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The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20
nus1NEss cHANCEs-contlnued.

BIG profits will be realized during the next
few weeks in December wheat. The oppor-
tunity offered by the wheat market for
quickly realizing large profits has seldom
been equaled. DO not let this unusual oppor-
tunity escape you but write for our free
booklet which tells all about our original
methods and clearly explains the wonderful
advantages of wheat investments at this
time. No matter what your position
cupation this booklet will prove highly in
teresting and profitable TO you. With the
booklet we send the latest information con-
cerning the wheat situation showing just how
and when to invest. Experience on your part
is unnecessary and large capital is not re-
quired. Your account will be handled by an
experienced and reliable broker and you will
be fully informed as to the progress Of your
account Your investment is subject to with
drawal on demand and is at all times under
your control Do not fail to investigate our
methods. II costs you nothing and may be
the means OF your realizing fortune Delmar
Grain Co. suite IL. Granite block. St Louis.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20
HELP wANrED-FEMALE-con.


GIRL for cooking and housework, 2 in family
In Berkeley $50, all expenses paid: waitress
and parlormaid, $50; cook, 3 in family, $35;
a laundress for hotel. $50; head waitress for
hotel. $50; good mattresses for boarding
houses in city, $25 each; a German cook for
for places In city and country; also a num-
Der OF girls for general work in institutions
at $50. MISS PLCNKETT, 425 Sutter st.
WOMEN and girls wanted to work on fruit
and canning; steady work; highest wages
Apply california Canneries Co., Brannan ST..
between Third and Fourth.
WOMEN and girls to work on fruit; steady
employment; day and piece work; highest
wages. CODE-PORTWOOD CANNING co.
Bryant and Tenth.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

A CHANCE Of a lifetime; fortune for 40 per-
sons, for each State first months receipts
pays cost. Why don't 1 keep a good tht.ig
myself? Because L have the patent right to
more territory than l handle. Call
address E. PRICE. room %. 993 Market ST.;
to D. m: on Sunday 1 to s.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20
'ETERsEN REALTY co.

PETERSEN REALTY CO.,
1888 Market ST.. Phone Folsom 351S.
Sells. buys and exchanges city and country
real estate. hotels. rooming- houses, flats,
restaurants bakeries groceries, ETC. in
surance placed loans made.
Quick sales and fair profits our motto.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20
HELP wANrED-MALE-cop.

SUNDAY.
OFFICE OPEN
TO-DAY (SUNDAY).
MURRAY & READY
PHONE MAIN 5S4S 634 and $50 Clay St
LEADING EMPLOYMENT < Labor Agts.
Office half block long: IL clerks employed: :
by our own printing plant publish
FREE Bulletin of Labor. containing every
position segregated under departments. ready
for distribution Z a. M; also noon and even
ing editions. GET ONE FREE. German
Italian, French. Spanish, Portuguese Greek
spoken.
THIS IS WHAT
MADE Us FAMOUS
We know distinction between man and
man.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

YOU ARE ALL EQUAL
YOU ARE ALL WELCOME.
1902 WE GAVE 1908 WE LII GIVE
As 900 MEN WORK. 6O,OOO MEN WORK.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

THE California Debris Commission having re-
ceived applications 20 mine by hydraulic
process from c. A Poage, in Phelps Hill
mine. near NashinEton, Nevada County.
Cal. draining into Jefferson Greek, which
reaches South Yuba River; from Plumas
Mines Company, in Plnmas mines, near
Quincy. Plumas County Cal. draining into
Squirrel Creek which reaches North Fork Of
Feather River; from Excelsior Hydraulic
Mining Company, in Excelsior nine near
Lowell Hill Nevada County. Cal. draining
into North Fork Steep Hollow Creek which
reaches Feather River gives notice that
meeting Will be held at room &c. Flood build
a. 80 D. M
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20
HELP wANTED-MALE.

A POSTOFFICE examination will be held in
San Francisco November IS to secure clerks
and carriers; an advanced education is not
necessary but careful training is; we prepare
by mail a large per cent of the successful
ones. For full information send for an
nouncement and questions used by the Gov
ernment. Columbian Correspondence College,
Washington, d. c.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20
FLAIs TO LET

A-HOUSES and flats to let; an immense list;
service absolutely free take advantage Of
this department.: It will you time and
trouble. Cordes Furniture Co., 245-259 Geary
St, the square.
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MErrING NoTICEs-Continued.
AGENTS WANTED.

