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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

She-After all you cannot deny that
women are better than men,
He-Oh, l don't know. The good book
doesn't say anything about seven devils
being cast out of man.
She-No, Of course not; he has every
one Of them yet.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13
The Rural Idea.

Aunt Samantha-An' what de" w
work at when view air tew hum!
City Nephew ION yacationl doc.
attend school, I'm studying ioi
tor. F:,.+ m
Aunt Samantha-Dew tell! az
doctor able tew do his own STUDY -
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

II you cannot obtain KNIGHTS
RHEUMATIC CURE from your drug
gist, because 1t CURES SO QUICKLY
that he thinks it is not to his interest to
handle it, address A. p. knight, Chem
list. $500 State street, Chicago
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

a who has years manager of Marshall
3 Lie warehouse corporal Cd Infantry l. N
T"inr letter 1853 Indiana Flat Six, Chicago
aaJac Co.. Columbus, Ohio.
ast summer caught cold which seemed to set.
reys end affected them badly. tried couple of kid
rrsly advertised but they did not help any. One
ro told me the great help he had received in using
,nsnhq- case and at once procured some.
.d blessing me- my feet large part of
toffe sch as had affected seriously, but four
rq cured me entirely and Would not be without for
i @y sggry, --J0HN I. SEIEAfiAM
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

Don't eat more than one hearty meal
each day. This is the secret Of good
looks, health and long life, a secret
which, If everyone knew would prevent
doctors from making a living.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13
Cure for insomnia.

The poets burn the midnight oil
And lonely vigiIs keep,
And products of their wakeful toll
Put other folks to sleep.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13
As Defined.

Say, pa" queried little Johnny Bum
pernickle, whats loafer?"
"A loafer, my son" replied the know
ing parent, lis man who is too light
for heavy work and too heavy for light
work.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

The most important industry in Bava-
ria is brewing.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

serious nature Of the disease Is at once
suspected, but the chronic variety may
come on so gradually and insidiously
that its presence is not suspected until
after it has fastened itself thoroughly
upon it's victims.
At the appearance of the first symp-
tom Pcruna should be taken. This
remedy strikes at once at the very root
of the disease.
A book on catarrh sent free by The
Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, 0.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

ElTQ Permanently Cured No fits nervousness after
ri first days use OF Dr. Klines Great Nerve Re-
storer Send FREE ~ 90 trial bottle and treatise.
DIR. r. IL. KLINE, Ltd, 93 Arch St. Phila dephia, Pa
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

which were eAeeeulne 9TH.
riable, sometimes excessive ana ~ Ur
err times scanty. The color was vas n ns *
and passages were ace2mpa9nie Il,d Msev
a scalding sensation. Doaq,s h secre-
Piiis soon regulated the kidney see ond
tons, making their color norhla -rb a
bunished the inflammation Mn oon
caused the scalding sensation. can al
rest well, my back is strong anu s suu I
and feel much better in every way.
For sale by all dealers, price % Genus ~
per box. Foster-Milburn w.
n. Y
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for children
teothing softens the gums, reduces Inflammation, al
lays pain cures wind collie. 25 cents q bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

Piso's Cure for Consumption cured me
Of a tenacious and persistent cough
VIM. H. Harrison, 227 w. 121st street,
New York, March 20 1901.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13
Happy w oman.

MI y. 1 o. ~
wife Of @. b.
Pare, u prom
inent r e S L
dent Of Glas-
g o W, Ky,
says: II was
S u IF g r ing
from a COM
plication OF
kidney trou-
bles. Besides
a bad back |
had a great
deal of trou-
BILE with the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

Fire and sword are but slow engines
Of destruction In comparison with the
babbler.-Steele.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

h r,e,, writes from II Sum
! Brooklyn, y. y:
|rgrew man at the Rgc of
/. years, thanks 10 your
| rnegy PcruHa. "---JaCOb
hfammqtion Of the mucous
\ ha Kidneys, also called
|. w," may be either acute
Il r.o acute form produces
|. { ych Prominence that the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

Fruit acids will not stain goods dyed
with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-11-13

Seven million persons in India are to
DO vaccinated with plague serum.
La Junta tribune., 1903-07-08
.oeA, ASP ,ea.o.A, ,rsns.

