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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-10
II WOrlxcI.

A London commercial, who had
very ruddy complexion. after work
ing" Glasgow, had some time to wait
for his train at st, Enoch station and
bethought himself of n little joke.
What is the name of this station.
my good man. he asked Of n porter.
"St. Enoch station, sir"
A few minutes later he met the same
porter and said:
"What did you call this station, por
ter?"
"St Enoch's. Dae ye no see the
name abune the hotel there"
Just then the train was shunted in
and our English friend got comfortably
seated in a third class smoker along
with few more passengers Of the
male persuasion.
"Thcsc railway officers are about the
worst ! ever came across. They can't
be civil" remarked the Londoner.
That's Il confounded lee" said a
Scotch farmer.
"Well" said the Londoner, "I'll bet
you 10 bob | don't get civil answer
from the first porter l ask question
of"
"Donew replied the old farmer.
Looking out of the carriage window
he spicd his green friend, and, calling
him over, asked in his most polite tone:
'Would you kindly tell me the name
Of this station, pOrter|
Gang ava, We bacon faced old buf-
fpri PIT Vpr daft held I'M" was the
answcr--Tit-Bts.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-10
He Got the AUTOGRAPH.

A small boy once saw Charles sum-
ber's frank on public document. and.
avarlcious Of autographs, straightway
sat down and wrote TO him, saying:
"By the aid Of Webster's Unabridged,
the Latin and Greek leXicons and the
assistance of my high school teacher
have made It out TO be your name. II
that is so and you can do 1t again,
please do It for me-" The senator,
amused by what the flippant people In
these days would call the gall of the
youth, replied: Il am glad" he wrote,
"to learn that you have so many helps
TO education. II was my name. l can
10 It again. and here II Is. Yours very
truly. Charles Sumner"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-10
The Gorilla mt Home.

The late Paul du Chaillu, the ex-
plorer, introduced the gorilla to the
western world. No one believed his
first account of the finding of this fe-
rocious creature. His books on the
subject were ridiculed and his lectures
unattended. Now everybody knows
about the gorillas. The small boy who
longs to be mighty hunter dreams
delightedly of them along with lions
and elephants.
Gorillas are not carnivOrOus, though
they are none the less dangerous on
that account. Few beasts have an
uglier disposition. Their habit Of ad-
vancing upon their foes roaring and
beating upon their hairy chests with a
reverberation like drum is well
known, but the story of their hiding
I'm tree tops until some unwary native
passes beneath. when, lowering
dreadful hind leg and clutching him
around the neck with sinewy, finger
like toes. they draw him up to be de-
vourcd, is little Overdrawn.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-10
The Tepid Bath.

A tepid bath at about 90 degrees
Fahrenheit, taken just before retiring.
In tub where the whole body except
the face is immersed. is an excellent
substitute for sleep, says Henry Ben
nett Weinburgh in Perfect Health. To
be exact, he says it is the only substi-
tute known to science for natures
sweet restorer. Il have known cases
of prolonged and chronic insomnia to
be cured by this form of bath. Sleep.
with the exception of the heart beats.
is Intended for perfect rest. The bath
above named will come near enough
producing this result TO answer many
months for sleep in cases Of insomnia"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-10
N#ss RAILROAD.
May II, 1908.

NNand AFTER above date until further
~ notice TRAINS will arrive and depart
from CUMBERLAND as follows
Main Line.
EASrBoUNn.
Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia and
New York Express:
No. 4. arrives 2:3O a. M. leaves 2:3S Il. m.
No. 10. Observation-Disclosures. leaNeS -:-n H. III
No. g. arrives 7:5l a. m. leaves S:ll Il. m.
No. >. arrives sis a. m; leaves 81 a. m.
No. 6.................... leaves 10 r. III
M - arrives 1929 D. III. leaves lO:41 p M.
*Baltimore and Way:
M, leaves 3:15 p. m.
Express
No. 46. arrives 6:l7 pm leaves 6:35 p. m.
*Grafton and Way
No. - arrives 7:25 p. m.
No. 6.,arrives 1859 p. m.
wEsTBoUNp.
Pittsburg Express:
No. o. arrives lbs a. III.
Pittsburg Limited:
No. II. arrives $50 a. IN.
Cincinnati and st. Louis Express:
No. 3. arrives 5:25a. m. leaves 5;32a. M.
*Parkersburg, Wheeling and Way:
No. 1..................... leaves Hooa' Ill.
Express:
No. II. arrives 9l0 a. III.
No. 50. arrives 2:35p. m; leaves 3.05p M.
No. 5..arrivcs 2:55 p. m
No. I6. leaves 3l0p. m.
*Grafton and Way:
No. 5.leaves 4;30 p. III.
Cincinnati and ST. Louis Limited Express
No. l..arrives SD p. M; leaves S:2S =. IN.
Chicago Express:
No. 7arrives 1910 p. m; leaves 1880 p. M.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-10

Bessie. name one bird that
ls now extinct.
Little Bessie-Dick.
Teacher-What sort of bird Is that?
Little Bessie-Our canary; the cat ex-
tincted him.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-10
The walking Act.

