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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
Jon, continuing hig DISCOURSE as FOL

tlOll, Ills OISCOufS6 DIS IOl-
lows:
Directly ahead, sitting upon the fire
hydrant, twirling his mustache and
throwing out his chest, is the Hon. Will
liam S. Devery, our next mayor. The
hydrant upon which Mr.. Devery is sit
ting is the original pump which he has
made famous and which has been
transported from its corner in the
Ninth ward to its present location by
this company in order that its patrons
may see one of the city's historic OBJ
jects without having to drive through
an inconvenient and somewhat sordid
section of the town. Mr.. Devery has
been retained to sit here for this COM
pany twice day, morning and after
noon, at large expense, the money he
ceiyes being devoted to the uses of the
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
to Anti Tammanyites.''
isn't he dear!" cried one of the
ladies on top of the coach.
1T has been said that he is a Doe -
returned the lecturer, "but nobody
knows whether that's so or not outside
of the district attorneys office"
At this point the coach came to a
standstill before soda water stand,
and we had five minutes in. which to
stretch our somewhat stiffened limbs.
During the period of rest 1 endeavored
to find Mr.. Devery and have few min
utes' chat with him on things in gen.
eral, but he had disappeared, and,
strangely enough, had taken his pump
with him. 1 have since been informed
that he never let's the latter out of his
sight, owing to his unaccountable lack
of confidence in the police force of the
hour.
When the horses had had their fill
and the passengers were sufficiently
limbered up to resume their tour with
comfort we all clambered back upon
the coach once more, the ladies and
gentlemen to their coign of vantage on
the roof; myself, surreptitiously to my
private apartment below stairs, and
our progress began again. I was still
drowsy and paid little heed to the lee
turer's words as we passed along mil
lionaires' row on upper Fifth avenue;
the home of the inventor of the Carrie
Nation scent cigar did not interest me
particularly, and the palatial quarters
of the Cosmopolitan club, which are
maintained as sort of asylum for re-
tired buffers; Wallets and brass buttonAd
bellboys, have always had rather sad
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

isn't SO much, dat it is found witout
looking for it mostly. You'll hear wise
bazoonuses pass it along dat dere is so
much trouble in de void de reason you
is not to look for it is, dat you'll get all
you can take care of witout looking for
it. OATS de talk of a gutter. To be
sure a mug gets some trouble in dis
woild witout looking for it; but what
I'm telling you is, dat dere is a lot of
trouble dat is like a sleeping dog-it
won't bodder you unless you poke it
wit stick, to see what it is like. Just
don't look for it, and dere is a heap Of
1t dat you won't see.
Cop me right, me son: I'm not tell
ing you dat dere is no trouble for does
dat don't look for it; neider am 1 try
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

tend to wish you to have an inkling
of de time and habitat, Of de di-
nosaurus, but dey too-de professors,
not be dinosaurus-haso once felt de
thrill of bucking a stonewall center,
and will not be grieved dat you misses
all your lectures, and is never pre-
pared"
Are you on to dat dinosaurs? Miss
Fannie showed it to me in book. It's
a kind of big lobster dat lived out west
before de McComb's dam bridge was
built over de Harlem.
play ball! my young gentleman"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20


England and fifty seven in Scotland,
all fitted up with modern improve
ments, gas, electric lights, steam heat
and constant service of hot and cold
money running into his bathrooms, of
which there are nineteen in each dwell
ing'' z@
by Jove!" cried, this is the most
interesting trip about New York ever
had, and I started up to catch a
glimpse of Mr.. Carnegie, but my atten-
ton was Immediately diverted by the
continuance of the lecturer. and I
missed him.
Directly ahead of you, leaning over
sleeping policeman and vainly trying
to arouse him, is our present police
commissioner, Gen. Andrew Hetty
Green. of whom you may have heard"
continued cur guide.
1t was natural that the lecturer
should occasionally make a mistake
with so much to point out, but such an
error as this struck me as inexcusable,
and endeavored to correct him.
Eli, you UP therel' cried. Neither
Andrew H. nor Hetty Green is police
missioner It's Gen. Francis v. CIR
But he paid not the slightest atten-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

