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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07
WAS TOO FAR DOWN.

Youngsters Nickel Not at The Moment
Available.
Senator Sibiey, the famous trotting
ho~ce BROADER had tsken his family
to the county fatr and was walking
about the grounds surrounded by his
youns,ters-of which he has some
thinx less than 4 dozen-when he felt
one Of them tugging at his coattails
AS he turned the youngest, lad OF six.
implored his father to buy him . toy
balloon. BUY it yourself" said the
wealthy Pen7!syi, III III. ~ CT 9 ne
nickel gave you moment ago!"
IT'S down my neck" well, shake +
vus, .u.>. a.. Gia.o;. ~! ra,4,
sobbed the little shaver: 1T was in my
mouth when it went down."-New
York Times. =. Il
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07
Plenty In Il.

The discussion of bribery has serv'
ed to recall the reply which George T.
Anthony once made to . I. politician
who was disposed to graft" Mr.. An
thouy was about to relinquish IN once
and VA approached by the man who
was to succeed him, who wanted to
know how much the once was worth.
Mr.. Anthony replied that it paid
g 900 q year. Il know that 10 the SAL
ery," Insisted the inquirer, but what
else 10 there In it?' WELL" said An
thouy, lookiss his iatsrIs6ator direct
" in the eye, there's $1,000 . year
and the ps~stsntiary in it for any
man who wants to work It for Ill It IL
worth. "-Kansas CITY Star.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07

Believes Sea Serpent Exists
The mr. .uralist Of the Belgica expe-
ditiou lately told the Geological So
ciety Of France that he believes the
sea serpent to exist, and that it Is
not 1T all IN imaginary creature of
song and story. He says it is not .
reptile, but mammal of the order
of the pilnipeds, to which family the
seals belong. In form it resembles
somewhat the extinct plesiosaurus.
attaining q length Of 200 feet, the
head and neck being onefourth of
the length, the trunk one-fourth and
the tail one.haN. It never approaches
the coast except in pursuit Of the fish
on which It lives.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07
1ombs: Of Our Presidents.

7omb6 Of Our Presidents.
An argument in favor of having our
dead presidents buried in national
cemetery at Washington may be found
in the proposition to increase the
guard at the temporary tomb Of Prsst
dent Mckinley. It IL proposed to put
the garrison on the basis of an army
post. Hospital and dispensary facilt
ties are to be increased, and Z new
site selected to accommodate sixty-hvs
men.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07
Jewels Require q Rest.

Many jewels require an occasional
sleep, so to speak, in order to retain
their brilliancy. Diamonds, rubies
and sapphires are among the number.
They should be put away in total
darkness every now and then. The
usual velvet or satin-lined cases are
the correct receptacles. It is best
to wrap gems in jewelers. tissue
paper, then pack in wool and lay in
alright compartments. A number Of
stones are seriously affected by fumes
from furnaces, sewer gas, moisture,
and sea air. IA
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07
Wireless TeIeeraphy In Paris.

Wireless TeIegraphy In Paris.
In Paris It is proposed to establish
. central station, from which wireless
telegraphy will be used to transmit
the news to subscribers in different
parts Of the town. The Societe Fran.
caise de Telegraphie Sans FIJI has been
organized with this end in view. and
the experimental stations which have
been installed in different parts of the
city appear to work satisfactorily.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07
Presents for sultan Of Moroc

/ Presents for sultan: Of Morocco.
J. w. s. Langerman. Morocco's
commissioner to, tho world fair, has
,5dst bSpkhI the Moorish &ssu4 Il VI III
"a and eosts, soms fancy dogs and
q paeex - 4 span IL any a4iag4,
hpfsSs AGlESf IN i1tssouris SFedd fnl HI
carriages horses were Baf and Blue,
wellknown ribbon winners, and they
cost s3ss sultan $4,000,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07
Prieaf and Painter.

