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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

The Westminster Gazette bemoans the state
ment that ''Britains clergy are starving By Brit
aims clergy" of course this mouthpiece of Eng
lands aristocraey means Anglican divines so
Father Cr0nin is moved to say in the Union and
Times: well, they used to say in, Ireland long
ago when we were young; The devils cure to them
Their preacher-fathers before them had little COM
passion for the poor Irish people whom they helped
to starye in their day, by demanding their pound
of flesh with Shylocks merciless greed Now the
children have to suffer for the sins of their
fathers"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

1t may be stated that Jim O'Leary the million
are beolmaker, is grandson of the owner of the
COW that kicked over the lamp that started the fire
that burned Chicago to ashes in 1871 He mar
rled Annie Mclaughlin, one of the girls who were
dancing that fateful night.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

The most practical crusade against the vices
OF gambling, drinking and cigarette smoking is
coming, not from the w. G. T. u, the Prohibition
party or the churches, but from the employers of
men who have need to be brainy, and to re-
main So
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10
SOME EXAMPLES OF A NEGATIAf CRff3
Continued from Page IT,

.What mainly dislike in you is the cool IN,
garment, looks you in the face and pretends NV.
to know you, though you have been faniFs..
friends from childhood This will apply to- ezra.
in every phase. All errors, traced to their origin
begin with denying the existence of God OR Es
putting his supreme authority When the primi
tive truths are denied or disputed, and error h.
Predictions condoned What may be for TIN.
a fad or fashionable however contradictory ~.
unreasonable, will serve the human mind. satt
its vagaries, and, without questioning Its a5-ur
ties, will take the place of truth.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

Sir Michael Herbert. British ambassador at
Washington, died in Switzerland last week. We
recall nothing remarkable in the career of the late
British ambassador except his marriage to an
American heiress and his social efforts to promote
Anglo-Americanism
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

story is going the rounds Git is old, but goodl
of Baptist clergyman in country town DS soGu1
call to minister to dying man. Having afforded
what consolation he could to the sick manShe asked
the latters wife: ''Why didn't you send for YOUR
own clergyman2" So"i
"oh no, sir" she replied. "The doctor said the
case was infectioust'
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

The trusts went up like rockets. They are com
ing down like rocket sticks. The latest one TO hit
the ground is the salt trust which started out with
an alleged capital of $12OOO,OOO and has landed on
earth with $97,5OO. There are more in the air
headed the same way.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

The New Century announces that its editor
Mr.. Joseph James Murphy, has accepted the edi-
toral management of the Boston Republic The
Washington Post, good judge of ability in this
sphere, pronounces Mr.. Murphy writer of bril-
liant attainments If he makes the Boston Re-
public any better journal than the really excellent
one 1t IS, he IS accomplishing all the Washington
Post predicts for him
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

Now that the common folk of England are rid
ing IN automobiles aristocracy will have to look
around for something more novel.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

President Roosevelt was skid" when the Bat
tie of Antietam fought and won by General
Mcclellan a child's memory is retained with
greatest vigor in the of middle age therefore
the president can offer excuse for the omission
of McClellan's name in his Grafton at the Antie
tam battlefield the other day. That the great gen
erals politics had something to do with it is sug
gested by the presidents conduct toward other
great commanders of the army and navy during
his administration General Mcclellan was a
Democrat So are Miles and Schley
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

Charles E. Norris got cured of consumption
and gained forty pounds of flesh by walking from
Blnghamton, n. Y, to Denver. He was on the
road Tor nearly two years and wore out sixty-four
pairs OF shoes. How many bottles of rock and rye
were consumed in the meantime is not mentioned
but 1t is safe to assume they run ahead of the
shoes or be would not be cured of consumnt;on
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

OF course it is an impious person who saws
that the temptation to stock gambling suggests a
supplementary petition in the Lords PRAYER.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

with whole skins. We suggest that N. l. j. Grit
fin verify Corporal Tanners statement, and report
how much of truth and how much of California
wine there is to the story.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

There is no such thing as a pure lift, without
a pure heart.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

Don't talk of being good, when YOU are NOT good
yourself CO.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

