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The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
lie Understood.

"And after get off the cars" said
young Marley, who had asked and re-
ceived permission to call, (which way
do turn to get to your houseT
why" said she. right In front of
you, on the corner. you'll see candy
stored very nice candy store-and-er
when you come out you walk two
blocks east"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
A smitten Conscience.

DIR. Fourthly-I believe my sermon
on sincerity this morning sank deep
into some hearts and did good.
Parishioner-Yes; as Foley and his
wife went home he explained to peo-
pie on the street car that his wife's
hair and teeth were false.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
The Grayedigger.

A gravedigger, walking in the streets
the other day, CHANGED to turn and no
ticed two doctors walking behind him.
He stopped TIL they passed aLc then
followed on behind them. "And why
this?" said they. II know my place In
the procession" returned he.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

Returned Traveler-I have often
thought of that. young Mr.. Tease and
how he used to torment Miss Auburn
about her hair. Did she ever get even
with him?
Old Friend-Long ago. She married
him.-Illustrated Bits.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

Daughter-Papa did not take the pa.
per to the Office with him this morning
Mother-He didn't? I'll bet it's got
a lot of stuff showing how women can
trim their own boDnets.-New York
Weekly.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

Tourist-Say. my good fellow. am l
on the right road to the town?
Native (after a pause)-Ya-as. stran-
ger. bvt ] reckon you're goin' In the
wrong directshun.--Lippincott's,
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
Deem.

Il don't see why you call him greedy
when he gave you his nice large apple
to divide"
THAT'S just It. OF course had to
give him the biggest piece"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
HIS BADLY Chosen Phrase.

"Don't you think that young Hunker
wants to marry Miss Dollyers for her
money?' asked Hojack.
II think So" replied Tomdik. II
heard him say that he loved her for all
she was worth."-Judge.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
Good Scheme.

ITO what do you attribute the cura-
tive properties of your springs" asked
a visitor at a health resort.
"Well," answered the proprietor
thoughtfully, 81 guess the advertising
I've done has had something to do with
itv
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
TO METH0DISTS
Patronize the BEST
and CHEEPEST.
- Il IIIL - .
PITTSBURC
CHRISTIAN
ADVOCATE.
Established 1888.
Rev. C. w. Smith. ID. D., Editor

Organ OF the Methodist Episcopal
Church In Western Pennsyl ylvania. East
ern Ohio and West Virginia.
Able articles on all the live questions
OF the day. The contributors include
some OF the most emin, nt writer's OF
the church.
The weekly expositions Of the Sun
day-scbool Lesson is unexcelled In
teresting news from all the churches.
Special attention given to the Ep-
worth. League and Young Folks De-
partments.
Terms only 81 90 per year In advance.
All Itinerant Ministers Of the NJ. f..
Church are agents, 10 whom subscrip-
tions may be paid. Sent three months
on trial for % cents. Sample copies
sent free. Mention This paper.
Address CHRISTIAN A DvocATE.
i'ittsburg. Pa.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
NJ HANAU

am closing out stock OF dry goods and clothing
gents furnishing goods cent than cost Am
going to quit business.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

We SEQ others as they are not; our
selves as we should like to be.--Satur-
day Evening Post.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

lTrain 942 Sunday leaves Dubois 410 D. m.
800, Red Bank $50, Pittsburg 9.3O D. m.
Trains marked run daily;s daily, except
Sunday I flag station, where signals must be
shown
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
Philadelphia & Erie Railroad Division

In effect March oath, 1902. Trains leave
Driftwood as follows:
EASTWARD
8;l q m-Train 12 weekdays, for Sunbury,
Wilkesbarre, Hazleton, Pottsville, Scranton,
Harrisburg and the intermediate sta
tions, arriving at Philadelphia 6:23 d. M,
New York, $3.50 p. m; Baltimore, $500 D. m. ;
washington, 7;15 p. m Pullman Parlor car
from Williamsport to Philadelphia and pas
senger coaches from Kane to Philadelphia
and Williamsport TO Baltimore and Wash
ington.
JoHSoNBURG RAILROAD.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

Nothing can be truly great which Is
not right Johnson.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

