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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
The Great rarss Of Colorado

Constitute one of her chief glories.
They contain fields, forests and plains;
they are watered by creeks and rivers.
and contain villages and farm houses:
they have 5 g! r SIS ard lakes where no.
tells and other plices Of entertainment
are found for those seeking health and
recreation.
To enable people to reach tsese fas
yored localities without unnecessary
expenditure of time CIR money the Union
Pacific has put in effect very low rates
and splendid train service from the
Missouri river to Denver.
Accommodation are provided for ally
classes Of passengers on these trains.
the equipment inciu ling free reclining
chair cars, dining cs.rs. buffet smoking
cars. drawing room sieepers. day
coaches, etc.
Full information cheerfully furnished
on application to ]. w. Turtle, T. p. A..
22o West Fourth street. Des Moines.
Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
"a Common Sense Chair

what we need in our theological
schools today is chair of common
sense" said Bishop Joyce. of Minneap-
oils. before the Northwestern Indiana
Methodist conference. His statement
created marked stir among the dele
gates. Continuing he said:
1T is a real fact that God calls poor
boys to the ministry, and they are fore
ed to go thru many sacrifices in order
to reach the place where they are
fully equipped for the work of the min
istry. The pioneers of Methodism had
no theological training, or at least not
the training of theological schools.
Therefore their preaching was genuine
and right from the heart.
II do not wish to be put down as
against the theological school, but l do
wish those schools would introduce a
new chair and call it chair of common
sense. 1t is needed in the training OF
young men for the ministry. Some OF
them actually lost their best traits by
TOO much book learning. The preacher
should be skillful in himself, and the
school should help his skill to reach the
hearts of man.
III should be the first thought of 4
preacher to appreciate first that those
who come to hear him are always fuil
of heartache, and they are looking for
consolation extended to them in such
n manner as will be effective. and VIII
act as a balm for the affliction that is
troubling the soul. The whole thing
should be preached. nothing lodged
nothing added to. The path for the
preacher Is laid out fully by the scrip
lures, and he should get his inspira-
ton there.
Holiness should be preached, not the
so,,r. cranky kind, that only makes men
feel bad and bitter, but that which Is
cheerful and gracious. would Ike TO
see Young men in the ministry who are
strong within themselves. who nave the
right kind OF Judgment, VINO "ouiu
study human nature as we'll as the
scriptures. and know the people with
whom they had to come in contact In
the capacity OF pastor.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
The Alarm Clock Brain.

To be able to awaken ones self at
a predetermined and usually unearthly
hour. is an accomplishment of which
one well may boast, and of which many
do boast. l hope, with entire truthful
ness Continually to be doubling 9TH
er's peoples word is perhaps bad sign
but / confess that when one OF these
gifted mortals tells how the tide served
for weak fishing at $3.50 q. M. and the
appointment was for 3 sharp. at Sam
miss pier; how he did not want to
arouse the whole house with an alarm
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
CREAMERY CONSOLIDATION.

The organized effort t2ward the con-
progress, especially along the lines of
the Milwaukee railway, brings strong
protest from Professor Hacker, of the
Minnesota dairy school, who holds it as
a scheme to break down the co-opera-
tive creameries and against the pros
perity of the farmers. He declares that
when the consolidation has become eff
fectual and the small creameries driven
out of business and diEorganized the
rates of shipment will be raised and
the prica OF milk arbitrarily lowered.
The lack OF competitive market will
prices on the farmers product and alb
sorb the profit which now goes to milk
producers. The cooperative creamery
conducted by the farmers themselves,
Professor Hacker asserts, has been
the ''bsst Institution that ever came
to the dairyrnen OF the northwest: 1t
has done more for them than any 9th
eY organization, because 1t brings the
profits to the producer. where they be-
long; It has done more for the material
interests of the farmer than any 9TH
er institution in the state"
Professor Hackers view is entitled
to attention and study by the farmers.
He is a prominent figure in the dairy
field of Minnesota. Consolidation OF
minor creameries into one central point
has In a small way proven highly sue
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
The Pleasure of Eating.

