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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-09-26
EXCURSIONS, ETC.
LECTURES.

MRS f. CHERRY WILL GIVE A LECTURE ON
divine healing and where the spirit goes when 1t
leaves the body. All are welcome. Free treat
ment given after lecture. Sunday, Sept. e. 8
pm, at HOS G st. NV. 1t"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-09-26

Mr.. Dore Wolfsteiner. who has been well
known in amateur musical organizations Of
this city has recently returned from Eu-
rope where he has spent several years
studying the violoncello and harmony, un-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-09-26

MUSIC AND DANCING.
Prof. J. B. .CaMwsl's Private Aeadsmy, 1117
- st. NV. Hours convenient to puptlsi cau any
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-09-26

Carrie Graham, well known in the vaude
Vile ranks, has been engaged to create a
character part in The Fortune Hunters"
the new musical comedy in which the Haw
thorne sisters will star.
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Live Stock Markets.

East Liberty, Pa, March 23.-Csttl,
were higher; prime. s. $52096.30; choice
si4o@s SSst 90 GOO M sSaSqs az Hogs wer'
$3.50 hesvy Workers, $770q77b; ligh
Workers s76097.65 pigs, s760Q 50
roughs, So 5.5007 80. Sheep We're steady,
BEST wethers. S6Q6.25; culls and com
mon. s2.25Q4.60: choice lambs, 1850
100 veal calves, &7Q7. so.
East Buffalo. NJ Y, March 23.-Cattl,
were active prime steers. .$525@5.5C
heiters, $1.50Q4.66; COWS, SSQ4; bulls
f3.L0g425; stock heifers, 2TbQ3.5o
Veals were lower; tops, S8Qs.26; com
mon TO good. s5.bOQ7.ss Hogs wer,
f7,s0Q776; Workers and pigs, S7.5O@
7:60i roughs, s7W720; stays, Ss.50G6
Native lambs were &c. lower niHst
sheep were 25c, higher; top hatly,
lambs, s7.654775; culls 10 good, S6.5i
@7e0; western, s7.5O176t; ysarlings
$6,26@6,S5; ewes, 81. 7bQ6; sheep, toI
mixed, ;sGs,26; euiis. E.ss6S.sS -
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GENERAL RECOMMENDATIONS
-ne Boycott sno Blacklist Are Strong
" Denounced

The commission also makes mum.
Der of recommendation, which may be
summarized as follows
The disContinuaDce OF the system OF
employing the Goa and iron police, n
because this force is believed TO have
Al irritating effect. and resort TO the
regularly constituted peace authorities
IN case OF necessity
striCter enforcement o. the laws
10 relation 70 the employment Of chill
drsl
That he state and federal govern
rnegls snail provide machinery for the
making Of compulsory Investigation
Of fhculues similar 10 the investiga.
tlU' which ME commission has made
The CON mission expresses the opiu.
iyL 'na, Win few notifications the
fs1sre 49, Of October 1885, authoriz.
Ia commission 10 settle controver.
sIss between railroad corporations
and other common carriers could be
made basis OF q law for arbitration
in the coal mining business The
commission taxes 0 DECIDED position
against compulsory arbitrstiou They
then review the production Of antbra
cite coal and estimate tLs Losses occa.
stoned by the strike as follows Tc
the mine owners, s46, 100000; 70 the
mine employees in wages, $4,000, 900 ;
TO the transportation companies, s2S, 3.
100000. The commission says that in
making their investigation they have
done whatever It was practicable 70 DC
90 aeQuaint themselves with the con.
ditions which brought about the strike
The commission then takes UP the
sOcisi conditions In the mining re
sions. which they fnd are good, and
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-26

Utica, n. r. March Secretary
Of War Eiihu Root on his visit 70
Clinton last week. purchased q farm
Of $50 acres near that place II ad,
Joins the old Root homestead, which
Secretary Root recently purchased.
and gives him holding OF 326 acres,
seaching back 10 famous College Hill.
II is rumored that several Of his
friends are Interested with Secretary
Root and that a number Of fine resi-.
lences are TO be erected on the trAc,
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-26
GENERAL RARkET0

