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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
WONDERFULLY DIRTY PEOPLE.
An Eskimo Smells Worse Than Any
thing on Earth.

thlnS on Eartn.
Caroline Lockhart (Suzette), in Lip
pincott's.
1.-THE Eskimos is wonderful dirty
people, they is, sir, wonderful dirty"
said the captain, reflectively. when
l first put into Rama, there on Labra-
dor, some forty year ago, there was
crowd of 'em came out to the schoon-
er in a square-nosed punt, and, pom
my honor, sir, you couldn't tell which
was people and which was dogs.
An Eskimo smells worse than any
thing on earth. When the winds COM
in off shore l can smell an Eskimo
ten mile. Shocking smell is an Eskimo,
sir.
Coin up the Straits of Belle Isle
that v'y'gc l met a trader with forty
Bibles aboard. L bought the whole
bloody lot of 'em, the whole bloody
lot, for thinks I, the next time l go
down the Labrador I'll give EN- to the
savages.' They couldn't read nor talk
English, havin' never seen four white
men afore in their lives, but l says to
myself. egad, sir. Better shoot Bibles
into 'em than cannons.'
Next v'yge 1 took up a lot of
sweeties for the young 'uns. When
they came fiockin' aboard l filled the
young 'uns. When they came
f1ockin aboard l filled the
young 'uns 'ands with sweeties, and,
if you'll believe me, sir, they dropped
em, every bloody sweetie, and run and
dug their 'ands in the 'arf casks of
rottin' cod-livers sittin' around deck.
No accountin' fer tastes says, /, as
/ picked EN- up an ct 'em myself"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
FROM MISSOURI.
But Pure Food Quickly "ShOwed
Him."

HIM."
The popular expression, I'm from
Missouri you've got to show me-
means a lot. Among the Missourians
who have been shown" the value of
Grape Nuts food is man from St.
Louis who says: 1T was during the
summer of 1900 that 1 was taken really
i'll. For some time previous 1 had
had premonitory signs, occasional
headaches. gastric disturbances and a
general feeling of debility. These in
creased until 1 became alarmed and
sought medical advice.
1T seemed to me 1 was treated for
all the ills that flesh is heir to, but
without avail. Finally l was frankly
told ~ my physician that l had bet
ter put my business matters in order
as / could live but a short time. l
had actually resigned myself to die
when a friend who knew what he was
talking about made me change my food
and try Grape-Nuts. 1t was a long
time before / commenced, for ii SEEM
ed impossible that the food would help
me after so many able physicians had
failed to cure me. Well, to make a
long story short, / at last decided to
try Grape Nuts, and the food showed
me what was the matter.
1.-The effect was magical. One by
one the shackles of disease fell from
me. My brain became clear, headaches
disappeared and it seemed 1 could feel
the Improvement daily. I experienced
the delicious glow of strong. rich re-
vivifying blood flowing through my
veins. / arose in the morning with
old-time vigor, and life seemed worth
the living.
/ gained twenty pounds, and / have
been gaining steadily ever since" Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Greek,
Mich.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07

From the Philadelphia Recor,

From the Philadelphia Record.
A wholesale oyster dealer was sizing
up a new invoice yesterday. There
are some old fellows in that lot" he
said, as he showed to one side some
abnormally large ones. He picked out
one and measured it. The shell was
eight inches long. 1.-THE age of an
oyster has absolutely no effect upon
it's quality" he said. 1T does not
get tough with age, like the higher or
der of animals. How long does an
oyster live? Well, l couldn't say, ex-
actly. 1 have known Maurice river
oystermen to claim that an oyster
undisturbed in a neglected cove would
live for twenty-five years before it
finally died of old age. And an oyster
of the Maurice river type keeps on
growing all the time. 1 have seen
some myself that measured nearly q
foot in length
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
No More of Carrying of Lanterns.
From the Charlotte Observer.

