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Preferred the Hogs.

, estate man Of Waurika. Some time ago he
carried FSospector over on Beaver Creek
to show him certain claim. He told the
man that it was an exceptionally fine claim;
that the land did not overflow, and that
he would sell it to him for $4 600. The man
looked around and discovered some red
mud way up in tree and asked the real
estate man what caused that mud in the
tree tops if the land did not overflow. The
agent promptly replied that there was a
kind of hog raised over in the Chickasaw
country which used to range on the creek
and that they rubbed the mud on the trees.
glanced up in the tree\again, and told the
Waurika man that he wouldn't take the
claim, but that he would give him 81 40OO
for couple OF those hogs.-kansas City
-Journal::>*
After -Four Months in Bed.
Powersyille, Ky, April 27th.-Mrs. J. J.
Monson, who has been i'll for over eight
YES, It is truly wonderful am SO years
of age and for the last eight years l have
suffered with acute Kidney trouble. -
Il tried >all the doctors within reach and
many other medicines, but got no rellet till
! pi}js: nsed that ne" remedy D0oaS 5 Nancy
II was confined to my bed for four months
this winter and had such pain in my side
| couldn't get good breath. had smoth-
ering spells, was ]ight-headed and had given
up ali hope, for l didn't think could live
long.
"After I had taken a few of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills.I began to improve and l Kept on
till now, as. you can see | am,well.
81 have been up and down doing my own
work for some time now and haven't felt
pain or weakness since.
toration to health and will always recon-
mend Dodd's Kidney Pills" -:
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01
3Ietanhysics in Scotch,

A Scotchman thus defines metaphysics:
"Nhcn a mon wha' kens naething aboot
any subject, takes a subject that nae mon
kens ANYTHING aboot and expla ins it to an,
ther mon still more ignorant than himself
that is metaphysics. .'--Lyre.
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01

I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Norwich. n Y, Feb. II, 1900
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01

Somehow the game that is not worth the
candle never lacks for either players or can
dles-Puck
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01

1t may be that might makes right in this
wicked world, but sometimes it comes pref
ty near bunglng the job.--Puck.
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01

The individual who obtains celebrity in
a single night is likely to lose it in a day
Chicago journal.
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01
Many School Children Are Sick

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, nurse in Chill
dren's Home, New York, break up Colds,
cure FevershnesS, Constipation and destroy
Worms All Druggists. Csc. Sample FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, New Y ork.
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01
HARRY DANIELS:
- - MINOR -: -=====:===
OBSERVATIONS
THE VANDERBILT WEDDING

The newspapers OF the Init
ed States have been filled recent
ly with the accounts Of a large,
high-priced. wedding at Newport.
It is said to have been the great
est wedding ever exhibited in the
United States, no expense having
been spared to make it the. SUI
perior Of any other similar at
traction. There are two distinct
:sPecies of weddings in the United
States. One is the Newport we'd
ding and the other is the wedding
mot Newport. You read Of the
Newport wedding as follows::f
t.. ''The marriage Of $1o,ooo,-
600 check and 100000 diamond
necklace took place at Newport at
high three :o'clock this afternoon
in the presence of a large and val
liable collection of checks, neck
faces, coupons and diamond ear
rings. The $1o,ooo,ooo check and
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01

! TO Cure n Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromn Qunjne Tablets. All
druggists refund moneyifit fails to cure. 25c
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01

A luxury becomes necessity just as soon
as we can afford to have it.-Puck.
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01
HARD TO BEAR.

When the back
aches and pains so
badly, can't work.
can't res S t-c an t
sleep - can't eat
S+se 1l
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01

':The Klean, Kool Kitchen Kind' is the
trade mark on stoves which enable you to
cook in comfort in a cool kitchen.
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: - - - -. lf53s
The Wrong Counter.

.s \ The Wrong Counter. S
Mrs. Bargain Hunter want to get The
Man with the Hoe. = - :zss. y. E5.. s.
| ! Clerk (at hosiery counter) y QUILL find
! him in the agricultural department m
| the man with the hose:-N. y: Times. # 81
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01

Money refunded for each package of
Putnam Fadeless Dyes if unsatisfactory.
The cheerful live longest in years, and
afterward in our regards-Bovee.
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01
Have We, You Tried Il ?

