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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Dal Hunter OF near New Flor
encc has moved to Montgomery.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Mrs. Matte Croghead OF Fultod
Is the guest of Mrs. w. Y. Sisk.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Rev. II. l.. McQuic attended the
Salt River Baptist Association q,
Louisiana, Mo. this week.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

NOTICE:-I will not be in my
Office in Montgomery City Mon
day and Tuesday of each week
till after Nov. list, 1908.
DIR. G. o. DAVIDSON.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Prather Usry has purchased
paper at Laharpc, Kans.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04
Street Fair will soon be here.

Miss Caroley See is very sick.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Mr.. and Mrs. c. Crump ar
rived Monday from an extended
visit with relatives at Green
Qastle, Mo.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Miss Pearl Wylio has opened
millinery store at Bcllilower.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. White of
New Florence were here Tuesday
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Mrs. 4. l.. Waters and son Paul
returned to their home at Eufala l..
T., Tuesday after visit with her
sister Mrs. DIR. Davidson and other
Relatives.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Manager Ferguson Of the Opera
House has engaged Kenslcy 4
Russell, one OF the best theatrical
troops in the country to be with us
during the Street Fair.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Hammack
were visiting George Wyatt and
family In Joncsburg Sunday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Walter Holcomb attended the
picnic at Warrcnton Saturday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

County Court meets at Mon,
gomcry next Monday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

VOL. II
Street Fair will soon be here.
Miss Caroley See is very sick.
Jesse Bratton of Mexico was
here Monday.
Just tell them that you saw 1t in
The TRIBUNE.
Miss Francis Knofler Is clerking
at Fuller's news store.
E.. Shay of Hallsvillc was vi
sitting friends here Sunday.
II. II. Bailey transacted business
in st. Louis last Saturday.
Miss NJ attic Wilson OF Wcllsvillc
visited relatives here Sunday.
Miss Bessie Elrod has position
in n millinery store at Blackwell,
o..
An immense wheat crop Is being
sown In Montgomery county this
fall.
Mrs. John Best and daughter,
Miss Rosa went to st. Louis Tues
day.
Miss Ola McQuie of wcllsvillc
visited friends and relatives here
last Sunday.
Miss Russie Solomon Of st.
Louis Is visiting relatives and
friends here.
Mrs. Lula Scott went to St Lou
is Monday to buy her fall stock of
millinery goods.
Mrs. w. Y. Sisk and Mrs.
Craighcad visited relatives in
wellsvillc Monday.
Misses Lcola Faulconer and
Carrie Vandiver arrived home
from Colorado Tuesday.
}; w. Schowcngcrdt was over
froh Bclllower Monday and went
to wellsvillc on business trip.
Chas. Palmer shipped Ave loads
of cattle to Chicago Monday that
he bought of w. d. whitesides.
White 4 Covington shipped
three loads of hogs aud one load
Of mixed stock to st. Louis Mon
day.
VIM. Gilchrist and daughter
Miss Annie arrived home Tuesday
from n months visit at Denver
Colo.
Byron Moore OF st. Louis came
up Saturday night to spend sever
al days visiting homefolks neaI
Danville.
Mr.. and Mrs. C.. c. Crump ar.
rived Monday from an extended
visit with relatives at Green
Qastle, Mo.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Ellis ant
little daughter Gencivc, and httl,
Anna Blackburn OF New Florcnc,
visited here Tuesday.
Mrs. Luther Huddleston OF Littl,
Rock Arkansas who has been vi,
sitting DIR. Huddleston and family
at Mi neola was visiting relatives
and friends here Tuesday.
Little Thomas, Kathryn ant
Lillian Jefferson who have beer
spen ding the summer with relati
YES here left Wednesday for thei
home at Los Angeles, Cal.
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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

DIR. l.. l.. Howard, Veterinary
Surgeon OF twenty years expert
encc, is now located Mt Browns
livery stable. Treats all diseases
of the domestic animal. Charges
reasonable. Satisfaction guaran-
tced. 7-3-it.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Misses Cora and Battle Gilmore
are visiting relatives near VAN
dalia this week.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Ia. Harrell began six months
school in the Mabry district north
of town Monday with 30 pupils
enrolled,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Garry Burton of High Hin, while
assisting in bailing hny on A. j.
Hinton's farm east Of town fell OIL
the bailcr and broke his arm.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Albert Lafierty OF Lawton o. 7.
on his way to st. Louis stopped
OIL here Wednesday to visit his
brother A. w. Laiierty. He is in
the Post Office at Lawton and was
going to st. Louis on business In
regard to that work.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

w. S. Harrison went to st.
Louis to meet his daughter Miss
Grace who is in st. Louis from
Chcrryvillc. Kansas attending the
fall opening of the Wholesale mil
linery house.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

