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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Landingham twins who won first
| prize in their class. These interesting
| little people, Master Ralph and Miss
| Deane, are the children Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Ralph Van Landingham, both of
whom are known in Savannah. Mrs.
Van Landingham was Miss Susie Har-
wood, a sister of Mrs. A. B. NJ. Gibbes
Mr.. w. A. wilkins, Jr., has been
spending the past few days in Athens.
The Athens Banner says: Mr.. w. A
Wilkins, Jr., leaves to-day for Au-
gusta. He returns tomorrow with his
handsome racing automobile"
Mr. and Mrs. James L. Farie Jr.,
and their children have moved down
to their cottage at Tybee for the sum-
mer.
DR.. William Dancy. who has been
studying in Vienna, is now in London.
Miss Ferst and Miss Miriam Her
man, who have been attending Pam
lico School in Pompton, N. j., have re-
turned home for the summer holidays.
Miss Emma wilkins and Mrs. Her
bert Moore will leave tomorrow for
New York They will sail in a short
time for Paris, where Miss Wilkins
will study art during the summer.
Mrs. Pope of Montgomery passed
through the city yesterday on her way
to Tybee for a day or two. During her
stay in town she was the guest of
Mrs. F. NJ. Oliver.
Miss Johanne Lange Of Columbus is
the guest Of Mrs. Walter E. Coney at
$40 Lincoln street.
Mrs. Augustus Kelley and her chill
dren expect to leave shortly to spend
the summer in Virginia.
Mrs. H. S. Colding and the Misses
Vera and Edna Colding will leave
Thursday for New York.
Miss de Jarnette expects to leave for
Waynesville on the first of August to
spend the remainder of the summer in
the mountains.
Mr. and Mrs. Robert D. Reid whose
marriage took place Thursday are now
visiting at the former home of the
groom in Bishopville, S. c.. where a
reception was rendered them Friday
evening. Mrs. Reid was Miss Eleanor
Hazlehurst. Mr. Reid, who now resides
III fAtlcliitds 10 d IICpl6W OF MIS- JO0n
w. Chandler of this city.
Dr. J. Lawton HERS entertained
with delightful supper at Hotel Ty-
bee night before last His guests were
DR.. and Mrs. M. X. Corbin, Miss Ray
monde Cutter, and DR.. Brinkley of
Virginia.
Mrs. r. de T. Lawrence Of Marietta
is the guest of Mrs. A. A. Lawrence.
Invitations have been received in
this city to the marriage of Miss An
ME Manigault Tucker, daughter of Dr.
and Mrs. Henry N. Tucker of George
town, S. c., and Mr.. Elliott Maxwell
Lucas, June %, at prince George
Wiuyah at 6:15 o'clock in the evening.
Miss Eula Shuptrine, who has been
in attendance upon the Kleindworth
Conservatory of Music al Atlanta for
two years, has returned home after
graduating.
Mr.. Carl S. Stern has returned home
on a vacation from Baltimore where
he has been a student at Johns Hop
kins University.
Mrs. Fife Kitchings and little daugh-
ter, Ruth, have returned to the city
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Probably the fact that the princess
bonnet and other forms of a similar
description have been taken up serious
ly by the best people in England, may
have an influence on fashions here,
says the June Millinery Trade Review.
Many orders for bonnets have lately
been executed by the Paris milliners
for court ladies in London. At the off,
cial afternoon reception, held by the
King and Queen at Hollywood Castle
last week, all the ladies' wore bonnets
or capotes. The greater number of
these are made entirely of gossamer
fabrics trimmed for the most part with
ostrich tips, lace and sequins. Some,
however, are built UP of combination
of gossamer and straw braids, and
these had generally plumes for trim
ming. In some few. cases strings were
added-the princess bonnet is not real
ly complete without this addition. AS
a rule, Parisians do not borrow their
millinery fashions from over the Chan
mel; still, it is an historical fact that
this has happened more than once.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14
KINGS DAUGHTERS, MUSICAL.