A good planters wife "befo' de wah"
was teaching II jet black house girl.
just fourteen and fresh from the plan
tation. the letters Of the alphabet.
Betsy had learned the first two. says
Harpcr's Magazine but always forgot
the letter &C."
Don't you see with your eyes? Can't
you remember the word seeT said her
mistress.
"Yassum." answered Betsy. But she
could not. Five minutes later Betsy
began again bIavely. "A-B"- and
there she stopped.
What do you do with your eyes,
BetsyT
Il sleeps VIII 'em. mis-"
Another Way of Expressing II.
"When Mrs. Parvenu was poor. they
used to say she was great talker, but
since she became rich 1t Is different"
'Indeed! What do they say now"
'Thcy say she Is brilliant conversa-
tionallst."
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

Doctor" said our clerk, as
customer went out, that wo-
man would be a beauty N she
were not so horribly thin"
Yes" said the doctor, 4" she
is really III; most thin women
Unusual thinness may mean
worry, extra work, care Of the
sick, nervousness, dyspepsia,
bowel troubles, or the first
sign OF a serious disease like
consumption.
The best thing we have found
Tor thin people, whatever the
cause, Is Vino1.
To combine the medicinal
properties OF cod liver oil with
organic iron In such q powerful
and yet well-tasting prepare
ton, was a great discovery. II
you try II and are not pleased,
we pay the money back.
Il. ALEX. STOKE
DRUGGIST.
Mail orders supplied One dollar per
bottle--express prepaid.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

Train 0O1 Sunday leaves pittsburg o o. Il. M,
Red Bank II 10 Brookville 12I1, Reynoldsvllle
LA. Falls Creek l.29, Dubois i.S5 y. m.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
l. BUFFALO & ALLEGHANY VALLEY
DIVISION.
Low Grade Division.

In Effect May rs, 1902, Eastern Standard Tine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31
SO UTH
Republican, July, "a 1903.


Miss Hattie Potratz, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Portrait. OF
Leola township, was united in mar.
riage to Albert Beskow, of Mazeppa.
at the Germantown Lutheran church
on Wednesday morning. Rev. A.
Pollen officiating. Both the contract.
ing parties are well known in the
locality and are both members of
prominent families, the groom being
a o of Karl Beskow, of Mazeppa
township.
South Shore and vicinity was visited
by a sever storm on Monday morning.
Rain fell in torrents and for a few
minutes was accompanied by hail
which did considerable damage to
growing crops. The village received
very little hail but there we're strips
OF territory in the neal vicinity that
did not fare so well. We have learned
of few farmers who are almost
entirely cleaned out, others sustaining
losses of about half their crops. Nearly
all the farmers of the neighborhoOd
who carry insurance on their crops
have reported losses to the insurance
companies ranging all the way from
ten to fifty per cen and in a few cases
a total loss is reported. Advlces
received from Kranzburg tell of d
total loss to crops in quite a large
area OF country south of here. A
number of farmers in the vicinity of
Troy have. according to later reports,
suffered almost total losses. the grain
being left in such a condition that it
will be practically worthless. Among
those who are the heaviest losers are
Byron Davis. John Stricken, E. w.
Malisch and Frank Malimanek. A
strip of territory north of South Shore
has also been hit hard embracing the
following farmers: f. "A. Zielsky.
John Allison. Will Boice, Ferdinand
Zirble, Will Richard and a number of
others.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31
EAST MADISON

july ",
Harvest will be late here this year.
Hired help is scarce as chickens
teeth this year.
Herman and Leonard Erickson are
hauling hay from the hills.
O.. p. happens well has gone dry.
He has to haul water for his stock.
Quite a few from this neighborhood
took in the circus at Milbank,
Thursday.
Oscar Johnson, who had his hand
cut very severely some time ago, ard
was laid up, is now able to pitch hay.
You must excuse Morning Glory
for being SO irregular, he has not felt
very we'll, but will appear regularly
hereafter.
John Port intends to leave fol
Washington before long. We dislike
to see him leave, as he does not intend
to be back again.
A company consisting of O. p
happen, Nels Skjerbeck and Viii.
Johnson drove up to the hills looking
over some land Sunday. They all got
very wet.
MORNING GLORY.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31
NEOPHYTE.
Ssars the The Kind You Have Always sought
''s.s f IMZzzM
~ N mrs
Signal, July "a, 1893.

