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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20

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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20
TO CURE A COLI IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Brom0 Qulnlno Tablets.
Al druggists refund the money II II
fails 10 cure, E W. Groves signature
IN on each boz; 70 cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20
r. e. KINGS LIST.

FOR RENT.
At THE BEACH, cottage, barn, chick
en- house, bathroom; $50.
GROOM COTTAGE, on King st., AT
Cottage Grove.
FIVE ROOM COTTAGE at Cottage
Grove, King ~.
FURNISHED Housekeeping Rooms.
FOR SALE.
FOUR COTTAGES at a bargain known
as King Place by the German
Church, BeretaDla -.
r. e. KING.
Cottage Grove, King Street.
Tel White 1861.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20

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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20

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hot or cold water and all modern
improvements. Call al Silent Bar
Dor Shop. 20t9tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20

TO LET - Furnished rooms at Mrs,
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20

TO LGT--On6 or two furnished rooms,
centrally located. Enquire at this
once. 2ltg1w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-20
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Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
Sister Hostcsses.

1t cannot be denied that sisters
make charming hostesses whenever
one finds them keeping house to-
gether and Hospitality inclined. For
one thing it is gain to have two
hostesses instead of one, and sisters
are accustomed to one another and
can understand each other without
a word and instinctively feel what is
going on. They can talk together
of quite different things and yet
keep tune. Many a sisterly shrine
must occur to each one of us, with
warming hearth and pleasant words
of welcome. 1t matters not whether
it is in Brighton or in London, past
or present, or in the murky Man
chester or on Cornish crag or by
some distant Cumberland lake side.
One always seems to be at ease
where reflected kindness lights up
the friendly hours of companionship
and rest.-Mrs. Richmond Ritclne
in Cornhill.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
4 Shower In SomaliIand.

An English lady travelling with
her husband in Somaliland tells the
following story of thunder show
er and the. visitors it brought: "Os-
car Graf and his men had come to
the zeriba to pay an afternoon call
and, having on their best togas, did
not care to get wet, so came and sat
under the fly of our tent. They each
brought a handful of spears and
shields and, huddled together in the
cramped space, alternately prodded
each other or put a spearhead
through the canvas roof. The storm
lasted nearly an hour, and when the
first CLEAN of light appeared all ran
with wild shouts to the dusty track
whence we had come, but which was
now rushing river. All the casks
and skins were filled, to the accom-
paniment of weird songs, and then
the ponies, sheep and camels-these
last had had no water for seven DAYS
were brought down to drink"
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
Was a Man of His Word.

When the old navy yard was at
the foot of Federal street one of the
employees opened boarding house
In the vicinity. One day young
man applied and on learning the
terms said he would come with his
trunk that night. When bedtime
came the boarding house keeper and
his family retired, but the new
boarder had not put in an appear
ance. Next morning they found
the house had been robbed during
the night, and on the table in the
dining room was a note from the
young man saying he had arrived
according to promise; but, not hk-
ing the looks of things, he would
not be back.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
A CLEVER sWlNDLE.
The Sharp Trick That Was Played on
London Jewcier.


There is one firm of jewelers. in
London which has the best of rea-
sons for remembering how efficient
a detective may be in certain cir
cumstances. An American bishop
entered the shop and asked to be
permitted to see some jewelry, moth
ing very expensive, which he could
not afford, but something that he
might ask his wife to accept, say
f70 or $50. Charmed, of course,
the obliging shopman displayed his
wares, and the bishop, with his car
riage at the door, did not hurry, but
was persuaded eventually to take a
bracelet at f100. He produced a
note for f100. That happened to
be all the money he had with him.
1t seemed all right to the shopman,
but the good bishop, a stranger to
the firm, was scrupulous. "Send it
along to the bank and have it ex-
amined while / wait" he said. q
should prefer it." Nothing sim
pier. An assistant was dispatched
to the bank and returned to say the
note was one of the very best, and
everything was very satisfactory.
The bishop took the bracelet, the
man behind the counter popped out
to usher him into his carriage, when
up strobe an unmannerly varlet of
a policeman in uniform and tapped
the bishop on the shoulder.
Hello, Jimp he exclaimed ia
miliarly to the good man in the
shovel hat and CATERS. teHello /!
Up to your old tricks again, are
youP You'll just come along with
me. So saying, he roughly han
died the poor bishop back again
into the shop. The proprietors said
that there was a very grave mis-
take here. The gentleman upon
whom the constable had laid hands
had just bought bracelet for f100
and paid for it with a note whose
excellence had been duly attested
by the bank authorities. Gust let
me look at that note, sir" said the
constable, unconvinced. He scru-
tinized it closely. "Ah, just as i
thoughtl" he exclaimed. ""rhis note
Is one of particularly clever batch
of forgeries which are very difficult
to detect, and the man is no more a
bishop than you are. We will 90 off
to the police station at once. / will
take the note and go on with the
prisoner in the carriape- and Won
must send your men In a cab to
meet us and give evidence" So the
policeman took his prisoner and the
note and the necklace and whirled
away IN the carriage. Neither the
bishop, the policeman, the note nor
the bracelet has ever been seen or
heard of since.-St. James Gazette.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
Gained His Wish.

