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DANKRUPT'S PETITION FOR DISCHARGE
ID AND ORDER OF NOTICE THEREON.

DANKRUPT'S PETITION o DISCHARGE
ID AND ORDER OF NOTICE THEREON.
A1 In tRe Y se%sr Sf In Bankruptcy,
Bankrupt. wv
To the Hon. John c. Garland, judge of the
district court OF the United States for the
northern district of south Dakota.
Albert Scharhatta, of Big Stone, in the county
of Grant and state of South Dakota, in said
district, respectfully represents:
That on the eth day of June, last past, he was
duly adjudged bankrupt under the Acts of Con
gress relating to bankruptcy; that he has duly
surrendered all his property and rights OF
property, and has fully complied with all the
requirements of said Acts and of the orders of
the court touching his bankruptcy;
Wherefore, he prays that he may be decreed by
the court to have a full discharge from all Cebts
provable against his estate under said bankrupt
acts, except such debts as are excepted by law
from such discharge.
Dated this 18th day of December, A. ID. 1902.
ALBERT SCHARNATTA.
Bankrupt.
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Last, March l6

First, Jan. 16 Last. March I6
7 EASE OF COMMON SCHOOL AND
IL ENDOWMENT LANDS.
Notice is hereby gwen that on March 18th,
lau3, all Unbiased Common School and Endow-
ment Lands Ill Grant county will be offered for
lease at public auction between the hours OF 10
o'clock a. m. and 5 O'Clock p. m. at the front door
OF the court house in said county.
Dated at Pierre, S. D., January 10th, 1903.
G. J. BACH,
Commissioned of School and Public Lands
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CHURCHES

EIRST METHOI IST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Preaching Sabbath morning, l0:45. Preach
IL Sabbath evening, 7:3o. sabbath school, IL m.
p. Brockman. Supt. Prayer meeting every
"Wednesday evening at 7:30, Epworth League
@1abbath evening, $50. The Methodist Episcopal
OF Milbank cordially invites the public
10 all their services; strangers in city are always
welcome. All seats are free.
S. }. WATSON, Pastor.
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ORDER OF NOTICE THEREON.

United States of America, .,
District of South Dakota.
On this 18th day of December, A. ID. 1902, on
reading the foregoing petition, it is
Ordered BY The Court that a hearing be had
upon the same on the End day of February, a. ID.
1903, before said court. at Sioux Falls, in said
district. at ten O'Clock in the forenoon; and that
notice thereof be published twice in the HERALD
ADVANCE, a newspaper printed at Milbank in
said district. and that all known creditors and
other persons in interest may appear at the said
time and place and show cause, if any they have,
why the prayer of the said petitioner should not
be granted.
And it is further ordered by the court, that the
clerk shall send by mail to all known creditors
copies of said petition and this order, addressed
to them at their places of residence as stated.
Witness. the Honorable John +. Garland, Judge
of the said court, and the seal thereof, at Sioux
Falls. in said district, on the 18th day OF
December, A. D.. 1902.
OLIVER S. PENDAR.
IsEALl Clerk.
By c. LOUIS ALLEN, Deputy.
IN THE DISTRICT COURT f THE UNiTED
STATES, WITHIN AND FOR THE NORTH
ERN DIVISION OF THE DISTRICT OF
SOUTH DAKOTA.
Af IN t9' s s"s's5 Gf IL 2a Ba co.
Bankrupt.
ORDER
District or south Dahold, se.
On this Goth day Of January, A.. D.. 1903, it
appearing that the foregoing notice and or
der was not mailed ten Gays prior 10 the re-
turn day of the petition for discharge and
order OF notice thereon.
1t is ORDE RED, that said hearing be contlh-
ned to the March Rule Day. /. e. Monday,
March 2nd, A.. d. 1903, at ten O'Clock in the
forenoon and that upon payment by the
bankrupt. or his attorney, of the actual ex-
pense thereof notice thereof be given 10 the
creditors by mailing copies of the foregoing
petition and order, together with this order
to All creditors of said bankrupt.
WITNESS. the Hon. John f.. Garland. Judge
of The said court and the seal
thereof, at Sioux Falls, in said
[SEALl District, THE Goth day of January
A. d. 1903.
OLIVER s. PENDAR, Clerk.
By c.. LOUIS ALLEN, Deputy.
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E. S.-Essher Chapter No 90. Stated meet.
ings second and Fourth Monday Of each
nth at Masonic hall.
MRS. SOPHIA NIxsoN, W. M.
III. NJ. B. WIsEMAN, Sec.
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loyal ARCH MASONS, NILBANk
Chapter No. Is. Stated convot atoms sec.
and fourth Thursday of each month,
Visiting companions cordially invited.
u. ECKER, Sec. GEO. MITCHELL. h. P.
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q EvENTH DAY ADVENTISTS- Sabbath
. School every Saturday at 1870 p. m. BIZ
De Reading and social meeting at 2:30 p. m. All
Re cordially invited TO attend these meetings.
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UNCONSTITUTIONAL CHURCH. -Servicesat
~ 10 AS a. m, and at 7:30 p. m. Christian
3ndeavor, for Youth. at 6 80, and Junior $50.
1nnday School at l2:15. A welcome for all.
81 REV. E. FEM LYMAN, Pastor.
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EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN CHURCH,
- services every other sunday Mt lOO'clock
\. m. o. II. ENGELBRECHT, Pastor.
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ELIEF C~ORPS-Gen. Humphreys Keller
a, Corps meets every second and fourth
thursday OF each month at the A. o. U. W.
MRS. j. w. Johnson, Pres.
fRs. SARAH REEVES, Sec.
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SECRET SOCIETIES

