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Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
Servants.

First Housewife-Some days l undo
about everything the servant does.
Second NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.! How
do you dare?
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

A Massachusetts, pastor has resigned
because his church wouldn't raise his
salary above SIC week. Twelve
dollars Is a lot of money.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
The Trust Question in GERMANY.

The German Imperial Board Of
Trade has requested all chambers of
commerce to report infinitely all facts
Tor or against the organization Of
trusts.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
One of MANY,

Rubberton-Did Jones die without q
will?
DR.. Quackem-No, indeed. He died
very much against his will.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
Ice the Year Around.

There is a point near the famous
stony cave, In the Catskill Mountains,
where Ice may be found on any day
Sf the year.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
\ Change of Opinion.

80 they named cigar after you"
YES" answered the sporting man,
in dubious tone
quite a compliment"
II thought so till l smoked one Of
the cigars. Then concluded it was a
libel"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

About the time love begins to wane
q woman ought to learn to be first
class cook and everything will be
serene
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
Terrible TO Contemplate.

LaMontt-I see some one has invent-
ed a projectile in the shape of a cigai
that will annihilate an army.
LaMoyne-You don't say! bet Il
they made it in the shape of racing
automobile it would kill twice as
many.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
LET US ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA
RIOUS HUMORlSTa

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World Over-Sayings that Are Cheer
TuI to Old or Young Funny Selec-
tions that You Will Enjoy.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
A LITTLE RmAe.

Mrs. Witherly-I bought this rug for
the baby to play on.
Witherly- don't let her know it.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

Death wears kinder face many
times than life.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
A Common Affection,

Flows he fiXed|
"Oh, he has the usual strawberry ap-
petite and prune income."-Puck.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

If dyspeptcs would only marry good
cooks half the trouble in this world
would be eliminated.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

The man who has hay fever every
year ought not to feel that he will
meet any punishment in the future.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

Lillian Russell is a motherin-law.
Good-by, Lillian, take care Of your
self.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

Miss Maulda-Your company is dis
tasteful to me.
Corporal Plnhead-Then I'll resign
from it. l don't like being a soldier,
anyway.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
The Composite House.

When Mr.. Subbubs built nest
In which to house his bride,
He borrowed from his friends the best
Ideas they had tried.
He borrowed here, he borrowed there
Smiths frieze and Green's veneer;
He borrowed Johnson's porte-cochere
And Cooper's chandelier.
He borrowed Wilson's water tank,
Parks pantry, Gray's grill;
And then he borrowed from the bank
The cash to pay the bill
-Lippincott's Magazine.
MA ,,nn,,,n in-nnr.nno nunu rnrnunnAoL
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

In order to acquire wealth the den
list must keep plugging away.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
Behind the Scenes.

Sweet Slngcr-The tragedlan says in
coming through the Rockies on a train
last winter he couldn't see out of the
windows.
Soubrette-Terrlble snowstorm, 1
guess,
Sweet Singer-Box car, more likely.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

The pawnbroker doesn't have to shut
up MS long as people will put up with
him.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

Doing nothing for others is the I'M
doing of ones self.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

1t is impossible to please the woman
who doesn't know what she wants.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
Custer County Republican

.. NJ AMsBERRY, EDITOR PUBtrsHEH
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

BROKEN BOW, NEBRASKA
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22
Ont at First.

"Sir," began the young man, 81 can't
to ask your daughters hand in mar
rlage 1 feel that l am not worthy OF
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

Young man." interrupted the stern
parent, u fully agree with you on thai
point, and there is nothing further to
be said on the subject. Good-eyening
sir"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

No mans ignorance ever prevented
him from giving advice
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-10-22

Stout Man-Iullo! You look as IL
you had been riding on a barrel
Bow-Legged Man-You look as if you
had swallowed one.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14

A Feat OF Memory.

