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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

WHY Is It white is alvrys 50 uuiFi
when riding In th. street cars why
his ~ told ,iim those b.E straps could be
detached"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

II suppose. Mr.. Henpeck. that you suf-
Ter In silence when your WIFE hssaiis
your mo. suffer from lack of silence. .
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03
The ses, Result. In s,srehiro

can he oh'sinei only by using Dehspce
Starch. t<siies getting OF more for same
nopey-no cooking required
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

Nrs. wIn.iov'. - ching syrup.
For rhIufrn isetutng softsu. tne Euns rrirs-s ts-
esamstion, susys rain, s.Ed cole. ., bostis
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

''Fine feathers fnaEs 1ne birds. ''Yss
and afterwards they make ducks Of BON
nets "
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

The secret of the popularity of Paxtsr's
"bulIh.sd" s,eent cigar Is revealed In one
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

A emil. Of satissar,'o1 nu,. with on. q,
Bsater-s "BuiIhead' G-Csnt Ctears
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

for their efforts
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

When You Bvy Starch
e-y n.H.ns. sBsi get the tss', 10 O. fos y
essts Drr~ ssei. slvsls useda
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

You may tip the soda clerk n wink. but
you can't Tip the Pullman porter that way.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03
JUNE TINT nJTTER COLOR
makes top of the market butter.

Auv Old 'Irne yUlc-asIau would hatr1o
lse found dyad with q tWpuFr gvul IN bic
IaUrkst4 ~. f.=artis the use Of cents ~
rank nonsense.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

% your ctc,hes Took velIe~f
Then use uefsnrp S,.rvh !; xii tesV
SAsm ~bitszIG "a for 10 JsHts
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-10-03

Ies Ufst = y.u5sFsv. a.. .sgsH fga fns
rusubeTs that have = JssIIrf that they arr
dead
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02
Ihe Cupid Incident.

Republicans are making a great
hullabaloo over perfectly natural
and innocent csblegrsm received by
the business agent OF Prince Cupid
from Hawaii's delegate on Saturday,
The Prince announced that he had
arrived at Columbus, Ohio, and add
cd that he was at the service OF the
people. This cablegram, when read
out at Home Rule meeting seemed
to have gone among Republicans
like a dynamite bomb with q short
fuse. The facts were distorted, aud
an absolutely false report OK occur
rences was cabled to Prince Cupid
bringing out denial. The case ia
one OF Republican exertion TO make
campaign capital--that sadly failed
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

tious have shown who they were and
what they have been. AS this is the
last campaign before we begin the
war OF ballots from tomorrow till
dusk, must thank you for granting
me leave to run my contributions
serially in your paper.
With this paper, l conclude my
efforts, unless called into bein &
again by what may happen after to-
morrow.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02
metropolitan AGat Go.
Telephone Main 45.

Per ALAMEDA. Tor Camarino
RefrigeEstor-An extra fresh supply
of Grapes, Apples, Lemons, Oranges,
Lines, Nuts, Raisins Celery, Freah
Salmon, CauliHower, Rhubarb, AS.
psTsgun, Cabbage, Eastern and Cali.
foTnia Oysters Gin tin ana SHELLY,
Grabs, Turkeys, Founders, etc. All
game In season. Also fresh Rock
Eoft, SwiCs and California Cream
Cheese. Place your orders early
prompt delivery.
CALIFORNIA FRUIT MARKET
Corner EinNAad AlAkaa 81
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02
POLITICAL
DRIFT WOOD
Views on the Ap-
preaching Battle Of
Ballots on COun-
ty Control.
Odds and Ends What the Re-
suit Will Be.
By AHUIMAIA,

