The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-05-24

cry OF anaesthesa were proposing monuments for
other Oliver Wendell Holmes suggested that all should
Unite in erecting memorial with central group
symbolizing painless surgery statue OF Jackson on
side. a Morton the other and the In
scription beneath ITO EeDther.'
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And what your opinion o Mrs. Humphrey Ward?'
enthusiastic American hostess asked of En-
gsh literary lady worldwide distinction The visitor
politely made effort recall the and then
swered with half-cosed eyes inOnations I'm
told she is very Industrious woman"
The Empress Eugene really popular with
the French during of the second
empire before she began NEEDLE with state.
and in many incisive the Parisians heaped ridi
cule her curious little pamphlet with text ard
illustrations about the sold in Paris at
the time of her marriage This pamphlet entirely
complimentary and harmless The biting humor of it
title which the vendors about crying
in the streets The portrait virtues of the empress
all for two sous,"
Es
New York ten-year-old Annie Cody dropped the
nickel mother given her be good all day in
the janitors apartments double tenement She lit
a match and crawled and through
her carelessness and the flames
shot up neghbor rescued Annie and her
poured out in alarm. dozen
and the fire put out after doing damage
TO the extent of twenty hundred dollars however
in vain. for Annie found her nickel
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In opening his speech at banquet in New York Robert
Ogden indicated the strain under which he
had laboring until he called to speak by
relating this of the of the imagination
When into this room it seemed to me was get
ting into very place he said; my feeling OF
discomfort very much increased when saw myself
seated. by very courteous committee right next
large radiator AS the perspiraton began to
in drops began to doubt the Judgment of
your committee Feeling that something must be done.
1 resolved call attention to the extravagant Of
fuel by of little pantomne. laid my hands
the offending heater and to great surprise
well relief. found it stone cold
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Mrs Samuel Clemens was Miss Olivia Iangdon For
some years before she met Clemens. she had
confined to bed with what believed be
incurabe disease; but she at length mraculously
restored to health The was the sensation OF Emira
N Y and young Clemens, then a newspaper reporter,
Miss Langdon her
He obtained the interview for his newspaper. and
brought back impressions of value to himself
Miss Iangdons parents first strongly opposed
to the young newspaper and. for his part. his
tinidy, is solemny said stood in the way OF the
of his suit But finally he screwed up courage
to speak to Mr. LangdOn and morning timidy
tered his future private office. where that
man was seated work.
Langdon-have-yoU- noticed anything-between
your daughter-and-me2"
Mo- shouted the objectng parent wheeling sharply
to full view of his visitor
Well said the young man, as he turned TO the door
ready fight. If -keep-asharplookou
you-wILLr
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Say old man." said the travelling salesman. what
became of that peach of stenOgrapher you had
the last time | was here? don't see why you let
get away I've been looking forward for six months
o joy getting another smile from her She was
right I'd been in place I'd have had piano
her and made arrangements to have her
brought You ought TO have seen the sad look
she gave me morning 1 told her didn't expect TO
get this again for a year felt mad at my
self making her unhappy Where is she?'
She's married
1.-THE deucel Confound it! I'm to hear that
Got some bad-headed chump with money, l suppose
We'll able make ends meet"
'Pshaw! When did it happen?"
About six weeks ago.
THAT is Just my luck intended maks this trip
in March but our Boston got sick and had 60 go
down Say why did let it come to that any
way?"
4 couldn't help it, You see she gave few smiles
like the you refer TO, and my heart was touched
Won't YOU come out to the and have dinner with
us? / she'd be glad to you"
Thanks, I've got to catch an early train for ST.
Louis
THE Confessions Cashier Is story replete with
pathos and subdued humor, by Mr.. f. NJ Bezzuld.
young society man. who fell victim fast companions
the police. formerly connected with bank
Brooklyn engaged in manufacturing shoes
at Sing Sing This thirteenth chapter is the
key climax
day death had been read TO Shorty
81 could hear him pacing his cell"
Presently his iron jaw fell like crash'"
s-s-s-s-s-t' whispered. What is it? Speak man.
Me deaf watch has DOWN. >"
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yes" woman IN give you something 20
eat II you'll saw little pile Of wood for me"
I'D like to- Weary. but this is Saturday"
What has that got TO do with it,
We'll you see my ancestors Seventh
Day Adventist wouldn't hardly be treatin his
DRY right 1 violated his religious scrupes."
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What Is the Of talking about Grover Cleveland
a term? We refused that 10 Grant The
people It. It's against the unwritten law Of
the country
it, but to nominate Grover and get heat would
easy We could say got knocked out or a
technically"
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