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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-06-15

En- ell primer momento atordi6se
Ell discfpulo de sir G lillermo no
peLso mas que en- echar correr
tras Ventura hssta sin cam blar ia
trsie. pero en- seguida sc rehiz !.
domino la ref xi6n, J por la Fri
mera veE desde que halo q 81 Ia
signe maestro, no Sc le ocurri6 la
idea de Ire & cQosultar. SIN lss
dos de la madrugsds. pens6, 10
mas probable es que ell duque este
va scostado. Ess oaritia ada
caIeute, ess gons ado msleab e,
son para mf otros tantos ciertos
indicios de que Ventura sale de
squf 4. Cullen sabe. 81 estsba aGn
cuando vine hace IN momento.
81 al duque tiene en- su poder Las
cartss sera porque Ell bsndido no
perdi6 ell tempo. Q1ieD sabs. sin
embargo, ST ell duque M e,tara
acOstadO y sl Ventura hsbra qna-
rido penssrlo mejor. Me voy a Ia
plaza de Beanvau.
Y vOiviendo su tocs 1or canbi6
de traje, bastindole diez minotos
para conVertirse de pies cab,za
en- ell palafreuero john. Puesto q
no Tee0nocf Ventura es facil Que
81 tsmpoco me conorcs, So dijo, y
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-06-15

i dor conteba las fases por las Que
naois pasado la enfernedad del
/ caballo. y Veoturs sefIal6 con la
/ msuo un punt0 negro que el pobre
animal tenfa en- la tripa, en- Ell
sitio en- que le hsbian pinchado, Y
cuyo alrededor habfase produ
cido. cast 2 dfa declrss que en- al
acto. una infamaci6n que ss vefa
exteoder por M IN meut0s. Els al
carbunclo, dijo Veotuta.
DE csrbunclop repiti6 al pics
dor Psro sc6mo ha podido conta.
tagiarsep T dos los caballos estau
sanos y Tbrohtm no le sac6 nadis
de aquf. Hace tres dias que no
sale.
Ventura frunci6 ell entrecejo
Sc mostr6 muy preocupado: -Te-
neis confanZa en- todos loa mozos
de la caadra7 prfgunto al cabo.
En- todos, excepto en- uno Que
entr6 hoy.
-aY en- eli dss spedtdo?
-lGranujal murmuro ell picador.
rs muy caPsz de haberse querido
vengar porque lie despedfan; pero
no Sc puede dar mas que 10 que 90
tiene. y al Ell palatrenero SO 10 pc.
60 al caoalIo deoi6 ser porque 10
tenfa.
-Es cieSto. murmuro Ventura.
que crey6 que ell argumento no 10.
MA replica -lY ell sefIor dueue
vino YER ell caballoy
Dos veces duraute la tsrds.
~ 10 toe6?
-Varias yecss lie seco la bahs
con 81 pafiuelo Al OR eato 40 es
trem meci6, Ventura. AAdem&s, ana.
did ell picador, en- los primeros mo
mentos no Sc podfa arrimar nadis
q ibraAina. porque mordfa y cocoa
ba. y 1aicamente Sc acerc0 ef seflor
duque.
-iCon tal cue no le haya NOR
didoi exciamo ell ccchero.
Al contrarlo. lie lsmI0 muchas
veces.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-06-15
BTBLIoTEoA DE <LA DEMooRACrA

