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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
SAYS SMOOT WILL WIN.
Judge Smith Of Idaho INTERVIEWED in
Washington.
Especial 10 The HeraldJ

Washington. April H-Judge Henry 4
smith. of Boise Ida, in an interview
with Washington papers today SAYS that
Senator Sm0Ot viii come ont with flying
c0l0rs when mis- ease is heard by The
proper committee at the next session,
that SmO0J is not a pOlygamist and does
NOT believe iu H. and that he and his
associates I'm charge OF church offices dis
courage any tendency on the part OF
members OF the organization 90 c0unte-
nance n0lyEamy. There isl a certain crowd
iu Utah. not Mormon. which wants TO
run things politically. Every opportunity
10 stir un feeling against the MOrmOus Is
utilized and an capital possible made of
g. said Mr.. smith.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
APPEALED THEIR CASE.

CHICAGO April 14.-The Cook county
election commissioners and the chief clerk
having refused 10 pay fines Of 500 for
contempt I'm opening the ballots iu Che
Lorimtr-D urburr0W contested election
case. were today arrested. Sherlu Bar
ret with the prisoners. Immediately
started for Springfield, where Writs of la-
beas corpus win be applied for before the
supreme court. Counsel for Mr.. Lorimer
viii resist the application and VIII file
suit TO prevent further interference VIII
the ballots
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
PLANS APPROVED
BY SECRETARY LOEB

Washington. April Ex-senator Warren
returned here today from Hot Springs,
Va and will remain several days before
going 10 Wyoming. He received WORD to-
dav from Secretary Loeb that arrange
meuts for the entertainment OF the presi-
dent at the Inter-Ocean hotel during his
stav i'm Cheyenne are satisfactory. Presl-
dent Roosevelt will dine with Governor
Richards on Sunday May 81. Senator
Warren today appointed carl henry hlce
Of Laramie 10 a vs. est Point Cadetship to
succeed Lloyd Fredendal. resigned. Rice
was the successful candidate i'm a recent
competitive examination for the appoint
ment
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
STEEL MFRGFR PLAYS.

Pittsburg Pa. April 1.-THE Post to-
morrow win say.
Further mergers of the various subsidi-
ary companies of the United States Steel
corporation are still being considered In
the general offices. but recent events may
tend to hasten the original plan OF the
executive boards % bring about the great
est merEcr Of Nll.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
VERDICT OF MANsLAUaHTER.

Minneapolis, Kan, April IA YER
diet OF manslaughter in the third de-
gree has been returned against Erwin
Kerr, charged with killing A. b Pop
ham on Feb. ~. Kerrs father is the
pastor 81 the Methodist Episcopal
church at Ada. Kan The trial ate
tracted much interest and many women
ATTENDED daily.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
SENATOR REWLAROS'
DAUGHTER Welded

washington, April 1I-The marriage OF
Miss Fdvthe Ncwlands, eldest daughter
of Senator Newlands OF Nevada, 90
Charles Johnson of this city took place.
here today Only the members of tho
brides family Witnessed the ceremony,
which was performed by Rev. Mr. Thaycr
of ST Mary's school Boston, with which
The ernnm is connected.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15

EIGHT HOURS

= Idaho Springs. Colo. April IA ?
= Under instructions from the =
2 Western Federation Of Miners the =
y local union sent out notices this ?
= afternoon 10 an mine managers IN =
= the district. notifying them that =
= an eight hour day would be en- 2
2 forced on May J.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15

VICTIM OF BURGLARS.

Chicago. april 1A-0Irs. C.. T. 4
BTOWneli. wife OF q western mine =
owner. was blown from her home I
into the yard today by an eXplo- I
sion of Els. Burglars had ran Z
sacked the place and upon leaving I
turned on the gas. Mrs. BroWneil. I
upon entering. lit match and the 4
explosion followed. She was un- 1
conscious for an hour. but may I
i've.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
ROLLER EXPLOSION.

