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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06
WHAT MIR. DUNE WOULD SAY.

Mr.. Dooley bought a Missouri farm. He is telling
Hennessy about it. "Hinnissy, me friend, said Mr..
Dooley, will We kape ut quite if Oh tell We how to
make yer phortune? Ye will, will We? Then, shs,
ut's all in the Globe imicrat. It's there, Hinnissy,
me bye, but faint ivry omadown as can see ut It's
buyin' farms, Hinnissy, me lad, buyin' farms. Ye
see, ye're a Dimicrat. .Ye turn Raypooblican. Ye
buy a farm. Thin We double yer money. Ye buy at
phorty dollars, We sell at eighty; If ye buy at
thwenty, We sell at phorty. I've quit worruk and
gone to borryin' money to buy farms, me bye.
Here ut is, Hinnissy, writ out in black and white"
Mr.. Dooley opened wide the editorial page of the
Globe and slapped the back of hs broad hand
against the three-paragraph Joke. Hennissy read
carefully, but had only half finished when he fatty
objected to turning Republican, intimating that he
had too much self-respect to do any such thing.
"Hinnissy, We numskull," continued Mr.. Dooley,
I'VE can turn Dimicrat again whin yere rich. Ye
see, ut's this way. The Dimicrats in Missouri is feel
in kind to the Raypooblicans, SEEM as they've beat
'em so often. Now, these kind Dimicrats is willin'
to sell their farms at half proice to Raypooblicans.
Thin, begorra, whin there's more Raypooblicans in
the Sthate thin Dinicrats, the Raypooblicans III
sthart a wathered thrust with all the farms, and the
land II be worth tin thimes whit it is worth. Be
gorra, 1 niver thought Of that! Hinnissy, Wen get
into the thrust. A thrust is one thing whin yer in
u. LIN dii1thCl LII z u VI lie SuICy lis
If we buy farms now, well make tin tonnes the
money. If we buy at thwenty dollars, we sell at two
hundred. Hinnissy, we be millionaires. Hinnissy,
Wen rode in AUTOMOBILES. Hinnissy, me bye"
Mr.. Dooley's Imagination had carried him as far
as it would. He stopped abruptly. and gazed at
Hennissy. To tell the truth, Hennissy looked puz-
zled. But after some moments Of silence, his eye
travelled to the open page of the newspaper. Then
an idea was born, to which he Immediately gave
vent.
"Dooley, the G~lobe-Dimicrat may be lynn"
Sure, Hinnissy, the press is a great civilisizer-
as the orator said in his dump speech-and the
Globe-Dimicrat wouldn't lie. Hinnissy. The Globe
is a rayliable phaper, Hinnissey."
"Dooley, I'm thold the Globe-Dimicrat has been
lynn, and Dooley, baded, it's my belief uts
this minut. Dooley, me friend, Dimicrats is GIN
erous payple. but not that ginerous, not that gin
erous. So, Dooley, yed bether go to wurruk agin, at
a dollar a quather a day.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06
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TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO
TO-DAY IN ST. LOUIS.

. From The Republic. September 7, 1873.
D Albert Hamburger, Anton Bump
= and Albert Clemens were seriously
. burned in a bakery at Grand ave-
= nue. and Francis street as the re-
. suit of an explosion of a coal-oil
. lamp.
. James E. withrow resigned as
. chairman OF the Republican City
q Central Committee.
. Wholesale merchants reported
D that the fall business was breaking
D all records. The most prominent
D dealers were: Dodd, Brown & Co,
. Bradford Brother & Co., Batdorf 6
Co., Pratt, Todd C Co., James
D Hamilton C Co., C. r Stinde,
B Browning & Coyie, Guernsey,
D Jones & Co. Brookmire & RAN
B ken. Greeley. Burnham & Co,
. Chadbourne & Forster. Drey &
, Kahn and Daniel T. Sheahon.
} w. A. Kendall OF the Iron Noun
} tain road arranged a handsome ex-
} hibit for the st. Lc-is Exposition.
) The Merchants Exchange fund
} for yelIow-fever sufferers In the
South was increased to s52.A7. Re-
ports from Memphis showed that
} 100 persons a died in twenty-four /,
} hours.
At a meeting of the Young Mems /,
|, Christian Association speeches were !.
} made by j. A. Parker. H. C. Wright
and D. d. Jones. The soloists were 4
Mr.. and Mrs. T. c. Hamilton
Governor John s. Phelps returned
!, from the East 4
At Chicago the ST. Louis Pompier 4
Corps of the Fire Department won (
the prize, defeating Chicago and 4
!, teams from other cities.
John Hays OF No. sl5 North I
Eighth street was attacked by q big
dog and seriously hurt
The funeral OF Captain James H.
Tschudi took place from 81. I
}. Georges Episcopal Church
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06
WONDERFUL AUTOMOBILE
IN STREETS OF LONDON.

