New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-08-21
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.


Louis Worlds Fair has been issued, prepared by
DR.. Charles NJ. Kurtz. of the department of art
1t contains pictures of the various buildings and
descriptions of the different departments and is
full of information interesting t. the intending
visitor TO the fair.
Disappointed.-"Mr Phamley," began the young
man, with Emmas consent | have come to say
that would like to take your daughter away from
.WMhat?" shouted her father. starting. up.
you can't expect her to stay with you all the
~, II didn't expect her to stay with me all the time
philadelphia Press.
The New-York Outlook" tells ar amusing story
illustrative of the vigilance OF the Turkish censor
ship. There is a strict supervision over kilograms
\ German engineer in the Lebanon placed an order
with Paris firm for some sort of a stationary
gine. to be shipped to him possible The
firm teegraphed to inquire how many revolutions
a minute he wanted. He answered Five hundred
I revolutions minute" The next day he was ar
rested. Brought into court. the judge asked him
il he lived in the Lebanon. HI replied that he did
do you correspond with such and such firm in
/ Paris?' Yes" All cried the Judge; Il know
YOU You the who telegraphed to Paris
that there five hundred revolutions a minute
in the Lebanon
SYMPATHY FOR SUMMER.
Hit 'peahs ter me de summahtime
De srounn'hswg see IS shade en- climb
En- low we gwine ha6 six weeks snow
En- now de katydids dey sho'
Does mex dey wahnins hum
All settn' in de DO las night
Ds sPo ka 5a Ei4 r al ae fu gsR
En- blame eff dat ole katydd
y Dat give de stahtin line
Ain gone en- 'cealed hisself en- hid
Behine er million vine.
But: laws. Dey ain no to noun
ne III sum-, snmma sn goft 6a go go, ro
: Eriong wild all de snow;
! En- so de katydid kin grin
En- sing twell he cit hose.
But still hit 'peahs dc summahtime
Ertweenst de gToun'hawg's back'uds climb
ri, I'm 5S Hs} isE one ere s da als
Dey six, weeks mo er snow
Hit six weeks twen yo 60
There is an old negro living in Carroliton re-
lates The BosR orth CNIo) Star-Sentnel' who was
taken i'll several days ago and called in physician
! of mis- to prescribe for him. But the old man
did not seem to be getting any better, and finally
white physician called Soon after arriving
Dr. S. felt the darkys pulse for a moment and
then examined his tongue. Did your other doctor
take your temperatures he asked. I don't know
/ sah. he answered feebly; 7 han't missed any
/ thing but my watch as yit. boss
Turin is reported to he overrun bv rats They
Globe.
/ Street railway employees in Kansas City seem
/ to be very handy with their guns. Recently a
/ crowd OF eXcursionists made rush through the
gate ut the terminus of of the lines TO catch
a train that about to depart, whereupon the
gateman and Waterman drew their revolvers and
the former shot into the throng Two would-be
passengers were laid low.
Financed.-,"He says that he has paid every
cent he owed
Where did he get the money!"
Borrowed it."-tBroOklyu Life"
new form Of espionage is being organized in
Russia It takes the form of an entirely new DO
lice, TO entirely in the rural districts and
will be composed OF fifty thousand men distrib-
uted through the forty-six provinces. Prominent
among the duties Of the force will be those of
keeping the government. through the provincial
authorities well informed to any symptoms OF
ferment in the rural population with indications as
to IT'S cause. and the strict surveillance OF all
strangers and, still more, OF suspected persons ap
pearing in their districts.
There is talking. sir" remarked the
positive he seated himself IN his LAWYERS
/ Office. drink is the only thing me from
ruin.
I don't understand you I'm sure" was the re-
J tort
/ We'll you ser all my money is invested in an
! inehTiates cuTe'-(I cnkeTs Herald.