The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1903-11-19

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Boys. don't you know It's wicked to
fight1 Now II were you I'd kiss and
make up Say. wot do yous tlnk dis
is-a woman's clubY"-Life.
What Is the matter with Bills?"
worrying over business affairs" II
didn't know he had any business"
That's It. He sn't"-Indianapo
News.
Il don't want TO know how to make
money go farther he insisted. why
not?" Just because | personally find
1t too far Off as 1t s.o-Phlladelphla
North American.
Sharpe-Why, yes, l was at church
last Sunday. kloseman-Were you,
really? Strange | didn't see you.
sharpe-oh, not at all. took up the
Observation-Disclosures Press.
"Matrimony." unused the elderly
woman. "spolls many romance" In
that case" replied the younger woman
promptly, II would like to have a ro-
nance spoiled. n-Ghicago Post.
"Lemme once git my han ON de
chicken. wild a straight road befo' me, :"
says a Georgia darby, zen III settle de
race problem SO quick it'll make yo'
head m."-Atlanta Constitution.
Johnny-Grandpa have you any
teeth? Grandpa-No. my child. they
have all gone. Johnny-Then | think
I'll let you hold my nuts while | run
an errand.-Glasgow Evening Times.
How in the world did you happen
to buy three boxes of blackberries p
Il woman asked her husband, who had
been doing the marketing. Three for
a quarter the man replied.
Globe.
Mifkins-That scoundrel Jobson
called me an IDIOT! Bifkins-He didn't
prove it, did he? Mlfkins-No; but
Bifkins-Then I'd advise You TO let the
matter drop, or he might.-chicagc
Daily News.
so you're learning TO play chessF
said Maud. Yes answered Mamie.
The moves must be very difficult
Yes. But the worst part isn't the
moving. It's the keeping STILL
Washington Star.
He Explains. summer Boarder-I
thought your advertisement said some
thing about boating? Farmer-Oh, yes.
We have a boat and oars-only some
times the darned creek dries up
Town and Country.
Bachelor don't understand why
he wants 10 marry her. Why, she
hasn't any mind nj all. Henpeek-so
much the better Then she can't be
changing 1t every hour or sophia
delphia Public Ledger.
I'm told the climate here has great
health-giying properties said the Wis
ltor. What do you attribute It toY
We'll" replied the proprietor of the
health resort, 81 guess it's because I've
advertised It 50 we'll. Philadelphia
Press.
Didn't Pan 0nt.-Miss Towney in
search of the idyllie, at last meets a
real live shepherd1-Pray tell me. gen
tie shepherd, where is thy pipe? The
Gentle Shepherd left 1t at come,
mum. cause l amt got no baecy.-
Tit Bits.
Summer Man.-Jaek-Ho are you
going to spend the summer? Tom-I'm
going TO spend It travelling from one
seaside place TO another, until | find
girl worth a million or two who
wants 10 be loved and married for her
self alone-Tit-B
Now, boys said the Sunday School
teacher, can any of you name the
three great feasts of the Jewsfp
.'Yes'm. can" replied one little fell
low. VERY well, Johnny, what are
theyY' Breakfast, dinner and sup
per-" was the unconsciously logical re-
ply.
"Ah wish de mudders Oh dis congre-
CATION would bring deyr babies to
church wifi dem. Neyah mind how
young dey am, jess bring 'em erlong.
Ii dey am too young to appreciate de
significance oh de service, dey can. at
least, yell an keep de deacons awaken
Puck.
Auntie binding Jackie sobblng in a
corner)-Why, Jackie. what has hap
pened to make you feel so badly this
morning. Jackie-M-ma Missed
some Jelly. Auntie-Ho, no. | see.
And her suspicious fell upon you, Ell?
Jackie-No, auntie; II was her slipper
The. Boston Courier.
How long has this affair been build
ing?" asked the American tourist, as
he looked at Cologne Cathedral
about five hundred years answered
the guide. give hundred years. Why,
In Chicago we could put up building
like that and have 1t all to pieces, all
within five years. "-London Tit-Bits.
ITS funny our minister never gets
married." remarked the young hus-
band, who had just refused his wife a
bonnet, In his endeayor to change the
subject. ~ think he'd make a good
husband" "Well," replied the wife.
warmly. "he didn't seem to make a
very good one when he married u.s.
Tit-Bits.
Head Floor Walker (seyerely)-I
heard you tell the lady she would find
the ribbons at the third counter to the
left New Floor Walker-That's where
they are. Head Floor Walker-Yes;
but YOU should have told her to 90 TO
the right past the neektie bargain
counter turn to the left past the stock.
ing bargain counter. then three count