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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
Ii. e.Cpen SkY
moi seized

Underneath the open SKY
I would LET the world % by.
Every shred of barassing
la psing with the swallows wing:
Every scrap from cares gray loom
Vanishing amid the bloom;
Every tissue Of regret
Fading Ike the mists that fret
Height and hollow. are the morn
IN The orient is born;
Every grief or old, or new
5oothed by Gods anehanging blue,
And the hHsh-song Of the rtll
In the shadow Of the hill.
Where the beech boughs whisper 50
Tender lovingly and low.
Evarv doubt dispelled and blown
Even from the rtsfon-zone
Bv the airs as kind as creep
Through the Hied fields Of sleep:
Every faar transmitted 70
Hopes as prismy as the dow
and the Old earth=jav assa
Flooding soul and hea = and brain;
Underneath she open Say
7 would let the world 90 55sl
Clinton Seollard in Ainsiee's,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
Mar Thrift = Wife,s. .Tov-

Miss Vida Goldstein gave an inter
viewer some interesting information
about the happy lot Of the American
woman As thus TT is an absolute
act that the American men treat the
women splendidly. The home life is
most beautiful The women are com
rades in every sense 70 their nus
hands Then further along: 1t is *.
traorainary 10 see the way the Ameri
can men work. They are off to their
Offices by 3 O'Clock IN the morning at
the latest. Again They (the men)
devote their lives 70 making money.
Having made their money they arc
more ready to turn their attention to
public affairs That accounts for the
.reedom Of women. The men make the
money and the women spend It,
This query suggests itself TO modern
society: How does the American man
accumulate money II his wife spends
it?
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
MANY PARTS lNA DRUM.
AND Americans Are SAID to Make The
Gest Il ne MorLa.


Americans are 6ae greatest drGm
mers n 8he world. and they make the
finest drums. Chicago aaa s. Louis
have large "a al5az hgt IN These az
kinds ot afi4aa made most OF
which are II - eHeap vzsr4etx ana
low in price are only three
factories ia me aal1cd states winch
make The sa1d ii instruments aaHa-
factured Ii .hl8 ai7#. Efesa ruins
are distinct aam Gaze therz t5a5
tHev have zaaHHa6s tone -
Quired a4I9 a aec4est tea and bard
work
Tie drums za8at HHa a s. =eeaRs
and In military var3 .5Ust EaVa 8 toae
which au5#er 4oeH au=s
aot be Sc sensitive e 5be aah. Drum
making - ef9faf 5Hdasts- ard Il
complicated as it curious 5or
drum has many Far52. 3 trHn of r.
best construction LIS 2tS pieces. uoc
Including sticks teahs ana 8e4t All
material must 3e u Hae#a lest quality.
for the things from which u drIm s.
constructed are what give its tooe
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
- ~. 80 go ID s z .A.s
bears the p The Ki1f YOU F3'9 4I#aEs BOfgn'
''s-as'ss of e1EZzZEzu
Exciteci SaslL.rhanite.

The red fire exit lamps at an up-
town theater caused a small 0anic
the other NIGHT instead Of reassuring
the patrons Of the house. for which
purpose they We're primarily Intended
saws the New York Evening Post. Il
was all the fault oil a stout adv from
tae sHbnrbs-the very TAR suburbs~
Who. looking about her ia de twilight
after TIE e3rtain had gore zD on the
first act saw the red globe glowing
aminegs1y in the ra@e Of tie house,
She eIatchoa her companion by the
arm aDa 1eaaed to=her feet.
Get efeht M and 20 ont Ieae shE
said IN a distinct 83Hez Giving every
evidence # attempted self-eontrol.
The engines wfA BE dasbing up any
minute
STRAIGHT down the aisle the eEeited
beara~e0=r stre4e. ,lrcseire her pro-
testing fHlaaa II h=e wake. Al around
aer azaaze.l s.e.aoI1 were standing up,
ana se- men zrAa e1 the lancer Of
a sea1asazs Harte frle1 in vain u fell
the .a.anfze= nothing was wrong
A lc1a usler a#als barred ler bath
What dc gea mean by letting hose
people st still H#ep ne Ere SIGNALS
is al uH?a she eaia There dom
stop me I've read about are-trap the
atars ara + Gaow red fire lanter1
when I see ore too
That's one ON the fire cenmis
sioner." aid the usher. after he haC
recovered from his astonishment
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
The shah,s lob Lot Of Wives.

