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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
STRIKE is SETTLED.
Arizona Miners Accept the companys
Offer.

Morenci, Ariz, June 1.-THE strike
is settled. The men accepted the COM
pany's offer of nine hours gay for
eight hours work. The territorial
guard will leave camp to-day. Five
troops of regulars from Forts Grant
end Huachuca are here. Col Lebo in
command. Italians only are not inclu-
ded in the settlement.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
Student Finds Death In River.

st. Paul, June IA. - Oscar LeErun,
thirteen years old. student at st.
Thomas college. was drowned in the
Mississippi river ct o'clock last even
ing while bathing. His father is Jean
LeBrun of Belle Occur. N. d.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
WON'T PAY TAXES.
Indians Stand of the Government
AGENT With Guns.

Missorla. Mont, June 16. - Trouble
is brewing in the Flathead Indian res
ervation. as the result of the attemp
of an Indian agent to collect taxes OF
Indian cattle where there are more
than 100 head in the herd, Paymen
of the tax was refused by the redskins
and when Maj. Smead attempted t
seize the cattle for the taxes the In
dams stood him off with their rifles.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

rarrrr.p, IsD. 1T was
a rheumatiSm- could
~ relief from the doc
began TO improve on
rg Doan's sample and
two boxes at our drug
ana. although 6s years
- / am almost q new
was troubled a good
with my water :. had 70 !.
In four and Ave times 9
That trouble is over
ard once more ! can
the night through. NY
Eksche Is all gone, ana l
~ YOU ever so mucn TOT
wondetful m ed icine,
ms kidney Pills"
JYo. Fl. HUBER,
ss,dent Ridgeyille,
Indiana, State Bank.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
This viii Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Child
rem. used by Mother Gray, nurse in
Children's Home, New York, Cure Fever
ishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the bowels and destroy
Worms. Sold by all Druggists, 25c. Sample
FREE. Address A. 5. Olmsted, Leroy, n. Y.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
DOAN'S GET BACK PEST

.s,,r hacks are eased. Zip, back. and
na;1s overcome. Swelling of the
md dropsy signs vanish
%.r correct urine with brick dust sedi-
\ high colored. pain in passing. drib-
frequency. bed wetting. Doan's
s s.v pills remove calculi and gravel.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

FALMOUTH, Va. -"I mf-
Tered over twelve months
with pain In the small OF nv
PACK. Medicines and plas
ters gave only temporary
rellef. Doan's Kidney Pilh
cured me.n =. S. BRowN.
Falmouth, Va
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
Troons Reach sNorencl.

washington. Jnne 1.-THE war 6e-
partment has received a dispatch an
nouncing the arrival of troops at Mo-
renci. Aria. anu STATING that ali 10
quiet there.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
FASTER DIES SUDDENLY.
He Tried to Cure Paralysis by Not
Taking Food.

Taking Food.
Scranton, Pa, June IA. Edward
Mcintyre, who ended a forty days fast
at noon Tuesday, died at noon yester-
day. Mcintyre began tie fast in the
hope that it would prove beneficial in
a severe attack Of paralysis. During
the forty days his weight was reduced
from 167 pounds to 118. He became
delirious Thursday night and later
lapsed into Inconsistencies, in which
condition he remained until death.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
IN ADAMS.
|rmiEs sentim.r,
Picture.

rmiEs sentim.r
Picture.
visited Londa
aimed with otss
resident Noun
re, TOO. the hs
; from MonrNI
d him honOn d,
a dinner at tE,l
Jams delivered (,
|uryiving patncs
o, he said, ven
Ryestae fev9
e precious thsy
AZ Hill. anoths|
4 to sir. Adams
Fence. brt void
[spired the bezs|
toast today''
Adams. 1T Ta|
Z by the pictn|
5 AZ tie hail II
Iarked the less
e looked at that |
Turing the past
never occurred |
lilly.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
Works Him ReauIarIy.

Dinguss-Where do you invest your
money?
Shadbolt-Well, generally have S.
or $40 invested somewhere about you
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
PATENTS.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week 60
Northwestern inventors.

