The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1903-05-02
7 am tired, John. I've -.

todd IL am am tired, John. I've b..r ~
shopping? Wen. if Won ''',
yGu 90 INTO store aud buv nave? r..
4 W WaI,iguS uldhIhg such d ms lew tbs
( rs ooineS 10 I'm TS me do your sbaao9ou,
/ time you buy a spool of Ike IKE this
And that is where John Iae.,Sead. .sr
II. Mary, with revenge in IIttS his IN.
lGI MN DO the shopping ~ neaTt D.
tlme she gets a chance 5le very ~
/ that II would do him no end tells X
take a day off from the "u Of sooi9a
| ness. Then she suggest, worry Of & g
| amuse him to accOmu7S1. mat il ri.s
or II She's very cruel. sAS Hsr ShOm5N
as to send John out h., LfiIdy 80 ~
! llst OF just d few little tbiinrllSsetf win
may as well get while he's sss which
Maybe the first tbine nm ''N
china penholder I'm M, o4 Johns gs.
babv's desk. That's sas-. ~. ~ Al, ne Ser
as he pushes open the sslLlnks Jd
! ana starts boldly down tho 5{99i5ig dos,,
the first fIoorwaIker 's dlSle tow.
can YOU tell me whar,
china penholder for c1ild.s Gan gs,
ne emma department is in n5Sk:
Ineht. Ana the floorwal!ss,r We oag.
"dE s tIe victim toward the rs,s slsys,
n
course by the tide at t6e NJ, OUT Of /,
almost laundering i'm tho M sale n
nant whirlpool, John t.4ses ',ooon zen
tIoorwalk1ng pilot and rirsTTl... anous.
satelV down the basement st.t crus
"Chtld's penhOlder for "a cbiS.
self. ''. 20 right 6.S.
You want the stationery densr.
a polite saIeswOman informs 5ir, 'nalls1t'
gallery. north 'lun' ILr.
John respects the saIeswor,-.
and is silent. OHldnS Son
Fifteen minutes later v,r
MIN. red-faced and painting al N'ay lt
tionerv department. at The Ss.
We'll. sir?''
China ehild's desk and penbols...
10y department. entresoi soI,,S.r
AT tne 10Y department they u.s-a
tneY dldn know just what 10 ailaii
bv a desk holder for cJJrluu mean
pen, but they thought ne r1i.l enit
one at their furniture deD5rtrn Isn't tio
third floor next to. Put IN sEl On do
wait to hear where the fr1rnifI,urlln dldl,
ment was. He turned on his u5,lar.
started to elbow his way AS he's, ILseI an
pack to the entrance. Before Is,u,g- goli
store. however, he bought the ching n
next to the door. '''9 Volai9
But this case is merely thar 90
trying to buy an article for v-bic.a 't
was no particular demand at Aei
which was not in the least rad,,S.s p1s
experience is not a marker tn tbst y, Hi
man VINO IS tricked into attending a rl
live bargain sale. "a
Women to right of him
Women to left of him.
Women in front of him
Volleyed and thunderad
came down like rain and b,;t
ran. snort, and strong and frau
JaODed him in ribs and chest
Fought him with tooth and 7sr
Fought like six hundred
Blshop Potter said recently tbs+
goods bought at a bargain sale wsro .
ahmed closely the stain of blood wms
be found on every piece. ''"
II couldn't figure out what the biss
meant, remarked a man who has b.
there. until ] attended a bargain =.
myself. It's true that there was M be
actually spilled that day, but il ma,
wonder. [ don't doubt for a minute m,
the bishop could find records Of sales tS1.
would bear him out"
After attending a genuine 9q.csnt
duced-from-a-dol bargain sale ma,
man is only too glad to plunge i5to
crowded elevated car and have chan,
to collect his thoughts in the comparat5-,
quiet of the rush-hour crush.
Inc ODD part or II Is that departma-
stores seem more cOnsiderate of tbs
men patrons than they do of the womsr
Mems furnishings are almost ALWAYS res,
the door, where patrons can dive In AM
out quickly without getting mixed up h
the crowds.
Salesgirls are more attentive In me-,
Some women shoppers an
mean enough to intimate that this il h.
cause they like to flirt. But it probab,
isn't. It's more likely that there's Soma
thing in the very helplessness Of the ms.
shopper that appeals to the compasgiw
Of the saleswoman.
Not. only that, but a man Is easier TO
sell things to than a woman is.
"A woman knows what she wants" In
saying goes. "and doesn't get IT, whIs
man doesn't know what he wants AMI
does get it,
Or if he doesn't get it he is pretty sgs
10 get something else, which amounts b
The same thing.
If a man loves his wife we'll enough
90 shopping for her he must love M
enough to buy a great many more hats
and stockings and things for her than
she'd ever think of buying for herself