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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
HRS. .

The llardman A. C., strongest in
dependent team of New Jersey, phys
here this Saturday. No extrn admia
| sion.
The "Old Reliable" fife and drum
corps turned ont Saturday night and
escorted the victorious team and its
friends from the station. A short pm
rade was made through the principal
streets, and the cheers and hurrahs
were deafening
Doerscher pitched the game for re
yenge, and no doubt he got more than
he bargained for
Dick Stephenson can always make
good with Lambertyille.
Gilbert is now hitting in his last
year style. His drive over the left
field fence was beauty.
All of the Morrisvlle infield, with
the exception of Swetman, played with
the local club Mt some time and then
we thought all Of them valuable. But
We have succeeded in securing players
Just as good, if not considerably bet
ter.
The chit aud run" game again prov
ed to be very successful.
The fast work of our infield sur
prised the Morrisyile adherents.
The Trenton papers think McGune
the only catcher around these dig
gins" Just take day off and see
Kline make the biggest kind of circles
around your "Ginger."
The j.. A. c., as it now stands, is
just as good as any team that plays in
Jersey, and we think a trifie stronger
than n certain team that got n hand
some walloping a short time since.
The oftener Jakeman twirls against
the "erstwhile Reds" the more he has
them at his mercy.
Paul Stratton, barring few mis-
takes. umpired very satisfactorily and
no one has any kick coming.
The IIardman A. G. has played and
won from Newark, Jersey City and
other teams in the strong Eastern
League.
Sheehan, who has umpired the y.
M. G. A. games, has taken a decided
exception to being knocked in the
head with an AK, and has rendered his
resignation. The "Man in the Grand
Stand" seems to be hard proposition.
The Philadelphia Giants had a nice
bunch Of picnics with Dick Smiths
pets last Saturday, knocking Egner
out Of the box and landing on Cook s
assortment Just when they pleased.
Roebling was defeated by Olney in
ten inning game Saturday, by the
score of 6 3.
Herewith we give some facts and
figures Of two prominent l.. A. G. ball
tossers which, we think, will prove Of
interest to their many friends Kline,
catcher, has the following record in
eighteen games, not counting last
weeks. lie was at the bat 73 times,
made % hits for total Of A. bases,
scored 90 runs, and has - stolen bases
to his credit. His hitting average is
1888 and fielding of 9s3. Rambo, the
center fielder, has made the following
record in seventeen games played, last
game not counted. He was at the baf
63 times, made 10 hits, scored % rnn'
and has 10 stolen sacks. His hitting
average is 25l
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
CHALLENGE FROM :. w. COCHRAN a
COMPANY

Offer TO Refund Money if DIR. Towards
Specific win Not Cure Amy Case of
Constipation or Dyspepsia
5. w. Cochran \ Co. are seeking the
worst case of dyspepsia or constipation
in Lamhertyille or vicinity to test DIR.
Howard's new specific for the cure of
those diseases.
So confident are they that this re-
markable medicine will effect lasting
cure in short time, that they offer to
refund the money should it not be
successful.
In order to secure the quickest posi-
BILE introduction, S. w. Cochran X Co.
will sell regular fifty cent package of
this medicine at half price, % cents.
This specific of DIR. Towards will
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1t will regulate the bowels, tone up
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feeling.
Take advantage of S. W. Cochran 4
Co. $ challenge and secure bottle of
Dir. Howard y specific at half price, with
their personal guarantee to refund
your money if it does not help you.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
a SYmnnnHum

what is the secret OF successsn
asked the sphinx.
push said the button.
"Take palms." said the window.
Never be led" said the pencil.
"Be up TO date" said the calendar.
always keep cool" said the ice.
do business on tick" said the clock.
Never lose your head" said the bar
rel
DO driving business" said the
hammer.
aspire to greater things" said the
nutmeg.
Make light of everything" said the
fire.
Make much of small things" said
the microscope
Never do anything ofrhand" said
the glove.
Spend much time in reflection" said
the mirror
do the work you are suited for"
said the flue.
Get II good pull with the ring" said
the door bell.
BE sharp in all your dealings" said
the knife.
Find a good thing and stick to IT."
said the glue.
Trust To Your stars for success"
said the night.
Strive to make good impression"
said the seal.-Life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
ALL MINISTER'S.

