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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
A Gem.

The chef was ignorant of the pres.
ence of the cannibal king. who eyed
him critically. while Il sunny smile
danced gayly over his dimpled fea-
lures. Suddenly the chef became aware
Of his presence and said as he most
artistically salaamed:
Il would have your majesty know
that | have just created a formula for
a soup that shall win an instant i'm
mortality
And what may it be?' asked the
monarch impatiently. II never was an
expert in the art of guessing. and I
would know the name of your new de-
%cOction."
And the chef, approaching the kings
interest and his own Importance, So
laamed again and replied:
"MOck missionary" = New York
Times.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
The Heat Of Lava.

The lava streams from the eruption
of VcsuviuS in 1858 were so hot twelve
years later that steam issued from
flowed from Etna IN 1877 We're found
to be- steaming hot just below the crust
as late as 1910. The volcano JorullO,
in Mexico, poured forth in 1850 lava
that eighty-seven years later gave Off
columns Of steaming vapor. In 1880 it
al found that a stick thrust into the
crevices instantly ignited, although no
discomfort was experienced in walking
ON the hardened crust.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Here are a few amusements of great
men: Edmund Burke. farming; Lord
Byron. swimming; Carlyle, riding and
smoking; Lord Chatham. bowls; Oar.
win, backgammon, music. smoking and
snuff taking; Dickens. bowls. walking,
smoking and snuff taking; Tom Hood,
shooting; Kingsley, fox hunting, music
and smoking; Lamb, witnessing per-
formances Of Punch" card playing.
snuff taking and smoking; Lord Lyt-
ton, gardening, walking. music and
smoking; Captain Marryat, snuff tax.
ing; Lord Palmerston. horse racing;
Pitt, telling trees and studying classics:
Shelley, making and sailing paper
boats; Sydney Smith, chess, swimming.
and music; Wesley, whist; Dean
Swift. Harvesting his with
cords and driving them up and down
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
Koempel

Gal. Koempel
For liver troubles and constipation
There's nothing better In creation
Than Little Early Risers. the famous
little pills
They always effect a cure and save
doctor bills.
Little Early Risers are different from
all other pills. They do not weaken
the system, but act as a tonic to the
tissues by arousing the %secretions and
restoring the liver to the full perform
ance OF its functions naturally. For
sale by all druggists.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
Take a Trip

i've the Nickel Plate Road and be
convinced of its superior train service.
Solid through daily express trains be
tween Chicago, Fl. Wayne. Findlay,
Fostoria, Erie. Buffalo New York City
and Boston. American Club Meals,
ranging in price from 35c. to $1.00,
served in Nickel Plate dining cars;
also service a la carte. Rates always
the lowest. No excess fare charged
on any train on the Nickel Plate Road.
Chicago depot: Harrison St. and Fifth
Ave. City Ticket Offices Ill Adams
st. and Auditorium Annex. John Y.
Callahan. General Agent. 113 Adams
ST. room 29S, Chicago.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

The name of Louise creek has been
changed by W. H. Brown & Co. to that
OF Crystal creek. Don Stevenson
named the creek originally. He re-
ports that years ago when he was
freighting across to the Black Hills.
in the early days when Indians We're
thick, and oxen were used to draw the
freight, the party stopped n night on
this creek. 1t was the summer time.
and every man in the crew took a bath
in the cool waters. After the bathing
IA over, Don gave the creek the most
appropriate name he could think of.
AS years have gone by the stream has
become srystal in appearance, and it
now merits it's new name.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

"WhAt a beautiful luncheon said
tie guest.
'Yes," answered Mr.. CumrOx, moth
e and the girls say it is all right"
"But you aren't enjoying it."
mo. I'm a little embarrassed. I've
been standing ver here trying to fg-
ure out which are the edibles and
which are the decorations."-Washipg
ton Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Want Prison Fiogging Abolished.
The Humanitarian league has peti.
toned the British Home Secretary to
abolish or largely restrict the custom
OF fOgging for breaches of discipline
which still exists in English prisona.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
For Sale.

