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Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

When you think of yoIr summer va cation. think of Coronado Ten: City. Nature was more generous to that re- sort than the other places. And now that the genius of man. ana money without stint, have worked out the problem, Tent City leaves little to be desired. That is why the thousands are headed that way-and by the way. Coronado can handle its thousands with comfort for all. And don't forget to have your railway ticket read right to the grounds
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29
GIVE HIM A TURN.

The doctor-You regard society as merely machine, do you? What part of the machinery do you consider me, for instance?
 The professor-You are one of the cranks.-Chicago Tribune.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29
A FARMER STRENGTHENED OUT

A FARMER STRAIGHTENED OUT.
 "A man living on a farm near here came in short time ago completely doubled up with rheumatism. I handed him bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm and told him to use 1t freely and If not satisfied after using 1t he need not pay cent for it." says c. P. Ray der. of Pattens Mills. N. Y. "A few days later he walked into the store as straight as a string and handed me a dollar, saying, give me another bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. I want it in the house all the time for it cured me- For sale by all druggists.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29
WHEN BABY SLEEPS.

Ascum-They say very young babies smile most in their sleep. Did you ever notice that in your baby?
 Popley (wearily)-No, I'm never at home during the day.-Catholic Stand ard and Times.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

today. KaufInan's story is that when he appeared Johnson and Weber began cursing him, and he threw a stick at them which happened to strike John son in the head much to the disadvan- tage of his general appearance.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

It's discouraging what a lot of bril- liant sarcasm one can think of on a subect of conversation after it has been dropped and it is too late to use it, New York Press.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

It is every ones secret hope that when the time comes for him to hand his baggage over to Death to be check ed. he will not be afraid.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

Coughs and colds, down to the very borderland of consumption. yield to the soothing healing influences of Dr. Woods Norway Pine Syrup.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

Dyspepsia-bane of human existence. Burdock Blood Bitters cures it, promptly, permanently. Regulates and tones the stomach.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

Capitol Mills Town Talk flour is made of the best Kansas hard wheat.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

It's not the shirt waist but the shape of it that makes a fool of man.-New York Press.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

The women are very indignant be- cause certain ugly tempered girl is about to marry we'll, and very sweet girl finds no takers.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

Every few weeks a man does some thing that causes all the women to scream, What on earth can he be thinking about.''-Atchison Globe
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

Mrs. Balke's Orange Cream for sale at Balkes Curio shop.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

When in Los Angeles eat French dinner at Woodwards, 35c. IA W. 2nd st.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

Mrs. Balke's. Orange Cream for sale at Balke's Curio shop.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

Fine Mexican carved work on belts, etc, at Porter's 142 E. Washington St.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29

The rolled barley of the Capitol Mills is the best in town.
Arizona republican., 1903-06-29
L A x A K OL A cures constipation.
PARK THEATER.

F. w. STECHAN, Manager. MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, June 29. 90, July 1,
 The New
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
iSeltn's NOW Theatre

Lockharrs educated Elephants. the
most truly wonderful animal act on earth,
will head an attractive vaudeville bill at
Keith's next week, and will no doubt prove
an entertaining feature. These intelli
gent qusdrupeds, In spite Of their seeming
elumsiness, perform variety Of exceed.
ingly clever tricks, among which are the
playing OF musical instruments, a game
Of ten pins. riding n cycle, and an cr.
tremely laughable psntomine In which
one OF the elephants scts as walter never
falls to arouse hilarious laughter e,pec-
tally among the children A pleading
number will be the appearance Of those
inlmi.ablc Irish character artists, (snd NE
use the term in Ia fullest sense Callahan
ties Keith audiences have. They are
always welcome vislters. for their delight
ful creation, "In The Old Neighbour hood"
IL one Of the gems Of vaudeville. Two
other tsvorI,es are Thomas Lewis and
Sam J. Ryan, the wellknown and popu.
lar blaokfaee comedians. They will offer
a new comedy act called THE WiIsless
Telephone" which /. said TO eclipse all
their previous efforts. The Watson,
Hulchlng'. Edwards Co. will offer q non.
ssnsicsi exit CALLED THE Vaudeville
Exchange" full Of lively come and some
pleasing singing and dancing
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
An InIerrnnIeh SIOrN.

