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The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-07
INDIAN BEADWORK.
A NEW AND PLEASING CHAPTER IN
HOME HANDlCRAFTs.

Materials Easily Obtained-One Can
Make Many of the Fashfonabie
Dress Aeccssorfes-A Pretty Chain,
Belt, Bag and Fob.
The newest things in belts are those
made of Indian beadwork- When the
colors are we'll chosen, the belts are
very handsome indeed, and the work
of making them forms new chapter
In home handicrafts.
The work is exacting, but not diff
cult. and all the materials are readily
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-07
IN LAZY MADEIRA.
SUMMER ISLE OF EDEN, WHERE THE
SUN ALWAYS SHINES.

Am Ideal Spot Which American TauA'~
lists Know Little About-FTrults OF
All the Zones Grow There In Pro-
fusion.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-07
Foot of Snow,

Haughton, Mich, May IA foot
OF snow has fallen in Cooper county.
Sleighing is good
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
THE MAN WHO RUTrS IN.

In the vernacular he has been chris
tened "Mr. Buttinsky." You all know
him. He is to be found everywhere;
at the club, in the ball room, at the no.
tel, on the street cars, at the reception,
in the barroom, on the street corners,
at the theater-in short, wherever two
or three persons are assembled togetn-
er Mr.. Buttinsky'' is pretty apt to
make his appearance, If he is not al
ready there.
He is the person who knows it all,
and wishes to impress everybody with
that fact. Nothing is beyond the
scope of his cyclopedic information,
from where all the pins go, to the con-
struction and operation of an ocean lin
er. and he is always eager to impart
his information, in a tone of voice
that commands the attention of every
person within ear shot. And yet it is
to be recorded that, while giving out
so much, he is marvel in his capacity
of absorption. He is always ready to
imbibe, at the expense of another, and
the famous remark of the Governor of
North Carolina to the Governor of
South Carolina he regards as one of the
happiest epigrams ever uttered. This
has reference especially to the club
and saloon "Buttinsky," though dis
tinguishing characteristic of probably
every member of the class is that he is
a sponge. That is why he butts in.
The Chicago Chronicle found a day
or two ago three Illuminating illustra-
tions in its news columns: HE butted
in" said the policeman of the man
who interferred in behalf Of a prison.
err. land I had to arrest him." He
butted in" said the husband who was
having a somewhat spirited domestic
debate with his wife, land threw him
out of the window" He butted in"
said the Nineteenth Ward society gent
who was out at Ogden's Grove with his
steady company, had l had 10 knock
the block of him." That shows one
way Of treating Mr.. Buttinsky." I'm
fortunately II cannot be employed upon
every occasion, Notwithstanding the de-
sire 10 do It is invariably very strong.
because OF respect for the host or the
company.
The man who butts in Is the result
OF evolution OF the fellow who "poked
his nose into other peoples business"
who was 100 fresh" and who always
talked too much. He was born a nut
sance. and he will probably continue 20
plague the earth until the office OF fool
killer II legally authorized and estab-
lished. That seems 20 be the only hope
~ escape from the ubiquitous indiyid-
ual who butts IN with his sdyiee. In
formation philosophy snd unquspoh-
able thirst
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13

The members of the Druid Park
Church were very exclusive, says Lip
pincott's. Before anybody could join
the church there was a rule which
required the applicant to present him
self to an examining committee. A
favorable report from this committee
was required before the applicant could
be presented to the church for mem
bership. Solomon Dunn, a blacksmith
by trade, went before the committee.
He was promptly turned down. Cos
sip attributed his failure to his lack
of social standing, though the commit
tees decision was to the effect that
the applicant be Instructed to go and
make the acquaintance of the Lord"
Three weeks later nothing daunted
Dunn again sought the committee. The
chairman of the committee asked:
WELL Mr.. Dunn, have you seen the
Lord ?"
81 have" replied Mr.. Dunn.
We'll tell the committee about it,"
said the chairman.
II told the Lord" spoke up Mr.. Dunn
that l had been trying to get into his
church for two or three months, but
somehow l couldn't seem to make il;
and the Lord told me, brethren, not to
mind about that because he had been
trying himself to get in here for the
last three years and hadn't been able
to succeed"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
sioux whioux wiouxed Lioux.

