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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11
HOW A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ESCAPED
SPRING CATARRH BY USE OF PE-RU-llA.
Nothing Robs One of Strength Like Spring Catarrh
Spring Fever is Spring Catarrh.
Nervous Prostitution.

Thousands Of cases might be quoted
in which Peruna has been used to rescue
people from the perdition of deranged
nerves, and put them on the good, solid
foundation Of health. The County Aud
itor of Erie county, New York, Hon.
John w. Neff. in recent letter written
at Buffalo, New York, stated: / was
persuaded by friend to try bottle OF
your great nerve tonic, Peruna, and the
results were SO gratifying that l ann
more than pleased to recommend it."
A Spring Tonic.
Almost everybody needs tonic In the
spring. Something to brace the nerves,
invigorate the brain and cleanse the
blood. That Peruna will do this Is be-
yond all question. Everyone who has
tried IL has had the same experience as
Mrs. ID. w. Undertake, of Lynchburg,
Va, who, in a recent letter, made use
of the following words: 81 always
take q dose of Peruna after business
hours, as it is great thing for tho
nerves. There Is no better spring tonic,
and have used about all Of them"
Catarrh In Spring.
The spring is the best time to treat
catarrh. Nature renews herself every
spring. The system is rejuvenated by
spring weather. This renders medicines
more effective. A short course of Pc
runa, assisted by the balmy air offspring,
will cure old, stubborn cases of catarrh
that have resisted treatment for years.
Everybody should have a copy Of Dr.
Hartman's latest book on catarrh. Adj
dress The Per6na Medicine Co., Column
bus, Ohio.
Mrs. Lulu Larmer, Stoughton, Wis. !,
says:
"For two years suffered with nerv-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

pills without benefit. When 1 began
taking Peruna l grew steadily better,
my nerves grew stronger, my rest was
no longer ftful, and to-day consider
myself in perfect health and strength.
My recovery was slow but sure, but 1
persevered and was rewarded by per-
feet health."-Mrs. Lulu Larmer.
IL you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving u.
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o..
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11
DEpEw,s LATEST.
A Yarn That Has Not Come Down
from the Glacial
Period.

Senator Depew had n new story when he
showed up ut the senate one day recently,
and that in itself is worth recording, for in
vestigators recently have on number OF
occasions traced back some of the Depew
tales to the glacial period But this latest
Depew story is really good, says the Balti-
more Herald.
when arrived home yesterday even.
ing" said the senator, Il was intercepted
By an old freshman have employed about
the house. His wife, Bridget, is also with
us. 4 beg yure pardon, sinator, but will yez
be kind anuff to tell me phawt's all this talk
about cloture in tn sinit l see in the after
noon papers,
"'Cloture,' replied, 'that's to keep the
senator's from talking
1T kape the sinators from talkin',
unused Mike. Then, after pause, he said,
'Sinator!
Well, MikeY
eli can get Bridget L run fur tn shit
will yez give her yure supparty
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11
THE FAST TRAINS TO CHICAGO.
New York Centrnrs Express Service
Added To.

