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Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
All She Could stand.

A certain woman, the wife of for
mer representative in congress and minis
ter abroad, who now aims at social lead
ership in the most exclusive and top.
lofty circles of Washington, d. c., is noted
for her love of display and her penchant
for wearing about all the jewels she can
bear up under.
One night she gave a dinner. Several
members of the diplomatic set were pres
ent. Madame was in high feather, and
she also wore diamond tiara and several
strings of pearls around her neck.
During the evening she complained of
feeling bit chilly, and told one of the
servants to call her maid.
When the maid appeared she is said
to have shivered trfae, and exclaimed:
"Susette, am so cold; please get me
another string of pearls. "-Argonaut
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
GREAT RUN OF STURGEON.
Fishermen of New Jersey Are Made
Happy by a RecOrd-Break-
ing Catch.

The excitement attending a great
strike of gold in the Klondike could be
no more intense than that which is
lowering over the rude camp of the
sturgeon fishermen, at Bayside, N. J.
The other day twas atits highest ten
sion, for record breaking catch was
made. Not in dozen years has there
been such a run of the big, profita BILE
fish. Ones boats crew after another
landed with two or three big ones, and
then moved out into the bay again for
another haul. This was kept up
throughout the day, and when night
fell most of the crews had from 40 to
so fish,
AS roe is fetching more than dol
lar pound, the fishermen had a jubila-
ton.
For several years for no known cause,
the run of sturgeon in the Delaware
bay has been gradually falling off, till
many of the fishermen have abandoned
the business and sold out their rigging
and boats. The catch has been so light
that there was no profit in it, and cav
lar gradually rose in price till now it
is worth on the wharves on the camp
$11O per keg. AS good-sized sturgeon
will yield more than half keg of the
product, the cause of the excitement
among the fishermen can be seen at
Nonce.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
CHEAP TO COLORADO.
The Burlingtons Cheap Rates for Sum

The Burlington's Cheap Rates for Sum-
mer Outing.
Take your vacation in Colorado. Re-
markably cheap daily tourist rates after
June lst, and from July Ist to 10Th round
trip rates are less than half.
CHEAT, TO MINNESOTA.
To this beautiful summer region daily
low tourist rates of approximately one fare,
plus $500 round trip.
CHEAP TO CALIFORNIA
Special half rates round trip to California,
July 1st to 10Th. Low round trip rates
less than one fare from August 1st to 14th.
Write me describing proposed route. L.
W. WAKELEY, G. P. A., Burlington Route,
604 Pine Street, st. Louis, Mo.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
A Bag of Gold

has immeasurabe attraction for anyone.
Let us send you attractive katy" pub
lcations which will interest you. THE
Golden Square," Timely Topics" "Old
Mexico" and others Free for the asking.
Address, KATY" 5l2 Wainwright Bldg,
St. Louis, Mo-
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
Ncat way of Putting It.

A country editor in Kansas thus
neatly refers to an important domes-
tic event in his town: "a handsome
girl baby-which is not to be won
dered at, considering its mother-came
to Jim Browns house, and will stay
until she finds a better fellow than
her dad, thing that will take her
many years TO do"
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
noctors Are So Modest.

Agent-Doctor, can l get your ad. for
the Weekly Boomer?
Doctor-Certainly not, sir! Don't you
know that it is impossible for physicians
to advertise? But you may interview me
on some scientific subject, two columns,
payment in advance-Stray Stories.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26

So It Did.-Markley-"See here, you had
the nerve to recommend these goods as
the finest in the market" Taior-"Well?
ns,S week and look k how rusty s it is" Tailor
"Ah, you will recall | told you the goods
would wear Like iron" philadelphia Press.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
n Gnre WnY.

Sydstep-So DR.. Pilz has committed
suicide?
Yewno-Wonder If he took some of
his own medicine ?-Yonkers States
man.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
1t Cures While You walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for hot,
sweating, callus, and swollen, aching feet.
cept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
Unfortunate Prejudice.

'T don't like Cinnamon" said the little
girl with the golden hair. '"They have such
nnlaundried compilations. Chicago Chron.
;ola
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26

Many true word is spoken in jest, and
many false statement is made in deadly
earnest.-Chicago Jousnal.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
A PoIyrIOt Paper.

