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The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
AN OLD TIMER.
HAS Had Experiences.

A woman who has used Postum
Food Coffee since it came upon the
market eight years ago knows from
experience the necessity of using Pos
tum in place of coffee If one values
health and a steady brain.
She says: AT the time Postum was
first put on the market l was suffer
ing from nervous dyspepsia and my
physician had repeatedly told me not
to use tea or coffee. Finally l de-
cided to take his advice and try Pos
tum and got sample and had it care
fully prepared. finding it delicious to
the taste. So continued its use and
very soon its beneficial effects con-
vinced me of its value, for | got well
of my nervousness and dyspepsia.
My husband had been drinking cof-
fee all his life until it had affected
his nerves terribly. 1 persuaded him
to shift to Postum and it was easy to
get him to make the change for the
Postum is so delicious. 1t certainly
worked wonders for him.
I'VE soon learned that Postum does
not exhilarate or depress and does
not stimulate, but steadily and hon
estly strengthens the nerves and the
stomach. To make a long story short
our entire family have now used Pos
tum for eight years with completely
satisfying results as shown in our
fine condition of health, and we have
noticed a rather unexpected improve
ment in brain and nerve power. i"
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Creek. Mich.
Increased brain and nerve power al
ways follow the use OF Postum in
place of coffee. sometimes in very
marked manner
Look in e'ch package for copy of
the famous little book, THE Road to
Wellvillo."
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Fish timbale can he made of cod
halibut or white fish. 1t is essential
that the meat of the fish should be
perfectly white. Cut one pound of
very fresh uncooked fish into small
pieces, put 1t into a mortar and pound
until the fiber is well settled in the
meat: then press it through a puree
sieve; to every cupful of fish add one
tablespoonful of bread crumbs soaked
in milk or cream until soft, and then
press through sieve; add also the
beaten yolk of one egg, ten drops of
onion juice, one teaspoonful of salt,
one-quarter teaspoonful CT pepper and
a dash of nutmeg.
Beat all well together and for some
time to make it light. Then for ev-
cry cupful of pulp beat in lightly the
whites of two eggs whipped very stiff.
Put the mixture into well-buttered
mold, filling II only three-cuarters
full; set 1t into pan of warm water,
covering three quarters of the mold !;
cover the mold with creased paper
and PLACE IN moderate oven twenty
minutes. Do not let the water boil
Turn the timbale onto e hot dish szs
pour ove- 1t a lobster Sauce.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
SELIN e.

Everybody knows the great value of this
remedy in the household, but everybody
does not know that the limitations of it,
which some second class druggists dishon-
orably palm of on their customers, have
little or no value. What should be under
stood by the public is, that it Is not n mere
question of comparative value between
''Vaseline" and the limitations, but that the
limitations do not effect the wonderful heal
ing results of the world renowned Vase
line,'' and that they ire not the same thing
nor made in the same way. Besides this,
many of the limitations are harmful, irri-
tant and not safe to use, while true Vase
line is perfectly harmless.
Perfect safety therefore lies in buying
only original bottles and other packages put
up by the Chesebrough Manufacturing Co.
Attention is called to their Capsicum Vase
line advertised in another column.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
THE VALUE OF BIRDS
CATS THEIR WORST ENEMIES

