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The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-02-17
MR.. DOOLEY GUEsSES ABOUT WO-
MEN.
The Philosopher of ArChey Lane Tells
What He Knows and Doesn't Know
About the Fair Sex.
BY +. z DUNE.

From Christmas Number of Golfers
weekly. .Copyright 1902, by Golfers Weekly,
special pc missiOn.L
81 have to talk about women,"
said Mr.. Dooley. "Do We know amy
thing about thim!"
"Nawthin'," said Mr.. Hennessy.
give been livin' with wan so long
that she looks like me, but she's as
much iv a gamble to me now as she
liver was. l know what she'll do.
She'll do what l tell her to do if she
PLACES. But [ can niver more thin
guess what she's thinkin' about"
well" said Mr.. Dooley, women
is sthrange crathers. I niver pre-
tinded to larn thin. [ can tell be
tn cut if a mans coat or his whisk-
ers, be tn way he walks, be his atti-
chood at tn bar, be a light wurrud
spoke in jest or a heavy wurrud in
g be a glance at tn side iv his
face as he passes a lookin'-glass,
what iv a man he is. Wan thing I'll
always bet on-he amt much diff
rent firm amy other man. If /
want to get a line OH what he'd do
in case iv fire, l ask mesilf what l
wud do in case iv fire. l., meself, am
ivry man. Barrin' iddycation an
tn business we're in, tn King iv
England, tn Impror iv Russhya,
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-02-17
Baked at the Rhinoceros.

A f~ve-year-old boy who had for
several months been a regular at
tendant at Sunday-school had many
questions to ask of his mother as the
recent circus parade passed. When
the wagon containing the rhinoceros
came along the beast opened its
mouth, and the boy observed:
Mamma, did God make thatw
eyes, DEAR" was the reply.
"WeI, I amt going to Sunday
school any more."-Baltimore Sun.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-02-17

know iv men, tn less we know iv tn
contrary sect. Take that OF boy
Socrates that Hogan talks about
There was a man that was as wise as
a mountain or an OF elephant. He
knew more hin I think I know. Men
wint hundherds iv miles to hear him
talk. He ladled out wisdom an in
formation be tn bucketful to wan
an all. He niver TURNED a sthran-
ger firm tn dure without givin' him
a full meal iv knowledge. But whin
it come to handlin' an ordhinry,
plain wife or termygant, as tn wur-
rud is in Greek, he cud get pints
firm a bridge finder. He had such
a tough game iv it that whin tn au-
thorities suggested that tn drinks
was on tn state, he dhrained his cup
iv pizen with a wink " tn eye an
said: Don't be sorry FIR me, boys,
Pm not going home tonight
"Is there wan law FIR men an an
other FIR women? says the lady who
had bad luck in a play [ wanst see.
No, sir. They'se wan law FIR men
an no law FIR women. Tn laws ARE
made be men, FIR men, who ARE
taught to think in straight lines,
while a woman thinks ar-round a cor
ner and over the tops " houses.
Don't lave us tache thin any iv tn
foolish things we've got to know.
They don't believe in idees, theories
or argymint. They believe in per
sons. If tn baldheaded Columbus
showed thin be his chart an log that
he'd discovered America they'd say:
Z don't believe that odjous man liver
discovered anything But if Pad
aroosk TOP thin he did they'd be-
lieve it without a doubt. Women
will stand by a murdhrer or a safe
blower not because they don't think
he done it, but because crime amt
a crime whin it's committed be tn
right party. Facts amt anything
to thin; they regard argymint as an
old worn out way iv gettin' amy
where, like an engineer wud look at
a stage coach. They don't believe in
figures or, at Taste, in other peoples
figures. Don't argye with thin. Ye
can't convince thin iv anything
onless he hop their hands. Take thin
firmly by tn fingers an tell thin
what ye want thi INTO believe. P'raps
they'll say: He has nice hair. He
must be right"
"Well," said Mr.. Hennessy, "f'r
a man that don't know anything
about tn subjick ye've had a good
dale to say"
9Th raison I've said SO much"
replied Mr.. Dooley, "is that I know
SO little. Be Hivins, whin I think
iv how little I know Pm surprised at
me own modhration."
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-02-17

