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Sharp County record., 1903-03-13
lie Went To Work.

An old farmer sent his son to an
academy to study latin No'
being satisfied with the young
hopeful, he recalled him from
school and placing him by tne
side of a cart one day, thus al
dressed him: "Now, Joseph
here is fork and there is pllo
of manure and a cart; what ao
you call them in latin?" FORK.
bus cartibus ct manurihus, Saiu
Joseph. "Well, now," SAID "ie
old man, "if you don't take tna'
forkabus and pitch that manuf,
bus into that, cartibus I'll oreaA
your backibus," He went "
work. Elk.
Sharp County record., 1903-03-13
7oJ Zgow WHAT 79VRE Z!zINa
Cosds Are Dangerous.

How often you hear 1t remarked
cts only a cold" and a few days
later learn that the man is on hi>
back with pnenmonia. This is of
such common Occurrence that cold,
however slight, should not be dlsr :
garded, Chamhrrlain's Cough
Remedy couEteracts any tendency
toward pneumonia 1t always cures
and Is pleasant to take. Sold by
Snow, the druggist,
Take the Record for news.
If your blood is impure, thin dis
easeG, hot or full Of humors, If vou
have blood poison, cancer, uirbln.
cIes, eating sores, scrOfuIa, eczema,
itching, risingo and Jumps, scabhy,
pimply skin, bone pans, catarrh u,
rheumatism, or any blood or skin
disease, take Botanic Blood Balm
(B. b. b. according to dir .ctIon>
Soon all sores heal, aches and pans
stop, the blood Is made pure and
rich, leaving the SKIN free from
every eruption, and giving The rich
glow of perfect health to h" skin,
At the same time, B B b. improves
the digestion, cures dyspep STA.
strengthens weak kidneys. Just the
medicine for old people, as 1t glevs
them new, vigorous blood, Drug
gIst, 81 per large bottle, with dirrc'
tons for home cure. Sample free
and prepaid Gy writing Blood Balm
20 Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble
and special free medical adyise also
sent IN sealed letter b. b. Is. is
ADVISED for chronic, deep
STATED cases of impure blood and
skin disease, and cures after all else
falIs'
Virginia will raise a monument
to Robert E. Lee.
Sharp County record., 1903-03-13
More hiOls.

Disturbances of strikers are not
nearly as grave as an individual dis
order of the system. OverwOrk, .Oss
of sleep, nervous tension will be fol-
llwed by after collapse, unless a re-
liable remedy Is Immediately en-
pl we'd. There's nothing so efficient
10 cure disorders OF the LIv,r ol
Kidnevs as Electric Bl;t,r+ It's a
wcnlcrrul tonic, aud effective nerv'
ine and the greatest 81 around med
lclne for ran down systemss 1t DIS
pelS nervousness, rheumatism and
neuralgia and expels malaria germs.
Only Sue. aid satl faction guarau>
tced by Snow, the druggist.
Morrilton has a mister who
wears the name Of Box.
YoJ Zg9w WHAT 73V'aE Z!ZNs
When you take Groves fasteless
Chill Tonic because the formula Is
plainly printed on every bottle show
ing that it is SIMPLY Iron and Qm'
nine in a LasteleSs ftrm. No cure,
no pay. soc.
A 14-year-old girl robbed a
store at Pine Bluff.
Sharp County record., 1903-03-13
The Best l. the Cheapest. .

Not how cheap, bit how good, is the question Ihe
TWICE. A WEEK REPUBLIC is not as cheap as are
some socaed newspapers But Is as cheap as 1t pos
sbe to sell first class newspaper 1t prints all the news
that worth printing! If you read all the year round
you are posted all the important and interesting affairs
of the world 1t is the best and most reliable newspaper
that money and brains produceard those should DC
the DISTINGUISHING traits Of The newspaper that des gned
TO be read by all members of the family Subscription
price, 81 year. Any newsdealer newspaper or post
master will receive your subscriptions or you NAV mail
direct to -
THE REPUBLIC,
ST. Louis Mo
Sharp County record., 1903-03-13
us a Aaasley Shame, loo

