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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13
Blocking Him.

Blocking Him.
my boss has promised to raise my
salary on the first Of next mon a" said
Slyman.
Sorry, old man." said hewitt, 'but
I've had to borrow some money my
!; self this week."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

Anger, II unrestrained, is frequently
more hurtful to us than the injury
that provokes it-Seneca.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13
Discouraoinq.

did you make any impression on
the young professor"
Goodness, no! Three Of his aunts,
his sister and cousin were there lis
tening to every word I said to him
Detroit Free Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

According to late statistics only one
man out Of every sl,ooo,o 100000 dies
from overwork.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

There is no truth in the report that
baldheaded men scramble. for seats
in the front row-at church.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

When you see man trying to hold
up a lamp post it shows that he SYM
pathizes with anything tight.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

To Cure . Cold In Ono day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets An
druggists refund money ri it failsto cure ESQ
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

Did 1t Tickle His Fingers7
Ping-How did that old deaf mute
injure his knuckles so?
Pong-Why, he tried to crack one Of
Chauncey's latest jokes.-Columbia
Jester.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

MRS. Fluffy is home very little Of
the time"
well, she has so many poor rela-
tions, you know."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

All creameries use butter color.
Why not do as they do-use JUNE
TINT BUTTER COLOR. "
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

He best keeps from anger who re-
members that God Is always looking
upon him. b. 3 ,s;s I. ~,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

However. necessity knows no law and
Mr.. Plangman paid half down and took
the treatment and followed it faithful-
ly for four weeks.
Naturally, he thought that he would
soon be rid Of the trouble. but in spite
OF the doctoring he goes, on to add, 81
was in such misery that 1t was almost
impossible for me to do my work."
ut was at this juncture that Doan's
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13
One Short Puff Clears tho Head.

Does your head ache2 Have you pains
over your eyes? Is the breath offensiye2
These are certain symptoms of Catarrh.
DIR. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder will cure
most stubborn cases in a marvellously short
time. 1t you've had Catarrh week it's q
sure cure. + it's Of fifty years. standing
It's just as effective. 973. ~ y -
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of a.
acough cure.-J. w. o'BRIEn. 82e Third Ave-.
~. Minneapolis. MINI. Jan. q 1900
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

Mrs. wiEslow's soothing syrup
For children teething softens the gums. reduces d.
ammstion, allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c botto
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

Gilded youth is quickly furnished
by adversely.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

/ Matrimonial misfits are the only
bargains the average woman has no
use for. t3Fs Il, i. ]. ~ 7
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13
Bad News.

The Sofa-What makes the chair
look so glum to-day?
The Settee-The mistress said that
she was going to have it caned.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

Any young man who isn't timid
knows that a girl who paints her lips
has poor taste.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13
IMauuzfIhad

kidneys regular and natural
Aching baeks are eased. Hip, back, and 1ois
pains overcome. S.oelling cfths limbs, rhsssas.
tisxs and dropsy Signs vantsh.
They correct urine NTH byick-dust sedinseak,
high-colored. excessive pain in passing, drto-
bling, frequency. Doan's Kidney RHs dissosss
and senaovs calcuH aud gravel. Relieve heart
palpitation. sleep1essness, headache, servoxsss.a
-Milburn Co, Buffalo. N. Z.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

Irritation Of the
bladder shows that
the kidneys are out
of order. Delay in
prompt attention
often causes seri-
Gus complication.
Relieve and cure
sick kidneys and
ward of dangerous
diabetes, dreaded
dropsy and Bright's
disease, by using
D GA MS Kidney
Pills.
They begin BY
healing the delicate
membranes and re-
ducing any indam-
nation of the kid
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13


This is precisely
what kidney trou-
BILE will do with the
body.
It does not al
ways show itself
at first, but APP
pears just In this
way, when some
unusual movement
or action brings
sharp pains and
exhaustive aches,
telling Of sick kid
neys.
So Mr.. Plang-
hnrn fhiS mt
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

