The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-06-15
DE1ERY THINKS IT ALL OUT.
EVERY BREEZE A SMELL, EVERY
SMELL 4 VOTE, HE SAYS.
Keep DIsOrtierly Women In tile streets
spoiled ~ the Elevated Rosd-And lie
Names the Streets-Naiden Lane NJ
a Dead Line for Wall street crooks.


The Bug who would be Mayor sat on the
veranda of his cottage at Sea Side yester-
day afternoon and his eyes were full OF
tears
Don't think I'm fee!in bad for the
reformers and the Tammany Hall grafters
for what's goin' to happen to them next
election" said Big Bill Devery Its my
perfume that makes these tears.
Then he took q long sniff at raw onion
be had in his hand and sent into the house
to ge, another for his caller
I'VE have to Use EN- down here when the
winds southwest SOS not to smell that old
stick whittier. Mclaughlin OF the auction
block
Just take one good snifi now Of the air
before you get your onion There dldh
that beat he'll for smells? Amt that more
than dead reformer or live CRATER
It's combination OF both It's McLaugh-
Inns Barren Island How are you Roin'
to abolish that nuisance when Mclaughlin 8
nephew Bulb, is gettin' his graft out of IL
That smoke you see and that smell you
smelt before you got that onion have been
trampn' on the rights OF the people.
III make a free park for the people out OF
that when I'm Mayor -,
"rll carry the whole of Queens and all
Of South Brooklyn and Coney Island on that
smell Every time the wind shifts 1t makes
votes FOR Bill in a new direction.
Speaking of wind. ] see Chesty Seth
with the double chin went racing in his
steam Yacht Surprise yesterday and was
beaten by a tuwboat Why don't he try
II, tllk
canvas. He'd beat everything ahoat.
DO you suppose Low would stand for
that Mclaughlin perfume from Barren
Island if he ever got Whit of it up in his
summer place at Rye? That's one OF
million reasons why he amt good Mayor
for the people. He's too highfalutin' and
sneaks on where the plain people, cant go
and doesn't care damn whether they
have good time and good glass OF peer
to 20 dry and sniff the stick whittier. But
Goose Creek and the Raunt will cut more
ice than Rye when il comes TO voting
why don't they have another invest i
eating committee to see how much stock
Greene holds in the ham and bread trusts
that's fattenin' on the rights of the pla in
people through his sandwich order Tor
Coney Island and Rockaway?
THAT amt police business. Why don't
Greene stop gambling and put the street
walkers out of sight? Tell EN- where to
sit and wait and then make 'em sit there;
I've got the social evil question worked
ont down to the ground and III show the
town how to handle it when I'm elected
LET prostituton follow the trusts--that s
the only way to do it. When trust like
the elevated road spoils u street for honest
people that wants sunlight to live in. put
the disorderly women into it and leave EN-
alone but make 'em understand that they
can't go away from that st rect and that they
can't rob the company.
There are two or three dark blocks on
Third street where the elevated is. That
would do for one locality. Then there's
Fifty-third street uptown and handy to
FIT avenue, and there's Allen street.
Wed find some more spots for Brooklyn
and keep the rest Of the town clean. That y
better than Tammanys, grating on the
women and it's better than Parkhursting
and chemising round like the reformers.
The reformers chase poor woman out
of house in her chimmy and run up one
street and down the next, and so long az
she don't have place TO crawl into they
think they're reformn' the town
Il haven't figured out scheme to control
gambling yet but it's got to be done. Most
OF it is isolat ed already down in Wall street. .
That dead line for crooks ought TO work
both WAYS and never let a Wall street CRATER
north OF Maiden lane. Only they'd 90 to
the Battery and rob the baggage Of the
Immigrants before theTe was llIne 70 uls-
infect It.
But that dark, trust-spoiled street plan
is the only way to fix the vice. and got that
idea out OF my own garnet and 1t won't cost
the people cent. I don't have to 90 to
Berlin at the city's expense to learn how
to be cop and don't have to 60 to London
and have the people pay my bills while
I'm learnin' that a truck goin' east and a
car goin' north can't be on the same spot at
the same time.
Il 'spose Greene will have to have a
foreign junket next TO find out how they
cut two cents worth OF ham and bread
40 they can charge the plain people nickel
for it.
Il see Ledastray. Seths Health Commits
sioner, says there amt no more knockout
drops bein' used in New York Ladastray
has balloon in his garnet.
Under reform they're usin' knockout
every hour, and women on Broadway sell
ii and then lose their diamonds.