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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11
ANA OMY OF AN OYSTER.

The Ri, Ives Organs Are Numerous
and It's Heart Quite Humanlike.
Every oyster has mouth. heart.
liver. Il stomach. besides many curious
ly devised little intestines and other
organs necessary organs. such az
would be handy 10 living, moving.
intelligent creature The mouth Is at
the end Of the shell. near the hinge and
adjoining the toothed portion Of the
oysters pearly covering. This tiny lit
tie apology of mouth is oval In shape,
and. although hardly visible to one IN
used to making such anatomical eXam-
nations. it can be easily discovered by
gently pushing q bodkin or a piece of
blunt, smooth wire along the surface
Of the locality mentioned.
When the mouth IS at last located.
you can thrust your instrument through
between the delicate lips aud u eonsid-
erable distance toward the stomach
without causing tue oyster the least
pain whatever From this mouth there
Is OF course miniature canal leading
to the stomach Feed passes from tbs
canal 70 the stomach and FROM the laJ-
Ter organ iutu the tntesEipss Just -
readily as though the nttie bNalvs
were a. large ~ IA elephant or a rhi-
aoceros.
Remove the shell this operation .
rather rough on the 9ysuer out Gun Dc
eous II d comparatively painless ua1s
ner by IN sxpertJ, aud you w.t. see the
crescent. which Les jllsr over tne 81
called hearg This BALI moon space =
the oysters pertcardl9W Within b
the true heart the puIsasIons Jr which
can be readily seen without the aid II
a glass. The heart IS very humaubke.
made OF two parts, one % which re-
ceiyes the blood from the silis through
network OF real blood vessels the
other portion contracts and drives the
blood out through the body. The other
organs of an oysters anatomy are all
In their proper places and perform
their several functions
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11

The Old Testament records show.
Notwithstanding the various revisions
through which these venerable books
have passed. many indicat tons OF ami
NAL worship among the lsraelites.
which must have lasted for ages be-
fore the prohibition inculcated in the
second line of the Decalogue was for
INFLATED. At a comparatively late date
Jehovah was worshiped under the
popular symbol of a bull. while the
twelve oxen upholtilng the laver in
Solomon's temple, as well as the horns
adjoining the altar, were drawn from
the prevalent bull worship"
Modern research has also proved that
the cherubim were represented in the
form of winged bulls. NJ. Lenormant
In his famous book ON the Beginnings
OF History" says that during the time
OF the kings and prophets most as
suredly the cherublm. as there describ-
ed. are animals"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11

An old lady who M the best was Ger.
tainly not very musical attended
church one morning little while ago.
During the service an anthem was
sung 10y the choir during which GER
tain MIR Wood rendered solo. When
returning home, the old lady remarked
10 friend:
Dear, dear. What a mess they made
OF that anthem. to be sure. Why, II 1t
had not been for MIR, Wood they would
have broken down entirely In one
part. ~ .ondon Standard
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11
Her Own Idea.

"Your daughter" said Mis- oldcastlc
after being conducted through the new,
ly finished wing Of the magnificent pal
ace occupied by the Bullingtons, has
such a splendid vocabulary
do you think soF" her hostess re
Piled. Josiah wanted 10 get her one
OF them eseritoires. but l made up my
mind right at the start that a yocabu
larry would look better in Il room fur
nished like hers is even II il didn't cost
all
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11

The reason why the sheriff OF New
York cannot be elected TO two success
Bive terms IL this: Ii is the sheriff ;
duty TO carry out the process Of courts
against official delinquents during trial
and after conviction. Should a sheriff
endeavot forcibly 10 hold over for n
second time after having been defeated
FOR reelection he would be the instru-
ment OF the courts process against
himself, a paradoxical position which
the law avoids by making him ineligi
BILE for reelection.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11
The Haired Road.

There Is only one road TO success In
life" said the man who had made his
lucky and retired.
And how shall l know the roadp'
inquired the budding young man.
We'll" replied the man with the
lucky. you go right along this path
OF adversely until you reach the first
turn TO the right"
Yes, yes"
And youll find road barred of
with n gate aud II sign that says No
Trespassing Well. that's it."-Balti-
more News
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11
Criticising HIS own.

But. my dear husband. II really is
unjust of you to abuse mothers In law
SO. There are good ones.
Well, well: never mind, | haven't
said anything against yours. Its only
mine I'm grumhllng about" Boston
Traveller.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11
THE MARKETS.