#This is No. So of our series of the Worlds
Best Poems, selected especially for The Pro
gressive Farmer by the Editor. In this series
Selections from the following authors have
ALREADY appeared: Burns, Bryant, Mr.. and
Mrs. Browning, Byron, Goldsmith, Holmes
Kipling, Lanier, LOngfellOw, Lowell, Mark
ham, Macaulay, Milton, Moore, Poe, Pope,
Read, Riley, Ryan, Scott, and others.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-02-17

time down in her heart is tn moon
light excursion an tn pitcher "
Hannigan with no job but a mando-
lin. Terencen niver find it. Whin
he gets to be forty he'll SUSPECT it.
whin he gets to be fifty he'll quit
thryin' to find out, an whin he gets
to be sixty he'll wish he'd had tn
mandolin an Hannigan tn job. Wise
is he who says: 4 only know yister-
dab. I must look out to-morrah.
Whin he's young it's simple, whin
he's middle-aged it's a problem an
whin he's old, he's solved it a thou
SAN times in a thousan' different
ways an still he don't know tn an
swer,
cts forty year since [ see ye
dancin' a hornpipe at ye'er weddin'.
FIR forty year we've been studyin'
tn charackter iv tn lady iv ye'er
choice, an her own. How many
times dye put down tn pa-aper an
look acrost tn table an say: Who's
that sthrange, quare woman acrost
firm me? I call her Mrs. Hinnissy,
but who tn dickens is she? What
do I know about her or her about
me? They'se thirty inches iv oil
cloth between We an eighty million
miles an I don't know how many
years iv difference. Ye know about
as much. iv her as ye know iv tn
sun. Ye know whin she gets up in
tn mOrnin' an whin she sinks to
rest at night. An thin again, p'raps
We don't. An she knows less about
ye. Over her knittin' needles she's
sayin': L wondher who me frind is,
tn OF Ia-ad with tn naked head an
tn neck like a plumbers file. He's
a sthrange crather. He's got a log
zeal mind. He a tell at a glance
where a ca'ar is goin' to, he always
faces for'ard whin he gets off tn
platform, he amt afraid iv mice,
COWS or ghosts. What sort iv iddy-
Gated pig is he?
"Some time arly in his life ivry
man writes a book entitled All there
is to know about women in wan vol
1ID0p +hirtnnn noUoC iDc111diD' q hi
ography an pitchers iv tn author
Afther a while he puts in wan iv
thin little tags that always goes at
tn end iv a book iv acc'rate informa-
ton: 'E-eratum: In tn foregoin' vol
ume, on pages wan to tin, FIR "is"
read "is not" an FIR "is not" read
"is." On tn other pages wheriver
"is" Or "is not" appears, substichoot
"mabe" or "p'raps" or eth Lord on'y
knows."' Win a man tells ye that
he knows about women, don't asst him
amy questions in tn higher mathy-
matics iv tn fair sect. Asst him how
a woman sticks a hat-pin into her
head without KILN hersilf why she
always smoothes her dhress down
whin she stands in front iv a fire, an
why she on'y ates whin there ARE
men ar-round. A woman will load
in ivrything in sight if a kind an
manly eye is watchin' her wurruk,
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-02-17

