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Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
ALL TIRED OUT.

The weary, worn
out. all-tired feel
ings come to ev-
er y b o dy who
taxes the kid.
neys. Wnen the
kidneys are over
worked they fail
to perform the
duties nature has
pr v 1 d e d for
them to do.
When the kid
neys fail danger.
GUS dis e a 8 g s
Qutc c k y follow,
urinary disorders.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
SAYS The OWL.


Too many fertile imaginations pro-
duce nothing but weeds.
II girl says mo" three consecu-
tive times it's hopeless case.
Trying to pick out the winner at the
race track Is a one-horse affair.
A stiff upper lip is a good thing in
connection with rigid under jaw.
could not thread his way across the
sea.
Apparel oft proclaims the man. but
usually, the woman claims the ap-
parel.
The pen may be mightier than the
sword. but 1t isn't in it with the pretty
typewriter.
Don't aspire to the limit of dignity
or some near-sighted person may mis-
take yon for butler.
Yes, Harold, It's better to be turned
down by the girl than to be thrown
down by her strenuous papa.
Circumstances occasionally force a
man to admit that other peoples
troubles are almost as great as his
own.
II man could believe everything
he hears about his neighbors he would
soon be hauling his self-conceit around
on truck.
There Is a deaf and dumb man in
Missouri who can neither read nor
write. Nature evidently intended him
for a juryman.
A writer who probably doesn't have
to stay awake nights to count his
money says that justice always thinks
twice before indicting a millionaire
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
Don't Rent q Farm-euyI

Colorado farmers can get good irri-
gated land. best OF water rights. splen-
did crops. and pay about the usual
rental for the use Of the land. In three
years they'll own it clear. The best
chance to get a good farm ever offered
In the state. Write to-day to The
Colorado Bureau OF immigration. GIG
Majestic building. Denver. Colorado.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
GIRLS. PLEASE DON'T

Talk about the way you expect to
manage a husband.
Show a desire for finery beyond
your station in life.
Boast about the extraordinary abil.
ity Of your big brother.
Scold because you are forced to &C.
cept a mothers dictum.
Attempt to capture man BY assum.
ing foolish. simpering ways.
Become extravagant for the pur.
pose of keeping up appearances.
Wear gloves which looked as though
they belonged in the waste basket.
Try to make the boys believe you
are nervous and abnormally sensitive
Believe the boys when they tell you
how much better you are than the
other girls. s
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Defiance Starch Is guaranteed big.
gest and best or money refunded. 16
ounces. 10 cents. Try 1t now.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
EpIToRIALETrEs.

The biggest diamond is not always
worth the most money.
Many man has gone insane in at
tempts to keep from going bughouse.
The divorce season will soon open
for those who welded in the perry
month Of June.
No matter how much a cur a fellow
may be. he will never shy when the
dog catcher comes around.
1t really pays to be good. II you
don't believe it ask any of the high
salaried preachers you happen to
know.
This is the time of the year when
the big hunks Of boys begin to make
goo goo eyes at places on the football
teams.
Sin wears delightful face but, after
all. 1t is only a mask. Behind the
flowers are thorns and behind the
smiles a grinning skeleton.
1t Is high time badness were elm.
mated from the human race. There
should be crusade against 1t. Be-
gin campaign for more hair.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
Busy PInchIne euc.

A new kind Of pinching bug has
appeared at Bayonne. N. j., and il
busy pinching the pretty girls At that
place. The bugs are black and three
- four inches long.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

You never hear any one complain
about Defiance Starch" There IL
none to equal 1t In quality and Quan.
tity. 16 ounces. 10 cents. Try 1t now
and save your money.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Mr.. Borem-I can't imagine why she
was out when l called. Miss Pert
Why. didn't you Just tell me she knew
you were coming?
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

What has become Of your gasden
crops?" "'Oh. they're all in the crops
Of the neighbors' chickens"
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

The man who is no kicker may be
\ social favorite, but he is not wanted
on the football team.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

The mildest tobacco that grows 10 used
In the makeup Of Baxter's Bulihesd s
cent cigar. Try one and see.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Let Eastern powers fume and fuss.
We're safe while U. s. stands for us.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Piso's euro cannot b too highly spoken Of -
scoush cure.-J. W. ol,RtsH. s22 Third Ave.
H.. Minneapolis. MINI, Jan. q 1900
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
snoks Baxter's "Bulihead'. s-esnt cigar.

The man who can't make both ends
meet is naturally In favor Of an elastic
currency.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Try me Just once and I am sure
TO come again. Defiance Starch.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
~u One Package.

