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The Washington times., 1903-09-25
COLLISION OF TROLLEY
AND TRAIN KILLS FOUR

MARION. Ind, Sept. 25.-Four men
we're killed here yesterday afternoon in
= collision between an interurban troll
ley car and a construction train on the
Chicago. Cincinnati and Louisville Rail-
road The head OF Joseph Wolf. OF Peru,
Ind. fireman on the locomotive. was
cut nearly of. John Armour and Charles
Lass. laborers on the construction train.
were also killed. The fourth victim
is unidentified
The Washington times., 1903-09-25
MGR. O'CONNELL HAS
AUDIENCE WITH POPE

ROME. Sept 25--Monsignor 0'Conneli
rector of the Catholic University at
Washington, was received in private au-
dience yesterday by the Pope. who con-
versed with him cordially, saying he has
the future OF the university very much
at heart Monsignor Wilpert has been
appointed Papal pronotary. not Papal
secretary OF state.
The Washington times., 1903-09-25
CAR AND CZARINA
TO ATTEND WEDDING

BERLIN. Sept 25.-The Car and
Czarina viii arrive at Darmstadt today.
Their reception will be most simple
A choir of sixty Russian singers. for
the wedding of Prince Andrew OF Greece
and Princess Alice OF Battenberg. have
arrived at Darmstadt. Queen WilheI-
nina of Holland. and her husband reach
ed Castle Rabensteinfeld near Schwerin
where they will spend a vacation.
The Washington times., 1903-09-25
CASHIERS BOOKS pRopEp.

CHELSEA. Mass, Sept. 25.-The unex-
lained absence of Frank F. Kicker
cashier of the Boston and Maine Rail-
road, has led TO an examination OF his
accounts. There are evidences Of a
shortage. it is said by the auditors OF
the road.
The Washington times., 1903-09-25
PARIS CALLED UNHEALTHY.

BERLIN, Sept. 25.-Dr. Karl Ballod
read a paper yesterday before the in
ternationaI statistical conference on the
Mortality In large cities. Berlin, be
said, was the most bealthful European
capital. and London and Vienna came
The Washington times., 1903-09-25
NEW YORK PASTOR CALLED.

SARATOGA, Sept 25.-A call has
been extended by Christ Episcopal
Church. of Ballston Spa, to the Rev.
James Winthrop Hegeman. of New York
city. He will enter upon his duties In
October.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
For a Bad Back

Sabra, Montana, Oct 19th.-A great
many men in this neighborhood USED
to complain of pains in the back, but
now scarcely one can be found who
has any such trouble.
Mr. Gottlieb Mini is largely respon
sible for the Improvement for it was
he, who first of all found the remedy
for this Backache. He has recon.
mended it to all his friends and neigh.
bors, and in every case it has had
wonderful success.
Mr.. Mill says
For many years / had been trou.
bled with my Kidneys and pains in
the small of my back. / tried many
n edicines but did not derive any bene.
fit until last fall, when l bought a
dozen boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills.
After using them few days l began
to improve, my back quit aching and
I felt better and stronger all around
81 will keep them in the house right
along for In my opinion they are the
best medicine in the market to-day,
ans II my back should bother me
again, will use nothing else"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Diplomatic Conductor.

once in while-a great while
you come in contact with Taneyrand
in the guise of street car conductor.
Yesterday a motorman passed by a
Grand Army veteran who had signaled
at the corner. then, thinking better of
it, stopped about the middle of the
block. The warrior hobbled along
like a man with locomotor ataxia, and
when he reached the platform was
painting, red and fierce. Things in the
neighborhood began to hum like an
other Antietam, but before an explo.
sion occurred the conductor, jerking
the bell strap, remarked cheerfully:
1.-THE motorman thought you looked so
young and spry that he didn't suppose
you wanted him to stop, sir" That
simple expression, with its little fat.
terry, was as oil on troubled waters.-
San Francisco Bulletin.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
QUEER FACTS ABOUT RAIN.
One cat.hes Less Water by waIkIn,

