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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
NEW SET OF CHINESE REGULATIONS
PREPARED BY COMMISSIONER SARGENT

Washington. Aug ia new set Of
Chinese regulations, prepared by Com
missioner General of immigration Sar-
gent and approved by Secretary Cor
telyou Of the department of commerce
and labor. jurisdiction of the matter OF
the exclusion of Chinese having been
transferred from the treasury TO the
latter department. were made public
today and are now ready for distribu-
ton. These rules designate what Chi
nese persons are permitted to land at
ports Of the United States under the
provisions of the laws and treaties, to-
gether with the ports at which Chinese.
other than Chinese diplomatic and con-
sular officers. may land and name the
officers who have been vested with the
power and authority heretofore con-
ferred on collectors OF customs giving
their stations ard jurisdiction.
Conditions are named TO which every
Chinese person seeking admission into
the United States under the provisions
Of the act of 1902, for the purpose of
taking part in any fair or exhibition
authorized by congress. shall conform
as a condition precedent to such ad-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
MINERS ARE ORGANIZING.
Eight-hour Day Question Will Come
Up in Colorado.

Up in Colorado.
Denver. Aug ia News special
from Florence Colo, says that u mass
meeting of coal miners was held today
TO organize the men Of that district
and bring them into the United Mine
Workers OF America. The meeting WAS
addressed by l.. Gehr. organizer for
Colorado at large; Duncan Mcdonald.
who represents the United Mine Work
ers in a similar capacity i'm the state
of Illinois, and Charles DemalH, or
ganizer for the Trinidad (COlO.) dis
trict. After the meeting adjourned a
large number of the miners present
signed the roll of membership. 1t was
stated that as soon as the field was
thoroughly organized the miners of the
northern coal fields would help the
southern Colorado men in a stand for
the eight-hour day, adjustment o.
company stores. a better system Of
ventilation in the mines and recognition
of their union when the time is ripe.
IL was announced that John Mitchell.
president of the United Mine Workers
OF America. will come to Colorado ana
inaugurate a movement for the estab-
lishment Of the reforms to be demand
ed by the men. the first one TO be asked
for being the eight-hOur day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
TICKETS:
Assessment IA. 2.

THE MAY DAY MINING & MILLING
company. Principal place of business.
Salt Lake City, Utah. Notice is hereby
given that at a special meeting of the
directors held on the 18th day of July,
1903. an assessment Of z cents per share
was levied upon the capital stock of the
corporation, payable on or before the
10th day of August. 1903. to c. H Weeks.
secretary. at the office of the company,
rooms 40 and 40 D f. Walker block.
Salt Lake City, Utah. Any stock upon
which this assessment may remain un.
paid on the 18th day of August. 1903 will
be delinquent and advertised for SAFE t
public auction. and unless payment is
made before will be sold on Thursday.
sent 3 1908. at O'Clock p. In. to pay
the cost or advertising and sale
c II. WEEKS. Secretary
First publication July l.. 1903.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
On Porter and penew.

At a New England society dinner
General Porter and Mr. Depew were
both present Mr.. Choate's face fairly
beamed with delight as he extended to
them a greeting that brought down the
house. Il am sure he said, you
would not allow me to quit this pleas
ing programme If ] did not felicitate
you upon the presence of two other
gentiemen those twin-raH fellows,
well met at every festive board, with
out whom no banquet is ever COM
plete. I mean. Of course, MIR. Depew
and General Porter. Their splendid eff
forts on 1000 fields like this have fairly
Won their golden spurs. l forgot
whether il is Pythagoras or Emerson
who finally decided that the soul of
mankind is located in the stomach. but
these two gentlemen. certainly by their
achievements on such arenas as this,
have demonstrated at least this rule
Of anatomy, that the pyloric orifce is
the shortest cut to the human brain.
Their well-won title of first dinner or
atOrs is the true survival Of the fittest
for / assure yOu that their triumphant
struggles in all these many years at
scenes like this would long ago have
laid all the rest Of US under the table,
if not under the sod. And so l think in
your names I may bid them We lcome.
thrice welcOme-due fulmina belli-"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
The Reminder.