Lots %, % and "a, block A, corner
9Th and Broadway. Is IT,: lots 1S,
block 80 and lot 1. block 20, Mckenzie
Addition; 3 lots in block u; 4 lots
in block 81 and 16 lots in block 81, Will
liams' Addition. Price for all, 5 $500.
NJ. P. SKEELS.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
Valuable Electrical, Discovery

Prof. Braun announced before the
Strasburg Scientific Society that he
has discovered a method of producins
electrical energy of unlimited volume
and projecting it into space in the
form of electric waves. to any de-
sired distance.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
Imperfect Brain pevelopn,ec%

The so-called defective classes Of
society"-the idiotic. feeble-minded.
'm~provident, h~abitually immoral, in.
soriate. criminal, insane and other
victims Of arrested or otherwise i'm.
perfect development Of brain. attsib.
Unable largely to malnutrition both b.
fore and after birth.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Aatrtmony 10 30 popular in Berlin
during the first two weeks of April
and Saturday 30 frequently the par.
ticular day chosen for the performance
Of the marriage ceremony, that the
city omcials have issued . notice call.
Ing on al interested parties to consult
the said oficials before fixing the day,
80 that the work may be distributed
the week.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
a. A. n.

James 3. McPherson Post No. 2, Depart
Republic. Meets every second and fourth
Ihursday IN each month At 9. A. r. hall.
Bismarck. N. d.. ". H. Winchester, Com
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

C~htmpanxee's Lie Insured.
"Esau." the chimpanzee performing
at the London pavilion, having duly
passed medical examination. has Just
had his life insured for several thou,
sand pounds, a portion of the risks be.
Ing taken by members of Lloyd's.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

downtown 10 the place where q
woman escapes from the care Of hee
cnaid'en. and home 10 the place where
2 naa escapes the bores he met down.
toWn-Atchison Globe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
OF PYrH1As.

st. Elmo Lodge. Nc. 4. Meets ever,
Wednesday evening at X. p. hall, Baker
Block. /. w. Healy, C. c. Frank G. Titus
X. of r. and g..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
H MARKETS.

Opening, Range and Close Of Grain
Prices At Minneapolis, Chicago and
Duluth.
Furnished BY Coo Commission Co., Fret
National Bank building, who have direct wires
IN Minneapolis. Duluth and Chicago.
April 20, 1909.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Bismarck Chapter. ISo. II. O. e. q.
Meets first and third Fridays In each month
e. Masonic hail. Dakota Block. Dorothy
Field, w. NJ. Hattie Shelton. Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
Armies Of the Danube.

The numerical strength of the
standing armies of the Danubian
states are: Servia, GO, 800; Roumania.
5000: Bulgaria. 33, 400.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
BROTHERHOOD OF AMERICAN YEo.
NEN

A fraternal life and accident insurance or.
gani1ation, meets tho last Tuesday Of each
month In the Odd Fellows hall. I. W. Healy,
Foreman, c. A.. aess, correspondent. Ma.
chine shop. R.. L. Best, n. A..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
500 TIME CARD

No. 81, mixed, west bound, arrive 7 :35 p. m
No. IS, mixed. east bound, depart s:l5 a. m.
Freight and passengers for Braddock, Ma
poleOn, Cakes, Hankinson and all points nc
the s. line to Minnda oils.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
A Artiace

A Historical ArtiAce.
Little Willie Say. pa. what's a war
ship?
PA warship, my son, is a mechan.
ical device used in manufacturing his.
tory.-Chicago News.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
!. o. O.. r,

Capital City Lodge No. 2-Neets ever,
Friday at MCGOWAN hall ct 8 O'Clock o. NJ.
John Wray, N. g.; VIM. D. Gorsuch. Sec'y.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

MASONIC

Bismarck Lodge, A. r. & A. NJ, No. 8.
Meets hrst and third Mondays 10 each
Month at Masonic hail. NJ. n. Cook, W. M.
3urt Finney. Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Marital Oiscord In London.
In London last year the number Of
husbands who advertised disclaiming
credit obtained by their wives was 378.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Tancred Commandery, Knights Templar,
No. !. Meets third Thursday In each
month at Masonic hall, Dakota Block. II.
Y. Cook. E. G. W. F. CochraDe Recorder.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Hospital for Friendless Women and Children.
Incorporated November q, 1901. No. liO East
Second Street, Bismarck. N. Oak. President,
correspondence Secretary, NJ. L.. Ashley:
Recording Secretary, Albina r. Couch; Treas.
urSr. Mary E.. Whitscraft; Auditor. Ella Hou-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
The Winter OF Discontent.

