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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

WANTED-A DO jitlon by young lady stem
ographer VINO Ia axes mimeographing and
carbon work specially. Address e TO- -
this ofice.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

JACKSON, HURST & STAFFORD-Attorneys
at law. once in Rock Island National
bank building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

CONNOLLY & CONNELLY-Attorney at
law. Money loaned. ONCE over Cramp-
tons book store, 17l9 Second avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
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WANTED-An experienced collector at
Bergman's collection agency, 207 Brad V
street. Davenport. Iowa.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
FOR RENT-RoOas.


FOR RENT-A nicely furnished front room
Apply al 53S Twentieth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

FLDRISISs
THE LONGVIEW Park Floral company,
Meyer & BehrinG, Props. Green houses
1ll5 Fifteenth street Plants, cut flowers
and designs.
HENRY GAETJER - Proprietor Chippian-
mock nursery. Cut flowers al designs of
all kinds. City store, 1907 Sepnd avenue.
Telephone $40.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

each county, local resident
representative to sell our high grade CT
gars to the trade on a new proposition;
quality and price defy competition. Able
statesmen can easily make from $500 to $500
a month, Exclusive territory given; no
capital needed; no pay for samples ex-
Samels & Co, 69-71 Dearborn street, Chica-
60 Ill
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

HAYES & CLEAVELAND - The pioneer
agency. Old time and fire tested compa-
MES. Fire, lightning. plate glass. tornado,
accident, lite, or almost any form OF risk.
Ground floor offices 30 TO 2lS, Eighteenth
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

WANTED-At once, a good cutter at Miss
Townsends dress making parlors, Sew
enteenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
PHYSICIANS.

n. NJ. MOORE, NJ. D-Star block. Hours 10
to II 4. m, to and after p. m.
DR.. CORA EMERY REED-Homeopathic
physician. Special attention to diseases of
ear, nose and throat. once hours, $50 to
IL a. m, TO p. m. 321 Sixteenth street,
Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
MULTIPLICATION


WANTED-Position as stenographer by
young lady. Salary no object Address
20, this ONCE.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

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McCASKRTN & McCASKRIN-Attorne at
law. Rock Island and Milan. Rock Island
once in Bengston block. Milan ONCE on
Main street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
BANK REFERENCE

A large number of patients
have deposited the fee in the
Davenport Union Savings
Bank. and thus far every dol
lar so deposited has by the
patients order been turned
over to me within so days,
which is the time required to
cure any case.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

WANTED - Trustworthy person IN each
county to manage business, old establish
ed house, solid financial standing: straight
bona fide weekly cash salary S18 paid by
check each wednesday, with all expenses
direct from headquarters; money advanc-
ed for expenses. Manager, 379 Caxton bldg.
Chicago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
DENTISTS.

J. T. TAYLOR-Dentist. once hours $50 to
IL m, 100 TO p. N. 219H Eighteenth
street, opposite Union once. Telephone
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

MONEY TO LOAN-In any amount, on any
kind of security. Also choice property tor
sale or rent. W. L. Coyne, $50 Seventeenth
street, up stairs.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

WANTED-Young man for bookkeeper
State age. experience and salary expected
Address &C %, ;" care Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
MONEY TOLOAN.


lowest rates. Marion E. Sweeney, attor-
ney, rooms 1886, Mitchell s. Lynde build
ing, Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

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wASTED-Washing to do at home. Ad
dress o. this office.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

TORNADO INSURANCE-Rates for city
property 20 cents per SlOO one year, 30 cents
per 800 three years, 90 cents per 800 five
years. Call or address C. r. Chamberlin
Agent, Mitchell & Lynde building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
MISCELLANEOUS.

DIRT given away for filling purposes on
Twentieth street Apply to H. f. Krell,
us Seventeenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

established wholesale house,
recently Incorporated, extending business,
desires to engage competent manager for
branch house. Salary Sl00 per month, ex-
penSes and commission. Must invest 81 600
In capital stock of company, on which divi-
dend of per cent will be guaranteed, and
furnish satisfactory references. Address,
Secretary, box 440 Kansas City, Mo.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

FOR RENT-Furnished front rooms with all
modern conveniences at9lO Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

WANTED-Girl to do kitchen work at the
Rock Island depot lunch room, Thirty first
street and Fifth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
FOR Observation-Disclosures.