Rev. A. B. Shields, rector Of the
Church Of the Redeemer, Boston, is
an artist as well a. q priest. He
earned enough money painting the
past winter to afford q summer in
the galleries Of the old world, and
sails for Europe to paint in the ma
tional gallery Of London, in tho
Louvre and Luxembourg galleries
during his vacation season.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07

Try a. sack Of Luverne hour. ..
IS Fresh cow for sale, cheap. j s,
Firth. t5en g. >ss Ma
i, B, Leonard, Of Rushmore has
been appointed carrier on:Ru1al %
livery route No. g. aud will begin
delivering mail Sept. list This
route runs south to spo6ord. MI.
Leonard will become resident OF
Warrington.
The raembers of the board OF Ed
,,oation met Saturday evening and
elected he::following officers tor the
ensuing year: Pre-. J. A. Town
treas. c. J. Smallwood, clerk, N.Y..
Mann. No otker business was done
by the board at this time
very pleasant open mir party
was given in hocor IF LG"in ienes
Of Mitchell, $ ID. Wedn-- day eve
ming by twelve of his boy friends IN
the north balcony Of the High
School building. Watermelon and
ice cream were served and the party
then went to Lake Okabena and en-
loved a very pleasant swim. Every
one present will.!ong reme!nIer the
occasion. -:
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A Fortunate Spectator.

Ii The man who has profted most BY
Inc recent Wall streettdec1tnes 'fsss gen:
orally supposed to be Harry Wen, the
st. Eouis operator. Mr.. Wells win
:Ain6 are estimated ito. be between:
32,o1o,ooo and {S,oM,boo. egyer = &;
mo1Sh ago Mr..sWefl told hfS friend
that Atchison common would sell be-
1owi65, Union Pacific at ~ and Can.
adian Pacific belew 120.s.E yery one.
81 tnssess edictions 49, q been f l,1,
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Less Noise on the Fourth.

There are many symptoms of q.
growing desire on the part Of adult:
Americans for a. reformed observance
Of the Fourth: The feeling. is quito.
general that Juvenile, America has.
been allowed to-; exaggerate. the. ex-.
plosive features of our great, national
festival and that something may be-,
we'll dcne to celebrate. the day IN
ways that mean more and sound less.
New York World.
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,Old!Tlme Business Methods.

Church White, of Atchison, regrets
that the merchants Of the present day
do not do business as they did at
Hainesville, MO-, where he was rear.
ed: 90 The custom there was to settle
NTH the store once a year (~on tho
1st of, January. Once Whites father
vent into McCrory's store: to settle.
Whats my ,btll?" he asked Of Nc
Crory. s""Well, George" said: NEGRO
~, .:pay what you think is right; !
amt. kept no account."
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07
ROCK ISLAND SYSTEM.

Low rate Bulletin. No need of
stay at home this summer. All sorts
of low rates are offered by the Rock
Island they apply to all sorts
of places. Note these: To Cali
fornia, in June. July and August.
To Colorado, in June, July and
August. To Detroit and Boston, in
July. Particularly low are the rates
to Colorado which will be in foroe
early in July.
Detailed information as to all
through car service, cost Of tickets,
etc.. will be furnished by nearest
Rock Island ticket agent. or r. writ
ing. Jno. G. Farmer.
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.Dlz'z,y,':'q.
Want your moustache or beard beautiful
brown or rich black? Then use
BucklhGHAM'S Dye t% Shf isas

> Reason forr Left-taandedness. Is
A scientist has recently pAblisheA
Z brochure on the subject Of right
and. left :handedness. The explanatory
for the, pIenonena in any person 10
traced to the pressure of the blood
in the two halves Of. his brain. He
3tkax for right.handed sub
jectsi ther4 fs;an excess Of pressure!
in the left half of the brain, accomHts
panied by an excess Of excitabilitys,
and Of. vitality in all those parts ots
thesbody dependent On the left brain :
Fots left h anaed people the rsxsfss IL
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07

STOPS THE CoUGB AND W KKs
OFF THE COLD.
Laxative Bromo Quinine tn blets
cure . cold in one day. No cure,
no pay. Price Is cents.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-08-07
The choicest grade of
flour tneede is being pat
ot,t nv vOur home mill.
Try,it and be convinced

