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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-12-14

second touchdown. The execution of
this play was one of the prettiest pieces
of work of the game. Barker again
failed to kick the goal, the ball striking
the goal post. Score: Commercial TO-;
Multnomah, O..
Just before Commercial scored the
second touchdown Crosby, Multno-
mah's fullback, was struck on the
head. The blow was terrific one, but
the plucky back remained in his posi-
ton. However, he was completely
dazed and knew absolutely nothing of
what was transpiring about him. When
Abercrombie kicked off the ball rolled
over Multnomah's goal line, where
Crosby picked it up. He was tackled
by an Astorian and downed, the play
constituting touchdown, which carries
with 1t no score. However, 1t was a
loss for Multnomah, which had the
choice then of kicking from its 25-yard
line or scrimmaging at that point. The
scrimmage was decided upon.
For a time 1t seemed as if CONNER
cial would score again in the first half,
Multnomah tried trick play that SUIT
ton spoiled by going through the line
and tackling. Multnomah punted to
Stockton, who advanced the ball 10
yards. Barker added another 10 yards
and Bay went forward for five yards.
Abererombie punted to the five-yard
line, and at this stage Multnomah en-
ployed the formation that threatened
for time to snatch victory from the
Commercials. Five different times the
play was essayed, with success, and
then Graham broke 1t up. Multnomah
was forced to punt, Stockton advancing
the ball Is yards. At this juncture
Barker started one of his crack end
runs that looked like so yards and a
touchdown, but he was cleverly tack
led and downed. Commercial lost the
ball on downs, and Multnomah again
tried the mass play. Crosby made
some material gains, but when time
was called for the first half the sphere
was still in Multnomah territory. Score
Commercial, 10; Multnomah, 0,
The second half was not so fast as
the first half until the very end. Multi
nomah kicked off to Graham, who adj
vanced the ball Is yards On the third
down Abercrombie tried punt kick,
but was neatly blocked. Multnomah
again tried the mass play, but lost
yardage, and thereafter tried it but
once. Painter went around Multno-
mahs left end for 25 yards In a spec-
tacular manner, while Barker with
customary zeal, advanced the sphere Is
yards by an end run. A line buck net
| ted FIVE yards, but a punt by CONNER
cial sent the ball out of bounds. Multi
namait tried unsuccessfully an end play
during which johnson was laid out for
time. He soon regained his strength
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-12-14
A Costly Mistake.

Blunders are sometimes very expen-
sive. Occasionally life itself Is the price
Of mistake, but you'll never be wrong
II you take Dr. Kings New Life Pills
for dyspepsia, dizziness. headache, liver
Of bowel troubles. They are gentle yet
thorough. 25c, at Chas. Rogers drug
store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-12-14

family blood taint.
Scrofula is bred In the
bone, is transmitted
from parent to child,
the seeds are planted In
infancy and unless the
blood is purged and pu-
ri6ed and every atom of
the taintremoved Scrof-
ula is sure to develop at
some periodin vour life.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-12-14
SCROFULA..I9' !. .I 9'ssasa ,aasai,

Scroiula maness itself in Swelling Of the glands Of th
neck and throat Cata white swelling offensive
skin upons loss strength weakness muscles joints
miserable disease raeable in almost instance
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-12-14

geRofula appeared on che head Of ny
little 6xandchild when emily - mcnths
The daeaese next ettaeked the eyes and
we feared she would lose her sight. Em-
tnent physicians were consulted, but
could DO soothing to relieve the little tn
nooent. II was then that We decided 70
speedy and oompists cure. She 10 nov
young lady, and has never had sign
Of the disease to return.
MES RTTTu RRuKT.X
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-12-14
l5o South 9TH Street.

