The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-07-01

uCS A1uCA 4ouScI yOu WALL arouse the
sleeping lion in my bosom, and ]
will not answer for the conse-
quences."
The best capital !, begin life en-
is capital wife.
- IF we knew at forty what we
thought we knew at twenty this gould
be wise generation.
= The world judges us by our
achievements; God judges US by the
earneetness of our efforts.
- The woman who wears feathers
on lfer hat won let her little boy
rob birds nests because it is cruel.
- If you hide your sius IN the csl-
lar they will DO sure TO mako Ahem-
selves known in the parlor. Ram S
Hum. 1910
= The person who says the hest
things about dead man. is the one
who never could say anything good of
him when he was alive.
- When woman goes into room
and doesn't walk up to the looking
glass to gaze at herself it is sign
that there isn't ono there.
The man who says he does not
care wha. the world thinks Of him
may want you to believe it, but he
does not believe it himself.
- The church member who wears
face long enough to eat oats out
| Of q churn has jet to learn the first
lesson in Christian living.
Chances come TO every man, but
nearly every man asks them to SIT
down and wait till,he5is ready to take
them, aud they move on to the next.
So remarkably perverse is she
| nature Of Of man that ne diespises those
that court him, and admires whoever
will not bead before him. -Thuoydi-
| des. 3is 4, As
Woman is the genius Of com pro-
mise: she begins by wanting her. son
70 be president, she ends by being sat-
is6ed to have him pass the plate in
church. s5 ll5 !.
Did you ever Noise that the
man who is most teady to advise
others to arise with the lark is
usually the man who will not do it
himself2 =, .si5g;
~ thought Dolly had decided to
embrace the profession Of laW29
S"She had, but q profesaionE Of love
came her way and she deci ~ to en-
brace that. ;..i, 3 ~ b \.
He hat! Another dress?
Gracious, woman! Don't you ever
think Of anything but new dressesSs.'
She-HOh yes; often think of
those diamonds you promised ME. 81
Just as children are fooled into
believing thot the drumstick is tho
best part Of the turkey, 50 tha. they
! will CRY for il, grownsup people aFs
taught that two persoas can get nors
outof anincome thanonc.
!. I suppose that II you marry my
! daughter. you viii expect me 10 pay
yoar debts .Shouldn's think oP
putting you TO so much tro ubl i, ,an-
.swered Earle Byrd; s'you can give
me the money aud + II pay EN- my
self H
What is probably the biggeat lle4i
comoliye in the world HISS just been
completed at Schenectady for hauling
| freight over the ROCKY Mountains. IL
measures seventy feet and on d loyel
crack can haul 8 train of oars mile
and . half long. ST. Is
a cnrions medical fast was elici-
sed lately tan iaauestson 4 man Who
died from injuries received from faIl-
Ing out Of bed in Eoxton House Lp-
hasic asylum London The bones Of
. lunatic, stated q doctor, are Ear
more brittle ahan those Of q person Of
/ strong mind ;sss;s
In New Holland ,ae women ont
4 themselves with shells, aud kseriug
/ the wounds open L long ti,aa fnrr.
/ atars insthe flesh. which they deem
highly ornamental. oshss mark Of
4 beaaty consists of having finger nails
ESQ long Shat casin 81 os banhoc are
I necessary TO pspts hc;l from In