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The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

q never retire from anything" says MT Hanna, and yet the public has a distinct remembrance that he did re- tire from Lis opposition to an endorse ment by the Ohio republican conven- ton of this year of MT. Roosevelt's aspirations in 1904.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

Puck was 31 minutes out of actual travelling time when he proposed to put a girdle around the earth in forty minutes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

Mir. Cleveland seems to want it un- derstood that there are no better pres iGential fish in the sea than he is him. self.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

Poor Ed Delehanty! The ball field, says the Washington Star, as well as the arena has it's tragedies.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

In Leadville on the Fourth of July opposing teams played hot game of ball in a snow storm.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

Evansville has taken the wind out of Breathitt county's sails.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

President Corey is earning big diyi- dends for the steel trust, and he Is no million-dollar man.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

The hot wave is central in the north e.ut, where 1t outdoing the cotton belts warmest efforts
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

Only three ballots were taken when
 Cardinal Pecci was made pope.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

? Postmaster General Payne has not been mentioned as a vice presidential candidate.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

The true home of poetry, fiction and the drama should not have another Evansville.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

In seven years the poGtoffice receipts of Birmingham have been trebled.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

Lillian Russell has contracted the husband habit, and is about to marry again. ..
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

Cotton is more mercurial than the puppets of Wall street
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

England is at last aware that the republic of France has come to stay.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

President Rooseyelt's crudeness Is evident in the pending Russian busi- ness.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

Labor Day is the next great holiday, and 1t is less than two months away.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

The usual summer reports of deaths by heat have begun to apear in the papers of the country. T @ largest number yet reported comes from New York, that seething whirlpool of humanity, where people welter through the stifllng nights and babies suffocate in the close novels of the tenement districts To a person who has lived all his life where cool breezes blow, and there is always relief to be found for the summer heat it is hard to realize the conditions that exist in our large cities where the tall build ings shut off the stray breaths of air and the pavements reflect the sun's rays like ovens. As is usual in the class that is least able to stand additional hard ships that suffers most. For the poor there is no escape. The night has no relief for those in the tenements, and after dragging the weary hours through they rise to face another day of wither- ing heat. In the unwholesome confines of the tenement no wonder that many of the poor people die from heat, and it is safe to say that there are far more fatalities caused directly and indirectly by the pitiless sun than are reported in the papers.
 And still the pope lives. It seems the grand old man is determined to round a full century before laying off the papal mantle for another to assume. Wild rumors are constantly emanating from Rome of the prelate's condition and most alarming bulletin will be followed immediately by the announcement that Pope Leo Is seated in his arm chair, or takes snuff. or wishes to see the cardinals So great Is his own hope and so wonder full the vitality he displays that many Catholics have ceased to mourn until the end really comes. Especially is this true of the Neapolitan peasants. They are accustomed to look upon the pope as being
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

King Peter has cold feet whenever a door slams.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-12

A. D. Glass is the only authorized trav- ding representative of The Age-Herald in It's circulation department.
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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
Nice Little Love Gtorv

A dreamer and a man of action loved
a woman.
The dreamer said: 81 shall write
verses in her praise; they will touch
her vanity, and she will love me for
them"
But the man of action said: "How
old-fashioned! shall corner the stock
market and that will bring her"
SO the dreamer wrote verses, and he
induced a friend of hers who ran a
lO-cent magazine, to print them. And
the man of action cornered something
or other, and became a Millionaire
In the meantime the girl married q
man who inherited his money. md
lived happy ever after.
But the dreamer was so proud Of his
verses that he didn't care. and tho
man of action was SO busy that bo
didn't care.
The only one to suffer was the man
she married.-Smart Set.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
WANTED-WivES.
Bachelor Farmers of Western Okla
homa Issue an Appeal

