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The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

Here is a problem: Which hurts
the worse: To get over love af-
fair by marrying, or to get over it
by not marrying?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

A woman who had an operation
performed, met another woman who
had an operation performed, at the
corner of Fourth and Commercial
at eight this morning, and at four
this afternoon, when the Globe went
to press, they We're still talking.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

Here is the situation: Your
friends will not tell you the truth,
and you will not listen when your
enemies try 1t.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

A man should save up his money
in order to be able to afford, when
he is 60, time for that necessary half
hours nap at neon.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

1t is not discreditable for a man
or woman to get over a love affair;
but there is something wrong with
one or both when two friends quar-
rel.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

The first token of autumn to you
may be the scarlet on the leaves,
but to us it is a willingness to give
up our share of the watermelon.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

Marriage is supposed to bar man
from trying to make other women
fall In love with him, but the only
real bar Is old age.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

Some time ago it was announced
that Lieutenant Burbank, Sweet
Thing in shoulder straps from Leav-
enworth couldn't marry because a.
woman over in the Philippines
claimed to be his wife. Burbank de-
MED it, and the girl would marry
him in the face of such calumny. Now
comes a suit brought by the lieuten-
ant to divorce him from the Philip
pino maid. This would be an ad-
mission of guilt in civil service, but
it doesn't seem to be in the army
There is too much of a disposition
to treat boy as an object created for
ridicule. The writer of this was re-
Gently in an establishment on upper
Commercial street in which boys were
applying for work in answer to an
advertisement. Every boy that came
in was regarded as a huge joke by
the workmen; he was "joshed" and
banded and ridiculed until he must
have felt as if he would never try for
another job. Not one of the boys an
sWered back in any way, but patient
ly waited. Not one of the workmen
seemed to think the boys had feel
ings, and in some instances referred
to their personal appearance. 1t was
an outrage, and proves the fact that
many of us do not understand polite
ness and Kindness and need only the
opportunity to show our brutality.
An Atchison mother yesterday af-
ternoon got four little children ready
in clean clothes and ribbons to take
to the picnic at Forest Park. She
had spent the morning baking for
the event and had a big basket
packed with things which the child
rem solemnly counted off to each
other as they sat waiting for their
mother to get herself ready. A big
black cloud came up, and it thun-
dered. The old women in the neigh
Dorhood came rushing in to say that
IL would never do to go to the pic
mic; that frightful storm was com
ing up. Would mother heed such
wicked advice, the children Won
dered. She looked at the four anx-
lous little faces, took look at the
clouds, looked at the little faces
again and announced that she didn't
intend to let little cloud like that
Keep them home, Hurrah for mother.
And when the little party came home
two hours later, soaked to the skin.
with the pretty ribbons and hats ali
draggled, the children still said hur-
ran for mother. She knows better
than to disappoint her children even
If storm does threaten.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

An Atchison girl accepted an offer
of marriage one evening, and the
young man didn't show up at the
house again for four nights. She is
asking her friends what they think
of it, Is this customary, or does it
indicate that he is a monster?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

An Atchison man who recently
went east on a vacation estimates
that he spent 81 on weight slot ma
chimes, while killing time while his
wife shopped.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

Married men should remember that
if they go out and play with fire,
they will some day repent because
they didn't stay at home and play
with the baby.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

If a woman finds out that she has
made a mistake in her marriage, she
makes the best of it, and when a man
makes a similar discovery, he makes
the worst of it,
The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1903-10-09

A new hat has struck town, and it
doesn't suit. All we can say is, it
was purchased in Nampa, Idaho, and
must be a late style because it was
purchased of a man just opening a
clothing store and he certainly had
no old goods.
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11
SEVERE ATTACK OF GRIP
Cured by One Bottle Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy.

