davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20
She Was Thinking OF Twins.

The arriya! of wins in a Harlem
lat one evening las. We caused
big sensation, and the s ter CT tne
young mother was 20 impressed by
the unexpected hcao1 Oh being au..
10 pair ct she lost her wits for
the tine beng. one rushed to the
nearest pcstoifce and asked for
stamps SO that SHE might spread the
clad tidines. The atten1 It said at.
fably, q pal<y. Miss p Two
s..e cried joyously .'Wh; kind?" lie
queried. "a boy and a g =. SAID she.
then fed in nttfI (iistaay.-New YorH
0roSs.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20
Motor Cars In Switzerland.

a.. onouio me experiments in progress
N the nelghborhood Of Berne prove as
successful . as is anticipated travellers
~ switzerland in the summer of this
ear viii be able to cross the noun.
'@t|s ny motor car instead of the
Usu9i post diligence. The actual trials
va. - ~ oe made in the spring, and the
result if successful, will be not only
~ 'ii-'w travellers to make the differ.
enI journeys in half the time, but to
opsh ,3 the mountain roads, which are at
the horses NN1s -
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20
Inspecting American Railroads.

J. r. Tatlow, John Wharton, George
Banks, F. T. Dale and H. O'Rrien, off,
Gals of the Lancashire and Yorkshire
ailway of England. are in this coun
try and will make extended inspec-
ton Of American railroads. They
have been viewing things in several
eastern cities and will shortly visit
Chicago. They represent the ne
chanical, freight and passenger ue-
,artments Of the Lancashire and
Yorkshire road.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20
Many Appetizing Dishes.

can be made doubly delightful and lu
trtious by the use of Borden's Peer.
less Brand Evaporated Cream, which
is not only superior to raw cream
but has the merit of being preserved
and sterilized, thus keeping perfectly
for an indenite period. Borden's Con
densed Milk Co., proprietors.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20
RYAN'S CnTaT RHINE

Is Gods lit TO nlau. =. IS positive
cure for catarrh of the head and nose
nay fever, asthma, headache, ard VIII
cure a cold in one nights time. For
sale at al drug stores
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20
.-~.---------.------------------
Euc Dcp,e 20 n 70 "a,

Bud Doo'e - ..-.4.a t. 13aGN.
Budd Doule, the r,aa VIII tha
catarrhal name" ara once ghc star
Of all trctting horse drivers AID train.
ers, will be seen in the sulky again
this season. The veteran wants to
get back into the game, and he
thinks his horse Kinney Lou looks
like the entering wedge to fortune on
the trotting track.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20
you KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAX.
ING

NreI you take Groves Tasteless Chill
Tonic, because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle, showing that
it IS simply iron and quinine in taste.
less form. No cure no pay soc.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20

II owe my whole life to Burdcck
Blood Bitters. Scrofulous sores cov-
cred my body. seemed beyond cure
B. B. B. has made me perfectly we'll
woman Mrs. Chas. HuttHI. Beryille,
Mich.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20

Itchiness OF thes kim horrible plague
Most everybody afflicted in one way or
ancther. Only one safe, never-failing
cure. Doans Ointment At any drug
store, soc.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20
loWa'S Hay Crop.

Ihe hay crop Of Iowa usually
amounts to about $3o,0O0,O00, but this
year 1t VIII run up to $4,000, 900 or
$4,000 GOO. O'OON
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20

The little folks love Dr. Woods
Norway Pine Syrup. Pleasant to take,
perfectly harmless. Positive cure for
coughs, colds, bronchitis, asthma
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-20

til n icing ude nas, &aon
u l Day November
Everybody & at New o "a
l No Irraefe eel Il
prices the Crescent il
furnishing
t there
The daily sentinel., 1903-06-15

A half dozen boys effected an en-
trance into the building of the Fruit
Growers association yesterday and
were helping themselves s1to fruit.
nuts, etc, when Manager Moore ap-
peared ON the scene. There was a
scattering of boys as we'll as fruit and
nuts.
Good beans 10 cents, Heron and
Cassells.
On Wednesday evening June 18th,
there will be held musicale, under
the auspices of st. Matthews church
choir, at the home of Mrs. Sloan Sew
enth street between Main and Colora-
do avenue. Admission % cents the
proceeds to be devoted to choir work.
Good beans 10 cents, Heron and
Cassells.
The daily sentinel., 1903-06-15
PATRoNIzE HOME MERCHANTS.

