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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07
SHOOTING STARS.
Metaphorically Phrased.

Don't you think your friend would stand
a better chance if he were to subside and
be a dark horse?" said one politician.
He couldn't" answered the other. Hes
naturally SO much of a kicker that he
wouldn't be content with any other role
than that OF mule"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

Wizard Edison is lucky to live at a
time when the mysterious explosions in his
laboratories are popularity attributed to
science and not to Satan.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

This summer continues to be the delight
of the average citizen and the despair of
the weather prophets.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07
The Uneasy Monarch's Wardrobe.

my costume" said the king. you'll note
Pursues a style that must not fail.
l wear for looks an erpine coat
And for my health a shirt of mail"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07
His Terms.

Your enemies say that you have been
on friendly terms with that trust"
1T is a base libel" answered Senator
Sorghum. 1.-The terms l exacted from that
trust were entirely too exorbitant to be
considered friendly"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

Pope Plus x could not reasonably hope
for any higher success than to maintain
his present popularity to the close of his
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

1t is strange that man of Russell Sage's
careful habits should fail to provide fire
escapes for any of his buildings
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

When Mr.. Bryan employs the epithet
bunco steerer he forgets that many people
regarded his free silver program as some
thing rather similar to green goods game.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

Saratoga might take a look at Long
Branch and see what sometimes happens
when gambling and revelry are suppressed
at a resort whose fame rests on frivolity
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

1t is not likely that Gen Miles retirement
will prevent him from forming opinions on
things in general.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

Mr.. Carnegie has done his best to be suf-
hciently liberal in this country to pre-
vent any jealousy of Scotland
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

A large number of people who are never
mentioned in the newspapers are even
more panic stricken than the Wall street
magnates.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

Mr.. Schwab got to point in his career
where money was no object, but where
health was a prime consideration.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07
A Certainty,

Does Mr.. Stiggins call himself a con-
noisseur in muster asked the man who
sneers.
Certainly not. Such assumption on his
part is out of the question. In the first
place. he couldn't pronounce the word con-
nOtSSeur'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

1t begins to look as If Mr.. Bryan had
come to regard Grover Cleveland as his
especial political punching bag
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07
My Old Eeudtucky Home.

From the Atlanta Journal
The world may. not be growing better, but
II Is growing Drawer, at any rate. Wit
nesses against Kentucky feudists are ac-
tually taking their meals at home now.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

The western farmer feels comfortable SO
long as crops hold out. despite the fuc-
tuations in Wall street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

From the Baltimore American
Wall street appears to have touch O
financial malaria.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-08-07

Were $3.50 and $500.
Third floor, Tenth st.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13

]. M. Mccoy and family returned
Sunday from a trip to Kansas. They
came home by way of Cresco, Iowa,
where Mr.. Mccoy has milling in
terests. Although regretting to leave
Dundee SO soon again, Mr.. Mccoy
found that business matters which re-
quire his attention at Cresco will ne
cessitate himself and family spending
the winter there. We believe that
Mr.. Mccoy and family will be we'll re-
ceive1 in the Iowan town. As Presi-
dent Of the village of West Dundee
and a good citizen, Mr.. Mccoy, as
we'll as his estimable wife, will be
missed by their many friends here
during their winter sojourn in Cresco.
Yesterday they left for a short visit
with Chicago relatives and will 60 to
Iowa from here next week. Dundee
Hawkeye, Nov. 6.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13

