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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29
EACH KILLED THE OTHER

Par AIMING Agnes Moody Detroit Inward Knaphsm sees 70 WV
rnta fo
Ia a real sense the knaphau first
> rrirteaaiy ~ the body e MS 49, an
Rlotes dissipation has burned ap WITHIN ~ "
manhood Is l. rotten nhSsle' nun
to stfanEef with some n'ef =. -,
n a. shadow al her sinful pathway she pat h' CUP "
hs t4s tn M aani-
Together they tfoa what seemed 70 them the ps'"' 49,
anes-hu aewaWari downward g.. ..,s.
Finally no senblancs was LEFT IN Them s,
tae Of evil one seeia NOV
80 a., a. .nss,.,ea zach helped colts OF degradation
other -. a..,,,,as
NASAL dead 80, ,..
% physical eNlstrnee~esN gu
30 In miserable hoty, lie wa /" a. w
veetstely dspA-ienaey as yea would ~u ~
lie IN Ne piscef
As weak Al a
stron a. a wax
Destroying w he "se Ns
hing Ire life -. A,
yeuw know the falling fefeH OF t"' sum ~ =
thcy do gn natara
nanisl, the ,e Of one momentum Of AHs's'f
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29

When I speak ~ my old osmrado at.
arms I villa with Your permission.
leave ont an the fine foreign titles
which they had picked un durinH the
vars. They are eKGNilont Tar anurt
but you newer heard them IN the camp
for We could not afford 70 10 away
with our NcY. eur RApp. ur pot asait-
names which were as HlifrInt % our
ears a. the hiars af oar trumpsta
blowing reNeitia. II was nstahier.
then. who seas 10 cay that wished
o. sec ME
lie had a SUITE ~ rooms ~ The ~na
u the GALLERY ~ rfaucia ilie t1fss
not very faf from those II thA vfas
pnrnr In the ante chambar ~ees
waitlns two men whasn I kRtwl we'll
Colonel Despisnns. u the 8Ith ~ the
iiae, and Captain a'rsnan Il the
Naliiaaura They xnre both did sold.
ierH frearau had carried a ekirs -
10 EEYpt and thsY were glsa both
famous Ia TIE sriny ZOE thslf oeurase
and their skill uith Ssapuns rfetnsaa
haa hsremr little stuf IN ths wrist
bat pespieuns was capable ~ his hrsi
1t making the sNeft myself nu vas
a tins fellow about three inches short
IT the proper height far a man he
ugsrif his beth With she aahsF and
with the small nWara he had several
tifrua almost held hts Own against me
when Ne ussd % exhibit a. Nsfon .
nsn % Arrss IN the fslaia HsrAi.
Voc raAy think that u made Ne ns,<f
something In the wind ~hsa we fesna
thr~e such nten eziied tasethef tnte
saa roam Yea caanst zoe ths irss
sncr s7a arsssinH utthssl sazpeetinis
: sSisA
Name % a pifess s.ia rremoaa.
r. his tsarTaes Feasn fashion, are ~
then esiectins threr champions % The
uuuFbuna
70 al n us ihe mes appeared not
lmprlhaisir Certainly IN THE shafe
arfnY ~ eHfe the NafF thfea Who
might have been OheN~n rs nsst them
The prince % Nsufehatri Aeair~s
- naeak win the nfisedier aersrd,
safa feetraAa. Appearing a. ths
desf
q I usa,. lssvtns say twe psfpss-
h,i1s camsasnea win tmpaii~nee be
hisa ne Sc AS sntsH fntstsa but
sssg EafsrestsfF fiffnished n=fthisf
wa= seated Opposite a me - : hitie
table. si'h : p-a n ats hand And
nsf. eess eeeu sefH~ HIN tie as
faHfHNHH WUNHf anA N5H#fffNf 80
siIffsfon4 ffrsss fhr tasftuisf ~ha used
L. ave 80 fsslsl'aa q he aftsf. esd
ehl - - aflrn - ~ purfrf orr
eaHs teaHsaa eaf haa ~ tfimiaEs.s bis
lH5taaa Hfth - 80 rssat,aiEN ans
aIfH 49, - fashsH fhs nast "a he
sAa, aTmaiH face theirs ~ss
- afl.zasaN = tfHHhir ard Ne sasshea
= - - a#taref his esaniissf g.
- aHh 80 - g samathisse TYR
HHa aaa kHs4llzaans
fHftaf n azssafs gsrufAF Hsts ~
A. $3.50 ssffira Fesf hishhsss'
anaseaet
aass 80 faa tzsfnrs ] So farther
Ne assse - upaH gsaf honsf 10
hasasi aeaAa assa a seAdter. hat STAT Il
ssssaf = p.ass fsfusan - shall asssE
- sFszHsssad - 49, fhiha pss~Da
~ $50 thzs 80 fna 'srsiaatn3
Y 80 - $3.50 st1t 81 So ths sassn
Ne fesazfFs.t
8sF aasf EHs~ thea tat e 10 al
alssr "a ina arspefsf satd hs. hssNs
fs,s fasH sf 80 tahir ~ Speaking
HsFf ts~lf - u ~ Ma hard tssk
e. alaaAa aaS fha -nssis tausasn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29
THE STAR FOR THE SUMNER

