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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-12-04
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Improved.

/ Improved.
you; less i, CENTURY lbuyer or seller
worry, too. ass PLAN of real estate
$3, 75O-New all modern house of 7 rooms, arts
ncaliy arranged, in Calhoun district. near
81, 50o-New S-roem house. fully modern and
Z complete with large barn. Portland ay-
enue near 31st st, for a good up-to-date
home see this.
$4,000 FOR that new, all modern, up-to-date house
1 on Holmes 3lst st, large lot, hot
water heat; good purchase. Investigate.
$500 for large lot and house, arranged for
two families, 9th ave s near 18th st;
rented for $25 per month. $40
S3,SOO--Modern nine-roOm cottage and good barn.
&. on Grard ay, near Lake st; lot 6OX12S to
alley.
$5, 100-Buys that new up-to-date house on Irv-
II Ing ay s, near 31st st, rooms, hot water
heat, large lot GOX12S to alley; this model
| home must be seen to be appreciated.
Terms easy tt"
I$2,T00 oily for nine-room house, modern except
heat. In kidgewood addition. Beautiful
surroundings.
One Of the finest propositions In a good home or
Investment southeast, on University and
of u rooms, with all modern 7conveniences;
132x1G5. with a. beautiful lawn and shade
trees. improvements all in street. A
house of II rooms, with all modern con-
veniences also a small house of six rooms
build fiat building on the corner. This
property. being near the state university.
can be made to pay large income on the
price wanted. See me for price and terms.
81, 500 only buys 7-rOom modern house and barn
hot water heat, on 10th av S. inside OF
9th st. 80
| j. A. WALTERS,
New York Life Building
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NOTICE

STONE, BRICK AND CEMENT REPAIRING
one short notice Man and rig always
ready. We look after chimpeys walls stone
floors, sidewalks, etc. Prices reasonable. John
e. Layne. stone and brick contractor, Kasota
building I. G. 2451. 4
TO WHOM IT MAY CoNCERN-MY WIFE, AL
berta LOOMS, is no longer member of nv
household and Twill longer be responsible
for any debts contracted by her in my name,
j. B. Loomis. Nov. 81 1903 8
LADIES ARE GOING WILD 10 GET MY NEW
book: All you need to know. 25c by mali.
DR.. BLY,. sTI
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MOVING

~o~-~~~~~~~~~>~~~-~~~-~
SAFES, BOILERS AND HEAVY MACHINERY
moved household goods moved and stored or
packed for shipment by expert packers; cars
of household goods made up for the coast fire.
Boyd Transfer and Storage Co., I6 Sd st S.
CAMERoNs TRANSFER AND STORAGE; -EX-
pert packers for storage or shipment; large and
commodious vans for moving. Office 200 MIC
ollet, both phones 12oS. Residence. Z. G. 1924.
THE M. P. D. DELIVERS PACKAGES IN CITY
loo; st. Paul 15c. 619 4th av S. Both tells. 1909
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SEWING MACHINES

~~c-~~>~~~~~~c~SS>~~S~O~S~
SPECIALLY ATTRACTIVE PRICES THE COM
Ing week at New Home Office; machines,
complete for dressmakers families $25
great bargains IN all makes, New Singer oak
Standard, new, $3.50. Rocking doll sign.
42U Nicollet.
BARGAINS SATURDAY: BRAND NEW DROP.
head Domestic, $3.50; drop-head Standard
Warranted. Elmer. no LIST av s..
SINGER, NEW HOME, DOMESTIC, AND
White in drop-heads, $14 to S2O;- So down, 81
per week; others 81 to So Gil LIST ay S.
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LOST AND FOUND

