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The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03

loss under lust such circumstances,
climbed over the side, pulled the mast
and sail aboard. and got out the oars
for a pull to Long Wharf, where the
boat had been hired and where the
boys had left their clothes. Nobody
suggested an attempt to raise the sail
As they dipped the oars for the nrst
stroke another boat drew alongslue'f
manned by four fishermen,
Don't you fellows know enough 10
keen your boat out of the surf? Want
any help 2" asked one of the hsher'
men.
eve do" said Timothy taking ~
ND himself to answer both questions;
"but we didn't at 10 O'Clock this morn
ing. We've been n the water long
enough to get pretty cold. One or
YOU get In here and give hand down
to Long Wharf; let me get into your
boat and put me ashore at Arcadia
Wharf"
"Tll pay you for your trouble" said
VIII, speaking for the first time since
he had called for help.
The suggested changes were soon
made, and in due time the sailing party
reached Long Wharf.
The boys went ashore, dressed, set
tied with the fishermen and the boat
owner, and rode their bicycles to the
basthhouse, where they expected to see
Timothy, but did not. They spent some
time looking for him, and then re-
gretfully took the bicycle path for
home.
Timothy had left the fishermen's boat
Mt the Arcadia Wharf, gone to the
bathhouse, where they expected to see
thirty-hve cents necessary to pay car
fare, he then took the bicycle path for
a sixteen-mile walk to his home. -Four
or FIVE miles out n wheelman passed
him with a rush, but stopped a few
yards beyond. 1t was Joe Brown,
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
Weather wisdom.

A very curious method of making
weather predictions has been discov.
cred by an old French farmer.
ION Christmas eve," he says, when
the bells begin to ring for midnight
mass, take twelve onions and place
them In a row on a table. The first
onion will represent January, the sec.
ond February, and so on. Next make
large slit in each onion and pour
some salt into 1t. II at the end OF on
hour you find that the salt in the
March onion has melted you will know
that there will be much rain in March
and, on the other hand, IL the salt IN
the April onion is not melted Won
may be certain that April win be A
dry month. Moreover, If the salt in
any onion is melted at the top, but NOT
at the bottom, the first fortnight ~
the month will be wet and the second
fortnight dry"
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
JUsTITIApLE susPIcroN.

What makes you think Mrs. Weeds
isn't sincere?"
"WellTn
her"
"Wellr
Ing show"
"Well?"
Wen, roomed with her last night
ana she massaged her face for an hour
ana wore a toilet mask to bed with
her'"-Houston Post.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
SAD PART OF 1T.

what did you do with that fellow
who stole the horse?" asked the ten.
derfoot.
"Nothin' much" answered Broncho
Bill-"jist took the boss away from
him."
'Is that aIl?"
Yep. He war settin' in the saddle
win a rope around his neck tied to a
tree when we took the boss away.
though."-Indianapolls Sun.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
A HOPELESS CASE

"A great big, able bodied man like
you ought to be ashamed to ask a
stranger for money" said the well.to.
do citizen.
u know I ought" answered Mean.
dering Mike, "but, mister. I'm jes' nat
nrally too kind hearted to tap Inn on
DE head and take it away from him"
Washington Star.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
THE LUCKY PHYSICIAN.

"Dr. Sharp is quite wealthy, isn't
he? Did he make all his money from
his practice?"
mot all Of it. He's the principal
owner of very large oil well up the
State"
"Ah, he makes money from the sick
and the well, too,"-Philadelphia
Press.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
CREDIT TOO GOOD.

Lawyer-"What was the thing that
led to your financial downfall2 You
seemed to be doing a good business"
Bankrupt-"I was. But one day /
started out to see if 1 could borrow
some money. found 1t SO easy that
Kept on borrowing."-somervil
Journal
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
MAKING THE MOST or 1T.

'Fd rather hear Miss Dinsmore play
'Hiawatha' than any one else" said
Twynn.
Il thought you were weary of that
piece" replied Triplett.
Il am, but she plays it so badly Il
sounds like something else. Town
Topics.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
THE ENJOYABLE PART.

Mrs. Church-"Do you enjoy going
to the theatreT
Mrs. Gotham-"No, 1 can't say that
| do; the cars are so frightfully crowd
ed, don't you know. But / always en-
10Y it after l get there."-YonlSer
Statesman.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
WIDE AWAKE.

