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The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
HANNA AND HIS HASH.
ScIicitude of a Serving Man Lest He
Indulge in II Too Freely.

As is generally known. Senator Han
ma is inurdinately fond of corn beef
hash, and whenever he takes lunch at
the capitol restaurant he orders that
dish, which he has taught the cook
to prepare in manner peculiarly his
own. AS a result he has had many
imitatOrs and "corned beef la Han
ma" is favorite luncheon dish with
many senator's. When Shaw, the head
waiter of the senate restaurant, wants
it prepared with unusual care he or
ders it this way:
"One corned beef hash for Senator
Hanna"
The restaurant was doing a great
business one day and everybody
seemed to want corned beef hash.
Fourteen times the order for ''corned
beef hash for Senator Hannah was
shouted to the chef. When the fif
teenth order went down there was a
rumbling noise in the kitchen and the
Chef shouted:
That's fifteen orders for Senator
Hanna. He better watch out or he'll
founder hissef."
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Chance for Research.

Five-year-old George had been TAX
ing a lively interest in school studies,
especially in physiology and anatomy.
We were studying an unfortunate por-
cupine, which had been caught in an
apple tree, and we had made good H.
lustrations of certain bones, when one
day the girls took an old lounge apart.
Having watched the operation for
some time, he came running to me, his
eyes on fire with excitement, his
checks flushed and his locks flying
behind him: Come, come he cried,
"if YOU want to study phiserology.
nows your chance. The girls have
got the lounge all to pieces. Little
Chronicle.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
KITCHENS IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
Milwaukee Professor Says Poor Cook
ing Drives to Drink.

Professor j. C. Monaghan of Wiscon-
sin university is of the opinion that
the drink evil problem can be solved
by the introduction of kitchens into
the public schools. He maintains that
Is per cent. of the drunkenness in tho
United States is due to a lack OF
knowledge of food properties. If the
housekeeper does not know what foods
to use to produce the stimulants de-
manded by the body the husband and
father will seek these stimulants in
other places. The introduction of
cooking into the public schools, with
proper teaching as to foods, would, in
his opinion, solve a problem which has
vcXcd the temperance people of tho
land more than any other. Mr., Mon
oghan was talking to the South Side
Woman's club when he made this
broad statement and it received so
much favor that this week movement
was started which will eventually re-
suit in the establishment of such ad
ditions to the schools if the persons
behind it have their way, and they are
influential women who are accustomed
to having their own way in matters
of this kind or directing the election
of a new school board with which they
can have intuence.-Milwaukee Cor
respondence Chicago Chronicle.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
A Mixed-Up Embassy,

Someone called up the French en-
bassy in Washington by telephone
and said he wished to know some
thing about Marquis De Chambrun' S
wife. He was informed that there
are four De Chambruns and he
answered that he meant the one who
married an American girl. The con
versation proceeded thus: Three OF
them married American girls" I'm
after the one who married a girl from
Cincinnati" 1.-TWO of them married
girls from CINCINNATI Great heav-
ems, Which one is coming here to
join the embassy staff?' The Mar
quis De Chambrun. Il mean his wife. "
He hasn't any wife; he is bach
elor."
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
1.-THE WOMAN IN BUSINESS"
She Explains Difference Between En-
qaqement and Wedding Rings.

"As a new woman" he said, Il sup
pose you will object to the wedding
ring as a symbol of mans tyranny"
"Of course | shall" she replied.
Under no circumstances would l con-
sent to wear such a thing. 1t is not
essential to marriage, and it stands
for all that is Objectionable in the
marriage relation"
"And on the same theory" he con-
tinued. Il suppose you will refuse to
wear an engagement ring also?'
"Well-no." she answered slowly
and thoughtfully. That's a very DIFF
ferent matter"
But theoretically it"
There is no use arguing she in
terrupted. 81 don't care what it is the
ore:ically. Practically it is very often
a diamond, while the wedding ring Is
only plain gold, and that makes all
the difference in the world
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
PLAYED WITH A GREAT MAN.
Carnegie Regarded Tom Morris as
Among the Worlds Heroes.

