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lack of business. In the second 1t began. Morrissey doubled up a drive to right field and moment later was sent home on hit by Corcoran. Steinfeldt cracked bounder down Maguire's way and Cor coran was forced out at second. The att tempt to make a double play failed and Peitz made 1t look more comfortable by flying out to Leighton. Ewing had one in him. however. and turned 1t loose for two bags, scoring Steinfeldt. He came home a moment later on a crack to center by Kelley Wood went out on a grounder and the Reds quit three runs to the good.
 Donlin hit safe in the next and scored on Beckley's two bagger.
 In the next inning another run was chalked up on two baggers by Steinfeldt and Ewing, and after that the home plate kept out of the way of all runners.
 There was other pretty work, but as it didn't count on the blackboard there's no use telling how 1t happened.
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YOU GET A RUN
 FOR YOUR MONEY
ALL-STAR TEAM FROM THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK WILL PLAY RINGS AROUND THEIR OPPO-
 NENTs THIS A. M. AT oWENToN.

Interest is being manifested in a game of baseball to be played this morning on the Owenton diamond between a team composed of all stars made up of First National bank clerks and team from the other banks in town.
 The game will be called at 9:3O prompt ly and Is to be played in the morning out of consideration to Birmingham and Cin- cinnati. The public recalling the pyro- technics of the First National bank bunch especially, might be constrained to desert such tame exhibition as would be furnished by Birmingham and her op- ponents in comparison.
 All friends of the aspirants are cordial ly invited to witness the fireworks, and home is the place to leave the hammers.
 The lineup will be as follows:
 First National. Positions. Trust Co
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At Bennings.

Washington, April 9.-Charming weather and a card better than usual attracted a great crowd to the races at Bennings to- day. The track was muddy and heavy, but the horses, despite the track con- ditions. ran true to form, four favorites and two heavily played second choices winning. The prettiest race of the day was the sixth. Alma Girl and, Pearl Diver running an apparently dead heat. The judges awarded the race to the former. Great interest was manifested in the fifth race, all riders being well known club men. The Messrs. Kerr were first and second, and each was awarded hand some piece of silverware. The horses now in the stable of August Belmont at Ben nings will be sold in the paddock on SaIur- day morning.
 First race, five furlongs-Plantagan 94 CHaack), 6 to B. won; King B., 101 (Waterbury), 10 to l, second; Alhambra, 80 (Shea), 10 to l. third. Time, ;04 3-5
 Second race, five furlongs-SteIa w., 101 (Gannon). 13 to 5, won; John Navin, 94 (McCafferty), 5 to 1, second; Flo Russell. 1lO (Redfern), 8 to 5, third. Time, los 3-5.
 Third race. handicap steeplechase about two miles-Gum Honey, 143 (Mara), to ?, won; Arius, 15S (Finnigan) to 5, sec ond; Lida Woodland, 132 (RodericlO. Il to ?, third Time, 423 2-3.
 Fourth race, six and one-half furlongs; selling-Lista Way. 103 (Reddington), Ii to 1, won; The Brown Monarch, 106 (Fish- er), 13 to 10, second; Lady Belair, 99 (Mc- Cafferty) 5 to 1, third. Time, 59 4-5.
 Fifth race, six furlongs; the amateur cup jockeys to be club men-Muslcal Slipper, 131 (Mr. Kerr), 3 to 5, won; Sir Christopher 152 (Mr. c. Kerr), to D, second: Mark Cheek 155 (Mr Marcombec ' 10 to l, third. Time 1:21 4-5.
 Sixth race, mile and sixteenth; maidens Alma Girl, 105 (Wilkerson) to 9. won Pearl Diver, 96 (Redfern) 13 to 5, second; Beneft( 100 (Gannon), to 5, third. Time, 1.56
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@IEN0Xs is a large Tuscan fiat, 1a'..rg hrim h the natural color, 8lth nay, white or cardinal straw 9ipings around crown, a good ready-to-wear hat for girls from 6 to years, at 1.25; worth $200.
 MlSSES' DEPARTMENT.
 BLANCHE" is a very large fiat, with a very low crown, made of rough satin braid, velvet bandeaux and trimmed with velvet stream CTS. An exceedingly rough, durable hat for misses from 10 to IS years, at 1.25; worth $1.75.
 "GERTRUDE'' is a rolling brim Panama sailor, with colored straw edge, hat being of natural shade, with either navy, red, black or white binding, trimmed with two ornaments, velvet ribbon and quills, very neat and pretty for misses from 12 to 15 years, at 98c each; worth $1.50.
 'LAKESIDE' is a large rolling brim sailor, with narrow back, crown of same color as the edge of hat, trimmed with straw buckle and quill, suitable for street hats for IT isses from IA to IT years, at 1.25; worth S1.50.
 ''LENOX" Is a rolling brim sailor, made of fancy satin straw, in natural color, navy, cardinal and black, trimmed with a large bow made of the same material, jet ornaments and velvet ribbon around the crown. This Is one of the best and neatest street hats for misses from IA to 16 years, at 1.60; worth $2.00.
 In connection with the new line o about 150 styles of ready -to-wear hats we are showing this week a particu larly large line of children's an misses hats in colors, as well as soli white, from the trimmed Tuscan at 98 up to the very finest that could b asked for. Do not delay your order for Easter until the very last few days and call as early during the day a possible, to give us the opportunity t serve you properly.
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COLLEGE BASEBALL.
University of Alabama Easily Defeats
 Greensboro Team.

