davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The broad ax., 1903-07-11

Lne onAy Class Len HtWs
II really bslieve was born great"
sIndeed2"
Eyes. There doesn't seem to be any
prospect Of my achieving greatness or
having It thrust upon me."-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The broad ax., 1903-07-11

Paul-Wha4 in the world made him
marry her?
sanfOrd-Hsr wonderful SKIN in
playing the piano.
PaUl-Didn't he know there were
sshPlaying pianos in the MARKET
Broeklyn Life.
The broad ax., 1903-07-11

somsrsst-Whaf's the best way to
zen 8 gentleman2
Bingham-Eait TN he dies; then, see
e the nsEEpapers publish q list Of the
clnhs BE belongs to.-N. 2. Sun.
The broad ax., 1903-07-11

Booth-say, what does oEa meSnP
Garriek-It is Latin for egg.
Booth-Ahi Now / understand what
the paper meant when It spoke Of that
shower Of eggs received as an Ova-
TOM. Y. Tmes.
The broad ax., 1903-07-11

"A bright spring day" she said,
makes me Ike q girl again"
'You don't look ii, returned the
absent-ninded man. who wished to
Be eompEmentary.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The broad ax., 1903-07-11
III n.n.nan

HEve you any idea what time my
vile wiz return home, Hortense?"
No, sir, I can't ten I know she
went shopping. but I don't know how
much money she had - Chicago Amer
lean.
The broad ax., 1903-07-11

Ehs-Vhat Wo1ld bs the result e
women we're - set thsirrights9
He-WeL. ny priVa4s opinion Is that
mora men would de old hachelors.-
CincinaH Enquirsr.
The broad ax., 1903-07-11

The smallest salary paid BY the
government of the United States to
any public servant Is received by
Charles Henry Gibbs, of Nantucket,
R. l., keeper Of the "Bug Light"
This lighthouse has been put out Of
commission because the shifting
sands outside of Nantucket harbor
have made it useless, but the govern
ment allows Mr.. Gibbs. an ancient
mariner, to live in the place, to pro-
tect the property. and it pays him
one dollar a year.
His Explanation.
That political rival of yours went
50 far as to intimate that you would
sell your influence for money"
professional jealousy, my friendS.
seplied Senator Sorghum, soothinglJ.
Hes cross because he hasn't any in
huence to sell. '-WashinPton Star.
The broad ax., 1903-07-11

In the spring a young mans fancy
lightly turns from thoughts Of school
IN. Y. Sun.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05
NAMING OF RACE HORSES.
Absurd Cognomens seleesed to Speedy An
finals to be Used as Advertisement.

Absurd Cognomens selecsed to Speedy An
finals to be Used as Advertisement.
or ALL none is more hideous than the
practise of using racing animals as
advertisements
The evil of naming fast horses after
commercial commodities seems to have
broken out again this season after
lapse Of several years, and unless some
method of restricting the fancies OF
owners Is devised Il promises to be a
growing eyesore on the turf.
Just mt present the success of two
horses owned by wealthy man who
made his fortune out OF geatine Is
serving as an ad for his wares.
They have each performed well
enough to attract attention. That their
success will be short lived ia to be
hoped,o next season we viii be called
upon to witness speed tests on the turf
between Kickunl's Pain Cure and APP
PIE Pie Breakfast Food.
Some years ago there were number
of equine ads racing. The ads flock
mostly to the trotting turf although
me running turf has far too many
long named galopers.
Nothing quite so bad as the names or
TWO retired Morris horses. Hultzlpochti
and Prestadigtatrice, has turned up In
several years.
Thomas w. Lawson took up the mat
Yer OF euphonlous names last winter
snd offered prizes for the best named
harness. horses
- Ihen, as II In perserslty. he gave his
brentwood colts and filles set of
Voshomens the like Of which were never
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05
WORLDS WEALTHY WOMEN.

The appearance OF Sonora Alvardo
of Mexico as one Of the richest, If not
the very richest woman IN the world,
the following list OF some Of the Mex
lean multl-millionaire's companions In
greath wealth Is interesting The
amounts are estimated, but are believed
to be approximately correct; Sonora
Alyarado, 100000, 900: Miss Krupp Of
Essen $4,000 00O Mrs. Hetty Green,
$4,000, 600; daughter OF Baron Hirsch,
$4,000, 900; Duchess Of Hamilton. $50, 600
coo; Mrs. William Aston, $4,000, 900;
baroness Burdett- Coutts, s3O,OOO,0O0;
Mrs Elliott f. Shepard $4,000, 600;
IIss, ]. w Mackey. 500, O00. 600, Mrs.
Helen M Gould, s2O0OO.000; Miss Mar
tina r. Fiske. sl2 100000; Miss May Goe-
let. sl2,5000O0 This IS by no means a
complete list OF the worlds very rich
est women but It contains the names
of some OF the rich and most noted
Pittsbnrg Press.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05
.HoopING TIE HOOP"
.,.o Young women ON Motor Car PER
Nv form Most Marvellous Feat

