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THESE YOUNGSTERS ATHLETES
FEATS or SOME BOYS NOT YET
~ THEIR TEENS.

One surprisiss Phass u ths Phys1eai Cult.
ure Movement LADS Whe 0urpass
Their Elders In SKIN ~ Outdoor Spsess
Some Of Them Almost Babies san.
This Is an athletic age. sysssasasie
physical exercise has come to Be for many
almost a habit. No college 10 without lite
athletic teams, the big cities and many Of
the small towns have their amateur and
professional athletic clubs. and women are
indulging in physical culture IN ever In
ereasing numbers. Different systems OF
physical culture are vyins with one an
ether for patrons, and schools. " nOt p6ya.
cal cults. sre being talked Of.
Tie tendency OF the times 10 shown plainly.
-. IN the case OF tise boys Who sse GrovtnS
% A few yesrs Ago paTspts would not
have listened TO any proposition thss had
a. its object the training and strsagthansng
~ the muscles of their children h-fors they
had got into their teens Then . boy In
breeches Was lucky u I've ooslld spsak away
On Saturday afternoon and have . game Of
patent string game snds In back Vt oS
play duck on the rock or 20 'a-swtmmin'. .
Nov things are different, N tlss hoy 10
~ homs and In tbs care % private tvtos.
he hos his Inst ructor In losing and fenclns
and gymnastics during the wtnses. and In
the suinmsf l.s plays soft. n~isss With .
sphi hamlsoo ny-rod tossas tbs hasaLsil 10
lis hearts conislh and doe ssunis that
hoys hardly df.ained u dolns . foe year.
sSo
u ls is -rn, Ia . Iecpasa,ery sslsesi bs
hss 81 almost continuous foand ~ sihlssIe
drill. fsnsaS IA p,ssnaousssss from ths
hsif.s.lsitls ln-l,sfklas S,iGks&s on tha
football Aid Ia ths milsis msnSSysus N
. squash laii ossn. A9shs.s 10 too rough
80 loo dshs.Foss fss ,ls lsss~a' deg srhssl'
iseySf ,sslss "a ,ssh~ cad ssshias y ,ss
,ans "a - sa IA. psasssansas " sshIvss
sssn,s
hg hos sissy ii.s Iss fss,aaSAs ss,s
shs d. bot hsss psissis lnsssssAsss cad
slsa aah - "a Isslsi sieip srsaoks Noe
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Terry Mo0overns. the John Tanagans
and tho Tod Sloane Busters.

Terry Nc0overns. the John Fanagans
and tho Tod Sloane Busters.
The boys In ths olubs are about IL years
old and they have their own contests, car
ned on according to their own rules. But
the noteworthy thing about II u that their
fathers and mothers know all about the
little aparTing matches and other contests
they have. but don't object in the least.
Tho natural results OF this strenuo US
life among the present-day schoolboys Is
that. almost without realizing the fact
We are getting some genuine athletic
prodisiss In knse brooches Every little
while . preparatory school boy pops up
and beats an old golf champion or young
runner who has scarcely ever been heard
Of comes out and shows his heels to men
who have had q reputation for years.
Last year a st. Paul's school boy carried
Oh many honors In golf and James. who
won the national amateur championship
over Travis last season. 10 young. In fact.
most Of the best athletes that the colleges
get are boys who have started In training
and developing thsir muscles before they
had ever san . Latin grammar OF tried 10
find Q Greek root
But n h not alone In regular sss-ruls
athlstics that the boys Of the present shine.
Many of them sre skilied sportsmen and
hunt and hsh - well - their fsthers. Tie
former superintendent ~ the Ne~ York
State Hatchcriss. James Amin. L., has
. young son In knee breaches Who has
vide reputation IN this line among sIor,s-
men ~ the STATE.
He nskss ell his o~n Aiss and lesd.ss
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}, :, ~, and r,,mors Of war and offer