Gauipoiis. O., april 14-The boiler of
the Charles Bevans sawmin at Ruby,
o.. exploded today. killing Charles Bev-
ans. Richard Houcz, Rufus Houck and
two boys named Gottridge. Several
others were badly injured
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
ANIMAL Meeting.

Columbus o.. April 1.-THE twenty
fourth annual convention of the ANAL
gamated Association of Iron steel d
Tin Workers opened here today win
nearly 800 delegates present. The coii-
vention then went into executive ses-
sion 60 consider reports of officers and
other business.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
NFaRo - INNocENT.

New Orleans. April li.-fhe Times
Democrats Shreveport special says; II
has been established beyond any cause
for doubt that the negro who was killed
Saturday and whose body was burned
at an early hour sunday morning as the
murderer Of Mrs. Alice Matthews was in-
nOccnt Of the crime
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
BULGARIAN ATROClTY.
Moslem Men and Women Slain
without Merev.

London. April 1-The Times CORE
spondent at C0usJantluople, in O. dispatch
dated April 10 SAYS the latest Bulgarian
achievement Is the total obstruction of "a
small village of exclusively Musselmau
population One hundred and siXU-liye
persons. with thc exception OF few who
escaped hy flight were massacrrd The
women were subjected 90 indescribable
mWlatiQu.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
BELATEO EXPLOSION.
IWo Hungarians Killed by Dynamite
in Pittsbug.

u W7O HNLI = u HIS L-LlIlL y = LLtLLLII C
in Pittsburg.
Piusburg. April 1.-two men were kill
ed and two injured today in a bClatcd cX-
plosion OF dynamite at the New Mount
Washington tunnel of the West Liberty
Traction company.
A blast had been prepared but failed 90
explode and the men returned TO ascer-
tain the cause. when suddenly il went Off
with "a terrlHc report hurting rocks iu
every direction. Two men were killed
outright. their bodies being terribly man
rIed- two others were seriously but not
fatally hurt and "a number of others had
narrow escapes. The men were Huns
pariau- and as they were known by NUM-
hens their names could not be learned
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15
THE METALS.

silver, f9afc Der ounce.
81. eppef i5tsc per pound. New
1iA' al9.aydla.23 per 100 pounds
v t..,ad. $50 per 100 pounds; New
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-15

FOR SALT LAKE.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-22
Ell. MoLrNo s1LENcIoso.

-Gertruds thas venido aquf para torturarme7
-iSilencio Jnan, silencio.. No me hagaS da-
no.. 49, Vamos separarnos puros honrados
evar con nosotros paz valor para toda vida No nos
deemos, pues, arrasrar nj por ell amor III por el re-
sentimento.
Sc detiene apiquilada Su respiration es fatigosa
Despues reuniendo con rabajo todas sus tuerzas'
contin1a.
va Saba que vendras -. hace mucho tempo
antes de recibir tn bllee. he refexlonado mil We
ces so1re Ia menor paabra que guerra decirte Pero
es precise que no me hagas perder la cama
Los oios de Juan bfian las tiniebas, 81 respIra-
ci6n es ardiente; con una risa estrdente dice:
No nos rodea de una aureolA este ben indtl; es-
+anos condenados en- la terra los celos. Por 10
tanto, aprovechemos al menos...
Sc interrumpe, prestando atenci6n.
-Calla! 49, He crefdo oir... en- Ia pradera
Fscucha reteniendo la respiration. j.. no Sc oye
roda no Sc We NADIA. Lo que fuese Sc 10 ha leva-
do la noche y la tempsstad
-Baienos 4 ID -dice:-nuestras siuetas Sc di-
buian aqui sobre el cielo
Ella marcia deIante, e Ia sigue. Pero el suelo
a.t5 bmedo reshala entonces la coge entire sus bra
IA 1eva hasta abao Ia orilla del RIO Sin defensa
ella Sc agarra de 81 cuello.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-22
u1AyISo IMPoRTANTE

