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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

When the Natal Day of our glorious Liberty dawned on the Yap Settlement and the Local Population began to coagu- late along Main Street. 1t was discovered that the daring Aeronaut had been taken with Cold Feet and refused to go up.
 The Committee was in despair. Now comes the Part showing the Value of a Manager. The Brains of the Concern went to the Committee and agreed to send his Partner up in the Balloon in con sideration of 1G0 Plunks to him in the Hand paid. Then he sought out the Patsy end of the Sketch and broke the Good News to him.
 We get 100 Samoleons," he explained
 Where do you come in?" asked the Mark. If I give the whole Show and take all the Chances, why not the Long End for me?"
 You forget that it was my Master Mind that evolved the whole Pian," said the Manager. ' have promised to send you up. Therefore my Reputation as Mana ger is at Stake. I think I am entitled to at least 25 per cent. on account of the Strain on my Reputation. If you should let go of the Trapeze and splatter your self all over the Landscape. think of the Injury that would be done to my Pro- fessiOnal Standing. In addition to thinking out all Details of this Under taking, I conducted the Business Neeo- tiations with that Skill and Sagacity which are usually lacking in the Common Skate known as the Producer. In other words, I made them hand over the Cur rency. In Fact. figure that I have done practically everything connected with this Job except the one minor detail of going up in the Balloon. You have been re- heved of all Worries and Responsibili- ties. I have smoothed out the Prelimi- naries and now all you have to do is to make the Ascension"
 q can see that am lucky to get Half" said the Mark. Slip me the Fifty and l will take Chance. I need the Money"
 II shall hold the Money until you come back" said the Manager. T should pre- fer not to give it to you now. If any thing happens 1t will not be of any Use to you and might fall into the Hands of Irresponsible Strangers, It Is the duty of every good Manager to protect the Financial Interests of those associated with him.
 But when I am up there dodging Clouds, how am I going to keep Tab on you down here?' asked the Mark.
 Don't worry" was the Reply. If you come out alive today. I'm going to send you up again. In fact. I think I shall keep sending you up until something hap pens As long as you are good for the Coin. I'll never quit you
 Moral: Never doubt Business Man.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
SPECIAL OFFERS.

6nh. Aia., shelby Sy GO. Co, 2;o4o a. and impts.
 Sopa F, Frey; Puerto Princpe. 20 a. fruit land Cal, Ventura Co.,, 2s5 a. mpd 1IS' ranch. ranch
 C9S C9S Angeles ssn Ioditn dyanh9e' good bldg lot
 Cal near r saS en1se Bernar1a TS So1 and nd, impts Man Man Stanley e.; slg 3 and impts
 ppver o6fhe 6ds fS os IS1 santa Fa Pad A@Sp i@p'S
 SoIS Sonn near %5 5,1Sl,al Delta 70 a. fruit Nanch. Conn New London co, 20 I a and luPth in,pts. Fla Manatcs zss eo 5so Is5 a and eopa a. ta9@ laDd Ca. near Augusta, 800 a. and impts.
 H. H. fajoning R15onins,dn Inka l22 a. fruit farm
 III IT, Easna., Elgin res s9 and lot W9shburn St.
 Ia Ia. AE@sa; Monaaa sS a and and tmpts.,
 Kans a Mo9S@s Greeley SO co 242 so 1 and Idra mpts
 Ky Ky Tfsro,E near Ferguson; 2s q, ana impts
 Mass Mas HleGta BerkshiTe To co 70 as and a lmpts ~ Detroit. bldg lot. Famsworth and Rivard MSR MS Mson Ns%ayF9 co cG 2o5 GO and and nBga @p'
 Mnn. Anoka Co, l6o a. grain land.
 Mnn. Hiinn y.,.ss2, Wsdena c9. 2so a, and impts
 Mnn Mum Polk r'S'''' co'' S6 6 a: d 9na fpe imPt' saiI
 st. Louis, fine, res, and lot, Locust St
 o t. @pS2H TyeT Park erean aga 'TRfs tmn 50 o. :. N J.. Furnished res. and abt ? a. |. beauti- Bully situated on Shrewsbury River. N. Y, Chautauqua Co, cqpd farm PIP A \. Y, White Plains, 3 bldg lots
 Brooklyn. reg. and lot. sutter Ave
 N C.. Greensboro flour mill. res, l2 a pond N. (. Craven Co, 800 a, and impts.
 N P. Wells Co. $40 2. grain land
 \, D, Richland Co, s6 a and impts
 ohio Troy. modern 10 r res and lot.
 Ore, Marion Co, 3S0 a. and tmpts Ore Ore Marion Marion g. @ ssS a. am and impta
 Pa. West Folsom 1' ane e. bIds ans ips!s i9ts
 E biaSSSuTr e5IR 2: res 4So gFeenh9uSe 6a% 2% a. s. D. YanRton. 4o 'o a. fruit IHf iand i%iiN'
 Tenn, Coffee Co. o2 a. grain land.
 Vt. Lake Champaign: impd. island, 90 a, Va, Vienna. country res. and about 2 a. Va. Russell O.. 800 blue grass land. niture, implements and stock.
 Wis. Ashland Co. 200 e. eqp3 farm
 isSer S ssooo stock at inv i6yentoTy a rgF Complete meat market. fish and oyster bus. equipment and bldgs., Paw Paw Mich. s2- Hotel and lot. Lake Orion. Mich. s2.75o. Flour mill, res, tenant houses and a sand near Oiey Pa. slo,ooo Part or controlling int in est. house fur. nishinR bus PhoeniS. Ariz. Complete bIacksmith and wagon shop in 3 story brick factory blis. and 2 story frame bldg, m0chy and a., Ridgeville, Ind.
 Merchant tailoring so6 bus stock and hxt' in Equpd. factsyy and a. Hobart Ind, s4- poo a- ,.. Patent on impd. checker game, Sloooo
 Blacksmith shop l,ts. Centrevtiic. < n Stock gen. mdse Butle-ville. O.. Sl 500 Meat and grocery bus. and 2 story bids. gcanlou. Minn; est. trade. S3, 5co,
 V. M. oSTRANDER. N A Bldg. PhiIa.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

