Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-07


enough. So we pitched camp and the
next mornin' proceeded to business
"'The fust thing is to hold an elec-
tion,' says Mac.
81 nominate one who it amt neces-
sary to waste no words on says Scott
Thomas, risin' up and addressin' the
convention bout the campfire, fer
treasurer of this yere county-by the
way, what name be ye goin' to give it?'
CT sorter thought Dinwiddie would
be bout the size,' Mcintosh replies,
after the battle of Dinwiddie court
house. and because it has a good mouth
full like sound
"'Jest so,' says Scott, goin' on, the
envious record of our Teller county citi-
zen is knowed to everybody as well as
his high and unqualified abilities to
fulfill the position of treasurer of Din
widdie county. Sol nominate the Hon.
Robert Mcintosh. late of Ohio, and T
reckon no galoot in this yere conven-
tion has nerve enough to present an
other candidate
THE nomination was made unani-
nous and other officers was nomina ted,
Scott Thomas was made prosecuting
attorney, was put up for sheriff. and
Doc Tobie for clerk. and the rest of the
Offices arranged for. It is amazin' to
think how our whole ticket was carried
without dissentin' vote Every man
was elected with surprisin' unanimity
in bout two minutes.
1--WE had little rally with the help
of some liquorids slowed away in the
wagon and Mac made us a speech. Saws
he:
Gentlemen, we have taken mighty
step in the spreadin' of civiliza ton and,
the rights and delights of liberty. We
have launched hegira of commerce.
the immensely of what it appalls me,
gentlemen, to attempt 10 grasp hold of.
lean see this yere waste of buffalo grass
and Texas ticks dotted with the homes
of happy settlers, traversed with
macad-e-nlized pixies convergin' in
pop'lous marts and forums. This cleo
ton to-day will go echoin' down the
corridors of time like steam calliope,
and perpetuate our memories along
side of Julius Caesar and John C. Cal
houn. I guess that's bout all I got to
say
"Scott Thomas wanted to make a.
speech, but we wouldn't let him. In
the aftern Don we hitched up and start
ed back to New Athens. Just as we was
crossin' the county line Doc Tobie hol-
lers out, Hold on, boys, we amt got
no AUDITOR
"Sure 'nough, we'd plumb forgot
bout that office, and then we was
throwed into d mess becuz every man
had an office already, and the law, so
Tobie insisted, forbid Teller holc1n'
| more than one public job alta time. At
| last says, How bout the niger?
"Without gittin' out of the wagon
we nominated and elected thf ok
county auditor, and right we'll =. IL
blasted coyote appreciate the NJ.
| AS soon as we got home Mac ilted
some $1,000 school bonds. We Lad Il
| devil of a time with the auditor, for he
held US up for quarter every time he
! made the hen tracks what stood for his
name. A threat to impeach him never
| feazed him.
81 didn't have nothin' to OF wi it, he
says. Ma time is sut'nly with some
thin, an SEEM as you all amt paid me
fer that cookin' yit I jest fixes the price
of my autograft at a Quartah.'
eve chased around and raked up
enough to buy Mcintosh a outfit, and
he sailed for London to place the bonds.
That was the last we ever see of him.
We held on, hopin' he'd make a stake
and show up. Finally things was in
such shape you couldn't raise an aver
| age of three drinks week, though on
| account of the hard times the freight
! age was split to two for Is cents. One
spring day, bout two years after Mac
left, agent showed up from England
lookin' fer the officers of Dinwiddie
county. We never let on that we
knowed thing, but asked what for he
wanted 'em.
"'Why, you know says he, 4 want
to collect the interest on some school
bonds now two years accreted, and
some way, you know. can't find the
responsible parties
I
had sold them bonds for SOS, 900 gold.
Maybe we wasn't sore, but we wasn't
anything beside Macs wife, what had
been keepin' us as boarders, expectin'
any day to see her husband float in with
a big roll and take her back to her folks
in Ohio. We'd promise to pay her with
our share in the bond sale. When her
fit WAS wore out givin' it to Macs soul
| she turned on US and demanded her
board money. We didn't know what to
do, for we couldn't one of us put up the
fare to Blue Butte, the station out of
| town.
'At Judge Virgins suggestion. how
ever, we all had game of hearts over
the question, and the loser, what was
Scott Thomas, married the widow and
cancelled the debit
Nelson doesn't use any cheap stuff in
! Dishinq his Di1OtOQraD hs.