The Salvation Army journal, the
War Cry, appears weekly in 30 different
languages.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26

| am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26

A belief that the race is not always to
the swift no doubt accounts for the wide
spread confidence in tips.-Puck.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26

The eye of the master will do more
work than both of his hands.-Frank-
lin,
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26

This Tough Old World.-Ted-"M Most
firms prefer to hire married man." Ned
"And most girls won't marry you unless
you have a job."-Puck.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26

Honest labor is said to be a good rem
edy for bad luck.-Chicago Daily News.
Times-promoter., 1903-06-26
To Cure a Cold i'm One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund moneyif it fails to cure. 25c.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
A LAST RESORT.
Pure Food Should BE tn. Fir

Pure Food Should Be the First.
When the human machine goes wrong
it's ten to one that the trouble began
with the stomach and can therefore be
removed by the use of proper food. A
lady well known in Bristol, Ontario
County, N. Y, tells Of the experience she
had curing her only child by the use Of
scientific food: MY little daughter, the
only child and for that reason doubly
dear, inherited nervous dyspepsia. We
tired all kinds of remedies and soft foods.
At last, when patience was tabout ex-
hausted and the chid's condition had
grown SO bad the whole family was
aroused, we tried Grape-Nuts. ~
"A friend recommended the food MS
one which her OWL delicate children had
grown strong upon, SO l purchased a
boX-as a last resort. In a very short
time a marked change in both health
and disposition was seen What made
our case easy was that she liked it at
once and ts.crisp, nutty flavor has made
it an immediate favorite with the most
fastidious in our family.
Its use seems to be thoroughly estab.
lishedin western New York, where many
friends use it regularly. I have noticed
Its hue effects upon the intellects as well
as the bodies of those who use it. We
" i much Name given by Postum
20. Battle Creek. Mich.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
THE TORRENTS OF a BIG CITY.

New York Had So Many This Man
Wanted to Go Back to Oshkosh.
New York Press: New York." COM
planned the baldheaded man. SIS a very
inferno of %draughts. In half the public
places I go to-, such as restaurants, the
aters and libraries, the air seems full of
demons. and the way they swoop down on
me is a caution. For sheer draughty Gus
lsedness the Astor library takes the palm.
u have caught as many as six heavy colds
there in as many INSISTS. Another seat of
'd%raughtiness Is the elevated train. If a
person goes into a car somewhat heated
and is obliged to remain near the door,
he will begin to sneeze q few hours after
ward. Between breathing a little bad air
and catching cold every other day It is
to my mind a tossup as to which is the
better. And speaking of bad air, reminds
me of what a few persons appear to OBJ
serve. That Is the vileness Of the atmos.
phere In some of the L stations. Ordi-
narily you pass through too quickly to
pay attention to it, but as surely as oxy-
gen means life, just so surely does the
breathing of that air mean q shortening
OF life to the man cooped up in the little
ticket office.
Sometimes I fancy I was a doomed foo]
ever to leave Oshkosh, for pom nv day-
lights, the big, overgrown, ramshackle
town mas more fortunes Of one kind and
another than the states of Arizona and
Michigan combined. My frame of mind is
pretty well phrased in the words OF
Touchstone: 'Ay, now am I In Arden: the
more fool I; when I was at home I was
IN a better place: but travellers must be
content"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

Miss Anne Morgan as a Bridesmaid.
New York Press: Rivaling In interest
even the bride herself, Miss Anne Morgan
was one Of the most stared at young wom-
en- at the marriage Of Miss Eunice Ives
to Walter Effngham Maynard. The
daughter of ]. Pierpont Morgan rarely
shows herself in public, and as one Of the
bridesmaids she was a star at this
wedding. Not good looking, she has the
powerful frame of her father, and her face
reflects q forceful character. In her Di-
%rectoire gown she seemed Ill at ease. Pier
pont Morgan himself was at his wedding
and also at the reception. He has been an
admirer of pretty Miss Ives, who is his
daughters great friend, and he proved his
admiration by the gift OF a handsome
Jewel, a description of which the Iveses
refused to give. What is more, he insisted
upon the new Mrs. Maynard going to his
~Adtrondacks camp for the honeymoon.
The relation of the Morgan and Ives
girls is only natural, for Mrs. Morgan and
Mrs. Ives were girl friends. They lived In
Norwalk, Conn, many years ago, and
when they settled in this city the old
friendship was revived.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
ENSOR svs sfai S9g as1. fSfsd,N'
Endorses the Catarrhal Tonic Pe=ru-na=--
A Congressrnan's Letter.

