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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-10
LOCAL NEWS.

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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Hart Bros. buy more Minneso.
ia wool than any other firm in
the U. 5. Why? Because they
pay right prices. y
Mrs. j. NJ. Wilson left Thursday
for Fulda, where she will spe nd the
fourth.
Mrs. John Freeze, of Wilmont,
was in the city Friday on his way
to LeMars. .>u.. I s
Mrs. Capt g. R. Leonard left Fri
day for a few days visit friends in
Henon Lake. Vic 4.s #*
Miss Minnie Fauskee left Thurs.
day evening for a visit with friends
in Sioux Falls. u, - ..zz4....
Prof. E. L. Porter left Thursday
evening for Glenwood, Mimi, to
conduct summer school. NJ. .
Gene Beckley manager Of: the
Worthington Mill left on business
trip Friday for Brewster. @
Mrs. L. s. Blair and daughter
Elite arrived Friday and will be
guests Of friends over Sunday.
Il. B. Lewis grocery store will be
open a part Of the day on Saturday
to accommodate Sunday patrons.
Miss Anna Larson who has resided
in this city several months left for
her home in Minneapolis Thursday.
Miss Nora Winkler who has been
the guest of Miss Beulah Same
left for her home in Kinbrae Friday
morning. &&s
A. A. Julian of Mankato arrived
Friday for a short visit at the home
of his sister Mrs. Rev. J. 81. Muel-
hansen in this city. >s<s
Mr.. R. E. Witte and G. Copeland,
of Clarkesville, Iowa, made Henry
Stevens of this city, pleasant visit
Thursday evening: : ,%s'.
Mrs. Olson and daughter Minnie
of Alta Iowa arrived Friday morn
ing and are the guests of Mrs. J. W.
Mcbride in this city. a$%
Mrs. Fred Mohl who has been a
guest at the residence of A. C. He'd.
berg for a few days returned to- hel
home in Adrian Tuesday. = =
Mrs. William Stoutemeyer of
Minneapolis arrived Friday after.
noon for the purpose of spending
the Fourth with friends in this city.
Street. commissioner O'Connoi
had a force of men out Friday clean.
ing the streets and cutters and
other wise improving our streets
The Swedish Lutheran Sunday
School will have their picnic in thu
beautiful grove of Chas. Larson,
six miles north of to wn next Satur
day, July 4th. -. n
:: Miss Martha Bliefenicht, book
keeper in Dieckhof Bros. hardwar,
store. returned from De Forest
where she was q guest of friends fol
several weeks. IA
| Mrs. Henry Brown, Milwaukee
Wis.,: Nothing has ever done q
much for me as Rocky Mountail
Tea. The whole family is kept vel
by it's use. IS cents. F. M. Hick
man. n
FRED Wall and wife left Friday
for Woodstock where they will b
the guest of relatives a few days
Raymond steffens Of Chicago arrives
here Thursday night and is a CUES
at the home Of John Biltgen: NJ
Kelley and Co., are now taking j
near 1900 pounds Of cream daily
which is four times as much as al,
other creamery ever received. tn
amount, is increasing and will pro
badly reach q ton day. Thinl
what this means to this communit,
in the way of bringing money her,
from the east for distribution
among the farmers.
The many friends of Mr.. A. g
Leistico will be pleased to learn tha'
che was successfully operated on las
| Wednesday, and is now in fair way
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-10
!. X. DARBY,

Is once more before the public a.
an auctioneer.. will cry all kinds Of
sales aud guarantee. Will have
notes csshed a. cheap il not cheaper
than anyone else. See him before
securing your auctioneer for terms
and dates. AZ. !. ~ - l. (
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-10
0A0roEEA.
Bear, Il. -, The Kind You Have Always Bopgtl
Hs. Z LZHzZl<zzw
WON'T NEED A DOCTOR.

