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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-08
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-05-05

REMOVAL NOTICE.

l hereby announce to my friends,
pEtrons and the public generally the
removal of my real estate Office on
or about April 18th from No. III Pine
street, this city, which Will in fu-
ture be occupied by the Pine Bluff
Trust company, to the spacious new
quarters, No. ia West Second aven-
ue, next door to the r. S. Thompson
and Sons hardware store, where
shall have double the space I now
occupy, and which my business has
outgrown.
My facilities for carrying On the
msiness will in future be largely in
creased
l shall continue to handle all kinds
of property, either for SALE rental
or lease If not suited in my agency
twill be useless to try elsewhere My
commissions for selling and renting
property will continue to be as low,
if not lower, than is charged by other
agents.
NY highest aim at all times will be
to please and satisfy. To prove this,
give me trial and be convinced.
Approaching your future favors,
which shall at all times receive my
personal attention, am. yours very
respectfully. VIM BURKE.
is Real Estate Agent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-05-05
FIGURES ON LONDON TRAFFIC.
7normous Number Of Eassengers Who
Use ConveYances.

The in mensity Of London traffi is
seriousiy illustrated by an article
lea appears in a recent issue Of the
gAl Railway and Tramway Journal.
is stated that the number Of sub
an trains running in and out OF
.ndon daily is no fewer than 7,4?5.
which 1900 belong to the Great
dstt m.
fhe passengers they carry is esti
ated at about 100000, and the
atistician who is responsible for the
icle proves by calculations which
2pear to be perfectly plausible tAat
yer 607,000,000 passengers have to
9 carried per annum.
Il estimates that about 3O,bU0 900
arried by CABS, 100000 by pri
hicles, AMI an equal number
mes steamboats, and the grand
passengers carried annually
1900 100000
rch figures are possibly not quite
ccurate, but they are sufficiently near
TO give an idea of the immense traffic
that mas to be dealt with in London.
OFTEN enough we grumble about
the condition Of the streets, and the
difficulty experienced in getting from
place to place, but, considering the IN
paralleled concourse of people that
nave been brought together in the
capital of Great Britain, the greatest
wonder is that locomotion should be
possible at all
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-05-05
Farous Financier's Prote

dEiOHS iii0iSiSi > ! OeS 'sSsS'
John w. Reilly, 400 East Fayette
street, recently found among some old
papers belonging to his faith er the pro-
test on a note c. Rebe:t Morris, the
famous American f. s.lcier of the Rev
olutionaly war. A copy of the note Is
a. follows:
Nine months after date l promise
TO pay unto John Nicholson, Esq, or
order, two thousand dollars, value re
ceived, Oct. 2, 1874.
"(Signed) Robert Morris.
"Qndorsed) John Nicholson.
"For John Vaughan.
"a. Van Buren,"
A regular notice Of protest, signed
oy Peter Lohra, notary public in
Philadelphia, is appended. 1t is dated
July 4, 1875, and states that "at the re-
quest Of the BanE of the United
States, wet to the counting house OF
Robert Morris, drawer OF the note
anG there exhibited the same to hi
clerk and demanded payment. He q.
swered that the said note could not
paid at present.
It seems a singular irony Of ate
that note of the man who larc y de-
yised the financial system OF tle new
republic, who freely pie ID bis per,
sonal credit for the conduct Of Its war
for freedom, and at one time was obi
gated for over s1,40o,000 TO keep a
| campaign moving, should go to pro
| test on the anniversary OF the nation s
! Hrth-BaltlnCre SIN
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-05-05
Industrial Effect of Spinsters.

A study by a woman writer of cen
sus returns suggests the conclusion
that one in every six English women
and in the upper classes nearly one
calf. are destined to spinsterhood
This fact might have depressing eff
feet en- some Investigators, but this
one finds cause for rejoicing. The lot
of all womaa, size predicts. may oe
immeu2eiy proved by this c-mpact
band u siugla Won III it would be
difficult to overiate he industrial ef
eaet of a number Gf We.4-instructed
oeaithE. E.minded. vigorous permanent
spinstars
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-05-05
ALL FROGS GOOD TO EAT.
As Much Enjoyed by the Small Boy
as by the Epicure.

