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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-02-09
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MEuROSIN = l7R RuNfEF
s acudir 4 usted y, en IL formA mas
correctA y resret etuosA, declArAn: que
estkn nispuestos & hacsr TODD el tra
baio que De les exija por cuRrentA
dollars, que es 10 que en- jnsticiR de-
be gAnAr nm maestro de los cAmpOg,
que tlene mas deheres que cuEplir
one ningla otrO maestro y que we
en- condolences mas dihci 'es y peno
s&s.
POr no cAnsAr usted, no qusre'
mos extendernos en- las m6ltiples
corsideraciones que pod fAmos adu
cir parA pre- bar que somos los qua
trabsjamos bsjo condi clones mas
adversas y les qse tsnemos qua IN.
snnir mayor cantidAd de esfae. ID
para obtener resultados posit4vos; y
81 Sc estima cor vsnienta que debe
mos referir una por una, las razores
que NOS asisten para presentAr este
respetuosO y jnstO reclamo, asf 10
hAremOs tan prOnto como Sc nos de.
mande, seguros de que no quedaran
hu6rfAnos de 10 co0peraci6n sincera
y francs, cuaI to emf mente jus.
Co del Iuspsetor de Escue IS y de 10
JuLta L lcel de Instruction P1blica,
que hAl to oil cabo est&n de nnestros
sacrifieios, de nuestros esfaerzos, de
la ma gnituA de nuestra labor y del
cumplimianto exacto de nueAtros
deberes.
En- espera de una resoluci6n juata
y favorable para IL clasa rural, que
damos en- Maysgu:z & 81 de Eaero
de 1903 Muy respetuosamente etc.
Ahora queda de vuestra pRrte Sc
cundar este movlmiento y poner 6
coneurso vuestras gestionas. en- tan.
to que los que suscribsn, esperan Ell
fallo favorable del DepA1 tamento,
que 81 supo hacer lusticia & los Pro-
fesores & tAdxados no hs de escati .
marsela de ningdn modo & las rura-
les. Mayaa uaz Elero 81 de 1908.
Mug atentamente,
Evaristo Lugo, Pedro Montoys,
Ramon A. Ramirez, Arturo Rubio,
Pascasio Nun z, Pedro Martinez,
Salustiano Sierra, Antonio Silva.
Ernesto Baaquets, Mar tin Arroyo !.
xrn~1n aNm ~ Al
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q r N S A S TR RIA
DE r. MONTES.
FORTALEZA %. ALLEN ST. %.

En- este antique y acreditado es-
tablecimiento ademas de su extenso
Y elegante surtido de casimires In
gleses y Franceses, encontrara su nu-
merosa clientela Trajes hechos en- to
das medidas, y por mas asi mismo
tambi6n un extenso surtido de corba-
tas, tirantes, igas, paraguas je-
noveses, cuellos, pulos, camisas ne
glig6e blancas y de colores. Ca
misas especiales y exclusives para
Frak y Smokn y otros articulos
para caballeros.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-02-09
s. A. Luz El6ctrica

AcordAdo por IL JantA Diret tiva
L. celebration de ~ Junta General
seg1n 10 dispone 10 base 81. del con
trato social, BE cita los senores &C.
clonistas rara 10 Que se ha de cele.
brar sl diA 10 de Febrero proximo &
las dos de 10 tAtde en- las Oficinas de
esta Sociedad, San Justo L1m. 8.
Los hbros y comprobaotes est&n
& IL disposition de los sefores Ac.
cionistas en- las citadas OF sinas.
Puerto Rico, 10 de Eoero de 1903.
El Director
Ant0nio AIVarez N0V0.
A. v.
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ESCrutiniO de reiDaS
en- el Casino de Ponce
La COfte Federal tefmin6
SUS FAENAS
Una bella postal a la "hija
del Caribe .
(De maestro corrssponsaD


