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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
LIFE BY THE CLOCK,
Doing Things on Time May BE Car
ried to Dangerous Extremes.

S~ ~ D"AS FsXurPmeS.
An eminent physician at recent
gathering of his profession directed
notice afresh to the daily tension under
which most Americans do their work.
We rise on time. he remarked in the
morning, whether by an alarm clock.
by the call of Il servant or by habit, eat
breakfast and read the paper on time,
clock in every room and watch fire.
quently in our hand. We then. on time
meet office and outside engagements.
always preconsidering the amount of
time that will be required and timing
The next engagement accordingly. Of
ten we SuDdivide this time and note by
our watches exactly how long we can
discuss Il subject.
Doubtless punctuality is a virtue
Doubtless also the practice of doing
things exactly on time has won for us
as a people Il large measure of indus
trial success. But, carried to an ex-
IRENE, as it often is. it is wearing to
the individual. The people whose
nerves break down from exhaustion
incident to Overwork are often not so
AAutll tlc NlCllIuS VI ONeFWOFk us the
habit of COMPRISING every bit of work
within prca.ranged limits of time. Let
Any one try the experiment of doing q
given piece of work steadily and with
application. but without noticing by
his watch or clock how much time he is
consuming. and he will be amazed to
find how much easier it will go than
when he is timing himself and schem-
ing to bring the prescribed task within
fixed number of minutes.
We know Il great deal more about
sanitary matters than our fathers and
grandfathcrs knew. We have hunted
down microbes. We have cOncocted
serums. Diseases which were once re-
gardcd as ViSitationS of Providence we
now know to be prcYcntable and we
take suitable means of preventing
them. All these discoveries ana new
remedies ought to diminish the death
rate and TO promote longevity. They
have not done So as Il matter of fact.
Perhaps they might dtso if they had
fair chance. The trouble is that along
with these devices for lengthenng life
we are adopting practices which tend
to shorten it. One Of the most wear
ing of these is the habit of bringing all
details of our work within exact time
limits.-BOstOn Transcript.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
The Revolution In q: Nutshell.

The following contribution to historic
literature on the American Revolution
was made by Il little lady to short sto-
ry competition in Il Philadelphia news
paper. The writer, IA schoolgirl OF ten
years, epitomlZes the whole Valley
Forge experience in the following tcrse
sentences.
'Thcre was Il Revolutionary war. The
British revolutioncd Philadelphia. So
Mr.. Washington took Il lot Of soldiers
to Valley Forge. Mr.. Washington
hadcn't envy thing for the soldiers to
eat. 50 they had to 20 barefoot Mr.
Washington felt very bad. SO he asked
benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Frank
lin felt bad, To. SO he asked the king OF
France. The king of France sent Il lot
Of soldiers, so we licked the British"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
4 Weak
Stomach

Indigestion 10 often caused by over.
eating. An eminent authority says
the harm done thus exceeds that from
the excessive use CT alcohol. Eat all
the good food you want tut don't over.
load the stomach. 4 weak stomach
may refuse to di yest what you eat.
Kodol, which digests your food with.
out the stomach's aid. This rest and
the wholesome tonics Kodol contains
soon restore health. Dieting unneces-
ssry. Kodol quickly relieves the feel.
ing Of fulness aud bloating from
which some people suffer after meals.
Absolutely cures indigestion.
G0dlOl 1aturO'S Tonic.
HteparoA only b. I. O. DRWn1 4 %, OAleaaA
C6o& 0o111o0 001AlAs3N taDoot hotoa -
BRONSON 4 lloHThAlL
DRooERlck q WALKER.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
Fire and Life Insurance
SO Main st., Kalispell, Montana
CALL AND SEE US.
A Good Name.

From personal experience l testify
that De Wits Little Early Risers are
un2lrf He'd as a liver pill. They are
rightly named because they give
strength and energy and do their work
with ease.-W. II. Easton, Boerue,
Tex. Thousands of people are using
these tiny little pills in preference to
all others. because they are so pleas.
ant and effectual. They cure bilious
ness, torpid liver. jaundice, sick-head-
ache, constipation, etc. They do not
pnrge and weaken, but cleanse and
strengthen. Sold by Bronson & Light
hall.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
4 Famous Bell.

