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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20
INNOCENT LOOKING LAW
That Was Passed to Stop Gambling
Games.

The claim is made that house bill
No. 345 passed by the recent legisla-
ture on it's closing night will effectu-
ally stop gambling in Montana. The
bill bears the title ITO regulate the
duties of peace officers The bill
provides that on complaint OF any
citizen any public official must i'm
mediately proceed to such places
where gambling is reported to exist
and Immediately make arrests. If
the officer neglects to do this he is
subject to fine of from 500 to
81 1000, or Imprisonment in the county
Jail or both. in addition to being
elected from office and forever dis
qualified from holding public office.
The bill is said to have originated
from the Helena ministers and is the
result of their promise to see that
the antigambling law was enforced
if it remained on the statute books.
The bill went through both houses
under suspension of the rules, be-
ing only read by title. and it is said
that only those who espOused the
cause of the bill knew what the pro-
visions of the measures were.
This law provides that an officer
must arrest upon being informed by
any citizen of this state that any of
Tense against the laws of this state is
being committed by any person or
persons within the limits of such Of
ticer's jurisdiction. to Immediately
and eXpeditlously proceed to the
place where the alleged offender or
offenders are to be found. if he SO re-
quests, and 10 arrest such offender
or offenders wherever they may be
found.
And it is further provided that any
peace officer violating the provisions
or section | Of this act shall be pun
ished by fine of not less than 500
nor more than 81 900. or by imprison-
ment in the county Jail not less than
one month nor more than one year,
OF by both such fine and imprison-
ment. and shall be removed from Of
flee upon conviction and be perma-
nently disqualified thereafter from
election or appointment to any of the
offices herein enumerated.
Lincoln j. Working, county attor-
nay of Lewis and Clarke county. is
the first official who seems to have
caught on to bill 345. which is al
most conclusive evidence that he had
a hand in shaping it. 1t is claimed
that it was drafted at the instiga
ton of the ministerial alliance Of
Helena, and if this be true they are
> not without shrewdness
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20
What Washington Lacks,

There is no avenue in Washington
which measures adequately up to the
full demands of civic beauty. Wood
ward avenue in Detroit, Euclid avenue
lanta. Independence avenue in Kansas
City and Summit avenue in st. Paul
are all examples of handsome thor
oughfares, where magnificent private
residences are set in miniature parks.
On larger scale BroOkline. near Bos-
ton. presents a charming picture of
suburban development along pictur-
esque and artistic lines. There is moth
ing of the kind in Observation-Disclosures
ingtOn Post.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20
A MANS NECKTlE.
What the Manner of Its Arrange
ment Tells to One Woman.

What the Manner of Its Arrange
ment Tells to One Woman.
Il wouldn't attempt to judge a man
by his coat she said gravely. but l
would not hesitate two minutes to
judge him by his necktie. 1t is an al
most infallible guide. OF course there
are exceptions. but the character and
intellect of most men can be told by
the way in which they tie their ties.
Now. take the overclever man, for ex-
ample.
1.-The tie of the genius has afforded
much copy for the pen Of the satirist
and the pencil of the caricaturist. but
in reality any little popularity or lido
syncrasy in dressing is generally the
outward and visible sign Of vanity
rather than Of personal untidiness. The
average man. with an ordinary share
of intellect. seldom knows how to tie
men with no intellect at all. He may
possess a charming selection of the
best ties which Broadway can supply
and does not in the least look eccentric
nay, rather. he often wants to be as
smart in appearance as possible, but
somehow he rarely achieves his object
Directly you see really beautifully
tied tie except in the cases of military
men and actors. with whom it is a
part Of the training) which never
moves out of place. following faithfully
the little idiosyncrasies Of contempora-
~ dandyism. you may he fairly certain
that you are not face to face with an
undiscovered Shakespeare or an en-
bryonic Goethe. OF course. in the case
Of a rich and important parsonage. the
lesser details Of the toilet are usually
left to the valet. but even then l defy
a man of real brains to keep his tie at
the exact angle for any considerable
time. At dinner you will generally find
that by the time the soup has arrived
the evening tie has shifted its position
or become obliquely set. This could
probably be easily avoided. only it hap
pens that the way in which man
wears his tie indicates pretty accurate
~ the wearers intellectual apprecia-
ton of trif1es.-TOledo Blade.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20
PRICE BAKING POWDER CO.. CHICAGO.

spring, so that they will be in bear
ing in 1904.
A collection of varieties Of straw
berries will be planted the present
spring. These will be confined to
the new varieties. A part of these
will be new varieties that have been
produced by a careful system OF
breeding, for the purpose of obtain
ing varieties possessing certain char
aCteristics.
In the nursery exhibit a collection
of nursery trees affected with crown
gall and other diseases as we'll as
trees aft ected with woody aphis will
be made.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20
POINTED QUESTIONS.
Pint Yourself In the Other Ones
Place and Answer.

