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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
Warrant Issoe,f for .Notorn.n.

Assistant Prosecuting Attorney Dalton
yesterday afternoon issued a warrant
charging Mitchell Holland. a motorman
Of fhe Fourth street line. with man
Slaughter III the third degree. Hollands
car killed Albert Nixon at Fourth and
Gratiot streets. about two weeks ago. The
Corcners' jury decided that the motor
man was guilty OF carelessness.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
sHAW's MONEY COMING IN.
Part of 100000 Deposit Re
ceived in ST. Iouis.

Part Of Secretary shaw's 100000 de-
post is being received by the National
banks of st. Louis.
As fast as the securities are received In
Washington an amount of money equal to
the amount of bonds received is forwarded
to the applicant. The National Bank OF
Commerce has received a large part of its
share of the deposit of 100000 and the
other banks have received a good portion
OF the money.
The bankers are hiding it difficult work
to get the State and municipal bonds
which Secretary Shaw requires as secGt.ty
for the Government deposit.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
Charre yexre.s Stole Lipep.

Fannie Jones, a negress. was arrested
yesterday afternoon by Special oficers
Smith and Crorin on q charge OF stealing
table linen and silverwars valued at SIS
from her employer, Mrs. NJ. E. Begg, No.
that the linen and silverware were found
in the servants room and identified by
Mrs. Begg.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
pn Won Need GIn.se.,

To determine this. have your eyes tested
free of charged by DR.. Bond or DIR. Mont
gomery. our expert opticians. A proper
fit guaranteed If glasses are essential.
Steel frames. 81 and up; gold, So and up.
MERMOD & JACCARD'S,
Broadway and Locust.
Orr hatch cdtaio1. 1000 engrarinos, mailed free.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
sends Check to Firemen,, Fupd.

. Milton F. Williams &c co. have sent a
check for so to the Firemen's Pension
Fund as a token of appreciation for the
services rendered by the department at a
fire in their building on SEPTEMBER 10, at
Broadway and Montgomery street. chief
Swinsley returns to-day from Atlantic
City. where he attended the annual con-
vention of fire chiefs. He also went TO
Kansas City, Kas., to VISIT his mother for
a few days while on his twenty days
leave of absence
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
VIII return to Warrington.

Asa c. Halliday was arrested at the
Worlds Fair grounds yesterday by De-
tective ziegler. and has consented to re-
turn to Washington. d. c., without reaui-
sition papers, to answer a charge of en-
bezzling $50. Halliday declares he il in
nocent and is anxious to return to Wash
.ngton to prove it.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
Chnmberiain's Collie, Cholera and
D~izrPhoea Remedy.

The uniform success of this preparation
in the relief and cure of bowel complaints
has brought IL into almost universal use.
1t never fails and when reduced will wa
ter and sw~eetened is pleasant to take. II
is equally valuable for children and adults.
ADV
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
Library for Fort Leavenworth.

REPUBLIC SPECIAL
Washington, Sept. G.-The Quarter
master General is considering plans for a
post library at Fort Lsavenworth. Kas.
Plans have been made and II adopted that
post will have one of the best libraries in
the West
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
Mount vernon presbytery.

RF.PU SPECIA1A
Xenia. Ill. Sept. 2s.-The Mount Vernon
Presbytery met in session at the Zion
Church. four miles north of here. to-day
and will close on Thursday evening. Dedi-
catory services were held to-day. The
Reverend J. d. Henry Of Flora preached
the sermon.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
CITY ITEMS.

CREPE de Chimes. VOTES. Etamines,
Bail are to be found in a profusion of
shades al the CRAWFORD STORE. from
10 10 q inches in width and from s1.W to
$50 ger yard.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
50 ROUND TRIP TO LOUISVILLE,
Via Z. & o.. S-W.. September 26.
Long vixif Rewarded.

Long Vigil Rewarded.
Special officers McNicI and Schenck,
after watching the general delivery win
dow at the post office day and night for
three weeks. arrested Edward Bussr. who
is wanted II: Milwaukee ON a charge OF
hor q stealing. Ncs and SrhencS
found that a letter had been sent to Buser
by q friend in Milwaukee and believed
he would call at the post office.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
To Inyestigate Gibbons,. Death.

The Coroner to-day will investigate the
death of Martin Gibbons, 20 years old. a
bartender. Gibbons went to 6Os4 Maple
avenue and complained that HI was not
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24
SAYS Man As.auIted Her,

My entire stock OF fall and winter styles
is in. Hesse, 67 Pine.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-24

feeling well. He lay down In the yard.
according to Joseph Gleason and Thomas
Mcclure, who lived there, and soon died
Heart disease is believed to have caused
his death.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
SOUTH DAKOTA NEWS
Anti Saloon League.

