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Evening star., 1903-10-08

Decorated Parlor Lamp and Globe. reduced
from S8 80 to $3.50; 1. reduced from $3.50 to
81. .95. ...
i Decorated Lamp and Globe, imperfect Re
duo ed from 1925 to $2.OO.
/ io-inch Dark Ruby Lamp Globe slightly dam
aged Reduced from 100 to 81. 90.
i IO-inch Pink and Gold Lamp Globe. Reduced
from $3.50 to $500
1I,-inch Incandeseent Lamp Shades in as
sorted designs Reduced from 81 80 to 75c. each.
: i Japonese Paper Lamp Shade, slightly damaged.
Reouced from $500 to 1928
i Bric a. Brac Shelf. with gilt trimming. Re-
duced from 2.J0 to 800 -
Fifth door. G st.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

Mr.. Langley's assistant declares that he
cannot say anything for newspaper publ
cation because he is going to write a gov
ernment report His disappontments as an
aerCiiaut should not prevent him from
realizing his ambitions as an author
Evening star., 1903-10-08
Friday Bargain i'm
COwyrighted Books.

We offer a special lot of nearly
1000 volumes of Copyrighted
Books, embracing biography,
poetry, descriptive works, but most
ly fiction; all in cloth binding at the
Special price, 25c. copy.
Published at 75c., $I.oo and tip.
Main floor Tenth st.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
Friday Bargain i'm
Decorated Toilet Sets.

A lot of Decorated o-piece Toilet
Sets, in good, serviceable shape,
and three attractive colorings. These
are subject to slight imperfections
in manufacture, but not materially
damaged.
We offer them at the special bar
gain price of
$I.75 per set.
Fifth floor.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
A Disbursement.

why don't you try to make some amends
for your past life?''
II do try" answered Meandering Mike
But it's kind o. hard. When 1 tell people
dat I'm tryin' to be honest an industrious
dey hunts up de worst job on de ranch an
offers it to me. But if owns up at de start
to bein' a tramp. dey hands out de victuals
widout a murmur.'
Evening star., 1903-10-08

When Mr.. Schwab Is accused of getting
$50. 100000 for a plant worth only $4,000, 600.
it looks as if there were something wrong
about the theory that the capitalists are
hanging together in gigantic conspiracy.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

Railways are earning $1.OO0,0OO week
more this year than last But as this con-
dition means corresponding activity in
nearly all branches of business the public
will not begrudge it.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
Woodward & LothrOp,
New York-wAsHINGToN-Paris
N Special Remnant DaVs

ornmen and o ndnele ehomm
o
has tonecm
in the h egoi
81
odd cneofak
Evening star., 1903-10-08

kipling's poetry is being adversely crit
icised. but Alfred Austin is not jumping
into print to show how much better ne
can do.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
Friday Bargain I'm
EiderdOWn

Dressing SaCQues.
Women's Crepe Eiderdown Dress
ing Sacques, with fitted back, full
front, turnover collar; collar,
sleeves and edge of sacque finished
with crocheted scallop; ribbon at
neck. All the desirable colors.
75c. each.
Regular price, $I.oo.
Third floor. Eleventh st.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

1t was to be expected that men with the
nerve to put through the schemes that ma
terialized in the Post Office Department
would have nerve enough to fight the in
dictments.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

Professor Langley has afforded science
some valuable suggestions on what not to
do in building an airship.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
It Is Futile.
From the Birmingham Ledger.

From The BlFmlh8ham IRUgtf-
Mr.. Hearst may some day become pres!-
dent OF the United States, but he will never
do It by arraying class against GLASS; labor
against capital and poverty against riches.
Somehow the American people do not Hike
that kind OF an effort, even though they
agree with much that man may say.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

"Some men," said Uncle Eben, uses up
all der punctuality at meal times and ain t
got none lef foh plain ordinary work"
Evening star., 1903-10-08
Variety.

