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The Savannah morning news., 1903-08-09

Julia Clifford Fitzsimmons. the new
bride Of Fighting Red Robert, is an
actress in the when Johnny Comes
Marching Home" Company, who rode
out to Cincinnati Park with Miss Grace
Cameron the afternoon that romantic
young daughter of Thespis thought she
saw in Mike Donlan, her long lost
brother.
Manager McGraw of the Giants, says
that he Will make several changes in
his aggregation next year.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-08-09

Yeast: It's hard to keep a good
man down.
CrimsOnbeak: That's why they put
such heavy monuments over some OF
them, I suppose.-Yongers Statesman
The Savannah morning news., 1903-08-09

Poor old Atlanta is going down the
toboggan slide i1 earnest now. Col.
Abner and his band of Crackers have
even lost the art of winning at home.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-08-09
SPORTING NOTES.

Continued from Ninth Page.)
that he will not accept the captaincy
at this time under any circumstances
Bill should have been made captain at
the beginning of the season.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-08-09
l. anne Back

When the Kidneys Are Diseased the Whole
system Becomes Deranged. Complica-
tions Set in and Serious Re-
suits VIII Follow
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TINE TO HEDGE
Book maker wouldn't Lend Money
hut Gave Good Advice

Several llriDeu we're discussing Tie
sbarp methods u q certain bookmaker
who adds 10 81, Income by money lend
iHg IL va. conceded L. De- hard
man to d-al with
But II bet 5000 thai / can borrow
5 loo from him on n.y. personal re-
eoeHizanee. said che
Done answered the crowd sinai
taneously. and "a, he could only stake
one bet they poolcd against him
Thinking he bad a sure thing. he went
of with an accompanying committee
10 see the money lender
aMr. Cash chat wasn't his namcj lac
said. these gentlemen have bet me
$500 that | cannot borrow 81 600 from
You. don't need the money. but you
let me have ii for day aud I'll di-
vide the bet with you"
The committee gaspcd, but the effect
Of the cool proposition was unlocked
for. Instead of jumping at the chance
Mr. Cash huttouholcd his interlucutur
and said.
Did You make that bctf'
Il did ="
You bet $500 that you could borrow
money from me-
That's what | did"
Then in "A whisper, go and hedge
New York Press
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On TuURsDAy, NOV. n, 1908,

valnah'c farm, lately occupied lay said de-
ceased, containing l98 acres more or less sit
nate IN the Township of Delaware, Countytof
huntcrdon n. j.. near the village of Mt. Airy,
and immediately at the station on the Flem-
ngton Branch of the Pannsyisania X, IL The
improvements consist OF large dwelling house
containing y rooms besides large cellar and
htllc, large piazza, convenient and of modern
design. 50. new tenant house and barn,
large barn, wagon houses, cribs, novels, ami
AL other out buildings necessary for storage
OF machinery aud shelter of stock, hay, grain,
etc, all OF which are IN good condition. An-
PIE orchard, small vineyard, and other fruits.
About - acres Of this farm Is meadow land,
win lasting stream, aifnrding early and
abundance Of pasture The farm IL divided
IN convenient fields, arranged so as 10 give
easy access 10 buildings. The land is we'll
adapted TO the raising of grain or grass, and
ism good state OF cultivation, having been
Well kept by said deceased for many wears
said farm which will be sold separate or To-
gcther, MS will best suit purchasers. This farm
has all facilities for location, one minute walk
from depot ot flenihgton Branch 1T PENN
II. IL, about " mile from the village Of Mt
Airy, having church. school, daily mail aud
3,s miles from i.ambertVille and located ~
that view Of the surrounding country can
he had from dwelling AMI almost any part Of
the FARM ANY person wishing to purchase
farm with all that constitutes lovely country
home as we'll asa valuable farm will tio we'll
to Sise tins Their special attention, Ms the sale
VIII he absolute and on easy tefmR Jontil-
tons and attendance nj sale hy
q Il sPRouL
II q. Chamberlain, Proctor A,.ministratar
VIM. y Riley Amer
oct ID, iNS.At
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SDecial Offer for The Record.

