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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02

81 am supposed to die of a broken
heart" said the unmanageable ac-
tress.
''Now, how am I to know how per-
son with broken heart behaves'?"
\ 9TH tell you what to do" answered
the cold blooded manager. "You study
the author of this play after he sees
your first performance of it.'-Wash-
ington Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
Needed some stimn1us.

Manager shall shortly produce a
new play called The Gold-Bug,' and
1 want you to take the part of the
hero.
"Actor-Who is he?
Manageable is the Gold-Bug-a
millionaire.
Actor-Very we'll Pay me my back
salary just before the curtain rises.
and I'll sweep the TOWN.. u
Weekly
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
Divers Want More Pay.

Cleveland, O.. March 28-The divers
employed on the lakes have gone on
strike to enforce their demand for
higher wages and recognition OF their
organization. The men have been get
ting from five to six dollars per day AID
now demand a fat rate of ten dollars
Der day.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
TriumphaI arches.

La Crosse, Wis, March 2S.-ThecoIn
mittee in charge Of the entertainment
of the president in this city April 4 has
made arrangements to erect three Elk
triumphal arches on the route of the
parade down town. Every business
house along the line of march will be
decorated profusely.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
Trouble Coming.

Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego = Your
church is becoming dissatisfied with
the pastor? Why is that? He has
been preaching for you Is years, hasn't
he?
Mrs. ldom-Holme-Yes. That's
the trouble He has begun to preach
at US, now-Chicagc Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
just a Hint.

''I WISH" said Rev. Mr.. Hardpan,
''that this congregation were penni-
less"
what does he mean?" the people
whispered one to another.
For them" the pastor continued,
"the collection plate would not be so
nickel-less and lime-less. "-Philadel-
nhia Press
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
The Boy CouIdn,t See 1t.

Office Boy-There amt any such
word as 'gesticulate" in the diction-
airy.
Chief Clerk-Nonsense! Where did
you look for it?
Under 'je,' of course.
81 see, didn't know how to spell it,
$50 a fellow must know how to
spell word he goes to the diction-
airy to find out how to spell! What're
We givin' us, anyhow" - Boston
TRANSCRIPT.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02

After yawning without Interrupt
ton for three days, despite every eff
fort to effect a cessation, Mrs. Will
liam Henry Jenner died in Oshkosh.
The physicians in attendance stated
that the woman was suffering from
obscure LESSONS of the brain, produc-
ing laryngial spasms.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
Lightning Causes Big Loss.

Lightning destroyed property to the
value of $4,000 belonging to f. NJ.
Galloway at Fond du Lac. The barn
was struck and four horses and IA
steers were burned to death The
flames were soon communicated to
the dwelling, creamery and granary,
all of which were a total loss.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
GeffInr Even.

Mrs. Won Blumer-We must have the
Biggsbys to dinner. We owe them
one.
Won Blumer-Of course. We passed
an awful dull evening there and it
is nothing more than right that they
should pass one here.-Brooklyn Life.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
MOuOuOly.

A LADY once asked little girl OF
five if ST e had any brothers.
eyes, said the child, II have three
brothtA s."
cane how many sisters, my DEAR"
asked the lady.
Just one sister, and I'm it, replied
the small girl.-Little Chronicle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
Lazy Mans laundering.

I'd like to have nice, soft job,
Where I could simply be
A sort of weekly visitor
To draw my salarye;
And then, as that got burdensome
And seemed inclined to bore me.
I'd like to have some fellow paid
To go and draw it for me!
Baltimore News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
Friendly Criticism.

Mayme-I can't endure Gwendolyn;
she's simply detestable. This is the
third time she and l cut for the prize
at our card parties, and she wins every
time.
Helen-Well, she's fair, isn't she?
"Fair? You should see her when she
isn't made up!"-Kansas City Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
The Cruwflsh and Others,

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30 JoIMgIp 9XBolIE
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III oLp9L 10 so JoLAeIp
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HBA9 Hon 9A7L oqs9IA9p
IN. Y. Sun.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
VIII Go to Maine.

