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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
Why They Got Un.

Say, had a funny experience today
said TrotterdOn to his friend Blotterdon.
chat.
Lets have it," said Blotterdon with
an air of resignation for they seldom
met but Trotterdon had a funny expert
ence" to tell of
We'll. you know that restaurant I go
to for my luncheon?" began Trotterdon
Yes. that cheap place on a side street
"a bowl of soup and two rolls for )
cents, and everything extra for cents
l know it well. for. paradoxicany, it has
friend.
Now. wait until 1 get through. I
went INTO the restaurant today for my
dinner. There was only one seat vacant
and the other three at the table We're oc-
cupled by women. L went in and sat
down, and as soon as l did the women
looked at me got up and walked out -
MY goodness, man. what was the mat
ter asked Blotterdon. in an anxious
tone.
oh nothing much. from what could
gather; 1t seems that they were only
through eating"
So Blotterdon thought it was up to him
10 puy the cigars.-Philadelphia Tele-
graph.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
A-FoLLERIN' THE BAND.

Some fellers'd ruther spin a top.
Or fly a kite, or row
a boat down on the river than
Most anythin' they know
But newly. I'd run an leave
Jes' anythin' on hand
An never mind no games an such
A-fOllerin' the band!
like to march an keep the step.
An play that l belong,
An see re major toss his stick;
Gee, amt he big an strong?
An hear the fife go "tootle-toot."
An hear the drums beat and
Make b'lieve I'm playin' ev'rythin',
A-follerin' the band!
I'd ruther walk beside the man
That plays the silver horn
Than eat my fill of any pie
r. Was made since | was born,
Beside the music grand
Ihan pres-i-dent-ca he can't go
A-follerin the band
But folks can't let a Teller be.
Don't want him 10 have fun;
An when l come .a-trottin' home,
w hen supper things is done
Why pa he always scolds. an ma
says she can't understand
what ailS the boy. to always be
A-follerin the band
But granny she jes' kinder grins,
An says 'she guesses bows
Amt changed so much since James ia u,
Regardin love o noise"
An then she laughs bit an saws
she minds quite Well-GOOd iaudi-
When pa was always runnin' off
A-follerin' the bandw
Richard stillman Powell.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
PERSONAL.

Mrs. w. F. Graves, Of Summit ave-
nue., has gone to Denver, Col.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Ross Nicols, of Nell
son avenue. have returned from the
South.
Mrs. j. H. Humbird and Mrs. We
delstaedt, of Dayton avenue, have gone
to Spokane.
Miss Clara Rossum. of Lincoln ave-
nue., is visiting in Indianapolis
Mr.. and Mrs. Sherman Finch of Port
land avenue, have returned from New
York.
Mr. and Mrs. Frederick Weyerhaeuser,
of Summit avenue, left last night for
Chicago.
Miss Mary S. Furber is in Chicago
attending the grand opera.
Mrs. w. S. Briggs, of Summit ave-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
Measles in the Roosevelt Family.

WASHINGTON, D. c., April 10
Owing to the fact that Master Archie
Roosevelt has the measles, the usual
gathering of the cabinet children and
other small friends at the White house
for the egg-rolling today was omitted.
Miss Alice Roosevelt left here tonight
for Ashville, n. c., for a weeks visit
to Mr.. and Mrs. George Vanderbilt at
Biltmore. She was accompanied by her
aunt. MIS-. William S CnMIas
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

100 records. I am five feet tall, and
my brother calls me Shorty.
Like you'll" says a widow. 3I am
looking for husband, and am sweet
and refined, and think marriage is more
than ice cream and Brooklyn stock
companies.
Another Brooklyn girl ventures the
assertion that Il am passably good
looking since I had my teeth fixed for
$21"
Twenty eight letters were from third
parties professional matchmakers and
unselfish sisters, but Lloyd is discard
ing them
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

ion to Adam. She had small respect for
a man who could not see the necessity of
least in the spring She told him that
along with a lot of other things. At last
she shook him by the shoulder and kept
him awake long enough to ask:
Am | going to appear in anything diff
ferent tomorrow? Answer me-"
I hope So" said Adam YEARLY 81
nope you will appear in different frame
of mind. That's about the only change
you can make at present. you know
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
Aued Woman Fatally injured.

