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Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

Rinks-Were you ever in an automobile
accident Jinks-Well. i should say! n,
wife accepted me in an automobile.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

Some fellows marry poor girls to settle
tie UP.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

Charlie-So your mother sees harm in
kissing? Dolly-Yes, but mamma has
| gone
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

TELEGRAPH OPERATORS IN DEMAND
Telcgraphy thoroughly taught in the CENTRAL
BUSINESS coLLE0k. Denver. Write for Journal.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

It IL generally the least careful man
Cho is most full of cares.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

When Miss Good married Mr. Toogood
she became his better half. but Mr. Good
enough offlciated best man at the
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

The secret of the popularity of Baxters
"Bullhead" 6-cent cigar Ii revealed In one
Word-"Quality."
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

~hs miidest tobacco that Rrows 10 used
in the makeup of Bakers Bullhend 3
cent cigar. Try one and see.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
For children teethng, s0ftens the gums, reduces -
naumsron. suays pain. cures wind coic. &c boeao
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

Try me Just once and am sure
To como again. Defiance Starch.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

To Cure . Cold in Ono day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money II it fails to cure 25c.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02
ThIs WIN Interest Mothers.

The devil discovered that the temptae
ton of Job was an Improbable job.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

IT can't tell lie." said the witness.
from the t-uth. when glib lawyer
gets to talking"
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

An optimist Is one who thinks things
are all right. or soon will be. and a pessi-
mist thinks they are all wrong. Both
are mistaken
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

''It beats alr' how good cigar you ean
buy for cents 4 you buy the right brand.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

II may as we'll be admitted that
there are some automobilists who do
not try to run over people.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

A smile OF satisfaction goes with one Of
Baxter'. "Rullhead" scent cieara
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

There is no trouble raising children in
hotei-if you use the elevator.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

There is vast difference between tAa
gnlden rule and the rule Of gold.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

HALLS catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price. 75e.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02

Smoke Baxter. "BuIlhead' seen. cigar
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02
The Bow Of Orange, Ribbon
AROMANCE OF NEW YORK
By AMELIA Z. BARE

Author Of Tsnd oiivis = Il
Company.
Gilpin observer., 1903-07-02
Miss Cannon, Secy Detroit Amateur
Art Association tells young women what to
do to avoid pain and suffering caused by
female troubles.

Mrs PNKHAM:-I
vegetable Compound
female weakness and the troubles women
months had
naru work TO Keep up had shooting palms,
and was red letter day when the dose
Ior at tnat time my restoration began In six
perfectly well well in every felt eaed and happy that
'os Jones ST. Detroit Mich, Secretary Amateur Art Association
is clearly shown in young adys Lydia E.
Negeable
OF omen and when considers that Miss
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
The lnaccuraCy of
Popular judgments


An eminent American physician.
whose practice Is chiefly among wom-
en- and children. said lately;
"A doctor is often in receipt Of queer
letters. but the strangest which come
to me are the frequent applications
from good. plous women living on
farms and country villages for places
In wealthy city families. where they
can rear ami train the poor. neglected
children Of fashionable mothers. There
seems to be q deep-seated conviction
among these good folk that every rich.
fashionable woman is a devotee to
dancing. gambling, champagne, ciga.
rettes and worse vices. To rescue and
train their children, they argue, would
be a missionary Ferk--and profitable.
Il might tell them truly" added the
doctor, ''that ! have practiced alaong
this class of women for thirty years,
and in that time never have known but
one who did not love and give heI
best effort to her children. But they
would not believe me-"
''0f course they would not We an
divide our fellow creatures into
classes. each with its sharp attributes.
and love and hate them comfortably
Nothing Is more disquicting or annoy
ing than TO have these attributes
mixed up. Yet nothing is more certaiL
TO happen.
The one thing we may be sure os
every day Is that not a man whom we
shall meet in It will belong to his
type. The purse-proud plutocrat turns
out to be humble-minded young fell
low anxiously envious of our knowl,
edge Of golf; the comic actor in pr:.
vate life is dull and shy, and reddens
to the tip OF his ears when he speaks
the murderer taken out OF the dock
in quiet hob and mob. proves to be a
likable young chap who reminds you
of your cousin Bob. He has precisely
the same feeling for his Jenny and her
boy at home that you have for your
Mary and the kid. He is worrying
about the price Of potatoes, just as you
are worrying about coal.
You are confused, annoyed. II
would be so much easier to deal witt.
the man. knife in hand. killing anu
needing to be killed. than with this
anxious buyer of potatoes for Jenny
and her baby.
After ALL are not our mistakes in
dealing with other people-at home, o..
the street, In church or the shop-due
TO our obstinacy in meeting them as
members of classes instead of men and
women like ourselves? Public opinion
dubs this party fanatics; that, rogues;
this race, traitors; this fashionable
woman, vicious; that churchgo.ng
woman. saint.
But you will save time and many
bitter mistakes IL you take each by
the hand and judge for yourself.
The nature of the meanest man or
woman is not like a manufactured
music box. set to grind out forever the
same tune-the dead march or jig
at the turning Of screw.
1t is live thing. And there is in it
Tome Wild harmony, provided you
Inow how to find it.-Saturday Even
.ng Post.
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90 NOT INHALE THE SMOKE.
All Tobacco Smokers Should Guard
Against a Perniciou5 HABIT.

