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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-05
YACHTS TO
MAKE SHOW
The Season Will BIZ
Opened With
Cruise.

The first cruise of the Hawaii Yacht
Club will occur next Saturday. April
H. The boats will race down in the
afternoon, starting at 2:S0 O'Clock.
Commodore Macfarlane offers a club
pin and flag for boats winning in each
class.
The yachts will be started promptly
at 2:S0, the fourth, third, second and
first in the order named at intervals
of five minutes. This will bring the
fleet in well punched at finish line.
The course will be from a line be-
tween the lighthouse and the Healani
club house, down the channel. keeping
inside the line buoys, leaving the spar
buoy on the port hand, thence out
around the bell buoy keeping the buoy
on the port hand and run TO Pearl
Harbor passing the dredger on Eva
Cor makaD side. and thence to line
from the Puuloa club house across to
wharf on opposite shore. Times of
yachts viii be taken at finish and the
yachts making best time win be de-
clared the winners. No time allowances
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-05

will be considered. Later on the
regatta committee will have all yachts
measured and a table of time allow
ances prepared, which by the way en-
tails considerable work.
After the arrival of the fleet the jolly
tars will assemble at the club house
and enjoy fish chowder. beans. hard
tack and coffee to which thesyachtsmen
always do ample justice for the sea
air and exercise in the sun and wind
brings with it the sea appetite.
Next morning colors will be made at
8 o'clock. At $3.50 the fleet will get un-
derway and cruise in squadron to the
Peninsula following the Commodore's
flagship which is now La Paloma-,
Yachts on arriving will Immediately
come to anchor. Captains of yachts
Will report aboard flagship and the de-
tails of events for the season viii be
discussed and decided upon. AS soon
as this business is disposed of the feet
will get underway and cruise in squad
ron around Ford's Island returning to
Peninsula. In the afternoon part Of
the fleet will return to Honolulu and
the yachts which have anchorage at
the I,ochs will escort the city boats
part way home.
Out of the fleet of thirty-two yachts
in the club it is expected that at least
twenty-four will be in evidence on the
opening day The new ones, the skip
about design, viii be raced for the first
time. These club boats were built for
non-yacht owners of the club and those
who wish to sail them down next Sat
urday should make application to the
Port Captain, L. de L. Ward. at irwin
& Co. s. The first member applying
will secure the boat but must take not
less than two other members along as
crew.
All members desiring TO participate
at the opening chowder, who are not
going as crew in the cabin yachts, will
be provided with transportation and
sleeping accommodations by making
application to the Port Captain not
later than Friday noon.
Yachtsmen are very enthusiastic over
the opening of the season and there is
much activity among owners of yachts
in getting them into commission. The
yacht. ways have all been busy during
the past week hauling out the little
ships of the pleasure fleet.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-05

Il
town for a rare visit: Amazed The
man lately aware ne is in love: Furtive
and embarrassed. Ard 50 on. until you
have to tear yourself away to carch a
car. before a policeman tells you TO
move on.
Catching car is a matter to appre-
ciate just now with the threatened
strike of the street car men drawing
closer and closer.
A story is going the rounds and It
appeared recently in a local paper; It
is about Addison Miner and Horace
Platt.-Horace Plat being the thinnest
man in San Francisco, just as Add
son is one Of the stoutest. These two
men were seated opposite each other
on the way UP town. one afternoon.
when their car stopped and very fat
lady got in. Horace Plat, gentleman
", always on the alert where the la
dies are concerned, arose and with a
graceful wave of his hand, lured the
lady to her doom; she would not at OF
course, and had to struggle up to her
feet again. while Our" Addison very
audibly whispered:
eco back to your crack. Horace, and
1 will give the lady a seat"
SUMMER TOURS.
Tt seems rather soon to be planning
summer trips, but with the shop win
dows full of summer. goods. ones
thoughts naturally force the season
too.
Mrs. Hathaway and her daughter
have been hesitating between a trip to
Honolulu and their usual summer So
journ to their home in San Lorenzo.
Lily Hathaway, with recollections OF
three delightful months in HoBoiulu
last summer where she and her mother
were the guests of their cousin Mrs
w. r. Castle, has been most anxious
to return and go regularly to house
keeping. But Mrs. Hathaway says:
wait until next summer" so that il
how the matter stands. Mrs HATH
away and Lily have spent the winter
in San Francisco at the Occidental
Hotel and Mrs. Hathaway says that
after all this social whirl her quiet
country home is what she needs.
Helen Smith is another girl who Is
always ready to go TO the Islands
where. during her last trip, she was
the guest of Mrs. w. G.. Irwin. But
Mrs. Smith and her daughters have
decided to cross the pond" this sum-
ner and spend few months in Europe,
probably to remain until the FAN.
Mrs. Lansdale is looking very sweet
N her simple black gowns, and Helen
Smith rs prettier than ever with her
fresh color undimmed by the stress OF
. gay season, for she is still in mourn
ng for her father and goes out bur
title. .e.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-05
s. MARION WEEKES.

