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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

/ Once upon time it was argued that
| woman's brain was not the equal of
| mans. That she had intelligence was
granted, but nobody expected her to
think like a man, or even approa ch
him in mental attiaments. There has
been change! Not In woman's brains,
but In the worlds appreciation of her
ability. AT the great colleges and
in the high schools of the country
women are taking honors with ease
Young men are no longer the stars.
In Boston, few days ago, fifteen
women and one lonesome man were
admitted to college society, where
the credentials for membership de-
pended ON the candidates high stand
ing in colleges studies. what be-
comes Of these women college grad
uatesT' somebody asks. Bless your
innocence! The majority Of them par
ade their learning for a little while,
enjoy the distinction that comes with
a diploma and degree, and then they
marry. They make fine wives and
mothers-knowledge never was and
never can be bar to happy home
life. Just as likely as not the Vassar
girl will wed some big fellow who
has grammatical paralysis, ard die
tates all his letters to hide his lame
spelling. OF course, every woman has
her dreams, at some time in her life.
She has planned career that would
mean fame, in big letters; and later
she exchanges marriage and a hap
Diness that is real for a dream that
was perfect, because it was a dream.
She keeps her diploma. 1t fs up in
the dresser drawer. with the bunch of
old love letters, the baby's first shoes
and the curl that was saved when his
hair was cut. Those are all parts of
her romance. They belong to the past,
the Joy that can be lived over in men,
ory. Once in while there Is an
afternoon when the children are out at
play, the house is still and she steals
up to the chamber and looks at her
treasures, one by one. A man wouldn't
do that. His nature isn't fine enough.
1t is woman's joy. Perhaps, when
she puts the letters and the curl and
the tiny shoes and the diploma back
In safe hiding, there are tears In her
eyes. There are no regrets for what
might have been. She Is fulfilling
destiny as 1t was planned, and her
life story tells what becomes Of most
of the college girls
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

was quicker in Its descent. ne 1afhler
uttered cry of dismay and the pho
tographer gave me a look OF pam
which clearly Indicated his fear that
there would he no photographs taken
that day. After our guide had dlsap-
peared over the ledge and reached the
bottom, the photographer followed him,
anxious no doubt to discover what
was broken. When the primitive lad
der oscillated no longer beneath his
weight | went slowly and silently
down, landing safely in about three
inches of mud. | found my colleague
busiIy engaged in cleaning the broken
camera stand.
Good thing 1t wasn't the camera
he remarked and agreed,
1t had been 100 degrees in the sun up
above, for the day was particularly
fine. Down here it was cold, damp, dark
and uninviting; SO cold that | shivered
in my ,shirt-sleeves, for had left my
coat above; so damp that | developed
violent cold next day; and so black
that out of the circle of light that came
down the shaft one could not have seen
ones hand before ones eyes had 1t
been held there. Our guide shouted,
and his voice, being in keeping with his
stature, filled the blackness, rumbling
away down the many arteries leading
from where we were standing and com
ing back again from a dozen different
directions. In answer to his call there
presently danced in the dark void
ahead Of us a couple of lights.
They heralded the approach Of a
couple of "champignonnistes," who,
emerging from Their habitual gloom,
disclosed themselves as short, dark in
diViduals, of none too prepossessing ap-
pearance, attired, with but scant re-
gard for the temperature, in blue cot
ton trousers, blouses, and "sabots."
Their coats they had discarded. Look
ing at the condition of the ground |
envied them their substantial foot-cov-
erings, and the more so when, later,
found myself wading through a verit-
able mOraSs of Shiny sand.
Provided with lights-small round
lamps fixed on the ends of
sticks and encountered with the pho
tographic materials, we moved forward
and then the real torture of the ex-
perience began.
minds your heads" said the guide.
Bend your backs! Prenez garde lar
in alarm, as the bewildered photo
grapher was about to dispute the solid
ity of the ceiling above. We bent our
backs, bent ourselves nearly double in
fact, and yet felt our heads scrap
ing the roof of the passage; and bent
and cramped like this we We're for two
mortal hours. I said that the place
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