> Latest designs in carpets at
4 Thompson's.
} For up-to date wall paper call
upon Barr * Hotchkiss.
, Carpets at Kansas City prices
at Thompson's.
! Three car loads OF fruit jars just
received at HaIbour's.
G. S. Thompson. undertaken and
2 embalmer. Phone No. 2i-5.
For fresh bread, pies or cakes 60
to Fishers posfoffice news stand.
Ladies free every Thursday af-
ternoon at the Plaza bowling al
ley.
Thompson has Just received a
fine line OF mating direct from
, Japan.
$ l. Brown left last week for
D the east for brief visit with his
Z parents.
4 Consult DR.. Billingslea in all
kinds OF cases-no matter how
long standing.
Mrs. Z. II. Lampkin returned
home last Saturday from
months visit in the east with rela.
tives.
Mrs j. b. Donovan left Mon.
Z day morning fof Denver 10 two
months visit with her sister, Mrs.
N. b Kay.
4 Mrs. F. kearns left Monday
morning for Greeley, Colo. to
make an extended visit with rela
tives and friends.
- Mrs. George w. Langdon, of
{ Topeka, Kan, arrived in La Junta
4 Monday morning for brief visit
with her aunt, Mrs. w. A. Watt.
4 Mrs. Oscar Miller, OF Pueblo,
, who has been visiting her mother.
( Mrs. ]. N. Bovee, for several
= days, returned home yesterday
morning.
: Mrs n. c. Sherman, OF Como,
!, Calf sister OF Mrs. J.. H. Graves
and Mrs. A. c. Curry, arrived in
La Junta this week for a two
months visit.
Ell Miss Blanche Davenport and
Mrs. Roxy Shafer. both of Rocky
Ford, came down to spend the
Z Fourth with Miss Mae Stark, and
Mrs. S. l. Brown.
4 Miss Mae Vestry came down
3 from Pueblo last Saturday night,
having been summoned on account
OF the death of her niece, Daisy
4 Vestry. and returning home Mon
day morning.
Earl Woolf, son OF q. X. Woolf,
was slightly powder burned on
fthe Fourth Of July, necessitating
confinement to the house for sew
eral days. This was the only ac-
cident we heard OF on our great
national holiday very fortunate
and unusual non occurrence.
3I Rev. ]. IA. Brinker returned
last Friday morning from Cincin-
natl, Ohio, where lie has been
visiting relatives during the past
two months. Father Brinker re
ports very backwaTi season in
the east, a great deal of cold
4 weather and an unusually prolific
rainfall.
81 The city council met Monday
, night and held a brief session
Not much business was trapsact-
3 ed. The council has decided to
s resume the old water regulatio ms
s next Monday-one hour a day
s morning and evening The water
z in the river is very low at the
s present time.
III Arrangements have been com
4 pleted with Hon. N. Glass, Of
4 Pasadena, Cal, for . series Of lee
4 lures on the temperance question
! in this state, and hss itinerary has
4 already been completed. Mr..
La Junta tribune., 1903-07-08

quent speaker and his trip through
Colorado will undoubtedly result
in great good. MIR. Glass will
lecture at La Junta on July sth
and 9th; Rocky Ford, July 10th,
nth and 18th.
g. S. Thompson expects to
leave on the noon train Thursday
for Denver to attend the annual
meeting of the Western Funeral
Directors Association, OF which
he is treasurer.
Mrs. c. F. Kendall and daugh-
ter, Frances, and Mrs. ]. b.
Pearce and son, Willie, left Sun
day morning for Olney, where
they will be the guests OF Mrs.
q. w. Parker for several days.
/ c. X. Buckley returned home
last Sunday night from Boulder,
where he has been for several days
making The preliminary arrange
ments for the sal. OF the product
( of the Otero oil wells to Denver
parties. The production OF the
Otero wells at the present time is
averaging about sixty FIVE barrels
4 daily.
r. w. Hawkins sold the Bon
Ton restaurant Monday to {. w.
and A. Hurst, the latter taking
possession yesterday morning.
The style of the new firm will be
Hurst Bros. The latter have been
employed on the Santa Fe as fire.
men for several years past and
their wide acquaintance in railroad
circles will insure them a fine
trade.
II. A. Corbet left Saturday
morning for Chicago, accompanied
by NJ. X. McCauley, for Chicago.
where he will enter the Presbyte-
rian hospital for the purpose OF
having an operation performed.
I Or. Coleman received letter
from Mr.. Corbett yesterday morn
ing stating that he had arrived
safely at his destination and was
feeling quite we'll.
There was a general complaint
this week OF failure to receive the
last issue OF the TRIBUNE--the
giant cracker edition. Investiga
ton, however, developed the fact
that a great many subscribers cast
from them in digust the last issue
OF this great family journal for the
reason that they imagined them
selves to be too wise to be caught
by an advertising fake.
The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs.
|. ID. Renick, died at the home OF
his parents in Home Place last
Saturday night. aged eighteeh
months, after brief illness, the
immediate cause of death beiLg
membraneous Group. The funer-
al was private and took place Sun
day afte rnoo.. The family have
the sympathy Of this community
in their great bereavement.
David b. Agnew, OF Nodaway,
Iowa, died in this city about ten
O'Clock last Friday night. MIR.
Agnew vas about sixty years OF
age and a sufferer from asthma.
He was on his way wesr tor the
benefit Of his health, accompanied
by his son, G.. s. Agnew, arriving
in La Junta last Friday morning
and being unable to proceed
further. The body was shipped
to his former home on No. 10
last Saturday night.
The fire department had hur-
ry- up call to the residence Of Jer-
ry Taylor in the southwest part OF
town about noon Monday on ac-
count Of blaze occasioned by the
explosion Of gasoline. Mr.. Tsy-
lor was filling the tank Of gaso-
line stove while one of the burn
ers was lighted md there was
then and there the usual explosion
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28
STATE NORMAL NOTES.

