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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
CA s ORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
s' Rsass the Of GezzZzzzsg
A FAIR WARNING.

Mark Tvnin's Interview With His
Future Father-in-IavF.
Mrs. Samuel Clemens was Miss Olivia
Langdon. For some years before she
met Mr.. Clemens she had been con-
fined to her bed with what was be-
lieved to be an incurable disease, but
she was at length miraculously re-
stored to health. The cure was the
sensation of Elmira, n. u. and young
Clemens, then a newspaper reporter,
vas sent there to interview Miss Lang
Con OH her recovery.
He obtained the interview for his
newspaper and brought back impress
SONS of more value to himself.
Miss Langdon'S parents were at first
strongly opposed to the young news
Taper man. and, for his part, his timid-
i:r, 50 it is sclcmnly said, stood in the
way Of tl!c progress of his suit. But
finally he screwed up courage to speak
- Mr.. LangdOn and one morning timid-
" entered his future father-in-law's
private office. where that man was
seated at work.
MIR. Langllon have you i noticed
anything 49, between your daughter -
and me-
Not shouted the Directing parent,
wheeling sharply around so as to get
full view of his visitor.
We'll" said the young man as he
turned to the door, ready for instant
fight. "if you-keep -sharp-lookout
--yolI-w.Ilr'
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
ne Kals and lpteuieepceE.
BEL AIR MD. JULY "a 1903.
lsatsssassav =.
JUDGED BY HER BOOK.
The Way Girls In the Zig Depart
nrcnt Stores Are Watched.

The Way Girls In the Zig DEPART
mcnt Stores Are Watched.
The girls in large department store,
says Frank Leslic's. are, as rule, care
fully watched not only in the store, but
out of it. The buyer of each depart
ment knows pretty we'll the habits OF
his sales ladies; knows how much it
costs them to live and how they spend
their evenings. 1t is easy for him to
get the information not merely through
the store detective, but in many other
ways.
The buyer is, as rule, tolerant
person, who cares only for two things
namely, that the girls deliver the
goods. e.. that they make big
"books"-and that they appear respect
able. If they stay out so late at night
that they do not reach the store prompt
ly in the morning they may be dis
charged, transferred from one depart
ment to another or merely not rise III
the way OF salary. depending on the de
gree of their misdemeanor. If the girls
book is unsatisfactory she is simply
discharged or transferred, anu no lt''-
son is given. but if she is wise she
knows the reason why.
IF, on the other hand, the girl Is n
good seller the buyer will excuse 4
great deal in the way of irreguiarity OF
habits. AS long as Il girl sticks closely
10 business she is allowed Il great deal
of freedom. but when her book be
gins to suffer it is time for her to "look
out"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
Poison In Young Rnttlexnakcs.

Observations on live rattlesnakes
show that the poison glands become
functionally active as soon as the
snakes begin to shift for themselves.
which must be very soon after birth.
Experiments on the young ones six
days after birth proved the presence
of venom III small quantities. Expert
ments made three months after birth
showed that considerable venom is Sc
creted, as pigeon inoculatcd ut this
time died in two hours with the usual
symptoms of chronic poisoning.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
The Norwegian Costume.

1t is ut church in Norway that the
national costume is best seen. In the
north the women wear short. dark
gowns. with fringcd hanlk2rchicfS
tied becomingly over their curly fair
hair. black ones for Iii" Inatrons and
white ones for maidcnS.
In the south the Oil Norwegian
dress is often WON. It consists of ii
short dark petticoat. with 4 stripe of
bright colors. Il full white blH;:>2. and
red bodice heavily embroidered.
willie on Sundays a quantity Of silver
pins and chains are added.
The headdresS varies according 10
the occasion and the wcarrr's social
condition. The girls wear iaunty red
caps, the married women Il Golf made
of many folds of starched white linen.
plated over a wooden frame, and 4
bride wears high metal crown, curl
ously chased and set with jewels.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
THE EAGLE HOTEL,
CHAS. A. MCCAIN. Proprietor.
BEL AIR, MD.

