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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

News Note-A new criticism IS
passed upon the universities of this
country by a member Of the German
delegation which has been studying
American agricultural methods He
says OF our great schools There is
one thing that they miss. and that is
beer The students here can't have
the enthusiasm we have in our Ger
man schools by drinking water It Is
beer that inspires them"
OH It's beer. beer. beeri
Drink It down. drink it doWnF
Without fear
The foaming old laager
That rouses the tiger
In youth
on, IT'S beer. beer. beerl
Pour IL down, pour It down
Inspiration Of amber
That causes TO Chamber
Our boys
OH IT'S beer, beer. beer
swig it down, swig it down
Yes. it helps to the TOP.
Does the juice Of the hop,
Our girlsl
Oh It's beer beer beer.
Swiil IL down, swill il down.
Don't ye keeri'
1t tickles the palate
And helps with the ballot
Alikel
On. IT'S beer. beer, beerl
Choke i down. choke Il down
lie si1cere
IL regulates prudence
And makes sterling students
or all
Then it's beer. beer. beeri
TIL you halter and rope
Your careeri
Effervescence OF glory
That crowns the sweet story
or life!
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Yol may have noticed that Il Is
always a boy or a man who dies Of
lockjaw. The female sex Is too strong
Tor the tetanus germ
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

No, It wasn't a paper away out in
Kansas or Arizona but the Boston
Herald that said. "Mr sankey is now
out OF sight"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Laureate Austin has just written a
irama which is every bit as good as
anything he ever wrote.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

the German emperor, was unable to
be present
Rea- Admiral Cotton returned some
Of the courtesies extended to the
American squadron by giving a recep-
tion and dinner on the Kearsarge
July NJ.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

lido not believe Piso's Cure for CcGsAmption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-- JoHs =
BOYER Trinity Springs, Ind. Feb IS. 1900
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

China now has the pleasant aiterna
i've OF deciding whether # prefers to
be drnbbed by the Anglo-Japanese al
lance or By Russia
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

MORE FLEXIBLE AND LASTING.
won't shake out OF blow out: BY using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand and one-third more for same
money.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

New York society women are wear.
Ing mems hose. and. strange to say,
he men are raising no objections
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

II now looks as II Sir Thomas would
once more have 10 recross the herring
pond in cheerful but cupless condi-
ton.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

No one would object to a iudicious
merger Of the foods IN the West with
the forest fires in the East.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Around the world in nine and one
lalf minutes il not SO slow.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Lieut. Peary announces again that
ne is willing to lead another polar ex-
petition. Bat nobody seems to notice.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

The Worcester Evening Gazette
convicts itself OF lese majestic by
speaking OF "the kid potentate Of
Spain
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

The man with his ear to the ground
may hear more than other people, but
the trouble is he hears too much that
Is not So
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Glass is going TO be higher Look
put for the windows, ye players Of
'ne-pld-cat!
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

II the Mississippi valley we're as
densoIy populated as Massachusett, Il
would have $50. 600. 900 Inhabitants.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

BY this time Admiral Cotton must
year the smile that won't" etc.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

