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Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

A watery farewell: An Irishman
and a Frenchman we're parting at
the steamer. The Irishman, standing
on the wharf waving his hand 10 his
friend, shouting, 20 reservoir! The
Frenchman, politely saluting, replied,
"Tanksp
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

I have three will improved farms in
Southern Minnesota with buildings
on and we'll rented that l will trade
for stock of merchandise.
Andrew Olson.
Danvers MINI.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Mrs. Olson and Miss Beebe, of the
LIE Bon Ton millinery, announce that
their millinery display will take
place Tuesday aud Wednesday, Sept.
%, b and Both.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

The ladies of the Degree of Honor,
No. 80, are planning to give harvest
dance at the armory on the evening of
October. 9th.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

A horse and buggy belonging to
Carl johnson of Everglade, was stolen
from the streets of Cnokio between z
and 8 o'clock last evening. Word
was Immediately sent to Morris, but
as yet the police authorities have not
been able to round up anything more
that a suspect, Neither has the
horse and buggy been seen.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Miss Knickerbocker gave dinner
party at the Grand Tuesday evening
in honor Of Mrs. Pomroy and Miss
AlcOtt.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

DR.. O. G. Nelson goes to Hancock
on the 18th and 10Th and consequent
" his Morris Office will be closed on
those days.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Girl wanted for general housework
Enquire of G. F. Wlnkenwerder at
E. j. Jones & Co.'s store.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Jas. Griffith of this city has taken
up the agency of Glenwood Spring
Water and will deliver same each
and every morning in cases holding
twelve ] gallon bottles at $l.5O per
case.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Mr. and Mrs. Fred Hodgson, of
Fergus Falls were the guests of Mr.
and Mrs.J.H. Devenney over Sunday
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

WANTED-YOUNG MEN to pre-
pare for Government Positions. Fine
Openings in all Departments. Good
Salaries. Rapid Promotions. Ex-
aminations soon. Particulars Free
Inter State Cor. Inst, Cedar Rapids
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Carsey Bailey has been firing on
the Browns Valley freight this week,
the regular fireman being put on the
main line.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

D. S. Long went to St. Paul Satur-
day night to attend the grand lodge
of the Knights of Pythias,as delegate
from Morris Lodge, No 1O8.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

The high school foot ball team will
play their first game of the season
with the Graceville team on the
gridiron near the g. N. depot. The
game will be called at 1.3O sharp.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Wanted, girl to work for board and
go to school. Will pay small wages.
Mrs. P. f. Church.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Smoke the Big Stone cigar. NJ
foreign made cigar is better
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

A man recently fell out of the top
story of sky-scraper in New York
CITY. His wife saw him just as he
disappeared thru the window and
Immediately telephoned the news to
the Office on the ground floor. The
clerk and another man ran out with a
net just in time to catch the fellow
and save his life.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Alexander Cameron, the blind lee
turer, addressed fair house at the
Methodist church on Monday night.
He is an interesting speaker, and had
the lecture been better advertised
would doubtless have had better
house.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

A pair of spec.acles found on the
way from the IndianSchool have been
left at this office. Owner can have
same by paying for this notice.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Fl. G. Olson was in st. Paul the
first of the week to attend the meet {.
ing of the grand lodge X. of P. as
delegate from Morris lodge.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

A. S. Kline was in from Patchen
Lake Monday. Mr.. Kline reports
that he is having good success with
raising apples IN that part of the
county.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Asa Mumblesu's little girl, who
died recently at West Superior
was brought here yesterday for inter
ment. The funeral will be held at
10 o'clock today.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Msnkato Commercial. College trains
more young people for business than
any other school. Send for catalogue
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

When you want good printing Of
any nature come to The Tribune
Office. Good work is always obtain
ed here,
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

ia johnson returned from thu
cities Wednesday night,
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

For your Sunday dinner order a
brick, quart or pint OF Ives ice cream
at The tumble Harris bldg) 1t sat
isles all.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Mrs. A. G. Peck and son Sterling
went to Minneapolis yesterday morn
ing to visit for couple of weeks at
the home of her mother.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

H. G. Olson was elected grand
inner guard at the recent meeting Of
the grand lodge Knights of Pythias
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