Albert Lea and will move his fami-
" there from Estherville.
Friends OIL. S. Hobson and fam
lily are in receipt Of recent letter
from them stating that they are
now visiting with his sister
at Norfolk England. They are all
well and enjoying themselves.
When they left here they expected
to be absent a year..b but owing to
their getting over the territory that
ley desired to,.travel, faster than OK
:ec4ed :: will perhaps be home by
thanksgiving.
Nora-You' can't expect to do
away with :tace blemishes in a
weeks time. Keep!!on taking Rocky
Mountin Tea. You'll have a lovely
complexion. IS cents. F. M. Kick
man.
Some of the mon who enjoy bath
ny went in bathing late Tuesday
evening and:: lowing to the lateness of
the hour did not put on their bath
ing suits but went to a point that
is not frequently visited by any
one: When the bathers were ready
to come out of the water a boat
full Of. ladies appeared on the scene
ana kept in close vicinity of the
the men 80 they could not reach
their clothing without too much ex-
posure. The men thought the Ia
dies were going to stay there all
night and were nearly froze when
the coast was clear.
Buy..your flour of Matteson at the
Benson elevator. He sells
the following brands:
spLEND1D.made at Watertwon.s d
PLYMOUTH made: at LeMARS, La.
BREAD FRUIT made at Westbrook,
IMPERIAL made at Sloan, La.
PRIDE OF.THE NORTH made at
Sloan Ia.
CREAM OF THE VALLEY made at
Sloan Ia.
also the WHITE ROSE, nc
DONALDS-BEsT, MINNESOTA
BEST, MATTESON'S BEST. Rye
Aour, rye meal, corn meal, graham
and whole wheat flour, breakfast
foods. Bran, shorts, corn and oats
feed and coarse corn meal.
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~ i good job Of shoeing.. 60 to
d DGrb. 81, 81. i >:sss:->','' ,.~'
Isr Sale Gardensstruok. Mrs. ".
I, B 3 } s ri 49, >. !,
m HI; Remit room house, 1929 Mac
1fiIlaa st. = D. ". Chute.
u. Wanted-Shine porter and two
dining room girls. Worthington
hotel.
Draying-Am prepared to do
dnying Of every description. Prices
and work guaranteed. ]. E. Stone
!; INTER-, phone IS. Oft.
y, Mics Jennie Jones, daughter OF
Jones tho clothier in this city, LETT
. Wednesday evening for visit with
ftieuds at Cherokee.
When you feel.-constipated have
sour stomach or bi}iousness. try
Berg's Sweet Laxative Chips. They
do the work. 10 and rs cents.
Mrs. c. F. Jaeger of Mankato was
n guest Of Rev. and Mrs. Muelehaus-
m Thursday while on her way
home from visit at Wilmont.
Mics Angie Erie and Miss johnson
4f Kinbrae returned to their home
Yna1saay AFTERNOON, after uhlEg
teachers Denomination in this city.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-18

en- who toll daily in workshops, stores.
offices and homes. When the first
warning symptoms of physical weak
ness and disease are experienced, wise
and prudent men and women invaria-
bly, seek new vitality, health and
strength in natures health builder
Paines Celery Compound. If the
reader of this article finds 1T difficult
to obtain restful sleep, if nervousness
and weakness are causing alarm, If the
blood is impure and sluggish, If rheu-
matism, neuralgia. dyspepsia, kidney
or liver troubles are commencing to
annoy, follow the-safe and wise exam
pie of ex-Mayor Sutton, of Burlington,
VT, use Paine's Celery Compound and
promptly Danish the little ills; do not
wait till you are sick One bottle, as
a rule, will brace the nerves. correct
impaired digestion, cleanse the blood
and make you robust and strong. Read
Senator Sutton soldering testimony:
People have often asked me how
managed to keep SO well, for. although
out in nearly all kinds Of weather, and
travelling considerably. have no aches
or sickness. My. one answer has been
that, instead of waiting until am sick
In bed and forced to stop work for a
while, whenever / feel out of sorts the
least bit, take Paine's Celery Com
pound, which keeps me well and
strong. 1t is a great deal better. in my
opinion, to take a medicine that keeps
one we'll, rather than to wait for sick
ness and then hunt around for medi-
cine or a doctor. / have been a hearty
advocate of aPaines Celery Compound
since it was first made, great many
years ago. and have yet to hear of a
case in. which it has failed to fulfill ] is
promises
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-18
Minneapolis
SAY MILLS ARE
OVERSTOCKED
Traffic Men Doubt Their
Shutting Down Because
of Rates.

