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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01
The HFRALp does not know ami

The HERALD does not know anu
cares as little, as to whether Robert
G. Dunn, candidate for the nomina-
ton for Governor of this state be-
lieves Judge Lochren right or wrong
in his decision of the so-called mer-
ger case. 1t does know that he is
clean, vigorous and capable man,
who has manifested his devotion to
the interests of Minnesota; has, as
state officer, pursued fearless poll
cy in securing to the state her ma.
terial rights, and would make an ex-
cellent Governor. What his opin-
ion may be concerning United States
Court decisions is not pertinent to
the issue, and in no way effects it.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01
Coles Laxative Liver Pills

The perfect tonlc-laxative. They
are sman, PHEASANT and .,crf' Ct in then
results. Your monty oak if they don
satisfy you. Sod ~ all druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01
For Sale.

A comfort table house and ten acre.
of highly cultivared land in HOboker
Abundance.ot berries and fruit. Wis
sell cheap. l. w. REED.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01

For SALE-A wide tired WACO
good single buggy rnd harness and
walking cultivator by Clark E. .Jenl
ms.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01

The invocation of the. Deanery OF
the Mississippi Valley was held in this
city on Tuesday and Wednesday: at the
Church OF the Good Samaritan The
attendance was unusually large. The
clerical visitors were: Bishop Morrl-
son of Duluth, Reverends .Parshall OF
Saint CLIQUE. Murphy of Wadena, Al
leyne of Little Falls, Farrar OF Brain
erd, Barnes of Alexandria, Moody OF
M orris and Hannah of Staples. A
number of visiting laymen present.
A powerful semon by the Bishop was
the opening event, and the programme
ann ounced last week was carried out.
1t was an interesting meeting heartily
enjoyed by all. ~
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01
Good Goods.

We have just received a carload
cedar shingles and siding. Call al
see them.
HENDRICKSoN & GRUNDMAN
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01
For Sale Or Rent.

My home Ill Lue west part Of the CITY
(Houoken). A desirable place. e.
oulre of Mrs. Etnma q. McKusick.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01

Fifteen carpenters, at once, will pa! !
good wages for good workmen. App )
to DECK WHITCOMB.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01
A Certain Cure for ChiIbIalns.7

SF eoIH NuF6 TOT ChiIDIdInS.t
Shakeltnto your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder. 1t cures Chill blains,
Frostbites, Damp, Sweating, Swollen
feet. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, Csc.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01
For sale.

A quantity of cheap lumber suitable
Tor fencing and rougher work in
building. Also fence posts of various
kinds, from Eve cents up. Apply to
i BYRON f.. CARR. n
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01

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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01


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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-10-01
Advertised Letters.

The following is a list of letters that
have laid unclaimed in the post Office
for two weeks, and if not called fol- in
two weeks will be sent to the dead let
top office.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
cHloLsv.
sneclal Cnrresnondence.

Special Correspondence.
Chigley, July 27.-W. p Robinson
got in from Oklahoma Wednesday.
Mat Wolf Of washita was here
Tuesday looking for cattle.
w f. Osborn, who has been living
in our midst for the past two years,
died at home the 22d. Mr.. Osborn
was a good man. He made a state.
ment saying he was prepared to die
and was not afraid to go. We extend
our sympathy to friends and the heart
stricken wife and two little children
who are left to mourn their loss.
The barbecue and picnic at Iona
was a grand success. and what an
old time rag the young folks had
Miss May Vain is visiting friends
al Mil Creek this week
Miss Luereta Cunningham left
Monday for Rush Springs.
Mrs. willis Of Davis Is spending a
week with her daughter. Mrs. Price.
c. L. Prices oldest boy Is very
sick with fever
Geo. Williams boy is not improving
very fast He Is getting very weak
Miss Florence Blythe has gone to
Alden. o. r.. on visit.
Business in our part Is very dull,
but fair prospects for good crops,
and needing rain very badly.
Hon z. r. Cooper, sr.. of Davis was
up mere last week putting mp hay
Sam Smith is figuring on going to
Texas
Our union meeting is to commence
Saturday night Every person is in
vised to come We will have three or
four good preachers.
Dr Sharp of Iona was here last
week 20 see some sick folks. The
doctor said he was on the go both
day and night
gentleman by the name of Col
bert stopped here few nights ago
at 1850 p. m. TO get his buggy re-
paired, and some of the neighbors
said Il was Ben Colbert. Anyway
the whisky "peds" we're scarce around
Chlgley
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
CAUTION.