! n
s. Scrofula Itcean and builds
the blood rich and pure under the tonic effects Of this
Blood Remedy the general health improves the digestive
strengthened and there is gradual but return
fSN (c to health The deposit Of tubeuar matter in the
~ joints and glands is carried off the blood
srestored normal condition and the
- - - tions, and other symptoms Of Scoua disappear.
ISIS is guaranteed purely vegetable and harmless ideal blood
purifier all blood and builds weak cons
ons physicians will advise without charge all who write about
ME SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, a.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
Tn. a.nuriaua Carrie.

II !s 10 drawback for e Christmas
g4x. 70 be useful as vel rs Ornamental
bit there is patAos in Carsyis's pressn-
tsteo Of . washing table To lis wffs
at Christmas. 1870 At that TINE be
had long escaped poTe-ty, but could
conceive no o pleasing gift than
this losf adlItarlan article which he
promised in d agse which the curioE'
nay sl94l Rad II his teuse ii Cbey-e
row
TIE Prophecy d Z Ta@az:ane 70 cas
a>acest II al Women. E-eSsiags on ne.
scary Lace ar6 b. IL ere- aii-hsts us, fl
81 Is DER h5ittse cg nor 7. CARLYLE
Deg. q. lE3a
Tits message appears 70 hare been
written in a hurry, as If Carlyle, hear
Ing a1e CLOCKS strike midnight, eIciains
sd: God bless ny soul: It's Christ
mas day. JEANNE should have a pres
en- She spoke Of g washstand tbs
other day. She shall have It" Ani
be forthwith penned the uromise there
Of. Anyway. he gave q Eve pouoC
| cote. and Mrs. Carlyle bought a nnarbl:
| and mahogany Looooz
| CIrfy scie.
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q

Riverside, June My. and Mrs.
Henri Lambert 3ett last weak Toy
Bradga1s. Iowa TO spend q tes weeks
with relatives
Lewis EIlEsorth soa Warden Brooks
spent saadsy in Mitchell
NaBde Sboles oslle5 al R5verSds
last WEEK
Mr.. Herman Sehalh, Rho has beer
sick with pneumonia The Gast r1ras
weeks * Improving sDwly-
ME Daniels Of Nitebe.s. c8Ded al
Nh Mike MBlla-6s Sunday.
Prof and Mrs Fulluer aDG 68agb.
t@- Ruth % Mitchell. spsnt sands1
At Herman Srh91tzs
SO ami Ask Rag NhitDeY bos bt
got home from t8e dance last week.
CdanrE Bates spent Tuesday AZ Her.
uan Schp21z7s-
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Although il may seem Incredible, ii Is
q fact that not so many years ago
Christmas was considered a supersd-
t!ous festival and was stopped being
held By the strong hand of the Law.
Holly and mistietoe we're destroyed
and were called -the plants Of the evil
one" Cakes and wines were consId-
cred iInpious by the superstitious.
When Oliver Cromwell was protect
Or, he ordered all the most important
towns In England not to observe
Christmas. as be considered it TO be a
hurtful custom.
Yet q str!cter law he commanded to
be kept 50 that people might forge,
Christmas. That was that all the mar
kets were TO be held On Dec. %.
Naturally this created q great stil
| among the country folk. and they de
| ternined ~thenceforth TO refuse TO obey
| his strict and extraordinary law. which
he tried TO enforce, but all TO 10 pur
| pose.
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Ene4ualled Exhibitions.

The famous Campbell Bios. the
greatest Of all big shows. is GA its
way and will soon be here. This e1-
tens;ve amusement organization has
always me- with the appreciation OF
Its ENORMOUS patronage everywhere
and should certainly call out vast
audiences at Mitchell On June 8. A
contemporary says it is magnificent
&n every detail and presents many
marvellous features Of the SEA. forest
and jungle together with the most
unique circus and h~ippodfome sur
Grises and its phenomenal etnnolog-
zeal collection is indeed a revelation.
The great sh0w will have thousands
from the outlying districts. People
will bc here from the town and coun-
try in a radius Of many miles;
excursions have been arranged
s;ney are coming in bugQies,
wagons on horse. mule. borro"back
and en- foot. The genia! hustling
commercial Traveller will have d
day oil is be can't yet the attention
OF the merchants on that day, and
The boys with one voice say it Is
well worth the enforced sacrifice o.
enc day to see the great shows.
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why Dead HiveFs