C. w. White bought 10 head of
fat hogs of Alex Hinton Monday
and shipped them Monday night.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Mrs. l.. b. Pcgram, Misses Mollic
Golden and Stella Mccarthy visit
ed Miss Ada Windsor at Mineola
this week.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Rock Henslcy shipped three car
load OF cattle to Chicago this week
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

d. u. McCarty has bought the
property across the street from the
electric light plant from Mrs.
Hackney.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Little Thomas, Kathryn and
Lillian Jefferson who have been
spen ding the summer with relati-
YES here left Wednesday for their
home at Los Angeles, Cal.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Ellis and
little daughter Gencivc, and little
Anna Blackburn OF New Florence
visited here Tuesday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Judge Henry White and wife
left Monday for Pueblo, Colo, to
visit w. II. Glare and family.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

". Il. Davis of Prohibition de-
livered 8 head Of hogs to Coying-
ton 4 Co., Tuesday that averaged
PA lbs at S5.12 i-2 per cwt.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

II. II. Luderson of east of town
attended the picnic at warrcntor
last Saturday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Subscribe for The TRIBUNE only
Que dollar year.
Edgar Reed spent few hours at
wcllsvillc Sunday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Mis- ses Maud Hunter and Lillian
Dale returned to their home at
Kansas City Monday after a few
weeks visit with relatives at Mont
gomery.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

James Spears and Tom Baugh
of Bcllilowcr were In Montgomery
Monday after lumber for l.. l..
Smiths new barn
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Little Annie Bell Adams of nca
Prohibition was quite sick thi
week.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

u. w. Kamp and son Frank Of
Bcllilowcr attended the Old Settlers
Reunion at warrcnton last Satur-
day.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Otis Sailor and wife and child.
rem were visiting at High Hill Sun
day.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Mrs. Luther Huddleston OF Little
Rock Arkansas who has been vi
sitting DIR. Huddleston and family
at Mi neola was visiting relatives
and friends here Tuesday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

NOTICE;-All persons owing
US for twine, machines, repairs and
wire fen cling are requested to settle,
also call attention to last year ac-
counts, we need the money and
need It now.
This notice requires attention.
HUPE 4 CLARE.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

James Finn was fined 5000 and
cost in police court last Saturday
for resisting an oihccr.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Mrs. Sans who had been the
guest Of her sister Mrs. Lula Scott
returned to her home at Clinton,
Mo-, Saturday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Alex Hinton shipped four loads
OF fat cattle to st. Louis Monday
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-04

Excursion to st. Louis Saturday
and Sunday $3.50 for the round
trip.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20
Senate Contest Rules.

The following rules, modelled after
those adopted by Democratic majority
in the Kentucky Senate at the time
of the celebrated Goebel contest, were
adopted in the Senate January 18th
by party vote.
/. All contests of the election of a
senator and all questions affecting or
relating to the qualification or eligi-
bility of senator, or to the right of
any senator to seat or membership
in the Senate. shall be referred to the
committee on privileges and elections,
which shall proceed to hear and de-
termine said matters in such manner;
at such times, In such places, and un-
der such rules. as said committee may
adopt for the purpose of facilitating
such hearing.
2. The committee on privileges and
elections desiring TO report on any
contested election or upon the quail
fication or eligibility of any senator,
or upon the right of any senator to a
seat in or membership of the Senate,
shall have the right to report at any
time, and such report shall have pre-
cedence over all other business, and
shall stand for Immediate disposition
by the Senate. No debate shall be in
order or be permitted upon such re-
port, nor upon the question of the
adoption or rejection thereof; nor dis
cussion of the question on said re-
port, no amendment of the report, no
motion to adjourn. to take a recess. to
proceed to the consideration of spe-
cial or general order, to lay on the ta-
BILE, to commit, to recommit. or to post
pone to a time certain or indefinitely;
nor any other measure whatsoever
- n l. L. ~. LIT. -
such report until such report is final
ly disposed of by the Senate, anything
in any other rule of the Senate to the
contrary Notwithstanding.
II for any other reason the presi-
dent should fail or refuse Immediately
to put the question. upon the adop-
ton or rejection of any such report,
then the question shall be Immediate
ly put to the Senate by the secretary
of the Senate.
3. All appeals from rulings or deci-
sions of the president concerning any
of the matters mentioned in this rule.
or from any ruling or decision Of the
president concerning or upon any vote
upon any of the matters in this rule
mentioned. shall be put to the Senate
by the secretary of the Senate, and
the result of any vote upon any such
appeal shall be declared and an
nounced by the secretary of the SEN
ate. II the president fails or refuses
to announce the result of any vote
upon any of the matters mentioned in
this rule, then the secretary of the
Senate shall declare and announce
such result, and no motion to recon
slider shall be made or be permitted
or be in order, or be entertained of.
upon, or concerning any vote upon
any of the matters mentioned in this
rule, anything in any other rule of
the Senate to the contrary notwith-
standing.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20
COLORADO GENERAL ASSEMBLY
AND DOINGS AT THE CAPITAL