A telegram from Washington states
that the secretary of war has de-
tailed Capt. Charles j. Symmonds, of
Kenosha, as head of the military de-
partment at the University of Maine
at Orono, Me, his term of office to
begin with the opening of the school
year at the university.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
HOdV Found.

The body of Brietbach, the Milwau-
kee hunter who was drowned in Pc
waukee lake last November, has been
found by Hugo and Edward Violet.
The body, which was found stranded
on a reef near Starke's point, was
taken to Pewaukec.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
Famous Character Dies.

Mrs. c. +. Laclaire, commonly
known as Minnie Ross, one of the
best-known characters of northern
Wisconsin, died in Hurley. She was
the manager of the famous Klondike
theater that burned two years ago,
and in which 10 people lost their lives
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
His Only Refuge.

The Parson-Y Your wife, sir, is trying
to run my church.
Witherby-If that is really the case,
the only thing for you to do IS to join
my poker club.-Harper's Bazaar.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02

There's room enough for all men here
Upon this busy, whirling sphere.
Why puA and crowd and jostle so?
All. yes, there's room enough, but where
A few set out to get to, there
The crowd is sure to want to 60
Chicago Record-Herald.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
C-tma Under Difficulties.

Sing Sing Sam-Wot's de matter,
Joe? Been playin' football?
Joliet Joe-Naw! | tried ter swipe
a automobile an de blame ting run
away wit me.-N. Y. Herald.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
An UnfaiIinE Sign.

Druggist-That dyspepsia remedy
you put on the market wasn't sue
cess, eh?"
Physician-Why do you think it
wasn't?
Druggist-Because there hasn't been
a single imitation offered for sale
Cincinnati Enquirer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
sensible Suggestion.

Won Blumer-Where's my wife?
Dimpleton-She's in the next room
talking with my wife about clothes.
Won Blumer-Well, then, suppose we
go and spend the evening somewhere
together.-Town Topics,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
Reflections
lovely!"

This world is like looking glass
Wherein one oft beholds his face;
1t frowns on those who grimly pass,
But answers smiles with jovial grace.
Washington Star
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
gratitude Among Girls.

Mildred-I should so like to do
something that would please Gertrude.
She's been so kind to me.
Cora-Why not pretend that you're
Jealous of her?-Town Topics.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
Afraid.

''Biggleston must have a shady
past"
''Why?"
"He says something ought to be
done to curb the newspapers. Chi
cago Record Herald.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
A Authoritative.

AS to getting rich quick
There are warnings in plenty,
And for one of them see
Prov. $3.50.
Chicago Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
Poor Little Willie.

"Willie's crying; guess he wants
something" said the indulgent
mother.
"Well," fumed the father, starting
in the direction of William, slipper in
hand, hell get something. but he'll
cry worse after he gets it."-Yonkers
Statesman
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
General opIniOn.

Lives of great men all remind us
That it isn't only pluck;
We would do as Well. or better,
If we only had their luck.
N. Y. Times.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02
'eople are hard to satisfy"
No Ennui Here.

mo; we're never troubled with en-
nui out at my house. Our minds are
always occupied"
''In what way?'
''Well, I'm trying to guess what my
wife will say to me when / get home,
and she's trying to guess what new
excuse I'll have for being late."-
Brooklyn Eagle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02

cts hard task this being a states
man." remarked the great man, reflect
lively.
people are hard to satisfy"
every. If you have money at the end
of term of office they wink signifi-
cantly and say: 4 told you So and if
you are poor they curl their lips and
comment on your improvident charac-
r.''-Washington Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02

Miss White-I've never been able to
get good photograph of my face.
Miss Black-Let me congratulate
you."-Chicago Daily News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-04-02

