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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
RETURNED FROM
THE MAJESTIC.
Quincy Ward BOcse Representing
The Executive Committee, Goes
East Tonight Well Pleased.
COL. Parish AS CEN. MANAGER.
Will Soon Take Active Charge Again
Senator Lewis Declares the
Cactus is Wonder.

Senator A. b. Lewis, general manager
OF the Royal Imperial mines Of Besver
county, accompanied by quincy Ward
Boese, representing the executive COM
mittee OF the Majestic Copper company,
c. J. Caughey. former secretary Of the
same organization, and William A, Far.
IRISH, general manager OF the Majestic,
returned from the south yesterday
morning. n The gentlemen an returned
well pleasd with the conditions found
nj the Majestic. and spoke IN loud praise
Of the work done there by acting Gem
eral Manager Kinnon at the mines and
smelter. Col. Parrish has been absent
from the properties for some time, and
he was gratihed to note that there had
been no disappointments IN the devol-
opment OF the properties during his abb
sence. While the coonel's health Is NOT
back TO its normal condition since hls
late Illness, he will be back In the har-
MSS again In about two weeks. In the
meantime he will make dying trip 10
California, The smelter Ii doing splen-
did work. and while the present one Ia
only experimental II will probably re-
main In commission for some time TO
come.
Mr.. Caughey, as well as MT BOese,
were as well pleased as anyone could
be, ard Will return east tonight with
such q report to shareholders that Will
certainly insure the financing of the
mine upon much firmer basis than
ever before. The gentlemen say that
spirit of unity IL now prevalent among
the stockholders. who have been at outs
heretofore and all realize that the time
has come for them TO put their personal
differences to one side and all pull to-
gether for the common good OF the
properties.
Upon invita- ton OF Samuel Newhoufe
the party visited the great Cactus mine.
In spekanig OF the Cactus this morning
Senator Lewis declared that II IL simply
wonder. and says the nattering re.
PORTS sent ,out concerning Its propor-
tIons have never been exaggerated in
the least Mr.. Newhouse has made the
statement that the Cactus is the most
wonderful mine with which he has ever
been connected Notwithstanding he
still owns n large amount OF stock in
some Of the biggest properties In Bling
hem. The body OF ore encountered
some time ago. Senator Lewis says
has been cross-cut for a distance Of l05
feet on the 600 foot level. with no lndi-
cation, az vet Of the opposite wall. II
Is a marvellous body Of ore. The same
vein has heen opened on the 100 foot
level OF the Comet mine now being
operated by Senator Lewis and ASSOC
clates.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
LORD woLSELEY'S BOOK.
He Puts Forth His STORY of a
Soldiers Life"

London. Nov. 15.--Gen. Lord Wolse-
ley's interesting volumes, consisting
of his story Of A Soldiers Life" pub
lished here, bring the story OF his ca
reer only up to the Ashantee war, but
incidentally they are strong attack
on the administration and defense OF
the branches Of the service. Lord
Wolseley describes England AS the un-
ready nation" and says;
I'VE ore never ready for war, yet we
never have had a cabinet which would
dare to tell the people this truth. Our
absolute unreadiness for war Is known
TO all our thoughtful soldiers, and
,ubt all the details which 20
60 make up the face are duly recorded
and docketed In the war office Of every
nation"
Lord Wolseley adjures the "lconoclas-
tic civilian officials Of Pail Mall 10
keep their hands of the regiment, and
strongly denounees the present sys-
TEN of appointing civil war officials. un-
der which, he declares, 1--WE shall never
have an army ready for rapid mobiliza-
ton" He thinks that some sort Of
compulsory service Is necessary.
Among the interesting reflections
scattered through the book In the ex-
preston OF the writer's opinion that the
Chinese are the most remarkable race
on earth and are destined To be the
great coming rulers OF the world.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
WEEK in STOCKS
OPENED BADLY.
Pennsylvania, Which Was the
DiscOuraging Feature Last Week,
Still Under Pressure.
MARKET MADE SLIGHT RALLY.
In Railroad List Dealings We're Small,
High Priced Spccialties Receiv.
ing Most Attention.

