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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-06-26
Free Medical Advice to Women.

Mrs. Pinlzham invites all women to write to her
for advice. You need not be afraid to tell her the
things you could not explain to the dOctOryOu lot
ter will be seen only by women and is absolutely
fdential Mrs. Pinkham's vast experience with such
troubles enables her to tell you just what is best for
you, and she will charge you nothing for her advice.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-06-26
Read what Mrs, DaY saws:

Mrs will Of
the benefit have received from taking remedies
with
alton pain the stomach after eating and constipation
would mind began Pnhams
Compound and feeling like cannot praise
highly 1t does all that it is recommended
II hope that who suffers did will give Lydia Pnhans
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-06-26

Fourteen cent copper is predicted by
The middle of July.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-06-26
Details of Severe Case Cured in Eau Claire, Wis.

"DEAE Mrs PNk1A have been aing from female trouble for
the About taken with
ton accompanied at certain times before mensruaton with fearful head
fetal effects Lydia f. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound expert
end
81 medicine
that
will
pound"MRs
Nothing will relieve this distressing condition SO
surely Lydia u. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound; it
sOOthes strengthens, heals and tones UP the delicate
female organism IL is positive fsr all kinds of
female complaints; that bearing down feeling, back
ACHE displacement of the womb, inflammation of the
Ovaries, and is invaluable during the change life all
of which may help to cause nervous prOstratiOn.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-06-26
Another Case of Nervous Prostitution Cured.

Allow
Immediately health.
heartily recommend all suffering
DEIRKINs,
thogn sand
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-06-26
The Ills of Women Act upon the
Nerves like a Firebrand.

The relation of womans and genetive is
close; consequently nine enths of the pOSaOn
dependency, "the blues seepessnes and ably Of
arise from arrangement of the organism which makes
her Herein cOncusivey that Lydia Pnkhams
Vegetable Compound will quickly relieve all this trouble.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

discovery made in paleontolgy in the
last half-century He said it was I'M
doubtedly Trihamnuthegimar
the last of the alternating, six-legged
monsters of the cenozoic epoch, the
connecting link between the pterodac-
til and the arch9opteryx, which sci
entiSts have been seeking in all parts
of the world since the general accept
ance of the Darwinian theory. How
the reptile should have been found in
paleozoic rock, however, is a mystery
which Professor Ghumps was unable.
to solve; but he said there was no
doubt but that the thing had been hi.
bernating for 100000 years, and
probably twice as long, which proves
conclusively his theory that the sus--
pension of life by alternating Great
ures was merely an automatic function
governed by condition and circum-
stance and having nothing whatever
to do with relative periods, of exist
ence.
Professor Ghumps Immediately took
the body and started for the Smith
sonian Institute with it while Mr..
Denman returned to the lake to hunt
for his cane. To his, great disgust he
found that the intelligent foreman
had recovered the cane and spade, and
then leveled the cave in which the
monster was found so that now no,
trace of it exists.
Mr.. Denman has not given this story
publicity and denies emphatically that
there is any truth in it !; but that does
not alter facts which have been care
fully CLEANED from the Italians work
ing on the job. Besides that, what
is the matter with Maccharonio who
is in bad way at his home on Flagler
street? And where is Professor
Ghumps? 1t is known that he left
town hurriedly Wednesday night after
shipping long. heavy box by express
to Washington.
By the way, what about the electric
shock? Can that have been the de-
( fensiye weapon OF the monster? Prob
ably that will be found to be the fact
when the reptile is dissected, his spine
being an electric battery on the order
of the electric eel.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

