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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
-What's the matter With himY"

whats the matter with him7"
eyes, but not love; and she told him,
with only pity in her tones, that the
man she loved was dead and her
heart was buried with him.
Later he learned the story that lay
behind her words, and saw more hope
In 1t for himself than she had given
aim, for surely his living love of her
would. In due time, win her away from
the memory OF a dead rival. He
would not take her answer then. but
begged her to think of all 1t must
mean to him. and let him ask her Tor
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
She Carried the Argument.

do you mean to tell me-" he said
to the little wife at the breakfast ia.
BILE. that you really believe in per,
sonal devil?"
Eyes, dear" was the confident re.
ply, I've always had supreme faith
In you'll"
And then he said he'd better be 60
Ing, for he was ten minutes late any.
how.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
The Appropriate Brand.

Hurried Customer want some
cigars quick. I'm going bicycle rid.
ing.
Puzzled Dealer-Well, does that re-
quire a special kind of smoking7
Hurried Customer-Sure! Give me
some Wheeling stogies.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
None Loose Like II.

Mrs. O'Hagan-Come, Terence-trut
an honor, now; have We ever seen
another like my baby?
Uncle Terence (grumpy)--Sure,
Mary Ann, an can't reminder, not
having been to a museum or q side
show this twinty years.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
The Kitchen Wrecker.

Growler-I don't like that new SER
want. She makes so many bad breaks
waiting on the table.
Mrs. Growler-Why, she's q saw
ings bank. You ought to see the
breaks the cook makes!-Baltimor
American.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Then He Left.

Eyes. I'm disappointed in these
Shoes" said Borem. IT'S funny now
adays how ones things wear out be-
fore one knows IT,"
YES" replied Miss Tyre. suppress
ing yawn, especially ones well
come."-Catholic Standard and Times
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
The Retort EnvIous.

II never lose a client" asserted the
lawyer.
Il suppose not" returned the en-.
vious neighbor. when you get a
man who is in trouble you steer him
from one scrape to another SO that
he has no chance to break away"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
The Kindly Sinners.
10 only Kindly sinners

II only kindly sinners
Could rule this worlds AFFAIRS,
Wed sit at better dinners
And spend less time In prayers;
And at LIES sparkling banquet
Wed drown corroding cares.
II only kindly sinners
Could rule this worlds affairs.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Started vounq.

Dank-Yes; Gruber is the wealth.
lest real estate owner In this section
Of the country. He started early.
Blash-So?
Dank-Yep. As boy he accumu.
lated real estate--in his ears.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Safety In Numbers.

Brannigan-Come home an teck
supper wild me, Flanagan.
Flannigan-Shure. it's past yer sup.
per time now. Yer wife'll be mad as
halter.
Brannigan-That's test it; she can.
lick the two of us.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Indications.

81 shouldn't be surprised II Josh
was goin to be great inventor or
somethin'," said Farmer Corntossel.
What signs has he shown" In
quired his wife.
Il had a long talk with him last
night. That boy kin make you believp
more things that amt 30 than any.
body I ever saw"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
The One to Please.

Citiman--You're expecting some
thing out at your house, aren't you?
Subbubs-Yes; and we're hoping
and praying It'll be a girl.
Citiman-That so?
Subbubs--Yes; the servant girl says
she doesn't like boy babies.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Full Stock.

"You say your brother began bust
ness from an incident that occurred
on a railroad train?"
Eyes; he collected all the STUFF tho
train boy put on his seat, jumped 81
and started fruit store and news
stand"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
The Hobo's Philosophy.

Il don't suppose dere is any real
happiness" said Wandering Mike
Wouldn't you be happy II you was
rich?" asked Flooding Pete.
II dunno. Dis way I allus has an
appetite. II was rich I might be
one o desc folks dat has to play golf
to git up courage enough to eat bowl
O. mush an milk"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Worat Ever.

Hear about the terrible afiliction
that befell our friend Blank last
night?" asked Enpeck. as he boarded
o downtown car.
mo" said Meeker, what was lit"
MY wife eloped with him." replied
Enpeck, with a suppressed chuckle.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
The Other Kind of Lie.

Mr.. Bixby-Have you noticed how
much better rest after a days fish.
ing?
Mrs. Bixby-No, but I've noticed
how much easier you lie after a days
fishing than upon other days.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Ingenuity.

