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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
c,unterfeiters' Conscience.

William P. Hazen, formerly chief Of
the United States secret service, re-
Gently said, In conversation with the
Washington correspondent of the Bal
ttmOre Herald, that 1t is apparently
an inDossibility for a man to make a
perfect counterfeit coin or note.
It is certain, he said, that perfect
counterfeit has never been made, and,
strange as it may seem, with all the
will and endeavor in the world coun-
,terfeiters have never turned out per
feet job, although they get many de-
tails of the bill or coin to perfection.
Some power seems to gain posses
sion of these criminals at a crucial
moment and render their art vain.
Even the most expert engravers, and
1t Of course is well known that some
of the best have gone into the counter
lfeiting business, cannot turn out in
their counterfeit work the perfect re-
suits which they can readily get in
legitimate work. With counterfeit
bonds it is the same as with notes or
coins
The real reason for this have never
been able to fathom. 1t may be
psychic. The criminals themselves, so
far as have ever talked with them,
have indicated to me that they be-
lieve 1t is conscience which balks
them.
It is not, however, always by reason
Of a defect that "a counterfeit is de-
tected. Sometimes suspicion is raised
merely by an indef1nable impression on
the part Of a treasury or bank en-
ploye that bill or coin does not look
or feel just right, and then examina-
ton discloses the fatal error in the
bogus money.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
A euro for Dropsy.

sedgwick, Ark, June 22.-Mr. W. S.
Ia lor Of this place says:
my little boy had Dropsy. Two doc
tors-the best in this part Of the coun-
try-told me he would never get bet
ter, and to have seen him anyone else
would have said they were right. His
feet and limbs were swollen so that he
could not walk nor put on his shoes.
when the doctors told me he would
surely die, 1 stopped giving him their
medicine and began giving him Dodd' S
Kidney Pills. I gave him three pills a
day and at the end Of eight days the
swelling was all gone, but as 1 wanted
to be sure, kept on with the pills for
sometime, gradually reducing the
quantity, till finally I stopped alto
sether.
"Dodds Kidney Pills certainly saved
my child's life. Before using them he
was helpless invalid in his mothers
arms from morning till night. Now he
is healthy, happy child, running and
dancing and singing. can never ex-
press our gratitude.
'Dodds Kidney Pills entirely cured
our boy after everybody, doctors and
ALL had given him up to die"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
Farmers and Factories.

Farmers in those districts that have
extensive manufacturing establish
ments are able to pay double as much
for land as those who live in the strict
ly agricultural districts and then real
ize double the profit from the crops
grown. The farmers of New England
occupying a soil originally thin, in ar
uncongenial climate, are able to pay
higher wages than the farmers Of the
South, although the natural fertility
of the soil and its capacity for pro-
ducing a great variety of crops is not
half as great as it is in, the South and
the staples grown in the South are OF
worldwide demand and of paramount
necessity Southern Farm Magazine
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
BLOOD KUMOURS
Skin Humours, Scalp HumauEs,
Hair RumOurs,
Whether Simple SCrOfuIOgs or
Hereditary
Speedily Cured by CuilcuEa
Soap, Ointment and pills.
Complete External and Internal
Treatment, One Dollar.

