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Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25
Relic of Old Methods.

The Cedar Rapids Republican says
the teachers normal institutes, which
do not appear to have been successful
in Iowa this year, are largely relic
of old teaching methods. The aver
age active teacher, it points out, has
much more need of resting during the
summer months, recuperating her
drained nervous system, than she has
of examining herself for three or four
weeks with lectures on pedagogy and
such things.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25
Announcement.

The undersigned hereby announces
herself as candidate for the nomi-
nation for county superintendent OF
schools, subject to the action of the
coming republican county convention.
Emma Nye.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25
SENATORS VS.. PRESIDENTS.

Senator Cockerell of Missouri, an
nounces that he is not looking for the
democratic presidential nomination,
as that he much prefers being mem
Der of the senate. 1t was scarcely
necessary for Senator Cockerell to
take the pains to make this announce
uaat IS thega has yet aanaarad no
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25

Though Mr.. Pulitzer's school of
journalism will doubtless give those
who may attend a large amount Of val
liable training, yet the school of prac-
teal experience will still remain an
important factor in the career Of the
successful newspaper man.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25

Jerry Sullivan has not been heard
from for several weeks. Perhaps he
has gone into seclusion to try to figure
out what he had better leave unsaid
during the campaign.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25

With every train mail train and
rural delivery spread throughout the
country there will be little delay in
the people of the United States get
ting their letters.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25
No specks on Hepburn,s Crown.

''When the roll of standpatters
comes to be made up finally and the
crowns distributed" says the Marion
Register, there won't be any specks
on the one that will adorn Col Hep.
burns expansive brow"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25
AN IowAN's DISCOVERY.

The announcement that DR.. s. A.
Mathews, of Chicago, has discovered a
cure for lockjaw will be received with
interest by the people. not only Of the
United statss> shlstsnf thu ,RaEaa ,Eos
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25

Have a good time, Governor Cum
Minis, and get plenty of rest for the
republicans of Iowa are planning for
lively time beginning about Septem-
her
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25
Disfranchise Illiterates.

The Boone Republican believes it
would be to the political welfare of
this country to disfranchise all illit-
crates, white and black alike.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25

1t is doubtful if Col. Bryan will be
able to get any Of his populistic friends
to ride with him behind that $500
team.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25

With the exception of few sore
publications the republican press of
Iowa is well pleased with Colonel
Hepburn's speech.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25

President Parry doesn't seem to gel
discouraged at the refusal to put his
ideas into practice.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25
Are Mistaken.

The Cedar Rapids Republican says
those democrats who count on d.
vided republican party at the polls in
November are making slight mis-
take.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25
MOSQUITOES and chautauquas.n

Mosquitoes and Chautauquas," says
the Rockford Register, have done
business together this season. Pune
tured cuticle has gone hand in hand
with intellectual development"
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25
IOWA PRESS COMMENT.
A Heroic Mob Cure

The Burlington Hawk-Eye says a
determined man behind a gun is the
only cure for the mob spirit.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25

Army affairs are moving along
smoothly these days.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-08-25

This is the condition of the American
Indian, the best cared for and yet the
most indolent and worthless of the in
habitants of the United States.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30

Bret Harte, flushed with first fame,
was Mr.. Howells' guest for week
In the early seventies. Harte's breezy
Bohemianism delighted Cambridge and
its environs, which quite as thoroughly
amused the young Californian journal
list.
1t was fine to see him humorously &C.
cepting the humorous attribution of
scientific sympathies from Agassiz in
compliment of his famous epic describ-
ing the incidents that "broke up the
society upon the Stanislaus." 1t was
a little fearsome to hear him frankly
owning to Lowell his dislike for some
thing overliterary in the phrasing Of
certain verses of "The Cathedral" But
Lowell could stand that sort of thing
from a man who could say the sort of
things that Harte said to him of that
delicious line picturing the boboink as
he
Runs down brook of laughter in the air.
That, Harte told him. was the line
he liked best of all his lines, and Low
ell smoked, well content with the
praise. Yet they were not men to get
on well together. Lowell having limita-
tons in directions where Harte had
none.-Harper's
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
The Naval Academy.

