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Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14
GIeanings From the Story Tellers' Pack

meaning Of a certain passage in one OF
ShakespeaTes plays. They could not come
to an agreement, and one of them re-
marked. lauGhinFIy:
"Oh, well, l will ask Shakespeare when l
meet him in heaven"
But supposing Shakespeare did not get
to heaven?" objected the other.
I'm that case you can ask him about
it," was the quick reply, accompanied by
a guileless smile.
A well known and popular physicion,
whose belief in the future accords with that
of the late Colonel Ingersoll, had occasion
recently to perform a surgical operation
upon a man not select In his language, re-
ports the Philadelphia Ledger, After ether
izing his patient, the operation was sue
cessfully performed.
When the effect Of the ether had passed
OF. the subject, looking wildly around the
room, exclaimed: where am II"
The doctor replied: "Oh! you are all
right"
But" said the man. II may be all right,
but where am I?'
The doctor joucularly, "In
heaven"
The patient responded: 'It that's so, ia
like to know what In - you are DOING
hsrSPs
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14
THE ILLUSTRATED BEE.

the executive committee OF that body. II
was he, who In the department encamp-
ment, made the first motion looking toward
the care at the Soldiers Home, OF the
wives, widows and mothers of soldiers, and
1t was largely through his work as chair
man Of the committee appointed for that
purpose, that the first legislative appro-
priation was secured to accomplish that
end. and while on the board of trustees oS
the home at Marshalltown shared with the
other trustees in the duty of erecting suit
able buildings for the accommodation and
care of the women admitted under the act.
When President Roosevelt was at North
Platte on his way home from his long
journey to the Pacific coast, he was given
an emblem of an order of which ne has
long been a member. 1t was a medal desig-
mating him as a member Of the Modern
and Optimistic Order of Boosters" IT.
motto is. Don't Knock. Boost" While the
president hasn't been long formally in
stalled as a member of this order he has
been a most pronounced advocate Of its
p-eccpts since the beginning Of his career
No one has ever accused him Of being o
'knocker,' but on the other hand he has
been known to work overtime at boost
ing" All over the United States he has
gone on his various trips, and everywhere
he has raised his voice in public or private
II has been TO boost" He breaches n doc
trine of hopefulness combined with work
Like the old darkey he doesn't ask the Lord
to lead a turkey to him; all he asks IL that
the Lord lead him to a turkey. He points
out frankly his ideal of life. an ideal well
exempllhed in his own career, I'm which the
right is exalted and the wrong condemned
unsparinRly. He knows OF no royal road
to success. but depends on his energetic
efforts to win him what he seeks. And all
the time he II showing by his example the
value ~ his prccepts. ne is holding ont the
best Of encouragement to others who a-e
struggling along lifes highway. No more
appropriate emblem could have been given
the president. for he is not only the fore
most citizen of the land today, but is also
its foremost booster"
o
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14
June IA, 1908.

ditions warrant, we must be content &c
oTer only that which we do. Some Of cur
readers readers have "a sn 6ss.G WSo a qs not we'll Known
to fame. We only wish that all OF our
subjects combined the elements OF taIne
and beauty. We infinitely prefer that IhSy
should. but our policy must be directed IN
favor of the latter. The great uitJILly
~ Naturally. we prefer the combination
but must bow to the Inevitable
James Creighton, who died at his nome
in Omaha last Sunday night, was a mem
Der of a family whose name Is lnseparaply
linked with that of Omaha. He came to
Omaha almost fifty years ago with MS
brother and cousins, and engaged at once
in the life of the frontier. For years ne
was engaged in freighting between the
Missouri river and the mining camps OK
the Rocky mountain region. Later he en-
gagged in more peaceful pursuits. AT one
time he was active in the public af1alrs
of the city, and until failing health Tor
babe he was a familiar figure on the streets
and at public gatherings. I'll photograph
from which the picture shown in this num-
Der was made is an old one, but the face
will he recalled by the old-timers, ana
many of the younger citizens will recog-
nize it's features, although Uncle Jimmy"
as he was called, had worn no whiskers tor
many years before his death.
Glenn Wharton is a fair type of The
Omaha boy. He concluded his high school
course here with much credit, and on
Tuesday took his degree cum laude" at
Princeton college, where he has been a
student for the last four years. From
Princeton he will go to Harvard law school
to fit himself for entering on the profession
of his father, Hon. John c. Wharton.
Burton Nash of the Dundee school is he
envy Of Omaha boys of his age, for he has
won a S. prize in the competition of a break
fast food which takes for its advertisements
drawings made by school children, based
on nursery rhymes. Many Omaha young
sters have competed for this prize, but SO
far the only one to land it is Master Nash.
He is Is years old, is bright and quick at
school and is popular with his playmates
and his teacher. His father is a railway
mail clerk.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

