The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-03-01
IT WAS MERELY CRITICISM.
The Little Man in Tuxedo Takes His Wife to the The
atre With the Usual Results
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She entered the theatre with her husband a., little 5s
me other might AS they 2PProse5ed hs T ae5teS
she turned her husband and said to him in loud
Now. for heavens sake try and not step my skirt.
rhen she swept majestiealy down the aisle. followed
proper distance BY her waddling little husband they
took theT ssats ana sne ifS Tcr pioyed fingers
rs my hair an nattened q Ss IN u ilen aBob
at me ike gswk but just tell me if my hair is all
ne ubbed hr hair out Of the tan q his S eye
And much YOU know about it!" she said qnreason-
looked all right if i was flying all over my face like
Then She settled herself back IN her seat and began
arriving She nudged her husband after moments
study 90 the e asd there's that funnyoong back
NE Glanced over IN the direction indicated by his WIFE,
'Wii YOU ever get over that habit of staring at peo-
You see them without looking az them? .,-u
was 9qie oo q d lIs f rbat isr tbe same old pink
AH 4b ~ 6asn g5sarIe Since he deUge and
suppose she's taken it in once because she's getqn n
we know she'll BE- drying up and blowing away And
set persist in wearing pink is more than l-shshsh!
nov o0H iG0S itb tba man shes hooked and what the
poor mbeee can IN her is more than can teI yqS,
ers of money but. dear isn't he farmery looking,
do With his hands and feet How in the world though
Maude shadfaee ever got hold OF any Rh9 OF l man
f,v and she's built lust ike board, and she hasn't
anv more style her than fried oyster1ust look
at that fughtful magenta waist she's wearing, and u
there's shade of blue In that awful hat Of hers
there's twenyi there's thing, Maudes wei sea
soned She's every day old as am-We went TO the
Force school together and In the same grade anc
goodness knows that long enough ago.
"VVel I declare 70 there isn't Sally WaithoDe with
that never-poppng of hers. wonder II they are
married in this world or n they are
going 10 wait for the future life? He's been going with
her since long before got married and youn see them
moping around together everywhere and he gets S22
a wear too en- the departments, and yet there
poor sally getting old right IN 'front.' or hlSaly had
long dresses when was sull wearing my nalr pa a
pig tail-and sin he isn't saying that he Is Wn Aren
men the seifshest thingsI .
f'There comes that Bitter person and his poor little
wife Now would look how the hypOcrtte bends
over her pretonds be devoted % the poor little
abuses her dreadfuy when they alone and that she
doesn't even dare call her soul her Just watch
him help her off with Der wrap. the brute, trying 20
make folks believe that be - model husband ana al
at home and he even won't let hef put lutte
rovder ou her take the shine off. and makes
Ter wear her hair parted 40 the middle and compeo
straight down like fright if % were any part OF
mans business how his wife fixed her hair! They say
tba he's So stngv that she has 60 account 20
him for every nickel that she spends and II she IS
couple pennies out of the way az tneir econtlhs
he cuts 90 horribly they say somehow OF another
6odness alone only knows how she managed it-she had
6r rsfher come on the west 20 visit her during
~ a Al r. encampmeut and just because the old lads
stayed for couple o. month"; allet nc eleanpiil
vas over they saw that Bitter lnconunenty dumped heI
on o me house her flying back % her hons
I'm ia just Ike TO see any man treat my mother
that way. i would
There's that Gethunk girl and ner poor, weak Wa0
bling apology husband. Actuely they say that shs
heats him. and wouldn't all surprised My doesn.
Sha Tartar with that iron Jaw and nigh cneel
bones2 Dawn AZ Atlantic Clfy las sumner she accused