prudentemente metio en- los b Isl
Hos I'm par de psxtolas. saliendt
despusS de Su casa msrchandoss
al hotel de Chateau III aiily.
Tenfa este una puertecilla de
escape para los ctiados de todas
classes pudiesen entrar y salir to-
das horas de la noche; y esa puer-
ia, ca vez de campanilla 6 timbre,
tenfa IN aldab6n de hierro des-
de su cana La abrfa un moZo de
cuadrs por medic de una cuerda
Llam6 Rocambole dando un golpe
y SO abri6 la pue ia. Durants ell
dfa, y despues de haber pinchado
al caballo arabe CON Ell slf1 er enve-
nenade, march6se Rocam bole de
las cuadras con Ell pretexto de ir en-
busca de sus ropas 6 casa de un
tratsnte de caballos dc la calle de
lns Eoluses Saint Martin en- donde.
ssgtn decfs estado sirviendo algu-
dfss No volvere hssts la no
che. diio q otro de les palafreueros,
y le rogo que Sc encargase de hacsr
el servicio por 6l.
Sc habfa marchado con intan
ci0n de no volver, y. como Sc We,
proporcion6, antes de irss un pre-
texto plausible para el regreso. Los
mozos de cuadra dormfau en esta
en- sobradillos hechos encima de
las pesebreras y q ese sitio Sc en-.
camin6 john. ID mismo QUE Ven.
tura, VIC luz. y como Ell; oyo voces
y ruido. lBahl psns5. Sc conocs
que al pobre Ibrahim em pieza a po
nerse malo.
Entro y yio que 81 hip6tssis era
fundada, porque ell picador, ell co.
ehero y uno de los mozos de cuadra
rodesbau Ia pesebrera del caballo
enfermoy examinabsn este con
muchs atenci6n.
Rocam bole &c acerc6 sin hacer
nins1o ruido y sin que nadie OBJ
servase su presencia. y oy6 a Ven.
tnra que haolaba con el picador,
sm pleando pa labras iDglesas
francesas mezcladas de In manera
mas caprichosa que imsgins rse
puede, de tai msnera que nos IA.
mitaremos & traduoirlo. EI pica.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-06-15
ha venido slguno. SSera IN la
dr6n2 ISerS VenGurAp

ha venido alguno. tSera IN la
dr6nP SSera Ventura?
Fij6 ls mirada en- Ia libreiis y
VIC Ell libro que una hora antes
ocultabs los dos documentos que
en- aquel momentO ouizas llevab8
Ventura al senior de Chatesu-Ma
lily Tudo parecfa estsr sllf en- or.
den y que nsdie habfa tocado ell
tomo del QnJOte. Acerc6ss al niue
hlecitO de BOule y 10 abri6. Al ha
cerlo encontr0 Ia llave esa ltgera
reststencia que indics una msno
ejeTcitada que una llaVe que no es
20 ordinsria entr6 en la cerradura.
Han alberto esta papelera, sc
diio, y SO spresur6 reRistrsrls.
Como sc recordara, hsbfa eDc0n-
trado Ventura en- la papelera una
bolsA couteniendo slgunos lutses,
una cartera con algunas cartss di
rijidss al sefior Federico y algunos
objetos de pocI vaior, IN puf1sl
que recopocio Y que Sc guard6 en-
ell bolsillo, y dej6 TODD 10 demss,
incluso el dinero. 10 que constitute
un Rcto de verdadera abnegaci6u.
La desaparicidn del pun4l llam6
la atenci0n dc Rocsmbole, 10 mis-
mo que huhiesen deiado Ell dinero.
-lOhl ex,lsm0 No es IN ladr6n
vulgor ell que hs entrsdo squf.
Y absDdon0 Ia Papelera para
vOlver al oormitorio.
Han eStado cslentan9o sgus.
Ne dijo ponienio Ia mano So5re la
lam Parits.
Pc spara que? Esta psegunts
hiZo que instsntsneamente Queda-
sc como deslum brado por una nue.
va idea Fl aqua caliente sc EN-
plea para despegar las cartas ce
rraias p0r uns oblea, y por ell mis-
mo prccedimifn nto Sc des2egan \
tambien las hojas d. IN libro p5gs.
DO con gcma 8 cola &c boca.
Abrio apresursdamente Ia hi
= cogi6 Ell tomo del Qu3o II
e, dominsudole, al hacerlo, uu
presentimiento Por mucho
lue fuese la habllidad de Ventura
, grsnde Ell cnIdado que empIe6
sara despegsr las hojas, no pudo Il
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-06-15
HOTEL. {, :. t,))LI,TIM-.Po g :, TI..Mtl-.P
80 N E' a. gs&' g.

a 1s gf1Nucos pE sAfS Juan
El u1e5or hotel en es&s elt1ns.
EspIsod.da ventii&ci6u, P@rqne,
isrdio8s y Kioeco ( Ii ingIssa.
ExcslSn1s aervicfo do caErua1@s'
Precioa u1odersdos Se hae@n re'
duccionss para fanliliaF. Alum
bpz4O viActri3, r1udoFuo
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
Gettysburg Battlefield and Washington.

