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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-12-29
Leased Hotel Window.

III. NJ. and j. \. Sanderson have
leased Hotel Window at Minneapolis.
They vii! take charge of the hote
January ].
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-12-29

Rev. and Mrs w. A. Peterson will
give New Years reception Friday
evening, January !, in the NJ. E..
church parlors, to the members of the
church, friends of the congregation
and strangers, who intend to worship
at that church. Hours, 40 to 1890.
Go and get acquainted with one
another.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-12-29

Miss Estelle Emmons, who is teach
ing school in Independence, is spend
ing her holiday vacation in this city.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-12-29
TWO MEN ACCIDENTALLY
BROKE THEIR LEGS

Scott Payne, while in Garry Mason's
saloon Christmas eve, fell on the floor
and broke his leg above the ankle.
Charley Abelen, in going to the
dining room 1T the Centralia house
Saturday morning. fell over chair
with the result that he broke the
bones OF his right leg above the ankle
9. c. Stanley, OF Chicago, is the
guest of friends in the city this week
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22

Special drives in Leggins. Gloves, Horse Blankets and Lap Robes, Wm. Reckling. 1911 Second Avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22

Is only known to fame as a builder of apartment houses. It is in that connec- tion his name gets into the papers oc- casionally, and even that is with streak of melancholy reflection on what might have been. It is only occasionally that we hear now from Charles A. Towne,
 who has been drowned in oil. And many lesser lights in oratory have been snuff ed out in the greasy sea of commercial ism. Prosperity is not unmixed joy. It Is sad In it's Encouragement of brilliant oratory on the hustings. Speech making
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22

w.il not only save >ou distressing pain and valuable time. b will cost you less money. There is ala satisfaction In knowing thst the very best possible treat uent is being given tc you py . compe tent physician who has experience in such matters and i capable of curing you In the quickest and most perfect manner possible. l have treated private diseases as . speciality for the past fifteen years in the city of Birmingham. and am therefore known to . great many. But n you arc not acquainted with nc. rs- Fer you. with permission. to First Ma tionai bank, Alabama National bank. Jefferson County Savings bank and Steiner Bros. bankers. as to my responst- bility for my contracts. l cure many pa- tients by mail treatment Write for prices and terms.
 l do not use large advertisements and false statements to attract patients which merit has failed to secure. If you fail to be cured by such methods. give m~r . cali and gel we'll
 Address or call at Rooms 1ol2 and loiA new First National Bank building, corner Second avenue and Twentieth street Take the elevator
 Onics Hours: S:D a m- to s:sp Q u. l. asarhav- 70 .. n 70 n q l11s
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22
The Buzzard's Subsidy.
From the New York Sun.

From the New York Sun.
 So long as the country Is prosperous and can afford it, why not continue the appropriations to enable Professor Lang ley to keep on trying to fly? His is not the only item on the governments an- nual experiment account, and very likely 1t is not the most foolish
 As to the possibilities of the aeroplane's success. very likely 1t will be as useful to the nation, and to the lives of the citizens, to have it officially demonstrated that man can not fly on the buzzard plan as to have it shown that he can.
 We commend this idea to the war de- partment authorities who have already fed s6o,oOo in five years to the buzzards.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22
EIoquence as Permanent Investmen.

Webster Davis Is an example of how poor a thing is eloquence as a permanent investment. A few years ago Webster was recognized by friend and foe as one of the finest spelbinders. at time when ..speilbnding'' was at it's highest worth
 He dropped public speaking. and now he
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22
Mrs. winsIow's Soothing syrup,

The best remedy for DIARRHOEA. Sold by druggists in every part of the world. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's s Soothing Syrup and take no other kind Has been used for over FIFTY YEARS bv MILLIONS of MOTHERS for tbe,r CHILDREN WHILE TEETHING. will PERFECT SUCCESS. It SOOTHEs tha CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS, ALLAYS all PAIN. CURES WIND COLIC, and is twenty-five cents a bottle.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22

Is not a good cash investment. The 'stumpers'' usually have to take their pay in trade. Sometimes, indeed. they have as pay only the hope of office or preferament in the future.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22
A Condensed Account.