When the Mad Mullah RECEIVERS he
viii probably swear of as far as
Abyssnians are concerned and in
future fight only against The British
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Sir Thomas Upton may not have
brought over a winning yacht. but he
still has that winning smile.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03
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once upon time when we were
trapsng through the perfumed pas
tureland, looking for inspiration on
which to erect aircastles, we were
chased by a man COW with a voice on
him like fog horn in Kansas james
cane. As we swept onward across
the succulent bottoms, through the
be-ferned woodland. on on In a mad
spasm Of flight, with the bulls horns
tickling our coattails and his chi
nook breath whitening our back hair,
his blaring roars of rage entered the
memory Of our very being. and
though we live to be antique and
oss-covered. We can never forget
that dash for life, liberty and the
privilege Of worrying a large constitu-
ency with our mewlings.
But ess time runs on in sun and
shade we had ceased TO start, panic
stricken, at the sound of a blatant
voice with horse-hddle attachment,
until last week Fateful week
It was night The stars studded
the azure canopy just as they always
do when the typewriter (machine) Is
being agitated by sentimentalist.
The farmer out at the tapping lake
vas smoking one of our cigars, and
we we're smoking one given by a
friend we can trust. The scene was
a classic one. Mounted on a rude
bench on the veranda we looked away
over the cowshed, past the henhouse
and other little houses. over and be-
yond the windmill and the fertilizer
pile into the lowering night In the
distance we could hear the hired man
demonstrating with the docile cows
for stopping their tails in the milk
pail and slapping him alongside his
celluloid collar with the hair poultice
thus improvised.
AS we sat there in a perfect heaven
Of peace and fresh air at slightly ad-
vanced prices. Of a sudden there was
a hollow. trumpeting, cultural growl
that stirred US fore and aft We could
feel our heart jumping like cock
roach on the lid Of hot apple pie
and all was still In a moment It
was repeated in its fendish and ap.
palling horror!
Farmer" we cried excitedly.
your bulls loose again
1T do beat all. orawled that indi-
vidual, how many city fellers takes
them bullfrogs fer keows,"
We are now mathematically engag.
ed on a problem something like this:
~ little thing like bullfrog can
growl like a gentleman COW, how
loudly could an elephant growl were
he by nature thus constructed
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

New ferke reputation IN lsUU.
The population OF New York in 1900
was 3,4s7.2O2, Of whom more than
three-fourths were foreign-born or Of
foreign parentage.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

That stanch Methodist institution
Wesleyan university has conferred
upon Gov Bates. OF Massachusetts
the degree Of LII p.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Instead Of advertising that il Is the
coolest place in the country some
summer resort win make a hit by ad.
vertising that It IS tae Warmost
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

On second thought King Peter is
armly opposed TO regicide as a pollt-
cal expedient
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Sometimes a Greek cabinet doesn't
wen wait for the first payday.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Aven sinners are not satisfied wins
ne wages they receive.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03
EDUCATIONAL
v1s-sese~r~es@e-~1-r-~e-~ ~-e-Nse~~-~-~~se-~s~-AS
Oklahoma State Military Institute.
Oklahoma City, OF.

A high grade Military School. Three coursea
Firm discipline Elegant new building. Steam
heated Electric lighted. Moderate expense.
Faculty Of Male Specialists U s. Army
Ofhcers. Physical training special feature.
Address lieat Col lames {. Damn, G. &. supf,.
Oklahoma City, .. a.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03
chIcano saulnns neno.Itn-

Savings deposits in Chicago banks
have passed the s10O.OOO.00O mark. In
the past year they have increased
more than s22.OOO.o00.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Some people who jump at conclu-
sions lose sight Of the hurdles
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

TULANE UNIVERSITY OF LOUISIANA
Ita advantages for practical instruction. both "a
ample laboratories and abundant hospital materials
are uneQuaed. Free sccess Is given 70 the crest
Charity Hospital with 800 beds and 80 go patients
annually. special instruction s given daily - the
bedside OF the sick The next session begiua October
I'D, 1913. For catalogue and Information address
Prof. S. z. cHAILLE, A. D., Dean.
.. o. Drawer 26l. New Orleans, Laa
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Yale professors viii hereafter Be re-
tired from service. except in special
cases. at s. years OF age.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

A Chicago man asked his divorced
wife for one farewell kiss and when
she turned her face toward his and
pursed her lips to stand the recoil,
.he villainous osculator bit her nosei
The Judge sent the earnivorous in
dividual to the penitentiary. Let this
be a warning to young men who are
in the habit OF biting their sweet
hearts. See where married life leads
onel
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

A rival humorist is joking over q
Baltimore girl who gives her sweet
heart the parings Of her fngernails
as souvenirs. The aforesaid rival evi.
IDENTIFY does not know that the young
man is president OF a pure food com
pany
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

