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The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
Fine Watermelon Seed.

We sre now tff-ring Jones, Tri-
uwph. DR. Joe Hsrman's Mammoth,
E.lipse, Dr. Blue Mountain Joe's
Choice watermelon seed, ss we'll as 8
full line of Cauntelope seed for sale.
These seed have been accIimated and
improved upon and selected With
great care by Mr.. Joe Herman and
has for the first time been placed up
On the market. They are recon
mended for their diliclous flavor. red
meat, size and shipping qualities.
Give them trial and you will be
pleased with the results. For sale
only at Harmsn's B zaar.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
Fire at White Rock.

Last Sunday about II o'clock the
roof of the dwelling of Mr. Samuel
D. Shealy, at White R 'ck, was dis
@ ,vered to be ablaze. bat the flames
bad made such hesdwsy that it was
impossible to e1tineuish them and
the dwelling and kitchen we're entire
IL consumed. S,me household and
kitchen furniture were saved. Il is
supposed that the FIRE originated
from sparks from the chimney fall.
ing on the roof
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
Meeting With Success.

We are glad to learn trom private
letter that our nephew, Arthur +.
aarman, is meeting with marked
success in bis chosen profession.
he ia now superintendent of the
city schools, of New D Gator, Ala ,
wh,ch have an enrolment of about
500 pupils and working TO &c OF
fourteen teachers. Arthur was al
ways an apt pupil and studious
student and is gifted with the lauda'
BILE ambition of climbing to the
highest rung in his profession.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
oivITE SERVICES.
81. STEPHENS LUTHERAN CHURcH.
Rsv. j. G Graichen, Pastor.

DIVINE SERVICES. .
ssf ssf 81. STEPHENS LUTHERAN oHusoH.
Rev. j. G Graichen, Pastor.
1st. Sunday II q. M. Lexington.
fst Sunday. evening q: 7:30 Lexington.
End. Sunday IL m i. Lexington.
Srd. Sunday Ii a m, Lexington.
4th. Sunday. evening at 7:30 Lexington.
Sunday school service every sunday
morn,ng at 9:30.
APPOINTMENTS OF sEv GEORGE BEARDEN
Nazareth, e Lutheran, First Sunday.
st. Iohn. e Lutheran, Third sunday.
Providence, E. Lutheran. 4tG SUNDAY
HIS address is 11u9 Elmwood Avenue.
Columbia, 8, c.. where parties wishing to
correspond with him can address him.
PRESBYTERIAN SERVICES:
Rev Mr.. Wallace, Pastor.
End. Sunday IL .. m. and 7:3O p. m.
LEXINGTON CIRCUIT NJ. E. CHURCH SOUTH.
Rev. W. E. BARRE, Pastor.
lst SUNDAY, Hebron IL am. Shiloh q pm.
ad Sunday. Horeb liam. Lexington Sspm.
Sd Sunday, Shiloh II am. Hebron 81 p NJ
9Th Sunday. Lexington IL am. Horeb 81 pm
Lexil-.ton: Sandav school service everV
Sunday morning at 10 o'clock.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
Boards Equalization.

The chairman or some member OF
each township and town board Of
eoualizstion will call at the of6ee
of the County Auditor on Monday,
March 2nd next, for blank returns,
instructions, etc. The boards of
equalization Of the various townships
will meet at some convenient place
on March 3rd, or as soon thereafter
as practicable.
G.. A. Derrick, Auditor.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
sawyer-Meeee.

Mr.. Charlie Sawyer, formerly of
Lexington, but now of Warren7ille,
and Miss Mia, daughter OF Mr.
Lewis McGoe, were married at 6
o'clock on the 18th of February, by
Mr.. G. P. Seigler, near Johnston.
After the ceremony the happy couple
departed for Warrenville, their future
home q Friend.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
important Notice.

The ladies OF town and vicinity are
earnestly requested to assemble at
the home of Mrs James E. Rawl.
next Tuesday, March 3rd, at half
past 8 o'clock, for the purpose OF
oreapizing . Cemetery Association to
take proper care Of said grounds SO
dear and sacred to ali.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
John G. Swygert, Master.