Fond Mother-"My darling, It is bed.
time. All the little chickens have gone
to bed"
Little Philosopher-"Yes, mamma,
and so has the old hen."-Woman's
Home Companion.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
TO SHOW HIS CONTEMPT.

Towne-"Krankleigh doesn't believe
IN signs, does he?"
Browne-"No, he's an extremist upon
that point. 1 saw him yesterday lean.
ing against fence marked paint y
philadelphia Press.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
6be Fanny
eide OF
Life.


THE LUCKY FARMER,
oh, the man with hoe,
Told a story Of woe,
But in the procession Of years,
Some coupons he got,
First few, then lot,
And now he's the man with the shears
Washington StatA
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
NEWS FROM HOME.

First Tourist (from South America
81 got q letter from home They
have had two wars and a revolution
siace we left"
Second Tourist-"Anybody hurtT'-,
New York Weekly. "a
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
THE SORT OF A FELLOW BE is

Knippe-"What sort of a fellow is
Johnson?"
TucQue-"0h, he is one of that kind
Of men who are always remarking,
1t looks as though we'd have a lit
tie rain before night "-Syracuse Her.
aid.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
SILENCING Won B.

Won Blumer-"I came near being
taken for a deer in the Adirondacksv
Mrs. Won Blumer-"That's singular
when you're such bear at home
Life. ..,.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03
RESIGNATION.

The Waiter-"How will you have
your steak to-day"
The Crank-"0h, suppose burned,
as l."-Yonkers Statesman.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-12-03

Brazil is passing through a season
OF severe financial depression.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
Illinois Central R. R.
OF Interest to
STOCKHOLDERS.
Free Transportation TO Attend
the Annual Meenting
at Chicago.

Public police IS hereby given
that The regular annual meeting Of
the stockholders 4 The Illinois Cen
trail Railroad CDR pany Will be held
OF Is Offices in CticagO, Illinois. on
Wednesday, October d, 1908, at
twelve O'Clock mon.
To,permit personal attendance at
said meeting there will be issued to
each holder of one or more shares
Of the capital stock of the illinois
Central Railroad Company as reg
istered on the books Of the company
at the close Of business ou Tuesday,
September %, 1908, who is of full
age, ticket enabling him, or her,
10 travel free over the company s
lines from the station on the Illinois
Central railroad nearest to his or
her registered address to Chicago
and return, such ticket 10 be good
Tor the Journey TO Chicago only dur
ing the four days Immediately pre-
ceding, and the day of the meeting,
and Tor the return journey from
Chicago only on the day of the
meeting, and the four DAYS inmed,
lately following, when properly
countersigned and stamped during
business hours-that is 10 say, be-
tween 9 90 a. m and 90 .. m lin
the Office of the Assistant Secretary.
Mr. w. G Bruen, in Chicago. Such
ticket may be obtained by any
holder OF stock registered as above,
on application, N writing to the
President of the company in Chi
cago. Each application must state
the lull name and address of the
stakeholder exactly as given in his
or her certificate Of stock, together
with the number and date of such
certificate. No more than one per-
son will be carried free in respect
to any one holding of stock as reg
Istered on the books Of the company,
A g. HACKsTAFF, Secretary.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
A Worm Killer.

] a. J. Montgomery, PuxicO,
Wavne Co., Mo-, writes: Il have
little twin girls, who have been
bothered with worms all their lives.
| tried everything to relieve them
which failed until l used White S
Cream Vermifuge; the first two
doses brought four worms from one
of them, the next two doses, twelve,
one OF them measuring twelve inch
es; the other child was only relieved
of four worms. 1t is a most excel.
lent medicine" Whites Cream
Vermifuge is good for children. 1t
not only destroys worms, it helps
the child to perfect growth, wards
off sickness. 25c at r. c. Hard
wick's.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
THE VERDICT OF GUILTY.
Produces Curiously Different Effects
on Different Defendants.

