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Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-06-26
How to Avoid Trouble

Now Is the time to provide your.
self and family with bottle OF
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t Is almost
certain to be needed before the
summer Is over, and If procured
now may save you trip to town III
the night or In your busiest season.
It Is everywhere admitted to be the
most successful medicine In use for
bowel complaints, both tor children
and adults. No family can afford
to be without it. For sale by c.
c. W. Grier.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-06-26
River Notes.

The river has again begun to
recede. A stage of 12 feet was
reached the present rise at Pitts
burg. The largest coal fleet that
ever left Plttsburg Is now on its way
south. It required nearly two days
for 1t to pass certain point. Over
thirty million bushels of coal are
being shipped to the lower markets,
or larger amount than has pre-
viously been shipped at one time
In the history of Ohio river naviga,
ton.
Many of the towboats had trouble
getting deck crews and fremen the
present rise, and wages In many
instances ruled higher. 1t will not
be long now until a good deal of
this kind of labor will be going to
the country, where they can COM
mand good wages during harvest
time.
Twenty-Five or 80 years ago
Plttsburg had a large river trade
with St. Louis. The old Gray
Iron line did a heavy freighting
business, and there were other
boats In the trade, and they did a
big business, as In those days there
was a heavy immigration westward
and but few railroads. There
was not single passenger boat In
the trade for years and not likely
to be, but the freighting business Is
likely to be increased.
The Monongahela River Con-
solldated Coal company, In add
ton to coal lows, sent out several
barges, both models and squares,
loaded with Pittsburg manufac.
tured goods. These barges have
capacity of from 500 to 1900 tons,
and their cargoes on the river are
not disturbed from the time they
leave until they reach their destina.
ton. Those firms whose works
are located along the river have a
barge placed In position at their
landing and loaded there instead of
having to haul to the wharf or
railroad yards.
The last side.wheel steamboat
that ever left Pittsburg for New
Orleans direct" says Captain John
Niman of Louisville, twas the Ty-
coon, with Captain I. G. Woodward
on the roof, and she left Pittsburg
Just before the Civil War broke out.
She was caught at the New Orleans
wharf, but Captain Woodward sue
ceeded In making his escape from
confscation, reaching Cairo In
safety, and then from there horne
she had easy sailing. If recall
history Alright. this was the last trip
ever made by a passenger steamer
from Plttsburg to New Orleans
until the Queen City made the run
to the Mardi Gras last February"
In spite of 1t all, the corn gets a
few hours to grow between showers.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-06-26
EVER WATCHPUL
A Little Care Will Save the
Reader Future Trouble.

Watch the kidney secretions.
See that they have the amber
hue of health.
The discharges are not excessive
or infrequent.
Contain no brick.dust.like sedi-
ment.
Doan's Kidney Pills will do this
for you.
They watch the kidneys and
cure them when they're sick.
Mr.. John Zolleis. city auditor,
residing at 731 Robert street, New
port, KY, says: "A man who
never has had backache or kidney
complaint In any Of It's many forms
can scarcely gauge the misery a
sufferer endures who IS annoyed
day and night by this far too prev
alept trouble. To all such my ad-
vice Is procure Doan's Kidney
Pills and take course of the treat.
ment. The result of the use of
three boxes proved to me that the
remedy Is up to representations
and deserves my unqualified In.
dorsement."
For sale by all dealers. Price,
90 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn
company, Buffalo, N. Y, sole
agents for the u. S.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-06-26
Notice.

The City Finance committee,
City ex-Collector and present Col
lector; City Clerk and City Audi
tors, are requested to meet this
evening In the City Buildings at 8
o'clock sharp. By order of City
Auditors. 20 1t
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-06-26
why Troubled With Ecze MAJ

Boro-Carbol Salve positively
cures eczema or money refunded.
II YOU are troubled with eczema
piles, letter, old sores or skin dis.
eases In any form try Boro- Carbol
Salve. 1t will effect permanent
cure. Every box warranted. Price
25c per box. For sale by D. A,
Henderson,.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-06-26
That Thrsbbing Headache

Would quickly leave you, If you
used DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
Thousands of sufferes have proved
their matchless merit for sick and
nervous headache. They make
pure blood and build up your
health. Ony CSC. Money back If
not cured. Sold by D. A. Hender'
shot druggist.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
CITY COUNCIL MEETS.
School Trustees Elected-Market
Tariff Revised and Bids
Ordered Called.

