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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1903-03-09
Cine ieniationeae Seene i'm
Gsridtsiaale.
9lnipalt 8m. gleIipn auf SefebI bes Hi6ters
perbaftet.

Ser 6aQ oes 8eorse Srennermann
ton %. gearl Ctr. No. 535, tpel4er
oes m6rberii6en Nnsriffs auf ieine
Srau aneetlast mar enSiste ni9t nur
nit elmer idweren geitrafuns oss an=
eetlasten, iOnbern aud nit elmer Ver-
baftuns oes gntpalts @m. Nelion.
8rennermann mar in Der Gamitag
9fa9t in beouieltem 3ufanoe nad
SauIe eefommen uno bate feline Srau
nit einem Sran9irmsher abmurtlen
ipollen. Sbr gruber mar 81 re4ter
3eit eridiensn unb batte ibn nit einem
sSeueriairer gu goben ssialasen.
8rennermann purbe ipegen ge=
orobens nit elmer @affs our 3abluns
BON 800 unb Soften uno elmer 9lr=
beitsbaustrafs bon 80 Sasen perur=
t6eilt; tpesen oes m6rberiiden 9ln9riffs
bat er cine Strafe bon 180 Sagen,
$3.50 unb Soften absubiiBen. 5at er
Die Strafe big auf ben leBten Sent ab=
sufben, 10 piro er iid erf I'm Weib=
na9ten 1904 Der golbenen Jreibeit er=
freuen f0nnen.
gladbem Der 8erurtbeilte abgsfiibrt
mnrnpn NOR INN feine frQu ben 8e=
ri6tsIaal berlalen nollte, ndberte li9
i6r her Qlbpotat gDm. 9felion uno
fliiIferte ibr ins Sbr, baB er he iu
ipre6en tpiinide. Iuf benz Corridor
t6eilte er ibr Johann nit, oab er ibr
eine Sdeioung bon ibrem Wtanne per=
itaffen tonne uno Stpar fiir So.
Die 6rau iagte, baB ibre Wlietbe
fdGia iei, unb oaB iie nur So bdtte.
glelIcn srwioerte, feline @tietbe lei
aud fdlig; er triiroe einitrpeilen Die 81
nebmen, ben Gslt tonne iie ibm an
Mittpo6 9eben.
Sobalo Der lteQbertreten0e Glhter
Collins bon oieIer Transaction bOrte,
lieB er ben gtelion unter Der @ntla9e.
elm vsemeiner prO3ebitifter" gu iein,
bcrbaftsn.
SerIelbe puroe ibm Johann burse=
fii6rt uno Der Gall puroe bierauf aui
nddfsn Sonneritag Oeridoben.
Nelion mubte cine Stunbe III Der
Belle subrinsen, bis er bic bon ibm
psrlanste Siirsi6aft bon s25 lsiiten
tDnnte.
Gins Stimmenbertdufer I'm er
pro5eifirt.
Wm. &boabes tpurbe bsute i'm @ri=
nlinalgeri9t bOr elmer SurD tpe9en
gerfaufens ieinsr Stimme bel Der leB=
ten Serbtuabl pro5eiiirt.
gr ift Der erffe bon ben % 8irgern
BON SausbUi1le, wel9e uegen Stim=
menpertaufs in @ntlaseSuitano perieBi
OsrieBt tporben iiub.
Der 6all puroe am Ha4mittag Der
Surp CUR geratbuns iibergeben.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1903-03-09
SnSianapolis Charlottesville

