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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1903-11-18
Building Progressing.

The work on the Laurens Mills
school building is going on well. The
walls are nearly completed. The new
store building is also nearing compile
ton.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1903-11-18

For sick headache try Chamberaln's
stomach aud Liver Tablets; they will
WARD oif the attack III taken in time.
The bestNshat money can buy should
be your aim In choosing medicine, and
this is Hoods Sarsaparilla. II cures
when others fail.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1903-11-18
FAUSpS MINSTRELS COMING.
What Is Said Of this First Glass Com
pany.

The COLUMBIA, S. O., State says: SIN
the fl mament of minstrelsy Ted Faust's
aggregation is known in the South
only through the record of its success
in the West. 1t is show which is the
peer of Quinton and Wall and Dock
stader Thcir singing is good. In the
acts the specialties are clever and
novel. The menologue of "Pop" Carr,
and the whirlGind dancing of GOV"
Bowen are as good comic acts as can be
shown by any minstrels."
The Charlotte N. c., Observer says:
"The Ted E. Faust Minstrels have
neat, clean, effective show. The sing
ing and dancing are tip-top. The
comedy is crisp and good. The work
OF the Faust Family, acrobats and
all are very fine indeed"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1903-11-18

Our New Discovery is guaranteed to
put your Stomach, Liver and Bowels in
a healthy condition. Write II. j.
Duckett, Sheriff of Laurens county if
you doubt it..
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-02-03
NOti(idS generates

SENORA VELAZQUEZ: Con motive
de hallarse enferma con sarampi6n una
nina de nuestro estimadO amigo V CORE
ligionario don Francisco Figueroa, ha
llegado Caguas la sefIora madre poll
tica de este, dona Ramona Velazquez,
esposa del viejo liberal don Juan Igna-
clio Figueroa.
La sonora Velazquez no regresara
q Aguas buenas hasta pasados algunos
dias
PoLIofA: Serfa conveniente que La
policfa Sc diese una vueltecita todas las
noches despues de las diez por la calle
del Sol, donde menudean los escandalos.
TRoPICALES: Ell agente de este pc
riodico en- San Juan, don jose Labrador.
tiene un deposito para la venta, del libro
STropicales", del sefIor Mufoz Rivera.
A Ell pueden dirijirse los que interesen
pedidos.
FALLECIauENTo: Ha fallecido en-
esta ciudad la vecina dona Maria Deloa-
do, esposa del obrero don Francisco
Diaz.
SUIC1DIo: En- Mayaguez ha ocurri-
do un suceso lamentabilfsimo.
FL joven don Antonio Solo Sc suici-
do disparandose IN tiro en- el pecho, con
un revolver de doce milfmetros, sin que
Sc sepa la causa de su triste resoluci6n.
Solo pertenece Ia buena sociedad V
Sc dedicaba al comercio.
4 QUEyt Aseg1rase que muchos
veclnos de Yauco dirijen una queja & la
Mansion ejecutiva contra don Tomas Ma
rlanI por haberles cerrado Ell transito
Por un caanino vecinal que cuanta mas
ae cen ancs de eervidumbre p1blica.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-02-03