AGh4o w - NA $1,000
Rosenfelt, J. Pierpont Morgan TIL
Prince iv Siam an Martin Dooley
is all out iv tn same peck measure.
If I know myself, I know thin all.
King, car, potintate, doctor, lawyer,
merchant, thief, rich man, poor man,
beggar man, cOngressman-they>re
all me with betther or ors clothes.
They'se a kind iv a Martin Dooley
down shoOtin' bears an coons In tn
swamps iv Mississippi; they'se an
other cockin' up his heels at Wind
sor Castle; they'se a Martin Dooley
iv some sort on ivry throne iv Eu-
rope, an ivry ash heap in Canal
Sthreet. I don't say all men ARE
brothers. All men are ME. TIL lit
tie tape line>that / use FIR mesilf is
long enough an acc'rate enough to
measure amy man In tn wurruld,
an if it happens hat I'm ladlin' out
red imperialism at tin cints tn
glass instead iv breakin' stone at
Joliet or frinds in Wall Sthreet, it's
because I started tn way [ did.
"But whin it comes to sizin' up tn
ladies, Gawd bless thin an teach
thin their places, 1 hang up tn rule,
tn compass an tn tape line, an go
be guess an be luck. In dalin' wild
ONE a man mus play entirely be
ear. They'se a good nanny men
that'n tell We they know all about
thin. Almost amy young unmar-
rid man between eighteen an twin
ty-wan cud map a woman out FIR We
as plain as State Sthreet. He has
her mind an her sowl charted an
he takes a squirt at tn north star,
FIR he wud disdain to steer be amy
thing less, sets his coorse, ties down
tn tiller an goes to sleep. He wakes
up in tn roarin' forties wrecked on
an iceberg.
"See young Terence Riordan com
in out iv tn front dure iv Galatians
house with his chin in tn air an his
hat cooked over his ear. Is there
anything about women that he
don't know, from Claypathry to
Carrie Nation? Niver tn thing.
He's taken his degree. Women is
mental arithmetic FIR him. He does
sums about thin in his head. All
we have to do to win a woman, says
Terence Riordan, is to look like
Terence Riordan. AS FIR Ellen Cal
lahan that he's keepin' comp'ny with
among others, he's got her intelleck
figured out to decimals. He knows
ivrything about her except tn wan
thing / see firm me window, that
whin gallant Terence Riordan wint
out through tn front dure steppin'
high, Ellen Callahan wint out tn
back dure to meet Larry Hannigan
an go to a moonlight excursion.
"Bimeby Terence will marry her,
FIR she has him nailed to tn fure
now, not be her own charms but be
his fine opinycn iv himself. Whin
/ see thin together an he's lookin'
into thin eyes iv hers that say so
much an name so dif'rent, [ know
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-08-17
Cages : Wemiafeiten,
Jnla n b.


= Die 3abf Der 8nnferptte belief
fih in oes perflofienen WDbe auf liza,
gegen 1866 in Der entlprehenoen ISOLDE
oes gpriabres.
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Summe BON So. 600. 900 geitiftet.
fir rpelhe i'm ~3ulammeribanee nit
Der Columbus nniperfitdt in Stem
gort cine 0obidule flr Sournali=
ften gegrinbet tuerben foQ.
Die ginnnhmen oes groBen
GauftzB reiStampfes in San 6rans
cisco beliefen iih auf $62 $40. NOS
BON Die beiben Rampfbdbne 70 BrD=
cnt Doer $43.6 25 erbielten. 9aoon
uieoer erbielt Der Gieger Seffries rs
BrDaent, Doer $36, 728 uno Der Be=
iiegte gDrbett IS Brnsent ooer $10,s
$40. GuffaIenb mar es, pie menig
in bieiem Sale getpettet tuuroe. Der
Sieg Seffries' ihien aqaentein als
ielbftperitdnolih betrabtet 81 tperoen.
SIN ct. 2ouis ueripiirte man
am SDnntaa. Woraerl eeeen 3 1br
mebrere beftige @roit6Be, bic ieood
feinen nennenSmerten S@aoen ans
rihteten. Nub in Nlton, Sas., Der.
fpiirte man elm leidte8 Beben.
Sn @beeline, Weit@8irainien,
lam es anifden 300 Streitern Der
Giserlioe Stabltuerte uno 25 Niht<
Union 2eutert, Die bort arbeiten tuoQ=
ten. 5u einem Sample, in Dem aeoen
1000 Sbiife abgefeuert nuroen, bod
tpuroen ttur uereinSelte Der Combat
tanteu leibt pertuuuoet.
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gu 9born erfblua oer 8lib ben
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Grtiaerie Depot Marienburg, uah=
seno berIelbe auf freiem Seloe ftano.
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lihe su ieinent lobe tam, mar elm
furdtbares uub madte mandes Or
tiQeriiten Bruit beben, 6a auf benz
SdieBplas in oeribiebeaeu Waaas
siner betrdGtlide Wunitiunsbprrate
lagerten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-08-17

