Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-08-05

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great national weather bureau - <h #8
bothered with what appears ~ ~ E#8 >l
a. weak mind and unstable dis 1-@%ll
position, that when informs 03
man that certain day will be
bright and clear and balmy he
not real whether he will have &---0
to face rain defend himself
against cyclone with flowing the ""dheaded
name and tail. What need in
this country above everything weather prophecy that can be
counted weather prediction regulate his clock
VII" OF SET hen by and that will inform the resident
give his bath and when carry
in of the night air.
The trouble with the weather many parts States
that is entirely too extepoaneo and unprecedented
the taste To-day have rising temperature accompanied by
WINDS and general profanity but may have anything
from shower of 4ab hastones heavy accompanied
by red flannel underwear and rheumatism.
We tee therefore, pride setting down forecast for
next months weather which the public
joint and which safely will bay trusting
allow the skepcal reliability
weather entmnts to caught out rainstom eight miles
the umbrella.
August Vulcan the perspng blacksmith
standing the door of his shop holding m respondent
Aybrush that has gone bald and enough put
hind shoe hotheaded horse that trying
skyg About the time Vulcan yans up apron strings and be-
his opinion of the way things going great dis
looked for throughout SYSTEM AT this time
look for barns and other which flying through
the agaed frame of mind looking place down
and become acquainted
During this period large will be used
This will be good time for or
and bangle line in the large gaey blister
back of his neck This condition the fifth of the
month"; will drop temperature which will attract
general especially from the hotels
This period will last until the afternoon Of the 9TH During the
continuance of the cold advise housewives old
shawl pair of superannuaed ovas the family geanums
gooseberries Farmers will do well uposter
with bed quilting they get the before their
detect 1t would also be well poulc garden keep
the calves out of the cool air. Bed down the hens
with lavish hand.
Promptly the 9th the hot spell will greatly improved
both body and mind and the will continue
go higher and will continue be harder man to
with passing day. During this period quan
humidity will be and personal grievances
rpen easily and rapidly This period of heat terminate on
18th in breeze which will appear be great hurry about
something and which will be accompanied by vivid lightning house
hold effects false hair residence properties dg ran baby bug
ges thunder htcing posts hired mortgages hail. camp
meetings. hayacks woodhed choice building boos
switches and live stock that has strayed away farm
great velocity.
who make investigation of the subject find that
the 10th the atmosphere has turned much cooler get out
your earnu however, for this cool period will enjoy brief
On the 18TH there will be rising temperature On
will be thunderstorm and bank robbery The 10Th will be
with increasing heat and general ofhand pevne the
there will be open hosies between badheadd and
fy there will high Winds increased heat and LARGE
amount of profanity in the first degree.
ED the wind will shift west temperature will
climb up eight inches the average begin to feel like
would enjoy whipping his wfes grandmother 23d there
will increased torrdy and balloon On the 24t there
will clear and percepbe increase of fist
fights On the 18th there will be opena picnic in Texas which
The Goth will be continued indications of snow
and the 27h there will be general thaw which will continue
throughout the rest Of the MONTH And thus beautiful delight
August with fan in her hand and sponge head will
the and make way for September with
and damp eyes who trying Of hay fever
doesn't much whether he succeeds
of sneezg YOU ANYTHING
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