From the Saturday Evening Post.
 Commander Wainwright, who was on the ill-fated Maine at the time of her de- struction, says that after that terrible catastrophe a number of the survivors
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22

were conveyed by the Bache to the quar- antine hospital at Key West
 It appears that one of the wounded tackles was questioned as to what he knew of the frightful explosion.
 well sir," replied the sailor, 'fI can't say that knows much of 1t. I was a. corkin' it off in me hammock, sir, when hears a h. of a noisei Then. sir, the nurse says, Sit up an take this" /"
 We make all kinds&of cuts. The Age Herald Engraving Co.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22
DIR. Y. E. HOLLOWAY,
Physician and Surgeon.

Three-fourths oi the persons who come to me to ret cured of Syphilis, Gonorrhoea, Gleet. Etricturs. Lost Manhood and other private diseases have tried to get well by using oth-
 CT means. Why not come as soon as you find that you are anlictedf It
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22

A strictly high-ciass institute for thz scientific treatment of all Chronic. Nerv. ous, Blood, Skin. Rectal. Female and Senito-Urinary diseases. Deformities, Tu. more. Stin Joints. Cancer, Lupus. Malig- nant Ulcers, Rheumatism, Tuherculosia and Consumption.
 Hcnorrhoids, VarlcoceIe, Hernia and venereal diseases of every name, na-
 ture, form and characte, are also
 treated, and 2 legal guaran.
 tee of cure will be given
 In every case.
 Our equipment, consisting of we'll -stocig- ed prescription department. X-Rsy. vio- let Ray. Static and Galvano-Faradic ap- paratus. Super-Heated Air. Arc Light Cabinet, Eureka Nsbulizer and Oxons Inhalation for nose. throat and lungs. and . thoroughly equipped Surgical Depart mont. modern and up-to-dats in every par- ticular. give us a prestige over all com psttors in Alabama in our special line of practice.
 CORRESPONDENCE INVITED. Consultation and examination free. l Terms liberal and condolences held in- IvioistA Ofhce hours 5 a. m- to g ?. m Sundays. e. m. to p. m A PEW OF MANY ENDoRsEMENTo
 FROM THE PRESS. 1 Tbe Birmingham Ledger: Drs. DozisR q O. are without doubt the best known spscialists in the south. and their fame lis due entirely to their great skill. The lBirmingham News: Both Drs. O. IT. and Byron Dozier are reliable and ex- periencsd physicians and surgeons. who deserve the great success which has been and Is theirs.
 l Age-Heraid: Dr. Doziers long stand Iur and approyed abilities entitle him td the proud distinction of standing at ess of hia rroSazaiou
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-22

The Peerless Lunch Coun- ter is the place. Good service and moderate prices. Try 1t. 18th street and 2d ave.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06
His LOnH Sermon.

A Philadelphia clergyman used to re-
late the following on himself: II
preached a funeral sermon at one time
and spoke on the resurrection. am
sure l spoke longer than was my GUS
TOM
'"The undertaken was man Of nerv-
Gus temperament. and as the afternoon
was going he began to be anxious to be
on the way to the cemetery. He finally
whispered to one Of my members,
Does your minister always preach as
long as that at n funeral"
"'Well,' said the brother. that is a
good sermon
Eyes, said the undertaken, the SER
mon Is all right and l believe in the
resurrection. but am afraid if he does
not stop pretty soon l will not get this
man buried in time "-Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06