The undersigned has assumed charge
OF this old and well-known hotel and
proposes to cater to the travelling public
in the most approved manner. To those
who know the situation and advantages
of the "Old Eagle" no comment is ncces
sary. 1t is unsurpassed for its quiet,
beautiful and homclike attractions AS
a summer boarding place it is unexcelled
and its reputation as a stopping place
for commercial men and tourists will be
carefully nurtured. Everything will be
under the personal care of the proprietor,
and his ambition is to make the saying
true Once a customer, always custo-
mcr." Special terms for large parties on
application.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24

let
Bai
and south
Trains marked ttus rund daily
1885, SO2
Sundays l2S SO2
NJ, lis, 400, $50 11.35
Express for Wilmington Philadelphia and New York leave avre de
352 and 500
Isl
739, SAT 1854
633, p.
Peryvie 913 II 25
615 GAO Returning leave Port Deposit 64S 1884,
1909 Nj 1243 3.37, 1856 and $50 N
J. r. WOOD General Passenger Agent
J.. NIGeneral Manager
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
HOTEL RENNERT,
BALTIMORE, MD.
Int re Manageable IOOO.MiIe Refund Tickets.

Commencing June l 1903, interchangeable
1OOU-AIilc Refund Tickets will be placed on
sale, limited to one year from date OF issue
good only for transportation of the owner,
with usual free allowance of $50 pounds bag
gage, over any of the following lines:
BALTIMORE AND ONO RAILROAD. (Ectwccn
all points east of Ohio River and between
PittsburR and Kane. Also to and from points
on philadelphia and Reading Railway and
Central Railroad of New Jersey between
philadelphia and New York;
CHESAPEAKE AND ONO RAILWAY. EAST
of and including Huntingdon.)
DELAWARE, LACKAwASNA AND WESTERN
RAILROAD.
ERIE RAILROAD. EAST of and including
Jamestown and Suspension BridSe.D
LEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
These tickets will be sold at rate of $4,000
each subject to refund of 81 600 on surrender
of cover to Trunk Lines Mileage Ticket
Bureau, No. AZ Liberty Street, New York
at any time within eighteen monthsfrom date
of purchase.
This form OF ticket will be issued in defer
encc to icqucsts of numerous patrons of the
lines in interest desiring one ticket good over
several lines instead of having to provide
themselves as at present with a separate
ticket for each line they desire to
Agents at principal stations of the railroa ads
named above will have these tickets on sale
and give all further information regarding
them that may be required.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
An Odd SuDerstition,

On the eastern shore of Maryland
biliousness is cured by boring three
holes in carefully selected tree and
walking three times around it. saying,
"Go away. bilious" 1t is Il I1atter OF
utmost Importance whether the onh
who performs the spell walks with III"
sun or against the sun, but no one
knows which is the approved direction.
Exchange
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
To Avoid Telling Secrets.

A New York theatrical manager was
advising friend TO be cautious in an
undertaking he had in view.
You can't take too many precau-
TONS" he asserted. An ounce of pre-
vention,' as the copy book used to say,
is better than seven pounds of allo-
pathic, homeopathic or hydropathic
cure One Of the most contented men
| ever knew was the most cautious.
He was deaf and dumb, and he never
went to bed without putting on boxing
gloves"
Boxing gloves? What for?"
so that he wouldn't talk in his
Sleep"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
F. II. lglehart.
Have You Heard Of The Lions Mouth?

Golfers Weekly is conducting Il very novel
and interesting competition for its readers
each month. To enter the contest all one
has to do is 10 review the issues of Golfers
for the current month and answer the two
or three questions which are printed in each
issue. giving such opinion and such suggest
ions as will aid in improving the paper.
Golfers aims i'll this way to secure the as
sistancc of every one of its readers in making
the paper more to their liking Every reader.
in fact. bccC mes one OF the editors and has
his voice in building the greatest illustrated
journal of the age.
The first prize each month, awarded for
the most helpful suggestion, is $50 in cash.
with q second prize OF So in cash. and IS
other prizes of sets OF books, ranging i'll
value from So down TO 81, making in all
S::;29 of value given in prizes each month.
There are. in addition. cumulative cash prizes,
for those who win prizes in successive months
and a big cash prize of 81 900 for the most
valuable suggestions during 1908.
For the convenience of intending contest
ants who can not be promptly supplied by
pryvsdcalcrs. all the copies of Golfers for
the current month will he sent postpaid.
together with handsome proof of draw
ing by Charles Dana Gibson upon receipt of
10 cent in stamps addressed to The
Lions Mouth, Golfers Weekly, +3S West
18th Street, New York.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24

"Well, is married life all that it is
painted?" asked the girl.
Not quite" replied the bride, with
what her friend later declared she was
almost sure was sigh. We've been
married three months now. and during
that time Jack has spent but four even
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24

Come along" said MIR. Nupop. fresh
from his interview with the janitor.
We'll have to look at flats elsewhere"
But why can't we take this?" dc.
manded Mrs. Nupop. ITS like heaven
here. and
Not much it isn't, and that's the
trouble. They take children in heav-
en."-Philadelphia Press.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24

Molly-I was so cross at the party
last night. Kate Green had on a dress
exactly like mine.
Polly-Yes. but how it must have dis
gusted her to see you with Il dress like
hers. That ought to make you happy.
| should think.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
OF Real Interest.