The Winter OF D1sc0nteAt.
The four seasons are seldom on good
terms with each other. There Is q de
cided GOODNESS between autumn and
spring. philadelphia Record.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

NIcHOISON REBEKAH NO. 10
Aeets the first and third Saturdays OF
every month u Odd FeloW6 hall ct 6
onr, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Better than the x-Ray, is a peculiar
method OF diagnosing and examining
the conditions of the human body. BY
this method alone the internal con-.
ditiOns Of every organ, nerve and fibre
Of the body a be observed while
performing its natural functions. as
well as determining the cause and ma
ture Of q disease and the proper rem
edy to restore it to health.
This most interesting and strange
method 10 used At the international
School Of Scientific Magnetic Healing
by Mrs. sehulze in the interests Of
their patients and hence their un.
bounded in treating every
known disease. even in cases where
others failed to give temporary relief.
Testimonial.
have taken q course OF magnetic
treatments as prescribed and EN-.
ployed by DR.. Schulze and wife for
my case. being a veryobstinet 8
Of chronic dyspepsia. being affected
with stomach. kidney and liver trou-
BILE. also rheumatism and constipation,
of which have suffered for quite q
long time, so that life seemed a bur-
den, but nov a say. that these con-
ditions have disappeared and l feel
now like a new man.
d. r. MCDONALD,
Bismarck. N. Oak.
| ONCE on 4th st. over New Fire House.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

ANCIENT ORDER UNITED WORKMEN.
6rst and third Tuesday evenings Of each
month at their ball In the Baker Block a.
( O'Clock. c, E. Aurrell, N. w.; Bradley c
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
IA yrr =

WOMEN'a RELIEF CORPS.
Meets second and fourth Fridays Of each
month at their hall ct $50 q. NJ. Hattie
Shelton, president: Emma B. FalcOner, score
rafy.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
April 20, 1903.
Chicago.

Minneapolis.
Open High Low Close
May wheat,.....75A 1871 H 75A
July wheat. go. .75L 75N 75Ia 75L
CHICAGO MARkGT0.
Hogs. $4,000. Marke. s cents lower
Light, 6.85@7.25; mixed. 700 al. IS
heavy, 7.05@7.45; rough. 7.O5@7.2O.
Cattle. 5000. Market steady.
Sheep. $4,000. Market steady.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-07-29
Anderson,Count : Mutual Ben.
eht Association of America,

The Anderson County Mutual Benefit
Association Of America writes the chean-
est insurance Of the day. The plan In To
take one thousand people, men and yy1,.
men, bind them together In a business
way 60 help each other In time OF need
end trouble. You only pay when ono
dies. II you join now your first paymepf,
pays you up until January, 1904, unleTr
we lose one OF our members, II the hanA
OF Providence should sever the eiiver
thread that holds the life Of ono Of our
loved ones, friend or neighbor. who
would hesitate moment on paving the
little sum OF One Dollar and ton cefats q,
the amount and pay expenses
p4ss4 out on death claim. Consider the
r1aetor, examine and study our plan.
aou are. receiving insurance O protec4
your family at actual cost. Don't stanil
Dack, let our agencieS write you up at
OnoG. -, :.
II tnefs is anything you wish to know
In regard to the policy call on any Of the
agents and they will take pleasure. In
explaining the policy to ycu. Ren,em-
Der this is the only opportunity ever
presented TO you at actual cost. You
owe 1t to yonr family, you owe tito YOUR.
self to secure their protection; in case yof.
are taken away from them. If you are
over thirty years Of age this Is the only
chance You will have of getting, In.
Alter ! 900 members have been secured
no ono over thirty gets in, and he only
20 replace deceased member.
N. r. GREEN, Pres.
y. M. PAYNE, SEQ. and Treas.
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reaching a DOG to Read,

The intelligence of animals seems,
as q rule, to be underrated rather
than overrated. a dog breeder de-
scribed q wonderful collie that had
belonged to Sir John Lubbock.
This dog" he said, would when
it was hungry lay at its masters feet
q card marked food When it was
thirsty it would fetch acard marked
drink. When it wanted to take a
walk 1t would bring a card marked
sout.
"Sir John Lubbock trained it to
do this trick.in less than month.
He put the food card over the doags
food AID made it bring the card to!
him before he would allow it to eat,
and in the matter Of drinking and!
going ont he used like method. !
The cards were similar.iin shape,and|
color, but the writing On them Diff
Tered. Since, therefore, the dog dis
tinguished them by the writing,aloneI
it may truly be said that the animal
could read.h
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-07-29
An Irish supsrssltlo,,,,.