The annual meeting of the state
council of the Anti-Saloon league has
concluded its labors at Mitchell, with
the election of the following officers:
President, Rev. w. ii. ThralI of HUI
ron; vice-president, Rev. C. E. Hager
of Mitchell; superintendent and treas
urer, Rev. Herbert E. Frohock of
Mitchell; secretary, Rev. C, NJ. Daley
of Huron; headquarters committee,
Rev. A. G. McCauley OF Bridgewater,
Rev. A. e. Carhart of Montrose, and I.
w. Seaman of Mitchell. Plans were
perfected for putting an assistant SUI
perinteDdent in the field as soon as
the proper time may be found.
Regular monthly meetings of the
headquarters committee were ordered
to be held. and such other details
were perfected as will secure the most
aggressive and profitable kind of work
in the state.
One strong feature in the coming
campaign is the support hat has been
rendered by all church denominations
in the state, and it is made a part of
the church work. The next meeting
of the council will be held Jan. &c,
1904.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
MAY END STRIKE.
Chicago City Railway Company An
Its Willingness to Ar
bitrate Wage Question.

Chicago, Nov. PA proposition
from the Chicago City Railway COM
pany transmitted to the mayor and al
dermanic committee Thursday night
forms the. opening for negotiations
which may bring a settlement of the
street car strike. The company agrees
to arbitrate the wage question, and in
respect to the closed shop anG time
schedules makes polite reply. The ac-
ton Of the teamsters in declaring a
strike on the street railway company
angers employers, who threaten to'unite
to fight the union. National officers are
coming to seek a settlement of the dis
pute. The Halsted street line was
opened with little trouble and cars were
also operated elsewhere.
A new step toward peace was taken
Friday. An armistice has been de-
clared by representatives of both sides
pending its result.
Attorney Clarence S.. barrow called
upon Col. E. r. Bliss, general counsel
for the company. Mr.. barrow said he
was empowered by the men to negotiate
a settlement for them, and a conference
wa held and an attempt made to arrive
at an agreement.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
A Queer Case.

The school district in No. 8 of
Gregory county is in a peculiar con-
dition, having two teachers and no
scholars. During the summer the
district board employed Mrs. Worces-
ter of Fairfax and later made a con-
tract with Miss Dolly Pierce of Bone
steel.
When the time came for the OPEN
ing of the school, both presented
themselves, contracts in hand, and
each asserted the right to teach the
school. Neither would surrender, and
both are occupying the schoolhouse
from 8 until 4 each day, while the
children are enjoying a forced vaca-
ton.
So long as no pupils are in attend
ance, the two teachers, who bear eacn
other no i'll will. kill the time by do
ing fancy work and playing pingpong.
Meanwhile the schoolboard is sadly
puzzled to find means to satisfy the
rivals.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
The EXECUTION TAKES PLACE
Tom Horn, Noted Scout, Quietly
Hanged at Cheyenne, Wyo.
No Attempt Made by Friends to Res
cue Prisoner Who Is Guarded
by Armed Men.

Cheyenne, Wyo., Nov. 21.-Tom Horn
was hanged at IL o'clock Friday for the
murder of Willie Nickel, the 14-year-
old son of Kels P. Nickel, an Iron
Mountain ranchman. No attempt at
rescue was made and the execution
passed off quietly. The governor re-
fused to Interfere.
Horn made no confession and no
speech on the scaffold. He never lost
his nerve.
The execution was witnessed by 40
persons, including the guards, friends
OF Horn and newspaper men. The spec
tators were admitted to the Jail at 1O:45,
one by one, and searched for firearms.
Men armed with Winchesters stood at
the door watching Horns friends.
Horns neck was broken by the fall
ing of the trap and death was i~nstanta-
neous
Horn spent nearly all the morning,
after eating a hearty breakfast, writ
ing letters.
Tom Horn was born in Scotland coun-
ty, Missouri, November 21, 1860. He was
a celebrated army scout Indian fighter
and cattle detective. He was the scout
in charge Of the party that captured
Geronimo and was chief of scouts un-
der Gen. Miles in his Porto Rico cam
paign. In 1892 Horn participated in the
raid against the cattle rustlers of John
SON county, Wyoming. Horn was a
self-educated a He spoke German,
Spanish, Apache and a number of In
dian languages %luently. Last summer
he wrote a 100, 000-word history of his
career. This book he left to his stanch
friend, John G. Coble, of Bosler, Wyo.
Horn was suspected of having commit
ted several murders besides the one for
which he was hanged.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
THE NEWS CONDENSED.