In the treatment Of torturing, dis
figuring, itching, scaly, crusted, pimply.
blotchy and scrofulous humours CT the
skin, scalp and blood, with loss Of hair,
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills hare
been wonderfully successful. Even the
most obstinate Of constitutional hui
mours, such as bad blood, scrofhla, In
herited and contagious humoUrs, with
loss Of hair, granular swellings, ulcer
GUS patches in the throat and mouth,
sore eyes, unprecedented blotchcs, 40
we'll as boils, carbuncles, scurvy, stics,
ulcers and sores arising from am ina
pure or impoverished condition Of the
blood, yield to the Cuticura Treatment
when all other remedies fail.
And greater still, If possible, iS the
wonderful record of cures OF torturing,
dis6guring humours among infants and
children. The suffering which CutlcurA
Remedies have alleviated among the
young, and the comfort they have afa
forded WORKOUT and worried parents,
have led to their adoption in countless
homes as priceless curatives for tie
skin and blood. Infantile and birth nu-
mours, milk crust, SCALED head, ECZEMA
rashes and every form ofitching, scaly,
pimply skin and scalp humours, with
loss of hair, Of infancy and childhood,
are speedily, permanently and economi-
cally cured when all other remedies
suitable for children, and even the best
physicians, fail.
Bold through out the world Cutcura Resolvcnk 0ae On
form Of Chocolate Coated Pills Csc per vial q 20 9t1ts
nsnt &c., Soap, 1c. Depotsi London. ~ Ch&rtdKt4d1e
So Paris Rue do Ia PAX Boston, lS7 Columbus Ave-
Potter Drug s. Chem. Corp, Sole Propa
nB- Send for +" The Great Humour Cr2N.~
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01

The celebrated Norwegian poet,
Bjornstjerne Bjornson, observed his
SEVENTEEN birthday last December.
The occasion brought forth many sto-
ries about him, among them this one,
which the Argonaut repeats:
Once some one asked him at what
moment In his life he had taken the
greatest pleasure in knowing that he
was poet.
ut was when a delegation from the
Right the Conservative party Of the
Norwegian Storthing, or Parliament
came to my house and smashed all the
windows. When they had thus at
tackled me, and were starting to go
away, they felt they ought to sing
something, and SO they struck up,
yes, we love this land Of ours
"They couldn't do anything else.
They had to sing the song Of the man
whom they had attacked"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
GETS ROYALTY FROM KIPLING.
Bright American Boy Suggested a Sc
ries of Stories to English Author.

Bright American Boy Suggested Sc
ries of Stories to English Author.
Mr.. Doubleday, who is one of the
American publishers of the books Of
Rudyard Kipling, has small son who
is bound to make his mark in the busi-
ness world. When in America Mr..
Kipling was frequent visitor at the
Doubleday home and the small boys
admiration quickly grew to devotion.
He watched with the most fervent in
terest every step Of progress in a book
of Mr.. Kipling's as it went through
the publishing house, and he had q
moment of real ecstacy when he held
in his hand the first finished volume
One day he came to his father with
an eager, questioning face.
papa" he asked, don't you believe
Mr.. Kipling is going to write any more
children's stories, something like the
Jungle Book" you know?"
Don't know, my son." answered Mr..
Doubleday, "but wish he would"
"I'ye been thinking of something"
said the boy slowly, land I've been
writing letter about it to Mr.. Kip
ling. think he could make great sto-
ries out of Where the Camel Got His
Hump and about What the Elephant
Puts in His Trunk don't you?'
'Do you mind if 1 send him the let
ter?'
mot at all. Mr. Kipling will be
delighted to hear from YOU"
"And now papa, want to make a
business proposition. If Mr.. Kipling
should write some of these stories l
have asked him to and if you should
publish them and they should sell like
hot cakes, would you be willing to
pay me 1 per cent royalty for thinking
up new plots?"
II shall be most happy to, my boy"
"And draw up regular contract as
you do with authors?"
"Most certainly"
"And advance me cents now or
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01

A. A. Boyce, a farmer, living three
and a half miles from Trenton, Mo-,
says: "a severe cold settled in my kid
neys and developed SO quickly that l
was obliged to lay off work on account
of the aching in my back and sides.
For time / was unable to walk at all,
and every makeshift I tried and all the
medicine / took had not the slightest
effect. My back continued to grow
weaker until / was unfit for anything.
Mrs. Boyce noticed Doan's Kidney
Pills advertised as a sure cure for just
such conditions and one day when In
Trenton she brought box home from
Chas. A. Fosters drug store. l follow
ed the directions carefully when taking
them and l must say l was more than
surprised and much more gratified to
notice the backache disappearing grad
ually until 1t finally stopped"
A FREE TRIAL Of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr.. Boyce
will be mailed on application to any
part Of the United States. Address
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y. For
sale by all druggists, price so cents
per box.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01