Philadelphia, Pa, March 2s-Flour
was steady. winter super6ne. @27OQ
2SO Pennsylyenis roller, clear, So i
G3.z5: city mills extra, s2P5d3 10
Rye -four was quiet, At &a15Q220 pc,
barrel. Wheat was 6rm; No 2 Penn.
syIvapis, red. new, 7sG7shc. Corn
was trm, No. yellow, local, 49ikc
Oats were quiet; No. 2 white, clipped
431ac., lower grades, 4sc Hay was
steady; No. timothy. 1lS for large
bales Beef was steady beef hams
{Ngl0. Pork wsS frm. family, $40 CO.
Live poultry, 1Sc. for hens, and l0c
for old roostsrs. Dressed poultry, a,
1850. for choice fowls, and i0c for OLD
roosters. Butter was steady; creamery
S2e. per pound. Eggs were steady, New
York and Pennsylvania, 1910. per
dozen. Potatoes steady; choice, s6q
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-26
HIGHER WAGES
FOR MINERS
Strike Commission Finds Two
Principal Demands Justified,
GIVEN 10 PER CENT. INCREASE
Award Provides Shorter Hours, Slid
ing Scale and Cancellation Board.

fss UNION IS NOT RECOGNIZED
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President Invited to Montross, Pa.

Washington, March 2+.-Jamss r
Dubois and Edward Karr, of MontroBe,
Pa, yesterday invited the president
TO attend a demonstration W be held
Et Montrose in June In honor Of Ca
lusha A. Grow, who on March lsys n
tired from public life after almost so
years spent In the public service. The
president was nable yesterday 10
give q definite re 1ponss 70 the invita-.
uou. .
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Manage Wanted.

Trustworthy lndy or gentle
manage business ia this Coa1
adjoining TERRITORY for well an1
ably known House of solid
standing. 5000 straight casi
and expenses, paid each Mon
check direct from headquarte
pense money advanced F; posit
manent, Address Thomas
Manager, 1880 CaxtOn Build
cag0. (3-l
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wages not SO low ~ to force minees
20 p;, their Children to work.
no Escorniticn Of Union Awarded,

no ksSorntticn OF Union Awarded.
O' e subject Of the recognition Of
T. ',.ee Workers Union the commits.
:..r .ta' they do not consider
1. '.s 81 Is within the scope
G. ..e .t-.-. ,uOn conferred on them
IT,. ,a .1t. however, that
.. s. .es,iUu OF working agree.
r',.. between employers and en-
pi,>-s er.s lying the doctrine OF col
l,,.itH h3t -aiuing. is one which the
CuW. issi-B believe contains many
hOl.r-l elements for the adjustment Of
relai 0ns in tSs mining region"
Further on they say the present con.
stitution CT the United Mine Workers
OF AheriCa does not present the most
inviting inducements to the operators
to enter into contrsctuai relations
with It.
Operators and the Union.
The commission in passing upon the
relations between the operators and
the Miners Union, says:
The commission is constrained to
decline making any award which
would compel an agreement by the
operators with the United Mine Work
ers of America; for, however. import.
antly that order may have participated
in the strike, IL is not a party to this
submission. Nor does the commission
consider that the question of the recog-
milton Of the United Mine Workers Of
America is within the scope OF the
jurisdiction conferred upon It by the
submission"
Lawlessress during the strike Is
strongly Condemned, and the commits.
sion says the employment OF armed
guards and the calling out Of tn u'lr
tia was justified.
The boycott is condemned as i'm
moral and anU.social, a practice
which would be outside the pale OF civ
ilized war. In civilized warfare, wom-
en- and children and the defensecss
are safe from attack, and code Of
honor controls the parties 10 such war
fare which cries out against the boy
colt we have in view. Cruel and COW
ardly are terms not too severe by
which 10 characterize it,
Closely allied to the boycott is the
blacklist This system is an repre-
hensihlc and as cruel as the boycott.
and should be frowned down by all
humane men"
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TO the Republican Voters Of SnJ

wish TO express my sincere
for the cordial support you gavl
the primary election on -
which gave me- The nominal
Register a Recorder, assuringyl
If elected in November ] shall
or to merit the confidence yoI
placed In me. lam very truly
John ID. ARR
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-26
Nay Near 90 Per Cont

