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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08
Twas Great Day
For Old ireland

Chicago. Aug. 26.-John +. Flnnerty.
the president OF the United Irish
League. Of America, has issued an al
uress regarding the land bill victory
in which he says:
Ireland in the passage Of the land
purchase bill. has achieved a brillisns
and also substantial victory; but tho
greatest victory is yet to be won. AZ
the commercial reforms OF 1850 preced.
ed the Independent Irish Parliament OF
1889, so does the land purchase bill
stand as the precursor Of the restora-
ton of that Parliament with up-to.
cate reiOTmsl. 50 UNANIMOUSLY destroy
ed by England in 1900. am in princi-
pie an Irish Separatist. and will so re-
main TO the last: but recognize the
benefit that must come to Ireland by
the presence OF native Legislature.
making laws for the Irish nation in
Dublin or some other great city OF the
island. Total separation would eau
for an Irish feet, an Irish army. an
Irish treasury overlooking with golden
millions, and at least one powerful al.
~ like France. Germany or Amreica.
| will leave TO the judgment Of my feI.
low countrymen and fellow citizens
how soon al these requirements arc
either probable or possible in ireland.
The alternative of an Independent Par
lament Is an honorable compromise
but not a final settlement.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08
LOCAL and GENERAL


W W Bruner is in town.
A. W. Carter has gone to Molokai.
Bishop Restarick has gone TO Ha-
vail.
Dr. j. Il Raymond has returned 10
Maui.
c. D. Lufkin returns 10 Maui this
afternoon.
W @. Ashley. of the Honolulu plan.
tatlon. was in town today
Hon and Mrs +. w. BecElcy we're
passengers IN the Kinau today
All magazines at publishers prices.
A. n. Arleigh x Co. 1856 Fort ST..
w II. Cornwell, Jr.. left for his
home in Maui by the Kinau today.
Engineer NJ. NJ. o'shaughnessy will
make trip to Maui this afternoon.
Henry c. Vida announces himself a.
candidate for the Office Of county
clerk.
Kept on ice-Rainier and Primo Beer
also o. T.. S. Whiskey at the Pan
theon.
Normal Inspector G. T.. King and
Mrs. King will leave for Maui this af-
ternUOn.
Mrs. j. W. Pratt and family returned
Monday from a two weeks stay on
Tantalus.
Neatl! furnished rooms at the Pop.
ular. ST. $3.50, and 81 per week. 1919
Fort street.
Hodschlaegcr & Co., goods are al
ways right Give them a calf aud see
for yourself.
Prof !. 7. Crawlcy. manager OF tho
Hawaiian Fertilizer Company. Is ex.
pected In the Alameda.
Mrs w. u. Harrington and family
returned this morning from three
weeks stay on Tantalus.
\ meeting of the Board Of Public
Institutions was held this morning IA
keep within the meaning Of the law.
Mr.. and Mrs. :. NJ. Balluu returned
to their town home Monday from a
/ HNHili'i OhNlHb At nv N'lHN'N ldh7
talue place.
4 fine chance for one wishing to buy
OF rent fine centrally located room.
| ing house OF IS rooms. Read j. w
Podmore's ad on page 3.
Licenses as pharmacists have been
granted by Treasurer Kepoikai to DR.
John Weddick of Wailuku and Dr.
Robt. II. Dinegar Of Puuncne. Maui.
The sailing hour of the steamer XII.
nau was postponed from this noon un.
/ Ill 2 p. m. as she was delayed in talk.
ing freight. yesterday being a holiday
Honolulu Photo-Supply Co have the
best facilities for doing good work
Bring your films or plates to them and
not a detail will be lost in the develop.
IN or printing.
( The steamer Mauna LOa, on her last
I trip. carried larger freight than sh'
I has carried for years She had ~
board no less than $3.50 different pieccs
OF freight and $4,000 feet Of lumber.
The Eagles and their friends mad ;
splendid time at the Peninsula las
night. a big crowd went down th,
road on a special train at o'clock an,
after dancing until late hour, 70
turned to the city.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08

The Evening Bulletin, rs cents per
month.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08
NOTICE.

hereby announce myself as can
didate for the office OF
COUNTY SUPERVISOR
At Large,
subject to the action of the Republican
County Convention.
JOHN c. LANE.
2552.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08
An H. F. ". imprint
ON ENGRAVED STATIONERY
is a mark OF perfection

