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Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
Worlds Fair Live stock News.

WOFiu fdlF LIVE otoSh NeHS'
Ostriches have been given a CLASH
ication in the Worlds Fair live stock
shows.
The National Polled Hereford
breeders association is among the
breeders associations making appro-
priations for special prizes at the
Worlds Fair.
The National White Wyandotte club
will hold its 1904 annual netting at st
Louis during the Worlds Fair. The
club will make liberal provision for
Worlds Fair special poultry prizes for
that variety.
The American association Of Live
stock Herd Book Secretaries viii hold
its annual meeting 1T the Worlds Fair
grounds and al the Southern hotel, -.
Louis, August Y and 10.
The Kentucky Exhibit association,
which has in charger Worlds FAIR
matters pertaining to that state. has
sent notices to Kentucky breeders
ana fanciers that the association will
pay the entire expense OF sending
their stock to st. Louis next year. Y,
l.. Dorsey, a prominent breeder, has
been given charge OF the assembling
or the states live stock exhibits TOT
the Worlds Fair. He has the assist
ance 81 fifteen subcommittee repre-
senting the leading breeds and varie-
ties. The association will offer spec
ial prizes for Kentucky winners at the
Worlds Fair live stock shows.
Through the persistent advocacy Of
Chief r. ID. Coburn OF the department
OF live stock at the Worlds Fair, in
the face Of considerable opposition
from some sources, the butter made
there next year during the proposed
COW demonstration will be judged by
giving a possible credit of IS points
in a total score OF 100 to aroma and
80 to flavor" instead Of ignoring the
element OF smell or aroma and giving
a possible As points to flavor alone
Chief Taylor OF the department o.
agriculture, under whose supervision
the butter will be made and judged
Is heartily in favor Of recognizing
aroma. and the representatives Of the
wifcrent breeders associations fur
nishing cows for the test are unani
mously for 1t.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
Mother cray's swee. powder.

for children. Mother Gray. for years
q nurse in the children's Home IN
New York, treated children success
fully with a remedy, now prepared ana
placed 10 the drug stores, called
Mother Gray's sweet Powders 10;
Children. They are harmless as milk.
pleasant 10 take and never fall. A
certain cure for feyerishness. cons,i.
patton, headache, teething ami stom.
ach disorders. and remoye worms. a,
all druggists. 25c Don't accent, an,
substitute, Sample sent Free. Ad.
dressAllen s.. olmsted. Leroy, n. Y.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
A Serious CHARGE.

SO FAR as the troubles in Kentucky
arc concerned. IL II ycry plain mat
the republicans At this time are much
more anxious 10 make political capt.
tal out q them than they ARE 10 aid Id
putting an end % them b. The process.
es q la@-t.ouissille couricrJournaI
tdcm1
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Statehood Delegate y $ Rodey
and Delegate : r. Wilson OF Arizona
held a conference In Albuquerque re.
gardlng the statehood campaign Wi.
o says his people won't accept Joint
statehood on any condition Rodcy
SAYS his people won't accept il Il they
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

can come in separately. but If they
can't he declares both Arizona and
New Mexico will consent to a tempo
rary compromise, providing for sin
gle statehood until the population has
increased sufficiently to justify separa-
ton. No plan as TO the method Of
making the statehood fight in the next
congress has been decided upon.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

1t Isn't everyone who can DO struck
by lightning and live 10 tell the tale.
Tho ffteen.year-old son OF William
Craig had that experience at Lono
Mountain the other day. He was bad.
ly burned but Is recovering.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Prof. w. II. Seamon and family
have gone 70 Virginia 70 reside. Mr..
Seamon was the first president OF the
socorro School Of Mines. He is at
the head Of the Salmon chemical works
ia ii Paso and will continue the bust.
ness there.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

A meeting Of the Las Cruces cham
Der OF commerce was held Saturday
TO decide whether Or not the citizens
OF Dona Ana would cooperate with
the people Of FL paso county. Texas.
In the matter OF securing the Flo.
phant Butte reservoir.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
Mo- oserwIse.

