Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-05-06
CoHYRIoHf, 1903.

y ~>&-~~> ! in the presence of large and val
liable collection of checks, neck
and look the and diamond
rings The $1o,oooooo check and
$4,000 necklace supremacy happy they stood before the
3aar for they knew that the costest wedding
achaed Newport other checks and necklaces
1were looking jealous enough fight the drop of hat
rove of onghaed musicians who had been curried and
ho had been taken into captivity and imported at an enormous
expense, furnished the Among the Mrs. Car
Brooch, who 100000 long sleeves and She
has beautiful figure consisting of ciphers and four
Among those COL Henry Waterson of Louisville
1.-THE wedding consisted of served IS and
AS the couple leaving the ooooooo bank account
threw old boot worth $1,000 groom, wild OF
dts and kicked the English baron in the who driving
yet decided whether to honoed or
mad about it, The gifts consisted of ara with
peas and collar buttons with diamond sockets with which
the couple will to housekeeping they from
And SO it goes with wedding at Newport The minister says:
ais there anyone here who show why this ceremony
should not take place according to and schedule?
+speak quickly for time is worth $oo minute mans
if then forever hold Dearly beloved
you husband and wife, Two single bank
account, dollar signs that beat has Joined
together South Dakota put Musicians off
sabout worth of melody while the
Hook at the price marks.
Newport wedding belongs class by ITSELF
nothing else the country like There
everything far the reach What difference
the wedding where matrmony
be less the leading object and
stand around during the ceremony and pe floor
trying largest cargo diamonds on
board by the brides sister, who pavs
piece and hits the hen
oesn know whether his fee is be IS hearty shake
of the hand and doesn't The married
eightdolar that little full shoulders and
has bisters it, and the bride have fed her
jaws sowgeared sewing machine to pedal
but they proud and happy nevertheless.
"The ceremony which forever united the lives Mr. George
Nv Perkins and Miss Lizzie Jones took place
$bdes parents Wednesday presence merry host
zo friends who wpt when the minister pronounced the
swords and then went out to the dnngroo and everything
Yin sight and noise than labor The
white bow necktie that broke during
1.-THE and tried to around his
ths and finally compromised by riding the both
oe and aft but George happy though had on
priced necke guaranteed moor
sings isn't the makes groom anyway the man
swho gets that that it won't last
the still happy as worv
of corauaion the who would consider thing
sad and dismal failure he didn't wire with
diamond clnging to his shirt front big Among
there diamond lassoe for the
nec but the couple will along with IS potato mashers
coffee umbrellas of evn spoons napkins
without napkins with frazzles pans 226 egq
heaters, alarm clocks broom and knives forks
he bride conventional white and of
diamond studded FAM but that did happ-
Perhaps she had weighted herself down three
quar of costly gems and had had wrapped uD in
sng OF pearls worth horse apiece and had put of
<scntlatng rbobs for ballast she might few de-
ree happier but doubt it, The groom wore conventional
flack No. SO could be tag which he
forgo from his coata But prevent us
@from that he young Of sterling
and his bride have happy life before them After
the hurried the dining where they everything
accepting the pictures the WALL notwithstanding actathat
Everything cooked and served in the american
And s. goes All weddings Ns,vpors areonoltl
nor less the about as
qNewpo weddings If this cost $aoooooc
aehe will have $25oooo the bride and groom
I'LL hang their heads in shame. .- ~ :.