81 hear that the bagpiper's lungs
failed him. suppose he had to stop
playing"
mo, he goes around playing the
oagpipe with a bicycle pump"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Those Teil-Tale eyes.

Mrs. Jagg-My husbands eyes in
the morning are an open volume to
ne.
Mrs. Swagg-How do you mean?
Mrs. Jagg-Tney are d-Comfort.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Sund cred.

Tom-Have Maud and Ethel guar
relied! don't see them together
lately.
Doily-No, but Maud's new gown
is lavender and Ethel's new gown -
blue.-Someryille Journal.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Not CHARGED.

PARDON me-" said the smiling Gus
toner, but Is this mineral water
charged?"
Not any" replied the fair girl al
the counter; you pay the CASHIER
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Handlcapned.

Madge-How is it you're not going
out yachting with Charlie again?
Dolly-lt took both his hands to
manage the boat-Smart Set.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
A Great Truth.

0Tedt ITUtH.
What We need in politics
Eyes"
"As I was saying. what we need In
politics is"
"Wen?"
us less politics"
Fact! You're right!"-Chicago
Post.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
His indifference.

Hes rather an indifferent charac.
ter. that fellow Lushman. isn't he?"
That's SO. He's forever saying, I
don't care II do"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-08-01
Up-to-Oate.

What does the college degree of
B. A. signify?" asked the pretty girl.
Boss Athletic" promptly answered
the strenuous sophomore.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09

FOR RENT-Ofice room on grouno floor a
Rock Island house
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
Modest Lille jane Port.

One of the richest children in Eng
land today is Il little maid of nine sum
mers called Jane Port, who by the &c
centric will of an old man lately came
into the whole of his fortune, which it
is estimated will amount to $4,0O0O00
by the time she has attained her TWEEN
ty-first year.
The little heiress lives with her moth
er and sister in quite Il small way ut
Richmond and is as simple and lOvable
a child as you could wish to meet.
When asked whether she would like
to live in big house, with lots of serv-
ants and horses and carriages and have
beautiful dresses and jewels when she
grew up, fancy replied:
mo. l want to live in the country
and grow lots of flowers and vegeta-
bles so that 1 can send them to hospi-
tails" adding, but l should like a BIZ
cycle"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
Master,s Sale.
State of Illinois.

sf R6eS 81 I5 IL5inGi county. sss
In the circuit court of said county in
chancery.
Jennie Nj. Scott VS.. Mary A Goode Ethe!
Goode, Lester Goode. Raymond Goode and
Albert f. simmons. administrator of the
estate of Daniel Goode, deceased. Fore
closure No. 51S6
Notice is hereby gwen that by virtue OF a
decree of said court, entered ia the above
entitled cause on the teuth day of October,
A ID. 1903 L shall. on Saturday the CAST
daY OF November. A. d. 1908 at the hour OF =
o CLOCK in the afternoon, at the east door OF
the court house in the city of Rock Island
IN said county of Rock Island, to satisfy said
decree sell at public vendue, to the highest
bidder for cash in haDd,those certain parcels
of land situated in the county of Rock Island
and state of Illinois, known and described as
follows to-wit.
Block tnirtY-two (32) consisting of FIVE lots;
the north half "a of block seventy seven
CD consisting of ten Q0l lots; all of block
sixty 900 consisting or eight lots; the north
half CS<) of block one hundred and six QO6)
containing six I6) lots; the south half 90
of block fifty-nine (59l containing i've 90
lots; The north half % of BLOCK seventy
eight (7S) containing five (5l lots; all of said
blocks and lots being located in the north
west quarter (a) of section twenty seven
CD township seventeen CD north. range
three (3) west of the fourth (4tf) principal
meridian, in the village of Andalusia
Dated at Moline, illinois, TINS 30In day Of
October, a. ID. 1908
WALTER ]. ENTRIKIN,
Master in Chancery, Rock Island county, Ill.
ADAIR PLEASANTS, CompIt's Sol'r.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
FOR THE CHILDREN

