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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-04
Reflections of a Bachelor.

An optimist is man who has rainbow
in the place where brains ought to be.
In the horse race of life every man plays
himself for the favorite and tears up his
ticket at the finish.
If lover of buxom maiden could sit
down in cold blood and study the shape OF
her fat mother he might feel different
When two people who love each other
quarrel there Is no harm done, but real
trouble comes when they quarrel and dom
love-
Give a woman baby. a romantic novel
and a cook that will not give her notice
more than twice a day and she is in a
preparatory school for heaven.
New York Press.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-04
Pointed Paraqraphs.
Dentists are dealers in extracts.

Dentists are dealers in extracts
Ignorance is the step-mother of preju-
dice.
Warm friends are more plentiful If
summer than il winter.
A bad promise is like a good cake
better broken than kept
Caesars death was doubtless the result
of too many Roman punches.
Lead and steel have slain their thou.
sands; gold and silver their tens of thou.
sands.
After man makes money the latter
often evens the score by unmaking the
man.
Some people seem to think that the LORD
put them on earth to pry into other peo-
pies affairs.
There is not enough justice in the world
to prevent the right from occasionally
getting left.
When it comes to a matter of dress,
men employed in abattoirs always wear
killing costumes.
Many domestic breaches are caused by
the controversy as to who had the better
right to wear them.
The majesty of the law isn't in It with
the majestic bearing of the youthful law
yer when he is making his maiden
speech.-Chicago Daily News
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-04
NEWS OF THE RAILROADS.

The conductors and motormen of the
Sanford & Cape Forpoise railway are
organizing relief association.
The trestle that is being built by the
Portland Street Railway company over
the eastern division railroad on the Ola
Orchard loop will be completed about
May 1st.
Crews of Maine Central railroad en-
ployes are moving the tracks at Wool
witch preparatory to building a new de-
pot there. 1t is proposed to locate the
building further from the landing of
/ the Hercules than where the former
one was burned, for the safety of the
other buildings if fire should again
occur.
William Simmons has been appointed
in charge of the Bangor & Aroostook's
supply store at Houlton. Mr.. Simmons
has for long time been in the employ
of the company as freight checking
clerk in the auditors office. He will be
succeeded by George Haskell, for some
time past employed in the Bangor
freight Office of the Maine Central.
Frank Crockett has finished his la
Central station at Dover, after a SER
vice OF three years or more, prepara-
tory to entering the service of Uncle
Sam as carrier over the Foxcroft-Se-
bee route. His place ait the station has
been taken by Otis G. Cakes who has
been an employee at the veneer mill
for some time.
A Boston & Maine station agent says
that the train tickets punched out by
conductors where a cash fare is paid
on the train are not worthless if not re-
deemed during fifteen days, according
to the notice printed on them, but are
good for a year. The same as it al
ways was, but the tickets are good for
a ten-cent rebate at amy Boston Il
Maine station full year from the date
of issue.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-04
MAINE FRATERNITIES.

The Knights of Pythias of East Hi
ram, will observe their goth anniver-
sary, May Z.
The Knights of Pythias of Round
Pond, have bought a dwelling house
and will remodel it into a hall.
Earnest Lodge of Good Templars OF
west kennebunkport, recently OBJ
served its 9th anniversary
A movement is on foot for the estab-
lishment in Norway of Castle of the
knights of the Golden Eagle.
The knights of Pythias of Frankfort
are building a three story block. part
of which will be used for lodge pur-
poses.
The Masons and Knights of Pythias
are considering the building of a large
town hall with a nice hall in the sec
ond story for their own use.
Bangor Lodge of Elks which was or
ganized eleven years ago is in a very
prosperous condition, having now
about $50 members. It has secured q
lease for Is years of the Bangor Elk
change hotel property at Main and
Cross streets, and will take possession
when the lease of the present occupant
expires, in September 1904. The wing
of the building in Cross street and
the culinary plant will be sub-let, while
the main building will be fitted up for
the use of the lodge. What is now the
office of the hotel will be used as a
general reception room, and the din
ing hall as a billiard and pool room;
the next, or third floor of the build
ings will be devoted to parlors, read
ing rooms, ETC., while the upper floor
will be occupied by the lodge room, al
the present partitions being taken out
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-04
Or, Ennmons'

