The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-09-27
SOCIETY OF THE UNBIASED.

Mr. President said Parson Billings when the club
ready business week. Il would like to hear
this meeting the situation in Macedonia
There's from Macedonia Come and help US.
sang Captain Greenwich Il write epic poem
Turkish ocities but won't enlist again for any
purpose When country Is invaded by foe.
foreign domestic, will shoulder my did in
the Civil War. but L won't fight for Hawaii, Manila.
sulu Macedonia. L believe that charity begins at
1T isn't question of enlistment said the Parson.
prayer contribution. think this meet
ing up collection for the benefit of Chris
tians under Turkish require money
in large quantities the Christians from the
dreadful Turks. Weapons. ammunition. soldiers and
provisions n quantities viii be required AS
short cash will pass the hat share
the contribution and will also offer prayers literally
Cause"
THAT reminds a story which / relate
Corporal Washington. In the Civil War the cap
company called together and told that
the had been espied the nil and that an en-
gagement probable right away Now men, said he,
your and do weld foot to the foe.
Fight till the last armed foe expires Don't bulge
inch until you If last the is too pow
erful and must retreat be and do it in good
order and trihe lame will start now. The
Parson somehow reminded of that story though
perhaps not applicable. Certainly with Offering
liberal prayers the brother is doing his full share
would like to Major venthrup. man known 10 be
thrifty forehanded in fact well off, the
tribution a good round that others fol-
liberal example,
The Corporal is in error Major 1T is the
President of this club to put motions and
receive hat its contents after 1t has
passed However, L will provide the hat and APP
point Poster pass it,
Immediately Poster to the occasion and he
up contribution and restored the hat TO the Chair
1t contained round sum- In fact II contained
several round pieces of the secrets
which is to be divulged lest it get this
country into trouble with Turkey.
Speaking Major Venhrups accommodations said
General Proddle reminded that this Society has
discussed its uses abuses. etc. and be-
ieve the subject treated without bias ami
mostly. would that the chair tell US how to
money! said the General
mind how to it." injected Colonel Hook
ington Major tell how to get it.
THE problem o accommodating a modest competence
said the Major, lis easy Let the man who earns DOL
lar a day live on less than earns be but
dime in time he will be well fixed There are two
this First, he will his dime day, and
acquire thrifty habits. He will be econom
and saving and after awhile he will loan
his accumulated dimes until they bring in return
in the shape interest compound interest, and
finally habits first that of spending nothing not
necessary and second that of adding to his capital by
interest will after result in indie
pendence. Now in simply behold ideal result
this system. If have in reasonable quantities
it is because have nursed it tenderiy never refuse
and security satisfactory. and in
this that service to my felowmen
But" injected Dr. Fle, who is TO be extrava-
giant all occasions. suppose we all
followed the Majors beautiful theory who would pay
US interest what would the hat manufacturer do?
observe a date mark in the Majors hat which would
and void under the statute of limita-
tons what about to state is that few men
can afford to be rich. Take the Major sample.
What has he show for his wealth? Has he family
of well reared children? Not a wife child to his
name Does he dress. enjoy life like a of
means? No. He simply enjoys cent per cent and that
only pleasure barring, of course, these weekly
gatherings which expensive Can man afford
to be rich price Major for his boarded
wealth? I would rather the Major debt and have
warm rainent luxurious food. fine lodgings fast
horse and bunch of well dressed children about my
house. than be rich at the sacrifice OF these
comforts"
BY the way" injected the Major, eff the Doctor Is
inclined personalities he be offended If re-
him here and that hold his note and the date
of is Identical with that OF my nat 1t is souvenir OF
great value to hasn't asked to loan him
years. and such relief from neghbor
is luxury pay for this doubtful asset BY the
way Doctor. 1 will it per cent month
if you will give chattel mortgage on that horse
yours
1T is criminal to mortgage property twice would
said the Doctor II pay part of my debts with what
1 get hold Of and the balance cancel with my
note of hand. When is willing to give his note
he is honest and meet his obligations
said Doctor.
81 must confess that money question puzzles me
greatly Professor Lnguial II understand gold
Standards bimetaism asset currency, and can solve
problems partial payments but cannot comprehend
the of always having dollar in my pocket The
day of month salary is paid me. but
has been hypothecated TO my friend Major Ven
thrup whose Kindness by the way, 1 would here
knowledge, 1 nothing of personal ownership
Of cash The Major have ten dollars
whenever / ask for it TO the limit of my monthly
salary only charges pittance of twenty
each loan. 1 am glad of an opportunity
thus publicly thank him..
Scott What problem in discount. partial
payments interest the Professor could give
if he would itemze months business with
the Major and Class find the rate" said Or.
File
Money a question of great interest" asserted Par
son Billings. II adjourn
MR. SIMON SIMPLE. Secretary.
HOW THE MONEY GOES
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