The tour will leave New York 7.55
a. m. and Philadelphia 10. 20 p. m.
Saturday, September 20, in charge of
Ia Pennsylvania Railroad Tourist
Agent, and will cover a period of six
days. An experienced chaperon,
whose especial charge will be unes-
corted ladies. will accompany the
party throughout. Round-trip tickets,
covering transportation, carriage
drives, and hotel accommodations,
will be sold at the extremely low rate
of $22 from New York, $2t from Tren-
ton, $40 from Philadelphia, and pro-
p%ortionate rates from other points.
For itineraries and full information
apply to ticket agents Tourist Agent,
6 Fifth avenue, New York; 4 Court
street, Brooklyn; 7S9 Broad street,
Newark, N. j.. or address Geo. W.
Boyd, General Passenger Agent, Broad
street station, Philadelphia.
1886 9-14-5t-o. e. W.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
THE HIGHBALL IN WAR.
Potency of the American Thirst Rem
edy Illustrated in a Panama
Revolution.

Our esteemed neighbor, Panama
places the world under emphatic obliga.
tons by producing something novel in
the way of revolutions. The government.
al CONFUSION the other day was due, not
to a general uprising or disaffection in
the army, but to the untamed thirst OF
Gen. Varquez Cobos, relates the Phila-
delphia North American.
The gallant mar was led by some light
hearted person to tamper with the Amer
lean highball. Possessing a tempera-
ment attuned to the i%nnocuous beverages
OF France and Spain, he made a fatal err
ror in attempting to harmonic with
it the seductive drink offered by Eel
Americana" and the resulting discord
was frightful.
After the first one the general was
more impressed with the dignity and
power OF his position than he had ever
been before in his career. After the sec
ond he decided that he was the savior Of
his country, or ought to be. The third
brought to him visions of an oppressed
Panama, and the fourth and fifth fired
his martial heart to deeds Of patriotic
valor.
Straightway he assembled the army,
oVerthreW the government, chased the
governor to the woods-and fell asleep.
When he awoke he was under arrest, and
is still in ~seclusion trying to find out
what happened.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
THE EASTERN LEAGUE.
Jersey City is a Sure. Winner this Season
Closes Saturday.

The race for the pennant in the
Eastern League has continued close
and exciting until this, the last week
of the season, which closes on Satur-
day. Buffalo plays three games with
Jersey City, at the West Side Park
grounds, the series ending OH Wednes.
day. Jersey City will close its seaso
at home on Thursday and Saturday OF
this week with Newark.
First place is settled beyond a doubt.
II Jersey City, the leaders, lose all
the scheduled games this week and
Buffalo wins all, the Jersey team will
still be in first place.
Baltimore, with which team Fred
Burchell is pitching, now holds fourth.
Toronto is third while Newark is
pushing Baltimore hard.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
Staten island Rapid Transit R. R.
335 State Street

Time Table in effect on and after May II, 1903
Perth Amhoy to New York Leave foot Of
smith st. daily except Sundays and Legal
Holiday 5 15, 6.l2. 6.58, 7.35, 735, 8 O5, 5 55
9.55, 1885, and II. So a m. IL IS, l 55 go, 3.55,
4.30 $50, 6.47, 7.55, S.55, 9.55, l1.2O P. NJ,
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
6.65, 7.55, $50, 9.25, 1905, 1885 u. 55 A. M. 1885,
l.55,2.55 3.55, 4.55, 5.35, 6.I5, 655, 7.S5, S.l5.9.l5,
New York to Perth A~mboy:-Leave foot of
Whitehall st. daily except Sunday and Legal
Holidays, 1875, 6 SO, s O0, 900, 1000, 11.00 a. m.
1900 10 l 80, 2.30, $3.50, 4. 80. $40, $50 5.45,
6.35, 7.SO, $50, 10. 90, Ills +12.25.
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
Leave New York 05, 800, 9 .f0. $50, 1929, ii 90,
~ m 100, 30, 3tG, 400, 500, 500, 6.S5,
7.15, 7.55, 8.S5, 9.35, 1890, 11.45,p,m.
Ferry between Perth Amboy and Tottenville-
leave Perth Amboy daily x5. Is, x6. II, 6.32,
Kills. a. m. x12.55, H .55, 2'2u, x2 50, 1855,
x4 80, x5 81, 600, x6 A. rs, X. 55,xS So, x9.55,
1910 xii .20,p M. 1910 am.
Sundayssnd Legal Holidays . 6.l5, x6'55 KISS,
Ks. so, x9.2o, xI .05, 0.30, x10.5t, K II So. a. u.
x12.55, XII SIS, x2. 55,x 355, x4.55, Ks. 35, x6 Is,
x6. So. x7.$. xS.15 x9.l5, 9.35, xiO 30. ll,2o,p.m'
12.15,a. m.
Leave Toltenville daily x1. 80, 5.55, 622, 6.42
H 10. 7.50 x8. Is, xii x10.05, 1910 xii .05 q.
m. x12.05, Il. 05, x2 .05, p IS, x3.4O, 4.10, gao,
Ks A., x6.1s, x6.55, K 7.40, x643, x9.4O. 1929
KILL p. m. x12. Is, i. 80 A. NJ.
x9.05, 9.40. xl0.l5, x1O.46, x11.35, a. m. x12 Is,
y G51o 10 xS&
x7.iO,x7.50 xS.3J, xa.22, x9 50, xlO.4 As. XII 40 p,
m XII Alp m. x12.55,a.m.
illegal holidays only'
xTrain Connect
]. VAN SMITH, p. Il. CASSIDY,
Receiver GeD'l Traffic Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
COLLEGE FOOTBALL.
Candidates out for Practice and Material
Shows up in Form.

