The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-06-14

phere and interfere less with MS teTEltory
In the Old World.
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II the new ruler Of servia were a citi-
zen OF this country and a public officer,
the people would soon come to call him
Cary George Witch! That would be easier
for our lips than Karageorgevitch. The
founder Of this royal family was swine
herder, and is said to have been wise
and Just king. AS for tho loyal rascal
who was assassinated night before last
alexander Obrenovitch), 1t seems that
his excuses were SO hoggish that he dis
g,sted people whose sense of del,cacy
could only be offended by the foulest
means
Observation-Disclosures
In order that we may all understand
the Servian situation, and know Witch IL
witch. 1t is only necessary to remember
that the Obrenovitches have been struck
out and the Karageorgevitches are at the
bat.
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The Servians are evidently fixing to
perforate the '"weskits" of few more
kings and queens, as they have begun to
talk about making republic OF their
little by 4 country.
Observation-Disclosures
Mr.. William c. Whitney is another rich
man who has decided to die poor. He is
buying up and experimenting with
schemes to rid the country OF the mosquito
pest:
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ANY man." says the President, I'm
the uniform OF n United States soldier
is my friend" OF course, It is understood
that General Miles is the exception ne.
cessary to prove the rule.
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Dlnwiddie county Is running Nottoway
a close race for the honor OF having the
largest number Of candidates for the
county offices in sight.
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Anyhow, Mr.. Bryan has not been
naming any old has-becns for the pres.
idency, but he has been announcing sew.
eral never-will-bc'
Buchanan has decided that James
River straight" is good enough drinking
nud for Buchananites; that Is to say
she has gone dry.
1.-THE luscious watermelon will soon be
in our midst" joyously exclaims rural
Georgia editor. We thought Georgia
shipped her melons.
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The real Kentucky colonel has to take
his turn at guard duty in Breathitt coun'
| ty, and hence he may not be so numerous
another year.
Some OF tho northern colleges arc CIV
| ing degrees to good stenographers, One
of them popped LII. D.. onto Secretary
| Cortelyou the other day.
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Another attempt to lynch negro lr
Illinois Friday night failed only because
the negro was fleet Of foot. Twas the
usual crime" this time.
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Roosevelt and Beveridge. What talk
| ing team that would be.
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II the sun shines brightly to-day there
will be few Virginia churches 1ns-whicl
a June. bride will not worship. ANYHOW
! she will be present.
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Somebody ought to manage to give tn
Hon. Billy Mason an opportunity TO de
| cline vice-prcsidential nomination.
/ Observation-Disclosures
Just a threat to shoot In New England
and the rain came down
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The Virginia shower clouds are at las
| lowering over parched UP Boston.
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Any way you take It, the Witches are OF
top In seryia.
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Personal and General.
sidney Lee during his recent ,as ST !, +
| this country, delivered ffty-three !ecture
and and Travelled about three thousand miles
| adv warw,ck the clever English wo
| man has Invented a dinner table Whicl
Is sunk down the middle. ana Il, the i sp = g.
| maldenhair.