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Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
Unclaimed Letters.

List of letters remaining in the
Berryville postoffice unclaimed for
the week ending January 3, 1903.
Mrs. Hattie Hull.
Anyone calling for the above letter
will please say advertised.
ALIEN MCCORMICK. +. NJ.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
A New Remedv

The old friends OF Chamberlaiu's Cough
Remedy will be pleased to know that the
manufacturers of that preparation have
gotten out new remedy called Cham
berlain's Stomach snd Liver Tablets. and
that IL IL meeting with much success IN
the treatmene Of constipation, bilious
ness. sick headache, impaired digestion
and like disorders. These Tablets are
easier 1" take and mcrepleasant in effect
than pills.then they not only move the
bowels. hat improve the appetite and cor
rect any disorders of the stomach and
liver. For sale by J. c. Avis
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07

Teacher-Eddie. what is tautooSyf
Eddie-A repetition ot Tie same
meaning in different words.
Correct. Can you Sive an eNam-
ple?"
'YeS'm Anthracite coal"
why Is that tautoiog.calt"
Because all anthracite is coal"
Teacher-Jimmie. can YOU give ou-
other example,
Jimmie-Yes mold street ears.
How DO YOU make that outt'
why, all street cars j. cOld."-Balti-
more Herald.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
Jumped on a Ten Penny Nail

The little daughter of Mr. J n Lowell
jumped on an inverted rake madeof ten
penny nails, and thrust one nail entirely
Through her foot and a secoud one half way
through chamberiain's Pain Balm was
promptly applied and five minutes later the
pain had disappeared and no more suffering
was experienced In three days the child
was wearing her shoe as usual and with
absolutely no discomfort Mr. Powell Is n well
known merchant o. sorkland, Va Pain
Balm is an antiseptic and heals such injuries
withou; maturation and i'm one-third the
time required by the usual treatment ror
by DIR CAvis
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
Too RfskN

For thirty years man in New Jer-
sey never Went ont Of his home except
at night" remarked Mr. Mildchap. loOS-
ing up from his paper
Il noticed that article retorted Mrs.
Mildchap Jelly. Il suppose you think
il laudable example 10 follow. bur leo
me call your attention 70 the fact. Jerc-
miah. that he IS now dead. l prefer
that You shall run no such risks"
And jeremiah answered softly. Yes
sum. "-Cincinnau Commercial Tribune
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
SAN" AtweIl's Bad Luck.

Mr. 8. r. Atwcll. or the winchester
hrm OF Horsey & AtwelI, and well
known TO everyone in this section OF
the country. had the misfortune TO slip
on the pavemens near the b. & o. depot
IN Winchester last Friday night and
broke his right limb. Mr. Atwell Is con-
fined to his oed at present, and, though
the injury is very painful, II Is hoped no
seri~us results will follow. We Join
with his many friends In this section In
wishing him . speedy recovery.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07

so you think YOU will have titled
son-in-law e.
Yes" answered Mr.. CumroN. Moth
er and the girls think We'd better take
another partner I'm Tie concern. Ny
name is all right ON "a check. but t
doesn't carry amy weight worth men
tioning on visiting card Washing
ton Star.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
County News.

The correspondence Editor desires 10 iusist
that copy for the printer shall be written in
ink, on only one side Of the paper, and care
should be taken TO spell names distinctly a.
we may not be acquainted with the persons
mentioned. and the item would lose interest
through mis-spelling. All communications
Should reach this Office not later than Mon
day, to insure publication in the following
issue Always sign full name TO letters. not
necessarily for publication, but that we may
know the writer. When out Of stamps and
stationery notify the office.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
Reception and Dinner.

The Missee Coleman entertained q
humber of their friends at q recep-
ton and dinner at their home
near Berryville on December 30.
Among those present from distance
were Messrs. Charles and Edward
Brothertou and their families, from
Oregon.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07

Reggie-We had funny game at tie
party the other evening They stood
the young men up ON "a platform. one
az time. and sold them 90 the highest
bidder Ii gives one a queer fec u- 2
assure YOU. 20 be auctiouei of Isc
piece OF household furniture. ycu know.
Miss de Muir-NeS. l know how you
must have felt. was told you brought
30 centS.-Chicago Tribune.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07

Breaking into blazing home, SINE FIRE
man lately dragged the sl>eping inmates
from death. las that way when you neglect
New Discovery for consumption gives per
feet protection against all throat, chest and
lung troubles. Keep it near. and avoid suf-
fering. death, and doctors bills. teaspoon
ful stops late cough, persistent use the
most stubborn. Harmless and nice tasting
it's guaranteed 10 satisfy by G BlencOwe.
Price SOC and 81. Trial bottles free
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07

