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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
Mis- Rlaaar al Law Aeain.

Laura Biggar, the actress involved IN
the Bennett scandal, has been sued Tor
100000 by the wife OF Dr. herrlcA' VINO
vas her accomplice. for alternating the
dOctor's affections.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
Another Northern Lynehine.

At Devon, w. Va, a negro who assaulted
a l4-vear- old white girl was taken by a
mob OF 200 men and tortured to death,
being flayed alive. his tongue cut out ana
his body hacked to pieces.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
Farm Help Wantea West.

There is a great scarcity Of farm help in
Kansas and neighboring states for the
gathering of crops Men are putting
themselves up at auction to sell their serv-
ices to the highest bidder. College stu
dents from Harvard, Yale and Princeton
have gone West TO work in the wheat
AaITg
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
Frenob President in London.

The British are giving President Louoel
~ France grand welcome on his visit 70
their capital. The ceremony includes an
;mpressive naval review at southampton
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
Io Protect Trading Vessels.

American trading vessels having been
seized by both the Venezuelan government
and the revolutionists, the gunboat Ban
croft has been despatched TO prevent other
similar occurrences.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
Nenro in Safe Keeping.

The negro whom the mob tried to lynch
at Evansville. Ind, has been taken TO the
state prison for safe keeping until his trlal,
which has been postponed until popular
feeling subsidies.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
The Russian Jews Innocent.

The murderer of the boy, Donbassary,
whose death was charged to the Jews and
caused the Kishineff massacre among
them, has been discovered. He IS a gard
ener and has confessed that he and the
bows uncle committed the crime.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
rn Einht Fire With Fire.

The National Manufacturers associa-
tion will provide fund OF s1,5O,OOO for
combating labor unions. one OF the
plans is to organize the non-unlon EN-
nloves for resistance to the unions.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
Quarantine Removed.

The quarantine that was placed ON the
shipment of cattle and sheep from Boston
last fall ON account of the foot and mouth
disease has been removed and stock may
now be shipped from that port.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16

A little life may be sacrificed to an
hours DELAY. Cholera infantum, dysen-
terry, diarrhHa come suddenly. Only safe
plan is to have DR.. Fowler's Extract of
Wild straw berry always on hand.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
Nem York EmbezzIement.

The Cornwall, n. Y, bank has been
wrecked by its treasurer, Joseph W. Cum-
min. who is short $4,000 in his account,
having speculated with the banks funds
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
RIn conventlon 81 penver.

The Christian Endeavor international
convention at Denver, Col, last week was
attended by 10000 delegates.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
noaths frnm Heat ln Citles.

The cities have been suffering from m n
tense heat the past week. There were 80
deaths and 50 prostrations from heat IN
New York city Friday
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
Wise King Flour is always reliable
SOUTH RANDOLPH.

c. NJ. Riford is helping A. p. Paine in
haying.
Deer have been seen several times IN THIS
neighborhocd lately.
L. l.. Paine has just returned from a
short visit 90 his relatives in Lisbon \. II.
William Jaquith Paine, Dr. Paine's son
from Royalton, is visiting the Paine reia-
tives in this section. lie is recent grad
uate Of the Chester High school.
Mrs. II. W. Smith from Michigan,
dangbter Of Herbert smith Of East Bethel,
and her two children, Lowell and kliza-
beth. visited at Albert Paine Wednesday.
Wise King Flour Is most economical.
1.aie.. hair ,..nrl Mrs. M. II. BEAN.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16

The pier OF the Scandinavian American
line al Hoboken, n. j., was burned fri-
day. Loss, sJO0,00o.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16

ladies' hair work MRS. II. II. BEAN,
455 Dudley ST., Roxbdry, Mass
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-07-16
NORTH RANDOLPH.

Sales OF wise King Flour are increasing
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
RAILROADS.
USED NATURES BATTERY
Northern Pacific Telegraph Line
Operated by Natural Wave Cur
rents in Recent Storm.