1t is said that a man "ii0
squeezes a dollar never squee1o0
his wife. In looking over on.
subscription accounts we are i0a
to believe that some awfully goou
women in this section are NOV
getting the pressure they deserve
--Perryville News.
Sharp County record., 1903-03-13

Come to the Record office
for your legal blanks.
Sharp County record., 1903-03-13
Consumption Cured

Foley Co., Chicago. Dana, Ind Sept 28, 1902
Centlemn:-FOLEYS HONEY AND TAR cured of consunq
ton after desperate Three physicians
failed said could good tried
without benefit until FOLEYS HONEY
recommended Its effect right from the start magical
improved steadily first and sound and WE'LL and think
FOIEYS Godsend people with Throat and Lung
Trouble Yours very truly Mrs. Mary Ambrose
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-19
Holding Pins in the Mouth.

Tt is marvellous" said the gentleman of leisure, who has plenty of time to go about studying human nature, that we never hear of woman being choked by a pin in her windpipe
 'I went with my wife the other day to pick out her new spring coat She gave such excellent taste. you know. We'll. they called filter to make some alterations. and the first thing she did was to fill her mouth with pins. Then she and the sales woman and my wife held a triangular bate as to whether the shoulders should De taken up or the sleeves ripped apart instead, and my word for it the filter was in the thickest of the fray, and came of victorious without swallowing a pin!
 Next day my wife had little seam stress in to help her alter her summer gowns. She was not a full-fiedged dress maker. only tyro at $1 per and car fare. but already she has acquired the pin-in- mouth habit. and had a pleasing little trick of her own in addition that was quite as exciting. Whenever she broke or mislaid needle she would squeeze the gown till she felt something pricking her fingers. Then, when she had a good pur- chase. as the country folk say, she would seize the needle point with her teeth and draw 1t forth triumphanuy. Never a thought or fear that it might slip down her throat
 And the very same evening madame showed me q number of little cloth cornu- copias she had made to put over the tips of the pencils l carry in my vest pocket, point, upward. She said she had been thinking over the subject and if l were to fall from the top of the stairs one of the points might break and enter my heart or pierce by lungs. She remarked as a clincher. that men were reckless set anyhow and seemed to delight in courting danger after which she stuck in her mouth the needle with which she had been making a safeguard and went down stairs singing,
 Aren't they wonders?'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-19
THE ONE ABSOLUTE SOVEREIGN
Mark Twain Pays This Compliment
 to Mrs. Eddy.
American Aeview

North American Aeview.
 She has an absolute control over all Branch Churches as she has over the Supreme Church. This power exceeds the Pope's.
 Tn simple truth. she is the only abso. lute sovereign in all Christendom. The au thority of the other sovereigns has limits hers has none. None whatever. And hei yoke does not fret, does not offend. Many of the subjects of the other monarchs feel their yoke and are restive under it their loyalty is insincere. It is not so witf this ones human property; their loyalty is genuine, earnest. sincere, enthusiastic The sentiment which they feel for her is one which goes out in sheer perfection to no other occupant of a throne; for fl is love. free from doubt, envy. exaction fault-seeking, a love whose sun has nc spot-that form of love, strong, great uplifting, limitless whose vast propor, tions are compassable by no word but one, the prodigious word, Worship. And il is not as human being that her subjects worship her, but as a supernatural one a divine one one who has comradeshir with God, and speaks by His vonce.
 Mrs. Eddy has herself created all these personal grandeurs and autocracies-witf others which have not Gin this article mentioned. They place her upon an Alpine solitude and supremacy of power an6 spectacular show not hitherto attained by any other self-seeking enslave, dis guised in the Christian name, and they persuade me that. although she may re, gard self-deifcation as blasphemous,' she is as fond of 1t as l am of pie.'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-19
Forestry in New Mexico.

