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Ms Dilemma,

"Are you afraid tc 60 downstairs
and look for that man. whoyj s ran
seeking the hnusaP~ asked Mr.
MeektonswfAa.
Certainly not I am perfectly
willing to go ana look 3orhim. But,
Henrietta I'm afraid you have been
making o mistake .with mo all these
years. You ought DO have aevel-
oped NY conversational powers
more. Afser LIND, tbs burglar I
won't know what to say 10 him.
You'll have3o;s tand,a&. the head Of
the stairs and-dor66sSalk1ng"
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TESTS OF SENATORS.
Incidents Of the Lighter Side Of Life
In the Senate.

Incidents OF the Lighter Side Of Life
In tho Senate.
John G. Calhoun, when vice pres
1dent. did not believe that as the
presiding officer Of the senate he
had any right to call senator's to or
der for words spoken in debate.
John Randolph Of Roanoke abused
this license by opening o speech with
the words "Mr. Speaker mean
Mr. President of the Senate and
Would Be President of the United
States-which God, in his infinite
mercy, avertP' and then launching
into one Of his characteristic IT,
rades.
Calhoun's name recalls nullifca-
ton When this heresy was at it's
most rampant stage, tho northern
senator's depended largely upon
John Holmes of Maine as champion
of their side of the chamber on ac-
count Of his ready wit John Tyler
tried to badger him n day by ask
ing what had become of that polit-
ical firm one mentioned by Ran
dolph as Games Madison, Felix
Grundy, John Holmes and the dew
IL"
"The partnership" answered Mr..
Holmes promptly, schas been legally
dissolved. The senior member is
dead, the second has gone into re-
tirement, the third now addresses
you, and the last has gone over to
the nullifers and is electioneering
among the honorable senator's con-
stituents."
Clay and Webster were not habit
ual humorists, but both had the gift
Of entertaining as well as Of en-
thralling their audiences. Clay ran
most to illustrative anecdote. While
he was in the house O prominent
politician deserted the Wing party
III the hope Of starting a general re-
volt. To his dismay, he found him
self quite alone and then bent all
his energies to getting back into
good standing. The Incident re-
minded Clay Of a story. Said he:
"A stagecoach took aboard q pas
senger Who insisted upon riding
with the driver and who diligently
drew upon the contents of a bottle
carried in his ~greatcoat pocket.
When his potations at last overcame
him, he fell off. The coach stopped
long enough for some charitable
travellers to alight and pull the DOOR
fellow out of the mud.
"tHa,' he exclaimed as he looked
down at his tattered garments, we
had quito aEhic-turnoyer, didn't
weT
"'Oh, no. answered one of his
rescuers, there was no turnover.
You only fell off,
CT say he persisted, there was
a-hic-turnover, and I leave it to
the company
every one joined in assuring him
that the coach had not upset.
"sWeu,' he remarked ruefully as
he tried to climb back to his former
perch, If I'd known that-hic-I
wouldn't have got off,"
On a certain afternoon the senate
clock got a fit Of striking in the
midst Of one Of Webster's most eff
fective speeches. After it had struck
fourteen or fifteen Webster held up
one finger. "Mr. President" said
he, sethe clock is out of order. I
have the foor."-Francis E. Leupp
in Century.
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Matter OF Choice

"Water," remarked the medical
student as he sat down to dinner,
'is full Of animal organisms which
may be killed by boiling"
"That being the case" rejoined
the boarder who is afflicted with IN
growing humor, cit is up to a man
to choose between two evils"
Flows that?" queried the en-
bryo II. D.
Gle can either drink raw water
and set himself up as an aquarium -
replied the funny party, "or imbibe
the boiled article an! lay himself
out as a cemetery.n5CA icago News.
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General Repair Shop.

ALL kinds OF Blacksmithing. Wood
Work, Painting, Trimming, Rubber
Tires and Rubber Horse Shooting. All
done at short notice by frst-class work
men. We don't claim to be the only
drst-class workmen in town, but as good
as any In the South. Our work shows
for itself. Work and Prices guaranteed.
Call and see our work and get prices.
Bring your Buggies and have them re-
paired and made as nice and good ss new
for Spring and Summer drives. 4a.lSExJ
Yours for business,
j. p. TODD.
p. S.-Horse Shooting a Specially.
March IL, 1908 80
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A Gentle Hint.

