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New-York tribune., 1903-07-19
MONEY AND EXCHANGE.

MONEY MARKET.-Money on call. %; per cent
Time money was quoted at 1895 per cent for sixty
10 ninety days 4Iad5 per cent for four months and
per cent for five and six months. Commercial
paper was quoted at per cent for sixty to ninety
days ndorsed bills 5a51a per cent for choice four
to six months bills and per cent for others
FOREIGN EXCHANGE.-Marl closed stasdv
Actual closing rates follow:
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Amer Light x Trac. .-.....
do pyef q per cent .--.--.
Bins Gas LIST mtg 6s, l9oS- q.
do stock. ...---.---.-----
Bling l. II * T 1st IS, 1912. o
Butt + & Z Co LIST mtg IS.
Clium Gas co list IS. 1892. D..
l. 9 & = q 1st Con IS. 1870.
do stock k.--.-........-...,.--
Fl " Gas Co 1st rs, 1923
. Rap - L CO LIST IS, 1919
Hud Co Gas ist Con IS. I049
Indianap Gas Est 6s. 1929. o
do stock -.-----.--.--....-
L < " Y Gas lsl 6s, 1923, q.
New-Haven Gas Co stock .
y Y < 2 r l. & Z Co stock
DO pref. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Ohio * / g ist mtS IS. 1925
do stock NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Syracuse u LIST mtg IS. l040
st Joseph Gas list IS. 1887 .
81 Paul Gas 9 NJ IS. 1914
Westch L Co ist mg IS. 1850
a. pref stock. k...........,
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WEEKLY STOCK CHANGES.

The usual weekly table of price changes for the
active stocks follows.
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HEAVY RAILROAD EARNINGS.

Railroad earnings received yesterday for the
second week in July showed the following changes,
compared with the same period year ago.
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AMERICAN SECURITIES ABROAD.

London, July IS, l p. m-The market for Ameri-
can securities was irregular. but exhibited firm
undertone. Final prices follow:
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RAILROAD BONDS.-Market irregular. Total
ssIes amounted in par value TO Ss555eo, against
e 4 800 on Friday. The heaviest dealings were in
the Chicago Burlington ard Quincy IS, Chicago.
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9DA: Union Copper eco at 11s; Bay State Gas. 500
56. and 5000 International Silver 6s. at S91s-
International Mercantile issues were strong; the
preferred rose per cent purchases of 200 shares
at 201z021 The market closed firm but quiet
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) RECORDED, DI

Closing prices yesterday of the principal active
securities and net changes from Fridays quo
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MISCELLANEOUS SECURITIES.
ACTIVE STOCKS.

FURNISHED By William E Nichols & Co.. No. Is wall-stl
Asked Bid Asked.
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INACTIVE STOCKS.
FURNISHED by William E. Nichols Co.. No Is wall-s,)
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Quotations furnished By Joseph Walker sons \, -,
Broad-St1 Z"
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THE WEEKS BANK CHANGES.

Loans s9o9 SO 600 S907 0l5. SEQ Dec 81 5iS 500
Pssii fssai tenders 35lsoo 800 % 7Ssi78o Inc Inc $3.50
circulation .. 100000 800 Dec 800
United States deposits included. S37. .26SsOO
The following shows the relation between the
total reserve and the deposits the respec-
tive dates:
,, jgy as i 100 s5@ 5@y M 5s 400 Inc s9 s 500
Legal tenders 74,Si,9oO 762i7iOO Inc. i's4590o
Totals ...... S23Io443oo $287 OSO5OO Inc s6O86 POO
a aganst deposits 22aos5 SIS 2ssO2o25 Inc 7ee2oo
Reserve ... $s.ooS 40 $18 27s. .475 Inc. s527ooOO
Reserve on deposit other than United States in
creased s. 26S,575
The following are the changes for the corre-
spending week for the three preceding years: 1902
Loans decreased $344S900 cash increased $3106.l0o
deposits decreased $50510o and surplus in
creased $Sz 30 lSu-Loans decreased So 966 800
cash increased S6107s0O, deposits decreased SS44s
500 and surplus reserve increased SS22oG00. 1900
Loans decreased SS3SlO0O cash increased 900
deposits decreased 6S1000 and surplus in
creased $12175.
The following table shows the bank holdings
the respective dates:
Loans 5 SOY Is SS s5 ISlg M 5 SS siS 5 70 81 5do
sssI fsssIe i9S SS2iSS 0 500 7sSissSS
D. posts 's55 26si0O 946692 800 s5s I45 800
Circulation ..-.... 4s.9os.sJo 3l.so9.6OO So7lo1 100
.Unted States deposits included. s87 2ss. 800
The following shows the relation between the
total reserve and the total deposits the respec-
tive dates:
Legal tenders-..... 72.2i71oo 777lSSoo 7s.sl3,9OO
Total S287 $50 500 s25oss2 500 s255si57 700
against deposits deposits 22aso2o25 2s57s225
Reserve sla27ssas7s i67Oes2sTs s2i.O205sg7.s
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sAnd interest.