me ranarkable performance OF loop
a inon has been outdone. III the
W Iakers who saw Diavolo perform
ga trIcl. on n bicycle thought the ieat
t,nderful one, what would they mink
:, ,hav saw two young women III u
Mar car circle gigantic hoop rms
,lot remarkable accomplishment Is
ma tUooping the Hoop How me
.SIek IL done is told I'm the folowlls
account which appeared ~ 'he MN
go Weekly News, plblished az Wol-
yerhampton. England "a.
Young lady from the sontii, h'ss
rn,ily Payne, has been appearing ~
H. ,rivoli Music Hall, Birmingham,
,h,s week. aud has accomplished before
l,d.A audiences IA few sensutionnI
Mas Nshe does not loop TO loop on II
h,cvcle. She hoops the hoop IN mo-
.a,.rar The car starts from the gar
,orv level. down an incline OF 40 de-
,rees so II. long, and then circles
soon az II. In circumference. MISS
pavne has gone round the huge hoop
many time, and while being twiried
IN tbis exciting fashion she holds her
snectators breathless She commences
hiyh up in the ceiling OF the hall, ana
ends in a net out OF sight, In the Wings
The same performances Is also gone
through by Miss Florence Exton IN
American youn. lady, who Isl III ihc,,
more experienced than Miss Payne IL
~ considered 100 mucn " T"na' ~
one to perform tne ien. 49,, i,.s
alternately WIN miSs '.,,a d,a,, ~,
Payne hoops the hoop CIV q, Ira,,o
fearlessly' Sne nus uppV"' ~. ~ ara ny
but has left stage ny ~ s ,r ,uII.
hilaratlng pastihe OIL V"'e'"s :" 49,
air on motor,ear. oo,oa -,
II was MISS iayne WIZ "pp a.,
The IlNoll lot me Ins, pIs..'na No.,
TUESDAY sun Vi - ~, ,,a,eo,,
CURED 10 WORK ,ne hoop ",. ~
attends 10 'ne ie'ei ~ ,,t,,, 10 nar
dertakes me uuty VI sass Tha en-
RON up uiions Wy ,,.,,an onre
about S'So on luesuy' So ~ Mis-
more on us sensa.'o,a, ~. 49,, ,,. az
Payne VIZ" aPpcuia ,r,,n ,.o,
MISS Molo' wv saiv,s 49, ~ h1n,, and
had mounted 10 ,he ,op VI w ,,''p 49,
was cohihenVins M - ,iI,s,ratoa
from some oause, Nh,Vn ny ,ipl',, 4,
the danger Oh tn's urn -, '"s, ,l,,
failed TO neBot,h'e 'ne uaVh p,Vpea'
ana zen 10 inc po,,o', ~, $50
ting on the wneels' lmcre "e,u ao,ne
shrleks among me auuienuS "nu ,ns
impression Wnlch liih,E lsOo'sv ,.,, wi"
that MISS Payne hau pcen 90 ru'
hurt SUI inns was iio' ~, S"e sbau-
ed rom the car suifiy. ~ i nu,,ne ,,n,iI
en-, ana she was uIiaer NY pe"ei uns
the violent coh,act WIZ, 'ne 'omvs'
point OF me ciroie, 'nat sue %a' b,op
cry negotiating lne mop. inV m"e S'na
OF me car were uuiIaseu' eepeo,u',y ~
Of the troht pair Wn,ch "as .or 'nsa a
ABLY DENT ana patteIeu' ~ ,ou' oe q
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05
REMARKABLE MACHINE.

