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The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1903-01-11

A celebrated Bishop, who was visttfnR
a health resort, sat down 70 rest ems
evening on a seat on the parade. When
he wished to rise from the bench he
found It rather difficult, owing to his ass
and inf1rmities.
A little girl, noticing his trouble, ran
up to him, saying: oh. sir, let me help
you"
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1903-01-11

A system regulator is a medicine that
strengthens and stimulates the liver, kid
neys, stomach and bowels. Prickly Ash
bitters is a superior system regulator. II
drives out all unhealthy conditions pro-
notes activity OF body and brain, restores
good appetite. sound sleep and cheerful
spirits. adv-wed-fri-sun.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1903-01-11

EVERYBODY in these days needs Safe Deposit
- Box
Everyone possesses something of value to be kept
safely, bonds or Stocks deeds mortgages or an insur-
ance Pocyor possibly some ltoeS and keePsakes,
whose loss would always be regretted.
hetts are common, valuable objects are misplaced
fires are frequent. Guard against loss from any
such cause. Protect your property now Take
box in the Safety Deposit Vault located in the only
fireProof and one of the most famous buildings of
the city.
Boxes rented for $500 and upward per annum,
according to size.
FIRST NATIONAL BANK.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1903-01-11
Botanic Blood Balm a. B. b.

Botanic Blood Balm CD. b. b. IL
Pleasant and safe to take. Thoroughly tested
for 80 years. Composed OF Pure Botanic Ingre-
dents. Strengthens weak Kidneys and weak
stomachs. cures dyspepsia Complete direc-
tons go with each bottle. Sample OF b. BIB
and Pamphlet Sent Free by writing Blood Balm
CO., SO Mitchell St. Atlanta, Ga Describe
your trouble. and. special free medical advice,
to suit your case. also sent In sealed letter.
(3)-su-wed
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1903-01-11

1t makes a woman heartsick every time
she has to cut a valuable iece OF lace.
When a locomotive goes off on a toot
in q cab.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1903-01-11
RB|lIl||l)|l)
OLSON
Bone Pains, Itching, scabby Skin
Diseases.
swellings, carbuncles, Pimples,
Scrofula
Bone Pains, Itching, scabby Skin
swellings, Carbuncles, Pimples,
Scrnfula


Permanently cured by taking Botanic Blood
Balm. II destroys the active Poison in the
blood II you have aches and pains in bones.
back and Joints. Itching, Scabby Skin. Blood
feels hot or thin, Swollen Glands. tisngs and
Bumps on the Skin. Mucus Patches In Mouth,
Sore Throat. Pimples, or offensive eruptions.
Copper-Colored Spots or rash on Skin, all run
down. or nervous. Ulcers on any part OF the
body Hair or Eyebrows falling out, Car
buncles or Boils. take
Botanic Blood Balm, guaranteed
n cure even the worst and most deep-scated
cases where DOCTORS patent medicines. and hot
snrsnes fail Heals all sores. stops all aches
and pains, reduces all sweilings. makes blood
pure and rich, completely changing the entire
body into clean. healthy condition BIB. b.
has cured thousands Of cases OF Blood POISON
even after reaching the last stages.
Old Rheumatism, .Catarrh, Eczema
ar. c.uaea by an awful Poisoned condition Of
the Blood. BIB. stops Hawking and spit.
ting. Itching and Scratching, Aches ana
Pains; cures Rheumatism. Catarrn; heais 81.
scabs Scales, Eruptions. Watery Busters iou'
fostering Sores of Eczema; by giving pure,
heaithy blood supply to affected parts.
Cancer Cured.
rotsnic Blood Balm Cures Cancers OF All
rtnSs S,,nnurating Swellings. Eating Sores.
T,,mors ugly Ulcers. 1t kills tile Cancer FOL
son and heals the sores or worst cancer pei pei
fectIy II you have persistent r1mpte' W..
Blood Balm and they will disappear pelo \.
thew develop into Cancer. Many apparently
homeless cases OF cancer cured oy taxing Do
can Blind BALM.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1903-01-11