The western branch Of the Kenpebec
has been given he anne Dead river
because In 1915 1t was full OF drowned
soldiers. SO one may read. But there
Is not a syllable of truth In it And the
next picture conjured up by the name,
q dolefui Styx, turbid and miasmatc,
is equally false. The plain fact is that
the river flows for a long distance
through meadows, and unless the wa
ter is high it scarcely seems to move
at all. That is why it has been called
dead. Nothing gloomy belongs to the
name. a dcicctable and captivating
strcaiu Is Dead rivcr.-Century.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
How a Buffalo Runs,

The world has read the exaggerated
description Of a buffalo stampede. but
don't believe anybody has ever done
justice to the wonderful speed Of 4 buff
falo when lost from the herd and try.
ing 10 catch up. says q man Of expert,
ence. II Is a deceptive gait. The man
who never saw 1t before would swear
that he could outrun the animal bare
footed. But the fastest horse ridden by
cowboys couldn't catch a buffalo wher
running alone.
Its marvellous lope, steady and endur
Ing. carries 1t over the prairie at q
speed that would make a race horse lie
down and CRY at the end Of the frs
mile. But the buffalo Keeps this gai'
up all day, and at night bis grea'
tanks show no signs OF fatigue.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
NE tERsBN.

Mt. Vernon. june stB.-Mes5ames
6 Il. Smith and 7. B. Haynes
stopped IN Mitchell Taes5aF.
Warns SEIZURE departed Mcnday
tor q trip 1fsoogn the western states
Mrs Fred Villas Of Irwin s. D. Is
visiting relalises in MI Vernon.
Mrs. J. z Bsosn attended Dacors-
iion Day ceremonies in Flanklnton
Saturday.
MIS-, Pagan and little FrzDcis
sDiIsT returned II their bone in
Shelby. Io~a last THURSDAY. M-
Mousen accompanied them 30 Mitch
Gil
Mrs. Whitman returned last Erf6sy
from Iowa where Efse has been Tislt-
ing the past tso months
J. II. ,'ease made q business pur
neT 10 TI5pn tie first OF ting week.
Miss BFE6e MADDOX is visiting
friends il SDorgs this week.
| Miss Kate Williams. OF Mitchell
visited Saturday with her father ani
| brother. d. IF. and Johnnie Williams
| Miss Calsie SayIIle came down frog
PiaDkjnton Tuesday and stared antil
Wednesday with Blanche Maddox.
Mr., and Mrs. WE. Eel. of Websse
CITY, Iowa, the guests Of Jscl
TborDogke Wednesday.
MI and Mrs. Fred Chase, Of Ash
TN. spent last week at the home o
Mrs. Chase's parents. Mr.. and Mrs
Valentine Sherman.
Mrs. Clara Lukens same up iron
Mitchell last FRIDAY and secured
cbarter list for the purpose Of organ
izing a Womans' Relief Corps.
Mrs. c. n. Woodward returned
Wednesday night rom FONDA. Iowa
where she attended the funeral Of he
father.
Mrs. Jessie schin1ner and littl
chill arrived from Alrord. Iowa
Sunday. and viii make an extende
visit with her sisters, Mes6ame
Hatch and Snyder
a bright little girl came to tn
home OF Mr.. and MIS-. James Dough
ierty last Thursday and she came t
stay. Her parents ale very proud G
her.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
A HOPE TALENT PLAY
ASsi BIZ Presented by University
students Friday Evening.
Juna 12.