CHICAGO, April 13.-Mrs. Louise E.
Parks, a former vice president of the
Young WOmen's Christian association,
was fatally injured today while alight-
ing from a Wabash avenue cable train.
She failed to hear or see a train ap-
preaching from the opposite direc-s
ton and was knocked down and drag
ged several feet. She. was removed
to her home in an unconscious condi-
ton. Mrs. Park is seventy eight years
old
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

nue., and Mrs. A. G. Briggs, of Fair
mont avenue, have returned from Chi
cago
Mrs. John Towley, of Spokane,
Wash, is the guest of Mrs Pierce But
Ter, of Summit avenue.
Mrs. j. E. Hunter, of Fargo, is a
guest of Mrs. Perkins, of Summit av-
enue.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

buxom Englishslass, writes in clas-
sic strain: q b
flash of black as6 may kill you, so be-
ware sir. } ~
When this massive you read
May its earnestness plead
The cause that IS nearest my heart.
Say the one little word,
Say am preferred,
And Wen link ourselves never to part
A Bergen county damsel says: II
VIII only marry you to please my ma,
who says that her happiest minute will
be when l am married. 1 hate fellows
to hug me, and say, You are my little
tootsie-wootSie.' Don't say that to me,
Mr.. Lloyd
From Stamford Mr.. Lloyd's aspirant
says: when L told mama l was go
ing to answer your 'ad.' she said, He'll
be mighty lucky if he gets Florence!
We have a graphophone with nearly
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
Titled People VIII Attend Wedding.

LONDON, April 13.-The Marquis
and Warehouses of Hartford, Lord Ed
ward Seymour and Lady Jane Sey-
mour, who are to attend the wedding
of the Earl of Yarmouth at Pittsburg,
Pa, to Miss Alice Thaw, of that city,
will sail for New York Wednesday.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
MARRIAGES OF
THE PARENTS
Give Children Stepfather and Stepmother
of Their Own Age.

COLUMBUS GROVE, Ohio. April 12-
A list OF marriages, Of which the one
in the family. and in which both mother
and father were principals in the az
fairs. is unparalleled in the annals of
Putnam county history
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
IT'S ALL IN THE COUNT.
How Southern Negroes Attain Such Great
Ade


One New Yorker thinks he has dis
covered the cause of the remarkable age
attained by negroes. These instances are
far from rare in Dixieland. and the obitu
airy of more than one colored servant re-
lateS that deceased often spoke to La
tayette, George Washington and others
1t Is largely matter of arithmeti c-bad
arithmetic
One of the two servants in this New
Workers. family is a cOlored NANNY,
Inc other day she went to her employer
Marsh John, what youaH goin' to glib
me on nah buffday?"
When is your birthday. Auntie?" he
Comes on Eastuh Sunday"
How old Will YOU be?i
Eighty. All reckon an be bout elgn-
Eighty" he exclaimed. WHY Won
can't be more than sixty, as spry as you
are"
Deed abs eighty. sab All was six
teen Wen Abraham Linkum was shot
New York Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
eabriIowitsch Comes TODAY.

The sale of seats for the GabriIo-
witsch recital this evening at the Park
congregational church insures a large
attendance. The pianist will arrive
in St Paul this morning and Miss Ella
Richards will entertain him at lunch
con this afternoon. Undoubtedly Ga
brilowitsch will play before a repre-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
CLUBS AND CHARITIES.

