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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Ministers Barred.

The constitution of Tennessee pro-
vides that whereas ministers of the
gospel are by their profession dedicat-
ed to God and the care of souls, and
ought not to be diverted from the
great duties of their functions, there
fore no minister of the gospel or
priest of any denomin alton whatever.
shall be eligible to a seat in either
houses of the legislature.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
|HlJflOQ'
|OF TIE nNi
just in Hard Luck,

Irate Guest Ito waiter)-Look here.
didn't I order a Swiss cheese sand
witch?
Polite Waiter-Yes, sir, and there it
is.
Irate Guest-There's two slices OF
bread. but can you find any cheese on
them?
Polite Waiter-Tm sorry, sir, the
cheese is there all right, only-you
happened to hit on one of the holes.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Modern Precaution.

Adam would have never eaten
that apple in these days"
why not?"
well, his physician would have
told him to remove the skin to avoid
indigestion and to remove the seeds
to avoid appendicitis By the time
he did all this he would have thought
better of the matter and not eaten
the apple at ALL
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
"Confound that mosquito" he an
Wants and Wishes.

There's strange man at the door.
sir" announced the new servant from
Boston.
What does he want asked the
master of the house, impatiently.
Begging your pardon, SIR" replied
the servant, a shade of disapproval
manifest in his voice, The wants a
bath, but what he is asking for is
something to eat"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
timely WARMING to Noah.

NOAH" exclaimed the grand old
sailors wife, what are you slapping
att"
"Confound that mosquito" he an
swered. I'll smash it yet, you see If
DON'T
Henry w. Noah, what do you mean ?
Have you forgotten that we have only
two mosquitoes in the ark?"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Where Violet. Are R>i-.a.

Recent years have brought o..
enormous growth in the use of yiolets.
and this has been to the great adj
vantage of parts of Duchess county,
New York, where the soil is proving
especially adapted to the growing of
violets- In the vicinity of Red Hook
and Rhinebeck more than 125 violet
houses are operated, and dozens more
are being built.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Russian Wheat in Good Shape.

Consul General w. r. Holloway
writes from ST. Petersburg, May Is.
1903, that, according to data compiled
by the Ministry of Agriculture, the
outlook for wheat in European Rus
STA is satisfactory. Winter wheat is
fair, especially in. the southern prov
inces. The spring has been unusually
mild.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
New system of Robbery.

The latest robbery sch enc in New
York is to run along the side of open
cars as they slow down and snatch
chatelaiEe bags or pocketbooks from
women passengers. A gang Of thieves
has been doing this for several days
and numerous losses have been re-
ported to the police. The robbers
have little difficulty in getting away
before the cars are stopped.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
What the s.rona Man Is Not.

The strong man is not the soldier
on horseback with saber drawn. The
strong man is tie man with folded
arms who utters the truth regardless
of consequences No ore can injure
a man who refuses to be hurt; you
may kill him, but you cannot touch
the man in him. He yields a power
that he would have to give. up If he
stopped to physical force.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Princes Odd Belief

Prince FerdinandNo Bulgaria is pos
sessed by a curious belief, or supersti+
ton. He has the famous horse ridden
by Prince Alexander of Bulgaria at the
battle of Slivnitza, and he is convinced
that so long as he treats the animal
well he will never lose his position in
the principality.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Gave a Picnic to 2e, 600 Children.

Gave a Picnic to 2s,o 600 Children.
Senator James John Frawley, the
Tammany leader in the 32d assembly
district of New York, recently gave q
picnic to $4,000 children in Central
Park None was barred in the en-
tire assembly district on account OF
color or creed At the picnic there
were used $4,000 lemons, three tons
of candy, 5000 sandwiches and 1000
gallons of ice cream.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Unique Decision.

Il Maryland justice Of the peace in
deciding an action against railroad
company for killing COW near road
crossing, decided the case in favor
of the plaintiff for the reason that
the defendant had no sign up at the
crossing" r. /.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Home of Fine Laces.

Some iof the finest laces being used
this season come from Idria, a small
mountain town in Italy with about
5000 inhabitants. 1t has been for
some centuries the usual house indus
try of the women, who formerly
worked from old. - Croatian patterns
and Slav designs.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Out, of every Loco. 600 persons who
are born in the same year. $4,000 live
for seventy years. 107, 900 for eighty
years. and 8.S41 for ninety years. Two
hundred and forty-nve .persons out of
every ], 100000 live Scr ninety seven
years; 119 for ninety-eight, hfty-four
for n1nety-nine. twenty-three for 100.
nine for 101, three for 1922. and one
tor 103 years.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Paw Day in Sjoht.