my royalties to mail a letter to Mr..
Kipling?"
Mr.. Doubleday gravely laid a nlckel
in the boys hand.
The contract was drawn up that az
ternoon.
One month later came a cordial let
ter from the famous author to say that
the suggestions were fine, exactly Wnat
he wanted, and that already he was
at work on the first story.
Last Christmas Master Doubleday re
ceived his first check, the royalties OF
1 per cent on the "Just SO Stories" Ii
amounted to $500.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
A Piccadilly Rebuke.

Even pickpockets should have clean
hands. One tried to remove the yalu-
ables of a Piccadilly ''irreproachable''
as he sauntered to his club the other
morning.
The irreproachable seized the thief
by the wrist, gazed at his filthy paw,
and flung it from him with disgust,
saying:
For goodness sake. my good man,
wash your hands before you put them
in gentleman's pocket. london Tx
press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
Through the Cracks.

When the celebrated divine, Edward
Irving, was on a preaching tour in
Scotland, two Dumfries men of de-
cided opinions went to hear him. When
they left the hall one said to the other:
"Well, Willie, what do you thinkT"
"Oh," said the other, contemptuous-
ly, "the mans cracked"
The first speaker laid a quiet hand
on his shoulder.
"Will," said he, you'll often see a
light peeping through crack"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
The wav She Identified Them

One Of the most eccentric charac-
tiers of old Nantucket was Eliza Ann
McCleave She kept a museum, where
she lectured to the spectators.
One day, pointing to two small fig
ures, she said:
Now, friends, take notice Of these
figures; one is Caesar, the other Bru-
tus. I've forgotten which Is which.
Mary Lizzie, tell me which Of these
got slowed"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
THE REASON WHY
Area under crop in Western Canada, 1903
1855 $50 acres.
Yield, 19O2-117, 922, T54 bu.

FREQ Homeetends OF go Acres Plentiful the only
charge being $40 for entry Abundance of water and
fuel. cheap building material good for pasture
and hay fertile SOIL sufficient rainfall and climate
giving assured and adequate Of growth.
ture, and also for certificate giving you reduced
freight and passenger rates. ETC.. etc.; The Super
tntendent Of fmmigration. Ottawa. Canada, Or t.
Holmes, Bis jackson Street, st. Paul, MINI; ". Y.
Bennett. Sol New York Life Bldg, Omaha. Nebi NJ Y.
Jas. Grieye, Sault Ste. Marie Mich.i J. G. DUNCAN,
Room g., Big Four Bldg, indianapolis. Ind.i J. =
MacLaohian. Wausaur Wis. the authorized Canadian
Govern ment Agents.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
Low Rates to Boston and Return in
June and July.

Southern Ry. Tickets will be sold June
25, 26 and 81. extreme return limit
August /; and on July 1, 2, 3, and 5,
extreme return limit September 1.
Stop-oyers allowed at Niagara Falls
and Chautauqua; also at New York on
tickets via that route. Full informa-
ton, with rates via variable routes,
will be promptly furnished on applica-
ton at city ticket office, $50 Clark St.,
or to G. F. DAILY, Chief A. G. P. A.,
Chicago.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
In Every Walk of Life.

People In
every walk
of life have
bad backs
kidneys 6 o
wrong and
the back be-
gins to ache.
G u r e S / C k
kidneys and
D q c x d che
quickly dis
a p p e a r s.
Read this teS
tinony and
learn how 1t
can be done:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
Reasoned Out.

