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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09
High Standard Sfasf be 5lantamed but stasi be Done
WIN The Most Rigid Economy- Thai IS NE Business and
7arpayms Demand Of The Clip There is Line Real
Fault 10 Find WIN Present School :Maaa3emem
The City Schools and hbe Problem They
Face; Boasd of Edacatton's Heapp Load.

As wen known the board OF education unable to keep
schools for the full period
ed to $4,000 less than the board had calculated
claims by the failure OF the county commission 1915
mills as it asked for last
VIII have to be grappd with unless this approx
mating It Is made The boards building fund fol the years
pledged for the Eighteenth school building That
that no more school houses 1906 probably
the latter unless funds available
This too in view the fact
at the rate Of thousand The board education
$4,000 to the state balance old University
debt Is due july 1904 1t will thus deep
financial distress and the News the best thought
sentiment of the community interviewing all classes
citizens relation thereto should be
lieye the sltuationg
The above OF
News leading during the AS viii they
asked to submit their opinions should be
against future disaster and the difficulties that
confront only the school board but the schools them
selves for the few Will be observed that there little
actual the board of education 1t pretty well conceded
that has had heavy load and that might have done
much than has The interviews that follow food for
thought at this time.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09

Minnedosa, Man, May s.-Thls city
was visited by a serious Ere late yes
terday. destroying the Canadian Pacific
stockyards. the Ogalvie elevator ana
10000 bushels, of grain In John Wal
lace's elevator. besides damaging the
station, library and several residence.
The loss Is 100000. The fire started
from a campfire. which lgnited the
prairie and spread TO the town.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09
KILLED BY PICKErs.
Frank Capella Has a Figbt with
Them at Vineland, n. j.

Vineland ~ j., May s.-.Frank Ca
pella, aged about 25, has been killed
IN a fight at Minotola. He once be-
longed 10 the striking glass-blowers,
but afterward went back to work. He
was met by a number OF pckets about
mile from the factory and a fight en-.
sued in which he was shot. The pickets
declare Ca9ella made the first attack,
firing several shots al them. Several
OF the pickeis were arrested.
A later report says another man was
shot but was able to limp away.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09

Melbourne. Victoria. May a.-Railroad
strike reports, which are coming In,
show that the railroad lines have been
tampered with, causing the derailing of
engines. A strong force of police is
held I'm readiness for eventualities. The
street car service has been greatly aug
mented.
A splendid reception was given to
Premier Irvine at the mayors luncheon
today Mr.. Irvine said the government
mad left nothing undone to avert a
calamity and come what might the
community would never allow the con-
troll OF the property TO pass in the
hands OF a section Of the people.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09
Bremen shIpyards to Close.

Bremen, May Sat meeting OF the
Bremen, Vulcan and Tecklenborg Ship
building company's and representa- lives
Of other shipyards Of the lower Weser
today IL was voted to shut down all the
Establishments until the labor unions
revoke their boycott against the first
named Yards,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09

Vienna, May IA mosque at Kin
prlut In which 200 Moslems
had assembled, was. accord.
ing 70 dispatch TO Die
zeit, from Sofia, Bulgaria, blown up
with dynamite May 2. The worship
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09

are all well known and deseryedly pop.
ular. II is noted that FOR the first time
In the history OF local musical per
fcrmance, the great organ and IA con-
cert band will play together. The band
~ Held's, and he usually does 80 wei
that the work Of his band by itself and
Ia conjunction with the organ promises
10 be of very high standard, The
opening number viii be given by the
Tabernacle choir, under the direction
Of Prof stephens. and TO BE- followed
By Charles Kent, baritone. The repu-
tation Of both choir and soloist in the
past will surely be maintained on this
occasion. The program numbers fol-
lew;
Selection .....n... Tabernacle Choir
Baritone solo, selected Charles Kent
Grand International Fantasia Tobaill
Helds Military Band,
Mexican Waltz song Orom the Bill
lionaire) ..p..,........,.p Wltmark
(a) Schiller March, .,,....n,.M eyerbeer
% American Air varied ,.... Flaglsr
Prof, Thoams Radcliffe.
ta) Legends Observation-Disclosures.
Oh Poor Little Lamb. Arr by Parks
Euterpe Ladies Quartet
Twelfth Air VareH u.u.o.. De Berio.
Master Arthur Petersen,
Prof Anton Petersen accompanist.
Soprano solo, selected ..,..,a,..
...-......"."Miss Emma Ramsey
"Audantino," .,,.......,.,.... Lemare
J. j. Mcclellan.
Vocal selection Imperial Male quartet
(a) Paraphrase on Nearer My God
10 Ihee ...t,. ,,...,t,tt.....ss..
ID Caprice, Dawn OF LOye".u..,
.,.,.... ...,.....,M Max BendiX
Held's Military Band
"A Winter Song" .."..... Orpheus club
America .,...... .t......s... .ss...ts
Choir, Organ, Band and Audience
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09
THE RUSSIANS WITHDRAW FROM NEW cHwANG.

