Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-03-25

Never draw q sight draft on . blind
man.
We never won a cent on q tip or an
inch.
Not all men are bad, not all women
good.
Conscience never uses a mega
phone.
Few artists are too lazy to draw
their salaries.
A skunk is never really powerful
till you kick it.
All dogs are lap-dogs-at least, they
drink that way.
You can't convince a brunette that
all is fair in love.
A married man always resents advice
from a bachelor.
Two many qusrrels are picked be-
fore they are ripe.
Bad luck generally follows in the
wake OF bad habits.
You can't keep your friends and
give Jnem away bOOs
If the society woman is ever in love
10 is with her mirror.
The leader of the orchestra always
has TO face the music.
Prejudice roosts on q perch from
which facts are barred.
Whisky has only been officially ban
ished from the Capitol.
The booster doesn't have to be load
ed to shoot off his month.
II you would travel the road to sue
cess keep out Of the ruts.
everything takes his hat off to
me-" sinrs the March wind.
Some PEOPLE seem to think that the
sin Of gambling is in losing.
In t. o crisis Of a divorce suit a TO-
man il SPIT to be unnamed.
Those who love you: Have you any
other proof than their wordP
The real estate Spectator is gener-
ally looking for a landmark.
Even a love match may flicker out
before the winds of adversely.
When 4 man sends a telegram he
realizes that what he Gays goes.
The mar who fails is apt to regard
success as a matter of accident.
The most natural thing in the world
for a oms to do is to scream.
The man who is poor by nature is
apt to be ruined by cultivation.
A woman may be shy on birthdays
without being behind the times.
Some people always think that the
soldier Is better than the officer.
When a woman is tough, she can
make a man ashamed of himself.
It's safer TO learn from your enimies
than IL Is to instruct your friends.
When a man NEEDLES with politics
he must either put up or shut up.
Many q courageous man will take
water rather than pay for a drink.
The sparkle which goes out of wife.
hood partly returns to widowhood.
The successful money-maker is gen.
orally a dismal failure AS q spender.
A man does not have to be a car
penter to properly frame sentences.
tits easier to invent q windmill thar
1t Is 20 raise the wind to make it go.
Some fellows raise whiskers because
they can't raise the price Of q shave
How completely a man is all In whel
the mourners return from bis funeral
Conscience is something that trou
bles us after we have beep found out
Men never know as much abou
anything as women know about dress
II you like any one, his mistakes ar
almost as easy to excuse as your own
The ceutipede doesn't mind beinj
told that be has n foot in the grave
The fellow who plays the trombon,
generally does a lot of blowing abOu
It.
A charming conversatlonallst is ON
who lets others do most of the talk
ing.
Beef is not so high as it has been
still il is q good deal higher than
was.
There may be 8 lot Of credit d1e
mans wife, but she usually demand
cash.
Wonder how Mr.. Roosevelt viii lik
his new title, president Of the BlacI
Belt9"
When & fellow Is In love be may Eel
on in weight and still increase /
signs.
It takes imagination to plan gres
deeds and lack of it to accomplish
them.
The ties Of wedlock are the kind
man has to wear because bis wife buy
them.
When an actor breaks down fro1
overstudy he has to rely on his under
study.
When 8 poet falls in love with q gil
it is natural that he should run {
metre.
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