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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
Pr...nc~ Of Mind.

A gentleman en- Il visit to an asylum
wis walking in tie grounds when a
man came up to him and entered into
conversation.
After walking about for some time,
discussing topics suggested by the
place, the two set out on tour Of In
spection, the man, apparently an off,
cial, inviting the visitor to go over the
asylum.
At length they reached the foot of a
flight of steps, up which the guide led
the way, and at the top the visitor
found himself out upon the roof, a
height of more than a hundred feet
from the ground.
AS they gazed below his companion
startled him suddenly by proposing to
see who could jump farthest toward
the grounds! Not until then had ii
dawned upon the visitor that his guide
was mad. Mercifully, he was man OF
ready wit, and his wit saved the mad
mans life. ooh, anybody can jump
down." said the visitor. LET us 60
down and see who can jump to the
top" The mailman thought it a good
idea, and, retracing their steps, the two
began their jump from the earth In
stead of from the roof.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
DR.. Parker's Tonetic Tablets.
The Great System Builder
and Nerve Rest0rer.

Just what you need for that tired feel
ing, that lack of energy, that listlessneSs
that backache, that legache, that head
ache, that nervous irritability, that uer
vous Indigestion.
Don't wait until you're down on YOU
back. Perhaps you're the mother or the
father of family and can't afford to be
sick. It's easier to cure little trouble
than big trouble. When you feel the
first symptoms of languor is the time to
build up your system.
DIR. Parker's Tonetic Tablets will re.
store the strength to your whole body
they will restore your energy, bring back
the bloom to your cheek, the spring to
your step; they will restore your appe-
tite for food and thus build up the diges-
ton, sweeten the breath and clean up
your tongue. They will tone up the
nerves and increase the red corpuscles
which are the life of the blood. They
will renew your youth.
They are put up in boxes of fifty tab,
lets each, at so cents box, or six boxes
for $3.50, and are for sale by all drug
gists and by The DR.. Parker Medicine
Co., Bliss Exchange ST., Portland, Me-,
U. S. A.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
Thn Smell 0f the Sen.

. The odor Of the seattle wild, salt
tang from wind swept spaces blown
what freedom is in its breath. Sea
folk and therefore free folk" are they
who breathe it. Not all the sweets OF
summer roses stepped in sunshine car
lull the inconsistencies of sea folk long
banished from sea smells. and when ut
hast their strong, free gladness again
salutes the sense 1t is as though bar
rier falls. and the heart finds home.
So with the pine smell to the noun
taineer. Damp, wood smoke. drip
ping underground and rotting pine
cones-that is the true smell of the
hills, and If it once gets into tho blood
of a man he will ut last, forgetting ev-
erything else. return to the hills to die
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
HOMEMAKERS COLUMN.

Correspondence on topics of interest tho la,i! .
IA solicited. Address: Editor HOMENAKERo
COLUMN, Oxford Democrat. Paris. Maine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Here's q doctor who says it's I'M
healthy to 90 into the water after a
meal. How would we get it If we
n't?"-Philadelph Press.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
didn't Nnrry TIC Waiter.

Henry Ward Bcccher was amused
when he went into Bowery restau
rant on one occasion and heard the
waiter give such orders to the cook as
Ham and -" "Sinkers and COW.
etc. Watch me feaZe that waiter
with an order which, | believe. he wont
abbreviate." remarked DR.. Beecher Al
length as the waiter approached. Ther
he said, Give us poached eggs on toast
for two, with the yolks broken" But
the waiter, who was equal to the emer
gency, walked to the end of the room
and yelled adam and Eve on Il raft
Wreck EN-" 1t is related that DR.
Beecher nearly tainted.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
"What WAS the trouble?"
only Pace For Him.

Some one said to Brother Dickey:
Here's a story of man who has
five wives"
Brother Dickey didn't reply for sec
ond or two. Then he said:
81 s'pose dey'll keep him dar all de
time now"
"Keep him where"
"Why, in de asylum. of co'se"-At-
bsnta Constitution.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
Key to the Puzzler.

