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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
A Large Order.

The proprietor of a certain restau-
rant had ceased the reverse side of
his bill Of fare to a carriage manufac-
turer. who prints advertisements there
On.
The other day a customer in a great
hurry ran into the restaurant, sat at a
table and was handed a bill wrong side
up by the Hurried waiter.
The customer put on his pince-nez,
curled his mustache with his left hand
and shouted in a voice of thunder:
Bring me a fly, Il landau, two victo.
rias and a dogcart! Got any wheelbar-
rOws:"
The waiter fied.-LOndon Answers.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
Paine'S Celery
Compound
Used in Springtime Will Give That
Strength, Vim, and Bodily Ac-
tivity That All are So
Eager to Possess.

Pure blood and we'll nourished
nerves are the great requisites at
this season for every man. woman and
child. Too many of our people enter
the spring season with systems
charged with deadly impurities. The
blood is foul and stagnant; the liver
and kidneys work imperfectly, and
very often are diseased. With MANI
rheumatism, neuralgia and dyspepsia
are daily tOrmentors. Life is not safe
when such ailments are permitted to
run unchecked.
If you. unfortunate sufferer, find
yourself %burdened with any of the
forms of disease just referred to-, do
not fail to give Paine's Celery Com
pound a trial. 1t is your only safety
your only true and certain deliverer
from perks that end in death. Paine's
Celery Compound has cured tens of
thousands every springtime; it will do
the same blessed work for you One
bottle will cost you less than a visit
to consult a physician, and will con-
vince you of it's power to cure. Mr..
A. S. Farley, Milwaukee, says:
Last spring l was convinced very
strongly that my blood was in bad
n dangerous condition. l had boils
and skin eruptions. was run down.
sleepless and had no appetite. The
doctors failed to cure me. l fortunately
tried your Paine's Celery Compound.
My dangers and troubles were soon
b~anished, and was made a new man.
strong and vigorous, thanks to Paine's
) Celery Compound"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
Boy. who play Bail ON Sunday.

The bishop coadjutOr Of Pennsylva-
mia, Alexander Mackay-Smith, was on
the way one Sunday morning from the
Bryn Mawr railroad station to the
chapel Of Bryn Mawr college. where he
was to preach.
As he drove in the hired station wag-
on along the country road he saw APP
preaching on foot a little boy with u
ball and bat and a catcher's mask.
The bishop caused his carriage to pull
up. Little boy" he said, leaning out,
little boy"
"Sir," returned the lad.
"DO you know where little boys 60
who play ball on Sunday"
Eyes, SIR" the other answered. "They
go to Heston's lot, over there behind
the dam."-New York Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
FUR TRApPeRs.


you admire furs,'' commented a,
old trapper as he sat contentedly smols-
ing his pipe. You should 20 where we
get them. All, that Is the %life-rurc
air, plain, wholesome food and then
after the seasons work that brigade OF
fur loaded canoes going off down the
lakes. Every canoe is loaded. you
know, almost to the gunwale. and they
string out one behind the other, a long
line Of them. They usually start out
early in the morning and paddle. pad
die, paddle, hour after hour down this
stream, through that lake and so into
civilization.
"But they don't forget to eat-Oh. no!
About moor they go ashore. They
'snub' the canoes to ~overhanging trees
and hunt around for a good Hat rock
on which to start their fire. But those
fellows don't take an hour for lunch
con. Time is too valuable to them.
They take a drink of tea, a bite of pork.
That is about all. Then they are OF
again. The men spell each other at the
paddles. and occasionally the canoes
are uncne Oy SteerS1men Tor Il g0oO
smoke.
when night comes, the brigade goes
ashore and pitches its camp. Tents are
put up, campfires lighted and the sup
per prepared. great clouds of black flies
and mosquitoes lowering around. Some
OF the men busy themselves preparing
the great brown flapjacks for the next
day, while others dry their moccasins
or get their blankets ready to bunk in.
Perhaps u canoe has to be patched the
next morning before the start can be
made.
"Oh, it ia a great life up there in the
wilds Of Canada, where they get the
'furs. You should try it."-New York
Tribune,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
PERSONAL.

