The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-07-31

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pententiary the land. his b"cR and
They a species of hide in" r%p the remains from the steam
bound toilet soap the guests in
the price Of admission. Each
up a which used in Of burglars
All the guaranteed by the management be absolutely
waterproof any guest finding that is requested call
at the office and pay
prominent whose yet eueed presdes
day hash the dinngoom when there
always sight great bany who
about S2 worth OF dignity and has change Of nee for
every day week. hung about hotel dnng-room and
ing soup with his thumb class OF impatient guests who seem
to be his inferior in every way.
1t is sad saw to see man of this kind who has command
ing bearing United States travelling dentist
ing his precious going around through public dining
brushing overflow the laps of the guests with soed
napkin and medang his glorious past He has formed the
habit however when he reach the table for anything OF
leaning against you until you have hold the table keep from
falling overheard predict that day while thus pursuit OF
butter accidentally head Of the wrong down
of his and the nraged guest will overlook the
that the clerk his intellectual superior and mop up the floor and
table and pictures off the wall with him.
But he perfect gentleman He that he has only been
profession short and have frequently wondered how
OF his intellectually could have avoided turning be
hotel clerk for long lie the height OF polteness 4ester
day fly which had stayed around the hotel until it nearly
DEATH but still hoped against hope at last yielded to its
dependency and committed suicide my cup OF coffee
Hardly the shocking the death reached the clerk be-
my side His great sympathetic mind graped three
four and then time than
tell it. he carried the cup coffee PARKWAY of
the dnngal turned his back snaed the remains from the
samng cup, tarried order hghten the effect and
then returned pride pepiraon
on his very
located along forward deck about midway between
the forecae and the laundry chute only about jump from
shaft and less than day wax from the reescape The
gifted with rcreang forehead that the roof passes
through my point the floor.
The scenery about here which under the manage
of this house and therefore be partakn of without expense
beautiful thing person could desire witness although
along the distant horizon which
would the approval of of ighprcd and long
American But regard the scenery which found
lying around here great What could be beautiful
polished blue of the with shadows arranged
the edges and the surface OF which the fisher
jerks his line, throwing his hook the second and
pulling the if he has caught anything!
Barring the fact that the meals here
half small fit the stomach and that the snted
their early growth this is bad place stop The guests
o around the wide vcanda Draining and
selfdcfens and Dragging who they home You very sell
these hot weather refugees who does before
YOU talked with him very long frankly admit you that
regarded greatest his locality When he is home
may look after the toilet of somebody's cow
gets place like this he either the president
railroad inmate of the legislature.
They keep night clerk here Who in his younger
garzed of large OF sleep which he is trying
winds clock and locks up the rampar shortly
un-down burrows into large chair and helps himself
night sumbe The beated guest
burglars jimmy stands poor show of getting in. The only
he kick the until guests become
angry and stick their heads tn windows
and other things him. Finally of them may offer
compromise coming down and unlocking the door and seeing
many he kick with his bare feet But the night