A little girl was asked 10 write an
essay about man. The following was
her compositions: MAN Is n funny ami
nal. He has eyes to see with. hands TO
feel with and Is split up the middle
and walks on the split ends."-Glasgow
Times.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-10
Copyright 1901, by Caroline Wetherell
-: + +. 49,: + ::

The Sorghes heard
profound delight something clothed
"1eIIo!" exclaimed
Now tell And
The Sorchies word,
Candy chapeon
am Tommy Binks. little boy" he smingy
questioned
o
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-10

Within winkng found his wish granted
Which frightened him much he till with fatigue he painted
He then sleep changed
As small he as fairies though far from half WISE
He walked ard walked and all fororn,
Until the Sorghes
And said Tom, together think
Oh something drink"
the Sorghies likewise honey,
And these they kindly although
Then declared friends with
A larger party thought, would a better show.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-10
Pittsburg Division.

EASTBOUND.
No. 10. Express arrives Z:lb a. H.
No. i6. Express arrives b:oo y. H.
No. l6. Cumberland III. arrives $40 p. III.
No r.. Limited Express. arrives 1912 p, m,
No. II. Mail ............ arrives 10 p m.
No. g.. Limited Express. arrives l2:4I =, III,
For leaving time see same Express numbers
eastbound on Main Line.
wEsTBoUND.
No. O.. Express ........... leaves l:33 a. III.
No. II. Pittsburg Limited leaves loo Il. III.
No l3. .Connellsville Ii. leaves 40 Il. III.
No. n. Chicago Express leaves 9:20 II. III.
No. 40. Mail .............. leaves 3:l5 p. III.
No. 5..Chicago Limited leaves 3:O5 =, III.
For arriving time see same Express num-
bers westbound on Main Line.
*Except Sunday. Nos ; and 6-Grafton
and Way, will not be put on until June 20.
No. 40 is IA local train from Cumberland to
Pittsburg, and No. II from Pittsburg to Cum
berland
Through tickets, east and west, for sale at
Cumberland. NJ. {. CLAkkE,
g. l.. POTTER, Ticket Agent.
General Manager ID. b. MARTIN,
Nav % Manager Passenger Traffic.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-06-24
GIVING THE HORSE A SHOW.

Considering that the horse had been reegated to the
bone pile by those persons who happened to have the
price of automobile, the friend of to be
doing pretty well, thank you.
The horse and his arstocrac family received all the
adulaon and applause there coming last night at
the horse show, which opened most auspiciously
Ihe horse himself seemed to be altogether obvlous
to the fact that he belonged the discardhat he had
lived too long and had Mapped the horseess He
there III all the pride of ancestry that
denIable. He paraded in all the bravery of who
knows he is the observed of all observers
Pretty women, handsomely gowned. and who
inclined the airs of the connosseur Of
horse flesh contributed the glorcation of the
1t proud day night, for the horse and he bore
his hOnOrs without bushing.
1t is pretty good sign of the times that people
have the means and disposition indulge in horse
show. 1t is a good thing for the public mind and de
light to the public eye.
That the horse show bids fair to be success from
every point of view is matter for congratulations The
of the horse the better and women we
inclined to be, and if all other shows elevat
ing as the horse show would be the better off.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-06-24

lecturer paid III the winter season shut-in West
town provided food for thought and conversation
last the remainder of the year And it nourishing
and well seasoned food too rule. Today, that
Western town, or its prototype, devours all the
books the periodicals and the newspapers WE'LL but
has no time for conversation and mind for thought
FOR while this is book it is not booksh age.
1t is not probable that the lecture bureau will be
viyed though its will be retained to cover multi
tude OF sins in the way of budding elocuonists
ogue artists, music "prodiges" and mpersonators of
both But the lecturer whose scholarly eoquence
impaired to the spoken language elegance that
NOT characterize it today has gone to return
less printing of fashion and the general pub
lie is again forced to listen rather than to read
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-06-24
THE PASSING OF THE LECTURE BUREAU