On account of successive wrecks,
the Great Northern has discon tinuud
running refrigerator cars with their
passenger trains.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Clerk Wanted want a young
man in my store, one that 1 can teach
the business. German or Norwegian
preferred. 18 or 10 years old.
J. E. Danielson
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Chas. Camp has sold his residence
property to Henry MCGEE and will
shortly move with his family to Min
neapolis. The departure of Mr.. and
Mrs. Camp will be regretted, as they
have lived in Morris for many years
and have many friends here.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

The street fair and carnival at
Wheaton has been called off on
account of the difficulty of securing
good attractions, and on account of
farmers being so backward with their
fall work. Wheaton announces, how
ever, that they will have hummer OF
a celebration of July 4th, next year.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Miss Hattie Atwood, of Dom ely,
visited friends here Monday.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

j. M. Smith, conductor on the y
P. has taken a ten day lay off.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Produce of all kinds has been scarce
in town this week, especially eggs.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Rev. Tsnke is attending the Ger
man Lutheran conference at Duluth,
this week. He returns today.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26
Look Here for II
OPERA HOUSE TIPS

The next attraction at the opera
house will be sole Olson in Spirit
land"
***
Coming soon, the celebrated An
drews Opera Company. "Birds of a
Feather" will be sung. This will uu-
doubtedly be the musical event of
the season. Prices for this entertain.
ment will be rs, SO and 35 cts. The
only attraction PLAYING at those pic
es this season. Parties ordering by
mail should send money order with
request. First two rows in gallery
so cents. Oct. 18th is the date.
~
We sincerely hope the gentlemen
working up the new opera project
will be successful. It woukl be- a
good idea to present t. en- with
basket of fruit, so that their efforts
would not be frultless.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

B. W. Brokaw, eye specialist and
optician will be at Krueger's drug
store the 9Th and 7th only, of every
month. Ewes examined free.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Ferd johnson has been running
the lumber office this week during
the absence of his brother.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Mrs. j. o. Pomroy and Miss Eva
Alcott left for their future home il
the cities yesterday, Mrs. Pomroy to
join her husband in Minneapolis and
Miss Alcott to reopen her studio in
St. Paul. During the year or more
that Miss Alcott has been in Morris
she has had many musical pupils
and he's accomplished much in a
professional way for which she
deserves praise, but more than
this she has devoted her musical
talent freely in the social and
religious activities of the town. The
people of Morris will long remember
gratefully the coed work which Miss
Alcott has done here.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Sanford Dodge and company play
ed Hamlet before crowded house at
the opera house Tuesday night
Sanford Dodge is an old favorite in
Morris, for he is the best of the actors
who came to Morris. Each visit adds
to his popularity here, and in the
role of Hamlet, he has found a
character to which he is particularly
we'll suited. for he presents it IN a
masterful and intelligent manner.
Miss leila Leslie, as Ophelia, is also
all that could be desired. The
remainder of the company are also
strong, and present this great play in
a natural and interesting manner
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Frank Hancock is building a
school house in Cyrus.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Andrew Fritz'and J. B. Resdon, oil
Chokio, wero Morris visitors M ondey
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Miss Wheton, of Herman, was the
guest of Mrs E. r. Stanley this week.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Smoke the Big Stone cigar. It is
made in Morris.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Will Light is making some improve
ments to his house on west Fourth
street.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

lib. Lund, practical MATCHMAKER
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Miss Alice Kuhnert, of Fargo, has
been visiting her brother, Frank
Moore, this week. She will return TO
Fargo Monday,
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

C.B,Burpee went to the cities Sun
day to confer with John Grove regard
ing the opera house matter.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Fl. ]. Cunningham has gone t.
Brainerd for a week or 80.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Mrs. Schrspps, who was injured by
falling from a buggy Sunday, is
recovering satisfactorily.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

The funeral of OleSimonson's baby
was held from the Episcopal church
yesterday morning.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

V. 0. Bcnsteel went to the cities
Tuesday, returning Thursday.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Mrs. G.. F. Plunkett has gone t.
Brainerd for two weeks.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

P.C.Johnson came over from Glen,
wood and went to Donnelly Tuesday
night.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

A son arrived It the home of Mr.
and Mrs. Stanely Ryan on Tuesday
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Hotel for ale.-Commercial Cafe,
onlv So a day hotel at Chokio. For
further information, address j. B.
Resdon, prop.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Household furniture for sale. En-
quire of E. F. Hill.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26
MORRIS rlARKETs.

Corrected Friday by H. 0. Eames.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Frank Powers welt to Cyrus today
to relieve the N. P. agent at that
place.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26
Read Vinje's new ad this week on
fall clothing.