Prairie Wilderness had. a Manager, who mad sufficient Gall to be a Promoter ana who hoped to be Great Financier some day. in case the Public forgot to lock up at Night.
 The other half of the Outfit was the Customary Mark. He went out and dug up and then whacked with the Brains of the Concern. He was afraid to cut loose for the Manager often told him, Any time that you lose me. you stop eating'
 And what would you do if you lost meY' asked the Mark. who was weary of splitting the Receipts.
 T can always find one," replied the astute Manager. They are born at the rate of one a Minute and they never get next until 1t is too late. Do not desert me in this Crisis. If you stick, I think I may be able to find some Work for you to do."
 It befell that the Village in which they were shell-roaded had advertised a Bal loon Ascension for Independence Day. The Natives rejoiced In the Fact that the Colonies had thrown off the Yoke of Brit ish Tyranny and Oppression and in order to give evidence of their belated Joy they were going to watch the man go up in the Balloon.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

follow Directions.
 Any one who has attended a Physical Culture Soiree may have noticed that the Artist who gets the Decision after being Walloped into a Pulp, never collects the Purse. The Coin is passed over to pale Gentleman of thoughtful Mien who is known as the Manager. He attends to the Intellectual Part of the Game and holds out about 75 per cent of the Gross.
 If a Manager is very Successful and owns a Spark-Wagon carrying five Peo- pie he becomes known as a Promoter If he can induce a large Bunch of Good Things to go out and connect with the Wherewithal and then bring most of it up and hand it to him where he is sitting on the Front Porch. drinking his Hickey, then he is known as a Great Financier
 The Bunko Team stranded out in the
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
THE ELKs.

Montgomery Lodge. No 5G s. Benevolent and ProteI tive Order of Elks-N J. Greii, Ex- alted Ruler; E. J. Meyer. Esteemed Leading Knight; c. P. Mcintyre, Esteemed Loyal Knight; A H. Montgomery. Esteemed Lee turing Knight: W. J. Futile. Secretary; M
 L. Greil. Treasurer; A. A. Reynolds, Es- Quire ". R. Wilkinson ,Tiler; A. J. Mes sing, Chaplain; c. L. Campbell. Inner Guard; Sam Hirscher. Organist; IT S. Persons. L.
 c. Cardinal and N. Lobman, Governing
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

ANCIENT ORDER UNITED WORK
 hnN.

IEapital Lodge, No. AT. G. Foster, P M ! W; B. M. Washburn. M. w.: T. J. Hewlett, , enson. President: w. e smith Secretary.
 F. e. Schwend. Financial Secretary; Robert
 Brown. Recorder; NJ. H. Stuart Financier;
 Louis Vickers. Guide;. k. Dreyfus, Receiver Meets first Thursday night in each month.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

In every Business Combination of two or more there is one Human Fox who is known on the Outside as the Brains of the Concern. He ribs up the Schemes and then allows MT. Patsy Bolivar to climb over the Transom and take all the Chances.
 If the Deal explodes he is sitting out side of the Danger Zone, flaming himself
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
KNIHTS OF HONOR.

