The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-09

your prayers every night, ROM
"No; some nights DOM wv sD'ls|
thing '-Ex. sus lei
Yeast It's hard to keen 4 sa.
down" Crimsonbeak..Tbas's
they put such heavy mon,,assss.
some Of them, | suppose. $500
Statesman. ~
softleigh-Are you quite M. /
Banks is not in? The MaId-C,s q
I am. She gave me one 81 yol,, , "
graphs In order to make ia a.s,
sure.-Chicago Daily News s4
Bryan still seems to think NJ
much like Thomas jefferson IL,
so he is.' "Nonsense!" @Fact
only difference is that Jefferso,
buried. "-PhiIadelphia Press M
Mrs. Upjohn-"What beautifu, A.
How do you keep them SO nIeely
ished?" Mrs. Gaswell giving h, Il
icy glare)-"I don't. / leave I'M
the Observation-Disclosures Tribnns
Lawyer-"Have you ever saau
prisoner at the bar?' Witness Il
sir; but I have seen him mang n
when I strongly suspected be Ind L
at it."-Philadelphia Evening RulIp
Mrs. Watts-Trumps-Oh, VEL
had a delightful time. We HI,
cards the whole evening. Mr. NIL
Trumps-Nonsense, Lucy; We n
played between the anecdotes
Bits.
Lady Caller Ito old family seryapIE
Well, Bridget. did Master Arthur N
any tigers in india? Bridges
coorse he did. Shure we have
horns of the craychurs hung ii n
hall!-Punch.
Observation-Disclosures the nd
car getting on, Sir Charlesg I'll
"Well, fact Is, I've seen very LITTLE
1t. You see, I've only had 1t iii
months, and when it isn't in che hos
tai, am."-Punch.
"If you kiss me again, sir, shalts
my mother!' whats the use Of thai
said Chollie Freshe; you know
prefer to kiss you, and, besides, I'd
father might object to my kissing d
old lady."-Baltimore Herald.
A Vision of ss.-Rastus-+ll
dreamed OBJ heaben las night" %
Am dat SO? An what did It ID
like" Rastus-"A monst'us big ehE
en- roose in de middle OBJ a watelH
lion patchv'-San Francisco Bulletin
Subbubs-We've got a new gill
our house. Backlotz-Hah! Its q
enough to get a new girl, but can !
keep her? Subbubs-The doctor thl
SO. He declares she weighs y
pounds at least.-Philadelphia Pfg
Blessed sleep: "Supposfng
woke up some day and found your
a millionaire-what'd you dor
right to sleep again, so that the ha
ing of the tax assessors on the
wouldn't annoy mev'-BaltimOre !
aid.
Satisfied Ouite.-Nervous Old Lal
II hope your horse Is quiet, capH
, What's she laying back her ears
| that for-lookw Cabby (complacel
-"Oh, that's only her feminine cur
ty, mum. She likes to hear where
a-goIn' tow-Tit-Bits
Why John, Was Absent.-The FOL
ing brief but explicit telegram
sent from a nearby State to GeS
recently: Reason John didn't
home fer Christmas wuz-he $40
In hotel fer the first time In hls
an blowed out the gas."-Atlana
stitution.
Tallent-What's this? "Los
house dog; a liberal reward WI
paid for his return" why
there's your dog out in the yard
moment. GiIfore~Yes; somep
come along and steal him as So
that advertisement gets aDoue.
ton Transcript.
Scribbler - "Confound 1t, y
didn't I tell you not to let the
touch anything on my deskE
Wife-"We1l, you know l cant
. her all the time. Has. she doa
r mischiefT' Scribbler-"l snoul'
e she has! She's written a hist
Is novel"-Judge.
Iy Public spirit rewarded: Il see
ar son Is assessed twice as mucn
Id personal property as he was iae.
n Yes; the assessor found out y
ly the only man living in the Dloc'
re paid anything for having the
he sprinkled last summer, and We
lie it to him."-Chicago Tribune.
~ II see It's become so windy
IL corner where the Flatiron ..
has been erected in New 1otl
lg sometimes people are blown on
feet" How humiliating It u
e. for a New Yorker to be carrlea
n I feet by anything that doesn't
~ from Europe. "-Chicago Kec0t
aid.
Cant I sell you an encyc.Op
asked the affable agent of ths
haired woman who meets hltn
n door. 81 believe not" she -
49, slowly closing the door; Il Dea,s
0J I am president Of our culture Gu