NJ. Z. Gillard, from near Lime
Springs, was a Cresco visitor on Wed
nesday. He has rented the old Crox-
ton farm near Bonair for next season.
Money to loan on farm land securi.
ties at lowest rate of interest. Call
on or address E. R. Thompson, the
Abstract and Real Estate man, Cres-
co, Iowa.
BoRN-To Mr.. and Mrs. Otis Hughes,
Lime Springs, Iowa, Tuesday, Nov.
10th, a son. Mrs. Hughes is daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Salisbury of
this place.
Miss Ann Marshall of Cresco spent
a few days here last week with her
friend, Mrs. Ada Phillips and family.
She returned home Saturday. New
Hampton Tribune.
DO you know that it will not be
long before you will see the cold flag?
That means more money for fuel un-
less you have Storm SASH, For sale by
HoLL1sTER LUMBER Co.
The Snow will soon be with US. Do
not wait until you need Storm Sash
but anticipate your wants in advance
and buy them now, of the
50w4 HOLLISTER LUMBER Co.
Mrs. @. E. ROBBERS, San Francisco,
Cal. Would not be without Rocky
Mountain Tea in our house. It's a
great family remedy. Makes and keeps
us well.-Sold by DR.. VIM. Connolly.
People wishing photos made and fin
ished for Xmas are requested to sit
for negative not later than Dec. u.
Come in the forenoon to avoid the
rusb. o. q. BuRo1cK, photographer.
It's like a .'dip in the fountain of
youth" Touches the cheek SO gently
that "youth fingers on the face of old
age" That's what Rocky Mountain
Tea does. IS cents. Sold by DR.. VIM.
Connolly.
1t adds spice to dreary life, encour-
ages.the human heart, lifts one out of
despair, breaths new life and conf
dence. That's what Rocky Mountain
Tea will do. IS cents. Sold by DR..
VIM. Connolly.
That the Decorah boys in Kenmare,
N. D., are rapidly getting to the front
is learned from the fact that at last
weeks election Levi (Boy) Bulls was
elected city treasurer and Nord jack
wi!z alderman Decorah Public Opin-
ion.
~ finely bred heavily boned Poland
China fit for service, for sale at
reasonable price, II mile west Of
Cresco. Also a Scotch Short-Horn
bull seven months old, perfect beau
ty, the best of the breed.
w. j. WEBSTER.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13
W. E. Haskins Dead.

Mr.. Haskins came to Howard county
with the coming of the Milwaukee
road and for several years was employ
ed by the company while Mr.. Wood
cock was the agent of the company.
He was afterwards agent of the G. M.
& St. P Ry., in charge of the station
at Chester for several years, always
discharging his duty with fidelity to
the company and with courtesy to its
patrons. He was an honest man and
a good citizen, genial and companion
able,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13

The Odd Fellows and G. a. R., with
their auxiliaries have leas ed the hall
in the Libby building and gave an
open meeting last Tuesday night to
properly celebrate the event. The
principal address was delivered by
Rev. I. E. Fleming, of Fayette.
The members Of the present Board
OF Supervisors inform us that they
are not the Supervisors who ordered
the hole to be cut in the cage, through
which Robinson escaped into the cor
ridor of the Jail, and from there onto
the roof where he was caught by sher-
IF Campbell.
J. B. Caward has sold his stock of
goods to Lewis Malek and will give
possession about January 1st. Mr..
Malek was in the employ of John
johnson until about two. years ago,
when he moved onto his farm near
Schley. He is experienced in the
mercantile business and will doubtless
make a success of his new venture.
Information has been filed against
Ira Wentworth, transient black
smith, who has held forth here for
several months past, charging him
with inebrlacy, and his case will
doubtless receive attention at this
term of court. Another unfortunate
young man residing here will be call
ed up on the same charge. -Waukon
Democrat.
Will Dreas Jr., met with bad ac-
cident last Monday evening while
working about a corn SHREDDER being
operated on the Clemmer farm north
of town. His left hand was caught in
the machine and so badly torn that
amputation near the elbow was neces-
sary. lie was brought to town i'm
mediately after the injury and taken
to the Kessel hospital.
DR.. A. A. Eddy of Coal Creek, Colo
RADIO, in remitting for his PLAIN
DEALER, says it will be twenty years
the first of December since he was the
local surgeon for the @. f. g. L. Co.,
end the D. s. R. G. Ry. Company. He
says the company has coal mines in
Colorado, New Mexico, Utah and Wy
oming, which the big strike that be-
gan last Monday will affect.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13