Febrero Hoy pssaan por las
Gales de Ponce muchos mariner os
de los barcos <MassRc hnssetss ar. .
dianas. Los cs fes y comercios hs.
cen .ncchc negocio; pero de los CO.
fes han quitAdo los cuadros y espe'
jos, en- provision de que una excesi
W snimaci6n de los marineros de al
tfaste CON ellos.
Esta noche tendrG lugAr en- el CA.
sino ell escrutinio de 10 election de
las dos Reinas para las feAtas del
CArnavAl. I'll sabado 21 tendr& In
gar an b .ile de traies.
EstA maf1ana, las siete y media,
par tic para San Juan, por vfa mari
TINA, la <Corte Federal. terminado
aqrf, ya, su termino de ahora.
FL Alcalde invit6 syer 6 varios ca.
balleros de Ponce, para ir esta tarde.
6 las tres, & YER los barcos de guerra
americanos, abordo de ellos
El ilustrAdo RsgistrAdor de 10 pro.
piedad de Ponce, nuestro estimado
amigo don Jose s. Bslaval, ha he
gho una linsfsima composition poe
tica para una postAl dedicads 6 10
hija del CAribe. Los lectores de Ella
Correspondence. saborearkn dicha
composition, en- uno de los proximos
n1msros.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-02-09

En-asts ImprensR SO vende pRpel
vieio 6 50 40 quintAl.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-02-09
CUElHT'0

Easefikndo an pie Ricardo,
le diio q au amigo Mora,
Tres duros no mas me cuesta,
mfrals biep, esta botsi
Q.e gapgA! Y son de eharol!
Df .uego dcnde las compras.
..Pero oys, no he concluido;
Y tres duros este ctra
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-02-09
NO DEJE I'D. De VlSITAR
La Antilla Pequef1a
CARLOS lzQUIERDO

TETUAN NUN 80 EsQUINA 4 TANCA
San Juan P. r. Gran Cafe
Montado con todo lujo y apa :
ratos modernos. Servicio
especial en- refrescos,
licores, chocolate,
helados, dul ces,
emparedados,
leche batida, cervezas
de las me jores mar cas-
acreditedas.
Lunch gratis en- servicios
de 1icores
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A ViiSO

Sc a,qailan habitaciones amue bla.
d&s acabadSs de pintar, con luz el6c.
trica y balloon 8 la Gale; y miraaor
con dos hAbitaciones muy fregcas y
bat1os de ducha: Infurmaciones en-
Luna 48 altos.
A.15 Il
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The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31

M particular why they should DO so-a' ea ~ "
say. . =. - , ds,ert It involves the
;,,-,depces with all of compromising puueiioe
~ fouoyin short it state of contradictions iou i
th; and feeling that YOU risked it. you become ue
ord crcumspect and selfdenyng person IN the wota ~ 49,
GROWS as YOU look at under such conpulson Iaus ~
girls women, a night and day Al ot reckon
~. closely mon what they had beyond the experience OF each ~
h,rs All that they knew to the rest was .a ueS ~
have everything needu The youth began to be cae1ui Vi ~ ~
h the oir revised her attitude of towards the ao
- and saw sort of halo the darnig OF stockings
- ~ A., with Young people them though they knew it not-n an
for the formation of character, the guidance Oh i'pe W
that tended to the growth of the mind IT..
Now It is quite impossible have success IN a DIT =. ~
kind if YOU missing in its first requte-snpheiy anu UNI,
the outlook on You must so to speak, as IN sii s
he as little child If able to laugh at yooSei % 20
,o in love to reckon much with yourself as to wealth. posi-
on comfort and all of done fo lou ae no
f that art though YOU NAV in favorable circumstances IN
MANY others You may STILL you have proper endowment o
club wit good dancinggir be wonderful hand al private ~
rcas indispensable ornament to the
faler in love- Give II up ana ea'e " oe.' ~ 49, r.
| of the garden of life
rs won have marriage will possible, with good many
other things besides belong that tremendous institution oeii
denial always within the reasonable limits that are 10 DC
in discussion of this Sort only form OF pleasure
positively ockng relaxaons tenderness
pity soctude first thought for Others are as WERE he
hahodas of the mind Good fortune comes with ouDe
smallest of the matter and tnat
added instinct which belongs to the thought that Is
good fortune for those love.
However talking about in all this! am trying TO
describe indbabe There is only one thing worth adong
this all the other things that
now hindnces marriage will become and if you have not
better dozen give up all thought of marriage whatsoever
There reward being smart woman or
clever fellow, and why should not that be enough?
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
n1DAL1A,s "pERFEsHUN."
According to Her Proud Mo'
Account OF 1t, She Was
.Face MANICURE"