AAuucy Z Ills CdIIl0
to my notice and I
procured some from
the drug store Of G.
E. Craycroft. I
used these pills
according to direc-
| lions and to my
surprise I was con-
siderably relieved
on the second day
and in q short time
completely, cured. ''
80 .
This IS the uni
versal experience Of
those who have
been sufferers from
Kidnoyy <r0,,hlo opd
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

tells his experience in the following
words: He says, Sometime in Septem-
Der was taken with a dull aching pain
across the small Of my back, directly
over the kidneys. Ipaid small attention
70 this at first, thinking it would pass
o.. But instead Of getting better 1t
became worse and In short time the
pain conferred through my left hip and
q nEIl1 .<aeeaea down NV left le,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-11-13

Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. Z.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Tried to ConeenlIt.

It's the old story Of "murder will out.
only in this case there'sno crime. A NO
man feels run down, has backache or
dyspepsia aud thinks it's nothing and
tries to hideit until she finally breaks
down. Don't deceive yourself Take Elec
trio Bitters at once. Il has reputation
for curing stomach, liver and kidney trou
bles and willreyivify your whole system.
The worst forms Of those maladies will
quickly yield to the curative rower Of
Electric Bitters. Only soc, and guarau-
teod by Webb Bros druggists.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15

Try zoe bottle Of HERBINE, notice the
improvement speedily effected 10 your
appetite, energy, strength and vigor,
Watch how it brightens the spirits, gives
freedom from indigestion aud debility!
Isaac Story, Ava, Mo-, writes, Sept 10.
1900: ~ was in bad health, had stom-
ach trouble for II months, also dumb
chills. DR.. j. w. Mory prescribed HER
BNE, it cured me 10 two weeks. cannot
recommend it too highly, |: will do all
you claim for il" Sold by Z Lauder
baugh Dug co.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
STATE NORMAL BILL.
Twenty Counties In Southwest
Missouri Included In The District.

The executive committee in charge Of
the movement for establishing q state
normal school 10 supply the needs Of
southwest Missouri have prepared a
carfuly drawn bill,awhich will be in
troduced in both the senate aud house
of representatives early in the session.
The bill has been framed rs closely as
possible along the same lines rs thoexist.
ing normal school laws relating TO the
institutions at Kirksville, Warrensburg
and Cape Girardeau.
The counties named in the bill as the
new district are as.folloWs:
Barry, Barton, Cedar, Christian, Dade
Dial rs, Douglas, Gre eac, Jasper, Laclede
Lawrence. Mcdonald, Newton, Ozark,
Polk, Stone, fancy, Vernon, Webster
and Wright.
These twenty counties have u popula-
ton according TO the census Of 1900 Of
Az, ll9, ald are all at the present time
in what is known as the Warrensburg
district.
TIE Warrensburg normal, after these
countiCs have been placed in the new
district, will still have more than six
hundred thousand people from which to
draw its students.
The bill provides for the appointment
by the governor Of a commission Of live
persons, OF whom two members shall be
residents of the counties comprised in
the purpose of examining into the re-
spective merits of various locations
offered for such normal school.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
- Cold Wave.

The forecast Of sudden changes in the
weather serves notice that hoarse voice
and heavy cough may invade the sane
tity of health in your own home. Cauti-
Gus people have a bottle OF One Minute
cough cure always ut hand, L ii Wise
Madison, Ga, write: 81 am indebted to
One Minute cough cure for my present
good health, and probably my life. 1t
cur's coughs, colds, LaGripIe, Bron-
chitis, Pneumonia aud all Throat and
Lung troubles. One Minute cough cure
cuts the phlegm, draws out tie iufam
nation, heals and soothes the mucous
membranes and Strengthens the lungs.
At L l Lauderbaugh.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
What's In A Non,e,

Everything is in the name when il
comes to Witch Hazel Salve Il CDeWitt
d co of chicago discovered, some years
ago, how to make salye from Witch
Hazel that is a specific for Piles. For
Blind, bleeding, itching and protruding
Piles, eczema, cuts, burns, bruises and
all skin diseases DeWilt's Salye has no
equal. This has given rise to numerous
worthless counterfeits. Ask for De
Witt's the genuine ut f. /. Lauder
baugh.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Rev. NJ. S. johnson To Leave.

