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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
.DoDGING THE POSTWAR TODAY

Everybody Gets More or Less Mail
This Morning
The man or woman who rarely gets
letter of any kind will scarcely be
overlooked today-and more especial
y If she be simpering young thing
of the vintage of the sixties of seven
ties For this is Valentines day, and
the p0stman is going out loaded with
the tender missives, as we'll as full
stock of comics The sale of Yalen-
tines in Americas has beeu heavy dur
ing the past several days, and every
small boy and girl, as we'll as some OF
the older ones, have thus invested
and wall be or hand today to await
results.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
THE VETERANS STILL CALLING
Upon Judge Allen For the Checks
Due Them.

Judge Allen paid out Yesterday
another batch of pension checks here,
and today will probably finish paying
off the hundred pensioners. The Times
Recorder yesterday stated, inadver-
tentlyt that the checks were drawn
upon the Planters Bank, when in fact
they were drawn upon the Bank of
Commerce, which several weeks ago
was designated a state depository.
Any of the banks here, however, will
gladly cash veterans check for him,
though payment is made through the
Bank of Commerce.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
DeWltt's Witch Hazel salYe.

The only positive cure for blind, bleed
ing, itching and pIo,r1ding piles, cuts,
burns, bruises, ecz4ma and all abrasions
OF The skin D9Witt's is the only Witch
Hazel salve that $ made from the pure
n1adultoratad wilton haze-an others
are coun,crfeits. IeWltts Witch Hazel
S .Iye 5 ma lie 10 oure-couuterfeits are
made t. cell. w. A. Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
STAR soARDER is A PEAcHLET
Plenty of Fun Is Promised When He
Gets Here.

IT you are out for a good hearty
laugh, and for all the laughs contained
in funny farce comedy, and if you
are DESTROYS of assisting IN testing the
seating capacity of the opera house, it
will be your cue to attend the perfor-
nance of 'The Star Boarder" at the
opera house on Monday night next
The company is large one, and with
out doubt among the very best that
will visit here this season
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Richmond, Virginia.
AMERlcus is SHIPPING STOCK

Fine Animal Here Brings Fancy Price
in North.
Mr., Cliff c. Clay sold yesterday to a
wealthy citizen of D&nbury, Conr., a
fine bay horse, owned by his father,
the late Capt. G. @. Clay, aud which
the gentleman from Danbury saw and
admired upon a visit here recently.
The price paid for the Americus nag
was 1000 even money, and he goes
north today by New York steamer.
Americas horses are esteemed in the
north. A little pacing mare, formerly
owned here by Mr.. Will G. Turpin and
sold by him to other parties, went for
So, 900 at a stock sale in New York
recently. Mr.. Turpin also owned once
the Clay horse that was Id yesterday
for 81, 900.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
MYSTERIOUS Circumstance.

Ono was pale and sallow and the other
fresh and rosy. Whence the difference?
She who is blushing with health uses
DR.. Kings New Life Pills to maintaio
t. By gently arousing the lazy organs
they compel good digestion and head off
constipation. Try them. Only 25c, at
DR.. E. j. EIdridge, druggist.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Wanted.

Men TO Learn barber trade. ALWAYS
rush for BARRIERS IN Spring. Prepare
now. Years saved by our method.
Steady practice, tools, diplomas, po-
sitions and board given. Catalogue
mailed free Moler Barber College,
New Orleans, La.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
The New Wrist Bag.

so new styles Wrist Bag, extra
long chain in black, seal, gray and
brown, specially priced for this
week at 80 cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Black Taffeta Silks.

100 yards fine guaranteed black
Tafeta silk, SO inches wide really
worth $1,69. Well price this as
a strong leader for this week at
$1.35.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
DECISION is STILL WITHHELD
Nothing Further in Police Commits
sion Case

1t was fully expected that Judge
Littlejohu might render decision yes
terday IN the proceedings instituted
recently by the new board of police
commissioners against the old board in
an effort to GUST the latter from office.
Judge Littlejohn has been quite I'M
we'll for day or two, however, and his
decision may be delayed thereby. In
the meantime the two police boards
chew the rag and await to see which is
going to sidestep the blue tag in the
proceedings now pending.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
WILL INSTALL a NEW PASTOR
Interesting Exercises mt the Presby-
terrain Tomorrow.

