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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
Successful Woman Preacher

Rev. Mary Stafford Of Des MOines,
Iowa. is one Of the most successful
preachers OF the gospel in the country.
She was born in the west, although
church in Hamilton, that state. She
entered Iowa university at the age Of
Is and later organized a Unitarian
church in Hamilton. this state She
was pastor in Boston year and q
half and then regularly ordained to
the Unitarian ministry, after which
she was pastor Of the church in Sioux
City. In addition to her work as pas
tor in Des Moines Miss Stafford is state
secretary Of the Iowa Unitarian assOci-
alton. which means that she IS in some
sense a bishop Of the church in Iowa.
She travels a great deal, organizing
and stimulating churches
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
WHEN THE WORM TURNED.
Mrs. Smoker Wanted a Change in the
Brand Of Havana.

Mrs Smoker Wanted a Change in the
Brand Of Havana
They were almost ready to start,
and ike a good husband Mr.. Smoker
waited patiently for his wife TO put
the finishing touches to her toilet
She was adjusting her hat and took
a hat pin from a big cushion. Sud
denly she exclaimed.
Il think it's a shame,"
yes. my DEAR nervously asssented
Dir. Smoker.
Il mean the way these writer's say
that women sharpen lead pencils and
open cans with their husbands
razOrs-"
Yes Now, never do such things
with your razor, and 1 don't believe
any women does as the writer's allege.
I looked at your razor once when I
had a box OF sardines 70 open, but it
was so sharp and 50 wabbly in the
handle that I was afraid 10 use it..
Besides. when want TO sharpen 4
pencil and have no knife 1 nibble q
point on it"
Yes, my dear"
But if the writer's wish to put
something true in the papers, why
don't they 90 for the men who use
their wives hatpins for pipe cleaners?
Ugh, you nasty brutes."
Mr.. Smoker forgot TO say " Yes. my
dear.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
A Grand Old Cherry Tree

Sometimes the fruit on a single
tree is worth more than two or three
acres Of wheat There is a tree IN
Northern Delaware, seventy to eighty
years old that has produced an aver
age Of $50 worth Of fruit annually for
nearly twenty years One year the
cherries sold for $50. Six years ago
this old patriarch bore hfty-fOur peach
baskets Of delicious fruit, or about
LEO pounds And all Of this fruit
has been a free gift from nature. as
the old tree has stood IN a dOOryard
all these years. unattended ard m
cared for except IN cherry time
Country Life IN America
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
MIaht se Taksn EItser -.

At the dinner given to him BY the
employees Of the Metropolitan Street
Railway company at the Savoy last
week, President Vreeland got back"
At Oren Root, Jr.. effectively.
Mr.. Root, said he, turning toward
the young manager, told me about
fifteen minutes ago that he couldn't
make the speech accompanying the
presentation Of the loving cup, but
that if we're going away for good
he'd be very. glad TO make a speech.
hardly know whether 10 think that he
meant by that speech consideration
for my personal welfare OF that he
vas living n hopes New York
Tribune
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
statu. Rsfor. neath

NJ Chauchard, director Of the Grands
Magasins dU Louvre, whose collection
Of paintings by French artists VIII go
to the government museums. has the
honor OF a statue before his death
The sculptor Wigele has modelled him
in modern dress. his long Whiskers
falling IN ample splendOr on his
shoulders. The seated statue has been
placed in the Pavilion de Madame at
Versailles, which until recently was
his country seat In the park belong
ing to this estate he has built 100
small cottages He has presented the
property TO the employees Of his IA
nous shops When they retire from
active life they VIII become tenants Of
these homes without paying rent
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Aching hacks are eascd.
Hip. back, and LON pains
overcome Swelling q The
lin bs and dropsT Egns
vanish
Tney correct urine with
brick dust sediment. high
coiored, pain in passing,
dribblinE- Frequency, bed
.wetung. Deans kidney Fills
remove calcun and EraVeL
Relieve heart palpftation,
EleeplessnesE b eaoac he,
nerFous1eZ dtEziDeE
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
He and She.