The line officers of the navy are ar
ranged in one straight line from adj
miral to the lowest midshipman. After
they are graduated from the academy,
in order to merit their respective
classes their relative positions never
change except when advancement in
numbers for special heroism is earned
in war or a court martial DEGREES the
reverse. If boy loses place in his
class he loses place in the ladder of
promotion. Whether he is graduated
at the top or bottom of his class may
determine whether or not he shall
reach an admiraPs stars. In no other
calling does boys college standing
thus directly influence the success of
his entire professional career.-Inde-
pendent.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30

The story of Adelina PATHS first en-
counter with Emperor William |. is
worth repeating. 1t was at Homburg
that the meeting took place, and the
diva was then quite young girl. On
the evening of the same day an invi-
tation came to her and her father to
meet his imperial majesty next morn
ing at the springs at o'clock.
Il get up at that hour" cried the
spoiled child, ito please any emperor?
No, no! wouldn't think of it! Tell
him So
William l., ever good natured, laugh
ed heartily over her ultimatum. which
greatly amused him. The last time
his majesty saw Patti was in Berlin,
and he was then dying man. When
she called upon him at his box he well
/ coined her with his most genial smile.
"Ah," he said you remember HON.
burg? But you don't mind waiting
upon me now"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
Presentation of Account.
Id. HAzELToN's ESTATE.

STATE OF VERMONT, Caledonia District. SIS.
In Probate Court held at the probate office
in St. Johnsbury, in said district on the 9th
day of December, A. d. 1908.
Henry A.. Gilfillan, administrator upon the
estate of Lorenzo ID Hazelton, late of
Barnet, in said district deceased. pre-
sents his administration account for ex-
animation and allowance, and makes
application for decree of distribution and
partition of the estate of said deceased.
Whereupon it is ordered by said court, that
said account and said application be referred
to session thereof to be held at the probate
office in said st. Johnsbury on the 18th day
OF January, A. D. 1904, for hearing and de-
cision thereon And it is further ordered
that notice hereof be given to all persons
interested, by publication of the same three
weeks successfully in the Caledonian
d newspaper published at St. Johnsbury,
previous to said time appointed for
hearing, that they may appear at said time
and place, and show cause, if any they may
have, why said account should not be allowed
and such decree made.
BY the Court, Attest,
WALTER p. SMITH, Judge
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
A Diplomatic Answer.

"Now, how old do you think l am"
coyly asked literary spinster of a
man whose unfailing courtesy was sup
plemented by his wit on many occa-
sions.
"My dear lady, that is a hard ques-
ton for one who can scarcely remem-
Der his own age" said the man eau
tiously, "and in your case it is par
ticularly difficult, for you look five
years younger than it seems possible
you can be when | consider what a
wonderful amount you have accom-
plished"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
A Diplomatic OH ciaI.

During the reign of Emperor Napo-
leon III. he and the empress visited
Normandy and had arranged to spend
a couple of days at EvreuX. NJ. jan
vier de la Monte, who was the project,
learned that the revolutionarieS intend
ed to hiss the sovereigns as they passed,
and so he summoned the leaders of the
movement and told them that he knew.
of their plot 'If you carry out your
PLAN" said he to them, you will get
six months in prison. If you do not
your friends will faccuse you of cow
ardice and treason. AS way out of
the difficulty | propose to lock you up
at once until the emperor has gone"
The conspirators accepted the terms Of
fered them, and so the emperor was
greeted only by cheers, as the revolu-
tionaries, frightened at the arrest of
their chiefs, had not dared to utter a
sound. After the emperor and empress
had gone the project went in person to
release his prisoners, who had had such
a pleasant time that they greeted him
with cries of Long live the prefect!"
to which NJ. Janvier de la Monte, who
was a man of wit, replied, MY friends,
do not overdo it."
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
The Sturdy Camel.

A camel has twice the carrying power
of an OK. With an ordinary load of 400
pounds he can travel twelve or four
teen days without water, going forty
miles a day. Camels are fit to work at
five years old, but their strength begins
to decline at twenty-five although they
usually live to forty. The Tartars have
herds of these animals, often 1,000 be-
longing to one family. They were nu-
merous in antiquity, for the patriarch
Job had 5000. The Timbuktu or Me-
harri breed is remarkable for speed and
used only for couriers, going 800 miles
in eight days with a meal of dates or
grain at nightfal.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
Sherift's Sale of Land upon Execution.

