Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-05-02
COPYRIGHT. 1908.


has greater fund of general in
formaon at MS emu anu
80 80 clothes greater length Of time
than extant He profound dig
nifty and chewing He is the perfect amalga
nation of philosophy and oed linen the world and he knows
Shakespeare and the time schedule every freight the
try by heart
The tourist printer has social status that is unstable his
high linen collar after he has slept about eight weeks lie IS
gentleman and oucast Given OF shoes that
sizes big for him. pair Of pants that discarded by
twice his vest that tight to button Al
bert visited
around his drinks and he be-
polished proud Lord Chesterfield and
profound logical and weghy United States high
graduate He feels equally home standing the bumpers
through freight and drinking in the beauteous scenery seated
of influential newspaper with his feet cooked up
table his chair back with of con-
superiority cooks his frugal meal of
kidnapped chicken along leeward side of railroad
track and the day he discusses literature politics. social
economy religion and pugism the dinner table of weo-do
boarding house But where he the printer al
ways the wealth OF knowledge the fund of hui
the of dignity and the shirt Between the mem
the profession the friendship and affection exists
The following letter characteristic and printed herewith for the
first time in any language
Onion Center, u S. A-To the Honorable William Glad
Hicks Portable Printer En- Tour and Typo Penpoeniary
Dear Bill: writing this epe that its proud
head in of hveacre onion orchard have not
been appraised of its and lawful but it isn't Onion
should be, for has coming arrived here week
ago and working large and influential printing office that
going vale when get ready to cash
The editor the who whipped the whole south
ern army Bill put the conederacy He has acknow
edged times since have been in his midst
other soldiers have been hanging around but
he the who turned the
tide Stories Bill until feel like that picture
called The Spirit of TO- Yesterday setting matter for the
paper and he was admitting how he certain battle He
got excited that set up the following:
"Marred-Mr Josh Hawkins and Miss Sarah Doolttle. It
was great society event. dead and wounded being
simply appalling The couple entered the parlor amid perfect
of bullets and effort made to capture the
dead Upon taking their places before the altar the bride
was given away by father who heerd loudly and waved his
old canteen throughout the mmedi
ay after the exercises the officiating minister was carried to the
rear strecher, where his wounds attended The
orooms Youngest acted but
trenches finally snapped off for army mule and
O harness..
To-day the office and in reckless moment,
handed editor IS subscription The editor then
went out and became perfect spendthr1ft
couple of hours he returned with his mind in
less of condition. his through the roof Of his hat
I'D to elbow the top buttohoe OF his buoned to the
TOP button vest his nece hanging back his right
shoulder good luck and the light another glorious victory
his eye.
"Then he sat down on box and fought the battle of
tvsburg till smoke and hear the bands play
GO" guess will stay here the rest of the unless get
govt political appointment Saturday to draw
* cents tonsorial hospital Can't
that time and help make nebrlate of myself don't
know Just how you get here don't know where
came in private they had forgotten put windows
the had gotten about far from the haun
possible apparently they stopped at fresa siding to
give passengers Then the conductor opened the
and told he thought had reached
told him thought too 1t always to be
iova the conductor when he stands the door with
coupngpn in his hand you have to crawl out apast him.
Well hoping that eating regularly and that will write
the first time find stamp lying around am yours in the name