Anchor Lodge. No. 3Is.-B. M washburn, P. D.; w. L. Halliwell. D.; Horace Hood. V. \ D.: W. c. Smith. Reporter; J. F. Dennis, Financial Reporter; R. S. Williams, Treas urer; M H. Stuart, Chaplain: E. E., HilI, Gutae; S. F. Vortisch. Guardian; J. c. New man. Sentinel. Meets fourth Thursday in each month.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

Koscher Goods and Smoked Beef Monday and Tuesday at Stuckey's 'Phone 324.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
wooDMEN OF THE WORLD.

T. S. Thweatt. D. c. C.; Hugh Ross c. C.; { James Johnson. A. ": c. A. Grant. Banker; \ J, F. Dennis. Clerk Meets first and third
 Tuesday nights of each month in odd Eel
 lows Hall. Court Square.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

"How's that?'
 The part you talk with is out of pro. portion 10 the part you think with.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

2 The devil finds his best disciples in the arms of a woman's caprice
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

SELL COTTON
 Market overbought.
 Long side too popular.
 Trade conditions not improving. Labor disturbances extending. Dry goods trade apathetic. Money stringent
 Stock market depressed
 Prices abnormally high.
 Acreage large.
 Weather improving.
 Accept profits long cotton. Short the market on August and September on all raj lies Present prices for new crop will pay merchant planter and banker. We accept trades in 50 bales and upward. Twenty points margin or more. Twenty points decline dou- bles your money. We do strictly comIuis- sion business with special leased wires to New York. Chicago and throughout the South. Write for Weekly Cotton Review. Clawson X Cottor. Bankers and Brokers. Memphis. Tenn 27
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

One of the incest little cottages on vir- ginia Ave. for S2. 50o This will make a most comfortable home or an 8 per cent. net in- vestment
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

San Francisco Wasp.
 T am self-made man." said the proud individual
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
League Standing.
 MAN TEL s.

Tam showing the largest and best , assorted line of CABINET MAN. TELS ever shown in the South, at ROCK BOTTOM PRICES. | See my line before placing your or der.1 Just received solid car of fam cy grates, which enables me to make icloss prices.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
NATIONAL UNION.

Alabama Council. No. 276.-J. M. Rives, e0- i, President; P. A. Travis, President; E. Win ter,t Vice President; T. J. Graves. Chaplain Robert Brown. Secretary; J. E. Dennis. Fi- nancial Secretary; w. H. Hubbard. Treas urer. Meets second Thursday in each month. xangdon Council No. 344.-T. J. Hewlett, President; T. M. yass. ex-President: G. F. y'cSn sps.keg e W. Siue Secretary w. MuFPhs. Ms Bryde. Financial Secretary; T. M. Vass, Treasurer;, A. F.; Frazer, Chaplain; J. A Arms: L. l.. Rose Doorkeeper: c. T. Key Lodge Deputy; T, M Vass, Trustee w. L. Hudson, Trustee; T. J. Hewlett, Trustee. Meets third Friday in each month in K of P. Hall.
 hGovernor Watts Council, No. 65I.-M Mohr. ex-President; A. H. Pickett. President; C.. F Dove, Vice-President; Sol Gladden.. Chap lain; James E. Maddox. Secretary; R. s. Wtlams: Financial ns; fsssa Secretary Mohr. berger. Sergeant -at-Arms; Robert E. Gar rett .Doorkeeper; A. E. Garland. c. A. La nier and W E. Ledyard. Trustees. Meets in Odd Fellows Hall third Thursday night of each month
 Jefferson Davis Council, Nc. S99-F C. Stevenson. President Gabriel Lippman \ President; John K. Barry, Vice-President; D.}A Levy. Speaker; McD. Cain. Jr, Chap Financial secretary Henry Engehardt, Treasurer: w. P. Carter. Usher: w. T.. Doofkeeper. Meets in odd Fellows Hall tho fourth, Monday night in each month. Fidelity Council No. 1O25.-Berard Gaston. ex-President; A. w. LeBron, President; E. w. stay; Vice e-President; w. F. Peebies, Speaker; S. J. Cassels Chaplain; N. w. l.. T. T. Charles. Treasurer; J. B. Hunt, Ser gesnt-at-Arms; s. F. vortisch. Doorkeeper: Holt. Trustees. Meets in Odd Fellows Hall third Wednesday night in each month.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE.
Charles & Nelson, Real Estate and Insurance.
For Sale

For Sale.
 A most choice little cottage home on High land Ave, Highland Park this placo is a Ht- tie beauty and just what you want.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

A home on Holcombe St. that cannot be duplicated for the money anywhere in the
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
WANTED-sITUATIoN.

