The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-10-11
SOCIETY OF THE UNBIASED.

Woman without her, is a savage.
When Major Venthrup raped for order at last week
meeting. Dr. File arose and at once offered the ADORE
toast
u often wondered what the members of this en-
lightened club would the subject of wom-
1 the toast and would call upon Major
Venthrup open the discussion
Having neither daughter. said the Major.
fully qualified handle this question without
prejudice. The man who is encountered with feminine
burdens is of disqualified TO discuss the subject
without bias but so I concerned having had
absolutely nothing with the impartial
observer. 1t is true my mother was woman but she
died young and left 10 the, care of an unmarried
aunt being female sunragist and new woman,
1 reckoned always among masculine associates
without her man, is savage" softly quoted
Corporal Washington who is familiar with Joe Miller and
knows all the old jokes.
Il beg pardon for interruptng" said Prof Lnguial
in scholastic affairs always consider expert
a who been in constant touch with his subject
and Majors confession ceiibacy renders his opinion
from the expert standpoint Now have
a wife married daughters and think myself
qualified the real merits or the subject
the Major.
That is the very point I made before the Professor
injected his silly speech. said the Major "A man with
wife and one daughter totally untitled to
discuss woman imparally because his mind is warped
and when man wife and four daughters,
nothing but pity be felt for mis- helpless fate and
will not castigate member furthernis unhappy bur
sufficient penalty and extend sympathy rather
than ceusure. But to the point
May 1 inject a word two?" said Col. Hockington
particularly favorable position to reach the
merits of this question. 1 am widower have been
sbackled and am now free. experience both
with and without the and what don't know about
them isn't worth repeating.
No. said DR.. File, and great deal the Colonel
knows about them won't bear repeating
Here General Proddle broke In with touch Of pathos
Mr. President gentlemen he said, Il would relate
little personal history before this discussion deep
er Woman is the of her country Just month
before the civil war 1 angel. We
enjoyed short month of marital bliss when my coun
try called. 1 went The shot and shell fell fast and
furious but for hour did regret the sacrlce
of home for country. and with it, but in
my vast experience the field of battle never did
during the last week before enlisted
That angel weeks previous pleaded most eo-
quently country said nothing in direct way
tongue wagged persistently and harshy her
curtain lectures were so adroty delivered that knew
my duty and needed my country's CALL Nnen the war
was 1 returned to home whic death had visited
but awaiting daughter some three years OF
age inherited her mothers angelic qualities and
has kept life military ever since In fact see by
the clock furough for the evening has nearly
expired will face foe of country do
not get home a minute later than the set time
that the country that alaerity with
which rushed when the life OF the
nation threatened I'd go again with half chance
There a perceptible sigh of sympathy throughout
the club General finished his argument 1t is no
members that the Generals daughter nag
ged henpecked him with all the ingenuity of we'd
ded wife.
Now isn't queer" said Dr. File 81 have wife
children and rarely near
home"
'eThe medical profession is almost good as war
to defend form his home. DR.. Files very large
practice and practices add leaves him little time
to spend bis family and of course when he there
he treated guest No creature on earth can equal
woman in charming conduct her guests, added the
General
.of what value is my impartial observations about
women if am to be interrupted my preamble is
deivered?" asked the Major Every word uttered so
far goes to that who have associated with
women are prejudiced incompetent to present it
fairly. Now l.
President" shouted Bud Poster; Imagine Hypa-
tia meeting discussing Wouldn't their views
deductions be highly entertaining? protest against
this whole proceeding tonight and move that it be
expunged the record excepting of enough
of it my remarks ineligible in the record"
make Bud Posters remarks Ineligible said Cor
pora Washington will require secretary of tremendous
Skill
The of these meetings must be kept faithfully
said Major land while regret that what has been
said place of the exhaustive treatise
women which 1 had in mind deliver. I be per-
mitted add a that my position may not be mis-
females exemplars OF the feminine
sex, L wish say that women eminent success
They place intended them for with grace
SKILL a mans standpoint and from
impartial masculine view, women don't make good bust
l don't like have money transactions
with this much merely to amend the record
Captain Greenwich had been scrbbing his shirt
cuffs, old envelopes the margin of the Eagle which
and he modestly and offered the fol-
lowing contribution to the evenings discussion:
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