Persons suffering from indigestion,
dyspepsia or other stomach trouble will
find that Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests
what you eat and makes the stomach
sweet. This remedy is a never failing
cure for indigestion and dyspepsia aid
all complaints affecting the glands or
membranes of the stomach or digestive
tract. When you take Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure everything you eat tastes good
and every bit of the nutriment that
your food contains Is dssimilated and
appropriated by the blood and tissues.
Sold by all druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
EunnuY anm Saturday srptmr ~ 1903

der. Presently he came back happy
and excited
Give me a pound of that stuff" he
cried. Its cleared ont my head better
than anything l ever tried l didn't
want to do it. but he insisted He went
away with it, and today I've had five
more calls from hay fever patients for
that powder
Il had intended that prescription for
cockroach powder said the drug
gist, and would rather sell it as that.
But as 1t has turned out to be hay
fever cure 1 suppose I'll have to throw
away the labels | had printed and get
a new bunch
And he sighed as he went out TO
wait on another man with a system
full of sneezes.
THE COW SWITCHED HER TAIL.
IHumeston Advocated
A peculiar and Imaginable accident
befell two of Humeston's prominent
citizens Saturday. Il. King and j. n.
Norton had driven out to the latter's
pasture north of town to look a t some
cattle and while Mr.. King walked about
among lHe animals Ahi. ANol toll SGT III
the top buggy and held the horse. A
COW passed Immediately behind the
vehicle and CHANGED to switch her tail
a. just the proper moment to wrap the
bushy end of her caudle appendage
around the feiloe of the wheel. The
sudden check startled the mildeyed
bovine and she sprang forward. upset
ing the buggy and throwing the occu-
pant TO the ground. At this juncture
the horse took a hand and started to
run, dragging Mr.. Norton a short dis
lance the excitement only ending with
the horses detachment from the buggy,
which was damaged quite little Mr..
Norton, however, was only slightly
bruised and the men were able TO en-
joy a hearty laugh at the ludicrous
situation in which they found them
selves
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
Special Reduced EXCURSION Rates

Special Reduced Excursion Rates
Will be in effect from all points on the
Chicago & Northwestern railway for
the occasions named below:
Deadwood and Lead, S. d. Sept to
IL International Mining Congress.
Ogden and Salt Lake City, Utah.
Sept. Is to Is, National Irrigation Con-
Baltimore, Nd Sept. 81 to rs. SOW
ereign grand lodge, l. Q. Q. F.
Denver. Colorado Springs and Pueblo,
Oct. Z to II, brotherhood Of st. Andrew
convention
Detroit, Mich. Oct. 16 to %. Chris
tan church national convention.
San Francisco and Los Angeles. CAL,
Oct. 20 to %, American Bankers con-
vention.
For information as to rates, dates Of
sale, etc, of these or other occasions
call upon the ticket agen. of the North
western line.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
Fearful Odds Against Him.

Bedridden, alone ard destitute. Such
in brief was the condition of an old
soldier by the name OF j. j. Ravens,
OF Versailles, Ohio. For years he was
troubled with kidney disease and aeith-
er doctors nor medicines gave him re-
lief. At length he tried Electric Botters.
I. put him on his feet in short order
and now he testifies, "fm on the road
tc complete recovery" Best on earth
for liver and kidney troubles and all
forms of stomach and bowel COM
plants. Only so cents. Guaranteed by
George p. Powers. druggist.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
Tho Ruling Passion,
[Judge.]

The prospective heirs of the dying
miser come silently into his sickroom
The physician is seated by the side
OF the patient, a finger on his pulse
How is our dear uncle today, doc
tor?' ask the prospective heirs.
There is small change in his con-
dition," whispers the doctor.
The dying miser rouses himself by q
supreme effort Small change? ne
gasps- "Put-it-in--my-- pocket!
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
The Genuine vs.. tho countsrfsits.

The genuine Is always better than
counterfeit, but the truth Of this state
ment is never more forcibly realized or
more thoroughly appreciated than
when you compare the genuine De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve with the
many counterfeits and worthless sub
stitutes that are on the market. W. 8.
Ledbetter, of Shreveport, La, says:
after using numerous otker remedies
without benefit one box of DeWitts
witch Hazel Salve cnred me-" For
blind. bleeding, itching and protruding
niles no remedy is equa. to DeWitt's
witch Hazel Salve. Sold by all drug
gistS
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
Low One Way Rates to the Coast.

