davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
Emperor William and the Baton.

Just as surely as Emperor William
lived in any other country but his own,
which leads the world of its day In re-
spect for the dignity of kinghood. ne
would hear when Willie Led the
Band" resounding as popular song
throughout the length and breadth OF
his dominions. An evening or so ago,
His Majesty distinguished himself by
taking the baton and directing the
band of a cuirassler regiment In its
playing of an old cavalry march, which
is favorite of his, and which had been
rearranged by Major General Won
Moltke. Well, say, the vaudeville
stage wouldn't ask anything better
than to bring out burlesque of such
an august performance! Yet 1t was
intensely typical of the soldierly and
musical German nation-the war lord
of the empire conducting the intePre'
tation of a composition arranged by
the greatest living general.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

Here are some questions about
things you've seen every day and all
your life. II you are wonder you
may possibly answer one or two of the
quesrles otf.hand. Otherwise not:
What are the exact words on a .
cent stamp. and in which direction Is
the face on II turned?
In what direction is the face turned
on cent? on quarter? on dime?
How many toes has a cat on each
fore foot? On each hind foot?
Which way does the crescent moon
turn? To the right or left?
What color are your employers
eyes? The eyes of the man at the next
desk?
Write down, off hand, the figures n
the face Of your watch. The odds axe
that you will make at least two mis-
takes in doing this.
Your watch has some words written
or printed on its face. You have seen
these words a thousand times. Write
them out correctly. Few can do this,
Also, what Is the number in the case
Of your watch?
How high lin inches) is a silk hat?
How many teeth have you?
What are the words on police
mans shield?
How many buttons has the vest or
shirtwaist you are wearing?
How many stairs are there in the
first flight at your house?
How many steps lead from the
street to the front door of your house
or fat?
What is the name, signed in fac
smile, on any 81. 81, So or $40 bill
you ever saw? You've read dozens Of
those names. Can you remember one
Washington Times.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
May Be an Embarrassing Gift.

With the best intentions in the
world II may be that the Rev. DR..
Neal Baptist clergyman near Miller.
ton, N. ", has got himself into peck
of trouble by his prophetic dreaming.
Not very long ago "in the dead of the
night a sweet vision he saw" to the
effect that there was oil on the farm
OF one Ambrose Culver, and, sure
enough, the next day the dlggers Of
a well on that farm struck "gusher"
of the richest description. And now,
likely as not, every farmer in the coun'
ty will be after the clergyman to do
another stunt of dreaming-using him
as sort of somnolent diyining rod, SO
to speak.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
Il HUMOR IN REAL LIFE X

The gray mare is the better horse, and
the husband is the under dog" This
assertion seems TO indicate that the
Blue Grass State is even more of q
paradise for women than ever. But
what becomes of the Kentucky colonel
once the proudest figure on the worlds
stage, Boosting Of the beauty of Ken.
lucky women, the speed of Kentucky
horses, the virtues of Kentucky whis.
ky, with the colonel himself lord Of
creation over these good things?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
REFLECTIONS

1@@@%s9@ @%:1@@@
Success amounts to so little--if we
are successful.
Is there such an afflictlon as paraly.
sis of the viii?
Dress Is the armor of the day-and
ridicule the weapon.
Love is that variety of affection
which endures-for awhile.
The rogue triumphs when he gets
the laugh on" the honest man.
Charity may begin at home. but Is
generally least appreciated there.
A memorandum Is all rlght-if one
doesn't forget and leave it at home.
Insinuation is the most complete
and perfect flower of the devils grow.
ing.
Many women look long for some.
thing that they can't find. Guess what.
The tyranny of the Car is nothing
to the tyranny of the people over
each other.
There are two bar associations" in
this country of equally dangerous pow.
er.
have recently come to the conclu.
sion that good intention is merely
a good intention.
Too much knowledge has been
known to crowd out happiness, reli.
gion, goodness-and even love.
So.called Character sits very
gracefully upon a tall person - the
world takes so much for granted.
Life positively refuses to be treated
on the purely material basis; try it,
and you will probably land on dung
heap.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
A DlsoUsTED GUIDE.