o>>c~~~~o-~o~~>~oo~~~-~
IF THE WOMAN WEARING A CAPE WHO
stole pocketbook containing 500 from Mrs w.
J. tSchWeb, while in Powers cloak department.
yesterday will return same to Journal office
she will avoid arrest as she is known. No
questions asked. s,E+ - sEzf'
LosT-TIIIs MORNING ABOUT $3.50 ON HAIR
riet 7th st between Nicollet and
Hennepin avs purse containing money, keys
suitable reward to millinery department, New
Store. s.5E -<a..~- =. ~
LOST OR sToLEN-BANK BOOK NO. esO3A
issued by the Farmers and Mechanics Savings
Bank of Minneapolis; il not returned to said
i bank before Dee. 20, 1903, application will be
made for duplicate thereof.
LosT-ABoUT FOUR WEEKS AGO, GREEN
enameled watch, coin fob, between West Hotel
and Lyceum theater.; Return for reward Ito
Maude Gilsbert, Lyceum theater.
LosT-Nov. II, NEAR 1o45 Sd ST n, "A .FE.
male setter mostly white, few black spots.
:. Answers to name of Fanny. Return or notify
4 j. e. Norrel sAnoka, for reward.
LosT-A FEMALE FOX TERRIER, EVENLY
| marked, with black on face and one black
spot on back. answers to name of Juno. Return
to 922 9th av 8 for reward
LOST =. DIAMOND AND PEARL sTTCKPIN.
Monday evening, at ST. Stephen s. church fair
Liberal reward for return to Alb, The Phoenix
LosT-oN NICoLLET Az OR IN KERR's
store, at $40 bill. Finder please return to
212s Dupont av n
LOsT-LAsT WEEK, A BLACK SOW FIND.
| er please notify II. @. Hansen, Spring and o
| SITS Ne. 1-
yoUNp--A cow. INQUIRE AT 222O HENNE.
* pin ay.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WANTED - SECOND HAND FURNITURE,
stoves. carpets, buggies and harness for Inn
mediate shipment; pay more than local deal.
ers; send for it.. Address 1868, Journal or
telephone L. c. 2s17.
WANTED-A SMALL SECONDHAND POOL
table for which we will give new Mills
'Owl"' nickel in the slot machine; shipped di.
rect from the factory. Dakota Novelty Co.,
Eureka S. d. !. ~ -
WANTED = KEY TO WENTWoRTH'E PLANE
and solid geometry, revised edition. Address
S113 Journal. 9
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WANTED-IMMEDIATE WELL FORMED
and women competitors for the $1,000
. prize offered by the Physical Culture Exhibit
ton, Madison Square Garden, New York. week
of Dee. 2S next, for the best developed man
and woman; fare of accepted applicants will
be paid to and from New York Address Dr..
Arthur T. Mann, 7O4 Pilsbury building.
Hays oil paintings, unclaimed pictures, fine
ovals, portrait frames We frame pictures
cheap to keep four frame makers busy. Open
Saturday evening. Zesbaugh II 9TH st S.
CARS OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS MADE UP FOR
Pacific coast; frequent shipments and big saw
Ing In freight: see us before. shipping. Boyd
Transfer and Storage Co. 46 Sd ST s.
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BOARD WANTED

WANTED-BOARDA AND ROOM IN EXCHANGE
for piano. Address. this week, 1884, Journal
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WANTED 10 RENT
MINNEToNKA PROPERTY

SEE OR WRITE A. 81 APGAR, ExoELsIoA
Mimi, for, Lake Minnetonka cottages and fruit
farms. Some bargains in sight now.
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WANTED-CARPENTER TO ATTEND SPE-
cial meeting of the union, Dec. 4, to take
action on the wages and working rules for the
.
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Tomorrow, Saturday
is The day when you should bring in your Want
ads before ll:30 a. m. II possible, for the great
Saturday Journal. II not convenient 10 bring
them in, phone them.
BUSINESS CHANCES

o SPLENDID INTEREST ON DEPOSITS
o. made with US. Large Or small amounts
O. received. Call or write.
o UNION COOPERATIVE ASSOCIATION.
o .941 Lumber Exchange.
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S76 PER MONTH AND TRAVELLING Elk,
penses paid salesman to sell goods to grocery
dealers; experience unnecessary. Purity Co.,
Chicago. - -.---.-.-.-
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WANTED-CARPENTERS TO ATTEND SPE-
cal meeting Of the union, Dec. t, to take
action on the wages and working rules for the
next year.
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SAW sFILERs, CANTHooK MEN, LEADERS,
black this. sawyers and other men for woods.
National Employment Co., 200 Nicollet, Mime
apolis- ...' - &s' Z
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Offices.

