The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-10-10

/ NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. nurse IN CONNIE
ment cases by middle aged woman of eX-
Perience. Call or address Nurse, 1911
Western ave-
WHEN YOU want to hire a man OF boy.
can up y n 9. A telephone Sll- We
erences concerning them. Y. NJ. c. A.
Employment Bureau III, E. Sth s..
diamonds to burn would do well to have
them changed to resemble the real thing
as near as possible. Blazing with dia-
monds will have a new meaning.-Chi-
cago Record-Herald.
DE Turks is KILN up de Christians, -
said Brother Williams Yes replied
Brother Dickey. But 1 wish dey'd
tians IN my settlement needs weedin'
out.'-Atlanta Constitution.
The Aunt-"Now. darling, don't be
afraid of telling me what kind of doll
you would like" Nelly-"Oh. auntie,
Editor-"This stuff isn't poetry! It's
the worst rot I ever saw,'' Potion,
come now! tried to sell it to a popular
song house and they wouldn't take it: !"
Puck.
But. son. said the practical mother.
''do you think she will make you wise,
steady, reliable wife?' Why, mothaw:"
exclaimed Cholly, the vewy ideahi She
| makes the most delicious fudge! Veal
ly!"-Baltimore News.
The Clergyman (proudly)-"People are
loathe to leave my church. Why, after
the services it is fully Is minutes before
the edifice is emptied." The Sinner-''I
don't wonder at that-some people are
very hard to awaken."-Town and
Country.
How is your school of Journalism do
ing?' well. it is a little slow. We
have no trouble in getting people who
are willing to be teachers. The trouble
! is to find anybody who doesn't think he
knows all about how newspaper, ought
to be rum '-Washington Star.
! First Soaked Creditor-'I understand
| the cashier stole so much money from
the firm that the thing had to be placed
in the hands of a receiver" Second
Soaked Creditor-.'Yes, and now l hear
| they've found out that the receiver is
as bad as the thief Baltimore Amer
| lean.
Always remember. Tommy" said his
elderly uncle, patting him on the head,
| that one today is worth two tomor-
rows " 'Gee," exclaimed Tommy. It's
worth million of EN-. Today's show
day, an tomorrow's the beginnin of
school."-Chicago Tribune.
The laundrymen of the country are
preparing to combine. Or in the words
of one of them, to take advantage of the
fruit that is ripe. You know about the
fruit that is ripe? We're all of US it.
Indianap polls News.
she-.But you can't go out in the
rain, John, dear-your rubbers leak"
Hel"Oh, that's all right. I've pumps
inside EN-. Judge.
Affects it SC very interesting?"
Blanche-3'Yes, indeed. Why. 1 didn't
even take time to read the last chapter
to see how it ends!''-Brooklyn Life.
Teller-'I cannot cash this check.
madam, unless L know who you are"
She (haughtiIy)-''I wouldn't accept the
money, anyway, from any one who
doesn't know who am" Life.
your wife is something of a social
ist isn't she?' Il should say So" an
swered Mr.. Meekton, absent-mindedly.
| Our church never thinks of giving a
social unless she runs it.''-Washington
Star.
..she is down on the bills as the Bur-
!esoue Beauty" said the first SOU
brette. We'll" replied the other. that
word Just about describes the style of
her beauty, sure enough. philadelphia
Ledger.
MY boss has promised to raise my
salary on the first of next month. said
Slyman Sorry, old man. interrupted
hewitt, 'but I've had to borrow some
money myself this week. philadelphia
Press.
bob seems to have shaken off his
ihay fever" Yes. His employer couldn t
spare him long enough to go away to
s
for Bob to keep up the sneezlng. =
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
He-..The trouble with you dear, Is
that YOU never will admit it when you
are in the wrong" She-'That's no such
thing I'd admit it in a moment If L
were wrong; but the fact of the matter
IS I never am wrong, and you know it,
Harry Merrilltoni boston Transcript.
The leading literary man of this COM
imunity informs US that he Will not
make enough on his cotton to pay off
the mortgage on MS latest noVel-@AI
lanta Constitution
THAT grabbed cynic Hawkins says
he sDe-t the whole summer alone with
nature I really feel sorry for him. .
4 do not. l feel sorry for nature. =
Chicago Record-Herald
Reulah-.Did you have a good time
at the beach?" Belle-'No; it was
awfuIly stupid" only a few men
there?'' Yes: I was engaged to the
same man the whole summer y onk-
ers Sta tes=Ean-
Dumley-'I wonder what Sharpe
meant today when I told him that
Tinker called me a fool?" Erling-
what was it he said?' Dumley-'He
said Sharpe was SO conventional Now
/ what in time could he have meant by
that 2''-Boston Transcript.
YES said the dentist. "to insure
i painless extraction you'll have to take
gas and that's 50 cents extra" obi
said the farmer, Il guess the old way'n
be best: never mind no gas You re