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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

How do you Ike the way that fel-
low is doing the part of the villainY
81 don't like his manner of hand
ling q revolver"
whats wrong about that?'
Gle ought to shoot the hero with
II t.,-Chicaro Tribune.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

"Did you sell Mrs. stuckumgood
that piece of goods and guarantee
the colors TO be fast?"
"Why, ye-ye-yes, sir. Wh-wh-whats
tn matter?'
Nothing. only she's developed pal
pitation of the heart trying to catch
'em since they started to rum
Baltimore News.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

ihe kidneys are your
blood purifiers, they fiji
ter out the waste or
impurities in the blood.
II they are sick or out
Of order they fail to do
their work.
Pains, achesandrheu-
maiism come from ex-
cess Of uric acid in the
blood, due TO neglected
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
A Runaway BieYeIP,

Terminated with an ugly cut on the
leg Of J. B. Orner, Franklin Grove, I'll.
It developed a stubborn ulcer unyield.
ing to doctors and remedies for four
years. Then Bucklen's Arnica Salve
cured. It's Just as good for Burns
Scalds. Skin Eruptions and Piles 25c,
at White & Cos. Drug Store.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27


Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble, because the heart is
over-working in pumping thick. kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
It used TO be considered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys.
but modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin-
ming In kidney trouble.
hyou are sick you can make no mistake
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect Of Or. Kilmer's
Swamp-RoOt, the great kidney remedy Is
soon realized. Il stands the highest for its
wonderful cures Of the most distressing cases
and is sold on Its merits f-yF(
by all druggists In fifty rff-ss s,s-ss.6 -
cent and one-dollar siz-
es. You may have a is.l 20 y, -
sample bottle by mail Home Of swami Root.
free, also pamphlet telling you how 10 find
out II you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing Or. Kilrner
& Co., Binghamion, N. Y.
Don't make any m'stake, hut remember
the name. SWAMI Root. nr. Kimcrs
swamp Root, and the address, finghamp-
ton, y. Y. on every hottie.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

"say, pa" queried little Johnny
Bumpcrnickle, what $ suuueh
richesg"
Sudden riches, my son." replied
the old man. sis something that keeps
a man busy dodging the people who
formerly tried 20 dodge him."-Cin-
cinpaf ENQUIRER.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
A Scientific Discovery.

Kodol Dyspepsia Cure does for the
stomach that which it is unable to dc
for itself, even when but slightly dis
ordered or overloaded. Kodol Dys
pepsia Cure supplies the natural juices
Of digestion and does the work Of the
stomach, relaxing the nervous tension
while the infamed muscles Of that or,
gan are allowed to rest and heal
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests whatyou
eat and enables the stomach and di'
gestive organs to transform all food in.
to rich, red blood. Sold by The Win
) ton Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

There is one thing ] can't under
stand" remarked the man, rubbing
his discolored eve; "if a woman can't
throw stone straight how is it that
she IS such q bang-up shot with
plate or a rolling-pin?"-Yonkers
Statesman
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
Chamberlaih's Cough Remedy is Pleas.
ant 10 Take

The finest quality Of granulated loaf
sugar is used in the manufacture Of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, and the
roots used in its preparation give it a
flavor similar to maple syrup,
making it quite pleasant to take. Mr.
w. L. Roderick, Of PoolesYille, Md, in
speaking Of this remedy, says: 81 have
used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
with my children for several years and
can truthfully say it is the best prepa-
ration Of the kind l know Of. The
children like to take it and it has no
injurious after effect. For sale by The
Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

Gaspi,-Yes, I'm a self-made man.
Cvnicus-Wen, 1 must say you are
entitled to a great deal Of credit for
your charitable act.
Gaspit-What charitable act?
Cvnicus-Relieying the Lord Of the
responsibility.-Chicago Daily News.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
More than $50 books on the war il
South Africa have been published.