Human mothers are not the only
ones who want their baby baskets
daintily trimmed. A woman In Gene
SEQ, N. Y, missed two lace collars that
she had put on the grass to dry. She
put out q third the next day, hoping
to catch the thief. To her surprise, a
robin came after it, and carried it to
her nest in an apple tree, and wove it
In with the other two that were to
surround her young when they were
Matched. II the other birds follow this
new fashion, lace collars will soon be
at premium in that part of the
country. w = ,,,. g.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

Muscle Comes, Mustache Co.'s
Tucked away in an uptown III
street under the shadow of a toWeFlasA
hotel is an athletic trainer who ges
from all his clients the liberal sum y
$50 a week to keep them in good phls
zeal condition. They are a credit Y
him and look as II his services wen I
worth the money. They grow sfolsH
as a matter of course, the fat are Z
duced in bulk and the thin naas
plumper. But there is one other pHs
liarity of their training which I " !
so much a matter Of course. lAR
the tendency of all the trainer "
ents to dispense with their mustaengs
after they have had course OF w
under him. He is the determine
enemy of the mustachc. He Delssa
1t insanitary and a survival OF W.
primitive days in which mem laes
We're covered with hair.
The trainer talks elOquently ol "
impossibility of keeping mtslas4
entirely clean, especially when ".
smokes. During the few minutes
daily exercise that his system feaun's
the trainer talks on many supls's
His conversation covers a WIDE faHss
But one subject always reappeals (
never neglects the unhealthtullsss,
the mustache. So his patients, 4 So
are to be called that, come % ha's
certain distaste for the mustass
even If they have worn one TOT 'sa Az
When he sees a sign of weakness s s
trainer sticks to the attack. y 81
ward the end of their training -
it generally happens that tils ~
tache disappears. Some patterns u ~,
withstood the trainers arguln Am
But most of them emerge from a mi
course Of treatment stronger anu s VI.
newly shaved upper lips that ae I'M
sciously stiff after years OF seeiu ssr
under the sheItering mustaene $
York Sun.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

a prosperous business man sends his
son to college and finds a place for
him in his counting-room when the son
graduates, and the road to success is
open to such one. But In the case
of the graduate whose father has no
place to offer him and who has no
capital to embark in trade there are
serious difficulties. When he applies
fote employment he generally finds as
his rival the boy who was never edu-
Gated beyond the grammar school, who
went into the counting-room at the age
OF IL or is years at q few dollars a
week. This boy has been learning the
business while the college man Is at
his books. and when the latter has
graduated the latter inds that the boy
OF his age has completed his appren-
tieeghip and is In the possession of a
coed position, The college man who il
over 81 years of age Is not ordinarily
willing to begin with the duties and
wages OF the 12-year-old lad, and this
is often the only place open to him.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12
Britain's Postal Banks.

The fact is odd: The postofice saw
ings banks of Great Britain are tech
nieally insolvent. Their deposits at
the end of the year were y$7OO, 600, 900.
their assets only about $3.50, 900, 900.
Nobody worries abous a little thing
like that; the government Is response
BILE. or course, the discrepancy rose
from the high prices the department
was forced to pay for national bonds
before the Boer war. The lowering
of the rate of interest allowed Is an
obvious cure. The postal banks were
authorized In 1861 and nearly 100000
600 were deposited the first year.
Some later developments are curious.
BY the slip" system sum so small
as 2 cents can be deposited. Deposits
can be withdrawn by telegraph.
School saving banks are recognized,
but are not successful, owing to the
superior attractions Of sweets as n
medium of investment. A feature
of the postal banks is that through
their agency depositoPs can buy small
fractional portions of government
bOndS.-New York World.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12
SAYING a WORD FoR An 4 1 !.
Missouri Animal Shown i. MI.
Points of ExcelIa,os t's y Y alas