We are revising our subscription
list. We have made arrangements to
furnish our readers with the best po-
Iitieal news and information during
the present campaign, md we nsk MI
our renders to send in their snbscrip-
tons or renewals at once.
We make the special offer for MI
new snbscribcrs who send IN their
snbscripiions before Jan. lat, 1904,
accompanied by the cash. We will
send THE RECORD from date Of sub
scriptiou received, and one year in
full from January lat next, making
three months subscription free Of
charge.
And in order TO be perfectly fair we
make the same offer to old subscribers
who will send in their renewals with
the cash
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Torpid kfv0s. Cured.

al was sufferer from torpid liver for over
year writes Mrs Nora willis, OF Wheatheid
Jasper Co, Ind., ~and could not sleep, nor eat
but very little, and then IL would cause me great
distress. tried several doctors but got no re-
lief Was advised by friend TO write 90 DR.
Pierce. which did, aud in few DAYS received
a letter advising me 20 take his Golden Med.
heal Discovery aud also his Pleasant Peiiets'
After had taken only half bottle was greatly
improved. ! only took three bottles Of the
Golden Medical Discovery and two walls Of the
Pellets aud, thanks TO DIR. Pierce aud his
wonderful medicine, am as well as ever in my
life, and feel that life Ia worth living after all
"Iast winter l took . severe cold which re-
suited In peurisy. Tongue can not tell what
suffered For two nights aud two days could
not move without IL nearly Killed me. told
nv husband could not endure another night OF
suffering. The weather cold aud stormy
that Il was almost too had for any one 60 60 sls
miles TO town, hut he went. and got hottie of
Dr. fieree's Extraet Of Smart Weed, which gave
me instant relief ! can say that for all palms
that have tried u for Il has worked like magic
We keep q bottle of the Smart Weed. in the
house all the time. l cannot thank nr. fisfee
enough for what he has done for mse
Constipation has almost countless con.
sequences. Dr. fieree's Pleasant Pellets
cure constipation and cure its eonse-
queneea They should Away. be used
with "Goiien Medical Discovery wher
the use OF laxative IL indicated.
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Il know literary chap. good writer
and all that, but with absolutely no
business sense. who suddenly decided
the thing for him To do was to start
bank account" said the secretary Of "A
financial institution. lie came In 10
SEE me about it, | asked him how
much he had. and he said lac had saved
$50, told him We rarely started nc
counts on such small deposits, but
would make an exception In his ease
To encourage thrift and school him in
business
lie went through tie prelimnarlcs
nerVouslN, signed the signature card.
put his money in and got a nice new
bank book Ky that time he WAS all
Mustered. They gave him II check book,
aud lac decided he would have to have
some money for present use. The re
Ceiviug teller introduced him to the
paying teller, and he inquired the
procedure of checking out money The
paying teller explained ut length. Then
my literary friend went over to the
desk and wrote Il chrck for his entire
so, got the money and went out.
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Q What is the age Of II field mouse?
A. y year. Aud the age OF a hedge
hog is three times that of n mouse,
and the life Of dog is three times
that of hedgehog. and the life of II
horse Is three times that of dog, and
the life of a man is three times that of
II horse, and the life of a goose is three
times that of man, and the life of Il
swan Is three times that Of n goose,
and the life of swallow is thrcc
times that of u swan, and the life of
an eagle is three times that OF a Swal-
low, and the life of serpent is three
times that of an eagle, and the life of
Il raven is three times that of ser
pent, and the life Of hart is three
times that Of raven. and an oak
eroweth 5ua wears and fadeth 500
Years Philadelphia North American.
Sept l3 1873
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TECUTAUE LIPS.


Sbnpe OF Her Mouth.
Il Judge man by his eyes, but n wo-
man always by her Hips" said BenJa-
min Franklin. And no man ever rend
people more correctly.
Queen Elizabeth once refused to en-
gage II waiting woman who came with
every possible recommendation, be
CAUSE" she said, The woman Is tale
bearer. DO you not see the downward
dip of her lip? Will none of her"
In choosing II wife let her be n wO-
man whose lips do not droop ut the
corners" advises Persian sage. "If
woman's lips droop her husbands life
will be perpetual mourning time.
Nor yet should they curve too much up
ward, for that denotes frivolity"
Select for IL wife one whose lips are
straight, not thin.
When the curve or arch is lacking
and the lip oyerhangs, not loosely, but
we'll defined and firm, the owner Is gen
tie aud ready 10 please
The mouth of sagacity is large and
always we'll closed, with the line OF the
lips firmly defined.
The witty mouth Is thin Tipped and
SO polished and smooth that Ugh
| glanees across Il. The color is fine scar
| let. The possessor Of such moutl
viii say clever, scintillating things
sacrificing her best friend for the SAX
+ Of an cpiEram
Co8uettish lips ere sharply defined
with Il deep pressure under the nos
and the corners Inclined upward. Her
lie laughter and fun and love o. MI
sic. flowers and animals The smile
sympathete, never tragic. Love Of rid
cious vein II The corners dimple deer
j. tAe rs ars quick 81 rePsrl@e.- =
ChHusH
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Transparent salt.