People ss~las city vacations can have The
star forwarded 20 without extra expense
Rates cents pes nenth payable \" advance
sending esre0, os,'et''e~n seafs'" '
,..sh 81 time 10 e be and edition wanted
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29

81 nnuen and Mafinont ~ Parts have
both mounted the white rpekade aud
ID IL rumarsd that fhiieyfsnd has
talhsd Hey into dainH the anfns thiHs
IL q evident that further resistance
L. useless and that u can only hftnF
nsianfY upua Que country. I Niah %
ask Yaa therefore WHISTLER sou are
prepared - join o. Ia iaYiHs hands
upan tho ampcfofH person. and bring
los the war 10 conclusion by deliver
lnR him over % the allies
l assure yau that when heard this
Infamous proposition put forward by
the man Who had been the earliest
friend 81 the emperor. ana Who had
Fscoivaa greater favora frnm him than
sny II hia followers could only stand
and stare Al him In Amusement For
hiH part he tapped his pen handle
against his teeth. and looked az me
with a slaatinn head
'tWsuf' he asked
- am = Httla deaf aa aae side" said
T. cnidiY There are some thinga
witch cannot hear ! bsE that YOU
viii permit me te return o. "a duties
"Nay bat Yea must not be head
siraak rising ap and isYinH his hand
upon my shoulder You are aware
Napoleon aud that che Hmresssf Ai.fs-
anaeF refuses to trest with him
air I cried with pas-s1s. = ~ensd
have 700 know that ! do not ear3 the
dresa ~ = ~ine glass fsf the Nsassie
~ fgs che kmpctsF AieNenaef eithef
nrheu fof whkt 30 yssl care
"raf my nwn hstssf ana fef the ser
pioe 81 my aiottess MASTER The I'm
psruf A,apaiean.
That u ~ vsrY vel. ssid u~f til
Seq psosfEaiy sisfusRips his shpt'ldsfs
'raat. asr fartM sna a. faet 81 the
wufia ~ must iafsh them Ia thr tHs~
Afo ~ 20 atata against the sstii ~ thF
nat,tas Are - - have civH waf or
TOO ~ All our sulsfefianrsf Asad be-
sidas - are thiHnins away tNefF
haaf comes The nesr - flesh aeSsf
iiana We have ntiil time % make
ossf t.sare ard indeed 20 earn The high
- tesafa. ~ nixtna ufi the sHPrfaf
I ahnssf - With passion shsi ny
sshsf rlattsraa zssinsl M thigh.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29
re DREW THE LINE
At HER COLD CREAM

