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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Johnny had come in with a story Of
n remarkable automobile he had just
seen. He declared that it was "as big
as a houser'
Now, Johnny" said his father Sc
verely, you know it was not as big rs
a house. Why do you exaggerate things
so? I've talked to you a million times
about hat habit of yours, and it
doesn't seem to do a bit of good"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20
When all others leave, your mother
cling closer to you.

Something that suits both the purse
and the palate, will suit you. o. X.
Cutter Whisky is pleasant to the palate
and the price is reasonable. A. p.
Hotaling q Co, l29 jackson St., San
Francisco. Cal.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Small Boy want to get n bale Of
hay.
Dealer-What do you want with
hay? Is it for your father?
Small Boy-No. sir; It's for our
horse.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

ybaro uare thav marriad ."

"where were they married?"
Il ain't jest sure" answered the
small boy. "'eause they left me home,
but | guess 1t was in the steeple."
On the ~steeplef'
"Well, l heard 'em say it was a high
church wedding. Chicago Post.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Tess-So their engagement is broken
off,
Jess-Yes; they quarreled, and she
was in the wrong.
Tess-And she wouldn't admit 1t?
Jess-No; that was the whole trou-
bic. She did admit it, and after hat
he simply became unbearable.-Phila-
delphia Press
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

"There's a scandalous story about
her In this mornings issue of the Daily
but you can't believe what you
read In that paper
Il can II l want to- Philadelphia
Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Gold melts at a temperature of 124e
degrees c. Or 2264 degrees f. Lead
melts at GIG degrees +. and wax ut
149 degrees +.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

To-day drink some "Castlcwoodn Bour-
bon, or I'VE Mhiskey. Highest grade Ken
lucky goods. Cartan, Mccarthy 4 Co.,
sole distributors, san Francisco.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

ClTc permanently cured. No hts or nervous
TITO ness after hrst days use OF DIT. kline'h
Great Nerve Restorer. send for FREE % 90
trial bottle and treatise. DR.. X. II. Kline, Ltd,
ei Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20
Prosperity has ruined a great many
very fine young men.

Piso's Cure Is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections OF the throat and
lungs.-WA. o. EsDsLKY, Vanburen, Ind,
Feb. 10. 1900.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from
the use of Peruna, write at once TO DR.. Hartman, giving a full
statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his
valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of the Hartman SAM
tarium, Columbus, Ohio.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20
500 Reward, 500.

To have met and known many PEG.
pie is the truest education.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

When the sun shines fair you make
days come to all.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Absolute independence is a good
way to be fixed and industry and
economy will fix any n indepen-
dent.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Sun Flower Rye, the best family
whiskey. Spruanee, Stanley " Co..
San Francisco.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Drummers for "0ld Gilt Edge whisky
always have the best the town affords
They carry il with them, in fact.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Mothers will lind Mrs. Windows Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

II is generally safest to hasten
slowly toward fortune.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20
Hoods ~JdrSdpdriH0

Has cured the most persistent and difficult
cases. Accept 10 substitute for Hoods; no
substitute acts like IT,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Vice does not like to see fingers
pointed at il.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Every front yard should be bright
ened by bright flowers.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Friendship is like a slave-if you
use il too much it will wear out.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

A shallow mind seldom eulls much
from a great book.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Write A len :. Olmsted l. Roy, \. y, for a
free sample OF Aliens Foot Ease. IL cures
sweating, hot, swollen, aching ipct- IL makes
new or tight shoes easy 4 eerlain cure Tor
Corns, ingr0wing Nailsnnd Buntons. All Drug
gists sell II. 2ae. Don't accept any substitute
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Experience teaches people-if they
have sense enough.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

