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The daily tribune., 1903-08-07
.ASSLER'S
Will Buy it Back.

You assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoca Remedy. Any druggist
will refund your money if you are not
satisfied after using it, 1t is every
where admitted to be the most success
full remedy in use for howell com.
plants and the only one that never
fails. 1t is pleasant, safe and reliable.
The daily tribune., 1903-08-07

Now is the time to secure your tick
ct for the home talent concert. to be
held in the M. e. church Thursday
evening, Aug. g. Tickets on sale at
Morris & Co.'S Jewelry store. No
extra charge for reserved seats.
The daily tribune., 1903-08-07
New Style Toilet Sets.

The newest in china toilet sets are
in solid colors dark green and red,
the handles of the green sets in red.
and of the red sets in green. The
manufacturer idea was to match the
room furnishings in color effects.
The daily tribune., 1903-08-07
Room mouldings at Jansen 5.

The ladies of the NJ. E. church will
hold cake sale in Lewis and Yost s
store. Saturday afternoon, August 8.
Homemade pies. cakes, cookies and
brown bread will be on sale 2t
The daily tribune., 1903-08-07
Excursion to Parkdale

August l2. Fare round trip 81 90.
Tram leaves Florence 1920 III.
Returning leave Parkdale p. III.
The daily tribune., 1903-08-07
Wall paper at Jansen s.

Electric faus will keep you cool in
Morgan hall Friday night. The usual
social dance by Messrs Cropch and
King. 1896
The daily tribune., 1903-08-07

Old papers at this office for 20
cents per hundred Just the thing
OF putting under carpets ii
The daily tribune., 1903-08-07
Don't Patronize Us

Unless you want the incest and the
best in meats aud fruits.
City Meat Market.
The daily tribune., 1903-08-07

When in need of first class dental
work call on DR.. Yard. Blunt block.
The daily tribune., 1903-08-07
Walker Bros Always Reliable

Profit time
still n
The daily tribune., 1903-08-07

Sells the choicest resi-
ence lots in the city y
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14

to be prosecuted and exposed. 1t is as
bad as stealing money from blind
man."
But how-why?' she innocently que
ried.
red and white and swallowed the lump
in his throat. and then he got up and
walked up and down the room for two
minutes before saying:
Mrs. Bowser, l pity you and the
other poor women instead Of blaming.
l might sit here and talk for hours
without convincing you, but I'm going
to adopt a different plan. There is a
bargain sale ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
bargains-unheard of bargains-bar
gains never dreamed Of on this earth
before. You are reading of them and
can hardly sit still. You'd rather go
down and go through the store tomor-
row than go to Europe. Very well.
can spare half a day tomorrow, and
I'll go down with you and allow you to
spend at least $40"
ooh, but you don't mean it!' she eX-
claimed as she dropped the paper and
l.ied to hug him.
Eyes; I'll go down with you, and I'll
prove to you that the whole thing is
humbug and swindle and thus effect
a cure. Well ram and jam and push
and crowd and buy, and I'll teach you
needed lesson
"You are such a dear old thing. If
we get swindled in one single thing I'll
agree not to attend any more sales"
''Then it is understood we 60 down
tomorrow, and if 1 don't convince you
that there are forty frauds to one bar
gain I'll change my name from Bowser
to Mud"
That night Mrs. Bowser dreamed Of
corset covers reduced from 25 to 13 and
regular ten cent hairpins cut down to 8
for the occasion, and Mr.. Bowser
dreamed of exposing dozen different
gigantic frauds and bringing swindlers
to justice. They had breakfast ten min
utes ahead Of the usual time and were
first among the rush at the store.
IF there are no bargains why do all
those people come" asked Mrs. Bow
Ger.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14
Bowser at Bargains
He Attends Sale With His Better Half For the Purpose
OF Exposing Fraud @ Spends $500 and Declares He Has
Saved Sl75 Wrapper Doesn't Fit and There Is Trouble
Copyright, 1903, by c. B. Lewis.]