Pkin May The official Chwang yesterdays
of Russas alleged acha New Chwang and elsewhere
Manchu egaphs today that the of the
mouth Of the Lao river temporary,
withdrawn.
Official circles at Pekn nyhed Their subordinates
Chwang have ~ place
disposition to question the although
the author of yesterdays
and best Informed foreigners in China.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09
BLOWN UP WITH DYNAMITE.

pers were buried in the ruins. The per-
petrator Of the outrage. a man named
Pouow, committed suicide by shooting
A paper found in one OF his pockets
described him as member Of the
Macedonian Knights Of Death"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09
THIRTEEN CHRISTIANS KILLED.

Constantlnople, May s.-Thirteen
Christians were killed and 10 wounded
and three Mussumans we're killed dur
ing the recent outbreaks at Monastlr.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09

In an encounter between imperial
troops and force Of insurgents in the
heghborlng village Of Zapari May G, II
Bulgarians were killed and "a were
made prisoners.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09
Ceryera Gazei,ed LIle senator.
strikers Temper with railways,

Madrid. May 9--Admiral cervera has
been gazetted a life senator.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-09
NELpENs PLAIN TALK.

Ex-President Nelden OF the board OF
education, and who Is still a member OF
that boy. said The statement made %
the News" by Messrs Giauque and
Newman OF the board a week ago was
correct IN all respects. We asked the
county for 10000 last year and got $780,
90 less than that amount. II was a
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-12-12
THE ART OF FALLING.

"Thc stnrv TINT n man foil 900 foot
tho ntber DIV and didn,, burt bimscIr
IL Amusing" said tho diroctor NJ a
yvmnosium .hut cuttiny ali foolish.
moss out tbore was moro than n grain
or ,rutb IN II What I moan 70 that
n man who knows how IN fall can fall
a considnrahIn distance without got.
ti,g onvtbi,g mnr, than n hr,,isc ar
two
"Tbo troubIc is that tho oycrocc man
doespt kpnw ANYTHING ohout falling
easily Nnw ma or tbc first ,binps
thot n gvmpost mr. ono WIN norrnrms
ony,vboro ohovo tho groupd n,ust Ic,rn
10 met bov 70 avoid sarious ;niurv In
falls
NEARLY every gymnast tumblcs
sooner mr. later but If vou will ,binl, u
over tho pumhar of professional and
omateur norformers burt In n vear ia
comnorotiyelv small The reason for
that Is that thew have learned nor
only how to avoid falling. hut how ia
nrotect themselves when the fall does
come
"Just nc an oxamnle I had n fall
trom n beipbt NJ about 90 feet the 9th.
or dav and got right I'M from the
soor practically unhurt although
confess than II shook me IN n good
deal more than liked. In falling,
however | RELAXED nv muscles and. as
the athletes eav folded nv head into
nav cbest etruck IN tbe unnarmost
nnrt Of nv hack inst below the neck,
when onyhndv IL falling thst is ths
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-12-12
WINE TESTERS.

There is only one job at the st
Louis Exposition that I would like to
get" remarked a well.known Albany
Clubman at the Waldorf.Astoria. "Tha!
is a position as wine sampler"
You would mighty soon get sick of
your job" rejoined an equally well.
known Albany newspaper man in the
same party. There will no doubt be
between 10000 anil 10000 samples in
the wine exhibit. and II you were to
be allowed TO taste 1t in the ordinary
way your finish would be rapid. have
heard the business described, and as a
matter Of fact It Is not customary in
this operation to permit the wine tester
10 sip from each bottle and pronounce
his Judgment until his mind begins to
wander and his tongue thlCken. He
does not swallow the wine at all. 1t Is
tasted. but never swallowed. After five
or six samples have been examined the
Jurors will rest few minutes, then eat
q bit OF cheese and a biscuit. after
which they rinse their mouths with
mineral water anu pIOtttu Us utlOIt'
This keeps up from . o'clock in the
morning until noon. Persons who can
thus refrain from real indulgence in
the wine cup presented in this tanta
lizing manner are examples Of abst!'
ncncc which ought to inspire admira
ton for the race.
1T is not every one who can thus
tread near the danger aud step bach
from the brink. with a mans nose III
the cup that inehriateS lie Is generally
a goncr. II Is as good as settled when
he gets so far as to lay his hand upon
the wicker door The cNhiaratiDg Cf
feet of suffering stream OF some ~
or 100 different kinds Of wine To pass
between ones lips. even II refused al
miltaucr at the inner portal, must he
considered; and II layer Of cheese, d
layer Of biscuit and a layer of minera
water continued for three hours. II
would seem. would be distressing or
deal. After the bouquet OF tho
cheese what becomes of the bOuque
of the wine? There are cheeses tina
make one quite oblivious of every 9th
or thing set on the table before one
would have no confidence at all II
the Judgment of a jury after the lGtl
round of checse-New York CONNER
ciaI.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-12-12
GOOD RULE TO
FIT BOTH FEET

