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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-11-29
pRtSCOTI BUSINESS FIRMS.
Hotel Burke
AN al CAN PLAN.

|R1 SCOTT. -. ARIZONA
i0f &c oms. All modern convenience
A str city nr,t-class and modern hotel
Samr lie rooms for commercial men.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-11-29
Catarrh OF the Lungs
the First Stage Of
Consumption.
SO All M e di G a ]
Authorities Aqree.

Judge Durham, a well-known local
Judge of Greensboro, Ga, had an expe-
Tience with PerunS well worth reciting.
A report had become current among the
Judges friends that he was threatened
with consumption. 1t was feared for a
time that Georgia was to lose one of its
most prominent and influential citizens.
1t was also reported that the judge
had failed to get any relief from any of
the medical aid at his command, that he
had made use of the now world famous
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-11-29
Southern
Pacific
System.
Second to None.

over 100000. 900 spent in improve
ments the past three years.
Enough money to build the Panama
canal.
New steel bridges. Standard so
pound steel rails. Handsome station
buildings. Oil burning locomotives.
over two hundred miles of oiled track
between Maricopa ana Los Angeles and
the balance under way.
Round Trip Rates to Chicago $500.
Kansas City $500; St Louis. Memphis
and New Orleans s77.OO; Denver. $4,000.
Full information at City Ticket Office
% North Center street. Phoenix. AriE
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-11-29

A woman never asks if her complex
ion is on MISREPRESENTATION Rec
ord
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-11-29


Ohio as guarantee that the above testimonial genuine
HnoHIa genuine and in the words Of appended
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-11-29
We Paid 100000

for the American rights to Liquczoue-
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-11-29

Asthma
AbscesS-AnemlA
Bronchitis
Blood Poison
Bright's Disease
Bowel Troubles
Coughs-Colds
Consumption
Colic-Croup
Constipation
| CataTTh-Cancer
Observation-Disclosures
DanGrufi -Dropsy
Dyspepsia
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-11-29

"I continued using Peruna for
short while, and have never felt the
least symptoms of Catarrh since. Pc
runa Is certainly q good medicine, and
deserves the highest praise which Is
given ii by tire general public"
Judge Durham has been Secretary and
Treasurer of the city of Greensboro, Ca,
for the past three years, and has been a
local judge for ten years. a
Dread Consumption. I
There are three roads which lead from
health TO consumption. Over one of
these roads pass all of that great multi
tude of people who die every year of
consumption. Each route begins with
| health and happiness and ends with dis
ease and death.
First road: slight cold-neglected-
settles in the head or throat-chronic
| catarrh-extends to the lungs-consump-
tion-death.
Second road: slight cold-neglected
cough-settles in the lungs-cough grad
! ually growing worse-consumption
death.
Third road: cold-neglected-sett es
in the throat-hoarseness- breath
-consumption-death
Thousands have just started on one of
these roads, all of whom could be easily
cured by Peruna. Thousands more are
half way to the fatal end of one of these
roads who are still durable by a course
of treatment by Peruna. Yet other
thousands are near the end whose last
days could be made bearable and hope
of recovery more probable by commence
ing Peruna without delay.
Of EYCb9uOo RooL CoE,r
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15

acres. 1t is lovely place, in the cen
ter of which is beautiful lake, fed by
an artisan we'll about 5000 feet deep.
All the convenience of handsome
park was found here. Shade trees and
easy seats, grass plots, gravel walks,
flower beds and band stands, every
thing to please the eye and make life
a heaven of sweet repose, of which the
poets SO much delight to sing. All OF
sudden | was awakened by some
loud voice and on looking around |
saw that | was still sitting in my easy
arm chair with my work still un lone
Was it a dream or was only in trance
and will this grand panoraml that |
50 recently behcld be realized in ~ s
or not? Who can answer this all i'm
portant question?
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15
ANOTHER LITERARY CURIOSITY.

La week we published what is SAT-,
to be Il speech recently made by Sona
tor Hanna. We published it as Il liter
AIRY curiosity, and we this week pub
fish the speech made by the prcsiden
of the Washington state liquor dealers
association as literary curiosity also
You can take it for ust what it i
worth. That it contains an abundance
of facts, we have no doubt. Don't fail
to read it if you have not done so.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15
AMONG THE CHURCHES.
Items of Interest Furnished by Correspond.
ents from the Various Churches.

