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br. MARY's ACADEMY.
Notre Dame, Ind.

We call the attention OF our readers ~
the advertisement of St Mary's Academy.
which appears in another column OF th.s
psp~r. NE do not need to expatists upon
ths scholastic advantages OF ST. Aary's for
Of work included in its curriculum. which
Il OF the b ghesi standard. aud 10 carried OCT
faithfully In the class rooms We simply
emphasize the spirit OF earnest devotion
which makes every teacher at ST. Mary :
loyalty strive to develop each young giIi
and most Intelligent w0manhood- k--ry
advantage of equipment In the class rooms.
laboratories and study rooms, every care In
ths matter OF food and clothing. and ga
eeptional excellence OF classic conditions
All ths.s features arc found at ST. Marys.
In the perfection OF development only To f-s
obtainest by the eons-crailon OF d1votrd
lives to educational Christian work. IN .
spos favored BY the Lord
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31
La soufrlere Again Active.

Kingston. Isle of st. Vincent, July
24.-The Soufriere volcano has been
slightly agitated since July 18th, emit.
ting puns intermittingly. which
caused clouds and low rumblings. A
severe earthquake shock was felt at
1:4O n. m. Tuesday, accompanied by
subterranean sound OF cracking.
which shook the buildings here and
threw the people into state OF con
sternation. fearing that disastrous
phenomenon would follow this earth
quake, similar to that of July II, 1902.
which preceded the eruption of Sep
tember 3, 1902.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Rome. July e5.-rhe nearer the
eonelays approaches. the more two
distinct tendencies are shown In the
Sacred College. especially among the
cardinals OF the curia. that is to say.
those living in Rome. but in which
the cardinal from the provinces as well
~ the foreign cardinal cannot help
participating. These two tendencies
spring from the personality OF cardi-
nal RAmpolla. as the great struggle
continues to be- in his favor or against
him. II Rsmpolla fnds that in the
firzt ballot he has a considerable mum
her OF votes. he will try again. II he
has few votes and ono OF his oppon-
ents has many. he will renouRee his
chance and he and his friends will
support INST. Cardinal Gotii. with
whom he has now come To some agree
agreement. and attempt to raise Got
II TO the supreme once. with Rampoi-
Ia as an ally.
This would mean the maintenance OF
Pops Leo's policy on exactly the same
lines and entrusted To the same men.
Hut Gotti inspires great disirust. be-
cause. Us he belongs To the religious
orders. he would render the situation
OF tho papaey extremely difficult AT
tho present moment. considering the
conditions prevailing in France. Spain
and tho Philippines
II seems. therefore. almost sure that
II al the first ballot IL Is not probable
that Gotti can he successful. this see
lion Of the Sacred coii.s. will de-
edo ON Cardinal III Pietro. one OF
Rampoiia's most faithful followers.
Rampolia. being a Slcillan. can count
on tho two Siciilan cardinals One OF
them. however. Cardinal c.i.sia. u
bishop OF Palermo. Is 30 old taimoai
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31
HaiIstorm In Denver.

Denver, July 25.-The rain and hall
storm of yesterday afternoon was one
of the most severe ever experienced
here. Hundreds of windows in all
parts OF the city were broken and
the floral companies of the city were
especially heavy losers. In many
cases hailstones measuring nearly six
and half inches in circumference
were found. and the force of tne hail
was such that it pelted horses, caus-
ing them to run away. One man was
hit on the head by hailstone and bad
ly injured.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31
Lorenz Operation Successful.

Rawlins. Wyo., July 25.-Dr. Thomas
G. Maghee has removed the cast
which DR.. Lorenzo placed on the leg of
the daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. c. r.
Bell eight months ago. The little one
had congenital dislocation of the hip,
and was taken to st. Louis to be treat
ed by the famous surgeon. who left
the case in the hands of DR.. Maghee
after he had set the hip. The doctor
states that the operation has been sue
cessful and that the little girl will
shortly have as good limb as II it
had never been afflicted
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31
Kansas Quarantine Modified.