Revision and Constitution-Cook.
Goblin, Jones, Whyte, Church, Meil1le-
john, Traxler, Lyttle, Pace.
State stitutions-Whinnery Shire
man, Messerve, Cook. Church, Davis.
Madrid, Whyte, Watson, McDougal,
Ruble, Tompkins, Moore.
State Affairs and Reapportionments
-Slawson, Kinsey, Kimball. Hoyt,
Fleming. Davis, Marion, Delaney.
Paul.
State Canal and Reservoir-Church.
Watson, Fleming, Goblin, Dulin, Rich
mond, Haskins, Morris, Pace.
Stock - Ryan, Warner, Goblin,
Church, Keen. Tompkins. Macarthur,
Marion. Weir.
Temperance, Medical Affairs and
Public Health-Sanchez. Dolph, Wat
son, Meiklejohn, Richmond, Aitken,
Moler.
Towns and Cities-Shireman Goblin,
Van Horn, Hoyt, Davis, Garcia, Has
kins, Madden, Belford.
House Expenses-Van Horn, Whin-
merry, Whyte Nake), Warner, Cook,
Ruble. Garman, Aguilar, Paul.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20
House Committees.

The standing committees of the
House are constituted as follows:
Agriculture and INSTRUMENTATION.
Church, Van Horn, Breckenridge,
Warner, Goblin, Madrid. Sanchez.
Smith, Haskins. Marion. McKinzie,
Munson.
Appropriations and Expenditures
Breckenridge, Whinnery, Watson, Ait
ken, Church, Cook. Van Horn, Stubbs,
Kelley, McDougal. Belford.
Banking and Insurance-Riley, Wat
son, Aitken, Breckenridge, Mcleod,
Stephen, Dinkel, Moler. Harris.
Counties and County Lines-Frew-
en-, Ryan, Kimball. Stephen. Kinsey,
Garman, Pace, Aguilar, Lyttle.
Constitutional Amendments-Steph
en-, Dolph, Jones, Van Horn. Garcia,
Whinnery, Belford, Munson, McDou-
gal.
Corporations and acknowledgements.
Breckenridge. Whinnery. Dolph, Riley,
whyte, Aitken, Watson, Church,
! Stubbs. Traxler, Kelley, Murto.
Education = Madrid, Meiklejohn.
Dolph, Richmond, Van Horn, Shire
man, Smith, McDougal, Ruble.
Enrollment-Coo Frewen. Kin
sey, Ruble, Lyttle.
Federal Relations-Kinsey. Goblin.
Messerve, Warner, Dulin. Tompkins.
Traxler Morris. Weir.
Fees and Salaries-McLeod, Davis,
Keen, Cook, Slawson, Richmond, Hill
lard, Delaney, Moore.
Engrossment = Aitken, Stephen,
Kimball, Moler, Ruble.
Finance, Ways and Means-Aitken,
Watson, Kimball, Cooper, Mcleod.
Moore, Dinkel, Morris, Murto.
Fish, Forestry and Game-Cooper.
Davis, Whyte, Meiklejohn, Hoyt, Keen,
Smith, McDougal, Pace.
Labor-Slawson, Kinsey. Stephen,
| Cook, Whyte, Garman, Smith, Tomp-
kins.
terests-Sanchez, Davis, Shireman,
Kinsey, Mcleod Ryan, Moore, Murto,
Haskins.
Mines and Mining -Kimball, Breck-
enridge, Aitken, Cooper, Mcleod,
Fleming, Riley, Whinnery, McKinzie,
/ Kneisel, Delaney. Paul, Whyte.
Indian and Military Affairs-Hoyt,
Ryan, Keen, Whinnery, Richmond, Lyt-
tie, Taylor. White, Smith.
Judiciary-Dolph. Jones, Whinnery.
Van Horn, Garcia, Kimball Madrid,
Stubbs. McDougal, Belford. Traxler.
Public Lands-Messerve. Davis,
Church, Ryan. Madrid. Marion, Hill
lard, Kneisel, Taylor.
enitentiary-Cook, Garcia, Keen,
Hoyt, Richmond, Cooper, Ruble, Gar
man, Moore.
Public Buildings-Shireman Slaw-
son, Stephen, Jones. Davis. Marion.
Hilliard, Weir.
Printing-Whyte, Dolph, Cook, Mad
! rid, Cooper, Kelley, Mulqueen, Lyttle.
/ Garman.
Rules-Dolph, Cooper, Watson, Din
KEEL, Moore.
Roads and Bridges-Sanchez, Davis.
Goblin, Frewen, McDougal. Haskins,
Pace McKinzie.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20
Clerical Appointments.

