Evening journal., 1903-07-11
HERE AND THERE

DI. WOOu NOIMdS LAuc syrup cures
coughs and colds; down TO the very
' rye of consumption.
Suppose one should hold crystal Of
radium in his hand with his face turned
torthe east Suppose that one of the
electrons were leaden bullet circlng
the earth to its starting point. lie
would be shot In the back from the
westward five times before he could
fall to the ground, so rapid is the
movement Of the electrons.
Is 1t a burn? Use DR.. Thomas Eclec-
trio Oil. A cut? Use DR.. Thomas Ec-
lectric Oil. At your druggists.
"Jim,' said the first tramp printer
as the freight train flew along, 1--WE
ought to have waited till tomorrow to
make this trip"
500"
yes; the company runs an excur-
sion to-day, and We're only beating It
out OF $500"
No one would ever be bothered with
constipation IL everyone knew how
naturally and quickly Burdock Blood
Bitters regulates the stomach and
bowels.
ANY objections to my smoking
here?" asked the extensively cheerful
man, as the vessel gave another dis
quieting lurch.
None" replied the pale chap in the
steamer chair, "here-or hereafter"
scald head is an eczema Of the scalp
--rvery severe sometimes. but it can be
cured. Doan's Ointment, quick an
permanent in its results. At any drug
store, so cents.
All the healing, balsamic virtues OF the
Norway pine are concentrated in DR..
Woods Norway Pine Syrup, natures own
coughs and colds.
1T was very affecting when / asked
old Blinks FOR his daughter Why.
weot myself"
Did he kick as hard as al that?"
Takes the burn out; heals the
wound; cures the pain. DR.. Thomas
Eclectric oil. the household remedy.
io s1n0d adi uefl ~
s1iendegsoh weptiwhen his statue was
unveiled in Iowa the other day Was
1t so bad as that2
When doctors. fail. try BurdocK Blood
Bitters. Cures dyspepsia constipa-
SSm; invigorates the whole system.
4 1SSS1eQueery-"Are you meeting with
'Ffny encouragement in your literary
work.
Woodby Riter-"Yes. indeed. The
printed rejection slip that came with
my last manuscript had the editors
initials signed to it with pen and ink"
Everybody's liable to itching piles.
Rich and Door, old and young-terrible
the torture they suffer. Only one sure
cure; Doan's Ointment Absolutely
safe: can't fail.
General Nelson a. Miles has formed
d partnership with Ex-Governor James
5. Hogg, of Texas, and they have al
ready began the purchasing of oil land.
Scratch, scratch. scratch: unable to
attend to business during the day or
sleep during the night. Itching piles,
horrible plague. Doan's Ointment cures.
Never fails. At any drug store. 30
cents.
DR.. Albert c. Eycleshymer has sew
cred his connection with the University
of Chicago and will become the head
of the department of anatomy in the
University Of st. Louis.
Hundreds of lives saved every year
by having DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil in
tho house just when it is needed.
Cures Group. heals burns, cuts, wounds
Of every sort.
Prof. Edward A. Steiner. of Grinneil
College. has just returned from Russia
where he spent some time on the es-
tate Of Count Tolstoy and with the
members Of the Tolstoy circle.
Bad blood and indigestion are deadly
enemies to good health. Burdock
Blood Bitters destroys them.
NJ. Martel a French lecturer, I'm a
: lecture before the Geographical Soci-
! ETY. Of Paris, maintained that surface
, streams are gradually disappearing
owing to subterranean circulation OF
, water being substituted.
Don't let the little ones suffer from
eczema or other torturing skin dis.
eases. No need for It. Doan's Oint-
ment cures. Can't harm the most deli
} cate skin. At any drug store. 80 cents
4 Ex-Governor Boutwell,, Silas Dear
= and Hon. Robert T. Davis, the three
r surviving members of the Massachu
l. setts convention Of 1853. have Just hel'
, a reunion in Boston in commemorative
: of the hftieth anniversary Of that IA
: nous event in Massachusetts history
Terrible plague, those itching, pes
: tering diseases Of the skin. Put al
b end to misery. Doan's Ointment cures
s At any drug store.
d Now is the time, while the malig
q nant Carlyle controversy is raging d
! England to inyoAa that curious tsc"g
A valuable law which makes L. a misie
i meanor 70 libel the dead
n Hives are a terrible torment to the n
= tie folks, and to some older ones. Easil
cured. Doan's Ointment never fall
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