Miss Gertrude Presley will entertain
the members of the I'm Zu Wee club
this afternoon at a regular meeting of
the club.
Mrs. Henry RothschiId, of Marshall
avenue, will entertain the members
of the Ladies. Social Union of ST Paul
Universalist Church this afternoon at a
thimble bee.
The Ladies' Aid Society of Peoples
Church gave a supper last night in
the parlors of the church. Mrs. A. D.
Brown had charge of the dining room
and Mrs. Asa F. Goodrich and Mrs.
F. G. Warner had charge of the kitch-
Ell.
The teachers of the Cleveland high
school will give their annual reception
for the members of the Mothers club Of
the school this afternoon
A card party will be given this even
ing at 273 East Seventh street by
Prosperity Grove No. 8, w. o. w.
Minnehaha Camp No. GA, NJ. w. A.,
will give prize masquerade ball at
Woodman hall, corner Ninth and
Franklin streets, Thursday evening.
Music by Prof. Scarrett's orchestra.
my etl Ooh camp NO. 109, H. n. A,
initiated clasS~of fourteen candidates
Friday evening. The degree staff of
the camp eXemplified the work. The
camp will give a ball Friday evening.
April "a, at Minnehaha hall 1872 West
Ninth street.
st. Paul Company No. ,, uniform
rank, Knights of Pythias will give an
Easter ball at Bowlby hall tomorrow
evening at $50 o'clock
The Strolling Stays will give their
third informal dance at Cambridge hall
Friday eevning.
st. Paul Shamrock club gave an Eas-
ter ball last evening at the MetropoH-
tan hotel.
Mrs. F. P. Midlam, of the Alba, St
Peter street, entertained the Relief So
ciety Of st. Paul chapter, Order of the
Eastern Star, last Thursday afternoon.
A Masonic pillow was donated to the
chapter by Miss Lillian Ellis.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

wisely; she must herself have earned
money. Her business training will
make her independent of her servants;
she will cease to worry over little
things, and to nag at her husband;
she'll forget the incidents in her ability
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
TELLS eREWsoME STORY,
GhouI Declares Murder Was

indianapolis GhouI Declares Murder Was
Done to Get Subjects.
A special to the New York World from
Indianapolis says:
!, Murder was but means to an end with
the despoilers of Indiana graveyards. &C
cordlng to a supplemental confession made
by Rufus Cantrell. king of the ghouls," to
the prosecuting attorney here. Already
twenty-five persons are under indictment
Ior grave robbing or concealing stolen
corpses and Cantren promises that at
least half as many more will be before
he finishes
Il will tell you who killed a subject in
West Indianapolis Cantrell says Il
will explain the Chinese murder 1 will
account for the disappearance of two
prominent women of Indianapolis fol
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

sentative gathering of St. Pauls So
ciety and musical people. A member
of the Schubert club who heard the
Russian pianist play in chicago recent
ly speaks in the highest terms of his
work and says that his reception was
most gratifying
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
Decorative Art in Mosaic.

Probably the Oldest firm in the world
enjoying a continuous existence is that
of III. Bosi, of Florence, Italy Estab-
lished in the year 1900 under the fam
lily name of Bosi, this firm. has ever
since been the most prominent in Ital-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
WOMEN AT HOME AND ABROAD.

mo woman is competent to become a
good economical wife until she has
been wage Garner" is the assertion of
Chicago clubWoman. 1T isn't alone
desirable for her to understand the val
lie of money if she would spend her
husbands earnings economically and
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14
A Spacious Apolooist.

Mike. I'm Victim Of Of III good ofaH adGice
dats what l am"
Did you ever take any good advice?"
Onct. A man told me dat If I'd stop
smokin L could save enough money to
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

build a row of brick houses. I quilt I
saved me money an built de houses"
We'll, what them"
"Trytn to collect de rent fur dem houseS
IS what drove me to drink. Washington
Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

to see life steadily and see it whole
in financial respect, at any rate. The
woman who from girlhood has received
an allowance from an indulgent father
hasn't the ghost of an idea about the
real value of money out in the world"
Don't lie uneasy worrying over new
gowns. Have dreams of dresses. and
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

Minnehaha Camp No. GA, NJ w. A,
will give prize masquerade ball at
Woodman hall, corner Ninth and
Franklin streets, Thursday evening.
Music by Prof. Scarrett's orchestra.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

st. Paul Company No. ?, uniform
rank, Knights of Pythias. will give an
Easter ball at Bowlby hall tomorrow
evening at $50 o'clock.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

