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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
"Dioeencs the wise"

With an his faults, the old philos-
opher Of Athens was often called
"Diogencs the Wise" Whether his
wisdom was really so great as to de-
serve that title may be doubted. But
his worst faults seem to have been
good qualities carried TO excess. In
opposing too much luxury he cut
himself OF from the comforts Of
life; in his cacerncss TO make life
simple, he lost sight Of its gentilities;
he was saving at the expense Of neat
ness. truthful az the cost Of courte-
sy. and plain-spoken even to rude
ness. One would say that he was
oarse-graincd by nature; but he
showed signs Of tenderness, and even
refinement, which proved that the
grain was not entirely coarse, and
which made us wonder at an age
that could produce two men so wise
and yet so different as Diogenes, the
rude, walking philosopher Of his
time, and Plato. the polished
and aristocratic gentleman.-Eleanor
Lewis AN Old-Time Philosopher, ="
in st. Nicholas.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
An Education
Without Strain

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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

she-Do you think it is foolish to
marry on Friday?
He-Yes.
She-But why is IL more foolish to
marry on Friday than on any other
day Of the week?
He-It isn't-N. Y. Herald.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
THE PAY OF RULERS.
King Of SaxOny Is the Best Paid Of
the Ent.. Lot.
President of the United states at the
Foot Of the I.ist-EmperOrs aud
Kings Are Expensive
LuNurles.

No president Of the United States
has ever been able 10 save a dollar
out of his salary IL seems strange the
chief ruler must be obliged 10
leave his office a poorer man than
when he entered upon his duties.
Washington never accepted a penny
Of his salary aud IL cost him large
sum TO entertain while president.
None Of his successors has followed
his money-refusing precedent.
But the country was poor when
George Washington presided over its
Gestinies. 1t has been different since.
The United States has prospered won
derfully, yet not only the president,
but all the federal officers are poorly
paid, considering their services and the
salaries Of state. county and city Off
GERS. As to the president, persons ask
in wonder if $4,000 a year is not suffi-
cient. They DO not appreciate there is
a great house TO maintain, constantly
recurring receptions and numberless
expenses forced upon the president.
Although the president Of the United
States is ruler over $1,000 900 Of peo-
pie, his salary is only $4,000, while the
king of Portugal, ruling over 4,5O0, 900
people. receives each year $4,000.
The king Of saxony, king in name
only and by no manner Of means in
fact, the most important and arduous
affairs Of Saxony being controlled and
directed from Berlin, receives a salary
of S525,OOO, the area Of Saxony being
$500 square miles and the population
100000 The president Of the repub-
lie Of France gets an annual allowance
Of Sl25,OOO. but there is an enormous
additional allowance for expenses.
France is a nation Of 60, 900, 900, colonies
included and the president Of the
French republic exercises legal juris-
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

Friend-I haven't seen you for some
time.
Poet-No; fact is I have become a
a good deal Of a recluse lately.
Friend-I feared as much. How
much do Won ows2-N- Y WAskis
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

The proprietors Of Foley, Honey and
Tar do not advertise this as a sure cure
for consumption" They do not claim
it will cure this dread complaint in adj
vanced cases. but do positively assert
that il will cure in the earlier stages
and never fails TO give comfort and re-
lief in the worst cases Foley's Honey
and Tar is without doubt the greatest
throat and lung remedy. Refuse sub
stitntes.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
Just About Bedtime

take Little Early Riser-it will cure
constipation billiousness and liver
troubles. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
are different from other pills. They
do not gripe and break down the
mucous membranes Of the stomach,
liver and bowels, but cure boy gently
arousing the secretions and giving
strength to these organs. Sold by The
Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

"My wife" said Mr.. Younglove,
proudly, "can talk in four different
languages"
"Whatl" replied the crusty old bach
elor: mot all at once!"-Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

When you are suffering from rheuma-
tism, the kidneys must be attended 90
at once so that they will eliminate the
uric acid from the blood. Foleys Kid
ney Cure is the most effective remedy
for this purpose. R. T. Hopkins, Of
Polar. Wis. says, after runsuccessfully
doctoring three years for rheumatism
with the best doctors, ] tried Foley's
Kidney Cure and it cured me- ] cam
not speak too highly Of this great
medicine" Sold by II. G.. Crute
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
A strong Hint.