Captain Williams, n joylal Irishmnn.
known everywhere as Bob" used TO
bc favoritc In Dublin society many
years ago. His stories were famous
Give him an incident, and nc would set
Il out 10 the general admiration.
one evening he went into the club
and there began telling the true tale of
rcscuing a lady and her daughters from
q dangerous situation into which their
spirited horses had brought them.
Il quictcd the ladies'" said he. "and
I quictcd the horses. And tho graft
tudc Of tho ladies, Me boys, shouldn't
bc surprised II her ladyship left me-
At that moment n little Irish page In
livery appeared.
"Slr," said be, Lady Arnold says she
lost her purse when ycz helped her out
Of the carriage, and plazc, she says,
do yoz know anything about IT,
The captains story was never fin
ishcd
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
SMALLPOX CuTe.

When J.pner discovered ooupor In
England the world OF science hurled an
avalanche 81 tame upon his head, bat
~hen tho most scientific school OF
medicine In the world. that of Psri,,
publi'hed this recipe a. a psnsoea .,
passed unheeded. u {, u unf,lllng az
fs,. and eonquers In every instance !,
IL hsrmie. when taken by well person.
n will cure scarlet fever. Here 10 the
r.oeip. q. hsv. used II 10 cur, smallpox.
when learned phj sieisn, 'sld the patient
would ole. II cured. Sulphss Of Zine
one grsIn, digI,slIs, one grains half .
ie,.poonful OF water When thoroughly
mlred add four ounces OF water A tes.
spoonful las dose. Either disease will
disappear 10 twelve hours for children.
smsllsr doses according 10 sss.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
uwr CItrat Lawyers.

The poverty OF hrrhrsS hurriSters In
IS proverbial as that of the church
mouse. 1t would not be an unnatural
mistake TO consider a harristcr with
only one client hardly better Oft than
one with none. But the modern "one
client lawyer" is usually prosperous
individual Said man w known I'm
the business world some years ago to
n friend II want a young lawyer 10
put down NJ desk beside miro. IN
familiarlze him with my affairs, ana
then ! want him 10 keep me ont of
trouble" The counterpart OF this law
yer. whose duty II Is To act as his own
clients ounce Of prevention, may loo
found I'm the office OF many large con
Germs. He il often connected with
trust companies, banks, banking houses,
railroad and other transportation com
pauics and large wholesale mercantile
houses. When a merchant found him
self i'm a tanglc, IL was once the Gus
tom for him To go 10 his lawyer for nd-
vice The results were written
"opjnion" and Zee The business man
today obtains n lawyer who shall work
for him alone. Again, the field of the
general practitioner is narrowed
Worlds Work.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
ROCKLAND.

Mrs Pierce Ia sgsln confined 10 her
home by illness.
Mrs Fred Carr OF Edgewood a former
resident Of this place IL quite ill.
An oyster supper at the vestry Of the
Christian Church NEXT "wednesday eve.
ming.
Tn. thermometer registered 70 degrees
below zers at the Power House, Thursdsy
morning.
Levsreu walker cut quite q bad cash
In hIs hand ls.t Saturday while ehopplng K
near the Seltusts Town Farm.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
Minnie unucL a. "a Drummer

Mime. Minnie IInuck was once sing
ing at the Berlin court opera In Donl-
Zcttls Daughter of the Regiment"
Emperor William J., after the opera
called her into his presence and told
her she had sung very nicely, but that
her drumming as the Daughter of the
Regiment she had toplay the drum was
very bad. Next morning a drum major
OF the First Grcnadier regiment called
at her hotel and said he had come TO
give her a drum lesson. The diva was
bound Ia accept the instruction and
learned the whole art OF drumming In
couple Of dozen lessons. Then the
kaiser sent 10 ask how she was getting
on, and, hearing that she had made cx-
ccllcnt progress, he commanded per
formanCc of "A Daughter of the RcLi-
ment" Mmo llauck acquitted herself
cxccllcntly in the drumming scene, and
the kaiser Complmcntcd her warmly,
sending her next day a real official
military drum with a silver plate and
inscription
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
CENTERDALH.


