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The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
PRYME's PHILOSOPHY.

In order to be popular, forget to
say good deal
The way to make man forget a
favor Is to do him one.
Boomerangs and evil thoughts act
in a similar fashion.
big heart usually goes with big
body, but big head rarely does.
Wisdom is always conceded to a
rich man until he loses his riches.
Do not emphasize your own virtues
by charging on the failings of others.
The most depressing humidity Is
that caused by the tears of woman.
A genius is man who refuses to
believe in the impossibilities of other
people.
A safe way to judge man is to as
certain just what friends he doesn't
make.
No marriage ceremony has ever been
gone through without a hitch--of
bride and groom.
Some men who take post graduate
course are. in the long run, glad to
become letter carriers.
The claims to wisdom of owls and
multitude of men rest upon their
looks, and nothing more.
The heartache of many a widow
has been tempered by the reflection
that she looks her best in black.
To get rid of a bore, ask him to re-
peat his longest and favorite story
twice. Even he cannot stand that
A fool is generally person who de-
tects your faults while you are in the
act OF calling attention to his own
The grievance of not a few women
against their husbands is that the lat
ter give them no ground for griev-
,ances.
The success of an amateur gardener
often depends upon the number and
the appetites OF his neighbours chick
ems
Only smart man can conceal from
woman the fact that he isn't as
smart as he would wish her to think
he is
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
An Ice Cream IdyI.

Gentle reader, didst thou ever order one
plate of ice cream with two spoons! Honest,
now, III the dear old days when you were young
and there was only one girl in all the world,
and she had round face like the full moon
and as full of freckles as the skin OF brook
,rout? Did YOU, now? Come, own up! 1t
was down in the little ice cream shop, the
only one in the village, and you were dread
fully angry when the lady who waited on
you smiled, as you thought. You would
have been glad to get along with one spoon
and take turns in licking, but you were too
bashful for that. Still, you used to share
ticks when you thought the smiling lady
was not looking, and love went with them,
and the ice cream was twice as sweet and
flavorsome. What! You never did, You
really neverdid? Well, then. son, you have
never known what Heaven on earth is. y our
education has been neglected.-N. y. News.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
A Boys Victory.

Crossroads, Tenn, Sept l4.-Orbra Young.
the ten-year-old son of Lester Young, of this
place, is a bright boy, and one who is very
well liked by all VINO know him.
For some years Orbra has suffered a great
deal with d form of Kidney Trouble which
was very annoying, and which made him mis-
cradle all the time. He had to get up three
or four times every night, almost all his
life.
His father heard of a remedy called Dodd' s
Kidney Pills, and bought some for the lit
tie fellow with the result that he is now COM
pletely cured of the old trouble. He says:
.'Dodd's Kidney Pills soon gave me great
relief, and now | can sleep all night without
having to get up. We will always praise
Dodd's Kidney Pills"
There are many children suffering from
Kidney and Urinary troubles. These dis
orders should be promptly corrected. Dodd's
Kidney Pills is a safe and sure remedy for
all such arrangements.
Master Orbra Young conquered his trou-
bles and made well boy of himself by using
Dodd's Kidney Pills, and any one may do
the same by the same means.
Parents should see to it that their children
are given fair chance in life, and there is
nothing that can undermine the health of
a growing child as much as Kidney and Uri-
nary arrangements.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
FEARED A SEPARATION.
The Dear Little Lamb Was Afraid
Her Father Might BE Put
with the Goats.

Her father had read her the parable OF the
sheep and the goats at the day of judgment.
She made no comment, but that night a
sound OF weeping came from her room. Her
mother went as CONSIDER, relates Brooklyn
Life.
Why are you crying, dear"
goat"
"Why, no. dearie. YOU are sweet little
lamb, and ii you should die tonight you
would go straight to Heaven. With this
and like assurances she was finally pacified.
The next night the same performance was
repeated, and again her mother inquired the
reason,
Its the goats! I'm afraid about the
goats!"
Didn't tell you, dear, that you were a
little lamb
Ca" she sobbed. I'm not CRYING about
myself, but I'm 'fraid YOU may be goat
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
$1.OO Big 5OO-Pound Steel Range offer.

