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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-02-18
BRITISH JUDGES.
High Salaries That Go With 4he Przes
OF The English Bar.

high Salaries That Go With 4he PrSzes
Of The English Bar.
The lord high chancellor Of Greet
Britain Is second only imposition to
the archbishop of Canterbury, and
he enjoys an income of &1O,O00
year. The lord chief justice,of' Eng
land has q salary of $4,000 q year.
The master Of the rolls mas q salary
OF 10000 a year, and tho lords of,ap-
peal in ordinary have tho same. The
lords justices of tho court of appeal
and the judges of the high court
earn $4,000 q year each. Tho mas
tiers of tho high court are chosen Ell
Their from barristcrs or from solicit
ors, but all the other oficeholders to
whom We have alluded must have
come from the bar, says the Cornhill
Magazine.
The attorney general makes much
more money than any of these digni-
taries. His salaryis only $4,000, but
he has fees as well, sometimes to q
very large amount. Tho solicitor
general has $4,000 q year besides his
fees. OF course tho double work, le-
gal and parliamentary, which these
officers have to undertake is most
arduous, requiring an iron oonstitu-
ton and a mind hat requires but
little time for rest. The private
practitioners in some few cases make
larger incomes than any of the off,
cial persons at the bar. It Is not in
deed many who make five figures,
but there may be always one or two
leaders who are achieving this. The
leaders who are chiefly before the
public in. ordinary cases do not often
make moro than from 95 900 to s6,-
600 year. Larger fortunes are fire
quently made by men who specialize
in patent cases, who are engaged in
rating appeals and compensation
work or who practice their profee-
sion at the parliamentary bar.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-02-18

100 late. Even as Jasper sprang
TO the boat the water heaved and
tossed, and the rumble of the dread
avalanche deepened to a roar. Half
o dozen cakes of ice swirled by ris-
ing and falling with the waves.
Curt pulled straight down stream,
while his companion crouched in the
stern of the boat, helpless with ter
ror. But the rae could end in only
one way. The line of broken ice
came grinding on like q race horse,
growing with fury.
1t smashed the cabin to frag-
ments and sped after the frail little
craft that wa striving so hard to cs-
cape. Jasper cried out with terror
and held his hands before his face to
shut out the awful sight.
Curt stuck to his oars, but he
knew nevertheless that escape was
out of the question. His brave heart
sickened at the thought of what
would happen when the crashing ice
cakes reached the boat.
Suddenly he saw something that
reused q glimmcr Of hope. Twenty
yards toward the left shore and
slightly in advance Of the avalanche
hoated a huge tree, evidently torn
bodily from the soil. It's broad end,
bristling with snakelike roots, was
turned down stream, and here and
there it thrust out thick limbs that
served to steady it like outriggers on
q boat.
The opportunity was q good one,
for the tree looked sufficiently
strong and massive to hold its own
against the turbulent ice. If the
castaways could reach it, they stood
O fair chance Of escaping death.
Curtis resolve was instantly formed.
He reused Jasper from his stupor of
fear and briefly explained what he
intended to do.
sNow!" cried Curt.
Jasper caught the dangling roots
and pulled himself to a place of
safety. An agile spring landed Curt
beside him, and the next instant the
boat was whirled off into the gloom.
AS the lads crept higher up the
trunk Jasper slipped and was pre-
cipitated into the water. In his
struggles to keep from sinking he
seized one of the roots and chung to
it frantically, calling for help.
At the risk of his life Curt crawled
down and with some difficulty res
cued his companion. They lost no
time in choosing positions among
the heavy limbs and then had barely
settled themselves when down the
i shock came.
The towering masses Of ice surged
around the tree, burying the trunk
from sight at times and rocking it to
and fro like a cradle. The peril was
frightful and imminent for half an
hour. The boys we're beyond the
reach of the ice, however, and hap
PLY the outriggers prevented the
tree from rolling over.
The night wore on, and when it
broke the tree stranded on one of
the piers of the Catawissa bridge.
Willing hands rescued the castaways
with ropes, and when they had re-
covered from their exposure they
were sent home by rail, whittier the
| glad news had already preceded
| them.
It need hardly be said that Curt
was never called q coward again.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-02-18
Times Chances.