uOIElu 4SSuC hA <NPPC"As
A cry comes from the bachelors of
western Oklahoma for wives 1t comes
through letter to e. f. Jones. An
CORA, Day County, to the Guthrie
Daily Capital, and reads:
Dear Sir: In the last issues Of your
paper have appeared two items Of
news that have particularly interested
me. The first one gave an account Of
man in South Dakota who wrote to
Indiana about the bachelors there who
wanted to get married and were unable
to, and the result of that letter Sec
ondly. the desire Of a member Of the
Kansas Legislature to tax bachelors
$50 a year.
LET us look at the condition Of
things in western Oklahoma, where
am now living. We have here a great
many bachelors who are continually
being jOked for remaining so. Some
Of these are men who are industrious
and well able to supper a wife, and
would make her happy. You talk with
these men, and very few, if any, like
the life they are living. Then why
do not they marry? Because they are
unable to help themselves in this
county. They want women of mar
riageable age-women of good, COM
mon sense-women who will make
them suitable companion. and thus
enable them to better overcome the OIL
ficuIties and disappointments that be-
set them in the great struggle for ex-
istence.
The girls out here Of manageable
age that are Of any account are very
few, indeed. 1t is almost easier to find
pin in a haystack than to find one.
What Is to become Of the bachelors of
western Oklahoma? Must they sell
out or continue to live the miserable
life they are at present living? A
member of lie Kansas Legislature
would say tax them $50 year. Would
you tax a man for what he cannot
help? Give them a chance to marry
the right kind Of women, anu see il
they will not readily respond to 1t
Then the abodes that have been for
merly Stunned will be Stunned nc
more. Then the houses where people
in the past have always refused to par
take Of hospitality will be refused nc
more. Then the society of a communi
ty will be infused with such new life
new joy, that even the very hills
around US will break forth in anthems
| q
living the life that God intended they
should live, when he said: 1T Is no
good for man to be Alone"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30

I'm tho NEXT morning, White Hand was
startled by the return Of the NatcheH'
He went out, but his heart slckeneo DIT
tho scene he was destined to Witness
| Two hundred and fifty human heads-
But those who know the Indian charac-
fer can imagine the horrid orgies th7y
! might hold when fired with revenge anu
flushed with victory. Even the historian
who deals only with stubborn facts' laS
down his pen in silent horror When ne
| finds himself in the midst or Lebehu
narrative of what he saw in the Ihaiah
| village, and bids his readers spare MN
| the recital
White Hand crept back to his lo1ge,
| and Coqualla found him there pale anu
| faint. She bathed his temples and brow
| and after q while he revived, but he OAR
| ed not venture out.
"Alas, my companionw murmured the
princess, "they make horrid pomp over
their victory, but it has cost them DEAR
though they realize it not now. My peo-
pie are now blind, but they shall awake
to sense and sight and know that the
| best man of them all is gomez
"Coqualla? uttered the youth, starting
up. 1t was Il mere interrogative.
my father is wounded, even unto
death" And as the maiden thus spoke
she bowed her head and the big tears
trickled down between her fingers.
when! Howl" asked White Hand,
forgetting for the moment the deep terror
of his own soul in the grief of his COM
panion.
HE received bullet in his bosom yes
| terday. But he sent me for you. Come.
White Hand arose and followed Co
| qualla from the lodge. In the center OF
the great square, before the temple, there
was fire kindled, but the youth dared
not look towards it. He knew its terri
| bic purpose, and with quickened steps he
| hurried, stopping his ears with his fingers
| to shut out the sounds that fell upon his
ears. But fortunately he had not far tc
| go. When he entered Stung Serpent
| dwelling, he found the women there cry
! ing and yelling in despair. Upon his bee
of bearskins lay Stung Serpent, breathina
heavily, and ever and anon raising hi:
head to listen to the sounds that came
from the square. When his eyes rested
upon White Hand, he beckoned the you'll
| forward, at the same time bidding the
others stand back.
'Sit thee down by my side" he said
| 'for have much to say to thee
Quickly the youth sat down, for hi
| hoped he should now know some thing!
that were only his at present by suspi
cion.
rTN h0
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
(To be continued.l
ONE WAY TO SMASH TRUSTS