' William L. Esli. Chief of the Division of Forest ExteRsion of the Bureau of Forestry has just returned from a trip to New Mexico, made at the request of FJ. J. and H. J. Hagerman, principal member of the South Spring Ranch and Cattle Company, which owns a big ranch near Roswell, in the Pecos River Valley, one of the richest and best irrigated regions in the Territory. The company wants to raise trees on part of its irrigated lands, both for fence posts and for shade and ornamental purposes. MT Hall made planting plan for 450 acres. The trees to be planted for fence posts will be Hardy Catalpa; those to be planted for shade and ornament will be hardwoods, such as Black Walnut. Pecan Green Ash, Eastwood. Horse Chestnut White Elm and Sycamore.
 There is no timber in this part of New Mexico except the Cottonwoods that are planted there. Fence posts of Sabine Cedar, from the canyons of western Texas, are shipped in and cost 15 cents to 20 cents apiece.
 While in New Mexico Mir. Hall made a preliminary examination of 100000 acres of cut-over timber land owned by William II. Bartlett of Chicago. The land lie' on the east slope of the Rocky Mountains in New Mexico about fifty miles south west of Trinidad, and touches the Colo rado line. The land once bore . goot growth of yelloy pine, but the timber has been or soon will be nearly all cut MT. Bartlett wants to grow timber on i again, not only for the production of lum Der, but that 1t may serve as a private forest and game preserve. The Bureat will put party in the field this summer to make a plan for handling the tract The problems of keeping out fire and i'm proving the natural reproduction must bt solved; and 1t may be necessary to re stock part of the land by planting ol seeding.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-19
s.TREELESS" KANSAS
PRAIRIE REGIONS OF THE STATE TO BE STUDIED THIS SUMMER
Timber Follows River Courses and Spreads Thence to Uplands-Tree Plantations That Succeed--Con- ditions of Success: Right
 Species and Intelli-
 gent Planting.

Western Kansas north of the Arkansas River and west of a line drawn from Osborne through Russell to Larned. will receive the particular attention of the Bureau of Forestry this summer. A study. of the the growth of that region will begin this month under the dircc- ton of R. S. Kellogg of Russell, kans., an agent for the Bureau, and will be con- tinued until fall In this part of the State the timber penetrates the prairl ss by way of the nver bottoms, clinging closely to these m list lands and advanc- ing only occasionally to the uplands.
 The Bureau will study the tendency of the trees and shrubs along the water courses to increase and spread. especially when protected from fire and stock, and will determine what species are best adapted to planting on those uplands that contain no natural growth. s
 In many places along the streams where fire and stock have been excluded for ten or fifteen years are found thrifty young Cottonwoods, White Films, Box elders, and other species which are slowly invading the great plains.
 The low rainfall of western Kansas is not alone responsible for the scarcity of timber. The Pine Ridge country of Ne braska grows forests with only sixteen
 
 regions of western Kansas have a precipi- talon of IS to 20 inches.
 Failures in tree planting, aside from natural causes. such as high winds and intense sunlight ara due chiefly to a lack of care in planting and cultivating and lack of knowledge of what kinds of trees to plant.
 Such failures have had an excellent result-they have given fairly good knowledge of what to and what not to plant, and of the methods that are suc- cessful and those that are not. It is partly to increase this knowledge that the Bureau has undertaken it's study of the tree growth of the State. Timber. fuel. posts, and firewood may be grown in the prairie regions; that fact Is estab- lished. But the plantations to be suc- cessful. must be composed of the right species, planted in the right way on the right kind of land. and cared for in the right manner.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-19
They got wet in Transit.

z5 Dozen Fringed Bleached Napkins, full size, nome the worse for the wetting however just little rled, bought them to sell for SOC the dozen they are yours at. .29c,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-19

Most men are satisfied to stand their ground, but the baseball magnate has to Krandstand his.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-03-29
RELIANCE.
College Station Texas.

