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The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

It's the people who doubt and becom 0 cured wililo they doubt who praise Doan's Pills the highest.
 Aching backs are easod. Hip, back, and loin pains overcome. Swelling of the limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
 They correct urine with brick dust sediment, high colored, pain in passing, dribblins, frequency, bed wetting. Doan's Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel. Relieve heart pal pitation, sleepiessness, h @ 6 da h 0, nervouSness, dizziness.
 TAYLoRvILLE, Miss. T tried everything for a weak back and got no relief until l used Doaa's Pills. "
 J. N. LEWIS.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23
MEASURING.
She Expected to Be in the Same "Fix' Herself mad Could Therefore
 Sympathixc.

A middle-aged man and his wife decided to take trip to Washington, and a 1t was the beginning of the season, they both invested in some new clothes for the journey. Their grown-up children made fun of their "new" appearance, but 1t was not until they were safely settled in their seats and opened their bags that they discovered the joke that had been played upon them, relates the New York Times.
 One of their offspring had filled both satehels with rice, and, on taking out what they needed, the tiny grains were scattered broadcast.
 Of course there was at once an amused smile on every ones face, and the mother felt herself getting redder than she had ever been In her life before, and was made no more comfortable when fat German woman opposite leaned over and said quite audjbly:
 'Ach-never mind, I'm a vidder woman now, but this time next week I'll be in the same fix myself"
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23
A SUCKING PIG. ROASTED WHOLE.

on a platter standing on it's knuckle bones, in deep bed of eress. When carving first remove the head, A to B.. then the ham, c to D, and next the shoulder, E to F, on the side away from the carver. Tilt the pig slightly and remove the ham and shoulder next to you; make cut the entire length of the belly, c to H, exposing the stuffing. and then cut thin slices of meat from l to J. Then carve the head, the ears first; then sever the lower jaw, carv- ing little bits or slices from the bone Then cut the hams into thin slices, then the shoulder. carving precisely the same as you would a leg or shoul- der of mutton. In serving give each person piece of lean meat from the body. with a little stuffing As many people prefer portion of the ear. tongue, and lower jaw, it would be well to ask their preference.
 A fillet of beef is cut into slices half an inch thick from one end to the oth- CT; the thickness being greater in some places than in others gives the carver an opportunity to offer we'll done and rare meat from the same piece
 For a sirloin roast. first cut close to the bone the tenderloin. A to B: next
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

end of the piece. which will be sweet and juicy.
 The best piece of beef for roasting or baking are from the standing ribs. sir loin, and pinbone; the latter, however, can only be bought in certain places The standing ribs, six in number, come from the forequarter, and the sirloin and pinbone from the hindquarter. A small family had much better purchase ribs from the small end and the larger family take the middle cut" or the large ribs. AS meat is always sweeter when cooked with the bones in, remove only the long top bone; chop off a nar-
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23
Pe=runa Drug Co.,, Columbus, Oh0
 GenhenenI CheerfuHV Mrs. SChLey and believe Wih good efecG W S.

DMIRAL SCHLEY, of the foremost notable "A Nineteenth Century that starts in the heart
 of every Spaniard. steady nerve head, daunted courage and prompt decision.
 Approached by friend recently his opinion asked the efficacy of Peruna the national Without slightest hesitation he this remedy his endorsement appeared later that Peruna has been family 1t favorte remedy.
 Such indicate the Peruna upon minds American people the question that great and famous Admiral ScIey could have other giving his than he
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

The fact Is Pena has all opposition the hearts of the people, The natural tmdy people have felt about giving endorsements remedy giving Gratitude and desire help others has thousands of people public testimonials Peruna heretofore would not have consented to such publicity
 before the annals medicine has happened national and international reputation willing unqualified and public endorsements proprietary of advertising could have accomplished has Peruna location the human body This why many notable and unique endorsements
 Address The Peruna Drug Mfg Co., Columbus Ohio, for free literature catarrh.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

toward the er, so that he may draw the knife ard him in cutting. First cut off the end from A to B; then run the knife down at c close to the ribs, loosening the meat from the end and around the ribs to B. Next cut off the outside slice, D to E. and put it on the side of the dish, and then slice toward you
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23
 Feminine Charity.

