The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-10-16


She's Q darling: she's . daisy;
She's a dumpling; she's . lady;
You should hear her play
On the new Pi-an-a.
Such an education has Mary Ann.
She's very Young and Able
To 90 out to evening "tea"
And to sip the juice Of LENNON"
When over to the fair with me;
'She has Q humpty.dumpty nosey;
|Sh. . q green, wild Irish rosy,
And IS sweet as she can be.
Old Untle Billy is still in Ireland
and ahle to breathe. When the
lssCourier" came last week / never
heard such clappin' Of hands and
stampin' Of ieet. and hollerin' OF
sshurrah for Uncle Billy" in my
life. Il Just tickled me nearly to
death, and my boy who went TO the
show the other night, said that them
actor fellers when the people give
them the "clap and foot stampin' "
always come back again and said
another piece, and my boy said that
WAS what must do, and as be is .
terribly smart boy, guess he
knows, 90 l give these a. an after
piece, and hope, Mr.. Editor, you
won't put 'em in the waste basket.
| Charlie Glezen, Charlie Funk and
othes went to Iva Saturday night,
to the pie supper, but the chief at.
TRACTION was Buds, with dresses on.
John F. Gray, the pill-maker and
lotion mixer, Of Otwell, has been
here for several days, painting I'm
|cle Peter Horizons new house. The
Colonel commanding the BLACK
Diamond Paint Brigade" is an ex-
pert paint singer and paper hanger,
and is employed by Bell Bros, OF
lowell in their drug store, and it is
|said no man can talk any nicer to
1.-The ladies nor smile any sweeter al
1.-The babies than he.
George johnson fell into . spring
1.-The other day and cracked his jaw
lon the the rim Of the barrel he VA
trying to tramp down for . wall
AS far as can be seen George go
worse hurt than the fellows thai
went up to Dicks spring the othel
Sunday night. How aboit it.
Buck?
Opp Gray, the big horse dealer
lof Portersville, was here Sunday
with q big team Of horses, looking
|out for Q sucker, We suppose.
We heard the other day that Ire
land has . "whistling Tom" in il;
that somebody had an awful jot
fishing the other day but didn'
lcatch . thing-6sherman's luck
THAT some Of those hard working in
Idividuals who protect themselve
from the hot sun by hiding unde
1.-The locust near "Bill's retreat" ant
Addy Lvne's corner, got 90 mucl
Iof the sire water" that came dowr
: lon the Wesley-Lee the other da.
THAT some Of them-well, some o.
!. them, have not been seen since.
81 We have . "never-sweat-club'
d lin town now. Squire Kellums
Il president, Reese Miller is secretar
l. land treasurer, Samuel Kean door
keep,r and usher, France Green
|oreanizer, Ike Sorguis and Theodor
lCraig are . committee to see tbs
J. mono Of the rules are violated tt
be membership 10 quite large and still
to growing, and includes some OF th
e lbest men in town.
e. Ireland is the town 70 buy good
- for money down,
X lOur merchants have for sale
g. Everything down to . shingls nail,
ns Dress goods and groceries, every
nd thing that's nice,
d. lJust call around and learn the pric'
cd ITheu il you don't want to buy,
n There il no harm twixt you and /.
y Ireland is situated in the mid
d |of Z good farming country, wheI
corn and hogs can Be raised to q
hearts content. II Is bounded Q
the north BY the brickshed, wheI
some Of the young folks arc wont
!. y inject in the evening, alter the su
goes down: on the east BY And
= Anderson's new house, where q
mashen Ill stop; oo the south, :
The new ''sas WE'LL" and on q
In west By "Hooloe" Hardin's. The
- il : path leading up from this Z
section past "violsts," round 4
corner post s.violies" down to u
mill, whore Masgarek feeds b
ny mules, and Prof. Lafollette keel
=. Ibis "rubber tire;" another pa
- leads up 70 the post ofhce depaI
.ro. lment, but the post master gensr
4 hardly ever in; still another lee
ors lofi down 70 Deacon Coopsr'e, whe
- The turkey hens "kyancks