~v One package.
II Defiance Starch" does not
please you. return It to your dealer.
II It does you get one-third more for
the same money. II will give you
satisfaction. and win not stick to the
iron.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Would you die for me?' she asked
dreamily. "Oh. sayr, he retorted in a
matter-of.fset way. ~ you haven's any
ones you're not the girl for me-"
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Some young men spend SO much
time In creasing their trousers that
they never have time to increase their
stock OF ideas.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

When a fellow misses a fortune Il Ii
certainly a misfortune.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

This is the time OF year when the foot
bnll player daubs liniment on his Inca
ments.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

= good team" "Why Sur I'm ns good
At. spending money rs no is Mt making
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

n you have smoked a Builhead Scent
GEar you know how Rood they are: n
you have not. better try one.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
WHAT ONE WOMAN OBSERVES.

Be sad, and everybody will avoid
.'ou.
Be independent, and people will say
you put on airs.
Be tactful. and people will wonder
what you are driving at.
Be unconventional. and people will
wonder II you are better or worse than
you seem.
Speak kindly of others. and people
will say: you judge as you want to
be judged"
Be attractive, and women will be
Jealous. and seemingly wonder what
men can see In you.
Treat your friends, and II you get
down In the world people will say you
deserve exactly what you got.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
FROM THE PENCILS POINT.

A rolling stone does not make much
Of an uphill fight
Scolding women are less ridiculous
than swearing men.
Sometimes a mans shady character
keeps him in hot water.
What q pity 1t is that popular
, theories are not always practical.
Some men would die young IL they
were compelled to work for living
The gentleman with the cloven hoof
usually travels with the gentleman
who has a cloven breath.
Lots OF men have so much genius
that they are unable to do anything
but sit In the shade and think about
It.
II mans wife doesn't think him at
least three times smarter than he real
ly is, then he married the wrong We
man.
A married woman is disappointed
when she starts away for two weeks
visit unless her husband looks heart
broken.
It costs at least ten times as much
to live according to the requirements
Of fashion rs 1t does to live according
10 the demands of nature.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

~. beats all" how good ctEer. yeu caa
ksZ for S;'S. Sspss + you buy thsr'shs brand,
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

No matter how much a cur a fellow
may be. he will never shy when the
dog catcher comes around.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

People may. put on million airs with
out being millionaireA
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
WHAT ADAM ESCAPED.

Adam never lost an umbrella.
Adam never rocked the boat
He didn't have to tend the furnace.
He never blew down the muzzle OF
. loaded gun.
He never passed q plugged quarter
ON the minister.
His wife could never threaten him
with his mother.in-law.
And he never squandered his weeks
wages on ten to one shot and then
lied out Of 1t.
OBJECTS OF HORROR.
Tho sallow-faced girl with bright
blue veil.
The fat woman with her skirt
dragged tight around her.
The child in a crowded trolley car,
one sticky mass Of candy.
Tho unfortunate people who have to
stand between the seats Of IN open
trolley car.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

/. The child in crowded trolley car
one sticky mass of candy.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Yes. Harold, it's better to be turned
down by the girl than to be thrown
down by her strenuous papa.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

II a girl says "No" three consecu-
tive times It's hopeless case.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Wear gloves which looked as though
they belonged in the waste basket.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Don't aspire to the limit of dignity
or some near-sighted person p,ay mis-
take yon for butler.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

The biggest diamond is not always
worth the most money.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Become extravagant for the pur-
pose of keeping up appearances.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Trying to pick out the winner at the
race track Is a one-horse affair.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Attempt to capture man BY assum.
ing foolish. simpering ways.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

The unfortunate people who have to
stand between the seats Of IN open
trolley car.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

The divorce season will soon open
for those who welded in the uasrry
month Of June.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Too many fertile imaginations pro
duce nothing but weeds.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

A stiff upper lip is good thing in
connection with rigid under jaw.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Never fail to look wise when you
feel empty.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Many a man has gone insane in at
tempts to keep from going bughouse.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
OBJECTS OF HORROR.

The fat woman with her skirt
dragged tight around her.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15

Scold because you are forced to &C
cept a mothers dictum.
Gilpin observer., 1903-10-15
Growth Of the Beard.