%. C.@Greene, superintendent of the
Northern Pacific telegraph, and AS
sistant Dildine telegraphed to Dickin-
son. N. D., late Saturday with nat
ural electric waves instead of dynamo
energy.
The superintendent says Of the ex-
pertinent:
Our railway wires to Dickinson were
cleared of all battery and dynamo current
and left dead The st. Paul end was
then grounded in the earth. The Dickin-
son end was also grounded. Utilizing the
energy of the currents travelling thru the
earth between ST. Paul and Dickinson and
passing them over the wires by means Of
the grounded ends, we obtained COM
pete circuit which carried only the nat
ural electric energy.
THE energy from the earth currents
came in regular waves, of about three
minutes duration, which continued with
rhythmic regularity. They swung from neg.
|ative to positive polarity and during the
maximum positive polarity we could re-
ceive and transmit messages to and from
Dickinson with ease.
1.-THE greatest energy of the current
shown by our volt meter, which was OF
limited register, was 800 volts. One par
ticular strong wave would probably
have. shown much greater force had we
been able to record its intensity
At times during the experiments the
volt meter plainly showed that it's registry
had been exceeded and that the intensity
Of the current was greater than it could
record.
| Electrical experts state that the force o.
the natural current must have been al
least equal to the artificial electric energy
required to operate railway and CONNER
ciai wires. The Western Union quac
wires to Dickinson carry $40 volts. Be
| tween ST. Paul and Chicago. Western
Union copper wires carry 355 volts ant
the iron wires $40 volts. The distance i
about 400 miles. The natural energy, j
is stated. was probably equal to this volt
age during the intensity Of the waves, ant
at times exceeded it.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
THE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL.

cities showing that a project to organ
lie an equipment company with a cap-
ital OF not less than 100000 is UNI
to buy all the private refrigerator and
cars and operate them In
the interests Of the railroads at a per
diem charge. It is also expected to
organize railway clearing house for
the prompt and cheap settling OF ball
ances in the interchange Of cars, the
service rates, settle demurrage and
switching accounts and inaugurate re-
forms in the car service. Meanwhile,
lit is advised by Mr.. Midgley, the roads
should not pay for private cars when
hauling empty and should reduce the
compensation from l cent mile to
three-fourths, and from three-fourths
to mills.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
STOCK SHIPPERS D1sPLEAsED
Talk of Cutting OFF Free Return Priv
ileges the Cause.

Talk OF cutting on FTtc TteLuTH FTIv-
ileges the Cause.
Stock shippers are not pleased with
the action of the Western Traffic Man
ayers association which, altho secret,
is understood to mean a cutting off
of the free-return privileges after taxi
ing stock shipments to market. One
prominent shipper said: I cannot
believe that the big railroads of the
west will carry out any such plan.
When they have had time to reflect,
they must come to the conclusion that
a ruling of this kind will result in loss
rather than profit to the roads. The
inducements for shippers to make a
short haul to avoid paying railroad
fare in returning and the reduced rev.
enues from freight business would in
most cases leave a balance on the
wrong side for the roads when final re-
suits were figured -. -. -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
Illinois Central In Iowa.

Cedar Falls, Iowa Nov. 3.-In answer
to a protest from the business who sub
scribed and paid $4,000 for right of way
for the new line of Illinois Central track
connecting with the Albert Lea branch
north Of the city, the company promises
to begin operations in the spring as soon
as the New Hartford line is completed.
The money was paid the company some
months ago.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
RAILROAD NOTES.

G. A. Goodrow, former general manager of the
Rock Island has been made general manager Of
the Alton to succeed j. H. Barrett, resigned
+. ]. Kehoe. secretary to III. NJ. Pearse, gem
eral freight agent of the Omaha has been made
contracting freight agent at Duluth.
The Wabash will have fifteen tracks from the
main line to it's station at the entrance to the
st. Louis exposition grounds. These Will handle
so, 900 persons daily.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
BIRTHS.

Donoher-sIr. and Mrs. Thomas, 24s Lyndale
cederstrand Mr.. and Mrs. August, 515 Fourth
street NE, girl.
Urness.Mr. and Mrs. John, 1917 Twenty fifth
avenue NE, girl.
Axt-Mr.. and Mrs +. c., 1924 Pillsbury ave
nue., girl.
sotz-Mr and Mrs. l., Swedish hospital.
Ostlund-NIr. and Mrs. o. NJ. 1886 Fifteenth
Gay-sir and Mrs. eW. b.. SIG Ninth stree,
: Collins-A1r and Mrs. John, 2126 Aldrich ave
rs sch Nv and Mrs. NJ. 41e Ninth avenue
is, girl.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
Discussed Car SHORTAGE

Representatives of Washington lumber
dealers met yesterday in the Lumber Ex-
change to confer with v H. Beckman,
secretary of the Pacific Coast Lumber
mems association, concerning the car
shortage. A car petition will be presented
! to the general freight agents of railroad
systems.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03

Dyspepsia in its worst forms will
yield to the use Of Carriers Little
Nerve Pills, aided by Carriers Little
Liver Pills. They not only relieve
present distress shut strengthen the
stomach and digestive apparatus.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
G. G. w. OMAHA PLANS
Mr.. SticlSney States His Purpose to
1 Create Grain Market There.

