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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-10

$40 acre stock farm all in
blue grass and meadow. plenty
of water, good fences, 5 room
house, 2 barns, 2 miles Of r r.
town. Will sell part or all.
Address Box 81, Paris, Mo.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-10
Monroe City Mo

n Dec. 3, 1903
Dear Santa Clause
l am a little boy eight
wears old, and live a long ways
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-10

Monroe City Mo,
Dec. 4 1908,
Dear Santa clause.
l am little Boy five
years old l want a Rocky horse
horn, [ have a little brother
Russell, Please bring him a rub
Der ring tn cut teeth on.
from
Alvin Cones,
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
Shipping Intelligence.
ARRIVED.

Tuesday. September s.
stmr Corona, johnson. 10 hours from Eu-
reka.
stmr National City. johnson, Is hours from
Cleone.
Stmr Samoa, Madsen, Is hours from Caspar;
bound TO San Pedro: put in to land passen-
gers.
stmr G Lindauer. Allen. so hours from
Portland
stmr Centralia. Erickson. 60 hours from
Grays Harbor; bound to San Pedro; put in
10 land passengers
stmr Greenwood. johnson. 1e hours from
Albion.
stmr Mackinaw. storrs. SO hours from Ia
coma.
stmr Bonita. AIberts. 70 hours from New
Nor stmr Hero. syvertsen. days from
Br ship Scottish Lochs. Parkhin, 20 days
from Newcastle. Aus.
Bark Andrew Welch. Drew, 26 days from
Honolulu
Bark Euterpe. Swanson. 20 days from Nush-
agak-
FIR bark Chas Gounod Oyer, 123 days from
Sourabaya, arrived on this port and proceeds
70 Portland, Or. Sept 8.
Tug Sea Rover, Thompson, Al hours from
Siuslaw
schr Mary c. Campbell 10 hours from Bo-
deRa-
schr H Wright. Nelson. 25 days from
Nahukona-
schr John A. Olsen. days from Eureka.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
The Alameda,s Cargo.

The steamer Alameda sailed on Saturday
for Honolulu with an ASSERTED merchandise
FARGO. valued at Sis. .G79 and included the
following: 2o7 bbls -four, 1749 pkgs fresh
ir~its, lo2 pkgs fresh vegetables. T27 pkes
potatoes, 323 pkgs onions, 1878 lbs fresh
meat 1888 lbs dressed poultry, 31s5 lbs %
pkgs fresh fish. p pkgs oysters. 3s s27 lbs
sugar. 1898 lbs beans. 9S49 lbs ham and ba-
con. 1886 lbs salt. 5O37 lbs cheese, 2O5 cs
eggs, 94S5 lbs y cs butter 6555 lbs % cs
bread. p ctls corn. p cts wheat 500 ctls
barley, 505S lbs 100 SKIS bran, 1896 pkgs gro
ceries and provisions, 33I cs canned goods Sc
pkgs II cs salmon. $3.50 lbs 25 cs lard II
pkgs paste. 2S75 lbs dried fruit. 81 pkgs raj
sins 1850 lbs 10 pkgs candy 2OI9 lbs glucose
80 gals 20 cs wine. 1890 lbs Goldfish 262
gals l2S cs whisky. ~ cs liquors, cs brandy
30 cs mineral water. 20 cs champagne 54s lbs
tea, S6l lbs chocolate. q bbls beer $40 lbs
hops 3I3 lbs nuts. 1913 pkgs dry goods. Il cs
boots and shoes u cs hats and CAPS SiSo lbs
y cs tobacco. 80 pkgs WIRE 1872 pcs 80 bids
pipe, 1000 lbs tin plate, 13 pkgs and car
loads machinery, % cs u bbls oil. 46 coils
rope. y pkgs leather. 13G Dcs 25 5dls steel
lil pcs 62 pkgs steel. II pkgs electrical sun
plies, II cs arms and ammunition 81 pkgs
vehicle, 80 cs ! Dbl turpentine "a pkgs nails
10 pkgs agricultural implements pkgs mill
work, S9O4 lbs soda ash. 400 pkgs paper Is
bales paper bags. 1T5 pkgs drugs and sundrfes
10 cs rubber goods. 145 Soap. AZ cs paints
4 bales bags. bales twine. ? bbls alcohol
cyls gas, 10 bhls tar, 20 bbls pitch
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
MARRIOTT ASKS
HEAVY. DAMAGES
Judge Sloss Hears Suit
Against Editors
Assailants.
Truxtun Beale and Thomas
Williams Are Sued for
Sum Of 100000