copyright, 1903, by c. B. Lewis.]
"XA Y John. but this is an outrage
kG on the readers exclaimed
Nv Mr.. Bowser as he opened his
newspaper to find whole
page devoted to a bargain day adver-
isement. This thing may interest
few old women and young children,
but they have no business to force it
upon the rest of us. If find this paper
making a handful of itself again I'll
turn to some other"
please let me look at the advertise
ment," said Mrs. Bowser, displaying
instant interest.
"There it is. But why on earth you
want to waste your time over it is more
than l can see. Bargains! Humph!
Mrs. Bowser, did you ever find bar
gain in all your life?"
millions Of them," she replied.
"There's hardly day goes by that
don't find two or three"
Il don't believe it. You simply think
they are bargains because you don't
know the value of goods. Ill venture
to say that you haven't attended a bar
gain sale in a year that you haven't
been swindled out of your eye teeth"
"Only yesterday got pair of gloves
for SO cents which had been marked
down from $780," she replied.
"Bosh. More likely they were pair
of seventy-fve cent gloves marked up
to 90. If it wasn't for the fool women
hunting after bargains these merchants
couldn't buy steam yachts and race
horses"
what did you pay for the last socks
you bought?"
Fifty cents pair, of course"
"Well, the very same thing is adver-
tised here at 30 cents. know they are
identically the same because l was
looking at them the other day.
Wouldn't you call that bargain, for
instance?"
mo. ma'am, l wouldn't" he replied
with a good deal of heat. 'On the con-
trary. I'd call it a miserable, lying swim
die. They are not the same socks. They
are only wretched limitations. not worth
10 cents pair. No doubt you'd rush
off and buy 'em and chuckle all the
way home, but I'd spot the swindle at
once
Here are regular dollar shirts at IS
cents" she read from the advertise
ment. land regular so cent neckties at
80 cents and regular
"And regular swindles for nothing.
By thunder, but that advertiser ought
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14

Because it is easy to get up a gath
ering Of foolsv' he replied.
Mr. Bowser meant to find swindle
In the very first purchase. Ten cent
pins had been reduced to 4 cents, and
he happened to hit them at once. Any
man knows a good pin from bad one.
He knew these to be all right, and he
had never met with them at 4 cents be-
fore. To Mrs. Bowsers CONSERVATION,
he ordered ten papers and exultantly
observed that it was 60 cents saved.
The next articles to attract his atten-
ton were the socks at 20 cents pair.
Mrs. Bowser had said that they were
the same as his fifty cent ones, and he
had almost thought her an idiot She
had been right, however. They were
made at the same factory and of the
same material. and after being satisfied
Of the fact he ordered six pairs and in
dignantly exclaimed:
you just wait till go around to the
furnishing store and see Johnson. I'll
call him forty kinds of robbers, and if
he says a word back I'll punch his
headv'
The umbrellas came next They had
been reduced from $3.50 to SO cents.
Mr.. BOwser expected to find pine ham
dies and cotton covers, but he was dis
appointed. He had paid $3.50 for just
such umbrellas.
"We've got three in the house and
don't need any MORE" remarked Mrs
Bowser.
Umbrellas are always good thing"
he replied, land Pm going to take three
of these. That's a saving of 81 80 right
in lump"
Bath robes had been reduced from 81
to 1910, and Mr.. Bowser elbowed his
way into the crowd He didn't need a
bath robe, but he wasn't letting such a
bargain as that slip through his fin
gers. He ordered one and saved 81 80
There were lot of women's wrappers
on the next counter, and, though Mrs
Bowser had been lost in the crowd, he
stopped to look. They had been re-
duced from 50 to so cents, and he or
dered two and saved 1920.
Then a mad desire crept into his
heart. 1t was to spend $1,00O,0O0 in
that store. He dropped on to the corset
covers and bought ten; he found him
self alongside the glove counter and
bought six pairs; he moved down to
the handkerchiefs and scooped in two
dozen; he bought soap, perfumery, bay
rum, nightshirts, night dresses, gar
tiers, neckties, hatpins, table napkins
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14

and score Of other things, and he was
50 busy that it came o'clock in the
afternoon before he got out and wend-
ed his way home. He found Mrs. Bow
ser there, and before he had got inside
the door he called out:
II spent over $500 and made a saving
Of about $175, and if l had any more
cash I'd so back this afternoon"
Didn't l tell you that there were
bargains?" she replied.
Bargains! Why, they were piled ten
feet deep all over the store"
Then his purchases began to arrive,
and it happened that the two wrappers
were the first to be displayed.
what are these?" asked Mrs. Bow
ser as she held them up.
wrappers for you. forgot how
much saved, but it was 50 or So"
"But they are large enough for wo-
man weighing 200 pounds, and didn't
need anything in that line. 1t was kind
Of you, but
Mr.. Bowser drew himself up Then
his face began to grow red and his ears
to twitch. and with a hoarse yell he
jumped for the heap of packages and
tossed them in the air by the dozen.
They fell on the cat, and they fell on
Mrs. Bowser, and the chairs and the
lounge and the piano. and they were
, still raining down when he shouted
out:
Didn't l tell you that the whole
thing was a swindle and that the man
ought to be prosecuted for liar and a
deceiver?' M. QUAD.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14
The Pleasure of Edtinu,

Persons suffering from Indigestion dys-
pepsia or other stomach trouble will find
that Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests what you
eat and makes the stomach sweet. This
remedy is a never failing cure for Indiges-
ton and dyspepsia and all complaints affect
ing the glands or mem branes of the stomach
or digestive tract. When you take kodol
Dyspepsia Cure, everything you eat tastes
good and every bit of the nutriment that
your food contains is assimilated and appro
priated by the blood and tissues. Sold by
all druggists
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14
EIk&E4 ~ u. 1850 ssssiigssnsas2 i
second Nature.