Northwestern inventors.
John Fisher, St. Paul. Mimi, trace
buckle; Peter Fjellman, Duluth, Mimi,
sack holder; Daniel Iyett, White Bear,
Mimi, condensing locomotive; Albert
Penprase. Duluth, Mimi, journal
bearing; Charles Stickney, St Paul,
Mimi, sparkling igniter for explosive
engines; George Wilson, Madelia,
Mimi, oiler.
Lothrop q Johnson, patent lawyers, 81
and sl2 Pioneer Press Bldg, 81. Paul.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

If the victims were choosers, police
magistrates would be men Of few
words and short sentences.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

Look for this trade mark: The Klean, Kooi
Kitchen Kind" The stoves without smoke,
ashes or heat Make comfortable cooking.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

Poverty is the mother of economy:
economy is the mother of wealth; bn,
wealth forgets its grandmother.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF az
o cough cure.--J w. o BRIEN, 322 Third Ave,
N. Minneapolis, MINI. Jan q. 1900
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

A mans time is what he makes it;
there is time for everything, but ev-
erything does not demand time.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
The FOOLS Way.

Irbe Barber-The fools are not all
lad yet.
|The Broker-No, but there are lot
bo dive every dey, aren't there?"-
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

Man will coax woman to pile sacri-
les on the "altar of love-" and then
|ame her If the flame proves destruc-
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

A mans wife is what he makes her
Ia slave, friend or a lover.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

Never think you are the only one
Tho has troubles. Read Job.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
|Ionder.

OUOCl
Md, June 18Th
of medicine ID
9 created suca
gelous cures d
ses as Dodds
cine seems 70
onder working
g cases that
expert NEEDED
easily to this
g.
ed TO the yir
u.s. They tell
matism, Lur
Trouble, Ner
Dropsy, Dir
Ease cured b.
re been bene
ID Mrs. Iohi
ney Pills he
n for kidnH
reception the
r used.
them higa'y
good.
ne OF man!
j Pills:
remedy W
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
DOCTOR ADVOCATED OPERATION
PE-RU-NA MADE KNIFE UNNECESSARY.
is very frequent cause of

HATARRH is a very frequent cause of
~ that class of diseases known as
female weakness.
Catarrh of the pelvic organs produces
such variety of disagreeable and irritat-
ing symptoms that many people--in fact,
the majority of people-have no idea that
they are caused by catarrh.
If all the women who are suffering with
any form of female weakness would write
to DIR. Hartman Columbus, Ohio. and give
him complete description of their symp-
toms and the peculiarities of their troubles,
he will Immediately reply with complete
directions for treatment. free of charge.
Mrs. E0G Barfh0, L55 East T2th
street, ~. Y City, ~. y, aOyttes !.
T suffered fer three years s0fth
ksnfoyyhea and aleeyafi0n Of tie
wom6. Tie Doctor ad0ocated an
operation achifh 7 dyeaded 0e,y
m1eh, and strongly objected to go
nndey IL. Non I am a ehanged
ag0mdn. Peruna enrea me; IL fook
nine 6ottkes, but 4 .JeH 50 macA i'm
pyoged Z kept taking IL, as I dreaded
an operation SO much. 4 am today
tn pey1Sct health and haze net fen
so nell fer Jft1een years. 49, Mrs.
E0a Barth0.
Miss Maud Steinbach, 1899 18th Street,
Milwaukee, Wis. writes:
Last winter felt sick most of the time.
was irregular and suffered from nervous
exhaustion and severe bearing down pains.
had SO frequently heard of Peruna and
what wonderful cures il performed so l sent
for bottle and in four weeks my health
and strength were entirely restored to me.
Miss Maud Steinbach.
Everywhere the women are using Peruna
and praising it. Peruna is not palliative
simply; it cures by removing the cause of
female disease.
DIR. Hartman has probably cured more
women of female ailments than aay other
living physician. He makes these cures
simply by using and recommending Peruna.
If you 80 NOT derive prompt
use of Perana, write at once 10 ID
of your case and he viii be pleas,
gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, Presid
Columbus, Ohio.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

To Cure Cold I'm One day,
Ike Laxative Bromo Quinlne Tablets. An
mogists refund money II itfails tocure. 25c.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18
! Barnes, W,,a
dies AuxiIiarya
! !. T. G. All
|i Liza E. Pinkhas
Dund.

o : m towousaos ,|
I Is called in, IN
s, but still -
-orse; but / W.
lse OF female W.
not helped M
ans .vegeta53
'ed faithfully. d
Q are sub;ec. \
irregular Or a..
Fous attacks du.
N the system \
e, and for wOns
n the @ost tryi,,
5 to correct sv,5
healthy action /
v.
lam's YegetabA
ousehold rel;aas
Tould not Re wits
per:ence with MI,
ers years, l ban
Equal it and NJ
Mis-. LAuslII
St, y. E., Wsss
Jot'si, q, s,iclns y.
ssc saesot Be p'sssss
should be a.
len as convinc
tat Lydia E
bic Compound
peer as a rem.
dressing ILLS d r.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

