The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-04-03
BOHEMIANS TELL OF LIFE IN HAWAII

The San Francisco Bulletin OF March e. saws
Those jolly Bohemians J. c. Wilson and Billy Barton
back from Honolulu. They home this morning the
Ventura, after month OF fun and rvolity in the home
of the missionary and the hula-hula.
When they left here last month they Conhded to their friends
that they intended ito do the islands horoughto visit the
volcanoes and the sugar plantations and the eper settle
men But-tel 1t in Whper-they never got beyond Homo
lulu.
when arrived the Islands, explained Wilson this
ing, eve direct the Hawaiian Hotel We intended
move after day or two but believe they wouldn't let
Every other there seemed know either Barton
and and all insisted offering entertainment One day
was dinner at the hotel the next at the Pacific Club Between
the two places kept in a whrlwind Of fun Now and
again got inning and before left worked off all the
prize bohemian Jokes some OF them very Old With these old
ones though did not along well as expected They
got there before The fact the Islands too modern Why
Barton coudn even work OFT those razzedazze stunts ots
The boys had heard them beforehand thought they had
got beyond the Bohemian Club.
But got before We gave the bunch
genuine Bohemian dinner The decorations all in red,
and made OF big club affairs could
The only trouble had in getting flowers The best they
have done there do compare with Their
tons not big dimes and their worth the
One basket OF would smother the whole floral
display OF the Islands.
TO the great resources seemed be spiders and
cenpedes The first night we were there we had battle with
spider big my fist Barton found him in his He call
ed me to his aid and after general charge Mr. Spider we
killed him with Shoe few nights had thrilling expe-
nence with centpede was going to sleep my mind full OF
the hulahua when felt crawling and scraping along my
breastbone shouted for Barton There snake doing stunts
my heart and kill him.
Barton shouted back that had en- but when yelled
ond time he the He turned on the lights and pulled
long dragging his weary length toward my chin Barton swept
the reptile the floor and then jumped away, only down
its head.
1--WE bottled that cenpede gin then and there and I've got
him with prove the doubters what escape
had.
Between dinners covered the city OF Honolulu pretty
thoroughly We all the sghthe ahulas and the
looms the churches and principally the hula-hulas We went
the Punch Bowl for felt that Bohemian could
afford miss that and made dozen trips in surf boats.
Surf riding great spot We recommend it all travellers 1t
beats shooting the chute
when left all the good fellows had met down to
the dock off They had brass band, and tell you
they made lively for They simply loaded with e which
is kind OF flower, something to drink.
when the pulled into the really
sorry leave We had good time give up without
regret However, determined satisfy ourselves by
mendng Honolulu to all friends It's just the place to spend
a vacation Just the place for a rolcling good time.
On the voyage San Francisco Wilson and Barton spent
good part of their time entertaining their fellow travellers They
found the passengers Australia modern the people
of Honolulu and succeeded in working off all the chestnus
that much for the EIawaans When the dock
ed Wilson declares Barton doing his razzedazze act for the
fifth time since leaving the Islands