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Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30

Il have here" began the chairman Of
the political caucus. ''some charges
against this organization which,
His voice was overwhelmed by the
rumble or rising indignation. When
the noise subsidized he continued:
which | will refer to the treasurer.
They're for hall rent and light"
And harmony contipued to reign
Baltimore American.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30
Between Feminfne Pri.aa.

OF course they love each other dearly
and have been on intimate terms for a
long time, but this is what was said
on the occasion of the estrangemepi
that lasted for nearly two days;
New shoesT"
"Yes''
They'll torture you for the first few
days"
"Oh. no; they're very large"
'Unquestionably. But still they
may be tight flt."-Chicago Post.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30

Stops Sunday sunaav onv
Nos y 20 n 81 % 2s "a 2 Coral to
Nos 81 p % and "a will Smiths passengers
r -N"'A """ southwest Wa
For detail information write
y ~ noAha., BROWN,
- Agent
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30

All advertisements excepting legal adver
tisements and professional cardS) inserted FOR
less than three months are considered tran
Eve cents per line for the first insertion,
and three cents per line for each succs eding
insertion.
Obituary notices, resolutions OF aspect
and social organizations, other thar those
which the editor himself shall give as a
matter of news. will be charged FOR, at the
aforesaid rates.
Our advertising rates are uniform, and a
liberal reduction is made on all standing ad-
vertisements and rates will be made known
on application. Changes of advertisements
must be handed in not later than Saturday
morning OF each week.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30

One OF the duties OF life is to make
those with whom you associate happy,
and In striving to do this you will also
make yourself happy.-Maxwelps Tails
man.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30

The minister and the landlord were
talking matters over about a person
who wished to become one OF the lat
ter's tenants.
Morally he is sound, but financially
he is weak" said the minister.
"Ah, weel." replied the factor, Sin
that case he's a guild enough sitter for
you, but no for me-" And the nego-
tiations were declared "off"-London
Telegraph.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30

kidneys themselves break down and waste
away cell by cell.
Bladder troubles most always result from
arrangement Of the kidneys and cure is
obtained quickest by a proper treatment Of
the kidneys. II you are feeling badly you
can make no mistake by taking Dr. Kilrner's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and
bladder remedy.
II corrects inability to hold urine and scsld-
ing pain in passing IL. and overcomes that
unpleasant necessity of being compelled TO
60 often during the day. and 10 get Up many
times during the night. The mild and the
extraordinary effect Of Swamp-Root is soon
realized. Il stands the highest for its Won
derful cures Of the most distressing cases.
Swsmp-Root is pleasant TO take and sold
BY all druggists in fifty-cent and one-dollar
sized bottles. You may EkT
have 4 sample bottle Of rsli,,raYx1 q 49,
this wonderful new dis IA A. z, z.
covery and book that s=s1sl. D. s..s., 70
tells all about il. both Home OF swamp-ROO,.
sent free by mail. Address DR.. Kilmer & Co.
Binghamton, N. Y. When writing mention
reading this generous offer in this paper.
Don't make any mistake. but remember
The name. Swamp-Root. DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root. and the address. Binghamton,
N. y. on every bottle.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30
The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths.

prevailing in this
s because 50 decep-
tive. Many sudden
deaths are caused by
it-hesrt disease,
pneumonia. heart
failure or spoplexy
are often the result
Of kidney disease. IL
kidney trouble is al
lowed 10 advance the
kldney-p ois ed
blood viii attack the
vital organs or the
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30
The Sun at One Cent
Is THE CHEAPEST ItIGH-CLAss PAPER
IL I'm. Human. Cn.r..

II The OhHAFESf ItiOH-ClAsS TAPER
IN TRR UNITED STATES.
THE Suns special correspondents through
Out the Y nted States, as we'll as in Europe,
China, South Africa, the Philippines, Porto
Rico. Cuba, and in every other part Of the
world make il the greatest newspaper that
can be printed.
Its Washington and New York bureaus
are among the best in the United States. and
give THE Suns readers the earliest informa-
ton upon all important events in the legis-
lative and financial centers of the country
The Farmers Paper
The Suns market reports and commercial
columns are complete and reliable, and put
the farmer, the merchant and the broker in
touch with the markets Of Baltimore, Nor
folk. Charleston, New York, Chicago Phila-
delphia and all other important points in
the United States and other countries.
ALI oF WHIcH
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30
The Reader Gets For
One Cent.

The Sun is the best type Of newspaper,
morally and intellectually 10 is an ednca,
tor of the highest character, constantly
stimulating to noble ideals IN individual and
national life.
THD SUN is published on Sunday, as well
as every other day of the week
BY mail THE DAILY SUN, 90 a year. includ-
ing THE SUNDAY SUN, 81 The SUNDAY SUN
alone, 81 year. THE WEEKLY Sun. 81 a
year.
Address
A.. g. ABELL COMPANY,
Publishers and Proprietors.
Baltimore. Md.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Between Washington Alexandria and
BluemOnt....

SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE JUNE FL, 1908.
BETWEEN WASHINGTON
STATIONS Mis- No. No. No No. No
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30
THE SOUL CATCHERS,
A SINGULAR CUSTOM OF THE SOUTH
SEA ISLANDERS.

The Way che Natives In the Days He
fore Civilization Had Fully Marked
Them For ITS own Used 10 Get Even
with Their Euemies.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-09-30

SI-c4 OOItIcS. 7 Oh may
have a sample bottle Of
this wonderful new dis
covery and a book that
tells all about il, both
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
THE BLOOD.

The blood is life. We derive frs0
the blood life, power, beauty, and rta-
son, as the doctors have been saying
from time immemorial. A healthy
body, fresh appearance, and generally
all the abilities we possess depend on
that source OF life. 1t is therefore the
duty of every sensible man to keep the
blood az pure and normal as possible.
Nature, in its infinite wisdom. has
given us a thermometer indicating the
state of the blood, which appeals to our
reason by giving notice of it's impurity
Small eruptions OF the skin, to which
We scarcely pay any attention, head
ache, ringing noises in the ears, lassi-
tude, sleeplessness, are generally sign
that the blood is not in its normal
state, but is filled with noxiors sub
stances. These symptoms deserve our
full attention. If more attention were
paid to those symptoms, and steps taken
to remove them, then many illnesses
from which We suffer would become I'M.
known, and the human body would be-
come stronger and healthier. Atten.
ton therefor should be paid to those
warning signs, and the blood can be
purified and poisonous substances re-
moved from it by the use of DR.. August
Koenig's Hamburg Drops. discovered
more than 80 years ago.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01

A well-knOwn civil engineer. II. r..
Carpenter, who has recently completed
the survey of the southern line of Utah,
says the boundary between that State
md Arizona does not cross foot Of cul-
tivated land. 1t traverses desert,
which is cut up by great canyons that
are almost impossible. The length of
the line is 277 miles. Landmarks along
the line will make it possible for the
to be located without any
difficulty in the future. Just east Of the
Colorado River sandstone butte rises
1 900 feet above the plain, and the very
peak Of this butte is exactly on the
Mr.. Carpenter named the
peak State Line butte. Not far from
this butte is another, which stands
l 300 feet above the plain, and was
named Tower peak. These two gigan-
tic stones will always be guide to per-
sons who have enough curiosity to PEN
citrate the desert in search Of the State
line
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Language of Parrots.

Do parrots understand what they
say? A scientist relates that he has
a Brazilian parrot which is a fluent
and accomplished speaker. A gray
parrot was introduced on Day, but the
Brazilian hautily declined to have
anything to say to the gray. Then a
neighbor who has just been given a
newly imported green Brazilian
brought the newcomer to call. The
moment the parrots caught sight Of
each other they broke into a torrent
Of apparently articulate language,
consisting, as it seemed, of questions
and answers, but what the language
was no one present could tell. The
owner of the first parrot had never
during. the years it had lived with
him heard it speak the strange
tongue. The two parrots talked to
each other without ceasing al the
time they were together, and "a few
days later, when they met again. ex-
actly the same thing happened. Was
the first parrot, long exiled from its
native forests. asking eagerly for news
of its people?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01

Under date of January 10, 1897, DR..
Hartman received the following letter:
my wife had been suffering from a
complication of diseases for the past 25
years.
"Her case had baffled the skill of
some OF the most noted physicians.
One of her worst troubles was chronic
constipation of several years. standing.
"She also was passing through that
most critical period in the life of a
woman-chapge of life. In June,
1898, l wrote to you about her case.
You advised a course of Peruna and
Manalin, which we at once commenced,
and have to gay it completely cured
her. She firmly believes that she
would have been dead only for those
wonderful remedies.
"About the same time / wrote you
about my own case of catarrh, which
had been of rs years standing. At
times was almost past going. I COM
menced to use Peruna according to your
instructions and continued its use TO,
about year, and it has completely
cured me.
"Y0ur remedies do all that you claim
for them, and even more. Catarrh
cannot exist where Peruna is taken
according to directions. Success to
you and your remedies"
John o. Atkinson.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01

In q letter dated January l. 1900,
Mr.. Atkinson says, after five years. ex.
peRience with Peruna:
81 will ever cOntinne to speak a good
word for Peruna. In my rounds as q
travelling man am q walking adver-
tisement for Peruna and have induced
many people during the past year to
use Peruna with the most satisfactory
results. am still cured of catarrh."
John D. Atkinson,
Box 277. Independence, Mo,
When old age comes on, catarrhal
diseases come also. Systemic catarrh
is almost universal in old people.
This explains why Peruna has become
so indispensable to old people. Peruna
is their safeguard. Peruna is the only
remedy yet devised that meets these
cases exactly.
Such cases cannot be treated locally !;
nothing but an effective systemic RENEE
dy could cure them. This is exactly
what Peruna is.
If You do not receive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use OF Pc
runa, write at once to DR.. Hratman,
giving a full statement of your case and
he will be pleased to give you his valu.
able advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, president of
the Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus. O..
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Noises Attract Snakes.