They tell the story of a senator being
shaved by an aged cOlOred barber at
the Arlington hotel in Washington and
Temarking to him. Uncle. you must
have had among your customers many
of my distinguished predecessors in the
senate-many Of the men now dead
who have occupied the place 1 now
hll."
Yes, sah." said the barber; Use
known most all Of dem. BY the way.
senator, you remind me of Daniel
Webster"
The gratified statesman raised him
self in his chair and placed his hand
upon his forehead. rs it my brow"
No. boss" said the barber; lit is
your breath"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
The Post Mortem.

There is a friend of mine living in
PeekskiIl who had all the ills flesh was
heir to, and he took pills and powders
and powders and pills without result.
So he called in my old family doctor,
DR.. Basett. The doctor looked at his
tongue. lifted up his eyelids and looked
at his eyes and shook his head.
How do you diagnose my case, doc
tOr2" anXiously inquired the patient.
We'll" said the doctor. slowly. y
can't tell exactly what's the matter
with YOU, but the post norton will
show
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17

While in. Peekskill I went to cali on
two old friends, a widow and a maiden
lady.
Said the widow:
We'll, 1 married when I was quite
young. My husband died and 1 had
him cremated. In about two years 1
married again: he died and I had him
crematCI. 1 married n third time and
lived to cremate him.
An answered the maiden lady,
wonderful are the ways Of providence.
Here I've lived all these years and
never have been able to get married 10
one man, and you've had husbands 10
burn"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17

In replying to a toast at public dim
ner Mr.. ChOate said: A reporter asked
me last week for this speech. I told
him I had no copy. How can l make
an er-dinner speech before dinner
Said he: Well we have Mr.. Depew's
in cold type. Mr.. Depew spoke
shortly after THE reporter he said.
called on me and said, as To Choate,
I have them all but also added.
Have you any poetry in yours2 Said
I. No Well said he. 'Choate has
And after reading it I came TO the con-
clusion that he must have written 1t
himself
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
Demand and Supply.

Demand and supply don't always
govern prices. Business tact sometimes
govern them. The other day I stepped
up to n German butcher and out o,
curiosity asked What's the price OF
sausages2"
"Dwenty cents a pOunt," he said.
you asked p cents this morning"
reminded him.
''Ya. dot was ven ] had some. Now
amt got some sells him for 20 cents
Dot makes me a reputation for selling
cheap. and I don't lose holdings"
You sec. I didn't want any saUsages
and the man didn't have any-no de-
mand. no supply-yet the price of sau-
sages went down.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
The Honest Lawyer.

There is an old story Of u lawyer
named Strange and his wife having a
conference as to the things he wished
done after he had departed this life.
4 want n headstOne put over me. ny
dear" said the lawyer, with the sim
pie inscription. Here lies an honest
lawyer.
The wife expressed sUrp-- that he
did not wish his name puc on Jhe head
stone.
1t will not be needed" he RESPONDED.
for those who pass by and reld that
inscription will invariably remark,
That's Strange"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
rrrs. Choate,s Second Husband.

One OF his wittiest sayings was made
over "A private dinner table at which NJ
and Mrs. Choate were guests. Some
one inquired of him who he would like
to be if he could not be himself. He
paused a few seconds, as if thinking
over the list of the worlds celebrities.
and then his eyes rested upon his wife.
IF he answered, I could not be my
self. I should like to be Mrs. Choate's
second husband -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
The Autopranh.

1 went to a hotel in Georgia and said
TO the clerk:
Where shall 1 autograph"
Autograph said the clerk
Yes, sign my name. you know"
oh, right here" l signed my name
in the register. In a little while in
came some Georgia crackers. One of
them advanced to the desk.
VIII you autograph" asked the
clerk. with a smile.
Certainly" said the Georgia cracker.
beamlng. Mines rye. What's yours.
fellOws?"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
KILLED BY OFFICER.
obstreperous Sailor Put to Sleep at
Seattle.

Seattle. Wash. Aug. 16.-COleman
Tierney, a sailor between Seattle and
Alaska on the steamer Spokane. was
killed early this morning by Patrol
man w H. Soaring in the basement
OF the White House saloon. II. o.
Fuhrberg, the proprietor. who tried 10
get the man to leave. was struck a
blow and called the officer. On his
arrival. after repeatedly requesting the
sailor 10 move Tierney began an on
slaught on Soaring. The latter drew
his handouts and dealt Tierney a blow
on the side Of the head. fracturing his
skull. from, which instant death re-
suited. Ts
Tierncy was six feet one and half
inches in height, weighed 2l5 pounds
and was giant in strength. He had
been drlnkin-.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
sTRUCK ~ sTREEr 90

Kansas City, Aug. ia buggy con-
tanning four persons was struck and
wrecked by a street car on the Electric
park line today. Mile Berens was per
haps fatally hurt and the following
were seriously injured Ida Cross,
George Underwood, James Goodwin.
The mOtorman and conductor were arr
rested. but later released.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
After-dinner orato1y.