The services installing Rev, J. l.
Irwin, as -pastor of the Presbyterian
church, Will take place on Sunday
morning at II O'Clock A commission
consisting of Rev. Il. E. Douglass, of
Macon, and Rev. Alex Kirkland OF this
place Will have charge of the service.
Ii Will be an interesting occasion and
the public is cordially invited to at
tend. Mr.. Douglass is one of the most
eloquent young ministers in the synod
of Georgia, aud will preach at both
the morning and evening services.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
China and japanese Mating.

We are showing the largest and
prettiest line of China and japanese
Mating ever brought to a southern
market; must be seen to be appre-
ciated. AT prices lower than the
lowest.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
GEO D. wHEATLEY GEO. D. wHEATLEY,
Mere Cheapness Does Not Pay.

There is no economy in it, there's profit 1t for
sellers or consumers. For one person who is
hunting for 1b lots, sde-tracked styles, and shod
dy make-shifts there are fifty who want the
straight reliable stuff at the right price. This store
caters to your intelligence as well as your economy
and cannot too often emphasize the wisdom of buy
ing the best, the very best that your means will
afford This kind of trading pays at the end.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Solid South.

In the Solid South where reside the best
house-keepers on earth, the sale of "GOOD
LUCK" exceeds that of all other Baking Pow
ders combined. This would not be unless 1t
made better bread than other brands.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
COlOred Dress Goods.

One lot splendid all wool Tailor.
ings and Suitings in snowflake eff
fects, very desirable for odd skirts,
tailor suits or children's dresses,
50 inches wide, specially priced
this week at rs cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
LARGE AUDIENCE WILL ATTEND
Performance at Theatre This After
noon and Night,

That widely advertised and most
laughable of comedies 'HelIo Bill''
will be presented in Americas today
FOR the first time, though already it
has created on ocean of fun from
Maine to Texas and has been witness
ed by uncounted thousands. A splen-
did company of capable artists will
present the play here and Americas
play goers may see it twice, both at
matinee this afternoon and again to-
night. There has been a large ad
vance sale of seats, and "aeIlo Bill''
will doubtless 'he!lo" to one of the
largest and best pleased audiences OF
the season here.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Notice to Creditors

All persons indebted to j. r. Hud
son will please cal at my office and set.
tie at once to avoid claims being sued.
CAT g. r. ELLIS, Trustee.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
It Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry.

Ask today for Aliens Foot Ease. a
powder, / cures Chilblain, Swollen.
Sweating, Sore, Aching, Damp feet. Al
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14

Foley's Honey and Tar is best for
Group anc wboOping cough, contains no
opIates, and cures quickly. Careful
mothers keep it in the house.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Ribbons.

80 pieces Tafeta and Satin Lib
erty Ribbons, all the new shades;
also white and black at 25c, zoe,
and 15c, yard.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Ladies' Knit Skirts

The very best all wool goods in
light, blue, pink and red, and
trimmed with contrasting colored
stripes, regular price $1.25, to close
80 cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
WORKERS IN SUNDAY SCHOOLS
To Assemble in Annual Convention in
March.

The Americus Sunday schools viii
send delegates o the annual state Sun.
day school convention, which assem-.
bles in Madison in March. The con.
ventlon will last three days, beginning
Tuesday, the nth. The affair is inter.
UNCONVENTIONAL, and committees from
the Baptist, Methodist and Presbyte.
rian churches are already at work ar
ranging for the entertainment of dele.
gates. There will be about one hun.
dred in attendance.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
or Sale.

The McElroy home place in Brook.
Ign Heights. Apply to z. B, WiIliford
for bargain. 101
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Pointer DOG LOST.

Pointer; white with red spotq, vel
Kept; had on collar, No. 43. Reward
If returned to s. L. Sllle, Americus, Ga
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Monday and Tuesday Only.
AKA Bleached Fruit of the Loom,
only 30 yards to a customer at 71c.
Spring Madras.

$500 yards of fine Madras in
stripes and checks, fast woven col
ors at the extraordinary low price
129 cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14

Arrested aching and perspir1ng feet
by using foot comfort. 1Oc box. Rem
bert's drug store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
For Rent.

