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Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1903-10-22

Don't you mean Bismarck
What's the matter with Charlie
doing itY
| Is be deadY
Is there any hurry?
Shan't | bring you the book and
let you look it up yourself?
What do you want to know for?
And | will lay you ten 10 one
that after you have answered the
questions, and explained how to
find the information, and why you
want it, the clerk will go off and
get one of the other clerks to help
him find Garcia--and then come
back and tell you there is no such
man. OF course ] may lose my
bet, but according to the Law of
Average, | will not.
Now if you are wise you will
not bother to explain to your
assistant that Correggio is in.
deXed under the C's. not in the
KS. but you will smile sweetly and
say, Never mind and 60 look It
up yourself
And this incapacity for indepen-
dent action. this moral stupidity,
this inhrmity Of the will, this un-
willingness to cheerfully catch
hold and lift, are the things that
put iure socialism so far into the
future. If men will not act for
themselves, what will they do when
the benefit of their effort is for
allY \ first mate with knotted
club seems necessary and the
dread of getting the bounce Sa.
turday night holds many a WORKER
to his place.
Advertise for a stenographer,
and nine out of ten who apply can
neither spell nor punctuate-and
do not think it necessary TO.
Can such a one write letter to
Garcia?
you see that book keeper" said
the forman to me IN large fac.
tory.
Yes, what about him.
We'll, he's line accountant,
but if I'd send him up town on an
errand, he might accomplish the
errand all right, and, on the other
hand, might stop at four saloons
on the way, and when he got TO
Main street, would forget what he
had been sent for"
Can such a man be entrusted to
carry message to Garcia?
We have recently been hearing
much maudlin sympathy express
ed for the down trodden denizen
of the sweat-shop" and the "home-
less wanderer searching for hon
est employment" and with it all
often 60 many hard words for the
men in power.
Nothing is said about the en-
ployer who grows old before his
time in a vain attempt to get
frowsy ne'er- do wells to do intelli-
gent work; and his long patient
striving with "help' that does
nothing but loaf when his back is
turned. La every store and fac
tory there is constant wedding
out process going on. The en-
ployer is constantly sending away
"heIp' thet have shown their in.
capacity to further the interests
Of the business, and others are be-
ing taken on. No matter how good
times are, this sorting continues,
only if times are hard and work is
scarce, the sorting is done finer
but out and forever out, the incom.
petent and unworthy go. 1t is the
survival of the fittest. Self-inter-
est prompts every employer to
keep the best-those who can car
ry a message to Garcia.
| know one man of really bril-
liant part who has not the ability
to manage a business of his own,
and yet who is absolutely worth
less TO anyone else, because he
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.

From Maui ports, per stmr. Claud.
inc, July l2.-Miss r. Smith, Mrs. n.
II. Davis. Miss G. l.. Turner. Misc
Crook, Miss l.. Tokia. Miss l.. Ahuna
Mrs. S. Lyman, Miss Il. Toomey, Miss
Wong Kong. Jno. Plunket. ]. Morris,
G. NJ. Loyested, Mrs. Franco. Mrs. NJ
A. Gonsalves, A. Ng Him, Tan Sing
Miss NJ. Comes, All Chock. 7. A. Kia'
kona, S. lshikane, Mrs. Hapai Nui and
child, NJ. Kauhimahu, W. b. Keanu.
Mrs +. Doyle, Miss Doyle. Miss Mall
ana. Mrs. Dickens and two children,
J Brown. Miss l.. Goodwin, Mrs. f .
Smith, Master W. Smith, r. W. Shin
gle. A. b. Wood. w. K. Hoopii, II q.
X. Nahaolelua, zee Chong, All Chan,
From Kauai ports, per stmr. Mika'
hala. July 12.-Mrs. w. II. Rice, Miss
+. Rice, f. J. Cross. C. A. De Cew.
S. w. Wilcox, S. Kahlbaum. A. H.
Smith All Ling, Mrs. Winkler, II. o.
lsenberg, Miss A. Isenberg, Miss s..
Alexander, Miss f. Alexander, Miss
A. Ewart, J. NJ. Coulson, Miss l.. Ka'
leimakalii. Miss X. Rauff, Mrs. A. s..
Wilcox, A. Bloch, G. II. Angus, +. l..
Cutting, zee Kai Mrs. e. Kanewanui,
X. KawamOto. Y. Adachi and 10 deck.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13
NEW FOOD LAW.

