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Fair play., 1903-12-19

NO OtNeT neLNOQ OIL tIdNtl is IN IL
] want to go ripping, skipping and tipping
Away on the Limited Train
Thee lines are not original with me. They
arS taken from tuneiul little dltty sung
/ in George AIDES comedy Peggy from Paris. "
The jingle danced through my brain the
other day as we lay on the siding at Prauie
Junction. or some such place, to let the
Santa Fe's west bound California Limited
60 by 1t was n gorgeous train OF palace
cars, and behind the plate glass observation
windows beauty and fashion and youth and
old age were lolling among the luxuriant
cushions, some visiting, some reading, some
pleasantly doing, some making wreaths OF
cigar smoke, some gazing dreamily through
the. windows at the passing cities, and
fields, and forests and rivers.
l stood on the rear platform OF the last
ear of our train and watched the California
Limited as she faded away toward the gold
en- west. And | thought of the difference
between travel now and travel in the days
OF 40, when it took the gold-seeker half a
long, weary year, filled with all kinds Of
hardships, to travel the distance that is now
covered in three days. | thought OF the
slowly moving wagons the dust the stones,
the jolting, the thirst, the hunger, the
homesckness, the snail-like crossing OF
plains, the laborious climbing OF mountains,
the weary dragging weeks, the never ending
trail.
In these palaces that had just glided by
we're people going to the same place to
spend the winter months where the climate
is perpetual summer. And they were not
to endure a single hardship on the journey.
When night came they were to lie in beds
whose soft embrace makes sleep a luxury
and in the day time the velvet cushions of
their seats were to be made d~eper still by
pilows-and thy were to spend a delightful
part OF their time in the gilded and glittering
dining car, where every dainty that ever
tickled the palate Is entcngly served-,n
short, they were to have on the trip all the
comforts Of home-and OF the best kind OF
home.
stood there and watched them pass out
of sight while my soul was consumed with
envy. But derived some consolation out
of resolving that sometime J. too, would
see California, and ] promised myself that
| If I ever did 60 there it would be over the
Santa Fc JOHNNY DRUMMER"
Mrs. llomeleigh-"Y Your husband is n
Fair play., 1903-12-19

Putnam Fadeess Dyes cost but 10 cents
per package.
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Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli-
bic medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w.
Samuel. Ocean Grove, n j., Feb. II, 1900
Fair play., 1903-12-19

Nobility of character manifests itself at
loopholes when it is not provided with large
doors.-Alary T.. wilkins
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They who court fame never win it,
Rams Horn.
Fair play., 1903-12-19
Ask Your Drugest for free P-ru=na Almanac for 1904
on THE "DUDE" TRAIN.

tracked TO let the Linitcu go bf,
expresses his sentiments regard
ing that superb Train.
at has been my dream of JOY supreme
To ride in plush and velvet spendor
Parlor car for swell tailcnder
Platform fenced with a swell brass fender
On the Regular Limited Train
Electric bell right under your nose
Porter to come and brush your clothes
Grub in the diner the best that grows
A downy bunk for a nights repose
On the Regular Limited Train
Fair play., 1903-12-19
THE MARKETS.

Confidence is the secret of strength
Monod.
Fair play., 1903-12-19

Mrs. IIomeleigh Your husband is at
his club good deal, isn't he?" Lady
Gadabout The poor boy hates be-
ing at home alone, you ow"-Punch.
Fair play., 1903-12-19
Chorus

Bf! Bang! a mile minute
No other method of travel is in IL
! want to go ripping, skipping and tipping
Away on the Limited Train
Fair play., 1903-12-19
CURE SICK HEADACHE.

u Cures Cods, Coughs, Sore Throat, Group, Infr :
enza, Whooping Cough, Bronchitis and Asthm--
A certain enre for Consumption in first stages,
ana eRrc relief In advanced stages. Use at once.
first dcse. Sold by dealers everywhere. Large
bottles % cents and 80 cents.
Fair play., 1903-12-19

stops the Cough
and works off the cold. Laxative Bromo
Quinine Tablets. Price % cents
Fair play., 1903-12-19
A. N. K.--B


ni.a wniiiNG TO ADvERTrsEna
ras state that You saw the Adye,,,a
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24