The question Of which foot to n
first Is an all.important one" remark
cd Sixth avenue salesman the other
day as he was Juggling to get pair of
No. OXlOrds onto a No. foot. 1T
may seem strange to you, but ii is only
rarely that we do not experience some
trouble in fitting one foot, while the
other is easily enough covered all right.
Lots of people think that the left foot
Is the harder to fit, and consequently
many shoe clerks always try a shoe on
that foot first. 1t Is not true, however,
according to my Observation, that
there Is any inheXible rule as to
which foot to try first. saw In a
New Orleans newspaper the other day
the experience Of a shoe salesman
down thore-and II so nearly comedies
with my own that I'm going to give II
to you. He said:
I'm the majority of cases, II you sue.
coed in fitting the left foot. you will
have no trouble with the right. My
practice Is to try both feet before
pronounce pair OF shoes a perfect At
Then am sure Of avoiding any mis-
take growing ont Oi pCCuliarities OF
foot formation. No two persons have
feet IorWcd exactly alike, and the shoe
salCsrUOm who thinks so ana is gov
erned accordingly, will meet with
many complaint.
For some time | pondcr"d over the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-12-12

Give Young man boost in life and
he will never mention II; give him "A
,cornet and he will blow it all over the
county.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-12-12


t. p . y m nam route
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-20
BnARD AND ROOM

"a VERY NICELY FURNISHED ROOM WITH
board, suitable for two. centrally located in q
strictly up to date modern house with all home
comforts and not to exceed ten minutes walk
z ! from the business center and within one block
of car line: board and room for two: 500 per
month; 1912 Linden av. t45 e.
LARGE NEWLY PARERED ROOMS; HOUSE
I'D ay
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-20
FINANCIAL i


MONEY TO LOAN: EASY TERMS; Low
b rates. David r. Jones CO., Oneida buildinT,
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-20

Miscellaneous
FOR RENT, HOSTING ENGINES, COMPLETE.
Telephone. Main ia. = R. ]. Young, 1O7
kasota bldg.
GROUNDS FOR TENTING-FoREsT GROUNDS
for tenting at Harriet none nicer: fronting the
lake at old pavilion. Inquire at 2i10 W 42d st.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-20
BOARD WANTED

AND ROOM IN PRIVATE
family by married couple; no children; address
$685. Journal. ss
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-20
RnARD OFFERED

NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS WITH BOARD;
house modern; easy walking distance; terms
very reasonable; 1O5 18th st $.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-20
fcon,pare a. Medium
REAL EsTATE--F0R SALE

