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Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11
WOULD iMpEACH JUDGE.
Florida Congressman Begins Proceed
ings in House.

Washington. Dec. l1-When the
house convened Mr. Van VOORHEES,
CO.,, for the committee On appropria-
tions. reported the pension appropria-
ton bill. carrying $l3S. $50, 100, and
gave notice that he would call it up
shortly for consideration.
In reply to Mr.. Payne he said it was
the purpose of the committee to have
full debate on the bill.
Mr.. Lamar Dem., F'la), rising to a
question of privilege, after announcing
that he would offer a resolution in
which would be embodied joint reso
luton of the Florida legislature said
In pursuance of that joint resOlu
ton | desire to impeach Charles
Swayne, judge of the United States
district court for the Northern district
of Florida, with high crimes and mis-
demeanors."
After the resolution was read Mr.
Lamar moved its adoption.
Mr.. Grosvenor suggested that there
should be specific charges. that the
house should go slow and be extreme
ly careful
After considerable debate the reso
luton was adopted.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11
Business Opportunity.

For sale, for cash, new, staple, up
to-date stock OF general merchan-
disc, location, southeastern Minnesota
in growing town of 1000 inhabitants
Stock of staple dry goods, w. L..
Douglas Mems Shoes and groceries
Stock will invoice about $4,000, easily
reduced to $4,000. Good location. If
sold Immediately will take S5 cents
on the dollar Of wholesale price. A
good bargain for some one who has
cash. Write quick IL interested.
Brown Mercantile Co.
Dodge Center, Mimi
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11
PROPOSALS
FOR
DEPOSIT OF STATE
FUNDS

Bismarck, N. D., Dec. 1, 1903.
The state board Of auditors will
consider, January IL, 1904, proposals
in accordance with the provisions of
Section 237 of the Revised codes,
from any national or state bank Of the
state which wishes to be a depository
for state funds for the ensuing two
years. All banks that are at present
state repositories will be obliged to
make new applications, accompanied
by new bonds, no matter when desig-
mated. Address all such proposals to
e. F. PORTER.
Secretary Of State,
Bismarck. N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11
WANTS STATE LAWS CHANGED
Crank From Minnesota Calls at the
White House.

Washington. Dec. 11.-John August
Miller forty-fve years old, Gale at
the White House during the day to
have a change made in the Mime sota 4
laws and was sent to the Washington
hospital for observation. Miller said
that he had come to Washington last
Tuesday from Franklin Grove, Ind.
Most Of his trouble, however, occurred
in Waseca county. Mimi. ard he want
ed President Roosevelt TO support
his claim for $500 damages against
Karl Dohherstein. a farmer, and his
claim for $50 against County Attorney
Andrews Of that county.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11
SAID TO BE INCORRECT.
Rumored Arrival Of Russian Fleet OF
Chenulpc.

ST Petersburg. Dec. 1.-THE dis
patch from Toxic announcing that a
Russian squadron of eight warshins
had arrived eff Chemulno. Korea. to
support Russia's opposition to the pro-
posed opening of Yonrampho, on III"
Yalu river. to the commerce of the
world and that the Russians threat
ened 20 land 5000 men and march on
Seoul should Korea disregard their
warning. is utterly discredited here.
The foreign office has no confirmation
of the report and is inclined to class
it with other sensational rumors from
tho Far East which later have been
proved to he baseless.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11

.ne Fare Plus $500 Round Trip Rate
Via Chicago Great Western R'y.
To points in Old Mexico, New Mex
leo, Minnesota. North Dakota. Texas,
Oklahoma, Missouri. Kansas and Ne
braska. Ample return limits. Tick
cts on sale Dec. 18th. 1903. and jan
uary 5th and 10Th, 1904. For further
Information apply to R. R. Jones. q. p.
Agt.. Fargo, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11
People Of the West

People Of the West
Will Experience the Best
Travel comforts on the Penn
sylvania Short Lines from Chicago.
over which two limited trains and four
express trains run daily to New York
and the East Service includes
through accommodations from Chi
cago to New York and the East. Full
particulars will he furnished by c. l..
Kimball, A. G. p. Agt., No. Sherman
Street, Chicago.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11
1 Telegraph station.

d Telegraph station.
Trains No. and will run daily except Sun
day.
Train No. : will not leave Underwood until
train No. has arrived.
Registering Stations Bismarck. Wilton. and
Underwood
G, p. ECKELS,
CtltIHl SiItIIlendeIt I.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11
Opening for Manufacturing Industry.