(swamp- Root is pleasant 10 taize.)
ognize in Il the greatest and most sue-
der troubles.
lar mise bottles at the drug stores evsry~
member the name. 6wamp-Faook. DR. Kill
hamton, N. Y, ON every bottle.
a sample bottle Of this wonderful remedy.
also q book telling all about Swamp
ands upon thousands Of Testimonial ieftnrg
their coed health In fact their very lives,
Root. In writing to On. KiImer & Co,
read this generous ofrsr IN The Monteom-
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1903-01-11
$4,000 DONATED
TO HYPNOTISM.
Dr.. K La Note Sage, Noted Scientist, Donates $4,000
to Be Used for the Publication and Free Distribution
of Available Work on Personal Magnetism
and Hypnotic influence.

Wants to Demonstrate the Practical Value and Power
This New Sciense in Business, In Society," in the
Home, in Politics, in Love, in Diseases and
Facor In Influencing and Sway
ing the Minds Of People.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1903-01-11

Prominent Business and Professional Men Members of the Gospel and
Others Heartily Endorse the Movement-A Noted College
Undertakes the Work of Free Distribution.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
WOMEN AND JEWELS.

Jewels candy, flowers. man--tbat is
the order Of a woman's preferences.
Jewels form a magnet of mighty pow
er to the Average woman. Even tf
greatest of all jewels health. is e'te
ruined in the strenuous effort I, . II
or save the mon " to purcEas' en
If woman will isk her healt 20 IT
a coveted gem, then Let p : l,,ctffv
herself against th ;nsj iou. conse
guences of cough Le, nd brOn-
chial affections .'s @uEar use of
Dr. Boschee's G f..a1 -yrup. 1t will
promptly ARE 60 sumption in its
early stages and cal the affected
lungs and brOnr ia .ubes and drive
the dread disease fl m the system. 1t
is not cure-al )ut it is a certain
c,re for coughs olds and all bron
chial troubles. IL can get DR.. G. G.
Green's reliable omedies at ]. A.
Coles. Get Greer :, Special Almanac
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25

Brown one tablespoonful Of flower
in hot oil and put it in pan with
a small slice of celery, one bay leaf,
one slice of onion, one pint Of stock,
one-half teaspoonful of salt and
dash of pepper. Put the bird in a
pan and strain the sauce over it..
Cover and simmer three-quarters Of
an hour
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
Apple Charlotte.

Butter a deep pie dish. then shake
gar, cover the bottom of the dish with
thin slices Of bread and butter; on
this put q layer OF sliced apples, lit
tie sugar and a few cloves. Add the
layers of bread and apples until the
dish is full the top layer being ap-
pies; put small pieces Of butter on top
and moisten the whole with a little
water, bake in a tightly-eovered dish
in a slow even until quite soft, then
remove the cover and brown on the
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
A Job for aEooI.

In pointing out that the task OF EN-
bittering relations between nations
is always an easy one, Mr.. Balfour
hits upon a very palpab.le truth. Moth
ing is easier. Any fool can do it
Springfield Republican.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
+ + +
Braised Pigeon.

Single, clean and cut in halves one
pigeon. Wash thoroughly and dust
with -four Heat two tablespoonsful
of olive oil in pan and brown the
bird in it with the skin side down.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
Seasonable Recipes

beef, both cut in three-siXteenths Of
an incn squares. Season with pep
per and nutmeg and fry, slowly inclin-
ing the pan so that the hash as
sumes the shape of an omlet When
a fine color drain off the butter, and
turn it on a long dish the same as
an OmlCt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
Almond Macaroons.

Half a pound of almond paste, three
gar, level teaspoonful of flour, the
whites of four eggs and vanilla to fla
vor Mix the almond paste, sugar
and -four and work together with the
hands until we'll mixed and free from
humps. or, better still, if an almond
crater is at hand mix them and run
through the CRATER; then add the
whites of eggs and vanilla and lnead
to smooth paste. Line shallow
baking pans with paper and drop the
mixture upon it in small piles from
the end of spoon. allowing plenty
of room for spreading. The almond
mixture should be stiff enough to
hold its shape, but in making it
utes in a slow oven. When done lay
the sheet of paper containing the
cakes upon a board saturated with
water and in half minute or more,
by gently using a knife, the maca-
rooms may be easily removed. If
desired, stick two together while the
fiat, under surface is still moist
{, g j.
Corred Beef Hash.
Put in large frying pan one ounce
of butter; when hot four ounces Of
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
+ 4. sE
Spinach Balls.

