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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-06

What do you find to talk about -
asked a visitor in the Cumberland
Mountains of an old mountaineer and
his wife. What do we, Martha?" said
the old man. Heaps, 1 reckon she
said. when breakfast is ready, 1 SEE
TO you to sot down TO corn coffee and
hoe cake" Yes" When 1t is noon,
L SEE that hoe cake and corn coffee is
ready" Yes And, when it is
candlelight, I sort o jerks my head.
and you bitches UP to sorghum and
hoe cake, and wants to know Why we
don't have bacon. Isn't that talk e.
nough Stranger" But there are the
evenings said the traveller. "Oh. yes,
Wen. then 1 seq, I reckon it will be a
me day to-morrer,' and Jeb he reckons
So too; and We wind I'D the clock
and go to bed. I don't reckon we are
suherin' to death for the want o.
some one to CAB to-"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-06
Aching Joints

~4SsLGSGS s<OEFELS
In the fingers, toes, arms, and
other parts Of the body. are joints
that are infiamed and swollen by
rheumatism that acid condition
Of the blood which affects the mus
Giles also.
Sufferers dread to move, espe-
cially after sitting or lying long,
and their condition is commonly
worse in wet weather.
1T has been long time since we have
been without Hoods Sarsaparilla. Ny
father thinks he could not be without II.
He has been troubled with rheumatism
since he was boy, and Hoods Sarsapa-
riila is the only medicine he can take that
VIII enable him to take his place In the
held" Miss ADA DorY, Sidney. Iowa.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-06

Mr.. Sumner may thank the Adver-
tiser that he got away with a nickel
This paper was the first to take up his
case, pro bono publico, and it fought
steadily until it had the satisfaction OF
seeing several of his lawyers up for
disbarment and himself free to go home
with a competency.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-06

A Japanese pressed the button on a
Rapid Transit car at King and Alapai
streets last evening and then jumped
off. He fell on his face and was render
ed unconscious for few moments. but
recovered without medical assistance.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-06

Two Porto Rican women, charged
with vagrancy, We're sent to jail for
one year each in Police Court yester-
day.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-06
Hoods CdrsGp0riiLo
and Pills

Remove the cause of rheumatism
no outward application can.
Take them.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-06
WIN. G. IRWIN & COMPANY. Id
AGENTS For

western Sugar Refining Co., San
Francisco, Cal.
Baldwin Locomotive Works, Philadel-
phia, Pa
Newell Universal Mill Co., Manufac-
turers Of National Cane Shredder, New
York, N. z.
Paraflne Paint Company, San Fran
cisco, Cal
Ohlandt & Co., San Francisco, Cal.
Pacific Oil Transportation Co., San
Francisco, Cal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-06
New DRUG STORE
CHAMBERS DRUG CO.. LTD.
THE PRINCIPLE ON WHICH WE
DO BUSINESS.

DO BUSINESS.
Oour aim is to serve our customers in
the way which will in the long run be
the most satisfactory to them and be
to their greatest welfare. We are
building up Drug Business and hope
to have long list of customers who
will have the utmost confidence in US,
because we are aiming to be thorou.h-
ly reliable family Druggists.
We not only guarantee the Quality
OF our goods, but we guarantee our
prices to be as low as any Druggists
for the same class of goods. Any arti-
Gle purchased from us not giving sat-
isfaction will be freely exchanged.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10

Ensilage behind the dairy herd
works wonders in cheapening the pro-
duction of milk.
Don't be a filthy man with filthy
hands. nor milk n filthy o in a filthy
stable into a filthy pail. -
II IL claimed that tincture Of iodine
applied with a feather will remove
warts from a cows udder.
Many COWS are made cross and un-
ruly by the men who have the care Of
them. Take almost any nervous. high
strung row and place her under the
care of ill-tempe red. impatient men.
and the result j. not difficult 10 foresee.
The exposure OF dairy cows 10 cold
rains results IN serious loss 10 the
dairyman; this loss hay be decreased
by abundant feed, the dry cold Of our
winter days calls for additional feed
for our cows. and exposure TO the
heavier summer rains should be well
guarded against Midland Farmer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10