FROM the CnarlOIte observer.
II notice." said the observant resi-
dent who travels, that night Lam
terms have about gone out of use in
the towns in the Piedmont section.s
They are not needed so much now
because most of the places have an
electric lighting system. But ten. or
twelve years ago every household in
Western North Carolina had a Ian
tern, and a crowd that came from
church on any dark Sunday night
looked like a lot of big firefiies fitting
close to the earth. A small hilly town
can get darker than any place on
earth, and a hamlet in the early days
of the world never looked more DESC
late than Morganton, Newton, Hick-
DRY, Lenoir, and Marion used to look
in lonesome, lantern days. 1t was the
late Dave Vance, by the way, whom
some one accosted by saying, I met
you in Lenoir one night
There is no Lenoir after dark"
gloomily replied Mr.. Vance,"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
LORENZ is COMING BACK.

Vienna, April 6.-The report that
Prof. Lorenz had received an invita-
ton from j. ogden Armour to go to
Chicago and visit his child, Lolita,
who has not completely recovered
from the operation performed upon
her by the professor last October, is
confirmed. Prof. Lorenz, who is at
tending the medical congress at Mad
rid, will probably leave Vienna for the
United States direct, next week.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
THE VOICE FROM THE RIVER.
How an Echo RebOunded Along the
Walls OF Il Colorado Canon.

How an Echo RebOunded Along the
Walls OF II Colorado Canon.
Leslie w. Quirk in Lippincott's.
This talk about perpetual motion"
said the colonel as he seated himself
in the Office of the hotel with an air
of proprietorship-"thi talk about
perpetual motion always reminds me
of little curiosity along similar lines
out in the canon of the Colorado riV-
er. Want to hear about it?
THE river out there, you under
stand. slides along between two walls
of solid rock. Well, one day an East
ern chap allowed his boat to drift over
a sharp point and he was dumped in
to the river. The water caught him
up and carried him into the heart of
the rocks. Well, gentlemen, that
poor chap called and called for help
as he swept down the river. He
might have known that only the rocks
could hear him, and that no human
being could aid him. Just the same,
he called for help again and again.
Now, in one part of the canon both
sides of the river are solid rock, sort
of scooped out, and coming together,
almost. at the top and bottom. Con-
cave? Yes. thank you, that's the word
l was trying to recall. Well gentle
men, that poor Eastern chap came to
this place. He was still calling out
in a scared voice, Help! help!' Nat
urally the rock on one side caught up
the sound and sent it back as an
echoe, strong and clear. This echo
rebOunded from the opposite side and
came back to the starting point just
as loud, as. as when it first-first-
well, echoed.
And, gentlemen, you can believe
me or not, but it's a gospel fact that
the echo has been rebounding from
wall to wall, like a ping-pong ball, for
nearly ten years now; just as loud,
just as natural, as when it began. Yes,
sir, and What! not going, gentle
men, are your"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
(New Style.l

1t is estimated by Sir Robert Giffen
that the number of women who are to
be deprived of the chance of marrying
Herr Kubelik is 81, 1891, 472.
Gospodin Bolossy Bovrilsky, the great
Cossack controbassist, has taken to
golf. With handicap of fifty-six, he
was actually thirteen down on Bogey
at the last monthly competition at
Lompalanka.
Mile. Daniela Deronda, the Syrian
contralto. has been decorated by the
Sultan with the Order of the Jerusalem
Artichoke. A portrait of the gifted art
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
OBITUARY..
Ed. Jacobs.

Mr.. Ed Jacobs, formerly of Beau
fort, but for the last three years en-
ployed at Leopold Adler's, died yes
terday morning, at his residence, 21S
Jones street, east, from Bright's dis
ease. He was 20 years old. He leaves
a father, mother, four brothers and
four sisters. The funeral took place
yesterday afternoon at o'clock, and
was attended by large number of
friends,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
Mrs. j. F. Lyon, Chicago.