ENGINEER and machinist wants job; good reference. Address J. M, 737 Bell St, Mont gomery. Ala. St WANTED-At once. or by Sept. st. position as bookkeeper or stenoRrapher: experienced and accurate; an early reply solicited. Ad
 dress NJ. L.. Box 796 City. 6 WANTED Good position music teacher also pipe organ by young lady: very hest reco1nmendations and personal letters from German Professor; correspondence solicited Address R P" Care Advertiser 6
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
WkNrED-BcARD OK ROOM.

WANTED-Four unfurnished rooms or part of house suitable for light housekeeping: no objection to suburbs if convenient to car line and well located. Address IL" care Adver
 tiSer. su-St-S
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
For Sale.

have several pieces of tenement property paying all the way from t2 per cent. to 20 per cent: some real bargains that can't
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

six-room residence on Jeff Davis Ave near Goode St.. for Si,5oo
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

WANTED-Three or rooms with one other family for light housekeeping. nice yard de- airahie; give full particulars and price; would take them any time prior tp September; tene- ments need not reply; 3 iE family; references exchanged. Permanent, care Advertiser. 8
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
WANTED-sALEsMEN.

CALENDAR and Novelty salesman wanted: hrst-class salesman for Alabama: for full line of domestic and imported calendars and ad-
 vertising novelties; liberal terms; apply with
 references. The Kermfer Thomas Co, cincin-
 natl. Ohio. 6
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
WANTED-AGENTs.

ORANGEADE-Agent's bonanza, delicious. ctooIing drink, big seller. gallon package postpaid l0c Attractive catalogue free. The J. I. Hagerman Company. F. O. Box 793.
 Lock Haven. Penn.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

ALL charity patients desiring admission to the wards of the Montgomery Iufifmary must have admission card from any one of the fol- lowing physicians :Drs Goldthwaite. McCon- nico, Baker, Pollard and Billing. who compose ,he visiting stan. or from either the city or
 county physicians. Drs. Thorington and Bill ling. su-wd-fr-ef
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

WE CAN sell your real estate or business wherever located; we incorporate and float stock companies: write us Horatio Gilbert & O., Ellicott Sq., Buffalo. 20
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
WANTED-FETZALE HELP.

TEACHERS wanted for schools and colleges list If vacancies free Gunston Bureau, Han
 cock. Maryland.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

AGENTS wANTED-Sells st sight. every body wants one. Our plan sells the goods: catalogue free with sample. Q5 centsl. Great Northern Speciality Co, Sub. station No. l.. Racine, Wis. 2
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

STORES FOR RENTING have uptown stores that would make desirable retail stands: also a splendid ground floor office. w. C. Holt. IS
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
MTsCELLANEoUs.

MADAME DE GRAND ROGERS, native of Paris. France. and recently with the Calhoun Chamberlain School announces that she has opened a Summer school. at No. 5ll s. Mc- Donough Street. and is prepared to accept pupils in English. French. Spanish and Art;
 special terms by the month or for the entire Summer course of four months; hours to i2 noon. 2t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

Chas. N. Holt, Second floor. lo6 Dexter Ave.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

PROFITABLE side line for salesmen making small towns; standard goods reduced prices; gold sales; samples 20 pounds. 'ImpertaRl Chicago. c
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

| sg0 O0 a hundred writing letters home ad- | dressed envelope for particulars. Electric Remedy Co., Dept. 40. 255 So. Michigan, South
 Bend. Ind.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
Chas. N. Holt, Second floor, io6 Dexter Ave.

s Important. Don't overlook the fact that make rentals and collections of all classes of property a speciality and devote all of my time to busi- ness. -s
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

Charles & Nelson, lo6 Dexter Ave.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

FOR sALE-scholarship in International Correspondence Schools of Scranton. Pa.
 Mechanical drawing course. cheap. Address. 'Aechanical care Advertiser. 10
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
H. c. Davidson, Real Estate and Insurance.