The Iowa plan ~ combining con-
crmed drunkards in the lunatic asy-
lums is working well. lnebriates have
been sent TO the asylums in a continue
Gus stream ever since the law went into
effect. eight months ago. the average
being 30 a month. An Iowa court has
decided that their constitutional rights
are not affected by such treatment,
which is an importan. matter. az such
a ruling puts the drunkard in a Little
different class from the criminal or in
sane. and at the same time he is forci-
bly, protected from his weakness
for liquor. The men thus sent TO the
asylums have their drink stopped, Of
course, and are required to work on the
farms. which aids in effecting a cure.
| AZ o a. the inebriate is cured he ID
released. 1t Is encouraging to Lnow
| that the asylum method has thus far
restored about as per rent. Of the nen
subjected TO that treatment.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10

pure love Of his life; when he died heY
miniature was on his bosom and buried
with him. He was ever in fear lest she
should produce the legal documents.
which she jealousy guarded. Again
and again did he try TO gain possession
of them. Once he sent his most trusted
minion. Sir William k%nighton, who.
though a stranger. forced his way 10
her bedroom. when she was i'll. 10 de-
mand or cajole her out of them Fear
ing coercion. she sent for the duke OF
Wellington and Lord Albemarle and
their presence inclosed her precious
papers in a packet. which were depcs-
tied at her bankers. All other papers
she burned. pledging her two witnesses
to deny the authenticity OF any out
side her sealed packet which might be
brought forward rs hers after her
death. LYDIA L. GORDON
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10
nufAh LESSER Bsantt.
Annie Hamilton DonneII.

ways liked apple-blossom buds, Hora-
tio," She nodded across TO him
archly and her full face reminded
him Of the Martha's OF Is years ago.
lie coniured up that other beautiful
little bonnie; with apple-blossom buds
in IL. and set il on her smooth brown
hair-Mar,ha had not grown gray
at all.
THAT one was beautiful" he
smiled.
well. this one il. / shouldn't won
der If il made me look IS years
younger" she laughed. But ] don't
want TO decide on il till you see IL.
You always did have excellent taste
in bonnets. dear" She fell into the
''dear" naturally enough, as il the
soft halo OF Is years ago were over
her. too. She had always called him
.'dear." then-how many years was II
she had called him Horatio"
IL wish you'd go to the Office
through Jermyn street tomorrow
morning Ill go with you. That
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10

cooler. also two small rooms, one for
boiler and engine. the other for wash
ing. testing milk, and such work that
would be better done away from
cream and butter. should prefer
steam power. because we can thus
obtain hot water and dry steam for
sterilizing without extra equipment
or cost. Put in a cement floor over
the entire surface. providing for .
gutter. and some good outside drain
age. Using glazed tile for Q wains-
cot will add to the beauty and nm
ish, and somewhat to the cost IL
brick Is used at eight dollars per
1000. The cost laid will be from $l3
to SIS per 1000. i am reliably In.
formed hat a wall Of cement. sand
and stone of equal strength and sus-
tanning power, with an air chamber,
and these two walls held firmly BY
iron ties. can be built cheaper than
a brick wall. The cut shows a ground
plan. The location of the equipment
may be changed. No opening is pro-
vided between butter room and the
boiler room. The passage is through
the wash room, which will obviate
dust from coal. The main shaft will
be suspended and betting may be
carried either way Use window
space enough to provide plenty OF
~light.-Rurai New Yorker.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10
THE QUEEN OF cows.
Her Name IL sadie anS ~ . MIX.
Ing Machine She Has No Equal
Anywhere.

Utica. n. ". has recently won dis
tinction through a Holstein-Friesian
COW, Sadie by name, which-or per-
haps such q cow as Sadie ought to be
referred to as "w ho"-is a resident
OF that place. Sadie has broken the
worlds 30-day record for millx-giv-
ing and butter producing. This is no
easy thing for a COW to do, but re-
ports are to the effect that Sadie ac-
complished the trick without showing
any signs of nervous collapse or ut
tering a solitary moo of complaint.
In the 80 days during which Sadie
was put to the test she produced .
fraction over ASA pounds Of milk.
from which was extracted 1913 pounds
sS ounces of butter. In other words.
the milk that Sadie gave during the
sc DAYS contest would have been suf-
fcient to drown her il it had been
tanked and she thrown in. while her
months supply of butter. II packed
in the ordinary bricks. would nave
served to make around her "A wall
so high that she could hardly have
Jumped over 1t.
Sadie is certainly a wonderful cow.
II she hasn't proved that q part may
be two or three times ms great a.
the whole she has at least shows
that in spite Of the wonderful adj
yances men have made in their meth
ads of handling and utilizing steam
and electricity the row remains IN
some way the most extraordinary
machine that was ever invented
Chicago Record Herald.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10
American Girls Heirs to
Throne Of England


