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Smyrna times., 1903-08-26

Fourth Assistant Postmaster Gener-
al Bristow is conducting a continuous
performance in order to convince the
public that the stories of postoffice
graft" are not hot ''air.
Smyrna times., 1903-08-26

A German professor announces that
the zebrula cross between a horse
and zebra, will supplant the mule in
all up-to-date armies The German
savant had better not trust himself in
Missouri.
Smyrna times., 1903-08-26

"Blotted out with ink" is the con-
else official epitaph of NJ. A. W. Louis,
the postal official who is to be dismis-
sed because of his unwarranted pur-
chases of cancelling ink.
Smyrna times., 1903-08-26

What is Kentucky marksmansh ip
coming to? One of the best shots in
the state has died natural death.
Smyrna times., 1903-08-26

OF course everyone disapproves of
prize fighting and is shocked that Cor
bett and Fitzsimmons were allowed to
give such a BRUTAL exhibition, > but
everyone came down town to get the
returns from the ringside.
Smyrna times., 1903-08-26

Among army men it is not reg arded
as an evidence of superstitution to
'knock Wood"
Smyrna times., 1903-08-26

For fourteen weeks the building
trades in New York have been on
strike and in that time have lost in
wages not less than S66, 900, 900.
Smyrna times., 1903-08-26

The South African war lasted three
years, during which time the British
lost in killed in battle and from desease
1875, 900 men OF nearly 10000 less than
the United States lost by murder dur
ing the same period.
Smyrna times., 1903-08-26

The annual payment to pens toner's
of the war with Spain now amounts to
81, zoe, 900 per annum and there are As,
900 applications still pending.
Smyrna times., 1903-08-26

The lambs, having sold their stocks
when stocks were low, will await rise
and then but them back at the top of
the market. They always do.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03
r. p. LITER.

Point Pleasant. w. Va.
Trotters, PAGERS and saddle horses
trained. bought and sold. Red Will
colts have their speed with them at
all times. Visitors to the farm can
see for themselves at any time.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03
NT MASON COUNTY, WEST VIRGINIA. WEDNESDAY, JUNE s. 1903


It Is a laudable ambition to reach the top
OF the ladder Of success. But many man
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03
ROBINSON DISTRICT.

Adkins Alexander, no property. .....S 90
Barnett Geo w, no property. .......... ! on
Clendentn A. no property. 90
Cartmill T X, no property ........... 90
Cartmill ID T. j, no oproperty.......... ] 90
Creig Geo, no property ty................. l 90
Cutler Jordan, no property. ...... i 90
Cheesebrew Herbert, no property. lf0
Eads William, no property. ............ 90
Edwards Walter, no property ......... %
Flowers Henry, no property ............ i IL
Flowers Ben, no property. .............. / 90
Fowler Homer, no property ............ ] 81
Fisher NJ @, erroneously assessed ...... 9 65
Fogelsong W K, not found. ........... 7S
Greenlee Ed. no property .............. IL
Greenlee Chas II, no property.......... ! 90
Gardner ID e, no property. y........-...... 90
Gardener Perry o. no property. / SO
Garvin Chas, left slate. 90
Hall Oliver, no property. ......... 80. ! 90
Hoffman Z, not found. ........... 90
Jesse w II, no property -. ............. 90
Knapp Frank, no property. ..... II
Larue w, no property ........... -. "a
Musgrave ID Z, no property. o.
Mays w, left state. .............. 2 IS
Ohlinger w j, left state. ......-..... 90
Peck Allen, no property ................ 90
Rogers Columbus. no property. -. ] 50
Rogers Jesse, no property. IL
Rogers Perry A, no property ........... 1 90
Someryille W r, left state.............. B SO
Stewart Geo III, no property. Il
Stewart J Nc, no property .............. I 90
Stephenson r f., left state -. l 80
stewart j It, no property. ! II
slaughter Cal, no property. i %
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03
William no property,

Montgomery William no property.....
Mattox Odus no property .--..-........ 9
Mitchell Mary A no property ...... I
Mitchell John W no property...........
Mer -er David no property ty...............
Pullin w no property.
Plants Jas + Sr no property ........-.... {
Plants + NJ no property y................
Russell Emanuel no property
Russell Jesse no property y................
Russell + no property y........-........
Rayburn Geo w no property. ........... I
Roush Irwin no property.
Roush Joseph NJ no property. i
Roush Abe no property ty--................
Spurloclz Writ no property. ...-.....----
Siders w J. no property.
smith @ no property.
stephenson w X no property.
Selby John w no property ..............
Turner w e no property.
Tsylor Adam no property. rty............... 1 !
Thompson A @ no property. ............. 1
Thomas Cornelius no property.
Vincent Frank no property. I
Wilson Charles Jr dead ~
DOnohue NJ no pro erty y...............
Palms las L no property. ty.........-.-.... !
Greeniee VIM no property y...............
Fowler Z D no property.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03

