The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-07-21
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

An Atchisonian has a chair in which he
can sit all day and never get tired His
place is with the side show.
Clay Center will soon keep regular
hours good thing for society in gen
eral. A town clock is being set up.
At Kinsley street acrobat was out
| Topped by a harvest hand. The latter
| finds the stunts in the field are more
profitable.
An lola merchant has an elephant, in
| fact, a whole circus, on his hands. He
! took a mortgage on a medicine show
and the proprietor lit out"
Finney county intends to get more out
| of her great grain yield than just SC
many dollars and cents. It will exhibit
them at the county fair.
| The Arkansas City X-Ray man writes
| humorously of poor old dog being led
to the pound and shot. We wonder II
the X-Ray man ever had a dog?
Junction City is after a weather bureau
station. Its claim 10 based on the three
rivers.
Kansas is always in on all things. The
woman chloroformed at indianapolis
and sold to a medical institute was a
friend Of an Anthony man.
Kansas City can't handle grain this
year on account OF the flood She never
did have any rig q handle the Kansas
product.
We'll. it sort of looks as though this
was the commencing OF n drought" re-
marked man on the street yesterday.
And this man was in the food.
1t is said that the only man who can
really appreciate the third scene in
Ten Nights in a Barroom." with its
snake tremens is he who forgets not 70
20 out between the second and third act.
Wichita is the center Of socialism now.
The socialists go far have managed e.
carry out their preaching Of working only
limited number Of hours 10 psrfec-
ton.
A Standard oil chemist l. in eastern
Kansas examining the fields. Mother
Earth must get very tired OF nursing
the Rockefellers
The lemonade stands took in KS during
the Ottawawa Chautaueua. The bop tea
receipts were still being counted AZ the
last report.
Latham Mirror They tell this on a
Latham young man. one SUNDAY recently
he called 70 see his best girl After they
had talked until they could think Of
nothing else 70 say. he declared his IN
tenticn Of kissing her she was appar-
emery very immigrant LEa4 Aet-it4Tfk1 sf~
would tell her papa n ne did Remember
ing the cid saying about faint heart
never winning fair lady. the young man
dared and succeeded gn planting 4 fairly
respectable kiss somewhere behind her
ear The young lady arose hastily and
walked Into the other Toon1. Papa.
she said. Mr.. G. wants 10 see yoUr neW
gun An right, Al Fight" said ths
old man. delighted vifh the chance .
show OF his new shotgun. Taking Il
from the rack. he stepped into fhe par
io-. The young man broke four win60E
psnss IN getting ont ard when last eeeu
b Eas SIN running. hare healed. doSn
the street
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:. 2 Bradford. ex-attr-ney gereral II
kansas. and william Trap. son q
tailor. we're married al Purcell. L r. ~
Gently. 70 indisn girls fer the sake % tse
hssd-rsght thsf goes Ws'n thsTn. Bafh
were Topeka y5Eng rnsa. ana TIE usz1as
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