Four.room house, 3O8 Spring street
Apply next door. 13-1w.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14

1t is crime to save q dime when
your feet are aching all the time. 1Oc,
cures them. Rembert's drug store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
or Rent.

Two rooms for light housekeeping
down stairs at 1913 Forrtst street,
2-2 d. 2w.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14

Foiey's Honey and Tar cures the
cough caused by attack of la grippe. 1t
heals the lungs.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Mercerized WaiStingS,

One lot beautiful Mercerized
White Damasks, Examines and Ok
fords all the rage for early spring
waists at Ace, Soc, 25c, zoe and
20 cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Ladies' Hosiery.

80 dozen Ladies' fast black stock
ings, regular made, seamless, high
spliced heel and toe, worth 25c,
special pair for % cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
THEY COME IN CARS
AND go THEIR WAY,
People Who Came Or Went
Away Yesterday.
AMERIcus A MECCA FOR MANY

Your Own Name or That of a Friend
Nav Be Found Below In the Long
List of Yesterdays Visitors Who
Game Here,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
YOUR HEALTH AND

YOUR HEALTH AND
OUR SUCCESS. .,......,
Depends upon where you pur
chase such
WINES and LIQUORS
as may be required for hospitable
or medicinal purposes.
If we are favored with the orders
your household will know only the
purest goods and your pocket the
lowest prices.
Good quality in all grades and
moderate cost are not inconsistent
when profits are only fair.
AMERICUS WHISKEY co.
Phone 27o Cotton Avenue
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Lace Curtains.

Fifty pairs very pretty Ruffied
Muslin Cottage Curtains; usually
sold at $1.00 pair, specially priced
at rs cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-02-14
Light Bread.

When you get bread you should
get it nice and light. You want it
wholesome and palatable.
You need not put up with ordin-
airy bread when you can just as
well have Barney Balls Bread.
It's made for excellent and de-
sirable eating. Worth all it costs.
BARNEY BALL.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
Cures Blood Poison, Cancer, Ulcers

If you have offensive pimples or
eruptions, ulcers on any part of the
body, aching bones or joints, falling
hair, mucous patches, swollen glands,
SKIN itches and burns, sore lips or gums,
eating, fostering sores, sharp, gnawing
pains, then you suffer from serious blood
poison or the beginnings of deadly can
Ger. You may be permanently cured
10y taking Botanic Blood Balm (B. B,
~ made especially to cure the worst
blood ana skin diseases. Heals eyery
sore or ulcer, even deadly cancer, stops
all aches and pains and reduces all
swellings. Botanic Blood Balm cures
ming sores, carbuncles, scrofula. Drug
gists, 81. To prove it cures, sample of
Blood Bal sent free and prepaid by
Writing Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga.
Describe trouble and free medical ad-
vice sent in sealed letter. &c. Duke.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
Citation to Kindred and Creditors.
State of South Carolina,
County Of Union.

STATE or South Carolina,
County Of Union.
BY Jason NJ. Greer, Esq, Probate Judge.
Whereas, l. Frank Peake, Clerk of
Court, Union county, have mad, suit
to inc to grant him letters of Admins
tlation on the estate ands-eff.cts of
Marion M. Sumner, deceased.
These are, therefore, to cite and ad-
monish all and singular the kindred and
creditors of the said Marion Nj. Sumner.
deceased, that they be and appear before
me, in the Court of Probate, to be held
at Union q. H., South Carolina, on the
Goth DAY of March, next, after publi-
cation hereof, at IL O'Clock in TIE fore.
noon, to show cause, if any they have.
why the said Ae ministlation should not
be granted.
Given under my hand and seal thiy
9th day Of Feb. Ammo Domini, 1908.
JASON NJ. GREER,
Probate Judge.
Published on the 9Th day of r'eb.
1908, in TIE UNION TINES. Got,
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
CHAPTER II.

HARD SITUATION FOR \ MODEST MAN.
"fSyY1 WILL. will" he murmur-
bIa Z ed, staring down at the road
ES1S.5SI through the live oaks.
Gss.-sSss..sSJ AS he spoke there was n
step on the porch behind him. and a
deep voice broke his rcvcric. The youth
turned to meet his father.
"DrcamiMG again, Boyd" said the
elder rcprOvingly.
In appearance he was nearly the
counterpart OF his son. but with rcso-
luton added. decision acquired and
dreams lo@g lost in tcmpering eX-
pcricncC. His bushy hair was snow
white, although rot from age. for lie
was just turned fifty. His thick droop.
Ing mustachc and tufted imperial were
also white. AS he looked at his son
he presented n stern, weather beaten.
war worn face. Colonel Pcyton had
been a soldier. He had fought with
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
A Weak Stomach.

