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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1903-06-05
Went to Bodeker.

ION the night of the 25th, which was
Tuesday, went to Detective Bodeker on
Second avenue and Nineteenth street and
asked him If he knew who robbed the
safe at the depot. He said he did not
know. I told him that I had pretty
good idea about 1t and he asked who
did IT, I told him to come with me and
I would show him. We went to the Fris-
co house and / carried him to Bibb's room
and broke the lock to the door and we
went inside.
I'VE examined all the drawers and the
hole In the floor and found a number of
stolen articles. I then told him about
seeing the man on his knees and described
the whole thing to him. then told him
who the people were that lived in the
room and he said we had better leave so
as not to attract attention and so we
could arrest the boys when they returned.
The next morning the two boys were ar
rested, and ever since that l have been
trying to turn up John and to find the
money. believe it is out or the city, al
though 1t may be here.
Blbb'o Charges.
THE charges in that letter are all stuff
and I deny them. 1t was written to get
even with me for telling the policemen
ana HnulnB so mucH ABOUT tue case. II
the Bibb boys and Williamson are so in
nocent, why don't they face me, as
have tried to get them to do, and why
don't John come back and face the
charges. I have never run away and
don't intend to do so. I am not afraid.
have my application in for a place on
the police force and want to become a
member of It. I never had sacks of money
or empty sacks sent to me out Of town as
some other people have done, and 1 am
innocent.
IT forgot to tell you about someone
shooting at me. l was sitting In the win
dow of the hotel next to the railroad and
some one shot once at me from pas
senger train or from boxcar. 1t was on
the afternoon that 1 went to Detective
Bodeker and told him about the money
and the burglary. That is all that I can
tell you about the burglary"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1903-06-05
Read Account Of Burglary.

ION Sunday morning. which was the
seventeenth I picked up The Age-Herald
and read the account of the burglary,
which was the first I knew of it. 1 at
once suspected the Bib boys and Will
hanson and on the following morning
went to Mr.. Carroll, who represented the
Constitution, and resigned, telling him
that I could not attend to two Jobs.
II was in room 80 and heard the two
Bibb boys and Williamson in the other
room talking. John Bibb said It was a
slicker job than the Solomon job
could tell he was talking by his voice, and
was able to distinguish the voices Of the
other two as / knew them well. Bennett
Bib then asked: Did you stop up the
hole In the ceilingT and John replied,
There is no use in that. 1t has been there
too long. I had straight view on the
safe On the same afternoon I heard
Bennett ask John: Have you brought
the blanket and plank down? and John
said 1t was no use that they could never
be discovered.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1903-06-05
CITY ITEMS.

Petition In Bankruptcy.-A petition
in bankruptcy was filed yesterday by
Neal Smith.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1903-06-05

A number of members of the local Turn
Verein will attend the annual Saenger-
fest in st. Louis this year, and special
sleeper will be put on by the Louisville
and Nashville on June 16 for their nc
communication
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1903-06-05

John Bibb went to bed as soon as you
did Wallace then told me that John was
to have stood watch for him that night,
and then Williamson claimed that he had
stood watch in Johns place The reason
remember the dates so well is that on
the fifteenth the electric company cut off
the electric lights from the house be-
cause John Bibh had tapped the wires.
The company said they would not pros
ecute him II he would come up on the
morning of the sixteenth, which was Sat
urday, and pay the bill.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-06

I I
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
PERSONAL NOTES OF INTEREST
Some of Those Who Came or Went
Yesterday.

