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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-03-28
More Riots,

Disturbances of strikers are not near
ly as grave as an individual disorder OF
the system. O%verwork, loss Of sleep,
nervous tension will be followed by
utter collapse, unless a reliable remedy
is Immediately employed. There's
nothing so efficient to cure disorders
of the liver or kidneys as Electric Bit
tiers. It's a wonderful tonic, and effec,
tive neivine and the greatest all
around medicine for run down sys-
TENS. 1t dispels nervousness, rheuma-
tism and neuralgia and expels malaria
germs. Only soc, and satisfaction
guaranteed by all druggists.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-03-28

There are $500 rural delivery mail
routes In the United States.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-03-28

Go to the White Elephant for the
German imported beer. Just received
from Germany.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-03-28

Candidates for Quay County Offices.
Governor Otero has not yet appoint
ed the new officials for Quay county
but it is expected that he will do so
between now and April 1. Among the
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-03-28

lessness. 1t is the best of tonics and in
MIGRANTS, nourishing the nerves, en-
couraging the appetite and inducing
refreshing sleep. 1rregularity, weaken
ing drains, inflammation, liberation and
female weakness are perfectly cured by
"Favorite Prescription"
any wife was sick Tor over eight years" writes
Albert II. Fulte, Esq, of Aitamont, Grundy Co,
Tenn. oShe had uterine disease and was treated
by two physicians and got no relief. At last l
read about DR.. Pierce's medicines and we de-
cided to Try his 'Favorite Prescription / sent
to the drug store aud got one bottle and the hrst
for three nights. Being sure that II would cure
her j sent Tor FIVE more bottles and when she
had taken the sixth bottle she was sound and
WE'LL
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets should be
used with "Favorite Prescription" when
ever a laxative is required.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-03-28
AIvarado,

A treat is offered to lovers of music
by the Alvarado Trio, tomorrow eve
ming during dinner hours, as will be
seen upon perusal of the following
which thew will render:
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-03-28
Fresh Cut Flowers,
IVES, THE
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DENTISTS.
Ellis MacD ougaIi, D. D. s.

Ellis MacDougaII, D. o. s.
N. T. Armijo building, room 2. Office
hours, $3.50 a. m. to 1880 p. m; 1880 p.
m. to 5 p. m. Appointments made by
mail. Automatic phone 157; Old
phone 62.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
THE WAY TO THEIR HEARTS.
Bolsterous Lads Proved Themselves
Not Wholly Bad.

Not Wholly Bad.
There was nothing lacking in the
way Of rowdyism on the homeward-
bound a from Bath Beach. All the
boys we're on 1t, and made 1t perfect.
ly apparent TO other passengers that
the conductor had nothing to do but
collect fares. and that the motorman,
big as he was. had little concern in
what was going on behind him.
In the next to the front seat sat a
little, bent old woman, her white hair
plastered smooth beneath one of those
curious little black silk bonnets that
are never seen In the shops, but which
old women seem to know where to
find. She wrapped her shawl closer
around her frail figure as the rowdies
became noiser and roared at the con.
ductor when he made q feeble effort to
stop them. Finally they started to sing
a shameless song. A man who was
riding homo with his wife and two
children stood up In the car and man.
aged to secure a moments attention.
"Oh. come, lads" he pleaded; mot
before mother!"
The shot struck home. There was
order on that car until the little ole
woman got off near the Brooklyn en-
trance to the bridge.-New York
Times.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
A Story Of Hypnotism.

An amusing episode. in which the
chief figure was a hypnotized police
man is reported from Bloemfontein.
A professor Of h%ypnotism had taken a
vacant shop in which to give ocular
demonstration of his mysterious art
and his stock in trade included a bed.
upon which reDosed a man who was
represented to be In a trance. The
crowd that assembled or the opening
day to view the recumbent figure in
cluded a member Of the South African
Constabulary. This persont went with
a sceptical mind, and seeing the figure
move he at n denounced the whole
business as a fraud. The professor.
not a bit disconnected, engaged him in
conversation, and the sceptic was soon
keenly interested in the wondrous
tales the man of science was relating.
Suddenly the policeman fell into the
arms OF the professor and went
through some very strange antics, one
Of which was to arrest the professor
as a dangerous criminal. When 1t
dawned upon the crowd that the man
OF law was really hypnotized the joke
was greatly relished. After putting
his victim through a few more tricks
for the enjoyment of the other visitors
the professor restored him to his
senses as quickly as he had hypnotized
him. When he realized what had hap
pened. the policeman, looking white
and frightened. made a hasty exit and
has not been seen near the shop since.
London Globe.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
HARD TO BEAR.

