The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-11-21

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week; no canvassing; steady work; send
stamped envelope. Surety Mfg. Co, Chi
cago, Ill
LADIES having fancy work to sell, DOLL
les, centerpieces, Battenberg and drawn
work. send stamped envelope Ladies Ex-
change. D34. Monroe ST., chicago.
without any instructions whatever.'-
Washington Star.
Section Boss-'eWhat is all that argu
ing down the road?" F'oreman-''Why,
the man operating the steam roller in
sists that we shall call him chauf-
feur. "-Philadelphia Record.
John dear" said the sick mans wife.
I'll have to run away from you for an
hour or so today. 1 have to get the ma
terial for a new dress that the dress
man, do you think it is right for you
to be thinking of dress while l am so
sick?" why. John. it will be all right,
no matter what happens. It's a black
dress. "-Philadelphia Press.
well, Mary I had another proposal
last night" 1T must be nice thing to
have money Chicago Chronicle.
No doubt we ought to love our work
same category with loving our enc
mies.-Puck.
MabeI-"Did he stutter when he pro-
posed?" Ethel-"No, don't think So"
Mebel-'Really? He must have improv-
ed!"-Punch.
'eWhat a frightfully loud. far-carry-
ing voice that girl has!" That's her
opera voice. You know her father has
T11I rrn
Mrs. Goode-''Ten me at once how
you learned that vile habitp Tuffy
McNutt-"Couldn't do it fur nuttin'.
mum, but I'll teach yer how to smoke
fer 10 s.''-Chicago Daily News.
''How do you like civilization?'
Civilization answered the Sultan of
Morocco, lis like the bicycle 1 have
been learning to ride. It's great as
long as you can manage to stay on
op.''-Washington Star.
''What is your opinion of the secret
ballot?" asked the citizen after cleo
ton "Well, it is my opinion" replied
secret longer some of US would be
happier. "-Yonkers Statesman.
aufhop Mrs s %fE Mrn f soffny
MY husband" REPRESENTATION me;
didn't know he wrote Mrs. Softly
"Oh, but he does, and so nicely
checks?'-Town and Country.
Lady Customer Gin book store)-
Give me a copy of Romeo and
81 lind I've only got rs cents. Just
give me Romeo. st. Paul Pioneer
Press.
the soinster. STEADY going ones are
the best oh said the experienced
one, "I thought perhaps it was be-
cause when they have tendency to
be fNst it is hard to set them right -
Chicago Daily News.
MARIA, I want. a chicken snothered in
Cook-If We want it killed in as cruel a
way as that, yen have ter do it yerself
mum!-Comic Cuts.
Doesn't the Bible, say: Man can not
live by. bread alone?
| II believe So
4 suppose that's the reason bakers ge
married The Deacon
Don't go whinin' round an grievin'
Sayin' that you've had no chance;
Half tn world will be believin'
It's your own blamed ignorance;
Grab tn oars an pull like thunder.
/ Don't hang back and try to shirk;
y
Quit your chewin-get to work.
Hustle, an some future day
| Things are bound to come your way
| Los Angeles (Cal.) Times.
| When a woman runs across a rea
lmean man she invariably compares hin
Ito her misunderstanding Ga.
Democrat
you will have to admit that wome1
are better at driving bargains than mel
are"
Not invariably. Suppose the bar
gain is a pound of nails ?''-KansasCit.
Journal.
Bucolicus-sWell, any way, you
have to admit that most of the peopl
who amount to anything come from tn
country" City One-''That's right, oil
man. That's the reason I don't like +
I'd hate to have to live with the punc
that's left."-Cincinnati Commercial
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