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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-11-20
HUMOROUS

Mrs. McCall--so your dear old uncle
has gone to heaven Wnlie-We don't
know yet. His will won't be read TIL
after the funeral
Wigg-That pnrsnologlst claims that
he can even tell what sort Of wife
man has. Wagg-By the bumps y
bis head, suppose. ~
Blobbs-How did you enjoy yo
ocean voyage? You know you expe,y
ed to be seasick. slobbs-Wel, things
came up TO my expectations.
Nellie married her for her beau
ty, but she hasn't much left. Belle
And she married him FOR his money.
So they are in the same boat.
Ernie-Charley sapp had $4,000
left to him In cold cash. Ida-Well, /
1t must have gotten warm very qlick.
1t burnt hole in his pocket.
"A man may be able 20 speak Ave
or six different languages" says the
Cynical Bachelor, "but he's lucky TO
get In a few words in one after he's
married."
They say your brother Win has
joined suicide club" "Oh, no; that's
a mistake: L suppose the absurd rum
or grew out OF the fact that he has
just bought an automobile"
Miss Rose-It is a wonder you don't
take a wife. Mr.. Sapp Mr. Sapp-Weil,
you see, / only make enough to- sup
port one. Miss Roosevelt, it isn't
necessary for you to take two wives.
Poor man" she said, STOPPING over
the victim who had just been dragged
out from under her automobile, have
you wife?" NO" he groaned, this
is the worst thing that ever happened
to me-"
Winkers-Why is it that women al
ways dislike a prominent man who
is an old bachelor? Binkers-Because
they can't say that he would never
have amounted to- anything if 1t had
not been for his wife.
Il heard today that your son was
an undertaken. | thought you told me
he was a physician" Not at ALL"
II don't like to- contradict, but I'm
positive you did say So" you misun-
derstoOd me. / said he followed the
medical professionl7
Il wish the big hop skirt style for
women would come in again." "Why?".
well, figure thai when women had
to manage them they didn't have time.
to try to manage so many other
things in this world, and man had
more Of a chance"
"Of course" said the boasting COLI
onel, there are some who might
doubt my valor at Gettysburg be-
cause did not lose an arm or leg.S
"Oh, don't let that worry you," spoke
up little Richard; Il heard papa say
you lost your head"
Was she willing to pay so much
for such an insignificant husband?"
asked the thoughtless girl. ooh, dear.
no" replied the we'll posted girl She
was buying a position in English So
ciety when she took the Duke, and
not a husband He was simply done
up in the package"
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-11-20
FOOD THEoRlEs

We fear no salicyllc meata, 81
Nor think they have an acldliyg ~
Personalities on borax FAN
To shake Qua mental plseldlly.
We know they are security
Against mlcroblo impurities.
But tremhle lest We may be nllod
With undigested securities.
Chicago Tribune
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-11-20
catacombs in Tunis.

Extensive catacombs, most Of which
are very well preserved, have been dis
covered in Tripolis. Northern Africa.
These catacombs are sad to be larger
than any known in Italy or Sicily.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-11-20

On ID average 700 British subjects
IRE boru year at sea.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1903-11-20

81 had set my whole soul on win
ming that prize, stammered the cul-
prit, with downcast eyes. Il thought
of il by day, and dreamed of It by
night-then was taken i'll, and a
wondrous melody made itself known
to me; strange, sweet harmonies ran
through my fever so that waking was
almost a pain, for with coming back
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
Der >aed,en.
N,r StoiiCl lpar 0rsi gitrtsliabr