The Northern Pacific Refrigerator
Car Co.. offers its slaughter house,
complete, at Nkedora, N. D.. rent free
to any responsible party who will
start any industry therein.
1t also offers, rent free, large store
building. with cellar, cooling room,
and living rooms. to any responsible
party who will open a general store
therein.
Apply to the company at Medora
North Dakota
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11
SuPE R0Lv lLLUS TRArE b
IN COLOR AND HALF TONE
The New Omaha Short Line.

OF the Chicago Great Western Rail-
way offers two finely equipped trains
daily between the Twin Cities and
Omaha. The Flyer running every
night makes connectionp in Union
Depot, Omaha, for Denver, Salt Lake
City, San Francisco and all points
west. The Day Express is the best
train for Austin. Mason City. Fort
Dodge and Omaha. For further in.
FORMATION apply to r.. r. Jones, travel.
tnE agent, Fargo, N. d.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11

FOR SALES. w. Y Section "a
1879. About Is miles s E. of Bis
marck; four miles from 500 railroad.
s w n Section S-140-63 Improved
farm; ready for crop next spring.
BASTING, II Washington Ave. NJ,
Minneapolis, MINI.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11

WANTED-Faithful person to can
on retail trade and agents for manu-
featuring houses having well estab-
lished business: local territory;
straight salary $40 paid weekly and
expense money advanced; previous
experience unnecessary: position per-
manent; business successful. Enclose
self addressed envelope. Superinten-
dent Travellers, COS Monon Bldg, Chi
cago.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1903-12-11
Calumet
Baking
PoWd or
the otondard %
oo1Soot Ooklng.
ONE CENT A WORD COLUMN

GIRL WANTED = For general
housework Apply to Mrs. A. T. Pat
terson, Fourth street.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26
a Popular Mistake.

You may think that all wisdom will
perish with you;
1t will not
! Or that men OF your standing are
probably few:
They are not.
That the plans YOU bring forward
are clear as they day.
You may think that your judgments
are always O X.
That all men who oppose you wear
long ears and bray;
They do not.
You may think that your debtors
are rogues one and all;
They are not
That your creditors tiendishly plot
your downfall,
You may think that most men are
the DEVILS own kin,
And that all they desire is to save
their own skin,
And you only are SuiItless i'll this
world OF sin:
But you're not.
No heart that still beats is bevond
loves control;
Sure not.
There's spark from above in each
wandering soul:
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26

treated as an old rounder. In cases
OF extreme age and youth this
maxim cannot be overdone.
1t pleases a married man to be
told that his baby looks like him.
Every father knows from whom his
children inherit their beauty and
talent. 1t pleases every man to be
told that he has literary talent and
ought to write. Nobody but the
long-suticring editor knows who 'NOX
Pupuli' and "Old Subscriber" are.
1t pleases even the most domestic
man to be told that he is a fascina-
tor. Every man is sorry for the
women he didn'tmarry. poor things.
1t pleases a man to be thought to
he the head OF his own house. and to
manage his wife. Ii II woman has Il
grain of sense she never DESTROYS
this illusion.
1t pleases IA man to have 1t assum-
ed that he is Il politician and knows
what the country needs, There are
10000 600 mon who are sure they
could run the Government without
a hitch.
Above all, it pIeases IL man to be
thought to be Ii good cook, ana ii he
can make a welsh rarebit that is not
Of the consistency OF Il shoe sole his
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26
REUNION PRIVILEGES.

Bids will be received for
ground privileges during the
Reunion at Canyon City, Aug.
t, D, 3 and 9TH, either as a whole,
or for separate privileges, such
as cold drinks, confectionery,
etc, etc, Said bids will be re
ceived until July 1, when they
will be passed upon by the exc
cutlve committee, who reserve
the right to reject any and all
bids made.
Parties getting privileges will
be required to pay one half in
cash when bid is accepted or
not later than July 10, the other
half to be secured by a good
note payable not later than Aug.
). Party or parties failing to
meet these requirements, shall
forfeit all right or rights &C
quired under their bid and the
committee may resell the priv.
lege or privileges as the case
may be.
Geo A. Brandon,
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26
THINGS THAT PLEASE MEN,
Dorothy Dix