Lincoln and the Drummer BOY.
In the spring of 1864 Colonel Fox
stopped few days in Washington
with his regiment, the Twenty-seventh
Michigan on his way to join the Army
of the Potomac. While there he called
on President Lincoln, who received
him kindly and invited him and the
officers of Ills regiment to attend re-
ception at the White House that even
ing, an invitation which was joyfuIly
accepted.
When they arrived at the historical
mansion the colonel introduced his Of
ficers to the president, who greeted
them warmly. But when the colonel
paused with the last one Lincoln said:
"Why, colonel, you've overlooked one
of your soldiers"'
The colonel did not understand; but,
following the direction of the presi-
dents gaze, he saw, slowing himself
away in an obscure corner where he
hoped not to be noticed, his regimental
drummer boy, who had stolen along
behind his superiors.
And what did the great president do
but walk over to the boy and take his
hand, saying:
my name is Abraham Lincoln.
What is yours?"
He talked to the surprised and de-
lighted lad until he put him entirely at
his ease. Whether that drummer boy
is still living or not is not known, but
If he is he has not forgotten that incl
dent.-Detroit Free Press.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
The Watchman.

To play the game of Waterman have
q sheet or screen so placed that shad-
ows may be cast upon it. Facing it
have one of the players sitting in such
Il position that he can see only the
screen, not anything that is going on
behind him. This player is called 1.-The
Waterman" Now behind the watch
man and at such a distance that there
is space for a person to walk between
the Waterman and the light place a
candle.
The object of the game is for the
Waterman to guess from the shadows
cast who is passing behind him.
The players, going one by one, may
disguise themselves by limping, bow
ing the head or wearing a hat, but
generally the Waterman, if he is dis
corning, may detect the player by some
popularity. For every one he guesses
correctly a forfeit must be paid by the
one discovered.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

WANTED-A cashiers desk, six feet long.
Argus ONCE.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09

~-~~>~<~~~~-~~>~>~>><~~>~
FOR RENT-A 4room cottage. Inquire { f
J. SeaTle, Mitchell Lynde building
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
Admlnlstrator,s Notice.


Estate of Claus D. Einfeldt, deceased.
The undersigned having been appointed
administrator with the win annexed of the
estate of Claus D. Einfeldt, late of the
county of Rock Island, state of Illinois,
deceased, hereby gives notice that il
will appear before the county court
OF Rock Island county at the county court
room, in the city of Rock Island. at the
j auuary. 1904. term. on the first Monday in
January next,at which'time all persons nav
ing claims against said estate are notified
and reques ted to attend for the purpose of
having the same adjusted.
All persons indebted to said estate are re.
quested to make immediate payment TO the
undersigned.
Dated this 10th day of October. A D., 1908
CENTRAL TRUST AND SAVINGS BANK.
Administrator with the Will annexed.
MARION L. SWEENEY, Attorney.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
Weight
Height
A Smart jump.

To remove an egg from one wine
glass to another without touching Ell
Their the egg or the glasses place two
wineglasses touching each other in a
direct line from you, and in the one
nearer to you must be placed an egg,
with its smaller end downward Then
blow with the mouth suddenly, sharp
ly and strongly against the side of the
egg. but in a downward direction,
when the egg will be lifted up and,
falling over, will lodge in the other
glass.-American Boy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09

TRAINS LEAVE. ARRIVI.
9e0rIa Springfield, 81. L
Indianapolis. Cincinnati. $50 am ESQ pm
p sOriA Express ...-.......-l 1870 pm
z soriA, ndi2n0pols, Gin
cinDRsi Hloomtng ton.... ltll:th am
Snerrard Accom-. ....,. i9:45 ami 1915 am
c aDIe Il Sherrsrc Accom-. II 45 PM t3:45 pm
&Ar-lgal 4Departare tDEny. except Sun
iSy. Phone West 1903. West 1923.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
EXECUTORS Notice.
Estate of DeIia brennan. deceased.

ESTATE OF UcIId bICuudut UCLCd8CNs
The undersigned having been appointed
executrix of the last will and Testament of
Della Brennan. late of the county OF Rock
island state of Illinois. deceased, here
bv gives notice that she will appear be-
fore the county court of Rock Island county
at the county court room. in the city OF Rock
Island. at the January term. on the first
Monday in January next. at which time
all persons having claims against said es-
tate are notified and requested to attend
for the purpose of having the same adjusted.
All persons Indebted to said estate are re-
undersigned.
Dated this 27th day of October, A. d. 1903.
FANNIE BRENNAN, ExecutTix.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
Awful.


