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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
Kisses Are Barred.

Incidentally. may mention here that
the kissing Of peeresses and Of peers
daughters by the sovereign on presen-
tation, has been abolished under the
new reign. which enables. of course. the
ceremony Of presentation 10 be got
through great deal more rapidly, and
which has also relieved the Viceroy OF
ireland of the necessity of kissing every
woman. young. middle-aged. or old that
was presented to him al the drawing
oomS held at Dublin Castle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

a story comes from the Philippines
TO the effect that the American troops
attempted TO make breastworks of sugar
bales one rainy day, whereupon the
sugar dissolved and ran out Of the
bales and stuck TO the brave defend
ers This proves that noble as the ex-
ample of Andrew Jackson at New Or
ieaLs may have been. it does not do to
initiate him without the suitable proper
ties at hand
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

been the conclusions reached by him
had he surveyed the history of
Judaism? Like Roman Catholicism,
il has resisted successfully the Heroes,
attacks from without and survived
the most violent commissions threaten
ing IFS life from, within. 1t gained
victory in the early stages of its exist
ence over Baal; il yielded temporarily
under the domination of Hellenic
thought, only TO rise prouder ana
more uneompromising than ever; it
saw offerings made to Jupiter Capt.
tolinus on the altar dedicated to the
worship of Jehovah; it bent, though
never surrendered, to the benignant
teachings of Christianity: it witnessed
Islam sweep away in one resistless
wave of fanaticism the last vestiges
of It's national character-yet today
it would be difficult to demonstrate
that, as a living religious force, it Is
less compact, possesses fewer powers
for resistance, than it did in the days
when Ezra promulgated the law and
laid the foundations of the Magma
Charter Of Judaism.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
DAILY Calendar OF American History.
September ~.

1776-Benjamin Franklin, Silas Deane,
and Arthur Lee appointed ambas-
sadors TO France-Nathan Hale ex-
ecuted.
17s0-Arnold tries to betray West Point
to Clinton.
1879 ostofiee Department temporarily
established.
1S6f-Battle of Fisher Hill, Va.
1Ss1-President Arthur takes oath OF
Office.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
MaryIand's DemOcratic NOminee.

Edwin Wsrheld, the Democratic noni-
nee FOR governor OF Maryland. is IS
years old His father was Albert G.
Warfeld. one OF the leading citizens OF
the county. and his mother was a daugh-
ter OF Col Cassaway Watkins. a dis
tinguished soldier OF the revolutionary
war. member Of The Maryland Line
and its last surviving officer. His
paternal and maternal ancestors we're
among the first settlers OF The State OF
Maryland, were prominent in the early
colonial period and in all suisse
quent important political movements in
the State and it's government.
His first political position was that
OF register OF wills OF Howard county
to which Office he vas appointed in 1874.
20 fiji a vacancy. and was afterward
elected for a term o. six wears.
In the fall % 1881 he was elected 10
the State Senate to succeed Hon Arthur
p German, who had been mads
United states Senator was reelected IN
1855 for a full term. and made president
OF The Senate in 1856
President Cleveland appointed Mr..
Warfeld surveyor OF the port OF Balti-
more in 1886. Since his retirement. in
1890, he has had no public Office. though
continuously active in politics. He voted
for a gold platform in the Democrats
national convention Of 1856. but sup
ported Mr.. Bryan both then and in 1900.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
Out Of Date.

on the coast Of old Maine in the ebb and the
flow
The sword FISH are durting daring and feet
How cheap these queer creatures viii feel when
they know
The sword as a weapon is now obsolete.
-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
Not Necessarily.

zone wife too manyl'' exclaimed Mrs. We'd
erly. as she glanced at the headlines Of her
husbands paper. i suppose that is an account
OF the doings Of some bigamist?''
''Not necessarily, my dear" replied her hus-
band, without daring to look up.-Tid Bits
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

IF Tammany were 20 nominate an
angel of light for its candidate. he would
still be Mqrphy's angel" says DR.. Park
hurst Not so. The man whom Murphy
backs for mayor viii have every reason
to consider Murphy as his angel.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
On Short ACQUAINTANCE.