One Catches Less Water by Walking
Than Running In Downpour.
do you know" said the observant
citizen, 1.-THE habit Of running through
the rain is based on definite fallacy?
It is common habit But does it tend
to minimize the amount of water fall
Ing on person exposed to the rain?
| am convinced that 1t rather agra
Yates the situation. BY experience, in
passing the distance of block, rum
ming one time and walking the other,
and at times when the rainfall was
clothes picked up more water and
were consequently damper when COW
cred the distance in a run than they
were when walked.
There seems to be a good reason
for the rather curious fact. Rain falls
irregularly. Sometimes there is
space of five or six inches between
the falling drops, as we have noticed
on smooth surfaces, like a stone flag
ging, and again only the fraction OF
an inch will separate the drops. Water
occasionally falls in sheets, but this
is not usual. But while the fall is ir-
regular, considered with respect to the
perpendicular lines described in the
descent, looking straight ahead and
through the lines we will find before
us a sheet of water that is well.nigh
solid. We can understand that run
ming against this sheet of water will
have very much the same effect wind
would have IL it's direction forced the
rain into our faces. We simply pick
up the water and the fact that the
spaces between the drops, perpendic.
ularly considered, are greater than the
spaces in any given direction horizon
tally will explain to us the fallacy OF
the whole thing"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
TOOK RISK IN COUGHING.
hangers That Consumptives Run In
Getting Shaved in Colorado.

hangers That Consumptves Run In
Getting Shaved in Colorado.
The man in the chair coughed sud
denly and Unexpectedly. Don't dc
that again." exclaimed the barber
with an unwarranted display of rita.
ton. The man in the chair resented
in somewhat lurid language this re.
striction of his personal liberty and
intimated that he would cough when
ever he felt like it. "All right, then,
cough your head off, but don't blame
me il cut you," returned the baxoer.
There was no more coughing, how.
ever, and the man in the chair made
his escape without injury. But as he
paid his check at the desk, he re.
marked to the boss barber:
Say, you want to give some nerve
tonic to the fellow who just shaved
me-"
"Oh, don't mind him." replied the
boss. Hes from Colorado and he's
used to shaving consumptives. He was
telling me the other day that he's been
in the business for over twenty years
and has shaved everything from a
16-year-old boy to an octogenarian
drunkard, but his nerve went back on
him when he drifted into Colorado
Springs and started to shave the con.
sumptives who hang out there. Ever
since then a man with a cough gives
him cold chills. Out there, he tells me,
not day goes by that some Hunger
doesn't get cash in his throat while
being shaved"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Enuland,s Iron Importa.

The large imports Of iron ore into
Mgland-about one-third Of the total
amount consumed-is not due to any
fear Of the exhaustion Of the supply
in Great Britain. but to desire to
save TIE nonphosphorous iron used In
the acid process. There is large, n
most unlimited supply Of iron, con.
tanning phosphorus in Scotland and
in the Cleveland and Staffordshire
mines. The imported ore is largely
from Bilboa, Spain.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Opium Smoking In France.

For some time past doctors In
France have been warning the public
against the dangers of the latest craze
opium smoking. The habit has been
introduced by officers and Others
home from Indo-China, and gradually
extended to society at Marseilles and
Toulon. After being adopted in other
seaports, the mania has now reached
Paris, where it is reported to have
widely spread.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
I'm GROWING Old.