He walked along as IL he might
Have known a thing or two:
he slipped and hit the icy walk,
As II he might go through
He gathered up his scattered words.
And said them over twice,
Because his equilibrium
Had failed him, on the ice
He looked around him just in time
To see a saucy maid
Laugh loud. and then 90 slipping down
Like mercury in the shade
She gathered up her packages
And smiled an empty smile:
She didn't say a word out loud,
But talked inside the while
She cracked the smile 10 fool the man
She laughed at. wouldn't you2
The man gave several chUckles.
And the '-hOrrid ice cracked, too.
The fan. the laugh. the ice. the Joke
Were all forgotten when
They started on together. lest
They both 60 down again
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
HoW,s THIs7

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for Any
CatafTh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO.. Props. Toledo. o.
We the undersigned. have known r ]. Cheney
for the last I5 years and believe him perfectly
honorable IN all business transactions and fnanci-
ally able 20 carry out any obligations made b.
their firm
WEST & TRUAX. Wholesale DTuEEssts. Toledo.
Ohio; WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN, Whole
sale Druggists. Toledo. Ohio
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces o. the
system Testimonials sent free PrICe &c per
bottle Sold by all druggists
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
Advertise for 1t

will you allow me to ask you a
question:" interrupted a man in the
audience.
Certainly. sir said the spelbindeT.
You have been giving a lot Of fig
ures about immigration, increase in
wealth, the growth Of trusts and ali
that" said the man. Lets see what
you know about figures yourself How
do you find the greatest common d.
yisor2"
Slowly and deliberately the orator
took a drink Of water.
Then he pointed his finger straight
at the questiOner. Lightning flashed
from his eyes. and he replied in a voice
that made the gas jets culver;
Advertise for II. you ignO-amus,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
I'm He Contribute.I

Rev. Sanford Olmstead. the Episeo-
Dalian bishop Of Colorado. is noted for
the skill with which he can collect
money for charity. Here is an instance
OF Bishop Oimstead's address as a col
lectOr. He called on a man one day
who was weli-tO-dO. but somewhat
close. He asked for money for some
worthy charity. and the man said:
I'D give something gladly. but the
fact is I've only $500 with me in cash
$500 that I've put aside for my fu-
neral" You trust God with your
soul" said Bishop Olmstead. "but
you're afraid 10 trust Him with your
funeral. eh7" This comment gained
the bishop a generous contribution.
Although nature makes no mistakes.
she might have improved on her work
a little by hitching the luminous end
Of the freely 70 the business end Of the
mosquito.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
Supreme Court sustains the Foot
Ease Trademark.

Buffalo. y. Y.-Justice Laughli1 n Supreme Court
has granted q permanent Injunction with costs
arEf1sr Paul b. Hudson and others Of New YORK
City, restraining them from making selling foot
powder which the court declares is an imitation and
Reinforcement Fcot-Ease-H nov largely sdTer-
9ised and sold over the eo1ntry. The owner Of The
traSe-maTr Foor-Eass." g Allen s. OlmEted- Of
Lss Roy n Y and the decision IN this guit upholds
his trsde-mark and renders all parties liable Who
frauduIeutIy attempt % profit b. tie extensive
= FoOt-EassT advertising IN placing the market
the spurious and similar Appearing preparation In
VOWED IN the case This the court declares
destined in Imitation and fnfTinEement o. the cenu-
fne i FOOt-Ease." Similar suits viii be brought
azafnst Others Who are nov infringing the Foot
Eass trademark rfEhts-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

To the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new
things Of everyday use in the market
and who is reasonably satisfied with
the old, we would suggest that a trial
OF Defiance Cold Water Starch be
made at once. Not alone because it
Is guaranteed by the manufacturers
to be superior to any other brand,
but because each 10c package con-
tains Is Ozs., while all the other kinds
contain but II ozs. 1t is safe to say
that the lady who once uses Defiance
Starch viii use no other. Quality
and quantity must win
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
GREATLY REDUCED RATES
Via wabash Railroad.

Home Visitors Excursion to points
in Indiana, Ohio, and Kentucky, sold
Sept 1st, Sth, 18th, and Oct 9Th. at
very low rate; long limit returning
HALF FARE
Baltimore, Nd, and return,
Sold Sept nth, 18th, and 18th
HOmeseekers' Excursion TO many
many points south ad southeast. one
way and round trip tickets sold the
first and third, Tuesdays Of each
month.
The Wabash Is the only line passing
the Worlds Fair grounds, giving all
view OF the buildings and grounds
Through connections No bus transfer
BY this route. Elegant equipment con-
sisting Of sleepers,. FREE reclining
chair. cars and high back coaches, on
all trains
Ask your agent to route you via the
Wabash For rates, folders and all
information call at Wabash City
Once, 1901 Farnam. or address
HARRY E MOORES,
Gen1 Agent Pass. Dept,
Omaha, Neb.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Ers. P. ConIin, s. Greer
6eld Avenue. Carbon6ale.
Pa, says. i suffered with
backache, and despite the
ase Of medicines, I could not
gstrid Git IE0s compelled
70 fLse q cTEtch for eight
uonthS, and q part OF the
line vas unable 70 walk at
Al 1 fairly screamed - ]
sttsnpted to lift ny feet
from The d0or, and, finally,
/ lest control OF ny limbs
through weakness, as ] could
nsithsr bend nor stratghren
ID q ny full height, and II
eTGaEomac Eas na6suCus
condition, ] was Ny hus-
band went to Kellys drug
store and brought homo q
box OF Deans Pills I felt
eastsr in q few days, and
eoztinuing ths treatment I
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
How We Pay our Servants

