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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-03

Let on bases-Brooklyn. 4: New-York O. Two base
hits-Gessier Mc5ann Three hits-ShecHard, Dab
len Sacrifice hit-ShecSerd. bnses-Strang. Cess
Ter. Jordan. Mertes. Double pays-Gber Babe and
NcGarn Warner. Sabb and Mccain. First base balls
of Mathewson. . First base on errors-Brooklyn. 2
New-York. 1. Struck out-By Reidy, L. by Mathewson,
5. Time OF Fame-1:30 EMPEROR Day. Attendance
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CONNECTICUT LEAGUE.

Al Merfden-Msriden :: New-Haven g.
Al Bridgeport-B Bridgeport 5; Hartford. O.
A. Holy0ke-NeV-Lrneo 4. Holyoke .
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Baseball. Polo Gryuass. to-day. .. m Brooklyn
Mex York Adm. SOC
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BABE ALLERroN GETS PAGING CUP.
Another Victory for c. K G. Billings in In
tercity Meet-Team Record Unbroken.

Cleveland. Sept. The Cleveland championship
pacing cup at the intercty matinee to-day was
won by Babe AIlerton. owned and driven by c. 4
@. Billings. OF the Cleveland Club. An ATTEMPT
was made by Mr. Billings to drive The Monk and
EQUITY 10 pole 60 beat the team record OF Zl2s
The pair driven b. Charles Tanner. trotted ina
frat half in 1O5I. and the three-quarters IN 15S1
Then The Monk broke and the pair finished IN
2:1215. one-quarter OF a second behind the record
An hour later they made another attempt eqlalns
their time Of the first heat. Between the trials Nj
billings purchased Equity from A z Perren. o.
Syracuse. The results:
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BASEBALL.
Giants Lose to Superbas-Mathesr
son in Poor Form.
RESULTS OF GAMES YESTERDAY
NATIONAL LEAGUE

NATIONAL, LEAGUE.
Nev-York 4: Brooklyn. Philadelphia. 8; Boston.
Pfttsourr A: Cincinnati. J.. .tsscond game.
Phfadeiphis t. Boston 3 Chicago. s. St. Louis. l.
first garne).
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
New-rcrx II; washington, Detroit. 4; Cleveland.
z Chicago. .; 81. Louis, l.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.
GAMES TO-DAY.
.ATroNAL LEAGUE

NATIONAL LEAGUE
y.u-yorx q, g-ookIve Cincinnati a, Pttsburg.
Boston a Philadelphia. 81. Louis 81 Chicago.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
New-Tork az WASHINGTON. ST. Louis at Chicago
Philadelphia at Boston. Cleveland at Detroit
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Newark played Ike an amateur team In the first
game with Providence at Newark yesterday and
lost the game 20 l. The second contest showec
fine fielding by both sides Burke did the better
in the box and Newark won. The scores:
First GENE r II z.
Providence .............o o o o 0-5 10
Newark ...............o . % o o O--i s 3
Batteries-VIau and Duggsn. walsh and Shea.
Second game r. II. z.
Newark ..--.. ....-...l ! o o o Q
Providence ..-..........I o o o O-I
Batteries-Burke and spissman: MePartn and Duggsn-
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TROTTING-2;b CLASS
Carrie Bel B. m BY Lynne Bel Oh. NJ Hanna
Cleveland .--'"--"s
Minuet en- m ~ o. II. Denny. Pittsourgl- .....5 I
Marie C. Oh. m. &C.. r Moody. Cleveiand). $1,000.
Darwin John SherNin, Cleveandf ---'-.a' y q
Time. 2:1JSs 2:1Slt 2:l+'2
TROTTING-2.f1 CLASS.
Frankie B. e. by Chaser II. q. Jones' MenDhis).- !
Rainforth Blk. & &C. r. Mayors. Columbusl.
Josephue Dixon. b. N. (R. r. Boggs. Pitts0urs)-.
Waubun Er T. On. r. Hanna. Cleveland .......s %
Time. Z:i4. 2,i47. 2:l4
PACIxG-CHANPIONsHIP cup RACE.
Rah. kll-rton b. m by Auerton &C X. G. BilinsA
rV1tch Mowuey b. T. &C. A Otis Cleveland .....-..
Baron Grattsn. b. 2 " G. Jones' Mennphisl---.--.-
Bud Stout b. z CA r. Perren. SYRACUSE --.-..s. .
Time. 2:f2la. 211
TRoTTINi2.1s CI4ASS-FIRsr DIVISION
Billy Foster Boy b. e.. BY Billy Foster David west
partmore ch 4 wv. II. Moorehouse Clsvelsnd)....-
Nixs Dssr b. m a. 3 Chapman. Pittsburg) ....s..
Ss-oIife b m IN NJ Hanna. Cleveland. a
Time. 2;14. 2:14a.
TROTrTNG-2:f9 CLAsS-sECOND DIVISION
shuttle p n. by Silcyone George Ryan, Syrsouse).s
Douglas v. b. z. r. E-nminger. Coiurnousi--.---
Sir George. b. &C. RI. Alvord syracuse ------''-
pan K ch. & (R Carson. Pttsourgl ''..''s' ~
Time. 2:141s. 2.iS.
PACING-2:15 CLASS.
Natalie " , m. BY Berkshire Chimes OF Ns-
Home Circle D. e. &C K @ Billings. Clevelandp- I =
CHARLIE s. en- z &C. A. Sarber. Clsveiant) -.... .
Time. 2:f5ia. 2:f4n 2.1Jas
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CHICAGO. 2: ST. LOUIS. l.
At Chicago r II. Z.
Chicago ...........-. i q x -
St Louis............ o o OIL l
Batteriss-Patterson and sattery: Powell and sugden
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P1rTsBrRG. 4; c1Nc1NNATr. !