with the beautiful widow. Mrs. Fits-
strictest virtue, and his opportunities
fell upon deaf ears. In his infatuation
he offered TO make her his wife.
Z Mrs. Fitzherbcrt was a prudent wom-
an, her heart was not iIyolsed-she
may have had anibition-she had no
royal blood an her veins. neither had
the tanners daughter of Fala,se. yet
her o conquered England and a. king
ruled it with a high hand; yet TO the
glittering offer and protestations OF
undying love, Mrs. Fitzherbert still
said nay. The ~dissolute, undisciplined
George ~, then prince of Wales, had
never been thwarfed before; he grew
violent, declared he could not, would
not live. When he actually attempted
suicide. his frightened attendants rode
in haste to Mrs. Fitzherbert and told
her the princes life depended upon her.
She would listen 10 no proposition but
marriage. and every guarantee of its
legality was given her. She was mar
ried in her own house, married by .
clergyman of the English church. min
listers of the government and court
officials were witnesses. For a time
all went well. At table she had a wife's
place. There came a day when there
was to be a stately court function.
Royalty from abroad were guests. The
wife asked what place was assigned
to her. When told she had no rank
and must sit among the ladies of the
court, she knew her day was over. OF
this marriage, il is claimed. a son was
born. which was kept secret. The
mothers heart foreboded evil. Under
proper care he was SEN to America.
| where he married and died. He left be-
hind him two girls. who are at school
in Andover. Mass. Their legitimate
claims may some day he pressed TO the
front.
Mrs. Fitzherbert lived TO be over SO
years Of age. and died at Brighton in
the year of Victoria's ascension. be-
loved by all who knew her. She wasal-
ways treated with distinction and re-
spect by the royal family. Duke OF
Clarence. afterward William ~. was
particularly her stanch friend. He had
a ~liaison with Mrs. Jordan, who bore
him nine children, but he never includ-
ed Mrs. Fitzherbert as one of her class
Queen Caroline. after her forced mar
riage for political reasons, said in bit
terness OF spirit: Mrs. Fitzherbert Il
the princes tru wife, and a most ex
c"ellent woman"
Strange TO say. at the death OF tn
king. his brother. William ~, wouls
not have the servants of his own fam
ily and household in mourning. bu
sent the duke of Essex 10 Mrs. Fitz
herbert TO desire she would put hers il
mourning. which was done.
The contemplate George IN. evel
grudged Mrs. Fitzherbert the allow
ance he had pledged himself TO max
her; vet she had been the only true
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10

According TO an old nurseryman
there Is no better preventive Of blight
In pear and ounce trees than salt
when applied around the roots. IL
should be mixed with wood ashes and
the ground covered for n space OF two
or three feet around the stem Of the
tree. except Immediately up to the
trunk. This is especially valuable In
dwarf pears. which are generally
grated ~ . ounce root.-Nid!sna
Farmer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10

nome Easter Sunday and look through
the Stats at other peoples Easter
honnets. If You imagine am going
nm the broad aisle of Canaan church
in my last years bonnet, you are Ia
boring under a delusion. IL would
lie bad enough IL our pew was be-
hind. but when it's the third from
the 'front.'" She gathered up her
sewing and set swift. ~perturbcd
stitches in the soft white stun.
Uoratio was conscious that she
looked even prettier with that RED
tinge. in her cheeks. On the instant
he nut aside anxious thoughts Of I'M
paid bills and bills TO m Martha
must have her Faster money. lie
,ool, IL out Of his worn old pocket
nook. and moistened his fngcr-tip to
count II and make sn-e II was all
there.
.s;xt,en two's eighteen = two's
twenty. dear. I'm sorry the dis
amt I'm clean-I know you like EN-
better that way
Don't worry about their being
clean,- she laughed. The stiffness
was IN gone from her voice. =
guess Nine. Jacquc will he willing to
take them in exchange for a bonnet
oh. Horatic. you must see that lt'
tie beauty in tho window! us the
one I mean TO get--thc one on tne
left Of the window. as you look u
from the outside. II has ap~rle-oioe'
aom buds on it-vou know yos q
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10