1t was one of those rich, rare, juicy
days In August which are referred to
in flamboyant headlines in the morn
ing papers of the day following as '"The
Hottst Sizzlediumpth Month of August
in Twenty Years" 1 had been busy
all the morning pumping the humidity
out of my ink and recording the mar
Vicious pole vaulting achievements of
the mercury in my Office thermometer,
and after a light luncheon, consisting
of a glass of iced tea and a tip of 80
cents to the waiter, / felt the need of
an outing. My automobile is at the
repair shop, having four new wheels,
new body, and an engine added to
the steering gear, which is all that re-
manned of the machine after a recent
trial of its merits in a run from Her
aid square over to the Waldorf; and
my saddle horse is out at pasture, re-
covering from his brief experience with
the asphalt pavements of this marvel
ously well administered city. Hence l
sought such methods of transportation
as the public highways offer to satisfy
my immediatS needs. 1t so happened
that while I was trying to decide be-
tween a trip on the rear end of an open
trolley car or ride on top of a Fifth
avenue stage, the footing horn of the
Greater New York tallyho was heard
III lIS anu L lHoI NY
hour had come. Presently up the ave-
nue. in full regalia came the six prane-
ing steeds, dragging behind them that
singular appearing vehicle, which most
resembles in its structure an ingenious
combination Of roof garden and hall
bedroom, and which has become so IA
miliar a sight in town with the allur-
ing and euphonious title of THE Sight
seeing in New York Coach. The roof
garden part of it was crowded with a
happy party Of ladies and gentlemen
from various parts of the country, so
that admittance thereto was denied me.
But the apartments down stairs-the
hall bedrooms vacant, and with
out being observed by anybody con-
nected with the enterprise, 1 jumped
into one of these.
1t was commodious, shady and COM
fortablel have lived for weeks in
more costly apartments with far less
comfort-and, with a contented sigh,
stretched out at full length upon one
of the seats to gather in the full en-
joyment of the afternoon. Overhead
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
Use of Electric Whip.

A Georgia mail carrier has invented an
electric whip. The mail carrier drives
wagon with doors that could be closed
in rain. In stormy weat Their he naturally
sdisliked TO open one of the doors in order
to reach out and apply the lash to his
horse which. being an intelligent animal,
and always Jagged in rainy weather. To
overcome this propensity the Georgia Edi-
son attached a pair of copper plates I'M
der the harness saddle and connected
them by a wire to a hand operated dyna-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

wit flying locks are Joining how to
die for their college, and to be glad of
it.
"Of course, you'll occasionally en-
counter in college grave professors,
and yet graver instructors, who will
make a bluff of wanting you to have
more dan a vague idea of wedder de
Greek dieresis'-dat's a corking void;
get it spelt right-wedder de Greek
dieresis is de dots over double i, or is
de close of q diptong."
When Mr.. Paul pitches does silly
langwudge at kiddie de little one let's
out a yell Of JOY, for he likes big woids
like his mama.
Professors and instructors" goes on
Mr.. Paul, no a bit winded, will pre-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

lawn. and Mr. Paul says, as solemn as
de judge in de to1nbs, he says: Now,
me. little gentleman kiddie got
near busts de buttons off his jacket
.I has a few words of wisdom for to
impart to you, datAwilI set you so far
ahead of your fellows, dat by de time
you get into college, all de swell soc1e-
ties and clubs will beeout after you wit
graphing hooks, and fishing nets
Riddles under lip began to get shaky
and he looks at n5es like he was saying,
dis is a bad MaA! I hasn't lost no
graphing irons, HeHfler ami looking for
de inside ola fishing net!'
de reason" goes on Mr.. Paul, "dat
so many young gentlemen do not sue
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

coed in our universities and oddeT
seats, of learning is dat dey is not put
next to de proposition until DER minds
has been loaded wit tings out of books
Little Duke locks up at dat like he
seen de candy coming his way; for he
has never yet broke his legs running
after book Joining, and Mr.. Paul, seeing
dat he had a audience, goes on:
"De school you is going to is known
as prep. school; which de same is
school dat is meant for to make boy
man, for only man is took into colleges
dat plays ball. Dat brings u.s. he says,
comfortable, and lighting a cigar, ito
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
An Ohio Genius.

