The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-06-28
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After krlSps nome run the ChirOps went
ont one. Two, three. and neither side scored
again III the ninth inning. when Faun Of
the BARRIERS managed to reach third and
was brough, in by Tippes single. That
broke the tie and won the game.
The Chiropodists failed to score in their
half Of the ninth.
1t was announced at the BARRIERS alumni
dinner last night that Benjamin Factour
the hair oil man, would give 500, 600 to
endow another chair in advanced singing
If other friends Of the university would give
another $l00OO0
deal of anxiety and was greeted with the
widest enthusiasm. The faculty and
others interested in the welfare Of old
BARRIERS had feared that Mr.. Factour was
so offended by a little incident Of the last
fall term that he would withdraw his sup
port. Some irresponsible undergraduates
published cartoon of Mr.. ,Factour in
Ldthfr Drops, the college weekly.
II represented MIR. Factour with only
one-hali of his face shaved. and under
meath was printed, I'VE shaved one-half
Who will shave the other?"
The entire edition, save few st ray copies,
was destroyed and all the students who
had ANYTHING to do with it were expelled.
Mr. Fac,our kindly overlooked the whole
matter. but it is understood that the cur
riculum has been so modified that here
after Freshman oil will be compulsory,
instead of elective.
Last year Mr.. factour gave the univer-
sty its splendid new shampoo paror and
he has either given or lent most of the
portraits in Tonsorial Hall showing the
whisker styles of the last seven hundred
years.
In his address to the alumni President
Hottowl declared that he and all his assu-
cates in the faculty were inexorabIy OPP
posed to the shortening Of the course
we have become world Power he
4 H.,
from old Barbcrs' must bc equipped 10 do
"A worlds work They cannot he 50
equipped in the three weeks to which il
has been proposed to reduce The course
Remember that The orsorials. like the
men of III ether professions, must now h"
able to hold their own with these Of other
countries. You may not all shave princes
or curl heirs-apparcnt to Oriental thrones,
but you must all be ready when the on
porturity offers. Within two years, gentlc
men, the Ina rbers Of the United States have
been called upon to shave and haircut
three representatives Of royalty How we'll
have we done the work. Let tho results
speak for themselves I'll he relat ions bet wee,
this country ard Germany were never
more friendly, China looks to US as the
ton at the hands Of Russia, far away Siam
stretches hands across the Pacific and sends
her greeting to trcle sam.
"Gentlrmcn, alumni of old BARRIERS, ]
ask you who and what have brought about
these cordial relations and placed our
country where she belongs in the front row
of nations? And when say we have done
it, who shall say me nay?
Ask Prince Henry, whose heard was
trimmed by one of you. Ask Prince Chen,
whose tender chin first felt the razors kiss
in this land Of ours. Go, gentlemen. and
ask Prince Somdetch Chowfa Of far away
Siam, who sat in the chairs OF the graduates
of old BB rbprs from Portland Me- IN
Portland Ore.
One class after another arose and cheered
President Ho,towl. They cheered to the
echo and then in a mighty chorus spelled
out the magicl
S-e-\-t
Hot fowl hot fowl, hot fowl
Among the other Sneakers WIS Prof.
Sroppe. who talked about WHISPERS AID
/ he Brof der Culture
The diplomas were then awarded to the
l27 youI men who have won tho degree
of y. r.
The ennua' hall followed 'hc }irt or.
NJ II ~ the yorirg lfd'ss from Mos .5rye and
Manicure stayed over to dance.