when / had an attack of the grip
last winter 1.-THE second one / actually
cured myself with one bottle of Cham
beralin's Cough Remedy" says FranE
W. Perry, editor of the Enterprise.
Shortsville, n. Y. 'This is the
honest truth. at times kept from
coughing myself to pieces by taking "A
teaspoonful of this remedy, and when
the coughing spell would come on at
night l would lake dose and it
seemed that in the briefest interval the
cough would pass off and / would go
to sleep perfectly free from cough
and its accompanying pains. To say
that the remedy acted as most agree.
able surprise is patting it very mild
ly. / had no idea that it would or
could knock out the grip, simply be-
cause i had never tried it for such
purpose, but ii did. and it seemed
with the second attack of coughing
the remedy caused it to not only be of
less duration, but the pains were far
less severe. and l had not used the
contents of one bottle before Mr.. Grip
had bid me adieu. :" For sale by all
druggists.
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11
. Purely Personal .
: Thomas Robinson went to Den

Thomas Robinson went to Dem
yer on No. 10 today.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. W. Nixon re-
turned from Denver last night.
Mrs. Nose Griffith left today for
visit with friends at Superior, Colo
II II. Rodda and son. b. q Rodda,
and Rev. Armstrong, are in Denver
today.
"A. f. Meyers the feed man. went
to Salida on an early morning tram
on business.
oliver Jones and Miss Mollie
Eynon drove to Canon this afternoon
to visit friends.
Mrs Thomas of Montrose who
has been visiting Mrs. Julius McCand-
less. left today for her home.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. G.. Ricketts,
went to Pueblo yesterday where they
will open up new and second hand
store.
--Aman Moore was in the city to-
day after returning from an examina-
tion of certain geological formations
in the hills.
j. F. Terrence returned from
Denver today where he has been on
business for the Fremont Mining and
Development company.
Mrs. w. NJ. Sheridan will leave
Friday for Chicago where she Will
take two year course in the Garfield
Park training school for nurses.
Manager ]. Wallace of the Unit
ed returned from Denver today.
Harry Robinson is transacting
business in Canon this afternoon.
DR.. J. b. Helwig of Bellefon-
taine, Ohio, arrived for visit with
Mr.. and Mrs. J. NJ. Proctor. The
doctor is a Presbyterian minister and
is also an uncle of Mrs. Proctor.
MIR. and Mrs H. Rodda are en-
joying visit from their old pastor,
Rev. Armstrong. of Ration, New Mex-
leo, also of their son and his wife,
Mr.. and Mrs. b. G.. Rodda, of Ration,
New Mexico.
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11
Florence and Cripple Creek and Associated
Companies
Colds are Dangerous.
cave Canon City

How often you hear it remarked:
IT'S only cold" and few days
later learn that the man is on his
back with pneumonia. This is of
such common occurrence that "a cold.
however slight, should not be disre-
gnrded. Chamberlain's Cough Rem.
edy counteracts any tendency toward
pneumonia. 1t awlays cures and is
pleasant to take. Sold by all drug
Riste.
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11
Notice.

Bids will be received by the Port
land Cooperative Association for the
construction Of a brick building to be
erected at this place.
The building will be 40 by so, two
stories.
Specifications may be had at the
office of the Portland Cement Co., or
by request of the association.
All bids must be in by April 10th.
A-l8
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

There will be something doing on
the Florence Electric line within the
next five days. As soon as Engineer
Kelley returns from Salida he will
take his corps of assistants and go to
Canon and lay out the big viaduot
that is to connect the towns of Canon
and South Canon
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

A uioe lunch was served at the
Presbyterian church last night to the
workers-all those engaged in the
revival work were present
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11
The Florence Iron Works is at pres

The Florence Iron Works is at pres
ent installing many improvements at
its plant south Of the ID. q K. G.
depot. A new brick oven 10xl2 used
for the roasting Of cores has just been
completed. This is great conven-
ience on the old style. A car on
which the core has been placed is run
into the oven where it is roasted, saw
ing much time and labor. The shears
ald punch for cutting and rivetirg
steel for the construction of boilers
has been attached to the line sIIafting
giving power for this work whereas
It was formerly done by hand. A
crane is employed to handle the heavy
work saving the men from much
heavy lifting. The Florence Iron
Works under the ownership of Mr.
Parnall is gradually forging to the
front until it is today able to compete
with any plant of like nature in the
state, while the work has always
proven the very best.
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11
We Don't Carry Mail

But we do carry nice line of bread,
pies, cakes, cookies, etc. Leave your
house number and the wagon will
call at your door. Hoffman Bros. If
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

Grand ball March nth in Morgan
hall Everyone especially invited.
Music from Pueblo. 10
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