A Missouri orator is said to have
gotten off the following: "We live in
land of high mountains and high
taxes; low valleys and low wages; big
crooked rivers and big crooked states
men; big lakes; big strikes; big drinks;
big drinkers; big pumpkin heads; sill.
Yer streams that gambol in the noun.
tains and pious politicians that gam
BILE in the night; sharp tinanciers and
sharptoed shoes; s;fertile plains that lie
like a sheet CT water and thousands of
newspapers that lie like thunder
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13

Mrs. S. r. Kellow came down from
Minneapolis yesterday.
Go to Mosher's Corn Palace for the
best peanuts and pop corn.
Get your reserved seats early for
"a Celebrated Case" Nov, 26.
Ask your grocer for a lib carton of
Brooktield farm Sausage. Try 1t.
400 acre farm at Bonair for rent at
once. American Loan and Trust Co.
DR.. Ahern, front room over the E..
R. Thompson Abstract office. tf-59
Remember "a Celebrated Case" at
Lyric Hall, Thanksgiving night.
Ask your grocer for Lib carton Of
Brooktield farm Sausage. Try it.
E. w. Booton of the Ridgeway Re-
view was a Cresco visitor Tuesday.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Ed Gillett returned
Tuesday from their Minnesota visit.
Large corner and anchor posts for
sale at the Hollister Lumber Co.-m1
Ask your grocer for l pound car
ton of Brookfeld farm Sausage.
Try it.
Ferd Goethe will sell beef by quar-
ter at ST and &c per h., at his meat
market. 2m
Mr.. and Mrs. fred White came
down from Taopi, Minn., Tuesday
afternoon.
Mrs. Nicholas Lydon returned from
visit with New Hampton friends
yesterday.
M. P. Lydon, breeder Of heavy
boned Poland China Hogs, Cresco, Ia.
N. I. Phone. tt
DR.. ]. W. Jinderlee, Physician and
Surgeon. Front rooms over Sobolik' Is
Hardware store. loft
Dr. w. Il. DAILY, physician ana sur
geon. Office over Fields Furniture
store, opposite postonice.
Oak Lawn Cemetery Association
will put ga Celebrated Case" before
the public Thanksgiving night.
An extra choice Shorthorn bull for
sale. Inquire of Tony MARSHALL.
CreSco r. f. ID. No l.
Nov. 26th the Oak Lawn Cemetery
Association will give the public
treat in "a Celebrated Case" at Lyric
Hall.
When Sheriff Campbell arrived at
the penitentiary with his prisoners,
one of the harness thieves, Wilson,
was Immediately recognized there as
a for mer inmate and released only a
few months ago from two year sem
tence for theft in Hardin county.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13
Only Makes Bad Matter Worse.

Perhaps you have never thought of
it but the fact must be apparent to
every one that constipation is caused
by lack of water in the system, and
the use of drastic cathartics like the
old fashioned pill only makes bad
matter worse. Chamberlain'S Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets are much more
mild and gentle in their effect, and
when the proper dose is taken their
action is 50 natural that one can hard
ly realize it is the effect of medicine
Try a 25 cent bottle of them. For
sale by Shuttleworth Drug Co.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13
CHURCH NOTES.
EPISCOPAL.

Services Sunday, Nov. 18th, morn
ing and evening at the usual hours,
conducted by Mr.. Ellsworth of Fari
bault. Sunday sch Jol after morning
service. Choir practice at the church
at 1880 Saturday evening.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13

Joseph Denney, a resident of Chero-
kee, Iowa, is native of New York
state. but went to Iowa more than
ninety years ago. He is the father of
twelve children, and has sixtY-six
grandchildren, "a greatgrandchildren
and one great-great grandchild. At
his last birthday ITO descendants con-
graduated him.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13
Farmers and horseman,

Are your horses afflicted with Heaves?
If so you should at once procure a bot
tie of LUERs HEAyE DROPS, sure
cure for Heaves Short-windedness
Coughs and Indigestion. For sale by
Shuttleworth Drug Co., P. A. Glenn
mer's, VIM. Connolly, and Lomas &
MILF. 100y1
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13
GERMAN LUTHERAN

Service next Sunday Nov. Is, here
in Cresco, at 10:30 a. m. Sunday
school in the afternoon at 2:45. All
members are cordially invited.
No service at Davis Corners that
Sunday
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13
Farms for Rent.