Reasoned Out.
"He is the personifcation of love it.
self"
How do you make that out?"
"Why, he thinks she's beautiful"
"WellY
"Well, that proves that he is blind,
and so is love. Chicago Post.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
The Least Expensive.

lone Of my girls" he said, "is always
hurting herself, and the other Is always
tearing her clothes"
(Which Is preferableT'
"Well, the girl heals, but the clothes
don't Chicago Post.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
A Secret Betrayed.

eff I go into this DEAL" said the man
with little capital, what will you dor
"You," replied the promoter absent
mindedly.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
Explained.

what was the trouble?'
"He couldn't swim"
what has that to do with his fail
ureT'
"He got into a company where the
stock was all water"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
nindedly

Etc Permanently Cured No fits after
first days use of DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Re
etorer Send for FREE e2 60 trial bottle and treatise
DIR. r. H. KLINE Ltd, 9S1 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01
No Risk to the Dentist.

Dentist-Will you take gas
Patient-Is there any risk.
Dentist-Not for me. You'll have to
pay In Acknowledgment Free Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01

Rice was introduced into the Celestial
Empire by the never-enough-to-b e-praised
Emperor Chin-Nong, about $500 years
r. O.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01

We are never without bottle Of Piso's
Cure for Consumption In our house
Mrs. e. M. Swayze, Wakita, Okla, April
II. 1901.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-07-01

Mrs Winslow's SOOTHING S7RUP for Children
teehing softens the gums, reduces inflammation al
lays pain, cures wind collie. % cents bottle.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-19
a. @noIiides spath 0iuim,

~ @nsliides Spatb Eminent
pertreibt ale barten, wei9eu ODER
i6uielisen &lumpen unb Sebler BET
Pferben, 9lutbipatb, &nieteblense.
l6wulit. Span, &insbein, Steifbett,
@errentunsen, seidwouenen Gals,
6uiten uiw. Spart $50 our9 ben
@ebrau6 elmer Slai6e. 8arantirt
ais has beit befannte, wunberpolite
6eilmtttel. Serfauft beim Npotbefer
SEQ. g. Spencer, ct. @loub, Minn.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-19

pon @eiuen, 9iquOren, gier. Gisarren unb
Salubu : Nusitattlu9. Oies 1T Der pom
banferoiten Taul S. Gabe binterlai iene Tor=
ratb. Der Sorratb mtrb i'm @roben al bic
Weifbietenbeu fir baar I'M Samitag, ben
81. WGrs, 1908, mor9eus 10 ubr, in ber
SIeriIissO Office I'M Gourtbals %perfauft. Der
Sertauf wiro Der Geitdtisun9 Der Court be-
biirfen. Sin Oepoiitum BON 20 YroSent bes
Ginfaufspreiies wirb snr 3eit bes Serfanfs
perlan9t. $. Ut. Sennett,
15s2t Erutee.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-19

Grfaltung in einem Sag 3u turiren
Iebmt 8arner's Bbite @ine Of Gar
Sprup, bic bette 9uitenmebisin aui
@rben. 25 unb scots. Sn allen
Ipotbeten:
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-19
Nene TrlbjabrsfleioertoMe.