New York NOV l6-The tone OF the
opening stock market was decidedly IT.
regular. Pennsylvania WAS under contln-
ued pressure, and was forced down Il on
sales Of 1000 to 1850 share blocks. West
ern railroad stocks and United States
Steel preferred were offered down with
the cncuuragement Of Pennsylyanias
weakness Losses reached | 10 Ia for
Pennsylvania. Baltimore q Ohio, Read
Ing. Norfok Il Western, 81. Paul United
States steel preferred. Louisville y Nash
vile ANA Tennessee Coal Prices recover
ca slightly before II o'clock and the rally
was held United states steel preferred
was Did un to 81 Another decnne 10 u
ia United States steel preferred inter-
rupted the recovery when however was
resumed. Pennsylvania rose a traction
ever last weeks close and other losses
We're generally retrieved. Manhattan
brooklyn Transit Metropolitan securities,
Toledo 81 Louis y Western and Anal
gamated Copper gained to | u Amagl-
mated Coal lost b Reports Of additional
gold for import helped the market
Bonds were steady at noon.
Dealings were small Ia the general rail-
road list the high priced specialtes re-
ceiving the most speculative attention.
Pennsy lvunia met considerable stock
changing hands. Metropolitan street Rail
way extended its rise 10 ll4A and Sugar
rose IA Atchison preferred advanced a
point
Prices touched the top level for the day
after o'clock. Western Union, Colorado
Fuel and New York Central rose point
or more over Saturday; Toledo. st Louis
Western g the preferred >, and Metropoll-
tan street az. The close was steady
Close--MOney on call firm, bub11 per
cent; closing bid 5. offered at 5h per
cent.
Time loans duh and firm 90 days, 6
per cent; 20 days and six months, 5ha6
per cent.
Prime mercantile paper, 6 per cent.
Sterling exchange stronger with actual
business IN bankers bills at i$.S5ufS36l
for demand and at iT9.15nAl99O for 70
days
Posted rates. 4Si and 4Al7
Commercial bills, iIsi1.
Bar silver. bsN.
Mexican dollars 44A.
Governments, easier; railroad
bonds. Irregular.
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NEW YORK PRODUCE.

New York, Nov. 6.-Wheat-Receipts
2Ss, 10 bushels Quiet and fairly steady
December was stronger than the later po'
sitions on covering December, SssqSoM
May, 81 i3-l6gS2 Lie
Butter-Receipts. $500 packages; firm
Creamery, l6q22iR, state dairy, l540,
Eggs-Recepts. $500 packages; strong
Western, 22n3Q.
Sugar--Raw: nominal Fair refining. 81
centrifugal, e6 test 80; molasses sugar, 3
Refined quiet Crushed. $50; powdered
40; graduated, 40
Cofiee--steady; No Rio, 81.
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PRODUCE
CHICAGO,

Chicago, Nov. l6--December opened u
shade lower to shade higher ut IN to
ia, and seon sold on to '6x but later
rallied to H.
Cash: Wheat--No. o red. 50; No 3, red.
sQQsl No. q hard winter, so, No. 3, do
DO. 20. No. 3, spring. 7l97S,
Corn--No. 2, 4l&Q42. No. .. AN.
oats--No. q 3s43Sis; No. 2, 32g3sh.
Close; Wheat-Dec, ,InSi%G7e'si old, TON;
Corn-Dee.,. ii%AilH; jan. 4oA; May.
IiL5; July, 4iA.
M34h July, S2as.
Pork-Jan., iLi7ls; May. ll.57h
Lard--eDc.. 6I2i4; Jan, 6,6lls May, SO.
Rbs--Jan, 6.O7ls; May, GIN.
Ryc--Dec. SLY
Flax--Cash northwest, 100.
Tlmothy-Dec.. 295.
Clover-Nov, 1880.
Barley-Cash 36li5S
December declined to 76h, closing at
7G%qT6is, a loss Of v.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
A STRIKE IN THE o. X.
A Drift Opens Up ore which Gives sensn'
tional values.