Manager Hover of the Dorcas mill
of Florence is in camp looking over
the situation He reports the plant
gradually increasing its capacity and
expects to be handling 100 tons day
in the near future. The improve.
ments have been completed and the
mill is now treating 1875 tons day1
Cripple Greek Times.
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

Progressive high five party at Kel.
ler's hall Wednesday evening, March
IL. All Modern Woodmen, Royal
Neighbors and their friends invited.
Refreshments and musical entertain
mept. Price 20 cents couple. 90
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

Will be better everytime. Prof.
Vans Friday night dance 9-1l
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

A new cashier arrived for the ID. &
r G. depot last evening and took up
his residence at the home of Mr. and
Mrs Il j. Monroe of Vest Third
street. The young man arrived at
5:30 and is a good healthy boy. weigh
ing 91s pounds. The mother and
child are both doing nicely and E. ].
is doing the proper thing with cigars
among his many friends. The Trib-
une extends its best wishes.
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

A genuine Navajo rug will wear a
life time. For sale at Browns
Pharmacy. 5tf
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

The Conejos County Oil company
has some very fattering prospects.
Buy stock NOW. 2tf
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11
TO RENT
FOR SALE

DOR SALE-rhirty- hens and full blood
y brown leghorn rooster. Inquire at barber
shop llt >, flke's Peak Ave. s.lS
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

Increasing attendance on the revi-
val services indicates an enlarged in
terest. Both the auditorium and
lecture room was occupied last even
ing. Nine persons responded to the
invitation to accept Christ, and came
forward in the meeting. This is an
encouraging beginning These services
are being held at the Presbyterian
church, and while not officially union
are nevertheless to be conducted with
a broad union spirit. This liberal
method is already enlistipg christians
from other churches III the work, and
all the denominations will be blessed
in the results.
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

DOR SALE room house, $40 West Fourth
l. st. Apply to Elias Voter. ZIP
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

Don't forget Prof. Vans dance Nor
gan hall Friday night. Oil
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11
Classified Advertisements.
WANTED

WANTED-A middle aged lady or good girl
w will pay good woses, or il anyone wants
good home in exchange for their services, |
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

N1ANTED-A gentle buggy horse for his feed
w for "a few months. Inquire AT this of.
hce .7.Ie
The daily tribune., 1903-03-11

delegates from Fremont lodge MOI
9S, l. o. q. F. and Salome Rebekah
lodge No 53. to the Pixies Peak Dis
trict association attended meeting Of
the delegates in the Swift block. Pu-
eblo last night to arrange for the cele.
bration of the eighty fourth aDniver-
sary of the order at Colorado Springs
under the direction of Colorado
Springs lodge No. l40 ON April 25-26.
The anniversary day is the 26th, but
that day falling upon Sunday the 25th
will be celebrated. On sunday the en-
tire delegation is to attend divine
services in one or more of the large
churches and listen to fraternal ser
mon.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1903-03-12