The demand for frogs is great. 1t
has increased with the years until now
at almost every banquet of Importance
the dainty is on the menu. All OF tho
larger dining places use from six to
ten doze per day. OF these crea'
lures, which, according to scientific
paper are wal(ing to be CLASSIFIED by
Nv as to whether they are fish or
animals-j,lst as woman had to wait
-or centuries to find out whether or
rot tt ~ had souls-there seems to be
10 especial variety for eating. They
e42 caught anywhere, ard, as a small
soy said: All frogs are good to eat
I tEey are not toads.'
Boys and girls with nets much like
lose used in catching butterflies, only
H;uch stronger, can be seen making
or the small streams and ponds that
cot the fields about San Francisco.
he average small boy is an expert
n catching, killing and dressing the
2alatakie creatures. 1t is no unusual
around which a few sturdy young
sUEs of America are busy preparing
q last. lhey broil the tender, white
hesh. which they sprinkle with salt
and baste With bit Of butter, carried
perhaps in cinnamon can i'll pocket
a!ong With fish-hooks, keys, marbles
and string The frogs may noe be
served on silver shells; they may be
sarnished only with spray OF fresh
Nalercress, hut l wager they are en-
'0vod as much by the youngsters, who
are their own chefs and walters. as a
similar dish otherwise cooked and
served would be by groWn.up be-
whiskered epicures.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-05-05
SENATOR VESTS BITING WIT.
How RE Effectively Squelched an Or
fensive Editor in Missouri.

A Missouri paper revives an anec.
Gote illustrating Senator Vest $ readl-
Geas of wit and sarcasm On one oc-
casion, twenty-six years ago, the
doughty little senator used this gift
witt crushing effect on a man who
interrupted him while he was making
a speech in the Johnson county court
house at Warrensburg, the home o'
his colleague, Senator Cockrel. The
room was packed. Vest was speaking
in particularly happy vein, when
Warrensburg editor who did not like
him arose and asked him question
u was courteously answered, and the
editor followed it up with another
ina another. To the surprise OK most
II his hearers, Senator Vest kept his
,cmper, and continued to reply cour
aously. Finally the editor asked a
ong and very involved question. This
senator listened to it with the SAINT
attention as he had to those that pre-
aeded it. but just as he seemed ready
re- reply. and while the audience W3
perfectly quiet. awaiting Vests ar
swer, little, bench-legged cur cams
jumping up the aisle and Immediately
in front of the judges stand, in whiss
Vest was standing, barking furiously
at him. AS quick as flash Vest
.urned and, pointing his finger at the
dog. said: "One az a time, SIR; you
are out of ycIr turn. Wait till | get
through with the otAsr one. then III
-c.niv to vol "
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-05-05
Stafforcsnire Houses.

The fancy for Staffordshire houses
still continues, and ladies' have taken
to lighting up their drawing rooms
with them. They put a tiny lamp in
side, so that the light shall show
through the ": :4dows OF the diminutive
house or castle. These houses we're
frst made for candlesticks, and laser
on were chiefly used as pastille burn
ers in the days when people thought
1t unhealthy to ventilate a sick room.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-05-05

A man may be able to argue with
q woman. but it never does any good
For every self-made man In the
world there are ten who are self-un-
made.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-05-05

There is nothing more musical to
an ass than the voice of another ass.
When justice and love go hand in
land it's a case of blind leading the
h nd.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-05-05
Peop| pies es Savings 6 2ank
AND TRUST CO.
CAshAl >TO K $100,0OU %
Cor. Barraque & Pine Streets
Now Open
For Business.