Mrs. T. H. Poole left last night for q
trip to st. Paul.
Frank Beals, of Jamestown, was q
guest in the city this morning.
Secretary of State Porter came in
the east on the afternoon train.
r. E. Wallace, of jamestown, came
in from the east on the afternoon
train.
Mrs. Charles Kupitz and daughter
returned from Epiphany. s.. D., Sun.
day noon.
Ste%nographer L. NJ. McGlashan of
the supreme court, is attending the
term Of court at Fargo.
Manager Vesperman, of the Western
Union. went to Dickinson on the after
noon train on a business trip.
Assistant Attorney General Patton,
of Montana, was among the guests in
the city today. Mr.. Patton has been
looking after some business at Steele
and Dawson and stopped over to take
in the sights of the capital city be-
fore returning to his home.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
A Remarkable Case.

One of the most remarkable cases Of
a cold, deep-seated on the lungs, caus
ing pneumonia, is that of Mrs. Ger
trude E. Fenner, Marion, Ind, who was
entirely cured by the use of One Min
ute Cough Cure. She says: "The
coughing and straining so weakened
me that I run down in weight from 14S
to 80 pounds. l tried a number of rem
edies to no avail until | used One
Minute Cough Cure. Four bottles of
this wonderful remedy cured me en-
tirely of the cough. strengthened my
weight, health and strength" E. G..
Patterson & Co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
BEAUTIFULLY
IN COLOR AND HALF-TONE
Religious Art
BY the Best Artists
Brilliant Short Stories
by Leading koveIists
First publication, March 3, $685.
Contest Notice.

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, United
~ States Land Office. Bismarck, n. d., Febru-
AIRY %, 1903. A sufficient contest afid avit having
been filed in this office by Lucy Deitzmann,
contestant, against homestead entry No.
1914, made March LIST, 1902, for nel4 section 10,
township lion, range 78w, by Gustaf A. L. An.
derson. contestee. in which it is alleged that
Gustaf A. T.. Anderson never established a resi-
dence on said land and has in no manner inn
proved the same and has wholly abandoned the
same for more than six months; that absence is
not due to employment in the Y. S. army or
navy in time of war. Said parties are hereby
notified to appear, respond and offer evidence
touching said allegation at 10 o'clock "a. M. on
April II, 1908, before the Register and Re
ceiver at the United States Land Office in Bis
narck, N. d.
The said contestant having, in a proper afiida-
Wit, filed February u, 1903, set forth facts which
show that after due diligence personal service
of this notice cannot be made, it is hereby
ordered and directed that such notice be given
by due and proper publication.
john SATTERLUND, Receiver.
Wm..F Cochrane. Attorney for Contestant.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
The Tragedy Of a Salt MackersI.

Last night slept and ! dreamed Z
dream,
Where the rivers all ran dry,
The shores were white with crusted
A. far AZ ! ranged my eye.
Their beds were red with flakes Of
stood on the rivers brink,
Ny tongue all swollen, parehed and
hot,
And vainiy cried for drink.
The rain barrels lay, in heaps Of
slaves,
Their hoops were burning hot,
While rose from the wells hot gusts
Of air
As from q desert spot,
It rained, but the rain was cotton, dry,
That fell On every hand,
! wept, but the tears that left my eye
Were grains Of red hot sand.
In vain I strove my parehed lips
To wet, and my thirst to slake.
Then the ghost Of a grim, gaunt
mackerel
Arose from a great. salt lake.
All, Heaven! knew! had eaten
him!
A puff! a flame! a flash!
And ! lay on the earth, a Whit Of
smoke
And a little heap Of ash!
Foley.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
HAD NO MONEYA~ BURN.
How John D. Rockefeller Cured En-
ploye of Smoking.

H'SyS ~ S'VVNst8
II worked for John d. Rockefeller
once" said a well-known landscape
gardener of this city. One morning I
was out in the grounds doing some
work among the plants and flowers,
and as l worked l smoked. Pretty
soon the old man strolled out that way
and when he came up to where was,
said in a quiet way: i never had any
money to burn l didn't tumble for q
second, and he stood there looking at
me. L have managed to put away q
few dollars he continued, but never
had any money to burn 1t came to
me all at ace what he meant and l
threw the cigar away. Next morning
when he came around there l wasn't
smoking. He came up with a smile
On his face and said: Well, the stove
isn't going to-day columbus CO.,
State Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
The Information wa. Erroneo

eyes. Johnnie. what is itY"
"Ma. isn't pa half b~right?"
"Why, what makes you ask such q
question:"
"Cause l heard Mr.. Highball say
that If pa was half bright he would
never have married you"
"Mr. Highball is a bad man. John.
ME. Your papa is one of the brightest
men this country ever p~roduced."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
Their Opposite Roles.