Washington, July 1.-The new pure
food law, which was put into the agri-
cultural appropriation bill in the last
Congress, went into effect yesterday.
Speaking OF the question Of adulter-
ated wines, DR.. p. w. Wiley, chief Of
the Bureau of Chemistry, said today:
I'VE do not purpose TO make an anal
ysis of every bit Of food stuffs brought
into the country. Some kinds Of ship
ments are known to be entirely free
from collaboration and those 1t will not
be necessary 10 examine. We are after
those which have been VIGOROUSLY
falsely labeled in the past and we will
correct the abuses or keep stun out of
the country.
when American wines were to be
judged at the Paris Exposition they
were thrown out OF competition because
they were alleged to be labeled with
misleading names, such as Burgundy,
etc. AS an American Juror. ! objected
strongly to their being thrown out,
This was not because did not see the
force of the objection, but because
thought that It should have been made
when the exhibit was received and not
when the jurors were ready to test the
samples. think 1t would be good
thing for all concerned II each country
were to insist that goods be labeled
with their true contents, and do not
object to seeing European Governments
demand that our goods be treated as
we are going TO treat theirs. Our new
law shows that two can play at the
game, and one of the classes that will
have to be kept out or correctly labeled
is alleged French wines which are real
ly blends of French, Italian and Span
ish wines"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13
BY AUTHORITY
OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF
THE TERRITORY.

Honolulu. Hawaii, July 18th. 1908.
Pursuant to Act 10 of the Special
Session OF 1908, sealed tenders will be
received at the Office of the Secretary
until ~ O'Clock noon on Wednesday,
July 10Th, 1908, for the printing, bind,
ing and translating of the County Act,
in English and Hawaiian.
Tenders to be addressed and made
in accordance with specifications,
which can be had upon inquiry at the
sCcretary's Office.
G. r. CARTER,
Secretary Of the Territory.
2505-1t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13
ARRIVED.

Sunday, July u.
II. b. NJ. c. S. Iris, Lacy, froEs
Tanning Island.
Stmr. Mikahala, Gregory, from Ka|.
al ports.
Stmr. Nihau, w. Thompson, from.
Kauai ports.
Schooner Kauikeaouli, from Kohala,
lcle.
Monday, July 10.
T. X. X. S. S. Nippon Maru, Green,
from the Orient, off ports at y. N.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13
Castle & LanSdale
FIRE AND PLATE GLASS
INSURANCE.
REAL ESTATE and INVESTMENTS.
STANoENWALD BLDG,
Phone Main 70. Rooms 5o6--so7,

We offer for sale or for rent, fur
nished or unfinished, the residence
OF the late Otto Isenberg Esq. on the
mauka side Of King street, near Veto
ria street, and adjoining the Vida WI
la premises.
The property has frontage Of 1895
feet and a depth of 292.3 feet.
The house has four bedrooms, two
drawing rooms, dining room, study,
kitchen, ETC.. etc.
There are stables and servants
quarters on the premises.
Possession to be given August 18th
1903.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13
TO SAIL TODAY.

Stmr. Lehua, Napala, for Molokai
and Lanai ports, at p. m.
Stmr. Ke Au Hou. Tullett, for Ka'
paa, Anahola, Kilauea, Kalihiwai and
Hanalei, at 8 p. IN.
Stmr. Moi Wahine Kuanone, for Ha
wall ports. at 3 p. m.
Stmr. Niihau, Thompson. for Wal
mea and Kekaha, at 3 p. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13

Last quarter of the moon on the 18th.
Tides from the United States Coast
and Goodetlc Survey Tables.
The tides at Kanului and Hilo occur
about an hour earlier than a. Hu
nolulu.
Hawaiian Standard Time Is lob 30m
slower than Greenwich time, belns
that Of the meridian Of 1890. The
time whistle blows at 80 p. m. which
a. the same as Greenwich. Oh ON
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13
The BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN

psx, published In the Saturday BulIe'
tin and the Weekly Edition, gives a
concise and complete resume Of all 10.
gal notices, calls for tenders, judg.
ments, building permits and real co
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin,
rs cents per month. Weekly Bulletin,
81 per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13