MD, J. Barne' is visiting her daughter
in Enfield.
Peter Murphy has severed HE connec.
ton at the Cen,erdsle Hotel.
ST. Elizabeth Guild meet last wednes.
afternoon with Mrs. Howard Sweet.
The auction Of 6. ". Blake's residence
was postponed on account of the snow
storm.
Bishop MoN,cksr will be st the eve-
ming service at St. Albsns Church ne,t
"wednesday evening.
Mr. T. McAleer has been appointed
guardian Of the children OF the late
Michael McAleer. Mr.. +. y. Keily and
Andrew A Kelly are The bondsmen.
A meeting OF the Town Council Of this
section was held recently Tor the purpose
of deciding nbou; the numbering OF the
houses on Fruit Hill ave. but as there
were not n sufficient number OF the
councilmen present, no formal action
among. the councimen by consent that
The work Of numbering the houses would
be taken up at once and everything put In
readiness for the tree delivery as soon a.
possible,
IL have used Chnmbcrlain's Cough
Remedy for number Of years and have
no hetitsucy Ia saying that II 10 the best
remedy for coughs, colds and Group !
have ever used In my family. have net
words to express my confidence In this
Remedy -MRs. ]. A. MOORE. North
Star, Mich. Sold by B. A. Smith. Olnsy.
Vile; Gilbert X. Parker. OlneJvlllc
W. Dunning II Bros. 3Ss Msnton Ave
nue. N. +. Reiner Centcrdsle.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
How TTe Declined

Lady Doctor ! wish you would call
around 10 sec my husband some even
Ing when he f. az home 10 not Jet
him know that ! asked you because he
declares be ls not sick but / know hc
has consumption or something. Hes
going into a decline
Doctor am astOnishcd. but ! will
call What are bis symptoms
Lady-lIc hasn't any except weak
ness. He used 10 hold me on his lap
by the hour and now even the baby
tires hlm.-West Union Record.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20

Young man" said tho pompous In
dlvldual II did not always have this
carriage when FIRST started IN life.
had 10 walk
you were lucky" chuckied the
youth "Wlen first started In life, 7
couldn't walk Chicago News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
An oIneyvIIle Woman or Man

An OlneyvIlle Woman or Man
Who has some spare time can earn quiiet
little money di',ribu,Ing the products Of
large manufacturing company IN and
around Olneyville. our goods hsv. been
sold as years wholly by our sgenu (nen
and women. who earn good wages ihe
year round. n YOU want o prohsbls
bu,ins.. 70 take Up your leisure time send
,elf- addressed return envelope to-day FOR
psrileulsr. 70 a. Lea Wade " f1), Bos.
ton, hss.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
A Nanny IIoor

ITe-Do you remember the night
proposed 10 your
Sho-Yoq. dear
"Wo sat Tor one hour. and you never
opened your mouth"
"Yes. remember dear"
Believe mo. that was the happlcst
hour Of ms llfo"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1903-02-20
sonr.tbinE lie CouIdn.tIny.nt

Harold-That is Bessler, the famous
inventor Of the triple expansion en-.
gine, the automatic, double. back &C.
tion, reversible rapid fire gun, the
compound electro hydro heated dyna.
mo, the
Rupert But hc looks distracted.
Harold Yes; be- can't invent "a plau.
siblc excuse ~ give bis wife for being
late, and be- darou't 20 home.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
AGAIN IN THE BUSINESS,
w. Schroeder Purchases the O'NeiI-
Franklin Shop.


After retirement from active
business for several months, due to
his serious accident. w. Schroeder has
again entered the butcher business
having purchased the meat market
lately operated by O'Neill & Frank
lin in the old court house block. Mr..
Schroeder is one of the old timers of
the Flathead, and during the larger
portion of his residence here he has
been engaged in the meat business.
His long experience in the trade has
made him eminently qualified to ca
ter to the public's taste, and to this
end he will carry the choices. kinds
of meats as found in a first-class
shop. By close attention to business
and giving his customers what they
want. and not what he wants. he
hopes to merit a fair share of the
public patronage.
His many friends are glad to again
see the Montana market in existence
and Mr.. Schroeder will undoubtedly
make it a success.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
BURGLARiOUS STARS,
Planets and SUNS May Pick Up Minor
Solar Bodies.