box-where his box chemist was in
attendance during the entire opera
season against just such an unexpect-
ed arrival. Joynes seated himself
and gazed across at the Baroness
seated in the box opposite, resplend-
ent in all the jewels of her illustri-
GUS house and surrounded by some
of the richest men of the age.
When the curtain fell on the second
act the president of the Cake Trust
made his way to the Baroness's box.
She had already smiled at him
across the pit-now she extended her
Gaintily gloved hand.
80 glad to see you," she said in
her softest tones, 81 knew you would
come. l just had to have one more
man for the little supper I'm giving
in Paris tonight, after the opera
and thought, after it occurred to me
that you couldn't get to Ochsenreiter
in time to join me there-that I'd
have you meet the party here, so We
could all return to Paris together in
a six-barreled cartridge" And the
Baroness Won Ochsenreiter turned to
another of her guests and chartered
away till the curtain rose again.
Joynes sat in the background and
looked rather solemn for one so
highly honored Really" he said to
himself, 81 can't see why she made
me ride in that confounded motor
car to that desolate Ochsenreiter
hole" Then he watched the Baron
ess for awhile. ION the other hand, I"
he admitted, 81 never saw the divine
Arethusa look so stunning as she does
tonight My mind is made up. She
is the woman for me. I'll ask her to
be my wife before the sun rises in
Paris-or l am not the President of
the Cake Trust, and one of the richest
men of all times"
After the opera the whole party
was duly tubed to Paris direct. The
supper at the private cafe of the
Baroness in Paris was the most bril-
liant affair imaginable. Joynes hnger-
ed till all the guests had gone.
"Arethusa,' said the President of
the Cake Trust, in a voice full of emo
ton, you are the most beautiful
woman in the world"
81 know it," said the Baroness
drily.
This answer somewhat disconnected
JONES, but he did not give up.
"Arethusa,'' he said in still more
impassioned tones-"Arethusa, love
you"
81 know that, too" replied the
Baroness with some severity.
The second answer. was still more
disconcerting to the enamoured bill
lionaire-but he was, after all, man
of nerve and action.
"Arethusa," he repeated, this time
Selling her boldly in his arms, 81
want you to be my wife, and share
with me the billions accruing from
the Cake Trust"
"Oh, Keyworth, DEAR" murmured
the Baroness Won Ochsenreiter-
her head of glorious carmine hair de
clinetd upon his shoulder, while her
lips of the most brilliant crimson
sought the blonde mustache bent
down to meet them.
"Ah, Arethusa, Arethusa-Beauty
of the World" cried the enraptured
Joynes as he strained her to his heart
what do 1 care for colds now This
is a good nights work. H. l. Brock
in New York Times.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1903-03-12
He Went West and Prospered.

Freeland, Kan, March 9th.-One of
the most prosperous farmers in Har-
per County is Mr.. N. H. Mead. Some
thirty-four years ago he left his home
near Clarence, N. Y, and came to Kan
sas. Here he has thrived splendidly
and last year harvested over one hun
dred and forty acres of wheat alone.
But everything has not gone well
with Mr.. Mead, for his health has not
been good for the last few years. He
has suffered a great deal with Kidney
and Bladder Trouble and could get
nothing to stop it. Lately, however,
he has improved a great deal, and he
says that he has none of the old
symptoms left and is feeling splendid
again. He used Dodd's Kidney Pills
and this remedy seemed to work won
ders in his case. He says himself:
"Dodd's Kidney Pills have made me
well. They are all right and a reliable
remedy for Kidney Trouble. They
helped me right from the start, giving
me great relief, and finally cured me-"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1903-03-12
Another Roc Eoa.


The supply of roc eggs is apparent
ly not yet exhausted in Madagascar,
for a fresh specimen was brought
over recently from Antananarivo to
johannesburg, its finder doubtless re-
garding the Rand capital as the most
likely market in the South African
quarter. The egg was put up for sale
by auction, between the chains" the
other day, and after some spirited bid
ding IVES sold for a hundred guineas.
Being comparatively speaking, a fresh
egg, TIE price paid for it is probably a
fair ere. but after it passes through a
few more arctions it's figure may
reach the regular market standard,
which has lately been well over 800
guineas.-London Chronicle
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1903-03-12
"rube me direct to my house"

ring at the gate sounded through the
ancient halls of 0chsenreiter. After
a space. which seemeu an eternity to
the impatient man listening to the
echoes repeating themselves through
the vast pile, an aged seneschal. ar
rayed in orange livery, undrew the
bolts and peered at the visitor.
The Baroness" said Joynes, sis
she at homer"
Madame bid me to expect gentle
man of foreign speech at ten hours.
Mein Herr is without doubt the Excel
lency in question. though whole
hour early. 1t is, NIGHT wahr, the
Excellency Aller-Kuchen-Handlu
Gesellschafts President .Ioynes?"
The visitor acknowledged the i'm
posing title.
"A note, then, from Madame the
Baroness for mein Herr continued
the old man, extending dainty bit
of paper sealed with the Baroness's
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1903-03-12
ASKING QUESTIONS.
An Inquiry Changed Mans Whole
Life.

