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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-02-05
YOU SHOULD TAKE
THE JOURNAL: ::

BECAUSE it is the largest
and best local paperin Pierce
and St. Croix counties;
BECAUSE it aims to furnish
all the news all the time;
BECAUSE it never knocks at
local enterprise, but is always
willing to give home people
a helping hand;
BECAUSE it is clean, whole
some, and good reading-fit
for any Preside;
BECAUSE the money so in
vested will more surely help
the town than a like amount
expended in any other way.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-02-05

The Racine assembly district will
hold a new election for member of
assembly next Tuesday. The cleo
ton in November resulted in a tie.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-02-05

Eliot is more than half right in that
final statement. The little boy and
girl are left too much to grow
crooked.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-02-05

Bills have been introduced in both
houses of the Legislature providing
for a better compulsory education
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-02-05
YOU SHOULD ADVERTISE
IN The JOURNAL:

BECAUSE it has the largest
local circulation, therefore
will give you the best returns
for your money;
BECAUSE it is helping to
build up the town, and Incl
dentally your business;
BECAUSE without it the
town would soon be dead, and
no paper can prosper without
a liberal advertising patron
age;
BECAUSE it has steadily i'm
proved and enlarged as its
advertising patronage has
warranted and will continue
to do so.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-02-05
MARY knew.

Governess-Wh is the future of the
verb "to love-" Mary?
Pupil (after a pause)-To marry,
ma'am.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-02-05

Laws are like cobwebs, which may
catch flies, but let wasps and hornets
break through.-SWift
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-02-05
Readytowear clothing has had It's shortcomings Lots of
them If not it has cost as much as order We
|Nr&5Co

Put on any X. N. Il
f. coat or overcoat.
Raise your arms in any
position and the collar
remains just where it
belongs. Wear it any
length of time and the
coat will re tain its
S h ape. Notice the
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
ne Aels and lpeliiaeacer.
BEL AIR MO. JULY 1908.
AURA KEENE'S DREAM.
A Vision In slu nii,cr That Was Turn.
..d INFO n Ranlity.

j. Vision In SlC nbcr That Was Turn"
cd Into u Reality.
Stuart Robson used TO tell n strange
rtory of Laura kcene. with whom he
PLAYED in the sixties III the last ccntu-
~. The sight OF bottle Of red ink
was enough to upset her for a week"
he said. "0n one occasion we were
playing Il farce called The Lady and
the Devil An important scene of it
was when she was sitting at table
preparatory TO writing letter. l. as
her servant, stood at the back of
chair. Take your right hand off that
chair she whispered. The stage dia-
logue proceeded. You are sure You
can find Don Rafael at his lodgin,lS|
Yes, madam; his servant tells me his
wounds will cnnfiEe him to his bed for
a week is this the only paper that
we have? Where is the ink? Here,
madam And | bent forward to place
the ink within her reach, when, in my
confusion at her reproof. the vessel
was upset and its contents trickled
on to the lap of her satin dress. The
lIh was iSu NV iOi
get the CHASTITY look that overspread
her face, and | was so frightened that
l never knew how the scene ended.
THE next morning at rehearsal she
told me l was doomed to Ill luck for the
remainder of my days. She called the
company together and gave them de-
tailed description of the awful scene
the night before occasioned by the
young man who would never make an
actor. She told of n terrible dream she
had had in which some great person
had been foully murdered before her
eyes; how she had attempted rescue
without avail how he had fallen dead
ut her feet. and how his blood slowly
ooZed into her lap. 1t was two years
after this that Miss Keene was play
ing at Ford's theater. Washington. on
the occasion when Abraham Lincoln
was shot. Miss Keenc was the only
person who seemed to realize the sit
uation. She ran to the box, and in 4
moment the head of the dying man
was in her lap. while the scene of her
dream was being pitifully enacted
Argonaut.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17

The stems OF the PrtcIk1y Penr.
In most plants, to put it simply, the
leaves are the mouths and stomachs of
the organism; their thin and fattened
blades are spread out horizontally in
q wide expanse, covered with tiny
Threats and lips which suck in carbonic
acid from the surrounding air and dis
integrate 1t in their own cells under
the influence Of sunlight. In the prick
ly pears, on the contrary, it is the flat
tened stem and branches which under
take this essential operation in the life
Of the PLAINTIFF sucking in of carbon
ind giving out Of oxygen, which are to
the vegetable exactly what the eating
and digesting of food are to the animal
organism. In their old age, however,
the stems Of the prickly pear display
their true character by becoming
woody in texture and losing their ar
ticulated, leafike appearance.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
The Hnrc,

