Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-06-06
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JINGlES AND JESTS.


JiNGLES AND JESTS.
The Lover.
Good night" he said, my little girl;
Good night; I'm going now;
Good night" He pushed the wavy locks
Back from her upturned brow.
Good night. goodby; I'm going now"
He turned to go, and then
He clasped her close and with kiss
Began 1t all again.
New York Times.
R-revenEe.
You hate him. then?'
Hate him! Why, say, do you know
what l wish?"
mo. What?"
"Well, wish had the making Of his
conscience With what know Of his
past | could make him conscience
that would drive to suicide. Chicago
Post.
The Difference.
Here's the difference I'm told,
Twixt the new pledge and the old:
Temp rance folk, opposed to treating.
Keep the pledge between their eating,
While converted Pat, methnks,
Keeps the same-between his drinks.
London Tatler.
Never Touched Her.
Every time you draw n BREATH"
said the young man who dabbles in
things scientific, somebody dies"
'Well,' replied the practical maid,
I'm sure it isn't up to me to stop
breathing on that account."-Chicago
News.
To the Wrath of the Hotel Clerk.
A fellow sojourning in Fla.
Got his bill from the clerk in the ca,
And the more things he read
The more things he sead,
And the latter grew torrid and ia.
Catholic Standard and Times.
Model.
Don't you think that Mr.. Stiggins is
a model young MANI" asked the art
sense.
YES" answered Miss Cayenne; ANY
how he poses great deal."-Washing-
ton Star.
An Averted Tragedy.
A gifted young fellow named Clink
Believed he was driven to drink,
But as he drank cream
Which fattens, 'twould SEEM
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Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Continuous.
GormOn-We were at the dinner ta-
BILE from till 7.
Dizer-What did you do after dinner7
Gormon-Why, it was 80 late then
that we had supper-New York Her
aid.
For PHYS Sake.
"He kissed me when he called last week."
Said Miss Ann Teek as Ger her cheek
The crimson bushes started.
That's SO like Ned" Miss Peppry said.
"He always was kind hearted"
Philadelphia Press.
Reason For Change.
Clara-Why, my dear, you declared
you detested the man.
Clarice-Yes, darling, l did, but, you
must remember, that was before his
Topics.
The Unhappy Photographer.
A man who made photos in platinum
Sat down on some fresh prints to fatinum,
But pin in the chair
Made him leap up and swair
Now he wishes he never had satinum.
Baltimore American.
Higher Test.
Stilphree-Well, now that you're mar
rled l suppose your wife expects you
to live up to your ideals?
Tideman SADLY - No; her IDEALS
Brooklyn Life.
Dramatic Note.
When Mistress Dolly seeks the play,
Her shoulders show her Sealskin,
But when she sits within the box
She then displays her real skin.
philadelphia Ledger.
A Primrose Path.
Hasn't Miss Faddington anything
on exhibition"
mo; l think she has given up paint
ing. She finds it so much easier to be
a connoisseur."-Puc
Ambitions Goal.
The poet rhymed of stars above
That in their orbits race
And murmured. "This I dearly love-
For now 1 write on space"
Baltimore Herald.
Equal Even to That.
NOuluu / udIIy yOu IL yOu "eio
the last man on earth!'
"Oh, yes, you would, for I should ask
you just the same."-Chicago Record
Herald.
Infallible Prescription.
Lean purses?" Want a medicine
That's guaranteed to fatten 'em?
Take the advice of Edison
And find a mine of platinum.
Chicago Tribune.
Where They Cut Loose.
PasSenger-Is this the limited?
Porter r. Yassir; ev'ything's limited
ceptin' de charges in de dinin' car
Chicago News.
Twin Awkwards.
There are two ungraceful objects
You can't lose to save your life;
They're a fellow with a needle
And a woman with a knife.
Baltimore News.
Out Late.
Toperly-Is it sitting up late nights
hat has knocked you out?
Jagaway-No; mornings.-New York