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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17
Sunday-schooI Convention.

Cairo, Ill., March 16.-The Alexander
County Sunday-school Convention met this
morning at the Cairo Baptist Church. The
meeting Is under the direction of A. T. Ar
mold field worker of the Illinois Sunday
school Association. He is assisted by the
local workers
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17

Rushville. Ill. Aug. IA. 1so1.-This is to
certify that 1 have been cured of kinney
and bladder trouble by the use of one bottle
of The Texas Wonder, Halls Great Discov-
cry. | can say it is the best and cheapest
medicine i ever used. I can recommend 1t
to the public Yours truly,
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17
Defamation Contest March 20.

REPUBLIC SPECIAL.
Columbia. Mo-, March 1.-THE annual
has been announced for March 90 The con-
testants are Misses Helen Burch Hopkins
and Lota Dockery. kirksville: Messrs. R.
Anderson, Labelle: A. W. HockenhulI,
Polk: w. H. Hogsett. Kansas City; j. w.
kenton. Kansas City: Clifton Longsdale.
Kansas City: A. NJ. Romjue. Lovelake. and
]. A. Stout. Kansas City
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AT HARRIS.

Great opportunities are presented at Bars
for securing choice selection of goods There
Is no dissatisfaction with the goods from
Missourls greatest store after you get them
home. The offerings this spring are unusual
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17
St. Louis Best China Expert,

Mr. L. Kaminsk is in charge of the china
department at Mermod & Jaccard's Broad
way and Locust, and will be glad to have
his many friends call and see him.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17
New Pastor at GRANVILLE, III.

REPUBLIC SPECIAL
GRANVILLE, ILL.,. March 16.--The Reverend
G. NJ, Weimer of Eureka, ILL.,. has ac-
cepted the pastorate Of the Christian
Church here. He entered upon his duties
yesterday.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17
Two killing. in Breathitt county

Lexington. KY. March 1.-two killings on
Sunday in Breathitt County have been re-
ported here to-day. Budd Spicer was shot
TO death by John Hengley and Bud Combs
was shot in a general fight in Jackson 1t
is not known who shot Combs
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17
New Bank mt Madison, Ind.

REPUBLIC SPECIAL
Madison. Ind, March 1.-THE Peoples
Bank was organized this afternoon with $685.
OOO capital stock, all subscribed.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17
SPEcIALTIES.
FUNERAL FLOWERS

And designs Of all knds-wreaths pillows
crosses, etc: also artificial emblems Loose cirt
mowers Eden Floral Co.. 1I26 Olive.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17
WHITES NEW RESTAURANT.

Broadway. between Olive and Locust Cui-
sine and service perfect.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17

sMITH-On Monday March Is. 1sos at Mount
ST, Rose Hospital Constantine Smith. NEPHEW Of
the Reverend NJ. ". Tobyn.
Funeral Wednesday March Is, at O'Clock a.
M from residence. No. BIS Merrimac street to
So Mary and Josephs Church. thence to CAL
vary Cemetery. Interment private
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17

= McNUTT-Pevely. Mo-. March Is 1909 Julia
-AEaizabeth. wife of Doctor /. N McNutt-
Funeral at De Soto. Mo, at 1880 a. m, wednes-
day. March IS.
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IS NOW OPEN AND TIE GUESTS
ARE ALL PLEASED WITH
THIS MEW AND HANDSOME HOTEL

Geo L. Smith
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HIGGINs-Mon6ay March l6. 1908 at 7:45 o.
m Patrick Higgins. beloved father of Molly
Higgins. aged IS years.
Funeral at a. Thursday. March 49, from
family residence. No. % Bowman avenue East
ST. Louis. 10 Sacred Heart Church. thence to
Mount Carmel Cemetery.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17

GALLIER-After short illness. Estele CAL
lier, e.dest daughter Of Nora c. and the late John
Caller, and sister OF Irean and Edna Caller, al
the age Of q years and ! day.
Funeral from family residence. No .3f25 Evans
Nsvenue, Tuesday. March Il, p. m. to ST.
Alphonsus Church, thence TO Calvary Cemetery.
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GOETZ-Suddenly. Monday. March IS 1903
at &. m. Bernard S. Goetz, aged 30 years.
Funeral will take place Wednesday. March
is. at p. m. from the residence OF his sister.
Mrs. D. Buchholz. No. 22ls Gravois avenue.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-17

