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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
To Make Hair Fluffy.

To make the tresses so fluffy that
they appear to be twice as plentiful a
course of electrical brushing is rec
commended.
This also has been found to cure
many of the ills to which the hair of
those poor in health is subject and to
alleviate neuralgia and insomnia. The
process is simplicity itself.
To brushes and combs electricity is
conveyed by means of wire connec'
lions, and all the operator has to do
is to use them gently in the ordinary
manner.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

for the ship behind the sea that some
thing in the buccaneering way was in
tended. The most eager OF all VINO
glanced aft, the most expectant IN
expression, was the boatswain. Hap
uening to come near Captain Pope
when sail was again being trimmed
after the brig had beer brought to her
course, he said, Had you meant 10
sneak her, sir? She's a fine vessel
I'll allow"-here he swore-that
there's specie enough in her to sink
us by strake.
Pope answered the boatswain Grin
dal thus There may be gold In her
to sink us by a strake as you say;
hut our men are undisciplined; they
are but thirty, and you may swear
she's a full ship, and l have yet to
find out that all hands Of us Will be
willing to plumber her"
Grindal turned his evil eyes over
the decks and answered, Il think
you'll find 'em all willin'. Where's
the risk? We've letter of marque,
amt we, sir?"
Now you shall hear the truth pres
entity" exclaimed Pope sternly, with
that strong air of command and power
which rarely failed him when he dealt
with seamen; and he gave Grindal an
order which dispatched him forward.
Pope took some time to rehearse
and make up his mind, and frequently
stole a glance at the men. BY this
hour it was drawing on, to four
O'Clock; the weather had improved. 1t
still blew fine sailing breeze, but the
dingy thickness had been blown out
of the sky.
"Mr. Crystal (he Mustered his friend
in times of duty in the hearing OF the
men; there could not be two cap.
talns), tell the boatswain to pipe the
whole ships company aft"
In a few minutes all hands had as
sembled upon the main-deck-a for
midable crowd, as they swayed in
their varied, wild, romantic attire
with the heaye of the plank.
I've called you aft, my lads" said
Pope with look round, ito explain
the nature of this cruise. l am a gen
tleman of fortune; my friend, Captain
Crystal, who is your chief mate, rows
in the same boat, so does every moth
er's son of you
At this colored mans wondering
face broke into a grin.
We're not bound to the Bay Of
Campeachy to trade thence with the
West Indies, but to plumber ships an6
enrich ourselves, so that we may dis
perse and settle down and live like
gentlemen on our means. In word.
he shouted, fiourlshing his cigar
we're a pirate!"
He ceased at this, running his eyes
over the people among whom there
was a considerable stir, indicative OF q
variety of sensations and passions.
A seaman shouted, 80 much the
beeser.'
Another, "Ha' yer guns enough"
And another. What was the good
az that roasting lie about Campeachy?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
.Nt1s,peessfo
@oMaNsss5r,y
- -<c

Everything 70 HudtCu.
Rich combinations of lace and fur
are promised.
A pelerine yoke ornaments the
autumn frock.
It's French touch to add Just bit
of brown to the white get-up.
Many of the newest travelling wraps
have capuchin hoods of silk plaid.
Wide hemstitched stationery with
elongated monogram is the thing.
Separate waists and skirts are not
dressy, but jacket like the skirt
saves the costume.
Dame Fashion frowns upon a
feather boa unless it be ten inches
wide and reaches the floor.
The girl who got a long, light
jacket in the spring will find it quite
up to date for fall wear.
Motifs of ecru lace studded with
bits of opalescent shell make a trim.
ming affected by the novelty-loving
girl
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Easily Explained.

AS DIR. Reginald John Campbell, Of
the City Temple. London, faced the
densely packed throng of clergymen
of three denominations assembled
Monday noon at the Presbyterian
building to do him honor, he turned
to DR.. Bradford. who was about to
present him, and said in an under.
tone: How in the world do you
account for such a multitude OF
preachers?"
Easy enough to explain it." was
the answer. THE Campbells are
comm"
only an American would put it as
prettily as that" was the famous Brit
isher's response.-New York Mail and
Express.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Radium and the EyesIaht.

