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FOR RENT
Unfurnished Houses. /

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HOUSE. 1881 TAYLoR ST NE. CITY WATER
and gas: large lot; snail barn: t rooms and
summer kitchen; cine location C.. G.. Lester,
Century building
AN IDEAL NINE-RooM HOUSE. FULLY MOD
: crn: colonial style; handsomely deeorated, in
perfect condition; pleasant Location: No.
1924 Columbus Az. Owner 72O l. Franklin.
Telephone, southsO1t-J2.
1915 COLUMBUS Az, A FULLY MODERN. =. :.
11-room house, in thorough condition
1926 aarman Il rspaH place nineroom frame S'0o'
house, with slty water, bath and 90 oo
1000 Beacon st sE ( lo-r6omm On frame house
with combination heating plant - 80 =
city water and sewer connection " 90
2S41 9TH av s.. S1>eori frame house, with
city: water. sewer screens and .
2e42 18th av s, 7room frame house, house with N,'0
i we'll and cistern. screens and storm
S'Sn ROOMS FoR L: i REST. ',7 'S'0'
2110- 9TH ay, S first floor. $ rooms. with -, .
bath. gas md sewer connections. 2o.o(
26Ol 18th av s. secdild3 foor of brick house, :
.... with gas, bath hot and cold water.
etc ........ g.. ................ 1906
city water. gas bath sewer connec-
lo2 " ilth st. ifrst door: rooms. with io'
bath and sewer connection and city -
1888 10TH t St S. second door, 3 rooms: with 10
city water, sewer connection and =
27o4 HUMBOLDT av i. first floor rooms wv
with cistern. screens and storm sash so
FLAIS FOR RENT. e
s29 E 18th st, first floor, & rooms, fully
modern - ~: 800
333 e 18th st, first floor, 6 rooms, fully.
modern =. .,.............. q. o
STORES FOR RENT. 80
IA 10th st, just put In good condition
Of repair ...:.. r.: ...... $50
ter ...:.:.. .....,..... .:...:.....:.. 1876
/ DAVID 2. JONES & CO. '..''E
Real Estate. Mortgage Loans and Rentals,
g. 900 Oneida building = ...'
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H, E, LADU,
302-3O3 kndrus Building,

SO2-3O3 AndruS Building.
Real Estate, Fire Insurance., Rentals.
House. Fremont n, new, all modern; snap,
81, 75O easy terms. 81
All modern house on Girard av n; just com.
pleted: only $2,70O; on easy terms
/; Some new houses ON Blaisdell. all Iuodern but
heat; only 81, 500, easy terms.
Harriet av, near 32d, new f-roohn house. ur-tO-
date In every way; beauty for $Ss25; you
make the terms.
A $50. 900 home one of the finest places for the
money in the city: if interested ask about it.
II we do not have what you want, we will
build for you, wherever you wish at your terms.
If you want a vacant lot, we get you
the best terms, and lowest prices. We have
two snaps, in Calhoun district, for $3.50, and
one in Oak Park at $500 Inquire.
FOR RENT. =
Store at 81 10th st S; good location; rent $45.
Three to seven;room fats, all modern, ready
May 1: $50 to $35
seven-room fat, ready May 5, on Portland;
house fat; rent $40.
Tw. houses m L southeast @ t., one ne brand new, eight
If you trying to find "a place let us help
MONEY TO LOAN IN LARGE OR SMALL
FIRE INSURANCE., BURGLARY T. INsUR-
ANCE, TORNADO INSURANCE. .- ,
Good improved property for investment. One
| Nicollet av property at a bargain.
II YOU have rents TO collect. properties to sell
or have managed. If you want. to buy or rent
| We are up=to-date. wide awake and can give you
4 the best Of service. Try us once and you will
never try another.
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FOR RENT
Unfurnished Houses.

