The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-08-01
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Nor i" said the near borss = COY
one home every day.
he The fact ID that II,
make fools Of the nan wv Ss WON
times. perhaps; but sometime sassa
have to.-Boston Transcript ! esH
$50 You went to sec az
old New England plays. va !. 'aa !
isticg' Indeed 1t was w.. N
the rainstorm came up Uncls ,s. Y
corns began to hurt him s. sns
of Hunor.
Mother-Has young Messou.
you to marry him, Rthel3 III Y.
About the same thing. he All /
II he ever should marry he themes s
knew the kind OF girl that wanna NJ, A
him.-Chicago Record Herald y
1.-THE world isn't what Il ~,
be-" complains the cynic, aFoss NV
a man had some chance; nov + !. \
like-just like "Just lIka ] a I n
fair" said the listener, supplyss " \
lacking simile without an eN,.s
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II suppose that If You man, 7.
daughter you will expect ND (
your debts?" Shouldn't thInk !
ting you to SO much trouble H.
ed Earle Byrd. "You can rive n
money and III pay 'em nys,rs
Washington Star.
II really think you ought ID 4
church with me once in a Rhiles
urged. "My dear" replied the +
man, "my good fortune male, n
entirely unnecessary. have II
who ia good enough for two.s-O
cago Evening Post.
Guest Cat dinner) -Ah, thar, H,
old ale. Pardon my asking, but NH
did you get it? Subbubs Hol
brewed. Guest-Really7 The ehIes.
is delicious, too. Is 1t one Of your III
raising? Subbubs-Yes, home BID
Philadelphia Ledger.
They had started for stroll. sTAsI
Is our minister" he said; I'm gon
to ask him to join u.s." ITO Join q
Oh, George, this is so sudden Sa
hadn't you better speak to papa
fore engaging the minister. dearra
London Spare Moments.
II sing SO much" said the man vi
thought he could. "it's surprising
don't have some trouble some thpl
trouble" "Oh. that's not surprsa
here in the East" replied PeppEj
I'VE don't lynch people here, event
that. "-Philadelphia Press.
$50 you are not going 10 Eutl
againT' "Not for a long time i
swered Mrs. Cumrox. 1T u our /
tention to live in America, thsrs
calling attention to the fact that h
can afford to pay the highest ptis
for everything."-Washington Star
Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego-My b
band says Americans spend $1,000
300 a year in foreign travel. Mrs y
DOM Holme-I don't doubt It, but Y
all we'll spent. Why, l CONSIDER Y
French accent my Esmeralda acqul9
from her two years in Paris Val
every cent Of Tx.
"Yes," said the critic to the aSpr1
young playwright. there are great Y
sibilities In this play Of yoaA
Thank you. 1t is very kind Of yoa'
say So" "But there will be gelp
possibilities in the fellow who IS esl
enough to find them and get them oal
-Chicago Record-Herald.
Angry Voice (from top Of stalrE' Y
Verena, what did you let HIM y Y
You know we don't allow carSaa
here! Strange Voice Tin hallway n
low)-I am getting names Tor 'ns
book, ma'am. Changed Voice-'s
show the gentleman into the
I'll be down in n momenL-Ol4
Tribune.
The timid young man at the II
hastily asked his sister to lhugs \
him to the young woman 10 " 4 /
shirt waist. "Miss Tippitt ~ I.
sister, "this Is my brother NJ Z \
pitt" "Gl-glad to meet you MY Il l
pitt" he said. pardon me W !.
tioning it, but you are sls'ius Z
bumblebee's nest."-Ex.
The sagacious wife watches o, !,
bands angry efforts to ma ~ Il, II
button that has rolled beneath ~ n
reau. 81 should think" she says s.
you would have two collar ps -,
"You should" he snorts, reac Nv,
der the bureau for the fiftietn llu'
rasping his hand along the noOl
takes a woman to figure out sOu'
to double a mans troubles
York Herald. y
81 think you'd like the p .asa ts :;
church I belong to-" remarAeu tss,
senger with the skull cap y N
versation drifted to religious X
"He never breaches longer una Ann
ty-hve minutes" Il have ~ - n.,l
should like him." replied tn ',r e.
ger with the side whiskers. ary
tor of the church I attend eHs N,
day breaches sometimes AZ ,snf
longer" "Horribly tiresome, =