Eyes: explained the whole theory oi
the new discovery TO my wife"
"And what did she say?"
"She said: George. can you remcm,
Der whom the Sourfeld girl married :
I've been trying all day TO think of his
name.' "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
SUNDAY TRAINS.


SUNDAY TRAINS.
Sunday trains leave Baltimore for Delta
and intermediate stations at $50 A. NJ
and 400 p. NJ, stopping at Bel Air at 0
A. M. and $50 P. NJ. They will leave
Delta for Baltimore and intermediate
stations at 6.55 A. NJ. and $50 p. NJ,
stopping at Bel Air at 7.55 A. NJ. and
40 P. NJ. An additional train will leave
Bel Air for Baltimore and intermediate
stations at $40 p. NJ, and Baltimore for
Bel Air at 10 90 p. NJ, arriving at Bel Air
at IL 20 P NJ. and Baltimore $50 p. NJ.
An additional train leaves Bel lair daily
except Saturday for Baltimore at 2.10
L. NJ. Arrives in Baltimore at 3.2OP.M.
Saturday leaves at $50 p. NJ. Train
leaves Baltimore daily at 1875 A. Nj.
for Bel Air and way stations. Saturday
only at 1.20 p. NJ.
CA. FIFER, General Passenger Agent
]. S. NORRIS, General Manager.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
Do You Enjoy
What You Eat ?

You can eat whatever and whenever you
like If you take Kodcl. By the use Of this
remedy disordered digestion and diseased
stomachs are so completely restored to
health, and the full performance of their
functions naturally. that such foods as would
tie one into a double bow-knot are eaten
without even "rumblng" and with posi-
tive pleasure and enjoyment. And what is
more-t these foods are assimilated and
transformed into the kind of nutriment that
Is appropriated by the blood and tissues.
Kodol is the only digestant or combination
Of digestants that will digest all classes OF
food. In addition TO this fact. II contains. in
assmilative form, the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties.
Kodol cures indigestion, dyspepsia and al
disorders arising therefrom.
Kodol Digests What You Eat
Makes the Stomach Sweet.
Bottles only. Regular size, ST 90. holding Nv times
the trial sizo, which sells for so cents.
PVsaassd bs q. o. DEWITT O co., ohlsass.ff'
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-24
TRAINS SOUTHWARK.

An additional train will leave Cardiff
for York and intermediate stations at
SIS M. Returning will leave York
at q 10 NJ
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23

The lemming (Myodes lemmus), OF
which a pair may now be seen. in the
Geological Society's small-mammal
house. has not been exhibited in the
menagerie for long time This crea-
ture. which occurs in Norway In far
greater numbers than any other ro-
dent, is remarkable for its peculiar
migratory habits. At certain times
vast swarms of them descend from the
mountains and. overcoming every OBJ
stacle on land and swimming rivers
and lakes, travel in a straight line
for the sea, into which they plunge
and are drowned. Closely related to
the voles, the lemming Is not unlike
small marmot in appearance. 1t fire.
quents swampy ground. but selects the
dry spots to make the shallow burrow
IL lives in. 1t is a curious fact that,
except when migrating, 1t shows rath-
er an aversion to water. The lem
ming is q courageous little creature
and evinces great excitement at the
sight of an intruder. squeaking and
grunting after the fashion of the
guinea pig. Its food consists of grass.
moss and all kinds Of roots. 1t is
probable that the extraordinary migra-
tions are brought about by scarcity
of football Mall Gazette.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23
A Careless Public.

