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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

"Why do you eat so rapidly!' in
quired the benevolent lady of the
hungry tramp, who had asked aims
at her door. "Why, in order to be
consistent this is hasty pudding
made OF bolted meal answered the
wayfarer, who had seen better days.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11
uorn,It, vcr.us IntcIIcctunIity,

As man grows older he pCrccivcs
that the moral qualities are worth a
good deal more in friendship than the
intellectual qualities and that no bril-
liaucy of mind, no charm of Conycrsa-
ton, can make up FOR lack of loyalty,
charity ana generosity In social inter-
course. Young men of brains are dis
posed 10 yalu" mainly mental power
in other people, aud il is n human
quality 10 forgive much in mCu and
women of gcuiuS. This is Il false ap.
prcciation OF the respective values of
mentality ard the moral qualities. The
tim" comes when man learns that
uusctshncys and affection are better
In wife on friend than intellectual pow
en- accompanied hy intense self love
Fortunate the man who does not come
To this knowledge too late, san Fran
cisco Bulletin
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11
"IIonor tho charge thcv made
Honor the Light brigade,
Noble six hundred!
Sounded IIiuuer.

Merchant That new clerk of yours
refused an offer from me. How did
you induce him TO come to you?
Smoothlcy Perhaps you didn't offer
him enough.
Merchant told him his wages
would Ice so 10 start.
Smoothlcy All! told him his sal.
ary would be- so to start Philadel.
phln Press
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11
The Extent UT his Interest.

"Thcy say your now son-ln-law is q
handsome fellow"
II never looked To soc"
That's strange
Not at all My daughter picked him
out, ana all had 90 do was to pay for
him. "-ClCvclaud Plain Dcalcr
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

"Nvhatt Going ont again tonlght'
began Mis- Nagg.
"On. mo-; lust this once replied her
husband. with agg@vatiug cheerful
ness. 1T will hc too latc when ! get
back to go ont again. rhiladcIphia
7 odoor
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

and cheeriulncsS soon
disappear when the kid
ncys are out Of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
thatitis notuncommon
for a child TO be born
afflicted with weak kid
neys. 1.-THE child urin-
ates too often, II the
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11
NOT A CLAPTRAPPER.
An Incident OF Alexander saiyists
Firnt stage Appearance.


Tommaso Salvlnl, the great actor al
though he gave every assistance 10 his
son when he had proved his ability on
the stage. was ayerse at first 10 his be-
coming an actor aud would nor help
him 10 obtain hearing The Young
mans first appearance was made by
favor Of Clara Morris. his good friend.
at charity entertainment in Yonkcrs.
where he recitcd The Charge Of the
Light Brigade"
He was then very young. very eager
and sin delightfully."- queer IN his Eng
lish. 4 few days before the great Oc-
casion some one used IN his presence
the word claptrap.
What's thatT demanded young
Alcssandro at once. CLAP Is So" he
struck his hands together. Trap Is
for rats What then. Is claptrapf"
1T IL u vulgar or unworthy bid for
applause" 10. hostess explained.
BAH" be- rcioincd. with contempt
IL know him That cheap actor who
plays at the gallery. lie is, then. in
English, captrapper is hc nott'
ON the night Of his debut. although
the poor fellow declared he was sick
with the scare" hr pulled himself 10.
gcthcr in time and delivered the poem
most stlrriugly
"With a bound be was ON DO" scrap
Of stage" records Clara Morris. and
his high. clear Forward. the Light
brigade" must surely have been heard
down in Broadway II really was a
clever bit Of work, u trifc too nOrd
but that was the result OF nervousness.
The instinct of the actor was twice
plainly shown once when on making
mistake. instead Of stammcring or
going back, he swiftly jumped lhc
faulty lines and dashed on securely
with the others. ANA again when at the
words.
"IIonor tho charge they made,
Honor the Light brigade,
Noble six hundred
standing as if looking into an open
grave. he plurkcd the white flower
from his coat and east ii down. n bit
Of business that caught the house in
El'il ~ " lH' NV l''I'l' lilIl'l'fI' '''l
damp umbrellas ana kicked out their
gum shoes in giving him n recall he
was clutching his hair and wildly pro
testing TO mo:
"'Mmc Clara. have never meant
that for a claptrap! Never, Never.
Just il came 10 me that moment 10
throw the flower 10 the dead, Think
me rool-Lut not-oh, please not-a
claptrHppcrr Youths Companion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11
quality.

