Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-18
The District scboo,

"nen the fall season onen,
principal of the District s OpenY
eo the years work into eleven
and asked that the head V os
partment should put into ve,
nrst lesson of the year, Tn W.
was very interesting, and wa =
to reproduce it for the any, We !"
instruction of our MANY ron1
CLASS /.
AN MT head or Ma / "HI.
Dn iearn the Alphabet to cav
Ky nv Y 7 1t takes the cley@S" :,
~ ~ one who is little WV Il
that when rccitcd tn,.
I ne AiphaDets dirty thronab 49,,
,ut lahe this Q, the Alpb91,a." az"
"a I1ely th9rough cleaning wiIl o..
Y viii UUUU SapoIio WI" get
'of 1t nnds dirt an EZ foe
The Proof.
abe d efgh jklmnopo y
ALASS H.
. PROPER enough, no dnN M :.
!, you spelled Cleanliness" S wit3'
Bnt a better way to spell II Win WIN
Just 5 A-p-O-I~iIo" Aha
FOR That famed SOAP doth ,rou
ana leads to Cleanliness 60 " Uan
nat all pronounce the two t %eH
identical meaning thouph di 1Te "
CLASS III.
THE short word REAniVG TO-
said, Il WIS
VIII prove we GAIN by all wo,..
Bht READING is such = voT Iv W
us merits in no EAR in INV
TOT ne on Earnings rood mr..
VINO rails to RIDE that gontIa
III Just point out one hanIv r',
lou IL always find there is 4 DAY
herever there's SAPOLI0
ana SO for water need moi 60,
Each combination has tho son,
the word READING. "IS I'''i ne
the same letters as SAPOLIo' Ivy
CLASS Nv.
- PUNCTUATION
WHEN you have put coal on +, ~
ternaps you, too, flame I'd with f.
ana with an exclamation MARI
our hands are now a shade foo
put then may come a q happv n.
" wonders which that soan has
whose widespread use through y
long,
Beyond all question marks (??9A
so you ditto c0 the course Won a
And make a dash y for SAPOfi
CLASS v.
ARITHMETIC.
TO MULTIPLY your pleasure eocb
SUBTRACT all dirt that comes I'd
But to do this, you ought 70 Eno
You first must ADD SapoIio,
Which will DIVIDE by 3 your N
And require but FRACTION 49,
toll;
For "the Rule Of Three" NJ NAV
Is DIRT plus SAPOLIO EQUALS
CLASS vi.
GEOGRAPHY
IN life, whatever Is your SPHERN
IT'S safe to STATE dirt will anna
And this must quite ANNOYING N
For dirt Is no delight to SEA
But though 1t be piled M0UNTA
IT'S PLAIN that 1t will quickly h
If you've q notion (AN OCEAN ~.
And follow what the wisest saw.
And all of them SaypOLEO.
For that makes ev'rythlng clean 4 \
CLASS VII.
HISTORY.
WHEN crusty old DlOGENES wei
daytime chase,
With lighted lantern held before IN
osophic face,
He did not seek an honest man 4
ries declare,
But searched for a dishonest nj
sought him everywhere.
For a dishonest grocer had palme1 "
him some soap
That failed to clean his lantern
night had made him grope.
So now he sought that rascal ma
Athens, high and low,
To make the man refund the cold
SAPOLIO! A
CLASS VIII.
PHYSIOLOGY.
DO not give EAR to counsel bad,
For ev'ryone NOSE that makes
The worst advice that TONGUE
Is, Take this soap, twill do as
Just put your FOOT down
strong
And tell the clerk his BRAIN IS
And you've experience quite In pa
To put his statement OUT OF
Just NAIL his lies and let him
Your HEART Is set OH SAP0Ll0
CLASS TX.
MUSIC.
1T is a matter of general NOTE
That into house or FLAT Will nq
Dust and dirt to take their pla
In a fashion that's impolite and
For never mind how SHARP you
Their sly invasion you cannot
Unless the sproper KEY you kn9w
Which Is, of course, SAPOLiO
The soap that brings you RES
And keeps your house or
TUNE!
CLASS y.
LET Housewife equal y plus
LET e the sign for SapOlio be;
For Dirt let minus Y be had;
Then nil these symbols we VIII az
The X and minus X drop 9ut
GAS anyone can see, no dCupu -
And leave what must the nouse"
please uo
The happy symbol we coll eaSe'
GLASS XII
SHORTHAND.
THE cleverest hands, both snoL' q,
Are far too clever to purcnnlns " M
So they buy the soap with Tue III
hand ,.,s,on
A soap that dirt cannot w, nh,c 81
Eor Tho som with StenOPrdph'N y