street, in that city, says:
with my nightly rest broken. owing
to irregularities of the kidneys. suffer.
ing intensely from severe pains In the
small of my back and through the kid
neys and annoyed by painful passages
OF abnormal ~secretions, life was any
thing but pleasant for me. No amount
OF doctoring relieved this condition. and
1or the reason that nothing seemed to
give me even temporary relief / be-
came about discouraged. One day |
noticed In tho newspapers the case of
q man who was afflicted as | was aud
was cured by the use of Deans Kid.
ney Pills. His words of praise for this
remedy were SO sincere that ON the
strength OF his statement went to
IN Hugh Murrey Drug Co.'S store and
got 4 box. | found that the medicine
was exactly as powerful q Kidney rem.
edy as represented. l experienced
quick and lasting relief. Doan's Kid
hey Pills will prove a blessing to all
sufferers from kidney disorders who
Will give them a fair trial"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine. which cured Mr.. Walls, will
be mailed to any part of the United
States on application. Address Foster
Miiburn Co, Buffalo, n. Y. For sale
by all druggists. price 80 cents per box
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
THE BLESSINGS OF HUMoR.
MORAL Drawn From Career of tn,
Late Max O,RcIl.

wv" CTaWn from Career of the
Late Max O'RelI.
Ii there is a moral to be draw
o the career of MAJ O'Rell it con
Germs the practical value of a sense
OF humor In promoting the comfy OF
nations. The satirist sets people BY
the ears, but the humorist, by teach.
Ing them to smile at each ther's
amiable weaknesses, predisposes
them to friendship. We and the
French are undoubtedly the better
friends and the more conscious OF
u common humanity for the genial
manner In which M. Paul Blouet al.
ternately chaffed John Bull and lac.
Ques Bonhomme AS the merry mu.
tual friend of tho middle classes of
INC two countries he rendered a ser.
vice to which they may now join in
paying tribute; and one wonders,
without feeling unduly sanguine,
whether there will ever arise among
our foreign language masters a Ger.
man Max O'Rell. whose kindly tests
VIII have an equally s~alutary effect
upon our relations with our Teuton
kinsmen.-London Graphic.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
PLAYED DEAF AND U
But Even Then the Lawyer Did Not
Get Silent SHAVE.


Experiments don't always terminate
Is expected" said a Nassau street law.
yer. This morning I went to O
strange barber shop, and for the pur.
pose Of heading of conversation !
played deaf and dumb. As I entered
| put my fingers to work and went
through the motion Of shaving with an
Affirmative shake of the head; gave
he negative shake as l made the hair
,utting motions, shampooing gestures,
'~hoeblacking actions and application
IF hair tonic passes. :
Two idle BARRIERS bowed In recog.
hilton OF understanding me, and took
positions at their chairs, waiting for
me to make my selection. which / did
by dropping into the first one.
That fellow looks daffy as well
as dumb said the barber who WASH,
putting soap in my mouth.
81 guess he's all right answered
the \ who was rubbing in all the
Iather on one spot. These dummies
always do act queer
"I bet he Is too mean to give you q
tip
He looks It, answered the shaver
He will be a bald headed lobster In
side OF six months. 1t looks as though
ais wife had been playing ping-pong on
his head
Sell him some hair tonic replied
the other. I will write and ask him
If he wants it,
"Tll be hanged If you do!' I cried
out. Go on with the shave, and let me
get out of this
The shave was completed-after a
ashton, and there wasn't a word spok'
an during the rest Of the process. The
lip was forgotten.-New York Herald
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
TROUBLES OF mlLLIoNAIREs.
They Find the Public Somewhat Promo
to Fleece Them.