A well known artist relates that
on N occasion a man came to o
friend of his and asked him to paint
q portrait of his father, who is dead.
"But, my dear sir" said he art
list, II mover saw your father. Have
you q photograph of himY
mo-" said the man, ri have not,
but you never saw Moses, and yet
you have q picture Of him on your
walls"
The argument was unanswerable,
and the artist accepted the commits
sion. When the picture was finish
ed, the man came to see it and gazed
at it with tears in his eyes and said:
Dear me, is that father2 How
he has changed!"
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WILLING to Divide.

a Hartford lawyer tells Of a eli
ent in one Of the adjoining towns
who had u farm to sell. He had re-
Gently sunk q well on it, and thejob
cost a sum, consequently when he
talked of disposing of his property
the well caused him considerable
anxiety. "How much do you ask for
the farm" the lawyer asked.
"Waal, I'll tell YER" drawled the
farmer, 'Tn sell the place for $500
with the well, and In let it. go for
5000 without the we'll"
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Tho Indians and Hudson.

There is in tho Royal museum at
The Hague, Holland, q curious old
document describing the adventures
of Henry Hudson, a navigator in the
service of the Dutch East India
company He It gas mho discovered
tho river to which he gary+his name.
A passage of:the docnmentlreads as
followee. e"TGo. natives, or Indians,
on bis coming here regarded
the ship with mighty wonder and
looked upon it as sea monster and
declared That such q ship or people
had nsvex been there before"
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Notice to Teachers.

THE regular Examination for Teachers
will be held On Friday, February Goth,
1908. The examination Will begin prom pt-
~ at 8. m. All applicants are urged to
he present at the above mentioned hour.
The work requires considerable time,
and should be carefully done. You can
not rush through and perform the work
in a creditable manner. Those who ar
rive late are frequently unable to finish
the work, and Consequently fail to secure
"A Certificate, or recAive one Of low grade.
let me urge each applicant to
be ON time, and to hand the Examining
Board the best papers possible.
Respectfully,
r. f. NICHOLSON, Co. Supt. Ed.
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a. Tale. OF Two poetona.

Dr.. Nash. who had palhliahe0two
heavy 3olios on tho. antiquities OF
Westminster, was takento task hY,a'
brother antiquary, DE-. BARTON whq
pointed out several errors In the
work and then asked, spray, dnctorj
are you not a justice of.the peaoeP':
81 "m." replied Nash-
-" repliedSBartons Fl advise
I'd your work to tho house
on"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-02-18
TURKEYS are innocent birds. n

= Turkeys are innocent birds; al
most any silly woman can stuff them.
= A small voice in a man often has
the same effect as a hole in q nickel.
= Some boarding house spring
chickens are hens in their second
childhood.
Nature is supposed to be infalli-
BILE, yet it gave the rooster a comb,
but no hair.
= An idle brain is the devils
scheme factory.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-02-18
Dinners. in tho Sixteenth Century.

bInneES 81 tro SlXtoentn Century.
State banquets became very elab-
crate and expensive in the earlier
half of the sixteenth century, which
was the period of pageants and
mumming. Excesses in fcasting in
Edward ILLS reign were 80 great
that the king framed rules forbid
ding any common man to have
dainty dishes or costly drinks OF his
table. He did not, however, prac-
tioe economy in his own household,
for tho marriage feast of his third
son. Lionel, duke of Clarence, was
exceedingly sumptuous- There We're
thirty courses to it, and the frag-
ments eufhced 10 feed a thousand
people.
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Entirely Different.

"Now i'll this literaryl line HOWARD
the rcturns?"
They are all right when you get
them"
"And when do you get thcmr
"You get them when they come"
"ltather Indefinite"
"Of course. That's the difference
between literature end business.
Business is business, but literature
is something entirely different
BrooklynEagle.
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Laying tbs Board.

