Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-06-06

kissed your Kate-"Yes" Nell
We'll; that's what call imprudence."
She-Why do you suppose they have
all the telephone wires so high in the
air? He-Oh, that is so they can keep
up the conversation, l suppose.-Yon-
kers Statesman
! Tramp-"Is dis all yer kin gimme
er cupful NV cold water?" Kind
Lady-"Of course not. You can have
as many cupfuls as you want. Chi
cago Daily News.
Edyth-"Yes, Jack is inclined to firt
little, but his heart is in the right
placer. Mayme-"Indeed! How long
has it been in your possession?' -Chi-
cage Daily News.
\ rainy day race: so you lost
again?" "Of course" Couldn't the
horse you bet ON rum" YES; he could
run very well. But he couldn't swim"
Washington Star.
"A number of her old flames have
combined to present her father with
n fire badge" Why" Because Of
the speed and completeness in which
he put them all out."-Judsl
Frilila-"Was your dinner a social
success" Clorinda-"Yes, indeed.
You see, I was careful to invite only
people who have the same kind Of ner-
vous prostration, Brooklyn Life.
Where did your daughter and her
husband spend their honeymoon. Mr.
Goldhugf" "Blest II l know l can't
even find out where they spent all the
money they did. Washington Times.
He had three days Of grace left In
which TO pay the note. and he moved
at once to the Arctic regions. I won
der whyf" Well you know the days
there are six months long."-Town
Topics.
Advantage Of position: Hold onr'
exclaimed the boy who was under;
lets arbitrate this thing" "There
amt nothin' to arbiuate" painted the
boy on top, pummelmg him vigorous
ly.~-Chicago Tribune
Ready for Easter; Deacon Cobbs-
william, II your father should have
SO and some one should give him So,
what would he havc?" William
Nothing. But ma would have a new
hat Chicago News.
She-"Thc milliner told me that she
had been down to The dentists to have
II nerve killed" He-"Wen from the
prices she asks for hats, should say
the dentist must have killed the wrong
one. "--Yonkers Statesman.
"Oh, let me like a soldier de- ex-
claimed the leading man Of the barn
stormers. ION, If | only had a gunp'
exclaimed some one in the gallery, in
n tone That sovored Of genuine sym
pathy.--Chicago Daily News.
"To what do you attribute the prop
critics of your springs?' asked visitor
Mt health resort We'll" answered
the proprietor thoughtfully, Il guess
the advertising I've done has had
something to do with it"--Puck.
Automobile perils; Yes, OUT Black
Spook, was demolished by running
into barn" "Thcn | suppose YOU
had to Walk "No. we had to run.
! The farmer came after us with a pitch.
fork and bulldog. Philadelphia
Record.
Overwhelming evidence: Judge
You deny persistcnuy that you com
mlttcd the act, and yet the description
fits you exactly i beautiful face,
/ youthful appearance, pretty little foot"
/ Woman defendant Judge. confess
/ all '-Tit-Bhs
Now phase Of It. Wander goes
another specimen cr de- race problemt'
exclaimed Brother Dockcy. "WhcreT'
Fright yuudcr-dat man behind der
Niger is de sheriff, en- de niger is
Ieadin' him by one hundred y0rdsr'
Atlanta Constitution.
80 you are not going to Europe
AGAIN. "Not for long time" an
swcrcd Mrs. Somrox. 1T Is our in
tcntion to live in America, thereby
calling attention TO the fact that we
can afford to pay the highest prices
FOR everything. Washington Star.
/ Mrs Hiram Onen--"That will do.
/ You'u leave on Saturday, and YOU
needn't bother me about a rccommon-
datiou." Bridget-"Sh ure OF hoy no
intlution of giyin' yc a recomminda-
ton Ofll tell the truth about We TO
livery gurl that axes me"-PhiladeI-
phia Press.
"That first wife Of mine never could
lake joke But she took you once"
Don't get personal When she got
her divorce from Bcimoojt last week
{ sent her IA message wishing her many
happy returns eff the day, and now
she refuses 10 even nod when we
meet Chicago Record Herald.
Dealcr-''These are the most bcaut.
full cutglass tumblers we have: Sls
dozen" Mrs Houscllecp~"Tn take
them but | want you to label them
Seconds. Imitation cut-glass, $3.50 a
dozen Dcalcr-"That's rather "A re
markable request" Mrs. Housekeep-
Yes; it's merely TO deceive the servant
girl PHILADELPHIA Press