Thousands Of Species Created fer Our
Benefit-Types of Bliss and Sym
bols of Liberty-Greeks Called
Them Lords of the Air-Our Imasi-
nation Gives Their Wings to Angels.
Some 10000 species of birds have been
created for mans benefit. Carrion
would propagate disease without vul-
lures and ravens; owls. buzzards and
other hawks prey upon noisome rodents
and venonous reptiles; but of all
tribes the insectivores are the most
numerous. their services the most val
liable Vermin would destroy the
grain in the West. the cotton in the
South and the fruit wherever it grows
If birds were not near to defend them
until they ripen. Examinations made
by scientists of the digestive organs of
many varieties of birds have demon
strated that they chiefly feed upon in
scots; they also show the kind of in
sects that each species prefers. Their
subtle senses are directed by almost
human intelligence, and they are apt to
eelect of all the food within their
reach what is best adapted for them and
| for their offspring. and what would in
| jure by its presence If they did not de-
stroy It,
| Aside from the debt of gratitude we
owe for their usefulness. birds claim
our affection by the charm of their
presence. They are types of joyful bliss
and symbols of absolute liberty. Where
| the color of their plumage is added to
the harmony of their voices and the
grace of their motion, they will turn
q barren wilderness into perfect para
disc. Many a heart would sink were
songsters not nigh with sweet melody
to raise it. The ancient Greeks called
birds lords of the air." Syrians built
altars for their worship; Romans had
such an exalted opinion of their sagac-
ity that they augured the fortune OF
distant legions by the manner of their
flight. Birds graceful wings were ap-
piled to the shoulders of fayorite gods,
and we continue to borrow them for the
angels of our own Imagination. bat we
| lay no obstacles in the way OF divers
enemies that persecute them.
The fiercest of them all. the domestic
cat, we permit in our garden and Or
chard to prowl and to make the artless
| bird his prey before he has time to fly.
| Instead of checking we countenance
the enormous natural increase of cats,
until it is estimated that 100000 OF
them annually kill some 20.O00.OOO of
birds. A license fee is exacted for
keeping a watchful dog; why should
not this rule apply. as it does in some
places already. to the more dispens-
able cat? German household must
pay a small fee for the privilege OF
/ keeping a single cat.-Louis Windmul-
Ter in the Outlook.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
GOOD GAMES FOR
THE AFTERNOON.

After the big Thanksgiving dinner
has been disposed of, the young folks
will want to be entertained in some
other way. Let the fun begin with
rousing game called the Turk-he. For
this a huge turban is made of newspa-
per- and lots are cast to DECIDE who
will first wear it. The person To whoa
the chance falls then donJ the cap,
and is known as his sublime highness
the great Turk-he The Turk-he mar
shals all the company into half cir
Gle before him He begins at once to
put questions to his subjects. Inc
rule of the game DEGREES that IL the
Turk-he asks a question in which the
words and" IF" why" will or
don't" one or all of them figure, the
subject remains silent If the SEN
tence contains none of these words,
the subject is obliged to answer i'm
media.ely. The excitement of the
game consists in the rapidity in which
the questions are put. and the neces-
sity of answering without much re-
Election. Any player who fails to an
swer when he should, or who answers.
when he should not, is Obliged to per-
form come ludicrous feat by order of
the Turk-he
Spelling "Turkey."
Get a box of anagram letters and
YOU are ready for still another mirth-
provoking game. Pour the chips into
paper or cloth bag. and shake up
well, in order to break up all former
combinations Each person in turn
puts his hand into the bag and takes
out one chip. This continues until no
chips remain. Great secrecy must be
observed, no player allowing any 9TH
er player a glimpse of his chips.
When all the chips have been dis
tributed the. players sit or stand in
circle, and the object of the game is
explained Everyone is to try to be
first in forming the word turkey"
with the letters. This can be done
through the passing Of the chips from
one person to another. Each player
passes to his lefthand neighbor
the letter which he thinks he is less
likely to need. This passing must be
continuous. A player is not allowed to
retain a letter because he thinks he
may require it by and by. If it is not
already in sequence for building the
word he is obliged to pass it along
that, of course, unless his hand con
tains another with which he would
| prefer to part.
For example. If the required "t' and
"u'' are already in his hand, he is not
obliged to pass on the "r," but if he
holds the Il, /" u and r. but not the
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
carnesie's Engineering Scheme.

Andrew Carnegie's plan to make
New York one of the great engineer
ing centers of the world and to give
all branches of the profession large
building for general club purposes is
reported to be fast approaching real
ization. The proposed buildings will
cost 81 100000.
The plans now under consideration
contemplate two ten-story buildings,
one for the engineers club in West
Fortieth street near Fifth avenue and
the other as the home of the four ma
tional societies of the engineering pro-
fession in West Thirty-ninth street.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
How's This =?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case
of Catarrh that cannot be eurea ny Han @ y
Cure. FL. CHENEY CO.. Props, oledo. ".
We the undersigned. have known ~. Cheney 3s t9s
the last Is years and believe him perfectly honofsoe
In all business transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligations made by their Arm -
wEsr g. TRUAx. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, y.
wALDISs KrSSAS q MARVIN, wholesale Drug
Rists, Toledo, o. -,, .,
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken Internally. acths
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF tne
system. Testimonials aent free. Price 'oc per
bottle. Sold by all Druggsts
Hairs Family Pills are the best.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

