Evening journal., 1903-02-23
CAUGHT AT RANDOM

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A piece of skin cut from human
body viii show signs Of life for ten
days after separation. This dlscov-
cry is important i'm connection with the
grating of new skin over a damaged
part of the body.
Miss Loved-"Father when you re-
fused him consent to marry me. did he
get on his hands and knees and
plead?"
Irate Father-"HOw do 1 know?
couldn't see where he lit"
No amount of snubking seems suffi-
cient TO stop Senator BeHeridge's flow
of oratory He was pounding AWAY the
other afternoon when Senator Burton
said: ''Will the Senator allow me to
interrupt him?" The Indiana man re-
piled somewhat austerely: Il trust tho
Senator will refrain until l conclude. -
"1 will gladly refrain if there is any
hope that the Senator from Indiana
will ever conclude came the biting
retort
Southern Methcdists, at their confer
ence, which has just closed in Nash
Vile Tenn, have chosen among theti
NEW hymns for their hymnal, Kipling''
"Recessional" and Tennyson's Gross
ing the Bar"
A memorial tablet is being placed in
the Burelle Building. New York, once
the home Of Pathfinder" John c. FIRE.
mont. The room in which it will be
placed was the boudoir of Mrs. Ere.
mont
81 got a cold supper when l wen
home tonight and you bet l kicket
about Il"
Did that do any good?"
well, my wife made it warm 70
me"
Mrs. Dora Brock, formerly the wifi
of General Cassius Marcellus Clay
has been selling family china and sill
yer which the venerable Kentucl1ia
gave her after she had secured a di
vorce from him and was about to maj
ny Brock. The articles, including man
exceedingly handsome specimens
were sold at auction. curio hunter
coming from afar TO attend the salt
It is said that the Brooks. with thei
infant son, Cassius Clay, have been il
vited by the General to- take uD the
abode at his home.
The Husband-"What are you glun
bling about? You married me for be
ter, for worse. for richer. for pOore
Didn't you?" The Wife-"Yes: but
was wondering where the better {
richer part came in"
Biggs-It is all off between Har
and Nellie. She has told him she wi
be sister to him.
Griggs-Shol Does she hate him
bad as that?
{ The Bushmen. or low grade Hotter
( tots. on the plains Of South Africa ha'
I a language which has been declared
Y Professor GARNER to be a close al
Z proximation to that Of the higher ap'
d It consists OF kissing, clicking al
n grunting sounds.
y Wilhelm Forster, the eminent CT
Y man astronomer. celebrated his seve
e tieth birthday recently.
A singular strike OF priest has TAX
place at friary at Lisbon. Three prizes
members OF a religious congregati'
were suspended. whereupOn others,
. sympathy with them, declined TO act
- their colleagues were pardoned. Th
- superiOrs are much embarrassed,
- the difficulty has not yet been solved
IN Leopold StrOuse, who has made ms
y, gifts to John Hopkins University,
" just presented that institution witt
" rare library Of Semitic literature c
sisting of LOO volumes.
us f. Marion Crawford has tur7
- aside from novel writing temporal
ne To- write a play, which will be prod
~ ed next season in London by the e
aoe lish actor. Martin Harvey. The s
~ iect of the play is modern.
-9p Guest-I used to come In here sew
'le' years ago.
icy Waiter-Yas. sab, an sarved yo'
ms Guest-That so? I don't remen
tic you.
lct Waiter-But yo' useter; yes, sab, {
Try ime yo' uster remember me, eah.