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Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
SYMMES' HOLE.
The Peculiar Theory That was once
Advanced by u Scientist.

The Peculiar Theory That Was Once
Advanced by u Scienttst.
Probably the oldest idea ever for a
moment entertained by scientist was
that Of John Cleves Symmes concern
ing the condition of the interior OF our
globe. Symmes was a jurist, a scien-
fist or. as the French would say, a
"savant," Of international reputation,
an explorer ION his own hook" and an
all round man Of letters, yet one would
think that some Of his ideas must have
originated with the king Of Bedlan.
He believed and lectured before learn
ed college societies In support OF MS
views that the earth consists OF from
Eve to seven hollow concentric spheres
and that at the poles there is a round
opening entirely through each OF the
several spheres.
According to this queer theory, these
snheres are placed one inside the other,
Ike q nest Of crockery ware, with an
open space Of few hundred miles be-
tween each. Furthermore, he believed
that both the outside and the inside
of each of these bubblelike spheres are
inhabited, which would give not less
than ten and probably fourteen thea
tiers Of action" instead Of the one hab-
table surface with which we are oil
acquainted to a greater or lesser de-
gree. Symmes lived for many years
near Newport. Ky.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
His Mistake.

The puzzled plebeian who is attempt
ing his first meal on a railway dining
car is obviously perplexed with the
names of the different dishes.
After some study Of the menu h'
says to the waiter:
"Bring me a plate of this alfalfa
dalfa."
"Beg pahdon, sub, whispers the walt
er. "but dat is de name er de cab
suhr-Chicago Tribune.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
The ForgetmenOt.

Everybody knows the pretty htue
forgetmenot and likes the flower more
perhaps because Of its name than itS
beauty. How was 1t so called? The
Germans account for 1t by quite a pa
thetic romance. 1t seems that once up
on a time a knight and a lady were
walking by the bank Of the Danube
when the latter asked her gallant gay
TO pluck for her a tiny blue hover
which she saw growing in the stream.
No sooner said than done. but the
knight. overbalancing, fell into the riv-
er and. owing to the slippery nature OF
the bank and the weight Of his own ar
NOR, was carried away by the current
AS he threw the flowers ashore to his
lady he cried out with his last breath
.'Vergiss mein nicht" c'Forget me not }
And ever since the flower has been
looked upon as the emblem of fidelity.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
shelley Liked Plunis.

The poet Shelley was walking one
day in London with respectable so
licitor when Shelley suddenly vanished
and soon after as suddenly reappeared
He had entered the shop Of a grocer
and returned with some plums, whicl
he offered to the attorney with great
delight. The man Of fact was al
much astonished at the offer as Shell
lev was at his refusal.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
A New Clerical Order.

An Oxford correspondent writes: "a
friend of mine, rector in this neigh
borhood, told me the other day the fol
lowing: He was preparing some boys
for confirmation and asked one of them
what were the three orders In the
Church Of England, to which he re-
ceived the reply, Bishops, priests and
demons and on my friend making him
repeat his answer to see If he had mis-
taken him the same reply was made.
Westminster Gazette.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
gi0ne of Rivers.

Generally speaking, the slope Of riv-
ers flowing into the Mississippi from
the east is on an average about three
inches per mile. Those entering 1t from
the west have an average descent Of
about six inches per mile. The aver
age descent per mile Of the Missouri
after 1t leaves the mountains is reck-
oned at about a foot; the Des Moines
from its source to its conjunction with
the Mississippi, 7.3 inches. The entire
length Of the Ohio shows a fall Of even
FIVE inches. The Mississippi from the
mouth Of the Ohio to the gulf has a
fall of but 211a inches.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
A doctor with Experience.

One day, while mending the roof Of
his house, ChOdja lost his balance and,
falling to the ground. broke rib. A
friend Of his went hurriedly for ha-
kim doctor.
"Hakim, have you ever fallen from a
roof and broken ribY was the first
question Chodja asked the doctor.
THANK God, no." replied the hakim.
"Then go away at once, please" cried
Chodja. IL want a doctor who has fall
en- from q roof and knows what it is"
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Courtery AMONG the swedea.