Jupiter is much the biggest member
of the family of STARS which revolve
around our sun: consequently the pow
er of his attraction is greater than that
possessed for instance. by the earth.
Jupiter's exploits as Il burglar have
caused very considerable annoyance
and Inconvenience to astronomers in
the days before his powers were fully
recognized.
In 100 there appeared fine comet.
which was found to have an elliptical
orbit round the sun of so comparatively
small size that Mr.. LeXcll. its discov-
erer, calculated it would return in five
and a half years but in 1915 telescopes
We're vainly focused on the spot where
1t was expected to reappear, and again
in 1871 it dis;npOinteu all observers
Mr.. LeNell plunged into fresh calcula-
tons and after much research found
that Jupiter was the culprit. The I'M
fortunate comet had been rash enough
to plunge into the sphere of the giant
planets attraction, with the result that
it had been completely diverted from
its former orbit and flung off into quite
different one of a twenty year period
1t has never been seen again by any
one on this earth and probably never
will be.
Jupiter was also responsible for the
delay which occurred in the return of
that splendid visitant known as Hal
ley's comet. HALEY found that he was
not the first dscoverer of this big COM
ct. 1t had appeared at least twice pre-
viouSly. once seventy-five years before
and again seventy-siX years before that.
+ The astronomer concluded that there
would be a further delay in it's third
return and predicted that it's next ap-
pearance would be SIS days later He
did not live to see it. But in 1853, tt )
year he had prophesed for its reap
pearance. astronomers We're waiting
for it,
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
DEATH OF MISS sHoRTALL
At Somers. Which Will be a Great
Shock to Friends

ohortiy before noon today Miss
Shortall. of Somers, who is VOL
known and has many friends here
died. She has been an invalid and a
patient sufferer for years. A short
time ago she became worse and has
been confined to her bed gradually
growing weaker. and though it was
known she could not survive. her
friends hoped for the best.
Miss Shortall was one of the mos:
lovable of women. with the kindeSt
traits of character. sunny dispose
ton, every one loved her. She was
born in Saltwater. where she lived
until she came here about two years
ago She leaves a mother. sister and
two brothers who have the sympathy
of a large circle Of friends in their
hour of bera avement.
The funeral will take place from
the family residence at Somers on
Sunday afternoon at o'clock.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
Notice of Publication of Time Ap.
pointed for Proving viii.

In the District Court of the Eleventh
Judicial District of the State of
Montana, in and for the County of
F'lathead.
In the matter Of the estate of Will
liam A. Rain, deceased.
Pursuant to an order of the clerk
of said court. made on the thirty
first day Of August, 1903. notice is
hereby given, that Saturday. the
twelfth day of September. 1908, at
two o'clock p. m. of said day, at the
court room of said court. at the
court house. in the city of Kalispell.
county of Flathead. has been APP
pointed as the time and place for
proving the will of said William A.
Rain. deceased. and for hearing the
application of Celia Rain for the is
suance to her of letters testament
tary. when and where any person III
terested may appear and contest the
same.
Dated the thirty-frst day of Aug
ust. 1908.
James X. Lang. Clerk.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11

The kintla Lake Oil company is
selling stosk rapidly, and those who
desire to purchase stock at cents
per share had better buy at once, as
the limited amount will soon be sold
and again the price will be raised to
10 cents per chare. The money is
not wanted uutil the full amount Of
$4,000 is subscribed, promissory
note being given until that time. Over
half Of this amount has been sold
now. See any of the following gen.
tIemen: Fred Russell. n. S. Cannon,
Geo. F. Stannard.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
CLASSIFIED ADS.
ONE CENT A WORD.
TOO LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION

For Sale-New top buggy at a bar
gain. Inquire POS First avenue
east.
For Rent-Rooms with all convenien-
ces; electric light and bath; SOC
First avenue east.
%
For Rent-Five-room house furnished
or unfurnished. David R. McGin-
mis-. Box 36S, Kalispell.
.
Wanted-A good team of work horses
or mares to weigh 1400 to 1900
pounds. Inquire at Bee Office
..
Lost-A lady's dark blue jacket to
suit, between Kalispell and Big
fork. Finder will please leave at
Bee Office and ohlige, M. j. Elrod.
-S
Wanted-Stock to pasture two and
one-half miles from town. Plenty
of timothy and clover; water; good
sheds. Inquire of r. p. Parnell,
102 Third avenue west.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11

The kintIa Lake Oil company is
selling stock rapidly, and those who
desire to purchase stock at cents
per share had better buy at once, as
the limited amount will soon be sold
and again the price will be raised to
10 cents per chare. The money is
not wanted until the full amount of
$4,000 is subscribed, promissory
note being given until that time. Over
half of this amount has been sold
now. See any of the following gen.
tIemen: Fred Russell, n. S. Cannon,
Geo. F. Stannard.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
Piano Talk.