Pint Yourself In the Other Ones
Place and Answer.
The great task of sound ethics is to
stimulate the social imagina ton. We
must be continually prodding our sense
of social consequence to keep it wide
awake. We must be asking ourselves
at each point Of contact with the lives
of others such pointed questions as
these:
How would you like to be the tailor
or washerwoman whose bill you have
neglected to pay?
How would you like to be the Gus
toner to whom you are selling these
adulterated or inferior goods?
How would you like to be the in
weston in this stock company which you
are promoting with water?
How would you like to be the employ
er whose time and tools and material
you are wasting at every chance yon
get to loaf and shirk and neglect the
duties you are paid to perform?
How would you like to be the clerk
or saleswoman in the store where you
are reaping extra dividends by impos-
ing harder conditions than the state Of
trade and the market compel you to
adopt?
How would you like to be the stoker
or weaver or mechanic on the wages
you pay and the conditions of labor
you impose?
How would you like to be the bust
ness rival whom you deprive of his lit
tie all by using your greater wealth in
temporary cutthroat competition?
William De Witt Hyde in Atlantic.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20
What's In a Name?

Everything is in the name when it
comes to Witch Hazel Salve. f. c..
Dewitt 4 Co.. of Chicago. discovered
sCme years ago how to mako a salve
from Witch Hazel that is specific
for piles. For blind. bleeding, itch
ing and protruding piles. eczema,
cuts, burns. bruises and all skin dis
eases. DeWitt's Salve has no equal,
This has given rise to merous
worthless counterfeits. Ask for De-
Wits = the genuine. Bronson &
Lighthall. Broderick & Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20

Brownly-Dauber certainly has his
own troubles.
Pinder-Why, l thought he was do
ing splendidly.
Brownly-He was until he painted
that last landscape. He painted the
sun in too natural.
Pinder-How could that be?
Brownly-Well. it dries up the wa
ter in the pond so fast that he has to
paint in new water every two or three
days-Eew York Times.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20
Fire and Life Insurance
SO Main St, KaIispell, Montana
CALL AND SEE US.
Sure Cure for Piles.

Itching piles produce moisture and
cause itching. This form, as we'll as
blind, bleeding or protruding piles,
are cured by DR.. Bosanko's Pile Rem
edy. Stops itching and bleeding. Alb
serbs tumors; SOC a jar, at druggists,
or sent by mail. Treatise free Write
me about your case. DR.. Bosanko
Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by Bron-
son & Lghthall.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20

Pay your subscription six months
in advance and receive a history.
geography and atlas Of the world all
in one.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20
CITY Property

Groom house, 1H-story, good WE'LL east front.
Ninth avenue west. Price $500
Corner lot and ~ story house, Fifth avenue
west, barn, woodshed and we'll Price $500.
Three 5O-foot lots, Sixth street and Second
avenue west, east front, nice location. Price
81 800.
nice 7-room house. east front, water and
sewer connection, electric light, small barn, Is
fruit trees bearing, Fifth avenue east. Price
s.. 200.
6-room house, east front, Second avenue east
good we'll, wired for lighting, nicely fenced
wood shed. Price 81 800.
50.foOt corner lot and shack. Western addi-
tion. Price $30O
Lots Ii and IS, block 1O7; 100 feet frontage
nice locati ion cheap. Price 500, cash,
Lot II. block 30, 500.
Lot 10. block 81, 27o.
Lot s, block 1874, 100.
Six room house and lot; water; sewer in al
ley; chicken house; stable wood house. Price
81 200 Easy payments.
5O-fOOt lot, Second ave. east. Nice location
Sewer in alley. nice place to build a house
5O.foot, Main street, east front. between 3rd
and 4th streets. Fine business location. Less
than cost; Price $3.50.
Lot and 4-room house; nice location; water
and sewer in alley. Price $525.
sevenr9om house and lot; bath; furnace
sewer; lights; Fourth ave- east cas- Best location
Seven-room house and lot; new; Second ave
east. Nice location. Price 81 ,Ooo ~.
House and 1oo-foot. lot; Fisher addition; si1
looms cellar; stGpe fo9 u lat good we'll ane
House and 5O-foot lot three rooms and kitch
en-; good barn; Ninth ave. west. Price $500
l. bargain.
75.foot east frontage with good barn on rear
Siuth ave. east. Price $3.50.
In addition to the above property We hav'
City Property, Acreage, Timber Lands and Re
| linQuishments. Oil Stocks in the Kintla LAX
Oil Co. Mining Stocks, and are Agents for tn
Dominion Lands in the Northwest Territory
Fire and Life Insurance
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20

