The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-01
M r.. ,D::O1OL.Es s. S: !:
Mr. DooIey Calls for an international Police Force.
Copyright, 1903, by Robert Howard Russell.
BY r. p. DUNE.

Il thought" said Mr.. Dooley, chat
whin me young frind, tn Car of Roo
shya, got up that there Dutch polls
coort FIR to settle tn back yard quarls
among tn nations Nv tn arth, 'twud be
tn end Nv war FIR good an all. 1t looked
all right to me. Why not? If be amy
chanst 1 get mesilf full iv misconduct
an go ar-round tfryin' to collect me
debts with gun an camp out in some
body's house an won't lave, tn polls
take me down to Deerin' sthreet sta
ton an throw me in among tn little
playmates iv tn criminal, an in tn
morntn' I'm befure me cousin, tn chief
Justice, an he con-f1scates tn gun an
slnds me up tn bullyvard FIR thirty
days. Why not tn same thing FIR tn
powers whin they go off on a tear? 1
thought I'd be readin' in tn pa-apers:
Judge Oolenboff at tn Hague coort had
a large docket yisterdah mornin'. Thir-
" Numbers iv tn NOTORIOUS Hapsburg
family was STINT up FIR VARIOUS terms
an tn polls think they have completely
broke up tn gang. TIL King iv Spain
3 was charged with non support, but was
dismissed with a warnin'. TIL Impror
Nv Chiny was let off with a fine FIR
malntainin' dope jint an warrants
was issued FIR tn owners iv tn prim-
1ses, tn king iv England an tn Car
iv Russhya. TIL Sultan iv Turkey.
alias Hamid tn Hick, alias tn Turrible
Turk, was charged with peIy-gamy. Tn
coort give him tn alternative Nv five
more wifes or thirty days. Whin these
cases had been cleared away, tn bailiff
led into tn dock three NOTORIOUS char
ackters. TIL first was a large, heavy
set German who proved to be Bill tn
Bite, less known by his thrue name iv
Willum H. ]. E. I. K. L. NJ N. o. P. @.
X. S. T., ETC., Hohenzollern. BY his
side was an understood little dark man,
tn NOTORIOUS Emilio Casthro, a pro-
hssyonal dead beat an imbizzler, an
stout party be tn name iv Albert Ed
ward or Edwards, who is said be tn
International polls to be behind some
Nv tn biggest CRAFTS that have been
run through FIR TIL las twinty years
though niver so far caught with tn
goods on. HohenzOllern was accused
iv assault with intint to kill, robbery,
backrnail, carryin' concealed weepins
an raysistin' an officer. Edward or Ed
wards was charged with maintainin'
fence FIR ravceivin' stolen property an
carryin' concealed weepins. ACasthro
W
In disordherly house an fraud
The attorney FIR tn prosecution
made out & sthrong case again thu
pris'ners. He said that HohenzolIern
was desprit character who was con-
stantly menace to tn peace fv tn
wurruld. He had no sympathy FIR Cas-
thro, who was an idle, dangerous ruff
fyan an he hoped tn coort wud dale
severely with him. He niver paid his
dlbts an none iv tn neighbors' chick
ems was safe firm him. He was a low
down, worthless, mischief-makin' loaf
er. But Casthro's bad charackter did
not excuse tn, other prisners 1t seems
that Casthro, who niver paid ANYBODY
anything, owed a bill with tn we'll
known grocery firm iv Schwartzheim
an Hicks which he rayfused to settle.
Hearin' tv this, HohenzoIlern an Ed
ward or Edwards con-spired together
to go to Casthro's place undher pre-
tfnse iv collectin' tn bill an throw Cas-
thro out an take POSSESSION iv his prop-
erty. Hohenzollern was tn more vilent
Nv tn pair. He appeared carryin' load
ed revolvers which he fired into tn
windows iv' Casthro's shop, smashed in
tn dure an endangered tn lives tv
NANNY innocint people.
He was ARRESTED afther a sthrug-
gle, in which he severely injured wan
Nv tn International polls foorce, an
carried off in hurry-up wagon. Ed
ward or Edwards was caught in th'
neighborhood. He pretinded to be an
INNOCENT spectator, but whin sarched
was found to have loaded revolvers III
his pocket, as well as an address to tn
christian nations iV tn Wurruld JUS