1t Is a remarkable fact that there
are certain kinds Of noises which at
tract snakes. For instance, the whirr
of the moving machine, instead of
soaring these reptiles, as might be
supposed, seems both to allure them
and enrage them, and they almost in
variably dart toward it, rearing them
selves in front Of the machine. which,
Of course, promptly chops of their
heads. In Six months so many
as 120 cobras alone have thus been
slaughtered on a farm in India.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Energy Is Eternal.

Who is there who dares to say that
when old age is reached there is not
as much laid by in that soul wrapped
in it's weary body as there was in the
infant full of latent power? We know
not where the infants forces come
from, nor where the dying mans en-
ergy goes, to, but If nature teaches us
it teaches us that forces
such as these are eternal in the same
sense that matter is eternal and space
endless.-Frank Bolles.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01

society woman Of Jacksonville,
Fla, daughter of Recorder Of
Deeds, West, says:
"There are but few wives and
mothers who have not at times en-.
dured agonies and such pain as only
women know of. wish such women
knew the value of Lydia Il. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. It
is remarkable medicine, different in
action from any other l ever knew and
thoroughly reliable.
IL have seen cases where women
doctored for years without permanent
benefit who were cured in less than
three months after taking your Vege-
table Compound, while others who
were chronic and incurable came out
cured, happy, and in perfect health
after thorough treatment with this
medicine. have never used it myself
without gaining great benefit. A
few doses restores my strength and
appetite, and tones up the entire
system. Your medicine has been tried
and found true, hence l fully endorse
it, MRS. r. A. ANDERSON, 225 WASH
ington ST., Jacksonville, Fla. 5000
forfeit u original of aboue testimonial proving gsnu
ineness cannot be produced.
The experience and testimony
Of some of the most noted women
of America go to prove, beyond
q question, that Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound will
correct all such trouble at once
by removing the cause, and re.
storing the organs to q healthy
and normal condition.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
A Simple Exclamation.

A man in public life noted for his
brusqueness of speech was under in
formal discussion in cabinet circles
There's one thing to be said in his
favor, however" said Secretary Will.
son, land that is he never importunes
the department to get promotions OF
positions for his friends. That S
readily explained" commented Secre-
tary Root; "he hasn't any,"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Fixing the Blame.

Magistrate-Well, Uncle Rastus,
what brought you here?
Uncle Rastus-Dem two big perlice.
men by de railin', yo' homer.
Eyes, but didn't liquor have any.
thing to do with it?"
"Yessah; day wuz bofe drunk, yo'
honner."-Chicago Daily News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Nothing In 1t.

Here's an account of poet who
committed suicide after having his
verses rejected" said Kindart. THAT
should be lesson to you editors.
Nonsense" replied the editor. ut
won't always work. You surely can't
hope to kill off all the poets by reject
ing their verses. That's too much to
expect. "-Philadelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01


In spite of all efforts to prevent it,
The filthy secretions and mucous mat
Ter find their way into the Stomach
and are distributed by the blood to
Every nook and corner of the system;
II, the Stomach and Kidneys, in fact
:very organ and part of the body, be-
come infected with the catarrhal
poison. This disease is rarely, if ever,
eveninitsearliest stages, purely local
disease or simple inflammation of the
nose and throat, and this is why sprays,
washes, powders and the various in
haling mixtures fail to cure. Heredity
Is sometimes back of it-parents have
It and so do their children.
In the treatment of Catarrh, anti
septic and soothing washes are good
head and throat, but this is the extent
permanently, the blood must be purifi
Of foul SeCretiOns. and the remedy to
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
1t Didn't Matter Anyway.

The following explanatory note &C.
companied a young mans wedding gift
to a friend: my Dear Girl-You will
find In the box a thingamajig, which
has something to do with eating. It's
cross between a harpoon and a hay
fork. 1t may be for spearing pickles
Of stacking chopped cabbage. Any.
way, you will be 20 happy that you
won't care"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Bacteria of the Mouth.

Prof. Miller, of Berlin, has Isolated
more than 100 different species of bac-
terra that grow in the mouth. Six OF
these find the conditions SO favorable
that they usually crowd out the
others.-Science.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Growth of Electrical Work.

In 20 years, the number Of estab.
lishments in the United States max
ing electrical machinery and supplies
has increased from 26 to $50. The
annual output has increased from
$780, 900 to $91, 100000. The capital
invested in the business is $4,000. 900.
Success
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
An lmprOvemt mt.

