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The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Remedy for Poisonous Bites.

Here is a tested remedy for snake
and poisonous insect bites;
Mix the yolk of an egg with enough
table salt to make a thick poultice,
put it on the bite and bandage tight
ly. Watch the solution and when 1t Is
full Of poison it will change color. 1t
must then be renewed untn all the
poison has been drawn out. when the
patient will be perfectly well.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
New Evanaelists at Work.

They have Moody and Sankey
team in London just now-Dr. Torrey
ard Mr.. Alexander, both from Aus.
tralia. They are holding large meet
ings in Exeter hall. Mr.. Alexander,
the vocalist is fine singer, but is
also wonderfully gifted in the way of
getting his audience to join in.
Everybody likes to sing" he says,
but a great many don't know how"
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Valuable to Test Furnaces.

The temperature OF furnace may
be determined by means OF small
carbon filament incandescent lamp
fitted inside a telescope mounted on
a tripod some distance from the fur
mace, and pointed at an aperature.
When no current is passing through
the filament, it appears as black
line against the background of white
hot firebrick. As more current is
sent through, the flament becomes
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Many States Interested.

ITO stop perjury by parents" Il,
ore Of the objects of two bills just
introduced in the New York legisla.
ture. 1t is of some present interest in
this state to note that the two meas.
ures have regard to fake statements
of the ages of their children made by
partents so that they may be put to
work instead of being sent to school"
Charleston IS. c. News and Cou
rier.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Sorry He Passed Up the Student.

Dean Fuertes of the College of Civil
Engineering at Cornell, who died re-
Gently. was frequently gruff. though
he had the kindest of hearts. re-
cent graduate tells of going to the
office of THE Moge," as everey one
caleld him, to see whether he had
been successful in an astronomy ex-
animation. The student was greeted
as follows: Blank. passed you. God
forgive mel"
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
KiraIfy Buys Crystal Palace.

The famed crystal palace of Lon
don has been purchased by Imre Kir-
alfy and will become the center of the
class of amusements made popular by
the Kiralfy brothers. Several others
prominent in the theatrical world are
associated with the purchaser
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
An Indian Preacher.

Rev. DR.. Charles l.. Spinning of
Orange, N. j., once an Indian known
among the race as Chief Blackboard,
is now a preacher in the First Pres
byterian church and is deeply inter
ested in everything concerning the
welfare of the red men.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
The "Aye" Had 1t.

Senator McComas was pressing an
amendment to pending bill when
there were about half a score other
members on the floor. 1t came to n
vote at length and only Mr.. McComas
responded to the call for ayes. No
one voted no" and President Pro
TEN. Frye gravely proclaimed: THE
aye has it
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
POPULAR SCIENCE

brighter until when it attains the
same color as the glowing furnace it
is invisible. BY further increase
of current it becomes visible again.
The value of the current is read on
an instrument and comparison with
a table gives the corresponding fur
mace temperature.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
When keene's Leg Was Pulled.

James r, Keene. the Wall street
bear, is more tender man than we
had supposed. He has had his knee
wrenched by masseur. He is the
first man who has pulled Keene's leg
that did not get most of the damage
in recoil.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Handy Shaving Mirror.

The man who shaves himself often
finds it difficult to place his mirror
where he can get a good light for the
work. and without the light it is not
an easy task to manipulate the razor
to remove the growth of beard from
all parts of the face. Perhaps tho
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
CONGRESSMAN De Armond.

Canada and its annexation to the
United States, is one of the brightest
ami ablest of the Democrats in the
io.se. He halls from Butler. Mo-.
whittier he removed from his native
state Pennsylvania as a lad. He is now
serving his sixth term as representa-
tive of the sixth district.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13

A young woman gives us the follow
ing beautiful little bong mo" con-
corning sweethearts: "Sweethearts
are like electric cars. When you lose
one wait minute. There will be an.
other around the corner"
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Jews Settling in Palestine.