HOlltlcb are WaIulnR; yer, ouu
not only warm, but hot. From my
own personal observations, l believe
the outlook to be Home Rule vic
tory, /. @, in the majority of the Of
icers to be elected. On the other
hand, their Republican opponents
look very glum aud are down in the
mouth, for the simple reason, the
natives don't flock with them. Why
should theyi Birds of feather
flock together"
As the Home Rule party is the
Hawaiian party, there is no just
reason for them to flock under the
banner OF those who downed them.
In my opinion, it is not the party,
but the men who are running it. The
very men who stole the country, and
then bartered it away for $4, 10000
and that without right, disposing the
birthright OF a nation for a mess OF
pottage, are the very same class OF
people who are prominent in that
party.
But one thing | am sorry for, aud
that is, why keep up this monstros
ity, as you call it, Mr. Editor, of a
mongrel party. THIS party ought
to become the Democratic party,
and they can easily become such by
declaring themselves as such, and
having the numbers, they can readi'
ly control it, l believe the present
emocrstic party is poor make
shift, as it is only being run in the
interest of q certain select few, who
should now be wiped out OF exist
ance. Much can be gained by hay.
ing only the two National parties.
In all my former papers under
this heading of political Drift
Wood" I have endeavoved to show
you, Mr. Editor, and your readers as
we'll, that / know most nearly all OF
the candidates nominated by our
leading parties, either personally or
by reputation. But in most of my
sketches Of the respective candidates,
I have, with few exceptions, alb
stained from attempting to dictate
who the electors should elect, yet, in
many cases, l have attempted to
show fairness to all concerned by
exposing their past failings and
weaknesses, in soma OF which have
been very severe, but they were
facts undenisble.
Many spielers I've heard say, both
Republicans aud Home Rulers, to
forgive and forget the past, but l
tell you, Mr. Editor, it is hard
matter and stiff proposition ito
forgive and to forget" 1t is an easy
thing to forgive but hard one to
forget and am one in that category,
To forgive, l may; but to forget, l
never will nor ever shall.
1t is not likely that one can easily
forgive aud forget what has been
done to him. When one class does
dirt to another by doing him up for
good aud forever, it cannot be ex-
pected that the one done up can
forgive and forget 10 very easy. Nay,
nay. Many may think that it is un'
christian to feel so, but is it naturali
l Am not Deliver in the Christian
teaching that il lone strikes you on
one cheek, offer him the other" My
"physiog" 10 not built that way. !
will resent 1t with power that in me
lay, and that every time. Strike me
on ono side, will not offer him the
other, but will return him in kind,
providing am able to do 90; and il
not, I'll do the next best,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

The postponed meeting Of the
Women's Guild and Auxiliry of st
Andrews Cathedral will take place
Monday afternoon, Nov End, at 2:30
O'Clock, at the house OF Mrs @ Mon
tague Cooke, College Hills, near the
terminus OF the Msnos Branch line
OF the Rapid Transit Co. A full
attendance OF members is requested
as Mrs Emery will give some ac-
count OF her recent visit to the
mainland.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02
FoS BENT oR LEASE

The residence and premises OF the
undersigned at Kalihi. For terms,
apply to him personally at the Hr'
waiian Hardware Co.'S store
ABRAHAM FERNANDEZ.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

The Korea arrived this morning, a
day ahead OF time, on her way from
Yokohama to San Francisco.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

The Scottish Thistle club observ.
ed Halloween at its qusrters in the
Oregon block Saturday evening.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

Republicans will endeavor to have
a rally in Palace Square this even
ing. The meeting will be preceded
by a parade.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