"You say that Scrabbles and you
played IN opposite roles on the night
he al away with the box Office re-
ceipts. How was that?"
"While ! was appearing he was dis.
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
Take It s raieht.

"Old Man"Wells, of the Litchville
Bulletin, in describing a portion of the
editorial trip says: At Pasadena we
were given a tallyhO ride. l don't
know whether l spelled the name Of
that contraption according to Hoyle or
not, for l am about as familiar with
Goldfish vehicles as | am with the by
laws of a rubber-tired banquet.
This reminds me. 1t was at Bis
marck; way back in 1903! President
Mike De La Bere sat at the head of
"pie-counter," together with Governor
White, the state officials and a hun
dred hungry and thirsty editors. not
to say anything of the ladies-God
bless EN-. Beef broth masquerading
under a French nom de plume was
served in tea cups. Everybody watched
Mike for rules of the game. When
he added cream and sugar to his soup
every mothers son of us followed suit.
If the plans and specifications called
for sugar and cream, why we stood
pat. Some of the ladies remarked
upon the utility of the two-handled cup
for nervous husbands. 1t may be re-
marked. not necessarily for publica-
ton, but as an evidence of good faith,
that Governor White creamed and
sugared his bouillon to save the edito-
rial guests embarrassment They
didn't fool the pencil pushers with left
handled tea cups again. We take our
soup like Thompson takes his Scotch
Strange Slip Of the Tongue.
The chaplain of the Massachusetts
senate by a slip of the tongue gave
thanks on Lincoln's birthday for the
work accomplished by Robert" in.
stead of Abraham" Lincoln.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24

Bismarck Chapter. NO. II, o.. f. 8
Meets first and third Fridays In each mOntl
at Masonic hall. Dakota Block. Doroth,
Field. w. NJ. Hattie SHELTON. Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
Improved Conditions.

More than 40 per cent OF the peo-
pie Of Great Britain could not write
their names when Queen Victoria as
ce0ded the throne. Now only seven
poe cent are In that condition.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24

Trouble. like cayenne pepper, Is not
very agreeable in itself, but 1t gives
sest to other things.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24

Tancred Copmandery, Knights Templar
No. 1. Meets third Thursday In eacl
month at Masonic hall. Dakota Block. M
NJ. Cook. f. c: w. F. COchraDe Recorder
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
SECRET SOCIETIES.
MASONIC

Bismarck Lodge, A. F. & A.. NJ. No. 5.
Meets first and third Mondays IN each
month at Masonic hall. NJ. NJ. Cook, w. NJ
Burt Finney, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
Good Idea.

II you have invented someth ing-useful, novel, new-and It lie
patentable. 1t will be we'll not to overlook the fact that there is
good money in patented devi ces If properly promoted. The first
thing an inventor should do is to ascertain II his invention is
new and patentable. M. H. ] ewen, Of the Bismarck Tribune,
who is a regularly registered patent attorney. will attend to all
patent matters that may be intrusted to his care.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
KNIGHTS or pyTu1AS

st. Elmo Lodge, No. 4. Meets every
Wednesday evening ut X. p. hall, Baker
Block. j. W. Healy, c. G.. Frank g. Titus
X. of r. and 9.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
straro. Sin of @h. rorcu.
EormaldehYde Gas.