II fear" said his host next morning,
''you didn't sleep well last night. Ev-
thrashing around in your bed"
II ought to have told you," apollo
gized the guest, man from Kansas
City. ''I've got so used to floods that
tread water in my sleep" Chicago
Tribune
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14
To California Without Chance

The Minneapolis & st. Louis railroad
will operate two weekly tourist car
lines to California this season, via the
"scenic line." The first car will Ieaye
st. Paul Thursday, Sept. 10th, at 8 p.
NJ, continuing each Thursday there
after, and will run via Omaha, Den
yer, 1.-THE Scenic Route" through Colo
RADIO, Ogden, Salt Lake City and South
ern Pacific, arriving at San Francisco
at 4:25 p. no. the following Monday and
at Los Angeles at p. m. Tuesday.
Via the "Santa Fe Route" the Sec
ond car will leave st. Paul Wednesday,
Oct. 2lst, train No. 2 at a. m., con-
tinuing each Wednesday thereafter,
and will run via M. &. st. L., Iowa
Central, Wabash and Kansas City;
thence the popular Santa Fe system
through New Mexico and Arizona, ar
irving at Los Angeles a. M. the fol-
lowing Sunday. The rate for double
lower berth through to the coast is IS
from st. Paul and Minneapolis. For
full information as to rates and berth
reservations, apply to agents or address
A. B. Cults, 6. P. ct A. Minneapolis
Mimi. Ala.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure
| E. w. Grove'e signature is on each box. 25c.
So pure-bred improved Yorkshiy
pigs for sale. Apply to VIM. Parker,
Delhi. dec l.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14
Getting a Move on Them.

Getting a Move on Them.
Hostess-Won't you sing something
for us, Miss Screecher?
Miss -Why-er-most Of
the guests have gone home, have they
not?
HOstess-Yes; but some of them seem
inclined to stay here all night.-Judge
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14
Burned His Bridges.

"What do you think of our author
friends success!"
Its the irony Of fate. After he has
gone on record to the effect that the
public is totally lacking in artistic dis
elimination and wants nothing but
trash he gets out book that makes
q universal it."-Washington Star.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14
A Clear Case.

Madge-Why does she at last own up
that they are in love?
Marjorie had to. They sat on
the sand yesterday and never noticed
the tide coming in until they were
drenched.-Smart Set.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14
Perfect Match.

"Mr. and Mrs. Scrappe are said to be
a perfect match"
Indeed, they are! The slightest fric-
ton will suffice to set off a domestic
confagration." = San Francisco Bulle-
tin.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-10-14
Getting DeSDerate.

Poet-I left little poem of mine
with you called 81 Would Live For
ever
Literary Editor = Well, let me tell
you that you won't if you leave any
more poems here.-Boston Transcript.
The Butte inter mountain., 1903-12-19
GOVERNOR AYC0CK
ON NEGRO TROUBLE
SAYS HIS SCHEME is TO DlSFRAN-
CHlSE BLACKS AS MUCH AS
IT is POSSIBLE.
AFTER THAT, LET HIM ALONE
Says It Is impossible That the Races
Should Be Upon Footing OF
Absolute Equality.
ny ASSOCIATED rkf IS.