In tie economy of nature the hare Is
the one creature that stands between
most of the carnivorous animals and
starvation. IN the northern woods.
where snow Hes on the ground for more
than half the year and where vegeta-
ton is of SLOW growth, the hare serves
as q machine for converting birch
twfgs into muscular, lean meat and
providing it in such quantities that
hawks, owls, wildcats. weasels and
foxes can live in comparative luxury.
A pair of harcs under favorable condi-
lions produce 10000 individuals in four
years.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
Power Stored In Watch Springs

Many watches make five beats per
second. 800 each minute, $4,000 every
hour or $4,000 per day. Thus it will
be seen that half Il dozen turns of the
key once Il day, taking up hui few
seconds of time, store up Il modicum
of power in the spring which is cut up
into nearly 100000 beats. If we null
tip!y the daily beats by 1854. the num-
Der of days in Il year, we find that
the watch ticks 1577, 7SS.0O0 times Willie
:he earth is making one annual trip
around the sun.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
THE TOO EARLY BIRD.
Social Nuisance For Whom There
is No Excuse.

A Social Nuisance For Whom There
is No Excuse.
The too early birds are Il source of
trouble and inconvenience to the entire
neighborhood.
Invite the too early birds to dinner,
and they arrive an hour before the
time
Your last little touches have to be
delegated to the first amiable soul who
appreciates the misery of entertaining
the too early birds. You had intended
to replace 4 vase of carnations with
one of roses or possibly you had at the
last moment intended TO shift the plate
cards. having suddenly remembered
that Miss Jones had a quiet fancy for
Mr.. Smith: that Mr.. Smith recipro-
Gated.
Mr.. Smith will have to wonder. and
Miss Jones will lave to summon up her
presence of mind and conceal her dis
appointment. The too early birds must
be greeted as though you were glad to
see them and appreciated Heir appar-
ent ilnpatipnce to huv" III" fun begin.
You really would like 10 give your
hair another touch. but not so. Your
guests await you.
The too early birds haunt the railway
stations hours before the train leaves
and start off on the journey jaGod and
out of sorts.
II the too early birds are ever amia-
BILE 1t is at such previous" hour that
the rest of mankind is elsewhere, and
the fact is not generally apprec ed.
If there is one class of humanity
more exasperating than the too early
birds l have yet to meet them. The
man who is too late may entail incon,
venience. but at least you have the sat
Isfaction of noting his discontinue at
missing the treat through his own act
The too early birds are an infiiction,
and they carry with them no compen-
sating reflection MISUNDERSTANDING
Chronicle-Telegraph.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
HOTEL RENNERT,
BALTIMORE, MD.
Int rchanssabls loOO.MiIe Refund Tickets.

Commencing June l, 1903. INTERCHANGEABLE
1OOO-Milc Refund Tickets will be placed on
sale, limited to year from date OF issue
good only for transportation OF the owner,
with usual free allowance of $50 pounds Dag
gage, over any of the following lines:
BALTIMORE AND ONO RAILROAD. tBctwccl
all points east of Ohio River and between
PittShurg and Kane. Also to and from points;
on Philadelphia and Reading Railway and
Central Railroad of New Jersey between
Philadelphia and New York;
CHESAPEAKE AND ONO RAILWAY. Cast
of and including Huntingdon.D
DELAWARE, LACKAWANNA AND WESTERN
RAILROAD.
ERIE RAILROAD. east of and including
Jamestown and Suspension Bridgc)
LEIIGH VALLEY RAILROAD.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
These tickets will he sold at rate of $4,000
each, subject to refund of $1,000 on surrender
of cover to Trunk Lines Mileage Ticket
Bureau, No. / 43 Liberty Street New York
at any time within eighteen months from date
of purchase.
This form of ticket will be issued in defer
cncc to cquests of numerous patrons of the
lines in interest desiring one ticket good over
several lines instead of having to provide
themselves as at present with a separate
ticket for each line they desire to use.
Agents at principal stations of the railroads
named above will have these tickets on sale
and give all further information regarding
them that may be required.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17

Sou never heard Of wild animal
that had rheumatism until it reached
captivity and was kept off the earth.
You never heard of horse that had
rheumatism until it was shod with iron
and kept off the earth. You never
heard of dog that Fad rheumatism
until it became n household pet and
was pampered-kept off the earth. The
heather of Africa and the Pacific is
lands never had rheumatism. so far as
we know. until they got TO wearing
sandals or shoes. l once knew fool
man who. whenever he got sick, would
dig trench in his garden, lie down in
il and have his wife cover him with
fresh earth as far up rs his chin. He
would remain there for an hour or two.
then get up IN fine spirits. Mother
earth. Tie contact! 1t looked like
the rcsurrection-nnd II was.-New
York Press.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
E'orrest's Great Power.