LambortytIle, March US
PRICES or GRAM corrected eveey @ad-
assdiiy bgF Z LEAR, daaior "a Grain, floue
feed Ec.
PRICES Qr PRODUCE. 10. ~ GoNQMGh
Z GONQYEk. dealers n gry 90ods ANU 4i',-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11

Henrietta" said Mr.. Meekton, did
YOU hear that lecture In which II was
stated that the fact that Adam arrived
on earth before Eve indicated that men
should assume certain precedence
over women"
Il did" was the somewhat ley reply.
Isn't 1t absurd? Ii simply shows
that Adam was expected TO get the
yarden In shape for Ewes comfort just
rs the modern man gets up in the
morning and lights the fire" Wash
inutnu Star
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11

THAT grocer OF ours speaks the most
fragmentary English OF any one ever
heard" said Mr.. Precise
You mean broken English my
dear" corrected Mrs. Precise. "You
know he is German"
Il mean fragmentary." repeated Mr.,
Precise. THE man shutters" Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11
Beady. w ear.

Jackets. Capes. Shirt Waists, Under.
skirts, Dress Shirts, Mackintoshes.
Queen Quality footwear. 81. Mems
Monarch patent leather shoes. 81. 80,
guaranteed, and all the reliable makes
as low AS is consistent for good service
81 mp.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11

Towne-Met Gabhie and Perkins at
smoker last night and introduced
them To each other.
Rrowne-oh, say, it's 4 shame to in
troduce bore like Gabbie to anybody,
Towne-lt's evident you don't know
Perkins or you'd see the humor OF It.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11
SLOW.

Wabash How long did 1t take you TO
do that picture?
French Artist tproudlyl-I am on
gage upon Get for seek months,
Wabash-Just as | thought You're
dead slow over here. Why, I've saw
fellers In Chicago turnin' them things
out while we wait.-Philadelphia Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11
New Dress Goods.

Now on display, newest weaves, lat.
est colorings, lowest prices, Albatross
Vols, Prunillas, Melrose. Mohairs.
Sicilian, Crepe Egypta, Panama Cloth,
spring weight Vestings in all wool
novelties, French Cloths aud Silk.
Handsome line of new washable Dress
Goods, now ready.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11
| will sell at my stables in Frenehtown, n j
On SATURDAY, MARCH IA,

one ear load of carefully selected Iowa and
Michigan Horses and Mares that we're bought
expressly for my customers in Hunterdon and
Bucks counties In this load l have speedy
single roadsters, both PAGERS and trotters,
closely matched carriage and farm teams,
heavy draft teams and farm blocks They
range in axe from 10 years and are well
broken 20 harness. They are all Of the best
colors, hay, black, chestnut sorrels, and dark
greys, and carefully We're they selected
that am sure that they will suit the most
particu ar horse buyer, no matter how hard
he may be 10 please. For a more perfect de-
seription call and see them. as they viii be at
my stable three DAYS before sale We will be
pleased 10 show them to all who desire 10 see
them This load contains all fine quality
horses, having intelligent heads, good neck,
and the most valuable OF all, fine dispositions,
Remember the date and come 10 the sale,
whether YOU are a buyer or not, you can'shake
hands with your friends and congratulate
yourself that you have chance to get such
good stock To breed from, work on your farms,
and drive on the road, and buy them on hher-
al terms under u guarantee that has backed
many thousands and always stood good.
After We sell this load we will sell what Home
Horses We may have or get in exchange. on
credit OF six months. AS best suits the buyer,
This will be a chance 10 get good, useful
horses cheap, as every horse that Is bid on
will be sold whether he wins or loses
There viii be no adjournment on account
Of the weather, Is we have comfortable
place 10 sell under.
This sale will positively commence at isSo
7. NJ. sharp.
Ew oPDYCKR
wN : RlLEy, Auet-
A y Machine. Clerk
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11

Things look dim to old folks. They
need have some young eyes ABBOTT 'em
10 let 'em know the worlds the same
rs IL used 10 be.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11
Hoods CdrsdpdriH0
and Pills

Remove all humors, overcome ell
their effects, strengthen, tone and
invigorsts the whole system.
II bad SAT- rheenu on my hands 50 that
could not work. took Eood's Sarsaparilla
ard IL drove ouE tho namcr. I continued
It's use Ill the sores disappeared. MRS.
LA .. ssowy, Runford Falls. Mo.
hoods SarsaRaeiIla promises 90
care ara kseRs tsss PROMISE
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-03-11

Mind is that which perceives, feels,
remembers, acts and is conscious OF
continued existence.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-05-02

