The Republican journal., 1903-02-19

Hundreds of lives saved every year by
having Dr. Thomas Eclectric Oil in the
house lust when it is needed. Cures Group,
heals burns, cuts, wounds of every sort.
"JJow do YOU like your new servant ?"
s.'That isn't the question at all, answered
Young Mrs. Torkins. "We are trying to
find out how she likes us. s."-Washington
Star.
All the healing balsamic virtues of the
Norway pine are concentrated in Dr.
Woods Norway Pine Syrup. Natures own
remedy for coughs and colds.
Bystander-W are you crying, little
boy?
Little Boy-Boo-hoo! l froze me fingers
maxim twenty snoWballs, and de parson
didn't wear his plug hat after all.-Chicago
Daily News.
It's mistake to imagine that itching piles
can't be cured; a mistake to suffer day
longer than YOU can help. Doan's Oint-
ment brings instant relief and permanent
cure. At any drug store, 30 cents.
ssAnd now" asked the teacher, at the end
of a long description of the brain, 'where is
thu. seat of memory? Can any of you tell
me?'' sYessum," replied Johnny Bright
eyes; sin the little finger where you tie a
string around it to make you recollect.'
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
A Veterans Story.-George Lewis of
Shamokin. Pa, writes: 81 am eighty years
of age. | have been troubled with Catarrh
for fifty years, and in my time have used
great MANY catarrh cures, but never had
any relief until used DR.. .Agnew'S Catarrhal
Powder. One box cured me completely
so cents Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
Howes x Co.'S
"Hold on - exclaimed the excited patient
in the oculist's chair. ''Well?" queried the
oculiSt, as he dropped the eyelid. Il just
want to have an understandings" said the
patient. 81 want it thoroughly agreed, be-
fore you remove that foreign substance
from my eye, that if it turns out to be coal
Her Heart Like Polluted Spring
| Mrs James Srigley, Pelee Island, Ont,
says 81 was for five years afflicted with
! dyspepsia, constipation, heart disease and
| nervous prostration. L cured the heart
| trouble with Dr.. Agnew's Cure for the
Heart, and the other ailments vanished like
| mist. Had relief in half an hour after the
first dose Sold by Edmund Wilson and
| A. A. Howes & Co.-14
Tess.-You don't mean to say she want
ed to take her dog into church with her.
Jess-Yes, but the usher objected.
| Tess-I should think so. The idea of such
| a hing,
| Jess-She said she thought they would
| not object to this particular dog, as it was
| to a certain extent religious. It's a st. Ber-
| nard, you know.-Philadelph Press.
| Ruby Lips and clear complexion, the
| pride of woman. Have you lost these
| charms through torpid liver, constipation,
bilousness? Dr., Agnew's Liver Pills will
restore them to you-40 little "Rubies' in a
vial, 10 cents. Act like charm. Never
grippe Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
| Howes Il Co.-15
| Are you sure the course is clear?" she
| whispered, sliding down to the arms of her
| lover "Yes!'' he responded. 81 succeeded
in boring hole in the water pipe. Your
| father has discovered it, and will keep his
| finger over the hole until the plumber
| arrives. Come Philadelphia Bulletin.
Salt Rheum, letter, Fczema.-These
distressing skin diseases relieved by one ap
plication. DR.. Agnew's Ointment is a po
tent cure for all eruptions of the skin. Jas.
CASTOR, WilkeSbarre, says: "For nine years
! I was disfgured with letter on my hands.
| DR.. Agnew's Ointment cured it," 30 cents.
Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A. Howes
| & CO.-16