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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-09-07
Farmers Need Help.

HE Orange Judd Farmer calls attention to the
labor famine on the farms of the West Farm
ers everywhere are confronted by a most dis
|couraging lack of farm labor. Agricultural
Operations are greatly curtailed simply because
it Is impossible to get the services of the nee.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-09-07


(and everything is business nowadays is
to give people wants and then supply those wants.
Teach smoke and then you may sell him tobacco
Give him disease, and then sell him attendance
medicine Medical science therefore, must invent
disease to fit John Doe and make him patient neurol
ogist the technical for drummer trade builder
medical Is to watch John Doe. He observes
that John, in WHILE his legs mechanically
and pulls at his shin. Aha! eXclaims the neuroogst
"Ive got him. John Doe, you are kratopodomanac!'
Poor John Doe is then in the tolls What a horrible
aliction. this mania with the sesQupedaan name form
of degeneracy May lead to serious conditions unless
checked at the start Thus his wife and family echo
ing the DOCTOR and thus John thinks Away the doctor
and the drug stOre Vanish Of mind after de
parted health. Behold John Doe henceforth poor vale
tudnaran turning over his income to prosperous gentle
of the medical profession. And yet John Doe is
acty the he before the habit of crossing legs
and pulling ones shin denominated disease-San
Francisco Bulletin
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-09-07
A REFORMED IDlER.
Wonderful Change in the Life Of Lord
Balfour, England's Premier.

Those who twenty years ago knew
Arthur j. Balfour, the present English
premier. we'll never expected that he
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-09-07
Enterprise of Medicine.

VERY neat and ingenious way Of increasing
the number Of the diseased is to widen the
definition Of disease until 1t becomes ALIEN
bracing. Here stands John Doe, in the year
1908, sound in wind. limb and brain. He is
not a patient of any physician, and he never
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
A Cure for rheumatism.

Alhambra, Ill, March 23d.-Physi-
clans are much puzzled over the case
of Mr.. F. ]. Oswald of this place. Mr..
Oswald suffered much with Rheuma-
tism and was treated by doctor after
doctor with the result that he got no
better whatever. They seemed I'M
able to do anything for him, and he
continued to suffer till he heard of
DCdd's Kidney Pills.
Mr.. Oswald began a treatment of
this remedy, which very soon did for
him what the doctors had failed to do
and they cannot understand it.
This is the same remedy that cured
Hon. Fred A. Busse, our State Treas
urer, of a very severe case of Rheu-
matism some years ago and which has
since had an unbroken record Of sue
cess in curing all forms of Rheuma-
tism and Kidney Trouble.
There seems to be no case of these
painful diseases that Dodd's Kidney
Pills will not cure promptly and per
manently.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

To the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new things
of everyday use in the market and who
is reasonably satisfied with the old, we
would suggest that trial of Defiance
Cold Water Starch be made at once.
Not alone because it is guaranteed by
the manufacturers to be be superior to
any other brand, but because each 1Oc
package contains 10 ozs., while all the
other kinds contain but 12 ozs. 1t is
safe to say that the lady who once uses
Defiance Starch will use no other.
Quality and quantity must win.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

the directions, bathing Charlie and
putting that nice Ointment on the
sores.
s. 1 wouldn't have believed that
my baby would have been cured by
little thing like that. Not all of
sudden, mind you. Little by little,
but SO surely. Charlie and 1 both
got more peace by day, and more
sleep by night. The sores sort of
dried up and went away. shall
never forget one blessed night when
I went to bed with Charlie beside
me, as soon as 1 got the supper
dishes out of the way and the older
children undressed when 1 woke
up the sun was streaming in. For
the first time in six months l had
slept through the night without =
break.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Mrs. Anna Martin. Al IIOyt ST., Brooklyn
that feel it my duty to recommend it to others
who may be similarly afflicted. About a year ago
my health completely broken down. had
backache. dizziness and irregularities and life
seemed dark indeed. We had used PeIuna in our
home a tonic, and for colds and catarrh. and
months became regular, my pains had entirely
disappeared and am now perfectly we'll Mira
Anna Martin.
-l~@o~.~~I~.0-N.~I~-~~-oo~
Mrs. VIM. Hetrick Kennard, Washing
ton County, Neb., writes:
Il am ffty-six years old and have not
felt well since the Change of Life began
ten years ago. ! was in misery somewhere
most of the time. My back was very weak.
and my flesh SO tender it hurt me to lean
against the back of chair. 1 had pain
under my shoulder-blades, in the small Of
back and hips. 1 sometimes wished my
self out of this world. Had hot and cold
spells, dizziness and trembling of the limbs.
and was losing flesh all the time. After
following your directions and taking Peruna
1 now feel like different person. Mrs.
VIM. Hetrick.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman. giving a full
statement of your case, and he will be
pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis
Peruna can be purchased for 81 per
bottle at all first class drug stores.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of Tbs
Hartman Sanitariun;. Columbus. Ohio.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