Z. was not overscrupulous about
his personal appearance. One day
in the studio Of a celebrated painter
he was fumbling in his pockets
"What T you looking forrs m
quired the witty artist.
"a pencil. 1 only wanted TO jot
down a word or two on my shirt
cuff"
"See, here is a bit Of chalk" was
the amiable rsjoinder.-From the
French.
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. A freak kissing bill ha.

A freak Anti Kissing bill has
been introduced in the Tennessee Leg
islature. 1t prohibits unmarried per-
sons between the ages Of fifteen and
seventy-fve from publicly indulging in
OSCILLATION. The members of the low
er house regard the measure as a huge
joke, and they have passed it unani-
mously.
= Short-sigh.ed people seem to
thiuk others should look through their
glasses.
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Sober a. a Judaa

Daniel OConnell used to relate
that a certain Irish Judge was SO
fond OF brandy that he kept some in
court in an inkstand and used to
suck it through quill pen.
One day he had to ask a witness
to say truly whether he was drunk
or sober on a given day. "Quite So
Der, myalord" GAS sober as a
judge" put in counsel, with @ sig
nificant look at the inkstapd-
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f4ow II seemed to uncIe $500.

"Why don't you get married, On
Gle Peter2" asked an acquaintance
of a bachelor negro.
"Why, Dress yer, PIE got an old
mudder, an I has TO do fo' her, sab,
en- if I don't buy her shoes an
stockin's she don't git none. Now,
if I vas ter git married I'd hab to
buy 'em fo' my wife, an data Be
takin' de shoes an stockin's tight
out O. my mudder's mouf."
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OR ia
For Infants end Children.
The Kline You Nave Always Bought
aears she IN <05-s-

-AU
A Chicago professor has discov-
cred that there are forty languages
regularly spoken in that city, and that
there are newspapers in ten languages
regularly published there. He asserts
that Chicago is the second largeat
Bohemian city in the world, the third
Swedish, the third Norwegian, the
fourth Polish, aud the fifth German.
More than fourteen languages are each
spoken by 10000 persons.
Experts are guided in their judg-
ment Of liquors by the smell; those
who taste are more less misguided.
Some men pay small debts for
the purpose Of contracting large ones.
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a YOU BEAT THIs3

I am ready to do all kinds of Wagon
and Buggy work prompt. Just think Of
It! 1 will Rim and Tire your Buggy
Wheel anew. arst-class, for $500 a Set,
guarantee my work to be % frrst. uso and
to give perfect satisfaction ; II not your
money returned. All Spokes glued in.
I will give you low prices on oil Wagon
and Buggy Work. What atcut your
horseP Does he interfere. stumble or
travel bad? If 30 bring him aud let me
atop 1t. You will find me on the corner
below Jail. w. NJ. =, WALLACE.
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Notice of Final Settlement.

THE undersigned, Administrator Of
Estate Of Mrs. Lizzie s. Terrie, decd,
hereby gives notice that he will on Tues
day, 14tt day April, 1909. apply to the
Judge of Probate for Anderson County,
s.. c., for a Final Settlement of said Es-
tate, and a discharge from his Office as
Administrator.
NJ. NJ. HUNTER, Admir-.
March IL, 1903 SO So
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Notice Annual Meeting.

THE annual meeting of the Stookhold-
era OF the Cox Manufacturing Company
will be held ON TUESDAY, APRIL 93.
1903, in the City of Anderson, at the Far.
mers and Merchants Bank at IL o'clock
m w. F. COX,
President.
March Is. 1903. 40 4
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Wall Papering and Painting.

THE undersigned has a superior lot Of
Wall Paper and Bordering which I will
sell In the roll at q very low price. I will
also Paper and Paint your house at q sat
isfaotory price. II you need any paper.
a trial.
@. l.. ARNOLD, Depot Street.
Feb IL, 1908 g. 6m
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To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tabl. /.
All druggists refurd the money if It
fails to cure. E. W. Groves sigma
ture is on each box. Price 25c.
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Paine's CeIery
Compound
Cures
DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION,
AND STOMACH TROUBLES.

