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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

Nebraska is in the swim. U. S.
Senator Dietrich has been indicted for
conspiracy and bribery. Postmaster
Jacod Fisher, of Hastings, is also in
dicted along with the senator. Both
charge political Vaccinations, which
seems to be the fashion nowadays.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

The schooner c. 4. Klose was still
beating about somewhere off the mouth
of the Columbia river at late hour
last night. The vessel has had her
share OF trouble to reach her destina-
ton and the last disturbance Of the
bar Is proving another barrier to her
progress inside. An effort will be made
to bring the schooner into port today
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

The acquittal of NJ. A. Moody was
not unexpected. He had three attor-
neys in the case. Judge Belli1ger,
Judge Pipes and mis- brother, Ralph
Moody. Under the circumstances,
there could have been no other result.
II is the opinion~of The Astorian that
Mr.. Moody would have been acquitted
before an unprejudiced court, and it
certainly would have been more
creditable If he had.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

The dispatches state that owing to
shortage OF cars on the Southern Pac-
ific, The Booth-Kelly Co. the largest
Arm manufacturing lumber in the
state, have closed their logging camps.
throwing thousands OF men out Of
work and stopping payroll of $780,
ta0. TWO OF their four mills are shut
down and the others will close as soon
rs logs on hand are cut. This is q sad
condition Of affairs and one that will
be felt throughout Southern oregon.
Tt would seem that Oregon needs more
railroads built by new blood.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

Kid Broad, one Of the delightful old
has beens" in the pugulistic art, was
put out of shape the other night by
Jimmy Briggs, Of Boston. Along will
come some other pug and do business
with Jimmy.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

The general business situation is
sound, says Henry Clews. A conser-
vative disposition is shown elsewhere,
and this is an important safeguard.
On the stock exchange the outlook is
conflicting. Conditions are growing
intrinsically better; and, though spells
Of liquidation seem imminent, still the
market shows stronger resisting quail
titles and more rallying power when
secession permits.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

The people Of Boston want their har-
Dor made wider. But that would only
make it easier for the enemy's ships
to get in.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

chicago's street car strike is as
suming a very grave aspect. The
governor has refused TO cali out the
militia. The police are having a
difficult time TO preserve order.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the money
Ii it fails to cure. E. W. Groves sig
nature is On each box. CSC. If
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

As was expected. the Oregon Bar
Association refused to consider an old
quarrel between Attorney General
Crawford and a former partner.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

Astoria people should buy the pro-
duct OF Astoria's energy. Buy from
the home merchant, the home manu-
facturer.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

A3elina Patti has been sued for 500.
Nine. is not 20 hard up as one would
think--only difference Of opinion over
an account.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20
sEAIT-wEEKLy.
sent BY mail, per year. In advance 81 90

The Astorian guarantees to Its ad-
vertisers the largest circulation Of any
newspaper published on the Columbia
River.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

A few years ago. fifteen tons OF coal
made big load Cor car, but It is diff
ferent now for coal ears hold fifty tons,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20
ODE 70 PANAMA..

The oregonian dispatches stated
that Buna-varilla had been admitted
at Washington as a representative Of
his country, and that j. p. Morgan
had agreed to finance Panama to the
extent OF $4,000.
Senior Don Buna- -varilla
Name suggestive OF Manila
Likewise succulent vanilla
Comes to Washington
A envoy extraordinary
And plenipotentiary
Minister from where the merry
Scraps been going on.
And In spite OF all the s'hollers"
"Buny'' can afford high collars
FOR In dough his country walters"
Moneys theirs in chunks
since his uncle j. Plerp. Morganl
Notwithstanding he's a Gorgon
Saws hen part (see morning organl
Up a wad OF plunks.
..viva Ia, Panama, Wen cry
Watch the small republic try
Knocking out Colombia's eye
May she prove a winner
Morgan's told you. what he'd do
From this time its up to YOU
Uncle Sam will see you through
Or else I'm a sinner.
Prof. Dennie.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

Senator Fulton will be assigned to
good places, being promised place on
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20

each OF the committees on Irrigation
and exposltions. This lie good re-,
presentation for new man.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-11-20
BASE sAllGoREs

AT Los Angeles--Los Angeles 5: Port
land l,
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