You can gain the best view of heaven from
your knees. 'iOii'
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

Ihe Dominieana, published at San Francisco is
nearing the close of its fourth volume II has a local
coloring and sound and therefore do we rejoice at its
progress. Some day in TIE future we hope to see it
attain WIDER circulation. so to justify the expense
of more pages and broader scone If Iitar.+ SINGLE
copies, 10 cents
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

Ihe Catholic Truth society has published two of a
series of short Catholic stories The first is from the
pen Of the author of My New Curate." Rev P A.
sheehan and is entitled Rita, the Street Singer 1t
IS a charming story and model of good writing The
second contains two stories: How the Angel Became
Happy also by Father Sheehan and 1.-THE Story of
Meianeholy Heart, by Father Faber. short stor-
les are so popular the Truth society hopes to turn
TINS popularity to good and to induce Cath
oiies to read sound Catholic stories
1he society publishes them in neat form and sells
them for cents. Copies may be ordered from the
Catholic Truth society, Flood building. San Fran
cisco.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

Benzlgers Magazine keeps in the lead as the mag
azzne Tor the family its contents diversified so as to
attract various minds in search of knowledge The
illustrations with the descriptive matter are eVcer
specimens of art. Short stories continue to lead
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10

Catholic Home Annual for 1904 is Just cut and is
another bright publication from the press of the Rem
zlger Bros Every day in the year has its saint dav
noted along with the moons phases fasting days and
days OF abstinence All the information one usually
obtains in well-arranged almanac is here The rest
OF the book is filed with we-seected stories Incl
dents OF travel ETC. The price is 25 cents.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-10-10
CARD FROM BISHOP scANLAN.

Salt Lake City. Oct. 2, 1900. 0'
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17
The Story Of a Turkey.

L
De parson say: dat turkey
De bes' l ever see;
I wonders whar dey kotched 1t,
En- wbar de roost kin be?s
Il foun' him on de3do'step-
A-shiverin' in de storm;
l fetched him ter de fire
En- put him on ter warm.
III.
"En den I gifts so drowsy
noddin' up en- down;
En- wen l walked. de fire
Had cooked dat turkey bro En''
".
DIT way he told de story;
Wen sudden, on de do,
Dey come mighty knockin'
Dat almos' shuck de flo.
V.
De parson stomped de fire
His foot wuz tire.proof!
En- den clumb up de chimney
En- crawl out on de roof.
vi.
De sheriff say: dat turkey
De bes' l ever See!
l knows deswhar he kotchedhim
He gwine home wild me-"
Atlanta Constitution.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

DR.. A. Ely, of the Ely hos,
pital of Monroe City, and DIR.
Marcus Crisler, of Attica, Kan
sas. in company with DR.. Sprin,
kle. of this city, called at this
Office yesterday. The first men
toned gentleman yesterday
morning performed an operation
upon the eye of Roy Dye of
this city. The latter has been
great sufferer from cancer of
the eye and it became necessary
to remove the .eyeball. MIR.
Dye was resting well yesterday
afternoon. --Shelbina Torch
light
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

Memphis, Teen, Dec. IL
The national committe OF the
Allied Peoples Party at a meet.
ing held here last night. issued
call for a meeting of the cen.
trail committe at st. Louis, Feb.
%, 1904. for the purpose of nam.
ing a date for the national con.
vention of the party at which
candidates for President and
Vice President will be named
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17
Better Than a Plaster.

A piece of flannel dampened with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound
on the affected parts, is better than a
plaster for lame back and for pains
in the side and chest. Pain Balm has
no superior as a liniment for the re-
lief OF deep seated muscular and rheu-
matte pains. For sale by all dealers.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17
Timely Hints On Giving.