Il the only harmless, cough cure tlat -ete-
quick relief. Cures Coughs. Colds. Group.
Bronchitis Whoopinr Cough IL..wnl...
Asthma, LaErippc and ALI Ihr. a-. Chest aui
Lung troubles -ot soaked NN r4in. Says
Gertrude r. Feuucr Nuui. Iul. art ...-
traCtei severe cold anna cough tl..l
rapidly. lost = los MANY tru---t r...w-
meudei one Minute Cough tur. THE first
bottle brought relief several U.-ei wr D.
am back to ms old weight. ifN Res. ore
Minute Cough care cuts out tlc rl..-r. -e-
lcvc> the cough 40 once. draws O-t .a-.r-
nation. cures .roup. An Idea. remedy .~
children. p q. AVIS
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
Through Rushing Waters.

Mr.. w. A. March, OF Winchester. in
trying to cross the swollen Opequon
last Saturday, was thrown into the icy
waters by tie upsetting of his buggy.
He managed TO reach the shore safely,
though very wet and cold. The horse
came out unframed hut the buggy was
lost.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07

Mistress calling downstairs Oh
Bridget, what was that craShe You
haven't gone and broken that vase:
Bridget-Nis. mum. Oh
Mistress-Oh, how did you come 10
doit?
Bridget-oi didn't go to do 1t. num-
Philadelphia Press.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
Stockholders Meeting.

The regular annual meeting of the
stock holders of the Berryville Build
ing Association, will be hell at the
Office of @. NJ. Bloun, on Thursday.
January %, 1908.
II. ID. HARDEsTy. Secy.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07

They were two wrctcheS II mem who
met in the secluSion II their club
What are the three quickest modes
or communication =" Quericd ouc
Telegraph. telephone and cable
gran"
mo: wrong in the last one"
"Nel. what are they
Telegraph. telephone and - tell
an."-LondOn Answers
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07

Mr. G. Haney. Of Geneva. Ohio. had the
piles for forty years. Doctors and dollars
could do him no lasting good. Dewitt ;
Witch Hazel Salve cured him permantly
Invaluable for cuts, burns bruises. sprains
Ia cerations, eczema. letter. salt rheu. andal
other skin dieases. Look for the name De
W 1T on thepackeage-all others are cheap,
worthless counterfit.
] q Avis
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= Fl Q e 8

There Shoes and Shoes-all sorts of Shoes-good,
bad and awful.
Of course, all dealers say theirs the best, but
they don't all give
buy from the best makers have had years of exper-
ience and know that better quality be offered Come
and look questions and be that prices
right
JAS. w. GAVER
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
Locals

DR.. c. E. Lippi,s is visiting In Alex
andris.
Miss Nora Moore is visiting in Halifax
coussy.
Mr.. Maurice schsusr visited his father
here Sunday.
Mr.. Frank v. TiIford returned to New
York Monday.
Mrs. r. K. Ogden has returned from
Charles Town.
80. s ,>a. 1,-hh r~inrned to Norfolk.
Va, last week
Mr.. joseph Eiwell is visiting in Little
Washington, Va.
Mr.. W. s, Dix and wife returned home
Saturday evening.
Mr.. Joseph n. Hsrdesty is confined to
bis house by illness.
Miss Maria Moore has returned TO
Montgomery, w. Va.
Mrs. T. @ Hoffman, Of Winchester, Is
visiting In Berryville.
Miss Courtney Howell spent Sunday
with her mother hero.
Mr.. Chester Ogden visited friends In
Washington last wees.
The Misses Miller have gone to York,
Pa, to spend the winter.
lion. Blackburn Smith returned TO
Richmond this morning.
Everything In fhe Millinery line at
cost atL. f. Ricamore's.
Mrs. j. T. l.. Hoffman is visiting
friends In Baltimore. Md.
DR.. j. Edward Harris has returnrd
from a trip to New York.
Mr.. and Mrs. DR.. George Hsrdesty
returned home last night
Senator r. ID. Gold returned to Rich
mond Yesterday morning.
Miss Edith Slater, of Washington,
visited Miss Dovall last week.
Hats. velvess. flowers, feathers. etc at
cost IL you go TO L. Z. Ricamore.
Mr.. George Kerchevsl has returned TO
Randolph Macon At Front Royal.
Master Tom Holtzman. If Luray, is
visiting IFS aunt. Mrs. J. f Ogden.
Don't forge, the v. l. A. Sociable FRI
day evening, at las at 1.-The Knoll"
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07
GAYLORD.