Circle No. Z of the Kings Daugh-
ters will give an ice cream festival
and sale at Knights of Pythias Hall
Tuesday afternoon, to be followed by
musical in the evening. The enter
tainment will continue from 4 o'clock
until II, and it is expected that many
will attend. The programme for the
musical is as follows:
Miss Addie May Gibson, instru-
mental
Mr.. Winburn, instrumental.
Miss George Riley vocal.
Miss Nellie Allen, vocal.
Miss Essie Wyatt, instrumental.
Miss Sloan. recitation.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14
- SOCIETY OUT OF TOWN. X

spent several days here during the week
with relatives. 4..F
Mrs. Ben Grace will leave in a few
days for North Georgia, where she will
spend the summer.
Mrs, Minnie Girdner of Poulan, Ca,
is visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
J. c. English on Jane street.
Miss Minnie Harrison has returned
from a visit to relatives at Blackshear
Mrs. e. Thomas of Sarasota, Fla. is
visiting relatives and friends in this
section.
Mrs. Bessie James of cambridge is
in the city on a visit to relatives.
Miss Halle Peacock of Wilnston
Fla, is in Waycross visiting her aunt.
Mrs. r. I. Flowers on Folks street.
Mr.. Ulmer S. Flowers of High
Springs Fla, is here on visit of
home folks.
Mr.. James H. Jones has returned
from a lengthy visit to Havana, Cuba.
and points in Florida.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14
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DOUGLAS SOCIETY NEWS.

Douglas, Ca, June 13.-Dr. R. G..
jackson of Brunswick is spending a
few days in the city.
Rev. ]. A. Cooper of Quitman and
Miss Amanda Brice of Sparks, a
charming soprano soloist, are assisting
Rev. j. l. oxford with the Baptist
Church revivals.
Misses Stella Stevens of Palmetto,
Fla, and Gertrude Harden of Quit
man, two charming young society la
dies, are visiting relatives in the city,
the guests of Mrs. T. S. Hart.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. o. DuVall have re-
turned home from a pleasant visit to
Mrs. DuValls parents at Elberton.
Mr.. Charles E. Bryan has returned
home after a month spent at Luster,
Fla.
Prof. and Mrs. ]. w. Hendricks spent
the week with friends in WaycroSs.
Mrs. j. B. Girardeau and daughter,
Ivylin, have returned home to Thorn
aston after a two-weeks' pleasant visit
to her sister, Mrs. Hoke Davis.
Miss Olive Gardner of Waycross is
visiting friends in the city, the guest
of Miss Mamie Thompson.
Miss Alkaline Conova, charming
young lady of Lake City, has returned
home, accompanied by Miss Annie
Ward after pleasant visit to her sis
ter, Mrs. w. P. Ward.
Prof. Aiken of the Southern Normal
Institute will spend the summer with
relatives in Indiana.
Mr.. Carl Campbell surprised his
many friends by returning home with
a charming bride. The happy couple
are at home to their friends at the
residence of E. L. Campbell, Gaskin
avenue
Miss Eva Bellinger of Melbourne.
Fla is visiting her brother, w, p. Bel
linger and family.
Prof. and Mrs. H. A. Smith of Reds
VILE are visiting relatives in the city.
Col. w. w. Mcdonald is on an ex-
tended visit to relatives in North Geor-
gia-
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14
JONATHAN BRYAN CHAPTER.

waycross, Ga, June 1S.-The annual
meeting of the Johnathan Bryan Chap
ter, Daughters of the American Rev
olution, was held last Thursday at the
residence of the regent, Mrs. j. H.
Redding, at which the following off,
GERS were elected for the ensuing year:
Regent. Mrs. ]. H. Redding; vice re-
gent. Mrs. Harry c. McFadden; sec
rotary, Mrs. John NJ. Cox; treasurer,
Mrs. j. H. Harley; registrar, Miss
Bessie Wright; historian, Mrs. Will
liam NJ. Toomer.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

here on visit to relatives and friends.
Miss Rosa Simmons has returned to
the city, after quite a long visit to
Townsville.
Mrs. Will Holder and child have re-
turned to the city, after spending some
time with relatives at Monticello.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14
/ SOCIETY,"

Screven, were examined at the Fort
Monroe Officers School last week on
the thirteen subjects, in which they
are required by the regulations to per-
feet themselves. Each passed very
creditable examination, Lieut.. Winslow
making an especially high mark.
Capt. Doores and Lieuts. Prentice
and Orr of Fort Screven, will leave
tomorrow morning for Fort Monroe
for examinations in the Officers School
Capt. Doores will also visit Washing
ton on business, returning in a week
or ten days.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14
FORT sCREvEN EVENTS.