Baltimore, Md. Dec. fg.-bovctnor
Aycock Of Nortll Carolina, speaking last
night NJ the banquet OF the North Caro-
lima society, said:
II am proud of my state because there
We have solved the negro problem, which
recently seems to have given us some
trouble. We have taken him out Of poll
ties and have thereby secured good govern
ment under amy party and laid iortihca-
tions Tor the future development oi both
races. We have secured peace aud rem
defed prosperity a certainty. am IN
,lined To give to you our solution oi ihis
problem. II is first, as far as possible
under the sth amendment. 10 dtsiranchisc
him: after that let him alone. quit writ
ing about him quit talking about him;
quit making him the white mans burden, :,
let him tote his own skillet. quit cod
ding him let him learn that 10 man. no
race. ever got anything worth the having
that he did not himself earn; that
character is the nitcome of sacrifice aud
worth is the result of toll that whatever
his future may he all the present has in
it for him nothing that is not
the product ot industry, thrift,
obedience to law and uprghtnoss: that
he can do much by work. that violence
may pfatify his passions. bat 1t canno, ae-
complish his ambition, that he may cat
rarely of the cooking of equality, but he
will always ind when he does. that there
is death in the pot. Let the negro learn
once for all thai there is undying separa
tion II the races; that the two peoples may
develop side hy side to the fullest. but
that they cannot iuterminplc. Vet the
white man determine that no man Shall
hy act OF thought or speech cross this line
aud the race problem will he at an end.
These thing, are not said in enmity
Ia the negro. but IN regard Tor him. He
constitutes one third Of the population OF
my state he has always been my personal
friend As lawyer. | have often de
Tended him. and rs governor ! have ire
uuently protected him. But there flows in
my Gins the blood Of the dominant race
that race that has conquered the earth and
seeks ont the mysteries of the heights and
depths. Bu, | would not have the white
people forget their duty TO the negro We
owe an obligation to the man in black :
we broligh, him here He served us we'll
lie is patient and teachabe We owe him
gratitude. Above all We owe him justice.
The Butte inter mountain., 1903-12-19
PACIFIC COAST FIRST
SENATOR FULTON SAYS TRADE OF
FUTURE WILL BE WITH THE
ORIENTAL COUNTRIES.
ny AssnclALln rl,rss

Washington, Dec. 10 In the senate
yesterday afternoon. Mr.. Fulton COrcD
took the floor to advocate the passage of
the bill providing for m appropriation for
the proposed Lewis and Clark Exposition.
lie believed the people would indorsc
the appropriation requested MS he believed
they had indorscd all previous appropria-
tions Of like character. The acquisition
OF the Oregon country had. he said. been
second III Importance only TO the acquisi-
ton OF the Louisiana territory and some
circumstances combine TO render il equally
important.
Mr.. Fulton also advocated assistance to
the Exposition OH the ground that il would
prove potent factor i'll the encouragement
OF our trade in Pacific waters. He pre-
dicted that the greatest expansion OF the
trade OF the United States in the future
would be in the Orient, and urged that no
measure should be neglected 10 encourage
the best relations with Eastern countries.
He believed these objects should commend
the bill 10 the senate and secure its
passage.
On motion OF Mr.. Mitchell. tie lixposi-
ton bill WAS referred to the committee OH
industrial expositions.
The Butte inter mountain., 1903-12-19
GERMAN COUNTESS
SECURES A DECREE
ISABELLA BRONSART Won SCHEL-
LENDORF AYERS THAT HER
SPOUSE is A VILLAIN.
SAYS HE IS UNFAITHFUL
Berlin High Life Stirred by Disruption Of
Prominent People-She Secured
the Divorce in Africa.
ny ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Berlin, Dec io.--Berln society is ex-
cited over the divorce Of Countess lsa
bella Bronsart Won Schcllendorf. nee
Adams. an American who will arrive on
the Hamburg American line steamer
Blucher next week
Nothing concerning the affair appeared
in the German newspapers until yesterday.
1t appears the countess married Lieut..
Won Schellcndorf. noblemau and nephew
oi former minister OF war, IN East
Africa. where he commanded one OF Ger.
manys stations. Various ru'nors regard
inp the marital affairs oi the couple have
been in circulation. bnt the countess has
said. according to the Iageblatt, that the
marriage was dissolved on her motion, on
the ground Of the husbands inhdelity and
that the court al Tanga. III German East
ern Africa, decided that he alone was
guilty.
A pamphlet rcciina the history Of the
case has been privately circulated among
the friends and relatives OF the countess
of which She is presumably the author
The Butte inter mountain., 1903-12-19
MOUNT TACOMA HAS
CHANGED ITS OUTLINE
Great Slides OF Rock Said to Have
Affected the Height.
ny ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Tacoma. NASH. Dec. io- An Olympia sre-
cial says s,ockman living near the base Of
Mount Tacoma reports that an immense rock
and landslide occurred on the mountain early
this week. lie claims that the slide has
changed the shape of the mountain TO per-
ccptiblc degree and reduced its height.
The first slide occurred Tuesday and was
followed by others of lesser magnitude until
Wednesday night. The roar and rumble Of
the successive falls o rock we're plainly audi
bic. lie says the altered conhguraton OF the
peak shows ihat hundreds OF acres OF rock
must have fallen.
1t Is not believed in Olympia generally that
the slide is great as appeared 10 the man
bringing the information. Those who are "a
miliar with the peak from having climbed -
the summit maintain that slide of that por.
ton OF the mountain would be impossible.
The Butte inter mountain., 1903-12-19
HUNTERS HOT SPRINGS