The city council held meeting
yesterday afternoon and transacted
considerable business. \ number
of bills were examined and approx
ed.
Action was taken in regard to
the city market, the present tariffs
being revised, and a call for bids
for the market privileges being
ordered published.
The election OF four city school
trustees was also held, resulting in
the reelection of two of the former
members, namely: Aug. Celava
and John |. Kleiber, and the cleo
ton OF two new members, namely:
Joseph Webb and W. NJ. Radcliffe
The Hidalgo Advance of Sunday
says that the steamer Don Juan left
Laredo Friday morning for Hidal-
go, with machinery for the Closner
plantation, and, barring accidents,
was due at its destination yester-
day or today. THE HERALD wishes
the new ship safe and speedy trip.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
PERSONALS.

}. B. Cheeseborough, the popular
drummer, left yesterday. via Mata-
moroS.
Josiah Turner of the Rancho
Galveston was in town today, trans
acting business.
Morris Woolf and J. Dreyfus,
drummers from New Orleans, left
Yesterday for up-river points, after
doing Brownsville.
A a. Browne, Esq, and Geo.
Champion, the real estate agent,
with Messrs. Kempner and Carter
of hicago. who came here lately
to look at the country, left yester-
day by private conveyance on a
trip into Hidaigo county.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. L. Bates of San
Antonio left on the stage this morn
ing for home, after spending nearly
two weeks here, Mr.. Bates being
as counsel for the plain
tiiis in the Fort Brown case.
II. H. Cross, the well known
merchant, returned to Matamoros
Saturday from a short visit to the
interior of Mexico, bringing with
him his sister, Sra. MathiIde c. de
Gonzalez OF Victoria, lamps.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
LATE ITEMS.

Five million dollars worth of
sheep persisted in the snow storm
in Montana last week.
Postmaster General Payne cancels
5000 promotions of postofiice
clerks authorized lately.
The anti-Jew mania is sweeping
Europe, and it is reported at Berlin
that Il general massacre is feared in
Roumania.
The treaty between Cuba and the
United States, embodying the Platt
amendment, has been signed at
Havana.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
QUICK ARREST.

IA. Gulledge of Verbena, Ala.
was twice in the hospital from a
severe case of piles causing "a
tumors. After doctors and all rem
edies failed, Bucklen's Arnica Salve
quickly arrested further infam-
nation and cured him. 1t conquers
aches and kills pain 25c. at J. L.
Putegnat & Bro, Druggists.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
Rio Grande Notes.
To THE HERALD.

To The HERALD.
Rio Grande City, Tex, May %.
'-Messrs. Peterson and Jackson of
Colorado county came in on Sun
days stage and left Tuesday eve
for Hidalgo. Sheriff Shelly accom-
panied them, returning last night
from Brownsville.
Mr.. D. G. Wood of Brownsville
came up Monday, and is spending
the week at his old home.
U. S. District Atty. McLemore,
Marshal Hanson and Deputy Mar
shall Bates left on Tuesdays stage
for San Antonio and other interior
points.
Mr.. T. B. Norris returned home
by stage Thursday from New Or
leans.
Lawyer W. w. McCampbell OF
San Diego was in town several days
on legal business.
The baggage wagons that went to
Hebbronville with the Fourth In
fantry returned yesterday, and will
90 on to Fort Brown tomorrow.
There has been no rain here for
ten days, and the streets are dusty
again.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
Bouquet for Mr.. Russell.

Laredo Times.
Hon. w. J. Russell, Representa-
tive in the State Legislature from
Brownsville for the past several
wears. was in the city Yesterday.
Mr.. Russell is one of the very able
and conservative members of the
House and is now well known as a
Legislator throughout the state. He
is as big in heart and intellect as
he is in body and the Times pre-
diets for him great career of use
fitness in the service of Texas.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
Pasture For Rent.

For rent a pasture containing
1000 acres, with good tenant house
and fields, about IS miles below
Brownsville. For particulars adj
dress Mrs. Ellen Gerhard, Los An
geles, California, or F. Yturrial
Brownsville, Texas. 81 m
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
NOTICE.

Patrons Of THE HERALD are hereby
notified that Isauro Benevente,
who has been collecting for THE
HERALD, is no longer authorized to
receive any money or TO receipt any
bills for this Office.
JESSE 0. WHEELER.
Editor & Proprietor of
The Daily Herald.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
Tour to Germany.

Mr.. Julio Wormser and his nep-
hew, Mr.. Joseph Bollack of Browns
vile, will start tomorrow Tor a voy-
age across the ocean and 4 visit of
several weeks to Germany. The
Times wishes them a pleasant voy-
age and safe return Laredo Times.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
FOR SALE.