Husband-How is it that woman's
club of yours keeps you out so much
later now than it used to?
Wife-Ohl we've made a new rule
that only one member can speak at
time.-Chicugo Journal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09

palace of horticulture assigned to each
state must at all times be covered with
fresh fruits, the months of May and
June next year will necessarily witness
the display of apples kept in cold storage.
As it has been demonstrated that apples
may be kept perfectly in cold storage
for two years, it is reasonable TO assume
that during the first two months of the
Worlds Fair, and longer if need be,
perfect specimens of fruits will be daily
exhibited
IDAHO WILL EXHIBIT.
Idaho is one of the many states that
will make complete display of apples
and orchard fruits. Prof. Stinson, in
conversation with Clarence b. HURT,
executive commissioner from Idaho, ad-
vised that all fruits designed for exhibit
ton should be carefully picked by hand.
Each apple should be wrapped in tissue
paper with an outside wrapper of heav-
Ter paper. For the second wrapper a
paraiiine paper is most desirable. Fruit
for exhibition is better kept when pack
ed in boxes of about 30 pounds capacity
than in barrels. 1t is frequently the
case that fruit in the center of barrel
ripens too much before it becomes cool
ed. A box of thick material is better
than thin for there is less danger of the
fruit becoming bruised. Again, In re-
moving the apples from cold storage TO
the exhibit rooms the box is found to be
much the more convenient package.
With careful handling the apples should
be packed in packages in the orchard,
taken as rapidly as possible to iced cars
and sent to st. Louis, where the arrange
ments are so perfect that there is no
chance for the fruit to become heated
when it is transferred from refrigerator
cars to the permanent cold storage ware
houses.
Idaho is collecting splendid lots of
Jonathan, Grimes Golden, Rome Beauty,
Ben Davis and Winesap apples. The
Jonathan in Idaho as elsewhere is a
favorite. It's conical shape, its high
attain perfection in Idaho orchards.
Grimes Golden with its deep yellow
color, fiat form aud delicate flavor is
being widely grown. Rome Beauty
grows larger and with its red streaks
makes fine appearance. The Ben
Davis, of unrivaled appearance, but dis
appointing in texture and flavor, is well
adapted to Idaho's soil and climate.
The Winesap maintains its high place
among the winter apples.
PICK WHEN RIPE.
Many growers hold to the opinion that
apples keep better if they are picked be-
fore they are fully ripe. Tests in cold
storage show this to be erroneous.
Fruit picked before it is ripe, before it
is fully grown, is frequently damaged by
scald and it is likely to shrivel somewhat
While the fruit should be ripe, it should
not be dead ripe" for then even cold
storage will not avert decay.
concluded neJt tOee6.)
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
The Royal Month and the Royal
Disease.

Sudden changes of weather are espe
cially trying and probably to none more
so than to the scrofulous and consump-
tive. The progress of scrofula during a
normal October is commonly great. We
never think of scrofula-its punches,
cutaneous eruptions and wasting of the
bodily substance-wi without thinking of
the great good many sufferers from it
have derived from Hoods Sarsaparilla,
whose radical and permanent cures of
this one disease are enough to make n
the most famous medicine in the world
There is probably not city or town
where Hoods Sarsaparilla has not proved
it's merit in more homes than one, in
arresting and completely graduating
scrofula, which is almost as serious and
as much to be feared as it's near relative
consumption.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09