Growth Of the Beard.
According to Dublin scientist who
has spent considerable time in max
ing the necessary calculations. a mans
beard grows on an average about three
millimeters a week. At this rate 1t
would increase in length about sixteen
rentimeters every year. and thus at
the age Of eighty-four a man who had
never shaved would be equipped with
q beard about twenty-seven feet In
length.
500 Reward, 500.
s that 70
6.: been ;as n.r = cure n a. II. stages. and .h.s
cure nov known % the medical fraternity. cst.rrh
ssaS,rs: CUR: :ss.n %
ternaly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
isand.siqs Of sae Siss..s. and living The p:.lsns
sxenstn BY building up the constitution and assisting
L. pose. sS.s saey oss
0ns Hundred Dollars for that it fails 70
Aadre.s y. ). CHENEY CO.. Toledo. o.
Hairs Family Pills are the best.
Mr.. Borem-I can't imagine why she
was out when / called. Miss Pert
Why. didn't you Just tell me she knew
you were coming?
Don't Rent a Farm-suyI
Colorado farmers can get good irri-
gated land. best OF water rights, splen-
did crops. and pay about the usual
rental for the use Of the land. In three
years they'll own it clear. The best
chance to get a good farm ever offered
In the state. Write to-day to The
U<I@ 10 n,,r. <,F Tvvxx
Majestic building. Denver. Colorado.
The man who is no kicker may be
\ social favorite. but he is not wanted
on the football team.
Defiance Starch Is guaranteed big
gest and best or money refunded. 16
ounces. 10 cents. Try II now.
What has become OF your gasden
crops?" "'Oh. they're all in the crops
Of the neighbors' chickens"
smoks Baxter's "Buiihead" b-csnt cigar.
The man who can't make both ends
meet is naturally In favor of an elastic
currency.
You never hear any one complain
about Defiance Starch" There is
none to equal 1t in quality and quan.
tity. 16 ounces. 10 cents. Try 1t now
and save your money.
Let Eastern powers fume and fuss,
We're safe while U. s. stands for us.
The mildest tobacco that grows 10 used
In the rQAke-uD Of RaytRra RulihAnA &
cent cigar. Try ono and See
bali player daIbs iiniment on on his iinea- Inca
ments.
~y one package.
n Defiance Starch" does not
please you. return It to your dealer.
II It does you get one-third more for
the same money. II will give you
satisfaction. and viii not stick to the
iron.
Some young men spend SO much
time in creasing their trousers that
they never have time to increase their
stock of ideas.
IL ycu ya,i have Sno :mSssd Sn 2 sulIss:d sssGs
sou have not. better try one
dreamily: oh: sayr, he retorted in a
more ambition than to be looking for dead
ones you're not the girl for me-"
Try me Just once and am sure
to come again. Defiance Starch.
When a fellow misses fortune Il is
certainly a misfortune.
--
Piso's euro cannot be too highly spoken Of -
acough cure--J. w. OBRlBN 81 Third Ave.
H.. NiupeApelis MINI, Jan. & 1900
IT think Rockefeller and would make
4 good team" "Why sur'' I'm ns good
At spending money as no 10 ut making
It."
~ beats all" how good . cigar yeu caA
hsz Tor ,s;sS.. sent: 4 .yoS buy sh'Flsss brand
People may. put on . million airs with
out being miIiionairsA
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-05-15
PUBLIC AUCTION OF CHAUTAU.
QUA PRIVILEGES.

Notice is hereby given that the
North Dakota Chautauqua will offer
for sale at public auction on Monday
evening, June list, 1903, at 500 p. M,
at Chautauqua Office in Devils Lake,
the following exclusive privileges for
1903. Outside bidders may mail
sealed bids to the secretary with in
structions to bid up to a certain
amount for the privileges designated
in bid and same will receive due
attention.
LIST. Shooting gallery.
End. Chautauqua souvenirs and
buttons, on which must be the words
North Dakota Chautauqua, Devils
Lake, N. d., 1903." This will not
prohibit the sale Of other souvenirs
provided the words "North Dakota
C~hautauqua' or similar reference to
the Chautanqua is not printed on the
same. Said sale shall not prevent
societies or excursionists from selling
and wearing the special badges made
for the occasion.
Bird. Manufacture on the grounds
OF she'll and stone set jewelry.
4th. Natural history specimens,
curlos, but same must not contain the
words North Dakota Chautauqua''
or by wording refer to Chautauqua in
any way.
9Th. Check stand for bicycles,
parcels, etc.
9Th. Laundry.
18th. Newspapers, periodicals. etc.
The association reserves the right t.
permit any newspaper publisher tc
sell its papers.
Sth. Novelties. All toys the
mechanism Of which produces objec.
tional noises or any creation that
shall be deemed a nuisance by the
Board Of Directors shall be prohibited
upon a notice being given to the pur
chaser Of the privilege.
9th. Candy, manufactured on the
grounds.
Season admission will be given t.
purchaser for bids not less than T225. 90.
Any other proper privilege will bt
sold on request, either by auction O.
; sealed bids.
All sales subject to the approval o.
the board and it reserves the right tt
reject any and all bids.
Dated May 18th, 1908.
1912. Edgar LaRue, Secretary.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-05-15
Sale of Land.