First we get an autumn blast
And then an April shower.
Never mind the weather;
1t will change within the hour.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

Elder Dowie. having made money in Chi
cago and it's neighborhood. wants to live
in New York. 1t is the old story of social
ambition
Evening star., 1903-10-08

Mr.. Joe Chamberlain is one Of the fe'
statesmen who would rather make speeche
than hold Office ~e~-+
Evening star., 1903-10-08

The summer resort season is and
New Jersey will once more have to depend
largely on the trust organizers to maintain
its financial activity.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

Colorado expects to develop radium
mine. Local pride is quick to assume that
there is nothing in the mineral line that
the state cannot produce.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
SHOOTING STARS.
Thankful.

II dunno what my boy Josh would have
done without his college education" said
Farmer CorntOssel.
Indeed!
"Yes. While he was home he got on the
same side of fence with bull, and mother
an me was powerful thankful that he was
a champion runner an jumper
Evening star., 1903-10-08

The sale of intoxicants and posons is reg
ulated to some extent. but any crank can
buy a revolver.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

If Mr.. Baer and Mr. John Mitchell can
be kept apart the prospects will be first
rate for good old-fashioned Thanksgiv-
Evening star., 1903-10-08

The post office at Oyster Bay is now en-.
joying a sure enough vacation.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
Friday Bargain I'm
WOmem's Kid Gloves.

Women's 3-clasp Real French
Kid Gloves, in the correct shades OF
tan, brown and gray. These gloves
are Our own direct Importation, hav-
ing just been received through the
Georgetown custom house, and are
strictly high-class goods. We offer
a lot of IS dozen pairs at the very
special price Of
$I.Io a pair.
Value, ST.. so.
Center counter main floor. st.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
Glove Department.

pairs Women's 2-clasp Black PiQue Gloves:
sizes 5A, and 8A. Reduced from LIS to 81. Is
pair.
pairs Childrcns 1-clasp Dogskin Gloves; szes
and B. Reduced from 81. 90 to soc. pair.
Main floor.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
Friday Bargains In
Upholstery Department.

25 Small Tapestry Table Covers. Is yard square
very rich designs.
z5c. each. Were $Ioo.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

so Odd Portieres. in pretty tapestries and rich
oriental effects make splendid couch covers.
SAYS each. Were $500 to 5000.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

- Swiss Muslin Bed Sets. finished with color
borders; very neat and serviceable.
$3.50 each. Were $3.75.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

20 Opaque Cloth Window Shades complete with
fixtures, ready to hang.
1oc. each. Were 25c. and 371ac.
Second floor. G st.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
25C. to SI.OO eacn.
Were soc. to $I.5o.

200 Tapestry Squares. suitable for chair seats
and backs also for cushion tops, etc.
Evening star., 1903-10-08

Less Than Regular Prices.
Linen Department, second floor Eleventh st.
Evening star., 1903-10-08
Department.

Fourth floor, Tenth st.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
CHANGE.
Quit Coffee and Got Well.

A woman's coffee experience is inter
estine For two weeks at time have
taken no food but skim milk, for solid
food would ferment and cause such q
pressure of gas and such distress that
i could hardly breathe at times, also ex-
cruciating pain and heart palpitation and
all the time l was so nervous and rest
less.
From childhood up had been a cof-
fee and tea drinker and for the past 20
years have been trying different physt-
clans, but could get only temporary re-
lief. Then l read an article telling how
some one had been cured by leaving Of
coffee and drinking Postum and it seem
ed SO pleasant just to read about good
health | decided to try Postum in place
of coffee. 3
1 made the change from coffee to
/ Postum and such change there is in me
That l don't feel like the same person.
We all found Postum delicious and like
1t better than coffee. My health now 10
wonderfully good.
"As soon as made the shift from cof-
fee to Postum got better and now all Of
my troubles are gone. l am Aeshy, my
food assimilates, the pressure in the
chest and palpitation are all gone, my
bowels are regular, have no more stom-
sch trouble and my headaches are gone.
Remember did not use medicines e. al
just left OF coffee and drank Postum
steadily" Name given by Postum Co
Battle Greek. Mich.
Send to the Co. for particulars by mail
Of extension Of time on the ST, 10000
cooks contest for 7s5 money prizes.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

