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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

!; A. Kansas, CITY, Telephone gfrl has
;'beeh awarded $12,5aSS damages ;.be-
causes the MANAGER shook her NOT
.fgiifhtiydly.rIBut NIMefally' Moral: TT
.'iss better yjsst. to, ttalktto a telephone
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

Count Boni de Castellane says he is
delighted with America Evidently
the Gould checks have. been liberal
Of late. ,,,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

/. Sir. Thomas Upton has served no.
tice that he is coming. for the cup
this time. He is tired of being merely
a jolly good fellow.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

Great Britain has purchased the
cruisers offered for sale by Argentina.
/; John Bull may be little bit slow,
but he rarely overlooks a naval bar
gain. :, esi. 81:
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

The Louisville Courier-Jonrnal rises
superior to local prejudices in an ed.
:it6rial on the "Valueof Kentucky
Waterways" 49,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

: Klpling's new poem would seem to
indicate that he wants to hedge on
the hanneled; fools and muddisd OATS.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27
A HERO OF THE sHlpYARps.
Triumph of Clear Grit, Cool Judgment
and Quick Action.

and Quick Action.
On Friday last q big boiler, weigh
ing sixty-four tons, was about to be
lowered into she hold of steamship
at the New York Shipyards. The
hundred-ton crane, so called because
it will lift a weight of 100 tons as
easily as a college girl lifts a wooden
dumbbell, was. swinging its great
arms toward the monster boiler,
eighteen feet in circumference.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

English earls and American poker
never have become thoroughly, &C.
Quainted. I
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

:, :CSrneil professors will get pensions
( iofrS1 800 .per year if they escape ty-
.phoid' until they are seventy.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

There are plenty of men who will
never grow round-shouldered from car
rying their brains.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

Some people are already beginning
to fidget for; fear panama hats may be
stylish again next summer
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27
And a get rich quick investor also IL
born every minute.

NJ. Mr.. KipApg prefers the bagpipes. but
he can, also touch the lutte.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-03-27

In the matter of swelling the death
rate the late Or. Calling easily headed
his profession.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
New Bloomfield Notes.

Happy New Year to the Pro-
fessional World and all its readers.
Mr.. Johnnie Murray and little
daughter, Mary, have been quite
sick but are some better now.
Miss Estella Logan, who has
been confined to her bed since the
holidays is able to be up again.
Miss Nellie Logan and her aunt,
Mrs. Nellie Dupee, who visited
homefolks during the holidays,
returned to St. Louis last Saturday.
Messrs. Joseph and Timothy
Murray and Eula Baynham are
home from Jefferson county.
Mr.. Eugene Reese is on the sick
list.
Mr.. Moss Gatheright spent the
holidays with homefolks and re-
turned to Kansas City last week.
The home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Anderson Logan was the scene of
a most enjoyable social last Thurs
day evening Jan. Sth, given in
honor of their daughter, Miss
Nellie Logan, of St. Louis. Those
present were Misses Matte Davis,
Mary, and Lula Hill, Florence
Reese, Gertrude and Mayme
Logan, and Mrs. S. J. Hart,
Messrs. S. r. Garter, Samuel
Holt, Timothy and Thomas
Murray, James Gatheright, Price
Logan, Luther and Arthur Hill,
Marvin and Eula Baynham, and
Eugene Reese. Messrs. Carter,
Murray and Holt furnished
excellent music for the occasion.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
Catarrh Cannot be Cured

with Local Applications, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is a blood or constitutional
disease, and in order to cure it you
must take internal remedies. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh
Cure is not quack medicine. 1t
was prescribed by one of the best
physicians in this country for
years, and is regular prescription.
1t is composed of the. best tonics
known, combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on
the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients
is what produces such wonderful
results in curing Catarrh. Send
for testimonials free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co, Props,
Toledo, Ohio
Sold by druggists, price IS cents.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
Emancipation Anniversary.