Some light is thrown on the possibil-
ites Of memory culture By an interest
ing recital contained in the autobiog-
raphy of Robert Houdin, the famous
conjurer. He taught his son to glance
at, say, a shop window and to memo
rize accurately, as in brain picture,
the windows contents. Then he would
ask him to describe the contents, check
ing and correcting him as he went on.
On one occasion Houdin was COM
manded to the Tuileries to give per-
Torrance before the French court. AS
he passed through an anteroom to the
saloon he bade his son note the arrange
ment of the rooms and the contents Of
the bookcases. Then at the close of the
entertainment Houdin astonished his
audience by giving what he called a
second sight, test. Declaring his I'M
familiarity with the Tuileries, Houdin,
blindfolding his son, asked him to send
his gaze through the wall of the room
to the chamber beyond, to describe the
arrangement of the chamber and to
read the titles of the volumes on the
shelves of the bookcases. This feat the
young lad accomplished, to the aston.
tshment of the court.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14
Disastrous Wrecks.

Carelessness is responsible for many
a railway wreck and the same causes
are making human wrecks of snffer-
ers from Throat and Lung troubles.
But since the advent of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds, even the worst
cases can be cured, and HOPELESS resig-
nation is no longer necessary. Mrs.
Lois Cragg Of Dorchester, Mass, is
one of many whose life was saved by
DR.. Kings New Discovery. This
great remedy is guaranteed for all
Throat and Lung diseases by Fiesler
& McNeice, Druggist Price soc. and
S1.O0. Trial bottles free.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14
MORA HOUSE.
The EIe:zxnce of Which Wesley
Wrote fi:x LcrE Departed.

The Elegance of Which Wesley
Wrote Has Long Departed.
John Ne.;!>y Was the guest of Lady
MORA at MORA House, USher's island
Dublin. in 1I71. Writing IT the house.
the great Methodist said: Il was
surprised to observe. though not a
more grand, YET i far more elegant
room tlan any | have ever seen in
England. l. was an oHtagon bout 20
feet square and Is or lG feet high, hav'
ing one window-tLe sides of it inlaid
throughout with molher of pearl
reaching from the top Of the room.
The ceiling, sides, furniture Of the
room were equally elegant. And must
this, too, pass away like a Qream?'
Half a century ago the elegance of
which Wesley wrote departed from
MORA House. The Mondicity institu.
ton diSnlantled it, took down the int
rior decorations and covered the gar
dens with offices. 1t is today as dis
NAL looking 4 place as is to be seen in
or around the Irish capital, which has
many reminders that it was once a
capital in deed as we'll as in namc.
Among other notable visitors to MORA
House in the days Of its glOriCS was
Charles James Fox, who there met
Henry Grattan. 1t was in MORA House.
too, that Pamela found a refuge while
her husband, Lord Edward Fitzgerald,
was dying in Dublin Newgate not far
away across the river Iitfey.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14

California hotel keepers ale rut'
hing their hands in glecful anticipa-
ton of the most profitable season OF
on the history of the state.
What might be called "strctly first
class" trayel to the Pacific Coast has
been a little backward but, since tie
first of the year. the tide has turned
and all the limited trains crossing
the continent are taxed to the limit.
Those running over the southern
routes have, of course, almost mo
nopoly of California travel that moves
during the winter months.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14
- u 5 rE % IT Z A.
Bears tbs 8 The Kind You Have Always BOun!y
Signature at &<HZzztZu
Notice For Publication.

Department of the Interior.
United States Land Office.
IT. Cloud, MIMI, Jan. 2, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim.
and that said proof will be made before the
Clerk of District Court at Long Prairie on
March 2Sth 1908, viz: Alfred Kruger, H.
f. No. 1880, for the NW4, of SEA NEA of:
SWA lots and of section 7.twp 127, Range 80
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
tion of said land, viz Isaac Stegner of Sank
Centre. Mimi, George Bnsshardt of Sank
Centre. Mimi, Frank Martin of Sank Centre,
Mimi, and Albert Oldham of Sank Centre
Mimi.
MD. TAYLOR. Register.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14
Only One Nigh to Florida.