Some of Those Who Came or Went
Yesterday.
20 per cent reduction on all Ham.
mocks and framed pictures for cash at
M. S. Holidays.
Mr.. Howell Lamar came up from
Savannah yesterday to spend q few
days in Americas.
j. B. W1nsIow, OF Greenville, Ga.
was visitor here yesterday, guest of
the Hotel Windsor.
Mr.. Crawford Wheatley left yester-
day morning for Atlanta, where he will
spend several days.
Mr.. E. A. Zimmerman came up from
Albany yesterday to absorb a little
thrill and enthusiasm.
Mrs. G. W, Council left yesterday
for Smithville upon short visit to her
sister, Mrs. A S. Ansley.
Mr.. j. B. Easterlin leaves today for
Jacksonville to take position with the
Seaboard for the summer
J. Fl. McClelland represented Daw-
son in Americus yesterday and was
guest of the Allen House.
Mr.. j. E. Sheppard left yesterday
for Buena Vista where he goes for a
day or two on legal business.
Hon. r. L. Greer, of Oglethorpe,
was in the city yesterday morning,
coming down on legal business.
Mr.. w. D. Moreland, to the great re-
greet of his many friends, is still i'll
with fever, improving but slowly.
City Attorney J. Fl. Lumpkin was
IN Atlanta yesterday upon important
business before the supreme court.
DIR. Lawrence Lee, a Savannah young
man and now of the staff of the New
York Hospital, is the guest of DIR.
Chas, Harold here this week,
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugo Heimer, of Chi
cago, are gnests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Marks this week at their home
on Jackson street.
Colonel Charles G. Johnson, impor-
ted direct from Columbus, charmed
his Americus friends yesterday while
talking lines of business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
Great Wash Goods Sale.

% pieces Light ground musIins
small neat figures and stripes regu-
Ter price TIC special this week at
BE-
10 pieces fine French B tiste
light and dark grounds neat floral
effects, worth 15c, special this week
at cents.
% pieces fine French Dimities in
polka dots, stripes and exquisite
floral effects, worth 15c, zoe, and
25c, all at one price special 1Oc,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
Dress Goods.

We have just opened lot of Creole Suitings
beautiful new cotton fabric, particularly desIraDle
Tor wash skirts in all the popular coIors yeryd
Hopsacking, a very desirable plain Oxford weave
COTTON Suting III navy blue, tan, green and black'
IOC per yard.
lotion VOilles, made and look like the 81 an"
ol' rs WOODEN fabrics, of the incest summer co.,
Ton fabrics we have shown, price heretofore So
1nls week they are 25C per yard. Black, navy '"n
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
IMPROVEMENT OF LEE STREET.
Action of Council Means Better
Walks There.

The action of the City Council in or
dering the paving of sidewalks on Lee
street, from the courthouse corner to
First Methodist Church is an impor-
tant work, already long delayed. Be-
tween the artesian we'll and Minis
store no street in the city is travelled
more, and the sidewalks there on
either side have ever been among the
worst in town. Lee street is now
neatly graded, and the improvement
of this one block, with the paving of
the walk from the Planters Bank to
the artesian we'll, Will render the work
complete. Now hurry up the paving
of Jackson street from The Windsor to
the Seaboard passenger station.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
Dress Goods Specials.

40 inch Navy Blue and Black
Wolfe, New and stylish for a skirt
or suit and sold for 65c specially
priced at 49c.
A inch Navy Blue Mistral cloth
soft clingy material exquisite quail
ity and worth 500 special at 75c.
80 inch Dark Gray Melton cloth
for Ladies walking skirts good
quality worth SOC at 29c.
SO inch Black albatross also all
the leading shades and sold regu-
larly at 60c special this week at
ACC.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
Startling Evidence.

Fresh testimony in great quantity is
constantly coming in, declaring DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption.
Coughs and Colds to be unequaled. 4
recent expression from T. j. McFar-,
land Bentorville. Va, serves as example.
He writes: 81 had Bronchitis for three
years and doctored ali the time with
out being benefited. Then l began
taking DR.. Kings New Discovery, and
a few bottles wholly cured me-" Equ-
ally effective in curing all Lung and
Throat troubles, Consumption, Pneu-
monia and Grip. Guaranteed by the
EIdridge Drug Stores, Trial bottles
free, regular g yes SOC and 81 90.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
Specials in Hosiery.

Ladies Fancy and Silk Embroid-
cred stockings in all the newest de-
signs and colorings worth up to 75c
pair special this week soc:
Ladies Black Lace Lisle Thread
Hose "Onyx Dye 6 different de-
signs to choose from also Plain
Gauze effects worth Soc to soc
special at Doc.
Children's Lace Lisle stockings
in Black, White, Pink, Blue and
Red, all sizes worth 35c now 25c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
GEO D. WHEATLEY. GEO. D. WHEATLEY.
Make Your Dollars Do Their Work.