F.. b A. M.-MILBANK LODGE No. 20,
y. Stated meetings At Masonic Hall, on
4 Thursday evening of each month. Visiting
khren are cordially invited to attend.
Wiseman, Sec. 5. 5. LoCKHART, W. M.
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Last, Feb. q
First, Jan. 30
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

First, j an. 30 Last, Feb. q
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate of HANS JACOBSON, deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned
administratrix with the will annexed, of the
estate Of Hans Jacobson, deceased, to the
creditors OF and all persons having claims
against the said deceased. to exhibit them, with
the necessary vouchers, within six months after
the fret publication of this notice, TO John s.
Johnson, the duly appointed agent of ssid
admlnlstratriX, at his residence in Madison
township, in the county of Grant and state of
South DAKOTA.
Dated, January 29th. 1903.
ANNA JACOBSON.
Administrative. with the will annexed, of the
Estate of Hans jacobson. Deceased.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of Second ave. and
Fifth ST. Sunday school at II a. M, and
preaching service at 1870 p. m.
REV. Robert STRUTz, Pastor.
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. A. R.-Gen. Humphrey Post. Regular
meetings second aud fourth Thursday OF
Ich month at court house.
THos. FITCH Adit. J.L. MCCANN, com.
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PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Services held every alternate Sunday in Adj
church at 10:45 a. m. and Z 30 p. m.
unday school every Sunday at noon. Lecture
md rehearsal at s 200 p. m. on Saturday preced-
hg Sunday service See local column for date
d. Sunday service. REV. ii NELSON TRAGITT,
Missionary in Charge.
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. A. Y.-Milbank Homestead No. 66, meets
ID. second and fourth Friday of each month
|A.O. u. W. hall.
NJ. NIXON. MRS. ETA B.. DoRE,
Cor. Foreman.
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O. o. F.-SYLVAN LODGE No. "a
n Meets every Tuesday evening at Berklu
h. Visiting brethren cordially invited.
4. PAsCo, Sec. WIN. JENNINGS, N. G.
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AMERICAN BIBLE SOCIETY'S DE.
IL POSITORY at HERALD-ADvANCE Office.
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.NIGHTS OF THE MACCABEES. Milbank
. Tent No. "a, meets First and Third Friday
enings Of each month at A. o. U. w. Hall.
to. s. KELsY, II. X. A. ii. LEE. Com.
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IT. U.-Meets the second Tuesday OF
Rv each month. A cordial invitation ls
Stended to all temperance workers.
MRS. HENRY SCHAFER, Pres.
MRS. w. E. VANDERvooRr, Sec.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-20
TRAVELS OF THE BAND.

Captain Berger has written the fol-
lowing account of the recent trip of the
band to Maui. The band arrived last
Wednesday morning at Kahului and
went right to work at the races till
about o'clock and then played at the
baseball game till 6 o'clock. Thursday
morning played at residence of Judge
Kalua. Thursday evening played at
Waikiki church yard to an immense
audience; Friday morning at Market
street for the women and children; Fri
day evening at church yard again; Sat
urday noon at the Maui Hotel; then
took passage to Maalaea Bay, and on
steamer Lehua to Lahaina.
Saturday evening the band played at
Lahaina court house yard to a big
audience; Sunday afternoon at Lahaina
court house yard; Monday morning
and evening at same place; Tuesday
moring and evening again at same
place, then took passage for Honolulu
on steamer Lehua. Arrived at Ho-
nolulu Wednesday morning.
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A GOOD TRAP.