Will do a general Banking and Saw
ings Bank business, accept and exc
cute Trusts committed to it by indl'
viduals or by Courts of Record
as receiver or any other judiciary
capacity, act as agents for the pur'
chase, sale or management OF Rea4
Estate, loan money on collaterals, real
or personal, etc.
OFFICERS.
w. II. Langford, President.
w. B. Alexander, Vice-President.
II. A. Mccoy, Secretary and Treas
urer.
DIRECTORS.
w. II. Langrord, J. e. isbeII, w. o.
Alexander, Wm. J. GaIbraith, Leo "'
Andrews, John 3. Speers, w. 1. De
woody, S. Y. T. Knox, D. S. Blutne"
thai, VIM. T. Radford, n. A. MCCOY
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

are no less than score of songs
which produce the whistling quality to
marked degree. The production is
made by Henry W. Savage on thor
ough scale, the scenic establishment
of which is exceedingly elaborate
while the ensemble effects are rarely
beautiful. The cast, in addition to
Richard Golden, includes Arthur
Wooley, Charles W. Meyers, Harry
Davies, Maude Williams, Claude AL
bright, Daisy Hamlin and Gertrude
Barnes.
The advance seat sale indicates that
the house will be crowded to it's ut
most capacity; demonstrating that the
theatre goers of this vicinity will
patronize the very best. And there
are none better than ''King Dodo. "
On Saturday Mr.. B. J. Riley, advance
agent for the troupe, was in the city
and had look at the stage upon
which the play will be produced. He
was surprised and delighted at the size
of the theatre and remarked that there
was nothing to prevent the complete
staging of the show; leaving orders to
have the stage cleared of every parti-
Gle of scenery, as the troupe carries
everything necessary.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23
Solid SUPPORT for Track.

Roadmaster Con Lyons, of the Min
neapolis & St. Louis, does not pro-
pose to be annoyed with any more
washouts at the Fritsche creek. After
the storm of September 18th, and when
the food had completely washed away
the track at that point, the St. Louis
experienced a bad tie-up and they will
avoid a recurrence of the trouble by
building solid and permanent foun-
dation for the rails. The temporary
cribbing which was put in after the
rains will be removed and in it's place
Roadmaster Lyons will sink rows OF
piles and fill in with gravel. The piles
to go into the break have already ar
rived and the donkey engine and driv-
er are expected within a few days.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

One million dollars is the amount of
increase that has been placed upon
farm implements belonging to the
farmers of this state. The necessity
for this increased valuation is due to
the fact that much personal property
that rightfully belongs on the tax
books has escaped because it can be
shifted out of the state at the time when
the assessor makes his call and can
be brought into use again when re-
quired. Farm tools cannot we'll be
concealed and the result is that they
are always on the books and ready for
a raise when the assessment is not up
to the appropriations. It seems to be
the business of everybody to get out
of paying taxes as near as possible
and the farmer is no better than the
others in this line, he is simply un-
fortunate in having possessions that
he cannot conceal. There should be
sop2e effective remedy for this in the
way of legislation and the man who
contrives such will be entitled to have
his picture placed in the halls of the
new capitol.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

successor as King of the Dodos and
gives his consent to his union with
Angela.
During the nuptial fete, which Queen
Lii orders, the King asks for a drink
OF water. A cup is filled from a near
by spring which proves to be the long
sought fountain of youth, and in spite
of himself Dodo is transformed into a
boy of ten upon draining the vessel.
The Queen promptly repudiates him
and the misguided monarch finds him
self without a throne, without a sweet
heart, devoid of all power and left
with nothing but youth. He tries in
vain to re-esta blish himself with Queen
Lii, but is repulsed again and again.
But by an accident the discontinued
Dodo tumbles headlong into the magic
spring and upon being rescued another
transformation has taken place and
he is once more the decrepit ruler of
his people. Queen Lii expresses her
willingness to proceed with her origi-
nal idea and marry the King, thereby
adjusting all complications.
Musically "King Dodo" is pro-
nounced surprisingly catchy and there
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23
o GREET HIS RICHNESS
New Ulm Crowds Eagerly Waiting
For King Dodo,
Funny Monarch is At Turner The
atre Saturday.
Seat Sale Thus Far Indicates
Crowded House.