Nance-Jack Morton has proposed TO me by
letter. I wonder If he really likes me--he has
only known week.
Father-Ohi Then perhaps he does.-Illus-
tratad Bits
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

a self-made genius Of the Sherlock
Holmes type says that he can tell the
ages of half the men in any town by
then names, since it is evident that
Willard Fillmore Smith must have been
born at about the time Of Fillmore s
candidacy for Vice President, and Henry
Clay Robinson at the time of that great
political leaders ascendancy. and so on.
Thoughtful mothers will consider this,
and not name their girl children &C
cording to the prevailing fashion.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
They Bid Him Go.

Those hands. how ] detest them,
Although | never pressed them
In my own;
No rival rings adorn them,
And vet my cause 20 mourn them
Clear is shown.
Nav, think INC not dislOyal
Unto my lady royal;
Feel no shock:
For the hands ~ which ! cavil
Are the ones that daily travel
Round the clock.
New York sun.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
Jagtown.
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR,
JagtoWn.
New Orleans Times-Democrat.

Very few women are clever enough 20 lie well,
yet they all keep trying il.
some men are so generous they give their
wives liberal allowances, and then win it back
from them al poker.
woman gets as furious with the who
won't admire her husband as she gets jealous
Of the one who does.
Because a man goes around in public habbling
for The rights Of his fellow-men is no proof
that at home ne doesn't sleep on his vife's
pillow as well as his own
When girl is being taken 10 Europe 70 make
her forget somebody her family doesn't want her
10 marry. il Is just when she has decided she
could never notice any other man, even Il she
remained single al her life, that she begins
20 wonder why some chap is looking az her in
such an interesting way.
view York Press.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
The snappish Old Maid

The golden days OF youth
For her. alasl
Were waning. and in truth
Exposed the brass.
-Philsdelphis Press
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
Good Advice.

Gertr1ide-Unele. what would you advise me
to do 10 find husband?
Uncle Cayboy-Let the husbands alone, my
dear. Co FOR single man.-Boston Globe.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
In the Tolls.

lie once was making money,
Much more than he could use
Detectives caught him AZ IL,
And now he's making shoes.
New Orleans Times Democrat.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
The New Version.

These words were Pope's. Whatever is
Is right" But now the song
OF modern pessinIists Is this;
Whatever is is wrong
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

A current rhyme advises people who
cannot be funny TO be as funny as they
can. This IS immoral When people un-
provided with a sense of humor begin
to execute jokes it is enough to drive
any sane person 20 drink.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

A clergyman in his last Sundays SER
mon bewailed the alleged fact that
church members have no such sense of
sin as they used to have II man has
belonged to the church from boyhood
and retained his sense of sin unimpair-
ed. it would seem as il the church had
not done him much good
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
Vacancy on Committee.

The death OF the Hon Frederick 6.
Gibbs. member of the Republican ma
tional committee for New York. leaves
a vacancy in that body which Chairman
Hanna viii be called upon TO I'LL A
resolution adopted by the Philadelphia
convention gives the chairman OF the
committee this authority. The man most
prominently considered in this connec-
ton is the Hon. George R. Sheldon. at
present treasurer OF the Republican
county committee OF New York Mr..
sheldon is the man whom senator Platt
desired 10 nominate for lieutenant Sow
ernor last fall. but at almost the last
moment was comps He'd 10 withdraw his
name because Of Mr.. Sheldon's eonnec-
ton with a number OF trust concerns
which it was believed would be Injurious
to the ticket
In view Of the comparatively small
majority which the ticket did receive.
it was perhaps wise that Mr. sheldon
was not nominated. The protest against
him was started BY Governor Odeli AMI
became so strong thai senator Platt.
much against his inclination, was forced
to abandon his intention OF naming Mr.
Sheldon. Ever since that time the Sen
atOr has been anxious 10 make some
amends to Mr.. Sheldon and 70 provide
him with a place equally az good As
Mr.. sheldon is 2 millionaire he does not
want ofice for profit. but rather for the
honor OF it. and it is believed that he
would accept a place on the national
committee. Chairman Hanna VIII. OF
course. consult Senator Plat regarding
the matter. and the probabilities are
that AR sheldon viii be named.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