Ii you can use the best big 500-pound steel
range made in the world, and are willing to
have it placed in your own nome on three
months free trial, Just cut this notice out
and send to Sears, Roebuck 4 Co., Chicago,
and you will receive free by return mail Q
big picture of the steel range and many
also receive the most wonderful $l00 steel
range offer, an offer that places the best
steel range or heating stove in the home of
any. family, an offer that no family in the
land, no matter what their circumstances may
be, or how small their income need be with
out the best cooking or heating stove made
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
THE SELF-MADE MAN.
Not Always n Finished Product, But
There Are Some Affections
He Escapes.

Now and then we encounter a natural
born ice man, says Puck.
Some men always seem so very new, and
Others SO very parveEu.
The self made man is often very good
Sort--when he's finished
He rarely has the govt, but he sometimes
suffers from over exertion OF the egotism.
Somehow, the ears of the selfmade raan
often have the look OF having been stolen
from grab-bag.
The self-made man escaped one great Attic
ton He didn't have baccalaureate sermon
preached at him.
And, oh. if he could only remember that
there are always others just insigniti-
can't as himself
We occasionally see an architect of his
own fortune who seems to have mislaid the
blue print when he was about halfway
through
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
FALL,KIDNEY CHILLS.

With the chilling air of fall comes an
extra tax on weak Kidneys It's the time
Doan's Kidney Pills are needed now
recognized the world over as the chief
Kidney and Bladder remedy.
Aching backs are eased. Hip, back, and
loin pains overcome. Swelling of the
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

limbs and dropsy signs vanish. They
correct urine with brick dust sediment,
high colored, pain in passing, dribbling,
frequency, bed wetting. Doan's Kidney
Pills remove calculi and gravel. Relieve
heart palpitation, slccplessness, headache,
nervousness. dizziness.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

HAT Jesus Christ
lived upon earth
1900 years ago, and
that he was cruel
fed by the Roman
soldiers at the in
stigation of the
Jewish sanhedrin,
are historical facts
which are incon-
testable. But there
appears to be a
good deal of confu-
SiCp apd ppdlpce
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

Edna--Mr. Case just complimented me.
He said reminded him Of a swan.
May-Really He told me once that swans
always died after they sang and he knew
many people who ought to do the same thing.
Chelsea Gazette.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

DEERFIELD, ND" It was
called rheumatism. Icould
get no relief from tho doc
tors. Ibegan to improve on
taking Doan's sample and
got two boxes at our drug
gists, and, although GO years
Of age, l am almost q new
man. Twas troubled a good
deal with my water - had to
get up four and five times a
night. That trouble is over
with and once more / can
rest the night through. My
backache Is all gone, and I
thank you ever so much for
the wonderful In e dicine,
Doan's Kidney Pills."
JNo. II. HUBER,
President, Ridgeville,
Indiana, State Bank.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

BAXTER SPRINGS, KANSAS.
-" / received the free SOM
pie Of Doan's Kidney Pills.
For five years 1 have had
much pain in my back, which
physicians said arose from
my kidneys. Four boxes Of
Doan's Kidney Pills have en-
tirely cured the trouble. I
think / owe my life to these
pills, and l want others to
know it." SADIE DAVIS,
Baxter Springs, Kans.
FALMOUTH, var suf-
fered over twelve months
with pain In the small of my
back. Medicines and plas-
tiers gave only temporary
relief. Doan's Kidney Pills
cured me-" +. s. BROWN,
Falmouth, va
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

The only work that lasts is that which
comes first in our lives. AS soon as our
pleasures begin to rule US we begin to
rye them.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

'.She told me- said the young man who
had consulted fortune teller, THAT | was
born to command We'll, Welt" exclaims
Henpeck, she means, then, that you will
never be married. "-Philadelphia Press.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

They equal those
that have been cost
ing you from $500
to $500. The inn
mense sale of w. l..
Douglas shoes proves
their superiority over
all other makes.
Sold by retail shoe
dealers everywhere.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
That Douglas uses Cor.
o1a Colt proves there is
value in Douglas shoes.
Corona is the highest
grade Pat.LeatIer made,
East Calm. E,Je1s,,.,.oIy
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