CHICAGO. 3: ST. LOUIS.
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Bye holes not PLAYED.

The morning round started promptly at O'Clock
under the most favorable conditions. The greens
STARE Of the sun was yelled by a feecy haze Pres
ldent g. Herbert Wfndeler of the United States
Golf Association. aided by a corps of assistants.
took charge of the rather trying work OF the first
rs contestants started smoothly. The thir-
teen winners in Tuesdays preliminary round. to-
gether with the four who won by default. were
drawn with the III who had received byes. the
total making the largest number started at
match play on an American links.
surrounding the ropes which barred the first tee
was an enthusiastic gallery. including many
women, whose light summer gowns added a pict-
rTesque touch of color to the scene. pleasant
oreeze made things fairly comfortable about the
clubhouse. and the lawns were crowded with visit
ors from the neighboring countryside throughout
the day.
A small army Of n1sn had been put to work at
condition when the first pair. z. A Downey. OF
Apawamts. and George COOlie, of Philadelphia.
started the days programme. From O'Clock until
the first tee The defaults included:
O. u. Thompson. Allegheny Country Club 70 z. ".
Judd. Oil City Golf Clue; A 3. Lambert. Glen EcnO
sell Detroit TO Frank ralmadze Hillside Tennis and Coli
Club: William F. Brown Philsdel2hia Cricket Club 20
Golf Club to Park " Wright. Buffalo Country Club: W.
Highland Golf Club Pitsourg: E Giles. Pittsburg TO
burg. q ". Judd. on City: Malcolm Graham. IT..
ApawaHis, to T. J. o. Alsop. Nsv-HsveD. II. l. Dow
ney. Apawamis. to J. B. c Toppin. Nassau.
TRAVIS WINS MATCH UP.
Walter J. Travis was paired with William s
Eyster OF the Allegheny Country Club. Travis
made short work OF his opponent. and the match
was all over at the eleventh hole. the former
champion winning by up and to play. The
cards
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RESULTS OF OTHER GAMES.
STATE LEAGUE.