MY LIST OF MODERN HOUSES. PARTLY
modern flats, and rooms, stores and factory
spaces, to be vacant this spring, now ready.
~. EDMUND G.. WALTON. ..s r.
= j . 300 Hennepin Av
1884 WAvERLY PLACE. ON LOWRY HILL, II
49, rooms modern. $50 RI, -:-a- g.
4 ,3nI Oah Grove st, IA rooms, modern $50.
-! Highland av, / rooms, modern, $50 -
1Sll I'D av 5. IL rooms. modern. $:32. - ~ .
S226 I'd av Sc rooms. modern. $50. r.
~ 6tE st Sc. rooms. modern. SOB.
29l5 Nicolet av, I'd floor, city water. S.
81 g. GEORGE ODLUM MANAGERS. -. ,-- .
= 300 Phoenix Biiilding.
l15 SPRUCE PLACE, NINE ROOMS. HARD.
wood floors. newly decorated; open plumbing
porcelain bath, laundry, gas range. artesi,
water. 'ianitor service; steam heated; strictly
for private families; no subetting permitted;
references required; $40 In summer. $50 III
winter George Odluln manager, 800 Phoenix
huilding. - -. -.
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PATENT ATTORNEYS

WILLIAMSON & MERCHANT, Patent Lawyers
and solicitors: main Office. 929935 Guaranty
building, Minneapolis, MINI. Branch office,
80 McGill building, Washington. D. 4.
PATENTs-PRoTECT YOUR IDEAS: NO Al.
lowsnte, fee. Consultation free. Est. 1854
Milo E. Stevens & Co. S61 18th st, Washington
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HORSES, CARRIAGEs-WANTED

>~~cSo~~cGs~
BARRETT & ZIMMERMAN, MIDWAY HORSE
~ Market st. PAUL; Will buy horses. wagons
and harnesse at all times. -..... s =
TO DEMONSTRATING FOR A 1,050toR
& 1.100p pound driving horse. 1914 Sd ay. S.
Phone NJ 1862 -.- .. ~, 3.
NEW LADY'S WHEEL TO EXCHANGE FOR "A
driving horse pair of work horses. Call
- Sunday afternoon, 2919 Sd ay S.
TWILL TAKE GOOD DRIVING TEAM AND OUT
F.. fit in tr;3ieh for some land. Address 1914 Hen
uppin 50 a.. ! b ~ E.s
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-.
THE T a; IDAHO 3: 81 ;WsYoMINe oII GO:
Md two. drilling rigs x x Z, - - =,
= s.vTso one oil welt Fossil. Wfo, ~ T.
Which wth .paEI per cent sdiyiEcn,fs
On AL Eou t*saeIttFg. stock. s%.s ~ rs
4 : ,per cent stock is worth S5c.
Y&t You can buy outs forI 'c: ,..h,,9' : =
:; WGs saTs telling you Gthe. .truth-
,lf+%ou will Write to- us -
AUD wcStaSnnot CONVINCE You
YOU doaSL.need5to buy = share.
EOur president is' wOrthtS1Oo.Q 600, j
Every ;.other OFFICER, $IIpUO up. (.
= oil fields best in America.
Oil How protects yoM1ag.liItst !oss.14x.~--
Why shouldn't you buy:
Our references couldn't be better.
Price will advance very soon.
l5c stock nearly all gone .>.. r.
Many telegrams to hold stock 49,
Received nearly every day. g.. .~ : :, .
The stock OF one tonlpanyf
Advanced from 15c to ST
When they got 100 barrel well. ~. =
Oir:s will jump very soon also.
Write for prospectus
Write MS to-day. at once. .
IWs W. seo"yangH sd ace SG #%n: ses IL ~
lD.MIQzWYuMlNG OILS CO., =.
fna1i atand Trust: building. + u
Mhneapolis& iitr 4 -. il = rs
FOR, sALE-lsoco SHARES or MAMMOTH
Mining Co.. I Slate ErCeK4.. T1iis stock . Is
close to a dividend and is held in strong
| hauJs. .is practically close corpora ton
! i'rite 15c per share Address 92SG, Journal:, .
5 CENTS A SHARE FOR STAR PETROLEUM
| Oil stock. We Will buy 10u:D0o shares and
| lit Understood that we" do not intend to buy
| out jthc whole companys. and II Yen want us
to buy yourrstOck YOU mtIst act quick, Securl
tics Trgdings>Co.. II 2SGerlnania. Life, building
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ANNOUNCEMENTS

LADIES AND GENTS HATS CLEANED,
blocked and reshapc,i at McDevitts. 2+5 Hem
nepiu ay, second floor. =
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MINES AND MINING

T~c~~<N@~S<~N~SN|~~~TerS
DIv1DEND-PAYING MINING SHOCKS. GEO.
SGirling 4 Co.. Temple Court lei. Main 26S9.
8 is tho lowest in the land: t"ours stock quo
a.tations Securities Trading Company, Germana
- hife Building. - IS. - 81
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!, Observation-Disclosures