German Institute Of Osteopathy
Permanently established at the Hoff.
man house, Kalispell, Montana, Sec
ond avenue between Railroad avenue
and First street.
No disease that cannot be benefited
by osteopathic treatment. Rheumat.
ic pains quickly relieved and event.
ually cured. No irritating or danger.
GUS drugs to excite and irritate the
weakened membranes of the system
and disarrange the natural functions
of the body.
Have You Any Disease?
Four out of five are suffering from
some lingering chronic disease which
sooner or later will sap their vital
system and strength. If you need
treatment do not put it off; the dan
ger of delay means death. Call upon
Dr. Bowman, osteopath, while he is
in the city. His new treatment in
stantly relieves and cures many cases
in one treatment. Osteopathy is a
common sense treatment which cures.
It reaches directly the seat of the dis
ease and treats the part affected
from the very first treatment, and in
simultaneous cures are very CON-
mon from that fact.
Rheumatism is the first cause Of
many nervous wrecks, but the worst
case of rheumatism yields to the
skillful and wonderful doctor of os-
teopathy. Also the worst cough
yields to the scientific manipulation
and is soon manipulated out of your
system and all germ infected mucous
membrane is made healthy and the
sputum becomes normal, and the en-
tire system is cleansed by a free cir
culation, therefore health is the sure
result
Call at the Hoffman house and con-
vince yourself as to the benefit sure
to accrue from osteopathic treatment.
Rheumatism and lung trouble are
made speciality.
Office hours, 9 to IL a. m. and l to
5 p. m.
Trips made to any part Of the city
or to the adjoining country. Cores
pondence solicited. Write full par
ticulars about your disease and you
will receive prompt opinion as to
whether you can be helped.
If you have sciatic rheumatism
and are unable to walk about accom-
mediation can be had in the hotel and
you can receive treatment without
inconvenience.
Those out of the city who wish the
treatment for two weeks or month
or longer can be lodged in the hotel
and at very little expense extra.
Terms reasonable for treatment.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06
She Picked.

A gentleman tells Il good story on
his betrothed sister Visiting his home
after long absence, he was sitting by
the side Of his sister. with his arm
around her waist. Her head dropped
on his shoulder in the old, old way.
An aunt in the same room enjoyed the
affectionate display and remarked.
"Why, that looks as If it might be
Wilr'-the name Of the young lady's
sweetheart. Indeed" the sister re-
piled. you never saw Will in this
position" maybe l have" said the
auntie. "Well, If you did you peeked,"
was the parting shot, which was a
practical admission Of the soft i'm
parchment.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06

jectionable man, is something we
must always reckon with. l recall
in particular a case which We paid
up because We were unable to prove
foul play. but which to me always
had all the earmarks of sly murder.
"A shoemaker in Boston insured
his wife's life for $1,000 with our
company. and within six months
served notice that she had been
killed by accidental leakage of gas
in her sleeping room. Apparently the
man was honest and above board.
and it was not until he disappeared
suddenly from the city, married to
wife's death. that we suspected
something was wrong.
The man said he had bought fol-
his wife a drop light shortly before
she was killed and that she was un-
accustomed to handling the light. and
therefore met the fatal accident. It
was the wCmans habit to read in
her room before retiring and to leave
the drop light lighted On a center
table until her husband had finished
with business. while she went to bed.
The fellow came home later than
usual one Saturday night, he said,
found the house full of gas, which he
traced to his wife's room, and when
he learned the worst, and finally ex-
amined the cause of the trouble, he
found that the hose of the light had
dangled over the hot chimney of the
lamp. had sprung a leak. which in
creased more and more until the tube
parted and the light went out, and
the sleeping woman was alone, with
a volume of gas pouring into her
room as fast as it could pour. under
the early evening pressure of the city
reservoirs.
Look through that case and you'll
find there is no reason why the man
should not have prepared every Incl
dent in the fatality. which was too
cleverly planned to be questioned.
At that. guess. insurance companies
frequently are swindled. The old
adage about murder will out has
gone to the rubbish heap with lot
Of other junk
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06
A Perfect Painless Pill

Is the one that will cleanse the sys-
TEN, set the liver to action, remove
the bile, clear the complexion. cure
headache and leave a good taste in
the mouth. The famous little pills
for doing such work pleasantly and
effectually are DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. Bob Moore of Lafayette,
Ind. says: Cali other pills 1 have
used grippe and sicken, while De-
Wits Little Early Risers are simply
perfect" Sold by Bronson & Light
hall. Broderick & Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06
STAFF PHYSICIAN
VARlCOCELE

