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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16
TRY ROPE SKIPPING.
Novel Remedy for Many Of the IIIa that
Annoy Women.

| Annoy Women
Times have changed since then md
even the skipping rope has under
gone progress. The rope has been pro
noted until now it is brought out
at all seasons Of the year, and is used
by OLD and young alike. Its mission
no" Is the restoration Of the skin, the
making Of a pair of dimples, the
strengthening Of the heart and the re-
neWal Of youthful charm.
From this list it will be seen that
the skipping rope is relied upon as II
modern miracle worker. And the
woman who tries It will agree that
1t Is such to the last inch.
10 manipulate the skipping rome
properly rope should be obtained OF
the kind which is fitted with handles
Thus one can have support for the
fingers to keep the rope from cutting
into the hand. Then, too, the handles
enable one to shorten the rope and
10 make highest skips at will.
The second requisite is that the mir
In which the skipping is performed
shall be fresh.
Women go out into the air moro than
they once did, and when # coma.
to exercising they exercise dirac+1u
IN the open. Who does not remomho,.
the first gymnasiums, stuffy thinns
under ground usually. Fully hoated
almost unventilated, breathing Of Tho
heaViness Of stone, they have onanod
to the pupil, who was exnectad ~
come In and get health and strength NV
exercising in the dark place.
The gymnasiums now are ,rx,,u,
ously lifted out. But, If bereft ~ Inv
ury' they are at least we'll aired "a
one house, where there Is a room coll
eu oy courtesy the gymnasium +ho
sole apparatus consists of dumh.ho11s
a bow and arrow. a tin horn a sItn
ping rope wand and a pair of 49,
But there are many little low win
COWS Tor the gymnasium la an st+;o
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

The religious papers give merited
praise to the deed of minister who
has organized whiting club. ANY
boy who has a jackknife and a stick is
eligible to membership, and the min
lister, who Is master whittier, teaches
the lads to make many useful and
beautiful things. There Is certain
moral uplift in the mere process of
creation, of course, but even If there
were not, the club could plant itself
upon the fact that Satan finds no mis-
chief still for whiting hands to do.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

A recent traveller in Mexico, noting
the excessive mortality from smallpox.
says the people are led by superstition
to resist vaccination. What leads AL
fred Russell Wallace2 That scientist
maintains with formidable arrays of
figures that vaccination Is both useless
and dangerous.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

when things begin to happen"
said Louis Philippe, speaking of wars,
'1t takes some time for them to STOP"
For the first time in many years it
happens to Spain to have a surplus In
her treasury. She has largely the Unit
ed States to thank for Kidding her of
her expensive colonies, and no nation
will rejoice more heartily than ours
over her hopeful symptoms. May her
new prosperity never stop"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

Prince Henry of Prussia suggests
as a motto for the automobillsts:
"Love thy neighbor as myself" We
might add: His children. his man
servant, his maidservant, his OK, his
ass, his dog. his chickens, and all that
are his"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

Don NJ. Dickinson says that all our
great men, with very few exceptions,
come from the farm. The only excep-
tions we think of are Theodore Roose-
welt and Poultney Bigelow. Roose-
welt made up for the deficiency by
spending several years on ranch. AS
for Bigelow, everybody thinks the best
thing that could happen would be for
him to retire to a farm now.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

Observation-Disclosures, who
mourn openly at what they term the
decay In religious interest,"" might
learn some very interesting lessons If
they would study with humility the
reports of the great and enthusiastic
outpouring Of the devout in Rome The
only decay" Is In the minds of pes
simistic observers. Religion will live
forever.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

''Oh, that's only his way" we often
hear pleaded in excuse for some one
But when mans ways are offensive
to his fellows he's called upon to al
Ter them,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

noor, and one side Of the room \
wide, low mirror. In this place
women Of the family 60 beauty hu'l
ing every day, says the Indlanapda
News. And the first move on ENID
ing the gymnasium is to open all Y
windows.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16
Plenty on Hand.

