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The Oskaloosa herald., 1903-01-29

on him. We hope to see him around
again soon.
This gloomy weather is not working
very well with Arthur Voyce. He has
not been so well for a few days.
Mr.. Hasselman, who lives on the
farm once owned by Henry Tandy, is
convalescing very nicely from severe
spell of typhoid fever.
Rev. Henry Tysse is making quite
a ministerial tour. He left last Thurs
day on the evening train for Fulton,
H., where he will remain few days
and preach. Then he will go to Leota,
Minnesota and also preach for a few
days, and then on to Sioux county,
Iowa, and then home. He will. be gone
about two weeks. Rev. Sterrenberge
filed his appointments here last Sun
day.
Rev. Mills Of Oskaloosa preached
here last Sunday in place Of Prof. Ed.
wards, who could not be here on ac-
count of the death ol a near relative.
Rev. William Reeves preached at
the home of Mrs. G. A. Fleck on last
Monday night.
William Patterson will have large
sale next Thursday preparatory to
moving to Oskaloosa. We have not
learned who is going to occupy his
farm.
The stock of the farmers are having
fine opportunity to feed around over
the farms. The ground is clear of
snow and the weather is not very cold.
The invitations are out for the mar.
riage of Coonard Grandia and Miss
Marie heune on this Wednesday af-
ternoon. Congratulations are extend
ed.
ia lfiaiwl SRea HRDLU HRDLU
Tunis Bieshaar and Miss Winnie
Bogard, of Pella, were married at the
residence of the brides parents on last
Thursday at PeIla.
Weizard Langerk was looking after
some very important business in Pella
from Saturday evening till Monday
morning.
Peter Berggraff went to Pella Sat
urday afternoon to attend to some
business matters.
The Endeavorers of Leighton will
give an oyster supper in the reformed
church on Thursday evening of next
week, Feb. 5. 1t is for the benefit of
the Endeavor. An invitation is ex-
tended to all to attend.
Mrs. Wiersma has sold her furniture
and is staying with her brother, Rev.
Tysse and family for few weeks,
when she will go and live with her
parents at Roseland near Chicago,
The roads are quite muddy.
Jan. 28. Not H. Giel.
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LEIGHTON.

William Ferguson departed this life
on last Wednesday afternoon, Jan. 81
at. four o'clock p. m, aged 80 year, 5
months and 13 days. He was one OF
the early settlers in this part of Iowa
and knew what it was to make home
on the frontier. He had suffered for
several months with gangreen that
started in one of his toes and con-
tinued until a great portion OF his foot
was destroyed. The attending physi-
clans thought that on account OF his
ago and condition of his health it was
best not to amputate his foot, as he
could not withstand the operation.
The funeral services were held at his
late residence on Friday at IL o'clock,
conducted by Rev. William Reeves,
his pastor, and the interment was at
the Bellefountain cemetery. He leaves
his aged wife and several children to
mourn his death. The sympathy OF
their many friends is extended to
them.
Mr.. Robert Adair, who lives about
three miles south of here, is quite
sick. The infrmities of old age and
other complications have severe hold
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. CORRESPONDENCE.
ADAMS.

Born, to Ed Gay and wife a son.
Jean MoMullen and family have a
new carriage.
Mrs. Arthur Hanna visited her
mother last week.
Orie Martin spent last week at the
Noel Martin home.
Mrs.. q. w. France spent Tuesday
at the Paul Bass home.
Frank Bass sold Jean McMullen 400
bushels OF corn last week.
Mrs. Ben Snyder visited at the
Chas. Victor home Sunday.
CIV. France and James Flood each
lost good horse last week.
Mrs. Ed McCombs is quite sick but
is little better this morning.
Rural Telephone Company No. 80,
are now calling "Hello Central"
T. Hanna and wife spent part OF
last week with her sons on the farm.
Mrs. Joe Hanna and SON Clyde
spent Thursday at the ]. w. Allgood
home.
FredWillhoit who has been suffering
with appendicitis is getting better
slowly.
J. B. Allgood and family visited
relatives in Spring Greek township
Sunday.
e. T. Hanna has had hard siege
with la grippe; but is better at this
time.
Richard Andrews and wife spent
Monday night at the parental Wag-
goner home in White Oak township.
James Mateer, Wesley Ruby and
James Flood delivered hogs the first
of last week, and ]. N. Allgood de-
livered Al head of 256 Id. hogs Friday
at $3.50 per hundred.
Ross Allgood sold Thousand
bushels of corn to Ed McCombs and
W. A. Mckinney sold Arthur and
Herbert Hanna one thousand and five
hundred bushels to Chas. Victor.
Mrs. Anna Nelson, wife of VIM.
Nelson, died at her home in Kansas
Saturday, Of paralysis. They were
old residents of Adams township and
had many friends here who will SYM
pathize with the family In their be-
reavement.
Jan. 81. PANsY.
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SPRING CREEK.