The best is none too good for wed.
ding stationery; you cannot afford to
use anything but the best.
The slight difference in the price OF
the finest work over the other kind
should not be a bar, as the actual
value to you is greater than the differ
ence in the price.
Have q look at our late samples;
they are as near perfection as skin can
make them.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08

The BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN.
oEx, published In the Saturday Bulle.
tin and the Weekly Edition, gives a
concise and complete resume Of all L.
gal notices, calls for tenders, judg.
ments, building permits and real e.
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin,
rs cents per month. Weekly Bulletin,
81 per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08
Not Possible For Dele
gates To Get Together
Cn the 18th.
CHAIRMAN {. |. CRABBE
SENDS lNSIRUC lions
LIST OF CANDIDATES TO COME
BEFORE KAUAI CONVENTION.
ATKINSON MAKES A
STATEMENT.

apprehension Ouderkirk, A
Hooking, VIM. IL. Hoogs. Mark =. Rob-
inson. and L. +. Bishop from the
Fourth; Jas. A. Low, w. w. Gooda!e
md Frank Pahia from the Fifth; Jas.
H. BOYD. John c. Lane and Il. c. Win
ton at large.
Shcriff--A. NJ. Brown.
Attorney-W 7. Rawlins and +. NJ
Brooks and j. w Cathcart.
Treasures T.. Damon.
Clerk--Harry Murray. VIM. Sayidge
and Henry c. Vida.
Tax AssessOr-J. W. Pratt
Audltor--ClarenCe NJ. Willie. 4. J.
Campbell. Isaac II. Sherwood aad
Henry Davis.
X. n. Boyds name wds I......-.. u
for surveyor at the Knlihi feast LAST
night.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08

The Marquis Of Anglesey was visit
ing an orphan home In Sweden n few
months ago, when suddenly a little girl
laid hold upon his arm and addressed
him as daddy" without hesitation
he accepted the situation invented by
the infant, prevailed upon the authorf-
ties to let him adopt her and she il
now at Anglesey Castle.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08
NOTICE.

hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the Office of
COUNTY AUDITOR,
subject to the action OF the Republican
County Convention.
CLARENCE NJ. WHITE.
2549.2w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08
NOTICE.

hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the Office of COUNTY
CLERK. subject to the action of the
Republican County Convention.
II. L. MURRAY.
2549.2W
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08

Brooks and j. w Cathcart
Treasures. T.. Damon.
Harry Murray. VIM. Sayidge,
and Henry C., vida.
| Tax Assessor. W. Pratt.
AudItor-Clarence VI. Willie. A. J..
Campbell. Isaac II. Sherwood and
Henry Davis
| X. n. Boyd's name was ,.....,. 80. a
for surveyor at the Hnlihi feast last
night.
II has been definitely dC,IG,u Cat
the county committee eiU-,,a -. me
recent Republican primaries will as
semble in Progress hall at 1880 o'clock
next Monday evening and not during
the day as he'd been decided on by the
Territorial Central Committee. This
is done in order to accommodate tho
large number Of business men who are
delegates to the convention and who
would find II almost impossible to at
tend during the day.
A. l.. c. Atkinson was interviewed
today with reference to the boom be
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VIne! a, 'ne mimi Nemp '"au iaS'
nc pm 90 io''0"''
"%.e "evn '',"ns my li,eion W,
politics and yet for some reason or
other, they continue to look upon me
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nnn,ho, or ,ha ro,ars or tha Saro,,r
p,oaI,,,., 80, ,,,.os.,, can,,a,. 81
occnn,od ,bo ohatr os tho ,oas,mas,or
Al No ILL ,,ara ,ha ,oIIowin.. POI.
orr n pnvd n A,Linsnr A.
Zablan Isaac CocLe,t JacL KaIakteI,
Doyid Kaabaru nan Kam,k.uohoa
Kaka Isaac sherwood ami. wm Die.
nan During tho nrogress n, the feas,
Sana,or ,cht hoon,oJ r. A,Ltr
son for Tho ot,ics nt Coun,y A,,ornny
land n n Royd was named fgor County
surveyor Isaac sherwood received
the surport of tho seventh for Coup,y
Auditor
Vim Savldyo has como out with
formal announcement nj his c.ndidaoy
for county clerk Henry vida's an.
nouncement in connection win IN,
same office anneors In the RuI,etin IN.
day The 6pht betwcen these Two can.
didates will he very close indeed
The delegates 10 the Kauai count,
onvention have decided IN moot IN
saturday the 12th inst instead Of
Nondov rho ta,b bo,,ree nj Tho foo
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08