Formaldehyde gas, the fashionable
disinfectant, is generated during the
imperfect combustion of wood alcohol.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24

NICHOLSON REBEKAH NO. 40
Meets the first and third Saturdays OF
O'Clock. Mary Whitecraft, N g., Jenny O'Con-
nor, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24

THE FLORENCE CRITTENTON HOME AND
Hospital for Friendless Women and Children.
Incorporated November 20, 1901. No. 419 East
Second Street, Bismarck. N. Oak. President,
J re h. Beers Vice President, Rhoda A. Wood ;
corresponding Secretary, Nj. l.. Ashley
Recording Secretary, Albina T.. Couch Treas
urer. Mary Il. Whitecraft; Auditor. Ella Hou-
falling; Matron, Margaret i. Ashley.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24

l. o. O. r.
Capital City Lodge No. meets ever
Friday at MCGOWAN hall at 8 o'clock D. IN
John Way, N. g.; VIM. ID. Gorsuch, Sec'y.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24

WOMEN'S RELIEF CORPS.
Meets second and fourth Fridays OF each
month mt their hall at 2:3O p. m. Hattie
SHELTON, president; Emma B. Falconer, score.
rary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
G. A r

James e. Mcpherson Poet No. 2, Depart
Inent OF North Dakota. Grand Army OF the
Republic. Meets every second and fourth
Thursday In each month at G. A. r. hall.
Bismarck. N. d.: w. II. Winchester, Com
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-03-24
BROTHERHOOD OF AMERICAN YE'

BROTHERHOOD OF AMERICAN YEO-
MEN.
A fraternal life and accident insurance or
ganization, meets the last Tuesday of each
month in the Odd Fellows hall. I. W. Healy,
Foreman, G.. A. Hess, correspondent. Ma
chine shop. r. l.. Best, NJ. A.
ANCIENT ORDER UNITED WORKMEN.
Bismarck Lodge. No. 40. Meets the
first and third Tuesday evenings OF each
month Mt their ball In the Baker Block at
: o'clock. c., f. Murrell, M. W.; Bradley c
Marks, Recorder,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-27
FROST BOOSTS COTTON.

There was great excitement and ac-
tivity at the opening Of the New York
cotton market yesterday, according to
a dispatch.
More or less general frosts had been
reported in the cotton belt over Satur-
day and Sunday and with Liverpool
this morning exhibiting great firmness
there was a scare Of shorts which start
ed prices some 20 to 43 points higher.
October closing Saturday at $3.50, sold
up to 1O.4O on the call, while December
touched 10.25c, January 10.25c; March
1O.2Oc and May 10.2Oc. This enrmous
gain naturally attracted heavy realiz-
ing and after the call prices were de-
pressed several points on the more act
i've positions.
The activity continued all the morn
ing and fluctuations were irregular
and violent. Generally speaking the
tone was firm. From the highest point
early there was a reaction before mid
day of from 25 points on October to
11@17 points on the other positions.
Notwithstanding the heavy estimates
for tomorrow's receipts the covering
continued in volume and the market re-
gained most Of It's losses with prices
in the early afternoon 20 to rs points
higher than Saturdays close.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-27
.MERE-MENTION.

Lou Dillon, the famous trotter own
ed by c. K. G. Billings Of Chicago, made
mile in 1.5Ss at Memphis, Tenn. last
Saturday, lowering the worlds record
by several seconds. s...... The navy de-
partment has ordered the cruisers New
York and San Francisco to the Asiatic
station to be on hand in the event Of
hostilities in the far East. ..... About
twenty workmen were killed by a pre-
mature blast in a tunnel under Broad
way, New York, last Saturday. Most
Of them were Italians. ..... The total
number of deaths from yellow fever at
Laredo, Texas, up to last Saturday, was
forty three One thousand Negro
longshoremen and general laborers
went on strike at Mobile, Ala, last Sat-
urday.. The Tennessee Iron and
Metal company of Chattanooga, has
filed q petition in bankruptcy.
There was a heavy frost at San Anto-
nio, Tex, last Saturday, and it is be-
lieved that there will be no new cases
of yellow fever there. wv. r. Hearst,
presidential candidate. was in Atlanta
last Friday and received good deal of
attention.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-27
SOUTH CAROLINA NEWS.
The Fatal Seed Cotton Pile.