Laying the board" for en- Aaglo-
Saxon banquet was. something Of a
solemn function. The usual hour
was noon. and after it was over the
tables were removed and the diners
went, as- an old chronicler observes,
'Nto tharcups, to which the English
were Toe. much accustomed" Evil
IDENTIFY the rule that the guests were
not to bring their arms into the
hall, but leave them outside with
the porter, was no unnecessary one.
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Thought IL Was a cornes.

A parish beadle was once much
exercised at the appearance of a
strange old gentleman who when
the sermon was about to begin,took
an a trumpet, in two parts, out
of his pocket and began screwing
them together. The beadle watch
ed him till the process was COM
pleted and then, going stealthily up,
whispered:
Eye mauna play that here. If
We dee, I'll turn ye oot."-London
TtcBita.
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FOR SALE.

NICE Dwelling House and seven.acre
Lot in the Town OF Pendleton.
Also, Fine Plantation, containing go
acres, on West side of Seneca River.
Will sell on very favorable Terms.
Apply to-
QUATTLEBAUM 81 COCHRAN,
Attorneys at Law. Anderson, s. @.
Deo "a, 1902 u
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Notice of Final Settlement.

THE undersigned, Administrator OF
Estate ofMrs. Matte P. Mcclure, decd,
hereby gives notice that he Will on Fri
day, Nth day February. 1908, apply to the
Judge of Probate for Anderson County,
8. c., for a Final Settlement of said Es-
tate, and a discharge from bis Office an
Administrator.
J. f. MCCLURE, Admir-.
Jan II. 1908 80 So
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Notice to Creditors.

ALL persons having demands against
the Estate Of A.. J. Hall, deceased,
are hereby notified to present them,
properly proven, to the undersigned.
within the time prescribed by law, and
those indebted to make payment.
MRS. ETA l.. HOLIDAY, Ex'x.
Feb 4. 1908 SO Sc
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Mill Site Wanted.

Owners Of lasd outside Of city limitg
along either line of railroad are invited to
submit written offers for not less thar 100
acres and to specify concisely the location.
as to proximity to railroad, distance from
city, supply of water, etc.. Stating the
lowest price the property can be bought
for cash. We prefer a larger tract II sui.
tably situated, and 1t il immaterial If the
land belongs to several parties just 80 1t
lies adjacent, in good shape aud is in
Guided in one bid.
r. 8. HILL,
President Gluck Mills.
jan II, 1908 80
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-02-18

No man is Sc wise that he ccn't
learn from fool.
- But few men exhibit their brave.
~ until after the danger.
- II must take a powerful will for
o doctor to keep up his sentiment about
some things.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-02-18

This signature 10 On every bog OF the eenutna
Laxative BfoEao.Q uini1e Tablsss
the remedy that er1res o cosd ca. oz1a day
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01
(From Mondays daily.)

The final papers in the consolidation
of the Peck and Hustace draying in
terests have been recorded. The deeds
show that the stock of both companies
was put in at par value. each company
being capitalized at 100000. The Hus-
tace-Peck Co. was formed and capital
lied at 100000 one share of the new
stock being issued for each share of the
two old companies.
Chris. Holt has been appointed depu-'
ty sheriff at Waianae.
]. NJ. Riggs and c. ]. Mccarthy have
been recommissior1ed as jury commits
sioners for 1904. H
Bernard Kelekolio, better known as
the boy Orator." has been married to
Miss Emma Pahupahu.
There was no change in Charles
Doles condition at a late hour last
night. He was resting easily, but con-
tinued in the state of ub-consciousness
which was reported of him on Sunday
night.
Mrs. Westervelt is rapidly gaining
strength as the result of her recent
operation and Mr.. Westervelt, who was
home when the operation was per-
formed, is almost recovered from the
accident which he received on Maui.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01
l=u
THE SENSIBLE VIEW.