Reliance, Tex, March 23.-Miss
Eta Bullock is on the sick list,
We hope for her early recovery.
Mr.. Dave jolly began painting
the church last Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. II. Morgan left
last Wednesday for Little River,
Bell county, where they were called
to che bedside Of Mrs. Morgan's
sister, Mrs. Stewart. Mr.. Morgan
returned Saturday.
Mrs. $. A. Edge Of Bryan is here
visiting her sons, j. II. and 5. W.
Edge.
Miss Minnie Bullock visited at
Bryan this week.
The singing Sunday evening at
Mr.. d. 5. Lloyd's WAS highly en-
loved by all present.
Misses E-sie Shealey and Grace
Morgan spent Saturday night with
Miss Annie Lightsey.
Mr.. Walter Hicks Of Cross
Texas, was a pleasant visitor IN
THE community last Saturday.
Mr.. Cleye smith has moved back
20 this community.
The people here are not entirely
through planting corn yet, though
some have corn coming up. There
will be an increase in acreage IN
corn this year over last, az our PEG.
/ pie believe more in diyersihcatior
Of crops than they did. Some o
our people will plant not more than
from three 20 ten acres M cotton
so you can readily see that th
/ farmers here are going 90 Kill th
boil weeyil by starvation. Their
. is more money in raising corn O.
/ 20 cents a bushel at % bushels O
the acre. than Scent cotton at
bale TO every seven or eight acre
or less. Cor.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-03-29
EBENEZER.

Ebenezer, Tex, Mar. 22.-News
il scarce IN these parts.
We were visited by another re-
freshiug rain last week, but glad
10 note the sun is shining again
and the sweet little birds singing
iu the budding trees.
Mr.. Jasper Skains visited at
Hearne two days the past week.
Several from here were caught in
Bryan last Thursday by the big
rain. They didn't get home until
Friday, after the streams had run
down.
Mrs $. A. Edge, formerly OF
this place, but now a resident OF
Bryan, came out last saturday and
stayed until Wednesday evening.
She visited the families OF Aessrs.
Ia. ". Buckhaults, A. Moore, YES
ter skaius, W. +. Meredith and
her old home, where Mr. speyett
now lives.
Most ali the young folks OF this
vicinity attended the Literary at
Harris school house last Saturday
night. They say they had an en-
| joyabie time in spite Of the muddy
roads and that they are going again
next time.
/ Mrs. W. Z. Meredith Of this
| place was called To Reliance sun
/ day by the illness Of her niece, it,
lie Kitty stewart. We hope for d
speedy recovery Of the little one.
/ Otto Bethkey Of Kurten visited
in TIM. community Saturday and
F. sunday.
/ Well. a. news is scarce this week
| will nug on by asking our cores
pondents to write oltener. We ar,
Ialwpys glad for Thursday 10 come
10 read the correspondents letter.
aud are disappointed when just d
| few write, so come again aud let
lhear from all. SnoS Drop.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-03-29

msnt TO 1856 pounds ofcotton seed
meal, 1854 pounds linseed meal,
9,0l6 pounds wheat bran, l0,lS5
pounds COW pea hay, l6, l76 pounds
red clover hay, and 1926 pounds
timothy hay. Cattle, horses, sheep
and hogs thrive on alfalfa, either
in the form Of hay or green feed.
II can be fed 10 steers with profit
able results. Young pigs do well
on alfalfa pasturage. Horses are
fond OF II. Experiments with
alfalfa hay for horses indicate that
the cost Of maintenance is reduced.
Alfalfa seed will cost about II
cents per pound on an average.
To plant an acre broadcast the seed
will cost from 1920 TO 1890. AL.
falfa hay is now worth SIS per ton.
Two and three tons per acre are
only fair yields yet will be found
more profitable than most Other
crops.
College Station Texas.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-03-29
L&G.M. Excursion Rates.