Maud-'I feel so sorry for poor LII
Ian. She and Reggie had it all planned
to eIope, and now they have TO give y
an, Jack-'sWhat is the troubles?
Afaud-"She can't persuade her stngy
old papa to give them the money 70
carry IT oat."--Kansas City journal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-05
SAN FRANCISCO NOTES
CONTINUED from Page s.,

clearly. not a sound having betrayed
the rising of the curtain, while with the
end of the act the picture slowly fades
from view. and light shows the curtain
down again.
An enjoyable diversion. though per-
haps not quite so intellectual a treat.
is the daily exhibition of exquisite i'm
ported gowns in the White House win
dows. A usual outing has grown to
consist in dummy ride down town
when the weather permits,-this must
of course always be interpolated in this
city of zephyrs.--a walk along the
block on Kearny street from Suffer to
Post. and view of costumes that are
so dainty and so alluring that they
seem to attract the eyes of all men,
as well as all women.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-05
LOOKING AT GOWNS.

1t is interesting TO note the different
expressions in the crowd. The woman
who always has had an income she can
scarcely spend, whose gaze is all criti-
cal and whose expression is half bored.
the woman who can spend her income
IL she is extravagant and who hasn't
had it long, whose look is all eagerness
mixed with a nervous anxiety that
speaks: which," The woman who
has no income and is all discomfort,
whose eye brows arch to the super
cilious and who turns away with a
shrug, and the woman who has no in
come, but who is sunny none the less
and who, after a stare Of frank admira-
ton. turns to the next window where
consolation in shirt waists is awaiting
her with their assurance that last
years style is quite possible for the
coming summer.
If any one looks at the men there is
the man who has an extravaganza wife:
Anxious. The man who has an envious
wife: Uneasy. The rich man who
adores his wife: Interested. The poor
man who adores his wife: Ambitious.
The rniser: Firm. The farmer.-in
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-04-05
During these Hard Times

And until further notice the
NEW ENGLAND BAKERY
will sell from their store on
Hotel street, commencing April
1st, 35 Tickets, calling for 35
Loaves Bread, for One Dollar.
Guaranteed best quality and full
weight. Bread delivered from
the wagons will be % Loaves for
One Dollar. The difference is
simply cost of delivery, which
benefit we extend to our custom
ers.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
NEW ANEcDo7e or SCOTT.


There ia 4 nav Scott anecdote re.
membered AZ Ginning from fine Inns Of
4 Ing dad scotcbman when 4 boy
he was ono day Watching come build.
Ing onerations "nrobabIv near Alb.
botsfordp when a lame man. bare.
headed and with a men behind his ear.
came up. Taking hold Of a pail, the
lame man t,,rnad II ovar and aakad fha
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
STARTLING the Archbishop.