S& "Horatio,"
why. why. yes, Martha.
did you speak?"
II did. believe you're getting
hard Of hearing. Horatio. / suppose
its nothing but what we can expect.
Your father was deaf. and your
grandfather before him"
"Oh, but. Martha. they were old.
I'm not old" Horatio Whitney's care
worn face was eager and wistful. 1t
seemed to be struggling 10 put ON its
rightful mask Of youth-a man at
As is not old-but to be painfully
conscious that it no longer fitted.
Almost at oncc it settled back to its
lines Of care. With a sigh Horatio
Whitney gave up his youth.
Maybe / am DID," he said. quietly.
"Well, I'm mott" laughed his wife.
when I'm old, l won't ask you for
my Easter money. / suppose you
know Sunday after next is Easter,
lIoratio?'
"EastS-Sunday after next? Are
you sure. Martha?' lie sighed again
unconsciously. There was so little
'.Easter money" for Martha this
year. Horatio Whitney had been
married Is years; there had been Is
Easters. There had always been
Easter money"
II went down town prospecting to-
day. II Id had the money. | should
have taken up a claim-in Easter fix
ings,- She laughed pleasantly. Her
own face was increased and comely.
Horatio looked at it round the edge
Of his newspaper and experienced his
old feeling OF pride in Martha. He
Gas thinking that Martha was young
,nough. Martha was As. TOO
How much will you need, DEAR
The dear went with the little thrill
OF admiration.
Mercy. Horatio, as IL you didn't
know how much il always takes.
Easter honnets don't vary much from
one year To another. The market is
always firm You've always given
me $50; that includes gloves and
w~hat-apts. of course"
..Nonld-er-ffteen do. do you
think n htsitatingly. The difference
between $50 and SIS took on prepos'
ferrous value tonight. Horatio Whit
he. was a little more tired thar
usual. The care lines were deeper in
Ms plain face.
Mrs. Whitney dropped her WORK
into her lap and peered round thu
drop-lanp at her husband. Horatie
might be growing old and deaf. but
she did not like TO think he was grow
ing stingy. Fifteen?-why. she hat
always had TO stretch the 500
.Yon need not give me any. Ho
ratio she said. stifhy. III stay e.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10

will be better. You a pass judg-
ment ON the little gem-bonnet, and
| shall 60 in and buy it.--for I'm
certain you'll like it,"
They had not walked through the
streets together for a good while
not even to church. Horatio Whit
ney was keenly sensitive ID the fact
that his ~overcoat and hat were shah
by. He did not care to remember
how long IL was since he had bought
new ones. and he did not want
Martha to remember. So he stayed
at home quietly. and grew a little
yrayer and a little older every day.
So ne had stayed at home Sunday
after SUNDAY. He was always tired;
| it was n good enough excuse Martha
! gave up urging him after awhile.
The next morning Martha walked
downtown with Horatio, through
Jermyn street. 1t was a beautiful
| day.
Down the street a little way prog
! ress was temporarily blocked, and
| Horatio and Martha came to a stand
still. A heavy dray was being backed
across the sidewalk.
They were abreast of a splendid
plate-glass ~how-window- and Martha
turned 10 it for entertainment What
woman was ever at loss for amuse-
mcnt with a show-window at her ell
how? But this one-Martha turned
away a little disgusted. 1t was only
a mems furnishing store.
The drayman took his time.
Martha was driven back to the win
dow in self-defense. and it was this
time that she saw the coat that e
minded her. A little thrill ran over
her, for it was the exact shade-the
soft, deep gray-of that other coat
II was not distinguishably different,
either. in style-queer that Is years
should make so little change!
Martha glanced at Horatio's shabby
o~vercoat. The pitiless sun gave it no
quarter. She raw all its fadedne IL
and and the listlcss, ue
jected sag of it. 1t gave her a start
OF surprise that she had not noticed
III OSlOIe. snC rSdhNS G'kA ~
Horatio's clothes. They were always
whole-Horatio had always beer
easy ON his things. There wal
rarely anything to mend.
But now-the contrast between thu
spruce. new coats in the window and
Horatio's coat. Between the sleel
hats set jauntily on the staring
painted head, Of the w~indow-dum
mics and the faded, worn n plant
ed squarcly on Horatio's gray hair
Martha's heart misgave her at thu
contrast. She did not want TO look
but looked on steadily.
Horatio wa looking at the dray
man. His bent shabby shoulder
were back to" the great window
Horatio never looked in show win
/, dpws.
"When you get through looking a
the ~.yles, my dear, well go on
That's fellows taken his time, bu
. he's out o. the way now"
: Ii was Horatio's voice in her ea
, and Martha started with an ODD
! sense OF confusion and guilt. Sh
went on down the street trying =
: Joke herself at Ease again, but he
) thoughts ran on persistenily in a pei
! turbed u~ndcrcurrent. The gray over
coat that had reminded her-sh
> could not get IL out Of hef sight
I GRAY had been so becoming to Hors
/ ito Is years ago-Martha had chose
: that color herself for his "wcddin
~oycrcoat." And she had had apple
buds in her wedding bonnet becaus
mink and gray were SO beautiful q
. gether. -.
. Martha reused herself at madamet
. "There," she cried. shat little besut
! on the extreme laft-dont tell =
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\ Windsor palace Is an elab-
crate genealogical tree
tracing the lineage Of Eng
lands king and that Of the
German kaiser back in a d.
rect line TO David, successor
TO the first king Of the Jews
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IORATIO.
Mrs. Whitney waited .
reasonable period, then
! spoke again, a degree
! louder.
"Horatio'"
"NhN, Why yes Martha.
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z%n1--Ank
DAIRY HOUSE PLAN.
sbsta stial ssrsctsre Whtcaa Caa -
Erected Anywhere NJ = Mod
crate Cost.

