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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

A Philadelphia school teacher tells OF
these blunders of children In physiolo-
gy examination papers:
Occupations which are injurious to
the health are carbolic acid sas. which
is impure blood"
When you have an illness it makes
your health bad, as we'll as having a
disease"
"A stonemason's work is injurious
because when he is chipping he
breathes in all the little chips, and then
they are taken into the lungs
"All mechanical work is Injurious to
the health"
The word function seemed to puz-
zle the children tremendously Ques-
lions containing that word were an
swered as follows
The skin discharges function call
ed perspiration."
THE function of the heart is be-
tween the lungs
The hearts function is called tho
rax."
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12
Index 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meeting-Palestine Commandery, No.
z, K. T.
Special Notice-Ship Notice, J. f.
Minis & Co., Agents.
Business NOTES.-The Reason, at
MINISTER'S.
Three Hundred and Seventy Lots-C.
H. Dorset, Auctioneer.
Enthusiastically Excursion Days
to Tybee.
Proposals Wanted-For Construction
of Officers Quarters at Fort McPher-
son, Ga.
Good Printing-The Morning News
Job Department.
French Clarets-The Delmonico Co.
What-Falk's, Around the Corner.
Warburines-At Rowlinskis.
The Blue Streak Tribune-At Latti-
more's.
Silver Polish-The Gorham Co.
Foods-Postum Food Coffee.
observation-disclosures; Castoria.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Hel
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Mis-
cellaneous.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12
LunchroOnn Stratery.

He walked into one of the gilded
palaces of indigestion, and, taking a
seat at the table, YEARLY ran his eye
up and down the bill of fare, says the
New York Times. Comparing the fig
ures after the names with the amount
of money he had in his pocket, he
thought for a while and then asked
for a steak.
1t was brought to him, and he gazed
at it with sadness in his face. Then
he tried to cut 1t. He might as well
have tried to cut through a granite
wall with a dull eraser, but still he
tried and still he failed. Then he call
ed the boy with the white coat.
Say" said the man with the hunger
and the tough steak, Il can't cut this
meat"
The boy was silent for a moment.
and then he picked up the knife and
looked at the edge.
zone minute, SIR" he said, and then
he sped to the region of the cook
He came back in a moment but he
did not bring another steak. He sim
ply handed the man with the hunger
a knife and remarked:
This knife is sharper"
This is a great age we are living in.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12
SAVED BY BALFOUR.

Great Britain isn't going to change
from free trade to protection right
away. Mr.. Chamberlain's proposition
to adopt the protective system, modi-
fed by a system of reciprocity with
her colonies, has. as it were, been
"hung up" for time. When 1t will be
brought to the attention of the country
again is not stated.
1t is probable that Mr.. Chamberlain
would have had to resign IL Mr.. Bal
four. the prime minister. had not gone
to his assistance and helped him out of
the difficulty into which he had sue
ceeded in getting himself. The dis
patches say that Mr.. Ba1four quieted
the storm which Mr.. Chamberlain had
raised and brought order out of chaos
by dexterous and extraordinary
speech. 1t was delivered in the House
of Commons on Wednesday night, and
at it's conclusion 1t was evident that
the protective tariff incident was prac.
tically closed, and that there would be
no designations from the ministry and
that the ministry itself would not re-
sign.
1t has been made clear to the mind of
Mr.. Chamberlain. in all probability,
that England is not yet ready TO aban-
don free trade. She has prospered
wonderfully under it. and it is evident
ly the belief of the people that she can
continue to thrive under II.
The working people are against the
protective system, not only because 1t
would increase the price of foodstuffs,
but also because 1t would. in their
opinion, tend to restrict the trade of
England. MIR. Chamberlain thought he
could make them understand that the
cost of food would not be greater than
1t is now, but he does not seem to have
been successful in that effort.
AS n matter of fact. however. the
campaign in favor of the protective
system was much too short The sub
ject is one that requires a great deal of
study and, before it is brought forward
again, it will be studied thoroughly. In
the course of few years it may have
many more friends in England than II
has at present. In the meantime Mr..
Chamberlain will remain in the cabinet.
for the present at least. and probably
viii be content to follow beaten paths,
instead OF trying 10 get up issues cal
culated 10 disturb the people.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