Topeka, Kan, July Ex-Governor
Bailey announced yesterday that the
order providing for the dipping of cat
tie of the western Kansas counties
would be modified. Some of the coun-
ties assert that cattle coming from
Colorado are not affected with the
mango, and that therefore the order
works an unnecessary hardship on
them,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

The State Land Board at its meeting
July 22d ordered the sale of 160 acres
of land in San Miguel county for a
reservoir site at the price of ten dol
lars an acre. The sale was made to J..
H. Adams. for the benefit of the Farm
ers' Alliance. Another reservoir site of
forty acres in Rio Grande county was
sold to former Senator Thomas NJ.
Bowen. A tract of 100 acres in Coneios
county. sold to Charles p Dunn, was
ordered to revert to the state for fail
tre to fulfill conditions
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

The sooner man understands
after he gets married that his rela-
tionship to his house is the same as n
cashiers to his business firm. the
greater n success he will be as n good
husband.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Is girl as modest as she loolis? 1t
is the question which has driven many
an old bachelor to strong drink. and
then remained as much as an insoluble
mystery as it was when Adam first
came face to face with it and passed
81 up TO posterity.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

The automobile is no longer to be
classed as so English. you know,
John Bull having decided to forbid ex'
hibitions of speed on the public high
ways, as he prefers to have his sub
jects MANNED in foreign wars instead
of mangled for fun at home.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

In deciding that the quick-lunch
restaurant patron may eat with his
hat on the New York court was taxi
ing reasonable ground. What time
has the American business man to
take off his hat before eating?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Scientists say death is in iced tea,
and advise that water at a tempera-
ture of, about 65 degrees is the only
thing to drink in hot weather. How
about those icc-cold springs we used
10 dip 1t from when we were boys?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Dealers say that n soon as . Gus
toner tries Defiance Starch Il Is i'm
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch. Il can be used cold
or boiled.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Denver woman has written book
which is intended as reply TO Mary
MacLano's warm work. Why poke up
the dead, especially in this hot wealth.
cr?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

NJ. Santos Dumont has been taking
up children for ride in his airship.
1t is pleasant to be told that plucky
American boy, 10 years old, was the
first to take a trip above the trees.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Gen. Cassius NJ. Clay is thought to
be crazy because he loves his wife
who has twice deserted him. We
can't understand why the lady doesn't
file an indignant protest.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

The London Lancet advises par.
onts not to have fat baby. What
would the Lancet have them do with
tho child? Give 1t away?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Jim Corbe,t uses punching bag
filled with 225 pounds OF sand. and
Bob Fitzsimmons says that all the
sand Corbctt has is In this bag.
Enocker!
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

The fool and his money arc soon
parted. But the fool usually has money
10 be parted from. and it's mighty sell
dom youll find the wise man so well
heelcd.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot Gsss-
A powder to shake into your shoes II rests
the feet. Cure. S~oiirn. Sore. Hot. csilols.
Aching. Sweating feet aud insfo~ing Nails
Aliens Foo,-Ess1 makes new of tight
Shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and
shoe stores. sc. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Aiiea s. Oimsted. Ls Roy. n. Y.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Don't you know that Defiance
Starch besides being absolutely sup~-
rior to any other. Is put up is ounces
In package and sells NJ same price
a. i:ounce packages Of other kinds!
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

New York society women arc wear
lag men's hose. and. strange TO say
the men are raising no objections.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Mr.. Gr-.n-i'ii have to buy some ns~
stockings. These arc not NJ to b~ seen.
Mr Gfr-n-tm slad Sag'N- eofne 90 my
opinion about those op~nwork aHaiF-.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

On second thought King Peter is
hrmiy opposed TO reg!e!de as poiit
teal eSpedient.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Sir Thomas Upton may not have
brought over winning yacht, but he
siili has that winning smile.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

wiliie-lIsxie beats US all shooting.
She sent you this ine duck by me
And-ah-a kiss. Louise-Thank you.
You may take both around TO the col
ored cook.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

william Zimmerman attempted TO
loop the loop on roller skates at In
dIanapoliS last Monday. Tho fool
Killer was present.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Even sinners are not satisfied with
the wages they receive,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