out OF war and rumop OF war and oner'
ing his services.
Sometimes they are ecceptei.( The
Colombian revolution ists hired him year
or two ago, after the Colombian Govern
ment had most disdainfully scorned his
prefer Of assistance to the General OF the
Colombian army.
He rose In command Of the Colombian
revoluti lon lists until they gave him commsr q
Of Their navy - well a. Of their land forces.
One 6pe day, displeased by some action OF
the jeedcr Of the revolut Ion, he took two
rvvolttioniet Sunboats and called away
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Every few months the cabls announces
that the patriots and lovers OF freedom
IN some South American republic have
risen in their might and declared their
independence Of the tyrant who Is at the
moment their President The dispatches
furnish the name OF the man who Is to be
made the tyrant's successor by the bravery
and devotion OF the aforesaid patricia
1t is nearly always stated that the insur-
gent army is well armed and that negotia-
lions are said to be going on In other coun-
tries for the purchase OF navy. Also.
h is gravely stated that "the Government
h mobilizing troops
That is the tropic side Of the picture. set
m a gaudy frame OF melodramatic phrase.
The other side is almost invariably here
IN New York city.
The real home of the South American
and West Indian revolution 10 not In the
tropics or the southern seas. II 10 In q
zone Of Manhattan Island bounded on the
north by Fifteenth street and on the south
by Thirteenth street. Every well authsn.
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colleges find often that many young ath :
Istes who have the most promising quail
Aoations como to them In an entertained
condition; and that their best days In ath-
lstics are over. On the whoie. tho ugh.
they find that II h the boy who has started
at The bottom and worked up gradually
that makes the fast sprinter or the dashins
football player.
A. 70 The general effect Of the present
athletic tendency upon the race. physicians
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- - 100 ~ sAs $500 sssSs>s ss.s 60
hs0 60 sesls lee ss~,.sss klss s-a.s.sil,
go go i.as ~ n. s~si - Az s-s, - ils
q,
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Ne i~>ss s.-sss ii.ss sss t~<.ss ksss ssA
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i.~ssssss-s 60 s.~ s-ss.~~ - ~ s.-.s
ss.ass i--<z--~sr - "A s,.s - n e. k-sss
&c., ~ es-~ssys ta-~-~ s.ls.asas.ss ssl.lssls
- - ssSns sfss< eGs-ssss 60 ses~s
sxkAr.as. Jssss = tl~ Sshs 4 assA, a.
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smiling. Spanish booking gentleman. who
seems to enjoy what he saved out Of his
salary and perquisit 20 ~ President Of santo
Domingo.
II pays to be the President Of South
American or West Indian republic. The
President nomin stes the members OF Con-
grees who are 70 be elected by tho people.
He nominAtss his own Cabinet; he u Bor-
ough President Comptroller and District
Attorney in ono. TO say nothing Of being
tho Mayor and Police Commissioners. II
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siss,s ~ bsys sa ~ lsvG kAss bsds,
Ons would snssosiy esSsscs that thsy could
h fesliRe sAs ssetsru sshL-,le ,sndsnoy.
yss ths1 &c. tnssnas facilities have bssa
fvrasshsd feS sAsm.
riss ksaslsmsot ssaIsstss have esisi.llslssd
ssess tAAa svensy syaaAsAaass sa shs 49,
49,. ssA ny sss Alsd s6A lsas chs ESQ
sSsGhs - sasaskis ssss Asss. sslse ks1lss
sAvss' ,.ss ssssssessls sed MA sbaso
lsfsss ~ ksss ~ sApAshsA
Ths bsssla4s sskssb IN Tbs sssss slss Lsss
sAss 0vsssss.usae ssS. ssd today tbs
vsusesAs sLs bshs bic leslas glow laae
~ s6lss We esss IN S.s1 ssssi y sssls1
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u not without he interest. When news
reaches the President that Q revolution
u being declared against him In the cafe
his Lieutenant General and Minister Of
War. They are ordered to mobilize the
army. They arrest all unemployed. and
frtefdle ~ men IN the cities. put uniform
caps on them, give them guns, box them
up In barracks-and the thing n done.
Tho biggest battle OF the revolution wss
whom Gen. Abelardo Moscoso went over
to the Hotel Muro O few weeks aeo and
sent his card in 10 Gen. Juan isidro Jtrnines.
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claim OF many hundreds Of Thousands Of
dollars against Santo Domingo. II was
quite useless to hope that the vasQuez
administration would acknowledge the
justice OF fffis debt. But Il had been ascer-
tanned that II Jiminez were to become
President again he would look upon the
claim with favor.
Therefore the lovers Of Dominican liberty
IN New York. according TO the rimor. had
been enabled to buy five or seven thousand
secondhand rifles which had been stored
In the basement Of one OF the two hotels.
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The member Of the club wAo liked to
60 out into the country. but didn't know
anything about fishing. had been entered
In the contest more as . Joke than any.
thing else. He turned the tables. though.
by getting Mr.. Annin's little boy 70 do the
fishing for him. and At night he marched
In with hty-three big brooks and ooppsd
the rod. Later, though. he put It up at
rafYle.
Other boys who have already mads .
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GEN. sANDovAL. PROFESSIONAL REvoLu.
ZIONIST.
persuaded 10 20 into these revolutionary
ventures and who do 60 south.
"Do they ever come back?' he asked
Very few said the paclfco, smili M
sVery lew
What becomes Of them?"
yellow fever IL bad for the unacch n.
mated,' said the pacifco. shrugsing hi
shoulders. 4There are other diseases, too.
Sometimes the climate affects the eenti.
ment and they fall In love with other gentls.
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valor and patriotism are ever ready to all
the afr.
II must be admitted, however. that the
unpohttAl guests OF the two hotels end
thsse - nsany Do pa telse The revolu.
mSaknss the designation dumb paci-
Aoos' hurled at them BY the war-liks, and
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PATRIOTS IN EXILE.