Did you know that a few of our
pianos are moving into houses Of con-
sentative piano purchasers? We are
selling these pianos as low as their
good quality permits. and we do not
pay any musician to recommend our
goods either, as they stand strictly
on their own merits
If you will visit our warerooms at
205 First avenue east, we will en-
deavor to give you correct idea Of
piano anatomy, and we know that if
you will do yourself justice you will
see us before purchasing a piano
else where.
-ErbeS Brothers.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11

There is no better venture than to
invest few dollars in kintla Lake
Oil stock. The company has a
good showing. no debts. is we'll ad-
"'i-ietercd. 10 rro-,otor's stock, 10
salaries. en,-v oe~t roi-1 into the
"ort. Take I't'c stock and bel,
70 dcveI,, the oouatry. ard i,ccle y.
tally make nice thing for yourseif.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
Another TWo-Bit House.

The Vienna Cafe, on First avenue
was re-opened last Monday by
Adolf Armbruster, a first-class cook
and caterer. Under the new manage
ment regular meals will be served for
% cents. The restaurant will be
open all night and special attention
given to short orders at all times.
Try the new place.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
The great K. X.
MILLIN cry.

Fine Assortment of Fall Hats a,
Mrs. Webbers'.
Owing to the fact that the weather
is somewhat cool the ladies are Sc
lecting fall hats earlier than usual
consequently | shall be unable to
have a formal millinery display.
Some of my finest dress hats and
street hats have already been sold
and 1 will be much pleased to have
my friends and cutomers call any
time when all the patterns will be
shown. I have the latest that could
be found in my line and have also
pretty line of baby hats, hoods and
bonnets. My stock has been select
ed with care and with one aim in
view-that of getting up pretty
fall hat from one dollar and a half tc
twenty-five dollars.
Mrs. Ida Weber,
124 First avenue east.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
Fruits and Grain for Helena.

Anyone sending small grains or
fruit for competition at the Helena
state fair should observe the follow
ing: In grains send one-half bushel
each of brightest specimens and larg-
est grains, with name of variety and
growers name attached.
Apples and pears, 80 specimens
EACH or of new or choice variety
enough for plate.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
To School of Mines.

Paul ID. Pratt of Libby was a Wis
itor in kalispell Thursday night. He
was en- route To Butte where he is a
pupil in the Montana School of Mines
and he stopped over here until this
morning to say farewell to his many
kalispell friends
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
TIME TABLE
OF Trains and Stages Carrying U. s..
Mail

OF Trains and Stages Carrying q. S.
Mail.
No. 1, west bound arrives 1880 p. m.
No. 8, west bound arrives 1925 a. m.
No. 2, east bound arrives 1855 a. m.
No. 4, east bound arrives S:35 p. m.
Stage for Chautauqua, Somers and
Dayton leaves Kalspell every morn
ing at o'clock
Stage for Montford, Creston, Shell
don, Holt, Bigfork and Glen leaves
daily at 7 a. m.
Stage for Marston, Stryker, Tobac-
co and Gateway leaves Mondays and
Thursdays at a. m.
Mails close 10 minutes before ar
rival Of trains.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11

The county commissioners have
been in session all week, but beyond
auditing an immense number of
claims no business of Importance was
transacted up to yesterday, when a
few matters were disposed of.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11
Mothers, Look Here!

Fit your boys for school with a
nice new strong wool suit. We are
giving a discount of ten per cent. on
all our boys suits for cash only.
Nathan Bros.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11

Mrs. Ida Webber has complete
line Of the latest street hats. The
finest stock ever shown in the city.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11

Alfred Peterson and family 81 SOM
ers have gone to Galva, Iowa, Cor a
visit of three weeks.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11

VIM. p North. Thomas Killing. r.
and Thomas Collins, all residing neal
Holt, were in the city yesterday or
business connected with the county
commissioners meeting.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11

Bion Swim. one of the old time
ranchers Of the lower valley. was in
the city from his home near Bigfork
yesterday.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11

Use Poets Silk Soap. M. M. Co.,
Phone 199
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-11

Cora A. Lombard was granted di-
vorce from Frederick F. Lombard
this morning.