s.. 90 PER HOUR and upward POSITIVE. The
manufacturers of the BEST, most attractive
and RAPID SELLING ladies' and men ;
dress shoe known desire men and women
demonstrators everywhere. Ten NEW, re-
marksble sight selling health and comfort
features: original selling plan; possibilities
unlimited NO RISK. Write to-day.
Kushion Konfort Shoe Co., 1855 Market St,
San Francisco. Cal.
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WE want men and women OF good standing in
every community in the United States and
Canada to represent Hustlers, as soon as
they learn the business can earn So per day
and upward: money is required Address
T. J. Bradshaw. President, room COZ Granite
block, St Louis, Mo.
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SEWING MACHINE OPERATORS AND RIV-
ETERS; NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
PAID SALARY. LEVI STRAUSS & co. s
EACTORIES. 3215 FREMONT ST. AND 1873
MISSION. NEAR FIFTEENTH.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

UNITARIAN Church CSecond). corner Goth and
Capp SITS Take Mission Valencia St car)
Rev. jay William Hudson, minister: resi-
dence, 800 Capp St The Sunday school is at
9:S5 o'clock ". c. Maxwell, superintendent.
Az the morning service, at IL o'clock. Rev.
Jay William Hudson VIII preach: subject.
Play King and Real Music by orchestra
and choir. directed by Jabish Clement All
seats free. Strangers cordially welcome. No
regular evening service.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20
sPIRITUALISM.

TTENTION-Professor Fred Evans, the
worldfamed pnyshc for clairvoyance slate
writing. etc, consulted on all important
spiritual. Office, 1112 Eddy St. near Octa-
Via; hours. 10 TO 1; other hours by appoint
ment; interviews So; development of medi-
umship a speciality. Why waste time and
money consulting cheap, undeveloped un-
reliable mediums in questionable quarters
when you witness convincing, reliable
phenomena under conditions that permit of
your mothers, wives and children investi-
eating the same with confidence and respect
ability? Call send stamp for circular
containing testimonials from the leading in
vestlgators well s occult and spiritual
societies and journals of the world.
SCHOOL OF parIor entertainment mystery and
occuit learning; parlor entertainment every
evening, o'clock sharp, except Sunday; 25c
Room l26 Murphy bldg, 1895 Market st.
ARRIVED-PROF. FRED p. EVANS. the ia
nous psychic: stamp for circular. 1112 Eddy
St. near Octavia.
EDWARD EARLE. 1852 Ellis. readings daily,
$3.50 to 4; seances Sunday and Thursday.
ETHEL CRINDLE. materializing seance this
eve, O'Clock; 80 cents. Ills Post st.
CLAIRVoYANTS.
ATTENTION 81 81 81 81 81
Ny regular So readings this week for
III 81 81 81 81 81 81
PROFESSOR PAUL DESTINE.
The first registered Trance Clairvoyant and
NN
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TO let-Flat. 2s65 Broderick. SW. cor. Fibert
rooms bathroom dncluding servants room
in basemenD; rent S35: open from to
daily; new and in perfect condition: grand
marine view; a few steps from Union-st.
cars. w ]. GUNN, $50 California ST.,
Savings Union building.
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FURNITURE WANTED.

A. WOLLPERT. TT3 Mission. phone Red 4462.
buys. rents. repairs, packs furniture, carpets.
Cal. Auction House pays highest prices for fur
niture. flats, etc. 1f05 Mission tel. Mint 24S1.
A. L. SToRRS pays highest cash prices furni-
ture. carpets. etc; tel. Larkin 1851. 634 Ellis.
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CHURCH SERVICES.


CALVARY Presbyterian Church corner OF
Jackson and Fillmore sts.-RsS. John Hemp
hill. D d. pastor. Morning service at IL
O'Clock; sermon topic, Prophecy and Pres
ent Conditions in Southern Europe" Even
ing service, 7:45 O'Clock; sermon topic. "Liv-
ing on the North Side OF Religion" The
pastor will preach at both services. Miss
Alys Rees. from London. England. will sing
solo the morning service Sabbath
school at $3.50 a. m; orchestral music. Chris
tlan EndeaYor meeting al $50 p. m. Prayer
meeting, Wednesday evening at o'clock
All are cordially invited.
ST. JOHNS Presbyterian Church. corner Cali
fornta and OctaVfa streets-Rev- George G
Eldrecge, pastor. Morning service at II
o'clock Evening service at Z :45 O'Clock. at
which there will be special musical ser
vice. Sunday school al 9;45 a. m; Christian
Endesvor Society. vacation. Prayer meeting
Wednesday evening at o'clock
UNITARIAN Church CFirst). sw. cor. Geary
and Franklin sts.-Rev. Bradford Leavitt
minister Rev. Bradford Lesvitt and Charles
A Murdock. supts OF Sunday school, The
Junior church and Sunday school are at 10
o'clock The morning service is at IL o'clock
ReN. Bradford Leavitt VIII preach. Music
by male quartet under direction OF H. Breth-
erfck. orEanist. Parents may leave children
with the kindergarten during service. All are
cordially invited. There is no evening ser
vice.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