The 3Sth anniversary of the
emancipation proclamation was
celebrated at the Second Baptist
church in Columbia, Mo-, Sunday
afternoon Jan. 18th, by the old
soldiers and citizens in general.
The meeting was called to order by
w. w. Lampkins, who was chosen
master of cermonies. After briefly
stating the object and purpose of
the meeting, announced the follow
ing program:
l. Song-by congregation.
2. Scripture reading-by Rev.
A. A. Adams.
8. Invocation-by Gabriel Smith.
4. Song-'John Brown Ruby
Mosley.
s. Paper-Miss Lilly Drew.
6. Address-Licut. Coleman.
7. Remarks-Rev. A. A..
Adams.
Sergeant Wallace Lilly and COM
mander Tarlton Woods of the G.
A. r. deserve much credit, their
interest manifested by their arrang-
ing for the program.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16

White, in Auxvasse, Mo-, Jan.
18th, 1903, Mrs. Anna Smith,
aged ~ years 2, months and s days.
Her health has been on the decline
for some time and her death was not
unexpected. She united with the
Baptist church s years ago and was
faithful member It'll the time of
her death. She was united in
marriage to Mr.. ]. M. Smith in
1899. Her funeral services were
held at Pleasant Hill Baptist
church, of which she was member
and was conducted by Rev. J. w.
Sears of New London. Besides
a husband, Mrs. Smith leaves a
father, mother, 3 sisters, and Il
baby. In her last hours she told
her mother all was well and
there were no clouds between her
and heaven. The funeral services
were largely attended by relatives
and friends of the deceased.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
Suggested by Roosevelt.

Washington, January I2.-Wil-
liam H. Lewis, a colored man, has
been appointed an assistant United
States attorney for Boston. The
appointment was made by Henry
P. Moulton, the United States
attorney for the Boston district, but
it is understood that the select on
was made on the suggestion of
President Roosevelt. Mr.. Lewis
is a graduate of Amherst college
and Harvard law school and was
held in high regard by both the
students and faculty. He took a
high rank in his studies and was a
popular member of the football
squad. He is said to be LAWYER
of excellent attainments.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
To COIOnize Negroes.

Jefferson City, Mo-, January
ia joint resolution has been
received by Senator Walker, of
Boone county, with request to
introduce it in the senate, pro-
viding for the deportation of all
the negroes from the United States
and their colonization, something
after the methods pursued with the
Indians, except that the country to
which the colored people are
banished is to become one of the
United States, with it's own state
officers, elected from among the
negroes themselves. The resolu-
ton is signed by two residents of
Cedar City, in Galloway county,
just across the river from this city.
Senator Walker has not decided
what he will do with the document,
but may introduce it, with the ex-
planation that it is by request, for
the edification of the upper house.
The document itself shows that
it was not prepared by person of
much intelligence and if introduced
will probably serve only as a source
of fun for the members of the
legislature. 1t is in substance as
follows:
"Be it enacted by the forty
second general assembly of the
house of representatives and the
senate concurring in joint session
at Jefferson City, Mo-, be it
Resolved, That we as legisla-
tive body hereby resolve that it
would be to the best interest of all
mankind to colonize each and
every one of the African race
(negroes) from among the whites
in the United States. That wisdom
in the sight of God demands that
such move should be made for
the future happiness of all mankind.
In approximate numbers there are
about 100000 people of the
African race (negrocs) in the
United States. And we earnestly
ask our sisters states, each and every
one, to concur with us in this
move"
The resolution further provides
that the government shall provide
sufficient land for all negroes
colonized, which is another evil
dence of lack of intelligence as such
resolution could only be effective
ly passed by the United States con-
gress, and it is not at all likely that
any further notice will be given the
document.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
A Teachers Agency.

A teachers agency bureau is
being established in Columbia in
connection with the state university
library. 1t will doubtless prove
quite helpful to the teachers of this
state, as it is to be a means of
securing positions for teachers of
this and other states. The readers of
this paper will be furnished in
formation concerning the same and
full information concerning the
agency will be published later
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
Huntsville Items.