sAnd interest
MISCELLANEOUS GAS COMPANIES.
FURNISHED by William Nichols * Co. No Is wall-stl
Int period Bid ASKED
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Iass. Ias DiFi5a- Int; Bid A.k.d.
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/ Saturday, / Saturday. Net
July II. July Is. changes
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iUARANTEEo STOCKS.

deposits Increase s527oOOO deposit
ase.$
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RAILROAD AND OTHER STOCKS.

i-Actual sales Closing
/ Open High. Low. Fin. Bid. Ask
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Total sales for the week. 554 y
sro.si - ,-oce1ng .23S -
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STOCKS.

reported by Clinton GILBERT. No. wan-s'o
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
EDISON SUFFERS FROM THE X-RAY

NEW YORK August Thomas A. Edison described today the
injurious effects upon himself which have followed his expert
men with the Xray These affect his health seriously
I'm sorry said Edison the story has that have been
made blind by Xrays for that is wholly untrue have suffered from
much other The violet light has upset digestion
and bad Lup have formed all through region
stomach and of the specialists have consulted
do anything to relieve it. They is condition of affairs
them know the result of the X-ray because held
close to my stomach when worked"
Daily Edsons assistant lost his through working
N-ray Edison, speaking of his and Dals
strange part of all that all this is the result of working
ray hive or six We all deeply interested
experiments making and shut up X-rav several
hours each day Finally began take hold of stop
and we gave our attention other things Years
comes this result
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
MUST MUzzLE THEIR PETs.I

An ordinance requiring the muzzling
of dogs or the leading of dogs in leash
through the streets has been passed
by the New York board of aldermen.
The owners of pets nave been loud in
their protests, but being against the
judgment of the best physicians, the
medical societies and the health Board,
these had to be disregarded. 1t is in
fact an enactment whose good sense is
obvious to every one except the owners
OF pets, whether these owners be rich
people or poor. and both sorts are
equally angry at the law, just as both
sorts of pets are equally nuisances. The
leash" requirement is a bad COM
promise, however, and will have to be
abandoned before long. The enforce
ment of the law is placed in the hands
of the society for the prevention o.
cruelty to animals. The officers of this
society have also to determine upon the
proper form of muzzle. At the best, 1t
is but the mitigation of nastiness and
the diminution of rabies that can be
achieved by the law. Ordinances of
the sort ought to. be in force in every
city.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
ASSignee'S Notice TO Creditors.
IN THE MATTER OF THE BANK
RUPTCY OF NEE LEE.

The undersigned, the duly appointed
assignee of the estate of Nee Lee, a
bankrupt, having on this 3Oth day of
July, A. d. 1903, ned in the Circuit
Court of the First Circuit, Territory of
Hawaii, his petition for his discharge
as such assignee.
NOTICE is hereby given to all cred
itors, who have proved their claims
against said bankrupt, that said as
signee will apply for the settlement of
his accounts in said estate and for a
discharge from all liability as such as
signee, on Monday, the 18th day of
August, A. d. 1903, It the Court room
of said Court at Honolulu.
GEORGE RODIEK,
Assignee of the Estate of Nee Lee, a
bankrupt.
KINNEY & McCLANAHAN,
Attorneys for Assignee.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
BYAUTHORITY
SHERIFFS SALE NOTICE.

Under and by virtue of Il certain
Alias or Testatum Writ of Execution
issued out of the Circuit Court OF the
First Judicial Circuit of the Territory
of Hawaii, on the 18th day of July, A.
d. 1908, in the matter of the Hawaiian
Hardware Co., Ltd, plaintiff, VS.. the
Kamalo Sugar Co., Ltd, defendant, I
have on this 3rd day OF August A d.
1908, levied upon, and shall offer for sale
and sell at public auction to the highest
bidder, at the Police Station, Kalakaua
Hale, in Honolulu, Island of Oahu, Ter
ritory of Hawaii, at ~ o'clock noon OF
Saturday, the 5th day of September A.
D. 1903, all the right, title and interest
of the said Kamalo Sugar Co., Ltd, De-
PENDANT, in and to the following des-
cribed personal property, unless the
sum of Fifteen Hundred and $4,000 Dol
lars, that being the amount for which
said execution issued, interest, costs
and my expenses are previously paid:
100 head of Cattle,
u California Mules (broken to har-.
ness,
Is Saddle Horses.
A. M. BROWN,
High Sheriff, Territory of Hawaii.
Honolulu, oahu, August 3rd 1908.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
Notice to Creditors.
S. C. ALLEN ESTATE.