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-A FINE NEW
"a fsfnting heaf fatS fipefhahgfRg: f6rs sale im
ported canary birds and brass cages; also fine
Angora cat. 3I2S Lyndalc av S.
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MACHINERY AND ENGINES

IRON WORKING AND WOOD WORKING MA
chinery: largest stock In the northwest. North
ern Machinery Co., 217 Sd st S. Minneapolis.
HOSTING AND OTHER ENGINES, MACHIN-
cry, betting. boilers, pumps, heaters, radi-
ators, pipe, fittings, aud hose. Tire Gil
more Rollins Co.. Minneapolis. =.
kECOND-HAND ENGINES, BOILERS, IRON
and wood working machinery. radiators. rails
beams. vaults. doors, etc. Harris Machinery
Co.. Minneapolis Mimi.
FOR SALE.
GASOLENE LAUNCHES. strong and speedy:
fine. models: $235 and up; Crescent, three
bladed reversible bronze propellers.
DULUTH GAS ENGINE WORKS, Duluth
hnn.
mAvnlNE SHOP EQUIPMENT IN WHOLE OR
in part. consisting of lathes. shaper milling
machine drill presses, punch emery wheels.
and many other tools usually found in ma
chine shops Address $3.50. Journal!
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NICKELS & SMITH,
T Second Floor :i11' NicOllet Avenue.

HOUSES.
S40.Q0-2IS Clinton av. .S rooms. all modern.
S3I.lu--l6l6 hawthorn aY, 1:} rooms. all mod
ern except heat, stoves furnished.
$27 .oo--lSl4 4th ay S, modern except heat.
81 5!-$5la ::il / 2th ,ay $. 5 rooms moderl I
SO. UU-3O16 Garfield av. S roCms modern. fur
mace: orsn plumbing. barn. ,f
S1G.oo-;lf@ Clinton av, rooms,, city water,
wet sink. closet. '"
t$165O--161O+ T. 22d st; 6 room cottage. city
$1350-2319s 1st S. > rooms, city water i'll
yard, cistern pump in kitchen. .>,,,,
$l330-2o21 1st av. S. same above cottage.
HEATED FLATS =
S27 50-F!at 3, Arcadia, 7s4 E 18th ST, rooms,
modern III. .. ... ... -, .,r. .-.
ss7 5o--Flat a, Corinna, 1874 10th st, s rooms,
$32. Furnished fat. 1914 Sd 'av S.. rooms,
Sd floor, thoroughly modern. until Sept. 80.
FLATS Sor HEATED. =. :
S11 .5o-.4 26th st. rooms. city water, gas,
closet, I'd floor. May lst.,
S9OO-.12Oo 3 Franklin av, I'd floor, rooms
s11. .oo-3So 9th st. rooms, city water, gas
and sewer, I'd floor.
s1s'5o-. .2e24 Bloomington av, Cd floor, city wa
$1o.oo-727 Girard n 4 rooms, I'd floor,
city water STORES
| S1O.oo-19O4 Washington av n
$17.50--4 E 26th st, May 1st.
SlOO per year, IL acres, small house and barn,
mile from Robbinsdale p. .. All under
| cultvatons
! :" PHONES 1o4.
FOR RENT-l524 JAMES Av N, FOUR ROOMS.
S e9r 1900 Eood att attic hand and H
outh car line; best house the street; nice
| outlook green fields; 80. Finance Company
62O Temple Court.
strictly modern wsiI located price $50. G. ".
| Wells, sos Phoenix
FOR RENT-E1GHT-RooM ALL MODERN
house. except heat. 2714 1st t,av s.
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MOVING

-~>~~~~~-~>e~~~~N~~~ ~~O~~~N~~~~~-~~~~~~~
SAFES. BOILERS AND HEAVY MACHINERY
- Fieved:' household goods moved and stored or
packed fer lshipment, hySssSnert packers; co. col
lrctive carloads for the coast speciality.
Boyd Transfer and Storage Co., 46 S Sd st.
The M. P. D. DELIVERS PACKAGES IN CITY
1oc, ST. Paul 15c: 619 4th st s; both tells. 1903
CAMERoN'S TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Large and commodous vans for moving: expert
packers for storage shipment. Office, 200
-Nicollet Eel. both lines LOS Res.
Phone; T.. c., 1924.
THE o. G. PETERSON TRANSFER AND SToR-
age company have got. the largest and finest
in the city for moving household goods
and pianos: expert packers for storage or ship
mcnt: best warehouse; low rate. Office sol lst
S. Roth phones
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BUSINESS PERSONALS