In Sherman's memorable march to
the sea his forces encountered foe
which might have turned the tide of
events had it not been for the timely
interference of petticoat protection,
says Hppincott's. AS the serried col
umns Of soldiers advanced with great
and imposing pomp and power down
the main street of Savannah, Ca, a
gate suddenly sprang open and emit
ted rusty, ragged negro urchin and
a grisly, bench-legged cur. both thor
oughly electrified with curiosity and
excitement. With true canine agrees
siveness the small dog barked and
bounded with audacious ferocity, while
the terror-stricken boy, paralyzed by
the pomp of the panorama passing be-
fore him, without moving his eyes or
changing his attitude, screamed the
alarm: "Oh, nanny, nanny! Don't
let Tige bite the ARMY"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12
Whnt Worried Hin,

Lem Whitaker was one of the fast
young bucks of Eastern Kentucky,
says the Baltimore American. His mot
to was to gather in a share of all the
fun" going
One winter LENS merry go-round of
dizziness got the better of him, and he
found himself with tough case of
pneumonia.
The doctor saw that he was about
ready to Kick the bucket, and had a
private audience with him for the pur-
pose Of warning him of his prospective
change of residence. When the doctor
had finished, Lem said:
Doc. you know that young nag O.
mine?"
Yes" said the doctor, puzzled at his
patients Indifference to death.
Il was offered 800 for her three
months ago"
'Well?" said the doctor, inquiringly.
"Oh, nothin'," said Lem, "only, doc,
l wisht I'd 'ook it. Think of the
sprees could had on it before this!'
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

Jersey Justice has a knotty prob
lem to solve. but II viii probably be
solved in a satisfactory manner, since
Jersey justice usually gets there"
The case, in a nutshell, is this: At
Hammondton, Miss Lena Werner was
Sitting up" with her beau. Miss Lena
is twenty years old. AS the parlor
clock chinned II, Miss Werner's STEP
mother called from up stairs that it
was time for the young lady to go to
bed. I'm go to bed when 1 get ready"
answered Miss Lena. To this there
was no verbal reply. but there came
an ominous humping of stockinged
feet down the stairs, and in less time
than 1t takes to tell It the tepmoth-
er had Miss Lena across her knees and
was spanking her soundly-and this
in the presence Of her beau! The
young man dlscreetly grabbed his hat
and fed. Now Miss Lena is asking the
courts to FURNISH the stepmother for
assault and battery.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

Notwithstanding the gubernatoriaI
election in North Carolina will not be
held until next year, there are already
six avowed candidates in the field with
a lot more in prospect. The Old North
State is noted for the public spirit of
its citizens and the freedom with which
they offer to lay themselves upon the
altar of their country. 1t is also noted
for the fairness with which the Demo-
Gratis treat each other in their prelim-
mary Skirmishing.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

The Philadelphia Record calls atten-
ton to an exceptional case of personal
devotion and disinterestedness that
has been brought to light by the Post
office Department investigation. 1t is
this: Samuel SPEECH, who on Friday
last entered bail in $4,000 for the APP
pearance of Inspector Machen, some
time ago gave up a $1,000 position in
order to become Machen's bookkeeper,
with a salary of $1,000" Does the
Record find difficulty in believing Mr..
SPEECH would sacrifice $500 per year
for the pleasure of being near his
friend?
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12
WGEEI III

Hello, Central!" MEHlz A RsSl
"dello!" wFV17TERyF
Give me any one Of these grocera
who do not happen to be busy"
''One moment, I'll read the list in
this mornings paper: s. w. Branch
Co., Delmonico Co., John Lyons. Har.
dee & Marshall, A. M & c. w. wesA
McGrath & Ransford, L. B. Greer, C.
a. Munster, Nicholas Lang, George
Schroeder. c. H. Monsees, Theo Groot,
and Southern Grocery Company"
II want to get bottle of Kalola
Companys Pure Extracts, with the
natural fruit flavor 1 am interested
in these pure food discussions and Mrs.
Commonsense, next door, says their
Vanilla is the purest she has ever
tried
Am sorry, all busy; will call YOU"
Thank you. Goodbye"
Goodbye"
Don't forget, please. Goodbye"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12


A well-known Presbyterian minister
Of Cambridge is never happier than
when relating his pet anecdotes con-
corning courtship and marriage, says
the New York Times. One Of his fav-
orites, which he usually reserves for
wedding breakfasts, is of a young cou-
pie of his acquaintance who had been
married by a Quaker. Immediately eft-
ter the ceremony the Quaker said to
the bridegroom:
Friend, thou art at the end of thy
troubles"
A few weeks later the man came to
the minister. boiling over with rage,
having found his wife regular vixen,
and said
II thought you said 1 was at the
end of my troubles?'
so l did, friend. but 1 did not say
which end" replied the Quaker.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