A fine strike OF red oxide copper ore
has recently been made In the o. X.
claim Of the great Majestic company.
The ore was discovered in drift
which was driven from the cave. The
drift Ia at the present time following
two feet OF this ore which will average
between 90 and 80 per cent copper.
The whole extent OF this ore body has
not yet been determined, but taken IN
connection with the fact that a number
OF very rich pockets and pipes OF ore
have been discovered in this portion Of
the mine, the strike IL an important
one. The smelter Is now doing great
work and shipment OF rich matte Will
be the order OF the future.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
COLORADO COAL STRIKE.
Operators and Miners Show No
Sign of Weakening.

Denver, Colo, Nov l6.--Gontrary to the
expectation that obtained on Saturday,
the northern Colorado field, the opera
tors proposition to ooncede an eight
hour day pending the result of the strike
i'm southern Colorado having been reject
ed by the miners Information from the
southern field is TO the effect that Meth
err the operators nor the strikers show
any signs OF weakening and prolonged
struggle Is now expected
Because OF lack Of coal owing TO the
miners strike the Rocky Mountain Pa
per company has closed Its mills for an
Indefinite period throwing over 200 per-
sons out Of employment.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
LIVE STOCK.
CHICAGO

Chicago, Nov. i6,--Cattle = Receipts, 40
900, Including 5000 Texans; western,
steady. Good to prime steeds, 1905, 0Oi
poor to medium. 325al,loi stoekers and
feeders, 200a4.O0 cows. l.j0q4lO; helfers,
2OOlIi75; Gamers, 1 500 30; bulls. 2OOdIi5O;
calves, 25O6f7 25. Texas fed steers. 2.15p
355, western steers, S.0OH450
Hogs Receipts today, 5000; tomorrow,
5000; market steady Mixed and butchers,
i50a4s5, good To choice heavy, i.0qi&;
rough heavy. t3Ogi.6i light tS0qiI5,
bulk of sales. i60ulsO
Sheep--Receipts, 5000, sheep and lambs,
lower. Good to choice wethers, S.5On48;
fair TO choice mixed, 3.OOGS5O, western
sheep, 2.25Ni00; native lambs, SIbaS 10;
western lambs. S.i5q5,S.
OMAHA.
South Omaha, Nov .--Cattle--Recelpts,
$500; market slow to 10c. lower. Native
steers, 9.1OGi5. 80; range cows and heifers
225d321, western steers. 3.0Cq4.25, Texas
steers, 2i5u3.6j; cows and heifers, 2.75st
$50, Gamers, 15On2lO; stockers and feed
ers &0n40O; calves, SOOu5.Oi bulls, stays,
Hogs Receipts. $500; market slow to SC
lower. Heavy, 4i5d45O; mixed 45oGi IS;
light 1904 i2iR; pigs, i'cSui,7o; bulk of
sheep~Receipts 10000; market steady.
Westerns 2.70d3.eo; wethers. 3.20a3 40;
ewes. 2.50d3,O0: common and stockers, 2.t
$3.50; lambs. 3,50m475
KANSAS CITY.
Kansas City Nov. 1G..-Catte-Receipts,
1900, including zoo Texans; weak TO
lower Native steers. 2l5n525; Texas and
Indian steers, 1.15QS25; Texas cows l.ao9
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
SLOW ON THE EXCHANGE.
Prices SIN Have Downward Tendency
And Few orders Were FILLED.

Not much Improvement was noted on
the mining exchange this morning.
Some OF the stocks appeared to be a
little sitter but upon the whole the
slump continues. Daly-West went off
few points and was sold at $4,000
fiat. Daly-Judge changed hands at
about the old figures. the last sale be-
Ing at $3.50 Sacramento was some
thing OF feature and was dealt In to
the tune of 5000 shares going In several
lots at from 23A to 23M. Grand Cen
trail was held firmly at $500 at the
regular call but handed out 100 shares
at 1890 on the open board. Appar-
emily the brokers had but few orders
to I'LL and the market closed upon the
following quotations.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
MORNING SALES.

