New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-10-07
OLD GUARD ATTRACTIONS
Even the Stated Eyes of the New.York public
Find Interest in Bazaar

When the two little red and whi.o IT,, 49, .,.
OF Captain "llnam h Brixey, We're bundled into
hack door Of Madison Square csrsa- .-..i
there was CONSERVATION auonv -. -. -,
the Old Guard fair. The pigs were ,e- So, -,
-swfuliy nice. you know, for pizs-blus bIoods5
pigs Gf pig has blood as one ~ tbs -,.,a-.~s
doubtingy interjected). and they viii undoubtedlv
be raf1ed of when the fair has passa5 a. -
climacteric. placed down in The o- 80
where at present there Is no porcire ertih,.
The county fair is in the subcellsr T7aonIe 7-ro
prefer cau II ths Midway. Either wav the stalls
where blue rihboned beauties Of the turf repose
o nights when tnat sort OF show is on now harbor
a medley Of subterranean diversions Here is
Happy Hoolgan. wearing a tin ran ~, ~. -.
You pick up rife and shoot Hsppv 5ooiigan
II you knock the can of his head II * M =, -,
TO say whether It Is cane or three cigars that
shall he yours
When Happy Hooligan pals. try the House Of
Many Troubles. or the House Of Cats In .var-
window Of the House Of Many Troubles sits
ualevolent cat with his Or her name accomn,o-
knock Tom or Ed or Mary out of ,-i,r,,,-r
just further on YOU try to shoot the wee Snanisb
ror: or TO swallow the salt water az fbs+ re-
poses IN sulphlrous yeiIoW wrapplngs. Only there
In the little electric theatre which smells bo~sav
I1ey Snow, 20 tIe 81 ans 9. an upright piano. how
ated by a woman. who renders volcanic inhau-
Upstairs on the main floor even the faded New
YORK palate must hnd solace and refreshment. If
StteTing eye the pretty girl b6 So 9f Ti'R 9e
on the lceooN, or the safe, or the evening cloak
and royal ermine nluf undoubtedly is From gas
ranges 10 steel skiffs. and from swords TO finger
rings and complexion soaps. GIFTS have been show
eled on the OLD quar- kven the Prote ssionaI
WoTnan's League has given a well fed doll zovned
IN purple Ard there are groceries and dramatic
table, and a real MarCOni telegraph station which
will send a message up into the gallery for YOU.
The click OF the public stenogra piers Cvpeyvrt er
announces that she ia ready draw I'D YOUR u st
will and testament, and they will give YOU a mild
electric shock from toilet battery tuck YOUR pet
ricoat. take your silhouette tell voIr fortune or
lead you into temptation on a miniature race
track-and all smllingly and in the name Of that
armory the Old Guard has set its heart on
Thirsty souls generally bring up Fl the booth
OF the New York City Chapter Z. A R which
Is built 70 resemble Mount Vernon and where iced
drinks are on sale. The chairman Of the booth
committee Is Mrs. Donald Mclean tho regent
and she IS aided by vel known women like Mrs.
Seth Low Mrs; Roger \ Pryor Mrs. r ogden
Dorenlus- Mrs Clarence POsJley and Mrs Bradley.
And over all is dome Of red, white and blue.
starred with great white stars and iewelIed with
rows and considerations of electric lights. All
the gold lace and medals that the Old Guard
can muster will be brought out tomorrow night,
when the Honorable Artillery Company OF Lon
don viii be there and Friday. when IL is
hoped the captain. officers and men OF the Julien
de Ia Graviere. the French cruiser AT anchor in
the North River, Will be the guests OF the Old
Guard.