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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-07-17
A PARABLE.

certain ignorant Of the Of the wicked world,
having saved few patry dollars determined within himself
that he would the besednes trip TO fashion
able Gathering together he packed
them his teescope and boarded the train The place
which he happened choose famous resort where
gathered together the fashionable and rich people with abundant
leisure their hands Arriving at his destination he
struck with admiration Magnificent buildings spacious halls
and groups and children caused his heart
he would find what his soul louged for
recreation, fellowship and tempting viands All went
merrily till dining thrown and
portals shown
This the dining room-the
end of it, in fact He used having his meals
served but the situation sufficiently
enable him read the and his order for
dinner Servants went paused at
the discussion His neghbors the
right and left sumpously supplied This encouraged him
himself: My time is coming He just begin
ming think of little poem which he had childhood
brook that forever"
brought his dinner. He ordered siron steak
sringy something that might
old thing placed before him. He ordered baked chcken
small honey piece with the hanging
every he had given filed everything
had miserable being something that
upon which his neighbours feasing. passing
right seeing inexperienced man. leaned
and whispered:
"T-heres secret, l tell you
In the kitchen of this place:
Put your hand into your pocket
SO, and you'll a smiling
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-07-17

The editor Of THE TINES was re-
ceived into the State Press Associa
tion at the meeting last week. 1t
was quite pleasure to meet with
these gentlemen and to make their
acquaintance. They are quite gen
erous in their treatment of new
conner, and make one feel at home at
once
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-07-17
"IN GODS COUNTRY"
The Story of Summers Outing.
(BY TANGAUYIKA) !

1t was in the year 1900 til 1t my friend,
William Parsons and put our heads To-
gether and planned and tXacu.ed one of
the most delightful trips ever erj ,yed by
the sons Of men. The war with Spain
was over, and rs consequence, army
tnts could be purchased for small
sum. Parsons and purchased three of
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-07-17

We suggest that. the press dis
patches let the Pope rest for awhile.
and until he makes up his mind to
die.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-07-17

Verify the people love to be hum
bugged. 1t is stated that a certain
preacher out in. Indiana breaches
every night to crowded houses, yet
the preacher is asleep while deliver
ing his discourses The spiritual
quack is q worse devil than the med
ical quack, for the reason that he
finds more fools to play upon and
works harm to the souls of men. The
sensationalist Of the type to which
this preacher belongs is so degraded
specimen that no language used in
his condemnation is too severe. But
the strange thing is that the people
should be so easily imposed upon.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-07-17

What better screen does a rascal
want than that furnished in the
statement to the effect that in the
Philippines man deteriorates physic-
ally and morally in year? Where
gangrene is already present it may
be expected TO spread rapidly under
certain conditions. That's all there
is to it.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-07-17

There will be large gathering of
farmers at Clemson Aug. 10-1i. They
will meet for the purpose of learning
improved methods of farming. We
hope many of our Union county
farmers will be able to attend this
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

Once Cay Spanih Town Now IN Picturesque Deeay but The
Buildings That Are Reminder Of It's Former Cories
Still Exss-AdniFai Rodney's Statue.


Fancy 3 dun neglected sleepy llt.
lie town, with narrow streets. without
sidewalks, pervaded with a Sabbath.
like stiffness, with dwellings at every
turn tumbllng down or falling into
picturesque decay, behind grim brick
walls, that rise up like barricades on
either side OF the streets; neglected
gardens and parks. ruins Of immense
estates, with no clang Of cars to awak-
en- the Silly atmosphere, no rush and
hustle; with now and then an coca.
sional pedestrian passing. or a troop
Of school children with states and
books under their arms, vending their
way to their humble homes; or a mule
driver lourishlng and cracking his
whip over the heads OF his animals, or
bus rafting over the white ground
on It's way 70 meet the train az the
little railroad station. where a motley
throng Is always collected-cake wom-
en- laden with trays filed with tempt.
ing cakes and covered with a snowy
white towel, half grown girls Offering
big yellow bananas at q penny hand,
barefooted bandannaed blacks Of every
description passing up and down be-
side the coaches, holding their wares
up to the windows and inviting pat.
ronage Of the travellers. while the
curious. idle, constantly moving throng
who merely came to the station to look
on at the sights and the people. makes
an ever varied and shifting scene that
Is as amusing as II is impressive.
Such is Spanish Town, on the Rio
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Bio Railway stors.