PATR0NIZE HOME MERCHANTS.
The Plateau Valley Stockman, in
its last issue, has the following to say
about patronizing foreign agents who
deal in groceries,
"a few weeks ago a pair of smooth
solicitors canvassed the valley and
took orders for groceries, aggregatinR
50, 900 or more. These gentlemen
made it appear that they were selling
goods at about half cost compared to
our local stores, and told plausible
story about small profits. light ex-
penses. big supply house in Denver,
etc. Since these gentlemen left, a
little investigation and thought ON
the part of good many who bit
has resulted in their countermanding
their orders. and it is now apparent
that these box-car grocers have about
finished their graft in Plateau. It
has been found that the big supply
house in Denver consists of a dingy
office. and that the bills of goods sold
are bought at retail from Denver deal
ers; that any local store can fill any
order given to these itinerant vendors
for the same money they ask and with
superior goods
The daily sentinel., 1903-06-15
COST SALE

The stock of gents furnishing goods
of j. M Graham has been placed in
my hands and will be sold at cost OIL
below. These goods are all fresh,
clean and well selected, no shell
worn goods among them. Doors will
open Tuesday, June IS, Z a. m. and
will continue until enough cash is
received to satisfy creditors.
w. L. Dowerv,
Sale Agent.
The daily sentinel., 1903-06-15

To Chicago, st. Paul. Duluth, st.
Louis, Kansas Citv. Omaha. St Jos
eph and many other points. On sale
July and 10-1903.
Boston, Massachusetts. On sale
June 80, July /, 2, 3. 4-l903.
Baltimore, Maryland. On sale July
II, IS, Sept. II, 1S. 19-1903.
Minneapolis, Minnesota. On sale
July 10. 20, 21-19O3.
Detroit, Michigan. On sale July
IA, 15-1903.
Atlanta, Georgia. On sale July 5,
6,ss7.-l9o3.
Electric lighted trains. Best Din. ..
ing car service For full particulars
as to rates. limits and conditions
write E. Drake, Dist Passenger
Agent. G. A. Bible, Trav. Pass
Agt. 100 West 2nd South St. Salt
Lake. Utah.
Saratoga Springs, New York with
side trip to New York City, on sale
July and 9Th. 1903
Boston, Massachusetts, ON sale June
23, "a, 90. 1903. One fare for the
round trip.
The daily sentinel., 1903-06-15

Our motto is Good Goods and Low
Prices for CASH. NJ. Graham 131 s.
4th street.
The daily sentinel., 1903-06-15

Postmaster L. @. Dana of Colorado
Springs has just recently had an oper-
alton performed upon his lip for to-
bacco cancer. The X-Ray was used
Mr.. Dana has number of friends in
Grand Junction.
The daily sentinel., 1903-06-15
SARATOGA EXCLUSION.

July 9TH and 9th, at Sl7 40 for the
round trip. via Nickel Plate Road.
Final return limit July Goth. Three
train daily to New York City. Infor-
nation City Ticket Office Ill Adams
street, Chicago.
The daily sentinel., 1903-06-15
HGrG' S a Chance

to exchange your Grand Valley prop
erty. We have two fruit ranches in
California. Farms in Iowa. Missouri.
Nebraska. Arkansas. Tennessee. North
Dakota, Oregon and elsewhere. II
you want to change your location
come in and see us.
The daily sentinel., 1903-06-15
FOURTH OF JULY.

Rates via the Nickel Plate road.
One fare for the round trip, July Sd
and 4th, within 200 miles OF start ing
point. Return limit July 9th. Chic
ago ticket offices. III Adams St. and
Auditorium Annex.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-11
Sheriff'S Sale Of Delinquent Tax Lands.

TN pursuance. OF the Statutes Section 1911, Annotated Code 1902 I
Il viii. on MONDAY. the 2nd DAY OF MARCH. 1903 In front Of the
Court House door of the town Of Houston, Chiekasaw county, Mis-
sisstppL within the hours prescribed by law, expose TO public sale.
20 the highest bidder for cash, the following described lands lying
and being Ia Chickasaw county, Mississippi delinquent for taxes for
the fiscal year 1902. Sail will continue from day to day until ali the
E lots ana lands described below ~ sold towit:
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-11

Ten per cent damages and printers Ices 70 be added.
Parties holding receipts to any of the described lands will please
forward number Of same to me At my expense.
7. d. ~CIoPToks Sheriff and Tax Collector.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

To BE Sure.

