Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1903-11-06

She-Mamma says | mustn't encour
age you ut all. He--That's all right.
| don't need any encouragement
Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. Casual-Was your daughters
wedding n success? Mrs. Candid
Yes, indeed; there wasn't cheap pres
ent in the whole lot.
Mother-Dicky. why do you keep
four peaches and give little sister only
two? Dicky-Well, mother, | can eat
twice as fast as she can.
''De man who stahts in to kill time -
said Uncle Eben. "is in great danger
bein' one O. desc here dldn'- -know-it.
was-loaded s.-Washington Star.
Willie-If you've saved up enough
for an automobile, why don't you get
itY Bobbie-Not yet. I'm saving up
enough to pay for the people | run
over,-Llfe.
Mr.. Robinson-How did the children
act foout going In the water? Mrs,
Robinson-Oh, | had to pay them TO
go in; and then | had to pay them to
come out.
Uncle John-What are you going to
do when you are manY Irving (the
clergyman's youngster)-We | shall
be charcoal man or minister. I've
got to holler
Sharpe-Why, yes, was at church
last Sunday. Kloseman-Were you,
really? Strange | didn't see you.
Sharpe-Oh, not at all. took up the
collection. Philadelphia Press.
why don't you go to Kansas? It's
easy to get work out there" 81 know
dat boss, an | axed de railroad com
panies fer a pass, but dey wouldn't
give it to me,"-St. Louis Star.
"Of course" said the beginner, "to
be successful In politics one must
know how TO speak" Better still"
replied the old hand, "he must know
how not to speak"
Press.
Aunt Maria-Why, Johnny | am
surprised. Johnny-Whats de matterl
Aunt Maria-What are you playing
baseball for on the Sabbath? Johnny
Fur ten cents side, an our sides
winnin'.
George-You do not call on Miss
Rosebud now? Jack-No, l got dis.
gusted. She has such coarse laugh.
George never noticed that. Jack
You would if you had been within
hearing when | proposed to her.
A young lady visiting for the first
time in the country was alarmed at
the approach of COW. She was too
frightened to run, and. shaking her
parasol at the animal, she said, In
very stern tone: Lie down, sir. lie
down."
Willie-Say, pa, didn't you tell me
the other day that 1t was wrong to
strike anyone smaller than yourselff
Willie-Wel | wish you'd write my
teacher note to that effect. l don't
think she knows about It,
Il see your neighbors. the High.
mores have shut their house up Mrs.
Hlghmore told me the other day they
We're going somewhere into the inte-
rior for the summer" They've gone
farther back than that. They are liv.
ing In the kitchen. Chicago Tribune.
Il never waste words on fool"
said the pompous person. That
doesn't correspond with your wife's
statement" replied member of the
skeptical faction. What did my wife
sayY querled the =. Z. THAT you
were In the habit of talking to your
self" answered the other.
Mrs. Ferguson-C Gorge, what par
ticular failing of yours did the preach
er touch on in his sermon this morn>
ing? Mr.. Ferguson-Whatd do you ask
me that question for? Mrs. Fergu-
son-Because you have been as cross
as bear ever since you came home
from church Tribune.
You must not imagine" she said,
that would be willing to sit out here
alone with you II you were not so big
and strong, and able to pick me up In
your arms as if | We're child--in
case anything happened" Then be-
cause nothing happened she told her
friends that he was dull-witted and
probably had soul like withered
Record Herald.
An elderly lady entered a Diapers
shop and asked 10 be shown some
tableeloths. The assistant brought a
pile and showed them TO her. but she
said she had seen those elsewhere.
Haven't you something new?" she
asked. The assistant then brought an
other pile and showed them to her.
These are the newest pattern" he
said You will notice the edge runs
right round the border and the center.
Is In the middle" Then | will take
half q Dozen" said the lady.-Tit- Bits.