The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-05-01
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] BOSTON. November n, $50
Dear Fisffspa,ati II thafs
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J uHut ast utarrfsa TOO quirk u
suit the old man I believe Ia
shcFt ensakensnts and tens
] marriages. don't eco am
senns In fellows sitting
aTound on tbs suNturner's h4nch
With the stnn@rs. after he's
really Ert reiikiay- The tins 70
sire up the ether sidns strength
~ before the engagement
Some fellows pr0po1e 60 a gifi
bsrors fh~Y kneW whether hee
ffcas and ae~ back Azss ussfeA.
and thrn hotter that they're
stuck whsn they nnd that Shes
got q cogE leg and a gas sYs
~ veil I haYeu't amp gym.
pathy With item. They afaFt
! out ON go principle that
married people have only one
nsssi . day. and that Of fried
systers and tutti-frutti Ice
cream after the thaater. Sstur-
ally. a girls gut h-r better
] nature and her best complexion
along under those ctruum-
stances. but the really vain
j able thing 10 know II how she
approaches harm and eggs At
seven a m. ard WHISTLER she
brings her Complexities with her
] % the breakfast table And
thssr fellows make q Eiri be-
isvs that theY'r. going 10 spend
j all the time between EIGHT and
] eiessn D. m. for the vess Of
j their lives. holding a hundred
and forty pounds. live weight.
in thsfr lap. and saying that u
D fesis like a feather Ths thins
j 20 find out is vhather. wheu
one o. them gets up 90 holding
D ten pound baby In his arms.
for five minutes. he's soing %
j carry on e. ~ u weighed a too.
A xiri can usually catch q
whisper 10 the sfrsct that she's
the showsezt goods on the shsif.
s-s sh- vital shs@s ~ = f-lie-
% know r. WHISTLER her ears
j are sharp enough 20 hear him
when he shouts that Shes
] spending too much money and
that sssa must reduces expenses.
j Of course. when yours patsing
j and petsin9 and feeding .
] woman shs's xpinM 10 purr. but
! thsrs's nothing iik. stirring her
j up = liftts nov ard then to see
II sas splits fire and hsaSss
j thinas when shea mad.
want 70 eay right here that
] there's oniy ons thing mnre aT-
gravatina In this world than \
j woman who gets noisy wh@n
j shes mad. and that's one who
J gets quiet. The first breaks her
J spell Of temper with the crock
j cry. but the second SINNERS
, along like = freight engine on
J the track beside your berth
y Keeps you scared and ready 10
j jump for fear shes going 10
J blow of any minute. but she
] never does and gets u over
\ wfth--1uss arisries u out.
y You can punch your brother
J when he plays the martyr. but
y you've got 20 love your wife.
y A violent wnrnan drives q fellow
j 20 drink. but q nagEipg one
y drives htm erasy. She takes hia
D faults and ties them 20 him like
j TIN can TO a yellow dogs tail.
u and the harder he runs 10 get
, away from them che more ha
J hears Of them.
D I simply msntiou these things
y In a general way. and IN the
j spirit OF the preacher at the
y funeral Of ths man who wasn't
j "a s.ors-bscausa IT'S Gus
, tomary 10 make q few appro-
y pirate remarks on those occa-
J siona From what I saw OF
J Helsn Heath. reckon she's
J not getting any the best Of IL.
, she's what call a mighty eliR-
j ibie young woman-pretty,
> bright. sensible. and without
J any fortune 20 make hsr foolish
> and you q fool In fact, you'd
3 have 10 sit up nights 70 make
} yourself good enough for her.
d even n you brought hor a mil
! lion. instead Of fifty a week.
: (T'o be concluded In tomorrow's
issusl
y From Letters from = Self
y Made Merchant 10 His aon." by
y George Horace Iorfmer. Small.
3 Maynard q Co. Boston.
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