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The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

81 have known of the virtues of the
Kickapoo Indian Remedies for a long
time, on the frontier and in the east
they are considered indispensable to
every household. l used kickapoo In
dian Sagwa for Malaria and chills with
the best results, it being far better for
this trouble than quinine or any other
remedy. 1 also used kickapoo Indian
Sagwa and Kickapoo Indian Oil for
rheumatism and was speedily and
entirely cured. You may use my name
and say for what they are recon-
mended the Kickapoo Indian Remedies
have no equal"
Sufferers, after reading such trib-
ute from such man, can you hesitate ?
If you have kidney, liver, heart or
stomach trouble, rheumatism, impoy-
erished blood, constipation, eatarrh or
nervous disorder, Kickapoo Indian
Sagwa will surely cure you, and it
won't leave any unpleasant after effects
either like mineral medicines do.
Sagwa is sold in so cent and $1.o0
bottles.
Kickapoo Indian Oil, the sovereign
family liniment which is sold at the
peoples price of 25 cents q bottle,
should be in your household. 1t stops
all pain, muscular or nervous, and cures
the cause. For bumps, bruises, ear
ache, tooth ache, neuralgia, cramps
cr'ic, sprains, strains, headache, wean
back and all acute pain, external or
internal, it is without rival.
Az Kickapoo Indian Remedies are
sold verywhere Take no substitute
for no remedies are just as good"
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

Strikes have become so common in
this country that outside of Massa-
chusetts comparatively little attention
has been paid to the combined strike
and Lockout at Lowell. Yet it is a
business disturbance of great magni-
tude. The persons thrown out Of en-
ployment number upward of 10000,
and the mills have a combined capital
of Sll 100000. The loss of weekly
wages effects nearly all tradesmen in
the city, and it is feared that before
either side gives in the damage will
run up into the millions.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17
OWEN MEREDITH.
L Dinner Speech of His That Elected
Howis of Derision.

Dinner Speech of His That ELECTED
Howis of Derision.
! once sat at a banquet given In Lon.
don by Wilson Barrett to Lawrence
Barrett, says d writer In an English
magazine. Earl Lytton presided, a
curled, oiled, effeminate, supercilious
fop. He had a Roman tragedy to sell to
Wilson Barrett. That was why he
came.
lie eulogiZed Wilson Barrett in a
speech. II believe" he said, that Mr..
Barrett won some success with piece
rallied consulting his notes. The Lights
of London | suppose it was the work
of some dramatic hack" George Sims
sat facing him and never said a word.
Then his loA1ship went drawing on:
Il next lind on the list Of Mr.. Barrett's
successes something called The Silver
King Here again know nothing OF
the authorship. The names of those
dramatic carpenters do not interest
me- At which Henry Arthur Jones
glared and a flush came into the face OF
poor blind Henry Herman.
FINALLY said Lord Lytton, "Mr.
Wilson Barrett has placed on his
boards what he humorously calls Ro-
man tragedy. I refer to 'Claudian,' at
trlbuted 20 one W. G. Wills, of whom
haye never heard" This was too much
for the banqueters All OF them were
personally acquainted with Irying's
pet poet. the modest Wills. So they
hoyled derisiyely.
And Earl Lytton's tragedy. produced
month later, was a dismal failure.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17
InEennrnh,c XFnrns.

Say" asked the red faced man in
the hotel writing room. How do you
spell 'unmltigatedr
why replied the stranger next to
linn, its u-n-m-l-t-say, my friend,
wouldn't advise you to call man
liar of any sort In letter. You'll get
yourself in trouble" - Philadelphia
Press.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17
A Rorn Grewlcr.

flows all the folksf'
"All well, but-the measles Is In the
neighborhood.'
well. you orter be thankful you're
a-liyin'."
II reckon so. but--we've all got "a
die. Atlanta Constitutiop.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17
The yvhiehness of the Throb.

