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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
New to Her.

Madge-was she glad when he told her
the old, old stOry2
MarjOrle-Hou bet she was Why. that
girl had never heard IL before.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
Disanpolnfment - Ralph.


aNreif4itC. Alli4-'-t
Ralph NaNWed came to attend our Mu-
tuai SUNDAY evening. but the young peo-
pie did not turn out. so there was no
meeting.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
s#s#4*s4s4**@ss4s4sssaasasss
!: In LIGHTER VEIN
No e. 80 Humanity.


'Tis winter now the fierce winds blow,
the atmosphere is chlA
The frost on the WINDOW pane, the
We have % use a heap OF light. we have
TO have a fire.
Tie prics Of coal is boosted high and
likely TO go higher
on, how we hate the winter time and All
its Erlevcus Ills.
Oh, hog we hats the coal man and how
we hate his bisls.
The springtime follows winter close and
IL, we know VIII bring
A host OF worries sreat and small. pc
There's moving day. and cleaning cay
and mud up 20 our knees;
There ague, chills and sprlngtme COLDS
20 make us shake ana sneeze-
on. how we hate the sprIngtime, the
ague, MID and chills-
on, how We hate the doctor. his nostruHs
and his pills.
And spring has scarcely said adieu ere
summer comes apace,
And summer has its Inst OF woes for our
CoWntrodden race.
The flies win come to vex us then. the
heat VIII make as cuss,
The iceman looms up grim and stern and
trouble makes for us
Oh, how we hate the summer, when the
heat poor mOrtals grillsi
Oh, how we hate the iceman, who makes
us pay for chills.
And summers tracks have not grown
cold when autumn comes along.
With an the winter clothes to buy 70
We take a short vacation trip to rest
awhile and then
The autumn bids us an farewell and win
Oh. how we hate the autumn, when the
gold is on the treesi
oh, now we hate the autumn, which
ushers in the freezel
Thus, every season in its turn brings
we must just grin and bear it and do the
best we can:
For, even could we make the change. it
would no comfort bring
To have summer I'm the winter and au-
tumn in the spring;
! For the goldman and the iceman, the fe-
yer and the chill,
selves and prosecute us sun!
Curse themi
/ Park city is also taking on metrOpOl-
itan airs, a bum prizefght having just
/ been pulled off there.
! If Sergeant Hempel of the police force
can teach his new parrot TO say Move
an there, moo" the bird viii prove a
/ helpful companion to him.
A Man of Wealth.
/ His trousers were nothing bat jeans,
/ His diet was just pork and beans
But through his cellar hole
/ Went a haif-tOu of coal
! WHICH proved him person Of means
! II the merger OF the light company
} and the street car company means bet
4 ter light and better street car service,
/ the public is for the merger.
/ Can it be that the coal operators are
! depending upon the public to force a
settlement Of the coal striker
] IF the London papers do not quit
! calling our canal scheme a pUt-up job
! pretty soon we shall refuse to let them
1t is small comfort in the face OF the
! advanced prices to know that we have
been paying too much for our coal all
the time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
No Tarts For Jim.

Said bad little youngster named Beau
champ:
Those Jelly tarts-how shall I reau-
champ
To my parents I'd go,
But they always so NO
No matter how much a beseauchamp."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
..Limerieks,, Gone nd

There was a young man of Constantine
pie.
Who used to buy eggs at Sc n dozen;
When his father said. We'll,
This is certainly surprising,
The young man put on his secOnd-bes'
WalstCOat-
There was a young lady of Athens,
Who painted china fine.
Everybody said. on.
But she didn't care
Because she never sold any.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
Playing with Fire. It often Happens


There was young heiress named
Rocker.
And lawyer called Luke tried to hook"
her.
But the heiress was shrewtl,
Though her question was rude
do YOU like my looks, Luke, or lucret
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16

There was a small boy Of Quebec.
Who was buried in snow to his neck.
When asked. Are you friz?'
He replied. Yes. I is:
But we don't call this cola i'm Quebec.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16

Happv Now.
HE KR

She always addressed him as Mr..
JntH he took courage and kr
But now that tncv re wed,
Like n brute DE has sG1u
That he wishes 10 goodness he'd Mr.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
No Stopping!
Result: One Bio n.

