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The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03
CORPORATION NOTICE
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.


Sealed proposals win be received by the
Board of Srreef and Water fs,n,rni sstoners on
Tuesfiav I)ecemher sfh lge2 At B o,c1ock p
NJ. in the AsserIbiv Chamber OF the CITY Hall
for the -7s
IAfRtlyEMENT OF RARTHOI,DI AVENUE
from Hudson Ros,levarf To Morris Canal
said jrnnroven,ant III he made .sonfornaably
to the provisions ~ Chanter an of the Laws
Of 1875 and in ac1orSs nee with snecificati lions
Blsnlf foryns @ ~ IF III Ma and arraement Of sure
ties rnust be Obtained at the office Of the
Chief EuRineer fiitv Hall Jersey civ N. J.
TSsTJMAtrES ON Or AN1tiTTES
l00o5 standard
Of cost
About 3 0oa cuhic Yards of eartb excava-
tion per cf,hic vsrT & 20
Abouf 50a cshe varl,s ~ & rocx m = avcavafion
Der cubic vard = - 100
c,,hic vars5 ~ sasus y ea'u' n'i''s' 10
About s60 cmhc Yards IL sand fii,ng ner y
cnhi,. 10 ~ - - w o' - os
ASont 7ia = s,,,a re v.rs = :. ~ ns,sian nav.
ina. Der square ward '.. 125
Abcuf 10 linaal fas+ of curb stone IN rom
crefe mar 'HneaI foot ~ S' - az
Abouff ola sn1,ara yards ~ renayrins ner
sni,ara -svar11l s : = - = 20
Al,ont > s5n linasi 49, ~ ,as.tfi,s, - =, con,
forf II s- 20
AbolIf 2so sa,,are faet ~ 'relav Wing and
dressir5a . f3rides Stone -rer sos,ara ward o5
About "a sn,Ssre feaf ~ relaving and
d,essng faros,sr stona yser sS,,,sra varfs 10
Aho1,f S - ,inaai feef of criihing Stone sst
IN .soncrafa nor lineal foot ~ Ok
Time allowed for the cornpletion of the work
60 working DAYS. 'i'e S'''''' -
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03
WANTED.

WANTED FOR U. S. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
unmarried men between ages OF q and 35;
cltizens Of uultec States, OF good character,
write English. For information apply to Re-
crulting Officer. n Montgomery street, Jersey
LADY AGENT FOR RAPID SELLING AR
sample ana particulars address Marietta Stan
ley Co.. Al Fourth street. Grand Rapids, MicM
STRONG BOY TO LEARN ENGINEERING
pus1ness-s3. for first year. Apply between
2S Fairmounf avenue
Hell p FURNISHED
>~--s>~~7--<
WANTED-TWO YOUNG EXPERIENCED
girls to dip chocolates. Apply Newark
avenue.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03


hAhtIAN RIVER RAILROAD COMPANY.
Nee-es is hereby giysn mat the Holland
firsl msrtgags bondholders under the mortga se
dated January ], lsss. made by the Raritan
Rysr tb. e siS ssa Hsaad
on on June 17th. 1858, the Board Of Directors s" Of
mortgage has appointed The New Jersey fftis ftis,
Guarantee and Trust Company of Jersey City
which Trusteeship has been duly accepted By
said last mentioned Company; that a certih-
Office of the Secretary Of State for = New ss'v
Jersey, and that hereafter the interest coupons
On said first mortgage bonds wiz be paysbis
Title Guarantee and Trust Company, No s.
M0Rts9TrfyN RapIN slTsf RvR 'fsasg S5gy
FRANK Fl. EARLE. President
STATE OF NEW JERsEY-DEPARTME
Of STATE. TE.--CERTIFIcATEl OF DISsoLU-
To ali to whom these presents may come,
GREETING
duly authenticated record of the proceedings
for the voluntary dissolution thereof by the
unanimous consent Of all the stockholders, de-
Company, a corporation of this State whose
principal office Is situated at No l Exchange
Place, in the City Of Jersey City, County Of
Hudson, State of New Jersey, Charles D.
Thompson being agent therein and in charge
thereof, upon whom process may be served)
Act concerning corporations (Revisidn Of
1885,. preliminary to the issuing of this Ger
tificate of Dissolution.
Now, therefore, |. 8. D. Dickinson, Secretary
Of State Of the State Of New Jersey, do hereby
certify that the said corporation did on the
Nineteenth day of November 1903. hie in nv
office duly executed and attested consent in
writing to the dissolution of said corporation
executed BY all the Stockholders thereof
which said consent and the record of the pro-
ceedings aforesaid are now on file IN my said
office provided by law.
In testimony whereof, have hereto
set my hand and affixed my OFFICIAL
(Seal.) seal. at Trenton, this Nineteenth dsv
of November. A. D. one thousand
nine hundred and three
S. d. DICKINSON,
Secretary of State
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03
THURSDAY, DEC. 50, 1903