H." then the "e' must he passed,
unless he has another irrelevant let
ter to throw away instead. Ten min
utes. If the game is played rapidly, as
II should be, will decide the winning
of the prize. A box of sweetmeats
would be fetching as reward of g,>od
work in the game.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

II you don't get the biggest and
best it's your own fault. Defiance
Starch is for sale everywhere and
there is positively nothing to equal
1t In quality or quantity.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

back l had great deal of trouble
with the secretions. which were ex-
ceo1ingly variable, sometimes exces-
sive and at other times scanty. The
color was high. and passages were ac-
co-lpanied with -scalding sensation.
Doan's Kidney Pills soon regulated
the kidney secretions, making their
color normal and benished the inflam-
nation which caused the scalding SEN
sation.>S | can rest well, my back is
strong and sound and feel much bet
ter in every way"
For sale by all dealers, price so
cents per box. Foster Milburn Co.,
buffalo, N. Y.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Mrs. Brown-How are you getting
along? Mrs. Jones-Splendidly Charles
has two schemes that can't bring less
than n million dollars each. and ten
dollar-a-week job.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Don't Rent a Farm-euy!

Colorado farmers can get good lrri-
gated land. best of water rights. spleh.
did crops, and pay about the usuai
rental for the use of the land. In tnree
wears they'll own it clear. The best
chance to get a good farm ever offered
in the state. Write to-day to The
Colorado Bureau of immigration. 6lo
Majestic building. Denver, Colorado.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

II Defiance Starch" does not
please you, return it to your dealer.
II it does you get one-third more for
the same money. 1t will give you
satisfaction, and will not stick to the
iron.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

You ought not to kill your neigh
bors," said the missionary. How clSe
can we properly assimilate them!
asked the oannibal king.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

about Defiance Starch" There is
none to equal 1t in quality and guam
tity, 16 ounces, 10 cents. Try it now
and save your money.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

The professor is rather absent
minded. isn't he?" "Absent-minded! !
should say so! His wife has to watch
him from putting the lamp to bed and
. blowing himself out"
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

DO Won think that the automobile will
cause the extinction of the horse? NOT
unless the horse persists in getting In the
way" answered the chauffeur.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

She-Why does a woman take a
mans name when she marries him?
He-Why does she take everything
else he's got?
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

so you have married the only Sirl
in the world?" Yes" replied Mr.. y.
Wed, Il wanted to keep all the rest OF
the fellows cut of trouble"
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

A St. Louis Worlds Fair lnforma-
ton Bureau has been established al
s36 Seventeenth street, Denver. IN
charge Of Phil p. Hitchcock, wnere
information will be cheeruliy fur-
nished.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Defiance Starch Is guaranteed Dig,
gest and best or money refundeu' io
ounces, 10 cents. Try 1t now.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Here is an article on The Reflections
of am Old Maid F." "If she were young
and handsome they would be in mirror
instead of "A newspaper.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
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Old Uncle Jake turned the cat
finished his @ evening g. cS@TGs ]
And bed such dreams women often do
white falling nd DYING nsoS ss sf S3k SSSF
Anon there came harder gust to make AXE the nce like
BY said he in ms old ID %saf
a .eT up SsoIs hs r % h d @ aS Se here
With joys fur lots of people and fur others lots
Now make Of &c e,esE Ger
Eur them that's wurser on than me and and hvn v ur true anu
that is do sG to other folks as hcy
There's ysher corn was p"0'
Al Aid aa @ Was s too wet S s s at or All w
rosd6er wish GS aS f @ gons Se Eooae and bid
Jones broke by his old spotted
understand the wnyf9ge ssS the hoy ;
But FIJI pureeeG ~ ss %n morn to glad
There's lives atop o Lampsols
nsh !o,s E2 aTe wns m
aIons 11sS other PSi things
% art ss 3 eos ad n S m San
And took fall that hurt him the ma! ours h"ush w
And An ri Jed he broke ba his ,n Sssn Seaf Se % m &
P ,ss daS
s M T.s % rnsn s pes a to ns 3 a asi s
And as a tne G fo PPP"S Christians
Ana as M kin cake a G % D' @ aH
a as III se %y ' By sh "-ss
Uncle had chair.
land of dreams greet his neig ther'
pulled his and gave him quite
grinncd laughed aloud ucsde
see twelve O'CLOCK, and So unless you're
You'd bet a hustle and along TO bed;
The
\rd you the hump yourself away"
CAsSt o,.sES~,
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Cole Younger talks of going no iac
hotel business. But didn NJ pi"i'''9S
to quit holding people up!
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Carpets can be colored on the Moor
with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
-y Cne package.