Ia Compaffa Trasatlantica Espaho-
"a con obieto de proporcionar las ma
vcres y, cornodidades q los sehores via
}eros de las AntilIas y del conntinente
amer sSr,er;cano ha dispuesto que en- los me
Ses de Abril q Junio del eorriente aiio,
s~S S,,trer ~ ( foruar turno en- viaje q Ia Pc
nSnsnIa' los maenf6cos vapores Mon
tevideo". en- .Abril Monserrat ca MA
20. 0Le6n XIII" en- JUNO.
Ouedan sabsistentes las rebaJaS con-
cedidas por la Compafia, las cua!es . Pu, -
hl;canaos en- union del itinerario, en-
otra -plana de este peri6dico. -.
Para mas informes dir1g1rse sus
SoBR1Nos DE EzcuIAGA.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-22
sERVICIO DE cABOTAJE

ESTE ora los VERNEs por oEsTE las Ia Gana
Saldra por Ell ESTE Jueves Abril %, Mayo7y
Saldra por Ell OESTE. Viernes Mayo11s 29.
2o Abril y H.
Los vapores CoAMo Ponce sadn de San Juan para Ponce
directos " otros puertos hacia Mayo unio 2S
Un vapor pasaje de sale San Juan para New York
Mares guiendo la egada del coanero de vaes
por ell ESTE
Un vapor de pasaje de ega San Juan de New York
ueves antes de la sada del vapo costanero vae
Ell OESTE.
Ocina San Juan Gale de Teudn esQuina de la Tanca
rELEFON0 Ne sn
0fcina de Nueva York, MIN. Broadway
Ofna de Nueva Orleans W. Euk Agent 6l0 Common st
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-22
XVII

Martin dormfa en- su lecho. Llaman Ia puerta,
-lQuien esta ah?
-Yo.... David
lQue qnieres7
-Abra usted, mi ano. IS. Tengo que decirle algo
urgente.
Martin sata del lecho, enciende una vela Sc vste
deprisa. LAMA una nira sobre e lecho de Gertruds
estz vaciO eeugamente esta en- Ia sala dormida So
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-22
1913 B1B1rorEcA DEL BoLET1N MERcANrIL.

ras de gopes despu6s de haber bebido La vida ser1a
t1n inferno conmigo. =. lQue dces ahora'
Ella baa la cabeza como para soneterse' y con las
manos juntas excama;
-.Ll6vame contigo!
Un grto de algeria feroz Sc eseapa de los labos de
Juan.
-Entonces ven :. pero ven de prisa La dill
gencia Sc detiene solo lin cuaro de hora. Nadie nos
vera mas que Franz Mas pero hara traicion
Cua1do legues 4 la ciudad te compraras vestidos
iaein! Ique es eso2
Ell molino Sc anima. Por la puerta grande alberta
Sc exende una claridad las niebas. Una Inter
pasa traves del patio desaparece vueve aParecer
de repene anzada 10 eos, araviesa e aire descrl-
biendo una curva como I'm meteoro....
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-22
PARA CURAR Ell RESFR1ADO
EN- UN OLA

tome las PASTILLAS LAXANTES
DE BROMO-QUININA. 81 bcticarie
lie devo1vera el dinero 81 no Sc eura. La
6rma de e. w. GROVE - balla eD
cada cajita.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-26
White Goods
Summer NeCkwear

OF all forms Of Women's neck
wear. the Stock Collar undoubtedly
enjoys the greatest popularity at
present. And women who are close
students Of style come here for the
latest and best ideas. For some
reason white is hard color to get,
but we have it in plenty; all the
other colors, too, in pique and other
washable materials, 26c, Soc,
76c, $1.OO.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-26
$3.50 to Detroit, Mich, and Back, Accoun
& II. x,AAinr&a II q 1850.