The Iowa Central Railway has plac-
ed on sale daily special one way colon
lists excursion tickets to California,
Oregon. Washington, Idaho and Mon
tana at very reduced rates. Tourist
cars thru without change every We'd
nesday via the popular Santa Fe sys-
tenn. Call on agents for particulars. or
address A. B. Cults, G. P. and T. A.,
Minneapolis, Mimi.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
THE DOERLE PLAY.
ISornerville Journal. ]


The crack of the bat and the coachers
shout!
Sing hey for the caught high fly,
And the throw to third and a man put
out
Before he can reason why!
@, it's lively work, but the runner
caught,
For the ball goes swift today,
And the bleachers yell as the scorers
tell
The tale of the double play!
The shortstop jumps at hot line fly,
And his gloved hand stops the ball.
lit is swift and high but it can't get
by
The champion infield wall!
%. it's sharp, quick work from TO
And from to 3 today,
And the crowd comes up with sudden
roar
OF cheers for the double play!
The batsman hunts and the infield
jumps:
1t looks like sure safe hit.
And the runner starts from thir
to home,
But the pitcher murmurs Nit
He Jerks the ball to the catcher 5
hand.
And the runners out! Sing hey!
And the ball goes whizzing down
TO first
Hurrah for the double play!
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19

English SPAWN Liniment removes all
hard, soft or calloused Jumps and biem-
ishes from horses, blood spavins, curbs,
splints. sweeney. ring bone, stiles,
sprains, all swollen threats, coughs,
etc. Save $50 by use OF one bottle,
Warranted the most wonderful blemtsh
cure ever known. Sold by c. j. Lander,
druggist, Marshallte'wn, la.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
nv. cr,RIeEs AND NOTES.

The Boone Republican thinks that II
|sees the real genius when it says: 'sIhe
Ildo-a lad who built an engine out OF
scrap iron may be a genius, but we
imagine that the correspondent is the
greater genius of the two
The Cedar Rapids Gazette says:
after looking Mr. Sullivan over the
republican papers of the state have
concluded that they viii save their
bricks for some one they do not like
Strong doors from the state house
prompt the Cedar Rapids Gazette to
comment that cit seems strange that
the state board Of health should not
have detected something wrong with
Frank f. Merriam and ldax Beehler
when they were both In Des Moines.
have the authority to remove such
things from the premises, and they
should be supplied with a nice, large
garbage can having tight lid
The Council Bluffs Nonpareil has no
sympathy with the perennial COM
plant" against the efforts OF the state
fair to secure little free advertising
The Nonpareil considers 1t more OF
less the function of a newspaper to MD
in the promotion Of all movements that
| have the general public welfare ir
view, and on this ground 1t Is not lln-
reasonable that 1t should! be expected
to give publicity to an agricultural OK
hibit. A good newspaper isn't asking
nav every time 1t says something ir
favor OF a lAudable public enterprise
! The Dubuque Times points out thai
"the republican party must be credited
not only with the adoption of the only
| antitrust law on the statute books. hui
also with all the success sful prosecu-
.ions conducted under that law and
progress In the control ef these great
corporations, those which have tariff
protection and those which have not
1.-The objections of Fathers Baart
Ward and Schinner to the printers ob-
legations, carried to their logical con-
clusion," says the Dubuque Times
would compel them to object to The
oath Catholics are required to take be-
| fore assuming public Office in this
country. They are as technical as the
Know Nothings and the A. p. A.
who would exclude Catholics from pub.
| lie office and Catholic teachers from the
public schools because they owe ale
glance to the pope"
In connection with the discovery o.
the combustible qualities of Iowa nlut
| the Centerville Citizen advises agains
scratching matches on he streets OF
/ Its home city.
"The fact Isl says the Davenpor
Republican, the man who becomes ar
expert In the vocation he follows car
always find a market for his services
II he possesses skill he never fails t.
find a market for it. ability counts
leyen tho the hair be gray"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
>IOW A NEW S.
; PAPERS = = =
NOT A SPORTY TOWN.