W. AN@GGlkEUfAs
IN many respects the nude |,
noblest beast that has been nIa,s u
der mans dominion, but unin,, NJ
Guile for some unaccountahlo 1ss
marked the long-sufferlng bruta N
own ana by obscuring bis NAM
tues and playing upon his flaw Al,
and idlosyncrasies has comnooa n
since the day he was JtiscovsySJ 4
Anah in the wilderness to nv Nj
the torture of a false and slanfsnl
report. At last, however NJ ( Il.
restored to his proper position Il II
social and economic world.
IN truth the mule, If be hanpas3 Il
be a Missouri product, IL galt,ssll
beautiful and lovely beast. For n
eral all around purposes, Id eolpmsI
son with the horse, mules are MI
rior. They are easy and chem
raise, easy to sell and hard II NM
ish. They go to the market III
and bring bigger profits for the M
work and money expended III Mil
ing than any other stock. Time MI
hard work have less effect npOn mi
than upon any other kind q fea8
Disease rarely touches them. AIM
sity and hard knocks make mi
stronger and tougher.
A mule does not wither Or WeaEll
with age. The process Of years iii
ply turns his coltish freshness 70 al
templative sedateness, his silver
voice to a raucous roar and his III
streperous heels to the paths &
peace. = His habits, as they are III
te1 understood, are less feaEed Vii
more appreciated. He is tractlhs
gentle, sympathetic and very INTEL
gent. When well treated he loves b
master, as Sancho, the companion i
Don Quixote, and many old negoesi
the South have proved.
He eats little and requires 10 sid
ter and tolls to the bitter end viii
out complaint Or fatigue. lie QUeal
understands the whims Of bis drive
and will go and can be guided wlth99
whip or rein. He is a dynamo
hide, an engine on hoof-a perfect aa
chine in flesh and blood which rafaB
gets out of order or temNer.--kana
City Journal.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

A Washington inventor claims to
have perfected device whereby pure
water can be burned for heating pur-
poses. So many Of these startling an
nouncements have been made by the
inventors Of late that the public will
be inclined to receive this one with
more or less doubt, but II it should
turn out that method has really been
invented through which water may be
decomposed and ita gaaes fired without
the introduction Of heat from burning
coal, wood or other common kinds Of
fuel, 1t viii pay people to begin buying
up the small lakes and streams now
before the syndieates begin to get op-
tons
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

The Kaiser is throwing so many
bouquets at ua OF late that we can
hardly take our eyes of, him. There
is a man who can write a song, set it
to music and sing 1t. He can paint
picture, frame 1t ana crittcise the
critics who praise OF condemn 1t. He
can write drama. stage it. act 1t and
give critiqus upon it. He is the best
horseman In Europe and one Of the
most expert yachtsmen. He talks
fiuently IN i've modern languages. He
plays chess and poker and at the latter
can hold not only his own, but some
of the other fellows. He understands
engineering and is an expert In electri-
city. He is theologian and has COM
posed a prayer. He can command a
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

ship Of regiment, a feet or an army
He can discuss horse breeding with
General Thomas He can talk cattle
breeding with A. A. Cortelyou He is
an ideal cook. He makes speeches that
3startle the world. He ID alitterateur.
He is . friend Of rich and poor. He
thraras the guitar and plays the organ,
He is multimillionaire. He crushed
Bismarck; then, when the chancellor
was old and helpless, nursed aud pet.
ted him.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