Auditor Holmberg has formally ap-
pointed Frank Tesch deputy superin-
tendent of the Insurance Department.
Mrs. Lillian Ransom, stenographer;
George Allen. Jr., actuary, and Mrs.
l.. E. Ransom, bookkeeper. Mrs. Ran
som held this position two years ago.
John F. Vivian acts as deputy audi
tor.
Treasurer Newton has chosen Frank
Z. johnson as deputy and Miss Daisy
Broadwell, stenographer.
Secretary Of State Cowie appointed
Timothy O'Connor of Boulder chief
deputy, and Edward Mitchell, chief
clerk.
Mrs. Helen Grenfell. state superin-
tendent of public instruction, retains
the same force of assistants.
Register Joyce states that in the
State Land Board there will be no
changes until spring.
Attorney General N. c. Miller ap-
pointed H. ]. Hersey of Denver, 7. B..
Melville and Mr.. Schwayder. assist
ants, and Miss Anna Ramsay, stenog-
rapher.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20
Senate Standing Committees.

The following is list of the standing
committees finally adopted by the Sen
ate:
Rules-W. H. Adams, chairman;
Rush, J. Frank Adams, Buckley and
Jefferson
Judiciary-Rush, chairman; Taylor,
J. F. Adams, Ballinger. Hughes. Ward,
Hill. Graves, Owen, Cornforth and
Campbell
Finance A. Hill. chairman;
Buckley, MCGUIRE, Clayton, Lewis,
Jefferson, West. Roberts. Taylor. Ward,
Griffith, Farwell and Pryor.
Revision and Engrossment-E. I.
Taylor. chairman; Lewis, Bailey and
Cornforth.
Banking and Insurance-S. |. Hal
lett, chairman; Lewis. Copp, Buckley.
Hughes, Bailey, Ballinger, Seldom
ridge, De Long and Farwell.
Corporations and Railroads j.
Frank Adams, Chairman; Mcclure,
Buckley w. H. Adams, Barela, Graves,
Jefferson, Moore. Roberts, Copp, Bal
ley, Farwell and Owen.
Mines and Mining-H. l.. Roberts.
chairman; Kennedy, Copp, Hallett.
Ward Seldomridge. Mcdonald and
Wood.
Agriculture and Irrigation-L. r.
West, chairman; w. n. Adams, Bar
ella, Clayton. Copp. Hill. Roberts, De
Long, Wood, Drake, Dick and Ew-
ing.
Stock-B. L. Jefferson, chairman;
Buckley, Barela. MCGUIRE. w. II. Ad-
ans. Drake and Ewing
State Affairs-Grifhth, chairman;
Seldomridge, Kennedy, Dtck and Corn
forth.
Supplies and Expenditures-F. F.
Graves, chairman; Bailey and Pryor.
Education and Educational lnstitu-
tions-W. l.. Clayton. ehairmani
West, j. Frank Adams. Campbell and
De Long.
County Affairs-F. F. Graves. chair
man; Roberts, Kennedy, Hill, Drake
and t'arwell.
State Institutions Lewis.
chairman; Rush. Ballinger. Moore,
Ward. Clayton. Cornforth. Pryor and
Mcdonald.
Enrolment - Ballinger, chairman;
Griffith and De Long.
Fish. Forestry and Game-George
v. Copp. chairman; Taylor, Jefferson.
Hallett, Hughes. Seldomridge. McDon-
aid and Ewing.
Military-John Ewing. chairman; Bal
ley, Grifith and Drake.
frlVlleSes ana Elcctioho Doi Si@'
chairman; Rush. MCGUIRE. clayton,
Hallett, Wood and Campbell.
Printing!. A Moore, chairman;
Copp. Lewis and Campbell.
Lahore. B. Wood. chairman; Ken
nedy, Moore. Hughes and Owen.
Horticulture - De Long, chairman;
West. Moore. Dick. Farwell. Drake and
Ewing.
eapportionment-F. w. Bailey.
chairman; Hill, West, Ballinger, Grif-
fifth, Seldomridge, ]. F. Adams, Ken
nedy, Owen, Dick, De Long, McDon-
aid, Farwell and Wood.
Constitutional Amendments-Hugh
chairman; Mcclure. Rush, Taylor and
Campbell.
City and County of Denver-Mc-
Guire. chairman: ]. Frank Adams.
Graves. Rush, Bailey. Griffith. Hughes
and Hill.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

