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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
JOKES az COLLEGE MEN.

Seine Of Then Are Handed Bows
Fro Decoration to G~enefat10n.
There are some college jeux d'esprit
which time and tie absence Of their
own sustaining atmosphere have not
wholly dedicated, says William Math.
ews in the Saturday Evening Post-aa,
for example. the reply Of q senior.
whose class was studying mental phi
losophy. when asked. Does an effect
ever go before a cause3" Yes, sir:
sometimes" "Give an example" "A
a wheeling a barrow" That student
would certainly have distinguished him
self at special pleading II he had be-
come a lawyer who. when asked by his
professor IN Monday morning II he
had attended church the day before
replied. Yes. sir; I attended the First
church," and to the question. Are you
not aware, sir. that there was no serv-
lee at the First church yesterdays" re-
piled. Il meant. professor. the first
church l came to-"
We doubt il Tom Hood or Horace
Smith. quick witted as they were. could
have made a happier reply than that
made by a wit In Waterville college
NOV Colby a the class Of rs to Pro
fessOr Martin B. Anderson. afterward
the famed president of Rochester uni.
versity. One morning he read In the
classroom a sparkling essay. and the
professor. knowing or suspecting 1t to
have been cribbed from some public
print. asked as the reader sat down,
rs that essay original. Mr.. Jones?'
"Why. yes. SIR said Jones with imper-
turbable GOODNESS and that pasteboard
look hich he always wore, Il suppose
it is. 1t had original over 1t In the
newspaper l took it FROM"
1t was a Brown university student
who had the front to ask Professor
Caswell whether his name would not be
as well without the c.
1t was a Brown graduate who at the
age of sixty led to the hymeneal altar a
bride Of twenty-five and who. being
asked by q college classmate how he
contrived at his frosty time Of life to
win h affections of so young a woman,
replied. "Oh. it was easy enough. l
just addressed to her two lines Of poe
Try. l wrote:
III love Is a name that is kindled by fire,
Then an old stick is best because tits
drier."
1t was a Harvard student who many
years ago had the courage at the sud
den apparition Of Professor r. at q
bonfire which the youth with other stu.
dents had kindled in the college yard
to stand and confront him when, as in
the case Of C%asabianca on the burning
deck. "all but him had fed Il I'M
surprised, Thomson, to find you in such
company" exclaimed the professor. Il
e nobody here but you and me, pro-
fessOr." was the reply.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE.

Published every Friday; eight pages
c%ontaining a summary Of the news Of the
week. local and foreign-particular atten'
ton being paid to state news. Sent to
any address, postage paid. for $40 fol
one year; so cents for six months; 25 cents
for three months.
The Bismarck Tribune Is the Oldest
newspaper in the state-established June
II. 1873. 1t has n wide circulation and l.
q desirable advertising medium. Being
published at the capital of the state IT
makes a feature Of state news. of a semi
ot1ciai character, and is therefore particu-
larly interesting to all who desire to keep
the run Of state affairs-politicai, social
and business.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Many superstitious beliefs as to the
Influence of the moon still remain.
In some localities it is believed to be
unlucky to be empty handed when one
first behOYds the new moon. and among
the same people having silver in the
hands or gold in the pockets is a good
sign" If one is about entering upon
an important undertaking. he had best
defer proceedings until the mOon is
"fulling"-that is. until some time be-
tween new" and full" moon.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
A I.rue Friend.

1t takes a great soul to be a true
friend-a large. catholic. steadfast and
loving spirit. One must forgive much.
forget much. fOrbear much. 1t costs to
be a friend or to have a friend. There
Is nothing else in life except mother
hood that costs so much. 1t not only
costs time. affection. strength, patience.
love-sometimes n man must even lay
down his life for his friends. There is
no true friendship without self abnega.
ton. self sacrifice.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Former Insurance Commissioner
George w. Harrison announces that
he will return to Lisbon about May 10
and resume charge OF the Free Press.
George went down to Chicago to assist
in the advertising department OF
Boyce's Weekly, but is satisfied that
he would never be contented In Chi
cago after breathing the pure air of
North Dakota.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
WhvY

One of the wonderful things is that
a woman Of fair intelligence will paint
her cheeks like Il clowns and appear
on the streets. Why does she dc 1t?
Doe she imagine that people think the
paint is bloom of youth? Does she not
know that people laugh at her? There
are two things that people are quick
TO ~notice-when a ma wears a wig
and when Il woma paints her cheeks,
-AtchisOn Globe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
The Ocullst.