The .orturcs and evils Of dyspepsia and
indigestion are experienced by thousands at
this time. The dysrcptic's train of evils
may be enumerated as follows: feelings Of
dizziness, languor, nervousness, sleeplessness,
headache, dis,cnsion of the stomach, loss Of
flesh, difficult breathing, and the action of the
heart is seriously affected.
All forms of dyspepsia are quickly banished
by the use of Paine's Celery Compound.
The use of this marvellous medicine allays the
inflammation of the nerves centred about the
stomach; it opens up the sewers of the body
and removes all waste matter; it ~clcanses the
blood; it makes new nerve fibre; it restores
digestive power, and promotes bodily strength
and activity. MIR. Fred. Ross, Clarendon,
Iowa, briefly writes about his happy expert
encc with raine's Celery Compound a.
follows:-
ut gives me great pleasure to testify TO the
merits Of raine's Celery Compound. l can
candidly and honestly say it is The best medi.
cine in the world. Two years ago l was suf-
fcring from indigestion and nervousness, and
was so run Town that I could hardly walk
without help. l ascd two bottles OF Painc's
Celery Compound and got better almost from
the first dose, and have had no use for mcdi.
cine since. was completely curcd.''
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This slsnaturo 10 on eveTy box OF che genuine
Laxative Broccoli uinine Tablets
tho remedy that cures O GELD sn. enc day
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- Nothing is so fatal TO the ro-
nance Of g stolen kiss as to have the
girl sneeze at the wrong time.
= Any mar can get married when
ever any makes up her mind
to. ~,
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Grips
Grim Grasp Caused
Heart Disease.
Could Not Lie On
Left Side.
DR.. Mile s'HeArt Cure and
Nervine Cured Me.

Mrs. H. r. lobe, formerly of birmingham,
Ala, writes from Eldredge, the same state,
ss follows:
1T is with the greatest pleasure that rec
ommend DR.. Miles Nervine and Heart
Cure. l only wish that l could tell every
sufferer how much good they have done me.
Last winter l had a severe attack of La
Grippe, which left my heart in a very bad
condition. / could not lie down for the
smothering spells that would almost over
come me and the feeling of oppression
around my heart had not been so that
could lie on my left side for long time. !
got your Heart Cure and took three bottles
have no trouble now with my heart and
can lie on my left side as well as my right
Formerly 1 had suffered for years with nerv-
Gus prostration. / had tried SO many rem
edies that l had got clear out of heart of get
ting anything that would help me. The
nerves of my heart were so affected that
sometimes it would lose beats so it would
seem to stop altogether. 1t was on the ad-
vice of lady friend that tried your Restor-
alive Nervine. felt better after the first
few doses and two bottles of Nervine and
one of Heart Cure made me feel like new
person. My heart is all right and my nerv-
business is all gone. / never fail to recon-
mend it to others afflicted as was"
All druggists sell and guarantee first bot.
tie DR.. Miles Remedies. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Address
DR.. Miles Medical Co.. Elkhart, Ind.
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HARRY BERESFORD.

Love, the ever resOurceful theme
of the playwrights will have "a capa-
BILE exponent through the quaint
personality of Harry Beresford, who
for this season offering, will give
the theatregOing public IA clever
conception of Professor Goodwillie
in j. II. Barrie's brightest work
THE Professors Love Story. "
Those who have seen this same
authors play, THE Little Minis
ter and have read his great char
acter sketches may well anticipate
"a treat. The Professor. as played by
Mr.. Reresford, will give us a con-
ception that may be classed new TO
the stage.
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DRS. r. & G. GOLDSTIEN
OPTICIANS.
Will be at Room No. >. Capital
Hotel. on Monday and Tues
day, Sept. II and %.

The abuse of the delicate organ,
the eye, is n prevalent sin of this
age and country. The Germans
appreciating its delicate structure
and constituencies, had a wise say
ing: "TOuch not the eye except
with your elbow That is equiva-
lent to saying, don't touch the eye
at all.
| A still further caution in refer
ence to the eye is illustrated in the
experience of those negligent per-
sons who grope thI ou2h life strain
! ing and running the sight instead
of consulting upon the first sign of
weakness, squirting or watering.
Another fatal mistake is made by
clinging too long to II favorite pair
of glasses that may have once suit
ed the conditions of sight perfectly
and opened new view of the
world, but, alas. the days have
| sped by and age SO changed the
retina as to render your glasses
worse than useless. Properly adj
justed glasses will most certainly
preserve and strengthen the eye,
while improperly adjusted glasses
are positively SO injurious as TO be
many times worse than no glsses
at all.
Let US advise those who find the
least interest i'm this article to avail
| themselves of an opportunity TO
consult Drs. Goldstein and allow
them to straighten the matter out
with them i'm short order. They
are reliable and responsible, stand
ing i'm the front rank of their pro-
| fessiOn and their skill is fully and
thoroughly established throughout
the territory in which they have
practiced for many years.
Consultation and eXamina ton
free. 4t*
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REVEALS.
STAMPING GROUND BAPTIST