IUI UOnnso u, CHcdgO M fTtsutHU OF Ct u NUIns QUIT OTutT OF T0.
rosters, Catholic
What is left for the women of America, after reading such letters
as we publish, but to believe. Don't some of you who are sick and miser-
able feel how wicked you are to remain so, making life a burden for
yourself and your friends, when a cure is easily and inexpensivey
obtained? Don't you think it would pay to drop some of your old
prejudiees and "ITy Lydia Il. Pinkhamfs Vegetable Compound,
which is better than all the doctors for cures 2" Surely the experience
of hundreds of thousands of women, whom the Compound has cured,
should convince all women.
Follow the record of this medicine, and remember that these cures
of thousands of women whose letters are constantly printed in this
paper were not brought about by something else" but by Lydia e.
Pnkham's Vegetable Compound, the great Womans Remedy for
Womans Ills.
Those women who refuse to accept anything else are rewarded a
hundred thousand times, for they get what they want-a cure. Moral
stick to the medicine that you know is the Best. Write to Mrs
Pinkham for advice.
MCnnn FORFEIT IL we cannot tuhxihr produce the original cite and Egnatare 81
sAJlktII abovet stmonid,w which will prove 4aa@ide genlneness -
V0O~O Iydia E. pinkham Medicines 10 Lynn Mass
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Have you noticed how the editor
sees only your good traits.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

Health and beauty are the gories of perfect womanhood. Women
who suffer constantly with weakness peculiar to their sex cannot re-
tain their beauty. Preservation of pretty features and rounded form is
a duty women owe to themselves.
When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful
menstruation, weakness, eucorrhna, displacement or liberation of the
womb, that bearing down feeling, Inflammation of the ovarRs, back
ache, bloating Tor fatuencel general debility, indigestion, and nervous
prostfation, or are beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness,
hsshude,, excitabilty, irrtabiity,, nervousness, seeplessness, melan-
ehoy, all gone" and " want tobe 1eft-alone" feelings, blues, and hope
lessness, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy
Lydia T.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound removes such troubles.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

!" DEAR Mrs PNKHAN:-It affords me great pleasure, indeed, to ad
testimonial to the great number who are today praising Lydia Il. II
ham's Negetable COmpound. Three wears ago l broke down fror
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-08-20

III UT'F 7IFV III5T9FNVT NHHU T VVFTNV TVIIV'
q did SO, and am glad that l followed her
advice. Within six weeks / was a different
woman, strong and robust in health, and have
been so ever since.
"A number of my friends who have been
have taken your compound, and have also been
greatly benefited" - Miss ELIZABETH DALEY,
President of the ST. Rnth's Court. Order of For.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
ONLY MARRIED MEN COUNT.
Didn't Consider Bachelors

Woman Didn't Consider Bachelors
Worthy OF Notice.
The Directory man was in d remin-
iscent mood the other oHeriae. and
FOR the benefit OF amused listeners re-
called several pretty good stories Of
his experiences in getting the names
Of people, says the Boston journal.
One story ne told as follows:
This story happened during my
experience here in Boston, he start
ed off, and | thought had made due
allowance for this city's reputation
for exclusive Interpretation Of condi-
tions and events. One morning, on
the regular routine, | rang the bell
of house in South Boston. A kindly
faced elderly lady of undoubted Irish
nativity answered. My formal ques-
ton as to whether there We're any
gentlemen living in the house was
answered in the affirmative.
How many? | asked.
Wan, sor.
And his name, please"
Patrick Dooin, sor.'
Where did he live last year.?
Nowhere, sor; nowhere
Puzzled by the answer, repeated
the question, but the same response
was given.
"How can that be, madam I ex-
claimed, he must have lived some
where
Sure, an he did not, thin,' she
answered with conviction; he wasn't
married till three wakes ago.
Il did not disturb her impression
that man was to be counted as liv-
ing only when he married. but went
my way wondering how much small
er the directory would be if left to her
to edit"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Alderman's Advice tc Younu Men.