All Tobacco Smokers Should Guard
Against a PerniciouI HABIT.
On the labels of some boxes Of
cigarettes at present being sold to the
public Is a statement to the effect
that the cigarettes are made of the
ourest tobacco and paper obtainable,
and that, therefore, the smoke from
them may be inhaled safely and with
out irritating the respiratory passages.
We do not hesitate to say that such
statement is highly mischievous and
that the practice of inhaling smoke
into the lungs Is attended with con-
siderable risk to the health Of the
smoker.
1t is to be feared that the cigarette
is responsible largely for the prevail
ence of this Objectionable habit of
inhaling tobacco smoke; the pipe or
cigar smoker is, as rule, not addict
ed to 1t because probably the smoke
Is too strong or too irritating. But
the fact that the smoke Of a cigarette
may be unirritating does not mini
mize the evil effect of drawing the
smoke into the lungs, for by this
method the absorption of the poison
GUS constituents Of tobacco smoke
less poisonous) is very rapid, these
entering quickly into the circulatory
system by way of the pulmonary
capillaries. Even in the mouth and
nasal passages, there is some amount
Of absorption, but this is trifling COM
pared with that which takes place in
the lungs. The practice of inhaling
tobacco smoke is, therefore, strongly
to be discountenanced, and venders
of cigarettes should refrain from print.
ing on the boxes mischieyous state
ments such as that to which we have
alluded.
There is no reason for believing
that smoking tobacco in a rational
way is productive of harm: on the
contrary, it is common experience that
when moderately INDUCED in it serves
to allay restlessness and irritability,
but the sequel to the habit Of lnhala.
tion may indeed, be dire. the heart and
nervous system being chiefly affected.
Yet many cigarette smokers inhale
the smoke into the lungs, as may be
seen from the fact that very little
Of the smoke which they draw from
| the cigarette Is afterWard elected
London Lancet.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
ONE oE NAruRe,s pREpoEa
Great Lava Streams Attending an
Eruntlou OF Mont pelse.