Monthly Regulator has brought happiness 10
hundreds of anxious women. There is positive
~ no other remedy known to medical science
that will go quickly and safely do the work.
Longest and most obstinate irregularities from
any cause relieved Immediately. Successguar-
anteed at any stage. No pain, danger, or inter.
ference with work. Have relieved hundreds of
cases where others have failed. The most difii.
e1ciaI results guaranteed In every instance. No
risk Whatsoever. We treat hundreds of ladies
whom We never sec. Write for further particu.
lars and free confidential advice. DO not put Il
too long. Allletters truthfully answered. Re.
member, this remedy Is absolutely safe under
every possible condition and positively leaves
no alter III effect upon the health. Sent by mail
securely sealed, 42.0o. Money letters should be
mont ~, Boston. NAaA
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-04
Nervousness and Nerve,

The more nervous a man is, the less
nerve he has. That sounds paradox
cal-but it isn't; for nerve is stamina.
Hoods Sarsaparilla gives nerve. 1t
tones the whole system, perfects diges-
ton and assimilation, and is therefore
the best medicine nervous person can
take. .-
If you get tired easily, mentally or
physically, take tit will do you
good.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-04
NOTICE..
To Owners or Keepers Of Dogs,

Ten dollars fine, and in addition, dos
to be killed IL following provisions are
not complied with:
The Law provides that every dog except
those covered by a special kennel H.
cense, must wear around his neck a col
lar distinctly marked with the owners OIL
Keepers name and registered number
The law makes it the duty of city au.
thortties to cause all dogs within the
city not so licensed and collared except
those aforesaid, to be destroyed under
warrant issued within 10 days after May
J.. and in addition thereto to enter a com.
plant against their owners or keepers
who are subject to fine of ten dollars.
Licenses arc payable TO- Frank G.
harrington, City Clerk.
. The foregoing provisions win be strictly
enforced. Ws
e sss HUI HENRY N. BREEN,
A...ss.s j. ..ssss City Marshal
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
His Last Hope Realized.

In the first opening of Oklahoma
to settlers in 1889, the editor Of this
paper was among the many seekers
after fortune who made the big race
one fine day in April. During his
travelling about and afterwards his
camping upon his claim, he epcoun
tered much bad water, which together
with the severe heat, gave him very
severe diarrhoea which it seemed al
most impossible 20 check. and along
in June the case became SO bad he ex-
pected to die One day one Of his
neighbors brought him one small
bottle of Chamberlain Collie. Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy as a last hope.
big dose was given him while he
WAS rolling about on the ground in
great agony, and in a few minutes the
dose was repeated. The good effect
of the medicine WAS soon noticed and
within an hour the patient was taking
his first sound sleep for fortnight.
That one little bottle worked com
plete cui @, and he cannot help but feel
grateful. The season for bowel disor-
ders being at hand suggests this Item.
From the Sentinel, Globe, Mont.
For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
THIS IS THE LIMIT.

Now comes Thorndyke. editor OF
ithe only strictly truthful paper IN
Colorado, with story that would
turn the shade OF Baron Mupchausen
green with envy if that worthy should
happen to run across it during his
nocturnal peregrinations. Thorn
makes no apologies. but just let's 1t
90 as it looks. Here 1t is
"Ex-Mayor George Lloyd has been
trying to break setting hen from hei
insane desire to raise family-and,
finally. month ago dumped wagon
load of clay over the box where heI
nest was. Last week he walked by
the spot and WAS astonished to see that
she had Matched out four nice pressed
bricks and three lengths of sewer
pipe"
Heavens, Jane; that seems almos
too much.
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
The Hateful Thing.