The Strolling Stays will give their
third informal dance at Cambridge hall
Friday eevning.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

Her Easter Costume.
For some time Eve expressed her opin-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

A card party will be given this even
ing at 273 East Seventh street by
Prosperity Grove No 8, w. o. w.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

The teachers of the Cleveland high
school will give their annual reception
for the members of the Mothers club of
the school this afternoon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

Miss Gertrude Presley will entertain
the members of the I'm Zu Wee club
this afternoon at a regular meeting of
the club.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

Mrs. Henry Rothschild, of Marshall
avenue, will entertain the members
OF the Ladies' Social Union of ST Paul
Cniversalist Church this afternoon at a
thimble bee
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-14

st. Paul Shamrock club gave an Eas-
ter ball last evening at the Metropoli-
tan hotel
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1903-09-11
A Bia Circus Comma.

The Great Wallace shows have COM
pleted all arrangements to exhibit IN
Stanton on Monday, October 5. The
Wallace Show has advanced rapidly
during recent years until it has reach
ed the front rank of tented enterprises.
aud is one of the biggest on the road
It adyertlses greater number of fea-
lures than any other show, and. judg
Ing from the comments of the press, the
Commercial traveller and others who
have seen it, the Wallace Show pro-
duces ali it advertises. With the Wal
lace Shows from six to eight acts are
to be seen at one time, in the three
rings, hippodrome track, On the stage,
aud in mid-air. The management OF g.
show the size of Wallace 8 does not ex-
pect the people to be able to watch all
of the many features, but they arrange
to have several acts of various kinds
at the same time, SO that the spectator
may take his choice and enjoy those
that he admires most. Since peoples
tastes differ, 1t is necessary for a cir
Gus the size Of the Wallace Show to be
in character in order that
all may be pleased. and those who have
seen it know that it pleases and satisfies
the most critical.
The Great Wallace Shows Will posi-
lively appear in Staunton for one day
only. giving two performances on Mon
day, Oct. 5.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1903-09-11
TITLED MOTOR CAR AGEN 3
English Women Who Are Doing .
Thriving Business introduce
zrtg Automobiles.

The automobile craze has opened a
new field for the impecunious woman In
high society. and many are making much
money acting as agents for the various
makes of machines, says a London re-
port. "A certain woman of title is known
to have sold, within six months, FIVE high
power cars and IA smaller ones, and
made in commissions about $4,000.
There was no trouble In making the
transactions, for all she had to do was
to tell her wealthy friends that her car
was the best on the market, and give her
card to the intending purchaser, to be
presented to the maker.
To help his titled agent, the manufac-
turer places car, sometimes two, at her
disposal, usually at her country house.
sends down competent chauffeurs In
smart uniforms. and keeps the cars In
thorough going order. knowing well that
good run is more likely to influence
prospective purchaser than most
things.
She manages to get some wealthy
friends for q visit. and then talks mo-
tor from morning to night, and gives
them rides until they are fit subjects for
buying.
Some OF the smart women make addi-
tfonal profits by selling the cars placed
at their disposal on the spot for $5oomore
than the price. and then paying for the
so sold. at their leisure, at tie
regular price. less the commission.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1903-09-11
THE MEANING OF MUSIC.
Tones Have Their Specific EXPIRES.
S1Ons just as Much as
Spoken Words.

Music is q science more exact than
most people suppose" said q violinist,
reports the Philadelphia Ledger. You
can't, for instance. say different things
with the same tones in music any more
than you can say different things with
the same words in English OF French.
Black means black in English; never
under any circumstances can 1t mean
white In the same way, In music, q
major third expresses an interrogation
or an appeal, never anything else, and
this appealing quality becomes exceed
ingly marked in the fourth descending,
while the fourth ascending advances
from Interrogation TO affirmation and
finally to command. Major and minor
tifths travel by regular gradations from
prayer to desire. and from desire to
menace. Sixths express passion-all
love music is written in sixths. To a
semi-tone higher, and this love, this
passion, becomes painful, an en-
nous, an ill-starred one Sevenths ex-
press grief, tragedy. Perhaps you think
| am exaggerating here, but | assure
you I am not What l claim you will
find claimed in many treatises en- mu-
sic, and if you will study the works Of
the composers, you will find that they,
too, bear me out"
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1903-09-11
A Boys Wild Rids for life.