New York. March 23.-fhe miners
OF the anthracite coal regions affected
sion, judging by present prices for
coal, will receive an increase OF close
TO 20 per cent in wages. the average
tide water price Of hard coal at Perth
Amboy being asout s. a ton. The tide
water price here Of crate coal is $4.75,
and Of sgs stove and chestnut S.. This
would make the average pr!oe Of sizes
above pea coal almost 81 a ton, and
allow the miners o or 10 per cent in
addition to the 10 per cent. minimum
advance allowed.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-26

cemmjssie~'s Findings to Continue In
Feret Until March 81, 1906, and Ad-
vance In WAGE, to Date From No.
Vsmbsr T. ieo2-Disoontinuanee Of
Coal and Iron Police Suggested,
Boycott and Blacklist Strongly Cor.
demrea.
Washacton, March 22-The I..-t
Of the commission appointed hN .n
president last October to invesNE
the anthracite coal strike was made
public Saturday. The report is dated
March Is. and is siEned by all the
members OF the commission. who are
Ju,ge Gray OF Delaware; Labor Com.
missioner Carroll n Wright and Briga.
dicr General John VI. Wilson, both of
this city. Bishop John l. Spaldiug. Of
Illinois, Thomas II Watkins, of Penn.
syl,auja; Edward W Parker. Of this
city, and Edgar Z. Clark, of Iowa.
The miners principal demands and
the action ON tham are as follows;
Miners Demands,
/ Corr~a,, Pin. workers to get 20
per cent. advance in prices.
.. An c.-Hth..r DAY Tor employees
paid by .D. hour day or w.rN
:. 'ul.. OF GOA. TO ho paid ior 1y
weigh.
q N....,f.5.r n, .I. United Mine
Wort,-. America
y--..r,;.-...., ,,,,-.a
: A4,,~. w. ~, - 49, ,'rt crer,ad
N-.,,,.,- 4o,. .--,,-..5 ., -,
- ''!
"'S'l' f"''''.t'" Il" az" "' '''''"'
:" heJ1'''"'
: k.i.'.ra.
Straicrt Increase a 10 Per Cent.
Fo,law.ua is ... commissions own
summa~v %. t., -...4 made.
! That an increase. d.. !. Dp- cent
over ... owe the rates raIs in Tho
mon u. Apr. 1909 be nj. L. all,
uut-..t miners lor cu,;ing ..4. ward.
rs,.-. l.asr wor, for w..... ,.ar.ar!
-girs ~ allowances existed M .ha-
time. ara from ana Giipr November l..
1gG. pra during the life nj this award
The amount og increase under me
award due tar work done between NJ
Yember l. 1892, ana Auril !. 1909. 10 be
paid Oh or before June ! 1903.
Q That engineers who are empIovo Z
in hastin- water shall have an in
crc-- Of 10 rno~ cent on their e,r--
inc ---a-n %a-en.far 1909 49,
Auril 1913. 20 he maid on or :. .-,,.
June !. 1909. and from and artc- .gr
1909 and during the life of -
EwgrJ rbey shall have ,i.nt.l
shi.ts with the same nav W..
effective H. ADru 1902 and WIN .y
Grc NOW ,y.-..tl- .lght.hoyr shift mo
EIGHT arur sniff, shall b, cnr.,nu.f
and ,.asa snrfr--~s shall have nm in.
crcas. or .. r., .s.. ., 1.. waa.s
whIr. vpr, af..r.... -...- ..,
sit!Cae in Ami. ...
HClsr,ry e,rrrp.,. .-. LAS en-.
,.ore lr. ..r... vr0 g...r.f..,, TINS.
rulr....-.. 10 ....- y..r.r y,n, nv.
p-l,'.p-, -......r. which s-a
manned ..r..- -......t -ua. nave All IN.
,rp... rs -.s- ION. or tba,r asrr
irr. .--v.,..,. r>,ya-r,nr 1qA9 ara
Apri 1s.. am from a,H afra-
Anr. rr0s rpe, srau la,a ~ ,.
creae, o, . ner cepr ON tt4 ra-.- i'd.
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cemrj 'e~'s findings to Continue In
Feres untu March 81. 1906, and Ad-
vance In WAGE, to Date From No
ptmbsr :, ieo2-Oisoontinuanee Of
Coal and Iron Police Suggested.
Boycott and Blacklist Strongly Cor.
oemred.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
"QUEER" PRISON WORK.

