davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14
Seitcbanocl burSe beIit gaa for Fl

Seitcbanbrl burbe belit gaa for fig
meQem Dem, iom life er oltfor gobe
8enner. SanIsaes har 4isberen beb.
ite anIeonlng % iterfeite SpforSrins
til at spe i'm 8pmmefrait % paa
e9en Soono af9iere, ON Soften er en-,
iom ban Ian uente at finoe itg tient
meo. Oct iomme giplOer, mar Ia.
len er ON at bptte Sefte. Sfer Der
oertntoo bonoel meIem goce 8en'
ller, iaa to9er man let anoen Wonbs
SrO for baa6e oct enc % oct anbet,
ifl6ut set er npfiom b~etien6t, at ben,
iom formaor at bore fltIotlto prIig
/ Seitebanoel, er en- meget prlig
Mtanb, - Grligere enc Oe allerfIeite.
Gcriom man oa ienere iin6er fig mis-
forreict meo SanOelen, ioa bill man
meO eIler uoer @runo faa ben Sp.
fotteIie, at 8eunen bar gaoet urebe.
Zig irem % life forimaaet at benptte
zig al ems Glib 90 0cbe Gro til at
roe 9e0ro9., DEB @euifabet er oct
oltiaa iorbi, % 6orboIbet melem De
TO oil ienere neppe fltnne blipe BET
iomme iom for. ifient BET iaa LET
goor til, at belle llIpffen beror poa
ugrrnoet WiStanfe.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14
gpmnIostsi fan ffieInes ira Gin.

tsi peo bare at pGoe paa 6inseren
% presie ben MOB Ssiet. OR bet
2intei, iaa bRbes oct tpertigiennem
meb bet iamme; men er Der 8omuIS
/ Ssiet, ON ogiaa bare en- 8Ianbing,
iaa tager BET en- Iioen Stuno, fsr
Sraabeue bIir giennempGbebe. ct
anbet rofian goot Merfe at gaa eiter
er bette, at Sraabene / Sintsiet err
mere uiepne, emo be er / 9omulos.
tel.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

SrGrne pIontes ofte for t9t inb
paa Susppggen. Sette er tloe for
SrRrne, iom poa ben Waooe binoreS
mere ener minOre | lin irie llbbifs
ling. Client er set ogiaa ior Suiet,
iom mart furer iloe, ON oct Iigger
for meget / Sfpgeen. Men pprIt al
alt er oct for Suiets geboere, iom
piI bare orbt for at boloe JIG friife /
2GngSer, oeriom Be aar efter aar
Dor / ct Gus. boor Solen life fan
fomme til paa noaen aart.
gn anoen Sing. man burSe bare
/ MinSe, noor set giGloer at iGtte
no Srr, er oeune, at Oct err, mere I'll.
taIeuoe for giet. on SrGrne plan.
tes mere eller minore nregelmpSfigt,
emo ON De ipttc& no | Raoer me6 be-
itemte MeIlemrum. SrugttrRr fan
oct prre bra at pIante i%adIeSes, at
man bar befpcm gnleoning til at or.
beioe meIlem Dem meo Seitene, men
SfpagetrRrue elIer inaSanne. Tom
plantes bare ior at prpoe Sitiets Sm'
sipelier, toacr iig beore no, ON Dc
itaor iprebte Der oo Der liseiom
paa BET upiSic. &elit bsr De prrc
al ioritieaige SIags. % Oct berer
oaiaa eeentIig til at DER er 9uifpef'
tier % Colt ibIanbt.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14
g MyHige Raad o. tiink o

Gpsrsrae paa ribbc6e Ssns for
ranber gierne, enten bet er en- rIbre
GnsI eGer en- apaing, man bar for
iig. Geriom De Ell mere enb II Tonl.
me LANCE, let bet mistnnfeIist ub,
% er be afbue,e, iaa ptoner bet ON.
at Salgeren life ipntes ON at bite
benz frem.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

ltlbuc alrber o. andre llIbfIaber,
Tom I9gges pRf til nnite @inter, fan
IDENTITIES mob Msl pe6 at Ipege Der
os Der meIlem 6oIoeue tpnbe Sfiper
at ben aIminbelige guile SaarDiGbe,
men Saben ntaa bore bel tor, fsr
ben egner iig til bette grug.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