The Swedes are quiet, taciturn peo-
pie. There is no jostling even among
the lowest classes. When train leaves
q platform or steamboat pier, the
lockers on lift their hats to the depart
ing passengers and bow to them, COM
pliment which is returned by the pas
sengers. You are expected to lift your
hat to the shabbiest person you meet In
the street, and to enter shop, office or
bank with the hat on is considered a
bad breach of good manners. In retir-
ing from Il restaurant you are expected
to bow to the occupants. Bowling and
hat lifting are so common that the peo-
pie seem to move around more slowly
than elsewhere in order to observe the
courtesy.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
How Lightning Kills.

The cause Of death by lightning Is
the sudden absorption of the electric
current. When a thundercloud which
is highly charged with positive cleo
tricity hangs over any certain place
the earth beneath it becomes abnor-
mally charged with the negative cleo
trio current, and man, animal or oth-
err object standing or lying directly be-
meath also partakes Of the last NEIL
toned influence. If, while the man,
animal or other object is In this condi-
ton, q discharge takes place from the
cloud above, the restoration OF the
equilibrium will be sudden and violent,
or, in language that we can all under
stand. the negative current from the
earth will rush up to join the positive
cloud current, and in passing through
the object which separates the two
currents, If II be an animate thing,
will do so with such force as to almost
invariably produce instant death.
According to the above, which seems
a tenable hypothesis, to say the least,
a person is really Struck" by the
ground current and not by the forked
fury from above at all.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17

"f'' Stops for passengers on signal
or notice to conductor.
&c" Stops only to let of passengers
from Cape Charles and points South,
and take on passengers for points
North OF Delmar.
SD" Stops only to let of passen-
gers from points North OF Delmar,
ard take on passengers for Cape
Charles and points South.
Trains 81 and SO will stop at all
stations on Sunday for local passen-
gers ON signal or notice to conductor.
r. B. Cooke, j. G. Rodgers,
Traffic Manager, Supt.
Norfolk, Va. Cape Charles va
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
The Migratory Crab.

The West Indian migratory crab is
the only creature that is born in the
sea. natures In fresh waters and passes
its adult life on land. Once a year
these creatures migrate In thousands
from the uplands Of Jamaica, deposit
their ova in the sea. then migrate to the
rivers and streams, pass through a
fresh water stage, after which they fol-
low their parents to land until the time
comes Tor them to return to the sea to
lay their eggs In turn.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Why the Razor Was Dull,

81 wonder what makes my razor SO
dull" said a man, looking at the blade
he had so carefully sharpened only a
day or two before.
"Why, father" spoke up little John
ME, playing marbles on the floor, III
was Just beautiful and sharp only this
morning when l made my wooden boat
with II"
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Friend With a Re.ervntion.

Mooney-Brace up, man! Troth, yez
LUX as II yez didn't how a fri'nd in tn
whole wurrld.
Hogan-Oi hovn't.
Mooney-G'wan! If 1t amt money
yez want t borry, Orm as good a
frind as liver yez had.-Brooklyn Life.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Followed Orders.

MAX, did you peel the apple that
rave you before you ate it as l told you
tor
Eyes, ma"
THAT'S good boy! What did you
do with the peelT
"Ate it!'
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
EvadfnR n Law.

When Ben Butler was a young law
yer. the selectmen Of Lowell, then a
town, issued a mandate that all dogs
vhould wear muzzles. The next morn
ing Ben walked downtown, followed
by his big Newfoundland dog, with a
very small muzzle tied to the end OF
IT'S tail. Ben remarked, my dog Is
wearing q muzzle."
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17

'sTime was" said the tramp sadly
"when owned a big plantation
"You seem to have a good deal OF real
estate on your hands yet" replied the
woman Of the house, casting cold and
sarcastic eye upon his grimy paws
Washington Times.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Same Old Story.