at o'clock P. NJ
at the Court House. in Jersey CityN in said
County of Hudson at which time and place
there will be opened proposals for furnishing
and delivering at the County Ingtitutions at
Seeaucus, and County Jail, Jersey City, Coal,
Coffee and Spices, Clothing, Dry Goods, Gro
ceres, Feed, Flour, Hardware, Hosiery, Ice,
Leather. Lime and Cement Lumber, Fresh
Mats, Milk, Notions, Oils, Paints and osie,-
Plumbers and Stamfitters Supplies, Provisions,
Shoes Soap and Starch, Teas, Tobaccos, Vege-
tables and Woodenware, required to November
30 1904.
Board viii award contracts to lowest bidders
on each of the items, and bids will be received
for any or all of the items on the specifica-
tion lists f3a Jt i
Bidders can obtain information Of all sup
plies required application to the Clerk of
the Board. next to the Court House, who will
have printed detail lists of supplies, also blank
forms of proposals, on orr after November %.
1902
Contracts for supplies, to date from award
and to terminate November 80. 1904.
Each bid proposal must be accompanied
by certified check payable to Stephen NJ Egan.
County Collector or cash to the amount of ten
(10) per cent. OF the bid. >
The Board reserves the right to reject any
or all bids, If deemed for the bests interest Of
the County so to do.
By order. Of resolution of the Board, Novem-
ber 5th. 1903.
Io.r
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03

A Ceutfous Csmpliment.
How do you ike my new hat?"
'Is 1t all paid forY'
ssYes.n
tits perfectly beautiful. Detroit
Free Press.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03
EDUCATIONAL &
STEVENS SCHOOL.
THE ACADEMIC DEPARTMENT
OF THE
STEVENS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY

REOPENs SEPT. 1zTH. 1908.
Registration day for applicants for admission
on September 9Th.
Examinations Afor admission the 10th and
d1th OF September.
Complete courses of study preparatory to all
Universities, Colleges. Schools OF Science. Law
and Medicine.
The rate Of tuition for all classes is $3.50 per
year. or $50 per term
These terms include all the studiea
For catalogues apply to the Principal Of
Stevents School,
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03

Itching, Blind4 Needing or Protrudias Piles.
Your druEedst WIN refund money Il PAzo
oINTMENT f4ils e cure YOU in to u days.
Soc Z
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-FINE RESTAURANT, ON AC-
count of being willow and alone; II furnished
rooms, all with separate entrance, all improve
ments; only one in blocks; near the docks
and factores:- for sale at once. j. FOERSCH.
223 Washington street, Hoboken q
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03

Sealed proposals for Coffee and Spices. Coal.
Clothing, Dry Goods, Flour, Feed, Groceries,
Hardware. Hosiery Ice, Leather. Lima and
Cement, Lumber, Fresh Meats, Milk Notions,
Oils Paints and Oils, Plumbers and Steantit-
ters' Supplies, Provisions, Shoes Soap and
Starch, Teas. Tobacco. Vegetables and Wooden
Ware, as per lists file and samples of goods
required on exhibition at the Freeholders'
office will be received by the Board of Chosen
Freehoders of the County of Hudson, at their
meeting.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03
IL cHANcERY OF NEW JERSEY.

Dated Jersey city, December |. 1905
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03
CORPORATION NOTICE.

Dated Jersey City, December l, 1903.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1903-12-03

Office and Post Office address No 1 EXCHANGE
. place. Jersey City. New Jersey
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-20

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The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
TIMELY TOPICS.

