Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-11-04

Marriages should be performed at
union rates.
Even adead past may sometimes
come to life.
Half the complaint is the result OF
no investigation.
Cantaloupe and fried sausage met ct
breakfast this year.
When a girl bushes the other girls
say; "Well, l like her cheek"
The only time a tip amounts to any.
thing is when you don't use 1t.
? The st. Louis banks can stand q run
without getting out OF breadth.
From Northampton to Chicago is q
long chase for q short cashier.
It's funny how sorroy an old maid
can feel for an Old bachelor.
Our closest friends are sometimes
the Ones we can't borrow from.
Love lie blind, so naturally lovers
make spectacles Of themselves.
No, Maude, dear; the lightning cal
culator need not necessarily be hashy.
The smallest thoughts are some
times expressed In the larger words.
There are few men who allow their
religion to interfere with business.
A a may enjoy eating grape pie,
but he sounds awful while doing It.
II We had our lives to live over again
we might make even a worse job OF 1t.
The fruit men are combining with q
view to preserving their fruit.
81. Louis citizens no doubt hope that
Il will prove a limited express strike.
The people hope that the vagrancy
law will belle It's name by working.
The char ming young widow looks
out for No. l Dy looking out for No. 2.
Where tb-re's the devil to pay be
usually charges a high rate Of inter
est.
You might make q visit TO your poor
kin fashionable by calling it "slum
work."
We never expect to see the sultan
bluffed, or Curtis Jett of Kentucky
hanged.
When It comes to stepping into q
fortune no man objects to putting his
foot in it.
When a woman marries she not only
takes q mans name, but everything
else he has.
Chorus girls are very frank about
showing you their reasons for going
on the stage.
Time is money to the bookmakel
when your horse fails 60 come in In
time.
Cats, like politicians, give voice to
their most decided u~tterances while on
the fence in the dark.
The fellow who has nothing of inn
portance to say generally manages to
say it at great length.
Cast your bread upon the waters
and you will realize how many people
are out for the dough.
It looks IS though the fear that Ohio
will go Democratic has reached Mon
tans,
What has become Of the old fashion,
ed mau who used to Whlttle and litter
the sidewalk with shavings?
When you hear a man speak Of q
baby rs ''it'' you can safely bet that
he's a bachelor.
Some men work overtime In trying
to Icy up something foI the rainy days
OF their grandchildren.
The female who is homely enough
TO stop q clock isn't q success when Il
comes to stopping q street car.
Make any man show bis assets and
you will find they consist largely o.
two birds In a bush.
We would like to know II IL lie true
IL u fathers did as much before
breakfast as we do all day.
Wigg-"Harduppe seems TO have
quite q large following" Wagg-
"Yes; of bill collectors"
The fellow who wastes his tim
doesn't realize that he will need 1t 81
before be dies.
The man with q good opinion o
himself is always willing TO snare
with the rest Of the world.
It Is to he hoped that no one will try
to ring Coin Harvey into the mex
campaign.
Unhapptly the New York grinder
who threaten to strike are lens ant
not organ grinders.
Certain officials in the land depart
ment sem to have been throwing dus
into the eyes Of the public.
The people do not want revenu
from the gamblers, they want to So
them put cut Of business.
One OF the conclusions reached q
the levee convention doubtless wa
that the Mississippi lie hard to down.
Pittsburg iron makers are squeezin
production until n 81 almost hea
the pigs squeal.
The Pocatello man who survived e.
electric shock that melted the nails
bis shoes wa not q conductor.
The unaccountable feature Of d
attempted attack % President Dlaz