Miles-Shortun married an heiress
last week and he declares she is all
the world to him.
Giles-So he's getting ready to col
lect the debt, Ell?
Miles-What debt?
Giles-Why, the one his wife owes
him. I heard him say one time that
the world owed him a living
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
New Arms for soldiers.

Within three years the United
States army and militia will 1be
armed with the new Springfield mag
azine rife. The hundreds of thou
sands ofskrag- jorgensen guns on hand
will eventually have to be broken up
as valueless. s
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Getting Back at Her.

''No, Mr.. Wooster said the frigid
maid with the imported complexion,
'-it can never be. I'm satisfied /
would not make a good wife for a
poor man"
81 guess that's the unadulterated
truth" rejoined the young man who
had been given the dizzy whirl, but
you will undoubtedly make a poor
wife for some good man.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Lightning Rods Out of Date.

A New York architect, who has put
up many country houses, says that he
has not during the last decade been
called on once to put a lightning rod
on any of these houses. The light
ming rod has disappeared altogether
as a means of protection on new
houses.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
500 REWARD 500.

The readers of this paper VIII be pleased to learn
that there a least dreaded disease that
science has been able in all its stages and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only
positive now known to the medical fraternity.
Catarrh being constitutional disease. requires
constitutional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure is
taken internally acting directly the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. thereby destroying
the foundation of the disease, and giving the
patient strength by building the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The pro-
prietors have much faith in its curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case
that il fails Send for list of Testimonials.
Address F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills the best.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Try One Package.

If Defiance Starch" does not
please you, return it TO your dealer.
II It does you get one-third more for
the same money. 1t will give you
satisfaction, and win not stick to the
iron
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
SINGULAR

BY natures happy arrangements.
cloudbursts do not usually occur at
points where rivers have already over
dowed.-Provtdence (R. ID Journal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

You never hear any oIfe complain
about Defiance Starch" There is
none to equal 1T in quality and guam
tdty, 16 ounces, 10 cents. Try it now
and save your money.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Womep Now Wear Monocies-
Wearing monocles, the latest fash
lon for ladies, craze recently started
in Paris by ladies of the Servian col
ony, is extending to London.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
N YOU USE BALL BLUE,
Set Rcd Cross Ball Blue the best Ball Blue.
Large o. package only 5 cents

Some men have to go broke before
they will attempt to break them
selves of bad habits
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Defiance Starch is put up Is ounces
In q package. 10 cents. 0ne-third
more starch for the Same money.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
woutd Be Waste Of Time.

Miss Goode-You should try, to
break yourself of the habit of swear.
ing, my little man. Jimmy-WotA
After all de trouble I've gone to to
learn it?-Puck-.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Defiance Starch is guaranteed big
gest and best or money refunded II
ounces, 10 cents. Try it now.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

It is much easier to collect ones
debts.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Utilize Leather Waste.
Leather waste is no longer wasted.
Manufacturers use it in compressed
form. instead of iron. to make cog
wheels. 800. .,s
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Pfso's Cure for Consumption is an infalltole
medicine for coughs and coldsL-N- w. SAMUEL
Ocean Grove. N J., Feb Il. 1900
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IpTS Permanently Cured Nervousness ana
Arsf days of DR.. Ktfne's Great Nerve Restores
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treAsise
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saIyie and Willie.

IT notice. Willie, that berries are
becoming pretty plentiful upon the
market"
Yes, Sa1lie, and they will remain
more plentiful upon the market than
upon our table until the price gets
smaller and the boxes get Larger
Roller Monthly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
For children teefhnE. softens the gumB, reduces
nAmmssion. aal.ys pain. cures wind otic sc bottle
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

There is no earthly hope for the
man who boasts Of his failures
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Briggs-Has your cook been with
you long?
Driggs-With us? Good heavens.
no! She's been against US almost
from the first
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

The bonds of mGerimony don't al
ways yield a high rate of interest.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Talk is said to be cheap, yet some
people indulge in extravagant re-
marks.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

AS the hodcarrier goes up. so goes
the house.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Few people get high enough up the
ladder of fame to make them dizzy.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Try me just once and 1 am sure
to come again. Defiance Starch.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Stops the Cough ana
Works ON the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 26<
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II Was All RIobt.

