The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-11-19
WHITE SALMON NOTES.

There is a plan on foot TO build a
large hotel on the beautiful tract be-
longing to Mr.. Lauterbach among the
cluster of oaks just west Of the main
stage road. This is the finest location
in White Salmon, and if put upon the
market will soon become the building
center of the town.
Thanksgiving day will be duly eel
ebrated in White Salmon. At sun
rise the White Salmon submarine band
will explode on the plaza. At 10 a. III.
there will he a parade. Grand mar,
shal, Grandpa Swan. Procession VIII
form on Jewett avenue, With the right
resting against the vineyard fence. The
line of march will be west on Jewett
avenue TO Enterprise office, where Ed
itor Harlan will review the parade and
touch off roman candle and then re-
cite "The Old Oaken Bucket" thence
west to Main street; north on Main to
Altadena alley; east on alley to bars at
east end; cOuntermarch to Main south
on Main to head of hluffstairway;d0wn
stairway and grade to dock; counter
march on dock to foot of grade; up
grade to steps; up steps to summit OF
bluff; north on Main to reservoir, where
swimming contests and high-diving
exhibition will take place, TO be fol-
lowed by tub races. After these eXer-
cises all present will simultaneously
unburden themselves Oh any subject 10
IA finish, after which the pipe of peace
will be passed around. The editor of
the Enterprise and the correspondent
of the Glacier will appear during the
afternoon riding double on a calico
horse imported for the occasion from
the Simcoe reservation. The editor
will occupy the pilot house while the
correspondent will apply the quirt.
They will at some point on the line of
march sing that beautiful and touching
melody "Under the Bamboo Tree.
In the evening, at Lauterbach's hall,
there will be a masquerade ball. We
are unable to give full list of charac-
ters to be represented, but here is a
partial list Circus Girl, Frank Gro
shong; Tootsey Wootsey, By Hamilton
Tom Thumb, George Purser; Li.Hung-
Chang, c. NJ. Wolfard; Butterfly, DIR.
Gearhart; Tramp, S, w. Condoni Dew
Drop, T. Wyers, sr.; Fawn-footed Nan
ME, Pete Wyers; Sis Hopkins, Fred
Groshong; Cupid, Pete Sisson; Weary
Willie, j. P. Jensen; Happy Hooligan,
Mr.. Bowman; Topsy, G. F. Waldo;
Fairy, Frank Egan Cinderella, Rev.
Garrison; Joan of Arc, S. G. Zeigler;
Buttercup, William Hiberger; Cadaver,
Guy Grow; Siamese Twins, Ham Sand
wich and FetOck Jones.
Peace is desirable. But let US have
peace with progress; peace with school
development; peace with honorable
dealing. Not the peace that knows no
development, that contents itself with
grunting its satisfaction in presence of
educational stagnation-a siX-mOnths'
school in an uncomfortable wind
shaken shack. If that is peace, from
such peace good Lord deliver US and
our children.
John F. Willard of Oakland, CAL,
representing the Hercules Gas Engine
company of San Francisco, and for
mer neighbor of Mr. and Mrs. Condor,
and Mr.. Wickersbam of Chicago, who
is looking for location as fruit grow
er, made White Salmon friends visit
Saturday and Sunday. Mr.. Wicker
sham, who has children, made especial
inquiries about our school advantages
and prospects.