IN qrOBter @erl6iebenbeit fnSet man bier bic sewablteten arhtel.
sSebt ,eisen mir miern p%ouitdnoisen Sorratb an gttmens, Wetnltrels,
gols, @Nobatrs umO cine mannisa9e suspabl aa SttrtInss.
y 5pesiel fir oieie Wp6e.
So sou Wintrels, ibpars ub farbis; So 3dQ Soils, itpars
ub fabs; So 3ou gtimens, i6wars mb farbis, IS 6. Nualitdt gu
rs 8. Sic she.
500 garSs 81 3oa sftuiuss in Gbepiots unS MiltOns, ,posu ten
Sutterseu8 n~otbueubis, wert1 81 so 81 9S 8. bs Gle.
steue TrIbiabrs = Weib = unb Wal6waoren.
Seine Mubras ens9oms akiOsr : spls, s mO 1oe 0uaitat,
0imhies, swiies, Dainty usibs ub colortrte &saHt Sabrifate,
Sic nGnGbe Sorte, fir bic S9r zoe 81 sablen semobnt waro. TIMER
Grei5 bie gso6e l21c Die Darb.
Chen erbalten sroben Sprratb on Sbirt Matt Sinnen- @ben e=
balten uol~H dnbisen SOrrat6 an Observation-Disclosures
Nelte fertiee Sribjabrs> Nn5iige unb Safen
limb ansefpmmen. gSr eriu9en ibe Same in ct, Gloub, unfre gro
BE ausuabl Don neuen fertsen 6ribia6rsansisen in Soils, Gtimens,
@initrels, Senetians, sroaoclotbs senau su beii9tisen me AUDI uniern
un9eDeuren Sorrat6 on Spring Saieta unS Eoe Sc Sofa Saden, Sic
neuen Gofee Goats, bic neuen Souts XIV. Saden ulp.
gfirts uus @etticpats in 6arben mb idpars. Sebe Dame
wiQtommen; sefdoGse Serfdufrinnen su gurem Sienite.
Die neuen Srlbiabrs>I eppt6e, Guss lnb Watten
limb onsetommen. sir MAIDEN cine po6rbeitssetreue ansabe, uenn
mir iasen, bob mir einen s0Beren sorrat9 an S%eppi9en, ofuss m6
Watten baben, ais irgeno swei anbere t0du5er in ser Stabt Sulanmen.
Cine iolibe garla6uns Sobenbebedun9 btde @ode ansefommen. SIS
tit ST. Gurem gortbeil, bhien unsebeuren Sorratb gu beit6tisen, bepor
SIR Cure Setelun9en ma9t. @enn SIR bel us por1predt, rperben
mir Sud iberseusen.
SIR biis @O9s nur. Sang ,uOusus Esppi5e per yarb csc
Sir Oiele @o9e nur. Smitb's geluet Sepptde per Daro &c.
gfeue 6rlbiabrSi6ube unb &ubbers.
1lnier WsammOtb ,s9u9z0 spartsnsnt lift BET wdten bas uoaitdnz
btsfe in Ser Sabt. YreHe itts 20 Yros. niebriser ais bic resularen
S6ubitorez gtefe. rnier sorratb an sduben fir Sra6iabrs= umb
Somnsr eebrau5 1T , stob anb fir osis gaiIon gut ssndpn. 9ier
Galf Sluders gu So so aufudrts. sntte BET Ser 5anb sema6te
bO6srabise S6ube. Mdnner= gici=aib nit Ser Soanb e~insefaBte gals
gu So bis 81. Samsnzgietsi0 @9ndr6ube $3.50. &r ia
BEN BEN bt sewabten gOrratb on S., Sa.25, $50 S6ube fur
Mdnner unb Srauen, Ser j in Der Stabt sedst purbe. i
SpeJsaer 10 9rOsent Discount on alien anaben=, guben=, Wab=
@enz unb Sinber S@ul6uben in bteier ISOLDE. Sbr ido etnselaben CUR
Set9hsuns unieres sroBartisen s6ubseusuorratbs, sleidpiel Of SIR
fault ODER nibt. Nnbbers. @Mr baben bte meten uno bet s=
rdblen Ofubbers in Der Staot. Solsenbe nteorisen Brd5e nmr fir btz
ie @obe: Rdnnerz&ubbers better Nuaitdt, regular 90c, gu CSC.
GrIte Slaie lei3te Usdnner=l1eberidube BON reinem Summit, resuldre
S5c Sorte gu $50. Wfdnner= Sturmz0fubbers 55c. Sdmere ana=
bensJtu6bers p Bis 81 gu 45c. S6mere &naben=0tubbers II bis Q
gu SOC. 0amen=s turn=0fubbers in aae @rOBen unb greien nur 4Oc.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-19
Tragt die die Orte, Die Ihr Inner ekaut HABIT
Inter. ~
sohrift N~WZ~
non
0runoeisentbumsibertrasuns

