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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
His Inference.

Chollie Up-to-D ate-Life Is worth llv-
Ing down In my Office now. I've got
one Of those visible typewriters.
Wallie Ketchon-Ah! The kind that
wears those lacy Enthusiastically.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
Rhsuma.,sm.s Ki,lInr Pain.

Left In quick order after taxing IA
doses OF DR.. Skiryln's Rheumatic Cure
In tablet TORN. y doses xoc' POSTPAID.
wv. N. I'd
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31

Tourist Tin Kentucky)--Have you
lived here all your life?
Cclored Citizen-Yes, sahi
Tourist-Haye they ever attempted
to lynch you?
Colored Citizen-No, sab. / allus
votes de Dimmercrat t~icket.-Puck.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for ChfldrsA
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurss
in the Children's Home in New York, curs
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach.
Teething Disorders, move and regulate th6
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 80, O00tes-
timonials. At all Druggists, 25c. Sampls
FREE. Address a. S. Ollastsd, LeRoy,N.Y,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31

''l,his IL q fitting opportunity" as 'ns
lady said when Visiting her dresS
maker
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31

II couldn't stand the strain" as tne
man said when he fed from a German
band.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31

To Cure n Cold IN One day.
Take Laxative Bromo QuiEine Tablets. An
druggists refund monavfrftfails TO cure. 20
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31

Inm snre Piso's Cure for Consumption save'
my life three years ago-~Mrs- THossh 9shiAS
Maple Street. Norwich. N. ", Feb. ~ 1903
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31

Aside from the immortality OF ly,o&'
It Is a reforming habit that grows upon
one.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
Mrs. wlrstow.s soothing syrnp
a sure Preventive.

FOR children ieethiag, fofiens tie gums, reduces b
Examination. allays pain. wiEd eolic. 25c 6 bottil
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31

with \
'ssft her
- ligh
ssnly p|
evifuy
hdled.
u
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
coK<tees.

Finance-R. Hardy, chairman; C.
L. Byrne, w. F. Wilmington.
Street and Alley-The aldermen for
each ward are the committee for their
respective wards, with the mayor az
chairman over them all.
Police.-C. F. Fraiey. chairman; J..
8. McChar0n. W. T. Gardner.
Fire-W. T. Gardner. chairman; G.
f. Fraley, r. w. RandoL
Waterworks-C. L. Byrne. chairman;
w. F. Wilmington, r. Hardy.
Ordinance.-J. 8 Mullens. chairman;
r w. Randol, G. l. Byrne.
Cemetery-R. w. Randol, chairman;
w. T. Gardner, ]. 8. McCharen.
Sanitary. s. McCharen, chairman;
G. F. Fraley, J. s. Mullen.
Improvement-W. f. Wilmington
chairman; r. Hardy. R. w. Randol. G.
L. Byrne.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
Indian rrih.. Of IN. snuth.

The Cherokees. as far back as the
whites have any knowledge OF them,
occupied portions of northeast Aia-
bama, southeast Tennessee, western
North Carolina and a portion of north
west Georgia. They were essentially
a hill people and their homes were
among the mountain ranges The
Choctaws, on the contrary, occupied the
comparatively level regions Of middle
west Alabama and eastern Mississippi
Between them and the Cherolrees were
the Creeks on the northwest and the
Chickasaws on the north The Chero-
KEGS and Choctaws were widely sepa.
rated and were never neighbors, at
least in historic Montgomery
(Ala.) Advertiser.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
Notice Of Condemnation.

In the United States Court for the
Southern Judicial District, sitting
at Ada, Indian Territory.
IA iAe matter Of the duplication Of
the Texas and Oklahoma Railroad
company for the appointment Of ref
cree. TO determine and appralse all
compensation and damages TO be paid
for land, property and Improvements
to be appropriated and condemned for
right-of-way and station grounds, in
the Chickasaw Nation, Indian Terri.
tory.
To the Chickasaw Nation and Pal
mer S. Mosley, governor of said ma
tion or tribe Of Indians, and the Cho
taw Nation and Green McCurtain,
principal chief Of said nation of tribe
OF Indians:
You and each or you are hereby no
titled that the undersigned were ap-
pointed by the Honorable Hosea
Townsend, judge of the u S. court
for the Southern judicial district of
the Indian Territory, ON the I'd day Of
July, A. d. 1908, TO act as referees &c
appraise and determine all compensa
tion and damages, which shall be paiC
to you by reason of the taking and Sp
preparation by the Texas and okla
homa Railroad company Of lands
property and improvements for rigi
of-way, station grounds, switches,
side-tracks, turn-outs and other rail
road purposes necessary for the con
struction, operation and maintenance
OF its line of railway through u
Chickasaw Nation, Indian Territory.
and that we will on the 25th dny Of
September, 1908, at the hour of 8
O'Clock a. m, at the Ada National
bank. in the town of Ada, Indian Ter
ritory, proceed to appraise AMI de-
termine all compensation and dam
ages, which may be due you by rea-
son of the taking and appropriation
of lands, property and improvements
as aforesaid.
Witness our hands this 22d day
August, 1903. =
TOM HOPE,
OTIS B. WEAVER,
VIM. MCDANIEL.
Referees.
First pGfdished Aug. 80, 1893.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
DON'T Be DECEIVED.

