Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-08-26

An actress doesn't always fare well
on her farewell tour.
Latest slang: Don't sign until you
hear from me-"
A train can't wait so long that some-
body won't get left.
A lazy man can never know the Joy
Of q well earnest rest.
No woman ls a heroine in the eyes
of her cook.
A fool is a man who laughs at his
own folly.
A widow pops the minute you take
her of the ice.
Contentment is not knowing what
you would like to have.
The lambs of Wall Street are in a
stew.
Some people talk too much to really
say anything.
Professor Langley's airship is right
in the swim.
Rosy cheeks are not always what
they seem.
II you propose to do as you please,
why ask advice?
Band records shows some surprising
things about "good" men.
A boy can't pass a mud puddle with
out feelidg a desire to play in it.
A number Of men would rather be
wrong Than vice-president.
The Panama route chickens are com
ing home to roost In such numbers as
to threaten TO exbust the roostlng
facilities.
This is a time of ingenious imita-
eiOns but no one has ever manufac-
tured a substitute for character.
This quietude from the Mark Hanna
camp would indicate that there was
political tunneling going on.
Perhaps one reason Russia not
approve of open doors in China is that
there is a skeleton in the closet.
The autumn is coming but happily
the autumn poet is more innocuous
than the spring type.
Sometimes the unexpected happens
but in the majority of instances it
doesn't C at all.
The Sultan is always willing to
apologize il the otherfellow will made
him.
Sir Thomas may loose both the cup
and his heart while soiourning in
America.
The country gets enough of Con-
gress without having any extras
thrown in.
The pessimist never expects any
thing to turn out right for fear he will
be fooled.
1t may be a mistake to marry young
but it is a mistake that is seldom re-
peated.
You never know how to take some
people, but they are generally the
people you don't want.
Cynicds-"Did she marry moneys"
Teller-"I believe So" Cynicus-
"What was its other manner"
Borem-"That dog of mine knows
as much as l do" Wigwag-"What a
blessing iG is he can't talk"
This is the season of the year when
working is a dull and Improbable
business.
Womae will always be a conundrum
but the man who lie willing to give her
up isn't worthy of the lame.
The pursuit Of felicity reminds n
of the absent minded man who swan
a river to get a drink Of water.
Unless you were born right, with
good sense, good luck cannot touch
you.
What has become of the old fashion
ed woman who made fashionable
callsP
There are few things in this world
more irritating than a woman with q
cooling voice.
What has become OF the old fash
Toned patent right man who used to
come along, and sell territory"
II people do not naturally appreci-
ate you, do not insist that they shall:
it only makes matters worse.
Sometimes a marrying story makes
you think of a funeral. There is such
q marrying story going the rounds.
It lie safsr to twist a lions tail than
to call a woman's attention to her first
gray hair.
The crying need of the early morn
ing hours is a latchkey with an cleo
trio light on nj end OF 1t.
Husbands should be frank and tall
their wives everything-and their
wives should be generous and believe
It.
It's al right for the moon to get full
occasionally, but it's all wrong for
men to tink they are in the moon
class.
There Is no danger of g cotton fam
inc IN the Della. The only fear now
is that there viii be a car famine when
time come to mov the crop.
A writer on art declares that an art.
ist needs criticism. This is one in
stance at least where q man has no