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SHE KNEW WALL STREET.
Not in Hurry to Wed Get-Rlch-euick
Man.

.~r-7ne-ton Bagby sat in his office IN Wan Street
n 2 very pleasant frame OF nina f1ls u1i
come saws Tom Mason in Ainslees Al@sd-ie'
.,After maturing q plan Of operations that hau
- ,-t,- =, r,e-fect the day before he had set
-. ,-,aals moving IN these days things go last
-Tv,ertv-four hours later hyperion bagDy was
-lcb man F3v his carefully planned stroke ne iAu
made nearly a million ,a
And now said hyperion, I must ger narI MAR
I have always said l would get married 6uI ~
whom T know some nice girls, but how shal De
able 10 tell whether they are after my nhoneS u
not? There's the rub.
.F5e paused q moment in deep reflection AieL an
,6ea came 10 him Getting the telephone pook-Ioi
12se4,,, VS. = busv man and ne had no time 10
waste in personal visits-he rapidly made Hst %
eight young ladies, any one 81 wh91n, ,, nm one
might Go. he then proceeded 10 can '1 -
after the other. and this was aUOu1 '0
-hat he gave 70 each: --..
"-Ah how Go you do2 This is Bagpy-C tO'
Bsghv You remember me. Of course W MI d u0
Ighttul time had at -.
..fs.eby filled in the individual requirements al
vel YOU know something has happened IN my
lie have Just mace l3Ftg The scene OF opera
lions just al present but want you 70 M. now
Bur NAV ask YOU 10 break away from I III
aliry this once and take luncheoh to-aas &c ~
IseIe beTe All the time buying stocks. There is
real smart restaurant near i siia4I i ~
something Ike this message Bagby delivered 10
each the eight young 20
Al i o,clock or whereabouts. they began 20 a, q
rive some came in carriages, some III Ii s
arG some 81 cabs But they ali came ma
Baghv's heart sank he thought tnat Ihe eii'ti'
eight sitting in his anfe-roonl bUa, 10, ~ and
&c Freafhed sigh of relief as ne ehtttec 80
faced them. There were but seven Oile "as iiii7
Ing He was saved.
'EIe assumed craven slr ta,v a
Ladies he said bowling sheepishly' ! peg
thousand Dardons The fact Is, that niue =.
which ! telephoned is Impossible al present - VIZ
only Joke Of mine, don't you kilo ia.,i,,g
And ne got quickly as posssIDle - -
behind him seven OF the maddest girls IN the re-
public he
Rushing from his Office into his autonoDhe' He
consulted his notebook for the rlsht hoyes+
And now he chuckled. ! ny 70 Ihe one I ,arr,,
cir who didn't cone-who doesnt wan ~ -'
Iae for my money She must be mine 5.ha5 ny,
His ms chine sped northHard, uftli ne ua0'i0e F
10 mis- destination
Yes. she al home .r,eraa IN
-Ahi he exclaimed ferventiy. as she e nteLeo 70
meet him Won did not You got my ness .ae'
listened 10 Il apparently with great LII,
and you did not come to me Even Win my ~
fortune you would not come ia mi,
Until tomorrow and II you lost IL All
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OTHER MARkETS--sY TELEGRAPH.

Chicago May 50.-Catte-Re Receipts 100 head nominal
good TO prime steers 81 sOaS5 25 poor medium sag
$ toekers and feeders ssgS4 5 COWS and hsifers
calves. s2Gs6 80: Texas fed steers s4dss4 90 Hogs
Receipts to-day 1000 head estimated Tor Moaay
mixed and butchers,
dS6 O5 good TO heavy So 1OS6 25; rough heavy
I5GS6 M light So 506s5 So bulk of sales 50 SOqs6 %
sheep-Receipts LOCO head sheep and lambs steady
wethers, 81 OO4S3 fair 10 choice mixed
So 50GS4 %: native lambs. s4GSI
Kansas city. May 30.-Cattle-Recepts Loo head
dressed steers
s. 50as 10 fair 50 $5Gs4 so: stoekers and feed
ers s2dS4 so; Indian steers, S3GS4 texas
and indian COWS 35gS3 Is native cows 81 sl si -
native hefers 50 50S4 40 Gamers sqS2 - pulis ~
81 90 calves Sc 75RS6 Receipts for weekCatte % 600
head; calves TOO Hoss-Receips. 1000 head mar
strong SO4S6: heavy. % gOp
So o2s: hackers g 25Gs5 92ls light 50 92sgs5 775a
TTiz; 81 25S5 40 Receipts Tor
81 800 head sheepPrices noTninaI native srn n6
X o. TEXAS clipped yearlings 50 60s5 Az Texas clipped
sheen So 4Oms5 M and feeders, 81 1881 % Re
cents for week 3I5OO head
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n imposing column. Rankin Post, G. A. R.,
Mother Of Brooklyn posts, had the right OF line,
lJh mere than half its membership. L. s. Grant
Post which contains prominent Brook
whites than any other and which in the afternoon
reid special services at Grants tomb, was also
.rrsrirUous.
Tie members Of the reviewing party gathered at
-,e Hanover Club hour before the beginning Of
1ls parade. Controller GroUt presented as the
viewing officer Of the day. Colonel Michael j.
cummings then made little speech, in which he
-.r.=.7tef TO General A3cLeer, commander OF the
..e.c,G Brigade. y. @. y Y. and armed vet
.-r- q the CIVIL War a gold watch upon which
v-er the following inscription:
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EUROPEAN PRODUCE MARKET.