Only vItalzed emulsion Cod Liver Oil
bned
building Salts Hypophosphes
Of Lime and Soda. 4 E* ssSS
Ozomuson That Does Good II Is aid
medicine physician knows formula
will recommend 1t.
building properties
Colds Grip Bronchitis Pneumonia and Throat Lung
Sweats
Spleen Kidneys Liver Anerna
Of The
orcirculatory
Wonderful Tssue-building Strength
producing
N stuosiye Vitalizing Food Sick Well
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01

Few faults are lost, yet many are found
Chicago Daily News
The Virginia enterprise., 1903-05-01
rhe New Life-Saving Foo<

There enusons for sale
only possesses Vitazng
Properties Weakened Devitazed
System and OZOMULSION.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
ANOTHER sHIHINe EXAMPLE.

THE COUNCIL MAJORITY has fm-
/ uished another Illustration of irs
purpose To- prevent the payment ol any
saarIes due 20 the paroImeu ot lhe
cty untH the sheets controversy has
been stue3 This may Dee q Ions and
tedious mattc- Courts. and especially
Utah courts. are VIGOROUSLY slow about
arriving at conclusions NoW-hstsmd-
iar the fact than Jhe supreme court is
t1 take original jurisdiction in the case.
it e likely Go Doe two or three months
before we WIN know whether Sheets
81 or is not chief OF the Salt Lake police
force
In the meanwhile "a purely collateral
natter the n1ymen. oi the patroImer.
is suspended. This because. forsooth.
eight members or the council have So
poor an opinion of fher own inteUi-
fsnce thar they see in every PROPOSE
zion Co discharge This just obligation
n recognition of Sheets as chief Tho
herald IS very wen aware of the fact
chat n0 amount of argument by this
paper wuI ever shake the majority
They draw their Inspiration and take
their counsel from an entirely different
source
That does not alter the fact. however.
that great Injustice is being done the
pair0lmen They have earned their
money and they should receive it with
out delay. The Sheets question has no
more to DO with the payment of the
pauolmou than has the nebuur hy-
p9thesIs Oh the p0ns asin0rum. although
rae latter is somewhat uge tive iu
this connection. TO- Isl an right enough
for men 90 stand for what they believe
~ be principle. but when they loss
Ieht of their principle in absurd By
n.ay. they only make themselves ridic-
u0ua
And f the majority Was only making
laef ridiculous mo- great harm would
be- done. Itls only stating cold lruth
A. .av that the majority has no trouble
Is sd ln making itself ridiculous Tile
Nam, chat Is being done lies ln the un-
necessary embarrassment caused 90 the
ostrolmen by reason OF the retention
M their pay
These men have obligations 10 disc
charge payments on homes To- meet
.r4 other disbursements % make
Toarlv month has elapsed since the
day hey should have received their
tloney. Do IS not probable chat many
creditors are pressing them. under the
cueumstances. bat there is no knowing
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
OOGH.E7T ].

Mr. and Mrs. Walter G. Filler have
returned from a brief visit to the coast.
Miss Katherine Creary VIII entertain
az coaching party, followed by a
Welsh rabbit supper Friday evening
for Miss Irene Dickson.
Mr. and Mrs West and Mrs. Potter
OF Des M0ines viii be the guests for
tomorrow of Mr.. and Mrs Hoyt Sher-
man. They are on their way home
from a trip to California.
The Misses Noble viii entertain at
a luncheon tomorrow at the CONNER
cial club in honor Of Mrs. Theodore A.
Baldwin, jr, and Miss Bessie Glendin-
ming
Dr. and Mrs. Dan Calder OF New
York are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
T.. Game
Mr.. and Mrs C.. Stanley Price are
nc home to their friends at Ala South
West Temple street.
zu#
Tomorrow evening the members Of
The First Congregational church win
give q reception I'm honor Of Or. and
MIS-. Clarence IT, Brown. All the clergy
of the state are especially invited and
cordial Invitation is extended to an
the friends OF DR.. and Mrs. Brown,
who may wish Co say good bye to
them. DR.. and Mrs Brown arrived in
The city yesterday afternoon and are
with Mr.. and Mrs. Daugherty at 957
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
The SCHOOL slTUArloH.