FOR SALE-Beautiful cottage on south Decatur street. near Alabama. just finished five rooms. bath. electric lights; price s2.0oo0o
 terms easy.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

FOR SALE-A splendid cottage on Ripley street. near Madison Avenue, nicely elevated good condition, a most desrale home. offered at a bargain.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

FINE store @ Commerce St: for rent ele- VatCr rear entrance, cemented basement. stories. well lighted and in perfect order Ap-
 ply to F. J. Anderson l5-su-tu-th-sa
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

For Sale. clean cut 8 per cent. net investment on principal street in Montgomery; terms, S3- 800 cash and assumption of S5,oo0 per cent. mortgage. This is a corker.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

FOR RENT-Now is the time to secure a store: have number my list and will take pleasure in showing them to you; they are situated on Dexter Ave, Commerce St. and on Monroe and N. Lawrence Sts. also have a number of residences to rent from Oct. Ist.
 W. R. Davidson. IS
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

Wanted. have . great many enquiries for dwelling property ranging in price from St ,oo0 to Se.6o0. If you have such property and want to sell 1t, let me know either by letter or telephone during this week.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
FOR RENT-sroREs.

STORES FOR RENT-On Commerce, two of the most desirable buildings this street: both we'll lighted and have elevators; call soon ". C, Holt. Is
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
WANrEp-MALE HELP.

MAN with references for commercial tray. eler; to call on merchants and gaents; ex-
 with expenses advanced National, 332 Dear born. St., Chicago. S-sa-su
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

COPY letters at home sl250 paid weekly: send stamped envelope, sample letter. Eureka Co. g3 Duane St, New York 1
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
FINANCIAL.

MONEY to lend at from to per cent
 depending on location of property: large or small amounts; prompt service. Montgomery Abstract Co.,. No. 8. Perry St # tlo0 GOO to lend Montgomery real estate; Ie- gal rate: long time: easy terms: commission J. N W. Crawford. at office Of Fred s. Ball.
 First National Bank Building. tf-27 Slo.ooO to lend Montgomery city and su- burban property in small amounts; terms sat isfactory. Tho State Abstract Company l7 s. Perry 9t. su-wd-tf
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

FOR SALE-A new residence on Jackson l street near Pelham. an ideal home or a good | investment.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
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WANTED.

WANTED-Everybody to know that we make trunk repairing a speciality: locks repaired and keys fitted at Wings. telephone eos. next to the postofice.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

WANTED-Several persons of good character in each State for house of good standing; sal ary s20 cash weekly with expense money ad- vanced. Colonial. Caxton Bldg, Chicago. sat-5un
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

CIVIL service government positions exami- nations soon; hundreds whom we, Rrepare are appointed; catalogueS6f fnfotfhauon free. Columbia Correspondence College fHWtkh- ington, D. c. 3-su-4t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

PAINTING. Paperhanging and Decorating:
 doing first-cIass work and any one who wants good work done will find them selves repaid by giving us a trial. We have plenty of customers who will take great pleasure in showing the work we execute: our only place Of business is IT N. Lawrence street: phone 5S6. The Keynton Company. @
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

I SEEK husband for lady g; wofth s10.0ao
 and beautiful farm; widow s6 Sso.0oo and stock farm; lady 26. S40.000; lady 22 5000 and beautiful home. Address Mrs. Leland, 10 South Broadway. St. Louis. Mo. le
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

FOR SALEzone of the handsomest lots on South Lawrence street, line: well To- cated, easy of access to business.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28
PERSONAL.

WANT my friends to know that am fntsr< appreciate their patronage. J. A Bowdoin.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

wANTED-For U s. Army. abie-bodied un- r arried men between ages Of 2I and 35: citi- Of United States of good character and temperate habits. who can Fpeak read and write English. For information apply to Re- cruitng Officer. Moses Building. Montgomery
 Ala Su-wd-fr
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

FOR sALE-Gentle horse. harness. rubber tired top buggy. Babcock make, good condi- ton: bargain if sold at once. Call 321 South
 Union Street, 10
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

MORE than 10000 Remington Typewrttsru used for instruction purposes in tho schools of the United States and Canada over 22O0 more than all other makes of writ
 ing machines combined: this condition is tors: therefore it clearly rehects the choica. of the business world Latest improved awys on hand at No. 1OO1 Mosss Building. A. c. Smith. 1-aA
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

CoRRESPoND-with honorable young peo- pie of the best families in the country; send description of yourself to P. 8. Correspon- dence Club. Box 8s6 Pensacola. Fla: every- thing private and confidential. 1g
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-28

WANTED-Organizers; our certificates are the lcme Of Insurance protection. paying accident. sick, death old-ase benefits; valuable renewal
 conuac,s for energetic workers. Modern Workmen of tho World, Warder Bldg.s Wash ington, ID. C. 9-su-tf