Bisbee daily review., 1903-11-11
MARC0Nl MESSAGES
 FROM DON LUIS
"MEScAl" E..DS WIRELESS
 MASS OF IMPORTANT NEWS.
Which In Variety Show That the Dis tant City 10 in lt-A Number Of in- eidents of More or Less importance From the Metropolis.

 pected immediately or sooner. Being an electric system, the conductor will stand on the advancing end of the car wisn a paw-paw whistle, with which he win notify the natives to get on t-e track. The regu.ation sign, 'looK GU. for the cars" will be at the stand where it really stands for nothing since a man who knows enough to read the sign, knows enough to looR out for the cars.
 The worst accident of the week oc cured on the corner of Cookie Burr Avenue and Cactus St. yesterday. A peanut roaster exploded upon Sun. flower boulevard, when lne Don ,Juis hre company, with their usual alacri. ty, broke away from their lmburger Iunch down at Mayor Hull's. and were just rounding the corner at the rate of 9 hours mile. when they col li6ed with a hay rack full of ancient females returning from the Old Maids reunion at Barbour Park. The re- suit, while not tragic, was entirely out Of the ordinary. and gallant men, tog- ged out in Levi Strauss uniforms were tangled without the formality of an introduction. with dignified con- generations of spinster prudence and austerity, not to mention warts and wrinkles, spectacies and a dis play of female parphernafia that would irduce the jim-jams on the part of a less sober combination than the Don Luis fire company. The surprised ladies indulged in a variety of shrieks and faintings that would do credit to Bernhardt in Fedora A few volume of Emerson and lbsen were gathered up, and the fire company proceeded on their way to where there was a modest blaze in a wood shed. Just as they went in, the fire went out, and they dragged their weary frames back to Charley's taking a cross cut over Beehler .eights down Laub place to the Ire house.
 We had a football game laet Sat Brday. It was fixed for Saturday So as to deliver our Christian friends from temptation, since the holy Sah- bath should be wholly appropriated to solid contemplation of the prob lem of how are We to be saved" from the grocery collector next week.
 A bunch of original Americans. ln- c1uding Maricopas, Pimas, Yumas Moiaves. Apaches. Navaios. Papagos. Herehegoes and other tribes, vas, on hand, also on foot. as the Bisbee Ter TOTS discovered: q. They are pre-emi- nently built for football. as they don't have to coax their hair to grow and have parted it in the middle through all generations
 A newly made citizen of Don Luis died yesterday morning under very suspicious circumstances. The coro- ner's jury duly sworn and. empaneled 10 inquire into the case of his death without fee. found that he commit ted iustifiable suicide. leaving. as he did, a Christian Science widow. a red headed mother-in-'aw and liabilities 10 the amount of $685..
 Business constitutes a yaritah,e rush in Don Luis. Get into the mid de Of the street and there won't be enough of you left to take a min LOW hook Stand on the sidewalk and the. tongue of the ice wagon hits you in the solar pIexus. a beer keg trips you up from behind. spud truck strikes vou in the left flank and ya- by cab in the right. The best place is Tn the umbrageous branches of a telegraph pole where you hook your chin over live wire and end your misery.
 Don't invest in Don Luis unless you want to come away with gold coin dragging your overalls off.
 MESCAL.