The Rock Island railway keeps one
OF the largest supply houses in the
United States, in Trenton, Mo. The
shipments from this "store" are said
to exceed the combined sales Of all
other business houses in Trenton. It
furnishes supplies TO every point on
the line between Muscatine, Ia, and
Missouri river polnts,-Kansas City
Journal.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

cobre. the once gay capital Of ia.
maica, which was known In those
palmy days as ST. Jago de Ia Vega.
And how different Is everything to.
day. II II were not for landmarks
and monuments that recall the history
OF those brilliant olden times Spanish
Town would be extremely uninterest.
ing, but Kings House win ever be a
reminder Of the registering Spanish
governors who held their abode In
that spacious mansion and Of their gay
doings; II also calls forth reminIs.
cences Of the vice-regal courts held
by the British governors. represen,e.
tlves Of the late Queen. and OF the
royal visitors who have taken up their
residence there.
Then there Is the old barracks and
parade ground standing Just as II did
100 years ago. but now converted into
a constabulary depot; Rodney's statue.
which for more reasons than one is
the pride Of the inhabitants of Span.
ish Town; the old cathedral built on
the ruins Of the ancient Spanish
Church Of the Red Cross" and the
old government buildings forming
three sides Of public square that in.
cludos, on the remaining side, Kings
House.
The statue Of Admiral Rodney was
executed In 1896 by Bacon Of London
and II is a fine piece Of work, stand.
ing In a temple in the center of one
side OF the square. He was an Eng.
lish admiral In the naval war between
France and England, and gained a
victory over the French feet com.
manded by De Grasse In 1852.
His name is a household one In Ja.
nraica. and the handsome marble
statue is q testimony OF the last graft.
tude Of the people Of Jamaica to him.
The people Of spanish Town take
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Luigi Ardlti. under the guidance Of
his pupil, Nine. vallerla, and her hus-
band, once paid visit to Stratford-on.
Avon, where he was shown all the rel
les connected with the immortal
Shakespeare. "Ah!" exclaimed the en-.
thusiastic conductor. when matters
were explained to him. Shakespeare,
Romeo Giulietta, Macbeth. Hamlet.
ALL understand, re librettist."
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For swearing q jury Al an inquest
a High Wycombe. Enfland, Mf.
Charlsey. the coroner for South Bucks,
recently used a New Testament print.
cd IL the year l7sS The hook. which
has been IN constant use by Mr.,
Charsley, his father and grandfather
Cor iO5 years, and Is sim IN good con-
dltlon, originally cost 90. Al the low
est computation the volume must have
been kissed 100000 times.
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memorials Of all descriptions, and the
inches hold magnificent marble monu-
ments and statues, all executed by
master sculptors, the most admired
Of all the groups being that monument
in memory OF the Earl Of Eaingham.
governor Of the island from 1890 to
1871. This was erected at the expense
OF the House Of Assembly. whose men,
bers attended the funeral in body
as mourners, the funeral honors being
at the public expense.
The pews are OF solid mahogany.
some Of them being deliberately carved.
The subdued light upon two old flags
hoisted each side Of the main aisle
hags that are highly priced by the
true-hearted, loyal Jamaicans. They
are the remains OF those OF the FIRST
West Indian regiment, carried In the
first Ashantee war, and although
scared with scars OF battle. one can
still distinguish upon them the names
OF the other West India islands that
sent out regiments with Jamaica. and
among them, In the left hand corner
Of the left hand flag, appears the name
OF poor unfortunate Martinique.
Outside the cathedral Is the little
churchyard with It's bricked tombs
and slabs. the Oldest one bearing the
date 1868.
Out In the sacristy the beadle OF the
church Invites the visitor TO sign his
name In the big visitors book, and in
the meantime he brings out from its
repository silver collection plate
that has been used in the church for
200 years, then another that has
seen 2SO years Of service. and Incl.
dentally he tells now an effort was
made TO cease using these plates. and
how the experiment proved futile ne
the parlshioners would have no oth.
ers.
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It was one Of the recent damp.
chilly mornings that the members Of
a manufacturing firm were together In
the private ONCE looking over the
morning mail, when one said to the
other: That's a pretty heavy draft
from the West" Instantly the new Of.
fee boy jumped to his feet and ex.
claimed "Tll tx that. slrl" and closed
the window that had been left open
for ventilation.
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In one New York city court the other
day was longshoreman who had
whipped seven policemen. In an
other court was a woman who had
been arrested for beating her husband
another longshoreman. These two in
cidents 90 to show that there are DIFF.
ferent kinds Of longshoremen, differ.
ent kinds Of policemen and different
kinds OF women in the world.
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Mamma had told her little daughter
thar she could not so out to play. but
the little maiden determined TO make
one more plea. "please, Mamma, L
isn't very wet, and | won't 50 on the
grass. NO, you cannot, Dorothy"
said Mamma, pleasantly, smiling IT.
lie at her daughters presidency.
Dorothy regarded her mother agsriev.
eddy. and then said: well, seems to
me you're mighty cheerful about Il"
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Electrical Currents.