There Is ~ old allegorical picture
Of a girl scatel at q grass hopper. but
III the act ~ hoedlessly treating 4
snake. This 10 parallcicd by the man
who spends q large sum q money
building d cyclone cellar. bit neelccts
e provide his family with a bottle 81
chanberlain's Cole Cholera and ID.
arrhoe Remedy III Il safeguard agairst
bowel complaints, whose victims out.
number those Of The cyclone a hun.
dred 10 one This remedy IL every
where recognized aa the most prompt
and reliable medicine In use for these
dIseases For sale by all druggists
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Tho Dodd Brothers have developed
a very promising prospect in the Or.
gans about twenty miles from Las
Cruces. The ore averages s23 In gold
per ton and a three stamp mill has
been erected.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

John II. Fullerton and Mrs, Kathe-
rine Sleight we're married at Socorro
the other day. The bride is a daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. y. u. Borden. for
merly of this city.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

The Las Vegas are department is
getting up a picked team to enter the
flremen's tournament In Santa Fe. Al
buquerQue ought TO have %one.-Jour.
nal Democrat.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Eastern Star. Regular communIca.
dion second and fourth Thursday even.
fngs Of each month. All visiting broth.
ers and sisters are cordially Invited.
Mrs. Julia Webb. worthy matron:
Earnest Browne. w. P.. Mrs. Emma
Benedict, Sec; Mrs. N. A. Howell,
Tress.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Capt. Powell and Major Appel, who
appeared before a court-martial In
Denver on technical charges have
been pronounced entirely free Of
blame.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

For Salo--vitrined brick, have
10000 Santa Fe ornamental brick to
sell. Inquire At west side parish res.
idcnce. S-55
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Editor L. A. Drake Of Socorro has
returned from a four weeks variation.
Prof. Drake Ii making the Chieftain
a mighty good weekly paper.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
Us place on the eook..

The ~ ooo zoe dropped from tho
Internal revenue last year may be
counted rs dividends paid q prosper.
lty Philadelphia Inquirer
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Theodore Ronualt will put his Las
Cruces canning factory to work about
the 18th.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

The Grown Mil company Of socor.
70 is buying 50. 900 pounds Of wheat
a day.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

The people If cerrillos wan a pub
lie bridge put over the GalIsteo there.
II Is needed.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

College professors and HE boot.
blacks both strive % polish the un
dctsianding
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

The Shamrock Gold and Silver com
pany mill in Grant county is running
night and day.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
MINES, FARMS, RANGES, ETC.

Already there Ii q hint Of autumn
In the air.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Today the feast ot the patron saint
q Bernallllo Is being celebrated.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
~oR SALE.

FOR SALE Five room cottage with
bath; inquire OF Mrs. ID. r. Snyder,
oils, Second street. S-54
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Las Vegas Royal Arch Chapter No.
3. Regular conversations nrst Monday
In each month. Visiting companions
generally invited. NJ. r. Williams. =
II. p; c. II. sporleder, Sec.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

The prospects are for a very sue
cessful year at the agricultural col
.lege. Extensive improvements Will
be made In the girls dormitory.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Rebeksh Lodge, I. o. o. r., Meets
second and fourth Thursday evenings
of each month at the 1. O. O. #. hall,
Mrs. Sarah Roberts. N. O.: Mrs. Sar.
nh Critics. W O.; Mrs. A. ]. Wertz,
Bee; Mrs. J. N. Shirley, Treas.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
Document Blanks
FOR SALE BY THE
Las Vegas Publishing Co.
Justice Of the Peace Blanks.

Subpoena
Summons
Writ of Attachment, Original
Writ of Attachment, Duplicate
Affidavit in Attachment. Origin ]
Affidavit in Attachment, Duplicate,
Garnishee Summons. Original
Garnishee Summons. Duplicate
Bond in Attachment
Execution
Order to Garnishee to Pay
Garnishee Receipt
Affidavit in RepleYin
Bond In Repleyin
Writ Of Replevin
Appearance Bond
Peace Bond
Criminal Warrant
Criminal Complaint
Mittimus
Appeal Bond
Notice of Attachment
Criminal Comp't for Search Wa.
Notice for Publication
Venire
Notice Of Ga,e.ishm't on Exec
Forthcoming Bond
Indemnifying Bond
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