College football teams are getting
down to work and some general idea
of their strength can now be had.
At Princeton about thirty five men
reported for the first hard practice of
the season. Nearly all of the men
were old players. for the new material
is not expected to come out until next
Wednesday, when the entrance ex-
amfnations will be over. The first
practice game with the scrub will be
played or Wednesday.
Yale's first week of football practice
closed Saturday with thirty-six candi-
dates on hand to open the season.
This squad, which is much smaller
than usual, will be augmented this
week by the new arrivals among the
freshmen, but there is no probability
that many new men of promise will
then appear. Yale this year has re-
ceived from the schools hardly any
men of reputation.
Captain Marshall, of Harvard, made
a careful study of his material during
the past week, and has come to the
conclusion that he can turn out quite
as strong an eleven as the one that
represented the Crimson last year, and
he hopes to have a better one. Mar.
shall has been cheered by the news
that three of last years varsity will
return to Cambridge and take part in
the game this season.
The centre trio at Columbia, while
not exceptionally heavy, are clever
players, and Smythe snaps the bal
we'll and can fight like a demon. The
line guards, Aigeltinger and Whit
we'll, are tall and powerful. They
have both played football severa
years and have regulations for aggres
siveness.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
CRESCENTS PRACTICE.

The Crescents were out for practice
on the Smith street enclosed grounds
yesterday afternoon. They are get
ting ready for a game which they will
play Saturday afternoon on the new
diamond on the grounds of the Perth
Amboy Amusement Company. Their
opponents will be a pick up team of
some of the best local players. The
battery for the Crescents Will be Cos.
tello and Cleary,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
FOR YACHT BUILDING.
New Rules Issued by Committee of Lloyds
Register of Shipping.

The committee of Lloyd's Register
of Shipping has issued it's new rules
for the building and classification of
wood, steel and composite yachts.
A new scantling basis has been
adopted for all types Of yachts, in
which the length of the "bilge
diagonal" has been introduced in
order to insure that the finer yachts
shall have a smaller scantling than
those of fuller form.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
As 1t Is Written.

Young Lady lin bookstore)-I would
Like something in the way of a novel
hat is really interesting.
Proprletor-Something on the roman
tic order or something realistic?
(Which would you recommend"
ooh, it's merely a matter of personal
taste. In the romantic novel the hero
and heroine marry in the last chapter
after all their troubles are ended and
live happily ever after, while in the re-
alistic they double up in the first chap
ter and then their troubles begin."-
Chicago Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
THE FACTORY LEAGUE.
Meeting Tonight to Further Discuss and
Complete Arrangements.

w. A. Mccoy, president of the
Raritan Copper Works first team, has
issued an invitation for the manager
of all the local factory teams to attend
a meeting which will be held at his
home on Kearney avenue at 8 O'Clock
tonight. The meeting is called
to discuss thoroughly, and make plans
for the factory league team. If the
meeting tonight is successful, another
meeting will be held within a few
days, the league will be formed,
officers and directors elected and gen.
eral plans mapped out.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
READING BY 8TEM
NEW JERSEY CENTRAL
Corrected to Sept IS 1908
TRAINS LEANE PERTH AMR0Y