The potato planter Of today would make
the farmer of generation ago sit up and
rub HIS eyes, 1t requires that the potatoes
be supplied, but win do all the rest on it's
own initiative. II picks the potato up and
looks II ovr--or seems to-cuts 1t into
halves, quarters or any desired number
Of parts, separates the eyes and removes
the seed ends. II plants whole potatoes
or parts thereof, as desired as near to-
gether or as far apart as the Judgment
OF the farmer on the driving part sug-
gests. Having dropped the seed, II covers
II, fertilzes It, tucks 1t In like a child put
TO bed, and PAGES off the next row with
mathematical accuracy. PHILADELPHIA
prpsa
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05

n you ever took DeWitts Little Ear
~ Rlsers for biliousness or constipation
you know what a purgatiye pleasure H..
These famous little pills cleanse the
liver ana rid the system OF all bile
without producing unpleasant effects.
They do not grippe, sicken or weaken.
sues and organs Involved. w II. How
ell OF Houston, Tex. says, mo better
pill can be used than Little Early Rls-
ers for constipation, sick headache.
etc." Sold by all druggists.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05

heard before. Glorious Bonnie Red
Nosed Lassie o'Dreamland Is not qultet
a verbatim selection from his list, but
Is IL an illustration Of the cumbrous
sort of title that the Boston millionaire
chose TO indicate the breeding for the
youngsters,
A society for the regulation Of The
naming of horses could find abundant
material for n year long crusade.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05
Raised From the Dead,

C. w. Lands, Porter" for the ORR
entail Hotel Chanute, Kan, gays: ~
know what 1t was to suffer with neu-
raIgia, deed did and ] got a bottle OF
Billiards., Snow Eminent and ! was
raised from the dead tried to get
some more, but before l had 'deposed
OF my bottle, was cured entirely.
am tellin' de truth too" 25c, SOC and
81. 90 at ". G. NJ T. Drug Dept.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05
BEST SELLING BOOKS.
Record for August.

According to the records Of all book
sellers. the six books which have sold
best In tine order OF demand during the
month are;
l.. Gordon Keith Page, - =. .. $3.50
2. The Mettle of the Pasture Allen 80
3, The Gray Cloak, MacGrath 80. $50
4, The Flligree Ran, Green .. -. 1.h0
8. Lady Roses Daughter, Ward =. go
6, The Main Chance, Nicholson :. 1.5O
We have the above and all the latest
popular books of the day.
pEsERET NEWS BOOK STORE.
10 Main st.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05

Children often cry, not from pain,
but from hunger, although fed abund-
antly. The entire trouble arises from
hamilton, their food Is not assimilated,
but deyoured by worms A few doses
of Whites Cream Vermifuge viii cause
them to cease crying and begin to
thrive at once. very much 10 the sur
prise and JOY of the mother 25c at D.
e, NJ. L. Drug Dept.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05

Common Sense, Divine knowledge,
says there Is but one blood and one power.
Relax and open the pores Of the skin with
Oil of Eden. Purify the blood and
strengthen the nerves with Sweet Spirits
of Eden. A cure for Rheumatism and
other Nervous Ailments is certain. Only
the best druggists keep them. A little
cures. $500 pays for all. They are man.
ufactured by California Cooperative Med
ical Co. This Company has fast incrcas.
ing membership OF one thousand, aud
capital Of Fl ,7soooo, Shares f3s. 90 each.
Dividends for IS months, ending July l,
1903, averaged over $500 month. For
particulars, list Of members, testimonials,
etc, address d. John l.. Kellett, Oak
land, Cal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-09-05
THE PACIFIC EXPRESS co.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES OFFICE.
Rocky Mountain Division,
Salt Lake CITY, Utah. Sept. ] 10

onoern
w j. Superintendent
J. A. sANBoRN.
- Description orc hees Name and Aqggss OF consgnor
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-12-31
Take Care of That Cow.

Those who are disposed to be kind to
animals no doubt have noticed the
miserable wreck of cow that is a dali
by spectacle on our streets, walking un-
stoadily on three legs, the fourth hav-
ing been broken, and living off of FROST
ed leaves. 1t is a sight which should
cause a thrill of compassion to pene-
trate to the heart of the most grabbing,
close-fsted article that ever wa liked
earth in the guise of human being.
The facts in the case are these: The
COW, which year or so ago was fine
Jersey heifer, in romp broke legs
and instead of merclfQlly being put to
death was doctored in hope of cure
but it has never recovered the use of
the leg and never will. The owner is
said to have sold the wretched animal
to another party, who. we understand
has left for unknown parts, and the
COW is now abandoned to a lingering
death from starvation.
"A rug u6Sb udS DGGl uduo w AcldIlNVS
Of the party to either feed the animal
or put it out of its isery but nothing
has been done yet. If they do not do
something in the case, we think that
the man who benefited from the sale
Of the worthless animal should now pro-
vide for her maintenance, especially
| since it would not embarrass him in the
least to do so. Let him show that the
milk OF human kindness has not en-
tirely CONCEALED in his breast by send
ing for the poor animal, and giving it {
warm corner in his barnyard, close to a
straw stack where it may pass the win
ter in some degree of comfort. Because
he has rid himself of the wretched ami,
NAL he should not allow it to die miser
ably on the streets of starvation.
II the actual owner were here an ap
plication OF the provisions of Art V
Sec. 219s, of the codu of Tennessee
would effect a cure Of his negligence
that would be very satisfactory to thos
who daily witness this pitiable sight
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-12-31
Mthitmell department
GEO. w. LEWIS Agent.