Stern Father - What an unearthly
hour that fellow stops till every night,
Dora? What does your mother say
about itf
Daughter-She says men haven't al
tered bit since she was young, pa.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17

Hurry up. Rowland" called the lead
ing lady, the people are mad because
we are keeping them waiting"
Then will not go on at all" storm
cd the heavy tragedian.
"Why not?"
because l refuse to play to mad
Aouse."-Chicago News.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Then He Got Mad.

eyes, SIR" SAID Mr.. GALLAGHER, 1T
was funny enough to make donkey
laugh. l laughed till I cried" And
then, as he saw a smile go round the
room, he grew red in the face and went
away angry.-London Tit-Bits.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
A nnhinua Commitment.

"They have named brand of cigars
for Barker"
81 should consider that quite an hon
or"
"You wouldn't II you knew the CT
gars."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Appearances Deceptive.

Tate-Appearances are not always to
Se trusted.
Brady-Thats so. It's mighty bright
book that lives up to its cover.-Boston
TRANSCRIPT.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
A Encfnr In PrORreaa.

A trained educated mechanic Is the
most powerful factor in the progress
Of nations. Such man thinks, pro-
vides for the unexpected, multplies
his forces and dares the world to meet
him.-Galyeston News.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Her Odd Years.

"Madge says she is twenty odd years
old"
THAT makes her more than forty"
How do you make that outr
Count the even years too."-Newark
News.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Rubbing 1t In.

y He was mumbling about tough steak
and cold coffee and making himself
generally disagreeable.
Don't growl so over your breakfast,
john" said his wife. Nobody is going
to take it away from you"
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
ApprOpriate.

"He calls the baby Coffee"
"What name! What does he call II
that for?"
Because it keeps him awake nights
philadelphia Bulletin.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17

He who is false to present duty breaks
a thread in the loom and will see the
defect when the weaving Of lifetime
70 unrolled,
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17

There is nothing quite 80 provoking
to a busy man as to have some idler
come along and arouse his curiosity
Atchison Globe, ....-s----.s.. 1
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17

The first day a man is guest, the
,econd a burden. the third a pest.-La
boulaye.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17

One per cent Of the population Of In.
dia profess the Christian religion.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17

Austria was the first country to adopt
the system Of postal cards. This was
In 1869.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
ONANCOCK TELEPHONE
Directory.

SPENCER F. ROGERS-President.
ALBERT ]. McMATH-Secretary.
JOHN W. ROGERS-Treasurer.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Sent on Trial.

will the above named Pianos or Organs TO any
will do without advance
the freight give you fifteen days to test the Piano. and en-
comes up representation will sell for cash or On easy
by fully anu
100000.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1903-01-17
Cable, Conover, Kingsbury
and Wellington Pianos.
Chicago Cottage Organs.
The Largest Manufacturers
of Pianos and Organs
in the World.
Save You From $500 to $4,000


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WELL-KNOWN Makes


College Park Ga are
Pnosexcu
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

I'm Bic sSusenb BON Stearns Gountp
bat lt@ Serr 80. Summer ais erfols:
rei@er Sebrer bO6ft perbient sema9t,
benn BON 1S7S-1SS7 unterri9tete er
tn ct. Marttn unb golb Spring.
Nlsbann uertaul6te er bes 2ebreramt
NIT Dem 6anbelssemerbe unb mar
Sabre lang 9ofal : Manaser bes SC.
Charts 9olssei@aftes tn golb Sprins
Spater ibernabm er bas Wt6maa /:
rensei@dft Ser @ebriber 8obl, un6
nit bteiem Store bdlt er berte nod
elm 9olssei@aft 1T gerbinbuns, in
mel@em er BEN beiten grfols gu per-
sei6nen bat. Our6 reelle 8ebtenuns
unb ieiner uorsisli@en @aaren rpesen
bat er es permo6t, iein @el@dft be-
itdnbis gu uerpollfommen un6 gu per=
srOBern, mie CT ii6 au@ Ser bO6iten
49tuns ieiner MitbIr9er erfreut.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11
9as S@limmfe b. allen Grfabrnnse,t