And now, my DEAR" said the de-
lighted youth. when may I speak to
your father?"
You don't have to. George" replied
the sweet young thing. who had just
accepted him. He told me to-day
that II you didn't speak to me to-niap
hs,d speak to you tomorrow.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

Protection is the life insurance ON
home grown industries.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

No, Maude. dear; airbrakes are not
necessarily confined to flying ma
chimes.
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Then He Got Wild.

Wife-Drunk again, last night?
Husband (sulkly)-That's my bust
ness.
Wife-So it seems.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08

The cornet player may be excused
from blowing about his accomplish
ment.
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TnnsIatIon.

IA vino veritas" means that IN
uutA - liable to leak out of even q
e9eeed1nGiy tixht man--Puck.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-08
Case of this Prominent Chicago Woman Should Give Everyone
Confidence in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

DEAF Mrs PsKHAM-It affords great pleasure indeed to add
Vegetable CompounI
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.FLATHEAD'S CHANCE
Continued from Page L.

In my opinion the finest fruit on
the grounds was from Plains, in the
upper Clarkes Fork Valley. The
altitude is lower there and season
longer Another theory I call to
mind is that the fruit exhibited from
Flathead was not thoroughly mature
in some instances, our orchards be-
ing usually two weeks later than any
where else in the state.
Capt. Hillman, of Columbia Falls
was the promoter for Flathead He
had a wide acquaintance and was
every day on duty in front of the
Flathead exhibit showing people and
explaining the beauties Of our great
county.
The exhibit from this county was
parcelled cut to do the most good.
Prof. Linfield, of Bozeman, took the
grain and grasses to preserve for
the worlds fair. Much of the fruit
was distributed as specimens to be
distributed through Iowa, Illinois,
Michigan, Ohio and New York. The
Butte people got a lot and the Hell
enaites all the rest.
eyes, sir. I believe that if the plan
c'vanced earlier in this interview be
adopted, building constructed and
the collection of grains and grasses
made early and in large quantities,
together with our fruit and vegetable
exhibit, Flathead county will sweep
everything at the state fair in 1904"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
HANDY CROOK
APPREHENDED
Man Of Many Aliases Is jagged b,
the City Police.
is A PHONY DICE ARTIST
And in His Kit Was Found Various
Crooked Devices for Beating the
Games Of Chance-Is Thought to
Be Much Wanted Man.

In the arrest of w. E. Yeager a
man with many aliases, which was
made by Acting Chief of Police Dem
crest and Special Officer Flanagan
this week, the police authorities be-
lieve that they have succeeded in
rounding up a crook whose depreda-
tons have extended over the entire
country. and who is probably wanted
in many cities both east and west.
Yeager was placed under arrest on
suspicion and is being held awaiting
the answers to kilograms and letters
sent to Seattle. Portland and Taco
ma in the west and Fargo, N. d.,
and other cities in the east. He is
a man of many names as is evidenc-
ed by correspondence taken from
him which shows that at previous
times he worked under the names of
Yeager. Watson and Peters. His
right name is believed to be w. r.
Randos, and from letters in his pos
session he has wife and child in
Seattle Wash. He is crook Of
many accomplishments, and includes
all kinds Of CRAFTS in his list. from fix
ing and using loaded dice to strong
arm work. From his correspondence
he has evidently made a speciality Of
gaining the confidence of women
and girls in the different cities he Wis
TIED and then inducing them to turn
thoi~ iewelry over to his keeping
After once gaining possession he
would pawn the articles and skip
with the proceeds.
This penchant led to his down
20 - ~, l.,
tiated himself with woman and
made his headquarters there. Some
time after his arrival the police here
received an anonymous letter from
Seattle giving his description and
warning the officers to be on the look
out for him, as we'll as outlining his
mode of procedure. The letter was
not signed. but it's contents conveyed
the idea that it was from one Of his
dupes. and this was afterwards sub
stantiated by a letter found in his
possession. The officers kept a look
out for him and soon afterwards he
came to Kalispell and put mp at the
Hoffman house and for several days
hung around the city apparently
waiting for an opportunity to work
his graft.
Officer Flanagan. who at one time
met Yeager etc. on the coast recog-
nized his man and kept him in view
and after shadowing him for some
time he placed him under arrest. He
was taken to the city jail and is being
held awaiting developments which
are expected to be of a startling ma
ture. In his trunk We're found dOz-
ems of packs of cards. a faro layout.
and a box of dice of various coors
and sizes. the majority of which
had been loaded with quick silver
In this connection was bit for Dor,
ing the dice as we'll as q large mum
her of drills Of all sizes.
While as vet there is nothing to
show that he had duped any resi-
dents of kalispell it was probably
due 10 lack Of time and opportunity.
When answers to the kilograms
and letters are received it will doubt
less be found that he is much
wanted man, and that the capture is
much larger piece Of work than at
FIRST fanpip1
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
QUIT THE TOWN.
M. D. MILAN Takes Sudden De-
parture From the CITY.