Susie Jackson (eestaticalIy1-oh. mud
Ger. I'ze shuah Absalom lubs me. cause
when he presses me toe his bosom ! kin
feel his heart t'robbn' violently!
Mrs. Jackson-Humohl an yo' shuah
it amt his dollar watch yo' feel t'rob-
bin? | got fooled dat way mahsaif OH
youah fadder.-Leslie's Weekly.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

Pettigrew brothers are sinking an
artesian well south of town near Vir-
ginia street. They expect TO strike
hot water at depth of about 500 feet,
The water will be used to supply a
sanitarium that is TO be established
there.-Reno Journal.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

The Oberon saloon in Reno is hav-
ing a second story mounted on its roof
This is done in compliance with the
new law TO remove all gambling
games to the second story.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

a New York man l0l years old is
boasting that be has chewed tobacco
ever since he was small boy. His
long life does not confirm the theory
that people get their deserts in this
world
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17
a Notable Occasion.

quite stormy time at the theatef
this week said the jocose manager.
What happened"
"The lightning calculator performed
to thunders of applause. Washington
Star.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

Kitty-Don't you think a moustache
looks horrid on a woman's upper lip2
Bertha don't know how it looks,
dear, but it doesn't feel at all bad.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

Fred Small has sold the Soda lakes
in Churchill county to Glenn Webb,
who will manufacture the soda for
Nevada from now on. The soda lakes
are very valuable and quite o sum was
involved in the transaction.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

A critic is, first of all, liar. He
does not hesitate to tell an untrdth to
make good point.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

The London Times is printing wire
less dispatches from America as part
of its daily news service.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

Some men work over time trying to
convince themselves that they are
honest
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

It isn't what man knows, but what
he doesn't tell, that enables him to
pose as a wise guy.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17
The Reluctant ncquest.

Edgar Ethel. I've left my umbrella
downtown.
Ethel Well2
Edgar-I'm afraid you'll have to lend
me the gold handled umbrella you gave
me on my birthday. Detroit Free
Press.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

There will be race meet in Reno
this fall, but the person or persons to
give it are still in the bal ground. It
viii be pulled off at all events, say the
ocal sports Journal.
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17
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CALL,

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Address all communications to
w. S. LEAKE, Manager.
san Frpnehrco
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17
The Lord Gave Him Both.

Some Philadelphians visited Rich
mond, Va, and, asking as to the use OF
this and that large building, were told
in every case that it was n tobacco
factory. An aged negro gave them
the information; and they, tiring of
the monotony of the reply, pointed to
a white framed building on hill and
asked whose tobacco factory thai was,
says the Detroit News-Tribune. The
old fellow replied:
"Dat, sab, am no faet'ry. Dat am
S'n Jhn Piscopal church, where Marse
Patrick Henry done get up an ak de
Lawd to glib him liberty or glib him
deafu
"Well, uncle" asked one Of the trio.
"which did the Lord give him?p
"Pears to me yo' mus be strangers
here'bouts," he answered, "else VOID
all know dat, in due time, de Iawd
gabe Marse Henry bofe.p
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17
OMciaZ Directory
or DOUGLAS COZ NTY

OF DOUGLAS COUNTY.
Judge District Court........... NJ. \. Murphy
slate senator ........~. II. f. Dangberg, Jf
Assenblyman n........-......,....-M. INC 'hsen
sheriff and Assessor. w m. Mccormick
Clerk and Treasurer. ................H. &. Jepscn
auditor and Reeorder........ ......-F. kiotz
Dl-t. Atty aud Supt. of Schools, u. w. Virgin
Public Adminlstrator...... Maegher
County Surveyor. G. Ezeil
CoMMtsIoHERS.
y. II Johnson (Chairman) .,......... sheridan
f. iIellwinkl .....-Gardnerville
r. Schaaut Observation-Disclosures. GENOA
oARpNERvrLLE TOWNSHIP.
Justice Of the Peace e..................L - i1zell
Constable r. d' Iarr
GENOA TOWNSHIP
Justice Of the Peace............H.P II. p. Buruham
constable ............. ....-W. +. Willlams
The Courier. (Genoa, Nev.) 1899-1904, 1903-04-17

Dumas was the son of the republican
General Dumas, who was the illegiti-
mate son ofa French marquis and a
negress. Dumas had thick lips and
woody hair, a white complexion and
blue eyes. He made no useless denial
of his blood
"You are a quadroon, Mr.. Dumas?n
queried an inquisitive interviewer.
81 am, sir"
"And your father?''
"Was a mulatto.u
'And your grandfather?n
"a negro" Ne was not, but Dumas
did not stick at trifies.
"And may inquire what your great
grandfather wasp
"An ape, STRIP Numbered the great
man, whose patience at length gave
out. Gan ape, sir! My pedigree be-
gins where yours left off''
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-11-07
Gin ariampb oeutfdtr atdnik.
9ts s~rsteIten GabrtrsfaItats aaf Der streds
gtarienftIoesS ofem.