No. 91.-Endless Chain: l. Ajar. 2,
Race. 8. Edge. 4. Ebon. 8. Nigh. g.
Hold. 7. Dull. s. Last. 9. Tend. 10
Duty. II. Yoke. u. Even. IL. Nail.
IA. List. 10. Ting. 16. Gala. II. Arch.
Is. Help. 10. Path.
No. 92.-Illustrated Primal Acrostic:
California. l. Gala. 2. Arbutus. B.
Lily. 4. Indian corn. 5. Fuchsia. 6.
Oak. I. Rose s. Nasturtium. 9. Ivy.
10. Anemone.
No. 93.-Pi: Rhythm. Zephyr.
No. 94.-Suffix Puzzle: 1. Brigade. 2.
Parade. 3. Lemonade. 4. Cannon
ade. 8. Cock-ade.
No. 95.-Numerical Enigma: Ten, net;
net, ten (teneD.
No. 96.-Double Beheadings: l. Up
set. .. Unsafe. 3. Unto. 4. Un-w1se.
No. 97.-Numbers: 10. 10. 10. 10.
No. 9S. - Three Rivers: Trent.
Tweed Thames.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
How 70 Write a Good Letter

How to Write a Good Letter.
There is no denying that the average
woman does not know how to write a
good letter-that is, it is not as rule
interesting reading. 1t often does not
give the recipient much real information
about the writer, and it is not infrequent-
" unbusiness- like in details.
There is no excuse for emitting to
write the full address at the top of let
ter, however well it may be known to
the recipient. 1t is always possible that
a letter may be returned through the
post Office, or it may have to be replied
to by third person, in case of illness;
and, moreover, if you do not make a
habit of writing your address, you are
likely to forget it in strange place when
in hurry.
Then, again, no letter should be sent
away undated-dates may always become
of Importance for reference.
If you write business letter, take
care that it is -like-which is
almost the same thing as saying, "Take
care that it is short" If you write on
business matters, even to friend, con-
fine your letter entirely to business. 1t
is mistake to attempt to combine this
with friendly epistle, as it will have
to be kept for reference, and may pass
through several hands.
A letter to friend ought to be such
as to give her pleasure-in that case,
you must take the trouble to consider
her tastes and interests. 1t is generally
well to begin by comments on the last
letter received, as you thus show inter
est in your correspondents concerns.
AS rule, it is possible to make the
story of ones doings interesting, if one
takes enough trouble; many people
make the mistake of merely mentioning
the places they have been to, or the
things they have done. Such letter
suggests skeleton diary and is of less
interest than one visit or hobby describ-
ed in sufficient detail to call up vivid
picture to the mind. Then in order to
give pleasure you must consider what
news your correspondent is anxious to
hear, not merely that which you are
anxious to tell. Above all, avoid writ,
ing unkindly things of third people.
Among minor details, avoid the ab.
surdity of filling up letter with exag,
gerated apologies for not having written
before, or for not writing longer reply
Then do not besprinkle the epistle with
exclamation marks, inverted commas,
dashes, or much UNDERLYING. The effect
produced always suggests a hysterical
correspondent.
Then, lastly, never try to excuse your,
self for omissions by concluding with
I'm great haste" or "In hurry to catch
the post" us this is impolite to youi
friend, because you should not have left
the letter to the last mOment.-Woman'
Life.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
WILL CURE CONSUMPTION

A. A. Herren, Finch, Ark, writes,
''Foley's Honey and Tar is the best
preparation for coughs, colds and lung
trouble. l know that it has cured con-
sumption in the first stages" F. A.
Shurtleff & Co., South Paris. Grin
Stevens. Oxford,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
No. 1Os.-Proxressive Enigmas

No. 1OS.-ProEressive Enfgmas.
The rector said that the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-
SO could not be sold at 1928 until his
4-5-6 became of 7-S-9.
This young 1-2-345-6-7-S-9-10 is not
1924. but a woman, and her action
was a chief 5-6-7-S-9-10 in the case.
This water is only 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-S. ASK
1884 to 5-6-7-S it over, please.
The farmer had 1884 Of 5-6-1-S-9,
but there was not bit Of 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-
SO among 1t.
have an 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-S-9 that If
ever go to college shall have to pay
for my 3-4-5-6-7-S-9 1-2 manual labor.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
No. 1O5.-Illustrnted Rebus.
No. 1O6.-AcrOstic.