mems ladies and that IL . frequent osus
Of death: some settis down on plaata;.s
And the rest. ! suppose, ~ IT, ~
porter, ARE sbot Il BATH:
'rerhaPs.' said the paoinco. IT mighs
a well-authenticated case.
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and o'h~~ qualified 10 spssk have, sss r..~
no doubt that tie training and as,elop-
msni u ,hs muscles of ci.ildfsh uhd's
proper supsr,.sion, ~ill do much loved
raising tho general s'sndsrd Of I.h,s'oS
ooisditloas.
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DEAF MADE TO HEAR.
Remarkable Invention Of Mr.. RutehIn
son Works SUCCESSFULLY.

Another interesting demonstration
Of the powers of the ACQUISITION" has
been given in New York City by the
inventor Miller Reese Hutchinson.
Mr.. Hutchinson selected as subjects
for the experiment several inmates OF
the New York Institution for the In
struction of Deaf and Dumb. Some
had been stricken with deafness at too
early an age to remember what tho
meaning of sound was, and one young
girl in particular almost went into
spasms OF delight when the ear-piece
was adjusted and she heard the strains
of music. ~
Mark Twain was in the little audi
ence, as was also Mrs. George Dewey.
wife of Admiral Dewey. There was
one skeptic present. He was deaf. but
had no faith in the invention. SO he
asked to be put in the chair. This
was done and his face flushed with
surprise when he was able to distin-
guish mamma" from papa" Mr..
Hutchinson said, "Hello!" to him and
he repeated it.
A number of other tests were made
and all were successful.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-04-07
New Antarctic Discoveries.

President Markham of the Royal Geo
graphical society, commenting on the
achievements of the British Antarctic
ship Discovery, says it has been proved
conclusively that the greater part OF
the Antarctic region is vast conti-
nent.
Captain Scott, commander of the Dis
covery, penetrated 100 miles further
south than any previous explorer and
discovered an extensive mountainous
region, hitherto absolutely unknown.
extending to $500 south. He thinks
this indicates that the land stretches to
the pole in a series of lofty mountains.
which is considered to be far the most
important geographic result ever
achieved in Antarctic explorations.
The Discovery wlntered 400 miles fur
ther south than any vessel had pre-
YiouslY Mintered.
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can heartily recommend Peruna as
catarrh remedy. Mrs. Elmer Fleming
Trent Catnrrh In Spring.
The spring is the time TO treat catarrh-
Cold, wet winter weather often rctards a
cure of catarrh. If course of Peruna is
taken during the early spring months tho
cure will be prompt and permanent There
can be no failures if Peruna is taken intel
ligently duriug the favorable weather OF
spring.
AS systemic catarrh remedy Peruna
eradicates catarrh from the system whcr-
ever it may be located. 1t cures caiaIrh
of the stomach or bowels with the Same
certainty as catarrh of the head.
If you do not derive prompt and safis-
factory results from the use of Peruna, writo
at once to DR.. Hartman. giving full state
ment of your case and he viii be pleased
to give you his valuable advice gratis
Address DR.. Hartman. President of Tho
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus. Ohio
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y 77I-7I17717 ~ w.
CACAO CULTURE.
II Promises to Be Profitable Industry
in the Philippines.