1T is absurd to suppose that the
county law, if it is vulnerable, can be
saved from attack by a political agree
ment," says Tuesdays Advertiser.
which is the only safe and sensible
view to take of the matter. 1t would
simply be blind and stupid folly to put
the county act in operation without
first testing its doubtful validity. 1t
will be hard enough to embark in
county government on Maui with its
present inefficient corps of county Off
GERS, but if the county act is valid
that could be endured. What would
be beyond endurance however would
be to have county government inaugur-
ated, moneys paid out and work done
and then have the Supreme Court de-
clare the whole thing Illegal, thus en-
failing disastrous consequences all
along the line. 1t is cowardly, rather
than conservative, to hesitate to have
the County Act tested by the Supreme
Court, and those who have the good
of the country at heart should unite to
force an immediate decision on this
point.-Maui News.
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NO FEDERAL COUNTY.

The Advertiser regrets the hurried
mission of Mr.. Hatch to Washington.
believing that no embarrassment which
is likely to follow local attacks upon
the County law can equal that of hav-
ing to go to Congress every time we
want to raise a laundryman's license or
regulate the speed of horses. Such
matters should be kept in our own
hands for our own protection. BY hav-
ing the County law enacted into Fed
eral statute, control Of our most init
mate official concerns, absolute juris-
diction over our specialized local needs
and wants, will reside in a national
law-making body, sitting at distance
from us Of 5000 miles and so absorbed
in great questions of State as to have
no time to regulate small affairs Of
counties. Not six months under a
Federal county law would ensue with
out arousing the people to demand of
Congress the restoration Of home rule
"a boon that body might have time
and disposition to give US and might
not.
Furthermore 1t is humiliating to say
to Congress that Oahu county, the
focus of civilization in Hawaii, is not
competent to frame a minor organic
law which will hold water.
The obvious duty Is to ask Mr.. Hatch
to refrain from doing anything until
the Federal proposal has been cam
vassed here and the possibility of hav-
ing test case of all mooted points in
our County law brought before the
Territorial Supreme Court under an
agreement to give 1t first place on the
calendar. Mr.. Hatch himself will see
the improperly of trying to railroad
through a bill, the success OF which
might block the progress of Oahu and
involve its people in vexatious difficult
ties.
At least give the people most con-
cerned chance to talk the proposal
over.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01
tFrom Sundays Daily.)

A. L. C. Atkinson is mum as to his
candidacy for the office OF Secretary
of the Territory.
Carl Wolters goes to Kau next week
to take hold of Hutchinson plantation,
of which he has been appointed man
ager.
George A. Howard, architect, has
sold his house and household effects
and will shortly leave for his old home
in Los Angeles, Cal. He may return
to Honolulu in a year or so.
Superintendent Holloway will choose
the erection of much-needed school,
houses among the earliest objects of
expenditure in his department. Bids
for several of these, as well as for Ho-
nolulu harbor dredging, will be. opened
tomorrow.
Deputy Insurance Commissioner
George Z. Smithies, advised by the
Attorney General, declares he will re-
woke the license of the Fidelity In
surance Co., If he finds it doing or
having done any insurance business
since November 10. the date of his
notice to the company that its state
ment of assets was unsatisfactory.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01
LOCAL BREvlTlES
(From Saturdays Daily.)


The Daughters of the American Rev.
olution will hold a meeting on Monday
afternoon at 3 o'clock at the home Of
Mrs. w. w. Hall on Nuuanu street.
The Federal grand Jury held a ses-
sion yesterday morning and adjourned
till Monday morning. On that day
they will render their final report to
Judge Dole.
The police began a crusade yesterday
against hackmen leaving their horses
unhitched in the streets. Five Jap
anese were arrested for violating the
hack regulations and will be given a
hearing in the Police Court this morn
ing.
When the Jury from Judge Robin
sons court began celebrating on their
verdict elsewhere reported yesterday.
they disturbed the slumbers of Chi
naman overhead in the clock tower.
He descended in the midst of them and
was escorted to the door.
The departure Of F. NJ. Hatch for
Washington is the result of a con-
ference held by Governor Carter with
leading business and party men over
the County Act status. Mr.. Hatch's
errand is to secure the enactment of
the same law by Congress to assure its
legality.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01

