Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-07-23

AN APOLOGY ANSWERED.
tie No Wonder that We Sometimes Get |
Tired.
The following squib appeared in theI
Appeal Of yesterday morning:
The editor Of the Appeal ID away |
fishing. The man left in charge EVIL
IDENTIFY got tired last evening and failed !
to dig out the necessary cop" and the
rest Of the force not being gifted
with the faculty Of pushing the pencil. |
we beg to apologize for the appearance|
of the paper this morning.
We would pass this little article |
unnoticed. IL the author had but left
that word ''tired" out. There are lots
Of way the reading public looks 1t
such . word when used In . news
paper under the conditions - above
quoted. The fact Of the matter II, vel
were tired. There was to be . little
wedding up our. way and We had to|
be pressed into service. that 10, to do
the strong man act. It IL not quite
proper, 90 the ladies' said, to move q
neighbours table In the daylight or 60,
to Mrs. Browns for . rug or two. We
confess that it made us rather angry
and did swear like blaxes when
we hit . stump and fell. breaking 81
half dozen of Mrs. Jones' punch glass
es. But that was easy. Did you ever
bump up against an ice cream freezer?
If you haven't, you don't know what
you've missed It's really a picnic
makes muscle. But the most fun is to
open up the can every once in q
while to see if the cream is freezing.
You know, there is only one way to
find that out and that is to taste it.
By the time it is frozen there's about
half of it gone and it makes the house
hold rise to remark in gentle terms
what fine man you are and what a
bright future is in store for you. Why,
the head of the family went so far as
to say that we had cost him more
money when we were born than we
were really worth. Now, wouldn't that
! make you tired?.
There's great fun, you bet, a day
or two before wedding. First you're
and then someone yells from the up.
per story that bureau has fallen
down and has to be lifted into place
But the best fun of all to have the
bride to be call you aside and admon
ish you not to drop the wedding ring
when you are in the act of handing
it to her. With her finger dangerously
close to your nose she informs 20,
that in such a case there will be
about steen years bad luck. You bel
that makes you skittish. Well, we tool
no chances. Just before the big dom.
were called on we tied rubber banG
to the ring and pasted the other enc
in our vest pocket. If it fell we fell
confident it would bounce back Ani
then, again, every room in the house
is in an uproar and when you com,
to dress up" it's really strange how
things disappear. You're busily en-
gagged looking for clean billed
shirt when you're informed that tn
laundryman has failed as yet to come
, You jump around like one crazy ant
. go running to the further end Of tn
woodshed, bump your head on a fOu
foot stick and Swear like trooper,
. and just as you have finished, you Sc
| your incest lady neighbor and he
husband. through q crack in the shed
standing close by. Then there's ano,
: her hike to your dressing room. tn
wash has come. they say, and you fee
! like thunder at having made such
= fool Of yourself But you're sure t
} be up against it again, at least "
a we're.
: We searched the room high and 10,
. for collar and cuff buttons. The tim
3 is drawing near for your appearance
Q You call to your little sister and as
q her IL she has seen them She reptile
4 that father used them" Well, it's u
e to the hair pulling period now an
, the way you go to it is really astol
ishing. For fifteen minutes we wer
l. afraid to look in the-at our watcl
q We were sure we were bald heade,
d Then mother il pressed into servic
d to pin you together. Were you eve
q pianed together. Oh, it's immens
|, The best way to fasten your coils
D to vO11r neck IN tn drive the MIN ri11