The Globe-republican., 1903-11-26
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Conundrum from the Sedgwick Pan.
tagraph: IF 1t takes a mosquito one
hour to crawl through barrel of
molasses, how many pancakes will 1t
take to single a cob house?"
A Holton preacher denounced Pr
late in unmeasured terms in the
course of sermon recently and the
evidences of approval made 1t plain
that PLATE didn't have a friend in the
congregation,
Mr.. Troutman's charges against
Judge Pollock seem to answer all the
requirements of what is technically
known in Kansas politics as a boom
erang," although a few look upon 1t
as a "petard."
Prof. Penny of Washburn college
adds Wonderful Worlds of Life" and
THE Ninety and Nine to his list of
hymns which are trashy" The lat
ter he says, is the poorest thing
ever written
isn't this awful" said Major Os.
good to Judge Gristlebone as he
handed him the Topeka dispatch dis.
closing that the legislative payroll
was stuffed. YES answered Girls
telbone, who is a great wag: ut Is
too pad"
Nothing could be more becoming to
Arthur Capper's cherubic smile than
his new automobile which is not much
bigger than a baby carriage.
In one obituary article in a King
man county paper death is referred
to as "the Dark Winged Angel "the
King of Terrors' and "the Grim
Monster"
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Duey of Garden City last week, and
with scarcely a moments hesitation |
the name Admiral George was be-
slowed upon him.
By the time the news of Carrie
Nations debut as an actress reached
Preston, out In Pratt county, the peo-
pie heard that she was playing Little
Eva in TON show"
The Emporia Gazette advises its
readers not to believe the report about
the loss of Senator Burtons hat.
Don't believe the story about Bur-
toms hat" it exclaims editorially
There's nothing in It,"
1t Is so easy and so inexpensive to
be well groomed that Bent Murdoch
thinks there Is no excuse for a man
looking shabby. "a wife who loves her
husband" he says in the Eldorado
Republican, will not object to cut
ting his hair every week or two, in
stead of every two or three months.
Any man can learn to shave himself.
A box Of blaking, costing ten cents,
will last months. A chunk of soap,
some hot water and rag will take
the grease and dirt out of an old suit |
Of clothes. Most any man can go to
bed an hour sooner, once in ten days,
and have an his wife crease his
pants A blnsh and a little elbow
grease will take the dust out Of ones
clothes. Flowers are thick along the
streets and it is a mighty slow poke
who can't sWipe buttonhole, when
coming downtown. OF course, If your
wife don't love you, she will kick on
cutting your hair and creasing your
pants, but then if she don't love
tou, it is your fault. She will tidy
,ou up every morning, if you are any
recount and treat her right
The old.fashioned reporter who is
n favor of letting "the CALLED jade
vince" is working on the Atchison
Champion.
Revival meeting time mas come
round again" says the Clifton News,
and some men will have a chance to
wear out the knees OF their trousers
n repenting, so that they will CORE
pond with the seats, which got such !.
lard use last summer in back slid.
n.y. n
Lobo X. Wolfe, who Is opposing the a
andidacy of Judge Adna P, Gristle- n
one for the federal bench has gone
0 Washington with affidavits which II
G expects will prove Gristlebone I'm t
II for the high place to which he n
spires. The affidavlts charge that s.
Judge, Gristlebone dances, and once G
in a whist tournament, u
Dave Mulvane explains to the can y
dates for federal Judge that mo b h
ne does more than one thing in one n,
ay," in Washington But one thing h,
all that the candidates want nj
one.
John s. Gilmore of the Fredonla Ell
itizen abbreviates his given name to m
mo-" at the top of his editorial page. di
he only parallel in the state Is the in
use of George W, Reed of Topeka, III
no is indignant unless the papers q
,ell bis name Geo" And Congress- M
an Charles r Scott also calls him !,
If "Chas." in bis own paper, W W