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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Reflex Thought by Johnny.

Mother-Why, Johnny. aren't you
ashamed of yourself. striking your
little brother?
Johnny-Pm doing it for his own
good. ma, and it hurts me more than
it does him.-January Woman's Home
Companion.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
An Execution.

You know" said the woman suf-
fragist, they say. the hand that
rocks the cradle is the hand that
rules the world"
"Ridiculous! cried Henpeck. "Fm
sure my hand doesn't rule the world. "
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Not an Orange Country.

The new teacher asked of the class
the following question:
John had oranges. James gave
him IL and he gave Peter Z. How
many did he have left?"
Before this problem the class re-
coiled.
please, SIR" said a young lad, 1--WE
always does our sums in apples"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Almost a Century Plant.

Minister Ito one of his members, a
venerable old gardener)-You have
reached great age, John.
John-'Deed haze |, sir, for gin
leeve till the 11th of next month III
be an octageranium
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Gone, But Not FORGOTTEN.

Manager-Where's the living skele-
ton? It's his turn to go on.
The General Utility Boy-Please.
sir, he slipped while he was awashing
his hands, an went down tn waste
pipe.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
She Was Doinq It.

Here, what are you doing there?-'
demanded the suburbanite's dog to
the old hen in the coal bin.
why" replied the hen, 81 heard
master say last night that this is the
proper time to lay in coal."-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
A Request,

Mistress-Didn't you hear me ring
before?
Maid-I kind of thought l did.
ma am; but wasn't sure
Mistress-Well. next time, please
give me the benefit of the doubt
Puck.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Caught.

Mr.. Reuben Eck-Doing some shop
ping for your mother to-day, weren't
you?
Miss Grownsere (unwarily)-No,
was quite selfish to-day. All did was
for myself. Why?
Mr.. Reuben Eck-I saw you going
Into that false hair emporium
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
The UItra-Canine.

How provoking! l wanted to take
our bulldog out riding and now l have
to wait until the maid cleans his
teeth"
What is the trouble, Mabel?"
Why. he bit tramp"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
A Hardship of Modern War.

She-The strain on the soldier in
modern warfare must be very great
He-It is. Sometimes the pho
tographer isn't ready. and you have
to wait hours, and then the pictures
may prove failures.-Judge.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
comparisons Are odious.

Perkins Jr.-Why don't ye buy that
horse of Seth's, pop? He's got fine
pedigree.
Perkins Sr.-Pedigree! The ques-
ton is, is he wuth anything? Why.
boy, them sassiety folks what comes
here in the summer has pedigrees.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Required No Nerve.

Il don't see anything remarkable
about the heroic boy standing on the
deck" said the man with the glass
eye.
"No?"
Certainly not. If I had the deck
I'd stand. too-but as it is, give me
two cards"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
As Well as He Could.

do you think | covered the
ground?" asked the lawyer when he
had concluded his presentation of the
case.
Well" said his client, Il think you
covered as much of it as your size
would permit"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Overheard in skallybalIoo.

Overheard In SkaIIybaIIoo.
Murphy had courage"
He did"
"Yis; whin tn cannon ball blew his
head off, phwat did he do?"
''Phwat did he do?"
''Phoy, he turned aroun' avn asked
tn corporal for a glass av whisky"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
A Timely Correction.

Spartacus-Do you find many gram
matical errors in my composition?
Smartacus-Not one. Every error
l have so far discovered is decidedly
ungrammatical.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Just Makes II.

"She borrows everything she can
think Of
"Oh, no; she never borrows trou'
ble.'
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
The LIGHT That Failed.

Mrs. A.-When l was engaged to my
husband he was the very light of my
existence.
Miss D.-And now?
Mrs. A.-fhe light goes out every
nisht-Brooklyn Life
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Great Luck.

81 had great luck coming home in
the trolley car last night"
You didn't really get seat?"
ooh, my no! But l had half inter
est in strap nearly all the way"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Power of Imagination.