Iowa Farms 50 Per Acre Cash,
balance Il crop tn paid MULHALL. Sioux City, Ia.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

md Burnt
ALIENS Foot
et. 1t makes
Easy. Cura
Feet. Corns
+uggists ana a,s
sent FREE
LeRoy.Nf
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

ainly. But
at you have
se?-Chicaso
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

ynyte,, "youf
o late here
[ghter woks
orning. =
: her abous
wan day
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

guests)-Mf.
use take Miss
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

ney Pills he
n for KidnsJ
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-06-18

re been bene
ID Mrs. Johi
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26
WHY HE DIDN'T GO.

The Superintendent asked me to take
charge of Sunday school class.
you'll find em rather bad lot, "
said he. ''rhey all went fishing last
Sunday but little Rand. He is really
good boy, and hope his example
may redeem the others. wish you
would talk to them little.
| told him would. AS soon as the
lesson was over | said
Boys, your superintendent tells me
you all went fishing last Sunday all
but little Johnny here. You did't go,
did you, Johnny" asked.
No, sir.
That was right. Though this boy is
the youngest among you, you will
learn from his own lips words of good
counsel which ! hope you will profit
by.
| lifted him up on the seat beside me
and smoothed his auburn ringlets.
Now Johnny, | want you to tell
these wicked boys why you didn't 20
fishing with them last Sunday. Speak
up loud now. 1t was because 1t was
wicked and you had rather go to Sun.
day school, wasn't it
No sir; 1t was COS couldn't find nc
worms for bait.''
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26
PATIENT.

An eccentric old deacon in New
England town was approached some
time ago by young man who sought
his daughters hand in marriage.
"You can't have my daughter, "said
the deacon.
"But love her dearly, and she
loves me-" pleaded the youth.
mo matter; you can't have her,
"4ou know, sir, that / am amply
able to support wife, and you know.
also, that my reputation is without a
blemish. "
II could not ask for more thrifty
or more upright man-but for all
that, you can't have my daughter.
"Well, since you seem to find no
fault with me, please explain your OBJ
lection to my marriage with your
daughter 2"
ut is simply that she has an ungov-
ernable temper"
'But Sarah is a devout Christian. >,
pleaded the youth.
THAT may be true" said the dea-
con. "But see here, young man, you
will come to know before you are as
old AS am, that the Lord can get
along with many persons that you
couldn't get along WITH"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26
Not Good on the N, p,

Talking of railroad mistakes, this
is one of the latest stories told by
J. j. Hill, president of the Northern
Pacific: A station agent on that
road had been granted leave of abb
sence for the purpose of getting
married. The usual passes for the
happy couple had been issued from
the main office. On the trip the
agent met new conductor, who de-
manded his ticket.
81 have pass" replied the agent,
handing out an envelope.
The conductor read it very SOL
emnly and, handing it back, said
with shake of the head
"Gee, man, that pass is good for a
very long and it may be a very fine
journey, but not on the n. p"
1t turned out that the agent had
put his pass and his marriage GER
tificate in the same envelope and
the conductor had taken out the
former.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26
FEARFUL ODDS AGAINST
HIM.

Bedridden, alone and destitute.
Such, in briet was the condition
of an old soldier by name of j. j..
Havens, Versailles, o. For years
he was troubled with Kidney dis.
ease and neither doctors nor med
icines gave him relief. At length
he tried Electric Bitters. 1t put
him on his feet in short order and
now he testlfies. "I'm on the road
to complete recovery" Best on
earth for Liver and Kidney trou-
bles and all forms of Stomach and
bowel complaints. only SOC Guar.
anteed by w. s. Dickson. Drug
glst
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26
Senator Plunkitt Interprets Latin.