This is not gentle word--but
when you think how liable you are
not to purchase the only remedy uni
versally known and a remedy that has
had the largest sale Of any medicine
in the world since 1868 for the cure
and treatment OF Consumption and
Throat and Lung troubles without
losing its great popularity all these
years, you will be thankful we called
your attention TO Boschee's German
Syrup There are so many ordinary
cough remedies made by druggists
and others that are cheap and good
for light colds perhaps, but for severe
Coughs. Bronchitis. Croup-and espe-
cially for Consumption, where there
is difficult expectoratlon and cough.
ing during the nights and mornings,
there Is nothing like German Syrup.
The 20 cent size has just been in,ro-
duced this year. Regular size 75
cents A. City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
A TEXAS WONDER,
nALL.s GREAT DISCOVERY.

One small bottle OF The Texas Won
der, Halls Great Discovery, cures all
kidney and bladder troubles, removes
gravel, cures diabetes, seminal ennis
sions, weak and lame back. rheuma-
tlsm and all irregularities OF the kid
neys and bladder in both women and
men. Regulates bladder trouble In
children. II not sold by your druggist
will be sent by mail on receipt Of 81.
One small bottle is two months treat
ment and will cure any case above
mentioned. DIR. ". w. HALL.
Sole manufactures, 81 Louis, Mo.
Sold by all druggists and w. b.
Frame, Ardmore, I. T.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
Ihe eoss Won Medlclne.

H. p Kumpe. druggist Leighton
Ala, writes "One Of my customers
had a child, which was sick, an
threw up all food, could retain moth
ing on its stomach. He bought one
bottle OF Whites Cream Vermilugo
and II brought up 119 worms from N
child. It's the boss worm medicine g.
The world" Whites Cream Nermilug
Is also the children's tonic Il i'm
proves their digestion and assimila
ton of food, strengthens their ner
yous system and restores them 10
health, Vlgor and elasticity OF spl
natural to childhood 25c az w
Frames;
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
MRS. H. c. PoTTERF, Pres.

The orios meet every Friday from
3 to o'clock with members of the so
ciety. They are studying Shakes.
peare, with other authors, and have
for their special work the founding OF
a Young Mems Reading Room in Ard.
more. MRS. e. b. PUGH. Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

From what we know OF people. the
first few weeks the Departed spend in
heaven are devoted to roaring to old
friends about the way their obituaries
were written.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

A. II. Bass OF Morgantown, Ind, b"
20 get up ten or twelve times In the
night and had severe backache an
pains In the kidneys. Was cured
Foley's Kidney Cure Bonner & Bon
ner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
Treat Your KIdnevs for Rhenmntls.

Treat Your Kidneys for Rheumatism
When you are suffering from rheu
matlsm. the kidneys must be attended
90 at once so that they will eliminate
the uric acid from the blood Fol,
Kidney Cure is the most enc
remedy for this purpose. II. T. Hc
kins of Polar, Wis, says: after IN
successfully doctoring three years for
rheumatism with the best doctors. |
tried Foley's Kidney Cure and II cured
ne | cannot speak too highly Of this
great medicine" Bonner a. Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
READ THIS.