-~->-~.~~~
Improved.
g.. wA4ToN's CATALOGUE OF
application at Office. 900 Hennepin av.
FOR sALE-DoUBLE HOUSE IN CENTRAL Lo-
rented; price So, 600 on reasonable terms; nd
dress OO5, journal.
FOR sALE-RY OWNER, 1924 PORTLAND Av,
NINE nine rooms; 90 m9derni $500 n easy terms nj, IN
Q q Q Q % q 90 o o o o 90 o %
Q HOME, SWEET HOME. o
0 THESE WORDS ARE FAMILIAR TO o
Q ALL, and revive pleasant memories. .
instead Go d Il. s pset 9o Ss ai sss
home on EASIER Gal lsfy TazS RilRsns kbsT Rsse
Call now and Investigate our o
9 GUARANTEED, ,,6S!SI ,6ASoSIHMgLArlyp HONE 9 :
Q our clients since May Is, 1902 Q
United ed States lnstailment Realty Co., Q
o 0 Q 0 o 0 o o o o Q Q 90 90 .
FOR SALE, HoUsE-EIGHT ROOMS, NEARLY
modern, CRATE. mantel, parquet and hardwood
great bargain by the owner. 2o44 Pleasant hv.
IS YOUR MONTHS RENT DUET
.----. DO not pay 1t. "a
We W. Tili ri51 eu,id tsl' ysS sSu . rhS; house.
Small payment down and $12 monthly.
* n Walton Park office. 800 Hennepin av.
S. oo0-FoRCED sALE-BEAUTIFUL COLON.
s house # ne Sst 60
red Was and
appearing staircase; large double library with
erSk antel built for and 1t
dark blue Flemish cOlcred walls and ceiling
kitchen in oak, polished floors throughout first
with large laundry; fine heating plant; beauti
full open, plumbing; there are are i've goSd bed b q!
modern contrivance; clothes chute. medicine
efe afn exrs @ 0fs o so
'front.'. one block from the car; terms $1,000
"; lot is sSodded has stone walks and steps ant
onshalf s5MfNn g1aGite driyeGsy soo unSNrp,N
| - - JOHN I. BELL r.
1923 Hennepin Az.
$4,000; lot 41x122, seven-room house, Colum
$3.50, lot 4sS157, five room house, 2522 27tl
Unimproved.
TGS Park Walton Park, Rosedsie EarF Of 70
Wcn sSnf aennep ans sps s7
@@ CHEAP TRACKAaE.
$SOO-N. P. trackage Buchanan st NE and 18th
| five full lots and parts of three others.
! 81 800 for five lots 9th S and Milwauke
! tracks: 4Sx157 each.
So, 600 for five lots on Jackson st NE and 14tl
| . - 2O5x131;- easy terms.
S., 900 for nine acres on Milwaukee r. R., Has
ings g. Dakota division.
S12, 600 for lot 1st st n, between 4th an
7th avs: 5Sx157.
s25. 900 for lot on 1st st n. near 4th av; s5x15
Make us an offer on $1,000 square feet on %
.av Sc, between University and 4th; N.
and Milwaukee trackage.
We have three quarters of an acre. central pa
! of city with Milwaukee, G. n, y. p,
THORPE BROS,
Andrus Building. -
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-04-20
-,
OUTING

.-5ss { ,f32 OUTING.
Secure yous cottage now for your summer out
4 inc at Isle Royale; our plan is economical and
popular. III Address Isle Royale Outing Associa-
ton, 4o1 Northwestern bldg. 3Es.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-09-01
Death of Mrs. Alvd SpdCht,

Sabbath morning the remains of
Mrs. Estella Miller-Spacht arrived
from Colorado. The funeral services
will be held at the home of her faith
er, Rev. Abednego Miller, one and
one-half miles east of Degraff, Tues
day, at 1:30, p. m, sun time.
1t seems unusually sad that this
dear young wife should be so early
called home.
Married at the age of IL to Rev.
Alva Spacht, of Williamstown. Han
cock county, Ohio. they first resid-
ed in Ada where the husband was
completing his education They
were among their friends and greatly
enjoyed the German Baptist Confer
ence in this city last May. Five
weeks ago they went to Colorado on
account of her i'll health, and she
died at Greeley, Colorado, August %.
The day before she died she wrote a
loving letter to her parents, which
was received the day before her dead
body was brought to them. Many
friends sympathize with the family
In this great sorrow. Interment will
be in the Huber cemetery.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-09-01
School Opening.

In ordering the Public Schools to
open on Monday, September z, the
intention of the Board of Education
is to have but short meeting in the
morning at $50 for the usual prelim-
mary matters, the registration, the
distribution of book lists, etc, and
then dismiss for the day expecting
pupils to be ready for the regular
work on Tuesday morning.
If all will be prompt, this will take
but short time, and need not inter
fere with other plans for Labor Day:
and at the same time It will help to
start the schools on Tuesday morn
ing without any loss of time then.
Those pupils in the grades below
the High School, who failed to pass
in one or more studies and have been
making up their work. will meet at
the East building for examination,
on Wednesday of this week at 8
o'clock.
High School pupils who missed ex-
aminations in June or have any
branches to make up will meet at
the High School rooms for examina-
on Thursday morning at 8 o'clock.
Parents are urged to have their
children ready to make the start at
the opening of the term. 1t will be
very much to the children's advan
tage to get well started on the work
of the year. Very much of the dis
couragement that comes to pupils il
due to irregularity in attendance
and habits of work.
A little attention to the matter a
the beginning may help toward mucl
better work for all parties concerned
J. w. MACKINNoN.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-09-01
Impure Milk.