Signal. Jul, "A. 1903.
Hub Riley came up from Milbank
a few days ago for a visit with Sum.
NIT relatives. Mr.. Riley has returned
home but his wife and daughter are
here yet.
Seventy nine notices of hail loss
have been registered at the Summit
p~ostoffice to the hail insurance com.
panies since the storm Monday. This
is an indication that a goodly number
of the farmers who met with loss by
hail will get something out Of their
crops. If the companies they are in.
sured In are reliable.
The most widely destructive hail
storm known since the settlement of
the country passed over this section
Monday forenoon. The storm came
up from the northwest without any of
the usual warning conditions Of hot.
sultry weather, and in a few minutes
of time blasted the hopes of many a
farmer who vas counting much on his
prospects Of q bonntiful crop. It is a
little difficult to ascertain the ex.
tent OF country covered by the storm,
as hail is reported from SC many
widely divergent localities that day,
and it seems to have moved down
the eastern side of the state for
quite 4 distance. The reports of dam.
age done indicates that the storm was
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31
The Paris Cafe.

The Paris restaurant reflects the con.
sentative views Of the F%renchman. The
Partisan loves to sit on cushioned
benches along the wall and as like as
not enter into talk with his neighbor.
Again, the Partisan is Il true democrat.
Whatever his rank, he is willing to join
in the fun going forward. l remember
II night In the Cafe de Paris seeing q
Hungarian prince with a rent roll of
1ores of thousands stalk up to a band
:i his countrymen and take the first
violin from the hands Of the leader.
The next minute a score of well known
people were gathered before him. A
count sang a love song; a ballet dancer
from the opera obliged us with a re-
markable f%andango; a sugar refiner
gave us a comic patter. Nobody cared
who his neighbor CHANGED to be. It was
good fun. That was sufficient.
Imagine a duke and an earl and a
rich merchant amusing the supper
crowd at the Carlton or the Savoy!
Decidedly they do these things better
in France.--Paris Letter in London Ex.
press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31

Bears the The Kind You Hase Always Bought
s's;; :; !: : Zxx2zZz T. ''
WEST VERNON

July 81, 1903.
Miss Rasmussen is visiting with
Miss Lille Erickson at present.
Everybody is invited to come to the
ball game at H. T. Erickson's next
Sunday.
Two head of cattle belonging to A.
Molberg were killed by lightning
yesterday.
Sam Johnson had the misfortune OF
getting his finger hurt at the ball
game in LaBolt Sunday.
A baseball game was to have been
played at George Plants last Sunday
between Madison and Revillo, but the
Revillo boys failed to show up.
A party was given by Mr.. and Mrs.
l.. H. Erickson at their home last
night in honor Of the Misses Landsrud,
Naesseth and Rasmussen. All who
attended report a good time.
-Four young ladies, the Misses
Landsrud and Naesseth, from neal
Marietta, Mimi, have been visiting
at the home of Ionic Erickson the
past week, returning home today.
EVENING STAR.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31
R

July 90, 1903.
Gertrude Austin visited at Sisseton
over Sunday.
Rev. d. G.. Hauk and son were
calling in Melrose last week.
VIM. Ross and family. of Milbank.
visited at the Chapman s over Sunday.
Miss Theo Reeve has been out from
Red Wing visiting her uncle j. C.
Reeve.
Bears the The Kind You Have Always Bougta
''s1 ss &1HZI1ZM
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31
wILMOT
Republican July %, 1908.

Republican July 25. 1903.
Mrs. John Atkinson passed through
the city Wednesday on her way home
to Brookings from attending the
funeral of her husband at Sisseton
last Sunday. A large number of the
members of the Masonic lodge from
this city were present at the funeral.
A hail storm passed along the hills
Monday and entirely wiped out the
crops of many Of the farmers in that
locality. Among those meeting with
the heaviest loss were John Croker,
Thos. Young, Henry Young, Jimmie
Smith. Emil Larson, Michael Larson.
Dan Babb, Chris Judstrup. Raabe
Bros, Mrs. H. Kolstad, F. j. Maly,
Geo. Reed, John Frymire, Tenn
T~orstenson, John Dahl, Chas. Dens-
more. John Nelson. Fred Eastman.
Jas. Eastman, Mons Songstad, Hans
Kettleson, Ole Slathaug and many
others.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31
COUNTY 4 VICINITY