When the Mad Mullah RECEIVERS he
will probably swear off as far as
Abyssinians are concerned and in
future fight only against the British.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

China now has the pleasant altcrna.
tive OF deciding whether II prefers TO
be drubbcd by the Anglo,JapancSe nj.
lance or by Russia.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Colombia possibly fears that n It
had that sio.000.oOo In it's safe n
dozen revolutions would be after 1t
before morning.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

The man with his ear TO the ground
may hear more than other people. but
,hc iroubla Is he hears too much that
is not 20.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Tho Worcester Evening Gazette
eonvIc;s Its.it ot icss majestic by
speaking Of the lid potcn,a,o OF
spain.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

No. II wasn't a paper away ou, In
Kansas .r Arizona. but tho Boston
Herald that said. mir sanEcy Ia now
cut of sight"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Laureate Austin has Just written
drama which is every bit as good as
anything he ever wrote.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

It now looks as II Sir Thomas would
once more have to rer'oss the herring
pond In cheerful bu, cupless eondI'
tlon.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

yoa may have noticed that 1t is
always n boy or n man who dies OF
IockJaw. The female sex is too strong
for the ,ctanus germ
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

No on. would object to a iudieious
merger Of the floods in the West with
the forest fires In the East.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Lieut.. Peary announces again that
ko ,E willing to lead another polar eS-
pfdItIou. But nobody seems to notice
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

What's III. matter with Fiio7-' "oh
Isn't II too hotrid; I gave him to N,
lsundress to wash. and shv stareh-'
him"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Instead of advertising that it is the
coolest place in the country some
summer resort will make hit by ad-
yertis;.g that it is the warmest.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

What a pity nature did no, furnish
something as good AS tobacco thai
would not be harmful.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

By this time Admiral Cotton must
wear the smile that wont" etc
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Glass is going TO be higher. I-ooi
out for the windows. ye players o
Gne-oldeat.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

TELL me-" he said. "a pleasant book
To take On my vacation
"a check book" she replied. without
A moments hesitation.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Sometimes a Greek cabinet doesn't
even wait for the first payday.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Around the world in nine and ore
half minutes is not so sIos.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

Nrs. wissisu's S1othtaE syrur.'
vor etiarva tssihiaG softsas TIC suts 70 vis<ss ~
eAnsii0s. sIisIs ssis. stse cote - sse<ias.
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n... ' sss Il sisss'is ss.as ssts :,s.s .s one OF

asked the p-iii-r. ~ am said the
householder sadly. my wife died last
week"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

u Russia ever permits the open door
In Manehuria II will be because tho
Yankee unlocked IL.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

me miidsst tobacco that xrows 10 nseA
In the makeup OF BaKtsfs buIlhsAd b
cent cigar, TfS one and sss-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-07-31

''in winter It's too cold ter work .
says q coiored philosopher. and In sum
msr de suns dss hot enough fsf-sIssp-
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smok. baxter. .'Buiihsad'. s-esnt cigar.

Eiia-Don't you hate to see q mar
make u fool Of HIMSELF Stcila-Scr. II
It's about another woman.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24

ciasped In the arms Of tall, hanissms
man OF four or five and twenty.
"Ihda." said the proud matron. ssriv.
ing to disengage herself from the affec-
| tionate clasp, this is my son Stephen.
and-why, what's the matterY'
For Stephen had dropped her haads
with an exclamation of surprise and
amazement, and Ida stood there glowing
crimson.
"Lida! Why, mother. this, is a sar-
prise indeed that you have prepared for
mer'
II prepared" echoed the astonisAed
old lady. well, that's good un, when
I'm ten times as much surprised as you
be! Ida, what does this mean?'
"It MEANS" said Ida, with denare
smile-she was beginning to recover heI
scattered -possession-"i means that
this is the gentleman 1 am to be married
to!"
Stephen cried Mrs. Nisbett, els Ida
to be your wife?''
She has given me her promise to tAat
effect, at least" said Stephen, looking
proudly down upon his lovely little
fiancee.
"Well, If it don't beat all how queer
things do happenv' said Mrs Nisbett,
her face radiant. ''And you've been Hv-
in neighbor to me these six weeks and
never knowed it. Ida, why dida't
you tell meY'
Because I never dreamed that Ste
phen Risingham, my betrothed western
lover, was anything to Mrs. Nisbett."
said Ida, laughing.
.'There tits, nowv' CALCULATED the farm
er. "How was she to know that he was
only my nephew, adopted when his par
ents died, twenty good years ago? We've
always called him son, and he's always
been son to u.s. But Ida didn't know.
Old woman, what do you say to Ste
phen's wife?"
Mrs. Nisbett clasped Ida to her
heart.
81 do say" she calculated, 'this is tAs
thankfullest Thanksgivin' ever lived to
seev'-New York Daily News.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24