There was a young girl who said Mr.
If you do that again he had kr.-
IN complain TO my brother,
Who, you know. is no other
Than the champion heavyweight fr."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
would mis- Be your ChoiceP

I'D rather have fingers than toes.
I'd rather have ears than g nose,
And as for hair.
I'm glad it's all there
III be awfuily sad when IL goes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16

BY Pixiey and Luders. authors Of
Prince of pilsen.'
Special augmented orchestra Of twenty.
There's a scandal brewing I'm the In
terror department
Prices. 25c 20 Sl.5e. sale now on.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
Naughty Nan.

There was an old man in Nantucket,
VINO kent an his cash in bucket;
But his daughter named Nan
Han aWay with man.
And as for the bucxet-Nan tucket.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
Unnoticed in the Duscue.

A person whose manners were brUsQue
Had scented his garments with musque
When he went to the zoo.
The beasts murmured "phew'
And the elephant sneezed off a tusque,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16

Can it be that the coal operators are
depending upon the public to force a
settlement Of the coal striker
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16

The president Of Ecuador should be
careful how he sympathizes with Co
lombia in the loss of Panama. Ecua-
doris activity may get it into trouble,
also.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16
RHYME WITHOUT REASON.


a canvassing lady named Green
Said to Jones. Buy q talking machine.
I've got one. he said.
As he nursed his poor head;
She's the strongest THAI ever YVES seen %
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-16

II the merger OF the light company
and the street car company means bet
ter light and better street car service,
the public is for the merger.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12
AMERICAN FLOUR IN LONDON.

writer in the St James Gazette goes into explana-
ton why American flour is preferred by British bakers
by writer that he carried the query to the
Corn Exchange invited of the experts there to
pronounce upon it. Mr. Piman, of Pillman & Phillips,
of the largest importing houses was one Of those
to pass judgment and in the first sentence told
great truth when he said Bread baked from English
-four is sad and without life British millers who are
proud of their achievements and ready TO acclaim
the superiority of their system American mills,
might ponder little at Mr. Pillmans remarks, and do
something bring their -four life. Mr. Pillman
plains for the large supply of American
-four with its glutnous qualities, there would be less
demand for English -four than there is at present The
demand for English stimulated by the mixture Of
American -four In his opinion there is little bread
sold in London that contains nothing but English -four
The writer of the article that he made fur
Investigations which showed that the views of Mr..
Piman generally held among the -four dealers. He
says further:
cit is noteworthy fact that representative could
find no one on the exchange dealt exclusively in
English -four he informed that the number Of
firms who limited their operations TO this side of the
business could counted the fingers of hand,
whereas there is number of merchants who deal
clusiyely in imported -four. few trade in both kinds.
One in this position is Mr. Coett There could be no
doubt he said that bakers greatly preferred and would
American -four of its gutinous properties
made in the bakers opinion better loaf than only
English -four used if the English -four predcmn-
ated and moreover, sack of American -four owing
its misunderstanding character from So to 100
quarerm against about SO quarterns from similarly
sized sack of English -four 1t found in practice Mr.
Coett said that Is per of English -four mixed with
the American quite sufficient to give the bread
color term which he explained meant white appear
English -four in addition to being used for blend
ing purposes in demand for pastries and puddings
The article is concluded with summary of the mssits
of various kinds of -four offered in London. Argen-
tine Indian used to limited extent and
making progress in popularity Mark Lane merchants
claim this flour is inferior Canadian flour is inferior to
American sorts Mr. Coett, questioned this point,
said he had endeavored to build up trade in Canadian
-four but the results somewhat disappointing
The Modern Miller, summing this up, says: THE
prestige of American -four is firm rooted When leading
importers say English -four is sad and without life, it
will hard supply it with favorable wheat rates
transportation and put it plane Of equality The
prestige of American -four offsets any little temporary
advantages English -four may receive through wheat
rates duties"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12
IN THE KANSAS PENITENTIARY.