How Jupiter Pluvius knocked Out a
Corner in Olym rian Nectar.
The boss of high Olympus looked up
from his cup with wry expression.
whats the matter, Jupe" inquired
Juno, as she dipped into the ambrosia
platter
Its this nectar" replied the eminent
Olympian. lit amt up to the standard.
What's the matter with it?'
I'm my opinion" said Juno, as she
took spoonful of the honey of Hybla,
Its all the fault of the trust. They
have let the quality run down. And
at the same time they have raised the
price"
q Trust" cried Jupiter. what trust
is that?"
"The Olympian Nectar trust" replied
Juno. II thought you knew all about
it. Mercury is the president and gen
eral manager and he and Apollo are
the board Of directors. Mars wanted to
buy in, but they wouldn't let him. They
claimed he was too quarrelsome. They
gave Neptune 100 shares of preferred
on condition that he'd help them water
the stock. 1 thought you heard of it
at the time"
Jupiter looked black, says the Cleve-
land Plain Dealer, as he pushed away
| from the table.
Il hear of it now for the first time,'
he growled, and the echoes of his growl
reverberated among the distant hills
"And what's more, 1 don't expect to
hear of it again. Syndicate my nectar
will they! Why, blame their pesky
hides, what do they mean by it?"
There, there, Jupie," said Juno, in
her most soothing tone, don't get sc
riled. The boys didn't know how vexed
you'd feel about it"
well, they'll soon find out! Haven
they a plant somewhere, or some
thingT'
There it is" said the statuesque one
as she pointed to lower terrace.
Jupiter grimly smiled.
eve won't have to wait for any Su
preme Court decision in this case" HI
remarked, as he stepped to the neares
cupboard and drew out what looked tt
be half-dozen metallic skyrockets.
At sight Of them Juno gave a llttl'
scream and put her hands over he
ears. A moment later Jupiter stooC
by the open window and drew bacl
his massive arm. There was a blind
ing fash and a startling report, ant
! the nectar n1ant IN tho tarroo ho1ou
trembled to its base. Thunderbolt fol
lowed thunderbolt, and when the sixtl
was thrown there wasn't a vestige o
the building left.
'"There." said Jupiter, as he wipe,
his hands on his napkin and calmly re
sumed his seat at the table, 81 fame
that's one way of solving the trus
problem. Pass the nightingale tongues
please"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
THOUSANDS FOR SPAIN,
United States Now I'm porting Almond,
from that Country.

United States Now I'm porting Almopd.
from that Country.
What is regarded by government ex-
perts as great piece Of good fortune,
says the Saturday Evening Post, Is the
Importation during the last wear Of
scions and buds of the veritable Jor-
dan almond, obtained from Spain and
brought to this country through the of.
forts Of one Of our agricultural ex.
plorers.
For a number o. years past Cadifor-
MIA has produced large Quantities ~
almonds and in 1901 her output was M
less than 100000 pounds Of thoso
nuts, so valuable for great vorio+r
of uses and more especially for the
manufacture of certain kinds Of sweat.
meats and confectionery, Nevertheless
during the same twelvemonth we wore
Obliged to import 1858, 900 worth ~
almonds from Spain, simply hocouSo
the Jordan almonds, everywhere rec.
| oshlzed as the bes could be obtained
from no other source of supply.
| Inc california almond is a good mt
/ out not equal to the Jordan aInond
winch by reason of its large size and
particularly fine shape is highly prizad
oy conrectioners. The best snoorod
a'l'onus are made from Jordan aI
hohuS, which have been grown hitbor
10 exclusively in certain districts -
Spain. ictS OF
! naturally the Spanish growers have
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
The Art Of a Sales Ledv

Ihere Is a peculiar art in selling
goods Some girls are born with that
particular kind of tact. They are SEN
sitiVe to every caprice of the customer
suppose one kind of magnetism con-
slsts In showing genuine attention 70
the customer. If you are really inter,
ested IN having a customer get inst
What she wants you have magnetism
If you fake the interest your women
customers will detect it. You can de.
ceiVe a man, but woman never. ond
yet there are some women who like
TO be deceived. They know it Is a
rake, but they like it all the same
Leslies Monthly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30

not been disposed to sell or give away
their stock in trade, and hence there
was a good deal Of difficulty in obtain
ing the much-desired gratis.
Recently. however, some scions and
buds Of the precious variety were Sc
cured and the department of agricul-
ture is utilizing them for the purpose
Of reproducing the Jordan almond in
this country. Properly grated, stock
will be distributed among the Califor,
mia growers and within a few years
from the present time the Golden State
will doubtless produce all Of the high
grade nuts we shall require in our
business.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
He Needed Clothes