There was company at the table.
The plate of cake was passed to the
guest, who took one of the largest
pieces, then to Johnny, who took
the other large piece. As Frank
took the remaining small piece he
said under his breath to his broth
er, 'Pigw
WELL" said Johnny, eff it had
been passed to you first which would
you have taken?"
The small piece, of course" said
Frank, with righteous indignation.
well, then, what are yea grum-
bling about? That's the piece you
got isn't itw-Youth's Compan-
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
Had Time to Rest.

Mr.. Choste, the ambassador of
the United States at London, tells
story of sculling match that took
place between an Englishman, stu
dent of Oxford, and an Irishman, a
student of Cambridge. The Briton
won handily. At no time was he in
danger of defeat. Moreover, in a
spirit of fun and bravado he had
stopped two or three times in his
course. and had hidden the Irishman
in the rear to ''hurry up"
After the race the. Irishman came
in for good deal of chaff in view
OF the overwhelming defeat he had
suffered. But he merely shrugged
his shoulders.
"Faith," he said, eff 1 had had
the long rests that he took could
have beaten him easily"
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
His Nerve.

Since the engagement Of pretty
Miss B. has been an announced fact
her small brother has been puzzling
his head to understand what it
means.
why" explained his mother,
"Mr. Skaggs has asked sister to mar
ry him. That means that she will
hive In his house after this and he'll
take care of her."
"Buy her thingsP" asked the boy.
Eyes"
Hats and dinners and ice cream
and everything" he persisted.
Eyes" was the answer.
The boy thought it all over for a
moment and then said:
"Well, amt that man got nerve,
though p-Washington Post.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
More Suddenness-

Something bothering you, Miss
Weaver ?"
why, yes, Mr.. Ragmore. It's
only a trife, of course, but our lives
are made UP of trifes, you know.
Mamma and Aunt Miriam have been
giving me such lot of nice linen
lately, and / was just wondering
how | would have it marked"
why not with your name ?"
Eyes, of course. B-but if / want
ed to change it,"
do your" =
ooh, Mr.. Ragmore, this is SO sud
den "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
Tommy's Bad Break.

1--WE are going to have pie for
dinner" said Tommy Uptown to
the minister.
"1ndeedl" laughed the clergyman,
amused at the little boys alertness.
Sand what kind of pie is it?"
tits new kind. Ma was talking
this morning about pa bringing you
home to dinner so often, and pa
said he didn't care what she thought,
and ma said she. would make him
eat humble pie before the day was
over, and l suppose we are going to
have it for dinner"
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
"A distant and sorrowful cry came

"A distant and sorrowful cry came
in answer.
"Andree, what's the matter 20
cried her mother, alarmed.
This is what had happened: An
dree, inquisitiye little girl that she
was, had turned down q passage
and suddenly opened a door. She
was curious to see what the room
was like.
The door, it SO happened, was
that of private boudoir. Inside,
as she stood, pretty as. a fairy, in
the doorway, she saw velvet sofa.
On the sofa she saw, half reclining,
a very pretty young widow with
black eyes and demurely sweet
face. Kneeling on the soft Turk
ish rug beside her, with his hand
upon his heart and an expression of
eternal love upon his face, was a
young man.
Andree heard no words, but the
noise of opening the door caused
the young man to spring to his feet
ana lace her.
"Ah, Andreep
1t was indeed Anatole.
Andree possessed resolute char
acter, as we know. She never saw
Anatole- again, and the amount the
courts granted her for breach of
promise of marriage is not exactly
known.
In tins way a mother-in-law who
was anxious to do all she could for
her son-in-law only succeeded in
bringing about results that were a
hundred times worse than the most
bitter hostilities.
Such is the irony of fate, and
doubtless it was best for the happi-
ness of Andree.-From the French.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
Raising the L.mit.