EENNESSEY-On Saturday. March "A. 1903, at
Springfield, Mo-. Michael Hennessey. aged IS
years.
Funeral from residence of his sister Mrs ]. ".
Proctor. No III Belle Glade avenue. on Tues
day, March IL, at p. Relatives and friends
are invited TO attend.
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BROEG-Entered into rest on Saturday March
a. 1905 Henry Broeg our dear father, father-in-
ieT and grandfather, aged 70 years months.
Funeral will take place from the residence of
his son. Robert Broeg No 2s55 Keokuk street at
p. m. Tuesday, March II. to Holy Ghost Gene
terry. Relatives and friends are invited
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-04-15

of results. There remained nothing
to do but to visit all the rooms and
then inform the police
Still my trouble of mind increased
as remained standing by tho fire
place. My brain was in a whirl, and
l. felt the crime weigh on me as
though were indeed the thief.
Jeanne at last came toward me,
with that undulating step Of hers,
and gave me look of such passion
ate gratitude that it almost seemed
to scorch me. The in an imperative
tone she said:
"Do you still love me?"
4. did not hesitate. l replied firmly:
eyes"
"In spite Of all that have done?"
, "In spite of everything!"
"Will you marry me?"
~ will marry you"
She enveloped me with the same
look still warmer and more lingering.
I fully comprchended the power Of
woman, above all law, human or nat
ural, drawn from the fountain-head
and against which nothing ought to
prevail.
felt strangely happy in this equiv
ocal adventure, and | could not throw
off this happiness for which re-
preached myself and of which l was
terribly ashamed.
AS l Was struggling with these con-
tending emotions. exclamaticns were
heard and | saw M. Cope reappear
holding little box.
1--WE have the jewels and the guilty
one!" ho said very calmly. :.
had only time to hear this much
and to see tho livid face of the valet
tho guilty one-when 1 found that
Jcanno was gently urging me out on
the terrace where the shadows lay
thickly. There l felt my head seized
with two hands, while two pure lips
were pressed to mine, as Jeanne MUIR
INJURED:
'"rhe thief adores you! She has
tricked you! To test your love she
gave you her own jewel box!'-NeW
York News.
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A MoHAMMEDAN FUNERAL.
Picturesque Procession Accompanying

Picturesque Procession Accompanying
the Remains of Priest Mecca.
of one of the chief priests of Mecca,
Before leaving the shop l had the
opportunity of witnessing the funeral
of one of thee hief priests of Mecca,
who had died of cholera. The process
sion, despite. the panic created by the
epidemic was of considerable length.
Half dozen mullas, intoning passages
of the perspicuous Book, led the way
These were followed by twelve un-
kempt dervishes in quaint uniforms,
reciting in unison the praises OF the
dead priest. Then came the rought bier
peculiar to Mecca on the shoulders OF
ten pilgrims of as many nationallties.
The son, supported by two stalwart
priests and the chief mourners came
next and after them the women, about
twenty in number, and a crowd OF
beggars who had heard that the flesh
of two camels was to be distributed.
among them. Every now and thashT as
we noticed on watching ths,5rocession
pass by, the bearers would be relieved
of atheir burden ~ the most eager
among the 9ystanders. for it is a ira
-dition thaM 10000 angels will praise the:
manS8ho lends a helping hand in car
a,fying the dead to the cemetery. A ire
quent cry went up of 20 Lord, may
his sins be forgiven him. Praise be
with Mohammed and with his people.
= "Ya-Maulai," said Seyyid ALI, you
saw how the people lend their assist
ance in order to win the approval OF
the angels? Well, will tell you Of
clever trick performed in Mecca last
wear by four Sunnis who had murdered
/ "a shiah in a lodging house. One o
the assa,ssins was chosen by the ar
bitrament Of the estellhareh to buy the
bier and to bring it to the house where
the body lay. That being done, thu
mutileted corpse was laid inside BY
four men who, so to speak, bore the
burden of their misdeed into the street
The passcrsby, seeing funeral, hast
ened to offer their help in carrying Til
corpse to it's resting place. No sooner
was each one of the assassins relieved
than he made good his escape, so tha
by the time the washing house wa:
reached the culprits had all disappear
ed. The crime was detected when th'
body was taken out to be washed. Sus
.picion fell on the bearers-half a doz
en- strange pilgrims, who had lent
willing shoulder and they wer
brought before the kazi on the charg
of murder. They only escaped death b.
paying heavy sums in blood money.
| Il ondOn Post.
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Andrew johnson His Tailor.