Durin gthe past twenty years Jews
have acquired $3.50 acres of land in
Palestine. On this land have been
established twenty-one villages and
thirteen plantations.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Plan to Entertain Loubet.

The French residents of Trempea,
ieau, Wis, are planning to entertain
President Loubet of France if he
comes to the United States next year.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Agriculture Is kinu.

Products of agriculture from about
two-thirds of our entire export trade.
Last year the exports from the farm
amounted to sS60,00O, 1000.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13

same as on n curtain, and the spring
in the roller is made to hold the
cover tightly against the edges of the
tub while the bath is being taken. to
prevent the escape of the vapor. H.
G. Batchelder of Allston, Mass, is
the inventor.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Charles the First's Death Warrant.

Howard Rayner, an attorney of Bal
tmore, has what is said to be the
original warrant for the execution of
Charles |.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Ruminants Defined.

What is Eliminating animal?"
asked the examination paper Tommy
knew. In a fine, bold. convincing round
hand. wrote he: An animal what
chews it's cubs.''-London Globe.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Hungary Leads in Enterprise.

Hungary, the first country to adopt
cycles for postal service, has also
been the first to take up mortors for
the same purpose.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
DE ARMoND LONG IN CONGRESS.
Advocate of Our Purchase Of Canada
Serving Sixth Term.

Congressman David II. De Armond,
who introduced the resolution prac-
tically recommending the purchase OF
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13
Hear. He3r!

Woman's rights advocates say there
is no reason why woman should not
support a husband If she thinks he is
worthy Louder, please, louder.-New
York Telegram.
The Springfield herald., 1903-03-13

The dark line in the above map
shows the boundary claimed by the
United States. The line proposed by
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
ono Answer for An.

Lancaster, N. Y, March 3O.-Post-
master Remers Is still in receipt Of
many letters asking If his cure has held
good.
1t will be remembered that some
time ago the particulars Of MI. Rem
ers' case We're published In these col
umns. He had been very low with
Diabetes. Physicians could do nothing
TO save him and he grew worse and
worse till someone recommended
Dodd's Kidney Pills. A treatment Of
this remedy was begun and when eight
boxes had been taken Mr.. Renlers be-
gan to see an improvement which con-
tinued as the treatment proceeded till
he was completely restored.
He has since enjoyed perfect health
and is as robust and able a man as any
In Lancaster. Interviewed the other
day, he said:
Many people wrote to me when the
story of my case was first printed and
some write to me yet, asking IL the
cure was only temporary and if the
diabetes has returned. I have only n
answer to everybody. Three years ago
1 was very low with Diabetes. The
best physicians failed to help me and
Dodd's Kidney Pills cured me. l am
we'll and strong and have not had the
slightest return of the old trouble"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
Thorouqhness,

From Letters from O Self-Made Mer-
chant to His Son." by George Horace
Lorimer: You've got to believe that the
Lord made tho first hog with the Graham
brand burned In the skin, and that the
drove which rushed down a steep place
was packed by a competitor. You've got
to know your goods from A to lizard.
from snout to tail, on the hoof and in
the an. You've got to know 'em like a
young mother knows baby talk, and to
be as proud Of 'em as the young father
Of a twelve-pound boy. without really
thinking hat you're stretching It four
pounds. You've got to believe in yourself
and make your buyers take stock In Won
at par and accrued interest. You've pot
to have the scent OF a bloodhound for an
order, and the grip OF a bulldog on a GUS
toner. You've got to feel the same uer-
sonal solicitude over a bill of goods that
strays off to a competitor as a parson
over a backslider, and hold special serv-
Ices to bring 1t back Into the fold. You,ve
got to get up evsry morning with deter
mination II you're going to 60 to bed with
satisfaction. You've got to eat hog. think
hog. dream hog-in short, go the whole
hog II you're going to win out In tho
pork packing business.
Ihat's q pretty liberal receipt. T know
but It's intended for a fellow who want.
TO make a good sized pie. And the onlv
thinss you ever find In pastry NAT vo,
'ont put In yourself is flies.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
Refinement of Torture.