III stay here in the east much
longer may do something savage. y
declared the breezy western girl.
"Why if you'll believe me / nearly
slapped sweet Young thing the other
day. She said she always bought
stockings openwork to the height OF a
boot. Now, nobody where live
would look at such economical hosiery,
and l said: well, If my stockings
are adorned at all they are adorned
all the way up. None of your half
way trimmings for me- What do you
think she replied. Here it is; oh.
we'll, ahem. don't show my stockings
that high. Hateful little thing
AS if one couldn't enjoy possessions
that aren't for exhibition purposes.
Philadelphia Record
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
Via
Missouri Pacific Railway

July LIST to 10 inclusive. Good re-
turning ninety days from date of sale
One fare plus 81 making round trip:
To Kansas City, st. Joe, Atchisop.
etc, sl9; st. Louis. s26. so; Memphis.
s3l. 75; Chicago, s3l. so; also Boston
and return, June "a, 90 and 26 s47. o.; ;
Boston and return, June 80 and Julv
|, 2, and $49.05; Saratoga Springs
and return. July 4 and 3. Side trips
to New York City $47 80; Baltimore,
Md, and return, July II, ls and
Sept. II, Is and 10 s46. 10; Minneapolis
and return, July 10, 20 and 81 $27. 80:
Atlanta, Ga, and return, July 5,
and IA %.
Electric lights and elecrtic fans on
all Pullman and dining cars, with
double daily through car service from
Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo.
to Kansas City and st. Louis without
change. Direction connections made
at Grand Union station, st. Louis. for
all eastern points. For rates see
Your nearest agent or address,
II. b. Kooser. G. W. F. &P. A..
18th and Stout Sts.,
Denver, Colo.
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
BETTER RETURN THANKS.

The editor of the Canon City Times
has eviudently had an experience that
often comes to his brother workers
that of being ''oalled down" for
something published in the newspaper.
Editor Terrell arrives at the follow :
ing conclusion;
''Some fellows are always taking
exception to what the newspapers have
to say of them. AS matter of fact,
the man who gets mad at what the
newspapers say in the way of news
and about him is generally just the
man who should return thanks three
times day for the things the news.
papers know about him and don't
print. There is not one man in ten
Of whom the newspaper man could not
print something that lie does not want
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
Low Rates East.

On June A, 8, II and ~. Colorado
agents will sell tickets via the Obi
cago. Union Pacific and Northwestern
Ry to Chicago, st. Paul, Minnea
polls and intermediate points at rate
of one fare for the round trip, plus
81, limited to October 3lst
On June 80 to July 4th, inclusive.
from Denver, Colorado Springs and
Pueblo and return 5000 account
meeting of National Educational as
sociation.
For further information call or
write d. W. Aldridge. General Agent
Chicago and Northwestern Ry., Sol
Seventeenth ST.. Denver. 59-lm
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
Excursion Rates East.

One fare and $500. Go via the
Union Pacific. Round trip tickets
will be ON sale June A, 8, IL, and IL
to Chicago, st. Louis, Memphis,
Duluth, Kansas City and many other
poipts east Of the Missouri ggiysy.f fipAl
Union Pacific and you will have a
delightful trip; it is the quickest and
best route.
Full information cheerfully furn-
ished on application to.
E. r. GRIFFIN, Gen. Agt..
94l-17th St.. Denver, Colo.
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
Too Great a Risk.

In almost every neighborhood some
one has died from an attack of collie
or cholera morbus, often before med
icine could be procured or physician
sumomned. A reliable remedy for
these diseases should be kept at hard.
The risk is too great for anyone to
take. Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Disrrhoea Remedy has undoubt-
edly saved the lives Of more people
and, relieved more pain and suffering
than any other medicine in use. 1t
can always be depended upon. For
sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
Santa Fe Excursions.

On July to 10 inclusive the Santa
Fe will sell round trip tickest for one
first class fare plus two dollars from
Florence to all points in Minnesota,
Iowa, Northern peninsula of Michi-
gan, Wisconsin, part of Illinois, part
of Missouri. Chicago, Atchisou
Omaha and Memphis.
Tenn. Final return limit ninety
days from date Of sale.
A. G. PALMER. Agent.
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26

order that $40, 900 crown from the
Paris goldsmith until he has had
assurance of a place. whereon to lay
his head. With greater prudence the
goldsmith has doubtless secured de-
posit as preliminary and guarantee
OF full payment before carrying the
design too far. Il Chicago Chronicle.
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
Knows and does not tell. y
90 -
Dilema of King Peter.