Rev. Willis f.. pettibpna spoke last
Sunday morning. al the }lpti,t church
ON ~ Call to SERVICE, text John I:
Bios. He showed that The best test
of religion i the character produced
1t does not fellow. however, that the
noble character often found in the
moralist is the product of self Gisci
plined life. so one can h" reared in Il
christian land and en- joy the products
of christianity without having the re-
ligion of Christ become ii large pan Of
his life. To truly realize the power Of
christianity, one shoul study the chai =
acter of II native christian in u heather
aid, Hindu. lOr instance. Af,cr
showing the marked difference be-
tween native Hindu christian aud hi,
unsaved brother, the significance Of
the christian call to service was en-
phasized. Since christianity is to be-
come the world wide religion and the
kingdom OF God is to reach futher aud
fither, as one after another the an
cient faiths fall before the gospel the
followers of Christ ought to become
very earnest in the propagation of the
glorious mes,age Of redemption.
a call to service is written through
and through the text. Within it is Il
vision Of the service, Lift up your
eyes and look on the fields: for they
are white already to harvest and II
motive for entrance into the harvest,
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15
BONE FOOD

Soft and crooked bones mean
bad feeding. Call the disease
ricketts, if you want to. The
growing child must eat the
right food for growth. Bones
must have bone food, blood
must have blood food and SO
on through the list.
SCOTS Emulsion is the right
treatment for soft bones in
children. Little doses every day
give the stiffness and shape
that healthy bones should have.
Bow legs become straighter,
loose joints grow stronger and
hrmness comes to the soft
heads.
Wrong food caused the
trouble. Rightfood will cure it.
In thousands of cases SCOTS
Emulsion has proven to be the
right food for soft bones in
childhood.
Send for free sample.
SCOTT q BOVINE. Chemists.
4Oe-4i5 Pearl Street. New York.
SOC. and tI.oo; all druggists.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15
Advertised Letters.

The following uncal'ed for letters re
main in the Ellcnsbury postof1ice:
p.I,o, Nh. T.
,urtis p,1o
r,llo \Ii,h,1o
co.,rio f.io,,nni
Do.;a.o, IN
Doduo ~
E.,,a,, ,1.r;or n
r.o,.,,h.1 IIo,,r
L,,,,o..o Ni.,1or,,;o
Eali,,no c,oso,,o >r,atrr,
Gilman Mrs u
Cioolienn1li r,er,ala
Ii.,i.i ~
ll,.,,, so
to,
JACKSON
Leo Mrs Ann
Lane Harry
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15

the Fourth street electric car for
Craigs hill and the park. The hill
was literally covered with fine resi-
dences of the latest styles. The park
is situated in what was a few years
ago hay field and known as Smith
sons addition and contained about 60
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15
New Idea Patterns 10 Gents
Munsng Underwear, none so good
This will be a Busy Month
of Selling at Wilson's.

Nwrte ehurw ens thoroughly eI
oouc mcn l fmd
hvemenh anHng Weahu discard a pre- y
ewhmd pl will dc Or
unao guE @ the mark
asorhfg discerning l pc
tbygb %
htem y
pbeutmny ke lane aW line 6 t In
g~d nneal of h Of
values h
the au correct
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15

years in arrears, and as we need all
money due us, we earnestly desire
those who are delinquent to call and
settle the same rs soon as convenient
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15

WE have purchased one of Pierces
newspaper subscription books and are
transferring our list of names from the
old to the nav book. We find few
on our list who are from one to four
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15

"And ne that reapeth receiveth wages
and gathereth fruit unto life eternal.
The Normal students and other new
corners attending the Baptist church
were pleasantly entertained at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. j. ID. Mathews
by the members of the church last Fri
day evening.
State Secretary Wilcox Of the y. NJ
c. A, visited our city last Tuesday
with Il view to establishing a branch
org anilaton here. y fund of $4,000 is
needed and IL canvass will be made in
an attempt to secure this amount.
Whatcom is erecting SD. 100 buildin.
North y akima is endeavoring to raise
the amount needed for IA, buildingg
Many other cities, among them Walla
Walla, are considering the advisabiity
of starting the work. Everyone realiz-
es the need of some place of recreation
for our young men.
Next Sunday morning, oct. IS, Rev
Will, f. Pettibone, pastor of the Bap-
tist church, and Rev. y. +. Mclean,
pastor of the Presbyterian church will
exchange pulpits. There will be no
preaching service at the Baptist church
in the evening, but the b. y. L. /.
will meet rs usua1 This chance i'm the
service, is due to the fact that the pas
tor leaves early Monday morning for
Ritzvi,le. where he goes to attend the
+. w. and n. |. Baptist Convention.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15

OFFICE: East side of Main Street, between
Third and Fourth Streets, in Webb block
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-10-15

TERMS: PER YEAR. CASH a: : SLIGO
If NOT PAID WITHIN THREE MONTHS : ST.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27
Women and Jewels.

