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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-02-01

is proposed to take some public notice OF
the date, We shall never have any more
OF Pepys Writings than Mr. Wheatley's
edition OF the Diary gives US. since the
unpublished passages In Ms are absolute
ly unprintable. Pepys' library at Magds
lon College, Oxford, remains in the old
presses mentioned In the Diary asJ
ordinary satisfaction; so that think 1t
Will be as noble closet as any man
hath" There are three thousand vol
umes.
Here Is part Of the ''Kipling Process
sion" which Mr.. Punch" says was o
feature Of tho Dunbar ceremonies;
Soldiers Three.
The Oaf bearing the Mud
The Chief lingo bearing tho Banjo
The Fool bearing tho T,lannh.
The Cat who walked by himselL
Bodyguard Of stall1y & Cp,
A Dukes Son. A. Cook 8 Son, a Son OF q
Hundred Kings"
The Creole population OF New orleans
Is very much down" on George w Ca
ble-who ought to have known better.
This time It Is the local chapter OF the
United Daughters OF tho Copfederacy.
that is taking turn at him me occa-
sion for the express CD dlshKe oI tne ue-
tradtor OF New Orleans Creolea was the
naming OF the Louisiana booth at the
Rtchmond Bazaar to be held shortly. The
Arrangement COMMITTEES in Rlohmond de-
cided to call the booth "O1d Creole
DAYS" in honor OF Cables famous book
of Louisiana stories. Against this seleo-
ton. the Daughters stood to unit, and
In the heated discussion which arose
some strong denunciations We're handed
: ,l,tn thxar
In "old Creole Days as IN tho Gron-
dlgaines Cable uses mulattoes quad
Rooms and Creoles as equivalent or SINH
lar terms. plainly giving It as his be-
lief that New Orleans Creoles were OF
mixed blood. In tho storm OF criticism
which his works called FORTH Cable
found It Impossible to live in New Orr
leans ana moved to more congeniu
cline, The present turn down is but
one Of many, prompted by popular ha-
tired Of the author.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-02-01

OF course MANY Of us have friends In
Louisiana who axe Creoles. They are
Just as pure-bloodfd as We are. Creole
means to the Latin races almost what
Richmond ladies' who proposed to cali a
booth at the Bazaar A"Old Creole Days.
meant to compliment the I.ouislanians,
never auspeat!ns, probably. the Insulting
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-02-01

der perception Of the wants and capacl-
ties OF q child's mind-have not been
wanting. and that 1t will BIO widely well
coined as a good work done in good
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
Whu Thau eff

Leslie w. Quirk in %Lippincott's Maya.
zine: This talk about perpetual motion :"
said the colonel, as he seated himself ir
the office of the hotel with an air of pro.
prietorship, this talk about perpetua,
motion always reminds me of a little Gu.
riosity along similar lines out in the
canyon OF the Colorado river. Want te
hear about it?
THE river out there, you understand
slides along between w walls of SOLID
rock. Well, one day an eastern chan al.
lowed his boat to drift over a sharp poin,
ana ne was dumped into the river. The
water caught him up and carried him into
the heart of the rocks. Well, gentlemen
that poor chap called and called for heir
as ne swept down the river. He might
nave known that only the rocks could
near him, and that no human being could
aid him. Just the same he called for heir
again n again.
NOW, in one part of the canyon botl
sides of the river are solid rock. sort O.
scooped out, and coming together, almost
at the top and bottom. Concave? Yes
thank you, that's the word l was tryins
70 recall. Well, gentlemen, that poo:
eastern chap came to this place. He wa.
still calling out in a scared voice. Help
help! Naturally, the rock on one sid,
caught up the sound and sent it back a,
an echo, strong and clear. This echo re
bounded from the opposite site and cam.
back to the starting point Just as loud al
as when 1t first-first-well, echoed.
An gentlemen, you can believe me O,
not, but it's a gospel fact tina the ech,
has been r~ebounding from wall to wall
like a ping-pong ball, for nearly ten year,
now; just as loud. just as natural. al
when it began. Yes, sir. and. What
not going, gentlemen, are your"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
They "Waited" and "Saw.~