serious ankir TO settle with Leopold ii of
Belgium on his next visit to the French
capital. which will occur toward the end on
the present month. 1t seems that when the
king was last there, in February. he dined
at the club of a ''canard aux navets,"
which he pronounced to be the finest he
had ever eaten, and the next day the chef
of the club disappeared. 1t was later
learned that he had been kidnapped by the
Belgian monarch and is now in charge OF
the royal kitchens at Lachen. Then the
Jockey club met and resolved some dis
agreeable things about the old royal roue,
with moro to come.
The life of the Scotch hoy. Donald Smith.
would read more like romance IL II were
not so studded with improbabilities. Peo-
pie like their romances to be possible; II is
only from reality that will be endured the
touches of extravaganza which turn stan
dard fiction into fairy tales. says the Cos
mopolitan. Young Donald Smith, dreaming
In his Scotch village OF the stirring adven-
lures of a fur-trading uncle In the wilds of
North America. and afterward becoming
fur trader himself. first as a clerk OF the
Hudson Ray company in the bleakest cor
ner of Its vast territory, ''pitiless Labra-
dor" then climbing after years OF hardship
and fidelity to be a chief factor of the com
pany and resident governor in America and
finally in his old age governor Of the home
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

lIAlN EIA II. ID
Hampton, Ia, who has recchtly
N been elected commander of the
ITIEA Grand Army OF the Republic. De
S&GS partment of Iowa, is one of those
stalwart veterans who are as active in
peace as they were In war, only in another
way. lie tells his own record very tersely,
saying: ~ am 65 years old, was a member
OF tho Sixth Wlsconsin-the Iron brigade
and for over a third OF a century have been
editor and publisher of the Hampton Re
corder." Colonel Raymond's townsmen do
not let him of so briefly, for they know him
as one of their most public-spirited men;
they know that he Is enterprising and en-
ergctic along all lines that tend toward
these directions has never tagged. He has
been a resident OF Hampton since 1865. H;t
connection with the Grand Army OF the
Republic is but OF a piece with his other
affairs In life. He assisted I'm organizing the
first post In Hampton in 1861, and upon
the reorganization of the order was one of
the charter members of ]. w. Mckenzie
post here, and was one of It's earlier com
manders. He Is the first man in Hampton
to whom any old soldier, or soldiers widow
OF orphans. go II in trouble or distress, and
he never tires of looking after their inter
ests. He has been honored by tho Depart.
mont of Iowa, having been n delegate to
the national conventions at San Francisco
and Chica GO, and having served on the de-
partment council OF administration, and
also on tho national council of administra-
ton, being n member for three years OF
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

clash wherein the honors were about even.
The minister. after the choir had sung the
opening hymn. said. with a significant
smile, that his text would be from Acts,
Xxx: And after the uproar was ceased But
the choir at the sermons end, retorted very
neatly with the anthem, 1t is Time to
Awake from Sleep"
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

I'VE had a judge out in Iowa-he Is dead
now-who caused me many a side-splittng
laugh" says Secretary Shaw of the United
States treasury. He was deliberate and
quaint in manner and speech, always mod
crate In tone and used few gestures. He
had been appointed judge by the governor
OF the state and had served for one term
Just to get the title and then resumed his
large practice. After the governor had
served his term also he took up his practice.
The two were always severe on each other
In the trial OF a case. One day the former
governor as a final broadside to the jury
declared in sorrowful tones that there was
only one act in his life which he had al
ways regretted with mOrtihcadon-that
was the appointment TO the bench OF his
opponent at the bar.
Gentlemen Of the Jury remarked the
Judge in question. when It came to his OPP
portunity TO be heard. 1T is with more re-
greet than ] can lust ROU express that !
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