"Verdicts Of guilty and the SEN
fences subsequently imposed pro-
duce different effects on different de-
PENDANTS" remarked an official who
for a number Of years has been con-
nected with one Of the local criminal
courts, to reporter for the Washing
ton Star. "Some prisoners are deep
ly affected, some fail to evincc the
slightest concern, and some seem to
be really amused on hearing the an
nouncement Of their conviction.
II recall an instance of colored
man convicted Of murder, jocularly
thanking the judge who had solemn
ly pronounced the death sentence
upon him, and then laughingly in
quiring of his honor: is that alp
This occurred only few years ago.
Recently, however, the opposite
happened. A colored woman was
tried in criminal court No. l on a
charge Of larceny, Immediately
upon hearing the foreman of the jury
pronounce the word Guilty. she de-
clared Historically: Indeed, didn t
take the money and then fell to the
fOOr in a dead faint. Several days
later, when the presiding justice sen
fenced the woman to Imprisonment
in the penitentiary for three years,
she again tainted. The curious fea-
ture Of this case is that the prisoner
is an Old-timer, and had posed in
court as defendant in several cases
previously"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
RESULTS TELL.
There Can be no Doubt About the
Results in tiopkinsviIle.
Results tell the tale.

Results tell the tale.
All doubt is removed.
The testimony of Hopkinsville
citizen.
Can be easily investigated.
What better proof an be had?
Mrs. w. l.. Johnson. of 615 Jesup
ayenae, says: my husband suf-
Tered for several years with kidney
complaint which made it's presence
known by most severe aching IN
his back and which often became so
bad especially in the morning when
rising or on occasions when he was
obliged TO do considerable STOPPING
or lifting, that he could scarcely
move about. 1t occurred to him
while reading an advertisement in
our local papers about Doan's KID
ney pills that they night at least
give him some relief, and acting on
the thought he went to Thomas 81
Frahern 5 drug store and got
box. The treatment proved the
merits of the remedy. The aches
and pains we're relieved and the
other symptoms disappeared. l
have the best of reasons to recon
mend Doan S Kidney Pills and am
confident that in every case they
will do all that is represented for
them.
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
n. Y, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan $
and take no other.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
SDeculatiYe.

The desire TO "get rich quick
leads many otherwise conservative
men and women into all kinds Of
speculative ventures, many OF
which turn out disastrously. There
is absolutely no speculation or rise
attending the use of DR.. Caldwell 5
(LaXative) Syrup Pepsin, which is
guaranteed to give satisfaction in
all cases of constipation, indiges-
tiou, dyspepsia and kindred trou-
bles. Ask your druggist. If he
does not keep It, send his name TO
Pepsin Spruy Co., Monticello, H.,
and they will send you a sample
bottle free.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
HOMESEEKER'S EXCURSIONS.

The first and third Tuesdays of
each mouth at approximately half
rates TO see the magnificent crops
of the west and northwest, and to
help you secure a home in that rap
idly developing region.
Write US, describing your trip.
The Burlington Lines are the main
Travelled roads through the west
and northwest.
c. 8. OGLE, L.W. WAKELEY,
Trav. Pass'r Agent. Gen1 Pass'r Agent.
eo4sPlEE STREET, ST. LOUIS NO.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21

My boy when four years old was
taken with collie and cramps in his
stomach. I sent for the doctor and
be injected morphine, but the child
kept getting worse. l then gave
him half teaspoonful of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy, and in half an hour he
vas sleeping and soon recovered.
F. L. WILKINS, Shell Lake, Wis.
Mr., wilkins is book.keeper for the
Shell Lake Lumber Co. For sale
bd c. *. WHY, druggist.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
EGGS FOR NEW YORK CITY.
Brought from Places as Remote as
China and Labrador.