The vice presidential bee is naturally
disconsolate at so seldom finding a
bonnet that he may call his own
Judge.
Teach your boys breadwinning and
your girls bread making, and the d.
vorce mills will soon run out Of grist.
Dallas News.
If Wall street was as conservative In
financial operations as 1t is in politics
the stock market would be In better
condition than It is.-Detroit Free
Press.
The agricultural department Of the
country is lucky. 1t is the only one
which can use grating methods with
out subjecting itself to suspicion.-Bal-
timore American.
A country which is free from lying
intrigues hasn't much need Of diplo-
macy. She can be open and fair in a
proclamation Of her rights and proper
ly resentful If she is imposed on.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
Professor Wiley Of the agricultural
department had no trouble finding
forty volunteers on which to expert
ment with supposed poisonous foods.
And the army and navy are advertis-
ing for men.-Omaha World-Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
OUR IMMIGRANTS

What is the actual open door? Ellis
island. 1t is open to the scum of Eu-
rope, Asia and Africa. The open door
of China is n joke in comparison with
this Ellis island gateway.-New York
Press.
In the fiscal year ended June 80
021,315 immigrants came 20 the Unit
ed States. At this rate we are liable
to have some large Jumps of undigest-
ed aliens as well as securities.-Minne-
apolis Journal.
If illiteracy were made the test of
exclusion it is quite possible that the
tide Of immigration could be cut in
halves, and perhaps 100000 or 5000
newcomers are about as many rs It Is
desirable that the United States should
receive each year with the intention
of converting them into American citi
zens.-Boston Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
THE ROYAL BOX.

The queen of Roumania is writing a
play of serious import.
The czarlna of Russia has just com
pleted her tlirty-frst year.
The Prince of Wales has taken hls
fathers place as arbiter of mems fash
Ions. He seldom wears a suit more
than two or three times.
Emperor William recently gave 2e5.
600 marks in aid of the fishermen 81
Zersen. on the German ocean. who had
been ruined by a tidal wave.
For the youngest daughter of En-
peror William. Princess Victoria Louise,
a completely fitted miniature kitchen
has been installed in the royal palace
of Potsdam. where she will be taught
the art of cooking.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
BASE HITS.

Beaumonts nickname Is Ginger
Fred Clark has his shoulder In Q
plaster OF paris cast.
Otto Kruger of Pittsburg is accused
of being a slow thinker.
Tommy Leach of Pittsburg has be-
come very scrappy Of late.
McGraw asserts that there are no
cliques in the New York National team.
Beaumont again leads the National
league batsmen, with Bresnahan sec
ond.
Pat Donovan, ST. Louis Nationals. Is
running bases with the energy of a
colt.
Leon Demontreville Is now playing a
bench engagement for the st. Louis
Nationals.
John T. Brush is the only baseball
magnate who never talks for publica-
ton. He Is more difficult to interview
than J. p. Morgan.
Pitcher DUSTY" Rhoades. who was
released to the st. Louis Americans by
Manager Selee last fall, is much Inn
proved over his last year form.
Rumor has 1t that ex-Pitcher Frank
Pears can have a National league UNI
pire berth IL he want 1t, President
Pulliam having made him an offer.
P1ttsburg released Pitcher George
Merritt because he talked too much.
Some Of his boasts were not to the
liking Of President D~reyfuss, SO he let
him out.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
THE WRITER'S.

Sir A. Conan Doyie's first accepted
story was written by him at the age of
nineteen and brought him 3 guineas.
George Brandes has Joined Bjornson
In his efforts to bring about a better
understanding between Norway and
Sweden.
Frederic Mason. who has Just been
elected a member of the French aead-
envy. is famed as one of the greatest
living authorities on Napoleon.
Charles Dumas, who has been honor
ed by the Society of Men of Letters Of
Paris with the Sully-Prudhomme prize,
which is equivalent to being made poet
laureate Of France. is a young man
just out OF his teens.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
STATE LINES.