The hearing of the civil suit instituted
by Frederick Marriott in the sunerior
Court for the recovery of 100000 damages
from Thomas H. Williams and Trux-
lun beale for the assault committed bv
them upon him at his home on the night
OF September 3. 1902 commenced before
Judge Sloss yesterday morning. From
the preliminary sparring of the attorneys
on 10th sides it is evident that the spit
VIII be long and bitterly contested
IN the criminal trial of Beale and VIII
hams which was conducted before Judge
Cook in December and resulted In tbei-
acquittal on January 6, the story of their
attack upon Marriott, editor and proprie-
tor OF the San Francisco News Letter
was fully exploited AS the result of IN
alleged defama tory article against his af-
hanced wife which appeared in the publi-
cation OF the News Letter of August 80
Beale betook himsel- to the house OF the
eoltor on the night of September 8. ac-
companied by Williams, there to demand
a retractfon. The testimony devolved the
1act that In scuff1e which ensued as the
result OF the meeting Williams fired three
snots at Marriott In alleged self-defense
TWO OF which produced serious wounds.
In the complaint which Marriott makes
Tor the recovery of damages he alleges
that the wounds caused by the shots from
Williams revolver besides causing him
great physical agony forced him to re-
main under a physicians care for more
than SIX weeks. entailed great expense
and left him permanently injured Mar
rlott was represented in court yesterday
by Attorneys Albert Johnson. Hiram
Johnson and Bruce Cornwall. Attorneys
Peter F. Dunno and Harry T. CresweH
nave been retained for the defendants
After devoting several hours to the i'm
paneling of jury. in which process the
attorneys exerted all possible care in the
selection, there were chosen to decide
upon the merits of the case George r.
Armstrong. William Rayhil, William d.
Ball, Charles w. Chapman, John Ton
nington. Charles Oberdeener, John r. Nc
Guffick. w. j. Evans John Stokes, H A
1ngerson, James G. Boobar and Samuel
Isaacs.
Upon the request of Attorney Dunno
for the defense that he be permitted to
introduce an amendment to the answer OF
the defense and the introduction of a
demurrer to the reception of the amend
ment by the attorneys for the plaintiff
the remainder of the days session was
devoted to the argument of Attorney
Hiram Johnson in support of the demur-
rer..
The case will be resumed at 10 o'clock
tomorrow morning. when Attorney Dunno
will deliver his argument urging the sup
port of the amendment. which seeks to
broaden the ground of the defendant to
admit of testimony in support of Ipitiga-
ton.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
TO SAN RAFAEL,
SAN QUENTIN,
MILL VALLEY,
.CAZADER0, ETC.
NORTH
SHORE
via Sausalito Ferry

