The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1903-06-11
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Biobbs-wigwag ia always ready =
lend a hand. slobbs-Yes. bar thr
hand is generally empty. ty.--PhiladslpAia
Record.
cook-weli the proof Of the pud-
ding is in the eating Mr Bouucer-
No. It Isn't Its IN the disestlug-
Detroit Free Press.
"she used to say no girl should mar
~ until she got an excellent proposal ="
~And nowge NOW she's dropped tie
excellent philadelphia Press
'sThat mar mover said an unkiua
word 20 his wife" well" reioiued
Mr. Meekton. ~what vas his reason.
chiyalry or prudence eg7-Washington
Star.
He-I hear Bowser is disappointed
IN his new wife? she-Yes: found out
that her income is barely enough 10
pay his first wifes Rlimouy.-N. \.
Evening Sun.
yaggles--r see the scientists have de-
termined that only the male parrots
learn to talk. WaEgles-That's prob
ably so. 70 judge from the language
they use.--New York Times.
Can no child tell me what ldnd q
o bird Noah sent out Of the aTlrT
nsked the superintendent billy can, !"
volunteered the children, His father
keeps q bird store."-Judge-
she-I know q girl who married &
man some years ago 20 reform hirl.
He-How did she suoeed2 She
splendsdly. She spends all his in
come on her elothes.-Chicago Newa.
willie-Ma, won't you speak 10
Johnny? Hes pullin' the cats tai
Mamma-The bad boy. wiIne-Yes.
he's Just as selfish as he can be He
won't let me pull It at alL-PhiIadsi-
phls Press.
Bacon; A dog that runs under a car
glage is called a carriage dog. IS st aots
Egberi; Certainly. Bacon: Wen. what
would you cali a dog thSt runs under
aa automobile? Esbert; Why. a dead
dog,--Yoakers Statesman.
"Mary." her father called 6oua
stairs. "just aak your young man L
he doesn't think it's pretty near bed.
time" Eyes. papa, replied the swee,
girl after a pause. George says Ii
you're sleepy So TO bed By al means. -
Toledo Bee.
Look al the way bahy's working his
mouth" exclaimed Mrs Newman
"Now. be proposes 10 put his foot iu
H." I'm replied her husband
guimpny Hereditary. That's whs,
That { did when I proposed. ."--Phiia-
deiphia Press.
'Thea you are not one of those who
adyisv e young man TO keep out 81
politics. Certainly NOT" answer5a
Senator sorghum, Trying 70 gei ia
and not succeeding Is what costs a man
money pnd causes him disappoint-
meut. '--,washinsioa Evening star.
30 yoa believe these beauty doctors
who pretead to make over noses aai
strsighten erooaed mouths and all thai
ever really help anyonc1" "Yes.
know Of one Of them who Is supporting
a tired husband and their four childrcl
In iine style. .f-Chlcago Roeori-Hcrala
WiRie-Mca'u always smarter than
ladies, eina @oyf Ma don't know a,
much a. yea. does she. PAT Pa-Oh
sho knows enough wilie-No sh,
doat she reid the little blt o. pie
had for dinner yesterday was enough
and it washl at ail.-Philadelphia
Press,
"Yca." ht eopug man m the cor
duroy knicketboekers vas saying
my father always intended me fa
the ministry when I was about si
however. he gate up the idea. rwha
made BIN chance his minds" ~weil
he heard me trs 10 preach once"
4 Chicaeo TFlhune.
'-romkins win never consent "a s.
home when be Is drinking no. he,
afraid nc win sat something ho VII
Z regret" "How absurd. 'oh. ! doa'
know. Ro went home tipsy once Wher
his molher-in-law sas spending a fe'
days al his house snd invited heg 4
stay a yvar. ~ Kanss Cisy Jonrnal
"oae can't be too careful N thi
world, said the man rho rerards hin