Hundreds OF lives are saved every year
by having DR.. Thomas Electric Oil in
the house just when it is needed. Cures
Group, heals burns, cuts, wounds Of
every sort.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

Germany has barred out American
potatoes and all kinds Of American po-
tatoes and all kinds Of American pre-
served meat.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

We will give a 81 ecial discount of %
per cent. from our household list for all
famlly and fat work sent us on Mon
days and Tuesdays until December
18th, 1903.
Remember we guarantee satisfaction.
Farmville Steam Laundry.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

Some modern songs would pc an Ilsht'
And certainly more cheering
II by some freak OF fate hey might
BE sung out OF our hearing.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
To Cnre a Cold in One Dar.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
lets. All druggists refund the money
il it fails to cure. +. W. Groves sigma
ture is on each box. 25c.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
NO. 10.
A Young Investor

can ill-aford to be without the
book published by The Mutual
Life Insurance Company of
New York "a Bankers
Will" 1t explains a curious
provision in the will of the
President of a National Bank
in New York City, and gives
the list of securities in which
the largest accumulation of
trust funds in the world is
invested. The book is sent
free to those who write.
This Company ranks
Ffya-in Assets.
F,ygs-In Amount Paid Poliey-holder.
Fvgs-IR Age.
THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE
COMPANY OF New York
RrcHAsD A. MecUsDr. President
FRANK ADAMS MGR.
RICHMOND, VA
W. P. VENABLE. District Agt.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
You Know What You Are Taking

When you take Groves Tasteless Chill
Tonic because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle showing that
IL is simply Iron aud Quinine in a taste
less form. No Cure, No PAY. SOC.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
La Crime Congh

cured with DR.. Davids Cough Syrup OF pure
Pine, Tar, HOrehound and Wild Cherry. Best
on earth for cough colds, cramp. cOnsump-
ti0n Bronchitis and an throat and lung tr0u.
bles. Large bottle . cents at White z co.
and Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

Indications point 10 the fact that
home-seekers are coming in 10 this sec
ton Of Virginia. II you have land to
sell come aud see us.
Farmville Farm Agency.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
StOp ThatC Cough

before II stops you. Dr. David's Cough Syrup
will cure il, as numbers will testify. 10 Is the
best on earth Large bottles 25 cents at
White & Co and Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
FARMvILLE, VA, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER p, 1908
The Best Prescription for Malaria

Chills and Fever is bottle OF Groves
Tasteless Chill Tonic. 1t is simply Iron
and Quinine in n tasteless form. No
Cure, No Pay. Price. SOC.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

Two Of the honor men at West Point
this year are Ulysses S. Grant, grand
son Of the great commander, and Doug
las Macarthur, son Of the commander
Of the Department Of the East.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

The United States Weather Bureau
employs 400 trained observers at lSO
stations
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

A woman never laughs because she
is amused; she laughs to amuse some
man who thinks he is amusing her.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
Doesn't Respect Old Age.

It's shameful when youth fails to
show proper respect for age, but just
the contrary in the case OF DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. They cut of maladies
no matter how severe and irrespective
Of old age Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Fever.
Constipation all yield to this perfect
Pill. DC, at White & Cos. Drug Store.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

Energy all gone ? Headache Sto
mach out Of order? Simply case Of
torpid liver. Burdock Blood Bltters
will make a new man or woman Of you.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

There are probably 1000 women In
the United States today who make
their living as insurance solicitors.
The idea is becoming very popular
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

No matter how longyou have had the
cough if il hasn't already developed
into consumption, DIR. Woods Norway
Pine SYrnn will cure IL.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

SEVERAL PERSONS or
hartcicr and good reputation IN each state
one Do THIS county rcQuircdl 70 represent
Hnd advertise old established wealthy busi-
ness house Of solid financial standing.
salary ZI 90 weekly With expenses addition
az all payable in cash direct each Wcdncs-
Qhy Rom head offices. Horse and carriage
l9fnished when necessary. References. En-
close SER addressed envelope Colonial, ,s2
Dearborn 81, Chicago.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
Elght pars On Hls Raek

Wall Paper in greatest variety, both
In prices and STYLES Ofprint, at DOyne's
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
Over-WOrk Weakens
Your Kidneys.
Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.