Written for the Sunday Republic.
A woman who frankly admits tina
she is not IA favorite with men writes
asking me ii lean give her few sim
pie rules for rendering herself attrac
tive to the opposite sex.
cannot. lii knew any such val
liable trade secret | should keep it Il
myself but on general principles
men like women who know how t
say agreeable things to them. Thi,
is not because men are vain. All o
us enjoy having bouquets thrown al
Us. and we have Scriptural authori
" ior the soft answer that turnetl
away wrath and the smooth tOngu,
that pushcth the velvet.
Curiously enough. however, Il MAI
rarely enjoys a compliment SO muci
about the thing he can do az about
the thing he can't. The bushes,
man who has amaSsed a fortune by
his shrewdness and energy prefers a
compliment about the atrociOu~
verses he writes to an honest tribut,
OF praise to his financial sagncity
while the poet would rather be ap
plauded for his eyes than his muse
Generally speaking. man likes Il
he told that he Is handsome, wheth.
or he is or not,
He likes to be told he has small
feet. This is a tip Tor wives. There
is more virtue in apair OF tight shoes
in keeping Il man at home in the
evenings than in all the Ten Com
mandments.
1t pleases a man to be looked up TO-.
The tullest pole gets the prr-immOn,
ana the shortest woman the taIIeat
husband.
1t pleases a man to he asked for
advice You don't need 10 take it
Most men have advice to burn, and
they are always willing to bestow
it on women gratis.
1t pleases IL man for a woman to
depend on him This is the reason
all the female idiots get two hu7-
bands apiece while strong-minded
women remain old maids.
1t pleaSe> man 10 De asked ms
tailor's name. end to be thought
swell dresser. Most men economics
on their wives clothes.
It pleases the merchant to be tod
he has scientific mind, and would
have made a great doctor. while the
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26

per'ence IN newspaperuom, ina,
newspaper soap" something
m ca,,l ic co,,, atir,ec ,,,5a NTH
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26

|utting the new spur in as soon
5 weather conditions will per.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26

b. Tne gold viii hc forthcoming
r.-Roswell Record.
L. -. ..li..rr {. 4. nn..h inr,n n.n2
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26

down and arenow making prices
to the buying public that cannot
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26
Geo. A. Brandon.

.,.u''f's .-..s....
WIICE.
T.. For tn5I, a ~ , ha'Not or shave
south side or Stockmen ) Nat
ional bank Am also agent for
Sherman Laundry. First class
work and 4 &Pus treatment
Is our motro. SYve us Il trial
and be convinced.
Yours to Please,
Y J. A/oNNAcK.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26

When in need Of Long Leaf
yellow Pine so to the Canyon
Lumber Co.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1903-06-26

It's worn as thin as charity.
Plainview will continnA ~
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-05-17
WHAT A "YALLAR JOURNAL"
DOES FOR HUMANITY.

The New York American is doing the
cause of humanity great service in
sending a Special Commissioner to Russia
to investigate the stories of cruelty and
outrage OF the Jews. The reports of the
frightful events that make the life of the
Jews in Russia hell on earth has arous
ed the indignation OF the civilized world
The Americans Commissioner, Michae
Davitt. says he is going with an open
mind, resolved to find the truth, and
when that is found, transmit it to the
American for the information of the
world"
The leading Jews all over the~world are
expressing their gratitude to the American
its action. 1t is step in line with
the Hottest ideals and shows that in
progressive journalism oppressed people
have the best friend and the truest adj
vocate. 1t is such actions as this, called
Waller Journalism by stingy contempor-
aries, that has given the American the
great power it yields for humanity.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-05-17
AHEAD IN BRAINS, HEELS. AND
HANDS.

The record of the University boys for
the year now closing has added addition
al lustre to the reputation of the Uni
yersity in all lines. The record is unpre
cedented and greatly gratifes the alumni
and all friends of that venerable mstitu-
tion.
It's best athletic record was made in
base ball Out of total of seventeen
games the University team lost only two
games, and then the score was close
That team justly deserves the honor OF
the championship of the South.
In foot ball the University made a good
record, winning victory in most contests,
and tieing the University of Virginia.
During the session two inter collegiate
debates were held-one with Vanderbilt
and the other with Johns Hopkins Uni
versity. In both of these debates North
Carolina won
And so it is that North Carolina is
ahead in brains, in heels and in hands.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-05-17
TOO SMART FOR THE SOUTH.


