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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

II may have been about half an hour
afterward when he presented himself
at the house where John Robinson
lived and introduced himself to the
landlady thereof. with the result that
he was presently ushered up two
flights of stairs to a large room at the
rear of the house. Left alone there
he remarked to himself, This doesn't
secm to go against me so much as II
usually does"
Then he proceeded to examine the
personal effects Of Mr. Robinson. The
examination was thorough, but the
product was singularly meager. He
discovered an envelope containing
some pawnbroker's tickets. showing
loans upon a watch. a winter OverCOat
and ring of small value. and in a
waste paper basket a part of an envel-
ope which had been addressed to some
person in Philadelphia, but the name
was missing. Remembering that Rob-
insOn had thought of Philadelphia first
when cropping about for falsehood,
the latter discovery assumed some lit
tie importance as a guide for subse-
Quent investigation.
The particular object of the detect
ives search eluded him, however, and
when he left the house he was far
from satisfied with his luck.
Il thought ! knew why Robinson
went home" he said, but either
Iidn't or he changed his mind
He spent some hours in verifying
RUbinsOn's statement about the place
where he had passed the night and in
attempting to ascertain the young
mans favorite haunts and the names
OF his companions. The verifiCatiOn
was easy, but the search for the man
associates yielded little. Apparently
Robinson had not wide circle of aC-
] quaintances.
! Returning to the lower regions of the
city. Elmendorf encountered a bit OF
better fortune in learning that Robin
son had visited his place of employ
ment on the previous day between j
and o'clock.
III he's the man" reflected the de-
tective. he took that money home
and then. not finding satisfactory
place to hide 1t, he brought it down
here BY the everlasting. he must have
had 1t in his pocket right there in Elsie
Miller's room. No wonder he had
nervous prostration!"
/ Alden. as was to have been expected
Lad left his Office long before ElmeG.
dOrf returned to II. Robinson also had
| gone away, but might come back soon,
BY the exercise of little tact the de-
tectiye secured permission to wait in
che private Office, and while there LC
I iamiliarized himself thoroughly with
the contents of Robinsons desk, but II
was not worth the trouble.
: 1t was difficult TO suppose that Rob
inson was still carrying that money in
his pocket. He must have put 1t sor's
where. And Elmendorf racked bis
brains. asking the conventional and
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

very adroiIly raised the gummed lap
pet without inhicting any injury
which could not he repaired. The en-
velOpe contained five 500 bills
wrapped in blank sheet OF the firm S
paper.
Despite the coincidence Of amounts,
this was not necessarily the money
mentioned in Aldens note to Elsie. II
or instance Mr.. Robinson should say
that he had trugally laid 10y that sum,
and had thought his employers desk
the safest place Tor it, the statement
would be equal. hard TO believe or to
d'sproye. For this reason Elmendorf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

either. said Brenda. You don't in
spire any terror in me. You're only
Nittle bit pale. and perhaps you nave
cried too much"
you must think am perfect baby.
Really II isn't so. | have bU.Le some
things in this life fairly well. would
bear much more and be as happy as
any girl II ony knew how. But
there's no way. My life is in = angle
that cannot be unwound. ] just SIM
ply cant 20 on, Brenda. That's what
felt when ! opened my eyes N this
room the first time and while ] lay
thinking before | would let Or. Ken
dali know was conscious. There is
no way, absolutely no way
Her voice began to tremble, bat she
resolutely checked the tendency.
How everything settles down on
you in the morning" she said. "fOu
wake so happy. Perhaps you have
dreamed of the pleasantest Thugs.
almost always drem of people J like
and Of being with them in the iclds or
abroad somewhere in strange city
and all dressed up in the most wonder
full clothes, and then the reality be
gins to come down, like-like d great
ball of rags. | saw them loading q
barge with rags OnCe-she was Long
side a steamer--and | always Temem-
bered how those dirty, heavy, sitting,
bales came down. They were IKE lie.
& l..t
bale Of rags, my young friend. said
Brenda. and unless I'm mach mis-
taken II will be in the future quite
like some of those dreams. There was
q young man who made promise or
two about strange cities and beautiful
clothes. you know" she added, reGGen-
ing little. Il saw Mr.. Aldens note
to you. and was tricked into reading
part OF IT,"
Il suppose 1t will be printed IN the
papers" said Elsie, with your picture
and mine and Mr.. Alden's. Isn't the
awful? 1t is so absolutely horrible
that there's no use being polite about
II. But really never meant 10 DO you
any harm. never encouraged Mr..
Alden loved him from the begin
ming. The very first evening saw
him went home and cried about him,
but when he began to come to SCI me
made him think that didrl care
ror him. ! actually did make him
think so"
Il know it," replied Brenda gently.
He told me So
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
7. \. K. CO.'S BUSINESS