WE learn from the Narragansett
Times that Sheriff Wilcox of South
Kingston, who has Just celebrated
lis silver wedding, is very popular
With the prisoners at the Jail.
Those are the kind of officials we
want to make the iails themselves
popular.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

IT is understood that ]. a. Rosen-
field, the scribe, is now in the West,
so the city council is being edited by
less skillml hands.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

A subscriber brought us recently
a copy Of the Providence Journal,
printed January 23rd, 1873. The
Journal was then published by
Anthony, Danielson * Knowles, and
it would really seem that it has since
improved in quantity rather than
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

THE weaker President Roosevelt
becomes with politicians like Plat
and Hanna and linancicrs like Nor
gan;and Hartman, the stronger he
gets with the people.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

A man was shot out west the other
night while in the act Of riillng a
post office. In short somebody else
took hand in the riIling business
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

but how can | be- sure" said the
beautiful hcircss. that you do not
want me merely for my money; e
Darling" rrplicG the duke. "ir / can
have YOU shall never worry about
money any morc"-C Chicago Record
Herald
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

THE present city council will 90
down to posterity as the council
that played ping pong with the
municipal ordinances.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

WHEN Hoke Smith OF Georgia
was in Cleveland's cabinet his At
lanta paper was termed cabinet
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

GROVER CLEVELAND knows
enough to beware Of the third time
He is a fisherman, but he is not fish
ing for any office.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

New ENGLAND weather has al
most enough of variety to go on the
stage.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

POLITICIANS in Grand Rapids
seemed to have been carried over
the falls.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

A landslide comes under head Of
a transfer in real estate.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

CENTRAL FALLS has a weather
prophet named Seer. What's i'll a
name;
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

SAMSON with his jaw bone was
not in it with football.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

ROCKEFELLER must be put down
as the modern "lord of the lie.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

A man may be in good spirits and
still not be really drunk.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

A broker is sometimes "A man who
breaks other people.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis.
courages and lessons ambition beauty vigor
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

by druggists, in fifty.
cent and one dollar
sizes. You may have a
sample bottle by mail
tree, also pamphlc, tell
ing all about H. inch
thousands OF tcstimor
from sufferers cured. !
e %. Binghsmton, +
mention this paper.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

urins scald5 the flesh or If, when the child
reaches an age when 1t should tc able to
control the passage it is yet afflicted With
bed-wetting depend upon H. the rauas6yt
The difficulty i7 Kidney trouble, aas ,n- i.-i
-Lan .hnmlA be L-uL-rI- m. Lr.-.------. ~
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

The difficulty i7 l,idne
step should be towa
these important orga
troubls is due TO a di.
kidneys and bladdcV
most people suppose
Women q we'll n
erablc with kidney
and both nced the
The mild and the
Swami Root l. co,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

Homo ~ Svnutp Root
ding many Of the
ial letters received
4 writing Or. Kilmei
|. Y, be sure am
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-12-11

organ.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-12-19
DOUBLE BAND
CONCERT TONIGHT