IL a man has no reputation to lose
he can aft I'd to ignore public opin.
Ion. 1.rr|,
With the exception of love making,
there are many new ways Of doing
cid things
1t takes an experienced under
takrT to lock- solemn and conceal his
satisfaction at n funeral.
II SENS queer but nevertheless
It's fact t"at illness is often the
result Of drinking well water:
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

Some men work assiduously, some
acidulously.
When a blooded dog baIks all the
ours are sure to join in.
Some men are 50 selfish that they
kick at their own joys. 81. Al.
1t takes strong man to profit
by the mistakes Of an enemy.
Men show spirit of unreasonable
ness over kindly word of advice.
Mirth will warm the heart at
eighty
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

The fecundity Of the domestic fly
is remarkable. Each female househy
lays about one hundred and twenty
eggs and each egg is Matched and
produces perfect fertile fly In less
than three weeks. Ii calculation
from these facts Is made 1t will be
found that it is quite possible that a
single female fly may be the progeni-
tor of twenty-five million descend
ants in the course of one summer.
1t Is better to have memory for
favors than a memory for faces.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reacn the
diseased portion OF the ear. There Is oEiy one
way to cure Deafness, and that is by constltIl-
llonal remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition OF tho mucous lining Of the
Eustachan Tube. When this tube gets Unnamed
YOU have q fumhling sound or imperfect hear
Ing, and when II Is entirely closed Deafness Is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to It's normal
condition, hearing win be destroyed foreyer
nine cases out az ten are caused by Caiatrh
which Is nothing but an inflsmed condition Of
the mucous surfaces.
We win give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness (Caused by catarrh) that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh cure. Send for cir
cularS. free.
FL CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists ,7jc.
Hairs Family Pills are the best
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Whot WAS II Z?

Frarpont, Miss, Aug. 3.-One Of
the strangest cases ever reported oc
CURED h,re recently. The son of Mr.
G. l.. Butler was very i'll. The doctor
said he had Some disease of the spinal
cord and treated him for two months
but he grew worse all the time, and
finally the doctor told Mr. Butler that
he did not know what was the trouble
The boy would wake up in the night
and say that he was dying. He would
be nervous and trembling and want to
run out of the house. saying he saw
ugly things which frightened him.
His father was very much discourage
ed till one day he saw a new remedy
called Dodd's Kidney Pills advertised
and he at once bought some and began
to give them to his boy.
He used altogether eight boxes be
fore he was entirely cured. He has
not been troubled since. Mr.. Butler
says:
81 feel 1t my duty to tell what
Dodds Kidney Pills have done for my
boy. All this remedy needs is a fail
chance and it will speak for ITSELF"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
An Apt description

"Why do they call the camel the
ship Of the desertT" ....
Never could understand it myself
until rode on one Of EN-" said the
young man who had just been abroad
Never was so seasick in my life
Washington Star.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Rubbing 1t In.

Bridget-Miss Gladys is not at home
sor.
Mr.. Kallow-Really? Pshaw! That
too bad.
Bridget-Yis, sor; but she said 1
that's box of candy ye're carryin
she hoped ye'd Fave it.-Philadelphli
Ledger.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

A photographer In Berlin has won
the title Of darling" from the
middle aged lad es of that CITY,.
When taking pictures of lady OF,
advanced age, he places thin sheets
Of celluloid between the negative and
the printing paper, thus producing
a very softenIne effect, which hides
the ravapes Of time. ., 1sBrot
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
A DistNrted View.

Times amt what they used to be-"
said Farmer Corntossel. in the days
gone by it used to be disgrace to be
arrested"
Isn't it now?"
Il dunno. Pears to me like it's the
only way to get your name in the pa
per along with the millionaires that
own fast horses and big automobiles"
Washington Star.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

France is "boss OF the bakery" In
the production Of large leaves Of
bread. Some Of the French loaves
are six feet long. e4-
ne mcers viii rebuffs because OF a
failure bow down TO presumption.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

When women talk nf the proposals
of marriage they have had they are
as unreliable as men who talk OF
fishing and hunting.
A lover who has been discarded by
his lady for another sued the faith
less one for the money expended
to her during the cuurtship, where
upon she turned and married him.
A train of thought is apt to jump
the track.
The dude owes his fine feathers to
the tailots' goose.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Professional Snrintera.