FOR OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
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FOR SALE-Fresh Jersey mich COW, apply
1924 Eighth avenue.
FOR SALE-Gas stove almost new. Che ap.
Inquire at 1916 Fourth avenue.
FOR SALE-Registered English Pointer
pups. Inquire at 1902 Fifth avenue.
FOR SALE-A Iady's wheel Elgln make. in
first class condition. Apply al 1902 First
avenue.
FOR SALE-Cheap. rubber tired phaetOn
in good condition. Inquire at s3i Twenty
first street.
FOR SALE-A two-horse express wagon or
will trade for one-horse delivery wagon at
2O25 Fourth avenue.
FOR SALE-Centrally located milk and
cream dairy with complete outfit ice cream
freeZers, etc. cheap. Goldsmith 4 Mckee.
FOR SALE-For 500. if taken at once, a
four-h horse power gasoline engine with
propeller suitable tor 24-toot launch. In
Quire at 1888 Seventh avenue
FOR SALE-Cheap. it taken at once, two
seated spring buggy with canopy top. S25;
also one phaeton 500. Call at 5S5 Twenty
second street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

WANTED-SeveraI bright young men be
tween ages of Is and 25. Ones willing l,
work. Good wages. Inquire at Harper
house.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
INSURANCE.

INSURANCE on dwellings and household
goods a specially. Oldest and best com
panies, lowest rates c. r. Chamberlin
Mitchell & Lynde block. Phone 1890.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06
EDUCATIONAL.

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VILLA DE CHANTAL-A home school for
girls conducted by the sisters of the Visi-
tation. Rudimentary and higher branches
and all polite accomplishments taught.
Twentieth street and Fifteenth avenue,
Rock ISlaud.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

WANTED-At once a dressmaking appren
tice at Miss NJ E. Townsend'S. 6l6 = even
teenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

DO YOU WANT AGENTS?-Many years ex-
perience places us in position to give you
valuable Information along lines that will
assure you success. Ask for free letters
of Information and bulletin of daily papers
that pay. We also start responsible par
ties In the mail order and agency supply
business Lord & Carver, Racine, Wis.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

IF YOU WISH your money to earn higher
rate of interest than is paid by savings
banks, call on Marion Z. Sweeney, attor-
ney, rooms 1886, Michele Lynde building,
Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms for light
housekeeI ing. Inquire at 527 Seventeenth
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-05-06

without removal and in a quiet way. Cali
on us for quick loans. Fidelity Loan COM
pany, Room IS. Mitchell s. Lynce block.
WANTED-To loan money on diamonds,
watches, jewelry, hardware, musical in
struments, bicycles, clothing, dry goods,
furniture, etc. Highest cash prices paid
for second hand goods of all kinds also
The above goods for sale at half the usual
store prices. All business transactions
strictly confidential. His new number ana
location, 1923 Second avenue. Don't forget
tt Jones secondhand store. Two rings
on i347
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
MERE MENTION.

The Nye family, Of which the IA
nous humorist, "Bnl" Nye, was a
member, formed an association at
Sandwich, Mass, recently, and will
hereafter hold yearly reunions.
The new commander-in-chief Of the
Grand Army Of the Republic, Gen.
Stewart Is but 81 years old. lie en-
listed while a boy and served over four
years during the war Of the rebellion.
John D. Rockefeller, who never usea
tobacco and decries its use by others,
Is said to be at the head Of the combi-
nation which is endeayoring 10 gain
control Of the manufacture Of tobacco
in this country.
Bishop Leighton Coleman, Of the
Protestant Episcopal church Of Della
ware, has just returned to his home in
Wilmington, having completed his
annual vacation tramp. Every year
the bishop dons a rough suit Of clothes
and starts on an expedition Of this
kind. His latest tour was 200 miles in
the mountains of Tennessee and
North Carolina, all on foot. He travels
incognito, stopping over night wher-
ever he hnds 1t most convenient and
mingling with all sorts Of people.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

down, and Immediately began a war
dance, springing from his seat like a
jackin-the-box A good-loohng young
woman by his side seized his damp coat
tails, and, with a cry of "Oh, Cholly!"
Joined in the remarkable scene.
The conductor rushed forward and
endeavored to calm the strangely ex-
cited trio. He collared the young man,
and, uttering a whoop that could be
heard two blocks under ordinary at
mospheric conditions, Joined in the
wild dance.
About that time the floor and near
ly everything else in the car began to
sputter. The dancers sputtered loud
er than anything else, and there was
swish" a curl Of blue smoke, and
a sudden stoppage Of the car. The
three passengers tumbled into the seat
in a heap, the fat woman on top. The
conductor waved his arms frantically,
and then pulled the big woman of the
heap.
"Must be water in the slot, ," he said,
with an air Of great wisdom.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
FORTUNE ON BUSHES.
Truly Marvellous Phase Of the Won
derfuI Nebraska Crops of the
Present Season.