It is not necessary for residents of the
Northwest to go to the South and East for
hot water pleasure, and curative baths.
Near Springdale, Mont, on the North
ern Pacific, are Hunters Hot Springs,
temperature I4s degrees to I68 degrees
Fahr., flowing 1000 gallons per minute,
1000 feet above the sea, in the foothills
Of the Crazy mountains, overlooking the
Yellowstone river and valley. Good hotel,
cottages, bath houses, swimming pools.
Rates, $2.5o per day, $500 per week, in
Guiding paths.
Baths are good for all rheumatic, skin,
liver, kidney and stomach diseases. Ap-
pointments comfortable and satisfactory.
Special round trip railway rates from most
Montana point on the Northern Pacific
railway.
Nor information write ]. I. Mccormick,
Hunters Hot Springs, Mont, or call on
any Northern Pacific railway agent. w.
II. Mcrriman, general agent.
The Butte inter mountain., 1903-12-19
TO CALL IN HANNA
THERE is TROUBLE OVER PRICE TO
PAY WALTERS AT BIG NEW
YORK BANQUET.

New York Dec. Io.-A question OF pay
inu union wages to union walters Tor serv-
inp a banquet to he rendered by tile local
executive committee OF the Civic Fedora
,ion in the concert room OF Madison
Suuare Garden tonight. threatens 10 dis
rupt the function. and strong effort will
he made hy the union to secure the aid of
Senator Hanna IN adjusting the matter.
About 20 walters will he required. The
caterer applied to headquarters OF the
walters union for that number. but refused
to pay the union scale OF $3.50 Tor the
night work.
There were several fruitless conferences
and the union men threaten that unless inc
matter is adjusted they viii prevail upon
the invited labor leaders to abstain IRON
the banquet board
The Butte inter mountain., 1903-12-19
STANFORD BOYS POSITION
Gets a Good Place in Library Of Con-
ercss at $4,000 Year.
ny ASSOCIATED PRESS.

San Francisco. Dec. ro.-George Win
field Scott. class 'o6 of Stanford, has been
appointed chief of the newly created di-
vision OF law OF the library OF congress at
Washington. The position is an admins.
tra,ive one and the salary has been fixed
at $4,000 a year.
He will go to Europe in January in the
interests OF the government and will re-
main there about 10 months. after which
he will be dispatched to South America.
While he is abroad, he will be chiefly
busted with law work and the gathering OF
books for the library OF congress.
The Butte inter mountain., 1903-12-19
REMARKABLE CASE IN
THE ANNALS OF SURGERY
Boy Thought to Have Been Poisoned is
Found to Have Been Deformed.
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS.


Brookns, ), d., Dec, l9,-Surprisng results
have developed post'mortem examination
on the body OF William Nilsson, 81 years old,
who died after 10 days illness, apparently from
inflammation Of the stomach, The young man
bad said he had been poisoned. and, to satisfy
the family, postmortem was held.
The surgeon, found Il most peculiar dsplacc-
ment Of the internal organs. The operators
found an opening through the diaphragm and
a 1ilated stomach, nearly three times normal,
completely filling the left side OF The thoracc
cavity and taking the place OF the left lung.
There was no left lung only small rudimen
tary lung about one inch thick and three inches
square.
Lying under the stomach was found the
ascending and descending colon, with the
appendix attached in its usual place on the
lower end Of the colon and also in the thoracic
cavity. The heart was located on the lower
right side Of the thoracic cavity extending par
ael and next to the spinal column between the
second and fifth ribs.
The right lung was not OF normal size. There
is no question but that the anatomical NAL.
formation OF the different organs had existed
from infancy. The young man had never been
i'll, and this is the reason his peculiar con-
diiion had never been discovered. The case is
believed to be one Of the most remarkable in
the history OF surgery.
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Oyster cocktails, phone 75o-B; A. L.
The Butte inter mountain., 1903-12-19
WIFE HAS THE KEY
BUT SHE CANNOT GET INTO HER
OWN SAFETY DEPOSIT
BOX AT ALL.

Chicago. Dec. Io.--Althouph in posses
sion OF key TO a safety deposit vault,
Mrs. Clara irene Malcolm has not been
permitted TO open il to take charge of Sc
curties said to belong to her estate.
Her father. Cuthbert Laing had given
his daughter the key and told her, it is
said. that she might take possession OF the
securities. It seems he also notified the
officials Of the vault that 10 one should be
permitted TO open the box.
l.aing is asked for an accounting in All
estate valued at Sr35,ooo which belongs 10
his daughter.