What is the difference" asked the In
veterate maker of conundrums, be-
tween woman and photograph fac
ory?"
Well" hazarded the obliging listener,
the output of photograph factory is
meant to be listened to, but the output
II a woman has to be listened to-"
No." was the gleeful reply OF the
,onundrum fiend. "You can't shut a
woman up, but you can shut down the
.actory. Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
FUN
He QuaIf6cd.

The Bishop-What qualifications have
you that you should wish to enter the
church?
The Aspirant-I am very good
The Bishop-You had better give up
the idea.
The Aspirant-I was about to say am
very good at drumming cash prizes out
Of congregation.
The Bishop-My dear sir, you were
born minister. I'll place you without
diploma.-Cincinnati Commercial Tri-
bune
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
FUN
willing to Try It.

Tramp-Please, mum, my partner
found an old ice cream freezer down
In the gully.
Housekeeper-I threw it away. II
was no use.
Tramp-Well, we've been examinin'
1t, and II you'll lend us some cream.
and some ice, and some sugar, and fla
voring, and send your boy down to
turn it, l think we can make 1t do
N. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
SATURDAY .....DEOEMBER &c. 1908
An Element OF Prudence.

why is it," said the student OF hu-
man nature, that when a man once
starts grating there seems to be no
limit to his eagerness for spoils?"
1.-THE explanation is simple" replied
the man with the cold, gray eyes; The
wants TO make sure that he is going
to have enough money laid by to en-
ploy competent lawyers and to meet
the expense of fighting the case If it
comes into court. Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Afraid He'd Inxnst.

Mother (reading)-A Pittsburg in
rentor has patented a machine that
will toss man 500 feet In the air by
imply touching a spring.
Pretty Daughter-My gracious. Let
ne destroy that paper before papa
ices it-Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
His Location.

Visitor Tin insane asylum)-Ah, an
empty cell! May 1 step in and exam
ine it?
Attendant-Guess you'd better not.
The occupant hopeless automobile
crank. you KNOWS under the cot there,
trying to find out why it won't go. II
you disturb him he is liable to think you
want him to tell you all about it.-Town
Topics
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
He Wn. Warmed

They say" said Mrs. Oldcastle, that
Mr.. Faddlethwaite, who used to belong
to our church, has become an agnostic."
us that so? Josiah used to take his
lunch at the same place he did down
town, and he says he often warned him
that he'd get 1t II he didn't give up eatin'
so fast."-Chicago Record-Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Quite q NIouthfuI.

Naggin-But why don't you argue
the matter out with your wife?
Meekton-Huh! my wife has very
positive ideas on that subject. The
moment ! opened my mouth my wife
would put her foot down and
Naggin-The idea! 1 should think
you'd choke to death.-Philadelp
Press
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Wanted Bath, Asked for Meal.

There's a strange man at the door.
dr." announced the new servant.
What does he want?" asked the mas
er Of the house, impatiently.
Begging your pardon, sir" replied
he servant, shade Of disapproval man
fest In his voice, "he wants bath, but
That he is asking for Is something to
sat."@Tit-Bits.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Some Preparations.

Wife-Considering how long I've been
away, 1 think you might have made some
preparations to receive me.
Husband-You do me injustice, my
dear. 1 have had the library and parlor
thoroughly cleaned and aired.
Servant (interrupting)- sir, the
man has come with the wagon for them
empty bottles.-N. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
In Disguise.

You are Prof. Brace, antiquarian
'aid Slopay. coming down to the caller
who had sent up the card bearing that
egend.
"Yes," replied the caller, "I am what
Tou might call a collector Of antiquities"
"Ah, glad to know you, professor"
Thank you. I've called to see you
ibout that little bill you owe Sellem &
rrustham. "-Philadelphia Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

ITO kiss me-" said she. thoughtfully,
Taordinarily nice or extraordinarily
quick. Now. of course, every man
cannot be extraordinarily nice, but any
nan-if he isn't paralyzed-can-"
He did!-Town Topics.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Cause of sIeepIexsness.

Willie" said that young mans
mother. you were very restless In
church"
Yes" was the penitent response.
You never see papa behaving In
that way. Why couldn't you be quiet
like him?"
Well. mamma" he answered, frank
~, you see, l wasn't a bit sleepy
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
ERS.
q ute Different.

