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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28
\ Wife's Economics

liusDand-.\rc You aware. my dear,
that 1t takes thrcc-fourths of my salary
to meet your drcSSmakcr's bills?
Wifc-Goodncss gracious What do
you do with tho rest of your money p
San Francisco Wasp.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28
Pride.

Won Porkcr-Arcn't yIu satisfied with
That antenuptial settlement?
Lord Graftcr-No, sir. | don't want
to lose my self respect after marrying
by having 10 run TO your daughter for
every thouSapd.-Life.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28
Too PreyiOus.

The Anxious Mothcr-Are you sure
my son has appendicitis?
The Eminent Spccialist-We can tell
you better, madam, after the operation.
Life
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28
He Was.

"say, paw, was you ever the cynosure
Of all eyes?"
"Yes: the other day when I went
running 1sAS She middle of the street
after my hat I'll bet there wasn't
man, woman or child I'm town who
wasn't there looking at me."-Chicago
Record Herald
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28
Would Not he Noticed.

Applicant Yes, madam, wish to Sc
cure board, but must inform you that
am a vegetarian, madam.
Mrs. Sllmdlet--Oh, that will be all
right. You will not be expected to eat
the meat. None Of the others ever do.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28
The Difference,

what Is the difference between a
woman's whist club and mans poker
club?"
why, In one you get home to din
ner and In the other to breakfast
Detroit Free Press.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28
Th& Pnnnlar Tn

What is your idea of a popular
tune?"
"A popular tune" said the man who
takes music seriously, sis one that
gets to be universally disliked. ."-Ex-
change.
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Which z

quietly, you know, Is the silent
partner"
"At the office or at homer'-Cincin-
natl Commercial Tribune.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28
I'fnis.

The Tcacher-What were Noah Web
ster's last words?
The Scholar-I don't remember Just
what they were, but know they all
begin with the Z.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28

TO got nice polish on eyeglasses
moiStcn with alcohol and polish as usu-
al with chamois. BY this means all
grease is removed.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28

Life Is calculation; the happy man
Is lie whose calculation Is correct
ClOpDy
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28
The Inst Dance.

He-May ask you for dance?
She-Ccrtainly, the last one on the
list.
He-But I'll not be here then. 4,
Shc-Ncithcr will I. 49,
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28

Spend not all you have, believe not
all you hear and tell not all you know.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-08-28
10 Cure a Cold In Ono n,,

lake Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
AL druggists refund the money if it fails
20 cure. f. w. Groves signature on
'"N' @oc. ely
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1903-05-30

Times Democrat subscription tax
en- at Millard's News Depot.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1903-05-30
Mulcting the Railroads.

Th thing of sung a railroad
company, says the Hamilton Herald
for ever accident that occurs on the
road; whether such accident Is the
fault of the company or not, 10 an
abuse that should not be tolerated
by the courts and justlce-lovlng pee
pie of Texas. Many of ttsse suits
are filed, not with the hope of ever
getting damages IN the courts, but
in the hope that compromise Will
be agreed TO 10y the railroad. 1t il
not right to allow the railroads to
be mulcted in such manner. beside
1t comes out of the people in the
long run, as they must pay the
freight.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1903-05-30

This eaone the credit exstance of that law may justly
given to the Progressive League of Ne" Iberia
CONCLUSION
Most of the undertakings of the League have been OF character
that it was impossible report finished task IN the space Vi oe
short wear The be tireless and continuous
The necessity organizations OF this character seher
d evidenced repeated efforts of this town 70 Or
anze and maintain body and by the general movement
ghoutt the state in this direction
needfu little confidence or the III e
own ability to accomplish and desires and display or more
interest and enthusiasm born of that confidence
Respectfully submitted
Z. F. WILLARD, Secty.
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Low Rates on Morgan's La & Texas
Railroad and Steamship Go.
Morgan's Louisiana & Texas Rail-
road and Steam ship Company
will sell tickets from New
Iberia, La to.

Iberia, La to.
New Iberia to Franklin aud re
turn June I, 1903. with return linn
it June I, 1908, at a rate of 60
cents on account Of opening st.
Mary Pork, Running and Trotting
Races, Bicycle Race, Shootin G
Tournment. Excursion train from
Lake Charles passes New Iberia
11.31 a. m. returning leave Frank
lin Z T. nj.
Chicago, ILL.,, and return, June
18th, 1908, with return limit Sept
10th 1908, at a rate of $50 95 on
account of Summer School. Cou
pom tickets on sale to all points
beyond our line at New Iberia
ticket office
For additional particulars, ap-
ply to local agent, or to B. G.
Ellis. Division Passenger Agent.
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For The Summer School.

