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The Lamar register., 1903-03-11
Earjv Birds,

An English nobleman in Ill health
was out one morning early, wearily
taking constitutional. Walking
along his game preserves. he turned
a sharp corner and came face to face
with an Irishman who had the reputa-
tion of being an inveterate poacher.
Putting his hands and what they
held behind him, he preserved per-
fectly virtuous aspect, while the gem
tleman hailed him cordially with.
Good morning. Pat"
Good marnin. yer haner. An
phwat brings yer haner out SO airly
this marnin'?"
I'm just walking around, Pat. to
see If | can get an appetite for my
breakfast. And what brings you out
SO early, Pat?"
"Och be jabbers, Dim jest a-walk-
in around to see if OF can't git a
breakfasht fer me oppetite!"
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11
BRISK TEXAS ZEPHYRS.
rl,ey Are Terrible Unless an Ohio Man
Exauueratcs,

"Talk about the wind up North"
said Representative Southard of Ohio,
who has just returned from a trip to
Texas and Mexico. ut never started
compared with the wind In Texas.
Why. at Ell Paso 1t blows gale all the
time and the gale is full Of sand.
Enough sand is blown out of El Paso
alone each day to fill the Great Lakes.
"The court records of FL Paso show
that when the city was building levees
along the Rio Grande, which is dry
most of the time. but terror in flood
time, one contractor dumped $4,000
cubic feet of dirt along the river. Next
morning the dirt was gone, absolutely
wiped up and blown away. The con-
tractor sued the city for his money and
proved he put the dirt there. The
court held that the dirt was not there
then, and refused to allow him any
thing. Talk about wind,'-New York
World
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11
Lons-Lived and Prolific Family.

1t is not easy to find a family which
has five generations, but there is such
a family at Ensival, near Liege. The
two oldest members are aged respec-
lively eghty-seven and eighty-six
years. They had fourteen children.
Nicholas, the eldest OF these. married
at Liege and still lives there. His
Oldest daughter, Jeanne, married in
her turn and had daughter. who is
also married and the mother of three
children. The family's name is Well
voye-Logrard, and its home is in the
Rue de Verviers. Sixty-fve mem
bc.s are living to-day and a paternal
uncle OF Nine. Vielvoye-Lognard died
recently at the age of 107 years.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

COLUMBUS CITY. IA. Feb. 10. 1908. i
received the sample package of Doan's
Kidney Pills and took them according to
directions. They did me so much good,
I procured 50.cent box at the drug store
and have been greatly benefited. l had
the backache so bad could hardly walk !;
also had urinary troubles, that caused me
to get up two and three times of night.
1 am all right now. Long may Doan's
Pills prosper. Yours truly. A. c. srrE.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

GRAND RAPIDs, M,cH.. Feb. II. 1003.-
1 received the trial package of Doan's Kid
ney Pills promptly and can truly say they
are all and even more than recommended
l suffered continually with severe pain
in the back, which the pills entirely over
came, and am able to work, which would
not have been possible but for Doans
Kidney Pills. Mrs. ]. A. ScnLAMB, go
Buchanan ST., Grand Rapids. Mich.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Children's Home in New York, cure
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bow els and Destroy W orms. Over 81, 600 tes-
timonials. At all druggists, 25c, Sample
FREE. Address A. 8. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO,

LUCAS COUNTY,
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he Is the
senior partner of the firm OF +. J. Cheney & Co,
doing business In the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid. and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case o: Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use OF Halls Catarrh Cure
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence this 9th day OF December. A. d. 1884
,e, A. w. GLEASON.
lSEAi-I Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure IL taken internally. and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Send for testimonials free.
f.. j. CHENEY Il CO, Toledo, O
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

Aching backs are eased. Hip. back. and
loin pains overcome. Swelling Of tho
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
They correct urine with brick dust sedi-
ment, high colored, pain in passing: drib-
bling. frequency, bed wetting. Doans
Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel.
Relieve heart palpitation. sleeplessness.
headache, nervousness, dizziness.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11
American and English Bidders.

