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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-08-25


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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
FROM TEXAS.
An Old Man Writes Of Old Men In
Abbeyille County.

An Old Man Writes Of Old Men In
Abbeville County.
Orphans Home. Texas, April I, 1903.
Editor Press n Banner:
some kind friend In sending me- the Press
and Banner. aud / am auxious 10 nnd out
VINO Il H.. rs ! will reciProca!e by sending him
think II was sent by DIR. " IN. +. Link. rs I
saw In the first number received his name as
o visitor TO Abbeville attending ~Presbytery.
was raised fifteen miles South OF Abbeville
Court House, on Long Cane and Bold Branch.
II has been forty.three years since l left the
state.
The Press and Banner interests me very
much. II 10 like Q letter every week.
Though q great many Of my old friends
have passed over TO the great beyond. yet
nee my old friend j. y. Britt Ia still living and
eyesight restored.
I zee also In the issue OF Nov. 18th. 1907. ar
extract from the Abbeville Banner OF ls5l. In
which the names Of many people OF that day
appear. knew Ed Noble and Kerr. I. &. Per
rim, David Lesly, John A. Calhoun. q: w.
laws. / went To school with Allen Ward!aw.
son OF Judge wardIaw. at Clear Spring acade.
my. I also knew w. II. Parker. who IL now
in Abbev.lle, M ] see In the Press and Banner
also Gen. stephen d.. Lee and Arthur Frank
Parker. schoOlmates. ] wan well acquainted
/ was a subs criber 10 the AbbPville banner
in 1861, also 10 the Press and Banner after be.
Ing consolidated.
/ also knew Baker brennan. W. =. Noble.
A.. J. Weed. David Mct'lRin. John Harris. j. &.
Willard, John Devlin also. u. +. Gilbert. who
was u Major In the militia. Peter Guillebeau,
Ed Martin. j. II. Wideman, q cousin. and Ed
mund Belchrr. WIS acquainted with nearly
all the nrmes In the copy 81 1851.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
ROUTE NO. 2.

Interessing Paragraphs Picked Up
Here and There On Routo No. ..
On account Of the swollen streams on the
Writing days OF the past two weeks our local.
iailed TO get TO the ONCE In time for publica'
Miss Mamie Nickies. after an extended
visit 70 her grandmother. Mrs. Sallie McCocd.
1 Miss n sadie lie Les LSes Stunned TO her ZONE in
Waterloo, Wednesday. She successfully
taught tho Long Cane school, and IL Ia hoped
mat she will MI tne same position again nsx'
MiSses Jennie and Annie Miller and Mr..
Edd Keller accompanied Miss Lesley 10
waterloo Wednesday and returned Frid4y.
Mics Ida Mundy spent the past two weeks
vislting relatives In Saptuc.
ME. Julia Keller 70 a nome again: She
Mira. ]. r. stevepson and Mas Idle Mupdy
visited relatives 10 Dua West last week.
Miss Belle Nickles ID teaching = pay school
The Shiioh school went fishing on Long
Caue tbe nni day OF April.
To April fool the teacher the Smithvllls
: :eSSoi vi, win . close W SE,Sas s'sefnS Mr.. j. !n y.
Jones. the teacher, will give the children an
x numDer OF the ladies' on this Route were
In AbeeviIle on Opening days.
Mrs. b. 4. Robertson spent several days last
week with her daughter. Mn. I. n. Niekles
near Hodges.
Frank Fleming visited relatives In this
nsighborhood Saturday and Su pday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. K. Lomsx were the guests
OF SIR. J. A. McCord yesterday.
Mr.. Thomas McCord and family have The
ump
The friends OF Arthur McIiwain are gIad 10
zee him out again. He has been Ill yearly
ever since ChristmaR
Mr.. q 4. Toibert. OF Phoenix. spent Salur-
day and sunday with bis home folks.
Miss Mamie Sickies vili give q birthday
party tomorrow evening In honor Of her "
birthday and those Of two iriends, Misses
Fiorencs Fleming m Jessie Munds. These
young ladies are nearly Of the same nge, Miss
Fisming's birthday being the th, Miss Mum
dye the 9Th, and MiRs Nick lea tho 7th. Finch
and . candy pulling will be the Amusement
OF the evening.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
WNDESVILLE
All the News Prom In and Around tho Seven
Hill City.
Lowpdesvnle, April 0 1903.