THE FINAL definite announcement
4 chat The schools win be closed
May q. while not unexpected. viii dis
agreeably surprise many salt Lakers
who had been hoping against hope that
some method Of rounding out the school
year would De found. The blow falls
with a weight that cannot De described
otherwise than as crushing An edu-
cational system that has been a source
OF pride 90 every citizen is threatened
with disintegratlon.
The outlook for next year does not
contain great deal Of promise. We
are told that contracts with teachers
must be made ou am eight-mOnths'
basis. That is. Salt Lake is to have a
shorter school year than q large ma
jority of The cities, towns, even villages
and country school districts in the
United States To means more than this.
The individuals who viii have charge
.of our schools in the future win not be
as competent as those who have con-
Quoted them m the past.
lu the very nature of things This
must De sd. because thoroughly COM
petent te..chers cannot be secured and
held on a basis of eight months pay.
Withou, any desire 90 De pesslmlsue
or 20 prophesy evil. The Herald believes
that there win De more designations
from the teaching corps during the APP
proceeding vacation than az amy time
One the history OF The salt Lake schools.
Competent teachers are always In de-
maud at good salaries and for Ions
terms The best of those now employed
here WiI seek and find new fields of
labor
Whore lies Che blame for the existing
condition. ON this point there is a di-
versiy of opinion One faction asserts
that the board of education has been
recklessIy eXtravagant that money has
been wasted o1 fads and that salaries
have been increased out of all proper
tioL TO the merits of the beuedciaries.
Others tell u- that the action of Gov
ernor Wells I'M vetoIng the bin under
which the salt Lake board would have
had the power t1 Increase the levy for
school purposes. has brought about the
present state of affairs
Certainly the veto OF the governor is
deserving of censure. BY that act he
showed a hostility 10 the public school
system as deplorable as it was surprls-
ing Ga a man of his high position. He
permitted himself TO be Influenced. not
bJ the voice of the people. but by q
small coterie of citizens whose un-
fiendIness TO- the schools has been
open and pronounced
However mo- good purpose can be sub
served att this time by attempting to
locate the blame The medicine is Bit
ter. but we are obliged 90 take IL, and
we can only hope that during the
months thar win eiapse before the
opening of another school year. some
means win be devised 10 give as fun
terms hereafter
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22

An exhibition of distinctiyely west
ern work by "a Utah artist is being
made by H. T. a. Gunner in Room AT
of the Auerbach building this week.
The Herald would feel that it was
leaving duty und1ne if it failed 10
advise Salt Lakers TO inspect this coll
lection. Mr. Culmer easily ranks
among the very foremost of Uhh's
artists-and that is no mean compli-
ment. either. He has placed ON view
a number of his wonderful landscapes.
che landscapes into which the observer
may look with the definite assurance
Of depth and distance Ii is imp0s-
sible and al the same time 20 would
be- unfair 20 Mr.. Culmer 90 enter into
a description of his work here. An
who can possibly see &c should see e.
The exhibit is open To- the public be-
tween the hours of 10 "a. m. and o p. M.
without admission Zee. After tomor-
row the pictures VIII be Withdrawn.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
STONES VIGOROUS DEFENSE.

A NOTABLE EXAMPLE of man
Il dashed 10 the point of fierce self
defense was furnished by Senator w.
j. Stone OF Missouri before the Demo
cratic Press association of that state
at Kansas city on Monday A num-
Der of petty Missouri newspapers that
delight iu assailinE the characters Of
decent men have been charging Senator
stone with improperly influencing anti
alum legislation in the Missouri legis-
laure.
Finally Senator Stone was goaded
into replying TO the accusations, all
though nobody who knows the man
Weu had believed them well founded
lie protested against The persecution
tn which he has been subjected By
what De called the "scavengers Of the
press and added.
Before my God I fear them not: I
laugh iu their faces and spit upon
them Continuing, Senator stone en-
tered a specific and a general denial
concluding with. 81 hope God viii
Wither my hand, palsy my tongue and
burn my heart in the flames of he'll
before 1 VIII Intentionally dishouor any
position TO- which the people of Mis-
souri, assign me-
That sounds like q melodram8uc dec
lara-ion, but &c evidently came from a
uI heart Senator Stone may De par
uoued. therefore. for his manner OF
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22