There is little maiden
Who has an awful time;
She has to hurry awfully
To get to school at nine.
She has an awful teacher;
Her tasks are awful hard;
Her pIaymates all are awful rough
When playing in the yard.
She has an awful kitty
Who often shows her claws:
dog who jumps upon her dress
With awful muddy paws.
She has a baby sister
With an awful little nose,
With awful cunning dimples
And such awful little toes.
She has two little brothers.
And they are awful boys;
With their awful drums and trumpets
They make an awful noise.
Do come, ] pray thee, common sense,
Come and this maid defend,
Or else fear her awful life
VIII have an awful end.
-Toronto Globe.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
Notice of Final settlement.
tie OF johanna Byrnes, deceased.

uCOCdSNus
Public notice is hereby given that the IN
derSigned. Katie ByrneS, administrator of
said estate has this day tiled her fiual report
and settlement as such in the county court
of Rock Island county, and hearing on said
report has been set for November IL, 1903,
at Q o., lock a. IN at which time persons in
terested may appear and make objections
thereto and il no objections are filed, said
report will be approved at that time, and
the undersigned will ask for an order of dis.
tribution and will also ask TO be discharged.
Rock Island. ILL.,. Oct, 80 1903.
KATIE BYRNES, Administrative.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
aRAIN Ann PRoHIsIONs.


a. j. TOHER & CO.-BrokerS, Davenport.
Stocks, grain, provisions, cotton. Prtvale
wire to New York and Chicago. Offices
100 Main street. Telephone 407.
GEORGE II. SIDWELL & CO-Commission
merchants. Grain, hay and provisions.
Members OF the Chicago board of trade
and Chicago Stock exchange. Established
Is years. No. 542 and 543 Rialto building
Long distance phone. Harrison 2666.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
OLAIRYOYANT.

MADAM ST. MARIE-Palmist and clairvoy-
ant, has recovered from her long ill
ness and will resume her work. Tells
you the past, present and future
correctly. Tells you everything per
tanning to business, marriage, divorce,
love affairs, sickness, death, accidents and
everything of interest. One call will
prove her wonderful accuracy. once
hours from ] to 10 p. m. 705 Fourth ave-
nue. Take the Blue line.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
The COAT MILITARY.
BeIligerent Aspect of the Fashion
able Fail WRAP.

BeIligerent Aspect of the Fashion
able FAN Wrap.
War and rumors of war may be
pending with regard to the eastern
situation, but in the feminine domain
of modes the question has been set
tied, and the ladies are to don the
trappings of Mars. The shot that is
heard round the world has been fred,
and the Partisan ateliers are busy
turning out military effects in cos
tunes, hats and coats.
The military coat sketched is a de-
lightful illustration of the belligerent
aspect in the sartorial kingdom.
This unique effect is carried out in
cadet cloth of dark and light shade,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09

the darker tone lining the long cape
and making the sleeve and narrow
vest. The entire body of the coat and
cavalier cuffs are of the light cadet
cloth.
Large white metal buttons ornament
this stunning wrap, and when worn by
a woman who carries herself well it is
extremely chic
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09

and chattels on household
goods, horses, cattle, buggieS, wagons,
pianos. etc. without removal. Very rea-
sonable and quick. Do not get loan
fence positively can save you money. I
also loan money on watches, diamonds,
jewelry, hardware. musical instruments,
bicycle s, clothing silks, in fact any article
largest, CleaneSt, neateSt and best kept
second hand stores in the whole state of
Illinois, l am always ready to buy your
goods Now don't think because you have
a swell lot of furniture that they are too
nice for me, for 1 am a second hand
pay more and sell for less than anyone in
the business. Give me a chance and will
prove IL to you, so 1 cordially invite one
and all to call and get acquainted. Fur
your goods for small commission, or stor e
them for you. Then again. will pay good
round price tor old gold and silver, old
coins, will also pay cash for good gentle
mems second hand clothing or ladies'
silks. feathers. furs. books, etc. Yes, I
will buy, sell or trade any old thing. Look
for large sign on store. Open every eve
ming until O'Clock; Saturdays, 10 o'clock.
All business strictly private and couhden-
tial This is my number, 1923 Second ave
nue.. Rock Island, III. Always few good
bargains in diamonds, as we make a spe-
cialty of the diamond business. See here,
now, everybody knows where The Argus
office is in Rock Island. Well, am directly
across the street. j. JONES.
SPECIAL-Just because you live in Dav-
export or Moline doesn't signify anything.
Now, how long does it take you to step to a
telephone? I wish 1 could make a dollar
or two every time went to the phone
that would be good enough Tor me. Jones'
second hand old phone is 81 union. 1923
Second avenue. Also short loans on real
estate and houses for rent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
MISCELLANEOUS.