DR.. j. F. Ensor, Postmaster of Colum-
bia, S. c., late Superintendent and Ply
sician in charge Of State Insane Asylum
at Columbia, S. G., writes:
latter using your Peruna myself
for q short period. and my family hav-
ing ueed and are nov using the same
with good results, and upon the in
formation of others who have been
benefited by It as q cur for cafarrh
and an invigorating tonic, I can cheer
fully recommend It to all persons re-
quiringso effective g remedy '---Dr.
j. F. Ensor.
Hon. @. w. Butts, ex-Member Of Com
gress from North Dakota, in a letter
from Washington, D. c., says:
THAT Peruna is not only a vigorous,
cure of catarrh is beyond controversy.
It is already established by its use by
the thousands who have been benefited
by 1t. | cannot too highly express my
appreciation of its excellence &C. w.
Butts.
Dr.. R. Robbins, Muskogee, 1. T.,
writes:
"Peruna is the best medicine 1 know
of for coughs and to strengthen a weak
stomach and to give appetite. Beside
prescribing it for catarrh, | have ordered
it for weak and debilitated people, and
have not had a patient but said it helped
him. 1t IS an excellent medicine and it
fits so many cases.
Il have a large practice, and have a
chance to prescribe your Peruna. !
hope you may live long to do good to the
sick and suffering"
Only the weak need a tonic. People
are never weak except from some good
cause. One of the obscure causes of
weakness and the one oftenest over
looked is catarrh.
Catarrh infames the mucous mem
brane and causes the blood plasma to
escape through the mucous membrane
in the form of mucus. This discharge
Of mucus is the same as the loss of blood.
1t produces weakness.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
THE MACHINERY DOCTOR.
Ready, Like the curer Of Human Ills
to Be Called at Any Hour.

Ready, Like the curer of Human Ills,
to Be Called at Any Hour.
New York Sun: On the windows of
a New York machine shop appears this
sign: Lathe work, day or night" 1t
means hat the shop is ready for any
sort of work at any ~hour-ready to
make repairs in case Of
There are now perhaps half a dozen
such concerns in the city that hold
themselves in readiness to max ma
chinery repairs at any hour in the
tWenty-four.
There are in h city many manufac-
turing establishments. great and small,
running night as we'll as day. Some of
these establishments employ their w
machinists n make their own repairs,
and some do not. If machinery breaks
down in the latter they send to the
emergency repair shop, and in these
days they can get the work done at
once. The night work costs double, but
1t might be q greater loss to let the
machines lie idle.
These repair shops have not only
power and equipment, 80 that they can
do any sort Of shop work at any hour,
but they keep on han all sorts of parts
that might be required in any of the
repairs they are likely to be called upon
to make. Their clients have their tele-
phone numbers and in case Of need. at
any hour, they call up the shop or the
home Of the boss. At either place there
Is kept a roster Of the men belonging
to the shop who can be called upon and
quickly reached, and in very short or
der the men required for the Job are on
their way to answer to the call.
The physician has, at all times, been
ready to answer calls. The drug store
night bell is familiar, and in these days
there are many drug stores that are
open day n night. A modern night
bell is that Of the plumber, who keeps
a man in his shop to answer night calls,
or posts his night address there. In one
place in this city, down on the water
front, you will find the night bell Of a
wrecking company, where a relieving
outfit can be summoned into prompt &C.
ton.
Newest among these emergency work
ers who may be summoned at any hour
is the machinery doctor, who, like the
curer Of human ills, can be called up at
any hour, night or day, to cure ailing
machinery.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
V II PRAIRlEs.
Miss Anna Gray Is De1ixhted.with Her
Western Canada Home.

