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The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02

Rev. John Reid Jr, of Great Falls,
Mont, recommended Ely's Cream Balm
to me. l can emphasize his statement.
1T is a positive cube for catarrh if
used as directed."-Rev Francis w.
Poole, Pastor Central Pres. Church,
Helena, Mont.
After using Ely's Cream Balm six
weeks ] believe myself cured of catarrh
Joseph Stewart. Grand Ave. Buffalo,
n. Y.
The Balm does not irritate or cause
sneezing. Sold by OF 90 cts.
Ely Brothers., So Warren Street, New
York, will mail it.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02
NAVAL STORES
Property OF the New Orleans and
Northwestern Road Sold.

Matchez, Miss. December Sic. 4.
Ratcliff. receiver appointed by the fed
eral court, tonight issued q statement
giving notice that the Natchez and
Southern railroad had purchased from
Edwin G. Merriam, purchaser at a fore
closure sale, September 10th, all the
railroad property in Mississippi lately
owned by the New Orleans and North
western Railway Company. Possession
Of the property was given today. The
property consists OF 4 depot n several
miles OF track. The purchase price is
said to be $3.50. 600.
1t is generally believed that he
Goulds are interested in the deal.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02
The Frisco System to Enter New
Orleans.

New Orleans, December 30.-President
Yoakum. of the Frisco and W. H. Ly-
ford. counsel of the Chicago and East
ern Illinois. spent the day in a tour of
the various terminals of the roads en-
terinS his city. ALI the necessary pa
pers will be signed providing for the
entrance of the Frisco into New Or
leans. One of the high officials of the
FpSssystem also stated that his line
<in. 81. (tEunk inc from Minneapolis,
apoe CT New Orleans before
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02
MARKETS ~RYTELEGRApH
H.iNEFAI,

New York, December 31.-Money on
call firm at 9 to II per cent, closing Of
fered at 9 per cent. Time money easy;
sixty and ninety days 6 per cent, six
months 5R per cent. Prime mercantile
paper G per cent. Sterling exchange
heavy with actual business in bankers
bills at s4.S7.50 to s4.S7.55 TO demand
and at s4.S3.1O to s4.S3.15 for sixty days;
posted rates S4.S4 to s4.S7k; commercial
bills $4.S2% to s4.S3$. Bar silver ASS.
Mexican dollars 1914; government bonds
steady; railroad bonds firm.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02
Modern LnnaaEe Association Elect,
Officers.

Baltimore. December 31.-The Modern
day elected Professor George Hemple
dent: John B. Henneman. of the Uni
verSity of the South. Walter Z.
Toy. of the University of North Carroll
ma, and Alcee Fortier, Of Tulane Uni
versity were chosen members of the ex-
ecutiYe committee.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02
Barr Resigns from the Seabonrd

Especial TO The Messenger
Raleigh, N. c., December 30.-It is
stated here that General Manager n.
d. Barr, of the Seaboard Air Line, has
resigned II on January 1st he be-
|comeS General Manager OF the Nor
folk and Western railway, and that
Vice-President Barr'S chief clerk.
|Towsley, will succeed him.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02
DEATH OF DR.. LINSCOTT
Professor cS Latin at the University
Passes Away Mt Chapel Hill.
Especial to The Messenger.)

Especial to The Messenger.)
| Chapel Hill, N. c., December 30.-Dr.
Henry F. Linscott professor of latin i'll
the University died at Z a. m. this
morning at his home here. The imme-
ldiate cause of his death was conges-
ltion Of the lungs. He has been IN
lwretched health for more than a year.
His body will be taken t Thomaston,
Maine for interment.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02
COTTON.