Boom Your Business.
The best, surest, safest and cheapest
way is to use the Journals classified ads.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-26

The Cassiopeia Club was entertained on
Wednesday by Mrs. Charles Johnston, of Cottage
wood. At noon delicious luncheon was en-
joyed Their were thirteen club members and
four guests present.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-26

Mrs. r. L. Clifford gave whist luncheon OF
Tuesday to the members Of the Gillette and The
Journal team, at her summer home on Gideon.
bay.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Weatherby entertained
party of St. Paul friensd on Tuesday. In hon
of their daughters, Mrs. r.. e. Shaw, OF
Idaho, and Mrs. Harry Weatherby, of Greer
Bay, Wis. 81, ,..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-26

group Of the younger married women at the
lake were entertained yesterday at picnic party
twenty-five and tour on the Plymouth was
taken. 4
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-26
Handkerchief

Odd lots Of ladies' Handker-
chiefs, have sold at &c to 15c, en-
broidered and hemstitched; some
trimmed with lace; En
sale at.
Ladies' Initial Handkerchiefs,
Belfast linen, unlaundered, hand
embroidered; 15c values. Sale, one
half dozen for 500; each, Sc.
Ladies' and gentlemen's hem
stitched Handkerchief, genuine
Belfast linen; four lots, rich in
values. TOO, 1916, 16c, Zoo.
Embroidered Handkerchiefs for
corset covers, choice designs in
fine elaborate embroidery, 15c and
26c.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-26

The following Minneapolis people were
Winifired Moore, Nj. and Mrs. R. ". Fawcett.
]. w. Tanim, Felix Fishbum, III. Austin, ]. r.
Carpenter. o. II. Johnson, ", o. Harmon, Mrs.
Williams, Miss Mae Williams, A. @. sDanenbaum.
B. G. Sheldon. ]. II. Jones, Chester Martin, II.
S. HWagner e. S. Chimney, q. s. Jones. L. ].
Campbell. A. w. Bent, Mrs. j. P. Brown, Miss
Maud Beach. r. B. Lawrence, R. II. Bent.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-02-18
Tho IrrnErnnt ucliOtrope.

You may give Il heliotrope, and not a
very large plant, AS much water MS you
give gcranium and think you are Civ
Ing all that Is required. Your plant Will
fail to make vigorous and healthy
growth because 1t Is not moist enough
at the roots. Examine 1t, and you will
ma TINT the tiny roots hive extracted
the moisture almost wholly. IL no
given more water ut once, some of thu
young and delicate roots are injured
and the plant takes on diseased con
ditlon, from which 1t often never re-
covers. DO not get the idea that the
soil in which hellotropes are grown
ought To he kept wet Not ut all. But
because 1t requires more moisture than
many plants, because 1t extracts more
rapidly from the soil, water should be
given oftenor TO keep the soil in the
proper condition.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-02-18
unn Sun,a DlAfnMCe.

In order to calculate the linear veloc-
ity of the earth in its orbit we must
first know its distance from the sun.
If we can measure the carth's velocity,
the suns distance can be computed. Ii
the velocity can be determined with
great accuracy, the resulting value OF
the suns distance IL proportlonately
precise. The methods of spectroscopy
have been 50 far improved that we are
within measurable distance of deter
mining the solar paralax by spectre
scopic observations If any s. near
the zodiac be observed with the spec
troscope at the two seasons when Its
longitude differs from that Of the sun
by 80 degrees, we can deduce not only
the velocity of the star, but also the
mean velocity of the earth in its orbit.
Spectroscope observations of stellar ye-
locity in the line Of sight are now so
good that the value of the solar dis.
lance which may be had on the prlncl-
pie described Is Mt least of the same
order OF accuracy as values derived
from older Evangelist
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-02-18
SIMPLY AN j; u;
ANACHRONISll
BY Blanche Trennor Heath
Copyright, 1909, by the
). S. Mcclure Company