George ii. Daniels, General Passenger
Agent of the New York Central Road, talk
ing yesterday of the company's fast train
service, said that, in addition to the new
twenty train, there are now four TWEEN
ty-four-hour trains to Chicago and two En-
pire State expresses daily.
The Twentieth Century Limited, twenty
hour train, leaves New York every day at
2:45 r. Nj. and arrives at Chicago the next
morning at 9<i5. The Lake Shore Limited
leaves New York at $50 every afternoon,
arriving in Chicago the next afternoon at
4:30. The Fast Mail, fine twenty four
hour train. leaves New York at S:45 A. NJ.
every day, reaching Chicago the next morn
ing at 1850, by both the Lake Shore and the
Michigan Central. The noondny Chicago
Limited leaves New York at Il. NJ. reach
ing Chicago by the Lake Shore the next
morning at ll:5O. a twenty -four-hour train,
really twenty-three hours and fifty minutes
The Detroit and Chicago Limited leaves
New York at 4 p. NJ, reaching Chicago the
next afternoon. fourth twenty -four-hour
train.-From The New York Times
Note.-The New York Central also has
Is trains a day between New York and Buff
falo and Niagara Falls; 5 trains a day be
tween New York and st. Louis and Cincin-
natl; trains a day between New York and
Montreal and by its Boston and Albany
division 4 trains a day between New York
and Boston via Springfield.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Have You got nerves? Well, you
ought to have nerves. But they ought
to be strong nerves, good nerves. Does
your hand tremble? Yon are living too
fast. Does your heart fiutter at times?
You had better call halt. Americans
live too fast. They crowd too much into
a single day. They have too little lei
sure. The hospitals and insane asylums
are filling up: The quiet, pastoral scenes
of yore are becoming rare. It's time
that we quit this sort of business.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Aching backs are eased. Hip. back. and
loin pains overcome. Swelling Of the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
They correct urine with brick dust sedi-
ment. high colored, pain in passing, drib-
bling. frequency. bed wetting. Doans
Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel.
Relieve heart palpitation, sleepleseness,
headache, nervousness. dizziness.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11
He.d been to market.

Arthur was one of the little unfortunate
army of five-year-olds that lives on Fifth
avenue, where he has everything to his
hearts content except mud pies and things
a boys heart really Graves. Not long ago
seat on Long Island-barns, horses, cove,
chickens, and other rural conyeniences in
cluded. Recently Arthur was allowed to
visit the farm" and to inspect the same
at his leisure. One of the first things he
saw was a strange creature on twolegs, with
wings and a mania for scratching gravel.
What's that thing" he asked.
''Oh. no. he said incredulously, ''you
can't fool me; that things got feathers on
tn. Y. Times.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11
How to Get Strong Nerves.

First, repair the injury already done
to your nerves. The way to do this is to
do exactly as did Matte j. Curtis, Sec
rotary of Legion of Loyal Women, Hotel
Salem, Boston, Mass. She said in a re-
cent letter: ~ suffered for over year
with general weakness and debility
manifested in severe headache and
backache. took four bottles of Peru
ma, and for two months have been en-
tirely free from these maladies."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

HousroN, TEX took the sample Of
Doan's Kidney Pills with such great benefit
bought box at our druggisea Used over
half and stopped, because my urine which
before had only como dribbling. now became
90 free. had medicine enough; had ium-
baao and the pills nd me OF Il. should have
written sooner, bdt you know how soon well
pcrson forgets about being sick.-Mr. G. H..
hoEScKE, No. 1910 NcKenny Ave-, Houston,
Tex
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

3os1l Milwaukee, Wis writes
nothing tired feeling which gives
After prolonged Illness about
health but four bottles of Pc
and restored perfect health
long you keep your good condition all right
with heaihfh blood
thoroughly endorse it," MISS HELEN WHITMAN
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11
Eleventh Hour Resolution.

are bad-investigate the chances in the
entertaining books and copy of Farming
in the Southwest" free. Low rate excur-
sions on the first and third Tuesdays Of
each month. Ask about the rates Address
.'kATY," 305 Wainwright Bldg, st. Louis,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Upton Parke-'.ls your wife's new girl a
fxtureE Cyril Downs-''Seems to be:
don't see her moving around any.-Town
and Country
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11
shake Into Your shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. It cures painful, swollen
smartne. sweating feet. Makes new shoe,
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE.
Address A. $. Olmsted, lie Roy, n Y.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

One thing is clear to me: that no indul-
gence of passion destroys the spiritual ma
ture 30 much as respectable seltishness.-
George Macdonald.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

-, ~
stomach disorders
until 1t seemed
that there was
nothing to me but
a bun die OF
nerves. l w a 3
very irritable,
could not sleep,
rest or compose
myself, and was
certainly unfit to
take care of q
household. l took
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Father-Are you and this Mr. Simpson
congenial, daughter!
Daughter-Oh, yes, pa: he likes to hear
me talk about myself. and like to hear him
talk about mself-Detroit Free Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11
Eeouomy, Not oddly.