Liverpool. December 81 p. m.-Cot-
ton: Spot quiet, prices 2 points higher.
American middling fair 5.26; good mid
ding $50; middling 4.64: low middlin5
4.52: good ordinary 40; ordinary 4.26.
The jalns of the day were 1000 bales
of which $50 were for speculation and
export and included 5000 bales Ameri-
can. Receipts $4,000 bales, including
II, 500 American.
Futures opened easier and closed
fairly steady. American middling G. O..
c: January 4.67; January and February
$50: February and March 4.60; March
and April 4.60; April and May 4.60@4.61:
May and June 4.61; June and July 1852:
July and August 4.61; August and Sep
TENDER 4.55.
The tenders for delivery a. today's
cIearings were 5000 bales new dockets.
PORT RECEIPTS.
Galveston quiet It s 5-16c; net receipts
s,94S bales.
Norfolk steady at skc; net receipts
3.S13 bales.
Baltimore nominal at S%c.
Boston quiet at $50; net receipts 1905
bales.
Wilmington quiet at sac; net receipts
443 bales.
Philadelphia quiet at 9.15; net receipts
q bales.
Savannah firm at SIC: net receipts
1874 bales.
New Orleans firm at S%c; net receipts
%, 222 bales.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02

The difference between happiness and
pleasure is the difference between being
asleep and dead.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

open. High. Low Close.
Wheat No. 2
July. 8. 1885 1885 1875 1895
Corn No. 2
Dec. . Az 44h 1874 "A
Jan. ~ AZ AS
May. 4SA 1895 AZ AZ
Oats No. 2
n nss lnevo: s ssss ss7s s5s SO:
Mess pork. pe~ Dbl
ian. . D.. 1875 1850 1875 1850
May /. T.. $3.50 16.42k $3.50 16.371a
Lard. per 100 lbs
Dec 1000 1o.O7h 1o.os 1o.o7A
IAN: goo 1890 Q sss s-ss3z
Shorl Ribs. per 100 lbs
May b. $50 S.67k $50 S.671k
ash quotations. were as follows:
Flour quiet but firm; No. = spring
wheat % to "A; No. 3 SO: No. , red 72s
to 1874; No. 2 corn "A; No. ? yellow A;
No. . oats 31S; No. 8 white 32A to 33;
mess pork per barrel s17.25; lard per 100
pounds $1,000 to $10.021a; short ribs sides
Qoose) sS.37h to sS.62h; dry sailed
shoulders (boxed) SS.25 to $3.50; short
clear sides (boXed) $500 to s9-12k;
whiskey. basis of high wines S1.31.
New York. December 31.-FLOUR-
Dul bol q IAsS hOUl NdNy
WHEAT-Spot steady; No. 2 red 1914.
Options: The big crop figures caused
further liquidation in wheat today, eX-
cept December which belated shorts adj
vanced sharply. The general market
was dull and easy all day and closed
sc net lower. May sou: July 1915.
CORN-Spot easy; No. 2, 50. Option
| market also experienced heaviness un-
der the influence Of crop report figures.
coupled with favorable weather condi-
tons. Liquidation was q feature and
the market closed Il to nc net lower.
January ah; March SIS; May 4SH-
| OATS-Spot quiet; No. ,. 3Sk. OPP
tons dulla and weak with other markets.
| LARD-Nominal.
| PORK-Easy. --
| RICE-Firm.
MOLASSES-Quiet.
SUGAR-Du1l.
BUTTER-Firm. Extra creamery IS
to 2SA; state dairy 20 to 26.
| CHEESE-Market firm; state full
cream, fancy colored, fall made lac.
i small white fall made 14c.
EGGS-Firm; state and Pennsylvania
average best %.
POTATOES-Easy: Jerseys s1.75 to
$500: state and western per 100 pounds
$3.50 to $500; Long Island $500 to s2.25:
South Jersey sweets 50. so to $3.75.
PEANUTS-Steady; fancy handpick-
ed AZ to Az; other domestic 3 to AZ.
CABBAGES-Easy; domestic white to
red per 100, $500 to $3.50; Norfolk, bar
rels. IS to $1.O0.
COTTON SEED OIL-The cotton seed
oil market was very dull and practically
unchanged. Prime crude here nominal:
prime crude fob mills 30k to SIC; prime
summer yellow 38h to S9c; off summer
yellow 3Sc; prime white Al to 42c; prime
winter yellow 42c; prime meal $500 to
ST. so nominal
NAVAL STORES
New York. December 31.-TuIpentine
firm. Rosin firm.
Savannah. December 31.-Turpentine
firm 52h; receipts 1885 casks; sales 565
casks; exports 81 casks. ROsin firm; re-
ceipts 1885 barrels; sales LBS barrels;
exports 2.331 barrels. Quote: A B c d
$1.45; E $1.50; F s1.55; s1.70: II $500:
I S2.35; K s2.S5: NJ 1885,: n s3.5: W G
$3.50; W w s4.20.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-01-02
WILMINGTON MARKETS.
Wednesday. December 81.

