The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-12-18

rlaGcablc girls Make the average fee
$50, and YOU see what there is in ii.
A dividend Of at least % per cent can
be declared every year. Keep your eye
on this scheme until you can unload
mining and railroad stocks and come
in out of the wet. Certificates of
shares will be put ut $5 each, so that
all can invest. Divorces procured for
grass widows at reasonable figures and
without unnecessary delay. How do
you like it. my fricnd|
"Don't-dOn't | get my 90 cent"
asked the tailor in helpless way as
he pointed to the bill lying on the
desk.
You do, my dear creditor You get
it hundred thousand times over.
That's what I'm working for. You
have lad confidence in my financial
integrity. and | wish TO prove my graf
itudc If you don't fancy what have
mentioned why not join me in my lit
tie Florida scheme and be able to buy
Il national bank within two years?
"Tcn thousand acres of swamp lands
can be bought in Florida for 81 an
aero. Each acre will furnish pasture
ground for 10000 frogs. At one year
old each frog will soil right there on
the ground for dime. That is, his
hind legs will, while the rest of his
body can he fed to 10000 ducks and
geese being raised for market ut the
same time. No machinery to get out
of order about this scheme. Requires
no icc in summer and no cold storage
in winter. Capital stock only $4,000
ami monthly dividends of 80 per cent
guaranteed. Bound 70 30 with jump
bound 10. Cannot be consolidated
with any cas- company nor sold to an
English syndicate. Title not yet Sc
lcctcd. but will probably I've the Great
Southern Frog and Fowl Eaising COM
pany. Trustees holding funds for or
phams ar" asked to look into this
schCW" for richness. Can you bring
mC 40 by J o'clock this afternoon as
your share OF the preliminary ex-
pcnS..::"
".,y tundrr: by tundcr"' gaspcd
III" tailor us lie walked about with the
p>r;riratiOn standing out on his face.
You arc Il hard man to suit, but l
still hay" something TO offer YOU" pla-
cidly continued the major as he looked
for and lighted the stub end of cigar.
I'D" YOU want to make money
cnou~h in Il week to buy the earth?
All right. Bring nc i'm $500 by tomor-
row noon, and | will admit you as an
cqua! partner in my latest and per-
haps most profitable scheme. 1t is to
seize Canada some dark night and sell
her 10 the United States. The capital
required is only $500,OOO, and Uncle
Sam would jump ut an offer TO pay
S1n.mu.OuO cash on the nail Clear
PROFIT in week or so, $4,000 600
Wantcd-A first class seiZcr who is not
afraid of work and has had some cy-
pericncc in sciZinS countries. Apply
at the office of the Great American
SeiZer company. Canada is right over
there, waiting TO be seized, and UnclS
Sam is right over here, waiting -,
buy. You might run some little ris
In frogs, but this thing is spikcfi dow
and can't get away n
My dear Mr.. SchwartZe, Sbomr,o
come in with me-comc in J1ut of 81,
dampncss. There is n chap zee TO SHOW
millions down your hind ! pocket an
% chance TO fail. Shakesn tEare sovs"-
Il like to know if get .Aoy 90 cont
interrupted the tailor Witch many COS
lures. s.
Il have still one NONE schomoy
began the major as he wAlked orou,,
the room, but his crcditorY cried ont.
Il vhas oop here nit 3biII hut yo,
don't pay him."
"AS I uos cnyinrv
"Cnd you cheat mcw y
"As | was saying. my -frfAnd"
"Cnd you vhas some dcadt beats upt
l go und haf three lawsuits ON voup
The taller tlourishcd his arISc o,l
looked his Indignation and disguA ont
siaIN"d out OF the room. and the grand
promoter looked after him and sigliS]
ana shook his head and said to T.
self iin-'
Il would have made Il Roths,,
nm within year, but. alas, l., -, 49,,
QeQ tO his ronSr " $50 10 "eo'