Rather than sit by colored boy at
the graduating exercises of a high
school, George o. Wildback, who stood
high in his class, declined to receive
his diploma. This was not in Missis-
sippi or Alabama, where there is race
prejudice, but in the city of Indianap-
oils, Ind, where the equality of all
mankind is supposed to be taught by
precept and example.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

Prof Darwin, of the Royal Institute,
bids fair TO get himself into disrepute
with the advocates of an eight-hour
day. He says that the days are actual
ly and constantly getting longer, by
reason Of the friction of the tides, the
resistance of the ether and other
causes, so that in the course of some
hundreds of thousands of years the
space of time intervening between
daylight and dark will be fifty-hve
times as long as the present day. A
day like that would no doubt suit some
employers, but there is some consola-
ton in the fact that they will have
to wait awhile for It.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

"'Quay for national chairman was
the talk among leading Republicans in
Washington to-day" says the CORE
spondent of the Philadelphia Ledger.
He is a good man for the place and
a fine exemprar. of Republican meth
DDS. He conducted Harrison's CAM
paign in 1888, and landed his man in
the White House. And Immediately
there arose in all parts Of the country.
from men Of both parties. demand
for the enactment Of laws against
bribery and corruption in elections, so
rotten had been the campaign. But it
was a successful campaign, and that
end justified the means employed, in
the view of politicians of the Quay
class. Now, II Mr.. Roosevelt has reach
ed the conclusion that his chances are
well nigh hopeless and he is desperate
ly afraid of the outcome, Quay is just
the man for the craftsmanship; but he
will need several barrels of money and
a lot of federal patronage to be used
in the job.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

DR.. Wiley's poison squad" as the
young men who have been eating pre-
served foods for the Agricultural De-
partnent at Washington are called. IL
10 have a vacation OF three months.
beginning July I. during which time
they Will be AZ liberty 10 eat and drink
according 70 their own desires. The
purpose OF the experiments. as Is very
well understood. Is 10 test the effects
on the human system Of borag. boracic
aeia and other preventative used In
FOOD products. When the poison
SQUAD RESUMES duty IN October Il h.
Dr. Miley's purpose 20 take up bottled
beverages and see how ths preserya-
yves used in them affect sac system.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

Bourke Cochran, the New York
lawyer and orator. will bring a bride
with him on his return from England.
She is Miss Kathleen, the youngest
daughter of Lord Justice Matthew, of
the English Supreme Court. Miss
Matthew is about % years old; Mr..
Cochran is 40.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

The famous old yacht America. that
gave its name 10 the blue ribbon trophy
OF the yachting world. will soon be
thing Of the past. She is still afioat
but her days Of usefulness are over
There IL nothing remarkable about
this, however, since she IL more than
nifty years old. In an proba billty shs
viii be soon broken up and made into
souvenirs for yacbtsmen She h ihe
property u Congressman Ansf. who
inherited her from hls fathsr-in-iaw.
TIE late Gen. =. y. Butler.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

Chief Justice Fuller has been eligible
TO retirement since last February. A
story current IL 10 the effect that he
will retire during the next few months
and that the President will appoint
Gov Taft OF the Philippines to be his
successor. The rumor Of the success
sorshlp IL not new. but II j. news that
the change iF expected 10 he made at
time IN the very near future.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12
The weather.

The indications for Georgia for to-
day are for fair weather, with fresh to
brisk northwest winds. Eastern FIor-
ida generallys fair weather, with fresh
west to northwest winds.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

On Tuesday cotton touched the high
est notch IN twenty-four years on
that DAY IL sold IN New Orleans AZ
1850 cents per pound. which figure las
not been eqpalled since 1873. ~ there
were only some way 70 neil the price
a. that hEure and hold a. untH che
neat crop could be- marketed
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12
POLISHED PLATE GLASS

We are the Southern distributing
agents of the Penn-American Plate
Glass Co. We carry at our Atlanta
warehouse the largest stock in the
South.
WINDOW GLASS, lots of IL, all
sizes, single and double, at our ware
houses both In Savannah and in At
lanta. Dowell Pins, Blind Staples,
Glaciers Diamonds, Putty and Points.
Mail orders promptly shipped.
F. j. COOLIDGE & Bro,
SAVANNAH. ATLANTA.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

1t is worthy Of notice that the French
general who has been shooting holes
into the Figuigs is named OConnor.
In Havana they have a street named
in honor of the famous Spanish general
O'RiIeY.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12