TWO HOUSES, CONNECTED, 1S ROOMS, ALL
light and large, elegantly furnished; right
down town. Houses modern in every partlcu
, lar Monthly income 500 over expenses
Price, 81 300 Apply 1913 1st S.
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BICYCLES

~-~~~~~~-~>~-~>~~~~~~ co~oo.-s~.>.~-s-S~~I,
FOR SALE-CHEAP. WOMANS WHEEL, IN
good repalr 252S 5th nv S.
FOR SALE-A TANDEM AND OTHER BICY-
cles. Call at l17 f Lake st.
FOR sALE-LADIEs' WHEEL AND INVALID
b wheel chair sol I'd st NE. ~ >'S. tA;s+- :
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BUSINESS SPECIALS

~~~~~---~-~~~~~~-~~~~~~ ~>~-~~--->o-~>~-(.C.-C
SUPERFLUOUS HAIR. MOLES, ETC, PERMA-
nentiy removed by electricity. Miss Hcllister.
77-1S Syndicate block. Pioneer stand of the
northwest. Exclusive specialist.
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LADIES' FASHIONS

IMPORTED MODELS AND PATTERNS, SKIRTS
sleeves waists. Jackets shortwaists, etc; only
authorized agency in the northwest for I'M,
ported paper patterns. S. r. Taylor system
Of dresscutting taught, Petty. 260 Syndicate
Arcade,
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ASSAYER AND CHEMIST

~.~~~~~~~c~~o~ ~o.oc-~~~~@-~cec>eS~~HS ~ :.
ASSAYS AND ANALYSES ACCURATELY
made at reasonable rates. 20 years expert
: ence; correspondence solicited., Dr. u ".
Drew. 416t42O Centufssg building. Minneapolis.
Telephone connection - :. -.
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INSTRUCTION

~~~~-~~~~c~~>c-~~>>-- .s-~-e->c>cS>>~.vS.o ~
LIBERAL RELIGIOUS LITERATURE SENT
free. Address NJ. T.. Partridge, Hotel Wa
verify, Minneapolis. Secretary of L. .. NJ.
Unitarian church,
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RELIGIOUS LITERATURE =

LIBERAL RELIGIOUS LITERATURE SENT
free. Address NJ. f. Partridge. st. Anthony
PArk sccretnry Of i: U: NJ. Unitarian church:
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WANTED-BY. PARTY OF SIX YOUNG MEN
OF good standing an exclusive boarding place
within walking distance. Address Oil, jour
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LADIES' TAILORING

HAVE YOUR TAILOR-MADE SUITS AND
dresses made by Nine. Blu Chane, the best
known ladies' tailor and frst-class dressmaker
in the city. 72S Hennepin
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MAGNETIC. HEALING

you WHO ARE SICK AND DISCOURAGED,
tried everything; vital magnetism will cure
you: consultation free: magnetic Journal con
tains names of your .neghbors; free. Gates
Institute. 6S2 Bank Minneapolis. building, 3O2
Nicollet av. '
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1YEING AND CLEANING

NoBTH STAR DYE1NG AND FRENCH DRY
cleaning works; 722 Hennepin av: bOtl. phones
THE PANToRIUM, w. l.. WALDRoN, PROP;
fancy dyer and French dry cleaner, renova tor
of clothing for men and women; two stores.
a25-7 Nicollet and $50 lst av S. Both phones.
STAR TAILORING CO., 622 HENNER1N Av.
Tel. 2791-J2, cleans, repairs and presses clothing.
TWIN CITY DYE WORKS, THE LEADING
French dry cleaners for ladies' and gents
clothing and all household goods. SIG Nico)let.
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DETECTIVE AGENCIES

NcNULyY DETECTIVE AGENCY-PR9MpT
servtce best ferepces most rel able ,op
orators; business confidential; price reasopable.
2lo kasota block. n. W.. 2790-J1. . =.
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NOTICE

NOTICE
SHIP YOUR VEAL, MUTTON, LAMBS, PoUL-
try. etc. to George Besser. 81 and 50 Central
Market Aitnneap6lis Write for instructions
on how to dress and ship. Also market quota
.tonS furnished.
o o % 0 o
0 , HOW TO GET THERE" o
A very fne and Instructive illustrated hook O
let, issued by the .,North German Lloyd o
s. S. Co., may be had ,fpee by calling at o
the office Of the q
q NILSSON PASSENGER AND TOURIST
AGENCY.
100 Washington Avenue South. &
BY Mail. > cents.
q q O {
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AUCTION SALES.