Warren's Corners, N. Y, April 20.
and see-you're better now, Of
course, but the cure won't last"
This was what the doctors said to
Mr.. A. B. Smith of this place. These
doctors had been treating him for years
and he got no better. They thought
that nothing could permanently cure
him. He says:
MY kidneys seemed to be so large
that there wasn't room for them, and
at times it seemed as if ten thousand
needles were running through them. I
could not sleep on my left side for
years, the pain was SO great in that
position. I had to get up many times to
urinate and my urine was sometimes
clear and white as spring water, and
again it would be highly colored and
would stain my linen. The pain across
my back was awful. 1 was r~ayenously
hungry all the time.
after I had taken Dodd's Kidney
Pills for four days my kidneys panied
me so bad I could hardly sit down.
On the morning of the fifth day 1 felt
some better, and the improvement con-
tinued till | was completely cured"
LAS this was months ago and I am
still feeling splendid, l know hat my
cure was permanent and genuine"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
Catarrh and Hay Fever.

= popular in many Ice. les as Ely's
'reams Balm solid. 1t is prepared for
Use in atomizers, and is highly priced by.
hose who have been accustomed to call
.pon physicians for such a treatment.
Many physicians IRE using and prescribe
ing it. All the medicinal properties of!
The celebrated Cream Balm are contained
in the Liquid form, which is Is cts, in
OF by mail. Ely Brothers, Sc Warren
street. New York.
Messrs. ELY BROS.:-I sold your
Liquid Cream Balm to Mr.. VIM. LANDER
ton, 1415 Delachaise street, New Or
leans; he has used two bottles, giving
siM most satisfactory results.
GEO. w. M'DUFF, Pharmacist.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24

Landor, the poet, says in one of his
sweet little sonnets: "We are what suns,
and winds, and waters make u.s. but
unfortunately sun will scorch, winds
Will roughen, and waters will not remove
the injurious effects of the other two
upon the lovely complexion of the fairer
sex. For ages chemists have tried to
distil from herbs and minerals an elixir
OF beauty, but they have failed, and it
was left to modern times to find a cos
metic which should remove every specS
ana blemlsh, and leave a soft and pearly
loneliness, upon the toughest skin. Gou-
raud's Oriental Cream does this, and
while so perfectly harmless that spring
water is not more so, it has Il magic in
huence upon the complexion which can
not be over estimated or believed until
To our lady readers we simply
say, would you be as lovely as kindly
Nature intended? Then use the Oriental
Cream.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
Yours for GsAHead'
BRL2VO zSEZZZER,
Boegs' Choice.

Atlanta Constitutions: Speaking Of
quaint, self-written epitaphs, here is
n left by a countryside poet who vol
unfairly 'shuf11ed off" for reasons
therein appearing:
Here lies Bill Boggs, who all his life
Was henpecked by a shrewish wife;
To rid himself of her, he hurled
His spirit to another world.
Good Lord, If them cannot be given
Separate places In Thy heaven,
Thy will be done. and all is we'll
Give fearful Boggs a place in h"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
The Trial Was chanued.

Judge: You should endeavor to
keep up with the times" we say to the
seedy stranger.
Sir" retorts the seedy stranger. "at
n time / was away ahead of the
times. and, to my sorrow, the times re-
fused to follow my trail, but turned to.
one side, leaving me marooned, as you
see.
Continuing, he would have expatiated
upon his perpetual motion machine, but
we hurried on.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
His unIueky lapse.

Judge: II had q good job last sum,
mer, but lost 1t on account Of my foo
Observation-Disclosures" said the Door olt
Seldum Fed, pessimistically. Il wa,
actin as de echo fer a mountain hotel.
an I done all right till one moonlighl
night, when a smart guy from the civ
hollered Hello. SMITH Durn me!
forgot meself. an answered hack
Which Smith do you mean?'
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
Possessed.

Kansas City Journal: The Minister
who has narrowly escaped being run
over)-What is the matter with that man
that he dashes through the public streets
in such a reckless manner? Is he pos
aessed OF a devil?
His Daughte"-Yes- of a "devi, wa CON
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
She Was a BirG.