Ardmore. 1. r.. oct IS, 1902.
This Is to certify that the Texas
Wonder Halls Great Discovery. cured
two Of my family Of kidney and blad-
der trouble and | can fully recon-
mend It to others suffering in same
manner. Respectfully,
Il. ]. STILWELL.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
DO You Know What You Are Missing

by not considering the train that Is
strictly up-to-date In every particular,
"The Katy Flyer" when you want to
make trip? It's fast IT'S modern.
SIS daily Perfect accommodations.
Excellent service.
GEORGE MORTON. G. p. q T.A
d.. Is * Try. ST. Louis. Mo.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Parsonage and Home Mission
Society of the Broadway NJ. e. church
meets the first and third Tuesdays Of
each month at the parsonage.
MRS. HESTER woLvERToN,
President
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The l.. T. LIS meets every Sunday
afternoon from 3 to at the First Pres.
byterian church.
MISS MAUD TENNERY, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

Somehow the man who ohers tar
gains manages to acquire wealth fas-
ter than those who are always look
ing for them
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Foreign Missionary Society Of
the Broadway NJ. II. church meets the
first Thursday of each month.
MRS. T. K. KEARNEY, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
LITERARY SOCIETIES.

The Ladies of the Leaf meet every
Monday from to o'clock with a
member Of the society. They are
studying American history and have
for their special work this year "The
Found of the Library in the Public
Schools"
MRS. II. C. POTTERF Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Aid Society Of the Central Bap.
tist church meets every Tuesday at 3
o'clock with one OF It's members.
MRS. BRUCE, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

Give every person two chances. A
bad wife often makes a good widow.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

Some one has said that talk is
cheap. yer we hear a good many ox.
travagant remarks
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The b. Y. p. U. Of the First Baptist
church meets every Sunday afternoon
at the church.
MISS DAISY NICHOLS, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

When haricty begins in the homes
q; some men they lock the door and
Keep it there.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
CONFEDERATE VETERANS.

win hold it's regular meetings on the
second Sunday in each month at the
city hall at 8 o'clock p. m. All old
soldiers invited
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Ladies' Aid Society Of the First
Baptist cuhrch weets with the mem.
bers each week.
A4DC liz rrrr D..
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

Old age is more or less contrary
II never agrees with a woman
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
Retail CLERKS, Union.

Local No. $50, r. c. |. p. A. meets
second and fourth Monday nights in
each month.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Benevolent Society meets every
Thursday from 3 to with one OF the
members.
MRS. j. w. GoLLEDGE, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Epworth Senior League of the
Broadway NJ. E. church meets every
Sunday afternoon at o'clock at the
city hall.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Aid Society Of the First Pres
byterian church meets the second and
fourth Tuesdays Of each month with
some member of the society.
MRS. MAGGIE FOSTER, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
j w. GOII,EDGE. Cnm.

John H. Morgan Camp, U. c. ",
G.. T. BRUCE, Adjutant.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Christian Endeayor OF The Chrs-
tian Church meets every Sunday ar
ternoon at 3 o'clock.
ERRET DUNLAP. Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

L. b. HORN, President.
e. C. MURPHY. Secretary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Epworth Junior League OF the
Broadway NJ. e. church meets every
Sunday afternoon at the parsonage al
3 o'clock.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Home and Foreign Missionary
Society of the First Presbyterian
church meets the first and third Tues
days Of each month with some member
OF the society.
MRS. JOSE CARR, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Aid Society of the Cumberland
Presbyterian church meets every Tues
day with one of the members.
MRS. II. l.. POTTERF. Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

The Aid Society Of the Christian
church meets every Tuesday with one
Of the members
MRS. MAUD DOUGLAS. Pres.
MRS. ED SANDLIN. Sec
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
,sOFtSslOsA Gasas.
LAWYERS.

". A. Ledbetter. s. 7. Bledsos
LBDBETTER q BLEDsoE.
Attorneys at Law.
once In Ledbettsr 4 Blsdsoe Build
lag, Main street
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

PROF. HUMPHREYS, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28
CHURCH SOCIETIES.