the first fool who saw the tin tag
would ask if that was the license. And,
though people would grin a little at
first, they'd begin to look serious after
.swhile, and whenever the butcher
tried to sell them our brand they'd I'M
agine they heard the bark and ask for
that real country sausage" at twice
as much pound.
A real salesman is one part talk and
nine parts of Judgment to tell when
to use the one part of talk. Goods
amt sold under Marques of Queens
berry rules any more. and you'll find
that knowing how many rounds the
Old I'm can last against the Boiler
Maker won't really help you to load
up the junior partner with our corn
fed brand hams.
A good many statesmen have an idea
that buyers are only interested in base
ball, funny stories and Tom Upton
and that business is side line with
them, but as a matter of fact mighty
few men work up to the position OF
buyer through giving up their office
hours to listening to anecdotes. | never
saw one that liked drummer's jokes
more than an eighth of Il cent Il pound
on tierce of lard. What the house
really sends you out for is orders.
OF course you want to be nice and
mellow with the trade. but always re-
member that mellowness carried too
far becomes rottenness. You can buy
some fellows with cheap cigar and
some with cheap compliment, but
there's no objection to giving man
what he likes, though l never knew
smoking to do anything good except IL
ham or tiattery to help any one except
to make fool of himself.
Real buyers amt interested in much
Never run down your competitors
brand to them, and never let them run
down yours. Don't get on your knees
for business, but don't hold your nose
80 high in the air that an order can
travel under 1t without your seeing it,
You'll meet a good many people on the
road that you won't like. but the house
needs their business.
For your own satisfaction will say
right here that you may know you are
in fair way of becoming good drum
mer by three things:
First-When you send us orders.
Second-More orders.
Third.-Big orders.
II you do this you won't have great
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24
BOYS AND PUPS
Somstimes the Likely Ones Turn 0st
Disappointin9ly

Boys are a good deal like the pups
that fellows sell on street corners
they don't always turn out as repre-
sented. You buy likely setter pup
and raise Il spotted coach dog from it,
and the promising son Of an honest
butcher is just as like as not to turn
out a poet or Il professor. l want to
say in passing that l have no real
prejudice againSLpoets, but l believe
that if you're going to be Milton
there's nothing like being mute, in
glorious one, as some fellow who was
little sore on the poetry business
once put it. OF course n packer who
understands something about the YER
satility of cottonseed oil need never
turn down orders for lard because the
run of hogs is light, and father who
understands human nature can turn
out an imitation parson from boy
whom the Lord intended to go on the
board Of trade. But on general prfn-
ciples it's best to give your cottonseed
oil Latin name and to market it on
it's merits and to let your boy follow
his bent. even if it leads him into the
wheat pit.-From Letters From q
Self Made Merchant to His Son." BY
George Horace Lorimer.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24
6he GOOD
DRUMMER
He 1, tiss One Whose letter. Con.
tain Chiefly Orders For Goods
From "Letters From q Self Made Mer-
chant TO Rts Son." by George
Horace L0rimcr

Dear Pierrepont-When l saw you
start of yesterday, l was just little
uneasy, for you looked SO blamed im'
portant and chesty that am inclined
to think you will tell the first customer
who says he doesn't like our sausage
that he knows what he can do about
1t. Repartee makes reading lively, but
business dull. And what the house
needs is more orders.
Sausage is the one subject OF all
others that a fellow in the packing
business ought to treat solemnly. Half
the people in the world take joke Sc
riously from the start and the other
half IL you repeat 1t often enough
only last week the head Of our sau'
sage department started to put out a
tin tag brand of frankfurts but !
made him take 1t Off the market quick
er than lightning. because l knew tina
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24

deal of time to write long letters, and
we won't have great deal Of time to
read them. for we will b very, very
busy here making and shipping the
goods. We aren't specially interested
in orders that the other fellow gets or
in knowing how it happened after it
has happened. If you like life on the
road. you simply won't let it happen.
So Just send lis your address every day
and your orders. They will tell US all
that we want to know about "the stu
alton"
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24
Glazier, the jeweler.
Skates ground at Lester's.