<I adaee marriage mgny verified
Washington The brides however, getting
~ gracefully of the and the debuanes weeks
will constitute the of social activity.
past especially gay andt coming
week promises social functions of Importance plans being
number
+ begun. indications lively Until then society
itself with sporadic dinners and the
charys sake This week they will be legion.
Notable among them will be the doll bazaar will be held
lome of Mr. and Mrs Francis Burton Harrison. when the charming
maids viii with their presence.
With the White House for the the home of the
OF the Treasury closed 10 ali eayeies indefinitely number
other prominent families taking part world
deaths in their families being strictly observed in Off
Washington indeed New York where the Wilson's do
Herbert John
mourning Macay simply
eiveloped crepe.
This last bridge will continue to be the and those
creuou individuals who thought the fever ha ubdd will find them
Many players dropped of the clubs of last
year 5 people play prizes and
gradually being ad where he players becom-
limited and thus exeusvethat from money
Jomt of
Bridge will continue be much part
evenings program part OF
The Washington times., 1903-12-06
APMY ANp NAVY RAzAAR-

The Army and Navy League bazaar
that began with a reception and sale al
g O'Clock yesterday afternoon. and
ended with a dance last night. was the
social event OF the day. if not OF the
week
Mrs. HigginsOn. in charge of amuse-
ments. shared the honors Of that most
successful feature OF the bazaar with
Miss Taylor. Miss Benham. Miss Cas-
sells. Miss Van Reypen. Miss olive
Waring. Miss Randolph Miss Haw-
hns. Miss Phelps, Miss Bradford. and
Miss Elliott
The home grown tea. presented by the
Secretary of Agriculture, was brewed
by real japanese girl in her native
costume. and served in turn by Mrs
amswOrth. Mrs. Humphry. Mrs. Gal
lagher, Mrs. Green, Mrs. Tweedale, Mrs
KeIl, Mrs. Leonard Wood, Mrs. Bel
Hnger. Mrs. Ireland, Mrs. Butt. Mrs
Kean. Mrs. Nolan. Mrs. Edgerly. Mrs.
Irons. Mrs Kerr. and Mrs. Aleshire.
who were assisted by a bevy of pretty
young women. including Miss Weston.
Miss Kathleen Weston, Miss Arnes. the
Misses Oliver. Miss Humphry. Miss
Helen Humphry Miss Burton. Miss Viz
ginia Lee. Miss Miller, Miss Woodward.
Miss Gilmore. Miss Enrol Cuthbert
Brown. Miss Lieber. Miss Shepherd.
Miss WorthingtOn, and Miss Moore
The flowers were IN charge OF Mrs
Continued on Page Twelve. Tbs seetion.)
The Washington times., 1903-12-06
Dances.

The dance which took place at Fort
Myer last Tuesday evening was enc of
the most successful of the season. n
wac given by the officers of the fort as
a farewell TO Colonel and Mrs EdgerIy.
who VIII sail in a short time for the
Philippines. Among those present were
General Burton. Colonel and Mrs Hoyic
and Miss Hoyle. Gene-sl Randolph and
the Misses Randolph Mrs. Mann. Major
and Mrs. Ireland. Miss Annie Davis.
Miss Sturgeon, Mr.. and Mrs. Pitman
and Miss George PitmaH Major and
Mrs. Gallagher, Major and Mrs. Keau.
Mrs. Reyburn. Capta in Brewer. of tn,
Seventh Cavalry; MAJOR Slocum. Colone!
The Washington times., 1903-12-06
LunCheonS.

The French ambassador and Madam
Jusserand entertained at luncheon yes
terday in honor OF Andre Michel q
French lecturer. Invited 10 meet hlrn
were Prof. Gore. Mr.. Putnam, and PROF
NewcOmb. both OF New York: Mrs Hob
son. Commander de Faramond naval
attache OF the French embassy and
Viscount de Chambrun. third secretary
of the embassy.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06
Dinners.

Senator and Mrs. Depew entertained
at dinner last evening in honor Of Sena-
tor and Mrs. Thomas G. Plat Invited
TO meet them were Senator and Mrs.
Hanna. Senator and Mrs Foraker. Sen
ator and Mrs. Spooner. Senator Allison.
Mr.. and Mrs, Serene Payne, Mr.. and
Mrs. II. X Porter. the Secretary Of the
Senate. and Mrs. Bennett, Mr. and Mrs
ROckhill, MI and Mrs Glover Mr..
and Mrs Griscom. Miss Phelps. Miss
Sheridan. Miss Patten, Mr.. Gillett. and
Mr.. Adams.
The ambassador and Madame Hengel-
miAler have cards out for a dinner on
January :.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas r Walsh will
entertain at dinner tomorrow evening in
honor OF Mrs John W Mackay.
Senator and Mrs Depew have cards
out for dinners on January and s.
Commander and Mrs. William II. II.
SOutherland will give a dinner on De
cember IS. in honor of the Secretary Of
the Navy.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

