The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-08
Casually Observed.

Casually Observed.
The Hartford Courant hercely denies
that the fathers OF that state ever sold
their fellow countrynasn wooden tlutnegs.5
The Clear Lake. Times tells of a Clear
Lake man whose physician ordered him
to go to sahitorium. Instead of that
the careless man went to a sanatorium
and died. Always follow medical advice
carefully.
The Hutchinson Leaders roof leaks.
During the big storm the alley between
the small plea case and the slug rack be-
came a raging torrent and the hades box
threw out, a tremendous cloud of steam.
The Adrian Democrat has loathsome
contemporary. The Democrat says:
Furnish foolish fool soft pencil, little
white paper (c. 0. d. and any kind OF an old
printing press, and truth and decency are sure
to get some mighty hard knocks. If you don't
think So just watch ---7----t-- --- ..ts,s. =
The passing summer has brought out
a new method of exterminating the mos
quito. We are told that intensified must
cal sounds are. more deadly to the mos
quito than kerosene, and that strong and
vibratory playing will, cause every mos
quito within, hearing ito plunge headlong
to therinstrument and die" If they move
be more fatal than it is now.
The Washington Post, speaking Of
Senator Hanna's eulogy Of the Salvation
Army, deplores the spread Of nilitarism.
Fortunately no general ever gets tripped
up on the sword Of the spirit
schwab has not lost his job with the
steel trust but has been made an emeritus.
An emeritus looks the part and his health
always permits him to draw it's salary
without fatigue. ..- .-,.s
When DR.. Armatage of Princeton tried
to run over to Foley In his autodropdead,
the Foley Independent claims that the
breakdown was due to the gustacomplutes
getting on the pollygoggle.. Whatever
the matter really was, two oatburners had
to tow the doctors machine into town and
the blacksmiths got job.
Did you ever, when you were in a tre-
| mendous hurry, run against the man who
has three or four stories that he simply
must tell or die? This madness for tell
| ing stories that fit the occasion or more
| often that do not fit 1t but have to be
| dragged in by the heels, is a modern dis
| ease. No matter If man has three
minutes to catch the lake train, with the
depot two blocks away, If a short story
| II6uUe1l llOluS Ill1l Will Ills SHttSlluS SSS
| he has to take his medicine or be irnpolite
| One of the best receipts for reducing the
| opposite story fend to his native nothing.
ness, Is to look at something else while
| he is unwinding his romantic coils. It will
| discomfort the best Of them. IL
| The Commercial Club Of Renville ten
/ dered'' smoke social to the Renvill'
| county editors and now that bunch of goot
| fellows is holding its aching brow will
one hand while it writes the editorial o
thanks with the other. The Sacred Hear
| Journal says:
That lunch-so rich that it nearly produce
editors who had not eaten since receiving tn
) Invitation to the social. Champagne and cigar
were freely distributed and as freely used
sorry to say, we are not the effects YET
We herewith tender our heartfelt thanks, etc
etc.
Ely, Mimi, had a. riot because of tn
!, marriage Of Emil Bjorkman a week ag
A ,charivari that lasted full week wo1
out the nerves of the people of Harve
street and they finally called on the polio
The first. evening the serenade was or
i of. sport and popularity but Bjorkma
i refused to dig and after. this it b.
"a came a matter of life and death. tt
police gave the crowd warning, but. 7
r sooner were their backs turned than tt
t music again made night hideous. A ra
followed and two were captured. tt