Judge: Amos" sighed Mehitable
scruggs, doesn't the spring bring an
Inspiration to your soul?"
"Mebbe it does, Mehitabel," answered
Amos Medooney.
Doesn't it bring to you tender. soul
full, thrilling thoughts when you see the
little birds making their nests and
choosing their mates? Doesn't it make
o think of a nest for yourself and
and-and"-
"Mehitabel!" gasped Amos, reaching
for her hand. you've got me up a
tree"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
A Mystery Explained,

Baltimore News: don't UNDER
stand said the Ignoramus at the acad-
emy,why they always put the bald.
headed up in the front row
q THAT'S easy butted In the usher.
They put EN- up there so they'll be
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24

CAMBRIA, Observation-Disclosures to taking
the sample Of Doan's Kidney Pills I could
scarcely hold my urine. Now I can sleep ali
night and rarely have to get up, and that ach-
ing across my back a little above my hips is
~gone.-IsAAC w. STEPHENS, Cambria, Wyo.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
AS 1t Struck Aunt Rachel.

Chicago Tribune: Society Bud-Aunt
Rachel. how do you like my low neck
dress?
Elderly Relative (~horrifed)-Low neck9
Child. 1t hasn't any neck at all!"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn?

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, a Iowder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Buniens, Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
The Explanation.

Chicago Tribune: Proprietor (of dafr1
lunch counter)-I notice you always brink
a magazine of some kind to read wher
you come here to eat.
FREQUENT Guest-Yes; 1 use it as an an
aesthetic.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24

Wine 125 years old will be served to
guests at the prospective wedding of
Reggie" Vanderbilt and Miss Alice
Nelson. The rare old stuff was in the
Arthur T. Kemp family for man years,
but is now owned by Miss Nelson.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24

Russia will send her Siberian exhib-
its to the worlds fair at ST. Louis
through the agency OF the East Chinese
railroad.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
d H.rdshsn

The il comes bowling down the street
10 make discomfort Quite complete:
And when July has blossomed eair
we scarce will set q breath Of air.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
Why He Grew,

indianapolis Sun: Little Tommy, when
told he was growing too fast, said:
Yes. l think they water me too much.
Why, l have to take a bath every morn
ing"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
Better Than Electricity.

New York Weekly: Agent-Wouldn't
you like to have a burglar alarm put in
your house?
Mr.. B~inks-Don't need it. I've got a
wife.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24

ROSE GLEN, Pa, March 90, 1903.-The free
trial of Doan's Kidney Pills have been of great
benefit to me. Since using themI have no oc-
casion to get up SO often at night. My COM
plant affcctedth bladder more when catching
s~old.-JosEPH LEprERAL. :
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
L AGE r

Sick Kidneys make people look older than they are hasten the evening
days OF life; faHen the marks of premature old age. The world over
Doans Kidney Pills is the recognized Kidney Specific.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24

GALEsBuRG, ILL, March 80, 19O3.-Thc sam
pie of Doan's Kidney Pills came to hand. l
also got one 5O-cent box from our druggist,
and am thankful to say the pain across the
small OF my back disappeared like a snow
ELMER WARFEL.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24

Aching backs are cased. Hip, back, and
foin pains overcome. Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
They correct urine with brick dust scdi.
ment, high colored, excessive pain in pass
ing, dribbling, frequency, bed wetting.
Doan's Kidney Pills dissolve and remove
calculi and gravel. Relieve heart palpita-
tion, sleeplcssness, headache, nervousness.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24

JUNE TINT BUTTER CoLOB
makes top Of the market butter.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
Comparisons.

Chicago Tribune: Girl with the
Clara Morris Eyes-It is true your chin
is a little more shapely than my chin.
but vol nose can't hold a candle to
mine.
Girl with the Viola Allen Voice-Oh,
then your nose is celluloid. is it?
Mrs. WinslOw's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
%teething; softens the gums, reduces Inflammation, al.
lays pain, cures wind collie. Is ccntS q bottle.
Needed Regulating.
Chicago Nesw: Elmer tagged 5)-Mamma,
my stomach says it's time for dinner.
Mamma-Well, dear, go and see what
the cook says.
Elmer Ga moment later)-|The cook says
my stomach is ten minutes fast.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24

SALEM, MASS, March 81, 1901 received
the sample of Doal's Kidney Pills, and with
the use of one more box from my druggist l
am entirely cured Of a very lame back.-W.
A. CLEVELAND.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-04-24
P II.

