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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
LOCAL BREVITIES.

Complaint is made Of the disorder carried
on at nights on Princess street, between
Royal and st. Asaph.
Mr.. Harvey Sweeney, from his farm across
the river at Shepherds, brought to market this
morning nineteen barrels Of string beans.
The steamer Dennis Simmons, from Will
lamston, n. c., with lumber for Smoot & Co.
and ii. X. Field & Co. arrived yesterday.
William Holm, colored, forfeited s. col
lateral in the Police Court this morning by
failing to appear and answer charge of as
saulting Maggie Baker
A petition requesting the Car Of Russia to
suppress the i'll treatment Of Jews in thu
country is being numerously signed by the
city officials and citizens generally Of Alex
andria.
Evangelist Lee S. Wheeler will speak to the
children and young people at the Search
Light Gospel Tent tomorrow evening at $50
o'clock, and at p. IN. he will preach upon
1.-THE World to Come" will there be n
difference of reward in Heaven !"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
&BrO.,
400 to 42G Seventh Street,
WASHINGTON. D. C.
Propertv Sales.

Mr.. s. II. Lunt sold at auction today
in front of the Royal street entrance of
the City Hall to the German Co-opera-
tive Building Association No. 5 a lot of
ground 4lxl22 feet with brick store
house and improvements thereon, stu
ated on south east corner of King and
Lee street for 1880; also lot of
ground 24xl14, feet with all the build
ings and improvements therein, situated
on the west side of Royal 45 feet south Of
Queen street to the German Cooperative
Building Association No. s for 81, 800
cash; also a square Of ground containing
two acres, bounded by Madison, Alfred,
Wythe and Patrick streets to Mr.. Jos.
l.. Crupper for 81, 600 cash.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
Mid -Summer Market.

There vas an abundance of seasonable
country produce in market this morning
more than on any previous Saturday
this year Vegetables were in proiuSion
and prices had materially weakened
There was a glut of some varieties, e :
pecially snap beans, which were almost
nominal in price. A Marylander had
nineteen barrels. He shipped seventy
five to Washington few days ago
Homegrown tomatoes were more plenu-
full Butter was 25c per pound and eggs
2Oc per dozen-a decline from last
weeks prices. Fruit was plentiful ana
comparatively low nprice. Sweet CIDER
was exposed on some benches. About
the average numbers of buyers were In
attendance.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
The Hot Wave.

Seasonable weather is again upon us,
and the mercury in the thermometer has
forced into the nineties during the past
few DAYS. About five O'clock yesterday
evening there were evidences OF an
approaching shower. The cloud, now
ever was scattered by a northwest WIND
The breeze was much-enjoyed blessing
notwithstanding the absence OF ram;
After dark a sultry calm followed
with a suspicion of rain, and
throughout the night much discontinue
was experienced. Early this morning
there we're uumistakable evidences OF an
other hot day and the rays of the sun as
he rose higher and higher have been
depressing. BY noon the mercury reacp-
ed Q3o
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
Personal.

