The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-11-08
MAVERICKS"
BIZ CroqEal.

malice avarice rnagnty cruelty hatred
agencies From infancy the idea has been
sounded drilled into US the ten commandments.
sermon the and kindred homilies would X
adopted. paradise. and save the total ex-
pense piutonan fires that kept up FOR
bensGt who In dauger OF he'll
but 10, breaking breaking in the east
From glad tdipgs that human
devitry large is chaTgeable to thu
spots the sun
Who would have 'thunk" it?
Black Friday-caussd by "sun-srots-"
Panic of 1ssS-"sun-spots'
Congress OF 1SsS-'~un-spots.'
The ''sun-spot' theory have chairs IN every
versity by the Steel Trust. the Standard
Company Railway Companies. the "Pierp.' Morgan
gang wealthy bunco steerers IL the country.
Calamtes caused by "suH-spo's. not traeeabe TO
human agencies
Heretofore. piIase robbery people in every
age cline. been explained by causes;
i depravity, seihsnness greed This
spot changes scheme. We longer blame
man for these unfortunate caasgophes Mat put
ducats purse OF the rich: break sucker
the eonhding modest Spectator in the epuuy
house"
This "suh-spot' theory is very pretty 1t away
with any feeling of malice toward the who wreck
the fortunes thousands make fortunes
many. Those who stand around and the cunning
OF the feenoncier in 'roping the country steer can
he is blame. It's the the suns
bright disk. The who kills his neghhor say
in paiaton of his delinquency moral defect 'sun-spot'
vice. formerly in a barbarous called crime
..spotted-Tan'' you old son-of-o-gun'
Your spotted life fun OF fun.
Was charged up the evil one.
And all caused by the old spotted
..Oh Injun" Thy forgiveness 1 crave.
And I'll plant wet elm on thy grave
Wichout wishing weary the reader wish 10 State
In this connection desired tribute 10 an
Infun'' whom heretofore have looked on as Bad bad
red
slew nv nelghbor. trus. It's true.
Instead OF him il might have been you;
Surely wouldn't. blame n yen Knew
That at the moment got my gun
There appeared spots upon IN SUM-
OH oh. why didn't che blamed fool rum
tho. ,r f,ouin heretofore supposed diaboical aendish
acts and crimes cleared the verdict OF the
centuries past generations. and present epoch l. @nnu
reversed set aside by Writ Coram Nohis issued ~
the High Court OF "Feenance
Nero burned Rome; Christ cruoifed; spanish IN
ouston: Massacre Of ST. Bartholomew the French Rev
oluon and its horrors John Laws Mississippi Huhee'
Pancs of A D. 1871. 1857 1874 1888 the Civh War B'r
War: Andersonvlle and Libby Prison cruel'ies the as
sassination Lincoln Garfield. Mckinney the thusaA'
nis-trIas OF great odenses political the tour o.
hanging judges England and Ireland the burning or
negroes in Uuited States: the very crimes % ths
negroes. all charged to human depraNS' anu al" jug "
spots the sun
Horrible, Damnabe'
A national apology should be made TO all erimfaiS'
and the sun should be arrested in his course me Az
mighty should indicted II this be baspheuly what
think We college professor who excuses crime lY
a .sun-spot' theory Who pleads for rottenness IN
and repeal all statutes against crime. during the suN
spot season.
spots may effect crops floods and kindred thinsf
but the sun does movements put into the hes
OF an honest desire commit crime II ue ~nie
changes men then by a parity OF reasons curing nv
"sun-spo season. preachers should become thieves
and all the thieves should occupy the pulpit haf3
known preachers who ought 90 have been IN tho 'pen
but occurred that spots on the sun h'A
anything do with Il. always supposed II was bt,i@
he 1T 10 De "a preacher. l.
Goldsmith said a preacher in his dag. that theses
who came to scor. remained TO pray"
In vein relating 10 the feenancleriug cpl
sodes these sun-spot pancs that heaven cannot pre-
vent: deplore: not that these unfor
unhappy misguided mortals are entitled 70 our
deepest sympathy. much man who from insanity
murders his family Those who feel bitter should read
UP on the theory After panic threaten bod
lily HARM states prison. etc etc It's wrong us inhuman
Oh stop, and hearken dit'y.
Though by panic you have lost purse;
This ''sun-spot' idea Is pretty
7 hope YOU not In future eurae
Oh, relent and De full OF pits.
Please 10 rough house make; "rzc no ftfee.
Think OF the misery 10 New Yos city
Reflect: tn might have made Il vo'sf
life has three PERIODS imaenatloH passion aad 70
Fiction.
is for the future. speaker Or the tpes-t'
draft drawn against time. the other lpa1a'ls
sight. the laurels % the latter eutrre bis ~ Hs
they bloom the grave q The former seaer'ot after
n is dead
a sta,esmens hear, should bis head. \ a'ors
head should De IN his heart.
There dog man u D. ~
watch dog. a rnastin buii cog. a efrHlei.. al iis
lap dog benchsg fysre "A Sea fssfialsnd - 4 -
herd doc bat aii TIE ssme iise daz there ~ 20
away bore. ard resi- natare e ths dts
~ shown Try take away bone taaf hlsnan o. \
10 - claim and TIE result
axed property for the purpeze = sss
alton ncacnfaI ilte ia rear and 80 buss
lu this everlasting atsuf fasss -
payers Fersgrsl progerfy ptTs
very little IL fas and 20 Hli
taxes Iav-rEazera usaf eaton sr prrrar-af
ave tearn ast fe4e-e aad laafs fSes
Get yoar rfDn N FnaHeI rfrasEl a-f $500 ia4xs
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