Normal ladies felt very thankful
for the talla no during the Tues
daV morning snow.
Last FRIDAY evening sever ii OF
the Legislators came to visit our
Institutions; were met ut the depOt
by many citizens and instead OF
the Band the High school & Nor
maIites greeted them with the new
State College veil
Roria! Roria' Rsb rah rent
Rorial Roria! Hays K. n
ROrisi RorI-! Rah. rah reR!
Untold! Old Gold! Hays K. n
RIcketv! Zicketv! Rah. rah rem!
Normal Normal, Hays K. N.
There certainl are some very
ingenious students at the Normal.
At the reception they got off ap-
propriate college yells after each
speaker that were we'll received
Mr. Picksn has proposed q new
college song that will 6e heard at
the celebration.
The Ladies gave the gentlemen
q feast thus week.
In the debate the affirmative
won this time
So much snow and impossible
roads and walks no school was
held on Friday.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28
FEqM TaE High school

On FRIDAY there were two spell
ling matches For the first Roily
Joy and Richard Wolfe were Sc
lected captains of the opposite pick
ed sides. After n long and hard
battle Richards side was defeated
by two spoilers. When all were
spelled down the Freshies stood
up against the rest of the school.
AS they were greatly outnumbcred
they were greatly outspellcd.
Jos. L Ryan won houOrs in both
matches,
Mrs Adkins aud Mr. Floyd
Millard visited us Friday after
noon. Visitors sre always welcome
The first baseball game 1T the
season came off Saturday between
the Freshies and the Juniors.
We will not tell tie result.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28

6 A r commander Stewart and
his executive committee met this
week in SanFraucisco and declded
TO have the National Encampment
there Ang. 18th. tickets on sale
Aug 1st, good for 60 days
Now let our Band begin their
moves to get selected to 90 as
one of the Kansas Official bands for
1t is so far different from the cas-
tern trip and Salt Lake and the
other cities. Don't miss if
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28

Regent Fairchi!d was in town
Thursday evening.
Ed Rea Is spending the week at
the Hot Springs in Missouri.
Charley Baumer is now running
''the World at WakeeneY.
DIR, Jordan Is back from his
Chicago trip and had q nice time.
Our band boys gave a pleasing
dance in the hall Monday evening
And to-day closes the Cd month
OF this new year 1t was Just even
4 weeks.
A nephew from tho east of Mrs
Nancy Thomas is visiting her and
visited our town this week.
Sunday being Washingtons birth
day neither tho schools or banks
observed 1t on Monday by closing.
Prof. Crawford blames the rail
road train for his having 20 taken
off his department card Tuesday
Washlngton's birthday came
this week and we give our readers
another interesting supplement,
We are sorry to record the death
of the 8 weeks old baby of Al .
Robinson on Tuesday.
The Presbyterian church lit up
very handsomely Sunday evening
with the electric lights. much pleas
anter for the audience in singing,
Mr., & Mrs Isaac ZeIgler spent
this week in Kansas city buying
goods for their store and in a few
days will show you the handsom-
est goods you can. find in that big
city,
Now that tho big railroad wind
mill Is up the necessity of the We
ry heavy tower shows up, In this
windy country 1t ought to pump
lois or water.
When you plant your garden
this spring put in few hills of
peanuts. Easily raised and they
do nicely in this section and are
far superior to those you buy, so
fresh and crisp when roasted.
Early grass along the creek Is
already showing up and stock
seem to enjoy getting out of WIN
ter quarters and frolicing around
and splashing in tho creek.
Work at building the big talk
tower west of the depot Is pro
crossing nicely and will be heavy
and substantial
Great big tinbers 20 foot high,
will support new tank Is foot
high and hold more than the big
tank west OF town.
A big racket, fight and shooting
is reported to have occurred last
week in Herzog,
Complaint was made and both ar,
rested and fined 800 and costs,
and 5000 is added to the county
school fund,
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28