The Japan Gazette OF September %
contains the following statement re.
garding the Togo Kisen Kaishas bus.
mess for the past six months:
An ordinary general meeting Of the
Togo Kisen Kaisha was held in Tokyo
on Sunday afternoon. President Asa.
no OF the company delivered an ad.
dress as to the business conditions
during the half-year ended the Both
June. 1903. He said that the cargo
business on the San Francisco-Hong.
kong line during the period under re-
view was the dullest for several years.
The quantity Of goods shipped was
over 5000 tons. about 10 per cent. in
freight less than that in the first half
of the previous business year and also
some 5000 tons, about 22 per cent. in
freight, short as compared with the
last half Of the same year. The Presi
dent pointed to five different events as
the principal causes Of this falling of,
including the competition Of a foreign
company and the Russo.Japanese war
scare on the whole, the passenger
business was successful. The number
Of first.class passengers both ways and
Of Japanese stoerage passengers to
the American continent was largely
increased as compared with the pre-
ViOus business year but other passen.
gers diminished. The president d.
TeCted special attention to big cur.
tailment OF current expenses, especial.
ly for coal and consumable goods.
Since the opening Of business the com.
pany had been endeayOring to eCOno-
miZe such expenses and succeeded this
period in reducing them by some eigh-
ty thousand yen as compared with the
last period. On the HOngkong.Manila
line, both cargo and passengers were
increased and this service had become
popular, but the tariff was very low
owing to the prevailing competition
among carrying traders. Accordingly,
the company still suffered some loss In
the present period. The fleet and 9th.
or property Of the company were in a
good condition and their value remain.
ed firm.
The following statement Of account
was submitted to the meeting and
passed unanimously:
Yen.
Gross proceeds ....,.... 1916, 9SS.24S
Brought forward from pre-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

a few trivial questions and departed
half an hour later he delivered the
five 500 bills to the chief of the de-
tective bureau, with a full report upon
the manner in which they had come
into his possession and the method by
which he had succeeded in identifying
one Of them.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

The kJsINEss MANS HANDY IN
oEX, published In tts Saturday 5ulle'
tin and the Weekly Edition. gives a
concise and compete resume Of all le'
gal notices, calls for tenders, Judg.
ments, building permits and real es.
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin,
rs cents per month. Weekly Bulletin,
i per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

PERSON TO CALL on
retail trade and agents for nanui curing house
local territory; straight salary SO paid weekly
and expense money advanced previous expert
ence unnecessary position permanent business
successful Enclose self addressed envelope
Superintendent Travellers Gao Mcnon Bldg,
Chicago, s.78-It
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
GUESSING CONTEST

am looking for an ur-to.date man whose
wits are alive. To start, offer Prize
valued at Five Dollars ($5.OO)
to the one solving the above enigma,
Guessing polls close OCT. 81, 1903.
Address all replies to B.A.P., care
Bulletin.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
WANTS
Sec Page 3. NEW TO-DAY, for New Ads.
ayTEATIoSS WANTED.

WANTEp-A position as Waterman,
janitor or caretaker, by reliable,
steady and industrious man; refer.
ences. F. NJ. 1880 Emma st.
257g-lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
HELP WANTED.

girl to take care of
child and attend to light work; Ger.
man preferred; must have refer
enCes. Apply at this office.
25II-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
(To oe Continued.)

II Is said that London has no less
than 3l3 parks and open spaces, while
in 1884 the number was only 1903. They
are reckoncd to have cost slO,5so.0JO.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

Baron NJ. Mayejima and Mr.. |. Wa
kaO We're reelected auditors and the
proposed reconstruction of the Yoke.
hama Office was also endorsed at an
extraordinary meeting which followed.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

The Weekly Edition of the Evening
gives complete summary Of
The news Of the day.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
FOUND.

FoUND-Deposit book on First Ma.
tlOnal Bank. Same may be had by
inquiry at this Office and paying
costs of advertising. 25S0-tr
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
SPECIAL. NOTICES.