-9ute 8bi8ties uno quite aYeine
81 rleorigen 8reilen su uerfauien.
VI, Gaftafulc & Con, ..Wtain Gpe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-08-17

ben su fDnnen. Der Nufitano in
Waceoonien lei cine ausihlieBlih
macebDnii6e MISUNDERSTANDING,
toelbe mieoerum Die gang lelbitper=
ftdnolibe Solee Der eraoeSu emf
pDrenben uno unerbDrten tiirfi1ben
MiBmtrtldaft iei. Die Turfer
tpiirben aber oiele Bepegung ae=
raoe5u in Blut eritiden, menn Die
europdiiben Wddte nidt su @unlten
Der Waceoonier interpenierten uno
Die ACKNOWLEDGEMENT burbfii5rten,
oeren Durbflbrune iie ia ielblt ibon
Dor 25 Sabren auf benz 8erliner
GDnareB forneG uno feierli6 fir alb
folut nDtuenoig erfldrt bdtten! -
Snswiihen bat iih aub ihDu
9rDBbritannien in bteIen @onffift
eingemilht. Sc geldab Dies BON
Seiten bes britiihen Botidafters
in &Dnitantinppel, melher in elmer
officiellen Nute bic nMufmerflamteit
oer bDben Bfurte anf bic. ouf bic
9auer gang unertra9liben 8ultdnoe
in Waceopnien" lenfte. Sn Tolee Dies
fer Npte batte ber 8ptidafter aud
cine Iuoiena beim Sultan, in nell
6er er oeulelben oringeno erludte,
Die Durhfibrung Der nun idon 10
lanee DerbeiBenen oringenb notpen=
6i9en HefDrmen in MaeebDnien ni6t
nod ldneer binaus5uidieben.
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peranfaBt burdb bies Boroehen bes
britiihen 8Dtfhafters in aonitanti=
nupel, cine Denflhrift p%er6Hentlidt,
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turmddte oauor tuarnt, bieien r6e=
formen" cine aasu aroBe 8ebeutun9
bei5ulegen. @erabe ndbrenb Der lebz
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bpnien unter Dem 8Drmanoe uDrsu=
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-08-17
9as emoc clues erbttterten aampfes.

.3nei Ierate fdntpften lanse uno
erbittert geQen einer NbiceB in meis
r1er redten 2unge", ihreibt S. &.
6ugbes BON Dupont, @a., Juno lie
gaben mid idDn auf. Seoermann
bahte, mein lebtes Stlnolein lei ee=
tDnrnen. Ils lebte 3uHubt per=
luhte ih rDr. Sings Meue @nt=
oeduna fiir Shminblubt". Der CIR
fola, ben ib bamit er3ielte, mar ge<
raoeau p~erblufeno unb idDn in elm
paar Tagen mar ib nieoer auf.
SEPT babe ih nleine @eiunobeit bon=
itdnoia mieberaemDnnen." Das Mett=
tel beiieat ieben 6uiten. aae GrtGls
tungert uno 6als= unb 2ungenleioen.
@arantirt bur1 bic Mppthefer s..
2alteper & Son unb Nbplpb DreiB.
8reis so Gents uno LOO. Brobez
iaIden fret.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24
Parks Big Stock Co.