King Peter of Servia must be OF
opinion that the funeral baked meats
do ooldly furnish forth coronation
feast.
About to start for his capital to re-
ceive his bloody crown, he Is informed
by Austria and Russia, that his first
royal act must be to punish the mur-
derers Of his predecessor. Inasmuch
as it is to these gentry he is indebted
or the proffer of the crown, any at
tempt on his part to cast RETROSPECT
tive glance upon their crimes will
instantly be answered by their with
drawal OF the bauble Peter expects to
don on Wednesday next.
AS only Peter the private he can
punish nobody. II AS Peter the king
he fails to obey Austria and Russia
the state OF Servia will be benevolent
ly assimilated by one or the other or
will be placed under their joint pro-
tectorate.
The conduct of the ruling cabal at
Belgrade. cabal not less squalid
because it had the sanction of the
Greek archbishop, is shock to civil
zstion. Austria and Russia feel the
shock in personal sense. II, having
the power to exercise suzerainty in
Servia they fail to preach chastise-
ment OF royal assassination the lesson
Of failure might at any moment be
ties. Their moral attitude toward
the assassins of Obrenovitch is not |
wholly disinterested. For this reason |
it is likely to be the more effective.
King Peter will find life more com.
Portable as a royal exile in Geneva
than as the occupant of the blood
stained throne offered him by the
pretoriap guard at Belgrade.
The conflict between the makers
and unmakers of kings in Servla and
the joint power of Russia and Austria
isl llikely to be precipitated by King
Peters coronation. or the outcome
there can be, fortunately no doubt
Peter" means rock. But in this
instance its wearer is apparently des-
tined to be the rock not upon which
the kingdom of Servia shall be secure
ly built but the rock upon which that
nominal principaiity shall go literally
TO pieces.
1t is not probable that King Peter
IS versed in Milton. If he were he {
night opportunely recall that person
'ge who also
The Likeness Of q kingly crown had on.
and who. like him, was compelled
O exclsim:
Which way shall l fly
Infinite wrsth and infinite despair?
It were provident Of Peter not to
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
Half Rates East,

On June 8. 6, l2 and ID, the Obi
cago, Milwaukee g. St. Paul Railway,
will sell tickets to Chicago, Milwau-
kee, Minneapolis, st. Paul and in
termediate points. for one fare plus
$500 for the round trip. Tickets
good returning until October 81.
Daily through car service from Den
yer. ]. e. Preston,
Commercial Agt,
tt 1929 18th St., Denver, Colo
The daily tribune., 1903-06-26
Atehison. Topeka & Santa Fe Railway

No. 625-From Pueblo and all
=, points east, arrive daily tIao
No 626-For Pueblo and ali points I"
:, east, depart daily. .. sM
No. 6sl-From Florehce and Rock IN
No AZ 5oFrSS,,r eT1cept snnday, depart +;oOpm M
n!py' sunuAy' rrive---------.------ 1890 p IN
Chica 90 .oa I'll nt,oh @ II now made at Pueblo for
with Cslfornia limited FOR Los Ansai.. .u.s ns
San Francisco. AnSeies ana
fully answered """ ehoer
Descriptive literature folders fro. hv @
A. 3. PALsER Agent,
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-11-30
Bishops Son Would Swamp.

Not every man who wears
cruisers boots and mackinaW
jacket is a lumberjack in the
truest sense Of the word. Sat-
urday young man hired out at
the Pioneer employment office to
go to the camps of the Clear
water Logging Co., who is a son
Of the Bishop Of Trondjhem, the
head Of the state church in Nor
way. The young man had run
away from home and lived a gay
life for the past eight months.
Yesterday morning he decided
that he would go in the woods
and he was hired. At six o'clock,
however, came a telegram from a
friend of his fathers in Duluth,
which entirely changed his plans
and he left for Duluth on the
midnight train.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-11-30
BIG CALENDAR
District Court C0nyenes at Grand
Rapids Tomorrow With Elk.
ira Large Calendar.

The regular fall session of the
Itasca county district court will
be convened at Grand Rapids to-
morrow morning, Judge Spooner
presiding. There are seventy
four cases on the civil calendar
and eight on the criminal calen-
dar and the grand jury yet to
hear from. One of the cases on
the criminal calendar is muir
der case and another is for en-
bezzlement. The grand jury will
also return indictments in sew
eral important matters no dou bt.
At Grand Rapids the term is ex-
pected to continue for a month,
but Judge Spooner has a record
as working Judge and hopes to
dispose of the calendar in short
er time. Judge Spooner and
Court Stenographer Cameron
leave tonight for Grand Rapids.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-11-30
Meetings Largely Attended.