At Point Isabel, house and lot,
including all outhouses. House in
good order and situated on the
high bluff east Of lighthouse, best
residence location.
For particulars apply to
MRs. NJ. BAKER,
Point Isabel, Texas.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
Well Drilling.

Just finishing contracts in En-
cinal County. Would be glad to
communicate with parties near
Brownsville. Gasoline hydraulic
rotary Combined Rig; splendid
record. r. PERcIVAL,
Corpus Christi, Texas.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
CHIEF oUARTERMAs

OFFICE CHIEF QUARTERMAS-
OTER, San Antonio, Texas, April 2S,
1903 Sealed proposals in triplicate, for
furnishing Fuel during year ending
June 80, 1904, at posts in department of
Texas will be received until u O'Clock
NJ, May rs, 1903. Proposals will be re-
ceived at same time by Quartermaster
at each Post for furnishing supplies re-
quired for that post only. U. 5. re-
serves the right to reject or accept any
or all bids or any part Thereof. 'nfor-
nation furnished on application here or
to Quartermasters at various Posts. En-
velopes containing proposals shoIld be
marked Proposals for Fnel at 800.
..., A" and addressed to tine IA
dersigned or to respective POST Quarter
masters. JNO. L. GLEN, C. Q. NJ.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
MAGNOLIA Dairy Farm,

Shears & Putegnat. Proprietors,
VIII deliver Fresh Milk on and af-
ter June l, 1908, at 10 cents a quart,
Mexican coin.
Leave orders at BOtica del Leon.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
For Rent.

A large, comfortably furnished
House, with Southern exposure, to
some couple without children, for
the summer. Two cisterns full of
good water. For..further particulars
apply at HERALD Office.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-05-26
LOCAL ITEMS.

Furniture at II. Grunewald's.
Gumbo and tomatoes have made
their appearance in the market.
Send 25c to this paper for copy
Of new Terrell Election Law.
What has become of the Worlds
Fair commission for Cameron coun-
typ
Hamilton Brown shoes, all styles
and John B. Stetson hats at Grune-
valds
The steamer Manteo is advertised
to sail from Galveston for Brazos
Santiago Friday, the 18th.
New Terrell Election Law; pamph-
let form; pocket size. Price 25c per
copy. For sale at this Office.
The HERALD is looking for a
bright boy to rustic locals for the
paper and make collections.
For RENT-A good store building
opposite South side of Market Plaza.
Apply to A. vurrroxEr.
Did you say that someone is 60
ing to work to erect some dwellings
to rent? If so, it is time to begin
now, as they will be in demand by
fall.
FoR RENr-One nicely furnished
room. Apply to Mrs. L. Sebree, in
Dalzell cottage, corner Levee and
9th.
Col. Uriah Lott is expected to re-
turn to Brownsville by next Sun
day, and then our people may ex-
pect to hear something of interest
in the railroad question.
1t is misdemeanor under the
Terrell Election Law to promise
political iavors. Send us 25c for
copy OF law. Pocket size.
, Called meeting Rio Grande Lodge
81, 4. F. & A. NJ, May %, Friday,
at7:30 p. M. Work in NJ. NJ. degree.
Visiting brethren cordially invited.
For Mems summer suits, dress
shirts, President suspender, and
Boston garter, call at H. Grune-
walds opposite the market
W. 4. NEALE, Secretary.
The Laredo Times of Friday last
reports; Engineer Ruthven moved
his steamer down the river piece
Yesterday afternoon and is now al
ready to avail himself of the first
rise and make the start for Hidal-
90.
wreaths for First Communion
and the ceremonies of the Corona
ton" and Feast of Corpus Chris
II, please see those | have on sale
at nv residence.
sim. Miss L. CHARAY.
The Corpus Christi Caller of last
Friday says:
Major ]. B. Armstrong was in
town the first part of the week, but
had little to say about railroad
matters. He intimated, however,
that the next move on the boards
might be the ABSORPTION of the
Aransas Pass by the st. L., B. d NJ. |
Ky. and the building of the road
nom Corpus Christi to Brownsville. I
The major wore a smile and SEEM
d very confident something would
happen soon."
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25
NHZ4RNRN7HAA2EAAAHAN