The Shah of Persia, on returning
home. probably III full al the us
ions OF beauty that be had witnessed
"a the music nails af Parts and Lon
ION. found that his harem was want.
ing in freshness. and he has decided
10 renaW Il.
There is a Job lot Of some 2eaO
wives WHO are cong 10 be uquIdated
understand tae sale VIII be made
IS auction at same FattersaH's II Te-
aeran.
nay mention hat the shah's
Garem consists 0f 2 zee women. nat
e Has aaid his Etnd address t8 very
one III hem. and that his offspring
consists II IL sons ana Hiuety-six
GauehleFs-a5ax 0aBeH il IndiaHapo.
* sentinel
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
DR.. M. 8. COHEN,

DR.. NJ 8. COHEN,
IRE only x-ray Specialist in Southern
Arkansas.
Chronic Diseases Of Men, Women and
Children; Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
CONSULTATION FREE.
Offices, 202 1-2 Main st, over J. B.
Simon Cos store.
PINE BLUFF, ARK.
Office Hours: 8 to IL, to p. m, to
3 Evenings.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
airs on tse =8faek List.

Uncle sam has a black list Of birds
and qua5rGpees Which It is absolute
ly prohibited to Introduce into this
country The mongoose. flying
fox and the starting are on The list.
The moneooso f "a 5pecies Of ferret,
a native Of India @here i "a domes-
ticatad as sort 9f animal raY ran
and snake destrorar It was INTRO.
duced into Jamaica 10 get rid Of the
sugar cane rats. These extefminated,
however he mongoos- went on to
diet off me Notwithstanding birds
with III result that the crops have
been deya.tated by insects in some
sections Of the island The animal is
exceedingly crafty nocturnal n .ts
habits and evades traps with ease.
The fyine fox, known also as the fruit
bat, Is a yoracious harvester Of fruits
and vegetables The starting belongs
70 the crow familY.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
4 VERtTABLE ST. CECILIA.
But Small Girl Added to Her LIST Of
n1enrs.

Margerv.s cousin Cecilia. vas
eighteen and pretty She was also
Eavoted to music. and spent hours
practicing on 5aree pipe organ. This,
together with the fact that she invari-
ably wore a #rapt expression when so
engaged. earned for her TIE nickname
of Saint Cecilia.
lt happened that AlareerE.s mamma
Eas called 70 foWn and eft her fYs-
year-eld daughter N charge of an
ebdgin1 Geishbor. This lady under
took 10 amuse her young guest BY
showing her a collection Of PRINTS.
among which was 4 copy Of the tam
Liar presentation ef the patron saint
Of music seated at the organ.
This NY dear said the obliging
hostess IS picture Of saint Ge-
ella y
1t doesn't look bit Ike her,"
spoke Up the tiny visitor.
Why. how do veu =knOw2s inquired
the astonished owner OF the print.
How 30 know ." returned ne
equally astonished Iargery Why,
Saint Cecilia. is ny own first cousin.
She toached ne my PRAYERS an how
to play jackstones. New York
Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07

The military school Of the Arka,
delphia Methodist college may be To-
Gated at Texarkana
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
CROWN PRINCESS NAY RETURN.
Possible Reconciliation at the Court OF
Saxony.

Possible Reconciliation at the Court OF
Saxony.
Vienna, Jan. 6.-Reports have been
received here from sources closely
connected with the court of Saxony OF
a possible reconciliation between the
crown princess of Saxony and her
husband. The family of the crown
princess Unborn child desire its birth
to occur under conditions permitting
of proper identification, and to prevent
possible substitution, which II is sup
posed the princess might attempt If
the crown princes family attempted
to claim the child. The crown prince
is reported as even now unwilling TO
abandon the belief that the unborn
child is his own. While King George
angrily insists that his sons faitbless
wife be cast adrift, 1t Is under
stood that the crown prince places no
obstacles in the way of ,reconcilia.
ton should his wife be willing to come
back. 1t is naturally to be understood.
according to report that IL is impI5si-
BILE to permit the princess to return to
Saxony and become queen, but $50
suggestion is made that she reside in
retirement near the frontier where she
could see her children occasionally.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
PRINcEssgs TO COME OUT.
Two Manageable Nieces of King to
Make Debut at Court.