Rev. M. L. Clay passed through
the city this week and preached at
the Second Baptist church Wednes-
day evening.
Mrs. Georgia NJ. Robinson is
able to be out again.
Miss Dollie Walker and Mrs.
Clara Tolston, of Omaha, Ne
braska, are visiting their sister,
Mrs. Watkins.
The Professional World is only
81 per year, order it now.
DR.. ]. S. Pey has removed to
Moberly again.
The news of the death of Viii.
liam Moss, who recently moved
from here to Minneapolis, MINI.
was received last Wednesday. His
remains will be brought to Hunts
dale for interment, under the
direction of Harrison Lodge of X
of p. of which he was member.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
Thirteen Mistakes of Life to
Avoid.

Not to yield in immaterial
matters.
To endeavor to mold all disposi-
tions alike.
To look for perfection in ones
own actions.
To expect uniformity of opinion
in this world.
To measure the enjoyment of
others by our own.
TO expect to be able to under
stand everything.
To believe only what finite
minds can grasp.
To look for judgment and cx-
pericncc in youth.
Not to make allowances for the
infirmitics of others.
To consider everything inn
possible that we can not perform.
TO worry ourselves and others
with what can not be remedied.
Not to alleviate all that needs
alleviation as far as lies in our
power.
1t is a great mistake to set up our
own standard of right and wrong
and Judge people accordingly
Exchange.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
Schools and Teachers.

Miss Laura Douglass has re-
signed her position at Wentzvillc
to accept position at St. Charles.
The salary at St. Charles $50.
per month.
OF the 1904 teachers in the
public schools in Indiana, 1855 are
graduates of colleges and univer-
stes, I274 of state normal schools.
and II65 of private normal schools.
The number that have had no
training above the common schools
27IS.
There will be summer term at
Kansas university for the benefit of
those students who wish to shorten
the collegiate course, this being
the expedient, which Chancellor
Strong has resolved to adopt for
this purpose.
AT the mathematical convention
held at Columbia university during
the holidays DR.. A. b. Cole, of the
Missouri state university read a
paper on "Thc Invariant Theory
of the Convex in a Dimension
a Space" which was considered
very interesting. a great many
Western professors were. present at
the meetings.
The teachers of New York city
contemplate building a clubhouse,
and for that purpose a committee of
100 members o. the teachers as
sociation has been appointed to
interview the teachers and discover
just what the feeling of the
majority is in the matter and what
amount can be raised.
1t is an odd fact that in the
schools of Chicago there are fewer
pupils enrolled in the grammar
schools than in any other large
city, there being 43 pupils for each
teacher. In New York there are
so pupils enrolled for each teacher
in Philadelphia, So; in Boston, SO;
in Baltimore, 81; in St. Louis,
5S; in Cleveland, A; in Buffalo,
At; in San Francisco, AZ; and in
Cincinnati, 40. In Washington
the number runs as low as Al, while
in Milwaukee it is 40.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
Capital City Notes.

Mrs. Bette Hopkins is very i'll.
Mrs. M. E. Coins is on the sick
list.
Mrs. Edna w. Sears Hardin is
in st. Louis.
Miss Anna L. Williams is visit
ing her parents in Boone county.
Mrs. Henry Bolton is still on
the sick list.
Prof. J. w. Daniel has tempt
ing position as mail carrier for the
Missouri State Senate. Colored
men are not getting positions this
Legislature.
Mr.. Al Thomas is in the city.
Rev Coins has gone to Macon
City on business.
The Missouri Legislature is
down to business. 1t is feared.by
some of the friends of Lincoln
Institute that the present Legislature
may fail to make a liberal APP
preparation for the support of that
institution.
The ladies of charity were
around few days ago hunting
those that were in destitute con-
dition. We learned from them
that very few applications have
been made for assistance. From
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16

the way that fuel has been jumping
up in price we Judge that these
ladies' will have much to do in the
near future.
The boys have at last moved into
their new dormitory at Lincoln
Institute.
Many of the citizens of Jefferson
City want to know what has be-
come of the old soldier. They fear
he is sick or dead.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
All Over the Farm.