From the Chicago Tribune.
A swarthy, but civilized Sioux,
Once courted damsel named Lioux,
Each night he would call
In his feathers and all
To pay his devotions, and wioux.
He made but small Roadway with Lou,
Who vowed such a thing would not dou.
How dreadful" she said,
You are such a dark red,
I'd never agree with that hou."
Mere trife." asserted the Sioux.
You cannot thwart love, if it trioux,
Your standard I'll reach
My skin 1 shall bleach
Until 1t had faded fioux."
NO, no." said the damsel named Lou,
"'Tis useless to longer pursou
Your efforts to win
My hand, for I've been
Engaged for the last year or tou."
You have!" cried the love-stricken
Sioux;
Alas! 1 am pierced thrioux and
thrioux!
If you are engaged,
Then why have you waged
Such war with the glance called 'gioux-
gioux"%S
IT haven't" asserted Miss Lou,
Beginning to sob and bou-bou,
It's quite a mistake,
But easy to make,
My eyes-can't you see?-are askou!"
Farewell" moaned the agonized
Sioux,
AS sadder and sadder he grioux.
MY heart has been lost
Through your eyes being crossed!
Adioux!" and f1oux from her vioux.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Galveston Tex.) News (Dem.)
says: THE idle mills in Lowell, Phil
adelphia and elsewhere are silent
monuments presented to the world by
the protectionists. With our share of
the markets of the world to buy and
sell in, there would probably not be
q smokeless stack in the land"
The Chicago Chronicle (Dem.) says;
And now the Transvaal crown col
ony has excluded negroes from the
franchise and denied them the other
privileges of citizenship. AS the four
tenth and fifteenth amendments to
the United States constitution are not
operative in South Africa, 1t Is a little
hard to see how this latest blow at the
colored brother is to be met by the
Boston newspapers and other friends
of freedom"
The New Orleans Item (Dem.) says:
Bishop Coleman, of Delaware, has
been telling an audience that crime
In the United States has increased
enormously since 1850. In that year
there was one criminal In every 3,442
OF population. In $780, forty years lat
er, the proportion had increased to one
in every si5. The Bishop should have
noted that i'm slavery times no crimes
by slaves. except extreme ones, were
reported. The criminals were punished
quietly and no record was made OF IL.
Now every offense by a negro is tabu-
lated"
The Brooklyn Eagle CDem.) says: 1T
is quite certain that the British cleo
torate Is not yet prepared 10 reverse
the present trade policy Of the coun-
try, bat II iR equally certain that some
such scheme as that suggested BY Mr.
Chamberlain must be accepted before
long n The British empire IL ever 20
enjoy political and economic homo
genelfy. Great changes are effected
slowly. The English reversi0n a. pro-
lection VIII be- 30 exception ~ the
rule The defeat 81 NJ Chamberlain
would noi ueeesaalily Involve the ruip
~ his principle"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
INDEX 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Special Notices-Chickens at Groots
Market; Beef, Veal, Etc, at Gardner's;
The $3.50 Auto, Jas. ]. Joyce.
Business Notices-Want a New
Lamp, G. w. Thomas; on Your Way
to Tybee, Geo. H. Ellis & Co.
Can You Beat This?-The Metropoli-
tan.
The Money Kings of the World-Sa-
vannah Investment Company.
Financial-Report of the Condition
of the National Bank of Savannah.
Merchants and Mechanics Land Co.
Sale-C. H. Dorsett, Auctioneer.
Tybee Order Box-The Delmonico
Company.
Auction Sales-Closing Out Sale, by
l. D. LaRoche, Auctioneer.
Silverware-The Gorham Company.
Foods-Grape-Nuts
Beer-Anheuser-Bu Busch Brewing Co.;
Schiltz Brewing Company.
Medical-Syrup of Figs; Pinkham
Remedy.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Hel
Wanted, Employment Wanted, For
Rent, For Sale, Lost, Personal, Miscel-
laneous. ala.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
A Coming Lawyer.