Die ,@oniolioateb Sraetion 60. ="
miro, ba iie iebt Die n6thisen @elomit=
tel on Sanb bat, nit benz gau Der elec=
triiden gabnlinie, tpel9e bon Grap-
forospile pia Mace. Nep RoB, Sames=
toun, gromnsbers etc. na4 bier eta=
blirt ueroen iOl, beginner lahen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1903-03-09

no obne 3weifel rieiieer S9aoen an=
|9eri6tet tueroen miro. Sn Metropo=
lls, Su.. mo Der 6lnb auf bier Sub
liber Die @efatrlinie 9efern aniiiea,
ilno Die nieoriaer 9elegenen Sbeile Der
Stabt bereits iiberflutbet uno Elm ueite=
reg Steisen um 5pei SUB pirb cine
an3abl bon 6abriten gum SdlieBen
5minsen. Nebnli6e geri9te tummen
aug alien Stdoten am unteren Sbio
uno aud bon Oberbalb @panspils lau<
ten Die Nadridtsn bur6aus .ni6t er=
mutbisenb.
Soutb genb. Der 81. So=
iepb 6lub III nod INNER i'm Steieen
beeriffen uno bat u. u. i4on oem 81
CUB boben Damn bel Sen Sslnno be-
oeutenoen S4aosn susefiist.
Seine Sreunbe bon Cub.
II.
GbarIest TON. Sie offisiellen
3ablsn oes @abIreiultats in ben
Somnibips Utica, Suen uno 8etble=
hsm in @lart @Ountp, Snb., betrsffs
elmer Beiitsuer bon srpei proSent am
Dollar fsuerbaren gi1entbums CUR
llnteritiiBuns Der elettrii9en Sabn
@incinnati=2 ouispille lautsn fol9enoer=
maBen:
Utica Sotpnibip, eriter Yrecintt:
Fir Die Sabn l52, sesen Die Sabn
rs; cine Mebrbeit bon sc gu @unifen
Der Sabn. 3ueiter precintt: Sir
Die Yabn l6, sesen Die Sahn 1873, cine
Wlebrbeit bon 1872 sesen bic Subn; Die
8eiammtmebrbeit i'm Sopnfbip eesen
Die Steuerumlase betrdst aIiO 46. =
Omen SOwnibip: Sir Die Sabn as,
sessn Die gabn "a; cine Mebrbeit bon
Sc se9en bic Steuerumlass. 8stble.
bem Sopnibip: 6hr Die Sabn 95,
seeen bic 9abn so, cine Metrbeit pOn
As 81 8unfen Der Steuerumlaee.
Sn Utica Sopnibip bdtte fi9 Der
grtras uuf 800. 700 belaufen, bassssn
in ben Sopnibips Omen unb getble=
Dem ni6t einmal 10000.
Sas &eiultat in Omen 1T cine
lieberrai6uns, ba bieie @essnb Obne
giienbabnOerbinouns 1T, als bas ein=
3ise Sopnibip i'm @ountp. auBer getb=
lebem, no es ii6 ebenio berbdlt.
Sas &eiultat i'm Sopnibip iit na=
tiirli9 Senen niat anssnebm, Die fir
bic Steuer tparen, uno Elm @onteit 1T
leidt m6sli9.
Gin Spfer bes Spiel
SeIfels.
6rantlin. Omar &. gDebb,
So1n oes bleltgen promlnenten Sauf=
manns Sobn g. @ebb, wurbs am
Samitas in ieiner WOSnuns bon iei=
mem @ater als 2eiae aufeefunoen.
Sieielbe mar bereits Der Nertpeiune
nabe.
@ebb, nelder fir cine GbieasOsr
5irma reiit, ieinen @obniib absr bier
bate, bate am leBten Sonntag feline
Srau unb Sabp su ieinen nabe Der
| Stabt mohnenben gltern esbra6t, tup-
ielbit bieielbeu wdbreno Der Sauer, oab
er auf &eiien mar, bsrbleiben iollten.
| Seine Inseb6rigen ba9ten, oab er
| feline &eiie aneetreten bate. gr mar
liebod am Montag in feline @obnung
Isuriidsefebrt unb batte feinem 2eben
Elm freipiQises gnoe bereitet. aa
| Samfiae fattete isin Water Der @ob=
nung einen 8siud ab, uno 81 feinsm
gntisbsn funo tr ieinen SObn ais
9eite Dor. ylus einem an feline iunee
Grau aoreiiirten Brief sius beruor,
oaB isin Sans gum Spielen ibn ruinirt
bate.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1903-03-09
Sta6rt6ten aus Snbtana.