But there are no heroes nowadays,
Sylvia" declared Fowler, with a pity
ing smile at his pretty cousin Fancy
hero in freck coat! What an an.
achronismr'
What do you think, Mr.. Wynne?'
Sylvia turned to a young man who had
been silent listener Are there no
heroes left?"
pretty fair limitations, at any rate"
he answered. Take up any newspa-
per and see If this is an age of cow
ards"
who ever said ii WASP" put in Fow-
Ter. There's plenty of courage in the
market only the old time quixotic hero
has eone out
Just then Maurice Horizons entrance
changed the subject. Wynne soon rose
to go.
"lf you've nothing better to do,
Wynne." said Fowler, an call for you
to lunch tomorrow.
| Wynne nodded and took his leave
Horton slipped into the vacant place
beside SYLVIA.
The two young mon hod tbeir ron.
sons for avoiding each other Distant.
| ly connected. the recent death of n rich
relative had given his entire property
10 Horton. who was n degree fine near
er EVERY one knew fiat the old man
| intended Wynne for his heir tbouqh
he had neglected to make n will but
| Horton saw in this chance only his
| own GOOD luck
Rut This WINS NOT NIL II was nm omen
secret that both admired Svlyin Ben
ham md that her ount favored uor.
| TON since bis occession In wealth sho
bonostly holieved II hor 1utv ~ ,,olo
the hest noseihlo match for ho, ornhon
nIooo ,,,,,o tho,,,h ro,.t,,no,oss horsoIs
hod Neon hronoht nm IN Iuxrry
W., No.. - H.. ,ias,. 100 aon
-, 49,.
onan 49, ~
.ya,,,.o ~. ,,,.,,. ,,o,,.,o., ~, rat,
,rithont rois,na his o,os
.,,. 80, -
.u,a M, -
-, -, ;,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-02-18
lsTUFFED BLACK BEARS.
The Reason They Are Used as Signs
by the Eurrfers.


by the Eurriers.
The man who comes to New York
only once in ten years said he could
not understand why the bears in Cen
trail park seemed so much more stuck
up than the rest of the animals, but
after he had Travelled about town for
several days he saw through it. 1t was
because 90 per cent of the furriers in
town have chosen big black bear for
an advertising sign. Why the other an
finals in the zoo should be so discrimi-
mated against puzzled the man not
little. One day he asked furrier
about it.
ut is because the bears last longer
than anything else" said the furrier.
"Of all the animals in New York I
don't know of any that have harder
time than those that stand outside fur
riers' stores winter and summer and
try to drum up trade for their employ
ers. 1t doesn't make any difference
what kind Of weather comes along,
whether 1t blows hot or cold, those fell
lows have to stand at their post and
| swelter or freeze, as the case may be.
| Naturally all those changes are pretty
hard on their hide, and none but bears
can stand the strain. Some furriers
have tried the fox, the lynx and other
animals now and then at venture,
but they have mostly come back to the
bear rs the most satisfactory of the lot
They cost more too. A good stuffed
bear comes as high as SIS, but If he is
treated well he will last for twenty
five years, so that brings him down to
comparatively low price after ALL
New York Press
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-02-18

In chronic inyalldlsm the patient
feels that TO come In contact with
lives unboundcd by four walls, with
people living normally. with interests
Of others instead of his own petty
round Is an emancipation.
Ordinarily the chtchat of trifing
events is what brightens the invalid,
but careful guard should be kept not
to overtax. either by length Of stay or
by effort to keep up tho conversation,
In the slow, tedious months or years
of hopeless Illness some effort should
be made To bring in people. Human
nature needs its kind, and seclusion
forces the mind to breeding. This ID
often forgotten by those who surround
a patient sufferer with every physical
comfort and care, but who do not real
ize what Il breath from the outside
world would do for the mind which
has grown SO weary Of the daily rou-
tine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-02-18

