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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-03-19

ton of justice.-Washingto Post.
Just for Fun.
Let me see,' said the man at the
desk, pausing with his pen in air,
"who was the author of 'Twice-Told
Tales?'"
"Chauncey Depew, wasn't it," sug-
gested the man at the other desk
Chicago Tribune.
Briggs-Great Scott! how you smell
of kerosene!
Griggs-Yes, it is the fashionable
perfume nowadays. 1t gives one the
air of possessing an automobile.
always put a little on my pocket
handkerchief before l come away
from home-Boston Transcript.
George says his father will cut
him off with shilling if he insists
upon marrying me-"
"And what did you say?''
Il reminded him that papa is a
lawyer and that he'd be glad to take
up the case against his fathers es-
tate on shares. "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Stigginson-Poor Santos Dumont is
in hard luck again.
LaZarOWicZ-I didn't hear about it:
what has happened?
Stigginson-Why, he was attempt
ing to ascend in his machine yester-
day when cop ran him in for having
no visible means of support-Col-
umbia Jester
Launching the Shamrock Ill. on
ST. Patrick's Day will be quite pat
Boston Herald.
There once was a Frenchman from
Pau
Who went for slide on the snau
In the rough Pyrenees,
Where he skinned both his knees;
And his cuticle now has to grau.
Columbia Jester.
81 think know" said the amateur
gunner, after his fifth straight miss,
why those birds are called ducks"
whats that, sir?" inqired the
guide.
Because they duck out of the way
every time a fellow shoots"
Kind Father-My dear, if you want
good husband marry Mr.. Good
heart. He really and truly loves
you.
Daughter-Are you sure of that, pa?
Kind Father-Yes, indeed I've
been borrowing money of him for six
months and still he keeps coming
Stray Stories.
Mr.. Hopeford-The date you have
set for our wedding comes on Friday.
Friday is supposed to be an unlucky
day.
Mrs. Lakeside from the west)-So
I've heard, but It can't be any more
unlucky than the other days. I've
tried all the rest.-New York Weekly.
Il see that some one is advocating
the project of newspaper printed in
a compact tabloid form like a book
said Mr.. Torque.
''The very ideal" cried Mrs. Torque,
'its simply ridiculous"
''In what way?''
"Why, such a paper would be
20 aornpf
when the regular carpet paper runs
out!''-Baltimore Herald.
''You can't Judge by appearances,
paw" said Farmer Sorghum's eldest
daughter. Beneath the toughest ex-
terror may nestle the heart of gold"
The old man looked thoughtful.
THAT sounds NICE" he said, "but
it seems to me it's jest the opp'site
with a gold brick.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
81 tell you" said the first reformer,
1--WE ought to start an agitation to
curb the prize-fghting evil by means
of a constitutional amendment"
But" objects the second reformer,
that would react upon all of u.s."
''In what way?"
Doesn't the constitution guarantee
the right of free speech Fudge
Gee whizz," exclaimed young
Brokeleigh at the football game, look
at that tell you Fuhlback's a great
punter"
Yes" replied his fnancee. absent
mindedly. 'by the way. Jack. that re-
minds me, when are you going to
speak 10 papa"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-03-19

There once was a Frenchman from
Pau
Who went for a slide on the snau
In the rough Pyrenees,
Where he skinned both his knees;
And his cuticle now has to grau.
Columbia Jester.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-03-19

81 think | know" said the amateur
gunner, after his fifth straight miss,
why those birds are called ducks"
whats that, sir?" inqired the
guide.
Because they duck out of the way
every time fellow shoots
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-03-19

Launching the Shamrock III. on
st. Patrick's Day will be quite pat
Boston Herald.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
CHAPTER XII
And TGere Was Trouble
 All Over Egypt.

Not content with making old Phar- aoh suffer with some forty aniietions to mellow up his heart, Cohen x Levy gave orders to swipe the good things and sneak out of the land. Joshua told the waters to stand still until he divided them, and they stood for it.
 The seven tribes had cheerfully taken everything in sight, but rebeled Co taken water. Aaron had herd of swine of over eighty thousand soul and che people of Israel demanded he and hi, herd should take the lead, which they did, and Cohen X Levy and Slob- erosky and all the tribes followed, and landed safely on the other side, and not a drop ot water touched them, and they were happy Aaron had a corner on swine chops, and price was no object as they crayed for it, being cannibals. Then Aaron was happy. His brother seeing business was good and wanted a half interest Aaron says niXey, Nose, and Nose waxed hot. The next morn- ing the hog ordinance was passed and Aaron was put out Of business.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
WILL FIGHT
ChOynski and BurleY Agree
 to Terms of Battle.