Nsr StonCl !p1r 0rei WiCrtsliabr
~ IN 6rluWu.an0 0cmt'en.
Sos StHtite BAH er itier ucrltrni,
er iprnt e tOum mear leitn.
Gr trnt ins 3immer nit boa Jour,
StdIt Elt o,m guteu Sage,
o6cmmeni- uie ia3t mon QlciA GU
Oeutih?"
@ay itiac Oriie 6,nge.
%ei Sid belrilGt' tr pommts De ttrre.
99ii muuoei.a lie Stplidul
.bpnm,u,i g9tun ih uitht ire bin.
Sdgt man aiil seHtiae:: &ayteHeln. :.
gIdh Slide g'ul cr in on Sal.
IA lag cir ntUtr &ctsn;
2r mcht. ult otm blanttn Stlel
,ibw IN Dir }untr ltrhtll.
rGtmm:nt! II scistc nit p;m SUI
lln0 tyai aui9 unt're enoe;
Ttr gtttttn r.1let iit emppr-
1 rHptttolite &eroe!
Gn otrt;y S1log al! Nal ml
MtlUt
gtblt plotlit oeutib i'm. aca.
er 9ulit ulI ltiutm &Opi uno iprsil.
,5 cG Utr, ar,ul,,r sIeten!"
6rieorib ban 0rn:.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
kniol l,Iy:s S.r:ng,h

y enabling tie digestive organs 10 d.
g-st. aSSlmlaie ana transform ALL O.
ne wholesome food ihatm X eaten
MO the kind of hood That n7urlSheS
lhe nerves. feeds the tissues. h1ri,nS
he nuStlcs and retuperates the oFs -rls
d the entire body. koiol Dyspepsia
Cure cures Indigestion, DySpepS.t
arrh OF the S.omlth AMI al.
stomach disorders. Sold :, Z. j.
Fscil,sl y co.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
N0GlBt0DI.

?,n Slniill otl -. lta '.'t.'.a
81, Slt.tatg S1'c.l = .... ja.s 5.l,t'
ss eotj.ii 1aese3. UG IL cay
4l1aMi mo o1gta ut,'. 0dut
~ &I.IJlHyt: 1856 4t,-tn ggr5 i.
saasig.p. G.asgIgate 99 y.l. e
iluM:u a. o;. Y5A d. tJ.a.
lla'ty Qu. N,ry VfIrrtr wlr am
yts,.aG u1h Z b'oMillau oa',lpr
o,W Nl'yoRs'trt oi ooy,'A,18. hein'
+. s,tuU,lI.n.
o.g. y. 2lm.ts ir. bitan F,ctal
1.,A6. Nlr enc 1tIplU,;, eynN=
alitias su'3sisg. I'D o,se S@e4.
t,as III o.u y li.t.
}ial. S0rsmeutg ,lBt i,iata Sl.oOa
a5.uotl tntg a,lta ltatti4 5e0n.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
4 SeliuuS Mistake.