There VIII be double band concert
this evening at the Hawaiian Hotel.
The Government band will render a
concert program, and Will be followed
by the band of the battleship Ken
lucky. Solomon's Quintet club will
play later upon the lanais for dancing.
Col. Macfarlane extends an invitation
TO society people of Honolulu to at
tehd the dance which will be conpli-
mentary to the officers of the fleet
During the concerts the main drive
ways viii be closed to vehicles of all
KINDS. 4nd, drivers are requested TO
use onl| those opening upon Richards.
Alakea ara, Beretanhs streets.
me programs are as follows:
PART I.
HAWAIIAN TERRITORIAL BAND
Prof. H. Berger, Conduetor)
March; Stars and Stripes Forever
'...'.'. e....- ,.......-.S ousa
Overture: "Semiramide'' Rossinf
Chorus: Tannhauser" Wagner
vocal; Four Hawaiian Songs -.
........ ........ ......Arr. by Berger
Selection: MY Old Kentucky Home
.......... .... 49,. Dalbey
PART IL
q. S. F. S. KENTUCKY BAND.
CA. Hausser, Conductor.)
March: "Ouf Leader .Bfglow |
Overture: Raymond 1900. Thomas
CHARACTERISTIC: Two Dromios" 80.
........ .........A. Hausser |
dedicated to Flag Lieut. F. L. Chaplin
and Lieut.. T. Washington, Secre-
tary.)
Selection: THE Prince of Pilsen"..
........ .......... -. .Lueders |
Waltz: 'Souviens-Toi'' WaldteufeI
Cake Walk: "Alagazam" HOFFMAN,
The Star Spangled Banner
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-12-19
LOCAL BREvlTIEs.

) Born in Honolulu, December IS, II
the wife of George T. KluegeI,
daughter
Mrs. r. Cantor, the mother of Mrs
Cantor Rosenwasser, arrived on yes.
terday's S. S. China.
Secretary Atkinson will not take of.
ice until the arrival of his commission
expected about January 6.
The Honolulu Bow wongs have re-
ceived word. that Leung Chi-tso will
not visit Honolulu as expected.
A japanese named Murata died in
| the Queens hospital yesterday from
| the effects of an accident on the water
front.
William Mckinley Lodge, K of P,
will hold a special meeting this even
ing in Harmony hall for work in the
third rank.
0. r. Williams will lead a discussion
on Mechanical Refrigeration at the
meeting of the Honolulu Engineering
Association on Monday evening.
Don't forget the concert at w w.
Dimond & Co., Ltd, this evening.
Solomon's Quintette club will dis
course music from the balcony
The Oceanic sheds are being rooted
over and coating of paint is being ap-
piled The sheds are almost in readi-
ness to be turned over to the steam
ship company for regular use.
Some of the Kohala planters are OBJ
Jecting to the increased restrictions on
the water license proposed by the Gov
ernor. They intimate that a too ex-
acting policy may be fatal to the
scheme.
The Superintendent of Kapiolani
park begs to acknowledge the dona-
ton of fifteen large croton plants for
use in the above park, from Princess
kawananakoa, and seeds and palms /
from Mrs. Jaeger.
r. w. Podmore, Waipahu, has re-
ceived from the chairman of the COM
mittee of the Liverpool (England) Free
Public Library an acknowledgment of
the receipt from Mr.. Podmore of the
book: Hawaii Its People, Climate
and Resources
Public schools closed for the holt
days yesterday morning. A pleasant |
was held by pupils of |
the High School grammar grade. |
There were piano and violin solos and |
music by string quartet of Kaai's
pupils, besides a chorus of the entire |
room. The highest grade pupils de-
cided to open the holidays with an
evening dance.
Col. j. A. Cunningham, bank presi- |
lent and wealthy mine-owner of Salt
Lake, quietly married Miss Bessie |
Glass, a pretty shop girl of that city,
md the happy couple are now in Ho-
nolulu on their wedding trip. Col. |
Cunningham is 81 and his bride %. The
srown-up Cunningham family opposed |
he marriage. The Examiner of Dec. !
. has full account of this interesting
social event.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-12-19

The fine French goods suitable for
holiday presents also Oriental curies
and bric-a-brac that has been display
ed the past week in the store on Ala
kea and King streets will be sold to-
night at public auction by Will E.
Fisher, the auctioneer. This sale will
surely draw large crowd as the goods
to be sold are the finest ever offered for
sale in this city.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-12-19
Iadoor Camp Meeting.