John Harvey Wilson, a pioneer, has
celebrated his 92d birthday at Sullivan,
Ind He has resided in. that region ov-
CIR 10 years. He assisted in laying out
the present city of Sullivan and taught
school in the first schoolhouse erected
in the county. He cast his first vote
for Jackson in 1882 and has voted for
every Democratic candidate since that
time. He served as sheriff and was a
member of the legislature in the for
ties. Mr.. Wilson has been Mason and
member of the Presbyterian church for
so years He is a native Of Greenyille,
Tenn. Andrew Johnson, who later was
president, was poor tailor at that
place. He made for Mr.. Wilson his first
suit of clothes, which was presented
to Mr.. Wilson by his father on his
reaching his majority.-New York
Times.
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THE MEN AND WOMEN
Who Enjoy the Choicest Products
of the Worlds Commerce.
knowledge of Whnt Is Best More Inn
portant Than Wenlth With
out 1t.

It must be apparent to every one that
qualities Of the highest order are neces-
sary to enable the best Of the products of
modern commerce to attain permanently
to universal acceptance. However loudly
heralded, they may not hope for worldwide
precminencc unless they meet with the
general approval, not of individuals only.
but OF the many who have the happy
faculty of selecting, enjoying and learn
ing the real worth of the choicest prod
ucts. Their commentator, consequently,
becomes important to others, since to
meet the requirements of the we'll In
formed of oil countries the method OF
manufacture must be Of the most per-
feet order and the combination the most
excellent of Its kind. The above Is true
not of food products only. but Is espe-
cally applicable to medicinal agents and
after nearly q quarter Of century OF
growth and general use the excellent
remedy, Syrup of Figs, Is everywhere
accepted, throughout the world, as the
best of family laxatlves. Its quality Is
due not only to the excellence Of the
combination of the laxative and carmln-
alive principles of plants known to act
most beneicially on the system and pre-
sented in the form of pleasant and re-
freshing liquid, but also to the method
of manufacture of the California Fig
Syrup Co., which ensures that unlformi-
ty and purity essential In q remedy in
tended for family use. Ask any physi-
clan who is well informed and he Will
answer at once that 1t Is an excellent
laxative IF at all : eminent In his pro-
fesslon and has made special study of
laxatives and their effects upon the sys-
tenn he will. tell you that 1t is the best
of family laxatlves, because 1t Is SIM
pie and wholesome and cleanscs and
sweetens the system effectually, when
4 laxative is needed, without any un-
pleasant after-effccts Every well-ln-
formed druggist Of reputable standing
knows that Syrup Of Figs Is an excel
lent laxative and Is glad to sell It, at
the regular price of fifty cents per bot
tie, because It gi:es general satisfac-
ton, but one should remember that in
order to get the beneficial effects Of
Syrup of Figs 1t is necessary to buy the
genuine, which Is sold in original pack
ages only; the name of the remedy
Syrup Of Figs and also the full name of
the Company-Callfornia Fig Syrup Co.
printed on the front of every packages
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-04-15
THE MAN WITH THE HEART
BOWED DOWN..

The sun may glow with q wondroGS hght
From O sky that Is blue and fair;
The thrush may carol q gladstone song
That fills all the soft, sweet air;
But never glimpse of the sun-klssea SKY
Will come to dfspel the frown,; (,
Nor will bird-voice gladden. the gloomy soui
OF the man with the heart bowed down.
There is no sun and there Is no song;
No light through the clouds; no cheeri
No hope or courage; no merry smllei
Each new day is sad and drear;
Life's but existing because one must
In world that Is sere and brown.
And there Is no measure to test the gloom
OF the man with the heart bowed down.
He hates himself and no hates the woed;
Every one is his bitter foe;
Mistrusts the people who try tollft
His soul from its depths OF woes
He has no friends, for he Is no friend;
He sulks In n sombre gown,
And spreads his sadness where'er he goes
This man with the heart bowed down.
Adversely marks him for its own;
Friendship will fly his path;
Fortune and Fame will keep aloofi a
Fen Love will nQt brave his WRATH
So you'll meier sucCeea5and you'll have no
friends. --l---'s=5sL tszes-,-..-.z,l sg.alz..ni
And Fortune will never crown
Your work; and tho world will brush you by
II you go with the heart bowed down.
There's never dny so wholly dark
But 1t might be worsN. It's irue,
And tho fellow who wins in this busy world
Is tho one who r!oos' tget blue.
So hope-and work-and be kin.i-.and laugh
And DuQlSl tho useless trOwn;
For the world, though big, Is too small to
hold
The man with the heart bowed down. -.
--ss--C Colorado Springs Gazette
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The April Smart Set.