Archdeacon Sinclair told story re-
Gently at the Lord Mayors banquet to
the Common Council In the days
when he was a young vicar il West
minister, together with a nAmber of
other young men, may of them
clergymen. he dined with a distin.
gu;shed alderman. After the ladies
had left and the gentlemen were sip
ping their wine the distinguished
aldermen fixed the young men with a
stony glare and expressed desire to
offer them one word of good advice.
An eXpectant pause followed, the
young clergymen expecting some
words of eXhortation. The alderman
solemnly proceeded: Young men, il
ever any Of you are brought up before
me, don't pretend to know me, and
then l can let you of. "-.-London
Chronicle.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Tb e D asl 3 ell Sc ore

"a GAIN We see the score in print,
ga The good, cid baseball score,
81 Al With names and figures all in Inc
AS in the days Of yore,
For way down south. in Dixie land
The boys are doing stunts.
Again connecting with the bail
For liners, flies and bunts
OF course the games now being PLAYED
Are not tle real thing.
Because the heroes widely famed
Are merely practicing.
They're getting muscles into trim
So they can freely play
And training eyes so they can swat
Tie balls that come their way.
But Just the same the practice score
With eaHerness we scan
To Sat q line on playing skill
And work of every man.
We note with joy the wondrous catch,
Swift covering of ground.
And chuckle when one hits so hard
He goes the whole way round
We look along the lines to see
The record each has made
And note the letters which explain
Position each has played.
We analyZe the pitchers work
And that of catchers, too.
Concluding we have got team
That certainly will do.
sTis thus anticipation whets
Desire foa real games
The time when rival teams will meet
And strive 70 clinch their claims
Eut as we cannot speed that time,
With patience we must pore
Through stories of the stunts down south
And scan the practice score.
Theodore Fl. Boice In Pittsburg Chroni.
cle-Telegraph
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Cause for Alarm.

Lord Charles Beresford was talking
TO some members of the Old Guard at
the ball last Monday night, and the
conversation drifted to the subject OF
fashionable weddings, says the New
York Times. Lord Charles said he
had attended one a few weeks before
he sailed for New York, and as he
followed the bridal party down the
church steps he heard woman
standing on the sidewalk say, THE
bride has tremendous trousseau; it's
the talk of the town."
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Love Triumphant.

Helem lips are drifting dust;
Iliou il consumed with rust;
All the galleons of Greece
Drink the oceans dreamless peace;
Lost was Solomons purple show
Restless centuries ago.
Empires died and left no strain
Babylon. Barbary, and Spain
Only one thing. undefaced.
Lasts. though all the worlds lie waste
And the heavens are overturned
Dear, hoy long ago we learned!
There's sight that blinds the sun,
Sound that lives when sounds are done.
Music that rebukes the birds
Language loEelier than words,
Hue and scent that shame the rose
Wine earthly vineyard knows,
Ocean more divinely free
Than Pacifics drainless sea,
Silence stiller than the shore
Swept by Charon's stealthy oar
Ye who live have learnt it true,
Dear, how long ago we knew!
Frederick Lawrence Knowles in Har-
per's Magazine
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Pity Ab if There Is.

'"Fhe sultan of Turkey" said Mrs
Henpeck after taking another glance
at the item to be sure that she had
made no mistake, has seventy-eight
wives
Il wonder" the sad faced little man
answered rs he looked far away and
sighed. IF there's an Easter in the
Turkish calendar" > Chicago Record
Herald
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
- 1z- ~ A.G:s z - - IT z :. ,. ~
Bears the - The Kind Y0a Have idaayS bougu
Signature ~ N,ZS|-s
Failure.


Not always is it he who wins his way
Through proud achievement to his world
ly goal,
Upon whose shoulders falls the sacred
OF sweet serenity when wanes life's day.
Ofttimes the weary who beneath the
sway
OF s.-....s.ad failure would give up his
j'-.e.
Has san through the gloom with
taagthened soul.
And etisAt the CLEAN of some divine
ray
Failure. success are terms but relative;
They ere not assured in the Mind Di-
Vine
By such poor standards as our earthly
are.
Who patient through apparent failure
live
Are like the watcher who, at sun n-decline
AS daylight fades beholds the even star.
Herman Montague Donner in Lyrics
of a Finnish Harp
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Too Many Cheers.