vARicOCELE
scrotum and a condition that mankind
suffers from more than all other con-
ditions combined, and is the direct
cause of nervous prostration, and the
early loss of mental, physical and vi
tai powers, which in turn causes bust
ness failures and unhappiness. My
treatment for this condition is per-
fectly painless. I accomplish per-
manent cure without cutting or ty-
ing operation or any detention from
business. The best reference l can
give as to my ability in curing this
condition is the names Of thousands
who have given me the permission Of
using their names after permanently
curing them when others had failed.
SPECIFIC BLOOD POISON
is the most loathsome of all venereal
diseases and it is one that may be
hereditary or acquired. The first
symptom is an ulcer, then pains in
bones and joints, liberation of the
mouth, throat and tongue, falling out
Of the hair and eyebrows, and a cop
per-colored rash coming out over the
entire body. care not who has
treated you and failed, I will cure you
Just as sure as you come to me for
treatment. use no poisonous drugs,
thereby assuring you when cured that
your bones and tissues are not de-
strOyed.
RHEUMATISM
in all it's forms BY MY SYSTEM OF
TREATMENT Is permanently cured,
irrespective Of how many treatments
you have tried and failed.
NIGHT LOSSES
that sap the very life from you and
later lead to complete loss Of all pow
ers, stopped forever in from eight to
ten days.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06
A Dangerous Item,

II see that choice Bengal tigers have
been marked down to $1,000 each"
"For goodness sake, don't let my wife
read that paragraph! Here's my knife
Cut it out. If those tigers are on the
bargain counter she'd want at least
twO."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06
Solemn Warning,

Uncle Archie-Have you formed an
opinion as to the cause Of Colonel Hix.
ons suicide?
Tom-Yes, sir-remorse. His nephew
needed money. and the wealthy uncle
failed to advance it. The result was
that the unhappy young man ran away
and was never heard Of afterward.-
Kansas City Journal
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06

BLADDER
and kidney troubles, the symptoms Of
which are pain in the back and loins,
frequent and scalding urination and
many other symptoms. BY MY SYS.
TEN OF TREATMENT you are per-
manently cured.
RUPTURE
of men, care not how long standing,
cured in 10 to 80 days without any
cutting operation or pain or loss OF
time.
STRUCTURE
is an obstruction Of the urinary ca
nal. This distressing ailment perma-
nently cured without cutting by my
system of treatment.
DISCHARGES
of an unnatural order stopped forever
in three to five days.
HYDRocELE
or any swelling, tenderness, or i'm
pediments, reduced to their normal
size without the aid Of knife.
IMPoTENcY
is condition caused by excess of
early or late years. I care not how
long you have been SO, or how old
you are, as MY SYSTEM OF TREAT.
MENT is especially adapted for the
permanent cure of all such cases as
yours. Thousands have been cured
Of this condition, and cure awaits
you. Suffer no longer.
ORGANS
that have shrunken or are undevelop.
ed, or that have been wasted through
disease, BY MY SYSTEM OF TREAT.
MENT are permanently restored to
their normal size.
WRITE
If you cannot call. All correspond
ence strictly confidential, and all re
plies sent in plain envelopes.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06
He Waa Strong.

Employer-Yes, l advertised for a
strong boy. Think you will fill the bill
Applicant-Weli. just finished lickin'
nineteen other applicants out in the
hall.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06

Mrs. Bofhn-I read in the paper that a
woman, in looking after another wom-
an to see what she had on, fell out Of
window.
Mr.. Boutwell,. that only goes to
show that some women in trying to fol-
low the fashions can go too far.-Illus.
trated Bits.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06
The BreakilaU End =.

CumOn-Did your friend Tanker sue
habit?
Bangs-NO; the habit succeeded in
breaking him.-BaltimOre American.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06

1t takes mighty good speller to
write with some one looking over his
ShOulder.-Atchison Globe,
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06
Mothers, Look Here!

Fit your boys for school with .
nice new strong wool suit. We are
giving q discount Of ten per cent on
all our boys suits Tor cash only.
Nathan Bros.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06

Occasionally one meets an individual
% grouchy that he seems to think he
would be arrested for burglary IL he
broke into a smile.-Ohio State Journal
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06

Newspaper and periodicals at the
Pantry.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-06
10 Your Health valuabIe7