When the harbor authorities OF Cal
cutta advertised for bids on locomo-
tives the lowest English bid was 7,349
with delivery in nine months. The
lowest American bid was $5.99S. de-
livered in six months.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

Nr Justwed-What are these apple
dumplings stuffed with? Mrs. Justwed
Apples. You didn't think they were
stuffed with lead. did you? Mr.. Just
wed-No. iron.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11
LADY AGENTS WANTED

In every town in Colorado to sell Clenz-
Inc 1t makes washing easy. 1t super
sedes the waahboard and washiny ma
chine. and can be resold every six weeks.
Send for terms or better. send loc for
sample j. d. Russell. General State
Agent 4l2 Harrison Ave. Canon City.
Colo.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

The time is past when poets starved
In garrets. Most of them can get job
running the elevator now.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

"Where in thunder are YOU going with
that stove and all those overcoats? Il
am going. my friend. to spend the win
ter IN Florida"
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

'Why should not the men OF large
families form IA sort of aristocracy?" asks
The Denver News. II they do. kid
rampant would be an excellent design
for their coat of arms.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11
Lost Letters in London.

One hundred thousand letters are
every day.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

A renchman has Invented a musical
ballot box. In order to be success II
should play the Rogue's March.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11
Russia's MereaitiIe Marine.

The Russian mercantile marine has
745 steamers and 2,293 sailing vessels.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup
For children teethng softcns the gums, reduces In
ia:umAton, allays pain cures wind collie. 2So bottle
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

To Cure n Gold In Ono day.
Tnke Laxative Bromo QuinIne Tablets. AL
druggists refund money it fails to cure. 2'c
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11
THE TEST OF GOLD.

People, Cured by Doans Kidney pni
OoIden crita at Command
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

Severe and long standing cases should
take advantage of free Medical Advice.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11

JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR
makes top of the market butter.
The Lamar register., 1903-03-11
of the Skin and Blood
Should Begin NOW

DLOOD HUMOURS, Skin Humours, Scalp Humours Baby
Is Humours every kind of Humour from fimPcs 10
Scrofula with of Hair, may be speedily
economically cured by Cuicua Resovent greatest
of Blood and Skin by the external OF Cutcu
Ointment and Cucura Soap ,, :.. .,;.e
Thousands worlds best people have found instant relei
and speedy of Cuticua Resovent Onmen ana
Soap toruring and dsfgng Of SN
ING and SCAIY HUMOURS. ECZEMAS, RASHES llCH-
INGS and INFLAMMATIONS. -. ~ ., 49,,
Thousands Tired Mothers, of Skin Tortured ana
Dsfgud Babies ages and conditions have certified to almost
Cuicua Remedies when the best mdc
skill has o relieve much less ,,
local and constitutional complete ana
perfect pure Bhe the surfaces
with Cicura Soap the skin OF Custs and
Scales and So Cuce dry without hard rubbing
and apply freely aay Itching and
Inflammation and and Heal, and lastly take Cuicua
Resoven to Blood and function IN
a of healthy activity. ,, . ,,
suffered long and hopeessy from Humours
the Scalp and who have lost taith IN doto
medicines all things human Cuticua Remedies appeal with
force realized Every hope expectation
by has than fulfilled More great cures Of & nP %
Hereditary Humous daily made by them tnah
by and Skin Remedies combined single set beng
distressing cases when all else ia
PRICES:
the o OF w.
and
Illustrate
Depot.
CORPORATION. Pphtor Boston ~ s. A.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

A scientist has discovered that hens
lay gigs IN the daytime because at
night they are roosters.
Never stop to explain your actions.
People prefer 10 form their own opin-
ions, and besides they wouldn't be-
lieve you, anyway.
lit we're only practicable 1t would
be g good idea to make every owner
Of g farm responsible for the condi-
ton Of the highways bordering bis
land.
Soft water cisterns In the south are
nearly all msde Of galvanized steel
and placed above ground at the rear
Of the house, thus making warm SOFT
water always on tap.
The lumberman, the sheep q the
forest FIRE will utterly ruin the remain
ing forest growth Of the country I'M
less prevented.
California shipped 1850 cars Of Gel
cry to the east the past season. ibis
business has grown from q shipment
Of only fifty cars ten years ago.
The hog, bringing more than ordi-
nary good prices for the past year
has enabled the feeders Of beef cattle
to get out without serious loss this
season. If Il had not been for the pig
they would have been In g hole.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