FOR New York, Newark and Elizabett al
500 Mondays excepted to New Yors
8 81, II is. a. M, IL. SO 1 10, 322 $50, 50q
5 20, z DO, 8 03, 9 SIS, p. m. Sundays, 3 10, 3 81
a. m. 8 20, 9 AZ, p. m.
For Philadelphia and Trenton via BoaLd
Brook, z II, $50, II IS, 1l.59 a m l 10, 8 90 p. II
sundays, 9 81 a. IN. 5 30 p. m.
For Long Branch. ocean Grove. etc. 507
9 30, q. m. i2.22, 2N, 8 SO, 4 al 5 Is, G 80, Red
Bank (only) 19, (12.S6 Mondays excepted
onlyl p. ms Sundays 955, a, III. 4 81 p. m
For Freehold, 8 ca, . 90 a. M, 1879 si27, 61i
p. m.
P. M. For South Amboy 2 ii, 9 20 a. NJ a., 8 So
4 ii p m. 5 Is, 5.52 9.29.
Through tickets TO I'll points at loweeEfatt
may be had on application In advance 60 Il
ticket sgent at the station.
W. g. BEsLER, vice-Pres. & General Manage
@. NJ. Bua7, General Passenger Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
RARlTAN TRACTION co.
Time Table in Effect Sept. Is, 1902.

Cars leave Metuchen for Perth Anboy and all
points East to Boynton Beach at 5 and IS minu-
tes past each hour from 6 a NJ. to S.So p. NJ, and
from 8 80 to 11.35 p. m. at IS minutes past the
hour.
Cars leave Keasbey School for Metuchen at 5
and So minutes past each hour from a. NJ .
$50 p m. and every hour from s to l3o p. m.
Cars leava Kcssbey for all points East every
Is minutes
Cars leaves Bridge at Woodbridge Creek for
Keasbey at foot OF Smith Street every ~ MIMI
ties from 6.15 a. m, 10 ii As p. m.
Cars leave Bridge at Woodbridge Creek for
Metuchen on the even hour and half hour from 3
a. m. to z 80 p. m. and on the half hour only
from 7.S0 co II p. m.
Cars leave Staten Island Ferry for Metuchen
and Keasbey School at Is and AS minutes past
each hour from IA. m. to s p. m. and from 8 to
l p. m. at 48 minutes only and for heasbey at
foot OF Smith Street at 8 and SO minutes past the
hour.
Cars leave Staten Island Ferry for Bridge at
Woodbridge Greek at II, %, ii and Sc minutes
past each hour from 6 q. m. to II p. NJ.
WIN. g. ROCK
Superintendent
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the pre-
lim1nary map and the estimated cost
of grading of East avenue was filed
in the office of the City CLERK on
August 21st, 1908. All persons deslr-
ing to demonstrate against such pro-
posed improvement should do so within
twenty days from the date of this
notice.
JOHN F. REILLEY,
City CLERK.
Dated September 9, 1908.
"a 1904 9-14-2W.2t g. W..
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
L.EHIGH VALLEY kAlLhUAH

LEHlGH VALLEY kAILttOAD
Time Table In effect Aug. 9, 1908
Stations in New York, foot OF UortIandt, De.
brOssee n " est 2Srd streets, Psnna R.
Ferries,
TRAINS LEAVE STATE STREET STATION
FOR NEW YORK.
$40, 500 am 4 20 pm. i.SO pm daily connects
VIII way train for Bound Brook, Mauch ChunA
Weatherly, Hazelton Pottsv1lle and intermedi
ate points.
FOR SOUTH PLAIN FIELD.
$40. 500, a. m. 1.sO, 4. 20, p. NJ. So DAYS
IS a. m 100. 6.16 p. M
FOR OTHER POINTS
SEQ a. m. Daily Except Sunday Connect with
traiu express tor kasJon, Bethlehem Allen
town, Pottsville, Buffalo, Nisgsro Fails and chi
cago. Parlor Car New York to Buffalo, con-
meets with local train for all points east OF
Mauch Chunk.
s.35 a. m. Sundays only. Express train for
Pennington Jet.
40 p. IN. Daily Except Sunday Express fol
for wilkes Barre, Scranton, Hazelton,
and principal intermediate stations.
6.15 p. III. Sundays only Through train fof
Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Suspension Bridge
and Chicago, tor New York.
TRAINS LEAVE SOUTH PLAINEIELI
FOR PERTH AMBOY.
go, a. NJ. 3.45, 500, $50, p. m. Sundays
10. IS a. M, 500, $50 II. m. Trains arrive Perth
Ambov-9.30 a. m, $40 4.05, 5.25, $40 p. m. Sun
day, 1857 a. m, 6. Rs, $40 p. m.
Tickets sold to all Western oints
For further information apply to tickle
agents.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
Koumanian Petroleum.