Weather Bureau, Punahou, July 10
Temperature-Mo Morning minimum, ~;
midday maximum, 50.
barometer at 0 a. m, 1904, steady.
Rainfall. .05.
Dew Point, so.
Humidity at 9 a. m, IS per cent.
Wind moderate n. E.; weather,
clear.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13

All building lots are not dirt cheap.
The wheelwright may not be much
OF an orator. and yet he is considered
good spokesman.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13

| thought he was doing nicely" Doc
tor O'Taxem-"So he was, but forgot
myself and sent him the bill too soon. :"
The classified civil service now en-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13

So Many People are Exposed to rain,
cold and storms, that 1t is necessary
that they should have something to
counteract the effects. A mixture of q
teaspoonful of PAIN-KILLER in water
sweetened, will stimulate the system
and ward off any possibility Of cold. II
has been used for sixty years all over
the world, and millions testify to its
sterling worth. There is but one Pain
Killer, Perry Davis. Price 25c. and soc.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13

Doctor McPhee-"What made that
swell patient of yours have a relapse
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13
WAN
FOR RENT.
BUSINESS DIRECTORY

VIoLINS made and repaired. VIM.
Dix, Emmeluth lane and Asylum
road, upstairs. 2505.lm
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13

For Sale" cards at Bulletin office.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13

pRs. A. q. CLARK ard p. r. FREAR-
Mcintyre Bldg, King and Fort SITS &.
2505-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-07-13
Mama'S New Husband
TUESDAY, July lith-
"MAMA'S NEW HUSBAND"

THURSDAY and SATURDAY, July
10 and IS, the bright, breezy, bustllng
comedy
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-04
THREATENED WITH ARREST.
Walking Delegate Escorted From the Brook.
Iyn Navy Yard by Naval Police.

New York, April 4.-Under orders OF
Rear Admiral Rodgers, commandant at
the New York navy yard. c. s. Massey, a
walking delegate OF the Housesmiths'
union. was yesterday escorted to the gate
OF the yard by a detachment OF naval
police and marines and warned not to
return. under penalty OF arrest by the
Federal authorities.
, Massey gained entrance 10 the yard for
the purpose OF inducing the derrickmen
on the battleship Connecticut To stop
work, and IL is reported that as a result
OF his visit three-quarters OF the men
have left their places
Commandant Rodgers. after an inter-
view with Naval Constructor Capps. de-
cided TO adopt drastic measures. and his
interview with Massey was shirp and 10
the point.
When the delegate attempted 10 reply
the commandant summoned Sergt. Nc
Dougall his orderly, and ordered him to
call the naval police aud see 90 IL that
Massey was escorted beyond the gate.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-04
HOME RULE FOR IRELAND.

Many interesting in circulation in England
cernng the plans of the Baour government for the future
One of the persistent of these TO the effect that parliament
will be dissolved and the people asked support Of home
rule for Ireland proposed by the present government Another
that Baour is tired of his abors government leader This how
is probably without foundation.
Mr. Bafour may about task with all the enthusiasm
OF politician but he has the cool and the ndom
table will that make successful statesman Those who
ocise him most severely him OF shrng responsible
y He is unaquanted with Unonist proces
he the chief lieutenant of his uncle 1t all probable
that Premier Bafour will resign that there prospect that
his administration itself with glory dealing
Irish question He coercion fail before Ireland that
failure helped rather than injured his Those who
opposed him in his cruel policy towards Ireland paid high
tributes 20 his ability
The Irish land purchase bill grow favor
carefully considered There has been much discussion
ing Irish and the different arguments have be-
logged conditions but the English government Ireland really
puppe the landlords The so-caed Justice
simply collect unjust and
rbe oppression poor the weak Ii the worlds great
injustice whether in Ireland anywhere else
be permanently triumphant Coercion constantly failed and
the real cause Irish trouble be removed How slow
justice travels recalled by the remarkable speech of the chief
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-04
MORE PAwTUCKET CARS.
Railroad Commissioner Condemns Present
Conditions.