Friend-Why do YOU wear those fearfully
old-fashioned collarsy
Winkers Ia man of affairs Because when
the washerwoman sends them to any body
else they always return them.-Stray Sto-
T1eS.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Pitch lucky man into the Nile, says the
Arabian proverb, and he will come up with
a fish in his mouth.-Willis.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

WEsr HAVEN, Conn., Eight months ago
took severe pain in my back. The sample
boz Of Doan's Kidney Pills helped me 90
much purchased two boxes am on my sec
oud box. NY heart does not bother me as It
used to and feel well.-SARAH f. BRADLEY,
No. s77 Elm Street, West Haven. Conn.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Thin people who want to appear stouter
have been known to lie in wait.-Philadel-
phia Evening Bulletin.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Cicero Our generosity never should ex-
coed our abilities.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Whoever are least disturbed in mind by
calamities, and in act struggle against them,
these are the best men in states and in pri-
vate life.--Epictetus.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli.
BILE medicine for coughs and colds.-N. W.
Samuel. Ocean Grove. y. j.. Feb. IL. 1900.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

"Why, Willie said mamma, you're
pulling the cats tail . Mamma, amt pull
ing her tail I'm only holding it, and she s
doing the pulling. "-Humane Society Bull
letin
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11
CLOSE TO THE PEOPLE.

Kidney Public The people write direct
buidd
andh fess SALE 10 Kidney medicine In the world
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Opium and Liquor Habits Cured.
Book free B. NJ. Woolley, NJ. D., Atlanta, Ga.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Looking for new homes in the West!
Write "Methow Valley Bureau OF lnforma-
tion," Pateros, Washington.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

The broad mind will not have the big
head.-Ram's Horn.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Three solid through trains daily Chicago
to California. Chicago, Union Pacific d
northwestern Line.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Three trains a day Chicago to Califor-
Union Pacific & Northwestern Line.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11
Stops the Cough

and works off the cold. Laxative Brom
Quinine Tablets. Price IS cents.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

The essence of knowledge is, having it, to
apply it, not having it, to confess it.--Con-
fucius
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Putnam Fadeless Dyes are fast 10 light
and washing
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

FALMOUTH, Val suffered over twelve
months with pain in the small OF my back.
Medicines and plasters gave only temporary
relief. Doan's kidney Pills cured me.-F. s.
BROWN, Falmouth, Va.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Every one desires to live long, but no one
would be old.-Swift.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

CuRrIcE, OIL had such severe pain in my
back that could not walk. used the sam
Die Of Doan's Kidney Pills with such good re-
suits sent to Toledo for another box, and
they cured me.-SARAn Z. CorrRELL, Cur
tice, o.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1903-04-11

Silence is sonnet ines the severest criticism.
-Buxton
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-05-20
BOOKS AND READING.

Reading is to the mind what exercise
ia to the body.-Addison.
A home without books is like a room
without windows.-Beecher.
To read without rejecting is like eat
ing without Observation-Disclosures.
Books are the best things we'll used;
abused. among the worst.-Emerson.
Next to acquiring good friends the
best acquaintance is that Of good
bOokS.-COtton.
Some books are to be tasted. others
to be swallowed and some few to be
chewed and digested.-BacOn.
Half the gossip Of society would per
ish if the books that are truly worth
reading were but read.-DaWson.
What is great love of books? It is
something like a personal Introduction
to the great and good men of all past
times.-John Bright.
The three practical rules I have to
offer are: o. Never read any book that
is not year old; (2) never read any
but famed books; g. never read any
but what you like.-Emerson. -
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-05-20
Burial Customs.

