The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-12

"A Michigan scientist has been In
vestigating the effects of corset wear
ing, and be thinks that 1t may be the
use Of corsets that keeps women from
getting bald. Women breath from
their chest and men from their
abdomen. He found that when dogs,
chickens, ETC., we're bandaged so they
had to breath abdominally they lost
their hair or feathers.
Woonsocket will get its fill Of
saloons. Last year there we're no
saloons there, but the town went
"wet' in the spring election and four
saloons have been started and another
one going in. Woonsocket has about
a thousand inhabitants. Evidently
the saloon men think that the rail-
road builders of the Washington
Springs extension expect to leave all
their money with them.
Mark Hanna's daughter Ruth was
married in Cleveland Wednesday to
Jos. Medill Mccormick, a Chicago
newspaperman. President Roosevelt
and Miss Alice ]ourned from Washing
ton to be present, and any number Of
other notable personages were there
from all over the United States. Fiji
teen hundred invitations we're sent
out. The wedding took place in St.
Paul's Episcopal church.
A Kansas printer recently tried
his hand at farming but couldn't
make things work right and now he
is back at the case. he had a s'wrong
font" team-a mule and a horse, and
this would not '.justify." He said the
farmer fired him after he had "pied''
three or four columns of potatoes.
He showed his limited experience by
asking the farmers wife if she want
ed her hens .sset solid or loaded"
The basket ball girls had a meeting
Wednesday night and decided that
they would begin to practice again
right away. While they didn't get
their outfit until late last fall and only
had a short time to practice they
showed that with a few weeks hard
practice that they could pick out a
team that would be fully as good, If
not better than most teams here
abouts. Get out and practice now and
beat those Chamberlain girls. We
know you can do it.
Henry Hinrichs and Joe Burkine
returned Tuesday night from their
sight seeing trip to the Pacific coast,
which included parts of Washington,
the valleys of Oregon and down as far
as San Francisco. Joe says that they
saw lots of nice country, but every
thing of that kind had a nice price
tagged on it. He said that they told
hima mancould live there on ten acres.
Joe said he didn't doubt it-but it
would not be the South Dakota way OF
living-pie every day.
The Campbell Bros. circus is all
right. We saw it In Mitchell Tues.
day-paid our fifty cents even though
it's against the rules of the press-sc
;|it can't be said that we were paid tic
say it was good. lisa small circus
compared with the big shows, but its
got about as much inside Of the tent
in the way OF performers as any OF
them-and just as good. The best OF
it is, there are no grafters with the
show. We think the press ought tC
encourage a show OF this kind-even
if no comps are in sight-and knock
the bad ones, comps or no comps.
Not long since says an exchange, a
farmer decided to sell his property,
and listed it with a real estate agent
who wrote q very good description OF
the place. When the agent read the
notice to the farmer for his approva,
the old man said, "Read it again.
After the second reading the farmer
sat in a very thoughtful mood several
minutes and then finally said, 81
don't believe / want to sell. I have
been looking for just that kind Of {
place all my life, and it never occurred
to me that l had it until you describ
ed it to me. No, l don't want to SELL
Did you ever notice how peculia,
men are about their apparel-ever
among what are called "good dressers?:'
They don't give the thought womer
l.do-most OF them have too much elst
to think OF. The average man, wller
warm days come will put on a spank
span new spring suit-a soft Shirt
maybe-rig himself out for summer
) and he'll stay by that new rig M
matter what the weather-even if il
turns cold enough TO freeze. A
woman dresses according to the wealth
. Grand doesn't hesitate to put on g
fur coat in midsummer if necessary tx
: tit her dress to the weather.
!, at have been troubled for some time