At a dinner of the st. Nicholas club,
to an anecdote about himself told by
Or. Depew, Mr.. ChOate retOrted; i've
heard Depew hailed as the greatest
after-dinner speaker in America. II
after1dinner speaking is, as l believe
it is defined. the art Of saying nothing
at all then DR.. DepeW is the most mar
VelOus speaker I'm the universe"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
OGDEN NEWS
Office: 24S4 Washington Ave.
Ogden, Monday, Aug. II.
BigeloW Better.

The crisis seems to have passed with
Archie p. Bigelow. whose life was all
but despaired of on Saturday owing
to the severe attack of typhoid pneu-
monia from which ne is suffering His
physicians yesterday reported his con-
ditiOn as showing slow but steady i'm
prOvement, and his ultimate recovery
is predicted with confidence.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
Returning to Stanford.

Paul Avery arrived in Ogden yester-
day from Washington and is spending
a few days with friends before going on
to California to continue work at Leland
stanford, jr., university. The young
man is son of Mrs. a. b. Hayes. and
reports the Hayes family in Washing
ton as in the best Of health and spirits.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
Seals For de Mightv.

a pompous young man hustled into
his office. This Mr.. Chodte2'
YES" responded the distinguished
lawyer. with his blandest smile.
We'll, I'm Mr.. WilberfOrce of VIII
berfOrce x Jones"
Take chair. sir" said Choate. Win
a wave of his hand.
My father was a cousin of Bishop
Wherefore, and p
Take two chairs" said Mr.. Choate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
FAVOR PANAMA CANAL.
Numerous Petitions Sent to Govern
ment of Columbia.

N uAAAEA0hS 4 ENAAAOAAo 0CAAL " NsOhCAAA-
ment Of Columbia.
Panama. Aug. 16.-The following tele-
gram in favor of the Panama canal
was sent this morning.
The Vice President Of the Republic,
Bogota:
Numerous municipalities request
congress to approve the Hay Herreran
treaty, which signifies the salvation of
the iSthmus. I am sending by mail the
original petitions. Inform the house Of
representatives. the senate and public.
(Signed)
~DEMELRIO Bird,
President OF the Municipality o.
Panama"
Nearly all the municipalities of the
isthmus have already answered favor
ably the request of the municipal coun-
ell here to send a petition to congress
in favor Of the ratification Of the canal
treaty.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
TOLD BY CHoATE.
Female Beauty.

Now" said Mir. Choate, glancing up
admiringly at the ladies' gallery at
Delmonico's, a-bloom with lovely wo-
men, now 1 understand what the
scripture phrase means; Thou madest
mann little lower than the ANGELS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
Who Is the Best Story Teller.
Chauncey Depew or Choate?
Publication of Their Witticisnns to Be Taken
After Dinner Brings About the
Deadly Parallel.
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IT, 5 OF opco the
w the HON.
~ Choae United of
through a OF
es and aerdnne speeches in book by publisher
timeag
To it before the public a
Of
has considerable debate
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
On Els Ambassadorship.

Il doubt if any man-ever found his
oountrymen so glad to get rid of him.
As 10 my recent appointment, I've been
told that 1 resembled the English con-
victs who were sent to Botany Bay, IN
that ! am sent abroad for my coun-
tf-v'S good -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
rhe veteran Of Bur Run.

One day not long ago J met a soldier
who had been wounded in the face. He
was "A Union man. and l asked him in
which battle he had been injured
In the last battle of Bun Run. sir"
he replied.
But how could you get hit in the
face at Bull RUM" / asked
Vel, sir, said the man, half apollo
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
The Total Abstainer.

4 temperance lecturer was caTgh. by
a disciple after ne retired taxing a hot
whisky punch. Said his shocked fol-
lower:
Il thought you were a total alb
stainer?"
so I am" said the lecturer, but not
q bigoted one"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
Delinquent Assessment Notice.