It is said by the Electrician that
low-tenslon electrical currents say un'
der 100 volts, are more deadly than
those having ten times the voltage,
DR.. Bertelli and Prof. Provost have
made the remarkable discovery that
high-tension currents are capable OF
restoring the action Of a heart that
has been arrested by a low.tenslop
current.
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great delight IN recounting how ho
statue Of Rodney was removed to
Kingston BY order Of Sir John Peter
Grant K. G. b.. captaln.General and
GoYernorin-Chlef Of the island. when
the capital Of jamaica was removed
to Kingston, and how the indignation
Of the Spanish Town people boiled
and boiled until II became necessary
for the legislative council 10 send Il
back where Il now stands.
The Cathedral has been dubbed
The Westminster Abbey Of jamaica "
for every governor and notable person
who died IN the island previous to the
removal OF the capital to Kingston was
Inferred here. II was formerly the
parish church Of st. Jago de la Vega,
and Il was one OF the earliest acts of
sovereignty exercised by Queen Vic
torla when she created It, in lsIi, the
Cathedral.
The church Is cruciform In shape,
the aisle running north and south, be-
ing tagged with ancient. tombstones
beneath some of which are Inferred
the remains Of notables. The aisle
running east and west is beautifully
tiled with terra Gotta marble. The
steps leading to the altar and the floor
Of the altar are also lnIaid with this
beautiful marble.
The light from magnificent stane6
glass east window shines upon the
bishops throne, carved in mahogany
and upholstered in red. The walls
are crowded with marble tablets and
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

Or. Elvira Cashier Of Marlenfelde,
near Berlin. who was one Of the FIRST
German women to come to this coun-
try to study a profession closed TO her
In Germany. has given up her pro-
fession Of dentistry after many years
Of successful work. and Is devoting
herself 10 school Of horticulture for
women founded by herself. There are
now a number OF women dentists IN
Germany.
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Northwest Territories,

The Canadian government has Is.
sued n census bulletin which gives
statistics as to agriculture In Alberta,
Assiniboia and Saskatchewan, which
united compose the Northwest Terri
tories. The total area OF these terri.
tories is l9O,963,117 acres. OF this
area 1899 per cent is unimproyed.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

According to English law q child
under seven } ~ars OF age is incapable
Of committing a crime. II over seven
and under fourteen II is left to the
jury TO say whether he had guilty
knowledge Of doing wrong. Persons
over fourteen are, Of course, held fully
responsible
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26
Woman Worn In MAID Adm.