Miss Bessie Garvin Of Millwood, is here
on a visit to her aunt. Mrs.. William +. Reed.
Mr.. Vernon Green and brother visited
friends in the neighborhood last week.
Mr.. f. b. Reed returned TO Wolf Business
College the first of the week, after spending
the holidays a; his home near here.
Miss Nora Fowler has returned TO the
Powhatan College, Charles Town. after a
most enjoyable Christmas with her parents
near Gaylord.
We are sorry TO report that Mrs. J. D.
Roger has been oonfnad 10 her room for the
past few days.
Mr.. Louis Mcdonald and family. Of
Charlestown, were the guests Of Mr. 7. u.
Myers and family on Friday.
Mr.. G. r. Castleman and sisters were in
Winchester on Tuesday
Miss Bessie Myers and Miss Fanny Gallo
way visited in West Virginia on Friday.
Many of the farmers Of this neighborhood
took advantage Of the last freeze and gather
ed some very nice ice.
Mr. Moses Starkey. Of Charles Town. ha.
taken possession of the place which be pur.
chased from Mr.. A. ID. Myers
Miss Nettie Billmyer is visiting friends in
Pennsylvania
We are pleased 10 report that the condition
OF Nh Henry Myers is more favorable.
Mrs John II. Shull Is visiting friends in
Loudoun county.
Mr.. Gilbert Myerly was the guest Of Mr.
Joseph Anderson and family recently
Mn Fred Morris has returned home aftei
pleasant visit 70 her parents. near Berry.
Vile
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07

Mr.. Luther Poston was the guest of his
sister Miss. Susie Poston. one day last week
Mr.. John r. Shipe and Mrs. Frank Fowler.
who have been visiting relatives near Nall
wood, bave returned 20 their home near
Gaylord
Miss Jennie Johnston was the guest of Mr..
Frank Fowler and family last week
Mrs Mary Bryarly, Of Washington. D. c..
is visiting her parents Mr.. and Mrs. ". T.
Allen. Of this place
RnsE BIN
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-01-07

Get your trespass notices at the
COURIER Office.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
READ 1T THROUGH.
'Twould Spoil This Story to Tell 1t
in The Headlines

To use an eighteenth century phrase
this is an "o'er true tale" Having
happened in a small Virginia town in
the winter of 1902, it is story very
much of the present. Up to a short
time ago Mrs. John E.. Harmon, of
Melfa Station, Va, had no personal
knowledge of the rare curative proper
ties of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
Last January" she says, "my baby
took dreadful cold and at one time
| feared she would have pneumonia
but one of my neighbors told me how
this remedy had cured her little boy
and | began giving it to my baby at
once and it soon cured her. heart
lily thank the manufacturers of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy for placing
so great cure within my reach. I
cannot recommend it too highly or
say too much In it's favor. / hope all
who read this will try it and be con-
WINGED as 1 was" For sale by Nick
Doffing & Co.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
sau,ning the Husbands Name.

II g.
lie practice of the wife assuming
The husbands name at marriage origi-
mated from Roman custom and be-
came the common custom after the Ro-
man occupation. Thus. Julia and De-
tavia, married to Pompey and Cicero
We're called by the Romans Julia of
Pompcy and Octavia of Cicero, and in
later times married women in most
European countries signed their names
III the same manner but omitted the
of
Against this view it may be mention
ed that during the sixteenth and even
at the beginning of the seventeenth
century the usage seems doubtful.
since we find Catherine parr so sign
ing herself after she had been twice
married, and we always hear of Lady
Jane Grey mot Dudley, Arabell;t
Stuart mot SEYMOUR, etc. Some per-
sons think that the custom originated
from the Scriptural teaching that hus-
band and wife are one. This was the
rule of law so far back as Braeton
died 1868, and it was decided in the
case of Bon versus Smith. in the reign
of Elizabeth, that Il woman by mar
rage loses her former name and legal
ly receives the name of her husband.
Altogether the custom is involved in
much obscurity.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
Opportunities
in the South

No portion of the United States has
made greater progress IN the last
year or two than the south. North
ern and foreign capital is rapidly
invading that section, finding prof
liable investment in the various in
dustries and factories that are be-
ing rapidly developed and built.
The great influx of settlers is Great
ing an increased demand for lands
OF all kinds and prices are gradual
ly advancing, as they will for years
to come. Work is plentiful and
poverty practically unknown. Ala
bama is supplying the coal and iron
to all the world. More money can
be made with less labor in the rails
ing of small fruits and berries and
in truck patching on the Gulf
Coast than in any other state in the
Union. Strawberries from Alabama
reach northern markets before
those from the states in the south
east Cattle can be raised with
great profit, there being millions of
acres of cheap range lands. If YOU
are interested in the south and it's
resources and desire information on
any subject, address
c. a. PARK,
General Industrial and Immigration
Agent
Louisville & Nashville r, r.
Louisville, Ky.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12