The following amusing story is,
states a Dover correspondent, vouched
for by rural clergyman in East Kent.
The primate paid visit to the village
school, and after telling the scholars
that everyone possessed a besettlng
sin, astonished his youthful hearers by
continuing, And even archbishops!"
II wonder who can guess what the
archbishop's besetting sin Isl" asked
his grace. One little lad timidly held
up his hand, and on being invited to-
give an answer said, "Drunkenness!"
What the archbishop thought or said
at this amazing reply Is not recorded,
but, as everyone knows, DR.. Temple is
a most ardent temperance advocate.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
seashore Gems Of Britain,

Pebbles of considerable value are
to be found on various parts OF the
shores Of Great Britain. The onyx,
for instance, is a valuable stone. 1t
IL a black pebble with white bands
and is to be found on many parts Of
the coast. This pebble Is frequently
cut into cameo gems and sold for o
pretty high figure. Thousands of tons
of black stones have been gathered
off the coast at Whitby for the pur.
pose of cutting into mourning jewelry,
and a good profit realized thereby.
The cairngorm is the most valuable
Of all such stones, 1t is to- be found
OIL the coast of Scotland and north Of
Ireland and is Of clear yellow color.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
PAYS COMPLIMENTS TO TWAIN.
London Papers FeIlcitous Comments
on His Birthday. ,s

London Papers FeIlcitous Comments
on His Birthday. q5
This Is my birthday Shakespeare.
MARK TWAIN SAMUEL LANG
HORNE CLEMENS), Nov 30, 1886.
Ye jocund Twain. Walt Whitman.
will speak of thee as the traveller.
Shakespeare.
The most daring and skilful Of
pilots.-Ibsen. ~ f
Tell me, oh tell me, what kind OF
thing is wit,
Thou who master art Of it?-Cowley.
From the crown Of his head to the
sole Of his foot he Is all mirth.-
Shakespeare.
The gay recess Of wisdom and Of
wit.-Byron. "u0.' =
Nothing is more significant Of
mems character than what they find
laughable .-Goethe.
Thank God! IL also-am an
American!-Webster
Bid me discourse, will enchant
thine ear,-Shakespeare.
| have for the most part been aired
abroad Shakespeare,
London Chronicle.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
, New Prize for 'itudcnis,

The Edinburgh university authort
ties have resolved, in respect Of tie
gift OF Sir A, Conan Doyle Of $1,000
from the profits Of the sale of his Ellis
tory of the War" to offer a'bursary OF
the annual value of 5000, the recipient
being the best South African student
Of the year. whether Of British or
Dutch birth, The b,msary will bear
the donors name.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
Had Bunions on Her Klsmet.

Street Cleaning Commissioner Paul
Iglehart came back to the city hall
this week from cunning trip In Anne
Arundel county and brought with him
supply of new stories told in the
historic old South River club.
The one that particularly took Mr..
Igleharts fancy was that of the Irish
servant girl who one day asked he,
mistress what was the meaning Of the
word "kismet." After thinking little
while, the mistress said.
why, Bridget, it is another name
for fate"
A day or so afterward the mistress
discovered Bridget hobbling down the
stairs, evidently in great pain and
walking very lame.
why, what on earth is the matter
with your she asked.
"Oh, sure, ma'am," was the reply,
1--WE got bunions on my kismet."
Baltimore Sun.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
pepew Turns LAUGH ON Twain,

When Mark Twain called on Sem
ator Chauncey Depew at his office re.
Gently he found him with his fingers
very much solled from writing. As
the Senator stepped to the bowl and
began washing his hands, Mr., Glenn
ems observed laushingly: 1T might
be a good thing II you would use a
little Of that soap on your conscience,
Senator Possibly" agreed the Sen.
ator. Soap would do in my case,
but II twas yours, you'd haze to use
pumice stone at least"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22

When a man goes home and
declares that he will not pay any
more foolish dry goods bills, that ia
an ultimatum. He issues one every
few days, but no one pays any at.
tention to them. For this reason tbs
dear women don't understand what 10
so serious about the ultimatum Issued
by Germany and England.-Atchlson
Globe.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
Enriched by Death Dues.