ELEGANT AND COSTLY FURNISHINGS OF, A
large Sunnysilc residence at auction, Tuesday
next 7th! at 10 a. N. sharp. by order OF OWL
or. who lis going to Kentucky: detailed par
ticulars in sundays papers. EiubertF Bo%1E \
Co., Aucttoneers. ~ and 40 1th st $.
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BOARD WANTED

SINGLE GENTLEMAN WANTS PERMANENT.
Z board and with private family: state
IS xize aof family; price and If modern house.
$S9O1 JotiIra .s .5eg S5s ~ ss1
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FOR RENT
!. Unfurnished Flats.

S2z.bo-s-RooM MODERN FLAT, SOUTHEAST.
$50. .O0-1 room modern fiat, southeast. b. -.
$3O.0O-6-room modern fiat within walking dis
Ee tance. .-5'...E.ire 90 '.r. r. .+.
$50. .UO--7 room strictly modern fiat. -.
- W. W. CLARK REALTY CO., 313 Nicollet
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WANTED-TO RENT
: Continued

WANTED-SUITE OF FIVE OR SIX ROOMS;
| small house; modern except heat; rent muat
be reasonable; reference; SS94. Journal.
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REPAIRS FOR ALL STOVES, EAT IVES
fern Stove Repair Co.. 312 HenhepSn av.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
a Poser For conlsIipa.

When Roscoe conlkiinG first began
the practice of law in New York. he
lost most important murder case on
which he had worked very hard not
only for the fes, which he needed bad.
iy, but for reputation which he. had
to make Despite his efforts his client.
was hinged. Later, when lie present
ed his .billsto the mans family, they re-
fused to payeit on the. ground that 1t
was excessive. He took the bill to
Charles o'Conor. the great criminal
lawyer, asking him to pass judgment
rs 10 the equity of his charges o,con.
or scanned the account very closely and
then, turning to Conkling, very gravely
remarked. well. conk1ing, taking into
consideration the enormous amount of
energy and time you have devoted to
this case, the charges are reasonable.
but see here. Conllling. don't you think
the man could have been hanged for
less money that that2''
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20

The tendency of medical science is to-
ward preventive measures. The best
thought of the world is being given to
the subject 1t is easier and better to
pre- mt than to cure. 1t has been fully
demonstrated that pneumonia, one of
the most dangerous diseases that med
ical men have to contend with, can be
prevented by the use of Chamberla;u's
Cough Remedy. Pneumonia always re,
suits from n, cold or from an attack of
influenza grip, and it has been OBJ
served that this remedy counteracts aDy
t1niency of these diseases ttward pneu-
mopia. This has been fully proven in
many thousands of cases in Which this
remedy has been used during the great
prevalence of colds and grip III rec mt
years, and can be relied upon with i'm.
plicit confidence. Pneumonia often &C.
suits from slight cold when no danger
is unprecedented until it is suddenly dis
covered that there is-fevcr and difficulty
in breathing and pains in the chest. :hen
it il announced that the patient has
pneumonia BE on the safe side and take
Chanbcrlain's Cough remedy us soon as
the cold is contracted. 1t always cures
For sale by G. G. Stone, druggist.
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The reasons which lead men to
choose a certain trade or profession are
often perhaps no more sensible than the
reason the boy IN tie following story
from New York paper gave for want
ing place In a bank. The president OF
a bank told the story at his club.
II don't think ! ever told you Of our
redheaded ONCE boy. BrielSbat.' re
marked the bank president after the
rest had each told story
Never did. was the answer.
We'll" continued the speaker. .she
came to me with recommendations
from his father, who was sehoolmate
of mine up in Stenben county. After
read The note from the father told the
boy TO take Off his hat sit down IN a.
chair and tell me why he wanted to be
n banker. Bis answer was:
'sssCause I'm good at multiplying
well, said I. can't sou subtract
and divide toog
"-oh. yes, he said. but because a
banker wants to make all he can /
thought you wanted a boy who could
multiply.
II hired him on the strength OF that
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Most girls and some boys have played
In their. time the game of dfbs. or
knucklebones or jackstones, but few Of
them know that the game has existed
since the third century B.. @. and is
probably still older. How it was played
in ancient days no one can tell, but the
ankle joint bones of the sheep. OK, deer
and pig were used. and the game was
called ':astragal," from the Latin. word
for the ankle joint. In Scotland peb-
bles are often employed whence the
name "chuckies." Even precious stones
and gold and bronze Stones, have
been used, and in some countries the
bones We're marked with numbers and
colored to represent kings. queens.
knaves and pawns.
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nrltIsh Museum rreasurea.

