The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-09-10

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Mr. Billy Hart and Mr. Archie William-
SOM OF Tie Olympia Club. Of Alanclle
have returned. :, M li754T"T 1lS 80 3
At tho clubs headquarters at Moore s:
i3urk9 s. they referred to tho trip incl-
THAT ride TO Pinner's Point from Porte
mouth was a sight = said Billy.
~ was several sights" said Archie.
Apd then tho two laughed at memories
Of T., happy scenes g. and the rest 3f the
gn Us, y, and Alderman Hooker.
lila. ha hhail'-Archhiie.
f5S '1Iw, haW. yOu,a you!"-tOth.
Y The rest OF he crowd got uneasy, ana 4
to allay everything, Archie started in to
tell the story. M &5
AS Shakespeare says-thc shortest way
around Is the shortest way ACROSS and
that's how, It happened Mt Iinncr's Point.
We took n car at Portsmouth, after pay
Ing Ave cents round trip from Norfolk. Y
.iler 81 "a 537 b 4s $
,,'.tro said he'd put, us OF before We got
there II we didn't look out 80 S s r.
Then / looked out" said Billy, "and
the wind blew OF my'hat"
We stopped the chr and made tho con-
duc,or walk back about two blocks and
get hs hat " said Archie. "a
1T hen we started on again." said Billy,
land as we looked In the distance we
saw billy goat. ll D s59s
No. 1t was two billy goa IS. = said Ar +
# Lone 7 say" said Billy.
Zone sad Billy @3
yhGs Is tsl III. the story q? asked Mr.
Me" said Billy and Archie inS one
'Veil. get together e, Or 4 q. ven Y, have
mack to quel an impending riot"
Then Billy and Archie went over In the B
corner and whispered together for =
second.
When they returned to the crowd. Ar
''SVo saw two thousand goats on the
track"
What was it?'' asked Archie.
Zone goat" 88 55a
ii said it was one goat Just now, and
know is was 1t one goat or two goats?"
5s5'''Wcll, anyway resumed Billy. when
VIC got In sight Of Ocean View, We asked
the molorman what time was IT; ana ny, ne
the show stnrtcd and he b, said $50; and We
said It couldn't start TIL we got there. as
We were the headliners. and he'd have
.'H FH, x can I ever put vol there at $3.50
whcn3its now $40? FIJI.
s'Run faster said BILLY. .
nd the rIiotOr1nan rim faster, ana Ln6
lights OF Pinner,s Point looked like streaks
f Of lightning. !,
when we got to- Ocean View. saln
Archie two had gained twenty minutes
md it wasn't quite $50 /" 5.
,You see. It was this way said Billy,
"a sick lad had sent US for some medl-
cine in n hurry. and when we. butt up
against that bunch OF goats at Pinner"
Point we forgot all about the medicine
that we Ind in a ticker In our poc;ket,
until after the show, and we gained time
Because the car was going east, and when
the Garth revoves on Its axis; gong sou
by SOU, you can always gain time ny
;;But as there were no trees to CLIMB
said Archie "we ran up an alleE"hS.
Then they pulled Mr.. Wells FROM ln NJ
tho cable. and gathered uEs Mt. iiosa,sr
md Nr.@Ferguson from beneath the ~la' :
dow. and the circus band played on;
we are glad 10 take this oppor,t UNIV Q.
IN forminr our neig hbors. and others VINO
residn within a radius OF half a. mile Of
orr house. that we do not have TO knoek
the chair over any more. or cii1np tf'rou is y
the window. a. 10 takon
for a BURGLAR by breaking in our OWE S;
front window and when We DIDN'T pr re r.
thrnurh Tho window. Swe aWoke inc 'oiN
! n ~ Ones by knocking the cnhlr
o "a, = thai va nit against the door %
prt Nrr.S Camille Pllout has come % , cur
,e <. ~, md has put QUE night ia tcn koy
in GOOD condition and now We lnea ' n,r
recflv ia fe for we can carry htuul I.o V
avn tch key and give one 70 tne PIN - ~.
rived Girl and one TO the plgsesl y ZIG
-, cd f0neE. .