Metbooifen Stride in 9afOntaine,
oeren 8au $4,000 setofet bat,
wuroe am Sonntas unier sntiprs9ens
ben Seierli6tsiten cingetpsibt.
Dr.. ga ollettes 8erfoleer.
g8ab alb. Seit seraumer 3eit
III Sr. 9afoaette bon @iliamsport
SerfOlsunsen alIer artsn ausseisbt
estpeien. Gs tpurbe mebrere Male auf
ibn sei9oIlen, ferner Der geriu6
sema4t, iein Saus nermittelit Spna=
nit in bic Suit 3u iprengen, feline
S6eune nieSersubrennen unb feline
6ubrwerte su 3erfOren. Inter Der
Nntlase, on bieien S9anotbaten be-
tbeiligt gstusisn gu iein, fino SObn unO
@barles SarrOo oerbaftet tporoen.
Sis 8rOBaei6uorsnen bon allen
@ountp baben bieislbe untsria9t unb
bic beioen Burden in Mnflage;uftano
beriebt.
Cine $ an fertisteits- s-
g 9ule.
Serre Saute. Sn elmer SIP
uns Der Staats= =Sruitees Der Snoiana
gtormal S9ule wurben &i9ter Stump.
Capt. W. 8. 9lrmitrons unb prdiioent
parions als Gomite ernannt, UNI
sinen Ylab fiir bas neue Sanbfertis=
eits=S6ulssbduoe ausaupdblen. Sn
6olse Der erb6bten @intiinfte, uel9e
bic S6ule nah bem jiin9f in Der
2esislatur paiiirtsn @eiese bat, wirb
bieielbe i'm Stanoe iein, Elm iOl9es
Sebdube erridten gu laiien.
@uf Der Saso ertrunte n.
@nansb lie. Wm. 2e9e=
mann, Elm betannter Staotreilenber
fir Elm hiefises Wboleiale Srosuen=
@eiddft befano ii9 nit ieinem gruber
Carl auI oem NbiO etpa iiebeu Meilen
bon bier auf Der @ntenjaeo, als oaa
Boot plOBli4 tenterte. gr sytrant,
pdbrenb iein 9ruber nit tnapper
9fotb serettst tpuroe. Die 2si6e murbe
ipdter aus benz Gluiie aeiifdt. Der
grtruntene mar Elm gteffe bes gr=
Staats.Senators 9lusuft 2sid uno
oes gr=Staats= ts=S9abmeiiters s. u.
2emfe bon Snoianapolis.
II 9 o itmeifer 6 a m n, a d I
Muncie. Sabib @ammaf, 8oF=
meifer bon Wuncie, 1T am SOnntas
mad LANCER &rantbeit i'm Nlter BON
81 Sahren aus benz 2eben geI9ieoen.
gr mar elmer Der berborrasenbifen
giirser bes Dfli6en Snbiana unb an
pielsn inouitriellen llnternebmunsen
bethsilist. gr mar II. u. Der 8riin-
Der Der vSnoiana 8etrsioe Sdnbler=
8ereiniguns".
$ d ma fer.
W Wafbington Ser Wbits
&iper 1T in 6olse Der itarten &eaen.
|giife Der lebten Sage nod immer i'm
Gteisen bssrifen, uno berislbe bal
Iiebt cine felt pielen Sabren niat baSe'
tpeiene SDbe erreidt. 0iele 6amiIien
mubtsn i'm 2aufe bes Sonntass mil
ShIfe bon 8oten aug ibren Wobnun.
gen 9ebolt uno in Siderbeit gebra9t
tperben.
gbanspills. - gs lint
ale 9lusfidteu FIR cine sefabr.
lide 9od1utb borbanben. @lau-
ben erfabrene GluBidiffer aud faum,
baB cine Wisberboluns Der 1SS4sr
9OdFutb fid ereisnen miro, 10 mub
man immerbin barauf aefaBt iein, oaB
Der 6lub nidt iebr melt binter ienem
ho9ften bier ie erlebten Wafieritanoe
suriif bleiben tpirb. Sopeit man jebt
| fddben fann, tpirb man einen @ailer=
ifano bon As SUB bier ertparten t0nnsn.
ST aud fur guansbile felbft bel
FOLDER 6lubb6be nod teine 6efabr bor-
banben. 10 bebeutet oieielbe fir bic Bs=
pobner Der 6lubnieoerunsen ni9t nur
sswaltisen Sdaoen uno grobe unan-
nebmlidteiten, iOnbern iOsar erntlide
8efabr, uno biele berielben baben bes-
balb iebt i4On ibre 8orbereitunsen CUR
JluAt setrOffen Ooer baben ibre 6duier
1 -. ll~cr
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-15