Skates ground at Lester's.
Clean dressed poultry at Marks
Market.
Seven varieties of Eastern apples
at Fulton Market.
Sweet potatoes, cranberries and
celery at Fulton Market.
Yardley's is the best place in the
city to buy Sterling silver.
The Brown will have lot Of fine
turkeys for Christmas dinner.
Every vegetable the market affords
can be had at Fulton Market.
All furs reduced In price from now
until Christmas at Miss Bishops.
Christmas candles, grapes and nuts
Meyer Grocery company, sO2 Main
street.
Plenty Of Select and STANDARD
oysters for Christmas at Marks
Market.
Christmas trimmings Of various
kinds. Meyer Grocery company, sO2
Main street.
Pickles, sweet, sour, mixed, PLAIN,
bottled and bulk. the largest variety
In town at Fulton Market.
G. H. Garnes and wife, formerly
of Raymore, Mo have come to Gree
ley to make their future home.
You make a SECRET of the fact
that you have house to rent unless
you advertise in these columns.
You know why you want to move
we don't. But we know the quickest
way for you to find the right sort OF
place to live.
Prof. and Mrs. D. L. Arnold en-
tertained Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Rea
and Mr.. and Mrs J. NJ. B. Petrikin
at dinner last Friday evening.
Services In the Christian church
will be held next Sunday with bible
study at IO:3O a. M, preaching at IL
a. NJ. and 7.3O p. NJ, Sunday school
at 10 a. m.
The Y. P. G. T. q. will hold a
midnight meeting and social at Mrs.
Harrison's, 1903 Eighth street,
December 81. All members are
requested to be present.
In the rare cases where it is nee
essary to repeat little adv. in these
columns, then the second or third
insertion OF it becomes just as i'm
portant to you as the first one.
A free Greeley Souvenir Book, worth
so cents, to every subscriber to the
Tribune who pays years subscrip
tion this month. Over 800 copies
have been sold since July at 80 cents
apiece.
Spencer Query, who has been farm
ing on the First National bank farm
three miles west o. Greeley, has sold
his property and will in a few days
move to southwestern Nebraska,
where he has bought farm.
Robert Clayton, who has been
keeping books for the Clayton Lum-
Der company, will leave today for
Murfreesboro, Tenn, and will later
on 20 to Boston from there. The
Clayton family Is from Murfreesboro.
The hearing Of the case against
Jerry O'Keefe Of Cheyenne and Mrs.
Alexander of Denver, charged with
robbing Oscar Anderson on the Union
Pacific train November %, was COM
pleted Wednesday evening before
Judge Willard, and both respondents
held to the next term Of the district
court under a $500 bond each.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24
Head About to Burst from Severe
Bilious Attack.

81 had a severe bilious attack and
felt like my head was about to burst,
when l got hold of free sample Of
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. ! took dose OF them after
supper and the next day felt like a
new man and have been feeling happy
ever SINCE says Mr.. j. W. Smith
of Juliff, Texas. For piliousness,
stomach troubles and constipa tion
these tablets have no equal. Price 25
cents. For sale by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24
little Locals.
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.r,tes at Lester's.
,.su foul diaries at Craig's.
made mince meat at Marks
varieties of eastern apples at
Market.
dressed poultry for Christ
fulton Market.
ipr but the best goes in suit
/ work at Crabb's.
Rirkle uf Platteville was in
Friday on business.
}, grapes, fine, at DelbEidge.
Mercantile company's.
kipds Of fruits. nuts and can
veyer's, S02 Main street.
tan take dinner al the btoWn
than you can prepare it at
y some of our fine oysters to
II Christmas turkey. A. w.
lot of good candies for Chist-
Delbridge- Wilson Mercantile
VS..
Eliza kleinsoIge is visiting
in Las Vegas, n. M, during
school vacation.
les, sweet, sour, mixed, plain,
and bulk, the largest variety
b at Fulton Market.
|that elegant line OF ladies'
and diamond rings. gold
+, etc, at Charles Yardley's.
Greeley Gun club will have
It It's grounds south OF the
10 a. N. and 2 p. N. Christ.
rider to secure a nice fat tur-
Christmas, as they are very
phone or call early and leave
ler at Marks Market.
regular meeting OF the Ladies
haccabees will be postponed
bis evening until Saturday
Of this week, on account of
pas.
uf Crabb was seven years old
0rsday and to make the occas-
more pleasant for him his
invited a few guests in to q
X dinner.
can be sold, a want adv. in
Plumns will sell it; il it can
a want adv. in these COL
MI get it; if it can be done,
adv in these columns will do
can be found, a want adv.
I columns will find it.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24
Be Quick.