Profit is the excess of selling
price above the cost.
Good sheep will not remain good
long unless well cared for.
The value of good feed is won
derfully increased by close attention.
All bedding for hogs should be
dry or rheumatism directly results
from damp and filthy beds.
If sheep are kept III ilocks of not
more than fifty, they will do best.
especially if of the mutton breeds.
Disease always turks in filth.
This being true the cleaner the
stables and surroundings where the
stocE is kept the less liable they
are 20 disease.
Profits of sheep feeding depend
largely on continued good times.
Treble the number of sheep and
lambs have gone on feed compared
with last year.
The value of any kind of farm
stock is largely determined by its
feeding the first year of its life.
Breeding counts for much, but
good feeding can not be over
looked.
Make the bride fit. 1t is
gricvously wrong to torture Il horse
with Il hcadstall and bit that can
not be worn with degree of COM
fort. If the head and shoulders of
draft-animal are kept reasonably
comfortable the work can be done
with less strain.
Horses that are given water with
regularity fatten most readily.
They can be taught to take water
before breakfast, and this light
drink seems to be worth a great
deal TO them. In an effort to put
flesh upon an animal the water is as
big factor as the grain.
There is nothing so sweet, clean
and economical for the horses bed
as sawdust, where straw is too
expensive. Sawdust and tanbark
mixed, also make good bed.
Both are good absorbcnts and do
not injure land if lime is also
applied, but do not mix them.
They can be applied conveniently
for top dressing or plowcd in with
out difficulty.
Let the small, weak pigs of the
litter stay with their mother for
two weeks after the larger ones
are wcaned. The increased supply
of milk will make them grow very
rapidly, so that in a few weeks
they will often surpass the largest
and best of the litter. In this way
small weak pigs that would not pay
for their keeping can be made to
become large and thrifty hogs.
Calves or veal may be started on
whole milk, gradually shifted to
skim milk, and finished off with
whole milk for week or ten days,
to give them a smooth appearance
and improve their sale. In a
number of careful tests calves
gained one pound in weight from
ten to sixteen pounds of skim milk.
Marketing should be done at Il
month to six or eight weeks old.
From the Ladies Herald.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
AuxvaSSe Items.

Mrs. Nellie Dupee, after 10
days visit with her sister, Mrs. S.
M. Bradley, and friends, returned
to her home in St. Louis, accom-.
panied by her neice, Miss Nellie
Logan, of New Bloomfield.
DIED Smith-At the resi-
dence of her father, Mr.. Jake
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16

From the Fulton Gazette Co
lumbia, Fayette and Fulton are
each without an opera house, and
each is on the line of the proposed
electric railway. If the three
towns will build the road the opera
house questions will settle them
selves, for the increased population
of each town will justify the build
ing of theatres.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16

Mrs. Carrie Nation, who has
been raising money in the East to
establish home for drunkard's
wives, last week purchased the re-
sidence of S. n. Simpson in Kan
sas City, Kan. The price paid
was $7,5oo. Mrs. Nation will
spend several thousand in improv-
ing it.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16

The public schools in Switzer
land are operated by the govern
ment, and civil service rules are
strictly applied. The teachers, who
are mostly women, are very well
paid, and never discharged except
for cause. When they get SO old
they can not teach they are pen
stoned literally. The result is that
the country has an excellent corps
of educators.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
To Subscribers.

When your subscription expires
and you receive notice to that
effect and do not respond, your
paper will at once be discontinued.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16

On the Ist inst, Probate Judge
Thomas b. Crews (DD of st.
Louis city assumed the duties of the
office, succeeding Judge VIM. w.
Henderson, (R.) formerly of Co
lumbia.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
A Request.