A young lady teacher in a west Phil
adelphia kindergarten thinks that she
has discovered a -'Philadelphia law
yer" in embryo. says the Philadelphia
Ledger. She made the discovery in one
of the exercises. incident to teaching
the young idea how to count. After
drawing five ones on the blackboard
and writing beneath the FIVE successive
numerals, one, two, three, up to five,
together with a painstaking verbal ex-
PLANTATION, she attempted to test the
understanding Of the little ones by
turning to one bright eyed little fellow
and putting the question:
Now, Donald, which would you
rather have, five pennies or a five-cent
piece?"
Five pennies!" Donald promptly re-
piled.
Why, Donald?" asked the teacher
patiently.
Because" said Donald, ''you see, if
you lost ore of the pennies, you'd have
four left, and even if you lost four,
you'd have one left; but, if you lost
the five-cent piece why it would all be
gone-eVery penny
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13

"As to deadhead passes" remarked
a veteran theatrical manager to a De-
troit Free Press writer. Years ago,
when I was on the road and my COM
pany was playing in Illinois, an old
farmer hunted me up at the hotel and
proceeded to become friendly. He
bought me drinks and cigars, and
would have presented me with a load
OF hay If had had any use for it. Aft
err he had hung around all day and
still patting me on the back, l asked
him how 1t came about that he had
taken such liking to me. In his hon
est way he replied:
Wall, you are the man who gives
out free tickets to the show, and
thought mebbe 1 could work in on
you.
"As a reward for his honesty gave
him a season pass, and took pains to
explain to him that although we would
be in that town only two nights the
pass would be good wherever we play
ed for the next three months. The old
chap was tickled half to death, and
that night he was the first one In the
theater and the last one to leave. It
was the same the next night, and l
thought I had seen the last of him, as
we had a jump OF sixty miles to an
other town, out When we took the
train he was right on hand. We played
one night and made another Jump.
but he was still with us In fact, ne
followed us for a week. and was ready
TO stand treat at any time At the
end OF week he began 70 get uneasy
and count up his change. and as I saw
that he was about ready 10 let go. /
said:
Well. Uncle Rube. have you had
enough OF theatricals7'
It's my money that has give out
he replied. I'm right down 70 sixty
six cents and have got 20 walk 200
miles 20 git back home. II ia only had
time 20 prepare for II ia have sold
my oxen, m0rtEhged my farm and gone
right through 90 California with you
by John. but ] hete 10 give up this
paEs'
"How much will you take for it,
] asked, curious 10 know what value
be 80 on a.
"fWaH beln' as you give II b me
90 the fret place, ana helm everybody
has used me nrsf rate. 90 tsli you
ahat 80 Do. Gimme my fare home and
80 in cash aud she's youTa
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
HOT POLITICS IN GERMANY.

The political campaign which is 60
ing on in Germany now, and which
will result in an election of a Reich
stag and PrussFan Chamber of Depu-
ties next Tuesday, is one of the most
exciting that the empire has ever
known. What the result will be no
one pretends to predict. but it is not
believed that any one of the parties
will get working majority.
The main issue grows out of legis-
lation in the Reichstag whose term of
five years expired on April 80 last. The
legislation was in favor of the hnd-
owners. 1t seems they were not pros
porous, and had not been for long
time. They appealed to the Emperor
for assistance, and, as they are among
his strongest supporters, he consented,
though aware that, as Germany was
industrial rather than agricultural,
there ought not to be legislation that
would raise the price of food.
There was legislation, however, in
the interest of the landowners, the tar
III OH IOOu SlullS DOlnS TalSeQs III
course that was not pleasing to the
great factory centers and to people
generally not interested in land. The
raising of the tariff was secured by
the government party aided by the
Centrists
1t is thought that the government
will not be as strong in the new Reich
stag as II was in the last. on account
OF this tariff legislation. II that should
prove TO be the case. and IL the So
cialists should show up stronger. there
might be some interesting develop
ments in the new Reichstag
Some idea OF the vigor with which
the campaign is being conducted -
gained from the statement THAT the
number Of political meetings held in
Berlin nightly runs all the way from
sixty 20 ninety. Evidently the Ger
mans take as much interest IN politics
during an exciting political campaign
Az the people ~ this country do.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
A Striking Picture.