1864 g.: Seq tager Someitedo
Sllni 1908, bpgger mig GUS OF aier Oct
iadpas iitano, at bet er beboeItgt III eus
hDer Eib al aGret; men al Qeaugel paa
De RgooeToige Aoutdruter REFER leg 10
pda GrbeiDe. SeG flptter tttbage pna
2ar1bet | Gsbrunr 1904, bItoer Ser til
Gluten al Suut og GrbeuSer Oelots paa
GGuOet, oeI0tB for andre, alt efter ONT
itGHbtghebsrue, Met bar NIT Siert pdd
2aHDet. 6erite SIIt refer le8 tgien I'D
at ar6etoe for andre til / Wtbteu at
gaarts nEite &Gr, flntter idd tlLbage %
Dor Der iii lite Guguit. Chen Isoer ie9
beL5is pan 2dlSet, SeIots arbeloer jeg
ube Dos andre, men ben Itsrite Del Al
Siben Ieper ieg paa 2anoet, % NIT
Somefteub b~etragter iea iom NIT 6iem,
Iiqeiom Dc gen9e, ieg tiener ube, aTtoene
oes til Sorbcortngcr al &duNet. Or Der
efter re Der opfsrte GtseutpIer lloiiGtcr
for, at ieg otIOe bIi nEgtet at prOoe op
efter 5 Inrs SorI6b? Nct bcmTrfc8,
at leg er Igtft. Siqer 6umcitcnoIpccn.
al iea nbioIut til en- rig Eio At boert Al
be fem &ur und ophoIOc milo a @orlbs
BET, % bDor lang er benne ElN? 0oor
fam jeg faa SometeaoIoocn % bD1o To-
tier Ben?
Gu: @t Fan fife p1otasc % at df9toc
roger Com I e. irritiIt EtIfGloe blberc
'euS at mehSclc. bpao 2ooeu fororer.
6ouS 0ercs ltbir9tsr cr. tiI for Ell tor
Gel rTbrnge Al. booo Sc qicr ma III al
IL uoIe5et al Sc ien1 Uor. e MAJ IA
bealie, at Gc l!!c nIcre bar bctra3trt Gcs
-sz E,-rs[--~N ;,,. No~-9 E,.,- --.,
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

1858. Sp.: Sd iee for SioeI er bans
fcr, feer jca mig lite iftrrib til at toT1ti1e
ina lnngt ION til Gourtbuiet I'll &lert or
Court gr bet inch 9poer dt tan haIr1
bicm til mig ns Ser ubtaee mine 'Sls
icnsipus& dptrcr, eIer bItr bette fnlltt,
efter b5ao Der ituur paa "Srteitiorts
%dpirer~ eIer, NOR Sooell?
Gu: Seriom 9e tan faa &sts'trines
rem til at tcurute bism til Sem, er Der,
iaabiot pt eeo, iutet ioeier,
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

&lrbesbaifen bpnfes beoit Ueo
al en- Then aoiteIime, iort man
bar for SaanSen | bette EiemeO, %
iom life benpttes til noget anbet.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

lemons aigiper mere Snft, Der.
iom man meb ben flaoe Saara trpf.
fer benz mob gorbet 90 ruler BEN
en- Climb fren og tilbase, TOR be
ifiRres op.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

1859. Sp.: en- gige bolSsr 100 Gcres
poa SomciteaS. Seriom bun glitter
Tia, oil bun oa mite lin 8et I'll 9drost'
ener tan bun PROBE op. bbts bum bltr
boenSe pda 2drhet Set beIlRrtes at
Tdrioeu bdr brust lin Het.
Co.: Sun fan PROBE op, mar Dem Ioo'
beIteu1te Sto BONNER. Iois bun bltoEr
bosuoe paa fit 2G1o % opfpIoer Sore'
iteaolooers &ran.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14
R~orreiponoance.

pcsg~sraeyreuI 1 be,ne eGAefsna hslenres az
trorcfeterue g. u. Ecfnes mtortectneo. wsttr-
"a eehn rnis, Mtnhtfcu, @te.
@rsrrknaal FRA merfcuert Ton. s!ls rcaioer
Gpsrnere behee dffntfe fine GDsrasutdai 81
Hort "a toSeItdi Srrpa.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

