The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-07-14
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

While the marriages get farther apart,
the divorces fill up the interstices.
Some people in Kansas are hoggish
enough to not want 10 vacate the straight
and narrow path to heaven.
Three ministers co--titute the Newton
committee on street Improvements: al
ways pleasing, cleansing, cleansing, II
not soul. then a street.
Mrs John CummIns is in wellington;
her husband in the penitentiary.
4 Cunningham man advertises in the
Clipper for a good. reliable girl. with
mite and muscle. who neither smokes nor
chews." What a paradise this earth
would be for women II all men had such
high ideals.
Thirteen wells being drilled are in sight
Of Peru. ChautauQua county. But which
is the thirteenth?
\ Harper county girl stepped on a
rope" IN her path and II raised up and
bit her on the leg; the rope" proving
70 be rationale. This is good for
another Garden OF Eden story.
Col LOOMS the PAGER. is living up 10
his name. The papers in southern Kan
sss snow call him "the famous.
The Democrats always did take things
too seriously Now comes advice from
Mack Love will appear on the street IN
dishahille. II there is not change for
the better.
The Augusta Journal IS booming Roose-
welt for a third terra. And the wire IN
the first hasn't been reached.
Paris hasn't so much speed. \ chat
feur was arrested IN Sumner county Just
last week Tor automohhing too fast
AIoundridge is after the North and
South road with a determination. Right
OF way clear through the toxin viii be
granted without word.
A good many Wichta baseball players
caused a game 20 ne lost o. the Baden
men because q Bachtss that Is. Bachus
the pitcher.
one should not watch the government
weather bureaus report ~ the temper
sture nowadays. or - may have % put
on raittens. The government thermcmetsr
hangs OCT about three strata q air above
the earth
4 Methodist minister's wife IN the east
ern pa-t 81 the state accused her hua-
hand of being unfaithfui, 80 n had her
mt back 10 her Parents declaring that
she was demented His accusation vas
much the harder q the i've.
TIE Mcpherson Republican declares that
there 81 Always a demand for eggs mt
are choice. And there are occasions that
demand those that arenf
SUITS are being sled against The Mss. RI
county attorney ~ samreT. re care
near making nua and void Shai cd Fay-
ing. You can fool some - The peosle
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The Atchieon GLOBE remarks that sr1lse
very good men are hgs7-legsesl- ffe
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