Disease always handicap and pleasure
Ievery competition.
mind
health write
Medical
NERVOUS CHRONIC AND
There patchwork about perfect
Poison
Debility successfully
failed Consultation confidential
Office, Room ], N. N. Bloch, ka|ispeII Montana
once Hours: 900 900 1880 300
Or. y. q. HUNTER, Manager.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-19

lines of business than their own,
and to exercise the patriotic pride
and generosity to be grati6ed If the
only effects of the general prosper
lily as applied to their case are felt
In the higher prices they have to
pay for everything used In the en-
deavor to maintain their declining
production. It would be of no use
to invite the attention of papers of
the kind mentioned, to the fact
that, although there have been
about IS ,oco wells drilled during
the past year In the regions de-
pended upon for supplies of the
higher grade oils, the demands foI
consumption have steadily and
largely increased over the produc-
ton, there has been In consequence
a proportionate drainage upon the
stocks. The oil man is paying a
good price for what he has to buy.
Is he not likewise entitled to good
price for that which he sells?-Pe-
troleum Gazette.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-19
REM CURE OF GROUP.
A Little BOy's Life Saved.

1 have few words to say regard
ing Chsmber.ain's Cough Remedy
l saved my little boys life and
feel that I cannot praise 1t enough
I bought bottle of It from A. E
Street, OF Goodwin, s. D., and when
I got home with 1t the poor boy
could hardly breathe. I gave the
medicine IS directed every ten
minutes until he threw up" end
then | thought sure he was going
to choke to death We had TO pull
the phlegm out of his mouth n
great long strings. I am positive
that if 1 had not got that bottle Of
cough medicine, my boy would rot
be on earth oday.-Joel Demont.
Inwood, Iowa. For sale by c. W.
Grier.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-19
One Hundred Dollars a Box

Is the value Il: A, Tisdale, Sum-
merton, S c., places on Dewitt
Witch Hazel Salve. He says: Il
had the piles tor twenty years. l
tried many doctors and medicines,
but all failed except DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. 1t cured me. 1t Is
combination of the healing proper
ties of Witch Raz-l with aEtiseptics
and emollients; relieves and perma
rently cures blIuo, bleeding, itch
ang and protruding piles, sores,
cuts, bruises, eczema, sail rheum
and all skin diseas es.
Opera House Drug Store
David Kennedy, prominent
gentleman of Mt Morris. Pa,
spent Sunday With the family of J.
G. Mcmahon, OF Charles street.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-19
Special

The goods advertis
ed in these daily hul.
letins consist mostly
of limited quantities
and cannot be replaced
after they are closed.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-19
ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO

the famous Washington probably
,ha trouble with his laundress.
But he did not have
THE EUREKA LAUNDRY
to send his things to when the
work was not done right at home.
Might have lived little longer had
his linen been Hundred like we do
1t, White goods are MADE white
with pure water and soap and color
ed goods are not faded
HIGH GLOSS OR DOMESTIC
FINISH
as desired. Satisfactory II every
case.
Fred Barber, PrOp'r.
Diamond Square.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-19
THE OIL MARKET.

John D. Rockefeller, IT,, the au'
dacious son of the president of the
Standard Oh company, has recent
ly been carrying his audacity to
further limits by interpreting some
of the sayings of Christ to suit his
own elastic conscience and these
interpretations were made before
his Bible class to whom most Of the
logic OF the young millionaire Is ex
pounded. Young Rockefeller seems
to take delight In twisting the say
ings of Christ to suit the position
of his good Pa and himself In the
world of finance. The horrible
thought that Christ taught charity
and that In order to enter the
kingdom of .heaven the rich
must not let their riches interfere
with their love for Christ, seems to
give young Rockefeller a sort OF
nightmare. The good Pa Of the
audacious young millionaire seems
to find some solace for his wealth
prevented mind In donating an
occasional million dollars to the
University of Chicago, but the
belief Is constantly growing among
learned men that the teachings of
Rockefellers professor are no:
such as will do much good to man.
kind.
1t will not be surprising If young
Rockefeller shall rise up In the
might of his wealth aud revise and
issue copy of religion and morals
to suit hts good Pa and himself.
There Is really no limit to the au'
dacity OF men like Rockefeller who
made the claim to be Gods chosen
steward In the acquisition and dis
trlbutions of wealth. The acquisi,
ton, it will be noted being many
million times greater than the dis
triDul !on-and Divine Rights Baer
of the coal trust. There will De no
limit 10 he audacity of such men
until the peop.e come to thorough
understanding OF the wrongs i'm
posed upon them By this class of
Simultaneous plunderers. The
mills OF the God grinds slowly but
they never stop.