The men who do the most good
are not men of brain alone, nor of
heart alone, but men of heart and
brain combined.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03

WANTED-salesma 70 handle a line OF
staple drugs and well-knoWn patent
medicines. Must furnish horse and buggy.
and give bond. Liberal commfsgion paid.
spencer Medicine CO., Chattanooga, Tenn.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03

/, r. l.. Barnett, Sheriff of the County OF
Mason, do swear that the foregoing list Is, /
verify believe, correct and just; that have
received no part Of the taxes for which the
persons and property therein mentioned are
returned DELINQUENT, and that have used
due diligence through my deputies to find
property within my county liable TO distress
tor said taxes. but have found none.
r. l.. BARNETT,
Sheriff.
sas Sworn 70 and subscribed before me, this
- = - IN BLAGG,
Notary Public.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03
I s d OF MASON.

Burton Samuel left State.
Patterson Elmore no property. 2
Curtis Thomas no property ....... 2
Dodd Chas no property. 9
EsteP q w no property. 2
Fry John left state ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 2
Gibbs Jonas no property .............. 2
Hudson Hanson no property y............ 2
Lerner + A left state. Observation-Disclosures. 2
Lewis Horace left state e............ 2
Lee Thomas no property rty......,.......... 2
Lerner Elizabetle dead no property. 1
Lee John no Observation-Disclosures. 2
Lee Taylor NO property. =
Lavender Frank no property ........... 2
McDermltt Robt left county. 2
McCardle Pat no property. .............. 2
Myers John no prop srty 2
Orr Ed left state. ....................... 2
Stanley Chas no property. ......-...... 2
Shrewsbury q dead. ...,..........
Thomas r II left county .......... 2
Thon- as j NJ left county ty.............. 2
Wilson w ii Jr left county. y........ 2
Wines w not found. .....................2
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03

Brains are not necessary to make
a man proficient kicker. Any
fool can kick. A mule is past
master of the art.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03

John Butler, brakeman on the
Q. & Q. while in William Goodall's
fruit store at Ronccverte, cleaning
his revolver it was accidentally dis
charged the ball striking Goodall
killing him.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03
GRAHAM DISTRICT.
3 TOWN OF HARrFeRR, GRAHAM DIST

Barker Homer no property. ..............S 10
Chapman Oscar no property ............- %
Cunningham Ed no property. ............ ID
Cunningham Lewis no property ........ l 10
Fields ID b no perty.................. l 81
Fields Chas no property. y................. 35
Holt Thos no property. ................--. j 35
Humphrey Z no property. ......-...... I 50
Jones Robt l. no property. ty................ 90
Juhling Martin not found. .............. l 10
Kindle James no property .............. 10
Kell John q no property. y................. ] 35
Moore w no property y.................. 10
Powers Joe III left state. .................. 10
Riggs Thos left county y................ / 35
Rice NJ q no property. 80
Roy Geo no property rty.................... 90
Roush Ellis no property ................. ! IS
Roush Ed no property 90
Sayre Emory left state. l o.
Smith VIM A no property. ............... O5
Turley Coco no property. y......,.........~ 10
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03

Man forgets his dependence up
ON God till dark hours come.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03

The man who talks with God is
the man whose talk people listen to
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03

Cupid is not SO blind as those
who cannot dodge his shots.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-06-03
After Ia tirtn-What2

feeling of weakness, often leading TO fafal
results after the patient Is supposed % have
passed the danger point Foley's Honey
cough and make you strong and well. II
never falls TO stop a cough n taken ia time
Glider. NAV 4
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