That sounds sensible doesen't It, Sounds reasonable
too Dollars hard earned by most folks, hence 1t
but and right that they should be exchanged for their
full value The value you for dollar the bet
ter 1t has done its work. 'Plank your money" any
In this store and you don't get its full worth
every time. If any time you feel that you have goer
It's full WORTH then the money yours again for the asking
That's fair isn't it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
LITTLE TALES SLICED SHORT
Items Of Local News Boiled Down
to Four Lines.

items Of Local News Boiled Down
to Four Lines.
Buy Waterman's Ideal Fountain
Pen and join the society of Dip-No-
More. See window display and large
assortment at Holidays.
The unfed here scan the morning
paper religiousIy now, that they may
locate the scene of the next big picnic
and barbecue.
The ennui of summer, hanging like a
pail oyer Lamar street, was fractured
yesterday by spirited scrap between
two young men.
The north side of Lamar street from
George D. Wheatley's store to Hamp-
ton street, is to be granite curbed and
paved without delay.
A handsome young shoe salesman
here invested in marriage license yes
terday. Will the wedding march be
the Psalms of David?
Observation-Disclosures plum orchards;
what vista of ecstatic JOY and wild
delirium Of delight opens for the
school boy here today.
What about that sanitary inspector,
gents of the council? Is it not about
time to make raid upon the plgpen
and other death traps?
The prayer meeting of the Presbyte-
ran church will be held this evening
o account of the commencement ex-
g cises tomorrow night.
Now that the campmeetings and pic
MICS have had their run, the spring
chicken concealed in the bushes can
cancel his insurance policy.
The Fort Valley lynching was a sub
iect of very lively discussion here yes
terday, and the action of the mob in
hanging the negro deplored.
If there is any moisture in the eye
of the average school boy today when
school closes it will not result from
bidding his teacher goodbye.
Mr.. b. J. Methvin marketed here
yesterday two more bales of his last
years cotton crop. He still has on
hand and unsold fourteen bales.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
New LaCeS.

We are showing the most thor
oughly new and complete line
choice patterns in Laces, such as
Cluny, Point Venice, Point de
Paris, Arabian, Mexican, Valen-
cines, Torchon also Allover Laces
in White, Cream, Ecru and Black
at lowest prices.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
Driven to Desperation.

Living at an out of the way place. re-
mote from civilization, family is often
driven to desperation in case of accident,
resulting in Burns, Outs, Wounds,
Ulcers, etc. Lay in supply of Buck
lens Arnica Salye. It's the best on
earth. Csc at the Eldridge Drug Stores.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

$Ioo-Dr, E. Detchons Anti-Diuretic
may be worth to you more than 800 if
you have a child who soils bedding
from incontinence of water during
sleep. Cures old and young alike. Tt
arrests the trouble at once. 81. Sold
by the EIdridge Drug Stores, Ameri-
Gus, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
MISS MUNFoRD DIED SUDDENLY.
Beautiful Young Woman Who Was
Known Here.

Many Americas people learned with
deepest sorrow yesterday of the sud
den death of Miss Mary Munford,
which occurred at her home in Carriers
vile after brief illness. Miss Nun
ford had been frequent visitor here,
the charming guest of Mrs. Frank Har-
rold, and her beauty, popularity and
many accomplishment drew to her
many warm friends who sincerely de-
plore her untimely death.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

We offer Onehundred ITEMS Spring
Suits at the lowest price ever known
for fine suits. In the lot will be found
Cassimeres, WOrsteads, blacks and
blues, flannels, etc. They range in
value from So TO SIS, but we are go
ing to make quick sale of them and
offer your choice here rIonday and
Tuesday at $3.50. We cannot send
any out OF approval at this price.
One thousand Ladies' aIl-Iinen
Handkerchiefs, full regular size and
hemstitched; regularly sold at 1Oc;
very special here Monday and Tues
day at sc each.
Two hundred gross pure white
Pearl Buttons; three of the popular
sizes. No charge for the large sizes.
Never before offered for less than
lOc. We will sell them in lots of six
dozen, no more Or no less to a GUS
toner at the price rIonday and Tues
day the six dozen for 25C.
One thousand open and shut fans.
the regular 1Oc and sc grade; special
sale lots here Monday and Tuesday
at sc each.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

Phone or send your prescriptions to
Hudson's drugstore, Purest drugs;
skilled pharmacists, quick bicycle de-
livery.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

TO CURE a COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
e gnls SIGNATURE e4. a5o GM.>es,s-z~on.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
AN ARTIST WITH THE BRUSHES

Fine Work of Painter Commands
Attention.
The artistic work done with the
brush by MIR. f. Barnett, at Duncan 8,
cannot be surpassed for beauty and
symmetry, To such degree Of perfec-
ton has he brought this art that Mr..
Barnett has had his system copyright
ed, and is now giving lessons in sign
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
Notion Sundries.