Some reWarhahle SAT- FORMATIONS
are found extending For thirty miles
along the Virginia river in Nevada.
The salt forms mountains Of crystal
and is SO pure and clear that fine print
can be read through a foot of it. This
region Was evidently once occupied by
great salt lake, as close by are some
wonderful wells, one Of which. seven
ty-fiye feet in diameter. contains wa
ter SO intensely saline that person
bathing there viii fioat like a cork
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-11-11

The efIect Of a dog on eats tail IS
well worth study. When a eat encom-
tiers strange dog the tail Immediately
assumes an upright position, the back
becomes highly archcd. and the fur
stands out straight an over the body
This sudden change dismayS the Cog,
who brings himself To a halt. and the
two regard each other steadfaStly
But II the dog should turn his gaze
away for a fraction Of a second there is
a swish and a bound. aud the cat has
disappeared over n fence or up tree.
Stimulated hy the presence of dog,
cats have been known 10 climb To such
heights that they were unable to de
scend the way they went up.
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soil provides from | n |
the growing crops and ruin their pro-
ductiveness.
Diseases arc to the body what weeds
are to the soil. They divert the nutri-
ton which is necessary TO sound health,
and the body, instead of being strong
and hardy, drags out sickly existence.
When the stomach Is diseased, and the
other organs OF digestion and nutrition
are involved with 1t, there Is a constant
loss of nutrition by the body. The stom-
ache and its allied organs are not able to
convert the foods Into nourishment, and
hence the body and its several organs are
deprived of tho necessary elements of
vitality. What Is known as uweakD
heart or uweakp lungs, vwcakp nerves
and other forms Of so-called weakness, are
generally caused by wweakD stomach.
When the stomach and the other organs
of digestion and nutrition are cured, then
the other diseases are cured with 1t. Dis
eases which are caused by diseased
condition of the stomach are cured
through the stomach. DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery cures diseases
OF the stomach and its associated organs
of digestion and nutrition. 1t cures
through the stomach diseases of heart,
lungs. liver and other organs. 1t In
ereases the activity of the blood making
glands, so that the whole body is nour-
ished by an abundant supply of pure
blood, rich In the bright red corpuscles
of health.
There is no alcohol in oGolden Med
ical Discovery" and it contains neither
opium, cocaine, nor any other narcotic.
1t Is strictly Temperance medicine.
Persons suffering from chronic forms
of disease are invited to consult Dr.
Pierce by letter free. All correspondence
strictly private. Address Or. X. Y. Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y.
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DRESDEN POLICE.



one advantage ucernes 10 the respec-
table member Of LIE community from
Tile Hlaufeapss with which the Dres-
Irp police look iBto tn affairs Of every
iulHbitant If tie cts n be j. care
uJ man mud alWays carries PaBef=
which mas serve 10 establish lls idtn-
tuy he practically Immune from the
Indignty Of being arrested and mareb-
ed off H. the police sfatiou unless. il
decd, hc cohuuit. some especially hei-
nous crime. DOCS h. drlYe fastet tliAh
the law permits. does he cross bridge
nn the Ieft haHd side, he Is stopped by
the guardian Of law and order ANA re
qucstrd 10 give his Hamr- IF he HAS
his papers with him the pOlicpman may
tlIcn and fiere impose II fine Of from
10 = marks. If lhen he admits that
he Is in the wrong aud pays the me
the incident Is closed If. however lac
wishes 10 appeal from tie poliernnns
decision he MY do 50 Even IN that
aaqe he Is not arrested but dry or
two Inter he Is notified 10 appear IN
aouri and answer 10 tie eharge against
him But lhee II he Is found g1ili}
the lowest nnc that can be Imposed
Il 3 mHrEs I int this custom 81 per
hitting lie policeman personally /" III
pose snnll fines Is little understood by
Foreigner + shown BY r"Inark iilhe
To ne by gentleman WHO Ind llXed
In Germany the greater part of bis HE
and in Dresden for II number of years.
-. rIt.th fF
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Suffered for Years.