WEEK DAYS-CHolidays excepted)-s:4 AS.
i"T AS. S:45. 9:43, IL m, II 20. LAS. S:15.
4:15 1918, %6:15. GAS. 8, IL :45 D. m
7:45 a. m train week days does not run to
is; SUNDAYS AND LEGAL HOLIDAYS
IS i"0 f'l0. IL. I'll 80 a. m. f12:3O til 800
2:s5. $3.50 3. 6. 7:30. O. IL AS D. m.
Trains marked (") run to San Quentin
Those marked ID to Fairfax except Bis % m
Saturdays. on Saturdays the 3:15 p m train
runs Fairfax.
FROM SAN RAFAEL TO SAN FRANCISCO
Week days-5;25 1925. T:4O Sis. ~ ~,
1905 a. m. 1880. 2:2O, t3:45. 1850. $50 6:4S,
sUNDAYs-s:15. 7:35. 1910. s:4o t1o:5s.
Ill AS a. m. 1880. 2:30, t3:25. 4:4O. IS so.
6:55. 80. 1920 D. m
FROM MILL VALLEY TO SAN FRAN
CISCO-week days-5:45, GAO 7.45 S,55
9:45. 11:1O a. m, 12:4O. PAS, AIS, $40 los
sUNDAYs-e:35. 1855. 10. 1f:1o a m. 1a.os
:O5, 2:40 3:f5. 4:55. 6:O5 7:1O. 1910 n. n,
THROUGH TRAINS
T:45 a M. week days-Cazadero and vvav
stations.
5:I5 p. m. week days Saturdays e1cepted)-
Tomaes and way stations.
3:l5 p. M, Saturdays-Cazadero and wav
stations.
Sundays and Legal Holidays-s a. m. caza-
dero and way stations.
Sundays and Legal Holidays-1O a. m Point
Reyes and stations
TICKET OFFICE-636 Market ST
FERRY-Foot Of Msrket st.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
LICENSES OF SEAMEN
SUSPENDED FOR CAUSE
Captain Scott and Mate Canty Both
Blamed for a Weird Canni-
balistic Contest

Captain A. H. Scott of the Gerard c.
Tobey and Mate William p. Canty of the
same vessel received sentence yesterday
at the hands of Supervising Inspector
Captain John Birmingham for having en-
gagged in a mutual Delaying pin, monkey
wrench man-eating contest on the high
seas on August a. Their licenses were
suspended for forty days. The complaint
was made by Canty, but the evidence
showed that Canty had been as much to
blame as the captain and had been dis
armed of a hammer and an iron Delaying
pin before the captain bit a piece of flesh
out of his chest. In fact Canty showed
too great a willingness to fight with his
superior officer, and started the mix up
by calling the captain a lime juicer." "
which blood purifying epithet seems to
call for the spilling of blood whenever
applied to a sailor.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
The Northwestern Personally Con-
Quoted Excursions.

The tourist sleeping-car service from San
Francisco 10 Chicago. via the Chicago. Union
Pacific and Northwestern lines. offers many
advantages 10 those who desire 10 make the
journey IN 8 comfortable manner and al small
expense. The cars neatly upholstered and
similar IN general construction 10 first-class
sleeping cars. and the cost Of a completely
Is only Sc They leave san Francisco at s
a. m Wednesdays and Fridays by Union Pa
cifc and Chicago and Northwestern railways,
a. p m Thursdays and Saturdays by Rio
Grande route. For further particulars apply
10 your nearest ticket agent. or r r. Ritchie.
General Agent Pacific Coast. Chicago and
Northwestern Railway. 6I7 Market street, San
Francisco, Cal
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
Libel for Freight MONEY.

In the United States District Court
yesterday the Dene Steamship Company,
limited, filed a libel against Mitsui Bus
san Kaisha of Toxic and T. Mikimoto of
San Francisco to recover s1043 alleged
balance due for freight on a cargo of
coal shipped from Karatsu, Japan, to San
Francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
Uncle Sam Wants Steam Engineer

The United States Civil Service Com
mission announces an examination on
October to fill vacancy in the position
of steam engineer at a salary of $500 per
annum. Persons who desire to compete
should apply to the United States Civil
Service Commission, Washington, d. c.,
for application form 1852. which should be
properly executed and filed with the COM
mission at Washington.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
Petitions in InsolvencY.

Petitions in insolvency were filed yes
terday in the United States District Court
as follows: w. ]. Corbett. railroad engi-
neer, San Francisco. liabilities $3SS, no as
sets; John Landers Stevens, an actor San
Francisco, liabilities $2211, no assets Ar
thur de w. Brown, merchant, Santa
Rosa, liabilities, s6327, assets $552S.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
Sailor in Serious Trouble.

John Murray, a sailor living at "a Clay
street, who was arrested on Sunday night
In a saloon at 243 East street on a charge
of assault with a deadly weapon for at
tempting to shoot James Green, the bar
tender. was arraigned before Police Judge
Mogan yesterday and the case continued
till September 10. Murray was also book
ed on a charge of burglary committed in
the same building on the same night.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
Salmon Vessels Arrive.

