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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20
SOMETHING'S
WRONG,

but don't blame your wife or the eook-herore
hreakfast-if you wake mp in the morning with
dark brown taste and that dull ache over the eyes
You know very well something is wrong, So when
you first get out Of bed take two teaspoonfuls Of
Abbey's Salt Of Fruits In n tumbler Of water. not
cold. and you will not want TO blame any one
AFTER breakfast.
most pleasant-tastIng tonic laxative is Abbey $
Salt II is exactly suited to the needs Of the
human stomach. bowels and liver. 1t enriches the
blood and rids IL Of poisonous matter, tones up the
stomach and digestive organs, and gives you n
clear head for the days work.
An absolute guarantee goes with every bottle
that there is nothing else good for the bowels
a, Abbey's Enervescent Salt OF Fruits. II after
using bottle you do not agree with us we will
give your money back Sold by drug stores all over
the world-25c soc. and 81 90 per bottle. Sample
hottie and booklet free by addressing The Abbey
Enervescent Salt Co.. Ltd, 8 10 IS Murray street,
New York City; IA Queen Victoria street London,
England or I12 Craig street. Montreal. Canada.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20
Ice Prices.
rom the Youths Companion.

From the Youths Companion.
The winter had been unusually severe.
and the lake from which the ice company
gathered it's crop was frozen to a much
greater depth than usual.
II suppose. colonel" remarked a citizen
to the president of the company one cold
morning. that you won't charge us so
much for our ice next summer as you did
last. You're getting q tremendous crop"
I'VE may have to charge more" stif1y
replied the president. Think of the trou-
BILE and expense involved in cutting ice
three feet thickH'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20
"Daunn. -

From the Memphis Commercial Appeal.
A London workingman was arrested the
other day and fined ten shillngs for using
the word damn. which is derived from
the Latin word "damnare" meaning to
condemn. There isn't more respectable
and legitimate word in the English lam
guage than damn"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20
Controls Two Hotels.

Under the able management of R. Hal
pin. Congress Hall will open Its doors for
summer guests Saturday June q. The
Windsor well-appointed hosiery, now
open, Is also under the management of Mr.
Halpfn These resorts rank high among
the attractions at Cape May, N. J.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20
w. B. MOSES & SONS.
w. B. MOSES & SONS.

The Importance of this sale can be
fully appreciated when you consider that
1T gives you choice of the best goods you
cam buy-many goods and many patterns
that will not be changed or bettered next
fall-at 2596 less than next falls prices
have to be. I'm fact, much of the fall stock
is now i'm and selling at special prices.
You don't have to bother with the goods,
for we store them free till September 18th.
You don't have to pay the bill till delivery
OF you may make payments ON it at your
convenience amy time between now and
time of delivery. Sale lasts 80 days only.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20
As to Squallop.

From the Chicago Tribune.
misunderstanding told me yesterday
he was suffering from a gathering in his
head"
Sfint-'Tt oughtn't to cause him any suf-
fering. He has plenty of room there"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20
Arrange for Comfort of Guests.

The Lorraine, located on the beach at st.
Charles place, Atlantic City, is now being
literally patronized by sojourners at that
popular resort. Samuel Wagner & Sons
have spared neither trouble nor expense In
arranging for the comfort Of their guests.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20

Bns-"When man asks you to have
something. and then refuses to stand treat,
what would you call that?'
Toni should call that the smile that
won't come off."-Yonkers Statesman
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20
Sudden Death.

From the Chicago News.
Gunner-"I hear that a man was killed
in shooting gallery"
Guyer-"Did some one accidentally shoot
him?' ~
Gunner-"No; he smoked one of those
cigars they give for hitting the bulPs-eye."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20
A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.

Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protrudng Piles.
Your druggist Will refund your money IL PAZO
OINTMENT fails to cure you. 80 cents.
my2-s-26t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20

If you want work read the want columns
of The Star.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-20

The reductions remarkablehe list above shows big
ngs bright wanable goods Some of the carpets made
from remnantsote from what called in the trade Job lots
specially bought The regular each the
tua worth of the made order from the roll The
sale prices promise better than $50
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-01-15
Tried to Conceal It.

