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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
TWAlN'S ROAST CHICKENS.
Cooked in a Peculiar Way that Made
Them Delicious.

Cooked in a Peculiar Way that Made
Them Delicious.
Recently Major John B. Downing, Of
Middleport, Ohio, was discussing army
chicken stealing and the various ways
the boys had Of preparing them to be
served. The Major was a Mississippi
river pilot in his young days, and stood
at the wheel as a cub under the watch
full eye of "Sam" Clemens, the Mark
Twain Of the present day.
Speaking Of chicken stealing" said
the Major, who is now gray and rem
iniscent, eve had great times on the
Mississippi when Mark Twain, Jake
Estep and myself were together. Jake
would have made a typical soldier. He
could locate a fat pullet in a whole
coop of half-breeds.
''In those days we carried a great
deal Of freight from points along the
Mississippi river to New Orleans, par
ticularly during the holiday season.
At many places the coops were four
and five deep on the levee when we
landed. Estep always had an eye out
for particularly promising coop, and
usually kept in mind the place where
it had been stored away.
Shortly before midnight he would
go on deck and extract several plump
fowls from the coops he had pre-
empted' The chickens were dis
patched without a protesting squaWk
the entrails removed, but the feathers
left intact. Seasonings were then in
serted, and the fowls inclosed in a
heavy casing of soft clay to the thick
ness Of two inches. They were then
cast among the hot embers in the ash
pan and permitted to roast to the
queens taste. When thoroughly
cooked, they were removed, and the
clay casing broken from about them.
The feathers came away with the clay,
leaving clean, smoking hot fowls ready
for the dish Of hot butter awaiting
them upstairs. Estep with a fork
stripped the flesh from the bones into
| the melted butter, while the rest of Us
stood about and smacked our lips in
anticipation. Dear, dear, but they
were good! In cooking them in that
way all the rich flavors were retained
I can almost taste them now, and l
| wish | could as a matter of fact"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
A Mistaken DIAGNOSIS

A curious incident occurred in 8
certain hospital in the east end Of Lon
don the ether day. A black sailor pre-
sented himself at the institution ap
parently seeking treatment. However
he could speak no language known to
the officials, but after having been ex-
amined by the doctors and given a
bath he had his hair cut and was put
to bed. When one of the visiting sur
geons saw him next morning he could
not discover that there was. anything
the matter. 1t subsequently appeared
that he was a friend Of one Of the
patients in the hospital and had mere
ly called to see how he was getting
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
An After Dinner Train.

Beginning Aug. 2, NJ. X. s. L. train
No. 8 will leave Kansas City Union depot
at 1926 p. M, instead of 1926 q. m. as
heretofore. This makes an elegant after
dinner train for Texas, giving passen-
gers from the North and West an oppor-
tunity to lay over in Kansas City for
several hours, and then resume their
journey to points reached by the katy
in Oklahoma, Indian Territory ana
Texas
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
Scientists in Servia.

anyhow, the men that killed Servia's
king and established Peter Karageorge-
WITCH"
"Chestnutv'
"Lemme finish. / was just going to
say that they have rendered lasting ser
vice to science. They are the only simon
pure, successful reign-makers Of the CEN
."-D fillmore News.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26

miss NELLIE CURTAIN, GAG Pear
woman in a department store, writes:
'IhaVe charge OF a department in a
dry goods store, and after standing
the larger part of the day, 4 would 60
home with a dull ache, generally
through my entire body. I used Pc
runa ard feel SO much better that
walk to and from the store now.
know Peruna to be the best medicine
on the market forfhe diseases peculiar
to women. ''-Tfiss Nellie Curtain
Nothing is so, weakening to the human
system as the constant loss Of mucus.
Catarrhal inflammation Of the mucous
membrane produces an excessive forTna-
ton Of mucus. Whether the mucous
membrane be located in the head or
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
The Summer Bath.

Nothing is more refreshing or invigor-
Rting in summer than a daily bath. Use
soft, tepid water and good soap. Ivory
soap is ideal for the bath; it is pure,
fathers quickly and leaves the skin soft
and white. The bath should be taken
early in the morning or just before re-
firing at night.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
Nothing but Trouble.