Power of Imagination.
$50 you went to see one of those old
New England plays. Was it realist-
ser
Indeed it was. Why, when the rain
storm came up Uncle Henry's corns
begAn to hurt him."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Asked and Answered.

what" asked the youth, sis the
Ereat secret of success?
'.The great secret of success" re-
piled the philosopher, "is to find some
Jthing you can't do-then don't do 1t.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Those Lovinq Girls.

Edyth-Yes, | have decided to mar
ry Jack for the purpose of reforming
him.
Mayme-Poor fellow! Is he really In
need of such heroic treatment7
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17
Financial Contract Security Co.

VIM INC SEND for LIST of SECONDHAND
SiOItNS, lNsThUMEN rs. II VIII pay you.
L. RUsCHENBERG & Co. s-s 10th st., Denver. Col.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17

OV,nVE REPAIRS every known make OF
~ L " ~ stove, furnace range. GEO A.
PULLEN. 1851 Lawrence St. Denver. Phone ID
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17

AGENTS wantei to sell our Nursery stock
NORTHERN NURSERY CO., DENVER, COLO.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17

TRUNKS TRUNKS, TRUNKS. Write for III
'hoNNo CGtalog The A. T. MEEK TRUNK
BAG co., 10th and Lawrence sts.. Denver. Colo.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-02-17

Fidelity Savings Assn u4. 1ssSsns. sSss 5000
SEND FOR PER CENT. DEPOSIT PASS BOOK
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20
THE REVIEW
 SouVENEIR'S EDITION.

The work of gathering data to be used in the story of Cochise county, its origin. the many interesting ex- periences of its pioneers. the mining excitement which brought Tombstone into notoriety. the early history of Bisbee, and the Warren mining dis trict, today considered the richest in copper to be found on the m ID, $ now under way The growth of Cochise county and the great achievements within its borders, will te published in a souvenir edition of the Review winch win appear during the month of July, or as soon as the work can he accom- plished
 The work is undertaken foc the pur- pose of gathering ali information con cerning every industry and resource of this county and put t in convenient form for distribution through .he mails.
 The soyenir edition will be put in magazine form I'd will be printed on heavy calendar book pnner with spe- ciaMy designed and handsome cover. It will be illustr2.ed with half-tone cuts made from photographs taken by Mir. w F. HumpEries. who has been en, gagged to do this work specially for the Peview; it will contain seventy pages. Fen thousand copies will be printed and sent out, rCach:ny every state in the union.
 The expense of the work will in volve an expenditure of large sum Of money, when measured with the bank account of the average newspaper. but the Review has already received as surance sufficient to guarantee that uur souynir edition vii be the largest and handsomest publication. des ;tipt- i've of the wonderful resources. un- euualed climate and marvellous advan' ,ages to te found in Cochise county, eyer turned out in the southwest.
 The owners of the Review have just completed a 60-page souvenir edition of the Arizona Bulletin. published in Graham county, which may be seen ID the Review office by all who may de- sire to obtain a more definite idea of what may be expected in the souvenir edition of this paper.
 Rates of advertising and full infor- snztion concerning this work may be saa bv calling at the Review office. or addressing the publishers.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20
THE MAN WITH THE GUN

Douglas, our sister city~on the south has been in the throes of a struggle for the supremacy of law and order during the past four days and up to the present writing the man with a gun" has ridden rough shod over the community and three men-two of them officers, have been made the vic tins of the vicious practice of gun packing" that is a daily menace to the law abiding citizens of this county.
 There is no denying the fact that the shooting element" and the bad man" have been encouraged during the past two years in this county. This class have not been prosecuted with that yigor that secures conyic- tion, and juries have been prone to assume that reasonable doubt" was a preventive to finding the prisoner guilty.
 Such prostitution of justice, wit messed in this county in the past, has been the means of encouraging that class of which the slayer of Tom Vaughn is living example.
 The rapid influx of population into Cochise county, bordering on Sonora makes our situation precisely favora- ble to the bad element, and the do ings of the criminal class in this coun- ty who in the past have been allowed to go scot free, nay, even honored by appointment to office, has been her aided abroad and has proven an i'm migration incentive to men of their stripe
 Cochise county is today reaping the harvest from the seeds of miscarried justice. The time has come when the good citizens of Cochise county must rise in their might and see that the law is enforced to the strict letter. Justice and law have long enough been trampled under the heel of the gun packer" and the Lad man.
 The spring court term at Tombstone is approaching. It convenes next month and on the bench will be found Hon. Fletcher NJ. Doan, who is honored and respected for his firmness of de cision in criminal cases in this terri tory Let the citizens of this county. who have been summoned on the ju- ry, do their full duty. Let us have more law and order and less gun packers"
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20
TORRES C. PRlETAs RAILWAY.