Councilman John II. Trimyer has
been called TO Matthews county, by the
serious illness of his father.
Mrs. l.. NJ. Blackford left yesterday
for Orkney Springs to spend the sum-
MGR.
Prof. L. NJ. Blackford and son, Mr..
j. NJ. Blackford, will leave for Europe
next week.
Mrs. Tongue has resigned as matron
at the Episc) opal High School, near this
city, and has been succeeded by Miss
Jet, sister of Rev. Robt Jet, of Staun-
ton.
Mr.. Benjamin Aitcheson, Of this city, has
been appointed master mechanic at the joiner
and pattern shop at the Washington navy
yard. The position was secured through
competitive examination in which Mr.. AitcEe-
son exCelled all his competitors.
Mr.. A. A. Warfeld, who recently returned
from Tennessee and Kentucky, will leave to-
morrow for those States where he is engaged
in business.
Mr.. Frank Hume was in the city today on
his way to Culpeper for short visit
All the priests Of the Richmond diocese
will 20 on retreat Monday at Georgetown
University for the week.
@Miss f. Bontz of Alexandria, is the guest
Of Miss r. NJ. Kelley on Jefferson street.
Charlottesville Progress.
Mrs. W. III. Fleming and her six children,
Of Portsmouth, are visiting Mrs. George
Lash, on Royal street.
Capt. George w. Mays, of Alexandria, con-
ductor of the ill-f,ted passenger train in the
Rockfish wreck, deserves great praise for his
manly and untiring efforts to render aid in
reseuing the dead and wounded from the
wreck. The courtesy and sympathy of Cap
tain Mays to passengers is highly spoken Of
by the survivors Of the wreck and Others
Charlottesville Progress.
At Hyattsville, Nd, on Thursday Mr..
Harry NJ. Browning, youngest son of Mr..
Livingston Browning of Riverdale, annOunc
ed his marriage in Alexandria, on February
IA last to Miss Mary Sybole Wheat, Of Wash
ingtOn.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. p. Taylor have returned
from their wedding trip.
Mr.. Myer Gotta and Miss Minnie Ellis
Birder, both Of Washington, were married last
night at the Hotel Fleischmann by Rabbi J.
w. Samuels.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
Disorderly Passenger.

Edward McGraw boarded an electric
train yesterday afternoon in Washington
for this city and before the train had
passed over Long Bridge he made him
self annoying to the other passengers,
especially ladies, by unseemly language
and actions. Conductor Travers re-
monstrated with him, but to no purpose,
and before the train reached this city he
was compelled to place him under ar
rest. McGraw was subsequently turned
over to acting Chief Knight. This
morning he was placed before the
Mayor who fined him $40.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
DRY GOODS.
DRY UUUDO.
D. BGldlGin & Sons.
Our Annual July Clearing
Sale.
AN UNPARALLELED DISTRIBU-
AN UNPARALLELED DISTRIBU-
TION OF VALUES TO OUR
CUSTOMERS

AN UNPARALLELED DISTRlBC'
TION OF VALUES TO OUR
CUSTOMERS.
Solid colors Lace Dimities, l33c val
ne, clearance price, &c yard.
Figured lawns, lOc value clearing
price, sc.
White Madras, 15c values, clearing
price, 9}c.
White Madras, 19c values, clearing
price 124c.
White Madras, % to 39c values,
clearing price l9c.
India Linen remnants, l0c values,
clearing price &c
White 0rgandies, 2-yards wide, % to
SOC values, clearing price, l21c.
Large size bleached Sheets, SOC value,
clearing price, S9c.
Pillow Cases, 12ic values, clearing
Price, 10c.
Wash Silks, SOC values, clearing
price, 29c.
Galated Cloths, l5c values, clearing
price, SEC.
Cannon Cloth, 12ic value, clearing
price, 1Oc.
White Madras, neat black dots and
figures, 15c values, clearing price SIC.
Special lots of Embroideries at 6, 8
and l0c.
Special lots of Embroidery Inserting,
at 6, and 10c.
Muslin Gowns, Skirts $3.50 values,
clearing Price, CSC.
Muslin Gowns, Corset Covers, Drawers,
soc values, clearing Price, 49c.
Muslin Gowns, Skirts, $l.00 values,
clearing price 75c.
Muslin Drawers, Corset Covers, 39c
values, clearing price, 25c.
Ladies SOC Shirt Waists, clearing
price, 39c.
Odd lot Mems Negligee Shirts, so
and 75c values, clearing price, 29c.
Mems Balbriggan Undershirts and
Drawers, 25c value, clearing price, 21c.
Mems Rubber Collars, airing price,
10c.
Mems Handkerchief, clearing price,
&c.
Mems fine Gauze Socks, l2ac value,
clearing price, &c.
Mems Negligee Shirts without collar,
39c value, clearing price, 25c.
Ladies' black ribbed Hose, lOc value,
clearing price &c.
Ladies' Summer Corsets, 25c. value,
clearing price, l9c.
Ladies Silk Belts, 19c value, clearing
price SC.
Ladies' fancy Ties, 19c value, clear
ing price Sc.
Odd lot 25c Window Shades, clearing
price, l5c.
Rubber Dress shields, 124c value,
clearing price SC.
Louisne Ribbons, colors black, white,
nile only, 29c value, clearing Price l5c.
All Silk Taffeta Ribbons, Is and lie
values, clearing price, l23c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
church Services. &C.. Sunday.