1861. Sp. !: Oar en- Rarto, iom
Ieoer / be Spreneoe Statcr % eter 4oO
gcres QanS / CANADA, Rct til at td8e
100 Geres / @or0 Satotu pna 9omes
itsdS?
2. 5nr en- Rr1to 8et til at boLoe oIs
uttnoeIige &iEbmanosoarer l9rocerlesl
Ga IGIge pad I'm Claim, fer ban bar
propet op?
8, Iii 5bem Hal ies isnHe en- .9eI
RineraIier for at fa1 benz unoerig9t.
90 boaS bill BET toits for ll~noeriS8elIen?
g.: /. ga.
2. Ser er tutet ! 2oper, iout btubrer
bdn berfra.
8. Grip iii grofesior Of 9tiueraIs
o9t, Stute llntoeriitb, Rinleapolts.
getru., og tubIng Srtut9rte I'll Soar, iaa
bill ban farite gtoe 9sm DC ugSoenht9e
SpIpsninssr.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

On bppen esper sisr en- oooeu @anS
glrooct SleoS 9itters er Ret natrirlie'
NeiSSeI for en- Sopen 2eper, cg ilaar al'
Sria fell.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

1865. 90: 3oao or Gn1relr gurncs
sies Q0resis?
Ct: Wr. IuSrsp Carnegie, TeU
DOrt Grtp. Y. g., er ti!itrnt!rIto Qoresic.
altp oeHue H6resie NJ o. gieul Den, No
ot life aeter at beioure Ac;ts 5psrg5s
maaI Here 8ungc, CAB % meo bet lam
me oDlgie, at Bet life r0tter uogct At Fris
be til Carnegie m Rcrgc!nnn tuer Ben
eesGosr, o1 zen Clans 8rcoc uocn biSere
bIioer taitet ! 8apirturosn al en- al Gar
negics SetretGrcr, 0" N1tScH ieIo iaur
life eHQaGlg e benz.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

1880. Sp.: Sam en- Wnuo, Tom
bar toaet SomeiteuoLdrtS, b]orHprpagre
Set, u1Gr ban han 6uie % Srsno paa
bet % ieLo Ieocr osr at o8 I'll?
-, g.: gan MAJ ieIn b paa Bet itdStg.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

table Com
pound. Seq fan
M globe mig peo
bebre Selbreb eao
npgeniinbe for.
Oct fpretom mig.
at jes bapos ilet
insen Stprte. Seq
funbe nGiten life
rGbe mig pmtrius.
Seq bapoe Smerter
oper bet leIe.
seq bespubte at
isle mig beore efter
at bare tasst ben
.fsrite 9pfis, os ct
M liseium en- M
apinoe. See peo.
at bpis andre IL
benoe 8uinber fun
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

1868 g.: Sam en- RGno boIbe lin
Someiteao / Staten Roro 3atota, naar
ban fsr ban bpgssSe tit SqmIp p0a
Gambler, tpm 3 Sage efter 6 gaameoer,
iom 2ooen Tiger, os b9sseDe ct Tibet
Sbrutp liant brRtseSe 8 Gcres. Sau
baoSe lie 8rsnb, life DON, life Seng
eler uoeet Sus9eraaO / fit GUS, iont
fl1noe bsoiIe, at ban babe g1ort bet III
lit Diem. Otter ropIe Sage reiite peos
tomnteuoe fra lit oomeitenS % bar life
Der igien fer 6 Gadueber ienere, ben
1soe Dec. innrrue aar.
g.: "Gonteit" fan uIG89es uroer
Sisie OritnnSiebeoer meo lloii8t I'll at
btnbc 5ugeu. Noget beiteutt Tan tmtNs
IertiS itte iiges, 0a beege Cher maa bgs
res.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

1866. Sp,: San &c gipe mig no
gen llHocrretuIng ON, bpor bet uf Sr.
SuthtHiOn ppiuuSue Snitrumcrt, bpors
be5 8g0e BRINGS iii at bore, Tan faaes?
Set orutales ! "8Oiten" for 20be STARTS.
60: 9i tisnter life mere til ben
Gag enS iom er HiebOeIt i ben at Spers
aeren ugprte grtttel.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

1882. Sp.: Sea to9 Someiteab paa
so acres 2Guo I Mtinneiotd / 1895 90
bar Der at og til % arbelbeSe paa Ganoet
/ "a Qdr. Glt ban Sfpampluno urotds
gen 2 a 8 acres, ida ieg tlnpe fife till
5sis5rtuse NOT til 2ibets Op9oIo paa
iuurme. Of ben 8ruuo gap leg Oct op.
gu unOen gan mig tiIbu8c, bpao init
6~omefteaopdpir foiteoe, tili9c fit ban
nit gaotr, % mt Sdmtptte iii at file"
paa Ser igien. Eu er bet SpgrgsmdnI,
ON lea bar &st til at tage t1lot Somes
ited0 igieu - 100 acres - eIer ON le8
ban Ret til bare so aeres2
Co.: De bar Ret iii ct 5omeiteaS
paa 100 acres unOsr 2o0eu al ste Sum-
1900.
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14
Mrs. Frances Stafford, 243 East ia Street,
New York, N. ", Tiger:

SECT er mig en- for ScruBielie at iort9le Dem ON bet @pbe,
ca bar opnaaet psb at BRUCE lydia i. Pinkham,s yege-
Decorah-posten., 1903-04-14

-Tere @ra stntsam:- 8 "MT hfps% "m9 emtnaht @ Ge~r aH hrms Ssbrmt anmoSx
se Chicago Seq me mig til Fiber akYm MATTE bmep wms naa hb esnn fnnnua ababm
Mnen Imsh sro bap rh hmB en- Operation @ ma @sHpHmm a tub. 9MHFh Hme leg Bm um9 egrns o.
hra Mrs 9ufms 2aRmDkr Ssbu mb e Lydia e. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound @ sanahye
Wash, @FRrm mi hp hbaanosb amat seR min ash at ha@ en- uuhpgMs % uhs&s at ts bar bel
mrs Glara MALL Deb g. . & ae Rnb gma bamsG R
Smyrna times., 1903-10-07
Lord Kelvin and the Teapot.

Domestic science has of recent years
adopted the phraseology of the labOra-
tory and become the favorite field of
chemists and economists. Many years
ago. however, it was still a novelty to
be treated not flippantly, perhaps, but
with less seriousness than it receives
today. 1t was with something like JOY
therefore that a few students admitted
TO the somber meetings of the Royal
Scientific society of Edinburgh heard
Lord Kelvin announce Tea COzies" as
the subject of his paper for the even
ing.
In that bleak land, where the after
noon cup of tea is the universal habit.
the padded hood to slip over the tea
pot and arrest the dissipation of its
heat is everywhere in use. Lord Kel-
vim had made an exhaustive study
of radiation in proportion to the sur
face of the teapot and wished to show
that the surface OF the teapot might
be reduced to size where the cOZy
would no longer keep it warm, but
make it actually colder. The boy on
the back seat listened eagerly. Here
at last was practical use for science
BY manufacturing teapOts of scien-
tifcally exact proportions the cumber-
some tea coZy might be dispensed with
and ones fortune made. Through end
less formula the lad tried to follow the
course of the argument. At last Lord
Kelvin reached his conclusion. "The
a 1
pot" he announced, "is approximately
that of an ordinary garden pea
Harper's Weekly.
Smyrna times., 1903-10-07
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,n- if I'd had time to think of this-I
ouldn't have been forced to this con-
.ssion. But I'm no worse than the
.st Take Jackson and Reed and Kim
all Ask them what their sons really
re aside from being college fellows
-ho are we'll supplied with everything
nd who they believe in, of course.
hey couldn't tell you. They know
eli clerks-they have to-as they new
will know the capabilities of their
ns."
GOOD Lordw said DobsOn again like
Irritating echo of himself.
OF course | know there are eXcep-
ms, but that's where the boy has
own tastes in common with his ia
ef, has gone into the business in de
Il of his own accord John never had
tel in common with me. How could
I'm Just a business man, while
hes had a chance to enjoy life.
mother says there's nobody like
%; that the girls all run after him. /
Wv lily oClAs uC dhhCNf VIZ
do, chat it does me good to lor at
n9' Then, with a return to dejec-
n, "But that's not business"
No." assented Dobson, that's not
siness."
IS he spoke the Office door swung
without warning, and a broad
ldered, finely groOmed figure,
alert, swung into the room un-
sOniously.
breaking in on a conference
he laughed.
4 at all! Not at allv said Dob
ising hurriedly and taking the an
on himself. 81 am just going
made good his escape and caught
lself emitting a whistle as he wenf
Fn the elevator.
And that's the man." he calculated
'ardly, "who told me to a fraction
week where the bookkeepers mon
Smyrna times., 1903-10-07
COstard-mOnger.