ITS a blamed slamen' said one of
the defeated pugilst's friends. eff
somebody d only give him cheering
word he wouldn't feel so sore
"Cheerin words be hanged" replied
his manager. ITS de 'hurrays' of de
crowd dat makes him sore."-Philadel-
phia Press
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Wheat RniSinp.

I'D like to go out In the country and
see them raising wheat
'Why. You don't have to go out in
the country. They raise thousands of
bushels right here in town.
"AbsUrd. How do they raise wheat
in town.
why in grain elevators. '-philadel.
phia Record.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Fishing.

Gladys Young was fond Of fishing.
So she tished from morn till night:
But to tell the truth about it,
Gladys never had bite.
Hat awry and cheeks like roses.
Empty basket on her arm,
Told the giggling lads and lasSieS
No wee fishes came to harm.
"Where's your fish?" they cried I'm chorus,
Lovely day." and "Stream so still!'
Gladys blushed; II caught but one fish,
And he's climbing up the HILL"
-F1orencia A. Lewis In New York Her.
aid
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Sighted.

Il think auntie is very inconsistent"
said the fearfully bright boy.
"Why:' asked his mother.
"Because she called me a young
heathen. but She never makes the other
children save up their pennies and send
them to Washington Star
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Al the Musicale.

"Do you think that pianist is a gem
iuS:"
"Well, he certainly is. if genius is
nothing more than an infinite capacity
for taking pains''-
and distributing them wherever it
goes. New York Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21

Mrs. Peck-Hcrc's an account of q
man who had three wives. Henry.
with him:
Mr.. Pcck-Try him for lunacy.
m'dear, l should think.--Cleyeland
Plain Dealer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21

Almost equal Daily
from all the world
member of the family a
Two papers week. dollar
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
Reason Why.

Bertie-You don't call on Miss Love-
let's any more. Have you got over your
love for her?
Algie-No: her father has got over
his gout.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-21
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Office Hours: to t2. to 2. m, 7 to
8 Evenings.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-10-30
The RObber Crab

In Central America there lives the
robber crab, of almost incredible size
and somewhat resembling huge spi-
der The distance between it's extend
ed claws is sometimes as great as
twelve feet 1t spends the greater part
of it's life on land and climbs the cocoa
nut trees, on the fruit of which it lives
almost entirely. 1t digs in the ground
deep tunnels and lines them with CO
coanut fiber.
When engaged the robber crab can
break a mans limb with its powerful
claws. Animals approaching it too
closely often receive an ugly pinch
which they do not soon forget, and it
is ON record that one of these crabs has
captured and tried to drag off goat
To open a cocoanut the robber crab
removes the bark from the end con-
tanning the three eyes, one only of
which is easily penetrated, and, having
found this, it revolves the nut against
the point of one of it's spindle legs I'M
til the opening is large enough for it
to insert it's great claw. With this it
breaks the shell, grinds the contents
into small pieces and carries them to
it's mouth.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-10-30
Weather Wisdom.

A very curious method Of making
weather predictions has been discov-
cred by an old French farmer.
con Christmas eve," he says, when
the bells begin to ring for midnight
mass, take twelve onions and place
them in a row on q table. The first
onion will represent January, the sec
ond February, and SO on. Next make
q large slit in each onion and pour
some salt into it. If at the end Of an
hour you find that the salt in the
March onion has melted you will know
that there will be much rain in March,
and, on the other hand, if the salt in
the April onion is not melted you may
be certain that April will be a dry
month. Moreover, if the salt in any
onion is melted at the top, but not at
the bottom, the first fortnight of the
month will be wet and the second fort
night dry"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-10-30
want your mOustache or beard
beautiful brown or rich black? Use
DYE|
YIr1Y CTS OF DRUGGISTS Oh r. P BALL CO.: NASHUA
AIarriaEe In the Orient.

