Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-05-13
ANSWER TO DON QuX0TE |RElLESTATE TRANSACTIONS

AN0MH ~ Jun QUlhUlL
THE name is "appropo" Of the I'M
rlumed, ununiformed. spearless rider of
the ass. Come out of your cave Don
key-hota (proper English pronuncia-
tom and buy an asst you need more
than your own personality. We will
get you a spear and uniform suit
able to your calling, but you must
first learn your lines, for a man can
not make a greater ass of himself than
TO assume the role of a champion OF
ladies and the common people, and
then turn around and berate them.
First We will start out with the as
sumption that you are "BuffOon,"
sucker looking for job under the Dole
administration or on the Rapid Tran
sit, or perhaps your uncle owns S25
worth of stock in the Company. AS
to your attack on the Legislature IL Is
like turning water on a ducks back,
Tor every sensible man knows what a
vast amount of work they had to do;
and while they might have made some
errors, their work generally has been
accepted and approved by the press
and people, AS honest and good laws
for all the people of this Territory.
Now the people of Honolulu want to
know If they were all Gazaboos, where
you came from or did you only bring
the name with you. Many people here
don't know what II means.
AS to beer licenses the bond required
by the Treasurer is Illegal as 1t is sim
ply adding an amendment to the beer
license law and need not be kept by
any one who holds such a license.
There is no such requirement in the
law. The bond required as set out in
the law is that the law-not the Treas
urers amendments-shall be lived up
to.
AS to the fight. Mr.. Cohen nor any
other gentleman who got up the con-
test answers your title, or had any
more knowledge Of its termination than
the man In the moon. Roped in, is
bad language and can only be applied
to managers who know they have a
fake show. Now your poor innocent
sucker there is no doubt II you will
call around to the. box Office when tha
next fight comes of you will get your
money back with com (e) pound inter-
est.
AS to the smoking in a theater, hers
Is where We assume the roll of Don
Quixote and you the ass. Every gem
fIamnn uyfll oil a.. hn
forced to respect the rights OF the
weaker sex. Every woman who pays
her way or has it paid for her. into a
theatre has as much right to enjoy the
play as you have. and everyone knows
that tobacco smoke makes many ladies
very sick and any man who cannot re-
frain from smoking for the short time
that the play is going on ought to sit
in the gallery. where he will not en-
croach upon the rights OF others.
The hack license. which came near
being victim of anti-American Dole
ism. What pity that every white
man and Hawaii should not be driven
off the Islands by the Orientals Me
no sabe," Where you go me like" Ma
drive like helle." mo charge muchee."
-"WeI take me- IN tho evecu,,ve
buiIdinp"- "Ne mn sobe wbore be
liven carriage renoir sbops What rot
who ever saw n Ian in an American
carriage renaIr shono M doubt Won
would uphold such men as w. NJ. Camp.
boII who hniIds nil n, bis houses hv
Japs while white men and Hawaiian
carpenters walk the s,reets or have IN
leave tho county
RAND Transit Carmen's Union We'll
kiss the feet OF the Car of the Rapid