An audience which taxed the
capacity of the First Presbyterian
church attended the union ser
vices last night. The sermon OF
the evening was by the Rev.
Wilson and was a very able effort.
The special meetings will be con
tinued every evening until fur
Their notice. Tonight the subject
will be "Face to Face Before
God," tomorrow evening "a Sin
That Will Never Be Forgiven, /"
Wednesday evening "Too Small
to See Jesus, !" Thursday evening
can Old Time Jubilee, and Fri
day evening "Dead Young Men
and Women. =
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-11-30
BEES in BELFRY
Geo. O'Shea Goes to the Bad on
the Subject of SpirituaIism and
Delivers a Body Blow.

George O,Shea, a woodsman.
caused something Of sensation
at the Markham hotel yesterday
afternoon by engaging in fight
with Paddy Murtagh without
first notifying that gentleman
that he had Just cause and griev-
ance. O'Shea was arrested and
found to be in a demented condi-
ton. He seems to be insane
upon the subject Of spiritualism
and says the reason he attacked
Murtagh was because he made
noise and frightened away four
spirits who had come into the
hotel to pour forth their soul.
O'Shea was taken to the county
jail. He had an examination be-
fore Judge Clark this morning
and will be taken to Fergus Falls
tonight.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-11-30
Want County Redistricted.

Editor Geo. e. Davis, of the
Rainy River Region, returned
yesterday to his home at Beau
dette. Mr.. Davis is authority
for the statement that at the first
meeting Of the commissioners in
the new year a delegation Of
citizens from the northern por-
ton Of the county will be present
toargue and petition the commits
sioners to have the county re-
districted into commissioner dis
tricts, which will give the north
ern part of the county better
representation than it has at
present.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-11-30
Proof Protested.

Judge Spooner went to Cass
Lake Saturday in his capacity as
trustee for the townsite of Rich
ards to make final proof on the
townsite before the U. S. land
office. A protest to the proof
was entered by R. Fleming, of
Bena. The proof is protested
upon a number of grounds, chief
of which is raised as an obstacle
that the district court has no
jurisdiction. The matter was
continued until the 18th of Dec.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-11-30
Basket Ball Team.

A meeting will be held at the
Firemen S room in the city hall
tonight at 8 o'clock for the pur
pose of organizing a basket ball
team and all who are interested
in basket ball are invited to at
tend. Harry Arnold, of football
fame, and A. L. Cunningham are.
interesting themselves in the
matter and it is hoped to have a
good attendance out tonight.
Basket ball is a popular sport
and there is talent in Bemidji for
one of the fastest teams in the
state if itcan be interested.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-11-30
Two RunaWayS.

Two very lively runaways add
ed to the diversion of down town
life this morning. The dray team
Of John McAvoy took fright at a
freight train at the Great North
ern avenue and scampered up
Minnesota avenue to First street
when they turned to the Mark
ham hotel. No damage was done
aside from ruffiing the temper of
the genial4J Ohm. An hour later a
farmers team started the same
trick and was captured after a
lively dash. No damage was
done.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-11-30
Plan a Glove Contest.

Articles for ten round glove
contest between Tourist Rogers
and a colored feather weight
have been signed and the go is
to be pulled off at Cass Lake
Saturday Of this week. Both the
participants have local reputa-
tions as pugs. Rogers came to
this city this morning to go into
training, but later decided that
he would return to Cass Lake.
Quite a delegation from this city
plans to attend.
The daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Beltrami Co., Minn.) 1903-1904, 1903-11-30
WOman's Narrow Escape.

Police Officer John Cline is en-.
titled to credit for having saved
the life of woman at the Great
Northern depot Saturday after
noon just as the west bound pas
senger was leaving the depot.
The lady attempted to board the
train and then suddenly decided
that she would get off. She
Jumped backwards from the
steps and lost her footing on the
slippery platform. Mr.. Cline
saved her from going under the
wheels.