&ann trsenb etwas idltmmer iein,
als gu fablen, baB tebe Wtnute Cure
leste tft2 go mar bie @rfabruns Ser
Srau g. s. @erpion, Decatur, slla.
nOrei Sabre lang" 10 i9retbt iie,
rlttt i'd unidSlt@en S9mers bur9
l1nuerbauli9feit, Masen= unb @insez
metbe=8 ei@werben. Ser Sob i9ien
unuermetbbar, na@bem Bic Doctorer,
unb ale Mebi3tnen nt@t gu belfen per=
mo@ten. S@lteBli6 murbe i'd baai
bewosen, electric 8ttters gu perius
den, unb bas &elultat mar number
bar. Sd befierte mid iofort, unb
.iebt BIN t@ uollitdnb.s berseiteut. Sur
8eberz, Nterenz, Masen= ,1nb ginses
uetbe. 2eiben 1T es bic einatse Mebt=
3in. Sour Scots. gs 1T saranttrt
pom Mpotbeter 8. S. 9ubn.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

gines fa5t benetbensmertben grfolz
ses bat ii6 9err Maurtn felt ietnes
Sabre lansen @eilens In @olb Sprtns
sa e%rfreuen, unb NO INNER Der Name
bes 9errn Maurtn senannt wirb,
aei9iebt bies In Mdtuns, benn bur@
TleiB unb reeues Weien bat CT ielbF
bieiem gbre sema@t. 9err Waurtn
1T auf's gnsite NIT allen Gnliesen Der
Ortidaft golb Sprins perwa6ien, 1T
tie ia slei@iam NIT ibm aufsewatien,
unb mo INNER CT bas Snterene unb
bte @oblfabrt ieines 9etmatbsortes
au f0rbern int Stanbe mar, tbat er
bies mitS intenanieeuns ieiner eisenen
sSnterefen. 8ieles, gar 8teles per=
bantt Cob Sprtns Der gnerste unb
benz Sorti@rittSlt finn bes Germ Waaz
rim. grft tirali6 senas er uon elmer
sefdbrli@en &ranfbett, bic bur@ etne
erfolSrei@e operation seboben tuurbe,
unb BON neaer. utrb Serr Maartn
Cob Springs Snterelien wabren, Bis
baB feline Gage seadblt itnb. DaB es
berer, nod re@t ptele ietn m6sen, wtrb
ibm tn Cob Sprtns aGsemein se=
min59t.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

8obl ielten bat ii6 ein gseuan=
tOmmlins In 10 furser 3eit tn Stearns
County unb in Cob Sprins 10 ause=
meit unb portbetlbaft befannt sema6t
als Ser @etnbdnbler Otto @olf. 8e.
Dor er na6 Winneiota tam, batte er
cine Steqe in Ser moblbetannter
@etnbansluns Der Sirma &obler &
Srobltns in Seem 9ort unb Can
Srancisco. Na@bem CT bieie aufsez
seben, fam er na9 golb Sprtns CUR
grinbuns ieines eisenen @ei@dftes.
Seit swei Sabren bat er li6 pom
&%leinbanSel sdnSli6 surudsesosen
unb Elm neues, i@0nes, smedent=
ipre9enbes @ebdube TIT golb Sprins
erri6tet, in mel@em er @roBbanbel
in Weinen betretbt. Sein @el9dft
bat einen unseabnten NuH@muns se=
nommen, unb bic grfolse iinb iowobl
Ietner bon Sebem anerfannten Sad
fenntniB ais au@ leiner itrengen Ste
eaitdt susui@reiben.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