Tho following. from the Carthage
Piess concerns former Jasper pastor:
Rev. NJ S johnson leaves this even
ing for Louisiana, Mo-, where he will
address a union Getting at the First
Presbyterian. church on tomorrow. even
ing and assume the pastorate Of the
Christian church there Sunday morning.
Ii satisfactory disposal Of his property
here can be. made the family will follow
10 the spring andi the engagement with
the church there will be extended in
definitely.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
A FOUNTAIN PEN FOR
SCHOOL BOYS AND
SCHOOL GIRLS.

We arc pleased to offer to any boy or
girl who will secure for us eight new
subscriptions for the Kansas city weekly
Journal as the rate OF % cents each
making a total Of e 90, and will send
the money TO Us together With the
names, We will mail together with the
names, wo viii mail 10 his or her
address, charges prepaid, beautiful
fountain pen. This pen is guaranteed
to give good satisfaction II properly
handled. Rubber handle and gold
pointed, tits first class in every respect.
What is the use Of having bottle Of
ink when you can have this pom in your
pocket, all filed with ink and ready for
writingY This pen is greet pres mt for
the boy or girl, and II you will get out
and make little off rt on Saturday,
you can secure list in a short time aud
earn this beautiful pen. Now is the
time 10 make trial as our proposition
will only hold good for sixty days from
Dec lst.
Send money by Postofiiee order or
draft, ard address al communications
to The Kansas City Weekly journal,
Kansas City, Mo.
Send for sample copics Of the Meekly
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
eest LIrln,ert on RnrtI,.

Henry d. Baldwin, supr city water
works. Shullsburg, Wis, writes: al have
tried many kinds Of Eminent, but have
never received much benefit until | used
Billiards. Snow Liniment for rheuma
tism and pains. think 1t the best in.
ment on earth" 2jc, SOC and 81 bottle at
EILauderbaugh Drug CO.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
] love thee, o yes love thee,
But it's all that can ever be,
For in my visions in the night,
My dreams are Rocky Mountain
1ea.-E l Lauderbaugh Drug co.
RS~. CaLiIsIs p. d. Martin. L L D

Waverly, Texas, writes: "Of a morning,
when first arising, often find a tronble-
some collection OF phlegm, which produ-
ces cough, and is very hard to dislodge
but small quantity of Billiards. Hore-
hound Syrup will at once dislodge it,
and the trouble is over. know OF no
medicine that is equal to it, aad it is so
pleasant TO take. can most cordially
recommend it to all persons, needing a
medicine for throat or lung troubles. "
Price 25c, SOC, 81 bottle at L l Lauder.
baugh Drug co. ,f1~
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Furniture and
Undertaking

at all times am keeping nice line
of Furniture, Wall Paper, Telescopes,
winow shades, Linolium aud Oil cloths.
A fine line OF Ingram Carpets, samples
Brussels. Moquetts, and make piles of
Picture Frames.
Also my Collins and Undertaker's
supplies are fine aud large line to pick
from. 1 have robes and shoes, white
hose. have taken a thorough course
in Embalming and will take good care
of bodies ehd preserve them with fluid
furnish Pictures enlarged and many
other things.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
won.isrfuI Nerxs.

Is displayed by manga mao enduring
pains Of accidental cuts, wounds, bruises
burns, scalds, sore feet or stiff joints.
But there's no need for it. Bucklen's Ar
MICA Saly' will kill the pain end cure the
trouble. It's the best salve on earth for
piles, too %, at Webb Bros druggists.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
AMONG THE wooDcnoPPHRs
News OF The Camp On The Sloan
Place.

