The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-27
THE NONPAREIL MAN

preached in Germany by sect who call
themselves mature men, All wear
semi -Adamite costume. The men wear
loin cloths only Meta Konhauser and two I
other mature women" wear a single short
tunic. The mature men" decline to have
their hair cut. 1t appeals to us that one
good active Lake Minnetonka mosquito
family would ruin the new religions far
as the clothing doctrine goes. return
to nature is all right, but it is possible to
return too violently.
A Kennebunkport Me-, prophet says
that there will be something doing on Oct.
6 next. Here's a part Of a circular which
he is sending out:
A submergence on that date may be expected
of the parts of the earths surface bounded on
one side by line from the southern border OF
the continent Of Scandinavi to Massachusetts,.
U. S. A., and passing over that state, Rhode
Island Connecticut and Others to Ell Paso.
Texas. and bounded on the other side by the
Gulf Of Mexico, the Mediterranean sea and
continuation of It's southern line to central Asia.
Districts at distance from the ocean and situ-
,ated to the southwark of large bodies of water
will likewise suffer from movement in re-
Spouse to a readjustment Of the earth's center
of gravitat1on.
This seems to indicate that the ocean
is certain to be submerged. This will
ruin the ocean liner business and have
it's effect on the fisheries. The world is
naturally anxious to know how the
prophet figures out this great cataclasm.
In the beginning the circular sets forth
that thirteen acres support the great
pyramid and thirteen ellis measure the
length of the stairway. Having read thus
far the rest, Of course, is obvious. With
the pyramid resting on thirteen acres and
holding thirteen ellis of stairway, our
planet is indeed insecure. On the night
Of Oct. we retire to our cyclone cellar.
They are having a Beauty Doctor"
war in San Francisco, three rival face
polishers being at outs and ready to tear
each others hair out. A DR. Williams
is now in jail as one result of the fuss.
The papers are getting much joy from
the excitement. DR.. Williams, who irons
the female face divine on Geary street,
advertised as follows:
After an extended experience in all parts OF
! the world and particularly successful year in
| London, where he applied his treat ment to roy.
atty and other of the most prominent women OF
| England, DR.. Williams has located at the above
| address, where he viii apply his treatment OF
beauty culture to those situated to desire
| his aid
| A rival skin specialist has caused
trouble by making complaint of criminal
| libel against the beautif1er The state
| nent which she declares to be libelous is
contained in brochure in which DR.. Will
| liams sets forth his method of treating
| the crowned heads of Europe for those
wrinkles and other blemishes from which
even the top sections Of royalty are not
exempt
| Among the interesting exhibits in court
have been the medicines" used in yank-
| ing the blemshes from the face of beauty.
First there is the Magnetical Skin Bleach:
then there is the Umguzi Oil, and it's rival
| the Zambes Ointment. If these do not
do the business your face is upholstered
with the Tissue Builders. Nos. and q
No. particularly recommended. Or you
may apply at nightfall a dash Of Paris
/ Cream Skin Food or the more delicate
| CreamweH Wells. Then comes the Freckle
iDisturber and Anti-Wrink, which is sup
posed to take out the wrinkles.
1t would seem as tho anybody whose
face troubled her was suffering I'M
necessarily A. j. r. :