What is the use of advertising a
slight extra variation at the tide gauge
as a sign of submarine volcanic dis
turbances near Oahu?" About two
years ago there were successive
months of that sort of thing which led
to all kinds of speculations and did
no harm. OF one thing we are very
sure: If 1t Is cabled out that Oahu
is in danger from volcanic action the
Promotion Committee might as we'll
shut up shop. People abroad do not
know that the last volcanic outburst
here, according TO the testimony of
the rocks, was more than 5000 years
ago and that the traditions of the
Oahu natives coming down from the
year 500 give no record or hint of local
eruptions or other grave physical dis
turbances. II they did know it they
would not permit even our own news
papers to scare them over a few extra
bubbles and a little livelier wash at
the tide gauge.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01

as nothing out tne SOFT tWlgs reihaiii
at that ,iifie as browse. Goats WIN ca.
grass u required 10 40 80 anu VIZ
thrive upon ~ pu' grass ianu
sardeu as peihb 50 inuch H'ore pIoh.
awe ~, nay p,ouu'.,o'i vi &c Pi..'
ior cat'ie anu sheep ma. Tue p' ,, VI
soats upo" ~ 10 NO. W oe
II IL nearly arrays 'he Gas, u,'' |
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l'y' anu "nen eieareo rs mos ne
LOT hhturai grasses vi ior thias
clear TINS iaHo ny oraiiiary H'e'ious
quires an expenditure Vi hiohey va,
ing from 20 10 sio per acre. - So.
can 10 this "orh JUST US 'nvi
ana at 10 other outlay thah tnen
cos, anu 'ii"' Va soou 49, =, =.
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lanu Dut ~ ~ as ohaarl,, os such
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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01

Mr.. Holloway is entitled to a fair
Superintendent of Public Works. The
fact that he is unknown to the general
citizenship does not argue against his
capacity for building roads and bridges,
He may be a discovery. If so he is
the man the Territory wants irrespec-
tive of how long he has been here. Mr..
Holloway has it to his credit that,
though a malihini, he is not car
pet-bagger and has waited for the
office TO seek him.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01

Mr. Bryan's desire to become a
plutocrat has been checked by n Judge
named Cleveland. 1t was a Cleveland
who had much to do with checking his
ambition to be President. Mr.. Bryan
should wear his rabbit-foot whenever
any member of the Cleveland family
crosses his path and he should be care
full never to look at one over his left
shoulder
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01

WHEN SUFFERING from cold
and you fear an attack of pneumonia,
secure bottle OF Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and use 1t judiciously. There
is no danger from this disease when
this remedy is used. 1t always cures
and cures quickly. For sale by all
dealers and druggists. Benson. Smith
& Co., agents for Hawaii
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01

The Albany and New Orleans, TWO
of the crack cruisers of Admiral Evans
fleet, We're built in England. They
were contracted for by one of the South
American republics and when the
Spanish war began the United States
bought and renamed them. The New
Orleans did particularly good service
off the coast OF Cuba.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01

In line with the custom to give de-
feated candidates at the polls the
solace of an appointive office, it is an
nounced that Mayor Low will either be
made Ambassador to France or given
a seat in Rooseveit's next cabinet. The
New York American says that Mr.. Low
would prefer a cabinet position and
that he will go strongly into next sum-
mer's canvass.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01

Another indicted Hawaiian official
turns up in the person OF Hakuole. 1t
is now number 7sO's turn to come to
the from: and take his medicine.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-01

The Examiner discovers that Hawaii
is stirred up 10 ask for Statehood by
Editor Hearst's vote-getting excursion
into the southwest Thus are presiden-
tial booms manufactured. 1t is dollars
TO doughnuts that not fifty men in Ha-
vail ever read the accounts of that ex-
cursion through.