First Policeman-What, only been
married two weeks and looking worried
Hlready! What's the trouble, old man?
Second Policeman can't think of
any place to hide my club when I'm off
duty so my wife won't find it. See?
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
She Can't Do 1t.

Mamma-Johnny, l shall have to tell
your father what a naughty boy you
have been.
JOHNNY guess dads right when he
SAYS a woman can't keep thing to
herself. Boston Transcript.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
His Eutile ADOGaI.

"Say, mister" asked the auburn-nosed
man in the tattered garments, would
youse gimme few pennies fer me starry
in wife an child?"
"Not me-" replied the man with the
silk tile. "What use do you suppose I
have for a starving wife and childY'
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26

An important attachment to the sew
ing machine was invented by Miss Helen
Blanchard, and the hand refrigerator
and lunch box is the work of Miss Phil
lips of Dorchester, Mass.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
Not That Sort.

Elder Lady-Was that your sister ]
saw you with yesterday, Johnny?
Johnny Jagged 6)-Do look like fell
low who'd waste his time on sisters p
The New Yorker
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
Shipping California Oranges.

commercial agent of the Japanese
government Is in California to make
an experiment Of shipping California
oranges 90 Japan.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
kecps One Guessing.

Running an auto must be exciting
said the friend. "It is" said the owner.
Every time you stop you wonder if the
machine will start again when you are
ready '-Brooklyn Life.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
Temptation.

First Mosquito see by the papers
that women are going to wear socks.
Second Mosquito Strange, sent It,
that people have so much fault find
with US, and yet they are doing ~
thing to tempt us?-New York he e,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
AlW Tvs Full,

Jaggs Cat breakfast)-I told you that
| only wanted a half cup of coffee, and
you've filled it full Don't you know the
meaning Of half full?
Mrs. Jaggs-Not in your case, my
1nor
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26

The omnipresent ether is defined by
Lord Kelvin rs matter possessing inertia,
rigidity elasticity, compressibility, but
without weight.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26

pelVlc organs, the discharge Ol uucuS
is sure to occur.
This discharge of mucus constitutes
a weakening drain; the system cannot
long withstand the loss Of mucus,
hence it is that women afflicted with
catarrhal affections of the pelvic or.
gans feel tired and languid, with weak
back and throbbing brain. A course of
Peruna is sure to restore health by
cutting off the weakening drain of the
daily loss of mLcus
An Admirable Tonic
Congressman Mark III. Dunnell, Ma
tional Hotel, Washington, D. c., writes !:
Your Peruna being used by myself
and many of my friends and acquaint-
ances not only as a cure for catarrh
but also as an admirable tonic for ply
steal recuperation, / gladly recommend
it to all persons requiring such rene
dies. Mark III. Dunneu.
IF you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a
full statement Of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O..
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26

TITa Permanently Cured. No ius nervousness after
PHI first days use OF DR.. KliI1's Great Nerve Re-
storer Send for FREE &2 90 trial bottle and treatise.
DR. r. H KLINE, Ltd, e3I Arch ST., Philadelphia, Pa
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26

NJ. Joseph Vallot, French scientist, has
his home on Mount Blanc. $4,000 feet
above the sea.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26

Piso's Cure for Consumption cured me
of a tenacious and persistent cough
VIM. H. Harrison, 227 w. 121st street,
New York, March %, 1901.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26

Mrs. winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
teething; sofens the gums, reduces inflammation al
lays pain. cures wind collie. 2 cents bottle.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-08-26
The University Of kotre Dame,

NOTRE DAME, INDIANA.
FULL COURSES In Classics Letters, Eco"
Monies and History Journalism, Art, Science'
Pharmacy. Law, Civil, Mechanical and Elec.
trical Engineering, Architecture.
Thorough Preparatory and commercial
Courses. ,o.s
the studies required for admission into the ScPno
more Junior Senior Year OF any OF the Oollesla'e
Courses. l.. .4,,dan+s
ROOMS TO RENT, moderate charge to students
pyer seventeen preparing fot Coeg ate Courses.
A limited number of Candidates 1o1 the EcolesAae
teal state will be received at speSlal "a xeors ia
ST. EDWARDS HALL, for boys under 10 years. As
unioue In the completeness of it's equipment ,ooo
The Goth Year will open September o. A"Vo'
Catalogues Free. Address -. n az
REY. A. MORRlSSEY, G. S. c.. President. Box ze4.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
SAN ACACtO.
Hon. q. s. Rodey Visits Copper Mines
Other Items.

