New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-07

The marking up OF paper values IN Wall Street
does not appear TO Increase the taxable values Of
the State which. in the item of personal property.
ara less this year than last. according the Official
figures. by s5s.0oaooo.
The Old Habit-Towne--r suppose you have heard
that old Lawyer Sharpe is lying at the point OF
Browne-No. Wen. well. the ruling passion
strong in death sh&(PhiIadelphia Press
Tho Grand PaIats in Paris possesses q wond.r-
ful clock. which was shown In the Paris Exhibition
Of 1856. It the work OF Collin. and has Just
been overhauled claimed for this chef dcsuvre
says the 'Dsbats." that II does not vary than
the hundredth part Of second in year. u Is four
and half metres in height and Indicates the time
IN the twelve chief cities OF the world. each city
having its own dial The clock not only marks the
year. month and day Of the week. but its pendulum
forms barometer Of singular precision
dtioninS his actions with the phrase speo voIepte
or God yng or something OF the sort An SId
him to dine II shall be delighted to accept" he
she shifted can't in the terminal phrase, for she said
quickly "oh, 81 you're dead. I promise not to ex-
pect you"-(Christian Register.
Mexico has imported for trial IN her Province OF
Michoaean q lot Of the long staple Egyptian cotton
seed. and II 1t grows well there II may open nav
door Of prosperity for the State equal 10 these
srsentiferous ones. ike gates Of Plutus palace.
which lead downward into her mines. Wise states
manship and rational and respectable politics dur
came In have done wonders for the country. more
ten times than it's long string Of Spanish
vceroys, working through three centuries and over.
were able to accomplish Long staple Mexican
cotton will be a new commodity in the market, but
there Is plenty OF room for IL. and Just now par
ticulariy encouraging prices.
Hard to TeII.--"what IL that you're baking there.
some cake7"
the young brids.-Philadeiphia Press.
A military gentleman of venerable aspect wish
ing 20 cross the roadway IN Trafalgar Square.
according '"rhe London Chronicle put him
self In the charge Of constable. pleading that his
eyesight had suddenly failed. The constable took
his and walked with him some little distance.
Languishing for exciting Incident. the on1ookers
quickly noted this. and the question ran from lip
TO lip. What has the old gentleman donsT' Soon
there procession and his supposed delin-
duercy was audIbly debated Who'd have thought
It? Looks respectable. Pickpocket doubtf'
Much eiated by this popularity. he begged the
constable 20 escort him to bis club In Pail Mall
and after short consultation another policeman
undertook this Office leading him by the arm
The crowd quite imposing. and tho
criminal was promoted from picking pockets TO
wilful murder. Imagine the public stupefaction
when arriving at the entrance to his club he was
gravely saluted by the consts BILE and mounted thu
steps with the air Of the commander in chief
SCOTCH BRANDY
Tin prosecution against a Glasgow firm q purvsyors
no matter what the origin OF spirit wsswhe,hsr grapes
grain. rotten figs. potatoes black antsosndy II was
color aud smeli-l
with apologies to W $ Giibert>
Known TO the world as '1rnp0-ted from France"
Take some potatoes-or anything handy
The very first thing that encounters Your glance:
Figs dsc99W9RosPPs h sTset Pgrsaei% Winoo.
Ants or cockToaches, disabled In ACTION.
Maize that Is damaged, and meant for nnauurins.
Win the tD dry rot a 5siS Sf so FOE IG9
Sawdust handful. foot OF charrei wood;
Squeeze from these elements all that Is squeeZaols
Che process is easy simple and feasibleli
-(Punch.
OF the brides led annually to the altar the
Christian world over. measured but extremely
moderate percentage refuse 20 repeat the words
Of the marriage service binding them 10 obey
well to love and honor their husbands. Ono
OF these has Just come 20 the front IN Vermont,
and not being abIs herself draw a modification
OF the Episcopal marriage service. or to persuade
pastor bishop TO exceed his authority and per-
nit that change. she has elected to be married
by a compliant Congregational divine. and en-
barks upon her cOh1ugal career with the ouoyancy
and lightheartedness OF one not vowed to mind
eny BODY. The number OF these headstrons and IN
subordinate brides IS happily never Iarge enough
10 cause social revolution. but about many ara
sure TO appear during each pairing season. and IL
Is Just possible that the records Of most OF them
kicking ia the harness which nigh, not unres-
son1bly be locked for-
A Gold Mne.,-The Kansas DEFINITION Of a gold
Is nar"-Philadeiphfa Ledger.