The Merchant Of Venice Is .
play Deitije- 50 learned as 70 be diG-
4eygt for tie average audience 10 ap-
gseeiatf. por 50 COMMONPLACE as 20
xfef tpese3g 2 -1souentarg diversion.
1t Gpmolnes comedy 8nd tragedy iD
she same ats. the same sosaeg. often
she same characters. 1t Offers themes
Fer moral and intellectual cootenpla-
Ssen hut at the sane time the nerelg
human ;8reregt is sufficiently strong
TO attract AMI entertain III. The
'sAerchaot Of Venice combines 81
Hi szajneDLr practical manBe- the
advantages Of beth the classical and
.he popglar play.
Taat is why the students Of the
University have chosen this play for
presentation during commencement
week On tpe egeBj4zg Of June u
This is the Grsl time ia z 1gu5er q
years that the college students have
all combines IN tie production q =
play. Tn5er the excellent cc2cbjBg
Of Prof. Lar5nsr every jot4 Of o:am-
attic talent in the parties pants is be-
sng furnished aod retuybisbed pnIil
iii fsrjstses with hjstrjonic intellj-
genre and art. Whatever defects
these Gay be 10 the scenery will be
swp1y stoneo for og the e1celleD-
cfes o. the actors.
sayjock himself speaks ia the
sendish gIee =aa p5titu! distress q
Mr {. u, HARDY the high minded
Antonio is Tisibie in tie very ADea-
aep2 ot 1,. Satter]ee, while Nj.
Tanner is tIe gery enrichment d
coed BarraDio as a frien6. 4 lore,
and q husband Mr.. Gust az Dukt
of Venice. is Justice and AUthorjt,
itself. G~ratlan0. the light-bezrOeC
friend 81 everybody. is represeBba.
ag Nj. Loeginger, and M. Kings
bury as LORENZO is 4 paragon Of ar
Sent 3oseis. ~~jfe-thieves and deyot
ed husbands.
gernhardt herself could not hayF
played "Portia'' wjtb more grac'
and skill than Miss Edna Daniels
while Miss Sheayer as her maIo
Ssrissa, Is d worthy model. both O
q servant and d sweetheart. An
were Jessica Of Old 10 come 70 life
she would wish she were dead vine!
she sees 2 charming 10Th century Ia
gota maid as Miss WaIratl. "fai,
wise and true" beyond the wilces
hopes OF sunny italy. Such is
brief 6elineatioD o. some Of The pal
Elephants iD this play. II viii b
well worth seeing both for its iL
trinsic worth as a work Of art an
the manne Of its representation b
friends and acquaintances,
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05

MAX ~
AL TIE weird iagghs. though the Ia
nons have different wars ID slowing
CirA TIE Chinese iaugh is ao- Is
heart. Or as expressive az the Ecrr-
rseaa Or American Ii Is of1elsr e til
sr iaan = genu5aa burst Of -ae-r1-nsr-
There ss Little character or fgrce II Il
As for the A-abEg1 iaugh we hear
Et11e e It's hilarious ring through TIE
ages II uzr1h ~ lie cid word The
Arab IS generally < stoEa fellow, who
rlast see gocsa reaEg1 fs- 2 Eaugh ~ hs
fGrgrs=a Into IL in Persia z nzan WHO
221ga& is eons5aered eEe-laata. ber
free IceEFa il given 10 female Eerv-
GaeDL
One reads Of tie grave Turk and
the sober Egyptian" b1t II Is not "a
corded that they hare 1n0rseats
ot rnE-h- wben TIE fsE boas or the FeIi
shakes Under TIE pressure Of so-.e par
aculerIg ~.oo9 thing" In MohanDed
himself CHRISTIAN writers have noticed
cordially and ~3ocoseaess, and rbsy SAP
there Is e god ringing laugh In 11a
prophet. with al his seriousness
An American traTs8er Il Europe re
marks the Italian Eu5<1h as laagnid. DGs
rausscal, the German IS deliberate. tie
French as ~Epas-odie and unceraio- TIE
upper ctass English as guarded and Det
slways genuine. Tie lower Glars Eng
Ish as explosive, the Scotch Of all
classes as hearty aud the Irzsh as ro5-
Kicking.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
COLOR IGNORANCE.
ut Is n Matter Wholly Apart From
Color