Ny first Is in run. but not in walk:
My second is in listen. but not in talk;
ny third is in pork. but not in beef;
Ny fourth is in vine. but not in leaf;
Ny fifth Is in grape. but not in plum;
My sixth is In sing. but not in hum;
My seventh is in work, but not In fun;
Ny eighth is in pistol. but not IN gun:
My ninth Is in night, but not in day;
Ny tenth is in keep. but not in stay;
Ny eleventh Is In wrinkled. but not II
worn:
My twelfth is in even. but not in morn;
Ny whole is q man whose fame Is great
Who slept so we'll il changed his fate.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
Important to M Others.

Clara-"Did the newspapers notice
your father at the great banquet"
Johnny-"Yes.n Clara-"Well, mamma
said she could not see his name in the
list" Johnny-"No, but the list ends
up with 'and Others That means papa.
They always mention him that way"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
A REVELATION,

If you will make inquiry it will be a
revelation to you how many succumb to
kidney or bladder troubles in one form
or another. If the patient is not beyond
medical aid, Foley's Kidney Cure will
cure. 1t never disappoints. F. A.
Shurtleff & Co., South Paris. Grin
Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
Notice tn Contractors.

Sealed proposals will be received until April
23d, at IL O'Clock, noon, for furnishing oil the
labor and materials required to erect and com
plcte school building at South Paris, Maine
Plans and specifications may be seen and all
information obtained at the office Of w. X
Miller, Architect, Lewiston, Maine. also az the
Office Of Wilson * Gray, South Paris. Maine
All proposals to be directed to Hon: George a
Wilson, South Paris, Maine. The right Is reserv'
ed to reject any or all of the proposals.
Per order, BUILDING COMMITTEE.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

relieve bad back and cure it,cure ev,
cry kidney and bladder disorder ir'"
backache to diabetes.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Everybody knows the tonic value of
apples upon the system. Of all our
ordinary fruits, apples, if eaten regular
ly, are most generally beneficial. In
deed, an old adage says: Gan apple a
day drives the doctor away" And many
a man or woman noted for his or her
good health .ascribes it to the plentiful
eating of apples.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

To accommodate those who are partial
to the use of atomizers in applying
liquids into the nasal passages for
catarrhal troubles, the proprietors pre-
pare Ely's Liquid Cream Balm. Price
including the spraying tube is Is cents.
Druggists or by mail. The liquid en-
bodies the medicinal properties of the
solid preparation. Cream Balm is quickly
absorbed by the membrane and does not
dry up the secretions but changes them
to a natural and healthy character.
Ely Brothers, SO Warren St., n. Y.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

In many cases rot in trees may be
stopped by carefully removing all the
decayed wood and covering the wounds
with liquid shellac or common white
lead paint, being careful not to paint
the bark.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
TRAVELLING is DANGEROUS.

Constant motion jars the kidneys
which are kept in place in the body by
delicate attachments. This is the reason
that travellers, trainmen, street car men,
teamsters and all who drive very much
suffer from kidney disease in some form
Foley's Kidney Cure strengthens the
kidneys and cures all forms of kiddel
and bladder disease. Geo. Ii. Hausan
locomotive engineer, Lima, o., writes
Constant vibration of the engine caused
me a great deal of trouble with my kid
neys, and l got no relief until used
Foley's Kidney Cure" F. A. Shurtletl
& Co., South Paris. Grin Stevens, Ok
ford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Mother-sI don't like the looks of
that boy l saw you playing with on the
street. You must not play with bad lit
tie boys, you know" Son-"Oh, he
amt bad little boy, mamma. He's a
good little boy. He's been to the reform
school two times, and they've let him
out each time on account of good be-
hauinr -
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

His Intentions. "Do you know what
you make me think when you tell about
your good intentions?" "No. What?
You make me think that you are pre-
pairing to take the paving contract for
the internal regions
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

A little life may be sacrificed to sud-
den attack of Group, If you don't have
DR.. Thomas Electric Oil on hand for
the emergency.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Feline. Miss Angles-"While 1 was
shopping to-day happened to stop in
front of one of those convex mirrors at
Bargen's. 1t was laughable; it made
my figure look so ridiculous" Miss
Spitz-"Are you sure it wasn't just an
ordinary mirror, dearp"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

"Mr. Bones, did you ever hear the
story of the pump"
81 don't think so, Mr.. Tambo. Is 1t
good story"
mo; it has been worked in the
ground."-New York Herald.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

A remedy for hoarseness is piece OF
flannel, dipped in brandy, and applied
to the chest, and covered with dry fan
mel, to be worn all night. Four or six
small onions, boiled, and put on butter
ed toast, and eaten for supper, are like,
wise good for colds on the chest.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
When GasIight Was New.