The McIntire babe is better and
there is hopes for its recovery.
Charles Edrls and wife visited at the
parental Edris home last week.
Mrs. SAINT Graham visited relatives
near 0livct last week.
The coal drillers are drilling on the
w. G, Anderson farm. We may get
our dark town yet.
w. l.. Campbell and wife, and JAS
per Cox and wife visited at the Sig.
Broerman home last Sunday.
Howard Reiner received telegram
from Ohio stating that his mother was
seriously i'll. Mr.. Reiner started at
once, but before he had time to arrive
another telegram came saying she was
dead. We extend sympathy.
Rev. Truman henworthy and son
Richard departed for Ohio Tuesday
night with their goods. Mrs. Thomas,
Mrs. Kenworthy and children will go
the first of next week. A host of good
wishes from their many friends go
with them.
w. L. Campbell is hauling brick to
remodel MS barn.
Frank Anderson sold horse last
week for $4,000.
Mr.. Clark moved to Cedar Monday
from the Jasper Cox place. Mr.. Pierce
Votaw is moving on the place vacated
by Mr.. Clark.
John Sopher will move on the place
vacated by Oliver Stanley.
George Graham visited relatives and
friends in this vicinity last week.
w. ]. Wilhoit attended the Iowa
Short Hort Breeders Association held
at Newton last week. J. w. Johnson
was on the program and in his excel.
lent paper he said If you want to at
tend good institute go to Oskaloosa.
1t is the best one ever attended and
said there were 81 entries Of butter
and they all scored higher than the
butter at the New Orleans exposition.
Hurrah! for Mahaska.
Mrs. Minnie Foreman, who has been
visiting with her sister, Mrs. Frank
Edris, for several weeks, will depart
for her home in Nebraska Friday.
Gala Lily.
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DISASTER IS RECALLED.
Comrades Remember Victims of
Lost Creek Explosion.

The memorial day services in
memory of the Lost Greek mine
disasterithat occurred at Lost Greek
mines in Mahaska county, January
"a, 1902, was held at Lost Creek
Saturday, the anniversary OF the ex-
plosion. The hall was filed with a
large crowd of interested people and
the most careful attention marked
the meeting.
The program was commenced about
1O:3O a. m. John Cozade presided as
chairman OF the meeting and John
Wilson acted in the capacity Of secre-
tary.
Music for the program was furnish
ed by the Miners Glee Club and was
of most excellent nature.
Rev. Father Waldron, of this city,
who made the address of the occasion
was introduced by Chairm an Cozade,
and the gentleman made an excellent
address.
A collection was taken up for the
benefit of the widows and orphans
and quite a neatlittle sum was netted,
The amount was made larger per-
haps by the fact that the date was
pay day at the mines.
The meeting desired to remunerste
Father Waldron for his services for
the day, but he refused the proffer
stating that the amount should go
into the collection for the widows
and orphans.
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WEST HARRISON.
PANsY.