It's the old story murder will OUT
only in this case there's no crime. A
woman feels run down, has backache
or dyspepsia and thinks it's nothing
and tries to hide it until she finally
breaks down. Don't deceive yourself.
I axe Electric Bitters at once. 1t has
a reputation for curing Stomach,
Liver and Kidney troubles and will
revivify your whole system. The
worst forms of those maladies will
Quickly yield to the curative power
of Electric Bitters. Only SOC, and
guaranteed by II. II. Bateman, Drug
gist.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-01-15


Postmaster HORT, q Jessie, VAS do
Ing business in the city yesterday.
Mrs. G. G. Koyl and children left
Tuesday for Fort Que Appellee, Can. I
ada.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Rhodes left for Oak |
Center, Wis, last Saturday, on visit /
to friends L
Don't forget to hear The Midland
Concert Co. at Opera House, Wednes-
day, January q.
Berg Bros. & Co., are having a
clearance sale. Read their adj, it will
interest you. /
Ole Moe was adjudged insane by
the county Judge Tuesday and was
taken to the asylum at Jamestown by
Sheriff Flynn, Ole seems to have
religious troubles and also some diff
sficulty in love affairs. His case is not
a very bad one and it is hoped that |
proper treatment will soon put him
in good health again.
The report Of the State Geological
Survey is ready for distribution. 1t
consists of two hundred and fifty
pages, devoted principally to q con-
| sideration of practical and theoretical
questions in regard to the Ignite Of
North Dakota. The vast extent Of
the coal deposits is demonstrated and
an abundance of data given to show
their significance to the state. Mines
within the state which have total
loutput valued at $500, 10000 annually
are fully described. From the facts
set forth in this report it seems prob
able that the coal output of North
Dakota will reach million dollars
next year. The fuel value of the
ignite is considered at great length,
land careful boiler tests are cited which
show that it is but slightly inferior,
ton for ton, to the Illinois and Iowa
GOALS for steam purposes. Mining con-
Editions are described with care so that
Icapital seeking Investment may under
stand that no unusual difficulties are
to be anticipated in developing the
|lignite field. Two chapters are deyot-
led to a study of irrigation problems,
and to the water resources of the
western part of the state. The work
outlined for next year includes a more
thorough study of the Ignite; pre-
|liminary study of the numerous and
valuable clay deposit of the state;
and, in cooperation with the United
States Geological Survey, an cxamina-
tion of conditions in the western part
of the state with reference to irriga-
tion, especially noting the possibilities
: Of lifting water from streams by pump
ing, using the Ignite, everywhere
present; asfuel. The volume IS illus
trated by forty full page half tones,
and five hundred copies are bound in
cloth, the remainder Of the edition
being in paper. The report will be
used to furnish information to the
constantly increasing number of in
Iquirers in regard to North Dakota
coal and mineral deposits, throughout
; the country. The high schools and
higher educational institutions of the
state will be furnished with copies
and as long as the supply lasts they
will be sent on request to peFsons II
the state who secure an endorsement
; to their request by State Senator OF
Representative from their district. II
: is believed that in this way the re
port will be distributed wfthou,
) waste. Letters with reference to thu
report should be addressed to the
State Geologist, DR.. Frank A. Wilder
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-01-15


ing DR.. Parsons magnificent gift to
that institution that banquet was
rendered to the friends Of the college
. Prizes hall Fargo, last Friday, in
honor OF the eyeat. The faculty and
students received from 3 to ! p. m. and
the banquet wasak 1880. The COURIER
cOneratulates the college on the sue
cessful termination of their efforts,
and believes that special praise is due
Rev. E. S. Shaw and his aids for the
splendid work achieved In the field.
The college is now assured of a per-
manent fund and will undoubtedly
take its place as one Of the best in
situations Of its kind In the country.
The first-class train service that we
have been enjoying during the fall
months came toa terminal lion last Sat
urday and on Monday this branch was
again put on the old schedule with
the perhaps train, which IS COM
bination of freight and passenger,
mixing the round trip in one day.
TIE new time card reads that the
train should reach C0operstown at
11a1O q. m. from the south, going
18th the train is billed to leave
NJ opeIstOWnat 4:s35 p. M. The train
vice just abandoned was the best
! ever had on. the branch and we
De that the management Will zee Il
5g1ve ii back to Us IL, the spring.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26
Profit in Large FIocks.