II a small quantity of radium is
held against the forehead while the
eyes are closed one will see light.
The rays penetrate to the retina and
cause It to phophoresce. The more
recently discovered polonium is close
ly allied to II. The recently cabled
report that polonium gives sight to
the blind may have foundation in the
fact that its rays, striking the blind
eyes, give the impression Of light.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

One of the smartest fads in this
seasons shirtwaists is the military
strap down the shoulder. And added
to its general effectiveness it adds
width to the shoulders, which is SO
much desired in this summers fash
ions. The Lucille carries out the mil
itary effect in the entire waist 1t is
cut to fit very trim and the plaits
in the front are held in place with
military cords. The back is the same
as the front, except that it is finished
without the cords. A black peau de
sole tie finishes the stock.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Coming Street Suits.

The fall and winter street suits will
be made with skirts of instep length
and the long-fitted coat This coat in
various adaptations will be the pre-
vailing model for street and carriage
costumes. Its skirt grows longer
quite to the knee, indeed, and below
1t for dress wear. These are the de-
velopments of the present seasons
fashion. We do not have nowadays
the radical changes that used to be
considered necessary. The good style
of one season becomes the leading
style of the next. 1t is perfected and
adapted. the right material is found
for it and by the third season it is
evolved into fine and satisfactory
style which holds for longer period
than formerly. This is the history of
the Russian blouse, which existed
with slight changes for several years.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
For the Porch Pillow.

An effective sofa pillow top is made
of denim. with conventional decora-
ton in the form of Renaissance but
tons. arranged in tiny triangle, open
square or any other design that the
fancy may suggest. and working out
from that as a center Maltese cross
of embroidery silk in cross stitch. Sew
eral Of these designs, arranged at reg
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
What Youna Girls Wear.

Young girls are wearing good deal
of hand-embroidered muslin or batiste
and this Is very dainty. Spotted and
figured foulards are also used for pet
ticoats, but chiefly to form flounces
of trimmings on plain silk founda
ton. These in black and white. blue
and white, and green and white are
suitable for wearing with our dark
serge mourning frocks, cut short and
very full around the feet.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Outdoor Coat.

1t must be loose, it must be short
and it must have large sleeves, and
all these are absolute necessities on
such garment. which has to be easily
slipped on and off. Fawn, white and
champagne color are, perhaps, the
most useful, but the royal purple and
black relieved by white find many ad-
herents. There are plenty of black
glace coats worn, many enliyened by
bright colored embroideries of Bull
garian or a Russian nature.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Crane Juice a Refreshing Drink.

According to pamphlet recently is
sued by the department of agriculture.
grape juice is a healthful, refreshing
and delicious beverage, and one which
may be used in great many ways.
For invalids, two tablespoonfuls Of
grape juice should be put in glass,
to which add the beaten white of an
egg and a little chopped ice. Sprinkle
powdered sugar over the top. The
drink is popular in certain sanitar.
iums.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Wanted the Real Thing.

"Matilda!" shouted old Crawfo0t,
4Igrily, stop pounding on that pi-
amy"
"oh, papa" lisped the girl in Eing.
KAN, the paper says music viii kill
mosquitoes"
well. then, why don't YOU play
muster?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
|HUNl0R|
|OF THE DAY
The "sest-elrln Habit.

Why" asked her anxious and ex'
cited mother, do you think he is COM
ing to the point at last?"
WELL" the maiden replied, looking
demurely down at the rug, when he
took me in his arms and kissed me
last night he said he'd got so used to
me he didn't believe he could ever
break himself of the habit"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Monoarams in Gle a Fad.

A pretty fad much followed this
season calls for the monogram or
crest of the owner in gilt Ito match
other decoration) upon each white
and gilt plate in the set. Occasionally
the insignia occurs in the center. A
prettier fancy is to hive it inscribed
on the rim.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Blouse With pelerlne.