The folio wing described land and premises
in the town of Barnet, taken upon writ of
execution in favor of l.. E. Gilfllan, of Bar
net AID against William Wallace OF said
Barnet to witt 1t being the same land and
preu Uses decided by 5. s Stoddard and wife
TO William Wallace, June IL, is O2, ard re-
corded in Book 80, page So, of Barnet land
records to which Ieference is made. and is de-
scribed in said deed as follows; "Commenc-
ing at the stump on the bank of the Pas
sumpsic river and folio wing on the west side
of the highway which leaos to Waterford.
fifteen rods, then turn at right angles and
run 40 stake and stones on the bank of said
Passumpsic river. then turn and follow up
the bank of said river to the point begun at.
containing one acre. more or less. with the
buildings standing thereon" and so much of
said land and premises, estate and property
and the equity of redemption right, title In.
terest and inheritance of the said William
Wallace in and to he san as will be neces-
sary to satisfy said execution with the legal
costs. " i'll he sold by me at public auction to
the highest bidder. the law directs, at the
Town Clerks Office in the town of Barnet
the 9th day of January, A. d. 1904, at
one O'Clock in The afternoon.
LORENZO SULLOWAY. Sheriff.
Dated at st. Johnsbury, this 22nd day of
December, 1908.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30

condemned animals and settle the losses
according to law. There are but two
state veterinaries, Or. F. A. Rich, of
Burlington, and DR.. George Stephens, of
White River Junction, connected with
the board, and they were unable, with
ont the aid of local veterinaries, to cover
the field as rapidly as desired, 50 the
farmers have in measure taken things
into their own hands. By the present
arrangement about thousand cattle
week are being tested.
Slack Bros, manufacturers, of SPRING
field, gave the village pleasant surprise
Christmas. Col. W. II. Fl. Slack pre-
sented the village corporation with a
hose wagon as Christmas gift. while
John T. Slack. his brother. informed
Chief Engineer Barney of the fire depart
ment that if he would get an up-to date
hose carriage for use in the residential
part of the village known as Summer
hill be would pay for it.
The annual minstrel show given by the
prisoners in the house OF correction
Wednesday evening was great success.
All the characters were impersonated by
the prisoners, many taking female parts.
d. Henry Lewis of Vergennes, bank
wrecker, acted as end man Of the min
strels; Marvin A. Mcclure, convicted of
completely in wrecking the Merchants
National Bank of Rutland was head
usher; FarIar. the defautling teller OF the
Wa erbury National Bank, acted as in
tercolutor.
Fire DESTROYED the blacksmith and
wheelwright shop and residence OF H. E.
Wheelock at Wolcott, Wednesday even
ing. The blaze started from an over
turned lamp in the shop. The buildings
and contents were well covered by insur-
ance.
Christmas day was properly observed
at the Vermont soldiers's home, Benning-
ton. At noon Christmas dinner was
served in the dining room. Later in the
day the members asst mbled in the same
rooms and everyone received gifts.
Most OF them were of a useful kind.
This was made possible by the action Of
several of the societies of the Woman's
Relief Corps through the state, which
| sent gifts of money. This has been the
custom at the home since it was first
| organized.
George M. Rowell. former agent at the
Burlington freight office Of the Rutland
railroad, was placed in Jail Thursday
| because bail had been released in two
cases against him charging him with
iraudulently collecting premiums on in
surance policies. Mr.. Rowell is also
wanted at Bennington on sim lar charges
and an officer went to Burlington Thurs
day 10 arrest him, but owing to the fact
that he was already in Jail was unable
to get him. 1t is charged that Mr.. Row
ell sold accident policies and collected the
yearly premiums, but that the policies
were never delivered. Mr. Rowell denies
the charge. saying that he was duped by
Barnard Erisken, who claimed TO be
general agent for the company. The
cases will be tried January 26
Wells Perry Jones, aged SO, manager Of
the retail department of the business Of
the Estev O. gan Co, died suddenly at
Brattleboro, Dec. 81. He returned on
the late train the night before after a
business trip Early in the MOI hing
while in bed he had an attack of heart
disease and died almost Immediately.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30

These facts are given by two officers
who conducted experiments to deter
mine the effect of weight on soldiers in
full marching order. The five men who
volunteered as subjects marched dis
lance of fifteen miles and eiGhty-tWo
wards The different weights carried
were forty-eight, fifty-nine and sixty
five pounds With the first weight 1t
was found that man at moderate
temperature could cover the distance
with ease; in hot or close weather shght
Inconvenience was experienced, winch
disappeared when the march was over,
so that the men could begin the next
day as well as ever.
The weight of ffty-nine pounds did
no harm in moderate weather, but
proved fatiguing when it was not ana
effects were felt the next day when
the men carried the third weight the Ill
effects were very marked.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30