An effeminate young man, an intense
admirer of Forrest, enlisted among the
supers 50 as to be nearer his idol AT
the end of FORESTS most effective
speech, then on, the new actor was so
overcome that he tainted. The incl
dent SO pleased the "oid man" that he
called him to his dressing room, where,
after few remarks, lie presented him
with Il dollar as Il memento of the Occa-
sion. On rcj0ining his fellow supers,
five in number, the happy recipient
spoke of his good fortune, dilating upon
the cause thereof. At the next perform
ance Forrest kept his eye on him to
see if he could again so overcome him
as TO cause him to faint. When he
reached the scene and climax his as
toEiSl!mcnt can be imagined when six
Of the Suprrs fell over in Il dead faint.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17

Shakespeare was reading the latest
news.
Here's fellow getting 81 world"
he exclaimed.
"Too badw returned Johnson. Just
think Of what I'd have got at that
rate"
any way, he turned to his dictionary
Judge
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
Tour to the Pacific Coast.

ON account OF the National Encampment
of the Grand Army Of the Republic at San
Francisco, Cal. August II to Do, the Penn
sylvania Railroad Company offers person.
Authenticated tour to the Pacific Coast at
remarks ably low rates.
Tour will Leave New York, Philadelphia,
Baltimore. Washington and other points on
the PENNSYLVANIA Railroad east PittSburg,
Thursday, August Il. by special train of the
highest grade Pullman equipment. An en-
tire day will Dr spent at the Grand Canyon
of Arizona. two days ut Los Angeles, and
visits OF Il half day or more at Pasadena,
Santa Barbara, Del Monte and san Jose
Three days will be spent in San Francisco
during the Enca,npmcnt. day will be spent
in Portland on the return trip, and q COM
plctc tour of the Yellowstone Park, covering
six days. returning directly to destination
via Billings and Chicago, and arriving nt
Washington. Baltimore, Philadelphia and
New York. September l.
Round-trip rate, covering all expenses for
twenty-scven days, except three days spent
i'll san Francisco, S21I; two in one berth,
5000 each.
Round-trip rate, covering all expenses to
Los Angeles including transportation, meals
in dining car. and visits to Grand Canyon
and Pasadena, and transportation only
through California: and returning to the east
by October 10. via any direct route, includ-
ing authorized stopovers, S115; two in one
berth sos each. Returning via Portland
ST l additional will he charged
Rates from Pittsburg will be s. less in
each case.
For fullintormationa apply o Ticket Agents,
OF Geo. W. Boyd General Passenger Agent,
Broad Street Station, Philadelphia, Pa.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
The Green Fiend.

sitting in wine shop III the Rue de
Clarendon in Paris one day one of
them, n man Of forty, named Negocier,
made q wager that he would drink a
dozen glasses of absinth While II
o'clock was striking. The wager was
taken and the twelve glasses placed
on the table. On the first stroke Nego-
cier swallowed his first glass, and the
clock had just finished striking when
he drank the twelfth and last. While
his companions were applauding the
feat Negocier staggered and fell heavi-
ly to the floor. He was picked up dead.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
Beating on n Dog,

If dog springs for man, the lat
ter should guard his face with his
arm and try to meet the animal with
his forearm. With the right hand he
should attempt to catch one of the AMI
mails front paws. The paw of bull
dog is ultra sensitive. If it can be
ci:uglii vigorous squeeze will make
the animal howl for mercy and retire
sliscomfitetl
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
In the Stilly Night

"Wbat Is it?" the druggist sleepily in
CURED from his bedroom window.
'.This ish drug store. amt it," asked
the man who had rung the night bell.
"Yes. What do you want?'
"Want to look in your city directory
minute an shee where l ve"-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17

let
conductor let off from B
and south
Trains marked thus run daily
Grace at 2S SO
1905 los IS week days Sundays 1885, so2
1905 AN 11S sos, 4.20, $50 1885 p.
Philadelphia York leave Eavre
2 22 739 SAT 1890 and 1854 2O6 1852 and 500
1877 P.
trains eaveH NJ,
p. NJ.
215, $40 Port Deposit 649 s32
1909 1913 3.37, 1885 and $50 NJ.
J. r WOOD General Passenger Agent.
]. B. HUTCHINSON, General Manager
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
SUNDAY TRAINS.