STR ben rNorbfern" beridtet pom Resinra'
Serrn Sobn W. @mmel.
8 6 greitba6 an Nid Miiuer tbeil 1t
6 BIT q NuiitberS's abb Sel9rabe..S $50
6 6 &anbabl an @m " Morle thrill
let ip4 unb @nberes. ........... 1850
Glis Mus9li an 9eter gades 2ots 4,
5, 6, 7, 8 unb 9 blf 5 &i6monb... 1850
S Oredman an 8 SO abbott nj mel
II t III II 3D.. ........... 1850
G 80 Stanlep an 6 . 9oubon ct al
She'll int mel Is t 122 II 3D.. 1000
u 6 &ilep on 80 6 @ir lot 9 blt 80
St. 9loho. 1850
80 Garter an 6 y gernid e. 4 t 124
fl 80. Observation-Disclosures. 5000
Utaria Sabr on s g Muniin9er It s
blt 80 ct Slouo. .......... -. $50
@nna Mt Simmers an Maria @ebede
w1 lp4 uno @nberes t l24 IL 20 1880
8 Sramer an IS u Morie let 32t
l27 IL o........... .......... 45OO
% q Worie an e g Serber9er let | 80
III II 4SO0
Die ct Yaul sc & sc Tp 60 on s
Soliied 1t 3 bf 6 Wbanp.. $50. 60
& 30 abbott an g g abbott 10! mel
II III II 29.. ........... 1000
Yeter g Yaulion an 6 9 Gen; It IA
BIT 7 Velgrabe. $50
@m geQimser an 8 geuinser Sbeil
let nm4 10 t 126 34......... $50
Sobn Seuinser on 8m Seuiuser tbeil
1t II bit 3 GobbinS & Wenbeubals
Mbb Sauf @entre.. ........... 600
S Sbamaion on Sames g Omen
nm4 unb Inberes % t 226 II a.. 60S0
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-19

SIR ben rNorbfern" beridtet pom Resinra
Serrn Sobn u. @mmel.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-09-08

not tool nor mold or anything to I'm
dictate counterfeiting could be found.
"Of course the men under arrest
protested thelr innocence, and the
boys had considerable fun at my ex-
pense. | will admit | didn't feel very
comfortable. We decided, however,
10 put our men In the town jail, and.
marching them between us, we left
the building.
Now. for some reason | CHANGED
to glance back. after going few yards
from the house. What | saw caused
me to grin. and one of the boys no
ticed me.
We'll, what's the matter with you
now?' he asked.
Don't you seer l answered. Look
at the fight shining on that cellar win
dow
What Of IT,? he demanded
What Of it2' grinned; nothing,
only there wasn't any window in the
cellar We yisited-it was darker than
hades'
$50 we went back and finally found
a trap-door that opened into a second
compartment of the cellar And there
we found all the evidence we wanted.
IL was the most complete mint I ever
saw But if it hadn't been for that
cellar window-"-New York Times.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-09-08

Good evening" said the elderly
woman, approaching the steps. Il see
you are enjoying the fresh air. It's a
luxury to be able to sit outside again,
isn't it,"
1T is pleasant" said the woman
who was sitting on the front steps,
Il don't believe you know me. I'm
Mrs. Baxter-your neighbor two doors
of. No, don't get up. I'll just sit
down here beside you. Don't say a
word now. I've been intending to call
ever since you moved in, but you know
how it is. There's always something.
And when l saw you come out and sit
down 1 said to my husband, I'm just
going to run over right now. If she
thinks I'm informal l don't mind, be
cause am INFORMAL always was
And he just laughed and told me to go
ahead. He says he thinks be met
your husband some years ago. How
do you like your home? You needn't
tell me, though. for hardly suppose