Justus Miles Formans story, "Ker-
salec,," with which the April Smart
Set opens, is a novelette, both strong
End distinctive. In it quaint OLD Bre:
ton legend is made the theme, around
which is woven a beautiful love tale
full of exquisite romance. "Kersalec'
is written with all Mr.. Forman's charm
and is a notable contribution to tho
remarkable series Of novelettes lna'
have appeared in The Smart Set.
The short stories Of the April mum
Der surpass even the high STANDARD
of fiction which this magazine has es
tablished for itself.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-04-15
CURES RHEUMATISM AND cATARRH.
B.D. q. Cures Deep. Seated Cnses Espccinll
To Provo It Is. e. u. Sent Free.

B. e. q. Cures Deep. Seated Cnses Especially:
TO Provo It Il. z. d. Sent Free.
These diseases, with aches and pains in
bones, joints and back, agonizins pains in
shoulder blades, hands, fingers, arms and
legs crippled by rheumatism, lumbaso, SCI
atica, or neuralgia; hawking, splitting, nose
bleeding, ringing in the ears, sick stomach,
deafness, noises in the head, bad teeth, thin
hot blood. oil run down feeling of catarrh
ore sure signs Of an awful poisoned send.
ton Of the blood. Take Botanic Blood
Balm (B.B.B.J Soon all aches and pains
stop, the poison is destroyed and q real
permanent cure is made Of the worst rheu-
matism or foulest catarrh. Thousands Of
eases cured by taking B.B.D. 1t strength
ems weak kidneys and improves diges-
ton. Druggists, 81 per large bottle. Sam
pie free by writing BLOOD BALM. Co., Is
Mitchell ST., Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble
and free medical advice sent in sealed letter.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-04-15
TROPICAL FOES TO TELEGRAPH
Birds, Beasts, Reptiles and Natives
Combine to Make Operators Life
Miserable. ~
No business has more difficulties

OI CAtio OSA oSASAiS
in town and country than telegraph
ing with dead wires and live wires,
crosses and tangles, cyclones and
blizzards, bugs" and what not. Tele-
graphic communication anywhere is
subject to interruption from hundred
and one causes, and few persons who
complain about the service are aware
Of the difficulties to be overcome IN
maintaining a perfect electrical cir
cult
But in the tropics tle maintenance
of telegraph line in god order IS a
constant uphill fight against all man.
ner CT interrupting enemies that oper.
ators and linemen in this country
never dream of
In Brazil the wires get tangled with
the cablelike web Of On immense
spider, which, dripping with dew or
rain, makes cross connections, "sho-t
circuits" and grounds" almost daily.
Ants often destroy the poles in few
weeks. All this is more or less true
of all Central and South America.
In the West India Islands the John
Crows" or turkey buzzards, make life
miserable for the telegraph and telc-
phone people. These big, heavy birds
the only scavengers-abound in
great numbers. They roost on the
wires or fly against them and invari-
ably break them off short. In one
large town the telephone wires that
ran by the public market had to be
put underground because the buzzards
congregated there in great numbers,
rested on the wires and broke them
almost. nightly. On the pampas Of
Argentine the herds Of practically wild
cattle rub and butt against the poles
and frequently break them down.
For some years it was altogether
impossible to maintain a line Of tele-
graph through Persia, for more than
a few days at time; the natives regu-
larly destroyed it as device of the
evil one. Finally the shah issued an
edict making the loss OF an ear the
penalty for a first offense of Destroy
ing the telegraph line, the loss of a
hand for the second and death by be-
ing buried to the neck in the sand be-
side the telegraph line the penalty for
third offense. One-eared men were
common in Persia for several years.
for the shah was determined to intro
duce civilizing influences.-Chicago
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PEARLS OF THOUGHT,

A small door may lead to a large
room.
If you will not lend love you cannot
borrow any.
The least man is greater than the
whole world.
The pearl of patience grows in the
shell of pain.
Without tale.hearers there would be
no tale-bearers.
Straight character cannot come out
of crooked living.
1t sometimes takes long time tC
make up a littlo mind.
Only small man will blame his cir
cumstances for his size.
A man begins to go down the mo
melt he ceases to look up.
The decision for the right Is always
more difficult than the doing of it.
The skies are never so bright as
when they have been washed by
shower.
To cultivate the soul is not to sacri
fee the sense but to subdue the
senses.-Ram's Horn.
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gmP TAVg Nn9@ Remedy Sweet and Mullen
lg0b IHI Hyl Coughs Colds, Ladrippe sa
In the 4ereatest of COPPER camps"