My days pass pleasantly away;
My nights are blessed with sweetes
sleep;
I feel no symptoms of decay:
/ have no cause to mourn or weep
My foes are impotent and shy;
My friends are neither false nor cold,
And yet. of late, often sigh
I'm growing ole!
My growing talk of olden times,
My growing thirst for early news,
My growing apathy for rhymes,
My growing love for easy shoes.
My growing hate of crowds and noise
My growing fear of taking cold,
All whisper in the plainest voice,
I'm growing old!
I'm growing fonder of my staff;
I'm growing DINNER in the eyes;
I'm growing fainter in my laugh;
I'm growing deeper In my signs:
I'm growing careless of my dress:
I'm growing frugal of my gold
I'm growing wise: I'm growing-yes,
I'm growing old!
see it in my changing taste;
l see 1t in my changing hair;
see 1t in my growing waist:
l see 1t in my growing heir.
4. thousand signs proclaim the truth.
AS plain as truth was ever told
That, even In my vaunted youth,
I'm growing old!
All, me! My very laurels breathe
The tale in my reluctant ears,
And every boon the hours bequeath
But makes me debtor to the years.
Fen Flattery's honeyed words declare
The secret she would fain withhold,
And tells me How young you are!'
I'm growing old
Thanks for the years whose rapid fight
My somber. muse too gladly sings:
Thanks for the CLEAN of golden light
That tints the darkness of their Wings
The light that beams from out the sky,
Those heavenly mansions to unfold
Where all are blest and none may sigh,
I'm growing old!'
John Godfrey SAKE
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
ALTON RESUMES FAST ST. LOUIS
TRAIN SERVICE.

Passengers destined to st. Louis
and points east should go via the Kan
sas City gateway, thereby securing
the advantage of the Chicago & Alton s
fast night train, leaving Kansas City
at p. m, arriving in st. Louis at 7:44
a. m. Chair cars free of extra charge.
Compartment sleeping cars. The AL
ton keeps their light a'shining just
ahead Of the rest. Write to L. d.
Cooper, Travelling Passenger Agent,
Chicago & Alton Railway, Kansas City.
Mo-, for lowest rates.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
THE X. C. S. ALMANAC FOR 1908

THE X. C. S. ALMANAC FOR 1908
The Kansas City Southern Railways
Almanac for 1903 is now ready for dis
tribution. Farmers, stock raisers.
fruit-growers, truck gardeners, manu-
facturers. merchants and others seek
ing new fled Of action or 4 new
home at the very lowest prices, can OBJ
tain reliable Information concerning
Southwestern Missouri, the Cherokee
and Choctaw Nations in the Indian
Territory, Western Arkansas, Eastern
Texas, Northwestern Louisiana and the
Coast country, and OF the business op-
portunities offered therein.
Write for copy of the X. c. s. AL
manac and address, s. G. Warner, G.
p. A.. X. G. s. Ry., Kansas City. Mo.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

It's the people who
dOu bit and be co m q
cured while they doubt
who praise DOan's Pills
the highest.
Aching backs are eased.
Hip, back, and loin pains
overcome. Swelling of the
limbs and drOpsy signs
vanish.
They correct urine with
brick dust sediment, high
colored, pain In passing,
dribbling, frequency, bed
wetting. Doan's Kidney
Pills remove calculi and
gravel. Relieve heart pal
pitation, sleeplessness,
h e a ZACH g, nervousness,
dizziness.
TAYLoRvII.LE. MIss.-"I
tried everything for a weak
back and got no relief until
I used Doan's Pills"
4 N LEWIS.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Which Ray Ia Respon.lbIef

x-ray operators at Guys hospital.
London. where the most extensive use
has been made Of rays in the treat
ment Of disease. suggest that the So
we're disturbances reported by Mr.. Ed
son as coming from the X-rays are
really from the ultraviolet rays, for
in their large experience in the appli-
cation Of X-rays in skin diseases no
such accidents have occurred.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
celt and German In America.

Seventy-fve per cent of our foreign
born population in 1900 was Of Teu-
tonic and Celtic stock-the very same
that made the English. OF course, q
still larger percentage of the native
born are Of these races and of their
admixture. 1t is an error, then. to
talk Of the American people es con.
slomeration of races. There is an
American race, formed by fusion Of
the original races that made the En-.
glish.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Words of Wisdom.

Perhaps there was never voiced q
more potent truth than that which as
serts that ''the worth of civilization
is the worth of the man at its center.
When this man lacks moral rectitude,
progress only makes bad worse, and
further embroils social problems"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
True to His Principles.

