The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-09-26

Nom Toon is the name of Chinaman
arrested in San Francisco. What MONO
SYLLABLE cusses those heather are.
Observation-Disclosures Dl;I;iii!IRosr That
ring found on a cornstalk in Connecticut.
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A Kansas editor refers to those hal
cyon days when his party had no bosses.
The grandfather of the man who viii see
a political party without bosses isn't
married yet.
G)...G)
In Oklahoma it is charged that an Of
fetal has paid too much for coal. HOW
COULD HE HELP 1T?
''If women didn't have more rights now
than men, don't you see" explained the
Majah, they would be arrested at six
o'clock whenever found away from
home This would not be to punish their
absence from home, but their interfer-
ence with the other familys six o'clock
meal"
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That the baseball season is nearly at
an end nigh. be an occasion for JOY but
for the grief attending the approach of
the football tragedies
-(o)'(o)-
AND THE COW CAME BACK
A groceryman in a Kansas town, upon
the payment of an unusually large bill
from a certain hotel, decided TO send the
MOTEL people a present A small box OF
cigars was chosen for the landlord. and
looking about for something TO give to
the lady, he sped a plaster cast of a
Jersey COW that had done duty as an
ornament in his show window till con-
s.aerably the worse for wear. The cigars
went In all right but the lady, who now
t. At
specked COW a moment and then read the
accompanying note:
Mrs / send you this orna-
ment for your center table. II is little
worn. but a little plaster paris and a
burnt match will fix il all right"
Then she took a hammer and knocked
the COWS head off clean. and placing the
remains in a neatly tied-up package, she
attached to IL the following missive:
Mr. -: AS I have no room for
the COW. 1 return her to YOU You Will
find her little more worn. but plaster
paris and burnt matches will fix her in
time. Very respectfully.
a messenger left the package on the
groceryman's desk And his head man
said he saw some very small bits OF DIN
colored plaster lying among the debris
in the alley back Of the store.
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"Dodson." said Mrs. Dodson. as she re-
moved his cast-off socks from the center
table and picked UP his best tie where
he had dropped it on the floor. I'D Ike
10 know what you did before you got
me-" Better said Dcdson dejectedly,
And Mrs. Dodson is bordering yet.
We'll well, there must be two Doc
Titles" said Mrs. Doollttle. but that
gave me chance 10 catch ny cid man
about the widows al right"
TAX about COINCIDENCE read these
two items clipped from Friday morning =
s. lie.
New York. SEPT IA farmer at Sound
Peach. Conn. has found upon pulling up
a cora stalk a heavy gold ring encir-
cling the s.alk- Through engraving or
The inside il was identified as one lost
"a the year ISL
Harry Henary lost q rirg in the beifry
pf the CONGREGATIONAL church at AcFnrF-
son twenty years ago. Tuesday Il was
found and returned 70 hin.
II
Pond Creek ViSette. Whisky viii par
alyze most any old thing Some Of tn
boys captured a water meccssin isst even
ing and gave Il WHISKY 10 see wnAt e.
feet II would hzve-pro5ab-y 70 see u II
would have SHAKES Il became upsy
and acted pretty much the sare -
rnan would under ;he same Circumstances
z-hsa Il asterzpse1 - crawl e would Tsl
over on its back and shs1 YET oslo-
arzteiy ron over again for ano;her trial
This morning they ~ere giving i bruno
seltzsr 81 sober i ~
why shouldn't snakes drink WHISKY {.
WHISKY produces snakes
ID
\ more SURPRISING day never PASSED Al
tie Eagle office. Net sozi teispSezsc
uis 10 say that they had hoTse tsat
vrNs oder than Bostes 'Prs1ce-