peculiar" And 80 is Charlie Achl,
the psrt-Chiuoise Republican boss
OF the Fifth. He's up to all sorts OF
tricks these DAYS, but / am OF the
opinion that his days are numbered.
Very soon they will not have any
further use for him, for he'll be like
an orange squeezed dry.
The Russian boss OF the Fourth is
not far behind in tricks. l notice
that you have been getting after
him for an attempt at boycott aud
coercion. But I assert, Mr. Editor,
he not only did attempt, but carried
out such a program, thinking proba-
bly, this country to be like Siberia,
from which he fed. He ought to
be there and get taste OF it rather
than mingle with the people OF a
free country.
Desperation is child born OF
despair, aud | am given to believe
that Republicans are resorting to
desperate means in order to gain
their ends. But 1 think they will
not be able to gain those ends in
such way. They may as we'll give
up the ghost now, as nothing will
avail or save them.
In yesterdays Advertiser, I notice
it gave great account of tho street
corner Republican meeting of last
Saturday night, outside Saloon
doors, where our alleged new Gov.
ernor spoke. must say that that
report was hoax aud fake as far
as it went, very unbecoming Sun
day paper. OF the great Home Rule
meeting at the Orpheum the same
night, few Ines over half dozen
was all it saw fit 10 give. Yet the
truth is very far from it and the
people need never believe il, for it's
manner is well-know.
Even at this late day, am still
sorry that Mr. Tesla did not stay in
the fight, for l believe him to be a
good fighter ard would stay by his
convictions of what is right and
proper for. all oncerned. AS he is
out Of this fight, it may be just as
we'll that he did remsin out. There's
one thing still to be said in his favor
he has never yet been politically
downed at the polls.
This campaign has mainly been
che Of beer and lusu with the Re-
publicans, aud Home Rulers have
mainly been benefited, i. e-s they
have eaten and drank their fill at
the expense OF their political OPP
ponents. For myself, l don't blame
them, for they we're given these
things without asking ard they have
avsiled them selves Of the bounteous
charity Of these hypocrites who pro-
fess to love them more than them
selves and their brethren.
But OF the energetic aud strenu-
Gus Republican county boss, VIM
Henry, the jailor Of O,hu Prison. he
may yet have better opportunity
OF feeding Pahis, his wiie'u relative,
and will probably give him lots of
s. to fill his calabash. He may
also likely feed Joker Lucas on
prickly pears, for he knows what
they are, to be followed up by a
good, strong dose of a good and
strenuous cathartio for O strenuous
lot.
Time was that our supposed
frieuds OF the Republican stripe
when they had no earthly use for
the kanaks but now, they have
that heavenly and sanity love for
them. We will see tomorrow who.
Their their love will prevail over the
Hawaiian or whether the kanaka
will prevail over them for their own
kind. It's up to them TO vote solid
for the straight ticket. Everything
| Ia In Ihair nrun banda and In thai 4
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

The supply ship Iris sailed at 3 o.
clock yesterday afternoon for the
Coast. She took the body of Pay.
master Rhodes with her.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

The Office OF HE INDEPENDENT is
10 the brick building next to the
Hawaiian hotel grounds on Bere-
tania street, Waikiki of Alakea.
First floor. 4
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

The Supreme Court this morning
had memorial services for the late
Judge Estee after which regular
business was taken up.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

Home Rulers will meet again at
the Orpheum this evening. That
will be the principal meeting.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

Government Offices will all be
closed tomorrow.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

Kamehsmeha. Fl A @ team defeat.
cd the Punahou Elks Saturday after.
noon by a score OF 8 to 3.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

This is All Souls day with the
Roman Catholics aud many graves
have been decorated.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

A hundred people, made up OF
score OF policemen, a dozen voters
and lot OF women end children
attended the Republican meeting at
the corner of Hotel and Bethel
streets Saturday evening. Among
the features OF the evening was
display OF assininity on the part of
Roosevelt's pet, Governor George r
Carter.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

THE INDEPENDENT b0 cents per
month.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

All saloon will be closed tomor-
row, election day. The best scheme,
then, is to lay in supply from
"Pste" Sullivan, at the Shamrock,
Nuuanu street, tonight.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

Vote for MOSES X NAKUINA
Independent candidate for County
Clerk aud Recorder.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

g Tonight the band will play for
the Republican turnout in place Of
at Emma Square.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

The offertory received yesterday
at the Hawaiian service in st An
drew's Cathedral for Tonga mission
OF Bishop Willis was more than an.
ticipated. On the whole, 1871 was
received. A isir congregation at.
tended the service, Queen Liliuoka-
lani being present.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02

A mill was arranged this afternoon
between Soldier De Lille and Bill
Hahn;
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02
I!

THE SHOOTING SEASON
OPENED SEPTEMBER 18th
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1903-11-02
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS.


THE INDEPENDENT b0 cents per
month.
Government Offices will all be
closed tomorrow.
A mill was arranged this afternoon
between Soldier De Lille and Bill
Huihui.
N Tonight the band will play for
the Republican turnout in place Of
at Emma Square.
Vote for MOSES X NAKUINA
Independent candidate for County
Clerk aud Recorder.
This is All Souls day with the
Roman Catholics and many graves
have been decorated.
Kamehsmeha. Fl A @ team defeat
ed the Punahou' Elks Saturday after
noon by score OF 8 to 8.
Home Rulers will meet again at
the Orpheum this evening. That
will be the principal meeting.
The Korea arrived this morning, a
day ahead OF time, on her way from
Yokohama to San Francisco.
The Scottish Thistle club observ.
ed Halloween at its quarters in the
Oregon block Saturday evening.
Republicans will endeavor to have
,,lly In Palooa Couora tb;s a1an
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATIONS.