The first shop in London lighted by
gas was one of which Mr.. AckermaD
a German. was the proprietor. This
shop was on the Strand. and the date
was 1910. One of the ladies Of rank
who often visited the Alderman shoT
was so delighted with the brilliancy OF
a gas Jet on one of the counters that
she requested the proprietor to let hel
take it home for the evening, promising
to return it safe and sound on the NOR
row.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

What is needed in Carrollton. The
girl that can put square patch on pair
of trousers may not be as "tony" as the
young lady who can work a worsted dog
on a gold background, but she is OF
more real value to the community.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
No. 1O?.-TrianEle.

1. To overstrain, as joint. 2. Any
vegetable production. 8. Extravagant
language. 4. An industrious insect. B.
A pronoun. 6. A letter.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

"What is the Interstate Commerce
Commission supposed to do9" "Why, !
believe its main function is to try to find
out if there are any laws it can enforce. "
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
LESSON IN HEALTH.

Healthy kidneys filter the impurities
from the blood. and unless they do this
good health is impossible. Foley's Kid
ney Cure makes sound kidneys and will
positively cure all forms of kidney and
bladder disease. 1t strengthens the
whole system. F. A. Shurtleff IL Co.,
South Paris. Grin Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

The life of modern leather made by
the use of sulphuric acid is but fifteen
years. This makes it necessary for the
British museum to spend $4,000 q
year in renewing leather book bind
ings
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

"Grandpa," queried little Nellie, edo
the good die young?" $50 we are told,
my DEAR" replied the old gentleman.
"My" exclaimed the small observer,
"you must be awful wicked"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
7flE(R9l5zHSa
@s-E>s%
No. ae.-Word Squares.

Ii. The bend Of the arm. 2. A
cone bearing tree. 3. A support OF
prop. 4. To happen. 8. At what place
Ill. Pertaining to a kind Of poplar
2. A drudge. 3. Plates of glass. 4. In
cident. 5. Homes of certain animals.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

A woman's anger at her children is
usually about as terrifying as the shouts
of local talent mob in play.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

"Your little brother seems like a play
full boy" ''Yes, he is! He's very playful.
When sister was married he stopped up
the chimney, threw pepper in the fur.
mace, put brandy in the lemonade and
turned the hose on the minister. oh!
He's playful all right"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
No. 1o1.-Geosraphical Puzzles.

No. 1O1.-Geosraphica Pu1sles.
A, A, !, G, I, r, B, L, R-A town in
Spain.
l, l, II, P, c, W, S-A town In Suf-
folk, England, Of very great antiquity.
A town of the same name in Massachu-
sets.
A, A, A, r, X, r, Ca town In Italy
famous for its beautiful marble.
A. Z, Z, l, S, L, L, NJ, r, S-The most
ancient city in France.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

City Barber Ito Scotch visitor, after
shaving)-"Little bay rum, sirP'-
Scotch Visitor-"Weel, I'm ma fond OF
rum; but l wadna refuse a drap OF
whusky."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
WHAT is FoLEY's KIDNEY CURE

Answer: 1t is made from perscrip.
ton of leading Chicago physician, and
one of the most eminent in the country.
The ingredients are the purest that
money can buy, and are scientifically
combined to get their utmost value. F.
A. Shurtleff & Co., South Paris. Grin
Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Teacher-"What is a fort?' Pupil
"a place for soldiers to live in" Teach
er-''And a fortress?" Pupil-'A place
for soldiers wives to live in"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
Cleaning a Pine.

An effective way Of cleaning clay
or meerschaum pipe is to place In a
pot Of cold sweet milk and bring grad
ually to boil.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Terrible plaques, those itching, pes.
tering diseases of the skin. Put an end
to the misery. Doar's Ointment cures.
At any drug store.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Neglected colds make fat grave
yards" DIR. Woods Norway Pine Syrup
helps men and women to happy, vigor-
Gus old age.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
IVeTs \ Pond Pianos.
The Conservatory Expands.