Great Lava Streams Attending an
Eruption OF Mont Pelse.
Since the disaster at Martinique
NEST people. especially those Of seien.
title and venturesome spirit, have taken
new interest In volcanoes. Old era.
tiers, whose tricks are stlll unknown,
aud craters that have just taught men
TO beware OF them, have been studied
with unusual care. Interesting expe-
rlences have been common, Hardly
one OF the recent papers on volcanoes
Is without some tale ot adventure In
which the human side appeals even
more strongly than the scleatiiic,
George Carroll Curtis In a paper en-.
titled Looking Into the Caribbean
Craters," published In the Century
Magazine, narrates an adventure he had
on Mont pelee, lie says;
AS we were passing ON our return
over the rugged, hva.llke mud.aows
three sharp peals Of thunder rang
through the valley, Rolling up over
the mountain top was a great brown,
convolutlng cloud. II assembled IN
dark. rounded masses. stately yet with
great speed, thousands and thousands
OF twisting, wormlng globules, brain.
shaped. canllhower-tepped, dark almess
TO hlackness.
AS Il shot direct from the crater,
this menaclng shape spread out and
charged toward US down the mountain.
side.
Running would realized, be useless.
The eruption and It's nearness held me
In wonder and dread, so that did
not call to my companions below, but
waited until they had lahored half
way up the slope; then shouted down.
"Look at the mountaln!' and scram.
bled TO the highest point on the dat
above. AS | gained II In hard breath
and looked back, black thing Jumped
from behind bend in the canon.
With a heavy, earthly roar, a plung-
Ing wall of blackIsh stutf hurled Itself
with fearful speed against the side OF
the ravlne. bounded to the opposite
slope and tore It down. II lashed and
tore away the earth like paper.
We saw the banks melt away as In
a nightmare. Sand, pebbles aud masses
of rock tlew into the air before the re.
sistless onslaught. aud fell into the
raging fiood and were borne away like
chaff. We could feel the shock OF the
ponderous mass plowlng through the
ground, as when train at high speed
grlnds the rails. Looking down In won
der, awe, perhaps fright, not one OF us
had spoken word.
In twenty minutes the sixty.fool
channel of the main stream was dug
four feet below the mouth Of trib'
utary, which, oozlng In silent, molaSses
like surges, dropped In mud.fall into
the river,
We watched for half nm hour, By
which time the stream had decreased
third, and the erosion Of Its banks was
nearly ended. Already, however, the
catastrophe had dredged the channel
to depth Of ten feet and had carried
Off this vast load Into the sea! And
when in the gathering darkness We
reached the coalesced mouths OF the
two rivers, the Seche and the Blanche,
the hot ash-beds there, lying over the
dead Of the Guerln Sugar Works, were
sending out such heavy volumes OF
steam that our sioop had left her moor
ing and was standing well offshore.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
TEN YEARS WITH GYPslgs.
Romance of an English Lad Who
Lived Among the Romantics.

Romance of an EugIish Lad Who
Lived Among the Romantics.
A child romance. almost incredible In
these days, Is presented In the restora'
tIon to his friends OF the youth Francis
Joseph Holton, of Manor street. Wool.
wlch common, after having been lost
for ten years.
The police found him a few days ago
sleeping on Drury Lane doorstep,
says the London Mail. Taken to the
Bow street police court, he stated that
he had run away from a caravan Of
gypsies, with whom, so far as he could
remember. he had lived all his life. At
any rate, he knew nothing whatever
Of his parents. From the police station
he was taken to the Catholic home In
Westminster bridge road.
The paragraphs in the newspapers
reporting the boys appearance at Bow
street caught the attention OF Mrs
Greed, of Southbrook street, Shep
Mrs. Mead, exclalming: "You have
often said your little brother, aged 8.
was lost ten years ago. Here's a case
of a boy Is who has escaped from
gypsles You ought to follow this up"
The result was that the boy was
identified by small birthmark on his
face and a scar on the top Of his head,
the result Of fall before he left home
Sister and father and friends agreed
that he was the boy who had suddenly
disappeared on March 81, 1892.
When interviewed at his fathers
home In Manor street, Woolwch, the
lad spoke clearly and readily of his
sojourn Of nearly eleven years with the
gypsies. But as to his parents and
his childhood his mind is an utter
blank.
"There were seven Of us in the cara
xan." said the lad. "the husband and
wife, three daughters, a son and my
self. We Travelled up and down the
country, making and selling brushes
here. snarlng hares and rabbits there,
going into Kent for the hop-plcklng
and fruit-gathering seasons, pitching
our van on commons and by the road
side In lonely parts, visiting large
towns like Birmingham and Manches-
ter, and had hard time Of 1t always.
"No, the gypsies fare does not con-
sist, as people seem to think, of rump
steaks and hosts of good things. They
gave me a rough time. My food was
generally bread and cheese and water
all the week, and a share of hare or
rabbit or other flesh food on Sundays.
Their living was but little better than
mine.
"They never spoke any Romany-
nothing but English. 1t was hard
work most of the time, and my share
was poor food and thrashlng when |
did not work hard enough for them.
We all worked at the hop-picking, but
the man took all the money. At last
| saw nothing to keep me with them,
so watched my opportunity and got
quietly away.
Il have often been round this way
with the gypsy caravan. Sometimes
we came quite near my home. used
to come to these very barracks over
here and beg some bread, little think
ing | was close to my fathers home"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
REGISTER OF THE U. S. TREASURY
USES PE.RU.NA FOR SUMMER CATARRH.
Summer Catarrh Afflicts
Men and Women