No matter how much some men hate bill
collectors they are invited to call again
Chicago Daily News.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

Dyeing is as easy as washing when Put
nam Fadeless Dyes are used.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

The trouble with people who always say
what they think is that they think such dis
agreeable things. Philadelphia Record.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

Gods Ordering, or Mans WillfuIness.
Often what we call Gods ordering is
really mans self-willed performance.
We are responsible for a great many
of the obstacles and hindrances that
meet us in the path of duty. So we
are for many Of the discomrorts that
beset our path. II man chooses a
bad business, or makes a culpable err
ror, in the hope of amassing wealth.
he must not say that all the Difficult.
ties he encounters there are to be ac-
cepted as of Gods ordering. So of she
discomforts Of an impatient, of a fret
full, and of complaining spirit. He
might have peace from God, but he
chooses worry and unrest as his por-
ton. How many people, says Jer-
envy Taylor, "are busy in the world
gathering together handful. of thorns
to sit upon!" There are trials in our
path which God summons us to meet
We need His help to surnount those.
and He is ready to give it. But let us
be sure that an obstacle or hindrance
in our path is of Gods ordering before
we call It sos. 8. Times.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

| am sure Pisos Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos
Robbins, Norwich. N. Y. Feb l. 1900.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

Chicago Sunday. 1903
Fext: Jesus Christ came into the world
10 save sinners."-l Tim, lis.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
what She Could Do.

81 am glad" said the wealthy merchant
"that the baby is girl.
t''Wouldn't you rather have boy that yor
could tram to succeed you N business adth
chant. "A boy would 60 to college, learn to
play baseball, and probably become mem
Der of one Of the professional leagues. He
would be of no business advantage to me
whatever. But girl
What can a girl dor
'.Why, she can marry the confidential
clerk who is gradually stealing everything
I've got and SO keep the money in the fam
ily."-Chicago Post
Mrs Patty-"Do you really think DR.. Duck.
man is skilled physician" Mrs. Giblin
1.-THE patient) ~ don't know so much about
that But he has such a quoting way with
him When | said | hoped | shouldn't be
buried alive, he said he'd look out for that.
Wasn't that thoughtful of him. Boston
Transcript
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
To Cure a Cold in One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. Csc.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

discussion growing out of that confusion
as TO what Jesus mission really was.
and is. Some will try to maintain that
1t was to show men how to live, other
some will argue that He came to do
good; that He was reformer and came
TO establish new social and religious
conditions; and still others will seek
TO show that His mission was peculiarly
Jewish, and ended when He was re-
1ected and killed by the nation whose
Messiah and King He had come to be.
And this confusion arises from unduly
emphasizing the side of Jesus life which
seems to sustain the views held, Just as
the inspiration and purpose of the art
list might be missed in studying his
painting, If one feature or another were
allowed to occupy the vision. But that
Jesus came to be something else than q
pattern after which men could shape
their lives, or a reformer to right hui
man wrongs, or benefactor and phil
anthropist, whose effort was to heal the
sick, raise the dead make the blind see
and spread happiness and sunshine
wherever He went, is Enthusiastically evil
dent from the declarations of the Word
of God and of Jesus Himself Jesus
plainly said: Il came not to call the
righteous, but sinners, to repentance
God sent the Son into the world that
the world should be saved through Him."
and the words of our text. Christ Je-
sus came into the world to save Sinners"
is the whole Gospel story boiled down,
and expresses the supreme thought of
God in sending Jesus into the world and
the supreme purpose and mission of
Jesus in coming.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