A gentleman living in the subarbs
set a cage trap for rats Tuesday and
in the course of the afternoon caught
two rats and mongoose. Yesterday
morning his trap having been set in
the chicken house, contained eight
rats.
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CAPTAIN PARKER RETURNED.

Captain Parker the senior captain of
the police department, returned last
night from his country place at Koolau,
He has been on the other side of the
island for the last six weeks, passing
his vacation.
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CORPORATION NOTICES.
SPECIAL MEETING.
KAMALO SUGAR CO., LTD.

Notice is hereby given that a special
meeting of the stockholders of the
above company will be held at the
offices of ]. Alfred Magoon, corner of
Merchant and Alakea streets, in Homo
lulu, on Monday August "a, 1903 at 1880
p m.
GEO. w. BURGESS, NJ. D.,
President.
Honolulu, August II, 1908.
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OF DANISH POET.

Ira II VI lOAANioIi OIA l.
CHICAGO, August 10.-Jens Waldo
mar Borschinino a Danish poet and
philologiSt yof wide reputation, died
today at his home in this city, after
a two days Illness
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Want ads in the Star bring SuiSR ras
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Twenty-Five cents pays for a Want
ed in the Star. A bargain.
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

son OF some unexpected DEVELOPMENT
than is his fellow artist; and both are
apt to court failure by nesIecting 10
take probabilities into account, or by
overlooking some unexpected and i'm
portant factor.
fortunately for the welfare of So
clety, the average perpetrator of a
crime is as wanting in originality as
Is the average perpetrator of a book.
ana IL crimes We're reviewed" in the
same way as stories, a critic might
slate the two offenses in almost iden-
IIcal words. For the commonplace
mlsdoer only commonplace methods
oil detection are necessary. Rut for
the more unusual criminal more nm
suaI methods are required.
And If my theory holds good. a novel;
lst-other things being equals bv
no means badly equipped as a crini-
Dal-catcher
he is, TO begin with, well Informed
ana observant, and he has-if n 10 s,o
cesses have not been entirely mare-
triclous-considerab knowledee os
character. He is psychologist and
gwen certain constitutional tendencies
III conjunction with certain circun-
stances can predict with tolerable
precision the logical results. He hoe
IL capable novelist, the artists nouyor
Oh entering into the lives of other neo-
pie' OF creeping. so to speak, into the
CriHlihaIs Drain. He can put himself
INTO the criminals place, see as the
criminal sees, fee, as the criminal feeIs
thlnk as the criminal thinks. and csn-
sequently can determine with consider
able accuracy the criminals probable
line OF action. He can detect the veal
point In a chain of evidence lust as
quickly as he can detect the wealx
point In the probabilities of a story.
ana ne has the inventive and ifnagina-
tive qualities which are so necessary
Tor the construction and the FOLLOWING
out of theory that may account fo,
an otherwise unaccountable crime
In saying all this | am, of course.
that the story writer in
question is man of proved ability
and l am crediting him with capabili-
ties TO the possession of which
should no more think myself of Law
ing claim than | should to the laure-
But by dint of a peculiarly
logged determination, unwillingness
10 admit myself beaten, some luck
and perhaps little natural capacjtv
had been succ essful in one or two (
similar ventures; and. on the princi- |
pie that every private soldier carries |
n his knapsack a possible field-mar- |
'hals baton, / saw no reason why | /
should not enter the lists.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
he slipped the trigger.

he slipped the trigger.
My Cod" he said. this is worse
IMAM L looked for. Either that man
Number Seven has played us false or
else you killed him before Won got
possession of this"
AS he spoke he bent forward slight
~ 10 assure himself that the document
vas not forgery, and thus gave me
what knew was my only chance. His
me words about wishing to spare nv
lie l took no account of. knowing
very well that had he not wished tn
discover who | was and how | came
by the knowledge | possessed he
would have shot me at sight. IF nv
promising me my life he could induce
me TO tell him whether what I knew
was known to others, he would then
be aware with whom he had TO deal.
but IL he were in too great a haste
TO make what he called dead meat
OF me, he would have no other oppor-
tunity of obtaining the information he
desired.
But that he would spare me one
minute longer than suited his purpose
did not for a moment suppose. and
had all along decided that | must
wait for my opportunity, and when it
came take it. That opportunity had.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