PAcHEco'S Dandruff Killer is a mar.
yellous quick relief for prickly heat
and itching scalps; one application
allays the awful itching. At Union
Barber Shop.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
A CARD

brief and pointed, placed in Bull.
letin Want columns brings quick re.
suits. Say what you want in few
words and always make your Want AID.
clear to the reader. Bulletin Want
columns are popular because they give
satisfaction. When you WANT
Want in The Bulletin.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
TO LET.

FOR RENT-GOS Quarry Street, house.
OF s rooms for rent cheap Apply to-
J. W. PodmOre, Bethel and King.
25G2-tf
FOR RENT-Cheap; broom furnished
cottage. suitable for a couple, or or
men. Alakea House. 2S7S-2w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
TO LET.

FOR RENT-Large dwelling on Phi.
koi near Lunalilo SITS; $50 per mo.
Honolulu Investment Co., Judd Bldg.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

TO LET - Furnished housekeeping
rooms; hot and cold baths. Los An.
geles. 1913 Fort st. 2356tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

TO LET-Furnlshed rooms at No. Q
Garden lane. Mrs. McCOnnal. 1868
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
LOST.

lOST-A hand basket containing s2S
and Children's clothes. Finder
please return to Sanitary Steam
Laundry and receive reward. 257G-lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09
RATES FOR WANT ADS.

Ads in this column will be inserted
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

book No. 1879 on First
Am. Savings & Trust Co. Please re-
turn TO bank. 25G7.3w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-09

Gross proceeds ....,.....316,9S S.24S
Brought forward from pre-
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
SCHEDULE IL EFFECT DEC. "A, 1907.
TRAINS LEAVE AND ARRIVE FollR.
TENTH STREET STATION.
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND VA

200 A, NJ No. :. daily for Danville. Char.
lotte and all local stations, south con.
/ Meeting at DanNilie Tor stations 10 Iynch.
burg also with ID. & ". railway for Martins.
VIE and stations on that line. Al Greens
] Doro Tor All stations east and west thereof
1880 T.. NJ, No. IL limited train daily for
JACKSONVILLE aud All Florida points: Havana
Nassau, etc. Connects al MOsley with Farm.
vile and POWhatan Railroad; at Greensboro
Tor Durham, Raleigh and v inston-Salem;
Al Dsnvill with No. g. United States Fast
Mail so III, train, daily for New Orleans ana
points south, which carries sleepeis 10 New
Orleans, Columbia, Savannah aud Jackson.
vile Drawing koom Sleeper Richmond
10 Atlanta and birmingham. Through coach
for Chase CITY, oxford and Durham. Through
lrhln, with sleeper, Salisbury TO Memphis.
Dining Car Service.
1905 2. NJ, No. n, Southern Express, daily
FOR Atlanta, Augusta Jacksonville and
points south. Sleeper for DanNille, Greens
bOro, Salisbury and Charlotte, open at
edmond 92O 4. NJ. Connections with
New York and Florida Express and South.
western Limited, which carries through
,leepers 10 Augusta, savannah, Jacksonville
Tampa, Nashville, Memphis. Atlanta, New
Orleans. etc. Complete Dining Car service.
Also Pullman Tourist Sleeper Mondays,
wednesdays and Fridays, Washington 10
San Francisco, without charge. With con
neciions for all points in Texas, Mexico and
california.
500 a. NJ. No l.. local daily, except sunday.
for keysyille ana intermediate points.
TRAINS ARRIVE ~ RICHMOND.
6bjA. NJ, and C:2j r. 81. from Atlanta.
Augustus, Jacksonville, Ashevile and all
points South.
$40 A. NJ, from keys,illo and local sta
TONS.
80 A.. NJ, fom Durham. Charlotte, Dan
vile ana informed ate stations.
LOCAL FREIGHT TRAINS.
Nos. 81 aud ", between Manchester and
Neapolls.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
ZESTFUL FRANKNESS.
An Irate Laumaker Who Was One of
the "COwardIy NincompOops"
Himself.

