The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-11-05
NOT OVER-WiSE.

l. There is al old allegorical pictur;
OF a'girl scared at a grass-hopper, bu
in the act of heedlessly treading on 6
snake. This is paralleled by the mar
who spends a large sum of money
building a cyclone cellar, but neglects
to provide his family with bottle Of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy as a safeguard
against bowel complaints, whose vic
Tins outnumber those of the cyclone q
hunderd to one. This remedy is
everywhere recognized as the most
prompt and reliable medicine in use
or these deceases. For sale by Han
sen & Emerson.
First Aid.
Now" said the professor, "suppose
you had been called to see a patient
Win Mysteries one, for instance
who had started laughing and found
1t impossible to stop-what is the first
thing you would dop'
"Amputate his funny bone" prompt
~ replied the new student-Houston
Post
Bettar Than Gold.
IL was troubled for several years with
chronic indigestion and nervous de-
bility," writes F. J. Green, Lancas.
ter, N. II. "No remedy helped me un-
til I began using Electric Bitters,
which did me more good than all the
medicine ever used. They have also
kept my wife in excellent health for
years. She says Electric Bitters are
are just splendid for female troubles;
that they are great tonic and invigo-
rator for weak run down women. No
other medicine can take its place IN
our family" Try them. Cnlv SOC.
Satisfaction guaranteed bv Fiesner &
McNeice.
A reward of $500 tor tn capture of
one William Rudolph alias the 'Mis-
olri KID want in that state for
murder in tr e first degree. The notice
come I,om the Pinkerton National
De ective Agency. He is 20 years of
age, weighs 100 pounds and stands 5
feet III inches in hight. Officers at
tempting an arrest are warned that he
always carries guns and will not hes
itate to use them to avoid capture
St. Cloud Times
Dysentery Cured Oithout the Aid
of Doctor.
81 am just up from a hard spell of
the iux" [dysentery] says Mr.. T. A.
Primer, we'll known merchant of
Drummond, Tenn. 81 used one small |
bottle of Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy and was cured
without having a doctor. I consider
it the best cholera medicine in the
world" There is no need of. -employ
ing doctor when this remedy is used,
for no doctor can prescribe better
medicine for bowel complaint in any
form for either children or adults.
It never fails and is pleasant to take.
For sale by Hanson & Emerson.
The Great Drawback.
"Well, the statements they make
against you aren't true" said the poll
dcian's wife. "Why don't you deny
them 2"
"I'm afraid it will incite them to dig
up some other libelous statements that
are true."-Philadelph Ledger.
Nearly Eorfeits HIS Life.
A runaway almost ending fatally,
started horrible ulcer on the leg OF
]. B. Orner, Franklin Grove Ill. For
four years it defed all doctors and all
medicine. But Bucklen's Arnica Salve
had no trouble to cure him. Equally
good for Burns, Bruises, Skin, Erup-
tons and Piles. Csc at Fiesher & Nc
Neice Drug Store.
]. 1. i
Mysterious Circumstance.
One was pale and sallowl and the
other fresh and rosy. Whence the diff
She who is finishing with