The Masonic order gave supper
last night. The time for the elec-
tion ofoficers being at hand, the
honorable order as usual gave
rather public supper To speak
OF good time would only be a
hint rs TO what We enjoyed
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-12-31
GuRIlSNlLLE.
Special to the News.

Special to The News.
Well, here once more you see,
The last time IN nineteen hundred
~, ana tnIee' ,,,1,. u,uo.o.u o,a
= " four SOU
Bill Dooley will be in it shore.
heard Of a man who was newly mar
ried
Who hired hack to ride nome IN
J., Is %o+S to ioso =, dollar
rbeso cola morrirgs Iosinr your
gloves makes one hollar.
oi5 c,ut, C,o,s snoo,od +h., white
soa,horootoo-o or.ss he was in
n..l..,l.'.
rsrao,;,t ~, ,,o ,,o 1;nior -, so,ir-
no1 nio
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-12-31

We are asked to contribute to.
ward the reproduction Of the Hers
mitage as state Building at the
Wor DIS Fair While the amount
is small we shall have to say NAY,
nay, Pauline" as we as not SO
ourdencd down with wealth as to
stand and deliver the goods upon
every call upon our exchequer
Judging from the formidable array
Of names attached to the letterhead
Of the letter unwilling the scheme
one would think there were enough
rich men connected with the
scheme to pay Tor the erection of a
couple OF Hermitages without call
ing on the hard-won, twice-earned
dollars of the struggling country
publisher, And after all what is it
more than a tad for passing show.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-12-31
STANLEY.
Special to the News.

Special to the News.
Well, Christmas came and went, and
/ will venture to say that some people
in this broad land OF ours are financial
ly better off while others are right in
the reverse. But while that is the case
what shall confront US before another
Christmas? only refer to the people
of Marion County. l guess the most
importent object that will confront us
will be- the road question. II this is
left to the county court there will be
no question about it, | would almost
wager a button that this county would
be bonded. But understand that have
not lost confidence in tho honorable
court. l believe it will be honest in
the great struggle, but know by past
experience that member Of the coun-
ty court can be influenced to great ex-
tent. / have been informed that this
county would bo bonded for one hun
dred and fifty thousand dollars for the
purpose Of building one hundred miles
of pike road,
Now / am not experienced in build
ing pike roads, but it looks very roas-
enable that it would take more than
this amount to grade and gravel that
much road and besides this, that don't
end the expense This pike road will
have to be regraveled every few years.
Have we got county prisoners enough
to do that? If not, [ say the expense
will over run the profit. Who pays in
! this one hundred and fifty thousand dol
lars? The taxpayer OF course, There
is one district and also the longest one
in the county that this pike road will
never benefit TO tho amount Of SOC,
Well does thst release that district
from helping to hand over that one hun.
dred and fifty thousand. No, I should
say not, We must como atross Now,
why not let the voters OF this county
settle this question. They are the
ones who travel these pike roads, and
they are the ones TO say whether thoy
must be built or not Now, l have nc
objection to good roads Would be glad
if the whole county could have good
roads, but this way OF giving some all,
and others none don't SET very we'll
1t seems as though our taxes ought K
be diminished instead OF being increas
ed, for tho reason that our lands dom
produce now like they have in the pas
years. Our timber is also exhausted
There is nothing valuable left on tnt
land nowadays to increase the value o
it, Some seem to think that If we hat
pike roads over this county that i
WOULD increase the valuation of thu
county.
Now, want to learn. that individual
name that wants TO buy this county,
But anyway let her go gallagher
my taxes won't be any higher than th
old COW was when she jumped over th
moon. SIXTH DISTRICT.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-12-31

