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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
Irslanh,s FarRAriaa

1 hear, says Victor Smith in The New York Press, that a millionaire, in this city Is negotiating for copy of the Ireland torgeries. those famous docu- ments, alleged to be the writings of Shakespeare, put forth by a youth of 19 of the name of w. 1T. Ireland. The chief forgery was entitled "Miscellaneous Papers and Instruments, under the hand and Seal of William Shakespeare, includ. small fragment of Hamlet. from the Original" His play, r'V0rtigern and Rowena," was palhied of as Shakes. peare's and actually. produced at the was at length detected and Aekno wledged, Only in recent years has it been learned that the pronoun Its" occurs but twd or three times in the acknowledged works 9s ghakespeArs. Had che fact been known world would have exposed him,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

The Montgomery Advertiser uses nearly a column of its editorial apace to show that as President, Mir Roosevelt is a disappointment. It seems that our ca. teemed contemporary has wasted good what 1t already well knows.--Columbus Enquiref-sun.
 We'll, are We never to tell anything lest 1t is already known7 Besides, there may yet be a few who don't know that Roosevelt is a failure, and we want the information to be unanimous don't you see2
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
Montgomery, Ala, April (. 1908.
when Miles was a Clerk

General Nelson 4. Miles will again make that city his home upon his retirement from active service In August next. He was clerk in store fin that city from his seventeenth to his twenty-hrst year and left there for the South as captain of a company in the Massachusetts 2nd infantry under commission issued by Governor Andfew at the outbreak of the war in 1881.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
A Bears Suicide.

An old black bear kept in a ZOO at Da1- las. Texas. became violent a few days ago and tried to tear itself to pieces and beat its brains out against the walls and bars of It's den. The animal had refused ot eat for two months. Finally it jump ed into the water tank and held it's head under until drowned It was a clear case of suicide. About two years ago the A year later 1t drowned it's mate in the tank
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
Do Not want Him.
Selma Times

Selma Times We are of the opinion that the next Democratic nominee will stand a pretty good chance to win, especially so if the
 Republicans nominate Roosevelt. The conservative men of this country do not Chief Executive to guide the ship ot state for four years longer. They do not
 know what fool notion he may take.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

equally celebrated bride, Georgette Leb- lane. the singer and actress. Maeter- linck does not confine his study to litera- ture. He is good deal of philosopher, knowing Emerson about as thoroughly as any other living man, and has devoted great deal of attention to bee life and the management of apiaries.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

The Macon Telegraph thinks that ''Mr Bryan Is not only getting tiresome. he is absurd" and all because the Nebraskan imasines himself the only genuine, war. ranted-not-to-fade harmony tootsr in the whole country.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
will outlast Us.

Birmingham Ledger.
 The statistics fellows are figuring out Isst. T viii outlast aIi of us who die when we should. Still those people who are afraid of living till the coal is all gone might quiet their nerves by buying for firewood two thousand years from now,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

Finding new stars is doubtless interest. Ing occupation for the astronomers, but If they could nnd out something more about the old ones they would add to the worlds stock of knowledse,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
Hearst, the Dis :iple.

Birmingham News.
 Mir. Hearst the disciple of distinctive ly yellow type of demoralizing journalism,
 is about as well suited to the duties and responsibilities of the Presidency as a Miesissippi raftsman is to the British Ad- miralty.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
Make Him Tired.

Mobile Register.
 The editor of The Selma Times gives his readers a column of his impressions of the editorials of Alabama newspapers. The impressions we get from his impress sions is that the editorials. all and sun dry, make him tired
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
Edds is EniInd Gniltv

Washington, April 6.-The court martial which tried Chief Commissary Steward George H. Edds at Newport. R. l.. or the charge of accepting commissions from merchanta on account of supplies pur. chased for the naval training station found him guilty and sentenced him tc one years imprisonment.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

A New Jersey preacher strongly ad- vises his brother ministers to marry, and to marry women of good common sense. Says he:
 If ] had two women to choose from, one having common sense and the other only religion, I would take the woman
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
How Many Columns.