Nels Olson from the west part of
the state was at j. w. Bucklers last
week.
Albert Lawrence Is shredding fod-
der for the people.
VIM. Webb died January 20. He
has been an invalid for long time
Mr.. Hampton will move to the
property he bought of e. M. Lester
who has moved to OskalooBa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mccormick were
land viewing in this neighborhood
one day last week.
Mr.. Taylor, the sheep man
from Sharon, was through here Sat
urday.
E. d. Arnold, our assessor is max,
ing the rounds.
Protracted meetings began al
Fairview Monday night.
Dell Harding has rented the fifty
acres known as the John Linderman
place. 1t belonged to Mr.. Phillips OF
Pekay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Toney were
with relatives last Sunday.
The w. o. T. U. meets with Mrs.
Cadwallader today.
Clinton Sherburne will have pub
lie sale February 3rd. He has rented
his farm to Reddy Love and will
move to Oskaloosa.
Morris Cadwallader will have q
public sale February 10 and will move
10 Oskaloosa. Grin Wickersham has
rented the farm and takes possession
about March /.
New boxes are being supplied to
replace the old ones on r. f. d. No.
9. They did not I'LL the bill for re-
liable, durable mail box. The new
ones are roomy and well made and
viii no doubt give satisfaction.
Jan. 2s. TEL E. PHONE.
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Miss Anna Gross spent Thursday
with Louie Thomas.
Fred Allgood and wife spent Sun
day at Will Reeds.
There will be a literary at Center
every Tuesday night.
Harry Shaw baled hay for Chet
Reed two days last week.
Jake Green and family will soon
start for their home in Dakota.
Eta Ellsworth and baby Esman
visited at 8. P. McClure's Friday.
w. @. Reed, wife and daughter
Jennie, visited Sunday atWm. Pixies.
Jared Brown is putting up ice this
week. Byron Roberts and Frank
Reed are helping.
Mrs. Platte Lockard and baby, of
Kansas, are here visiting at the ALI
good and Lockard homes.
Protracted meeting started at
Indianapolis Sunday night. Quite q
crowd from What Cheer was present.
The writer received letter from
Jennie Eisiminger this week. She
reports Oklahoma doing fine and
are getting ready to put in oats and
plowing for corn. Dan Zumwalt and
Fred Reed like the country fine.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1903-01-29
PEORIA.
Blue Eyes.

The past week has been all that
could be desired. Roads fine and mer-
curry ranging from 20 to 80 degrees
above zero. We had two small SHOWS
aggregating about an inch.
The directors of the creamery de-
clared 2 per cent dividend to the
stockholders the past year. The
creamery is in fine shape and with a
good year it will make a good show
ing.
Miss Martha Blackwell is visiting
her sister, Mrs. Armstrong.
Mrs. Kurtz who has been visiting
at the o. R. Shaw home in Taintor, is
now at her fathers, Mr.. T. w. Lnds'
ley's.
VIM. Beal was quite sick last week
but we are glad to say that he is able
to be out in town again.
w. N. Hunt had very sevNkRGRR2I
of heart failure last Friday, buU4
much better now. Harlan Jackson's
little babe is much better with good
prospects of getting well. DR.. Logue
is giving it special treatment.
Peter Appel, we are sorry to say, is
very near the end of life.
Born, to VIM. McCutchen and wife
fine daughter, Jan. 21st.
The creamery has just finished fill
ing their ice houses, putting up 12C
tons of excellent ice.
Squire Shewe held court in the hal
last Friday in the case of VIM. BeaI
VS.. Jake Mitchell. There was no law
yers and no jury. Judgment in favor
of defendant.
Siegel Allen was over from Pella
last Saturday visiting his mother, Mrs
w. N. Hunt.
L. e. Forbes and son have the con
tract for building additional barr
room at Holland church.
J. S. Wharton sold his stone burrt
and power shelter to l.. A. Burden. AL
will now have one Of the best mills In
the country for grinding fed and meal
He tells us he will keep feed on hand
for exchange.
We regret having TO wait unit
spring for the telephone, but have the
promise from Mr.. Bryan sure for it as
soon as the frost is out of the ground
in the spring. Then we must have the
Interurban line. This is too good .
country to be without some railroad
We need good harness maker. This
is good location for one.
Jan. rs. Peoriaite.
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Notice.
Executor.