should remember we give ii liberal
quantity of the Lonsman y Martinez
Pure Paints, toward the painting of
Churches, parsonages, or institutions
supported by voluntary contributions.
NorE Have done so for twenty
seven years. Sales tens of millions
of gallons; painted nearly two million
houses under guarantee TO repaint if
not satisfactory. The paint wears for
periods up to eighteen years. Linseed
OIL must be added To the paint done
in two minutes) Actual cost then
about 81 % IA gallon. Samples free.
Sold by our agents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

A meeting of Democratic voters
was held at Smitten's Hotel, Fleming
ton, Tuesday evening, the 18th instant.
Reports as to the sentiment in various
townships aud voting districts of the
County relative to Senatorial eandi-
dates were made. The name of Hon.
O. |. Blackwell, of this city, was men
toned by the delegates from the several
townships, and he was persistently
urged to accept the nomination. Mr..
Blackwell was present and stated that
IN justice to his business it would be
impossible for him to enter the Sena-
torial contest at this time, but that
three years hence he might be willing
to accept the honors of the office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
Save the Children.

Ninety nine of every one hundred
diseases TINT ehildred have are due to
disorders of the stomach, and these
disorders are all caused by Indigestion.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is just as good
for children us il is for adults Chill
bred thrive on it. 1t keeps their little
stomacha sweet and encourages their
growth aud development. Mrs. Hen
ry Carter, 705 Central St, Nashville,
Tenn, says my little boy is now
three years old and has been suffering
from indigestion ever since he WAS
born. have had the best doctors in
Nashville, but failed to do him any
good. After using one bottle Of kodo'
he il well baby. recommend il tC
all sufferers" Kodol digests whit yot
eat aud makes the stomach sweet
Sold by nil druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
Potent Pill Pleasant,

The pills that are potent in their ac-
ton and pleasant in effect are DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. W. S. Philpot of
Albany, Ga, says During a bilious
attack took one. Small as it was it
did me more good than ealomel. blue
mass or any other pills ever took aud
at the same time it effected me pleas
antly. Little Early Risers are certain
ly an ideal pill. Sold by all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Spurzheim, the father of modern
phrenology, while staying I'm Edin-
burgh, where he had II great vogue,
was the victim of laughable hoax. A
number of medical students submitted
for the opinion of the phrenologlst the
plaster east of what they said WINS II
remarkably formed human skull AS a
matter of fact 1t WAS the model of II
big Swedish turnip called In the Scot
fish tongue "neip"), and of this Spur
helm gravelv wrote out the phreno-
logical character \ few days later the
following skit appeared In the leading
Journal of the city:
The tide of fame to Spurzheim's name
Rolled DER the German deep,
The tide was spring. but. tickle thing,
II now has ehhd To "neip.'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
How. This

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any ease Of CataIrh that cannot be cured By
Halls Catarrh Cure.
I J CHENEY 4 co Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known + ] Che
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fectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
tions made by their firm
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o WALDING, KtSsAS K MARyIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o
Halls Catarrh IRE * taken internally, act
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faces of the system Price 75c. per bottle
Sold by ali Druggists Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
First Baptist Church Picnic

The annual excursion and picnic of
the First Baptist Sunday school of
this city, took place ON Wednesday of
last week The day was perfect as to
weather, bright, cool and pleasant.
The company MAS unusually large,
numbering about five hundred, and
special train OF seven cars conveyed
the party to Cadwalader Park, Tren-
ton, which Is an ideal place for pic
mic. The day was one of rare ENJOY
ment To all Various games and
pleasures were INDUCED i'll and the
fine large park with its numerous at
fractions WIS visited III every part by
the exenfsionists. In the afternoon
fine concert WAS gwen by Winkler =
ed perfect order and nothing occurred
10 mar the pleasure of the day. 1t WAS
the unanimous verdict of all present
that the picnic was one of the most
enjoyable of the season. A train of
eight ears was needed to bring the
party home in the evening The park
officials said it was the largest Sunday
school picnic that had been to the
park this season. The committee in
charge Of the excursion consisted of
Messrs. j. =. Borden, VIM. g. Conover,
II. +. Scarborough and Isaac W. Hol-
comb. Their duties were performed
to the satisfaction of all
Strength and vigor come of good
food, duly digested. Force, n ready
to serve wheat and barley food, adds
no burden, bnt sustains. nourlshes,
and invigorates. -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