t. c. Dewitt * Go. is the nam,
# The iirm who make the 2tnuIu>
hit,h Hazel S2lye. DeWi,rS is ,ht
Witch Hazel Sdlye th4, irllSWili0W
,raying a scar. |, is a serious mistdae
% use any other. DtNitts Hazel
,alYe cures blind. h.ttl!ng, itching
and pro,uldlps piles, buns, bruises,
eczema and all skin diseases. SJiu
1y, {. J, l'echtel & CO.
6tau Nenrp eito3 ttbytc 1m
lonnerl09 nth mtbupod:ntlit IN
AAlal.4-.iG ss, oea &.!sI.l oey- .,aGI,,t,
t>rttfirb Srrte httr uuo bci 9tty1uJu0.
Itn ots @errn Glboll auf Dem yla0e
ud1 lhJtr 0etmdtl It. G0uls juryid.
- 6rau S,bati;r. 4iutter ocs Ogn.
sen : aaer,r pGrreIlit AM lonuerl!lQ
Mh StlltrlOn SuD I'M lbren oorl
p.hneno,n So9n Joba 81 beuA,n.
ootw. h. u. 2itpsn5rot o,r
ar prlRijisier ota 0Ohw. Nsrrn
iaIgb pUter in q. 2oui5 btmOlll,,
t9ri9 am Gonnclt18 Rier9tr iurad.
4fuii Qluiit.
glnei tn4 oi, Gtlsssnbeit ui6t lat
Jcgtn. @unlbt ibv eine Crgtl ol,r
II YidIo, belteIt 5ci oem ,Dlgyo
lOmc" Alalt'n !. u, 6dltrs, g9gl-
,ome Mo. Gr p,rtuuit plauos U,n
$40 aulralts. 3ulrltoynbsit Wtl
ytI o.lyn ,inrrum.nt.n 9dtantlrt.
6tau 6pnrao Strhor il, i1utl
tran. Ger 9uttl 6rau oi, Dor slul.
ger 3st ols llu1!Et bate Slm Gtin 81
orsten uno rie itbt noh pon cia,l
~nosyen &rantbclt b,iallea TT, wunla-
I'll ioIr balol9e Stnerung,
3is bette 0aiien gIrm,i.
80 oertaui, m,br @blmb.rlain.
nullen Wtliiel ais Dpn allen oanllteu
Nrd.erdtlonea iullmmen; II. beirtol4.
Jtn,r ais ll5euo gtns bon air De,ldM.
c Neoyn. 81 gardnillS ltoe 5ldi1e.
y. =. Saanitb, SnIaao. Nha. GRis
a8nCl p.rtaulsn y, ). Uitt,I u 80.
- Vim Sonnil1 bemsytitn nli
pum Nuberi 2tduimlm uno otilea
YsmlbIn uno Dsrr St. 4crtlug pon
Goolt 6ri,l hsJ,
IN Segieliuns lbrtr 6dtina,n
Hdttsn ole 0erren Wutdo 8ailmeB
Uao penn Anords uou 3siicrlon ON
Im Samiiag unlcrsr S,aot sinen W.
u1. Sls Dtrt!i,tsn bl: Sonntag
Jtahmiitls.
= 6trr 5beooor Steulsn tauils
0a: Gem perm 9enru Vogs asb6yuo.
5ru,gsl eoi,l in Gag. 6ltp I'm
s3jV0.00. per- Sbulm Der pdbT-
snO oss 9atwan,rs i,ms @larcn eori
lullilpeIt'. iplrO Don lsgt oil bort i,ln
5tOgsS,ihdlt ueiisrih1ten.
- @err Geylaro gorlaa fault. i I
j GtI Sauo nlly 9o,lBto.gu per
Dstyn Ani0u Nllo. Gr wlro osm=
aaar cul tl, e,iIul,aa1t rh uCrl,.
I,n. 9tahoem az i,ntn Suensrn lart
.Guitr s,,aUi uac l.n'R THE g.ntI
.tm1tt Wiro Il pouI an no i,lbel
M,H uHo tn A..iGH bi,i,s SubneJ.
1iss isia eig.n 0dus trritita ugo
lat oss i4oH,a eJgltl,tt,s oarinutu
A.o earlabsn lgtyihltlit,n lan,n.
sat 1ia1 U.trt.
ssodol 8ysaspsia Cure
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
Gliiatctb I3erhorii

am GaIafriill isEt.r G0ti Alrt
i'm 0lult lhytr 5ltc,a wo1ivty'ehSn
nit oM ll. S.rt:ilIylmsattn, mi.
s!lil,tlb &srsora i'm iaacsaIid.n
Ill oon 10 ldarsn. G.s &et;oID;.
ac ,itI isii S,ttua al tiutr m0,i.1d,.
tn &yantatit pou Der euoIlsh Ott nit
Iciol.s lcoss:n3cl ne b;lysiii. Gl@
rsi1en bsgduluir. Dem Slhl,t,t: SeiO=
iragtu0t r9 anlR.c'i;l iluo an
1lm1l4 aus oem llcpg,l 5ottc@Ittr
ilJ,t. ScV nm ot QcIlgbt, 5ot,:r uno
S9U5lty trlutraoJu stern uno &c.
lng.ntrR u4ieye iIuiall: lhslll44A..
&tia, 6ytlie. nay yejo. 9att'Ii iiebs@
Nno bIaeOtD:
}. ijr 1T Dir M NlmNtI r,l4 nun
eyi1t 6ycUo beltltQca.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
'Gls.s,'' iisiis Early Esisers
The famous si.t.s pills.