Anna G. Gray is a young lady, for
merly of Michigan. She is now q res
tdent Of Western Canada, and the fol-
lowing, published in the Brown City
(Mich) Banner, are extracts from a
friendship letter written about March
Is to one of her lady friends in that
vicinity. In this letter is given some
idea Of the climate, social, educational
and religious conditions Of Alberta, the
beautiful land Of sunshine and happy
homes. Over one hundred thousand
Americans have made Western Canada
their home within the past five years,
and in this year upwards Of $4,000 will
take up homes there.
Miss Gray took her leave for Dds
bury, Alberta, the home Of her sister
and other relatives and friends on Jan.
10 last, and after a two months So
journ in her Western prairie home she
writes of it as follows: 81 know I
shall grow to love the prairies. We
have a beautiful view Of the noun
tains, and it seems wonderful to me to
see. home after home for miles, and it
is being thickly settled all around us.
With the exception Of the last few
days, which have been cold and
stormy, we have had beautiful spring
weather ever since I came. The days
are beautiful. I call this the land Of
the sum- as it seems to be always
shining: the nights are cold and frosty.
On arriving here I was SO greatly sur
prlsed in every way. Didsbury is quite
a business little town. All the peo-
pie I meet are SO pleasant and hos
pitable. They have four churches in
Didsbury-the Baptist, Presbyterian,
Evangelical and Mennonite. The Evan
gelicals have just completed a hand
some church, very large and finely fur
nished, costing $500. They have a
nice literary society here. meets every
two weeks. They have fine musical
talent here. Your friend,
ANNA G.. GRAY"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

Peruna stops the catarrh and prevents
Peruna is called a tonic. Peruna does
not give strength by stimulating the
nervous system a little.
1t gives strength by preserving the
mucous membranes against leakage.
1t gives strength by converting tho
blood fluids and preventing their drain
ing away in mucous discharges.
Constant splitting. and blowing the
nose will finally produce extreme weak
ness from the loss of mucus.
If you do not derive prompt and satis-
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DIR. Hartman. giving Z
full statement Of your case, and he will
be pleased to give 0 his valuable adj
vice gratis.
~, address Dr.. Hartman, President ef
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
lust Had To.

Chicago Tribune: Girl With the Fur
Jacket see Lucy Eta Brown doesn't
sign her name that way any more.
She's Lucy Brown now"
Girl With the yellow Buskins-That
satisfies me she is going to marry tina
Bob Mann who has been counting her
SO long. How would Lucy Eta Brown
Mann sound?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
Ways and Means.

Puck: And Subbubs Is still struggling
with the problem Of how to keep a cook?"
Yes. He thinks of offering a pension
to anyone who Will stay three months"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
Laundering the Baby,s Clothes.

ou srary WG that m ars r rgg1Iaf from M 1 Wssh bfpl:
the clothing of an infant with strong
washing powders and impure soap. For
this reason it should be Numbered at
home under the mothers directions and
only Ivory Soap used. To throw the lit
tie garments into the ordinary wash
shows great carelessness.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
Hard TO Understand.

said young Mrs. Torkins, did you saw
you played the favorite in that racer"
That's what I said.' was the rather
gloomy rejoinder.
well, I don't pretend to know much
about such things. but I really cannot
understand why a horse that makes
itself SO unpopular should be called a
favorite."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
Genuine Pleasure.

Baltimore American: Undertaker's AS
sistant-Hadn't you better go right away
to lay old Sk%ynflynte out7
Undertaker-I ought to, but I have to
eat my dinner first. Business before
pleasure. you know.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
AL Gone.