Canada and a peer of the reaIm-that is
romance.
Thomas GoTdon Hayes, late mayor of
Baltimore. recently promised to get mar
ried II his fellow citizens reelected him.
He was defeated.
Mr.. Hayes is a bachelor So, a graduate
of the Virginia Military institute. and
something of a wit. A friend of his boy
hood, John Stewart of Milwaukee, says
that even az q lad young Hayes was
witty.
"Once at the military school, said Mr..
Stewart, the other day, "a bachelor was
Iecturing on Irish history. His subject was
Cork. Any of you ever been in Cork?' he
asked.
Most of us shook our heads. But Hayes
spoke w and said:
Il have never been to Cork, sir, but I
have seen drawings of it,
And then he gave a loud 'plop' like the
sound of opening of a champagne bottle"
A monument to Count John Butler, tho
Irish Hungarian, famous for his charities,
was unveiled amid much enthusiasm In
Budapest recently. Count John was a de-
scendant of the Butler who assisted in the
murder of Wallenstein. hero of the Thirty
Years war, for which deed the emperor o
Germany rewarded him with a counts
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

Between the acts Of a school play held
this week in the college theater attached
to ST. Francis Xavier's church, says the
New York Press. two popular priests were
having Q htl0 discussion regarding the
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

nM 80, ~ -
~ with lots of ginger in IT," relates
the New York Times.
'Pd rather you didn't attend the theater
Just yet, dear" Said the mother. I'm
afraid the influence of some of the present
plays is demoralizing. n is this partic-
ular one?"
cts very exciting, the boy next door told
me; it's a sort OF Buffalo Bill play, full OF
nights. and gambling and murders, and
things"
"Oh, that's all right, then" was the re-
ply, In a measured tone. I'm send one of
the maids with you. l feared it might be q
society drama!'
David M. Parry. president OF the Ma
tionaI Association of Manufacturers, told.
during the New Orleans convention, a little
story that was not reported.
'In the church that l attended as a boy"
he said, "there were frequent clashes be-
tween the minister and the choir. The min
ister thought the choir irreverent and UNI
musical. The choir thought him a back
number. Each tried to give the other a dig
on every possible occasion.
zone Sunday. I remember, there wa .
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

FROHMAN is laughing
over the naivete of a woman
friend whose young daughter
wanted TO see beautiful play.
with lots of ginger in it," relates
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

company I'm London. high commissioner for
Canada and a peer of the realm-that is
romance.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

He NEW YORK Rialto is laugh
ing over a story told on VIII
Carleton, the poet, who Is also a
publisher. The other day he APP
peared at his office in n new coat,
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

The German Presbyterians are not Otter
heard of, for the very good reason that
they do not seek public attention to any
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

which he hung up. It feII 20 the dusty
floor. The office boy picked the garment
up without busting 1t and helped Mr.. Car
Teton put II on. Catching a glimpse of his
own disreputable appearance in a mirror.
the poet thundered: Boy! What do you
mean by this? 1 come In here looking like
a publisher and you send me out looking
like an author"
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

La Figaro OF Paris states that the menu
bers OF the Jockey club of that city have n
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14

When President Roosevelt was in Sharon
Springs, Mo-, a countryman stepped up and
said to a member of the presidential party:
'Whar's the PRESIDENT" Mr.. Roosevelt,
scouting something good, said: do you
wish TO him particularly" 81 never seen
but one president in my life an, OF course,
/ would like to see him on gin'ral prin-
ciples.'' replied the countryman. But what
i wants 60 see this one fur mos particular
Is to see II he's got them squirrel teeth
the papers say he has" And then and there
the president displayed his squirrel" teeth
In the broadcast OF grins. Gosh ter blazes.
you're the Teller" said the man as he hur-
ried away.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-06-14
Pen and Picture Pointers

loLONEL L. ID. RAYMOND oil
Hampton, Ia. who has recently
been elected commander Of the
Grand Army OF the Republic. De
partment of Iowa, is one of those
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23
PERSONALS.