Smoke the Big Stone cigar. Pat
ronize home industry,
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Mrs. r. A. Stone went to the cities
Tuesday.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

A Milvord girl declared she would
not marry until the young man of her
choice had $1,000 in the bank.
She met him few weeks afterwards
and asked him how he was getting
along every we'll" he replied, 81 have
about $l8 saved 81 guess" she
answered family, ''that is about near
euough."
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

A bookseller in Cleveland adve,
tised for porter. A big muscular
Irishman walked in the shop and
finally his eyes rested on big sign
over a table with books Dickens
works all this week for four dollars"
The Irishman eyed it thoughtfully,
then edged toward the front door,the
floor walker asked pleasantly if thers
was something he wanted, aud the
applicant remarked, with backward
glance toward the sign, "Oi came IN
to git tn job, but DILL not care f'r it.
Dickson kin wurruck all tn week fl
four dollsrs if he wants to. Oi'll not
land the visitor strobe vigorously out
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

John Olson went to St. Paul
Wednesday night, expecting to
return this morning.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

The usual services will be held at
the Methodist Church on Sunday
Sept. 9Th. In addition to the regular
services the communion service will
be held at the close of the morning
sermon. All members of the church
are requested to attend this service.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
VIM. Ross, of the town of Darnea,
yesterday morning.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Frank W. Smith, the collector for
the Plano company, who has made
Morris his home since 1897, has had
this and some other western counties
taken from his territory, and so will
live in Sank Centre hereafter. He re-
moved his family there Tuesday.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Elsewhere we publish a notice Of
special election to be held in this
village on Tuesday, October 10th, to
vote on the matter of re-incorpolsting
into city under the. provisions of the
general law Of 1895. As new charter
has long been desired by the citizens
of Morri7, the proposition will
probably meet with almost unanimous
endorsement.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26
Local News and Cor m n t

il O C a | IN e w S 6
Read Vinje's new ad this week or
fall clothing.
Smoke the Big Stone cigar. Pat
ronize home industry,
Frank Hancock is building q
school house in Cyrus.
Miss Hattie Atwood, of Dom ely
visited friends here Monday.
Andrew Fritz'and j. B. Resdon, oil
Chokio, wero Morris visitors Monday
P.C.Johnson came over from Glen,
wood and went to Donnelly Tuesday
night.
Frank Powers welt to Cyrus today
to relieve the N, P. agent at that
place.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
VIM. Ross, of the town of Darnea,
yesterday morning.
John Olson went to St. Paul
Wednesday night, expecting to
return this morning.
"
C.B .Burpee went to the cities Sun
day to confer with John Grove regard
ing the opera house matter.
Mankato Commercial. College trains
more young people for business than
any other school. Send for catalogue
The ladies of the Degree of Honor,
No. 80, are planning to give harvest
dance at the armory on the evening of
October. 9th.
On account of successive wrecks,
the Great Northern has discon tinusd
running refrigerator cars with their
passenger trains.
A pair of spectacles found on the
way from the IndianSchool have been
left at this office. Owner can have
same by paying for this notice.
D. S. Long went to st. Paul Satur
day night to attend the grand lodge
of the Knights of Pythias,as dele gate
from Morris Lodge, No 1O8.
A. S. Kline was in from Patchen
Lake Monday. Mr.. Kline reports
that he is having good success with
raising apples IN that part of the
county.
Asa Mumblesu's little girl, who
died recently at West Superior
was brought here yesterday for inter-
ment. The funeral will be held at
10 o'clock today.
I have three will improved farms in
Southern Minnesota with buildings
on and we'll rented that | will trade
for a stock of merchandise.
Andrew Olson.
Danvers MINI.
A watery farewell: An Irishman
and a Frenchman were parting at
the steamer. The Irishman, standing
on the wharf waving his hand 10 his
friend, shouting, 20 reservoir? The
Frenchman, politely saluting, replied,
"Tanks"
E. Hodgson, prominent citizen
of st. Paul, and we'll known thruout
this portion of the state, died at his
St. Paul home this week from cancer.
]. H. Devenney, who was associated
with Mr.. Hodgson in business for
many years, went down Wednesday
morning to attend the funeral.
Alexander Cameron, the blind lee
turer, addressed fair house at the
Methodist church on Monday night
He is an interesting speaker, and had
the lecture been better advertised
would doubtless have had better
house.
The street fair and carnival at
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Mrs. J. A. Langren and son of
Superior, Wis, is here visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John Church
and her brother, P. F. Church.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Charley Smith, of st. Paul, was
calling on old friends here the first Of
the week.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Made in Morris. None better.
The Big Stone cigar.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Chas. johnson went to the woods
Tuesday to buy wood for Smith &
Rogers Chokio yard.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26
Miss Cora Wells is visiting in
Litchfeld this week.