Make Debut at Court.
London, Jan. 8. - Two of King Ed.
wards manageable young nieces -
Princess Alice of Albany and Princess
of Connaught - have just
come out, and the other two are on the
eve of making their social debut. Ena,
only daughter of Princess Henry of
Battenburg, and her cousin, Patricia
of Connaught, will come out" at about
the same time, if princesses can ever
be really said to come out. Princess
Patricia, who is soon to celebrate her
seventeenth birthday, will appear at
court for the first time when her par
ents, the duke and duchess of Con-
naught return from India, and
Princess Ena is likely TO be present at
the same drawing room. This sixteen
year-old girl is the youngest of King
Edwards nieces, and is greatly IA
vored on all occasions because she is
daughter to that most beloved Of
Queen Victoria's children. Princess
Beatrice.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Peacemaker Is Shot.

MANCHESTER, Iowa, Jan. 6. =
Work, a butcher of this city, wa
by Richard Rogers, a blacksmith
bullet entering his arm, produc
wound which is painful, but moi
Gus. Rogers was taken before
tice and placed under $4,000
which he was unable to furnish.
ers had been drinking, and befoI
shooting became involved in a q
with a fellow boarder at a restal
Work had been called upon fol
lection by the proprietor OF the
house.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
BANK PUTS LIMIT ON txCHl
SITUATION OF GoVERNMsN,
GROWING WORSE AND q
SOURCES FAILING.
RtBElS ARE MANAGING CAM
AGGRESSIVE MOVEMENTS Be-
CLOSELY WATCHED Az,
WASHINGTON.

"llltIHSNdus Sui dCdb, Jan. III
was a financial panic at Caracas
terday afternoon. A large numbs
small traders and private deposs
went together to the Office OF the b
of Venezuela for the purpose Of
changing the banks notes into Sd
The bank refused to exchange ]
than $40 worth of notes for any
person, and at 4 o'clock in the 4
noon closed it's doors. The panic
tinued. Bulls issued by the bank
now selling for so per cent Of !
face value. The leading fru5
caracas, Notwithstanding the pre-
situation, have presented no notes
redemption, as they are all interes
in supporting the bank.
A partial payment to the trOOpsi
made yesterday, but it Is not belis
that these payments can be c0uta
to-day.
Government in a Bad Way
Paris, Jan. g. In a dispatch
Caracas the correspondent Of
Matin says that in spite of thel
cesses of the Venezuelan revor4
lists. their finances are not suliiciei
permit them to obtain munitiorI
war. IL is uudeniable that the 4
ton OF the government is grot
more aggravated. continues thel
respondent. and that its resourceI
falling.
Rebels Menace Caracas.
Washington. Jan. 1.-THE aggreI
movements OF the Venezuelan reT
tionists are being watched el5
here. Late unofficial advices ind3
great activity on the part of the
els and reporting a menacing n,
ment toward Caracas give the ind
sion that President Castros posi-
is critical. 1t has been conhda
hoped there would be a cessati0.
hCstilities against the goveTnmeEJ
that there might be prompt a5
with respect TO arbitration Of
claims against Venezuela by the y
pean allies.
Castro Will Not Abdicate.
Caracas, Jan. 6. -- The report
President Castro proposes TO aDui
or resign the presidency of VeneTi
is untrue. The correspondent Of
Associated Press saw President
tro with regard to this matter.
president laughed when questic
"a then said thoughtfully:
YOU are at liberty 10 say ID
have fought during two years to re
the supreme power which was inT
ed in "a by the people of Venezue
will n. more abdicate than | vii
sign. The MatOs revolution viii
assistance from foreign powers
soon be a past story"
The decision of the powers 10
tinue the blockade of La CIsyrs
caused establishment among tho
eign residents of this city. Whei
Dutch steamer Prince Wilhelm ar
OFF La Guayra 10 take off the Eu7Ol
mails the authorities at LaGuagrs
the mail out in a small boat
boat was stopped by the boat
British cruiser on blockade duty
the mail bags were taken on board
cruiser and opened.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
"ToPsY" ELEcTRocUTED
Elephant Executed in Presene''
Hundreds of Snectators,