Causes weak body and invites disease.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cures and
strengthens the stomach, and wards off
and overcomes disease. ]. 3. Taylor, a
Tex, says: 81 could not eat because of
Il weak stomach. I lost all strength
and run down in weight. All that
money could do was done, but all hone
of recovery vanished. Hearing of some
wonderful cures effected by use Of Ko-
dol, l concluded to try it. The first bot
tie benefited me, and after taking four
bottles l am fully restored to my usual
strength, weight and health" +. G..
Duke,
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
Not In Society.

or pretentious but not we'll read
dame Of the Victorian period Lady Bull
wer used to relate this incident:
The conversation turned on literature
one day, and this lady, who aimed at
forming salon, got rather out Of her
depth.
who is this Dean Swift they are
talking about?" she whispered at last
to Lady Bulwer. II should like to in
vite him to one Of my receptions"
Alas, madam" answered Lady Bull
wer, 'the dean did something that has
shut him out OF society"
Dear me! What was thatY'
We'll, about a hundred years ago he
died" 4. .,...7.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
An Appropriate Quotation.

Or. Temples hatred Of verbosity was
intense. On one occasion his chaplain
was surprised to receive Il telegram
from the archbishop consisting of ONLY
tne words, Third John. 13 and H."
MystIhed. the chaplain turned up his
bioie and read: II had many things to
write. but will not with ink and pen
write unto thee. But / trust shall
shortly see thee and we shall speak face
10 race. Peace be to thee Our friends
salute thee. Greet thy friends by
name"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
Life and Accident Insurance.

The Aetna Life Insurance writes
policies not only for Life Indemnity.
but also policies that protect you in
case OF accident or sickness. The
only Old Line Company in the United
States to do this. Rates are yery
reasonable. This company is we'll
known and comment is unnecessary
am representing the above Com
pany and will be pleased to call on
any one wishing insurance. Write
me at Carlisle, S. G.
46-tf w. +. BATES, Agent.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20

distinction In the Mexican war four
| teen years before. Old soldiers usually
develop into the fat and red or the
thin and lean kind OF men. Colonel
| Pcyton was one of the latter class, al
though his temper was rs quick and
fierce us that of the most choeric and
gouty old veteran. His voice was full
and rich, and in pronunciation and ac-
cent betrayed his southern character
astics beyond question. Boyd's voice
was different. 1t was still southern
but not markedly so. He had lived so
long in the north and on the sea, and
he had tried so hard to mold it in
sterotypcd form, that it had lost most
of its distinguishing characteristics,
and except when he was excited it
was cosmopolitan and therefore monot-
onous.
Dreaming again, Boyd! It's not
good for an officer. 1 had hoped that
your Naval academy training, your ex-
pcrience as an officer, might get you
out OF that bad habit. But here you
are at it again, 1 see"
The old man frowned and shook his
head hopelcssly toward his son.
mo, father" said the young man
quickly, mot dreaming when you
spoke, but
"But what, sir? Only he pronounced
it "suh."
"Resolving'
"IIa, that's better! And resolving
upon what, pray?'
Resolving to take wife, sir. IF
can get her, that,is, SIR
a wife! y wife- in sudden sus.
picion.
"A wife, sir" answered his son
firmly.
"lIow old are YOU now, sir?" asked
his father, having partially digested
the unexpected announcement.
Just twenty-five, sir"
''Iou are young to speak of mar
riagc, lad"
'Ics, sir, l am" answered Boyd
promptly. But it is Il habit of our
family, sir, as 1 have heard. Mother
was sixteen, 1 think, when she mar
ricd you, and you were no older than
am yourself then, sir"
"Wcll, cr-yes, Of course" said the
colonel, rather taken aback by this
strikingly direct, If smiling. charge.
w ho tliS iu,S HOlc, bOs VI,
that YOU have not fallen in love with
some foreigner in Europe orr
mo, sir"
! "Or with any Yankee girl. \ man
should marry among his own people,
especially now. r.
"Wcll, SIR" said Boyd hesitatingly in
! spirit Of fun, II met her In New
England, at Boston, last winter, and
! p
Boyd Peyton, don't tell me that you
are going to marry outside of your own
class" thundered his father; that
YOU are going to ally yourself with one
of those Northern tradespeople-with
one of Lincoln's"-
No one could have exceeded the bit
ter contempt with which he spoke.
Father" cried the young man has
! tnv-- seeinG- vidanaae-n nf -..x .,I..sinr
ncr of his father, lit is Mary AMMAN"
"Why, God bless mc!' returned the
old man, greatly relieved, grasping his
son by the shoulders and giving him q
little shake. "Why didn't you say so:
Why, that girl is the pride of my life
the prcttiest girl In Mobile, the belle
of Alabama. You young dog! What
Go you mean By trying to fool your ia
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20