With family around expecting him
70 die, ana a son riding for life, IS
miies, TO get DIR. Kings New Discoy-
cry for consumption, coughs and colds
W. FL. Brown, Of Leesvllle, Ind, en-
but this wonderful medicine gave in-
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Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1903-09-11
DEAF-MUTEs NEVER GIDDY.
Vertigo Seems to BE One OF the Ills
to Which They Are Never
Subject.


1t is singular TACT, vouched for by
those who have investigated the subject.
that deaf can whirl around inter-
minably without seeming to suffer in
any way from vertigo. Il have seen
them do it repeatedly. said a
physician long connected with deaf
and dumb institute, "and their perform
ances bear out a theory Of DR..
William James. the Harvard psycholo-
gfst-the brother. you know, of Henry
James, the novelist. There is certain
tube, connecting with the ear. that is
the seat. according to William James,
OF our sense of dizziness and vertigo.
In deaf-mutes this tube is deranged
Therefore, according to James theory,
deaf-mutes should be incapable of SUI
fering vertigo.
''Thep psychologist experimental on this
matter at Harvard; he had hundreds Of
deaf and normal persons spinning round
like these children for him. And the
result of the experiment bore him out.
Out Of large number of mutes most
were proof against vertigo. and the bal
ance only suffered 1t slightly. OF 300
Harvard students submitted to the came
test. but one showed vertigo in a very
marked form. Thus James proved that
the deaf are immune to dizziness. The
boys at the Mount Airy institution prove
the same thing"
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1903-09-11

Development OF the great natural re-
sources Of the tropical belt of the earth is.
in the opinion Of Hon. O. P. Austin, chief
Of the bureau of statistics, a necessity for
the future progress Of the world.
Although this belt contains practically
one-half OF the land area of the globe.
it now contributes but one-sixth of the
exports which enter into international
commerce. With the growing popula-
ton of the world, and the increase of IA
,ilities for transportation, a change
should be wrought in this respect Sci
ence has shown how life and health can
be protected in the tropics. and India,
southern China, and other oriental coun-
tries contain populations capable of la
boring, and willing to labor, In the trop-
les. Finally. Mr.. Austin points out that
in comparatively recent years practi-
cally all the tropics. except tropical Amer
lea. have been brought under the con-
troll OF temperate-zone countries.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1903-09-11

"Cleaniiness is next to godliness" Dirt
and depravity go hand in hand. This is just
as true OF the inside of the body as the out
side. Constipation clogs the body and clouds
the mind. Constipation means that corrup-
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blood with It's foul emanetions. befogging
the brain with its tainted exhalations. Con-
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than, perhaps, any other single disorder.
The consequences Of constipation are legion.
Headache, pain in the side, shortness Of
breath, undue fulinesS after eating, colduess
OF the extrenities, nervousness, indecision,
lassitude, dizziness, sallowness datulence,
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caused by constipation. Cure constipation
and you cure It's consequences, The quick
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Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1903-09-11
A Wise Doctor.

"The DOCTOR" said Mr.. HenpecF
s'has ordered me away for a good, long
rest.''
Good" exclaimed Mrs. HenpecF.
{ will go with you."
"Iu that case the doctor has Older
ell me to stay at home and save my
money for the funeral. Chicago Re-
cord Herald.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1903-09-11
Consumption

The only kind of consump-
ton to fear is neglected
consumption"
People are learning that con-
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It is neglected consumption
that is so often incurable.
At the faintest suspicion of
consumption get a bottle of
SCOTS Emulsion and begin
regular doses.
The use Of SCOTS Emulsion
at once, has, in thousands of
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Neglected consumption does
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Prompt use Of SCOTS Emul-
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can be checked.
Send for free sample.
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