A Western Senator brought
Capitol a good story about NY
Bowen, which the minister hlDs
Gently told at a dinner. d
~ was asked some days allel
rived here In Washington, ~
Bowen, "why l had stuck 50 elp
my rooms at the hotel and mol
myself around town.
THE only reply was a rather
one, but, nevertheless, fully w
1t was because | hadn't the ciol
Thereupon b-r. Bowen told 7
mad been commissioned 10
North suddenly and without opE
ty to provide himself win '4 s
Ter wearing apparel necessary 7
dence In a cold climate. AS !
he reached town he put a lE''
to work upon an outfit :.
The hardship Of the sltuau.
that Mr.. Bowen had ordered ~
ment from London, and this W.
ing across the Atlantic III !,
bottom, which was one Oh y
first ships to be held up Dv ~ -
aiding fleet Of the allies. lp
no help for it, and Mr.. boNs ~
don clothes, such as are nece /
proper appearance in pOll's
are still somewhere in Sou'n :
He had reason, therefore, II
personally grateful when tn "a
was raised and his clothes u ~
portunity to go forward 10
Washington Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
Question of DeRree.

The philosophy Of human existence
was discussed in the presence Of the
representative of the Washington Star.
sit is my opinion" remarked the first
sage, "that a man who has a college de.
gree is very likely to be successful in
life"
'TTue," answered the other, fresh
from the reports Of the commencement
exercises in the newspapers, land it is
a rule that works both ways. A man
who is successful in life Is very likely
to get college degree"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
CHAPTER XIX.

At an early hour the Great Sun and
Stung Serpent were astir, and when the
first rays Of the morning sun darted into
the beautiful vale, they rested upon all
the warriors of the Natchez there as
sembled. Such as had pistols carefully
loaded them, and hid them away with
their hunting knives in their bosoms.
Their tomahawks were sharpened and
slnng to their belts, and all took their
guns. Then each man Of the common
class went and got his bag of corn, and
having set it down, they commenced their
war dance. But they made not such hide
GUS noise as usual-only enough to pro-
pitiate> the Great Spirit. and make him
acquainted with their intent.
1t was we'll in the morning when they
set out, and by the middle of the forenoon
they reached Natchez. They entered the
place dancing and singing, and straight
way carried their corn to the fort Then
the red men began to separate-some this
way and some that. Every house had
one or more visitors, according to the
number of people In it. Some begged for
milk, some asked to buy powder and shot,
for which they promised to pay in corn
at some future day. A richly stored
barge lay at the pier, which had come up
the day before, and on board this num-
Der of Indians crowded. Into the fort
they crept by different ways, presenting
themselves wherever there was a white
man, until at length they were distribut.
ed wherever there was a blow to be
struck.
At length a sort of solemn stiffness
oI ha
the death-angel had hushed all hearts
But bark! What is that horrid yell that
comes from the fort-a yell that makes
the very blood freeze, and causes the
hair to stand on end? What are those
| fearful cries-those maniac shouts-and
| those despairing groans?
The general assassination of the
| French took so little time that the execu
| ton of the deed and the preceding signals
were almost one and the same thing. One
| single discharge closed the whole affair
| 1t cost the NatcheZ only twelve men tt
destroy two hundred and fifty, through
the fault of the commanding officer, whc
alone deserved the fate which was shar
ed by his unfortunate companions.
Some half dozen Frenchmen escaped
as by a miracle, this general massacre
and made their way to New Orleans IL
safety. The women and children of tn,
whites were mostly saved to be kept al
prisoners. H.
OF course the Natchez supposed tina
all the whites in the country were nov
dead. Not one of them dreamed tina
they had been deceived into striking
week too early. So they caroused in tn
town all night, and on the next morning
they started for their village. They ha
spared two men whom they retained a
prisoners, and who escaped from Their
after having served them some weeks
One was wagner, named Mayeux, VIII
was kept to transport the goods Of tn
French to the Indian village: and the otf
er was tailor named Lebeau. whose sci
vices they wanted in fashioning th
French garments to their own uss.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
THIS VERY UNIQUE CHAPEL
IS OWNED BY A WOMAN.