Hon. Judson W, Lyons, Register
OF the United States treasury, in a
letter from Washington, d. c., says;
81 find Perana 60 be an excellent
remedy for the catarrhal affections
OF spring and summer, aud those
VINO suffer from depression from
the heat OF the summer will find no
remedy the equal OF peruua. "-.-
Judson w. Lyons.
No man is better known in the q.
naneial world than Judson W. Ly.
ons, formerly OF Augusta, Ga. His
name on every piece of money of re-
cent date makes his signature one of
the most familiar ones in the United
States.
Two Interesting Letters From Thankful
Women.
Miss Camilla Charter, 5 West
Lexington St., Baltimore, Nd,
writes:
Late supper gradually affected
my digestion and made me miser.
able dyspeptic, suffering intensely
at times. | took several kinds OF
melicine which were prescril ell by
different physicians but still cont
ned 10 suffer. But the trial OF {
bottle of Peruna convinced me thai
would rid me Of this trouble, SO G
tinued taking ID for several weeks q
was in excellent health, having gaii
ten pounds. Miss Camilla Charti
SUMMER cATARRH.
Mrs. Rate Bohn, lll9 willough
Ave-, Brooklyn, N. Y, writes:
"When wrote you l was troub
with frequent headachs, dizzy, strar
feeling in the head, sleeplessness, sil
ing feelings, fsintness and numbne
Sometimes had heartburn. My f
would rise to my throat after ev,
meal, and my bowels were very irrel
lar.
II wrote you for advice, and / n
take pleasure in informing you that
improvement is very great indeed.
did not expect to improve
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04

There Ia more Catarrn IN tnIs section Of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years WAS supposed 10 DO
tncurahle, For great many years doctors pro-
nounced IL local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, aud by constantly falling TO cure
with local treatment, pronounced IL incurable.
Science has proven catArrh 10 be . constitu-
.lonal treatment. Hall'a CAtATFh Cure, man.
uisctured by y. J. Cheney n Co. Toledo. Ohio,
ts the only constitutional cure on the market.
II Is taken internally In doses from 10 drops 20
. teaspooniul. II acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case 10 fails 70
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad.
dress, r.. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold BY Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04

To avoid buying Holsters which have
been cooked and laid on ice until all
their frmness and sweetness have been
sacrificed, lay the creature on its back
and straighten out the tail. If when
the tail is released it sprins back iuto
its normal curled position, it may be
considered fresh. But if it stays back
and seems limp and flabby it is unfit
for use.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04

The statement is made that In Mas.
saChusatts last year four times Gs many
passengers we're carried by electric cars
as ON the steam roads, says tho Iron
Age. OF course that was due chiefly to
the dense city traffic, but still the city
street car systems were pretty complete
seven years ago. The trolley passenger
business, however, has doubled since
that time, while the steam passenger
business has actually declined.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
One Of the STAYING Sort.

Subbubs-We'vs got a new girl at
our house.
Backlots-Hah! It's easy enough to
get new girl, but can you keep herr
Subbubs-The doctor thinks 90. He
declares she weighs nine pounds at
least.-Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Following a PrescrIptIon.

Larry--How did Murphy break his
arm2
Denny-Following the doctors pre-
scription.
Larry--Phwat7
Denny-Yis; II blew out av tn win
dow, and Murphy wint aither IL.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
AS Others See Us.

~ wonder if my face will change,
too, when l am your age2" asked the
sweet girl graduate in a tone redolent
with insinuatiOn.
Undoubtedly, dear" replied the
elderly female, "and you ought to be
thankful for the loss OF generous por-
tion OF your cheek"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04

uVt. JOuSON W. LfVNS.
quickly after suffering for five years.
l am feeling very good and strong. l
thsnk you so much for PeIuna.
shall recommend ii to all suffering with
the effects of catarrh, and consider it
a household blessing. shall never be
without Preuna.n
For those phases of catarrh peculiar
TO summer Peruna will be found effeca.
cious.
Peruna cures catarrh in all phases
and stages.
II you do not derive prompt ana sat
isiactory results from the use Of Peruna
write at once to DIR, Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
A Fortune In a Clock.