ana presses !, the nasrIsI.
even height ii front = y
!. i 6 always provided With
me spa Wn II sown It'll III
the beds must ssst ilay,. IS. sslnpes HI
degrees II y degrees ss
der We hati been soIs Y
sleeyes) The spawn sa,. u eui
u eovered with sand Is ss,s li6
two Of three days sfh q q, lhs1 u
literally Watered. Ii.I
months the 'buttons ,,,,1,. y II
through then graduaIIy I, elE
come S, ! I. covered !, with Wllite I,es,,a a
. o !. @ !. attaining the reaaIra N.Y. al
lected for market. ua i, " s'ss "
mere Yields four kiIos i gs19E
g., g the ,s,l ieasts the proprlsso, ! s Y
nas little occasion to 81 AN Y g
ita creation and care s,e s,'sarfa
outlay q three francs, Wa psal y
vest only fetehes fran M -, ] y lAs i \
!, Winter is the best sesss, ", Y
champignonniste. Tbsn ss y s
seot told me, be sends & No., "
Few than one hundred ha j. y 'seF
which means LOO kllos mi I
the other seasons 4'ls Gilll
baskets Or 40 kills. il III INV " y y
- me production 81 this pere ,s W.
vest thousands Of worln,a, s4 Y
pioyment round Paris aims "
pass their days In damp IN " WE,
with only spiders and aias y. asl Y
9hem company, and VET seem &,
perlenee no evil effects Is the rsss \
their strange surroundings 'ss'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

Now that the remains Of q man in
Oklahoma have been identified" as
those of John Wilkes Booth, the
chances Of finding Charley Ross and
ascertaining the name Of the man who
struck Billy Patterson have been i'm
measurably improved. r {
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

Strange as 1t may seem, there has
come to this nation Of ours no calamity
against whose results the American
heart and purse has not been suff1ci-
ent. When 1t was the Chicago or Bos-
ton fires, the JohnStown or Mississippi
foods, the American sense Of brother.
hood has flung wide the lids of our
treasure boxes and the salve of succor
has flown out to the needy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

Emerson advised people to hitc;
their wagons to star. A Chicago
millionaire has translated this advice
into colloquiRl English and added to 1t.
He says, "You can't aim too high
but be sure to pull the trigger before
you get wabbly.' .s-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

A late multimillionaire' fortune has
been found to be only $6,249,509, in
stead Of $20,000,000, and the inherit
ance tax. of course, had nothing to do
with the shrinkage.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

What this country needs ia revis-
Ion Of Its criminal codes that will pre-
vent cunning lawyers from interposing
long delays and technical obstacles be-
tween criminals and justice. Until
this Is done there can be little hope
that the lynching habit can be eradi-
Gated or checked. e. -s
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12
From an Authors journal.

I've got to write an interview with
myself this morning. The newspapers
haven't mentioned my name in six
weeks.
My new book is now ranked among
the best sellers. Il bought up the en-
tire first edition myself.)
1 have come to the conclusion that
look quite literary" but summers
coming on, and fear I'll be COM
PEELED to have my hair cut.
may so abroad this season-that
is. about ten miles from the home mill
pond. I need rest-and some of my
fool readers imagine they're Id the
same flx.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

Frank Stanton has discovered man
In Georgia who is afraid of thunder
and can't dodge lightning. That man
Is in q bad fix.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12
Canatla,a meade In Oattls.

The increase in Canadian ca1hs Fan s
to Great Britain is enormous toll
1O,163 in the first four months e m,
to 27,300 in the first four moh'ns
year.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

It is often as difficult for poor man
to find meat for his stomach as it is
for a rich man to find a stomach for
his meat.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

At last General Clay has been adj
Judged insane ofFicially.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

KaFageorgeyitcil came alone. The
serVians do not mind being little shy
on queens for while.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

The more a man knows the easier 1t
Is for him to keep his mouth shut.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

The get-rich-quick people are not
dealing with the Postofice Department
at present.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

Prosperity Is not without Its thorns,
nor adversely without Its roses.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

When a boy isn't in misehlel, lii
because he is being compelleu
time to repent.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

You probably wouldn't feel battered
If you knew what the people you think
are fools think of You.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12
DAVIS I sFroRl. PabllsI.era.