washes have been invented. Nearly all
seem manufactured upon a general formu-
la Of an alcoholic base tinted pink and
containing solution OF some gun lac
quer. which. when dried. remains moder-
ately elastic. The naii-scissors are small,
like those Of the West. so far as the
blades are concerned but the loops are
altogether different. The thumb loop Ii
Altogether different The thump loop is
of normal size, while it's mate is large
enough for two and even three and four
fingers- This construction gives a firmer
grip and stronger and more accurately
cutting quality. Curious implements are
the cutting tweezers. These have straight
or convex edges and are employed TO
remove callous or dead skin. trimm nails.
and to correct the growth OF tissure on
the tip OF the finger below the nail. For
polishing the under side Of the nail. espe-
clsly near the quick. little sticks of
hard, elastic wood are used. These are
cut with varying heads. Some come 10
a point. others TO chisei-like edges. while
a third are cut into brush like ends which
will carry a large amount OF polishing
powder. Many Chinese women. instead Of
cutting these sticks. chew the ends into
little brushes.-New York Post
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-15
INDIANS SIGN VOCABULARY.

The Bsnnock and shoshone Indians Of
| the Fort Hall Reservation. Idaho. have
persisten:ly predicted a winter OF uuils-
! uai severity for Ise-5 However. the
rather strikinxly hue and open winter
that We have enjoyed 10 far tends 20
prove their REPRESENTATIONS but on a par
with the forecasts made 81 the sverazs
white man or course. We are not yet
on; OF the woods. and there IL ample
time for the provision Of the Indian to
prove inconveHientiy trus
That they are thoroughly convinced IN
their expectation OF a cold and Disagree
able winter can easily be demonstrated by
inquiry among any who profess To make
a speciality Of weather conditions Even
those not familiar with the EnKissh Ian
guagc viii. when asked sb0u, the com
!nz winter weather give the hammock
sign for extreme cold. This they nazs
by tightly ciInchlnz both hands eroas-
ing the forearus on the breast. wl,h =
slight trembling motion. quite ezprepsivs
Of cold. secsn; experience 1sras u.
t. sdrnonish al concerned hat thi. ssxa
must 10, BE- corfosneed with one s~ry
much Ike n and one greatly zsei ~
eusky men and maS5sns when % differ
eni TRIES.
The sign n question g. very similar
70 that expressing cold. sxesp, that The
eiinchsd hands are heid petty eso-e m
Ger the chin The slxaiEczncs - sa<.
the reverse 81 cold. IL irescates n the
Indian syn isngua 70. 4 soss.@ 10 aos
get the eiincf.sd a@ssis 20 hiEh ard nssr
she chin a. Z ~ a, one flsn~ EneoaE-
tsriEK an Old sqlAN If an Inifza eaeanaY-
Eusrf on rery cold rnsrr5lns and de~as-
INK 70 extend TIE amenities = TIE ee~z-
sion. az we'll a. 20 ~rsreisv my newly
acquired cold sixa eiinehsss nay hsnas
ara crossec ;k@ fosezrFns 0vsr ny breast.
hut. unfortunately. ! piseee ny as.s vel
uEtsr he chin. rnEseh - sk@ arasx@ra~ns
q TIE good saDs~. fhe srnhzrras.sn~n.
q uys~;f. and = th~ ssifsns sn Jsz meat
- tn lsssan sp@esztSrs
fnapiTs ard osservaffon fs-d "a ss.sx.
that tEs iastaa ssxn ro~ahalarv q y~~x
osscier; ~ ssEns rsiasinS - estd -.
slszx In1lzsE Fsprr-<1s<s Z Writer %
n-sTk~s severity ~ plesexrzsA q 4.
frnz-a cro~ Certslrg, 4 sassh. D. 80
Considered a. gnpxsss c~xsss q ca
sss~- sHs~ h5r< s1-=ss 40 zesi sss. a
care Ter Hseif. shcptf - fsox~n Th-x
also graphically gersrayss cod -essA~-
zr@ dep srcz ~ 10 s-szssx y big
'ss<ss si'7oss coe ~r~6 wifh sss s-a~.
Ws~-s s-ksss abpss cd zfrs-r- sf sAs
f-sss thu -osid i.sr.vsaeossr rnax@ .
resixh erssins Z shss ehsr@rt~r aaa &C.
rsFzssiF e~rsxa4ss go sn,~ ~ nara<rsf
isssS-s@ss LAKE Trfsrsae
To fr'f2s ss-siSsss 81 al kiads- gerIs6sax
'-soa~T ast<rs senz ss1 reo~fss.s. srsnz-
go ~ fhs S~~ Y1sk pSs.aee~ last
49, 49, z,or~ tkaa az 90 m
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-15
BRINGING CROOKS HOME.