CFtItC UFttIH NIuTKcU IfItTc.
Western, who went to Omaha on the
first regular train Sunday night. stated
that it was the ultimate purpose of
himself and associates to establish
there one of the largest grain markets
in the country. With this in mind,
he had bought, thirty-five acres on
which to build elevators and flour
mills, to be in connection with all grain
carrying lines which reach the city.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
Low Rates

On sale to Arkansas, Colorado, Kan
sas, Oklahoma, Texas and Louisiana
the first and third Tuesday of each
month over the Rock Island system.
For information call on or address w.
l.. Hathaway city passenger agent,
1922 Nicollet avenue, Minneapolis.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
DEATHS,

Observation-Disclosures. 2S15 Third street N.
Boss-George W., Milwaukee depot.
Clark-Mary H., 423 Sixth street Sc.
Beden-Norman. 1928 Sixth street N.
observation-disclosures. 2412 Fourth avenue s.
Huhn-George, Abbott's hospital.
Lindel-AleX, 31S Eighth avenue NE.
Rowell--Eliphalet. 1924 Second avenue S.
Campbell-Elizabeth $50 Sixth avenue n.
Smpson--Nathan. 200 Fifteenth street S.
Lund-Martin, Asbury hospital.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
PRIVATE CAR LINE MERGER

J. w. Midgley Has a Plan to Save
Money for Railroads.
J. W. Midgley who has conducted
in the newspapers, and trade journals
for the last year a campaign against
private car lines, has reached the point
where he is going to take action. Cir
culars have been received in the twin
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03

Private Hotels and Boarding. Houses
Strangers are always looking for
rooms and board. They look to The
Journal for information. Keep your
want ad standing in The Journal: it
will bring you business,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03

CEYLON AND INDIA NATURAL GREEN tea by its
absolute purity and delicious flavor is displacng Japan
tea just SALADA Black is dispacing all other black
teas Sealed lead packets &c. Coo and zoe per h. By
all grocers.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03
MARRIAGES..

Thomas Kelley and Margaret German.
Henry +. Pearson and Georgia b. Davis.
Edward F. Nettleton and Cerena p. Lilgengren
Otto s. Kallmon and Maria E. Rodstrom.
Herman E. Hohage and Lucy Lesley
stephen H. Guatine and Bertha ]. Austdahl
Richard H. Rehl and Jennie W. Peterson
Frank Hoenigschidt and Julia O'ToOle.
William de Zychlinski and Florence " Bacon
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-11-03

Carey's Magnesia Cement Roofing.
The most durable, economical and
practical fireproof roofing made. w.
S. Mott Company. Both phones, 376.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
A New Cure for Rheumatism-5o,ooo
Boxes Free!

While an invalid from Rheumatism. when
nothing in the wClll would even relieve me,
/ succeeded III combining five rare drugs
into Il compound, which completely cured
me contrary to the predictions of my doc
tor. l then tried this remedy on my friends
and ncighhors suffering from rheumatism.
also on hospital patients, with such won
derfnl results that even prominent physi-
clans had to admit that my remedy was Il
positive success.
Since then the remedy has cured hun
dreds Of lecrcpit persons who could neither
clothc nor feed themselves, among them
persons Of 20 and 50 years of age. who had
suffered for more than 10 years. So posi-
tive am l what this remedy will do. that I
have set aside $1,000 Boxes for free dis
trihution So that other unfortunate suffer-
ers may profit by my good luck. 1t is a
wonderful remedy and there is no doubt
that 1t will cure all cases given up by doc
tors and hospitals.
Remember that I ask you no money, sim.
ply send Your name and address for free
box. and should you need more You can
have 1t at a tlifing cost. 1t is not my IN
@tention to accumulate a big fortune out Ut
my discovery. but what 1 want is to relieve
misery and torture. Address JOHN 4.
SMITH. 1N; Germania building. Milwau-
kce, Wis. Send no money nor stamps.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
j WHEEL VII :
MOvING:TAEEJ

