Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1903-04-23

about ii. just come with me and
I'll take you over and introduce
you TO my old friend, G. f.. Doss,
who operates the best saloon in
town-"The Pslace Saloon" He's
a hustling business man who keeps
an orderly resort, and I'll say this
much for him, il ever you want
drink Of good liquor you are sure
to always get it at his place. He
and his assistants treat every body
alike, and consequently CONTROLS
the best and largest trade in town.
And say he has recently put in
couple Of good pool tables-they're
the best make, with fine cushions
and all that. and I'll tell you its
fine sport to play pool on them
during leisure hours for you know
we must all have little recreation
sometime.
Halt" COMMANDED Uncle Bill
as the party crime in front of II.
X. Woods & Company's drugstore.
Walk right in." Why, we're
not sick and -" Guess | know
that" laughed the old man, but !
suspect it won't be long before
this young man begins TO take an
interest in things, paragoric and
-" "U-N-C-L.Ep We'll 90
In anyway and get acquainted, be-
sides Sallye may find some toilet
articles she wants" Sure enough,
before leaving he was loaded down
with combs, brushes, face powder
and several bottles Of fine perfume
to say nothing OF stationery, per-
iodioais, etc. Don't forget" add
cd Uncle Bill, ito come here with
your prescriptions, as Mr.. Woods,
as well as his clerks are competent
pharmacists, who use nothing but
pure and reliable drugs. He also
has the largest and most complete
line Of ready mixed paints and
new novelties in wall paper to DO
found in the county, and his prices
are not exhorbitsnt on any OF his
stock. Infaot, this gentleman han
dies the only large stock Of wall
paper in town and we might say
has the finest aud most complete
stock Of it's kind in this part oil
the State.
Another thing you must always
remember Sallye, and that is tc
procure your supply of meats from
a reliable and first.class meat mar
ket where you can always depend
upon the goods you get be strictly
fresh. Now we have such a mar
ket in our midst, aEd il is conduct
cd by q good friend of mine, Mr.
j. W. Owens, and while he may
know how TO cut a round steak out
Of the neck or porter house from
the shoulder, he kindly refrainI
from doing so, preferring to give
his customers what they ask fol
instead. He always keeps the bes
meats procurable and his marke
is provided with every facility fol
the conduct Of this class of bus
iness
After this visit Uncle Bill tool
the party over to M. Copher's res
taurant for refreshments, Well u
here for my friend Gopher con
ducts one of the best establish
ments of its kind in the county
Now remember that Sallye anC
give him your patronage accord
ingly. He will treat you right
You'll find his stock of confec
tionaries, tropical fruits, groceris
and canned delicacies always stric
ly fresh aud his bakery goods tn
choicest to be procured hereabout
While in his restaurant depart
msnt one can obtain all of tn
. delicacies of the season, and anot
or thing the cooking is done in
1 proper manner and all viands ar
, iutelligently served. You ca
Judge of that fact by this most OF
: celient spread before us. Now anc
q Their thing Jack, as you are love
= Of the weed, this is a good plac
' to buy your cigars and tobacco,
While Uncle Bill was ponder
ing where to go next, Ssllye sud
. denly asked, "Unole, where can
o find the leading millinery estat
a lisbmentP" "Oh, not very IA
q awav," said Uncle Bill. I'VE
visit the establishment of Mr.
% Elizabeth Franks, who has O
. hand one of the most complet
T. stocks of spring and summer mi
70 linery goods ever put on displa
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