The production Of petroleum in
Rcumania has grown from $4,000 tons
in 1893 to 10000 tons in 1903. Three
companies practically control the en-
tire industry. Kerosene and gasoline
go principally to Germany, Great
Britain, Norway, Bulgaria and France,
while the greater part Of the exports
of crude oil is taken by Austro-
Hungarian reineries.-Trade Journal
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
willing to Aid.

Young Wife - The minister wants
every woman in the congregation to
earn something for the church by
her own labor, and 1 don't know
, what in the world to do.
Husband-You spoke about need
ing a new dress, and
Wife-Oh, yes, 1 never thought of
that. I'll get the dressmaker to pay
me so much an hour while I'm being
fitted and then she can charge it in
the bill.-N. Y. Weekly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
CADETS FOOTBALL PRACTICE.

The st. Aloysius Cadets football
team will be out for practice Saturday
afternoon on Boyer's field. This will
be the first time they have been on
the gridiron this year. The cadets
have some good material to choose
from and when the team meets some
Of the local teams it will be a first
rate game.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22

Optician-You will find that these
glasses will amply correct your de-
fective vision.
Mr.. Highmore-I am not aware, sir,
that my vision needs any correcting. I
an getting these glasses because 1
wish to see better-that is all, sir
Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22

"The idea of sending children to
bed early to punish 'em!" exclaimed
Mrs. Cossel, who was discussing her
relatives. THAT isn't any way to
erect them"
"Of course it isn't" answered her
husband. "If you want to convince
'em that you NEAR business, make
'em get up an hour or so earlier in
the morning."-Tit-Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
The Cheerful Gfyer,

"Ya-s. brer'en," said B'rer Jaspar,
as he closed the book, "De Lawd Tub
de cheerful giver. Las Sun'y, B'rer
jenkins dun glib so cents to pay TO-
whitewashin' de pastors fence, an
de Lawd Tub him so he dun took him
home to glory to-day. Y. Times..
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
PORitiYelY RrrfNI.

Husband wish | knew where |
could find a buried treasure.
Whichever mind, dear, I'm youn
treasure.
Husband-Yes, but you are not
buried.-ChicagO Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
Over the Back Yard Fence.

Eyes, this line fence ought to be
fxed-l1l own that"
"You mean you'll acknowledge t."
/ swell, what's the d~ifference?"
\ "A good deal. Ysu own the mean
I est lot of chickens in the neighbor-
Nood, but you won't acknowledge it."
Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
HEART DISEASE =?

Quick pulse, palpitation of the heart,
short breath, swimming head-terribly
frightened? No danger-simply symp-
toms of Dyspepsia.
Try DR.. Deane's Dyspepsia Pills and see
how quickly this kind of heart disease
disappears. White wrapper if consti-
pated, yellow if bowels are regular. At all
druggists, 25c.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
An Exchange of Kisses.

Gerald - You remember that you
bet me a kiss on the election?
Geraldine - Yes, but I understand
that an official count will be required
to decide the result.
Gerald-Well, I'll pay the bet now,
and if it turns out later that / have
won, you can pay me back.-Brook-
lyn Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
Out West.

"Have you an improvement associa-
ton in this town." asked the stran-
ger.
well, we don't call it that" replied
1 the old inhabitant, "but a lot of us
egits together every little while and
hangs somebody."-Chicago Record
Herald.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22

Patience-Gracious. dear! No one
would ever know you in that hat!"
Patrice-Good; then I'll wear it
when the milliner ome to try to
collect her bill" - Yonkers States
man.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
Junior Mines.

The Little Eastons defeated the
Railroad Jacks, yesterday afternoon,
on the land company diamond by a
score of 8 to 6. Tomorrow afternoon
they will play again.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
ON KEASBEY DIAMOND.

The Delta baseball team will play
Saturday afternoon on the Keasbey
Diamond with a scrub team. The
game will be called to order at 3
o'clock. The battery for the Deltas
will be Oleson and johnson.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
NOTICE.

intends making application 10 the Board of
Excise Commissioners of he City of Perth Am
boy. at their next meeting, for a license to
keep a hotel with the privil ge of selling malt
and spirituous liquors in the City of Perth Am
boz, and in thA house owned by L.. c.. N. Brog-
ger, on state n, HANS LEHMAN.
3503-a ID ct cd W.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-22
An InsinuatfOn.

81 say, JONES'" said Smith, "what
did you give for that horse?"
my note" replied Jones.
"Well," rejoined Smith, you GER
tainly got a bargain."-Chicago Daily
News.