Joe Choynski and Nick Burley have signed an agreement to fight at Daw- son, Friday night, August .. The agreement was signed last Saturday ninht, and the contest will take place under the auspices of the Dawson Ama- teur Athletic Association. This Is the third time the date for the sec ond fight between these men has been set. The first time, July 22 was agreed upon 10 was then postponed until July S7. Before the last named date a row over the rules caused an indefinite postponement for the fight Now a new agreement has been signed, and it is believed the fight will be pulled off sure enough.
 The fight will be by Marquis Of Queeusberry rules, without hitting in the breakaway. The winner gets Go and the loser B per cent. of the purse.
 ChoyusA Is billed to fight George Gardiner at Dawson this month.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
EXCURSION
Arctic Brotherhood to Hold
 High Jinks Today.

Today the big Arctic Brotherhood excursion to Fortune bay will be on. The preparations made by the commit tee have been elaborate, and it is safe Co say that considerable percentage of the population oi Skagway will be there.
 The Vira Rial has been chartered by the Arctic Brotherhood Co take the picnickers Co the happy grounds. Her first trip will be at 9:3O o'clock this morning. and every hour afterwards until o'clock, should the crowd war rant she will make trips oitener.
 This evening the Nira Rial will make her first trip from Fortune bay at 5;jO. The trips have been SD arranged as Co accommodate all classes oi people. The fare win be only 30 cents the round trip for adults, and 25 and Co cents for children.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
WILLMOVE
Grim Will Change Locations
 Next Month.

On the first of next month Hermann Grim win move his place ot business Co the corner tn which be first began bus iness in this city, opposite his present place of business. A French plate glass front will be put in the house soon Co be occupied and other improve ments made iu thc premises.
 The Ioukeudort building iu which the Seattle saloon Is now situated. will not be vacant long, as arrangements have already been completed for Che opening of a saloon there aS soon as the Seattle shall move out
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
WILL GO
Col. Pitcher to Leave Skag'
 way.

Col. W. l.. Pitcher will leave Skag' way on one Of the boats that will be here this week. Whether he goes to remain permanently or not it is toc soon to say, but it Is likely that he will not return.
 Col. Pitcher is a member of the gen. eral court martial which will meet al Vancouver Barracks August IS, and will have to leave Skagway on or be- fore August 10 to make his arrival there in time for the court certain.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
FIRE INSURANCE

represent the following Fire Iu,ur- anee Companies:
 The Commonwealth Savings and Iu- surance Co, of Richmond, Va.
 Citizens Insurance Co.,, Oi Chicago, Ills.
 American Trust and Insurance Co Of Chicago, HIS.
 Western Union Fire Underwriters, of Chicago, Ills.
 Fire and Marine Ll0yds Association, of Washington, D C.
 And am ready t0 receive applications and write policies for reasonable amounts. PHu ABENHANS.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
FAITH
Faith Is an Element in
 Business.

But in the jewelry trade it is an es sential entering into every sale.
 While many retail buyers may knoF the quality oi shoes and dry goods. not one in thousand can distinguish the quality of a diamond or the karat of gold They mus, have faith in the jswrler. We have a reputation for abe soluic reliability. Every article Is guaranteed Co be exactly as represent cd, Ii you buy it at Kerus it is al- right. D. E. KERN,
 Gold and Siiva~,mith.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
To Beer Consumers

The famous Skagway Pilsner beer, analysed by the United States Health Bulletin, and published and recom- mcuded as one of the best beers in the United States, is sold only in the Pack Train, Monogram, Las. Chance, Pan theOn and Idaho saloons.
 This notice Is given that outside beer cannot be sold for Skagway beer.
 HERMAN BARTHEL,
 Proprietor. Brewery phone, 4s; residence phone, 3S. 70 I'm
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
LITTER LIST
UnoAllsd for Letters Remaining In
 skaEway PostOfaee. AuE. |.