VERY DESIRABLE OFFICES, SINGLE AND
en- suite; rents moderate; steam heated, newly
decorated; Hennepin av frontage. Inquire
|. Manager, Northwestern building.
GOOD PRIVATE oFFICE, OUTSIDE DOOR,
use of reception room; both phones. 500 Phoe-
nix bldg
ALL KINDS OF BUSINESS PROPERTY FOB
RENT. THORPE BROS, ANDRUS BLDG.
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WANTED-SEVERAL BRIGHT, ACTIVE MEN,
who wish to make good money. See secre-
tary, Federal Finance company, Minneapolis,
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AGENTS WANTED

$50 A MONTH SALARY AND ALL EXPENSES
to men with rig to introduce our guaranteed
poultry remedies; years contract. e. r. Big.
Ter Co.. 593, Springfield, Ill.
AGENTS THROUGHOUT THE UNITED STATES
to sell the new invisible" pencil holder. Best
yet. Send 25c for samples. B. 2. S. Co.,
Grand Forks. N. d. sa.' - ~
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HELP WANTEn-MALE

WANTED-GENTLEMAN OVER 90, OF GOOD
appearance, to act hrst salesman then rs
manager. Must be high school graduate and
capable of earning $50 per week. No others
need apply. b. w. Cloyes. Az Northwestern
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-12-04

BARBER WANTED AT ONCE. MUST BE a
good workman and steady; will pay SIS per
week and steady job. Frank Barnes, Aneta
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-12-04

WANTED - COMPETENT sTENOGRAPHER
and bookkeeper; also who clerk in
confectionery store. Apply to d. A. Dinnie &
Co. Minot. N D.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
Fine Show Next Week.

In speaking of the Myrkle-
Harder Stock Company, which
opens a weeks engagement at the
Auditorium Monday night, Streator
(111)Free press says:
THE Myrkle-Harder Stock Co.
began a weeks engagement at the
opera house last evening, playing to
standing room only.
"a Nutmeg Match" was the bill.
and judging from the frequent
applause and hearty laughter,
the. audience seemed to be well
pleased The company Is an excel
lent one In every respect. The
specialtles are a big feature of their
performance. The production Of
Cinderella by the biograph was one
of tbs best moving picture pro
auctions ever seen here"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
Unconscious Frem Group.

During a sudden and terrible at =
tack of Group our little girl was IN
conscious from straugulation, says
A. L. Spafford, postmaster, Chester
Mich, and dose of Une Minute
Cough Cure was administered and
repeated often. Il reduced the
swelling and Inflammation, cut the
mucus and shortly the child was
resting easy and speedily recovered.
1t cures coughs, colds, lagrippe, and
all throat and lung troubles. One
Minute Cough Cure fingers In the
throat and chest and enables the
lungs to contribute pure, health
giving oxygen to the blood.
Opera House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
Rrafn-Food Ronsense.

Another ridiculous TODD fad has
been branded by the most compe.
tent authorities. They have dis.
PEELED the silly notion that one
kind of food Is needed for brain,
another for muscles, and still an.
other for bones. A correct diet
will not only nourish particular
part of the boy, but 1t will sustain
every other part, Yet, however
good your food may be. Its nutri-
ment Is destroyed by indigesti'n or
dyspepsia. You must prepare for
their appearance or prevent their
by taking regular oses
Green's August Flower, the favc1
lite medicine of the healthy million.
A few doses aids digestion, stimu-
lates the liver to heslthy action,
puri6es the blood an max IS YOU
feel buoyant and vigorous You
can get DR.. Green's reliarl' am
lies at D. A. Henderson,.
Get Green's Special Almana
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
Farming In the South.

The Passenger Department of
the Illinois Central Railroad Com.
pany Is Issuing monthly circulars
concerning fruit growing, vegetable
gardening, Stock raising, dairying
etc, In the States of Kentucky,
West Tennessee, Mississippi, and
Louisiana. Every Farmer, or
Homeseeker, who will forward his
name address, to the undersigned,
will be mailed free Circulars Nos
Ia, 3 4. and S. and others as they
are published from month to month.
E. A. RICHTER,
Travelling Passenger Agent. Park
Building, Plttsburg Pal IL If
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
BEAUMONT TEXAS
OIL FIELDS.

Through sleeping car from Chicag,
without change and through sleeping
gar reservations from Cincinnati via
Memphis, Tenn. to
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
RS. Med ONALD,
No. At Beaubien
Street, Detroit

Al NSs Ese As>ASsSAs
trr Street, Detroit,
Mich, 10 . prom
tnent woman who was
greatly benefited BY the
great womsn's medicine,
Wine of Cardui. Mrs.
Mel Donald is the supreme
deputy of the Maccabees
Of the World. and one Of
the most widely known
women in thu United
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17

