Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1903-12-26

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CLASS II.
SPELLING.
PROPER enough, no doubt. 'twould be
II you spelled cleanliness with c.;
But a better way to spell it | know
Just S-A-P-O-I-I-O.
For that famed soap doth work q spell
And leads TO Cleanliness so well
That all pronounce the two the same
Identical meaning though different name
CLASS Ill.
READING.
TIE short word READING, IL twisted, it's
said,
win prove We GAIN by all we've RED;
But READING Is such a valued thing
It's merits in no EAR I'll DING.
For he on learning's road must lag
Who fails to RIDE that gentle NAG.
III Just point out one handy rule:-
You'll always find there Is A POOL
Wherever there's SAPOLIO,
And so for water need not go!
Each combination has the same letters as
the word READING. us A POOL" has
the same letters 40 SAPOLIO.
CLASS ".
PUNCTUATION.
WHEN you have put coal on () the fire,
Perhaps you, too, flame up with ire,
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Your hands are now n shade too dark.
But then may come Il g. happy thought
or wonders which that soap has wrought
Whose widespread use through a period e.
Beyond all question marks (???O it strong.
so you ditto C) the course you always 20
And make n dash q for SAPOLIO.
CLASS V.
ARITHMETIC.
10 your pleasure each day
SUBTRACT all dirt that comes your way;
But TO do this, you ought to know,
lou first must ADD Sapolio,
Which will DIVIDE by 3 your moil
And require but n FRACTION of former
toll;
For the Rule Of Three" as may he seen.
Is DIRT plus SAPOLIO equals CLEAN!
GEOGRAPHY.
IN life, whatever is your SPHERE,
It's safe to STATE dirt will appear;
And this must quite annoying be,
For dirt is no delight to SEA
But though it be piled MOUNTAIN high,
It's PLAIN that it will quickly fly,
III you've a notion IAN OCEAN, to OBEY
And follow what the wisest say:
And all of them SayPOLEo,
For that makes ev'rything clean as snow.
CLASS VII.
WIEN crusty old DlOGENES went on n
daytime chase,
With lighted lantern held before his phil.
osophic face.
He did rot seek an honest man as hlsto-
ries declare.
But searched for n dishonest man, and
sought him everywhere.
For n dishonest grocer had palmed off on
him some soap
That failed to clean his lantern and at
night had made him gropc.
So now he sought that rascal man round
Athens, high and low.
To make the man refund the coin or give
SAPOLIO!
CLASS VIII.
PHYSIOLOGY.
DC not give EAR to counsel bad.
For everyone NOSE that makes one sad
The worst advice that TONGUE can tell
Is. Take this soap. twill do as we'll"
Just put your FOOT down firm and
strong
And tell the clerk his BRAIN is wrong.
And you've experience quite I'm point
TO put his statement OUT OF JOINT.
Just NAIL his lies and let him know
Your HEART is set OH SAPOLIO!
CLASS TX.
IT Is a matter Of general NOTE
That into house or FLAT will noat
Dust and dirt 60 take their place
In n fashion that's lmpolite and BASS.
For never mind how SHARP you are
Their sly invasion YOU cannot BAR
Unless the proper KEY you know,
Which is, OF course, SAP0LIO-
The soap that brings you REST rigSt
soon,
And keeps your house or FLAT IN
TUNE!
CLASS ".
algebra.
LET Housewife equal Y plus Z X-l-E
Let Il the sign for Sapolio be; Il
For Dirt let minus y be had: X
Then all these symbols we will add. -
The y and minus y drop out
CAS- anyone can see, no doubt
And leave what must the housewife
please
The happy symbol we call ease. ZEE
CLASS XI.
SHORTHAND.
THE cleverest hands, both short and long.
Are far too clever to purchase wrong:
So they buy the soap with the little short
hand
A soap that dirt cannot withstand.
For the soap with stenographic speed
is the sort Of cleaner that people need
To handily handle In handsome hands,
Hand Sapolio only meets the demands.