rias. mientras ell pueblo era vic
TINA de aquellos tiranuelos sin
conciencia, Egozcue compart1a con
ellos honOres, inf1uencias, y en-
pleos lucrativos. -.
Y era comandante de volunta
rios; vice presidente de La diputa-
cion provincial y recib1a cruces y
mercedes a cambio de un servilis-
mo sin nOmbre.
3Qu6 hizO Egozcue en- aquellos
tien1pos diffciles, por su pueblo?
Constribuir al sostenimiento
de xLa Integridad Nacional& aquel
periodico virulento que tan impla-
cable guerra hizo a los hijos del
pals, denunciandolos como mann
'bsoIos y laborantes; aqueT periodi-
co que combati0 sangre y fuegO
La autonomfa 6 hizo ir a los presi-
dios de Ceuta unos cuantos jfba-
ros infelices de Arroyo y de La So
manta.
Carencia absolute de memo
ria 8 carencia total de algo que
los hombres honrados estiman en-
mucho mas que La memoria, Sc ne
cesita para que uno de los enemi-
gos mas encarnizados en- lilo tempo
re del pueblo puertorriqueflo, lie
lame ahora sa1y0, pretendiendo AGO.
gerse a 6l-pOrque Sc We en- desgra-
cia-como los antiques foragidos
Sc acogfan q La Iglesia en- busca de
protection refugio.
All! Cuando Egozcue era po-
derOsO. c11andO DudiondO haber
hecho mucho bien, merced q sus
relaciones, q su posicion y q su in
flujo, hizO mucho daflo, no Sc acor-
daba de set pueblo para NADIA abso-
lutamente, como no fuera para
contribuir a su mayor desventura.
Pero ento-lces lie conven1a ha-
lagar, con services adulaciones, &
los mandarines engre1dos de La CO.
lonia; ahora, en- cambio, cree con
veniente halagar al pueblo para
que este le ayude a salvarse del
triste vergonzoso naufragio en-
que Sc hunde.
;Es ESQ honrado?
;Es ESQ decoroso2
No 10 es nj puede serlo.
ESQ, t1nicamente sc concibe Y
explica en- hombres del ''tempera-
mento" de Egozcue, con 10 cual es-
ia dicho.
Cuando La adulaci6n no les re-
sulta eficaz arriba, adulan abajo.
Continuaremos.
CoRTADsLLo.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-02-03
PdrIdmentO insuIar
la session de aver

Al comenzar ayer la session del par
lamento insular, di6se lectura un acuer-
do del ayuntamiento; de Vieques solici-
tando una ley que deje subsistence ell s
por 100 que disfrutan los municipios de
los arbitrios de la isla,
En- segundo turAo Sc leyeron, por
primera vez, los siguiAntes bills:
N6mero So. Hernandez Lopez
Sobre conservation custodia de los
protocolos notariales.
Ndmero 81. Guzman, de Diego Y
Larrfnagas
Para realizar un emprestito pdblico
con destino al fomento de la agriculture.
Tambien Sc leyerdn en- segunda lee
tura
FL III. B. n1mero go. Domenech.
- Sobre deudas de las abolidas Juntas
de carceles
FL H. B. n1mero 81. MontaIvo.
Sobre reforma de. leyes escolares.
ell Fl. B. ndmero 3. Timothee.
Sobre sueldos de maestros.
En- tercera lectura, ell H. b. hume
100 IA.
s~ Puesto q debate ell H. B. ndmero 8,
hacienda hincapie en- que ell aumento no
Ilega a 8, 200 dollars, teniendoren cuenta
que existen mas de 8OOmaestros rurales,
graduados y principales.
= Mr.. Corwell Sc opone al proyecto de
su amigo correligionario Thimothee.
FL senior Larrfnaga apoya a. este
por Greer su bill inspirado en- sentimien-
tos de justicia. Il
FL senior Ramos manifesto que de-
ben castigarse otros departamentos, v
ponerse al nnagisterio en- condolences de
yivir con decoro.
A solicitud de los sefIores de Diego
" Hernandez Lopez, p&s6 ell proyecto & |
III Comisi6n de Hacienda para dictamen. |
En- ese estado la labor de la Camara |
Sc empez6 q discutir ell proyecto de ley |
de Timothee sobre certifcados q los |
naestros Y modo de obtenerlos.
Por peticion de Hernandez Lopez /
Sc suspendi6 la discussion para dentro de
breves dias que Sc reanudara con Ia de
Otro BSU de reforma general EN- la ms
trucci6n p1blica.
FL II. B. n1mero 26de Afr Cornwel
para enmendar ell artfculo "a del C6digo
civil, fue aprobado en- segunda 1ectura.
Sc pospuso indefinidamente Ia dis
cnsi6n del III. B. n1mero ~ de NIonSaI-
yo, pidiendo Sc irdemnizara & las vfcti-
mas del dltimo incendTo ocurrido en-
labo Rojo, aeordandoseq que una Comi-
sion pase q yer al gobernador 4 fin de
ave- el tuere posibleT de. IA partida de
- 80 ~rt
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-02-03