Black Silk Lace Mitts, large variety OF Styles
ana lengths, ranging i'll price 35c, SOC, 75c 9l PSI
pair.
Handsome line of plain and fancy Belts silk Ill"
leather with new style buckles.
Extra values in Satin Liberty Ribbons, also i"i'
feta Ribbons, all the popular widths and colors
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

Feather busters, whisk brooms all
sizes and prices.
REMBERT'S DRUGSTORE
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

Mems high grade Madras Shirts,
over fifty new patterns; made of genu=
inc woven madras; all sizes, IA to l8.
regularly ST., here for the special sale
at OOC each.
Plain Colored Chambray, extra
width, full yard-wide; specially pric=
ed at 1Oc yard.
SPECIAL purchased Hemmed Huck
Towels, size 1890 inches; nothing
wrong with them except the price;
ought to be l5c; this sale &c.
Women's Chemise of good muslin
open front with yoke of fine embroid-
cry, and tucl<s, regularly sold at csc,
at soc.
Children's Drawers of muslin.
cluster tucks, all regular sizes, regu-
lar 25c, at lOC pair.
Mems Ribbed Underwear, shirts
and drawers to match, sizes 81 to A
regularly soc; at 25C.
Nottingham Lace Curtains, extra
wide $40 yards long, worth as usual
ly sold $I.5o; here at csc pair.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

500 Turkish Towels, bleached and unbeached
extra size and extra values, Ioc 5c 2Ocaud EACH
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

Extra quality 4O-inch White Lawn just received
1Oc and 1910 per yard.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
WARM SPRINGS, GA.
The Best Summer Resort in
the Southeast.

asssszsTsEs<zS ~a~f@--
Delightful mountain climate and
the finest bathing in America.
Sulphur, Magnesia and lion wat
erS.
Hotel with modern conveniences
and first class service at moderate
rates.
One week $11 to $12. By the
month SO to $12 per week.
Only 4 hours from Americas.
Write for booklet with full in
formation.
CHAS. L. DAVIS, Prop.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

200 Pairs Boys Wash Pants, ususalIy sold at
25c per pair; flyer this week they pair.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

Pieces bleached Table Damask, extra wide,
choice line of patterns, splendid grade of nen our
csc quality, but this week they are soc per yard.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

20 Dozen Boys Wash Pants, good styles, we'll
made, all the popular sizes, CSC and 35c per pair.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
Specials in Shirt Waists.

Made of fine white Lawn with
tucks and embroidery, fine colored
French Madras, and light weight
white piQue all sizes worth from
$1.5O to $3.50 each, we will put
them on sale Monday to close them
out at $1.00.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

For the next few days we shall offer unusual in
ducements and concessions in prices OIL our stock of
Ladies' and Childrens Slippers. We have too many
on hand and to all ladies who needing slippers
Tor themselves and children, this coming week we
VIII reduce our prices from rs to Csc per pair off the
regular prices.
In this Slipper stock we shall include every pair
OF Ladies' and Childrens ZegIer make in the house
and in buying these you know absolutely that there
are none better
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

One lot of Children's Wash Suits, this week at
just tribe over half of former price.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
June Business Bringers

IN order to open Up June business
in a lively manner. we offer the fol.
lowing specials for this week:
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10
2,OOO.Y yards Regular 8C Printed Dimites at $40 Yard

monday Will
8c This
at the ''"s
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-06-10