- Nrl. Gltis uno eeiisn &ruot,
Qsnrn Nitutr nOn golnaia Nli, .car,n
IN 6yetal aui mJnile StmO5n olf
aidpe Der 6dmllle Strmlm Hats.
- &oriiBeaosr &iater sllty 9'c :
gOtl me enli ,5oaWcs bon &nna0,:
lat!ttcn am 6rtii0g Un'ertr S,NQt en-
I'll NClu4 ab.
Nerr glnauft Stlaptt,r uao
6cmalIin pon GotIBtorn mabt;u ar
Sytitdl bicngtn &tyNnncttn uuo
jrtunorn iiueu trrjsn Ssiuh.
= Sic mpbIbetGnnte unO iuper!dNils
6ImG 5heo. 5annu al 5nO Aellu=
oil StraBc. ,lslieti0n 6itn. mo. bat
Nljul ntue &IUcncrm0tn an ihtr
&SCrinGtit GetroIicn UnO 1T itgt i'm
S.aroe iygenr welhe gllbtit in ibrm
SADIE byrtr gu DtrriIien ais ir9cno
tiHe frHa IN ets Siaot.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
sota!tS llnS 2lUerlci.

- Sic {tnlion ots Ntrru Sos.
gRoyitlo H.. wWoc Gui $500 on
Nirnot eybo2t.
= Il. III. Matte Stratbaua m1
glnnic 9..t,mtucr bj9at,n llb htuss
b,lutsUcllt Nlh Fdtllt 9lip.
iygt. eiiiabtiA 9tHbe peH eiiis-
olQC. 80. lp,lli sur 3ut bti hi,lItL
Ncuualo!cn.
- etlitru utrlnnCttt bic Siuu
&. ). UtditI x 50. cue 6arIa0URs
Shlveiue natb 81. vpHi9.
= Sin Ntmln0tt, Ot9 Nerm Gul-
ria 2&ti2aarl tt,Rott ll,g lett @l.tiitag
bti 0lCitm iu @llit.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
7ic itIimmits alsr Jriltrungsn.
GIlht Z smrbl itIinlntrts oIs ttrG'

gibt e. Uotl itlinlntrts ais csrgt-
oant, oas jsoi 4llIni.s ois ICsts i,i,
wtr;! Tties ,tus, Gtau :. j
Rspian, E,tltnr A.l. sTr,i ,i1bu
laGa" l-yeibi r:. Lift II Gasltg
.ihs Sam:jm U.u atg0taOad..t.t.
uuo RigtH.,lo,a" G,r Dob ihl,a
4ao.urto.i9 als all. 1,rjl. uno Grp
nj, i,tlt,n. 0la ri;th Mir S,.ttrll
ti..,ys IL r,ha,n IND t,r Erioil Wlr
uauc.rsar. 81 b,ii,Ti, nit ic9,,it
uao b,u jtst U0l.onaitI 0luao. Sas
yet,r. st,r.n ugo Illl,u l.loH II
lsct,tt giii,,s oi. ,iays, Ag.a.
Ru, j0t, 81rrmtiri b,i y. 9ilt,m,g,T
5.efvlllia uao Z. q. St,a " Sou=
Il. Shomss uno It. elIiattth.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
piilit,

I;e tat6o!it; 0itmein0e oou q.
(Dom0s mro ibr 0it9,dlri9e3 Ficnic.
.lIlltpot ben 5iCn 2ugult nbbaIien.
I,O,rmunn III irerm0libf ooju ,ngc.
.G,tn. etDluN9eppt,
Atp. &. Miutlltr
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