CHRIST CHURCH-Seryices at 11:00 a. IN.
and 6:45 D. m. by Rev. ". ]. Morton.
ST. PAUL's CHURCH-Services at HOO a.
m and at 6:45 p. m. by Rev. P. p. Phillips.
GRACE CHURCH-Holy communion at 7:l5
a. m. Services at HOO a. IN. and 8p. IN. by
Rev. c. +. Ball.
ST. MARY's CHURcH-First mass at a. m.
Second and last mass at 10 a. m. Vespers
and sermon at p. m.
IMMANUEL LUTHERAN CHURCH-Ser-
vices at II a. m. and 8 p. m. by Rev. NJ.
J.. Luecke.
SECOND PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-Sunday
school at $50 a. m. Services at IL a. III. and
so p. m. by Rev. F. J. Brooke, d. d.
BAPTIST CHURCH-Sunday school at $50 a.
m. Services at II a. m. and p. m. by
Rev DR.. Hunt.
TRINITY METH EPTs. CHURcH-Sunday
school at $3.50 a. m. Services at IL a. m. and
1880 D. IN. by Rev. j. p. Feltner. Young
Peoples Meeting at 700 p. m.
METH EPIs. CHURCH SOUTH-9:30 a. m.
Sunday school. Services at ii a. m. and 500
p. m. by Rev. J. p Stump.
METH. PROT. CHURCH-Sunday school at
9:15 a. m. Services at IL a. IN. and p. m.
by Rev. J. II. S. Ewell.
FREE METHODIST CHURCH-Lee street,
near Wilkes-Services at II a. m. and 7:JO y
m. by Rev. J. w. Tamblyn.
SEVENTH DAY ADvENTIsTs. Seventh Day
Adyentists Hall, l16 south st. Asaph street.
Preaching at 7.S0 p. NJ. by Rev. II. w. Her
rell.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCR.-Service at liz south
Fairfax street at 3 p. m.
VILLAGE CHAPEL, NJ f. CHURCH SOUTH
Gibbon street, near Alfred.-Sunday school at
2:45 p. m. Preaching at 400 p. m. by Rev.
Mr. Welch.
RAILROAD READING ROoMs-NO services.
DEL RAY CHAPEL NJ. +. CHURCH SOUTH
Sunday school at 2. Preaching at p. m.
Epworth League at p. m.
AIMS HoUsE-Service at 3 90 p. IN.
MIssION-West side of Fairfax street be-
tween Franklin and Jefferson streets.-Serv-
ices at 1880 p. m.
Roberts CHAPEL, NJ. f. CHURCH color
ed Preaching at II a. IN. and 1870 p. m.
MEADE CIIAPEL-Sunday school at $3.50 p.
m. Evening service at 5p. IN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
After the Dogs.

The police, as stated yesterday, are
capturing vagrant dogs, and all ours rs
who fail to exhibit medals are 'netted.
If not reclaimed within a reasonable
time they are led out to execution "A
number of worthless ours have recently
annoyed people in and around the
market. -Four of such were taken IN
charge yesterday and dispatched by
Officer Sherwood.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
Arrival of a British Steamer.

The Norfolk steamer upon her arrival
here this morning reported having pass
ed the large British steamship Myrtle,
dene at anchor near Blackistone's Island
last night. The Myrtledene passed up
At one o'clock this afternoon. She Is
from Trinidad and is loaded with asphalt
for Washington. The steamer Is prob
ably the largest ever seen on tie 70
tOmaQ
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
Scholarship.