Chief of Police T. B. ellis, of Summit,
Miss, was shot and killed while trying
to arrest Henry Marsh, son Of a mer-
chant.
Two more fatalities are reported as
a result of the cold wave, Iver Wolden
and an aged man named Akre being
frozen to death at Hegbert, MINI.
Newfoundland is excited over Senator
Lodges declaration that the United
States secure independence in fisheries
by securing st. Pierre and Miquelon
islands.
The Japanese premier in a newspaper
Interview declared the majority of his
nation are not anxious for war, al
though prepared for defense; Corea, he
said, must be left alone.
The United States Steel stock CONVEX
sion plan was ended through the de-
mand of prominent interests that the
trust itself secure the profits, instead Of
Morgan. The latter loses $40, 900 900.
America promises to protect Panama
against internal and external attacks OH
her sovereignty under the terms Of the
new canal treaty, which is expected to
be ratified finally before the new year.
Mayor Charles N. Gaus, of Albany, N.
Y, has ordered the police to expel from
the city Mormon elders and mission
aries, who have established headuuar-
tiers there, if they attempt to preach po-
lygamy.
President Roosevelt declared to a
German delegation that no people had
lone 0 for the United States than it's
citizens of German blood. He recalled
German aid in the revolution and dur
ing the civil war.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Fell $50 FEET.

M. c. Corners and Miss Jessie Gam
mon, who were SO seriously injured
by falling over a precipice on the
Spearfish hill in lower Deadwood, are
improving. Nh. Corners is out of dan
ger, but the young lady sustained
more severe injuries and is rational
only at intervals. No fracture has
been discovered in the skull, but it is
now believed there are evidences of
a depression and a ~trepanning OPP
GRAFTON may become necessary. Mr..
Corners and Miss Cannon fell $50
feet in a buggy, the last thirty feet
being a sheer drop and the entire dis
lance very steep. All their injuries are
about the head.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
RESOLUTION OF THANKS.
The American Federation of Labor
Pleased Mt Pardon of Alleged
by President.

Boston, Nov. 21.-When the conven-
ton of the American Federation of La
Dor reassembled Friday there was some
expectation that final adjournment
might be reached by Saturday evening.
This was the eleventh day Of the con-
vention and the great bulk of work
given to the delegates had been accom-
plished.
The first business of the day was tc
adopt some plan whereby the problem
arising from the relations of the build
ing trades affiliated with the federation
might be easily and effectually settled.
either by first charging the executive
council or by creating a special commit
tee which would have extensive powers
to deal with the building trades difficult
ties. Action upon this matter was post
poned from Thursday, when the con-
%vention was divided as to the proper
course to pursue.
Vice President Duncan stated that
President Roosevelt had responded to
the appeal of the federation, repeated
ly made to many presidents, and has
pardoned Ephraim w. Clark, who has
been serving a life sentence for muir
der as one of the schooner Jefferson
Borden mutineers. The announcement
was greeted with applause and a vote
of thanks was ordered to be t~elegraphed
to the president and congratulations to
Clark.
The committee on law reported favor
ably OF a resolution to add two mem
bers to the executive council who shall
look after all matters pertaining to the
building trades.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
H MARKETS.
Grain, Provisions, Etc.
Chicago, Nov. q

OLlcaSO, NOV. ~.
FLOUR = Fair demand and steady.
Spring patents, special brands, $5.6oa5.lo;
hard patents, S4.40@4.60; straights, $4,000
AGO; winter patents, s40O94.10; %sltraights,
$3.70@3.90; clears, $3.00@330.
WHEAT-Ruled higher. December, 100
SOAc; May. 7sM@soc.
CORN-Higher. December, i2N@43ssc:
May, 42%@42hc; July. 41A@42Ac.
oATs-Excited and higher. May, $3.50
asAc.
RYE-Quiet and steady. No. 2 in store,
5S1aG54c; samples, 55Ac; May delivery, 55c.
BARLEY-Gfferings small and market
firm. Screenings quotable at 2sG40c; feed
bar :! ley, 2aG2sc: low grade mailing, 39@42c;
common to fair, 43a47c; goou to cnoice, 40
@56c.
{ BUTTER-Quotably steady, Creameries,
per h., 14@221kc; diaries. 14@16kc.
EGGS-Market holding firm. Fresh Eggs,
at mark, new. cases returned, 22@25c per
doZ.
LIVE PoULTRY-Market steady. Tur-
keys, per lb., 12@16c; spring chickens,S@
SIC; ducks, 11E@12c.
PoTATOES-Market strong and higher.
Burbanks, good to choice, per bu., 67q69c;
Rurals, good to choice. 67@7Oc.
New York, Nov. 20.
FLoUR-Dull but firmly held. Winter
straights. sS.95g4. 10.
BuCKWHEAT FLOUR-Easy. s2.25@
2.30.
WHEAT-Fairly active and frmer. De-
cember S7AGs7asc: May, SSqS3nc.
RYE-Nominal. State and Jersey. SEQ
5Sc; No. 2 western, e3c +. o. b.. afioat.
=C0RN-Stronger. December, 49B@50Ac;
May, 47N@47Mc.
oATs-Nominal. Track white. 41d45c.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Bank Wrecked and Robbed.