Carisa, 1900 at o.
Daly-Judge, so at $50; 100 at $3.50.
DAILY West 40 at $500.
Sacramento. 300 at 23h: 1000 at 23A
200 at 2S% 500 at 23h.
Star Con, 800 az 25N.
New York, 500 at l4is; 200 at Il,
OPEN BOARD.
Daly-Judge, 100 at $50.
Grand Central, 100 at 80
New York. 800 at 1874.
Tetro, 1900 az 25%
Wabash, 1900 at 5.
REHABILITATION
Regular call, 1890 shares sold, bring
ing 100000
open board, 4.4oO shares sold bring
ing si.950,75.
Total 1880 shares sold, bringing
S5.s7SI5.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16

225 native cows and heifers. i.25q4Q0;
stockers and feeders. 2,60q4,0; bulls. l.5oQt
2.Ibi western steers, 22li;tO calves zeV
@G.0O. western cows l,o0Q275.
Hogs Receipts. 5000; market steady.
Bulk OF sales, t.5oW4.s5; heavy, i.iOg4S0;
packers, 47Oq4S0; medium, 4s0a49o; light,
l.S0Ni9sis; workers., 4Oa4sils; pigs 400
lS7i4
sheep-Recelpts. 5000; market steady.
Muttons. 2l60d395; lambs, 2.9QQo.3O
range wethers, 2l0g325; ewes, 22S4SB.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
NEW MACHINERY FOR BECK.
". n. Peck TO Install a 800 Ton Plant
Al the Old Producer.

The old Bulllon-Beck mill will be
put In operation by the Arst OF tho
complng year. w. II. Peck who has
grade ores, has ordered machinery and
will commence It's installation within
the next few days The mill will have
capacity OF 800 tons per day and
viii give employment to about 10 ment.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
Ar THE UNCLE SAM.
President and Manager Inspect Mine
The Mil Soon Ready for Work.

Manager Chapman and President
bern OF the Uncle Sam inspected that
mine Saturday Both gentlemen are
very pleased with what they saw at
the property, and say that the amount
OF milling ore In sight assures the run
ming OF the mill for some time to come.
The plant at the mine Is well along and
will be turned over to the company by
the contractor by the last OF the pres
ont month.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
Ore and Bullion.

The ore and bullion settlements re-
ported by Mccormick e. co. late satur-
day evening were az follows: silver.
lead. gold and copper ores. $4,000:
base bullion s2Si00; gold bars, $4,000
making total OF $4,000.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
ISAAC M'KAY HERE.
Is General Manager Of the ronopah' Hal.
flax Mine.

Manager Isaac Mckay OF the Tono-
pah- Halifax mine OF Tonopah, Nevada
IL in the city for the purchase Of sup
plies and to consult with representa-
lives OF the company on other matters
connected with the mines lie says
that things seem TO be picking up at
the camp, and that the survey OF the
sodaville & Tonopah railroad is near
w completed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
MIliSi5Eayl!EIIER R E!!o! 6RAx9l
Mo dpANfDiI' w E51EERRNA@
Current Time Table.
In effect June 2lst. 1903.
LEAVE sALrLAkH or,

LEAVE SALT LAKE oirY.
No. 6-For Grand junction. Dem
yer and points east, ,,,.,,,,, $40 Am.
NO. 2-For Provo, Grand June
Nor and points east..,..." ....... s,i5 pm.
No, FLOR Provo, Grand June
ton and points east. ......,,u.. $50 pm.
NO, lO-For Bingham, Heber.
Lehi, Provo. Manti, Marysvale
and intermediate points, ......... 500 am.
NO. s-For Provo Payson, Eure-
ka and intermediate points,.... 500 D IN.
No. li-For Ogden and all inter-
mediate points ....,.,........,,... $40 I'm.
mo- s-For Ogden and the west, DO D IN.
NO. For Ogden and the west. las I'm.
NO. b-For Ogden and the west. $3.50 am.
No. 102-For Park City and all
intermediate points ..........,.. s.iB am.
ARRIVE SALT LAKE OirY;
No. i2-From Ogden and all In
NJ terme Slane points s'c6 am.
-, ton are the east ........,..... $40 am.
No, l-GiJm Provo. Grand june
tion and the east .......,r,,... l:as p IN.
No. S-From Provo, Grand june
ton and the east ,.........,.... II AS D. m.
No. e-From Provo, Bingham.
Heber, Marysvale and interme-
dIate points ...,...,...............6 800 p m.
NO. s-From Ogden and the west 500 am.
NO 2-From Ogden and the west Sl5 p m.
NO. 4-From Ogden and the west $40 pm,
No. From Eureka. Payson,
No. f0l-From Park City,...,.,.. b;l5 D. m.
Perfect Dining Car Service.
Ticket Once. 1903 w Second South St,
Postofiice Corner. Phone eS.
l. A. BENTON.
Cen Act Pass Dent
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Time Table
In Effect May |,
1903.
.|i