Kansas farmers last year received
for their milk and cream $751; .267. 10.
In 1890 Nebraska produced 100000
bushels of wheat. This year the crop
Is estimated as at. least 100000 bush.
els.
Four-ffths of the coal mined In West
Virginia is dug by machines. Several
new companies are opening mines IN
the remote sections Of that state.
As a marble producing state Georgia
may rival Vermont. The marble belt
Is about sixty miles in length. extend
ing from a southwesterly direction
from the North Carolina line through
Pickens county. The supply is prae
ucally inexhaustible.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

Common green copperas pulverizci
and thrown plentifully about in rat
holes and where the rats have to walk
traps, poison and cats fail. The COP
peras makes their feet sore; hence the
cause of their SO speedily leaving.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

Make a rich biscuit crust and bake 1t
In a shallow pan. When it Is done
split 1t open. butter each piece, and on
one range a layer of apples cooked
slowly in strip until they are tender.
Put on the other half, bottom upward,
and cover ii with the fruit. Eat with
rich cream and sugar.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Two Odd Relica.

Side by side In q Greenfield (Mass.l
house is a portion of a shell exploded
In Paris at the time of the commune
insurrection aud one of the fossil foot
prints made millions of years ago In
mud which Is now our red sandstone.
The species of bird which made the
track is now extinct.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Most Active VOLCANO.

Mount Sangay is the most active vol
cano In the world. 1t Is situated in
Ecuador. is 1920 feet In height AMI
has been In constant activity since
1728. The sounds Of its eruptions are
sometimes heard in Quito. $50 ml'o
distant, and ono 267 reports We
counted In one hour.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
The rir.t Txpewriters.

The first typewriter that produced
good results, although 1t was very
slow, was made by a Worcester man,
Charles Thurber, in 1S43. The first
typewriters that were put on tue mar
ket were made in 1874.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

Under Draco's laws, enacted at Ath-
ems 621 B. c., all idlers were executed,
the laws being carried out TO the let
ter with as much severity as though
the offender had been found guilty of
murder.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
California Pruues,

The first prune tree vas planted IN
California in 1870 by a Frenchman
who brought the tree TO this country
from France. The first orchard Of ten
acres began to yield in 1873.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Picturcsane e..

Perhaps the most general survival OF
the picturesque In costumes in Europe
is to be found In Spain and Portugal.
countries a little off the general lines
of travel and almost outside the range
of the conducted tourist parties.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
A Lightning Freak.

While chopping wood near Augsburg,
Germany, a boy named Wilhelm Benr
caught his ak against a wire clothes
line. At the same momen "a flash of
lightning struck the line. passed down
the hatchet and killed him.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
A Monster Monkey,

The biggest monkey ever exhibited II
a gorilla 6 feet 10 inches high. with an
arm spread of o feet 3 inches. from the
Kamaruns. west Africa. He stands.
with his skeleton beside him, In the
museum of Hamburg.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
How Plants breathe.

Plants breathe through the stomata,
or breathing pores In the leaves. In
cast the plant or tree Is of the leafless
variety the stem. which is also pro.
vided with stomata. performs the Of
flee of breathing.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

OF the alphabet the letters most fire.
into words in daily use are: First. the
letter e. which takes the lead. occur
ring 127 times: the next T. running SO;
o, rs; S. 70; l. II; Z. 70; N. GO; A. "a:
l.. 40.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

The shah of Persia carefully treas
ures an heirloom in the shape of II
small cube of gold literally covered
with oriental letters and characters.
1t is said to have fallen from heaven
during Mohammed's time.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

The deepest depression In the eartl.
fourth miles; the greatest height. the
peak Of Mount Everest. FIVE and three
fourths miles.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Educational Item.

"Have you heard the latest educa.
tional itemf' asked Biggs.
NO" replied Wigs. What is it,"
.They have just decided" said Biggs.
ito rewrite the primer in words of five
syllables for Boston children."-Smart
Set.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
A Hard Deal to cleaux

Lauretta had several beaux.
And each in his turn did propeaux.
Her mother then said
"Wh.cn one will you wed?'
She answered. THE Lord only neaux!'
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Not a Scale on the Old Fish.

The chorus girls call him "a sucker"
He treats them to many a lark.
But down In the street his old father
Is known as "a regular shark"
Chicago Record-Horald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
The Real Thing Wanted.