one Minute Cough Cure gives relief in
one minute, because it kills tho microho
which tickles the mucous menohro ~" vno
causing the cough, and at the same timc
clears the phlegm, draws ont the infia.
nation and heals and soothes tbe If,
fected parts. One Minute Cough Cnre
strengthens the lungs, wards Off nneu.
monia and is a. harmless and never fail.
ing cure in all curable cases of Couchs
Colds and Group. One Minute Cono3
Cure is pleasant to take, harmless and
good alike Tor young and old. F.C.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
Concerning Mistletoe.

In "Wild Fruits Of the Countryside"
the author gives some interesting in
formation about mistletoe. AS n para
site it possesses many curious peculiar
tiles, among others the fact that it is
the only plant whose roots refuse to
shoot in the ground. Another point
about mistletoe is that it is supposed
to grow ON the oak tree. Mistletoe
rarely grows on oaks. Most of 1t is
gathered from apple trees.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
a Weak
Stomach
TO BE CoNTIYUED.1

Indigestion Is often caused by over
eating. An eminent authority says
the harm done thus exceeds that from
the excessive use of alcohol. Eat all
the good food you want but don't I over
load the stomach. A weak stomach
may refuse TO digest. what you eat.
Ihen you need good digestant like
Kodol, which digests your food with.
out the stomach's aid. This rest and
the wholesome tonics Kodol Contains
Boon restore health. Dieting unneces-
sary. Kodol quickly relieves the feel
Ing OF fulness and bloating from
which some people suffer after meals.
Absolutely cures indigestion.
k0dol Natures Tonic.
Prepared only by e. O. DnwIrr q o.. .ohicseo.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
n Forclble Indictments,

Little Nell-I don't like my papa one
bit. He's awful selfish.
Mamma-He is?
Little Nell-Yes'm. He nearly sat
down on my dolly, an then, stead Of
takin' another chair, he took her chair
right away from her an left her ON th'
hard floor
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
Cut Out.

Girl = Who was that distinguished
looking foreigner that was announced
just now? 1 didn't quite catch the til
tie.
Other Girl-You won't either. lii Bull
lion has made catch Of that.-Chicago
Tribune.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
De Wits Witch Hazel SaIy G.

The only positive cure for blind, bleed
ing, itching and protruding piles, cuts,
burns, bruises, eczema and all abrasions
of the skin. DeWitt's is the only Witch
Hazel Salve that is made from the pure,
unadulterated witch haZel-all others
are counterfeits. DeWitts Witch Hazel
Salvc Is made to cure-counterfeits are
made to sell. +. G.. Duke.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
tees and G1iat6faAs, True

You are hereby notified that you must
make your annual returns TO TINS court,
The law requires you to make retur ms
each and every year. Ii you fail 10 do
SO you will forfeit Your commission,
The law will be strictly enforced in this
particular. JASON M. GREER
Jan. %, 1908. Probate ,JuCge
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20
Definite Dissertation.

johnny, it isn't tobacco sauce, it is
tabasco. Now, don't let me hear you
calling it wrong again."
NO, mamma
Two hours later at dinner-"Mamma,
l want some of that-that-that red
headed sauce that makes you mad."--
Washington Times.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-02-20

For one man who can stand prosperity
there are hundred that will stand
erSity.--Carlyle.