Query: If the Tennessee Legislature passes that law making it felony for negro to steal q watermelon, how many columns of editorials will Northern pa pers devote to the Southern persecution of the poor black?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

The stage 1rishfnen played the limit and then the real Irishmen sailed in and put the shams out of business. They richly deserved all they got if they were like some we have seen on the stage.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

Takes up the burdens of an ofiacial pleasure trip" is the way The Portland oregonian speaks of the Presidents dei- egate-hunting jamboree.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
The Objective Mood.

Ashland Standard.
 MT. Bryan sems to be altogether in the objective mood here of late. He finds ob. jections to anything that looks like Dem ocratic harmony. Since he cant get there himself, he does not care to do anything to pave the way for the other fellow.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

The article copied onto the editorial page of The Advertiser Sunday, headed The Platform. Not the Man." should have been credited to The fChattanooss Times.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

The Florence Times remarks that the Kansas City platform lis now burdened with a good deal of dead matter" Yes, so much that 1t will be much easier to build new platform than to repair the old one.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

Those New Workers who neglected to swear otf thoir personal taxes by the slst of March. will ave to think up some other way of escape, or be forced to the necessity of paying.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
Full of Water.
wedowee Star.

Wedowee Star.
 The early bird may catch the worm, but we are inclined to think the worm will be so full of water these days that it will not do the bird much good.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

The New York Sun considers Senator spooner the greatest deeiIner of the age, but just wait till they offer him the Presidential nomination and see him grab at 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

The sporting editor of contemporary says of a yacht on her trial trip that ''she ate the water Pity they don't put her on the Mississippi.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

When a man returns from a visit, all the in- formation his women folks can get out of him is by applying questions that are answered with a 'yes or mo"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

March played a mean trick on April by saving of part of its cold and bluster and leaving 1t where April could pick 1t un.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
Maeteriinck is Coming.

II is announced that Maurice Maeter- liAek,. the gifted Belgian author, will Visit the United States during the coming summer. accompanied pG his aArnoet
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
Largest in Alabama.

tSe Daily ana Sunday cirouiatien of THE AD- tHkTIHEA for the month of March. 1908. pegvNs that tts cireulatioA 0 not enly Greater thAn that of any other morn1ng newapapef tn shs StAtA but also sustains former ciatnns of having . circulaion larger than any other two moruine newspapers in Alabama, com ;hfno1.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07


 vsTitable torm en t at tim es, especially at night CT when over- heated.
 The cause of Ecze- ma is a too acid and general unhealthy con- dition of the blood. The terrifying itching and burning is pro- duced by the overflow through the glands and pores of the skin of ths
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
' ' ' ' ' < | Y < < c WHAT THE STATE PAPERS {
 ARE SAYING. < 4 % 4 Y Y " < < 4 C
Takes the Cake,

Birmingham Age e-Herald.
 The norsefeeu dinner based on Chica. go gas certainly takes the cake through an oversight in the fool killer
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
EGZEMA .:a.' sz.; .. s"< 1u..

No disease much bodily discomfort ches and burns Ena Beginning often with sght redness of the kn gradually spread followed by pusules bl from looking It ap
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

City susscriptions should bs paid to the fol- lowing authorized collectors only: T. Fl. But toaI City Ctrculasor; T. ]. Hiegs Collector; [. L Dnaun, Collector. and at the Counting Hoo0.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

Fame is all right in its way. but fortune weighs more
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

Muon o1s0omtort. As tim9 went by grew Worse, and was convinced tha I was afflicted with Eczsma. coS suited several physiciAns and q num ber of speoialists, and used several ex terna appnoatlcnss ssreoeivtng bu I decided to try .. Q. g, and in 1ess thsi . month I experienced . chanee for th, potter, and by 4sy all symptoms hs1 ly cured, and have had no roturm . the disease since. ". F. BRUSH.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07
The Advertisers Telephones.

