The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-03-22
JOB WAS ANGRY
Social Economy Upset BY
inCOnsiderate Bear.
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Cleveland Plain Dealerl
IT o. hadnt "a BEEN for that dod darn
bear says job, that black shQat o. Sim
cons moWt a. f0ilercd me in some time
or other consarn him! SAYS Job.
lt was leetle inconsldrit iu that
bear. that's Sol" said the man from the
Knob country. cause iu Ihe lrst place,
bears had KEEP shet q THAI deestrlc for
more five year and folks WASH
Cuuuun on bears as Delu part ana parcel
o things amongst 'em, but sort o. de-
pended on job % keep 'em on their taps.
80 said then, and say now. thaL u
slEe rcciy fair 90 Job, Tor DO 10 come mix
I'M In things the way it Old.
simeon come On one day. lookin as d
ne was chief mouruer 20 "a Iunefa' ana
some 3 your folks dead?' says
NO be SAYS. That black shoaL o.
mine turned mp missin t0is mornln'' he
Well L says why don't you 60 up
60 Jobs and glr IT, I says.
II been uD tC Jobs, he says Jest
.Why didn't You bring the shoat back
with sou theDE 4 says
' Job didn't have it, SAYS simeon
Job didn't have ~ 4 says. illnAli
that 4 hadn't heerd Simeon rlght. JoD
didn't have 10. 1 says .
NO Says simeon Tile didu nave ~,
LeastWays,' says he 'JoD doh lulliA "'
"That jest knocked me criss-cross. Here
was a shoat mlssin'. and JOB didn nav
it, Job lived sOmeth.u' like four miles
hack on the ridge and, bears havin' KEEP.
shet 90 that doesulc Tor I'VE year anu
better folks sort o. depended on JOB 10
4,e- ADM never come right out and
saw that J0bd walk off with Things, but
they sort % limited that things somehow
had a way o. sticNiu 20 him or tolleflu
hfu Whenever somebody's sheep or
chickens or pigs was ulsslu from w. ite
premises. where they bE ribAls LaLuL l4
ought 90 belong why me owner on en-
fast went up 10 Jobs and brunE EN- back,
so when Simeon says 20 me that ne
been 10 job 10 git his mlssln. shoaL ana
Job didn't have 1t, i was lest sho1heo
crlss-cr0ss and an i could say was
d" simeon. YOU don't mean TO saw lt-
"Aud Simeon said De ola. .,.-,-
90 Leastways,' says he, 'Joo don tAlAN
And after I had got enough breath 10
make 10 worth while for me 90 pesin'
. simeon saws. tell me why
o.. .DanI' says he. It was this way AS
soon as L missed my pig this notuln
says he, u was put out TREMENDOUS, N1,.af
j was busy as bees and mated 20 spend
The time DO hook up and drive 10 job
10 bring the pig back buL we Wda
'suectIu' 10 Kim iu day or so. ana as we
needed the pork 4 didn't see no way out
o. goiu' 20 Job So j hooked up ana
drove 20 bis place on the ridge
" Hob was home. and / SAYS 10 MN
that 7 had come after my plaeA snot1'
tsr ~ 5ri,,e saws t6 Job that I'd have
TO ask him % help me home with u. Jo9
ne scratched his head n minute; anu
looked as it he was tryln IKE aLl-p1a-
sessed to think o. sOmethln. Then pA
and bv he saws to me that he didn't lnlnk
ne had my black shoat -..-. -. .t...
eboat and he saws 90 me that he Ike 90
know what made me think so. ana says
10 him that DE must have IT, cause IL
".'.JVhy. is that sou SAYS Job. and he
fhmE some more. puckerlu' his toreneau
am sorts. and scratchin' his head, ana
l00kIu up to the sky as 10 he was lrNln
90 get things straight Then ne snpoh hls
head and says 90 me that ne d go AN
So we went over DO Jobs pis-peu. but
the shoat wasn't there. We looked hish
and low AN over the premises. but not a
sign of a black shOat was anywhere To-
.Tben I had an idea. and SAYS 90
Iob irwin 20 log his memory, that may nr
be had ram the shoat over the ridge d4"h
into the Focomo country, ana ~9'9 IllI
there. job scratched his head and looked
moro gumfuddled than ever, ana nE anu
bv be SAYS Co me- that DE moWL a done
it but 10 didn't seem 90 him, 1e says ds
if he'd had time 90 do IT, aud Slt DalA
home. and he hOlIers 90 his wife and
asked her III a black shoaJ had followed
him home last night and SO on over the
'"7Job.s Vffe She stuck her head out o.
the door aad thuuk "a while. and lncn shr
$500 90 49, 1ssf MIGHT nefther
l9Aeie1 hllL L'lL -ESt 49, b95r.t
ulegh OF rH ll'. NJ, 49, since Moses
-l.--t tf - bi1, in and that
We sly -Ef &c tbfDtrfr' r
i'- IN Sf-.'--' % " 5-,-s III don't
say d'u- -ffu' 49, roIIsrsd me I'm I7et
think 81 our o-itt 7llo5 1 ~ $3.50 ttiri 81
ms--- re ho"l % '-' '-
90" And chats as far as ] got track o.
my missin' pig says Sllll55iI55ii. MAglS U'
YOU pose He i-.- ~ 80, ..,,-i5 t,l,-, ,5r,
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