PEcIA BY CABLE TO THE NEW YORK
HERALD AND THE ST. LOUIS REPUBLIC.
London. Sept 5~.-(copyright. 1851 had
a glimpse the other day OF o new thing In
automobiles. 1t was a private vehicle,
and one OF the most sump-uous ever seen
in London streets. 1t had points Of re-
semblance to n steam yacht. but might be
more properly described as a cabin on
wheels.
The hinder part Of the car had large
windows on all four sides. Inside were
four seats. each in a corner. and down the
middle ran a table covered with green
baize.
This table. ~ the automobile stopped
for q minute IN Charing Cross road, wa
being used by the two vomen who were
cards. quite unconcerned At the
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06
what Has Become of 1t,

NidII III EXpTe5S-
What has become of the investigation into the Post
Office Department! From recurreut revelations. day
after day. Of scoundrelism, big or petty, this scandal
has relapsed into a condition Of apparent quiescence.
Rascals ,havesbeen turned out OF Office. Some of them
have been arrested and are under bond. awaiting trial
Indictments against others are promised, more or less
vaguely. Possibly a great deal may be going on be-
meath the surface. but there are visible few evidences
of the definite conclusion Of this inquiry that was prom.
ised before the end Of the summer.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06
INCORRUPTIBLE JUSTICE REPOSES
IN THE MORAL LIFE OF EVERY MAN.

crowd. which speedily began 10 gather
and stare at them
In another corner Of the vehicle ioungsd
q man reading a newspaper. Outside, On
the back step, was a black tiger, re-
splendent in purple turban and gold uni
form. One chauffeur was not deemed
adequate for so gorgeous a CONVEYANCE,
and this one had two.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06

The public Fairgrounds have been closed. In car
rying forward this work the Civic Improvement
League has rooted a plant which will grow fast
Children are being made happy through a variety
of agencies and the playssystha as carried forward
by the organization is not the least Of them.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06

Mayor Low is In the hands Of his friends. Tam
many claims to have reformed. Whether Low Is
nominated or not, the candidate of the fusion forces
in New York City must necessarily be in the hands
of an extraordinary number of friends.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06

With the beginning Of the public schools comes
the suggestion that the children should be vaccinat-
ed. Troubles never come singly-especially in the
eyes of the boys and girls.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06

Sir Thomas says that he has faith in the name
Shamrock Probably a boat by any other name
would do just as well-certainly no worse.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 8. 1903.
Circulation During August.

". B. Carr, Business Manager Of The 81. Louis Re
public. being duly sworn, says that the actual number of
full and complete copies Of the Daily and Sunday
Republic printed during the month OF August, 1903, all In
regular editions, was as per schedule below:
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-09-06

saio " e. Carr 1urtner says that me NUMBER
of copies returned and reported Insold during the month
of August was 67 per cent W. B. CARR
Sworn to and subscribed before me this first day OF
September. j. F. PARISH.
Notary Public, City OF St Louis. Mo.
Ny term expires April Is. 1906.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-04
ACT 20.

An Act TO LICENSE BREWING MALT LIQUORS.
Be enacted BY the Legislature of Territory of Haoi
SECTION l. The Treasurer Territory of Hawaii
hereby authorized person. or
corporations applying therefor brewing and sale of
malt liquors the Territory Hawaii term of fifteen
provided however, that malt LIQUORS
shall be made by the licenses in less quantities
than gallons not less than one
dozen quarts two dozen pints
SECTION All holders of licenses paw to the
Treasurer of the Territory annual license fee
of Two Hundred and Fifty Dollars during of such
license the first payment be upon of such
license.
SEcIoN Any corporation licensed malt
liquors under this shall manufacture of such
malt liquors make deeterous poisonous drugs
substance who shall manufacture offer for
liquors of alcoholic strength above per upon
conviction be punished by fine exceeding
Dollars by Imprisonment not
ceedng year.
SECTION L. Any license granted under this Act be-
void unless ready to begin
the manufacture liquors begin manufac
ture within year from the date of such license
SECTION Upon the decease of any person holding
license his legal representatives owners of such
license and shall be entitled privileges
Jee to all the disabilities of this Act
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BY AUTHORITY
ACT II.

