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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Bess-What makes you SO subdued
and queer?
Toni guess you'd be subdued, too,
IL you had a mother and father, four
sisters, two grandmothers and two
grandfathers 10 boss you
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

She-What is your idea of Utopia?
He-It is probably place where all
the inhabitants are engaged but never
marry.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

In 1885, none; in 1898, 100000 boxes that's
Casearets Candy Cathartic's jump into popu-
larity. The people have east their verdict.
Druggists, Toe, 25c, Soc
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
LET US ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA.
RlOuS HUMORlSTS

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World over-Sayings that Are Cheer
full to Old or Young selec-
tious that You Will Enjoy.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

4 great growth for San Francisco is in
evitable people find here what they like.
Among other things Old Gilt Edge
Whisky The sole proprietors are Wich-
man, Lutgen d Co., 800 Clay street.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Mrs. Staryem-There doesn't seem
to be any pleasing you, Mr.. Sharpe.
You say you don't like steak for sup
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Five Million Boxes a Year.

Always love blindly. If you see toe
much you may not love so much.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

CITC permanently cured. No Its or nervous
I'll } ness after first days use OF DR.. Kline's
lreat Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE 82 90
rial bottle and treatise. DR.. K. H. Kline, Ltd,
81 Arch Street, Philadelphia. Pa.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken
of as n cough Cure.-J. w. 0'BRIEN, 322
Third Ave, n, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan.
6, 1900.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Little Efie-Do you love me very
much, mamma?
Mamma "a widow)-Yes, my dar-
ling.
Effie-Then why don't you marry the
man at the candy store?
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Harmony is one of the things the
matrimonial trust fails to monopollze.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Peculiar
To Itself

In what it is and what it does-con-
tanning the best blood-purifying,
Alternative and tonic substances and
effecting the most radical and per-
manent cures of all humors and all
eruptions, relieving weak, tired,
languid feelings, and building up
the whole SYSTEMS true only of
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
They Surely Will.

Young Microbe-And SO we are para
sites, and are killing the man We are
tn?
Old Microbe-That's the ease, exact
ly.
And you say he has summoned the
doctorsY
Yes"
what will the doctors do?"
Cant tell yet, but | am sure of one
thing; they will call us hard names"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Tomdix-Have you learned to make
the repairs on your automobile?
Bojax-No; and I'm afraid | never
shall
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
STATE OF ONO, CRY OF TOLEDO, 81,

Even a crown of laurels may prove
a crown of thorns.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

FRANK j. CHENEY makes on tn that he is SEN
ior partner of the firm of p. J. CHENEY d Co,
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of CATARRH that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and sui scribed in my
presence, this 9th day Of December, A. D., 1855.
A. W. GLEASON,
SEAL Notary Public.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham if there is anything
about your case which you 40
not understand. She will treat
you with kindness and her add
vice is free. No woman ever re-
GREETED writing her and she has
helped thousands. Address is
Lynn, Mass.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
In the Ri1ht Place.

Askitt-By the way, what became of
young Chilllngton who graduated with
our class in '9s? Cold, calculating sort
of fellow. you remember?
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Knowtt-Yes, l remember; and he's
the same cold calculating chap now
that he was then. He's got a job as
bill clerk with an ice company
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

\ task that is cheerfully done is
half done.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Hoods JdrsdD0riU0

No other medicine acts like it;
no other medicine has done SO
much real, substantial good, no
other medicine has restored health
and strength at so little cost.
81 was troubled with scrofula and came
near losing my eyesight. For four months |
could not see to do anything. After taking
two bottles of Hoods Sarsaparlla could see
to walk. and when ! had taken eight bottles |
could see as well as ever SUSIE A. HAIRS.
ton. Withers, N. c.
Hoods Sarsaparllla promises to
cure and keeps the promise.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
y Mrs. Emmons, saved from .
an operation for Ovaritis, tells
how she was cured by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.

am so pleased with the results /
obtained from Lydia Il. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound that | feel it
a duty and a privilege to write you
about it.
g suffered for over five years with
ovarian troubles, causing an I'M
pleasant discharge, great weakness,
and at times faintness would come
over me which no amount of medicine,
diet, or exercise seemed to correct.
Your Vegetable Compound found the
weak spot, however, within a few
weeks and saved me from an
operation - all my troubles had dis
appeared, and l found myself once
more healthy and we'll Words fail to
describe the real, true grateful feeling
that is in my heart, and want to tell
every sick and suffering sister. Don't
daily with medicines you know moth
ing about. but take Lydia Il. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and
take my word for it. you will be a
different woman in short time. -
Mrs. LAURA EMMoNs, Walkerville, Ont.
5000 forfeit If original of aboUe letter proving
0enuiUeUesS cannot be nTOduced
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
TO CURE A COUGH IN ONE DAY
Use Adams Irish Moss Couoh Balsam