Judge: Mephisto took evident pleas
ure In welcoming the wrath Of the
lady.
1T is not often" he smiled. that we
must entertain one of your sex In our
domain
The lady bowed her thanks. but
shifted somewhat at the sulphur per-
fume.
TT shall be abated," asserted Me-
phisto.
The lady furthermore objected to the
heat, saying that her hair almost lost
It's curl. The fires were banked. Soon
she asked to be shown to her apartment.
She could scarcely express her delight
at the gem of a room which was hers.
Damask h%angings, satin drapsries, Jew
eled biJouterie, ornate furniture-all
an air Of extreme elegance to the
place.
Being assured that all was perfectly
satisfactory, Mephisto bowed himself
out, but fingered in the hallway with a.
mysterious grin darkening his features.
Soon she opened the door and said:
Il find plenty Of mirrors here. but no
combs, brushes, or hairpins.',
True" answered Mephisto. "There
is none in the place."
Soon Dante was gathering material
for another chapter, for a wildly dis
tracted and ~disteveled female was to
be seen tearing her hair and beating her
bosom-and holding a switch In her
hand.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
KEY TO MEDITERRANEAN.
English Do Not Believe Gibraltar Could
Keep Fleet Out Of the Sea.

English Do Not Believe Gibraltar Could
Keep Fleet Out of the Sea.
Certain French papershave lately been
de7oting much space in the effort ia
prove that Gibraltar Is no longer the
key to the Mediterranean and that,
modern steam-driven ships have de-
stroyed Its usefulness to England as a
fortress. On this account they are
warning Europe to watch closely the
designs Of perfide Albion on the oppo-
site Moroccan coast. In reply to THU.
English papers are pointing out that
Gibraltar has never been the key ia
the Mediterranean save in the sense OF
a point d'appui for the British navy and
particularly the Mediterranean fleet
While 1t Is true that modern guns might
carry across the strait the chances OF
hitting a warship in motion are all but
nothing. It Is no longer regarded as
anything more than a supply station TO,
the navy, but as such 1t Is as important
as ever. England could not hope to
command the strait, even If she had
fortresses on the other side, without the
help of the navy. There are thirteen
miles of water at the narrowest point
and no land guns could prevent a fleet
from passing through.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
MONEY TO COOKS.
S7,5oO.OO Donated, to BE Divided
Among Family Cooks.

S7,5oO.OO Donated, to BE Divided
Among Family Cooks.
The sum of $4,000 will be distrib-
uted between now and midsummer among
family cooks, in 1876 prizes ranging from
$4,000 to $500.
This is done to stimulate better cook,
ing in the family kitchen. The contest
is open to paid cooks drop the name
hired girl" call them cooks if they do
serve it) or to the mistress of the house
hold if she does the cooking. The rules
for contest are plain and simple. Each
of the 735 winners Of money prizes will
also receive an engraved certificate Of
merit orediplolna as a cook. The diplo-
mas bear the big gilt seal and signature
OF the most famous food company in the
world, The Postum Cereal Co, Ltd, Of
Battle Creek, Mich, the well-known
makers of Postum Coffee and Grape
Nuts. Write them and address Cookery
Dept. No. 4S7, for full particulars.
This remarkable contest among cooks
to win the money prizes and diplomas
Will give thousands Of families better
and more delicious meals as well as
cleaner kitchens and a general improve
ment in the culinary department., for the
cooks must show marked skill and better
meAt in service to win. Great sums o.
money devoted to such enterprises al
ways result in putting humanity further
fiong On the road to civilization. health,
comfort and happiness.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
TRUTH AT FUNERALS.