I have for rent the farm known as
the Durham farm in Oak Dale Town
ship, also the farm known as the Bul.
lis farm in Chester township. l also
have few other good farms for rent.
JOHN NJ. CAN!-,sN Land Agency,
IS cresco, Iowa.
zone of my Eni.s.ren was taken with
cramp and suffered severely, says S
B. Elzee, of Monett, Mo. 81 telephon-
ed for a doctor, then gave a dose of
Chamberlain s Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy, and a few hours later
a second dose. Before the doctor came
the child was relieved" For sale by
Shuttleworth Drug Co.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13
For Sale.

For Sale.
1000 bushels of good corn; also a
quantity of No. l seed corn, on my
farm miles south and miles west
of Cresco. MICHAEL DOHERTY.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-11-13
Down Goes the Meat.

Sirloin 124 cents.
Round 10 cents.
Roast 8 cents. Boiling cents.
1Sm2 FERD GoETTEL.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-10-24

UN AVISO

La American Railroad Company OF
Porto Rico pone en- conocimiento del
pdblico que. 4 causa de lluvias torreu-
ciales. han habido algunas averiss en- el
nuevo trozo entre san German y
YaueH. quedando. por csc mofivo. inte-
rrumpidO el servicio de trenes. proyi-
sioualmente. entire los reieridcs puatos,
Los trenss siguen circulanclo. dc con-
formidsd coa los uuevos itineraries.
snfre Agusdilla y San Gernan y engrs
Yauco y Ponce.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-10-24
Y NO triunf6

Fl juicio aquel. euFicso y terrogihco
IA Sido FcsuclEo. con TODD rectirud. POT
Il Jurz SoEiano y duS asogiados
Sc sumpliS anesgr0 augurio. IA
peE6dia. ben ~ ablamon. 10 poda
lKSunlar.
Aplsndimos 4 - Jusces. dcss1n1o-
- Cue siempre - inspirsn. euUo esla
49, ea al,ns pEiscipiss De muns , q
inEiciA.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-10-24

IA escuela noCturna 50 ahrsF4 el N
nes. - del corFienfs uzes. en h eseueia
a Lincnln. salla Dc n FpFsNleza. Las
sshoriEas , ~ idssnEs cue d.ssen ST
malriul13cs. pasden prcssalzrss 81 a.
cha esrnela. ea a iecha lnaieada.
EN- ciappr.
SspsEins1ndm.A
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-10-24
Dooley, lie hace una graciosa re-
verencia. Y, a causa de este, sc
le tuerce ell alambrito.