Unexpected frankness now ant
then gives special zest to the
humor Of a situation in congress
When "Gabe' Bouck was the repre-.
sentative from the Oshkosh district
of Wisconsin, a pension bill came
before the house, to his great yexa.
ton Of spirit; for, while his personal
convictions were directly opposed to
Il, his political interests were strong
enough to whip him into line. On
the day the bill came up for final
disposal fellow member met Bouck
in the space behind the last row Of
seats, walking back and forth and
gesticulating excitedly. bringing his
clenched right fist down into the
hollow Of his left hand, TO the accom-
)animent OF explosives which would
hardly look we'll in print. writes
Francis +. Leupp in "Some Humors
IF Congress"
"What's the trouble, Gabe?' in
luired his friend. "Why all this ex-
ciiemcnt?'
TROUBLE" snorted the irate law
maker. Trouble enough, That
pension bill is mp. and all the cow
ardly nlncompoops in the house are
going To vote for it. It's sure to pass
sure TO pass"
"But why don't YOU get the floor
and speak against it-try to stop
It?' suggested the other.
"Try 10 stop it?" echoed Bouck.
"Try TO stop it? Why, I'm one OF
The cowardly nincompoops myself"
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
A THREATENING EVIL.
ne seats Of Too Many Senators Are
Obtained by Corrupt
Practices.

1t is the popular habit TO attacl
the senate Of the United States Will
general condemnation. This is mis-
leading, says writer. in Century
An honest man, who knows the sen
ate intimately in all its workings
the other day said Of it that any
such sweeping attack had the mex
actness OF caricature, the fact being
that the senate contains a group of
well-equipped and disinterestcd pub
lie men who have become experts
in governmental questions, and who
get through in the course Of the year
IAN immense amount Of useful pub
lie business"
There is much truth in this. But
the other thing Is true also, that
state after state, and some Of our
oldest states, are represented by men
whom il is a loss of reputation 10
associate with intimately; who got
their seats by Corrupt practices" OF
one kind or another; and whose
presence in the senate is an adyer-
tisement Of the low tone of the state
machines" and legislatures, through
whose corrupt management, or vir-
tual purchase. they obtained their
honorable seats. And a low-toned
senator or representative means. as
a rule, low class Of federal appoint
mentS in the states or districts thus
represented; for It is a part Of the
situation that every means
is taken TO deceive the appointing
powers ms 20 the real character Of
those recommended by corruptionists
10 office.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
DOMESTICATED LEOPARDS.
South African Region where the Va
lives Tame the Animals and
Make Use of Them.

| Cpogoro, in German East Africa,
says The Sphere, has only recently
come into prominence. The whole
country is mountainous in character.
and several peaks attain an altitude
If $500 feet.
One Of the drawbacks Of the country
s the presence in large numbers Of
wild animals, chief among which is
the leopard. Although sparing the
Europeans, yet he does not fear to
burst into the native huts and seize
any human being who may be within
seach. Should he not succeed in ef-
fecting an entrance. he lies in wait
until some unfortunate native ven
lures ont.
IL there is a goat pen OF a chicken
roost, he satisfied himself there. but
falling this fears not to attack the in
habitants. Once satisfied. he retircy
to his lair. and, being tracked, often
falls prey 20 the European rifle.
Young leopards are often caught
by the natives, and are bartered for
money or articles Of clothing. These
are sometimes tanned. and though not
so Trustworthy as the dog, yet throw
of their wild nature. and are utilized
for practical purposes.
They are used for drawing light
carts, and it is by no means uncom-
mon ia see them harnessed to the
mountain guns, which they pull along
with the utmost facility.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
Our stable Apple Crop.

The latest estimate places the total
number of apple trees Of bearing age
in the United States at somewhat over
2OO,OOO,OOO. This is nearly three trees
to every person. These trees Weld
more than l7j,OOO,OOO bushels. Not all
OF these apples are consumed at home.
for in years Of full crop more than
100000 go abroad Yet the apples
kept at home are more than two bush
els ~ every adult and child.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
YORK-RIYER LINE WEST w POINT
THE FAVORIrE ROUTE NORTH.
LEAVE RICHMOND,

LEAVE kltHM uND,
$50 T.. NJ. No. Ii. Baltimore Limited. daily
except sundays, for West Point connecting
nc West Point with steamers for Baltimore
aud York River landings Mondays, We'd
nesdays and Fridays.
2:lj T.. NJ, No. Co. Mondays, wednesday,
aud Fridays, local express for West POM
~ intermediate stations. connects WIN
,tage az Lester Manor for Nalkerion ana
lappahannOck.
500 A. NJ, 40. ~. local mixed, leaves daily
except sundays, for West Point and IN
termediate stations. connecting With slAgt
AT l.estor Manor for Waikerton ana Tap
pahannOck.
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOND.
9lj a. NJ, No. %. daily. from West Point
with connection from Baltln. ore, Sunualr'
wednesday and Fridays.
1913 a. NJ. No. 9, Wednesdays ana frldays
from West Point and local stations.
40 T.. NJ. daily ak ept sundays, from "eH'
Point and intermediate stations. -,
Steamer, sail from West Point 800 f.M,,
Mondays. Wednesdays and Fridays anu
will can az Almonds, & iaybank and Nlouees-
ter Point
g.. W. MfSIBUKl,
District Passenger AGENT
10 g.. Main Street Richmond, Va
\ n. HAkDM lCk,
General Passenger Agent
e.. II. AtkEltI ,
General Manager. Washington u -
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19