Between Presidential terms" said
Senator Depew, President Cleveland
went hunting in the Adirondack for
ests one time. He took along Chick
Bruce for guide. Chick is one OF the
best guides in the mountains. They
were waiting for a shot at deer Mr..
Cleveland sat on a log with the muz'
zle of his gun resting against his heart.
Chick saw where the gun was, and
fairly yelled: Here, you blamed old
fool is that gun loaded?"
Il guess 1t is" Mr.. Cleveland replied
humbly.
Chick grabbed the gun and found 1t
at full cock. Then he turned indig'
nantly to Mr.. Cleveland and said:
Suppose that gun had gone of and
you had killed yourself, What do you
think would have happened to me?
Durn you, don't you know I'm Repub'
lican?"-New York Herald.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
WHERE HE WISHED TO BE.

Booker T, Washington was in Phila'
delphia last week, and TO a group of re-
porters there he told one evening an
anecdote of his boyhood days.
AT the plantation where | was a
slave" he said, "a very cholerlc old
Southerner was staying. His valet
was an aged colored man, and very
funny it was to hear the woebegone
replies that he would make when his
old master stormed at him.
"'Dagon,' the master said, you are
good for nothing. You are a rascal
You are a numskull, BY CAD, Dagon,
| wish you were In hell
81 wish | was, sab. | wish | was,
Dagon replied. New York Tribune.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10

a motion for o new trial ON the ground
Of the discovery of important evidence.
The matter was stayed.
after Il was over some one asked
the old gentleman why he was in such
a desperate hurry. when-he knew he
could reopen the case anyway and save
his client
ITO tell you the truth, gentlemen
he replied. I knew the case was about
to go TO the jury, and my one thought
was TO save that boy and his little
gray.halred mother the agony Of hear.
ing the verdict"guilty". Chicago
News.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
OUR MANY PEOPLES.

I've been stuffing myself with stats.
tics,
And with figures I'm filed to the
chin;
I've got more information than money,
And fresh knowledge still keeps
coming in;
know all about string beans and kit.
tens,
And I've studied up soft soap and
suds-
And | know. when the laundryman's
finished,
What il costs us to renovate buds.
In a way have managed to master
Half the secrets pertaining to hash,
And | know how much credit is float.
ing
On the basis of 10 per cent cash;
But the thing that my brain has been
puzzling
Is a corker as you may all see
Though the world Is run over with
people.
There Is still small section for me.
There are four hundred million in Eu.
rope,
And in Asia the double of that
Down in Africa two hundred million,
In America, sixty less, fat;
In faroff Polynesia six million,
And just elghty.two thou at the
Poles
So each figure that joins the account
ing,
To a total incredible rolls.
To a square mile just 80 persons
In old Europe; bare forty,eight
In Asia; in Africa fourteen,
Or at least, so statistic flends state.
Think of nearly two billions of peo'
pie
Twenty-eight to a square mile you
see,
As an average-isn't 1t odd, now,
That there's any room left for poor
me?
Just imagine a billion of feeders
In a common quick-eating cafe,
Or the half of that number in one
store
On an average bargain-sale day!
Or, suppose they all rode on one street
car
What natural thing it would be,
II they moved up in front and stepped
lively,
And vacated a nice strap for me!
Baltimore News.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
Maybe They're Good Bacteria.

With unfailing regularity, and fire.
quency indicating a relish of the per.
Torrance, the scientists always bob up
with stories calculated to brighten us
off from our victuals. Here comes DIR.
Ehrlich, a German savant, now, with
the cry that there are 100000 bacte'
ria on the skins of half pound of
cherries; 100000 on those of sim
liar quantity of currants, and 1000
on grapes in the same proportion
Isn't that dreadful? However we've
been eating these millions OF bacteria
for so long a time now-who knows
but they're healthy and wholesome for
us?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
Rouah on the Kentucky Colonel.

