The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-12
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wns filled with cries " waiter
Here, you 's.s-st.' Boy, tn BILL
Amt I tliver goin' to get that pie?
An so On. Charicymayne Tower bur
Y I'D sfr,m tn room. While he was
Z. standin.tb ut tn dure " tn palace an
lookin' down With horror Of, his
i broadctotn partaloons. q gran took
came behind him. tapped III him on on
II. shoulder an said: Gail Grand
Jock oscaroffskis hack an be quick
q about It. Charleymayne Tower cud
hear 10 more Ho lenped firm tn
scene w HIS disaster an calm q
drofsky, made til dhriver haste at
wanst to d. tailor nan's. There he
i ordered TIL suit I tell ye about.
Wan week later a. tall magniii-
Gently attircd man sthrode into IN
rile chamber. @ It was IN american
4 ambassadure. AS he marched along
h d buzz Nv excitemint ran acrost that
splindid room, TIL English am nassa.
\ dure turned with an oath an left tn
rile prislnce, .Malydiction. says TIL
veecont Boulbaze. lie stun is Offs
p III gran. 4 duchess Olgarina give a
4 passionate cry an tainted. Tn Amer
Ii lean ambassadors stflrodc on unmind-
4 ful IN tn. excitement. TIL Car. who
Is q prudent husband. . stint his wife
}5fr,mg tn ROOM Thin steppin firm
tn. throne, he advanced to meet tn
REPRESENTATIVES, Nv a gr-reat people. TIL
n arnbassadure was preparin to kneel
whin tn monarch said: Nay. Charley
nayr,e, kneel not to me In THIN pants
" on this fure.5 Rather, shud l kneel
to thee, r r niver since king an tailor
i fined together to rule tn wurruld.
has human legs been encased IN so
& happy q pair Nv boomers. At last
Il America takes It's thrue station among
tn nations W. tn earth That night
i tn threaty was signed be which tn &
Car agreed to- sind three millyon
* Rooshyan Jews to this country be-
fure TIL first Nv May, an Lord Ronald
" hurled $himsilf firm TIL great Popola--
4 potcher bridge intos$t Neya. afther
Il ahootin, his tailor. Now they have
Il promoted CharleYmayne Tower. but
his UNIFORM remains upon tn banks
Nv tn frozen Neva an against It nay
Il ether arrystocratic intrigue nor dis
! potic within will prevail
II think It h Is a good thing. Hin
Missy It's goin' to save us a lot ~
throuble In pickin out diplomats II
will no longer be Melissa ~ to finasor me
wan who wudden't wurruck at homo
N an whose rilltives wud like to sind
him out ~ tn country to uphold thu
I'll dignity an honor w our fair land
abroad. All we have to do Is to get
tn UNIFORM an thrust amy kind e w
i, man Into IT.. tn PrtsIdInt has dis
pair Nv olive green panta-8
looms an ecroo coat to be ambas-
sadure exthra ordhlnry an minister
plinipootinchry " thu United States
8 at tn coort Nv Saint Jesms.' TIL
Hon.rable Caliphas snivvy has been
promoted firm tn Hussars unyfcrm
" at Il Aiadhrid.' TIL. demands " tn
United States Govermint on tn I'm
pror " Ching was PRESENTED yister-
Il dab be bear skin cap. q blue an
silver coat an a pair " yellow pa nta-
( looms. TIL Impror was much i'm "A
1prissed.' It'll be grand. Whin tn
Prisidlnt wants to find an imissary
" f'r an important missyons he'll call
on a tailor. They'll be signs In tn
windies " TIL clothing stores: III Ply
mouth Rock diplomats: they niver
tear. 'Nobby styles Iii American am
Il bassadures. fifteen dollars. AM there
We ARE. " Il s
well. itlmust be thryln' to be took
fr n waiter" said Mr.. Hennessy.
ut is,'' said Mr.. Doolcy. TT is
Z extremely nnnyin'&to tn proud soul
Nv messenger to be mfstook f'r a
waiter. Butt shud like to hear what
Ill TIL walters think about 1t. Amy
how, I bet no wan liver took Binja-
min Fra klin f'rl q waiter
IT wondherj why ~ said Mr.. Hen
I messy an asse v b d NJ
{ II don't know said Mr.. 4, Dooley.
''onless It was that even In TIL pr1s-
ince w king. Binjamin Franklin
niver felt like a waiter Z & Fl