The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-01-12
JUDGE wILCOx's SORROWS.

Our esteemed police magistrate pathetic humor
the other day majority of the people who
entirely dissatisfied with me- and with my views"
misfortune that he is daily forced into anag
fellow citizens although he invariably has the bes
of it, persons usually
they claim to be members of local fou
hundred" grievances against the
things especially delight making city pic
spot night carelessy
pistols others bruising other the
joty practice the of carrying Gags public Nearly all
shameuy neglect the mild Command
and entertain original impossible about the lib
erty of the citizen.
Naturally such despse the Judge and would
him community they could 1t pleasant
them to meet intelligent Ou but censorous person. who at
pocket weighing meat the scales
justice tumbles his suffering fellow
they quickly tipped the Oahu Jail 1t
house the reef" is choked with pilgrimage of pentental
drunk only to be received by Capt Henry with hoptabe hands
gloomy cells look the Judge
miserable tool misguided and depoc society which arb
rary chips bee visible representative of that
worthless machine called which unwse and nhu
manly natural instincts of indulge the
lifting of "hgh jinks."
past however, Hawaian did entertain
hatred of the police magistrate of
Kingdom the relations of the
crime punishment He remarked lot of
prisoners and conycs led off to jail to their
fornation drunkenness and gambling There
they go! off sxmOnths picnic three square meals day and
food and of it. than they have in their homes
work. beds with plenty of friendly calls At the end
Of their time they fat as pigs and their enos de up 10
with leis and take them luau just
they big service to the community Crime
disgrace They upon misfortune like having
leg broken, sympathy. There's fellow
the chain for burglary who will marry the richest native
woman n Manoa valley as he is out"
days Marshal Parke the natives lowing to the
climate critical about penal in
tuions accept hospitality of the public with less salts
faction they excessively geEed residence
judicial sanarum rarely they forfeit the esteem of
their In this respect the natives show clear
superiority which gnorant regards and
punishment is a disgrace.
Tudo has lentc to
himself his dissatisfied patrons He can
Hawaii He has the ability of poet
compose publish which will appeal
his handcufed patrons He knows the workings
heart, aspirations its hopes. Why he
of of better life, by
The topics Lines addressed
to an topper hundredh drunk""Ode opium
fendnTo boy convicted stealing old junk and banana
disappointed burgarThe sorrows of the Bench "The
pkpockeTO sentenced for thirty
without cense"To Chinaman convicted
Of playing hidden crime in gin bottle"
titles composed with the inspiration
subjects should elevate the characters of
especially if Capt Henry insisted making them
Sunday study temporarily detained residents and
of them by unfortunate served TO reduce MS
cent.
the intention to create those har
noniou which should exist between the
Judge the bench and the people before it.
n the words of the ancient catechism,
blessed
judicial played
gently upon backs police court should cultivate the
unsesh punishment that of the devout
n Testament
SUNDAY PAPERS CONTENTS The old has immediate
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