The undersigned, Bathsheba NJ. AL
len, Joseph o. Carter Mark p. Robin
son and Paul Muhlendorf, having been
duly appointed by George d. Gear,
Second Judge of the Circuit Court OF
the First Judicial Circuit, Territory of
Hawaii, executrix and executors of the
Will of Samuel Q. Allen, deceased, late
of Honolulu, Island of oahu, Territory
of Hawaii, hereby give notice to all
creditors of the said deceased to pre-
sent their claims duly authenticated
and with proper vouchers. II any ex-
ist even If the claim is secured by
mortgage upon real estate, to them at
their place of business at the Office OF
Allen & Robinson, Limited, No. 30
Queen street, in the City of Honolulu
aforesaid, within six months from the
day of the first publication of this no.
tice, or within six months from the day
they fall due, or they will be forever
barred
BATHSHEBA NJ. ALLEN,
JOSEPH o. CARTER,
MARK p. ROBINSON and
PAUL MUHLENDORF,
Executrix and Executors under the
Win and of the Estate of Samuel
C. Allen, deceased.
Kinney & McClanahan, Attorneys for
Executors.
Honolulu, Territory of Hawaii, July
18th, A. d. 1908.
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ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE.

The undersigned hereby gives notice
that he has taken an assignment for
the benefit of creditors of On Tai and
Company, and that all claims against
the said On Tai and Company must be
presented to him at the office of Thayer
and Hemenway, COZ and 6O3 Stangen-
valid Building, Honolulu, within thirty
days from date.
CHARLES r. HEMENWAY,
Assignee of On Tai & Co.
Honolulu, July IA, 1903.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
ANOTHER FEE OWING.

a suit was instituted yesterday by
r. W. Breckons and j. j. Dunno a
gainst w. S. Ellis and the other SUM-
ner heirs for $3.50 alleged to be due as
an attorney fee for advice in connec-
ton with the Sumner litigation. The
plaintiffs set forth that they We're
consulted and gave advice reasonably
worth $3.50 but that the defendants
have neglected and refused to settle.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
LORD BEACoNsFIELD's HOPE.

LONDON, August 4.-According to
the Chronicle, it is not impossible that
the Kings Irish visit will result in the
appointment, of Archbishop William j.
Walsh of the diocese of Dublin to the
Irish Privy Council. Hitherto no Catho-
lie prelate has been on the council,
but it is said to have been a cherished
dream of Lord Beaconsfeld to have on
the council a prelate possessing the
confidence of the Irish people and of
the Pope.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
Notice to Creditors

All persons having claims against
Tong On are requested to present same
within 30 days to NJ. S. Grimbaum &
Co., or they will be forever barred.
TONG ON.
Honolulu, July %, 1903.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14

Bates county is so full of former resi-
dents of Iowa that the Butler Republic
can-Press suggests that an Iowa asso-
citation be organized to hold an Iowa
picnic annually.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
ON TAI LEE
Successor IN On Fraf Cr.

VIII open on Saturday July %.
Childrens' and Ladies' Underwear
and Netting made to order speciality.
1850 Nuuanu Street, near Beretania-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
Headache Cured

and prevented by DR.. Miles Anti
Pain Pills, unequaled for neuralgia,
toothache, backache, etc. No opiates.
non laxative. Never solq in hulk. SenG for
free book on the cure of headache. b doses
IS cents. Sold nd guB rantcuC %, all druggists.
DIR. Mules Nrni",r 80 Nlkhtrt, Ind.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14

Twenty-Five cents pays for a Wana
ad in the Star. A bargain.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
OAHU RAILWAY AND LAND CO.'S
TIME TABLE
MAY lsT, 1908.
OUTWARD.

For Waianae, Waialua, Kahuku and
Way Stations-'9:15 a. m, 1920 p. m.
For Pearl City, Eva Mill and Way
Stations-t7:SO a. M, 1915 a. M,
'11:O5 a. M, '2:15 p. M, 1920 p. m,
t4:15 p. m, '5:15 p. M, 1880 p. m,
t11:15 p. m.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
INWARD.

Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal
alua and Waianae-fS:96 a. M, "5:S1
p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City-t6:50 a. M, t7:46 a. M,
1885 a. M. '10:3S a. m, "2;05 p. M,
4;3l p m. 1871 p. m, '7:4O p. m.
Daily.
7 Sunday Excepted.
I Sunday Only.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14
A Bargain.

A fine large Building lot on the
slopes of Punchbowl graded and ter
raced, and commanding a beautiful
vifw Of Diamond Head and the sea, is
offered for sale at a bargain. The
place is high and dry, yet not two min
utes distance from the Rapid Transit
cars. Just the place for a home out Of
town as far as dust and smoke are
copcerned, yet within such an easy
dstsnce that man could have plenty
of time to go, home to lunch.
Anyone interested can have full par
ticulars at this office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14

Star Want ads pay at once.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14

f. c. SMITH,
G. p. & T. A.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14

q. P. DENI5ON,
Supt.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-14

AUDITING DEPARTMENT. TERRITORY OLE HAWAII.

ANNUAL COMPARATIVE STATEN YEARS ENDING
GOTH. 1902. JUNE GOTH 1903
The daily sentinel., 1903-10-19
Held Services.

The Reverend Il. Meir. of the
Lutheran church at Grand Junction,
is in the city. Last evening he con
Quoted services for the Lutheran mis-
sion at this place. in the PRESBYTERIAN
church. But the most pleasant part
of his visit to Aspen was that of off
ciating at the christening of the little
7-months-old son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Woods The christening serv-
ices were held last evening and were
a source of much joy and comfort to
the parents and friends in thus start
ing this little life out ON its earthly
journey with Gods blessing on its
head. The little one received the
baptismal name of Charles Joseph
with Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Boehler
acting as god-parents. Mr.. Meir has
enjoyed his short visit very much and
made many friends among those who
had the pleasure of meeting him. He
leaves for Grand Junction on this
mornings Midland with the expecta-
tion of again visiting Aspen some
time within the next month. Aspen
Democrat.
The daily sentinel., 1903-10-19

as we'll. There We're always smiles
and kindly expressions for him in re-
gard to his health from nearly every
body and there was none who enjoved
the respect and confidence of every
body quite so much as did the de-
ceased. When Alexander Struthers
lett here, he lost a good friend. Mr..
Struthers. under whom the decea sed
worked for number of years was al
ways ready to stand sponsor for any
thing desired by his old employe and
there was bond of friendship that
has lasted until death has severed the
link.
The daily sentinel., 1903-10-19
DIES FROM. . ;.
HEART FAILURE


Thomas Mclean, a pioneer of Mesa
county, died at st. Marys hospital
Saturday night at O'Clock. He was
in good spirits Saturday afternoon
and had just short time before re-
turned from walk across the railroad
tracks and was being handed his sup
per by one of the sisters at the hospi-
tai when he fell forward and died.
from rheumatism of the heart.
The deceased has been a citizen of
Grand Junction since 1889. He has
for the most of the time he has lived
here worked at the shoemaking trade.
He was born in Dublin, Ireland. 81
years ago and came to this country
when a young man. For a short time
he resided in Pennsylvania, where he
was married thirty two years ago to
Sarah Mccoy, who survives him with
two living childrsn. The latter are
Mrs. Nordelle Robinson of this city
and Mrs. Belle Eddins, of Missoula,
Montana. fl
The deceased was ever of a kindly
disposition and made many warm
friends.
He will be buried tomorrow after
noon from st. Josephs Catholic church
at two O'Clock, Rev. Father Thomas
Conway having charge of the last ser
vices for the dead. ,-,- .fsit =; ssl.t =
The daily sentinel., 1903-10-19
IS VERY PETTY

The Daily Sentinel is COM
piling a directory of Grand
Junction and vicinity, a dis
play of enterprise that should
receive the support and en-
dorsement of the commune
ty in preference to any out
side foreign concern if it is
equally accurate and merito-
rious, as it no doubt will be.
Aside from its constant work
in aiding the developing and
upbuilding of its home COM
munity, the pay roll of a To-
cal daily contributes in no
Insignificant proportion to
local prosperity. Any dispo-
sition to decry the enterprise
of a cotemporary is very
petty elluride Journal.
The daily sentinel., 1903-10-19

Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Oy-
ster, Saturday morning. a girl.
Ben Allison. clerk in the Sampliner
store. is confined to his home by sick
ness. f
The store where you find Great
vaniety and Good Values is the G. V.
store, Reed block.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17
Important Measures Passed.