The following subscriptions
have been handed to the Secretary
of the Progressive League, in res
ponse the resolution introduced by
DR.. &c. Emmer at the special
meeting. held on April 18th.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1903-05-30

Mr.. Thos. Monk shipped four
homing pigeons to Schriever on
last Sunday which were released
at that point One of the birds.
especially, made very good re.
cord in returning to its loft.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1903-05-30

Brownell and Drew's lumber
plant at Morgan City, was dis
troyed by fire on Friday night of
last week. No Insurance. Loss
100000.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1903-05-30
STEEL BOATS.

Aluminium Canoes.
All kinds of boa, Equipments.
Prices range from $50 upward.
Better than wood. Will not
leak or rust. Will no. sink
Before buying see
JOS. Il. BoUTTE, Agt.
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Elite, Vogue, Bon Ton, Toilets,
New Idea, Delineator and De.
signers for June on sale at Mil
lard's News Stand.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1903-05-30
A Farmer Strengthened Out.

"A man living on farm near here
came in a short time ago completely
doubled up with rheumatisp. l han
ded him a bottle of CA&mberlain's
Pain Balm and told him use it free
ly and if not satisfied a er using it he
need not pay emit fo9 it," says c. P
Rayder, Of Patt3s wills, n. !. "A
few days later be walked into the
store as straight al string and han
ded me dollar saying, give me
another bottle OF Chamberla1n's Pain
Balm. | want 1t in the house all the
time for 1t cured me-. For sale by
Estorge Drug Co. May
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1903-05-30
Railroad Schedules.

Going East: Going West:
No. .6:l2 am. No. 3. IS IS I'm
= & 1921 p,m, 4" ). .12:l4 I'm
8 3.44a.m. " 7.....1:5S a. IN
" 10. .2;02 pm. 9.....4:2S pm
Eunice Branch Tvs. l2:3I p. NJ
St. Martinsville " 2:Oo p. m.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
Paine's Celery
Compound
Will Ban.sh Your Neuralgia
Read the Strong Testimony OF
An Eminent Kentucky
Physician.

Neuralgia, rheumatism, and general
rundown condition result directly from
an impoverished and famished nervous
system.
Paine's Celery Compound quickly cor
reefs this faulty condition. Being true
nerve food and nourisher. it builds Up the
nervous system and fully sustains it.
While Paines Celery Compound is work
ing at the root Of disease tthe nerve
centers), bracing and building mp tie
weakened and irritated parts ard purify
ing the blood. neuralgia, rheumatism,
and poisons are expelled forever from the
system. Dr. Phelps wonderful prescrip-
ton is carrying health aud happiness
into thousands Of homes; it is what you
need for your present troubles; it
makes sick people well and strong. Or.
Dudley Conner of SimpsonviIle, Ken
lucky. says
II have carefully examined the formula
OF Paine's Celery Compound and have
no hesitancy in pronouncing it COM
POUND Of great therapeutic value. 1t has
q wide range in its adaptation to the
treatment of diseases, as it possesses
tonic and alternative. laxative and diuretic
properties, and can he used any length
of time without danger of toxic effects.
Ii is a safe ana judicious combination.
well adapted to the treatment Of neuralgia
and rheumatism in all their varied forms.
and all diseases dependent upon de-
preston of the nervous system and
torpor of the bowels. L regard it as
good blood purifier
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
MINISTER WAS ROBBED
Pickp0ekcts Took His Money as He
Was Getting on Train.

Chickasha. l. T.. Feb. REV J. T.
Black, of Ardmore, superintendent of the
missions OF the Indian territory. was
robbed by two men while attempting to
board the 6:25 train in company with
Mrs. Black, at 6:25 this morning.
Speaking to a reporter this morning
Rev. Black said: My wife and myself
was ascending the steps on the rear end
of the morning train when two men came
rushing out Of the car door and one of
the men rushed down the steps to the
left of Tae and the other crowded in be-
tween my wife and myself separating us
and roughly pushing her aside, saying as
he did 50. Il want 10 get down from
here" OF course j was indignant over
his hands and attempted to protect her
as much as possible and directed all of
my attention. 10 the man who was -iostling
her. forgetting fer the time. the other
man. who IN the meantime was going
through my pockets. Finally we disen-
gagged ourselves and went to the car"
Mr.. Black did not suspect that he WAS
robbed until the conductor called for his
fare. whereupon he discovered that he
had been robbed and knew at once how
and when.
The robbers secured $25 in money and
Mr.. aud Mrs. Blacks railroad permits
which were valued at SO.
Rev. Black is a very prominent minister
his work being along missionary lines.
So many diseases depend on impure
blood Hoods Sarsaparilla is the most
widely useful medicine
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05