One of the biggest bells in the world
is in Cologne cathedral and is known
rs the "Glorosa.' 1t was cast from
twenty-five French cannon captured in
the l'runco-pruSsian war and WAS pre-
scntcd to the cathedral by the kaiser.
scriptions, one in Latin. expresses the
empcror'S gratitude for the divine MGR
cy i'll granting him victory. The other
i'll German, declares: Il am the empcr-
or's bell, and | proclaim his glory. |
fill Il sacred post. and | pray heaven TO
grant peace and prosperity to the Ger
man empire
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
The Parsons Idea.

"Parson," said the colurcd brother.
don't you think dat by Ills time de
place what Satan live at ortnr be chock
full?"
"Well," replied the parson, "'cordin'
ter all human celebrations hit orter
be, but you kin depen' on one thing"
"En what's dat?'
"Satan amt gwinc let 'em fool him
in de real estate business en- gobble up
de outlyin' coal lan's whilst dey's one
sinner lef' in de worr" -Atlanta Con-
Stitution.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

"Sure,' said Patrick, rubbing his
mead with delight at the prospect of a
present, Il always name to do me
duty"
II believe YOU replied his employer.
"and therefore l shall make you Il pres
ent of all you have stolen from me dur
ing the year
"Thank yer honor" replied Pat, land
may all your friends and acquaint-
ances trate you as liberally.' -London
Telegraph
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
cHyPrOpe1.fv

Good business lot and building on Main ST.
price s., 700.
Good business lot and store building on Main
ST., price 81 800; rents for $500 per year.
House and lot east side rooms, water, sew
or connections, electric lights, barn, and fruit
trees, price 5000.
House and lot. two rooms, shed, 500.
House and lot in ign School addition, five
| rooms. good we'll, price $3.50
House and lot east side, rooms good barn
! wood shed and we'll, price 81 900.
| Corner and inside lot, one house 6 rooms, one
house rooms, rents for $500 per month, price
1850.
Two houses and lot-one house 3 rooms one
house rooms. cellar, frame stable. 81 200
House and lot, 3 rooms, barn. and wood shed
price $500
House and lot, $500.
House and lot, good location, ) rooms, close
| to schools, $500.
Two houses and lot. one house ) rooms. one
house rooms. good we'll, price $500
House and lot, rooms, kitchen pantry, clos
ct; well, lot fenced; wood she'd $1,000.
Frame Lodging House water and sewer con
nectlons, price $500.
| House and corner lot east side some furni
tire, price $500
House and corner lot, 3 rooms and kitchen
stone foundation, cellar wood shed, lathed and
plastercd, fruit and shade trees, 1000.
House aud lot Sd Ave. east in good location
price $1,000
| House and lot, Blk /, $500. rents for S. month
House and lot, Biz ,, price $3.50, rents for 81.
per month.
House and lot, Blk >, price $50 rents for 81.
per month,
House and lot on east side rooms. lathed
| and plastered price 81 400.
| House and lot in good location, ! rooms bath
| room furnishcd hot and cold water. pantry, Gel
| lar, stone foundation, lathed and plastered
water IN house sewer in alley, barn, chicken
house, price 81 500.
| Good Main St. business lot s. 100.
| Lot II, Bin 30, $500, monthly payments.
| Lot 10 Blk 81, S2i1 monthly payments.
Lot f, Blk l14, $75. monthly payments.
Two lots, corner and inside, on the east side
price $3.50.
| Corner lot east side price S231.
| Lot in Fisher addition, price Sla0
| Lot 1, Blk 9S, price 1923.
.'-toot residence property on the east side
| price $500.
| Two lots, corner and inside. in fine location
| price $3.50.
| Two lots. corner and inside. we'll, fencing
etc, price $500.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
A Water NloppnSiu

81 never could understand" began
the cheerful idiot. who had just been
listening TO Il dissertation on poisonous
snakes.
'Never could understand what?" put
in the rubberneck.
II never could fully understand why
q rubber shoe wasn't entitled to be
called a water moccasin."- Baltimore
American.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
JUDGED by His Voice

One day Sir Algcrnon West. well
known member of parliament from
London. was observed by one of the
doorkccpers talking to Il gentleman
who had rasping, raucous voice and Il
lCmonStratiyC. excited manner. While
the conversation was in progress Sir
Algcrnon received the card of another
member of parliament and an intima-
don that its owner wished to see him.
sorry; I'm engaged" WAS the answer.
Next moment up came another card
from Il we'll known peer. Again an
apology was returned. In another min
ute the doorkccpCr came carrying a
huge card and saying that The lord
mayor and shCritfs of London wished
very urgently to see Sir AlgcruOn. The
latter excused himself from the gentle
man with whom he was couversing.
This was too important TO resist.
'Thcrc amt nobody here" whispered
the doorkeeper when he got the mem-
Der outside, "only | was afraid mad
man had been shown in to Yea by mis-
take, and wanted to warn yuu."
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
Cured of Piles After 40 Years.