Liverpool; May SoZClosing "Hea1 S,b no r feg
sIi ar Is ID. No California quiet at Us Sd CornSpot
American mixed, new. firm at As Cd; American mixed
nj 49, AT Is Peas-Canadian quiet IS led. Flour
St Louis fancy quiet at s. 3D. Hops at London
Pacific steady at 70 l2sgtO Beer easy extra
India mess Pork Arm prime mess Western sIs %
tn1herIand cut 26 to so 10 quiet ass; rio. I6
IN % ID steady DIS long clear mddles light. Is TO
~ n firm nj SOS long clear middles. heavy. 30 90
n arm at 5s short clear backs 10 20 20 10 steady
81 Ais Ga. clear bellies 10 ~ quiet Abs Lard
quiet prime Western in tierces 41s 3D.. American re
fined in pals, Cd ButterGood United States steady
Cheese-AmeriSan finest white,
55s sd American colored dull 5Ts Tai
iov-Prime city steady 26s 3D. Australian London
easy at OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES steady at AS Cd Fosin
common firm al Petr0leum-Refned steady at
6Isd IAnseed oil dull at 24s Sd Cottonseed oIl-Ha
refined spot, easy at lis Tl2d-
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~ the Park Plaza there was another stand, where
controller Grout again reviewed the parade IN
company with Park Commissioner Young anu q
number Of prominent men After the parade as
banded a number Of the Grand Army posts wen II
: -,-ssz Hills Cenneterv where memorial ser
,-oas we're held under the auspices OF the me
mortal and executive committee l
Ta-,as "a SFrJnnes of the Board OF Aldermen MADE
r. address and music vas furnished DY the IA
1t. SsiTpi1c Society. To the roll OF IIuiiled
$3.50. No e-r9,,as were decorated by the Column
MAJ Guards OF Mansfield Post composed OF daugh 5
.z-' = a4a-eT7e Cgther special services were heIQ
- nc T,ff7sran Cemetery. in Middle village ana
in
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rJY THOUSAND IN LINE.
Prominent Brooklynites in Memorial
Day Parade.
sFvIFwED BY CITY OFFICIALS.

=
,-s.-e were about six thousand veterans and
ar,be-s Of National Guard organizations and boys
Stc,5es in the annual Memorial Day parade in
19ooklvn yesterday. The line of march was from
-,s.or6-sve az Rodney-st.. TO ST Mark Save. TO
-.,5-sve 10 Westinghouse TO the Eastern
4,.-su-ay and thence 10 the Prospect Park Plaza.
: s-on; OF the Hanover Club in the Eastern Dis
4s- number OF the city and borough officials and
o-,inent citizens reviewed the parade from a spe-
tally constructed stand.
J4-st in line came Grand Marshal George D. Bell
"a WAS followed by George H. jackson. adjutant
,,e-sl and the members OF the stan and the as
-ss-anf rnarshsls and their aids. The and
,,,ond divisions were made UP OF marines sailors
.n5 regular soldiers and members Of the National
Guard as follows;
FIRST DIVISION.
United States Marine Corps
United States Naval Battalion.
Cnited States Artillery.
SECOND DIVISION.
General James NcI>eer. cornuandlnE
signal Corps. Captain Charles b Baldwin.
Fo-r.-seventh Regiment. Colonel John G
xs-fy-thr5 Regiment, Lieutenant Colonel G. Russell
7hrrteenth Regiment Artillery, Colonel u z
Third Battery, Captain Henry 3 RasQuin.
Troop {. CaDtain Charles !. De BevOise.
Second Battalion. Naval Militia, Captain Robert Forshev
Following were three divisions OF Grand Army
men. one Of Spanish War Veterans Of Sons
Of Veterans, and Of boys brigades, making
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ADMIRATION.