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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

V Station A, Kansas oity, Mo. he fiery poisons with which the bloodcurrent is
 loaded. While external applications, such as
 washes soaps, salves and powders aresoot hing and
 cooling they do not enter into the blood itself or touch the real cause of the disease, but 8. S. 8.
 does, and purifes, enriches, and strengthens the eanses and builds up the general system, when the zema with all its terrifying symptoms disappears.
 book on the Skin and its diseases. No charge for
 7nE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,, ATLANTA. eA,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

In isee s.psr.snssa # ti4ss passhss sn sh. in
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-07

". n. sccts. Csrssassssn Mnnsssr ox 1ne xontxomery AAvsrtsssr, being duly sworn. says: Ihs tcrsgcsng ss.xs9snt of ne A. E Maroh 1905, is true and correct and com piled after al rstnrns from newsooys. news d1ofsa VI q. SCOTT. cironlatiom Mgr. a1orn ts and subscxabea before nc this 4th day
 of ArFil 1908. r. ". JACX60N, YasaII N, F.. Ex-o. J. Y.
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Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
Speedily Convicted.

Charlotte, n c., Nov. IA
special from Newbern to The
Observer says: The jury in the
Daniels murder trial at Trenton
came in al 1880 tonight with a
verdict of murder i'm the
first degree: They were out 80
minutes. Judge Moore oyerruled
the motion for new trial and
notice of appeal to the supreme
court was given. The judge sen
fenced Daniels to be hanged Dec
IL.
Daniels is the negro who was
accused Of the murder of MIR.
Furnifold Il. Simmons, the aged
father of Senator Simmons, on
his farm near Newbern a few
weeks ago.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
Not a Sick Day Since.

81 was taken severely sick with
kidney trouble. ! tried all sorts
of medicines, none of which re-
lieved me. One day l saw an al. &.
Of your Electric Bitters and de-
termined to try that. After TAX
ing few doses l felt relieved,
and soon thereafter was entirely
cured, and have not seen sick
day since. Neighbors Of mine
have been cured of Rheumatism,
Neuralgia, Liver and Kidney
troubles and General Debility"
This is what B. F. Bass, of Ere.
mont, n. c., writes. Only SOC. at
Crawford Bros, J. F. Mackev e.
Co. and Funderburk Pharmacy.
Druggists.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
How to Make Money

) gents Of either sex should today
write Marsh Manufacturing CO.. 53S
Lake Street, Chicago, for cuts and
particulars Of their handsome AIu-
minum Card Case with your name
engraved on it and illrd with 100
Calling or Business Cards. Every
body orders them. sample Case and
100 Cards, postpaid, lO". This Case
and 100 Cards retail at 75c. You have
only 10 show samples to secure an
order. Send Us 2Oc at once for case
and 100 cards before some one gets
ahead of you. sept lG-Sm
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
1000 YOUNG MEN
WANTED FOR POSITIONS
THAT WILL BE GUARAN-
TEED IN WRITING.

\ stirling illustration Of the
almost unlimited demand for
young men and women of busi
ness education is furnished by
the advertisement of the Ga
Ala Business College, of Macon,
Ga, calling for 200 young
men and women at once.
That world renowned institu-
ton is said to receive so many
more calls for graduates than
can be supplied that it has not
only greatly reduced its rates,
but concluded to pay railroad
fare and give written guaranty
of position to all graduates who
desire it. O28 3m
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
Important Notice the
Voters Of the Town of
Lancaster.

Notice is hereby given that
the books for the registration of
the qualified voters of the Town
of Lancaster, will be open at
the office Of the Auditor of the
county in the court house, in
the Town of Lancaster. on Mon
day, the Goth of October, 1903
and on each Monday thereafter,
during the month of November,
1903 Those voters who have
not registered during this year
are requested to do so
\. M"Nauus,
SUP Reg. forTOwn Ian
October -. 1903
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
Excursion Rates.