Among the Worlds Heroes.
As is gell known, Andrew Carnegie
Is a a#yutee of the ancient Scottish
game of golf and never misses an OPP
porturly to try his skill with stick
and bal. When he was made bur
CESS OF st. Andrews, along with Lords
Elgin and Balfour of Burleigh. he
made point of visiting the show
place OF the ancient city-the ca
thedraI the castle and the golf course.
Anon other clubmakers' places that
OF old Tom Morris faces the home
hole. There Mr.. Carnegie was met and
welcomed by the Nestor of goli. old
Tom, cap in hand. Mr.. Carnegie
hailed Tom as the greatest man in
the world naming great soldiers, or
ators, musicians, principals and pro-
fessors, none of whom could compare
with Tom Morris, the greatest golfer.
Pulling out his card, Mr. Carnegie
wrote on the back of it, ITO T. Nor
ris, king of golfdom, from his loyal
subject A. c." which old Tom ac-
cepted with his old-world courtesy.
Mr.. Carnegie bargained with him for
sets of clubs and for match that he
might be able to say: Il have played
golf with old Tom Morris"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Criminal Claim for Pension.

Perhaps the most remarkable pen
sion application ever presented In
Congress- is that embodied in bill
introduced by Congressman Pearre OF
Mary and 1t recites with great Srav.
ity and wealth of circumst-ntial
detail that the applicant, when
child in arms in 1861, was so fright
ened by Yankee invaders in Mary
land that he became Daralyzed and
has never been able to do any work.
There is talk of awarding Congress
man Pearre some kind Of champion
ship in view of the originality of his
bill.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Repartee in the House.

A recent Interchange of fire be-
tween Col. Hepburn of Iowa, and Gen.
Grosvenor Of Ohio on the floor of the
House: Gen. Grosvenor-The gen
tleman from Iowa does not believe
that any public man was ever sincere
or honest in his advocacy of a propo-
sition and always looks around for a
selfish motive. That is because the
gentleman himself has no other
standard of morality than that. Col.
Hepburn draw the line some
where; | draw it at Ohio people.
do not propose to hold the gentleman
from Ohio responsible for what he
has said. | recognize the fact that
myself am getting old and that some
day | will be senile."
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Flaw in the REASONING.

Mr.. and Mrs. Chuckster were en-
gagged in one of their frequent argu
ments. Nov. Amanda, see here
Get that right. Oliver" she inter
rupted. The proper form, as you vii
see if you think a moment, is 'lool
here" whats the difference?' he
demanded You cant look without
seeing, can you?" "Oh, yes, you can
Everybody says you and look alike
but it's a notorious fact that We don't
see alike"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Felt Need of Aid,

Dean Crane of Cornell, who repre-.
sented President Schurman at the
Cornell dinner at the Waldorf. began
his address by saying he was like the
youth who tried the Cornell entrance
examination in English. The candl.
date had to give examples OF the II.
dicative. conditional potential and e.,
clamatory moods, and this is what he
wrote: II am trying an English ex
animation. If | answer ten question:
| will pass. If answer seven ques
tions may pass. God help ne!"-New
York Times.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Generous Gift to New Orleans.

The New Orleans Picayune loving
cup, which is annually awarded
through the New Orleans Progressive
union for the most meritorious public
benefaction in that city during the
wear, has been given for 1902 to Isl
dore Newman, head of the banking
firm of Isidore Newman, Sr., & Sons
because of his donation Of a manua
raining school to the Jewish orphans
home. The amount he gave was ebou:
$4,000. His ether public benefits tc
he city have been many and Cszcr'
rs.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Too Close to the Prov.

Sea language will stick to an "Old
salt" many years after he has quit
seafarng AS a gentleman was cary
ing the Christmas turkey tho waiter
who had been an old sailor watched
as long as he could bear it while his
master tried to draw tho stufiina
through the side of the bird, then he
ventured in a hoarse whisper the sug
gestion: Further aft, sir, further
aft"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Canada,s Timber lands.

Tho Impression that Britlsh North
America is covered with valuable
timbcr is fallacious. Black walnut,
red Cedar and white oak are not
found north of Toronto. A line drawn
from the city of Quebec to Sault Ste
Marie will designate the northern
limit Of beech, elm and birch. The
north shore of Lake Superior will
mark the northern boundary Of sugar
hard maple.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Male Teachers Decreasing.

The number of men employed as
teachers in the public schools of this
country, according to United States
Commissioner of Education Harris is
slowIy but steadily decreasing. In
1870 II per cent of the teachers were
males and in 1900 the percentage had
fallen to 20. The reason for the
Abandonment of school teaching by
men is that it does not pay well
enough.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Vocal Gymnastics.