Syracuse Herald: Did Johnson's pur-
chase include also the good will of the
business
There wasn't any good will to It.
t was a coal dealer that Johnson
bought out"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

a prominent brick manufacturer Of
that city, says: "When Doan's Kidney
Pills We're first brought to my atten-
ton l was suffering from a complica-
ton Of kidney troubles. Besides the
bad back which usually results from
kidney complaints, I had a great deal
Of trouble with the secretions, which
We're exceedingly variable, sometimes
excessive and at. other times scanty.
The color was high, and passages were
accompanied with a scalding sensation.
Doan's Kidney Pills o regulated the
kidney secretions, making their color
normal, and banished the Inflammation
which caused the scalding sensation.
l can rest we'll, my back is strong and
sound, and l feel much better in every
way"
A FREE TRIAL Of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mrs. Pare will
be mailed to any part Of the United
States on application. Address Foster
Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all druggists, price 50 cents per box.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

You do your dyeing in half an
hour with PUTNAM FADELESS
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

Whereupon the Sidewalk Cracked.
Princeton Tiger: There said the
agent, pointing to the sidewalk, us an
Illustration Of our cement"
81 see; a concrete example,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn?

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. It makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns,. Bunions. Swollen, Hot and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, n. Y.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

The researches OF the last few years
have furnished us with a the lost con-
stitution of Aristotle. fragments Of
sappho, Isocrates and Hyperides.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

Ere Permanently Cured. no ns or nervousness after
TIL y first days use of DR.. klinets Great Nerve Re-
storer. Send for FkE E 42 90 trial bottle and treatise.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
res under crop In Western Canada, 1907
1,9s7,ssO acres-
Yield. 19oe-117. s2s. 7s4 s..
ELY,sIIQUID CREAM BALM

ELY,s LIQUIDC REAMB BALM
is prepared for sufferers from
nasal cetarrh who use an
atomizeri in spraying the dis
.ased membranes All tho
healing and soothing proper
ties OF Cream Balm ar retain
ed in the new preparation. 1t
does not dry up'the secredons;
l,s:ce, including spraying tube
76c. Atdruggists or Ely Bros.
s. Warren ST., N, Y, mail It
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
Poor Human Mature.

Smart Set: Waggles-He couldn't re-
member why his wife tied a string around
his finger, SO he was afraid to go home.
and stayed out all night.
Jasgles-What was It he should have re-
membered?
Waggles-To com home early.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

Mrs. Winslow,s SOOTHING srRup for Children
eeothlng; softens tho gums, reduces Inflammation, al
lays pain. cures wind collie. Is cent? a bottle.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
W:MoK =
SuccesafHi!y prosecutee Claima.
syssAa OWL Waz, Is Edjudicsting clailns. atty since

When writing 60 advertisers il will BIO
g your interest to say you saw their
d in this paper. !.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15
Sermons From Lif,

Sermons From Life.
Brooklyn Life: What interesting SER
mons you preach!'
Yes. The time I should have been in a
theological seminary 1 spent in sowing my
wild OATS
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

Tired Back.
Come to all
who overtax
the kidneys.
Don't neglect
t n e aching
back. Many
d a n 6 erous
kidney trou-
bles follow
in it's
Mrs. G.. B.
Pare Of Co
lumbia ave-
nue., Glas-
gov, Ken
lucky, wife
of G. B, Pare.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

DR.. j. F. Ensor, Postmaster of Column
1ia, s. c., late Superintendent and Ply
in charge of State Insane Asylum
,t Columbia s r. writos.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-15

Newest among these emergency work.
ers who may be summoned at any hour
is the machinery doctor, who, like the
curer of human ills, can be called up at
any hour, night or day, to cure ailing
machinery.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27


Fox Brothers Hardware company.
hardware.
B. Gottlieb, jeweler
Bailey-Lindsey Drug company,
drugs.
l.. O. Knox Furniture company, fur
niture.
Myers and company, wallpaper
paints, oils, etc.
Thalheimor and company, cold stor.
age market.
S. A. Rosenberg, books stationery
and cigars.
Voss-Nichol company, saddles. har.
ness. sporting goods.
]. Michaelis, bakery.
Adams Printing company, Job print
ing
Robinson Brothers, plumbing and
gas fitting
American Excelsior steam laundry
Pine City Electric company, "Ev.
erything Electrical"
The foregoing merchants make II
possible for some wo"thy institution
to secure a magnificent library. It
is strictly understH. however, that
a customer will = be permitted to
vote when spot in paid for mer-
chandise.
The Graphic viii issue votes for
cash paid on renewals or new sub
scribers.