. : WON'T NEED A DOCTOR.
II you take Rea Bros Cascarin. q 10
lives good results and acts quickly. It
b a specific in constipation, cures La
Grippe. colds and prevents fevers. The
stomach once relieved and put In
bealthy condition all Of the attendant
troubles pass away. At druggists, price
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-10
%rr.;~ ..%F .trS-h II s.&.,t'. = q
Land Seekers Fxcur.
sion every week! r
y .. a.stss +.&f, -e:st,$ - >@-;#, ( s:S;;@ *
Until our @-quarter section
in Traverse and Wikir Co
are closed out. -. In 4. d.
Deep black 1'1''''s' I 50. soil, c1a,
sub.s0i1. a.: "a. VI. 81 I. "a. 5
..... Flowing Wells \.
at 40 to 60 feet. t.. 49,. !. Z. Z.
+. N. E. |. LlAlIWlI y +.
- Over postohoe. .vt ~ .y. . ..@*

Auctioneer.
SECURE GOOD PRICES
for your goods sold at Auction By
having them cried by 80 4.
: J. N. HoLBRooK. N.
Worthington, Minnesots.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
A SURE REMEDY.
This Is Good Advice: If the Dog Banks
Rinu the Bell

This Is Good Advice: If the Dog Banks
Ring the Bell.
Do unto others as they do unto you,
might well be the heading of this true
tale. Two men and dog are the
characters therein. Man No. 1, being
unable to sleep for three entire nights
dog aforesaid, got up and arrayed him
self at o'clock in the morning and
hied him to his neighbours front door.
There he kept his thumb on the cleo
trio bell until the dismayed servant ap.
peared.
II wish to see Mr.. W."
"Why, sure, he's in bed at this hour,
SIR"
'I'm sorry, but must see him now"
HE amt goin' ter get up at this time
ter see nobody"
well, intend to stay here and ring
this bell until he does see me. and you
can go and tell him that"
After an ominous interval Mr.. w
descended, almost speechless with
wrath.
What do you mean by disturbing
me in this manner. It's the most out
rageous-"
Eyes, that's what think, and sim
ply called to warn you that as long as
your dog keeps me awake every night
shall come and ring this bell, for il
I can't sleep you certainly shall not
Good morning. York Times.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

this, It Is true, but it is not very seri,.
Gus. Not|so serious, indeed, but that
any one holding this table in his hand
and watching the children pour out
OF any one OF q number of school.
houses in any city in the land is able
to subdue his apprehension that the
race, from lack of recruiting agencies,
is likely to run out. According to this
table, New England does not show
either the largest decrease in ten
years nor the smallest average size of
families. In point of fact, this de-
crease in New England. is but two
thirds of one per cent-a decrease in
quantity that, if it is not made up in
quality, much educational effort has
been wasted in the past decade, In
New York the decrease is fve-tenths
OF one per cent, in Pennsylvania three
tenths, in Ohio six-tenths, in Indiana
seven-tenths, in Michigan five-tenths,
in Wisconsin three-tenths, in Iowa six
tenths, in Missouri seven-tenths, in
Kansas four-tenths.
That is to say, the average size of
families in New England is larger
than in New YorR, Ohio, Indiana and
Michigan, and equal to that in Iowa
and Kansas. This reckoning repre-.
sents labored process, but it is rela-
lively valueless. It includes all races
and conditions, and has no bearing
upon the relative size of families of
long establishment in the country and
those of later immigration. It is a
modern family table, nothing more.
Any one good at figures and diligent
in delving into census returns can
spread it, and all who are curious or
apprehensive in the matter can come
to it and go away satisfied that the
American family is not rapidly dying
out.-Portland Oregonian.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
A Woman's Back,

Dublin, Mich, June 29th.-To the
many women who suffer with weak
back and pains and tired feelings in
the small of the back, the experience
of Mrs. Fred Chalker of this place
will be interesting and profitable.
Mrs. Chalker had suffered a very
great deal with these back pains and
although she had tried many things,
she could find nothing that would re.
lieve her. The pain kept on in spite
of all she could do.
At last she CHANGED to read the
story Of another lady who had suf.
fered with the backache, and she had
been cured by remedy called
Dodd's Kidney. Pills; and Mrs Chalker
thought she would try the same thing.
After the first two boxes had been
taken according to directions, she be.
gan to feel some better, and she kept
on till at last she was cured.
Her pains are all gone, and she is
very grateful. She says: 'Dodd's
Kidney Pills helped me greatly, and
will always recommend them as q
cure for Pain in the Back"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