Miss Amelia Verisopht has been
obliging with a song.
Miss Verjuce (sympathetically)-
Thank you so very much! Do you
know, but should think it would tire
your eyebrows excessively to sing for
so long a time.-Judge.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Not So Bad as That.

Sympathetic Lstener-ln those
dreary, desolate wastes, Mr.. Dash
pole, l suppose you grew fond even
of your dogs?
Returned Arctic EXplorer-HeaV-
ems. no, miss We had plenty Of penn
mican and walrus meat.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
At TIRED OUT.

The W cary.
" o no Il I. all
tired fe elm & s
come to every
body who taxes
the kidneys.
When the kid
neyS are over
worked they fail
to perform the
duties nature has
provided for them
10 do.
When the kid
neys fail. danger
Gus disease quick
ly follows; urin-
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Financially Speaking.

Tom-That Miss Winters is a re-
markably handsome girl.
Jack-Yes; but she isn't half as
pretty as she was six weeks ago.
Tom-Why, how's that?
Jack--Her father tried to erase Wall
street from the map.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Just Learning.

lda-Why do you like Harry? He
kisses you so awkwardly.
May-That is just why like him.
If he went about it in graceful man
ner | would know he had been prac-
ticing on other girls.-Chicago News.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
TIE Resl Thing.

Measures not men," mused the man
who occasionally thinks aloud.
What's the answer" queried the
human Interrogation point
"A dressmaker," replied the noisy
thinker, with fiendish grin.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Her Excuse.

Didn't I see that young man with
his arms around you?"
Yes, but we were just practicins
the position for the waltz
Don't you know that?"
We'll, yes, suppose | do; but |
wanted to be sure"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Knew Whereof He Spoke.

Towne-Wasn't that Cholly Sap
head who was just talking to you!
Browne-Yes. There's fellow who
has more money than brains.
Towne-Realy?
Browne-Yes, just lent him 81.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Never Touched Her.

Every time you draw BREATH"
said the young man who dabbled in
things scientific, somebody dies"
We'll replied the practical maid.
I'm sure it isn't up to me to stop
breathing on that account"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Oh, Euryi

Chollie-I went down to rather in.
formal affair last evening, deah boy,
and, gwacious! l was compelled to
witness sickening sight!
Horrors! What was it?"
"a fellow without evening dress eat
ing breakfast food for support"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Just to Obliqe.

"If you will. only give my client
time, your honor pleaded the young
lawyer, I'm sure he will reform
III go you" replied the Judge. iii
give him six months as starter"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
The Modest Humorist.

What do you regard asks the in
terviewer, "as the period of greatest
development in American humor?'
Here the person who is being inter.
viewed wakes thoughtful. AT last he
answers:
We'll, have been writing jokes
the past five years
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
A Chance Suggested.

I'm tired of these lectures on How
to Treat Your Servants"
Have you anything in the line OF
substitute to suggest?"
We'll, rather"
WHAT"
why, think it wouldn't be bad
Idea to have few lectures for SER
wants on How to Treat Your Mis-
treSseS.'"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
The Wherefore.

"Aw-why is it, Miss Keene. that
women do not-aw-have any sense OF
iumor?"
Probably for the same reason. Mr.
sharpless, that some men do not have
any sense of any kind"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
As Explained,

''Did you notice how solemn the
minister looked while performing the
ceremony" asked the bride OF an
hour.
Il did," replied the newly-elected
freight-payer of the trust. Being
married man himself, he probably saw
my finish"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Where There's a Will There's a Way.

High above the buzz of factories,
the clang of trolley gongs, and the
clatter of traffic rose crash that ter
rified the visitor to America.
Il hear that noise wherever ! co.
said he. What is it?"
Don't be alarmed" we replied.
That's only somebody's relatives
breaking his will.''-Newark News.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
fatherly Comment.

Daughter-"The man | marry must
pe oted for his bravery"
Father-"He certainly will be II he
insists on breaking into the family
utter meeting your mother"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
Strenuous Life.