Only men and women who want to
purchase an expensive set of jewels,
say $4,000 worth or upward, get a
glimpse of the diamond rooms" as
they are called, in the big New York
jewelers. shops. Gems worth less than
that usually are kept in show cases and
examined in trays at the counters. But
if customer wants to make larger
purchased diamond necklace with
pearl pendant worth from $4,000 to
$4,000. for instance-he is shown into
a parlor where he can examine the
Jewels more at his leisure and see the
salesman weigh them on the most care
fully balanced scales. These parlors as
a rule are luXuriously but simply fur
nished and are convenient to the safes.
1t is not an unusual thing during the
holiday season for salesman in well
established store to make three or four
sales day ranging from Sl2,00o to
$3O,OO0.-New York Press.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
Time Tables.
Boston & Maine Railroad
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
ounecficut and Passumpsic Division


WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
In effect Oct IL, 1908.
Trains South bound leave
Sherbrooke, s. 100, 1000 a. M, 9.f5 p. m.
Newport. 90 a. m, 1885, 400. 1925,
11.35 p. m
Coventry. 10 a. m, 40 p. m.
Barton Landing, 7.2o a. m, 4.22, IL "a
p. m.
Barton, 12O7, 7.34 a. m 1, 1 %, 4.37, *11 so
Sou Barton, 7 As a. m .452 p. m.
Sutton, SOL, a. m, SOC p. m.
W, st burke, 1896, 8 0S a. m, 6.13 p. m.
Lyndonville, 1926, 1858, $50, 11.5o a.
m, 2.03, 5.33 D. m.
st. Johnsbury Center, s.44 a. M, N12.o3
St. johnsbury, 2.5s, LIS, $500 1910.
2.22, 5,55 p. m.
East Barne ell a. M, t12.25. Gil p. m.
Barnet 1873, 911 a. ~. 1880, "a p. m.
McIndoes, 1.39, 924 a. M, 1886, $50
p. m.
Ryegate. o SO a. M, *12.45. 6.34 p, m
Wells River, 1886, 1855, $50, a. M. 100,
2 a. $50 p m.
White River Junct on, arrive, $780, Gas,
II 80 a. M, 2.30, $40 p. M.
Boston arrive. 73o. 500 a. M, 1925,
4.30, 4 As, 7.05, 500 p. m.
Trains NOrfh-bOund leave
Poston, 8. 90, 1000 a. M. LOO, 1.1o, 7.3O,
$50 p. m.
White River Junction 1880. 6.19, sos a.
m, 1. 40, +. 40, 9.55 p. m.
Wells River, 1928, 2.35, 9.52 m. 3.22,
3 80, $50 p. m.
Ryegate, 1902 a. M, $40, *6.5s p. m.
McIndoes, 2 81, 1912 a. M. $50. 7O6
p. m.
Barnet, 2.56, 1919 a. m, 3.57, 7.12 p. m.
East Barnet, 1925 a. M, 4u4, .7.17 p IN.
Passun psic, 1925 a. m, 10 F7.26 p. III
St Johnsbury. sos, 3.1S, .0.4o a. M, 400,
4.27, 7.35 p. m.
St. Johnsbu Center, 10 so a. M, 4,33,
*7.41 p m.
LYNDON ii .o3 a. M, AT, 1852 p m.
Lynd 1nville $50. $40, HIP a. m, 42O,
4 SIS, 1855 p. m.
West Burke, 3.57. 11.30 a M, 1888, SIP
Sutton, II 81 a. m. $50 D. NJ.
South Barton, II SO a. m, 5.37 p. M
Barton AIS, A. 80 a. M, 1908, 500, 54S
p. m
Barton Landing, 4.43 a. M, 1915, 1910,
col p. m.
Coventry, 1924 a M, 6 1op M.
N wport. lao, $50 a. m II 80, $40,
$40, l 90 p. M.
Sherbrooke, arrive, 7.15 a. M, 500, 3.15
p m.
*Flag station.
stops for passengers to or from connect.
ing Dads or divisions.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
Danger Signal

Everyone knows that cough is the
danger signal of consumption, and yet
some will go carelessly on in the danger
Gus way, although the signal bell is con-
tinualy sounding the alarm.
Downs Elixir is the safe and only ref
uge when cough has become at all
severe. Downs Elixir will cure any
cough, cold or throat trouble, and even
consumption has many times been cured
>by its timely use. Do not neglect
cough, and especially at this season Of
the year. Get Downs Elixir at any
drug store.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
Made Matters Worse.