The Lackawanna has extended its
pension system to its coal department
and will retire all bosses and clerks
sixty years old and over who have
been in the company's employ for
twenty FIVE years. The order is not
compulsory, and does not apply to
miners or company hands.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
Tragic Joking,

Oswalds friends were always on the
lookout for some ruSc. He once noti-
fled them that on New Years day he
should get the best of them all In some
Joke, aud New Years morning each
received this notice, "Remember."
They We're on their guard
As they were leaving house where
they had brcakfasted Oswald slipped
on the steps and fell on his back on
the sidewalk. His friends rushed to
his assistance, but paused before they
reached him.
This is his ruse," some one said.
Clearly the man who was SO proud
of his talent for mimicry was bent on
deeeivinE them all into thinking him
dying man, FOR he lay there moan
ing pltifully, his face drawn and twist
ed as If with terrible pain.
His friends stood around and made
jokes and puns and hummed lines of
comic songs, assuring him all the
while that they were not deceived by,
his acting. At last he gave hoarse,
mournful cry. looked at them sadly.
and then ceased to moan or writhe
In never TO be forgotten moment Of
horror and SORROW his friends realized
that Oswald WAS dead Souvenirs
dun NieuN Libraire."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
SOCIETY NOTES.

On Labor Day the Knights of Ply
thias of New Jersey will hold a big
meeting at Asbury Park.
The Lambertville Z. O. s. OF A.
was represented at the annual conven-
ton at Somerville today. About three
hundred delegates were present, rep
resenting total membership in the
State of 1909. During the past year
there has been an increase of nearly
200 members, larger in proportion
than in any other State.
The Washington Red Men will hold
their annual picnic at Hackettstown,
Saturday, September 5.
dispatch from Red Bank says that
the Daughters of Liberty of that place
will hold field day at Oceanport.
Among the event not scheduled are
Putting the sixteen pound Grafton.
Throwing the red lemonade UNI.
Running the lunch tent.
Lifting the mortgage.
Cutting the 100 yard dash.
HHfdSOl spree.
Sacque race.
Talking match.
Brute mans bluff.
j. b. Higgins, master of finance of
Perseverance Lodge, No. "a, knights
of Pythias, Of Painfield, was given a
complimentary reception last Friday
evening.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
New Hone and Vicinity.

Mr.. and Mrs, Smith, of Newark,
are visiting Charles Schermerhorn.
Mrs. Mary Spence and daughter,
May, of New York, and Mrs. John
Holden, of Trenton, were with friends
here Inst week.
Miss Ethel Mcdowell, of Amber,
is the guest of friends i'll New Hope.
Mrs. Elmer Wiley aud daughter
Amanda of Trenton, are visiting rel
atiNes i'll New Hope.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

On the Shongum mountain, about
two miles above Dover n. J. there is
pack of wild dogs. At various times
these CANNES have shown the fierce
ness of wolves. Recently they have be
come so bold MS to attack people driy-
ing along the public road in wagons.
They live in the mountains and are as
wild as wolves.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
nInrc 10 lie Point.

The Parson-I intend TO pray that
you may forgive Casey FOR having
thrown that brick Mt you.
The Patlent-Mebbe yer riv'rencc 'ud
be saving tonne If ye'd Just wait till
OF git well an then pray fer Casey
BROOKLYN Life
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

The Arlington club defeated the
strong Allentown club, at Allentown
on Saturday last, by score of to ,.
Both Conover and Messler pitched
fine ball, the former having shade
the better of it. The same team plays
at Lambertville on August Goth.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
Schedule of LambertvilIe Athletic Club.
SEASON 1903.