IL always dangerous-do not submit to
the surgeons knife until you have tried
De Witt Witch Hazel Salve. II VIII
cure when everything else fails-it has
done this in thousands Of cases. Here
is one of them / suffered from bleed
ing and protruding piles for twenty
years. Was treated by different spec
Ialists and used many remedies, but
obtained no relief until Ivised DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. Two boxes Of this
salve cured me eighteen months ago
and / have not had a touch of the piles
since.-H. r.. Tisdale, Summerton, S.
@. For Blind, Bleeding, Itching and
Protuding Piles no remedy equals
Dewitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Sold BY
all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

When we note how useful an animal
the mule is we sometimes wonder why
he was not made in the fret place in
stead OF q jackass.
II IL now said that the cleo fellows
are colofing their product with the
yolks OF eggs. They are bound to get
that steer butter into the gizzards of
the American people somehow.
"What did you steal that cradle
for9" asked the police magistrate.
Job, just for a kid" replied the pris-
oner, who vas not Lost to all sense of
shame.
The Kansas experiment station has
realized S11.90 per acre from grape
pasture and S24.10 from alfalfa pas
ture when fed to hogs in connection
with q light feed Of grain.
$50 you want to marry my daught.
err, oh? queried the stern parent.
"Not necessarily" answered the
young man in the case. 'If you can
suggest any other plan whereby I can
separate you from a liberal portion of
your wealth Pm willing to pass up
your daughter"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

And now the distressing informa-
ton comes from an Iowa town that
one of its citizens is in a bad way as
the result Of eating a package of bird
seed, mistaking 1t for a new brand Of
breakfast food.
It is said that strawberries refine
the complexion when eaten literally.
Be that as it may, we know they will
put a feather edge on a fellows diges.
tive machinery, and he will have a
mighty good time doing it.
The Dorset sheep will bring the
most lambs, the Cotswold are the best
mutton sheep, the Merino produces
the finest wool and the Shropshires
are the best all round sheep for a farm
where from fifty to ahundred sheep
r kept.
The old orchard which has grown
gnsrly and unproductiYe may be reno.
waited by removing all dead and de-
caying growth from the trees, deeply
blowing and continual cultivation Of
the ground for two years and q sppli-
cation Of forty loads Of good barnyard
fertilizer to each cre
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

"Health brings wealth." but this Is
another Of those rules that won't work
both ways.
TIE twentieth triennial saengerfest
a. the Northeastern Saengerbund
opened 81 Baltimore, Nd, Sunday,
with $4,000 persons present,
The largest piece OF galena ever
known has been found near Yellville,
Ark. II weighs more that q hun.
dred tons, and is 70 be exhibited at
the St. Louis Worlds fair.
A mob at Armstrong, Mo-, broke
down the jail door and administered q
severe whipping to q young negro
who recently had committed numer-
Gus de~predations.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15
Lac Ross WORM MEpIoINE.

H. P. Kumpe, Druggist, Leighton,
Ala, writes; lone of my customer
had a child, which was sick. and threw
up all food, could retain nothing on it's
stomach. He bought one bottle of
Whites Cream Vermifuge, and it
brought up 1l9 worms from the child.
It's the boss worm medicine In the
world" Whites Cream Vermifuge is
also the childrens' tonic. 1t improves
their indigestion aud assimilation of
food, strengthens their nervous system
and restores them to the health, vigor
and elasticity of spirits natural to child
hood. 25c at all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