Quent cackle OF literary 'at homes:"
or the shamelessness of the self-adver-
Using scribbler, touting, bagmanlike,
for reviews-all this l found and find
insufferable. But, taking one thing
~ shop there appears 70 be IN
every professional seems to me that
the craft OF letters has, or should have,
tolerably wide lookout" The
shop" of literature is, or ought to be.
the world. 1t is because life is more
fascinating than literature, that liter
allure is so fascinating a profession.
The man of letters is before all things
student of life. Hence he is never
without resource, for all life interests
him. He never loses the sense Of
wonder. He can fold his hands de-
voutly, and with bowed head repeat
after Robert Louis Stevenson that
General Thanksgiving that breathes a
more childlike spirit of true and joy
Gus gratitude to the God and Giver
of all than any Doxology:
''The world is so full of a number of
things
1 think we should all be as Happy as
kings"
had drifted into, rather than seri-
ousIy adopted, the profession of au-
thorship, but l was at all times ready
10 lay aside my pen for any enter
prise that promised adventure: and
here was adventure ready to hand
and calling for me to make the most
OF what it afforded. To play the spy
upon such scoundrels, to "confound
their knavish tricks" and to be the
means ultimately of bringing them to
justice, offered sport in plenty for nv
money, and would, moreover, give me
en- opportunity o. putting to the test
long-cherishe1 theory of mine.
This theory is that a story-writer who
has attained some proficiency in his
art is in possession of several of the
qualities that go to make a good de-
tective. That l shall be accused by
some persons of talking the very
shop" which l profess to dislike is
quite possible, but l submit that %
discuss the principles Of the novelist's
art is very different from discussing the
price per thousand words and the per-
soDality of the artist.
l contend that the qualities of mind
which are necessary for the construc-
ton of a successful story are not very
different from those which are re-
CURED for the planning of success
full crime. The novelist makes a
rough draft of his story, just as the
criminal maps out his lines of action.
and both fill in details and fit them to-
gether in SIMILAR way. The novelist
has, on the first blush of it, the easier
task, for he has only himself and his
own characters to manage, whereas
the criminal has other people to reckon
with; but am not sure that the novel
ist does not find his imaginary charac-
tiers quite as difficult to deal with as
the criminal finds his actual folks.
And the novelist is no less liable to
discover himself 'in a corner by rea-
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
CHAPTER Nv.
MY REASON FOR DECIDING TO PER.
senate THE DEAD COUNCILLOR

Before relating the adventures
| which befell me on the occasion of
my personating the dead councillor at
the meeting of the syndicate. ought
perhaps. to state the reasons which
LED me 10 decide to be present.
Those who have done me the honor
OF Following my narrative TINS far
may not unnaturally conclude that
am a professional detective. In thar
however, they will be mistaken. do
not know that I am a professional
anything, unless it be a professional
failure. Being possessed of some pri-
'ate means, | am in the fortunate no.
sition OF being able to choose nv oc-
Cupatlon. and, as matter of fact 7
nave, as they say in America. sam
pied" several professions. AS an Irish.
man, not, hope, without an Irisbrnan,s
versatility, / found something to in
terest me in each. But nv dislike tn
what is called shop" made IL diff1cult
Tor me to settle down definitely tn anv
one pursuit
The moody, run-in-a-circIe "sbonp
chatter OF the second-rate musician
who shambies yearnful and morose at
your side; the insistent. assertive
shop" jabber of third-rate actors who
stalk the Strand, their hard. lined faces
and bold eyes proclaiming them mem
bers OF "the profession" as thew ar
rogantly style their artj the inconse-.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
Not Pretty.

Fred-Of course, she poses a gooo
deal. but she's awfully pretty.
May-OE, did you hear of the meas
trick Mr.. Kammerer played on herr
Fred-No. What was it?
Maybe took a snapshot Of her willis
she was in the act of eating corn OF tn
cob.-Philadelphia Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

Aren't there some jealousies in you
progressive euchre club?"
No. indeed" answered young Mrnt
Torkins; when we buy prizes we are as-
ways careful to select things that no ons
really wants, so that the winner WIN noS
be an object of envy."-Washingto
Star
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

Gee whizzi" exclaimed the nerve
caller, 81 haven't another match. ana
my cigarette has gone out"
Well replied the polite youns
woman, who could stand it no longsz,
you would have had to if it hadnt--
Catholic Standard and Times. :
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26
HovV Tt Happened.

Yes; he disreS6rdsd the Doctors
orders and is now in the hospital"
rs, eh?'
Yes; the doctor told him not to
work so hard and he chump went on,
a vacation. Puck
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-12-26

Nurse-Tommy. dear. do you want "a
come with me and see the sweet little
sister stork has left for you?
Tommy-Naw. | don't want to see
sister, want to see the stork.-
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