The recent death of Maj. James Burton Pond the
well known lecture bureau conductor again calls at
tenton to the fact that the lecture bureau considered in
the strctes meaning of the phrase practically thing
OF the past America much to her lecturers of
other days and incidentally, her debt to those who ar
ranged what regarded rich literary treats
Is not small But the newspapers, the cheap magazines
and the inexpensive books for long while silent but DO
tent rivals of the platform speaker gradually ousted
him from the rostrnm.
Occasionally lecture is arranged for TO-DAY and If
the lecturer has accomplished something that entities
hun to tame, or if he has achieved notoriety peon1e
Hook to hear him-out of curiosity But for anv mes
sage he may have, the public not whit This in
d1erence is not always due lack of appreciation of
me man himself the part of the general public Only
that public knows that his message will undoubtedly he
published IN fulfil indeed it has not already been nb
shed-n the magazines and that it will be able to read
the message there at its leisure And the lecture tour
merely an aftermath OF some eccenrcity or notoriet On
Inc part OF the lecurerand it be regretted that tbe
theater is not the only institution recruited hv such
the public IN the columns of the daily papers has q.
ready been surfeted with the tales of that eccentrc;t
notoriey There nothing new for it to learn If has
only visual curiosity to satisfy
The newspapers, the cheap magazines the In
expensive books not to be condemned GER
tainly, but surely the passing of the lecture
bureau and with it, the lecturer deserves the
tribute of sigh. The visit the old time
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-06-24
SHALL MEMBERS OF
CONGREGATIONS TEACH?
New Phase of the Anti Catholic Move
ment in France.

PARIS. June 2S.-The debate in the
chamber of deputies on the govern
ment bill, preventing a secular mem
Der of any congregation to teach in
commune where he had taught as a
member of congregation before the
expiration of three years promises to
be exciting. "A counter proposal today.
simply forbidding former members of
congregations to teach. was referred
to the educational committee by 462 to
122 votes, and is thus buried. 80,
M. Leroy (Radical Republican,
moved counter proposal, merely re-
curing schoolmaSters and school mis-
tresSes to hold certificates of compe-
tency, not mentioning the eongrega-
tlonal questions. The chamber refused.
213 to 266. to refer this to the educa-
tlonal committee, thereby inficting a
partial check on the government.
Premier Combes left the defense of
the measure to M. Vale, the minister
OF justice, who insisted on the necessity
of arming the government with a new
weapon against the congregations be-
cause the law was being evaded Two
thirds OF the unauthorized schools, he
said, continued in operation, and when
the police appeared they We're told that
the members of the Congregations We're
secular1zed and a letter from the bishop
certifying to the fact was shown. In
reality the only difficulty was that the
teachers wore ordinary clothing in
stead of the religious garb.
A noisy and disorderly debate fol-
lowed and lasted until 1880 o'clock to-
night. The majority finally drowned
the voices of all who attempted to
speak against the measure, thereupon
the entire body of the, Right left the
hall, but returned in time to take part
in the vote, which resulted in the adop-
ton of the bill by 329 votes to 66.
The chamber also passed a resolu-
ton authorizing the dissolution of such
congregations as eyaded the law by re-
opening their closed establishments
with new set of teachers.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-06-24
YANKEE WARSH|PS
ANCHORED AT KEEL
Prince Henry Entertains Visit
ing Officers and Emperor
Is En- Route.