A man in Vienna possesseud as an
heirloom an old clock made early In the
sixteenth century. lie thought II VAS
worth about $40. One day q stranger
came and offered him s400 for 1t. The
owner suspected that II II was worth
that II might be worth more, so he In
vestigated the matter, lie soon received l
an offer Of 1900 for Il, and finally
sold it TO the Kensington museum,
London, for $50, 900.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Kicked Out.

"Angelica's father? He is an old pi-
rate?' exclaimed George, bitterly.
"Are you justified in saying thatY'
asked his mother, gently.
"Of course l am. | had evidence
only last night that he is free-boot-
er."-Somerville Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Rubber is Easily Killed.

There is no reliable method of pre-
serving rubber except by keeping it in
damp place and away from the air.
Exposure to the air and dry atmos-
pheTe will kill the best of rubber in
time. Oil of any kind is its deadly
enemy.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04

Always shake in Aliens Foot. Ease. powder.
II cures chllhlRlns, damp, sweating, aching,
swollen feet Cures Corna and nuntona. AZ
all druggists aud shoe stores, 80, non't accept
ANY substitute sample mailed FREL. Address
Allen y. olmsteAd, Leroy, nv
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Placing Them.

The Busy Man-Pleasant and Bore
SON are coming TO viist me next week.
What shall do with themf / have 50
little time.
The Observation-Disclosures Peasants at
O club and Boreson to q club.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Worlds Finest Dry Dock.

The San Francisco dock company has
Just completed at Hunters Point one OF
the finest drydocks in the world. II is
large enough for two battleships at one
time and can be pumped dry in two
hours,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
rIapnle Conference.

"Say, Harker," began Van Albert,
"my wife insists that | attend the sew.
ing circle with her tonight. What is
the best thing to wear?
"Wesr ear muffs," advised the ex-
perienced friend.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Have a Purnnae.

The man without a purpose is like n
ship without a rudder-a waif, q noth-
ing a norman. Have purpose in life,
and, having IL, throw such strength OF
mind and muscle into your work as
God has given you.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Experimenting.

Mrs. Dear orn-Which do you think
is the luckiest month to be married in?
Mrs. Wabash-I don't know. I've
tried April, May, June and July, but
l think I'll try some other month next
time.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Anxious Inquiry.

Miss Gotrox-I wouldn't eive much
for proposal that wasn't straight
from the heart.
Mr.. Poorman-How much would you
be willing to give for one that VAST
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Artificial.

He What lovely flowers! Do you
know they remind me of you.
She-Why, they are artificial.
He-Yes; know; but it requires
close examination to detect it.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Why lie Laughed.

Mother-Johnny, / am ashamed of
you! What did you mean by laugh.
ing and giggling at your dear uucle's
funeral?
Johnny - Gee! was so glad it
wasn't mine. e.-Princeton Tiger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
FREQUENT Occurrence.

ga woman has been arrested for
disfguring her children"
"Why, thousands do that and are
never molested."
"Disfgure their children?"
"Yes; cut their hair"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04

ga man dat's got fast hoss," said
Uncle Eph'm, "don't keer how off'n he
got 70 git shoes fur i'm. Hits diff'runt
II he's got boy"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Their Roasts.

First Boy-My fathers going to have
hoTseleSs carriage.
Second Ditto HUH That's moth.
ingl We've had a coalless furnace at
our house all winter. 49, Boston Tran.
script.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Natural Sequence.

"Yes," concluded the medical racon.
teur, ''she became insane through ex-
cessive dancing"
zone might say she was hopping
mad. supposed" gurgled the cheerful
idiot.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
Valuable House.

Tiggs-Suggs go 50, 900 for his house.
Wiggs-So? didn't know he
owned any real estate.
"Oh, he didn't. This was in a poker
game when he held full house against
the other fellows three of kind.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
without Credit.

"Ah, mel" sighed the village editor
ss he grasped his tIusty scissors and
began to edit the funny column, "would
that l might get my groceries as I do
my Jokes"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-04
She Helped.

"Did she help you to propose?"
"Well, rather! She asked how many
boxes OF candy would pay for an en-
gsgement ring"