Ould Mick McTegg,j he lost~wan leg, :" .
A bullet shot it through the air,
SO he stumped,, avick, on a. bit of aSstick /
,1ndures an out jan Everywhere;
But he tired, sMcTegg, av that wooden leg
.Whin he saw wan day at B~allyknock
A foine cork leg wild many Il peg
: An wurks insoide like an, ~elght-day> clock.
&c bought that leg, did Micky MlcTesg, ;
An screwed 1t on, an made it stick,
Thin the key he wound, around an around,
VIZ Il; a clickety'., c'iekety, click, : click,
Al, musha, me, but veil niver see 4 /
A leg that worked on such a plan,
FOL 1t took. to tickinf an'rcltckin,, an kickin'
An ran away wild the poor ould mar.
1t took: .McTegg to ~Bauykilbeg. -. :x,:
, TO killann, Callan, an Antrim,
Through Mayne an Moyne, Kildare an
, To Rathnacusheran' it carried him. -
wouldn't go. slow at Ballyboe,
Nor Cork, nor Coyle; NOR Boole, nor Bray,
II behaved unruly in Ballymagooly
:. An acted outrageous In Bnllybay. :
They heard. IT crack. NJ Ballinalack,
1t bounced and ;jounced DER Knockmeal-
Like the Field It tore through Ballymore, j.
1t raised a riot in Limerick town. =
1t scared the people by climbin' a steeple,
1T tumbled on. an fell into the sea,
if 1t kipt up the motion across the green
shire iue:'HSi iicky is runn,n' Amer,ky!
Magazine.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
.A:sAD BLOW TO: TEN MEN.

Rev.. Sam :JoHes IN one. occasion deliv-
cred his sermon called wives and Hus-
bands" before an immense gathering in
Birmingham, Ala. He dwelt particular
~ on the beauty and: utility: of mutual
forbearance between husbands and
wives, and then. as though DESTROYS of
showing the rarity of that Quality, said:
IF there is.a woman in. this vast gath
who has never said an unkind word
20 her husband; she will please stand
up.?,r..; =; :'!:. 80: "a
n woman arose, as Though she had
been challenged, and Jones, @beckoning
her with both arms called out:
come here, Sister!-come right I'D here
to- the; platfGrm::'' - =. ~
The woman did as hidden. and when
she feached"th the preachers side was pre-
scented to the throng as the most beauti-
tul woman in Birmingham" Jones, con-
tlnulng his address. asked any man who
had never spoken an unkind word to his
wife to- make himself known. Promptly
arose ten big, strapping, self-conscious
chaps, who started for the platform with
out further bidding, and with an air that
suggested the anticipation of praise from
the preacher. who, as they neared him,
said: ~
That's right, my men! Come right
up! | want everybody here to gaze on
ten of the most helpless liars in tile Unit
ca States Herald.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
A TERRIBLE POSSIBILITY.

Henry, my dear" said Mrs. Cobwig-
ger, in a tone of voice that told him only
too plainly what was coming, for he had
heard it every New Years eve since they
were married. Il think it is about time
that you turned over u new leaf. 1t is
to please no idle whim of mine that l ask
this, for the doctor has often said you
would be better if you gave up drinking,
and | can Sac myself that smoking IS
making you nervous, while all the neigh
bors know that if you didn't play poker
l would have a new dress once in a
while. Even though you think neither
of yourself nor of me, you should think
OF Freddie, who is getting to be a biz
boy now. Just ask yourself if this is the
proper atmosphere for him to be growing
up in
Tut. TUT" yawned Cobwigger. 81 see
You have started in Oh one of your moral
strains again. Now. try to be a little
reasonable, even though you are a -won-
an. You know very well that if I swore
Oft all those things you just mentioned
you would be the. saddest woman in the
world in a little while.". :.
"Henry," she. sobbed. chow can vou
say l would be, sad so soon if you were
Because, my DEAR he replied. with
a self-satisied smile, when Lent came
around there would be nothing left for
You to beg me to give up.''-Buffalo
News. "
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
HOLIDAYS IN PAIRS.