Blouse of white silk gauze, covered
with deep pelerine of the same,
trimmed with bands and motifs of
cream guipure and motifs of black
guipure. The little turn over collar
is of cream guipure, and a band of
red panne forms a sort of cravat, fas-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
A comblnatlon Of plseomforss.

Combination Of DiscomfoFV8.
Il see that those progressive Next
sans get the latest weather report
Stamped across the envelopes OF the
lstters they receive"
We'll, it must be enough to make
o man feel pessimistic to get an en-.
yblope stamped Continued rains and
:such colder with an unexpectedly
large bill inside"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

First Chauffeur-Puffer ought to be
put out Of the auto club. He's no true
sportsman.
Second Chauffeur-Why, what's
the matter with Puffer?
"He runs people down promiscu-
ously, without ever footing his horn.
A regular ot-hunter."-Kansas City
Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

tened in front with white pas emen-
terie buttors.
The full sleeves are finished just
below the elbow with wide turnover
cuffs trimmed with motifs of cream
and black guipure. The corslet cir
die is of black panne or satin.-Neu-
este Blousen.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Both Sides OF Il.

She-It's lots of fun to firt with a
man till you get him to propose and
then say mo"
He-Yes, and it's lots of fun for the
man, too; but he runs an awful risk.
She-How's that?
He-She might fool him and say
Yes"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
81; I
]. ~ WOM.A Ms !
S.. / N.T'ER S T:


ular distances on the pillow top. make
an excellent pattern. The denim and
embroidery may be of any tint or con-
struction that the taste of the embroid-
erer may suggest
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
II Comes Back.

Subbubs-Do you really mean to
say You keep cat?
Backlotz-Yes.
Subbubs-I shouldn't think you'd
want one around the house.
Backlotz-I don't, but the cat In
sists.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
What Ne Deserved.

Ibid he marry for money!" /,
"Yes."
"And did he get it?"
"He did. I understand she makes
him a cash allowance of s2.5O
week."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
In Kansas.

do the Kansas farmers expect
much for their money!" asked the hat
salesman.
Il should say So" responded the
lightning-rod agent. after they buy
lightning rod they expect you to
send along thunderstorm SO they
can test it."-Chicago News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Maternal Pride.

First Young Wife-The photogra-
pher said my baby was the prettiest
baby he'd ever seen.
Second Young Wife - That's
strange. He said the same thing
about mine.
First Young Wife--Well, suppose
he saw your baby before he saw mine.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Lady-Im sure you're the same
man gave loaf OF homemade bread
to yesterday.
Tramp-It wasn't me, madam.
never felt better in my life.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
somethlna Wrona.

Sometnin9 Wr0HB'
ut has been said" remarked the
philosophical person, that the man
who works steadily never has occa-
sion to worry"
THE Jay who said that was nutty."
rejoined the man who was born tired
Its working steadily that worries
me-"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Worth Am He Earned.

She (scornfully)-I believe he only
married her for her money.
He (decidedly)-Well, he has car.
tainly earned 1t.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Neat Scheme Of a clubable wife.

Il think she said. that have q
little the best of my husband"
How is that?"
why, he thinks give too much
time to my clubs, so offered to give
up one Of mine for every one Of his
that he would give up"
"Well?"
well. he belongs to two and be-
long to eight. Yes, think. have
little the best of him. Post.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-02-27
KEEPING LOGBOOK,
The System of Authorizations Used on
Merchant Vessels.