The following items from Carthage
paper t. H. Of couple Il happenings at
Cue camp OF wood choppers ON the Sloan
Lace southwest Of this city.
iol"rt Sloan has in his possession a
30, 10. ourll tools, which he captu, ed
a.l .aa. sugr FROM 70 iniioA named Dean
-. has WOOD IduCu northwest Of Garth
age. Sloan unexpectedly dropped into
De ans tent the other day and surprised
him 10 the act of examining lot OF tools.
sloan re,ost led them as tho
p apLernaiia of burglar aud decided
y kur,' quite auu nave tie fellow looked
after by the ponce.
Accordingly he went back to the
woods, ADD On returning again sDmetim .
later fou1d that Dean had skipped,
* q d..ieJ, shaken the dust aud chips
ur tho Sloan camp from his garments,
AMI had gone IN such haste that a
portion of his outfit was left behind.
Mr.. Sloan picked up u number OF files
Ahich he brought 10 town. He remem-
bers now that the fellow always acted
queeriy, asking about the police when
ue was in town, and about the lay of the
country Moreover, he made a poor
SoUdchOpper, aud had been 10 camp on
l. two weeks Mr.. Sloan il convinced
that Dean is a professional crook, and
vas ut the wood ranch only TO have
secluded rest from his calling and pro-
baby to throw the officers of the law off
# they should be on his trail
Some months ago one Of the choppers
in the Sloan camp bad saved up large
sum of money and slept on it, but it was
stolen from his tent aud though an
other chopper was searched the money
was never recovered.
Tom Gatlin, the one armed hustler,
enjoys the distinction Of being the best
single handed' wood chopper 10 these
parts. He is contractor in charge OF
clearing off the timber on Robert Sloan's
farm ten miles northwest OF Carthage,
and when some Of the boys got to chalI-
ing him about hacking up tree, be
d 'clared he could.out-chop any of them.
And Tom took an axe and did it, so the
story goes.
He was 10 town today and Press re-
porter asked him about it. "Yes sir,
used to cut god deal Of wood, but
havn't done much OF it lately. / could
chop two cords of wood a day when
was in practice The other day the
boys got to lacking me about it and
took an axe and showed them that still
Know how.
" Probably the best chopper we have
10 camp now is nice looking young
fellow who goes about his work every
day wearing white shirt and collar.
He has partner, or buddy, ana those
two together cut four cords a day, which I
is g 80 piece for them pretty good
money isn't it'"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Cars Scarce At Jasper.

George Doran the Carthage miller
doing busines at Jasper, reports cars
scarce there as we'll as elsewhere. lie
h I'D to hip a load Of bran to Carthage
in an open stock car the other day or
not shin at all, bee use no box cars were
to be had.--Press
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
A Good Shoe.

have just received a complete line Of
the celebrated Priesmeyer Shoes, both
Gentlemen's ard Ladies and can fit on
out in any shape or form aud guarantee
satisfaction. HI HENDRICKS.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
II you feel i'll aud need a pill
Why not purchase the bestl
D"Witts Early Risers

Are little surprisers,
Take one-they do the rest.
W. IL. Howell, Houston, Tex, writes i
have used Little Early Riser Pills 10 my
family for constipation, sick hradache,
etc. To their use am indebted for the
health Of my family.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Cut lis Throat

In other words webb Bros white Pint
Cough Syrup will cut all the Phleen
out Of your throat. Cost 35cts.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Saved To The Uttermost 4.

Syrup white Pine, mfg by webb Bros
will help you IL you have any kind Of a
cold, Price 80 cts,
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Wanted.

800 Mink, 1000 Skunk and 2o0O
Opossum hides at Ii. w. Whitaker.
p. s. will pay the highest price for
game. You always get cash at II. W..
Whittaker's.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15

MeCaslin & HoLck have Michigan
Salt Take barrel home with you.
Remember we carry n full line OF
G,nc,.ri,.s Ua.ofs and Chopg
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Cream separatOrs.

We make and sell good Cream Sepa-
ators. Satisfaction guaranteed.
VIM Baynes,
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Pear Trees For Sal


NOO Il car trees lOT sue.
ID. II. WAhPLER.
WANTED-FAITHFUL PERSON TO TRAVEL
for well established house in few
counties, calling on retail merchants
and agent. Local territory Salary
sl02i year ard expenses, payable $40.
10 week in cash and expenses advanced
Position permanent, Business success.
ful and rushing. Standard House, 334
Dearborn St., Chicago.
FOR SALE: 600, 100 and 81 acre
farm for sals, bargains all-last.a snap at
5000, best improvement miles from
Jasper. Address, l.. Riddle. Jaspe r.
WANTED and Oats in any
quantity at the elevator.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Column
WANTED.

