Arizona republican., 1903-11-08
Little James

I Concerning the Effect of Recen, Events in Central America upon the Price Of Panama Hats)
 My Pav- sez it looks now as if we was goin' to git Interoshanic canal : without astin' tn Boggytaw Congress. i Tn Land where we was agoin' to dig 1 t an was suddently stopped has been moved furder north n it ust to be an now it's clear out Of tn Corprasbun ! Limits of Boggytaw. Which My Paw ! Sez meens at they's been a Seseshm down therc an lat they's new Re publican Government which got too ! Progressif fer tn old Nossback Dem ocrats at Bogsytaw.
 | EvTy body in tn Noo Republic Of | Panama is well pleased at havin a ] Free an Independent Government oi their own but they is some dissatis- faction in this country. Senator Mor gan sez < T he tn Deth Blow of tn ! NickeroEsy Ca~aI or which he has soe his Ize. is it's allowed to go on. He sez :t atnt no Argument to say at 1 tn Panama Root is better an Cheaper | and can hc tilt more quicker. The Niczecoggy RoCt was his first Luv an he won't give it up in his Do;agc
 Some Of tn Democrats Of this conn i try's been a ciGmmerin' fer a Inter oshanic Canal Ter more n ten yeers an sed at they di6n't care cam where 1t was bilt. acrost Panama. Nicke-oggy, or Canady jist sos they'd git 6 Wotterway. They sed we ort to haf 1t if WIG hal to lick all Central Amerryky and Yurru9 to sit it.
 Now they's afeared at tn United Staits is agoin' to git into Truble with Boggotty f t backs u9 tn NoO Re public. They sez: Hole on. They's things in this world ats of more I'm portance n Iuteroshanic Canals. Tn Constitution or tn United States is agoin' to git Jared agin an it can't stand many more sich lars as it got in Porter Ricky an tn Philippians. Les save tn Constitution an let ont Fosterities bud tn Interoshanic Canals. If things goes on tn way they been goin' they won't be any COnsti,utioE fer 'em to waste their time over"
 They Sez at they b'leeve, fl they could only git tn evidence into court. at Jawny Hay an President Roosyfelt is what's called AXesSar5es before tn Pack in this here Seseshun of Panama They Sez. w ny. they been a layin awake nichts sos to be reddy tc Reckonize tn Noo Sister Republic an they cuddent hardly be Restraned iii they heerd at tn SeseshUn had been pulled of SucceSSfe. When th' nOoS at they mad been a lookin' fer come, President EooSeyfelt took a Telegraft out of a Dror. at he had Rote a week before an Sez to Mister Hay sez he. T thot them Issmians wouldn't never git a Move on 'em. They'S too Delibrit iu their Movemence. I'm most afeard at they won't be good citizens of tn United Staits. This here Noo RepUb- lie ort to a been borned more n Month ago"
 He brushed tn dust of-n tn Tele- graft ReCkonnizin' tn Republic Of Panama an handed E to a NessenSe- Boy an Sez, You're tn Barev of glad TiGinEs. Don't let aQy VeSetashuu Spring m under your Feet on your way to tn TeleEraft office. This here telegraft must git to Panama before anuther RevolushUn Brakes out aSin
 "Th Messenger Boy sez at he aint usJ to this here Strenyus Life. He asts What do 1 git out of itc' Mister Rooseyfelt Replize, If we can git this Telegraft off in time Panama Hats IT be Cheaper next seeson an they'll be within tn Beech of tn Messenger Boys an everybody else"
 Tn Democrats sez at they's a Hid den Meenin in them words an what Mister Rooseyfelt ment was at they wouldn't be no Tacks on Panama Hats or anything else at comes from tn IssmUs.
 LITTLE JAMES.