How many landsmen know how a
lOgboOk Is written up? 1t seems just as
complicated as double entry bookkeep-
ing when one does not know, but after
a little careful attention and study it's
as easy to keep lOgbOok as to eat hot
gingerbread. There is list Of letters
arranged, and they look like SO much
Greek to the uneducated.
The letter b, for instance stands for
blue sky, whether there be clear or
hazy atmosphere. G means cloudy or
detached, opening clouds; d denotes
drizzlng rain; a small ], fog; capital f,
thick fog; e, gloomy, dark weather; h.,
hail; |. lightning, and III, misty or hazy
SO as to interfere with the view.
The letter represents overcast or
when the whole sky is covered with one
impenetrable cloud. Passing showers
are noted by the letter p, and q indi-
Gates the weather to be squally. Con
tinuous rain is indicated by an I, snow
by an and thunder by a t. Any ugly,
threatening appearance in the weather
calls for the letter u, and visibility of
distant objects, whether the sky be
cloudy or not, is represented by the let.
ter V. A small W is wet dew. A full
point or dot under any letter denotes
an extraordinary degree. AS an exam.
pie of how the letters are used take
Cpd | t. This reads very hard squalls
and showers of driZZle. accompanied by
lightning, with very heavy thunder.
Numerals denote the force of the wind.
A cipher indicates calm, light air,
light breeze, ) gentle breeze, 4 moder-
ate breeze. 5 fresh breeze. strong
breeze, moderate gale. s fresh gale,
8 strong gale, 10 whole gale, II storm,
II hurricane. This system of abbrevi-
ation is generally adhered to on all
merchant vessels.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-02-27
0uicksRnds.

Quicksands have horrible fascina-
ton for writer's and readers of fiction.
and the reality is every bit as bad as
fancy paints it. One of the most re-
markable Quicksand accidents occurred
years ago in New Zealand. Two pros
pectors We're wading across the mouth
of small stream running into the sea
in the north island of New Zealand.
Both stepped into a quicksand. One
who merely touched the edge of it got
loose. The other sank rapidly and, in
spite of his companions efforts. was
sucked under. When an attempt was
made to recover the body it was found
that the sand was enormously rich in
gold. From single ton of it $500
worth of gold was washed.-Pearson's
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-02-27
Fire and Life Insurance
SO Main St, Kalispell, Montana
|CALL AND SEE US.
A Scientific Discovery.

Kodol does for the stomach that
which it is unable to do for itself,
even when but slightly disordered or
overloaded. Kodol supplies the ma
tural juices of digestion and does the
work of the stomach, relaxing the
nervous tension, while the inflamed
muscles Of that organ are allowed
to rest and heal. Kodol digests what
you eat and enables the stomach
and digestive organs to transform all
food into rich, red blood. Bronson
& Lighthall, Broderick & Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-02-27
HE MAY STOP OVER.
President Roosevelt May ProIong His
Visit in Spokane.

President Roosevelt has received
from several sources informal sug-
gestions that during his coming tour
to Spokane and the Pacific coast he
go on a bear hunt in the Lake Che
Ian region in Washington. The presi-
dent has expressed much interest in
the matter and has asked many ques-
tons, but he is not yet satisfied that
It will be possible for him to make
the necessary arrangements.
Invitations have come to him from
other sources to hunt bear and other
big game in Alaska, Colorado and
Wyoming, but up to this time he has
accepted none of them, frequent ru-
mors to the contrary notwithstand-
ing.
MIR. Roosevelt a few days ago
talked freely about this phase Of his
contemplated western trip. The fact
Is that his bear hunt in Mississippi
last fall was not fruitful of much en-
liEhtcnment for the president. He
rot only had no luck, but he found
it was a very different matter to go
hunting as president of the United
States from what it used to be as a
private citizen, and was disguised
with the publicity which attended the
Mississippi expedition. If he con-
sents to go hunting in the far west
this year, it will be only after he
has reached some sort Of understand
ing with the neWspaDers. He has
scme idea that this can be brought
about by comforting with the mana
gers of the three press press associa-
tons and arranging that the minute
details of the hunt shall not be re-
ported. He wishes to hunt, if he
hunts at all, in company with only
two or three persons, and he does
not want any unnecessary publicity
given the matter
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-02-27
JUST LIKE MOTHER.
An Early Morning Letter With an
Important Announcement.