All the blood in your body passes through
your Mdneys once every three minuias.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

"Gets at the joints from the inside :;
that's the method Of cure by Rheuma-
eide. You'll find it is your druggists
pride.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

and cured with two applications OF Dixie
Nerve and Bone Liniment 10 will cure you.
owens & Minor Drug Co.,
Richmond, Virginia,
Gentlemen:-I have been using your Nerve
and Bone Liniment on my back and lni 10
acts like charm. For eight days I had
been on my back and could not move and
after two applications am now out and TO
business.
Worry irnlN Nnnr.-
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27

When a man coughs on a hot sum-
mer night his wife gets out Of bed and
goes up into the attic to get out his
heavy underwear for him to wear in
the morning.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
Not a Sick Day Since.

hAAg NAWNN NNMNNf
r. G. OGBURN, North View, Va.
sold by White x Co. and Winston Lug &,
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
.VTUSDANGE fs5s fooaSS Ssri SissIIsls y
You Have
Got To Die

A Life Insurance Policy i'll
the MUTUAL BENEFIT LIFE IN
suRANcE COMPANY, of Newark,
y. J., provides for a good sound
investment while YOU are alive
and ready cash for your family
when you die,
If you should die today in
what kind of a condition would
you leave those dependent upon
YOU? Would they suffer?
Is your money invested SAFE
LY, and has it GUARANTEED val
ucs See
E. SCOTT MARTIN, Ast.,
FARMvuLLE, VA.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-11-27
A Remarkable Case.

One-sixth Of the landowners in Grea
Britain are women.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-12-04

casion admit, take advantage of, and
once the wedge is entered there is
no telling where it might stop.
As an apostle Mr.. Smoot Is hon
ored and respected by both Mormons
and non-Mormons, irrespective Of
political beliefs, throughout the
intet-mountain region, but if he
holds the dual office of senator and
apostle, he is bound to encur at
least the enmltY of political oppon-
ents, of all religious faiths. 1t will
be impossible for him. to be an
apostle and republican senator
both at once, and hold the respec
and friendship of. his political op-
ponents, even in the Mormon
church. Politics don't act that way
on the human system. Mr.. Smoot
either ought to be a senator or an
apostle. but not both.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-12-04
Not the Only Pebbles.

There is one thing certain that
our democratic friends will not be
able to accuse the present state ad-
ministration of during the next
campaign, and that Is, the enrlchine
of republican newspapers of the
state, except it be the Boise States
man. If there has been any print
ing given to any paper outside of
Boise city We haven't heard of the
circumstance. An lllustlious state
official ruled that even the fish and
game law must not be published
outside of Boise city.-Post.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-12-04
WHAT WE FIRMLY BELIEVE.

The Examiner doesn'rbelieve that
any apostle, cardinal, archbishop or
other high church official ought ever
to be allowed to sit in the halle Of
congress. The spirit of our govern
ment is against any mixture Of
church and state, even in the re-
hottest sense, and to fill the law
making bodies with high ecclesiasts,
of any or all churches, would defeat
this very spirit. The history of all
nations has been, that absolute free
dem from tyranny of all kinds, has
only been possible where the people
and not the churches are IN power.
And this has come to be recognized
by almost all church denominations,
except the Mormon, and the lay
members of that body will in time
learn the fact, that 1T will be strong
er with its friends and opponents, if
it's high officials are compelled to
keep strictly aloof from all political
entang Time will demon
strate that the best possible thing
that can happen the Latter Day
Saints church is for Apostle Smoot
to be denied his seat In the senate.
Not because he is not acceptable nol
hasn't been duly elected, but for the
very reason that, though senator,
he is also an apostle of his church,
AMI the two are wholly 1ncompat
IDLE. If he would resign his church
office then there would be no obiec
, ton. AS it is he cannot possibly
serve two masters acccptably.
The Examiner makes this com
ment in all kindness, knowing as il
does that a great many of the mem
bers of the church in this valley
think that Senator Smoot ought te
be seated, now that he is elected, al
the same time the, bulk of these
members feel that it would have
been better had he never been chosen
for senator. To seat him though
even now, would be setting a prece
dent that the Catholics, Presbyter
ians, Methodists, or any other church
might, should they so desire Or DC
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-12-04
Fight Will BE Bitter.