CHAPTER 8s5-H. F. NO. 1858:
AN ACT to amend section $685. as
amended by paragraph two (2) OF sec
eral Laws Of Minnesota for 1899. re-
lating to school meetings in common
school districts in counties having
population of fifty thousand (6O,OOO) or
more, and less than one hundred and
fifty Thousand (16OO00).
Be It enacted by the legislature OF the
State of Minnesota.
Sec. /. That section three THOUSAND six
hundred and seyenty..eight 867s) Of the
dred ana ninety-four (1894), as amended
by paragraph two (2), section one N.
chapter fifteen (15) Of the General Laws
Of Minnesota for ono thousand eight hum
dred and ninety-nine Q9000, relating to
school meetings in common school dis
tricts, be amended so as to read as FOL
lows:
trict shall be director, treasurer and
clerk, who shall be elected by ballot at
the annual meeting, which shall be held
year, between the hours Of four and
eight o'clock p. m. and all districts hav-
Ing over three hundred 5000 legal voters
shall be divided by the school board of
said district 50 that there shall be one
voting precinct for each three hundred
(8OO) voters or major fraction thereof,
in all counties having a population of
fifty thousand 100000 or more and less
than one hundred and fifty thousand
&c., Sec: Z: This act shall take effect and
be in force from and after Its passage.
Approved April Fl. 1903.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-05-02

xgE e 14evis s IL f.. Ho ss
Juveniles charged with crime from
adults 50 charged, and to provide for
the isolation of said Juveniles at their
trial from idle public gaze.
Be It enacted by the legislature OF the
State Of Minnesota:
Section /. It shall be the duty Of every
trusted With the custody Of persons under
the age Of sixteen with crime, In cities
having more than $1,000 Inhabitants. to
provide q separate place Of confinement
for such infants where they shall not
come I'm contact with prisoners Of greater
age, and it Is hereby declared unlawful
to conflne such classes Of prisoners to-
gether, or to allow them intercourse st
any time during their said confinement.
Sec z No court or magistrate shall
commit a child under fourteen years Of
age to a jail or police station. pending
trial. but Il such child il unable. to give
bail It may be committed to the care Of
the sheriff, police. public officer, Or rro-
baton officer, who shall keep such child
in some suitable place, which shall be
provided BY the city or county. =
Sec. s. At any hearing or trial Of a
teen charged With. crime. the presiding
PRODUCTION q such minor into the, court
the omcen Of the court; inclndink regu;,
larly licensed attornsys, Wttuessss and
relatives Of the accused. and shan pro-
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-05-02

CHAPTER 399-H F. NO. s2b,
AN ACT to regulate the letting Of con-
tracts for printed blanks, blank books,
printed supplies. including election bal
lots and stationery.
Be it enacted by the legislature Of tho
State Of Minnesota:
Section i. That in all counties Of this
state having a population of more than
fifty Thousand (5O,OOW, and less than ono
hundred and fifty thousand Csc, OO0) the
board Of. county commissioners, before
letting: any contract for furnishing
blanks. blank books, printed supplies. I'm
Guiding election ballots) and stationery,
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-05-02

CHAPTER 8se-H F. NO. s27.
AN ACT to authorize the state drainage
board to cooperate with the boards nt Of
wherein a county ditch is located, to
extend and enlarge certain bitches In
certain cases.
Be it enacted by tho legislature OF the
state of Minnesota:
Section /. That the, state drainage
board is hereby authorized to cooperate
with the board Of county comm1sSloners
located, enlarge or extend any county
ditch now completed or in process OF
completion. which in their judgment may
be necessary or desirable.
Sec. q This act shall take effect and
be in force from and after its passage.
Approved April FL, 1908.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-05-02

CHAPTER 398-H F. NO. $685.:
AN ACT to amend section one ~ OF
chapter three hundred and forty.one
(34D. General Laws, Minnesota, 1901.
relating to the allowance Of expenses
of county superintendents Of schools:
Be it enacted by the legislature OF tho
State Of Minnesota:
Section 1. That section ono ~ Of
chapter three hundred and forty-one (34D
General Laws Minnesota, 1901, Is hereby
amended so as to read as follows:
Section l. That In all counties in this
state composed Of thirty-six lae) town
ships or more where the salary Of tho
county superintendent Of schools does not
exceed the sum Of twelve hundred d,2Oo)
dollars per annum, the board of county
commissioners may allow such super1n.
tendent a reasonable sum for travelling
expenses, but the expenses so allowed
shall not, in the aggregate, exceed the
sum Of two hundrd and fifty C25O dol
lars In any year.
The provisions Of this act shall apply to
counties where the compensation Of the
superintendent is fixed by special act, az
well as when the same is established by
general law.
Sec. 2. This act shall take effect and be
in force from and after its passage.
Approved April II, 1903
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-05-02