Comic operas, as a rule, are con-
spicuous for the absence Of plot, but
"King Dodo," with Richard Golden
as the King, which comes to the Turn
er Theatre next Saturday evening, not
only has a real plot, but it is interest
ing, and the story is not finished until
the final curtain falls. "King Dodo,"
the ruler of Dodoland, in his declin-
ing years begins to fear death and the
infrmities incident to old age. He
ants to grow young again in order
to marry his ward, Princess Angela.
a girl of eighteen, formerly betrothed
to Piola, a young soldier of fortune
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

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Congressman Botkin says:
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plete relief, and am sure that q contin-
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Mr.. /. F. Verdery, q prominent reaf
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SiclanS, visited q good many springs,
but I believe Peruna has done more
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together. IfeeI like q new person.
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The most common form Of summer
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If you do not derive prompt and satis-
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Address DR.. Hartman, President Of,
The HartmanS anitarium, Columbus. O.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

Pedro, the Court Chamberlain, in
love with Annette, the daughter of
Sancho, the Innkeeper, against the
strict orders of the King releases An
gela from the palace for brief inter-
view with her iance. The King sur
prises the lovers and orders their ar
rest and confinement. The resourceful
Piola tells the King he has discovered
a fountain i'm a far-off country whose
magic waters make the old young.
Thereupon, he is respited and made
the leader of an expedition to search
for the mythical liquid rejuvenator.
A year later finds Dodo and his
court in Spoopjuland, ruled over by
Queen Lii, who sits on her throne un-
til the arrival of man in her domain
possessing the requirements of reliev-
ing her of her sceptre and whom it is
her intention to marry. When King
Dodo arrives in search of the foun-
tain of youth she exercises all her
wiles to convince him that youth is a
delusion and that his proper course is
to remain in his present state and be-
come her husband and sharer of her
throne. Dodo looks with favor upon
the arrangement and actually orders
his troops back to Dodoland declar-
ing his intention to accept Queen Lii
as his spouse. He names Pio1a as his
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23
His observation-disclosures.

It was really amusing to see our
good brother Liesch lodging in and
out of store buildings to avoid cas-
tigation at the hands of Mr.. Baltrusch.
The writer was a witness to a greater
part of the transaction and knows
whereof he speakes. 1t was very evil
dent that there would have been some
shot air" if the scribe had allowed
Mr.. Baltrusch to get close enough.
Whenever Mr.. Liesch breaks into edi-
torial writing in his own defense as he
did last week, his utterances are al
ways marked by the language that
comes from the slums of the city, where
the men who are attacked Immediately
call each other liars and pull their re-
volvers. Never having been educated
in such methods we confess our ina
bility to meet Mr.. Liesch on his own
ground, it savors too much of the
filth of the back alleys where refuse
collects and fostering in the sun brings
disease and death to all intelligence.
It takes courage to be a man, but any
fool can get behind a stone wall and
shout defiance and then run. We
don't blame Mr.. Liesch for getting
out of the way; there is a good big
pile of him and if he had had horse
whip wrapped about him few times
it would have taken the hurt some time
to get out of his system, but think how
many people it would have gratifed.
One should have some consideration
for his friends.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23
HAS ANOTHER CHARACTER
Tramp Minister Claims He Lived in
Sleepy Eye.

Shady characters seem to be staple
product Of the village of Sleepy Eye
Lake. Within the past few weeks
Grifithyille has figured prominently
in press dispatches of sensational
nature and last Saturday a tramp
minister claiming to hail from Sleepy
Eye worked upon the sympathy of his
brother pastors in St. Paul and Mime
apolis. Of his doings Sundays ST.
Paul Globe had the following.
The minister of the Presbyterian
church who was warned to leave Min
neapolis under suspended sentence
for vagrancy Friday was sent to his
home at Neilsville, Wis, last night by
the St. Paul Relief society. The man,
who says his name is "Rev." D. c..
Borgers, applied last July to a Pres
byterian minister in St. Paul for aid,
and was given money to return to his
home, but he failed to leave the city.
He applied to the Relief. society for
aid yesterday and number of minis
tiers were notified of the mans condi-
ton, with the result that one advanced
money sufficient to send the man to
his home. Relief Agent Huchins &C
|companied the man to the train last
night to see that he went off.
Borgers says that he was at one time
an ordained minister of the Presby-
terrain church, and that he had
charge of congregations at Lacrosse,
Sleepy Eye and Neilsville. He left his
last charge six years ago, and since
has been drifting aimlessly about.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23
JOrgenScn'S For Militia.