An ACT RELATING ASSAULT AND BATTERY AMENDING SEC
r,ox Z OF CHAPTER PENAL CODE AS AMENDED
ny ACT "a OF THE 1896, AND ADDING New SEC
Tfox TO SAID CHAPTER TX
r. enacted BY the Legislature of the Territory of Halya
SECTION l. of Chapter TX of the Penal Code as
amended by of the Laws of 1896 Penal Laws Section
61) is hereby amended to read as follows:
a. Whoever shall commit assault assault and
battery public officer civil judicial with intent TO
resist prevent obstruct him in the discharge or
execution duty such shall be punished by fine not
exceeding dollars Imprisonment at hard
labor than year"
SECTION Section is hereby added to Chapter IN
the Penal Code as follows:
Whoever shall commit assault another, for
which other penalty prescribed by law shall be punished
by than hundred dollars or by imprison
ment a labor more than six months"
This Act shall take effect the twentieth day
after its approval
Approved this Bird day of April, 1908.
SANFORD b. DOLE
Governor of the Territory of Hawaii.
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ACT 10.

AN ABOLISH ESTATES IN JoNr TENANCY AND BY ES
EXCEPT CERTAIN CASES.
Be it enacted BY the Legislature of the Territory Haoaii
SECTION All grants eonveyances and devses of land or
of any interest therein hereafter persons
shall be construed and not in
jontenancy by entirety manifesy appear
from the tenor of the instrument that create
an estate in onttenancy by entirety provided however
that the foregoing provision shall apply grants convey
ances devises to trustees
SECTION ?. This shall take effect ON the day of its
approval
Approved this srd day of April, 1903
SANFORD B. DOLE,
Governor of the Territory OF Hawaii
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-04

be voluntarily sold transferred without consent
of said Treasurer.
SECTION g. All laws and parts of laws inconsistent here
with hereby repealed.
take effect from and after fire
date of its approval
Approved this srd day of April, 1903.
SANFORD B. DOLE
Governor of the Territory of Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-04
ACT IS.

AN SESSION LAWS 1901, ENTITLED "AN'
AcT RELATING APPOINTMENT BAILIFFs
TERRITORY HAWAII De
POWERS DUTIES Such BAnIFEs
FIXING AMOUNT OF THEIR COMPENSATION Pro
PAYMENT SUCH CoMPENsATIoNp.
Be enacted by the Legislature of the Territory of Haeo
SECTION Act 10 Session Laws of 1901 is hereby
repealed.
SECTION ?. This shall 1.-THE day
July A. D. 1903
Approved this Bird day of April 1903
SANFORD B. DOLE,
Governor of the Territory of Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-04

OF
CHAPTER xxx OF THE Penal CopE ADDING New sEo-
TO SAID CHATTER REPEATING SECTIONS ? AND 3
OF CHAPTER XIII LAWS 1885,
Be enacted BY the Legislature Of the Territory of Hasyqii
SECTION l. Section 1sof Chapter xxx of the Penal Code
Penal Laws Sec 25 hereby by striking out the
last four paragraphs inserting in lieu thereof the
following
Il The Supreme Court Justice thereof by fine
exceeding Imprisonment not exceeding
sixty days, and otherwise
% Any Circuit Judge by fine not exceed
ing hundred dollars Imprisonment exceeding thirty
days, and not otherwise
3d. Any District Magistrate any person acting judicial
capacity by authority from Court other per
son or tribunal having by law authority punish
tempt by fine exceeding imprisonment not
exceeding ten days, otherwise.
And when person shall committed prison for the
of any discharged not later
than the expiration of the time which Judge or
other person imposing fine could have sen
fenced him Imprisonment provisions this Sec
ton"
SECTION section hereby added Chapter
xxx follows:
2 Constructive contempts shall not be punishable as
such by fine Supreme Court Courts
and the Justices and Judges of said respectively
Chambers Whenever shall be adjudged guilty
contempt sentenced therefor particular
the fully Judgment
and in the order commitment, appeal
exceptions writ hdbeds corpus proceedings
such Judgment commitment
presumption of law shall be made Jusdic
render judgment
order such commitment Every judgment
mitment for civil contempt constructive indirect
criminal shall be subject appeal exceptions
of other proceeding for provided by law
other provided however, that any appeal
other proceeding only questions of shall
sdered and that nothing herein contained shall be construed
prohibit the proceedings any contempt
civil or criminal direct Indirect Adoeas other
wise as heretofore allowed"
SECTION of Chapter Kill of the Laws
of 1888 hereby repealed
SECTION A. on the day of it's
approval
Approved this Bird day of April, 1903.
SANFORD B. DOLE
Governor of the Territory of Hawaii.
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ACT 81.