Jewels, candy, flowers, man
that is the order of woman's prefer.
ences. Jewels form a magnet of
mighty power to the average wo.
man. Even that greatest of all
jewels, health, is ofteu ruined in
the strenuous effort to make or
save the money to purchase them
If a woman will risk her health to
get a coveted gem then let her
fortify herself against the insidu
Gus consequences of coughs, cold
and bronchial affectors by tn.
regular use of DR.. Boschee's Ger.
man Syrup. 1t will promptly ar.
rest consumption in its early
stages and heal the effected lungs
and bronchial tubes and drive the
dread disease from the system. 1t
is Lot cure-sll, but IT Is certain
cure for coughs, colds aud ali
bronchial troubles. You can get
this reliable remedy at w. NJ.
Bloss'. Price 25c and 75c.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27
kiCkers KOIuInn

The Advance is going to open a
kickers column. 1t will be open TO
any one in Wayne county upon any
question that needs regulation, ex-
cept politics. The conditions are
these: No letter must exceed 100
words and shall have therein no
personal abuse, or other personal
matter only Meter of public i'm
port. Each writer must send his
real name with his kick" not for
publication but rs a guarantee of
good faith. ReeIster your "kicks, $"
but they must reach this Office not
later than Friday forenoon of each
week. The editor reserves the right
to reject any or all kicks.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27
IRdGharS WantRd.

We need at once a few more
teachers both experienced and in
experienced. We have more calls
this year than ever before. Schools
and colleges supplied with competent
teachers free of cost. Address with
stamp,
AMERICAN TEACHERS ASSOCIATION,
j. l.. Graham, LII. D., Mgr,
Memphis, Teun.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

People do like to trade where
they can see the greatest variety.
No store between Cincinnati and
Wheeling carry a larger stock of
shoes than we do.
FRED Bruins IL Son,
5-l7.4w Catlettsburp. XIV.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

Rev. Williamson of Central
City, preached the sermon to the
schools Sunday forenoon as Rev.
Johnson was absent on account of
the death of his father.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

Word from Mrs. T. j. Shepard
who is at the bedside. of her
mother Mrs. Mary Ratterton, near
Paris, KY, states that she Ia rect
ing more easily but no hopes of
her recovery is entertained as her
eighty years of age is against 1t.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27
United States court opened at
Catlettsburg Monday.

ENERGETIC MEN wanted to repre-
sent an old established Casualty
Corporation issuing Health and Ac.
cident Policies. Liberal Agency
Contracts given to producers. Ad-
dress, Edwin B. Quackenbush,
General Manager, 35 Nassau Street,
New York. 24Apr4w.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27
Free Gar Fare

1t is our intention to pay car fare
on all $500 purchases. If you are
from Ceredo or Kenova do not fail
TO mention it. We do not always
know where you are from. 1t is
your fault not oursif you don't get it.
BRUINS SHOE STORE,
5.l7-4w. Catlettsburg, XIV
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27
For Over Sixty Years

MRS. WlNSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP
has been used for over sixty years by mill
lions OF mothers for their children while
teethiug with perfect success. 1t soothes the
child, soitens the gums, allsys all pain, cures
wind collie, and IL the best remedy for diar
rhea. IL will relieve the poor little su fferer
Immediately. Sold by Eruggis,s in every
part OF the world. Twenty Ave cents bot
tie BE sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's
soothing Syrup" and take no other kinds
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

Failure of crops, disease among
the cattle and overpopulation are
causing acute distress in Java.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

We have a nice line of Ladies
Oxford ties and Sandals at 81 90 and
1925 per pair. "Custom made" at
$3.50 and $500.
BRUINS SHOE STORE.
5-17-4w. Catlettsburp, XIV.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

The normal human eye can read
letters 7.2Oths Of an inch high at a
distance of twenty feet.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