The Office Boys Union had adjourned
from labor to lunch, and the members
were sweeping the pastry counter of the
little German bakeshop when the walk
ing delegate, after. examining the union
iaDel on a d%oughnut, asked: ."IIas youse
KIDS seen de new calenders? ?" =
An wat er yer givjn' us now? Wee
seen a hundred NV EN-"
Oats all right, but has yer read 'em?''
A prolonged yell went up at the idea
OF reading a calendar.
II tell yer dis year nineteen-tree is the
bulllest. year vet. Yer see dem red fig
gers wot shows de Sundays and der hoi-
lerdays-dis time dey comes in pairs.
Dere's Washington's birthday - dat
comes OH Sunday. and we gets two easy
ones a running. Den deys put five Sun
days in March dis year, see? Deckera-
shun day is a Saturday, and we gets
two a running; der Fourth er July is nut
down for a Saturday.. and we skips de
ranch fer two days. Labor day is a
Monday, maxim two agin. Next Christ
mas comes on Friday, and sure dere's
nuthin' dom for tree days, and de same
wild New Year."
"Who makes de ~icalender?" piped the
delegate from Worth street.
why, de printer. yer NUT. Don't yer
see de union label? OATS what or
ganized labor is doing for us poor workin'
men.'-Dry Goods Guide.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
He GOT UP,

, There is a keen knowledge of human
nature in the following bit of >fnn from
the Lewiston Journal, but no more than
might be expected from a down-East tay-
ern keeper who has had a long experience
with autumnal spOrtsmen, of whom many
are called, but few get up. - E.-|
A mighty hunter from Boston recently
put up" at q. quaint little Maine hostel
~, n left word in the Office that he
wished to be called at 400 o'clock in the
morning. Sharp at that time the next
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06

morning came a laundering rapssat his
door. 1|a#sasa%SSa i,
= ..All righ'! I'll be down in a, lninute.s ~
called a mufled voice. from - unlels the
quilts. :. : ":," +: ~., .>.~ III +, !,
receipt" commander: Uncle Cy. ssS#ssss'
+ rReceipt! What receipt?" demanded
very w~ide-awake voice, and the , bed;
squeaked loudly. e NHf liz
Wal" grunted uancle:Cy, Il don't CAL
kerlate to have>ye humping downfhto the
9f1ce at 8 O'Clock, declaring that! = amt
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
FOR AXLE GREASE

Representative Bankhead of Alabama
was making his annual speech for the
appropriation for the Southern fast mail.
al it will cost" he said, lis the sum
You seem to know all about it," in
terrupted Representative Hank Smith of
Michigan.
II do" replied Representative Bank
head.
well, then. what is that IS cents for ~
Axle grease," said Bankhead prompt
iy.-New York World,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
HOME PREACHING.

husband isn't here: Mrs. Smith: Tin
afraid you forgot to Tell him l intended to
preach today on municipal problems: 80.
Mrs: Smith-Indeed. I did not.%I told
him that the last thing, but he said: he
would stay at home and Dead 'his: Bible
Town and COuntry..S:~* f~,. :
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
A CASE OF ARITHMETIC

Young Wife-1 want to buy a hat for
my husband: ~
Hatter-What size does he wear?
Young Wife-I declare l forgot to find
out. I know the size Of the collars he
wears, though. It's fifteen. He'd Tant
about size eighteen or twenty for a hat.
wouldn't he?-New York News,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
FORTUNES IN NEEDED iNvEXTIoNs;

Have you an inventive mind? IF SO,
you have a fortune iii: your Ihead-if You
only know how to- get@it6 out. Here's
your chance. Here. are=thirteen~things
the world needs, fol. either one OF which
it will pay o a fortune: T..
A wall-papering .machine.
A quick-acting monkey-wrench. q.
A rail joint without nuts and bolts.
A scrubbing machine. L.. -; .."I::..i,
A cuspidor that will not spill when up
set. *&':' 49,:
A trolley that will not come off the
wire. j +
A quick fre-hose coiuplidg without
screw threads. ,..a%f -. .;.
Combination ironing ! board and step
n music. leaf turner. e. '.i::; :
u window lock and burglar. alarm.
An envelope that. cannot be opened
without detection. '!~, '-'
A simple nut lock..--Atlanta Journal. :
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
NEW MAGAZINE OFFICE.

"The express agent won't let us have
that shipment Of paper,' said the bust
down." N
That's all right. Just announce that
the twentieth edition is exhausted and
out OF print; and let the, express man
go to blazes!-Atlanta Constitution,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-03-06
WEATHER A DANGEROUS TOPIC

Newitt-Well, there's one thing about
the weather: It's always a safe topic
of conversation.
Borroughs-I thought it was TODAY
when l met Lendham, but when I start
ed to speak of it he said: Eyes, it's un-
settled, and that reminds me of that note
Of yours.'-Philadelphia Press.