In his annual report the railroad COM
missioner speaks sharply OF the condi-
tionp existing In Pawtucket on the street
railroad and also OF the inadequate ser
vice between Providence and Pawtucket
on both steam and trolley roads
or the trolley lines in Pawtucket the
report says: "The people are obliged to
r1de in vehicles which are disgrace to
any civilized community; not only un-
comfortable. but absolutely injurious to
health and morals.
The report states that there is con-
siderable complaint Of insufficient ac-
on the trains OF the con-
soIidated road. especially between Provi-
denee and Pawtucket on local trains As
n remedy he suggests running an extra
car 20 Pawtucket. there TO be side track
ed AMI picked up for the return by an
other train Complaint is also made as
10 the heating OF the cars and the ven-
tilation. the cars being kept too warm.
a. a rule.
The Is street railroad corporations In
the state having a pad up capital stock
OF Ns.bio.oco. own Tes motor ears e freight
cars and 81 other cars. and carried dur
ing the year s2. 2os. 1855 passengers. an In
crease over the previous year Of s,soSs
passengers"
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-04

Beckwith, Hunt. Judah, Murphy, Barker,
Masury. Wilson, Fleming, Barry, Pattee,
Cam. Kingsley. Rlanding. Crafts Smith.
rockingham, Schwinn and Shaw.
On next Tuesday evening his excellency
Governor Garvin will give the first OF
series OF life work talks under the aus
pices of the Young Mems Christian as
soclation. taking for his subject. Public
Service as a Life oWrk." This series
Of talks is to be similar to the very suc-
cessful series given under the same aus
pices last year and including the work OF
various professions and business, the
talks being given with the idea OF helping
men who are undecided as to what their
life work shall be to decide wisely as TO
their own future vocations.
1t IL planned this year 10 have the law
medicine, the ministry. teaching, the Y
NJ. C. A. secretaryship, business, foreign
missions and engineering, In addition to
the subject OF Gov. Garvin's talk. In ev-
cry case these topics will be presented by
men OF experience in way TO show both
what the work demands and also what 1t
offers TO a man.
At a meeting OF the senior class held
after chapel II was voted TO wear the
caps and gowns to chapel during this
entire term.
The class OF 1884 are to celebrate their
twentieth anniversary by the dedication
OF n memorial gate. III IL 10 ioTHi one VI
the entrances to the campus from Water
man street. and is to be known az the
Robinson gate in memory OF President
Robinson, who was at the head OF the
University from 1872 to 1889. The design
for the new gate is the work Of Hoppin
and Ely, who designed the fence and have
had charge OF its erection. 1t will be har-
monious with the general scheme OF the
other entrances. Prof. Gardner, president
OF the class. Frank II. Andrews. secre-
tary. and NJ. ]. Harson, treasurer. are
the committee which has the work In
charge.
The 1903 I.iber Brn~"nsis Is already on
the press, and will go TO the bindery i'm
mediately II will therefore be Issued be-
fore Junior week, n the fraternities and
various organizations are prompt In their
payment OF dues
Prof Bronson has announced that the
commencement orations must be in the
hands Of the registrar before April 8.
The best written orations will be very
carefully selected, and will then be re-
turned so that the writer's may learn
them to deliver them on commencement
day at the First Baptist church.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-04

for Ireland Mr. Wyndham In the first place he announced
every knewbut which Tory and Unonists
alike seemed shut their eyes hat Erin has enjoyed the
opportunities advantages the disposal of other parts OF the
empire Next Mr. Wyndam declared that from the justice
Engand that Ireland should have fair
chance to develop her agriculture
1t and there have been millions of exies and
much booming death of the Irish and children since
the Green Isles great novelist revealed the with which kindness
and sympathy could its people 1t ardy the love OF justice
foohod in the British governmental system in its deal
ngs Ireland but is gratifying that finally
assured.
touches the fact OF policy
ireland should be bridge chasm between Eng
He nmates strongly that Ire
land will better relations with this The American
people justice and they have given most generously of their
substance help the suffering in that most dessful
country Mr. Wyndham making mistake in believing that
justice will make Americans less friendly toward
England.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-04
OOINGS At BROWN.
Twelve 6ames Arranged by the Sophomore
Isam-OthH Notes From the University.