The public is growing increasingly
careless. That seems the chief moral
Of the interesting report issued by the
Postmaster-G General of which we give
a full summary to-day. Twenty-Five
millions of letters could not be de-
livered during last year in Great Bril-
tain because the addresses were in
sufficient or wholly wanting. Three
hundred and twenty-four thousand
four hundred and three of these let
tiers contained property including
f1S.OO0 in coin and banknotes, and
ETA 900 in bills. checks, money, pos
tai orders, and stamps. One thousand
and one hundred and eighty-four
pounds in coin and f24,000 in paper
money we're found loose in the post
an extraordinary present to the ma
ton. Is the increase of a million
dead letters" simply an increase In
proportion to population. or Is 1t a
sign Of increasing hurry on the part
of all classes. The old days when a
check was always registered and was
committed to the post with certain
solemn etiquette are long past and
done with. We now think no more of
posting check or postal order than
Of sending a postcard. But It is clear
that we have carried this too far. 1T
would probably be wise piece Of
economy on the part of the public to
exercise a little more care.-London
Daily News.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23
AN IRISH BEAUTY.
Also Accomplished Musician-The
Three Best Society PianIsts.


Beauty belongs by right to the
Emerald Isle. For centuries past
from the days of the Cummings down
ward-the women of Ireland, both
gentle and simple. have been noted for
their charms and graces And the
reigning Lady Limerick fully main
tains the traditions of her race. She
was Miss May Burke Irwin, daughter
OF Mr.. Joseph Burke Irwin. of SteIleen
House. 'Drogheda. and married Lord
Limerick--then Lord Glentworth-in
1890. 1t is said that this was a case
OF love at first sight. and that as soon
as the young heir saw the lovely girl
he determined to make her his wife.
They married, and there are two chill
dren-a little Lord Glentworth, aged
s. and Lady Victoria Mary, a charm
ing child now 10 years old. The fam
lily place Is Dr0more Castle, Limerick,
and the young Countess spends much
Of her time in Ireland at her own
home or in Dublin Lady Limerick is
OF medium height. with dark. silky
hair. brilliant complexion. and lovely
eyes of deep violet color. shaded by
long dark eyelashes. Her features are
small and straight. of a somewhat
classical outline. In the evening she
often wears white. trimmed and gar
landed with her favorite shamrock,
and on her head high, round crown
OF diamonds, which shows to great ad-
vantage on her wealth of dusky
tresses Music Is one Of the chosen
occupations of her life. She is a bril-
liant pianist, composes well and has
studied in Paris under the guidance OF
Paderewsld. At one time she rented
a pretty apartment not far from the
Arc de Tiomphe and spent many hours
Of the day in diligent practice and IN
lessons from the famous professors.
During the visit of the late sovereign
to Ireland, Lady Limerick was asked
to play a solo on the piano. and was
warmly complimented on her perform
ance by Queen Victoria-herself a
musician and no mean judge OF music.
The three best society pianists of the
moment are Mrs. George CORVALLIS
West, Mrs. Clifford Cory and Lady
Limerick-the last perhaps first In her
mastery Of the instrument. Her sis
ter, Miss Burke Irwin. has also mus
zeal talent and is an accomplished vio-
linist.-Mainly About People.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23
al Pnrgative Pleasure.

If you ever took DeWitt's Little Early
Risers for biiousness or constipation you
know what purgative pleasure is.
These famous little pills cleanse the liver
and nd the system of all bile without
producing unpleasant effects. They do
not gripe, sicken or weaken, but give
tone and strength to the tissues and or
gans involved. w. III. Howell of Hous-
ton. Tex, says mo better pill can be
used than Little Early Risers for consti-
patton, sick headache. etc. Sold by
Feldmeyer Bros. City Drug Store. SIN
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23

An authentic instance OF a talking
canary Is given by a writer in the
Liverpool Post The bird is in the
possession Of resident in Blackburn,
and the correspondent points out that
although the bird never sings, yet he
can talk" as fiuently and distinctly
as any parrot. He reels or quite ar
ticulately sentence after sentence,
such as walter. fetch Polly pint OF
beer, and don't forget the change"
Pretty Polly, dressed in green. COM
ing home to see the Queen" and
"Polly's sick, run for the doctor
quick"
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23
WHAT is cATARRH ?
Hyomsi Cures this Common and Disagree
able Disease.