in the Philippines.
The Bureau Of Insular Affairs, War
Department, has received from the
Philippine Bureau of Agriculture. a
bulletin on cacao culture in the Phil
Ippine islands. The bulletin says:
THE cacao grown in the Philippines
is of such excellent quality that there
is keen rivalry among buyers to pro-
cure it at an advance of quite fifty per
cent. over the common grades of the
Java bean. Notwithstanding the failure
of the local growers TO process" or
cure the product in any way"
In parts of Mindanao and Negros, in
spite OF ill-treatment and no treat
ment, the plant exhibits luxuriance
of growth and wealth of productive
ness that demonstrate its entire fit
ness to be considered valuable crop
in these regions.
Recent statistics place the worlds
demand for cacao exclusive of local
-consumption) at 100000, 900 pounds,
valued at more than $30,000,00O gold.
There is, therefore, it is stated, little
danger of overproduction and conse-
quent low prices for many years to
come
So far as known. the areas where
cacao prospers in the great equatorial
zone are small. Cacao is cultivated
nearly everywhere in the archipelago.
1t is grown in several of the provinces
of Luzon, in Mindanao. Jolo, Basilan.
Panaya, Negros. Cebu, Bohola and
Masbate, and its presence can be reas-
onably predicted upon the larger ISL
ands anywhere under an elevation OF
1000 or possibly 1,200 meters.
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and too frequent ur 7ary discharges
tell of kidneys out OF orde-.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure G'l Kidney
Ills from common backache to uanger-
GUS diabetes. I..
A. T. Ritenour. owner of the wood
yard at 125 East Cork street. winches-
ter. Va, says: Ever since l had la
grippe have been sufferer from
kidney troubles. which made them
selves apparent In racking pains
through the region Of the kidneys
and across the small Of my back. The
pains were always severe. and some
times so sharp and biting that they
compelled me to take to my bed. The
kidney secretions furnished further
evidence of disorders. They were on
color, irregular, and painful Of pas
sage. Added to this there was an an
noying weakness. Att|N
1.-The newspaper advertisements of
Doan's Kidney Pills attracted my at
tention, and l procured box Of that
remedy at Franck Baker & Sons
drug store. The relief | experienced
was magical. The pills lifted me from
my bed of sickness. placed me on my
feet, and made me a well man.
can work as well as ever. Doan's
Kidney Pills, l believe. saved my life.
They are a great remedy to stop kid
ney troubles resulting from colds"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr.. Rite
nour will be mailed on application to
any part of the United States. Ad-
dress Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo. N.
Y For sale by all druggists; price.
30 CO.. per box.
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BRIGHT socxY BITS. i,

A new broom sweeps clean.
Dead authors tell no tales.
Many hands make light verse.
Circumstances alter bookcases.
Too many books spoil the trade.
It's long page tnat has no turning.
Two Vanrevels are better than one.
Epigrams cover multitude of sins.
I'D. - E
Ing.
A gilt-edged volume needs no ac-
cNser.
publisher is known By the Co. he
keeps. -a
Flea feathers. do not make fine
words. tEFs -
The love OF sequels is the root of
all evil. l...-..a--s-"
A book in the hand is worth two in
the press.
Ye cannot serve good English and
Mammon.
An ounce of dialect is worth a
pound of royalties. ~
Where there's so much puff, there
must be some buyer.
\ good name is rather to be chosen
than great characters.
Authors will happen, even in the
best-regulated families.
A profit is not without honor nave
on hest-sciling book.
Some are born Corelli; some
achieve CorelH. and some have Cor
elli thrust upon them.-Life.
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"I can conscienfi0usiy rccommen1
your Peruns IS . fine tonic sD6 -
around good medicine TO those VIZ
arc In need Of q cafsrrh remedy u
has been commended 10 me BY peopte
who have used 1T, as . remedy pr.
ficuEariy effective in the cure Of cs-
farrh. For those who need good
cafarrt medicine know of nofhiV
better. "-H. w Ogden.
w. E. Griffith. Concan. Texas. writes:
II suffered with chronic catarrh for many
years. took Peruna and it completely
cured me. / think Peruna is the best
medicine in the world for catarrh- Ny
general health is much improved by ita
use, as l am much stronger than l havo
been for years w. E Griffith
A Congressman's Letter.
Congressman II. Bowen, Ruskin. Tane-
we'll county. Va, writes: -
~ can cheerfuiiy recommend yoer
valuable remedy, Peruna. to sny oee
who Is suffering with cafarrh, and wbo
Is In need of q permanent and effective
cure. "-H. Bowen.
MI Fred d. Scott, Laure. Ohio. Right
Guard of Hiram Foot Ball Team. writes
''As specific for lung trouble place Pc
runa at the head / have used it myself
for colds and catarrh of the bowels and It IS
splendid remedy. 1t restores vitality.
increases bodily strength and makes sick
person we'll in short time. give Peruna
my hearty Endorsement. Fred d. SCOTT
Gen. Ira c. Abbott. 906 NJ street NJ w..
Washingto on. d. C., writes
'' am fully convinced that your remedy
is an excellent tonic. Many of my friends
have used it with the most beneficial results
for coughs. colds and catarrhal trouble -
Ira c. Abbott.
Mrs. Elmer Fleming. orator OF Reservoir
Council No 16S. Northwestern Legion OF
Honor. of Minneapolis, Mimi. writes from
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500 REWARD s1oa.