Don't you think that the ideals Of
craftsmanship are higher now then
they used to ber'
sure they are" answered Senator
Sorghum. 1--WE known the time when
$500 was considered big money. Now
You can't get man that amounts 20
anything to look at less than $40 O0n"
Washington Star.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
His FeeIinr F.cuItx

Il don't see anything remarkable in
that mule" said the prospective pur-
chaser. except that he's stone blind"
Eyes, subj" replied the mules propri-
etor. The bin In his eye. but you des
orter see him feel fer you wild his
heelsy'-Atlanta Constitution.
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25
Steamer owen billiard.

Mail and passengers TO and from Whit
stone, Irvington, Weems, Mil.enbeck
Merry Point and Urbana, daily Except
Sunday.
SCHEDULE:
Leave-White Stone, Ia. m; Irvington
7.45; Weems, SIS; Millenbeck, o; Merry
roint, $50; arrive Urbana, 11.30 q. m.
Leave-Urbana, 2 p. m; Mi .enbcck, s
Merry Point, $50; w Gems. 4.30; Iryingtop
3 arrive White Stone, d p M
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25

'ncy aoohu tbe mdugerf Xney knelt
and wershiped. Yes. but mere than
that. They gave their presents, because,
from time immemorial. the gold, the
frankfncense and the myrrh have al
ways been suggestive symbols In wor-
ship. II Is ono act to bow ut the man.
ger; 1t is another act to give yourself
as an Offering to Christ The motive
which prompts the Christmas gifts %
OF more importance than the intrinslc
value OF the gifts themselves. I was
never more impressed with this fact
than by an incident which happened In
my life many years ago. was at that
time q college student and had been
for some months during my summer
vacation preaching IN q little Pennsyl-
vania church thirteen miles away from
the nearest railroad. l loved those old
ffke county farmers for their honesty,
sincerity and genuine pSety, which I
have never seen surpassed In any con-
greSation. Not only did love them,
but / also respected their intellectual
ity. think In reference to the size Of
my audience 1 spoke there proportion
ateiy to as much brain as I ever ad-
dressed in metropolitan audience.
Well, the last sermUn had been de-
livered. and it was time for me to go
back TO my studies. l was feeling very
depressed at leaving the people. A
drenching, heavy rainfall was adding
to my gloom. I paced up and down the
farmers porch waiting for the little
stage to take me to the depot. II was
truly minister's blue Monday" As
was walking up and down, thinking
how ] had entered into the lives Of
these people and they into mine, / saw
a big. awkward, gawky countryman
coming down the muddy road. He
stood about six feet one. The bottom
OF his pantaloons hardly reached the
top OF his shoes. He seemed TO be all
hands and legs and feet. He came up
to the garden gate. He hesitated .
moment and then was passing on.
thought the man wanted to come
and speak to me- ! called: Hello, So
and-so. Are you not coming in to bid
me goodbyT He opened the gate and
came I'D the path. Then. dripping
Virginia citizen. (Irvington, Va.) 1891-1921, 1903-12-25

hair ana beard was the biackness Of
tue midnight. The muscles stood out
In knots upon his swarthy neck. The
legend declares that these three men
ioiiowed the guidings of a huge bird,
whose one eye alittered like a monster
star. But whether the sages were
three or five or ten, whether their
names were Melchior Caspar and Bal
thasar. whether the star In the east was
the monster eye Of a huge eagle OF no.
whether there is any truth among the
many legends that are told about these
noted travellers, this fact is certain
they were wise men. The Bible dis
tnctly states that there came wise
men from the east to Jerusalem, say
Ing. where is he that is born King
OF the JewsY"
Most Intellectual OF Their Time.
We have seen hundreds of pictures
descriptive Of the wise men coming to
the Manager. in every one OF which the
artist has tried to put the highest in
teiligence into the faces Of the men
who were riding upon camel back or
trudging afoot over the deserts sands;
but though II Is significant that the
first seekers after Christ were the wis
est men OF their time, the fact need
not astonish US. In every age since
that epoch the mightiest intellects of
the world have been found among the
followers OF Christ, the wisest of men
have entered that Bethlehem caravan
sary to learn OF him. About the man.
ger SIS. Leo, Chrysostom and Ber-
nard, John Wesley, Faber, Bourdaloue,
Massillon, Rowland Hill, Spurgeon, Jo-
seph Parker. Dwight L. Moody have
preached their mightiest sermons. The
greatest hymnologists, Charles Wesley,
Tate, Byron, Bishops Heber and Kebie,
have written their poetic masterpieces.
The greatest painters, Muriilo. Raphael,
Leonardo da vinci. Guido. Michael An
geio. Giotto, Lippi, Andrea, Montequa.
PeruRino. Paul veronese. Correggio
and a host Of Others have exhausted
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-12-26
SIR Boyle Roche.