Prescribed by the best physicians for Coughs
Colds Hoarseness, Bronchitis and all throat
and lung troubles. 25c, 5Je. At all druggists
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send for testimonials, free.
i. J. CHENEY d CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 75e.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

MT. Snafpt-NU, ma HII you STE, 7
have TO use my arms so much at my
work during the day that they're very
tired when | get home at night.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Young man. interrupted the stern
parent, Il fully agree with you ON that
point and there is nothing further TO be
said on the subject. Good evening,
In
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

When we part with hope and cour
age despair tolls the requiem.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

The man who is seemingly failure
is often an epitome of courage.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Tomdlx-Why not ?

BojaX-I haven't bit of mechanical
genius. Honestly. | don't believe I
could invent washing machine.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

A home without love is like a vault
where soulless bodies lie.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

you do?
She-I never meet a contingency till
II happens.
He-But If it should happen?
She'd meet 1t face To face.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Sir" began the young man, 81 came
to ask your daughters hand in mar
rlage. | feel that | am not worthy
of her huff"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

The Connt-So you really believe that
Lord Poorman's marriage with the
American heiress was the result of a
love match.
The Duke-O course 1t was. At first
he insisted on half million, but final,
ly agreed to accept four hundred and
ninety-five thousand.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
.SPROAT'S MARKET

We retail Groceries at wholesale prices.
Ii you are tired of paying two prices for
your supplies send us list OF your needs
and let us submit you prices. We are
leaders in all good things to eat and
drink.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Mem. for Good Hath.

A tooth brush is sign of culture.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

For Papa, Mamma and the Baby Cart
wright's Little Giants. Negeta BILE laxative.
An indispensable remedy to ali families. Posi-
tive relief for headache, dizziness and that
tired wornout feeling resulting from torpid
liver and inactive kidneys.
Little pills. Little prices. Big results.
Sent postpaid on receipt of 25c. Paul Chateaut
Chemical Co, 22l Battery ST., San Francisco, Cal
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

And you say he has summoned III,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
British soldiers.

them either with these names or the
letters. Lay the tubes in order on the
table and fasten them together with
two cords (of silk, If possible), in the
following manner:
Tie one end OF each cord together,
put the longest tube between the cords
close TO the knot. and tie the cords to-
gether again on the other side OF the
tube. Then make another knot half
inch further along the cords before
you tie i'm the second tube. The idea Is
to have two knots and n little cord
between each two tubes to keep them
well apart. This is for the middle
cord or cords. For those ut the ends
of the tubes one knot between each
two tubes will suffice. In the same
way fasten two wooden rods, which
are to serve as handles. to the longest
and shortest tubes or better tie the
rods in at once when you put the tubes
together. Now your tubophone is com
plete. For hammer nothing can be
better than a cork stuck on the end OF
knitting needle or light rod. The
instrument may be held with one hand
and played with the other, but IL is
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
A DIsHwAsHING GAME.

On Mondays before ! go 10 school
! wash the dishes. lts mothers rue
so Bridget eau sort the cloes.
To help nle 10 get them quickly done
I've made up game that's lots OF fun,
And here's the way II goes.
The forks are voyages, and their wives
Are the tablespoon and the silver knives;
The teaspoons their babies wee;
Ia n platter, saucer and cups boat
la which from the dishpan port they float
They're shipwrecked when at sea.
The soapsud breakers dash fierce and
high,
But all hands are oaved, and rubbed till
dry
The wrecks are towed in 10 shore.
In closet harbor they safely stay
Til sailing date on another day,
Then bravely embark once more.
And washing the dishes in this way
Is nothing but fun. And ! always say
And mother agrees with me
II works on hand it's a splendid plan
To do 1t the jolliest way you can
just try it yourself and see.
Lillian DyneyOr Rice, IN Good Housekeep'
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
A Doye In Division Lobby.

once saw Mr.. Gladstone fast asleep
in one of the division lobbles, while a
division was actually going on. Ii
showed how utterly tired out he must
have been. for usually when he was
going through n division he rushed
To find table. and started to write
either letter or the dispatch to the
Queen in which he nightly recounted
the events OF the Parliamentary sit
ting. On this occasion there was no
doubt of his being asleep. Members
paused for moment as they passed.
1t was dark hour in the fortunes of
the Liberal leader, for his Government
was breaking up, and he himself was
within few weeks OF his everlasting
farewell to public life. His followers
were touched as they saw in the
strangely pallid face. in the drawn
lines and in the slumber of utter IA
tigue the signs OF coming disaster and
lnal fall-London NJ. A. L.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
German Market Aesthetics.