The most singular painting 1 ever
saw" said the Rev. George r. Saw
age to several men who were discuss
ing art, according to the Philadelphia
Record, twas owned by the late T. B.
Peterson, the Philadelphia publisher
l have often wondered what became of
1t after his death, and have often
thought that I would like to own it,
1t wasn't great work of art as the
critic might view it, but it appealed
to me very strongly. 1t was by an OBJ
scure painter, whose name 1 don't
even remember. The subject was a
German cathedral, with a tower rising
in bold relief, and in the tower was
clock A hole had been cut in the can
vas to accommodate the face of the
clock. The thing was so skillfully done
that in looking at the picture one
would not suspect that a real clock fig
ured in it, for it was a very large
canvas. But on the hour the clock
would strike in such a tone as to give
the impression of great distance to ac-
cord with the perspective of the pic
ture. The face of the clock, which was
OF French make. was quite small, and
the deep, muffled tone was very effec-
tive"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
Personal.

James NJ. Barrie, who is very
and can hardly be induced to either
converse freely or utter a speech, is
not above poking fun at himself On
one occasion there appeared in the
Scots Observer a brilliant lampoon in
which Mr.. Barrie was represented as
attending a public dinner, keeping ev-
cry one in roars of laughter with his
unceasing stream of wit and epigram
and finally ending up by making the
speech of the evening. When a certain
literary friend of Mr.. Barrie's saw this
wickedly clever piece of satire his in
dignation knew no bounds and he rush
ed into print, demanded that the au-
thor of this infamous article should
straghtway disclose himself and be
dealt with accordingly. But, alas, for
the well-meaning friend the author
was none other than Mr.. Barrie him
SELF
The death of Prince Edward of
Schoenburg-H artenstein in the monas-
terry of Emmaus in Prague serves to
recall his most remarkable career. The
Prince was born in 1863. He entered
an Austrian cavalry regiment and for
a decade he was notorious as the Wild
est and most dissipated young blood
IN vienna. suddenly, at the age OF ~,
when he had reached the rank of cap
tain, and had gained the reputation of
smart officer, he threw up his mill
tary career to become monk. His re-
nunciation of worldly things was quite
dramatic. He rode direct from the ma
neuVer field to the monastery, DOTTED
his uniform, broke his sword and as
sumed monkish attire Instead of go
ing through the usual period as nov
ice he observed the stricest rules from
the beginning. The cause of his
withdrawal to a monastery has never
been definitely ascertained.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
bright BITS.

If 1 go into this DEAL" said the
man with a little capital, what will
you do?" you" replied the promoter
absent-mindedly. Chicago Evening
Post.
Things are wrong" remarked the
observer of events and things, when
reputable physician has to pay
money for a certificate to practice, and
a 14-year-old girl with a new piano
doesn't. "-Yonkers Statesman.
-"Old Swaddleford always pretends
to be as deaf as a post, but 1 believe
he can hear as well as anybody"
What makes you think so?" Nobody
ever saw him walking along a railroad
track in advance of train. Chicago
Tribune.
First Summer Girl-Isn't that
young man I saw you strolling on the
beach with this morning rather slow?
Second Summer Girl-The slowest
ever. Why, I've known him since noon
yesterday, and he hasn't proposed yet.
Chicago Daily News.
-"Of course" said Mr.. Staylate,
there are some things that always
go without saying" Yes, and worse
STILL" interrupted Miss Patience
Come, yawning at the clock. there
are some others that do just the OPP
posite. ''-Philadelph Press.
-Smith-The papers speak enthusiasts
tically of your daughters singing at
the musicale last week.
Rogers-Yes, I am surprised they
should all speak so f1atteringly. What
does the Planet say?
Smith-There's nothing in the Planet
about her.
Rogers-That's queer. 1 certainly sent
the same notice to the Planet, that
sent to the other papers.-Boston Tran
scriSt.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
"Hello, Central!"