Put a slightly heaping tablespoon
ful Of butter. a tablespoonful of cream
and half teaspoonful of sugar into
q saucepan on the stove. mix well,
and when it boils add heaping ta-
bIespoOnful of flour-as much as Will
stay on the spoon. Let it come to
a boil, and then add three-quarters Of
a cup Of cooked and finely chopped
spinach. beat well and remove from
the fire. When cold add two eggs,
one at time, season with salt ana
nppner to taste. and half saltspoon-
FIJI of powdered mace Have a sauce
nan of boiling water. slightly salted,
ON the stove; dip tablespoon in
cold water and then take up enough
of the spinach mixture to make an
oblong cake, in shape like an egg
c,1t in half lengthwise, then dip the
spoon in the boiling water and let the
cake float off. Use all the mixture
in this way. The balls will cook in
four or five minutes, and they must
no, boil too fast, or they will break.
! OF them drain in cOlander while
king a cream sauce. and when the
saucc is made put the balls into IT
and LOT thon, come 10 boil. turn out
on platter and garnish with parsley
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
Rice Border.

Wash cupfuI of rice in three wa
ters. Put in a steWpan with three
cupsfu of white stick Cook for half
an hour At the end of that time add
one level teaspoonful of salt and two
tablespoonsful of butter, and set
back where the mixture will cook
slowly for twenty minutes. Beat the
yolks of four eggs with three table
spOonsful of cream or milk; stir these
into the rice. Butter a border mold
thoroughly; pack the rice into it.
Let it stand for eight or ten minutes
in warm (not hoD place, and turn
it out on a warm platter The center
may be filled with any preparation OF
Hleat warmed in sauce This makes
a very elegant and savory dish.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
Almond Paste.

Blanch pound Of best almonds,
and to lessen the tendency to Oil dur
ing pounding throw them into cold
water for several hours; then drain
and wipe dry. Put them into NOR
tar, few at time, and pound to
a smooth paste, adding few drops
OF water occasionally to prevent oil
ing. When all have been reduced to
Il paste, boil four cupsful of granu-
lated sugar and a cupful of water to-
gether until the syrup will snap
when tested in cold water Then re-
move from the fire. add the nut paste
and stir continually until cold; pack
in an air-tight jar, cover with heavy
dark paper to exclude the light, and
keep in a cold place.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
Creamed Calf's Liver.

Into g pan put five tablespoonsful
of butter. When it is melted put
into it one pound of calfs liver cut
fine, salt and pepper; brown careful
" and cook for eighteen minutes.
Take up the liver and place it on
hot platter. Add one slice of onion
to the gravy and let it cook one min
ute. Add one tablespoonful of flour
and cook, stirring until it begins to
froth. Draw the pan pack and grad
ually add one pint of milk and cook
one minute, stirring all the time.
Put the liver in the pan with the
gravy, and stew very slowly five inin-
utes or longer-Boston Budget and
What to Eat.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25

grams TO senators were only comic
valentines after ll-Indianapolis Sen
tinel.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25
Corred Beef Hash.

Put in a large frying pan one ounce
of butter; when hot four ounces Of
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-02-25

an onlet.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-05-06
Wanted.

We would like to ask, through the
columns of your paper. If there IS any
person who has used Green's August
Flower for the cure of I1digestion,
Dyspepsia and Liver Trouble that
mas not been cured-and We also
mean their results, such ss sour
stomach, fermentation of food, habit
ual costiveness, nervous dyspepsla,
headaches, despondent feelings, sleep
lessnest-in fact, any trouble con-
nected with the stomach or liver?
This medicine has been sold for mauy
years in all civilized countries, and
we wish to correspond with you and
send yor one of onr books free OF
cost. If you never tried August
Flower, try a 25 cent bottle first.
We have never known of it's fainng.
If 80, something more serious is the
matter with you. The 25 cent size
has Just been introduced this year.
Regular size Is cents. At all drug
gists. It. It. Green,
Woodbury., n. J.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-05-06
SAILOR AND HORSE.
How the Retired Sea Captain Made
Purchase.