Miss Stewart is rated one Of Ohio's
pfettiest girls, and was society belle
before she thought of studying law. In
her butterfly days she satisfied her en-
ergetic disposition by engaging in So
Geological work. On one occasion there
was big banquet for newsboys. Miss
Stewart was on hand, and decided that
some OF the boys might like apples.
So, like Lady Bountiful, she went
among them with an apronful of rosy
checked pippins. Who wants a nice
red appleY' she asked, in her most sill
very tones. 1t took several policemen
and some Of the older boys to rescue
her from the scrambling mob of
newsies. The experience was discour-
aging, but she stuck to her work for
some time afterward.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24

CallOused Feet.-Never pare the cal
loused skin on tender feet except un-
der absolutely necessary conditions be-
cause frequent pairing makes it form
faster. Such spots represent an effort
Of nature to overcome the dangerous
effect of long continued pressure.
Those who stand for many hours daily
are prone to this condition When
the calloused spot needs removal ap-
ply the following to the thickened
parts for five nights: Salicylic acid
~ drains, sulphuric ether two drains,
tincture of indian hemp two drains.
flexible collodion fifteen drains, mix.
On the sixth night soak the feet in
hot water and the callous will come
off. Avoid pressure and it is not like
ly to return.
Wounds.-Three useful things to
have in the home as a provision in
case of wounds not sufficiently seri-
GUS to necessitate the calling in of
medical attendant, are spool of ad-
hesive plaster, some fodoform gauze
and package of carbolated absorb
ent cotton. Cleanse and dry the cut
surface as well as possible with wad
of the cotton, using moderate pressure
and elevating the part If necessary to
check the flow of blood Do not ap-
ply any water. Bring the cut sur
faces together and retain them there
with as few and as narrow strips Of
the plaster as will suffice, cutting them
In good length. Then cover the wound
with dozen or SO thicknesses of the
iodoform gauze which should extend
an inch at least beyond the wound.
Over the gauze apply, a liberal layer
of the absorbent cotton, allowing it to
extend beyond the gauze The cotton
may be kept in place by bandage of
cheese-cloth or when suitable a part
of the leg of a stocking may be drawn
over it. Moderate pressure if evenly
distributed is helpful. The pressure
of string is hurtful. Keep the part
moderately elevated and take care that
there is no construction Of the limb
above the wound by 4 garter or other
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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24
No Need To Rise.

In one of Glasgow's finely laid out
cemeteries rich citizen, who was
notorious as a skeptic, had erected a
massive mausoleum on what he termed
"his ancestral plot"
One day he met worthy elder of
the kirk coming away from the vicin-
tty Of the imposing mass Of masonry,
80 he said to him:
s.Weel. Dauvit, we've been up seein'
that gran erection O. mine?"
Deed, hiv' l, sirY'
"Gey strong place that, isn't it? I'll
TAX man a. his time tae rise oot o.
yon at the day O. Judgment
.'Hoots. ma mon," said David, "ye
can gle yersel little fash aboot risin'
gin that day comes. They'll TAX the
bottom cot OF taes let ye IA doom
London Spare Moments.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24
WHEN THAhksolvlN COMES.