Harduppe-Say, old man, l believe ]
owe you an apology.
Freeman-Well, I've heard il called
Y, a fver, q fmuf plunks, and five
bones, but never an apology before.-
y. y. Times.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

He-Why is a womau's heart like an
umbrella?
She-l'm sure don't know.
Because it is not considered any
harm to steal it."-Yonkers States
man.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

Wright-Is your new book pure fc-
ton?
Penman-Nes. IL is.
"Wen, you've made a big mistake;
it's the other kind that pays."-Non-
kers Statesman.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

When you take GrOVe's Tasteless Chill
Tonic because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle showing that IL
is simply Iron and Quinine in taste
less form. No Cure, No Pay. soc.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

What's the secret Of happy. vigorous
health Simply keeping the bowels,
the stomach, the liver and Kidneys
strong and active. Burdock Blood
Bitters does il.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

Foley's Kidney Cure puriiies the
blood by straining out impurities and
tones up the whole system. Cures
kidney and bladder troubles. Sold by
II. G.. Crute.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

81 was troubled with kidney com
plant for about two years" writes A.
II. Davis. Of Mt. Sterling, Ia. but two
bottles Of foley's Kidney Cure effected
a permanent cure" Sold by IT,. C..
Crute.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

Hives are terrible torment % the
little folks. and to some older ones
Easily cured. Doan's Ointment never
fails Instant relief permanent cure
At any drug store. 80 cents.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
La Grippe Cough

cured with Dr. navids Cough Syrup OF pure
Pine, Tar. HOrchound and wild Cherry. bes
on earth for cough colds, cramp. consump
tion Bronchitis and all throat and lung irou
bles. Large bottle . cents at white 60
and Winston Drug co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

4 little life may be sacrificed 20 an
hours delay. Cholera infautum. dysen.
terry, diarrhoea come suddenly. Only
safe plan j. to have DR.. Fowler's
Extract Of Wild Strawberry always ON
hand
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

TSound Kidneys are safeguards Of life.
Make the kidneys healthy with FoIey's
KidneyIcure Sold by H. c. Crute. .
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

4 red-colored solution now obyiates
the need ofa dark room in photog-
raphv.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
To Cure a Gold in One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
lets. All druggists refund the money
If it fails to cure. +. W. Groves sigma
ture is on each box. 25c.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
Kronchifi. For TMenty Year..

Mrs. Minerva smith. Of Danyille, TIL.
writes: 81 had bronchitis for twenty
years and never got relief until used
Foley's Honey and Tar which is sure
cure Sold by II. G. Crute.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

A young man married may be "a
young man marred, but young man
unmarried isa plaything for all woman.
hood.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

cures made by Or.
Kilmer's Swamp-Roo
the great kidney. liver
and bladder remedy.
tits the great medi-
caltriumph Of the nine
teenth century; dis
covered after years Of
scientific research BY
Or. Kilmer. the emf
nent kidney and bad
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

In Russia people must marry before
eighty or not at all, and may marry
only five times.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

1t is said that more than 5000 wom-
en- are employed on the six principal
! French railways.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

Diptheria relieved in twenty minutes
Almost miraculous DR.. Thomas Elec-
tric oil. At any drug store.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

A bill 10 abolish state lotteries is 90
be introduced shortly in the Dutch
Parliament.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
stop ThatCough

before 10 stops you. DR.. David's Cough syrup
will cure 10, as numbers will testify. 10 ls the
best on earth. Large bottles p cents ai
White & Co. and Winston Drug 60.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

FIRING is now to ue had knotted into
ready-made fagotting.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

"The man who tells us our faults is
genrally our best friend, " said the Wise
Guy.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
Tynewriier For Sale.

Onesecond hand Remington IN as per-
feet condition a. new and offered at low
price. Sold for cash or on easy terms.
Apply to w. p. Venable.
Farmyille, Va
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

Mohair coats are summer rivals tC
those Of broadcloth and silk.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
Two RottIe, Cnred Nm.

Deep burnt siraw- are as handsome
as they are modish.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

All sorts Of garthered skirts are iu
the highest favor.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

wonderfully successful IN promptly curing
lame back, kidney. bladder. uric acid trou-
bles and Brght's Disease, which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
Or. Kilmer's Swamp-ROot IS not rec
commended for everything buify you haze kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble Il will be found
just the remedyyou need. lthas been tested
IN so many ways, in hospital work, In private
practice, among the helpless too poor 10 pur-
chase relief and has proved 50 successful in
every case that a special arrangement has
been made by which al readers ofthis paper
who have not already tried 1t, may have a
sample bottle sent free BY mail, also book
telling more about Swamp-Rooi and how 10
find out fyou have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer IN this paper and E
send your address 70 = A.
Or. Kilmer & Co., Bng- !. "a sis..l..:
hsmion. n. 7. The IL -. = = issz99 s9
regular fifty cent and Home Of svamp-Root
dollar sizes are sold BY all good druggists.
Don't make amy mistake, but remember
the name SwamI-Rooi. Dr. kilmer's
swamp p.Root, and the address, B|nghamp-
tom, y. ~, ON every bottle.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