Speaking OF farming" said the man
with the cinnamon beard. az can't help
thinking OF ten-acre patch 1 had on a
hillside In Ohio away back in the eighties
That's g pretty gcod-sized farm IN
Ohio. isn't t?" interrupted the man who
had his feet on the table.
1T would be big form for you, any
where. The piece OF ground right below
owned by stingy. Ratchet faced old chap
named Grimes. / used to raise q lot Of
Watermelons on my land, and sometimes
>--ssA'a-t tn sa-----'1-.e 4,--4 >-aut taa time
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

mo in the wagon When the steed began
to jog up and down. without making
much advance. it was time to turn the
very evident wish to get over the ground
more rapidly, and almost any desired
speed could be obtained, according to the
number of rotations per minute given the
dynamo armature. An apparatus is now
contemplated for use on plows, whereby
both the mule and tho plow hand shall
be automatically shocked every few min
utes. 1t is believed that such an at
tachment would find tremendous sale
all over the South, as by its use farm
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

they were ripe. there was sure to come
windstopm that would blow them down
on
81 seem to have heard that story be-
fore" said the man with the patch over
his left eye. dreamily.
NO; this isn't the same story. This
is another one, and I'm doing the telling
of It The wind would blow my melons
down on old Crimes land. through the
holes In the line fence. He didn't have
to plant any Watermeions. I furnished
or five seasons and then went to work
t., haat him. I bad a lot Of beech trees
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

on my ten acres, and they gave me an
idea. You've seen beechnuts. haven't
your
Yes
you know they're three cornered.
Well, you may believe me or not, but after
lot OF experimenting succeeded in pro-
ducing a cross between a beechnut and a
watermelon. It was a watermelon, all
right. of course. but it was shaped like a
beechnut and it wouldn't roll down hill.
If you should happen to visit Ohio and
viii go to Jackson county Just over tina
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

Sciote line. YOU mad some of those three
cornered melons sowing there yet
There was thoughtful pause.
81 don't doubt the story remarked the
man in the check suit, ..but why did you
go to all that trouble? Why didn't you
save your melons by simply mending the
holes in the line fence?'
Because" replied the man with the
cinnamon beard, s5.old Grimes wouldn't
do his share of the mending. He said the
fence was good enough for him.. And, by
George, I'd have seen him in Gallipelis
before I'd have done it myself That's
Why- SAnfIemen- 'i-Chicaan Trihllne-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
Admitted His YearnIna.

do you not at times have soulful
warnings which you long TO express IN
words but cannot?" asked the fair maid
who had leaning toward the sentimen-
tai
Yes. I was up against something like
that once" admitted the youth with tha
noisy tie. 'l wanted to telegraph hong
for money and didn't have the price Of
a Marccni."-Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20

ers could be very sure that no darby
would go to sleep between the pillow han
dIes.-Scientific American.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23
CHURCH NOTICES

ST. JOHNS EPISCOPAL - SUNDAY l0a.m sunday school and bible class II am morning prayer rand sermon s pm, evening prayer and sermon with special music saturday at s pm, choir rehear- sal. A cordial invitation to attend these services in the court house is extended to al. WM BENlsoS, B.A.. Rector
 ST. PAUL NJ. E. SERVICES WILL BE held as follows Sunday school at 10 m Public worship and sermon II h., sub isct An Important Question Sermon pm. subject The Immutability of Christ" Wednesday, cottage prayer meet ing at : 80 pm Thursday, midweek meet. ing at 8 pm. Saturday, choir rehearsal at Spm. All are welcome. Services limited t5 sixty minutes. E. Q. MoINnER, pastor. J.T. RUNpELL, in charge,
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23
MISCELLANEOUS

TAKE WARNING-I IT HAVING COME to the notice of the school trustees of School District No. 1 that number of young boys congregate in the belfry of the Central school house, smoking cigarettes, ringing the bell and indulging in boistorous ant prolane language. We here demand that such actions cease, as fire may result by such carelessness and they are also an annoyance to the neighborhood, and from now on any one caught in such msdemean- orwill be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. By order of the Board
 HOURS OF CLOSING = NOTICE IS hereby given that the Central Market will be closed each diy during the summer months between the hours of F n and 1 pm. MAN c. BONNIE.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23
RedemptIOn of els County Warrants.

GLOBE, ARIz, July 22d, 1903. Gila county warrants drawn on the general fund, as advertised below, will be paid upon presentation to the coun- ty treasurer. Interest ceases from this dat9:
 Series of 1902 Nos. of Warrants 55s, 56O, 562. 563, 567, 56s, 57o, 57l, 574 575, 576, 577, 57s, 579, jSO, 5s2, 5S3, 5S5, 5s6, 5Ss, 5s9, 59l, 592, 593, 59l, 595, 597, 59s, 599, 500, 6Ol, 603, 6O5, 607, eos, 6lO, ell, 6l2, 6l4, 6l7, 61s, 6l9, 62O, 62l, 622, 623, 624, 627, 65l, 632, 63i, 63s, 639, $40, 641, 642, 6i4
 H. C. HITCHCOCK,
 County Treasurer.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23
Packat