The life of modern leather made
by the use Of sulphuric acid, is but
Is years. This makes it necessary
for the British museum to spend
$4,000 a year in renewing leather
book bindings.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
SEABOARD
AIR LINE RAILWAY

Short line 10 Principal cities Of The south
and southwest Florida. Cuba. Texas. Cali.
| fornia and Mexico. reaching the Capitals Of
six States.
SCHEDULE ~ EFFECT APRIL D. 100.
TRAINS LEAvE RicHNOND-MAIN STREET
srATfON-DAILY.
$40 A. NJ Local for Norina, Hamlet and
Charlotte
2.20 T.. ". Soaboard Mnn-1O Henderson,
Raleigh, southern Pines, Ham
let, Atlanta. Columbia, Sayan.
nah. Jacksonville. and Tampa
Pullman Drawing Room SLEEPING
Cars. between New York Jack.
sonvilie; connecting go Hamlet
with through Pullman car. for
Atlanta
1925 q. ". Seaboarl Epress-To Henderson.
Raleigh, Southern Pines, Ham
let. Charlotte, Atlanta. COlum.
bia, Savannah, Jacksonville and
lamp Pullman Drawing
Room Sleeping Cars between
New York and Tampa, and New
York and Atlanta.
TRAINS ARRIVE AT RTcHNOND-DAILY.
Ga5 A. Mo. 3i-From Florida. Atlanta
and the Southwest
40 J.. Mo. G,-FrOm Florida. Atlanta
and the Southwest
sd r. Mo. 3i-FrOm Norina and local
points.
W. !. MAY, city Ticket Agent;
4. y. SMITH, District Pass Agent.
1905 East Main Street.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19

Irish is to-day the living tongue Of
almost az many people as speak Welsh.
Greek Servian, Bulgarian, Norwegian
or Danish. In Galway alone are 1855
persons who can speak nothing but
Irish.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19

Philosopher-You say 10 is an un.
lucky number; now, would you rather
have S13 or S12?
Flaneur-rd rather have Si4, dear
boy.-Town Topics.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19

Wife-Oh' John, I'm afraid the baby
Is SICK. He hasn't cried for three hours
Husband wish that disease would
become chronic.-Chicago American
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19

Mr.. Smith-What! Begging again ?
gave YOU nickel only yesterday
Tramp-Well, yer didn't expect dat
wuz goin' ter make me independent
fer life, did yer?-N Y. journal
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19

Arrive Richmond Z ON Bermuda n A A.
Leave Richmond for Bermuda 40 T.. N.
Leave Petersburg tor points west Of ches.
ter 800 A. VI. Arrive Petersburg nom poiuf.
west OF Chester q ~ 4. NJ
J. W. H. IALCOIf. K. +. WILSON,
receiver Gen. Pass Agen 1
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19

Simkins Bilkins is a man who aI-
ways sticks TO the truth.
Timkins-Yes, I've noticed that he
never let's any Of it escape him.-Chi.
cago Daily News.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
How 10 Looked.

Penelope-Ferdy says Ethel is an
angel.
Jack-Well, he must be a harp. then.
She's playing him for all she's worth.
Judge.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19

Dubbs-l thought you said Chubbs
was wealthy.
Enthusiastically that. ! told you he
had more money than brains.-N. Y.
Herald
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
ucle Alien.

Never interrupt a woman when she
is telling you her troubles. A" couDseled
Uncle Allen Sparks. "She Is never so
happy as Chicago Tribune
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
4 Wireless AGaIr

Ping-Has Buster a telephone?
Pong-No; he talks through his hat.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19
Two PoInfn Of NInu

Held you ever ,notice how high
Miss Neurieh carries,her head?
She-fes poor girl:Ashe has q neck
IKE giraffe Chicago Daily News.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19

Brown believe that half a loaf is
better than no bread.
Iowne-Hml Guess you never
tasted my wife's bread.-Judge.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-06-19

A hammock is built for two. even
when 1t isn't big enough for one.