Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-06-24
June brides and Junebugs.

June brides and Junebugs.
The average secret isn't worth keep
ing.
TIE devil never mislayS bis calling
list.
All is not gold that one marries for
money.
Mans mark is silence; wOman's a
smile.
Cremation ends the race OF life with
a dead.
A ten cent argument often ends in q
$40 quarrel.
The bathing suit will soon be in the
swim.
A poor mans dinner seldom fits his
appetite.
Ready-mads love lie seldom ever a
good 6t.
1t isn't always the bad cigar that is
foiled.
The consuming passion Of humanity
is sell. indulgence.
Most of the MINOR poets are old
enough to vote.
Silence is often the price of domes-
tic felicity.
Flirting in public gives girls a bad
reputation.
Horoeless vehicles should be run
with horse sence.
Life lie short, yet most men outlive
their good resolution.
One way to make horses fat is to cut
of the food supply.
The pugilist is frequently beaten at
his own game.
To pay compliments is much easier
than to pay debts.
To have what you want lie wealth;
to do without is power.
Honest labor is said to be a good
remedy for bad luck.
Pretty lips don't need sugaring to
taste their sweetest.
Even more than church pews bath
tubs promote Christianity.
Wise people respect the man; fools
respect his good clothes.
Many a man thinks he is unlucky
when he is merely q fool.
A compromise always costs less and
is worth more than a lawsuit.
1t is a wise woman who can smile at
a complaint and then forget it.
If a rich mar has a good memory he
will not forget the poor.
Good resolutions and squalling
are all right if carried out.
Some people are 90 Internally polite
as to inspire suspicion.
The fellow who shaves himself
sometimes cuts bis best friend.
No, Maude, dear; the steeple elm
Der is not a high churchman.
Most men cease to be cynics before
they are 80 years OF age.
A novel writer doesn't necessarily
write something novel.
The weather man doesn't control
the reins at the Horse Show.
The charity that begins at home
doesn't need a press agent.
Blessings often come disguised, but
troubles are generally labeled.
There is no earthly hope for a man
who is too lazy to acquire enemies.
Tears are the refuge Of resourceful
women and soft headed men.
NeIl-"Has she been marriedP"
Belle-"Oh! yes: and unmarried"
Any man who speaks nothing but
the truth is never garrulous.
Great poets are not only born, but
most OF them are also dead.
If you would be popular, don't tell
the truth unless it is necessary.
There is always room at the top OF
the box for the big strawberries.
The chronic kicker isn't even salts
ned with his lot in the cemetery.
When charity begins at home the
wolf skulks on to the next door.
In order to win success q man must
first fall in love with his work.
the world has no time for a vision
airy man-until after he gets there.
It lie easier to make a dollar than it
is to avoid arrest for eounteFfeiting.
Where one man dies Of thirst q
thousand drink themselves to death.
If you would retain your friends
don't remind them Of their faults.
You can always get satisfaction by
going to law-if you are q lawyer.
Tbe more children 8 woman has the
fewer fads she is likely to cultivate.
Things that interest some people
are those that were better left unsaid-
Don't open q set Of account books
where you do a kindness for anybody.
II You don't stand up for your rights
SOMEONE else is going to sit on them.
A gift horse always goes lame the
second time around the same course.
It is often dificult to determine
.-o s~auHnaaa auda and imIudenca /