Edyth-I wonder if Dolly Swift is real ly as bad as she is painted? Mayme-I don't see how she can be. She certainly does paint dreadfully.- Chicago Daily News.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23
Rib of Beef Rolled

ie0 VI 3esi Rohsa to it being cooked. It must be remembered that all meats and poultry retain the shape. after cooking, i'll which they were placed before. You cannot fold nor shape piece of cooked meat; but if that same piece is folded and fastened down previous to being cooked, it will remain in that shape after cooking even if the trusting or fastening is pulled out.
 Where the bones are removed from rib roast before cooking, that it may be rolled, the carving is very simply done. Hold the knife fiat, and with quick saving cut clear across. remov- ing slices from A to B.
 The first joints of sucking pig are usually removed from the legs before 1t is cooked. The pig should be care fully roasted first on one side and then on the other; and, when cooked, placed
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

Iniustice-Mr. Richfello-"W What peachy complexion Miss Beauti has!" Rival Belle You do her injustice, really, NIT. Riehfello. Her face isn't so very fuzzy-except on her upper lip. New York Weekly.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23
Trying te stump the Profcssor.

Smarte-You see me queer the professor. I'll make him own up there's one thing at least he doesn't know.
 Smarte (to profesaor) Will you please tell me, Mr. Wyse, who was Cain wife?
 Gains wife, Mr. Smarte, was Adams SaGgh erin-law. .'i-Boston Transcript.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

remove end c to D; then remove the sirloin, going close to the bone. cutting from E to r. Slice the meat across the grain.
 Persons who like fat should have a thin slice from the
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23
LET THIS COUPON BE YOUR MESSENGER OF DELWERANCE
 FROM KIDNEY, BLADDER AND URINARY TROUBLES

The reason you can get this trial free is be- cause they cure Kidney ills and will prove it to you.
 WEST BRANCH. NIGH ''Doan's 8 Kidney Pills hit the case, which was an unusual desire to urinate - had to get up five or six times of Q night. l think diabetes was well underway, the feet and ankles swelled. There was an intense pain in the back, the heat of which would feel like put ting ones hand up to a lamp chimney. 1 have used the free trial and two full boxes of Doan $ Pills with the satisfaction of feeling that 1 am cured. They are the remedy par excellence"
 B. r. BALLARD
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

Unconditional-"Yo can't bring about the universal brotherhood of man by legal enactment" Why not?" Why not Well, for one thing, the universal brother hood of man would be in derogation of vested rights '-Detroit Free Press.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

He-"Tell you what Let's found soci- ety for mutual admiration. l, for instance, admire your beautiful eyes, and what do you admire in me% She-"I our good taste. "- New Yorker
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

Not Repeater .-,These old proverbs make me weary" sighed the professor. What's the matter now" 9ueried the other half of the sketch Heres one that says person, and any schoolboy knows that isn I true. 70 Chicago Daily News
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23
For the Breath.

"No! I won't give you anything. I smell liquor on your breath"
 "Well, can't yer give me nickel ter buy some cloves?" ?"-Chicago American.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

Willie-"'Pa, when you say mans wool gathering, it means he's lazy don't it?''- Pa-"Not necessarily He may be gathering the wool off the lambs in Wall street. - Philadelphia Ledger
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

If you don't want to borrow anything, everybody has something to lend.-Cassells.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

ton of the lower bone, and place the meat, bone side down, in the roast ing pan. It re- quires no fasten- ing of any sort.
 When done, dish
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

A happy disposition is largely disposition to make others happy-Puck.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

Be loyal, and if you can't, at least put uF R decent bluf-Chicago Tribune.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

Curses come home to roost and blessings 'ome home to rest.-Ram's Horn.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

Lie without toll would be without tri Journal.
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23

most one of the lost arts. Much poor carving, how ever, is due to a lack of trusting or proper preparation of the meat for the oven previous |
The Newark journal., 1903-10-23
THE WAY ID CARVE
Some Suggestions Which Will Make
 Mine Hosts Task Easy.
Few Men Carve We'll, Although They May Acquire Skill in That Direc- ton by Observing the Hints
 Given Below.

Few men in this generation carve well; in fact, carving seems to be al-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
Called to Order.