The army transport Logan arrived re-
Gently from Manila. She brought IL cabin
passengers and i.es. soldiers. discharge,i
men Of very much the same character a.
those who made the last voyage OF the
Thomas such strenuous struggle. But
there was 40 strenuous struggle on the
Logan
When the Logan left Manila the form
OF paying the discharged -.eu was gone
through. IL vas only a form. however.
The money went from the psTrsasfsr into
1.s47 envelopes Each envelope was mark
ed with tire name Of the soldier oEner
and deDosstor IN Loxzns stress box. Some
f3e es IN this way tzs~n care Of for
the men Until last Monday when .he
envelopes were distributes 20 their own
ers
Excep; fhase men fha; rad b~en pad
OF in Mania the Logzn' s soldier psz-es-
gers xere nsos.yf~.s. 40 rone1 70
gsnbllns. and an eon.es1encs. peace
from Manila 70 San Frz.<ssco-
Not only vas The rsor~y wtssheid A.
elaborate array a gsrneltnr soois. tia
reward 81 = systs-zsssc sesyrh - th@
troop quarters. vss corrsez.ec ard vas
thrown overheard The r<r xso-sed.
and soEss q ;h~rn offered to pay ~
custecss- q :h~ir rlo1~y = p~r cent
e0nuE FOR rbs u-e % sorss Of ~ To- at
frzctive rate proved 70 snf1o-r,~.s hoz-
ever. sni more fhes o-ss sot<s~s yesterday
faznked ths orsesrs r<~-eas SITE fer hos1-
Inx On 20 TIE rs~s-s fz-1s sS< erSEfin=
;h~sz - Ian; IN ESQ Frzn~f.co sffh
=-on~y - sh-4r porssf.
Fosr s=-~-shs-x r4-sast~rp s-ssstsss she
Logan a yazi,4 ~t,h ~ eyses-sf snrvo-~
81 Biytnx sb<sr trace -f-- tt-< r-~n BAD
s<en paid % ard prr~ Sssrw asho-- a,
Sa<zSakl sith sasf % ~ rsoosy e>r-s~s
~ TIE discharged rs~n- xitheo@einx re
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-15
FASTIDiOUs cHINAWOMAN.