OJohn A. Simpson in December
L'ppincott's.
We sh uld not give people
things they don't want.
We should avoid giving any
body the mumps or the chicken
pox if we can help it
Do not give a friend the cold
shoulder without bdken beans
and hot coffee to go with it.
A man should not give lady
kiss unless he thinks she
would enjoy it, except in the
case of his wife and his mother
in-law.
Do not give red suspenders
to a total stranger; he might
prefer those uf a pale-blue
shade inst ead.
DO not present a bucklng
bronco to a tall, pale man of
sedentary habits, as he would
not likely live long to enjoy it.
When you give castor oil to
a howlings infant give it for it's
intrinsic worth and not merely
ASIAN evidence of your regard.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

Secretary Root says we have
deprived the Filipinos of their
Spanish market and he wants
US to admit the Philippine ex-
ports to the United States at
reduced tariff rates. This
speaks well fer Mr.. Roots
sense of justice, but does he
realize that he is on the brink
of free trade?-Post Dispatch
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17
Chalk II Down.

Every one in this section of
the country knows A. Grimm, a
good fellow with some necr'iar
ideas. The mice hnthrreI him
at the j nIwdre & Son shoe
store. so he HES himself TO a
hard ware store and bought a
mouse trap, For the life of YOU,
you could not guess what he
baited it with? Chalk. chalk
straight, chalk it d q W n
for we were shown the trap,
the chalk and the dark corner
where his native wit told him
was the best place for a m )use
runway and big game.
AT the time of going to press
the mice haven't bit at the
chalk.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17
Monuments.

Before buying that monu.
ment for the grave of a depart.
ed friend see Thomas & Shear.
man. They will make the
price and you will be pleased
with their work.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

Chamberlain's Stomach ard Liver
Tablets are II certain cure for sick
headache. If taken as soon as the
first indication of the disease appears
they will prevent the attack. Get a
free sample at all dealers,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

John L. Owen & Co. are going
to do away with all credit bus
mess and sell meats for cash,
as in this way they viii not
have to make the people who
do pay, pay tor the meat of
those who do not pay.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

Pantalette Vandiver was
elected to serve in Congress.
He is spending his time trying
to make J. w. Folk governor.
Wonder what he draws his sal
airy for?
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

For good laundry work take
your linen to J. E. Christian
agent for Congers Laundry and
DYE Works.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

W. Emmett Yowell was trans
acting business in the Gem
City. Thursday.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

D. K. Vowel was a business
visitor in Brookfield Thursday.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

The medallons are Of new designs, exquisite and
caused the three gentlemen smile with pleasure The
old we'll the latest games here for the good boys
and girls. The new lamps beauties and the bsque
goods cannot be beaten The albums gems Beauties
just the thing for centre tables and to keep valued photos
The glass superb epd must be seen to be
appreciated .@''. ,9.tit..v. ..,.' s. ,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-12-17

4 Ncahs Ark is not in it little bit with the large,
select lot of toys fer the amusement Of the little and
no the dolls wes there bisque dolls white and black
dolls lite and big dolls, doles that will the hearts
Of some Of the big girls we'll as the little ones Some
are and n gndrssss The North Mort Main ST.
~ that sweet tooth. -, ...r
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-12-23
wooDMEN OF THE WORLD.


 Grand Manager Of the Woodmen of the World E. D. Rose of Omaha, Neb., who has been assigned to the state managership of the state Of Connecti- cut, with headquarters at Bridgeport, visited Dixwell camp No. 10, W. O. w., in his official capacity last evening, and agreeably entertained the members present with remarks on the growth and prosperity of the order. In his speech he stated that Dixwell camp No. 10 had made larger increase in mem- bership than all the other camps iii the city combined during the past year.
 The following were called upon and responded with appropriate remarks: Consul Commander Hugh Gibb, Lieut.. Advisor E. E. Vanburen, Sovereign Physician B. E. Henrahen, M. D., Sov- ereign Clerk Carl A. Mears, Sovereign Banker Charles A. Peterson, Sovereign Consul Commander-elect E. Franklin Johnson, and State Deputy William A. Bassett of New Haven, and Sovereigns Henry Hopkins and Fred W. Govin.
 Two cadidates were initiated into the mysteries of the Protective degree" |" Edward H. Simpson and John Love- day.
 There was about sixty members pres- ent.
 On Tuesday evenng, January II, 1904, installation of officers of Dixwell camp No. 10 will take place. All members are requested to be present. Grand Man. ager Rose will be present and exenplify the work as laid down in the new ritual and he will also exemplify the scret work,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-12-23
Sternhsrg's Employment Agency.