Tip giving is to be stopped on the
Pennsylvania Railroad. The COM
pany has decided that its patrons
shall not be required to fee its EN-
ployees before they can expect to
receive courteous treatment and
will issue an order within few
days prohibiting trainmen from re-
ceiving dimes and quarters for such
favors as turning seats and opening
ventilators.
The tip nuisance in this country
has grown to such proportions that
the public should cry out against it,
When man enters a frst-class
hotel he gets the cold shoulder all
the way from the register to the
dining-room and back, if he fails to
fee the porter, the waiter and the
bell boy.
Tip-giving is form of bribery
that ought to be discountenanced
not only by patrons of places for
public entertainment, but by the
proprietors of the same. State Ca
zette
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20
man held them to their work at the

man held them to their work at the
point of revolver.
When the opening had been suffi-
GENTLY enlarged Mr.. Denman lighted
match and tried to look in. The at
tempt was a failure and so he took a
newspaper from lunch basket and
lighting it dropped it in the hole. A
moment later there was great scat
tering of Italians, and Mr.. Denman
himself took to his heels. After the
paper was dropped down the hole a
terrible sound issued from the hollow
as of some great beast in intense pain
The commotion was frightful; the
ground shook as if with an earthquake:
spouts of flame shot up into the air,
and then came the most horrible look
ing head that it is possible for man to
conceive. Mr.. Denman started to run,
but did not go far. His bravery is well
known and in this instance he upheld
his reputation. Grasping a pickax he
went back and giving it one swing
drove it through the head of the mon
ster, which was then entirely out of
the hole. Then followed few of the
liveliest moments ever seen in the re-
gion of the old lake. The creature
screamed, beloved, writhed and tore
around, ripping up rocks and trees.
But it had been fatally wounded and
it sank down with moan in a few
minutes and lay quite still.
Then it was that Mr.. Denman went
back and made an inspection of his
strange find 1t proved to be some
thing in the shape of saurian mon
ster, with six legs and a short, jointed
tail. In color it was a bright green,
covered with brilliant yellow spots, the
skin being extremely smooth and soft.
1t was about twelve feet long and in
the thickest part, at point about
three feet behind the eyes, was about
fifty inches in circumference. The
head was long and narrow and the nos
trils, eyes and ears were set in a long
row from the front to the back of the
head. The legs were short and slen.
der and each one was fitted with six
claws, very sharp and capable Of cut.
ting into ribbons anything which they
touched. A sharp horn or spike on the
end of the tail showed another great
weapon of defense.
Mr.. Denman ordered the men to
take the thing up and load it into the
wagon. 1t was some time before they
would touch it, but at last it was ac-
complished, and then he started fol-
the home of Professor James Henry
Ghumps, the well-known geologiSt OF
the Columbia road. Professor Ghunps
was greatly interested in the lind, anC
after making cursory examination
said it was probably the most valuable
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

One of the things upon which
the public has a right to insist and
one upon which at least portion
of the public will insist, is decent
regard for the rights of drivers by
owners of horseless wagons when
they meet upon the highway. The
class of men who own machines
should be, and probably are, 1ntelll-
gent enough to have a sense of APP
probation of the dangers to which
they subject the drivers of nervous
horses in dashing by them with an
apparent reckless disregard Of con-
sequences to the driver of the horse
There is no danger to the Chauffeur or
occupant of the automobile, for the
horse will not permit itself to get
near enough to the machine to
wreck either damage or vengeance
upon it. The only risk is to the
man or woman behind the horse,
and it is risk which is liable to
prove fatal. There are gentlemen
who own and use their machines
as gentlemen should, and these it
may be remarked, are in the ma
jority. But there are also persons
who get possession of these en-
gines who fail to observe even the
common decencies required of them.
Sunday one of this class was III
town and on the outskirts created
much confusion by adding to the
terrors of an already badly fright
ened horse. The Chronicle regrets
that it has not the name of this
person. 1t would be pleasure to
post it throughout this section. 1t
would seem to be the part of wis
dom for members of the automo-
bile fraternity to guard themselves
from this class of people. They are
a menace to the society to which
circumstance has assigned them.
The machines are dangerous with
out a doubt and unless unusual
care is displayed in their manage
ment their operation will eventually
be surrounded by such laws as will
cause the pastime to be anything
but pleasure.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

