The sun., 1903-06-21

! .nd M .ac wanted 70 have Tie bad sinner
"A little boy, curly hsaded. and about fve
years old. was kicking holes In the furniture
nbeI The .9S =:
dear-how can your. to which he would
Nlos,' se' cute y; young s' '@. % h.y9e1 don,. thlnt
ever hankered TO lather a kid with bed
- Pretty W bad de- sye, lady, I said to the
isn't it tsrribiei' she said, at the same
time smiling benignly upon little Sammy,
Seyoss wsS Is hs in psSnf S.f as The Se do
And l. got 10 in such a queer way. too
II was Acknowledging. little Sammy-
that's Sammy, theree at the piano.for try,
Ing 70 gut the Kittens ears of with the bread
and hit me right In the eyel He's a dear
little thing, but such temper as Sammy
has gotl He takes after his father In that,
afraid made a rft sysd sS q ss1s ss1s seT long Sss
wouldn't be able to keep my hands on
Sammy.
Another outside job that had while
back was dead new one on ~, me: M He was q q
, with a cop the night before.
He'd had q bun on and the cop had
ptnched. him for disorderiy condud. He
had resisted the rough-neck, and the cop
Ris' Ri head % WITH r. the hey iocust.-it didn't hurt
the sport any, because 1t went through his
derby and. was hhnted that way. The
sport had deposited hefty bundle OF col
lateral TO appear at the police court the next
SAY the sport said to me when I ap-
peared at his hotel in response to his SUM
mons early that morning, I want you TO
make q holy show OF me-you can't make
he went ahead and told me Of his scrap With
the cop and arrest the night before. I've
got to be down at the court In q couple OF
hours. for I don't want to lose out on the
bond bunch that had to put. up. Neither
roaded oyer to Blackwells, fol, they've
got two charges against me-disorderly
conduct and resisting an officer.
'lwant you to paint me shiner-gimme
eosny as %eo@ lamp rssn ps1
my face See? And then bind my head
up IN 'bandages 30 that. nothing but the
CLEANER will show-I want the phony cuts
the bandages I'll have something that looks
like the real thing to show EN-.
.'But they won't do that. I'm going to
have bunch OF witnesses on hand to testify
shst ths cop tried 'b t. beat my as on
clnbber that cop, and maybe III get away
sWeil, il looked little phony. Of course
it's my business to fix maps up and make
'em look natural, instead Of making GUS
toners look a. II they'd been trying to
rough house herd OF goats. But 1t was
none OF my business what this sport did
with his face after fixed him up, and
when he told me that there was S25 In it
for me I went at him and inside Of an hour
he was the worst-looAng imitation OF a
man you ever saw.
II painted him Q purple.black sinner
that covered nearly the whole side Of his
face, red+leaded q lot OF tagged-looking
out for Q stack Of bandages and wrapped
his head in about two acres Of lint. which
soused in arnica to make the frame-up
look natural. Say. that sport, after Il
got through with him, was enough to make
you 60 and buy hromides, just to look at
HE passed mo my sas, and I skated down
to the court 70 ses how he would mako out.
II was something easy.
bandssed sport tho pSs pSony 1S0t .snsT 81
and then he chased the complaining cop
of the bridge. calling him a loafer and
threatening to report him to tho
Commissioner.
".'You may g., my mAn.-you certainly
siready,' said the IA 1eH ssspase to I he spos4.
and then he climbed out, tipping me the
wistful wink out Of HIS bogus CLEANER