"The top av the mawrnln TO ye|,
Mrs. McClinerty. Shure, tbs good
for wake eyes to see yez since se1
moved out av the war-rud. Come IN,
woman. dear, and dhrink cup as
tay."
'Arrah, Mrs. O'Googan, It's your.
silf thot has war-rum welkim 1of
a frind! An how are yez, these noice
days, at-all. at-all!"
"'Tis well OF am an hopin' yez are
the same. Take off your bonnet,
avick, an make yourself comfort bic.
Mrs. McClinerty, come to visit her
old friend. Mrs. O'Googan, lald
aside her bonnet, and when the tea
was served the women drifted into
the most delightful gossip imagin-
able. writes George Owen Koch, IN
the New York Times.
1T does ME good, Mrs. O'Googan,
said Mrs. McClinerty, after awhile,
ito get a chanel to talk to yez agin.
It's yourself thot knows all thot's
goin' on, though how yez do it the
divil bit av me can tell"
Mrs. O'Googan flushed with pleas
ure at the compliment. "Arrah, dar.
lin, tits yourself thot has the
tongue to say the swate wor-rud."
she answered. "Yez can put the
comether on wan thot aisy. Have an.
other cup of tay."
"Oi will thot. an thank yez koind-
Nv. Thot's good tay. But. Mrs.
O'Googan. phare's your darter Judy?
A comfort thot gyrul is to yez, Ofll
go bail"
"Yez niver said truer wor-rud. Mrs
McClinerty. Judy's a good gyrul
| She's wor-rukin'."
"At phwat? Has she got a place
or a job in sthore?"
"Naythur. Mrs. McClinerty. Judy
Is wur-rnkin' at 4 perfeshun. It's
somethin' loike docterin'. do yea
| moind? She's many-cure.'
.sThe saints be good to US. Loik'
doctorin'. is it? An how man,
does she cure? An PLAT ails thu
poor sowls?"
'She cures no wan. do yez moind
| noN re not SIGN dt-dll. dt-stii.
MANICURE is person thot make.
the fingers av foine leddies an gin
tlemin purity. Me Judy's splindid a
1t. be the same token. She wor-ruk
In a par-lor. an It's very ginteel
But bad scan to me for Fae impnlite
ness! Oh haven't axed about you
own darter Bidalia. A swate gyru
is Bidalia, an hip to yez, Oil b
bound"
"'Tis a funny thing. Mrs. O'Goo
gan. Thot's plat Oh kim to tell We
about. Shure, it's a co.in-ci-dince
rs me Pathrick says. Bidalia's VOL
rukin'. too. An she's not Twin ou'
an she's not in sthore. She ha
a perfeshun loike your Judy, Mr.:
O'Googan."
"Allanah! Dim glad to hear tho'
An phat is she afther doin'?'
ashes wor-rukin for compile,
shun speshulist. She is thot.
complexshun speshulist. Mrs. O'Got
gan, is somewan thot makes the ski
av the foine leddies purity. Shur'
Wis, tits co-in-ci-dince. Me Bidalia
. face many-cure!"
"Glory be, Mrs. McClinerty! Hay
another cup av tay."
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
BURDEN OF HINDOO CASTE.
Puts Them to Innnite Amount
of Trouble.