Tuscaloosa, April 9.-(SpeciaD.-I a loosely played game the University of Alabama baseball team this afternoon trailed in the dust the purple and white of the Southern university, the final score being 13 to l.
 At the outset the playing of the home team was very apathetic, and in the first three innings they allowed the visitors to score four times After this, however, they seemed to ginger up and the best the batsmen from Greensboro could do was to goose-egg the remaining six inn ings. At no stage of the game was the interest sufficient to provoke a yell from the rooters. Daniel for Alabama made the prettiest catch seen on the local diamond this season.
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HALF RATES TO NEW ORLEANS.

Account National Manufacturers as- sociation meeting, New Orleans, April 15-17, and American Medical association meeting. New Orleans, May 5-S Mobile and Ohio railroad agents will sell tickets at rate of one fare for the round trip. Ask your home agent or write John Nj. Beall. A. c. P A., St. Louis. for par ticulars. 4-l-Weo-lrl-su-to-s-b
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SPRAYED.

One black horse mule IT hands high and one black mare mule 151s hands high. Strayed from the Alice Fur. mace stables on April End. Any information leading to their return will be liberally rewarded. Alice Furnace, First avenue and Eleventh street.
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New York, April 9-T. J. Taylor made the announcement today of the dissolution of the Southern Pacific pool which was just engineered by MT. Keene and the firm of Talbot J. Taylor & Co.,
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The Fifth Annual Silk Sale Continues

Bear in mind that this sale is sale for day week, but until all lots sold n this Fifth Annual Silk Sale silks than any previous sae and the result that many of the original lots still here In instances pce have been revised and especially where lots have become depleted
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Joe Leighton Is Signed.

Joe Leighton, a popular local amateur baseball player has signed with the Montgomery State league team. Joe Is one of the best amateurs in the state and did some great work with Anniston last year.
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v v v v
 Summary-Two base hits-Steinfeldt. 9; Ewing 2; Beckley. Morrisey. Bases on balls-On Keenan. 2; off Partridge 1. Struck out-By Partridge, 1; by Ewing. ?. Double plays-Partridge to Mcguire; Corcoran to Beckley, 2. Time of game, 1:25. Umpire, Sorber. Attendance, 300.
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Following Is the lineup:
Huntsville Avenue Wins.

The Huntsville Avenue Blues defeated the Seventh avenue team by score of 10 to 9 yesterday afternoon. Batteries z. Walz, Shahan and Lee; Meadow, Park CT and Cobb.
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QIlQQEQ manufa tured with liUUuLH cushion back-the best cTLllDc made. Let us supply you. OI .eWT , Roberts & Son (lnc.) 1872 3rd Avenue
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ColIeue Baseball.
Southern Pacific Pool Dissolved.

At Knoxville, Tenn: University of Ten. nessee, 4; Emory and Henry, 8.
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DRS. DOZIER & CO.,, PHYSICIANS, SURGEONS AND FIX.
 PERT SPECIALISTS.

Treat successful ly all Nervous. Blood. Skin, Rec tai. V e n CT e a l, Genito-Urinary and Female Complaints and Delicate Dis orders of Men and w O m e n. Nearly all operations of surgical character d o n e WITHOUT PAIN to the pa- tient.
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3rd Avenue

Why suffer with the heat when you can buy an electric fan at factory prices. Bir- mingham Railway, Light & Power Go.
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T;; $; ;'';; E; .; s;;; LOvEMAN, ::: !;: st:.
 JOSEPH @ LOEB. 5 '''''
Millinery; Only 2 Shopping Days to
 Easter.