AN Aor RELATING CoSrEMfrs, AaaNDING SECTION Is OF
CHAPTER xxx OF THE PENAL CopE ADDING A New SEC
ToN TO SAID CHAPTER, REPEATING SECTIONS AND 3
OF CHAPTER XIII LAWS 1885
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-07-30
Died In California.

In tie course of letter received
yesterday by the RECORD from E. E.
Thomas al Pasadena, California, it is
learned that Mrs. M. b. Church did in
that city on the 2lst inst. Her son,
Harold, and daughters, NADIA AID
Gladys. being with her at the time of
her demise. The remains were taken
to her old home at Grand Rapids.
Michigan, for burial, the funeral party
leaving Pasadena for the east on the
Gath of the current month. The de-
ceased resided in this city for a short
time and had many friends here who
will regret to hear of her death.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-07-30
Sunday School Council.

The summer school for Sunday School
workers, which opened at the First
Presbyte church last Monday, has
attracted to the city some of the most
prominent workers in that field OF
religious enterprise in the stnte. Mrs.
J. A. Walker of Denver, president of
the international Primary Association,
Miss Mamie Lee Frays-r of Kentucky
Rev. r. A. n. Wilson of Pueblo, DR.. C.
o. Kimbali of La Junta and J. c.. Car
men are the iist.u RS, and constitute
faculty whore teachings are of the
utmost interest and value to all who
attend.
Although the course of instruction
at the institute now in progress is t a
large extent technical it should not be
inferred that it is of M interest to the
public at large. as such conclusion
would be enti rely erroneous. The
sessions of the schol have been at
tended by large audiences from the he
gi ing and great interest has been
aroused among all classes, particularly
at the evening courses,
Canon City was extremely fortunate
in securing this summer school as they
are bein. held in but four or five places
in the state, the other places hepg
Denver. boulder, Colorado Springs and
Pue 10. Il you have not attended any
OF thu sessions of the Sunday School
Council thus Tar ou should not fail t.,
do SO this evening.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-07-30

are in general but evidences of womanly
diseases. Cure the diseases and the ply
sical health is restored.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription cures
the ills of women. It establishes regu-
larity, dries weakening drains, heals in
fammation and liberation, and cures fe-
male weakness.
Mrs Mary Z. Lewis of Tanner, Gilner Co.
w Va writes: al shall always recommend Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription. Golden Medical
Discovery and Pleasant Pellets for they cured
me when doctors and other medicines failed.
For fifteen years suffered untold misery
When / CONNIE need taking DR.. Pierce's medi-
cines, had given up all hope of ever getting
we'll 1 could not lie down to sleep, and every
thing I ate would almost cramp me to death.
Was very nervous and could hardly walk across
the room. only weighed ninety. pounds when
I commenced taking these medicines six years
ago now weigh one hundred and forty pounds
and am having better health than ever befofe
My friends all say they Gan hardly believe that
am the same person after being sick 30 long
have changed to be robust and rosy checked"
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets invigorate
stomach, liver and bowels.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-07-30
Local and Personal

Mesdames j. H. Kidson and l.. NJ.
Fitch and Miss Lillian Roundtree left
on Wednesday for short stay at
Victor.
A score or more of young people en-
joyed an informal dance at Sells Island
list night. The affair is said to have
been a very delightful one.
Mr.. End Mrs. Hollingsworth and
daughter, Effie, returned the latter
part of last week from ten days fish
ing and camping outing at Parlins.
Mrs. L. E. Eldred, OF 2O3 Walnut
street, South Canon, went to Cripple
Greek yesterday for few days visit
with her son, w. T. Eldred, wife and
family.
There was an excursion to this city
yesterday from Colorado Springs and
Manitou, via Cripple Greek and Victor,
the train arriving here at 1920 p. M,
and leaving two hours later.
Chas S. Phelps, of Lincoln. Nebraska,
who, with his parents, is spending the
summer at Manitou, came over on the
excursion yesterday to renew some
Canon City acquaintances.
Mrs. Hermonie Strobel, of Colorado o
Springs, has purchased from Harrison
Miller the Central hotel property at 3l4
Nam street, and will make every effort
to secure proportionate share OF the
public patronage. Mr. T. b. Williams,
who was connected with the Central
under Mr.. MilIer's proprietorship, will
look after the Office work for Mrs.
Strobel.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-07-30
II Home For You
$25 Only, per Month