William Z. Curtis is now a doctor
Of literature With SO much writing
nowadays that needs doctoring Doc"
Curtis should be a very busy man.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

1t is better to be low and humble.
to eat pie with a knife and say them
people, than 10 be ruler OF revolu-
TIM kingdom and have a cold. glitter
Ing steel clandestinoly introduced
into yer anatomy Be thankful fer
small things. Uncle BY.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

The plain plug of a man has the
consolation that no Scent cigar VIII
Be named after him. anyhow.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

A New Jersey preacher has organ
ICED choir Of thirty whisters. It is
time for the Old hard-shell deacons to
turn ever in their graves again.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Ar Iowa paper solemnly assures
us that our Mindoro brothers. Min.
doro. P. l.. have tails. The mulct law
has not done as much for Iowa as
is generally accredited
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

There is only one thing that makes
o man madder than being misquoted
by tae newspapers, and that is not to
be quoted al all
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Though the mills Of the gods grind
slowly they viii sooner or later grind
exceeding small the chauffeur who
kills ard runs away.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

a modest Boston girl made a Quilt
Of her old Stockings. but she used
only that part Of them ordinarily vis-
IDLE to a mans naked eve.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-08-03

Son Johnny tied the crackers on
The tail 81 old dog Brave.
nUl later picked the pieces un.
And slobbered @ er the gravel
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-12-09
TWICE WON.
Wife Fell in Love With Husband "AlI
Over Again."

The wife of a well known attorney
at law of Seward. Neb., tells the tale
worth reading: My husband was
soldier in the civil war and was as ne
called himself. AN old coffee cooler,
and had always drank very strong
coffee.
about a year ago he complained of
feeling of faintness every time after
troubled by terrible headaches that
almost drove him wild
"He gradually grew weaker and
weaker until his affection eliminated
in nervous collapse, and for weeks ne .
seemed to be fading away from US IN
spite of all our efforts
1.-THE physicians pronounced him
strong and well with no organic
trouble whatever, and there seemed to
be nothing the matter except the COM
pleta giving out of his nervous system.
THE doctors decided that coffee was
at the bottom of all his trouble and
ordered Postum Cereal in its place. he
improved daily since he quit coffee and
began drinking Postum, and now says
he feels better than he has felt for 20
years. headaches are gone, no more
fainting spells and is gaining In hesh
every day, and he seems so much
younger and heartier and happier than
he has for years that L have fallen in
love with him over again
Now for my brothers case; few
years ago he had peculiar trouble
HIS tongue was SWOAlOil anu sure at Tic
roots and covered underneath with
testers
He thought his affection was of a
cancerous ma ture and his doctor was of
the same opinion. He could scarcely
eat anything and became so poor and
run down he was simply a nervous
wreck He consulted various physi-
clans, but none were able to diagnose
his case or help him in the least.
"At last a doctor to whom he ap-
piled said he believed my brother was
coffee poisoned and advised him to
quit coffee and drink Postum. He
gave him no medicine, but told him to
give Postum fair trial and return to
him in six weeks. My brother had
used Postum only about ten days when
the testers disappeared from his
tongue and at the end of two weeks
the soreness and swelling were gone
and he began to pick up in flesh and
spirits.
HE has never touched coffee since,
but drinks Postum all the time and
has never had the slightest return of
the trouble.
ITO look at my experience is 1t any
wonder ! can write a heartfelt testi-
moniaI for Postum" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Look in each package for a copy of
the famous little book, 1.-THE Road to
MELVILLE"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-12-09