do not expect the bill now before
the legislature to become a law,
The general impression is that they
will not be disappointed, but the
opponents of the measure cannot
with safety abandon their fight
against it at this time. During the
last DAYS OF the session many bills
are hustled through when obituary
notices had been printed in the pa
pers for several weeks previous. 1t
behooves the men especially inter
ested to be watchful OF matters and
purchase safety by vigilance. At
the hearing last Tuesday there was
given but one side, yet the impress
sion made upon the assemblymen
present was that the bill had no
merit in its present form. This,
too, in spite of the fact that the
ablest lawyers i'll the State present
ed that side, which was the side OF
the promoters of the measure. By
a shrewd maneuvre Assemblyman
Hillery reversed the usual order OF
committee hearings, and had the
affirmative heard first. The oppo-
nents of the scheme have not yet
been heard because time was too
limited They will be given an
opportunity to express themselves
next Tuesday, to which time the
hearing was adjourned 1t looks
now as though the bill was doomed
An end to be wished for,
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

The Banner last week published
a characteristic apology for the
extravaganza of local democratic
government. In labored effort at
explanation it tries to create the
impression that during Mayor
Ouayle's administration to W II
affairs were administered econom-
ically and then intimates that the
extravaganza which marked his
term was due to small pox. 1t
fails to note that the $500 election
expenses of which it speaks was
not new condition; that the cost
of the small pox epidemic should
have been, and probably was, taken
from the Board of Health funds
which are levied as a special tax
and 81, 900 of which. by the way,
was not raised last year, and it also
fails to even mention the fact that
the most hattering period of Mr.,
Ouayle's administration of affairs
was that one during which the
majority of the members of the
Board of Aldermen was republican,
1t also fails, -forgetful perhaps, -
but still fails, to state that the
officers who administered affairs
were chosen and actually named by
that republican majority. All OF
which is ancient history and in nc
wise bears upon conditions as they
at present exist. There are many
ways. of improving Morristown's
present appearance and usefulness
and careful management could dc
it with the funds under control, but
it hasn't been done, is not being
done, and there are no immediate
prospects for betterment. The mel
at the helm would not conduct Their
own affairs as they have those o.
the municipality. At least there il
no evidence to that effe manifested
in the results of their labors
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

The legislator who has a good
excuse for voting for the Canal
Abandonment bill in its present
shape will have to give it to his con
stituents-and have to give it often
The measure is not republican
one and republican leaders are not
pushing it, but it will be hard to
convince many hundred voters that
that is the case. In Trenton the
lawmakers say, lit is not party
measure. 1t ought to be made a
party measure by both sides-and
killed without delay.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

But 81 900 remains to be raised
to complete the fund of $500, 900
for the erection in Brooklyn of a
monument in memory of the prison
ship martyrs of the Revolution. The
success of this most commendable
project, after many years of effort
upon the part of some of the patri-
otto men and women of New York
State, now seems assured. Mrs. S.
V. White, of Brooklyn, is the presi-
dent of the Prison-ship Martyrs
Association.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

The Car issued Thursday a de
cree granting religious freedom to
all his subjects and establishing to
some extent local self-government
in villages. He also promises to
introduce reforms that will improve
the conditions of village and rural
life. The decree which was issued
in commemorat;on of the birthday
of Alexander III, is regarded as
the most important act of state
since the emancipation of the
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

Newark has detailed officers to
the several grade crossings inter
sected by trolley tracks to report
violations Of the city ordinances
which compel railroad trains to
stop before each crossing. Since
the ordinances are in effect it seems
reasonable to expect proper en-
forcement Of them, but doesn't it
occur to on that the law works a
hardship on the travelling public
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20
EVERY CHURCH q in.,isu

supported by voluntary contribution will
be given liberal quantity of The Long
mau & Martinez Pure Paint.
NOTE: Have done so for twenty seven
years Sales Tens of Millions of gallons;
painted nearly two million houses under
guarantee to repainb ii not satisfactory
The paint wears for periods up TO eighteen
years Linseed Oil must be added to the
paint, (done in two minutes). Actual cost
then about Sl.25 gallon. Samples free.
Sold by our agents.
Phillips & Day. Morristown.
p. G Henry, Basking Ridge.
w r Wilson, Whippany.
j r. Mead, Hanover. 1903
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