FIRST Congregational Church. corner Post and
Mason sts.-Rev. George c. Adams, ID,
pastor viii preach at both services. At IL
a. m topic Conversion That Endures Per
secution" At 7:45 p m topic They Took
knowledge Of Them That They Had Been
With Jesus" All are cordially invited.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

CUT THIS OUT-GOOD FOR 80 CENTS.
Bring this ad with 30 cents and you will re-
ceive a correct astrological delineation worth
81. prepsratory TO the advancement of a
course in psychology which teaches US how
to live and be successful in everyday life;
this holds good until September 26. MRS.
ELSIE d. LASHER, teacher Of psyche ther-
apeutics 2510 Sutter ST.; hours to p. m.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

IS to work on fruit; steady
y and piece work; highest
'ORTWOOD CANNING CO,
h.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

Statesmen wanted-Two able travelling sales
for profitable speciality lines one
hundred million dollars worth sold last year;
favorable. long time contract to men worth
good salaries Address box 1861, Joliet, Ill.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

FLAT-5 rooms etc; Ellis-st. corner; rent $50;
furniture for sale on easy terms; 3 rooms now
occupied; brings rent this is bargain
MURDOCH, Chronicle bldg, San Francisco
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

NOE, 1856 cor. Etizabeth-A Groom nat !;
all modern improvements; convenient to Cas-
tro and Twenty-fourth st. cars; rent reason
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20
DREssMAKERs AND sEAmsTREssEs
EDUCATIONAL.

A-CALDWELL College of Oratory, Acting.
Opera and Authorship; largest in the west
IA teachers; positions guaranteed; fall term
begins sept. Z; day and evening class; beautl-
fu new catalogue free. 1895 Market cor 9TH.
The San Francisco call., 1903-09-20

LADIES to do piecework at their homes: we
Icrnlsh all materials and pay from 81 to $12
weekly Send stamped envelope to Royal
c., 81 Monroe St, Chicago.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01

The compass Of deceit points to dis
aster.
Shattered ideals are dimOuls to
mend.
Hard work II the best sort Of physi-
cal culture.
The chronic borrower is usually out
on q strike.
After a man marries be begins to
lose his oonceit.
Position has a good deal to do with
overcoming opposition.
Practicle people are not usually
given to practical jokes.
Spring Is shorter than Il used to be,
and so Is the spring poet.
A new woman's pocket joke is as
hard to and as the pocket.
Some judges. indulge in epigrams
and others In long sentences.
A man tild the soil It'll the end Of
life and then not have a till full.
Stiffness and lonesomeness are
after all, the two great griefs OF old
age.
A girls smiles often tows a young
man in and her fathers boot toes him
out.
It's the black sheep of the family
that often inaccuracies as spring
lamb.
It is easier to Judge some men by
their coats than by their promissory
notss.
Marconi should next proceed to all
a longfelt want by inventing wireless
politics.
The noticeable thing about the man
of one idea Is that his idea Is usually
no good.
Don't Judge people by sheir clothes
unless 6ou see the family wash out on
the line.
No. Cordelia, we can't c~onscieu-
tiousiy recommend the footpad for
cold feet.
The average woman can spot an old
style dress Dy 6ne shape ana size Oh
the sleeves.
II a person is very energetic, every
one who huddles over q fire to get
warm looks lazy to him.
When q woman starts in TO make
money, to show her husband how easy
it is, her efforts are always funny.
The more experiences we have with
health foods the more sympathy we
have for our old g~rass-eating friend.
Nebuchadnezzar.
When sensational preachers de-
nounce sensational newspapers from
the pulpit, the sensational newspaper
might retaliate by denouncing the
sensational preachers, but the sensa'
tional newspapers usually have some
thing else to do.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01
SCALP HUMOURS
Itching, SCaly and GTustSd
With Loss Of Hair
Speedily Cured by GutIGura
Soap and Ointment
When Every Other Remedy and
Physicians Fail.