The readers of The STAR will doubt.
less be pleased to hear of the annual
visit OF G. w. Parks Big Stock Co.
here next week. The canvass pavilion
Will be pitched on the ball grounds.
This year a number OF improvements
have been made in the lighting of the
tent with electricity and also using
electrical effects in the production OF
the entire repertoire. Special atten-
tion Is called this year to the special
scenery for each production, making
the productions equal to any seen in the
finest opera houses in any city, with a
cast OF actors and actresses that are
absolutely stars In their refined parts.
The repertoire will open Monday
night, June 20, with "The Irish Arab"
one of those spicy articles that make a
pleasant countenance for the young as
well as the old. "Gettysburg,n "Pvg-
malion" and "Galotia," Little Lord
Fountleroy," Resurrection" "Wages
Of Sin," and "Tracy the Outlaw will
be the repertoire for the week, with a
concert after each performance. con-
sisting of vaudeville bills. All this for
the usual price, 10c for children, and
20 for adults.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24
Able Sermons.

Owing to the fact that an insufficient
amount Of money or pledges Of money
were received at the dedication services
in tho Baptist church last Sunday the
dedication Of the church was deferred
until some future time. However, the
services, with the exception OF the
actual dedication, we're carried out ac-
cording to programme.
The first service of the day was at
0.30 in the morning, when Rev. j. E..
Dean, of Reynoldsville, preached a
powerful sermon. The sermon was an
appropriate one to the occasion and was
full Of rich thoughts and helpfulness to
all who heard 1t.
The dedicatory sermon was preached
at 2.30 p. m. by Rev. A. ]. Meek, Ph,
d., of Reynoldsville. DR.. Meek is one
OF the most able Baptist preachers In
this part Of the state, and his sermon
on this occasion was a most excellent
one, and although the meeting was a
lengthy one he held the closest atten-
tion OF the entire audience throughout.
He used as his text a part OF the twen-
ty-second verse OF the twenty-eighth
chapter of Genesis "And this stone
which have set up for pillar, shall
be Gods house." After the sermon an
effort was made to raise funds to liqui-
date the debt resting on the church,
and DIR. Meek proved himself to be not
only good preacher, but good col
lector as well, inasmuch as the cash and
pledges amounted to 81 ,234.00.-Ridg-
way Adrocate.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24
News of Interest to the Grangers
xxxxxxxMwxxxwxxwxxxMxxM MwMMMMM

Farmers settled this country. Farm
ers fought the battles of the revolu-
tion. Most of the founders of this
government we're farmers. The tillers
Of the soil were strongly in evidence on
the battle fields from go to "a. Strong
hands, clear heads, honest hearts-the
best product OF the farm, are more need
ed In public affairs to-day than ever.
The Grange is the farmers high school
to fit him to go to the front again.
The farmer by the nature of his oc-
cupation Is isolated. Isolation rusts.
Contact brightens, To meet the com
petition and the combination of the
present day. the farmer needs to have
his wits sharpened. No one doubts
that the successful farmer uses his
brains as we'll as his hands. The Grange
furnishes the opportunity for the farm
ers OF a community to get together.
Exchange OF ideas, giving experiences
and discussing subjects quicken thot.
The plodding farmer does not belong to
the Grange.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24

Whatever farmers are doing as farm.
ers should interest every farmer. That
the farmers OF one neighborhood are
able to maintain an organization, hold
successful meetings regularly, and make
the social and educational conditions OF
the community better, do business in a
business way and save money by CO.
operating should move other farmers to
do likewise.
The work the grange is doing In the
country is work that needs to be done
1t is work the schools are not fitted
TO do that the churches are not orga-
ni2ed to perform {; that institutes and
farmers clubs will never be able to ac-
complish. Let all other associations
fulfill their proper functions, but do not
let anyone make you believe Tor a
moment that the Grange has not q
great mission, the task OF making
country life nobler and more enjoyable
and country people better citizens and
better neighbors, richer In all that
makes life worth living
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24
Trout Run.