Hyomei cures catarrh by the simple
method of breathing it into the air
passages and lungs. 1t kills the germs
of catarrhal poison, heals and soothes
the irritated mucous membrane, en-
ters the blood with the oxygen and
kills the germs present there, effectu-
ally driving this disase from the sys-
tenn.
II you have any of the following
symptoms, catarrhal germs are at
work somewhere in the mucous mem
bronze of the nose, throat, bronchial
tubes or tissues of the lungs:
Offensive breath. dryness of the
nose, pain across the eyes, pain in
back of the head, pain in front of the
head, tendency to take cold, burning
pain in the throat, hawking to clear
the throat, pain in the chest, cough
stitch in side, losing Of flesh, variable
appetite, low spirited at times, raising
of frothy mucous, expectorating yell
low matter, difficulty in breathing
frequent sneezing, hushiness OF voice,
discharge from the nose, stoppage OF
the nose at night, aching of the body
droppings in the throat, mouth open
while sleeping, tickling back of the
palate, formation of crusts in the
nose, dryness of the throat in the
morning, loss of strength, spasms OF
coughing, cough short and hacking
cough worse nights and mornings,
loss in vital force, feeling of tight
ness across the upper part of the
chest.
Hyomei will cure the disease, and
these symptoms will disappear. This
is strong statement, but Feldmey-
err Brothers emphasize it by agreeing
to refund your money if Hyomei does
NOT Ql1ra
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23
SNAPSHOTS.
Fired from the Capitals Came

Fired from the Capitals Camera
The theatrical star doesn't always
staule
80 Grounds for divorce should not be
found in coffee.
1t doesn't necessarily take an athlete
10 be long winded.
No. Mary. dear; the plural of foot
bali is not feetball.
"A woman never forgives a man who
doesn't admire her.
ESrNow is.thetime to buy your FRUIT
JtRS cheap from WATSON * Co.
The married man who is known as a
good fellow is often bad husband.
The fellow who is looking for new
sensations might reform, just to see how
il feels
Some men are so fond of sympathy
that they actually glory in being the UNI
der dog.
. 1t isn't very pleasant to have the
tables turned on you, nor hose, either,
Tor that matter.
Shrinking and modest are words that
usually so together, but the shrinking
bathing suit IS not the modest one.
1t doesn't necessarily follow that be-
cause the wife of count is countess
the wife of Governor is governess.
Fight For Millions" entirely new
and with an unusually strong company
of talented artists will be the strong at
traction Al the Colonial Theatre. Satur.
day, Oct 10.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23

Mr.. william Mclaughlin. Of No. 542 South
Duke street Lancaster, Pa, says: II nrst
noticed my back give out when was let
ter carrier. l was constantly taxing coIu'
and II always settled In my back. en-
nloyed a doctor and took numerous kinds
IL medicine, but they availed me nothing.
When on the railroad the work made me
worse. The pain was sharp In the small OF
the back. and at night when In bed II was
terrible, and often had to get up on ac-
count of q urinary weakness. l sent my
daughter TO Hull 8 drug store ana got Doan
DAYS i felt better continued until was
an over my trouble, and could heartily rec"
ommend Doan's Kidney Pills to others
gists: SO cents per box Foster-Milburn Co..
Buffalo, n. \.
Doan's kidney pills for sale by all drug
eists: so cents per box. Foster-Milburn Co..
Buffalo. n. 7.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23
To CampOut.

a party Of young ladies and gentle
men. ohaperoned by Mrs Jos. S. M.
BASIL are preparing to camp out for ten
days at Boucher son the-Spa. In the
party Will be the Misses Feldmeyer, Miss
Francis Basil, Mrs. X V. Clayton, IT,.
Mr. Hugh Ridgely Riley and others.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23
Ibsen A Society Fad.

Reports from the box Office of the
colonial Theatre indie tie that one of the
largest and most fashionable audiences of
me season viii greet Alberta Gallatin and
heI associates when they present the
widely discussed play, Ibsen's Ghosts
on Sept. 5oth.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23
His Speciality.

Manager of Show-Have got w.
cancy for a giant? Why, youdon't look
ave feetl
Candidate--Yes, that's just IL. I'm
the smallest giant on record.-London
Tit-Bits.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23

A watch has been made entirely
of ivory by Henri Houriet, of Chaux-
le-Fonds, Switzerland. Works, hands
and case were all made out of an old
billiard ball. The watch keeps good
time.-N. Y. Sun.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23

Taking the brain as the criterion
Prof. Wilder. of Cornell, finds that
the ourang-outang ranks next TO
man and not the gorilla, as hereto
fore taught.-Nature.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23
The Ideal Hnabnna.

She-Gertrude says she will never
marry until she finds her ideal.
He-What is her ideal?
"Oh, any man who will ask her.
Kansas City Journal.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-23
Will Attend Bankers Outing.

Mr. J. Writ Randall. president of the
Farmers National Bank. and Mrs. Ran
dall will attend the outing of the Mary
and bankers this week, on a bay line
steamer between Baltimore and Old Point
he business meeting will be held on
the boat