Warm shampoos with Cuticurs Soap
and light dressings Of Cuticura, the
great skin cure, at once stop falling
hair, remove crusts, scales and dandruf,
soothe irritated, itching surfaces, des-
troy hair parasites, stimulate the haiT
foIlicles, loosen the scalp skin, supply
the roots with energy and nourish-
ment, and make the hair grow upon a
sweet, wholesome, healthy scalp when
all else fails.
Millions Of the worlds best people
use Cuticura Soap, assisted by Cuticura
Ointment, the great skin cure, for pre-
serving, purifying and identifying the
skin, for cleansing the scalp Of crusts,
scales and dandruf, and the stopping
Of falling hair, for softening. whiten-
ing and soothing red, rough and sore
hands, for baby rashes, itchings and
chafings, In the form Of baths for n
noying irritations and infiammatiOns,
or too free or offensive perspiration, In
the form Of washes for Lucrative weak
nesses, and many antiseptic purposes
which readily suggest themselves to
women, as well as for all the purposes
Of the toilet, bath and nursery. Cuti-
cura Soap combines in one soap at n
price the best skin and complexion
soap and the best toilet, bath and baby
soap In the world.
Complete treatment for every hui
mour, consisting Of Cuticura Soap, to
cleanse the skin, Cuticura Ointment, to
heal the skin, and Cuticura Pills, to
cool the blood, may now be mad for
one dollar. A single set is often suffi-
cient to cure the most torturing, disfg-
uring, itching, burning and scaly hui
mours, eczemas, rashes and irritations,
from infancy to age, when all else fails.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01
S& A HANDSOME LOT ~ N
~" GATHERED GEMS. g.

You must never tell a girl when you
are going 10 kiss her nor anybody else
after you have gone and done II.
Il Is difficult to find q man who
reaches his grave without becoming a
Danger sige to those around him.
The Burdick Ease furnishes q horri-
BILE example Of the mischief making
power of an evil woman's beauty.
Women who smoke seem to get as
much pleasure out of 1t as they do
trying to balance their check books.
The man who wouldn't try to kiss a
pretty girl in the dark wouldn't know
enough to pretend it was an accident.
The fellow who sits down and waits
for his rich relations to die must con-
slider that they are worth their wait in
gold.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01

Miss Nora Stanton Batch, grand.
daughter of Elizabeth Oady Stanton,
saws she will ''continue Mrs. Stantou's
work" What did Mrs. Stanton do?
She was about as hard working 90
hard as that other old laborer, Susan
b, Anthony.
SCOT the grip at your houseP What
are you taking for it?"
1--WE take quinine and whisky"
"Pawl Disagreeable mixture, isn't
it,"
"Don't known-never tried It. My
wife takes the quinine and / take the
whisky"
Woman is often referred to by man
as "doubling his Joys and halving his
sorroWs." That may be compliment
tary but It would seem to be rather
hard on the woman. For In plain
terms Il means that where things are
going well with the man his wife
makes them 60 better. But when
things are going III With him, he ex-
poets the wife to share half bis bur-
den. And there's more truth than
poetry In this presentation OF mascu-
line ~sellshness. Men don't appreci-
ate the fact that the strain Of mother
hood alone is . burden bigger than al
the loads that rest upon male shout
ders. They Bee the wife grow thin,
pale, nervous and worn without q
thought that she is over-burdened
Among the pleasant letters received
by DR.. Pierce are those from husbands
who have walked up before II vas too
late to the crushing burdens laid upon
the wife, and the search for help have
found In Dr.. Pierce's FavOrite Pres
cription 8 restorative which have
given back to the mother the health
Of the maiden and the maiden's hap
plness. aFavorite Prescription" a.
ways help, and most always cures. II
has perfectly cured ninetY.eight Oul
of every hundred women who have
used &c when amioted with diseases
peculiar e women.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01

II girl is boy struck, and can't
help it, she shouldn't let on.
In the days Of chivalry one man
struck another with his glove. Now
he uses a sandbsg.
Not even the accomplished pianist
can strike the right key when he stag
gers up to his front door at 3 a. m.
We have always had an idea that
the birth Of twins Is as big a surprise
as any one ever knew anything about.
II q man is a church member. his
reputation for sincerity is in jeopardy
every time the women members hold
q sale.
Two men had a fierce quarrel today,
"I told you So" said one. "You're q
liar" replied the other; "you never
told me at all"
Three couples living in this vicinity
are accused of running away. Peo-
pie hope they viii keep running
good radiance.
In a small town people cannot be.
come accustomed to paying for either
music or advertising. They think
both should be free.
You are busy foOling others, Others
are busy fooling you. It's all a waste
Of time. A straightforward course
would be better for everybody.
Right down on the dead, now, dom
you think there ought to be three Of
four people taken out and hanged fol
secretly and maliciously doing yor
dirt?
They are telling of q woman who
attended q late amateur performance
and laughed out loud. The parents
of the performers were very indlg'
nant, but the others could not blame
her.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01
ouE notice Is SERVED.