having committed crime with a pipe
or cigar in his mouth.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20

Mrs. Youngwed-And what are these ?
Dealer-Salt mackerel. mum.
Mrs Y.-Are they quite fresh ?-Chi.
eRgO News.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20
Invitation,

II suppose in the collecting business"
said the inquisitive man, nearly ev-
cry man you so to see asks you to call
again."
ASK me?" replied the collector.
"Some of them dare me. ''-Philadelphia
Press
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20

This is the best day the world has
ever seen. Tomorrow will be better
R. A. Campbell.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-03-20
LRFYcly Stumbled.

"Are you man of family. sir?"
Eyes, sir. My third son-in-law moves
In tOday."-DetrOit Free Press
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1903-09-19
The NcrnaCulari

This was the conversation be
tween the girl with the gum IN
her mouth and the other girl with
the gum 10 her mouth:
"Aincha hungryH'
"Ieh.
$50 my. Less 90 neet.n
"SIcev 60 one places nuther.''
$50 dy. Ike neck mo stedny-
ware. CanchooH"
"Yoh. Gotcher money!"
"Yeh." "
$50 Wy. Gotcho aptiter'
"Ych. Gotchoorsl"
"Yeh. Howbout place cross
strectH"
"Nothln teet there. Lessgur-
round corner"
"rhattlcdoo swell zennyware.
Mighta thoughta that first. Get
cher hat. )"
"lma gettinit. Gotcher mon
ey""
"Yeh. Didu' cheer me say |
had it! Already"
"Yeh." d"
"K'mon." Chicago Tribune.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1903-09-19
Why ITO OaIy Ate The Volts.

An American wpman travelling
in England stopped one day Mt II
little cuuutvy house. Chatting
with The visitor, the wulnar OF The
house tod cl her difficulty In get
ting along and of nm experience
sho had had with bonrder.
''Ihe first morning this man
stopped here" she said, "hr be
gan TO eat boiled eggs very greed
lily. Egg after egg he te-three,
four, five, six and 1t was only
the yo!k Of them that he swallow
ed; the white ne didn't bother
with at all.
"'W hen he dug his spoon INTO
the seventh egg my temper got
the better OF me, and ] said in n
severe tone:
Don you ever eat the white
of the eggs, sir!'
" surely not, my woruar, ,
be answered. 'Fhc yolk is the
bird; the white is tho feather.
Would you have me make boil
ster Of mysoIfn -
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1903-09-19
FEE ET = SWDDLEN TO I'M
&N&N SIZE.

81 had kidney trouble so bad
that | could not work, " says j. j.
Cox of Valley View, X, "my
feet were swOllco to immense size
and | was confined to my bed and
physicians were unable To give me
any relief. My doctor tlnally pre-
scribed Folcy's Kidney Cure which
made well man of me-" T..
Eugene Fundcrburk.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1903-09-19
WEAI KS HlgH

In the last analysis nobody
knows, but we do know that it is
under strict law. a buse that law.
Abuse that law even slightly, pain
results. Irregular living means
arrangement of tho organs, re-
sulting in Constipation, Headac he
or Llver trouble. DR.. King New
Life Pills quickly re-adjusts this.
It's gentle, yet thorough Only
25c mt Crawford Bros. j. f.
Mackey q Co. and l1undcrburk
Drug Store.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1903-09-19
ECZEM \, ITCHING HU LORS
PIMPLES. TREATMENT FREE