CHURCH SOCIETIES.
The Parsonage and Home Mission
Society of the Broadway NJ. Il. church
meets the frst and third Tuesdays OF
each month at the parsonage.
MRS. HESTER woLvERToN.
President
The L. T. LIS meets every Sunday
afternoon from 3 to 4 at the First Pres.
byterian church.
MISS MAUD TENNERY, Pres.
The Ladies' Aid Society OF the First
Baptist cuhrch weets with the mem.
bers each week.
MRS. HEATH Pres.
The Foreign Missionary Society OF
the Broadway NJ. u. church meets the
first Thursday of each month.
MRS. T. X. KEARNEY, Pres.
The Epworth Senior League of the
Broadway M. Il. church meets every
Sunday afternoon at o'clock at the
city hall.
PROF. HUMPHREYS, Pres.
The Epworth Junior League OF the
Broadway NJ. E. church meets every
Sunday afternoon at the parsonage AZ
3 O'clock
The Aid Society of the First Pres
byterian church meets the second and
fourth Tuesdays Of each month with
some member of the society.
MRS. MAGGIE FOSTER, Pres.
The Home and Foreign Missionary
Society of the First Presbyterian
church meets the first and third Tues
days Of each month with some member
OF the society.
MRS. JOSE CARR, Pres.
The Aid Society Of the Cumberland
Presbyterian church meets every Tues
day with one of the members.
MRS II. l.. POTTERF. Pres.
The Aid Society Of the Christian
church meets every Tuesday with one
Of the members.
MRS. MAUD DOUGLAS. Pres.
MRS. ED sANDLIN, Sec
The Christian Endeayor OF The CHRIS
tian Church meets every Sunday af-
ternoon at o'clock
ERRET DUNLAP. Pres.
The Aid Society of the Central Bap
tist church meets every Tuesday at 3
O'Clock with one OF its members.
MRS. BRUCE, Pres.
The b. Y. p U. OF the First Baptist
church meets every Sunday afternoon
at the church.
MISS DAISY NICHOLS, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-07-28

MRS. HEATH Pres.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
CONTINUED Next Weekly

A man called Majon Prentiss was one
Of the wealthiest and haughtiest citi-
zens of certain small eastern city,
Like most naughty men he was pretty
generally hated, but, like most wealthy
men, he was pretty generally praised
to his face. The two newspapers OF
the town were especially given to say
ing pleasant things about him, possibly
because he held a past-due mortgage
on each of them. Indeed Major Prem
tiss was q sort of bone of contention
between the two editors. each, perhaps,
hoping the mortgage would foreclose
on the other and leave the remaining
one without rival. Anyway neither
newspaper ever lost an opportunity to
construe the others utterances as un-
friendly to the major.
Once. in the course of heated dis,
cussion, In which each was trying to
prove the others position to be inimical
to the majors financial interests, one
of the editors undertook to break down
the others argument by Analysing his
logic. After learnedly stating the
broader clause Of the syllogism. he
wrote:
This major premise is. as usual, all
wrong"
I will not attempt to describe that
writer's disgust when duplicate proof
slips were laid upon his desk and he
read in type the following sentence In
stead of his own:
This Major Prentiss Is, as usual, all
whong.'
OF course. he expected the proof
reader to correct the error but he could
not resist the temptation to express his
opinion Of the stupidity Of the printer
who had made it. So ne snatched up q
pen and wrote In circling parenthssis
on the margin OF the proof slips ala fol-
r ~ doe he
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
CHAPTER v.

THE RED MEN OF THE DUSK.
Ny acquaintance whistled as his eve
fell upon Whitesock. whose coat shone
like satin in the light of the bogwood
torch my hostess was carrying, for the
night was falling rapidly.
Devil Santi! he cried, what horse
ISIS this?" His hands were soon run
ming over her in manner which
showed that he knew what he was
about.
'.Ay, what bones!' he said. /. And ISIS
she SO fast as she ISIS pretty?.,
More so,'' replied; but / should
advise you not to handle her too free
ly. She will not take much of that from
any one but me-
,ziAs Whitesock now turned here head
and began TO move uneasily he let her
alone. and stood biting his finger and
staring at her. shook hands with
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07