You would get along a great Deg
oetter If you didn't get so excited
SAID the calm man to his irasch
friend. Cant you learn to keep you
temper?"
Keep my temper! Well, ! lh'
tnatF retorted the other. "I'd @N
you understand that I keep more teF
per In one day than you have In sou
possession during a whole year.!
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

When a mad dentist of the name Of
Johnson ran amuck In the streets of
Duluth the other day it became ex-
tremely unpleasant for people who had
teeth that he thought deserved pulling.
In saloon where four intoxicated
men were found asleep the crazy den
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

The Frankfurter Journal, which be-
gan publication In 1873, has suspend
ed Anything that has become so gen
orally identified with free lunches
could not well hope to be financial
AlIccaaa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

1t Is claimed that a Partisan has in
vented an appliance which makes 1t
possible for one to see without eyes.
Now let some good-natured scientist
TX 1t so that man may think without
brains and everything will be lovely.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

A New York preacher has produced
figures to show how q minister can
Awe on $12 month. But why should
he IL he Is fit to be a minister?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

states pay him $45,-
600 for extra work
done on the New
Y o r k postof1ce
building tw enty-
eight years ago. The
building has out
lived its usefulness
and now is to be
replaced by a new
one.
AT the time Mr..
Wilbur was a con-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

1t is remarked that men and crusta-
ceans both turn red when they get into
hot water. Perhaps that Is why SO
many men are considered to be lob
Rters"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16
Break, Break, Break.

Break, Break, Break.
Break, break, break
On thy cold gray stones, O, sea!
And l would that my tongue could utter
The thoughts that arise in me.
o, we'll for the fsherman's boy
That he shouts with his sister at play!
0, well for the sailor lad
That he sings in his boat on the bay!
And the stately ships go on, '"
To the haven under the hill;
But o, for the touch of vanished hand,
And the sound of voice that Is stilH
Break, break, breah,
At the foot of thy crags, O, sea!
But the tender grace of a day that is
dead
VIII never come back to me.
Tennyson.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

There are nearly 10000 known rem
edies for various diseases, and the man
with a boil on the back of his neck
has most Of them suggested to him.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

Notwithstanding the Presidents
annoyance over the birth rate not one
of the baby carriage manufacturers
has failed yet.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

Miss Butler prescribes hymns and
the biographies Of theologianH and
churchmen as entertainment for the
young. Lucky for some youngsters
that its Miss" and not Mrs" Butler.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16
OLD
FAVORITES
Rory O'MOre,

Rory O'MOre.
Young Rory O'More courted Kathleen
Eawn;
He was bold as the hawk, and she soft
as the dawn;
lie wished in his heart pretty Kathleen
to please,
And he thought the best way to do that
was to tease.
Nov, Rory, be aisy," sweet Kathleen
would cry,
Reproof Oh her lip. but a smile in her
eye
with your tricks don't know, in troth,
what I'm about;
Faith, you've teased till I've put on my
cloak inside out"
"Och! jewel" Gays Rory, shat same Is
the way
You've thrated my heart for this many
day;
And tits plased that am, and why not,
to be sure2
For tits all for good luck" says bold
Rory O'More.
Indeed, them says Kathleen, don't
think of the like,
For half gave promise to scattering
Mike;
The ground that walk on he loves, I'll
be bound"
FAITH! says Rory, 'I'd rather love you
than the ground"
Nov, Rory, I'll cry if you don't let me
go;
Skure | dhrame every night that I'm
hating you So"
'Och!' says Rory, that same I'm de-
lighted to hear,
For dhrames always go by contraries,
my dear.
SO. jewel. keep dhramin' that same till
you die,
the black lie.
An tits plased that am, and why not
to be sure,
Since tits all for good luck" says bold
Rory O'More.
"Arrah, Kathleen, my darlint, you've
leased me enough;
Sure I've thrashed for your sake, Dhny
Grimes and Jim Duff;
And I've made myself, dhrinkin' your
health, quite a haste,
so l think, after that, may talk to the
praste."
Then Rory, the rogue. stole his arm
round her neck,
so soft and so white, without freckle or
speck;
And he looked in her eyes, that were
beaming with light,
And he kissed her sweet lips-don't yen
think he was right?
Now, Rory, leave off, sir, you'll hug me
no more,
That's eight times to-day you've kissed
me before"
Then here goes another" says he, ITO
make sure,
Tor there's luck In odd numbers" says
Rory O'More.
Samuel Lover.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