How the Retired Sea Captain Made
Purchase.
In Horses Nine Sewell Ford tells
how retired sea captain bought
horse. The story runs: AS one who IN
spects an unfamiliar object Captain
Bean looked dazedly at Barnacles. At
the same time Barnacles inspected the
captain. With head lowered to knee
level. with ears cooked forward, nos
trils shifting and under lip twitching
almost as if he meant to laugh, Bar
nacles eyed his prospective owner.
Captain Bean sQuirmed under tie
gaze of Barnacles' big, calm eye for
moment, and then shifted lis position.
What in time does he want any
way, Jed?" demanded the captain.
wants to git acquainted. that's all.
capn. Mighty '-nowin' hoss, he is.
Now, some hosses don't take notice OF
anything. They're jest naturally dumb.
Then ag'in you'll find hosses that seem
to know every blamed word you say.
Them's the kind of hosses that's wuth
havin'."
"S'pose he knows all the ropes. Jed?'
81 should say he did, cap'n. If there's
anything that hoss amt done in his
day, 1 don't know what tits. Nears
can find out he's tried every kind OF
work. in or out Of traces, that you
could think off,
Must be some old by your tell sug-
gested the captain. Sure his timbers
are all sound?'
Dunno bout his timbers, cap'n, but
as fer wind an limb you won't find
sounder boss Of his age in this county.
Course I'm not sellin' him fer four
year-old."
Again Captain Bean tried to look
critically at the white horse, but once
more he met that calm. curious gaze.
and the attempt was hardly success.
However. the captain squinted solemn
ly over Barnacles' withers and re-
marked:
eyes. he has got some good lines. as
you say, though you wouldn't hardly
call him clipper built. Not much sheer
for'ard an 4 leetle too much aft. eh?'
At this criticism Jed snorted rirth-
fully.
"Oh. l s'pose he's all right" quickly
added the captain. Fact is l amt
never paid much attention to horses.
bein' on the water so much. You're
sure he'll mind his helm. jedi"
"Oh. he'll go where you pint him.
won't drag anchor, will he:'
'Stand all day if you'll let him."
"Well. Jed. I'm ready to sign arti-
cles, guess"
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-05-06
STARTING A TRADE.
The New England PedGlcr and the
Secret Of His Success.

The New England PedGlcr and the
Secret Of His Success.
"I'hddlin's 4 great business. The Sc
cret Of it is that YOU must DO a trade.
even if it hurts your principles. when
there's 4 possible chance. | remember
how l once managed with an old fel-
low who wouldn't hev nothin' to do
with me. He was SO confident an sure
he warn't goin' to trade thlt I made up
my mind he'd got 10. I've got wooden
nutmcgS. pocket sawmil!s. says l. an
horn gun hintS. Eastwood hams, tin
bungholes. calico hog troughs, white
oak cheeses an various other articles
too numerous to mention, includin' of
cast iron ratholes, an if any Of them
amt big enough to answer I'll knock
the bottom out of fryin' ran. an
that'll let any rat through that you've
got, guess. Whoop! says l. I'm fom
way in the mountinGS of HepZldam,
where the lion roareth an the whang-
doodle mourneth fer her tirstborn" The
cid man just looked on and shuk his
head. III take pewter, copper, zinc, iron.
rags-anything,' says l, 'eXceptin' mon
ey an old maids But the old man on'y
shuk lis head.
Il just simply had to start trade.
I saw a pair of old boots, an l said
them was just what l wanted. What:
he says. Dye buy old boots" an l
said them was my partickler specially.
How much dye give" he asks. an l
says, Half 4 cent pound. s long as
half cents is coined,' says l. He didn't
take no heed of NY meanin'. but begin
to rummagc round and git out three
or four pair. They warn't no good to
Newton. but l was startin' trade.
Now, hahn ser got some rags? | says.
Them was what I asked fer first, an
the old miser said he didn't hev none,
but now. stirred up by the chanst Of
gittin' somethin' fer his old boots. he
brought out seventeen pound Of rags,
an we done a brisk bit of tradin' fer
tinware. I left the old boots settin'
beside the gate when 1 druv away.
Them III come in handy to start anoth-
er trade on next time / come says
Julian Ralph in Harper's Magazine.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-05-06
Travelling is Dangerous.