Mr.. Moses Walton an inspector of
the State Food and Dairy Commission
visited Bellefontaine, August 20, and
gathered up samples of milk, which
he analyzed, and says they were adul-
terated.
Friday he returned to this city
and warrants were sworn out against
S. J. Brattain, T. w. Shick and John
Huffman, charging the three parties
with selling adulterated milk.
The men entered pleas of not gull
ty and the hearings were set for
September Sd.
Mr.. WIN. Harmon from whom Mr..
Brattain purchased milk appeared
before Justice Dow and paid the fine
of $50 and costs. He claims the i'm
purities must have come from ice
which was used to cool the milk.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-09-01
SIDNEY
Gives Up Natural Gas and Goes
Back to Manufactured.

Sidney having leased her system OF
pipes and works to a Natural Gas
company, and having had all she
wants of that kind of service, goes
back to the old way, and viii manu-
facture gas at less figures than they
have been paying for the natural
gas. The Journal tells of the change
in the following paragraph:
The Water Works Trustees have
s7ss on hand to pay for a coal shed
at cost ofs6O0, with a capacity of
ten car loads. Within the last six
weeks ssSe.S7 have been paid for lead
pipe and labor, made necessary by
the paving street ordinance, to re-
place the old iron service pipe. Last
year the natural gas company fur
nished gas at $40 a month, but re-
fuses to do 1t any longer for less
than twenty-five cents per 1000 feet.
A trial at this rate showed that the
daily expense for gas was sll, as
A, 900 feet we're consumed. Coal will
cost 81 day at present prices, and
Is deemed good policy to fill the new
coal shed now, even if money has to
be borrowed for a short time to do
it. The extra expenses since Spring
have been made necessary by the
change in our municipal affairs and
the refusal of the gas company
to furnish gas, precarious at best in
supply at the old price.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-09-01
Mrs. Dennis Denny
Afflicted With Paralysis.

Mrs. Dennis Denny suffered a stroke
of paralysis, Friday evening at the
home of her son, Prof. Wilbur Denn,
on East Auburn Avenue. She
had been spending the day with
friend on South Main street, and
after coming home lay down on the
couch, remarking that she was sleepy
sleepy for she didn't get her after
noon nap. At bed time, when her
children tried to rouse her, they
found her helpless, unconscious, with
the entire left side paralyzed. Since
that time she has been conscious at
intervals, is able to raise the left
hand, but is yet in a serious condi-
tion. Mr.. Denny and daughter, Miss
Lou, were absent on the California
trip. Sunday, their whereabouts
was learned almost by accident, and
telegram reached them at Colora-
do Springs. The answer was received
Monday, saying they would leave for
home at once. They are expected
this evening.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-09-01
A Very Sick Man.

Andy Hanks, one of the twin
sons of Mr.. Samuel Hanks, who re-
sides near Logansville, is quite ill
with blood poisoning. A few days
ago Mr.. Hanks noticed pimple on
his left side just below the collar
bone. 1t itched, and he rubbed il
with his shirt, not thinking that so
small a pimple would amount to any
thing. 1t began to swell, physician
was called and the swelling was
lanced. But it continues to in
crease, has been pronounced blood
poisoning, and the young man is in a
serious condition.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-09-01
Injunction After Injunction.

Thursday night the Board of Pub
lie Service accepted the bid of De.
sermoux & Co. for building the new
city gasholder-as stated in Fridays
REPUBLICAN. Friday, Mitchell &
Hennessy, the other bidder. whose
bid was el400 above Desermoux's
asked as firm, that the city be re
strained from paying Desermoux any
money on the contract, on the ground
that 1t was illegal and invalid. So
licitor Riddle appeared for the city,
and made the point that Mitchell &
Hennessy as bidders or contractor:
had no place in the case.
Judge Dow sustained the Soilci.
tors contention, and refused to
grant the injunction. Saturday, the
firm asked an injunction again. ap
pearing as tax payers, but were re-
fused an injunction, az Mr.. Hennessy,
having been a city Official within a
year, could not be interested, legally
in any contract made with the city.
Yesterday, another petition wa.
filed for temporary injunction, the
Solicitor appearing for Mr.. Hennes
sy, who comes before the court as ar
individual taxpayer, who would be
injured by the letting of the contract
to Desermoux. The Judge will prob
ably hear this petition today.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-09-01
A New DcntrlnCe.

A young girl who resides on North
Madriver, we are not telling where,
went into the bath room the other
day to brush her teeth. Snatching
up bottle she shook out few drops
of sozodont, as she supposed. 1t
foamed a little but was oh, so bitter,
and looking again she found she was
using her fathers hair tonic. We
might give her name, for the joke
is all right, but we fear the wrath of
her stern parent