First Would-Be Sport-"Im getting
sleepy. Guess I'll go home and turn
in."
Second Would-Be Sport-"The idea!
Why, it isn't daylight yet"
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20

Tcncher-Why in your prayer do you
only ask for your daily bread and not
enough for n week? Peter-So we get it
fresh every day.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20

"What is a Illuminating animal?' asked
the examination paper. Tommy knew
In "A fine. bold. convincing hand wrote
he: An animal what Chcws its cubs
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20

Piker-What is the difference between
a great author and one who isn't? Strik-
er-Onc is paid for the merit in his sig
nature and the other for the merit in his
article
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20

EITS Cured y hLs nervonsnsss aftes
br.t day y use OF Dr. Kline Great NsrNs Rsstorer.
bend for FREE: $500 trial Dottle and trsatise.
pn r. H. KLINE Ltd. 81 Arch St. PhIisd dslphia, Pa
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20

The man who marries IA widow can
never be the captain of his own house
hold At the best he will only be sec
nnd mate.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
THOSE WHO HAVE TRIED 1T

will use no other. Defiance Cold Water
Starch has no equal in Quantity or Quail
ity-l6 OF. for 10 cents. Othcr brands
contain only Y oz.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken o -
. cough cure-J. w. o BniEN, 322 Thru ave,
n, Minneapolis MINI, Jan. 6. 1900
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20

"Bobbe did you know / was going to
marry your sister," ooh. yes. When did.
you find it out?'
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20

Truth Comes Out.
Mistress (angrily)-I thought you
said you could do plain sewing?
New Maid-So | did, ma am
Mistress-Just look at the stitches
in this apron you made. ! can see
them across the room.
New Maid-Yes, ma'am. Isn't that
plain enough to satisfy you, ma'am?
The Grit-advocate., 1903-03-20
The Meeting Of the Stars.

7 Two theatrical stars of the highest
constellation registered at the Stafford
last night.
First Richard Mansfield arrived and
signed his name in the registry book
Richard Mansfield and valet" Short.
ly afterward Mrs. Lily Langtry ar
rived, glanced at the preceding sigma.
ture and wrote with flourish: Mrs.
Langtry and TWO maids"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-03-13
VIDA, AND BECKLEY, PRESS CENSORS
Vida Warns Newspapemen and Beckey Tells What He Viii
Sanction

The House yesterday afternoon took the emergency appro
priatons bill and passed it, after lengthy discussion
which indicated that there would be lively the
members get to the regular appropriations they do The
OF $4,000 for roads and bridges the Fourth district
Guiding Nuuanu and the of the Fifth dis
trct passed Both items discussed in committee of
the whole.
Kanho having with the sergeant
The member from kohaa refused sit down when
deed by s f. Chngworth who in the chair and had given
the floor Harris Kanho kept with his speech until Chill
ngworth ordered the him. Vida moved that
the committee and report progress and this DONE Chill
ngWOrh reporting Speaker Beckey that items had been
passed.
Vida rose to question of privilege and read the following
Il wish call the attention Of the members of the press the
TACT that they here through of the House We
glad enough have them here and do wish curta
their privileges but certainly object behalf of this House,
well as individually, surrng offered by of the
newspapers of this intentions whenever introduce
resolutions or bills.
Il call attention article in the Hawaiian Star of this
evening which commented that the resolution offered in regard
to the Oahu Railway and Land Company holdIp resOl
ton wish protest against such nsnuatons offered that
resolution with the idea that if the public money going
be paid private corporation, it is nothing than right that
it be given with the understanding that said corporation should
employ citizen labor
Il wish members of the press against nsnuaons of
this kind and other kinds which have gone before and ask Them
further misunderstood the intent of the members of this House
less
This ordered spread upon the minutes of the House. and
the Speaker made the following statement the lines
1T duty Speaker that accommodation given
TO the But the time they have taken advantage
the courtesy and privileges extended Them right also
to take the privileges they enjoy 1t is also the right of
the to crCse the actions of the representatives of the
pie But instance where they reflections the honest
intent of the members will not be sanctioned overlooked by the
Chair And further demonstration of that public
will necestate the curtamen of the coueses extended the
press.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-03-13
Manila Cigar Smuggling
BELIEF THAT A LARGE QUANTITY WERE SNUG
GLED IN FROM THE NAVAL TRANSPORT SOL
ACE WHILE THAT VESSEL WAS IN THIS PORT
A STILL HUNT FOR CONTRABAND GOODS.