- Eit Aj1'ty o,s Gb:yJcridls
( 5upttMt 6omti tuT8tg & 61r rno
o.Neu 5anj,or Ntrr 602 @.tnn IlMtH
am @cypl8 Ocn sen. 6up lit,Qr.
Sic b,8d6,l lib 81 Qtrrl 5uoAe
l@iict 40 lie biz pcu.s otm U'laN.
ObllStn,
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
Gilbert StbIief.

guWt,iAcu,5m &tri0uicG 6al.
men cine S,,tll.iiat. 81 F1Nom
eelaue.. o,G -GAalluut- Str..lSL.
Setft- glta
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

(ettt-s .-te.
al aotjc GIctppd rtjite am
G,mi!a8 ndb 5tn. 0ltp ST iRr.,
Stlpcl.ty Gy0U Sotn >djteCr.
@trlanQt: Gn gutter Stmieo.
gG;QGn 9t05utW UWoe man pt u.
NNrg @amd 24ttp1aIia, mo.
Gy. Qp, 2@crntr prn Il. 1gC.
mas beirno N6 am Soml09 III
Ntcnta9 bier lunt iranten S1ptr,l
6rdr eouy0o &c.bor 81 btlu@tn.
- Sptw. s. II. &onI0mp bepnotI
i,d rasreno oer 4ssotqt an g3ttlyea.
IN 81. SoUls.
= ,,a babe ltBt enc 9urc 4usuay,
bon Den orti btlI,n olranos" Saaheu
tl, 0duaIt Wcyvta, r0mIl4 Ultts,
94dltlngtog mh AOnl.n btano.
Cicrlal6 SlrailaUe
Iit liore Tame Sdwtltsr
ben gtol, 6rt,t iiltisttn am SVnutd.
otu bltHgta Stutiem leIbcn Croeu.
6iun &eluh ob.
- Setr g,n @Ott un0 CemalIh
ron Sen. GIN, lpel1s am Sonnta9 81
N.lu1 lhrT gItsrn bierbtr tamtn,
tcqrlen gsliCm toribn Wrlld.
- I'm 26 unO 21tn oieits 9ioa :
iuo,t IN yim bic labrllts gruluus
Der ygql,r uno Seglerlllnm oel,:
Counties ratt.
- 81. 9gorn 99los Die lauQtr,
,3eit bel Otr 6dmlle gAu! Brace Il
,lerC:lon 6l,g ~ 2unlie ltano. tebrh
oa olue eOul Gel';n lHe, am 4tut'
wot bl,rgcr 3urud.
- Ter jtn9s ). !. 9oiuies b. 81
St. gpu.s tis glalbn9tcn llniU,rllidl
bslutis, tC9rit am 0uttluot bic Bgy,,u
bsl gli.gR gao ejtiaUil!syR ~ psy!e.
ben.
Gud im Scmmsr it 6oo.ylutrl'
ns 5u georauotn. 20 ,b,n sta, sros'
au:u II ,yrali,n, :. SdslI bon z.
sb.rn}- gpO y. Uedttl IL go. ge,i'
p9af ? 7
SER 3otn grsosmdnn Don sen
Gin btiono p4 an 1ioutas bier
6tv @.e,enaUu N G9sut iur Oh
C1ttste Sstc soa iias,lm8s.B
i-al ua, or l.r.u ii Ten Bst. Siaat
t.H.
81. @ar5a-tyba 9Isin' btgnI
~ am AoUiug na5 Jbrtt Shu tst
Grau 3t,o9og 1isgsnbrcd in GuI
DreHo t.lam. 81. no ils Ualan.
tsr etu.'sUtu 0sr5islt.a WIro.
- 2ln lsst,n Tgnasritea fam eerl
2Eai- . Set tur ourt aai esH
S,4matsi na4 acilIisiUn. er ual
W,itdIl.tlIbtr IN suqstoUH gene
isu.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