Good people. don't be deceived and
think there is only one man in
Territory competent and qualified to
ship bodies who died of contagious or
infectious diseases. am competent
and fully qualified to properly prepare
for shipment any body placed in my
hands, and am the only one in Ard.
more having an embalmer's permit
from our board OF health. Also o Ger.
tiflcate from one Of the leading lee.
turers and demonstrators on embalm-
ing and dislnfectlon in the United
States. We have the finest and largest
line OF collins and caskets to select
from and can please you. Satisfac.
ton guaranteed. Calls attended to
promptly day or night.
T. G. BRIDGMAN,,
The Leading Undertaken and EN-.
balmer. DIV
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
The Genuine VS.. counterfelts,

The genuine is always better than
counterfeit. but the truth Of this
statement is never more forcibly real
lied or more thoroughly appreciated
than when you compare the genuine
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve with the
many counterfeits and worthless
substitutes that are ON the market
W. S. Ledhetter Of Shreveport, La.
says: After using numerous other
remedies without benefit, one box Of
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve cured
me-" For blind. bleeding, itching and
protruding piles no remedy Is equal
to DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve. Sold
by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
Free Phutopraot.s.

T. ). Bedford. the leading photog-
rapher, has made arrangements With
the following merchants and
others by which they viii
give swsy absolutely free on
OF Bedford's free photo coupons
with every 1Oc purchase; 500 Of these
coupons will be redeemed by Bedford
with IS worth of fine photographs.
Spend your money with these people
and don't forget to call for coupons:
]. b. Smart, grocer.
Or. ]. II. Nicholson, dentist
Purton-Peel Dry Goods Co.
y. e. Alien, Broadway carriage shop
]. II Spicgle. baker.
Miss Lillian Collins, milliner.
Laldlaw Lumber Co.
ArdmoIeite.
Hall & HilIie, furniture.
Tom Roberts. barber.
Tarthing e Cooner, merchan, tai
lors.
Theo e. Coleman, corrections, sue
cessor to Coleman & Evans.
F ]. Ranie ey, drugs and tollo. AZ
I!oies.
W. A. Gillian, meat market. d&w
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
owes His L He to a NeIghbor's Kindness

Mr.. d. p. Daugherty, well known
throughout Mercer and Sumner conn
ties, w. Va, most likely owes his
life to the kindness Of a neighbOr. He
was almost hopelessly afflicted with
diarrhoea; was attended by two ply
sicians who gave him little, If any. re
lief, when a neighbor learning of hi
serious condition, brought him bot
tie OF Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy, which cured
him in less than twenty-four hours.
For sale by City Drug Store, f. j.
Ramsey and Ardmore Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
A TEXAS WONDER.
HALLS GREAT DISCOVERY.

One small bottle OF The Texas Won
der, Halls Great Discovery, cures all
kidney and bladder troubles, removes
gravel, cures diabetes, seminal ennis
sions, weak and lame back, rheuma-
tism and all Irregularities Of the kid
neys and bladder In both women and
men. Regulates bladder trouble in
children. II not sold by your druggist
will be sent by mail on receipt Of 81.
One small bottle is two months treat
ment and wall cure any case above
mentioned. DIR. X. W. HALL.
Sole manufacturer, p. o. Boz 629.
st. Louis. Mo.
Sold by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
READ THIS.