Every few days some crank Is arrested
at the White House Others are more
fortunate and get good fat offices.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Miss Elderby-You mustn't beneve
all you hear. Mr.. Malaprop-l don l.
Nor half l say.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

The barber who put out the sign.
'Whiskers Died Here" certainly bad
bad spell.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

He works at the undertaking busi-
ness for a livelihood" For liveli-
hoou? Gee. That doesn't seem lively
to me" .-
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

To Cure n Cold in One day. Ar
Take Laxative Brono Quinlne Iho'ets' "a "a. =
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

The secret of the popularity Of Raxters
"Bullhead" b-cent ciGar Is revealed In one
word-"Quality."
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

"Now is the time TO sneak to papa
mink IN give him time TO get his slippers
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

While the fool takes things as they
come. the wise chap goes after what he
wants.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
no.h.r Gray. swee. Powder. for children

Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Children's Home in New York cure
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad stomach,
Teething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms over 3ovutess-
timonials. At ali Druggists. 25c, Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, LeRoy N. T.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

II YOU have smoked a Bullhesd Scent
cigar you know how good theo Afs' Ia
you have not. better try one.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Don't worry A careful perusal OF
anyone that there is a remedy for every
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

TT beats ALI how good cige-. you can
Try a "Bullhead."
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

The miide-t tobacco that grows is used
in the makeup of BaIters BulheAo y
cent cigar. Try one and see.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

1t docsn't always spoil man to De
iionized. We all remember Dan;e''
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

1t is the man who puts his hand resolu-
tely to the grindstone that keeps the
other fellows nose there.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

What a happy world this would conid 1e iSt be
entertsined without 50 much d.shwashihH
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Mrs winsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethine softens the gums reauses IN
ca:plnAtion allays pain wind collie 23e ootus-
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

A smile of satisfaction coes with one o'
BaxtCr's "Bullhead' scent cigarA
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
CAPSICUM VASELINE
woKTu IT. WEIGHT IN GOLD

Jamestow = Colorado, Octpber IL" 1901.
Orient REMEDY c., Denver, Colo-Gt nilemen:
Last may WA adv sed try Orient Pile Remedy.
SO bad hid to quit work. Denver friend
recommendt II ~ ms used one jar of 1t aud can
ray that It cured me. and a. ee from piles t-
my person in the state. ! consider It vo N Its
weight in gold. and can cheerfully recommend II TO
any sufferer would have given this letter rOoner,
but " antcd to see II WIZ permanently cured.
Yours respectfully, q. Z. RAYMOND
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
HAPPY WOMEN.

Mrs. Pare.
wife OF G.
B. Pare. a
promine n t
re s | d g n I
ct Glasgow.
KY, says:
Il wa. suf-
fering from
a compli-
cation of
kidney trou-
bles. Be-
sides = bad
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-13
BUDS and FLOWERS OF
HOME LIFE.
Painss Celery Compound Makes and Keeps
the Children We'll and Strong.
Mothers Make 1t the Home Medicine
For the Little Ones.

The children, God bless them, are the buds
and flowers of our homes. Without their
prattle and hearty laughter, our homes would
be desolate. They should ever be carefully
tended in childhood and youth, if we expect
them to ripen into perfect men and women:
In the home and at school, the children
have their times of i'll health and suffering.
We often note the pallid and bloodless cheeks,
heavy eyes, nervous movements, and witch.
ngs OF limbs and muscles. They complain OF
headache, drowsiness, WEAKNESS, dyspepsia,
and indigestion. All such symptoms and all
ments mean that the seeds of disease will have
a fast and firm hold, unless proper measures
are taken to restore a perfect condition OF
health.
Thousands of wise and prudent parents have
made their children happy, healthy, and vigor-
Gus by giving them natures medicine, Paine
Celery Compound. In many severe and COM
plicated cases, Paine's Celery Compound has
restored health when the little ones were given
up by physicians.
If your dear ones are not as hearty, strong,
and rugged as they should be, try the health
giving virtues Of Paine's Celery Compound.
t makes and keeps the children well.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-13