Circuit Judge Toney of Louisville
makes an official announcement which
should cause the heart of every Ken
lucky woman to swell with pride and
send that of every Kentucky man deep
down in his boots. According to Judge
Toney, as the Kentucky laws now
stand on the statute books, sin every
legal contest" to quote his own words,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
How to Secure a
Graceful Carriage

The beginning Of attractiveness Is TO
walk well Many American women
and even American girls are lament
ably lacking In this grace because,
unlike the ladies of Europe, they have
never been instructed in walking To
know what training in the simple mat
ter Of walking will do for human be-
ing contrast the carriage of drilled
soldier with that Of the ordinary man,
who walks anyhow, sumping down in
to his knees, jerking his hips, throw
ing his feet this way and that.
Well. just MS ungracefully as the UNI
drilled ordinary man walks, just that
badly walk most women who have
never paid attention to their gait even
worse indeed only that their long
skirts conceal the unsfghtliness. And
every one of them, short or tall, stout
orthin. can secure walk so fraceful
that people will turn to look after her
as they do after couple OF trained
soldiers in a crowd of ordinary men.
Certainly the regular military drill is
the best of all exercises for securing
graceful carriage. Some of the Euro
pean society beauties famed for their
grace admit they owe II to having taxi
en- a course in physical culture from
regimental drill sergeant. Famous
actresses have had themselves put
through the same training in order TO
secure that noble and imposing pres
ence which is one of their drawing
cards.
To begin. there is nothing bettN than
that goose step" which Rudyard Kip
ling has immortalized in one of his
poems II consists In merely crooking
the leg at the knee and then raising II
thus bent to an angle as far as pos.
sble toward the waist. DO this first
with one leg, then the ether, alter
nately. II you have never tried IL
you will be surprised to find what a
drawing. loosening effect 1t has on the
muscles OF the back Of the thigh and
those of the lower back, where women
are notediy weak.
Rise FIVE minutes earlier in the
morning II you have not much time,
and before you put on your skirts and
your corset, IL you wear one, do this
goose step" first with one lower limb,
then with the other, for tie full five
minutes You cannot do 1t properly
in corset and skirts.
Now. next time you see any soldiers
notice particularly how differently
4 from the ordinary man they move theiI
3 knees. The knees of the man who
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10

After the emperor had got wise to
Theodora's intrigue he sent his execu-
toner to present her with a silken
moose for strangulation purposes.
Taken by surprise at her downfall, the
queen murmured, "Ah, this is moose 10
me-" This pun was fittingly punished.
OF course Sardou cut this remark out
of his play, but everybody knows a
playwright is worse than an historical
novelist Baltimore Herald.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10

Prof. Won Note-You hat vine col
lection OF classic music here,
Music Dealer That's for young
ladies TO look over previous to asking
for copy OF THE Honeysuckle and
the Bee."-New York Weekly.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10
WHAT SOME GIRLS WEAR

Talking about pretty and appropri'
ate styles in fall hats" said the Tele.
graph Girl, 81 have wire toque, and
| tell you It draws the sparks"
Il have a yellow straw" said the
Telephone Girl, "and | find II makes
the fellows call often"
81 invested in a stiff Frame" said
the Medical Girl, "and diagnose the.
boys as dead easy"
II bought an openwork hat" said
the Oyster Girl, and the men declare
that talk through It."
81 have a net bonnet" said the Fish
err Girl, "and 1t draws the boys"
IL prefer something in cottage
shape" said the Country Girl, "and I
hope soon to make 1t attractive with
beaus
81 took a fat" said the City Girl,
"and the men like it because 1t Is such
a suite thing"
IL have a sailor" said the Store Girl,
land had it shipped from Newport"
II wear a poke" said the Lazy Girl,
chiefly because | know the colors
won't run"
"Pve got SCOOP" said the Newspa.
per Girl, "and it's going to take every
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10

"They have captured the cleverest
hotel robber in the country. John"
Indeed! Which hotel did he run?"
Chicago News.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10

"That nobleman she married turned
out to be bogus"
by George, that's lucky for her,
isn't it,"
THAT depends on whether you con-
slider him as husband or merely as
purchase. Chicago Post.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10

Blank books OF all sorts. ledgers, etc.
manufactured by the Bulletin Publish
ing Company
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-01-10

The leading cities of the country will
have another operate treat in the
forthcoming tour of Nine. Schuman
Heinck, the famous operate star, She
is now singing in grand opera in New
York, where her marvellous vocal pow
ers are said to be now at their best,
Arizona republican., 1903-03-12
WIRELESS TELEGRAPH GROWTH
Thirty-fve Land Stations and 1O6
 Ships Equipped by Marconi.