obises Bib lift gar uielen ct. eloubern amf ben erFen 8Gd betannt,
ub BET gar Wanden ermedt es Hiderinnerunsen i9oner Sage ODER Sun=
ben, bic r auf benz tletnen 0ampfer, eisentbum bes Germ y. $. sarap
pom @olb Sprins, ober auf ben BON Tim ~berabrten Inlaufspunften uerlebt
Fat. De mlOromant1be Scenerte, mel@e f9 an ben u fern be5 Saut 0t=
per benz ause barbitet, we@ielt ab NIT BEN ianfen rferseldnben Der a9t
Seen, burb wel6e Der Saut 9ttuer ieineu 9auf ntmnnt, unb Sober, Der Stnn
fur @ottes Natur bat, lit enbidt BON benz mebIeluouen Yanorama. Da
Der 6i@rei@tbum iener Seeu en experimentation If, ninnmt es mobl taam
baB Inselmeiter iosar pom Chicago, ST. 9outs, ct. Saul unb
anberen Stabten biie ais 3hl mdblen, UNI tbre SH6fanslut gu befrhbtsen.
sonmeu bann bic Sti@er ermaOet ub bunsris ms 6ote[ srap aurad, 70
partet tbrer oa etne wsablaat, mopon Der wsann ieiner 5rau ersablt, menn
er wieber nod 6auie suridsetebrt. Serr &rap, mlber in ieinen iunsen Sab
rem BON CARRIER @ountp nod Cob eprins fam, lit nohtbeteater Sotel= uno
2eibfaObefser, S4antmirtb, Oampfi9ifz& apidn, %gigentbamer Der grea=
unb, mas bic Soauptia3e tit, Elm gutter e5e3aftsmann, mas idne grz
folse beueten.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

Son Canada, ietnem @eburtslanbe,
fam Or. Yilon In 1885 mad StearnS
County unb praftistrte Biz gum Sabre
1891 in golb Sprins. Damn uerlesz
tie er lsin 9eim uub feline Praris nod
&i6monb, no CT bis 1897 perblieb,
INN 1i9 bonn ir SEEM Yapnespiue nie=
beraulaiIen mo er iid burd feline 3uuer=
ldfiiafeit in Der gbirursie einen ban :
ernben &uf seii9ert bat. @dbrenb
amei Terminen befletbete CT bas Go
roner= Mmt pon Stearns County unb
bielt it@ fur Sabre In Sranfrei@ unb
Deuti9lanb mi1eni9aftli@er Stubien
balber auf. Sn Seem Y~apnesuile
srinbete er mad ietner &adfebr aus
Deuti9lanb bas Yilon : hospital,
rpeldes unter ietner ipesielen aettuns
BEN beiten &uf sentebt unb ii@ bas
Der por ielbit empteblt.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

@ie t9 bereits eradblt babe, perlieb
i9 NIT r1einen &ou1manbos an, Mbenb
bes Is. Suit bur9 Stabbertsnet bte
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

8or uier Sabren fam 6err Yeters
uon Sobnsburs, @ts., nod golb
Sprins unb arbeitete aund9t 3met
Sabre alS Messer In ct. gloub.
Seit ben lebteu 3wet Sabren sdblt er
aber wieber gu ben 8arsern uon Cob
Sprtns, mo er bas Messersei9dft beS
Sobn Mebueb ibernabu unb 3uben be-
item 8arsern tener Orti@aft seb6rte,
aumal CT eine Cob Sprins Dame,
Trduletn DretB, fi@ CUR Srau senou,s
men. Setn WetSerlaben 1T In ieber
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11
S9nitte, Gueti9unsen anh Srano'
tpunben i9neQ gebetlt.

gbamberlain's S9meraens8 aliam
1T etn antilepttI&es Ointment unb,
uen,. ansepanbt bet S@ntttwunben
unb 8ranbmunben, peruria@t es Set
lung, obne baB etn Mal auradbletbt
unb utel raider als BET Der sep0bnlts
den 8ebanbluns. gu taufen Bet als
len 6dnblern 1T Yatent Mebtatnen.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