Among the many costly treasures to
be found in the British museum is the
"Mainz Psalter." the second book
known to have been printed that bears
a date and which is valued Mt f5.Ooo.
The books printed by caxton represent
to the museum fortune In themselves,
while the Elgin marbles represent an
enormous value only to be estimated
In millions. The Rosetta stone might
fetch anything from 100000 TO f15O,-
100000, and the Nineyeh bulls with
human heads would be cheap at ESQ.,
900.
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3AarIce son go

OF the distinguished authors Of Per
sin none perhaps has enjoyed a wider
popularity thhn sadi. who lived In the
thirteenth century. He was great
traveller and a close observer. and his
anecdotes and short stories are de
scrlbed as being founded ON his own
experiences and observations. In ..Per-
sian Poetry For English Readers Mr..
5. Robinsoa quotes the following from
SadIs writiaes:
a pupil said 20 his instructor, what
nm to do for people incommode me
with the frequency or their visits to
such q degree that their conversation
produces great distraction of my val
ualjic timer
The teacher replied: To every one
who Is poor lend and from every one
who Is rich borrow. They win not come
abontyou gnin. :,
Y Another example eTnbodies excellent
advice: a silly fellow, having pain In
his eyes, went to a farrier and asked
him for a remedy. The farrier applied
10 his eyes something which he would
have given TO an animal. and u blind.
ed him. upon which they made an ari.
peal to tie magistrate. The magistrate
said:
This is no case for damages It Is
plain that this fellow is an ass or he
would not have gone to a farrief.'
No man OF enlightened understanding
viii commit weighty matters to one of
mean abilities:
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viii Work on
the Wabash

a party OF tifty Italians arrived here
Wednesday evening on the delayed
through train from the east over tt e
B. s. o. and with their numerous
packages Of clothing, bed clothing and
cooking utensils they about filled the
writing room at the B. s. o. station.
Later in the evening they were re-
moved to the Little Kanawha R. R,
station where they spent the night
and left this morning on the L. X.
train for points up the extension
where they will go to work.-Parkers-
burg Sentinel.
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The uhlauitous union.

Z Young Wife Csobbing9 oh, clarice,
I'm so unhappy Pm going h-h.home to
t-t-t-to my motherl
clarice Good gracious. dearl Surely
George is not so unkind to yeu already!
Young Wife (sobbingl no. no;
it's not that But Mr.. Binks. the hus-
band of one OF our members has re
fused 10 buy Mrs. Binks new toque.
and the Amalgamatcd wiyes union
has ordered US all out on strfke.-Iilus.
trated Bits.
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Good Suggestion

Unfortunately for olarksburg we.
have no ordinance compelling proper
ty owners to clean their payements;
therefore, would suggest that on the
first warm day the Mayor employ a
large force of men and1clean- every
pavement in tho city. When this
snow melts the sIush on the pave
ments will make them almost impass-
able. / don't think any taxpayer
would object to money thus expended.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
old Time g, ,,,,... >.

In the family Bible OF n R6xborough
man there are number of medical
rules. written over seventy years ago
by the great-grnndmothcr OF the BIZ
.ble's present owner. Among the rules
are the following.
"a stick of birthstone worn In the
pocket is good for them as has cramps"
"a loadstone put in the place where
the pane is is beautiful for the Rheu.
matiz."
"a basin OF water cruel, with half a.
quart of old rum in, IT, with lots of
brown sugar. is good for Cold in He'd
eff you have hiccups, pinch one of
your wrists vile you count sixty, or
get somebody to skare you and make
you jumpe."
THE earache-Put onion In ear after
1t Is well roasted"
"rhe consumption-Eat as many pea
nuts as possible before going to bed
Philadelphia Record.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
Extortionate Charges

Some very extortionate charges are
made here in the matter of delivering
goods. A boy working for a concern
whose business it is TO deliver small
packages charged 80 cents for carrying
a package weighing less than five
pounds, only few blocks. A delfy-
cry wagon would have hauled it for
less than that. Such exorbitant
prices may run the cash account up
while it lasts but no one need expect
TO do much business that way.