san Antonio, state Epw0rth league
convention. Sell tickets April ..
and for train arriving AZ san Antonio
morning of path. Limit april -.
Austin, Grand Council Of Texas q.
G. A.. of America. sell tickets for
trains arriving May Z and 5. Limit
May ~.
Galveston. State Lumberman : as
s0ciati0n. Sell tickets April l3 and
for trains Galveston morning April
"a Limit April H..
New Orleans. Annual Reunion Of
United Confederate Veterans. EX-
tremely low rates. Sell tickets Nag
A. and a.. Limit May a. Privilege
OF extension % June 10.
New Braunfels, Grand Lodge Sons
Of Hermann. Sell tickets April B
and for trains arriving New Braun
fels morning OF Aprii ., II and Is.
Limit April IL.
Fort Worth. Grand Lodge knights
of Pythias. Sell tickets April p and
q. and Tor train arriving Fort Worth
morning Of =. Limit May /.
Palestine, state Baptist Foreign
Mission convention. sell tickets on
April 2i.22. Limit April q.
san Antonio, State Medical Assn.
Sell tickets April u and for trains
ARRIVING san Antonio ON 18th. Limit
May 2.
Fl. Worth, State Sunday School
convention. Sell tickets April lois
aud for trains arriving Fl. Worth ON
morning OF 18th. Limit April ~
Austin. Meeting Grand Command
\ AIRY knights Iemplar. sell tickets
/ April IS aud "a aud for trains arriv-
/ ing Austin morning Of 18th. Limit
April ~.
| Austin, state Foreign Mission as
seciati0n aud Ministers c0-Opera'
Tive state convention ui colOred Bap'
fists. Sell tickets April ii-l5. Limit
April q.
81. Louis. Dedication Ceremonies
| Louisiana Purchase Exposition. sci
tickets April % uuu 80. Limit May q
san Antonio, Battle of Flowers
san Jacinto celebration. April u
| Extremely low fates. Announce
lmeut later.
Marin. the Great Health Resort
Sell tickets every day in the year
/ Limit 40 days from date OF sale fol
return.
For further information call 81
ticket agents or address
ID. j.. Price, G.. T. 4 T.. A.,
/. q g.. y. r.. Il. Palestine. Tex
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-03-29
J. w. Bats
REAL ESTATE
A c { N 7

Have in one taeo only sat y A1strac, Books OF
na1ls County Land rifles.
FOR SALE.
About i0j acres located one mile
from court house. - acres in cultiva-
ton and balance 900 pasture. Fenced
with 6wircs. Price $1,000.
Abou. ore and ono-quarter acres
near sch07 house in southeast part
lftlwu. Snail ..-e cottage, tenant
-ouse and pell ON premises. Price
1850.
six room house and two lots 81
ind located four blocks from
~ street. Brick cisten on pre-
nisos. Price si20.
one quarter block near Allen AGA
iomy. East front. Price $4,000.
Terms easy.
ono half of a block near Allen
academy Price 10000
Lots near school house at slN
each.
About o. acres OF land on south
Side of town. good new i-room house
with well, cistern and out-houses
Price $1,000.
l.room house, with pantry. hal.
and two galleries. Tub cistern, Dor
ia we'll. stable and garden, Locnt'
ed 3 blocks from Courthouse. Ront'
for $500 per month. Price $4,000.
One.qunrter block aud good i-roou
house. garden. orchard and neces
sarv outhou-es; located Boo good
noirhh0rhood 700 northern part OF
town. Price $500.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-03-29
Hunting Wild Hogs
On the Colorado River

Colonel Jack Rogers. who has hunfea
along the southern course OF the Oo.o-
RADIO river. Is an enthusiast on the SUD
feet OF wild hog hunting.
There Is no sport In the worm,
SAYS he. that II attended with o. inuen
rlsk or more excitement Wild hogs
will Kin anything that walks 10
grizzly win tribe with a drove h'
knows Il is sure death.
'sThe first time went on hunt ait
or these southwestern hogs was IN
ellned 10 laugh az the warnings % my
yuma Indian guides" said the colonel
the other day. About noon we came
an n drove. Tite. one o. the Yuma
guides. told ne TO get my rifle ready
ana take my stand near thick spread
ing tree with some low hanging limbs
He and Paul. the second inniAn'
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-03-29