From The Washington Star.
young Mrs Torkins land that is that he has a
wonderful talent for economy. ] suggested ges
terday that could save a considerable aii"uNe
Of money IL he would quit smoking
What did he say to thatE"
lie said II q splendid Idea. Bur ne itiIie =,
iefe5 that the between the tobacco nrihs =
AEely 10 make cigars cheaper than usual. 20 * ~
go,ng TO wait q year two and quit When 'iS
kSssng viii be greater"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-05-31

China waters during this time Of Anxiety me
ACamenlnon being Admiral Sir William DoWeaIL
flagship. There is old sailors yarn OF VIZ" T6e
occurred that memorable occasion: ne
ARamennon had fairly astonished the natives on
her arrival on the station. At that time they NAG
never seen her like. A smaller ironciad naIleu
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LONDON WOOL MARKET.

London May 3e-The arrivals of wool for the fourth
sales number iii.TTe bales including
81 900 direct spinnerH The imports Of wool
during the week New South Wales. 1.8si bales
Victoria 242 Australia i52 Tasmania. III; New
Zealand 7T17. cape of Good Hope and Natal sSS else
VII 543
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Railroads.
PENNSYLVANIA

1AIL7oA
STATIONS foot Of West Twensy-.hird Street and
1.-THE Ieaxing time from DesbTo..es and
1ortia1ds stnssas is i've minutes later then
statien except where otherwise noted r,,,.
T G III 6 ns1npS9S and dGg5sg sleeOns
smoking. and Observation Cars Cincinnati Indisnap-
1o G= l. 81 PENNY lH Yf4VANIA 1IMrTEDPurman
Sleeping Dining Smoking and 9bzeEystion SqInPa,-
LBS p. NJ. cLiIcAGo AND 81, LOUIS EXPRE :sS;.7
Indianapolis Chicago ST. Louis; Dining Car. c.
80 CHICAGO o 5ssso sl Ta2.s
aa p. ". ST hoT1s ExPREss-Eor
Cincinnati IndanapqIis Lousvlls s: kog Louis D3tHs
70, wee" %fER Va E ESla chicsso For
F. f NJ pP5 ssIqfsyE PRES ptsoug
Chicago For Knoxville. daily, via shenana9sn Nahey
SIS 3u' p. VI. cLEvELAND AND. CINcINNATI FIX
ap6s and ST. f 1o1is
WASHINGTON AND THE SOUTH.
iS sn5 s2 s+ee e P5nSF faT 0 Car DINING
m. 125S Dining Car 10 fJSsss ali psror
and Dining Cars 25 DINING Car, = p Dining csTl
s2 Bnins es Ii Il p 5 i1 ing
Dining 2 PI1@f g sTee. ~? 6ntp bn i cars
so ut RAibWAY.-Ezpress, s25. AS p m r.
ATIANTic COAST 11NE-Express, sa5 and s25
sEAB6A dSf5 AIR LINE RAILwAY--EzPress. r. D m
No 5Fq aSTS WESTERN EA5LwAT-For Memphis
andN Orleans. 3.25 N. daily
CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RAILWAf-'-9o a. m week
days and 1 81 D daily -onrorz- -zz ~
ATLANTIC CITY.-955 a. and 2S5 D. m Weeh--lays
SUNDAYS. 80 m Through Nestibuled Trains ESIIIet
Parlor Standard Coaches on week-Ilsys.
Tor Smoking Car Cars, Dining Car and standard
Coaches Sundays
CAPE MAY.-1255 p. weekdays .,-, a.
points York and Long Branch Railroad ~ sqn
Twenty-third Street Station. 500 M Y ~
10 and 455 p. weekdays sundays 30
a. m 4.55 from Desbrosses an1 Soryid = ~
Streets, 30 300 a m. 1920 go, $40. 40 ana DO
G o. 725 755 Z % Dining Carr s2J $50. 30 Din
ing C9.55 ST Louis Limited, 1910 td1es2Ioses
Iimted). Dining Carr. 11-55 1855 Dining
carr So Dining carr (Desbrosses and Cortlandt
Streets 220), 2.55 325 Dining Carr. 39S. 40 40
Dining 4-55 Dining Car. a 30 chicago LdIne
for Germantown Jet. only $50 Dining Carr 900 '.Jo
S25 s 55 925 2. m. u 10 night weekdays sundays
Louis Limited 80. 1925 LPenna Lmited). 1919 (D