FOR SALE Cheap: good buggy and
harness. Apply to Whit. this Of
nce.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Las Vegas commandery X. Z. No.
3. Regular conclave second Tuesday
Of each month. Visiting knights
cordially welcomed John s. Cla-k. r.
c.; Chas. Tamme. Rec.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Appearance Bond, Dist Court
Garnishee, Sheriff's Office
Bond. General
Road Petition
Bond of deputy
Guardians Bond and Oath
Administrators Bond and Oath
Letters of Guardianship
Letters of Administration
Warrant to Appraisers
Summons, Probate Court
Justices Docket, 1-2x14 inch 100 p.
Justices Docket, s 1.2x14 inch 200 p.
Record for Notary Public
A True Bill
Springer Law tPro. to Minors)
Bond for Deed
Application for Licenses
Report OF Survey
Agreement Special Lease
Affidavit and Bond in Attachment
Original
Afiadivit and Writ in Attachment
Duplicate.
Citation
~Constable's Sale
Notice Of Sale
Criminal Warrants
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

The mill Of the Allesandro Mining
comapny in the Burro mountains Is
well on towards completion. It will
treat fifty tons Of ore a day.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Chapman Lodge No. 2. a. r. 4 A. N.
Regular communications third
Thursday in each month. Visiting
brothers cordially invited. Chas. II.
sporleder. secretary; o. L. Gregory,
w. M,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

WANTED-To buy strong team and
light wagon. State price. Address
v A. Greed. Hot Springs, N. NJ.
S-73.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

FOR HIRE. Cheap-Team and rig
for campers. Vegas phone 1876.
7.S6.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

The county institute IT Ssocofte.
county will begin next Monaay Il, a.
Drake ID To be conductor.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS.
WANTED.


WANTED.
WANTED-To buy strong team and
light wagon. State price. Address
v A. Greed. Hot Springs, N. NJ.
S-73.
WANTED A nrst.class salesman;
must be experienced In general
merchandise and speak Spanish
%fiuently; good salary and perma
nent position to right party. Ad-
dress with references. Leon b.
Stern, Albuquerque. 8.62.
WANTED-Good girl for general
housework. Inquire at 1863 Sixth
street. SCI
WANTED Active. intelligent boy.
about 15 years of age, as messenger.
Must have wheel Postal Telegraph.
Cable co. s.7G.
WANTED Brickmaker-i wish 10
correspond with d good brickmaker
In regard 70 making 100, 900 brick TO
be made on the ground at I'll PorVe
mir. Address or call on, Margarito
Romero. Las Vegas. SIS.
FOR RENT.
FOR RENT-For light h~ousckeep.
ing, suite " rooms, AT Eighth 81.
$50.
FOR RENT-Fnrnished rooms with
use Of bath; or for light h~ousekeep
ing. Mrs. Clements, $40 Gallinas
Ave, $40.
FOR RENT-Desirable business room
next TO Rosenthal Bros on Lincoln
ave. w. M. Lewis, Undertaken. 7.137.
Furnished rooms for light ~housekeep-
Ing, with bath. 1922 Fourth st.
100
FOR RENT-Four partly furnished
houses, apply 10 the Club House or
r. II. Coke, Hot Springs. 1sl.tf.
FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms
for light housekeeping. Mrs. JOS
eph B. Watrous, corner Fifth and
National Ave, No. 723. 147tf
FOR RENT-Grass pasture on Mesa
ranch. two miles east OF city. Can
take care Of cattle. mules AMI hors-
es. Inquire TIC Grand avenue. 66.tf
FOR RENT-Large south furnished
room fronting on park. 61s colum.
bia avenue. S-7I.
FOR RENT-Largc, light furnished
room, two beds. Would rent choap
to two young men permanently en-.
ployed. Address w. ARE Optic. 872
FOR HIRE. ~Cheap-Team and rig
for campers. Vegas phone 326.
7.S6.
T0R SALE.
=
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
General Blanks.