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Hill City.
Lowpdesvilie, April 0 1903.
Miss u Mcneil after q two weeks very
pleasant stay with friends here, went 10 Lati.
mer Tuesday, where abe remained for o day
or Two. then on To her home at waits.
Mrs. 4. W. Harper and two OF her children
went TO Green wood 10 spend Q while with her
Mr.. Fuiwer Watson. OF Anderson, came
Friday 70 look after bis business Inter.
ests In this section.
Mr.. Edward Moorhead OF Atlanta came
over Friday and will remaip for q while with
the family OF mis- mother.
The Press and Banner last week was two
days late 10 reaching our ONCE, and We miss
Capt. Charles T. Baker OF Washington, came
In Friday evening 70 stay for q short time.
Mr.. ]. Z. Thomas OF Pearl Mil, Ebert Co.,
was over mons bis friends here Saturday.
Our people are being supplied once q week
Before and during the war q great many OF
these delightful fish wero caught In Savan nah
River, n We could get all that Ws wanted
and ct lower figures than they arc sold nj
now. Somehow the shad have Quit running
'n sa aj. and an Mr a' +. W W r. Nance started to Ao.
beviile yesterday morning.
Mr.. NJ. e. McCalla Of The Fork. and his
were In thia place yesterday.
Mr. add Mrs. J. +. Gltert Of Diamond Hill
attended service NJ Smyrna church yesterday.
Mr.. T. J. BaRkin OF MofYattsville came down
yesterday and remained among Us Ill today.
Col. Luther Martin OF Middleton came over
saturday inc Ia among friends.
Mrs. Jennie Heard OF Middleton reached
here Saturday evening on o visit 10 her broth.
or Mr.. J. Frank Harper.
Yesterday morning there was considerable
frost 10 places 10 this community, but a. 70
damage done BY II cannot at this early date
DO determined.
DR.. I. o. Kirkpatrick having finished his
term In the Medical College In Atlanta, came
home yesterday, will remain o few days and
then go To Baltimore aud spend sometime In
the college In that place.
Messrs Joe and w. Sherrard OF Moffattsville
down yesterday and apen. the day With
their brother.in-law DR.. ]. ID. Wilson.
Troupe.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

have had their reward ignominy in
their own day, apothesis In OUTS.
They were stoned, they We're sawn
asunder, were tempted, were slain with
the sword; they wandered about In
sheep skins and goat skins, being des-
titnte, afflicted, tormented." Thus
writes the great apostle Of an elect com.
pany s.of whom the world was not
worthy he himself soon to be ENROLL
ed with the number Of those who, hav-
ing fought the good fight and kept the
faith, had passed through martyrdom
to their reward.
Socrates. for contemning the false
gods Of lis time, drank the deadly
hemlock. Luther. denounced by the
popular voice as an antichrist, did not
have q smooth, flowing pathway
through this world. Dante wrote his
divine drama amid the woes Of exile.
The great truth discovered by Calico
was In his own day deemed heresy
worthy Of death. S~avanarola. Calvin,
Knox and Wesley were popular only
with what the world called a dissent
ing rabble. Within the memory Of q
generation still living the name OF
aboli,ionist was q stigma, while slav-
cry, In the popular regard, was Q d.
vine institution.
The age Of martyrdom for opinions
sake is over; the tyranny that now
awes and subjects men Is not that Of
church or State; It IL tyranny Of estab-
Iished usage and custom. There are
vet many popular idols, and woe to the
iconoclast who would break or desc
crate them!
Great questions yet confront the
world. Great moral and intellectual
battles are yet to be fought and won.
Never was there nor need Of charac-
ter. courage and principle than now.
Yet let him who attempts that unpop-
ular role Of reformer be ure Of his call
ing and OF the sincerity Of his motives;
sure that be Is opposing real evils, and
not running Q senseless tilt against
windmills. Let him begin his work
with a reform Of self. Conventional
usage Is not o thing to be despised.
Worldly applause and popularity are
pleasant things. But they are not the
things most worth striving for, not the
measure OF the noblest lives.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
Little Things.