There are multitude of women, es-
pecially housewives, and all other women
obliged to be on their feet constantly, who
are wretched beyond description. simply
because their strength and vitality is sapped
away by catarrhal discharges from the
pelvic organs. These women get up in
the morning tired, drag themselves through
their daily duties tired, only to go to bed
at night as tired as before.
Mrs. Eva Bartho, 133 East 12th Street
N. Y. City, n. ", writes:-"I suffered for
three years with what is generally known as
leucorrhea. in connection with liberation of the
womb. The doctors advocated an operation which
! dreaded very much. and strongly objected to go
under it Reading of the value of Peruna. thought
it best to give this wellknown remedy trial. so
bought three bottles of it once. Now l am q
changed woman. Peruna cured me; 1t took nine
bottles. but felt much improved kept taking
it, as dreaded an operation much. 1 am to-day
in perfect health. and have not felt so well foI
fifteen years.''-Mrs- Eva Bartho.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
sky-sweepina oratorY.

The Missouri legislator who referred
to his opponent in debate as "a noise
with hair on it, must take off his hat
to Senator Kittinger of the Indiana
senate for his eloquent description of
Senator Park as "a whining old whis-
kered sanctuary" Verify, it is only to
the shorn lamb that the legislative
wind is empered.-Louisville Times.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
Bishop and the STAGE.

The bishop of Dion has forbidden
his clergy to attend theaters, music
halls and other similar places of pub
lie entertainment. 1t is said that a
few years ago, when he filed much
humber position, he was an ardent
advocate of the stage.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO.. Props. Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known F. J. Cheney
for the last Is years and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and fnanci-
ally able to carry out any obligations made by
their firm.
WEST G. TRUAX. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo.
Ohio; WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN Whole
sale Druggists. Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free Price 75c per
bottle Sold by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills the best.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
The HAmerican Face IS

A writer in London Health says
that in no sense of the word is the
American face distinctive, and there
is nothing that will call it up in the
mind from the worlds group of eau
casian faces. The answer to this is
that the American face is a compcs'
lite, necessarily.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
Establishes a Precedent.

A lady who was formerly prominent
in New York society has secured a
divorce from the French baron who
married her for her money, and will
resume her maiden name. This is the
most extraordinary case on record.
1t was formerly supposed that no
American woman would relinquish a
title under any circumstances after
once purchasing it.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
Train in New Role

George Francis Train was congrat-
ulated upon the hot-cake-like selling
properties of his recently published
photographed book. Yes" said
he, but lots of people want free
copies" Indeed" YES; there must
be an impression abroad that / am an
accommodation Train."-NeW York
Times
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
Hanna,s Secretary Kent BUSY

Senator Hanna's secretary, Elmer
Dover, believes that he gets more
pedestrian exercise" right along
than either the President or Gen.
Wood. He gets it in going from de-
partment to department on the Sena-
tors errards. IN bet I walk twenty
miles a day" he says. He has just
invested in a pedometer.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
Reiiee Of rIewaate Sold.

Newgate Jail has been torn down
and a number Of the fittings sold at
auction on the spot. The pulpit OF
the chapel complete brought $42. The
toll bell was sold for $500 to the Tus-
saud show; the fagsIaff, from which
the black flag was flown, for $57
to bidder from Cape Town; the
door to the cell OF Mrs. Fry, the muir
deress. for $I1e. and other doors
from 500 to $50.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

MT. PLEASANT. Omo.--I received the
sample of Doan's Kidney Pills. and never
had any medicine do me SO much good in
so little time. 1 had Congestion of the
Kidneys and Bladder so severe it caused a
pressure on the lungs like Asthma, but
through the use of Doan's Pills am free
and easy now. GEO. w. SMITH, Veter-
mary Surgeon. p o. Box Al, Mt. Pleasant,
Ohio
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
The Yearninq for Notoriety.

AS al example of the lengths to
which modern statesmen will go for
a pose attention is called to the case
of the Missouri legislator who con-
fesses that he blew out the gas to get
his name in the papers.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
cnmfort for Church slumberers.

Comfort for Church Slumberers-
Hitherto it has been considered
moral weakness to slumber in church.
Now DR.. Dabbs, the editor of Vectis,
comes to the rescue of the church
sleepers with scientific facts. You
call it irreverence to sleep in church!
Nonsense, 1t is only carbonic diox-
ide'' The really irreverent person is
he who permits the church to be full
of this foul air.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

BAXTER SPRINGS. KANSAS Il received
the free sample of Doan's Kidney Pills.
For five years have had much pain in my
back, which physicians said arose from the
kidneys. Four boxes of Doan's Pills have
entirely cured the trouble l think 1 owe
my life to these pills, and want others to
know it. SADIE DAVIS, Baxter Springs,
Kansas
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
Look After oyster Shipments.

