The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-07-22
Local Miscellany.

"A vacation is not always a rest.
The poet is born, the poetess maid.
1t takes cold cash even to have a hot
old time.
1t doesn't pay to mix fireworks and
fire water.
Genius doesn't always look well in
evening clothes.
Even the blind beggar may have an
eye for business.
The expert accountant generally
speaks iiguratively.
When in low spirits some fellows
take To- high balls.
Hard work is the best antidote for
that tired feeling.
Misfortune is always willing to meet
man half way.
Some people are always late and
some are too previous.
Glittering generalities often prove
that silence is golden.
Some men would rather get married
again then move.
IN actor isn't much good unless he
can take his own part
Few of us manage to keep pace with
bur good intentions.
July came in as though determi ined
to make up for lost time.
Some mems idea of friend is fell
low they can make use OF.
a cook in the kitchen is worth two
in the employment office.
It's the high-hyer who demonstrates
that riches have wings.
There a world of difference between
a person and parsonage.
The shirtwaist man is an advocate
of woman's rights for men.
The lazy man wants to press the but.
ton and do nothing but rest.
a luxury sometimes develops into a
necessity before we know it,
The fool never puts off till to-mor-
row what he shouldn't do at all
At any rate an unsuccessful man
doesn't have to respond 70 encores.
When it comes to advertising the
merchant must put up or shut up shop.
An honest man is the noblest work
of God-if he has been put to the test.
The hand that rocks the cradle is
seldom the one that ignites the rocket.
Lots of men are self-made but most
otiiceholders are machine-made.
Success only knocks once at the
door, but adversely will POUND all
day.
Only children and fools tell the
truth where woman's age is con-
cerned.
1t is possible for man to make him
self scarce without adding to his
value.
Some people never spend dollar
without talking about their extrava-
gance.
A man Is seldom as good as he
thinks he is, or as bad as his wife
thinks him.
The race is not always to the swift,
as many fast young man has dis
covered
The trouble with quarrels is that
they are generally picked before they
are ripe.
No man is TO be trusted with the big
things unless he does the little things
we'll.
Health brings wealth" but is this
another of those rules that won't work
both ways.
The swindler's version of it is Zone
touch OF nature makes the whole world
akin"
The average woman's idea of heaven
is a place where servant girls are SUI
perlluous.
The man who has too little conf
dence in himself generally has too
much in others.
II Ananias were living to-day he
could easily get a job writing summer
resort booklets.
The tact that fool and hi. money
are soon parted keeps lots of other
people in aiiiuence.
One swallow doesn't make a summer
any more than do russet shoes ant
Panama hats.
It's the bargain counter that keep
many a married mans nose down tC
the grindstone.
No matter how homely she may be
every girl thinks she will make beau
tiful bride.
When baby's grandmothers ar,
all dead II stands pretty good chance
Of not being spoiled.
OAfter all, there isn't "a great deal o
difference between the bachelor cir
and the old maid man
Most men seem 10 think they Nigh
become great hnanciers II they onl,
had chance 20 handle other people
money.
Nearly all cultivated fruits are liabl
10 overbear. This Is always iniuriou
a a a.