A Rood.by kias ID q little thug.
With our hand on the door 70 20,
But II takes the venom out OF The sting
OFFS thoughtleas word or n cruel ding
That you made an hour ago.
A kiss Of greeting Ia sweet and rare
Amer the toll Of tie day,
And Il soothes the burrows ploved by care,
The lines on the forehead you once called
fair.
In the years hat have nown away.
It's . little thing q aay. "You are kind
I o ' you, my dear." each night
Bu Il sends o thrill through the heart. ]
find
For love In tender. N love 10 blind
As We climb LIES rugged height.
We starve each other for loves cnreas
We take. but we do not give;
. It seems % easy some SOU 70 bless,
Bn We dolo the !ove grudgingiy, less and
less,
TIL 'tis bitter and hard TO live.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

You can buy Q Gee Haw collar from H.. N
Tate d Co, for SOC.
Il looks Ike easy times when Tate viii soil
you l4lbs good green coffee for loo
Tate wants your business and will sell you
goods % a. 10 got IL II You will give them o
"
lbs good Soda for 80 ai II. n. Tate 4 Co.
We have q full line Of beautiful spring and
summer dress goods.
A O will convince you that the prices are
lower here o elsewhere.
Anybody can 20 socks whom they can
buy theU. from Tate Q pairs for Is centA.
fou can AFFORD 70 wear clean clothes u you
buy youf soap nom Tate. Q cakes Ootagon
for Is cent?. II cakes Ark for 25 cents.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

For colds and iasrippe. take Milford's cold
and iagrtpps tablets. Tor sale by g. A. Milford.
Pnone 107.
0ss Won q deck Of finch cards. Everybody
n playing dinoh. You can get them NJ
speeds Drug store.
yheo IN mad of One perfumery. call and
Ls,s N opY line. You Will be convinced We
- ihor proper. MilioFd's DRUG Store.
A lsxs bill OF choice stationery expected
this week. Cn and 80 these goodas +.
speed. ~
Tue bsst evidence Of the merit OF tne Cinco
SsfsaIsr Vants % all t. We sell rom three
IA dvo thoueanA svery month. r. b. Speed.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

The brsvest battle tina ever was fought!
Shall I tell you where n when
On the maps OF the world you Will n
not;
Twas fought BY the mothers OF men.
Nay, not with cannon. or battle shot,
With aword, or nobler pen;
Nay. not with eloQuept word or thou ght.
From mouths OF wonderful men
But deep 10 O walled.up woman's heart
A woman hat would not yield.
But bravely, allently bore her part
10! there IL that battlefield.
No niarshaling troops. no bivouac song,
No banner TO CLEAN q wave;
oh! these battles they last so long
From babyhood 10 tho grave.
Yet, faithful still a. q bridge OF stars,
Che lights In her walled.up town
Fights on and on in the endiees wan,
Then silent, unseen-goes down.
o ye with hammer and battle shot,
And soldiers TO shout and praise.
! tell you the klngliest victories fought
Were fought 10 these silent ways.
O, spotlesa woman IN q world OF shame,
With splendid and ailent scorn,
Go back 70 God a. white a. you came,
The kingliest warrior born!
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
Dramatic Caoh.

The Chester Dramatic Club has kindly con.
sented To give their popular comedy, "Jane,"
18th instant. All OF the proceeds. except ex.
penses, will be given 10 the Confederate mop-
ument OF Abbevilie County. This Is q most
Interesting play that has been endered In
Chester BY her p~ubliespirited young people.
among whom 10 MH. Watson, 30 pleasantly
remembered here a. ~ iss Jsnnie Corrie. Let
Us all turn out n give our gen rou Cheater
at nine o'clock.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

nssA CoBn-You can nnd the Golden
usul white Dsnt, SnovAaks and Ssowells.
EvafBfseo ~ 0isnn'a
Deen 0sea-Nov 10 The time 20 plant.
You Vili 6nd al eeeds as Glenn's fresh and
pare. Valentine, Wax. 0resnpod, Ky. Won.
der. tie great pole hsan, also pole and dwarf
Psasl nsllss-0eed 10 cut green ioe your
ooW. Bed as 0leun'G
aahsekon EooA-Mixse Grain and crushed
eosn Cor young chicks. fpd 10 a. 0lenn's.
0loan can furplsh you Wilson planters,
half ast~ shipment sold. Better bay now.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
New Eelephoae.