A REGULAR COMMUNICATION
~ of Lexington Lodge, No. 1872,
" A. F. M, will be held on
SATURDAY., March 7th, 1908, at Z
o. N. Brethren are earnestly re-
quested to attend promptly.
By order of the " M
SAMUEL B. GEORGE. Secretary.
A regular communication of ST..
CLAIR Lodge, No. 154. A. F NJ, will
be held in the lodge room at Brook
land, on Friday, March 6 b, at 8
o'c'ock p N. There will be work in
the E a. degree
By order
M. 81 Witt, ". M.
r L. Shuler, Secretary.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
Fresh Fish.

I will bave for sale an assortment
of fresh fish everv Tuesdsy and
Saturday at j. w longs Old Store
Give me Gail when you want q nice
meas Of fresh f-h
IF John A Williams.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25

A Certain Cure fer chilblains.
Shake into your shoes Al'en'~ Foot
Esse, a powder. L. cures Chilblaina,
Frostbitas, Damp, Sweating, Swollen
I .et At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c,
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
Married.

On Sunday moin'pe, February
22nd, 1903, at the residence If Mr..
EJ Price, by Rev. ", 81 Roof,
Mr. Merton Haviard and Miss Msra
P.ice, daughter of Mr. Calvin Price,
of Priceville, s @. w q r.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
Quarterly Conference.

The frs, Qasr'erIy Conference OF
tba Lexington Circuit will convene
in the Me,hodias church 10 Lexington.
Friday the 27 b. The public is
cordially invited. Services begin at
II q %.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
Masonic Notices.

IN. A regular communication Of
w Pomsria lodge, NJ Isl, A. F
VI, will convene in Masonic hall
Peek, S. G., SATURDAY.. March Z b,
1903. at Z p m Brethren will please
b~ prompt in attendance. fraternity
invited.
Inhn C. SwVoart- Master.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
DENTAL NOTICE.

DR L. l. TOO E. OF Nor b. 3 G. will
~ bp at swan e. s G. On the second
M-dnesda each m nth, aud at CASTOR.
s G. on Thursday Following
nct % 6m
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
Jury, Third W eek.

jury, Third Week.
Geo L D,eh-r, n ,ah s Derrick,
J " Hutto, E Hugh Lewis,
Willie F r ,of, Simru F T ,lor,
Zsck Martin, &c Nunamsker,
CB L.ird, q 81 Holley,
q F Crout, Wm W Koon,
JBPou Julius P Derrick,
Paul j Lindler, Thos P Meetze,
D Js- C.ughmsn, Andrew j Wiggers,
& q Rice, EW Geiger,
D L Jsfcost, Gro j Sox,
] Davis Swyeert, j Gndfrey Taylor,
J Walter Shesly, P E E eazer,
DA Moorer, r .bt Y Esrgle,
j West Grim. W Joseph Roof.
Daniel Berry, Wade M Corley,
GJMS,x, Thos W Ganter,
D Walter Hite, q L Griger.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25
Trespass Notice.

WE The UN 'ER>IGNEn, HEREBY
w noifv the pm |: n,r t. tre1spas-
on land+ b hunting. hs"ing. masiOe
road or in any m,rner what.v;r. Th'
law will be enfnrced against all trespas ers
w E P ZOE
J. D McCaHTHA.
JESSE McCARTHA,
GEO MILLER
February 25. 1908 4w20. pd
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-02-25

index Go New Advertisements.
Clo,hiug-C e Corley.
Dcy Goods-F,tzmsurice.
Liver Tsblets-J. W. Kiusrd.
Positive Sale-Wm. T. Furtick.
Trespass Nutice-W. e Price and
Others.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

In Stockholm there is an Old Sery-
ants home, occupying a row of build
ings upon pleasant street, where
servants WHO are too old to work are
given shelter and care. The institu-
ton is supported by public subscrip-
ton and by the interest derived from
a large endowment When house
hold servant has been engaged for Il
long time In the same family and has
become too old To work and the family
Is not in circumstances to support her.
applica tion can he made TO the trus-
tees, who Investigate the case and if it
is found that the servant is deserving
and her former employers are not able
10 provide for her properly she is 0d-
mtted TO the home The institution IS
always full, and there is generally n
long waiting list of applicants.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
The Coming Trouble.
Hello. Laura. is that YOU p"