Geo. X. Shaw, Jr.. is in the city to-
day from Fessenden.
F. G. Nation of the Fort Berthold
agency. is a guest in the city.
Judge E. A. Lamb of Washburn,
returned today from a trip to st. Paul.
DR.. H. H. Healey, state health Of
ficer, is among the guests in the
city.
Luther Pierce of Evarts, S. d., has
been visiting his parents for a few
days.
Harry Mclean has finished up his
work with Cook & Kinds and is going
to Minneapolis to pursue a course in
a business college for a few months.
Hunter J. J. Gokey got down from
Painted Woods today with five deer
hat he killed, and shipped them to
and they killed II deer in all.
Linton Advocate: 1t is said that ]
w. Wescott will dispose of his bust.
ness in Linton and move onto a ranch
over in the Cannonball country. We
and a falling off of his business makes
this move necessary.
Linton Advocate: j. d. Merrill wht
has been suffering with rheumatism
for the past week, left Wednesday fol
the hospital at Bismarck, to receive
treatment. He was accompanied b!
Jay Smith, who returned yesterday.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23
Meats for THANKSGIVING.

Geo. GusSner, eve on the alert to
supply his trade with the best OBJ
tainable in the line of fresh meats,
is now cutting his stock from the An
est grain fattened beef, pork, mutton
and poultry that are the product of
his own feed lots and carefully
slaughtered by him. His beef is from
three and four year old steers, taken
from the ranges in prime condition
six weeks since and carefully fed on
a grain ration made up in appetiZing
proportions and in generous allow
ances, util they are the perfection of
juicy steaks and prime roasts.
His mutton is yearling and two
year old wethers that have received
the same generous treatment that has
resulted in the production Of sc ex-
cellent a quality of beef.
He has secured the country tribu-
tary to Bismarck in search of pork
and poultry and has secured the
largest and best stock he has ever
offered to the public.
At no point from the twin cities
to the Pacific coast a a better stock
of meats and poultry be found than
at this popular market.
~ sc t.1A,c nhiol.nnc
ducks and geese is now complete and
the quality first class, but those who
make early selections will get the
best in quality at the lowest prices,
for the present prospect is that the
supply will not equal the demand.
am always in the market for
good steers, either grass or grain
fed. For the former I will pay 10
per cent and for the latter Is per
cent above Chicago prices-less com
mission. expense and shrinkage.
also want farmers to bring in
their corn or good hay. assuring them
tnat i Will pay tHe IiSHcSl uIdihc'
price for immediate delivery, and will
contract for future delivery.
Will also have a large consignment
of New York state apples in barrels
These will include all the popular
varieties and will be first-class in ev
cry particular.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23
Low Rates East via Northwestern
Line

During November and until De
cember 18th. round trip rate of fare
and n third on certificate plan. will
be in effect over the Northwestern
line from Bismarck, n. d., to Chicago,
Milwaukee, Des Moines, Omaha. Sioux
City. Kansas City and all informed
late points. Tickets will be good to
return until and including April Is
1904. Be sure to specify North
" estern Line" when purchasing
tickets and secure certificates from
your home agent to insure reduced
rate returning. For any information
as to rates, etc, address A. NJ. Fen
ton, travelling agent. Grand Forks, n
ID.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23
LADY, Lennox Set Fashion.

Lady Algernon Gordon Lennox n
her wavy blonde hair were a great
blessing to New York hair dressers.
Every blonde who saw the English
woman's mass of wavy locks became
possessed of a mad desire for similar
~headdress. AS a result they are pay
ing 81 and SO for each treatment, only
experts being able TO do the work.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23
Swift Justice.