Augusta, April 6.-Col. D. B. Dyer,
president of the Augusta Gaslight
Company, has received news of the
death of his sister, Mrs j. F. Lyon, in
Chicago, to-day. She had been in bad
health for two years, but her death
was FASTENED by the death of her hus-
band a few months ago. She leaves
two daughters. 10 and II years old, re-
spectively who will in future live with
Col. Dyer.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07

Washington, April 6.-The United
States Supreme Court to-day over
ruled the demurrer of the state of
Mississippi in the case of Louisiana
VS.. the state of Mississippi, and is
sued rule giving Mississippi leave to
answer before the beginning of the
next term of the court in October
next
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07

ing them on a horn of the moon as 1
passed on my way to keep a tryst with
Venus, and then
Then l awake sufficiently to see that
the lamp has burned low and to smell
that it is out of oil. l usually retain
consciousness long enough to put out
the light and to reflect that reading in
bed is an eXhilarating and at the same
time a sOpOrific practice, furnishing
both excellent exercise to the muscles
and soothing employment to brain.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07

Not long ago a newspaper man
called on Secretary Hay to question
him regarding a diplomatic incident OF
rather a delicate international charac-
ter. The newspaper man was afraid he
might make some injudicious inquiry
and said: mfr. Secretary, l am afraid
my questions are not quite proper
from a diplomatic standpoint" my
dear SIR" answered Secretary Hay, II
don't think any question you may ask
will be improper. The improperly de-
ponds on whether or not answer it,"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07

times. even. the cars stop too quick
ly for comfort, and sit looks" as a
critic says in an electrical journal, "as
If any material increase in brake eff
ficiency would have to be followed by
putting the passengers into padded
compartments" Hand brakes are
found to be quite ineffective, and
most of the brakes on trolley cars are
hardly powerful enough to ensure per-
feet safety
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
I5O.OOO Acres Sold.

Huntington, w. Va, April Cone
hundred and fifty thousand acres of
valuable timber and coal lands in Poca-
hontas and Greenbrier counties have
been sold to a syndicate of state cap
italists. The consideration has not yet
been made public. Three million dol
lars will be spent in developing the
prODertY
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
on A SPEAKING TOUR.
William J. Bryan Will Visit East
crn states.

New York, April civilian J..
Bryan has notified his New York
friends that he will be in the East in
May, and that he will deliver a series
of addresses on political subjects in
the state of New York, Connecticut,
Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New
Jersey and Maryland, says the Brook
lyn Eagle. The first of these adj
dresses will probably be delivered at
the Academy of Music in Brooklyn.
1t now seems likely that his Brook
lyn speech will be the only one Col.
Bryan will deliver in the state of
New York, as his time will be limited,
and he has many more invitations to
speak than he can possibly accept.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
WINS u Time Bout.

Cincinnati, April BILLY Maharg of
this city and Kid Broad of Cleveland
fought six tame rounds at the Wash
ington Sporting Club tonight. Meth
er man appeared to be in form, and the
bout was a series of clinches.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
Won't Cali out Reserves.

Belgrade, Servia, April 6.-The cabi-
net has decided to refrain from call
ing out the reserves until the neces-
sity for Strengthening the frontier
guards becomes more apparent.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
IsIa De Luzon Goes out.

Washington April 6.-The captured
Spanish gunboat Isla de Luzon, which
recently completed the long trip from
the Philippines, has been put out OF
commission at the navy yard at PEN
sacola Fla.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07

Louisville, KY, April 6.-The South
ern Athletic Club tonight announced
o. mat it had matched Benny Yanger and
hid Broad for a twenty-round fight
mere the night of May 2.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07

Sheldon Stringer, BrOOksviIIe, Fla.
Brooksville, Fla, April 6.-Dr. Shell
don Stringer, one of the most widely
known physicians in Florida, died this
morning at his home at his residence
in this place.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07
Standard Oil DOxoIogy.

From the New York Press
Here is the Standard Oil Doxology,
as sung by William H. Crane:
Praise John, from whom oil blessings
flow.
Praise him oil creatures here below,
Praise him above. We heavenly host,
Praise William, too, but John the most.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-07

Her Fathers Daughter.-The Rec
tor: What did you do when he kissed
you?
II turned the other cheek, papa
Life.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-02-13
M0NTCALMS SENATOR
REPORTED IN TROUBLE.
He Took Pretty >tenographer on Junket.
ing Trip and Wives of His Colleagues
are Indignant.