Lieut.. E. L. Gilmer of Fort screven,
has been called to Greensboro. NC,
on account of illness in his family at
that place. After few days there he
will proceed to Fort Monroe, Va,
where he will be examined in the Off,
GERS School.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

The Earnest Workers of the First
Presbyterian Church will give a moon
light excursion to the bell buoy Thurs
day evening, June Is. The steamer
Clifton leaves the Whitaker street
wharf at Sis O'clock.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

of Hollonville and Mr.. Herbert Pea
cock of Rhine and Miss Corrine Walker
of Cochran and Mr. Clay Mephrine Of
Macon. The ushers will be Messrs. j.
A. Walker and Ralph Peacock, both Of
this place.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

An important meeting of Julia Nc
Leod Chapter of the Kings Daughters
will be held tomorrow afternoon at
o'clock in the Sunday-school room of
the Independent Presbyterian Church
Business of Importance will be trans
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Mrs. A. A. Lawrence and her little
daughter have returned from a visit to
Charleston.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14
ANNOINCEMENTs.

The Savannah branch of the Needle
Guild will meet Tuesday afternoon at
$50 o'clock at st. Johns Parish Hall.
All those interested are requested to
attend.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14
PEOPLE COMING AND GOING.

Miss May duBignon arrived in the
city yesterday morning, and left imme-
diately for Bluffton, where she will
spend some time with Mrs. Munner-
Ign.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Miss Minna Wilkins, who has been
studying at the Randolph Macon
Woman's College in Lynchburg, has
returned home FOR the summer.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Miss Vallie Chisolm, who has been
with Miss Ellen Morel in New York
is now visiting in Warrenton, Va.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Miss Angie Cubbedge and Mrs. Cub
hedge have returned from Augusta.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

The Atlanta Constitution, in an ac-
count of a recent baby show held at
'Brookwood,' Mrs. Joseph Thompson's
place, publishes a picture of the Van
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

acted and a large attendance is urged.
The engagement is announced of Miss
Frances Louisa Davis, the daughter of
Mr.. T. j. Davis, to Mr.. Charles Ne
viii. of New York.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Mr. Henry Allen will leave tonight
for GAINESVILLE. He will attend Cor
don Institute commencement. where he
was a pupil several years. Mr.. Allen
has a large acquaintance in North
Georgia, and he will spend his vaca-
ton UP state.
Mrs. p. L. Holt of Americas and Mrs.
j. Z. Mangham of Reynolds are Wis
iting the family of q. D. Respess at
Guyton.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Lieuts. Peace. Beckham, Mcbride
and Winslow, of the garrison at Fort
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Miss Grace Lee Brown of Atlanta
was a passenger on the City of Mem
phis yesterday after spending few
days in Savannah, the guest of Miss
Eula Shuptrine.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Miss Annie Kehoe, Miss May Cash
and Miss Susie Brooks are spending
some time in Washington, Ca
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

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Covers, lace trimmed ............. 10c
Ladies' Corset Covers, embroidery
trimmed OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. lsc
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Ladies' Muslin Drawers. bunch tuck or
lace trimmed ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 19c
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Ladies' Muslin Gowns. embroidery
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Ladies' White Lawn Shirt Waists. lace
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Ladies' Colored Madras Shirt Waists.
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Ladies' Bleached Jersey Ribbed oauze
Vests, tapped and crochet neck and
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Ladies' Bleached Jersey Ribbed Gauze
Vests lace yoke ,...,.s., I,...s.. Zoe
Ladies' exfra large size aedze Vests Zoe
Ladies corsefe, fuil bored ,,...., 2bc
Ladies summer cQrwis, an sizes 2lc
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Mrs. w. L. Mizelle has returned to
the city. She has been visiting friends
in Waycross and Blackshear. Miss
Beulah knight accompanied her and
will be the guest of Mrs. Farmer. S03
Tattnall street.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