To Whom it May Concern:
Notice is hereby given that there is
a petition and order of record in the
district court of Mahaska county,
Iowa, of Walter E. Milledge, resident
of Mahaska county, Iowa, was fled
Jan. 5, 1903, asking that his name be
changed from Walter e. Milledge to
Walter E. Laud, as provided by Chap
ter is of the Code Of Iowa. The said
matter will come on for hearing on the
18th day of February, 1903, at 1880
o'clock p. M, at the February term OF
the district court of Mahaska county,
Iowa.
January 5, 1908.
Walter e. Milledge, Applicant.
J.F. & w. R. Lacey, Attys. 2Sw4
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4 DMINIsTRAToR's NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given to all persons
interested that on the 18th day of
January, A. d. 1903, the undersigned
was appointed by the district court of
Mahaska county Iowa, administrator
of the estate of Maud Cease, deceased,
late of said Mahaska county, Iowa.
All persons indebted to said estate
will make payment to the undersigned
and those having claims against the
same will present them legally authen-
ticated to said court for allowance.
Dated January u, 1908.
ANDREW BAKER, Administrator.
24w3 r. K. DAVIS, Clerk.
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EINAL SETTLEMENT NOTICE.
II In matters of the estate OF

hs " DEdhop uOC6hccu'
Notice is hereby given, that on or
before the Gath day of Jan. 1908,
there will be on file in the office of
the clerk of the district court of Ma
haska county, Iowa, the final settle
ment and petition for discharge of
f. E. Smith, administrator OF the
estate of 81. FL. Drake, deceased, and
the same Is set for hearing on the
End day of March of the next term of
the district court, begun and held in
Oskaloosa on the 18th day of Feb,
1908, at which time objections can be
made to the approving of said settle-
ment and granting the prayer OF said
petitioner.
Dated this 2sth day of Jan. 1903.
r. K. DAVIS. Clerk.
F. N. McVAY, Deputy. 26w4
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HoBsoN COMING.
The Noted Naval officer VIII Lect-
ure In oskaloosa.

The Y. M. O. A. have been success
full in their efforts to secure Richard
Hobson of Santiago and Spanish
American war fame for an appear
ance in this oity. He will lecture
here Saturday, February, 21, and will
remain in the city over Sunday and
will address the mems meeting;in the
Y. M. O. A. rooms In the afternoon.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1903-01-29

To those who drink whiskey for
pleasure; Harper whiskey adds zest
to existence. n To those who drink
whiskey for health's sake; Harper
whiskey makes life worth living.
SOLD BY
M. & M. Star Bottling %. ,oskaloosa,
Iowa.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1903-01-29
Hurt His Mo.

Saturday afternoon while distribu-
ting bills for the Bell Clothing Co.,
Martin Beck fell on DR.. Fleener's
steps badly bruising his hip. The
accident was not serious but may
confine him to his home for day or
two.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1903-01-29

slOO-Dr. e. Detchon's Anti
Diuretic may be worth TO you more
than 500 If you have q child who
soils bedding from incontinence OF
water during sleep. Cures old ana
young alike. 1t arrests the trouble
at once. 81. Sold by Green q
Bentley, Druggists, oskaloosa, Iowa.
12w26
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List of Letters.

Remaining uncalled for in the post
office at Oskaloosa, Iowa, for the
week ending January "a, 1908:
The Oskaloosa herald., 1903-01-29
MoNRoE.

The assessor is in the neighbor-
hood this week.
The progress-advertiser. (Lexington, Miss.) 1902-1903, 1903-09-10
In Menoriam.

Mary Brook Frazier, daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. D. L. Frazier, died near
Silver City, Aug. 18th, 1903, age six
years and eighteen days. Brooke"
as she was affectionately called, was
a bright, winsome child, the pet of
her father and mother. She was the
eldest Of four children, two of whom
proceeded her to the great beyond.
She leaves a father, mother and baby
brother who miss her so sadly. With
sorrowing hearts we bade her fare
we'll till the resurrection morn. We
bow in humble submission to our
heavenly Father, who doth all things
well. "The Lord gave, and the Lord
taketh away" Blessed be the name Of
the Lord. A FRIEND.
The progress-advertiser. (Lexington, Miss.) 1902-1903, 1903-09-10
OWENS.