Warranty Deed
Warranty Deed, Special
Warranty Deed, Corporation
Quit-claim Deed
Mortgage Deed
Deed in REIMBURSEMENT
Mining Deed
Assignment OF Mortgage
Satisfaction Of Mortgage
Chattel Mortgage
Chattel Mortgage, with Note
Power or Attorney
Bill Of Sale
Bill Of Sale. bound stock
Lease, long and short form
Lease, Mch'dise and Per. Pr'ty
Trust Deed
Title Bond to Mining Property
Contract of Forfeiture
Bond Of Butcher
Protest
Notice OF Protest
Warranty Deed, Spanish
Carta de Venta
Transfer Of Location
Acknowledgement for Power Of At
Marriage Certificate
Bill Of Sale (under law Feb, $50
Proof Of Labor
Acknowledgment
Acknowledgment, Corporation
Authority to Gather Live Stock
Option, Real Estate
Oficial Bond
Afid't Renewal Chattel Mortgage
Non. Mineral Afidavit
Mineral Location Notice
Township Plat
Appointment Of Teacher
Teachers Certificate
appointment OF Deputy
MA. e. g.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Notes. per 100
Wild Animal Bounty Claim
Sheep Contracts
Certificate OF Brand
Freight Conductors Book Covers
Cattle Account Book
Road Supervisors Book
Sheriff's Day Book
Receipt Books
Satisfaction of Mortgage
Chattel Mortgages with note form
Location Certificate Lode Claims
Furnished Room Cards
For Sale Cards
Township Plats, large
Litho. Mining Stock Certificate
Acts, Protection to Minors
Teachers Monthly Report
Oatn, school Directors
Chattel Mortgages Renewal
Bills Of Sale Books
Escritura Garantizada
Escritura Sarantiyada
Declaration Of Assumpsit
Assay Office Certificates
Sherir's Sale
Sheep Contracts Partido
Sheep Contracts Sale
Commitments to Justice Peaca
Court
Timber Culture Afidayits
Witnesses to Pay Roll
Orders to Pay Witness Fees
Quit Claim Mining Locations
Title Bond Mining Property
Notice Of Mining Locations
Proof Unsecured Debt
No. ] Homestead Final Proof
Homestead Applications
Homestead Afidavits
Road Petitions
D~eclaratory Statements
U
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

II takes more than i frock coat ana
q high hal ii make a statesman
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Max Schultz, the oldest merchant Of
Silver City has retired from business.
lie established his store in rs.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

The famous Moqul snake dance will
be held some time this month. DR..
George A. Dorsey. OF the Field Colum.
bian museum will BIO there.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

u. Bramford, d brother Of Mrs. -.
Ruppe, Of Albuquerque has succumbed
to Injuries received in the coal mines
at Carthage.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

FOR RENT Large. light furnished
room, two beds. Would rent cheap
to two young men permanently EN-.
ployed. Address w. care Optic. s 70
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Furnished room for light housekeep
Ing, with bath. 1922 Fourth St.
TOO
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

FOR RENT-Four partly furnished
houses, apply To the Club House or
II. ii. Coke, Hot Springs. 181.tf.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Tho people Of Belen are making
preparations to entertain 1000 visi-
tors, Aug. IA and Is, when the annual
fiesta will BIO celebrated.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

WANTED-A lrst.elass salesman.
must be experienced in general
merchandise and speak Spanish
fuently; good salary and perma
nent position TO right party. Ad.
dress with references. Leon b.
Stern, Albuquerque. 8.G2.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

Bruno Dieckmann. q gifted young
violinist OF Albuquerque, will leave In
a few weeks for Berlin. Germany,
where he will study for three years
under the best masters.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms
for light housekeeping. Mrs. Jos.
eph d. Watrous, corner Fifth and
National Ave, No. 1923. 147tf
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

FOR RENT-Desirable business room
9 TO Rosenthal Bros on Lincoln
ave. w. NJ. Lewis, Undertaken. 7.l37.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

WANTED Brickmaker-i wish 10
correspond with d good brickmaker
In regard 70 making 100, 900 brick TO
be made on the ground at I'll Porye
mir. Address or call on. margarine
Romero. Las Vegas. SIS.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11
The TERRITORY.
Brief Resume Of the Important
D0ings in New Mex
leo Towns.