Lovely woman has the same weaknesses
in Pekin and Canton as in New York and
Chicago. The colfreur. milliner. dress
maker and bootmaker are as important 10
her as to her American sister. Like the
latter. she dotes upon manicuring. but
on account of social conditions there are
twice or thrice a week. Either she at
tends to her own nails or else she de-
ponds upon junior wife q servant. or q
slave TO do the work for her. The wives
OF wealthy Chinese merchants In New
York's Chinatown usually hire the bar
ber'' TO look after their tapering fingers
Her ideal hEgernaii Is not that of the
Occident. at least so far as shape is con-
cerned. Where the westerner makes as a
standard a simple oval which is almost
parallel 10 the curvature OF the finger.
Chinese lady of fashion wants her 10 ex-
tend well beyond the hnger-tips. 80 as 70
form an ellipse whose ma 5or axis f. at
least twice the minor. The flesh at the
base Is pushed back as far as possible 50
20 increase the iune.te or moon while
AT the side IL Is ENCOURAGED to overlap
the nail
The ends should be at least haH-fnch
in length beyond the line where they
separate from the skin The reason OF
this last requirement l. that the leaSth
shows that the owner does not work.
Yet as every Chinese woman does work.
she ,eeps Up the fiction b. several odd eI-
Pedients One 10 20 WEIR anger-czps when
working and when asleep These are
often bought BY Summing parties II Pcii
street for souvenirs Another - TO Csc
sfovee or rns;tea. or even stockings upon
th> hands when engaged upon the hosss@-
hold labor.
In = manicure eauipn~zt there are
FIRST. toilet soap. and s>cors sap wood:
the latter bei.z also employed fer shan
pooing- There - also S<- of urrD-at
vAich corresponds 20 AzrTtcsr ccsf
cream For polishing powder ih~F are
puiverfzet cstrie1sh bore mixed ~ifh san
dalveo6- zz.trzs. Or SrseSa tea Ger~rx
For APPLYING the powder. fhey have a
s-rsn brush locking very zecs IKE ne
Western toothbrush. or . Ea@ s4Ik tczei. |
yer ine.orsnS TIE rDisr % The r2n rzzsy
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-15
of the Skin and Blood
Should Begin NOW

blood HUMOURS Skin Humours, Scalp Humours Baby
II Humours and every kind of Humour Pmples to
Scroua with Premature Loss of Hair. be speedily.
permanently and economically cured by Cucua Resovnt
of Blood and Skin Purifiers
Ointment and Cuticura Soap
Thousands of the worlds best people have found relief
and speedy by the Cucu Resovent Ointment AMI
Soap in the most torturing and ds6gung of ITCHING BURN
ING and SCALY HUMOURS, ECZEMAS. RASfiES ITCH
INGS and INFLAMMATIONS
Thousands Tired Fretted Mothers Skin Tortured
Dshgd Babies of all and conditions have certified almost
miraculous by the CutcWa Remedies the medical
skill has failed to relieve much less
Cucura Treatment local OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES and
perfect and wholesome Battle the surfaces
with Cutca and Hot Water the and
Scales and So the Thckened Cucle dry without hard rubbing
and apply Cuicua Ointment freely ay Itching Irritation and
Inflammation and Soothe and Heal lastly take Cutcura
Resvent Cool Cleanse put every
a of healthy activity
To those who have suffered long and hopeessy from umous
OF the Blood Skin and Scalp and who have lost faith doctors
medicines and all things human Cucun Remedies appeal with
force hardly be realized Every hope awakened
by them has been more than fulfilled More great Of Simple
Scrofuous and Hereditary Hmours daily made by them than
by all other Blood and Skin Remedies combined single being
often sufficient the distressing all
o cs,e per- vial Of
boz PEI hs the
+ Frch Depot.
Co.
IcAL CORPORATION
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-02-15

pay envelopes spoiled the crop. however.
and even II their presence had not been
discovered By the officers the four crooks
would have reaped a poor harvest.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-09-17
MISSING WORDS.
Annoying Gaps In English Language
That Cause Inconvenience.

