-overs permitted on return trip az
Buffalo, Rochester, Geneva, Watkins
Glen and Mauch Chunk.
Only SlOO Niagara Fall TO Toronto
and return, via \. y. G. IL II. K. K. L.
sl.2j via Gorge Route
Side trip to Thousand Islands from
Rochester only $3.50 round trip. Tick
cts good five days, but within return
limit OF Niagara Falls ticket.
Special arrangements for lunch and
supper en- route at very reasonable rates
Call on Ticket Agents Baltimore * Ohio
Z. r. for full particulars.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10
the Jefferson County Mutua
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY.
ESTABLISHED 1873

OFFERS to the people ofJeferson,County
" Insuranceiu assfe company at the actual
cost OF Insurance, which is much cheaper
AAn the rates usually charged and keeps the
money at home. Good risks from RESPONSE
Oh parties are invited.
Executive Committee meetsevery Friday.
DIRECToRs-Jos Trapnell. Henry b. DRven-
yort Jas. Garland Hurst, John W Rider, W,
Il +. Lewis, h. Preston Chew, WIN. l.. VIII
aon, Eugene Baker, y. W. Washington, Ii. l.
) yder, ChKs. =. wilson, Jno. II. little, Jacob
s Melvin, Z. q. w. Herr, Isaac IL. Strider.
Joseph TRAPNELII......... President
n B. DAVENPORT. ............... Treasurer
LOCAL AGENTs-Middleway, John G. Shir-
,ey; Harper Ferry, Chas. Ii. Trail; Shep-
QsrdsJown, j. >. Fleming; Charlestown,
Washington Il Alexander.
RE-The secretary viii! be found at the Com
psny's Once, Gibson Building, Court House
yard, in ChRrlestown.
K. A. ALEXANDER, Sec'y.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10
The Genuine VS.. Counterfeits.

The genuine is always better than a
counterfeit, but the truth of this state
ment is never more forcibly realized or
more thoroughly appreciated than
when you compare the genuine DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve with the many coun-
terfeits and worthless substitutes that
are on the market. w. S. Ledbetter, of
Shreveport, La. says: After using
numerous other remedies without ben
eft, one box of DeWitt'S Witch Hazel
Salve cured" For blind, bleeding,
itching and protruding piles no remedy
is equal to DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
Sold by Remnants Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10

Eek Hayriz-"I bumpt mp agin a
new-fangled swindle the las time l
was tew tn city.
81 Oatcake-"What wuz it, Zek?"
Eek Hayrix-"Paid tew bits tew
see er cake walk ez wuz advertiz' d an
the pesky cake jist sot on er table an
didn't walk er step, b'gOsh !"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10
BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD.
ECur5ons 10 Niagara rails Jndey
Personal Escort July II and 81,
HHgHStIt and IS, SEPTEMBER
II and 3, and oct. g.

a Ten NO) Day Tour to Niagara Falls,
Americas Greatest Natural Wonder
via Baltimore Il Ohio Royal Blue Line.
Philadelphia Il Reading R'y and Le-
high Valley Route, through the beauti-
ful Lehigh and Wyoming Valleys Spe-
cial train Of elegant Day Coaches and
Parlor Cars will be run on above dates,
leaving
Washington. d. C........... $50 a. VI.
Baltimore. Md Camden Sta
9.19 4. NJ.
Ar. Niagara Falls. ........lO.OO p NJ
Round triIflickets for this'excursion
will also be placed on sale at the follow
ing stations at the rate annexed
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10
MOORE Il MOORE,
INSURANCE
AND
Real Estate Agents,
Charles Town, w. Va.

We represent a number Of leading
Fire Insurance Companies and can fur
n sh insurance at the very lowest rates.
We also represent the Penn Mutual
|. fe Insurance Company, of Phliadel-
pnia, one of the oldest, strongest, and
best companies doing business IN the
United States. All OF the policies are
;ucontestable from date of issue, besides
having number Of other valuable op-
tons.
We have some Fine Jefferson County
Farms for sale, ranging from 100 TO 400
acres.
respectfully,
MOORE Il MOORE.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10

The kidneys are your
blood purifiers, they fiji
ter out the waste or
impurities in the blood.
If they are sick or out
of order, they fail 10 do
their work.
Pains, aches andrheu-
matlsm come from eX-
cess Of uric acid in the
blood, due 10 neglected
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10

J. E. Fish, of Trenton, n. j., ad-
vertised for a wife some time ago.
He got one, but he's sorry enough
now. She is jealous Of him and she
makes him report to her by telephone
every hour where he is and what he
is doing.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10

A girls hair is not done properly
now unless the front roll hangs SO low
that she can almost wipe her nose on
IT,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10

For bilious attack take Chamber
lain's Stomach aud Liver Tablets and a
quick cure is certain. For sale by Rein
hart S Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10

What should the patient do while
awaiting the doctors arrival" asked
the professor.
Make his will, replied the pupil
who was wise beyond his day and gen
Grafton.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10

Irate guest (to waiter)-"Look herel
Didn't l order a Swiss cheese sand
wich?"
Polite Waiter-"Yes, sir, and there
it is.
Irate Guest-"There are two slices
of bread, but can you find any cheese
on them?"
Polite Waiter-"I'm sorry, sir. The
cheese is there all right, only you hap
pened to hit on one of the holes.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-10

Chicago Man-Let's see. New
York is the place you go through on
your way to Brooklyn, is it not?"
New Yorker-Oh, no; New York
is the place that goes through you on
your way to Brooklyn.