The editor of the 81 Dorado Republican recently visited
the state pententary Lansing He had been there
twenty years ago. and the contrast between conditions
and then appealed forcibly to him. There have
been many prison reforms in that time The prisoner
has latitude which in the days of old denied
him. His stripes are gone The oppressive display of
artillery while entirely curtailed it will be,
is considerably diminished. Subdued conversation
among convics is possible; formerly it prohib
tied The institution has band and occasional
entertainment large library gives every chance
for intellectual improvement and scores seize the op
portunty. is STILL however place which depresses
the visitor and his mind moralizing. Summing
up his visit, the FL Dorado editor says
Their little world is extremely circumscrbed, and
while the inmates supplied with all the
comforts the isolation of it all must forever be the
shadow Of death And there in all eleven hundred Of
these human beings, not counting the hundreds of
and women-two wOmen-employed TO oversee guard,
protect and look after this colony of many nations kim
dreds and tongues salvation of it all is work
When one works one doesn't think. And these people
work SO that when the day and they go their
rooms-to their little narrow steel cels-and boted
in their bodies weary and sleep readily to
hem-Tes and and sleep-the sleep Of forgetful
ness The vicious the depraved, the recalcitrant
lnnuInaneiy out IN way tndt Is e0ectIVe
and thus do the inside workings pententary
on and on or think they do from visit there
last week The responsibility of maintaining order and
discipline which falls largely Warden Jewett, is
great The position is extremely trying It makes men
old before their time largely of only the
multiplicity Of cares. but the magnitude of them But
Mr. Jewett undoubtedly possesses the executive force
and the administrative ability keep this spcaistic
munity only lawful subsection but in industrial
activity, so that while the inmates being punished
or detained they in degree paying for their board
and keep chaplain breaches to and prays for them
Sundays, but We do not think the salvation souls is
made very prominent feature. When visited this
State House of Detention twenty years ago-t
penitentiaTy, penal institution then-the inmates
stripes, While every fifth sixth person was man with
Guards with guns in the towers the walls
and at every entrance exit But things have changed
All the trappings of have long since disappeared
Public sentiment suggested change TO more humane
methods, while experience has proved that there
better way to handle the criminal classes through
display Of force. In the meantime do not envy
Warden Jewet any other official connected with the
Lansing institution. his job"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12
ROOSEVELT AND LYNcHINe.

The gravity Of tie syn hing sit sstn has provoked
letter president of the United States and his
letter will in turn provoke widespread discussion Every
body hopes that some correction of the evil may come
from that circumstance AS the lynchng matter stands.
everybody with any vehicle opportunity public utter
ance with the single exception of Tllman, is against
ynching devotes of time annually to de-
nouncng it. There has dmnution of the evil be-
cause of unanmity of expressed sentiment Upon the
contrary the ynchng crime is spreading longer
be called sectional times with the addition
of mutilatons and manifestations lingering sayagery
in the white race beyond all belief
Practically every authority in the United States is
agreed on most aspects of this form Of outawry
1t is not INDUCED by the leading elements of COM
munity Rather the occasion is seized upon by the
rougher portion of the community murderous holi
day In many cases the provocative crime revolving
that the rioters themselves free from the extreme
of public censure. But no community be the same
after a lynching cremation at the stake. No com
munity can tolerate to itself If it should
do nothing else should stand the notification
of law acquains population with the spirit of cruel
brutal torture as of redress, and civilization is
supposed to have moved on and away from that CEN
turtles
With general public sentiment against this criminal
practice with public print and public unanimous
its denuncaion with the rougher element in various
communities becoming holder and bolder and by wide
spread example feeling of the rein of control loosen this
thing must climax day and to solution
It may be that with lynching, and as means to sup
pressing it. capital punishment itself will go consid'
cradle portion population would endorse the abo
of death by the hands of the state These people
hold that the nation do without harm what the
individual do-take human life.
Capital punishment may not be done away with but
is certain that the ynchng crime growing the point
where public sentiment hold of it it,
and in the correction it may away from the state
the extreme penalty
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