1t must be dreadful, in this day and
generation. to. belong to the high
caste Hindoo. We suppose in past
centuries, when the Hindoo were
more or less isolated from the people,
ceremonial cleanness of the HiHdee
people could be carried on with less
trouble than it could be now, says
Medical Talk.
Just think of man keeping him.
self ceremonially clean, according to
the requirements of the Hindoo caste.
The floor of the room in which food
is served must be washed clean with
a particular Hindoo disinfectant, be.
fore and after meals, and this must
be done by Hindoo. If the body of
the attendant who brings the food
comes in contact with person who
Is not a Hindoo, or comes in contact
with anything cooked by a person
who is not Hindoo. the food is pull
luted, and cannot be eaten by a high
caste Hindoo. If water is used out OF
cask or bucket, or any other re-
ceptable, not only will the water be
polluted if touched by a non-Hindoo
but if the cask containing the water
Is touched it will be considered pol.
luted. Any fruit or vegetable, after
It Is cut or broken, cannot be touched
by any one except Hindoo, else it Is
polluted. Cakes or bread cannot be
put in a box or bin that was made
by any one who is not Hindoo.
The Hindoo cook must take bath
before cooking each meal. He must
cook the meal with nothing on but
his waist cloth. The Hindoo master
must also battle and clothe himself In
clean clothing before he can ever
touch his food. He cannot wear any
clothing that has been stitched with
. needle, or touched by non-Hindoo
After making himself ceremonially
clean for a meal, if a non-Hindoc
should touch him by accident, hi
must go through the bath again, ano
redress himself with entirely differ
emit clothing before he can eat.
All the pots and pans and cooking
utensils must be ceremonially clean
He dare not take . cup of tea, OF
lemonade, or water from any one wht
| is not a Hindoo. He may not ever
drink at a spring of water until after
he has washed himself.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
SOME ANCIENT HOMES.
Strange Tower Residences Found In
. Little known Region OF
the Old Empire.

The ancients in these regions seem
to have had two general forms of prl-
vate residence-one long and low, sell
dom of more than two stories, and
having capacious two-story colon
nades, or porticos with inclosed court
yards before them; the other of tower
form. four or five stories high, with
two or three rooms in each story.
Those of the latter sort are naturally
preserved in fewer instances than the
former, for the reason that high build
ings are, generally speaking, more
easy prey TO cart h9aake than low ones.
Examples of the long two-story house
are common in every ruined town,
many of them in a remarkable state
of preservation, writes Howard Cros-
by Butler, in "a Land of Deserted Cit
ies," in Century. The dates inscribed
upon them range from 39S to SO A. ID.
The porticos of these houses were
their most interesting feature; here
the ornament was massed, here the in
scriptions were carved, and here doubt
less the leisure hours of the ancient
owners were passed. Between the col
umns of the upper story was para
pet composed Of rectangular slabs
paneled, nodded and otherwise orna-
mented. Many of these apparently
thin slabs are, in reality, the backs of
the settees cut in solid stone, with
comfortable seats and curving arms.
The wooden floors of all colonnades
like this have, Of course, persisted, so
that now, when one sits in one of the
settles, his feet are necessarily sus-
pended in space; but these seats are
an index of the homelike ease and
luxury that these ancient people en-
joyed in the open loggias of their town
residences, when the floors were in
! place, when a sloping roof afforded
welcome shade within the portico, and
when clinginS vines twined about the
pillars Of stone.
The bazars of these ancient towns
which are still recognized as such by
the people who live among the ruins
who have no bazars Of their own, but
have seen them in Aleppo, consist OF
long, narrow structures facing direct.
| " upon the street; often they occupied
both sides of street of unusual width
The fronts of the shops have two-story
porticos of square monolitldc pier,
carrying equally plain architraves
Behind the portico is a building, alst
of tw. stories, composed of series Of
small rooms which were undoubtedly
s.ore-rooms in the ground story and liv
ing apartments above. The arrange
ment was not unlike that Of the col
onnades of The Greek market places
and, indeed, they seem to have bee,
called stoae, AZ we learn from an in
scription upon enc of them. We ma,
thea suppose that the lever story o
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