Gut CT OF F0FISS FItGT -FU cars,
Mr.. c. Hancy, of Geneva, O., had the
piles for 40 years. Doctors and dol
lars could do him no lasting good
DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve cured him
permanently. Invaluable for cuts
burns. bruises. sprains, decorations
eczema. letter, salt rheum, and al
other skin diseases. Look for the
name Dewitt on the package-all 9th
ers are cheap. worthless counterfeits
Sold by Bronson e Lighthall.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

Fortune Teller Ito gayly dressed CRIB
Your husband will be a poor man
unless
Maiden (eagerly)-Unless what?
you dress more economically after
marriage than you do now."-London
Tit-BitS
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
lnseparRbIe.

Affrighted, he turned on his pursuer.
"You black thing, why do you follow
me constantly? What are your
II am your sunshine companion"
mockingly replied his shadow.-Ch
cago Tribune.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

A person who cannot argue is like a
person who cannot chew. He swallows
the facts of life unprepared for diges-
aon.-Philadelphia Press.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
Notice..

After this date all persons coming
to the Kalispell hospital for treat
ment must. before being admitted,
furnish satisfactory written guar.
antee that their expenses will be
properly pala.
MRS. e. r. WEBER, Manager.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

He--Why is she suing him for di-
vorce?
She-For diversion.
He-Diversion,
She-1es: she says being married is
20 monotonous.-Bal American,
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
Just Whistling.

Nervous Employer-Thomas, l wish
vou wouldn't whistle at your work.
Office Boy-I amt working, sir. I'm
only just whistling
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

Are you sure you are all right and
those who don't believe as you do are
Ill wrong Nebraska State Journal.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
Sure Cure for Piles,

Itching piles produce moisture and
cause itching. This form, as we'll as
blind, bleeding or protruding piles,
are cured by DR.. Bosanko's Pile Rem.
edy. Stops itching and bleeding. Alb
serbs tumors; soc jar, at druggists,
or sent by mail. Treatise free Write
me about your case. DR.. Bosanko,
Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by Bron-
son & Lighthall.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

See Griffin. Stannard & Calbick's
latest list Of bargains in city and
ranch property.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

decision; yield with graciousness or op-
pose with firmneSs.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

For fine pictures in all styles call
at the Calbick studio above Adams
Department store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

Every mans task is his life preserver
Emerson.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

What kind of sewing machines
does Sherman sell? All kinds, and a
visit there will convince you.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

Have your horse shod at c. M.
Jumps.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17

Nice line Of fancy goods at the
Pantry.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
Notice to Creditors.

Estate of Thomas F. Walsh, deceased
Notice is hereby given by the UNI
dersigned, the administrator of the
estate of Thomas F. Walsh, deceased
to the creditors of and all persons
having claims against the said de-
ceased, to exhibit them, with the ne
cessary vouchers, within four months
after the first publication of this no
tce to the said administrator at his
residence Columbia Falls in the
County of Flathead, State of Monta
ma. the same being the place for the
transaction Of the business of said
estate.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-17
p. j. Walsh

#. j. WdISH,,
Administrator of the estate of
Thomas F, Walsh deceased.
Dated at Kalispell. Mont, this 10th
day of October, 1908
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-04-04
TRIED 70 SHOOT DAUGHTER
SNAPS A REVOLVER AT HER
Objects to Her Receiving Attentions Of
DR.. G. v. WILDER Who he Claims owes
Him for Borrowed Money Girl Has
Left Home aud is sow Living in spo-
kane.