In addition to its reoular morning
and evening tran service for all
points south, the Biz Four Hoptc
is running a Pullman drawing-room
sleeper on it's p. m. train, daily
except Sunday. Chicago to St. Aug
Justine, Florida, via INDIANAPOLIS, Gin
clnnati. Atlanta. Macon and J"ckeon-
vile. less than - hours I'll route.
Thus train is known as the e hlcagO
and Florida Special' and is strictly
up to the Twentieth century mark.
Cali On agents for rates and tickets
via Big Four-Q. & e. Route, or ad-
dress either Charles S. LaFOllette,
T. P. A., or J. G. Tucker, General
Northern Agent, 234 Clark street,
Chicago, III.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14

When you want a pleasant physic
try Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets. They are easy to take and
pleasant in effect. For sale by Han
son & Emerson.
+ i. +
Spring laziness, legs ache, back
aches, feel tired, no ambition, no APP
petite, all run down feeling Rocky
Nj ountain Tea puts new life into your
body: you feel good all over. IS
cents. Hanson and Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14
The Truth
About Lung
Troubles

Chapter I. Severe climate.
Thermometer has been known to
drop so degrees in SO minutes.)
Sun hot, wind cold.
Chapter II. A hard cold. A
touch of the grip. Don't seem to
get we'll.
Chapter III. Hacking cough.
(Guess it will wear off when warm
weather comes.)
Chapter ". Doctor says left
lung is affected.
Everybody knows the last chap
ter.
Isn't it pitiable? The more so
since common cough-cures don't
cure hacking cough. They only
temporarily dry it up and upset the
stomach. The cause is still there.
We believe we can help nine
cases out of ten of this kind-that
is about our average of relief and
cure so far.
We do it with Vinol, which is
made from the best remedy for
lung troubles the world has ever
seen cod liver oil, but with the
vile-smelling grease left out.
The results are gained by i'm
proved nourishment. The rich
new blood overcomes the swarming
germs of disease. There is almost
immediate gain. Tryit on our guar
"rtee-money back if you want it.
For sale byHanson & Emerson
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14
where Barley Is Cultivated.

Where Barley Is Cultivated.
Barley extends over a wider climatic
range than any of the other grains ard
is successfully cultivated over a great
er breadth Of the globe than any other
cereal. 1t t1ourishes under the heat
and drought Of the borders Of the torrid
zone and grows sturdily and maturely
on the northern verge of the temperate
zone, ripening and thriving under vari-
Gus adverse circumstances which wheat
is wholly unable to resist. Barley Is
found in the Farce islands, near Cape
North, the extreme point Of Norway;
near Archangel, on the White sea, and
in central Siberia between So and 50
degrees north latitude. In genial CHI
mates. such as those of Egypt Barbdry
ard the south of Spain, two crops Of
barley may be reaped in the same year,
one in spring from seed sowed the pre-
viouS autumn and one in autumn from
q spring sowing.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14
Mr.. Joseph Pominville of Stillwa-

Mr.. Joseph Pominville of Stillwa-
ter. MINI. after having spent over
=, 0uU with the best doctors for stom
4. = tro~h' ',hout 'clicf, was ad
vi~rd bv his druggist, Mr.. A lex Rich
ard, TO try box of amherlain' $
S Cmach and Liver Tablets. He did
so, ana is a we'll man today. If
troubled with jndigestio on, ha1 taste
in til" mouth, lack Of appetite or COZ =
stiration gives these Tablets II trial,
AMI YOU are certain to be more IL an
pleased with the result. For sale ut
2 CENTS ~ box by Hanson & Emcr-
son.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14

WANTED-SEVERAL PERSONS OF
character and good reputation in each state
zone in this county required) to represent and
advertise old established wealthy business
house of solid financial standing Salary
$2l.OO weekly with expenses additional, all
payable in cash each Wednesday direct from
head offices. Horse and carriage furnished
when necessary. Enclose self-addreSsed en-
cagO.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14

Sts 'hu'a me aver - neaithy
action 'u~'hes the blood, and makes Won
feel Nror"nt and vigorous. You can get
Dr. & Green's reliable remedies at
Tia" = Emerson. Get Green's Specia,
Almanac
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14