Miss Katherine lyman relates that
politics generally does not interfere
with the cooperative work which Sir
Horace Plunkett has made successful
in Ireland. But there is a case ON
record" she says, lin which at meet.
ing held to establish creamery in
County Limerick local politician got
on his feet and asked: Is butter to
be made on sound nationalist princi.
ples in this creamery"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
AEnl2l0NlJOHN w.MORRIs,
= 1EuVSuN3oy Washington, ID. @.
OSuccesSfuIiy Prosecutes Claims.
Late Principal Examiner U. 8. Pension Bureau
3yrs civil war; Is sdiudicatng claims. atty :ince

We wish to announce early in the
season that we have more enthusiasm
for the mother and her frying pan
than for the Young Thing and her
chatting dish.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

To the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new
things of every day use in the market
and who is reasonably satisfied with
the old, we would suggest that trial
of Defiance Cold Water Starch be
made at once. Not alone because 1t
Is guaranteed by the manufacturers
to be superior to any other brand,
but because each 10c package con-
tains 16 ozs., while all the other kinds
contain but IL ozs. 1t is safe to say
that the lady who once uses Defiance
Starch will use no other. Quality
and quantity must win.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Business Integrity Of Women.

An insolvent woman has applied FOR
relief from her debts in one OF the
United States courts. Her appeal. SO
unusual as to excite general comment,
speaks we'll for the fair sex and its
keen understanding of financial obli-
cations. AS rule IN insolvency pro-
ceedings woman is generally the cause
Of mans predicament, but is kept dis
creetly in the background.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Dealers say that as soon as GUS
toner tries Defiance Starch 1t is i'm
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch. 1t can be used cold. or
boiled.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Vet Few Really Obey,

OF the brides led annually to the
altar the Christian world over,
measured but extremely moderate
percentage refuse to repeat the words
of the marriage service binding them
to obey as we'll as to love and honor
their husbands
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
LET THIS COUPON BE YOUR MESSENGER OF DELlVERANCE
FROM KIDNEY, BLADDER, AND URINARY TROUBLES.

The reason you can
get this trial free Is be-
cause they cure Kidney
Ills and will prove 1t to
you.
WEST BRANCH, Mich
"Doan's Kidney Pills hit the
case, which was an unusual
desire to urinate had to
get up five or six times Of
a night. l think diabetes
was well underway, the
feet and ankles swelled.
There was an intense pain
in the back, the heat of
which would feel like put
ting ones hand up to a
lamp chimney. l have
used the free trial and two
full boxes of Doan's Pills
with the satisfaction Of
feeling that l am cured.
They are the remedy par
excellence"
b. F. BALLARD.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
No Fault Of Hers.

Georgia. fellow at the club yester.
day said he'd bet two to one that you
and were not engaged.
Mabel-Well, he'd win the wager.
George-Yes; and another'fellow of.
fered to bet five to one that it wasn't
your fault r.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Axeraus Railway Journey.

In the United States the distance Of
the average railway journey is twenty.
nine miles, in England it is scarcely
ten miles. while in Germany 1t is fif.
teen miles, in France twenty-one mi'--
and Russia sixty-fivs miles.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Lewis" Single Binder straight SC cigar.
No other brand of cigars is SO popular with
the smoker. He has learned to rely upon
its uniform high quality. Lewis Factory.
Peoria, Ill.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Acute Sense Of Smell.

The aborigines of Peru can, in the
darkest night and in the thickest
woods. distinguish respectively a
white man. a negro, and one Of their
own race by the smell.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

No chromos or cheap premiums,
but a better quality and one-third
more of Defiance Starch for the same
price of other starches.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Woman In Politics.

Miss Ethel Bailey Of Crystal
Springs, Miss, sister of Senator Bailey
of Texas has entered Mississippi poll
tics as a candidate for state librarian.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

We ofer OAe Hundred Dollars Reward for sny case
Of CAtarrh that cannot he cured by Hairs Cattarh
Cure. FL. CHENEY L. CO., Props.. Toledo. D.
We. the undersigned. have known FL. Cheney for
the last Is years and believe him perfectly honorable
In all business transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligations made by their Arm.
wxsT q fRUAx. Wholesale Druggists Toledo, o.
WALDrNa. KISsAS MARVIN. Wholesale Drug
Rfsts, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken Internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c PEI
bottle Sold by all Druggists.
Hairs Family Pills the best.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Not Over Particular.