Does your. Skin Itch and Burn?
Distressing Eruptions on the skin so
you feel ashamed TO be seen in COM
pany? Do Stab5 and Scales form on
the Skin, Hair or Scalp? Have you
Eczema? skin Sore ard Cracked?
Rash form on the Skiuo PrickIy
Pain in The ski? Swollen Joints?
Falling Hail? al Run Down? Skin
Pale? Old SOrrs? Eating Sores 4?
Ulcers? To cure to stay cured tax 3
b. b. b (BOtauic Blood Balm) which
makes the blood pure and rich, then
the sores will heal AID the itching Of
eczema stop forever the skin become
ciearand the blood rure. B. Il. b.
sold at drug stores 81. Trial treatment
sent free and prepaid by writing to
BLOOD BALM co, Atlanta, Ga.
Describe your trouble and fire. medical
advice given. over 1000 testimonials
of cures by b. B. b.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1903-09-19

The little girl replied that the
teacher had not taught her that.
"But," said the mother, "you
know, dear, for we have pump
kin vines in our garden. f"
"Of course do, but we ain't
expected to know anything until
we are taught. - Youths Com
panlon.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1903-09-19
His Second Thought,
The Stage Driver Acted on IT and
Saved Hi, P,,sscuge,s.

Nhu"h ah Ola stage road ran
from Lake Champlain to Ogdens-
burg, n. Y, passing through the
little town OF Sodom. This Will
liso nestled in a valley between
two great bills, over which the
white ribbon of the road wound
steeply.
Upon one Of the trips of the
stage tho regular driver, who had
been ut home for some weeks re-
covering from an illness, was rid.
ing inside, while the red haired,
mild featured, bic boned Irish>
man acting as his substitute occu-
pied the dr,ver's 5 seat upon the
box. The day was beautiful
one, and the passengers were on
joying their drive keoh!y, their
appctltcs increasing as the dis
tance lcSScncd between them and
the town of Sodom, with its pro-
missed pause for refrcshmcnt.
Suddenly as the heavy Stage
numbered over the brow OF the
NIL, down which the road pIung-
ed at Il sharp angle, running
through the little town at its foot
and ascending the hill beyond, the
passengers became conscious that
their pace had been rccklessly in
creased. Faster and faster they
went, dashing down the hill at
rate rapidly becoming furious
one. Trees and bushes at last be
came but diZzying blur along
the road. All cIupg to the reel.
ing stage and held their breath in
terror, while on the stage raced,
down the hill with even increasing
speed, into the town, past the
hoStelrY with the waiting host left
standing IN amaze at the door,
past the poSto1tlce without pause,
ana out upon the road 'eadlng up
the hill beyond. There the
pace siacNened, ana as the incline
gre" more steep at last tho smok'
ing horses came to standstlll.
" Nlth one accord the dazed pass
enSers tumoled out and surround
w. 'a0 80 ~ WIN No" S'oou "V
Wv ne'" Va 'i'' iooNt"S le''''eis'
'-''' !" II l az "'"' 10 l''
''I' +o' .'""S 4t't' YOU
""'o '-'0 :, '"'''iosS q"''''oi'
N0!o' iePi'o'' L III WIFI " SCI
ur;,,,,. n,s,,o h; ,,, .
,ho stano ,o,,n,o dnn,;.
| " ON tbo grnn,d ,t t6o bee,s of
the horses and comnlo,eIv severa5
from tbn coach 5 oIanco ,b.
rcoulor driver comnrchcnand tho
meonino Of fine donoor to which
the n.s.enoors of tL.t .,oro ao
nrived Of it's sole means Of orid-
ance bad been oynoscd oua real
izing the miracle Of their cscaoe
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-06-11
New Mail Collection Hour
and Postoffice Regulations

A new regulation at the postofiice in
regard to the closing OF the office and
a night collection OF mail In the busi-
ness part Of town are two improve
ments in Uncle Sans service that will
be much appreciated by Canon City
people.
Heretofore the postoffice has closed
at O'Clock p. m, but commencing
with Monday night 1t will now remain
open for the deposit of mail until 0
O'Clock.
At $3.50 collection will take place
from the boxes at the following places: !:
corner Of Fourth and Main; corner Of
Fifth and Greenwood corner OF Sixth
and Macon; corner of Seventh and
Main; corner OF Ninth and Main, and
1t the d. and r. q. depot.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-06-11

Patrick had worked hard all his days
but his SONS had spent his money for
him. and when he was too old for ac-
tive work he was offered the position
OF cra ssing tender ut small railroad
station.
He looked dubious as the duties Of
the office were explained to him and
the meaning Of the various nngs was
clearly stated
"In case OF danger. with a train com.
ing OF course you wave the red dag"
said his friend. proceeding with his
explanation. A hard old hand grasped
his arm.
MAN. dear. it'il never do" said Pat
rick. shaking his head solemnly. 81
could never trust mesilf to reminder to
wave a red Gag whIn there was green
wan handy"
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-06-11
Canon City Is Lucky-of Course.