Wednesday. December 81.
Receipts of cotton today@43 bales.
Receipts same day last year-794
bales.
Receipts of the season to date-275, 220
hales.
The quotations posted at 4 O'clock to-
tav at the exchange:
COTTON-Firm.
Ordinary SIS
Good Ordinary *
Low Middling as
sTiddling 81
Good Middling 9k
Same day last year-7&c.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
MARRIAGE.

I met aR' auld caillach I knowed right
well on the brow o. Carnashee;
The top o. the morniEa" l says to her.
God save yet she says to me;
AN ochi IL It's you,
Tell me true,
When are ye goin' to marry?"
I'm here" says !. ito be married to-
WI the man to hnd an the money to bor-
row."
las sure as we're young an fair" Gays
She, "one day ven be ugly an ould.
says she. TO call ye in out O the
Left ter yerself,
Laid on the shelf
Now is yer time to marry.
Irusha! don't tell me ven be married to-
VIZ the man to find IN the money to Dor.
row."
ST may bs dead ere I'm ould," says /,
for nobody knows their day.
I never was feared o. the could" saws 7
but I'm feared to give up my way,
Good or bad.
Sorry or glad,
'Tis mine no more when I marry.
80 here stand i, to be married tomorrow,
WI the man to find an. the money 70
borrow"
The poor ould caiIlach went down the
hill shakin' her finger at me,
"'Tis on top o. the world We think yer.
self stiil. an that's what It Is" says
But thon was the day
Dan Mcilray
Had me promise to marry,
30 here stand !. to be married to-mor-
row
a man he is found. but the moneys to
borrow.
-Moira O'NeilL
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
sam Houston,s indian wife.

A movement Is on foot TO remove
the remains of the Cherokee wife OF
Gen. Sam Houston to Fort Gibson, to
rest in the national cemetery there.
She was married to Sam Houston at
Fort Gibson, where her people resid-
ed, not long after his arrival from
Tennessee, where he resigned the
ONCE Of governor Of that state. which
movement Is shrouded in mystery SO
far as history is concerned. Miss
Rogers is said to Lave been very
beautiful, and that Houston knew her
In Tennessee before her removal here.
Chief-e!ect Rogers of the Cherokee
nation is OF her dearest relatives.
Mrs. Heffernan, landlady OF the Trent
House, is also a relative. Both have
consented TO the removal OF the re-
mains, which now lie at Wilson's
Rock, on the Arkansas river, about
twelve miles from Mnldrow. A suit
able monument will be placed above
the grave In the national cemetery at
Fort Gibson.-Fort Gibson Post
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
Reform a Failure.