. The Turks perhaps were the first peo-
pie to use ornamental burial grounds
such as we call cemeteries, but as to
when this custom was first adopted in
the land of the crescent no one seems
to know. The earlier Jews buried their
dead in theearth, that method being
without doubt the most ancient burial
mode known to man. The very earliest
Egyptians seem to have understood the
art of embalming and to have practiced
1t from time out of memory. The an
cient Greeks and Romans cremated the
body, the ashes only receiving sepul-
ture, except in case Of illustrious war
riorS, statesmen, ETC., these latter being
buried unburned as a special mark of
favor.
Some ancient tribes preserved only
parts of the body and burned or buried
the remainder The parts retained and
preserved, dried or in liquid, varied &C
cording to tribal notions With some
it was the heart that was thought to
be too sacred for cremation or burial,
with others the liver, ears. nose, tongue
or fingers. The Tartars of 1000 years
ago preserved only the thumb and toe
nails of their dead. -'
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-05-20
NEW ULM REVIEW.
WEDNESDAY,. MAY 20, 1908.
A Strange Dream.

As rode along in one of the sub
urban tram cars l passed a cottage
wherein strange thing happened
awhile ago. Near by lived an old man
who had received many kindnesses
from the true hearted mistress of the
cottage, who took compassion upon his
necessity. Early one morning this lady
woke in great alright. She had dream
ed that the old man was calling her
in frantic haste to come and help him.
She looked at the clock and noted the
time. 1t was AGO. Later on the life
less body Of the old man was found in
well. The medical opinion was that
it must have got into the water at
about 4:3O that morning. That was
their independent testimony before
they had been told of the curious ex
perience of the woman. The distance
Of the we'll from the house made it
impossible that she could have heard
the old man cry. if he really did cry
How, then. can one explain the Incl
dent? I might relate other facts SINH
lar in their nature. all showing that
there IL in the world more mystery
than we have yet comprehended.-Lo
don Standard.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-05-20
A Touch of Ireland In Spain.

When / was at Malaga, the light
house was out of order. and some
Americans had complained officially
that their shipping interests were be-
ing damaged. No answer was received
for two years. Then. it was declared
that it was the fault Of the earthquake
which had taken place many years pre-
viously. Finally the light was put out
altogether because it interfered with
the fireworks. When a pair Of boots
had ordered did not fit and I com
planned to the maker, he arrived indig-
nantly to protest. .''They fit here,' he
said, prodding my tender toe, land they
fit there another prod. "You cannot
expect them to fit everywhere all at
once. "-Blackwoods Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-05-20
WONDERS OF THE NEEDLE
Beautiful Work of the Artisans Of
Former Cenfnri 90 4ssss&

Beautiful Work of the Artisans OF
Former Centuries.
The wonders of the needle were in
ancient times in Egypt, India, Baby
lonia and Phnnicia mainly layished
by women on wells and hangings for
temples. Connoisseurs consider the veil
decorating the tomb of Mohammed at
Medina, priced at 100000 rupees,
the most marvellous piece of embroid-
cry ever made. Its pattern, cunning
tlterlaclng of scrolls and arabesques,
exclusively delineated with rare pearls
and precious stones, produces. when
& exposed to the rays of the sun, stu
pendous effect Of coloring, soft and har-
monious and equal to the bold graceful
ness of the design. Linen, silks, leath.
er and the richest stuffs We're in turn
beautified with the little insignificant
tool, the needle.
Diaphanous Indian muslin charming
~ embroidered with green beetle wings
is still renowned, as we'll as examples
of painted spangles and artificial pearls
streWn amid devices wrought in gold.
But where is now to be found the in
comparable Decca muslin, thirty yards
of which We're once Enclosed for tur-
ban in an ordinary cocoanut incrusted
with gems aud presented by Persian
ambassador TO his master, the shah.
Other varieties known as invisible
have also disappeared. The term orig
mated from the fact that when dipped
in water or spread out on the grass the
material was lost to the eye through
its extreme fineness.
The trained fingers have disappeared,
and through modern competition Gus.
toners are no longer willing to pay the
real value of genuine hard work. This
superiority of eastern craftsmen over
their western fellows was recognized
centuries ago, first by Portuguese, who
were in the habit of sending satin to
India to be embroidered by the natives
after European designs, a fashion
which at times renders somewhat puz-
zling the classification of the marvels
of handiwork.
The French followed suit, since the
majority of the Louis XVI. court sets,
lucluulHS coat. WalStcOal anu DfeecneS
in satin, velvet. plush or corded silk.
so exquisitely adorned with delicate
sprays and admirable borders wrought
in satin and tambour stitches. are due
to the skill and industry of the Chi
nese, who have reproduced the French
devices with floss silk in such lovely
and fast colors. which still appear in
all their beauty. with a mellowness i'm
parted by time, which further adds to
their charm.-Ledger Monthly.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-05-20
Amusements of Great Men.

