Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-14

trains to the scenes of all their i'm
portant wrecks FIX
let Us have peace" said the Eng
lish invader; ''can you not see that tho
white strangers love the redmenY
"Ah, yes replied the intelligent In.
dian, they love the very ground we
walk upon. "-philadelphia Press.
silence Fell as a PaH.-Young Wife
CAT dinner)-I didn't tell you, Adolphus,
cooked the dinner today myself.
Husband 49, Indeed! Then In my
thoughts l have been doing poor Mary
Ann great injustice-Pe arson's
Weekly.
Fond of Fancy Wers-"Does your
wife do much fancy work?' Fancy
work? she won't even let a porous
plaster come into the house without
crochcting Il red border round it and
running yellow ribbon through tho
holes."-Tit BITS.
\ Rare Chance. -Nell-I was ,,a.
lighted to meet her at a bargain sala
today. Belle thought you detcSoa
her. Nell-So ! DO; ana during the
crush l found a chance To give her
few good polses on my own account.
Philadelphia Ledger
Passcrby -Wen, went Have yos
been getting licking, little man? Lit
lie Man-Nou called de turn, stranger.
Foist de Jones Kid he licked me. den
ma licked nae fer tishtin, den wen pa
came home he licked mo fer losin' to
de Jones kid!-Boston Post.
Such weather. exclaimed Mr.. Hen
ry Peck. I'm free to say this
whats that, Hcnry?" interrupted his
wife. Beg pardon, my dear" he be-
gan mcckly. 4 mean 'wlth-your per-
mission I'm free TO say this is tho
worst climate under the sun. Phil
adelphia Press.
Yes" said the dentist, ito insure
painless extraction you1l have 10 take
gas, and that's fifty cents extra
oh" said the farmer. II guess tho
old way'll be best; never mind no gas"
You're n brave man" "Ohl il ain't
me that's got the tooth; It's my wife,
Philadelphia Ledger.
No Advantage to lIcr-"Are You
training your daughters In the house
hold artsf' NO What's the use7
Jest as soon as got one OF them
trained SOS she could help me, some
man would come along an marry her.
An men are havn' 1t too easy these
days, anyhow. Chicago Post.
A hopeless case: "a great big. able
bodied man like You ought TO DO
ashamed to ask stranger for money"
said the welI-to-do citizen. Il know
! ought answered Meanderlng Mike;
but. mister, I'm jes' naturally too
Kind hearted 60 tap IN on dc head and
take II way from him, Washington
Star.
II sec you have chicken for dinner"
'Nessuh," said Erastus Pinkley.: Il
hope you bought the chicken" "Weli,
no; but the transaction were strictly
regular Dat chicken has been roost-
in on my fence foh months wifout
payin' muffin, an rccltoned It were
bout time to fohclose Washington
Star
lle-"So the engagement Is broken
OFF, She Yes He told her he
thought she should stop reading nov
els aud read something more substan-
tial; something that would improve
her He-"WeIl?7 She-"Wcll tho
idea Of Il man intimating to bis iianece
that she could be improved In any
way"-Phlladclph Press.
Sad part Of H. What did YOU do
with that fellow who stole the horseT'
asked the tenderfoot "NothiR' much"
answered Broncho Bill-"jist took tho
boss away from him" us that ail?"
Yep. He war settin' I'm the saddle
with rope around his neck tied 10 a
tree when we took the boss away,
though indianapolis Sun.
Strangcr-Arc the walters here at
tcntive TO you? Pretty Cashier
Sir-r-r-r! Stranger-Oh no offcnse, I
assure you. ! was only carrying out
the instructions printed on the bin OF
fare, which say: Please report any
inattentlon Of walters TO cashier" And
] thought If they were inattcntlye to
you would report them that's all
Baltimore American
Well trained: I'm anxious 10 get
the names OF all present." said the re-
porter; "wiIl you obllge me-" "Oh"
said the meek little man, you may
put down Mrs. Henry Peck and hus-
band You mean Mr.. and Mrs.