Farmers and stocmen to try
a sac of Crushed II ock
Salt" at Boucher & Butts.
Berkshire Pigs For Sale.
! have one pair OF full Berkshire pigs
I months old, for $40 each. Will sell
together or separate. Also pigs for s.
each il taken away at s weeks old which
will DO January 23rd, 1903.
G.. w. BEDELL.
mile east Of Jasper.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Berkshire Pigs For Sale.
Wood Choppers Wanted.

wauted;-Fifty Wood Choppers al
once. Board to be had on ground
Apply 10 X. M Sloan, Carthage, Mo, OF
Tom Gatlin at the camp, Sloan farm
Base line.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Barred Plymouth Rocks.

l have a large number Of very fine
Barred Pymonth Rock BOOSTERS for sale
at my place miles east and two miles
south of jasper. A. l.. THOMAS
X, +, ID, No. | Jasper, Mo,
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Stock Food.

Feed your stock WIN ur's Slack Foo,
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Notice.

All knowing themselves indebted Ia
me are requested to call and settle al
once. j. W BoUCHER.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1903-01-15
Salesman Wanted.

X. +. ID. No. Jasper Mo.
Salesman Wanted.
To look after our interests in Jasper
and adjacent counties. Salary or com.
mission. Address the Victor Oil com
pany. Cleveland, Ohio.
Notice.
All knowing themselves indebted to
the Jasper Feed Store are requested to
call and settle at once.
ii l.. TALLMAS, Proprietor.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-10-03
TEMPLE OF MUSIC,

In no way can the culture and refine
ment Of the citizenship Of any metropo-
Titan place be so Well shown ms In the APP
pearance Of It's music houses and the
Temple of Music ut 81 ana SO south
Main street Is p splendid example Of
tho universal tendency Of the people ot
Salt Lake TO the highest order OF murl-
cal taste and culture. This popular
musical palace was founded fifteen
years ago. Its present prOprlciurs, Mr..
A. r. Christensen aud Mt j. H. Arson,
taking charge of II al the beginning Of
1902. Moasrs. CartenScn and huaOn are
both gentlemen Of high standing In the
community and well posted In every de-
tail Of the pianO business Mr.. Cars
Jensen having spent Is years of his life
al the business. The success and growth
of this house has been phenomenal
each year seeing "a steady Increase over
the previous year until il has reached
its present large proportions. The rca-
son for this is not far to seek. for
Messrs, Christensen and Arson not only
treat their patrons h0nurably and llb-
orally, hut they handle only high grade
pianos Of known reputation that VIII
stand the test OF time, Such as The Ev-
erett, which now Is leader IN the art OF
piano production ana mas won as mufl
favor IN the eyes OF the world renowned
musicions as any other piano manu-
featured, The Hardman which has
been in use for the past GO years and
has constantly grown in increased Ia
vor with the music loving public. the
Ludwig & Co, Price n Teepe Harvard
Dlanos all Of high grade at moderate
prices. and the wonderful Chase
and Baker piano player made
10 play any piano, etc, are tho finest
and best upon tho market, fulfilling owe
ery requirement that the most cHHctIng
taste and judgment can make upon a
plano The tone of each is full and
mellow, the action perfect ana the eX-
terror artistic and attractive Those
I'm need of a piano or contemplating
buying one. viii find Il 10 their adyan-
tage TO call at the Temple Of Music for
here Is carried a very fuc stock, and
Messrs. Christensen and Arson Will
gladly aid In the selection and give tho
buyer the benefit Of their long exper-
fence Their store is 00yg00 feet In d.
mensions which gives them splendid
display room while they have also n
large warehouse IN the rear and their
patronage which is large IN the city Is