These bills have been there since the
loop bill was loaded with amendments in
the House. and have never been-acted
upon In fact. the other two-the subway
and the Atlantic street bills-were never
reported on by the Council Committee on
Railroads. which is composed ef Davis
Boyce and Sheehan.
Mr.. Davis, chairman of the committee
has been in Europe the greater part of
the summer, but Is expected home shortly
and it has been intmated that as soon
as he returns the Council committee will
take action
1t Is expected that as a solution of the
matter the Recommendation made by the
committee Of the Business Mems League,
appointed to investigate the freight situs-
ton and suggest measures for its relief.
will be substituted for the amendments
added TO the original ordinances as in
troduced, and in view of this change and
the demands made upon the Terminal
Association the ordinance is expected to
meet with .proval.
Delegate Wiedmer, chairman Of se
House Committee on Railroads. has ex-
pressed himself as being in favor of some
concessions to the railroads, because OF in
efficient facilities for Itching, and says
that he Is in favor of anything for the
good OF St Louis in these matters He
intends 10 call meeting of his committee
the early part of next week.
Captain Boyce of the Council Commit
tee stated yesterday that he was of the
opinion that something should be done,
hut would not speak for the committee
because it had not considered the bills
since the House returned the loop bin,
at about which time Chairman Davis left
the city.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20
CHARGE OF INDICTMENTS.
George A. Green and Geo. W.
Beavers Are Named.
REPUBLIC SPECIAL

REPUBLIC SPECIAL
Washington. Sept 19.-The three indict-
ments returned this week by the Federal
Grand Jury are as follows: One against
George w. Beavers for accepting bribe.
one against George a. Green for giving
a bribe and one against George E. Green,
George W. Beavers and other parties un-
known for entering into the conspiracy
to defraud the Government
The indictments charge that Green and
Beavers entered into an agreement for
the purchase of lot OF Bundy time clocks
by the Office Department. and Bea-
rers was to receive a 10 per cent rake-o6
on all purchases. BY virtue OF his infl't-
ence as Chief of the Division OF Salaries
and Allowances. The Bundy time clocks
are manufactured by the International
Time Recording Company OF Binghamton.
of which Green is president and treasurer.
Specific items of payment of alleged
bribes by Green TO Beavers are given.
The ..oeher parties unknown mentioned
in the Indictment are unofficiaiiy pretty
well known to the Grand Jury and fur
ther evidence IS being gathered agains.
them
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Agnes NJ. Slingman sue for damages ag-
gregating $4,000 for injuries sustained
August p.
Judge Pollard sues for Sl5.OOe. alleging
that he sustained concussion of the brain
and that his head, body and limbs were
cut and bruised.
Estelle Chadwick sues for $1,000. a1leg-
Ing she was externally and internally in
jured and sustained a nervous shock
Nellie Chadwick asks sl0.0OH alleging
that her right shoulder was fractured, her
right arm dislocated and that she sus-
tanned other injuries
agnes M. Seligman asks $1,000. aIleg-
ing that her body and limbs were bruised
and that she sustained other injuries
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

had entered the little dumb waiter. dou-
bling himself up in order to get in and
even then his head projected. His weight
had caused the machine to sink. his hea:
had caught on the sin OF the shaft. and
the top OF the dumb waiter. pressed down
by his own weight. had slowly strangled
him to death.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20
WAS HIS OWN ExEcUTloNER.
James Prices Weight, by Strange
Accident, Kills Him.
REpuRLIc sPEcIAL

hEFUbIsIC y fLIAIA
New York, Sept. 1s.-when James Price.
janitor. Of No. 81 Tenth avenue. did not
make his appearance for the noon meal
his wife was alarmed. She waited three
hours and then got Cornelius Aubrey and
Frank Hall to go in search of him On
the ground floor Of No. 81 she found Price
dead in strange manner
Wishing to descend to the basement ne
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20
Attorneys File Twenty-Four
Damage Suits, Aggregating
164, 800, in Circuit Court.
THREE ALLEGE FALSE ARREST.
Judge W. jefferson Pollard Asks
$15,00 for Injuries Sustained
by Being Thrown From
Creve C0eur Car.

Twenty-four suits were begun against
the St. Louis Transit Company in the Cir
cult Court yesterday. in which damages
aggregating slsl.sos are asked.
Judge W. Jefferson Pollard, .Esteile and
Nellie Chadwick John Il Mathews and
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Mary Crieley asks s5,eee alleging that
her shoulder was fractured by being
thrown In nlighting from car at Jeffer-
soon avenue and Market street, September
?. by the car starting
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Hyman and Sarah Comowski ask 5000
for the, death of their 4-year-oid child.
Esther, who was run over and killed
March Is. at Eleventh and Carr streets.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

John A. Pohlman asks $1,000 for In
juries sustained August q by being
knocked from car at Leonard and Eas-
ton avenue by an opopsite-bound car.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Emily Caldwell asks "a SEQ alleging that
he was thrown while aiighting from car
August Ig.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Albert W Earl sues for p 500 for in
car leaving the track at Ferguson ave-
nue. and turning over. His spine was
hurt, and he received other injuries, he
AYERS.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Clara c. Goode and Lulu Sullivan state
caused their arrest on charge of dis
turbing the peace. August 2 and that they
were discharged in the police court. Eacn
sues for s4,ooQ.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20
SOON To REPORT
/ ON TERMINAL BILL,
Council Committee on Railroads
VIII Again Consider
Measure.
AWAITS RETURN OF DAVIS.
Action of Miss Gould in Donating
YIN. C. A. and Concessions to
Business Interests May Ex-
pedite Legislation.