Women are employed on the gar
denlng stan at Kew Gardens, England.
on condition that they work in male
attire. A young woman is in charge
Of the herbaceous and Alpine plant
department at the present time. The
women gardeners 90 through a two
years course of study at Kew.
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Polonlum.

The latest metal discovered, polo
mum. gives of a steady light and in.
tercepts currents Of electricity. II Is
said that collar button Of polonium
would be a protection against light.
ming and also serve as a headlight al
night.
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Reason for Innn.vl.u

Cleveland'S Oldest inhabitant Is
George Robinson. age 1903. He has an
original theory for living long. II
think ] would not be alive today" he
says, III had not lost my log at the
age Of twenty-eight. 1t made me take
care Of myself"
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stevenson's Dream.

The idea for "Jekyll and Hyde"
came to Stevenson in dream, and he
began 1t as soon as he rose on the
following morning His wife could
hardly get him away from his stable
even for meals. The first draft Of the
tale was finished within seven days.
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SINGULAR colneIdsnes.

A remarkable coincidence occurred
at an inquest on the body Of woman
at the London hospital recently. Three
Of the jurymen were named Bird; the
foreman selected was Mr.. Peacock; q
fifth was called Caige; and another
was Mr.. Perch.
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Don't cuss; Give Thanks.

II we all could follow the philosophy.
cal advice Of Col. Henry watterson
this would be happy world. He once
remarked when | stub my toe. do
not damn Re universe for my careless.
ness; but, instead | thank God that ]
did not break my neck"
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Let all minor matters, such as the
British tariff discussion, labor troub-
les, Russia and the Jews, ETC., be set
aside while We examine the new
cotilloL devised by the dancing mast
ers' convention.
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It's discouraging what a lot OF
brilliant sarcasm one can think Of on
a subject Of conversation after 1t has
been dropped and It is too late to use
Il.
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Whatever is happening down at 30.
gotta, II is a safe guess that some of
the thrifty Colombian statesmen are
still earnestly considering the posi-.
bility OF making Uncle Sam raise the
ante.
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Treatment for conoumn,Iv.,

The saratorium for consumptives at
Frankfort-on-the-Main has windows
that consist merely Of openings, with.
out glass, so that the patients are ex.
posed to air currents day and night
all the year round.
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Although Grover declares that
three fish is enough to catch at one
outing, the fourth will be wise II he
takes no risk about nibbling at the
bait.
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Lord Anglesey is credited with be-
ing the pioneer Of the idea of a scented
motor car Thus when he goes abroad
on his car, instead of the fumes of
gasoline or some other noxious odor
being left in his train. there is a frag.
rance Of eau de cologne.
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II is claimed that Mont Pelee is re.
sponsible for the recent food. Some
plan will have TO be devised for
screening the United States from It's
volcanic neighbors.
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Difference In praetle.

Things are wrong" remarked the
observer Of events and things, when
a reputable physician has to pay
norey for a certificate to practice, and
a fourteenyeRr-old girl with a rev
piano doesn t.-Yonkers Statesman.
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Connect Presents for crIental MaIt

The correct presents for little ORR
entail maids are gold or silver coins.
which are sewn on their caps and
strung as necklaces, being part Of
their dover II one is lost, the neigh.
bors are called to help find Il, and
when found, all join in the iubilant cry,
''Yoo, 700, yoo!"
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Every octopus is equipped with
eight legs, saying nothing of arms,
fms and subordinate tentscles. He
is prepared for every emergency and
all kinds Of weather.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

American Automobiles managed to
have race a few days since without
any damage TO life or limb. We UNI
cuestionably DO some things better
than Europe.
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Mr.. Bob FitzsimmGns says he "loves
the little woman" Thus we see that
a soft heart may beat beneath the
freckled chest.
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Fact and Fancy.

