The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08


picture Of the goat rampant upon a
pony.keg. the rural editor notes face.
tiously that spring has sprrnl. gen.
tie Annlel" Now that she has indeed |
sprung, let us consider herl
First. let as bewarei She IN a |
flckle Jade. To-day she may shed her |
efulgcnt balm upon us. rogalo us |
with her sunny showers. her odorous |
aroma tomorrow. chill us where we |
wore our red hannels and pcrspirodi |
once upon a time Aristotle permitted |
his confidence to find Judgment In =
Springs vouptuous bosoml one rosy
morning when all nature was In tune |
and the earth seemed stepped In hon. |
csty Of purpose. he saw sparrow nyi |
High aloft In the ethereal azure his
eye followed her Highland the sun
shoncl Straightway Aristotle went
90 HIS wife and demanded his gauze
undorwear-"th ones with the ribs
In en- After hunting through olov.
on bureau drawers, seven trunks and
an acre Of band.boxcs. she found tho
anatomy covers IN the escritoiro
drawer In the guests chamber.
Careless woman" cried Aristotle,
ut Is wonder they we're not stolen
long agol'
Then he took thom ungratefully
and undrosscd. 20 find. upon trial.
that the summer things needed the
Same sort OF repairs so common to
cane furniture. while he stood
around on one leg grumbllng. the
/ good woman rovamped them. as
/ it we're Then Aristotle dressed and.
| throwing on some new spring rage"
went out on the parked boulevard.
into the carolllng world. as happy as
boxolder bug on chlntz curtain
in the front parlor. hut that might
he came back as bumped as a porch.
pine In action His nose was red.
sappy and pinohod. there were goose
nimples on him as big as the proven
bial hon'segg hailstones. His voice
sounded Ike horse.nddlo a. n cha.
rlyari party and his teeth ratified like
pair Of bones In negro mlnstrolsy.
The women folks put him 10 bed and
the next day he wrote:
zone swallow does not make spring
nor yet one nno dayl"
To this day the above IL quoted
frequently. Thus we see the innu.
once Of gauzo underwear ON succeed.
ing genorationsl
S9S
Ever and anon some one oxclalms,
"soe tho young mani This Ia his
day and agoi" So were tho day and
age OF yesterday his He was full OF
ginger then M he II percolnted with
hop tonic now. Roosevelt Is young
TO be sure. but over n century age
Charles James Fox was atill calling
his progcnitor papa when he be
came Lord OF the English Admiralty
tlo was then but twenty years old
William Pitt was scarcely old enough
to go out nights alone when he be
came Premier OF England. Prince
Edward was at tho feminine swee
sixteen when he fought the battle o
Crocy. and at twenty-four he led thl
English army 10 7ictory. This is tn
age to-day when a young man II lea'
] Ing school TO take n position an bill
' Ing clerk In n large sixtoonator
, building. And MoEart-at the age o
! sixteen was director OF tho Arch
! bishop OF salzburg's orchestra
. Where Is there president to-day a
i. eighteen? And yet, David. the shep
,. herd boy, was a king at that adde's
p cent period In his life. Raphael. Cor
1 tez. Patrick Horny. Napoleon. Alexan
! der, Keats. Burns and Byron wer'
y mere beginners at manhood whoi
they reached the plnnacles OF thel
! fame. The young man OF todal
y must not DO allowed 10 think he Il
I. any smarter or brighter or bette
!. than the young man OF yesterday
/ selfassumptlon and solf-esteem ar
/ often bad for him. II Ia we'll 10 cal
+. his attention 20 the truth now an,
then. Il keeps his ego down.
5 SSS
D when little Prince George o
3 Wales was baptized recently, h
! scratched and howled like a somnam
4 bulistic Thomas cat In a midnight nj
2 fray. This leads a paragrapher q
Q remark that royalty, like whiskors
! has to grow on some people. To on
2 mind the whooping OF little George
p IL not much Of an augury. When a
( his age we were all moro or less Tx
tho house feline-opposod TO water
a Even to this day some enjoy immerF
D ing In water about as much as other
] enjoy poor health"
Morcyl Don't think we deprocati
bathing. Far from H. We take
bath ourself occasionally. but we can
not say that we rlp-roaringly enjol
that plunge except during the heated
weather. when we arise In IN
morning we are not Initiated owe
, the thoughts OF our ablutlons. w
do not laugh. "Hal Ha" when we 30,
=, the bath tub for the first time tina
morning, neither do we smoker, "Ho
Ho!" when the mad water begins /,
swish into the porcelain urn. W.
never knew why this was before
, Alasi We are not OF the royaltyl w