THE IMMEDIATE EFFECT of the
4 announcement that The San Pedro.
l-oa Angeles q smt Lake railroad has
purchasc1 The short Line south of salt
Lake has become manifest. I'm every
inc here has been am awakening. bur
me hrenlng-up process has been pare
tcu-urly noticeable lH real estate Cir-
els. Numerous sales of minor im-
pofiance were recorded and some large
transactions may Doe expected I'M the
Immediate future.
Nothing but the Fosiest predictions
ae heard ass Co the eity's future Com
srryatiVe business men prophesy that
aall Lakes population win De- doubled
within the next decade thar business
ot every character wiz receive lee
slalafe impetus and thae AN era 90
prosper lY surh as The municipality
ana ,he state have never enjoyed is
about 90 dawn The Herald believes
every one of the predictions win be
luaHeu
saE Ia,{ is the nature. j5abius,
manulactuills and business center of a
vase expaHse of territory We are enc
titled t0 and should DO many times the
volume of business that is now trans
acted elsewhere. The trouble On past
years bias been that we have not
reached out for TO- TIC is said that OPP
portuultes come 90 him who waits.
but me man who goes down the road
% mee' bis opportunities is the man
who finds most of them and makes the
Tcost of tlem
The same thing is true of cities. salt
Lake has been unfortunate iu that it
experienced boom that collapsed Of
it's own weight I'm the closing years
OF the decade between 1850 and 1880
values became highly fictitious. The
result was Inevitable. When The bubble
burst u 1890 30 ruined many men.
some had gone 20 sleep wealthy and
walked up 20 face poverty. That i'm
ITSELF was "a comparatively small mat
tar The worst effect of the burstee
boom was that it shattered the coH-
hdeHce of such men I'm the future Of
rEheir city.
Another evil Of the 1890 period was
the appearance of spectators whose
only stock iu trade was their smooth
manners. their oily tongues. their dat-
tering promises Let us hope that in
the good times now approaching we
win Dr. spaced the presence of these
adventures. Men of means and
standing win De welcomed. there ls q
place here. toc for men of brains who
can 10 things. bat we want no sharp
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
O.. Sf M 29l0 GRANlE
1l'' za 80 I1ETEpN
RID GRANDE WE5LlE5E5EE
CURRENT TIME TABLE.
Ia effect Nov. j. 1902.
LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY.


No. 6-For Grand Junction. Den
yer and points east .............. $50 a.a.
no. For Provo. Grand juno
,, tion3 ana an points east ;..... 3;l5 pm
no. f-tor Provo. Grand June
,.tion en- END an points east..,..... s.90D.m.
heDeE Provo, Mt. Pleasant
Mduu. MarysVale and inter
mediate points .................-.. 500 am.
NO. 6-EOr Eureka. Pays0n
Provo ana Intermediate. points 300 pm.
NO. ll-FOr Ogden and AL inter-
mediate points .........-..-....... $40 pm.
No. 5-Eor ogden and the west. $3.50 q u-
No 5-tOr Ogden and the west. .1I-01 D.ni-
NO. l-bor Ogden and the west. 1850 .rr.
no. l9z-FOr Park City,. 6.l5 Z. "a.
ARRIVE SALT LAKE CITY.
No. I2-From ogden and all in
.Jermediats points -. 80, 500 an
No. 5-FrOm Provo, Grand juno
.tion and the east ................. 9:s5 am.
No. l-FrOm Provo. Grand juno
tion ana the east ............-....l2.s5 pm.
No. 3-tr0m Provo. Grand juno
tion and the east ....,............10.5o pm.
No. S-t'rOm Heber. Provo. Bing-
ham. Eureka. MarysVale. Man
q and intermediate points. $500 2. m
No. 6-FrOm Ogden and the west 8.23 a. IN.
No From ogden and the west 3.05 u.m.
No f-FrOm Og1eu and the west $40 pm.
No. From Eureka PaysCn.
Provo and intermediate points 1880 a. m
No. IUl-From Park City,. CHS % ul.
Perfect Dining Car Service.
Sleeping Cars TO Chicago Without Change.
Ticket office. 103 West Second South.
pOsJ0ftice Corner. Phone 215.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
Weak Men.

II you suffer from any Of the weak
nesses or diseases caused by ignorance,
excess or congation-YOU ARE THE
VERY PERSON WE WANT TO TALK
TO.
We have proved our skill in curing all
CHRONIC diseases by publishing
thousands Of voluntary testimonials of
home people. giving names, pictures and
addresses.
WE CAN'T PUBLISH OUR CURES IN
PRIVATE DISEASES,
Because Il would betray confidence.
Hence we have TO prove our skill in this
class Of troubles in another way. This
is our plan.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
Pay When Cured.