Since Miss Helen Gould has promises
to finance the erection OF a Railway I. a.
c. A. building. as announced IN Inc ne
public. q new phase IS given the status
or the railroad bills Affecting the ternlnsi
Association. which are no" in the RAN
fs.ad Committee Of the Council
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Mathews asks $1,000. averring that his
fingers were hurt and that he sustained
a nervous shock.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Elizabeth Kayser states she was
thrown while alighting from car at
Grand avenue and Hebert street. June
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

PianOS.-Fift Floor
Special for this week only. II of our cee
brated RoyaI panos which have before for
less than S225OO We that there Royal
pianos St Louis homes than other make market
been the popular seller As
the fall trade going offer them this
unheardof price O Terms purchase the
fine piano stool and handsome scarf go with unprece
dented bargain
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

While John Cannon was attempting to
board a car st Broadway and Buchanan
street. July is. he was thrown by the car
starting and his head, back and body in
jured. He sues for $4,000
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

injuries sustained August 10. by being
knocked on the running board OF Jer-
ferson avenue car at Laeiede avenue.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Barnet CapIin states that he was thrown
In attempting to board car at Seventh
and BiddIe streets June 4 by the car
starting. and that he received internal in
juries He asks $4,000
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Christobel Patterson. a minor. was
thrown while alighting from a car at
Grand avenue and Caroline street, July
II, and her arm fractured. She sues for
$i0ooe.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Adolphine Forrest asks 5000 for the
death of her husband. John Forrest, who
was killed by q car at Twenty-second and
Market streets January u
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Mary Espen. a minor. was struck by a
car at Broadway and Primm street. July
IL and her right leg crushed, necessitating
amputation. She sues for $4,000.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

Clarence Joyce states that a buggy in
which he was driving March 15 was struck
by a car at Twenty third street and
Franklin avenue, and that he was injured
and disfgured. He asks A.oos.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

%. and her right arm injured. She asks
Anna NJ. King asks $500 for injuries
sustained September IL while ailsntlns
from car at Grand and FRANKLIN ave
nues. She was thrown by the car starting,
and her back, body and hips were bruised.
she states.
Barnet Caplin states that he was thrown
In attempting to board a car at Seventh
and Biddle streets June. By the car
starting and that he received internal in
juries. He asks S15,00o.
Christobel Patterson. a minor. was
thrown while aiighting Zig from . a ear rat at
II, and her arm fractured. She sues for
s10ooe.
car at Broadway and Primm street. July
II. and her right leg crushed. necessitating
amputation. She sues for $4,000.
Adolphine Forrest asks 5000 for the
death of her husband. John Forrest, who
was killed by car at Twenty-second and
Market streets January Il
While crossing Washington avenue at
Eleventh street September q. 1907, Kath-
crime Burnes was struck by a car and
injured She sues for $500
Clarence Joyce states that a buggy in
which he was driving March ID was struck
Franklin avenue, and that he was injured
and disfigured. He asks A.o0s.
Gustave A. Stille states that in cross
ing yandeventer avenue at Flora ave
nue.. November Z. 1909. he was run down
by a car and his skull fractured and HE
right leg injured so that had to be
Company and the United Railways Com
pany.
George Mueller. minor. asks s.aoo for
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

While crossing Washington avenue at
Eleventh street. September q. 1909, Kath-
crime Burnes was struck by a car and
injured. She sues for $500.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20
Furniture Dept.