Did papa have any money when Won
married him?"
mo, dear"
How did you come to make such a
blunder?"
- You mustn't call it blunder, child.
you know your father has plenty of
money now. Besides, would do the
same thing again."
Ihen why are you making such fuss
because want to marry a poor young
man?"
"Arabella, il you can't talk sense
oont talk at all!"-Chicago Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
An Average Murder Trial.

Friend-You don't expect to get thai.
murderer off, do you?
Great Lawyer-Certainly.
Why, sir, the evidence against him
complete. He has been a thief and
thug all his life, and. in fact, is notori-
ous as the worst man In the city.
That's it-that's 1t. His record Is so
bad that can easily prove him insane
N. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Strictly Honest Above All.

Woman-Land sakes! You amt
goin' away without splittin' some
wood, be you, after all them nice Wit
ties you ct up?
Polite Stranger - Lady, nothing
would give me greater pleasure than to
split some wood for you, but | am a
kleptomaniac and am afraid might
steal your ax--Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
His sp~cfaItx.

What has he ever done that amount.
ed to anything?"
well, he's great on figuring out re-.
buses. Chicago cord-Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Tho Corrcct Article

Farmer Greene-Oh, yes: there are
several gentlemen farmers" around
here.
The Fair Stranger-And what is a
gentleman farmer?
Farmer Greene-Ob, a Teller that
knows enough ter run farm as it should
berun. and rich enough ter stand tn lossl
Puck
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

The pay is $40 month and board"
said pessimistic Farmer Bentover. ad.
dressing the applicant for work. who
nad pronounced drawl in his speech
and an uncompromising hitch in his get
along. "And I've got a standin offer
OF a present of ten-dollar gold piece to
any hired man who kills himself by
wOrkin' too hard Puck.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
In Danger.

Your rich brother is in the hospital.
sn't hep"
Yes"
And how is he progressing?"
Oh, I'm dreadfully worried about
him.
So sorry. Are you afraid he will not
recover?"
oh. no, IL isn't that I'm worrying
ABOUT. It's his pretty urse."-Cleve-
and Plain Dealer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Making Him useful,

so your wife doesn't object to your
smoking in the house?"
mot bit of It," replied Mr.. Meekton.
az often wish that Henrietta objected to
smoking, then wouldn't be Obliged to
sit for hours blowing smoke over her
window plants to kill the Insects
Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Th- Vow RelntiYe

Father-Arabella, do you know our
housekeeper is going to be married?
Daughter-Is that so? It's time the
old dragon is getting out of the house
Who is she going to marry?
Father - Me.-Cincinuati CONNER
cial Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
In q sI&u Irmud
InrcfnrIiieH.

IL was really Surprised at the dinner
last night" said Mrs. Oldcastle Your
husband is quite raconteur."
Il know it. The doctor told Josiah
years ago that he'd stuff himself to
death, but he just eats away as hearty
as ever.'-Chicago Record Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

Yes, my boy" said the grandmother
70 slx-year-old Tommie; there were two
of every kind in the ark. Now Won must
go straight to bed"
But, said Tommie, glancing across
the table at his father; there couldn't
nave been two kinds of mother-in-
laws, for there's only one kind. isn't
there, pop?"-Yonkers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Not Quite What She Meant.

The New Woman-What | want to
know is: has woman a right to bear
arms?
Professor of Heraldry-To bare
arms? Why, certainly-especially when
she is washing or making pastry
Ally Sloper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
AG& "a WAsA>A

81 M anaid that boy of mine wm
Kill himself by overwork."
"OvereD l didn't know he ever
worked"
"Oh, refer 10 mental. and not ply
steal, work. He overworks his brain
trying to find excuses for not doing
anything worth while.-Chicago Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Spoke Too Well.

Shell don't like that Mr.. Singer
he speaks SO disrespectfully of women
Last night he said that Mabel was
quite fast girl
He-Why. Sne DruteI Mabel is the
most modest girl ever saw!
She-Indeed! | see you don't know
Mabel very well-Kansas CITY Jour-
nd
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
An In situation,

He-Yes, loved girl once, but didn't
marry her.
She-Why not?
He-Oh, she made fool of me.
She--It's queer what lasting impress
sions some girls make.-Chicago Daily
News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
A Wise GuY.

Peckem-There goes man to
whose superior wisdom 1 respectfully
doff my hat.
Becker-Indeed! Why DO you con-
slider him smarter than yourself?
Peckem-Because he once had a
chance to we'd the woman l married
and didn't-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Well Named.