Carpenter, Mrs M D0yeuer, B X Fox. FIG Jacobson. Louis James, Mr, Frank Nining, Mr. H B
 WM. B. SAMPSON. M. D.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

This k the season of the year when everybody should have their blankets washed. The Royal Laundry !, doing them in great numbers. GetyOurOrder in early.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
Special Sunday Dinner I5 Gents

At Board of Trade Cafe, from l2 m. Go SD. m Why bother with cooking on Sunday when you have % chance like thls
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

Is your washing sautactoryy Are your clothes torn? II no or yes, try the SAagway Hand Laundry, and you will bc satisfied. 2O
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

If you want to De well informed on local happenings subscribe for the Daily Alaskan. Phone l9.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

Spring chicken at the Pack Train restaurant.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
Horss for Sale

Good saddle and pack horse. ln- qulre of H Fay, Haiue,. Alaska. lw
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

Le Costume Royal, Elite and Toilette for August at Ladies' Bazaar.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

If YOU want to gam entrance into the homes of the buying class, place your adyertismenf in the Daily Alaskan.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

When in Haines and you wish a good cigar, call at Sewell's drug store.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
ICE FOR SALE

At the Monogram Liquor House in large OF small quantities. o-l9-tt.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

Mems, boys and children's summer caps, at w. H. Robertson's. tf
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

Fine stationery at Skagway News Co.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02
Cool oId V hisky

old Planet and old Belmont, rc-im- ported. both l3 year, old, at Mascot ,a- loon.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

Eur ColIarettes, at Winters.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-08-02

New Lace Curtains at E. R. Peoples.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19

The
side Heights York going
owing to lack of funds but unlimited
Eight recently in New
York Nnalaven
ported from the dock
Each column memorial
lathe
monoth during polishing operation
of them fractuing within
cane necessary make the columns
length
smaller section II feet long
weighs 40 The FROM
lighter columns being
experienced unloading
dral distance
truck was built for the which the
ne frame OF the truck 30 feet
inches
built of plank There ara four
5inch
4ohose power traction engine is used
ired nineteen Cathedral
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19

The advertising story of State street,
Chicago, can not be told in few
words. From Randolph street ON the
north to Harrison street ON the south.
comprising seven blocks on State
street. the principal dry goods, cloth
ing, shoe. jewelry and department
stores are now located. Less than
thirty years ago the largest space used
by any merchant In Chicago. In any
of our daily papers. was One-half of Il
single column; and the largest amount
paid by any merchant or firm to any
one paper for a years advertising did
not exceed $1,000. During the past
wear n number of State street mer.
chants have each paid from S50,000 to
100000 for advertising used in single
dailies, and careful, conservative
estimate of the aggregate amount paid
for advertising i'll Chicago dailics dur
ing the past year. by merchants i'll the
seven blocks named. reaches the grand
total OF over S2000.000. Full ninety
i've per cent, of this amount was borne
by fourteen leading advertisers This
immense volume of advertising in Chi
cago dailies has been built MP practi-
cally since 1882. a period OF but twenty
years Mahin's Magazine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19
LOVE THEIR KING AND QUEEN
The Romans Are Stauch Friends OF
Their Sovereigns.


The Romans are quite ready to he.
lieVe all the good possible of their king
and queen, but are brought very little
into real contact with them. In the
country In the summer 1t is different
however. Then their majesties mix
among the people as much as possible.
and try to learn their point of view
while maintaining their own incog.
nito. Recently they were motoring
and were suddenly overtaken by very
severe storm. gossipS the Pan Nal
Gazette They, together with Gen.
BruSatti, who accompanied them. took
refuge III the nearest house, which
proved to be that of public school
teacher. They were most cordially re
ceiyed. being taken for some gentle
folks from Turin.
Night closed in. and still the storm
maintained its fury SO that they were
invited 10 partake of the simple din
ner of the household. which they did
with such mutual pleasure that the
schoohmaster declared that the king
might have been professor, he talked
50 cleVerly; ana the king said that not
many men had the brain of his host
They parted with mutual expressions
Of pleasure
The following day a much grandeG
parsonage than his master presented
himself ut the schOolmaster's house
saying he had been sent by their mai.
estes TO thank him for the hospital
ity received aud to deliver several par.
cells, 1t was only then the simple mar
understood to whom he had given shel
Ter.
The queen is always looking for ways
Ia benefit others. one day. from q
terrace of the castle She saw some mer
cutting hay. and Immediately ordered
food aud drink to be taken to them
Later she descended for walk and
passing near the spot, stopped TO speak
10 the mowers, They were very much
| affectcd, and. as they had nothing tC
offer her majesty. one old man stopped
and. picking a wild flower. presented IL
| to his queen. In the name of all OF
MS"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19