We will consider it a great favor
if our readers will patronizc the
merchants whose advertisements
they see in this paper.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16

From the Mobcrly Democrat
The Missouri Press Association
will meet at Columbia January ~
and 23. The citizens of Columbia
know how to entertain and none
are more hospitable. The full
membership should be present. 1t
should also be business session.
Columbia is Il good place to meet
for there is not so much to divide
the attention of those in attendance,
as in ST. Louis. The members
must all be in favor of the best and
most effective educational facilities
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16

Do you know that horses cost
money, but the night mare often
comes to some people through a
piece of mince pie?
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16

In lis account of the Edward
Butler trial at Columbia, Lincoln
Stcffens, editor of McClures Maga-
zine, who was an eye witness to
the trial, refers in the following
manner to Judge Hockaday:
This Judge, John a. Hocka-
day, also, is a remarkable man, and
his conduct of the case so swift and
yet so deliberate, is enough to
make any American proud.
Il wish this judge were on the
supreme bench. You may have
good Judges there, too, but would
like to know that Judge Hockaday
was to pass finally on the soundness
of Mr.. Folks work"
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16

and should, therefore, be pleased
to know as much as possible about
the state institutions at Columbia.
We believe every editor in the
state would find it to his advantage
to belong to the association and
attend the meeting at Columbia.
No man can properly and intelli-
gently do his duty toward the in
stitutions there located unless he
has personal knowledge of these
fast growing educational properties.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-16
ALL AT AN END.
Tale Showing How One Can Jump at a
Conclusion and Miss il.

The young woman sat by the
window looking out drcamily
when her rcvcric was disturbed by
an elderly woman coming in.
ooh, " said the visitor, excuse
me, | didn't know you were
absorbed" "
Come in," responded the
dreamer, extending her hand; Il
am glad to see YOU"
But why are you so pensivei
You look as if your best friend
had died. What is the matter?"
The young woman drew her
handkerchief hastily across her eyes.
"Ah," she sighed, Harry ard
The older woman dropped her
hands in her lap in a helpless,
despairing fashion.
Don't tell me-" she Interrupted,
that you and Harry have quar-
relcd;"
The girl sighed again.
The end has come" she said,
ito all our moonlight walks, to the
tender wispcring beneath the trees,
to the boxes of sweets and the
baskets of flowers, to the sweet
nothings in the conservatory as the
dancers whirl in the ballroom, to the
verses he wrote me, to the rivalries
and jealousics of any sweetheart
davs, to the"
Say no more" exclaimed the
older woman, determined to set
matters right; what have YOU
two done? Tell me anything" "
The girl came over and laid her
head on the others shoulder.
I'VE were married this morning
at ten o'clock" she whispered, and
the older woman's hands fell help.
less once more. London Tid-Bits.
c. a. Albright, of Lamar, Mo-,
student in the engineering depart.
mcnt of the State University
broke the hyoid bone at the base OF
his tongue on the 9th, while prac
tising on the horizontal bar in the
gymnasium. There are only II
similar cases on record. Tn,
patient is in the Parker hospita
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-05-22
ABERDEEN LABOR ORGANIZED

On Tuesday evening at Maccabee
hall a meeting was held for the pur-
pose OF organizing the labor clement
Of ths city. The organization was
effected under the name of
Local Trades and Labor Assembly
OF Aberdeen. A preamble states
the object of organization TO be
to cultivate %fraternal feeling, ~toassist
in securing employment, to furnish
aid in case OF death, to assist needy
members, to reduce hours of labor
where excessive, and secure adequate
compensation for services. The mem
bership to start with is over fifty.
The following officers were chosen:
President-Geo. E. Lascelle.
Vice.president-E. A. Chamberlain
Secretary Samuel Loyett
Treasured. g. Mclaughlin
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-05-22
DislGated der Shoulder.

Mrs. Johanna soder.-olm, of Fer
gus Fails, Mimi, fell and ~dislocated
her shoulder. She had a surgeon get
it back in place as soon as possible,
but it was quite sore and panied her
very much. Her son mentioned that
he had see Cl1amberlain's Pain
Balm advertised for sprains and sore
ness, and she asked linn to buy her
4 bottle OF it, which he cid. 1t quick
ly relieved her aud enabled her to
sleep whica she had not done for
several days. The son was so much
pleased with the relief it gave lis
mother tlat lie since Recommended it
to many others. For sale by al
druggists.