9ts s~rsieItem Gabrtssfaltate anf eer streds
gtarteufeIoesS oMen.
Der Siemens'f6e Motors5 dnenz
babntpaeen, nit benz auF Der % ailos
meter 4 Rilometer elei9 1000 Meter
sleiA o.62 engliide Meilsn) fansen
Nsrfu9sitrede Marienfelbes3oFsn Bel
Berlin etne 606fsei9pinbigteit BON
201 Rilomstcr unb eine Dur9f6nittgs
g.f4tpinbigfeit BON It's 8ifometer in
Der Stunbe errei6t ipurbe, barf nidt
NIT Der ebenfaGs bon Siemens e
9alsfe erbauten S1nsuba6ns2otomp
the bsrtpehfelt fperben. 2ebtere TIT i'm
56e99nnen leihter als Der 80 Sonz
re1 iatpere S9nelbabntpagen. Mit
Der, ~erfpdbnten OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
bisfett ,tpirbe man bic SIT 8ilomster
LANCE Babrf BON Berlin mad a0ln Tn
81 @tuben aurudlsssn t5nnen, pGhs
r<rnb BITE f9neIften 3iee iebt neun
@tanben Eauhen.
Der elegant ausseitatfete % Meter
lange sS9nenbabnipaeen beiibt an ies
BEN gnoe einen Ji1rertanb. Gr rubt
auf DrebeefteIIen, bic burd bier g!ets
trornotoren bon 5uiammen 5000
pftrbetrdften 91dftleitung ansstrie<
ben tperben. Der Snnenrdum bes Was
gems TT fir Die 4ufnabme bon 80 per=
fonen beitimmt. Der MasenfIbrer
Dat an ieinem Stanbe CUR Musfiibrung
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-11-07
Motor.S dne a~bahnwaaen.

aler MaBnabmen nur Elm 9anbrab gu
bebiensn. Die StromSufibruns ges
faiebt bur9 bret oberirbt59s, fsntreat
ubereinanber befeitigte &upferleituus
gen. bic an ftarten Moften montirt
fnD. Sn JOIse beHen iinb aud bic
8iseltoutattc our Nbnabme bes Giro
mes ientredt iibereinanber angeorbs
net tporben. Die Moiten beite5en aus
strsi f%ernrobrartis ineinanber Seitedten
MannesmannsR0bren BON etna or
Meter Dur6mefer 0as lln!ertheil lit
tn einsm GuBldser am Masenboben gts
lagert unb bur9 Elm 9alslagsr am
Wasenba1 binbur9eefibrt.
Mtt ben ersielten GabrtsRsfultatsn,
an benen aud Der ameritanif9e Snges
nisur Charles Mubse bsrborrasenb Be-
tbeiliet 1T, bat bic felt 1899 b~eftebenbe
beutfhe Stubienseieli1aft fir elst-
trif6e 9ohba6nen einen Triump9 ges
feitrt, Der aud bon dmerifanif6er
Seite riidbaltlos anertannt ptrb. No1
nie 5uDor bat Elm betpeslt6er Gorper,
Gefdoffe oussenOmmen, stne @sfdpjae
hieteit BON pol Rilometer ober 1858
enslifde Weilen gu berasidnen ssbabt;
es iet benn, baB man bic bon 8. &.
Crosbp 1891 In Baltimore, Mb., nit
fstnsr eigarrenformissn Meemg Gar
erreihten Sdneqiet.iten gelten ldBt.
MQein iener Wagen serjt0rte baa &c
Ieiie, bepor fetne Sdnedigfeit aaf Der
lebten unslidsfabrt befinttip toniios
ttst perben fonnte. Go gibt einen eins
steen amerifantf9en Reforb bon lob
Wftilen bic Stunbe, bon elmer Dampfe
Sotomotipe errunaen; man t.nnt fer
ner cine 4naabl 100 Meilens Retorbs.
Dph bas 3ofener &efultot itebt ein3ts
uHb oaein oa. SIS bilbst cine groBz
artige Denomination Der transport
Wunber, beren bas geg~enpdrtige Sabrs
hunbert fGbig fein btrfte.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-11-07

men @tanbpunftes. Onfel Sam tpirb
alfo bas 1857 bon Hublanb eetoufte
9erritorium binfiir in unbeitrittenem
Beibe bebaften. Die betben, in tpms
mtr3ieller 4tnii9t penis midtieen Sn-
feln Males Sslanb unb pearfe Sslanb
an Der Miinbuns bes portlanb= &anaIs
tpurben 2anobd iberloHen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-11-07
AnI,el Sam i'm asrtbt /!

