The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-12
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!. power. rh' sifterin's " sotro " otirs
} atnbassaduress on account ~ theft
clothes has Sboe,i ttirr'bles ] was vas
s.readint tn. sad case tn amb p e 81
4 dure IL Rooshya, til Hoi'rable Char /
sieymayne Tower. " Phillyldelphy, Pa e. i ]
8lflsr had that name divyle e 4 c y n /
.wud scare me. I'd ask f'r no Eut, "
form. u ri. ratne itsilf s UNIFORM 8
enough. Some names sounds liko
4 6veralls; some Sounds like d long coat
& an, High hat, but Charleymayne
4 rover sounds like tn clothes boss I
Knights timplar wears ivry three
Il years. 1t has forty pounds ~, epau-
iilcts on It's shoulders. It's Il tn klnd !
iva uame Gin'ral Miles wud Ike 70 :
4 wear fr d UNIFORM y h tp- e hlt !
4 t,aino I'd go to TIL palace In sheet
an SixpIct til. guards to fall down on Or!
thclr faces. Ii But all TIL time he was !
Sin q Saint Petersburg, Charley tna,yr'e7
Tower suffered thu greatest torture Z
b on account Nv TIL clothes he had on
an til. clothes he didn't have l,,e * on Is
had no unyform. Al coortT-rayctp"- 81,
h tions he look ed like a plain clothes
man at d fancy ball. He@was enable
i 70 Der form amy W tn gr-reat jooties
Nv ar, ambassndure. 1vry shtep was
4 blocked 30 Ills " miserable attlro.5 lie 4
was double crossed be til, lowliest "
dlplo,nnts who were entitled to put
on glad, bright things wht1S they svint I
to see III. Gear. IN Wan day he come
4 rotlin's 4 up Ito q tn palace carryln' lns5
4 Tn tall " his simple black coat e.
rnos'8simportant threaty. He had made
n mn INV ut timpts to have this threaty i
I signed be th'5 Car, but tn Car hhd
y always spurned him. OWN, to t8 IN
( Vaccinations " Lord Ronald, tn
English ar1bassadure. an Veecont
Boulbaze 9Th. Fr-rinch ambassadure.y
Both these hnughty sambassadures had
!, q window dhresser firm a gint's fur-83
3nishin. store Sfr n valley an whin tn
American ambassadure stood along
side " u thin. I tell We ho looked
a cheap. 81 f +
i $F5""But this day Cha rleynnyne Tower
was prepared to brave tn Gear In his
very throne. He rolled UP II his car
redge an tn sintry cried :''.Who goes
u there r 9TH ambassadure " tn
United States " America. huroo! $f
says tn coachman. That man?' says I
TIL ntry. To tn Kitchen duro With !.
We, waiter he says. Well. thu am
4 .bassadure stined his rago an at
I tinpted to explain himsilf. n III tn !
sintry run him in. Yes. sir, ne run
In 81 II, am bassadure " these United
+ states. an they was JUS about to
take his phottygraft an sind him of
y IN thu Black Maria to Sibeerya$ whlns
4 a gran Jock come along an idcnti-
fled him an they let him go. He hur-$
4 rid to thu throne room where Nicholas.
Il Gar " Rooshya. was settin' on his
rile throne an took his place In line
5Th'4 nnbassadure " England wore tn
gor1ous UNIFORM " his station; tn
ambassadure 3 " France jingled with 4
+, medals tn ambassadure w. Chiny
Y wore pink an green tea gown. Van
he wan they was presented an tn
y Gear mplimented thin on their
! clothes. Very tasty. Lord Ronald
Handsome pants yere sWearin' this
4 day, yeecont. Ling Ching. me WIFE,
5&th' Czarctta. & wants me to ask We TIL
name " ye,re dhressmaker. But whin
u TIL ambassndure " tn, United States 4
bent his proud knee befure tn Car.
Ii TIL. naughty monarch said with an 7
evil smile: Carson. bring tn check.
4 Oh he, whit on, pretindin to jus''
recognize Charleymayne Tower.
y didn't know ye at first. thought 70
X was d tn waiter, ne says. Loud an
long was TIL laughter provoked be
this kingly sally. TIL Jest flew like
Il wlldHre through th' crowd Fair la
n dies smiled behind their fans. Bring
me "a cup w tay an some spare ribs.
says TIL Princess Olgoinskia. with 4
mnddenin' smile. What Is tn title
8 ivy TIL king w ye'er country. Mister!
Tower. drawled Lord Ronald, In his
mos supercilyous tones. Is It head
waiter? he says. Mong doc. said
TIL Veecont; America, 1t Is a tlar-rGe &
3 RESTRAINT, ain't III, he says. TIL air