The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-09
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Mary had a little lamb.
Nltirgrccn peas on tho side
3 pint OF ale. 81 small cocktail,
And twenty oysters, fried.

4N tifEscen peas on tho side;
3 pint OF ale. 81 small cocktail,
And twenty oysters, fried.
From the precautions taken to guard
the English railroads when Loubet
came one might think the visitor was
j. Pierpont Morgan instead of merely
the president of France.
The fact that Francis Brown of Hun
ter is so years Old may help 10 explain
his eagerness to get a divorce so he
may remarry. He no doubt realizes
that there is cause for haste. .
Even If Colorado is not able to make
creditable exhibit 81 St Louis IL is
having a great exhibition at home in
the racket between the governor and
members Of the exposition commission.
Fernstrom and Cottrell say they have
engaged first class counsel to defend
them in the suit brought by City At
torDey Nye. Although no names are
given it is presumed Fussy Jimmy is
looking after their interests.
When tic flood came. three frightened
people
Sought the roof TO escape a. souse.
But two lost their grip and fell OFF.
And that made it one on the house.
II an American fleet and the first
gentleman of France had visited Eng
land simultaneously a hundred years or
so ago they would no doubt have been
greeted. as on the present occasion by
distinguished British naval and mill
tary officers, but instead of bottles the
Englishmen would have had swords in
their hands.
1t would be interesting to know
whether Senator kearns got as good a
meal at Oyster Bay as he gave the
president in Salt Lake.
one peculiar feature Of the trouble at
Evansville is that the mob and not the
militia broke and ran.
The board of public works, it appears,
has not found it necessary to call on
the police to protect them from the
rush of contractors anxious to bid on
the North State street paving, so it has
been decided 10 change the plans to
suit the contractors.
The threatened labor lockout and
general tie-up of building operations
has about blown up and thus another
condition that might have for a time
impeded Salt Lakes onward march has
been put to the bad.
It's not what YOU think but what
you do that let's people know you're
alive.
The grocer where We bay our stuff,
And buying, get into his debt
Puts the amount down on his book
And sends a bin. lest we forget.
Kid Stories,
Here are a couple of Salt Lake kid
stories:
Freddie had been out in the country
for a few. weeks. and when he cams
| home to observe the Fourth he haC
added to his attractions some dozen:
/ OF large. red freckles. Little Helen,
/ years Old who for a long time had beer
/ an ardent admirer of Freddie, called
| with her parents one night. and to the
surprise OF everyone and the grief o
Freddie, refused to hold speech Will
/ him. crying: DO way, Do wSyi Dirty
/ dirty boyl" She was finally induced e
forgive Freddie, but regarded him witf
| suspicion all the evening and aftel
| they left confided to her mother tina
/ she simply couldn't bear a boy witt
! stars tars," she said-in his face.
Herbert is some ? years old and does
( q lot more thinking than his parents
give him credit for. The other morn
/ ing papa shaved and left the tools OF
! the dresser while he left the room fol
/ a few moments. During his absence
| Herbert. who had been watching tn
shaving process with much interest
! dra gged a chair over to the dresser
| climbed up, and after generously lath
1 ering his face, took the razor and Wen
/ through the motions Of shaving. Whei
papa returned he frantically tore
/ sharp razor from the hands of the iml
] tative youth. who had succeeded II
making about fifteen small cuts on
| beardIess cheek. Herbert does not &c
to see papa shave hereafter, it is un
| derstOOd.