MARvIN
July %, 1903.
Rain! Rain!! Rain!!!
Haying is the order of the day.
Grandma Hocum returnedt to Milbank
last Friday.
G. r. Burnett is completing his
new (?) house.
w. r. McCloskey is cutting hay for
H. A. Lathrop.
c.. Sample, of Kilborn, was up in
the hills Sunday.
n. Davidson is kept busy setting up
binders, nowadays.
1. II. Sannes was in Monday and
purchased q new binder from H.
Davidson.
Pete Olson came in from Mitchell
Saturday night and spent Sunday
with his family.
N. A. Hicks is putting up a new
barn 28x60. p. E. Higgins and r. l..
Eastman are assisting him with the
carpenter work.
Aht. A4OuSCA, " u~IuucdDOll WHOSE
family is visiting at Ole Olson's, came
out Saturday and spent Sunday with
the Olson families.
Afford Davidson and Chas.
Williams, jr., took in the dance at
P. Ginther's Friday night. They
report a very enjoyable time.
The regular Sunday ball game came
nff nc ,,cprol Mnvyr o-l H:1L---
crossed bats this time. The game
resulted in a victory for Kilborn by a
score of 9 to 2.
Mrs. j. Sample of Spring Valley,
Mimi, who has been visiting with her
mother, Mrs. James Campbell, for the
past three weeks, returned to her
home Sunday night. She was
accompanied on the return by her
mother.
A number of our people took In
the circus at Milbank last Wednesday,
or more correctly speaking, were
taken in by the circus. They are very
loud in their condemnation of the
management of the show. They all
agree with the philosopher that,
Experience keeps q dear school, but
fools will learn in no other.
CHM Farom was in Saturday haul
ing lumber for an addition to the
school house in Mazeppa, District No.
/. He said the school board contem.
plates repairing all of the school
houses in the town. This is a very
commendable enterprise and shows
proper appreciation of the health
and happiness of the little ones. We
think a like action upon the part o.
the Osceola school board in putting
few needed repairs upon our schoo
building here in Marvin, would ado
greatly to the health and happiness o
those who have to inhabit it for sever
months of the year.
NEOPHYTE.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31

Sisseton Banner: Rep. jenkins
informs us that he has disposed
OF his residence property in this
city to Mr.. Warwick of the Cit.
zens National Bank. and that he
will take his permanent leave OF
Sisseton about August 18th.
Mr.. jenkins is one Of the early
settlers ofRoberts courtyard has
taken a prominent part in the
upbuilding OF the county, especi.
ally Sisseton. His many friends
and acquaintance are sorry tc
see him go but. wish him pros.
perity in his new home in
Washington where he has decid.
ed to settle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31

very streaked. In some places in it's
path the loss of grain is total, other
fields are injured from 25 to so pei
cent, and others escaped injury en-.
tirely. In this immediate vicinity
the most complete destruction was
done north and northwest of town.
In other directions the loss will range
from nothing to so per cent. Nearly
all the country tributary to Summit
was hit to some extent. Crops were
looking the best for years and it is
the opinion of many that where the
loss is not total as much or more
grain will be harvested than last year.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31

Dell Hawkins is not only shifty
on his feet in the squared circle,
but shifty also in other matters.
Instead of grieving over the
loss of one woman, which would
not do any good, he rustled and
found a better one. By Judge
Fischer, last Friday night, at
his elegant rooms Dell was
married to Miss lilly Eahl.-
Redfield Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-31
STOCKHOLM

July ~. l9O3
liver Iverson was a Strandbura
visitor Saturday.
liver IversOn is building a fine
dwelling house 24x24, two stories.
Miss Alice Ashford. of South Shore,
visited with Miss Annice Holt,
Sunday.
Farmers are busy and news is scarce
but rain is plentiful, lots of grass
and. consequently, if the weather
clears a little farmers will be able to
harvest an abundant crop of hay.
Filbert Bros. sold two Dain hay
stackers and two sweep rakes last
week, Mr.. Chas. Neuhauser and Mr..
Pott being the lucky men. Mr.. Neu-
hauser will put up the hay off OF
three quarter sections.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-12-23
WHEN MAN is ENVIED.