In every account OF the Irish parlia-
ment Sir Boyle Roche comes in with
the persistency Of King Charles head
I'm Mr. Dicks memorial Ills bird T.
as well known as The phen!x and bids
fair to share its immortality
"Sure, Mr. Speaker" said Sir Boyle
on the occasion that has made him ia
nous. how could a man be in two
places at once-unless he Were a bird =
Put Sir Boyle is not mere creation
Of legend. lie was a real living man,
a fine. biuT. snIdierlike old gentleman.
holding some post at the yice regal
court. sitting for a government DO ough
and always voting faithfully for tie
castle" The debate one night was on
sinecures. which Curran lad indignant
~ denounced and, twittpd by one Of
the opposite side on some personal in
consistency in the matter be replied
hotly;
Sir, am the guardian OF my own
honor"
TO which Sir Boyle neatly rejoincd:
"Th-u the gentleman himself hJs got
a very pretty sinecurc All the Year
Round.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-12-26
Jeans Revenge ,

An avenger need not ucce sarily be q
naturalist. but there are cases where
he would take his vengeance more to
the purpose il he knew tie habits OF
his victim. i-.pp,a ni@.a' tells
story Ct Jean The French Canadian
gardener who was iaEal #,aIping on
a little mould If n 81 2. "tl ana
fhuckling , himself
"Ah. m'sieu," he cried triumphantly.
81 am not II one to De triied with! /
am cr-r-g-ucl man when once am
arouse. M'sieu will remember the mole
that has long tiu.c rayHgr the straw
berry beds of madame? Livery Eorn-
ing madam" she say j ean, why catch
est thou not that moleF
"But The mole was aIae; e was
qucck Always | look AM look. but
never can 1hd hccm. l;ut at last,
thecs very morning. ! catch heem |
hold hccu light in M h2ud 80 and !
say 'Aha-a-a, Is tEOu. dian, that has
vcSed maadme ana rayagyd her beds
of the sta berry, ALa-a! You snail
repent Of thees wickod@p5s.
Then wonder how ! SIN Kill
hecm lie must be puu.a, nd "a. wol
as Killed I wonder AID Npnder but
at hast lave the eranl ana All IT
was crru !, m'.leu. Eat way ! kjH
hecu. Int what wou yoIf u.d IT,
moi deserve Of ,ar worst: 3ut .n va
yes uaGaa, ns More tx hccld,
bury heom a,rv"
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old Comfort.

Fussy Passenger Why does your
company insist that passengers must
purchase tickets before entering the
train? Are they afraid II we pay
money to you that yon viii steal IT,
Conductor with dignityl-Ccrtainiy
not They are afraid the train may run
Off the track before can get around
New York Weekly.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-12-26
Smoi<r slowly and iyuii Cancer.


From the medical prufrssics cones a
warning TO smokers II YOU wish e.
avoid tohnccO cancer don't smoke fast
After careful observation II has been
practically determined that this form
OF cancer is caused by the irritation
resulting from tho heat Of the cigar or
pipe. Men who smoke long stemmed
pipes. II is H'lt. do not have cancer
no matter how much they smoke, while
those who indulge in cigars or short
stemmed pipes are afflicted by this
malignant growth,
Tobacco cancer caused the death of
General Grant He was an invcteratc
smoker. aud he smoked very fast. At
the battle OF Shiloh he is said to have
consumed nifty cigars. In smoking n
large number of cigars In n short time
the tongue il irrltnird 10y excessive
heat aud In time cancer Is the result
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-12-26
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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-12-26
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