Capt. Nordley, state military store
keeper, last week received from the
United States war department. Mime
sota's allowance Of l, 500 Krag-J orgen-
sen rifles. The guns are of the regu-
lation 3O-30 calibre and are furnished
the state troops under the provisions
of the law passed last winter making
the militia provisional reserve force
which may be called out at any time
by the national government. Capt.
Nordley will distribute the arms with
in very short time and he will be
able to send each company command
er SIS weapons. AS each company now
has five, their armament will be in
increased to total of sixty stands.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23
Large Warehouse to Be Built.

Jacob Klossner, Jr., has perfected
plans for the erection OF large ma
chinery warehouse, which will be put
up on his Broadway property. The
building is to be 40x50 feet in size and
will stand in the rear of the New Ulm
opera house, between that building
and the alley. It will be but one story
in height, with 16-foot posts, and the
interior arrangement will consist of
two 18-foot floors on either side Of the
building with driveway in the center.
It is to be completed this fall and will
be used by Robert Fesenmaier for the
storage Of farm machinery OF all
kinds.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23
TOPRINTERS.

l have for sale limited number of
copies of 'Tricks of the Trade' which
has met with appreciation wherever it
has been sold. The work includes
many little tricks be learned
in ordinary offices. It is the kernel of
many years. experience and sells for
rs cents. The recipe for tableting glue
which it contains is alone worth the
price. Address all letters to Asa P.
Brooks, New Ulm, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23
Real Estate Transfers.

Union Congregational Church OF
Sleepy Eye to Margaret Dineen, Z 10
and IL, B IA, Sleepy Eye, 1875.
marguerite Haubrich to Franz Ho-
gen, L IL, B 10, S New Ulm, 500.
John N. Macho to Henry Maeho, Z
ID, b SO, n New Ulm, S75.
Friederika Kersting to Herm. Koop,
= s, B IA, n New Ulm, 1926.
John Gabriel to Ferd. Hofschild, {
4, B d, n New Ulm, 81 400.
Thos. Hogen to Chas. p. Cutting.
Ii, 2 and 3, B I, Brack. LIST Add, ,
Sleepy Eye, s., 600.
Martin Arbes to Albert Dalluge.
155 acres, S 80, TIL, r 80, s, 100.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23
Carol D. Wright to whom was left

Carol D. Wright to whom was left
the decision of the trouble between the
labor unions and the Pennsylvania
mine owners, holds that the employer
has the right to discharge men with
out giving the cause and is not an
swerable to the union therefor. This
question has been bone of contention
between union workmen and employers
for many years and the foundation
for many strikes.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

Marshall has lost two of it's repre-
sentative men by death the past week,
G. M. Boutelle and S. N. Harrington.
The former was superintendent of the
city schools and the latter register of
deeds for Lyon county. Both men
died suddenly of paralysis of the
heart.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

Redwood Falls is congratulating it.
self that there is a railroad in Texas
which has made slower time than the
branch from Sleepy Eye. The former
got train in only 1040h late and
the latter is seldom more than ten
hours late.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

The department stores are showing
that August was one of the best months
they ever had, and August is generally
rather dull at that.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

When a man calls another a liar
the wish is most times father to the
thought and if man is certain that
another is a liar he is not satisfied
with calling him that, he proves it.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

Notoriety has come unsolicited to
Sleepy Eye. Between Kimball's eff
forts to make the place known and the
outlaw in Canada who claims to be
from that city there is little more in
that line that can be wished for.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-09-23

Santa Claus has got back from his
summer outing and says it's going to
be the greatest Christmas ever.