This is the season when the house
holder feels like going out in the back
yard and Enchanting his vocabulary and
letting it loose on the plumbers and
paperhangers and painters.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

Chicago viii some day become a liter
airy center. It was Alderman Bath
House John" OF that city, who wrote
Dear Midnight OF Love- and now
Mayor Harrison wants TO write the
Democratic national platform.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

Pennsylvania is a prosperous State, for
even the peHitentiary cOnvicts are max
ing money-counterfeit money.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

If the Democrats should win in Ohio
and Iowa this fall, how would IT do to
make the Tom and Jerry ticket ma
tional one7
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
Down the Line to JagtOwn.

Just down the line, with song and wine,
Fleet TO the lights Of Lagtown,
Where goblets clink. and women wink
At Boosting men Of Bragtown,
Well sing and dance. and nimbly prance
With sirens old Of Hagtown-
With witty wags, and Jolly jays,
We're
Down
The
Line
To
Jsgtown.
II.
just down the line. with sparkling wine,
And tit for tat in TsgtoNn;
The pretty themes. the lazy dreams
OF Incidence in Fagtown.
Wen tell Old tales Of sharks and whales,
And fish and things. in Wagtown,
And lutte the runes Of mellow Junes!
Just
Down
The
Line
To
Jagtown.
III.
Alas Alack When we are back
From lettering in Lagtown.
With tatters. tags. and rotten rags
OF rubbish heaps in Ragtown,
The wits ard ways. and webbing jays,
We wandered with in Wagtown
Are qnirps and quips Of conscience wins
Just
Down
The
Line
TO
JagtOWn.
New Orleans Times Democrat.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
A Theatrical Term.

81 heard her call him "a perfect angel.
'Yes. I understand he had promised TO back
her in n starring tour. '-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
CHPoNICLINGS.

Tho price Of the love of God, Of men, women,
and children Is love.
December maids when wooed turn May. pro-
vided the wooer be seasonable.
The wise man Is like the good farmer; he
keeps the barn Of his mind full.
1t takes strong man 70 stand success.
Houston Clar1aniaiA,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

The latest caprice of Harry Lehr was
&C dance upon the back Of giraffe; and
1t was extremely lucky that the giraffe
did not have a simultaneous caprice 10
dance upon the back OF Mr.. Lehr.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
In a Lighter Vein.
Time's Great Specialtv.

One Of Times chief occupations,
OF its foremost arts.
Is 60 manufacture glue for
Mending broken hearts.
View Orleans Times Democrat
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

There is a snake at the New York
Geological Gardens which Is prone TO
attacks OF hysteria. If one must have
sake in the house one would prefer
10 have its nerves all right.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

No, Innocentla; well preserved
woman is not necessarily one who he's
been IN a pickle most Of her life.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

The Republican bosses" of Philadel-
phia doubtless made Mr.. Moon bid high
for that Congressional nomination, but
they aid not demand his last quarter"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

Statesmen who dislike to have their
corridors ought to indorse Harry Lehr's
proposition 10 abolish the lapel button
hole.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

The Chamberlain idea" seems 10 be
about as popular in England as the
Iowa idea" does now in Iowa
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

Lieutenant Governor Tillman's trial
will doubtless be an occasion for more
duck fits on the part Of the Tillman
family.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

pie doesn't look real homemade TO US
unless the cook takes a fork before putting it
into The oven. and makes drop stitches on the
crust.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

sousa has risked his reputation ny
praising rag-time. but it should be un-
derstood that his tolerance does not ex-
tend to imitation rag-time.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