A southern member of congress
who lives in a Washington hotel has
for his personal attendant an old col
ored man to whom he is much at
tached. The negro, by virtue oflong
servitude, has come to assume consid-
cradle authority over his employer.
The congressman was visited by some
friends the other evening and the
host offered them a drink of whisky,
saying he was about to take one him
self, hoping to break up a cold. The
party took three or four drinks and
the jug was about to be passed again,
when the negro servant made things
very embarrassing to the host by say
ing; "'Deed, sab, you said you was
a-takin' this yer whisky to break upa
,Old. Pears like they was tryin' to
break up hull winter"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
CAN'T BE SEPARATED
Some People Have
Learned How TO Get
Rid of Both.

Backache and kidney ache are
twin sisters
You can't separate them.
And you can't get rid of the back.
ache until you cure the kidney ache.
Ii the kidneys are well and strong,
the rest of the system is pretty sure
to De in vigorous health.
Doan's Kidney Pills make strong
healthy kidneys.
Mr.. Henry Murphy, Of CAS- Broad
way, Memphis, Tenn, professional
nurse says: "For a year or two pain
and weakness across the loins and
difficulty with the kidney secretions
indicated that my kidneys were
either overtaxed or weakened. All
my knowledge of medicine failed to
bring relief, and ever anxious to get
rid Of the trouble before it became
chronic, | got box OF Doan's Kidney
Pills at Hammer 81 Billiards. drug
store. They performed their work
very satisfactorily. l know of a great
many others in Memphis who have
been benefited by Doan's Kidney
Pills.
For sale by all dealers. Price. so
cents, Foster. Milburn Co., Buffalo.
n. Y. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan s.
and take no other.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
SEVERE ATTACK OF GRIP
Cured by One Bottle of Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy,

when l had an attack of the
grip last winter (the second one) l
actually cured myself with one
bottle of Chamberlain s Cough Rem
edy, says Frank w. Perry, edit
or Of the Enterprise, Shortsville.
n. Y. This IS the hnoest truth.
l at times kept from coughing my
self to pieces by taking a teaspoon
full of this remedy, and when the
coughing spell would come on at
night l would take a dose and it
seemed that in the briefest interval
the cough would pass off and
would go to sleep perfectly free
from cough and its accompanying
pains. To say that the remedy
acted as most agreeable surprise
is putting it very mildly. l had no
idea that it would or could knock
out the grip, simply because had
never tried it for such a purpose.
but it did, and it seemed with the
second attack OF coughing the rene
dy caused it to not only be of less
duration, but the pains were far
less severe, and / had not used the
contents of one bottle before Mr..
Grip had bid me adiue. For sale
by I, Is. WHY, druggist,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
Cures Sciatic Rheumatism

Mrs. A. E. Simpson 500 Craig
ST., Knoxville, Tenn, writes, June
10th, 1899: 81 have been trying the
baths OF Hot Springs, Ark, for sci
attic rheumatism, but l got more re.
lief from Billiards. Snow Imminent
than any medicine or anything I
have ever tried. Enclosed find
postothce order for ST.. Send me A
large bottle by Southern express. 4"
Sold by r. c. Hardwick.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
l2--POIled DurhamS--l2

Owing TO scarcity of clover,
want to sell my herd of cattle, all
young aud in good condition. There
are 5 four-year.old cows, l three.
year-old, and 5 heifers from three
to eighteen months old. l have a
three-year-old double standard
bull, recorded 10 both the Polled
Durham herd book and also the
American Shorthorn herd book.
| still breed and have for sale a
nice lot of Berkshire hogs of both
sexes. Come and see what have
or address me at Hopkinsville, KY,
h. f. d. No. 4, or Phone 1908.
M. B. KING.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
So Sweet and Pleasing in Taste

Mrs. c. Peterson, CPS Lake ST.,
Topeka, Kan. speaking OF Ballard s
Horehound Syrup. saws: 'It has
never failed to give entire satisfac-
ton, and of all cough remedies, it
is my favorlte, and l must confess
to nv many friends that it will do,
and has done, what is claimed for
Ito speedily cure a cough or a
cold; and it is so sweet and so
pleasing in taste" 25c, SOC and
81 bottle at r. c. Hardwick's.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
Speaking at Falmouth.

Falmouth, March 16.-The Hon.
John f. Hendrick spoke here in his
candidacy for Governor. He spoke
at length OF national issues, es-
peclally pointing out the workings
OF the trusts. The Tobacco Grow
e-s' Association was in session and
a large crowd was present.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
MAY DELAY Call.