greatest corn state in the union, with
Iowa close second, but Governor
Bailey, who is something of corn ex-
pert, asserts that more corn is pro-
duced in the area indicated than in
any other one state. The great corn
belt of the country is composed of Ohio,
Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Kan
sas and Nebraska.
Nemaha, Brown and Pottawatomie
counties also properly belong in the
Kansas corn belt, although they did not
quite get in the class which yielded
above thirty bushels per acre. Cowley
and Greenwood also, by their large
acreages and fair yields, make good re-
turns.
Jewell county is the banner corn
county of Kansas. It's crop amounts to
upwards of seven million bushels.
Five counties produced more than five
million and less than six million bush
els They are Marshall, Nemaha, Re-
public, Smith and Washington.
It seems peculiar that no counties
produced between four and five million
bushels, but seven counties produced be-
tween three and four million. They are
Brown, Clay, Cloud, Cowley, Green
wood, Phillips and Pottawatomie.
Twenty-Five counties produced be-
tween two and three million bushels.
They are Anderson, Bourbon, Butler,
Coffey, Dickinson, Doniphan, Franklin,
Marion, Miami, Mitchell, Morris, Nor
ton, Usage, Osborne, Reno, Riley, Sedg-
wick, Shawnee, Wabaunsee and Wilson
Twentysix counties produced be-
tween one and two million bushels. They
are Allen, Atchison, Chase, Chautauqua,
Cherokee, Crawford, Decatur, Douglas.
Elk, Ellsworth, Geary. Harvey, john
son, Kingman, Leavenworth, Lincoln,
Mcpherson Montgomery, Neosho, OF
tawa, Rice, Rocks, Saline, Stafford,
Sumner and Woodson.
1t is remarkable that some of the
counties which came in for the big
wheat crop this year are also in the
big corn belt. Decatur county. which
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-12-09
HUGHES INAUGURATED.
New President of Depauw Assumes
His Duties.

indianapolis, Ind, Dec. 9.-Dr. Ed
ward Holt Hughes was inaugurated
president of Depauw university at
Greencastle. Ind, today. The guests in
cluded a number of college and univer-
sity presidents, alumni from all parts
of the country. Senator Albert j. Bev-
eridge, who was graduated from DepauW
in 1885, delivered the principal address,
taking as his theme, THE School and
the Nation
Senator Beverage said in part:
I'VE expect oar nation to lead this
world. But America will not lead the
world unless the sense of civic duty
is as keen as instinct, as exalted as
faith, and to make it SO, is the duty of
every teacher.
In a republic, in short, education is
the soul of the school.
Patriotism can be taught. Other
nations are teaching it.
'Our institutions of learning from the
humblest country school house to the
greatest university ought to give some
portion of an hour each day to the
teaching of nationality. to instruction
in the pricelessness of our institutions,
to exf1ortation that the. highest duty
of every boy and girl is to live and
die for the republic.
siIn a republic, too, the school must
teach conservatism. Conservatism then
instructs in the practice of modera-
ton. and is the second great duty of
the, school as an agency of our ma
tionaI life
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-12-09

was overwhelmed with more than two
is away out towards the Colorado line,
also has nearly two million bushels of
corn. Smith, Phillips, Norton, ROCKS,
Osborne, Saline, Lincoln, Mitchell,
ford, Reno, Kingman Sumner and
SedgWick counties all have big corn
crops as well as coming within the mil
lion bushel wheat belt.
Russell county, while having a large
yield of corn per acre, had such small
acreage that the total crop was COM
paratively small.
The corn acreage and total yield of
each county in Kansas for this year is
as follows:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-12-09
NORTH TOPEKA.