I T)IIl tUII I'D W MY
Burlington is not sporty" town.
This is not due to the authorities so
much as to the fact that the people as
a rule do not care TO gamble or are
not afflicted with the fever In the days
when Burlington was a wide open
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
Ohio and Indiana home Visitors Ex-
cursiona

On Sept. I, s. Is and Oct. 6. the Iowa
Central will run their annual Home
Visitors Excursions" to Ohio and IN
diana. Tickets will be on sale on above
dates with limit for return thirty days
from date Of sale. For rates and de-
tails. call on agents or address. A. 3.
Cuts. G. P. & T. A., Iowa Central rail-
way. Minneapolis, MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
THE PATENT MEDICINE GRAFT.
IGeo. Fitch, in Council Bluffs Nonpa-


reil.l
"This patent medicine business IS a
puzzler., said Council Bluffs drug
gist Yesterday. Even anrst-rate
chemist can't always tell what ne Is
making or what he is going TO cure.
You may invent a foymula which looks
ON the face of it to be regular pat
emf churn for the liver, yet while 1t
may turn out to be a pretty fair cough
syrup it may have no more effect on
the liver than SO much coal and tar Or
Won NAV be fooling around with a re-
ceipt for a blood purifier and get a liver
regulator instead. When you send an
governmental dose of drugs scampering
through the human system you never
can tell for sure which part of 1t they
are going to stop and begin work on.
It's as interesting as to watch a ey-
clone wandering over the far END or
the township and wondering where 1t
will land next
In the same way" continued the
druggist, some of our most success
full patent medicines didn't start out
to study for the medicine business at
ALL They just drifted into it acci-
dentally. For instance, yesterday ]
was putting up a prescription when a
friend of mine who has hay fever came
In and snuffed little OF the pow
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19

Foley's Honey and Tar is peculiarly
adapted for chronic throat troubles and
will positively cure bronchitis, hoarse-
ness and all bronchial diseases. Re-
fuse substitutes. Sold by B. A. Morgan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19

1 -.
Cures permanently IA, eases re un0eeeakea
and sends the incura bic here without taking .
foafrOm them. This Is WY he continues his
visits year after year while Other doctors have
made 3 few visits and stopped. Dr. Shallenber.
ger Is dn eminenty successful specialist % oil
chronic diseases proven by. the many cures
effected IN chronic cases which have bamsd the
skin q on other physicians. His hospital ex-
peYience and extensive practice have m4de him
50 proficient that he can name and locaoo > ols-
ease In . few minutes.
Treats I'll durable c; ses Of CatarfAs 9osA
Throat and Lung diseases. Eye ana Eaf.
Stomach, Liver and Kidneys, Gravel 8henma.
ssm, Paralysis, Neur alga. Nervous and Heart
diseases, blood and Skin diseases, EpGepey.
3rixhts Disease and ConsupptiO0 q cary
stage; diseases Of theBladder and Female OggaC4
Liquor and Tobacco habit. .Stammerne cured
and sulo methodist to prevent Its recurle0oo G1yoA
A never-failing remedy for Big Neck
PILRS, FISTuLAE and RUPTURE e1A1an.
tssd cured without detention from e0@neeS
Special attention given to ALI Surgical
cases, and all diseases Of the Eyes &Ars
Nose and Throat.
Glasses fitted and guaranteed. GEonulated
lids, Cataract, Cross Eyes Strengthened v1nouL
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
TOPICS OF THE
TINES = e -