The fairy tale Of money growing on
bushes was realized this week along
the right Of way of the Burlington rail-
road between Hyannis and Alliance,
Neb.
A gang Of section men were at work
when one Of them noticed something
that looked like a bill waving from
the tangled top Of sunfower growing
by the roadside. He investigated. 1t
was a treasury note for ten dollars.
He walked few steps further and
there, nodding from a branch Of bit
of dog fennel, was another bill Of sim
liar denomination.
He called to his companions and the
entire gang threw down their tools
and started on money hunt. For
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
CAN'T Be SEPARATED
Some People hay Learned How
10 Get Rid Of Both

Backache and kidney ache are twin
brothers
You can't separate them
And you can't get rid OF the DacAache
until you cure the kidney ache
II the kidneys are we'll ana strong,
the rest Of the system is pretty sure 10
be in vigorous health
Doan's Kidney Pills make strong
healthy kidneys.
MIR. Henry Murphy. Of 6si Broadway,
Memphis. Tenn. professional nurse
says: For year or two pain ana
weakness across the loins and difficulty
with the kidney secretions indicated
that my kidneys were either oyertaxed
or weakened All my knowledge OF
medicine failed to bring relief, ana
ever anxious to get md OF the trouble
before it became chronic, | got box
Of Doan's Kidney Pills at Hammer x
Ballgrd's drug store They performed
their work very satisfactorily. l know
Of a great many others in Memphis
who have been benefited by Doan's
Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price 90
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, \.
Y, sole agents for the United states
Remember the name-Doans ana
take no other
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
FARMvILLE, VA, FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1903
EXPERIENCE WITH PIES.
The Woman Who Was Making Then
Chcwcd Tobacco, and fhe Boys
Lost Their Desire.

"All sorts of trades, said the cap
tain, relates the Chicao Inter Ocean,
were represented in the old union
army. There were men who could
repair watches. who could mend
shoes, who could make trousers, who
could shoe horses, repair wagons, and
run locomotives. ] remember ON one
occasion when the general asked all
the men in our brigade who knew
anything about managing locomo-
tiyes TO step ten PAGES TO the front
Forty men stepped forward ON the
instant, and the general, nonplused.
said, simply: The hell you say. Very
well, let me see YOU fix that old en-
CINE down there. in half an hour the
engine was ready for business.
The Twentieth Illinois, however,
took the prize for novelty in occu-
pations. We had two men, Henry {.
Payne and Martin Bechtcl. wno. after
Shiloh, made a medicine of yellow dock
and some other roots. which they sold
to the natives as a cure-all for ague,
malaria, fever. headache, backache,
and what they were fond Of calling
genera, debility They sent home
for bottles, and they sold gallons
Of this medicine before the boys
learned what they we're doing. Then
they dubbed them doctors aud that
name chung TO them, not only in the
army, but after they came home, and
the last that 1 knew of them they
were DR. Payne and 'Dr.' Bechtel
I'VE had some rare old experiences
in campaigns after shiloh. While we
were at Britton's Lane, or near Brit
tons Lane, at Oustenala forl, ON the
Iatchee river, ] went out wi u IS
men on an expedition with several OBJ
iects IN mind. One of them was TO
have some pies baked if we could find
any of the native women who knew
how to bake pies. We took % pounds
Of -four with us. and, coming to a
farm On which there was O good
sized orchard, and where we found
one lN.M anu rfNFlui WWiNNNf ~ IVA .
the -four TO be made into pies on
shares. The women were to furnish
the apples and bake the pies. and we
were 10 furnish the -four, and the
pies were to be divided equally be-
tween the solciers and the bakers.
We left the flour there. and prnceeo-
ed on our excursion. which was TO
carry MS several miles further. and
the pies were TO be baked by the time
we returned.
"We came back at the time agreed
upon, ont were informed that the pies
were just ready for the oven. The
apples had been pared and sliced. and
tall, slovenly woman was kneading
the dough, and. with our mouths wa
tering. we decided to wait until the
pies were baked, and take our share
with rs. We stacked arms. and sat
down 10 watch operations, expecting
to enjoy the making Of pies down in
Tennessee, as we did the making Of
pies in the old-fashioned kitchens at
home.
"We were crazy for pies and were
not squeamish as to methods, but we
were lot prepared for what came
upon us. The oven in which the pies
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
Q .noh Lee. very Moras.,,