The New England Conservatory of
Music is about to move into its beautiful
new buildings on the Back Bay. This
is the largest school of music in the
world, and its pre-eminerce among
American institutions has been conceded
ever since 1t was founded in 1858 by DR..
Eben Tourjee.
Twenty years ago, when the depart
ment of pianoforte instruction was being
developed, few Ivers & Pond pianos
were purchased. Since then, as the con-
servatory has expanded, there have
gradually been acquired PCS Ivers IL
Pond pianos. With the expansion in
cidental to moving into the new build
ing, the board of directors of the con-
servatory have placed their order for 81
additional Ivers & Pond pianos, making
total of 300.
Higher tribute to this famous Boston
art product would be hardly possible
than 20 years continued patronage by
this most critical of musical Institutions.
From the Boston Herald, the leading
newspaper of New England, in its issue
of July -, 1902.
w. j. WHEELER, Agent,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Little Girl-"Mamma, where does the
snow come from?' Mamma-"From
Heaven, l suppose. Little Girl
guess so. 1t couldn't come from the
other place. It's too cold"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Foley's Honey and Tar contains no
opiates and can safely be given to chill
dren. F. A. Shurtletf & Co., South
Paris, Grin Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Motber-"So you have accepted
George! Why, you know very well that
1 don't approve of him." Daughter
That's all right, mother. Neither does
he approve of YOU"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

He-"My people are bothering me to
marry Miss Mayford." She-"You'd be
very lucky if you did. She is very clever
and beautiful" He-"Oh, don't want
to marry brains and beauty. want to
marry youn
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
Happiness.

He-There is one woman in this
world who can thank me for render
ing her happy for life.
She-Why, / didn't know you were
married.
Helm not. I broke the engage
ment.-Cincinnat Enquirer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

She-"Don't you always SILVER when
you pass o cemetery?" He-''Not /!
I'm going to be cremated."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

No. 1O2.-Syncopations.
Just syncopate a string of links:
Twill help you form your face.
II you destroy heritage.
A worker takes its place.
Now. syncopate an evil one,
And you will gain prize.
Then dare transform cooking stove.
And anger flames the eyes.
And now Wen change country far
And see what grandma did;
II thus you spoil a filament
The flame cannot be hid.
No. 1O3-Positives and COmparativea
/. Positive is a support, comparative
Is correct.
2. Positive is a rogue, comparative is
to run around.
3. Positive is station, comparative
is large placard.
4. Positive is harbor, comparative
is a carrier.
5. Positive is part Of a tree, compar-
alive is flexible.
No. 1O4.-QuadranEle.
TX 900 o o o o o Ks.
o D
o o
O o
2. ( o % o o o o o 4 4.
From / TO 3, best or essential part
1 to ., a gallinaceous bird; to 4, act
of melting; to 4. pertaining to elves.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

You never heard of any one using
Foley's Honey and Tar and not being
satisfied. F. A. Shurtleff & Co., South
Paris. Grin Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
STOPS THE COUGI

AND WORKS OFF THE COLD.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure
a cold in one day. No Cure, no Pay
Price 25 cents.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Foley's Honey and Tar is peculiarly
adapted for asthma, bronchitis and
hoarseness. F. A. Shurtleff &c Co.,
South Paris. Grin Stevens, Oxford.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

A little charcoal mixed with clear
water thrown into q sink will disinfect
and deodorize it.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05
I axative Bromo Ouinine
Cures a Cold in One Day, Grip in 2 Days
g. MA,~< :: s:: :' IS.

Mrs. Uppson-"You grandfather is an
octogenarian, is he not?" Mrs. Neurich
-"Indeed, he isn't anything of the sort.
He is the most truthful man l ever
bumped up against"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

Bad blood and indigestion are deadly
enemies to good health. Burdock Blood
Bitters destroys them.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

eyes," said Mrs. Uppisch, who had
once been a neighbor of Mrs. Pepprey,
"we're living in much better neigh
borhood now" $50 are we," replied
Mrs. Pepprey. ooh! Have you moved,
too?" "No; we're still living in the
street you moved away from"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1903-05-05

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if 1t
fails to cure. F. w. Groves signature
on each box. Csc.