STAMPING GROUND BAPTIST
CHURCH The recent revival
meeting closed on Sunday night
last. There were II persons re-
ceived upon profession of faith and
baptism and by letter. Rev. DR..
j. Frank Williams, of Versailles,
assisted the pastor, Rev. 7. Warn
Beagle.
NORTH FORK PTIST
CHU RICH (Switzer)-The revival
meeting closed at this church on
Sunday night last. There were 20
additions upon profession of faith
and baptism and one by letter.
Rev. p. A. Roach, the new past
or, did all the preaching.
EvERGRE EN- BAPTIST
CHURCH-The meeting at this
church closed on Thursday night of
last week, with two additions by
baptism. Rev. E. X. Wright, the
pastor, conducted the services.
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PEAKS MILL.

Rain is much needed in this vi
cinity.
Mr.. Polk Lawrence and family
attended church at Switzer Satur-
day night and Sunday.
Miss Flossia Lawrence. who is
living in Frankfort with her
brother, Reuben Lawrence, is at
home for few days.
Mr.. ]. l.. Penn and family spent
|the day last Sunday with his
mother, Mrs. Robert l.. Penn.
Mr.. G. w. Parker is adding an
other room to his house on High
View. 1t will help the appearance
Of the old one very much.
Mr. and Mrs. w. F. Rambo, of
this place, attended church and the
baptizing at Switzer last Sunday.
Mrs. ID. G.. Timmons, of Louis
Vile, who has been visiting friends
and relatives for the past two
weeks, has returned home.
DR.. Budd, our hustling young
doctor, is quite busy just now. He
says all Of his patients are getting
we'll. What more do we want?
Capt. Wilder and wife, of Louis
vile, are here, the guests of Mr..
Henry Church and family.
Mrs. Lula Bacon is teaching our
fall term of school and is progr S.
ing quite well. She has an ave. age
of % pupils. That is doing quite
WELL as we have but few in this
district-some 30 OF 80.
Mr.. q. w. Cleveland, of Butte,
M boz he. InY h..
weeks stay with his father-in-
law, Mr.. Frank Bacon, returned
home last week.
Measles are raging in this and
adjoining eighborhoods. The doc
tors pronounce the disease German
measles.
Hoping to hear from more of our
correspondents to the dear Old
Roundabout, / will close.
king Bee
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ca g Ts % r Z "A.
Bear, the n The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature sf &<NANIZx
Consumption

The only kind of consump-
ton to fear is neglected
consumption"
People are learning that con-
sumption is a durable disease.
1t is neglected consumption
that is so often incurable.
At the faintest suspicion of
consumption get a bottle of
SCOTS Emulsion and begin
regular doses.
The use of SCOTS Emulsion
at once, has, in thousands of
cases, turned the balance in
favor of health.
Neglected consumption does
not exist where SCOTS Emul-
sion is.
Prompt use of SCOTS Emul-
sion checks the disease while it
can be checked.
Send for free sample.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists
4oo-4I5 Pearl Street. New York.
soc. and $780, all druggists.
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GEO. A. LEWIS, Editor and Pub.
FRANKFORT. SEPT. II, 1903.
A RARE OFFER.

We have made arrangements by
which we can offer the best farm
er's paper in the South, the Home
and Farm" of Louisville, together
with the Roundabout for the price
of the one paper (the Roundab0ut),
at 81 per year in advance.
Those wishing to subscribe under
che new arrangement will please
send in their names and the cash
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The Home and Farm is at once a
family and farmers paper. 1t is
full to the brim of instructive, in
teresting and valuable matter that
farmers and their wives cannot
afford to be without.
The Roundabout is the peoples
paper and always furnishes reliable
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Remember one dollar cash in ad-
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GA - o7TA.
s Bear. tn. I7'' Kind YOU HAY. Away: Bought
Signature Of &XHzlzx
A REUNION.
A REUNION.