The weather this place has been disagreable
for the past few days, but usual have only to
look about realize that Canon paradise compared
with most sections of the country Even California
the land of orange groves and sunshine has been de-
by and flood, Kansas, Missouri. Iowa.
Illinois and nearly any of the middle states
you being dealt heavily with by the hand
of nature.
On the whole it is easy figure out why ought to
City
fer certain fruit interests.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-06-11
Do You Enjoy
What You Eate

II you don't your food doe. not do
you much good. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure is the remedy that everyone
should take when there Is anything
wrong with the stomach. There is
no way to maintain the health and
strength Of mind and body except by
nourishment. There is no way to
nourish except through the stomach
The stomach must be kept healthy,
pure and sweet or the strength will
let down and disease will set up. No
appetite, loss Of strength, nervousness
headache, constipation. bad health.
sour ripings. rifting. indigestion. dys-
repsie and all stomach troubles are
quickly cured by the use Of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. Sold by Seely
Drug Co
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-06-11
E1bert Hubbard, E1ks and Things.

Last Saturday night the Elks held sway full and
complete in Canon City, life put rosy tint and
the world looked like it does in the early morning of
youth before you have reached the heat dust
turmoil of life at mid day
True, they only here for business meeting,
and just as gentlemen stayed reasonably close
to their club rooms, but they pretty wide swath
at that.
Did you read what Ebert Hubbard says about
the Elks? If you haven't you should do Hubbard
is the gentleman, geniushe himself makes the dis
wisdom and wit. The Phllistne. East Aurora. New
York Buffalo is East Aurora.
Hubbard does a lot of other things besides writing
The Philistine He doesn't allow the big city
papers to print his stuff without permission
the circumstances feel free lift little chunk
about the Elks-with due apologies:
1.-THE Elks all look alike and all of one age Just
what age is, have yet made but it lies
somewhere between thirty and fifty. No Elk is ever
over fifty, matter how long he has lived, and
weigh hundred pounds. They all have the
Joyous boyish bubbling heart of youth, whis-
k.rs Lilacs of the line and the Galways
tabooed"
After whole lot Of things just good the para
graph quoted he concludes with this:
'.And all these things have here recorded set
down of truth forgetting the fact that
st Flint Michigan suffered the deep humiliation of
being arrested by Elks, and fined seventy -fTe
for advertising Quaker Oats wtho license"
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-06-11
At Glenwood Springs.

The State and Arkansas Valley
Press Association met at Glenwood
joint mid summer meeting. Mem
bers were present from all over the
state. Glenwood Springs entertained
the boys in lavish manner. A tai
ly- Tho was at their disposal during the
two days. the pool aud the cave were
free to all newspaper people and many
courtesies were extended by the Hotel
Colorado. The city council appro-
priated liberal sum to help pay ex-
pen.es and the leading ladies' club of
the city added much to the entertain
ment.
Publishers Dick inson and Holmes
proved themselves ideal hosts and
showed their beautiful little city up
to excellent advantage. Thus Glen
wood Springs has won the hearts Of
the state newspaper men. great and
small. and through them her praises
will be sung to the many Thousands
Of people throughout the land.
Entertaining the editorial conven-
tions is an excellent investment for a
city and it is one Canon could well
afford sometime.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-06-11
Ladies and Children Invited.

All ladies' and children who cannot
stand the shocking strain of laxative
syrups. cathartics. ETC.. are invited to
try the famous Little Early Risers.
They are different from all other pills.
They do not purge the system. Even
a double dose will not Rripe, weaken
or sickon: many people call them Eaay
Pill. W. H. Howell. Houston, Texas
SAYS. nothing better can be used for
constipation, sick headache, etc. Bob
Moore. Lafayette. Ind, says all others
grippe and sicken. while Dewitt's Lit
tie Early Risers do their work we'll
and easy. Sold by Seely Drug 90.