Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-10-14
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It often happens that q fractured
skull isn't all that 1t is cracked up to
be.
Loahng is never really a luxury
except when you have a lot of work
to do.
It may be we'll to "a a spade a
spade, but a diamond Isn't always
what 1t seems.
The fellow who blows his own horn
doesn't necessarily do it because he
likes music.
Some people practice economy, and
others are economical without much
practice.
It's all right to broaden your mind II
you don't also get enlargement OF the
Uranium.
It IL to be hoped that there are no
screws loose in the new British cabi-
net.
It is human nature for n mar to
ask another how be feels-also not to
care.
When a man calls upon his tailor IL
may be properly termed a clothes
call.
Il is better to deny q reporter an
interview than to give 1t to him and
then deny it.
When q girl throws an old beau Owe
he is forcibly reminded that youth will
have its ding.
Chicago is a hundred years old, but
is not yet over the cigarette period Of
its existence.
Those Chicago Equality" buttons
are too highly cOloTed to become pop
ular In the campaign.
Some men who believe in the divi-
sion Of labor let their wives do all tho
work and they do the rest.
Women are so queer they win mar
~ q man It would make them shudder
to have their sister like.
Mr.. Chamberlain will probably find
that political buzz-saW contests r
more exciting than healthful.
Many q man can see where his wife
would have made q good railway sec
ton boss but for the sccicent Of sex.
The pride that a woman gets out Of
her son being q coward is that he Is
not 30 likely to go into danger.
The novels may say to the contrary,
but, as a matter Of fact, there never
was a proposal that was q surprise
party.
The man who ridicules the ances-
tors of other people evidently SON
siders himself the fruit OF q special
creation.
SIT doesn't pay to cry over spilled
milk" says the man with the impress
sionistic nose; "but it's different with
q milk punch"
A wOman's idea of riches is being
able to put q hve-dOllar bill on tue
collection plate when the woman she
hates is looking.
The President does not "burst''
trusts after working hours and during
that time be is entirely too busy to
attend to tFem.
No wonder the iceman rolls in
wealth when n considers how much
Ice Il requires to make q glass Of lemo-
made ct 3 summer resort.
Uncle Sam with an income Of nearly
elk hundred millions q year ought 10
be able TO keep the wolf from the
door q while longer.
The annual period Of self-sacrihce
when the whale family must turn out
to carry Johnnie to the circus Is again
approaching.
A man in Boston has sent s2O6.7O to
the "conscience fund" of the treasury
department. There is q great deal OF
conscience-for Boston.
A stage joke in New York caused g
man to laugh himself to death. The
average stage joke does not kill 90
quickly and mercifully.
When q woman gets through worry
ing over whether the cellar is damp
she begins on whether the children
might no catch malaria from the
cellar next door.
It Is reported that q New York mar
who smoked from sixty TO eighty
cigarettes a day has gone crazy
Didn't have far to go, evidently.
A Mr. Ziegler, who Is responsible
for several arctic expeditions, wants
to ne mayor Of New York. His ex.
perienca trying to find the North POLE
will be dup icated.
A contemporary undertakes to tel
tw zen 10 drink champagne" wheI
everyone knows the proper time i
Wnen the other fellow pays for It.
Since the Salvation Army succeeded
IN dissrming a humber ofthe residentI
Of The mountain regions Of Kentucky
il might Try lie hand In Washington.
A murderer in California, sentenced
10 hang IL 1885, has just died ia bed q.
the age Of 80, Of paralysis. 1t scent
that the law was Paralyzed ct thl
same time.
The Ferris wheel has been rescued
from a junk pile in Chicago and vii
- one of the attractions ct the st
T.onis Exposi ion. Now watch tbs
wheels - round il the heads Of th'
Chicago paragFaphers.
A nam at 3 country tavern said, -
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