"Your father did not object to our
marriage as much as had expected"
"Oh. poor papa has given up the idea
of being too particular. "-BrooklyA
Life.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Mother Grsy's Sweet Powders for Children
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
In the Children's Home in New York, cure
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over SO, 900 tes-
timonials. At all Druggists. Csc. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Leroy, NY.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

BEAUTIFUL IMITATION DIAMOND RINGS
Brilliant and durable; look like SC0 Diamonds
Our prices less than you pay jeweler for plain
band rings. We send our catalogue to You free.
Write at once N. Z. Cut Rate House, KANSAS City,
Mo-, 3O4 3OJ junction Bldg.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
A Fortune In Ginseng Growing.

A Fortune In Ginseng Growing.
A few square rods of your back
yard in cultivated ginseng will yield
as much profit as crops on an ordi-
nary farm. Splendid for women to
cultivate. Send cent stamp for cata-
logue and instructions how to grow 1t
to Kansas City Ginseng Co., 142s
Spruce street, Kansas City, Mo.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
1t doesn't pay to brag about the
things you haven't done yet.

Pises Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections OF the throat and lungs.-Wy
o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind, Feb. ~, 1870.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

1t sometimes happens that the man
who keeps his mouth shut speaks the
loudest
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Oldest Ship Built In America.

The Oldest ship in the world, the
mail schooner Vigilant, running into
st. Croix. F. w. l.. although now I'M
der the French flag, was built Of Es-
sex oak at Essex. Mass, in 1902.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Camphor makes the moth bawl.
The man who depends upon luck is
usually failure.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

let pouting child alone and 1t will
come back to the table. And blythe
way. man is only grown up child.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance
Starch is taking the place Of all
others.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Clear white clothes are sign that the
kousekeeper uses Red Cross Ball BiHe.
Large OF. package, 3 cents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

A woman's head will always turn
with the bonnet that is past.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Mrs. WinslOw's Zoo, ling Syrup
For children teething softens the gums, reduces IN
nammation ilAys pain, cures wind ;oiic. sc b0tta
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

The fewer clothes burlesQue
actress wears, the more airs she seems
to put on.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

The kind Of preserves woman puts
on the table when the preacher comes
is the kind she thinks she is a grand
postmaster at making.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

There is considerable difference be-
tween the pinnacle of fame and the
height of folly.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
w. J., DOUGLAS
So 4 g SHOES S SsS9
You can say from $S to SO yearly by
wearing w. L. Douglas $3.50 or So shoes.

They equal those
that have been cost
ing you from $l.00
to $500. The i'm
mense sale Of w. l..
Douglas shoes proves
their superiority over
all other makes.
Sold by retail shoe
dealers everywhere.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
That Douglas uses Cor.
Ona Colt proves there is
value In Douglas shoes.
Corona Is the highest
g. lde Pat.Lcather made.
If-s If....
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Know myself" and also ascertain
how you are rated by others.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Many who formerly smoked 10c cigars
now smoke Lewis "Single Binder" straight
Sc. Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

You can do your dyeing in half an
hour with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

1t is said of an Atchison girl that
she is thin enough to make good
hook mark.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

If all the worlds a stage most of US
are merely supers.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

To Cure a Cold in Ono day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money if it fails to cure 25c
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23
Ask You pruggist For AIlan,s Eoot.Ea.a

Ask You Druggist tor Aliens Foot.Ease.
II tried ALIENS FOOT EASE recently.
md have just bought another supply. Il
las cured my corns, and the hot, burning
Ind itching sensation in my feet which was
almost UNDESIRABLE, and would not be with
lut it n0w.-Mrs w. j. Walker, Camden.
Y. j." Sold by all Druggists, Csc.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW
Ifso, use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t will make
them white as snow. 2 OF. package cents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Diplomatic silence is often the
strongest protest that can be offered.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Bay luck occasionally appears to be a
good thing-after it's over.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

Royalty may be all right, but kings
and queens are always topped by aces.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1903-10-23

No, Maude, dear; the church social
Is not made up of socialists.