CAmerican,. 5; Norvio
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BosroN ANp PHrLApELPHIA BREAK

BOSTON AND PHILADELPHIA BREAK EVEN.
A Philadelphia gams)-- r. H E.
Boston .............. s-s Q
Philadelphia 1 o o o o o o 0-1 2
BstterIes-Pittenger and Moran. Mitchell Doom.
Second camel r. H z.
Philadelphia ........ o 8 o o o q o Q 0-3
Boston ............. %
Batteries-Frazer and Roth; Maarxey and Moran. At
tendancs-2C3Q
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TORONTO BEATS ROCHESTER, Tw1

Toronto first game)- r. II z.
Ioren:o -. oSoo x 2
Batteries-Brigss and Fuller; Fertsch steelnan.
Second game r. H E
Toronto ..............--...-.--- IS l
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BALTIMORE. 6. BUFFALO. 3.
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one mile three furlongs.
I'll. Picket ........ 13I W. n. Condor. ......-. lle
sbs-f R,Ii -....... 121 Fsulcont-idge ...--.. l0s
Fueenia Burch. 1ls Damon .-..''''''''-''- wv
Proper ...-..--.-......- lIo
FIFTH RACE-THE Hampstead cur steep'eonas'
o, bur,e-. four resrs old and upward Full steeple-
p b Sack.......... 49, TIE Duner i sa
= Newman. lag
, 1903-01-06
RAILROAD T

Two new engines for the Oregon
Short Line were sent west throug here
this morning.
Superintendent Dyer of the Colorado
and Southern at Cheyenne has tend.
cred his resignation.
Chief Clerk Thomas of Superintend'
ent Whitney's office and wife attended
the inaugural ball at Cheyenne last
night.
The first Chicago, Milwaukee and st,
Paul car under the recent agreement
was attached to train No. 1 yesterday.
It had ~thirty-five passengers.
W. H. Bancroft, vice president and
general manager of the Oregon Short
Line. and party passed east in a spe.
cial car attached to train No. 4 today.
The Union Pacific engineers and fire
men have mounted the band wagon,
taken up the refrain. more pay" and
are preparing to meet the officials the
first part of February.-Omaha Bee.
officers of the Pacific Express com.
pany are searching for two packages
of diamonds that were lost in transit
from Chicago to Rawlins. The pack
ages were traced as far west as Chey
enne, where they were transferred, but
not a trace of the diamonds can be
found after leaving the city.
, 1903-01-06
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Whisky straights make crooked
paths.
Men of leisure seldom lave time to
do anything.
An elevator is at best a sort of hand
me-down aGair. -l. ...
mi The artist always has the best OF j.
IN a drawn bsttia.
1t Is net every client who is ao1c to
keep his " counsel.
Lots Of men tire themselves to death
looking for an easy job.
1t is hard fer the man who is fiat on
his back to face the world.
Never judge an insurance company
by the blotter 1t gives away.
Most bachelor idea of misery Is be-
ing alone with . noisy baby.
Wher a man is in love he doesn't
know axle grease from butter.
Habits grow on q man. but a small
boy soon outgrows his habits.
A philosopher has an excuse for any
old tang except the toothache.
Children put grown people to shame
wien it cones TO telling the truth.
If a man is satisfied with himself
he is usually disappointed - other
people.
Many a young man gets to the front
by securing q job as , motorman on a
trolley a i.
Lawyers have no excuse for going
hungry, as the statutes have lots Of
provisions in them.
No man Is in a position to teach
other men until after he has burnt his
fingers a few times.
A topper must think his stomach is
= spirit lamp, Judging by the way he
pours in the alcohol.
1t is the man who shores loudest
who always manages to get to sleep
Esst in a sleeping car.
It is a great deal easier to teach an
old dog new tricks than it is to make
him forget his old ones.
1t is a popular belief among chorus
girls that it's impossible to keep bald
headed men from coming to the front.
Job holds the record for patience
but then he never had to buy Christ.
mas presents for all his wife's rela-
tioEs.
1t isn't necessary to speak the truth
At all times, and ever lies should be
given q rest between political cam.
paigns.
There may be method in a lazy
mans madness. He doesn't want to
take chances Of injuring his health by
working between meals.
The average mans little troubles
would not amount to much were It not
for the uncalled for comment of his
friends upon them.-Chicago News.
, 1903-01-06
PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS.