To Augusta, Ga. and return via
the Southern Railway, account
Georgia State Reunion of Con-
federate Veterans, Nov. 1912,
1908.
The Southern Railway will sell
reduced rate tickets from all
points in the State Of South
Carolina to Augusta, Ga and re
turn account of State Reunion OF
Confederate Veterans November
10th-12th, at One Cent a Mile
plus Twenty-Five Cents.
Tickets on sale from points be-
yOnd radius of 100 miles of Au-
gusta, Ga. November 9tE-I0th,
and points within radius of 100
miles November 10th-11th, and
for trains scheduled to arrive in
in Augusta, GA. before noon OF
Novem ber 10Th. limited to No
vOmber 18th, 1908.
For full particulars apply TO
any Local Agent Of the Company
or TO r w Hunt, ID. r. A.
Charleston, S. G.
to Nov. II.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

The Lutheran Church ranks
first among Protestant denomi
nations in the United States, hav
ing 1900 congregations and a
membership of 100000, forty
eight theological seminaries,
43 colleges, fifty academies.
ten young ladies' seminaries,
twenty hospitals, tifty-two orphan
asylums, twenty homes for the
aged and eight deaconess hou. es.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
Cheap Rates.

Via the Southern Railway to CO.
lumbia, S. Q. account Of s @.
State Agricultural and Me-
chanical Fair.
On account of the above occa-
sion, the Southern Railway will
sell tickets from all points in
state OF South Carolina to COlum
bia, 5. @. and return at rate of
one First Glass Fare plus = cents,
which includes one admission to
the Fair Grounds.
Tickets on sale daily October
24th-29th inclusive, and for trains
scheduled to arrive in Columbia
prior to noon of October 30th,
limited TO return until November
End, 1908.
For full Information, schedules,
ETC., apply to any local Agent of
the company or
r. w Hunt, ID. Z. A.
to Nov. Is. Charleston, S. @.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

Charlotte, N c., Nov. S-Col.
w. L Blackwell OF Durham was
stricken with paralysis today and
no hope for his recovery is
held out. Starting as a poor boy
he amassed tCriune in tobacco,
being the original Durham Bull
man. In later years he lost all
OF his money. He was postmast
er at Durham under Cleveland.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
Trespass Notice

All persons are hereby warned
not TO hunt, fish, or IN any way
trespass upon any of the lands
owned or controlled by the under
signed, under penalty OF law.
H. w. McGinn,
L. II. Barber,
w. l. Patterson,
II n Patterson,
o.. O Barber,
|. a. Patterson.
to 3-15-'04
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

A colored man went into the
office of an opticisp in Atchison
and asked the name of a curious
looking machine which he saw.
"That," said the optician, "is an
ophthalmometer." "Ya.A.a.s,sir"
said the colored man, backing
out of the office; that is what l
was afeered it. wAr."-Atchison
Globes ssuss sassa'' -, -
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

to 3-15-'04
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
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Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

"A remnant of a few dozen
bottles Sewing Machine Oil that
sells everywhere at 10c a bottle.
We are closing it out at sc. 4t
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

For stylish Wedding Inv Ia
tions, apply at the office of the
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Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

If you are live lighthouse
you do not need a whistle.
Paying the debt of nature
does not pay the debt Of sin.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-09-21
MILKMAN BREAKS A POOLROOM.
Barney and His Followers Put Bank
roll Out Of Business.

The Bowerys sporting men couldn't talk
OF ANYTHING Yesterday but the luck of
Barney the Milkman on Saturday, when he
broke poolroom not far from Fourteenth
street
Barney went into the poolroom on Satur
day. and after studying the card on a st.
Louis race in which Crime was entered,
shouted:
y bay Crime Everybody blay Crime
Crime always wins ven a man CANDLES
He bet $40 each way on the horse, which
the poolroom quoted at rs to to win, s to
for place and 4 to 1 for third. Crime won.
Barney did war dance when he cashed in
his $50
When the odds were posted on the seventh
race at Gravesend Barney picked Eagle at
10, 8 and even, playing $40 each way on him.
The crowd followed him this time Nor
della came in first and Eagle second but
Mordella was disqualified
Barney almost went into Mysteries as he
pocketed $3.50 more winnings. His next
pick was the horse Frank Collins in one of
the st. Louis races, The price was u to
to win, 4 to for place, and to for third
When the crowd saw Barney play 500
each way on Frank Collins they almost fell
over each other to get their money down.
Frank Collins won with case and Barney
made $3.50 more.
His last play was $50 straight on Orfeo at
Chicago at o to 5. barney had so many fol-
lowers by this time that when Orfeo won it
was announced that the bankroll was gone
and the crowd had to wait while the man
agement sent out for more money.
The poolroom folks said they had lost
IS, 900 on the day. Barney won $I,l00.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-09-21
PARRY WORKMAN FELLED.
VIII Probably Die From Injuries inflicted
by Union Man.