LInusay, SLOW as ever anu as sure az
when he held the halfback line with
Graeme and used to make my heart
stand still at his cool elaboration. But
he was never known to tumble or funk,
and somehow he always got us out safe
enough. Then there were Rattray-
RAT" for short-who, from a swell,
had developed into cynic with
sheer, awfully clever and good
enough fellow at heart; little 'Wig"
Martin, the sharpest quarter ever seen,
and Barney Lundy, center scrimmage,
whose terrific roar and rush had often
struck terror to the enemy's heart and
who was Graeme's slave. Such was
the party.
AS the supper went on my fears be-
gan to vanish, for if Graeme did not
roar he did the next best thing-ate and
talked quite up to his old form. Now
we played our matches over again, bit
terly lamentng the "ifs" that had lost
us the championships and wildly APP
proving the tackles that had saved and
the runs that had made the varsity
crowd go mad with delight and had
won for us, and as their names came
up In talk we learned how life had
gone with those who had been our
comrades of ten years ago. Some sue
cess had lifted to high places, some
failure had left upon the rocks, and a
few lay in their graves.
But as the evening wore on l began
to wish that 1 had left out tie wines,
for the men began to drop an occasion.
al oath, though | had let them know
during the summer that Greene was
not the man he had been. But Graeme
smoked and talked and needed not till
Rattray swore by that name most sa-
cred of all ever borne by mau. Then
Graeme opened upon him III a cool,
slow way:
'What an awful fool a man is to
damn things as you do, Rat! Things
are not damned. 1t is men who are,
and that is too bad to be talEed much
about. But when man filings out of
his foul mouth the name of Jesus
Christ'-here he lowered his voice.
cts a shame; it's more-it's a crime"
There was dead silence. Then Rat
tray replied:
Il suppose you're right enough. 1t is
bad form. But crime is rather strong.
think"
"Not if you consider who it is" said
Graeme, with emphasis.
ooh, come now!" broke in Beetles.
Religion is all right. 1t is a good
thing and, I believe. a necessary thing
for the race. But no one takes serious
ly any longer the Christ myth"
what about your mother, Beetles"
put in Wig Martin.
Beetles consigned him to the pit and
was silent, for his father was an Epis-
copal clergyman and his mother
sanity woman.
II fooled with that for some time,
Beetles, but it won't do You can't
| build religion that will take the dew
IL out Of man on myth. That won't
do the trick. / don't want to argue
about it, but l am quite convinced the
myth theory is not reasonable, and, be-
sides, it won't work."
"Will the other work" asked Rat
tray, with a sheer.
Sure" said Graeme. give seen it."
"Where" challenged Rattray. 81
haven't seen much of it."
Eyes, you have, Rattray; you know
| you have" said Wig a1ain
i \ 49,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
More Riots

Disturbances of strikers are not
nearly as grave as an individual dis
order of the system. Overwork, loss
of sleep, nervous tension will be fol-
lowed by utter collapse, unless relia-
bic remedy be Immediately employed.
There's nothing so efficient to cure
disorders OF the liver or kidneys as
Electric Bitters. It's wonderful
tonic and effective nervine and the
greatest all around medicine for run
down systems. 1t dispels nervousness
rheumatism and neuralgia and expels
malaria germs. Only soc and salts
faction guaranteed by Nick Dotfing &
Co., druggist.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
Wakeful Children.

For long time the two year old
child of Mr.. P. L. Mcpherson, SO N
tenth ST., Harrisburg, Pa, would
sleep but two or three hours in the
early part of the night, which made it
very hard for her parents. Her moth
er concluded that the child had stom-
ach trouble and gave her half of one of
Chamberl aims Stomach and Liver
Tablets which quoted her stomach
and she slept the whole night through.
Two boxes of these Tablets have eff
fected a permanent cure and she is
now well and strong. For sale by
Nick Doffing & Co.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
Not Concerned.

"Why don't you try to hand an hon
ored name down to posterity?"
Il don't know" answered Senator
Sorghum. Maybe l don't look far
enough ahead. So long as my signature
is honored at the bank l can't see that
my credit with posterity makes much
difference" Washington Star
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
Working Overtime.

