Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-08-08
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DO you think he would accept a
bribe?' Certainly motif any one
was looking. Evening Post.
Misty likes company, don't it2
Eyes, but when / see it comm, OATS
de day don't feel sociable. Atlanta
Constitution.
A small boy in the Juvenile grammar
class, being told to compare the adj
jective little" answered: Little,
small. nothing at ALL"
He-Look, look think that man
out in the breakers is drowningl She
oh, heavens! and l have left my
camera at home,-Judge
Woman-How much for childrens
pictures? Photographer-Ten shllings
dozen, madam. Woman--Why-er-
yes; but I've got only nine.
Mrs. Chlc-Your sister is not going
with you to Monterey? Miss An Fait
No! Papa said he couldn't afford to
marry off both of us this year."-Ex
Estelle-Ah! His proposal was Just
like dreaa. Agnes-Well you ought
to know, dear, you've been dreaming
of that proposal for years. Town and
Country.
Jealous: why dld Gayboys hand
some stenographer leave him so sud
dcnlyT lie says she found mum
her Of letters from his wife in his
desk. Town Topics.
Willie on literature: That" said
Willie, as he launched Il heavy volume
at his little brothers head. "s the
coming book. It's bound To make Il
hit. "-Calumbia Jester
Reporter lin the Mastadonastoria)
Is it true, Mr. Goldwallcr. that you
have bought this hotelI lnuumerabl.
lionaire--No, sir! 1t is not necessary;
l can afford TO be a guest--Puck
Frank-l've got even with Jim at
last Ned How did you do it? Frank
i gave his girl pair of pretty vases
and he will go broke keeping them
filed with flowers Chelsea Gazette.
Got n life customer: You haven't
| charged me nearly as much for half
solng these shoes as | expected. NO
ma'am. We charge according TO the
size of the shoe. Chicago Tribune.
Hes a great practical joker" II
suspected as much" HAS he been
| playing a joke on your mo; |
played one on him yesterday, and Ii
made him mad clear through. "-Phn-
adelphia Press.
Miss NeXdor-This is pretty time
of night for that Dasher girl 20 be
playing the piano. Miss Also-Oh,
she's no rcspecter of time You can
tell that from the way she's playing
Baltimore American.
If you find II impossible to keep
open your line OF retreat" said the
instructor In the military school,
what ought you to do?' open up u
line OF advance" was the prompt re-
| ply."-Chicago Post
Hes Il citizen of Illinois, isn't heP
HNo, he can't be-" "Why, he gave me
! that impression" you must have
misunderstood him" lie told me he
lived just outside the limits OF Chi
| cugO. Public Ledger.
Docs II cost much TO live In the
cityY asked the rural youth. About
| the same as II costs TO live In the
country replied the village sage, but
1t costs like fury to keep up appear
| ances. Chicago News.
so they named cigar after your"
Voc no ri fnf In
dubious tone, quite compliment"
Il thought so till smoked one of
the cigars, then | concluded that it
was libel. Washington Star.
You could call him Il captain Of in.
dustry, couldn't youE" You could.
but you wouldn't do It IL you were
wIse--at least not to his face. He
thinks he's at least n colonel Of In
dustry. Chicago Evening Post
He-Did you notice that woman who
Just passed? Sbe-W What. the one with
the dyed hair and false teeth and
nasty ready clothes on, all tied
up with ribbons and things? No, 1
didn't notice her particularly
Have yon any request to makcT'
asked the sheriff of the erstwhiie socie-
~ man who was to be hanged on the
morrow. "Yes, one" replied Handsome
Harry; '4irt me tie the moose myself;
never yet wore ready-madc tie"--
Ex.
A roll Of bills stopped Il bullet which
struck a Chicago man In the breast.
thus saving lis life, Yet there are
reckless p2ople who will go right ahead
day after day without roll Of bills
on their pcrsons.--Kansas city Jour.
nal.
what / want" said the coy maid
Of more or less uncertain years, ''ls
a hat that viii suit my complexion"
on" exclaimed the miliner, with
sudden inspiration; II have hand
painted hat In the window that I'm
sure win be just what you want
Chattanooga News.
A certain gentleman was DOMINIC his
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