The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-11-01
SOCIETY OF THE UNBIASED.

When the meeting had called order last We'd
nesday evening" General Prodde called attention to the
approaching and the extraordinary session OF
which been called and stated that ne would
Of the members concerning Tam
many Cuban reciprocity.
.of course said the General there are no Tam
many advocates in this meeting and there
opponents reciprocity. If there frank
" that for one do care to hear their views To
defeat Tammany has been the inspiration Of refornes
since the days of Boss Tweed and all good men feel
government purer human cleaner when
intellectual New York have succeeded IN
turning ignorant and vicious.
a ring in Philadelphia similar 10 the
Tammany outfit in New York and 1 have hoped to see
righteous better there. said
Parson Billings.
There YOU GO" said General Proddle 1T is the
strangest thing the minute the clergy mix in poll
they upset party organization and inject lot or
impracticable notions the body polite Philadelphia
Republican city by majorities and the Repub-
rule and this talk of corruption there is
demagogy pure and simple and is calculated TO cover
up the unquy rottenness pervades New York
Chicago and st. Louis when in Democratic hands
anticipated prejudiced statements when sug-
gested topic did believe recognized minis
gospel attack the Republican party aud
the side of the Ubiquitous Den1oc
racy question threatens TO disturb the
harmony meeting would drop the election and
take Cuban reciprocity Now, Parson what treason
can you that scorer
why I did not intend to defend Tammany
in my alusion to Philadelphia said the Parson As TO
Cuban reciprocity have doubt that it is right The
President of the United States has
gether expressly that treaty and for one see
no side the question If President Roosevelt
congress together do thing, it is certain that
the thing ought be done If that be treason make the
most of it,
'I would like to interrupt this discussion long enough
TO ask if any member can tell old is Ann, said
Major Venthrup. During the been seeking
to that admirable puzzle and have figured her
age all way from months to "a years and
/ told each solution that was wrong Has
anybody solved it,?
Il had intended to solve problem" said General
Proddle land had written down tablet when
my daughter the civil and who is now
exactly "a years old told me widowers bachelors
married ought to find some other subject
than a wopan's with which to amuse themselves
1 trust much of gentleman to join an inquisi-
into the of lady and have no curiosity
AIMS age Whatsoever
THAT certainly gives light the subject
said Major venthrup. Here is the problem
Mary is "a years CT Mary is twice as old as Ann
when Mary was as old as Ann is now How old is
Ann?
Now under General Proddles suggestion Mary being
"a years which is the limit for madens, is twice
was, 1t is problem of progression.
Mary 24-hat she is anywhere from "a to sand be-
ing twice the Ann, the latter is anywhere from
to "a be less than twelve because Mary
acknowledges the o. That settles that and now about
Cuban reciprocity?'
Mary years Old isn't that lamb of hers sheep
by this time? asked Corporal Missngton? Thus re-
turn o mutton" he added in aside
LAS I understand Cuban reciprocity said DR.. File,
cit nsduous attack the protective tariff doctrine
had hoped the day for tariff tinkering had
passed. See what it did Joe Chamberlain. Bafour,
Britisers when they began tariff tinker
he added if congress quit tariff tinkerng and
get better currency sysem-one that will make
the ordinary citizen to acquire little more
circulating medum-I think it would be in better
business reciprocity with foreigners My doctrine
foreigners and If there is Teci-
procity spare distribute it among laboring
classes
Il about to present views Cuban reciproc-
y, said Col Hockington when the thought occurred
hardly proper for this society to
appear dictate the of its session
Suppose my should accord exactly with those
President his representatives in the senate,
confusion inharmony might result when threw
possible irebrand this discussion. My idea is TO
until thing accomplished and then to discuss
freely 1 noticed in a life devoted close OBJ
servaton that argument pending vote leads to
bitterness while after the vote is counted and
the result is known calm judicial statement about It
readily heard. is this tolerance the
part the people after election that makes
proud of my country"
May little original ode reciprocity asked
Captain Greenwich 1T is long have divided it into
Cantos there less than hundred stanzas TO the
but six lines to the stanza, the
poem exhaustive of subject and doesn't treat
Injuries have confined myself to the necessities
such sugar. wool hides. lumber salt
Il glad there is salt in it, said Corporal Missing
ton but poetry Is a luxury poem is barred,
and I move we adjourn"
MR.. SIMON SIMPLE, Secretary.