July Envy.
Some where
The Polar bear
Sleeps on his bed of snow!
And cold winds blow
Across the vast e3panse
Where snow flakes dance
He sleeps. His Majesty, the bear!
No sultry glare
Disturbs his dreams,
There only CLEANS
The softened Borealis light
Through his luxurious Arctic night.
He sleeps alone.
Man is unknown
Ice man and plumber, dairy man and
grocer,
mo. sir!'
And bliss Of blisses there the months
pass by
Would I were there
Somewhere
Up with the Polar bear.
Washington Evening Star.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
Do Your Feet Ache and Bnrn9

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, q powder for the feet. It makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns,, Bunions. Swollen, Hot and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
Desfnoss Cannot no Cured

BY local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There Is only ono
way to cure DEAFNESS and that Is by constttl-
tional remedies. Deafness Is caused BY an In
famed condition Of tho mucous lining Of the
Eustachian Tube. Whom this tube gets 1nhAmed
you have rumb'ing sound or Imperfect hear
Ing, and when 1t 70 entirely closed Deafness Is
the result and unless the Inflammation can 30
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition. hearing will bo destroyed forever;
nine cases out Of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which u nothing but an inflamed condition Of
the mucous surfaces. III
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot
BE- cured by Halls Catarh Cure. Send for cir
F.J.GHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Bold by Druggists. 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
"Oh, There Are Momentau

:
Oh. there are moments in mans mortal
years
When for an instant that which long has
lain
Beyond our reach is on sudden found
In things OF smallest compass, and we
The unbounded shut in one small min
ute's space.
And worlds within the hollow Of our
A world Of music in one word Of love.
world Of love in one quick, voorhees,
look
A world of thought in one translucent
phrase,
A world Of memory in one mourful chord
A world of sorrow in one little sonE,<
such moments are mems notes.-the full
And finite form of Loves infinity.
The Living Age,
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
Not sure Of Him.

New York Times: Down town they
are telling how E. c. Benedict re-
marked the other day to S. L. Blood
at the latter's Broadway Office that he
had an important matter to talk over
with some one he could trust. Now,
Mr.. Benedict and Mr.. Blood are close
friends.
.'Well?" replied Mr.. Blood
Some one in whom I had implicit
faith" Mr.. Benedict continued, I'm
not sure about you.''
Mr.. Blood grew red. 'And why not 2"
he asked, with emphasis.
Well" said Mr.. Benedict. this is a
matter of absolute confidence, you see.
and they do say, Blood will tell.''
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
INCOMPLETE LUXURY.

Washington Star: You can afford to
smoke ctgars that cost dollar apiece"
said the less successful friend.
That's true answered Mr.. Cum
roxNregretfully, but mother and the
girls insist on my sitting out In the
park to smoke one Of 'em the same as
II 1t were a pipe"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
The Gloasinu.

Boston Transcript: Bonney-Coma.
now, be frank! What is there at the
beach that is so delightful?
Fieldby-Oh, there's nothing there
that's delightful. The delight comes
when you run up to town and tell the
can't-get-aways what splendid times
you're having down by the sea.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
Georges New Vehicle.

Cleveland Plain Dealer: George has a
new kind of automobile
HAS he? I haven't seen it,
Eyes. It's hydraulic, I think. We were
all talking about electric autos, and steam
ones, and gasoline ones, and George spoke
up quick and said he was travelling on
the water wagon"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
Enyied.

Judge: "Alas!'' moaned the poet. II
put my most soulful thoughts on paper.
but my messages fall before the eyes Of
the unthinking canaille. They laugh at
everything write
ALIAS" moaned the humorous poet, II
wish I had your luck"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
Got scorehsd.

Woman's Home Campion: He
Spendthrift's got himself in pot of
hot water.
She-Piaying with fire again?
He-Yes; two Of his flames met last
night.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-07
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Chicago Record Herald: They say"
he remarked, that grip can be caught
by kissing"
THAT can't be the only way
though" she answered. Mother had
it last week, and now fathers down
with It,"