Hello, Laura, is that your"
Eyes"
"This Is George. Say, l can't get
anything to eat downtown here to-day.
The hotels and restaurants are all
closed on account of the strike. Have
a good dinner ready for me when |
come home"
Il can't do it, George. The girl says
all the grocery stores and meat mar
kets out here are closed on account of
the strike"
We'll cook up a pudding or some
thing of that kind"
Cant do that, either. No milk TO.
day. The milkmen are all on a strike. .
well Great Scottl Can't you send
one of the children in with luncheon
of bread and molasses?"
mo. Johnny says there are no trains
or street cars running. But, say may
be / call"
"Well, go on. Maybe you can what?''
But there was no response.
Everybody at the telephone office had
gone on strike.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Add a little salt to the stove polish
and it will not rub off so quickly.
To clean zinc wash first in hot soda
water and then rub with a flannel
dipped in turpentine
Ants dislike borax, so sprinkle it
over shelves In pantries, etc, where
they are troublesome.
A kitchen stool is great comfort to
delicate woman for sitting on when
washing dishes or cleaning vegetables.
For waterproohng boots melt to-
gether a little mutton suet and bees
wax, rub it over the soles and slightly
over the edges where the stitches are.
To remove hard putty pass hot iron
over It, This will soften it, and thus
broken pane of glass can be easily
removed without injury to the window
sash.
Black marble may be cleaned with
mixture of soft soap and pearl ash in
equal parts. Apply this with fan
mel, and let it remain for some min
utes. Rinse off first with hot and then
with cold water. When dry. polish
with a paratiin cloth.
Stains on lavatory basins, caused by
the dripping of taps. are easily re
moved with powdered chalk mixed TO
paste with ammonia. Apply with an
old toothbrush or other small brush.
Rub TIL the marks disappear. and then
rinse with water.
Tea and coffee pots are among the
kitchen utensils that are never thor
oughly cleaned. The ordinary ma d
will simply rinse them out under the
faucet and pct them away TO dry at
their own sweet VIII. Instead. they
should be frequently flled with water
TO which several spoonfnls of soda
have been added anu set to boil for
several hours or the hncs of the stove
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
WOULD WEAR THE WEEDS



My lirst church, says certain clio.
quent and greatly beloved Washington
clergyman, was in a small country
Town, and before learned the hearts
OF my pafishioners their ways used TO
upset my gravity Mt the most inoppor.
tune time. shall never forget the
hrst funeral at which | ofiiclated. 1t
was that of man who had been
stricken down in the prime of life
leaving widow who had been nal
most bedridden invalid for years. The
services were conducted mt the home
OF the deceased, and when appeared
was told that the widow was too i'll
TO leave her bed, SO in order that she
might hear my discourse | was asked
TO stand near half open door which
led into her bedroom. | had admired
the dead man for his sturdy Christian
qualities, and every word of the eulogy
l delivered came straight from my
heart. As went on with my talk |
suddenly remembered the widow and
turned toward her door in order that
she might hear better. | had not seen
her, but as | looked toward her room
my eyes fell upon her and for full
half minute | was obliged 10 bury
my face in my handkerchief. She was
lying in bed, her arms in their white
cambria sleeves stretched out on the
counterpane, and on her head was a
new mourning bonnet, with long
Grape veil. She was not able to be
dressed, but wear widows bonnet
she could and did
My first wedding, too, was an event
long TO he remembered" went on the
same clergyman. ut was performed
at my house, and the bride and bride
groom were perfect strangers 10 me.
She was fully six feet tall and broad
In proportion. while his head reached
scarcely 10 her shoulders as they en-.
tered the room. | learned afterward
that she was extremely sensitive about
the disparity in their sizes. and | had
good reason 10 believe IL. for rs they
came forward to take their places and
the witnesses began TO come in the
bridegroom paused and moved a chair
forward. The bride looked ut me in
great embarrassment. Then she seated
herself resolutely.
I'm feeling faint said she. If you
don't mind think I'll take it sitting
And with as much gravity as
could muster married her sitting
Washington Post.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

SLIT a cup of graduated sugar and
add 1t TO the yolks of five eggs. first
beating these until they are thick. Add
a dash of salt. sifE lhree-quarters of
cup of -four twice with half tea
spoonful of cream of tartar. and add
to the eggs and sugar. Beat for TWEEN
ty minutes and fold in the whites Of
seven eggs whipped stiff with tea
spoonful of white sugar dissolved in
one teaspoonful Of lemon juice and one
tablespoonful of orange juice. Butter
pan, -four 1t lightly and bake the
cake In a steady oven for forty min
utes
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Lemon soufiie Pudding.

