Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-08-28

roun an gossips an sleeps an then
wakes up when sum Teller ses it's time
too vote. 'awl favur NV this bill ses the
man in the cheer, ''let ii be moan by
sayin 'i'. an then they SEES "i' an then
he ses awl posed mo" AN sum Teller
ses "no' jes too be contrary an the
IN IN in the cheer SEES SEES he hits past
an then that's law? an then thew awl
goes too sleep agin an they
goes out an rites sum more things what
they wants too Ice laws an they comes
in agin an the man i'm the cheer SEES SEES
he We'll now vote and the fellers
what wants the bills past goes round
an punches them AN SEES wake up ses
they AN vote an sum Teller wakes up
AN yawns an SEES i aint goin too vote
an the Teller what wants the bill past
he SEES 50 yes you is, youse sleep, cum
out an less have Tom IN Jerry. an
the other fellers ses now you're torkin.
moro sumthin bout that an they goes
cut an gifts it an they doant haf too 20
FUR heather, an then he Gums back an
ses ii" jis like he wus the only munky
in the hole cage" Miss Sallie SEES sorter
sarkastid like.
IAN what dus them laws what them
Tom an Jerry fellers make haT too do
with our skule out here?" asst her caus
wus gittin intr,lsted.
wy she SEES "they leck men in
every county too see that them laws is
carried OUT SEES she IAN theys rale per-
ticker bout it when it Gums too poIe
skule teechers an sick like" ses she
sorter skornfully "they makes what is
moan as n gran stan play outen them"
"Wats that?' asst her
ivy she SEES, scs she playing too
the gallery"
ian what's that" keep on astim.
ivy its thiser way: them there Of
iisers goes roun too the high men an
the big wigs NV the county an ses ses
they Bill or whatever happens too he
the big wigs name 'youse a nice man
an gifts nifty COOL dinner when
stops ut yorc house an your articel OF
ANA's is the brs ON the pike an fer
SIGH fcllers as you these laws is all
foolishness an you doant medium
Bill lemme hav 10 dollars fur day or
two ses he zif he'd lis thought NV it
hut ses he as he foals up the Y anputs
l. IN his wallet long with sum luther KS
what hecs begiled frum luther prom
inent siterZens' wese got too make a
show soes too keep down the plane
people an whenever sees ennv nv
them not actin cordin too Hoil i'm coin
too givum the Dickens AN then he
lais an slaps Bill on the shol,ler an ses
ses ne les have anuther' I'M they both
lafe an takes scvrul."
Miss Sallie pawsed here an starred
intoo the fire an then she looked like
she wus gittin mad an she KEEP on git
tin madder an madden an afterwhile
she bust out an ses SEES she:
ivy Tommy hear it is goes too
skule an works hard an dus my duty
an nose the chillun likes me an likes
too GO too skule an their parents likes
me an the chillun wood be there every
day if they could git there Lut Tommy
! them little fcllers cant cum. wy there's
ten NV my pupils SEES she "what amt
moren six years ole, an nv coarse they
cant cum awl the time an then there's
so menny NV the big boys what has too
stay at home so menny daze an help
wurk an so mcnny NV the gurls has
too stay at home an help their mammvs
wash an irun an sich-how kin keen
up my avrig under the surkumstanses?'
she ses
81 doannom" scs "lessn they'd fix up
the roads
That's hit Tommy; if they'd fix up
the roads SOS they Good cum it woodnt
emo huble too keep up the avrig."