Henry Sayles Of Abilene writes
10 the Texas Farm and Ranch
about the floods Of The past win
tes. and how the waste waters
could and should be utilized. An
extract il a. follows. Water enough
10 irrigate all Texas has fallen on
The state within the la-t 30 days.
Thiswater il going fact to the sea,
there 90 be lost forever. It's path
way IN South Texas will be mark.
ed by disaster. No, all this water
could not be stored and held for
future use. However, there j.
scarcely ueighborhood, and !
might add but few farms, where a
reservoir sufficient 10 store enough
water 10 irrigale bodies of land
varying from a few acres 70 many
thousands, could not be built
Near Wichita Falls there stand:
az an object lesson 20 the state
reservoir covering nearly thre'
thousand acres OF land, brlm full.
to overlooking with the storm
waters OF one Of the principal
tributaries Of the Wichita river
The disastrous floods that have
semi-annually swept over the ric'
valleys below have been prevented
/ bitches have been constructed
around hillsides far above th'
valley TO carry the waters Of Tia
/ lake 10 the slopes far above th'
freshets Of old. The lands will b.
sown down with alfalfa and cauta
.loupes. potatoes, onions, othe
vegetables and small fruits Wi
bs planted.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-03-29
FOR SALE
LAMAR BETHEA
scccess3r 70 Monroe Edge.
Real Estate Agent

Win sell the Pochila tive story
house cheap.
VIII sell lots in north western part
of city. 90 colored people. inside lots
at t2i0O, corner lots coo $500.
90 acres ON WiVon creek known ~
Pearson place. 80 acres zoo cultiva-
ton All creek bottom land except
5 acres Good place for party wang
ing small farm. Going cheap.
100 acres good creek bottom land,
9 tenant houses. 100 acres BOO cultiva-
tion. nll rich land, everlasting water.
VIII sell for $40 per acre, or trade
ION or 2Ul acres anywhere west of the
Brazos river.
$50 acres Boo Reliance settlement. q
well of good water good seven-roon
house. barn and cribs. j5 acres Boo
cultivation aud under fence. 80
fence around rost Df land. Close t0
good church and school. VIII sell
Tor si3UO, % easy terms.
5acros of land; 90 acres iu culii-
yati0u. q miles west of town; good D.
room house. cribs and barns, well
OF good water. % good fence around
place. Going Zoo s9O.
90 acres 0f north corner ~ Bon
johnson place. ail under fence; 81
acres Boo cultivation. Broom house.
one CRIB and -mokeahouse. good or
churd selling Tor 500 Easy terms
other lands Zoo numerous tO mcu
ton.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-03-29
nIrrrlI.t rams Nlnety Fect.

Mr Eddie clifford Is quite the most
wonderful one legged man In tle world
Indeed no less than three mru with
the ful complement OF neither limbs
have been allcd in atiemrtne what he
docs twice every dag OF Dts uic- name
Is. ride ou o. bicycle on O. Platform
ninety feet li-l into O. ank WITH ave
feet of water iu g.. 81 clifford aa- only
had one accident Oue day ns b.
struc thc water De- foIt as BE- some one
bad given u.m o. terrible blow in the
face. Whom Doe ao, out of tle tank.
blood was rcamiu- ium CASH In his
choek. 500 would never -u" what
gave Itlu NCtbs bicycle That De-
ALWAYS throws chnr So ltWas moth
Ing Ont small r.i1 Nc floating wood
Vow btruuys has te mus .a.mmed
before dIt...
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-03-29
a.Ar. Q. SCHEDULE.



40. Z, leaves Houston, a. M, ar
rives In Bryan, lois a. m.
No. 3, leaves Houston az II a. m,
arrives In Bryan, :5J p. m.
No. 8, leaves Houston, 9:O p. m,
arrives In Bryan, i2.50a. m.
No. I. leaves Houston 100 a. M.
arrives In Bryan, 1913 a. m.
SOUTH BOUND TRAINS:
No. 2, arrives in Bryan az i:55 p.
m, arrives at Houston $50 p. IN.
No. 4, arrives In Bryan at 1858 p.
m. arrives at Houston az $3.50 p. IN.
No. 0, arrives In Bryan at 2:22 a.
m, arrives az Houston, 40 Ga. m.
No. >. arrives In Bryan az $500 n,
m, arrives 40 Houston, 200 p. m.
Makes close connection az Hemp
stead i2:JJ p. m. with train arriv-
lng az Austin at 1876 p. m.