Salcs-lp Hawn. Sugar, S2i: 100
Hawn. Sugar. S2i: 100 Hawn. Sugar
S24: 100 Hawn. Sugar. S2l; 20 Hawn
Sugar, S2i; 10 Hawn. Sugar. $2i: 100
Olaa. S1O.2j: 30 Eva. 1913; 1910 Homo
kaa, Sl3; 30 McBryde, 81; ; HcBrydc.
81; > McBrydc 81.
Latest sugar quotation, 3.ss25 cents
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-08
NOTICE.

herey announce myself as a can
didate for the Office of
COUNTY AUDITOR,
subject to the action of the Republican
County Convention.
HENRY DAVIS.
2550-2w
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
When the Gun Goer on.

In an anteroom of the Cramp ship
yard there is a photograph, made in
Germany, Of a large Krupp gun dis
charging. The picture Is an admirable
one, and all the uniformed German Of
1cers in it have their hands over their
ears. They do not look very warlike
Or gallant In this attitude, and Of
the Cramp officials said Of them the
ether day: 'The Germans, English and
Russians must have weaker ears than
we, for they always stop them with
their fingers when big guns go off, but
we Americans don't find it necessary
to take this precaution. l remember at
the trial Of the Variag's guns how
amusing it was to see the Russian Off
GERS caring for their ears. Before the
firing began a wad Of cotton bigger
than your head was passed around,
and each man took a couple of pieces
and stuffed his ears with them. In adj
dition to this the Russians also held
their ears and shut their eyes when a
6 inch gun was fred. The Germans
and the English, 1 understand, can't
stand the reports Of big guns without q
similar set Of precautions. The Yam
kee, though, neither stufs his ear
with cotton nor stops them with his
fingers. Hence, when his guns go of,
he looks considerably mora romantic
and martial than those other chaps
Philadelphia Record.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
The Irish Color.

Green is universally regarded, says
the Westminster Gazette, as the Irish
color, but antiquarians say that green
as the national flag Of Ireland is Of
comparatively modern origin.
The latest authority to express an
opinion on the subject is the Rev.
Canon French, a learned member of
the Royal Irish academy. He does not
accept the explanations that the green
flag was adopted by the United Irish
men at the close Of the eighteenth cen.
fury by blending the orange and the
blue, the latter being regarded by
some as the Irish flag.
He asserts the emerald green stand
ard was used in Ireland in the six
teenth century, but it was not till the
eighteenth century that it became the
national color.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26

AN OLD TIME

Wilma Its Faded Pages Are Founa
many Quaint Observations.
A rare Possession in the line Of nuh.
Is a torn and faded volume
owned by Mrs. P. W. Williams Of this
city. 1t is described on the title page
as The New England Almanack and
Genteman's and Lady's Diary For the
year of Our Lord Christ 177a-Ctrc,.
lated Fer the Meridian of New Ion-
don, In Lat. Al Deg. Is Min. North"
Inc key to, the forecast Of the days Of
each month is furnished from a crude
drawing Of 1.-THE Anatomy Of Mans
Body, as Govern'd by the Twelve Con-
stellat1ons." The various months are
preceded by q timely verse Of poetry,
and scattered through the weather Ia
Dies are notes indicating the a~nniversa-
ries OF important events, poetic quota
IONS and aphorisms. Timely warnings
as to probable weather conditions are
gwen at various periods. For In
stance, between the 9Th and the 9th
of August the farmer Is advised to
make money while you may, for a
mighty storm is coming" In the space
devoted to this month is this admont-
don: would you keep well this month
beware OF cold, raw fruit and evening
air" In the November table it is
stated, Many things are frozen, all
things are cold, the young ladies ex-
cepted." This uncharitable observation
is set down in the December page:
The dame that's old now feels the
cold, which makes her scold." In the
February chronicle IL found this warn.
ing: "Monopolizers, take care, lest you
are dragged to the bar"
Included in the interesting contents
are a poetic narrative entitled 1.-THE
Neglected Maids Lamentations" a
number of precepts, a list Of the
Friends Yearly Meetings In New
England" a treatise on "How to Get
Riches" Distance of the Principal
Towns IN New England From New
London, With the Most Noted Houses
of Entertainment on Road" "a Table
Of Interest at 6 Per Cent" IA Poem
on That Worthy Commander In Chief
Of the Army Of the United States, by a
Friend to His Country" and "A Re-
ceipt For Picking Beef and Pork
Topeka State Journal.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
Garland.