IN THE SHADOW OF THE BARS.
The landlord of the Bluehall inn of
Exton was doing In a corner of his
cafe n morning, modify meditating
on the dullness OF business and the ap-
palling temperance. of the natives, when
he was startled by a deep voice calling
out:
Waiter, pint of champagne!"
MI. Peter Bowersox was on his feet,
rubbing his eyes, and wondering Ii the
voice was a part Of his dreams. Not
since he had started In business in that
too abstemious village had any one sur
prised him by such an order. He
looked expecting to find a bediamoned
traveller who had strayed into his inn
for want OF a better. but found himself
facing a small, gray-bearded man, clad
In a s~nuff-colored suit. His hands were
red and knotted. he wore a shocking
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-11-05
Anderson-Clifton

Mr.. L. C. Anderson and Miss
Mollie Clifton we're married Tues
day night at $50, at the resi-
dence of Mr.. Joe Bradfeid, Eli
der B. f. Wilson officiating.
The bride is one of Roswell's
~prettiest young ladies and on
the evening of her marriage, in
her dainty dress OF cream silk she
looked beautiful indeed. The
bouquet Of white chrysan-
themums she held being typical,
it seemed, of her pure christian
character.
The groom is in every chs a
worthy young man and the
many friends OF both, who gath
cred to see them married were
sincere in the many good wishes
expressed for their future happi-
ness.
Delicious refreshments were
served and a delightful evening
spent by all present.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-11-05
What is Fortune Telling?
What is PaImistry?
What is Phrenology?

Fortune telling is the art of de-
%lineating character. to tell the past,
present and future. and if practiced
Alright does as much good as refig-
ion; but if practiced wrong does as
much harm as murder.
Palmistry is a science and a stu
dy of the lines in the hand and the
hand as a whole. Phrenology is al
SO a science and a study of the head
and the bumps thereon.
But Palmistry is more adapted to
the reading of ones life than any
other mode that I know of. because
there are more nerves leading from
the brain to the center or palmies
plesus of the hand than any other
part of the body.
There is not a motion that the
brain does or thinks that the hand
doesn't do. For instance. if you
should think about a man across the
street the hand would naturally
point or move in that direction.
There are no two hands alike. Ev-
cry hand is different. even your
own, and the lines come and go,
change as your ideas change. No
man can tell a lie n keep his
hands open. You can take a say
age and look in his hand and you
will find three lines. heart. head and
life lines. You can take a baby two
months old and you will find the
same three lines. which goes to
prove, as folks say, that the lines
are not caused by opening and clos
ing OF the hand. Take the baby.
and IS it grows older and begins to
have a mind of it's own you will find
more lines begin to show. Every line
has a meaning. still no one line
means any one thing. Everything
proves itself in Palmistry.
Palmistry is more adapted to tell
ing Of your past, present and future
than Il mode that I know of be-
cause if you cant see the lines with
the naked eye You can use a magni-
flying glass. whereas in phrenology
the representations depend on the
sensitive touch Of the fingers. and if
there is a large growth of hair if is
very hard for him to determine ac-
curateLy. But in PaIuic+rv vo,, 49,
and seeing they say is believing.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-11-05

There is a group of islands to the
south of New Zealand called the Sis
tiers. or Seven Sisters, which are re
puted to be subjected to a practically
constant rainfall. The same may be
said of the islands and mainland Of Ii
ezra del Fuego, save for the differ
nee that the rain often takes the form
Of sleet and snow. On a line running
round the world from 4 degrees to 8 or
8 degrees there are patches over which
rain seldom ceases to fall. This is
called the zone of constant precipita-
ton" but at the same time there are
several localities along with it with
very little rainfall.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-11-05