Sunday trainsleave BaltimoreforD Delta
and intermediate stations at $50 A. NJ
and 400 P. NJ, stopping at Bel Air at 1 o
A. NJ. and $50 P. NJ. They will leave
Delta for Baltimore and intermediate
stations at 655 A. NJ. and $50 P. NJ,
stopping at Bel Air at 7.55 A. NJ. and
40 p. NJ An additional train willie
Bel Air for Baltimore and intermediate
stations at $40 p NJ, and Baltimore for
Bel Air at 10 90 P. NJ, arriving at Bel Air
at IL 20 P. NJ and Baltimore $50 P. NJ.
An additional train leaves Bel Air daily
except Saturday for Baltimore at 2.1O
p. NJ. Arrives in Baltimore at 3.2OP.M.
Saturday leaves at $50 p. NJ. Train
leaves Baltimore daily ut 11.35 A. NJ.
for Rel Air and way stations. Saturday
only at 1.2O P. NJ.
CA. FIFER, General Passenger Agent
]. S. NORRIS, General Manager.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
F. II. Iglehart.
THE EAGLE HOTEL,
CHAS. A. McGAW, Proprietor.
BEL AIR, ND.

The undersigned has assumed charge
of this old and wcll-known hotel and
proposes to cater to the travelling public
in the most approved manner. To those
who know the situation and advantages
of the "Old Eagle" no comment is neces
sary. 1t is unsurpassed for its quiet,
beautiful and homelikc attractions. As
a summer boarding place it is unexcelled
and its reputation as a stopping place
for commercial men and tourists will be
carefully nurtured. Everything will be
under the personal care of the proprietor,
and his ambition is to make the saying
true-"Once a customer, always custo-
mer." Special terms for large parties on
application.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
He Knew How.

Mr.. Kidder-People say that 1t is i'm
possible to find needle in haystack,
but they're wrong.
Mrs. Kidder-How would you go
about it?
Mr.. Kidder-Walk across the stack in
my stocking feet.-Denver Republican.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17

"Youns man." said her father kindly,
you look a little bit nervous. How do
you fccl:"
y feel Catered" replied the girls
over. VITO had asked for the interview.
Il was afraid looked scared to death"
Exchange.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17

Teacher-What comes after st."
Ruth?
Ruth-The fellow what's going to
marry my sister Jane.-Puck.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17

Men must help one another, or you
may rest certain they will hurt one an
her,-ScLoolmaSter.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17

Pain even in the human subject IS
purely rr!;ltiv" term. 1t expresses q
very r,al sensation, but it does not ex
press its degree. And so far as man
kind is concerned the srnsc of pain, In
til" intensity in which it can be fe'+
depends very largely indeed upon two
great factors. The first of these is ci :
liza ton. and the second factor is that
Of educ. tinu i G,ndnn Nrn...--'--
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17

Swearing Is seldom a convincing ar
cument except to the man who does
it.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-07-17
TRAINS SOUTHWARK.

An additional train will leave Cardiff
for York and intermediate stations at
Is A. NJ. Returning will leave York
at 8 ~ A. NJ.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
Change iu Business.

One of the greatest surprises in
store for the people of Florence and
vicinity is the change that is to take
place at the Big Store. 1t is in the
millinery department where the
prices on hats are being changed for
just one. half less. A ten dollar hat
will go for five. and five dollar hat
for two fifty, two fifty hat for one
All ladies and childrens millinery at
one.h price at the Big Store. Now
don t say you are not able to take ad.
vantage of this big offer for they are
bound to go at this great reduction
we must close them out.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
. Purely Personal i.
:. Watson is in Denver.