Notice is n hereby given, that in pursuance Of
the County Court. in and for the county Of
day Of April, A, D 1909, in the matter OF the
Guardianship Of Thea. S. Nelson, the under.
signed, guardian of the person and estate of
said minor; will sell at private sale to the
and balance on credit not exceeding three
years, subject to the confirmation BY the judge
June. 4. D. 1903, all the right, title and interest
Of taid minor in the following described land,
situated in the County of Ramsey, and State OF
North Dakota, to-wit:
An undivided one.sixth OF an undivided one
third or an undivided one-eighteenth of the
south west quarter of section number two 90
in township lumber one hundred and .~fifty.six
(156l range number sixty-three. (63.) Also an
or an undivided two.eighteenths of the south
west quarter of section number two (2,) town
ship, one hundred and f~fty-six (56,J range
si1ty-three 1887
All offers must be made in writing and left at
the Office Of F. W. Ames, Mayville, N. D., and
to him personally or filed with the
Judge OF the County Court of Trail County,
North D z 9da: Dated at hayville, N. D. April
9-l2 F, w. Ames Guardian.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-05-15
Sale of Land.

Notice is hereby given, that in pursuance OF
an order made by the Hon. D. G Duell, Judge OF
the County Court in and for the County of
Ramsey, and State Of North Dakota, on the lst
day Of june. A. D. 1903, in the matter of the
guardianship of Viola Evelyn Thoen and
signed guardian of the person and estate of
said minors, will sell TO the highest bidder for
nasn s:1ecedine three ess ye ara D ali the Ri Fight: er tials
and interest of said minors in the following
described land, situated in the County Of
Ramsey and State Of North Dakota, to wit:
An undivided one-si1th of the South West
quarter Of Section No. Two, .(2), in Township
No. One Hundred and Fifty Six G56), North of
Range No. Sixty Three (S3), West Of the Fifth
P. N.
Offers must be made in writing and left at
the residence of the undersigned guardian on
the S. W. quarter, Of Section No IL Township
No. 1856 North of Range No. 60 deliver to him
personally or file with the County Judge in the
City OF Devils Lake, North Dakota. Dated
May Ind, A. D.. 1901. Hans c. PauIson.
Guardian, y-12
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-05-15
OUT THEY GO
OUT THEY GO

To North Dakota where the crowds
are going for FREE HOMESTEADS
and FREE COAL LANDS. Low R'y
rates. See our agent in your city and
write for facts and maps. WIN. H.
BROWN & Co., 1871 LaSalle ST.,
Chicago, OF Mandan, N. Oak.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-05-15

Auction sale OF wheat. On Saturday, May 1e,
1903, at O'Clock p. M, will offer at public
sale at this school the surplus wheat belong.
highest bidder for cash. Bids may be made
for delivery at the school, or at Oberon, N. D.,
delivery to be made as early as practicable
after sale. TIE right is reserved 70 rejec: any
or all bids. Fort Totten School, Nd. May z,
1850. Chas. l.. Davis. Superintendent. 9.iO
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-05-15

good care of that which they had al
ready cut. don't think it necessary
to explain my smile; it speaks for
itself.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24
ONE SHOW
Evening WithC Comedy
 at Elks' Hall.

Tomorrow evening there will be Q break in the routine amusement of the city. Alfred T. Layne and Miss Daisy D'Avra, who gave several very credit able performances early last fall, arr rived in the city yesterday, and will ap- pear tomorrow night in two very bright little comedy sketches.
 The first sketch will be Breaking the Ice" one of Beerbohm Trees witty playlets. This will be followed by an original picture of down East life, enti- tied "The Deacon's Waterloo" Inter- spersed with the two comedy sketches will be plenty of new and catchy songs, parodies, etc.
 The double bill will make rare evenings treat, and as both people are exceedingly clever at their business the performance will be frst-elass.
 The sale of seats will open at lO o'clock this morning at Britt's. Popu! lar prices will be charged, 70 and oO cents, and 9 cents for children.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24