THE Washington Symphony Orchestra
VIII give its first concert of the season
Il the Lafayette Opera House on next
Fr.uuy- afternoon. Among those who
have already procured boxes for the
S.s.es are Senator and Mrs Hale. SEN
3tST Sud Mrs. Elkins. General and Mrs
EatSs. Mrs Charles a. Williams. Mrs
Slater. Mr. and Mrs Henry May. Mrs.
sinchot. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas T.
Walah, MIR. and Mrs. James Lowndes,
Sfr. and Mrs L. l. Letter. Mr. and Mr..
Herbert Wadsworth. General and Mrs.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

A number OF the younger officers of
the navy now stationed in Washingt on
are planning a series of subscriptirG
da2ces 80 be given az the navy yard.
The final arrar gements are still TN
complete. but il is believed the first
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The concert which will be given by tbs
Princeton Glee Club at the New WI
lard on December . viii be followed
by the subscription dance arranged for
that evening. The committee in charge
Of the affair includes Miss Florence
Field, Miss Anna McCauley. Miss Julia
Kellogg. Miss Anita Poor. Miss Eliza
beth n Webs. Miss Anne Brown. and
Miss Enrol Brown
The Washington times., 1903-12-06
( Harris Co. The Christmas Jewery Store R Harris
Watches for Xmas

NJ
nicely
ASSAY Watches not sold haphazad this
stand personal
a
sell inferior goods o price
The Washington times., 1903-12-06
Will Be at Home.

southwest, who has recently announced
the engagement of her daughter. Geral-
dine. to Louis Kronheimer. viii be at
home this evening from to 10 o'clock.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06
Engagements.

Mr.. and Mrs Samuel SsTouse. OF Balti-
more, Nd. announce the engagement; of
their daughter, Miss Elsie Strouse, to
DR.. Harry NJ KAUFMAN OF this city
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

r has bend elaredh
popular
Mrs Chanees Afnday
in
her desire life
has many friends In Washington
a
0
Capt
F. G. Hamilton the Ninth a
Point no s sull a choog girl
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The Misses Needham have returned
nome and. with their father Dr. Charles
w. Needham, are at St0neieigh Court
for the winter. Mrs. Needham is visit
Ing in Chicago, her old home
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The Southern Relief Society viii give
It's annual bail on Monday. February /.
at the Arlington. This promises to be.
as usual, one OF the most successful Of
the charity balls of the season.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mrs. and Miss Burton viii be at home
a. the Highlands on Tuesdays in De-
cember and January
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

and Mrs. DuvaH. Miss Virginia Lee.
Mrs. Humphrey Miss Juanita Huu p
Dhrey. Miss Carol Simpson. NJ =
Weston, Miss Kathleen Weston. an-
Miss Anita Poor
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Miss Wilhelmina Reeves who went to
Richmond to attend the wedding OF her
brother. Dr. Reeves. and has been
spending a short time in Wilmington.
N G.. returned TO the city yesterday.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

abroad. have been living quietly at their
home in Hopedale Mass. since their re-
turn 70 this country
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Draper. Mr.. and Mrs. de Koven. Mrs.
John +. Reyburn. Mrs. Westinghouse.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Kirk Porter. and
Mr.. and Mrs. Stilson Hutchins. The
opening concert viii have as soloist
Nine Observation-Disclosures
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick W. Mickey
nOlds. formerly of Staughton street.
have taken possession Of their new
home, 1851 L Street. Georgetown
The Washington times., 1903-12-06
Cabinet Notes.