ITS wif~'s desperate effort "a
rnsGntAgn upon h@r epuntenRnce thr
bluam % youth and beauty Il the
priaelpai cause AZ Etsar Ehesnutt 3
iissailafaetion atth married hfe. 80
o.srding % his answer 20 his Wits
dsv8rca complaint. flied IN the su-
psrtor cotrS saturday sseniaE
In her anahttian 60 BE- Neii Pre-
SERVED NusnAn. Mr.. chesuuti al
iexss tkaf Mrs. Cheenutt every
night for a year daubef her facr
with sosne ssrt ~ grease called q
complexion betutifiaf that sfifsiisi
like assAfeeti5a AMI nAus*atsd the
defendant - that ne eguid not sleep
AZ night
-Four days AEo Ellen q. CheeHutt
flied a divorce suit against Edgar
Caeenaft alleging crueiiy and desrr-
tion. IN his answer no admits the
dessrtiou. saying any man w1ui3
have dane she same ia his place
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29

I'd Friday y last week ~ a c4xr-tn
Of earth At the eorrsf q fnartk
avenue and Cherry street sansf~f
WaH q EVIL sksEiusaf n Fzssssessa cir
euu1siAnees and had courr n this
city expecting - obtain employ :
ntFnt tnutliiuN to ask assistance
ffarn Ms relatives. =. had taksn The
first wurk pistaiuahls.
ID AS through q. NJ Potter ~
AriinR1aa thai the Investigation ~as
eomm~aced thet lei q ths asseless
uFa VI Campers tdrutftr. The 9ea8
mans effests whiah were found yes.
trTdsy eonyisf uzsiniy 81 surveyor =
Instruments and hooks--ths latter
trsatissz on Subjects pertaining -
euEinasr work
soFearr HuYs has nutiflcd Gam
pers mother. wha lives al bradford
Junction. Nsb-. II the stsaih ~ her
seu. and the body Niii be held here
awaiting her Instructions.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29
LAsoa MEETINGS TONIGHT

ballard Ship Carpenters Baker
street nall Ballard
Electrical WORKERS Ma. TiTaW aifs
r~sees hall it3a 9ec1nd afsnue
FiaNfarsFs Olympic hall. fietts
seronH ayruas
Sheet Metal Workers Musicians
han. tt1e seeend avenue.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29

10 bali CANDLES. extra large, two
Tor ssss-t.ss ss.ftst.ss-s %
t-oz. SKYROCKETs, for, ,.. Sc
e-oz. sKYRoCRErs. each ..... 40
At. n, sRYRoCKETs. each. Zoe
s-lh. SKxROCKETS. EACH, i3e
Painted CANES 90 shoot la1enEers,
Zoe Kind Tor .-tt.s+.....aa.s,s &C
Duck Head CANES ...a...... Toe
AMMUNITION FOR CANES. per
box .................... Sc
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29

The Northern Parifio has arranged
for specially los rates. beth asir atat
sna found Frip. % al Eastern 9sif.is.
a. yna sre PLANNING a trip. cell AZ ne
~ T. ritS oftice. seattle. and Wv vii
- rteasea - make AT afranssfnents
Tor fa.i -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29
DEAD NAN WAS
4 CIVIL ENGINEER

Albert Camper. not A. Jamuier.
-Ess the name u The workman xiii
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-29
Dancine Classes

Professor wilson AZ Hanks Hail
Monday AMI Friday evenings. Pri-
xate iRssol.s daiif. zee
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19

Alfred Best is one Of the singers a
the Denver music festival
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19

j. j. Mcclellan left this week for
Denver where he is 90 be one of the
principal artists I'm the musical festival
to be- given there He was accompanied
by Fred Best, who is down for a solo.
Mr.. McCleuans work began yesterday.
There is no doubt that the Utah artists
win give a good account of themselves.
Mr.. Mcclellan lis a musician OF no
ordinary ability and his friends here
expect that be win make an impression
fhara
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19
LOCAL CHORDS.