Hamlin Garland has been much lion
lied in New York the past winter. He
has now gone west for the summer, to
relapse to "The Joys Of the Trail" An
invitation for one reception read as
follows: "You are invited to foregather
at Ye River Inn, number -, Of The
Drive by Ye River at half after eight
of Ye clock on February nineteenth.
The motive thereof to greet Master
Hamlin Garland, knight Of the Pen,
and Mistress Garland. There vii be
some entertainment by Ye goodlie COM
pany Of Ye River Inn Cabaret" o ye
eeper at lions!-New York Mail and
Express.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26

The shah, who inherited 1000 wives
from his. father, has reduced his harem
from 100 to go, ian astounding limo
vaton," as no previous shah has had
under 1890.
The late surveys Of the English coast
show q. loss Of land Of 10000 acres
since 1887, although in some places, as
a New, Romney, the solid ground has
been pushed out two miles or more into
he Sea.
Since his appointment as jailer Of the
Thames police court thirteen years ago
nearly 10000 prisoners have passed
through the hands of Sergeant John
Baker, who retired recently after some
ewenty-six years police service.
Telltale tattoo marks recording their
censtancy in love identified two prison
ess In North London recently as desert
era. II love Lottie Bartin," confessed
the left arm Of one, while the other
man bore the initial letters Of the name
Of the beloved object.
Taxes are paid on $4,000 dogs in Ber-
In. In addition to this number, there
are 2.16S watchdogs, 221 dogs belong
Ing to blind aud deaf people, 1852 dogs
used for drawing small carts and 11S
belonging to the kaiser or to members
Of foreign embassies.
What may be termed a musical type
writer is an instrument to be attached
70 a piano for the purpose of writing
down In musical characters all the
notes Of the tunes played upon it. This
new instrument is adapted for the use
OF composers and those who have to
arrange music for bands.
The Baptist temple, Brooklyn, has a
remarkable chorus choir. For the past
year ffty-four of the members had a
perfect record of attendance, and the
average Of the entire chorus was over
W pei cent. The chorus has an organi-
1atlon OF its own. This chorus has done
n work for q number Of years.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
Enr1t,h oaks For California.

The people of California have been
planting some shoots Of famous Eng
lish oaks. Thanks to the kindness and
generosity Of the Duke Of Portland, to
whom application was made, a num-
Der of specimen trees were sent, rep
resenting such noted trees as the "Ma.
jor," parliament ''tGreendale" and
Butchers SHAMELESS" oaks. These
were duly presented to the authorities
of Pleasanton, CAL, and also to the
Golden Gate park Of San Francisco
county.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
STANDS BY HIS OLD LOVE

. Editor Republican :-Of course, be-
ine an outsider, this capital fight is
none of my business but you could
hardly expect a fellow who had helped
TO boost Mitchell in two past cam
na,cns OF a similar sort, to keep abso-
lutely quiet: and I know my good
friends out at Pierre will take no ex-
ceptions If butt In in a reminiscent
sort of a way.
The old timers in Mitchell will re-
call the exciting times back in 's3
when we loaded up the best 100 ACRES
adjacent to town and with a certii fed
check for 800, 600 in BURNSIDE pocket
chased the famous, not to say notori-
Gus, capital commission from Canton
to Fargo, and cussed them thence
from hades to breakfast because Bis
marck got the prize. But win or lose,
Mitchell developed the spirit then
which has carried it through 20 years
Of shadow and sunshine to It's present
proud position as--one OF the best
towns in the state OF South Dakota.
Later, in 1889, after the state had
been admitted and the temporary
capital campaign by popular vote was
on, nearly all Of your readers will re-
call how we dug up $4,000 in cold
cash, hired a special train, filled it
with brass bands and boomers and
cot the worth Of our money in real
fun, with no dead horses to pay for,
even il Aurora county did get away
from US and we came mighty near
losing Dawson.
But we had them all guessing then
and the town got full worth for its
money in being advertised as far
from a dead one. And when the per-
manent location campaign opened the
following year Mitchell and Dawson
county split even between Pierre and
Huron after one Of the most exciting
and demo1alizing election days that
any community eve saw.
The third fight is at hand and it
promises to be decisive. The same
arguments which were used in behalf
OF Mitchell are just al applicable now
as they were 20 or IA years ago, and
I imagine the old files of The Repub-
lican will reveal some statements of
fact and compilation OF figures which
will be worth looking up at least.
Certainly the town has just as fine d
site for a capitol building as it had
in 1893, and its accessibility and rail-
road facilities are greatly improved
over those Of 1889. And that these
latter day boomers are just as ener-
getic and resourceful as were those
Of The earlier time is shown by the
clever manipulation of the late legis-
lature and the comprehensive plan Of
campaign which has been mapped
out for the ensuing year.
Indeed, I can see where the rail-
road argument can be made very
effective for Mitchell, if the lines
should happen to be drawn between
the two great systems which serve
the state; but as I said at the outset
it Is really none OF my business.
Clate Tinan is equal to all Of the de-
mands Of the publicity department,
and Harry Bras and Tom Burns can
probably think Of a whole lot of
things which would never occur to
me at this distance:
From the standpoint of an impair
tial observer I mustn't be blamed il
the associations Of a dozen years of
hustling with the rest of you cause
me un%consciously to lean a little to-
wards the prospects Of my old town.
Ralph W. WheelOck.
Minneapolis, June 20, 1903.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
No Longer the Ideal.