land translated much from foreign
tongues, and was especially happy in
versions of Heine's poems, which in
his hands retained the strength, grace
and beauty Of the originals. But he.
was chiefly known as the author of
the "Hans Breitmann Ballads" writ.
ten in Pennsylvania Dutch, a per.
Torrance which gave him worldwide
fame and is masterpiece of gro
tesque humor. Leland's other books,
Poetry and Mystery of Dreams, y
minor Arts" "The Gypsies," "Practi.
cal Education" etc., are comparatively
but little known.
John Hay, our secretary of state, is
better known by his humorous Little
Brooches" than by his elaborate state
papers. Thomas, Dunn English, after
all his years In congress, could never
escape being> chiefly known as the
author of ben Bolt" a sentimental
ditty of his eallow youth, the very
mention of which in later years raised
his ire, to such a degree that his fel.
low congressman took great delight in
quoting from it just to tease him..
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
GREAT MEN KNOWN ONLY
AS MASTERS OF HUMOR

Thomas Corwin, who died in 1865
was one of the most famous states
men of his day. For more than thirty
years he occupied prominent official
positions, having been governor of
Ohio, member of both houses of con-
gress, secretary of the treasury and
minister to Mexico. On his deathbed
he said pathetically: after all the
public honors I have received and all
that have done in the world, I shall
be remembered only as "Tom Corwin,
the JOKER"
He was like DUR Chauncey Depew,
a funny man, whose witty sayings,
more spontaneous than those of
Chauncey, were quoted far and wide,
No matter how high and dignified
were the places to be occupied, :. he
was always called by the undignif1ed
name of tom" Another instance in
which a funny man has failed to re.
ceive his full need of fame is that
of the late Charles Godfrey Leland, a
great philologist and a scholar versed
in many languages and literatures. lie.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
PAUL DIV CHAILLUS FIRST
MEETING WITH A GORILLA

us if our. guns miss fire, or if we only
wound the great beast?
Again the gorilla made an advance
upon us. Now he was not twelve wards
off. I could see plainly his ferocious
face. 1t was distorted with rage; his
huge teeth were ground against each
other, so that we could hear the
sound; the skin of the forehead was
drawn forward and back rapidly,
which made his hair move up and
down and gave a truly devilish ex.
preston to his hideous face. Once
more the most horrible monster ever
created by Almighty God gave a roar,
which seemed to shake the woods like
thunder. could really feel the earth
trembling under my feet. The gorilla,
looking US in the eye, and beating his
breast, advanced again.
Don't fire too soon," said Malao.
men; IF you don't kill him he will kill
YOU"
This time he came within eight
yards of us before he stopped. was
breathing fast with excitement as l
watched the huge beast. Malaonen
only said, STEADY" as the gorilla
came up. When he stopped Malaonen
said, "Now!" And before he could
utter the roar for which he was open.
ing his mouth three musket balls were
in his body. He fell dead almost with
out struggle.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

Paul du Chaillu, the noted African
explorer who recently died, thus de-
scribes in his Adventures in Equato-
rial Africa" his first meeting with a
gorilla: Suddenly, he says, an i'm
mense gorilla advanced out of the
woods straight toward us, and gave
vent, as he came up, to terrible howl
of rage, as much as to say, II am tired
of being pursued and will face you"
1t was lone male, the kind which
are always the most ferocious. This
fellow made the woods resound with
his roar, which is really an awful
sound, resembling the rolling and NUT
tering of distant thunder. He was
about twenty yards off when we first
saw him. We at once gathered to-
gether, and I was about to take aim
and bring him down where he stood
when my most trusted man, Malao-
men, stopped me, saying, in a whisper,
mot time yet"
We stood, therefore, in silence, gun
in hand. The gorilla looked at us for a
minute or SO out of his evil gray eyes,
then beat his breast with his gigantic
arms-and what arms he had!-then
gave another howl of defiance and ad.
vanced upon us. How horrible he
looked! I shall never forget it. Again
he stopped, not more than fifteen yards
away. Still Malaonen said, mot yet. -
Good gracious! what is to become of
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
BUT SLIGH i. + AILING orr
.N.sAf1ERICAN BIRTH RATE,

49, 5ty. ~
Not the. old-fashioned board, at the
head of which sat the father and at
the foot of which sat the mother; with
the sugar bowl in her lap to prevent
from childish fingers,
Hanked ON either side by row of chill
dren with shining faces and eager ap-
petites; not the family table. from
which the children took = turns in
waiting" when the grandparents came
to occupy seats temporarily at the
board or when other company" came;
not the table at which blessing"
was asked three times daily for 365
days in each year, at which children
were taught to mind their manners
and wait until their elders were
served.
The family table, popular at this
time, is one of figures compiled by the
careful statistician. 1t concerns the
alleged decreasing size of families and
is spread in this wise:
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
Siqn Wasn't Rlqht.