Aug. - Hardman A. G. of Newark.
Aug, % -Pleasantyille, at Pleasant
Vile.
Sept. . Open.
Sept. : knickerhocker A. G. of n.
Y.-9 games.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
Spptember Petit Jurors,

On Tuesday the following names
We're drawn from the box, the fortu-
nate ones being summoned to make
up the September petit jurors:
Harvey Stout, Union.
Daniel Everitt, Ffenchtown,
William Forman, Holland.
George Hoffman, Lebanon.
Matthias j. Virgins, Clinton.
Frank Fink, Raritan.
David Champion, Junction.
Samuel Slicker, Lebanon.
John s. Trimmer, Lebanon.
John w. Larson, West Amwell.
Lewis Saunders, Bethlehem.
John NJ. Wilson. Delaware.
John Murray, Lambertyille.
William Taylor, Union.
Amos w. Shepherd, Raritau.
Joseph Britton, Raritanr
William Teats, Clinton borough.
Franklin Gordon, Franklin.
Hartsil Cyphers, Holland.
James W. Farley, Tewkesbnry.
Asher Williamson, Stockton.
Austin l.. Dawson, Stockton.
George Bells, Delaware.
William G. Butler, Clinton borough.
Carlyle Phillips, Lambertyille.
George Cole, Holland.
Howard Lare, Raritan.
Watson Wene, Rariian.
Charles b johnson, Delaware.
William j. Volk, Franklin.
Andrew j. Pierson, Franklin.
Janney Farley, Lambertyille.
Asher VanDolah, Kingwood.
William b. Drake, East Amwell.
Augustus Perry, High Bridge.
Elias Teraberry, High Bridge.
Matthias Buchanan, Raritan.
Frank & Sharp, Clinton.
Chester Case, Bethlehem.
Nathaniel G.. Abbott, West Amwell.
John II. Martin, Lambertville.
Richard Wolverton, Clinton.
Isaac Hoffman, Lebanon.
Geo II. Prabasco, Readingtod.
Noah Hoffman, High Bridge.
Chester White, Frenchtown.
Geo. Stintsman, Frenchtown.
Samuel Sutton, Tewksbury.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
Look in your t.nrrct.

Wanted, few old dark blue dishes
to complete set. Plates Of all sizes
cups, saucers, meat plates, turkey
plates, pitchers, and cup-plates. Send
description, also name ON back, if any,
to Box 32G, Pennington, N. j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

List of letters remaining unelaim-
ed in the Post Office at Lambertyille,
n. j., for thirty days ending Aug IL;
Mrs W. Heirs, Mrs. Cyrene Shepherd.
CHAs. A. SKILLMAN, z. NJ.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Men are contrary creatures; when
they are doing courtship stunt they
cant be prevailed on TO leave the
house before midnight. Afterwards
they cannot be induced TO come in
before that time.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

-"Ragweeds" valuable setter dog
belonging to Hugh Hillpot was run
over and killed by heavily loaded
wagon last Thursday afternoon. The
dog was one which Mr.. llillpot had
owned for some time and valued
highly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Putting food into diseased stom-
ach is like putting money into peck
ct with holes. The money is lost. All
its value goes for nothing. When the
stomach is diseased, with the allied
organs of digestion and nutrition, the
food which is put into it is largely
lost. The nutiment is not extracted
from it. The body is weak and the
blood impoverished.
The pocket can be mended. The
stomach can be cured. That sterling
medicine for stomach and blood, DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
acts with peculiar promptness and
power on the organs of digestion and
nutrition. 1t is positive cure for al
most all disorders of the heart, blood
liver and other organs, as have their
cause in weak or diseased condition
OF the stomach.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Many man who has the reputation
of knowing n lot manages very success
fully to conceal his knowledge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

OF almsgiying, as Of giving advice
it may be sad it's value depends ON
the way in which it is done,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

The special election for voting upon
the proposed constitutional amend
ments will be held on Tuesday, Sept
90
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Error is great deal worse than ig-
norance; it is better to know nothi ny
than to know what isn't true.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Now is good time To trim shade
trees. A noted trecoogist says that
July and August are the choice
months for trimming of the superilu
GUS branches.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Peary says he will undertake an
other polar expedition if 100000 can
be raised. People with money to CON
geal now have an opportunity to sub
scribe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
ARLINGTON \
AIlENrOMN