If man can make reasonable
profit out of ten hens, and there can
be no question but what he can, there is
no reason why he cannot make 100
times as much out of thousand hens,
provided he gives them the same care
and attention. Few, however, are pre-.
pared to do this, and it is for this rea-
son that SO many failures occur with
a greater number. With large range,
few hens will take care of themselves
and make up for a good deal of neglect
that would prove fatal to success with
a large number That there is money
in poultry no one can doubt, but to get
the most out of it one must have ex-
perience and learning sufficient to en-
able him to use feed, labor and all tC
advantage.-O. P. Bennett, in Farm.
ers' Review.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26
Bees Do Not InjurR Fruit.

Because honey-bees sting people
who don't like them and are disliked
by them, they are oftea accused of
sundry misdoings. Among these it is
claimed that bees will sometimes in
jure ripe fruits. To determine wheth-
er the accusation was deserved or Ii lot,
an experiment was tried. A quantity
of damaged fruit was placed on table
in the open air, and many bees from
neighforing hives were attracted to it.
After they had gotten fairly to work
upon it, the damaged fruit was re
moved, and sound fruit put in its place.
In a few minutes the bees had aban-
doned the table. Most of the damage
to fruit charged to bees is done by
birds. ants, wasps and hornets; the
honeywbee is not able to injure sound
fruit.--Midland Farmer.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Each time the horse comes into
the stable the feet should be lifted
and cleaned out with hook. Where
this is done there will be far fewer
cases of nail prick, for it is a very
common thing for nail to lie along
side of the frog, or in the cleft, do
ing no harm until the horse happens
to tip the nail in paving; then it is
stepped upon and the mischief is
done. This practice also saves horses
from becoming troubled with
thrush" for the disease is noticed
at its inception and is then easily
cured by application of calomel and
the more careful cleansing of the
stable.-Rural World.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26
THE PLYMOUTH ROCKS.
For Early BroiIers, Roasting FOwla
or Cnp0ns They Are One of the
Very Best Breeds.

No breed is so popular or well
thought of by farmers as the Plym-
outh Rock and no breed is so often
met with on farms. 1t is an Amer
lean breed adapted to American needs
and good in any and every place. The
greatest consideration among farm
ers is that they are hardy. They need
no pampering and are able to shift
for themselves when necessary, yet
give big returns for good food and
care. The hens are good winter lay
ers of large brown eggs. They are
also good sitters and mothers. For
early broilers, roasting fowls or ca
pons they are one of the best breeds.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26
Warm Water for Poultry.

A good way to give the poultry water
in the winter is to get five-gallon oil
it with water and set it on the stove
until the water is rather warm. Then
wrap the can in old blankets or piece
of old carpet and set it on block in
the poultry house. Turn the faucet so
it will drip rapidly but not run stream,
putting a pan under to catch the drip,
Water il such can will keep warm
from morning till night and the fowls
will be saved from warming it with
the heat of their bodies after drink.
ing it.-Commercial Poultry.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

r A GRIPPE is epidemic catarrh. 1t
spares no class or nationality. The
- cultured and the ignorant. the arts
tocrat and the pauper, the masses and
the classes are alike subject to la
grippe. None are exempt-an are Ii
able
Have you the grip? Or, rather, has
the grip got you? Grip is well named.
The orr ginal French term, la grippe,
has been shortened by the busy Amer
lean to read grip" Without intending
to do so a new word has been coined
that exactly describes the case. AS if
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

