The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1903-11-03
The Nontaa Press

bill collector give you tAar- .ar Good >
saSeyparllar DO you have s7o~s bumps
when yol -. the >hcNr ~ tAe mort
sage on your house 30 heavy tiat + makes
the roc, SAG 10 yuu have 5 fu.h ~
Hood 70 the head when yoI aud 4uc
n an old vet pocket uo you 6tcr SIT
and dream how happy you would rs 1
some millionaire would dee and leave you
$50
Well, there are thousands 5u-, ike you
thousands who ale hard ap btcsu~t -
Secretary Pshaw says. there are no.
enough dollars ln the country and bis
knows, because he l. in constant touch
with the men who have money they are
touching HIM every day 70 gtyt them more
government money. without interest.
Tor them 10 lend AZ interest y wonder
you are hard UP II those men colll4tu
Thousands Ike you Yc~ millions. and
since Secretary P~haw say asset CURRENCY
viii furnish the more dollars that are
needed. the Uncle sam Rubber Currency
Corporation has been formed -e purely
charitable organization 70 relieve the as
tre>s and insure q continuation OF our
present unbounded ana unprcccu,ed Ero~
perlty.
MONETIZE EVERYTHING
j 4o~INA+N1 AtHNAt4N VII AAt 14lt +A
circulation. Secretary Pshaw says So
Dollars depend on assets. Congressman
Fowler says so. Why To- n Rryantco
Why dream of remonettzatIon oil silver
when you can monetizc al your property
through the Uncle Sam Rubber Currency
Corporations Monetlze all your property
for It's full value and get ast much more.
Why work yourself when sou can work
others? The Uncle sam Rubber Cur
rency Corporation VIII issue money 70 you
II the name of the United States govern
ment, on any old thing, and you Viii re
tain ownership, possession and use Of
your assets. Its better than a license
to steal.
The Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Cor
pCration, with a capitalization OF $235,
coo, 600, 600, OF which $3.50 i paid up
end IN the treasurer's pocket. j. now
ready for business. II i, incorporated
urder the wise laws OF New Jersey and
its books are open IN the Offices
Of Ketchem, Cheatem & Skinnem. 4. II,
A Grafters' Building, Wcchawken, \. J.
The Capital stock of $235. 900. 000. 900 is
divided into One hundred billion shares,
of d par value OF $2.35 per share.
To introduce these shares to the public.
and 10 show that 1T Is not a hog. the
Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Corporation
viii sell the first 30, 900, 600, 600 shares at
the baTgain-counter price Of 3 cents a
share. tull-paId. worcestershire and with
no personal liability. Buy now and thus
save 81 a share. Remember that a penny
saved IS a penny earned SO every pur
chaser of 10,0 600 shares can earn $2G, 00C
IN less thar half a minute by drawing
his check for SO. 900. As soon as you get
the 0,000 shares they will be your assets
and on them the Uncle sam Rubber Cur
rency Corporation will issue to you $23,
GOO OF its Guaranteed Asset Rubber Cur
rency!
Of the One Hundred Billion Shares OF
the Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Corpora
ton a total of As shares has been sold,
and when 100 shares have been sold the
corporation Will begin to issue its Guar
arteed Rubber Notes. Congressman
Fowler mas spoken for the first note to
be issued and has deposited as an asset
for it a bound volume OF the Congression-
al Record. He viii use the note as Ex-
bibit \ of the great speech he viii make
in favor of Rubber Currency when Con
gress assemblies.
Other exhibits Of assets on whicl
the Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Corpora
ton viii issue its guaranteed notes arg
now locked up in the United States treas
ury vaults, guarded day and NIGHT b.
Secretary Pshaw and picked army and
navy officers for whom the physician,
have prescribed light exercise between
meals. These exhibits consist Of il bush
els of onions, 4 tons Of scrap ron. {
boxes OF old clothes, l Wood-Shed dam
aged by fire and - postnoles Sights
swelled By water, but large enough fol
small posts.
MANY ENDORSEMENTS.
The Uncle sam Rubber Currency Cor
poration has the written opinions Of con
gresham Fowler. Secretnry P-haw anC
Senator Aldrich that its plan OF operation
Is perfect. Secretary Cortelyou says 1t:
publicity * unimpeachable. The British
ambassador says the Bank Of Englanc
has 10 such assets as those deposited il
the. United State treasury vaults. The
Turkish miniter has granted our cor.
pCration a franchise to operate IN Tur
key, and says that If we Will open {
branch in Constantinople the Sultan Wi
be able to pay his debts within twenty
flour hours.
Postmaster General Payne has applied
for permission to deposit the post ofdc,
scandals az assets. In a hearty endorse.
ment OF our plan Of operations, Score
tdfy Wilson proposes government owner
ship OF strawstacks, 20 that the straw
can be asserted BY the government an
be used 10 make paper for Rubber Cur
rency. The Pennsylvania Railroad Com
rany y making arrangements 10 deposi
ali its wrecked freight car IL the Unitet
States treasury vaults Is assets for ex
hibit when Congressman Fowler make
his great speech. President Roosevelt
will asset the navy n get money I
buy the railroads and coal mines.
According to Secretary Pshaw and 9th
ers who have made fnanciers by appoint
ment 70 United States treasury positions
there could be no panics Il every on
could realize on his assets; that IS. i tn
assets of the country are capitalized an
mCnetized and money issued on them
The Uncle sam Rbber Currency Corpora
ton has been formed for the purpose 0
capitali2ing assets and issuing money o.
them. with this great advantage TO tn
owners of the assets. that they get tn
Guaranteed Rubber Money and still hay
the assets; thus proving an exception t
the old adage that you can't eat you