Anton Peterson will play the organ
in the tabernacle Sunday in the abb
seuce Of Professor j. j. Mcclellan, who
is attending the music festival in Den
YER
E#
Alfred Best is one Of the singers at
the Denver music festival
The cantata "Penitence. Pardon and
Peace" viii be repeated tonight at the
First Presbyterian church The solos
formerly taken by Fred Graham, viii
be sung by Miss Gertrude Damon of
Washington, d. G.. The collection re-
ceived win be placed to the credit of
the fund for the new church organ. The
public is cordially invited.
Miss Celia Sharp, who is one of the
best known and most popular pianists
of the city. has gone to Europe and
may be absent from the city for a year
or more. The first three months she
viii spend touring the continent and
then viii probably continue her musical
work under some OF the masters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19
ANTON pEDERSEN,

Teacher Of VIOLIN AND HARMONY.
Studio Callers Music Palace, 45 W. LIST
South. Res 62l Sd St.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19

We sold as many this
week as we did last. They
must have merit, or we
couldn't afford to guaran-
tee them the way we do.
You know we send them
out on trial, and if they are
not entirely satisfactory
we will take them back,
and it will not cost you one
cent. Don't you think it
will pay you to look them
over?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19
LOUIS M. CRITCHLOW.

Voice Culture and Singing. 4Si and 435 Con-
stitutiOn block. Every morning, 3 TO I;
Tuesday. Friday and Saturday afternoons
1870 10 6. Voice trial by appointment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19
JOHN J. MCCLELLAN,

OrEanist OF the Tabernacle. pupil OF
Jonas. ScharWenka and JedicZka)
PIANO. HARMONY AND ORGAN.
Studio. Rooms 8 and 10. ID. O. Callers
Sons Co. building. Studio Phone 1629Y
Residence Phone 10i4Y.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19
MISS JANE MACINTOSH,

SUFHANU.
SoloIst Of Church OF Christ. Scientist.
Teacher of Singing. Normal Course
graduate of BlckWell Young
Studio 433-34 Constitution block.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19

Since Paderewski gave his concert in
London with the lights turned down.
few months ago, there has been
great discussion Of the subject going
on i'm Germany. After concerts in
dim light have been tried In Berlin,
the uupOetical editor Of the Augemelne
Aiusik-Zeltung observes that the dim
ness gave relief 20 the eyes of the au-
dience. but he failed TO note that it
increased the enjoyment Of the music
or had any good effect upon its in
depreciation. He thinks that complete
invisibility OF the performer might en-
nance the pleasure TO be derived from
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19

Dr. Paul Marsop announces that he is
about 90 publish a study on the social
conditions of German orchestral mu-
sicians and an appeal 90 them 20 begin
an agitation for the elevation of the
material position of musicians So nee
essary az the present time. He re-
quests an sympathiZers with his ideas
20 communicate details Of wages. sick
pensions. widows funds and the like
His address Is Munich Society museum
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19
Back to the Road.
MISS NORA GLEASON,

Teacher Of
PIANO. MANDOLIN AND GUITAR.
Studio. 13l East First South. Tel. 1873
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19

The Khedivial theatre Of Cairo lately
produced Franchettis operate work,
"Germania." The Journal of the Pyra-
mids felt called upon 90 deny reports
that the work was a Qualification of
Germany likely 90 hurt the feelings Of
the French population of the city. Tic
assures its readers that the most patri-
otto Frenchman win find in it nothing
TO injure the tender susceptlbiitles Of
even "A sensitive child.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
BRYAN ATTACKS CLEVELAND
AT a Picnic Given by Chicago Democracy
-EX-Ball Player Anson Heads the
Parade on Horseback

Chicago, July 20-William ]. Bryan
was the principal speaker at the pic
mic Of the local Democracy. Bryan
referred in vigorous terms to the last
administration of Grover Cleveland, de-
claring that it had been a lodestOne
around the neck of the party that
elected him, and making other refer
clces equally uncOmplimentary to the
former president. The picnic was at
tended by several thousand local Dem
Ocrats and Fryan's address was fire.
quently interrupted by vigorous ap-
plause.
Preceding the picnic a parade was
held through the streets leading to the
ground. Adrian G.. Arson, the former
ball player, rode at the head of the
Democratic Marching club, and was
the recipient Of about as much atten-
ton as any of the distinguished gentle
man who followed him in carriages.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
One Cause of Deafness.