Hundreds Of Spectators.
New York, Jan. G.-Several hun
spectators yesterday witnessed thi
ecution by electricity at COncy d
of "Topsy." an elephant who
killed three men and had reCentF
come unmanageable. Immediatel
ter 200 grains of cyanide of p
Stun had been administered,
cealed in carrots, a current OF
volts was turned on through col
plates on which the animal s.
Almost instantly the elephant fell,
at the end of ten seconds, whes
current was turned of, was
nounced dead. An autopsy she
that the poison had not had tin
take effect. The execution was
Quoted under the supervision Of
society for the prevention of cruel
animals. Tops" was about tE'
nine years old and was the first
elephant exhibited in this coui
when she was brought here by a
Forepaugh twenty-eight years age
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

President Hill says Noah formed the
first trust, but he fails to mention
that this ancient navigator's ship com.
bine finally rested on a rock where it
could be of no use as means of
transport.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Save what you can spare of your in
come. instead of spending it foolishly.
and some day when other people are
eating prunes you may be in position
to eat strawberries.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

John l.. Sullivan has passed through
the bankruptcy court and is now at
liberty to express his opinion of cred
itors in a style that is more remark.
able for its originality and force than
for its purity.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Prof. Bell Is Dead.

Somerville, Mass, Jan. 6. Prof.
Charles ]. Bell, professor of chemistry
in the University of Minnesota, died
from Bright's disease yesterday at the
residence of his brother, DIR. William
A. Bell, where he was spending the
holidays. Prof. Bell was born in Som.
erville in 1895.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Lewis Nixon believes in giving his
men more wages and shorter hours in
stead of libraries, etc. Such a policy.
II generally followed would enable
workmen to furnish their own librar.
les, and few other things
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

AS long as women noyelists are
privileged to wear ban gowns when
they have their pictures taken for
reproduction by the halftone process,
what chance of winning public atten.
ton has the mere man novelist?
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Now that Paris chemist has made
with the blowpipe artificial rubies that
are said to be equal to the real ar
ticle, the expression more precious
than rubies" will lose something of
it's old-time force.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
CABLE IN FINE CONDITION.

Messages Being Sent TO and From
Honolulu.
San Francisco, Jan. 6. - The new
cable between San Francisco and
Honolulu is already in fine working
order, and large number of messages
are being handled Through the
courtesy of Clarence II. Mackay and
other cable officials no charge has
been made for sending messages to
and from Honolulu during the past
two days. The achievement yesterday
of send 9 the Associated Press story
from | .AOlulu, in addition to many
private messages, is considered re-
markable work for the first day of the
new cables installation.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

A man has defined happiness as be.
Ing known by everybody and knowing
everybody, and being invited every
where and going nowhere. But he
never found a woman to agree with
him.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Judge Gaynor of New York has an
nounced the legal proposition that
every mans dog is entitled to one bite
ard every mans horse to one kick.
The mule, of course, cannot be limited
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Now that the sultan of Morocco has
nailed the heads of twenty rebellious
subjects to the gates of Fec it is
probable that all his surviving sub
jeets love him very much.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
JAPAN WILL LET GO.
VIII Let United States Take Posses
81 of Marcus Island.

Honolulu, Jan. Ga letter received
here from Thomas Fitch, Washington
attorney for the Marcus Island Guano
company, says that Japan is relin-
gushing her claim to Marcus island.
and is willing to allow the UnIed
States TO take possession. Japan win
also deport her subjects now on the
island and is ready to pay as a reason.
able indemnity $4,000 on account OF
the loss sustained on the trip of the
schooner Julia Whalen, which was re-
fused a landing on the island.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Two Frenchmen who were going to
fight duel have decided TO settle
their affair by arbitration. Perhaps
they think that will be more danger
Gus.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Battle With the Ice,

Detroit. Mich. Jan. 6.--After a four.
days battle with sixty miles OF ice in
st. Clair river and Lake st. Clair, De.
troit's new fireboat, the James r. ELI.
oft, arrived at noon yesterday. She
will be placed in commission at once,
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
ENDS HIS LIFE.
SilVerton Banker Who DisappesH
Found Dead,

Silverton. Colo. Jan. 6. -- At
James H. Robin, the missing
dent of the Bank of Silverton
was closed yesterday on accoa
the presidents disappearance,
found dead three miles from tow
had shot himself in the head. I'd
bilities OF the bank are said
about 100000; assets unknown.
generally believed that the bank
sound financial condition and
Robin was mentally deranged.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