The advantage of coming here buy your Easter hat is
 Ist. That you will find the largest selection here.
 aud. The finest selection in the South is here.
 3rd. 500, 1000 and I5.oo buys hats that cost z.oo I g.. so and 2o.oo elsewhere.
 At the same time have number of novelties ii hats styles which exclusively ours-these we l1 ii Note especially what these hats worth We have merely mated this, but have done most conservaively.
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"LYCEUM" is a very popular shape turban of this season; comes in all the leading colors, trimmed with velvet ribbon, steel buckle and three rows of velvet piping on the top. One of the most serviceable hats for street wear, 1.75; worth $2.25.
 MARVEL" is one of the latest styles of ready-to-wear hats; to be worn with pompadour, a large scoop front and narrow back, trim med with various colors of foulard and straw straps, at 2.5o each; worth $500.
 "BELLCOURT" is & dropping sailor, draped with imitation crepe de chine, with streamers in the back and velvet band, at 1.75; worth $2.25.
 MAUD" Is a rough straw roll ing brim sailor, with various col ored drapery around the crown, steel buckles and quill. An excel lent, low-price, ready-to-wear hat, at 99c; worth $1.25.
 "LENORA" is 8 rolling brim Tus- can sailor, made of nice quality braid, with white duck draping and straw buckle, a very serviceable hat, at 1.5o; worth $250.
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cHILpREN's HATS.

"ELBERON" is a round crown Panama child's sailor, with rolling brim trimmed with velvet ribbon and two long streamers. A very soft, comfortable hat for girls about 6 years old, at 1.75; worth $2.25.
 "CHIPPY" is a bell crown Tus- can child's fiat in the natural color, also navy and cardinal, trimmed with wide bands and streamers, at 1.25; worth $1.75.
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The trouble yesterday came about something like this:
 The first inning was null and void for
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

population do for sleep has never been
inquired into. Boy babies are sweet.
est at 4 and girl babies at, "a.
q baby is a Joy forever until he be-
gins to fall out Of the second-story
window, turn over, the water pitcher,
hammer the china to pieces with his
fork and investigate the medicine bot
ties ON the shell. Every baby is
5eternally trying to ind out more than
he has any business knowing, and tho
snabit:o asking questions Lasts through
life. The touch Of 4 baby hand opens
UP heaven .tosa woman ana makesYsa
man willing TO wear patches the rest
OF his natural life Il has been said
that every woman Ii entitled to IL
least one child - 80 isS every man, but
nobody has ever mentio Toned the fart.
Borrowing babies d much saddsr
than it IA funny. Some day thss goy 81
eminent VIII. % into thu businSSs
and keep tables rent sout 8 mat
Tar of morals aiore Every Old SbScsh,
selors quarters WI sconta in s nurs ssys
and clubs siil be q thing of tho past
s Paris Mol Mercury
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and gents, and IA Que hour the noble,
man was again IN full pursuit Of the
savage, three-tusked elephant Of the.
iGanges. The secret OF the ori-bori
plant was brought to England In this
way. and eminent physicians found
that !tE wonderful healing powers
were able to kill any poison whatoo-
ever In the blood y
I" II you have coughs, colds. con-
sumption. rheumatism, neuralgia or
boils, the marvellous Ori-Bori Tonic
will attack the seats Of disease with
out mercy. It is the cheapest and
most wonderful medicine known to
man. A teaspoonful In a pint Of boil
ing water and wineglass after every
meal. All, what is this? Here Is this
bright-eyed young man, who says he
was 80 lame three weeks ago that he
could not work. the sole support Of
his aged mother. He happened to
buy one bottle of the Ori-Bori Tonic
and comes to buy another. bottle for
his mother, who is in bed with pleu-
risy. He is the picture of health and
1t touches my heart to see such filial
devotion. Thanks, young man, only
80 cents, the half of one dollar. Here
is your change. Remember this is
your last chance to buy health and
happiness for yourself and family
when the crowd was wrung dry"
said the corporation lawyer, as two
directors entered the room. "the doc.
tor used to turn to me and soften his
trumpet tones to remark: Well, Will.
lam, we must. get back to the tent
and mix some syrup and water sfor
an early start tomorrow. And we're
pretty near out of coloring extract.
And don't you forget to remind me
to order. another gross of bottles. -
New York Times
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Some Facts About Babies.