CATHOLIC-Onr Lady of The Angels
corner Seventh and Ash streets. High Mass
and Sermon every Sunday at 1890 a. m. Low
Mass daily at s a. m.
REV. FIR. r. F. O'CONNOR, Pastor.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14

NGREGATIONAL-Fir church, cor
ner Fifth and Main streets. Every Sunday
morning at 1920 and evening at $780, Sunday
school at 1915. Junior c. E. every Sunday at
p. m. Christian EndeavOr at $50 p. m.
Prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings.
EPISCOPAL-Church of the Good Samari-
tan $40 Main street, corner Of SIKH. Holy
Communion each Sunday at Ga. m. Morning
Prayer and Sermon each Sunday morning +
1880. Evening prayer and sermon 0
Sunday school at noon.
REV. F. M GARLAND, Rector.
GOSPEL HALL-Swift block, Third ST rect
Sunday school at 3 p. m. Gospel meeting at
7:3O p m. Prayer meeting and bible study
every Wednesday evening at So'clock.
METHODIST-First NJ. E. corner of Fifth
and Elm streets. Services every Sunday at
1890 a. m. and 7:30 p, m. Sunday school at
1 AS a. m, Epworth League at 6 80 ard Jun
Tor League at p. m, Prayer meeting on
Wednesday evening.
REV. Q. B. BRECOUNT, Pastor.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14
ChurChDireCtOry.

)NENTIST-Seventh Day, COrne Sew
enth and Ash streets. services every Satur-
day at 80. REV. SHAW. Pastor.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-05-14
Not A Sick Day Slice.

~ was taken severity sick with kid
ney trouble. J. tried all sorts of medi-
cines, none of which relieved me. One
day saw an ad. of your Electric Bit
tiers and determined to try that. After
taking few doses I felt relieved, and
soon thereafter was entirely cured,
and have not seen a sick day since.
Neighbors of mine have been cured of
rheumatism, Neuralgia, Liver and
Kidney troubles and General Debility :"
This is what B. F. Bass, of Fremont, N.
C. writes. Only SOC, at Fiesler & Nc
Neice, Druggist.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-06-18
SYNOPSIS OF PREVIOUS CHAPTERS


Chapter 1.-C1rcnfal Lorry, a wealthy
American globe trotter, stumbles into ac-
Quaintancc with a charming foreign girl
on the train from Denver to Washington.
The PAIR are left behind when the nicr
stops for repairs in West Virginia.
Chapter ll.-Lorry wires ahead to hold
til" train. lie and the unknown girl ride
twenty miles at a tearing pace in u
mountain coach. There is no loVcmaking,
but u near approach to it as the rolling
stage stumbcs the passenger about.
Chapter IlI.-Lorry dimes with the
forongn party, consisting of Miss Cug-
gcnslocker, Uncle Casper and Aunt
Nvonne. They are natives of Grau-
stark, a country Lorry and never heard
OF before.
Chapter 1N.-Lorry shows the foreign
ers the sights of Washington. They leave
for New York to sail ON the Kaiser Will
helm. Miss GuEgenslockor naively calls
Iorry her ideal Amcrican' and invites
him to come and see her at Edolweiss.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-06-18

Quercd an additional ten years in
which to pay off the obligations i'm
posed by the treaty. lie Furthermore
offered q considerable reduction in the
rate of interest for the next ten years.
But he had a condition attached to this
good and gracious proposition-the mar
rage Of Graustark's sovereign. His
ambassador set forth the advantages
of such an alliance, and departed with
Il message that the matter should have
most serious consideration.
The old princes proposition was a
blow to the princess, who was placed
in trying position. by sacrificing
herself she could save her country. but
in so doing her life was to be plunged
into interminable darkness. She did
not love nor did she respect Lorenz
who was not favorably supplied with
civilized intelligence.
The proposition was laid before the
cabinet and the nobility by the princess
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-06-18