led upon yellow fever victim. The
health authorities We're trying to dis
cover if the disease was carried by the
insect, and gave those submitting to
the test a reward of 500.
Although she had nursed two Span
iards who subjected themselves to the
test and died Miss Mas offered her
self as sacrifice, if necessary, to sci
ence, and fell a victim to the disease
as a result of the bites of the mos
quito. She was taken to the yellow
fever hospital. and her sister, Miss So
phia Mas. started from home to reach
her bedside but death won the race.
aud she reached there only 10 hear
that her sister had passed away.
A bill has now been introduced in
Congress for pension for the mother
of the girl
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19
Natural Enough

Il don't understand your method mt
all" said Miss Obesity somewhat irate-
ly to the professor of physical culture,
Il have just been talking TO Miss
skinny Bones and she says that your
advice to her is exercise and diet, Now
YOU have told me that diet and eNer-
else is what / need How can you
possibly hope to accomplish such diff
rprcnt ends with the same mcans:'
simplest thing in the world,
madam." answered the professor.
Your cases are exactly reversed. A
mere reversion of the medicines is all
thst i necessary. Detroit Free Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19

oAPf. o. NJ. CARTER Carter. whose
trial made him an international figure,
was given the position of bookkeeper
when he first entered the military pris-
On. The work was light and could be
quickly finished, which left the former
captain many leisure hours, which lie
spent in brooding over his troubles
lie became extremely nervous and was
fast becoming a physical and mental
wreck when he was placed i'll cha .ge
OF the flower gardens and lawns / his
work occupied most of his time and
ne improved in health. Later he was
placed in the prison hospital where he
acted as nurse and kept up records for
the physicians.
Carter. during his Incarceration,
never associated with any prisoner,
aside from Captain Demng. another
army officer prisoner, who was re-
leased on habeas corpus some time
since. He was, however, always kind
to prisoners who Were injured or i'll.
He has been model prisoner himself
and has won the respect of all the
0Hlclais at the penitentiary.
Carter has sued the government for
$4,000, on the grounds that he was
unjustly convicted by the military tri-
bunal. By winning this suit he will
claim a vlndication from first to last
Carter alleges he never would have
been convicted In civil court, and
that he was the victim of prejudice on
the part of several officers who were
members of the court martial lie pro-
claimed at one time that he was
martyr to military injustice and com,
pared himself to the French army cap
tain. Drer Jus. The suit will come up
in Chicago.
During the last year the ex-captain
has been studying mining engineering.
and If he be successful in his suit he
proposes to spend considerable time in
Arizona and New Mexico, where he
and his uncle l.. ID. Carter. of Dan
VILE Kan, have extensive interests.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19
WAYS OF LONG AGO.

Last night 1 dreamed / was awake;
Then, waking up, l dreamed,
My mind just went without break
To where the waters cleaned
And dimpled down beside the road.
| saw the willows trail
Along the stream, just like l knowed.
! saw the teeteI~ tail,
And heard the bluejay call, and call,
And saw the eddies swing
In curves below the waterfall,
An heard the ribins sing.
And | was just n boy and walked
The ways o long ago.
The catbird came again and Knocked
just like l used to know.
And in the orchard loaded down
The heavy branches swung.
And in its coat of sober brown
The thrush its mathis sung.
And breezes moved the ripening grain
In pillows to and fro,
Aud l was just Il boy again
In ways of long ago.
0, welcome dreams that take us back
To childhood's happy days!
Along some well-remembered track
In pleasant woodland ways.
O, welcome song of orioles
And thrush's mathis clear
That bring us back the orchard knobs
And days Of yestoryear,
Till we can hear the lullabies
And feel the rhythmic swing
That used TO lull our tired eyes
When mother used TO sing.
Houston Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19