Mr.. Jos. l.. Rodman and wife
held happy reunion Of their
family, on Saturday last. Their
five grown sons were present: Mr..
Thos. b. Rodman, of Mt. Sterling;
Mr.. Frank X. Rodman, of Cincin.
natl; Mr.. Jno. NJ. Rodman, OF
Memphis, Tenn. Mr.. Jos. l.. Rod
man, jr., of this city, and Mr..
Hugh II. Rodman, of Louisville.
They had fine time at their COM
Portable home on Shelby street,
South Side.
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THE GENUINE vs.. COUNTER.
FEITS.

The genuine is always better than
a counterfeit, but the truth of this
statement is never more forcibly
realized or more thoroughly appre-
ciated than when you compare the
genuine Dewitt Witch Hazel Salve
with the many counterfeits and
worthless substitutes that are on
the market. W. ). Ledbetter, of
Shreveport, La, says: After
using numerous other remedies
without benefit, one box of DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve cured me-" For
blind, bleeding, itching and pro-
truding piles no remedy is equal to
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Sold
by j. w. Gayle.
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Lexington Morning Herald, Sept.
D..
DIR. {. &. LEWIS.

We publish in another column an
account taken from the Owens boro
Messenger. of the death of our
friend. ID. {. c. Lewis, and put On
record our sorrow at this sudden
and untimely death. and our aticc-
tion and esteem for this friend. He
had hardly reached his intellectual
Drime; be was in the very harvest
of an earnest. labOriOus and most
-SucceSsul life. and surrounded by
chose he loved and VINO loved him
with surprising affection; he had
won his place in the permanent
esteem and confidence of his COM
immunity and his acquaintance, and
the love and gratitude of his pa
tient and their families; and,
human ly speaking, there stretched
out before him years of comfortable
and fruitful labor in II loved pro-
fession, and life of hOnOra BILE
success. increasing influence and
larger happiness. In a moment,
without struggle, free from pain,
but alone, he passed from the love
and honors of this life TO the eter-
nal glory and inetfable bliss of the
life to come. For those he left be-
hind our heart bleeds; to them we
hold out loving sympathy and ten
der love. And yet he has left the
priceless legacy Of pure life and
noble career; the inesrimable horit-
age of an honorable name and Il
loving association; the unchanging
influence of Il spOtless example and
an unseltish devotion.
Many years ago when Il small
lad we knew his scholarly and ele-
giant grandfather; when II youth.
lust coming into the duties Of life
his manly and earnest father was
our friend; and during the years OF
the war his brothers were our be-
loved comrades, and, since the sur
render, have been unselfish and
loving friends, and he was our
friend under all circumstances and
at all times; and we feel as if we
had lost a near and beloved rela-
tive; and mingle our tears with
those who loved him.
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10 a. m.-Opening Exercises.
Welcome Address-W. b. Hensley.
lO:3O-why is it necessary for a
teacher to have a thorough course
in Psychology?-E. r. Jones, r. c.
Jouett.
How to teach beginners in writ
ihg?-Minnie Witt, Ida Semones.
Country boys worth looking after
Lucy Pattie, A. j. Hulett.
How can we have more time for
Observation-Disclosures Hahn, Elwood
Hamilton.
NOON RECESS.
Furnishing the school building
Stella Long, b. W. Hensley.
How to teach beginners to read?-
Lula Hayden.
How ito teach Geography?-Etta
Allison.
How to teach History and Civics?
Nj. B. Dorton, Lizzie North.
Value of enthusiasm in school
room-Jos Moore.
School Libraries-LizzieH Hahn.
Lengthening the school term
f. r. Jones.
All teachers and friends to edu-
cation are cordially invited to at
tend.
b. w. HENSLEY,
Vice President.
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JUST RIGHT.

We are truly glad that Bishop
Hendrix returned Rev. &. j. Nu-
gent to the charge of the Methodist
Church in this city for another
term. Mr.. Nugentis fearless and
pious Christian gentleman, who
has won the respect of every one
who has come within his acquaint-
ance since he became pastor here a
year ago
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OWES HIS LIFE TO A NEIGH
BORIS KINDNESS.

q Mr.. ID. p. Daugherty, we'll known
throughout Mercer and Sumner
counties, w. Va, most likely owes
his life to the Kindness of neigh
Dor. He was almost hopelessly
afflicted with diarrhoea; was at
tended by two physicians who gave
him little, if any, relief, when a
neighbor learning of his serious
condition, brought him bottle of
Cham berlain's Collie, Cholera and
DiarrhOea Remedy, which cured
him in less than twenty-four hours.
For sale by all druggists.