Department of the Interlor, ana OF
fee at Jackson, Miss, July s. 1893.
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing named settler has filed notice
of his intention TO make final proof IN
support of his claim, and that said proof
will be made before the circuit clerk
Perry county, at Hattiesburg, Miss, on
August Is, 1908, viz:
GEORGE PERRY,
II. E. No. 33l07, for the SWI 4 SWl 4
Sec II; SELL SCI +. Sec 10: NEl4
NE14 Section %; and Nv Id
NW1-4 Sec %, I 3 n, r II west Of
ST. Stephens meridian
He names the following witnesses 10
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation Of said land, viz:
Will Stuart, Tom Kennedy. Ell
Weldy. A. D. Myers. all of NcLauiiu,
Miss. FRED w. COLLINS, Register.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10
THE REPUBLIC OF THE
GRAVE.

[Copyright in 1902 by DR.. A. b.
Clanton, author.
Bound in one deep, unbroken spell.
The weak and faint, the strong aa,l
bravo.
As household kindred peaceful dwell.
Companion tenants OF the grave.
And would they, could they break
the thrall
That soon or late must cumber all,
They went not by their own request.
But as deaths chosen, anxious guest
With anxious fears and shrinking
breast,
Passed they to its unwonted rest.
The humbly low, the wise aud great
Are equal courtiers OF his state;
With awful mien and solemn port
lie holds his high, mute, spectra
court,
Nor more aug lst are palace halls
Than his unllghted prison walls.
For this the miser leaves his hoard.
The banQueter lis festive board,
The diplomat his subtle scheme,
The statesman his most cherished
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10


The sophist his much Wanted stole.
The warrior his emblazoned Scroll,
The king lays down his ieweled
crown,
The priest l!s-sn;tre and his gown.
Toe beggar DOTS his scanty rags.
Her l'eering oaths the brawIiug ha.r.
The shrivrn saint, the man Of sin.
The captive with the feTtercd limb.
through lis drear portals enters in.
The f-abandoned anti debased.
Those honored-tllose in deep dis
grace,
Repair to their appointed place,
And face To face and side by side,
In one eternal sleep abide.
The selfsane cup must pass to all
Though bitter us the worm wood :
gail,
The reluctant lip to drcgs must drain.
In resignation or in pain.
The stole laughs, when forced to
quaff
That Lothian but most potent draught
lie thinks the bourne to which he
CoeS,
i:e il Joy or nameiess woes,
y least will Quench the dread oil
death,
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10
MOTT f FOR PUBLICATION.

Department Of tie Interior, Land OF
ice al jackson, Miss, July Il. 1903
Notice i hereby given that the 70!
lowing named settler has filed notice Of
her intention to make final proof in sup
port Of her claim, and thar said proof
will be made before the circuit clerk,
Perry county. at Aug Miss On
September ., 1855 viz:
ALICE DAVENPORT,
widow Of William venport. n. f.
No. 33332, for the NEl-4 \ I'll Gnl
n Nh NEl / SEC p. T3 y, r 8 vest
If st. Stephens meridian,
Size names The following witnesses 30
/ rove btr CONT. u3u- residence uion
and cultivation cf said lund, viz
Ii P. herrire. G. y Lott, " w.
Lawrence, $. II Mcdonald, al Of
Beaumont, Miss.
FRED W. COLLINS, REGISTER
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10

Since the primary election was
held last Thursday some of the state
papers are discussing pro and con the
primary law and the mode by which
the candidates are elected after hav-
ing been run through the thrashine
mill. Some of the papers contend
that when candidate has been lied
about, beliitled. his past record, evee
for gene -atiors back, has been dug up
and aired to the public he is scarcely
fit to hold the Office after he is elected
as 60 lie will naturally susreos that
there is something wrong with him.
The primary in this state was very
closely watched by other states, for
some of them are expecting to adopt
the same mode of electing officers.
Louisiana Icing one of them. Hence
discussion of the matter by the pa.
pers of this state will enlighten the
people of other sta-es and they will
know better what action to take in
the premises.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10