The Agricultural Department thinks
that 1t will be able to breed feather
less chickens. Ageless chickens would
come nearer to filling a long-felt want.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16
A Busy Connoisseur.

The Artist-It would be such an hon.
or to have you buy my picture.
Mrs. Gotrox-Well, I'll have my con-
noisseur to look at 1t, but don't know
when he can come. I'm buying so
much art just now that my connois-
seur is frightfully busy!-Louisville
Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

II the packers put in wireless tele-
graph connections with their branches
will we still be compelled to eat price
less meat7 ,-....l.@... rsvT- arsF
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

An American has been arrested at
Milan, Italy, for throwing away
money: Are the rich to be deprived Of
ali their pleasures?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

Some people are SO religious they
never look at a pool of water without
figuring how it would do for baptizing
purposes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

every wife has the inward hope that
ner husbands next wife will be mean
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

The average man finds it easier to
keep his enemies down than to keep
his fool friends from getting him down
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

Advanced ideas are not necessarily
advanced in the right direction.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

The point in securing an eTangeN
seems to be the same as in getting
new dress: very important thai
should come from larger town.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

When girl is 16. and a princess
rather begins to think that Sue
nearer his age for social pleasures "
her mother.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16
FINDS UNCLE SAM SLOW IN PAYING

James NJ. Wilbur, of New York, is 70
years OF age. but he expects to live
long enough to make thn Trn,to1
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

In all or our marvellous industrial de-
velopment Of the past two decades
nothing is comparable to the rapid ex-
/ pansion Of the electric trolley car sys-
tenn. Arching the highways Of human
progress with millions Of incandescent
lights has transformed night into day,
but this development has not affected
man socially, industrially and CONNER
| cially as has the covering Of the co,ln-
try with vast network Of trolley
lines. The public is familiar in q gen
eral way with this development. 1t
has a vague realization Of its colossal
character, but 1t has had no access to
complete and comprehensive data COW
ertng the development for the entire
Union. Two items on this develop
ment have furnished occasion for a
most complete and interesting survey
Of the trolley expansion by Samuel q.
Mofrett In McClure's Magazine. One
Of these announced the plans Of the
pennsylvania Railroad to haul its pas
sengers between Philadelphia, Lancas-
ter and Wilmington by electric roads.
road commissioners Of New York had
granted a franchise for a high-speed
electric railway ninety-one miles long
from Rochester to Syracuse, bridging
one Of the longest gaps in the through
trolley run between the Atlantic ocean
and the Missouri river. Since these
items appeared In the daily papers
there have been printed the details of
many other trolley line extensions and
installations in all parts of the coun-
try, some Of them far-reaching and in
vOlving enormous investments Of cap
ital. Mr.. Motfett calls attention to the
interesting fact that the number of
passengers carried on American steam
railroads has fallen of by over twelve
millions in seven years. 1t is also
curious fact that people seem to be
travelling longer distances. The aver
age passenger haul In 1892 was 1850
miles; in 1900 1t was 27.0 miles. More
passengers by many millions are tray
cling than ever before, but the steam
railroads are not carrying the increase.
In Massa chusetts last year four times
as many passengers were carried by
electric cars as on the steam roads.
In Connecticut, where there are no
large cities to swell the trolley figures,
there were 20 per cent more passen-
gers on the electric lines in 1900 than
on the steam roads. From Indianapo-
lis to Muncie one may take trolley
spin of tifty-three miles in two hours.
On the Buffalo and Lockport line the
present cars go in places at the rate
of fifty miles an hour. The Indlanapo-
lis, Lebanon and Frankfort Trolley
Railway, now under construction. will
have a schedule calling for maximum
speed of sixty miles ali hour, while the
seventy miles from Lafayette to In
dianapolis are to be covered IN two
hours. These are merely typical in
stances of the service that is being pro-
vided by trolley development that
has cobwebhed nearly every State in
the East and middle West
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