Christian Pastor at Macon, Mo-, Win
Not Give Conventional Eulogies.
The fulsome obituary notice is one OF
the conventional hyprocisies Of the day"
said the Rev. A r. Adams. the new pas
tor of the First Christian church Of Ma
con. Mo.
How about the flowery funeral ser
mons?" he was asked.
Just as bad" replied the young preach
er. You watch me while I'm here, and
see II I'm not consistent. In case my serv-
ices are requested for such occasions"
Perhaps the relatives and friends of
the dead man will ask you to simply
dwell on the good points and cave the
bad out"
Then I viii tell them to get some other
minister" said Mr.. Adams. II look upon
these things as sacred. / believe 1 would
be recreant to the trust the Master has
reposed in me should I undertake to polish
dross from the funeral altar. I am sick
and tired of the old phrase-'He never be-
longed to any church, but he was a kindly
disposed man and generous to his family
It's beating the devn around the stump.
and fools nc one. The same thing is said
of the man who dies in the midst of a bad
case of delirium tremens, and everyone
knows 1t. It's wrong. It's an injustice to.
the man who was really good to deliver
the same Kind of eulogies over the man
who was hopelessly bad. y
VIVA good does it do to lie over the
body of sosne old slime who never did
an unselash act In his life till he died?
knows the truth; the people know It.
I may have some sins TO answer for in my
career, but thank God! that Of lying at a
funeral will not be one of them
AS in most other places, Macon has a
few characters who might stand for the
who begged a drop of water from
Lazarus, and when their time comes MIR.
Adams literal bi%ography--if he happens
to be called upon to %officiate at the funeral
probably will result in a story worth the
sling.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03

charge tell of kidneys out of order.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure all kidney
ills from common backache to danger
Gus diabetes.
A. r. Ritenour, owner OF the wood
yard at 125 East Cork street, Winches>
ter, Va, says: Ever since l had la
grippe 1 have been a sufferer from kid
ney troubles, which made themselves
apparent in racking pains through the
region Of the kidneys and across the
small Of my back. The pains We're al
ways severe, and sometimes so sharp
and biting that they. compelled me t.
take to my bed. The kidney secretions
furnished further evidence Of disorder.
They We're off color, irregular and pain
full Of passage. Added to this there
was an annoying weakness. The news
paper advertisements of Doan's Kidney
Pills attracted my attention, and | pro-
cured a box of that remedy at Franck
Baker & Sons drug store. The relief
l experienced was magical. The pills
lifted me from my bed Of sickness,
placed me OF my feet, and made me a
well man. I can work as well as ever.
Doan's Kidney Pills, I believe, saved
my life. They are a great remedy to
stop kidney troubles resulting frolns
colds" !
A FREE TRIAL Of this great kid
ney medicine which cured MI. Rite
nour will be mailed to any part of the
United States on application. Address
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For
sale by all druggists, price so cents per
box.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
Mistook His Calling.

Chicago Tribune: There was an abb
sen minded professor who started out.
as q book agent.
J I'd like to show you a new dictioR-|
airy Of the English language" he sai1V
to the first man upon whom he called,
'But II don't speak the English Ian
Euage." impatiently responded the man,
who happened to be a busy lawyer.
II beg your pardon" hastily apollo
gi2ed the absent minded professor,
backing out.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
Walking Stunt Of Learned Judges.
AI1aaA.- Iaa~Ala@

Washington Post: Justice Holmes o.
the United States supreme court has
been broken into the regular after
noon walk of the older members Of the
court down Pennsylvania avenue from
the capitol to Fourteenth street, which
is approximately q mtleA
All the justices walk down on pleas
ant days, and they are rather inclined
to insist that newcomers shall ioin
them. Justice Holmes likes to walk
and 1t was easy to get him. Justice
Day does not like to walk. He will be
taken in hand by Justice Brown and
Justice Harlan, ard told how necessar1
this traditional Constitutional is. He
will capitulate and in less than q week
will come sauntering down with tbs
rest Of the learned judges.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03