1t Is the pastry cream, same as used
In Boston cream puffs, with white of
eggs whipped to froth stirred in and
then baked. 1t rises high In the oven;
should be served Immediately, or at
least not allowed to become cold. Use
quart of milk, eight ounces of sugar,
five ounces of -four IA heaped cup, an
ounce of butter, eight eggs. The yolks
then be made nearly cold and favored
with lemon, and the eight whites then
added. A spoonful of sweetened cream
in each dish for sauce.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Peach Short Cake.

To Two cups Of flour add four tea
spoonfuls of baking powder. one-half
spoonful Of salt, one-quarter cup OF
butter and one tablespoonful of sugar.
round buttered pans. When done, re-
move and butter under crust we'll,
spread with peaches, pared and cut
into sections, sprinkle well with sugar,
and put over the upper crust buttered.
Cover the top with peaches and ar
range pieces around the outside edge.
Cover with whipped cream.-Good
Housekeeping.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Mlles-AIrs. Catehem has Just been
divorced from her fifth husband.
Glles-Is that so?
Mlles-Yes; and, strange to say. each
time she was led 10 the altar on Fri
day
Glles-Well. l suppose she VIII keep
1t up until she has acquired her thir-
teenth victory. just to see II that will
break her run of tough luck
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

-Four slices of pineapple cut in dice,
one lemon and one orange sliced very
thin, eight tablespoonfuls of sugar, one
pint of iced water and one cup of
shaved ice. Place the fruit in a bowl,
strew with the sugar and a little ice,
and in ten minutes add the iced water.
Stir well and pour into glasses half
full of shaved ice; decorate with ripe
berries.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Peach Mousse.

Mash and rub the peaches through a
colander, and for every cupful of the
fruit allow a heaping tablespoonful of
powdered sugar. If you have a quart
of the fruit, add to it half an ounce
of gelatine, dissolved In as little water
as possible. Add a few drops of
brandy, and fold in pint of stiffly
whipped cream. Put into mold and
pack in ice.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Where are you going, Jason?'
querlcd the citizen of Kentucky.
Coin down TO Matilda Lees TO pop
the question" replied the lank youth.
But you have your gun"
Eyes; If | find Brace Bradley's ahead
of me I'll pop him."
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Select medium-slZed potatoes, wash,
using brush, put In a dripping pan
and bake in hot oven forty minutes,
or until soft. Cut in halves length
wise, scoop out inside, mash, season
with butter. salt and pepper. and
moisten with hot milk.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Shell the peas and mix a halfpint
OF salt with every quart of peas. Stand
over night and in the morning drain
off all moisture and pack the peas and
salt tightly in alright jars. Seal the
jars and wrap each In dark paper.
When the peas are wanted soak over
night, then cook In the usual way.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Marital Amenities.

Hateful thlngr' she cried In the
midst of their spat. Il was silly
goose when l married you"
perhaps So" replied the great
brute lat any rate, you were no chick
en- "-Philadelphla Press.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

This pie should be made with upper
and lower crusts of plain paste in the
usual manner. For the inside slice the
tomatoes thin, arrange on the lower
crust, add one-half cup of sugar, the
juice of one lemon, and a sprnkling
of cinnamon.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Dreaded the Interview.

Medium fat spiritualistic seanee)-ls
Mr.. Keezlcks present? His deceased
wife wishes to communicate with him.
Mr. Keczicks Gin an agitated voice.
Tell her Id rather not I'm married
Igaln.-Chicago Tribune.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Toncher--If | borrow dollar from
you will it be necessary TO hand it
back tomorrow or can You wait until
next week for it,
Frost-Im too busy to discuss purely
hypothetical questions. Ask somebody
who likes TO argue.-Kansas City Jour
nal
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Nevertheless. my dear" said the
masculine portion of the combine.
there are "A number of men in the
world who are my mental interiors"
John reioined the wife of his bos-
ON as she looked him square in the
eye, You We're always a confirmed
crninn
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

who" asked the originator of fool
questions, according to your notion,
is the most popular woman in the Uni
ted States?'
THE blonde lady whose face adorns
the $50 gold piece replied the old
bachelor.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Cut some bananas in two lengthwise
and roll in powdered macaroons. Fry
till good brown In butter. Arrange
in circle, putting in the center some
currant jelly with Marasehino cher
ries In ii.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
at will the doctors do 2"
Quite Another Matter.