The readers OF this paper will be pleased to learn
that there is at least dreaded disease that
science has been able cure in all its Stages. and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure IS the only
positive cure now known to the medical fraternity.
Catarrh being constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure IS
taken internally acting directly the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. thereby destroying
the foundation OF the disease, and giving the
patient strength by building the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The pro-
prietors have much faith in its curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case
that il fails cure. Send for list % Tes::ision ais.
Address T.. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by druggists, T5c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
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good word for the tonic that brought me
Immediate relief Peruna cured me of
bad case of catarrh and l know it will
cure any other sufferer from that dis
ease. John Williams,
A Congressman's Letter.
Hon. II. w. Ogden. Congressman from
Louis lana, in a letter written at Washing
ton. d. c., says the following of Pcruna.
the national catarrh remedy:
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,naIst on eettino Il.

Some grocers say they don't keep De-
fiance Starch because they have a stock in
hand of II ,z. brands, which they know
cannot be sold to n customer who has once
used the 16 OF. pks. DeSAnce Starch Tor
same money.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-04-07

-ooo L oih Sticct' n
l have been
troubled all my
life with catarrh
in my head. /
took Peruna for
a b ut t h r e e
months. and now
think / am per-
manently cured.
I believe :ha; for
catarrh in all its
forms Peruna is
the medicine of
the age. 1t cures
when all 9th er
remedies fail. /
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you look bad" remarked the friend.
Have you the grip?" mo said the
druggist, absently., but have some
thing Just as good.
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oh I'm sure she isn't as old as she
looks" Perhaps not but I'm sure she 5
older than she thinks she looks"
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Whenever vice has occasion to
present itself to the public it looks
around for cloak of virtue. a
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1t is impossible to attain fame
without being charged with some
thing bad in the newspapers.
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at beats all' how good cigar. you can
lry a "Bullhead." 4"
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II the average man could only, sell
the advice he gives away it would
keep him busy looking after his in
come.
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Some men are so suspicious that
they always feel for their pocketbook
whenever their wives are kind to
them.
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Some men spend half their lives
in making a reputation and the other
half in trying to live 1t down.
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1t is a modification after being
away from home for considerable
time to be compelled to introduce the
subject to intimate friends.-Sioux
City Journal. lrr-r -TLfs
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People who know there is little of
good to be said of them are always
listening in the hope of hearing 1t.
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A. GROsvENOR, THE FAMOUS OHIO FAMILY
A the War Department letter
written Washington C.
AHop gratitude for the beneh derived
brought wonderful changes
being of the best
spring 1t is excellent caarrh remedy 49,
. DAN GROSVENOR. a
In
did when wrote
from acqnsinances aH the
country asking genuine Invariably
yes, Dan A.
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"Did Johnson's purchase include also
the good will of the business?" There
wasn't ary good Will to Il. 1t was coal
dealer that Johnson BOUGHT out
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Men who think before they speak
are usually silent men. rt
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1t Is said that Fortune knocks once at
every mans door. but TO some he seems
I. q 7-rr~-t,. 81 piefn
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FITS rermanen :ivCurod no nts nervousness aftei
hrst DAY of DIR. klines Grvat Nerve Restorer.
BEND for FIR r. f. SI.OO trial bottle md trestise-
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The. woman who is the best cook
apologies most for her cooking 1t
is the pretty woman only who says:
IT know that look like fright to-
day"
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"Tll wager Henry is having a great
time out on the farm. Rises every morn
ing with the lark no doubt mo. he
rose with the lark. but came down with
the grin"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-04-07
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color
| more goods, per package, than others.

First Deaf Mute-Just watch the speak
er's fingers ny. Second Deaf Mute-Can't
bear TO see a man noisy. IN
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An surc Piso's Cure FOR Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-Mrs. THos. RoBBiss'
Hop.o Street. Norwich. N Y. Feb. II. 1900
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-04-07

Some people in their eagerness to
make hay do not hesitate to poach on
other peoples meadows.
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Mrs Brown-You used to say you
would risk your life for me, and now you
are afraid to discharge the cook. Mr..
ton.
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| HAVE NOTICED THAT

They say that still waters run deep.
est. out a shallow mudhole rarely es.
tablishes reputation for volubility.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-04-07

1t was the woman with a magnifi-
cent diamond ring who forgot her kid
glove when she left home the other
morning.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-04-07
Smoke Bakers "Bullhead" scent cigar.

What kind of a table do they set at
your boarding house?' "Oh, Just a com
mon oak table" i
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-04-07

Little Johnnie (aged three)-Mamma,
what for do they cut off dogs tails-to
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