A fine new frame house Of six rooms
and bathroom, just finished by the
carpenters, blinds, range, electric
lights and all convenicnces, only FIVE
blocks rom the Post Office.
We will sell you this for $4,000,
and all you need to do is TO pay US
SzSo cash and the balance you can
pay at the rate Of sa5 per month till
paid for with interest at 8 per cent.
We have two other houses costing
81. 500 and s., 300 for sale on equal
" essy terms. Come and nee us
about them.
We have money to loan At all
Dimes On any good security.
We write insusance q I'll kinds and
Do general Real Eststs business but
| ~ making spscial effort juss now 70
push city properly and isuis lands.
EOexLatsss q. Tnrsbssb.
S1S AiN yTR81T
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-07-30
The Only Sore Way.

The work on the best city directory
that Canon has ever had is progressing
ely and thu publisher is determined
10 make 1t as complete and useful as
money, experience and hard work will
make ossible. 1t is believed that a
thorough canvass, such as will be
made again this year, of Canon City
proper and its suburbs will show a
small increase in population. How
ever, there are numerous new faces,
and no doubt thousand or more
adults are here now, who were not
here last year, while others have
moved away. In most houses it is
only change of families. But it
makes work for the directory man.
Now as to the business end of the di-
rectory. UP to date, we have not
booked as many orders for copies OF
the directory as we did last year. Nor
has the advertising patronage turned
out to be as good as it ought, when =
first-class city directory is being pub
lished by local printing house. All
say that the directory Of last year was
one Of real value and we know it is so.
In order to get out even on an under
taking of this magnitude the publisher
must be assured in advance of enough
sales to warrant his printing the vol
ume. We need more orders, and il
you intend to buy book this year,
your want should be registered at the
RECORD Office Immediately.
The book will be ready for delivery
about the first week in September, and
as the cost is only $3.50 each, it is in
the reach of every one in business.
File your order now, or you may not
be able to buy a copy when you need
it. The work is too expensive to be is
sued merely for prospective sales,
hence limited number will be made
up and only those who order now will
be sure of a copy.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-07-30
Horse And Toni Notes.

Jim Blaine; owned by H. A.
Alright, is another Canon City horse
that is expected to make good show
ing at the forthcoming races. "Jim
Blaine" won the half mile trot in the
Fourth of July contest at the fair
grounds in one minute and thirteen
seconds.
NJ. T. McCuniffs Puritan" has p
record for one mile in two minutes
sixteen and fourth seconds and is be-
lieved to be capable of even speedier
work under favorable conditions. He
is in good form, and it is predicted will
make it lively for his competitors al
the September me-ting of the Driving
Association.
''Russie Clay, is The property OF w.
b. Knox and is first.class racing
animal in every particular. She made
the circuit of the races last fall and
won a number of blue ribbons for her
owner. ''Russie Clay" is one OF the
speediest ihorough,.reds in the valley
and has mark of two twelve and n
half for n mile dash.
L. Y. Kohlmans 80 Jo" is another
local horse that cannot he ignored in
the consideration Of the list Of Fremont
,ounty racers, He was a good second
to "Jim Blaine" in the trotting event
on Independence day and his admirers
anticipate fresh laurels for him in the
races to be held in September.
The above j. not completeenumera.
tion by any means of the Canon City
horses 10 be entered at the association
meeting, but it is as ernest Of what our
horses are capable Of doing In a con-
test of speed. 1t is reasonably certain
that Canon City horsemen will capture
their due share of the purses Offered by
the association. ss W.
A large number of horse stalls and
otter improvements will be erected at
the fair grounds before the coming
meeting OF the Driving Association to
accommodate the horses that are ex-
pected to take part in the races. The
track will be put in first-class con-
dit on and every effort made to take
care of patrons and competitors in a
manner that will eliminate all criti-
cism.
When you are thirsty go to Kea-
ble's fountain and be refreshed. 27tf
~
Ice cream freezerss croquet sets and
hammocks to please all at Marr's.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1903-07-30
The Chicago Special.

Leaving Denver l:lO p. n. arriv-
ing Chicago P. A. next day. L. .
fast. solid. vestibuled train via the
Chicago. Union Pacific and North
Western Line. Only one night an
route. service Of th- highest ohArac-
ter. Pullman drawing room cars.
dining and buffet library cars, free
reclining chair cars. all the luxuries
Of modern travel.
A second daily train from Denver
carries similar through SERVICE d.
W. Aldridge. General Agent. SOL nth
street. Denver. Colorado.