The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-08-28


merins him struggling the only genuine
quarer-sawed and guaranteed peel
off around the edges.
Go any barber shop to-day week and
what the proud hear and who
apparently quarreng with every other about Is William
Shakespeare James Corbett? You do
being shaved hop suddenly chair with aher
apron his neck yell
You're liar tell you'll You talk like with weak mind
say Tennyson the best and only his class,
and you deny I'll knock down like did that fIer that
here this morning maxim holer about old Browning!
Do YOU hear this ask do you excited and lose your place
because has made remark regard to the length
Mr. Jer the of his feet that have taken
your and and nober self Does the polite and
scholarly who operates and head him
his pocket, ask you think old
right his prime of bluff way
out of his class with man like Shakespeare or does he remove enough
aer from your that you begin hear little of what
going and then ask don't think Corbett
than ries the proudet day he wadded around
the ring?
I really believe
young to-day get a oehod
by of pair Of heeoune boxing gloves and blow like the
through any method Take the cee
brated Messrs Corb and ees their great literary collaboration
entitled Its an III Blow That Winds Nobody Good and Plenty they
attaining the attention OF the whole nation and they
Just up anybody Yes pugs
a calling YOU get professional
the pathway of the pugl is lined with
and coupae Amateur pugim practiced with restraint and
mdness might be made wholesome exercise but when
friendly tap the that lifts him
five feet knocks him through sewing machine and long
hospital he apt become little disguised with
renewed health
witnessed friendly sparrng recently between two
gentlemen who decided put gloves just
pass Had they both been
of beauty would have
manaugher short squaty
about three high with slender, girsh waist
that about campaign promise impossible for
kill each other Most the rounds opened
who short and devoid of neck worth walking
around around his long
place the fatal blow and ended up the tall holding
pussy competitor off arms length and haneng
the head until the
and gloves reach for chair Then would be
called would shake hands after
friends admit that friendly basis
Sometimes would plant blow his antagonist
him rapidly along the floor until he
wall sometimes the tall pugiS would sock
that him hurry backward his heels
start slide the of the way Sometimes gentle
man. while trying put the finishing touches his competitor
make and bang the wall stunning blow
fat one friend had battered him top
he began feel that about blow would drive his
with all the wowy grace elephant grasp him
tightly waist and back him rapidly around the
his slim would fevcrish and vany try hit him behind
the ears progressed the bitter pugl buoved
I'D and encouraged by the surprisingly sku he
found unable dodge the other blows becoming
bood-thirsty with each passing round
But this way with the professional pugiist All he
TO do put little muscular development abbreviated
wardrobe step the ring and with all the wild the
tiger strike other mans glove vigorous stunning
solar pexu lie down quiet peaceful nap the other
man ercs his hand which has cruelty wantony
injured