~
AT the hearings before an uptown
magistrate the other day an old man
was brought In, charged with drunk
enness, says the Philadelphia Ledger.
He had been there before, and the
Judge knew him. He finally prevailed
upon the judges clemency to let him
go, promising to take the pledge.
But ] want II more drink, just
one more" he pleaded Il amt got
another cent Say, jedge, buy me q
drink, and 1t will be the last"
A saloon is right across the street,
and the magistrate said:
well, John, / think You mean well.
Go over and tell the bartender that
you want q drink and that / will
stand for It. IL he doesn't believe you
tell him to come to the door and shout
to me. and I shall tell him 1t is all
right"
With many thanks the old fellow
went across the street to the bar.
Say, Mike" he said to the barten.
der. Let me have a quart Of whisky.
The Judge will stand for It."
The man behind the bar was s,SeptL
cal. however, and went to the door of
the saloon and shouted over to the
magistrates Office. rs 1t all right,
judgef"
YES" said the Judge, thinking that
he referred to drink.
And the old ~reprobate dashed out a
rear entrance, clutching the bottle.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
The cannx scot.

Andrew Carnegie told several good
Scotch stories the other night. One
ran thus:
A ~ScQtchman and an Englishman
went to e Douglas" and after Nor
walls great speech, the scotchman
asked his companion:
What do ye think Of yorr Willie
Shakespeare the moor"
Well" was the answer, "you have
claimed Chaucer, Milton, Spencer,
Wordsworth, Byron and most of the
others; suppose you'll be claiming
Shakespeare as Scotch"
-Weel." said the Scot, "ye1l allow
there's q prima facie case for that;
yen allow he had intellect enough"
Another told OF the theological dis
putes OF some shepherds, who could
not agree on the characteristics Of
Paradise. until finally one old fellow
said:
20, ay--that's easy-lt maun be
just like the Hielan's."-New York
Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31

more r. more catarTh n this section Of ina ~...
than all other diseases PUT together, and ar,,11vWy
last few years was supposed TO he !~ncuraeie Pp,.uns
great many years doctors pronounced IL 4 loe., ~
failIaa 70 cure with local treatment, pronoancMax
sacnrable. Science has proven catarrh 10 "a : y
sritctional disease aud therefore Tesnires rona,v,v9pp
tiona treatment Halls Catarrh Cure, msns.sasnaagy..
by " j. Cheney d Co, Toiedp, Ohio. IL The only ~
stltutiorel cure on the narEet. It's taken snteynsyprr
In dnses frosl 10 drops to a tcaspoonful, II ac..
rectIy on the blood aud mucous surfaces ~ .frr
system. They offer ons hundred doliars for nny ~
f. fails 20 cure. Send ror circulars and tesfimSoIsa~.
Address +. j. CHENEY d CO, Iolada n
Sold by Druggists s5c. D.o.
Halls Family Pulls are tae best.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
rAILLEss CATS or MANx.
Belief That They Originally Came
from CornwatL.

from Cornwall.
II seems probable that the tailless
MaRx cats originally came from Corn
wall. They managed TO survive long :
as a distinct breed in the Isle Of Man
than In Cornwall. the predorainance
Of the common tailed cat being, OF
course, aided in the latter district by
the fact that, although remote, II Ii
part OF the mainland Of England.
whereas new I could be carried to
the Isle OF Man only by sea-. The
Manx cat watch first attracted mod
ern attention was a very different
animal from the yariously col
ored specimens which now take prizes
at cat shows. 1t was always Of the
color OF a hare and had fur like o
hare. Like a hare, too, it always
moved its hind legs together. It's
chief food was crabs caught on the
beach and when transported inland
from the ~seacoasts II very seldom. If
ever. survived long. No cat Of this
kind has been seen for many years
In the Isle OF Man, though there are
plenty or tailless cats. its crossed de-
scendants, to he purchased there.
Wherever 1t originally came from. the
Cornish or Manx cat was more nearly
a separate species than any kind OF
show eat % existing. IL was a sea-
coast animal, with fur, color, absence
OF tail and method of locomotion OBJ
viously adapted by the inheritance OF
ages to its habit of catching crabs and
other small life behind the ebbing tide.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
Marx twain Missed the Boat.

