Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-06-10

Strikes home-The clock.
A sueer is light q lightning calumny.
A first olass-class duHer-The fresh
man.
Whoever obliges promptly Obliges
twice.
Kiss the hand which you cannot
bite.
Only the wealthy can eat spring
chicken.
All people who disagree with Us are
a bit queer.
When two are made n the mar
wants to be Il.
Wise lie the man who desires only
what he can obtain.
A novel writer doesn't necessarily
write something novel.
Fortune smiles on the few; to the
many she gives the laugh.
When a man settles down he gen.
orally begins to settle up.
The silver liuing of q cloud is not
visible to the naked eye.
When a family has q black sheep
the fact is generally kept dark.
The fellow who Is on his uppers
can't even call his sole his own.
Money is the root Of all evil-if it
belongs to some n else.
1t is a hard chip to be rich il you are
running for q state office.
The hend who asks, "Is it hot
enough for your" lie at large.
In order to be sure you are right
you must 60 ahead and find out.
There are some people who squeeze
money ~ tightly that 1t can't talk.
Snow comes down in winter almost
as easily as ice goes up in summer.
When a man boasts of sanity it is
well to be on guard against violence.
The north pole is attached again.
1t win be brought home this time,
sure.
Turkey promises once more to be
good. The sultan must be badly
scared.
No considerate woman will strike
her husband for money when he's
down.
In August it will be pleasant to re-
call that the first breath Of summer,
was moist.
A woman puts away love letters
with more care than a mar does gov
eminent bonds.
In a woman's mind no man Is worth
flirting with unless it will make some
body else miserable.
1t will be observed that Grover
Cleveland is letting the other fellows
do all the talking.
When you do not need a shave IL is
a comfort to walk past a barber shop
full of men waiting.
The average man doesn't think as
much of his wife as he thinks of her
good opinion Of him.
Resolutions at this time of the year
that you will not take q summer va
cation amount to nothing.
When q mar tells his wife occasion
al lies, it is one way of showing that
he thinks a good deal of her.
Machinery for a new electric light
and power plant to be erected ct
Jackson, Miss, has been ordered.
The Chicago professors statement
that coffee is wors than whisky will
be regarded as a truism in Kentucky.
II it troubles you to pick up any
thing from the floor and you are under
sixty, that means you are eating too
much.
AS we understand it, the terms Of
surrender provided that Senator Han
ma should be permitted to retain his
side-arms.
A Chicago doctor has prescribed
champagne for a popular diet. That's
a doctor that tries to please his pa
tients.
Some of the alleged wars appear to
be harmless sparIing for points &c
compared with the Paris Madrid auto
races.
To his dying day the man who buys
two drinks for a quarter when be
wants only one thinks he is practicing
economy.
The forest is ALWAYS burned by it's
own trees Is a beautiful way OF saying
that one is always betrayed by ones
best friends.
Commencing at y collar button
and extending dow three or four
inches, the girls seen, ne too lightly
dressed.
We don't know OF yone who has
a harder time with bis uscience than
an unselhsh man who c. fves the meat
for his family.
The latest is a flower cure. II q
man DOESN'T behave, plant flowers
around the house and pu' big bouquets
Of them IN his room.
BY the time the average person has
reached 40 he begins to feel like an
old doll that is leaking sawdust
through q dozen places.
Carnegie is offered a second class
decoration BY a twentieth class coun-