SOUTH SWANSEA MINING COM
pany- Location Of principal place OF
business, Salt bake City Utah. Notice.
There are delinquent upon the follow
sessment levied on the 6th day OF July
1913, the several amounts set opposite
the names of the respective shareholders
as follows.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
THEIR ABLFsT ENEMY

London Aug. 16-According TO q Toxic
dispatch totthe Daily Mail the Japanese
consider Vice Admiral Alexieff the new
viceroy OF the Amur territory and the
Ewang Tung province, their abest and
most bitter enemy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
On Lord Aberdeen.

A characteristic remark of Mr..
Choate was made about Lord Aberdeen
at a dinner in New York where the
then governor of Canada was the
principal guest, appearing in kits. in
honor of his Scotch entertainers. Aber-
deem had made a neat speech, and the
applause had hardly subsidized when
Choate was introduced. and proceeded
TO say some complimentary things of
the last speaker and to declare that If
he had known that he was to be per
mitted TO sit next to his distinguished
Scotch friend, the governor general Of
Canada. this Gordon of the Gordons.' %
he, too, would have come without his
trousers. 1t was audacious, but the
Killed guest was soonest to catch its
humOr and led the laughter it produced.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
On Mr.. Depew.

A little girl, being sent to spend the
afternoon with friends. was told to be
seen and not heard When the child
came back she said she had been very
gOOd-had said nothing, but listened to
everything. And now. dear mamma. -
asked this little chit. what is n
Chauncey Depew that everybody was
talking about?"
THAT little girls mother" Mr..
Choate concluded. looked at her dar-
ling, and then said: oh. my dear lit
tie one, you are not old enough TO I'M
derstand those things yet
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17

Auu IN accordance with law ana an order
of the board of directors made on the 5th
day Of July, 1903 so many shares Of each
parcel of such stock as may be necessary
VIII DC sold at the office of sai0 company,
No. SV1 Auerbach block. Salt Lake CITY,
titan, at O'Clock p. m. on Tuesday. the
18th day of August. 1893 to pay delinquent
assessment thereon together with the
costs of advertising and expense. of sale.
W. II. FARNSWORTH. Secretary
No. S01 Auerbach Block, Salt Lake City,
Utah
Aug. 10. 1903.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
The Widow.

getically, after 1 had run a mile o.
two 1 got careless and looked back"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
SOzODONT
TOOTH POWDER
For 80 years the Dentifrice Of
Quality. Absolutely Non-Acid
Nc Waste No Grit ar
New Patent Top Can GOS
Sixty Years Experience OF an Old
NurSe

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup IS the
prescription OF one of tae hest female
physicians and nurses in the United
States. and has been used for sixty years
with never-failtng success by millions O.
mothers for their children. During tbs
process OF teething is value is incalcula,
bic Al relieves the child from pain. cures
oiarrhoea, gripping in the bowels and wind
cole. BY giving health to the child II
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-17
omce u Main street CUpstairsl

Representing the Following Wei known
CoYnDanieS:
Commercial Union Assurance
Co. OF London ................s3S.o 900 600 90
London Assurance Corpora ton 20,o00.0c0 60
don -. -. -. -. :. 100000 90
Manchester Insurance Co. OF
England ...... 49,. ......... 10000 900 %
American philadelphia 1900. $500 600 %
New YORK Underwriters ....... 12.25e. 600 90
Standard Accident ms. Co... 100000 Ol
Losses paid through this Agency
exceed 100000.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-04-10

aHa au F.1aaz vai.
81. tsaaalsl laaa eael eac s.
81 Fac
IaE putAsueH -fcnf yesterday 81
Ia.tlaE eser fhs katoacrF aal fas.s~
d Land 3 haa5 o. taAe eharas
o. ua- a. me nale . re-laeut 81
q aatra~ bui fH -.aaa wears h.u
heel m urtlsera Caia-sda ana
"a Wmana
d. b. hr.fhcr ai Gari1u I.aud
auae same and hzh caunas zslaucr
d. has prlsafe ha-i.ery Is Mell
e1uv Iiz vcrY eridel1 thai Pca
BIDS mi Wsalar8 decided thee
vaula have o. ga a bag way b. hud
q rcPuhilcan eamIeieut te takc cine
llaeo ~ Mr. Cralks Th.a Be- a
oaur-e gratifying o. Mr. Crslks but
thiak Of Che sadness and glasm
Vhleh plrsades the aspiring breasts
ai taa-e laesl republieaus who sup
flsei and vhasc friends supposed
thu they were amply qualified fr
fhe ro-ifim The NEu--CuaurlsS
bollesas BE- roTrosruf- the mitoi
iemeraev af the county WHOM b. ez-
touds fbe band of sympathy ta tle-s
g.n.lamea aHj al tbe smr tama vs.
Ure O. cordial greeting 90 Mr. land
a- a uew re-ileai 80 Gmui-aa. and
trust ciasr acquaintance will
strengthen the pad impression he
has made.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-04-10
DISGRACED THEMSEI YES.
Denver NaW