During the present year 2O6 persons
died in England leaving estates valued
at over s5O0,O0O each, the aggregate
being $500, 225,7lO. The average age
OF these persons was nearly 70 years;
one-fourth OF them were 20 or over,
and SIX were oyer 90 The chancellor
Of the exchequer reaped death dues
amounting to $02,5GS,57O.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
Feminine loolc,

Husband can't see, my dear,
what good that border Of fur does,
around the bottom of your skirt"
Wife--"Well, 1t does lots Of good. K
shows the neighbors that you can a.
ford It." 4.,N
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22

Probably the Oldest team of horses
Is owned by farmer down in Soho.
harie county. The combined age Of
the two is 10 years, one being n and
the other 80 years OF age, The team
was raised on the farm where they
still live. Notwithstanding their ex.
IRENE age tho horses are still doing
farm work, looking well and taking
three meals a day.-Richfeld Springs
Mercury.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
Bull In a Football Game.

While football game was in prog
ress In Hanley England, a bull In
vaded the field. Some Of the players
being dressed in a bright red, the bull
determined to have little game him
self, and the manner in which he
bucked the center and made the foot
ballers scatter In all directions
showed that he had nothing to learn
from them In the gentle game Of foot.
ball.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22

farmers Wlfe--l wish, Abner, yvu
would Kill a chicken for dinner to-day.
Abner--oh, wait while. Maybe
one Of them ore automobiles will
come along, 4. slsss8S8 N
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22
Or Even Got Alma.

When the time comes for a man to
pay debt, he begins to see many
ways in which he could have gotten
along without contracting lt,--Atcht
soD Globe. lM,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-01-22

useless and unnecessary public docu-
ments, The law, in many instances, pro,
vides for The publishing of reports aad
documents Ear beyond and demand or
necessity and, as result, the store
rooms OF tile capitol Building are rapidly
filling up with this matter that b Worse
Than useless. I am sure careful inspec,
lion Of this accumulated material VIII
convince any legislator OF the necessity
of reform along this line. ....,,.,,,,,c
THE FISH AND GAME INTERESTS,
| recommend that the hsll uha Bun.e
interests OK the state be put under one
control mud that laws be made more
stringent for the preservation OF hotni
game and fish, and that the power OF
the warden and his deputies be enlarged
90 that they can more effectualy en-
force the law.
/ also believe that fish hatchery
should be established with the view Of
nronagating such fish as are adapted to
The STRAINS Of Kansas Other states
have made this profitable industry
where conditions are no moro favorable
than they are in Kansas
STATE ARCHITECT.
7 would recommend the enactment Of
a law authorizing the appointment Of 9
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1903-03-09
BRAVES W|LDS IN FAR NORTH
Ed A. johnson Back in Butte After Sooun Alaska Plucky
Wife Beside Him in His Travels Trouble With Claim
Jumpers, But Won Out Her Story OF the Trip