In the rural parts OF ireland it Is
considered nnluck to meet q red
haired woman on going ont In the
morning, especially on a Monday
morning, for then the whole Of the
coming week is involved in the ill
luck. THERE'S an irish story Of a
newly appointed village postman
who on starting forth to deliver his
iirst batch Of letters had the mis-
fortune to sencounter a woman with
red hair; He promptly went home
with his bag, and there was d no pos
tai delivery in the s township that
day. 1 "
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-07-29
Hifly,ss Little Talent.

Billy sister is the organist of the
church in her country town, and
Billy blows the old fashioned instru-
ment upon which his big sister per-
forms. Some day, however, Billy
viii be nsartist himself If his pres
sent spiritsof pride in his work per-
sists. Still, although he enjoys his
task, the 20 cents he earns every
Sunday ismuch appreciated by him.
A concert was given in the church
in aid of a local, charity, ana cutie a
number Of sartists" whose services
usually command big remuneration
volunteered their services.
s. When the concert was over the
choirmaster came to Bi lily, who had
enjoyed greatly the Importance Of
the occasion and his share in it, and
held ont q quarter to pay the boy for
his work. 81, I.
prise. ls73;s .5
, <fWhy, say said he, ssaren't the
rest Of the talent giving their serv-
ices for nothing Z
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-07-29
AaTinx Jo.lrnal..

Omeo, among the mountains Of,
Victoria iissttTalia, fotlneri i5Ilg iy pos s.
sessed the smallest journal printed
in the British dominions. 1T was
not much larger than an ordinary
sheet of not paper, and its title.wass
the Echo oiaths Mountains. Dur
ing one severe winter Omeo was cut
off from l civilization by heas5 falls.
of snow, and its supply of ordinary,
printing paper having been exhaust.
ed, the Echo cf The Mountains was
printed Sor some weeks on grocers,
brown paper bags. q 8 ;s 7I.i}
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THE oL DEST MAP.
,talsS ns the "a City of Rome In
y y FPaamorst Of Mars,ie. 81 3f

fal,S &c fl.e e City 81 Rome In
Fro srnents cfl Marhle. /.
here is preserved III Rome an in
teresting document, which is the old
est plan OF the ancient city of Rome
"a xistence. The Forma q RIBS, as
atsis called, was cut ns,on 40 pieces
OF marble 0ff various sizes and covers
Q superficial area of 2G6 squaSe me-,
teri. Vt was! mad during tia reign
ofSeptimirs Seyerus, between S03
and 211 A. D., and was attached to
q wall Of the Tempium Sacrm Ur-
bis the present church Of SIS. Cosma
Damiano. The most curious fea.
ture Of this map is that some sec.
tions or divisions Of the city are rep-
resented upon q much larger scale
than other parts. This is notably
the ecase respecting the Palatine and
Roman Forum. The reason for this
distinction antiquarians and arr
ch@ologists have failed to adduee.
and the pecnliarity rendered it a diff.
ticult ltmatter to piece the fragments
OF the map together correctly. It is
also evident that the relic is the.
product OF several different hands.
since some portions are very skill
fully and diligently prepared. while
others are very negligently made.
sIhe mar, was also permitted to fall
into disserraair and fell; to pieces in
course of time. The first fragments
were found i. 1862 and roughly
placed together by Antonio Cosio,.
but the work Of building up the MAJ,
has beenS diligently continued ever
since, until now / ,049 pieces have
been found and joined together.
That tn, map was originally Of a
tremendous size is testified by the
fact that, according to Professor.
4 lLanci ani. the present portion of the
plan is bit q fifteenth of the whole.
This ForlLa Urbis is Of immense
re uc since by its
aid several parts Of ancient Rome
unknown have been found.
Scientific American.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-07-29
RecsDnIzIng 3 Lonc Felt Wana.

While looking over his morning
paper at the breakfast table Mr..
SpotcaaA read in the miscellaneous
information i column the following
item: ~ II = :.
J. Ons peculiarit observed by vis-
leors M Cuba Eis tnat no native,
yoaIg gI0rsoid, ever Whiis Ties. =. $ s {
He laid the paper down, went to
the alephone and called up his man.
Of business. s. '9' 81
Hussel, " he said, Sat the
earliest possible moment I wish you
would advertise for5a young Cuban.
/ want him for an Office boy. Chi
cago Tribune. -|-
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-07-29
The ForeIqners.