With regard to the future develop ment of the principle of wireless teleg- raphy Signor Marconi is hopeful but not optimistic
 Tn the beginning" he says, "cable companies succeeded in sending one word a minute. The average rate now is about twenty-two words a minute We start with a wireless average of ten words minute. and it may be possible to increase that average proportion ately. 1 think we can safely promise system beneficial to the operation of railroad trains, another especially adapted to safeguarding navigation and the development of the instruments and apparatus, in as great degree as the ordinary telegraph instruments have developed.
 Within two or three months we ex- pect to have complete communication with Europe. No telegraphic communi- cation can be said to be perfect and complete until messages are passing both ways. This we have not yet ac- complished satisfactorily. I am under contract with the Italian government to establish communication between Italy and Argentina. Two hundred thousand dollars has been appropriated for that purpose. I have equipped twenty-five vessels of the Italian navy and twelve land stations in Italy The long distance station between Argen tina and Italy will be attuned to com municate with the United States and Canada, which will Immediately open
 
 countries. The Italian government maintains two stations in China.
 There are thirty-five land stations, twenty-one liners and eighty-fve war ships equipped with the Marconi appa- ratus.
 Land stations for communica ting with ships cost about S1,000 to install. The ship equipment costs about $700. The transatlantic stations cost $100, eco each. The advantages to ships in carrying the instruments must be ap parent. The saving in the cost of pilot fees, wharfage charges, etc, in calling at ports for orders will alone more than pay the cost of installation. At pres ent no cargo boats are equipped, but eventually all such must require them.
 At the present time there are four teen transatlantic cables in existence. The total cost of these is about fifty six million dollars. To duplicate these systems by wireless will cost about S2, 500 GOO. There is over 300 million dol lars invested in cables. (The cost of maintenance and operation of these is 10 per cent depreciation and interest on capital invested per centD With 1Jno inc . there would be an investment of fifteen million dollars. Calculate the cost of maintenance and operation at p per cent, depreciation at 10 per cent and interest on investment at per cent, and see the wonderful difference in the aggregate cost of operating cable or a wireless station. Much more power is required for the wireless sta
Arizona republican., 1903-03-12
The Boss Barber on Education.

This is certainly wonderful age we are living in," periodically remarked the boss barber, as, with the end of 8 towel, he deftly removed daub of father from the corner of the bald headed mans mouth. Tn a year or two all child will be taught at the public schools will be to read handwrit- ing, or typewriting, and to write graceful, legible hand, or to run type writer. This will be taught him before he reaches the mature age of seven or eight, when he will be graduated, given a, diploma, and sent home where he can help his pa ana ma until he becomes of age, completing his education right at home without a master, by corre- spondence. Does this razor pull? No:
 Anybody with half an eye, who reads the advertisements in the newspapers and magazines can see that the day of high schools and colleges is drawing to close and that in the near future it will only depend on how good cor respondent a person is. if he has the inclination to become a highly educated man. Bay rum? Very well, sir.
 Now, there's Tony-last chair in the line. He is taking a course of study for the stage and in civil engineering by correspondence. He's at the head of his class in civil engineering, so his cor respondence professor writes him. I see that if you can write a good Spen- cerian hand, even if you are a grocery clerk at only & a week, whose days are all taken up by work, there are any number of concerns which advertise that they will teach you at night-by correspondence-how to take the posi- tion of a bank president and earn-I mean get-$5O, 900 a year; or how to be a mesmerist, a prize fighter. or clair voyant, how to play the banjo, draw Gibson girl pictures for the papers, make yourself strong. write advertise ments, or play the guitar. There's Fred next chair to me. He's studying law, banjo playing and painting-all by cor respOndence.
 Think of the money rich men will save by not having to send their sons to college to turn them into lawyers and doctors. Ali they will need to do will be to have their sons tutored up so penmanship.: after which they can join some of the correspondence college classes and learn law and clog dancing right at home. Powder? 4 touch? Very well, sir.
 And there are the girls, If a girl doesn't know how to cook nowadays il is reflection upon her ability as cor
 respondent. If-haircut today? Next
 week, eh? Very well. An, thank you l sir. Good day. Next.'
Arizona republican., 1903-03-12
RECORDERS OFFICE.