q . Z!
"A baby serves o manifold purpose
in the world. He, makes men and
women more iinselfish and furnishes
the amount OF trouble necessary. to
keep them CONT tably busy. He sane
titles home and gives the doctor an
excuse to look wise. "a welI-ordered
well-born baby with q red face and
q bald headsis 8 delight. particularly
when he belongs to- q friend, and
doesn't spend nil hts in your neigh
Sborhood. s 5. Z Z .5 e ssh
Every baby is the prettiest bs5y In
the world, and IL can be proven by
his mother baby that won't eat
carpet tacks, brass-headed nails and
young kittens u = mistake. Babies
3are bosses and hoodlers. They con
troll the first ward, along with the
twelfth, rule outrag eously over the
counties and take verythinE that
c, comes their way without asking any.
questions. All babies are supposed;
quits properly. 10 come from heaven.
Init what the angels, cher1bim, sera.s
sui,.ls iazd the rest o. tho ceiestials
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Judge Simkins played at second, while
proudly guarded third,
And young Doc Squills was shortstop
and as lively as q bird.
The right was held by Elder Tubbs, the
left by Lawyer Green;
Cap Siders with a wooden leg filed In
the gap between.
And they were jest the men, you bet,
designed to do the biz,
Unless twas Green whose leg was stiff
because of rheumatic.
He was our safest player. for he never
tried to pounce
Upon fly and show himself: he'd take
it on the bounce,
But when we. got a new-sty1e ball he
quit 'Ill Jest be darn
Said he, If will catch q ball that amt
made out of yarn!"
Them days the umpire had to do tho
bizness on the square,
Or else we'd throw him out and get an
other then and there
And sometimes when the other side
would kick too hard and loud
Wed have to compromise the thing and
leave 1t to the crowd. n
Our wives and sweethearts used to come
and watch US play the game a..
And though we'd win or lose they'd nj.
ways cheer us jest the same,
'TWould do my old heart lots of good to
be back there once more
And play game with jest the same old
club We had before.
Boston Herald.
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The Man That Laughs

I love the ringing music of CHEEKY,
+ = hearty laugh,
For it routs the imps Of worry as the
breezes scatter chat,
And there's not a scene of gladness
known to mortals here below
But is made little gladder by merry
ho! no! no!
For Merriment's singer, and laugh
ter is his song,
And where the singer singeth the
happy angels throng,
For in all celestial anthems nothing
sweeter is. trow,
Than the melody that lures us in a no!
no! no! no! no!
You are feeling rather weary-'tis an
oft-recorded tale
And you fancy troubles demons all
are camping on your trail,
Till you meet the man of laughter with
his cherry no! no! ho!
And, some way, as you listen, all the
haunting demons go;
Then you vow Lat this old planet is a
place of joy and cheer,
And there's pleasure in rejecting that
~; 81 you now ne Il. ss5
And you wouldn't for a fortune lose
your grip on things below
All because you hear the music Of a
ringing no! no! no!
Two angels walk upon the earth, walk
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The Old Time Ball Club.

I like to see game Of ball: think it's
loads Of fun,
70 see the players at the bat and watch
'em strike and run
And slide and yell and all Of that. and
yet, it seems to me
The game amt half SO full of life as
what 1t used to be.
1 wish you could have seen the club in
which used to play;
OF course, it wasn't like the clubs you
run across to-day,
For that-now let me think-was nearly
forty years ago,
And ball clubs then weren't like the ones
they have to-day, you know.
Our club comprised the leaders Of our
little country town:
We knocked out ev'ry club there was for
twenty miles aroun',
We had no fancy uniforms, but, mind
you, we could play;
We made ten times as many runs as
what they make to-day!
Cy Jones, the blacksmith, pitched for US.
and in them days, you know,
You had to please the batter--he could
have it high or low.
And Deacon Perry used to catch, except
camp meetin, time,
When he was off exhortin', and we used
his big son Lyme.
Old Squire Smith played at first, and
when his glasses stayed in place
So he could see the ball he always fortf-
fed that base. 4s
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(7ab