Everyone needs a good blood purifier
in the spring. Rheumacide is rec0g-
nized as the best wherever known.
Refuse all substitutes. Does not iniure
the digestive organs A superb laXa-
tive and tonic At druggists.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

And the navy is so big already that
the merchant marine can't keep Out Of
its way.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
No False Claims.

Embroidery i applied to finest lace
with good effect.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
CENTRAL OIL And GAS STOYE co.,
GARDNER, MASS.
To The Voters Of Buckingham and
Cumberland Counties.

Q ann "a candidate TO represent the counties
OF Buckingham and Cumberland in the neNi
House of Delegates. and respectful ~ solicit
The aid. influence and votes oi Democrats "'
THE PRIMARY ELECTIONS.
In altering TO serve as your representative
in the Legislature, ! will state that / nave
been "a Democrat ever since the oid wing
PARTY disappeared from the political chess
board.
My efforts have always been directed 20 au,
vance the Democratic party and secure good
government for the people OF my section ana
state.
request that YOU honor me with your
votes at the primaries, and the coming tltc-
lion. ifI am nominee Of the party. In re-
turn for your suffrage promise 10 make you
"a faithful representative, watching closely
boz the Legislature an measures affecting the
welfare of my constituency ana STATE.
ALEXANDER j. BONDURANr.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10

Wall Paper in greatest variety, both
in prices and styles Of print, at Doyne's'
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
NO. A..
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK ?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers IS sure % know Of the wonderful
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
Physicians Prescribe it, Druggists Re-
commend il, Mothers Praise il,
and We Guarantee il.

Then why follow in thc wake ei 20 h.any
,rTo let ms droadml disease Indigestion.
Green on them. destroying their health ahh
sd often directly or indirectly hurrylng mem
10 an early grave, when keilums sure Nut'
f0r digestion has made so many .ttHlii iil--
ie rraryelfor. cures of not only Indigestion
iuf Dysentory and summer Complaint Ih
children an ,...,f.,.
Sold by best wholesale and retail urlf1isi7
and country -tores'Ou written suhani'''
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-07-10
Treat Your Kidneys for Rheumatism.

Woman wants to 90 to weddings the
way a man wants TO 90 to Congress.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-09
MORRISON VISITS DENVER.
Mas Much to Say in Praise. of Idaho
is Forging to the Front.

Governor John T. Morrison Of
loano passed through the city yes
terday on his way to st. Louis to
attend the dedication festivities in
mat city ON the goth. With him
were his staff. A stop Of several
hours was made in Denver, of
which Governor Morrison took adj
vantage to visit J. G. McNall Of
Inc News, an old college friend
Whom ne bad not seen for twenty
years. The governor said the usual
polite and complimentary things
ABOUT the beauties of Denver--its
buildings, streets and people, but it
was on the subject of his own COM
monWealth that he became eloquent.
we are coming to the front in a
most satisfactory way up there in
Idaho" said he. at is not a
forced boom, but healthy growth.
We have as great natural resources
as any other western state. We
have the mineral, the ranch lands,
the ranges equal to any state of the
west, and our recent prosperity is
due to the fact that the public at
large, and the investing public in
particular, has discovered how well
supplied Idaho is with all that ma
ture can give to make state great.
"We have been held back some
what by Our lack of railroad facili-
ties, but that is going to be over
come soon, and even now we are
experiencing not only an influx of
capital. but of immigration. Idaho
will be heard from in a way that
will attract the attention of the
whole country, very shortly
Denver News.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-09
SpriNq Ailments.

There is an aching and tired feeling;
the liver, bowels and kidneys become
sluggish and inactive, the digestion
impaired, with little or no appetite, no
ambition for anything, and a feeling
that the whole body and mind needs
tOning up. The trouble is, that during
winter, there has been an accumulation
of waste matter in the system. Her
bine will remove it. secure to the secre-
tiOns right exit, and by its tonic effect
fully restore the wasted tissues and
give strength in place of weakness.
SOC at H. D. Blatchley's.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-09
A $40, 900 bridge will be built
over the Salmon river near Salmon
World Wide Reputation.