An Inquiry Changed Mans Whole
Life.
When you get a man to recognize
that his bad feelings come from i'm
proper food and that he can get well
by using scientific food, the battle is
half won. One of New York's business
men says:
Il was troubled for long time with
indigestion, headache, and stomach
trouble, and had taken various medi-
cines, but with no good results. l con-
cluded to see how a change of food
would affect me. never cared partic-
ularly for cereals of any kind, but ate
meat and pastry continually and drank
coffee.
Il found on inquiring that Grape
Nuts were highly spoken of, and de-
cided to give them a trial. To say
was surprised at the result would not
begin to do justice to my feelings. My
headaches left me, my brain became
clearer and active, my attacks of indi-
gestion grew fewer and fewer until
they ceased entirely, and where l once
went home tired, tagged out and in
disposed to any exertion whatever, l
now found different state of affairs.
MY color was good, my muscles
strong and firm and fully equal to
anything l asked of them, instead of
soft and fiabby. l live two miles
from my business and walk it daily
back and forth, if the weather per
mits. am 55 years old and feel as
well and strong as when I was 80, and
can ride 20 miles a day on a bicycle
without feeling any bad results +"
Name given by the Postum Co., Bat
tie Greek, Mich.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1903-03-12

A GREAT many remedies to temper
~ arilyrelieve catarrh have been devised
n from time to time, such as sprays,
snuffs, creams and other local applications.
but, as a rule, the medical profession has
little or no enthusiasm in the treatment
of catarrh.
1t is generally pronounced by them to be
incurable.
1t therefore created great sensation in
medical circles when DR.. Hartman an
nounced that he had devised compound
which would cure catarrh permanently.
The remedy was named Peruna and in
short time became known to thousands of
catarrh sufferers north, south, east and west.
Letters testifying to the fact that Peruna
is radical cure for catarrh began to pour
in from all directions.
Thousands of such letters are on file in
the office of The Peruna Medicine Co.
Rev. E. Stubenvoll, Pella, Wis, writes ::
81 feel obliged to extend.you my personal
thanks for my complete restoration. All
through the winter 1 suffered from throat
and lung trouble, but recovered my entire
health by the use of your excellent remedy,
Peruna."
The following letter from a prominent
gentleman of Los Angeles. is case in point :
Mr.. ]. w. Fuller. President of the
Jewellers Association of Los Angeles, Cal,
has been in business in that city for seven
teen years out of the forty-ive that he has
been engaged in business. Concerning his
experience with Peruua he says
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1903-03-12

/ GRAND RAPIDS, Mich, Feb. II, 1907
/ received the trial package of Doan's Kid
ney Pills promptly and can truly say they
are all and even more than recommended.
! suffered continually with severe pain
in the back, which the pills entirely over
came, and am able to work, which would
not have been possible but for Doan's
Kidney Pills. Mrs J. A. ScHLAAB, 955
Buchanan St., Grand Rapids, Mich.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1903-03-12
Poor Country for scnrchers-

The Monaco authorities are making
a rich bag out of alleged automobile
scorchers in their kingdom" There
are no half measures-the cars are
stopped, the occupants rushed off to
the Commissaire of Police. who, after
hearing the charge, briefly remarks,
zone thousand francs" and the money
has to be paid before the victims are
set free. Six cases of this kind in one
day occurred at Monte Carlo recently.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1903-03-12
Knew All But One Thino.

The professor of mechanics at an
English college once gave a lecture
upon the locomotive, and was particu-
larly struck by the absorption of one
juvenile listener. He spoke to the stu
dent after the lecture, and asked him:
We'll, 1 suppose you understand all
about the locomotive now?" yes"
was the reply, 'all but one thing"
And what is that?" said the professor
kindly. Il can't make out what makes
the locomotive move without horses"
Stray Stories.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1903-03-12

"I was troubled with cafarrh of the
head for many years. 1t affected my
sense of smell. hearing and sight
spent lots of money with doctors and
the use of local applications to relieve
me but TO no purpose, until my affen-
fion was called to the wonderful effects
of Peruna.
"I must say that met with most
surprising and satisfactory results.
Peruna took hold of The complaint and
drove 1t entirely out of my system.
"ALthough well along toward the
allotted span of man S life am pleased
as a child over the results, and feel
like a young man again. ~ W.
Fuller.
Such letters as the above are not used for
publication except by the written per-
mission of the writer.
A pamphlet filed with such letters will
be sent to any address free. This book
should be read by all who doubt the
durability of catarrh.
If you do not receive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna write
at once to DR.. Hartman, giving full state
ment of your case, and he will be pleased
to give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.