Bisbee daily review., 1903-10-08
Ex-MAYOR
Ex-MAYOR OF DON LUIS CONTRIB. ures INTERESTING ITEMS
 FROM HIS BAlLiWick.

FROM HIS BAlLiWick. Ordinances and Rules of Government
 Passed by City Council of the
 New Metropolis. Ha
 DON LUIS, Oct. ', 1903. Edtor of Review:
 Your contributor, after several months in the jungles of Granam county visited Don Luis last Monday. the theater of his former political as- pirations, where he succeeded in days gone by in becoming mayor of rhe golden link that is shortly destined to connect the warm little city of Naco with the smoky old thoroughbred of Bisbee
 Every post and sign board and ev- cry mesquite looked natural and seemed to wave him a royal welcomt in the strength of a red hot litlie twis- ter that was tossing gravel heaven WdrC at tne tune.
 I'm from Don Luis, now ''laff darn ye," that used O be the "a" but all al once Don Luis which like the original condition of the earth was supposed to be without form and void" gathered herself together, and the spectacle of a mighty city which will rake in Naco with her hind foot. claw in Douglas with one sweep of her velvet fingers and absorb Bisbee as a thirsty sponge invests in soap suds is suddenly before us. Don Lu- is of course proposes to incorporate. She has enough of voters to form a mayor and common council. A com mon council is great thing. even If it be UNCOMMONLY common.
 Charley Hull nas dead sure thing for mayor. Your correspondent felt of course that he ought to succeed himself as Mayor since he served Jon Luis faithfully when il had only two inhabitants and enc of tnem in the graveyard, but such is the depth and density of human ingratitude that they have offered Hull the position of may or, and in order to let Mescal down easy. offer him the job of engineer on the garbage wagon. The uncommon ly common council consists of Messrs well won't give them away as they may repent of their "evil communica tions and reform.
 The Fl Paso & Southwestern tore up the main line, bobbed of to Naco on a new track, and proposed to leave Don Luis out in the frost, but the me tropolis would not stand for it, so now she is a red hot terminus instead oi a stranded article on an unimportan' division of the big copper system.
 When the city organization shaI have been completed, such slight de tails as installing an electric ligh | system. a local water system, electric cars. and all other requisite adjunctl | of first class city will be a matter of form-long form I mean.
 In the mean time the city govern ment has proceeded to the task O. drafting and passing a code of ordl ! nances which is inteDded and designed to cover every possible question from the salaries of the city officers 1 to the proper behavior of the widdel McCarty's pig. the first mentioned de tails to be considered in advance. Verbatim copies of certain ordi nances already adopted by the cit! government. appear below and vii impart an adequate impression of tht | r.ar oh Uh | characterizes the operations of tha august body.
 The Don Luis "Annihilator" will b, launched along in April, if Bsbet doesn't get out an injunction in sel defense. It shall be the mission O the Anihilator to howl for Don Luii until that city of destiny shall sprea' from foot hill to foot hill and thel some.
 The suburb, known as Bisbee, vii be treated in a kindly. even father. 4! manner by the Annihilator unless gets caperish, in which case the Annl hilator will bring all it's guns to bea On it and the heavens will soon b full of splinters from the corporation of Bisbee. The editorial stan fs ur derstood to include Bill-Hattich an George Mcfarland of Tombstone. tn rest Of the force consfsting of an az gregation Of little gobs of brain fillin gathered from other sources.
 | BE IT ENACTED by. the mayor an common council of the city of Do Luis: It shall hereafter be unlaw full for any kermudgeon of bucolic. O any other kind of colicky proclivitie to SCOUT his blow in the streets o said city. Penalty twenty dollar American or fifty collars Mex. twent. days American or fifty days Mex.
 Ordinance No. 2 relating to proIonsa ton of Life