They Find the Public Somewhat Prone
to Fleece Them.
ITO be a millionaire is not all Joy"
he said, getting out Of b 21$si, OOhrdlu
he said, getting out of his s12,0 900 mo-
tor car.
The deuce 1t isn't"
well, 1t isn't"
why isn't it?"
ION account OF the way everybody
piles IL on you in the matter of prices
For instance, this morning a dentist
sent my wife's bill for $3.50. He hasn't
done much to her teeth and the bill
seems exorbitant. l am on my way
now to get another dentists opinion
on 1t, and this other fellow will Ger.
tainly charge me for his advice. and he
may be, furthermore, a friend of tn,
first mans and on account Of friend.
ship he may say the bill is all right.
How provoking"
Isn't 1t? l have to bind everybody
| do business with down to a contract
Unless l say. Now, how much are yor
going TO charge? Draw up a paper
Put it down In black and white'-un.
less l fence myself in with very pre-
caution, l am fleeced on all sides. Be.
cause l am a millionaire people take
me for a fool. They think they car
charge me double, treble, and quadru.
pie. I'm in hot water with them al
the time.
Remember" he went on, that 81
pair of shoes you showed me las
month? Well, l went to your boot.
maker and ordered a pair just like
them, and when the bill came home II
was for s15. l had made no contract
Hence l had to pay up.
Doctors and lawyers charge me ire
mendous prices. They don't gain any,
thing by 1t. but they gain more than
l do, at that. l keep getting mad al
their extortion; l keep changing from
one to another. But it does me no good.
They're all alike.
When l go to buy a horse / leave
my own carriage three OF four blocks
away, and l make my purchase before
revealing my name. How mad the
dealers look when they hear my name
when they perceive that they have
given reasonable rates to a well known
millionaire! But it's seldom l get the
better of a bargain in this way
Philadelphia Record.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
WAS THIS DOCTOR A ooUAck.
Cured a Patient of a HaIlucination b,
a Clever Trick.

S@'eo ratient OF a HalIucination by
a Clever Trick.
We recall the case of an unhappy
wretch who came to Washington some
years ago imploring the doctors to re-
lieve him of a snake which he said
ne had swallowed while drinking at a
spring n which, as he violently de-
clared, was devouring the coat of his
stomach. One by one the learned gen.
m examined him, satisfied them.
selves that there vas no snake-as.
indeed, there was not-and sent him
away with the solemn assurance that
ne need not worry about it any more.
he continued to worry, however,
and when at last he found a physician
who cared more about results than
etiquette he was on the verge OF
actual insanity. This great physician
soon perceived that he had to deal
with a halluoination, not a snake. and
proceeded accordingly. He employed
a colored citizen and a tin bucket
Two hours in Rock Creek park brought
forth a garter snake of small size but
49, 'AHJ' anu al EARNEST and In.
custrious emetic did the rest. The
victim saw the snake wriggling in
the bucket and went home happy. II
IS part OF the history Of that period,
however, that the physician who
achieved the cure was loudly de
nounced as an outlaw, and CONSIGNED
TO everlasting odium for unprofes
sional conduct.
We never heard that he lost the
confidence of the public on that &c
count, however. and as the fame and
the fortunes CT medical men are made
by their practical achievements and
o by the approval of their fellow
doctors we rather think he profted in
the ~end.-Washington Post.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
The Women Who Work.

OF the total working population Of
the United States. women constitute
less than Is percent Compare this
with other countries and you will real
lie fully how well women are treated
in America. In Germany the percent
age of females employed to the total
self-supporting population is %, while
in England it is 81. In Italy the per.
centage is 40. and in Austria At.
Among the Indians it used to be 100.
and about the same percentage was
found by Livingstone In Africa. The
higher the civilization the lower the
percentage.--New York Press.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
Endurance of Animals.