Americans visiting Mannheim ire
Ouently comment on the attractive
meat shops TO be seen here, writes
United States Consul Harris in a cur
rent report This attractiveness is Sc
cured largely 10y the use OF ornamental
tiles for floors, walls and even ceilings
and counters.
The tiles on the walls are similar to
those used in bathrooms in the United
States They are generally of light
shades, arranged in patterns of artistic
design. The floors are also laid with
tiles of different colors.
In one OF the most attractive of these
stores the walls are OF ivory-coloTed
tiles. with panels of flowers and other
designs. The counter. which runs along
two sides OF the room, is OF the same
ivory.colored material. ornamented In
gold. 1t presents rich, handsome ap'
pearance. Even the bookholders, scales
aud gas fixtures are tiled. The general
effect of the room is suggestive. above
all of cleanliness New York World.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
TTsh Ate Their Young.

A pair OF catfish that were continu'
ously watched I'm Government aqua
rum made n nest by removing the
gravel from a corner. During the hrst
few days after Matching the iry'
banked in the corners Of the tank. were
at Irregular intervals actively stirred
by the barbels Of the parents, usually
the mate. Subsequently the parents
were seen TO suck tho eggs into then
mouths and then eXtrude them with
some force. The predaceous feeding
habits OF the old fish gradually over
came the parental instinct the tend
ency TO suck the fry into their mouths
continued and the inclination TO spit
them out diminished. so that the num-
her cf young dwindled daily and the
zoo that had been left with their pa
rents had completely disappeared in
six weeks. although other food was
literally supplied.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
strange Coincidence, OF a Magazine.

Strange condolences in magazine
making are noted by the editor of
Harper's Magazine. writing in the
study" He cites rs an example the
case OF a story, written Cor Harper's
whose plot turned upon food caused
hy a broken reservoir. The story was
held some years. and when finally II
was published its appearance proved
TO be coincident with an actual flood
caused Ivy n broken reservoir-the
Johnstown disaster. Twenty years
ago. the editor writes. the editorial
staff OF Hsrpers Magazine became nj.
most superstitious by reason Of the
number of deaths OF worldfamous men
which occurred almost simultaneously
with the publication Of their portraits
in the Magazine
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
CImDREN'S DEPARTMENT

the octave OF the note Of the longest
So the next noted. the octave OF ID,
requires a tube eight inches long (halt
the length OF the next 10 the longeso.
The next would be seven and three
sixteenths, the next six and three
fourths, and so on.
To extend the series al the other ehd
we need tubes Of nineteen, twenty-one
and one-half inches, and so on.
Again. a twelve and three-fourths
inch tube inserted between i and g
gives i sharp and ten and one-eighth
inch tube between A and Il gives Il
fat. The addition OF these will en-
able you TO play in two more keys %
ana - and TO play tunes with some
"accidentals Brooklyn Eagle.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
Hope.


wher all our dreams and aims have
come 10 naught
And dark'ning clouds OF fear and doubt
assall:
when all in vain some comfort We have
sought.
And al our friends and cossolations
fan.
when sad-eyed, heavy-Iidded sorrow
waits
Upon our souls. by poignant grief op.
pressed
Deemlng ourselves accursed Of the Fates.
VINO grant US neither happiness nor
rest.
Thou conest. heaven-sent. with beaming
eye.
To raise Us from the depths Of our de-
spair.
Thou bld'st us lift our glances 10 the sky.
When dark ming gloom straightway be-
cometh fair;
The morbid mists which wrapped our
souls around
Are quickly By thy influence dispelled:
Anticipated pleasures then abound
And all our fears and doubts are happy
quelled;
The iowrng clouds their silver Innings
show.
The weary road that once appeared so
long
Each moment shorter to us seems to
grow,
Whilst all our sighs are turned into
song.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
HOW TO MAKE A TUBOPHoNE