An old time political economist has
been figuring up 10 find out who it is
that the public pay best. and the fol-
lowing is the sum total: First-We
pay best those who destroy US: Gen
erals. Second-ThOse who cheat US:
Politicians and quacks. Third-ThOse
who merely amUse US: Singers, actors
and musicians Last, and least Of. all
Those who instruct US: Authors,
school teachers and editors
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Johnny's mother believed that pine
apple was not wholesome for little
boys. so the lad never ate any Of the
fruit until he visited his aunt When
il vas put before him he looked a. It
with suspicion and then cautiously
tasted II
DO you know What It isz7 asked
his aunt
j think" answered Johnny, evident
" satisfied that ne liked Il. that 4
s. wooden lemonade
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
Not ID to American WAYS

The sacred college at Rome approved
the payment OF $4,000 70 the physi-
clans and others who attended the late
pOntiT during his last illness II is
quite clear that the Italian doctors
don't know how TO charge. At least
no American pope would ever get OF
with a bill like that
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

'No. NJ Wooster.r said the frigid
Iaaid with the imported complexion;
cit can never be. I'm satisfied
would not make a good wife for a poor
nan"
Il guess that's the unadUlterated
truth. reloined the young nan who
had been given the dizzy Whirl; but
you wiz undoubtedly make 8 poor wife
fsr some Eood nan.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
Only WAY to Do 1t

The fair young thing is telling about
how happy she was when she saw her
brothers baseball team win the inter
collegiate game
oh she gurgles, Ct was so de-
lighted that I just Rugged myself for
joy"
Here the grave professor Of phychol-
Ogy looked up with an air Of interest
Rugged yoUrself?" he asks In
deed, you must have been quite beside
yourself to do that"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
Determination Makes the Man

The longer live the more deeply an
I convinced that that which makes the
difference between one man and an
other-between the weak and the pow
erful. the great and insignifcant-is
energy. invincible determination. pur-
pose once found and then death OF
victory.-Foxweil Buxton.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Beginning August 2nd, NJ, K. & T.,
train No. 3, will leave Kansas City
Union Depot at 1925 p. m, instead Of
1926 a. N. as heretofore. This makes
an elegant After-Dinner Train for
Texas, giving passengers from the
North and West an opportunity to lay
over in Kansas City for several hours,
and then resume their journey to
points reached by the Katy in Okla
hOma, Indian Territory and Texas.
One week in the country should make
one strong in the city.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

waz soon abe 70 YAH At
the end q fwo weeks ths
pGt1s IN ny IONS left. Wien
/ had COMPETED the treat
meat. A had nor an ache nor
q pam. and I have been -
that condition ever Eince
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
THE TURKISH BATH
WESTERN IDEAS SUPERIOR TO
THE ORIGINAL

Traveller Who Has Undergone the CT
deal in Damascus says That There
They May Be Genuine, but They
Are Not Agreeable
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

If you do not derive prompt AID salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
write at once 70 DR.. Hartman. giving a
full statement Of your case and he viii be
pleased 70 give yOu his valuable advice
gratis.
Address Dr.. Hartman, President Of The
Hartman Sanitsrium. Columbus, o.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

No chromos or cheap premiums,
but a better quality and One-third
more Of Defiance Starch for the same
price Of other starches-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

An enthusiastic meeting is that Of
two girl chums who haven't seen each
other for an hour.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

A well cooked breakfast wiz 60 far
Their toward preserving peace In the
family than a dozen Bless Our Home
notices
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

There's something wrong with the
political convention that doesn't either
point with pride" or view with
alarm"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

The life Of the book agent IS full Of
NORWOOD and gall; but the worm
wood is scarcely perCeptible.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

$500 per NJ. Lewis Single Binder"
straight SC cigar. costs the dealer some
more than other SC cigars, but the higher
price enables this factory 70 use higher
grade tobacco Lewis Factory. Peoria IL
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

The average man boasts seventeen
times as much about what he's going
to do as he does about what he has
done.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Don't climb so high that the world
can't see you when it wants to remove
the ladder.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win This is why Defiance
Starch is taking the place Of AL
others
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Ian sure PIzo's Cure for Consumption saved
ny life three years aEo--Mrs- THOs- RonBISs,
Maple Street Norwich. ~ Y, Teb- ~. 100
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