"A TOO Jealous desire to hear both
slues OF the story is really a weakness
for gossip. NAileSs
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

DIR. Lorenz says the American WON
an can't cook. 1t might be added that
she wont learn, either.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

Whenever vice has occasion to pre-
sent itself to the public 1t looks around
for cloak of virtue. s-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

The unscientific mind refuses to be-
lieVe that the secret of life ever will be
discovered with the microscope.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-16

tist made teeth rattle against the
windows and walls like hailstones in
June storm. But four intoxicated
men cannot be expected to have teeth
enough to keep a crazy dentist busy
very long. They seem to have given
thorough satisfaction as long as their
teeth lasted, after which DR.. johnson
naturally sighed for other teeth to
pull. He therefore sailed forth and
knocked down an old man who had
only two teeth In his system. These
were quickly separated from him, and
then Mrs Ellison was knocked down
in the street and deprived of two of
her best teeth before the police could
interfere. The operation Of a mad
dentist upon four men who are too
badly intoxicated to resist may not be
O. matter for off-hand condemnation.
II inspired by fear of other mad den
lists the erstwhile proprietors of the
teeth that were swept up from the bar
room floor should reform they would
hardly be justified in putting forth a
claim that things had not happened
for the best. But crazy dentist who
insists on pulling the teeth of people
who are decently going about their
own business sadly oversteps the
bounds Of propriety and should be
properly restrained. The other Du-
luth people who were operated on by
DR.. Johnson deserve sympathy and
comfort, yet they may console them
selves with the thought that it might
have been much worse. The man in
stead Of being a dentist might have
been a crazy appendicitis specialist.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-11-30

KWILECKI
ACQUITTED

Berlin. Nov. 26.-Race feeling has
been a notable feature of the trial of
Countess Kwilecld, whose trial on
the charge OF substituting another
child as her own, ended yesterday in
her acquittal. The Poles resident in
Berlin never forget an opportunity to
protest against Prussian justice. The
Polish newspapers asserted that If the
countess was convicted IL would be
caused by race Partially. The author.
tiles, expecting rioting should
the result be conviction, filled the
court and adjacent squares with pO-
lice The tension was extreme, es-
pecially when the jury retired and re-
NAMED out more than three hours, an
unusual time for a German jury, since
a majority decides. The announce
ment of the verdict turned the pros
pective rioters into a cheering, joyful
crowd. The countess and the boy,
who is now heir to one of the finest
estates in Prussian Poland, drove in
the countess own carriage with her
husband, to their town house.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-11-30
NEwLAND's RESOLUTION TAKEN
FROM COMMITTEE.
COMMITTEES COMPLETED
Dignified Solons Take a Day OFF to
Celebrate Thanksgiving-Cub
Annexation Gets a Setback After
Debate on Reconsideration of Ref
erence-lowans Still in a Fight.