vi
The tubophone is n musical instru-
ment very much like an exylophone.
The latter, as you know. consists Of q
number of bars OF wood or metal Of
different sizes, each Of which gives it's
own peculiar note when IL is struck.
The tubophOne Is easier to construct
All you need to make one is number
Of stiff pasteboard tubes such as are
used for mailing some illustrated
periodicals. If you cannot buy the
tubes at the statiOner's it is an easy
matter to make them by bending wet
gluing IL together. You will want at
least eight tubes. The diameter of all
should be the same, and the lengths
should be eighteen, sixteen, fourteen
and three-eighths. thirteen and one
half. twelve. ten and three-fourths,
nine and one-half and nine inches
Having cut the tubes to these lengths
you will find on holding them in turn
lightly by the middle and striking them
with your finger, that the shortest
tube gives a hollow sound which Is
just an octave higher than the sound
given by the longest tube, and that the
others give the intermediate notes OF
the major scale. That is, if you call
the longest tube G Though il may not
be in tune with G on your piano.. the
others will be ID, f. Il, G., A, Il, and c
the octave OF c. Or you may call them
do, re, mi, fa. sol, In, 81 and mark
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
PUZZLE.

the "Metamorphoses, the friend or
Horace and Virgil. and the favorite OF
Augustus. but for some unknown rea-
son fell under the displeasure of the
latter, and was banshed in his fiftieth
year. to end his days among the
swamps Of Scythia, near the Black Sea-
Chicago Record III erald.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24

better to fasten the end rods to the
backs of two chairs. SO that the whole
apparatus is horizontal and you can
play with both hands IL you choose.
The sound made 10y paper tube does
not seem musical. but tune played
rapidly on a number of tubes has
very good effect. The eight tube in-
strument will do for a number Of sim
pie tunes. but you can increase its
range by adding few tubes at each
end. The shogtess OF the eight tubes
is half as long as the longest. and gives
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
Woman's Part.

To sacrifice her dearest wish
OFT for another's need:
To find path through darkest ways
Anothers steps 10 lead:
To crush her sorrows 10 her heart
And smother back her tears
That she might soothe another's pain.
And smile against her fears:
To toll for those she loves the best
With uncompialning heart;
To find no deed OF love too hard
1his Is the womans part.
To ind her need In joys that couo~
When loved ones gain success;
To feed her hungry heart upor
A baby's soft caress;
To find world OF bliss or pain
In trifes such as these
word, a smile. an angry frown.
Gone like passing breeze.
To live for those who need her help.
Who lean on her brave heart.
Her life monument OF love
This is a woman's part.
Selected
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
Lice OF OVID.

Ovid was Roman poet of the Au.
GUSTAV age, of equestrian rank, bred
for the bar. and serving the state in the
department Of law for a time, threw it
up for literature and life OF pleasure.
He was the author, among other
works, Of the "Amores," "Fasti," and
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24

W. S. Musser, Millheim, Pa, saved the
life OF his little girl by giving her One
Minute Cough Cure when she was dying
from Group. 1t is the only harmless
remedy that gives immediate results. 1t
quickly cures coughs, colds, bronchitis,
grippe, asthma and all throat and lung
troubles. T. r. Parker, Olneyville, Gem
terdale Pharmacy, !Centerdale.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24
c.ru.p,.s M.r,,,m. Position.

Germany has built the finest. fastest
vessels ahoat. although she is not geo
graphically a maritime country, and
no other country is so largely depend.
ent on others for tho raw materials
which enter into the making o. shin
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-04-24

ously keeps the knife suspended, but
a glance at Fig. . shows that it is q
very simple matter, after all.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-11-09
FIRE SWEEPS CEMETERY.
Irict OF Woodland Covering -Four Block,
Eurled Over al Chicago.

Chicago. Nov. "a forest nre was the
unusual spectacle enjoyed by hundreds
of Chicagoans last night. Four COM
panies of fremen fought the blaze for
hours. The fire started in the barns OF
the Graceland cemetery.
In a few minutes the hay-sheds were
blazing fiercey. After destroying the
buildings and wagons the fire spread TO
the shrubbery growth and trees which
covered tract OF almost four square
blocks. The loss will exceed $4,000
The tract combines almost Virgin
forest with carefully cultivated shrub
berry. Rabbits. squirrels, gophars and
other small animals abound I'm the in
closure. Scores OF animals were killed
as they ran among the crowd while
others were captured and later turned
loose. Two frame buildings, three green
houses 20 wagons and many tons OF hay
were destroyed whse the large growth
OF shrubbery and trees was almost con-
sumed.