The Globe-republican., 1903-08-27
Kansas Notes

aDie 10 pom WIN PRIDE tnat ne Is on
Il Of the persons to whom the Panam,
route never did look good.
n A. P. Riddle editor Of the Mime
s apolis Messenger, was 81 years oil
n Sunday, and his wife made him {
r present Of kitchen cabinet. "
4 The Wichita Beacon has taken sucf
! a fancy to the double indented method
t Of displaying "as follows" stuff thai
E 1t can't get enough of 1t.
Q Almena Is going to have an Alfalfa
! carnival next month, and the neigh
' boring towns threaten to declare a
/ quarantine on account of hay fever.
Lightning struck house in Ellis
worth, and "the entire family" says
the Salina Journal, were not only
shocked, but some Of them felt hurt" |
On every cloudy night the vigilant
citizen Of North Topeka locks the
door, puts out the cat, winds the
clock ald bitches the rowboats to the
front porch
4 The sheriff of Riley county emptied
100 gallons Of beer into the gutter
last week, which also helps to &C.
count for the Kaw having more than
it could carry.
Seventeen pip Phis" are spending
the summer in Hiawatha They are
young women who belong to this fra
ternity at the State university, and
as they are all pretty, they bear no
relation to the Pie Phiz.
Many Kansas papers are drawing a
moral from the Winfield tragedy,
There Is hardly a town that hasn't its
Crazy" Twigg. There is a demand
that persons whose lunacy sseem
harmless be guarded more closely.
Sheriff Lucas Is on his way to San
Francisco to bring back Sharon
Of the militia, who Is accused Of en-
bezzling $3.50 Of the guards funds.
The sheriff, Is allowed by law ten
cents a mile going and coming, and
the distance Is 1852 miles. His mile
sge alone will be much more than the |
amount Sharon is alleged to have
stolen.
Billy Morgan sends this Swede
story to his paper, the Hutchinson
News, from Canada. II is old, but 1t
Is good: "While in the boat on Lake
Erie the lake was rough, and many
people were sick. A pale looking
Swede was standing by the rail, and
as the vessel rolled in the waves he
was depositing in the lake the last Of
his breakfast. The steward went to
him and said, alphabetically: Your
stomach Is a little weak to-day !
don't know said the Swede, I tank
trow about as far as anybody"
A young woman in Howard, whose
engagement Is soon to be announced,
refers to her hammock proudly as
her landing net"
W. Y. Morgan Of Hutchinson is
spending his vacation In Canada, and
finds, by actual count, that there
are 1862 of the Thousand islands
An "ostensible" German Burial as
ISOLATION in Newton was raided by
he police few days ago and a wagon =
Dad of beer was confiscated.
The excitement incident to the rise =
n the Kaw river has enabled Topeka d
o forget, almost, the contest for the
,lace of federal Judge to succeed Mr.. II
Hook. V
Both Hutchinson and Topeka are ad. Il
ertising state fair" for this month, 0
nd so far neither side has made any a
fort to enjoin the other from the use Ct
the title. y
A Coffeyville paper takes car
oonist to task for drawing an able
artoon representing a man milking ~ ~
cow, in which the man Is seated on "
le left side instead of the right. VI
The Missouri, Kansas & Texas rail o,
ay has asked to use the name of the "
ate of Kansas in a proceeding which
Is about to bring in the United W
tates supreme court for the posses 20
on of several million acres of Indian of
nd. Do you recall that Kansas has til
st any Indian land? or
1.-THE only blot on the Wathena ar
lautauqua," says the Troy Chief, ie'
vas the Burton-T illman disgrace" 2
In Anthony the fire department is :
joying a vacation. The town has a
soline famine. tai
A boy in Great Bend has been &C. w
iring a reputation among the girls nn,
a Johnny Staylate. A few nights NJ,
o he noticed that the clock at Pau, hrt
es home was rot going and made r
,ntion Of the fact. And Pauline, A. ,
10 was getting pretty tired, men. NJ
ned that she kept 1t that way TO of
mind her-of him. wa
The Fredonia Citizen says that a ma
lng woman Of that town asked a fro
N recently why 1t Is that the papal not
one doesn't pass from generation to Ter.
like the thrones and titles d
the other royal families, and the RUS
ing man had to explain that in dicf
losing a pope 1t was a popular rule , sau
h the cardinals to always select .ay,
nld hanhnlnr Sf