Not minute Should be stswhen
Chamberlain Cough Remedy given
as soon as the C lid becomes hoarse,
or even after the croupy cough ap-
pears, will prevent the attack. 1t
never fails and is pleasant and safe
to take. For sale by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24
Greeley Building & Loan Meeting

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Greeley Building and
Loan association will be held at its
Office IN the Union Bank parlors at
30 O'Clock p. m. on Tuesday, jan
uary 5, 1904. to elect board of
seven directors and to transact such
other business as may come before
the meeting.
JAMES Fl. HAYS, Secretary.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24
Bilious Collie Prevented.

Take double dose OF Cham her
lain's Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy as soon as the first indica tion
of the disease appears and threat
ened attack may be warded of. Hun
dreds OF people use the remedy in
this way with perfect success. For
sale by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24
Cured Paralysis.

w. S. Baiiy. P o. True. Texas. writes:
my wife had been suffering five years
with paralysis in her arm, when l per-
suaded her to use Ballard's Snow LiDi-
ment, which cured her all right. l have
also used it for old sores, frostbites and
skin eruptions. 1t does the work" Doc,
soc, 81 90. Sold by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-12-24

Nineteen four diaries at Craig's.
Roast pig for Christi mas At Jacobs
Market.
Don't bother with that turkey.
Get 1t at the Brown.
Sweet potatoes. cranberries and
celery at Fulton Market.
Nuts OF all kinds at Delbridge.
Wilson Mercantile company's.
Every vegetable the market affords
can be had at Fulton Market.
All furs reduced in price from now
until Christmas at Miss Bishops
Turkeys will ue scarce this Christ
mas, but we have them. A. w.
Jacobs.
The finest young turkeys. spring
chickens and ducks at the Jacobs
market.
Michigan sweet cider, made OF
apples, at Delbridge- Wilson Mercan.
tile companys.
Pickles, sweet, sour, mixed, plain,
bottled and bulk, the largest variety
In town. at Fulton Market.
Don't wait, but get a souvenir
book Of Greeley pictures for your
friends Christmas. Only so cents,
at Tribune office.
The Alesmo club gave one of its
delightful dancing parties last Friday
evening. New Years evening this
club and the Social Hour club will
unite In giving ball.
II you are rich enough, eccentric
enough, to keep the things you no
longer need. then our For Sale and
Exchange columns will not interest
you. Otherwise, they will.
When you want a pleasant purga-
tive try Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to
take and produce no nausea, gripping
or other disagreeable effect. For sale
by all druggists.
Robert H. Chambers, late of Chic
ago, and his son are in Greeley and
have purchased farm just west Of
town and expect to make this their
future home. Mrs. Chambers will
arrive here about January |.
Charles Queenzy, boy about Is
years old, was found at the depot
Saturday morning by Undersheriff
Williams, acting in peculiar man
ner. The boy was taken to the
sheriff's office for safe keeping and
later was taken to the county hos
pital. The young man had been i'll
with typhoid fever for some time. as
near as could be learned, and this
was the cause of his mental condi-
ton. 1t is believed that with proper
care for short time he will be all
right again. He has been working
near Eaton lately and said his home
was in Silver Plume.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-06-23
BIS DAsr HoPE RpALrzED.

(From the Sentinel, Gebo, Mont.)
 Tn the first opening of Oklahoma to settlers in 1889, the editor of this pa per was among the many seekers af- ter fortune who made the big race one fine day in April. During his travel ing about and afterwards his camping upon his claim, he encountered much bad water, which, together with the Esvere heat, gave him a very seHere HiarThoea which it seemed almost i'm possible to check, and along in June the case became so bad he expected to die. One day one of his neighbors brought him one small bottle of Cham berlain's Colic. Cholera and DIarrhoea Remedy as a last hope. A big dose was given him while he was rolling about on the ground in great agony, and in a few minutes the dose was re peated. The good effect of the medi- cine was soon noticed and within an hour the patient was taking his first sound sleep for fortnight That one little bottle worked 8 complete cure, and he cannot help but feel grateful. The season for bowel disorders being at hand suggests this item. For sale by all druggists.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-06-23
WATERFOWL JOTTINCS
George Harper Lost Four Cows il
 Freshef Sunday.