,Ntr.lO oea eilauben3" mo .Eoit9=
plltt" joilmatn S22J pr 3d0r. Kit
GylnllC SID.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

Nsrr nsrmdnn Sappl BON
aOelstOwn beiutie ain 5enutas i,ia'n
truotr SrIru oabicr.
3u ptrtauitn. ein itort2
1le;ooium uon Der bsNiu Sorts. Nrlsi
IN bel lr. 9. i. &i.imcper.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25


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Gl Soaa.ll gmr, II u;y
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'st.r!l9 &c: l>ettr. t.'c;..c. t.'c;....c.
lg1 ,r lgsa,al9a uno n.1 hit VAN
aao a.0o 2. Wi. man >seatr.oea
uao lasric.u.r 21st lliOl5 ,I..-.
'i'.tta Mdr-G. &.es N.rlts ,,..-
l,.s,ra. I S~ S,t, ~~ 5r...,
laa, inn C~iey.
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5ao, tester ls.ht .auel Ojt
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aaotytn Eraulsns. Wnr [o,ley0
,ann ! Il, .s,pf1,s ) Il5i,gmn ntiu.,
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hi ata li.t.rn ,l-utrleb.n.
l'l'd'l1@ 'cg'rf >9o1
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id,1 N'r.: &ot 9eta.tl lM o.i Ay.a
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nab osm ,tr itb luJetBt so8 I. it'd
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nlrpl.iJ i.hlea b. I'M 5ual 0ty 5uu
10 i.ul,,nu luulo1 on: az tta.i &.
na,icl mtinis. Sine. lllys brlAu
ibm elm ylbtlr c.a, tlelas f.ain.
mann. rtltls qo,,t bA.lerl mo ! ~.
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nor 2oils wdy0t llM olOoa liu5. 4.s
mi Dan &1oen wl.itt IMP 2.l1 nae
2;.' ',.''. ,.'.,.S, ~" ~, $50.
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i.lu lVllO tlHtl = lt4l- 't.t- "a '.HH
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

GD0moeriln3 0(l1n uuo Scbtr.
5abltrn lm5 : Wtlt1 man 9cbrluGt
rem eluen o,t 2lppti! ha.t. m4H
MS, 0m G'itn umrphl iUtlt pasr nit
tIatm ilIc1,eu WciNmat lm gltuuot
trWlht. 2itle wtrOen eurtu gt1Jtn
ttiliJtN lulo nlrtUl pHo cub 0ls 81;
len l1m dsu mG1tl. Sum &,rtlW
b,l 0. ). JChtcI X 80.
-. lSiy bobtu lOtbtn cine ltont
2,u2WdbI Iltb. Btbtt5ah.r I'll en5Il'9tr
mo oUtlher Sprlhe crbl!len. Gutt
cutter ~ 0ll nis0riAiiCn Yreilel in
..du0;lttrs BUD &doen.
20 ni0ollOa S!rlBe,
Atftrion 6itU. gtp.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25
's,;5......al<,xzz%.x::z5S,;.x ',..a IA. !. I: u;

- Grau A,nb Uon HCtlBtprn
lam am 4iontl3 bl,r Our1 out Dem
lStl, udD Rduil! G.m. Ste btab-
liAtJl bort aulst Nionltt btl isrtr
o,atty i7tatl Ne5etI tre iar,m 3obne
Si,o n ucurclltu.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

50 alt. INNER zine AZ ii..
.c.,y. g1a C.tG,r 81 Nago ~ "a
-.-...H -ltlNIA. U..t.-.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

