Evening journal., 1903-06-18

1 IN not upset. merely loSt IVY nul-
ance."
What is the particular advantage of
being a member of n yacht club, any
way?"
why, it helps to make fellow an
expert judge of champagne
Mother-Tommy, what's the matter
with your little brother?
Tommy-He's crying because I'm
eating m ycake and won't give him any.
Mother-Is his own cake finished?
Tommy-Yes'm and he cried while
was eatin' that, too.
Atlantic City possesses "a police motor
car which is used solely for the convey
ance of intoxicated prisoners.
Princess Louisa Augusta, Of Schleswig-
Holstein. has sent for exhibition at Kew
Gallery an altar cross, which her High
ness has designed and enamelled for the
Cathedral az Pretoria, IN memory of her
brother. Prince Victor and Of all those
who died in South Africa 1S99-l90O.
Mr. Hartridge. n lawyer of Savannah,
who went to the Island of Yop TO investi-
gate the alleged large estate left by the
late David OKeefe, of Savannah, dubbed
king Of Yop" has cabied O'Keefe's
widow that the strange man did leave a
large estate. He has found property worth
S2sO, 300 in the Island Uf Yop ana property Of
equal value in Hongkong. Early reports
had it that OKeefe left an estate worth
81 100000.
lie said some one told him ycster-
day that he was the handsomest man
In his famll.."
''rhats a baa habit he's got"
'What?"
Talking TO himself"
Miss Sue Perflus-Of course I'm not
conoeited enough TO think l was the
most popular girl i'm school, but the
other girls We're always wanting to kiss
me.
Miss Sharoe--PerhaDs it was on ac-
count Of that little mustache on youi
Taper lio.
: The Mayor of the city. who has declared
3 for all sorts of noise and plenty of it OF
= the Fourth of July. confuses noise witt
patriotism, or perhaps, he is just Willing
to wade through slaughter to a secont
b term.
D II the eminent Chippewa Indian, Bender
who graces the pitchers box on the Ath
letic baseball team. continues ITO play bal
as he does. we shall say, instead of II
yells like an Indian" that one "Play
baseball like an Indian. And why not, 70
q Il is the greatest American game and tn
Indian is an American, indeed
1t is suspected that Congressman
!, Cannon would have been able and viii
j, ing to lay down the law as speaker o
the next House, even IL the Universit
: Of Illinois had not conferred the degre
s Of Doctor of Laws on him the othe
day.
Thomas T. Watson, Of Georgia, con
templates an ambitious history OF tn
n, United States.
: Lieutenant II. L. Roosevelt who ha
~ just been appointed captain and as
=, sistant quartermaster in the Marin
Corps, is a cousin Of President Rooss
A velt
N Secretary Hay spends a good part
H. his vacation every year
-, fishing trips near his Ne
"a England home. and Secretary KnC
o. finds recreation in the same way.
i, Columbia University in New York
an to lose Professor William b. Ware +
,o the last twenty-five years head of
no school OF architecture. and the truste
EN- have voted to make him emeritus pr
ed fessor.
AT least" remarked the courageo
little sparrow, as the hunter-for-rev
nue-only aimed at him, "at least
matter how 1 have lived-it can
not said that I died game"
les, And the next day, true enough,
)o- appeared on the menu as reedbird.
eat links says that he has peen vC
ion successful in love-"
ars Il don't see how he makes that ol
but he has been married to three wome
no But that isn't the way he puts it.
its says he's been divorced from tn
to women"
the
is Mrs. Peckem-I wonder II a II
lta- ever does get too old to marry?
led; Peckem-Of course not. Age does
lity. always bring wisdom.
)uld
,og An lrishman and a Frenchman W
ears parting at the steamer. The Irishn
iity, standing on the wharf waving his HI
With 10 his friend, shouted. 20 reservo
or The Frenchman, politely saluting,
ould piled, Tanks"
nter.
tive Since the Parisians have seen his
erv- iesty the demand for caricatures OF I
, in Edward has entirely collapsed. and
'oad, sale OF excellent portraits OF his Mai
is very large, tslltffil