ARRIVE
From Ogden. Portland, Butte.
San Francisco and Omaha'..... u" IN
From Ogden and intermediate o.,o -
points ..............,...'.''.''. '''' va" "
From Ogden, Cache Valley. CHI
cago. ST. Louis, Omaha, Den "A, :,
yer and intermediate points 'H'oi Pun
From Ogden. Chicago. st. Louis,
Kansas City. Omaha, Denver
and San Francisco .......'.''.' VI" pm
From Ogden, Cache Valley, Butte.
Portland. San Francisco ".'.'' s'lo Pun
DEPART.
For Ogden. Omaha, Chicago
Denver. Kansas City and BIT. ,.
Louis neutrality-suspicious. ''" "T's
For Ogden. Portland Butte, He
lena, San Francisco and inter-
mediate points ..,,...,.,.''''''' s'so a-"'
For Ogden. Omaha, Chicago
Denver, Kansas City. ST. Louis
and San Francisco ,..,.,....''''H'oV pm
For Ogden, Cache Valley. Den
YER Kansas City, Omaha. 81.
Louis and Chicago ......"...' oao pm
For Ogden Cache Valley. Butte.
Helena, Portland San Francis
CO and intermediate points,. .H;T An
T. NJ. SCHUMACHER. Traf, Mgr.
D. Il. hurley. q. p. q 7. A.
d 8. SPENCER. A. @. p. q 7. A.
City Ticket Office. 20i Main Street
Telephone $50.
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Shot His Wife, Then Suicided.

Sioux City, Ia. Nov l6.--James Dunn,
a saloonkeeper, shot and perhaps fatally
wounded his young wife because she re-
fused to live with him. and then shot
himself, dying almost Immediately.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
PARK CITY UNIONISM.
Two Notices which Caused Some Excite.
ment nj the Old Camp.

Two notices have been posted In
Park CITY, which prove to be OF eonsid-
cradle interest to the miners 81 that
camp. one is from the Park City
Miners union and is in q measure
coersive. The other Is signed by Man
ager Bamberger of the Daly-West mine
and speaks In no uncertain tone, The
two notices are given In full below,
and speak for themselves:
Hall OF Park City Miners Union No.
IA, w. r. OF NJ, Park City. Nov 2,
Dear Sir; At the regular meeting
of Park City Miners union, No, IA,
w. l.. Of NJ. held on Saturday evening,
oct. 81, 1903, II was unanimously voted
to notify all men who have their APP
plicatlons for membership In this
union for period OF two months or
more. that II they do not appear for
initiation by Nov rs, 1903, they will
be declared unfair TO organize labor
branded as scabs and treated ms such
You are one OF the applicants referred
to. BY order Of
Jos. T. LANGFoRD,
President;
ED r. BOYLE,
Financial Secretary"
Park city. Utah, Nov H. 1908
ITO Employees Of Daly-West Mine and
Mil aud the Quincy Mine.
"Gentlemen' With reference to the
above circular issued by the Miners
union, ! wish to state that no dis
| elimination will be made by this com
pany by reason of employees being
members of non-members OF union
| Further, | desire to state most en-
| phaticaly and wish IL to be clearly un.
derstood that any cmploye using
threats or coercion against, to or upor
any fellow employe, TO induce him t,
! Join or not TO Join any union, will b,
summary dismissed and instantly dis
| charged from the employ OF this COM
pany. j. r.. BAMBERGER,
president and General Manager"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
WOOL.
ST. LOUIS.