The smallest typewriter ever manu-
featured was made in America ii years
ago. 1t twas four inches by three inches
and weighed 4h ounces.
In one OF the Howe islands of Aus.
tralia banyan tree has been discov.
cred the branches and trunks of which
cover nearly seven acres.
AT Yakutsk, in eastern Siberia, the
record annual range of temperature 10
reached. 1t varies from So degrees
above to IS degrees belowzero.
4 novel sight was seen the other day
which attracted much attention in
Bath, Me. A young woman from VIII
ton was in the city and had as fellow
traveller a bright looking coon, which
was perfectly tame, allowing his owner
to carry him about as one would kit
ten. The coon was captured six months
ago and weighs IA pounds.
The Esk:mos possessed the most re-
markable place of worship in the
world. 1t was sealskin church. Forty
sealskins were stretched over light
framework, and in this tent, IS feet by
IL feet, services were held every Sun
day. But the church came to an un.
timely end. One hard winter the Eski.
mos dogs, being half-famished, dined
on the sealskins, and only the frame
was left. The Eskimos have now erect.
ed dog proof tabernacle.
George Vanderbilt's estate, Bit.
more, is already the largest body OF
contiguous land under one ownership
in North Carolina. Nevertheless, he i,
still adding to it. He has just secured
large tract on the upper Davidson
river, which will become part of Bit.
more. On his new purchase are severa
water powers. In order to carry ou,
his scheme of improvements, Mr.. Van
derbilt finds it necessary to excavat,
a part of the bed of the Swannanos
river to prevent overfows.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
salnon-CatchinE Center.

The six chief salmon catching cen.
tiers on the Pacific coast, in the orde,
of the quantity of fish packed Tin 1901
are Alaska. Puget Sound British Co.
lumbSa), the Columbia river, the Ore.
gon coast, the Washington coast and
the California rivers. About four
fifths of the entire catch was in Amer
lean waters, one-ffth in Canadian.
For their extent and impoJ tance-th,
annual product now being worth owe,
$50, 900, 900, employing an army of men
and millions of capitalize Pacific
salmon fisheries are Of surprisingly
recent development. Like every in
dustry in the northwest, they have
seemingly sprung into Importance
over night-yesterday nothing, to-dav
business of worldwide recognition.
Ray Stannard Baker, IN Century.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
strIkingly Original.

Patience-Don't you think Will has
some original ideas?
Patrice-Gracious! Did he ask you,
too, if he was the only man you'd ever
kissed Statesman.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
TruIx Sixniacant.

"Iwas just telling my daughter" said
Mr.. Noosens, shat it's really shame
for her to play the piano on Sunday"
"Why did you mention Sunday par
ticularly?" asked Mrs. Pepprey.-Chi-
cago Journal.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
Protected Herself.

'Why does Manners take his wife
with him everywhere that he goes?"
$50 that he won't have to explain
to her where he has been If he leaves
her at home."-Chicago Recorder
aid.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
rhe Ruling Passion.

"Is there any real advantage in be-
ing a millionaire" asked the philiso-
pher.
There is" answered MI. Dustin
Stax. "You can wear your old clothes
without exciting comment, which Is
great Observation-Disclosures Star.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31

Latest News from Limerick.
A tailor Of highest repute
Made a suit for sutton of Butte.
But when donned the suit parted.
The sutton then started
A suit, for the suit didn't suit.
m. 7. Sun.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
an for Coal Barons.

Mrs. Bacon-I understand If men
were relatively As strong as beetles
they could juggle with weights of sew
eral tons.
Mr.. Bacon-Wen, doesn't the coal
man do that same thing?-Yonkers
Statesman
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
Wby Women Don't MU1y
Rv MARIE CORELu

.;o,,s reasons WHY less women marry than in the
* Wv ~.1o,hers NAV be summed up, more or less
,hr,se. "The decay of the art of falling IN love
Falling in love is fine art and ii belongs a 81 less
~ noe Of greater simplicity of manners and OF eSs
o.;s.;t;on than the present 1t may be descrDeo as
sort of general determination of the whole Spiritual
heart mind fancy towards love, as there is 'e nNe A.
determination of plant towards light. iou, IT, :;
. sser now as they used that is all. There Is
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
quite . DiRere.ee.