Deafness is often caused by the
violence with which people blow their
noses," said q New York specialist in
eye and ear diseases. There is an in
innate relation between the aural and
nasal passages. You sometimes feel
it when you are bathing and get your
nose full of water. Then you will find
more deafness in localities where the
residents ar" subject to catarrh. In the
nose persons stretch the eardrum.
Sometimes hey burst the membrane.
I have handled many cases of this sort
where deafness came suddenly after a
heavy cold in the head"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24

In Spain, while the Moors were in the
ascendency, luxurious hot baths were
established. They We're used in con-
nection with the religious rites of Is
lam. The Islamites were required to
battle frequently. The manner Of
bathing was as follows:
After undressing, the bather is wrap
ped in a wooden coat, sandals are put
on and he walks to the hot bath. After
a thorough hot bath all parts of the
body are rubbed. The soles of the feet
are rubbed with pumice stone, then the
body is anointed with oil and sprinkled
with perfumed powders.
When the Moors were driven out OF
Spain the first thing the people did was
to destroy the Moorish bath houses.
This was done because of religious
prejudice against the Moors.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
QUESTION OF DARIUS GREEN
Prof. Neycomb Gives His View of the
Practicability of Aerial
Navigation.

Washington, July u. - While the
world is waiting with more or less
bated breath for =: OfessOr S. 2. Lang
ley to launch his first full-sized fly
ing machine. and to solve at last the
query which sOperplexed Darius Green,
other scientists connected with the
government are telling why it can't be
done. "Firds fly and why can't II"
ask Darius and Langley. To which
Professor Simon NewcOmb. expert
mathematician for the naval Obserya-
tory. replies: because the weight of
your machine increases as the cube
while the lifting surface increases as
the square,"
Professor NeWcOmb has given some
study to the subject. and has reached
the conclusion that the construction
of an aerial vehicle which could carry
even single man from place to place
at pleasure requires the discovery of
some new metal 0" some new force"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
John Wes1ey's Shrewish Wife,

One Of his biographers declares that
if he had searched the whole kingdom
the evangelist John Wesley would
hardly have found a woman more I'M
suitable than she whom he married.
She did not even confine herself to her
tongue in her attacks. More than once
she laid violent hands on him. 'Jack,'
said John Hampson to his son, Il was
once on the point Of committing
murder. 1t was when l was in the
north of Ireland and l went into a
room and found Mrs. Wesley foaming
with fury. Her husband was on the
floor, where she had been trailing him
by the hair of his head, and she her
self was still holding in her hand ven
cradle locks which she had plucked out
by the roots. [ felt" continued Hamp-
son, who was giant of man, though
not one of Wesley's warmest friends
II felt as though I could have knocked
the soul out Of r."-Everybody's
Magazine.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
Horses of Celebrated Men.

1t is generally known that Napo-
Icons white stallion, the horse he rode
at Waterloo, was named Marengo and
that WellingtOn's charger in the same
battle was Copenhagen. The latter
lived to be tWenty-seyen years old.
The remains Of Marengo are preserved
in the Museum of the United Services,
London. Do you remember the names
Of any of George Washington's horses?
In nearly all of the Washington stat
ues the Father of His Country is rep
resented as on horseback, but what is
the name of the animal he bestrides?
Richard III. owned White Surrey, and
it was for that splendid animal that
he cried when he shouted, "My king
dom for a horse" William ILLS IA
vOrite horse, SOrrel, had one eye. Sa-
vOy, the black horse Of Charles VIII.
of France, also had only one eye.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
Hospitality Pays.

Cities and communities frequently
expend large sums of money in enter
tanning conventions, conferences and
other public gatherings, both because
of spirit of hospitality prevailing or
through a sinister desire to Advertise
the city" After the affair is over and
the visitors have gone their several
ways the people ask one of the other,
"Does it pay to spend money thus?"
There never was Il case of public hos
pitality that didn't pay, If not in dol
lars and cents, in the extension and
broadening Of that finest of all senti-
ments, the brotherhood of man.-Day-
ton Herald.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
The Emperor and the Mandarin.