= L.. Sign Wasn't Right.
He-I wonder why Miss Elderly
She oh, suppose she was born in
the wrong time of the moon. :@ >s. :. =
:. He--!The wrong: time ofssthe moon.
she-:-Yes, when there wasn't any
man in It. Vs.. -: .. /. :. + /. 8 NJ e. =
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
took IL Back,

= IT don't believe IN bleaching the
hair, remarked Mrs. olSfashion. Il
think God gave us just the sort OF.
hair he wanted us to have Nit 5..
erhaps so,''s softly replied Mr.
Baldhead, but in my case he seems
to have been 9 sort of Indian giver.'e'
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
Giving Away His Freedom. :

giving away F11S freeoom.
Here is Booker r: Washington d.
vorce story: Brother Turner's just
been divorced from his wife, said
Brother Smith. Els dat so?' Yaah!
The ledge done gone and give him
his. freedom this morning. 'eWhar's
henoW e "Giving his freedom to Mar
tina Johnson: She's Sister Turner by
this time. New York Times. 4s.sSe r
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
Charitable Sex.

Charitable Sex.
Bess-So you are really going to
marry young Softleigh, are you?
Nell-That's what.
Boswell, it will save you the
trouble Of hunting one when you get
ready to begin housekeeping.
Nell-Hunting what?
Bess-Why, a flat.-Chicago News.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
Wife Gives Him Pie

rather enjoy being without q
hired girl. why so?', Il. Because II
can always coax my wife SO give me
pie brea kfastt !, II Philadel phias
Plain Dealer. ssss
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
Making Allowances.

Making Allowances.
Bronson don't see why you should
be so angry at your son for marrying.
We have to make allowances for the
young, you know.
Munson-Confound it, that's what
I'm kicking about! I not only have to
make an allowance for him, but now
I'll have to make one for his wife, too.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
How Another Young Sufferer
Was Cured.
Very Still.

Very Still.
sketch you?" echoed the rambling
artist. what kind of subject would
you make?''
"Oh, I'll do as still life," grinned the
tramp, who had not changed his posi-
ton in the haystack for twenty-four
hours.-Chicago News.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
This viii ,lntere.t Mo+her..

-, :. Mother Gray,s Sweet Powders tor Child
ron, used BY Mother Gray q nurse in
ChHdren's Home, New York, Cure Fever
ishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
Worms. Sold by all Druggists, CSC. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Leroy, NY.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

The worst enemy man can have is
q fool friend.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

When girl elopes with poor young
man her mother attributes it to tenn
pcrary insanity. ,:r 7,= # ] S5 3s7 y
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

To Cure q Cold In One day.
druggists refund money it it fails to cure. ESQ
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
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Saves 100 from h DroWnInu.

81 Saves 100 from Drowning. :***..
B. It is claimed that the record for life
saving lis held by Joseph Langlois, q
Chicago policeman only 81 years old,
who has rescued at least 100 persons
from drowning t* sJ IT, = srs + 53 : IT s@
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

Most connubial ties seem to be bow
klots-at least they pull out easily.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

An eEotist is one who. thinks he is
Just 5as bright as you are, and doesn't
try to co1ceaI NJ.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

AS a rule sharp business men are
rather blunt.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

The most common phases of summer
l. catarrh are catarrh of the stomach
and bowels. Peruna is a specific for
summer catarrh.
Hon. Willis Brewer, Representative in
Congress from Alabama, writes the follow
ing letter to DR.. Hartman:
House of Representatives.
Washington, D. c.
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, o..
Gentlemen-"I have used one bottle of
Peruna for lassitude and take pleasure in
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

Ali the use some folks are Ii to tell
u. how much better things were dftY
years ago. 81
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

