The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1903-11-21


thing they agreed On.--Denver RepuD
lican.
And where did he take you afte.
the theaterr' Home" "Ah. 80 Won
are engaged at Chicago Record
Herald
wife-what do you think OF my pic.
turef Husband-It will do. Evidently
q snapshot. my dear. "WhyT "YOuI
mouth 10 shut"--Ex.
Alas: Miss de Mnir-Were you ever
hyphotiEed. Mr.. Hectori Hector (sad.
iyl-That is my excuse for being mar.
ried.-Town>T Topics.
And 30 they are married Do you
think they viii be hsppyy' They
ought 10 be. He has no friends, and
she has no relatives"
Wasted no time: '"rhe manager SAYS
be engaged the 20 chOrns-girls in %
minutes" Gracious. but he's quick NJ
ngures. Town Topics.
Terence. what is the Doctors dag
nOsis Of your easey' "He hasn't told
me yit, but I'm betfin' it'll be iv'ry clint
Az Tin dollarS. Chicago Tribune.
The expedition endured the extrem.
est hardship" Yes: understand they
were locked in the ice during two lee
ture seasons. detroit Free Press.
Guest On cheap restauranu-wen,
waiter. what have you goti Waiter
Beefsteak and nsh-but the nsh 10 ali
out whieh'n you Chicago
NewA
a magnats: lis be very riehF'
-Richl Why. he's 20 rich be darenI
look twice at q girl for fear she'll bring
a breach Of promise suit "-Philadel.
Dhih Ledger
The LAdy-so your brother fell az
NieksburE my poor man. Was IL a
cruel bullet that did the work. The
Trsmp-No'm; be fell OF q freight car.
Chicago Daily News
Evidence Of an eyewitness: Guest
Why. do you believe In second sight,
maJoF1 Major Darby lin an impress
aiVe Whisper -Becnus ! fell In love
at hrst Sight-Puneh.
Are you well acquainted with youT
mother tongue. my boyT' asked the
school teacher Of a new scholar. "YeA
siT." answered the lad. timidly. ma
jaws me q good deal. sir"
Did | understand you to Say that
you always eat q breakfast food In
the moruingY' asked the man from
Missouri. Sure" replied the man
from Massachusetts "Pis."-Cincin-
natl Times.staF.
No, wasting time: whats the nat
ter with old Fred p asks one workman.
rs Eot . splinter In his and" says
another. why don't e pull Il OutY'
-woa! In his dinner hour! Not like
iyr-TitBitn
Harry. HarTyi What are you doing
with your hngcFs in baby's mouth =
demanded mamma Looking for thu
spoon" hs replied. ~Nurse said he
was born with . silver spoon In hh
mouth. but can't end it,
what a wonderful painter Rn6cns
wasF- remarked Merritt. AZ the an
gallery. Yea" Assented Cora: 1T Ia
NaA o. him that be could change q
laughing face into q sad one By a sin.
gle stroke" why" spoke IN John-
ME. In diSEust my school teacher
can do that
waiter-oh. yes. oysters are rood
now. Thls Is an ''r" month. you know.
Customer-I sort O suspect that last
one was q hackslidsr. or perhaps he
hadn't heard that the time for him 70
be good had arrived" Boston Tran
script
You seem inclined 10 think well Of
thia titled stranger who desires TO mar.
~ your daughter" We'll" answered
Mr., COmrox. Il muat say this much
for him. He consulted me on the sub. |
Jet Of the marriage. which 10 mors
than my daughter Ia likely 10 do
Washington star.
No. Mr. epoonAmore. I never could
be happy with q man OF your habits.-
MY habita, Miss Pimmiel What do
you know OF my habita. may ! askf"
You haven't been In this room more
than half an hour. and In that time
you have eat on my sofA pillows. lean.
Cd your head back against my rocking.
chair tidy. and put your feet on my
embroidered foot.stool Chicago Trib-
une.
Judge-You say you got that black
ere as the result Of a blow by the dc.
fendanti Prosecuting witness--Yes,
air. JudEe--Tell me the circumstances
under which be struck your Prescott.
ing witness-This man met me as I
was coming along Calvert street
whiatling "Hiawatha." and
Judge-Thatll do. The prisoner IL
dismissed. - Baltimore American.
Tommy Tucker had been hurt while
performing the act he called dipping
freight train. "wnl he get well.
doctorT' dlstractedly asked Mrs, Tuck.
or; Is he out OF dangerr' "He viii
get well, madam" replied the sur,
/ -. sst.,A ,.,,se say he IN mt ~ Al a.