The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-17


and women glad that they young. There
fore they ordered miscellaneous drinks and smoked
cigarettes and three -darl1ies' explain
the accompaniment of three guitars, that they find
the Western Union convenience, matter where
they roam, and that they viii telegraph their baby
who'll send ten twenty maybe, and they won't have
TO walk back
In marked contrast with the othe1S Visitors that
evening at the slide" there sat close about table
IN earnest consultation, four celebrities, whom the
Ss Ma sS San Tiyh 5 fbig hSd met by
appointment in the way of business Their business
lot the moment seemed TO consist IN the attentiye
walls and generally of which anywhere in
the United States in the next three months extra
ordinary crowds would congregate- At any expense
ambitious to afford their services to greatest
number Of people in the greatest number OF places IN
S Sa oeEad the benefit Of their services should first
Mr. Eady. called Mike among his intimates and
Tier 4. No. SoS96," among his attendants at a man
sion of more than mOnastic seclusion, facetiously
known as his "Iying-in" hospital favored prelmi-
held in the south. He backed the suggestion with
we're listened to With marked attention
There's more suckers in day down in that part
Of the country, he declared, than there is up here
2 in week. We've an been in the hill country in
o people YOU find there runnin loose all over
the south They take in bout one show season, an
when they get to town they rubber 50 they amt
those yaps come to town an throw up their hands
sights that Bovery kid wouldn't drop cigarette
ners an they'll screw their necs ill you'd think they
was never goin to get EN- in shape again. They
eXcitin' more'n once twice year, an when a
big thing comes along it staggers EN- The same
class o. yaps is gon, to be at the reunion o 20 no
Those old soldiers YOU know II come in from the
country an rubber themselves silly They'll chew
maxim pushes SOS bIoke won't need any stalls
Colonel Jim-Jams from Kentucky II see Captain COT
fee Cooler from New Orleans, an they'll heller an
holer an han round plug tobacco an hne-cut right
IN big jam, an Jin'-Jams II suggest a mint Juep
u
an off comes the touch
SON Well he told me not moren SIX weeks 5, ago
stalled for i'm at gatberin i'm south Carolina bet
a trained push. Wy. Mike he says, I don't
Tho ataT1aDte ie comm an Tba, crowd an shove : if
eIeI'il3 - , = 1i''i All ny u. - -
struck Atlanta, an its Gods truth, my hands actu-
ally got tired zveddn' feathers pulled up Now.
tell you, bokes, don't lose chance
like the reunion less there's somethin damn sight
better somewhere else. II Won't cost US over ten
days to take it in, an then we can jump west or
You're all right bout the yaps btin'. Mike" re-
marked Mr.. Burras familiarly known as Larry,
there's goin' be ALFRED big push o. guns
They take the bait like catfish; but look out when
the hoIlerin' begins. Wy they nearly lynched Jerry
Simpson and the Michigan Kid in a jerk town in
Georgia last winter. They two was httin' it up
pretty lively. and an old doosier woke up out o one
he bellown' like moose all over the shop
If the coppers hadn't jumped in and rescued the hid
thousand punks to spring him from the coppers-
Lheres golh 10 De a Dig push TlSllH 1Q ppm
? beef dead sure less square EN-, an they'll beef
anyhow the guns go it too strong an that's jus
suckers that the gunsH work EN- hard, an thereH
have 10 a lot of sprngin' done Ny advice is
course if they amt nothin better-that take in
the through rattIers the Pennsy or the Central
for the next Few weeks an go II sort quIel ilAe
till see how things are pannin out. Them paSsen-
gers on the through rattlers are always good Tor
~ Is scLats At ngbt we can puIi off some
Pullman touches amt stuck on this kind O
graftin. but it's opinion that tn suit US bettern
lhe reunion will at this stage o the game.
Mr.. Rem with the description of Monkey shorty
Sgreeo win MI IouIiis li'll -, go.
stood seriously consider favored remain
until the season was more advanced. Coin to be
big stifs TO work at this month he remarked
appreciativey. AN if we don't attend to EN- some
epgaged to be married to a little thing on the
.Esst Side. and his companions well knew. was
60t competent to make acceptable suggestions
Mr.. FrOod affectfonatey termed Eddie" by in
dulgent wife az well by his three rails proposed
a iaunt through the great state of Ohio and made
very convincing arguments and illustrations
amt been improvements Old Ohio in any state
o the Union. shes been touched up right an Ieft'
backward an forward. an sideways an cTossways,
there she sits STILL sayiu. Gimme some more,
honey: gimme some more. Wy. 6lokes. it's one o
the phenonenons o The age asalimm1y the Greek
used 20 say the way Ohio has been ripped open oy
wy railroad functions O hers has been touched
as government bonds yet Better. by Jove! I don't
want any neater graft than hoatin round them june
tions I'd like know where there's another
Ohio The politicians have got the state by the
drought an YOU know as wen as I do where
they get their graft in guns too.
''Nov's the time when the circuses begin their
rounds an the thing is jump
there with o. the shows an JUS take its
dates. I there last season with Myers an
Randall an we only had to make one spring an,
that didn't cost six hundred. BY August
had six thousand plunks-even mOney-banked- We
can't do any better'n that anywhere, an say that
UP a good sneak an climber (sneak thief
and buTgler) an jump over there
do know what hXers travein' with the
shOws2" asked Mr.. Eady.
There amt been changes I Cincinnati
Red day before yesterday an he said the shows had
the same coppers Some of EN- has come little
in their commission charges. but most Of EN-
askin' 20 per cent. usual Fifteen per cent
goes with of EN- If you amt the dip
jus dom the -Ire thing
This place IL inscrutabIe
enunciat't~ the professio- - night festi-
<al in the Slide was still at its height, and above
all the sound of light laughter of popping corks
shutting feet. the voices the three darkies pro-
claimed, the accompaniment three guitars
that they had got horseless carriage an foot