Color blindness was the topic undei
discussion. They tell me I'm colol
BLIND" said the lawyer. but | don't
believe II. Often, admit, l make mis-.
takes in coIOrs. / say that pink IS red,
! say that green Is blue. But it is only
the anne Of the c0lors ! am off In. !
am not, / insist, color blind" The octl.
Est who was IN the party nodded up.
kroYal.
"EXactIy," he said. "Ihcgc diagDDs.
plciang Of yours mistake your case.
They AXE color ignoraiIcc for color
blindness. Here they are as wrong as
though they should say music !gno.
rance was music blindncss-aS though,
4 mean, because you could not tell that
u certain struck note Was Il fiat you
were dead TO all musical gradations.
Some years ago., when the examination
In colors Of railroad men was inau-
gurated, & howl went up over the
Amazing amount Of color blindness In
America. and many a good man lost
his Job unjustly. These men had been
off in the namc8 Of cO!ors, not In the
colors themselves. They could In a
day or W have been taught what they
lacked. Many Of them, it Is likely,
were not color blind. say this be-
cause recently ! heard Of al cXamina-
ton OF 800 railroad men that vas con
Quoted In the proper Way on an Eng
iish line. About seventy Of these mel
were a little off regarding color nomen
clature, but not a single m of them
ssEaa ccnlor III ds'-Philadelphia Record.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
LOOMS

LOOMS: June 3.-Edward Watkins
has gone TO Parker to visit.
Will Smith and family, Of Hartley.
Iowa, came to LOOMS Sunday TO yis-
it. Will returned on the evening
train. but Mrs. Smith and Myrtle
will remain till the 18th.
\. D. Smith went to Iowa last
Sunday Tor d short visit.
Miss Fife Forbes. Of Gam Valley.
is visiting at the bone of J. E. Wat
kins.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
4 Mniert Admiration.

A maj was asked recently by the
gruff clerk at the stamp window, after
he had deposited 2 cents, well, what
do you want!' He answered gently
IAN automobile, please" Verify, a
soft answer turneth away wrath
Albany Argus.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05

Mrs. Greene-They tell me your hus-
band las been decorated by some for
elgD ruler.
Mrs. Brownies. but it's only a Bit
of ribbon, and it doesn't match my
complexion at all. When Charles wears
it anywhere. he'll have TO 90 without
me.-Boston Transcript.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05

About three days after a man returns
from a trip his friends begin to think
up something to change the subject
when they 0 him coming.--AtchisoD
Ginhn e
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-05
A Fact,

Mr.. Joses-Madam, let me tell you
that facts are stubborn things.
What a fact you must be-" repliet
his wife.-Exchange.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
SALMON,

Everybody in these Northwestern
states knows what good salmon is. but
we don't believe you know just how
much better one brand can be than
another until you have tried the Mono
pole. Monopole salmon is the very
finest red Columbia River fish canned
in clearly manner. The salmon has
fine flavor and makes fine addition
to q meal. Salmon is we'll known to
be a very nutritious article Of diet.
Get Monopole salmon from your grocer.
Wadhams & Kerr Bros, packers,
Portland, Ore.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
A TARTAR.
Some Famous Dentists and Their Exper
fence With TartarS.