Comedian-What is MacHam, the
tragedian, doing now?
Sweet Singer-Why, he's a hotel
runner.
Comedian-You don't mean to say
he waits around the stations to catch
strangers?
Sweet Singer-Oh, no. He just runs
from the hotels when his bill comes
around.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot Ease
A powder to shake into your shoes. Il
rests the feet. Cures Corns. BLnions,
Swollen, Sore, Hot, Gallons, Aching,
Sweating feet and Ingrowing Nails.
shoes easy. Sold by sill druggists and
shoe stores, 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
1t stopped the Argument.

WILMINGTON must remember, my
dear, that my taste Is better thar
yours.
His Dear Wife-Undoubted wher
we come to consider that you married
me and | married you.
And William said no more.-Comit
Cuts.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
A Little Behlnd Tim,

SAY" demanded the ugly individ
ual, suddenly appearing from darI
alley, what time is it?"
You're just about two minute.
late" replied the Chlcagoan. "Tha'
other gentleman you see running away
has my watch. "-Phlladelp Press.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

Even when she didn't take him
1t always is great pleasure to a
woman to remember how noble man
was in his grief after he proposed. %
A gins idea OF going swimming
is that she must be CAREFUL to dress
little, but appropriat ely, 10 case
she might have to 90 into the water.
New York News.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Woman,a Way.

Yesterday afternoon between BIC
and 3:15," said the bright boy, "my
mother killed my father"
what! Why, your father went t,
New York yesterday morning"
Yes, and at $40 ma got telegram
from him. She killed him in half {,
dozen different ways before 3:15, wheI
she summoned up enough nerve ts
read the age."-Phlldelph Press
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
LIGHTNING in Georgia.

Yes, suh," said the colored farmer,
"lightnin' hit two err my mules at de
same time en- l hain't seen dat light
min. in dis neighborhood FUN dat day
Ter dis."-Atlanta Constitution.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Beainninu of the Season.

First Summer Girl-Isn't that young
man | saw you strolllng on the beach
with this morning rather slow?
Second Summer Girl-The slowest
ever. Why, I've known him since noon
yesterday and he hasn't proposed yet.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

Ranchers in Montana are import
ing cats from Minnesota to kill prairie
dogs. So far the experiment has
been successful. On one ranch two
hundred miles east Of Butte there
are nearly three hundred cats, and
each cat kills an average of two
prairie dogs every day.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
WORLDS EARNINGS

The gross earnings of the civilized
world ale about $1,000, 900, 900 per
annum.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Working "A Fluff.

How did Bluffwood get along in
such swell neighborhood without an
lT;omoblle;"
"Oh, every one thought he owned
o2e He bought horn which he
,ould foot in the stable, and they all
bought the automobile was out Of or
der"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Al the Circus.

"Here, take this rifer cried the ex
cited Snowman. THE leopard has es
capped. If you find him shoot him OF
the spot"
(Which s-spot, sirT" gasped tn
green tent boy.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
The Difference.

Molly-You say you shook all owe
when you proposed to her?
Cholly-Yes, | did.
"And how about the girl"
"Oh, she only shook her head."-
London Modern Society.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Asked and Answered.

Little Willie-What is flattery. pa?
Pa-Flattery, my son, is the prais,
we hear bestowed upon other people.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
wo.n,t RrIIt thnt Nax

Edyth--I consulted fortune-teller
to-day, but she was fake.
Mayme-How do you know?
Edyth--How do know? Why, she
told me that would be married soon,
but my husband would not be wealthy
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Safe Plan.

Harry am going to ask old Cross
wood for his daughters hand over tn,
telephone.
Tom-DO you think you'll get TT
Harry-Well I am certain Tat
won't get the old mans hand
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
IT DOESN'T PAY.

Don't get mad. 1t gives the other
fellow the whole advantage. -Phila-
delphia Press.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

Kentucky needs schools, but NOT
to teach the young idea how to
shoot. '.- III
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Neyer-FaiIinr Remedy.