Every one has heard Of the wona-
an visiting France for the first time
who expressed her surprise that
even the young children spoke
french so fiuently." She was ,-auch
IKE the Englishman 3cscrihci: in a
book of travel.
De was very fond of travelling and
took great delight in lionizing Diff
teront cities which we visited, but
IN one respect he was stanch John
bull. No power on earth could per-
snade him that when he resided in
Florence. for example, he could pos
slbiy be called !. foreigner.
mo, ma'a}n," he used to say; tsthe
Italians are foreigners, but lam an
Englishmanw
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-07-29
THE LAST KsTRayv.

Some Thinga That Even small Bay!
's &, Garnet Stand. 4 Ssf.s
The small hoy Jack swas discover;
ed by an elderly friend ia d street 'at.
the other end of the city from that
IN which he lives, says the Youths
I Comp The tears had left
sheir marks on his cheeks, and ev-
.,sry now and then O sob stsli shook
shis little body; but he trndged
look. q !, 4, 8 =
Hello, Jackie What's the mat
ter II asked the friend as the small,
boy tried to brush past.
amt a-going to tell you,n ne,
announced, ramrning his small fists
into his eyes. n
Certainly not" acquiesced the
old gentleman cheerfully. s:BeautI-
fui morning for a stroll, isn't it?',
Jack eyed him obstinately.
Il passed your house little while
ago, and it seemed to me that ]
smeit ginger snaps cooking, obsery-.
ed the old man carelessly.
u don't carew said Jack fiercely.
I'm running away"
4 don't blsme you," said the man
cordially. "I wouldn't stay in a
house where they cooked ginger
anaps right under q fellows nose Ell
}ther." q
9 'Tain't thatl' snapped Jack.
ITS cause 'cause mamma told
papa this morning that her-her.
sealskin coat was so worn out she'd
never be able to wear it another
mother winter" he explained, the
tears starting afresh.
Still" said the friend good ma
sturedly, Zone can live in a house
where there isn't sealskin coat"
"You don't underestimate vailed
Jack.
"Well, you tell me about il, Jack.
il" urged the man. a
"I-I-I won't wear sealskin.
pantsP sobbed Jack, all his wrongs
coming again before his minds eve.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-07-29
tiser Of Baking Soda.

A eorrsspo dent Of Good House
keeping sums up the various uses Of
galeratus, or common baking soda,
in q paragraph It lis a good tooth
powder, aweetening the breath as
well as cleansing the teeth. Apinch
of soda in s glass of water will re-
5liexe nauseu. "a handful of soda lin
the f0otbath, filed With hot water,
will relieve aching feet and help 8
headache and q spoonful in the wa
ter in which the face is washed will
remove the dust OF travel. Wet soda
wall also disso Dive blackheads.
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Her Dearest Wish.

Mamma" asked little Florence,
the only sister Of five older broth
ers, when am / going to be q boyp"
Why, never, dear. You are mann
mas little girl"
Amt / ev;r going to be a boy ?"
No, dear; girls can't be boys"
Cant God make me a.boyp
mo; God will never make you a
boy. IS
Florence walked away thoughtful-
~, andsthat night whentshe .said her
prayer she added this petition: HIf
You can't make me q boy then make
me billygoat. Woman's Home
Companion. . q
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.IHE AN DERsO ON IN Nj Il IGEN( - E
tse Did The Correct Thing.


Any one could have told from tha
siss fearless sss. CLINT g OF his blue eyes and
the 9 rakish 1s tilt Of his cap that Tie
(, was vas OF the class of messenger, boys
KNOWN their fellows as sstwise.. !.
!! he knew g few things. Afterhe fin
isned ms fifteen cent meal at the
!. lunch . counter 2. he vent up to the ak
foot waiter, who made him look like
q dwarf by comparison. & 4
g! imlne my check" he demanded
irnperiopsly. ~
The waiter meekly scribbled tho
amount sl',I on slip and handed is to
the diminutive customer.
/, Here, go buy ycrself an automo.
pile," said his lordsfip the messen-
ger, dropping nickel into the big
walters hand.-New York Press. :