Ardmore, |. T., Oct. is, 1902.
This is TO certify that the Texas
Wonder, Halls Great Discovery, cured
two OF my family OF kidney and blad-
der trouble, and can fully recon-
mend It to others suffering in same
manner. Respectfully,
70. j. STILWEIL.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
a MICE
CROQUET SET.
FOR THE BOY OR Grill
Owen as present for getting ten
new subscriptions for The Kan
sas City Weekly Journal

oaS Sfty WSoAiy JOurndi
The boy or girl can lind no betterlfun
chan game OF croauet.
The set we offer consists OF four halls
and four mallets. with NJ cessary wickets
end stakes. The set N well finished
throughout and presents n nice appear
once.
Our proposition: Any boy or
grcl who will get TEN new sub
su'iptions for the Kansas CITY
Weekly Journal ut 75c each, maxi
ing a total OF $7.So, and will send
us a list of the names together with
tine money, we will ship TO his or
her address, express charges pre-
pad, this nice croquet set.
Boys and girls, here Is a chance
tO;gst very nice present. Rustic
little and get tbis croquet set, as
our proposition only holds good
until Nov. I, 1903
Send money by postOffice order
or draft and advise us of the name
OF your express office.
Address all communications TO
he Kansas City Journal, Kansas
City. RIO.
RB~Send for sample copies Z
the Weekly for canvasslng.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
LOCAL MARKETS.
(By M. Felker.,

The following are the prevailing
prices paid for produce today:
Wheat-65G7Oc
Oats-30@32e.
Hay-s65OQ7OO.
Corn-25Q30c.
irish Potatoes-75@s5c per bu.
Butter-16 2-3Q20c.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
Hard Hearted.

"Poor Bickers has a very hard heart
ed wife," said Trivvet.
whats the trouble nowT" asked
Dicer.
"She not only broke the broomstick
over his head. but made him 90 to the
store and buy another"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10

You will be better pleased with
your refrigerator II It's White Noun
tain. Stevens Kennerly & spragins
Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
Poultry.

(By William Newman.)
Ducks-Per dozen, 81.
Hens-Per dozen s2.00Q2.50.
Frying Chlckens-$1.50Q2.25
Eggs-Per dozen, 10c.
Butter-16920c.
Dry Hides-s a lie.
Green Hides-4Q5hc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10

White Elephant, the buggy that sur
passes all other makes. They are
stylish, they are durable and the
prices are right Sold only by WE
liam's Cortn & Go.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10

Peters What proof did the doctors
have for declaring Blank insane?
Parr-rHe refused TO take their medi-
baltimore American
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
we'll Worn.

wigg That was pretty old joke
Borem cracked at dinner.
Wagg- Borem didn't crack II. That
Joke has been cracked for years.-Phii'
adelphia Record.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
OKLAHOMA CITY.

OKLAHOMA CITY.
tWorld's Fair Specially
Leaves Oklahoma City. ...6:S0 p. m
Arrives Kansas City. a. m.
Arrives ST. Louis. .11:S0 q. n.
Arrives Memphis .........6:00 D. m.
(St Louis Expressly
Leaves Oklahoma City ....9: q am.
Arrives St. Louis ......7:15 a. m.
(Meteor.)
Leaves Kansas City. y......7;15 p. -
Arrives Oklahoma City. 1880 a. m
(Arkansas and Oklahoma Express)
Leaves st. Louis. .... .10:0O D. m
Arrives Oklahoma City,. s:l5 D. In
Through cars and Pullmsn sleepers
between Oklahoma City, Kansas City,
St Louis and Memphis. FOR rates
and other Information call on nearest
Frisco System agent, or address the
undersigned. b. +. DUNN
Div. Pass. Agt. Wichita. Kan.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
Board Of Health.

DR.. j. w. Moffett, city physician
Drs. s. s. Carr. ]. w. Smith. Walter
Hardy, Mayor r. w. Dick.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
Live Stock.

(By Cold Storage Market)
Fat cows (gross( cwt. .$1.75 to $500
Fat calves .........sS.O0Q5.00
Fat sheep, per head. .$2.00@ss.0O
Fat hogs (gross) 100 fbs. .s4.50@s5.00
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10

Comparatively speaking, miser's
soul is smaller than a clearinghouse
gas burner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
CITY GOVERNMENT.
Aldermen.