MY husband used to have fits when
he was young man." said Mrs.
Stringer.
"Indeedw exclaimed Mrs. Marks.
"And he doesn't have them any more"
NO" replied Mrs. s. HE buys his
clothes at misfit emporium now"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

People who turn to look at prize
fighter merely exhibit the lingering
trace Of savagery.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
HUMOR OF THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.
Odd, Curious and Laughable Phases
of Human Nature Graphically Por-
trayed by Eminent Word Artists of
Our own Dny-A Budget of Fun.

The great detective was standing at
the telephone noting down the descrip-
ton Of a female kleptomaniac.
"Tapering hands" came over the
wire. .....
"Huhr' exclaimed the z. d. mo
Wonder she is light-fngered!'
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

UNEARTHED IN WYOMING
An elephants jaw has been un.
earted in Ialleck Canyon Wyo.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

Two bottles of Piso's Cure Tor Con
sumption cured me Of terrible cough
Fred Hermann, 200 Box avenue, Buffalo
n. Y, Sept. "a, 1901.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
CAMPHORED OIL.

. Dissolve one ounce Of camphOr gum
In four ounces Of warm sweet OIL
Household Ledger.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
GOOD FOR THE COMPLEXION

One days rest out Of seven is said
to be the secret of beauty and will
help to prolong it into middle age
Chicago Daily News.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

A law for the determination OF
prairie dogs has been passed by the
Texas Legislature. a,a Ws
Slmla, India, is built on the side
Of steep hill and the roof Of one
house is often on level with the
foundation Of one on the next ter
race. uyf" 80 81 $50 ft ~
The rats of Southern italy are
very cunning, and display good taste.
They climb the orange trees eand
suck the blood oranges, neglecting
the others. @ s.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

Mrs. winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for chill
nation, allays pain cures collie. Piice 25c bottle
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

A negro murderer in Mu'tnomah
CO nty, Oregon, believes in union
prices for labor. He therefore OBJ
jects to being hung on the gallows
whi' h he has learned was erected by
to 'sCabs". w tIt.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Cause for Toy.

Mamma-Yes. the clippers have bee,
discovered at Niagara Falls. The,
are going to telegraph home for for
giveness.
Papa-Thank goodness! I though
they were going to telegraph home 70
funds.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Main Difference.

La Montt-What Is the difference be
tween a personally conducted tour
and any other kind?
La Moyne-Oh, about 500 or so.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Went Tn In Smoke.

$50 Edgewood got rid of mosquitoes
with kerosene. I'll just go hons
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

Landlord Ito departing guest)-l
trust 1 may rely upon your recon-
mending my establishment?
GUEST do not happen to have al
this moment a mortal enemy in the
world-Puck.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

OUdTNCItT IS LI1U SUDS UdICG. TGpU
cation the shadow.
The flower of the family isn't
always college bred.
His satanic majesty must have
a lot Of branch offices.
Take few swimming lessons be-
fore burning Jour bridges behind
you.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

do you know, Sue, you're the dear
est little mouse in the worldv'
ooh, don't! I'm so afraid Of mice
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

Many men love justice within
their own doors, while barring thier
neighbors.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
Called Down

"Then you refuse me simply becaus,
am poor?" he bitterly cried.
you fatter yourself" said the gen
tie maiden.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
IMPORTED POTATOES.

Last year America imported only
5000, 900 bushels of potatoes.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

IIHgVHV |ItP!
PA contingent fee, my son, is
lawyers conditional fee. If he brings
Il suit for a client and loses he gets
notnlr/ if he wins the client gets
nothing.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
LIVE LONG co SOr1Tu

TO LIVE LONG, GO SOUTH.
That warm climate favors long
life is shown by recent list of CEN
tenarians. Scotland has as, England
lac, Sweden 10, France 2l3,and Spain
4Ol
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

Put me WISE" said his friend.
Have your feet amputated," replied
the embryo NJ. D., with ghoullsh
chuckle
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06

The Parisans ate $4,000 horses last
year.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-08-06
OhevinU the Lnxx.

Husband Qrritably)-It isn't yeal
since you said you believed our mar
rage was made in heaven and yet YOU
order me around as If wasn't any