-
Traffic men are smiling at the fan
fare which has accompanied closing of
the Minneapolis flour mills They make
no secret; of the fact that SO much flour
has been placed in storage during the
last two months, owing to car short
age and freight congestion in the East,
as to furnish transportation companies
plenty to carry for considerable time.
1t is claimed that the mills have been
closed because there is glut of flour
awaiting transportation and it is nee
essary to- get the floors cleared little
before further shipments are made.
All the water has been let run from.
the dams and this indicates that there
will be no more grinding for a consid-
cradle period. The men thrown out of
work on account of the lockout are
preparing to. hold meetings for discus
sion. The millers simply stand pat.
They say that every day they run the
mills under present rate sheets, they
are losing money.
A. c. Loring, of the Consolidated,
said last night that not mill in the
Northwest would turn a wheel until
the matters involved had been adjusted
satisfactorily to the Millers 1t is even
throughout the summer. The millers
believe they can afford to do without
transportation just as we'll as the rail-
ways can afford to do without freight.
1t is understood that the shut down
was precipitated by action of the board
of the Pillsbury- Washburn Flour Mills
company in London, which decided on
the advice of General Manager Henry
L. Little, to make it's contest against
unjust rate treatment now. The other
mill companies Immediately acquiesced
in the plan and the shut down resulted
Transportation men say that the
cheapening of wheat transportation
over that of flour is natural and due
to natural causes, Freighters return
ing from the head of the lakes are
glad to take wheat in bulk for prac-
ucally what they can get in place of
going home light or in ballast.
The millers declare that owing to
the constantly increasing discrimina-
ton against wheat they have been
compelled to operate with ever narrow
ing margins of profit until there is now
no profit left in rate that gives 52-3
cents a hundred preference to wheat
over flour.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-18
WORKINGMEN OF TWO
COUNTRIES COMPARED
Visiting Britons Say Those of This
Country Are the Better

LONDON, April 1.-THE report of
the commission of British working men
who were taken to the United States
at the end of last year by Alfred Nose
ley, wealthy Englishman, to study
conditions of labor there, was issued
today. 1t presents the views of TWEEN
ty-three delegates. The report shows
a lack of unanimity, except that all
agree that the British workman has
nothing to learn from the American
workman, while British employers are
not as far advanced as the Americans
in the treatment of their employees.
Mr.. Moseley says that the American
workman has a far better education.
lis infinitely better paid, housed, fed
and clothed, and moreover much more
sober" Mr.. Moseley says in conclu-
sion:
IF We are to hold our own In the
commerce of the world, the old meth
DDS must be dropped and the old ma
chinery abandoned" So
He believes that some form of profit
sharing is the true solution of the cap
1tal and labor question. He welcomes
the trusts as best able to compete on
the most economical lines. He says
that the organization of capital, on the
one hand, and of labor. on the other,
will solve the industrial problem.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-18
lNJU RED TRAINMEN
CARED FOR BY
ACTORS
Northern Pacific Passenger
Train Runs Into a Freight
in North Dakota-Firema
Killed and Engineer Hurt
Passengers ALI Escape.

DICKINSON, N. D., April 17.-Pas-
senger Train No. 4, of the Northern
Pacific, ran into west-bound freight
on the siding at South Heart. ten
miles west of here, today. Guy Glea-
son. fireman on the passenger train,
jumped, striking his head on tie. He
was almost instantly killed. c. D.
Litch. engineer. stayed with the en-
CINE. He was badly bruised and cut
up, but will recover. Both live at
Dickinson. No passengers got worse
than a shaking up. The freight crew
left the switch open, and. being on a
curve, the train could not be seen. The
engine plowed through four fiat and
freight cars and left the track. Trucks
from fiat car went over the engine
and crashed through the mail car D.
L. Donnelly, mail clerk, had a narrow
escape.
AS soon as possible the passengers
got out. They offered all possible as
siStance, and two members of the
Lord Strathmere" company are enti-
tied to special mention. Miss Virginia
Drew Trescott and Miss Anna May
Shafer fastened to the aid of the dy-
ing fireman and injured engineer,
bathed and bandaged the engineer and
laid out the fireman before the COM
pany surgeon got there, so that all he
had to do was place them on the train.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-18
POLICE STORM BLOWS OVER.
In the Meantime More Revelations of
Department Friction Are Made.