such instruments OF interest,"
A record. of all such orders shall be
corder. or corresponding officer, which
record shall show the date the order was
Issued, It's amount, date when due, TO
whom sold and amount sold for, ana 1ot
the same was paid, and the amount paid,
as shown by the treasurer's books.
Sec. 8. After the issuance Of such Or
ders the council, or corresponding body,
shall annually, at the time OF teVy, ,e gsn.
and until all Of said orders, Eshall] be
paid, levy a tax sufficient to meet the
orders which will fall due in the year
proprta.te from the other revenues Of such
city or village an amount sufficient Tor
such purpose, and shall also annually.
on or before the first day g q al. o.
ments have been collected as herein pro-
vided, cause statement OF the amount OF
one-th1rd Of the assessment remaining
UNPAID a. against eaGH ana az r. per cent
annual interest on the whole OF the as
sessment unpaid from the date OF tne
issuance of said orders to the date OF the
added thereto. to be transmitted. with
the village or city taxes for that year: to
the county auditor, and the said auditor
shall extend the same against the several
the duplicate statement Of taxes annual
" transmitted BY him to the county
treasurer for collection and payment
thereof, and the same shall be- enforced
ty and state taxes are collected and pay
ment thereof enforced. =
Sec. 8. Whenever any village or city
within the purview Of this act has hers
tofore made or caused to be made any
dences OF. indebtedness to defray this cost
Of any such Improvement In whole or IN
part, all undertaking. and agreemenfs
and all proceedings Of whatever nature
had or made by it with reference to such
Improvement, and any such evidence Of
Indebtedness are hereby validated and
legalized; and such village or city Is
to nay any such evidences Of Indebted
ness already issued, and to provide funds
Tor the completion OF any such improve
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-05-02


Section l. It shall be the duty of the
county commissioners OF each county. in
counties having a population of less than
$50. 900 inhabitants, according to the last
state or notional census, in which Is sit
mated in part a navigable lake that Is 10
Gated in three or more counties. at their
first meeting held after the passage Of
this act, to elect a person to act as
member of q board Of navigation for such
lake, who shall reside, at the time Of the
appointment and during the term of his
appointment, within five miles Of such
lake. and that such member Of such
hoard shall hold his Office until his sue
cessor is appointed and qualified.
Sec. q That at the first regular meet
ing Of said board of county commission
ers of said counties occurring in the
month of January, 1905. and every two
years thereafter, said county commission
ers shall elect a member of said board Of
navigation for such lake, who shall hold
his office for two years thereafter and
until his successor is elected and quail
Sec. 3. Before entering upon the dis
charge Of his duties he shall take the
oath now required of other county officers
and give bond. to his respective county
in the penal sum of $4,000, conditioned
that he will faithfully and fairly perform
all the duties Of such Office. 80.
Sec. 4. Said board Of navigation OF
such lake is hereby authorized and en-
powered, and It shall be Its duty, In or
der to maintain or improve navigation IN
such lake and to promote the public
health or welfare. to establish and main ),
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-10-07
CORA FOUND A HUSBAND
VINO "cERTAINLY LOVED HER,

Cora. and All were favorahfy impressed
with the dusky maid. but could not SEQ
shsir way clear q marry her one
young felioa promised to do 40 and
sent swsS - make arrangements 70
DO 80. but has not been heard - sinrs.
A the ten days expire today. coras
prospects yesterday morning when she
awake seemed very DARK and dFcary.
and Il was With great delight that she
greeted Morgan through the esHa at
ahout 70 o'clock
'tYou knew ] wanted % marry vow
Cora" hs Hais. after ne had kissed
her, why didn't You let me know
where you vast
Z dlfn't know you wanted % marry
me for sure" she answered 7
thought you was only q fooiin"
The ceremony Was performed At
high noon yesterday IN JpdEe Beira
chambers The bride carried pink
Fpse gathered from the court house
rose bed ard The groom seemed 10
fairly hristis with happiness.
kin tote her along now re
asked after tbs Judge had pronounced
him Corn's husband.
Say" he volunteered. with
ehuekle. after Judge Rel had shaken
hands with him. Y certainly DO love
that little Eirl n she Jumped into she
hay. ireekou would SO right On after
her"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-10-07
THEATERS