Egozcue, cinico. ~
Asf podrfanlok enca bear estas
lineas, y motives lnas que sobrados
hay para clio.
Mientras los periodicOs. que le
son afectos Y le defienden-Zhe San
Y TIE Eagle Y paren ustedes de
contar-se esfuerzan, Y Sc esfuerzan
en- vanO, por presentarle como al
sprototipO, cifra y Gompendio del 0d-
miaistrd,7or honrddo, por antono-
masia Y por excelencia; como al an
gel tutelar caritAtivo que reparte
bienes al buen t11ntdn Y con lar
ga mano-tal vez demasiado larga
entre Las classes 1nenesterosas. ).
y turbulentas; como al hombre pd-
blico arChifamosoi que cuenta con
treinta af1os de historiaE aEide nlU-
cha historic! ;-elSpropio Egozcte,
de manera inconsGiente, NAL aeon
seiado Quizas, Sc Iencarga de pre-
sentarse tai comQ es: como un c1-
nico.
Basta echar una sOmera Ojeada
a La quisicosa que bajo su firma y
con el tftulo "A los habitantes de
Puerto Rico> apafece en- ell n1me-
TO de TIE iSab1a correspondence al
viernes i1ltimo.
Reffi6ndOse al las terribles acu-
saciones que contra el fulminara
en- su informe ell Procurador Gene
raj, dice que SO pTopone cOntestar,
uno pOr uIo, todds los cargos que
SO le hacen, confOrme anuncio en-
una hoja suelta, 5vergonzante por
10 anodina, que dirigi6 a los veci-
nos de San Juan, ,suplicandoles que
no formaran juicio defnitivo sobre
tan ruidoso asuntp.
a Y afIade, tan campante:
Tengo esa deuda contrafda
con nai pueblo. /"
ICON que pueblo?
SCual .es ese. pueblo suyO a que
SO refere ese antique lugartenien
te de Ubarri?
sEs, acaso, Ell pueblo puertorri-
quefio, el pueblo due padecio per-
secuciones y vejanlenes bajo el po-
der de los inconditionales de viejo
cu1o, entire los qle Egozcue des-
collaba como figu1a prominente?
SEs y puede sbr el pueblo de
Egozcue, el pueblo e00al01ate00lop por
los esbirros del general Palacios, a
quien alentaba Egozcue con frases
de elogio, de sr1nision y de estf-
mulo?
All! Mientras ell pueblo era
considerable como una tribu de pa
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-02-03
FIfp9imientO de Puerto Rico
No sera disueIto

No Sera diSueIto
Sc ha suspendido la cl<usula que en-
ell bill de presupuesto fguraba supri-
miendo ell ej6rcito puertorriquef1o.
En- su lugar Sc puso otra autorizan-
do ell reclutamiento de los hijos de Puer-
to Rico en- ell ej6rcito regular de Estadcs
Unidos para que prestasen servicios
fuera del pals.
De manera que cuantos constituyen
Ell actual regimiento, pueden seguir en- el
bajo las nuevas bases.
Sc presume que ell giro de los asun-
tos internacionales es ell motive de esa
resolucion, pues Sc tene I'm rompimiento
con Alemania.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-02-03
AgeHafes Generates

Boulton, Bills & Dallett, 135 Front st New-York
En- Ponce, MORALES y 90
En- San Juan, VILLAR Ga
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-02-03
CORTADsLLO.

imprevistos Sc auxilie q las familias des-
amparadas de dicho pueblo.
Ell III. B. n1mero /, sobre ell cafe,
Sc voto en- tercera lectura,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-02-03
e.. GRAN


Reconocidas las yir-
tudes del aceite de hf-
gado de bacalao en- Ell
raquitislno, enfermeda-
des del peoho y otras
Sc lucho durante mu-
cho tempo con Ell IN
conveniente de su olor
~ sabor desagradables
que imposibilitaban su
administration. De ahf
naci6 el pensamiento
de anadirle emulsivos
en- aparatos apropiados
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-02-03

Pasaiea de Ida vuelta 10 . de rebaia.
Nifos menores do 10 amos: mftsd do praeioB.
Los vaporss da eata lfnea SON rscomsnda.
blas por sus eomodidades sspeciales para pasa-
iaros, smplaando dc Puerto Rico New York
al xededor de 8 dias.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
ALL IN POINT OF VIEW.
This Man Was a Pickpocket, but He
Had the Instinct Of an Artist.