Due notice is hereby served on the
public generally that DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve + the only salYe on the
market that is made from the pure.
unadulterated witch hazel DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve has cured thousands
Of cases Of piles that would not yield 70
any other treatment, and this fact has
brought ont many worthless counter
fsits. Those person who get the genu.
inc DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve are
never disappointed. because Il cures,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01

An ingenious American has invent
ed an envelope which records OF itself
any attemp to tamper with its con-
tents. The flap is imbued with some
chemical composition which when
operated on by q dampening process
or any other means of penetrating to
it's Enclosure records the transaction
by causing the words "Attempt to
open" to appear.
The Gear recently issued a ukase
evidently intended to convince the
world that he really intends to makes
the lives of the poor Russian subjects
much pleasanter. 1t is not generally
regarded as sincere. One Of the Lon
don journals says the Ozar is pouring
new wine into very old bottles, and
and the gingerly way the operation is
performed proves his uneasiness as to
the ultimate results.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01

No portion of the United States has
made greater progress in the last year
or two than the South. Northern and
foreign capital is rapidly invading
that section, finding profitable invest
ment in the various industries and
factories that are being rapidly devel-
oped aud built. The great influx Of
settlers is creating an increased de-
mand for land OF all kinds and prices
are gradually advancing as they viii
for years to come.
There is q defeat that comes though
over confidence. Ever realize the
mistake Of Understanding the
strength of an enemyP He is not 8
make believe, bet q real force to be
reckoned with.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01
RoRREp X oRANEp.

A startling incident, Is narrated by
John Oliver Of Philadelphia, as follows:
i was in an awful condition. Ny skin
was almost yellow. eyes sunken. ton
que coated, PAIN continually In back
and sides, no appetite, growing weaker
day BY day. Three physicians had
oiver me up. Then I was advised e
use Electric Bitters; to my joy, the
hraf bottle made q decided improve
ment. I continued their use for thre'
weel-s. and am now q well man.
know they robbed the grave Of another
victim No one should fail to try
them. Only Coo, guaranteed.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01

A woman says, "Wish I yer q man;
/ would do 80 and So" A man, says,
"Wish I we're 8 woman; l wouldn't
have to do so and So"
The Bullying Foreheads r paying
q lot of attention to the race problem
while a more puzzling question, the
kin problem, remains unsolved.
When q man returns from a visit,
all the information his women folks
can get out of him Is by applying
questions that are answered "yes'
mr. tsnoU
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01

A Vickburg mar has Just married .
girl who can speak four different lan-
Ruages. The poor fellow had never
been married before and didn't know
the diff.
There r many m~iddle-aged Ameri.
cans who win regret to learn Of the
death Of Dean Farrar, whose pen add
ed so muce to the pleasure Of their
~ohFfdhood
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01
A SWEET BREATH

is a never falling sign Of a healthy
stomach. When the breath is bad the
stomach is out Of order. There Is nc
remedy in the world equal to Kodol for
D1 spepsia and all stomach disorders.
Mrs. Mary s. Crick, Of White Plains,
KY, writes; Il have been a dyspeptiC
for years-tried all kinds Of remedies
but continued to grow worse. By the
use of Kodol I began to improve al
once, and after taking a few bottles am
fully restored in weight, health and
strength and can eat whatever I like,
Kodol digests what you eat and makes
the stomach sweet.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01
AoRFAT %sENsATIoN.

There was a big sensation in Lees.
vile, Ind. when W. h. Brown Of that
place, who vas expected 80 die, had his
life saved by DR.. Kings New DiscoY-
cry for Consumption, He writes; 81
endured insufferable agonies FROM Asth-
ma but your New Discovery gave me
immediate relief and soon thereafter
effected a complete cure" Similar
cures of consumption, Pneumonia,
Bronchitis and Grip are numerous.
It's the peerless remedy for all throat
and lung trobbles. Price SOC and $1.00.
Guaranteed.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01

Il Is nov said that ex-senator
jones' judgment In voting for the
Panama canal route lie to be vlndlcat-
ed. He is on the slate az n of the
commissioners.
The Rev. DR.. Parkhurst hasn't YET
started that model newspaper of his,
but he manages to get a few write-upf
even without doing any leap-frog
stunts these days.
The sugar makers seem to be hav.
ing shot times" between the passage
of the Cuban reciprocity treaty and
the fact that 1t is too warm for the
maple sugar sap to run.