The following little folks attended
the birthday party Of Master Felix
Mendel at the residence Of his parents
on Tuesday: Misses Stella Mendel
Helen Brady, Helen Leach, Marguerite
Craig, May Buttimer, Annie Salter,
Bertha Gutman, Misses Paul, Marguer-
tie Sullivan, Stella Otto. Misses Meis-
Ter, May Reilly, Masters Josie Mendel,
Jimmie Paul, William Coney. William
Buttimer, Harry and Jerome Gutman,
George Otto, Harold Counihan, Joe Sol
lar, James and John McNarra. Mas
ter Felix Mendel received many hand
some and useful gifts. Those that as
sisted Mrs. Mendel were Mrs. w. N.
Brady, Mrs. Coney, Mrs. Solar and
Mrs. Otto
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Cunningham, Miss Florence Stevens,
Mr.. Tracy Hunter, and Mr.. George
Hunter.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Mems Summer Balbriggan Under
shirts, long or short sleeves, Draw
ers TO match ..+...................l 9c
Mems Egyptian Yarn Summer Under
shirts, pure White, Unbleached or
AA6Hl biut ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 25c
Mems Superfine Bleached Gauze I'm
dershirts, Drawers to match -. zee
Mems Perca1e Outing Shirts 80. I9c
Mems Percale Negligee Shirts -. csc
Mems White Madras, White Pique.
fColored Percaie and Linen Shade Ba-
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White Linen Collars for Ladies and
Gentlemen, up-to-date shapes Zoe
Turkish Bath Towels, large and
A'Afs sFsssFsssF.f ssssssssssss..... Zoe
Bleoehed Damask Towels, knotted
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Table oil Cloth, white and oolors lac
Curtain Sfrim ...................... 4ikc
Bleached Twilied Toweling ....... ~
White Corded tiqpe .,.,s.......... Zoe
White Lace Striped Lawn ..,...... Zoe
WHITE blmity uf-t,s+..--s,s....... zoe
Ladies Jersey Ribbed Caaze Pants.
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Miss Ruby Powell has returned home
after having spent the past month with
the Misses Coxwell and Miss Floride
Satterwhite in Shellman.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

after pleasant stay of two weeks at
Thunderbolt, the guests of DR.. NJ. NJ.
McGehee's family.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Miss Florence. the daughter of Rev.
w. c. Schaeffer, pastor of the Luth-
eran Church, has returned home after
a successful year at Elizabeth College,
where she received the B. A. degree.
Miss Schaeffer carried off first honors.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14
THE QUESTION OF BoNNErs.

Mrs. D. c. Horgan of Macon is tn
guest of Mrs. Joseph F. Doyle.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Miss de Jarnette expects to leave for
Waynesviile on the first of August to
spend the remainder of the summer in
the mountains.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Mrs. H. S. Colding and the Misses
Vera and Edna Colding will leave
Thursday for New York.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Miss Johanne LANCE of Columbus is
the guest Of Mrs. Walter E. Coney at
$40 Lincoln street.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Mrs. Augustus Kelley and her chill
dren expect to leave shortly to spend
the summer in Virginia.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Mr.. and Mrs. Robert D. Reid whose
marriage took place Thursday, are now
visiting at the former home of the
groom in Bishopville, S. c., where a
reception was rendered them Friday
evening. Mrs. Reid was Miss Eleanor
Hazlehurst Mr.. Reid, who now resides
in Atlanta. is a nephew of Mrs. John
w. Chandler of this city.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

Mrs. Pope of Montgomery passed
through the city yesterday on her way
to Tybee for a day or two. During her
stay in town she was the guest of
Mrs. F. NJ. Oliver.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

DR.. ]. Lawton HERS entertained
with delightful supper at Hotel Ty-
bee night before last. His guests were
DR.. and Mrs. NJ. y. Corbin, Miss Ray
monde Cutter, and DR.. Brinkley of
Virginia.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-14

terday.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-09
Study of Men in Dark Africa.

The sociological character of African
man is of great interest. 1t has not yet
been treated scientifically. Travellers
have confined themselves mainly to
such novelties as they happened to
meet. Anthropophagy is extensively
practiced by some of the tribes near
the equator, and it would be we'll to
know why the practice is more general
there than elsewhere. Another curious
thing to know is whether stature is
influenced by environment, climate, or
diet. The tallest men found lived in
high altitudes-from 5000 feet above
sea level upward; the %sturdiest, from
5000 feet to 5000 feet; the shortest, ex-
cepting the pygmies, from sea level to
an elevation of 5000 feet. 1t deserves
study, as well, as to what effect the diff
ferent diets of tribes have on their ply
steal systems. Some live on wild ber-
ries and fungi, and ground vermin;
others on fish; others wholly on milk,
or on meat. or grain, or solely on vege-
tables. l was often tempted to pursue
the question as to whether such specific
foods affected the strength or intelli-
gence of tribes who thus limited them
selves to one kind of food.-Henry M.
Stanley in Success.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-09
SPREADING THE GOOD NEWS.

