The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-20

He might have kept his head
The French duel Is saved. n Richie.
the explorer has slightly wounded n
Nillette. the journalist and they have
become reconciledt
Russia and Japan continue to have
their daily resumption of friendly re-
lations in regard TO Manchuria.
We ought to be kind to the plain
looking girls, for If there were none
pretty ones.
Senator smoot. it is reported. is
mined because the various religious or
C~nizatiOns Of Madagascar and Lap
lad have ignored him.
We note with relief the name Of
Jeffries in the list Of Panama generals.
as we had been wondering what had
become of the big fellow during the last
few days
The cut in the price Of flour is well
come, Of course. but It does not equal
lie the thing, because we use more coal
than flour.
The report of the one hundred and
( thirty-fifth annual dinner of the New
York chamber Of commerce shows that
many distinguished men were present,
but does not indicate that they got
anything 20 eat.
The United States flagship Marble
head saluted the Panama flag the other
day and the "shOre batteries" replied,
! but as none of the Panama cannon
came apart the inhabitants were mer-
( cifully spared.
Admiral Bob Evans is coming home.
We trust he viii not say anything we
should not listen 10.
Settling the shipbuilding trust bust
ness out of court may keep some "cap-
tains of industry out Of Jail.
! Congressman Mcclellan has had the
temerity to roast General Leonard
l Wood, and lese majestic proceedings
viii be promptly instituted, it is be-
lieved.
/ The state department refused to rec
ognize the San Domingo FevOlutiOnists,
/ but told their emissary that If his mob
would stick together long enough TO
gain a residence on the island, the de-
partment would be only too happy.
Next.
/ The Hon. Rupert Guinness. who. it
/ is said, is likely to be the next cup
/ challenger, may be a great success as
/ a brewer. but he will find that the
4 Herreshon brew of trouble for foreign
/ boats is excellent.
/ Now we know Maitre Labor is a
| great lawyer, because he has talked
for publication" at length without say
/ ing anything.
! That English educator who visited
/ the Salt Lake schools probably OBJ
| served that the pupils in the Hamer-
/ lean schools speak the language some
I what differently from the pupils in the
Hinglish institutions.
The strange announcement that two
| French army officers have had a fist
! fight is explained by the statement that
one is named O'Connor and the other
/ Muller
The kaiser has forbidden his sur
/ geons to discuss his late trouble, evil
IDENTIFY being determined that all the
] information coming from that throat
must come through his own mouth.
I The French ambassador Of France &c
the United States has officially re-
! ceived the French ambassador of Pan
anna TO the United States. All this
fine business took place right in Wash
ington, -. c., the diplomats consCm-
ing an entire afternoon in bowling t
each other.
Alfalfa also is higher. so the COW
shares our sorrow.
The Lump of Coal.
Pick it up teuderly
Handle with care.
Consume IL slenderly,
! Soon twill be rarei
Soon there'n be none Of IL,
More must arrive,
And every ton Of IL
Costs 1915.