The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-07-31

not real whether he have
to face rain defend himself
against cyclone with flowing :, s the
name and tail. What need in : y -
this country above everything prophecy that can be
counted weather prediction that farmer regulate
with or set hen by and that will inform the city resident when
give his parrot bath and when carry his front
in out of the night air.
The trouble with the many parts of the United States
that it entirely
the taste To-day have rising temperature accompanied by hot
winds and general profanity but may have anything
from shower of 4caber hastone heavy accompanied
by red flannel underwear and rheumatism.
We feel therefore, pride in setting down forecast for
next months weather which the public every
joint and which safely will trusting
allow the most skepca doubter of the reliability
weather pesentments caught out eight
the umbrella.
The August Vulcan perspirng blacksmith
standing the door Of lis shop holding % and Respondent
Aybrus that has bald and trying par enough put
hind shoe hotheaded horse that trying kick
skgh About the time Vulcan yapks his apron strings be-
gins his opinion Of the way things going great dis
throughout system At this time
look out for barns and other real estate which be flying through
the air agited frame of mind looking for place down
and become acquainted
During this period large weather will be used
Vegetation high collars and other necessities will be badly
lake and bangle line in the and catch large gamey blister
the back of his neck This condition will last of the
month"; when there will be drop temperature which will
general attention. especially from the hotels
This period will last until the afternoon of oh During the
the cold snap advise housewives throw an old
shawl pair of superannud overas the family geranu
and gooseberries Farmers will also do we'll uphoe
fxt with bed quilting they out of the their
wives it. would be we'll poutce garden and keep
the calves out of the cool Bed down the hens other brs
with lavish hand.
Promptly the 9th the hot spell will greatly improved in
both body and mind, and the temperature will continue to
|go higher and it will continue be harder man to
take joke with every passing day. During this period quant
of humidity will be consumed and
will pen easily and rapidly This period of will terminate on
something, and which will be accompanied bvvd lightning house
hold effects false hair residence properties qsng baby
g thunder, htchng posts hired first mortgages hail. camp
meetings hastack wooded choice building estate booms
hair switches and livestock that has rayed away from
great velocity. -
Persons who make investigation of the subject that
the 10th the atmosphere has turned much cooler out
your @arns however for this period enjoy but brief
On the 18TH there will rising On the 18th
there will be and bank robbery The be
clear with increasing heat and general oand peevsness On The
Goth there will be hosttes between man and
fly On the 2s there will be high Winds large
amount of profanity in the first degree > q,
On the ED the wind west the temperature will
climb about eight inches and the will begin feel like
he would enjoy whipping his wife 23d there
will increased torridy and balloon there
will be clear sky and peeptbe increase fist
fights On the 18TH there will be opeair picnic Texas which
! will wind up in cyclone s
The 10th will be continued with still snow
and on the 27 there will be general haw which continue
throughout the rest Of the beautiful and DELIGHT
h August with fan her hand and sponge head
leave the scene and make way for September with
and damp who oute
but doesn't much whether who keeps 10
ms end Of the BY whenever you say anything
! him.