State Senator Plunkitt was re-
ceiving his retainers as usual in the
rotunda of the county courthouse
when one said:
81 don't like this talking about
triumvirs in Tammany Hall. It's
worse than the cry of boss"
"Nonsensew exclaimed the sena-
tor. "Just think what the word
means. 'Virs' is Latin for men. and
'triumph-virs' means the men who
are going to win. That's what you
want, isn't it? Just don't you worry
about those triumph men, New
York World.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26
CONDENSED STORIES.
English Actors Seen Through the
Eyes of a Pair OF Cockneys.

eyes OF FAIR OF Cockneys.
Edgar Norton of Viola Aliens
company tells the following story:
He happened to be in bar or
saloon in London when he over
heard two cockneys discussing the
merits of popular English actors.
Said one: "No, we amt got no
really good hactors now"
"Git hout," said the other.
"That's stright! 'Oo ave we
bloomin' well got ?"
"Well, there's Beerbnm Tree
"'E amt nuffink to speak of"
COW do yer like George Halex-
ander?"
"'E amt much"
"Charley 'Awtrey?"
"Sumtimcs 'es orright."
"Well, wot about AIRY Irving"
(convincingly)?
"Well, wot about him?"
Cow about is Macbeth ?" >
"Rotten." I
"'Is Looey the Eleventh." '
at amt grite." i
"Is 'Amlet?"
ooh, passable, passablep
"Well (triumphantly), 'ow about
is Shylock? Amt that tricky?"
"Ius (musingly), yus; it's very
tricky, l grant yer, but-but it's
very vulgar to my way O. think
in"
Observation-Disclosures Press.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26
A Narrow Escape.

A friend of Tom Dunn tells the
following anecdote illustrative of
the cx-shcriff's pluck and ready wit
Dunn and a party of friends had
been spending a half hour in an
uptown cafe and paused at the door
for moment on the way out.
AS they did so man entered,
slamming the door so hard that a
basket of champagne which stood on
the edge of a shelf over the thresh-
old was knocked down by the i'm
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26

ANOTHER SECOND AND THE DRINKS
WOULD HAVE BEEN ON ME"
pact. There was general gasp, for
Dunn stood Immediately under
meath.
The ex-sheriff was the only man
in the crowd who kept cool. He
had seen the basket start and he
caught it neatly in midair. Then,
turning to the others, the basket
still held over his head, he observed
calmly:
"Boys, another second and the
drinks would have been on me."-
New York Letter.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26
FARMING
in THE SOUTH

The Passenger Department OF the Illinois
Central Railroad Company Is issuing monthly
circulars concerning fruit growing vegetable
gardening. stock raising dairying. etc, In the
States OF Kentucky, West Tennessee. M'ssis-
sippi. and Louisiana. Every Farmer or Home
seeker, who viii forward his name and address
to the undersigned, win be mailed free, Circu-
lars Nos. !. q 3, and s, and others as they are
published from mo n tn to month
e. A. RICHTER,
TRAVELLING PASSENGER AGENT
PARK BUILDING, PIrTSBURG. PA.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26
Merchant Wanted.

A man with some cash, who
thoroughly understands mer-
chandizing, to open general
store in Saltlllo, Pa. Apply in
person at once.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26

In Kansas City, every day in the
year, business firm talks for
five minutes with it's branch in
Boston, Chicago stock traders do
business on the New York Stock
Exchange and complete an entire
transaction in thirty seconds
London brokers, eager to deal
quickly on the Paris Bourse, find.
ing the channel cables congested
with business, cable to Paris via
New York, and win many a pound
sterling by this long distance but
absolutely prompt action.
Measured in thought transmits.
sion this old planet is no bigger
than dot Steam and electrical
pneumatic and hydraulic inven-
tions have so annihilated space
that there is but small earth to
Chamber over. According to DR..
Emery R. Johnson, Professor
Transportation in the University
of Pennsylvania, it takes steps
only one-fifth as long to get
around the world to-day as it did
in 1900. In the sunrise of the
century it took all but sixty-five
days in the year to get once
around the world. That was
when men travelled in sailboats,
post chaise, on horseback and on
foot.
Ocean steamers came back in
1888, and they cut the ancient
time table in two, for then it took
only 100 days to EN- brace the
girdle of mother earth. In 1869
the Suez Canal shrunk the world
still smaller, and an enterprising
man was able to get around the
world in 100 days. Since then
Jules Verne has been outdone,
for, by the development of the
speed of steam vessels and rail
road trains. one can box the COM
pass and get home in sixty days.
And the end is not yet. With
the completion of the new Pacific
cable Honolulu, in thought trans
mission, will be no further away
from San Francisco than Oak
land is, across the Golden Gate.
Manila, then, in the transaction
of all business, will be as near to
Wall street, the purse of Ameri-
ca, as are the commercial ports
of Europe and South America
Thus the planet is still shrinking
beneath the onslaught of modern
methods.
All these things mean new con-
ditions for the American mer.
chant of to-day and the Amer
lean merchant of the future. Ev-
cry facility at his hand is at the
hand of his competitor. The sue.
cessful American will have to be
quick on the trigger. He must
stand with his ear to the tele-
phone, his fingers on the tele.
graph key. He must be extern
poraneous in all business, and
never meditative. The American
merchant, if he will succeed, must
speak quickly, and above all,
speak first. The time for delib-
Grafton and waiting for foreign
markets to come to him has gone.
The shriveling of the earth has !
forced his competitors onto his
street, and it behooves him to be
original if he would win.
Two things he must have:-
First, absolutely accurate and
timely information as to the in
dustrial pulse beats and CONNER.
cial temperature of the world
second, he must have system
of distribution by which he may
take advantage of this informa-
ton, and deliver to their destina.
ton, with the least delay, the
products most suitable for the
needs of that particular commu-
nifty.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-03-26
THE TELEPHONE.