ltrlei Resume Oi the Important
Doings in New Mex
leo Towns.
MINES, FARMS, RANGES, ETC.
Already there Ii d hint of autumn
In the air.
Today the feast Of the patron saint
Of Bernalillo Is being celebrated.
The Grown Mil company Of Socor-
70 is buying 10000 pounds Of wheat
a day.
Theodore Ronualt will put his Las
Cruces canning factory to work about
the 18th,
The people uf cerrillos want a pub
lie bridge put over the Gallsteo there.
II Is needed.
The Shamrock Gold and Silver com
pany mill in Grant county is running
night and day.
%
The county institute ii socorte
county will begin next Monaay l., a.
Drake ID to be conductor.
Max Schultz, the oldest merchant Of
Silver City has retired from business.
lie established his store in 73.
n Bramford. d brother Of Mrs. -.
Ruppe, Of Albuquerque has %succumbed
to Injuries received In the coal mines
at Carthage.
Bruno Dieckmann, q gifted young
.violinist OF Albuquerque, will leave In
a few weeks for Berlin. Germany,
where he will study for three years
under the best masters.
Tho people Of Belen are making
preparations to entertain 1000 visi-
tors, Aug. IA and is, when the annual
fiesta will be celebrated.
The famous Moqul snake dance will
be held some time this month. DR..
George A. Dorsey. Of the Field Colum-
blan museum will BIO there.
The mill Of the Allesandro Mining
comapny In the Burro mountains is
well on towards completion. 1t will
treat fifty tons Of ore a day.
The prospects are for a very sue
cessful year at the agricultural col
.lege. Extensive improvements Will
be made In the girls dormitory.
Capt. Powell and Major Appel, who
appeared before a court-martial In
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

WANTEp-Good eirl for general
housework Inquire at 1863 Sixth
street. sci.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

FOR RENT-Fnrnishod rooms with
5 Of bath or for light housekeep
Ing Mrs Clements, $40 Galllnas
Ave, $40.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-08-11

WANTED Active. intelligent boy,
about Is years Of age, as messenger.
Must have wheel. Postal Telegraph.
Cable co. SIC.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-03-02
THE WAITER AND
THE HEATHER CHINEE.
By VIM. T. Williams.


About dinner time Uncle Mngo and tht
waiter were standing in the door OF
the restaurant when a Chinaman came
chattering by. His face wore that in
scrutable expression characteristic OF
the denizen of the Celestial empire.
How dot he said as he passed.
Good day, sah," said Uncle Mingo.
How do-darn you," muttered the
waiter.
"Wot's de matter wild you an de
Chinee?" inquired Uncle Mingo.
Amt dat de Teller wot keep de
laundry shop on de mex block dat
way?" said the waiter.
1T look VERY much like him." said
Uncle Mingo; 'it also bear a strong
resemblance to de one wot keep de
udder side; an it's de purfec' image
OBJ de Teller wot. run a washerwoman
establishment roun' de corner. Dem
people mus be all close kin togedder,
dey all bears sich strikfn' family
likeness to one anudder."
Oats fac" said the waiter.
.'Wenebber 1 sees lot O. dem apart,
1 nebber kin tell dem from one anud-
der can't tell Yung Hop from Sing
Sing. nor Gin Sling from Hoop La"
You pears to hab a grudge agin
de fellcr wot keep de shop on de mex
block; wot's he bin doin' to your
asked Uncle Mingo.
1T look like de Teller" said the wait
err but couldn't be sho bout it, an
OATS de reason wy I didn't cuss him
out loud. Anyhow, he's a darn fool
OATS wot he's been doin'."
WV so2' said Uncle MinpO
For, two or tree years.. said the
waiter. Il has been gittin' my collars
an cuffs do up at dat shop, an dat
means dat 1 would go dere mos ebble
week two times, once to take 'em. an
once to git 'em.
Dis mornin' 1 gone dere to git en-,
but clean forgit, an lef' de ticket
home.
"'Hello John say, you got my
collars an cuffs done?'
Yes he say, 'guessee so. You
gottee tickee?' S.'
Il look for de ticket; cose couldn't
fin it.
NO I say. by George, forgit an
lef' de ticket home
"'No -tickee. no washee' he say.
"'Wy john ! say, you sholy knows
me! Use been here more dan two
hundred times. 1 comes here edible
week
"'Dat all lightee,' he say, no tickee,
no washee, alice coonee lookee like
mel"
Dat Teller iissswant to be funny
said Uncle Mingo, laughing. He tinh
he play joke ON you"
No, it wasn't no joke" said the
waiter; the was as sober, as a judge
sendin' man UP year for stealth a
banana. He nebber crack a smile"