Fresh confectioneries and groceries
always on hand.
If j. IL. HAMPTON.
TheO Burr of Dexter, was here
yesterday.
For Rent:-Ofice space, apply
10, w. 2nd. ISL tt
DR.. Moneyham of Hagerman,
was in the city yesterday.
Allen J. Robi ison of New Or
leans. is a Roswell visitor.
We have the DR.. Prices new
breakfast food-the best on
earth.-Western Grocery Co.
DR.. Prices Wheat Flake Gel
cry Food, p%alatable, nutritious,
easy of digestion and ready to
eat.-Western Grocery Co.
D. Harkey, the cattle inspect
or who is employed by the South
west Texas Cattle Association,
was in the city yesterday and
left on the evening train for his
home.
MI. J. E. Hunt is in from the
mountains today. Mr.. Hunt is
in charge of the Mescalero Min
ing properties. He has brought in
some very fine specimens. The
Mescalaro Mining Co. is boom
ing.
c. w. King and family of We'll
Kansas, arrived here
last evening. They will remain
here at least for the winter, and
in all probability will become
permanent citizens. MI. King is
manager of the Long-Bell Lum-
Der Co. at Wellington, Kansas.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-11-05
Lightning Franks.

1.-THE most beautiful display of light
ming or atmospheric electric currents
which it was my good fortune to wit
ness says a resident Of Quebec. was
out on the BEAUFORT flats, near Quebec,
when two electrically laden clouds, as
though two trees, their heads toward
each other and their longer branches
interviewer, kept ON for more than ten
minutes, interchanging horizontal flash
es Of beautifully colored fire, not one
Of which ever reached the earth, while
occasionally a fash would shoot up
ward as If toward some cloud in that
direction"
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-11-05

Prof. Tooley will open up his
Dancing Class again next Mon.
day night. viii give his frst
lesson Monday night. Any one
wishing to join the class please
call at the opera house and reg.
lister his name before Monday at
II O'Clock. VIII give you ten
lessons for 50, the first month.
Private lessons, a speciality.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-11-05

Herbert J. Hagerman. member of
the Territorial Board of Louisiana
Purchase Exposition Managers, has
sent by Wells-Fargo xpress to the
st. Louis Cold Storage and Refrig-
Grating Company Of st. Louis eighty
boxes Of selected apples for exhibit
ton at the opening of the Exposition
on May LIST. text year. These ap-
apple being double wrapped in in
dividual papers and placed one by
one in the boxes and surrounded by
was done according to the directions
of the Horticultural Committee of
the Exposition by Mr.. Edwin Greene
superintendent of the South Spring
orchards. About fifty boxes of the
apples are from the South Spring or
chards and the others from the l..
F. D.. orchard. the Barnett orchard
and the farms Of w. G.. Urton and
Charles de Bremond. The shipment
includes the following varieties; Ben
Davis, Wine Sap, Gano, Akin, Nam
moth Black Twig, Geniten, Shock
ley, Guinea, Newtown Pippin and
Lauver. They will constitute part
of the Pecos Valley section of the
New Mexico exhibit in the Horticul-
tural building.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-11-05
Alum Baking Powders.

There are so many alum baking
powders about. most of which are
represented to be made of cream OF
tartar, that the following list of pow
ders in which chemists have found
alum will be of value: K. c.. Calumet
and Bon Bon.
The housekeecer should bear in
mind that alum makes a cheap bak-
ing powder. 1t costs but two cents
a pound, while cream of tartar costs
thirty. The quality of the powder
is. therefore, usually indicated by
the price.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-11-05
Brother of R. E. BaugIlman.

j. D. Baughman OF Pulaski
City, Iowa, VINO has been visit
ing his brother, r. K. Baugh-
man of the Roswell Drug & jew
ellry Co. for some days, left on
last evenings train for his home.
This was his first visit to ROs
well and he was highly pleased,
He is engaged in farming near
Pulaski City.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-11-05

Valley. first-class improvements,
one mile from town; has perpet-
ual water right. Must be sold
in next 10 days. See
Nov. ) At r. II. MCCUNE.