Norfolk Landmark
Though we say it with feeling oil
shame, it is fact that there were some
Southerners at the recent Southernern
Educational Conference in Richmond who
exhibited dissatisfaction with the I'M
qualifiedly friendly and sympathetic
speeches made by Northern men like
Editor McKelway, of the Brooklyn Eagle.
and DR.. Lyman Abbott
The leading Northern members of the
Conference spoke in a manner highly
gratifying to the Southern people The
Northern members who were disgruntlGd
at this friendliness, however, lost no
time, after they reached their homes, in
proclaiming that several of the most IN
telligent Of the Southern educators in
attendance shared their own feeling that
there had been too much sympathy ex-
pressed for the South and too little criti-
eism.
1t is not fair to charge the Southern
Educational Association with the indi-
vidual DYSPEPSIA from which small min
GRITTY of its members appears suffer.
but it is just as we'll that we should
take note of the Southern element i'm
that minority. In the address made be-
fore the Conference a Richmond by
Professor Edwin Minis, of Trinity Col
lege. Durham, N. c., and reproduced last
Saturday in the New York Evening Post
is found the following statement
Il have just one fear about the no
table utterances made by Northern
men this conference. There is a
danger that in all that is being said
by them in the way of eulogizing
Southern heroes, and adopting South
ern points of view on certain ques
tions, we of tho South may be con-
frmed in our provincialism, estab-
lished in our isolation"
The Southern people are no more pro
yincial" hat the people of New England
They have not the money to travel SO
much as the people of other parts OF the
country, and hence may be more nearly
isolated. Their isolation will not be
cured by speeches. They have just as
much sense ''per capita" as the people
of any other part of he country They
may have a greater proportion OF illit-
crates among the whites than other sec
tions of the country, and The Landmark
believes that this condition ough to be
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-05-17

In his address at the Spinners' Conven-
ton in Charlotte, President Hiss suggest
ed that cotton mill manufacturers protect
themselves against speculative prices by
buying their supply of cotton between
September and December, as is largely the
case with foreign spinners. If so, he
said there would be but slight oppor-
tunity for the manipulation to juggle a
profit out of the few hundred thousand
bales not taken up by these purchases.
Mr.. Hiss estimates that though only ten
million bales of cotton were made last
year between 100000 and 100, 900, 0cO
bales were sold
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-05-17
THE DOCTOR WHO MADE HEALTH
CONTAGIOUS.

J. p. M. in Journey to Nature.
The Doctor was one of these physicians
who radiate health instead of prescribing
it. He said once that he got his diploma
from Nature, and had been forty years
matriculating. But he had the document
Of his human Alma Mater framed and
hung up in his study, all the same, and
could afford to take his hyperboles with
good humor, as when he said that six
out of ten sick men would acquire health
If they could only be restored to primitive
ignorance; they know too much to be
normal.
Absurd as all this was, it nevertheless
had reviving effect that was inscrutable,
ike a smell of terebinth. The Doctor
exuded balm of Gilead in his talk. 1t
was always an exaggerated and lusty kind
Of assertion that struck you like the af-
flatus of the pine woods when the west
wind blows. 1t was as if he lad more
health himself than he knew what to do
with, and so shed it in his conversation.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-05-17
AMORNING TONIC.

(Heny Van Dyke.)
Let me but do my work from day to day,
In field or forest, at the desk or loom,
In roaring market-place, or tranquil
way;
Let me but find it in my heart to say,
When vagrant wishes beckon me astray-
This is my work; my blessing, not
my doom;
OF all who live, 1 am the one by whom
This work can best be done, in the right
way
Then shall / see it not too great, nor
small,
To suit my spirit and to prove my
powers;
Then shall / cheerful greet the labor
ing hours,
And cheerful turn, when the long sha-
dows fall
At eventide, to play and love and rest,
Because l know for me my work is best.
copyrighted, 1902, The Outlook Co..
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-05-17
W'ITE EYES.