I EFT us get this great fact fairly and
l. squarely before our hearts and
minds. Let Jesus as Saviour of the world
fill your whole vision, and then YOU
will be able to appreciate and under
stand Him in His varied relations to
the world. it was not until the disciples
came to have clear understanding of
Jesus supreme mission to the world
that they could understand Him. or
realize their part in that great mis-
sion. Why was it that when Jesus
talked to them of His coming death ON
the cross they rebuked Him and de-
clared that it should not be? Why
was it that Peter was so earnest and
vehement in His opposition to Jesus
killed and raised the third day that
Jesus had to turn upon him with the
terrible rebuke: Get thee behind me
Satan; thou art an offense unto Me:
for thou savorest not the things that
be of God, but those that be of men 2"
Why was it that upon the mountain
top of TRANSPORTATION amidst the glo-
ries revealed there the three disciples
wanted to build tabernacles for Jesus
Moses and Elias that they might find
a permanent dwelling place there?
Why was it that there were jealousies
and disputings among the disciples as
to who should have the chief place in
the kingdom which Jesus came to es-
tablish? Why was it that the disciples
went with their linens and spices to
the tomb to embalm their dead Lord?
Why was it that even to the very last
day OF Jesus presence with them after
His resurrection. when they were
gathered on Oliyes's brow, and He de.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
w. L. DOUGLAS
$50 & s. SHOES S TsE@4.

You can save from So to SIS yearly by
wearing w. L. Douglas $3.50 or So shoes.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18
Copyright, 1908, by ]. NJ. Edson.)

Sermon by the Highway and Byway'' Preacher.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

PRACTICAL SUGGESTIONS.
II one is armed with the mind of
Christ it will make but little difference
what men say about him.
If one is armed with the mind Of
Christ his heart will be filed with love
for the burdened.
II one is armed with the mind of
Christ he will be courageous in meeting
evil.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1903-09-18

T HE drowning man does not need
some one to teach him to swim
his desperate condition requires some
one to save him. And the dying sin
ner does not need someone to show
him how to live in this life, but a Sa-
viour to cleanse him from all sin and
make him fit for Heaven. After he is
saved he is ready to learn how to live.
This old world since its foundation
and the placing of man upon it had
been busy with reformation, and when
Jesus came it needed not a reformer,
but Saviour; not one who would i'm
prove conditions here and there. but
one who could cure the plague spots
and cleanse from all sin. Jesus went
about doing good; wherever He went
His hand was outstretched to help. He
was benefactor and philanthropist,
but that was not the supreme need of
those about Him, and that was not His
supreme mission. There were ten
lepers cleansed one day when they
met Jesus. AS they went rejoicing
and clean back to their homes and
friends they knew Jesus as a great
benefactor. but only one of them re-
turned to find Jesus the Saviour, and
to learn that greater work was the
cleansing from the leprosy of sim
Jesus did not come into the world to
cure the diseased and crippled of the
little land of Palestne, but He came
with a worldwide mission of saliva
ton for the sinner The miracles of
healing, the kindly ministries. the
teaching and preaching were incl
dental to the greater work of saliva
ton. The miracles proved His Divine
origin; the good deeds which He
wrought revealed the depth of love
and sympathy which He felt for suf
fering mankind; His preaching and
teaching opened up Gods truth and
made plain Gods wonderful plan of
salvation; but it was only when He
went upon the cross and became a
sacrifice for sin; it was only when "He
who knew no sin became sin for us
that we might become the Righteous
ness of God in Him." it was only
when He died that He might deliver
the human race from death, that He
realized His supreme mission to the
world. This is a faithful saying and
worthy of all acceptation, that Christ
Jesus came into the world to save
sinners" "a
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-19
Disturbers Of the Play.
N the Boston Transcript.

From the Boston Transcript.
To dine not wisely but too we'll and then
to 20 to the theater to chatter and laugh
through the performance seems to be reach
ing the proportions Of settled habit with
a good many amusement seekers. And
heaven help you oftentimes if you go In a
soher rational frame of mind to be seri-
ously interested by a play. The chances
are that not far from you will be some of
these lively Gsturbers Of the peace and
that you can't catch many of the fine points
of the play in consequence of their noise.
You can't IL you are quite fair in the mat
ter. declare that the offense is confined to
any one class. The ultra-fashionables may,
on occasions. be guilty of 1t; their equally
well-dressed opposites whose names never
appear on any visiting lists worthy to be
considered, are frequently caught red-hand-
ed at It; and certain usually sedate folk
who like quiet little jollification annually
or semi-annually may once in while figure
as the offenders. So you see, you can't
relegate the annoyance to any one social
plane, and start a movement to have it
stamped out. You have to grin and bear
it. If you appeal to the offenders you run
the risk of having them reply insultmgly
to you, even II you ask an usher to remon-
strate with them. But it's time for the
sober middle classes to adopt some sort of
tactics as counteracting habit II they
want to get their moneys worth" when
they 80 to the theater.
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That Tired Feeling.
From the Baltimore Americi