Weston dispatch Of October %: Err
nest, the eleven-year-old son Of Mr.. j.
D. H. Kinard of Newberry, met with
horrible death Thursday. The four lit
tie Kinard boys had gone to the cot
ton house, as they usually did every
day, to play. Ernest was the Oldest
child. 1t is supposed the children were
playing hide and seek and Ernest fell
into a hole about four feet deep, which
he had dug in the pile of cotton. He
was in this position when taken out
It was found that the breath had left
his body. The neighbors were called In
and every effort was made to restore
the boy to life, but all to no avail.
Will Abandon the Law.
Spartanburg Herald: A few days ago,
the editor of this paper heard a young
attorney a graduate Of one Of the old
est and most famous law schools In
America. brainy and ambitious young
man, say that on account Of the gross
miscarriage Of justice in the Tillman
case, and the utter disregard Of law
and evidence which prevailed at that
trial, he thought he would give up the
practice Of law It was discouraging to
him to realize that lawyers Of high
standing, prostitute honor, truth, pa
triotism to the earning Of fee. This
young mans father was strong sup
porter Of Ben Tillman. by the way.
His Estate Will Have to Pay.
In the United States circuit court at
Greenville last week. the jury gave
verdict for $4,000 against the estate of
VIM. A. Moore Of Spartanburg, in favor
of ]. H. Parker & Co., cotton brokers
Of New York Some two years ago
Parker & Co., bought a line Of cotton
contracts for Moore. Cotton went up
and the profits were duly credited to
the customer. Afterwards prices went
down and Moore was loser. Finally
he was presented with q bill for $4,000
and refused to pay it on the ground
that the statutes Of South Carolina out
law debts that grow out Of specula-
ton. The case was not allowed to go
to the jury at that time: but Parker &
Co. appealed and succeeded in having
1t sent back. Judge Simonton instruct
ed the jury that Moore could not be al
lowed to take advantage Of his own
wrong, the South Carolina statute to
the contrary Notwithstanding and the
jury found for Parker G. Co. After
the commencement of the suit Moore
died: but his estate will have to pay
the judgment.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-27
THETExAS BOIL WEEVIL.

A half dozen Texas boil weevils was
among the curiosities at THE ENQUIRER
office yesterday. They were sent down
by Mr.. J. L. McGill Of Bethany, and
although they were alive, they will not
do any business. in this country. They
were sent back to Mr. McGill this
morning and by this time they have
been nicely boiled to death. That is
unless we have misunderstood the in
tention of Mr.. McGill as expressed over
the telephone yesterday afternoon.
The weevils about which we are
writing, came from Texas. They were
sent to Mr.. McGill by his brother, Mr..
]. NJ. McGnl of Corsicana, and along
with them came the following letter,
which will be read in this section with
no little interest:
1.-The cotton crop here is failure.
We first had the boil worm and later
the weevil came. These last do not al
low any cotton to mature after their
arrival They work on the small
squares and sting everything that
comes on the cotton, thus preventing
all further development.
II am sending you today seven or
eight boil weevils in a vial together
with one or two cotton squares, and
from them you can get an idea as to
how the weevil operates. Let me know
whether these bugs get through alive;
but be sure not to let any Of them
get loose because one will stock your
place in a short time"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-10-27
New YoRK's MUNICIPAL CAMPAIGN

NEW YORK'S MUNICIPAL CAMPAI9N.--
II the plans of the opposing managers
do not miscarry, this, the closing week
of the municipal campaign in Greater
New York. will outstrip anything OF
the kind heretofore seen here, says
New York disptach Of yesterday.
There will be several thousand meet
ings held in the five boroughs by mid
night Of Saturday. There will be SIX
hundred Democratic meetings In Brook
lyn borough alone.
The fusionists have hired for Satur-
day night every hall south OF Four
teenth street and east Of Broadway.
Several automobiles will start with fu-
sion spellbinders tomorrow night and
continue going until the polls open.
Both Low and Mcclellan will devote
much time to Brooklyn, which Is by
common consent regarded as the bat
tie ground.
There seems to be some uncertainty
about District Attorney Jerome con-
tinuing in the campaign. He Is said
to be in Ill health.
Nearly every minister in the city
brought up the city election In Sum
days discourse.
An estimate made by a member Of
the board Of elections fixes the cost
Of the coming election in this city at
100000, to which Is to be added $780,
900 that was spent in the recent pri-
mary elections.
In order to give voters chance to
express their desire as to candidates
2,764 900 ballots have been printed,
which include ballots for votes on the
canal question and 100000 sample bal
lots which are to be used to explain to
voters how legal:vote should be cast.
The election takes place next Tues
day. .... -............