SOWHG FAMOUS DSNGHSAS ANA LICK EApSE@
fence With TartarS.
A tooth may be Tartar, or may
have tartar; in either case you are in a
bad way. If your tooth is Tartar, it
will drive you to dentist fast enough
to play checkers on your coat tail. But
if it has tartar it will take you more
slowly but nevertheless surely, for
from having tartar to being a Tartar
is not such long journey. And when
you start you "cuss'' that tooth at
every Jump. San ounce of prevention
is worth a pound of cure," and for the
prevention or cure of the trouble take
the safe journey to Wise Bros. dentists,
Failing Bldg, Portland, Ore, who
have the painless method of fixing your
teeth, who will save you many sleep.
less night, and help you enjoy life by
showing you how to care for the teeth.
Get busy and go now. The expense o.
caring properly for the teeth now il
very moderate. and there is no pair
whatever. Even an entire set of new
fasle teeth does not cost much, and the
com tort is great.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14

An old colored woman who had
saved up little money went to her
lawyer to consult with him about in
vesting it proftably. When she was
asked, says Harper's Magazine, what
interest she expected. she answered in
a very sure and emphatic manner:
Twelve per cent, Mr.. Jedge."
When the attorney expressed some
surprise, she explained her position
thus:
"Well, jedge, amt got much money
an yo see has ter git big per cent
ter make up"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
MRS. MI BRINK
EIRST STAGE OF CATARRH
| Serious Mistake Which
Thousands are Making.

The first stage of catarrh is what is
ommonly known as Catching cold"
j may be In the head, nose, throat
lungs. Its beginning is sometimes
severe as to cause chill and con-
Rderable fever, or it may be so slight
to not hinder a person from his
lsual business. In perhaps major
y Of cases little or no attention Is
aid to the first stage OF catarrh, and
ence 1t Is that nearly one-half Of the
seople have chronic catarrh In some
Drm.
\ To neglect a cold Is to invite chron-
catarrh AS soon as any one dis
overs the first symptoms Of catching
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14

If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Pc
runa write at once to DR.. Hartman
giving a full statement of your case,
and he will be glad to give you his
valuable advice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus
Ohio.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
Taking No Chances.

"I think" said the first business
man, "Tll go home to lunch today. A
new cook arrived at our house just
after breakfast, and she has the rep
utation of being a good one"
"Why not wait for your usual SIX
o'clock dinner?"
"She may be gone by that time"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
About So,

Greene--Miss Wilter has brought
suit against Bifkin for breach of
promise, naming her damages at $780,
O0O."
Gray-Funny about women. If he
had married her she would by this
time. perhaps, be telling him that he
Is absolutely worthless.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
Right He Was,

A member Of a Sunday school was
be day asking some children ques-
pms an Bible knowledge. So far as
? had gone the children did very
ell, but when he asked:
Where does the word holy first
'cur in the Bible?" the children
'uId not answer for a minute or so,
u sharp urchin stood up and said:
Please, sir, on the cover"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
,Japanese Auctions.

A Japanese auction Is solemn af-
fair, writes a reporter for the St. Paul
Globe. The public does not call out
their bids, but write their names to-
gether with the amount they are will
ing to pay, on slip of paper and put
it in a box. These are looked through
and the article awarded to the person
who has made the biggest offer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
SeIf-Sacrifice.

why, Jimmie, you're smoking one
of papa's cigars!"
Sure! I heard ma tell him he'd
kill himself smokin' so many, so I'm
tryin' to save his life."-New York
Journal.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
Dinner Table GaIlantry.

The Hostess-You are such an cpl
cure, Mr. Suffer, that I was almost
afraid to ask you to dinner.
Stuffer-But the pleasure Of your
company more than compensates me.
New York Times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
The Difference.

"The idea of calling flask of whis-
key life preserver.'
whats the matter with that?"
"Well, usually it's the cork in it
that makes the life preserver effect
i've, but your TASKS no good until you
take the cork out"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-02-14
Their OnIy Hope.

II believe" said Mrs. Oldun, sharp
1y, that there should be a law against
bachelors"
"Nonsen6e!" exclaimed Peppery;
why, the only hope of some women
are the bachelors, for the widowers
are too particular. "-Philadelphia
Record.