The trustees of St. Johns Academy,
having given the military equipment OF
that institution TO Old Point Comfort
College for scholarship which is now
vacant, a competitive examination lor
it will be held in Alexandra at an
early date, only defendants of students
of the academy able to pass upon tne
studies of a grammar school oelng
eligible. Such as wish to participate IN
it will please address Rev. Richard j..
Carne, Chairman of the Board OF rus
tees, at ia Duke street, Alexanar'a, as
soon as possible. They will be informed
of the time and place Of the examln"'
tion as soon as they are decided upon
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
Shinment of Railroad Ties.

The shipment of railroad ties from this
port to Boston has been in operation for
several years, and at present two three
masted schooners are at this port taking
them aboard. The Ella A. Small is at
w. A. Smoot & Co.'S wharf and tie
Lucic Porter at the shipyard. They
have both been partially loaded.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
United Order of the Golden Cross

A meeting of the First Virginia Com
mandery, No. 81, United Order of the
Golden Cross, was held ast night, 1T
which the newly-elected officers to serve
for the ensuing term were installed. Sew
eral grand officers from Washington were
present and participated in the installa-
ton ceremonies.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
Monetary and Commercial.

New York, July 1.-THE dealings on tho
stock exchange made further drive on stocks
at the opening this morning and caused
general slump along the list. Trading. was
excited and very irregular, stocks dropping
point with rallies Of nearly the loss and going
off again. Toward the close OF the hrst n9u.
and speculation showed more steadiness.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
Catarrh of the stomach.

When the stomach is overloaded when
food Is taken into it that fails to digest it de-
days and infamee the mucous membrane, ex-
posing the nerves, and causes the glands to
secret mucin. instead of the natural juices of
digestion. This is called Catarrh Of the
stomach, caused by indigestion. Doctors and
medicines failed TO benefit me until | nsed
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.-J. K. Rhea, COppell,
Tex. Sold BY +. S. Leadbeater < Sons.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11

Mrs. Margaret Walter, widow of John
+. Walter, died at her home at Linden,
Warren county, Thursday night, in her
seventy-eighth year. She had been an
invalid for two years.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11

OFFICE OF CITY SUPERINTENDENT
" OF SCHOOLS.
Alexandria, Va, July TO- 1908.
In obedience to the instructions Of the
STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION, the an
nuaI examination for teachers will be held IN
Peabody School Building, corner King and
Alfred streets, as follows
For White Teachers. July II and -.
For Colored Teachers, July Is and II.
The examination will begin on each day az
9 o'clock q. m.
All persons proposing to stand this exami-
nation will present themselves promptly on
the DAYS and ct the hour named, supplied
with pens. ink and paper Of uniform size
legal cap preferred. X KEMPER,
jy10 lw City Supt. OF Schools.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11

Mems Summer Underwear in cream,
black and blue, each................... ..... 25c
Mems Summer Underwear in cream
and blue, each SOC and..................... $i.00
Mems Manhattan Neglige Shirts,
white and colored each..................... $3.50
Mems Fine Madras Neglige Shirts,
white and cOlored, each SOC and. ........ S1.00
Mems Neglige Shirts. with separate
collars, each =. ....... ..... SOC
Mems Collars, all the low and com.
Portable styles, Arrow brand, each ..... 12ic
Dozen ............... ........ Sl.S5
Meas Summer Neckties, thin fou-
lard ilks, och % and. .... zoe
Mems Wash Ties, each 5, 10, l2i, IS
dnd.. OVc
Mems Stylish Belts, each Is, 80, 75c,
81 ana 3iZO
Mems Summer Half Hose, fancy and
plain black lace, pair l24c, 25c and. SOC
Mems White and Colored Madras
Wash Stocks, each Is and........... ..... SOC
Mems Thin Summer Cambria Night
Robes, no collars, each 30 and...... 80. 75c
Mems Cool Summer Pajamas, suit
Sl dnu........... .s...'ss... pl'oO
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11

Persons leaving the city for the sum
mer or for any length Of time can have
the Gazette mailed to them for ten cents
a week
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
LOCAL NEWS.