Miss Cora Wells is visiting in
Litchfield this week.
Made in Morris. None better.
The Big Stone cigar.
Mrs. G.. F. Plunkett has gone to
Brainerd for two weeks.
Fl. ]. Cunningham has gone to
Brainerd for week or 30.
J.. M. Smith, conductor on the n.
P. has taken ten day lay off.
ia johnson returned from the
cities Wednesday night.
Produce of all kinds has been scarce
in town this week, especially eggs.
Miss Wheton, of Herman, was the
guest of Mrs E. R. Stanley this week.
Will Light is making some improve
ments to his house on west Fourth
stleet.
The funeral of OleSimonson's baby
was held from the Episcopal church
yesterday morning.
Mrs. Schrapps, who was injured by
falling from buggy Sunday, is
recovering satisfactorily.
Ferd Johnson has been running
the lumber office this week during
the absence of his brother.
Rev. Tanke is attending the Ger
man Lutheran conference at Duluth,
this week. He returns today.
Morris tribune., 1903-09-26

Mrs. D. T. Wheaton drove to Pc ,e
county with her daughter Mary to
visit at the home of her parents.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-09-10
~Anslo-saxon English,

There is an old fallacy that Anglo
Saxon words are the best. The fallacy
is based on the belief that words Of
Anglo-Saxen origin are more simple
and vigorous han those derived from
Latin. In point of fact, some Anglo
Saxon words are obscure and long, and
many of our commOnest, most simple
words are from the Latin. The Lon
don News tells a story in point.
A barrister more remarkable for the
vigor of his address to juries than for
his learning was commenting on the
proceeding of the other party in a case
under trial.
Il do not know what gloss my
learned friend is going to put upon this
matter. but | will not mince my words.
| denounce it in plain, downright An
glo-SaxOn as a nefarious transaction"
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WOMAN

Woman is the MISUNDERSTANDING
cius.
Shakespeare has no heroes, only hero
ineS.-Ruskin.
Women teach Us repose. civility and
dignity.-Voltaire.
Woman is the most perfect when the
most NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
If woman lost Eden, such as she
alone can restore it.-Whittier.
There is a woman at the beginning
of all great things.-Lamartine.
Woman is last at the cross and ear
lest at the grave.-E. s. Barrett.
A handsome woman is a jewel; a
good woman is a treasure.-Sanidi.
The sweetest thing in life is the un-
cleuded welcome of Il wife.-N. 2. VIII
lis.
For where is any author in the world
who teaches such beauty as a woman's
eyes?-Shakespeare.
Heaven has nothing more tender
than a woman's heart when it is the
abode of pity.-Luther.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-09-10
Early Mention Of niagara Falls.

The first historical notices of Niagara
falls are given in Lescarbots record of
the second voyage of Jacques Cartier,
in the year 1885. On the maps pub
lished to illustrate Champlain's discOv-
cries (date of maps either 1913 or 1914
the falls are indicated by a cross, but
no description Of the wonderful cata-
ract is given, and the best geograph-
ical authorities living today doubt if
the explorer mentioned ever saw the
falls, Brinton's work to the contrary
Notwithstanding. Father Hennepin is
believed to have written the first de-
scription of the falls that was yer
penned by one who had personally WIS.,
tied the spot.
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Market Letter.
Kansas City, Sept. z, 1908.
.oInI - IT, n..--