Time Card No. 16, in Effect March 22. Train No. leaves Miuas Prietas at 6
 am; arrives Torres at 6:45 a. m. Train No. 2 leaves Torres at a. m;
 arrives Minas Prietas S:45 a. n. Train No. leaves Minas Prietas at f
 pm; arrives Torres 4 4:45 p. m. Train No. leaves Torres at 7:30 p.
 m.; arrives Minas Prietas S:15 pm
 All trains connect with trains on Sonora railway. Nogales to Guaymas and vice versa.
 Wells-Fargo & Co.'S express and tel egraph in operation between Torres, Minas Prietas and sll parts of the world.
 Shortest and best route to Yaaui rver, Barranca and San Marcial coal fields. Soyopar Sahuripa. Uras La Bufa. La Dura Yaqui Smelling and Refining and Yaqui Copper companies.
 Freight can be consigned to F. H Seymour to be forwarded by teams from Minas Prietas to the above named places.
 Advanced charges paid, all goods stored free of charge, no commission or brokerage charges for handling goods.
 At Minas Prietas depot, hacks al ways ready to make trips to any of the above named points at reasonable rates. F. H. SEYMOUR, President Proprietor.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

Every one who has smoked Favor ite wants another. 5-16-tf
 Mir. Joseph Pominville, of Saltwater. Minn.. after having spent over s2,O00 with the best doctors for stomach trouble without relief, was advised by his druggist, Mir Alex Richard. to try a box of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. He did so. and is a well man today. If troubled with in digestion. bad taste in the mouth. lack of appetite or constipation. give these Tablets trial, and you are certain to be more than pleased with the result. For sale at 25 cents per box by all druggists.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate of Mary E. Denn, Deceased

Notice Is hereby given by the under signed. administrator of the estate O Mary E. Denn, deceased, to the credi' DTS of and all persons having claim against the said deceased, to exhibi' them, with the necessary vouchers within ten months after the first publi cation of this notice, to the said a6 minstrator, at Bisbee. Arizona. tn same being the place for the trans action of business of said estate. il aid county of Cochise.
 MAURiCE DENN. Administrator of the Estate of Mar E. Denn.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

4 trip through the territory shows unprecedented prosperity on every hand. Tucson and Phoenix are gong ahead under a full head Of steam stimulated by new railroads and new enterprises of every kind Espeeially ix Phoenix rejoicing in the immediate ,rosDect of the Tonto reservoir or the
 Eastern Railroad and the beet gusar factory. Jerome is fast ap- nryaching old time production Of cop -os- and hopes soon to surpass the old days. Congress is grinding out the yellow metal. Prescott is reviving 5,,der the rehabilitation of Whipple Barracks. Every where 1t IS the same story of progress and prosperity
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20
NoTIce TO ARcHITEcTs

Office of the Board of Supervisors. Cochise county, Arizona.
 Tombstone, May 12. 1903. Plans will be received at the office of the board of supervisors in the city of Tombstone to June 1st, 1903, at 10 a. m.. for the construction of an extension to the county cou:t house and jail.
 The successful competitor whose plans will be acceptei by the board will receive the regular percentage for the plans and experimenting the construction of the sad extension
 J. J. BOWEN, Chairman. JAMES T. DUNCAN, Clerk.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

Bisbee must not lose its reputation as being the best white rcn's camp in the west by giving encouragement to foreigner laborers, who seem to be finding the location of Bisbee on the map with alarming regularity.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