8e5tebuns ben Inforberunsen Der
Sest5eit entipre6enb. SIN berlelben
mabrt 9err Peters petnli6e &einlt6z
teit, 10 baB bas gauge Snnere bes
0abens Nppetit erresenb lit. Seinem
rebli@en @ei@dftsitnn uerbanft 9err
Peters wanl@ensmertben @el@dftserz
fols.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

gor IS Sabren uurbe be Cob sprins Srauert in fletner Simenz
imn sesrunbet, unb ie entmidele ib unter Der sesenparttsen enersii1en
SETTING gu elmer Ser befen int Norbueien nit elmer gapastdt BON 10000
ub' einem gerfauf pom 1000 6b I'M lesten Sabre. Sie Strma be-
itbt aus BEN 6erren Sobn Otter, Prdibent, gusen Sermonus, Yrauneiz
tier, uo 6erbinanb Pehrs, Setredr unb S@asmeifer. Die gerbeieruns
gen, Ser9rOBerunsen unb nue Inbauten lafen barauf l6leBen, bb Der
pom 8rauma ter seGeferte Sropfeu quite anertennuns fnbet, unb baB be
Ser Seren Otter unb peters in Der anwsrbuns BON sunben
erfolsrei6 lnb.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11
G@taebntes &apttel.

s d ubpor sroBerueber r.
ma@t BITS mad EranSz
paalaura et@en.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11
gu o~erfaufen.

Wilbes unb cultipirtes 2anb In Winneio.
ia, Norb Dafota unb @isconfin. Bebin=
sunse1 u. Yreiie tommen faum in 8etra4t.
u. s. Nam9Dfe & Co.,
27s1ir $50. 1875. Mpe. &C., ct. @loub.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

GrtSItuns In eiueut Sag 3u turiren
Nebn,t @arner's Wbtte Wtne Of Gar
Sprup, BITE bette 9uitenmebtstn anf
@rben. Is unb Scots. Sn allen
Mpotbeten.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

Tragt die HDsS ote, Die lr Inner Gekautt HABIT
:: s:i' &WMzZm
Gim 8rief bon einett unierer &unnen
On bte 6. 8. @arner Co.,
golbmater, MtG.


9erren! = 8ir baben nabeau ben
$4,000 Wertb BON @btte Wtne Of
Ear Sprup uerfauft, unb MIR werben
balb wieber faufen mii1en, baber Se>
ben Ste uns Sbre auerbeiten YreiIe
unb 8ebtn9unsea an.
@tr baben Sbren Syrup wabrenb
Der lebten stuan5iS ober finfunb3uanz
3tS Sabre p~erfauft, unb Ct bate einert
sroBen u. it@ mebrenben slbias. @tr
ftnb sewtb, baB MIR In Der 3utunft
nod mebr uertaufen ,uerben.
Sbre iebr erSebenen
@ebr. Nopes& 6 utIer,
ct. Saul Wtnn.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-06-11

DaB 1leiB sesen brnst, benefit Serrn so. .Maurin' 9ebenslauf, unb
Deiien, mas er bur9 Sleb errunsen, burfen it6 nit srOBhm 0e9te er unb iets
ne Samife erf reuen. Sn srOBer 3ufrtebenbeit lebt bic Samtle in Der i90:
men 9aeFbens, be in obisem 8ilbe barsefent unb be ein 8eles fir oas raft
Io5e Sdafen unb Dirfen unb bic 8orliebe bs 6errn Waurin lit, bic e
I'M Snterdie Der Oriaat far Cob spuns best unb itets sebest bat.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1903-09-30
Uncle Daniels Good Luck.

"Dear mel" a lady on the street
cars was overheard to say to another
lady. ssIs your Uncle Daniel married
again ?"
eyes, he isl the other lady re-
piled, ssand eighty-seven years old.
We think he ought to be ashamed of
himself. He has three widowed
daughters to keep house for him and
make him comfortable, but he man
aged to evade their watchfulness
! and go courting. Maria, Rebecca
and Eliza are highly indignant with
/ him. He was married out in the
country, and brought his new wife
home before they had heard he had
! any such intentions.
Glow did the artful old man ex-
1plain himself ?" asked the listener.
ooh, the letter he wrote us was
very amusing. He said that ne de-
3eided to get married the third time
because he had already had two
such good wives. 2 Exchange.