hansss CIty, sept. Z, lSOS.
Special to The Record.
Receipts at Kansas City last week
1851 cattle and 1892 calves, against
SO, 131 cattle and s,2S5 calves the same
week last year. Proportions of Quar-
antines was light, helping market for
butcher cattle on native side. Fat
steers sold well all week, and made .
small gain. Top fat steers brought
81. 80. Good cows sold 10 to 20 cents
higher, but shelly remain low.
Most grass cows brought 1925 to $2.75
Veal calves are still at the high point.
All kinds of stockers and feeders
above the common grades had q good
week and prices stiffened up nCSable
on the best demand of the season.
725 cars went out to country feed lots.
Attendance of country buyers wal
excellent, and an assured corn crop
of from go to 80 per cent In all the
states in the Kansas City territory
supports a firm market. Choice feed
ers gained Is to Is cents. Majority Of
sales are from 1872 to 90. 20 for west
erns. To-day's run is 20,0OO head and
prices are steady to 10 cents lower.
Best fat cattle r steady, cows are
lower, and stockers and feeders are
about steady, being supported by the
usual good Mondays demand from
spectators.
Sheep run last week was the best of
the season at SO, 1858 head, against 49,
1873 head same week last year. Lber-
al orders for feeding sheep and lambs
helped the market, and all grades Of
sheep were steady. Lambs gained 10
to Is cents for weights over 90 lbs,
but others were weak. The Austin
lambs from, Heber, sold at S5 ON var
ious days last week. Idaho wethers,
from Soda Springs, sold at, "a. 40 for
the killing end, and feeding end
brought $3.50, and breedinge ewes ss.2s
Feeding buyers took about ls,00O head
of the run last week, or nearly half,
indicating they lend in the general
market. .t-s-s
Trade In horses last week was most
ly in rangers, $50 head being sold here
stretail, principally for country points
Quality was ordinary generally, and
prices we're from s25 to ssS. The
largest sale Of range horses Of the
aso at Kansas City viii be held
today, when $40 to 1000 heed win be
disposed of at auction. A good line OF
buyers is In attendance.
JNo. NJ. HAzELroN,
Live Stock Correspondent.
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WISE MEMS


SOME of the queer Rlunders MAIDS
~ Famous Wrfters.
Now and then one meets with pas
sages in the works OF the most cele-
brated authors which display an ig-
Rorance of things that every schoolboy
is supposed to know.
Sir Walter Scott in his Heart OF
Midlothian" speaks Of his heroine as
having 1.-THE merit of those peacemak-
ers to whom it is pronounced as a
benediction that they shall inherit the
EARTH" Born and bred and passing
his life in Bible reading Scotland, Sir
Walter was yet ignorant of the fact
that it was to the meek that the in
heritanee of the earth was promised,
and the benediction of the peacemakers
was that they shall be called the chill.
dren of God"
Dickens in his Tale of Two Cities
says the name of the strong man of
old Scripture descended to the chief
functioIary who worked the guillo-
tine" One does not have to be a pro-
found student Of the French revolution
W tAdt II hOtOiiOuS cAcCutiOucF
who chopped off heads in the Place de
la Revolution was named Samson and
not Samson.
The lowest pupil in the lowest class
in history in the public chooIs knows
that 1t was Balboa who discovered the
Pacific ocean. yet Keats in his i'm
mortal sonnet "On First Looking Into
Chapman's Homer" makes Cortes the
man who stood ''silent upon a peak in
Darien'' and saw the great south sea-
stretching away before him.
The great Gibbon, who was so intol-
Grant of the errors of other men,
speaks in his Roman Empire Of 1.-The
Oxus and the ~Jaxartes, two rivers of
ancient renown which descend from
the mountains of India toward the
Caspian sea-" Yet every school geog-
raphy shows that the two rivers how
into the sea of Aral, and the JaXartes
most certainly rises in no mountains
of India"
Shakespeare wrote of "the coast of
Bohemia" and in his Gertrude of
Wyoming Campbell had tigers prowl-
ing through the jungles OF p~ennsylva-
MIA. Such Ignorance in high places"
cannot be excused. for. with ordinary
ease. GibDOn, Shakespeare and Camp
bell could have ascertained the facts.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1903-09-10
Weekly Stock Train,

Beginning Monday, July 9th,
1908, and continuing every
Monday thereafter until Novem-
Der %, 1908, or as long as the
business shall demand, we will
operate our regular Weekly Stock
train for the season of 1903, in
connection with the A. L. & ST.
Ry., to Kansas City, ST. Joseph
and Chicago markets. This train
is put in service in order to offer
the best possible facilities for the
shipment of market cattle
in less than train-Ioad lots
from New Mexico and the Pan
handle of Texas. Particulars as
to schedule, ETC., can be obtain
ed by writing
Don A. SWEET,
Traffic Mgr,
Amarillo, Tex.
Southern Kansas. Ry. of Texas
and Pecos Valley Lines.