Special Correspondence.
San Acacio. April 2S-Hon. B. S.
Rodey came down from Albuquerque
this morning on train No. "a. About 9
a. m. he drove up to the Upper mines
and came back about noon, after
which he left for his home on local
No. 100. Many people were waiting
u delegates return from the mines.
in order to go and pay him a visit, but
unfortunately he could not stay any
longer. While in town, he was the
host of w. II. Spackman.
For the first time this spring. we
had today a nice slow and steady rain,
which poured down for about thirty
minutes. There were two little bows
playing out doors when the rain start
ed, and as one of the boys is a repub-
lican, he commenced to say that Mr..
Rodey had brought such rain to this
place. while the other said: "Oh no,
Mr.. Rodey will make our Rio Grande
higher from some other streams. but
he has got nothing to do with raining
season."
S. Aragon and G.. S. Pine. deputy
assessors for Socorro county, have just
arrived from the western part of our
county. where they were travelling on
their official capacity. They report
that the Mogollon mining camps are
all quiet, and that the Frisco river is
nearly dry.
The irrigation pump of Phil thinner,
which has been experimental with for
the last ninety days, seems to be very
valuable by promising to give better
results within the ext two weeks. The
way the machine is pumping now is all
right, but the underflow tank does not
produce water enough to keep the
pump working but only aoout thirty
minutes.
Mrs. Procapio Armijo has been sick
for the last two days, and today DR..
G. G. Duncan, from Socorro, was sum-
moned to attend her. The doctor says
that her blood has caught the disease
known as paralysis. Whatever the i'll
ness may be, she is in a very critical
condition.
e. Gonzales. one Of our best neigh
bors, has gone with his family to La
Junta, Colo.
S. C. Garcia and family will leave
for Sharlock, Kan, in about two or
three days.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
Notice Of Forfeiture.


Territory Of Arizona, County Of Co
chise, SIS.
To M. j. Sherlock, his heirs and AZ.
signs:
You are hereby notified that l have
expended one hundred dollars $500 .00)
in labor and improvements upon the
Aunt Betsy" Mining Claim, situate In
Peralta Canon, Cochiti District, Berna.
lilo Co., New Mexico, as will appear
by certificate filed February s, 1895, in
the Office of the recorder of said Coun-
ty. in order to hold said premises un-
der the provisions of section 1924 Re-
vised Statutes Of the United States, be-
ing the amount required to hold the
same for the year ending December 81,
1902.
And II within ninety days from the
serving Of this notice, you fail or re-
fuse to contribute your proportion OF
such expenditure, together with the
cost Of this publication, Is a co-owner,
your interest in the said claim will be-
come the property Of the subscriber un-
der said section 1924. I
Dated March 10Th, 1903. !
ALEX CONRAD, !
Signature.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
FI~agstaff's Present.

The citizens of Flagstaff will pre-
sent President Roosevelt, on his arriv-
al at the Grand Canyon, with QUE of
the finest Navajo blankets ever woven
by this tribe. 1t was made for one of
their favorite chiefs, and the designs
were originated by one of their most
artistic designers. 1t is made from the
finest and most expensive wool, and
the blanket will sell on the market for
at least $3.50.
This blanket is a rare specimen of
the work of this tribe, m there are
but few OF these Navajo blankets left
that contain the original and genuine
design of this peculiar people. This
fact alone will make the present ap-
preciated by the president, and not
the intrinsic value.
1t was made for a great chief and is
a fit present for the chief magistrate OF
this great nation, and he will so re-
gard i~t.-Flagstaff Gem.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
LEGAL Notice.
Last Will and Testament Of Rafaelita
Moya, Deceased.
Signature.