II am the unluckiest man alivew
"What's the matter?
"Why, heard that she was engaged,
so went round and proposed to her SO
that she wouldn't think l had been tri-
fling with her.
"And wasn't she engaged?"
eyes, but she broke it off,. She said
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
my love was more sincere than the
other fellows"
Improbable Bother,

"Dear me-" sighed Mrs. Oldcastle.
Il don't know what we are to do with
the hoi polloi."
Josiah" replied her hostess. want
ed to have ours put in a box and set in
the library window, but just told him
we'd have new ones set out next spring
If the frost killed them off."-Chicago
Record Herald.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
The Best Endorsement.

Baxter's Mandrake Bitters is sold and
guaranteed to cure the diseases for which
it is designed, by every druggist in the
United States, or money refunded.
What better Endorsement can be given
a medicine. 1t cures constipation, sick
headache, biliousness, dizziness, jaundice,
expels all poison from the blood, and
makes you well and strong. lnliuid Org
ablets, % cents. Try it.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
MONTPELIER AND
WELLS RIVER R. R
IN EFFECT JUNE %, 1908.
GOING WEST.

IN EFFECT JUNE %, 1908.
GOING WEST.
Trains leave Wells River daily except Sum
day at +5.45, 1890 a. m to 45, 1886 p. M:
TO, South Ryegate, Groton, Marshhelo,
p1ainfield Montpelier and Barre.
Arrive Montpelier, $1,000, 11.50 a. M.
"A , 8 06 p. m.
Arrive Barre, 1905, a. M, 1910, noon
5.25 p. m.
Leave Barre at 100 a. M. I2.45. 3.15
n. M. Leave Montpelier at 500 q. M, lilo,
$40 D. m. ArriveWells River at 9.25 a. m.
2.2S, 623 p. m.
*Mixed
Este ps only for passengers to and from
connecting roads.
W. A. STOWELL, Gen. Mgr
FW. STANYAN, Superintendent.
F.W. MORSE, Gen. Pass. Agt.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
Not Necessarily Fatal.

"Almost from his boyhood," said Mr.
Upmore, who seldom boasts, 'our
Johnny has been ambidextrous."
my boy used to be troubled good
deal that way when he was little" re-
marked Mr. Gaswell 1--WE always
gave him castor oil for t."-Exchange.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30
81. ]. & |. G. Railroad
WINTER ARRANGEMENT
In effect Oct. 10, 1908.
L., honnd TaQUa


Trains East-bOund leave
Swanton, O5 a IN 400 p. m.
Fast Sw nton, 8. ! o a. M, 4 90 m.
Cambridge Jut c., $50 a. M, 6.22 p. IN.
HYDE Park, 956 m. 6.52 p. u.
Morrisvill,. 10 O3 a. M. 7,15 p. m.
Harowick. 10 80 a. m 40 p m.
Greensboro. 1855 a. M, sos p. m.
Danville, II 35 a. M, 45 p. m.
st. Johusbury arrive, i 90 M, $40 p. m.
leave, $50 and a. 40 p. m.
North Concord. 800 p. m, 5.32 p. m.
Luxembourg. arrive, 1926 p. M, CID p m.
Trains West-bOund leave
Lunenburg, z. 90 a m 1 30p. m.
North Concord 7.39 a. mr. 1.54 p. m.
St. Johnsbury, arrive, $50 a. M, 2 20 p m,
=" leave. 700 a. M, 4.os p m. !.
Danville. 100 a. M, 4.I0 p. m
Greensboro, 0S a. M, 20 p. M
Hardwick, 25 a. m 5.37 p. m.
Morrisvi1le, So a. M, COZ p. m.
HYDE Park 9.04 a. M, 20 p. m.
Cambria e June. $50 a. M g 90 p. M
East Swami n, 1927 a. M. 8 10 p m.
Swanton, arrive, LAP a. m. s.1o m.
Fl. E. FOLSOM, supt.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30

Housekeeper-Half the things you
wash are torn to pieces.
Washerwoman-Yes, mum, but when
a thing is torn in two or more pieces,
mum. | only charge for them as one
piece, mum.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30

Spartacus-What would you advise
as the most effective disguise that |
might assume for the masked ball to-
night?
Smarticus-You might put on an in
felligent look.-Baltimore American.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-12-30

WhuTEn AGENTS, local and travelling
WYNN 80 at once, to sell Ornamental
Shrubs, Roses, Trees and Fruits. Experience
unnecessary. Salary and expenses paid
weekly. Permanent position. Must furnish
references as to good character.
CHARLES H. CHASE Rochester, N. Y.