The Federal authorities still search cigars
that are thought to have been smugged into this place from the
Phppmesr large number of cigars said have been
brought into this place by smuggling very recently The
quantity not known beyond the fact that evidently very
large The cigars thought have been landed from the
naval transport Solace.
Such thing difficult imagine There are hundreds of
sailors and marines aboard that boat going home be dscharg
ed That many OF them would lay supplies of Manila cigars
and dispose of them smokers ashore surprising
The Internal Revenue authorities after them and the Unit
ed States Marshas trying of the alleged cigars
internal stamp has to be put them No seizures
have yet been reported and nobody has been taken into
tody
The indications that considerable quantity of Manila cigars
had been Struggled into Honolulu the
dealers They began show in the quantity available the
market The tariff and the internal Manila cigars
combined practically prohibits the importation of Manila cigars
except for very limited trade that them almost
price In consequence OF this any unusual Importation Of such
cigars legal otherwise is quickly noticed by the trade.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-03-13
GAORTGAGEE'S NOTICE OF INTEN
TION TO FORECLOSE, AND
OF SALE.

Notice is hereby given that in accord
Qnce with law and by virtue of a power
of sale contained in that certain mort
gage made by Jose Maria and Caroline
Honan to James Steiner, dated Feb
ruary 18th 1898, recorded in the Regis
try once in Honolulu in Liber 179 on
pages 50 ct seq, and by said James
Steiner duly assigned TO the undersign-
eel Robert W. Single, by assignment
dated February 2lst, 1903, the said
Robert W. Shingle intends to foreclose
said Mortgage for breach of the con-
,djfiuns therein contained, to wit: the
nUn-payment of the principal sum
thereof, and of interest, when due.
Notice is also hereby given that all
and singular the lands by said Mort
gage conveyed and the improvements
thereon, hereinafter described. will be
sold al public auction by said r. w.
Shingie at the auction room of James
+. Morgan, at No. AZ Queen street, in
BOH.olulu Oahu. on Saturday the
SSenfy-eighth day of March, 1908, at
II O'Clock noon of said day.
TIE property cove ed by said Mort
gage and intended to be sold as afore-
said is all that real estate and the i'm
QTDVements thereon situate in said
Honolulu, described as follows:
FIRST. Lot on the mauka side of
KIM street, commencing at stake at
Srtu NlA-c0SI NOiAtCi VI L-OI W. Ga"
run:
North "a East, 1856 SIP feet to stake
Sat Southeast corner of Lot No. IL;
SfSeRCe North 790 IS West, so S-12 feet
along Lot No. y; thence South 24o
West, 1876 SIP feet to mauka line OF
&fRg street: South 100 15' East, so S-12
feet 10 point of commencement.
BEING the Southeasterly one-half,
more or less. of lot No. on King street
described in r. p. Grant No. II to
Isaac Eummins.
Second. Lot on the mauka side Of
Young street, described as follows:
Beginning at the, North corner of this
Rot adjoining the premises of H. S.
TTegloan and running thence: South
IS" ~ East. SO feet along Tregloan and
the East lot; South 20 49, West, ISL
TeEt along the South lot to Young
street; North 6S0 So West, SO feet along
Young Street; North 30 49, East, ISL
feet along the West lot to initial point,
Containing an area of about 1873
square feet. And also that certain
other piece Of land ten (10) feet wide
adjoining the Westerly side of the lot
above described. Said lot and strip to-
ssether having a frontage on said
maui1a side of Young street of 108 feet
and n uniform depth of 151 feet; said
line of frontage commencing at a point
distant about 268 feet from the point
on intersection or the mauka line or
YOung Street with the Eva side of
Eapiolani street
Terms: Cash in United States Gold
Com.
DEEDS at the expense of purchaser.
hated, Honolulu, February %, 1903.
ROBERT w. SINGLE,
Assignee of Mortgage.
For further particulars, inquire of
Henry Waterhouse Trust Company
Ltd corner Fort and Merchant streets
HoRUlulu. u.,
Smith & Lewis and LOUSY. Warren
Attorneys for Mortgage.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-03-13
Notice of Lost Certificate.

Notice is hereby given that Certifi-
cate No. 21S4 for 200 shares Of the cap
ital stock of the Kihei Plantation Co.,
Ltd, standing on the books of said
Company in the name of Mamie l.
Burke has been lost, and transfer o.
the same on the books OF said Company
has been stopped.
All persons are warned against nego-
u2ting, purchasing or dealing with
said certificate. Said shares are trans
ferable only by endorsement on said
certificate and by surrender of the same
and the issue of a new certificate. No
title will pass to the finder of said
certificate. Said certificate. if found
should be delivered to the undersigned
]. p. COOKE.
Treasurer I<ihei Plantation Co.
February % 1903
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-03-13
LONG LAW SUIT.

A law suit began over a boundary in
1870 has just been settled at Lucerne
in Switzerland.