Whites Cream Vermifuge has
achieved II world wide reputation as
being the best of all worm destroyers,
and for lis touic influence on weak and
unthrifty children as il neutralizps the
acidity or sourness III tie stomach, i'm
proves their digestion, aud assimilation
of fOOC strengthens Nh nervous sys-
tenn and restores hem to the health,
vigor and elasticity of spirits natural
to childhood. 25c at u. D. Blaf chley's.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-09
A Sure Thina.

;
II is said that nothing is sure except
death and taxes, but that is not alto
gether true. DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption is a sure cure for all
lung and throat troubles. Thousands
can testify to that. Mrs. G. b. Van
Metre of Shepherdtown, w. Va, says:
II had a severe case of Bronchitis and
for year tried everything I heard of,
but got no relief. One bottle of DR..
Kings New Discovery then cured me
absolutely" It's infaIlible for Group,
WhOoping Cough, Grip. Pneumonia
and Consumption. Try it. It's guar
anteed by n. D. Blatchley, druggist.
Trial bottles free. Reg. sizes SOC, 81.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-09
DR.. E. E. Button is prepared to
do all kinds of dental work.
Cures When Doctors Fail.

Mrs. Frank Chiasson, Patterson, La,
writes June 9th, 1901: l had malaria
fever in very bad form, was under
treatment by doctors, but as soon as I
stopped taking their medicine the fever
would return. used a sample bottle
of Herbine, found it helped me. Then
bought two bottles which completely
cured me. / feel grateful to you for
furnishing such a splendid medicine,
and can honestly recommend it to
those suffering from malaria, as it will
surely cure them" Herbine, SOC bottle
at H. D. Blatchley's.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-09
The X-RayS.

Recent experiments, by practical tests
and examination with the aid of the
X-Ray, establish it as fact that Ca
tarrh of the Stomach is not disease
of itself, but that it results from re-
peated attacks of indigestion. "How
Can I Cure MY Indigestion Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure is curing thousands.
1t will cure you of indigestion and dys-
pepsia, and prevent or cure Catarrh of
the Stomach. Kodol digests what you
eat-makes the stomach sweet. Sold
by H. D. Blatchley.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-05-09
INCURABLEo
That Is What the Books Say OF
Chronic Kidney Disease, But
the New Fulton Compounds
Have a Record OF 87% Of Reeov-
cries Among Chronic Cases In-
SuRabHs by All Other Medicines.

Druggists know that kidney disease that has
hung on eight or ten months has become chronic
and that 1t is then regarded by physicians as
Incurable aSd that up to the advent Of the
Fulton Compounds that nothing on their shelves
would touch Il. It is . proven fact that nearly
nine-tenths of all cases are now durable, and
druggists themselves are taking the new Com
pounds, One Of the recoveries was DR.. Zeile
himself, the pioneer druggist Of 522 Pacific
street, San Francisco, and he gave 1t to over Q
dozen others who recovered. Here Is another
interesting recovery. eve COPY from the SGcra"
mento News Of November 10. 1900.
latter O serious illness Of over year Judge
J. r. Allen OF this city has recovered and re-
CARDS himself most fortunate in successfully
battling with what is generally regarded as o
fatal malady, Bright's Disease Of the kidneys:
In speaking OF his case Judge Allen said: I
believe that the treatment given me by my
physician was in accordance with the best
methods nEed In the regular practice Of medi:
the Fulton Compounds went to ssh Francisco
TO investigate and was soon convinced should
undergo The treatment. 1t was three months
before 1 noticed Q change for the better. used
che medicine faithfully for Eesrly year ana
can now find no evidence OF the disease and
am satisfied it Ia entirely eliminated. Ny sp-
In weight and will be pleased to describe my
experience to anyone who may call or write "
Sacramento News. Nov. l6, 1909.
The editor OF the News himself was the rrlenu
who told Judge Allen of the Fulton Compounds.
They are the only things known that cure
kidney diseases after IS we'll as before they
become chronic, which happens about the tenth
month. Equally efficient in dropsy. govt
rheumatism from uric acid and bladder troubles,
ETiton's Renal Compound for Bright's aEd
Kidney Diseases, etc., 81: for Diabetes. LOO
John J. Fulton Co., 400 Washington street. San
Francisco, sole compounders. Free analyses IoE
patients. Send for pamphlet. We are the ex-
CApstve agents for these Compounds In this city
n. .. BLATCHLEY'S