Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-07-30
Kansas Notes

Hurlburt will hear of something tc
their advantage, by addressing K
Agency, 1895 Fifth Avenue, New York
City.
A Central Kansas paper contains
the announcement that Governor and
Mrs. Bailey are taking a much needed
honeymoon"
Wellington is believed to be trying
to make reputation for being eccen-
tric. Anyhow, it announces that it
will have no carnival this fall.
Several Kansas papers are hasing
their puns on the mistaken theory
that Justice CAN'T of the Missouri SUI
preme court spells his name Gnatt.
Leayenworth has let go its hold on
the Missouri Valley base ball league.
But Leavenworth never had anything
more than tail holt" on it.
An accredited embalmer has estab-
lished himself in Buckln. He adver.
tises in the Banner: when you die,
remember Bucklin has an under
taker."
Victor Murdock's first serial story is
appearing in a Western magazine, be.
ginning with the August number. 1t
is entitled "The Musicians Love
Story"
A Wichita reporter who invaded
General Miles sleeping apartment is
willing to make an affidavit that the
general has neither epaulets nor gold
braid on his pajamas.
An Eldorado man who visited Jessie
Morrison in the state penitentiary this
week says she is "morose" and down
hearted" Did he expect to find Jessie
bubbling over with girlish glee?
The Wichita Eagle, which looks af-
ter the moral welfare of its clients as
we'll as their material and political
welfare, had an able editorial Sunday
on the subject, do Not Bite Your Fin
ger Nails"
1t Is also proposed to enforce the
eight-hour-law on George Clark, the
state printer. He has been seen in the
state printing office as late as 1880
p. m, throwing In type and trying to
coax forms to Gift"
The Hutchinson Herald suspended
publication this week. 1t was founded
by Major Henry Inman, the plainsman
and author Later 1t was edited by
Ralph M. Easley. More recently it
has been Democratic paper
A letter has been received in Eni-
poria from DR.. G., w. Brown, now Of
Illinois, who was the first president
and chief promoter of the Emporia
town company.
The order forbidding state officers
to work more than eight hours day
will cause no discontinue in any of
them with the possible exception of
Jim" Allen, Price raid script commits
sioner.
Two Topeka young men, Roy Brad
ford and Will Trap, have married
heiresses. They went to Indian Ter
rltory and Bradford wooed and won
Chickasaw squsw lady, and Trap
got a Choctawess.
Pension Commissioner Ware may
have exceeded his authority when he
dismissed Democratic pension ex-
aminer in New Jersey to make place
for q Republican. but he did not i'm
pair his party standing.
The War Department in effect, has
ordered Colonel Miner, commander at
Fort Leavenworth, back to the mines
An undismayed citizen of North To-
peka has the sign across the front Of
his little one-story shop: "Open for
business until the next flood.
While a girl in Independence is be-
ing censured for raising a 81 money
ored rto 800, some censure should be
reserved for the parents who raised"
the girl.
In the list Of eloquent speakers for
the next G.. A. r. reunion the name of
"Comrade" Coulter Is omitted. Com
mander A. w. Smith should be more
careful.
Charles X. Holiday of Topeka is ax-
pected to discover any day that Trego
county shale also contains rSdium.
Kansas farmers are inclined to think
less harshly of the creamery trust be-
cause of the fact that 1t has paid them
eight and one-half millions of dollars
cash for milk in the last twelve
months.
North Topeka complains that the
$4,000 allotted to 1t from the general
relief fund lis not drop in the buck
ct" North Topeka still clings to its
moist, aquatic figures of speech.
Since the grain men and coal deal
ers have taken to denouncing the
freight rates as excessive 1t is possible
for plain Mr.. Farmer TO complain on
the subject without being ridiculed as
a Pop"
A Kansas girl. known as a beaut
Loved madly worthless gsleaut,
After marriage she found
That her taste was unsound;
His life was one long-drawn-out tesut.
Harmon Wilson.
Arthur NJ. Seyster is a Kansas mill