The success achieved by Mark
Twain during his boating days on the
Mississippi river was due not only to
the fact that he raj q Ekilful pilot,
but that be was an earnest one, as
well. During a talk over old times
at MI. Clemens summer home. Quar-
ry Farm. Eimira, N. Y. recently. q
guest who knew Mr.. Clemens ia
those days told the others how the
genial humorIst once missed his boat.
Instead OF inventing an excuse, as
many OF bis companions did. he re
ported to his superior oficcr as fol-
lows:
my beat left at 6:10. I arrived az
the landing at $50 and could fncs
catch it,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
WAS TOO FAR AWAY.
Young Maiden's Dream Of Romance
Sadly Shattered.

Sadly Shattered.
Maisie was the daughter of q rich
merchant. and therefore she could
afford to be romantic. To her most
young men with black m~ustaches and
an inclination to cheat the barber OF
his inst dues in the matter of hair
were heroes Of a high order. Papa
Spillxins' cashier was this sort of
young man, and Maisie decided that
her heart and both her 6% hands
were his alone. One day she met him
In the street, but he passed her by
with an distracted air.
Papa" she said sadly that even
ing, II saw that handsome cashier Of
yours this afternoon. II is sad TO
think that he should be chained to the
dull routine Of an Office. He is a poet,
am sure. He has such a heavenly,
far-away look In his eyes"
YES" snapped old SpilIkins an
grily, land that far away look isn't
confined to his eye. It's all oyer him
just at present. He bolted this after
noon with as much of my money as
he could lay his hands upon"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
Mr.. Case.

Frederika, Ia, Dec. 2S.-Mr. A. b.
Grover is now "a years of age. For the
last 80 years he has suffered a great
deal of sickness, and, although he Is q
temperate man and new uses spir'
its Of any kind, bis kidneys had trou'
bled him very much. He said:
II was told I had Diabetes, and my
symptoms correspondent exactly TO
those OF a young man who died OF DiI
betes In this neighborhood. My fees
and limbs were bloated quite a little.
II heard of Dodd's Kidney Pills ana
at last determined to try them. TOOK
in all ten boxes before ! was we'll ana
now l ear truthfully say that am al
right. The bloating is gone from my
feet and legs. | have gained eishI
pounds In weight and can sleep well az
night and every symptom OF nay troa'
BILE Is gone.
ut Is some time now since ! was
cured and I have not the ~slightes!
return Of any symptom OF the oio
trouble"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
WAS SPOILED BY SUCCESS.
Eeggar Woman Like Many Other
Men,he~s of Gnciety.

Members OF Society.
Julius Chambers tells In the Reader
how in 1887, while he was editing a
paper in Paris, he conceived the idea
Ok putting on his editorial staff an
DID beggar woman who had two wood
en- legs and who was q weilknown
sight On the boulevard. So he paid
her a regular SALARY and had brilliant
interviews written with leading men
and women OF Paris which he pub
iished over the signature "The Little
Old Woman on Two Sticks" He says:
1t soon became a matter of pride
among English and Americans TO
know the wTetched creature who had
become so famous. Money was show
cred upon her by American and Eng
lish visitors who had not fathomed
the humor OF the situation and verita-
bly, accepted the inference that the
beggar was on speaking acquaintance
with all the notables OF Paris. The
episode finally developed into a farce
because the old woman's vanity was
reused by the attention notoriety
brought her. She could not read Eng
lish, knew nothing about the contents
OF the articles and actually fattered
herself into the belief that she pos
sessed physical attraction for the
generous-hearted men who gave her
aims or patted her tenderly on the
shoulder. Like many another useful
member OF society. she was spoiled by
success and one day struck for higher
wages"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
THE SOUTH AFRICAN eAoeAR.
Tree Said to Attain Age Of a Thou
sand Years.