The finding of ore ih the Copper Glance at the present depth is cause fDr reorganization to every mine own VT between Bisbee and the Sonora line
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

The state of Kentucky. under whicn the Southern Pacific Railway company was incorporated. is now suing that corporation for the sum of sS.OOo'Oeo in back taxes, claimed by the state to have accrued since 1898. It seems the over rich have their troubles equally with the poor.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20
AN PAYABLE POEM

That Opera Club Cafe Is the talk of the day. Along with mutton chop You can have Rainiers hop Private rooms for ladies, Sweet music for babies; If looking for better fare. Trust yourself to our care No one can excel
 The goods that we sell. { OLLIE.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

We simply can't help buying gooJ reliable mems goods. You see they sell so much better and always please Then as we put all our attention to the selection of mems goods it's no wonder we're right.
 SCHWARTZ BROS.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

A surprise party is in store for those men who havn't been to Schwartz Bros. store lately. At q glance you see a better assorted stock than ever before and examina- tion shows you fair prices and the same to all
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20
BUSINESS BRIEFSI

Call for the "El Tropico" cigar. made Bisbee from Clear Havana Fill ,ngs and Sumatra wrappers. Sold ev anywhere.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

It is almost heartrending @ to view the debris of busted trusts scat tered all over the country. wrought by Legislation passed by the late republi- can congress iO
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

Development work in the progress cs the Coper Glance Mine will be
 watched with peculiar interest as soon as the pumps are installed and sink ing resumed. The favorable lndlca- ,io,s found in the drift on the 800 foot level shows that the Copper ,.rance is not barren by any means.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

Trimmed hats, soc and up, at Mrs Blewetts. Khaki suits S2.75. How are these for bargains? 5-3-ti
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

A large and fresh supply of photo graphic materials, including develop ing powders. toning solutions, printing g out papers and films, has just arrived at the Bisbee Drug Co.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

When you want to rent a house call and see Wallace's list No trouble to show houses, horse and wagon always at the door. I. W. Wallace S-13-u
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20
WATER NOTICE

All persons desiring to take water from the Mcdonald Springs. call at ny office in Dunn's Drug store, opp. F. 0. Rates s2.OO and $500 per month.
 A. J. Cronk.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

When you want a pleasant physic. try Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. They are easy to take and pleasant in effect For sale by all druggists.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

Ask your grocer for Eureka Lemon Vanilla Extract, only manufactured by B. Maier & Co., Benson, Arizona t19-tf.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

The "Yerba- Buena" of the Fl From terizo Cigar company is the par ex- cellence Havana cigar fragrant. cool, delicious.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

A new line of hats just received It Mrs. Blewett's and avery one tue lat est. U
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20
PATENTS.

Patents-Hazard & Harpham Los Angeles. Send for free boIk on patents.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

FI- a good, comfortable smcke, try he "El Tropico"-s home production X trial will convince you.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20
PIANO BARGAINS

very easy terms during April and May. ER. HAMILTON, MASON & HAMLIN and KIMBALL Pianos and Organs vOSE & SONS KINGSBURY FRANK LIN WILLARD and many other pianos at half the marked price. Popular 10c THE PIANoLA AND OTHER SELF.
 PLAYERS
 We are pioneer piano men of the southwest.
 We carry the largest stock of pianos and general musical merchandise and have in stock in our various agencies nver one hundred pianos of twenty diff. ,erent makes. Write for catalogues and terms.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

"El Fronterizo," the speciality of the El Fronterizo Cigar company, is of fine aroma. sweet and soothing.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

Who will volunteer to telegraph the news to Newett?
Bisbee daily review., 1903-05-20