"pOrtAHt hnhOUnCG"ent,
That domestic ambulance corps of
which mother or wife or sister has
charge, being accustomed to all the &C.
cidents that befall needless men folk,
can sometimes deal with them at long
range. Thus the New York Mail and
Express tells how, at 6 o'clock in the
morning of the wedding day, q post.
Office messenger rang the bell at the
home Of the bride to be and handed out
a special delivery letter.
1t was addressed to the best man,
who had come forty miles to second his
best friend in the ceremony, and was,
with several others, the guest of the
brides parents. The best man was
still sound asleep, but he was promptly
awakened on the supposition that the
letter must contain something of impor.
lance.
1t did, indeed. Rubbing his eyes in
an effort to understand, lie tore open
the envelope and was astonished to
find sheet Of letter paper, with a large
needle of the sort men always choose
when emergency compels them to sew
thrust through it and foot Of black
thread doubled and trailing in a loose
tangle down the page.
The best man thought it was a joke,
but he could not see it, and he was
about to become resentful when, upon
turning the sheet, he found this hastily
written note:
Dear Brother-Mother says there is a
button off your dress coat. It is in your
waistcoat, right hand pocket Sew 1t on
Crawling out of bed. the best man ex
amined his coat and laughed to see that
the situation had been accurately de-
scribed in the letter. Just like moth
err" he said. 'She has probably lost a
whole nights sleep thinking about that
button"
Later in the day four bridesmaids
gleefully assisted in making the repairs
and this telegram went to mother:
Button sewed on. Don't worry.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-02-27
Summons.


In the District Court Of the Eleventh
Judicial District Of the State of
Montana, in and for the County of
Flathead.
William A. Bradfeld, Plaintiff, VS..
Carrie E. Braifield, Defendant
Alias Summons.
The State of Montana Sends Greet
ings to the Above Named Defend.
ants and to each of them:
You are hereby summoned to ans
wer the complaint in this action,
which is filed in the office of the
clerk of this court, a copy of which
is herewith served upon one of you
in each county wherein any Of you
reside, and to file your answer and
serve copy thereof upon the plant
ifs attorney within twenty days
after the service Of this summons,
exclusive of the day Of service; and
in case of your failure to appear or
answer, Judgment will be taken
against you, by default, for the relief
demanded in the complaint.
This action is brought upon the
ground of desertion, for the purpose
of obtaining a decree dissolving the
bonds of matrimony existing between
plaintiff and defendant.
Witness my hand and the seal OF
said court this Bird day of February
1903.
[Seal].
JAMES X. LANG, Clerk,
BY l. d. Rognlien, Deputy Clerk
j. II. Stevens, Attorney for Plain
tiff.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-02-27
His Audience.

First PianiSt-Did you have much of
an audience at your recital yesterday
afternoon?
Second Pianist - Splendid! There
were two men, three women and a
boy. The boy, | afterward learned,
was employed about the place. and the
two men came in for shelter, as it was
raining at the time, but the three wom-
en- We're all right. They came to hear
me. know, for l gave them the passes
myself.-Boston Transcript.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-02-27
Notice to Creditors.

Estate of Frank Robertson, de-
ceased.
Notice is hereby given by the I'M
dersigned, the administrator with
will annexed of the estate of Frank
Robertson, deceased, to the creditors
of and all persons having claims
against the said deceased, to exhibit
them, with the necessary vouchers,
within four months after the first
publication of this notice to the said
administrator, at the law Office of B.
J. McIntire in city of Kalispell, in the
county of Flathead, state of Montana,
the same being the place for the
transaction of the business of said
estate.
CHARLES THERRIAULT,
Administrator with Will Annexed, of
the estate of Frank Robertson, de-
ceased.
Dated at Kalispell, Montana, this
10th day of February, 1908.
Jasper Jewell, Attorney for Estate.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-02-27
He Took the Watch.

1t is told of the late DR.. Parker that
when very, very, very good young
man came to him asking whether he
should accept for certain special serv-
ice gold watch from an agnostic EN-.
ployer he replied: Take it, my lad;
take it. II he had been a Christian.
perhaps he would not have offered it to
yOu."