1t Is Questionable whether those
who delight to store tales of feats of
endurance in animals will accept the
latest claimant to notice-that Of the
dog who had just been dug out alive
from q rabbit hole in the Scilly Isles,
after having been lost for a fortnight.
Instances Of remarkable endurance
among animals. however. are numer-
GUS. Several years ago a man in Eng
land fell into a deep With
him, when he was last seen, was his
favorite dog. Six weeks elapsed be-
tween the date Of his disappearance
and the discovery Of his remains.
There was but the skeleton Of him. Be-
side the bones was the dog, alive and
fourishing.
Whales, elephants and eagles come
at the head of the table of creatures
which longest survive the ills to which
they r heir. Yet a whale has been
found dead from a d~islocated jaw; an
elephant has died from gangrene in
one of his feet, set up by a gunshot.
In a Scotch deer forest not long ago
a stalking party came across a mag
nificent gold eagle, dead, caught in a
fox trap. He had been caught by the
centre claw Of one foot and had died
OF exhaustion in attempting to escape.
BY his side were two grouse and a
partly eaten hare which other eagles
had brought to sustain him in his fight
for life. If a rat had been caught by
his leg in a trap either he or his COM
rades would have bitten off the i'm
prisoned limb and released him.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
Child's Candy Bills.

George Lawder tells this story to
show how few people know the value
Of money. His laundry work is done
by a negress, and he noticed that the
woman's little girls were always eat
ing candy when they brought the
wash home.
"You mus. spend a good deal OIL
money for candy" he remarked one
Saturday to the elder girl.
Indeed does" was the astonishing
reply why me an NAH sistah has
done spent millyuns an millyuns oil
dollahs fur candy!"-New Yorl
Times,
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
CURES RHEUMATISM AND cATARaH.
E.D.E. Cures Decp-Seated Cases Especially
To Prove 1t b. u. y. Sent Free.

ShSSn
To Prove 1t b. u. y. sent Free.
These diseases, with aches and pains in
bones, joints and back, agoaizing pains in
shoulder blades, hands, fingers, arms and
legs crippled by rheumatism, lumbago, sci
atica, OF neuralgia; hawking, splitting, nose
Bleeding, ringing in the ears, sick stomach,
deafness, noise in the head, bad teeth, thin
hot blood, all run down feeling or catarrh
ara sure signs of an awful poisoned condi-
ton of tho blood. Take Botanic Blood
Balm (D.B.B.) Soon all aches and pains
stop, the poison is destroyed and a real
permanent cure is made of the worst rheu-
matism or foulest catarrh. Thousands of
cases cured by taking B.B.D. It strength
ems weak kidneys and improves digestion.
Druggists, 81 per large bottle. Sample free
by writing BLOOD BALM Co., "a Balm
Bldg, Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble and
free medical advice sent in sealed letter.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
HE CELEBRATED HIS BIRTHDAY,
warden Drank Champagne, Though
Supposed to Be on Deathbed.

Supposed to Be on Deathbed.
A don Of New college, in England
tells a quaint story about DR.. Sewell
the late warden of the institution. who
was SO seriously LII two years ago thai
1t vas thought he was near his end
Canon Spooner-who is now spoken
OF as his probable successor-cams
and slept in the college for a night O,
two In order to be at hand should the
old man have any last in~junctions te
give to one of his oldest friends. Late
on d night of Christmas v the
canon was summoned to- the sicy
room. "Spooner," said the warden in
a faint voice. my dear Spooner. /.
have just remembered that tomorrow
Is my birthday. think should like
a bottle OF champagne" 1t Is pleas
ant to add that he had his champagne
and made a wonderful Though as il
proved only comparatively temporary
recovery OF health and strength.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
Prefers Publicity.

A freshly made bride and bride.
groom sauntered down Broadway and
the bride became angry because they
attracted so much attention. The
bridegroom suggested that she carry
the suit case and the satchel, explain
ing that this was a sure way of avert.
ing suspicion. The bride figured a
while, and after consulting the Their.
mometer. came to the conclusion that
she preferred the publicity.-New
York letter.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
STATE OF ONO, CRY OF TOLEDO, / :.
IIrcAn Gnrrrr Sd.

