New-York tribune., 1903-05-22


deal of heckling The final criticism addressed to
him became more or less personal Am to un-
Cerstand" said the heckler. that the candldate Is
the author Of book 'Compromise'% MI Nor
ley acknowledged that the work was his. "Ihen'
continued the heclzler II want to know. if you
have written this work on Compromise how you
reconcile that book with going up and down the
country calling yourself Honest john?
GOLFER CUPID.
There's mischief in his merry eye:
CBeneath the veined lid
To witless mOrtals md9 .
There's pranksomeness within his air:
There's roguery in his pose;
Ave man and maid had best beware
When Cupid golhng goes!
He takes a bau-is it a heart?
/ faith methinks it is!
Behold hi him swing with faultless art
And what blow is his!
Before his prowess all must how,
M n5s nsed Of BOW and arrows now
mat oOt''4 H"lciinton scollard, in Life.
There is billiard table in London at the present
moment that can boast of lifetime of two cen
turies and a long acquaintance with men who nave
made history 1t belonged originally to Louis XIV.
passed into the possession of Napoleon l. and now.
in its old age, has come into the hands of Messrs
Orne & Sons and is exhibition IN Soho Square
This celebrated table is smaller than an English
table The body of the table is block of oak
weighing ten thousand pounds, covered with a
cloth Of electric blue The frame of the table is of
rosewood, and the six pockets-perhaps the most
striking feature of the table-are reproductions In
bronze of queer hideous old gargoyles- When the
ball falls into the pocket the lower jaw OF the gar
goyle drops and the ball is found in its mouth. 1t
is clever piece of ancient mechanism.
4 Western paper refuses TO publish eulogies
gratis but adds: We will publish the simple an an
with pleasure. ."-(Ram's Horn
The Londoner will be greatly annoyed by inno-
vy,eu he m
ming in the Metropolitan underground and "tupenny
tube railways. The fare will be five cents for any
distance; there will be first, second or third
class; the high speed will be sixty miles an
hour and the twenty-second limit to stops will give
him New-York education in movement
We nrefar 70 live in a small town where all the
people sympathize with you In trouble and if you
haven't any trouble will hunt up some for you
(EormoSa Ckan.) New Era
The sculpture representing Kansas in a group at
the St Louis Exposition is a half nude woman
with one arm thrown over the neck of bull 1.-The
woman" comments that high art critic. THE
Atchison Globe has clothes except 4
drapery across her knees and a handkerchief wound
around her forehead The former might be bath
robe. but the latter lc5ks though she had just
finished busting and sat down to rest. But she has
a sickle In hand, and Kansas women don't use
them to dust with. And there Is the bull. bull
doesn't belong to parlor scene We never yet saw
a half naked woman sitting with one arm a
hull crouched beside her. and we have lived in the
State twenty-five years Bulls are not that tame.
II Il had been a cow on her feet. with milking
bucket under her. 1t would have been more like.
The woman's feet are bare. except for a pair Of
sandals Our women don't hang around fierce bulls
IN such attire but. the contrary run from them.
".If the artist insists upon bull then he should
have fun dressed woman holding up her skirts
and running for life for fence
I'VE don't understand Art; we are glad, when we
see what>is to represent Kansas that we DON'T
Remarkable Woman.-'My wife is a famous
cook, Mullins announced, proudly
SOP responded Barlow, indiferently.
Yes sir. She concocts sauces that make even
hAaith fnnds nalatable "-uifs-