Green ustedes que el jamon
sufre examen alguno?
NADIA de ESQ. Puede postular
libremente en- todas las pulpe-
rias y ventoril1os.
Bien claro 10 dice ell certifca.
do: "la madre del jamon fue
muerta por la hxnt. -"
Con 10 cual Sc lleva ell iamon
el laurel de la victoria.
va pueden irle con m1sicas v
magras al hom bro los doctores
de la Junta Superior; que ell ja-
mon consabido. mirandoles So
carronamente, les dira con mu-
cha dulzura:
iEnderecenme ell alambrito!
Y, a proposito del alambrito,
|recuerdo aquello de la capne to-
Saio .aAwmada. y, de paso, re-
cuerdo tambien a don Antonio
Idem, ex-alcalde de San Juan.
En- ell case del jamon, no es di-
ficil averiguar a que inocente
v1ctima pertenezca.
Pero iun pedazo de tasajo?
Nj Ell mismO mister Gibbs, con
ser quien es, es capaz de averi-
guar a que burro viejo, yegua
enclenque 9 vaca melancolica
pertenece TN trozo de carne, que
sale del saladero en- la amable
compai5ia de setenta mil peda-
EOS mas.
ST este es impossible lcomo po-
dra certificar ningun inspector,
por combetente que sea, donde
fu6 nsatad0 (textuaI) la res sa-
cri6cada por la voracidad de los
hombres hambrientos?
Esto destaS0I0 el alma, doctor
amigo.
Y decimos 10 que antecede, en-
ell sentido de que la orden % Sc
refera al tasajo que viene de
Montevideo, cosa que no esta
bien aclarada at1n.
Ell estilo ahumado de la orden
20 deja en- el amino I'm Viader
de dudas.
Y 10 peor del case es que la
orden 20 parece, mas que una
precaucion higienica, un ataque
alberto, franco, decidido, a la re-
|p1blica del Uruguay y, mas que
a nadie, a los sefiores ingleses,
que son los que manejan ese me-
gocio.
iAtacar a los ingleses2
lDonde esta Ell patriotismo del
DR.. Smith, hijo de la poderosa
Albion?
Caiga ell Paraguay. pero iguay
de los que ataquen a lnglaterra!
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-10-24

con ps2F comnnicamus 4 uasstros
lccpgrea cue 80 eneunntra enfeFuo. en-
hmmacse. nnaslro sslim4de anlke 90
- Neg. lnIhA
cuirrs pln qns Fscohss pru1lS y
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-10-24
TASAJO..." iY UN JAMON
LA ORDEN 20
FL alambritO.

La Junta Superior de Sanidad,
v, en- su nombre, mister r. M.
Hernandez NJ. D., Presidente de
la misma, ordena y manda:
ARricuLo uNIco.
Todo jamon que Sc introduz-
ca en- Puerto Rico, para la ven
ia Y consume p1blico, debera
t-aer consigo un certifcado, ex-
pedido por el inspector compe-
tente, del lugar donde ha sido
preparado, que contenga la fe-
cha de matanZa, nombre del fa--
bricante E idem del inspector.
Cada jamon debera tener ese
certificado pegado a la cubierta
8 undo a ella por I'm alambre.
Todo jamon debera venir en-
vueltO en- I'm SacO.
Los comerciantes importado-
res avisaran a los exportadores
Ell contenido de esta orden, que
empezara a regir desde Ell 70 de
Enero de 1904.
(Nota de la Redaccion. la or
den ntmero 20, arriba copiada.
es tambien extensive a la corne
t0S0jo 0hgtm0o0.-Textual la bas-
tardilla.)
Grandes ignorantes y grandes
pecadoreS somos.
Pecadores, porque, francamen-
te, doctor amigo, con 8 sin alam-
brito, nos GUSTAV mucho Ell ta-
saio, y ell jamon -. hembra.
Y sacan de duda a nuestra
ignorancia dos autoridades, que
mas abajo citamos.
IQue recurrimos a cercado
ajeno?
iBahl
No hay erudito que no tenga
ounce 9 veinte dictionaries pa
ra su uso particular.
TAsAJo. (De tajor) m. Peda-
70 de carne seco y salado 9 ace
cinado, para que Sc conserve.
(Diccionarlo de la LenesE0 Gas
teIIan0, bor la Real Ac0demia
EsbG10la. D6cimatercia edici6n.
Ano de 1899. Pdgina 947.)
TAsAJo. m. Jerked beef, hung
beef. (DicciOnayI0 inezGS-esba-
mol y esPailoI-fngI6S. de Lobss y
BenSIer. SJPtima edici6n. Paris.
T0O2.
-.
LA del hume!
81 no exiSte el tasajo ahuma-
do "a que viene el alambrito9
La humo-rada de Ia Iuuta
Superior nos ha hecho fruncir
el labio inferior. poniendonos de
NAL humo-r.
Pero este no quiere decir que
Ia Superior Junta haya dictado
Ia orden 20 a humo de pajas. nj
entra en- nuestros prop6sitos ba-
jarle los humos nj al mismo doc.
tor Smith. el cual doctor usa
p6ivora sin humo.
No tenemOs tal humillo. pues
sabemos que. 4 In postre. t0dc
SC ira en- hum0
Pero 81 prOtessamos. con toda
IA tuerxa dc nueatras mandihu-
las. contra IA peregFina inven-
Icion De In esrHs Assgjo s1a.
sssds.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-10-24