NJ. D. MILAN, formerly proprietor
of the livery barn on the corner of
Second avenue west and Third street,
took sudden departure from the
city the forepart of the week, leav-
ing his business affairs in a chaotic
condition. The Mcintosh Hardware
company who held a mortgage on
the barn and contents have taken
charge Of the business, and other
creditors. Of whom there are many,
are getting hold of what the ycan
During the week of the fair MILAN
did large business and it is said
that when he left the city he had a
considerable sum of money in mis-
possession. He was last seen in Kali
ispell Sunday and since then no
trace of him has been found. He is
said to have mortgaged property
that did not belong to him and a war
rant is out for his arrest on that
charge.
See lad" about Chase & San
born's teas and coffees.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
PATRONS MUST PURCHASE
One Of the r. E. D. Boxes Approved
by the Department.

a subscriber asks if It is compul-
sorry for people living on the rural
free delivery routes to buy an iron
mail box.
The postmaster. to whom the in
curry was referred. states that pat
rons are obliged to provide them
selves with one of the boxes APPROX
ed by the department. There are
fourteen devices to select from, diff
fering in price according to quality.
but to ensure regular service the
patron must obtain one or other of
the sort adopted by the department.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
BREEDS RESPONSIBLE.
For the Row Kicked Up Against
ior Monteath

larro. Mont. Oct ga promi-
nent citizen of this section and a man
thoroughly acquainted with affairs on
the Blackfeet reservation, discussing
the charges recently made against
Major MOnteath. says: The breeds
are responsible for any dissatistac-
ton there may be on the reservation,
About the time Major Monteath took
charge as Indian agent. the depart
ment Of Indian affairs stopped issu-
ing rations to the Indians except in
certain cases. This procedure work
ed a greater hardship on the breeds,
who are. With few exceptions. as in
dolent lot and they in turn bred all
kinds of dissatisfaction among the
Indians representing that Major Mon
teath was responsible for the change.
Major Monteath has had anything but
an easy time of it since he has been
agent because of the troublesome
breeds When rations were stop
ped. it cut the breeds off at the peck.
cts and they are causing trouble
wherever they can.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
Atlanta Items.

Messrs. Jordan & Teiderman have
struck some very rich placer ground
in their diggings and are making
preparations to go to working the
ground as soon as they can get water
from Tamarack creek in the spring.
Their hydraulic worked very we'll
last spring and they will be fully pre-
pared to commence work as soon as
the water starts in the spring.
Deer? Well, there are none: nor
will there be any down until the
snow drives them down and then
they will be scarce. as the Indians
killed over two thousand in the
Wolf creek basin last year. We all
say uphold that new law and keep
the Indians where they belong or
there will be no game in this coun-
try in two or three years.
The government inspectors will be
here in few days to inspect this
township and everybody is happy.
Some of you Kalispell people better
keep an eye on your claim.
Jay.
Atlanta, Mont. Oct. 90. 1903.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
In DrV Dock.

Friday the steamer Klondyke,
Capt Gene Hodge, will make the con
Guiding trip of the season, and will
then he locked for the winter. The
season Of 1903 has been profitable
enc for the steamer and stage line
and it is to be regretted that the ap-
rroach of winter puts the favorite
route out of business.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
SSionary Entertainment,

The ladies of the Baptist church
will give an entertainment in the
church Thursday evening. October
%, at y. m. There will be dia-
loouc, entitled "A Visit from Kardoo
and Mohenoe,' who will be in cos
tune. Also recitations. readings. vo-
cal solos and other music. All are
invited.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
For Salc-PianO cheap for cash or

For Salo-Piano cheap for cash or on
easy Terms. On account of family
rcverses We are compelled to sell
one beautiful high grade upright
English oak piano at once. Piano
is in fine condition and only used
eight months: is guaranteed for
ten years, Will sell to suit the
purchaser on easy terms or cash.
Address piano care Bee office.