INDIANAPOLIS. Sept. 20.-William E. Col
Inns, a non-union employee Of the Parry
Manufacturing Company, was brutally
assaulted late tonight by a negro union
hod carrier named Davis. The assault
was Witnessed by woman and little boy
who told the police that it was without the
least provocation.
Collins was taken to the hospital in
dying condition, having received tract
ure Of the skull from the blow and the con-
sequent fall to the sidewalk
According to the story told the police.
Collins was standing on the sidewalk when
the negro came up and began to discuss
the merits Of tho labor union and to de-
nounce tho Parry employees for refusing
to organize the factory. Collins said that
he did not want any argument. that he
was satisfied and IL Davis was there ought
to be no room for argument.
Davis insisted on giving his views, and
Collins turned away from him. As he did
90 Davis struck him terrible blow on the
head with a club. Telling him.
This is the second employee OF d. N.
PArrysv factory who hAa been AsnMuitod
In the past two weeks, and his fellow work
men charge that there Ii conspiracy
among the members Of organized labor to
provoke arguments on the question Of
unionism and follow them up with at
tempts to murder
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-09-21
READY FOR SAM PARKS.
Iron workers Expect Old Fashioned Row
in Kansas City Meeting.

KANSAS CITY, Mo-, Sept. 20.-Sam Parks
of New York is expected to attend the
seventh annual convention of the Inter
national Association of Bridge and Strno1-
ural Iron Workers which begins its sessions
at Labor headquarters tomorrow morning.
When President Prank Buchanan Of
Chicago raps for order that may be the
signal for an old fashioned row, which
delegates from the East, now here, fear
will be precipit ated by Parks, walking dele
gate Of a New York union and his followers
Parks had not arrived tonight, but from
what could be learned of his movements he
is due in Kansas City tomorrow. Among
the structural iron workers already here
Parks and his followers are known as
desperate men and unless revolvers and
knives are barred serious trouble is feared
The state Of mind of the delegates OF the
opposition crowd already on the ground
was well shown tonight, Two delegates
called at police headquarters to ascer-
tain what protection against personal vio-
lence from other delegates they would get
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-09-21
THINGS ONE RUNAWAY DID.
Spilled Out Three Persons and Ran Into
Two Other rigs.

There was bad mix-up on Boulevard
Lafayette about o'clock yesterday after
noon when that highway was crowded
with vehicles of all kinds. 1t began with
the running away Of horse hitched to a
light surrey and driven by William Gollob
of 4Os West Twenty-fourth street. Tho
Misses May and Kate Stone Of the same
address were with Gollob.
The horse started E. !s2d street. On
the first block he ran into the horse and
buggy OF James Buckingham OF 1852 Broad
way. Buckingham was thrown out, h
wheel was knocked of his buggy and his
horse started TO run away In q direction
opposite to that taken by Gollob's horse.
The latter kept on. spilling Gollob and
the Two young women II lsOth street. None
OF them was hurt. Then he runaway
hit the horse Of a physician without harm
10 Ell her party, scared the wits out Of a
dozen other drivers who had barely time
TO get ont Of the way, and finally ran in
Depot lane, where il landed against wire
fence and WAS caught.
Etohingham's horse was taught af i1Sth
street by Bicycle Decentralization.