Just now Michigan's legislators are
very much worked mp over the fact that
Senator Chas. II. LaFlamboy, Of Nc
Brides, was accompanied on his junket.
ing trip to the upper peninsula by Miss
Henderson, a young and pretty woman
who was appointed stenograpber of the
senate by the gallant senator from Mont
calm, although tits said her accomplish.
ments in that line of work do not entitle
her to the position
Whatever the facts in the case may
be, or the motive MIR. LaFlamboy had
in taking the young lady in question
with him on the trip, his reputation in
this part of the state has always been
of the cleanest nature. and il seems inn
possible that he would pass the bounds
of propriety. In business way, he is
connected with the Union Telephone
company Of this place and the st. Louis
Chemical company of st. Louis, and his
associates speak in the highest terms of
his character.
Mr.. LaFlamboy states in his defense
that he has not lived with his wife for
some time and that he considered him.
self free agent in the matter, and as to
inviting Miss Henderson to go on the
trip. he did as he would have done had
she been his sister or any other female
relative.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-02-13

We would appreciate IL IL all who owe
rs would call at once and settle their
accounts.
124S.tf III. J. VERMEuI.KN.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-02-13
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank the many friends who kind.
~ assisted Us IN our recent sad bereavement
Mr.. AND MRS, J. 4. BOOTH AND FAMILY
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-20
Y G. IRWIN ( CO.. LTD.

WIN. @. Irwin. President and Manager
CaA1s Spreckels.. First Vice-President
w M. Glffard Second Vice-President
a NJ. Whitney, Jr.Sec'y and Treasurer
HNo. !. Ross Auditor
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N0ticetO BOndhOlders
PIONEER MILL co., LTD.

Notice Is hereby given that pursuant
to the terms Of that certain Deed Of
Trust, dated July l. 1900, made by the
Pioneer Mill Company Limited, to The
Bank of Hawaii, Limited, the said Pio-
neer Mill Company, Limited will pay
the whole Of the issue OF bonds secured
by said Deed of Trust, to wit:
Bonds numbered ] to 500 inclusive, on
the first day of July, 1903, at the office
of the said Pioneer Mill Company. Linn
ted in the Hackfeld Building on the
corner of Queen and Fort streets in
Honolulu, Territory of Hawaii, together
with interest that may be due thereon
to said first day of July 1903.
All of said bonds, to wit: Bonds num-
bered 1 to 500 inclusive shall cease to
bear interest on the first day OF July,
1908
All of said bonds which shall not
have been presented for payment on
the said first day of July, 1903, at the
place above mentioned should be pre-
scented a The Bank of Hawaii, Limited,
where the same will be paid with such
interest as may be due thereon to the
first day of July 1903 and no longer.
Honolulu, May H. 1908.
PIONEER MILL COMPANY, LTD,
BY H. A. ISENBERG,
It's President
BY W. PFOTENHAUER,
It's Treasurer and acting Secretary.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-20

PRESIDENT GOING NORTH.
Associated Press. Morning Service.
SACRAMENTO, May 19,-The Presi-
dent has left for the north and will Wis
it oregon next.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-20
ruLLocH,s ACCUSATIONS.

Associated Press, Morning Service.
WASHINGTON, May 19.-Oficials
characterize Tullochs statement that
crime is being hushed up and GRIM
inals shielded in the Postoffice Depart
ment as malicious. Mr.. Tulloch reiter-
ates them.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-20