Tonight the Salvation Army ,inaugu-
rates its Indoor Campmeeting. The
hall has been decorated for the occa-
sion, and in honor of the fleet in port,
flags have been largely used. Major
John Milsaps, who can be rightly
termed the naval and military" Off
Ger of the Salvation Army, will have
charge of the opening meeting.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-12-19

John Neill, one of three original
partners in the establishment of the
firm of Cation, Neill & Co., Ltd, en-
gineers, machinists and boiler max
ers, has severed his connection with
that firm which has now been in sue
cessful operation for upwards of seven
years. Mr.. Neill will shortly open up
offices in one of the public buildings
in the city.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-12-19

The household furniture and effects
of Rev. E. s. Muckley, at 1914 Wilder
avenue, will be sold today at 10 o'clock
by Jas. F. Morgan, the auctioneer
Take Wilder avenue car.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-12-19

Fresh water bathing feature on the
Heights.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-12-19
EAGLE CLEANING AND 9?E!yE W9sg

Fort St.. Opposite Star Block.
Have your old SUITS MADE &C
LOOK LIKE NEW. Dyeing and press
ing. Tailoring. The renewing of ladi4s
clothing speciality. Prices very lew
Phone White 1852.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-06
Many Railroad Owners. |.

Thlrty-nine of the leading railroads of the country responded to a recent request of Slason Thompson, of the General Managers association, as to whether there were 100000 owners of railway securities in the United States. They represent 1O7.64O miles out Of the 2O2.471 of the entire track mileage in the United States. They gave the total number of stockholde-s on their books as 191, ,3S7 of every mile of railway. Applying two to one as the ratio, approxinated In the total. would give 100000 stock holders in round numbers for .he 20O,- OO0 miles of railway in the United States as owning s6,O24.2O1,295 of capi- tai stock. as reported June 90, 1902. As suming that the s6.1O9. .9s1, ,66s funded debt is as widely distributed among bOndhOlders. and the railway owner ship would appear to be held in some thing like 800, 900 hands. But large as these figures are. and approaching the total of railway employees Q.1Se, ,S15). as they do. they by TO means represent the total Of those interested in railway ownership. The figures given are for registered stock. and as tha coInptrol- Ter Of one of the largest systems wrote: It is very probable that the number of actual stockholders is twice as great as the number of registered stock holders" Then there is the holding of railway stock by insurance companies, savings banks and trust companies. extending their ownership among thousands. And what is true of these institutions as to stocks is also true as 10 railway bonds. only more SO. In one way or another the people of the United States own the railroads of the United States. and something like 100000 persons. through wages, inter est and dividends. divide among them twO-thirds of their gross earnings of N.Iz6.3s0.26T (the figures for the year lS0l-Oc). and the other third goes for fuel. taxes. supplies and equipment.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-06
Senator Kean Probably Retired.

New Jersey did very we'll in Tues days election. from the Arizona view point. Although democratic normally. the state remains in the republican column and will again have a republi can legisla ture. it seems. The particu- iarly gratifying feature is the prob able defeat of United States Senator John Kean. His term does not expire until March B. 1905. but the incoming legislature will probably elect another republican than MT. Kean to represent the state in the United States senate. MT. Kean distinguished himself last winter by making a speech of several days duration against the omnibus statehood bill. His opposition would not have offended any sensible per son in any of the three territories, however. had he not gone out of his way to malign our people and rideule their ambitions. Mir. Kean spoke with all the authority of an oracle, although he knew. nothing personally concern ing Arizona or Arizona's people. In deed. if he had ever been west of Penn sylvania the fact las escaped notice.
 Opposition to Senator Kean has been steadily growing among the republi- cans of New Jersey for several months. and new that he has failed to carry his home county of Union for the republican legislative candidates. it seems to be taken for granted that he will be retired to private life.
 Arizona. 1t cannot be too often re- peated. has no quarrel with any sena- tor who honestly and fairly opposed the statehood measure; but for a long time to come there will be a lively re- membrance of the statesman who could not oppose statehood without in- inficting a grievous injury upon the American citizens who were respect fully asking for their rights.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-06
Treasurer Roberts on the 0oId Sup-
 Dly