ARE you looking for irst-class help, city or country, or good situation? Come, see me. Fair dealings German spoken. Open evenings S1 COURT ST Tel. 1421-2
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-12-23
ExEcTTTIVE Af-TION.

Dr. Frank H. Sage of Middletown has been appointed a commission to examine John Masczn, prisoner in the Haddam jail. The governor has also authorized the admission of Da- vid S. Allen of New Haven to the Connecticut School for Imheeiles. He has approved the acquisitions of Presi- dent Wilcox and Secretary Vaill of the Connecticut commission of the Louisi- ana Purchase exposition, for st,2oO, and of Adjutant General George M. Cole on the comptroller for $1,OOo for office expenses, extra clerical services, travel ing and other expenses.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-12-23
ORDINANCE RELATING TO OFFICE HOURS OFCTTy nEENIGTATN

ORDINANCE RELATING TO OFFICE HOURS OFC,ITY
 OFFICIALS. In compliance with the provisions Of thg Charter of the City of New Haven. notics is hereby given of the adoption and apnroy- al of the following Ordinances
 Attest: HENRY E. NORRIS. Section 2S2. All city officials excent the Treasurer, and except where it is othervise provided, shall keep their respective offices open for the convenience of the public for not less than seven consecutive hours be- ginning at 9 o'clock a. 1n.. on every week day, except public holidays, and on Satur. days said offices shall be closed at o'clock P. m., unless the head of any department shall find it necessary to keep, his de partment or office open later. The office oI the Treasurer shall be open from 2:3O u 3:30 D. n. every day except Saturdays anl public holidays, and on Saturdays from Ii to F clock noon.
 Board of Aldermen, Nov. 30, 1903. Read for the first time and ordered printed in the Jurnal
 THOMAS c. MORAN,
 Assistant City Clerk. Board of Aldermen. Dec IS, 1903 Read for the second time, accepted and ordinance passed by . majority vote of all the Aldermen present or absent. VT THOMAS c. MORAN, Assistant City Clerk.
 City of New Haven, Dec. 21, 1903. Appis JOHN F. sTUDLEY. Mayor. The foregoing is true and correct copy of record and the said Ordinance will ba operative and in effect from and after De- Attest: HENRY F. NORRIS, d22 St City Clerk.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-12-23
MANIEn

WANTED, IA1IMEDIATELI a cook. Apply at 30s WHITNEY AVENUE d22 3t
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NOTICE.
District of New Haven, ss. Probate Court,

District of New Haven, ss. Probate Court,
 .....s-.... -.-... December q. 1905. ESTATE OF JOEL ". S. PECK, late of
 New Haven, in said District, deceased.
 The Executrix having made written aD- plication for an order authorizing and en- towering her to sell and convey certain real estate of said deceased as by said ap- plication on file in this Court more fully appears, 1t is |
 0RDERED, That safd application he heard and determined at q Court of Pro bate to be held at New Haven, in said Dis trict, on the 2Sth day of December, 1905, at ten o'clock in the forenoon, and that public notice of the peIldency of said ap- plication, and of the time and place of the nearing thereon. be given by publishing this order three times in some newspaper having circulation in said District.
 By order of Court, z.
 JAMES KINGSLEY BLAKE.
 d23 St Clerk.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-12-23

Very Likely.-"Life to me- said the very young man, twas but desert un- til I met you."
 And is that why you dance like Il camel?" asked his fair partner in the waltz.-Chicago News.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-12-23

sLEEMAN'S RELIABLE EMPLOYMENT
 AGENCY,s63 CHAPEL STREET. Estab-
 ilsheu l6 years. Largest, best in the state.
 Best male and female helD for any ard ali Kinds of work. Sent anywhere n2a tf
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-12-23

FOR the U. s. Army; able bodied, unmar. riea men, between the ages of 2f and 35: citizens of United States. of good char acteT and temperate habits, who can speak, read and write English. For fn- formation apply RECRUITING OFEIC- ER, $50 Chapel street, New Haven; 66 state street, Hartford; 1922 Main street, Bridgeport, or 199 Bank street, Water- bury, Conn. oI-d3l
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aMamts.