1t has been knotty problem for
the anthricite commission to decide
who attempts to restrict the output
Of anthracite coal and thus causes it
to be sold to the, consumer at a
higher price. The evidence is con-
ficting. The coal carrying compan-
les declare that the union has so
demoralized the miners that they
will not work their full time and
therefore the output is less. But
the testimony Of miners in the
Schuylkill district shows that the
companies are to blame, as they do
not supply cars sufficient to carry
all the coal mined to the breakers
The trial is about ended. and 566
witnesses have been examined. The
arguments of the lawyers will COM
mence Monday and continue for
five days. President Baer of the
Reading road declares he does
not want his lawyers, to speak, but
that he himself will SUM up his side
of the case as he understands all
the intricacies of coal mining. -
Milwaukee Evening Wis.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-13

Burlington Gazette DEM: Never
has there been such a united effort
on the part of the administration
organs to accomplish a result as
the present attempt to decently and
permanently bury the Iowa idea. -
Walter Wellman's epigram seems
to be such stronger than Banquo's
ghost and will not down easier.
There is but one solution to the
problem. Accept it as true. You
will find it, with all it's advantages.
expounded by the democratic party
and there is where its authors
must land or stand forth as polit-
ical hypocrits, who vote against
their ideas of right and justice be-
cause it is not on of the tenets of
his party. -
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-13
BabvIon's Ruins,

The explorations of DR.. Koldenberg
and his discoveries in the ruins Of Ne
buchadn ezzar's palace at Babylon are
creating the deepest interest among
German orientalists. DR.. Koldenberg
declares that the thing he has found
surpasses in fneness of glaze and
lustrious beauty anything that modern
art has ever attained, and he has
written that he is convinced that he
will find further specimens proving
that even in the time of Abraham and
earlier art had reached a high point
of development on the plains of
Eesopotamia.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-13
WANT A WILD EAST SHOW
Possibilities Suggested in Visit Of
Kino Of SIAM


Hamilton King. United States min
lister to Siam. has limited that King
Chulalongkorn would like very much
70 visit this country as a guest of the
nation. 1t is further said that his
imperial majesty has set apart 1,000,-
600 taels ($650,C0O) to pay the ex-
pense Of such visit. Secretary Hay
computes the cost of entertaining his
royal visitor at $4,000. If for this
outlay the king will leave behind him
the large sum above named and give
a free show all along the route, the
visit will not be bad investment. A
real king, travelling with full retinue.
will be something new. Foreign
princes are no longer novelties, but
an oriental monarch traversing the
country in full regalia would be worth
while. Let the invitation sought be
extended by all means, even if it's &C.
ceptance puts Buffalo Bill' out of
business for the time being.-Portland
Oregonian.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-13

Lin. ( Journal: No sane citizen
of the United States would dare to
employ a surgeon who had never
dissected a cadaver. But almost
without exception when a young
doctor is caught dissecting u human
body the cry of "ghoul" is echoed
and applauded with the greatest
rapture by the same sane citizen I.
1t is a curious exhibition of the
cruderess Of our civilization that
We cannot understand that there
must be at least one ''ghoul" for
every dozen parchments issued con-
ferring the degree of M. D. upon
American young men. It is true
that most states have on their statue
books a law protesting the provided
a way to get subjects" for the
dissecting table but as it is the un-
iversal habit of all those administer
ing under the law to defeat his in
tentions at every turn on the slight
est excuse the law is simplya tub to
q whale. It is q blind. It is without
practical results everywhere. Natural
then there is no other recourse than
grave robbing by the ''ghouls.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-13
BertllIon Makes One Success.

Bertillon, the expert, who won un.
enviable notoriety in the Dreyfus
case, has at last v1ndicated his claims
for his system of detection. A mys'
FERROUS murder was committed In
Paris lately and no clew was left by
the murderer except certain finger.
marks on window pane. The
streaks were photographed and en-.
larged and Bertillon identified them
as belonging to a man who had un-
dergone the anthropometric system
eight years ago. The man was found
and arrested and the murder has been
proved against him.