Earned runs Arlington 1. fwo-haSc hits
Gonever, nudhridne Sacrifice hills Conover,
Thornton, Miller Gatlres Left en- bases Ar
lington, 4; AllentoMn,i Struck out-By Con-
over, :; by Messler,7 :, Base on balls ON Mes
sler, /. Double play Sasidge To Smith To
fomcmy Umpire -tiolt. Time III sim
The Arlingtens play at Trenton on
next Saturday.
Dudbridge and Patterson both put
up splendid game in the field.
Conovcr's long drive should have
been home run.
CharakOr did not have chance in
the game, but he made up for it, com
ing home on the trolley ear.
In the fifth inning eonover retired
the side ON ten pitched balls.
Johnny Colton's catching was of the
gilt-edged order.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

The man who realizes that he has
made a fool Of himself experiences
considerable difficulty in keeping
others from finding il ont.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Buy your ice of the Lambertyille
Ice Company.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Smoke "Lambertyille Puffs. p" Take
no other on the statement that they
are just as good.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Buy your ice of the Eambertyille
Ice Company.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19
Eat All You Want.

Persons troubled with Indigestion
or dyspepsia can eat Nil they want If
they will take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
This remedy prepares the stomach for
the reception, retention, digestion and
assimilation of all Of the wholesome
food that may be eaten, and enables
the digestive organs to transform the
same into the kind Of blood that gives
health and strength. Sold by all drug
gists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

Paper was invented by the Chinese
100 years before the Christian era.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

"Lambertville Pufls" are still go
ing up in smoke. Kline sells them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-08-19

for THE RECORD.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-06-05
LOVES MAYNARD LIFE.

Myrtle Gist. the girl who was
taken out Ct a room in a local no
.el oa.urGa" IT. company VITA George
NcDoIe. W@o vas held C 'suSUi",on,
was today Int 10 her home in Nalia
Walla D> G.c.iT Ca2ut, sass dis
patch from Co3.:X. While n NaHa
WaIIa. Sn"32r. tse sheriff found the
girls fat :. J. is John CiS,. car
penter. ~ y cat to WaIta WaiI1 from
Iowa four Weens aGJ with his fanny,
consisting Of q Wiz, two grown sons
and Myrtle, who he said is less than
II years old. and had alWaEs been
good girl. He said his daughter dis
appeared from home Monday, May %,
and the father. after making EFFORTS 10
find her. appealed to the officers. lie
saws he knows of no reason Tor tne
girl leaving home. nor does he know
with whom she left Walla Walla. He
told Sheriff Canutt he is a poor man
ana could i'll afford to make the trip
70 ColfaX to get his daughter but
gave the sheriff money to pay for her
fare to Walla Walla and she was
put on the train and sent home to-
day.
George McDOle. who was found in
the room with the girl, with the door
locked. is still in Jail. being held on
a charge of vagrancy, preferred
against him in the justice court OF |,
3. DOOlittle.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-06-05

The Twentieth Century Prophecies
at the Bee Hive lodging house. that is
what she is called by the people of
Walla Walla.
Have you been to see her? The
great lady clairvOyant, if not you
ought to for she is certainly the great
est wonder that has ever visited this
city Her powers are wonderful and
can only be compared to supernatural
She is astounding everyone that comes
20 see her. they all go away wonder
ing over such great powers. She said
10 a reporter and others today that
had TO be turned away for want Of
time to wait their turn. | can't help
il. it is too bad that | cannot accom-
mOdate them but | will try to accom-
mOdate them first when they come
back When | take their dollar | am
going to tell them all | see for them
and give them value received and
more as many tell me | do. | am hon
est in my work. If you are DESTROYS
OF having your psychic powers devel-
Oped which are now laying dormant
within, you should at once see her
and make arrangements for a suitable
hour as she has many pupils This
power | have developed and chosen as
my calling for to make people happy
and instructing them in regards to
their business and domestic happi-
ness. Readings daily. Bee Hive
lodging house, Room >.