Cold storage for fruits will be given
its first thorough test at any interna-
tional exposition at the Worlds Fair,
at st. Louis in 1904. An immense cold
storage warehouse and refrigerating
plant will be in operation on the grounds
and all tests will be of the most practi-
cal nature
Fruit growers from the most remote
parts of the United States will be able
to show their choicest products and to
place them on the exhibit tables in per-
feet condition. The wonderful strides
made toward perfection in refrigeration
make possible this long desired result.
The strawberry grower in Oregon may
pick his berries, ship them half across
the continent to St. Louis, and when
placed on exhibition they will appear as
fresh and fair as they were when plucked
from the vine.
Apples harvested this fall in widely
separated states will be assembled in
ST. Louis and a year hence, when hun
dreds of thousands of visitors throng
the beautiful City of knowledge, the
fruit will be shown and it will be seen
that it retains its beautiful colors, its
texture, aroma and flavor. Since the
Columbian exposition at Chicago ten
years ago, mechanical refrigeration has
advanced in Importance by leaps and
bounds. 1t has revolutioniZed many in
dustries, and no class has received
greater or more direct benefits than has
the fruit grower. Cold storage has
solved the over-stocked market problem
and the "gluts" of 10 years ago, then of
so frequent occurrence with perishable
fruit, is scarcely noticeable to-day.
Frederick w. Taylor, chief of the de-
partment of horticulture and agricul-
ture for the Worlds Fair, and Prof.
John L. Stinson, superintendent of pom
ology, are planning to assist the COM
missions of the various states and have
obtained the uniform rate from all the
cold storage houses of ST. Louis of %
cents per barrel for the storage of apples
from October to May. The department
will receive all consignments of exhibits
and will see that they are properly han
died.
The exposition management, appre-
ciating the Importance of the cold stor-
age industry, has established the bureau
of refrigeration and is erecting the
REFR!GERAT INGBUILDING
800 by 210 feet with model cold storage
warehouse of more than 100000 cubic
feet capacity.
AS the exposition will positively oper
April 30, 1904, and the space in the
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
A Dozen Times a Night.

Mr.. Owen Dunn of Benton Ferry, w.
Va, writes: II have had kidney and
bladder trouble for years, and it became
so bad that was obliged to get up at
least dozen times night. ! never re-
ceived any permanent benefit from any
medicine until l tried Foley's Kidney
Cure. After using two bottles, / am
cured" f.. Il. Longwell. IN
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
Gained Forty Pounds in Thirty
DAYS.

For several months our younge
brother had been troubled with indiges
ton He tried several remedies but 90
no benefit from them. We purchased
some of Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets and he commenced taking
them. Inside of thirty days he had
gained forty pounds in flesh. He is now
fully recovered. We have a good trade
on the tablets.-HoLLEY Bros, Mer-
chants, Long Branch, Mo. For sale by
Longwell Bros m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
A Perfect Painless Pill.

Is the one that will cleanse the system,
set the liver in action, remove the bile,
clear the complexion, cure headache and
leave a good taste in the mouth. The
famous little pills for doing such work
pleasantly and etfectuaily are Dewitt
Little Early Risers. Bob Moore OF La
fayette, Ind, says; "Ali other pills nave
used gripe and sicken, while Dewitt
Little Early Risers are simply perfect
Sold by f.. Il. LongYell. NJ
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09

Laces from I to 5 inches wide, SC a yard.
Forty styles to select from
Cotton Batting, fine white, soft, SC roll,
Outing Flannels, large assortment, sc yard.
Womens Fleeced Suits, soc.
Children's Union Suits, all sizes, SOC.
Good Sized Blankets, white or colored soc.
Farmers Large Heavy Umbrellas SIoo.
White Wastngs, winter weight, 3oc, soc, ooc
and 75c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
North Pole Fatalities.

During the nineteenth century 200
ships, numberless lives and over $780,
100000 were lost in futile efforts to
reach the North Pole.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
Rich Rewards.

Who says there is no longer
reward for valor? A New Jersey boy
rescued two maidens from drowning
and got a kiss for his trouble. We
hope it was worth 1t.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
FRUITS AND REFRIGERATION.
Cold Storage for the Worlds Fair Permits
Wonderful Fruit Exhibits and shows
the Value of Refrigeration.