The small boy is apt to doubt the
wisdom of his parents when they tell
HIM what is best for him.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

Orthodoxy on one side of the fence
Is heresy on the other.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

Good fortune is the chum of indus
try.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08
n1rs. Wins1ow,e soothinx sx - !, ! n.

t0yxUS1
dammatton, allays pain cures wind collie. &c Abottlo
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

writes:
believe thaf fine health to Peruna Constant travel
suffered with Indigestion and ca.r
Of Peruna specific catarh decided a trial.
and seemed like
w. Menu
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-08-08

recommending it to those who need good
remedy. AS tonic it is excellent. In the
short time I have used it it has done me a
great deal Of good. willis Brewer.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac-'
tory results from the use of Peruna, write
at once to DR.. Hartman, giving full state
ment of your case and he will be pleased to
give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, Ohio.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-10-09

Note what we say on RANGES and see
the variety. Sole agents for the Home
Comfort, Imperial, Washing
ton, DinWoody, Home Favorite,
Staple Favorite, Peerless and
the Champion. We boast the larg-
est, cheapest and most complete assort-
ment of ranges, heaters and hot blasts
ever seen in western house.
Come and see our big stove exhibits the
lst, End and Bird of October. Experts
from all over the country will witness it.
An eastern professional will bake bis
cults III minutes and pretty maidens
will serve them with hot coffee free
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-10-09

We carry also great variety of
SECOND HAND GOODS almost
equal to new at nearly give away
prices.
In exchange we take other furniture
all kinds of farm produce, cattle,
chickens, pigs, in fact anything
that is saleable. We sell on the in
stallment plan.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-10-09
PICTURES, FRAMES. GLASS

etc, and complete framing machine.
Ii we frame your pictures you are always
glad.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-10-09

IRON BEDS, the loveliest and most
complete stock ever thought Of in Idaho,
SPRINGS and MATTRESSES
by the room full. See especially our
Duplex Mattress, prices 1915 and up to
a purse full. Our room full OF uphol-
stored goods is worth trip from the
pole just to see.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-10-09

B. NOTE PLEASE This firm has only been known the OAKLEY
HESS Firm since last spring, quite young you will say Yes but
that period have done years business and the Furniture
Just ready bgm Why have done much business? Simply
because sell the right goods at the right prices and people far
as from Pao bup pay freight goods and expenses because
then they money
prove all things and hold fast that which IS good"
''E1e that fights
Will live to fight another day"
But he who buys of
Will prove himself blunder-buss.
The Coconino sun., 1903-04-04

Sup.. Beal, of the Gila Valley, Globe and Northern railroad, return ed to Globe on Wednesday from a business trip to Tucson. MT. Beal says there is a much better outlook at Globe now than has been visible for the past year. The old Dominion is said to be getting ready to install modern reduction plant which will in- clude several new processes for the treatment of the ores of that district. The United Globe Mines are continu- ing development work and it is ex- pected that when the reduction plant is completed this company will begin the shipment to it. The advance in the price of copper will set other prop critics to work that have been idle for the past year. The work of building new vats for the teacher of the Black Warrior is about completed and it is expected that this company will soon resume the production of copper Bulletin.
The Coconino sun., 1903-04-04

The Bulletin was informed this week that the Detroit Copper Company had contracted with Brannick Riggs, Jr., for large amount of timber and lum- Der to be delivered at Rodella station on the Fl Paso X Southwestern rail- road. MT. Riggs has sawmill in the Chiricahua mountains fifteen miles from Rodella and it is understood that he has secured from the government vast amount of timber. Bulletin.
The Coconino sun., 1903-04-04

We give you the news of town and county, and give it to you good, while the Chicago Weekly Inter-Ocean prints the telegraphic news of America and the cabled happening of ali the world. S2.50 for both papers per year.
The Coconino sun., 1903-04-04

A warrant for the sum of $1 ,00O was issued Tuesday to Mrs. Ellen Sulli- van by the local lodge of the A. O. U. w. It was issued on account of the policy held by the late Frank Sullivan of this city.-Review.
The Coconino sun., 1903-04-04
ARIZONA HAPPENINGS.

The lion killed by Fen. s. Hildreth at Jupiter mountains measured ten feet two inches from tip to tip. He has given it to taxidermist to mount. Journal Miner.