The word costermOnger is now used
of an itinerant fruit seller 1t was for
merly spelled cOstard-monger and in
this form appears in Drant's Horace" &"
to translate the Latin word ''pOma-
RUS"
Literally it means costard seller. cos
tard being a kind of apple, the name
of which Murray connects with coste,
a rib.
Some etymOlogists connect it with
custard, assuming that the pulp of ap-
pies was used in preparing this deli
cacy, but there is no real reason for
this, since the "custard apple" men
toned in Dampiers Voyages" 1699),
is quite different fruit from the middle
English costard.
Some connect it also with "costard," B"
the humorous name for head: "Take
him over the costard with the hilt of
thy sword" d"-Shakespeare. But it seems
more probable that the head was called
after the apple than the apple after the
head.
The termination "mOnger" simply
means a dealer or trader, as in fell
monger and ironmonger, and is derived
from the AnglO-SaxOn word "nangian." ."
to traffic or barter, which is akin to
the Latin mango" a dealer who sets
off and polishes up his wares.-London
Standard.
Smyrna times., 1903-10-07

~ went, what his personal habits were,
what the mans breaking strain was
10 a hair. | guess he's an exception
about his son. And yet, come to think,
| don't know"
Up at the Office John regarded his
father with a joyous certainty which
annoyed his parent excessively.
"DObsOn has been telling me-" said
the elder, making the plunge, that you
want to take charge of this new devel-
opment You know you gave me to un-
derstand you never intended to go in
with us; that you were fitted for some
thing higher-something literary, l be-
lieve."
That's what l thought but | was
silly ass" said his son, with refreshing
frankness. The fellows at college said
my verses and short stories were the
very best ever turned out by any men,
Der of my class. Perhaps they were,
but when tried them on your genuine
editor the fish wouldn't bite at all. OF
course, my friends and ElinOr-I mean
Miss Storrs-quoted the old maxim to
me- 'Ad astra per aspera,' and
Talk English. will you?" interrupt
ed his father impatiently. IF I'd vast
ed my time studying that stuff you
would have been in the gutter now"
Il dare say" said the young fellow
good humOredly. 'What 1 want to do
now. since I'm a failure at prose and
verse, is to go in for something solid.
You see-I-I've got some one else TO
think of besides myself"
Some one else"
Truth of the matter is Tm-en-
gagged"
To who?"
81 wish he would learn to say to
whom" thought the boy. Aloud he
said respectively, 'Elinor StOrrs."
Got any money!"
"Only a very little, and I've merely
what you are good enough TO let me
/ have on allowance. But give me a
chance on this opening, and I'll make a
fortune for the firm and for myself
I've written rhymes. but I'm practical
for all that"
You may be-" said his father grimly
''The trouble is l haven't the pleasure
of your acquaintance"
John Caldwell stared. astounded be
yOnd words The few curt sentences
that followed enlightened him. The
boys head dropped.
1--WE done wrong" said his father
humbly.
John Caldwell flung up his head.
ITS more my fault than yours. dad,
he said impulsively. | had time t.
some out to you, and l didn't. Do yOI
know, dad. we had tenor in colleg,
devoted TO mOurnful airs, and many
time I've heard him at that old song:
Strangers yet after years of life to
gether,
After fair and stormy weather!
Why thus joined why ever met.
If they must be-strangers yet!
by JOve, l never thought it woulC
come home to me 50. But we'll get Ol
another footing if you will accept'-h
rose and held out his warm yOun;
hand-"the pleasure of my acquaint
ance'
Mutely the father rose also and clasp
ed it, AS they stood together tears Ia.
in the eyes of both.
Smyrna times., 1903-10-07
YET
By
CLINTON DANCERFlELD

Copyright, 1903, by T. C. Mcclure.
Sk**t*t@*k$kkkk+k+4&%+kk \
Smyrna times., 1903-10-07