At about noon Thursday X. b. Dick.
erson, who resides with his family in
cottage on Lakeview, attempted To
assassinate his daughter and her life
was probably saved only by the fail
ure Of the revolver to be discharged
when he snapped ii at her. Dicker-
son entered his home and as his
drughter Ada stepped from the pantry
he drew the revolver and attempted
to shoot her. His wife grappled with
him and the daughter escaped to the
street, She took the evening train
for Spokane.
II is said that the daughter is en-
gagged TO be married to DIR. C.E. viii
bur, Of st. Maries and that the father
objects TO the match because the doc
tor owes him for borrowed money
which he neglects to return. The girl
Is determined to marry the doctor
and this enFaged the father TO such
an extent that in fit Of anger he at
tempted To commit the horrible crime.
There was some talk of having him
arrested, but so far no warrant has
been Issued
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-04-04
win settle Their Taxes.

The mine owners of the Occur d
Alenes, who have been fighting the
taxes levied against them, are get
ting together ON plan to pay up
their delinquent taxes. The taxes
are now lien ON the property. The
mine owners have agreed among them
selves to settle ON the basis of the
Jenkins bill. passed by the last Idaho
Legislature, if settlement can be ar
ranged. The county commissioners
have no power to settle, SO the mine
owners will probably bring suit in
the Idaho courts TO quiet title as re
CARDS the lien against their mines.
They hope in that manner to get a
settlement ON the basis of the tax on
output, based on the Jenkins bill,
which is far below the taxes rs as
sessed under the old law.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-04-04

Notice IL hereby given that ! will
ON the tenth day Of April. 1909, at
ln o'clock a m. In pursuance Of an
order Issued out of the Justice Court
NJ Occur d'Alcne Precinct. County
of kootenai. State of Idaho, by Alber,
V Chamhcrlin. Justice uf the Peace.
soil NJ public auction 10 tho highest
bidder, one sorrcll MARI named Lady,
Aaid mare being described - follows
Star and two white hind feet without
brand, belonging to Clarence +. VIII
bur, the same To- be sold 10 satisfy n
Judgment iaseud out Of the said court
on tho 23rd dag Of March. 1903 Tho
proceeds of said sale to be used TO
satisfy said judgment aud the costs Of
said suit and interest, said sale to
take place in front Of tho livery barn
OF Cooper & Dittemore In the village
Of Occur d 'Alene. County Of kootenai,
State Of Idaho.
Given under my hand this I'd day
Of April, 1903.
FRANK MARROW, Constable,
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-04-04
WILL TEST SEw GAME LAW.
bis Believed to be Unconstitutional and
of no Force.

u L. Believed 10 be Unconstitutional and
of no Foree.
An effort will be made to have the
recent game law passed by the Idaho
Legislature declared unconstitutional.
The law provides for a tax of So to
be levied on all visiting fishermen
and sos on hunters. This will work
hardship on Spokane people who GO
TO the neighboring state for their
summer sport. says the Spokesman
Review.
A movement is ON foot among Spo-
kane residents who own cottages
along Lake Occur d'Alene and Spirit
lake and those who spend the hot
days of summer camping on the lake
and neighboring streams, to employ
legal talent and make q test case OF
the law. Those who will particularly
suffer under the new law are the ones
who run down to fish or hunt over
Sunday. or for few days once or
twice a season. Those who spend the
greater part of the season in Idaho
bunting and fishing will not feel the
new tax SO heavily. The basis for
the action against the new law will be
the discrimination it makes between
nonresidents and residents of Idaho.
The law provides that tax of but one
dollar must be paid by residents of
the state, while visiting nimrods and
disciples of Isaac Walton are assessed
SOS and s5 respectively. This is
declared to be contrary to the consti-
tuition of the United State, which pro
vides that citizens of one state shall
not be Disseminated against in their
intercourse with those of another, A
mass meeting of those interested is a
probability of the near future.
j. c. Callahan, of Rathdrum, has
been in Spokane the past few days
arranging for test case of the new
law TO be made Mr.. Callahan is en-
deavoring to have some one from
Spokane go to Rathdrum and be ar
rested for fishing without license
and make test case. The court is
at present sitting in Rathdrum, and
the matter could be determined be-
fore the influx of summer visitors
begins,
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-04-04

The Superintendent of Schools ha:
issued the following proclamation
setting a date for Arbor Day in thu
public schools.
-Rathdrum, Idaho, March 81, 1908
Section /, of an act entitled, "AI
Act to Encourage Arbor Culture,
reads as follows; 1T shall be the
duty of the County Superintendent
to set apart one day in the proper
time, in each year, between the first
day of April and the first day of May,
to be known as Arbor Day
Pursuant to this requirement.
have appointed Friday April -. 1908,
as Arbor Day to be observed by the
public schools of Kootenai county
Exercises and instructions from
the State Superintendent will be sent
out at the proper time.
would suggest that in this County,
our aim should be to plant deciduous
shade trees on the school grounds,
instead of evengreens. But wherever
the evergreens exist on school ground,
they should be pruned and cared for
in suitable for shade.
r. c. EGBERS, Sup't.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-04-04
SEVERE ATTACK or GRIP.
Cured by One Bottle of Chamberlain
Cough Remedy.