The vanguard OF the salmon fleet came in
with a rush. which eased up yesterday TO a
considerable extent. The shin Big BONANZA
which arrived late Monday evening with 30 600
cases OF salmon, came down from NHshagak in
lS32 days. The only subsequent arrival was
the schooner Charles Hanson which came in
Yesterday, p days from Bristol Bay. with 194S
barrels OF ealrnon-
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
Is Outside Awaiting Orders.

The French bark Charles Gounod. I21 days
from java, arrived OF the port yesterday just
about half hour after she had been placed
on the reinsurance list at 10 per cent. She an
chored about three miles out and will remain
outside until she receives orders either to come
in or proceed to some other port.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09

NOTE-In the above exposition of the tides
the early morning tides are given in the left
hand column and the successive tides OF the
day In the order of occurrence TO time the
fourth time column gives the last tide of the
day. except when there but three tides as
sometimes occurs. The heights given are in
addition TO the soundings of the United States
Coast Survey charts. except when the number
given is subtracted from the depth given by
the charts. The plane Of reference is the mean
OF the lower low waters
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
Crude Oil for Hawaii

The ship Marion Chilcott cleared yes
terday for Honolulu with 6T2. 600 gallons crude
oil IN bulk. valued at So, 400.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09

lease of life and yesterday a con-
siderable sum was invested on the yes
sels chance Of arrival. Local spectators
have more than s2OO, 900 placed on this
vessel. 1t has been placed Ito arrive"
and the greater part of it at from so to
80 per cent. She is now out 1S7 days from
Scurabaya for Delaware Breakwater, but
IN spite Of the length of passage faith in
her safety is strong and seems strongest
where the ship is best known. Honolulu
mas taken a big interest in the Brewer
and spectators of the island port have
invested several thousand dollars on her
The rate Of reinsurance on the Aris-
tides was advanced yesterday to so per
cent She is now out los days from Co
leta Bucna for this port. The rate Oh
the Sirius was advanced to 80 per cent.
The British bark Andora, at Is per
cent is the latest addition TO the overdue
list She is out 40 days from Baltimore
for Iquique.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
Sun, Moon and Tide.

United States Coast and Geodetic Survey
Time and Heights OF High Low
Waters at Fort Point. entrance to San
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09

CHICAGO Sept Solver w. Stewart
chairman Of the National Prohibition Commit
tee. issued tcall to-day for that committee
TO meet in Chicago on December 16 to fix the
tune ana place of the next National Prohibi-
ton Convention
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
NEWS OF THE OCEAN.
Matters Of Interest TO Mariners and
Shipping, Merchants.

The British steamer Heathdene is chartered
for wheat and -four from Puget Sound to ia
pan October loading).
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
Time Ball.

Branch photographic office, u s. N. Mer-
chants Exchange, San Francisco. Cal,
September :.
The time ball the Ferry building was
dropped exactly at noon to-day /. e. at noon
of the l2Cth meridian. at p. M. Greenwich
time J. c. BURNETT
Lieutenant T. S. N. in charge.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09

A for Morning p for Afternoon
Saturday and Sunday only tSundaY only.
Stops all stations on Sunday.
tSunday excepted Saturday only.
eNln Coast Line W Via San Joaquin Valley.
bReno train eastbOund discontinued.
eE- Only trains stopping at Valencia St. sOuthbound
are 10 OOA. 200 AN. 2:S0PA. and $50 ?. =
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09

. OR some reason that NJ. A. New
ell is unable to explain interest
in the overdue American ship
Helen Brewer has taken a new
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09
SPECUI ATORS STILL HOLD
NINETY PER CENTER SAFE

or Some Reason as Yet Unknown Interest Revves in
the Long Overdue American Ship Helen Brewer and
More Money Is Invested on Her Chance of Arrival
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-09

WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 9.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-05-13

country with South Italians: with
the people who are drag on Italy
herself Northerr and Central
Italy is ambitious and enlightened.
progressive intellectually and in
dustrially; and the greatest obsta-
Gle which the kingdom finds to tax
ing a higher place i'm civilization Is
the south end of the peninsula.
which seems To he hopeleSSly law
less, SuperStitiOuS, dishonest. and
lazy. This abSceSS is what we are
kindly undertaking 10 aSSimilate.
All over Italy lectures are now
given. explaining TO the people the
advantages and methods of emigra-
ton; very wise move for Italy.
but one not so charming fer Us.
The Italians in our cities. most of
whom come from Naples ana Sicily.
are the most dangerous large class
of citizens. The Italian immi-
grants are now third of the whole.
Many of them are brought over for
definite work. in spite of the law
against importation under contract
to labor. AuStria-IIunearN. which
comes second I'm volume. i think
inc of trying 90 keep its citizens 1T
home. Russia and Finland are
third. with three times as many n
come from any more desirable ma
ton. We were glad To have our
country filled mp 10y Irish and Ger .
mans. but we have ruthlcssly eN-
cludcd the Chinese. and we regret I
the inevitable presence of the ne
groeS. How long shall we submit 4
to an influx that viii probably APP /
prach a million this year and sur
pass it next. when most OF that
million Is OF a quality which pro-
misses Us no help and threatens deg /
radiation. ~ the laws now stand I
il Is difficult to send back one inn
migrant out of two thousand; and. /
besides. deportation is a cruel .
method, to be used only in eNtrcm- /
ty. What we need i new leeis-
ation. and Congress will do we'll
10 give the danger serious attcn-
ton. Golfers Weekly.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-05-13
ROuCunurT.

In the south OF Europe the rosemary
has long had magic properties ascribcd
TO 1t. The Spanish ladies used to wear
II as an antidote against the evil eve.
and the Portuguese called II the eihn
plant and dedicated IL 10 the fairies.
The idea OF the antidote may have
been due TO confusion Of the name
with that OF the Virgin: but. rs mat
ter Of fact. the roSmarinus is frequent
ly mentioned 10y old Latin writer's. in
Guiding Horace and Ovid. The name
came from the fondncss OF the plant
for the seashore. where il often gets
sprinkled with the "ros." or dew OF the
sea-that is 90 say. sea spray. Another
cause OF confusion perhaps was that
the leaves OF the plant somewhat re-
semble those Of the juniper. which I'm
MEDIEVAL times was held sacred 20 the
Virgin Mary.-All the Year Round
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-05-13
THE BRIDGE WORK.

MeSsrS. John +. Sewers. VI. II.
Reardon. John y. Carpenter, !. :.
Ware and b. +. Foley were APP
pointed 10y the County Court a
Commissioners to assess the dam
ages and condemn the land ncccS-
sary for Bridge sites. These gen
tlemen represent intelligent and
modern improvement. and we have
no doubt that they will do their
work to the entire satisfaction of
the people and the property
owners.
In connection with the sclec-
ton of Bridge sites, the Board of
Supervisors has rendered an opin-
ion that it will not Ice necessary to
purchase the present ferries if
their landings or ferry ways are
not INSTRUCTED.
With that opinion we agree. As
precedentS along that line are ON
record. and the justice of the case
seems very clear. There seems to
be no reason why the County
should purchase the ferry rights
and also the land necessary for the
Bridges.
Railways and roads of every
description are constructed paral-
lei to other railways and roads.
and, so far as we know. there has
never been a suit in which damages
were awarded for parallelling
another road.
The United States is a network
of large trunk railways parallel to
other systems of the same charac-
ter, and no one questions the lc-
gality of this form of competition.
The most noticeable case of this
kind is that of the PENNSYLVANIA
Railroad and the Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad, between Washing
ton and Philadelphia. These two
roads parallel each other the entire
distance, and the result has been
the most perfect train service in
the world.
Competition is the life of
trade"
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-05-13
TOO Great q Risk.