In the "Greatesf of Copper Camps"
"On the night L arrived in Butte.
says Ray staghard4 Baker, whose
Butte City: }Greatest. Of Copper
Camps" thg April installment
his "Tho(Great Northwest" series
in The Century, isslikely: to make Butte
proud to the third and' fourth genera:
ton, and to wa!len Fasteners to new
realization of Butte City's fabulous re.
sources-"on the night II arrived. in
Butte City l was awakened at TWO
o'clock in the morning by an senterprls-
ing reporter who wanted an interview.
He shouted his questions overthe tran an
som; l shouted my replies from my
pillow. In parting he, gave me- the
name of man connected with his pa
per, who he said was the real thing.
He concluded: = &. ,..s.53s,g ssaa
"'He can give YOU more dope about
Butte than any other guy In Mon
tana.'"
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A, A,,+o,s speed for an Hour.

Chauffeur's private opinion, twelve
miles: chauffeur's opinion for his
friends, twenty miles; policoman's pri-
yate opinion, fourteen miles; police
mans opinion for the judge, twenty
eight miles; old lady's opinion who
was knocked down, fifty miles; actual
speed, eight miles.-The Smart Set.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-04-15

BAXTER SPRINGS, KANsAs.-1 received
the free sample of Doan's Kidney Pills
For five years Ihavc had much pain In my
back, which physicians said arose from the
kidneys Four boz 8 of Doan's Pills have
entirely cured the trouble. think Lowe
nv life to these pills, and want others tc
know it. SADIE DAVIS, Baxter Springs
Kansas
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-04-15
Repartee.

Miss Reeskay (patronizingly)-
Rather embarrassing for you. l should
think, always 10 be blushing when you'
shouldn't.
Miss Daymure-And equally embar-
RAISING for you, should think, never
to be blushing when you should!-
April Smart Set.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-04-15
CONFESSION OF A VEGETARIAN.
Did He Never Hunger for Steak?-oh,
Yes. and Sometimes Yielded.

Did He Never Hunger for Steak?-oh,
Yes, and Sometimes Yielded.
In q downtown store where vcgeta-
rians are supplied with nut meats the
proprietor's son is himself devotee
of the cult. He has been living on
vegetables, fruit and nuts for nine
months, and is an enthusiast.
Before l adopted my present mode
of living" he said to New York Nail
and Express reporter, ~ was bothered
with headaches and felt had-slug-
gish I'D st;aaA177xse xses2'tf5Siii.;sed daily in a.
I 81 ynBIsTuTn, tila'
feeling off. Then l changed to veg
etables and nut meat and felt like
o different being My headaches left
me; I felt bright and became more
active. l found could bear greater
physical strain In the gymnasium
why, l can dance oil night without
fatigue. And some of the men who
live as I do can stand the greatest
amount of cold without discomfort
They come in here for nut meat on
the coolest days, wearing no overcoat
vest or undershirt. It's just fine.
He drew himself up as he spoke, his
eyes sparkling. He was enthusiastic
The reporter to whom he was speak
ing was rather an ancient person OF
Dortly habit, much given to the flesh
pots through detective early training
possibly, and withal inclined to scott
So with diabolical intent the reporter
said to the glowing youth:
Don't you ever experience meat
hunger? For instance 8 nice. thick
steak, deep brown on tic outside, the
inside robust red, the steaming juice
running out Of it, fried potatoes
and"
Alas, for fra!l humanity! 1t was toe
much, The youth bent forward. tbs
corners of his mouth quivering. HI
permitted his Questioner to get no fur
ther than the potatoes.
"oh, yes" he interrupted. IL eat
steak occasionally, but I always fee
the worse for it the next day."
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1903-04-15

Mt. PLEASANT, OuIo.-I received the
sample Of Doan's Kidney Pills, and never
had any medicine do me so much good in
so little time. I had Congestion OF the
Kidneys and Bladder so severe 1t caused o
pressure on the lungs like Asthma, but
through the use of Doan's Pills am free
and easy now. GEO. W. SMITH, Vetcr-
mary Surgeon, p. o. Box Al, Mt. Pleasant.
Ohio
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SLOW.

SLOW.
Wabash.-How long did 1t take you
to do that picture?
French Artist (proudly)-1 am en-
gage upon ect for seek months.
Wabasn-Just as l thought. You're
dead slow over here. Why I've saw
fellers in Chicago turnin' them things
out while ye wait!-Phiiadelphia
Press