We give below information concerning
the fruit exhibit at the St. Louis Worlds
Fair. We wish Van Buren, county
would put up an exhibit of fruit; it
would pay. We will gladly furnish any
information desired or same can be had
by writing f. w. Taylor, chief of the
department of horticulture, st. Louis,
Mo.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09

Everybodys liable to itching piles.
Rich and poor, old and young-terrible
the torture they suffer. Only one sure
cure. Doans Ointment Absolutely
safe; can't fail
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
New Churches Always Building.

According TO a late report of the
secretary of the Presbyterian Board OF
Church Erection fifteen church build.
ings are erected in the United States
every day in the year.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
To Cure A Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money if it fails
10 cure. f.. w. Groves signature is on
each box. 25c. ly
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
Bronchitis For Twenty Years.

Mrs. Minerva Smith of Danville, H.,
writes: IL had bronchitis for twenty
years and never got relief until | used
Foley's Honey and Tar which is sure
cure" f.. b. Longwell. III
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
Following are the prices paid by our
merchants and dealers for the products

For pleasant physic take Chamber
lains Stomach and Liver Tablets. Easy
to take. Pleasant in effect. For sale by
Longwell Bros. m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
The Eaton Sterling Quality Shoe for Men

Cannot be beaten for style, finish and wear
Radcliffe shoes for ladies perfect-$2.5o
The Tappan shoes for ladies and children peect-sod
the popular prices.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09

Spanish Tobacco From Ohio.
The best grade OF Spanish filters In
the United States is grown in the
Miami valley of Ohio.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
First Life Insurance.

The first life insurance society was
started in London in 1893 and another
in 100. Neither was successful.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09

fact Of interest is that anticipation of the ad
cotton bought early and hold goods old prices
We have hundreds of yards of prints in all the standard makes
and &C.
Tennis Flannel in white coors sc
Unbleached Cotton 44c and up.
Beached Cotton, SO inch, &C and up
Exceptional Batting h. bolts SC Ioc
Extra Fine I21c and
The old values in underwear
Extra-Men's heavy fleece, worth soc 38c.
An line of banketsall kinds colors
and up
Fancy Blankets for Bath and Loungng Robes.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09

Centenarian Physician.
A Hanover Germany physician,
age LOG, visits his patients in an auto
mobile.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09

Newest Styles in Belts, CSC and soc.
Wrist Bags, 25c, soc, 75c, $Ioo and $3.50
Mems All Wool St. Joe Socks, 25c.
Heavy Comfortabes, $Ioo.
Fine Assortment Art Denims, I4c.
French Seal Fur Scarfs, $I.25.
Feeced Suitngs, Ioc.
Extra Fine Iibelines for Suits, soc.
All White Blankets, full size for table padding
large enough for big table. 6oc.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09

that will surprise you. Do delay your selections for these
goods selling every day.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-09
THE new YORK SANITARIUM
And Gold Cure,

Will be opened by DR.. F. NJ Hubbard Oct I,
1908 who makes speciality of Liquor, Morphine,
Opium and Tobacco, with years experience in
Marion Ind where he treated thousands of patients
You will find the sanitarium at I63 East Main street.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-01-30

Col. Arthur Lynch, Bva'ish sub
iect who fought with the Beers IN
the late war. was found guilty OF
treason IN trial which ended in
London, on the a3d, and sentenced 10
death.
The jury in the case OF Or lorn.
on trial al Kansas City. No.. for the
murder Of Albert Scchrest, was dis
charged. on the Esd. having failed to
reach an agreement.
Charles NJ. Schwab returned on his
Yacht 10 Palermo. Italy. on the 23d,
and will sail for New York on the
Goth.
United States Senator-elect Clark,
on the 23d. was appointed receiver oil
the Bank Of Little Rock, Ara, which
recently suspended payment.
Katherine Mcmahon. aged 40. and
her daughter were struck and killed
by a railroad train at Shelby, o., on
the esd.
States Attorney Denccn. on tho
ed. dismissed the conspiracy case
against the Braceyille tlii.) Coal Co.
| A snowfall of about three inches
was general over Kansas, on the 25d.