DIR. Watson is in Denver.
Mrs. J. F. Torrenso 10 visiting
in Denver.
Miss Maude Taylor returned to
Denver Sunday.
j. Q. Macdonald went to Canon
City today on business.
Mrs. A. l.. Roberts and daughter
went to Denver today.
= Mrs H. H. Hurst is suffering
from an attack of tonsilitis.
Miss Ida White of Canon Oity
ia visiting with Florence friends.
Mr.. r. Hassler las accepted
position at Silverton, Colo. and leaves
tonight for that place.
Mr.. Kuhn of the Royal Ins.
Go of Denver, was in the city yester-
day the guest of J. V. McCandless.
Mrs. J. L. Colby, Of Brighton.
Colo, is spending the week with ner
sister in law. Mrs l. ". Thinner
man.
Jonas Lockard. who has been
spending tho holidays at home, re.
turned to his duties at Cheyenne this
morning.
Mr.. NJ. b. Hobson and family Of
Golden. are in the city spending the
holidays with Mr.. G. ID. and L. O.
Tucker. who are brothers of Mrs.
Hobson.
Mrs. Lee of Grand Island, Neb.,
who has been spending couple of
months with her daughter. Mrs. Edith
Holmes, returned to her home today
feeling greatly improved by the
change.
Henry Lewis. who has been
spending few days with his daught-
er Mrs. A. N. Parnall, returned to
his home in Denver today. Mr.
Lewis thinks strongly of trip to-
California.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
Make a Selection Now.

The low prices will make them &c
and if you want one while the stock
is fresh and complete you will have
to get it in the next few days. That
line of tailor made skirts at the Big
Store is what you are reading about
and what you must see to realize that
tine money in them appeals to your
purse; they won't last long at the
prices they are being sold at. Just
the thing for winter, and don't you
get it into your head that winter in
Florence is over. 1t hasn't begun
yet. Make your selections now.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
Stomach Trouble.

II have been troubled with my
stomach for the past four years, says
d. l.. Beach of Glover Nook Farm.
Greenfield, Mass. "A few days ago
l was induced to bay box of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
have taken part of them and feel
great deal BETTER - If you have any
trouble with your stomach try box
of these Tablets. You are certain to
be pleased with the result. Price 25
cents. For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
He Learned a Great Truth.

1t is said of John Wesley that he
once said to Mistress Wesley: why
do you tell that child the same thing
over and over again?'' John Wes.
ley. because once telling is not
enough. " 1t is for this same reason
that you are told again and again that
Chamberlain Cough Remedy cures
colds and grip; that it counteracts
any tendency of these diseases to re.
suit in pneumonia. and that it is
pleasant and safe to take For sale
by all druggists
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
Are You Looking

for the finest. fastest train service
between Florence and Chicago and all
points east? We have it in connec-
tion with d. and R. g. The Chicago
Union Pacific and Northwestern line
operates two crack daily trains Den
yer to Chicago. without change. Pull
man cars, Buffet smoking and library
cars, free reclining chair cars, dining
cars. tourist sleeping cars through
from Florence twice weekly. Ask
your agent or write D. H. Hoops,
general agent. Denver. If
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
Helps Out Guessing Contest.

Washington, Dec. 29-In view OF
the fact that many thousands of peo-
pie in all parts of the country are
interested in the result of guessing
contest as to the number of cigars on
which tax was paid in November,
the internal revenue bureau asks that
public announcement be made at 81 per
thousand during November, 1908.
which is 1878, l57. 470.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
bethlehem cantata tonight.
Returns of the Corbett- Haplon
fight tonight at Ride and Charest's s.

II is rumored in town today that
George Milliken. popular Florence
boy, and Miss Beecher at Canon
City we're quietly married yesterday.
1t is generally known that George
was keeping company WIN tne young
lady but his Florence friends did not
know that it had become as serious
as that. II the report is true. here s
success to you George
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
Be Quick.

Not minute should be lost when
amberlaiD's Cough Remedy given
as soon as the child becomes hoarse,
or even after the croupy cough ap-
pears will prevent the attack. 1t
never fails. and is pleasant and safe
to take. For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
For Young Men.

You don't write home every mouth
but your parents and relatives are al.
ways too glad to get the news from
the neighborhood in which You re-
side. Sendthem the Weekly Tribune
six for months or year. If
The daily tribune., 1903-12-29
Rubber Stamps.

The Tribune is prepared to furnish
them on short notice. Gall and see
samples of type and leave your order
The Tribune also furnishes corporate
seals, stock ledgers, stock certificates.
eto. AZ Denver prices If