Quite a number Of our folks
went to Ellis Monday evening to
attend a railroad dance and had a
nice time,
Our thanks are due to several
subscribers who saw last weeks 10
cal and scame a runnin' to pay
their printer.
It was a pleasure to see proprle
tor Fields of the Bruins wick has
thrown away the crutches and IS
walking around town as sprY as
ever.
While in Kansas city last week
Henry Shultz bought lot of dne
new indestructable records to sell
with bis monographs. Go hear
them and get one of the small
phonos for your home amusement,
And 1t is pleasure to announce
the marriage of John Hyde to Miss
Putsv, daughter of Charles Miller,
Judge Arnold officiating. JohnY
is one of our progressive Young
men and the boys are glad he got
such a nice wlfo.
Harve Penney went down to To
peka Sunday night, spent Monday
with the Representatives and that
night wired that the Committee
would report our bills favorably,
By the night train Shaffer & Oshant
went down to see the windup,
When the news came from Pen
ney the Normalites assembled in
their room and had celebration.
A heavy wet snow fell this week
and gave the ground a thorough
soaking. Now get your oats and
barley in early.
The snow kept up until Friday
morning over two foot having fal
len and made lots of work clean
ing sidewalks.
City election comes off April
5th this year and the following
ticket has been announced.
Mayor, Thomas Carrick,
Police Judge, c. G. Brosius
Councllmen, VIM. Ryan.
Ed Yost, Henry Schwaller,
Ed. Rea. Karl Lelker,
Last Friday evening several of
the Representatives of the Legisla-
ture came up here, were given a
reception in the hail and on Satur
day shown over the Reservation
and were much pleased with what
had been gwen to the state,
Already are the Republicans fig
Hring on their next State Senate
rial fight in this district. Mr.. Blu
schow will be a candidate for re-
election as a Burton candidate and
1t is told that DR.. Jones Of Trego
is apt to enter the race as the LIE
land-Long candidate, as the next
senator holds 4 years and votes on
BurtoH's successor.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28

The Saturday Afternoon Club
meet this afternoon at the Library
room with this program,
Roll call. Natural wonders
of the world
Powers and duties of President.
Congl ess and Supreme Court.
Mrs Ward.
If you could Visit only one Place
in the u. S. which would you
choose. Led by Mrs W Madden
Muslc-Gnitar Mrs j. Reeder.
Tbs Farmers Institute ard what it
has accomplished Mrs Freese
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28

A Word of Warning If you
had in Haley phene and have
not put in a Blssing, disconnect
the wire from your house and fas
ten to tree or fence. Now Is apt
to be thunder & lightning storms.
0t thundered last week aud as the
wire has no central & ground wire
there and no battery at your resi-
dence, stroke If lightning hitting
any of that system of wires might
run into rour house. Electrical
books publish this warning. It is
best to be on the safe side.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28

Blssing's men are taking down
the wire aud poles of the Haley
line between Havs and Ellis and
use 1t in rebuilding and making a
double and more perfect toll line
between Havs and Russell, putting
in expensive bridging phone boxes
at the towns along the way. The
residants along the old line weIe
sorry to see it moved as it will
prevent their getting phones.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28
II II Il
Citizens State Bank,
Hays City, Kansas,

SOicats every Ellis county, tributary Hays city,
to bank with them before March
thereafter possible. We you deposit with
all the giving checks dollar
you use writing each check what / is gwen for.
PAID bank check settled q disputed
Try this for and you will he k0ppiIv sarised
result All successful business keep bank accounts fact
could do business other way Now
Yourself My would be small trouble
banker with PTl wait until year,, but begin
Remember that D0s0TS borrow when others
Can not. Respectfully, H. II. WARD. Presadent
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28
Il Farmer or has Son