ing Carr a. m. Dining Carr, 1.55 U)tntng carr
Dining 355 425 Dining Carl q 55 Chicago
Limited Germantown Jet Onlyl $50 Dining carr
555 Dining Car, T55 s25 80 30 p m u 40 nsf Gs
Ticket Offices 113 and 261 Broadway Isl
Fifth Avenue (beOI 23d ST. 263 Fifth Avenue corner
29th ST.: 1 House; West Twenty-third Street
Station foot Desbrosses and Cortlandt
Streets Street SEQ Fulton Street 800 Broadway
Pennsylvania Annex Station. Brooklyn; Station,
Jersey City. The New York Transfer Company viii
for and check baggage from hotels and residences
Telephone 1914 Eighteenth Pennsylvania Rail
road Cab Service.
". w ATTERBURY, J. r WOOD.
General Manager Gent Passenger Agent.
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Private Patrick McCahill. OF the list Regiment
who recently received his full and honorable dis
charge is going to join the seth It is understood
paign and into prominence some LIne since ne,
bv winning a in the civil courts dgalHsl ILe
rSSeiment relative to his discharge which 1t was
decided was Illegal. The case grew out OF civil
meeting of the company held against the wishes
of the captain
COMPANY D. 22d Regiment. has elected Sergeant
c L. Angel second lieutenant vice Schonoerg oe
ceased Ieutenant-elect Angel is one OF the crack
sbots of the regiment and a war veteran OF 1898
Captain Bell of the same company expects i 10 or,
Some of the old wrecks lying in Annsviile creek
ossiefant Inspector Of small practice with
the rank OF first lieutenant
Major Henry c. Barthman. Of the 18th Regiment
is TO be elected Heutenant-colonel vice H. H. Quick
deceased.
The veterans Of the sd Regiment have decided to
bavA q summer excursion and dinner Company T.
qIa,niIfon has for the fifth consecutive year won
the second Brigade prize for the highest figure OF
Company has qualified marksmen-
Company H. 18th Regiment. Captain Pendry feels
particularly proud winning the Gould trophy
in competitive firing with heiES oiu
Colonel Over OF the 18th Regiment has received
the resignation of Battalion Adtutant Theodore l..
Rogert on account OF his accepting place with
the Pittsbure Steel Company. Lieutenant Bogert
served during the war with Spain as seaman IN
ly member Of the Isl Naval Naval, % $40 mon ie "'
elected in the 18th on November D. 1873
Thu o,ltinr and games of the Scorers Association
NJ Creedmoor rife range win be held at Denton
Hotel Creednoor. next Thursday Ihere Mi Vii De
games at p. m, followed Dy 'auue 'i''0 0--N
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NATIONAL GUARD NEWS.

1t is possible that the LIST Battery captain wen
de, and the I'd Battery. Captain Wilson, may be
cent m the Peekskll camp for tour Of duty the
latter part of June. Should this be done the bat
ferries will march to and from the camp Major
Canerai Roe and Adjutant General Henry are both
faIrine on how much money they can spare from
lie aD6ropration enable the batteries TO perform
feId service 1t will cost about $OU
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The proposed march out by Squadron A on Long
island has been abandoned, because the State has
not sufficient funds for the trip Eighty-four mem
hers of the squadron have been supplleu with the
United States magazine carbne.
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For Young I.adies-City-
For Boys and Young Men-City.