James Miller is still in the city
A pleasant New Year to the
News.
Miss LuelIa Bull went to Chattae
nooga Christmas Day.
Rev. J, A. Ellison. OF Jasper, was
in the city Tuesday night.
All our stores had a hust'ing
business during the holidays.
We had fine congregations morn
ing and night at the NJ E church
south Sunday,
J, R. Morgan went to Valley
Head Thursday to spend the holi~
days with his parents
Miss Reba Porter from Cowan,
Tenn, has been visiting Miss AL
verne Miller, of tins city.
Miss Hill and Miss Thomas from
Birmingham, Ala, are in the city
visiting friends and relatives
The Christmas occasion at the G
P. church Friday night was exhil
Grating. The people were made
glad.
Fine congregations met at the
G. P. Church Sunday morning and
night. Rev. M, A. Hunt is fine
gospel preacher
The Christmas occasion at the
Methodist church Thursday night
was excellent. The very best order
reigned, and all were satisfied.
Misses Hattie and Lizzie Thack
er. of Shepherd, Team, sisters o.
Mrs. Shirley of this place, are theil
visitors this week. Also Miss Ell
len Anderson,
The condition of the people o
| Whitwell at the present time re
ligiously is good. The Christina
holidays had but little effect upor
the people at large except for good
The following were married Johl
Turner to Miss Maude Hudson
Sam Havron, Esq. officiating
Also Fred Yochem to Miss Lilli
Holloway, Sam Havron officiating
Joe Vasey and family left thi
city this morning to make thei
future home in Knoxville, w
regret very much to loose Bro, Va
sey and family, and the town vii
feel loss which will be hard t
satisfy.
A child of Mr., and Mrs Rob
Hooper died last Wednesday.
had been sick for the last wv
weeks and was about eight month
old. 1t was buried Tuesday at til
: Walker cemetery, Rev. NJ J, Blu
cher conducting the service,
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-12-31
CounhIna Spell Caused Death

Harry Duckwell, aged % years,
choked to death early yesterday morn
ing at his home in the presence OF his
wife and child. He contracted slight
cold a few days ago and paid but little
attention to it. Yesterday morning be
was seized with a fiji of coughing which
continued for some time. His wife sent
for a physician but before he could ar
rive, another coughing spell came on
and Duckwell died from suffocatjon. -
st. Louis Globe Democrat, Dec. l, 1901
Billiards. Horehound Syrup would have
saved him. Poe, SOC, and s1.O0.
For sale by Sequatchie Supply Store:
Whitwell Drug Co.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-12-31
w Orry,
Almost Unnerved Me
Heart Pains.
Short Of Bre ath /,
Faint and Languid.
DIR. Miles Heart Cure and
Neryine Cured Me.

at has been five years since l was cured of
heart trouble by your Heart Cure and Nerv-
inc, and ! am just as sound as dollar in
that organ today. For several years had
been suffering with my heart Breathing
had become short and difficult at times,
short, sharp pains about the heart sometimes
accompanied with huttering would make
me feel faint and languid. The least excite
ment or mental worry would almost unnerve
me. | felt that the trouble was growing
worse all the time, and after trying many
remedies prescribed by physicians without
obtaining relief, was induced to give your
remedies = trSal. l was relieved the second
day, and after taking three or four bottles all
symptoms were removed and have never
showed signs Of returning. REV. GEO. w.
KIRACoPE, Chincoteague, Va.
There are many symptoms of heart disease,
which so closely resemble those Of more COM
mon nervous disorders as to frequently mis-
lead the attending physician. Often in cases
of heart trouble the stomach, kidneys, lveror
lungs become affected Again the symptoms
may be those of weakened nerves, as tired
feeling, sleeplessness, timidity, the patient is
easily excitable and apt to worry without
cause you have the least suspicion that
your heart weak study yolr symptoms and
begin the use OF Dr. Miles Heart Cure, the
great heart AID blood tonic, without days
delay
All druggists sell and guarantee first bot
tie DIR. Miles Remedies. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Address
DR., Miles Medical Co., Elkhart Ind.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-12-31

There is more Catarrh in this section
of the country than all other diseases
put together, and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable.
For a great many years doctors pro-
nounced it a local disease, and prescrib-
ed local remedies, and by constantly
falling to cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable. Science has
proven catarrh to be a constitutional
disease, and therefore requires consti-
tutional treatment Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by 4. J. Cheney g.
Co.. Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitu-
tional cure on the market. IL is taken
internally in doses Of from 10 drops to a
teasp0onful. IL acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the sys-
TEN. They offer one hundred dollars
for any case IL fails 10 cure. Send for
circulars and testimonials.
f. J. CHENEY q co, Toledo, o.
Sold By all druggists, 55c.
Halls Fan ly Pills are the best
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-12-31
Cured Paralysis.

w. S. Bsily, P o. True, Texas, writes
MY wife had been suffering five years
with paralysis in her arm. when l was
persuaded to use Billiards. Snow Lini-
ment, which cured her all right. have
also used it for old sores, frostbites and
skin eruptions 1t does the work" 25c,
SOC, Sl.00.
For sale by Sequatchie Supply Store,
and Whitwell Drug Co,