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Q q. . . .s
The Secretary of the House states
that he asked for bids for publishing
the journal For some reason unknown
to your committee the Bulletin Pub
fishing Co. was the only publishing
house that put in a bid which was at
$2.1O a page. The Senate has received
several bids for publishing their jour
nal in book form, one of which from
Robert Grieve is $1.3S a page, with an
agreement to give bonds that the work
will be done according to specifications.
In regard to placing the length of
the session at fifty six days, we would
say that the last special session for
passing appropriation bills was fifty
six days. This gives, in our opinion,
ample time for the work of this ses
sion.
The expenses of the regular and spe-
cial sessions of the Legislature last
period amounted to S9i.654.94. Previous
to that date the most expensive Legis-
lature on record was about $4,000.
The expenses of this Legislature will
probably be as follows:
Senate Expenses of the
regular SESSION anu TWO special Se9-
sions, one of which was held last
November to consider the Governors
appointments, total S5O,OOO.
House EXpenses-The expenses of the
House according to the present out
look will individually be, for the reg
ular and this special session, about $51,-
900.
Your Committee recommends that
the appropriation in this bill be amend
ed to read $4,000. This is in our opin-
ion, much too large an appropriation
for the expenses of the House, and it is
with reluctance that we recommend
this amount.
Respectfully submitted,
Signed II. P. Baldwin,
j. d. PARIS,
5. f. KAlUE.
Senator Baldwin said that the session
of 90 days seemed to him longer than
was needed, but 1t was the time taken
by the last legislature. He regretted to
report IN favor of the printing contract
lat $1,000, but said that the Senate
couldn change House contract.
Senator Dickey opposed the report. He
didn't believe in allowing money for
} the House to pay $40 page for work
done by the Senate at $1.3S
McCandless also opposed the report.
He argued that the Senate had right
to consider House expenses. Il don't
! see how we can approve contract for
work at 81 10 a page when we can get
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-20
VILLA NOVA SALOON,
Queen Street, Opposite South.

All kinds of Beers and Soft Drinks
served with a free hot lunch from l p.
IN. to 9 p. m.
Rainier and Primo Beers on tap.
FIGUEREDO & LUZ, Proprietors,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-20
CORPORATION NOTICES
Election of Officers.

At the adjourned annual meeting OF
the Hawaiian Star Newspaper Associa-
ton, Ltd, held in Honolulu on the 7th
day of May, 1908, the following officers
were elected for the ensuing year.
IIeSluelll .'.'.s '.'' w t <Allclls
Vice President. Chas. H. Atherton
Treasurer. Frank L. Hogs
Auditor ...........C has. H. Atherton
Secretary Emil A. Berndt
EMIL A. BERNDT,
Secretary.
Honolulu, May s, 1903
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Notice to BOndhOlderS
EVA PLANTATION co.

In accordance with the terms under
which it's bonds were issued the Eva
Plantation Company will pay, with ac-
crued interest on July LIST, 1903, One
Hundred Thousand Dollars C$100, 0O0.0O
of it's bonds. The numbers of such
bonds 20 be paid were determined by
lot and drawn in the office of the Trea-
surer on the 18th day of May 1903. The
numbers of the bonds so drawn and to
no pui1 fp11OwS.
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AGENTS FOR THE.

AGENTS FOR THE.
ScOcttsb Union National Insuran,
Company OF Edinburgh.
wDbelma of Magdeburg General In
sEr2nce Company.
~AGaool6ted Assurance Co., Ltd, Of
Munich and Berlin.
alliance Marine and General Assur.
ance Co., Ltd, of London
E0ysl Insurance Company of Liver
pool.
alliance Assurance Company of Lon
don.
saSchester German Insurance Company.
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SUGAR FACTORS, COMMISSION AGENTS

AGENTS OF THE
oceanic Steamship Company OF San
San Francisco, Cal.
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HOUSE STEAL
IN THE SENATE
BILL FOR EXPENSES OF THE
SESSION SLIGHTLY CUT IN THE
UPPER HOUSE.

The House bin for the expenses of
the session passed second reading in
the Senate yesterday afternoon at SIS
O2i on report of the special committee
to which the bill was referred some
time ago. The report was as follows:
Honolulu, 7. H., May 10, 1908,
Honorable G. l.. Crabbe, President of
the Senate.
Sir:-Your Committee on Ways and
Means. to whom was referred House
Bill No. l, appropriating 100000 for the
expenses of the House for this special
session, beg leave to report that we
have had the same under careful con-
sideration.
We find on investigation, that the
probable expenses of the House for a
ffty-six day session, will be as follows
| Salaries of the Representatives. s 5000
Expenses of the House at $54 per
| day ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 3,O2l
Printing the Journal of the regu-
lar and special sessions in book
form, POO copies in English and
300 in Hawaiian, including
translation MISREPRESENTATION. 900
Incdentals Observation-Disclosures. 1 SOC
| IOIal ..'''''''' ''''.'.' '''''' '''''' Slc'V-f
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There are many substitutes and imi-
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