The next Vanderbilt wedding viii
take place during the coming winter,
the exact date to be announced as
soon as Mrs. Nation shall have left
the country.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Warship Makes Fast Tive

Boston, Jan. 6. - After waiting for
two days for good weather, the tor.
pedo boat destroyer Marlborough was
successfully speeded of Wood End.
Provincetown, yesterday. She exceed.
ed her contract requirements.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

The Indianapolis ghouls are hardly
In it with the Massachusetts under
taker who buried man without a
coffin, and tnen charged the widow
for one. =
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

1t never seems to bother Mr.. Gates
when he loses million or so. Per
haps he would fret more If he had
earned the money.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
PRAYERS DON'T CURE CHILD.
Baby Daughter of Dowieite Dies De.
spite Petitions.

spite Petitions.
Chicago, Jan. 6.--Another life went
out yesterday while prayers were be-
ing offered by followers of John Alex
ander Dowie The victim was Margar-
ct Federmeyer, nine months old child
of Mr.. and Mrs. Leon Federmeyer. The
child was i'll nine days, during which it
was unattended by physician. Ac-
cording to Federmeyer, he has been a
Dowieite for eight years. He says that
all the members Of his family have
been cured of sickness without medi-
cal aid and that he has reason to
hope the child would recover. The
coroner will investigate the case
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Conclusion.
In Due Course.

How naturally one good thing leads
to another, to be sure?"
I'm what way?"
Why, take the case of RICHTER. for
Instance; his late successful novel han
opened the way for a still more salts.
factory book"
You don't say? Has he got out an.
other book?"
Yes; a check book. "-Exchange
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
Animal lnstin,

AnimaI InstinD
With many forms
50 Tor winter is NJ
I protect them from
eexing, but for Sc,
IN changes of COM
Hature. II is a T
iise9 Similar to ths
e lawn that were
= the gardener WI
ady for winter.
Q kind, for instanC
mt. here is undou
armfA and cozInel
,epest part of poo
srature of the wat,
eexing, and wher,
sar That point until
as.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

So many statesmen are carrying
challenges back and forth in Paris
that the French Chamber of Deputies
cannot secure q working quorum.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Sitting Bulls sop is working as
section hand on a western railroad,
Can il be doubted any longer that re-
publics are ungrateful to their princes?
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

A Western paper grumbles over
'the shortage of women in the far
West" Well. is there superfiuity of
them anywhere?
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

A mile a minute is pretty fast, but
some OF the flying machine inventors
have beaten even that-on the way
down.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

In Dom Paul Kruger's oath OF allie
glance to Great Britain there may be
interpolated few Africander swear
words.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

When woman has had nine chill
dren she begins to have suspicious
about some of the beautiful passages
In love stories.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

May Yohe and Putty" Strong
reached home in time to favor up
the holiday season.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

OH has been discovered In Africa.
That continent may now prepare to
get itself connected with us by pipe
line.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

A distinguished German physician
has discovered that there are 10000
microbes in one pound of dried fruit. "
Is that all?
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08
ENJOY LIFE AT CAIRO.
Ambassador and Mrs. Choate Spending
the Winter at Egypt's Capital.

the Winter at Egypt's Capital.
Cairo, Jan. 6. Cairo is extremely
gay just now. Most of the English so.
ciety people not in India are passing
the winter here. Ambassador and
Mrs. ChOate are back again at Shep-
herds. They have made several ex.
cursions across the Mediterranean. the
last one being to Constantinople. The
Turkish capital so interested Mrs.
Choate that she thinks she would like
to go * again. Mr.. Woodward ac-
companied the party.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

New ways of prolonging life are
discovered and announced almost
every day, but Death hasn't found it
out yet.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Observe the promotion of WI Ting,
fang and never make fun of the man
who asks questions.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

II the fool-killer ever arrives for
business the life insurance companies
will go broke in day.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

A New York man was killed by the
scratch Of kitten. Don't fool with
the cat
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Andrew Carnegie is in New York.
Now. Mr.. Frick, get ready for the
semi-wind-up.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

The empty coal hoo makes the
whole world kin.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-01-08

Tourist-Haye you not got Scotch
whisky?
Waiter Tin an Irish hotel Mo, sorr:
we don't kape it. And them as does
only uses IL to water down our own.