packat
 J omitted . gao. F. Smith, cattle from 100 to 15O head ....,..... l,5Oo co Glla Cattle Company, cattle
 from 2l0O to 1000 head 10000 co Mrs. A. Walsh, lots 5 and 6,
 block 56 .............. l,i4o co Mrs. A. Walsh, lot :, block 76 70 J0 Mrs. A. Wash, lot i, block 76 20 co Mrs. A. Walsh, improvements
 on lots , lnd (, block 56 $50 % Bud ode ca5tle from l25 to
 250 mead ...,... 2,5OO % Raymond Howard, cattle from
 100 to loo head ........ 900 co Louis Mailman, cattle from
 lGO to 200 head ........ 1000 % NJ. c. Webb, cattle from 800
 10 700 head ............. 1000 co J, Warren Young, horse and wagon omitted ........ DO co w. J. Young, cattle from 100
 to l2j head ............... ,25O co
 The owners of the above property and all who are interested therein, are hereby notified that the Board of Equalz ,tion will meet at the office Of the Board of Supervisors, in the Court House of Gila County Arizona Terri tory, at nine o'clock in the forenoon of the THIRD MONDAY IN AU. GUST, 4. D. 1903, at which time and hlace they will take up, consider and dstermihe whether the assessments aAoye Specified, or any thereof, shall | F iucIeased, when and where you can be present with such witnesses as you may bring, and will be given hear ing.
 These assessments will be by the Board taken up aud considered in the order as they appear above, unless, for good cause, first shown, the time is extended in any case.
 In witness whereof, have hereunto set my hand aud allixed my official IsEALl seal this Fist day of July, AID. 1905. w. D. FISK, Clerk.
 Fine candies and fresh fruits on ice at The Lady.
 All kinds of sewing machine needles at the Globe Drug store. tf ----------
 Midsummer clearing sale or milli- nery, at Mrs. J. Harvey Harris'.
 offer my entire stock of summer hats at cost. Mrs. J Harvey Harric.
 An investment in a pair of w. h.. Douglas shoes is ilke having money out at interest At Max Lantins.
 While sailing around town, anchor at Keegap 5 for q fresh schooner,
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

Deputy Great Incohonee Francis M. Olute and Col. J. C. Albright, of the Improved Order of Red Men, are me, ,tng with great success in the re- rr/anization of TOnto tribe, No 13, in His city. MT. Cute is up in the work, and will before leaving this city, have the degree team and officers in good working order. This will insure q stable and prosperous tribe in Globe.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23
Band Concert.

Program for Friday evening, July 24, at the band stand ThoS, Vincent, conductor:
 1. March-"Prize of Victory" by W. II. Scouton.
 ?. Serenade Sweetheart" by j.. w. Howell.
 g. Overture e-"Quecn of Autumn, n by Bigge. A !. Waltzes Sparkling GenS ? b,s Ripley.
 Schottische Dancing with Ns Baby" by Anthony. W March "Thc Stars and Stripes For. eyer,' by Sousa.
 RICHARD MAINE, Sec'y. '.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

Anyone having repair work with me will please call for it as expect to leave Globe at an early date.
 k. JoNsoN.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

Having closed my liquor store, all parties indebted thereto are requested to call on me at the Postoflice store aLd settle. G. s. Van Wagenen.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23
RESOURCES

l, T. lIammons, Cashier of the above named bank.do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. A. T. LANNON'S Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this goth lsEALl day of July, 1908. W D FISK,
 Notary Public My commission expires June i 1906, Correct-Attest; GEO. w r. HUNT.
 N. $. BEkRAl.
 c E. GUNN,
 Directors.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

", s. Bartlett, of iseIn, organ izer for the Fraternal BrotDerhood, a social and beneficiary or1@r, has been here for the past ten 6ays, endeayor- ing, with much sysseSs, to create an interest in the 1fder here and build up the local lyage.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23
LosT

LADY'S NECK PIN-IN THE FORM of a shield in silver, emhellished with the Canadian coat-oi-arms m enamel. Finder Will please leave pip at the EELr office.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

keegan is now serving the largest schooners of beer in town.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

Good shoes means good lOoks, good ht, good wear. At Max LantinS.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