Coin to have a joyful day
Bout next Thursday down our way
Relatives IL all be here
Conin' now firm far an near.
Got a turkey home. I'll bet
Is the biggest we've had yet;
Always lots to eat, I've found
When Thanksgivin' comes around.
Pa. he'll carve the noble bird,
Tellin' all the jokes he's heard;
Ma, she'll keep things movin' right,
Everyone'll talk a sight
All exeeptin' Bill an me
Wen be still as still can be,
Won't have time to make sound
When Thanksgfvin' comes around.
Gollyi but it's bully, though,
Havin' relatives, you know.
Ma Jest smiles when Bill and
Take second piece Of pie;
Pa, he'll only laugh and roar
When we pass our plates Ter more;
Never's scolded US ner frowned
When Thanksgiyin' comes around.
Uncle Jim sez me an Bill
g lest about ez hard to fill
Ez two elephants, but Gee! t-t
If they'll only let US be
We won't care fer what they say,
But Jest grin an eat away.
Well be full clear firm the ground
When Thanksgivin' comes around.
Council Bluffs Nonpareii.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24
Good News by Wholesale.

A postal card sent from BiIiville to
one of the absent brethren reads:
Dear Jim-Nuthin' but good news
to tell you. Your crap paid off the
mortgage, your brother broke out O.
jail, an your daddy has jest got $1,000
out of the railroad fer runnin' over his
leg. Amt Providence providin At
lanta Constitution.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24

had already made
her mark at the
Ohio bar.
Lord Mansfield,
Lord Chief JUS
tice of England,
was her great
grandfather, SO
she comes to her
legal talent quite
naturally. She has
decided to under
take metropolitan
practice
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24
(To be continued.)
A legal Exnectation-

An Illinois attorney argued to the
court one after another of a series of
very weak points, none of which
seemed to the court to have any merit,
until the court finally said:
"Mr. -, do you think there is any
thing in these points?''
To which the attorney replied: sWell,
Judge, perhaps there isn't much in any
one of them alone, but 1 didn't know
but your Honor would kind of bunch
them. Case and Comment.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24

After following the races a littl
while man gets so far behind tha
he Is seldom able to catch up.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24
British Postal Deficit.

The deficit on account of the British
postal telegraph is $4,5O0,00O. for the
year.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24

Nothing surprises the woman who
marries man to reform him like the
success of her efforts.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24
FAIR OHIO BARRlSTER.

Descendant OF Famous British Judge
Now Practices Law.
"On notion Miss Gabrielle Town
send Stewart, Cleveland, o., has been
admitted to the New York bar. She
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24

Conduct is three-fourths of life.-Mat-
thew Arnold.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24
soliloquy of a Turkey.

know that Thanksgiving days most here,
And 1t makes me long to fly,
For I've reached my prime, and it's mighty
clear
That Its time for me to die.
saw the head of the house come out,
And he smiled as he gazed at me,
And he cried aloud that there was
doubt Z
What a comfortable meal I'd be.
oh, I've got to go! And 1t gives me at,
Thought it isn't so much for my life
That care about, but he can't carve bit,
And I've got to be hacked by his wife.
New York Herald
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24
Thanksgiving Day.

Our pilgrim fathers left US good ex-
ample when they set aside a day IN
which to devote our thoughts to count
ing up the blessings of the year-not only
to outside causes Of prosperity, such as
the abundance of our crops, the good
fruit year, peace and plenty everywhere.
but we should count our personal bless
ings, zone by one;" even in those where
sorrow and trouble are ever present-rAe
blessings would outnumber the Attic
tions.
Is it not something to see the blue sky
and the green fields, to hear the joyous
song of the birds, to have the use of our
limbs, and, better far, clear brain and
an active mind? Let us keep our hearts
tuned to praise and thanksgiving, then
we will bring smiles to other faces that
seldom smile. These are little things, but
life is made up of little things.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-11-24

"Oh, oh, cried Ida, who had fut-
tered to the window, what glorious red
leaves speckled over with little drops of
gold! May make some wreaths for the
wall? Oh, please say yes"
Mrs. Nisbett said "yes''-it would have