The corporation lawyer and the
conspicuous flnancier were waiting for
the board of directors to assemble.
From the Broadway pavement far be.
low the ONCE window fioated frag-
ments Of the monologue Of q toy ia
kir.'' 5 Y 5as A
The lawyer said to his friend:
That reminds me OF the days lin
my teens, when got q Job driving
the wagon Of q medicine fakir I'M .
circuit Of the small towns Of Ohio.
The doctor had a. wonderful har-
angue. and listened to It several
times day for three months, until
1t became riveted In my memory to
this day. His finest effort went like
this: b ,..5s t
In the year of our Lord one thous.
and eight hundred and fifty-four, an
English nobleman and; member of par.
lament, Sir Richard Seymour Planta.
genet, was travelling in India, casting
his lordly eye over the vast domains
OF his sovereign queen. While hunt.
ing the mighty three-tusked elephant
Of the Ramapootra river, in company
with the Rajah of Calcutta, he was
bitten by cobra de capello. the dead
Hest serpent known to man, ladies
and gentlemen, whose bite is fatal in
the space Of one-half hour by the
clock.
Sir Richard wrote his will on the
leaf OF the papyrus plant and said
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daily to and fro,
The one is clad in robes of white, the
j., other in garb of woe.
The voice of one is laughter; the 9TH
er's is a sigh,
Joy is the one, the other Woe; for
souls Of men they vie;
And the one comes running, running,
summoned by the witching spell
OF the ripping notes of laughter that
the spirits rapture tell;
While the other straight is driven
from the souls it haunts below
BY the ringing and the singing of q
no! no! no! no! no!
We all do love the music of cherry,
hearty laugh
To spirits bowed with trouble it's q
heayen-given staff
But our burdens seem so heavy as we
pass them in review
That we often let another do the
laughing we should do;
At any rate, it's SO with me, for I'm
81 Of brittle clay. t, ,.,e..
And happy it is with you, although ]
not say:
And 80, perchance, you'll join with me,
this one bouquet to throw,
To the man who brings us blessing
with the ho! no! no! no! no!
A. ]. Warehouse in New York
Times
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PATIENTS.

List Of Patents issued Last Week TO
Northwestern inventors.
Edward Clark. Minneapolis, MINI,
huor process and apparatus; Harry
Clemens. St.. Paul, Mimi, road grad.
ing machine; Charles Cushing, New
Paynesvilles MIMI, pumping appara.
tus; Frederick Fahrennolz, st. Paul,
MINI. vegetable crater; Pierpont
Langdon. Audubon, Mimi, car axle
lubricator: Charles Monfort, St. Paul,
Mimi. umbrella and ycane rack; An
drew Sell, Mora, Mimi, traction wheel
or runner.
Lothrop & Johnson. patent lawyers, 9l1
and S12 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul.
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Ewes Discovery.

"By observing the fall of an apple"
remarked the moralizer. Newton dis
covered the law Of gravity"
eyes," rejoined the demoralizer,
"and thousands of years previous
Mother Eve discovered the gravity of
the law by merely biting an APPLE
Chicago News.
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pam a17sS
.Me .sM!;alN0f
The ha1kA..

Continuing, he says: "I did not
know the cause Of the trouble. but
I am led to believe now that it was
first brought about by jumping in and
out Of the wagon and in some way
may have strained my back.
II was constantly growing worse" he
continues, land became very much
alarmed about my condition. I knew
that something had to be done or serious
results were sure to follow. went to
q specialist here in Sherman. and under
went rigid examination"
Then he relates how the doctor told
him that it was serious case, but that
he could cure him Tor fifty dollars.
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SEVERAL BARGAINS IN STOCK or
clover district of Central Minnesota.
three to four miles of railroad stations:
800 acres. one-half mile lake frontage.
at IS per acre; 160 acres with meadow
ing at So; terms, one-fourth cash. rest
long time; come at once to get these;
agents wanted. Thos. e. Slime, Endi-
colt Bldg, St. Paul. MINI.
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e l1A' 81 Ono, Orr or 4; TOLEDO. q.
FRAskiJ. C1lHxYs IS skes sa9h that ~ Il senior
partner q ths nrmJ q n. caxEays& Co., doing
aforesaid and thAt sAld Arm vii pay the sum OF ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS tefs each and every case a
CATARRH CUn1A s.t I.s 81 ~ 4
this 9Th day Of December, a. D. 1886. Il. n
{----l hF i II IA IN ~ a. w. GLEASON.
49, jsta8 /! Notary Public.
Hairs catarrh Cure = taken Internally. and aets
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Send for testimonials, free , " ~ ~. d =
Sold BY all Druggists, $50. MI ~ - =
Hairs Family, Pills are the best.
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Knew the Man.
~ see that Planus, who was your
architect, is building house for him
self now s5,
rs he," exclaimed the victim. .I'll
bet he'll cheat himself" Philadelphia
Press.
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/ Re.aminIc.

Remember" admonished the rev.
erend gentleman, when you begin to
notice the mote in your neighbours eye
there is pretty certain to be beam in
your own
That's right" replied. Sinnickson,
ut makes the average mans whole
face beam to find mote in his neigh.
boris eye."-Pittsburg, Press.
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GRITTY Of a high
er recommendation
than I can find
words to express"
This is what Mr..
J. H. Plangman (of
Sherman, T e ~
says Of Doan's
Kidney Pills. He