An official of the state administra
ton of Maryland is the commander oil
the state fishery board. He receives
an annual salary of $1,000 and has
the appointment of seventy-f1ve oyster
measurers chosen from the various
Maryland counties on the Chesapeake
The duty of the oyster measurer is tC
prevent the marketing of very small
oysters.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
eeuse Of White Hair.

Gray hairs at an early age ars
hereditary in certain families 1t il
thought to be the result of men with
dark hair marrying women with dark
hair through several generations.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Aching backs are eased. Hip. back, and
loin pains overcome Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
They correct urine with brick dust sedi
ment, high colored, excessive, pain in pass
ing, dribbling, frequency, bed wetting.
Doans Kidney Pills dissolve and remove
calcuh and gravel. Relieve heart palpita-
ton, sleeplessness, headache, nervousness.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

taken. used It faithfully for two weeks
and It completely cured me. / have not
had any pains since. anywhere. but feel
like new woman. / am truly thankful
for what Peruna has done for me. Bar
bara Alberty.
N~~G>@-o-~~~~.~-~-~~ ~~~-~~N~@.~N~~~
Mrs. Kate Mann. SOC Bathurst Street
Toronto. Ont. Can, Vice President of the
Ladies' Aid Iciety, writes 81 am pleased
to give praise to Peruna for the blessed relief
found through its use suffered for years with
backache and dragging down pains and often had
go to bed and stay there when was so buay
that could lily be spared 1t was therefore .
simple godserd to me when Peruna was brought
to my notice. Every drop seemed to give me new
life. and every dose made me feel much better.
and promised myself that If found that IL cured
/ would advocate ii so that other sun eEi1G
women should know of 1t. have been IN perSec1
health for year, enjoy work and pleasure BE-
such fine health. and no trouble seems too
heavy to bear when you are in good health. PeFunA
has simply been a household blessing, and never
will be without it aGain-"-Mrs. Kate Mann
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Aged people find Doan's Kidney Pills a
great comfort for declining years.
They cure incontinence and urinary
weakness peculiar to children.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Tired Mothers Touching Story of
Anxiety and Suffering.
Cuticura Brings Blessed Cure to Skin
Tortured Baby and Peace and Rest
to It's Worn Out Mother.

1t wonder that Mrs. Helena Rath was taken sick
Snghanded she did all the houework washed cooked
mended for her husband Hans and their six children
Pucy fight to keep her Mrs. Rah had YIELD early
she took her bed What followed visitor
who called at her tidy home No Ave. City
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

No chromos or cheap premiums, but
a better quality and one third more OF
Defiance Starch for the same price OF
other starches.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

ASK Your Dealer For Aliens FoOt-Ease.
A powder. 1t rests the feet. Cures Corns,
Bunions, Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous Aching,
Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails. Aliens
Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. At
all Druggists and Shoe stores, 25 cents. Ac-
cept 70 substitute. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. LeRoY n. Y.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

The fellow who is perfectly satisfied
with himself is not always perfect.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Lewis "Single Binder" straight Sc
cigar Made by hand of ripe, thoroughly
cured tobacco, which insures a rich. salts
tying smoke. You pay 10c for cigars not
so good
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Peruna is such perfect specific for each
case that when patients have once used it
they can never be induced to quit it until
they are permanently cured. begins to
relieve the disagreeable sym ptoms at once
The backache ceases the trembling knees
are strengthened. the appetite restored, the
digestion made perfect, the dull headache
is stopped and the weakening drains are
gradually cured. These results certainly
follow a course of treatment with Peruna
Barbara Alberty. corner Seventh and
Walnut streets, Appleton, Wis. writes as
follows in regard to Peruna:
For years I have suffered with back
ache and severe pains in the side.
dOctored so much that I became disCour-
aged. A school friend told me how very
much Peruna had benefited her and I sent
out for a bottle, which did more to relieve
me than all the other medicine have ever
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections OF the throat and lungs.-WM.
o. ENDsLEY. Vanburen, Ind, Feb. TO- 1900
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

The obituary poet says his work is
dead easy.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

A woman's age is emphasized by her
efforts to appear young.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

A man may have a large following
simply because he doesn't pay his bills.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Astronomy interests few, but gas
tronomy catches the multitude.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Clear white clothes are a sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Btue.
Large o. package, 3 cents.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

To Cure I Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color
Silk. Wool and Cotton at one boiling.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOWT
If So. use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t will mako
them white as snow. 2 OF. package cents.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

The fire of genius is often unable to
make the pot boil.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
Mrs. WIns1ow,s soothing syrup

Money won't buy happiness but it
viii at least buy coal.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
HOw's THIS?