Here are few amusements of great
men: Edmund Burke, farming; Lord
Byron, swimming; Carlyle. riding and
smoking; Lord Chatham, bowls; OAR
win, backgammon, music, smoking and
snuff taking; Dickens, bowls, walking,
smoking and snuff taking; Tom Hood,
shooting; Kingsley, fox hunting, music
and smoking; Lamb, witnessing per
formances of punch" card playing.
snuff taking and smoking; Lord Isyt-
ton, gardening, walking. music and
smoking; Captain Marryat, snuff tax
ing; Lord Palmerston. horse racing;
Pitt, Telling trees and studying classics;
Shelley, making and sailing paper
boats; Sydney Smith, chess, swimming,
riding and music: Wesley whist; Dean
Swift, Harvesting his servants with
cords and driving them up and down
stairs -.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-05-20
What Makes Things Grow.

According to Maurice Springer, a
French writer on the subject, the en-
ergy of growth is closely related to
electric energy and may be identical
with it. At any rate growth energy is
closely connected with the phenomenon
called osmosis-that is, molecular pres
sure due to differences of density in
adjacent liquid masses. Such molecu-
lar pressure in the cells of the body he
believes to be the phenomenon that I'M
derlies the multiplication of these cells
in growth. and osmosis has been shown
by experiment to be closely connected
with electricity. The writer referred
to believes that we shall soon be able
to measure growth energy as we now
do heat or electricity and perhaps con-
troll it so as to produce tall or short
families or races at our pleasure
Success.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-05-20
Not Quite What He Meant.

The man who thought he had the
knack of saying pleasant things calcu-
lated to warm the cookies of the oldest
heart was revisiting the town in which
he had spent a summer twenty years
before
I'm Miss Mears. don't know that
you recall me- said a coquettish ell
derby spinster, approaching him in the
postofhce the day after his arrival.
The. ready heart warmer turned with
his most beaming smile and wrung her
hand.
Recall you," he echoed, reproach-
fully. "As if one could help it, Miss
Mears! Why, you are one Of the land
marks of the town.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-05-20
limitation Now PotatOes.

Here is way in which imitation
new potatoes are made: Late in the
season. after the other crops are out
of the way, the gardener plants crop
of late and good keeping potatoes.
These potatoes are dug and buried in
heaps in the open field and left until
spring opens and the new potato sea-
son arrives. At the proper time the
heaps are opened and the potatoes dip
ped into boiling solution to curl the
skin. The effect Of dipping any potato,
no matter how old, into this boiling
I've solution is to crack and curl the
skin, and at the same time it hardenS
or makes the potato much more firm,
so that it's resemblance to new po-
tato is so near that it would be hard
to pick out the impostor, from appear
ance alone, from basket of the gen.
uine article.-London Globe.
A Humorous Snake.
In Marianne North's "Recollections
Of a Happy Life is a description of
tame snake.
It's mistress would sometimes twist
the pretty bronze creature in the great
plait of hair she wore around her head
and once threatened to go down thus
decorated to dinner party of rather
stiff people. -, ~
But one Of the snakes own eccentric
tiles serves to distinguish it among all
other reptiles Of a similar nature which
have served as pets.
1t was as fond of glittering things as
it's mistress herself, and when she took
off her many rings and placed them on
dfe1EDt parts Of the table it would go
abom collecting them and stringing
them on it's 1.-THE body. Then it would
tie itself in a knot, so that the rings
could not be taken off until it was
pleased to unite itself again.