The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-05

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Pintowiski Hears the eovernor.

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On the birthday of the nation.
In the thriving town of Nernal-
To his squaw said Pintowiski:
1 Will hear this great gazabo.
! VIII ride mo into Nernal
70 attend the celebration.
And VIII watch this persons antics
To report them 10 our people
! Will see this paicface Hebcr.
And viii study all his movements.
! Will watch him in the war dance.
And VIII tell YOU how he acted
Four days later Piutowiski
Came back TO his smoky wigwam
To his squaw and ten papoOses.
On his face disgust was written
As he sal and spoke as follows:
Into Nernai Pintowisl
Rode to see the paleface dOings
Rode 70 see the great performer.
Now I'm sorry that ! went there
For this brave knows naught of dancing.
Nothing knows he of the war dance
But he came to make grafton
At the Nernal celebration.
and heap talk he gave the people
And the words slipped out from in him
Ill my ears Of talk were weary,
And the people there in Vernal
stood in punches round about him.
Stood there till their feet were aching;
But he never let a warwhoOp.
Never waved a scalp before them.
w ny ne came there none could tell me,
Though some say he Is a wise one;
say he came to get some holdings
In the gilSOnite deposits
Which lie on the reservation.
This know not; l but marvel
How man so inefficient
Who cannot perform the war dance,
Cannot even take scalp off
who can nothing do but speak much.
Should be chosen by the white folks
To become their greatest chieftain.
I've had plenty. PintOwish
Has a bunch that he's been bunkoed.
Let this man get much asphaltum,
Let him go his way of living,
am tired; I am sleepy;
| rave had my trim for nothing
Heard heap Of hOt-air talkee.
twill never go against it,
. Not asain while I am living.
Pintowisld he has said it
It's an i'll prize fight that helps
charity.
If the contractors and carpenters
continue at outs there will be less
knocking done in Salt Lake this sum-
mer than for long time past. Many
hammers viii be idle, you understand.
Yesterday William took in the town
And painted our village red:
Today William is lying down
With a towel around his head.
Many bandage will be seen in Sun
day school today.
All sport lovers will regret the in
ability of the board of education to
get together. Since the Herrera
DOwney go proved so unsatisfactory,
it appears our best hopes lie in the
direction of a meeting between some
school principal and board member.
OF course. it is too late for warnings
now. but we cannot help saying we
wish several of our young friends had
been more careful.
George sGoode of Dallas. Tex. and
John V. Goode of Chicago. brothers,
who had not seen each other for over
fifty years. met at the home of a
nephew. r. F. Goode. at OwensborO,
Ky. the other day. 1t is needless to
add that all had a good time.
Freddy put some firecrackers
In the wood box with the wood
And when ma was getting dinner
They went off and scared her good.
But my she didn't see the joke,
She just reached out for Fred.
And when her slipper quit mOvin'
Freddy wished that he was dead.
In Chicago divorce case the wife
testified that her husband had only
given her 81 i'm ten months. while the
husband said he left home because he
had to wear one shirt two weeks, but
that showing was not sufficient to Sc
cure the Givorce, despite traditions Of
Chicago divorce courts.
There seems to be something of a
glove contest on in relation to sup
plies furnished the quartermaster's
department of the army.
For iHsolent remarks to the judge
who had sentenced him to four years
in Sing Sing. New York burglar had
five years added to the sentence
Which proves that prisoners should let
their lawyers do the talking.
We take much comfort this morning
In The knowledge the dawn has brought
That the Fourth has passed and the city
Remains in the same old spot.
An eastern dispatch SAYS Mayor Tom
Johnson of Cleveland is after Han
mas scalp" If this is true. the mayor
must be intending to make a pocket
book or something like that out of it.
because he has sense enough to know
the material for a mattress is not
there.