KEEL. June 23.-The United States
european squadron, Rear Admiral
Cotton in command reached its an
chorage opposite the yacht club house
today. The fleet commanded by Adni-
raj Prince Henry of Prussia. consisting
of eight battleships and Six cruisers
saluted the American vessels, and the
band OF the German flagship played
America" Hundreds Of the towns
people gave detached, irregular cheers
as the squadron arrived.
Prince Henry sent his navigating Of
fcers and the captain of the port down
the bay early in the morning to meet
the Americans. They met the latter at
Oflateau as the squadron was firing
its first salute off the fort of Fried
richsort. The flagship Kearsarge
swung into her mooring next to the
place reserved for the emperor's yacht
Hohenzollern. followed by the San
francisco, Chicago and Machias, all
the German ships being dressed in the
visitors honor and flying the Stars
and Stripes.
The commanders Of the American
ships then called on Prince Henry,
who Immediately returned their calls
The Stars and Stripes We're also raised
over the yacht club and on the hotels
in the vicinity.
Admiral Cotton and Rear Admiral
1emphlll, commander of the Kear-
sarge, and all the other American COM
manderS also called on the eight Ger
man admirals and vice admirals sta
TONED in this, the greatest stronghold
of German sea power, and afterwards
received their return calls Most of
the afternoon was spent in calling and
receiving calls
Prince Henry simplified the inter
change of calls by suggesting that
Rear Admiral Cotton, his staff officer.
III nj L J,iI1
the captains of the American squadron
should meet him. his staff and all the
commanders of the German ships on
board his flagship, Kaiser Friedrich
Ill Prince Henry then returned the
call on Admiral Cotton and talked
nan hour with him The prince exam
lned the outside of the Kearsarge'S
double turret. but did not go inside,
as there were seven German admirals
on shore duty who We're waiting to
visit Admiral Cotton. Prince Henry
complimented the American officers on
the smart appearance of the squadron.
Admiral Cotton and the CAPTAINS OF
the American vessels will take lunch
with Prince Henry and Princess Henry
tomorrow
The following nobilities arrived to-
day for the regatta: United States
Ambassador Charlemagne Tower.
United States Consul General Frank
Mason. the Prince and Princess Of
Pless, the Princess of Thurn and Tax
is. Baron Louis RothschiId, Achmed
Bey and Baron and Baroness Echard-
stein. Mr.. Goelet's thirty footer, Swan,
the only American-owned boat enter
ed in the regatta, has been exercising
over the course in the lower bay since
her arrival here last Friday Her own
er is assisted in sailing by Hopkins
Smith, who. with Uncle Sam, won the
cup given for boats of her class in
1S0z Emperor William will arrive to-
morrow on the Hohenzoliern.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-06-24
THE AFFRoNr TO COL. J. HAMILTON LEWIS

what doth it profit man to have his whiskers ex-
cite the admiration and envy of friends and neghbors if
the stranger regards them evidence only Of that
verdency which associate with farm life? Thus Col
J. Hamilton Lewis whose hrsute adornment formerly a
glory, has become object of querulous questionngs
and painful doubts. For the colonel because of his
whskers has been taken for farmer and Boer and he
whom the Windy City has always considered fine ex-
ample of the urban swell" sits in and pom
ders the irones of life and the holowness of fame
The case of Col Lewis is but another proof of the
truth of the homily that what has been mans prop
may become his ptfall Whiskers cannot make the man
of course but Col Lewis enemies have been slow
assert that deprived of his chin adornment and hrsute
breasplae the colonel would pass unnoticed in crowd
that smooth-shaven, his outward appearance would
veal nothing that might be mistaken evidence Of
inward greatness But while it is that the Per
slams say, learn the truth from enemies
knows what degree of truth represented in this
ton Of Col Lewis enemies for the that nobody
has him without his wskers. That he relied
them, TO great extent, to fix his place in the world
cannot be doubted They represented for him flames
hall mark valuable in themselves, but precious
what they represented.
But. Col Lewis whiskers possess significance other
than individual In cleanshaven age he has chung to
what once considered a mark of viri1ity. Back
woodsmen today retain their whskers because are
uxures and barber shops far away. The bewhiskered
Col Lewis however, is evidence that the bearded gen
teman has not become totally extinct The time may
when like the bearded lady, he will be found only
in museum, but long Col Lewis retains his
whskers and remains in Chicago that danger will be
averted.
And fortunately for those who believe in whiskers
Col Lewis has evinced intention of having them re-
moved in spite of the insult Indeed view of the fact
that the man who took him for farmer and Boer has
apoogzed it probable that the Colonel will endeayor
to forget the incident Yet his faith his whskers has
undoubtedly received rude shock is probable that
he will continue to feel certain pride in them but It
not probable that he will by them hereafter as do
the Mohammedans by the beard of their prophet
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-06-24
TODAY'S WEATHER.


Enthusiastically cloudy Wednesday.
PROBABLY showers in west and south por-
tlons; cooler in northwest portion. Thurs
DAY far; fresh north to east winds. be-
coming variable.
Upper Michigan-Showers Wednesday.
Thursday probably fair: fresh northwest
winds becoming variable.
Wiseonsin-Fair Wednesday. Thursday
FAIR IN north; probably showers in south
portion; light to fresh winds, mostly north
North and = South Dakota-Showers
Wednesday; warmer.
Iowa-Showers Wednesday,; fair In
west; showers in east portion Thursday.
Montana-Showers and warmer Wed
nesday in north and west; fair in south
portion. Thursday fair. -
st, Panl-Y esterday's temperatures,
taken by the United States weather bu,
reau, st. Paul, w. E. Oliver, observer for
the twenty-four hours ended at o'clock
last nfght-Carometer corrected for tenn
perature and elevation. Highest tempera,
ture, Y; lowest Temperature. 81: average
temperature 81; daily range 81; barorn-
eter. 20 81; humidity SO; precipitation,
%; p. m temperature, 20; 2 p m wind,
north; weather. partly cloudy
Yesterdays Temperatures
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-06-24
HORSE STOLEN FROM
SALTWATER FOUND
Was Driven Hard and Turned Loose
and the Buggy Was Broken.