leave items sor this column with the
Kimball Printing company. 917 Norta
Kansas avenue
Complete line of blank books at
James.
Headquarters for pumps and putting
in the same. ]. H. FOUGHT.
Will Offield has returned from a visit
of several days to Oklahoma City.
The Fraternal Aid will give a dance
Wednesday evening, December 8, in
Barrett's hall. Admission Csc; extra
ladies, Zoe.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Goodno of Elmont
left today for Morgan county, Ohio,
where they will make an extended visit
to relatives.
w. T. SchaeGer has commenced the
erection of small store building on a
corner of his resident lot, 316 West
Gordon street.
The Ladies' Aid society of the Com
gregational church met this afternoon
at the home of Mrs. 2. K Heinzman,
1895 Quincy street
Mrs. Kate stadtler of Tairchild
street, who was taken to Christ hospital
Monday for a surgical operation is re-
ported as doing nicely.
Mrs. s. L Courtney. who has been in
Oklahoma City for the past two months
looking after her business interests
there, returned home last evening.
The new street sweeper was on the
North side this morning and conse-
quently the streets were in a much
better condition today than usual
Mrs. William Gilman, who has been
confined to her home, $50 Jackson
street ever since Thanksgiving by Sc
we're cold, was able to be out today
The gymnasium class of the North
side branch of the Y. w. c. A. has been
discontinued for the present as it was
not sufficiently patronized to warrant
the continuing this branch of the work
Among the out of town people VINO
were in town yesterday were: Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. D. Stadell of Hoyt, NJ. 7. john
son of Silver Lake, NJ. Dinner, Grant
vile, Mrs. Dave Roberts, silver Lake
and W. H. Coy, Hoyt-
A great amount of interest is being
taken in the voting contest at Hawk
ms where a picture will be voted to
the most popular North side girl The
picture is unusually pretty and is
hand -coIored photograph in quarter
sawed oak frame. The candidates ana
Miss Lena Hohnbaum, 1856; and Miss
Collette Coughlin, 305.
Mrs. Harry Hall, of 212 West Gordon
street. had a narrow escape yesterday
from what might have been serious
runaway She had just driven friend
to the south end of the bridge SO she
could take the car to her home in
Auburndale and had turned the buggy
ready TO return to North Topeka, when
one of the large transfer wagons OF the
Atherton company drove in between
the buggy and the curbing. Mrs. Halls
buggy was upset and she was thrown
underneath. but fortunately was not
hurt The buggy was badly demol~
ished.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-12-09
Weakened in Its Fight.

Weakened In Its Elght.
Pittsburg, Pa. Dec 9.-The Building
Trade council has been weakened in its
fight with the Builders Exchange
league by the settlement of the dispute
between the sheet metal workers and
the master timers and the withdrawal
of the hosting engineers from the coun-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-12-09
Four Drowned in the River.

Redding, Cal, Dec. 9.-Four men were
drowned last night in the Sacramento
river near the mouth of Middle creek.
They were Charles McCreary, John
White William Weiner and William
Smith All were unmarried and were
employed in the smelter at Keswick. H.
FItzDatrick who was in the party, sue
ceeded in reaching shore. The five men
were riding in a wagon and attempted
to cross the river at an unfordable point.
Fitzpatrick is unable to give details of
the drowning.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-12-09
Shot by His Friend.

Cheyenne, Wyo., Dec. 9.-Private
Thomas Burton of Company e, Second
infantry, U. S. A, who was in citizens
clothes and is said to have been at
tempting to desert, was shot and dam
gerously wounded today by Private
George Hood. Hood was a warm per-
sonal friend of the man he shot.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-12-09
Endorse chamberlain's Proposals.

London, Dec. 9-The central and
associated chambers of agriculture of
the United Kingdom endorsed Joseph
Chamberlain's fiscal proposals at
meeting held in London today. The
chambers, which are thoroughly repre-
sentative of the agricultural interests,
debated the matter at several recent
meetings before adopting a resolution
welcoming the former colonial secre-
tary's proposals as necessary for the
welfare of the farmers. An amend
ment proposing that the question be
referred to a royal commission was de-
feated and the consensus Of the
follr's scheme, and declared that the
farmers, in their own interests. must
heartily support Mr.. Chamberlain.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-12-09

There is more in being a
druggist than high and low
prices; but price is a pretty
good sign. There are folks
who prefer high prices to
low-I'm told so. I don't
believe they live in Topeka.
FRANK HOBART,
500 West Tenth.