The discovery of a connterfeitiug out
fit in full blast in the Pennsylvania
penitentiary beats extracting sunshine
from cucumbers. Boston Herald
1t has been discovered that there are
two minis IN Philadelphia. One how
ever, is a eounterfeiting plant in the
Eastern neutrality-suspicious. Journal.
A big counterfeiting plant has been
discovered within the walls Of The
Pennsylvania penitentiary Now, that
looks like real enterprise. indianapolis
Sentinel
The men who established a counter
feiting plant in the penitentiary in
Philadelphia selected one of the few
places where they were safe from the
sprying eyes of secret service officials
Baltimore American
There is a fine irony in the situation
OF a counterfeiting plant IN a peniten-
tiary. Such quiet and solitude offer the
very best opportunity for perfecting.
undisturbed a peaceful business under
taking = Minneapolis Times.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
GOWN GOSSIP.

A popular white fabric for waists 10
a honeycomb design and suggests old
fashioned bedspread material.
Ribbons manipulated in hundred
ingenious ways and combined in rich
gamut Of tones trim many Of the hand
soonest hats and toques.
Nuns yelling and albatross in white
and colors are the best possible mate
rails to use in making the pretty house
gown which has superseded the dressy
silk waist.
Silk beaver hats are extremely fash.
ionable. Some have long, thick nap.
but the newest have a surface exactly
like that Of mems silk hats. A few
have the pile brushed the wrong way
After the first of the year the whole
sale feather merchants will not be al
lowed to sell aigrets. Milliners may
sell those already ia stock, but viii not
be able to procure more, in this coun-
try at least
The newest model for fall and winter
shirt waists is a severe. rather scimpy
garment. with no fullness ia the neck
or the shoulders and hardly a yestige
Of the pouch effect at the belt. The
sleeves are small and are gathered into
narrow cuffs New York Post
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
AcRoss lie ne eRANpE.

Yellow fever is spreading in Mexico
and there have been many deaths.
a syndicate has been formed to spend
large sums Of money 10 improving and
extending the railways of Mexico.
The investment of American capital
in Mexican railroads. mines and plan
tations Is estimated to amount to over
$500,0o0000.
A Danish colony of 500 families is
seeking a location in Mexico. II the
colony prospers it viii receive large
accessions later
Two hundred houses which were IN
habited by yellow fever patients have
been burned by the authorities Of Tam
pico City, Mexico, in an effort to Grad
icate the disease
The development Of Mexico's cotton
mills Is steadily growing Mexican
cotton goods are already successfully
exported to Central and South Amer
lea in competition with European goods.
The state OF Yucatan produces annu-
ally 100000 bales 100000 tons Of
heneguen, or sisal, hemp, valued at
$12,500000. And this Is possible In a
district with labor almost unobtaina-
bic. In twenty years Yucatan has ex-
ported over 100000 tons Of this fiber,
worth approximately S125,000000
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
ABOUT THE STATE.
Items Of Interest Cleaned From Our
Exchanges.