SHORTHAND, typewritins. book
keeping, business arithmetic. busi-
ness psnmanship. spelling. pune
tuation. thoroughly taught in our
SPECIAL SUMMER COURSES
So many requests have been made
by our friends that the night
school remain open all sum
mer that this has been arranged.
This is a genuine opportunity. By
September or October much can
be learned. Send for special rates
c
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READING SYSTEM

x = . DIN = " Em
NEW JERSEY CENTRAL X. II.
Liberty street and south Ferry Ctime from south
EAsToN. BETHLEHEM, ALLENTOWN AND
MAVCH CfEVNF<-z4-00 (7-15 only). @ 10 m,
100 40. 300 t5.45 Easton only) Sundays. "a Is
waunnk r. .B IRE AND sCRANrON-z4oo s.1o
LaK H sSS n" LAKE Ifi ToMs RIVER AND
BARNEG AT-z400. 8 40 a $50 $50 $40. 500
Lakewood and Lakehurst only) p. m Sundays 1000
ATLANTIC CITY-t9 40 e. 40
VINELAND AND BRIDGETON-tz4-0o a tL5o
LoStG BRANCH. AsBIRY PARK. oCEAy
POINTS-z40O $50. 1i.30 a m, 80 45. asa.
a A. $40. $50 D. Sundays. except Ocean Grove.
PHI II 4 ABEL PTiI4 CREADING TERMINAL,-z.42s
II 90 IS 90 $500 1000 t110o a. ~ 90 100
$50. 1900 1900 400. 500 t6OO. 1880 $500 D
o4Ta AND CHESTNUT STREETs-s4.25. IS so 80 So
siI45 a m "1.o0. +'5io. 900. 'I.ea 1925 ?. n.
REaDING; HARRISBURG. PoTTsvILLE AND
WILLIAMsPORT. 400 q q - G $50 SO fsi 20 1000
Reading PottsviIle and Harrisburg only. f4OO 800
sRNTSY HOOK ROUTE-Frorn IT. Rector ST. Pier s.
Seabrfzht Monmouth Beach and AsoUry Park Pr.
Pleasant, 1000 a. LOO, $40, go .. ~ sundays.
zFpou Liberty street only. "DaiIy fDay except Sun
cFsees: Liberty St Ferry South Ferry Aston House.
I&non Square West 15s East I23th St 273 i25th
ST 94s columbus Ave. York;
fulton St Brooklyn: 3e0 Broadway Williamsburg New
York Transfer calls for and checks baggage
A' " G. BEsLER C NJ BURT.
Vice Pres and Gen Mgr. Gen Passr
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Presented to
C0MRAnE JAMES MLEER
p-eye- Major General. n G y y.
n the Q. A r. posts 81 Kings County.
IN token n friendship and esteem
Decoration Day, May 30. 1SOo-
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WEST SHORE
RAILROAD.
CSevr York Central & Hudson River F. r Iezseel
station. New follows
Of West 90 81. y r
4 l. intermediate points TO Albany
! A .-t Saratoga Mohawk Express
40 p M.--Chicago Express
20 20 P Cont Lin. for Detroit. chi & ST. Louis
IS 10 p No For Hudson River points and Albany.
$500 p M-FOr 2och.. Buffalo Cleveland and Chicago
R0ch-. Buffalo. Detroit and Louis.
N-For RoCh.. Niagara Falls. bet z Chi
aTav. sunday. Leaves Brooklyn Annex:
at 4 2 VI. Leaves Jersey city.
p r r Sta u I'll 20 4 N, 20 1885 P VI. Tine
tables az PRINCIPAL offices Baggage checked
from hotel residence by WestCOtt Express
a. II SMITH. c. z. LAMBERT.
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Teachers.

XTTANTED-A fret class teacher Of English, with
w invest in well established school, not
speculation. Address ENGLISH Tribune Office.
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School Agencies.

A MEXICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENCY
n Teachers. Tutors. GovernesseS
etc. TO Colleges. Schools and Families. Apply to
Mrs NJ. J. YOUNG-FITBT0N. 20 Union Square.
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For Both Sexes-Country.
4 NJ STUDY DESIRED TAUGHT by mail. Extension
"A lead to all College degrees No residence
ouired. National Magazine, 10 mailed
Circulars F. W. Harkins LII D.
Chancellor University. Throopst Chicago. Ill
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From New York Wednesday, Fridays and Saturdays
STRAIGHT ROUND TRIP Tickets Issued 70 all
points Texas Colorado Arizona. California. Mexico
&C Georgia Florida. &c. Delightful Excursions
C. X MALLORY & CO.. Gen Azts.. Pier 20. T. r.. ". T.
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A MEXICAN LINE.
- OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
June an. New-YorS .Ju Il.
- Paul. June 10 10 a m. philadelphia
DIED SAAR LINE.
IL NEW OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Kroonland. g. 10 am Finland. June 20. 10
Iceland H. 10 a iVaderiand June n. 10 a
Pier and Is. n. z. Once % Broadway. y. Y.
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saTsEltl HUDSON e GHYSAGElE
BOATS isavs Pier as. ". r. every weekday, r n
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
How Water Freezes.

