New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TAIN OF THE Ddi'
Anthracite production since January Is ten mill
ion tons in advance Of any previous year, with a
slutted market and Ianguishing demand. Ihere Is
Tins no coal famine sight for tine coming winter
80 ar,, roruIar demand for that show which
rayed itself out to full houses and empty coaloins
last season.
USEFUL ATTACHE
..yvbv should give this man postion?' said
the Sultan of Turkey. So, - a., er,er-
se,Ise answered the grand vizier. He knows how
TO saw we apologize in every modern language -
washington Star.
The Foreign Legion OF the French ARMY. whose
function is confined TO colonial wars and coleman
roIice dutv is made 10 entirely OF foreign ad-
venturers who are admitted 10 its ranks LOT HE
and without any questions being asked The other
dav a German officer. attired in muft' applied TO
the recruiting Office for admission 70 the corps.
He declined to explain the reason which had leo
hin, 20 leave the Germany Army, but, after having
gone through all the formajties usual in such
cases he enlisted in the list Regiment OF the
Legion Such desertons the part OF private
soldiers are said be by no means rare but It is
not often that an officer takes such STEP and
this affair seems to have created no little sensa-
ton.
The Princes in the Tower were trying to fathom
their uncve's motive. But why do you suppose
.I do1't know" returned his brother. unless
somebody has been trying to tell HIM some oil
the bright things we get on.'-(iarpefs BazaT'
Leon Hayard better known Napoleon Ha-
ward Emperor OF Hawkers," is dead. and all the
paris .eamelots' are in mourning. for their SOW
ereign was a charitable man and never turned
deaf ear to appeal for help On august ID Ias'
he was knocked down by an automoplle' anu No
died the other day from the results of the injuries
he then received. 1t was Hayard VINO suPPAed
all Paris "camelots'' with their wares; he was
both an inventor and editor Lampoons ana
cartoons songs and satres on the topic OF the mo-
ment were his specialty-the last VIII ana tesla
mentr Of dead celebrities, songs on Bouianger
KRUGER King Edward and the Humberts. Every
thing gave him text and his knowledge of the
fads of the public unerring. Besides he sup
piled applause and cheers at public meetings.
on one occasion debate had been ORGANIZED ana
both candidates came Hayard for the support OF
his ''camelots. Hayard booked both orders ana
paid his men twice the usual fee. When the meet
ing took place they cheered the ministerial candi-
date for the first hour and his opponent for the
second!
Tommy Tucker had been hurt while perfi99gmT1ing
s silf We'll aoctor dstrsctediy asked Mrs. Tucker
.:He viii f' get well, madam" replied the surgeon.
but can't say he is of danger. He will prob
hss,"-(Chicago Tribune,
The number of medical students I'm the United
States for the last college was 276l5- OF this
number 1880 at the regular schools: l4sS at
the thic S4S al the eclectic. and Ss at the
physione ical and nondescript schools. Germany.
with ore than two-thirds the population Of the
limited states has less than a third as many stu
dents of medicine
THE SEVEN AGES OF HAIR.
Al first the baby's fuzzy crown.
Protected by its cap OF down;
And bst the gevt eRe kg0w the 9p
The schooboy, next. his head must strip
no shears the football age Profane-
The hall hafbSghk ,s WEARS hairs e y6SesY ss ane
The beaus convinced that he must dye.
Still vain, though older. he's appalled,
se So nS'g vet s'f sprishtiy as a griE
He dons the undeceptive wig
On the banks of the Telugu River. IN Clutch there
was recently killed. says The King" crocodile.
and the following inventory was made of the con-
tents of the brute's stomach half digested
little calf a human skull. silver bangle.
brass ornaments. little tin box containing to-
bacco. a lime case. nuteracker. railway ticket.
a horn case containing twelve annas. six pice in
eonper and a soda water bottle containing some
mustard OIL
Ddns Want - Wife is ficE
Physciau-Three dollars a visit.
VISITORS Couldn't YOU make it minute call
for 4 dollar?-(Chicaso News
The business OF the Manchester Ship Canal has
expanded impressvely according to the figures of
the latest official report Whlcn mas Deen sent 10
this country. Well planned. wisely devised and
ably constructed waterways still retain field of
usefulness.
CURE FOR A HOMELY HABIT
Floorwalker-Tm very sorry. madam, but can't
exchange this rat for YOU
Mrs Smithsonian my husband doesn't Ike II!
Floorwaiker-Theen Id advise you to set d.
vorce.-fSyracuse Herald
The wages OF railroad employees are going up In
many States OF the Union. and strikes the
Of
TRANSPORTATION lines willingly admit that in recent
years In most parts OF the country the expenses Of
living have risen. and they generously ready
20 grant a reasonable share OF their prosperity 10
The men who are faithful and hard working.
air mattresses. said the dealer.
..are All allied in the months II April. May and
June That accounts for their remarkably resilient
ne the air Of those months better than others