With a view to ascertain the
truth of reports that girls and wo-
men are being decoyed TO this
country for immoral purposes, the
Treasury department will appoint
women inspectors at New York to
board all incoming steamers and
investigate suspicious cases In the
first and second cabins and to give
Information and advice to those
who may be ignc rant of the real
character of the houses In which
they have been promised homes
employment. The department to
day inquired of the Civil Service
commission whether there Is an
eligible list from which these p
polntmepis could be made, and If
not, whether the department could
appoint such women inspectors
without competitive examination.
The compensation will be 81 200 a
year. The inspectors will be re-
quired to board all ipco ming steam.
ers from revenue cutters at all
hours of the day and In all kinds of
weather. The department Is taking
this step, realizing that Its complete
success Is doubtful, but the situa'
ton warrants the experiment.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
500 Reward, 800.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there Is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure In all Its stages
and that Is catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure Is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity.
Catarrh, being a constitutional dis.
ease, requires a constitutional treat.
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken
internally. acting directly upon the
blood aud mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and Civ
log the patient strength by building
up the constitution and assisting
nature In doing Its work. The pro-
prie,ors have so much faith In Its
curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that
1t falls to cure. Send for list of ties
tim onials.
Address
F. J. CHENEY & Co,
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggist, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
Change In Foreman.

John Schwartz, who has been In
charge of the water department Of
the South Penn Oil Co., was re-
moved few days ago to Folsom,
where he will have charge of the
district In that section. His posi-.
ton here will be filled by Benz.
Scott, who has been located at
Copley In Lewis county.-Salem
Leader.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17

Sold by druggist, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
HOT SPRINGS, ARK.

Special Homeseekers' Excursions to
, II points South, West and North West.
For FREE descriptive matter and
full particulars regarding above, ad-
dress
F. A. RICHTER, T, P. A.
S12 Park Building, Pittsburg, Pa.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
Baltimore & Ohio R. R.

Ohio River Division.
Time Table In effect May IS, 1909.
EAsI BOUND
7.O5 A. N. Accommodation
Daily except For wheeling and inteTmediat
Sunday. points.
$3.50 A. III. Pittsburg Express
Daily. For New Martinsviile, Mouno'
Vile, Wheeling, Pittsburg, Frank
lin, OIL City Tltusville and Int,
mediate points. Runs solid It
Pittsburg, daily except SUNDAY
Daily to wheeling.
1910 p NJ Accommodation
Da.ly except For New Martinsville and Int,
Sunday. mediate points.
2:o7P. NJ New York Express
Daily. For New Martinsville, Mound'
Vile, wheeling Pittsburg, BufiS
10, Washington, Baltimore, PhilS
deiphia, New York and all point
North and Fast. Runs solid t.
Pittsburg. Parlor car.
4:56 p. n, Accommodation
Daiiy. For wheeling and intermediap
points.
Daily except For New Martinsville, Mounds
Sunday. Vile, Benwood, wheeling, PittS
burg, Buffalo, Baltimore, Wash
ington, New York and all points
North and East. Runs solid &c
Pittsburg. Parlor car.
WEST BOUND.
Gal A. n. Accommodation
p1ily For ParkerSburE and inferno
diate point0.
HOS A. II. Ohi0 Valley RxpresS
Daily except For st. MaryS, Marietta, Park
0undnv. ersburR, RavenSWood, NiiWood
Pomeroy, Pt. Pleasant, Charles
tom, Galllpolis, Huntington, Ken
ova, Ironton, Portsmouth, Cincln.
natl and all points South Anc
West. Runs solid 70 Cincinnati
Parlor car.
l:2A p, n, Kenova Express
Daiiy For st. Marys, Marietta, PaFk
ersburg, Ravenswood. N1lWood
Pomeroy, Pt. Pleasant, Charles
ton, GaIlipolis, Huntington, Ken
ova and principal intermediate
points Parlor car.
3:l4 P, II. Accommodation
Daily except For Parkersburg, Pt. PleaSaD
Sunday, and intermediate points.
5i41 P. n. Accommodation
Daily. For Parkersburg and inferno
diate points.
S:25 P. n. Express
DiIy except For Friendly, st. Marys, WaVGI
6unday. ~, Marietta and ParkersburR
D. B. MARTIN.
Msn'g'r Passenger Traffic.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-17
MRS. IDA MCDONALD,
Supreme Deputy Of the MaceAbees Of the World

thss . must Do solnsthIns
to regain my health A
friend advocated your Wine
Of Cardui treatment 90
strongly that ] decided %
try Il. although had little
faith In patent medicines.
! am now very thankful thai
. did so. for within ten days
blessed relief eams to me.
and In less than three
months ! was cured. and
have enjoyed fine health
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-08
w. L. EIlkins, PhiladeIphia.