The Rey.ew has branch office at Douglas, and is delivered by carrier In the following towns: Naco. Cananea.
 Douglas.
 Tombstone. Benson.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-02-04

pathetic strength elsewhere. but advances
We're not well held St. Louis Southwest
ern preferred. Denver and Rio Grande
preferred, Chicago Great Western prefer
red and Pacific Coast rose to IL points.
Anal gamated Copper gained a point An
aconda gained "a points, American Hide
and Leather preferred is points and
Wells Fargo IA points On the other hand
Northwestern lost 3 points and Cleveland
@. c. and St. Louis ia points. Bonds were
easier at noon
Stocks were bought more freely during
the noon hour, but the demand was mostly
for the low priced stocks. Erie second pre-
ferred led the movement with a gain of 2
points and the first preferred, Chicago
Great Western preferred Chesapeal and
Ohio. Southern, American Locomotive and
cal / to ~ points Sugar and Union Pa
ciic were lifted a point and the market
in general hardened slight fractions.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-02-04

dalton and use of any railroad within
this state, whether same be operated by
steam or electricity, or who shall viii
fully and maliciousIy take or remove
the waste or packing or brass or brasses
from any journal box or boxes of any
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, tender, carriage,
coach, car, caboose or truck used or
operated or capable of being operated
upon any railroad, whether same be
operated by steam or electricity, with
out the authority of such railroad, shall
on conviction thereof be punished by
confinement and hard labor in the peni-
tertiary not less than one or more than
three years"
The passage of this bill would make
1t a penitentiary offense for a boy to
carve his initials on depot.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-02-04
VISITS LEGISLATURE.
State Society Of Labor Accepts
Invitation of Lawmakers.

The State Society of Labor and In
dustry, al their meeting this afternoon
elected H. D. Robinson, of Pittsburg,
to fill the uneXpired term of B. 2. Scott,
who resigned the position of assistant
secretary today.
There were two candidates, Robin
son and W o. Van Pelt, for SCOTS
position until July, when Robinson, who
is the regularly elected assistant secre-
tary, takes the office. Robinson was
elected last evening, and today again
elected to the same position, something
which does not occur frequently. few
people enjoying the privilege of being
elected twice in tWenty-fOur hours.
Scott resigned to go into the insurance
business with w. " Church. ex-Super-
intendent of insurance.
The fourth member of the legislative
committee, provided for by the consti-
tuition committee yesterday when they
amended the section. was elected this
morning. The position was secured by
S. D. Bird, of the Building Trades I'm
ion.
At 10 today a messenger brought
from Spueaker Pringle, of the house of
representatives the announcement that
all delegates were invited to visit the
floor of the house, and that their badges
would be sufficient endorsement to pass
the sergeants- alarms.
The notice was received with favor
by the delegates. who passed a motion
to so to the house in body upon adj
journment The business of the society
was closed this afternoon. and many of
the visiting delegates viii return to
their homes tonight.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-02-04

Claude Melnotte role, 1t was eenducf
calculated to cause him to strife the
wretch who had not only wrecked his
sisters life, but Inundated his farnfIv's
rington and would have been q potroor9
and a coward had he not done SO. Many
a man would have ended the AFFAIR with
a bullet.
yourself that you have 81 brother-ir-law
conservative enough to allow you TO
escape to the calaboose with a whole
skin. You were very lucky for the
damage you have done that Innocent
girl through your masquerading is al
most irreparable.
Your conduct comes within the
province of the ordinance. even If 3ou
did not resist when your brother-tn-law
struck you / fine you the naEimtm
sentence in my power. $500. Cochrale,
you are discharged and you have ny
congfa tulations for the way you de-
Tended your sisters horror"
Darlington fell back into his sea-.
stunned at the sentence
As he was being led back to the cell
he said YEARLY:
i have no money. have not
friend in America. I am thoroughly
wretched.
Don't you know I cannot see why
they are holding me at all 7 did not
prefer cross-charges against Cochrane.
l didn't fight. never struck him; I
uiu 4AOt HI NY ndlu. 4 uiun want any
trouble, and tried to get out of the
house, and yet am charged with dis
turbing his peace. The police are un-
just
I did wrong, of course, in passing for
a pros peCtiVe lord, and when told one
lie had to tell lot to back up the
first one. But I'm not half bad My
parents belonged to the landed gentry
in England, every bit as good as the
mobiles, except we have no titles. I am
70
my parents she would forgive the other
deception. I love her very dearlY.n