Christian Science Mamma-He must
imagine he has the collie.
Christian Science Papa-I wish he'd
imagine Pm walking the floor with
him.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
English Paupers.

One out of two workingnen in Eng
land who reach the age of sixty-fiye
dies a pauper and Is buried at the
p%oorhouse.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

This radiuTl's contradictory stuff
In fact. it's very human:
But then that's not surprising. Twas
Discovered by a woman.
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

The man who runs too many risks
On losses oft must sadly muse:
The man who never takes a chance
Will probably have naught to lose.
New York World.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
An ARR Thought.

Now. fate has a distressing style
OF dealing with the various clans.
Some suffer from tornadces. while
The rest are vainly plying fans.
Washington Star.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Danger signals.

Persistent insomnia, unwonted irrlta-
bility and dread of graphing with
business problems are danger signals
of general nervous breakdown.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
London's shade Trees.

London in proportion to POPULATION
has more shade trees than any other
city.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
me ella Monster.

The ella monster is an orange and
black lizard found in the southwest
srn part of the United States. Its bite
Is venomous and sometimes dangerous.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

A.-That's Jones daughter with him
Shes just about TO be married.
B.-Nho's the lucky mann
Aforementioned.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
The Straight Make. Straight.

The mar who taketh whisky straight
Straight through the livelong DAY
VIII scarcely take his homeward gait
In that straightforward way.
philadelphia Press.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
The Kicker.

The kicker usually does not make
much progress. Notwithstanding that lie
puts his best foot decentralization
Transcript.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
of Diana.

The temple OF Diana at Ephesus,
which was about an even hundred
years In building, was 400 feet to the
first support Of the roo
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Rome's oldest Man,

The Oldest map of Rome which is
preserved Is the Forum Urbis. cut In
140 pieces of marble.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Qur Daily WaIkA.

1t is estimated that every man walks
two miles a day, If only stirring about
his room or office.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
wasted.

Old Graybeard-It's "A pity to keep
such a pretty bird in a cage.
Mrs. De Style-Isn't II a shame:
How perfectly exquisitiyely lovely 1t
would look on a hat!-New York
Weekly.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

He used to be ambitious.
But now his hopes are done;
He V rode on horseback
Nor fished nor fired a gun.
Washington Star.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

Mike" said Flooding Pete. what
would you do If you owned a railroad r.
Same as usual" answered Meander-
ing Mike. I'D wake up."-Washington
Star.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

II understand your husband Is of u
retiring disposition"
"Ye-es. but usually not before 3 a. H.
Houston Chronicle.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Corn.

A stalk of Indian corn uses up thirty
one pounds of water during its season.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

Husband-You don't appear to like
Mrs. Sweetie.
Wife-The horrid thing. hate her!
Next time we meet III kiss her only
once, and | shan't ask after her baby.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
HIS Falling.

why Is 1t that Deadbeat goes into
bankruptcy every time things become
prosperous?"
well. that's q failing Of his
Yonkers Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
A Moderate Drfuker.

Each year the staid and sober man
Went twice upon a tear.
July the first the n began:
The othHr ended there.
New Orleans Times Democrat.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Peculiar sxstem.

A Peculiar System.
Eyes, husband makes me a weekly
allowance
do you find 1t enough?"
Yes. But 1t takes all | get during
the last three weeks TO pay the bills |
run up the first week" - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
ENJOYED Life.

Dora-How horrid 1t must have been
for young people in Puritan days-no
theaters, no music, no dances, no nice
dresses even.
Clara-Y-e-s: but they had kissing
games.-New York Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
Got out of 1t Easy.

Got Out of Ii Easy.
Mrs. Newwed-George, dear, all lass
sight you vere crying In your sleep:
-Give me a highball! Give me a high
ballr
Newwed-Guess | was dreaming l
was-er-er-playing DISQUALIFICATION
Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29

Now papa fits her wardrobe out
And finds. unhappy man.
The most expensive article
To be her coat Of tan.
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The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1903-10-29
JINGLEs AND JEsTS.

Slightly ParadoxfcaI.
It's said he individual who
Would win success crown
Must keep his grit and never let
The people laugh him down.
And yet the j~okesmith's chances for
Success are mighty slim
Unless he smart enough TO make
The people laugh at him.
NBaitimore American