Good lockers, good filters. good
feelers, good wearers-Douglas shoes
sold only by Burt Norwood. 3Oi
T. =. Simpson called on the Eagle
while In the city yesterday. Mr..
Simpson aud son left for Coleman
county.
Careful, special attention given
pations with tender or difficult faces
to shave at the City Shaving Par
lors. ~
Mrs. }. n. Sullock. Misses Lucy
Allen, Addie aud Carrie Lamb and
Carroll Lamb were visitors here
from Grimes county yesterday.
Leave your bundles or orders for
first class laundry work AZ the Ex-
change Shaving Parlor. Phone No.
2is. 3O2
Mayor Harrison informs the Eagle
that in accordaEse with request
made by him on yesterday the
saloons will remain closed to-day in
observance of Thanksgiving.
Nov. End to Nov. 9th inclusive
the ~. a T. G. u, II. will sell round
trip tickets 20 Houston Fare $3.50
limit good 10 leave Houston on regu-
lar trains up TO Nov. 2sih inclusive.
Miss Percy Montgomery Of Topeka,
Kan, Miss Ann Barton OF Austin
and Miss Velma Scott of Mckinney
are guests of Miss Lila Graham Me-
Innis, and are enjoying a house
party az the McInnis home for the
week. A reception was rendered |
last night, al account ~ which will
appear in the society columns.
/. 4 q. y. excursion 10 Austin
Thursday, Nov 20, sl.5O for round |
trip, account A. a NJ. and University |
football game. Train leaves Bryan
az 7:l5 y. M, arrives ~ Austin 1880
a. m. (; leaves Austin sp. m. same day |
for home. 303
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25

In accordance "
nations issued "A
Of the United Stat
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25
Bone Crochet needles at Coulters.

The Methodist ladies had a good
sale at their booth AZ the city hall
yesterday. but they still have a mum,
Der OF pretty things which they will
sell today at reduced prices.
Sau SILK sil colors at Coulters.
G. +. Dunn Of vinton, La. is here
on n visit 10 relatives.
Circular shAwls at Coulter's.
w. b. Copeland was here from
Macy yesterday.
New shipment OF Sorosis black
mercerized Saline petticoats at Coul.
ter's.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. y. Hanover. A.
+. Curry and George Dunn were
here from wheelock yesterday.
My line Of $3.50 grey aud black
skirts reduced TO si.95 Coulter.
Attention is called to the recapitu-
lations Of the reports Of the coz
dition Of the local banks which will
be found In the Eagle this morning.
They show not only solid and
healthy condition but large business.
The combined deposits aggregate
over s70O,OO.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25
Miss Cynthia Castles Dead.

Miss Cynthia Castles died at her
home in this city yesterday after
noon at the advanced age Of 80
years, / months and 3 days. She
was a native Of Alabama, and was
one of the Oldest residents Of
Bryan. She was a deyout Christian
and member % the Methodist
church, and services were frequent
~ held at her home by the pastor.
She lived with her niece, Mrs.
Ellen Memories, and near her
nephew, Mr.. +. T. Castles, both of
whom we're constant and kind in
their attention to her.
The funeral will be held from
the family residence this afternoon
at 3 o'clock.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25

The Carnegie Library board on
yesterday made contract with Ty.
Ter Haswell for about $1,000 worth OF
books for the library Mr.. Haswell
was In competition with some of the
largest firms Of booksellers I'm the
country, and IL Is gratifying 10 have
"a home dealer who can knock the
persimmOn IN such n competition.
j. +. Martin, Mr.. ard Mrs. Henry
Taylor, Mrs. Robt. Taylor. Jim
Stuckey, II. +. Cotton. Mrs. q. r..
Marsh, Miss Alice Marsh and Henry
Marsh were here from Grimes COUNT
yesterday.
Special pains taken with tender
faces at Simmons City Shaving Par
lor. 3OT
Fresh creamery butter. Howell
Bros. 3Ol
My oyster parlor Is crowded every
night. Why don't you come too TO
Harris? 80l
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25

\ Norwood for Douglas shoes. SO4
Large loop hair pins at Coulter's'
Fred Lawrence Of Dallas Is a
y sitor TO Bryan.
~ colors split. zephyrs at Coul-
ter's.
NJ. l.. Smith Of Rockdale was In
the city yesterday.
Ladies' Sweaters, all colors, at
NorwOOd's. O4
o. w Hardy will spend Thanks
giving at Houston.
White Shetland Floss just receiv-
ed nj Norwood's. JOB
DIR. Julius Zulch Of willow Hole
was In the city yesterday.
Rivers Patout Of Navasota was a
visitor 10 Bryan yesterday.
New shipment OF the famous
Douglas shoes a. NorwoOd's 3Ot
w. G. johnson Of Mart has been
here spending n couple Of days with
relatives.
have few $3.50 black jackets
numbers % aud 50 10 close out at
$500 w. j. Coulter.
Marriage licenses have been issued
10 Charles NAvratil and Amelia
Studeusky.
Patent Corona Douglas shoes just
received for the early holiday trade
at Norwood's. 0l
Miss Nellie Ballard returned
Yesterday after a visit 10 Richmond
aud Houston.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25
Al The Show.

e beautiful western play Idsho,
presented at the opera house
ht by the Otto II. Krouse com
IL is one of the very best they
e in their list this year and every
r will be delighted who attends.
There will be a special Thanksgiving
matinee Thursday afternoon at 2:45,
also on Saturday.
Because She Loved Him" scored
big hit last night and is one OF the
best comedy in that line we have
seen IN years.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25
Houston.
Mayor.