Die Gutidaciouas oes Miasfa @reusreaali.
ransss3ribunals 1T &onopn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-11-07

Die gntfdeibune bss @(agfaz@ ren5s
regulirunesz tribunals in aonbon I'M
Dotpirt i'm Wefentliden bic gefriebis
sung Der iammtli@en aniprii4e Der
Mmerttansr. unb ie bilbet cine Redtz
ferttgune bes bon ben ameritaniIhen
Mttgltebern Der bereini9ten 9odtoms
mifiion 1898 in Quebec eineenpmmez
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-11-07
sa n. q. Spfbein, yo IA INN

sa 81. 5. Sofbeins No. Ia uno
16 Noro : Stores StraBe. SrDft=
9agerbaus. berfauft Die Depeg 6eu=
Yreife uno gorantirt $50 8aqen PRO
Tag. Breis $65. Scott : Stabl.
YreKe. Hreis $1S5. gbenfaIs Elm
n0Qitdnoiaes Eager BON 5armaerdt=
ihaften, Sliper Chilled 8flige,
Jiib Bro. @naen. Carriages uno
Bugaies. SD tauibe nud) ueue
Magen aeaen alte um.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22
Convicted BY His Own Act.

A provincial mayor tells a good
story at his own expense. 1t seems
that when in Office he would some
times return home late at night, after
his wife had retired, and when she
asked him what time it was would an
swer "about l2" or "a little after mid
night"
On one occasion, after making the
inquiry, che said:
ALFRED, l wish you would stop that
clock; l cannot sleep for its noise.
All unsuspiciOus, he stopped the
pendulum. In the morning, while
dressing, his wife inquired artlessly:
"Oh, by the way, what time did you
get home? ?"
About midnight, replied the may
or.
ALFRED, look at that clock !"
The hands of the clock pointed at
230. The mayor was crushed.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22
Cause Of Mems Badness.

1.-The cause of badness has at last
been found" said a physician to a
barber. "We know why it is that
men get bald while women don't.
"Well, why is it ?" asked the other.
ut is because men wear their hair
short, the physician answered. THE
proper length for the hair is the nat
ural length-a foot, two feet, or even
more. There is system Of muscles
at the roots of the hair that need eI-
ercise, that need hard usage if they
are to keep healthy. If hair is long
it's muscles must work hard in order
to hold it in place-fOr a long hair is
naturally heavier than short one
and in order to supply life along its
length. Thus pleasantly and health
fully engaged the muscles grow fat
and hearty and they keep the hair
hearty.
But if the hair is cut short every
month the muscles that look after it
have 4 slothful, idle existence. They
do not work they get hsccid and
aDaemic, they become worthless. And
in consequence the hair they support
becomes worthless, dries, Ehrivels and
finally fall. out.
Hence the hair must be worn long
if badness is to be avoided"
The barber had listened with a
frown of disapproval. Then be said
THAT theory is all right, but why
doesn't it hold good in the matter Of
the beard =? The beard is worn as
short, by most men, as it can be shaved,
but we never hear of anyone getting
bald on the cheeks or OF the chin"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22
What Little Girls Can %.

Before girl is IL there are many
things she should be able to do. Can
you and do you do them?
Keep your own room in tasteful
order.
Never let a button stay of "a hours.
Always know where your things are.
Never let the sun set without doing
something to make romeone happy.
Never fdget or hum so as to disturb
others.
Never fuss or fret.
Never go about with your shoes
unbuttoned or minus your collar.
Learn TO make bread a. well as
cake.
Speak clearly so that everyone may
understand you.
Learn how 10 enter sad leave
room and how TO close door softly.
These are all little things. but they
tell"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22
Chinese Perversi,y.

The Chinamsn shakes his own hand
instead Of yours.
He keeps out Of step when walking
with you.
He puts his hat on in alutation.
He whitens his boots, instead OF
blackening them.
He rides with his heels in his stir
rups, instead of his toes.
HIS compass points south.
His women folks are often seen in
trousers, sccomps MED by men in gowns
Often he throws away the fruit of
the melon and eats the seeds.
He laughs on receiving bad news.
This is to deceive evil splrits
His left hand is the place of honor.
He says west north, instead Of north.
west, and six. fourths instead Of four
sixths.
His favorite present to a parent na
coffin.
He faces the bow when rowing a
boat.
His mourning color is white.
He stands with bis back to the
teacher when reciting lesson.
He studies at the top Of his voice.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22
Museum at Washington.