Marshalltown, Ia, Nov. Gloom
PEELED to remain in their homes under
threat of being shot, the residents of the
village of Green Mountain, ten miles
north of here, heard three explosions be-
fore daylight Friday morning. The ex-
plosions wrecked the Green Mountain
bank building. Three robbers ran
through the streets warning the people
to keep indoors and shooting wherever RI
light appeared. The robbers secured
$1,000 and escaped on a hand car,
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Hurt MT n Fire.

Butler, Pa, Nov. 21.-Ffre broke out
in the Park theater building Friday
morning and property valued at $500, 900
was destroyed. The falling walls bur-
ed a number of firemen under a mass OF
bricks and burning timber and Chief Ja-
cob Burckholder, Frank Zeigler, Charles
Douglass and Albert Walters were seri-
ously injured.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Succumbs tn wnuna..

Denver, COL Nov. 21.-Joseph sorice,
who was shot Wednesday ntghtsin the
desperate struggle with Father Lepose,
succnmbed to his wounds early Friday
morning. Sorice refused to make any
statement. and the secret OF the tragedy
was probably lost forever when death
claimed both men.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
The 1nextinguishable Drummer.

The InextinEuishable Drumme r.
He enters the store and opening his
sample case begins to spread his goods
out on the counter.
Proprietor (angrily, as he advances
from rear of store)-No, you needn't
show me your goods. l don't want to
look at anything to-day.
Drummer (serenely)- Well, you
haven't any objection, have you, to my
looking my goods over myself?-Brook-
Ign Life.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
ReyoIution Contipue.

New York, Nov. 21.-Guelito Bachar-
do has been appointed commander in
chief Of the revolutionary forces which
are besieging San Domingo, says a
Herald dispatch from Puerto Plata.
President Gil has 1000 soldiers defend
ing the capital. Fighting takes place
there daily. The city Isl . 0 meat
milk, coal and vegetables.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27

Ottumwa, Ia, Nov. 21.-Francis M.
Drake, former governor of Iowa, died at
his home in Centeryille Friday of dia-
betes. He had been apparently in or
binary health till a few days ago. He
was the founder Of Drake university at
Des Moines.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Live stock.

Chicago, Nov. 20.
HOGS-Goodt to choice heavy shipping. "a. 60
@4.7O: fair to good heavy packing. S4.40Q4. 60;
rough and common heavy mixed, $4.150
ABS; assortedlight, $.45@4.65; good to choice
butcher weights. A.6oa4.75; fair to choice
light mixed, $4.4od4.6O, thin to choice, 50. 80
@4.45.
CATTLE-Choice to fancy beeves, $3.50
b.65; good to choice steers 81 ea5a i. 40; me-
dunn beef steers. S4.1094.40; plain beef
{. 80; good to fat heifers, IS. 500. 60; good to
choice feeders, s3.5O94.40; good to plain
stockers and feeders, 81. log 40; fair to good
cows and heifers, s2.65G3.S5; bulls, poor to
choice, S2.40@4.40; calves. choice to fancy,
$6.5og7.z5 calves, common to fair, $4,000
SIS; corn-fed western steers. s4.G0@5.40;
Texas bulls nnd grass steers. s2.9O@3.S5
Texas steers. fair to choice. s3.zoa430.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Powers Want Answer.