A new ocean steamer to be built in
Germany will be 725 feet long, with a
tonnage OF 2 5000 and passenger ca
pacity of over 5000. She will be pro-
Vided with a roof garden, a tOpmast
promenade deck ard q special room
for wireless tslegraphy. The ocean
greyhound duel between England and
Germany is becoming exciting.
It is not the acreage planted, but
the harvest that determines the profit
on the farm. The man who plants
Just what ground car be cultivated
we'll aud then proceeds to cultivate ii
usually has more cash at the end of
the year than his neighbor who puts
in a big crop that is half choked by
weeds.
There lie apparently no end to posi-
bilities In Texas. The public has won
dered at the abundance of the oil out
put Of the Lone Star state and now q
new sensation is reported from the
land OF bronchOs and prairie dogs.
The discovery of gold in paying guam
titles Is reported TO have been discov-
cred near Hardwood.
Alabama is a great and good state
and has quite a number OF able news
papers, and il the statement of the
A%irmingham News is correct the land
of "Here We Rest" is to be congratu-
lated. The News says that 80 far as 1t
Is aware that there Is but one news
paper in Alabama, the Selma Times,
that is in favor Of mob violence
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15
S@ HANDSOME LOT OF #z
81 ~" GATHERED GEMS. Ao&

There is word OF difference be-
tween q person and a parsonage.
It Cinderella had had to put on rub
bers she would have lost her job,
Even the people who build air cas-
ties have their ups and downs.
An honest man is the noblest work
Of God-if he has been put to to the
test.
Success only knocks once al the
door, but adversely will pound all day.
The man who has too little conf
dence in himself generally has too
much in others.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15
MIoHT WAs AZ TERRoR.

Il would cough nearly all night
long" writes Mrs. Chas. Apologize,
of Alexandra, Ind, "and could hardly
get any sleep, had consumption so
bad that if / walked q block I would
cough frightfully and spit blood but,
when all other medicines failed, three
S1.OO bottles Of DR.. Kings New Dis
coVery wholly cured me and | gained
IS pounds" It's absolutely Ruaran-
iced to cure Coughs, Colds, La Grippe,
Bronchitis and all Throat and Lung
Troubles. Price SOC and S1.0O. Trial
bottles free. For sale by al druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15
rHk PERFECT LIVER MEDICINE

Mrs. M. A. Jolley, Noble, o. T..
writes II have used Herbine for a
number of years, and can cheerfully
recO nmene it as the most perfect liver
medicine, and the greatest blood puri-
fer. 1t a medicine Of p ,sltive merit,
and fully accomplishes all that is
claimed for it," Malaria cannot find a
Judgment in the system while the liver
is in perfect order, for one Of its func.
tions is to prevent the absorption of
fever producing poisons, Herbine is a
most efficient liver regulator. SOC at
all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15
JUST ABOUT sEoTIME

take a Little Early Riser-it will cure
constipation. biliousness and liver
troubles. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
are different from other pills. They
do not grippe and break down the mu-
cous membranes of the stomach, liver
and bowels, but cure by gently arous-
ing the secr-tions and giving strength
these organs. Sold by all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15
CURES scIATicA.

Rev. W. L. Riley, L. L. d, Cuba,
New York, writes: "After fifteen days
Of e~xcruciating pain from sciatic rheu-
natism. under various treatments 4
was induced to try Billiards. Snow Lini-
ment, the first application giving my
first relief, and the second, entire relief.
I can give It unqualified recommended
ton. Csc, SOC and S1.O0 at al drug
gists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

With the pockstless gown Of today
the chatelaine bag is an absolute neces-
sity to vomankind. Let US. interest
you in some real fine steel bead ones
which are worth $3.50 for a $500 bill
Only a few left. Money back If not
satisfied. MArRR's JEwELRY STORE,
Aberdeen, Miss.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

The pretense that you amount to
more than you really do viii cause
YOU trouble. Modesty is not only
very rare, but very profitable.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

It's the bargain counter that keeps
many a married mans nos down to
the grindstone.
The smart man Is not the one who
keeps out Of trouble, but who gets
out.
Every time a woman tells a funny
story the man who invented it turns
over in his grave.
A woman is always sure a man loves
her If ne win only pretend to get mad
when she receives q letter In q mans
handwriting.
II a woman can't find anything else
to brag about her husband she will
tell how dignided he was when his
landlord insulted him.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

If your watch needs ~doctoring, or
your clock is dyspeptic, bring 1t, send
il or railroad It in and let rs cure il for
You. That is our business. MAIER's
JEwELRY STORE,
Aberdene, Miss.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15
CATARRH OF THE STOMACH.