What we want" said the senior
partner eagerly, lis young blood in this
venture, for it means the command of
the whole coast trade for us. Whoever
we send must go because one of us
knows him intimately"
Quite right" assented Caldwell, the
middle aged junior
Il really can't recommend any one,"
pursued the other. Il thought to turn
the whole matter over to you, but l
think'-he smiled pleasantly-"that 1
can suggest a man whose fitness you
could at once decide on"
Caldwell returned the smile. "AH
right" he said confidently. You know
] rather pride myself on being a good
Judge of man-that is, if I've had any
chance to study him"
BEST chance in the world" said the
senior with touch of enthusiasm-he
had no boys of his own. Il mean your
son"
MY son" Caldwell stammered.
Certainly. He's as fine a youngster
as l know. Just twenty-five and burn
\.
me himself that he wanted to work.
"He-he never seemed to take any
interest in the firm before" objected
caldwell, reddening visibly.
Il know it. But it seems this new
opening-the change of section-has
awakened him. He was as pleased as
punch when 1 told him I'd talk the
affair over with you"
Fact of the matter, Dobson," said
Caldwell after an embarrassed pause
''is just this-its exactly the chance I'd
best like the boy to have. But you
said, and understand this Importance
that the man we send we must know
Ultimately"
"But your own sOn!' calculated Dob
son. "WhO else would you
''WhO else could know so we'll?
said Caldwell desperately. That:
what you'd say, DObsOn, because yoI
have no sons-indeed, nc children a
all. Consequently you can't understand
how matters go nowadays with us bust
ness men. I'm self made, just as oul
business is. To keep things going I'v'
scarcely ever taken off my harness
Harness hasn't made me blind.
don't say that. but what OppOrtunit!
has it left me for an intimate acquaint
ance with JQhn?"
fNOnsense. man! You show a re
markable knowledge of every clerk W,
employ. l believe you have LITERAL!
turned 'em inside outr'
~They are clerks. 1t was part of tn
business. But John-he may not b.
competent; the strain may crush him
He would do all he possibly could. Blu
what are his capabilities? l can't ruiz
our firm even for my SON."
GOOD Lordr' said Dobson cynically
''If this is your modern father
you needn't use that Tone" salt
Caldwell defensively. flushing deepe
red "If l had stopped to think. Dob
Smyrna times., 1903-10-07
A FACT
ABOUT THE "BLUES"

What is known as the "BIues'
is seldom Occasioned by actual exist
ing external conditions, but i n tn e
great majority of cases by a disorder
ed LIVER
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-10-11
He Discusses Riches

NO 1 don't get i'll only get $1,000 but
of language" said the Idiot.
wen, he has salary Of hundred dollars a
MONTH. resumed Mr. Brief but in Idiocy ne is
ond Monte Cristo. He has more Idiocy i'm minute
IMAM ttocketeler mas oil i'm He is the William
tuity, the Charles Schvab of neptude-in short,
"Jee-rusalem." cried the Idiot enthusiastically.
There's a crowd for you. II a man is judged by the
discounted for ten dollars almost any day"
"Ahal" interposed Mr. Brief. That's just the
point I'm coming Undoubtedly a Millionaire i'm di-
~ n.y. az T5ocI-egsiler cS9,tro1s tie ri, of ~ '
would, nevertheless. be working infinite wrong
Tonaire thus enabling vou to hold up every trades
YOU Your individual case proves your point that
definite standard Of measurement for is required
ii there is 70 be any confidence"
still it is bad. Mr.. Whitechozer says, that
rather than by the riches of the mind said the Idiot
Perhaps the language is at fault 1t may be that
need a broader terminoogy TO convey the ideas we
wish express. l. for instance, being put il,
J. p Morgan of nugacty, might be called an Idion-
aire Mr. Whitechoker dealing as ne does with things
of the spirit might be known as q millionaire; Mr..
Pedagog. a millionaire in learning, if poor Of
purse, might be dubbed a hand-Dooh-o sloalre
while you Brief. with your marvellous wealth of
resource in argument, could be set down as whoon-
a vhat?" cried Mr.. Brief. 'I don't catch the
"A whoIlionaire" said the Idiot
What is the Derivation" frowned the lawyer.
TT is from the adverb wholly signifying entirely.
and the phrase air or Upnthe-air explained the
idiot For descriptive force think it is the best
word Of the lot. Don't yOu?'
But the lawyer never responded or if he did, his
response not Ineligible.
Pahi" he heard to CXcaim as he left the room.
7 have heard the same 1 remark before, the Idiot
cried after him. Il have friend who owns an auto
mobile that>is always saying the same thing.
Silence ensUed for the moment, when Mr.. White
choker observed, After all Mr. Idiot, haven't you
found that rich and poor merely relative terms2
Yes" said the Idiot. Entirely so. We have
either poor relatives rich relatives and for my
I've got more from my poor ones than my rich ones
Good cried Mr.. Whitechoker. THAT remark
does honor to your heart, anyhow"
very much more, indeed said the Idiot. I'm
fact I'm getting requests from relatives all
time and don't hear from the rich more than twice
year"
Requests from your rich relatives?" asked the
bibliomaniac.
Yes said the Idiot asking me let them alone.