The Tip of the Tongue man of the
New York Press tells OF a most unso-
phisticated Florida Cracker seeing
the sights Of New York. Some friends
drove past Grants tomb in victoria
with him on the front seat, his eyes as
searching as an astigmatic lens.
"Whose house IS that?" he asked. as
the carriage wheeled in front. why
don't you know?" replied one of the
escort. "That's Lees monument"
"Bob lee. didn't know these darned
Yanks had raised anything Ike that to
Bob Lee. They amt as bad as we've
given them credit for" Look mp there
at Lees famous words: Let Us Have
Peace!" "Ding my cats! That's so.
Them's Bob Lees very words. ] was
standin' under the apple tree at Ap-
pomattox and heard him say 'em. III
tell nv wife about that when ] get back
TO jacksonville. That thing must have
cost money"
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
VOL XIII.
CITY DIRECTORY.

.,.xos-W. o.. Rianton.
r,rNr or lnI NClL-W. 4. Anderson.
-, ,,,r~rrf Bv Committees.
tVN,,e-W. P. GILLIAN, y. r. Davidson
s'fE O.. Morris ,r.n \ u nsv,dsor
enriinancc-h. p. Nii' ~ d. "Ni"s""
ii FrHmncrl
al9 fterv-W. Anderson, A. r. Cralle
- \. b. Davidson. q, ,,-.,,...,
sna fsrv-W. P. Gillian. A. r Cralie and
f. 7. ..bs,-N s'-NB Il. Davidson, p. l.. Morris and
"a. Wiz i'R. Martir. E. l.. Morris and W.
+ Aog'S.. A',o,l'e.~E. o.. Erambert w. p. Gillian
nd IL l.. Morris. .. ,,.,,... .,,, "a
p o..." 'iG-onse-W. r. Anderson, f. L.
,..t,.ferf .rf 4. r. Cralle.
F T. WNtsc. ". r. Anderson ana
j. 49, 4. @-i T.. Frambert, A. r.. cralle and W.
B. ~ NISr \. f cralio, r. L. Eramoert and
D. X lNs,,,suF war l.. Morris. +. C. Wltse and n
D. .-.,','lTerk Jos r Garland.
., Ir.t.urer-~ ". Pauleu, Jr.
c,,,,~,is.foner of Revenue-P. II. I. Rice
~, Ssrreqnt-R. ID. Miller
eel.S.si e.lie Foeus and J. r. Lyon.
rSief sire Department o.. ". hOoesoh'
st-sst l'ommi s~loner-J. = harI
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
STREET CAR COMEDY.
Electricity Got Loose and Passengers
Joined Hands and Danced
and Shrleked.

During a downpour Of rain on re-
cent afternoon, says the New York
Tribune, a woman Of not far from
200 pounds weight entered a Madison
avenue car at Fifty-ninth street, and
waddled toward a broad expanse Of va
cancy far forward. The floor was wet
from umbrella drippings, and the
woman's gloves and shoes were in the
same condition. AS she was about
to sit down she hooked the crook
Of her umbrella over the strap pole
above to ease her descent, uttered a
yell, and collapsed.
A fair-haired young man sitting next
to her grabbed her hand as she went
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

three hours they searched up and down
the right Of way and far afeld.
At almost every yard their trouble
was rewarded by finding either a five
or ten-dollar bill. Some bills were
tangled in the tops Of weeds, others
half hidden in bushes along the fence,
and still others in the stubble Of the
field.
The entire days cleanup Of the eight
was s2.135. When the find was report
ed, word came from headquarters that
a money pouch containing $500 had
been lost from an express shipment the
day before. -.
The supposihon IS that the bag fell
out of the open car door and was
ground to pieces under the wheel and
the contents were scattered TO the
winds. This hypothesis is supported
by the later discovery OF portions Of
the damaged pouch.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

were 10 be baked was heating in
one corner of a huge fireplace. The
woman kneading the dough was
chewing tobacco. and every two
minutes was splitting across her
shoulder toward the oven. Every
time she spat she would wipe her
mouth with the back of her hand,
and 90 ON mixing pie crust. looked
at the men. and they looked expect
antlv st me. l explained hurriedly
that we couldn't wait, and we cut out
for camp. That experience almost
cured us of the pie habit
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