Caldwell IDAHO.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-12

vi IL must be left, for with all tho
mushrooms aptitude for lightning
growing, it is something of dandy
III the vegetable world. There are GER
,"ln things 1t does not like: that it pre-
lerS deathto, in fact, and amongst them
may De mentioned dead rats, old iron
ana a parasitical insect with snac;eI
weakness for the nutritious mushroom
"nen this insect gets in its dnod;l&,
work, the farmer has good reason ~
sign. Dead rats are frequently found
Ill the caves with dead mushrooms all
around them, for the mushroom or.
parenuy cannot tolerate dead rats anv
more than it can rusty horse-shoes or
any other rusty pieces of iron ST.
niste" b HUI
NO" oeds are laid down every five
VI SIX months, and as they do not hear
until three months have nsssod A.
harvest need be a rich one for +ho
average cost of a bed ere it shows
slenS OF produce is 21a francs nar
metre First the manure has to Ia
secured and then, ere it can he rsoa
II mas to be prepared, the work taEina,
i - thfee to six weeks. When readg
II Is carried into the cave or shovalled
uoWh smart, as occasion REQUIRES
the building OF the beds is a macmillan
ana laborious process. Sitting as+rid
Tue Tue portion OF the bed he has first made
Fhe worker gathers armfuls of MANU-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-02
MALES DEFEATED BUT
ELKS GET TWO RUNS
The Kamehameha Team Wins in Slow Game.
Punahou Moves to Second Place in.1m
the Honolulu Baseball League.

four more runs. KOki and Richards
made base hits and We're brought to
by ] emon. Jones reached first, stole
base and came home on Clark's err
ror. Vanatta's single was good to
bring in Lemon.
Fernandez struck out for Maze,
Woods went out stealing second, and
Clark gave an easy fly to the pitcher.
Plunkett and Richards crossed the
plate before their side went out. COM
pieting the total OF fifteen runs for the
Rams. Male managed to score twice
in the last inning. Fernandez made a
single. stole a base. and came in on
Honan's hit. Clark hit to left field
bringing in Wood. Mana was out on
a fly. Honan stealing second, and White
struck out.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-02
Music at Central Union.

The music at Central Union church
today will be exceptionally good. In
the morning D'Albert will assist and
there will be solos and choruses by the
regular choir. At the evening service
Mrs. Luu will sing and Miss Castle and
Miss Byington on the organ and piano,
in Rubenssein's Kamenoi-Oftro
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-02
PUNAHOUS.

Three Base Hit-Tucker.
Two Base Hit-Gorman.
Sacrifice Hits-Kaai. Meyer, Llshman-
stolen Bases-Moore, Loucks. Steere-
Struck Out-By Castle 3, by Perine =
Bases on Balls-Castle 2, Perlne l.
Wild Pitch--Perine.
Passed Balls-Hemenway 2
nv winning the last two games in
which she has played Punahou mas
managed to move from fourth to second
place in the league.
The standing of all the teams Of the
league at present is as follows:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-02
Good Things to Eat Today.

The Palace Grill on Bethel street near
Hotel serve today from to 9 turkey
stuffed with mushroom, crab salad on
shell, sucking pig apple sauce, fried
smelt tartare sauce, pineapple fritters
wine sauce, ice cream, cake and ma
niIla, etc, only so cents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-02
The late Mr.. Gladstone was mucl

The late Mr.. Gladstone was much
bored with young unknown authors,
who sent him their published works
for his Judgment. So his secretary
was instructed to use this ingenious
formula Of acknowledgment: MY
dear Sir,-Mr. Gladstone instructs me
to say that he Is in the receipt Of your
book, for which he returns thanks. Be
assured that he VIII lose no time in
perusing it,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-02

to second, who managed to steal third
and then came home on a base hit
made by Kentucky Knight.
Cunha went out on a fly to center
field, and the game ended, six to two in
favor of Punahou.