NO LO68eF the Ide0I.
woman very seldom gets her ideal
husband"
Every naturally. You see, even II he
is her ideal before marriage he gener-
ally ceases to be 1t afterwardL"-
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
Ambixuous.

Mr.. Quarles-Well, I see old Cold
man is dead and leaves upward Of
three millions. Wouldn't you like to
be his widow?
Mrs. Quarles (sweetly)-No, dear;
nothing could possibly delight me more
than just to be yours.-Public Ledger.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
Beautiful Effect

"How was Ethelinda's graduation
essay?"
Beautiful" answered the proud
mother. "We spared no expense in
ribbons to bind it, and l have no hest
tation in saying it was the most be-
coming essay in the class."-Washing-
ton Star.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
rhe strenuor. Vocation.

Caterby-What are you doing in
town? I thought you were living in
the country, playing golf, pingpong,
tether ball and going to dances.
Peterkin-I am. But I have to come
to town occasionally to get rested
Detroit Free Press.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
HUMOR or THE HOUR

The Gentle Arr of Courtesy.
Talk about European politenessl
How is this for American manners:
Tom and his hancee were jogging
home from a fox chase in North Caro-
lima when a big black horse came
charging down the hill behind them.
They hadn't thought much Of the
riders horsemanship on the field, but
was sitting down to his work now
and had a Jaw like Gibson's version ,of
Richard Harding Davis. The horse
had n of the same kind and a Ro-
man nose. Tom pulled to one side Of
he road and his companion to the
other, while between them rushed that
black simeon. The man on his back
was in very real danger, but as he
bolted past them he actually bowed,
to the awful detriment Of his balance,
and called out:
Il beg your pardon"
Under the circumstances that was q
triumph of politeness. New York
Times.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
The seemins InJustice Of 1t.

The Seeming Injustice of 1t.
'oThtngs are wrong" observed the
observer of events and things, when
a reputable physician has to pay mon.
ey for a certificate to practice and a.
fourteen-year-old girl with a new plano
doesn't."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
Mtrrored Tbourht.

Mirrored Thoughts.
I'm gazing into Kitty's face,
OF which I now am writing.
And see a pair of roguish eyes
Which really are inviting.
A nose that's slightly ~retrousse,
A mouth SO small and pretty
! grieve the chance will me- er be mine
To steal a kiss from Kitty.
80 cruel fate. to make amends
I blush to think. the pity
Will give some horrid man tho kiss,
Because. you see. I'm Kitty.
.GcLandburgh Wilson in New York Hss.
aid.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
His Callinr,

Uncle John-What are you going to
do when you are a man?
Erving (the ~clergyman's youngest
Well, I shall be a charcoal man or a
minister. I've got to holler.-Town and
Country.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26
M

81 Plausible.
Whats the derivation OF the word
'collegey"
II give it up"
"But surely the word must mean
something"
"Oh, l guess it was just faxed up by
some poet who needed a rhyme for
knowledge "-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-06-26

The More ,Difhcult Part.
1.-THE actor" said Rosciuss, should al
ways forget that he has an audience.
he should immense his soul in his lines
and e
That's all very pretty" interrupted
Horatio Tiewalker. ut isn't half SO
much trouble to forget that he has an
audience as to forget that. he hasn't
one."-Judge.