Owens has just passed through very
successful protracted meeting conducted
by DR.. Weir, Of Lexington, ably assist
ed Revs. O'Bryant and Lawson. Two
accessions were made to the church.
Editor Grist spent Saturday and Sun
day with Col. Owens the past week re-
cuperating fromIa slight attack Of fever.
We are sorry to note the illness OF
Mr.. J, T. Kealhofer, and hope he will
soon be enjoying his wanted good
health.
Mr.. and Mrs, J. H. Turner, Of Black
Hawk, are here this week,
Owens Wells Is to lose one OF its chief
attractions. Miss Sara Lee is to leave
for Greenville tomorrow wednesday,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. NJ. Estes. Of Green
wood, left last Friday morning for homo
we miss them.
Among the young people we noticed
enjoying the pleasures of the drive
Sunday afternoon was Mr., sharkey
Kealhofer and Miss Nettie Rivers.
Mr.. Holmes Southworth, of Leflore
County, is among the gueet at the Wells
this week.
DR.. L. C. Alexander was prominent
visitor to our town last Sunday.
Ben Stigler, A. L. Harvey. Hugh
Reid and - Hutter all of Lexington
spent last Sunday night at Owens Wells.
Mrs. E. G. DeLong, Of Lexington.
returned home last Friday evening.
Miss. Mayme Kealhofer who has besn
with the post office in Lex
ngton for some time has resigned her
position and is now at homo.
The progress-advertiser. (Lexington, Miss.) 1902-1903, 1903-09-10
Raised From the Dead.

c. W. Lands, Porter" the Ori-
entail Hotel, Chanute, Kansas, sayss !:
~ know what 1t was to suffer with
neuralgia, deed | did,. and I got a
bottle OF Billiards. Snow Liniment
and was raised from the dead" !"
| tried to get some more, but before
| had 'deposed' OF my bottle, was
cured entirely. am tellin' de
truth, too" 25c, SOC and $l.0O at B
5. Beall, Lexington; Foster Drug Co
l. c. Alexander, M. P. Winkler,
Tchula.
The progress-advertiser. (Lexington, Miss.) 1902-1903, 1903-09-10
A Boys Wild Ride For Life.

With family around expecting
him to die, and son riding for life.
~ miles, to get DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds. W. H. Brown, Of Lees
vile, 1ud., endured deaths agonies
from asthma; but this wonderful
mcdicise gave instant relief and
sosn cured him. He writes: ~
now sleep soundly every night. /"
Like marvellous cures OF consump-
tion, Pneumonia, Bronchitis,
Coughs, Colds and Grip prove its
matchless merit for all Throat and
Lung troubles Guaranteed bottles
Soc and $i.00. Trial bottles free
at B. S. Besll's drug store.
The progress-advertiser. (Lexington, Miss.) 1902-1903, 1903-09-10
ACONA.

Acona, Miss. Sept. ..7th, 1908
Editor Progress-Advertiser:
As the excitement Of the political
campaign.is about ended. probably
there are some who might be glad to
hear from old Acona once more.
This has been wonderful year.
More candidates, more speaking and
more picnics than ever before. There
is every prospect for an abundant
harvest, and every one seems to
hope for better times.
Lumber is being placed on the
ground for the erection of the new
school house, which the contractors
hope to have ready by the 1st of
Nov.
Misses Clyde Johnson, Mamie Diggs,
Annie l.. Gadberry, Laura McRae,
Ludie Bailey and Willie May Lee
left yesterday tof.ther Grenada Col
lege; Misses Annie Stevens, Gabrella
Baker, Sue EllaHBelford, Mary and
Lillian Steel, Merle. Herbert, Lemmie
Clover and frankie Henry for the l.
|. and c., Columbus. These merry
maidens will be sadly missed in
Acona social.pathways.
John Belford ''.sJr. ~ entertained a
number Of friends Tuesday night
With a birth day supper. The occa-
sion H;s :Inutl illiant affair.
Miss Annie Lauriel:G l:Gadberry en-
her young friends last Fri
lay at the lovely home of her amt
The progress-advertiser. (Lexington, Miss.) 1902-1903, 1903-09-10