St. Louis wants both of the
National Conventions next year.
The exposition in progress there at
the time will naturally make it an
attractive place for the pilgrimage
Of DELEGATES.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

The promoters Of the scheme to
abandon the Morris Canal in such
a way as to make it a profitable un-
dertaking for the Lehigh Valley
railroad company have permitted
the impression to go forth that they
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20
OBITUARY.
MARC ARETTA LOUISA sHAFER

MARC ARETTA LOUISA sHAFER.
MargaIetta Louise Shafer a daugh-
ter of Coz. Peter B. Shafer died in
Chatham on Saturday, March IA. She
was 70 years of age, and highly es-
teemed resident of this section. The
funeral services will be held at the
residence of Joseph H. Shafer broker
Is Beekman road, Summit, Saturday
afternoon next at Las p. m.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20

And now there has been organ.
lied a non-union union which en-
braces men who are not members OIL
labor organizations The organi-
cation fever is spreading.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-03-20
Was IL a .Ioke,

The Morristown Chronicle don't
seem to like the jokes Of the Boonton
Bulleton. Wen, some people can't
take joke. Rockaway Record.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-07-10
Goes to Europe.

Senator Depew has gone over to Eu-
rope on his annual pilgrimage and Is en-
PERTAINING the Parisians with a recital
OF political conditions in the United
States. II he actually made some of
the statements attributed 10 him he may
have something 20 answer for when he
returns and goes TO the White House 10
ask a favor. Senator Depew, after dis
cussing the negro question to some ex-
tent, and declaring in effect that the
President is the colored mans candidate
and has caused one and all 70 rally to
his support. that he has the solid South
almost to arms, he asserts that in the
matter OF dealing with the negroes the
late President Mckinley was essentially
a diplomatist. a man of inesse and tact,
and that Mr.. Roosevelt Is a man without
either
II that is Senator Depew's opinion of
the President, the President may think
that the Senator is a man OF indiscretion
and want of ability when the New York
solon desires a favor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-07-10

he Duke Argyll Ofnds His
Amusing Incident at Dinner
Was Blamed for o

Count Carl Snoilsky. at Stockholm the
other day. served to recall the fact.
known in Scandinavia, but generally ig-
nored abroad, that King Oscar was not
the second, but the third, son OF King
Oscar l. who in turn was the son of that
famous French field marshal. Berna-
dotte. who, born as a peasant, died as a
monarch Of Sweden and Norway.
The present King Oscars eldest
brother succeeded his father as Charles
XIV of Sweden, and his second brother,
Prince Gustave. Duke Of Upland. who
died at the age of twenty-five in 1852,
was one Of the most popular poets of
his day. his works retaining all their
vogue TO the present time. 1t was one
OF his most beautiful poems. the last he
ever wrote. at a moment indeed when
he felt the hand OF death already upon
him. which. put to music by his younger
brother, the present King Oscar, was
sung with great effect at the funeral OF
Count Snoilsky.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-07-10
A Talented Family.