Third Floor.
In this department you will
find Furniture of every grade
and suitable to all tastes and
pocketbooks.
MANTEL FOLDING BEDS In golden i'm
ished hardwood with best Cfn nn
supported woven wire springs, AWFVUt
STEEL DAVENPORT BEDS With ADJUST
able backs, made into f,iH size 60 IN
bed or comfortable sofa mn I{g
unbreakabIe-price .-......-..--.......Yoso Yosoo
DRESSERS-Largs size golden oak eSN IN
dresser. finely finished and with MI III
beveled French plate mirror, for.
ROCKERS-Full-aze Arm Rockers in o. ~
golden oak or mahogany finish with Nj IN
cobbler seat-a s25e Rocker for.
SIDEBOARDS-So Oak Sideboards. rfs
finished with canopy top and French Nil
plate mirror-an S1S Board for.-...---.-..
PARLOR SCITES-Three-piece Parlor Suites
-diyan arm and reception n1s na
chair-covered in fine silk cov- ANtHb
erings-a xg5.0o Suite for.
MATTRESS ES-The best grade Elastic Felt
Mattress, in splendid wearing OF IN
ucks-really a 1000 Mattress Af.JU
TOT y
PILLOwS-All-feathsr Pillows. guaranteed
odorless, in the good old-fashioned O. ~
herringbone Amoskeag ticking Jt. u
per pair .---.-.-..-...--.-'...---..-
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

2s. and her right arm injured. She asks
5000.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20
Reinhold Kiingele states he was put of
a car June last, 1902. and sues for 5000.

Clara Fears sued the Transit Company
and the United Railways Company for "a
alighting from car at Easton and Pen-
dleton avenues.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-09-20

GeorSe Mueller. a minor. asks st.eoo 9or
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-08-21

VIM. Nichols, wife and four
youngest daughters spent last
week visiting ncar Auxvassc.
+. l.. billiard was at S. j. Sailors
last Monday looking at his mules
which are on pasture there. One
mule was found dead. No cause
for its death is known but suppose
it was killed by tightening.
Miss Edna Gannaway returned
to her home ut Benton City Sum
day after n three weeks visit with
friends here.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Miller, Mr.. and
Mrs. O. Sailor aud little child
visited relatives here several days
last week.
Miss Nellie Barnes visited Mrs.
j. l.. Brown Saturday and Sunday
and attended church mt Bethel.
Mcsscrs Marion Cobb and
Columbus Ham spent several days
In st. Louis last week.
Miss Clara Gray was a guest at
w. a. buttons Saturday night.
Don't forget our picnic Aug, 20.
Misses Stella Barnes and Edna
Gannaway were guests at the
home OF Mrs. Martha Cobb Friday
night.
High Point Sunday School will
hold their annual picnic at the
usual place in NJ. L. Jones pa sturc
near Loutrc Aug. 20. Childrcn'
exercises. Dinner on the ground
Address by several preachers.
Everyone come.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-08-21
Mt. Pleasant.

Rev. Todd filed his appointm cnt
at this place last Saturday and
Sunday.
The Baptist Association which
convened with Mt. Pleasant church
last Tuesday and Wednesday was
n very pleasant and we trust IA
profitable meeting. There was n
large crowd each day aud some
excellent sermons were preached.
Mrs. Davidson aud daughter Of
Big Spring returned home Thurs
day after n pleasant weeks visit nt
this place.
Patterson Berry and mother
visited relatives at Middlctown
Thursday.
Rolla Fines and wife of Truxton
visited the lattcrs mother Mrs.
McClcnny several days last week.
Attic Davidson went to Big
Spring Saturday.
c. II. Thompson and daughter,
Miss Matte Of Galloway attended
the association here.
Mrs. Evcrcttc Millikan and
daughter Lcola are visiting her
parents at Garrett.
Quite a number from this place
attended the show Mt Montgomery
Tuesday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-08-21
Peytonia.

o. T.. Sailor and family and
William Miller and wife visited at
Richard Kcelc's Sunday and re-
turned to their homes north OF
Belilower Monday. They visited
quite u number of relatives west OF
Montgomery City last week.
Mrs. Samuel 7. Weeks and part
OF her family, who live in Cal
laway county, visited her mother
Mrs Mary Ann See east of Mont
gomcry City recently.
Il. NJ. Mclaughlin came up from
st. Louis recently to visit relatives
at Williamsburg.
Curtis Goodman sold n calf To
Jasper Penn for SIS.
Mrs. Richard II. Keclc and hcI
granddaughter Myrtle Kcelt
caught some nice iirs out of the
creek Tuesday.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-08-21

Jonn Zwoiilc has sold his black
smith shop In New Florence and
returned to his home at this place.
Mrs. Carroll and Mrs. Gregory of
near Big Spring passed through
this place Sunday evening, They
had been to see Mrs. McMahan OF
Hancock's Prairie.
Mr.. Wick Thompson Of Chicago,
ILL.,, Is visiting relatives near this
place. BILL NYE.