been a bona-flde resident at the time OF
he institution OF such suit. or In whieh
the principal orTiee or place of business OF
said company may be located, upon the
application of the defendant therein. the
venue of sueh action may be changed IN
he discretion of the court and the cause
shall be transferred to the county IN
which the principal office or place OF husl-
ness Of said company may be located.
or in which the plaintiff may have resided
at the time OF the institution Of such
suit. If the railroad OF such company
shall run into such county. as the court
nay direct.
Sec T. That section So Of chapter q.
An act concerning private corporations.
Of the General Statutes of 1865, bo ani
The same is hereby repealed.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05

islature. the demand OF Arkansas City
upon Winfield for a division " the time
Of the district court. occupied the local
judiciary committee for hours tonight.
The result was the recommendation OF
the committee that the bin introduced
and championed zealousiy by Pollock Of
Arkansas City be pr.ned and placed on
the calendar under general orders. This
places the next night squareiy before the
house.
Both towns had representatives present
and thrust and parry followed quick and
spiritedly. Judge Buckman of Winfield
made ringing argument against the
bill and was backed up J. r Jarvis and
Senator King.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05

Gives point 10 the fact that excessive or
irregular eating disturbs the digestion.
Nightmare or night hag has it's dav time
correspondence in the undue fullness
after eating. with the belclIiEgs and sour
OF bitter rising 50 often experienced after
too hasty or TOO hearty eating.
Dr. Pierce Golden Medical Discovery
cures dyspepsia and other diseases OF the
stomach and It's allied organs of diges-
ton and nutrition When these diseases
are cured, the whole body shares III the
increased strength derived from food
properly digeSted and perfectly assirnil-
ated.
Your Golden Medical Discovery and Dr.
Ssge's Catarrh Remedy have bccn Of great
beaeft 20 me writes Prof Plsasau; A Oliver.
above mentioned remedies my sleep was not
soaui digestion had Continued feeling 81
misery nov feel like 8 man. Any one
In need OF htclcli tTcS..:'SIt for 1iSssl ca;7rrh
L Z =. Pierce / know his medicines a-c al
right IL shis class Of diseases
Sometimes a dealer tempted BY the
little more profit paid On tie sale Of less
rsritorio-s medicines viii offer the Gus
toriiez A substitute as being riust as
good - as the Discovery Il is better
for him because i, pays better, bs:t it IS
not as good fox yog, If you want the
medicine that has cured others, ana
which YOU believe will euIe you.
DR. Pierce's Pieasau. Pellets cleanse
the clocge6 system from accumulated
impurities
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
IA VENERABLE PASTOR
CURED BY PE-RU-NA.

smell and taste. as well as digestive dis
turbances-
Peruna correcss all this by its specific
operation on all the mucous membranes
OF the body
Ore bottle will convince anyone. Once
used and Peruna becomes a lifelong
standby with old and young
Mr.. Samuel Saunders of Blythedale.
Mo. writes: My disease was catarrh
of the urethra and bladder. 1 got a bot
tie OF Pe-ru-na and began taking II. and
in a few DAYS l was relieved and could
sleep and rest all night i think that
Pe-ru-na is a valuable remedy. bad
tried other very highly recommended
medicines, but they did me TO good My
physician told me that could not expect
10 Re cured OF my trouble. as / was
getting to be an old man (57 years.. L
feel Very thankful for what Pe-ru-na has
done for me"
In a later letter Mr. Saunders says:
Il am still OF the same mind with re-
gard TO your Pe-ru-na medicine.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
81 RELY UPON
PE-RU-NA FOR
ALL CATARRHAL
DISEASES,