The remarkable talents and gifts Of a
literary. poetic. and artistic character
possessed by King Oscar and by his two
elder brothers. Prince Gustave and the
late King Charles. certainly 90 far to
bear out the argument that the mingling
of the strain of the blood of ancient roy
atty, such. for instance. as that of the
Bavarian dynasty of Wittelsbach-the
oldest in Europe-with that of mere no.
bles. bourgeois, and even peasants, is
productive OF excellent results. For
King Oscars paternal grandfather. as
stated above. was born as a French
peasant, while his paternal grandmoth-
er. Queen Desiree. was the daughter of
Marseilles stock broker of the name
of Clary. His maternal grandfather was
a French nobleman. Vicomte Eugene de
Beauharnais, the adopted son of the first
Napoleon, and who after his marriage
with the daughter of the King of Bava-
ria. was created Duke of Leuchtenberg
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-07-10
MONEY COLLECTED
FOR FLOOD SUFFERERS
Judge Ryan Reports an Aggregate Sub
scription of SLOTS.

Judge Thomas r. Ryan. Acting Seere-
tary Of the Interior. has made report
to 3. A. Allen. chairman, and James s.
Hoslet. secretary, OF the Kansas Relief
Committee, on the collections made in
Washington for the benefit Of the Kan
sas flood sufferers. Judge Ryan was
away a large part OF the time while
the collections were being made, and ire
money was handled by James +. Tufts,
of Judge Ryan's Office.
The report shows that there was col
Iected among the departments $l.0l5.lS.
The largest contribution was from the
Bureau Of Engraving and Printing,
where s4O1.7O was raised. and the next
largest was from the office OF the Secra-
tary OF the Interior, where Mr.. Turf 8
obtained $11350.
Judge Ryan gave $50. which was the
largest individual contribution. Pen
sion Commissioner Ware gave S25 in ad-
dition to the check for $500 which he
sent direct 10 Kansas.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-07-10
The Field of Politics
A Poor Prophet.

Those who have been pleased to note
the accuracy with which the Hon
Charles II. Grosvenor has for a num-
Der of years forecast political re-
suits will begin TO lose faith in their
prophet when they learn that he has
predicted the nomination of Grover
Cleveland by the Democrats next year.
OF course. General Grosvenor is not so
reckless in his statements as to
prophesy that the ex-President will be
elected. for he knows Cleveland could
not be elected, and in the possession Of
this knowledge he does not enjoy
monopoly. for it is common to all.
For ten years or more General Gros-
venor has been the lightning calcu-
lator for the Republican party. He has
foretold nominations and elections, ap
proximating majorities with such pro-
pinquity to the actual facts that many
persons have believed him to be en-
dowed with the gift of Isaiah. They
have been gratifed to note on the morn
ing after election how nearly correct
were his predictions. and how closet!
the voters came to doing just what he
had said. they would do, sometimes
weeks, Sometimes months before the
Ides of November
Early in 1896 when there was talk of
nominating the late William Mckinley,
but while there were still half a dozen
other candidates in the field, each feel
ing confident, Grosvenor took down his
slate and pencil and began to figure.
Then he gave the result to the country
which was to the effect that Mckinley
would be nominated by a large major
lty, and he came very close to telling
the exact figures.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-07-10
Emperor William and the Pope.

Emperor William has often been
blamed for the gross discourtesv TO
which Leo XIII was subjected on the
occasion OF their first interview, when
Prince Herbert Bismarck. in spite of
the circumstances of the papaI digni-
taries, insisted upon opening the room
In which the Kaiser and the Pope were
conversing. and ushering in Prince
Henry.
This is an altogether unjust iuputa-
tion against William II. who was quite
as keenly affronted by Prince Herbert's
behavior as the Pope. and who not only
expressed his profound regret 10 the
pontin for the discourtesy 20 which ne
had been subjected by one of his min
listers. but likewise sent Prince Herbert
himself on the next day to ask the
Pope's pardon for his rudeness.
( Prince Herbert's only excuse was that
be had the most peremptory orders
from his father. the chancellor. TO see
that the Emperor did not remain long
In private conversation with Leo XIII
fearing that the Kaiser might allow
himself to be Influenced into making
some promise contrary to the chanceI-
lor's policy. William appreciated that
the chancellor was to blame, and this
contributed in no small degree to the
old princes dismissal shortly after
ward. MARoUIsE DE FoNTENoY.