10 REJECT any OF All KICKS.
Felix Flanery has returned from
business trip TO harleston.
Creole Burks who has been very
sick with fever, is improving
Roscoe Porter of Coal Grove, o,
was Ceredo visitor last week.
Hiram Powers and son of hunt.
ington, spent day with John Irby
this week.
1 The Nj. E., church presents a very
k}neat appearance, clothed in its three
u new coats of paint.
Il. 7. McDougal who went to
Cincinnati on business trip last
week has returned.
Mr.. and Mrs. U. S. Luther of
Pollard, KY, were the guests of Mr..
Luther's parents Sunday.
Landon Maynard, one of William
sons popular young men, was a
Ceredo visitor last week.
G. F. Millender and Lee John
con came down TO Ceredo this
week to spend a few days.
The Book club met Saturday after
noon in regular session at the library
of the Congregational church.
Mrs. Laura Hill and her son Jas.
Hill, who have been the guests Of
relatives here, have returned to
Panther.
Ralph Rowe of Hinton, visited
his parents here this week. He il a
popular young machinist at the Hin.
ton shops.
Judge McQuinn, one Of the promi-
nent citizens of Wayne, who lives
near Whites creek, was visitor here
this week.
Mrs. John Deits and family and
Mrs. Hazel Jones left last Tuesday
for New Carlisle, o., to visit friends
and relatives.
Mrs. l.. f. Msrcum and her
guest, Miss Margaret Slagle of
Hanover, Pa, are visiting friends
at Rush Run.
S. S. FARRELL one of Wayne's
oldest citizens was in Ceredo this
week. Mr.. FARRELL is humorist of
the first water.
Mrs. J. f. King and children of
Ashland who have been visiting Mrs.
Kings father w. +. Evick, have
returned home.
John Coleman, an n. 81 w. En-.
gineeT upon whom there was an
operation performed, is able to be
out on the streets.
Miss Edith Marcum has re-
turned from an extended visit to
p friends and relatives at Louisa
and other places in Kentucky.
Squire Uriah Rowe, of Dunleith,
one of the best posted and bright
justices of the peace in Wayne coun.
ty, was an Advance caller this week.
Little Miss Winifred Winpet. the
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. l. C.
Winget, upon whom an operation was
performed is able to take some
exercise.
Hiram Hazlett father of Robert
Hazelett, the grocer, who has been
suffering from blood poison arts
ing from mere scratch, Is slowly
improving.
G.. Il. III. Tyree formerly a cit;.
zen of this place, but who now lives
in Catlettsburg, KY, was in town
last week and while here made this
Office a peasant call.
John Lyons, a large builder of
barges, of Higginsport, o., was
here this week. He has been up
in the mountains for some time
getting white pine timber.
If the iron water of Ceredo
could be turned into "pigs' it
would pay TO start big iron mill
here. Ashland might come mp
and see into this matter. It might
help her iron furnace when
ore runs short.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

Bruins Shoe store, Catlettsburg,
pays your car fare.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27
A Special
Big Offer.

Com mencing with Monday, May 18th. and
con timing for 30 days or longer, IL necessary,
we wish to begin to reduce stock, and in
order to reduce 1t quickly we will give a dis
count of 10 per cent, on all cash purchases of
SOC or more. We are extremely anxious to be-
gin some interior improvements in our store
and make this big cut in order to move our
large stock. Remember everything in our
store, except Carrara Paint is subject to this 10
per cent. cut. The only consideration to GUS
toners is that their purchases shall be for cash
and to the amount of SOC or more. The sale
will continue, as previously stated, until our
stock is redcued to the extent that we can re-
arrange II for our improvements. Now is the
time to secure many bargains. As we do not
solicit orders invite you to- either telephone
your orders send them to our store
We will also begin TO close our store at D.
m. on this date and cali the attention OF our
customers to this fact so they may govern
themselves accordingly.
j. M. YORK.
Wholesale and Retail Grocer,
Catlettsburg, KY.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

Mrs. Paul Adkins who has been
visiting her mother, Mrs. J. A.
Black, returned to her home at Blue.
field Monday.
Born, to Charles Martin and wife,
Sunday morning, fine son. Mother
and child are doing well under the
care of DIR. w. +. Bruins.
j. o. Marcum, labor agent for
the p. S. Boxiev company. has
taken about 80 "coon birds" into
their camps. Some of them stay
and some fly away.
Mr.. T. J. Shepard delivered his
famous lecture at the Y. NJ. G. A.
at Portsmouth, o. Sunday. He
has an invitation to deliver it at
the Vine street church at Cincin-
natl next Sunday.
What is the matter with the Young
people and older ones too. that the
Advance has not as yet been able TO
secure a correspondent in every post
office In the county? Don't let our
democratic friends serve their paper
better than you are yours. Send in
your letters so as to reach this office
any time from Friday till Monday
evening
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