For special trains passing Bryan
Nov. 18th and Nov. 9th, 1908, at
1925 p. m. the II. q T. &. II. Il. will
sell round trip tickets 10 Houston,
fare sl.OO. Limit, tickets sold Nov.
18th good to leave Houston on
regular trains Nov. 18th, 10Th, and
27th. Tickets sold Nov 9th good to
leave Houston on regular traits Nov.
27th. 18th and 18th.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25

Mr.. C.E.Drake wired from Dublin,
Texas, yesterday morning that his
father died at that place yesterday
at g o'clock. Mr.. Drake
will return Thursday. He and his
wife have the sympathy Of many
I riends here.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25

Read the |. a O.. y. excursion adj
on the fourth page Of this paper and
go 10 Austin 10 see the great Thanks
giving football game between the
A. 4 NJ. College and Varsity. 3O3
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25
Hogs Tor Sale.

One hundred head Of good blood
ell stock hogs, sows, pigs and
shoats. Apply to @. w. Brown or
w. +. Saunders, Bryan, Tex.
d.303.w WI
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25
X. q. TABOR, Agent
NEW YORK LIFE INSURANCE
=, CO. GE NEH YORK.
BRYAN. TEXAS i5it
|. & q. n. SCHEDULE.

SOUTH BoUNp TRAINS.
No. 1 arrives at ..... $40 y. m.
NORTH BOUND TRAINS.
No. 9 arrives at............ 10 .O2 n. IN
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25

celleucy, Hon.'SSN I. Lani@'
governor Of the state Of Texas,
setting apart Thursday, Nov. 10Th,
TO be observed by the nation and
state as day Of Thanksgiving,
now therefore, /, Z. II. Harrison,
Mayor Of the city Of Bryan, hereby
call upon the people of this city to
observe the above day as a day of
Thanksgiving to Almighty God for
the manifold blessings that he has
bestowed upon Us; that all the
stores and places Of business be
closed, and that the people meet
at their accustomed places Of wor-
ship to give praise TO the true and
living God. r. II. Harrison,
Mayor.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-11-25
ATCoULTER's.

$50 blk jackets $500
sl.5O mercerized petticoats gSc
tl.2o counterpaines III 9Sc
$500 grey skirts si.95
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-04-14

While Jimmy was
out in the rain last
night he slipped and
broke three ribs.
Did he? How is
he today r.
"All right. But he
had to buy a new UNI
brella. "
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-04-14
IN a Bad Way.

Fond Mother OH, |
am so glad you CALI
ed I don't know
what on earth ais
the baby.
Caller Shall J. send
sfor the doctor2
Fond Mother No:
for an interpreter.
His French nurse left
suddenly today, and
nobody can under
stand what he says.
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-04-14
An impending strike.
Accounted For.


II don't believe
in feeding beggars
at the door, said
Mrs. Will. You
feed them once,
and they are sure
TO come back"
efWell, | don't
kno w replied
Mrs. Yeast. Il al
ways give them
bread when they
come to my door,
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-04-14
No Diving Allow

Su.
Two freshmen
went fishing the
other day, and be-
fore beginning OPP
erations they made
a wager as TO who
would make the
bigger CO tch-
They had been
fishing about half
an hour with little
or no s u 9 c G S 8
when Pat, who
was standing, lost
his balance and
fell into the wa
ter.
Pat went head :
long Mike gave
a yen aud cried.
"Begorra il yer
goin' to dive for
EN- the bets Off,
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-04-14
ANOTHER ONE

Helen CWeaFigl: "oh that Is
be
succession
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-04-14

Landlord / came
here to collect my
rent.
Poet - That's very
strange. Didn't you
know ! was a poet?
Ottumwa semi-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1899-1903, 1903-04-14
Not Far Wronu.

Much Of our
happiness, Z the OPP
tin1ist remarked,
results from the
happening of the
unexpected. !"
Possibly, 2 re-
joined the pessi-
mist. but 1 have
noticed that the
happening Of the
unexpected isn't in
1t with the failure
of the expected to
happen /"