THE sleeping woman of Thenolles,"
in France, is dead. In May, 1888, she
was thrown into a cataleptic sleep
through fear of a visit of the police,
and 1t was found impossible to
awaken her. Through the twenty
years of her sleep her pulse and respi-
ration continued normal. Some
months ago she began to show signs
of consumption, from the effects of
which disease she died few days
ago. The day before her death she
opened her eyes and spoke a few
words, the first time she had done
either since she began her long sleep.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-06-12
ONE VINO KNOWS

DIR. LEWIS A. HINES, Refractionist,
14S Whitaker St. near Oglethorpe ave.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-05-08


WHEREAS under and by authority
invested in the State Board of Exam
liners. by an Act entitled An Act to
the proving up of Indian War an =
Indian Depreciation Claims approved
March 18th 1903,
NOW THEREFORE: Notice is here
by given to all persons having claim
of the character as mentioned above
which said claims accrued within the
Territorial limits of the present State
of Nevada. between the first DAY o.
January, 1860. and the date of the
approval of this Act, to present them
by petition, showing the items there
of, to the Board within sixty days
from the first publication of this
notice.
w. G. Douglass
James G. Sweeney
State Board of Examiner
Carson City, Nevada.
Date of first publication April 19t:.
1903.
Attest:
Geo N. Noel.
Clerk
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-05-08
Fs4ts5--ssss.y.- sas. Is -.
Notice Of Stockholders Meeting.

The annual meeting Of the stock
holders of the Yellow Astor Mining
& Milling Company, will be held at
Hotel Arlington, Carson City Nevada
On Saturday, May 16, 1903 at p. m
other business which may lawfully
come before the stockholders.
BY order of the Board of Directors
r. l.. Burcham,
Secretary.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-05-08

Chauncev Latta is still with us, and
a one cent POSTAL card addressed III
him will bring 20 your house fu....
line of the latest samples" carpets,
linoleum and mating, Tae33y made and
mede to order suits; a full line of I'M
derwear and overshirts; lace curtains.
shades, russ and nertieres; feather:
and feather pillows: None but the best
ON exhibition. Inv
Parties interested in assaying, pros
pecting, ETC., can now have their as.
says made without sending them
away. Ernest Sweetland has returned
from California and any samples left
| ly attended to.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-05-08

The sheriff wishes to inform all par
ties owning cattle and horses that
they will not be permitted to roam
the streets. All loose stock will be
empounded from this time on. All dog
owners are notified that the tags have
been received and all dogs found
without tags will be destroyed. The
law will be strictly enforced this sea-
son
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-05-08
Notice.

All persons indebted to the estate u
u. Gree, deceased, will please settle
with the undersigned on or before the
10th. Of April, or suit will be Instituted
for their collection.
Dr.. Vim. J. Gree,
Administrator of said estate.
To Whom it May Concern.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-05-08

VTyISf1EST0t.0 70 70 KotS 80
Joe Plat has received an invoice
of Mexican hats. They are just the
thing for outing wear as they are in
destructa BILE and can be formed into
any shape desired.
Pound Notice.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-05-08
Notice to the Public.

The Carson City Gas Company beg
leave to inform it's patrons and resi-
dents of Carson. that the same excell-
ent service will continue at much re-
ducer rates. reports to the contrary
Notwithstanding.
T. ]. Edwards, Secretary.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-05-08
cemetary Water.

Notice is hereby given that water
will be turned on May LIST. and that
no person or persons that are in areas
for water in former years will be al
lowed the use OF the water until the
amounts are paid.
Geo. w. Keith,
Secretary.
Carson City, April 30th. 1903.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-05-08

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veinaton, 9. l. Lee, o. NJ Ryan. :. oeos"' = "
OFFICERS, .
T. g. Hickey, President; George H. Meyers 's wee 's.
D. NJ Ryan, PRESIDENT a. W. R'e"aro Cash. ~" WV
r Davis Asst. Cash. 8sey.
BRANCH. .si7E@e"
49, 49,, ..,.. 80. r.,...h :4.+:<
y -, :. ".s. ...+ c..h.r Aoeney Teuepah. 4a5.~
SAFE DEPOSIT DEPARTMENT
ovEk HUNDRED >FE DEPOSIT BOXES ,svs - ~
being q hi7nc"
.tsel Thsy are BURGLAR FIRE PROOF sno euer pox
~ recspeaels wsly &C. They Ass ,sna 81
800 prssura,:.Ag - - aesrds0 = ~ tsi
Asnishea apVasaaIeaI
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-05-08
Piano Tuning.

1t is not necessary to send money
out of town in order to have piano
properly tuned. Professor Hendricks
bids for a share of Carson's work and
will guarantee his work. His work for
the past year will speak for itself, and
parties desiring tuning will do we'll to
keep the money at home and get bet.
ter results