(For the News and observer.)
Far away on de ole plantation,
An I tells you wat it is
amt bin deer fur many a year,
An 1 amt gwine keer eff I doan' git deer,
Whar l wuz bon an rim,
Whar / wuz bon an rim,
Whar / wuz bon an rim,
De allergater slep' by de big bayou,
An he wunk dose eyes OBJ hisn.
On de aidge OBJ de mex plantation
Lbbed de puttiest gal ebber you see;,
Her checks wuz black. an her teef wuz
wife,
Her wool wuz kinky, an thunk sight
OBJ her an she OBJ me
An I had great expectations
One day we went a-co'tin'
Down deer by de big bayou;
An we set on a log neat 4 cypress tree,
An I squirt at da gal, an she squirt at
me.
An we bof admire de view,
But-whar l wuz bon an rim,
Whar / wuz bon an rim,
De allergater sleep by de big bayou,
An he wunk dose eyes OBJ hisn.
Den dat log commence a-creepin'
In a creepy sort OBJ way;
An up l jumps, but wen l looks 'roun
lords de stream de log wuz a-waddhn
down
At a pace dat seemed to say:
II too hez great expectations"
And ljes fore he slide in de water.
Dat allergater wunk at me
Ez much ez to say: Eyes, yer gal am
sweet;
Ez man OBJ tas'e you cant be beat,
An l hope she'll agree wifi me-
Whar wuz bon an rim,
Whar wuz bon an rim,
Dat alIergater wait by de big bayou, +
An he wunk dose eyes OBJ hisn.
So now Use po' ole niger,
An Use wep my wife eyes dry
FUR dat kinky haired gal wat de big log
eat;
But amt gwine back to inyestergate.
An you knows de reason why
Cause-whar wuz bon an rim,
Whar / wuz BON an rim,
Dat allergater waitu by de big bayou
A wunkin dose eyes OBJ hisn.
Wuz skeart? Well, Boss, reckon,
I'll nebber git ober dat skeer:
1t berry near split my complexion,
An it's lef' me stranded here; -
Say, Boss, CANT you len me a nickel
To drown dat frog in my froat?
An to wash down desc sad recollexions
What makes me ez dry ez a goat?
GEOGE H. MURPHY.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-05-17

quire a reputation for probity and ability
to which his own intellect certainly did
not contribute, for as a Gubernatoridl
candidate his speeches and writings oh.
viously came from a brain quite as feeble
as the moral sense which prompted him
to proclaim Matt Quay great and good
man.
Until Pennsylvania is ready to make
war upon the machine as such, upon every
candidate for any office who owes ale
glance to it, the State will continue to be
what it long has been and is now, the
home of political corruption so gross.
deep-seatcd and pervasive as to be a
scandal to the whole Republic
Pennypacker is simply punishment for
sin.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-05-17
quay AND THE PRESS IN PENNsYL
WANNA.

j
VANIA.
New York American.
Governor Pennypacker, who is a cousin
Of Senator Quay and in print gravely com
pared that statesman to Webster and
clay, not to his gifted cousins disadvant-
age, has signed the Grady-Salus libel bill
conceived by the Quay machine in revenge
'or press criticism of its crimes 1t aims
1t taking the life out of journalism il
Pennsylvania and especially seeks to sup
)ress the cartoonst.
In the memorandum accompanying his
approval Of the bill Governor Pennypackcl
eelingly relates that few days ago he
himself was actually pictured in news
paper as an ugly little dwarf standing
IN a stool alongside a printing press with
arge wheels, "all so arranged that when
he press starts the stool and its occu-
PANT will be thrown to the ground" His
comment upon this unexampled outrage is
/ is follows:
"Put into words. the cartoon asserts to
he world that the press is above the law
md greater in strength than the Govern
nent. No self-respecting people will per.
nit such an attitude to be long maintain
ID. In England century ago the often
Ter would have been drawn and quarter
ID and his head stuck upon pole with
Dut the gates.
And much less than century ago in
ome parts of our own country the people
would have been so lawless as to drive
tut with stripes from among them scoun-
irels of the kind who run the political
machine which nominated Judge Penny
lacker and made it possible for him to be
Governor. But the majority of the citi
1ens of Pennsylvania have been thorough
" tanned. They seem to be incapable Of
lbhorring. not to speak of banishing. bal
ot-box suffers and pubic thieves who
teal in the open, and have become so
lsed to the sort of government they get
hey will not even vote to overthrow It.
They are satisfied to let the newspapers
protest against (which most of them.
oe it said in their honor, do without ceas-
'ng.
It remains to be shown whether or not
he QUAY machine will be as successful in
is efforts to deprive Pennsylvania of Il
rec press as it was in stealing the street
ailway franchises of the principal cities
wo years ago and legislating elected may
ors out of office.
For some of the newspapers which will
ave to suffer under this new gag law no
ympathy can be felt. Although Penny
'acker was VIGOROUSLY the nominee Of the
quay machine, and glored IN 1T, they still
advocated his election on the ground that
he was personally respectable" That
Is, while on the bench he managed to ac-