WMy gratitude TO you and your Golden Med.
icai Discovery Is so great writes MIR. Ross
Martin of AIiee, Mason Co, West Virginia ethat
! am at a loss 10 find words 20 express my true
feeling ! had suffered for a number of years
with lung and throat troubles, and doetored with
specialists, but got no better Then decided
10 try DIR. rierce's Golden Medical Discovery
aud after using II 1 was greatly relieved. have
all faith that Il has saved my life
al have one of your medical books and thlnk
II q grand work
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lie Life Is Sinlly one grand chase.
II yen arr na, among the pursuerS you
mus ~ Oh # ,he pursued
She Wn you rua with the hounds
or ily with tac dterf
lie viii lily with You. dear. : yoa
please Kansas city Journal.
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The New STYLES:

At 30 Jean; haht hip, medium. STRAIGHT
front, has gnrei, act-trimmed
AZ ~ new deep hip corset straight front
made 81 sterling cloth, it-'n. clasp, fun gorcd
lsace-trimmed
Another not quite as long over hip hut with
ll-ln clasp laee-trimmed
Another new ono, low bust STRAIGHT front
short over hip, full gored Lace trimmed
new mcdlnm-shori corset for stout figures,
81
AZ ~ Entirely new habit hip very deop
With hese-sunperter> front and sides hook
IN 'front.', also y hold skirts and give the long
waist effect. Fine lace trimming
Others 81 ~ -
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Howes Yes | suppose | nm pretty
we'll OF, hut not So well off ms | should
like To he
i'lrhes DID YOU ever hear of the pis,
who regretted that lie had only four
feet to put into the trough at Feeding
timef BOSTON transcript.
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"Quiel> as Thought is not very quick.
While l'sht wAN' would travel
around the equator in as eond II nerve
wave makes hnt ahou; leo feet IA sec,
end
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DAILY le were Sunstruek. We 81.
Why man alive, the sun could never
dlstsurc mau,s face like that.
Riley le dou't know me son, Daly
BROOKLYN life
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To be perfectly just Is an attribute OF
the divine nature, 70 be so To the ut
most of our abilities IL the glory OF
man. Addison
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THE MARKETS.


Iambertvlle, Nov H. 1908.
PRICES OF GRAIN corrected every Wed-
nes,lay by +. f. LEAR, dealer in Grain, Flour,
Feed, &c.
PRICES OF PRODUCE, 4es by CONONER
4 CONOVER, dealers in Dry floods and Gro
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AUTUMN BRINGS IT'S lRRl1ATlOss

And winter aggrayates them. Sum
mer has it's sun burn, fall bring'
roughness to the skin. Winter chaps
the hands and lips. Parola Cream gives
instant relief in all cases and continued
usage prevents return. A sovereign
balm. Delightfully."- performed. Price
pc. Sample at S. w. Cochran 4 Go. 3.
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-FoR SALR new man of the
United States. Inquire at Tue RE-.
CORD office.
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isaHGAINs IN stCoND-HANDED PA
NOS AND oRGASSf1

Stoves stored for the season aud
repaired if needed, by
HOOKER \ SrINrsMAN,
Telephone call, :. New Hope Pa.
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To II, with the p.nr

| would rather make my name than
Inherit II rhackctay
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PUBLIC SALE
OF
FARM NEAR RING0ES

The subscriber. substituted administrator 81
the last Will and testament u John NJ Moses.
decreased, viii sell as pubic venaue. on the
premises, the following real estate, situate IN
the township 81 East Anwcll being the pre-
misses lately occupied by lydia NJ Stewart.
near the village ot lanEoes, on FklbAl the
'th hAN on pECEMRER neNi, at o'elock'
NJ, sharp
The farm contains g acres 81 land in good
state Of cultivation. The improvements CON
>iSi oi Frame Dwelling House, Frame Earn.
new Naeop House aud other outbuildings.
There Is variety 81 fruit. Ii i LOCATED en
the mad from kingoo> - SereeantSNllle. Boss
Station on the Remington T. Il. Is near M
premises, post office, churches, stores, schtoi
and Creamery Sre within half = mile 81 fhr
farm. Home seekers should Ike interested N
this praperfv
by the viii 81 the sid John NJ Moses, the
farm must he sold ~ the death ot the SAID
LYDIA Maria Stewart 10 close the estate
Conditions made known On daN Of sale.
Dated nes, 18th, las
O l. RLACkWEl1.
Substituted administrator 81 hast viii ami
testament ~ John NJ. Moses, dec Il
wv $ RnEN. Aucfioucer.
\NN. 4. lax
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TRIMMED HATS

All the New and Pretty Designs for
Fall and Winter are now ready at
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| AMBERTVILLE NATIONAL BANK
Capital, 100000. Surplus, 100000.
Commencing SEPTEMBER l. 1903.