From the Baltimore AnerlcaH
Spring was a public benefactor in one
way|ts responsibility for that tired feel
ing" 1t is an exceedingly convenient all
ment, and, like charity. covers a multitude
of SINS Now. however, that science has
discovered the laziness germ, and that lack
of energy is a disease and not a fault
that tired feeling" need not be called on
SO often to excuse the want of energy which
people find, especially in the early part OF
the year. SO much easier to indulge than to
resist.
I Yet when one considers all that is lost
by that tired feeling" the opportunities
which never come. not because they do not
exist. but because we are too fatigued to
seek them: the chances missed that come
in our way, but at which we too feebly
grasp or too idly hold; the successes which
pass on to others because Of that Micaw-
Der tendency to wait for something to turn
up; 1t is wonderful how large a sway II ex-
ercises over the majority Of the world sand
the blindness 1t brings upon its victims
Nor Is 1t a vice confined to t-individpals
whole communities suffer from 1t. a Cities
as well as men and women. remain sunk In
a rut Of listlessness and ALLOW prosperity
and greatness to pass by on the other side
because of reluctance to make, the effort to
secure the prizes they offer.
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Mems and Boys Hats.

lust twenty-one dozen Mems Soft and Stiff Hats, of the
S. 90 and So grades dozen of the Soft Hats that
SHAPED on the Alpine block Pearl and Nua; and twelve
dozen of the Derbys with cued and hatse brms imported
sweat-eathers and silk trimmings They all upo-date
Hats all right. CT MR
Special ......................... W oVO
Boys Rob Roy Golf Caps the kind with the wide crown
Plain Blue and Fancy patterns make ideal school Or
CAPS and are worth soc. Special ............ AOSs
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The Polish Diet.
m the Philadelphia Record.

From the Philadelphia Record.
Some of the flibusters in the United
ST ates Senate call to the mind of the stu
dent of history that remarkable political
phenomenon, the elective monarchy OF 20
land. In the diet of Poland it was In the
power of any turbulent nobleman to sus-
pend the proceedings by refusing unani-
NOUS consent. just as Is the case In the
Senate AS consequence Of this state OF
affairs 1t was next to impossible for the
Polish oligarchy to come to any decision.
whether it related to the election of king
or to the most vital measures of govern
ment Discussions, civil wars and anarchy
were the long prevailing conditions. AT
last the powers whose peace was constantly
menaced by this seditious and fierce neigh
Dor concluded that the only solution was
the partition of Poland-an act which has
evoked an intolerable amount of sentsmen-
talism.
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few Of them. One of the best known
among their coterie died only a day or two
ago. That was Andrew D. Wheeler, whose
discussions of dramatic events published
In the New York World for SO long and in
other papers over the signature OF "Nym
Crinkle," were Of wide interest
About the first woman who valiantly STEP
ped into Washington journalism as . So
ciety writer with a nom de plume was
Miss Austin Snead. who was widely known
as Miss Grundy." The field Is now COW
cred by women of brilliant abilities and the
necessary industry to keep them before the
public
Society writer's in past years were of the
masculine persuasion. They have been
driven from the field by their better equip
ped sisters Of the press-and serves them
right
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Americas Popularity.
From the Worlds Work.

In Curacao / asked a leading merchant
how the natives would regard Amerfcap
protection. I'VE prefer to be under the Hob
land flag" he answered, for the reason.
that Willemstad il practically a free portS
eminent will ever become involved in war.
We are greatly disturbed by the probabilitx
that a German prince will succeed to thu
throne II Queen Wflhelmfna should have
no heir. Except the few Germans here, &
know OF no one who desires Germany al
his sovereign state. Next to Holland, w
want the United States"