Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-10-07

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Popularity is too often measured by
the pop Of acork.
Virtue and honesty are twins. Each
is tie own reward,
People who live ia stone houses
shouldn't throw glass.
The war cloud in the Balkans seems
likely to 60 up In smoke.
In order to acquire wealth a dentist
must keep plugging away.
So many people try to begin at the
top, instead Of the bottom.
Senator Hanna believes in standing
pat only in q game Of solitair.
Away down In her heart every wo-
man enjoys being called q dirt.
One must occasionally be miserable
TO fully appreciate happiness.
When a mans dog goes back on
him his 8 must be hopeless.
1t is possible for q Don to be warm
and still have q frieze around II.
No, Maude, dear: you can't kin time
by looking dsggers at the clock.
If Bulgaria insists on fighting Rus
sia may consent to bold lite coat.
A mans home is his castle. but he
needn't get up In the air about 1t.
Twinebinders for Canada henceforth
should have bobsled attachments.
The fisherman doesn't believe In
sparring the rod to spoil the child.
Mr.. Cortelyou's bureau publicity
seems to have a retiring disposition.
A woman invariably has more list
ening than speaking acquaintance.
From the epicure's point Of view
fine feathers do not make fine birds.
It is only the married man who is
really familiar with the strenuous life.
Many q newspaper philosopher
thanks God for the book Of Proverbs,
Some women are not as fresh as
they are painted and some are more
70.
Some men sell their votes and
others merely rent them out by the
day.
Some men who won't trust them.
selves wOuder why others won't trust
them.
The trouble with swallowing q kick
is that you win have it to swallow
again.
The course Of true love may not run
smooth, but life ct best is full Of
bumps.
The pigskin Is a higher mark than
the sheepskin, just now, in scholastic
circles.
Many q reputation has sustained q
severe fracture from 3 clip of the
tongue.
Many things may be preserved in
alchohol, but Law and order are not on
the list.
A free ticket never improves q
mans real opinion of 3 show-afteT
Fs over.
The pawnbroker doesn't have tC
shut up as long as people win put uI
with him.
Some people don't fee. that 95 cents
amounts to anything II you have a dol
and q half.
There is nothing unlucky about thir
teen-cent cotton except TO the mar
who is short.
It's 3 good plan to strike while the
iron is hot, provided you don't burr
your fingers.
Here's . lesson. Bees and mosqul'
toes never take vacations, and theiI
lives are short.
A dime in the hand is better than 9
dollar in the pocket Of q man thai
owes IL to you.
Mr. Balfour is not looking for new
cabinet material among those who
wear monocles.
And man who lie determined &c
enjoy life, whether he does or not, Il
true OptimiSt.
The Gamers is 3 great commoner,
A 90 dress looks just as good 81 q go
one, IN q picture.
A woman can take q heap more in
terest Ia her husband Il she finds that
other women do, too.
Figures may not lie, but q skillfu'
mathematician may be able to iuggle
them 70 ZONE purpose.
Alabama prohibits Sunday baseball,
tennis, golf and football, but the boys
can still fish and hunt
A bachelor imagines he's 3 born
diplomat because be is able to settle
his affairs out Of court.
as the thing broke down completely
Professor Langley's continuance Il
undoubtedly an airship.
No man with 8 full beard has "a
WORRY about the bargain counter neck
tie bis wife buys for him.
Perhaps II Professor Langley would
adopt the cotton bale as amodel for
bis aiFship 1t might 60 up.
Rich uncles have helped many q
mar TO amount to something By being
somebody else's rich uncle.
Il is getting to be the case that &
man can as easily afford q fast horse
as he can afford q son-in-law.