Allyn l.. Brown. manager OF the sopho-
more baseball team for this season. mas
announced the following twelve games
as the teams schedule for 1903: Thurs
day. April o. Hope street high school on
Hops street grounds: Saturday April i.
Dean academy at Providence: Saturday,
Auril Is Groton school at Groton; Wed
nesday. April %. University school NJ An
crews field, Saturday, May Z, Rhode Isl.
Monday MAY {. Friends school at
Fftends' school grounds: Saturday, May
3 Cloyne House school at Newport, Wed
neFcay. May lS Pomtret school az fom,
fret Centre, Wednesday. May 20, Friends
school at Friends school grounds. We'd
nesday, May a. Brown freshmen AZ An
dreWE' neld; Friday, May %. Eastman
Business college az Poughkeepsie. ~. y;
academy at Poughkeepsie.
A noticeable feature OF this schedule n
the trip 10 Poughkecpsie. Last year the
1910 team made the same trip. winning
both games Last year the class OF 1870
had a very succeNful ball team and this
year they have almost the same men,
with the addition of Woodsum. Leland
and Foulder. Guernsey, however. last
years pitcher and captain. has not re-
tnrned and will thus weaken the team.
The new running track now being COM
pleted will be ready for use next week.
and all candidates for the track team
htNe tf'u rsQhftNtu 10 report NJ AuuTeNN
field AZ y. m. Monday. The track is
not entirely done, but the surface 10 In a
suitable condition for the men TO do pre-
llmlnary work on In the course OF a
week or two. however. II will be In fine
shape The track will be one of the fast
est quarter mile clnder tracks In the
country.
The track team at Brown has been ra-
ther unfortunate this year and that
branch OF athletics has received but little
encouragement from the Athletic associa-
tion. II h therefore out ~ the question
90 hope for a brilliant season, yet every
thing possible will be done 90 turn out n
good team steps are now being taken
towards raising funds FOR the maintenance
Of the team. and. n possible a trainer
will be secured.
Tho candidates for the track team this
year are Captain Ehmke Gallison. 1,e-
land. BelihnR. Brown. Francis. Tetlow.
Allen, Morris, Porter, Cooper, Iamkie.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-04
VILLAGE
SUFFERS
FROM FIRE
Six Buildings at Salisbury,
Conn.,, Burned by Fire Prob
ably Started by Robbers.

Salisbury, Conn. April 4.-This village
was threatened with destruction early to-
day by fire which burned six buildings,
causing a loss estimated at $4,000. ana
was extinguished only after assistance
had been secured from the neighboring
village of Lakeville. and from Millerton,
n. Y, six miles distant.
II is believed the fire was started in an
effort to cover up a robbery In William
Spurs barber shop. When Mr.. Spur
reached his shop shortly after the fire
was discovered he found the money draw
er, in which he had left small amount
OF cash. lying empty on the counter.
There is only one hydrant in the town.
and even with the assistance of the fire
companies from other villages IL was "A
difficult task TO arrest the progress or
the flames. but after a stubborn fight OF
four hours the fire was put under con-
troll.
The principal losers are George IA.
Clark residence and general store, $4,000:
w. w. Hortes, business block. $4,000: e.
+. Wanger, plumbing shop. 5000; post
office. 5000. other losses were by ten
ants OF the buildings. The contents of the
postoffice we're saved. as were also the
town books kept by Mr.. Clark, who is
town treaaurer and collector.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-04
LICENSE
BOARD
ON TRIAL
Hearing on the Charges Made
Against the Commissioners
by Mayor Of Lawrence.

Lawrence, Mass, April AIN the alder
manic chamber at city hall today a hear
ing was held In regard to the charges
preferred against License Commissioners
w. j. Bradley, J. a. Coughlin and Fred
Patch by Mayor A. l.. Grant.
This hearing was to have been held last
Monday, but was prevented by an injunc-
ton secured by the commissioners on the
ground OF insufficient notice. Since then
the commissioners have made their license
grant for this year.
In the charges the commission are ac-
cused OF neglect OF duty in that they did
not enforce the screen law I'm Lawrence.
Commissioner Coughln Is also charged
with being too active in politics and using
his official capacity as manager of a
cooperation society to sell crackers,
cheese. cigars, etc, TO liquor dealers.
Commissioner Bradley is charged with
violating the liquor law by drinking in
a certain saloon on state election day last
year. Many police officers and poll
ticians were sworn as witnesses.
Ex-senator Atwill, NJ. l.. Sullivan and
Moses Marshall appeared for the mayor.
Colonel J. =. Sweeney, ex-Congressman
Knox and John ]. Donovan for the COM
missioners.