When the stomach is overloaded; when
food is taken into It that fails to digest,
it decays and infiames the mucous
membrane, exposing the nerves, and
causes the glands to secret mucin, in
stead of the natural juices of digestion.
This is called Catarrh Of the Stomach.
For years l suffered with Catarrh of
the Stomach, caused by indigestion.
Doctors and medicines tailed to benefit
me until / used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
]. R. Rhea, Coppell Texas. Sold by
all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15
REPuLsIVE

Blackhesds, pimples, greasy faces
and muddy compilations, which are so
common among women, especially girls
at a certain age, destroying beauty,
eisiguring and making repulsive, feat
ures which would otherwise appear
attractive and refined, indicate that the
liver is out Of order. An occasional
dose of Herbine will cleanse the bowels,
regulate the liver and so establish a
clear, healthy complexion. SOC at all
druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

Anything looks pretty nice when 8
boy says of It that It looks good
enough to eat.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

India has q very plentiful wheathar-
vest this year. one Of the greatest
crops which the country has ever
raised, but q bad feature e that 2
superstitions Of the people prevent
them from 80 boarding this surplus as
to prevent their periodical famines.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15
TRAINS WEST FROM rUPELo:

TRAINS WEST FROM
Southeastern Limited daily ......... 4b5 p %
and New York Limited g.. $40 an
Memphis q Tupelo Accom-, daiyn....6:Sb IN
TRAINS EAST FROM TUPELo
Southeastern Limited daily ..-.... l1;10 q n
New York Limited, thro sleeper dy 1850 q NJ
& Tupelo Accommodation
daily, arrives TupeIo. ..~-..... 400 pm
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

The early wOrm gets caught as re-
tributiOn for waking up everybody
else in the house.
A girl who lie being Rugged for the
first time acts like she vas afraid IL
might never happen again.
Whether a man is too tired to 20 to
the theater when he comes home from
work depends on whether It is with
his own family.
We have found that before we get
around to accept an invitation TO feat
cherries of the tree" the tree has
been stripped and the cherries are in
cans.
What Is worrying rs now IL that
when we die we may fall into the
hands IF an undertaken who hasn't 3
framed diploma showing that he is q
graduate.
The man who goes away from home
and makes a fortune, has to do some
thing more than send Christmas gifts
to his kin at home, Or his old friends
will not believe it.
Blobbs-"The cable to Alaska ought
to make it easier for the gold hunters
to get money" Slobbs-'1 fail to see
how" Blobbs-"They can send home
for It now"
When a woman says that she and
her husband never had a quarrel in
their life she means that be has such
self con'r ol be always says be never
knew any other woman In the world
who could see things just Is q man
sees them.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

A a came to light that for persist
ent and uumerciful torture has nerhaps
never been equaled. Joe Golobick,
of Colusa, Calf, writes. For 10 years
I endured insufferable pain from Rheu-
matism and nothing relieved me though
l tried everything known. l came
across Electric Bitters and it's the
greatest medicine on earth for that
trouble. A few bottles of it complete
ly relieved and cured me-" Just as
good for Liver and Kidney troubles
and general debility. Only 500. Salts
faction guaranteed. For sale by all
druggists.
The German warships and a squad
ron Of the U. 8. Navy have been hav-
ing a reunion at Kiel. Can you tell DC
right quickly where Kiel is9
Contractors and railroad men ex-
press the opinion that there will be
no reduction N the price of steal for
1904 delivery.
If you are born lazy and just want
to make a living in the ersiest way
possible, keep 200 laying hens. You
can buy the feed for the fowls, hire q
kid to gather the eggs and still have
enough left to keep your lazy body
and soul together.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

The early worn gets caught as re.
tributiOn for waking up everybody
else in the house.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

A girl who lie being Rugged for the
first time acts like she was afraid IL
might never happen again.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-15

Whether q man is too tired to 60 tC
the theater when he comes home from
work depends on whether 1t is with
his own family.