In almost every ncighborhooG
someone has died from an attack
Gi cnlic or cholera morbus, often
before nasa;cipe couId be procured
or q physician summoaei \ re-
liable remedy for these diseases
should Jc kept at hand. The risk
is i-ao epga: for anyone to take.
CLaaFbcrlain's Criie. Cholera and
Diarrhoca Remedy has pnjaubt-
ed'y saved the lives If more peo-
pie an,i sei;eved more pain ana
suffering THAN eay ..tiAs medicine
in use. 10 can always be depcndad
upon. For sale by J. c. Avis.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-05-13
WHY ARE POLICEMEN UNPOPULAR?

We have often marveled at the
almost universal unpopularity of
officers of every class, and can
only account for it by the tendency
of the human race toward social
ism.
Last week we had a case in Court
here which brought forth a few
points along the line of police I'M
popularity.
An officer of the law arrested a
man for interfering with him in
the discharge of his duty. The
man was fined by the Mayor, took
an appeal, and demanded a jury
trial. AT this trial the man put
forward the claim that he was an
officer of the law himself and was
not interfering with an officer. but,
instead, was trying to quell the
disturbance.
The testimony of Court officials,
and examination of the records,
failed to substantiate this claim.
The jury cleared the man.
1t does seem TO us, after an
officer has accepted his position
and protected the interests of the
town, county and State at great
personal sacrifice to himself, that
he should be protected by every
court and jury.
But here it does not seem TO hold
good.
Recently we observed case of
the same character interference
in Washington. Four of the
men who tried to show the officer
ms duty were promptly arrested.
along with the original prisoner.
And further than that, the first
prisoner was fined so for fast
driving, while the four iDtcrfcrers
We're assessed $40 each.
And they deserved it.
We have no excuse for the per
son who interferes with an officer
of the law, and we fail 80 see by
what peculiar process Of reason
ing the jury in the recent case ar
rived at its decision.
DO you!
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-05-13
Reflections of a Bachelor.

Ready-made love is seldom ever
4 good fit.
The summer girl gets a little
younger every year.
The shirt waist covers multi
tude of shapelesness.
Marrying for money is Il very
hazardous Investment.
The consuming passion of hui
manity Is self-indulgence.
When we say we believe in the
good, old-fashioned he'll, we mean
for other people.
You could never make a woman
believe that hat which costs S45
was not becoming to her.
When a man pays back per-
sOnal loan it is sign he is planning
to borrow more from you.
It's curious how woman 5 open
work stockings attracts your atten-
ton if she isn't your wife.
\ woman considers that she has
no clothes at all if some other
woman has more than she has.
No mans income is ever big
enough to satisfy his relatives and
friends who want to spend it for
him.
\ man should be very careful
not TO forget to tell his wife that
he loves her if he suspects he
doesn't.
a man isn't half as ashamed to
admit that he takes an interest in
prize fights as that he does in pol
itical reform.
Matchmakers who say that two
can live as cheaply as one forget to
mention that when the babies come
along it is half dozen who must
live OH the income ofOne,
4 woman likes to have her hus-
band sick abod 50 he will be glad
he is married 20 some one who
loves him enough 20 make ilings
for him 70 rs; t,rt le hates. New
York Press.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-05-13
Annual Meeting German Baptist Breth-
rem. BelleiOntaine. Ohio

The Norfolk & Western Ry will
sell excursion tickets May % to
June >, tickets limited to June 6.
BY depOsiting ticket with Agent,
Bellefontaine, O.. extension can be
had to June 30, 1903. No fee
required. On May % through
cars will be run from stations on
Shenandoah Valley Division and
from Roanoke. Write for rates.
NJ. +. BRAGG, +. u. A..
W. b. BEvIL-, @. p. A.,
Roanoke Va.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1903-05-13

Thinks. Ii is believed to be the
first poem of the kind ever pub
lished.
Give the easy-going man half a
chance and he'll cease to go at all.
Some genius should invent fly
ing machine that will enable man
To fly TO the pinnacle of success
without having to climb the ladder
round by round.
According To statistics, only 20
per cent of the players in football
games in the last ten years have
been injured. The managers will
have To do better than that if they
are to hold the crowds. Chicago
News.