Those who will persist in closing their
ears against the continual recommends.
ton of DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, will have long and bit
ter fight with their troubles, if not ended
earlier by fatal termination. Read
what T. r Beall of Beall. Miss. has to
say: Last fall nv wife had every symp-
tom of consumption. She took DIR.
Kings New Discovery after everything
else had failed. improvement came at
once and four bottles entirely cured
her" Guaranteed by Ritter Bros, Drug
Co. Price soc, and $500 trial bottles
free.
The oasis., 1903-09-12

l T. J. Hicks, Arizona representa- tive for Marshall Field * Co.,, of Chicago, was at Nogales this weel; in the interests of that firm who do very extensive business with the local merchants.
 Frank Cranz, administrator of the Jund estate, auctioned off lot of guns, jewelry, watches, tools, etc, formerly belonging to the late John Jund, last Tuesday morning in front of the court house.
 J. c. Underwood, general man. ger of El Cajon de Amarillas mine. was in town the first of the week. He has big force of men at work in the mines and stated that every thing is progressing very favorabIy there.
 Senor Arcadio Torres was the successful bidder for the fiesta con- cession, which was auctioned off last Monday. The fiesta will com- mence on the fifteenth of this month and will last for two weeks. Circulars advertising the affair have been sent all over Arizona and Sonora and it is probable that there will he a big number Of in town to attend it.
The oasis., 1903-09-12
LA NINA CRANDE.
Continued from page l.

Yet in the great success he is
 demonstrating in the Nina Grande,
 Colonel Dickey is but lengthening
 and expanding an already splendid
 record as a mine manager, busi-
 ness he has followed many wears.
 to great profit to those so fortunate
 as to secure his services. In his
 profession, which is one of the most
 useful and beneficial to mankind.
 he was thoroughly grounded. long years ago, in the Calumet X Hecla
 mines of Michigan, the greatest in the world. Thence he went to South America, where he was kept busy several years erecting mining and mill machinery. Returning in 1877 he was called to Leadville, Colorado, and made one of the superintendents of the famous Iron-Silver property, in that great camp. The handsome and regular dividends paid by that great prop erty soon gave Colonel Dickey ad- ditional fame and reputation. He remained in charge of the Iron Silver twelve years. Later he went to "the Silver San Juan," where he managed the far famed Yankee Girl" another great divi- dend payer. He had also the Ute and Ula mine at Lake City.
 In 1893 Colonel Dickey went to Cripple Creek and engaged in the management of the Summit, which was at the time the "show mine" of that great gold camp, and whence he shipped the first solid trainload of ore to market.
 After leaving the Summit Mine MT. Dickey went to Central City and handled the Gold Coin aggre- gation of mines in that camp. where for four years he worked over 800 men, from which he re- tired on account of failing health. ! After some months of rest and re- cuperation he took the manage ment of the Hattie L., and Jeffer- son mines at Gold Hill, Cripple Creek, where he again made a fine record.
 Last year Colonel Dickey was in- duced to come to Sonora, and devote his valuable experience and knowledge to development of the great mineral resources here. The account given hereinbefore of the splendid showing he has made at La Nina Grande, demonstrates that his hand has not lost its cunning nor his brain it's keenness; and the world may look to see the gentleman make another great re- cord.
The oasis., 1903-09-12
NoGALES NOTES.