Patient Il can't see that there's Q
thing wrong with my eyesight.
Oculist Jonniwyse = The most posi-
tive proof that you need glasses, my
dear sir. when you are unable to see
anything so plain as that!-Los Angeles
Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
Born with Their.

Mamma" said the little girl, her
eyes wide with excitement. II do be.
lieve the minister told a story"
"Why. the idea." said her mother.
"YOu don't know what you are say.
ing"
But ! do. mamma. heard papa
ask him how long he had worn whisk
ers. and he said he had worn them oil
his life"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

What? Fifty cents Il box for those
pills." cried the customer. why, it's
robbery"
II wouldn't say that" returned the
druggist coOlly.
"NO?"
mo. Since pills are under discus
siOn. I'd try to be humorous and call 1t
'Dillage.' "-PhiladelphIa Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
Accomplished.

Mrs. Gimp-Is Miss Stitcher much Of
q dressmaker!
Miss Piping-Splendid. She never
has to make a dress over more than
two or three times.-Boston Transcript.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Major Buttz was honored by a reso-
luton passed BY the Lisbon G. A. R.,
thanking him for his efforts in obtain
ing the passage Of the bill making an
appropriation for a monument to mark
the graves OF deceased soldiers in The
Lisbon cemetery.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Advise an old mar to marry a woman
young enough to be his daughter. and
he may ask II you take him for . feol.
but he win not b o3ended.-Atchisoo
Globe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

The Need Of Modish soda Mat.
Under ordinary social and gastronom-
ic conditions there is probably a great
deal more heartburn than heartburn.
ings.-IndianapOlis News.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20
TIL DAILY

Published every afternoon. except sum
day. at Bismarck. North Dakota, Is deliv-
cred by carrier to al parts of the city at
30 cents per month, or So per year. The
daily sent to any address In the United
States and Canada, postage prepaid, SO per
year; So for six months; 81 80 for three
months.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

Susie Jackson (ecstatically)-Oh. mud.
der. I'ze shuah AbsalOm lubs me. cause
when he presses me toe his bosom I kin
feel his heart t'robbin' violently!
Mrs. Jackson-Humph! Am yO' shuah
It amt his dollar watch 20 feel t'rob
bin? got fooled dat way mahsaif on
youah fadder.-Leslie's Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-04-20

"She's evidently the apple Of his
eye"
HE told me she was a peach"
$50? Well. at any rate. they r .
fine looking pair."-Indianapolis News.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02
TIE CITY CHARTER.

The HERALD could add little, it
will not attempt to add anything, to
the cOnversative letter over the sig
nature of J. II. SimontOn in the
new city charter, printed elsewhere
IN this paper. The writer is an old
resident of the city, has been active
i'll it's affairs, and has thorough
knowledge of the needs of the city
both present and prospective. The
advantages of new charter are SO
clearly set forth as to admit Of no
controversy.
The HERALD cannot too strongly
urge upon the voters of the city the
necessity of new charter, and the
one offered, while not perfect i'll
detail, can be amended and streng-
thened at any time the people SO
will. The old charter, full of faults
and flaws, is unyielding rs rock -
nothing can be done with or for it,
except to throw it away and get a
better one. Vote for the new char
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02
A Crying Need.