Eight hour laws are ignored by
those tireless little workers-Dr.
Kings New Life Pills. Millions are
always at work, night and day, curing
indigestion, biliousness. constipation,
sick headache and all Stomach liver
and bowel troubles. Easy. pleasant,
safe, sure. Only CSC at Nick Dotfing
q Co.'S drug store
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12

brakemen made grab for him and
succeeded in landing him on the car
platform all right, but it is said he
used up two bottles of DR.. Miles
nerve and pain anodyne the next day
in order to take the soreness out of
his joints and soften up the abrasions
on the skin.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
1t Saved His Leg.

P. A. Danforth of La Grange, Ga,
suffered for six months with a fright
full running sore on his leg; but writes
that Bucklen's Arnica Salve wholly
cured it in five months. For ulcers,
wounds, piles, it's the best salve in the
world. Cure guaranteed. Only Csc.
Sold by Nick Doffing & Co., druggist.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12

Young Peoples meeting Z o'clock
p. m.
Preaching s O'Clock p. m.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
s O'Clock p. m.
j. WIRTH, Pastor.
johnson e. Christensen sold horse
Monday to Chris Beck.
George Gerard's are talking of
moving the last of the week.
r. Mullinger is making prepara-
tions to build large barn this spring.
Chris Hansen purchased wagon
of johnson & Christensen the last Of
the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Bruhn visit
ed last Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
Peter Rasmussen.
Ole Tarkelsen and Ed Bruhn were
visiting last Sunday at Ole Olsen's
near kimballton.
Mr.. Perion Petersen residing west
Tuesday on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. c. Hopkins enter
tanned their friends Mr.. and Mrs. Asa
johnson, last Monday.
Miss Lulu Clark who resides near
Rock Island, Illinois, is here assisting
in the care of her brother.
j. ii. Jones east Of town made a
shipment of one car of hogs to South
Omaha the last of last week.
Chris Moulgaard of the Sharon
creamery, was the guest of Mr.. and
Mrs. j. G. johnson last Sunday.
Clarence Davis has hired out to
work this spring and summer for
Robert Mullinger southwest of town.
Counselman 81 Co. shipped car of
wheat to Burlington last week and
two cars of export oats to New York.
The Kimballton Lumber Company
received two cars of lumber this
week and the Elkhorn Company two
cars.
Agent Shryer is furnishing much
amusement to the fun loving people
of this community with his graphic
phone.
Clarence Werth was assisting in
the unloading of a car Of lumber last
Tuesday for the Elkhorn Lumber
Company.
johnson q Christensen have re-
ceived their car Of implements which
will soon be on display at their large
ware rooms.
Robt. Clark was little better the
first of the week but was worse again
on Tuesday. His internal injuries
are serious.
Dealer Nelson shipped one car of
cattle to Des Moines on the 5th, and a
car of hogs to South Omaha the last
OF the week.
Fred Heileman has received his
share of the car load of butter tubs
recently ordered, 300 being the num-
Der unloaded here.
Robert Mullinger southwest of
town, took the train last Monday for
Council Bluffs where he went to
serve on a L. S. jury.
Chris Christensen one of the near
by prosperous farmers in this vicinity
made the purchase this week of new
hnnrv Of p1r n larc
The anniversary at Rev. Wirth's
was not celebrated last week on
account of the detestable condition OF
the weather and roads.
Frank Mardesen residing near the
south line of this township, will soon
go to De Soto, Iowa, and help a
brother there farm this year.
Miss Anna Christensen who was
visiting short time with her sister,
Mrs. j. K. Johnson, returned the last
Of the week to her home near Elk
horn.
John Dawson received another car
of barn lumber from Omaha the last
of the week which was unloaded and
hauled out to his farm southeast of
town.
Mr.. Joel Crees although some
better from the attack of grip with
which he was taken recently, has not
yet recovered completely being very
weak at present.
Miss Mary Rasmussen and her
brothers, Chris and Albert, were
visiting over Sunday at the home of
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
Cynical.

Inquiring Young Man-When a pei
son says something nice about another
why is he said to pay compliment?
Crusty Old Man-Because he expects
to get something for it,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
Estray Notice.

A coming two year old heifer all
red. Strayed away on the 4th. Any
word leading to her recovery will be
rewarded. L. G. Louritsen.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
NoncOIIlnfttnl.

Judge-What is your age, madam?
Witness-l'm at least five year
younger than the neighbors think
--Fbilade!phia Press.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-03-12
Easy to Meet.

"Have you any trouble in meeting
your creditors, old chap?"
NO difficulty whatever. I meet 'em
everywhere, old boy"