c. C. Wilder of Denver is at the John
son.
C. l.. Klein is in from Woods, regis
tered at the Johnson.
Hon. William Maxwell vas down
from Tie Siding this morning.
J. B. Woods. the Cheyenne stockman,
las in the city this morning.
Charles Slime and W. A. Stoddard OF
Chicago are at the Thornburgh.
William Perue was in from the coun.
try last night, a guest at the Phillips
hotel.
Bert Kaufman of the Plain Dealer
ranch is in the city, stopping at the
Phillips.
Frank Smith is in from Jelm, filing
his annual proofs of labor on his min.
ing claims.
C. l.. Buck, Charles Jewell and J.
w. DeJarnett of Omaha were guests
at the Thornburg last night.
N. P. Pryor of Centennial and NJ. T.
Pryor of Windy View we're registered
at the Phillips hotel last night.
A. d. Martin OF the City steam laun-
dry went to Rawlins last night. on a
business trip for the laundry.
Max Heidrich of Cheyenne and Fred
Mclaughlin n r. Cleave Reynolds
were guests at the johnson last night.
The Cheyenne Leader notes the fol-
lowing Laramieites as Inauguration
visitors to that city: Miss Jennie
Goodale and Hon. Otto Gramm. 100
H. c. Reno, j. c. Weld, F. d. McCune,
D H. Jones, H. H.. Shepperd, James
Stanfield and DR.. l.. Book of Denver
were registered at the Thornburg this
morning.
Ora Haley, the well-known cattle and
sheepman of Laramie, Wyo., is in Salt
Lake on business, making his head
quarters at the Kenyon.-Salt Lake
Tribune.
Wlillam Alien, superintendent VI 'Ae
Douglas mine. who spent the holidays
with his family at Cripple Creek, Colo.
left this morning to his position
at the mine.
Mr.. W. A, Stoddard, a member of the
firm of M. M. Green & Co., controlling
the Rambler Mining and Smelling com
pany, arrived from Chicago last
night and will make his headquarters
here.
, 1903-01-06

Kadol does for the stomach that
which it is unable to do for itself, even
when but slightly disordered or over
loaded. Kodol supplies the natural
juices of digestion and does the work
of the stomach, relaxing the nervous
tension, while the in1amed muscles Of
that organ are allowed to rest and heal.
Kodol digests what you cd. and enables
the stomach and digestive organs to
transform all food into rich. red blood!
Laramie Drug Co, Williamson 1
Stephenson, pharmacy graduates.
, 1903-01-06

A New Series Of Stock in our local
building association will be issued on
Jan. 25. 1903. Subscription books now
OPEN at the Albany County National
bank and at the Office of J. H. Symons,
secretary. j3 I'm
, 1903-01-06

dow Rakerty and ludicrous in the ex-
IRENE. The chorus comprises a num-
Der of young and pretty girls who can
really sing. Kate Gayle and May Beat
rice were particularly pleasing and
Katherine Dyer is a pert and pretty
soubrette. From start to finish the
show goes with a rush. There is no
plot-just ajingle Of nonsense, inter
spersed with several OF the latest songs
and some good dancing. At the Man,
ager Thursday night.
, 1903-01-06
FLOWER LIST OF
BABY HANSEN'S FUNERAL

Following is a list of the donors of
flowers at the funeral yesterday of the
infant o of Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Han
sen:
Wreath-Parents.
Characteristics. J. w. Johnson.
Spray-Mrs. F. Prahl.
Roses-Mr. and Mrs. j. X. Johnson.
Roses-Grandma and Grandpa.
Characteristics. NJ. Christie.
Characteristics. J.. MOen.
CarnatiOnS-MrS. o. ThObrO,
Spray-FiOrence Erickman.
Spray-Inga Moen.
Roses-Agnes and Tine Johnson.
Observation-Disclosures Waiter.
, 1903-01-06

Sewing machines rented and repair
ed at 116 Third street. opposite tn. ca.
ihedral.
, 1903-01-06

FOR RENT-The upstairs over the
Gem City Grocery Co. store. Inquire
In store. 121t2
, 1903-01-06

WANTED-To rent, a piano. Mrs.
Beaver, 513 south Eighth. 1908
, 1903-01-06

FOR oALE-The Methodist church
building and parsonage Of Laramie,
Wyo. Apply to Prof. B. G. Ridsaway,
9. A. Crawford or J.. B. Mckee. II
, 1903-01-06

