Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-01

Conscience is the reflector Of the
liver.
A man likes to call on'temale intelli
gence.
As a rule sharp business men are
rather blunt.
Our W trouble is always the worst
In the world.
Women 60 flirting in the same spirit
men 60 fishing.
Capital is of little value without
brains to direct it.
Common sense is not so common IS
some other things.
1t is better to be fast asleep than
slow when awake.
II there were no listeners, there
would be nc gOssips.
In 1910 Mississippi produced 1884,
401,577 pounds Of cotton.
With some people falling in love is
largely q matter of habit.
Even the hot-headed man may
posses a cold pair Of feet.
Orthodoxy on one side Of the fence
is heresy on the other side.
A mar may have a good calling
without having a good voice.
Actors are a class who do not have
to fall out in order to make up.
When a man has sore feet it is hard
for him to stand on his dignity.
Humility v reaches the depth to
which pri 10 is sometimes called.
II we I'll followed the Golden Rule
the lawy ers would stRrve to death.
1t sometimes becomes heroic to
break The law Of self-preservation.
Industry without knowledge is bet
ter than knowledge without industry.
Take care of your friends and your
enemies will take care of themselves.
If it wasn't for the weather lots of
people would have no excuse for talk
ing.
A man with an appetite for htera-
ture does not necessarily want a cook
book.
The fellow who makes a fool ofhim-
self generally I've someone else the
trouble.
Some men never display and incli-
nation to work except on Sundays and
holidays.
It's terrible tempting for a pretty
girl to have a little freckle on her
upper lip.
When they have been measured
most heroes are found to come in
hslf-sizes.
Many a man has gone to the bad
through his efforts to be regarded 90 a
good fellow.
uFalling in love-" says the Cynicle
Bachelor, is often the result Of a vivid
imagination"
Once there was a pretty woman
who did not know it, but she was in q
picture book.
Some men travel in a zigzag course
because saloons are more numerous
than churches.
A woman will never believe a mar
is suffering grief unless he buries hi
face in his hand.
The Eskimo is not very prosperous
considering the fact that he lives OF
the fat of the land.
When a girl elopes with a poo
young man her mother attributes 1t Il
temporary insanity.
1t is no use trying to make q woman
understand that a man never know
why he loves her
Some women with good figures un.
derstand how to dress 80 that a blind
man would know it.
This small boy is apt to doubt the wis
dom Of his parents when they tell hin
what is best for him.
1t is we'll to consider the constitu'
tional limit when it comes to taxing
the physical resources.
It would be smooth running on the
highway of life but for the norma
wrecks along the route.
Sillicus-"My doctor tells me I an
suffering from brain fag." Cynicus-
"What subtle hatteryl"
The fun of being q fool over q wU
man is the enjoyment you get out o.
the fun she gets on Of it.
Senator Hancock is with the people
sometimes, but he has some trouble
remaining put on that side.
Sometimes there isu't much differ.
ence between q p~atronizing air RnC
the ordinary kind of hot air.
No one looks we'll in his best clothes
who shows by his manner that he re-
members that he has them on.
II a man could invent something
that would really make hair grow
what a fortune he would hsvei
Most people want to make none!
so as to spend It, but those who maxi
money do 1t by not spending 1t.