Mt. Sterling, March 16.-No in
timation is given out by Chairman
Young when the committee will be
called to settle the Thirteenth Ju-
dicial district muddle, but specula-
tion is rife that the day will not be
fixed until after May 9.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
Handsome Award to the HomeIiest
Man in Christian County!


Has inaugurated Voting Contest to determine by a
popular vote of its subscribers the Ugliest Man in
Christian COuntyts own office force being barred The
prize will consist in part of Gold Medal and some
valuable article not yet decided upon The votes
will be upon paid subscriptions to the Kentuckian 20
votes for each dollar paid, and coupon may also be
clipped from each copy of the Kentuckian, that will
be good for one vote. The judges of the election will
be named in time for the first official count Begin
now to save your ballots, you will want them before
it is over.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
Organization Effected 4.

Mt. Sterling, March 16.-w. B.
Hawkins, Of Fayette county, and
John Bolts, of Shelby county, were
here aud organized local tobacco
association. ]. D. Reid was elect.
ed president and H. X. Green sec
rotary.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20

. a - ToEEA.
Bear shs SIhs Kind fOH Ham AlNaR Bosrhi
'',1''" Ixs&zZz
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
sEcRETs HELp By sAvAeEs.
African Wizards Said to Have Won
derful Command Of Telepathy.

uChAuA NOhlmduo VI A6lepalnys
Some African wizards profess to be
able to turn themselves into lions, OF
other animals, and SO travel vast dis
tances and find out the plans Of their
enemies About five years ago, relates
the Detroit Free Press, DR.. r. w. Eel
kin accompanied Emin Pasha on a
tour through Uganda and the terri
tory behind it. The doctor then
Travelled northwards towards the Sou
dan. AT last he got to Lado, about a
thousand miles south Of Khartoum.
One morning after his arrival To-
cal wizard told him that during the
previous night lie had been at Mes
chera ell REX, on the Nile, $50 miles
away, and that two steamers had Just
arrived there.
The doctor, who had been away
from civilization so long that he knew
nothing of the retaking Of the Sou
dan, laughed at the news. But the
"m'logo," or wizard, insisted it was
true, described the people on the
boats, and spoke of one Englishman,
short, and with big beard, who had
letters for Dr. Felkin. He said he
was coming to Lado, and would be
there in about 30 days.
Thirty-two days later Lupton Bey
arrived with letters. As for the wiz
ard, the doctor believes that he'never
was more than a few miles from his
native village in his life. 1t seems
certain that he, and others of his kind,
must have a far greater command
over the mysteries of telepathy than
any Europeans.
The celebrated African traveller,
Capt. Wellby, had an utterly unex-
plalnabIe experience when a fort
nights journey south of Ads Adee-
ba, in Abyssinia. A man rushed into
camp shouting " WalamO! VALANCE
He fell down in a fit and was a raving
lunatic for many hours.
His men told the explorer that they
were in the country Of the Walamo,
or "deyil-possessed" people. These,
they declared, were able to drive a
man mad, and it was dangerous to eat
in theirprcsence. Oueof Capt. Well
by's men did so, and he. too, went
mad.
Resolving to put an end to this SUI
perstition, the captain himself ate
meal before about 100 of the Wala-
mo. He thought no more of it until
next morning, when be found himself
miserably i'll, although up to that date
he had not been uDwcll a single day
during his journey.
The papaloi, or obcah-man, excr-
cises the most absolute dominion over
the negroes in our West Indian is
lands, especially Jamaica.
Quite recently the old and trusted
servant of a British official in Jamaica
became temporarily insane. He be-
came dumb, and was evidently unable
to understand what was said to him.
His wife declared that he must have
unwittingly offended the "obeah-
man"
His master said that was all
nonsense, and put the man under the
care Of a frst-rate European doctor.
After three weeks, during which |
the unfortunate man got steadily |
worse, the doctor gave him up as in
durable. His wife thereupon took him
up the mountain to the obeah-man's
house. The latter examined him,
and then mixed some leaves into
thick green paste and made him eat
them.
Three days later he was quite well
again
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
Cats in Berlin.