Before | give you my answer" said
the fluffy haired summer girl, Il would
like to know If you are in a position to
keep me in the style to which l have
always been accustomedT"
'If the styles don't change too often
| am replied the wise youth "other-
wise the odds are in favor of my going
broke"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

"What of my futureY' asked the fair
maid.
"You will never know what grief or
sorrow u.s." answered the fortune teller.
"And-wlll | marryr queried the
fair one, anxiously.
Sure" replied the visionary prophet
ess -Four times"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Edyth-I wonder II Dolly Swift is
really as bad as she Is painted?
Mayme-I don't see how she can be
She certainly does paint dreadfully."
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

The old colored parson gazed at the
swarming mosquitoes with sigh.
yes" he unused, dem dab mosqui-
toes am smahteh den | is. Dey kin
keep de congregation awake en- |
can't"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Remove the strings and boil the
beans until tender in slightly sailed
boiling water; put into glass jars, pour
heated spiced vinegar over them and
seal up tightly.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Would BE Sportsman suppose es
erybody must begin as-er-er-a be
glnner don't you know.
Gamekeeper-To be sure. sir; bni
some continue 1t good deal longer
than others.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Mrs. Naggs-Man's superiority over
woman is all In his mind.
Naggs-Not all of it, my dear. Part
of it is due to his physical strength.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Miss Olde-Harry said he'd like us
to be married in a balloon. He's fond
of freak marriages.
Miss Rose-But why go to the trou-
BILE of going up in balloon?
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Eyalyn-And did he pine away and
die after you refused to marry him?
Imogene-No; the ungrateful wretch
married miserably we'll.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Have you reviewed that new book
entitled THE Editors PurseY' asked
the critics other half.
II merely glanced at IT," replied the
masculine end of the sketch. There's
nothing in it."
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Pas Wisdom,

Little Willie-What are dividends,
pa?
Pa-Diydends, my son. are what the
stockholders get after the directors
appropriate their share.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

This is the first bread | ever made"
remarked the young wife.
Well" rejoined the optimistic hus-
band, there's nothing like starting
with a solid foundation"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Miss Ascum-Did you really attend
her wedding?
Miss Wryvell-Oh. yes, indeed And
| enjoyed myself immensely.
Miss Ascum-Did you, really?
Miss Wryvell-Her gown didn't fit
her at all, and | heard several people
say she looked n perfect fright.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

When you are IN need of pure and
wholesome stimulant, ask for Old
Kirk Whisky. \. P. Hotaling & Co,
429 jackson St, San Francisco. Cal.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Knew the Pattern.

Landlord-Ill have to request you to
pay in advance, Mr.. Shortleigh.
Shortleigh-Why, amt my trunk
good for a weeks board?
Landlady-No; it looks like one of
those emotional trunks.
ortleigh-Emotional?
Landlady-Yes; one that is easily
moved
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Tonic for impaired health. spruance,
Stanley * Co., San rancisco. Ken
lucky Favorite Whiskey unsurpassed
for medicinal purposes.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

Amateur Actor-Oh, | don't want to
take that character. III make an idiot
of myself, sure
Mana ger-Well. you said you wanted
a n aogV port
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

To-day drink some "Castlewoodn Bour-
bon, or Rye Whiskey. Highest grade Ken
lucky goods. Cartan, Mccarthy IL Co..
sole distributors, San Francisco.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
Friendly Suggestion.

Biggs-Pm proud Of my family tree
Diggs-You ought to whitewash 1t.
-Whltewash it! What for?
Diggs-To keep the insects off.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

She-Young Addiction is rather slow,
isn't he?
He-Yes; he's as slow as a woman
walking along the street reading a
letter.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26
True to Her Sex.

Mr.. Newpop-Why. our baby talked
when it was five months old.
Mr.. 0ldwed-No wonder; it's girl
baby.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

When married man invests in a
talking machine the Coroner's office
should be notified.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-26

There are lots of ways of talking
hut only one way to hold your tongue