suming an ease and compla cence he did
not feel. Truly he was guilty of UNI
precedented presumption.
you have secrated-desecrate
DO YOU hear?' she went on, paying no
attention to his remark.
"Pcccavi. All, your highness, de-
light in my sin. For once am a pow
or. | speak from the throne. You
will not have me abdicate in the zenith
of my glory! BE kind. most gracious
one. Besides, did you not once cry be-
cause your uncle refused 10 sit with
you? Had he been the possessor of II
dangerous wound, rs am, and had he
found himself so veal; that he could
stand no longer, am sure he would
have done as I have sat down in pref.
ercncc to falling limp AZ your feet. You
do not know how badly am wound.
3D." he pleaded, with 60. .c.t de,l.
bic meaning.
"Why should you woI A+Ic:" she
asked plaintively. You H.. y, no right
TO treat the throne | occupy as n sub.
ject for pranks and indisnlties. | did
not believe you could be so-forgotful."
There was proud and pitiful resent.
mcnt in her voice that brought him 10
his senses at once. He had dehled her
throne. In shame and humiliation he
cried:
Il am a fool, an migrate. You have
boon too gentle with me. For this
despcable act Of mine 1 cannot ask
pardon. and it would be beneath you to
grant it. l have hurt you, and can
never atone. l forgot how sacred is
your throne. Let me depart in dis
grace" He stood erect as if to forsake
the throne he had stained, but she.
swayod by a complete reversal of feel
ing, timidly, pleadingly touched his
arm.
stay 1t is my throne, after all. I
shall divide il. as we'll as the sin, with
you. Sit down again, l beg of you.
For brief spell | would rule beside a
man who ia fit to be king. but who Is
desecrator. There can be no harm,
and no one shall be the wiser for this
sentimental departure from royal Gus
tom. We are children anyhow, mere
children"
With an exclamation of delight he re-
sumed his position beside her. His
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-06-18
CHAPTER NH.
UNDER moon AND MONASTERY.

NDER moon AND MONASTERY.
va NOR two days Lorry lived through
bf intermittent stages of delight
"a and dependency. His recovery
from the effects of thc blow
administered by DannoX Was naturally
rapid, his strong young constitution
coming to the rescue bravcly. He saw
much of the princess, more Of the
Countess Dagmar, and made the ac-
quaintance of many lords and ladies'
for whom lie cared but little except
when they chose to talk of their giriSh
ruler. The atmosphere of the castle
was laden with a depression that could
not be overcome by an assmilated
gayety.
The princess could not hide the trou-
bic that had sprung up in her eyes.
Her laugh, her gay conversation, her
rare composure and gentle hautcur
were poWerless to drive away the
haunted, worried CLEAN in those eX-
preSsiyc eyes Ofhluc. LOrry had it on
his tongues end Il dozen times during
the next day or so after the counts
narrative to question her about the
to her.
The Countess Dagmar, when not
monopolized by the very progressive or
aggressive Anguish. unfolded to Lorry
certain pages in the personal history of
the princess, and he, of course, ell
couraged her confidential humor, al.
though there was nothing encouraging
in it for him.
Down by the great fountain, while
the soldiers were on parade, the fair
but volatile countess unfolded to Lorry
story that wrenchcd his heart so
savagcly that anger, resentment, help
lcssncss and love oozed forth and en-
veloped him in Il multitude of emotions
that would not dispense.
"She will not mind my telling you,
because she considers you the very
best Of men, Mr. Lorry," said the count
css, who had learned her English UNI
der the Princess Yetive's tutor
1t seems, according 10 the very truth
full account given by the lady, that the
princess had it in her power to save
Graustark from disgrace and practical
destruction. Tile Prince of AXphain's
son, Lorcn2. was deeply enamored Of
her. infatuated by her marvellous beau
ty and accomplishments He had per-
suadcd his father to consider n matri-
mOnial alliance with her to be one OF
great value to .AXphaln. The old
prince, therefore, some months before
the arrival of tie Americans in Grau-
stark sent to the princess a substitute
ultimatum, couched in terms so polite
and concillatory that there could be no
mistaking his sincerity. He agreed to
give Graustark new lease of life, as
1t were, by extending the fifteen years
or, in other words, to grant the con-