- gmian5s Der g9Ote lltl;a bel
IS lie Auutilon nl5e sen. 6m ;wu
onub lpbrenot brdbtju9', elmer uu'
or AluptImie uno uner aul oet
R,p.rroNte bsrtommeno. luilmmen.
lsie ber1,et luur0en I Y(,nl1el ual
,lae (luilbl &Nb 8ttooiti.
= trll y. u. Nieucr mnO oeiltn
stln0r Die tmc g4phg lang bier pet
osr 6lN,lt.t y. y. &or4m,Qtr JUl
S,luy Wlrtu ttbyt.u m4ltM Stt am
2Nulidl oit BrdJty byty E,t;at rtlp.
ojrob,tttrn IN $l95toUl hc,a.Q. B =
ten, 9,liera not hr;r Ntmltl, elil=
I1synd, No. juy1d.
Sit icnltytui Ivly id nit tn.
Io,r0aulihttit mo ilutn lRllsn be-
1llt,t," ia9t lrlu Slrll y. 6ugtls,
tye, GRlss., un0 babe 3almterlduls
lgl1m uno Stbsr SJbltltu gtaoMn5u
1le mir 10 lalitH oaG 40 l(Bt Sptl'ih
5nCn tam ois I'D iri;l,r mot t!tr18ea
tonuR. em tbr Nid3.nltiotn 0lbct
udrum ni.bt ON &r'Uh nit olc'tu
5d5leten ma ttn Uuo Gelauo wtroen.
}um &utGul btl q. ). 5'4eI X 0o.
= 9trr 3yii, u. 9,nyp, StdB.
ntl'rr Der 6Ntral NtnQurt 5rut 81
oon Ssn. Giip, btidnO no AM 9ens-
tls bier. I'm Ytttwot btgsb er lt
III &elI,I;unl ots 9trra Ay9i ereo,
mdnn mao Sot.BtoiC i. p3rr Qcnrg
nart, III ludbreno i.ia.s tluita bier.
ias Uiele Syeuno. uao lu9te or Stli,
liner pitlsn pi;ii5sl Huncsa mob eIne
aajibl Etasr 5si.
- 6trr q. g. S,oti bon @lrrcn9
ourg no. ttiluO 'i,1 >itniils uno
5cit,m bier I'M 5nisr,n. or 9Gnias
aup gsbsnsutrii tsrun8s+BeisIlItd'i.
perr Wsthdro Sirdlblus ut 2Ig M
slri,r B,i,uIhait uuo btreit 5,ocm
ben 4lan oislsr &;riNteJunl aas,in.
lnoerjGlsl.u.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

stoiol gsyspspsia Cure
otessts what yeu saGs
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

rlL A0tic 9lctprcl rtiIte an
2icai!ag ndb 5tlf. 6lm ST i2ru
Sdwcrtt Srlu &0ln SdieCr.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

Ntrldngt; Gn gutter Stmieo.
gGt9ru lt05tr,m Utnoe man lll III
Nsury @tumtl @trpb0lld, mo.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

= ,it babe ltBt ene 9urc &usuau
bon Den orti btlIon . lr0nos" @1aheH
tl, 0anaI, WcJvta, N0mIl4 Uhltts,
94altlnJtog Wun Nmnl.a bIano.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

Hu'du13 s,gtcr S>Sot: ea.et.
MieU glu3,c @,elmtU,r 1t. @ol..s
idl G;v.. Jtct lera'tl MN osN giCN
II AyaA ,,ullua S.-4.l oel o.,', ua
jHm ,5a,i iu 3o't ell F..eaee5.a
,proptn, .u bg4anosia, eSI Win ~
or GI,ltntm ol8 IL bJ.o llitoH
rgs t9ttylu1t9 clt't2 tt..l,',s. -C~;t
,,l ml6t.
Osage County Volksblatt. (Westphalia, Mo.) 1896-1917, 1903-06-25

- Gy. 500. 2Sttner BON Il. Sbos
mas beiruo N6 am Sonnl09 III
NIonta9 bier lunt tranttn <amtlla
6rar Cpuy00 &c.bon 81 btiu9tu.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1903-11-21

Two gentlemen engaged in .
trottine race upon our Main street
last Sunday evening, at the time
'thet q large number of cur people
we're out riding. This is q very
dangerous practice, and q viola
ton of the town ordinance. prohi-
biting fast driving within the Ii.
mits of the town. The sporting
gentlemen had fine and fast dri-
vers, and should have been made
to contribute ten dollars a piece "a
the town treasury for the priv
lege of exhibiting on our main
tboroughfare on Sunday evening
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1903-11-21
Not q Sick Day Sihce.