The Secretary of the Treasury and
Mrs. Shaw returned from the West
last night. where they went to attend
the funeral of Mr.. Shaw's brother.
Secretary Root. who went 10 New
York on Thursday, TO remain over Sun
day. returned home unexpectedly yes
terday.
Secretary Moody and Postmaster Gen
eral Payne. who have been cruising
about League Island for several days
past Will return TO the city today.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The rumOr that Senior del FisO. secre-
tary Of the Argentine legation, has been
accredited 10 the legation at Brussels
has been confirmed as a fact. and the
transfer WIZ take place in the near fu-
ture. Senior del NisO has ,eany friends
IN Washington who will Eeenly regret
his departure.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mrs. d. s. Hendrick. Miss Hendrick.
and Mrs. s ". Hendrick viii be at
home at 1913 New Hampshire Avenue.
Fridays in December and January, be-
ginning Friday. December II.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mrs. Charles Humphrey and the Misses
Humphrey, Of 20l2 Columbia Road. will
be at home the third and fourth Tues
days in December. January and Feb
rllary-
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The Countess CdSSlni VIII not Shlei
tain at dinner this evening. as on pre-
vious Sundays.
The Italian ambassador and Signora
Mayor des Planches. who had pur-
posed returning TO Washington the first
OF December, may delay Their depar-
ture until the latter part Of tie month,
and possibly until the frst of the year
The Count and Countess Gherardesca
continue to Iinger in Italy. Indeed, it H.
doubtful If they return to Washington
NJ al this season.
The condition of the Austrian ambas-
sador. who has been confined to his
room By an attack OF bronchitis, IS re
ported as much improved.
The French ambassador Will leave
Washington on December 16. for New
Orleans. 20 take part in the celebra-
ton commemOrating the Louisiana Pur-
chase. The French cruiser Jurien de Ia
Gravfere will be stationed there and the
officers viii give number OF entertain
ments in honor of the ambassador.
Madam Jusserand win not accompany
her husband.
With the transfer of the counselor Of
the French embassy. Mr.. de Margerie.
10 Madrid. Washington will have lost
Madam de Margerie. another Of her
most popular and charming hostel =.
AR. de Margerie and his wife will not
return 20 Washington. but will 90 direct
TO Madrid This viii also change the
plans of Mr. ROstand. brother of
Madam dc Margerie. who had purposed
spending the season here.
Ar Boeufve. os me STAFF OF the French
enbsssy, VINO spent the summer abroad.
is now in St. Louis, where he will re-
main in charge OF the French exhibit
at The Worlds Fair until the close Of
the exhibition. Mr.. Boeufve is planning
"A sLort visit 10 Washington in January.
IL is said that Miss Amy Durand
daughter of the new British arnbassa-
dor 10 this country. will make her de-
bit in Washington this season. As Lady
Durand s. somewhat Of an invalid. the
duties Of hostess will fail upon Hiss Du-
rand. who is reputed as both beautiful
and charming. Lady Dursnd and her
daughter are expected here before the
holidays. Sir Mortimer and Lady Du-
rand have one son. Harry Marion Du-
rand who IS an officer in the British
an my
IT, - +t.-+ g. Al w.. --.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The Count and Countess Gherardesca
continue to unger in Italy. Indeed, it il
doubtful If they return to Washington
NJ all this season.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mrs. Howard L. Hodgkins gave a re-
ception last evening TO The Columbian
Women" to met the new dean Of the
law Irtment and Mrs. St. George
TUCKER,
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mrs. Charles D. Munroe and Miss
Munroe. 2l15 : Street, viii be at home
Saturdays after January /.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mrs. and Miss Henshaw will be at
home 70 their friends, 1Oos X Street
nOrthp est Thursdays.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Miss Mildred Lambert. who VIII join
the ranks of the debutantes later in the
month, has returned from a visit 70
friends in Albany
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mr. and Mrs 3. II. Warner have re-
turned from a short visit to New York.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Captain and Mrs. Logan will give a
reception on Tuesdgy evening to present
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Another debutante Of the season Will
be Miss Ida May Bau. daughter Of les
ter A. Bau. The date OF her debut has
been set for December 30
The Washington times., 1903-12-06
In Diplomatic Circles.

The Countess Cassini viii not enter
tain at dinner this evening. as on pre-
vious Sundays.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06
Chit-Chat.

a. G.. Heaton went 90 New York yes
terday for a visit of two weeks.
Mrs. John T. Arms and her daughter.
Miss May Arms VIII go abroad in jan
uary. where they will remain for an in
definite length of time. Representative
and Mrs Thay..- have leased the Arms
home in N Street for the season.
Miss Croker. of California. who viii
be the guest of her sister Mrs Francis
Harrison. this winter. viii spend some
time in New York. where she will be
entertained by Mrs. Charles b. Alexan-
der. who has already planned number
of social functions i'm her honor.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