After the Shepherdstown expert
ment the "Rumseyan Society" was
formed, of which Benjamin Franklin
was president This society sent Rum
sey to England. In London he built
boat of 100 tons burden, but was 30
embarrassed for want Of funds that
his boat was seized by creditors upon
the day of the trial trip and he was
not permitted to move it. although .
distinguished company had gathered
to see it. The misfortunes Of the in
ventor excited the sympathy of some
English gentlemen, who arranged for
lecture by Rumsey to raise funds to
prosecute his great work. The even
ing came and Rumsey, who had an
ticipated q failure, was astonished when
the curtsin arose to find himself face
to face with large and brilliant au-
dience. But the turn in his affairs
had come too late. As be began to
speak he fell to the floor insensible,
and died Of spoplexy the next day.
The Washington Spy, published at
Hsgerstown, Nd. on March 10, 1898,
contained this news item: "Mr. Rum.
sey, of this State, who had distin-
guished hinself by several useful me.
chanical inventions, and latterly ap-
piled to propelling vessels by the
force of steam, died on the Oath Of
December last, in London, in a sud
den manner"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22
sHEPHERDSTOWN W. VA. THURSDAY JANUARY %. 1908.

September, before migrating south,
these birds fly in big battalions and
when a score or more Of breeeh-load-
ers open fire the scene is as spectacu-
lar as a sham battle. Old hunters in
that section claim that the dove has a
fight which is swifter than that of the
partridge. Although the sport does
not entail much tramping or retriev-
ing, it calls for vigilance and know
ledge of range finding. The sports
man who has never gone after the
dove may not find his first experience
srduous, but he is apt to burn up a
good deal of powder before he carries
home anything like decent bag OF
what is apparently very easy game,
Epicures among the natives think 1t a
superior bird to the partridge.
The traveller, be he sportsman or
simply a devotee Of nature, who is in
quest ofan e1hiliarating climate, seen
cry that combines the penMve charms OF
mountain and stream, good hunting
and fishing at all seasons, and the
companionship Of an intelligent, pros
porous and golden-heartsd people,
will not go amiss in making sojourn
in that interesting piece of the old
South, which for a time during the
magic development of the States coal
and oil fields wa, almost forgotten,
but is now about to take fresh lease
on life as it is understood today.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22

The peculiar cough which indicates
Group. is usually well known 10 the
mothers OF croupy children No time
should be lost 10 the treatment OF IL,
and for this purpose no medicine has
received more universal approval than
ChamberlaIn's Cough Remedy. do not
waste valuable time In experimenting
with untried remedies, no matter how
highly they may be recommended. but
give this medicine as directed and all
symptoms Of Group will quickly disap-
pear. For sale by Reinhart's Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22
Don't Worry.

This is easier said than done, yet il
may be of some help TO consider the
matter. II the cause is something over
which you have no control il is obvious
that worrying will not help the matter
In the least. On the other hand, IL
within your control you have only to
act. When you have cold and fear an
attack of pneumonia, buy bottle OF
Cham berlain's Cough Remedy and use
it judiciously and all cause for worry
as TO the outcome will quickly disap-
pear. There is no danger OF pneumo-
MIA when it is used. For sale by Rein
hart's Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22
Let Something Good Be Said.

When over the fair fame Of friend or foe
The shadow of disgrace shall fall. instead
OF words of blame. or proof Of thus and so,
Let something good be said.
Forget not that no fellow being yet
May fall so low but love may lift his head 4;
Even the cheek of shame with tears IS wet,
If something good be said.
No generous heart may vainly turn aside
In ways Of sympathy no soul so dead
But may awaken strong and glorifed,
II something good be said
And so charge ye. by the thorny crown.
And by the cross on which the Saviour bled.
And by your own souls hope Of fair renown,
Let something good be said
JAMES WHITcoMB RILEY
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22

Lady-Doctor, wish you would
call around TO see my hu,band some
evening when he is at home. Do not
let him know that / asked you. becsuss
be declares be ia not sick; but ! know
be has consumption or something.
Hes going into decline.
Doctor-I am sstonished, but will
call. What are bis symptoms7
"He hasn't any except weakness.
He used to hold me on bis lap BY the
hour. and now even the baby tires
him."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-01-22
A Scientific Discovery.

Kodol does for the stomach that which
is unable to do for itself, even when but
slightly disordered or overloaded. Ko-
dol supplies the natural juices of diges-
ton and does the work Of the stomach,
relaxing the nervous tension, while the
infiamed muscles OF that organ are al
lowed to rest and heal. Kodol digests
what you eat and enables the stomach
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food into rich, red blood. Reinhart's
Pharmacy.
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