The detective row in Minneapolis has
flashed In the pan. The whole force
was on. the carpet yesterday, and there
was a monkey and parrot time for a
few minutes.
Nick Smith, the man who Is accused
of having advised the young murderer,
Sutton to stand pat" is supposed to
be in bed with q sprained ankle. AS
a matter of fact, Mr.. Smith realizes
that there are lowering skies over the
headquarters building, and that he
would better fight shy of the superin-
tendent for a few days.
The, talk Supt. Conroy gave his men
was a strenuous one. He made it
plain that there would~have to be
cessation of knocking and backcapping
on the force, or that it would be nee
essary to clean the whole bunch of
knockers out. This attitude of the
chief Is giving dissatisfaction in many
directions, for such warnings have
been repeatedly administered within
the last few weeks. and nothing has
come Of them but further trouble and
dissension.
1t may be In view of startling revela-
tons developed in the trial before
Judge Elliot Of the David Gulllckson
case yesterday, that Supt. Conroy will
realize the necessity for taking imme-
date action to cleanse the force. No
more rotten cOnQlt1On OF ponce I'M
morality has ever been exposed any
where than that shown during the
hearing of this case.
Gullickson was discharged. 1t was
shown to the satisfaction Of the court
that he had been employed by Detect
ives Vaughan and German to rope
young men of his acquaintance into
disreputable acts in order that they
might make easy arrests and get
credit for smart work.
Two burglaries were committed I'M
der the Gullickson agreement Two Of
the men implicated. Joe Morris and
Frank Webster. have been found
guilty. William Catlin, another man
arrested, was acquitted.
Detectives Vaughan and German
have already been discharged from the
force. but that the same methods pre-
vail among other members of the
sweetly perfumed aggregation under
Conroy is apparently beyond doubt.
Only six weeks ago c. D. Brown and
his side partner, Grumpy, were charg-
ed with having engineered hold-up
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-18
CLOSE OF IRISH
CONVENTION
Amends to Land Bill Agreed
UpOn-Irishmen Very
Happy.

DUBLIN, April 1.-THE Irish Ma
tional convention concluded this even
ing. In two days it got through a large
amount of controversial work and
emerged, to quote 7. p. OCOnnor,
"scathless and hOnored from a test the
whole world was watching. 1t was not
only shaping the destinies of Ireland,
but it held in it's hand the fate of the
power of the British ministry"
John Redmond, replying to a enthusi-
Rstic vote of thanks for his chairman
ship, declared that the convention was
credit in every particular to Ireland.
Mr.. Redmond makes the important
announcement that amendments adopt
ed by the convention will be adopted by
the joint conference at which Lord
Dunraven, Lord Mayo, Capt. Shave
Taylor, John Redmond William
O'Brien and T. W. Russell will meet
This practically insures the passage of
the Irish land bill. The delegates re-
turned to their homes tonight in
happy frame of mind, echoing John
Redmond's parting words: May the
God of our fathers once again visit this
land with the peace and plenty that are
her due"
T. P. OConnor thus sums up todays
proceedings:
This was the day for agreeing on
the amendments to the land bill, which
are considered essential. Most of these
were proposed by William O'Brien
They covered several important ques-
tiOnS, including demands for more lib
eral treatment of the congested dis
trictS, and of the laborers. A resolution
was adopted condemning an eighth as
a rent charge, but retaining a technical
rent charge"
One of the most important amend
ments was that proposed by Michael
DaVitt, that the principle of the Ameri-
can homestead law be added to the land
bill to safeguard the peasants from the
results Of improvident borrowing and
the operation of land grabbers and land
jobbers."
John Redmond made the following
statement:
THE convention was the most i'm
portant nationalist assembly held in
Ireland during the past hundred years.
If its recommendation be substantially
carried out by the government the land
question will be settled and the whole
future Of Ireland will be full of hope
The conventions recommendation will
be supported by the members of the
land conference and they will be pre-
scented to the government as the de-
mands of both landlords and tenants
l have the strongest possible hope that
the government will have the wisdom
to accept them.
IF all goes we'll, the result will be the
absolute end of the land war in Ire
land, the union of all classes and
creeds in this country, with the newt
able result of the concession, almost
Immediately, certainly within the life
time of the present generation, of a
system of national self-government
This blessed situation is largely due to
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-18
FANATIC ATTACKS ALTAR.
Does Damage With Ak in Holy Rosary
Before BEING Stopped.

A well-dressed man. without hat,
created a sensation about 10 o'clock
yesterday morning by entering the
Holy Rosary church at Eighteenth ave-
nue. S and Twenty fourth street, and
attempting to destroy the altar and
fixtures.
A number of workmen were en-
ployed taking up the storm sidewalk
leading up the steps of the church
in winter time. They had removed
several sections which they were car
rying to the rear of the building. While
the men were behind the church the
stranger seized the ak with which they
had been working and ran down the
aisle of the church.
He first demolished a chair with his
ak and then turned his attention to
the altar. He had torn off the dra-
peries and was about to attack the
altar itself with his axe when the re-
turning workmen caught him and took
away the ak. A policeman was sum-
moned, but before he could arrive the
man broke away and escaped. Father
Hardegan notified the police, who are