"T hear that Cactus Tim had his
legs cut off, said Alkali Ike.
Eyes" said Tarantula Tom; rail-
road did it-nipped his feet oil clean
and sure. He's stumpin' round on
wooden pins now"
How does he like it,"
Illustrate. He says he can't get
snakes in his boots now."-Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01

Towne-It's a shame the way these
big corporations put the screws on
the people.
Browne-Never mind-they'll have
q hot time in the next world.
Towne-If I could believe that
there'd be some consolation in that
thought, but corporations, you know
have no souls.-Philadelph Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
LUST a Small Matter.

As Morgan and Gates closed little
deal John said to Pierp: "'Pears to
me I've got few dollars coming"
and-Pierp, reaching down in his jeans,
brought up handful of checks and
paid the difference right there. 1t
wasn't much; only eighteen million
dollara
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Explained.

But there's one good point about
those flats. I understand they do not
object to children there. They lay
special stress on that in their adver.
tisement."
mo wonder. They realize that any
couple with a child would have to
move out and find more room."-Phil
adelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Their Opinion of the War,

The following conversation was
overheard in a South African block
house near the close of the Boer war:
First soldier-"Say, dye think we
shall be home for the coronation"
Second soldier-"Coronation be
bowed! We shall be - lucky il
we are home in time for the resurrec-
tiOn"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Thoughts Unutterable.

And SO you have no swear words
In your language, Mr.. Omokura?"
mo. madame" the Japanese travel
er replied.
But, of course. you can think cuss
thoughts, suppose, can't you?"-Chi
cago RecOrd-Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
As to the Manner Of His Going.

"And must l walk the planks?" falt.
cred the captive.
Certainly" replied the smart Cor.
sair, with a frown. you don't sup
pose I'm going to supply you with an
automobile, do you?"
Piracy is essentially. an unprogres.
sive industry. It does not respond to
the modern spirit.-Automobile Mag.
azine,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
WILLING tn 0hliUe

Servant-There's a gentleman at
the door who says he knew you when
you were boy. Master-Tell him he
was very kind to call. Should l ever
happen to be boy again I'll let him
know!-Boston Transcript.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
A Cdrta1n Hit.

A New York girl while trying to do
fancy step in cake walk recently,
dislocated her shoulder. If she would
only take that step into vaudeville
there is no room for doubling that she
would make a hit.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Misfits at the Bargain Sale.

Nell stopped in at a bargain sale
today.
Belle-did you see anything that
looked real cheap?
Nell-Yes; several men waiting for
their wives.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
A Strong Box.

"Your father has strong box at
home, hasn't he, Willie?" said the
teacher.
"Yes'm," replied Willie, "the one
he keeps the limburger in."-Yonkers
Statesman
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
How Awkward Of Them.

A small girl of three suddenly burst
out crying at the dinner table one day.
why, Ethel, what is the matter?"
asked her mother.
"Oh," cried Ethel, my teeth step.
ped on my ue."-Little Chronicle.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Rows 1HIsS

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Cattarrh that can not b cured by HallI
CatarTh Cure.
We the undersigned. have known F. j. Cheney
for the past Is years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and fin.
ancially able to carry outany obligations made
BY their firm.
WEST & TRUAx,
wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
WALDlNG KINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
Hall Catarrh Cure Is taken internally acting
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of
the system. Price 75c per boils. Sold BY all
druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the Last.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01

When We sec tho gay socks the men
wear. we are filled with pity for their
women folks who have to chase around
town Tor darning cotton to match.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Unnecessary.

Deacon Johnson-Does yo' believe
In infant damnation, Brudder Jack
son.
Brother Jackson-Deedy, no! Dey'll
pick up cuss words enough widout
being sword at by deyr parents
Puck
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Fitted for Politics.

What makes you think he would
be a great success in politics?"
HE can say more things that sound
well and mean nothing than any other
man I ever knew"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Book Learning.

Mr.. Newedde-These biscuits are
awful.
Mrs. Newedde-Impossible Why
the receipt says they are excellent
N. Y. Journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Nlppe6 In the Bud.

"oh, Alfred! Isn't it too bad! Just
~ we had everything so nicely ar.
ranked for our elopement, father has
gonA and sanctioned the match"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01
Banking Rule of Paris.

The Bank of France can compel its
customers to receive one-fifth of
money drawn in gold.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01

For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure
for Consumption. 1t is a good cough
medicine. At druggists, price Is cents.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01

Mothers will fino Mrs. Ninslow's Sooth.
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-01-01

No beauty with pimply skin, dull eyes, bad
breath. Clean your system and keep IT cleen
with Cascarets Candy Cathartic. All drug
gists, loo, 25c 50c