Items Of Interest Cleaned From Our
Exchanges.
Two dollars barrel appears to be
the ruling price for apples in Addison
county
Alison S. Clark Of West Glover has a
peach apple tree in his yard that measures
only 80 inches In circumference at the
trunk of the tree and has yielded Is BUSH
els Of good apples this season.
Five deer were seen quite recently feed
ing In Richmond pasture. Last winter
was not hard one for them and indea-
tions are that the coming season will be q
fruitful one for the hunters, especially in
Windsor and Rutland counties.
While the children of John Grove Of
Morgan Center, we're going through the
woods on their way to school they saw a
bear and cub near the road. The horse
was badly frightened but fortunately no
one was injured. The men turned ont for
bear hunt but both animals had disap-
peared.
The we'll known temperance worker,
Thomas n. Doutney Of Boston is in Mont
pelier making preliminary arrangements
for giving a series OF lectures on practical
and applied temperance He expects to
stay week or ten days in that city when
he begins his lectures. His work Is not
along prohibition lines for he is a be-
lever in license and In the army canteen,
having defended McKinley's position on
this question in the last presidential cam.
paign He states that he has some sug-
gestions to make concerning the modfca
tion Of the Vermont license law.
While standing on the sidewalk Ia front
of Leon Bailey's home ON Water street in
North Hyde Park at about $50 last Tues
day evening Mr. Bailey and g. +. Smirh
were treated to fine moonlight view Of a
cow moose. The animal which they de-
scribe ais being the size Of horse, came
leisurely through John Vests garden and
front yard and crossing the sidewalk only
SO feet from them, came toward Main
street about four rods, jumped the fence
into Mrs. Ann Billiards. front yard and
returned in the direction from which she
came, leaving tracks which measured FIVE
by six inches.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
An Anf,,mnnI Nremorv.

When the autumn skies are graying and
the earth is turning brown
And the leaves in golden showers from
tho trees are falling down,
Memory on its silent pinions wings away
toward the days
When the sun Of youth was shedding on
our head its golden rays
We can see the shocks Of fodder standing
Just as when we left,
See the chipmunks holding acorns in their
claws SO sharp ana deft,
Hear the hickry nuts come falling from
the grand old shellbark trees
When their limbs were softly shaken by
the fingers Of The breeze.
We can hear the turkeys gobbling in the
barnyard cross the lane.
Hear the humming Of the thrashers
pounding ont the golden grain,
Sec the yellow old COW pumpkins lying
thick upon the ground
With the stubble of the cornstalks sharp
~ hedging them around,
But the very sweetest music that came to
our boyish ears
Music that has chung unto us Through the
intervening years,
Was the music that was started by the
antics Of the breeze
Hick'ry nuts a-rattling downward from
the shaggy shellbark trees.
How us wild shock headed youngsters.
hardy products Of the farms
fastened to the nearby woodland, pillow
slips hung on our arms.
Lading echoes with our laughter answer
ing the bobwhite's call,
When the frost was on the fences and the
nuts began to fall!
Busy were our little fingers as we filled
the muslin slips,
Rude at times the EXPLANATIONS that
would ripple from our lips
As we'd guy the bold intruders. saucy.
well dressed boys from town
Out among the shellhark hick'r ies when
the nuts were falling down.
Looking back Ger life SO riddled with its
pleasures and its pains.
With its seasons glad with sunshine ana
its days Of chilling rains.
Like an ever sparkling Jewel In the
memry crown ablaze
Comes the joyous recollection Of those
careless boyhod days;
Comes a picture of the farmhouse. Of the
crooked old rail fence,
Of the saucy squirrels barking In the n
wood so deep and dense
Of the leaves SO softly rustlfng when dis
t1rbed by passing breeze.
And the hlckry nuts a-falling from the
grand old sheIibark trees.
James Barton Adams in Denver Post.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
pRoFEssIoNALIsM is pENIED.