1t was on his return from IL more
than successful concert trip that one OF
the best known composcr-muslcians
was met in the street by friend.
"Plensant trip?" his friend inquired.
pleasant dripw the musician an
swered Zach, himmel, no! Wy, When
we got down dhere the baritone haf
forgot his tress trousers, und yot shall
We dol
$50 go oil und blay, und | run qvick
behlnt the scenes und chanch, und he
go oud und sing und come qyick back
again. und ] put 'em on und blay.
Zach, haf chanched my trousers
scfen time dose Won efenings alreatyW
1t is told Of this same musician that
he is now enjoying the conjugal fellc-
ity OF third attempt, and upon being
introduced TO a young man at recep-
ton recently he said:
"Ah. you married.
Eyes" the young man replied.
"Got n goot vlfeF
"Fine."
"Goot-goot! | haf now, too, also.
She make those fire und cook und nefer
boder Mt all She is de pest wife cfer
hat, you belief me. "-London Answers,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-02-18
SURPRISING
A FlUTENY
......By c. B. Lewis
&x%M~x~#u#~#N#~e.e*~#~#~#%|
Copyright, 1909. b7 The
s. s. Mcclure Company

@x$M%%@%@M~&%# @..eM~M8%%#%
The brig Mary Ann Jones had been
West Indies fer good many years
when Captain Jones died. His wife
after whom the brig was named. had
always sailed with him, and she could
take trick at the wheel, work out an
observation or take charge of the craft
as we'll as a first mate. Jed Parsons
had been Captain Jones first mate for
five years. and when death overlook
the shipmaster Jed naturally expected
that the widow would settle down
ashore and ask him to go as captain.
in this he was sadly disappointed.
Il don't care to stop ashore" eX-
planned the widow, "and there's no rea-
son why | shouldn't go as captain of
the Mary Ann"
Nobody ever heard of woman be
ing captain of ship" replied jed ut
appears ag'in natur'. It's like Il man
tryin' to sew carpet rags and make
pumpkin pies
Don't you worry about that, Jed
Parsons. You are a purity smart fell
Ter. as I'll admit. but there's folks jest
as smart, and I'm one of EN-"
Jed didn't refuse TO go along rs first
mate, but he carried solemn face
while the brig was loading and was
free with his predictions that the Mary
Ann Jones would never enter Il home
port again. When she was ready to
sail he went around and ostentatiously
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-02-18

One of the first duties ] fulfilled as n
supcrnumcrary warder was the care
and control Of prisoners down for the
doctor" Convicts complaining of sick
ness are allowed to leave their cells
curing their dinner hour and form up
In long rank outside the medical off,
GERS room. into which they enter and
state their cases in rotation. Many Of
the prisoners complaints and requests
at the Doctors desk are extremely fun
ny and grotesque.
please, sir, I've got a bad heart"
one man says lugubriously.
II know you have" the doctor re-
plies, with a laugh. IF you had n
good one, you would not, in all proba-
bllity, have seen a prison interior"
would you be so kind, sir" the next
man says persuaslyely, ms to let me
have one or two of your sanctimonious
pills Y'-Londop Tit Bits
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-02-18

A certain boy goes to Presbyterian
Sunday school lie has never been
baptized owing to the fact that his
parents are not members of the church.
They sometimes attend religious sery-
ices. however, and their son has fire.
quently Ind opportunities for witness
ing the baptismal ceremony, Reeent-
ly his Sunday school teacher had dis
cusslon with him concerning the fact
that he had never been baptized, in
forming him that until he was he could
not become a member of the church.
lie went home, considerably troubled.
to ask his mother about 1t.
YES" she answered; you must be
baptized before you can be taken into
the church"
"Well, why didn't you have me bap-
TIED when | was n little bahy| he
complained.
ooh, that doesn't matter. You can
be baptized at any time
''Do boys who are eight or nine years
old ever get baptizedY
are baptized"
This was going too far. He looked
at her with open disbelief and by way
of tustifying his doubt said:
mot big men as old as papa! How
could their parents hold them in theil
their heads" -Chicago Record Herald