NAO000 0AVAA VAoV
had terrible pains along my
Ranalcordlfor two years and suffered
NeAdfully. 1swas given different
1Ad3ctnes, wore plasterl; mona Of
Ehes1athinRs helped me. Reading Of
&sedres that Lydia E.P inkham's
Vegetable Compound has brought
about, I somehow felt that II, was
what needed and bought . bottle to
talas3How glad ] Amsthat I did 90;
two bottles brought me immense re-
Mod, and after using three bottles more
u 1elt new life and blood surging
through my veins. u seemed 90
though there had been Q regular house
cleaning through my system, that all
The sickness and poison had been taken
ont and now life given me instead. !
have advised dozens Of myfriends to use
Lydia E.. Pinkham's Vegetable
compound. Good health Is indis-
penAb1e to complete happiness, and
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
compound has secured this to me"
-MM LAURA T.. BRzAER, Crown
Point, Indiana, Secretary Ladies Relief
:.,,d ( 1 s,,,,ss, & I. e ,1s;. q a'e'' ms,
Eyerysick woman who dsesnot
sunder1tnnd her aiInneRt should
write Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn,
Mass. Her advice Il FREQ ard
satWays helpful.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03

Tests in tenement houses. show that In
five minutes after sweeping $500 germs
settled on a sauce three inches across.
II. the same length OF time before
sweeping seventy-fve germs settled on,
the saucer.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
Many school. Children Are sickly.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children, used by Mother Gray, Il nurse
in Children's Home, New York, Break up
Feverishness, Headache, Stomach Trou-
bles, Teething Disorders, move and reg
ulate the bowels and Destroy Worms.
Sold by all druggists or by mail, 25c.
Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen $.
Olmsted. LIE Roy. n. Z.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
Famine Relief Fund.

Stockholm. March 1.-THE famine relief
committee has received total subscr1p-
lions amounting to about s25S,Oo0 of which
sum $500 was sent from America.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03

Kidney Colds"
Nothing will
"lay you up"
"play you out"
put you to bed"
quicker than Il
kid n e. d.
Thousands g e i
the first effect OF
colds in the kid
neys; %backache,
rheumatic pains,
nary disorders,
tention Of the ur
%infrequent and
freuuent urinary
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03

A ~benefcence to the unfortunate IN
German cities is the municipal pawn
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03

WANTED-To exchange a half in-t
terest in buried treasure, worth
$1,000, 900. for transportation for II Z
to an unknown island in the Pacific,
and facilities for carrying away h
loot. :
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-04-03
Ares ander crop IN Western Canada, 1903
l,S17,ssO acres.
Yield. 1sos-1l7. sss. ss4 b..

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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-16
CONGRESS- INVOLVED
REPRESENTATIVE DRIGGS AC
 GIFTED A LARGE FEE.
Urged the Claims of an Automatic Change Maker, a Conspicuous Promoter of Which Was
 Abner Mckinley.

Washington, June 15.-(SpeciaL) )-Even the personnel of Congress Is going to be mixed up in the turning of light on the grand graft game of the Postoffice De- partment. Former Representative Driggs. who came here several years ago from Brooklyn district, has written letter in which he acknowledges receiving a large fee as attorney while in Congress of an authentic change making machine.
 A conspicuous promoter of this device was Abner Mckinley, the brother of the late President. Abner. it will be remem- bered, was in evidence during the war with Spain, with several large and juicy gratis.
 It is freely gossiped that other Cen gressmen will be involved in he great postal affairs shake-up. against which the Fifty eighth Congress will fidd itself. It is asserted now that 1t was knowledge of collision with other men prominent in public life which stiffened Machen s nerve to the last ditch of assurance.
 President Roosevelt, 1t Is understood, insists that the rottenness shall he ex- posed and cut out wherever 1t exsits. and there is no disgusting now that a big scare permeates the whole range of De- partment life in Washington. It Is said that by the time the thing Is half over with, the knife In full swing. 1t will take d good sized blue-book to hold the names of the decapitsted crowd.
 Meantime, people of Washington are daily congratulating the man who bravely told the truth about the nauseous busi- ness and stuck to 1t n spite of menace and ridicule The man Is W. s. Tulloch, former cashier of the Washington post office. which the civil service has shown, as Tulloch said, was a dumping ground. Tulloch. too, is the man Postmaster Gen eral Payne poophooed as handing out hot air" R. H. Watkins.