Arizona republican., 1903-12-20
Little James
(Concerning tie efforts beirg made | for the Purifcation Of the United
 States Scnate.)

| (Concerning tie efforts heirg made ! for the Purifcation Of the United
 States Scnate.)
 Tn Ladies of tn Country sez ct they mus he TO Smut in tn United
 States Senit. Tn Ladies ats en- gagged in tn Disinfeckshun of tn Senit is mostly elderly Femails ats organized into Clubs and Societies an other Langwidge Vereins. Tn Young CT Ladies, that is them at ort to be married an aint but hopes to be some tire, sez at they ain't personly got | 1t in fer Mister Smut. at theys worse men in th Senit an him. fer if what's sed about him is true he's enlargin' tn i Home Market fer marriageable Vim mir which is of more Intrust to them an tn openin' of tn Ports of Mukden l an Antung fer American ProduX when the supply of single Winner more'n ekals tn Demand fer 'em.
 But tn Younger Femail5 ain't SO numurous as them ats give up hope of gettin' married an don't li4e fer other foles to enjoy theirselfs. They sez at it's had enuff fer a man to make wun Woman happy but when a man spreds Happynous all around him Ike Senter Smut it's q crime at ort to be frouned on by all the Onmarriagable Wimmen of tn Country.
 Tn Clubs an Societies have wrote to tn th' Senit about it an told 'em at they don't think at Senter Smut is proper man fer 'em to Soshiate with;
 at he's a Pollygammus an ort to be sent back home to his WifeS sos at they don't git Lonesome.
 'at Tnfr1d l~aan Mister Smut out of the Senit if it wasn't fer wun thing They's afeard at President Rooseyfelt is backin' him up. They sez at Mister Rooscyfelt has got Race Suicide on tn Brane an he'll resort to most anything to keep tn next Sensus fun showing Fall in of in tn Populashun of tn United States. They sez at the President is in favor of Multiplyin' tn Earth all ey- cept Colombia an he fer tn Divish- Un of that. Tn Wimmins Clubs hopes 'at they II te able to overcome tn In . fluencc of th' President in tn Senit sos it Fl be Purihde of Smut. They sez at if lc's alood to te a Scatter every man at wants to get up in PollytiX n git to Ee a PoIiySaiamus an even tn members of tn Wimmins' Clubs won't be Safe no more.
 Tn frens of Scnter Smut sez at he aint no Pollygammus; at he never had but wun Wife bUt tn Clubs sez at they Knows better. They sez at he's keep.n' his othe- wifes hid out till he gifts reddy 10 retire to Privit life an go back to tn Buzzums of his familys. They scz they's onto him. He's just like all tn rest of tn men only worser.
 Some of th' Ministers of tn Gospel is helpin' tn Wimmen tryin' to rub Smut off of tn Senit. They seZ 'ot they don't care If Smut has a Milyun Wifes but he Worships tn Lord tn Kong Way. They can't git him fired fer that sos at they haf to take the only Weppon they can sit holt of an say at his Wifes is too Plenty.
 VUn of 'em went to tn Senters an told 'em at he'd jist come rum Salt Laik an he found the names of Seven teen of Mister Shuts wifes in tn City Directory. He sez ne was Relibiy in formed at they was more of 'em scat tered all over tn State of Utah. Tn other Preech erS in Salt LaiE, when they heerd Of it sez: We can't en- dorse them Statement. You've Decor ated tn Fax too much. We don't know