The number of homeless cats in
Berlin is estimated at 10000. 1t is
now proposed to levy a tax on cats,
like that in use in Augustusburg, in
the Hartz mountains, where the tax
on one cat is 25 cents a year, while a
second cat is taxed rs cents.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
Scott County Primary.

Georgetown, March 16.-In the
Democratic primary election held to
nominate candidate for Clerk of
the Scott circuit court George S.
Robinson won over J. w. True by a
f225.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
Has No Harbors.

Venezuela has not a single harbol
worthy Of the name on its entire
coast; ships lie in open roadstsad,
beaying upon the ground swell.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-03-20
Got Rich Booty.

Eight masked robbers near Lima
O., visited the home of Frank Reich,
elderter, a rich farmer, secured
$1,000, renamed several hours.
cooked their supper, then departed
Omaha daily bee., 1903-01-29
PRINCE TAKES HIS OWN LIFE
Theory of Murder No Longer Enter
tained by Friends of the
Dead Man.

NORDHAUsEN, Prussian ssxony, Jan.
2s.-Prince Wolfang zu Stolberg- -Stolberg,
who was found dead early yesterday morn
ing in the park Of his castle at Rottle-
berode, probably committed suicide.
His father lay dead in the castle OF Stol-
berg and the son started to drive from his
castle at Rottleberode to spend the night
with his fathers body. The prince took
hunting rife with him. AS the family
explains. II was his custom to shoot game
during his drives.
While the carriage was still in Rottle-
berode park the prince told the driver
to stop got out and walked, carrying his
rife, into the thick woods The driver
later heard a shot and waited for a long
time for the princes return. Then he
searched the woods and found the prince
shot dead in the head and his hands clutch
ing the rifle.
The body lay in the woods five hours
while a coffin was being brought to the
spot. The prince, who was SO years of age,
was a hereditary member Of the Prussian
House of Lords.
His father was elevated from the rank
OF count. to that Of prince this year. The
bodies OF the son and father probably will
be buried side by side today.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-01-29
CITY COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS
Enough Members 20 Make Quorum
Respond TO Call for Special
Meeting.

As was expected, there was no difficulty
in getting a quorum of the city council
for the special meeting OF yesterday after
noon and the roll call showed Messrs
Karr, Burkley, Zimman, Whitchorn, Has
call and Trostler present The business
specified in the call was gone through
in q formal manner and but few minutes
were consumed in ;he proceedings,
Tax Commissioners Fleming was not yet
ready to submit his certificate of the valu-
alton OF taxable property and was allowed
until Monday to complete 1t.
The resolution completing the formalities
in the recent sale OF 100000 Of city bonds
to Splitter & Co. of Toledo was adopted,
and the appropriation ordinance providing
for the payment OF December bills was
passed.
The forms OF the tax levy ordinances
were given their first and second reading
by title.
None OF the estimates from heads Of
departments as to their expenses for the
coming year had been received, but ii
was reported that some of them had been
placed in the hands OF the mayor and
could be secured at any time. After some
discussion 1t was decided that the mem
bers shall meet Monday morning at 10
o'clock to decide upon the apportionments
to be made to the various departments
and determine the amount 1t will be neces-
sary to raise by taxation.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-01-29
HEADS | WIN, TAILS YOU LOSE
Canadian Baronet Explains How
America VIII Euchre DomiR'>n
in Alaskan Dispute.

VANCOUVER. b. c.. Jan. 2s.-sir Ch.
Hilbert Tupper in speaking OF the con.
mission to settle the Alaskan boundary
question, said It simply meant that the
United States was to euchre Canada out
OF its rights.
England would never fight the United
States for one inch Of Canadian territory.
The United States knew that and was sure
OF its ground when it arbitrated with Great
Britain over Canadian questions. That had
been proved by three similar arbitrations.
For Great Britain there would be one and
perhaps two Englshmen who were disposed
to lean toward the United States on the
ground of justice, the merits Of the case
OF strict impartiality They we're also care
full as TO the legal phase Of the question.
On the other hand, American jurists on
an arbitration commission never swerved
a hairs breadth on any ground. II the
English jurists favored the Americans
Canada would lose. II each side held its
own, Canada would lose. for, according to
legal procedure the case would fall to the
ground and leave the Americans in pos,
session Of the disputed territory. The
United States would then say
Canada could not prove its case and
we have the territory" SO the United
States would doubtless win in any event.