M. W. Messinger and wife to Mary Titus Messinger, deed to e15 of lots H. F, 1S. block w, University addition. Consideration $500.
 A. RedewilI and wife to Redewill Music company, deed to lots s, 10 W 20 it. 6. block so, s, 10, 12, block 25, ?. f. block 70, ?, f., part l, 3, block 97, Phoe- nix, 2, block 1, Homestead place, 13, 15, block 1, Simms addition, 9, g, 24. 25. 26, block ,, Capitol addition. part block 15, Churchill addition, 4, 5, 6, ', s, 9, 10, block g. Cox addition, block 26, Mesa, WIZ of lot ?. block 3S, 1, ?. block 49, Mesa. Consideration s25000.
 K. H. keeny to Mrs. l.. F. Leisure, deed to lot 13, block 3f, Sidney. Con sideration s1 and A.
 G. w. Lewis and wife to C., H. l.. Petersen, E. Hawes, deed to Willow Springs. Consideration s400.
 G. D. Gray and wife to Sylvanus Palmer. deed to und. F lots 1, ?, 6. w1s 8, block 3, Harbet's Subdn. Consdera- tion $50.
 Gustave Vieux to Ida Bacon, deed to lot 2, block ', Linville addition. Con- sideration s950.
 Bertha T. Chandler and husband to George L. Hutchison, deed to part block 6, Mesa. Consideration $1,000.
Arizona republican., 1903-03-12
THE BENCH VIA THE ASSEMBLY

Now is most setsonable time for those who take an interest in such consider ations to examine without per scnal prejudice the methods by which the judges of the Rhode Island supreme court are chosen, for all the leading candidates for Judge Rogers seat are capable men who would probably be- come upright judges. There are many members of the bar who deplore the election of judges by the general as sembly preferring either appointment by the governor as in Massa chusetts or by popular election as In New York While they recognize that partisan labor at the state house may give one . valuable experience in familiarizing himself with law making, they are of the conviction that the evils of this system of choice outweigh it's advan- tages, for, as Bacon elucidated, it is the offlce Of Judges, jus dicere, and not jus dare; to interpret law and not to make law.-Providence Journal,
Arizona republican., 1903-03-12

gives the mother abundant nutrition for her child vFavorite Prescription is a woman's medicine and has no equal as a cure for womanly diseases. It estab- fishes regularity, dries weakening drains, heals inflammation and alteration and cures female weakness.
 Accept no substitute for "Favorite Pre- scription" No other medicine IS "just as good " for weak and sick women.
 rIt affords me great pleasure to be able to say a few words iu regard to the merits of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription and Golden Medical Discovery z" writes Mrs. Flora Arn, ot Dallas Jackson O., Mo. VI was tempted to try khese medicines after seeng the effect upon my mother At an early age of married life was greatly bothered with painful periods. also a Troublesome drain which rendered me weak aud unfit for work of any kind. became so thin there was nothing left of me but skin and bone My husband became alarmed and got me bottle of Favorite Prescription. After he saw the wonderful effects of that one he got two more and after I used those up there was no more pain, and began to gain in flesh very rapidly"
 Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser is sent free on receipt of 2I one cent stamps, to pay expense ot mailing onLy. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buf- falo, N. Y.