Aldermen.
FIRST Ward-R. Hardy, j. S. Mo
Charen.
Second Ward. S. Mullen. c. F..
Fraley.
Third Ward-C. L. Byrne, r. w.
Randol.
Fourth Ware-W. T. Gardner. w
f. Wilmington.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10

It must be fine TO be so rich that you
don't have to keep up appearances.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10

Many a mans good reputation is
due to what isn't found out about
him.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-10
THE MERCHANTS $500 CASH PRIZE FUND

good viii
every one is fund created the undersigned merchants OF Ard
the organization public private
ber OF votes between this December 22 1903 We
suuons In Ardmore Territory this
is well worth effort each
you get There shall be sold by merchant
slider and merchant selling
be stricken from the list
except at the store where made and then only at the
time purchase
chase end number together
with his her selling number
The Merchants $500 Cash Prize After which shall
post
suing the voting tickets the key which shall be in the custody of the
all boxes count all public
once each month No merchant $500
contest shall not be allowed
or organization On the contrary sh Ill perfectly neutral
chants OF the Merchants $500 Cash voting
the cashier the City National
be counted.
Dry W. A. Payne
4
Weshemer w Gillian
j. A. Co C. Crosby
Sass Crawford. b. f. wymore
Ardmore Sanders & Bowman.
J. b. Hamilton & Co, Shoes. MeCharen 6 Webster
Cincinnati Racket J. Lloyd
Baltimore H. Utley.
l. ". NJ.
Market
Noble Bros. Miscellaneous.
b spragins 7 / Johnson saddery ard Har.
Nolard a Rollins. oueensware Fraey Bros, Lumb
Drugs and Books. T. Allen Cqrris
- b. Wall Co. ries Butcher
r. j. hamsey Chas Hochkiss Jeweef.
Bonner & Bonner b.. Tarver
T. ~ Coleman. w. Pfiis, Timer
Coleran S c;fa Tailor.
q 1arors
Jones& & Evans ColfectcLers.
Hall Hills 7 l. srlh liyeryman
T,m .Nbey. Lverymar.
NJ. T Felker Crowr Iot.ing
w. c. Kendall. Aiiliner.
j. A. Sipworh MS James Muliner
A A.. bailey. Mrs. NJ. e. Spurgeon, Miliner
, 1903-04-16
A Magnificent Railway.

One of the most complete and
perfectly equipped lines of rail
way III the west is the line of the
Chicago q North Western Ry.
between Omaha and Chicago. 1t
is double tracked the entire dis.
lance, operated ON the block sig
nal system, the track is laid with
heavy rails, well ballasted and
maintained in the highest state
of efficiency. Three trains a day
from Denver, Ogden, Salt Lake
and Cheyenne, three from San
Francisco, two from Portland and
five from Omaha to Chicago daily,
give TO the great west the highest
quality of service. Solid through
trains daily to Chicago from all
the points named.
All Ticket Agents sell tickets
via this line. d.. w. Aldridge,
General Agent, sol 18th Street,
Denver, Dol.
, 1903-04-16
WE HAVE In STOCK
PAROLES NOT REVOKED.
General Grant Laid Down the Lu,,
to President johnson.


Daniel Il. Goodloe, for many years II
distinguished resident of Washington
and chairman of the commission to free
the slaves of the District. c told this
story:
lone morning soon after the surrcn-
der at ~.AppomattoX ! was one of Il
group OF gentlemen standing on Penn
~sylyania avenue. discussing the mo-
mentous questions Of the day. As we
talked General Grant rode toward us.
smoking his usual cigar. Recognizing
several of us. he dismounted and Joined
us.
"'What's the news?' he asked.
81 answered. We are discussing n
rectly from the White House ana
which gives me 40 little concern
What is It? asked the general.
- understand that President An
drew Johnson intends to revoke the
parole of General Lee and other gener-
ais OF the late Southern Confederacy.'
"'Who was your Informant asked
General Grant.
II gave him the name of the gentle
man who had given the Information.
General Grant quietly said, Thank
you. gentlemen, renounted his horse
n rode rapidly away toward the
White House.
1--WE leisIrely turned u steps in
the same direction, and as we entered
the pOrtico we saw Grant coming down
the steps looking more excited than |
had ever seen him before. | went up
stairs and met a friend who had been
in conference hat morning with Mr..
johnson on the subject above men,
toned. He said to me: If you have
any request TO make OF the president
this morning. keep it until some other
time. He is angrier than | have ever
seen him. a moment ago General
Grant strobe into his presence and per.
emptorily demanded. do you intend
to revoke the parole of General Robert
E. Lee and other officers of the late
ConfederacyT"
"'"I am considering the subject
johnson replied. You necd not consid.
er it. Those paroles We're signed by me
as general commanding the army OF
the United States. My promise to them
shall be kept in good faith If it takes
the army of the United States, plus the
army OF the late Confederacy, to en-.
force it."
"'SaylnG this, Grant retired and left
Johnson white with rage
"We never heard any more of the
revocation OF the paroles."-Indianapo,
lis Sentinel.
, 1903-04-16
NERVOUS ENERGY.
Dom. overdrasv Your Account In tbs
Bank of Nature.