Mrs. A. Peltier and Miss Peltier spent Tuesday at Forsvthe's ranch.
 B. s. Cunningham of the Hays Co.,, was visitor in Nogales last Tuesday.
 Mir. Bo. J. Whitesides, editor of the Nogales Times, spent Labor Day in Tucson.
 Mrs. A. B. Richmond and family of Patagonia are visiting Nogales friends this week.
 George Bourges, lately of the No- gales custom honse, Is now located at New Iberia. Louisiana.
 All the local business houses were closed last Monday afternoon and evening in observance of Labor Day
 Mark Lulley returned Tuesday from four days visit at his Wan dering Jew Mine, in the Patagonia mountains.
 Warren Smith the prominent young business man of Cananea, was visitor at Nogales for couple of days this week.
 c. R. Brown, bookkeeper for the Nogales Copper Co.,, spent several days this week at Hermosillo on business for his company.
 Saturday last MT. Leo Escalada went to Guaymas to attend the fiesta of Covadonga. He returned l home Monday evening.
 Mir. Terence Healy, proprietor of the Nogales Daily Times, was in Sonora several days this week in the interest of that paper.
 The we'll known Huachuca rancher, P. J. McCarty, was cir culating amongst his many No gales friends on Monday.
 Joe Scott, superintendent of the Hays Mining Co.,, was in town last Sunday for a little recreation, re- turning to camp the following day.
 Mrs. T. L. Bayly, wife of Drug gist Bayly, arrived in Nogales last Saturday night from California, where she had been visiting with friends.
 MT. John s. Hurst, superinten- dent of the Santa Vibiana mine, returned last Tuesday evening from three weeks pleasure trip to California.
 K. c. Best and G. A. Fielder. two well known Patagonians, were visitors at THE OASIS office last Tuesday. MT. Fielder brought in ; the hides of a number of animals . killed by him in the Santa Rita , mountains, receiving for them ( R
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1903-02-14
PADDING HIPS.

The newest manifestation of mas
culine vanity is hip pads. These are
concomitant of the padded should
ers and result of the fashion of hav-
ing coats "shaped to the figure.
Shoulder padding has long been in
vogue, and as long as mems coats
hung straight from the shoulder the
padding there was all that was neces-
say to give the effect But when tail
ors began shaping the coats to make
them cling to the spine and show the
waits line it was evident that the
enormously broad shoulders of the
thi man were mostly padded. They
resembled vases with the slender stem
and bell shaped mouths.
To overcome this the poor, thin
men whose vanity is in inverse ratio
to their circumference borrowed hip
pads. The pads are made of wool and
fine hair, the latter being preferred
because it is lighter and cooler. They
are from one 10 two and half inches
in thickness. Each pad is distinct,
but they are attached to a common
belt. They fit smoothly over the hips
and are fastened to the thigh to keep
them in place. OF course they are
graded from the thickset part down
to the thickness of the clothing. They
are of irregular shape, being cut to
fit the human anatomy, the greater
diameter being about eight inches as
q rule.
The pads are generally worn next
to the skin. If discretion is used in
padding the shoulders and hips and
the wearer will stand straight, the
effect is quite convincing, but as rule
the subterfuge is not difficult to de-
tcet because of the waspish waist Of
the wearer.
Says the Tailor and Cutter: "There
is not coat in thousand made up
without padding. Every year thous-
ands of dollars, even tens of thousands
of dollars are spent in pads for mems
coats. If the men knew the many ar
tifces the tailor has to resort to in
order to make them presentable, they
would be less ready to make him the
butt of ridicuIe, and would be more
ready to acknowledge that it is the.
tailor that makes the man.
1.-the misshapen legs have to be-
clothed SO as to hide their deforimty,
the crooked back has to be made
shapely, and the one-sided man made
symetrical in appearance. Truly the
tailor has need of padding and wad-
ding and hair cloth and canvass, to
enable him to clothe his customers in
such way as to hide their deformi-
ties, and bring into prominence their
points of beauty "-Chicsgo Tribune.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1903-02-14

gooi, 8 ami the recalls were many.
1t would be impossible to find q
Production any more lively or bright
er than that given by the Four Co.
hans in George M.Cohan's s wholesome
musical farce, "The Governors Son. !"
As to musical numbers it has the
brightest and most cheerful menu of
any musical comedy, and all from the
original pen of George NJ Cohan, who
certainly is the genius of the present
day in his line. The music and the
songs are only one adjucnt Of this
clever production. The story itself,
which tells we'll defined plot, some
thing rare III farce, is very in ;reest-
ing. The scenery, costumes ard all
the embellishments are superb. The
cast is extraordinary and nearly sixty
people are employed. The chorus OF
singing beauties is 'stunner. Do
not overlook the -Four Cohans When
preparing your amusement schedule.
The eAgaagi1ent IS for one night.
Tuesaly', February 18th. Prices $3.50,
81. 90 and IS cents. No more than six
seats sold to any one person.