All who are interested in the status Of
amateur sport will be pleased to know that
the Goddard seminary athletic association
has taken official recognition Of the charge
Of professionalism made against its foot
ball eleven BY another Vermont school,
and friends of Goddard will be particu-
lalry pleased that the school athletic asso-
citation IS able to prove the charge false.
Not that they believe that there was pro-
fessionalism in The team, but that such a
clear refutation of the charge was possible.
In the resolutions adopted by the school
athletic association yesterday the allega-
CATION Of professionalism was absolutely
denied and proofs were advanced to main
tain the position. It was shown that not
one member Of the team is receiving com.
pensation ain any FORM for his athletic
ability, and furthermore that only two
members OF the team are receiving help
from the 20 scholarships which The school
offers to needy students andthat these two
students have been in the institution two
years already, Such REPUTATION Of the
charge Of professionalism should be salts
factory to ALL
In the light Of these facts the position
taken by the manager Of the Edmunds
high school foot ball eleven was wrong
and he did this school and its team great
injustice in circulating the assertion that
professionals were playing on the Goddard
team. If the refutation of the charge is
satisfactory to him, and 1t certainly should
be, it would seem to be required OF him
that he retract his statement. The local
school manager has not received any spe
ciiic charges, even when he asked foi
them, and therefore 1t must be concluded
that the Burlington manager took the 20
sition that he did on rumors which, wher
traced down, would be shown to be entire
" without foundation. RumoTs, at best
are not safe things on which to base con
illusions. We expect that there viii be
retractlon from the source from which thu
charge came. Certainly it is the onl.
sportsmanlike thing to be done.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09

$50 you are the man that is going to
close the mills. You had better look ont
or somebody else win get shot in the back,
like that cuss Dexter, is threat alleged
to have been made by an Adirondack mill
owner to Edward Hatch, Jr., owner Of a
large forest preserve in the Adlrondaeks
1t is ali indication Of the temper Of the
monntaineers in that section and it is a
strong argument against the assertion that
the millionaire Dexter's death was due to
an accident.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
Tbe rimber line

The impression that British North
America is covered with valuable tim,
Der Is fallaclous. Black walnut, rcd
cedar and white oak are not found
north OF Toronto. A line drawn from
the city OF Quebec to sault Ste, Marie
will designate the northern limit Of
beech, elm ana birch. The north shore
OF Lake Superior viii mark the north
ern boundary Of sugar hard maple.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09

The calling Of q special grand jury to
investigate the recent disturbance in this
city seems to be the best course to pursue,
as otherwise the investigation would have
gone over for a year.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09

The trial which Is now on In the Chit
tenden county court at Burlington proves
that the vermiiorm appendix, although
small, can be a decidedly troublesome thing
ID more ways than one Thousands Of
dollars are concerned In this case.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
why Mosquitoes Rite.

Why do mosquitoes bite human be-
ingsi According to Dr. Santos Fer
nandez of Cuba. it is because the fe-
males cannot form their eggs without
sucking some warm blood. If they fail
to get it they lay no eggs
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
4 Togn OF Hank Cnshiers.

The little town Of Owenton, KY,
boasts Of 121 men born within its linn
It's who have become cashiers Of banks.
They are scattered through the states
Of Kentucky. Indiana ana Ohio.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
JINGLES AND JESTS.
Inexperience.

a damsel who dwelt in East Lynne
Bought a milk pail Of galvanized lynne,
sat down near a cow.
Then muttered. Il vow
hardly know where TO begynnel'
Milwaukee Sentinel
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09

a fellow IN old Terre Haute
Went out at election to vaute.
When his party won out
He gave a great shout
And came home as fun as a gaute
-Muncie Star
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-10-09
A zine nistinctinn

"Blddleford is a hard drlnker isn't
hep
'No; should call him an easy drink
er.R-New Orleans Times Democrat