Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-09-02
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A rolling pin gathers no dough.

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Lending a man a dollar is a deed OF
trust.
The mosquito takes a vaca-
ton.
An obnoxious form Of light itera'
ture is the gas bin.
The VILLAGE cut-up-A country sur
geon.
Have you been suggested for vice
PRESIDENT
Silence is an excellent remedy for
gossip.
The man who CANDLES picks his own
pocket.
Human rakes scrape very little to
gether.
Jealousy is the tabascO sauce tor
love.
As the boy is spanded the man in
clines.
tt cost more to Neglect a duty than
to perform it.
One bad tutn deserves another rev.
olution for the better.
Men seldom pay taxes on what they
are reputed to be worth.
The average man thinks the average
man is far below his level.
A man talks TO amuse other and a
roman talks to amuse herself.
Wise is the mar who doesn't write a
truthful story of his life.
Some people remember the Sabbath
to keep It wholly for themselves
Love is a fire that is dreaded by
those who have been burned.
Fortunate is the mar whose friends
are all good and his enimies all BAD.
Virtue may be it's own reward, but
some people make a trademark OF 1t.
Some women seem to have mas
tered the art of being delightfully."- i'm
proper.
The average man who talks about
not being appreciated is really a
chump.
Wigg-.'You see some funny things
on t~ombstanes." W~agg-"Shafts of
wit, eh?'
There are people who eem to take
more interest in our affairs than we do
ourselves.
Self preservation is the first law of
nature, and most women try to look
well preserved.
Some men believe in making others
respect them, even if they have to do
it with a club.
"It the wife is the better half" asks
the Cynicle Bachelor, "where does
the mother-in-law come in?"
When you make one mistake don't
make another by trying to lie out of
it.
"Howis the tramp business?" was
asked a tramp today. "Bum," he re-
piled.
Travelling men bother a storekeeper
as much as a drunked man bothess an
editor.
Nothing in this world is quite as
cheerful as a lodge organizers "good
morning"
1t is surprising how quickly some
people get rich; also, how quickly
others get poor.
In buying cantaloupes, you hardly
everg get a good one. Same way with
everything else.
Work done in a n that will re-
quire its being done over is worse than
neglecting it entirely.
Some women have manish way of
chewing that makes one wonder if
they are chewing tobacco.
No power on earth could cause us to
be impressed by a man who carries
his handkerchief in his coat tails.
If you must refuse a man credit,
don't try to do it in a delicate way: he
will not catch on.
A Woman's idea of anticipation is to
pack her trunk two weeks before she
expects to start on a trip.
What a lot of missing heirlooms and
family silver will in years to come be
charged up against the Kaw.
Nothing makes a husband quite so
mad as for another mar TO try to firt
with his wife in his presence,
Don't blame the hen if the egg is
bad. Il was all right when her res
possibility ended.
A woman tells her husband queer
stories 80 he can tell them TO his bach
elor friends so they al tell them back
to her.
Because a woman gets ripping mad
with her husband for going to public
dinners lie no sign she won't brag
about 1t to her friends.
Nearly every woman feels that If she
weren't so attractive her husband
would be in danger of getting inter-
ested in somebody else.
When a man has to confer with the
president OF a big corporation at night
Il lie a sign be is going to lose some Of
his money at poker.
If the men who wOh highest honers
in college alsa won the highest hOnors
IN after life, what insufierable prigs
they would be.
There are 1T5 parts to a watch, and