wELL-BRED PLYMOUTH ROCKS.
The bright yellow legs and skin gives
them very attractive appearance in
market.
The Plymouth Rock is good enough
for anybody and it has not been neces-
sary to bring out lot of different
colored varieties. Yet in addition to
the original barred there is the pure
white and the buff. In dressing, these
two varieties do not show dark pin
feathers. The fancier who delights
to breed for farm and feather will find
ample opportunity with the barred
Plymouth Rock. The most prominent
breeders follow system of double
mating-matching up one pen to pro-
duce cockerels and another for pull
lets. The demand is for much light
err color in males than in females. The
standard weights are: Cocks, 9H
pounds; cockerel, pounds; hen, 7Hs
pounds; pullet, 6A pounds. A typical
pair of show birds is here illustrated
from a picture taken for the Orange
Judd Farmer
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26
CAUGHT BY THE GRIP.
RELEASED BY PE-RU-NA.
Congressman Geo. H. Whites Case
Noted Scuptress Cured.

Mrs Celeste Covell writes from 21o
n. avenue, Aurora, H.:
"Only those who have suffered with
la grippe and been cured can appre-
ciate how grateful I feel that such a
splendid medicine as Peruna has been
placed at the door of every suffering
person. Mrs. c. Covell.
Noted sculptress Cured of Grip.
Mrs. NJ. c. Cooper, of the Royal Acad-
envy of Arts, of London, England, now
residing in Washington d. c., is one of
the greatest living sculptors and paint
ers of the world. She says:
Il take pleasure in recommending
Peruna for catarrh and la grippe. /
have suffered for months, and after the
use of one bottle of Peruna l am en-
tirely well."-Mrs. NJ. c. Cooper.
d. L. Wallace, charter member of
the International BARRIERS Union,
writes from Is Western Avenue, Min
neapolis, Mimi:
Following a severe attack of la
grippe l seemed to be affected badly all
over.
Zone of my customers who was great
ly helped by Peruna advised me to try
it, and l procured a bottle the same
day. Now my head is clear, my nerves
are steady, l enjoy food and rest welLaa
| Peruna has been worth dollar dose
| to NED. L. Wallace.
| Lieutenant Clarice Hunt, of the Salt
Lake City Barracks of the Salvation
Army, writes from Ogden, Utah:
1.-TWO months ago l was suffering
with so severe cold that could hard
ly speak.
"Our captain advised me to try Pc
runa and procured bottle for me, and
truly it worked wonders. Within two
weeks I was entirely well."-Clarice
Hunt.
Congressman Whites Letter.
Tarboro, N. C.
Gentlemen: lam more than safis-
fled with Peruna and find 1t to be an
excellent remedy for the grip and ca.
tarrh. have used ii In my family
and they all Join me In recommending
ii as an excellent remedy. "-Oe0rge
II. White, Member of Congress-.
Mrs. T. w. Collins, Treasurer Inde-
pendent Order of Good Templars, OF
Everett, Wash, writes:
after having severe attack of la
grippe continued in feeble condition
even after the doctors called me cured.
My blood seemed poisoned. Peruna
cured me."-Mrs. T. w. Collins.
If you do not derive prompt and sat-
isfactory results from the use of Pc
runa, write at once to DIR. Hartman,
giving a full statement of your case
and he will be pleased to give you his
, valuable advice gratis.
. Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
| The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus
Ohio.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26
Doan's Trial Triumph
The Free Kidney daily
proving merit with individual

kidneys. I could not get myself straight
when l tried to stand, would have to
bend in half STOPPING position got a
trial box of Doan's Kidney Pills and took
oil of them. At the end of two days they
got me out of bed and was able to go
about / take delight in praising these
Pills. ABE GUM, Jr.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26
Not So bad ms That.

Sympathetic Listener-In those dreary,
desolate wastes, Mr.. Dashpole, | suppose
you grew fond even of your dogs.
Returned Arctic Explorer-Heavens, no,
miss! We had plenty of pemmican and wal
rus meat.-Chicago Tribune.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26
Hi BEFOpE THE SHOT.
The Villain in a MelOdrama Gives
an Exhibition of Marvellous
Marks manShip.