This building can he built one story.
of brick. with a cement floor and
have at the outset a freproof build
ing. A ceiling placed across from
the eave-plates win aid materially in
maintaining "A lower temperature dur
ing the hot weather; IS by rs feet
will furnish room enough. although
more or less viii perhaps better suit
the builder. II will accommodate
separator. butter worker, cream watts,
churn and Pasteurizer. aerator and
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-04-10

One of the last acts OF Nictoria was 10
order a copy made, to present her
grandson. the emperor. The descent
is conceded 10 be on the distaff side.
which must mean Bathsheba. as II WAS
her SON who sat on the throne OF Da-
,id. Ii may be true, il may be false.
Washington Irving was wont TO say,
il We believed historical events 10 be
true il was just as well as fthey were.
He spoke feelingly, as one who dealt
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1903-07-17
Keytesville Pulpits.

The divine Teacher when on
earth pleaded with His disciples
to love one another and be as
one. The ministers of Keytesville
seem to be dwelling in peace
and harmony with one another,
and also have some consid-
Grafton for the hungry souls
that thirst after righteous
ness. Instead of four services
and four sermons in four temples,
each to small audience dur
ing the hot weather of July and
August, there will be union
services of all denominations at
one church. The first of these
services was at the Baptist
church last Sunday evening
when Rev. Franc. Mitchell of
the Presbyterian faith preached
oil cACOllcIlt oCIillOll Oll IlO
Clothing of Joshua with Authori-
ty.'' Next Sunday evening
services will be at the Methodist
church, and Ed. H. J. Corwine 9
of the Christian church will
preach on "The City Ordinance,
te Petition and the Next Man
to Go Into Business. This ar
rangement ought to insure good
audiences and develop a closer
fellowship with all of the Lords
people. 1t is narrow mind
that cannot worship in true
spirit with his neighbor, and
the COURIER is glad there is
none SO poor in Keytesville. All
are striving for the same grand
cause.-The redemption of man
and fellowship with God. And
the Savior himself said that che
that is not against US is on
our part Therefore, His bless
ing will be on these meetings
and with all these people.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1903-07-17
stocked with the freshest and

stocked with the freshest and
purest of drugs, and is in the
charge of a very competent
pharmacist. The entire room is
lighted with three primo-gaso-
line lights, and when in full glare
the rejecting tinges and colors
Of the room and fixtures present
a most beautiful picture.
The firm of o. B. Anderson G.
Son is known to the trading pub
lie of Keytesville and vicinity,
and no stronger evidence of it's
merits can be given than the
success rewarding it's efforts.
The men composing the firm are
among Keytesville's most es-
teemed and worthy people, and
their appreciation of trade and
pride of home, as demonstrated
here, is worthy of emulation.