Constant motion jars tie kidneys
which are kept in place in the body
by delicate attachments. This is the
reason that travellers, train n en-,
street car men, seslustera and all
who drive very mucr, suffer from
kidney disease in some form Foley 3
Kidney Cure strengthens the kidneys
and cures all forms Of kidney aud
bladder disease. George E Hausan,
locomotive engineer, Lime. O., writes,
constant vibration of the engine
caused me a great deal Of trouble
with my kidneys, ard I got no relief
uo,ll I used Foley's Kidney Cure"
The Kaufman Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-05-06
SENATE ETIQUETTE.
1t Came Near Making Roosevelt a1sS
Mckinieys Inauguration.

1t Came Near Making Roosevelt N1ss
McKiniey's Inauguration.
A vice president seated in solitary
grandeur in the senate chamber, while
the ceremony CT I, presidential inaugu-
ration to which he has been invited as
an honored guest is going On outside,
surely presents spectacle with an ele-
ment of huulor in it. Few persons
know how near Theodore Roosevelt
came to playing such rart on the 4th
of March. 1901. The senate stickles
so for minor details Of etiquette that
the most strenuous reformer would
hardly venture to tranSgress its rules,
and they require that formal motion
to adjourn shall be put before days
session can come to an end. After his
Inauguration as vice president in the
senate chamber Mr. Roosevelt took the
gavel and, when the routine business
was finished. directed the sergeant at
arms, as usual, to proceed with the
ceremony Of inauguratinS Mr.. Mckin-
ley as president.
II W Dis lltSA III VI Nitl ASH ''oA1iS 0NlAo W.
to moTe an adjournment. but in the
confusion nobody seemed to have his
wits about him. and the whole assem-
blagc, including the senators. quilted
the chamber for the east portico, where
the oath was to be administered and
the address delivered. In few min
utes the vice president found himself
alone, with a fair prospect Of remain
ing so until the days performances
were over, but it Glanced that Senator
Heitfeld missed his hat while passing
through the corridor and came back to
look for it. Face to face with the vice
president, it occurred to the senator
that something must be wrong. so with
the utmost gravity he moved that
the senate do now adjourn" Mr..
Roosevelt, with equal solelnnity, put
the motion. declared it carried and
proceeded in Mr.. Heitfeld's company
to the place on the presidential stand
which had been reserved for him.
Francis E. Leupp in Century.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-05-06
Grcenvllle, Tenn

Rave thoroughly convinced my
self that DR.. Bsker's Blood snc
Liver Cure is The finest medicine
made for Indigestion and Constlpa
lou. q have tried them alD and
was cured by he use Of thus med'
c.ue, after all others had failed.
no.. cheerfUIlv and rrhesitst ngiy
endorse it. Yours truly,
b. n. Baker, Mayor.
For sale at the Bazaar.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-05-06
Trying to Place Himself

"Do you know what you are" blurt-
ed the angry citizen who had been run
into.
NO, 1 do not" responded the exas-
perated foreigner. Late last night a
policeman called me an owl, this morn
ing conductor called me lobster,
and around the corner a woman said
was monkey. Next time come to
America I'll bring a volume Of natural
history to find out what l am"
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-05-06
Too Many Cheers.

"It's q blamed shame" said one Of
the defeated pugilist's friends. IF
somebody d only give him cheering
word he wouldn't feel so sore."
"Cheerin' words be hanged replied
his manager. ITS de 'hurrays' CT de
crowd dat makes him sore."-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-05-06
What Is Foley's Kidney Cure?

Answer: It is made from a pre-
scription of leading Chicago physi-
clan. and one of the most eminent in
the country. The ingredients are
the purest that money can buy, and
are scientifically combined to get
their utmost value. The Kaufman
Drug Go.