1t used to puzzle all thinking people
why ponds and rivers do not freeze
beyond certain depth. This depends
on most curious fact-that water is
at its heaviest when it reaches forty
degrees Fahrenheit, that is eight de-
grees above freezing point. On a
frosty night, as each top layer of
water falls to forty degrees it sinks
to the bottom; therefore, the whole
pond has to drop to forty degrees be.
fore any of it can freeze. At last 1t
is all cooled to this point and then ice
begins to form. but ice is very bad
conductor of heat, therefore it shuts
off the freezing air from the big body
of comparatively warm water under
meath. The thicker it gets the more
perfectly does it act as great coat
and that is why even the Arctic ocean
never freezes beyond few feet in
thickness.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16

Mark Twain Couldn't Tell the Number
of the ,Cergyman's Progeny.

A warm friendship has long sub
sisted between Mark Twain, the hui
morist, and Stuart Robson, the actor.
They are in many respects similar and
enjoy many things in common. Mr..
Robson recently told this story of his
friend:
up in Hartford. where MIR. Glenn
ems used to live" said Mr.. Robson,
his closest friend is Rev. Joseph H.
Twitchell, pastor of the Asylum Fill
Congregational church. Mr. Twitchell,
by the way, is the original of Mark
Twain's minister in 1nnocents
Abroad He is the father of many
children, in fact. 50 often was an ar
rival of little Twitchell chronicled
in Hartford that the event ceased to
enchain more than mere passing atten-
ton. One morning some years ago |
chanced to be in Hartford when VIII
liam II. Crane and were partners and
| went, as was my custom, to spend an
hour with MIR. Clemens. In the course
of our chat he happened to remark
that he had that morning promised
to act godfather to the latest Twitchell
infant. born that morning.
"I went over to see and congratu-
late the proud parent he remarked,
in that inimitable drawl of his, and
before could escape | had been led
into sponsorship
"'How many children has Mr..
Twitchell?' | asked innocently.
Really, l can't say, Stuart re-
sponded Mr. Clemens. You see, l
haven't been over to his home since
s O'Clock.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
Renters Wanted for Farm Lands.

The amount of snow already in the
mountains makes it certain that the
sunny San Luis valley will have rec
ordbreaking crop the coming season.
We have about 1000 acres of the fin
est land in the vicinity of our new
town. Romeo. Conejos county, all
fenced and plowed, ready for crop.
We would like to find few good rent
ers for the portions of this land that
we shall not farm ourselves. We want
none but first-class men, who have
teams and farming implements enough
to do the work. Very liberal terms to
the right men If taken at once. Write
to or call upon Zeph Charles Felt, GIG
Majestic Building. Denver, Colorado.
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
MRS. M.J. BRINK
FIRST STAGE OF CATARRH.
A Serious Mistake Which Thou
sands Are Making.

The first stage OF catarrh is what is
commonly known as catching cold" 1t
may be in the head, nose throat or lungs.
Its beginning is sometimes so severe as
to cause chill and considerable fever, or
it may be SO slight as to not hinder person
from his usual business. In perhaps a
majority of cases little or no attention is
paid to the first stage of catarrh, and hence
it is that nearly one-half of the people have
chronic catarrh in some form.
To neglect cold is to invite chronic
Cstarrh As soon as any one discovers
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16
STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO. 90
/, on, L sS.

Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he is tho
senior partner of the firm of f. J. Cheney s Co.,
doing business in the City OF Toledo, County
and State Aforesaid and that said hrm VIII pay
each and every case OK Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9Th day of December, a. d. lSSd
tSEAL ~ '" Nn,nrI Pnblic
Halls Catnrrh Cure is taken internally. and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Send for testimonials. free.
T.. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Hall's Enmily Pills are the best
The Springfield herald., 1903-01-16

To the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new things
of everyday use in the market and who
is reasonably satisfied with the old. We
would suggest that trial of Defiance
Cold Water starch be made at once.
Not alone because it is guaranteed by
the manufacturers to be superior to
any other brand. but because each 10c
package contains 16 ozs., while all the
other kinds contain but 12 ozs. 1t is
safe to say that the lady who once uses
Deflnace Starch will use no other.
Quality and quantity must win.