changeabie climate OF the United States.
During my long life have known a
great many remedies for coughs, colds
catarrh and diarrhoea. / had always
supposed these affections to be different
diseases For the last ten or fifteen
years I have been reading DR.. Hartman's
books and have learned from them one
thing in particular: That these affections
are the same and that they are properly
called catarrh-
LAS for Dr. Hartmans remedy. Peruna.
/ have found 1t to be the best. If not the
only reliable remedy for these affections.
Il has been my standby for many
years and ! attribute my good health
and my extreme old age to this rem
edy.
1T exactly meets all my requirements
I have come TO rely upon it almost en-
tirely for the many little things for which
| need medicine. believe il TO be espe-
cially valuable to old people, although
have no doubt it is just as good for the
young"-Isaac Brock.
A New Man at 70.
Major Frank O'Mahoney, West Side.
Hannibal, No, writes:
Il am professionally a newspaper cor
respondent, now 70 years old. / have
watched the growing power OF the Peruna
plant from its incipiency In the little
log cabin, through its gradations of sue
cess UP to it's present establishment in
Columbus. Ohio, and l conclude that
merit brings it's full reward.
up TO few years ago | felt no need
to test its medicinal potency, but lately
when my system needed It, your Peruna
relieved me of many catarrhal troubles.
Some two years ago / weighed 30 pounds.
but fell away down to isS pounds. and
besides loss OF flesh I was subject 70
stomach troubles. indigestion, loss of ap-
petite. insomnia. night sweats. and a for
boding of getting my entire system out
Of order. During some months l gave
Peruna a fair trial. and it rejuvenated
my whole system. / feel thankful there
fore for although 79 years old feel like
a young man'-Major Frank OMahoney.
In old age the mucous membranes be
come thickened and partly lose their
function.
This leads to partial loss OF hearing.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
RECOMMEND STAVElY BILL.
Which Provides Where Suit May Be
Brought Against Roads.

Toueka. Kan. Feb A-The house in the
committee of the whole has recommend
ed Stavelys railroad case bill Under
the present procedure railroau can be
sued Ia any county th-cugh which tie
railroad runs. Stavely's bill provides that
. railroad can BE- sued oniy in she county
where the railroad has It's principal Of
fees, or in the county where ne accident
occurred. The bfll as recommended for
pa ssage reads:
Sect.on !. Section 50 OF chapter So. iaws
Z $50. being an act entitled. 'Asn act 70
stablish n code Ct civ4 procedure. IS
hereby amended SO as To read as follows
Sec. =. An action against railroad
company. or an owner cf line .: mai
Stages or other coaches. Tor any inyurS
to persons or property upon the read or
line. or s,uo,l liability as carrier. may
l.e brought In sny county through OF into
which said road or Inc passss- and in
which the plsiatic shall have bern
boua-rac resident prior 10 and at the
;srre af bringing such sctisu. or rtch an
action nav ne brought In the county IT
which IS located the principal ohice o.
rlscc OF bus.rSss q sl.ch railroad CON
rany: CT actions for dzH.ages on account
Of injury 10 person o. properly nay hc
brought in the county N "nleh re n
jury occurred
sec. . Section = OF sasd chapter - q
the laws OF ISss Is hereSs a-1encec 80 as
70 Rad a. follows. Sec = EEeTy
other action must be brought IN The cours-
~ II which the aefe-dzEf % Eo-ae one
Z thc defesGz7ts re1;te o- may he SUI
.icasi b.. 70 scr'cr shall D. trough
~aiust any railroad company dong hss.
-rsS IN tkss state except n ths c0rzt7
here its ErircirsI Srsce - place II e'1s
rcss nay = o.ac.s1. - "a = coEnff 10
.r sars2Et Ehsca its E-si- sd ziay rIn
--d tn vhsch the pisirstG sh4A- p-lor
I'd Fl ths tine - th~ frsti.-fioza AZ srcF
rc.fcu. hare nsea = bon a-sles rrEs1sr
rc-esn. u-ov.-eG. that 7ctisns for c@fr
-es or Eccoult az ia5EE1 = p<r-3a
rsrerrv NAY - b-ozxf. IN ths cSGz'
2 zh{ch the fugurT occErr~c
So = Where acv action snAH >
rs,dins wn.ch may have beeo brvuxh
against any railroad company dosnS ees
,aess IN this stste IL ant ctEsr ccu1f
than that ir which the D.aistlS shA-i hass
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
GRADERS ARE WORKING.
Katy Has Large Force at Work Near
Violet