Gracias a la prudente DISPOSE
ci6n de la Junta consabida, MI
nero 2o, han de ocurrir cosas
muy raras en- Chicago,
Zen Chicago la immortal,
Roma invicta del jamon,
Salamanca de la sal.
Veamos.
Cualqu1er cerdo filantr6pico
oye decir 60 lee en- ell NeaV York
HeyaId) que los venturosos ha-
bitantes de Puerto Rico sc estan
muriendo de hambre.
Y como los seflore cerdos son
muy tiernos y sentimentales, Ell
cerdo de que Sc trata, en- vez de
pensar cuerdamente, suponien-
do que ESQ del hambre es una
invencion de muchos vagabun-
dos, que no han podido meter
ell hocico en- la cazuela del pre-.
supuestO, ese cerdo generoso,
llevado por noble impulse al sa-
crifcio, ordena que lie corten
uno de los cuartos traseros.
va tenemos jamon.
Y el honorable jamon pasa
luego las de Cain, para poder
cumplir su humanitaria mission.
Despues de sacudirse violen-
tamente, con ell laudab]e fin de
no cargar con muchas libras de
triquina, entrega su reluciente
cuerpo a I'm taylor experimental
do, para que le haga el saco ne
cesario. Y, loh, vanidad huma-
ma! 10 quiere de la misma tela
que Sc emplea en- los trajes de
los guardias de la insular. Hay
que infundir respeto.
En- marcia.
Ahora necesita quien 10 intro
duZca en- Puerto Rico. ESQ no
es dificil. Aqui han 1legado
otros peores que el y en- vez de
salir desCuartizados, descuarti-
aaron a medic million de ciuda-
danos.
IY ell certifcado?
Bah! ESQ es 10 de menos.
En- Chicago estan los medicos
a tres por centavo y a veces Sc
pudren en- Ell mostrador. No hay
quien los quiera.
Uno de esos doctores escribe
10 siguiente:
"Digo yo. Prosperous Venom,
que ell agraciado jamon, porta-
dor de estas lineas, es de honra-
da familia. aunque pobre, NO
tiene vicios mayores y estudi6
leyes en- la universidad de Ar
mours. Su madre. quiere de-
cir. el cerdo hembra de que pro-
cede. fue muerta en- buena lid
pOr la hunt (jauria de podencos)
del RsGy0r Of city Of Chicago.
Firmado. :. v tai. .
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-10-24

iAtacar a los ingleses7
lDonde esta Ell patriotismo del
DR.. Smith, hijo de la poderosa
Albion?
Caiga ell Paraguay. pero iguay
de los que ataquen a lnglaterra!
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-10-24

Y el jam6n. cumplidas va las
6rdeneS dc Ia Superior Junta
.lega al mnelle. ysaluda con de-
semharazo y gallardia 4 Bernar-
do Fernandez. y d Alexandra
SuareG y a Eyarisso Frciria (del
verbo freirl. y &Cadierno. v 4
Manuel CambloE. "a Pepe
Leon. y 4 Pepe Gsuran. y 4 Pc
pc Risuss; p~ro eslOs ciudadanos
le vuelven las espaldaA
II jamdn no da su hueso 4
toreer y. al encnntrarse Coo AF.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-10-24

La Junta Superior de Sanidad,
v, en- su nombre, mister r. M.
Hernandez M. D., Presidente de
la misma, ordena y manda:
.a~,o, ,,,..