SGbtS -
Most of the timber of the South Az
rican Interior consists of various kinds
OF thorny acacia, one OF the handsom-
est of which is the spreading giraffe
acacia, Or kameel-doorn. Here and
there is to be seen the gigantic bao-
bah, Invariably called by the colonists
the cream OF tartar" tree. These
enormous trees are found I'm the low
veldt. Their timber-ff timber II car
be called-cansists Of a soft spongy
growth, quite useless to any one. The
bark, however, is used by the natives
for making a kind Of strong cord,
which is effected after submitting It's
fbers to due soaking and a heavy
pounding. 70 harm is dons TO the
tree by this stripping of the bark: in
deed, the baobab seems to defy time
and all other kinds Of enemies. II is
one of the most long-lived vegetables
in the world and a well-grown speci.
lei is estimated by scientists to at
tain to the age Of at least 1000 years,
A fair-sized baobab will measure at a
height of three feet from the ground
as much as e~ighty-fiye or ninety-feet
in circumference. The roots some
times extend forty or fifty yards from
the trunk.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31

Mordaunt had need now to spare his
purse, and, confident in his native
shredwness, he formed the resolution
not to consult tho physicians, but to
proceed in bis own way.
Finding that the springs yielded
several sorts OF water, he bathed In
the sort which was least foul and
drank the sort which smelled least
n~auseaus.
He lived TO curse his headstrong
folly and to be operated on twice. Two
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
Honor to Whom Honor 10 Que.

sand now. gentlemen" says the
chairman OF the committee on awards
at tho millinery exhibition. 'the ques.
ton before US is 20 whom shall the
chief prizes 70. or tho many pattern
bonrets submitted, that OF Miss Meek.
leigh Is far . away the most arts
tic"
.sBut," protests o ore experienced
member. ..the bonnet exhibited By
Madame Sckkettuurp 10 far and away
tby most expensive"
A few minutes later the medal was
rtnred on Madame Eokkettuum.-
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
The RIch Mans Envy.

A rich rnan looked upon q POOR man.
And there was envy In his breast:
The lucky rich man wore nne ~raiuncnt
The other was but poorly dressed.
The rich mans fingers blazed with jeyysls
Ten thousand men HIS will obeyed;
knotted
And married with bruises ton had made
The rich man. as he stood there gazing.
Forgot his power In the land,
And envied tho down-troaGen poor man.
For he could shave with either hand.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
lutheran Church Figures.

The Lutheran church ranks first
among Protestant denominations in
the United States. having 1900 congre.
cations and a membership OF 1900.
0t0, As theological seminaries, 4s COL
leges. so academies, 10 young ladies'
semsnarfes, 20 hospitals. 81 orphan
asyluris, 20 homes for the aged ard
3 deaconsss houses.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
To Keep the peace.

The emperor of China is reported to
have answered threats OF Russia with
the polite intimation that 1t was none
o. Russia's business what Korea did
with its territory. That's rather strong
talk. but then II the emperor ia going
to get mad about II, Russia will prob.
ably let him have his own way.-Mem.
phis Scimitar.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
simiIaritv.

~It was ono Of the most pathetic
plays ! lei saw" said young Mrs.
Torkins.
Il don't see why you go to the natl.
nee IL 1t makes you cry"
"Just because I feel badly IS no sign
I haven't had q good tims, Charley,
Gear. You know how much you enjoy
going to the races End coming back
with the Observation-Disclosures Star.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
The Fall openlnu.

"For goodness sake cid man, you're
a wreck! What's the matter with
you'll"
Fall opening"
what? You don't mean to say
you went into a crush Of female shop
pers like"
mo, coal hole."-Philadelphia Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
Value Of Prompt Advertislno.

II lost all my money In Wall street.
complains the lamb.
"Too bad. Why don't you advertise
for it," asks the friend.
"The other fellow advertised for n
first. That's how | lost It," answers
the shorn one. with a yexed aiF.-ChL
a Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-12-31
Very DlReretnt.

Women are very different from
men"
"Of course they arc, but what differ
ence do you wish to specify?"
Men become members OF ancient
orders of this and that and the other,
but women must join the very latest
organization Detroit Free Press.