Shawnee, O. T.. Feb. A large force
Of graders and their outfits are at work
in the neighborhood OF Violet. in the
south part of this county. near the Can
adam river. throwing dirt for the en-
bankment which will bear the rails and
trains OF the Katy when completed.
The number OF teams is estimated at
l59. with an accompanying nlmber OF
men, aud other outfits are arriving daily.
1t is the Intention Of the company hold
ing the grading contract 40 put as many
outfits along the route rs possible and
have ii thrown up very quickly. Outfits
will go to work near Shawnee I'm Il short
time if the proposition to enter this city
is accented.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
ANEW
Continued from First Page.

shall be entitled to a fee of ten cents for
such service: and such lien shall be en-
forced and the grain sold in the manner
now provided by law in case OF chattei
property under chattel mortgages.
Sec Amy person selling or in any
manner disposing of or secreting any of
the grain covered by said lien. without
the written consent of the holder of said
lien, shall be guilty OF a misdemeanor.
and on conviction thereof. shall be pun
ished by a fine of not less than fifty dol
lars nor more than Ave hundred dollars or
by Imprisonment in the county jail not 10
exceed thirty days. or both such fine and
Imprisonment.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
INDIAN DEPOSITS MONEY.
Old Buck Gets Money From Orient
and Puts IL in Bank.

Alva. o. 7. Feb. 4.-The Pioneer says
e. y. Slocum. the Orient townsite agent.
has just returned from Arapahoe. Cam
tonment and Bridgeport. where he and
Major Stouch of darlington have been
paying the Indians for the right Of way
through that section. the amount paid
them being $500. Air. Sioc-m saws they
found them y Try reasonable and bus.
ness like in the transaction. They pai1
one squaw a hundred years old som,
thing over I hundred dollars. and sh,
requested her son TO leave $50 on depos
which Major Stouc7f thought very re-
markable. lie has for years been direct
~ associated with them and this is n
first deposit he ever knew an ladian &c
leave with bank Both Mossrs. Slocun
and Stcuch were surprised at the marked
Improvement 81 the Indians in the pas
few years
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
Pe.ru.na is a Catarrhal Tonic Espee ally
Adapted to the Declining Powers Of
Old Age.
The Oldest Man in America Attributes
His Long Life and Coed Health
to Pe-ru-na.

Mr. Isaac Brock. of McLennan county.
Texas. has attained the great ase OF ia
years He is an ardent friend OF Peruna
and speaks OF it in the following terms.
Mr.. Brock says:
After a man has lived in the world as
long as ] have he ought TO have found
out a great many things by experience.
1 think have done so.
"One OF the things l have found out
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
RHEUMATISM
Tortures, CrippIes and Deforms.

rheumatism does not treat all alike
Some suffer torture from the very Begin
Mig. the attack being so sudden, sharp
and disastrous that they are made help
less cripples in few days. while others
feel only occasional tvltcheS OF pain IN
The knees, ankles, elbows and wrists, or
The muscles OF the legs, arms, back or
neck but this treacherous disease IS only
travelling by slower Stages. The acid
poiso;is are all the while accunulating In
HE blood. and muscles and joints are
filing with co-roding, acrid matter, and
when the disease t;gttens its grip and
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
HOUSE TURNED IT DOWN.
Bill Compelling Immediate Burial OF
Animals Was Defeated.

Topeka. Kan. Feb. The house killed
the bill making it compulsory for owners
to bury dead animals within twenty-iour
hours The men with big ranches said II
would work a hardship on them.
The house, after voting down the Inter
national Harvester company iHvestiga
ton. because il carried an appropriation
of 81 .eoa. voted it up later by reconsid-
Grafton The house was assured the COM
mittee would report Immediately.
The house killed the bin providing
heavy penalties for the cutting OF railroad
property
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-05
GAIN" MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE USES
SAPOL 10

On the side % Arkansas CITY. W. 4.
Cunningham and J. Mack Love and Rep
ressntative Pollock made strong ah-
dresses Past cowiey county history w.s
brought into the DISCUSSION and the com
mit;es was worked into high state n
concern. 'rhc deliberations which fol-
lowed were secret ard resulted IA the
committee unicsding the Issue on the
house.
Barcciona. spain. FEB. 4-it Nss an
nounced today that 4 general strike wouiA
be declared here February The work.
men OF the manufacturing towns of Man
ress. saiten ard other places have Co
ctded 20 Joint IA the strike