HoNho SoCNtf
FRANK j. CHENEY make oath that he Is
senior partner OF the firm OF F.. j. CHENEY &
Co., doing business in the City Of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the yum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case OF cArARRat that
cannot be cured by tho. use of HALLS
CATAnRH CUnE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before mo and subscribed in my
f-~ presence, this 6thday OF December,
SEAL. A. D., 1885. A. W. GLEASON,
49, Notary Public.
Halls atarrh Cure Is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. send for testimonials,
free. F.J. CHENEY q Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists, Toe.
Halls Family Pills are the boat.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
One of the Highest Families.

At a recent meeting of BENJAMIN
Hamrick's family in Webster Springs,
w. Va, it developed that the aggre-
gate stature of Mr.. Hamriek end his
eight sons was sixty-two feet five and
one-half inches. The father stands
six feet five and one-half inches and
the Sawed off" Of the family, a son
named William, is six feet one inch.
The members Of this remarkable fam.
lily range in weight from 155 to 200
mounds
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
A Coveted Post.

At q meeting of the Wandsworth.
Guardians applications were received
from no fewer tLan ITO persons for
the post of messenger at a salary of
thirty shtllings q week. with three
shuhngs a week extra allowance for
Sunday work.-London Tit-Bits
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22

Lord Grimthorpe, the designer of
big Ben" though nearly ninety, still
retains his skill as a scientific horolo-
gist. A chimney clock designed by him
is being erected on the tower of the
parish church at Rockingham, near
Gainsborough.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
Women Doctors.

Medicine as a profession for WON.
en- is constantly growing in popula
ity In London. Women now holding
medical degrees in Great Britain nun
Der more than FIVE hundred.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22

A sunfower sucks up l4J pounds OF
water during its growth.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces inlammu-
tion, allays pain cures wind collie. 25c. d bottle
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
Deer In City of Vienna.

Lack of food on the snowclad hills
drove a wild deer into a suburb of
Vienna. 1t was chased and died of
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22

"A copy of Hawthorne's rarest book,
"~Fanshawe,' was sold in Boston recently
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22

FITSpcrmancntiy cured. No 1ts or nervous
ness after first days use Of DR.. Kline's Great
NervcRestorer. $2trial bottle and treatisefree
DR.. E.H. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22

You can do your dyeing in half ar
hour with PUTNAM FADELEss DYES.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22

Piso's Cure canno DO too highly spoken OF
IS a cough cure.-J. W. O'BRIEs, 322 Third
Avenue, N, Minneapolis, MIMI. Jan. g., 1900.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22

European Russia has a less percentage
Of forest than the United States.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22
a Peer ~CloekInakor.

Tho manufacture of artificial campher
by e.ectrolysis is now assured.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1903-10-22

The hoh Is the only wild animal that is
capable Of. affection.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-03
MIR. AND MRS. MEYER
 GREIL'S CARD PARTY.

The members of the Whist Club were charmingly entertained on Wednesday evening by MT. and Mrs. Meyer Greil at their home. The home was exquisite in an elaborate placing of wild flowers and roses.
 The apartment in which the guests were received was adorned in Marechal Neil roses. The hall ws beautified by an effective arrangement of palms and dog wood. and the parlor was adorned in American beauty roses.
 The dining room was lovely in the eX- treme in a scheme of white and green which was carried out in most artistic manner. In the center of the table where covers were laid for twenty-five guests, there was placed a bank of gorgeous Eas- ter lilies and smilax reaching to the cell ing The setting of the table in renais- sance lace silver and cut glass was light ed with white and green shaded candles burning in silver candelabra.
 After the game a six course supper in which the green and white tones were continued, was served.
 The score cards were hand-p painted Easter lilies.
 The club prize for the ladies was large Laura Moses picture and it fell to Mrs. Leon Well, the club prize for the gentle men was a pearl stick pin and was won by Mir. Simon Gassenheimer, and the guests prize, smaller picture, was won by Mrs. Ben Greil.
 The guests outside the membership of the club were MT. and Mrs. Ben Greil. Mrs Branch of Los Angeles, Cal, Miss Floretta Meyer of Selma, Miss Esther Roman and MT. Seymour Forcheimer.