Annoying Gaps In English Language
That Cause Inconvenience.
The English language may fairly
claim to be the most prolific in the
world. Not content with it's native
riches, il Possesses in special degree
the faculty Of assimilating everything
useful from other tongues, ancient and
modern. 1t ought indeed to be the
most perfect vehicle Of thought in the
world, and in some respects no doubt
it is.
But, curiously enough, there are de-
ficiencies in English not to be found in
far less copious languages. While In
many cases we have half a dozen
words expressing the same or prac-
tically the same thing, there are, ON
the other hand, certain ideas that have
no appropriate words to express them.
In the words denoting relationship
some notable gaps are found. The
most glazing instance is the want Of a
word to distinguish between a male
and female cousin. Other languages,
such as French and Italian, have a sep
arate word for each, but in English
some addition or explanation is re-
Quired in order to make it clear which
sex is intended.
Curious gaps occur here and there in
our language if we look into it. The
word ''show" expresses the idea of
making to see, but there is no word for
making to hear-a monograph, for ex-
ample. Il took the monograph to my
friend and What? Got him to
listen to it, would probably be the in
elegant finish to the sentence.
On the other hand, audience" means
those who hear and applies very well
to those present in lecture hall or con-
cert room. But what of those who see
a cricket match, for instance? "Spec
tators" is the nearest word, but it does
not correspond exactly to audience"
There is one deficiency in the Ian
guage so awkward and irritating that
made good. Need it be said that refer
ence is made to indiscriminate use of
the personal pronoun to denote either
the person speaking or the person
spoken of? This may not be a defect
peculiar to English, but it is one from
which the ancient classical tongues are
entirely free.
He said he had offered him money,
which he had declined" would be quite
comprehensible either in Greek or Lat
in, but in English it1necessitates a nuna-
Der of bracketed explanations which
are positively annoying and destructive
Of grace and fiuency.-London An
swers.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-09-17
The Generals Nose.

Like Cyrano de Bergerac, General B..
Of the regular army was possessed Of
nose which excited curiosity, if not
comment, wherever he appeared. At
one of the hops given at the post the
dancers wore fancy dress and masks.
The generals partner CHANGED to be q
vivacious young thing who had nevef
met him before. Nor was she any the
wiser as to his identity when, foll0V8
ing the custom at mask balls, he ~
moved the covering from his face. HI
partner followed suit, and her pratuS
ceased for awhile. Then she remarked.
reproachfulN: ooh, but it isn't fair!
You haven't taken off your nose!"-
New York Herald.
In an entire year only one person was
killed on the railways of Great Britain
In three months S45 persons have been
killed and 11,162 injured on American
lines. The reason for this is plain. II
is a much more serious matter to kill q
person on an English railroad than 1t Is
In America
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-09-17
THE GENTLEMAN BURGLAR.
He Can Exist Only In Fiction, Never
In Real Life.

In Real Life.
Whenever a thief who is dressed 9th
erwise than i'll rags falls into the po-
lice net there are chronicled the adven-
lures of gentleman burglar
Such a being is, Of course, impossi-
BILE. He is a literary creation, like the
Invisible Man, tie Frankenstein
monster, KipNng's Mowgli and the rest
of the crew of prodigies that dWe.
within book covers.
AS character in fiction the gentle
man burglar" could lie made plausible
and picturesque, for when we get into
the realm Of fancy there is an implied
contract that the reader shall accept
the authors premises and not bother
about possibilities.
A burglar is just thicf-abOut the
meanest of thieves,
To a man endowed with qualities of
refinement and consideration of 9th
ers and honor-whiCh are the attri-
butes of a gentleman-burs1ary or other
theft is impossible. The pride of such
a man, his regard for his own opinion
of himself would prevent his sneak
ing into another mans house and tax
ing his plate or his wife's jewelry.
Then it must be remembered that the
burglar is prepared to do murder to
accomplish his robberies, and the idea
of gentleman committing murder for
gain is too inconsistent even for tic-
! ton.
A gentleman burglar is contra
dictiOn of terms like brave coward
or a tall pygmy. He may be better
dressed or his booty may be larger than
| that Of most burglars, but when 1t is
all summed up n: IS " j.i2 J25t !
+ plain thief-Wlth the moral code and
impulses of a pickpocket or a card
swindler or any other predatory crea-
ture whose natural home is a prison
and whose deserved and fitting raj
ment is a suit of stripes.-New York
American.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-09-17

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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-09-17
A Natural Mistake,

II was just telling our friend here.
Molly, that it was storming On the day
Of our marriage"
surely not, Hiram! The weather
was perfectly lovely!'
well, well! don't know how 1 got
so mixed up about it-probably because
It's been storming ever sincer'-Atlanta
Constitution.