ST. Louis, Nov. l6.--Wool. nominal Ter
ritory and western mediums. lSql9 fine
medium l5ai6 fine. l5al7.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-11-16
OGDEN AND RETURN
Only s1.o0.

Tuesday Nov. II, Special train 7:15
p. M, via Oregon Short Line. Leave
Ogden returning 1890 a. M, mid
night)
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1903-01-16
THE SPIRIT WINTER.

The Spirit of Winter is with US,
making its presence known in many
different ways-sometimes by CHEEKY
sunshine and glistening SHOWS, and
sometimes by driving winds and blind.
ing storms. To many people it seems
to take delight in making bad things
worse, for rheumatism twists harder,
twinges sharper, catarrh becomes
more annoying, and the many symp-
toms of scrofula are developed and ag-
gravated. There is not much poetry
in this, but there is truth, and it is
wonder that more people don't get rid
of these ailments. The medicine that
cures them-Hood's Sarsaparilla-is
easily obtained and there is abundant
proof that its cures are radical and
permanent.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1903-01-16
NOS
public cost. Now, just a word or two
as to practical results.

public cost. Now, just word or two
as to practical results.
A few days ago was visitor to
one of the great modern farms Of West
ern Nebraska, a farm of $4,000 or
10000 acres, which has constructed its
own irrigating canals, its own electric
power plant, its own telephone service
of forty-odd miles Of line. The farm is
devoted to the culture of alfalfa, wheat
and corn, and to the breeding of i'm
proved strains of cattle and swine.
Of course, the work must be and ID
intelligently systematized and manag-
ed; the whole scheme works with the
precision of clock In speaking of
the difficulties encountered in his work
the manager complained Of dearth
trained men to conduct the several
departments.
''Why not go to the agricultural
COAlCSCS lOI dShCu"WulCu
made him smile.
"Do you happen to know of an un-
employed agricultural college gra-
duate?" he asked. II wish I could
find him. Why, there are hundreds of
farms like this one scattered all through
the West, which are continually hunt
ing orjust such men-men with scien-
tific training coupled with horse sense.
They can command salaries that
outrank the incomes of most profes-
ional men. I have men here to whom
l pay salaries of 81 200 year, besides
an interest in the profits; they make,
on an average, S., 900 EACH"
Not bad for a farm hand, is it,
Boston Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1903-01-16
FROM PUBLIC SCHOOL
"EXERCISES."

The bell brings another silence.
Mary gathers new set Of impedi-
menta and seeks the place assigned.
While she corrects exercises she keeps
an alert eye on the studying of the SO
over whom she presides.
The exercises are not wholly cheer
ing.
"Apherbility," she reads, sis the
state of being an apherbile."
"Afferbility is the state of being in
sane on one snbject only"
"Serenade, greenness as of grass"
"Reverberation, is when it is made
again into verb.'
"The equator is menagerie lion
running around between the North
and South Pole"
"They climbed Vesuvius to see the
creator smoking"
1--WE celebrate the Fourth of July
because Jesus bids u.s."
vengeance. Def'n, a mean desire
to pay back. Hush, Vengeance is
mine; will repay, saith the Lord"
"Ingenious, stupid person, from
in, not, and genious, a smart person"
"Discretion, difference of sex be-
tween animals"
"The early Brition wore skin; he
tied it at the waist. He wore legions
on his legs. He had eyes of a blue
shade which plainly showed his semi
civilization. He wore on his feet
mocassions or scandals"
The blue pencil poises itself. "My
heart will cease to propitiate when I
die" is plainly palpitate, but why sere-
nade--and discretion?
Some of the most unaccountable and
freakish mistakes she copies in little
book to make merry the heart of an
invalid at home. Before them on the
same page are:
"Grand opera. The only Grand
Opera l know is Wang"
"The Te Deum is Grand opra."
"The British museum is the princi.
pal building in Paris"
/" Aristides was q god: he was the
female god of Phenicia.
"Hannibal was an early Greek ex-
plorer who wrote book called Herod-
itus."
Virgil was Vestal Virgin"
"As | roamed in the deep woods I
saw herd of greyhounds hunting for
prey"
"Julius Caesar was the mother of
the Gracchi. - Worlds Work.