The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-10

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One thing about woman is that she
reserves the right to suspend al the
rules at any time.
Judge Powers has been retained to
defend Fernstrom and COttrell. but has
not said whether the defense viii be
emotional insanity or justification
under the Utah statutes.
What a relief it is to have the city
chemist assure US that the milk sold
by local dealers contains no foreign
substance except dirt.
A hog was sold in Indiana the other
day for $4,000 and IL had never ridden
in street car, either
When it comes to busy critters.
While the bee may be all right
Yea the skeeter works ia daytime
And likewise in the night.
The reports of the conference at Oy-
ster Bay do not indicate that any
island other than Alaska was under
discussion.
b. Cassidy had a fighting cock,
Inferior 70. none.
And every main the bird went in
The robbers rooster won.
The naval officers must feel awful
mad about the desertiOn of so many
Utah boys, especially as Utah recruits
are 50 hard TO get.
IT. the account of the sufferings the
bOatload of officials had on the lake
few days ago it is stated that "the
drinking supply had run out and they
v-aro fOroad IN r1rpDcT, fbofr thfrcf rt-if ,,
bottled soda" Greater hardship than
this can hardly be imagined by those
who know the party.
The grand jury is to be congratulated
on finding some indictments. 1t is
more than anyone expected, except
possibly the members of the jury.
Without a desire to be considered un-
grateful for past favors, yet we must
express the conviction that the new
baseball regime is giving us a trihe
faster article than we have been en-
joying.
Still, we contend, there is consider
able going on in these parts that the
grand jury did not get on to.
Now that the Bartlett Springs stage
the same spot perhaps the driver viii
have sense enough to drive around that
spot and thus save his passengers val
tables.
The London people appeared to find
the American warships very interesting
when Illuminated by colored lights. but
certain citizens of Spain took much
greater interest in the spectacle of
A
flashes from gun muzzles a few years
back.
A Kansas man is suing a neighbOr,
claiming the latter Iibeled him by cali
ing him a Kansas jackass." The views
Of the jackass have not been made pub
lie
1t is questionable whether the Og-
den shippers would feel better if the
railroads increased the rate from Seat
tie to Omaha sufficient TO make il the
same as that from Seattle 10 ogden.
The statement that there is a scheme
on foot to build a railroad from Buda-
Pesth to Salt Lake is untrue, but there
are lots of roads coming from other
points to Salt Lake.
solving the race problem that the
races get closer together" We agree
With him that If the races keep getting
together the problem viii soon be
solved in favor of the race that shoots
the oftener and straighter.
1t would not be just right, probably
to suggest that if the timers are
thrown out of work for a long time
they will not be able to rush the can,
because they do not drink.
Loubet is cheered by the London crowds,
Who seem TO be glad he came,
And the chances are that most of them
Cannot pronounce his name.
Some scientist claims that certain
musical sounds kill mosquitoes. This
may be true. but we would rather con-
fer a short spell of zero weather on
the mosquitoes. That would be no ex-
pertinent.
A Massachusetts man who was fined
$ for hugging another mans sweet
heart has appealed the case evidently
with the idea that the fine is not heavy
enough.
In glancing Ger the market page.
One might think something wrong,