Paris, Nov. 21.-Oficial advices from
sConstantinople confirm previous re-
ports to the effect that the Russian and
Austrian ambassadors there have joint
" informed the porte that unless an ac-
ceptance of their recent reform pro-
posals for Macedonia is Immediately
given they will apply directly to the
sultan for his response.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
to He 1.o.t

Seattle, Wash, Nov. 21.-The steam
er Discovery, which left Nome October
Ia. with 81 passengers, has not been
sighted since October Is, and shipping
men believe she will never reach port.
The vessel was in command of Capt. Nc
Grath.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Newspapers Plant Wrecked.

Seattle, Wash, VII special
from Dawson says that the, Office of the
Yukon Sun was wrecked by an explo-
sion of gasoline in the basement Thurs
day night. Fire consumed the building
and destroyed the plant. Loss, $4,000.
The men at work did not have time to
get their coats and hats but rushed OUT
side with the temperature at IS below
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Fortunate.

II was at the races to-day"
~ 5Js,ais lucky?
Yes. ! didn't have to walk home
Brooklyn Life.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Lease Funds,

While the lease funds for the benefit
of the public schools of the state have
shown an increase Of 100000 from
1897 to 1908, the endowment fund for
the different state institutions has
also shown a decided increase in lease
money. In 1897 the total endowment
fund secured from leases wa ST.
1886, while for 1903 the amount re-
ceived from this source was $33, 79s.1 II,
the increase being at a rapid ratio.
For 1897, $1,31s.96; 1885,, s. ,397.32
1899, $5,613.69; 1900, $%14,932.17; 1901,
$24,o45.57; 1902, $s9,14o.67; 1908, $685.
794.17.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27

Mr.. Tightfist--And SO you are the
noble fellow who rescued my wife
from in front of the trolley car at the
risk of your life? Take this quarter.
my heroic man. IS an expression of
our undying regard.
Mr.. Rags-All right, boss. You
know better'n / do what the woman's
wuth.-N. Y. Times.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Nexer FalIs DoMn,

THE only thing about airships
which seems tokeep up" remarked the
Observer OF Events and Things, SIS
the cost of manufacturing them
Yonkers Statesman.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
No Longer One,

= have a ~secret." she said. "No d
knows it except Mamie
But II Mamie knows II, why-er-
er- How long has Mamie known
itYp
Two days
Then how can you consider tia
Observation-Disclosures Post.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Obeying Papa.

Come, come, Mabel; don't turn
around to look at everybody we meet"
Why, mamma, you know papa ia
always telling me to cultivate my fac
ulties of Observation-Disclosures Amer
icon
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
FIRE in ~Lonisyi1Ie,

Louisville. Ky, Nov. 21.-Fire. early
Friday destroyed theseld Masonic Tenn
pie. occupying half Of the block bound
ed by Fourth. Fifth, Green and Jefferson
streets, In the heart of the retail busi-
ness district. The loss is about $250.O90.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
LONG saiI -CompIeted

Gibraltar. Nov. 21.-The Columbia,
the sailing boat, in which Capt. Eisen-
braun left Boston August II, alone 10,
Marseilles. has arrived here.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27

IF you want anything well done in
this world it's best to do 1t yourself"
Not at all. just tell the waiter You
want it rare. and you'll get well done
all right."-Chicago Chronicle.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Prepare tor the Emergency.

He-If you loved me, why did you at
first refuse me?
Shell wanted TO see what you would
do.
He-But | might have rushed of with
out waiting for an explanation.
She-I had the door locked.-Tit-Bits.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
Gas NOT Needed,

Dentist-What! You don't want
gas? You insisted upon having gar
the last time.
Victim-1You haven't been eating
onions this fime.-N. X. Weekly.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27
The Wonder-Worker

Before she has become his wife
She seems. somehow, to fill his life,
She IS MS world, stae.s II reation
The preacher speaks his piece, andao!
The man whose life she filled must so
Gut nights for needed re~creations
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27

'The difference between a pet dog
and a husband is that you always
know where, the dog is at night,
Another. difference is that ]
never care where the dog is.n-Chi-
cago Tribune.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-11-27

1INGABAG&&s4n IA16tGn,8 rate as2AGaZ&L64
Lady Visitor Ito little glrl)-What
became of the little kitten you had
here once?
Little Girl-Why, haven't you heard7
No. Vas he drowned?
moi
"Lost?"
moi"
"~Poisoned?"
sh5o!n4
s"Then whatever became of lit"
1T growed up to be a cat."-Illus-
trated Bits.
Trustfulness.
Charley is a wonderfully bright
man." said young Mrs. Torkins.
"Indeed?"
Yes. He "a pick out the horses
that ought to have won the race every
time. And If it didn't win that isn't
Charley's fault.'''-Washington Star.