Whatever you pray for you might
also try working for.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
DOAN'S DEAL GENTLY.

Its
Bladder, Urinary troubles
Women, Children.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

No man can ever understand why
women cry at a wedding.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance Starch
is taking the place of all others.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Children's Home in New York, cure
Constipation, Feverishnoss, Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy w orms. Over &c, 900 tes-
timonials. At all druggists, pc. Sample
FREE. Address A. s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

The man of many parts seldom parts
his name in the middle.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

The oftener Cupid hits the mark the
more Mrs. he makes.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

All men may be born equal but they
don't stay that way long.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

For children teething the gums. reduces I'm
dammstiCn, aIsys pain wind colo. 25c bottle
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Laugh and the world laughs with
you but not at Your own jokes
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

Miss Louise Mahon, Glen BafIIe Street
Toronto, Ont, Can, Secretary of the Kings
daughters and Secretary of Lady Macea-
bees writes - If all women knew of the benefits
to be derived from taking Peruna would have
many happier and more healthful women. My
health has never been too robust, and am easily
fatigued and can not stand much About year
ago was down that had to take to my bed
and became weaker and weaker. friend advised
me to try Peruha. and have great reason TO be
grateful for in weeks of bed and in a
month was perfectly well. and find that my
health IS much more robust than formerly so that
l take Peruna once or twice a month and keep
well. Louise Mahon.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

If . s,e :ss. rs:s Thompson's Eye Water
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28
A Young New York Lady Tells
of a Wonderful Cure 8

-
of a Wonderful Cure 3
Ny trouble was with the ovaries !;
/ am tall, and the doctor said l grew
too fast for my strength. 1 suffered
dreadfully from Inflammation and
doctored continually, but got no help.
1 suffered from terrible dragging SEN
sations with the most awful pains low
down in the side and pains in the back,
and the most agonizing headaches.
No one knows what l endured. Often
I was sick to the stomach, and every
little while 1 would be too sick to go
to work, for three or four days; [ work
in a large store, and l suppose stand
ing on my feet all day made me worse.
AT the suggestion of friend OF
my mothers l began to take Lydia
Il. Pinkham'S Vegetable Com
pound, and it is simply wonderful.
/ felt better after the first two or three
doses it seemed as though a weight
was taken off my shoulders con-
tinued its use until now l can truth
fully say 1 am entirely cured. Young
girls who are always paying doctors
bills without getting any help as did,
ought to take your medicine. 1t
costs so much less, and it is sure to
cure them. = Yours truly, ADELAIDE
PRAH1., 174 st. AIMS Ave, New York
City" $4,000 forfeit if original of above isttae
proUing asHuiReaeSS cannot be produced.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1903-03-28

IL hired a girl to mind the chill
dren and to do whatever else she
could. couldn't stay in bed long.
Sick as was, it was easier for me
to crawl around than to lie and
worry about my little ones. So
I got up after a few days, and let
the girl go. I had noticed that she
had sores on her face, hands and
arms, but paid no attention to that
until Charlie, my youngest, began to
pick and scratch himself. He was
then ten months old, and the girl
had paid more attention to him than
to any of the others. Charlie was fret
full and cross, but as he was cutting
teeth, didn't think much of that.
Even when a rash broke out on his
face wasn't frightened, because
everybody knows that that is quite
common with teething babies. Sew
eral of my others had it when little,
and thought nothing about it.
"But the rash on Charities poor
little face spread to his neck, chest.
and back. had never seen any
thing quite like it before. The skin
rose in little Jumps, and matter
came out. MY baby's skin was hot,
and how he did suffer He wouldn't
eat aud night after night walked
the floor with him. weak as / was.
Often had to stop because 1 felt
faint and my back throbbed with
pain. But the worst pain of all was
to see my poor little boy burning
with those nasty sores.
believed he had caught some
disease from the girl, but some of
the neighbors said he had eczema,
and that is not catching, they told
me. Yes, gave him medicine, and
put salves and things on him. I
don't think they were all useless.
Once in a while the itching seemed
to let up biz, but there was not
much change for the better until a
lady across the street asked me WHY
/ didn't try the Cuticura Remedies.
/ told her l had no faith in those
things you read about in the papers
She said she didn't want me to 90
on faith nor even to spend any
money at first. She gave me some
Cuticura Ointment Il think the
box was about half full and
piece Of Cuticura Soap. I followed