New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-12-18

years nearly $4,000. He had a special banking
count, which submitted periodically to
chartered accountant
THE MODERN LoCHINvAR.
And of all the swift autos his 'mobe was the best
He sped to the house where his ladylove sat
But Jump in S my W autoi Come mel just as You are
Wen skip in a hurry Quoth bold Lochinvar.
The girl to her seat by the chauffeur he swung-
Then off and away with zip and scoot
Ssy oo wn n nG6 ove ike far H oey
Observed the impetuous young Lochinvar.
There were pufings. and paintings. and tootings,
And pumping and bursting and looping -the-loops.
And jolting, and jarring. and many wall
They viii do pretty well if they follow far.
Was the confident speech of the bold Lochinvar.
The followers stopped every once in while,
Until there was none at the twentieth mile.
Young Lochinvar said, with a satisfied mien.
know it will give all my rivals a jar,
But you auto belong to the bold Lochinvar."
-(W. d. N, in Chicago Tribune.
firm in Kent England has devised an electrical
process for converting ordinary peat into firm,
smokeless steam coal at a moderate cost The peat
is cut and excavated by machinery. loaded into
dumping cars, which convey 1t to the plant, where
II is packed into rotary iron cylinders. The cylin
ders being rotated at high velocity the centrifugal
pressure aided by interior beating device. expels
nearly all Of the so per cent of water in the
terial. Electrodes connected with dynamo are
then inserted in the cylinders in such a manner
that the Of dried peat completes the cleo
trodes. The resistance offered by the peat like the
hlament Of an tncandescent lamp, generates heat
which carbonizes the material producing mass OF
dsintegrated black globules. From the cylinders
the carbonized material passes to machines which
knead 1t into a puttylike mass, which is then
pressed into briquettes left TO dry and harden
in masses which are broken into Jumps. screened.
and graded like ordinary coal
Acland. professor at Oxford, there was so much
talk Of natural science PARTICULARLY at table that
stance the butler gave notice that either ne the
the master. Aren't you we'll treated?' Yes sir;
I've nothing to complain Of in that way replied
IS to work all day in the pantry with boy who
know it was created in days."-(Christian Register.
The railroad department OF the Young Mems
Christian Association has issued a pamphlet
Progress" telling OF its growth. The railroad
branch had $1,000 members in 1901 and has now
62,Sis. 1t had two years ago ninety buildings, val
ued at S,SOOO0. and has now S1s21 900 invested in
buildings.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. you got a
great deal of mistletoe. Willief Why, there is
enough here for seminary.
ing.-(Life.
The French Army has discovered that bess can
be used as messengers in time OF war One has
flown four miles in twenty minutes with message
When liberated they will return to their hives just
as carrier pigeon will return to its loft
The following conversation was overheard the
other day between two small street Arabsi
BILL sy, AIRY. where's Jimes?
Zines dead! Wotever did e die OFF,
Well, It wos Ike this. yer see: Jmes. e went
five clippings OF pudding and three bottles OF ginger
pop, and wen e went 'ome why Jimes-Jimes, %
Lori Wot 'eavinsiy deathr'-V. O.
Maurice Proctor. OF Mineral Point Wis, has the
pleasure of having received the smallest check
drawn by the United States government each year
1t is for cent. and is drawn In due form with
the seal attached, and is for carrying mail Thera
was much rivalry at Mineral Point to see who
could get the government mail contract and a
large number OF men submitted bids. Mr.. Proctor
is rich man. and put in his bid at one cent and
got the contract.
do YOU know" he went on glibly. after the mar
lor clock had struck Ii. do you know that a man
Il know he is not like a watch" she remarked
with yawn, FOR when he IS wound up he doesn't
seem to go."-(Yonkers Statesman.
remarkable OF wound received in battle
proving fatal after ftyfour years Is reported from
Temesvar. named Josef Monar who
fought with Kossuth IN the rebellion OF 1853 re-
ceived bullet wound in the right shoulder at the
battle OF Isaszegh- The bullet could not be ex-
tracted, but the wound healed quite satisfactorily
and the lead in his body never caused Molnar
any Inconvenience until the last few weeks when
quite an old man. he began to suffer quite severe
pain in tho region OF the wound. and died from
modification
What your town needs most" said the travelling
man, Is MOTEL with all the comforts of home
WIFI az aha roP t tps housekseper "A home
US want."-PhiadephiA Press N''' -