George Harper Lost Four Cows in
 Freshet Sunday.
 George Harper lost four valuable COWS in the freshet Sunday. The cows attempted to cross the stream and the flow of water was so great that they were carried bodily down the stream and drowned.
 Sheldon Fox has commenced the ex- cavatfon for Gds new house.
 The Knights of King Arthur left for Bantam lake to-day. They will camp out for one week.
 Rev W. T. Holmes will leave in about two weeks for trip to Europe where he will spend two months of his vacation.
 The regular meeting of Court Mer- ritt Heminway, No 48, F. of A., will take place this evening.
 Ground aras been broken on the site for the new house of Frank Noble.
 The banquet of the alumni of the Center school dn honor of the gradnat- ing class of 1908 will take place this evening.
 The Ideal Speciality company will open its engagement here tomorrow evening.
 Charles Hungerford of New York, who has been spending 8 few days in town, returned to New York yesterday. Miss Lucy Galley of Waterbury is spending few days in town.
 Mrs T. M. Painter is on the sick list
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-06-23
GONZALES MURDER CASE.
TAIHmam Claims That Ne Cannot Ge
 Fair Tr1aK at CoIumbia.

TAlHmam Claims That He Cannot Get
 Fair Tr1aK at CoIumbia.
 COLUMBIA, s. O., June 23.-The cir cult court, Judge D. A. Townsend pre- siding, heard a motion for change of venue in the case of ex- Lieutenant Gov ernor James H. TiiIman, charged with murdertng N. G. Gonzales, editor of the State, last January. T4liman pro- duced about 300 afhdavits to show that fair trial could not be had in this county because of prejudice against the defendant. The principal ahda- wits were made by defendants counsel and friends and asserted that the Go lumbia newspapers and preachers had melted feeling against Tfllman by their references to the case.
 The prosecution presented about 400 adRdavits in reply. Practically all the ministers of Columbia asserted that they have made no reference to the case from their pulpits. Newspaper men, in cluding Messrs. w. E. and A. E. Con gales, respectively editor and publisher of the State, stated in aff1davtts that the Columbia papers had conspicuously and carefully refrained from indana- matory denunciations of the defendant, and these assertions were backed by statements from bank presidents, law yers, physicians, college professors and merchants.
 Tillman's mother, wife and child were in court part of the time, as was his uncle, Senator B. R. Tillman.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-06-23
ESCAPING CONVICT WAS SHOT.

Captured WaAGen's Wife and Used
 Her to Shield Himself.
 CANYON. CITY, Colo, June 23.- Kirch Kuykendall, convict at the state penitentiary, was shot and killed while attempting to escape with five other desperate prisoners. As Dr. T. D. Palmer and tho hospital steward were making the morning rounds Kuy- kendall complained of being i'll, and the doctor prepared to make an examine ton. The prisoner drew bottle sup posed to contain nitroglycerin and orr dered the two men to throw up their hands. They did so. Kuykendall and i've other convicts then overpowered Dollhouse Keeper Cleghorn and Stew ard John Keefe. The four prison off,. cials thus made prisoners were strip ped of their clothing, which the con- victs put on.
 Taking the doctor and the steward with them, the mutineers passed to- ward the gates. On the way they cap tured Warden John 0. C1eghorn's wife and forced her to go along. using her as shield to prevent the guards from firing at them. The inner and outer SdVGS W6ES OIOWu Ou COGlE ulug0S WIEu dynamite which the convicts had se- cured, but an attempt to force the ar mory was foiled
 Meantime Warden Cleghorn had ar- rived from town and, collecting the guards, ordered them to shoot the fugi- tives whenever an opportunity present. ed itself to do so without injuring Mrs. Cleahorn. Holding knives over the wo- man, the mutineers shouted that they would kill her If the guards fired. Mrs. Cleghorn tainted, and the convicts then took to their heels, pursued by the guards. Kuykendall was killed by Yardmaster John Clark after shouting: 'I'll never be taken alive. I'll not go back to that hole''
 James Armstrong was overtaken by Will Cleghorn, son of the warden, and was severely beaten over the head with revolver, but was not seriously wounded. The other fugitives who were taken alive were Thomas Fisher. Thomas Fallon, O. Cordova and Robert Kane.