There Is certain style of man in small
town that feels that This l. Life when an
opera company is in town, and the streets are
full Of chorus girls.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

In orr own day the question is
often asked whether Judaism will be
able to maintain itself against the IN
creased and constantly increasing toll
Grafton manifested toward it by the
Gentle world. The hostility of the
Middle Ages was the bulwark of
Jewish integrity. The conservation
Of the Jews was due in great de-
gree, as Spinoza pointed out IN his
day, to the very hatred which they
had incurred. In Spain, where they
were offered the choice Of accepting
the Roman Catholic faith or Danish
ment, they were promptly absorbed
by TIE people of the country as soon
as thcy received all the privileges of
Spi sh subjects. In Portugal,
though converted, they were declared
unfit for any dignity, and, as a re-
suit, continued to live apart from the
rest of their fellow-subjects. In
Spain neither trace nor memory OF
them survives. In Portugal they re
main class by themselves to the
present day.
Among MS, as everybody knows,
they have attained in every walk Of
life the highest distinction. If any
where, IL would certainly be here,
that, judging from the past, the great
est danger threatened the ancient
faith. Yet, who would be bold enough
to say, after surviving for three
thousand years the vicissitudes Of the
Old World. that Judaism was destined
10 find It's grave IN the New?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

We suppose it may be said that i girl is
passing through the romantic stage Of her life
when she dreams 50 much it would be dangerous
to trust her with the kerosene.
-Atchissn Globe.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

As a rule. We steer clear OF a play which IS
aid 10 be las sweet as spray Of apple bios
sons
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

Nor are the eatastrophes which
overlook the race and nation in
the course of thirty centuries less re
markable than the onslaughts Of sue
cessive civilizations to which the faith
was exposed. The Philistines carried
off as a trophy the ark of Jehovah
and ravaged the Jezreel; the As
syrians drove the Israelites before
them like silly doves" the Baby
lonians carried them into captivity ;
the Chaldeans under Nebuehad-
nezzar twice reduced Jerusalem to
ashes; for centuries Palestine was the
arena of conflict between the two
great world powers of that time
Alexander the Great swept the coun
Try; the temple was robbed of lis
treasures, and the people were more
than once betrayed by their own
priests; the great Pompey sacked city
and temple and put IFS priests to the
sword. and a hundred years after
him Titus reduced the site of JerHsa-
lem to the level of the surrounding
plain. Yet today, where are the
Philistines, where the Assyrians, tho
Chaldeans, Egyptians, Romans, and
all who prosecuted Jehovah's people
They, their governments, their re
ligions. and their civilizations are Z
thing of the past But Judaism still
I cr,-x-iS-nc
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

We have noticed that when rain storm in
terrhpts callers il always shuts the wrong per
sen in your house and the right person ont.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22
Globe Sights.

good maxim is a book Of ethics in sen
tence-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-09-22

To elbow sleeves and Panama hats: Come in
The Hawaiian gazette., 1903-10-13
ERUPTION UNLIKELY
AT SUMMIT CRATER

Ordinarily crate, and
which began about thousand feet below the highest eetlon
another time there outbreak about hundred and fifty
from the but the flow of such short duration
be scarcely worth mentioning The how according to
who visited the place. begins gh4 at the
MOuaweoweo After leaving the the law struck
level and divided it always does what appear to
be- flows. This time there Tuesday 1gh pu
"Wednesday morning of them had drawn togetT Is
the duration the tow The
while there have been Others that
did and others still which asted not
many The flow, this one IS moves
1t probably and does make crus9 nor does
flow rapidly pahoehoe The latter variety flows stops and
tunnels and apparently makes fresh start a moves
body huge rumblng which be heard or long
harens and crunches together Ho Is IN
practically danger from pahoeoe flow owing to the conditions
There have been such flows in the district within the recollection
of residents but they moved slowly and the
The flow of 81 pahoehoe over an od %
flow and there the line of it where the stream d
islands the volcano
long suit; the grandt attraction the world may p ess
with absolutely danger the visitor Unlike Martinique
the hotel is with sulphur fumes OF pu
in volcanic Here Hawaii hotels built where tS VIII
the harDor
down the mountain side or buppes III
magnificent the of the crater ,d esdehs
believe present flow will something peoe II
is finished If late mention of the outbreak gh oe
made the book being printed for thP
Committees would he timely and would bring good results Allan
is Great-llilo Herald.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1903-10-13
JUDGE WEAVER
DONS HIS TOGA