One of the most remarkable chapels
in the country is that owned by Mrs.
Il. NJ. Bruce, Y years old, and Or
dained as a minister. The chapel is a
part Of her home at Maiden, Mass,
overlooking the sea.
There are many paintings in the
chapel, all Of which she made herself.
and all but three windows bear paint
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
.EigIIS,gsI
IRS6fIMEi

Z sesSsSs
A new and revised editio,,
phen Paget's Experiment 8 s.
mails, with an introductlon y
Lister. is published by the Ms, Y z
nam. estS ID
J. A. Hammerton, Of London !. I,
to publish a volume Of steyensasa, NJ
to consist of extracts from 10y
and other periodicals relatina y Il
venson. y VI
~ mas become known that Ana.
Wheeler (Nym Crinkle, wha w
died on his farm in Rockland cea.
was the 81. P. NJ" whose s,s,, g9ll
says and books have had 1 lara ,,''s
larity in these later years. : "
Ralph Fletcher Seymour Il 4. i
Usher Of Ceres and persenhas.s
child play by Miss Maud Mene,as 4
Demeter myth is retold for chllS,,
simple lyrical dialogue and M y
translation Of the flynn 10 nona
is appended.
OF middle height, whitehaI,oa
ruddy-faced, Jules Verne loot, M
sea captain who Is spending ~
tumn of a weIl-filled life on sho,.
though "a years old, suffering f,on |
aract and lame in one leg, the Al !
tleman Is hearty of manner and MI
~ interested In all the worlds ds'l
Prof. John Ward Stlmson,s I'm,
pected work on art and the pbrosil
Of beauty, "The Gate Beautifula \
last announced for early pubIicatln|
Albert Brandt, of Trenton, N III
will be O. quarto of 420 pages and !
contain several thousand illustnil
and two color charts, one being MI
in twenty-four colors,
Paul Laurence Dunbar, autb4
Lyrics of Lowly Life" Poems
Cabin and Field" ETC., has Just
! the proofs Of a new volume Of NJ
which will be a companion d
Lyrics OF Lowly Life" and "Lutl
the Hearthslde."' For the most b,
Is made up of dialect pieces and
bear the title Lyrics of Love
Laughter"
1t is said that the novel by Job5
Barry entitled "a Daughter Of i
pis," which l.. G. Page & Co. bail
press, is one of the few accurate 81
of American stage conditions thai
ever been written. Mr.. Barrys ST
of theatrical life have already
highly praised by the reVies
among others by William Archer
leading dramatic critic of England
Miss Mary Johnston's new ROM
love story, "Sir Mortimer" will d
Mrs. Humphrey Wards LADY n
Daughter" in Harper's Magazine
scenes of the story are laid in EHss
at the court of Queen Elizabeth sl
the sea. The heroine is a celeb
beauty who is lady-in-waiting to q.
Elizabeth, while the hero Is a 81
officer in her Majesty's miniature
David Harum" has passed inlI
one hundred and first edition, 4
Messrs. D. Appleton & Co. lssua
mediately after the holidays. y
matter of popularity expressed IN /
bers it now takes first rank in 4
can fiction, "Ben-Hur" and Y
Toms Cabin" being its only rlVals|
books first century Of editions
celebrated in October last Wlll
issue of 10000 copies, printed on
cial paper in special binding
entirely disposed of by Dec. !, co
ing a total sale Of GG6,O00 copies
new edition will appear in the
yellow cover, with full-page "
tons by Clinehurst.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30

lngs by herself. The decorations, too,
she made. The chapel Is full of curl
Gus memorials, representing the mar
riages she has performed, the death
beds she has attended, and other
events of her life.
Every day ne holds a short service
in the chapel, at 4:45 o'clock in the af-
ternoon. The bell rings its invitation,
and there are always worshipers.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-30
London Sunday Newspaps

They have started a sal ~.
paper in London. 1t is OF !. ,s i
religious order, however anu ol,l
a bottle of water from the ~ y
dan to every person who suns 8.
six copies. The water Is = 4
genuine, having been dlppe ii,
bottled under the direct super,
the leading citizens OF
Bethlehem.