Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-11-25
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The Lord may een0 the oRoleei Out
everything else 10 this world comes
with tobacco tags.
Crumpacker and Crum produce q
sort of red flag effect on selt-resPect'
ing Southerners.
The mai who won't listen 10 reason
is the one we can't bring to our way
Of thinking.
Some people wear glasses 20 sse
better, and some because they think
they look better.
Come In and get q Ramon's Weather
Almanac. Like RamOn's Pills. Il leads
while others follow.
No. Maude, dear; there is no con-
nection between . dog In the manger
and one with the mango.
A diplomat is q man who pretends
that the other fellew's way h his when
be can't have his own.
HsrsdIty is something which excug-
es others for theirs, but doesn't
excuse others for theirs.
It's the toughest kind OF tough luck
to have your watch stolen when you
are on your way to pawn i.
The fellow who IL satisfied to take
thinRs as they come often nnds that
the things are not worth taking.
Few are 90 poor at figures that they
can't figure out the wages coming TO
them faster than the boOkkeeper.
when q man starts out to describe .
Woman's dress he becomes humorous
when he doesn't intend to.
A woman with . lne pair OF shout
ders has curious ideas about the
places she IL likely to catch cold.
Rheumatic rains are quickly reliev-
cd BY applications OF RamOn's Nerve
g. Bone Oil-try It; csc.
Ever notice the number OF men
whose initials are @. W. George
Washington is still popular.
A correspondent Asks:"What ~ be
done with poor relations Put up;
that's the only thing we know.
A Rrasspopper and q grass widow
are reasonably sure to jump ct the
very fret opportunity,
There Is nothing sadder than the
man who has loved and lost-unless 1t
is the man who loved and won.
When a man lends anything to some
Of his neighbOrs he a get 1t back on
~ by going around and stealing 1t.
II looks as though some people
think Mark Hanna ought to give q
bond not to run for the presidency.
JimInez is likely to fool around that
San Domingo presidency until some
day It will explode and kill him.
II some people fall down their own
stairs they try to p owe that the way
the government is run is to blame for
it.
Il always causes q lot Of trouble
when a little town commences Initial
ing g city. The bill is large, and must
be paid.
A man can always borrow money
from a persian who is afraid he is go
ing to ask him for g church subscrtb-
ton.
The invitations to q girls church
wedding should, to be correct, con-
tain this sentence: watch for the big
parade at 9 p. M"
What hes become Of the old-fash-
toned practice Of starting boys on the
path they should go by giving them g
licking in the barnf
The following extract from q letter
written by G.. NJ. Hartman, editor OF
the DISPATCH, to the proprietors Of
Ramon's Remedies iS self explanatory
"There is no pill that equals Ramon'I
Pills; they leave the bowels and stom
ach with such pleasant, healthful fesl'
ings-no bad efects-after performing
their work 80 thoroughly. l have
tried them, and know whereof
speak" 25 cts.
Every man exaggeratss the wither'
ing effects Of his as badly q
q farmer does the effects Of . no
! wind.
The average mother takes as mucI
pride in her son remaining q bachelo
&c she took IN bis golden curls WheI
8 he was a baby.
The Republican party is 80 much 4
4 love with the trust policy that l
: couldn't resist the temptation to "ab
sorb" Panama.
3 Kansas seems to have acquired th
: mania, probably through contact Wit
Missouri, OF going sitter legislativ
bride takers.
A woman has such q comforting i'm
agination that when her husband len
scOlding her she can make herself be
Is lieve be is making love to her.
You have noticed no doubt thl
your rival is always q low, worthleI
. sort OF person and absolutely devOI
Of principle Of ability.
We have a dozen important que
tiona we would like TO submit.to con
|" petent authority. The trouble
there is so little good advice.
z In this managing Of the men: Ho
handicapped their wives are becau
49, ~wr1k kk~ankam than with San