service though he charges 81 day for outsiders as
against $3.50 day the neighborng farmers, the com
mercal travellers have opened negotiations with some
trustworthy citizen start boarding house When this
accomplished the hotel necessary be boycotted
or even if peaceful prevail competition effects
an Improvement This however, is recognized tenn
porary remedy and the organizations of travelling men
are talking of establishing hotels of their own IN
many of the places ilsupplied. This is plan
which has tried with in other parts Of the
country and hotel is profitable enterprise at all in
town, it is hard to why its chief patrons should
not have part in the investment With the stock
guests there may, indeed, be reminder OF
Simeon Fords dictum: Running hotel is cinch.
All you have to do is open it, and the boarders will
tell you how to it"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12
COMMERCIAL TRAVELLERS ROAR.

The commercial travellers Of louisiana and the other
gulf states in against the country hotelkeepers
In large proportion the places which must be visited
by the retail drummer" there one hotel and the
proprietor has as ronelaG monopoly city traction
combine sympathetic advocate OF the tribe puts the
grievance thus:
The travelling men complain that some of the beds
towels and general service rooms of the
hereest Halfaundered towels and sheets on the beds
that are damp and uninviting meals not
with the ffeenen lunches bar rooms in this city
timetables. knowledge OF trains or nveries and
other things that impossible decent hotel They
declare that the ffteencent lunches infinitely superior
to the ffycent meals furnished and that something
be done the travelling men are Obliged 10 band
into corporation and have hotels operated
throughout the state"
This is, indeed. sorry picture. but something has
already been done to improve Where the soil
tsy tavenkeepeT has refused persisenty to give good
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

The fact that General Miles has retired doesn't pro-
hibit shooting occasional skyrocket inter
view and covering himself al with sparks.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

Nine Barrios, wife of the ex-prssdent of Guatemala
arrested in New York the other day charged with in
toxication. She made the plea that she merely i'll.
All the tragedies in New York not be inside
the theaters.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

The Kansas automobiles are complying with the
recent compelling them to register with the
tary Of state They too busy They have all they
can do to get gasoline smell off Of them when they
out into society.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

Rostkovoski the Russian consul who was shot by a
Turkish gendarme believed that the best
toward people of the Orient he had to do
over it again. would probably take another guess.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

Japan is trying to get China TO form alliance II
Japan succeeds her first job Will be to persuade Chinese
generals you can't armed force by making
faces at it.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

Senator Tillman who is against the use Of railroad
passes. lost annual the other day and is advertising
He is probably against if all the other
statesmen viii quit using them, too
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

The chief popularity of the Parisans is this: that
they hurt in accident, but manage usually
kill good people by stampeding after the acct
dent has taken place.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

Izaak Walton, the first to mix up the trades OF
fishing storytelling died 40 last Saturday
He was the first to do it and probably got into
heaven on the grounds that he novel
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

King Peters children haye arrived in Servia Seryia
is about where England in the Princes in the
Tower period children have the sympathy of the
world
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

The salmon catch this year is failure The notable
thing about being that it IS thing that can't be
blamed the late freeze last spring.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

Last week the Georgia legislature abolished the three
days of grace. Many other states are abolklIs it
Trains. mail service and the telegraph have made it
obsolete.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

Wall street is in the position Of spider with paror
and large neighborhood OF flies who on
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

Before Furnishing that gendarme to any great extent
the sultan may be expected TO wait and the
IS really mad about it
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