In the east-in India, China and ia
pan-girls are married very young.
With US they would still be considered
children and would be in bibs and pin
azores. But over there girls of twelve
are considered of full marriageable
age, and it is not at all uncommon to
find wives of six or eight or ten years.
When a proposal Of marriage is made
the father of the young girl is applied
to, and the following style of answer
is considered stylish and elegant:
II have received with respect the
marks of your goodness. The choice
that you de!Gc to make Of my daugh-
ter to become the wife of your son
shows that you esteem my poor daugh-
ter more than she deserves. My
daughter is coarse and stupid, and ]
have not had the talent to bring her up
well. Yet shall nevertheless glory in
Obeying you on this occasion"
This is the proper and accepted mode
of reply. But, fortunately for the girl
wives of the east, individuals are often
kinder than the law itself, so that
family is often bound together by hap
py and cordial relations, such as could
not exist if a man really felt his wife
to be coarse and stupid.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-10-30
Farms and City Property In and About
Lodi. Wis

Last spring we were among the people
of Edgerton and spoke to many about
prices of land about Lodi. We have
farms of finest quality, nicely located,
with good buildings, telephone and r. F.
D., good schools, and churches of all de-
nominations accessible, located from one
to six miles from Lodi, with prices rang
ing from $50 to 500 per acre. $75 per
acre will buy better farm in the vicin-
ity of Lodi than 500 will buy in the
vicinity of Edgerton. We have few
farms north of Lodi, lighter in soil, a
little sandy, that can be sold for So to
$50 per acre, is a little quicker soil and
produces fairly.
Lodi is now known to be among the
best tobacco sections in the state. Mr.
Joyce of Edgerton was among us this
spring and will tell you this is true. Two
dollars and &c cents for the round trip
from Edgerton to Lodi. We show lands
and entertain you at hotel free. Our
city is modern and our property reason
able. We will be glad to have you with
US Write or phone when you will come.
PERRY, ANDREWS & PALMER,
Lodi, Wis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-10-30
Curious Old English Law.

It is interesting to recall in connec-
ton with railway accidents that only
a few years back any instrument which
by accident was the immediate cause
Of loss of human life became in Eng
lish law "deodand'-that is, became
forfeit to the crown, to be devoted to
pious purposes. This law applies to To-
ners' juries, instead of claiming the
forfeit, inflicted fine In the year
1888 locomotive on the Liverpool and
Manchester line which by exploding
caused the death of it's engineer and
fireman was fined f20 while the fol-
lowing year another engine on the
same line was fined FL 400.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-10-30
Best Fed Sailors In the World.

The navy ration is of course provid-
ed for by law. and the daily diet of the
enlisted man must conform in some de-
gree to this prescribed regime, but in
finite is the variety and ample is the
dietary realm of Jack, the sailor. AS
compared with the daily bill of fare Of
the workingman on shore the odds are
greatly in favor of the sailor. Should
he be inclined to grumble at his daily
fare it must be from caprice Of appe-
tite, for what laboring man enjoys bet
ter and more wholesome food? His
food must be we'll cooked, for no bad
cooks are allowed in the navy. Where
a cook is incompetent he is reported
for Jack Tar's stomach must be kept
in a healthy condition if our ships are
to be manned with a sturdy lot of sail
ors. His food must be of the best quail
ity. for it is no secret that Uncle Sam
demands the best article in the market
and gets it.-Gunton's Magazine.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-10-30

A cheap remedy for coughs and colds
Is all right, but you want something that
will relieve and cure the more severe and
dangerous results of throat and lung
troubles. What shall you DO? Go to a
warmer and more regular climate? Yes,
if possible; if not possible for you, then
in either case take the only remedy that
has been introduced in all civilized
countries with success in severe throat
and lung troubl.s, "Boschee's German
Syrup" 1t not only heals and stimu-
lates the tissues to destroy the germ
disease, but allays Inflammation, causes
easy expectoration, gives good nights
rest and cures the patient. Try one
bottle. Recommended MANY years by
all druggists in the world. You can get
this reliable remedy at any druggists
Price 25c and 75c.