Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-10-15
Kansas Notes

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cyclone"
The river congress, incidentally, af
fords Senator Burton an opportunity
to reaffirm his theory about putting
the flood waters in cold storage.
Billy Morgan calls upon the poll
ticians to quit rocking the boat,
although It is pointed out that he is
one of the few who are able to swim
The Anti-Horsethief society met in
Lawrence recently. The usual Law
renee resolutions condemning Guam
trell and pledging loyalty to the flag
were adopted by rising vote.
That must be a mistake about At
Gibson abandoning its efforts to taI
the coal vein on account of water
The coal is there, and Atchison is not
going to be defeated by little thing
| like water
The district court of Sumner coun.
ty is to be called upon to decide who
is entitled to the office of county at.
torney. Last July Emera Wilson, who
held the office disappeared, and was
supposed to have committed suicide,
and Governor Bailey appointed Mr..
Burnette to succeed him. Later viii.
son returned. The county commits
sioners have paid the salary, amount
ing to 1875, into the court and will
let the claimants fight it out.
Antonio Galenicci, who runs fruit
stand in Atchison, feels pessimistic
about the future of the fruit industry
In Atchison the Globe says. He was
blue when a reporter passed his stand
the other day. He said: american
ne wanta know how mucha da pare.
| tella him two fl cent. He eat up
one and say pare no good, and he
donta want. Dam He tasta da
peach and through on sidewalk, and
/ gotta clean up. Dam. He say he
call again when I gotta something
eat. Kerambo! buy lots banan on
account cool weather and sun come
down hot and rot al banan. DAM
| buy first grapes in season and put
all over front stand, and see where
mekka big mon. Swarm bees lita on
grapes and stlngga my hands, and
gotta drink quart whisky. Whoope!
Full whisky and break snow case,
and policeman mekka me pay f. dol
lar in police court. Dam. American
Quitta eat fruit and eata free lunch.
Dam. And then, Kerambo! Worsta
all, and on toppa everything, | gotta
brekka my face tryin speakka the
language"
1t must worry the Rev. Bernard
Kelley, when he goes to a Grand
Army reunion. to know whether to
greet those he meets as "Comrade"
or Brother"
W. Fl. Blddie who was the state
treasurer during the Lewelling admin
istration. now runs a hotel in new
railroad town In Oklahoma. You can't
keep a good man down.
The most remarkable thing about
the get-rich.Quick concern which col
lapsed in Peoria few days ago is
that the suckers who invested in it
may get as much as seventy-five cents
on the dollar.
Ex-Governor Morrill, says that Kan
sas more than comes up to his most
extravagant expectations. Il never ex-
pected to live to see the day" he says,
when money would be freely lent at
per cent, or that ordinary farming
land would bring $75 an acre
"MIanhattan's upper ten never re-
ports anything nowadays that's any
thing less than fiye.course dinner"
says the Minneapolis Messenger
Minneapolis still sticks to the good
old way of pdtting the gravy and
other things along with the fried
chicken"
Judge Smart of ottawa has made
decree which is Thought to be without
precedent in the history Of American
jurisprudence. He has ordered the
juryroom cleaned out, and 1t will be
flushed each year hereafter.
Lawrence hd- an antitrust cam
peign. All of the hackmen have en-
tered into an agreement not to trust
the university students.
MAJOR T. j.. Anderson has resigned
from the presidency of the Topeka
Choral society. but promises to sing
as heretofore. on the slightest provo
cation.
The Eldofado Republican quotes a
girl as asking: Say, daddy, do all
married people fight?" Then 1t quotes
CD Henpeck as answering the ques'
ton as follows: mo, daughter oc'
casionally the husband gingers up a
little at TIE start. but he soon quits
ana stays quit. but as a rule the mas
terful wife so manages things that the
husband As fbntent to do as he is
told, with. no back talk. Married
life, 10 man. is one long, sweet
dream OF Submission and resignation;
gentle yielding to the properly
constituted authority: obedience of
Compliance to the family government;
a constant acknowledgment of inferi-