One sen. . word for each insertion: Eve cents . Usrs for a full week. sev.s simsA
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WANTED.

by woman of education and
 tact, as companion. City reference given. Address TEACHER, Box 24, Center
 brook. Conn. d23 7tn
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-12-23

District of New Haven. ss. Probate Court ...,,, ,...- December 10, 1903 ESTATE or MICHAEL DOHERTY. late
 of New Haven, in said District, deceased.
 The Administrator having exhibited his administration account with said estate \. this Court for allowance, it is s's- E ORDERED, That the 24th day of De- cember, 1903 at ten o'clock in the fore noon, at Court of Probate to be held at same is appointed for q hearing on the ak lowance of said account, and this ConJ1 directs that notice of the time and place oi said hearing be given by publishing this order three times in some newspaper hav- ing circulation in said District.
 LIVINGSTON W. CLEAVELAND,
 d21 3tp J,dge
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-04-24
Resolutions Of condolanee.

At a regular meeting Of wsdsworth
Post No. e5. @. A. r.. the following reso-
lutions were unanimously adopted:
Whereas. In Wow OF the loss we have
sustained by the death Of our late COM
rado. Gustavo F. Gerbing. and Of the still
heavier loss sustained by those who were
nearest and dearest to him. therefore
be il
Resolved. That it is but just tribute to
the memory Of the departed to say that
in regretting his removal from our mids,
We mourn for one who was in every way
worthy Of our respect and regard.
Resolved. That we sincerely condole
with tho family Of the deceased on the
dispensation with which it has pleased
Divine Providence to afflet them. and
commend them for eonsolationto to Him who
orders all things for the best and whose
chastsements are meant in mercy.
Resolved. That this heartfelt testimo-
nial Of cur sympathy and sorrow be for
wardsd 70 ths family Of our departed
eomrade by the adjutant Of this post. and
that these resolutions be spread upon the
records and a copy be sent to each Of the
city papers and TO the La Junta Tribune
c. c. Washburn.
VIM. Green,
J. n. Burr.
Committee.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-04-24
A Substitute for cslluloid.

Not many years ago threatened
ivory famine brought forth the re.
markable composition known as eel.
luloid. which ever since has been used
In many cases as substitute for the
more precious material. Recently the
Imitation itself has been initiated, and
that by curious preparation OF potato
pulp. The inventor was Dutchmau
named Knipcrs. He treated the waste
pulp-a residue from the manufacture
of the artificial potato four-with a
solution of acid and glycerine. Tho
resulting compound took the compost.
ton of sort of stickfast, which is
dried and ground to powder. With
the aid Of water the powder is nodded
into blocks. much as plaster of paris
"a nodded by moistening to a paste.
However, there is this important diff.
ference between the celluioid and the
new substitute-the new compound
can be cut and turned and bored and
used for every purpose from buttons
upward. In short, 1t is complete
substitute for bone and ivory.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-04-24
Always In Evidence In i. Good Cause

Tho Arkansas valley a, frequent inter-
walls adds now laurols TO its already on
yiable fame. Among tho la,es, evidences
Of tho enterprise Of tho valley arc tho
facts presented in circular letter son,
out by Chancellor Bueh,ei Of tho Denver
University. In raising tho funds TO free
this great school from dab,. subscriptions
were solicited in all portions OF tho valley
In the canvas for these donations Rocky
Ford promised $500. bu, whom |, come
TO bc collected tho sum swolled TO $500.
Other towns gave tho chancellor similar
agreeable surprises. La Junta promised
sl6o and paid s2oe. Manzanola OK
eeeded its subscription. Fowler promised
sll5 and paid sl6e. Lamar raised its
subscription slightly. ordway and Sugar
City both collected somewha, moro than
was originally promised.
Form this statomon, Il will be sccn
that tho Arkansas valley has a soul above
eantaloupcs. alfalfa and sugar bccts. and
comes down with tho cash when an odu-
eational institution. the pride Of tho state.
is to be helped. Chancellor 5ueh,el's
circular letter closes as follows: RE-
spoetfully submitted. as an expression Of
thanks TO these who helped SO heartily.
and as stimulus TO those who need a
tpnic"