/ # HIS BANK will pay interest on Certificates OF
En1aA3 Deposit at to per cent per annum according
length Of time. Three per cent per annum
interest allowed in Savings department, not
subject check. Safe Deposits boxes for rent in new
vault from three dollars up.
For further information inquire OF the following officers
CALVIN SOLLlDAY, President.
JOHN O. HOLCOMBE. Nicc-Presidcnt
ISAIAH p. SMITH, Cashier.
FRANK A. PHILLIPS Asst Cashier.
JAMES S. STUDDIFORD Teller
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The
Farmers
Foes

are weeds. Unless
they are kept down,
they divert the nu-
triton which the
coil nrovidea from
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-08
'COURTSHIP
ROMANCE
WEDDING
Second Chapter Of an Albany
Love Story
Seek the License Of the High
Sea In Order to Wed

Yesterday morning we mentioned
that Miss Charlotte Maxheld, a de
mure little miss OF seventeen years
was missing and II was suspected that
she had eIoped with an elderly gentle
man. Yesterday It was learned that
she and Otho Hall, the man In the
case. had left town and went to JEFF
ferson. From that place they were
driven TO Aumsville. where they took
the train for Portland. Hall told a
friend that they were going 10 Astoria
and would be married on the high
seas, outside OF the Jurisdiction OF the
state OF Oregon. This was necessary
as the girl was under axe and her
mother would not give her consent
to the wedding. Now Dame Rumor
has set anoat pretty story concern.
ing the courtship OF mother and
daughter Hall Is widower. perhaps
IS years old. with family OF eleven
children. His wife died some time
ago. and he yearned and plned for a
holpmate to share hls woes and joys.
Mrs. Maxneld Is a sprightly widow,
perhaps well along towards the 20
mark with all the necessary Qualin.
cations OF a good and duuful spouse.
otho. Il can be surmised. smiled
sweetly at Widow Maxheld and said
nice things. lie remembered hia boy.
hood days. aud with age and experi'
ence. woed her with a zeal and vim
unknown 20 the unsophistioated. He
said nice things to the nolghbors
about her and they thought his love
was rociprocatcd. hut through that
old wcatherbeaten course. whore true
love was never known to glide along
without a ripple, came sudden
change. Mrs. Maxheld's daughter.
Charlotte. either deliberately planned
Ia win tho affections OF the wldower,
or else he dwolt long and deep on the
beauties and brightness OF May, aa
compared with the more mature and
faded qualities Of December. at any
rate ho had fond longing In his
hcart for Charlotte aud lost no time
TO unbosim himself to her Just think
OF the dapper little crimson blush
that must have painted her bashful
cheeks when Otho. he OF almost three
score years and with eleven strong
healthy offspring cuddled around his
familyhreslde. told his tale OF adora
tlon and bowed low 20 submit his
pleadings and supplications' The
mother objected but Ohio vowed he
would have her. even II they had IA
elope. Tuesday afternoon all plans
were completed and the pair Of lovers
one with locks OF grey. the other with
trosses Of brown, wended their way Ia
Jefferson on foot. and the story will
soon be finished and Mr.. and Mrs
Hall will return TO this city 10 re.
side. where Mr. Hall has a second
hand store. and their many friends
Will extend best wishes and congrat
ulations. Albany Herald.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-08

London. May S.--Thls IN the date
set for the great fancy bali which
Mrs Adair. formerly OF New York. Is
TO give to inaugurate the London
season. aud smart society Ia ON the
qui vlvo In anticipation Of the funo
ton The affair promises 20 be one
Of the most notable OF its kind seon
In recent years and can be compared
only to the famous fancy dress balls
OF the Duchess OF Devonshlre. The
feature OF the bail Will be the quad
rifles, each To represent different
nation OF these one OF the most In.
terosting viii be the Irish quadrille,
in which the women dancers are 20
wear costumes copied from the gowns
worn by the Irish Queena OF Tara and
the Princeases OF TyrconneL Lady
barrymore has arranged this quad
rillc. aud will. with her debutante
daughter. be among those who viii
take part In it