Sun rises tomorrow at 4:5l a. m. and sets
7:32 p. m. High water at $40 a. m. and
Q 80 n. m
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11

WEATHER PRoBABILITIEs.-Fort this Sec
ton fair tonight Sunday showers and not so
warm; light variable winds.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
ExpLosIoN IN A SPANKING.-Four-

EXPLOSION IN A SPANKING
year-old Willie Cosby, of Philadelphia,
was admitted to the Pennsylvania Hos
pital yesterday suffering from burns on
the back. The child had disobeyed his
mother, and she chastised him with aslip-
per. The slipper came in contact with the
lad back pocket, which contained a box
of paper caps used in toy pistols. The
caps exploded and Willie was taken 10
the hospital.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
DRY GOODS.
DRY GOODS.
Swan Bros.
424-426 KING STREET.
HOT WEATHER NECESSITIES.

The hot weather finds amply prepared with all necessities for ones
endeovr
please promptly couteousy your attention to the
following hot weather wearabes moderate prices
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11

The remains of an infant child Of Mr.. gonh
and Mrs Lille FRANKIE that died III NSls a
Carolina day or two ago, were brough. W. ~
today and inferred. The parents ior"ei''
lived in this city
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11

Mems Silk Carriers, pair IS and....... 25c
Mems Balbriggan Hose, pair l2I and 25c
Mems Black Hose with white feet.
pair l2s and ..~................... ... 25c
Mems Black and Tan very thin
Lisle Thread Hose, pair 25 and. ........ soc
Mems Light Weight Summer Sus-
penders, white and fancy, pair 25c and 5Oc
Mems White Handkerchief, each 3.
10, l29, %, 35 and ........................ soc
Mems White IIandkerchiels with
colored borders, each 5, 10 and............ 12Ic
Mems White Silk Handkerchiefs.
each %, so, rs and ....................... $40
Mems Black Silk Handkerchief.
each 80, 75c and. ...-................ $50
Mems White Lawn Ties, dozen 10.
10, % and............................ ..... Soc
Mems Colored Lawn Ties dozen. 49,. Zoe
Mems White Duck Coats, suitable
for office, walters or BARRIERS, SOC an S1.OO
Mems White Pique and fancy strip-
ed Vests, each Sl.75, 1928 and ..... 80. $3.50
.E,s~New Standard Fashion for August Now
Ready. ~stA
The Designer for August now on Sale
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11

Terms $50 per month. Apply TO Miss n. u
POWELL, No. SIS King street lyll lW
EASTERN DISTRICT OF VIRGINIA.
Z In the matter Of John X. Flick, In bank
ruptcy. ,ooo
reading the petition Of John X. Flick il is or.
dered by the Court, that hearing be had
nnon the same on the 30th DAY OF JULY,
4. D.. 1908, before said Court, at Alexandria,
in aid district, at II o'clock in the forenoon
and that notice thereof be published in the
Alexandria Gazette, newspaper printed IN
Lid district. and that all known creditors and
,,,.aer persons in interest may appear at the
said time and place and show cause, If any
thew have, why the prayer OF the said petit
t;oner should not be granted,
And II is further ordered by the Court, that
tie clerk shall send by mail TO all known
creditors copies Of said petition and this
order addressed to them at their places Of
residence as stated. 80,
Witness the Honorable Edmund Waddill,
l. Indge of the said Court, and the seal
,hsreof At Alexandria, in said district, on
the The Eth day of July, A. D., 1903.
n''' GEORGE f. BOWDEN, Clerk.
BvR.P. w. GARRETT, Deputy Clerk,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
Mems Summer Furnishings.

We headquarters Alexandria for Mems Furnishings We devote
deal of and this the of every
thing at the most reasonable prices
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11

What's the secret Of happy, vigorous
health? Simply keeping the bowels, the
stomach, the liver and kidneys strong and
active. Burdock Blood Bitters does II.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
Woodward ( LOtlPOp,
10th. 18th Il f StsN. w.
During the heated term the store will
close at o'clock; Saturday at l.
WOrnen'S
White Shirt
Waists and
Shirt=WaiSt
Suits
Reduced in Price.