A Greek tragedian is coming to this
country to play Hamlet in his native
tongue. This may lie something op
the nature of retribution Tor what col
lege players have been doing to the
Greek classics.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

We want you and your friend to
come in any day this week and see
the Great Majestic Range bake bis
cults in three minutes at Grambs &
Wolbert. Don't get left.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Hot biscuits and BELLS Mocha &
lava delicious coffee served free all
t.... week at Grambs & Wolbert's. Be
sure to see the Great Majestic Range
Don't get left.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23
Rattle.

There will be a turkey rahle AZ
McHugh's billiard hal! on 9th street
Tuesday night.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23
Needs vestigating The Wilton

Needs investigating The Wilton
News, in an article published last week
states that a young girl, thirteen or
fourteen years old, vas coerced into
marriage to man when she did rot
know, by her father. The records Of
the county court here show that Alvirina
Howerluk Of Wilton and Mike Pcoke
were granted Il marriage license. Tie
ceremony WAS performed in this city
Judge Fort states that Proke made af-
fida.it that the girl in question was
eighteen years old. If the facts as stated
by the News are true, some n is lab
on IA charge of perjury. TIE News article
would indicaJe that thp girl did not
want to get married bat did so through
fear OF her father. Tho parties to the
case are Russians a d it would seem
that the authorities should investigate
the matter.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Second hand goods, all kinds at
Faunce's Corner, cheap for cash.
Stoves and ranges, call and see me.
They must be sold to make
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Your Thanksgiving table will not
be complete unless you have some OF
the Capital Book Stores fresh choco-
lates 10 wind up the spread.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

CROSSING the River-The Missouri
river now has its winter and
ronorts of safe crossing by teams come
from IN and down the river.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

place and says he will board I'M the
windows and keep it for a year. In
order that If his brother decides To
return he will have a place to come.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Salvation Army-At the Salvation
Army, Ensign Mercer, the travelling
financial special, in charge of services
tonight. Tuesday night, stereopti-
con service, entitled, Pleading for a
Life,' a true story of the civil war,
which is interesting and impress
sive. Wednesday night Mr.. Him
baugh, the Presbyterian sunday
school missionary, will speak. Thurs
day night, musical meeting. Friday
night. special meeting; also Satur-
day and Sunday Salvation meetings.
Everybody cordially invited to attend.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Sheep Fertilize the Land James
town Alert: Jos. Dietrich of Bis
marck who represents a Chicago stocK
commission firm, spent yesterday at
Buffalo loading $500 sheep for w. j.
Hawke, the bonanza farmer of thai
place. The sheep have been fattened
on stubble this fall. which has
been good for sheep and for the
land as well. Mr.. Dietrich says
thai farmers ought to pay sheep
men for running the animals on
their stubble ground as they
clean up all the weeds and fertilize
the land besides. Mr.. Hawke has on
his place a number of Welsh cattle
hat have been crossed with Sho".
horns. The results are a surprisingly
large animal. one such COW about six
years old weighing 1865 pounds. The
cross partakes of the square shape
and smooth appearance of the Short
horns and the COWS of the mixed
breed are said to be great mixers az
well as meat animals.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23
THE T

Fair tonight and Tuesday. Warmer
tonight. Max. Is. Min. {.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Members Take Notice-All members
Of the degree stall are requested to be
present at l. o. o. F. hall Wednesday,
Nov 25th. at 2:3O p. M, for drill.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Chance Of Service-Hereafter the
services in the Church of st. George
will be at 1915 in the morning, in
c,ead of 7.3O in the evening.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Union Neutrality-suspicious. will be
Union Thanksgiving Services in the
Presbyterian church on Thanksgiving
morning at ten O'Clock. The Rev.
White of the Methodist church will
preach the
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Chicken Pie Supper-The ladies Of
the Presbyterian church are making
preparations for their annual fair and
chicken pie supper to be given on
December 8th.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Next INTERCHANGEABLE next en-
t%ertainment in the Bismarck Lecture
course will be Laurant, the magician,
on Thursday evening, December 10th.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-11-23

Brother Of Lieut.. Chance-A copy
Of the Washington Star contains an
announcement of the death of Mahlon
Chance, brother of Capt. Josiah
Chance, formerly of Fort Lincoln.
Death occurred "Wednesday. Nov.