WANTED-SEVERALI INDUSTRIOUS PER-
sons in each state to travel for house estab-
h>hed eleven wears and with "A large capital. To
cal upon merchants and agents for successful
ana prohtable line Permanent engagement.
Weekly cash salary of SIS and all travelling ex-
penses aud hotel bills advanced in cash each
week. Experience not essential. Mention ref
erence and enclose sci f-addressed euyelope
THE NATIONAL. S5I Dearborn ST., Chicago.
The Advance wants every indust-
try in Wayne county to use its col
umns setting forth the advancement
and improvements of the county.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27
Camden limo
Interstate IllIO Mo A
Railway T2hIO NU' n.
Company IuUIO

sg-TakinR effect at 400 a. m. Central Stand
dard Time, Sunday, September %, 1907. For
the government and information Of employees
only. Not an advertisement OF the time OF cars.
The Company reserves the right TO change
without notice.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

5-17.4w.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1903-05-27

5-17.4w
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-09-05
LONGEST SUBMARINE TELEPHONE
Line from London to Brussels Is a44
Miles Long.

A few weeks ago telephone line be-
tween England and Belgium was opened
for public use. The line from London
to Brussels is PA miles long. of which the
overhead line in Belgium is 80 miles and
that in England 81 miles. The subma-
rlne cable connecting the two land lines
runs from st. Margaret's bay, England.
To La Panne, Belgium. and has A total
length of "a miles (47.3 nautical miles,.
1t IS thus the longest submarine telephone
cable yet put into operation The cable
was made by Henley's Telegraph Works
company of England
The cable is about AZ inches in diam.
eter. weighs 10 pounds per foot. and con
talnS four separate conductors giving two
metallic circuits. Each conductoS is made
up of seven wires laid MP in Il left-hand
strand. The four strands are separately
insulated with alternate layers of gutta
percha and Chatterton compound, and are
then wound around a core of tarred hemp.
After rounding off this central section
with tarred hemp, a wrapping of pre-
pared cotton tape was put on. then a
layer of brass tape. This brass sheathing
Is TO protect the cable from the teredo:
the brass strip is y inches wide by O.O4
inch thick. Over the brass TAPPING comes
another layer of cotton tape and a layer
Of tarred hemp. The hemp provides the
bedding for the wire armOr. which CON
slstS Of sixteen A-inch galvanized iron
wires coated with tar. A final wrapping
OF two layers of hemp. in reverse lay,
covers the armor.
The specifications for the cable reduir-
ed. among other things, that the resist
ance of each T-wire) conductor should
not exceed 4 ohms Der kil0meter, or GA
ohms per mile. The following test treat
ment was given to cash of the four insu-
lated conductors before they were laid
up over the hemp core: The conductor.
coi!ed up, was placed in n tank of water
for two weeks: then the water was heat
ed TO 10 degrees +. for "a hours at the
end Of which period an alternating cur
rent of 100 cycles at 5000 volts pressure
was applied for II minuaes. After this
the resistance of the insulation and the
capacity of the cable were measured.
using n battery giving 300 volts. The
requirements We're: Insulation resistance
not less than 500 megohms per mile. and
capacity not to exceed 0.2T5 microfarads
per milo. At the joints of the several
sections the insulation resistance was re-
! quired to be at least half as great as at
other parts. The cost of the cable was
| about $4,000 per mile. mt the makers
| S-Engineering News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-09-05
CITY FARMERS.

We talk about the farmer Drawn
In light and fiippant way,
And josh him when he comes to To-
About his wisp of hay. WV
And seem TO think he is clown.
rube, zap, a jay.
We giggle when he rubberS AZ
The town IN manner raw:
Ne joke .about his ancient hat.
His whiskers full of straw.
his baggy pants and all of that.
Ana laugh a loud haw-haw
BnI how much better of are we
Than curious Farmer Brown?
Just let an auto savagely
60 honking up and d0wn.
And watch the people rubber, See,
Ii agltates the town.
It's rubber. rubber everywhere:
There's not soul In sight
Who doesn't turn around TO stare
As any farmer might
We are so wise, We are So rare
We are so very bright.
st. Louis Pas E,:sDo trs,