BY aid Of the Philadelphia freight
car burglars who prled the lids from
a set OF boxed.up and inhabited bee
hives. fact has again caught up with
the funny newspaper a-tists.-New
York World.
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II Boston actually is slipping into
the sea something, Of course, should
be done to prevent IT, There are
enough icebergs in the north Allan
tic already.
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We understand that the first pro
ceedirg Of the new king OF servIa
was to cable to Philadelphia for d file
Of recent numbers OF the Ladies'
Home Journal. 10 learn just how a
king should act.
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KInu Isa Clergyman.

King Edward is also a clergyman Of
the Church Of England. with a salary.
In Pembrokeshire, Wales. st. David's
cathedral claims King Edward as a
prebendary. aud for this ONCE he ls en-
titled to q salary Of 81 per annum.
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citric acid added to sea water pre-.
cipitates the salt. making a harmless
mineral water Seven ounces Of citric
acid win supply a shlpwrecked man
with water for a week.
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Any unseaworthy person who has
ever ridden on a camel will under
stand why the beast is called the
ship Of the desert.
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Vieniese prejudice against women
being given public positions is again
undermined by the appolntment.of Dr
Marguerite Furchb TO be assistant at
the chemical laboratory in that city.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

The reason woman can nearly al
ways do better than a man In a stock
market gamble is that she doesn't do
II on judgment.
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The average gross returns from all
cultivated lands IN the country is less
than 5000 an acre and for cereal
crops only SsJO2 an acre.
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The Chicago paper that so warmly
indorses the orthodox hell may be con.
sioered an unquestioned authority on
this subject.
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There are some reformers who will
not worry about turning the rascals
out provided the rascals will let them
in on the ground floor.
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"oh, he is a born debater!" said one
friend to another the other day.
There is nothing he likes better than
an argument. He won't even eat any.
thing that agrees with him."-Tit.Bits
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The cement foundations Of telegraph
poles are called cement butts. There
Is row q company engaged In their ex.
elusive manufacture.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

A Servian republic on the South
American plan would add a little SUI
perhuous finder TO the Balkan situa.
ton.
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shlpment Of Nuts.

The total amount Of nuts shipped
from the Amazon valley so fe- this
season is 1858 tons, and has been
about equally divioed between Europe
and the United States.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

The new typhoid fever antitoxin is
produced by injecting into animals the
poison Of typhoid bacilll extracted by
crushing them In liquid aiv.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

There were not half enough June
brides TO suit the wives of the min
listers, who generally get the wed.
ding fees.
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The report that the sultan had alb
dicated was unfounded. II was one
OF the oo.good-tobe.true stories.
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Sir Thomas Upton hopes Reliance
is fast"-just fast enough to make 1t
interesting, but not too fast.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

One Of the ablest contributors to
the statistics Of race suicide is the
toy pistol.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

King Edward is wishing Sir Thomas
well but refusing TO put up any money
on the Shamrock.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

OF course the modern Sunday school
is too slow. II needs a few more
turns" and stunts"
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Lynbomir zsixkovlts was one Of the
leaders Of the servian revolt A man
who can carry around a name like that
Is az for any sort Of wickedness.
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What the thousands think. genius
then ulters.
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II appears that the Obrenovitches
are not extinct after all, but the fact
reflects no credit on them.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

No matter how many people take
cold, the supply never seems to run
out.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-08-26

How about forming neglected hus-
bands uniong
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To be respectable. a man must 70.
spect himself as well as Others.
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And the Balkans continue to SalA.
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South Dakota boniiaces wonder why
1t is referred to as the divorce EVIL"
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THE DEMING GRAPHIC

DnmNo. NEW MEXICO