"Hello, Central!"
''HeIlo!"
"Give me any one of these grocers
who do not happen to be busy"
zone moment, I'll read the list in
this mornings paper: S. w. Branch
Co., Delmonico Co., John Lyons, Har-
dee e. Marshall, A. NJ. & c. w. West,
McGrath & Ransford, l.. B. Greer, C.
A. Munster. Nicholas Lang, George
Schroeder, C. H. Monsees, Theo. Groot,
and Southern Grocery Company"
II want to get a bottle of Kalola
Company's Pure Extracts, with the
natural fruit flavor. I am interested
in these pure food discussions and Mrs.
Commonsense, next door, says their
Vanilla is the purest she has ever
tried"
Am sorry, all busy; will call you"
THANK you. Goodbye"
Goodbye"
Don't forget, please. Goodbye"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13

pears, were not in the city of Wash
ington, where people who did no work
were carried on the salary rolls. 1t
has just been developed that in Ba1ti-
more a prosperous insurance solicitor
postoffice as a bookkeeper at $1,000 a
year. Notwithstanding he devoted all of
his time to the insurance business. If
all of the soft snaps, sinecures and
rake-offs were eliminated from the
postal service, the yearly deficit of that
service would no doubt be materially
reduced
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13

Shamrock III has not herself vet put
in an appearance at New York, but her
racing spars, sails and rigging have
arrived at that city; and they are said
TO be mighty fine examples of their sew
eral kinds.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13

Senator Depew, who sailed for Eu-
rope a day or two ago, told the re-
porters in his farewell address that the
scandal in the Postoffice Department
would prove of advantage to President
Roosevelt, since lit will give him a
chance to show how strong a man he
is" The Senator went on to explain
that the President would "show that
strength by turning the rascals out,
no matter how high up" The country
is waiting with patience to see the
President begin the turning out.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13

Express Office, % Bull street.
Express Office, Union Station.
Livingston's Pharmacy Co., &c
Broughton street, west.
Solomons Co.'s Pharmacy, Bull and
Charlton streets.
Walter Ashton, druggist, Liberty
and Price.
Savannah Bank and Trust Co., Bay
and Drayton streets.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13
The weather.

The indications for Florida for to-
day are for fair weather, and warmer
in west portion, with light to fresh
north to northeast winds. Eastern
Florida partly cloudy weather, with
light to fresh north winds.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13

All is not yet peace and harmony in
the anthracite region. There are distrust
and preparations for a further struggle
on both sides. President Baer has in
creased the storage capacity Of the
Reading by more than 100000 tons.
This capacity will be filled with coal,
it is said, and held as a reserve in
anticipation of future strikes. Mean
while the report comes that many of
the miners decline TO cut more coal
than just enough to bring them funds
for needed supplies, so that Mr.. Baer's
storage scheme win be delayed. Many
of the breakers are said to lack coal
to keep them busy, because the men
will not cut it,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-13

Conditions are now improving in the
districts recently visited by floods, yet
in many OF them there is still much
suffering and distress, which cannot
be permanently relieved until destroyed
homes are at least in a measure re-
stored. A meeting OF the Southern
Lumber Manufacturers Association
has been called TO assemble In st.
Louis on June 10, 10 take steps 10 the
end OF extending immediate aid 10 poor
persons who lost their houses In the
valleys Of the Kaw, Mississippi and
Missouri rivers, and elsewhere. A plan
that Will be considered az the meeting
IL that fund be raised from which
loans not exceeding $3.50 10 one indi-
viduai can be- made for rebuilding, TIE
loan 10 BE- secured by the property an
which II h applied, and repaid IN small
payments during a period Of three 10
-four years, without interest thus en-
abiing jewellers ia 1870 nud three
room houses who have lost theif 90.
~ cHre for their families without De-
iaE The movement isfa Eopd one. and
fhe meeting at st Louie Nll doubtless
b. productive ~ brpefts ~ tbe help-