'Tou have n deposit OF nervous energy
placed to your account in the bank OF
your body. 1t iaay be large. in which
happy case you are n millionaire In
strength and accomplishing power, OF
II may be so microscopic AS to need
careful outstanding and little eXpendi-
ture to keep 1t from %dwindling out al.
together.
But many m~iIlionaires become pau
pers. and some dime savings swell
into millions. 1t depends upon the way
the capital is managed. You may
think you nave so much that there is
no need to be economical. You get up
In the morning and feel the blood
bounding through your veins like noun
tain cataracts. and you think o u
turn the mill wheels of the world.
You work day and night or you play
day and night. which Is sometimes
more e~xhausting. and go Mt the limit of
your speed all the time. You are over
drawing your bank account of energy,
and that needlessly, for you probably
have enough to last a long and useful
lifetime. 1t pays to sit down and sharp
en- your tools, and 1t adds cent per cent
to your body bank deposit.
Another with not half your brains
or hustle will get ahead of you in the
end, for he makes every act, every
thought. go straight to the mark. He
wastes no effort. Everything he does
mean something. II helps toward some
given end. You spend II great deal OF
ammunition ON your quarry because
you are ~OveranXlous. He teeps O
takes steady aim and wings his bird.
You get wrinkles and frost tipped
temples n become II bankrupt in vi
tality when you should be In your
prime. You have overdrawn the best
and most valuable bank account the
Lord ever placed on the hooks of life
the ability to love and TO work and to
play and to look up at the stars"
, 1903-04-16
OLD FASHIONED.

What has become OF the old fashion.
ed man who called a boil a gather
ing?"
What has become OF the old fashion
ed man who referred to coal as "stone
coal?"
What has become of the old fashion
ed woman who bought wall paper and
hung 1t herself?
What has become of the old fashion
ed boy who believed that eating gun
powder would make him fierce?
What has become of the old fashion
ed mustang pony that had to be bro
ken every time 1t was hitched up?
What has become Of the old fashion
ed person who said to II child that had
fallen. Come here. and I'll help you
upT"
What has become of the old fashion
ed woman who used to say to her boy
when he came in late, I'm attend to
your case after supper?"-Atchlson
Globe.
, 1903-04-16

1t is an object lesson In godliness TO
see u surgeon washing his hands after
performing an operation, says the Chi
cago Chronicle. He works of course
with sleeves rolled up to the elbow, SO
that h washing extends from the Graz
~ bone to the tip of the finger nail.
First there is II hard scrubbing with
plain soap and sterIllzed water. This is
followed by a swabbing with tincturc
of green soap and sterilized water.
Then comes a genuine securing with
equal parts of quickllme and soda In
sterillzcd water and finally a rlnsing In
a solution Il to 2,000l Of bichlorlde OF
mercury. Without these four separate
~washings no surgeon would think OF
v%enturing opt to scatter germs of dis
ease.
, 1903-04-16
An Obstacle to Piety.

A story told by II western congress
man is about two brothers. Ed and
Jim. who dealt in wool at their home
in Iowa. Jim went to a revival meet
ing (unthinkingly, the congressman
says and got religion" In his first
burst of enthusiasm he told his brother
Of how much better he felt since his
conversion and u ged Ed to come into
the fold. The latter pondered gravely
for a time and then said: "Ain't any
doubt but what religions a good thing,
and I'm glad you've got 1t, Jim. but l
guess you better let me alone just
now he continued r~eflectively. You
see. Jim. one of us has got to weigh the
wool"
, 1903-04-16

Learn to laugh. A good laugh is bet
ter than madeleine. Learn how to tell a
story. A well told story Is as welcome
as a sunbeam In II slckroom. Learn to
keep your own troubles to yourself.
The world is too busy to care for your
Ills aud SORROWS.
Learn to stop c%roaking. If you can
not see any good in the world, keep the
bad to yourself. Learn to hide your
pains and aches under pleasant smiles,
No n cares to hear whether you have
the earache. headache or rheumatism.