We cure you first and then ask a
REASONABLE FEE when you are
cured. You can depend upon our word;
any bank in Utah viii indorse it; thou
sands Of patients have Endorsed us.
NOW WE WANT TO CURE YOU
with the distinct understanding that we
viii not demand a FEE until we cure
you. This applies to LOST MANHOOD.
Seminal Weakness, Spermatorrhoea,
Gonorrhoea. Syphilis and all weak
nesses of men. We absolutely cure
VaricOcele, or It don't cost. you a nenny.
Consultation and advice FREE b. let
ter or in person. CALL OR WRITE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22

when the pressing process win begin.
And it is SO needless, too.
We suggest again here that the mem-
bers of the majority advance the patrol
men their money without interest II
they wiu do this no fault can be found
with them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22

Murray has decided that it doesn't
want the little old Jail purchased by
Mr. Ahiberg. 1T win now be in order
FOR that gentleman TO turn his bastile
into a comfortable lodging place Tor
The TRANSIENT WaVlarar.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22

AT the rate Mr.. Van Meters appetite
is gaining on him, there is a strong
possibility that salt Lake viii soon
face a food famine
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
Home Cures by Mail.

DO not despair because you live at
distance from the city. Drs. Shores
new system of HOME TREATMENT
makes 1t easy to get expert advice and
treatment at home. Their new synp-
tom blank covers every symptom Of dis
ease, which enable them 10 diagnose
your case and tell you what your tr0u-
bic is. what can be done for you. and
what the cost of a cure viii be. WRITE
for their new symptom list and take
advantage Of the FREE EXAMINA-
TION. Whether you take treatment or
not. the advice costs you nothing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22

The Dutch have decided TO stay away
from the So Louis fair That is not
surprising inasmuch as all nations
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
Time Table
IN EFFECT
Feb. 1908
n33I
$45lI
ARRIVE

From ogden. Portland. Butte.
san Francisco and Omaha. . 8.5
From Ogden and intermediate
points .-..................... 9-I
From Callentes. Milford, Nepll.
Provo and intermediate points. 9.1
ogden Cache valley. Chicago,
81 Louis. Omaha. Denver and
intermediate points .....--.-.-...l-, 90
fr0m Ogden. Chicago, 81. Louis.
kansas city. Omaha. Denver
ana san Francisco .-.-....-.. .... $50
Ftrom Garfield Bach. I0ocle
From Tintic. AIercur. Nephi.
Provo and ManJi ................ J-l
From Ogden. Cache valley
hutte, Portland, San Fran
----- u
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22

Ions ago decided that America beats
the Dutch"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
DEPART

For Ogden. Omaha. Chicago,
Denver. Kansas City and ST.
-1lIls .-----. .....--.--.. --.-.. t.pJ a.
For Ilnuc, Mercur. Provo.
Nephl and Manu ................. l.3) a.
For Garfield Beach. TO0ele and
+El tlllLia as -s...--s.-- t.---s t--l a.
TOT Ogden. Butte. Helena, Port
lana, san Francisco and inter
mediate points .....-....-.-...-.- 2. a8 g.
FOR Ogden, Omaha, Chicago.
Denver. kansPE city, ST. Louis
ana san n raI cisco .............l2. 5Q q.
Tor ogden, Cache valley Den
yer, Kansas City, Omaha ST.
Louis and Chicago .........--.-.. .s5 p.
For Provo, Nephi, Milford, CALI
entes and Intermediate points. Cos p.
For Ogden. Cache Valley, Butte,
Helena, Portland San Fran
cisco and intermediate pOints..lZ.o0 a.
Il. III. SCHUMACHER,
Act Traffic ME
ID. u. hurley.
q. P g. II. =
%. S. SPENCER,
A. q. j.. s. p. a
City ticket office. 20I Main street Te
phone. go
'Daily except Sundays.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22
The DOCTORS WHO cure
DRS. SHORES & SHORES,
Salt Lake City's Leading Physicians and Expert
Specialists.
We Treat and Cure.
nETLpDu or q MONTH.
VHIhiIllU w AlIB7ediCiHes Free

And all diseases Of the Eye, Ear,
Nose, Throat, Lungs, stomach, Liver,
Kidneys, Bladder, Bowels, Skin and
Blood, including all Chronic diseases of
Men, Women and Children.
VARICOCELE. four to six days.
GONORRHOEA, one to three days.
LOST MANHOOD, three to nine
weeks
BLOOD DISEASES, thirteen to TWEEN
ty-nine days.
2 Our motto; A low fee, quick cure,
mild and painless treatment. Call or
write.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-22

Mrs c.. C. Chapman leaves today for
Ogden, where she viii meet Mr. Chap
man and return to Chicago.