There are not enough mail clerks to
matter passing over the rail road
lines in this vicinity. 1t frequently
happens that mail for Sank Centre
5 carried by, and delivered upon the
return trip. A clerk living in this
lily calls the HERAID'S attention to
he following from the St. Paul DIS
patch on Monday, and says that it is
uOt Overlrawn-thatt the clerks on all
ines in the Northwest are oyer
yorked, and they are not in the east
1t fault for the delay:
Zone of the difficulties commended
with by employees of the government
.iail service is now very well known
. those on tie inside. On many of
,iIc runs here in the west the service
IS not sufficient TO properly handle the
iargs bulk of mail.
Letters are received in St. Paul four
lays later than they should be if de-
ivered on time. One case in particu
Ar. which is known to be abs olutely
5 represented, shows what may hap
zen sometimes. On account of lack
Of sufficient number of mail clerks on
/ certain run several tons of mail
which ought to have been put of at
St. Paul on certain Monday was not
IN shape for distribution when the
rain reached st. Paul, and was car
led back over the route three hum
tired miles and then run back to st.
PAUL again, when about half of it had
oeen properly sorted. The half that
was not sorted WAS again shunted
Dack to the end of the run and reached
st. Paul sorted on Thursday night
aud was delivered en- Friday morning
instead Of Monday evening as it
should have been. The mail clerks
we're not 20 blame because they could
10 only so much and were not allowed
any more assistants.
Another thing in connection with
his one incident is interesting. Just
now the government is having one of
The mail weighing tests made on which
to let four years contract. This is
four tons of mail which was sent out
of St. Paul three times and back twice
was weighed each time, and the result
is that the government will pay for
this extra weight for four years to
come.
This is but one case out of many
which might be quoted.'
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02
Sank Lake Creamery.

Oh Saturday last numuer of farm
ers ffet at the Red Brick school hou- r,
on the Birchdale road AID organized
a creamery association under the title
of the Sank Lake Creamery. The or
ganization WAS not perfected. as no
off :crs were elected, but Il committee
is cAnvaasing for patrons and a~cer-
tanning the Eumbcr Of cows available.
1t is proposed to build the creamery
in this city, and Il suita bic sile is be-
ing sought for. 1t was deemed best o
locate it in the city as central to the
farmers on both sides of Sank Lake,
as also those east of tOwn-aIi of
wi are taking a lively interest in
the matter. J. F. Coyle, Alex. d. D:
den, r. Gamradt and J. r. Forkner
are representative of the several 10
calities from which the creamery eX-
poets TO draw it's patronage. They
are very confident they will secure the
required number of COWS to make the
creamery an assured success.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02
PLEASANT VALLEY.

The farmers in this vicinity are pre-
pared for another spring Of hard
work.
Alvin Lamb has rented the farm
known as the Perkins place.
Win Pesheck made business trip
to Sank Centre on Tuesday.
Leslie Worland who has been work
ing in the vicinity of Cass Lake during
the winter visited Mr.. and Mrs. Win
Caughren last week.
U. J. Coons has bought Mr.. Bruce S
team of horses for 300 cash.
The dance which was given at tt e
residence of B. P. Huston on Friday
evening last was heartily enjoyed by
all who attended. The music was
furnished by the Worland Bros. and
was fully appreciated by the dancers
A few of the Unity people were en-
tertained at cards on last Friday even
ing at the Pleasant View farm.
Charles Weddick, who has notbeen
seen in this vicinity since last Decem-
Der, came home last week. Mr.. We'd
dick has been attending the Sank
Centre Business College where he
completed the Normal course.
Mrs. U. j. Coons visited Sank
Centre friends on Monday.
Bennle Huston seems to be making
frequent trips to Melrose. What is
unknown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jos. Veeder went to
Sank Centre on Tuesday where they
spent the evening at the Opera house.
Ed. Sommers of Melrose. came up
to attend the party at Mr.. Huston's. on
Friday evening.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02
! Good Passenger Service