The telephone has wlthered the
space that separated cities and
:. towns, counties and states. Tril.
''ons OF steps have been saved by
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-08-06
A los farnaceuticos

Kecomendamos 4 todos los seffores
farmaceuticos de la is1a, la lectura del
artfculo que aparece en- otro lugar de
este periodico titulado "Hombres y
Mujeres" Sc refere a I'm gran medica
mento que prepare en- Chicago el afa.
mado DR.. W. H Gaunders e1 cual de-
ben tener todos en- su Farmacia
El -eferido DR.. desea ronerse en- &C
municacion directa cor todos los far
naceuticos y les suplica, por medic
del BoLETIN. su correspondence.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-08-06

-7iteNox.teSdans0s con. ste-
isis y todo, me co1ltesto.
-Es una abiIidad-dijo e.
padre.AAo nnisnlo me asombrc
de haber pr0ducido este. Isl, le
oyera ustedg ghablar de politica
Anda. Felipito; die algo a este
lcabailero ssob bre IA situacion pre-
sente. .
e.. nino .entonces ,comemzo a
Ihablar de las debilidades de
Silvela; de Ia actitud de Cana
TO- de las ytraifias y de la boda de
Ia Aprincesa delAsturias. Cree.
| como Sagasta, que este gabinete
| no puede durar, v opina que 81
|existiese evefdadera union entire
los elementos liberales, ell actual
ministerio va hubiera caido.
sEl papa de Felipito. .interrunn-
pio el discurso de este, diciendo:
-Su rnadre y yo hemos acor-
dadoapedir a las Cortes que lie
comedian dispense de edad. b!cs
para que?
Para que .pueda solicitar su
ingreso en- Ia Academia Espa-
fiola.
Esta es la epoca de las mara
villas. Los nifios nacen va sa-
biendo una porcion. de picardias
y hablando en- verso. Verdad
que, cuando naci6 Blasco, va
ocurrio un fenomeno curiosisi-
mo.
Cuenta ell malogrado Carlos
Coello. al hacer la biografia de
Blasco, que este componia yer.
SOS, cuando contaba apenas dos
meses de edad y aflade que en-
una OCCASION Sc dirigio a su no
driza dic1endo:
Aniceta, Aniceta,
haga uste ell favor de darme teta.
4 X
Ahora, para que todo sea sor-
prendente y maravilloso, Sc ha
introducido entire los animales
el uso de los ojos de cristal.
1Que Sc queda tuerto TN cato
8 TN perro 9 un galapago? Selle
pone un ojo nuevo y no p1erde
sus naturales atractivos.
La prensa ha divulgado la no.
ticia y de aqui resulta que va
no nos fiamos de los ojos de ma
die.
Pronto adoptaran los pescade.
ros ell sistema y no habra, po1
consiguiente, njngun besugo que
deje de tenef el ojo claro.
Las merluzas, cuando no sc
hallan en- perfecto estado de 70.
bustez, suelen tener Ell ojo re-
vuelto y triste. De ahora en-
adelante, todas apareceran con
la mirada Sonriente, merced al
nuevo adorno; y hasta puede
haber merluzas con ojos azules
y merluzas con ojos negros ras-
gados, que exciten la admira-
cion de los compradores.
-lQue ojos tan bonitos tiene
esa merluza = exclamara TN
transeunte, parandose ante una
pescaderfa.--iA como vende US
ted ell kilo7--preguntara al pes
cadero.
LA de ojos negros a ocho.
--Es carita.
--Pero tiene usted que fijarse
en- que es preciosa. Mire usted
mire usted que caida de ojos tar
interesante.
Sc queda uno medic loco ante
tales progresses.
Luis Taboada.