When he doesn't have to twist his
arms to hook his bodice up the back.
When he can wear his best hat in the
rain without getting the curl out of the
feathers
When he gives his hair a neat little
slick with a comb and, presto. his Golf
fure is complete.
When the children cry and he can
whistle a tune, get his hat, bang the
door and go out
When he slows things away in his
multitudinous pockets and saunters on
with unincumbercd hands.
When he trips up the street on a
rainy day with his trousers jauntily
turned up and no skirts to kick.
When he swings easily on and off
moving car without danger of tan
Cling his heels in his petticoats.
When the dinner is spoiled and he
chats unconcernedly and all the guests
pity him because he is married to an
incompetent, fussy, 'discomposed wo-
man.-Chicago Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-12-23
Beauty'S Varieties.

The French say there are several
cages" as well as kinds of beauty-the
beauty of mere youthfulness, which
they call Ia beaute du diable; also a
beauty of ''ugliness," Of ''old age" and
Of ''thinncss," called la beaute du SINCE
Frederika Bremen, the Swedish novel
ist, had the beauty of "plainness." She
was so very plain Of face that her eX.
preston of trustfulness, as though ap
pealng to you to find some other quail
ties in her than mere Clocks" shone Out
with Il perfect radiance that ennobled
her face and drew friends to her, be-
cause she had no other beauty. But
Miss Bremen took pleasure in her well
kept hands, Of which she used to say
Gwen hands have their moments OF
charm"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-12-23
THE HEART OF HUNGARY.
Pest, Which Is Joined by a Hyphen
and Five Bridges to Buda.


Situated on a river which hears more
tongues than any other on it's long jour-
ney to the sea, feeling the influence Of
the orient as we'll as the occident, ex
pressive of the progress Of race whose
heart is young, is Pest, one of the new
est of cities, joined by hyphen and
five bridges to Buda, one of the oldest
of capitals. Here there need be no
strife between the sentiment that
would preserve an ancient building
and the enterprise that would put some
thing more serviceable in it's place. In
much the same way that one may have
portraits of his ancestors hung on the
walls Of steam heated house, without
interfering with the utilities, SO the
Magyar from a comfortable chair in
his cafe, while he listens to stock ex
change quotations or the opera over the
telephone, may look across the Danube
at the monuments Of the Hungarian
past. On our part we should have u
parallel if Washington were the COM
mercial metropolis as we'll as the cap
ital and we moved the heights of Ar
lington farther down the Potomac and
crowned them with Liberty hall, Cas-
tie William and Old South church.
In other European cities where an old
municipal site adjoins a modern,
though hills are leveled and meats fill
ed, the cramping effect of narrow alley
ways and crooked streets still remains.
The heights Of the Buda side formed
natural stronghold in the middle ages.
There the first Hungarian king was
crowned; there the Turkish janiZaries
were encamped for the hundred years
that the walls of Vienna were an un-
yielding bulwark against the tide Of
Moslem invasion; there in later times
the patriots inspired by Kossuth made
a gallant stand. The successors Of the
old warriors and their people had only
to cross the stream to find plain which
was equally suitable foroa twentieth
century city, where in peace they have
won successes that they failed to win
in war.-Frederick Palmer in Scrib-
ner'S.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-12-23
Squaring Himself.

Stage Carpenter (who has been sent
on in an emergency to say a line)-
Me lord, the police ave discovered your
whereabouts and even now approach.
The Bold, Bad Baron-'Tis false
false!
The Stage Carpenter-All right Then
you go and arsk the blooming stage
manager He told me.-London Tele-
graph.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-12-23
Wild Animals and the Human Voice

Gordon Cumming was perhaps the
first to discover the effect of the human
voice upon wild animals. On one occa-
sion he had a lioness in full retreat be-
fore him. He called loudly to her,
whereupon she squatted like a huge
dog and permitted him to approach. In
similar venture he checked the charge
Of lioness by yelling at her and con-
tinued to do so, while she remained
perplexedly shifting the ground and al
lowed him to escape.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-12-23

PORTER, is my ticket good on this
train?'
''Yes, sab. Step right in, sah."
''This is a fast train, amt it?"
''It's de fast mail, sah."
GLOW fast does it run?''
"Sometimes mile a minute, sah."
''Whew! Does it ever leave the
track?'
''No, sab, but it sometimes leaves de
passengers. Better git aboard, sah."-
Kansas City Journal.