DOuC lutd VI buS SlOdb COi9ui y
ton Of eggs by New Workers may be
had from the fact that hundreds of
millions of eggs are shipped into
that city annually from all parts Of
the country. Most Of the eggs used
there, according to the New York
Herald, come from the western
states. A large quantity, however,
come from Canada and the British
provinces, while no inconsiderable
number find their way to the New
York market from such places as
Hungary, Labrador and China.
Various methods are employed in
shipping eggs to this market. They
may be packed in lime or sawdust or
carefully assorted in little pasteboard
compartments, but in whatever
shape they arrive the eggs are in
variably submitted to the rigid
scrutiny Of ''the candle" before be-
ing placed in the hands Of the re-
taller
The candling process consists in
holding each egg before Lighted
candle. AS this work is performedin
a darkened room, the spots or discol-
orations are eaily detected, and these
Spotted" or tainted, eggs are
placed TO one side.
Bad eggs may be divided into three
classes-rotten, spotted and cracked.
These are designated by the egg mer-
chants as riots" "spots" and
"cracks," are, Of course, disposed Of
at reduced rates.
The cracked eggs, being otherwise
perfectly good, are usually bought
for restaurants and bakeries, al
though these, too, purchase the
spots" which are considered good
enough for omelets or ordinary pas
try. Some of the cheap restaurants,
though, rarely use any other than
spotted eggs.
Eggs that are particularly bad are
sold to peddIers who pay from three
to five cents a dozen for them. These
find their way into the tenement dis
tricts, where they are sold by the
quart. 1t is hard to conceive Of a
large number of tainted eggs broken
into large cans and then peddled out
in liquid form, but such is the fact.
Eggs have other uses, too. They
are sometimes used for cleaning Jew
elry and for this purpose bad
eggs are as good as any other kind.
1t might be mentioned that some
eggs are not even eggs, to say moth
ing Of their quality, an enterprising
Jerseyman having, it would SEEM
once invented a process by which
eggs, or what appeared to be eggs,
could be made from certain kinds Of
paste and cornmeal. These were
even dangerous to use, as they would
splinter and fly about in all dircc-
tionswhen dropped upon hot frying
| pan. 1t is not known whether such
eggs are now in the market, but ON
| general principles it is always well
to exercise a little caution in buying
this particular food product.
As to the eggs sent here from
China. these are, as rule, duck eggs.
and are much priced by the Mott
street Cclestials Even Labrador
contributes its quota of chen fruit
to the New York market, but these
eggs are mostly laid by the wild sea
fowl along the coast and are not
much sought after, as their flavor is
considered Door.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21

A beautiful suburban home one
mile south of Hopkinsville., on the
west side of Palmyra turnpike, $50
acres of land with new six room
residence, new stock barn with all
conveuiences, other out buildings,
a never failing well of good water,
40 acres well set in grass. Will di-
vide land to suit purchasers.
Apply to S. G. BUcKNER.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
TO MlNNESOTA'S
BEAUTIFUL RESORTS.

Daily, round trip tickets to all
Minnesota escorts 1t mere trit1e
over hall rates. With 10000 lakes
Minnesota offers a wealth Of sum-
mer attractions. Write for a list Of
Minnesota boarding h2Uses> and
hotels.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
Lineman ELectrocuted.

Morton Doubet, a lineman, Of
JeffersonvlNe, Ind, was electro
cuted while at work on a pole in
sight Of his home.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
Plumbers in Session.

The annual convention Of the
United States Association of Plumb
ers and Gas Filters is being held at
Birmingham, Ala.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21

Eczema, scald head, hives, itch
mess of the skin of any sort in
stantly relieved and permanently
cured. Doan's Ointment. At any
drug store.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
Star Witness Returns.

Robert Noaks, a star witness IN
the Powers case, who had long
been missing, appeared in George
town and went on the witness stand.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21

Burdock Blood Bitters gives a
man clear head, an active brain,
strong, vigorous body-makes
him fit for the battle of life.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
Purchase Coal Lands.

The Chicago and Northwestern
railroad Company has purchased
$1,000 acres of coal lands south Of
Springfield, Ill.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
Prisoners Escaped.

Four prisoners sawed their way
out of the jail at Lawrenceburg,
Ky. Two were Louisville negroes.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
Notice.

All persons having claims against
the estate of Mrs. Sarah w. Kirk
patrick, deceased, will leave same
proven as required by law with my
attorneys, Downer g. Russell, Hop
kinsville, Ky. for payment. This
July 6. 1898. w. w. RADFoRD.
Exr. of Sarah w. Kirkpatrick, De.
ceased.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
Fatally Shot.

Andrew Myers was fatally shot
at Springfield, Ohio, by Sheriff
while resisting arrest.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
A Handful OF Sketches

That l can show you will easily
convince the most skeptical that !
can do the planning if you will tell
me the amount you want to spend
and send sketches with measure Of
inside of rooms.
You can Plan, and plan well per-
haps, but you want some one to put
it on paper and prepare your speci-
6cations. Perhaps l can add to
your idea AMI together make vow a
better building for less money. 1t
costs nothing to try.
Jas. L. Long.
Architect.
Office IN X. c. Building, Main st.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
CHEAP TO COOL COLORADO.