Ed. A. Johnson and tho wife who helped
him win a fortune within the Arctic circle
returned to Butte yesterday Both are
well-known in this city where they lived
nine years before they left for Nome, and
the fact that they have come back with
comfortable fortune and with mining inter
ests which will bring them many thou
sands more will be pleasant news TO many
friends. The story of how the woman
faced danger and suffered hardship beside
her husband when they were getting this
wealth is interesting.
Il went everywhere Ed went" said Mrs
Johnson, and the words mean great deal
for the tundra plains OF the Seward penin-
sula are a graveyard for many men who
perished during the first big rush.
Mrs. Johnson saw the early stages Of
that rush. She was one of the first party
who left Nome for Fish river. She dis
covered the claim which they recently sold
10 an Eastern syndicate for $4,000 And
she crossed the peninsular with her hus-
band in the teeth Of a blizzard when the
mercury dropped to 6s below zero and the
wind blew horses from their tracks. In
such weather she slept in the snow and
travelled by day beside the men OF the
party.
Her story of life at Nome is strange.
She told it this noon.
I'VE left Seattle on the Victoria in
June, 1900" said she. "When we came in
sight Of the camp we saw the beach piled
nigh with baggage and freight for two
miles. And the tents stretched in a long
white line as far as the eye could reach.
In this strange camp where men and dogs
ND Ill
tent ropes we staid only few days. Then
we left with party for Ophir creek We
had heard but little OF the place.
we went from Nome 10 Golovnin bay
by little steamer. Thence we went TO
White Mountain by scows. From that
place we went TO what is now Council
city by fatboats, which were poled NJ
the stream.
AT Council City ! worked at stcnog-
raphy Mr.. Johnson went out TO prospect.
saw some Of the soldiers panning out
So and $40 "A day at the mouth OF Ophir
creek. Through my own work | found
that the claim, which we have Just sold
had been located, but not recorded. We
staked it with a number OF others. These
went to other camps and left MS their in
terests. We prospected it in a manner
during the rest Of the summer. We went
back TO Nome satisfied that ii was rich.
Mr.. Johnson wanted TO go out to the
states that fall. ! did not. felt that il
would be better to stay near our interests.
And subsequent events proved that ! was
right. In the middle Of the winter we got
word that they were jumping claims on
Ophir creek. ! heard that ours was in
danger. We lost no time We set right
out for Council City.
Now to get from Nome to Council
City III the winter you must cross
peninsula where there is nothing in the
summer but a tundrabog. In the winter
it is a waste OF snow. And the winds
blow with awful velocity during the
storms | was determined to go with my
husband.
1--WE went with a freigbter's outfit.
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1903-03-09
CHANGE OF JUDGE ASKED FOR
IN FOUR BIG MINING CASES

Rapid action Is being secured on the
Fair Trial law just passed by the legisla-
ture. Judge Clancys court was the scene
this morning of the first steps toward the
removal of four big mining cases from
his jurisdiction. In the four cases re-
ferred to, applications, aliidavts and petit
tions were filed for the purpose of hav-
ing another judge called to try them.
Two OF the suits were the two actions
brought by John MacGinniss against the
Boston Montana Mining company and
others to restrain the defendants from al
lowing the Amalgamated company to take
possession of the business and plant Of
the Boston & Montana company and oper-
ate the same.
he other two cases were suits brought
by Pat Mullins against the Boston & Mon
tana company, and involve valuable min
ing property. Judge Clancy has three
days in which to consider the applica-
tions requesting him to petition the STU
preme court to substitute another Judge
to hear and try the various questions pre-
sented in the litigation named.
In the two MacGinnss cases the meas
ures of judicial relief asked by the plain
tiff is receiver for the defendants prop
erty and an injunction forbidding the
action on their part referred to above.
These matters had been set for hear
The Butte inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1901-1912, 1903-03-09
Trip to Yellowstone Park
Is Planned for Chief
Executive.
TO Be HERE IN APRIL
If Program IS Carried Out
Roosevelt Sees Butte
Next April.

The reported plans for a visit to Mon
tana in the near future Of President
Roose'elt is awakening interest in Butte
and will lead to plans for the entertain
ment of the chief executive in the greatest
mining camp in the world IL he comes
here, providing he makes a Western trip,
According to the reports respecting his
trip he will come to Montana and the
Yellowstone park for visit after the dedi.
cation exercises at the St. Louis fair. This
would bring the president here the latter
part OF the month.
Postmaster George Irwin when asked
about the presidents visit today said that
he knew nothing definite. lie had heard
Western trip was in contemplation, but he
was not in possession Of definite informa-
tion.
IF the president comes TO Butte, Of
course, we will all Join in giving him
rousing welcome thst will eclipse that we
gave him in 1900 vhsn lie was candidate
for vice president.
Said he, That rs the biggest day in
Butte, as people came here for miles
around. Mr.. Roo,sstlt felt very grateful
over the splendid deception accorded him.
/ think we can pm t,at reception to blush
this time. ! horo tie president will be
able to come here This month as reported,
but am afraid the trip will be postponed"