\ nan Claims that he has found /;
means by which he can destroy q.
tbs mosquitoes and TINS stop IT,
slgead of yellow fever, if the teve
is really spread through this meats
He has sort Of soothing syrup strain
OF music that so lures the mosquitoes
that they axe easily entrapped and
when they are caught their heads ars
bitten off or they are put to death b.
o. her means perhaps compelled &c
listen to the music
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10

was just, and determined not to stand
it. They held meeting and polite
~, though firmly, told the company
that in justice tn themselves, their
pocf etbooks and the future happiness
to their families they could not see
the raise and that the company must
0 me down or they would kick the
lights ont of their houses and, if
+ jrced to, would hereafter burn pine
knots to make lights, as their TORE
fathers did, and at the meeting a
committee was appointed to inform
the company that they were ready
and willing to quit their lights at
any moment But it is thought that
there will be an amicable adjustment
of the matter and that the company
will continue to let their lights
shine in the beautiful little city of
Laurel that nestles so quietly ami
peacefully in wide place Of the
Northeastern road.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10

Sheriff Williamson OF DeSoto
county, who was shot at Hernando on
election day by a man named Moody,
has since died and Moody is charged
with murder. Both of them were
candidates for chancery clerk and the
difficulty grew out of some circulars
rejecting on the character OF Will
Ii amson and said tc have been dis
tributed by che friends and supporters
of Moody. This was the only diff
Guilty of a serious nature that occur
red on election day and, We believe.
the only one that occurred during the
campaign except the street duel that
took place at Yazoo City, which re-
suited in the death of two men. Not
withstanding the few difficulties the
campaign was the hottest and the
most stubbornly fought of any since
the days of Prentiss, that is within
the bounds of the party. Is
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10

1t is apprehended now that a New
J 0rk Tammany democrat will be
made the leader of the minority in
the house of representatives of con-
4 reSs and our own dear John Sharp
Williams will be turned down. Tie
New Workers say there is too mach at
interest in the eastern states to have
a man from the south and therefore
they will pat in an eastern man. But
it should be rememb ered that the
south has considerable Interest itself
and therefore is entitled to the lead
ership.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10

The New Orleans News has hci el
s.lt in the courts Of that city. M
t: ror was marked in the proof Of an
advertisement. the printer failed to
correct it and as the proprietor lost
fl "a dollars on the advertise m ant The
amount was deducted from the wages
ctsa of the p.inter. Hence
the nj This is an unusual
q Id the outcome will be watched
" ith considerable interest b. the
printers Of New Orleans.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10

The people of Laurel are about to
Kick out their lights. The electric
light company has notified all its
patrons that after the first or Septem-
Der there would be considerable in
Crease in the charges for lights and
that the peopls must come to time OF
hence in darkness forever. The rate
l. iofore has been forty cents for
le- ani!e power light. Int hereafter it
would be\ sixty ctIts. The citizens
idn't like Me- a-ise, didl't /. lieve it
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10

IL has been discovered that a man.
eating shark travelled from Africa
to Florida in two or three days.
Sreh q shark would make fine race
10 gogernor in a primary election
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10
HE ISSUED MONEY ORDERS

St. Lonis, Alg. s.-Postnaster r
y. Wise, of Fair DealiGg. Mo, is in
jan here on the charge of being
short in his accounts to the extent Of
over $l,c00.
He was arraigned before United
States Commissioners O'Bryan at
Poplar Bluff YESTERDAY, ana in de.
fault OF 50 ,0oo bail was brought here
to jail.
Wise ran a store in connection will,
the postotfice, and the charge is
made that he paid his bills by issuing
m0nav orders
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10
PUTSAN END TO IT ALL.

A grievous we'll oftimes comes as a
result of unbearable pain from over tax
ed organs, Dizziness, Backache, Liver
AMI Consumption But
thanks to DIR. Kings New Life Pills
they put an emf to 1t all They are .eu-
tie but thorough. Try them. Only pc
Graz anteed by Bufkin Il Cadr pfe cad 5
Drug Store. tom
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-08-10
snakes rattlers. numbering nine re
ties and hutton, s= souvenir.

Birmingham News: A Chicago
writer has published long article
against the practice of tipping wait
ers. When the restaurant walters of
the Winjy City find out who wrote
it the author need hardly expect to be
served with any part of the fowl more
desirable than the neck or the loot.