Every day we sell excursion tick
cts 10 Colorado and Utah resorts at
approximately half rates, with re-
turn limits all summer.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21

q a. - TT q II ia.
Bears tho n The Kind You Rave Always Bought
Signature e GszHAzzzx
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
TAKE THIS CHANCE TO GO TO
CALIFORNIA OR The PUGET SOUND

August 1st 10 14tb, inclusive.
$3.50 round trip from st. Louis
and $500 from Kansas City and
st. Joseph Consult nearest ticket
agent about our through tourist
slecpers to California and Seattle.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-08-21
S1RAYED!

From my farm near
Longview, about July
l, 2 red heifer calves.
weaving age. Reward
for return.
J.C. JOHNSON.
LongvieW, Ky
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1903-06-24
OFFICIAL RECORDS.

The following instruments were Alec
ut the Baker county court house durini
the week ending June %, 1903.
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
DEEDS.
June GA. w. Ellis and wife to
N. G. Richards, lot 8 block 3 In
South Sumpter; $500.
March 20, '92-Wm. M. Busby to
Geo. Whited, 100 acres in Secs. 25
and 90 TIP. 12 r. 81 F.; $500.
March 9-Receiver to w. II. Van
Duyn, N. 4 N. W. q Sec. 80 Tp.
OR. 81 r; 800.
June 13-Jas. Fleetwood and wife
to Geo. Fleetood, 100 acres In Sec
TIP. 13 r. 81 r; $500.
March 3-Frank l.. Burt and wife
to Stoddard Bros, 100 acres In Secs.
10. and 90 TIP. 10 X. 81 +; s4OO.
May nay 27-Jas. NJ. Hanks mad
wife to Mrs. Is. j. Shurtlif, 39x264
feet In s. T.. q s. T.. a Sec. 90 TIP.
0 X. Oi T.; 1905.
June %, 'O2-Ezra Marker ct al to
John NJ. Worley, 100 acres In Sec.
81 TIP. 10 X. 4OE; $3.50
June l7-Jas. w. Maxon to j. d.
Grove, lot 8 block 10 in Whitney;
900.
June ls-W. Fernald and wife
to Jas. Odell, y interest In 44O
acres In Sec. l6 TIP. l3 r. 43 E;
$3.50.
June l6-F. A. Phillips to Thos.
B. Perkins, 8. w. 4 s. z. q Sec.
20 TIP. 8 X. AZ E; 81.
Oct. %, 'S4-State Of Oregon to
r. A. PfefenbsrRer, +. y s. E. y
Sec. ~ Tp. 8 r. 80 E; 900.
July 81, 'S2-State Of Oregon to |
f. 8. McComas, 200 acres In Secs.
- and 26 X. 30 Z, and Sec. l8 r.
40 +, Tp. 8; $3.50.
June 81 'O2-Sumpter Develop. |
ment Co.. to f. and J. A. Brown,
block q, st. Louis sdn to Sumpter;
$685..
June Frank Moore ct al to
Baker City, dedication Of Campbell
Street from Ash to Elm, Sec. 10 Tp.
3 X, 40 +.
Aug. IL, 'O2-S. F. Richards to
Fannie Richards, lot 8 block ls,
81.
Aug. l2-S. +. Richards to
Maud Richards, lot 0 block 10,
Huntington; sl.
U. s. A. to Geo. ROxroth,
patent to n acres In Sec. TIP. . |
K. 40 +.
June l2-E. Il. Holman and wife
to Geo. w. Evans, lot block 3.
Richland; e85.
April 3-Mandora Adams and hus.
hand to Perry Baisley, A acres In
n. W. y Sec. 80 Tp. 8 r. 30 +;
$500.
June l3--E. p. Cranston and wife
to +. A. Phillips, s. W. = s. W. a
Sec. 20 TIP. = II. ~ Il; a.
May Isl. NJ. Welsh and wife to
!. W. Payton, lot IS block, 3, st.
Louis adm to Sumpter; 81.
May l6-A. NJ. Mann and husband