The police were yesterday looking
for someone who. on Monday evening,
took E. ]. Gillespie's horse and buggy
from hitching post on North Main
street, while Mr.. Gillespie was at work.
The horse was traced to a point west
Of the city limits. where the buggy
collided with a farmers rig and the
driver was thrown out. The horse was
found at Lily lake, where it had been
turned loose. The buggy was broken
and the horse showed evidences of
hard driving.
The water in Lake ST. Croix and its
tributaries is falling very rapidly. and
drives that have not yet reached New
erS' dam will be hung UP for time
at least. Musser Sauntry & Co.'S Eau
Claire lakes drive has been hung up
at Kettle river rapids and cannot be
moved on the present stage of water.
The river is so shallow above Still
water that it is almost impossible for
naphtha launches to make the trip from
here to Taylor's Falls. The register at
the Pontoon bridge indicates less than
five feet above low water mark.
Joseph II. Norton. St. Paul, and Miss
Mary M Mullaney, who gave her home
as Silver Bow county Montana, were
married by Judge A. E. Doe, Of the
municipal court.
Judge Williston. of Red Wing. was
III 1AlC EllS yeSlSIudS ana pTCSlQeQ at
a special term of the district court.
Matters of minor Importance were con-
sidered.
The Atwood B sawmill is to be oper-
ated with night and day crews after
July 10, Mr.. Atwood finding it neces-
sary to add a night crew because of
increased orders for saving. All of
the sawmills on the St. Croix are doing
good work and have large contracts
Members of Germania lodge, Sons of
Hermann. went to Lake Elmo yester-
day afternoon to conduct the funeral
of Carl H. SEVERN, who committed sui
eide by hanging. The remains were
brought to this city for burial and a
short address was made at the grave
by f. G. Neumeier, formerly grand
president of the Sons of Hermann.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-06-24
sSOaCALLED PAPAL BULL OF Z
SIAWOI
Z - ! ADRIAN Nv. is SPURIOUS
Prof Oliver ]. Thatcher,z Studies
Reach This Conclusion.

$. CHICAGO, June 23.-The> papal bull
known as '1audibiliter," over which
controversies between historians have
been Waged for seven centuries, is not
genuine, according to the announce
ment of Prof Oliver ]. Thatcher, of
the University of Chicago, in a paper
Just published from the University
Press. The laudibiHterG so-called from
the occurrence of the Latin word in
the salutation, has long been supposed
to be a grant made by Pope Adrian
~. comforting on Henry II. of England
the. island of Ireland ITO hold in fief.
Prof. Thatcher SHOWS shat the cues
tlon OF the Offering Of Ireland to Henry
as lief and the question of the gen
uineness of the bull are not the same
Iaudibi1iter cannot have been writ
ten, says Prof. Thatcher, "by one who
knew what was essential to such a
document. 1t is merely a Latin exer-
else of some twelfth century student
who was practicingdin the art of COM
position and for this purpose chose to
lmperSOnate- Adrianl1Va'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-06-24
POPE LEO'S LATEST
MESSAGE TO THE FAITHFUL
Christian Laws Are Undergoing DELHI
crate Retrooression. He Saws.

ROME, June 23.-Following is a
summary of the allocution which the
pope delivered at the consistory. which
was not cabled yesterday: The pontiff
said he was obliged again to call at
tentiosi to the difficult position of Ca
tholicism and to point out that ma
licious sects were spreading in every
country, and that Christian laws seem
TO be- undergoing deliberate retrogres-
sion through the efforts of men of de-.
plorable morals. This state of feeling
modified customs and influenced legis-
lation in connection with public insti-
tutions. Philosophy. the fine arts and
literature were also turned to sacri-
legious purposes aas
The sinfulness of evil-doers could
not Illustrate the will OF the Almighty.
but their arrogance paved the way for
great n1fsfortunes. The pope conelud-
ed with an earnest appeal to the faith
fuI to pray to God that his (the pom
tH 81 work on earth be not diminished,
and with the announcement of his in.
tention to issue letter on the subject