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without aonht The Iowa farmer In
tsa,.1o 10 nisbinr himself back where
/ !. i nor nacassarv ia nut snowshoes on
/ 10 salf- binders.
/ vonth full of scotch oatmeal en-
oea fnu of sbrew1ness. expressing it
Sic :, Tho form of general orders to
Ill ar,,,, ,ho,,4 ia move on New York
1 n1,snu aozan railroad Grains, more OF
i,ass ..Don,t talk TOO n,uch.' he says
t.pon,t ta,l, about what YOU don't un-
laarstand, Dent argue anything
.Don.t forget that New York Is a big
I,;tv ard that its Inhabitants are not
/ tanderfeet !. with more of the same
Isort which might be usefuliy applied
| Nv those outside of the army of the
modern Eliiah's myrmidcns.
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| Country newspaper stories of Iowa
peaches weighing a half pound each
are not likely to aggrayate any fear
that may obtain of an early frost.
tie have nothing in common with frosts
and famine. ANY arctic explorer Who
has an eve on Iowa will do well to
wink.
The mo breakfast plan has been
heralded as cure for many of the Ills
that man is heir TO, but perhaps Miss
Mellesi Rose, OF MorristoWn. n. j., is
proclaim II a cure Tor rheumatism.
Miss Rose is 6s years old, and for the
last forty years she mas SUFFERED from
rheumatism IN arms legs or hanos. Hei
could not hold KNIFE or FORK, she was
unable to walk more than few hun
bred feet, and as result Of the ago
lries she endured she almost went in
sane Now there came to Morristowp
one Dominic Sherman. formerly Z
Presbyterian clergyman, who preached
the mo breakfast" gospel. He haG
cured himself of insomnia by course
less at the other meals 80 he lecture6
on the mo breakfast, plan. Miss Ross
was one of his auditors. Four months
ago she began to follow in his foot
steps, making her first meal OF the day
at noon. She can now walk four or
five miles without pain. or undue ia
other respects. She attributes her re-
coyery solely to no breakfasts.
So.
Director Sage had evidently not con-
commended smudpes to the farmers as
a protective measure against frost.
$50
A Boone preacher COMPLAINS in the
newspapers because a woman of the
better classes who felt displeased
over one OF his sermons stopped him
on the street to express the hope that
he might be eaten by cannibals. The
average man feels coniplimented when
to eat.
once upon ll1lle PROFESSOR WILSON,
OF Edinburgh, wrote on the oiacKooard
in his laboratory:
Professor wilson INFORMS ms STU
dents that ne mas THIS DAY peen APP
pointed honorary physician TO the
queen.
In the course OF the morning ne had
occasion to leave the room, and 1ound
on his return that student had added
TO the announcement the words:
God save the queen.
A Johnson county schoolma'am who
board and her case decided adversely
to her by the johnson county superin-
ltendant of schools carried her anneal ia
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
ARE REPUBLICS UNGRATEFuL
Dubuque Tinesjl


Are republics ungrateful? Ours since
its foundation has paid s3,oss' 62a.eso 10
its soldiers and sailors and their Wild
ows and children and dependent reia-
lives. including s2,S6224O.4oo on ac-
cont Of the civil war. The figures sound
big, but the pension tax for the past
year. Sl75 per capita, was not burden
some. Ii the country could be assured
against more wars 1t would Whitney
pay that and add service pension iof
every civil war veteran not on the foils
now with the understanding that the
nension would cease at his death and
no, he continued to his surviving rela-
lives When the end of civil war pen
sions will come can only be inferred
from the fact that five pensioners are
on the roll yet on account OF the war OF
the Revolution and 1,116 on account
of the war of 1872.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19
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town" there was not as much gambling
here as there is in many smaller cities.
The bucket shop, which is cousin OF
the gambling hell, has never flourishe1
here. 1t has existed, just eked out a
precarious existence at that. And why .
Perhaps it is because our people are
just wee bit wiser than the dweliers
in some other cities
One Of the most experienced grain
men in the United States was In the
city a few days ago. The bucket SHOP
was discussed. and he said with ref
erence to winners that S per cent would
he a very liberal estimate. That Is,
that out of 100 men or women who
gamble in this fashion, not more than
five are winners. The remainder lose
their own, and in not few cases other
peoples money.
Burlington has just lost an institu-
ton Of this kind. The agency had been
located here for about one year and
so far as can be ascertained, never
Welded encouraging returns. 1t Is not
a business which young men who as
pire to a successful career can aHord 70
patronize. In that respect the savings
bank can beat ii every time. The TWO
are antitheses. One means outgo; the
other means income. Yong man! try
the savings bank in lieu or the de-
parted bucket shop.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19

"The fact is says the Davenport
Republican, "the man who becomes an
expert In the vocation he follows can
always nnd market for his services.
Ii he possesses skill he never fails to
find market for it. ability counts,
even tho the hair be gray"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19

ionally, usually result in con-
stipated condition of the bowels
or some stomach or bowel trouble.
Travellers should always have bottle Of
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19

Director Sage had evidently not con-
sidered the price of fuel when he rec
commended smudges to the farmers as
4 protective measure against frost.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-09-19

The Boone Republican thinks that II
sees the real genius when it says: THE
-aldora lad who built an engine out of
scrap iron may be a genius, but we
imagine. that the correspondent is the
greater s~enfuS of the two"