The following are among the prin-
cipal bills passed by the Legislature
during the session just closed:
New registration for cities.
Worlds Fair appropriation, $100, 900.
Torrens system of land registration
Exemption Of 5000 worth of property
from attachments by constitutional
| amendment.
Amendment to constitution consoli-
dating appellate courts and providing
for seven justices for terms of ten
years.
Codification of probate laws.
Creating position of state supervisor
of printing.
Mineral land inspector and rigid
control of state lands.
Giving title to Gunnison tunnel to
government.
Division Of Adams county.
Employees not to be DISCHARGED
solely on account of old age.
Creation Of delinquency courts and
compulsory education.
Making 1t compulsory to put labels
on convict-made goods.
Failed Of Passage.
Following are a number Of measures
strongly urged in the Legislature
which failed Of passage:
Civil service bill.
Eight-hour bill
Initiative clause Of initiative and
referendum bill.
Constitutional amendment regulat.
ing smelter charges.
Giving county assessors right to as
sess railroads.
Pure food measure.
Antitrust bill.
Local option bill.
Many irrigation and mining meas
urea
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

The man who predicts what is to
happen in the next century is always
safe. Nobody will feel like disputing
with him while he lives, and nobody
will take the trouble to dispute his
predictions after he is dead.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

The Buffalo inquest has developed
the fact that one of the society lead
ers" kept boarding house. 1t looks
as if Buffalo society might be some
what vindicated
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Army and navy officers in Washing
ton now frequently wear their uni
forms at the theaters and at private
entertainments. A few years ago uni
forms were never worn on such occa-
sions. After ALL why should women
have monopoly Of all the brilliant
c0lors?
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Kansas has a new claim on the
meanest man championship. At Well
ington the local Scrooge hired a col
ored boy to carry a ton of coal upstairs
for which 15 cents was paid. The
thrifty Kansan then inveigled the boy
into a game Of craps and won back the
Is cents.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

The cars plan of reforms is far
reaching, they say, but it does not
stop the smudging out from our news
Eapers of articles which comment on
1t before they can be delivered to peo-
pie in Russia.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Lady Granville Gordon is an Ameri-
can woman and has lived in Chicago
America and Chicago are waiting.
however, to receive further particu-
lars before doing any boasting.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Those English writers who compare
Joseph Chamberlain to Daniel Web
ster may be good critics OF political
history but their specially obviously
lies in humorous work.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

If there is anything in names Senior
Bustamento, Cubas distinguished SEN
ator. ought to be powerful addition
to the American trust regulators If
he could only be imported and ma
turaliZed.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

When a girl pleads in extenuation
of theft that sit is wrong to have Civ
en- her an education and no money"
there seems to be something wrong
wI,n the education.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

With deaf-mutes listening to opera
by the aid of an acousticon, the do
main of the seemingly impossible is
still further diminished.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Nothing short of revolution will
jar Castro loose now
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

It's great to be a king after all. The
boy King of Spain, it appears, can
marry grown-up woman II he wants
to. What boy could ask for greater
happiness than that?
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

To appreciate n good woman, know
q few bad ones.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Charles Buttell Loomis. the humor-
fst, has been elected a justice of the
peace in New Jersey on an indie
pendent ticket. The punishment
seems deserved
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

The Macedonians have postponed
the Balkan uprising and the war cloud
has been temporarily consigned to the
property room.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

If every mans mind was geared to
work little faster than his tongue
many rash things would be left un-
said
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Sir Thomas Lipton is again of the
opinion that the Americas cup is as
good as won, but it may be just as
well to go on with the preparation
for the races.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Mr.. Schwab says that he is anxious
to get back to work. And this is the
season. too, when everybody has that
tired feeling.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Buffalo Hawkshaws claim that any
way they are doing the best they
can" Precisely. That's the worst
of it.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Michigan man came to life the
other day in his coffin. He should
keep the coffin. He may need it
again.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

The girl with the bird on her hat
may not be able to get into heaven.
but does she want to if there are to be
no feathers there?
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

Editor Stead never tires of holding
this mad world in check. but he often
wonders what would happen if he were
to let 90.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

A st. Paul man nearly killed him
self chewing toothpicks. What right
haze people who chew toothpicks to
try TO live on?
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

The longer Adelina Patti lives the
older grows the joke about ner notes
being good for the cash.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

King Edward is accused of parsi-
mony. With such an income as he has
now he can afford to be parsimonious.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

II the scarcity of food keeps on in
Venezuela. they will soon have to
eat Caracas
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

A man who writes good thing can
try it in dialect and slang later on and
make two extra strikes with it.
The Dolores star., 1903-04-17

They ought to pass AN anti-smok
ordinance on st. Vincent Island.