@ TIdo 1ne lnSIlnct OF an Artist.
Adrian Kirk in McClure's: We have
cut soicety too much on the square.
Perpendicular and horizontal lines dc
make the only Intelligent divisions.
The relationship Of Raphael with q
sDtckpocket / talked to once is more in
Innate essentially than 1t Is with some
makers Of pictures and molders OF
.statllarys" The thief had been ar
rested because, having obtained per-
mission to live in New York provided
he did not: work there. he was caught
stealing a watch.
why did you do it?" I asked him.
simply couldn't help 1t. Tn nc klepto-
maniac. It isn't the stealing I like, but
1.-THE fun OF doing a hard job prettily.
This ID the second turn I've made. The
first raj like this: I saw a rich, fat
In q crowd, and I noticed that his
watch was hung in a new way, hard ia
break. My fingers itched, not for the
watch. but to break 1t off. I moved up,
lifted b watch, walked away with 1t,
ssandSthen went back and hung the thing
9 chain again. This second time
WAS something like that. / saw e. dell
!cate Job, tried It, got the watch, and
Just then the fellow happened to look
for h time. He "hollered," and a de-
atective near by pinched me. I don't
think I'm what you'd call a natural
lthief, but I like to work with my
fingers and I like the excitement OF
tEtealinE..,,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
oNE-ARMED MANS SKILL.
How He Managed to Button His Cuff
to His Shirt Sleeve.

How He Managed to Button His Cuff
to His Shirt Sleeve.
Indianapolis News:"When and how
did you lose your left arm?"
Five years ago.. I was working In
a factory n got my arm caught in
ON betting"
HAS your left arm become more
serviceable since you lost its mate?"
ooh, yes; I can do almost anythin;
with my n arm. I used to have a
great deal Of trouble in dressing my
self, but 1t comes easy now. I can tie
my shoes, put on a four-in-hand tie,
put collar buttons In a new shirt: in
fact, do everything required just as
we'll as I could when I had two hands,"
1T certainly is wonderful what one
can do If he only has to-" %
Yes, it is. There is only one thing.
however, that I really pride myself on
being able to do with one hand and
that Is to fasten my cuff. How do you
suppose I do this? '
IT hadn't thought Of this; for the life
of me I don't see how you do it. Do
you fasten you cuff with your teeth?"
mo" and the one armed man
smiled"
Have you some continuance of your
own that you use?"
NO."
We'll, I don't see how you do it. It's
beyond me-"
Why. I put the cuff on the shirt be-
fore putting on the shirt"
And he, smiled more broadly than
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
EXPERT TESTIMONY.
Coffee Tried and Found Gui1,

Coffee Tried and Found Guilty.
No one who has studied its effects on
the human body can deny that coffee is
q strong drug and liable to cause all kinds
OF ills. while Postum is a food drink and
q powerful rebuilder that will correct the
ills caused by coffee when used steadily
in place Of coffee.
An expert who has studied the subject
y Il have studied the value of foods
ana the manufacture of food products
from personal investigation and wish to
bear testimony to the wonderful qualities
OF Postum Cereal Coffee. | was an ex-
cessive coffee drinker, although I knew
1t to De a slow poison. First it affected
my nerves and then my heart, but when
once tried Postum l found it easy to-
give up the coffee, confirmed coffee tiend
though / was.
Postum satisfied my craving for coffee
and since drinking Postum steadily in
place Of the coffee all my troubles have
disappeared and I am again healthy and
strong.
Il know that even where coffee is not
taken to excess it has bad effects on the
in some form or other and 4
am convinced by my investigation that
the only thing to do if health and happi-
ness are OF any value To one is to quit
coffee and drink Postum" Name given
by Postum Co, Battle Geek, Mich.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
Minnesota Mans Discovery.