Last Will and Testament Of Rafaelita
Moya, Deceased.
To Sofia Garcia, executrix and lega-
tee; Rosalia Garcia, Daniel Garcia,
Ana Garcia, Rosana Garcia and MI.
guel Garcia, legators, and to all
whom II may concern.
You are hereby notified that the al
legged last will and testament of Ra-
faelita Moya, late of the county Of
Bernalillo and territory of New Mex
leo, deceased, has been produced and
read in the probate court Of the coun-
ty OF B~ernalillo, territory Of New Mex
leo, at a regular term thereof, held on
the seventh day Of April, 1903, and the
day OF the proving of the said alleged
last will and testament was by order
of the judge %thereupon fixed for Mon
day, the fourth day Of May. A. d. 1908.
term Of said court, at 10 o'clock In the
forenoon Of said day.
Given under my hand and the seal
OF said court, this seventh day Of April.
A. ID. 1903.
(SeaD JAMES A. SUMMERS,
Probate Court.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
LAS VEGAS,


From the Record.
Walt Benjamin Is reported to be a
very sick man.
Desiderio Lucero, of Sabinosa. has
entered 100 acres of government land
under the homestead law, near Red
River.
W. d. Pratt, a skillful pharmacist,
has resigned from the service OF B.
Ruppe, at Albuquerque, and will be
found behind the counter at the drug
store OF the Winters company,
A surprise party was given by the
Ladies' Whist club in honor OF Mrs.
Tillie Rosenberg, a sister of Mrs. M,
G%reenberger. A number of the lady's
friends were present and a very pleas
ant evening was spent. Mrs. Rosen-
burg will leave in a few days for her
home in New York.
News was received at this office that
a bouncing girl baby was born to Mr..
and Mrs, William II. Watson, and at
last accounts the proud papa was do
ing a war dance, in his exhuberance
OF Joy, as this is the first daughter Of
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
Assessor's Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the I'M
dersigned, assessor of Bernalillo coun-
ty, has for the convenience Of tai
payers, opened an Office at Room IL.
Armijo Building, Third and Railroad
avenue, over b. Ifeld & Co, in the city
of Albuquerque, where returns OF tax
payers will be received until further
notice.
It is made the imperative duty OF
the assessor TO assess a penalty
against all tax payers who fail to re-
turn their property for taxation and
this requirements Of the Statute will
be enforced against all persons who
fail to make their returns to the under
signed within the period required BY
law.
The assessor or a deputy will be In
constant attendance at the place des
ignated above-from 8 o'clock a. m.
until 6 o'clock p. M, each business day
for the purpose Of receiving returns.
j. M. SANDOvAL,
Assessor Bernalillo County.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
OEMING.
A Few Pointers About q Good Town In
Southern New Mexico.

Keep your eye on Deming
Deming has just been Incorporated.
Deming ships over 1907 900 head Of cattle
annually; Ii the center Of the greatest
breeding region In the southwest and cat
tlemen all know this.
Deming, the coming city OF New Mex.
leo.
Deming has a magnificent school sys.
TEN.
Deming. the railroad center Of New
Mexico.
Deming. the gateway to the best part Of
Old Mexico.
DeminR. the seat of the new county Of
Luna.
Deming is the great mining center Of
the southwest.
Deming! Don't overlook It II you are
looking for a safe and paying investment
Deming water is chemically pure-equal
to Polan springs.
Deming has increased so per cent in pop.
ulation In four years.
Deming water and pure ozone make
strong and healthy people.
investments in Deming lots will double
and treble in one year.
Deming has now a large Ice plant and
electric light system under contract.
In Deming the demand for rental
houses Is Ave times In excess of the sup
ply.
Deming has an abundance of water for
irrtgating vineyards, orchards, or gar.
dens
Buy lots and build In Deming. Your
rental returns will be 20 per cent on the
investment.
In Deming good safe loans can be had
at better rates than in the old established
towns.
At Deming you can buy lots at S10o
which will pay you 100 per cent In less
han twelve months.
In Deming another good hotel Is needed
to accommodate the increase OF
population.
Deming Is a great health result-has no
superior In climate for the cure OF pull
monary troubles
Deming will be the great smelter center.
Two large plants will be Installed within
the year.
Why buy high priced lots when you can
get them In Demins cheap now. with GER
tain dvance assured2
Agricultural lands In Deming are unsur
passed for fertility, production Of ruits
and vegetables of ali kinds.
Deming offers the same opportunities
now that the most prosperous cities In the
west offered several years ago.
Deming needs one hundred new houses
to supply the demand, and needs them
now. This demand continues to grow.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25