Mrs. Brown-Mrs. Jones complains
that her baby is so hard TO manage.
Mrs. PeEkins-Well. she shouldn't
expect . baby to be as easy to man.
are as = hus Bits.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31

the porticos was employed for the dis
play of merchandise in the daytime and
that the goods were removed to the
storerooms at night.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
Hasy.

"Oh! yes, go to church, of course"
eyes, but what denomination?
sOh! whatever you care to give.
Some drop in notes of large denomina-
ton, and some give small change
Philadelphia Press.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31

,Breathes there q man with soul 30 dead
Who ne'er unto himself hath said:
Were / paid according to my worth
''I'd have a mortgage on the earth?"
Cincinnati ENQUIRER
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31

Lawson-You know young jenkins
and his wife thought before they were
married that their life was going to
be one grand, sweet song.
Dawson-Yes.
Lawson-Well, they can't either of
them sing.-Somerville Journal.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
EoIloWer ef Preeent.

Simpson-You blow your own horn
= good deal.
Jenkins-WeH, II you want thing
well done. do it yoaYself.-Detroit Free
Press.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
A Biblical Dialogue.

Whale-I suppose you think this is
al my fault.
Jonah-Certainly / do; if you had
known enough to keep your mouth
shut shouldn't be in this fix.-Town
Topics.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31

Mrs. Nexdoor-If he's such . BAD
man, why did they let him out OF
prison?
Mrs. Naybor-Because he was 1ast
corrupting every public servant ne
came in touch with, and the friends
of the state administration got
scared.-Newark News.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
Hope sprinEs Eternal.

"Why does she refer to him as her
first husband? He is alive, they are
living together, and he is the only one
she has ever had"
"Oh, yes! But she has hopes, you
know.".Town Topics.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31

Anxious Traveler-Could you inform
me what has become ct the mission
airy who arrived here three weeks ago?
Well-Fed Native-Missionary, massa
oh! he hab gone into de interior!-
Ally Sloper.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
Faith In His Friends.

Don't you think that prices are
regulated by the law of supply and &C.
mandw
NO, 1 DON'T" answered Senator
Sorghum, Indignantly. "1f there was
any such law as that the trusts would
have had it repealed long ago
Washington Star.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31

she Had q Sweet Tooth.
Willie fell In the molasses
Barrel. In the shed.
NOW I'll lick you. Willie,
His angry mother said.
Cornell Widow.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
You Never Know Your Luck.

Jellikins-You had lady with you
in your motor this afternoon.
Slyker-Yes, my wife's mother.
Jellikins-Wha-at-?
Slyker-Yes, one never knows when
an accident may happen.-Auy
Sloper.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
Hara.hips Of the High.

Hardships Of the High.
Her Fashionable Friend-Why did
MT you bring the baby?
: The New Mamma did want to,
but there wasn't room in the carriage
Tor her and my doggie both.-Chi-
caro- Record-Herald.
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31

A Seen fr0M . Distance.
The average mar can see where fame
makes some mighty poor selections.-
Chicago Daily News
The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1903-07-31
Hseaped . Life Of Woe.

EeeaDed o Lie Of We.
First Tramp-Wot are yer SO happy
about?
Second Tramp called at wild
der's house fer something to eat,
and the woman most killed me with
a club.
.Don't see nothin' in that ter smile
over"
81 wos JUS thinkin' wot an escape
/ had. She might 'a-took q fancy to
me and married me."-N. Y. Weekly.
An Epitaph.
Here lies a man of wisdom shy.
Who natures laws defied:
He undertook to shoe a mule
That's ALL He simply died.
-~-- Cincinnati Enquirer.