lust at the height of wearing time comes
~ this rare buying opportunity. Beautiful
White Linen and White Lawn Shirt Waists
and Shirt-waist Suits, hand embroidered or
otherwise elegantly embellished with Next
can drawn work laces, medallions, tucks, DC.
STYLES that have been most sought after this
season, and such as are now in broad demand.
We offer these popular and highly desirable
summer garments at a reduction of o third to
a half from regular prices.
White All-Linen Shirt Waists,
Elegantly embroidered by hand, trimmed
with Mexican drawn work, lace medallions
and in various other effective ways-six dis
tinct styles.
So. Reduced from 1915, 81. so and sS.75
White Sheer Lawn Shirt Waists.
With lace medallion trimmings, tucked front
and tucked collar with lace medallion fronts
1926 Each. Reduced from $3.50.
White All-Linen Shirt-waist Suits.
Fine quality and elegantly made. Waist
is vertically trimmed with rich linen lace and
box plaits the same effect is carried out on
the skirt.
$40 Each. Reduced from $3.50.
Mercerized Cotton Etamine
Shirt-waist Suits.
White grounds with small polka dots
tailor-made effects. All seams pipcd with
black. All sizes. A very stylish suit for
seashore and mountain wear.
$3.50 Each. Reduced from 1915.
Colored Linen Shirt-waist Suits.
Women's New Linen Shrt-waist Suits, in
red, blue and gray wais. is regular tailor
made style with skirt; skirt is made nine
gored with wide flare, aud all seams are piped
with black and white all sizes.
50 Each. Reduced from 1915.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11
WOmen's Black Lace Hose

Women's Black Lace Hose, with double
heels and toes; sizes 81 to 10, inclusive. Spe-
cial price,
10c Pair. Regular Price, 15c.
Main 1Oor-F street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-07-11

Tor RENT-A very desirable TWO
+ STORY BRICK HOUSE, with all modern
Improvements and In perfect condition.
Terms $40 per month. Apply to Miss X. {.
POWELL No. SIS King street. Jyll lW
The Topeka state journal., 1903-06-06
Court Of Ap

- -
NO said the
judge firmly. Il
viii not consent
to your mar
ria ge with my
daughter
Sir. return
ed the young
lawyer haugh-
tily, Il shall not
take this deci-
/ sion as final
You won t q
mo, sir. ]
win not. I shall
! appeal to the
court of last
resort.
Very well,
replied the old
/ judge. ~Subnlit I
/ your case tc
her mother il
you want to.
The Topeka state journal., 1903-06-06

Margua crit e.
Since she has
married again. ]
do not believe
she deplores the
death of her
first husband at
all.
AIelita Mo-
but her last
husband does.
The Topeka state journal., 1903-06-06
pleased Too
Soon.

Barber (test-
ing razor) Do
! hurt you. sir ?
B a ir d No;
not so badly as
the last man
who had me in
his chair
Barber (high-
~ gratified)
Who was tl1a :?
Baird The
dentist
The Topeka state journal., 1903-06-06
Readily Found.

Counsel Go
on. sir. Relate
the words used
by the defend
ant in the libel
Y Il complain
of.
Plaintiff He
said he dehed
me to find a
bigger liar and
thief than I
was.
Counsel
what did you
reply2
Plaintiff
told him that I
should go TO
my solicitor.
The Topeka state journal., 1903-06-06
NOT such q EonI

"A baby remarked the observer Of
men and things, may not have as
much sense as a man, but I don't imag-
inc a baby believes every woman who
comes along and tells him she loves
him"
The Topeka state journal., 1903-06-06
EVEN NERVE FAlLs.

''None but the brave deserve the
fair
Eyes. but they don't always get them
I know a man on a small salary who
has proposed to seven rich girls.
The Topeka state journal., 1903-06-06
KlNpLY REINSURANCE.

Mr.. Nfalone-Who's there2
Burglar-Nobody.
Mr.. Malone (closing his eyes again)-
All right, thin. but shure an Oi fought
Oi heard some one.
The Topeka state journal., 1903-06-06

S und ay School
Teacher = What are
we to understand by
this passage we ask
and receive not be-
cause We ask an1iss 2'
Precocious Boy
Ought to ask a widow.