To Cure Cold in one day.
Take Laxative BrOmo Quinine Tablets An
druggists refund money If IL fails to cure &c.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

A New York anarchist recently threw
bath.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Rather than climb the golden stairs
to heaven some people find it easier to
slide down the banister to the other
place.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK TELLOFTF
II 50, uss Red Cross Ball Blue. II vii naka
them white a. snow 2 Ok PackaEo csurE-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Clear white clothes are q sign that the
hOusekeeper uses Red Cross Ball B,us-
Large o. package, 3 cents.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
An After-DJnner Train.

Every time a girl gets a small dent
in her heart she imagines it is broken
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Mrs. WfnsIov-s Soothing syrup
For children feerninE. Eofees the gums, reduces IN
famuatOns alays pain, cares Hil1 cole &c bottle
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

Perhaps the summer girl steels her
heart to prevent il from being stolen
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

one Of the laws Of gravity is never
to laugh at your own iukes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28
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Physical Laboratory well equipped
The Conservatory Of Music IS conducted on plans
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modelled after leading Art Schools. AinIm Depart
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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

p. CoNLIN. cAaBoNDALE. "a
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

An old bachelor invariably speaks %
a baby as it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-08-28

It g. s.. - Thompson's Eye EaisF
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-08
Provisions of Treaty.

By the provisions of the treaty the United States guarantees and will maintain the independence of the Re- public of Panama. There is granted to the United States in perpetuity the use, occupation. and control of strip ten miles wide, and extending three nautical miles into the sea at either terminal, with all lands lying outside of the zone necessary for the construc- tion of the canal or for it's auxiliary works and with the islands in the Bay of Panama The cities of Panama and Colon are not embraced in the ca. nal zone, but the United States as sumes their sanitation and, in case of need, the maintenance of order there. in; the United States enjoys within the granted limits all the rights. pow. CT, and authority which it would pos
 sess were it the sovereign of the terri tory to the exclusion of the exercise of sovereign rights by the Republic. bll railway and canal property rights belonging to Panama and needed for the canal pass to the United States. including any property of the respec-
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-08

tive companies in the cites | mama and Colon; the works. property. and personnel of the canal and railways are exempted from taxation as well in the cities of Panama and Colon as in the canal zone and its dependen- cies. Free immigration of the person nel and importation of supplies for the construction and operation of the ca nal are granted. Provision is made for the use of military force and the building of Notifications by the Unit ed States for the protection of the transit. In other details, particular ly as to the acquisition of the inter- ests of the New Panama Canal Com pany and the Panama Railway by the United States and the condemnation of private property for the uses of the canal, the stipulations of the Hay-He'- ran treaty are closely followed, while the compensation to be given for these enlarged grants remains the same, be- ing ten millions of dollars payable on exchange of notifications; and, begin ming nine years from that date. an an. nual payment of s25O,OOO during the life of the convention.
 THEODORE ROOSEVELT. White House, December [, 1903.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-08
GETTING OUT OF TROUBLE.

Chicago, Dec. 7.-In a statement which placed his assets at more than four times as much as his liabilities John Alexander Dowie today, at a meeting attended by a majority of his creditors, submitted a proposal by which 1t is believed the financial tan gle at Zion City will be strengthened out in a satisfactory manner. In Dowie's communication his assets are declared to be s1s,s45, ,21o, and his lia bilities only $4,05s,349. Of these lia- bilities s452,267 is merchandise inde0t- edness.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-08
MOORE sooDLERs ARRESTED.

Grand Rapids, Dec. 7.-Chapter two of the Lake Michigan water scandal was opened to the public tonight. Judge Haggerty of the police court has signed warrants for the arrest of seven more prominent men implicated in the scandal by the confession of ex- City Attorney Lant Salisbury and by his testimony at the police court exam. nations thus far held. Eight war rants will be issued early tomorrow.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-08
WILL TEST ARRESTS.

Cripple Creek. Dec. Frank J. Hangs, attorney for the Western Fed eration of Miners today, applied to Judge Seeds for a writ of habeas cor pus in thee ase of Victor Poole, the Union miner who is held by the mi1i- tary, though there is no formal charge against him. The hearing is set for December Ii. It is understood he in- tended to test the case.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-08
TREATY SENT TO SENATE.

Washington, Dec. 7.-The Panama canal treaty was sent to the senate today, but as there was no executive session after it's receipt 1t was not re- ferred to the committee on foreign re- lations.