The Sksgway and WhitehorSe boys played strong ball anyhow While there is general regret that they have los, majority Of the games of the series Co the Dawson teams, there Is no disposition Co blame anyone. Every confidence Is reposed in Jim Barrager' captain Of the combination team and there is no doubt that he did the very best that could be done. Our boys played in hard luck That Is all there i.toit. We stiu believe that it they could stay in Dawson long enough they would win out in a majority ot the games. They are good ball playerS and gentlemen, every one oi them.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24

Judging from the telegraphic news that come, from Washington. the eN- pressions of the resentment ot the peo- pie over the appointment of non-resi- dent as commissioner for the district Co the worlds fair Is bearing fruit. Com missioner Ryan, Representative Taw- ney and others, seem very solicitous over the matter. Some good has been accomplished, and not little of it Is probably due Co the announcement Of Superintendent, Mcdonald, ot Tread well, that his company would uo, par ticipate iu che affair.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24
PERSONAL MENTION

T. R. Sewell, the Haines druggist, went to Juneau on the Dolphin yester- day on business.
 W. P. Benn, the popular express man. returned North on the Dolphin after a business trip to Seattle.
 =
 John c. Held, the Juneau lawyer, ar rived on the Dolphin. He will be in the city for several days.
 Miss Palmer. daughter of the mining inspector at Dawson, was a round trip passenger of the Topeka.
 Miss Poe, principal of a Seattle school, was round trip passenger on the Topeka
 Mrs. A. B. Livermore, head nurse in the Seattle General hospital, was making the round trip on the Topeka for pleasure.
 Mrs. A. NJ. wallick and children came up on the Dolphin. Mrs. Wal lick Is the wife of the chief train dis hatcher of the W. P. X Y. R
 =
 Mrs. Anthony Graves went to Seattle on the Dolphin. Mir. Graves went as far as Haines and returned on the Vira Rial last night
 Mrs Fl. D. Rirmse went to Juneau on the Dolphin. She will visit with her sister. Mrs. John F. Malony. J. Bloom returned on the Dolphin, after a business trip to Seattle and Ta- coma
 Nellie McGee, one of Skagway's fair daughters, came up on the Dolphin af- ter attendance at college in Seattle. Judge Rogers went to HaineS on the Dolphin.
 Miss Rose Sutherland, one of the Sal yation Army lasses Of this city, went to Seattle on the Dolphin.
 Double bill at Elks' hall Saturday night.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24
Pionieksrs Go To DysA

Ben Moore and family, Mir. and Mrs. Chealander, and MeSdameS Jos. Me Kenny, J. D. Stinebaugh and NJ. F. Hall went to Dyea picnicking yester- day. They picked berries and had a fne time. Just after the arrival of the Topeka, Mir Chealander was called to the telephone. He was surprised to ind that he had been called up by Mss Costello, Of Chicago, a sister of Mrs. Chealander. whom she had not seen for Gen Nears.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24

The Nome Nugget Is the latest paper Co announce its support of territorial government. The Nugget Is the lead ing paper of Nome and |, presided over by Major J. P. A. Strong, veteran newspaper man oi splendid ability, aud one who has alwoy, been leader ot thought iu every community which has has been so fortunate as Co claim him aS resident.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24

Our annual sale Is now on, beginning January I and ending December Jl ot each wear. Thisi, our sixth annual sale, the prices and values during this sale are the same a, before, always the best chat can be had. F. H. ClaySon N Co
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24

Hundred, ofeyes read the advertising columns oft the Alaskan each day. They scan these columns closely. Business men do you want resultss We have the proper medium. Phone 20 for the man with the rate card Co call.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24
HEAVY LOAD
Dolphin Had Much Freight
 for Here.

At 6;45 yesterday morning the Dol phin reached port with ls3 tons Of freight and q passengers. Fogs for over half the trip was responsible for her delay.
 The Dolphin left out at S:l5 yester- day afternoon with 70 passengers for Seattle besides many for way ports.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24
snagwAy rown.i,s Notice

The first hall oi the principal and the interest for one year, upon thc proper tv embraced within Y. S. Amended Survey N0. l3, Is payable on or before July 9O. 1908. at the office ot C. E Wyun-JohusOn ou the mil,,ite.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-07-24
Fali and Winter Goods In

We are now ready to supply the trade with fall and winter suits New goods and new samples in all the latest styles have just been received.
 AMERICAN TALORS, . l9lw Agents for Born X Co.