The Emperor and the Mandarin.
The favorite horse Of the Chinese en-
peror Isl having died through negli-
gence on the part OF the master of the
horse, the emperor in his rage would
have run that functionary through
with his sword. Mandarin Yentsi,
however, parried the blow, saying:
"Sire, this man is not yet convicted Of
Che crime sfor which he deserves to die"
".Well, fhen, tell him what it is
''Listen,, you scOundrel," said the min
fster,, to an enumeration Of the crimes
which you have committed. First, you
have allowed horse to perish which
the emperor has intrusted to your safe
Keeping. Moreover, it is owing to you
thattOur sovereign became SO exasper-
ated'that he was on the point of killing
you with his own hand. Lastly, it is
your fault that he was about to dis
grace himself in the eyes of everybody
by killing Il man for q horse"
'Let him CO." interrupted the en-
perOr, who understood the lesson. Il
pardon him."
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
COrroSiYe Ink.

With an impatient grunt the book
keeper threw away his pen and put a
new one in the holder. Its terrible"
be said. "how ink corrodes pens. In
six or seven hours a new pen will be-
gin to scratch. 1t keeps me busy chang
ing the blamed things, let alone the ex-
pense. There's money in it for the
man who will invent a noncorrosive
ink" An old man, bill collector, re-
marked to him: My young friend, I'll
tell you sure way to stop your ink
from corrOding your pen. Take a few
rusty iron nails and put them in your
ink we'll The inks corrosive acid will
play itself out on the nails, and in con-
sequence your pen will escape. A pen
that only lasts you day now should,
with my method. last at least a week. ~
Philadelphia Record
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
LAFoLLETTE SCORES TRUSTS
Says the Time Is Rife for a New Declara-
ton of Independence Aimed
at Combines.

Chautauqua, n. Y. July 20.-Trusts
and combinations, fostered by and in
league with the railroads, were de-
clared by Governor Robert M. LaFol-
lette, of Wisconsin, to be the greatest
menace to United States rights and
liberties, in speech before the League
of Civic Improvements. He denounced
them for the corruption of Legislative
bodies and compared the situation
with the oppression of the American
colonies by the British which led to
the declaration of independence.
He held that the time is ripe for a
new declaration of independence, and
announced his confidence that the peo-
pie would defeat the power which he
described as undermining official in
tegrity and American institutions"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
500 Reward 500.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least on
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure ia all It's stages. and that is
catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure l. the only
positive cure known to the medical fra
ternity. Catarrh being constitutional
disease. requires constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surface of the system. there
by destroying the foundation of the dis
ease, and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing its work. The pro-
prletors have so much faith in its cura-
tive powers, that they offer One Hundred
Dollars or any case that it fails to cure.
Send for lists nf testimonials. Address,
F. J. Cheney, & Co., Toledo. O.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-07-24
The Worm Turns.

They were almost ready to start, and,
like good husband, Mr.. Smoker wait
ed patiently for his wife to put the fin
1shing touches to her toilet She was
adjusting her hat and took a hat pin
from a big cushion Suddenly she ex-
claimed:
Il think it's a shame!''
eyes, my DEAR" nervously assented
Mr.. Smoker.
II mean the way these writers say
that women sharpen Lead pencils and
open cans with their husbands razors.'
Eyes, my dear"
~ Eyes. Now, / never do such things
with your razor, and I don't believe
any woman does as the writer's allege.
looked at your razor once when I had
box of sardines to open, but it was so
sharp and so wabbly in the handle that
l was afraid to use it. Besides, when
want to sharpen pencil and have no
knife 1 nibble point on it,
Eyes, my dear"
"But if the writers wish to put some
thing true in the papers why don't they
go for the men who use their wives
hat pins for pipe cleaners? Ugh, you
nasty brutes!
Mr.. Smoker forgot to say Eyes, my
dear. New York Times.