The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-07-27

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Naturally there win be great
slamor on the part Of the admlrlng
public to know where Opie Read,
George Ade, James j. Montague.
Ar Blxby. Burt Lesion Taylor, S. f.
Kiser and myself are going to spend
.he summer months. Goethe says,
On every mountain height ia rest.
This high altitude lauy Is All right
'or some OF the literau, but others
are insisting there shall be mo
saloon ia the valley" They want it
on the mountain top. where they can
buy cracked ice at a nominal figure
Last summer Burt Taylor the
Line-o-Type' man. went to Grand
Marias to cure a bad attack Of IN
r." nervous prostration). He is now
busily engaged IN saving enough
bands to insure a second summer at
his popular resort. 1t Is understood
he viii not have the same Indian
guide this season. Chief splatter-
water, who ecanoed" him about last
summer is no more At AIDES sug-
gestion ne mounted the famous water
wagon, fell of and broke his nect
Ade viii further combat N. P' by
keeping flowers on SpatteEwaters
grave during the open season.
"Al" Bixby viii soon repair to his
summer residence at Medicine Hat
lt VIII be remembered that Medicine
Hat Is where the billiards originate
IN summer Il Is as cool as the proven
bal swine on CONCEALED water "Bix"
has had a new bathrobe built and
will "cut some ice" With bis pencil
during The t0rrd months.
Mr. Kiser is preparing 20 set sail Ia
bis alternating currents" lie goes
on one current and returns on the
other The objective point Is Utopia
Opie Read viii sOsn leave Chicago
for "Jucklins' ROost.' where he viii
be the biggest cock of the walk One
Of the chief delights at the "Roost"
Is the mineral spring. along the riYu-
lct Of which mint juieps grow pro-
fusely. Mr.. Read win Ne companion.
ed during his trip By "a gentleman
from Kentucky" and the governors
of North Carolina and South Carolina
You WIN recall What they said to each
other
George Ado win continue to tour
The states IN his automobile, The
Ifttle Welcoming Cough" returning
now and then % see that 20 time -
lost ID hls fable factory. It Is under
stood there is the prospect of strike
IN the factory during the hot summer
months. The fables Insist they are
being overWorked. but Mr.. Ade.
knowing the rapacious appetite Of the
gWhooplng Cough" insists he can
AFFORD no increase IN wages Il ia
suggested that a board oi arbitration.
consisting Of Charles Eugene Banks,
~Cutch" and Gerald Sullivan be ap-
pointed TO settle the dimculty
James Montague. on our recommen-
dathn. will visit Waxelbaumyille,
Minnesota. Tthe place where the big
ash grow" lie will take a cottage for
the summer. observe all the rules and
ride on the railroad velocipede To
Lakevillo for supplies II said sup
plies drop out OF his pistol pocket, bit
the railroad track and spin, he viii
also biz the track and return with
more supplies. We have furnished
him with a map Of the swimmin' hole
and have loaned him our treatise on
How 10 be Lively and Catch Frogs.
That ne vii thoroughly enjoy his
vacation there can be no uoubt. Board
reasonable.
AS for rs. we had intended going
ssroad 10 our Cupola at Sketches lac-
cent on the second "e'). italy. Owing
10 a Misunderstanding caused BY our
corporate manager butting in, We
have altered our plans slightly, and
win remain in the city with our wife.
Who has been on her vacation
and who is lonely when we are FAR
awav. we have found much comfort
iu these words by John S Dwight;
..Rest ls not quitting the busy career;
Rtat - tlq ntting q SELF % It's
Friends who seek Us. therefore.
during the oozy summer days. VIII
hnd rs busily engaged in fitting our
self 10 our sphere First door to the
right, ground floor Ask The Office
boyl
.srf ,verv man would nut as much
Ginger into his work as a pig does
into motion when he scratches his
hack AGAINST a board fence, there
would be fewer failures in this world. .
Uncle by.
Mrs Amanda Caskie Thomas. Who
ever she Is, OF New York, considers
$1,000 4 year for the gowns OF a so
cietv woman a low figure. And still
we wonder at the increase Of baehe-
lorsl
According 20 the newspapers, a
Philadelphia woman, stopping In Chi
caeo. lost her diamond stomacher at
a ihcdtcr. IS 10 anytnA6 IKE HF1i
pad7
II Is not labor that makes city
man round-shouldered; It is settling
the question Of ITO tip or not to tip
that waiter.
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THE EDITOR
WHOM wives agree. and hurnands might.
1rherr seems but little news 70 write,
And set be- tolls az awful pace
There's atili The rcxirg negro racei
A wife who has been niggardly
dealt with by her husband usually
pays her own funeral expenses In
back wages.