The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-05-01
ALONG The KANSAS NILE.

The way TO reach Kansas woman is
| through her husbands stomach. Compi-
ment her cooking.
The Arkansas City water suit is TO be
| pushed to a quick termination. The
sooner the better. now.
| The meat trust is again mysteriously
losing money. Hogs are going down
| and pork is going up.
Topeka has over sl5. 600 in her city treas
ury for the benefit of her fremen. \ ?
per cent tax Is the fountain.
The state Sunday school convention is
TO be held at Parsons. Parsonians usually
do themselves proud along this line.
BOYS and girls at Newton are given 10
cents an hour for cutting dandelions.
Such a wage is an insult to child labor.
That high lonesome that Pan got on
night before last was disgracefui. His
breath was enough TO Kill all the fruit
buds in the country.
Boyhood is the most independent state
of man, and the most reliable The boy
is responsible 10 his conscience, a master
| always with him.
With some. regret is a pleasure. \ man
at Hutchinson tells through a newspaper
how he might have been a millionaire
by securing a patent.
That frost the other night makes It evil
dent that the last legislature neglected
some very important work The laws OF
nature need Eending badly.
An elderly couple Of Newton have an
! old clock they bought nifty years ago
The only part that IS missing II the
cuckoo" According to the old gentle
man. il never was a success
The mules and asses OF this country
cause two-thirds the entire trouble. a
man has just been fined ~ Medicine
Lodge for tieing tin can % a mules tail
in order TO set him OF his premises. which
action Cnraged the owner and Tight en-
sued.
The grand jury sitting in Shawnee
county had its picture taken By fash
li-ht. wednesday. Strange. but YOU
would have supposed that that body could
have stood the daylight long enough 70
take a photograph
a relief fund of sympathy should be
taken up through the state for tEe wei
Hngton men The women there are fght-
ing for ali-niEht lights. the agitation haV-
ing been started b. the society women 4
the town floundc-ing iu the gutter az 9
O'Clock in the morning. while making
their way home from q reception. r.
Gently
wellington News. 3 young lady - the
city lives IN mortal fear q snakes SIZE
the discharge Of q gan 81 her Eeishtsor-
hood almost throws her into s14sEre- Shs
viii pat a frEeT in each ear and Zst
away in a hurry i anyone j. noticed r. -
handling any thirg that viii shoot BIS
youlE lady prays three times each day
The usual u1w I lay me cones ~ bed
tine. the Lard PRAYER f. repeated =
the morning. All during the eaF 9 tsirt
one Is sad s7xh5ch IS estlreiy original aE4
externFur ssseous- Be- e2ch enc q tncm
closfs up Sfrn 3 dse-rr tat every BODY
be b.erse6- buf she a1zays ADDS e1eeDf
gus and Snakes.
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DAYS have brought czf auetre- ore -
those urfartolats street ctarscters thzt
are found u ever tnz1- slaaT 10 a1atf
hare noticed 4 queer zct41E Sa1fi f2sss
who szfnds arcE-t zTezt eeaE o. tae
street c5-rcrs ard Eatcaes f1T ~ 1rHor-
ft.rtr 20 --zhout- a s1spe aT two fTozz to
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