The address delivered by Ellis H. Roberts. treasurer of the United States. on the Effects of the Inflow of Gold. before the zsth annual conven- ti0n of the American Bankers asso- ciati1n at San Francisco. contained a mass of striking facts in relation to the yellow metal Some of the more inter- esting features of the address are here condensed.
 One cubic foot of standard gold is worth ts2s.sl0
 ti.oo0 of new gold coin weighs 5s75 Troy ounceF
 'Thc diameter of the eagle GIO piece) is -I-10 of an inch.
 The stock of gold ln the United States is estimated st fI.Z75. .ss2. .s5l October '. isOsJ. and C no allowance b" made for abrasion wil weigh D. 2t2g tens (a,oirdupois weighO.
 Reduced Go solid mass. it would contain gs3i-2 cubic feet. and would hl vault that measured I5.7s5 feet on 70 sides
 if coined Into eagles and placed edge Co Cdge. it would make line 2.lI6.si miles long
 lf placed on board freight cars. with % t0ns in each car. it would require lf5 cars.
 With an estimated population of
Arizona republican., 1903-11-06
A MILLION FOR A MILE IN 1.5s l.:


 Just as the track experts became well launched upon a decision as to how much help the windshield gives tTotting-horse something happened. Twice in a week the new 2-minute mark for a trotted mile was beaten. both times without the windshield. The 1.59 3-4 of Cresceus stood six days. Last Saturday plucky little Lou Dil- lon regained her queenship with a record of 1.5S 1-2, and on Wednesday she broke the road-wagon record to flat two"
 Cresceus trotted with a single run ner-up. Lou Dillon had a running horse ahead and a pace-maker on either side when trotting to sulky. On Wednesday she was paced by a single runner with a wire screen. Neverthe- less the queen has fairly earned her All hail."
 The World has mentioned that 1t has taken a century to produce the two minute trotter. An estimate is made that an expense of $1, 900 GOO has been borne by two rival horse-owners with in three years past to bring the rec ord to its present point The men iD- terested are C. K. G. Billings. owner of Lou Dillon, and E.. E. Smathers who owns Major Delmar Time has thus been knocked from the record at a cost of more than $250. 900 a second New York World
Arizona republican., 1903-11-06

so. .s31. 900. this stock of gold gives per capita of s15.SO.
 Tn gold in stock, in circulation and in official holdings our country sur passes every other nation. The stock of Great Britain is s52s. 900. 900. so that ours is double. The increase in five years here has been s376.O21.3s7. In that period Great Britain has added ssO. 900. 900; France. s1S7. TOO. 900; Ger many. ss5.OOO.OOO Austria Hungary. s55. .3OO. 900. while Russia lost SIG. 900. and in several other countries there has been a reduction. In all of Europe. the total gain in the same interval has been sI4s, 500. coo from which it to be deducted the falling eff in several na- tions of s26.Oeo. 900. and thus a net in- crease Is shown of s423.60O. 900. At the present rate our gain before this call endar year ends. in stock of the yell low metal. will exceed that of all Flu ropean countries. Remember also that their population Is five time that of the United States.
 The banks. national and other, own 1922 OOO. GOO. Our treasury holds now .s55. .OOO. .OOO A fair comparison with foreign official holdings permits us to combine these sums. and to reach as the treasure or which our financial system is based ss77 7.OOO. 900. hard on to a billion dollars. The public and pri- vate credit of the British empire rests on sl66. .s5s.OOO in the Bank of England; of Germany on s17O. .s7l. 900 in the Inner ial German bank; of Russia on s404,- 396. GOO in the Imerial benk; of France on s4s4. .5O6. 600 in the Bank of France. Exclude the gold of the banks; our treasury alone holds 3.s times more than the Bank of England; S.S times more than the Imperial German bank; nearly three times more than Austria Hungary; 62.1 per cent. more than Russia. and 32.6 Fer cent. more than France.