John Strouse had business in Big
Run on Monday.
A. L. Sheesley is working for Noah
Syphrit in the bark woods.
James Sheesley spent Sunday after
noon with friends at Anita.
A. L. Gibson. OF Winslow, had bust.
ness in town one day last week,
Paul Harvey, of Eleanora, visited
friends here Wednesday evening.
]. w. Strouse has commenced to open
coal bank on the old homestead.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. L. Strouse spent a
few days in Indiana, Pa, last week.
Frank Hills. John Gathers and Lee
Sheesley spent Sunday afternoon and
evening In Desire.
Some OF our young people think II
great pleasure to tell their parents
they are going to church then go and
ride on the street cars till 1t is too late
for church.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24

Rev. Harry G. Teagarden, of Ell
eanora, moved his family to Punxsu-
tawney last Wednesday whore they now
reside in what is known as the Mum
dorf dwelling. After July !, Rev. Tea
garden will discontinue his ministra-
tion at Eleanora, and In addition TO his
regular work at Yatesboro will be open
for independent engagements. Punk
sutawney Spirit
Great sacrifice sale-W. G. Roth
rocks department store with all stock
and fixtures must be sold by June 30, 'O3.
An established business and good
chance for the right young man. Call
or address w. @. Rothrock, Dubois, Pa.
WANTED-Capable, energetic man TO
act as our agent In Reynoldsville and
surrounding territory. Great induce
ments to right party. Write for full
particulars. The Great Atlantic g.
Pacific Tea Co., Erie, Pa.
Reduced prices on granite ware at the
Cash New York Racket store.
Lace curtains at reduced prices ut
Millirens.
The turtle soup at the City Hotel
restaurant 10 genuine.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24
Excursion 10 Atlantic CITY.

July 2, 16 and 30, August l3 and 27,
and September 10 are the dates of the
Pennsylvania Railroad annual low rate
excursions for 1903 TO Atlantic City,
Cape May, Ocean City, Sea Isle City,
Avalon, Angelsea, Wildwood, Holly
Beach, N. j., Rehoboth, Del, or Ocean
City, Nd. Tickets good toreturn with
In sixteen days, including date of ex-
cursion. A stop-oyer limit will be al
lowed at Philadelphia returning, If pas
sengers deposit their ticket with the
ticket agent at Broad Street Station,
Philadelphia, Immediately on arrival.
Tickets must be deposited with agent
on arrival at seashore destination and
properly validated for return trip
Passengers from Reynoldsville and
west OF here will go via Pittsburg, TAX
ing train from here at 30 p. IN. Tick
cts $1,000.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24
Startling Evidence.

Fresh testimony in great quantity is
constantly coming in, declaring DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
Coughs and Colds to be unequaled. A
recent expression from Il. ]. McFar-
land, Bentorville, Va, serves as ex-
ample. He writes ~ had Bronchitis
for three years and doctored all the
time without being benefited. Then /
began taking DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry, and few bottles wholly cured
me-" Equally effective in curing all
Lung and Throat troubles, Consump-
tion, Pneumonia and Grip. Guaran-
teed by II. Alex Stokes, Druggist.
Trial bottles free, regular size soc and
81. 90.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24
Mrs. Tom Wray Vamosed.

Wednesday Of last week while Tom
Wray ,familtarly known as "Gooseneck, "
of Poverty Flat" was at work his wife
packed the most valuable portion OF
their household goods and skipped to
parts supposed to be unknown to her
husband. When Tom returned from
work Wednesday evening he was very
much surprised to find his house locked
and no sign of any person around, but
he was more surprised when he got into
house and found that his wife had
vamosed, taking some OF the household
goods with her. Tom has learned
where his wife is and the only thing
that seems to worry him now is that
some person will harbor her at his ex.
DenSe,
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24

Everyone
Says Our display of Shoes
And Oxfords
Is most satisfying.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24
Low Excursion Fares to Boston, Mass

Via the Buffalo, Rochester & Pitts
burg R'y. Only $500 higher than the
one way fare. Tickets on sale by all
agents July Bird, 4th, 9TH and 9th, good
to return to July 18th. On payment OF
90 cents additional, limit will be ex-
tended TO September lst. For further
information see B., II. e. p. Agents.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-06-24
That Throbbing Headache.

Would quickly leave you, II you used
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Thousands
OF sufferers have proved their match
less merit for Sick and Nervous Head
aches. They make pure blood and
build up your health. Only 25 cents
none back II not cured. Sold by III
Ale, Stoke, Druggist.