Warm Lined Gloves and Mitts for
cold weather. Woodruff & Terry's.
, 1903-01-06

Lovett 10 doing the papertng; he
other fellows can't compete and are do.
!pg the kicking.
, 1903-01-06

Secondhand sewing machines
cheap at 116 Third street, opposite the
"athedral.
, 1903-01-06
ENGINE

IN POST OFFICE.
Elmer Lovejoy has returned from
Centennial, where he had been to in
stall a gasoline engine in the office OF
the Centennial Post.
, 1903-01-06

Overc6lts and Zero Collar listers
for ~ sIsellers woodrsa Z Terry.
, 1903-01-06
Attention SCOTS.

Attention Scotia.
There will be a meeting Of the
Scotch people at North Star hall to-
morrow wednesday, evening, at 1880,
to make ARRANGEMENTS for observing
the anniversary of Robert Burns.
Scotch ladies especially invited.
, 1903-01-06

FOR RENT-Ffve-room house, 500
Fremont street. 12ltf
, 1903-01-06

Mems and Boys Shoes and Clothing
at Woodruff 4 Terry's.
, 1903-01-06

A big line of new sweaters just re
ceived at woodruff & Terry's.
, 1903-01-06
SHEEP INSPECTOR
HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED

DR.. Thomas Redmond, government
sheep inspector at Rawlins, has been
transferred to the meat inspection de-
partment, with headquarters at st. Joe.
He left yesterday for his new station.
, 1903-01-06

Mrs. ollie shearer. midwife. 1le End
, 1903-01-06
HOW MCCARTHY GOT
HIS SPENDING MONEY.

E. T. McCarty Of Cambria, Wyo., who
has enticed the smile of fortune from
out a Deadwood mine, says the Omaha
Bee, is at the Willard.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15

do her work without the greatest ex.
haustion. This is very common sight
and is almost always due to pelvic ca
tarrh.
1t is worse than foolish for 80 many
women to suffer year after year with a
disease that can be permanently cul led.
Peruna cures catarrh permanently.
1t cures old chronic cases as we'll as a
slight attack, the only difference be-
ing in the length of time that it should
should be taken to effect cure.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from, the use OF Peru
ma. write at once to DR.. Hartman, CIV
ing a full statement of your case and
he will be pleased to give you his val
liable advice gratis.
Address DR.: Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio. ..
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15
Origin OF MuRwump.

A couple Of politicians argued the
other day over the origin ana meaning
Of the term mugwump. The first said:
.sThe word was first used in the cam
paign of 1884. It. was applied to the
Republicans who repudiated Blaine to
vote for Cleveland. It is a word from
the language of the Algonquin Indians,
and It means a big chief, "a person
of great Importance. The. mugwumps,
you know, all think themselves Of the
greatest Importance The other poll
tician said: 'Mugwump is a slang
word of the South. It no more derives
from the Algonquin Indians than you
do. A mugwump In the South Is a
bullfrog in its intermediate stage from
the tadpole inward. It is, In other
words. nondescript, creature that
is neither one thing nor the other
'sThe SECOND derivation seems to be
the more plausible" said third poll
tician. "I'm sure I'd like to know posi-
tive which Of the two Is correct."-
Philadelphia Record.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15
GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN
Thank Pe-ru-na for Their Re.
covery After Years Of
Suffering. -;

Miss Muriel Armitage, Sc Greenwood
Ave-, Detroit, Mich, District Organizer
of the Royal Tenplars of Temperance,
in a recent letter, says
"I think that a woman naturally
shrinks from making her troubles pub
lie, but restored health has meant SO
much to me that / feel for the sake of
other suffering women it is my duty to
tell what Peruna has done for me.
81 suffered for five years with uterine
Irregularities, which, broughtton- hys-
terra and made ME physical wreck. /
tried doctors from the different schools
of medicine, but without any percepti-
Bile change in my condition. In my
despair l called on an old nurse, who
advised me to try Peruna, and promised
good results if would persist and take
it regularly. / thought this was the
least / could do and procured a bottle.
| knew as soon as began taking it that
it was affecting me differently. from
anything I had used before, and so ]
kept on taking it. I kept this up for
six months, and steadily gained strength
and health, and when had used fifteen
bottles ] considered myself entirely
cured. am grateful, happy woman
miss Muriel Armitage.
Peruna cures catarrh of the pelvic or
gans with the same surety as it cures
catarrh of the head. Peruna has be-
come renowned as positive cure for
female ailments simply because the all
ments are mostly due to catarrh. Ca
tarrh is the cause of the trouble. Pc
runa cures the catarrh. The symp-
toms disappear.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15
Novel Fishing Feat.