On Wednesday Of this week the
Northern Pacific railway commenced
OPERATING passenger train over TIL.
Li@fe Falls and Dakota Dranch. For
twenty years the only regular train
has been a creeping, crawling mixed
tram occupying SO much CT the day
and night to make The distance he
TWEEN Morris and Little Falls as the
ii o.! eXaCting rUtaruatiOnist could
possibly demand. Now al this is
chaaged. The train going eastward
willieave this city at 9:20 a. M, max
ing close connections with the limited
1T Little Falls, arriving in ST. PAU st
2 p. m. Returning it makes close con-
nection at Little Fails, and arrives
h 'r9 at $40 p. m.
Tits hoped the travelling public will
APPRECIATE this change and make such
abundant use OF tire train as will e.
sure indefinite service.
A change of time on the main lne
VII soon oe mdde, WHICH Will result III
corresponding changcin this train
but, due notice will be given.
A,other feature not to be lightly
@ -ti;nated is the fact that the r%nAin"
arrangements will now le"miC 1rr
" estGOrt, Willard and Gi4cnWUOu
frit nd, as also those farther west, I,
remain in the city long enousL 20
transact bushes and return home the
ulAc day.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02
Ooening Lands For Entry.

Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing land has bsen surveyed, to-wit:
Lot 9, sec 10, 7. 1876 NJ, R. % W., Lot
5. Sec. IS, T. 1875 NJ, r. 20 W., and
Lot |, Sec. 26, T. 43 NJ, r. q w. and
that the plat of the survey Of the same
will be filed in this Office on the lst day
of May, 1908, and that on and after
said day applications will be received
for the entry Of the lands included in
such survey.
M. D. TAYLOR, Register.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02
DISTRICT COURT SUMMONS.
CTATE OF MINNESOTA, C
- COUNTY OF STEAKNs.

S,TATE OF MINNESOTA,
- COUNTY OF STEARNS
District Court Seventh Judicial District.
James Leroy McNeice, Plaintiff
against
John Barnard. Defendant.
THE STATE OF MINNESOTA, TO THE ABOVE
NAMED Defendants:
You are hereby summoned and required to
answer the complain of the Plointiff in the
above entitled action which is fled in the Of
fee of the Clerk of the District Court or the
Seventh Judicial District in and for the
County of StearnS and State or Minnesota.
and to serve copy of your answer to the
said complaint on the subscribers. at their
office i'm the City of Sank Centre in said
County. within twenty days after the service
of this summons upon you. exclusive OF the
day of such service: and if you fail to answer
the said complaint within the time aforesaid
the Plaintiff in this action will take judg-
ment against you for the sum Of One Humid
red and Fifty Dollars with interest at the
rate of IL per cent per annum from the 3lst
day of October, 1908, together with the costs
and disbursements of this action.
MINER & VANCAMP. Plaintiffs Attorneys,
Dated March %, 1908 Sank Centre, Mimi
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02
School Election.

AS usual, the annual election for two
directors of the city's public schools
was a very tame and uninteresting
event. Messrs. Dean and Cooper were
reelected to succeed themselves, both
being veterans in the service. Wheth-
er it be lack of interest or abundance
of confidence does not appear-prob-
ably both-there were but sixteen
votes cast, and seven of them were by
officers and attaches of the public
schools, viz: five directors, the super
intendent and the janitor. How much
more satisfactory it would be to all
parties concerned if the people would
turn out at these election and show az
frmatively that they appreciate the
devoted work Of the school board.
There was no sentiment in favor of a
change-every vote was for the two
candidates-but it would have been
far more complimentary to them to
lave $50 votes instead of sixteen.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02

edge does not long to enter, sathtr he
to whom the portals have been op.ned
and who has had glimpse of what
il within.
An Increased Appropriation whirt
Will permit the employment Of e.
CT Mt Instructors and provide ad -4u..te
equipment for the course ard such
heatty cooperation between the cOun-
ty superintendent and the high school
principal as will induce those desiring
PREPARATION for rurAt school servitc
t" eek tie as-i-taLce which such a
course Offers will make ihe high sch0ol
teachers cover an efficient aid in ytr.
educational system.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02
Death of John MoShier.