Adrian, MINI, June Phillip Doyle
Of this place says he has found out a
medicine that will cure any case Of
Kidney Trouble. AS Mr.. Doyle was
himself very sick for a long time with
this painful disease, and Is now, ap.
parently, as well as ever, his statement
carries the confirmation Of personal ex.
perience.
The remedy that cured Mr.. Doyle il
called Dodd's Kidney Pills.
In speaking Of the pills, Mr.. Doyle
says:
I'm regard to Dodd's Kidney Pills,
they are certainly a wonderful medI.
cine-the best that I have ever taken.
Il was very bad for a long time with.
Kidney Trouble and could get nothing
to help me till I tried Dodd's Kidney
Pills.
II used altogether about ten boxes,
and I can say emphatically that l am
completely cured. am entirely we'll,
without a symptom Of Kidney Trouble
left.
Il can heartily recommend Dodd's
Kidney Pills to anyone who is suffer
Ing with Kidney Trouble, for they
made me all right.
II have advised several Of my
friends to try them, and not u has
been disappointed"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
HER WEIeHT IN GOLD.
An Ordinary Woman Isn't Worth
Very Much After All.

New York Mail and Express: .orh.l
weight of money Is very deceptiyesss
says an employee of the sub-treasnss
.For instance: A young mar camei.ls
here one day with a young woman
was showing them through the depar41
ment and happened to ask him jokineiy,3
IL he thought the girl was worth ha..
weight in gold. He assured me thaths
certainly did think so, and after learnsH
Ing hat her weight was LOG pounds "a
figured that she would be worth ~
gold coin $28,647. The young man wa.S
fond enough OF her to think that wa
rather cheap.
"Another thing that de%ceives man.
people," he continued. .is the weirh,I
Of paper money. Now. how many MI
bills do you think 1t, would take vi
weigh as much as a IS gold piece?s VI
On q guess the writer said fifty, anal
the clerk laughed,
II have heard guesses on that. Nj
said. 'all the way from fifty to 500, anal
from men who have handled money forl
years. The fact OF the matter is than
with a IS gold piece on n scale Won
would have to put only six and one,
half bills in the other to balance it.n
The question afterward was put Ia,
several friends OF the writer and elicit.
ed answers ranging all the way from
twenty to 1000, the majority guessing
from 200 to 500.
Taking the weights Of gold coins and
bills given at the sub-treasury, 1t was
figured that a IS gold piece weighs .29s
Of an ounce, avordupois. The employeI
at the treasury who handled the paners
money said that 100 bills weigh four.
and one-half ounces. That would make
one bill weigh .045 of an ounce, and
between six and seven bills would ball
ance the gold piece.
On the proposition Of how much
none one a lift, figures were OBJ
tanned at the s~ub-treasury, where GER
tain numbers OF coins were placed in
bags and weighed as standards. For
example, the standard amount for gold
coin is $1,000, which weighs lSh
pounds. Five hundred silver dollars
weigh 35h pounds, while 5000 in;
halves, or 400 coins, weight II pounds,
Two hundred pounds of coin money
OF various kinds is made up as fol-
lows: Silver dollars, $2,617; half dol
lars, 1886; quarter dollars. $3,657:l
dimes, $3,615.80: nickels, $917; pennies.
$295.61.
In 81 bills the same weight would
amount to Still. &
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
Tha RabY,

The Baby.
n amt no trouble now to find
The things that used to be
~A-scsttcred round about the house
or hid away from me.
The papers a,lus right to hand.
The tIdy's on the chair,
NV hat don't leave the front III neg
Most fore I hang It there.
An, everything is orderly
An just the way It's put.
Without a raft o. Gurus truck
A-kickin' under foot.
But when I look around the room
An see the chairs JUS SO,
An all the things a settin' IN
The place they ought to go,
ia give tho rest o this OIL life
II I could only see
That baby strewin' things around
The way they used to be:
Portland Oregonian-
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
CHAPTER XXI.
AND FOES,

1t vas strange that a bit Of paper
a scrap Of torn envelope-could have
such a tonic effect on an elderly mans
spirits, but Job Hendricks seemed high
~ elated over the discovery he had
made in the Ellisons' house.
While the sudden fitting of Ellison
was a surprise to him, he believed he
should have 10 trouble in finding him.
for he would have to appear when the
murder case came up for trial.
When he assured himself that the
young ga bae been taken away that
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
The Germ Theory.