At the dance to be given by the
Southern Club. Of Georgetown Univer-
sits7 tomorrow evening. the chapeTOns
reil! inc lde Mrs. John ". Baync and
Mrs. Beverly r. Mason. Mrs. Charles
w. Cragin, Mrs. Philip Orme and Mrs.
Downs l. Wilson
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

dance Will be given Friday evening, De-
cember Is. when Mrs. HigginsOn viii
act as the hostess OF the evening.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The Italian ambassador and Signora
MAYOR des Planches, who had pur-
posed returning TO Washington the hrst
OF December, may delay the r depar-
ture until the latter part OF tie month,
and possibly until the first OF the year
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The Rev. and Mrs. Louis Stern. who
have recently announced the betrothaI
Of their daughter. Rosa l.. to Alexan-
der ". Blumberg. Of Detroit, Mich. viii
be at home Thursday evening. Deem
Der 10. from TO 10 O'Clock
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mrs Robert 3. Armstrong. wife Of
the Assistant Secretary of the Treas
ury, will be at home Saturdays at 1903
Twentieth Street northwest
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mrs Felix Reeye, Mrs. Jesse New
man Reeve. ard the Misses Reeve will
be at home on Saturdays at 162S Nine
teenth Street.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The condition of the Austrian ambas-
sador. who has been confined to his
room by an attack OF bronchitis, IS re-
ported as much improved.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The many friends uf tue Yale Glee.
Mandolin ard Banjo Clubs arc planning
a series Of entertainments in their hon
or when the clubs come here on Satur-
day, December 49, OF the many visit
ing MINISTRIES. none are more popular
than the young men included in these
clubs.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Mrs. II. c. COrbin will observe two
days at home this season, Saturdays
and Sundays
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Approval of the new fash
ions IN Ladies' Evening. Re-
ception, Boudoir and Car
riage Footwear which ar
rived this week and which
we told you of recently-is
heard on all sides. Accept
ing our invitation TO view
them dozens of ladies have
been loud IN their approba-
ton of the character of the
style. as we'll as the great
variety.
Who else IN this city shows
such distinctive footwear?
Who else shows any assert
ment at all? Rlch's clientele
demand variety and they de
mand the new fashions as
they are created. And they
are never disappointed. for
II Is the policy of this great
shoe establishment to at all
times be up 10 date-show
The footwear which partieu-
lar people want.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The Misses Gertrude and Ruth Young
OF Ballston, Va, have gone to Cleve-
land. Ohio. where they VIII spend the
next two weeks. They will also visit
in chicago before returning To Virginia.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

The return to the city on Thursday Of
Cen. and Mrs. William r. Draper
will open another OF the most hospitable
homes in Washington. General and
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Senator and Mrs Depew have cards
out for dinners on January > and s.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Along with the shipment
Of the above came a consign-
ment of the new fashions III
women's and mems riding.
hunting, shooting boots and
footwear for other sports.
OF particular mention are
the new styles IN mems and
women's riding boots. Rid
D4y has increased in popular
ity tins season 10 such a
startling extent that 1t is Ger
tainly the most popular
snort of the wear
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Francis 3. Loomis. Assistant Score
tary of State. who has been in Ohio
for the past week, returned to Washing
ton yesterday.
The Washington times., 1903-12-06

Confined on Page Twelve, Th.s ssetion-)
Amador ledger., 1903-07-03
Cut Roth Wrys.

81 want my hair cut and no talk, "
said a great man with an 1 own the
earth air, as he walked into barber
shop and sat down.
THE commenced the man in the
apron
mo talk, tell your shouted the
heavy man. "Just a plain hair cut.
I've read all the papers and don't want
any news. Start away nowr'
The man in the apron obeyed.
When he had finished, the man who
knew everything rose from his chair
and surveyed himself in the glass.
"Great Scottw he exclaimed "Its
really true, then? You BARRIERS can't
do your work properly unless you talk"
81 don't know said the man in the
apron quietly. "You must ask the bar
Der. He'll be in presently. I'm the
glazier from next door,"
Amador ledger., 1903-07-03
Making 1t Easy.

There is a Presbyterian family in
Washington which owns or is owned
by masterful boy of seven. The boys
grandmother came to visit them recent
ly and reproached them because the
child had not yet been baptized. The
mother protested lamely that she ex-
pected to defer that until the boy
should unite with the church Grand
mother shifted and said if they waited
till the boy professed religion and
wished to join the church they'd wait
until the forty-first year of the millen-
mum; so it was decided that he should
be baptized at once. Somewhat of the
discussion reached the youngster, and
he marched bravely up to his mother.
"Have got to be baptized?" he asked.
"Yes, dear" answered the mother
Gall right, then" said he cheerily. 81
don't care when you have it done. 1
had my arm broken, and 1 had my
shoulder dislocated, and 1 didn't feel it
a bit when the doctor fixed them. Just
have 'em give me a little chloroform,
and they can baptize me all they want"
Washington Post.