Judge Weaver of the Torrens Land
Court formally opened his court yes
terday morning, and his office is now
ready to transact any business relating
ing order was promulgated:
to it under the new law. The follow
"Whereas the rules and forms for
procedure have been duly approved and
printed and the proper officers have
duly qualified under the Land Regis
tration Act,
Nov, therefore, it is hereby ordered,
that the Court of Land Registration be
open for the transaction of business
from and after the date hereof: and
that all hearings, before the Court he
had on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 1880
p. m. until further order in the prem
ises. BY the Court:
"WILLIAM SAVIDGE,
Register and Clerk"
The Hawaiian gazette., 1903-10-13

was summoned in the case as gar
nishee. on the latest trial in the Dis
,rict Court, Judge DNkey denied mo-
tion for nonsuit which had been made
on the grounds that All on named In
the Judgment sued OH is not proved 10
be the same All on served In this case
as defendant, and that judgment In
this case would be contrary to public
policy and unconstitutional"
OTHER APPEALS.
William a. Hall has appealed from
Judgment for slGl.O9 against him and
I'm favor Of George A. Davis rendered
by District Magistrate Dickey 1t was
a suit for balance Of an attorneys Zee
Of $1,000.
Defendant in the case Of OH VS.. X.
Hoshina has appealed from judgment
rendered by Judge Dickey in favor OF
plaintiff for s10s.35.
r. w. Davis has appealed from judg-
ment for 1892 against him and In ia
vor of j. A. Durant rendered by Dis
trict Nagis trate Dlckey.
Daniel Kapea, who appealed from
fine of $40 and costs in the District
Court for using bad language toward
Policeman Eugene Devauchellc, was re-
leased by Judge Gear under n nolle
prosequi entered by the Attorney Cen
oral
The Hawaiian gazette., 1903-10-13
HIBERNIAN ORDER
BEING ORGANIZED

Exotic patriotic organizations in Ho-
noluu have at last been rounded off,
the Irlshmen having taken the pre-
lminary steps toward instituting one
of their oldest national societies. This
is the Ancient order of Hibernians.
a meeting well attended by Irish res
idents was held yesterday evening at
the c. b. L. hall on the Catholic mis-
sion premises, ut which temporary Of
ficers for a lodge of Hibernians We're
elected as follows p. McInerny, pres
ident Thos. f. McTighe, vice-presi-
dent; +. d. Creedou, secretary; John
Lying, treasurer. Mr.. McInerny pre-
sided at this meeting.
Further details of organization will
be advanced at meeting to be held
on the 2lst inst. Until other arrange
ments can be made, the members will
continue to meet ut the c. b. u. hall
Permanent organization will await the
receipt of the charter, for which a re-
QUESTION will be sent to the Coast by
the next steamer.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1903-10-13
JAPS INDULGE IN
A F2EE-FOR-ALL

Three "amusin little Japs" enliven-
ed a drinking bout last night in Jap
anese lodging house by having free
for-all fight, and after it was all over
SAKE succoring the wounded, one Jap
was taken to the hospital to have a
cash in his cheek, inflicted with knife,
stitched up and two found resting
places overnight at the Police station
Two Japs at the lodging house be-
came pugnacious and had lively set
to. The proprietor endeavored to break
them apart, when Kodoma, well known
to the police, jumped into the melee
with an open knife and used it on
Uyamoto The blade laid open his
cheek from below the eye almost TO IN,
ear. The police We're called but th'
knife-wielder had escaped before thei'
arrival