One Of the most remarkable cases Of
a cold, deep-seaied on the lungs, caus-
ing pneumonia, is that Of Mrs. Ger
trude T. Fenner, Marion, Ind was en-
tirely cured by the use Of One Minute
Cough Cure She says: "The cough
ing and straining so weakened me
that | run down in weight from lis to
92 pounds tried a number OF reme-
dies TO no avail until used One Min
ute Cough Cure Four bottles OF this
wonderful remedy cured me entirely
Of the cough, strengthened my lungs
and restored me to my normal weight,
health and strength-The Winston
Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

Probably your physician has told
YOU that rheumatism is incuraDle'
discoveries are being made in medicine
as we'll as in other things. Rheumacide
is a discovery. 1t positively cures
rheumatism. At druggists.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

81 suppose you regard Eve as to
blame for tempting Adam to eat the
apple?"
Not at all, answered Miss Cayenne.
''Eye was too generous to want the ap-
pie all for herself, and Adam was not
gentleman enough to let her have IT,"
Washington Star.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

Wederly-What makes you think the
widow who just moved in next door is
childless?
Mrs. Wederly-I was talking 10 her
across the back fence to-day and she
told me how l ought to raise my little
girl.-Chicago Daily News.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
Inherifed FacnItY.

Barnes-There goes Hitler in his au-
tomobile. How quickly be has learned
to run the thing.
Shield-Yes; ] suppose il is a faculty
that is inherited. His father used to
be quite an expert at the wheelbar-
row.-Boston Transcript.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
Summer II sort.

We can sell you modern home with
100 acres Of improved land, which has
established reputation as summer re-
sort. One hour by rail from Richmond,
three miles from depot, good road.
Exceptionally desirable neighborhood.
Farmyille Farm Agency.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

LETS go have a drink, Smithers."
"No, I've sworn of this week for
test"
"Why, what are you testing?"
Myself. As long as find can stop
l won't stop; but as soon as l find l
can't stop l will stop."-Town Topics.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
ErnerIenfin Dncef.

The Prospective Bride sometimes
wish / had more experience in house
keeping and domestic life.
The Old Stager-But, my dear, fyou
had you would never get married.-N'
Y. Herald.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
The best pill meath the star; and stripes;

The best pill meath the stars and stripes
IN cleanses the system and never grlpes'
Ask for DeWitts and take no substitute
A small pill, easy to buy, easy to take
and easy to act, but never failing IN re-
suits. DeWitt's Little Early kisers
arouse the secretions and act as tonic
to the liver, curing permanently.-Ihe
Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
The Best Prescript for Malaria

Cbills and Fever is a bottle OF Groves
Tasteless Chill Tonic. 1t is simply Iron
and Ouinine in a tasteless form. No
Cure. No Pay. Price, 5Oc.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

The Minister'S Wife-I'm afraid Mr..
Skinfint does not realize that the
Lord loves a cheerful giyer.
The Minister-Oh, don't know. The
less he gives the more cheerfully he
gives it.-Town and Country.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

"How pleasant it is to see husband
and wife Of one mindl"
1T is, indeed. There's the Robinsons,
for example. She thinks there's no.
body in the world like Robinson, and
he thinks so, too."-Tit-Bits
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

When you take Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic because the formula is
plainly printed on every bottle showing
that It IS simply Iron and Quinine in a
tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay Doc.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06
snia.r rhrend, LIke Cord

Some of the spiders found in Jayan-
ese forests spin webs 50 thick and
strong they are like silken cords, end
have 10 be cut with a knife.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-03-06

Casey-Kelly called me loyer, but
OF got satisfaction out ay him.
Rooney-Ye did?
Casey-Oi did! He knocked out two
ay me teeth thot hov bin throubling
me fer moonths.-Puck.