June Business Bringers!
In order to open Up June businees
in lively manner, we offer the fol.
lowing specials for this week:
25 Dozen Ladies' fast black Lace Lisle h.
Opened on Friday morning last, assorted pattarne
price of which 35c, but in lots of pairs we Will,
sell them for 1oc per pair.
One lot of guaranteed Black Taffeta Sill o.
IoOc grade, this week 63c per yard Remember tha
is sold with guarantee.
Our 81 grade Black Taffeta Silk absoIu+a,
guaranteed and our name woven on the 2eIvaoa os
every yard, this week zoe per yard.
One counter Wash Goods formerly lOc, l2bc and
15c, at sc per yard.
One case of large size, ready hemmed. extra
quality, white Bed Spreads $l.5O number, this
week O8c each.
5000 Yards Spring CaIicos our SC and &c grade
at $40 yard.
100 Umbrellas, made of fine grade Serge Silk
and mercerized wills select line of handles at CSC
each.
1000 Yards extra high grade Ginghams and
Madras Cloths, such usually sold at I2hC this
week they 1Oc per yard.
Pieces bleaChed Table Damask, extra wide
choice line of patterns, splendid grade of nen our
Csc quality, but this week they soc per yard.
vfr
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-07-17

TSere Is more CatarrA In TINS section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
incurable. For q great many years doctors pro-
nounced it local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be constitu.
:ional treatment. Halls Cstarrh Cure, man
ufactured by F. J. Cheney q Co., Toledo, Ohio,
is the only constitutional cure on the market.
1t is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to
a teaspoonful. 1t acts directly ON the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case it fails to
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad.
dress, F.J CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Eall's Family Pills are the best.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-07-17
Cause for Alarm.

"say, DOCTOR" exclaimed an excited
man as he dashed into the pill dispens-
er's private office, 81 want you to make
an examination as to my sanity"
"What reason have you fer believing
yourself candidate for the padded
cell'" asked the M. D.
Well, l happened to run across a
package of letters this morning that
wrote to my wife durin. our ccnrtship, +"
was the signifcent reply.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-07-17
A Quibbler.

"Would you quit smoking for my
sake?" asked she
Certainly" answered the Geld
blooded man; eff there was any occas'
ion for it But 1 fail to see why I
should begin smoking for your sake in
the first place" Washington Star
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-07-17
No Extra Charge Made.

"Wow!" yelled the victim. "See
here, barber! You've cut off part Of
my ear"
$50 have" replied the barber cool
ly, "but calm yourself. We make no
extra charge Tor correcting facial blem-
ishes. III trim the other ear down to
decent size too" - Philadelphia
Press.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-07-17
The Human Stomach.

Nature seems to have provided that
no poison which acts externally shall
have any effect internally and vice YER
ga. Thus the most deadly snake venom
can be swallowed with impunity, the
Juice of the stomach presumably decom-
posing it and rendering it harmlsss.-
Journal OF Science.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-07-17
xyou,d Help Her Out.

u;ram-You may stay until
Srs. oat IL is up, Bridget, but when you
your est west tell 81 you 1 won't be able to
|gO m'.s' , a letter of recommendation.
write yUu Don't let yer want Of eddi-
BTU brluSvr Simbarrass ye, madam. Oi'll
cA,lpD s'ts il fur ye, an ye can make yer
.,o,k to it.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-07-17
American In Oxford "Eight."

d. Milburn, son Of the we'll known
Buffalo lawyer in whose house Presi-
dent Mckinley died, is member OF
the Oxford boat crew this year. His
almost equally athletic brother has
missed the "eight."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-07-17
Western Ranch Engines.

The 60.horss power traction engines
u.ed on western ranches will pull SIM
ultaneously II l4-inch plows plowing
20 feet. Tho outfit will plow from 40
to 90 acres per day, or will plow, drill
ard harrow, all at one time, with prop
erly arranged tools, from 80 to 90 acres
ner day,-N. Y. Sun.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-07-17
Important Part.

"r trust" said the wardboss, "that
:, viii n be able to roll up a handsome
~'' "G don't care whether it's handsome
., tot. "replied the candidate, "just 80
ia majority"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-07-17

Husband-Don't you think that you
are rather unreasonable to expect me
to take you to a ball, stay awake until
o'c'nck and then get up at 8 to go to
my work?
Wife-I may be little unreason-
able, but it's perfectly brutal of you to
mention it.-New York Weekly.