Whatcum, Wash, January 5th.-Mrs.
A. M. Ferguson, who came here from
Winnipeg, Manitoba, relates how that
great destroyer OF Kidney Complaints,
Dodd's Kidney Pills. first reached the
extreme Northwest corner of the Unit
ed States:
81 used Dodd's Kidney Pills for what
the Doctors pronounced Bright's Dis
ease in Winnipeg" Mrs. Ferguson
says, And the disease disappeared en-
tirely. That was about three years ago
and | enjoyed good health till about
two years later, when l removed to
Whatcom.
Whether It was the change Of clI-
mate l can't tell but my old trouble
returned in full force. My legs were
swelIed to nearly twice their size. I
could not go up or down stairs for
about Two months.
my husband hunted Whatcom for
Dodd's Kidney Pills but could get none
till a Druggist sent away and got them
for him.
Il began to get well as soon as I be-
gan taking them" Others in Whatcom
have learned to know and appreciate
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-09
Profit in Sumatra Tobacco.

The commercial success Of shade
grown Sumatra tobacco in the Connec-
ticut valley has been assured. Last
year Al acres of shade we're erected by
IL farmers, cooperating with the de-
partment @ agriculture, 1888 acres Of
which were planted in Sumatra and the
rest in ordinary Connecticut Havana
seed tobacco. The expenses of this
work averaged $657 an acre, and when
the crop was gathered in and made
ready for the market II was estimated
that it cost 51R cents a pound. The
ordinary tobacco grown In the open
fields brings in on an average from 18
to 20 cents a pound. The average price
paid for this shade grown tobacco was
$1.20 a pound, the price varying from
$3.50 for the best to rs cents a pound
for some mixed bales. The crop which
brought the best price sold for $1.63 a
pound on an average. The total area
cultivated in Sumatra tobacco in 1901
was 1888 acres. There were produced
81 1908 pounds of cured tobacco. and
actually baled Al ,046 pounds, the differ
ence being the loss on account of fer
m%entation, trash, and filler leaves. The
total cost of production. estimated al
s657.17 per acre, was 1923. 579. 26. The
total value, estimated at $1.20 pei
dren today by every first class teacher,
both private and in class, and they are
thoroughly learned and practiced, too
at every dancing school.
Then why is this iconoclast right
Society, when 1t grows up, will have
none of the dainty steps, except on spe-
cial occasions. For the last five years
at least. the two-step and waltz have
alternated on fashionable dance pro-
pound, the average price obtained al
the sale, was $40, 255. 20. This gave 6
net profit to the growers of $25, 675.9 "a
or 1888 per cent. The profits per acre
were as follows: OF baled tobacco, ex.
elusive of trash, there were obtained
Liza pounds per acre; the cost of this
was approximately s657.17 per acre; the
value, at $1.20 per pound, was $1,372.S0
giving a net profit of $715.63.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-09
Pointed Parapraphs.

A life of ease means a life of discon-
tent.
Love may be blind, but chaperons,
seldom are.
Soap dirt cheap" is the way a Kan
sas grocer advertises it.
1t takes a strong corporation to throw
a bridge across a river.
Never Judge a woman's mind by the
time it takes her to make 1t up.
If a mar who is injured in a railroad
wreck fails to ecover his heirs will try
to.
One trouble with the average reform
er is that he has no other occupation.
Cloves are responsible for the first
breath of suspicion in many happy fam
lilies.
When a man wins a bet he sets his
hat on the back of his head; when he
loses he pulls 1t down over his eyes.
A cursory glance over an undertake
er's books will convince any man that
ne saves a good deal every year by not
dying.-Chicago News.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-01-09
Pointed Paragraphs.

A sewing bee can't sting, but it does
a lot of buzzing.
Setting up the drinks Is what fire.
Quently upsets the drinker.
Humanity is always ready to lend a
hand-but it is often empty.
1t is said that sight drafts frequently
induce temporary blindness.
Were it not for love, many a girl
would be unable to make herself mis-
cradle.
Never advertise your troubles. II you
have bow legs, don't wear striped
trousers.
If a man is ever carried away by his
ideas, it must be done when he gets in
TO a train of thought.
Honesty is undoubtedly the best pol
lcy, but a good many men, somehow,
fail to keep their premiums paid up.
The man who sits around and waits
for his friends to find him a job Is al
Ways the first to line up in front of the
bar on a general invitation.-Chicago
News,