Mrs. S. D. Clover; near Black Hawk
Mrs. Kate johnson and Baby ar.
rived last week from Mexico. Dr.
johnson and son, Evans, are expect.
ed at an early date.
Misses Julia and Emma Beall, two
winsome little girls from Lexington,
have been the guest Of Miss Eva
Lou Evans.
Mesdames Brock and Mcclellan, Of
West and Winona, respectively, have
been visiting their mother Mrs. Thos
Bailey, near here, lately.
Misses Smith, Swaysee and Ward,
Of Ebernezer, we're guests Of Mrs,
J. V. Bailey last week.
MIR. and Mrs. R. P. johnson visited
friends in the Delta last week.
Mrs. Talbert, Of Little Rock, Ark,
is spending awhile with her sister,
Mrs Lou johnson.
Mr.. John Ash. Of Ridgeland, spent
last week with his sister, Mrs. Kate
McRae.
Mr.. Jessie Lanfair and wife, and
Mr.. Charlie Merritt and wife, Of Du-
rant, were priced guests in the Ger
rell home last week.
Mrs. J. D. Walton and son, Jesse,
attended Ruarterly meeting at Emory
last Saturday.
DR.. Graham Diggs expects to re-
sumo his medical studies at Nashville
this fall.
Mrs. Kenora Allen visited friends
at Ebernezer last week, while her
her father, Rev. W. J. OBryant con-
Quoted o series Of meetings.
Miss Mittie Gerrell. assisted by
Misses Annie M. Diggs, Willie May
The progress-advertiser. (Lexington, Miss.) 1902-1903, 1903-09-10

and Annie Loyde Lee sold ice cream
to the voters here on election day.
A very pleasant picnic was givel
on Funnagusha creek recently.
DR.. R. G. Elmors stopped over in
| 'Acona recently on his way home from
Black Hawk.
Mr.. W. H. Stokes made trip to
the Delta recently and rounded up
some insurance business.
The unlimited hospitalities of Mr..
Sam Bailey and sister, Miss Pagie,
were enjoyed by the following ladies
Tuesday: Mesdames Lee, Ogletree,
Stokes, Susie and Allie Booth. This
home possesses many attractions,
but the most beautiful is the cheer
full face of the octegenarian mother
who, although cripple, rolls in her
wheel chair from room to room, car
rping sunshine wherever she goes.
Another home which we visited last
week deserves special mention, that
of Mr.. and Mrs. B. H. McGee. It is
a genuine pleasure to visit this aged
couple. Although bent by the weight
Of many years, they are just as cheer
ful and happy as two old people can
be, and seem to enjoy their friends
just as much as in younger days.
NANCY PATTERSON.
The progress-advertiser. (Lexington, Miss.) 1902-1903, 1903-09-10
LEARN 1ELEGRAPHY BY MAIL

The American Telegraph College,
Randolph Building, Memphis, Tenn,
tsches felegraphy by a series Of
mail lessons, and set Of instruments,
furnished free, finishing up student
in the College, and then secures po-
sitions for graduates. Write at once
for terms, which are made in smal
monthly payments. We refer to
Commercial Appeal Memphis Morning
News. and American Savings Bank.
The progress-advertiser. (Lexington, Miss.) 1902-1903, 1903-09-10
Reaffull Odds Against Him.

:, Bsdridden alone and destitute.
such it brief Was the condition of nm
old soldier BY name Of J. J. Havena
Versailles o. For years he was
troubled with kidney disease and
neither doctors nor medicines gave
him relief. AtIength he tried Elec.
.'fic Bitiers. II put him ON his fee,
In short ordes and now be testifies
."lm on the road to complete recov.
cry" Best on earth for Liver an d
Kidney troubles and all forms OF
Stomach and Bowel Complaints.
ooly 500, Guaranteed by B. S.
Besll Druggist.
The progress-advertiser. (Lexington, Miss.) 1902-1903, 1903-09-10
The First Bale, Sept. 9Th.

Lewis-Herrman Co. purchased the
drss bale of new cotton brought to
this market. paying Is cents per
pound. This is the highest price
paid Tor cotton in the local market
for years.
( On Monday, the 9th, R. & B. Son.
theimer bought from 7. A. Harthcoch
. bale weighing 463 pounds at 1920,
making the bale bring $3.50 without
the seed. Who says farming don't
.pay!