1t was in downtown theater recently,
and the climax of tragedy was approach
ing Leading up toward this supreme mo-
ment, the villain, lolling in summer
garden, had been challenged to duel with
the hero, says the Chicago, Tribune. -,
Fight me! Fight mel and the villain,
too full for further utterance at the mo-
ment, pointed toward a bottle standing
empty ON table thirty feet away.
The hero turned with supercilious glance
and looked.
Watch"
1t was the villains cue word, and he was
SO intent upon seeing that none of its
laconic force was lost on the audience that
he must have been slow with the action.
Just as his revolver appeared from rear
pocket and was rising in the villains right
hand.
"Bing-le-ting- lie ting!"
The neck of the bottle burst in a dozen
pieces and clinked to the floor; the aston
ished villain, with the unexploded weapon
in his hand, stood there with fallen jaw and
lowering arm, while the gallery simply
went to pieces in the delirium of its JOY
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26
"Bing-le-ting-le- ting!"
One Hole mt Least.

Hicks-I bought some oil stock nearly a
year ago, and the fellow who sold it to
me declared the company was already in
operation. I'll bet they haven't sunk a
single hole yet.
Wicks-Oh! / wouldn't say that. They
must have at least the hole in which they re
going to leave the ckholders-Catholic
Standard and Times
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Virtue, being its own reward, doesn't a
ways attract the shrewdest talent to il
pursuit-Puck
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Flora Somehow, Jack cannot seem te
get up courage to propose to me-. Dora
Perhaps he's afraid you'd say yes. -
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Little Girl-"A pound of steak, please,
and cut it tough, will yer!' Butcher
(amazed) why" Little Girl" Cause,
if it's tender father eats it all!''-London
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Il see that blizzard wrecked a western
state house just after the legislators had
adjourned for the day Il wonder what
delayed it:"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

You must walk long time behind gan.
der before you find a peacock feather
Judge.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

He lat the piano)-"And what air do you
prefer" She-.u ell. if you give me my
choice, I'll take millionaire. Baltimore
News.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Dropsy treated free by Dr. H H. Green's
Sons, of Atlanta, Ga The greatest dropsy
specialists in the world. Read their adver-
tisement in another column of this paper.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26


''Do you know" she returned thought
fully, Il am very fond of experiments"
Experiments" .."
Eyes. So, just as an experiment, sup
pose you try it and see / do not want to
hatter you, but | have sufficient confidence
in you to believe you will succeed
Thus it was demonstrated to him how
delicately a thing may be put-Chicago
Post
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Aching backs are eased. Hip, back, and
loin pains overcome. Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
They correct urine with brick dust sedi-
ment, high colored, excessive, pain in
passing, dribbling, frequency. Doan's
Kidney Pills dissolve and remove calculi
and gravel Relieve heart palpitation,
sleeplessness, headache, nervousness.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Ennui is one OF our greatest enemies
remunerative labor our most lasting friend
-Moser
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton has an equal for coughs and colds.
F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. Is, 1900.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

RocKDALE, TEX. Dec 80, 1902.-"When
I received the trial package of Doans
Kidney Pills l could not get out of bed
without help. I had severe pains in the
small of my back The Pills helped me
at once, and now after three weeks the
pain in my back is all gone and ] am no
longer annoyed with having to get up
often during the night as formerly. I can
not speak too highly for what Doan's Kid
ney Pills have done for me- am now 81
years old, have tried a great many medi-
cines, but nothing did the work until l
used Doan's Kidney Pills. JAMES R.
ARTHUR
CLEVELAND. KY. Dec. %. 1907"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Without tale-hearers there would be NJ
tale -bearers.-Ram' Horn.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Even the very old colleges still retail
their faculties.-Chicago Daily News
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26
StoDs the Cough

and works off the cold Laxative Bronze
Quinine Tablets. Price Is cents
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

1t costs more to support one vice than ten
virtues.-Chicago Daily News.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-02-26

Tomorrow is a great day for doing
things.-Chicago Daily News