Coronado Tent City, Coronado, Cal.
We will have on sale to Coronado
Beach, Cal, on every Tuesday, Thurs.
day and Saturday during May, June,
July, August and September. 1902;
round trip tickets at rate of $35, limit.
ed to November 80, 1903; stopovers in
either direction west Of Barstow, Cal.
For further information call on ticket
agent Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe.
F. l.. Myers, agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25

Mrs. BamDlnl, at ner parlors, No.
205 south First street, over the Hyde
Exploring Expition store, is prepared
to give thorough scalp treatment, dc
hair dressing, treat corns, bunions
and ingrowing nails. She gives mas
sage treatment and manicuring. Mrs.
Bambini's own preparations OF com.
plexion cream builds up the skin and
improves the complexion, and are
guaranteed not to be injurious. She
also prepares a hair tonic that cures
and prevents dandruff and hair falling
out; restores life to dead hair; re-
moves moles, warts and supernuous
hair. Give her a trial. She also has
q very fine tooth powder, which she
guarantees to be free from all metallic
substances. 1t perfumes the breath,
bardens the gums and makes the teeth
clean and white. 1t Is highly recon-
mended by all first class dentists. Al
SO a face powder. a freckle cure, and
pfmple cure. and pile cure. All OF
these preparations are purely vegeta'
BILE compounds. Give her q tItal.
Automatic telephone 400.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25

Indianapolis, Ind, June GA, 1908,
annual meeting Travellers Protective
Association of America. Rate one fare
Plus So for round trip. Dates of sale
June Z and s; final rteurn trip June 20.
For further information call at ticket
office. F. L.. Myers, agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
Roosevelt Rate,

President Roosevelt will be In Santa
Fe May 5 from 8 a. m. to IL oon For
this occasion we will sell round trip
tickets to Santa Fe on May 4 and 8,
good to return May q, for n fare at
$3.45. To bona fde members Of the
national guaru IN uniform we will
make the low rate of s1.75 for the
round trip. +. l.. Myers, agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
Electrical Works.

NJ Nash, corne of Lead avenue and
Second street, contractor and dealer
in all kinds of electrical appliances.
Electric door bells, chandeliers and
fancy shades, burglar alarms, fans
and motors. and special wiring. Auto
matte phone 401.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
Dedication Ceremonies, Louisiana Pu

Dedication Ceremonies, Louisiana Pur.
chase Exposition, April 80 and May
2, 1eo3.-National and international
Good Roads Convention, April 27,
May 2, t9o3.--St Louis.
One fare plus s. for round trip;
dates of sale. April 2s and 29. good to
leave st. Louis up to May 4. For fur
Their information call on ticket agent.
F. l.. Myers, agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25

Pneumonia 10 Robbed OF Ito Terrors
by Foley's Honey and Tar. It stops
the racking cough and heals and
strengthens the lungs. II taken In time
it will prevent an attack of pneumonia.
Refuse substitutes. Alvarado Phar-
macy.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
Mesa Resort

Three miles from town, Just north
Of Mountain road. Covered wagon up
and back every day. Tent room with
best of water or board and lodging;
terms reasonable. For particulars in
quire this Office.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
To Property Owners.

If you wish to avoid paying taxes on
20 per cent additional to YOU property
returns, see that your assessment is
made before May /, as the penalty will
be added on that date. GEORGE F.
ALBRIGHT, Assessor.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
FURNISHED ROOMS.

for light housekeeping, with or with
u board. Inquire at Minneapolis
House, between Huning and Coal, or
Second street.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
Eqqs for Hatchlnu

From fine Black M%inorcas, prolific lay
ers of large white eggs; 80 cents per
10. Also eggs from the beautiful light
Brahma, rs cents per IS.
EDWARD MCGUIRE.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
Spring Goods

in mattings, wicker goods, rockers,
$3.50 and up. Gasoline and oil stoves,
refrigerators, $1,000 and up. Linoleum,
carpets, etc. We want your trade;
either cash or time. We Can't be un.
dersold.-Futrelle Furniture Co., west
end of Viaduct.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-04-25
Call at Court House.

A penalty of rs per cen. will be add.
ed to all property returns not made
fore May /. GEORGE f. AL
BRIGHT, Assessor.