Just arrived, our spring and sum mer line of dry goods and novelties. Sultan Bros. tf
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

offer my entire stock of summer hats at cost Mrs. J. Harvey Harric
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23
PieI ordS and Strar
 at $i.2E

tCC
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

Midsummer clearing sale Of mill- nery, at Mrs. J. Harvey Harris.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

An investment in pair of w. l.. Douglas shoes is iike having money out at interest At Max Lantins.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

what you get, not what you pay, thai makes q bargain. Clothing shoes and hats, at Max Lantin's.
 Go to Keegan $ for the largest and best schooner of beer.
 A complete line of ladies and chil- drens shoes, at the very lowest prices, at Max LantinS.
 Ice cream soda at Bradley X Mcr- ritVS.
 Our argument IS aS much for good ness as for cheapneSs. The w. l.. Douglas shoe hits all. At Max Lan- tins.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

man oa-
 of the pea n on Monday. & Jock interests of that in a flOurishing condition.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

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Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

All kinds of sewing machine needles at the Globe Drug store. If
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

paso; John ". Hal
 fl. l.. smith, San Fran
 Turner Fl Pasg; x. j..
 jcago, N Marks, Sole s F Cochran, Phoenix; R.. %ey, San Carlos; T. R. Arch Prescott: J. B. Johnson, Bisbee; ~. McGraw, Saltwater, Okla; w.. ], Forsyth, Los Angeles Henry Wolff, San Francisco Mrs. J. Jose, Miss Bessie Jose, 0. T. Reed, Beatrice. Neb.; Thos. II. Ryning, Douglas.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

While sailing around town, anchor at Keegans , for fresh schooner,
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

man ol-
 of the pc; on MOnda interests
 flOurishinl W. s. E izer for th social and here for u ing, with
 interest il up the loc
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

Fine candies and fresh fruits on ice at The Lady.
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23
FOR SALE
FOR RENT

 FOUR ROOM HOUSE FURNISHED {; in good lucalnn rent reasonable Co good tenant. Inquire at this office. BELOW THE SMELTEB- rWO3ROOM houses and two broom housee situated be low the Old Dominion shelter, only a few minutes walk from the new shaft Houses have been weather boarded and newly painted and are desirable. Inquire of DENIS MURpHY
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

pea n Net ndaV. .Ock
Arizona silver belt., 1903-07-23

Tlyed, a full line of ladies' Underwear, at sultan Bros.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-05-30

Some one started the cry of mouse"
and in the twinkling of an eye every
woman in the house was on top of
chairs and tables, terrifiedly clutchfng
ner skirts. An hour was consumed in
discussing plans for rescue. Then the
foolish beetle reappeared, was killed
and business proceeded.
Pathetic story! We had supposed
that those who had mastered the diff
cult art of keeping cool while trying to
satisfy the whims of their sex were
able to resist the traditional stampede,
but alas for woman's weakness and hui
man hopes!
1t is reported that when President
Roosevelt arrives in Arizona he will be
net by a deputation 81 fifty rough
riders, who will present him with
nonstrous big black bear. Capital
idea! If now the president will only
think to keep the animal near at hand
and turn him loose when those beet
sugar senators come around! A bear
has a nose for sweet things, and this
one may prove a valuable assistant TO
the president in disposing of the bust
less with neatness and dispatch.
A. r NJ
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-05-30
IOWA NEWSPAPERS.
PROMINENT MAN.
REGISTER and Leader. l

Senator Berry, of Indianola, brides
himself On the fact that he is almost
as we'll posted on Des Mones and Dee
Moines men as the average citizen.
Tuesday morning he was sitting in the
lobby of the Slavery reading the morn
ing paper. Suddenly he turned to his
companion and asked: Boys, who is
this man who has just died by the name
OF r. w. Emerson?" Each professed
his ignorance of any such parsonage.
and one went so far as to say he guess
ed he didn't cut much of figure in
town, or some one Of the crowd would
have known him. HE must have been
quite a man for the paper has column
and half obituary, and big head lines
that run quarter of calumn down
the page. 1t says: Tributes are paid
to r. w. Emerson-Many are present
Addresses are made by Miss Stafford,
Allan Dawson, and johnson Brigham"
Well" asked one of the number who
does it say he was?" Then Senator
Berry commenced reading aloud, and
when he reached the name Ralph Wal
do Emerson, there was touch OF !evity
struck the Interested spectators, that
was hardly In keeping with the solem-
ity of the occasion. AS Senator Berry
pulled his hat down over his face to
hide the color, he said he wished the
papers would give people right names
when they wrote 'em up.