John Moshier died on Monday
morning at 8 O'Clock of heart failure
at the age of 70 years. He made his
home with his daughter, Mrs. Livonia
Mastenbrook, of 1914 Breckenridge
avenue. Deceased has made St. Cloud
his home for a number of years and
WAS employed at the Great Northern
car shops. His death caused deep
regret among a large circle of friends
and the family will receive the SYM
pathy of the entire community. Mr..
Moshier was an honored member of
the Masonic lodge which will have
charge of the funeral.--Journal Press.
Mr.. Moshier was for years a resi-
dent of this city, running the engine
on the train between this city and
Eagle Bend. He was popular with
everyone --one of the most genial OF
men.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02

J. Fl. Angstman visited friends at
Princeton during the past week. He
saw Fin. McCracken who purch ased
a farm about four miles from Prince
ton a little more than a year ago. He
has a fne farm and seems we'll salts
fed.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02

Twenty million dollars of Mime
sofa crops were destroyed in 1902.
For reliable protection insure in the
State Farmers Mutual Hail Insurance
Co., OF Waseca, MINI. Losses al
ways paid in full. Responsible agen is
for 1903 wanted. Write today.
F. T. DAY.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-04-02

Ed. Dunlap will remove from the
Davidson house to that of Josiah
Cooper, now occupied by J. F. Stark.
Mr.. Stark will remove across the
street to the Kurrell house. These
changes will take place in the near
future.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-05-05
FREE MEDICINE
Mcbride & Will Make an Unusual
Offer to Women.

Marshalitown women know from sad
experience The folly of trying to cure
their diseases by ordinary medicine. 1t
Is as foolish to expect to cure falling
of the womb. irregular menstruation or
other female troubles" by the usual
ston, n drugging as it would to cure
q burn or sprained wrist in that way.
The Palm Vine treatment is the only
scientific way of curing women's dis
eases. 1t cosists of two separate and
distinct medicines: one for internal
use, and other for direct application.
Each of these medicines sells at
fifty cents, but to introduce the treat
ment in Marshaltown Mcbride & Will
will give with every package of Palm
Vine they sell a soc. package of sana-
tive tablets, and will further agree to
refund the SO cents If the purchaser is
not satisfied.
This unusual offer can be continued
for a short time only. so every woman
suffering from falling of the womb, ir-
regular or painful menstruation, back
ache or ovarian trouble should take adj
vantage of it at once.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-05-05
Click Re elected Trustee.

The annual meeting of the Marshal u
Cemetery Association was held Monday
afternoon in the Fidelity Savings Bank
parlors and DR.. George Click, of Des
Moines, was reelected to succeed HIM
self as member of the board of trus-
tees. The term is for five years. DR..
Click has been member Of the board
ever since the cemetery association
was iormed, on April 2, 1863, and today
there is no one who takes more inter-
est in the work than he. DR.. Click and
Rev. Louis Delos Were the ones who
first started the agitation Of the estab-
iishment Of Riverside. and the first
board was composed, in addition to
them, of Thomas Mercer, j. M. Wood
bury and william Battin. Mr.. Battin
and DR.. Click are the only surviving
members, An interesting bit OF his
tory might be mentioned in this con-
nection. DIR. Click was one who advo-
Gated the purchase of thirty acres that
now constitute Riverside, when the as
ISOLATION decided to buy land for. a
new cemetery. Reuben Webster,
father of Hon. Byron Webster, opposed
DIR. Click, thinking twenty acres was
sufficient for all time to come. He
asked DR.. Click the question. What
are you going to do with so much
land?" Why" DIR. Click replied, II
expect to live to see the dayswhen. Mar
shalltown will be city, of 10000 peo-
ple'
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-05-05

WEAKNESS. insomnia, impure blood,
and nerve troubles make life burden
for our women in spring time. Accu-
mutations of waste and morbid matters
in the blood during the winter season
have poisoned the life stream, causing
the liver to become sluggish, and the
kidneys are suffering and unable to re-
move waste and dangerous products
from the system. 1t is now time for
the sick and ailing to strike at the
root of trouble. The month of May
should be a time of recuperation and
cure. The needed and blessed work
can be successfully accomplished by
the use of Paine's Celery Compound,
the only medicine that can correct un-
healthy nerve action, and feed the
nerve centers with elements that will
build them up into healthy tissues.
Try Paine's Celery Compound this
month If you are suffering. weak, Ian
guild, and respondent; happy and bles-
sed results will follow. Mrs. Rebecca K