The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-10-24


b marry you.-Town Topics.
When II comes to opening up a new
country" remarked the Observer OF
Events and Things. "there is nothing
can beat . yolcano."-Yonkers States
man.
Jack Lover expecting an outburst Of
grief)-And what would you say IL I
should take your sister from your Lit.
tie Helen tquistly and poIitely)-Thank
you. air.
Aadge-Miss Autumn's name was
printed In the paper. but her age
wasn't mentioned. Marj0ris-of course
not. That girls age Ia unit for publ.
estion.--L1fe
Faith. Mrs. 0'Hara. how dye till
thin twins apartT Jaw. It's aisy-I
sticks my finger In Dinnis' mouth. an
II be bites ! know it's Moike." -Har-
ward LAmpoon.
keFibbler-Wouid you call yourself
q poet or simply a versineri Rcrawl
We'll. when the editor lights his pipe
with my stun lbs case OF verse a1rS
The Bookman.
Gossip proof: Mrs. crawford-HhVe
they much money! Mrs. crabshaw--
Why. they're so rich that. II they pre-
ferned. they could afford 10 stay In
town all sunlmeE.-Smart Set.
Tommy Mamma. what made people
10 old New York wear those great big
runs around their neeksl Mamma
That Is how our nrst families learned
10 bold up their heads. my son.-Judge.
Further Information; 'Now." Kaid
the teacher. "ean you tell me anything
about HlnwathaY' Yes" replied little
Henry: 'ii's the tune that made Long
fellow famouA"-chicaEo Reeord-Her-
aid.
The Friend--And 20 you don't trust
your lawyeTl The Farmer--No. sir.
lie and the lawyer on the other side
are too awfuliy polite. Don't call each
other no names al alL"-KanSas ClIg
Independent
oraeular Reinsurance; she-I trust
JACK. cur marriage viii not be Againt
your fathers VII. Jack-rm sure. !
hope not: IL would be mighty hard
Tor Us II be should change ii-Town
and Country.
The professional man he needed:
Mlke-Are ye much hurted. Patg DO
- want q dociborl Pat-A docthor,
~ f0ie. AfiheT be,n' r7lnped over be
q throlley carr Phai OF want IL \
lawycr.-Judxe.
A Lack Of Coincidence: Downer-I
am glad Il IL good form not to wear 4
watch with dress suit Upper--whyl
Dowber- Because l never have had
my watch aud my dress suit At the
same time.--Pick.Me-Cp.
PhotoEraphsr-nont assume such
nerce expression. Look pleasant
Murphy--Noi on your life. My wife ID
going TO send one % these pictures "a
her mother. and II look pleasant
sheu come down ON a visit "-Phlla'
de,phia Record.
ia this Mr.. Lancaster Yea"
III you have half = minute 10 spare
Ira like 60 show you" "Nor
needn't. III subscribe for q. all right
You're the nrst book ageu, that eve'
came here that didut call me Lank'
xt'r."-chieaeo Tribune.
"of course" said the boasting colo
mel, there arc some who might doub
, ny valor al Gettysburg because ! dis
no, los, an arm or lcg." oh. don
is, that worry YOU" spoke up lit,l'
. Richard. Il heard papa say you los
your bcsd."-Philadelphla Record.
civic jealousy; Visitor--You haven
got half a. nice a cemetery here as W
J have In Eiinville. Prominent eii!ze'
los Hawvilie,-No. I've always hear
tina, the cemetery Is the only rart o
) your town that hollis out any induce
; men,s for permanent rcsidents.-Ch
cage Tribune
+ ~Just throw me half a dozen Of you
biggest trout" said the man with ih
o costly anglers outfit. Throw th,.a'
p exclaimed the astonished hsh deale
: That's what I said" replied the part
y Of the arst part. then III so home an
x tell my wife caught them. | may !
9 a poor fisherman. but I'm no liar. =
Chicago Daily News.
~ How savagely that cow looks
me" said the typewriter boarder fro'
= tho city. Il reckon as heow II be 9
account Nv that air red waist yew''
cot on. miss" answered the old farm
or pear mcg' exclaimed the Ike
towing maid. "of course 1t Isn't qui
D nm 20 date. but Id no idea a COUNT
, COW would notice it."-Chicago Dai
n News.
A. alial child: A certain nohlema
"a vol known 10 society. while one d.
=" .,rolllng round his stables. came acre
'er NJ. coaehmans little 10y ON so'
II. risviur with his toys. After 'alkh
~ 40 The youngster a short time he sal
v ~well. my little man, do you knC
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