The story 81 The Tanning Of
Helen. which Henry Miller and
Margaret Amgiin give - the Grand.
Thursday nlAhf deals with the ef-
forts % a young American play
wright. Philip Carroll. 20 oVefcuius
literary. business ard sentimental
obstacles simultaneously Carroll
haH written a play which no man
aarf seems Co want. except a
hFskefl-roue. who wishes 90 exploit
pretty society DIVORCE in play.
philip has eoma 20 London partly
20 $50 Biz play and partly to see
Helen cabot. a rich American heir
ezp, Helen f. fond ~ nirgiu with
Titles aud having gay social time.
She ignores Philip untu she dlacuv-
rrs that an actress Marion CaYeu-
dish. taksa quite an interest in him.
Then she proceeds to bceums ieai-
Gus. IN reality Marion On Interested
only in the play. for she has her own
little love affair. but Helen does net
find this out until the last act. when
the play ts produced. In the mean
time she has told philip that she IN
tends tn marty the Marquis pf
Noosicote and Philip. in the midst
OF HE success. almost loses Helen.
Marion. iu "a very exciting and novel
neHua. fun Of uuepuecfeI enlaadea.
succeeds IN clearing 40 The misun-
and rcunltinR the lovers.
and finds her own hRpplnca In a
econdary love affair
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-10-07
TRYING ITO HOLD
UP THE CITY
POSITIVE PROOF COMBINE OF ELECTRIC Lahr
COMPANIES IS sGRu


states outside q ths trust All q
ths three other companies which sub
mittea h88a are controlled - us Cen
sfai Elsetfie company
I've reaafFsd word from cur ffnfe=
sentative N Naw rafk over month
a. that the combine had daeieed that
fhe Seattle 5ph should 81 70 the Htaue
les cafntsuH. which ia represented "a
seattle - 1aHh Martin a Go. II wes
Alsa attasa ihaf ihe other bsas should
"a -bsl9sea that -. tisst ihsF should
he dis4uaifaed - hunsrnnfafuitg 70
the snselscstiauH Nov this ~ea told
90 ueef : sHaufh aEe.
sNa have knaau thta Ell along
but asa not think ths huAfd nf public
aofks would 9afe pay nufs4s taaee
more Zoe tie sans mae hfnsfY which
~ proposed - furnish them.
A. matter % fact city I'm.
risrss Thomson told uls cuupis u
daYa after tHa bids we're opened
that ~ as very sarfx that tie bid
% the Westinghouse company was
disqualified II There Was any paa.
slbi~ way. hr proposed 60 give West
iuRhaase the tnb--if there vas not.
his Heruad choie. ~ss STANLEY.
Much sisnificsncs II attached TO
sha fast that tho curpaF alton counsel
made favorable ruling On the bond
% the kiihourns Clarke company.
ana thee. for no APPARENT reason,
switched about and rendered an OPP
linton that the bond Vas Illegal. ami
that gha btd copid. hence. not be con-
sidafrf HY many this ts regarded
a. a suhtsffuEc ~ which the board
could svaas the bid ~ the inispsn-
Dent eHWpzur.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-10-07

Cora scensse the young oaiored Etfi
Who haH been valtinE in the county
jau for two weeks for a fairy prince
20 make her bis Nlfs and save her
ffom ths iEnonnY II being sent O. the
reform zchaoi was married ~ Eupe-
Fior Judge BELL yesterday 20 William
Morgan a coiarsd musician Of Everett
who sialms that be did rot hnow sire
Vas ~ SAIL Until recently. and has been
engaged q her for TIVE months
II that il %. Cora. SHY ed You net
tell "a 80 bsforeT Judge Bell asked
kiadlY
4 dunno" shs answered lnotinE
eeYiy down AZ = paif of brand new
shoes. Eifi from the infatuated
groom n reckon ! forgot about t. !
have quite a good many beaus
cura YES committed 60 the reform
school on the petition Of her aunt. who
claimed that che ran away from home
and vas uncomfortable The small
defendant waa very rspentant and sor-
rowfui. and judse Bell. after listening
a. her story and her complaints that
her aunt Was "too aWfulIY Christian"
told her that BE- would not send her %
the reform school - she could and
some ere ta marry her ard look after
her inside - ten days. Interested
persons brousht numerous younE sen
tiemsn q color up 10 the Jail 60 see