Philadelphia, Nov. William L Ell
kins, the millionaire traction
magnate and financier, died at his sum-
mer home at Ashbourne near here to-
night of a complication of diseases. He
was II years old.
Mr.. Elkins' illness, which became
alarming about three weeks ago, really
dated from last spring, when he mar
rowly escaped a violent death. A heavy
iron girder, which was being hoisted
to the top of a new office building at
Broad and Chestnut streets, of which
he was part owner, fell to the ground,
just grazing Mr.. Elkins, who was pass
ing. The shock seriously affected his
nervous system.
The immediate cause of death was
blood poisoning, added to which was a
combination of kidney trouble, rheu-
matism and rheumatic govt.
Mr.. Elkins was born near Wheeling,
w. Va, and came to this city with
his parents at an early age. At the
age of 20 he engaged in the produce
business in New York, and was very
successful. Later he embarked in the
oil-producing business in Venango
county, this state. In 1875 he formed
partnership with the Standard Oil
Company which purchased his inter
ests five years later.
In 1879 Mr.. Elkins became identified
with the development of the street rail-
way service. He formed a partner
ship with P. A. B. Widener, and with
him he was afterward associated in all
his business deals.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-08
CANNON WILL BE THE
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
Republicans Agreed Upon the Illinois Congress
man at Their Caucus

Washington, Nov. TAT the caucus
Of the Republican members of the
House of Representatives held in the
hall of the House tonight, Represen-
tative Joseph G. Cannon, of Illinois,
was unanimously chosen as the can
didate of the majority for Speaker of
the House. This action assures his
election Monday. Mr.. Cannon, address,
ing the caucus, said:
1.-THE speaker is the servant, not the
master; and any speaker who does not
understand this relation and act ac-
cordingly cannot properly perform his
function and is not entitled to the re-
spect and confidence of the House.
A government of the people is nee
essarily a government through party,
which is but another name for or
ganization-a cooperation of those
who agree as to the proper policy for
the republic.
those policies that have in the main
prevailed since 1861, under which in
forty years from a comparatively
small nation we have grown to be first
among the nations of the EARTH.
Under these policies we enjoy a
material well being exceeding any
former period in our existence.
1T is not strange, under these con-
dittons, that comparatively small
number of people should seek to over
capitalize the machinery of production
and exchange. But the refusal of the
multitude to invest it's savings in such
capitalization has destroyed fic-
titious values, and the recovery from
local indigestion arising from con-
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-11-08
Sage of Postum Hol-
low Don't Think
There's Any Such
Thing in Savannah.
BY w. T. WILLIAMS.

Il see," said the waiter, "dey is
habin' a whole lot O. discussin' bout
dis graf business, an it look like dey
can't all quite agree togedder wot de
FAC meanin' is. How does you under
stan it, Uncle?"
Seems to me-" said Uncle Mingo,
like dem fellers had it down pretty
fine cen de papers. Fur as l kin see,
graf don't mean nothin' but lis to
take. soh%xi
You kin see dat by considerin' some
o. de udder words wild witch de word
graf is compound.
Take de word telegraph an we
see it is make up by de latin word
ttelly meanin' a telegram, an de
Yankee word graf, meanin' to take;
so dat telegraph Teller is a Teller
wot takes a telegram Or you kin
take de word photograph, which is
from by de French word photy,' MEAN
IN pictir an de same Yankee word
graz an a Photograph Teller is one
VINO takes picter. Or udderwise. to
spress de meanin' a little mo- clearer
graz is only anudder way to per-
HouIlce SfdD, Wlch is de same word. j"
Does you spec dres- any O. dat
sort o ting goin' on here?" asked the
waiter.
80 no. 1 don't tink So" said Uncle
Mingo; but l understands dere is
plenty of it cen udder places"
How does dey work it?" asked the
waiter.
All sort O ways" said Uncle Min
go. "SDose it's a big city. A Teller
come up to de big politician, an say,
Look here, l is Very anxious to be a
police, major, or kunnel. or capn, or
sump'n.' All right, say de big man,
you gimme ten tousan' dollars, an I'll
git you 'pinted.' So de Teller glib him
de money. an sho' 'nough, soon after
he gifts a note on gilt-edge paper tell
in him we has de honor to inform you
OBJ your 'pintinent as so-an-so on de
police force. OATS de politicians graf