The e.gbi-h8u bill has failed al
passage through the absolute refusal
oi the majority II the house Co agree
t7 am effective law Ia the early davs
Of the session the senate passed the
Moore bill which declared that eight
hours shall be- DAYS work iu all
Kinds of underground mines. in smel
tcrs. chloriuatiun and cyanide mills
and blast furnaces. II provided a
heavy penalty and stipulated thai
each days violation Of the law be con-
sldered a separate ulIense.
The house sent the Moore bin t1 a
committee from which it was never
reported and passed instead the Sic
phen bill which extended the opera-
tion of the act to stamp mills and
teaching works, but which was So
worded as 10 be Of doubtful legality
and which had a penalty clause
which was worthless. 1t provided
only a nominal fine as penalty, and
the operation IF great mine employ
ing 500 men for a whole year might
be considered as only a single ofTcnse
The senate eliminated the whole Of
this worthless bill and substituted
the ianguage.of the original Moore
blllsending il back to the house in
that form. The house refused to
concur and the bill was left sus-
pended in air when the gavel fell at
close Of the session.
The eight-hour constitutional am
endment was endorsed by the repub-
hcan state platform as emphaticallv
aa II was endorsed by the democratic
platform and received the largest
MAJORITY ever given to a cuustitu-
uonai amendment by the people of
this state.
The republican majority in the
house, which has killed the bill is
guilty Of the basest treachery. Not
only were all the members pledged
by their party platform, but many Of
them gave the most solemn personal
pledges 10 voters during the CAIN
paigu. They were bound bv every
obligation to work and vote for the
measure, but, instead, chose to knife
it at the order of the corporation
lobby, which has been spilling wine
and scattering money. No language
Is too strong 10 stigmatize appropri-
ately their betrayal of the people and
their abIect surrender Of their own
honor.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-04-10
Daaser o. Cold ans Crir.

le Ereaiosi dagger irm cllds aa /.
n b thoir rz-usinz in pneumonia.
d. reasonable care b. used however
Chamberlain s Caugh Remedy
seu. al danger viH b. avoided
Jmang the tens af thausauds uhl
uscd this rcmedy flr the-s dis-
..sf- we have sci % learn al single
having resulted iH pneumonia
Hea -d1u- eaurlusIur. Isl fhaf . b. "a
tain preventive ~ that dangerous
a-e Do viii eure a c.li ar an al
~ tae crlr n less tlne tban any
asr treatment Do Is pheasant and
-.t ta take Fn sale by am drug
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-04-10
Hatchery Successful.

Says the report of c. W. Harris.
state game and fish commissioner.
speaking Of the Gunuison hatchery.
The production If frv al this
hatchery has been attended with
marked success. Comparatively few
stock hsh are kept at the hatchery.
nearly all the ova being Obtained
from fish seined in the Gunnison and
TomIchi rivers. The services Of H.
). Crooks and W. II. Crane. who
have been in charge of this hatchery
have been entirely satisfactory to me
and to citizens throughout that ser
tlon. The product of frv at the
hatchery amounted To $4,000 dur
ing the past two wears.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-04-10
W Gsvs aay Lad,

laualla eii.slIee q. earn afsu a.llIG.
easily Narkma ar - m
r hizurl tn.r tae urk i- ne
bard any lsaHian so eirl rlah o. ilstle
ae Vin O. psu b. aeal
.an-civcs 81 atl- afss1rtau1f o.
.-a usuaes ~ud a. = caat.
F ~ Maney orI.r ana
e vin Is aaec send yn she ollth
I'D iail directions EEep.lt by u-
hare iH sh.o : s. fhaf vsa
lu rmiIa,HnHc al anoe AadrUss
ae.iautua g. taN Eaxbury.