II was taken severely sick With
kidney trouble. Z tried all sorts
of medicines, none of which re-.
1ieved me. One dsy I saw an I'd.
Of your Electric Bitters and deter.
mined to try that. After taking Z
few doses / felt relieved, and soon
thereafter was entirely cured, ana
have not seen sick day since.
Neighbors of mine have been cur:
ed of Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Lii
YER and Kidney troubles and Cen
eral Debility" This is what b.
F. Bass, of Fremont, N. G. writes.
Only SOC, at T. J. Liable drugstore.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1903-11-21
The OLD VENETIAN IDEA Is AbAfTB0 -
A PROGRESSIVE AMERICAN NYwsPAPgn -
MEET MODERN REQUIREMENT

Oats Is sack at Dienvsnus
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1903-11-21
TOWN COUNCIL.
AN ORDINANCE.

To levy and impose an annual license
tax for the year A. D.. 1904. and for each
subsequent year, upon each person. as
ISOLATION Of persons, or business firms.
doing and pursuing thu bdsin'ss Of bar
rooms. cabaret, cofYee-house, coffee, beer
saloon. liquor exchanges. drinking sa-
loon. grogshop. beer house. beer garden.
or other place where anything to be
drunk Is sold directly or indirectly with.
in the Corporate limits Of the, Town OF
St. Martinville. La.
Be it ordained by the Mayor d Town
CouDcil Of the Town of st. Mar;inville.
that there IL hereby levied and Imposed
an annual license tax Of Que Thousand
Dollars (slOOO.O0) for the year A. d. 1904,
and for each subsequent year. upon each
person, association Of persons. or bust
rsss firms doing and persuing the bust
ness of barroom. cabaret. coffee-house,
coffee, beer saloon. Liquor exchange,
drinking saloon. grogshop, beer house
beer garden. or other place where any
thing to lie drunk ds sold directly or In
directly within the Corporate limits OF
the Town OF St. Martinviile, La.
Be 1t further ordained. ETC.. that this
ordinance shall 60 into effect on Janua'
~ list 1904.
Be it further ordained. ETC.. that al
ordinances or parts Of ordinances IL
conflict herewith are hereby repealed.
Approved H. P. Fouruet.
Mayor
Said ordinance ~as thrrIdpOn prrsentet
to the Mayor for examination In opel
srssion aud after examination, 1t wa
duly returned, appro I'd and signed b.
him wsth the seal IT the Corporation at.
fxea.
4 Edwin De4ah0ussaYe, Jr..
| Secretary
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1903-11-21
Doesn't Respect Old Age.

Doesn't Respect Old Age.
It's shameful when youth fails
to show proper respect for old eye,
but Just the contrary in the case of
Dr.. Kings New Life Pills. They
cut of maladies no matter how
severe and irrespective of old age.
Dyspepsia. Jaundice, Fever, Con-
stipstion ell yield to this perfect
Pill. 25c, at 7. j. Liable drug.
store.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1903-11-21
LOW RATES.

M6rgan's Louisiana and Texas and
Steamship Company will sell tickets.
from st. Martfaville tn San Francisco
and return October nth 10 18th intiu
sive 1903. with return limit November
3oth, 1903. at q rate Of $68.00 20 account
Of American Bankers Association.
Please add also one way to Callforuia
and intermediate points Sept. 18th IL
November Both inclusive. rate from St
MartinvilIe 5000.
For additional particulars. apply t.
local agent. or 10 C. B. ELLIS.
Division Passenger Agent