Patience-What do you think of my
brothers book, Autumn Leaves?"
Patrice-Wel, l think it is we'll
named; there are certainly a lot of dry
leaves in it-YonkerS Statesman
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Secret shoaId De Kept

What is your opinion of the secret
ballot?" asked the citizen after election.
Wei, it is my opinion" replied the
defeated candidate, ''if it were kept
secret longer some of us would be hap
pier."-Yonkers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

Dobbs (meditatively)-Do you believe
a man can really love two women at the
same time?
hobbs (sadly)-Not after one of them
finds it out.-Tit-Bits.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

Mrs. Closefist-Oh, do buy me a new
bonnet, my dear. 1t will set all my
friends talking.
Closefst-If you're after notoriety,
why don't you get the old one retrimmed?
That will make your friends talk twice
as much-Tit-Bits
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
That Language of Ours.

Stringer-Do you see that man on the
corner?
Marks-Sure do.
Stringer-You see him, yet he's out of
sight.
Marks-Why, how can that be?
Strlnger-Hes blind.-Cincinnat En-
Quirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
shouId De Cautions.

Daughter-Edwin says he wants a
wife with good lungs. 1t shows how
considerate he is of her health.
Mother wouldn't be too sure. He
might want her to blow the kitchen fire
in the morning.-Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
The Reply Unkfnd.

Benham-Our boy was a pretty baby.
but he gets more homely every day.
Mrs. Benham-Well, you didn't expect
him to get to look like you all at once.
did you?-Brooklyn Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Not Yet Paid.

They're saying you're just like all the
other members Of the house." remarked
the newly elected legislators close friend
They say you have your price,
That's lie" declared the new men,
Der.
81 thought sou
Yes. l haven't got It yet. but have
hopes. Catholic Standard and Times.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

Auntie-Do you know you are play
Ing with two very naughty little boys,
Johnny?
Johnny-Yes.
Auntie-You do I'm surprised. Why
don't you play with good little boys?
Johnny-Because their mothers won't
let them.-Punch
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Often Hnnncns Thnt NNnr

Briggs-Its too bad about Wrinkle
and the girl he is engaged to. Neither
Of them is good enough for the other.
Griggs-What makes you think
that?
wei, I've just been talking the
matter over with both families. Tit
Bits.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Aprrcctnted His Good Fortune.

LAS for me-" said the turkey sadly, r
suppose foils would hardly bother about
feeding me at all If were not good ts
eat"
Just So rer}:e1 the peacock. I'm
very thankful to be ornamental rather
than useful. "-Brooklyn Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
A Hint for Her

You're all run down." said the doc
tor. What you need is quiet and rest
You ought not to be worried at ALL"
will you put that in the form of a
prescription, doctor, and give it to my
wife?" asked the man.-Chicago Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

He-Madeline, darling, could you, on
could you, marry poor. penniless law
yer?
She-Oh, yes. could; but I'm not go
Ing to.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

Wfe-You ask how did he get into
this obese slater" Well, doctor, I'll tell
you. He's signed a pledge only to drink
ut meals, and I'm afraid he's overeaten
himself.-Punch
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Revised History.

There was young fellow named Cain,
Who was wicked like Mary McLane.
With the leg Of a table
He slugged brother Abel,
And shouted: Remember the Mainers
Milwaukee Sentinel
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
A Judge of Art.

First Artist-Old Moneybags wouldn't
buy my pictures-wouldn't even look a
them
Second Artist-Never mind, old man.
He was more considerable OF your fell
ngs than he was of mine.
How is that?"
He refused to buy my pictures BE-
cause he did look at them."-Town ana
Country.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Another Airship Fiasco.

small boy climbed out on bough.
And said: From this limb allough.
can soar quite high.
And like bird figh."
But the kids in the hospital nouKh
Cincinnati ENQUIRER
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Mhnt re Mcnnf

Archibald saved the widow from
drowning, you lnow, but he couldn't
save himself"
You surely don't mean that he lost
his lfe?" )
Not exactly. The widow married
him. - Puck
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Make. a mig Dinercnce.

Mr.. Timmidd-How would girl feel II
she received proposal by letter?
Friend-If she didn't care for you,
she'd feel insulted.
acknowledgements she did care
for me?"
Shed say yes by telegraph. IN. Y.
Weekly.