Uncle Russell Sage reached s. years last week Ii
is still saving up something for his old age
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

That comet is dead failure. Nobody cares anything
for comet you can't see.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

An August food in central Kansas is something II
hang up on the library wall as a souvenir.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12
mn 601zzz1ztc

Have you your three thousand dollars
in your hustle. MOTHER asked q
Wichita girl Of her parent the other day
when the latter was getting ready 10 &C
away No Indignantly replied that
person. do you suppose that Il ! Rad
& az that would be foolish enough u
put II in my hustle, Certainly not
would pu, ii In my stocking or ny shirt
waist
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

The Dakota courts should have known
better. The idea Of trying 20 operate On
a Constaniinidi structure thai commas ds
Sir Jeuu OF London's attention
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

There were no banners On TIE Method
iSt Sunday school trolley party cars a.
nouncirx who they were, and aoae were
recesszry. Their shouts vsre Unnlstzx-
able
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12
PIN

Lahonz- o. 7. sun Asro1oUeFz say
the hottest weather occurs when ne s'AT
sirius Is n Tie ascendant We have h>~1
thinking for TIE past week CT r-O thai
thix weather i. q Serious proposition
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

The INDIAN YOUTH is degenerating.
Latest advices say that he now DANCES
FOR PLEASURE.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

MOTHERS. eont give nrtie erSbss 20
your Roys. II nisns II ;se<1d lead if-z
% Missouri
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12
THE WEATHER: A good guess.

The nations shouldn't wonder because
Boris Sarafoff and Rosokavakixzq, the
Russian consul. couldn't get along to-
gether. Either one alone is bad enough.
xxx
Wanted-By anarchists. an Internal ma
chine that won't fiZzle out.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-12

SOMETIME within the last six thous-
and years, a woman while feeding swine
caught the germ of run ROUNDS
Wichita has mother who doesn't sing
her baby to sleep because she can't carry
a tune. She substitutes baby talk.
The Meeker herald., 1903-11-28
Special Land Buyers Excursions

VIII run to the new lnnds Of Greer county,
Oklahoma, and other sections of the great
Southwest In November and December, via
the Frisco System.
Are you looking for rich and fertile farm
ing lands in the Southwest which you can
buy for from. one-fourth to one-tenth the
cost of lands In the East and North? They
produce as much acre for mere. Here Is y
chance to better your condition and add q
liberal amount to your pocket book.
For full particulars and special railroad
rates apply Mt once to Il. s.. Lemon, Secre-
tary Frisco system immigration Bureau,
st. Louis, Mo.
The Meeker herald., 1903-11-28
Estray Advertisement.

Notice is hereby givensto whom 1t
may concern that the following de-
scribed estray animal was taken up
near Meeker, Rio Blanco county, on
White river, Colorado. To-wit: one
roam mare, II years old, branded So
left shoulder. Satd animal being un-
said estray will be sold by this Board
for the benefit OF the owner when
found.
STATE BOARD OF STOCK IN
SPECTION COMMISSIONED
n28-dl2. Denver, Colo.
The Meeker herald., 1903-11-28
The Best Remedy for Group.

from the Atchison, KAN, Daily Globe.l
This is the season when the woman
who knows the best remedy for Group
Ism y IN demana d IN every tRins
world il to be awakened in the mid
die Of the night by whoop from one
of the children. The Group remedies
are almost as sure to be lost, In case
OF Group, as II revolver is sure to be
lost In case of burglars. There used
to be an oidfashioned remedy for
Group, known rs hive syrup and tolu,
but some modern mothers say that
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,is bet
ter, and does not cost 30 much. 1t
causes the patient to throw up the
phlegm" quicker, and gives relief in
u shorter time. Give this remedy rs
soon rs the croupy cough appearsand
1t will prevent the attack. 1t never
fails and IL pleasant and safe to take.
For sale by all druggists.