Cured by One Bottle Of Chamberlain :
Cough Remedy,
when had an attack of the grip
last winter tthe second one) actually
cured myself with one bottle of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy, says Frank
W. Perry, editor of the Enterprise.
Shortsville, n. Y. This is the
honest truth. at times kept from
coughing myself to pieces by taking
teaspoonful of this remedy, and
when the coughing spell would come
on at night would take dose and
IL seemed that in the briefest inter
val the cough would pass of and l
would go to sleep perfectly free from
cough or its accompanying pains. To
say that the remedy acted as most
agreeable rurprise is putting it mild
ly. had no idea that il would or
could knock out the grip, simply be
cause had never tried IL for that
purpose, but il did, and it seemed
with the second attack of coughing
the remedy caused IL not only to be
of less duration. but the pains were
far less severe, and | had not used
the contents of one bottle before Mr..
Grip had bid me adieu." For sale by
Occur d'Alene Drug Co.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-04-04
HARRY oRTMAN DISAPPEARS.
Raneher Goes to spokane and Gets into
Trouble.

Trouble.
A message from Chief of Police
Reddy Of Spokane to Sheriff Whitney
al Rathdrum, says that Harry Ortman
Sucker lake rancher, was arrested
in Spokane for theft. Investigation
Of the affair discloses a strange case.
Bad feeling has existed for some
time between W H. Hawkes. and Ort-
man, neighbors near Sucker lake.
Wednesday Of last week, Hawkes. Wis
tied Ortman and il is said the pair
drank whisky until Ortman became
drunk. He then started for Spokane.
In going TO the train at Hauser, Ort-
man fell from his horse several times.
but was assisted 10 remount 10y Hawkes.
who accompanied him TO Spokane
and put him into room in board
ing house with another man.
In the morning 0rtman's bedfellow
claimed his watch and money were
gone and reported the matter to the
police, who arrested Ortman and
found the stolen property in his
pockets. Hawkes. gave bail for Ort-
mans appearance and secured bill
OF sale amounting to about $1,000 be
sides on OrtmRn's ranch.
ortman has disappeared and Hawkes.
is claiming all the property.
The Spokesman Review says that
ortman was arrested by Policeman
McDermott charged with the larceny
of a watch. He was accompanied by
friend, who may have been Hawkes..
who put upa ESQ cash bond as surety
for the appearance of the defendant
that afternoon in court TO answer to
the charge. 0rtman failed TO appear
and the bond was forfeited. The
local police say they know nothing
of the alleged reasons behind the
transaction.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-04-04

iaa Malone was arrested at Santa
ou Friday nn warrant sworn on,
b"tarp Justice Rollins ~ this place
charging him uith grand larceny. says
iho 81 Maries Courier The com
platnt alleges that Malone stole note
tpr stOo from 40 Carlson. a saloon
s""por At Santa. aud that he Beao,iai
ol tho note and received els In Ray
mon, thereon. Malone was broueb,
down Ia 81 Msrics saturday and the
preliminary hearing vas got for Mon.
lay afternoon. taking place In
Justice Rollins court.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-04-04
Commercial Club Meets.

The Commercial Club met in regu-
lar monthly session at the office Of J (.
l.. McClear in Scallon block Wednes-
day evening The attendance WAS not
large, but a number Of matters of
benefit to the town were acted upon.
among them the improvement of the
road near Bellgrove and the matter of
completing the bridge over the slough
west of the Fort Sherman bridge.
These matters were placed in the hands
of the road committee for action and
the committee will present the matter
TO the board of county commissioners
at the next session. A resolution was
passed by the club asking the com
missioners 10 take action in the mat
ter. Two or three propositions for
the establishment of an iron foundry
were also presented and referred to
the manufacturing committee for &C
tion. The secretary stated that he
was receiving a number of inquiries
from the east regarding the opportun-
titles Of Occur d'Alene and vicinity.