Judge: The lady scientist pursues her
way through the department store. Stop.
ping at the silk counter, she looks over
the stock. At last she finds a piece Of
goods that strikes her eye.
Il should like to have q dress pattern
off that" she says. Can you guarantee!
the goods?"
"oh, yes, indeed. ma'am," says the
salesperson. THAT is the finest piece Of
watered silk we rave In the store
Il know it is watered silk" replies the
lady scientist; but has it been boiled and
filtered 2n
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
"A Reminder.

Philadelphia Press: Cheapley-You're in
+ aSbrown study.sold man.
subbubs--Hello! Yes, my wife told me
20 stop at the market and get something,
and can't think h It was
Cheapley-Have cigar. Maybe that,lI
help you to hink-
Subbubs-Ah! that's tt! Now I remem-
Der. b wanted some cabbage.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
Brother Thomas Idea.

Atlanta Constitutions: "Br'er Tom
done felled fun grace ag'n!"
Yes, it's fer his health"
His health?"
Dat what he say lie feel so good
all bout rheumatism"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05

Mrs. e. B. Bradshaw, Of
Guthrie, Okla, cured Of asevere
case by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
A great many women suffer with .
form Of Indigestion or dyspepsia which
does not seem to yield to ordinary
medical treatment. While the symp-
toms seem to be similar to those Of
ordinary Indigestion, yet the medi-
cines universally prescribed do not
seem TO restore the patients normal
condition.
Mrs. Pipkham claims that there
10 . kind Of dyspepsia that is caused
by arrangement of the female organ
ism, and which, while it causes dis
turbance similar to ordinary indiRes-,
astioA, cannot be relieved without 1
medicine which not only acts as .
stomach tonic, but has peculiar uterine
tonic effects as well.
Thousands of testimonial let
tiers prove beyond question that
nothing will relieve this distress.
Ing condition SO surely as Lydia
II. Pinkham's Vegetable Cons
pound. Itsalways works in har-
0ony with the female system.
Mrs. Pfnkham advises sick
SAWomenif Free. AddreSs Lynn, Mass.
e@tZ=E
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
Hot Air.

Atlanta Constitution: "w'y don't you
put mo hell in your sermons, Brer
Williams?"
We'll. wen I gives 'em too much er
1t de congregation makes such a noise
fannin deyself ! hez ter order q re-
cassn
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
Reflections of a Bachelor.

New York Press: Easy lies the head
that wears a new bonnet
A woman's face is her fortune and
her clothes her husbands misfortune
Most men worry a sight more OWE
their digestion than they do over their
salvation.
The more times a man gets married
the less sense he seems to have about
not doing 1t again.
Some kinds OF women's clothes don't
seem to be made for any other reason
except to make men wonder how they
car find out about then&
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
It Requires COURAGE.

say?"
Well, rather. Why, we tested it last
night"
How"
w dared him to dine at a swell res
taurant and come out without tipping the
waiter. and he did it,"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05

There are three-storied streets in New
York where the underground surface
and elevated street railways come to.
gether.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
A Quick Renlv.

Chicago News: please send me ten
telegraphed the slangy college
boy. The old man frowned and wired
back:
Il don't W an india reservation.
Spply to the Carlisle school,,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
Softened.

Philadelphia Press: Mrs. McGrath-I,
wasn't me husband at all that hit me.
Yer honor an OF hope ye'll lave hime go.
Magistrate-Do you mean to say you
lied before when o testified that he did
hit you2
Mrs McGrath-Shure. OF had no cause
70 lie then, but OF hov now. that's the
truth Ss &s
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05

81 THE Klean, Kool, Kitchen Kindn =
stoves keep you clean and cool. Eco
ssnomical and always ready. Sold at eoot
stove stores. S
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05

Women school teachers in Roun,ania
have been recommended by the min
lister OF public instruction to wear the
picturesque Wallachian peasant cos
tune.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-06-05
Proof to the Contrary

in lover"
"oh, I'm sure they're not"
"Sure?"
Certainly . Why. they haven't quar-