The Board of Charities and Correc-
ton will have several measures to
recommend. 1t will ask for the build
ing of another asylum and for a home
for feeble minded children. There are
400 to 500 insane people outside the
state institution. $50 of these at pri-
vate institution in Pueblo. which
charges 81 day for their care. This
bill is paid by the counties from which
the lunatics are sent. More than that
number of insane persons are in coun-
ty hospitals and jails because there is
no public place to receive them An
effort will also be made to equalize the
salaries and mileage of the various
boards, penal and charitable. that come
under the Board of Charities and Cor
rections. In some there is no mileage
allowed and in others it is the princi-
pal figure and tie salaries are much at
variance.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

A trolley line has been opened in
Porto Rico. This thoroughly disposes
of any danger there may have been
of Porto Rican revolutions. The peo-
pie will be too busy dodging the cars
hereafter to engage in political dis
turbances.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

An Ann Arbor professor has dis
covered seven new poisons. The old
favorites, however, will still continue
in demand, and answer all legitimate
and illegitimate purposes of destruc-
ton.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Sixteen girls tainted in a Utica
knitting mill the other day when one
of them pricked her finger. The
eternal feminine" hasn't been elimi-
mated yet.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

A floating item is to the effect that
Patti still has the pair of shoes She
wore when she made her debut, forty
years ago. Are we expected to be-
lieve that Patti has been before the
public only forty years?
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

from which men shall be excluded
We should like to see woman who
would care to ride in one of those
cars.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

A joint challenge has been issued
by the chess clubs of Oxford and Cam
bridge to the chess clubs of Harvard,
Yale, Princeton and Columbia for a
cable match. 1t looks as if we were
going to have a very quiet winter.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Perhaps the beneTolent stranger
who sold to the people of Derby,
Conn, as coal a lot of crushed stone
coated with tar had bought some
wooden nutmegs once.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Surely it is within the resources OF
science and inventive genius to devise
an asbestos uniform for the amateur
Santa Claus.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Dancing is said to be going out of
fashion. This must be due to the fact
that so many society people after play
Ing bridge whist have no money to pay
the fiddler.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

In Minnesota the Supreme Court
holds that man may legally strike
his wife, but this does not mean that
he will be able to do it twice if the
wife has an adequate idea of the re-
spect due her sex.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Because one kind act brought for
tune to a Milwaukee bookkeeper we
see no reason why the old rule, Let
not your left hand know what your
right hand doeth" should not remain
in force.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

The Mikado of Japan purposes to
use the X-rays to detect swallowed
coins in the Intervals of employees in
the imperial mint. Thus does science
once more become a Sherlock Holmes
In the interest of sordid commercial
ism.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

The government has ruled that au-
tcmobiles must not be run in the Vel
lowstone park. That's right; there
are enough wild things there now.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Everybody should be taught to read
and write, but something should be
done to prevent all of them from writ
ing.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

The Humbert affair has stirred up
ali 'aIiis, which means that some III
savory sediment has come to the sur
face, as usual.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

A great-grandson of Commodore
Vanderbilt declares that he was stolen,
but as he has no money the story is
hardly probable.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

1t doesn't follow that the man who
boasts of his rural origin will enjoy
beng told that he looks like farmer.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Pity the old man who puts OF
skates to show the youngsters how il
was done when he was boy.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Whatever else may be said of Presi-
dent Diaz, it must be admitted that
ne has been very successful in keep
ing his republic out Of trouble WI i
its neighbors.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Lord Miner has approved the for
nation of a Transvaal fishing society
Looks like a scheme to grab some
thing or other while the owner is OF
somewhere angling.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

A Mississippi bootblack who has
fallen heir to million dollars expects
to do nothing but shine in society
hereafter.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Mr.. Kipling takes occasion once
more to show Mr.. Austin who is really
fitted to be poet-laureate.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

The lovelorn youth can always f1g-
ure out that two can live as cheaply
as one, but it's hard to prove it after
ward.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

That change in the expression of
the Sphinx may be caused by its as
tonishment at the Assouan dam.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Russell sage was well enough again
to lend few millions yesterday. And
he will get it all back again, with
thousands added to it.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-01-20

Owing to failure of the window
glass workers union to stpply the
American company with skilled labor.
the profit sharing plan announced in
1900 has been abandoned.