- - 49,
perience places us in position to give you
valuable Information along lines that will
assure you success Ask for free letters
of Information and bulletin of daily papers
that pay. We also start responsible par
ties in the mail order and agency supply
business. Lord & Carver. Racine. Wis.
IF YOU WANT to BUY, sell. trade or rent
anything, engage helpor secure a situation
the Mail Is the one paper in Moline that can
do it for you. NAH wants are popular and
80 go fs 9ba S5,-ice ~ m .i;Irl - ~ ~
advance. 2-cent stamps will do Evening
and Saturday Mail. Moline Ill
Or. G. R. RAYMONO'S Monthly Regulator
has brought happiness to hundreds of anx-
ious women; no pain. no danger, no inter-
ference with work; relief guaranteed 3 to
days; have never had single failures all
letters truthfully and conhdenttally ans
wered. Price e. by m all. Obtained only
at Behlke's Pharmacy. AL State street, Chi
cago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
Two story Elephant.

Willie, aged six, accompanied his ia
Their to the circus one day, and among
the many strange things he saw was
one elephant standing on the back of
another.
"Oh, look pa he exclaimed. There
is a two story elephant!'
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

FOR SALE-A medium sized grocery stock
centrally located, good city trade, splen-
did farm Il ade and good will goes with
the business Can rent store for term of
years. Reason for selling and terms can
be secured at rooms and Masonic Tenn
pie r. J.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
Are You Up TO the Mark, Boyss

The following is a table of the aver
age height and weight of males of the
age of fifteen to twenty four, based on
the analyses of a. 62 accepted appli-
cants for life insurance as reported to
the Association of Life Insurance Med
ical Directors:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
Forever s,rrvYaars

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for children teething. 1t
soothes the child, softens the gums,
allays all pain, cures wind collie, and
is the best remedy for diarrhoea. rs
cents bottle
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
ElOUCATIONAL

~~~~~~~~-~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~0-
AUGUSTANA COL.LEGE-Business depart
ment. A thorough business training given
Tor entry into commercial life. Terms
VILLA DE CHANTAL-A home school for
girls conducted by the Sisters of the Visi-
tation. Rudimentary and higher branches
and all polite accomplishments taught.
twentieth street and Fifteenth avenue.
Rock Islaud.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
EXPRESS, STORAGE. BUS AND CAB.

ROBES TRANS FER CO., 100 West Seven
teenth street. Old phone 1887, New phone
515S. New storage building. Express, bag
gage. bus and cab calls answered day or
night.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
PERSONAL.

~S-~~~@>~~c~~~~~~-~-~-~
MANS BEST FRIEND-Dr Mutter's quick
Cure for Lost Manhood. Acts Immediately.
Vt does the business" Sample free.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
AIR DEoORATION.

PARDON & SON-Artistfc interior decora-
ton. Finest line of late paper carried and
skilled workmen employed. Moderate
prices, All Seventeenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
FUEL.

sale and retail dealers in bituminous and
anthracite coal. Prompt delivery service.
1890.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
ELECTRICAL.

w. A. ROBB s. CO.-Au kinds of electrical
construction. Estimates furnished and
service prompt and reliable. Fine line of
eeuth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-11-09
BOND TO REFUND MONEY
T. II. Thomas Takes All Risk of Mi-O-na
Curing Dyspepsia and building
! Up Flesh.

+ 1T is an easy thing for medicine to
be advertised as guaranteeing cure,
money refunded, etc, or have the
druggist say, We'll, yes, if it does not
help, we will return your money"
but if the, medicine does not give sat
isfactiOn and the customer goes back
to the dealer, the probability is that
he has forgotten what he said and
there is a question about making the
refund.
L. II. Thomas in very business like
way overcomes this trouble in a clear
and definite manner, by giving the
following bond with every package of
Mi-o-na that he sells:
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