washington, Nov. 26.-The senate
yesterday completed the appointment
of committees for the 5Sth congress,
adopted a motion providing for the re-
consideration of the vote by which
Senator Newlands' joint resolution for
the annexation of Cuba was referred
TO the committee and made the Cuban
reciprocity bill unfinished business.
The first speech on the merits of
the Cuban bill was made. by Senator
Carmack democrat of Tennessee),
who opposed the bill and said that
nothing less than a general tariff re-
vision would give the relief needed.
There was further debate between
Senators Hale republican, of Maine),
Teller democrat of Colorado), and
Newlands On Senator Newlands' reso-
luton in which Senator Newlands
further outlined his views and Sena-
tor Hale deprecated all the agitation
on the subject Senator Teller de-
clared that Cuba was in no sense a
dependency of the United States. The
senate adjourned until tomorrow.
Still Fight on Bench Seat.
The Iowa delegation in congress was
in session three hours yesterday but
was unable to reach an agreement in
the northern Iowa district federal
contest. Another caucus
will be held tomorrow.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-11-30
CARS RUN AGAIN
AFTER TWO WEEKS
STRIKE OFFICIALLY DECLARED
OFF BY UNION.
NON-UNION MEN TO STAY
Those Who Stood by the Company
During the Strike Are to Be Retain
ed in the Service and Given as
Rapid Promotion as Practicable
Deisy m Resumption.

Chicago, Nov. 26.-Although the
basis of settlement of the street rail
way strike was decided upon at 1880
agreement was ratified by the men, not
a single car was in service on the en-
tire system last night. The only cars
operated were manned by non-union
crews under the same conditions that
have prevailed since the Inauguration
OF the strike. For some unexplained
reason the management of the railway
was not officially notified until last
night that the strike had been de-
clared of. Cars were run during the
day with non-union crews under police
protection and arrangement was made
for cars 10 run today guarded by po-
lice. Last night however, the author
tiles were notified that the police would
be used no longer, as notice had been
received from the union that the strike
was declared off. The trainmen have
been ordered TO report for duty at
O'Clock this morning. This makes the
time elapsed since the walkout II days
TO the hour and minute. The electric
linemen, firemen and engineers, cable
splicers and coal teamsters ~eturned
to work last night and today the road
will be operated under , rmal cOndi-
tons
The non-union men who stood by
the company in the strike will be TAX
en- care of and retained in the service.
They are to be favored, it is said, by
the most rapid promotion possible.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-11-30
PRINCESS HAS TWICE ELoPED.
Alice of observation-disclosures Said
to Have Run Away Before.

Berlin, Nov. 26.-The elOpement of
Princess Alice of SchoenbeTg-Wald
burg with her coachman, Emilio Ma
TERM, is causing even more of a sensa-
ton than did the flight of Crown Prin-
cess Louise of SaxOny with the French
tutor, NJ. GirOn.
1t is automatically stated that the
princess ran away a year ago in COM
pany with a Saxon nobleman and with
him toured the continent in an auto
mobile. This she did in retaliation
for her husbands attentions to a
Dresden actress. Prince Frederick
challenged this nobleman, whose name
has been suppressed, and crippled him
in a duel. The prince forgave the
princess formally, though he has not
since lived with her.
The princess met Materni last Feb
ruary Finally she brought him to the
palace and he worked there throughout
the summer. Meanwhile Materni had
fallen in love with a servant of the
castle and had married her. The prin-
cess, jealous of his preference for an
other, insisted that he leave the palace
with her.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-11-30
MAN INDICTED FOR POSTAL
FRAUDS GETS HIS DISCHARGE

San Francisco, Nov. 26.-FOrmer
POstoffice Inspector James f. Erwin,
indicted in Washington for alleged
completely in postal frauds with
Messrs. Beavers and Machen, was yes
terday discharged from custody by
Commissioner Peacock on the grounds
that there was not sufficient evidence
TO warrant his extradition to Wash
ingtOn for trial.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-11-30
INDIANS THREATEN.
Red Scholars Grow Uneasy over Two
Deaths.

Washington. Nov. 26.-In accord
ance with the request of Superin-
tendent Johnson of the Jicarillo
Apache Indian school in New Mexico.
the commissioner of Indian affairs
has ordered the transfer of an indus
trial teacher. Phillip II. Sales, from
that institution TO the Graund juno
ton. Colorado. Indian school, in order
to pacify the excited Indians, who
threaten trouble over the accidental
death of two pupils. The superin-
tendent wired yesterday that the
transfer was necessary to Quell the
excitement of the Indians and that
he expected a good result from a
council 10 be held Saturday.