The details of IA Novel Fishing
Feat" told by Everett Foster in the
September st. Nicholas, are part of an
experience of the winter in Yellow
stone Park few years ago. The lad
who caught the trout. and, without
moving from his position, swung his
catch over into Natures pot and sue.
cessfully cooked it was a young brother
of Mr.. Foster; and the narrator was one
of those who tasted the uniquely pre-
pared dish and found it-palatable.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15
A Musical Fish.

Lake BatticaIoa, Ceylon has the
probably unique distinction Of being
the home of musical fish. The sounds
emitted by these are said to be as
sweet and melodious as those which
would be produced BY a series of aeol-
ian harps. Crossing the lake in boat
one can plainly distinguish the pleas
ant sounds. If an oar JIG. dipped in the
water the melody becomes louder and
more distinct. -.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15
wbere Eishbooks Come From.

Practically all the best fishhooks in
the world-and nearly 30 of all quail.
ties-are made at Redditch. The an
nual- output is probably 500 900 900
hooks-about 10000, ,000 per week.
ranging in size from enormous ana fe-
rocious. looking shark-hoeks to the tim
lest hooks for very small troutfies,
with ''bend" diameter Of about one
sixteenth of an inch, 1000 of which
will not more than fill good-sized
thimble.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15
Measuring Hides.

The ancient tanner paid an expert
high wages to guess at the contents OF
his hides when sold by measure. To.
day an unskilled workman hands the
irregular shaped pieces to little ma.
chine that looks something like table
with double top, which, quicker than
the mind of the expert could guess it.
reckons with exactness the square con-
tents in both the metric and standard
systemss.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15
Our Eccentric Phrases.

Why do we always talk of putting on
coat and vest? Who puts on coat
before vest? We also say putting on
shoes and stockings. Who puts on
shoes before the stockings? We also
pot up signs telling people to wipe
their feet when we mean their boots
and shoes. And q father ;teIls.at boy
he wiH.warm his jacket when he means
to warm his pantaloons. We are lit
tle eeeentric in our phrases at times.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

By local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased Portion Of the: ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness. and that is by constitu-
tional remedies Deafness ID caused by an in.
famed condition of the mucous liz lg OF the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets In
famed y6u.have a rum bling sound or imper:
deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma-
ton can be taken out and this tube restored te
its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever: nine cases out OF ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an inhamed
condition of the mucous surfaces: <
I We will give One Hundred Dollars TOR any
case iii Deafness (caused BY catarrh) that .can
NOT be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send fo'
'' r. J. CHENEYsA CO.. Tolede, o
:. Sold by Druggists, Use
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15
At. the Liars, Club:

"Have you got. the plans for your
new honse completed YETI" some one
asked him. +: ....
"Not quite,'' he replied. There is
a difference of opinion between my
wife and me as to the interior arrange
ments She says the pantry is too
large and that there are too many
closets. - ~ So. s. :s
without smother word the medal for
the biggest lie: of, the evening was
awarded to him.-Chicago Tribunes :.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1903-09-15
Female Weakness Is Pelvic
Catarrh.
Always Half Sick are the Women
Who Have Pelvic Catarrh.

Catarrh of any organ, if allowed to
progress, will affect the whole body.
Catarrh without nervousness is very
rare, but pelvic catarrh and nervous
ness 60 hand in hand.
What is 30 distressing a sight as a
poor half-sick, nervous woman, suffer-
ing from the many almost unbearable
symptoms of pelvic catarrh? She does
not consider herself i'll enough to go to
bed, but che is far from being able to