4 Farmer or has Son
or a townsman will be hired by US
at $50 monthly and expenses, OF
80 per cent commission to take
orders for our Farm seeds. Fruits
and Flowers. We sell four grades
of fruits, so any competition Can
be met. Our stock warranted.
You do not have to deliver or col
lect, Can devote all or part time,
We pay you each week Good
chance to earn money this winter,
Write for free outfit at once,
Perry Natrserq Co,
Rochester, n. Y
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28

Dode Barnes of our town has
received tho contract to build the
Tabernacle for the Holiness society
near Ogallah. It is an octigon
Ia shape, with a half circle roof,
and the roof work and door and
window frames will be cut out at
Blssiug's shop and work begins
at once and building completed by
harvest time.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28
A Good phaeton
for sale real cheap. See
j. G. ADKINS,
at 1st National Bank.

for sale real cheap. See
j. c.. ADKINS,
at 1st National Bank.
New Phones put in and to add
to your card
Alva Miller residence No 1876
IOOF Lodge room 147,
Now when you doubt if the 'Old
Man is at the Lodge call him up
and remind him of the loved ones
at home.
Carpenter John Kuhn is much
pleased with the success his son
is making in the Normal school &
he hopes to see 25 of the smart
youHgs Russians attend the spring
term as 1t would be great help
to them.
Thomas K. Hamilton of Ellis,
is dead. Such was the sad news
that came to town Wednesday.
He was one of the first settlers in
our county, the first homesteader,
so much thought of he has beer
repeatedly honored by our citizens
and his jovial voice and greetine
will be missed.
Our Baptists should see ths
March number of the "Woman'i
Home Campanian" 10 cents Of
the Crowell Publishing Co, Spring
field, O. as 1t has a wonderfully
interesting story "What the Bap
lists are dong to better mankind,
In fact the whole magazine il
full of interesting home reading
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28
CLEAN UP. FuMIGATE.

By direction of tho Board OF
Health of Ellis county l hereby
notify all property owners or rem
ters to clean up their yards and in
cities to remove all manure from
their premises. All vaults should
be dIslnfected. This order should
be obeyed by all good citizens who
are interested IN sanitary measures
and public welfare. In lncorpo
rated cities the marshal will see
that this order is complied with at
once. = Dr.. H. e, CGtutLGE.
Health Officer.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28

Post master Downing is having
another slck spell and Lou Bell Is
helping in the post Office
The New England dinner gwen
by the Presbyterian ladies and
their manv kind friends was big
success and many enjoyed It
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28
NeW'clOth.

Henry MEYERS has just re :
celved another fine supply of the
latest styles of the choicest cloth
for spring suitings and is ready to
make you a suit or garment at
reasonable price. See him.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28
y. W;tt,, W,tc6 t,oell ,NoI,,e

De Watt's Watch hasel SaLUs.
The only positive cure for blind.
bleeding, Itching and protudlng
piles. cuts, burns, bruises, eczema
and all abraslons of the skin.
DeWitt's is the only Witch Hazel
salve that is made from the pure.
unadulterated witch hazel-all 9TH
ers are counterfeits DeWitt's
witch hazel salve Is made to cuIe
-coHuterfeits are made 20 sell
j. e, Farley
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28
Donation party.

There will be donation party
next Thursday evening March 5th
at the Baptist church for the bene
tit of Rev. Holt. A cordial invita-
ton is extended to all A nice
Supper will be served and pleas
ant, social time may be expected !.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28
Your photograph
in life cOlOrS.

French Miniature Painting.
Entirely new process,
Closely resembles the Pastel pain
ting. and more Life like.
Leave Photos and order at
Woods Gallery,
Ness Della WOOD,
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-02-28

Sheriff Miller made a business
trip 10 Topeka this week.
Quite q number of our people
enjoyed the snow and sleigh ride.
Cleaning of snow was the order
of the dav Tuesday and was lots
of work, being so wet.
Penney having moved out Mrs
Field is occupying those COW big
Building for c5ssS, SESr
We have q good tive rooned
building to rent cheap from Jan.
24th. FREESE.
Penney 8 meEed Wednesday and
now enjoy quiet life in their own
cottage,
Judge Reeder is spending this
week at the Sulpher springs in
Missouri.
Tuesday evening big crowd of
the young folks had a gay sleigh
lng party and royal time.
It made a dreary ride thro' the
snow for the young folks who
attended the dance at Ellis.
Lots OF farmers. were in town
Wednesday, rejoicing over the
snow, but many complain of feed
growing scarce,
Alex Philip reached New York
on Sunday on his return from his
trip to England and Scotland and
is expected here this evening.