He WAS explaining why he didn't
get home until an early morning hour.
The fact is, he said, IAN old col
lege chum-a stranger in the city
came 10 the office, and l felt rs if
ought TO entertain him a little---'
oh. 1t was charity" she interrupted.
"Why. yes" he returned. Frightening
Mt the suggestion, you might call it
charity to spend a little time and
money on Il lonesome--
But charity" She Interrupted. again,
begins at home.
Then he gave up the explanation
business.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19

grounds.
see. she had initiated his hand so
closely that | failed to detect the diff
ference. If possible | was more than
usually pleased to receive it. as 1t was
several days later than on former oc-
casions, and | was beginning to chafe
at the delay.
'IIummlng that sweet old love song,
Annie Laurie, | FASTENED to my room.
| always wanted to be alone when l
read Johns letters. You understand,
my dear? How my fingers trembled as
| opened it. and with sense of happi-
ness, too great for words, bent over the
closely written pages! Alas, how diff
ferent from the other missives / had
received from him. He loved me still,
but it grieved him to say, only as a
sister. In Eunice he had found his
ideal. Would | not release him from
an engagement which, if consummat-
ed in marriage, would only terminate
in the ruin of three lives He begged
me not to mention the affair to my
parents, as he would tell them himself
and thus spare me the ordeal Spare
me! All my child. that would have
been nothing In comparison with what
| suffered then.
From that hour my whole being
was changed. No longer happy
hearted child, but grave and thought
full woman. How little l knew that
at that very time, John was having
fierce conflict with his own emotions,
as he read and re-read the letter sup
posed TO have come from me. In the
far West it told him. i had found
another, and by the time he received
that, l would be a wife. Would he
forgive me for my tickleness, and could
he not find some one TO fill my place?
There was Eunice. | was sure she
cared for him, and would make him
happy.
You know the rest child. He mar
ried her. She was ready and willing
to give him every encouragement; and
not until she lay dying did she con
fess herself the author of these two
letters. ana how fearful she had al
ways been that we would find ont her
guilty secret. and 10y Il mutual con
feSsion learn that in our hearts we
had always been true to each other
or course he wondered why | had
nevcr married But she told him had
been terribly disappointed. ana not to
.rNaf / W.. "a. lpt
/ wrote releasing him from his engage
mcut She received. instead of him.
Eunice was clever, very clever. It's
pity so many clever people don't put
their talents te better purposes.
"On the day she died. she called
has been spared many years. but
have not been happy knowing at last
that you would never care for me, rs
You did for her | was wretched--a
fitting punishment for my Siu--but you
have always been Il kind and faithful
husband and could not die without
telling you all When / am gone may
YOU he happy together II is my last
request, John, promise me you will
heed it,
"Wen, as You know child, We were
u.ayred in June. although he is past
three score wears aud ten, and was
seventy instead of twenty as il was ~
have been, That is ali dear. and here
is Johu."
Later. as ! wandered in the glen. 4
pirturrSVnC bin of rustic scenery
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19

years and seven
months imprison-
Hient iii The United
States penitentiary
at Fort Leayen-
worth, Kan. He
was sentenced to a
term Of i've years
by a court martial
for alleged frauds
in connection tn
the Savannah mar
Dor improvements.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19

Miss Clara Louise
Mas, who died in
Cuba in 1901 as
the result of an
experiment made
for the purpose of
advancing science
in the treatment of
yellow fever. She
went there on re-
turning from a
hurry call to the
philippines an d
permitted herself
TO be bitten six
times by a mos
quito which had
fnSo, ..s.As ffst
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19

"pid Opportunity never knock at
your door, my good MANI asked the
kindly lady
y dunno, ma'am" replied Bcery
Bill; "mchbc So-hut never pay no
attention to knockers, 49, Cincinnati
Times Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19
Pointing out the difference.

Son of Successful Editor-Papa,
what Is a journalist?
The Father--A journalist. my sou,
is a newspaper man out of job
Washington Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19
TO PENSION GIRLS MOTHER.

Mrs. Hedwig A. Mas, of East o.
ange, \. j., is to be recompensed by
Congress for the loss of her daughter
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19
POSES AS a SECOND DREYFus.
oberiin NJ. Carter, Recently Freed,
Will Sue u. 5. Governments.

Oberlin Nj. Carter, former captain
of United States engineers. is free af-
ter having completed a term of three