We understand our Home Company hsrs
Comcany which viii give % connection with
TN vhoJs country. The Local Company viii
Hnetallfo oircait all the lines and pot In 30
Del Loag DistaAoe Telephone In placesof The
eous9e 20 raiasd soma bot 10 undefsta1d
Shns thay VIII be lower than any Of our
1elghhoes having The same uptodase sesv.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
Fine Candy ~ speeds.

r. b. Speed has Just received q fresh supply
Of Easter C~oufectionxry. Don't let the happy
Easter tide pass unless you make your best
girl happy By sending her . box.
Don't forget that =. d. Speed has Q most de-
liclous supply OF the very best candy.
Did you ever see Q pretty girl that did not
like candy? Why no. Well. Speed can sup.
ply you with the best
p. Is. Speed has anything you In the
line Of drugs, stationery perfumery toilet
articles and confectionery. His prices will
suit the size Of your pocket o
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

Ns9 Millinery sssry week. ~ Haddon'a
msissials juss in ii Eisddoas.
MsreeftBsd cotton lAbriques ior shirt waist'
g Ha6d0a's.
Assorted esss. new patterns 70 arrive this
week O. Hs1don'e.
Ladies slippers, Ill the latest styles. with
Freneb Cuban heels, st HAddon'G
Hiik md Lea appiiquo.
New patterns on sale this week 1t Had.
don'a
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
Cougraaulasrs the Editor.
fNevberry Herald and Sevs,J

Editor Hugh Wilson last week completed
the iith year OF his connection With the Alb.
beyille fress and Banner. Editor Wilson has
made the Press and Banner one OF the bright.
rst sl,eets ip the state, and after nearly y half
century devoted To journalism. Yields the
aam0 fluent pen which characterized his
youth. We congratulate the Press and Ban
ner and Its editor.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
pe..s niss 1his.

o. next wednesday night under the 40.
spse8a 90 the DAu0hters OF chs Confcderscy.
sJRn9s Win 30 peeSensed here.
In9 ens1a Of oharHctefs 10 composed Of the
vusy tGss talent N Chester and Gomez up To
many a. The abou1 an the road.
Mfu. Fob Roy Watson nee Miss Jennie
cogySo, Who % % well and favnrably known
hefe. Eill play ths leading role, and that y
s1neteet 70 draw . largo audience. Ad.
miasinn, q. - and 5ocas,
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
Try L.

A hirs vas thrown q By eof the speak.
CD q ths 4ooa Roads Ccovention on Mon.
day vhioh oar CITY fathers might consider
ana g b this pss eand ana gravel On some
aooliooa a atreets - a. experiment Instead
Is tne coetly MacAdam. A good, permanent
ssnG md 0nvel roadway stx inches deep
srs1a end q mid 20 DO - good. Give II .
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

WAxfrp-A mar % ssil sewing machines.
sinrS on.-With good chances for promotion.
ExpeF1suce not :necesssSy. Call on or ad.
dr.. The Singer MY. Co.,
Greenwood, g. G.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

E6ator Pres and Banssr:-Pieass publish
throagh The coiumps OF jour paper that the
b held g Rocky River Baptist church noar
lsa. On Saturday and Sunday. April 2esh and
mn. All singeEs invited % como and bring
sha1r bOoSs. Reepectfully,
49, y. w. Burriss.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

This excellent troupe will render one OF IL
mort exosiIsnt comedIss In the City Opcra
Houee, Monday. April ~. This troupe comcs
hl9hly Focommonded by eot Press and peoe
psa and every ons should witness Il April
.. Popular prices will be charged, q every
one = guaranteed O good time
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

Hoys IKE the styis-mothers like the man
and makins q fathers Ike the price Of the
~. Jsns Acpkins limo Of childrens clothing
70 b found at Hall 4 Andersons.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
Wednesday, April 8, 1908.
Chfekasaw Creek-BroWnlce's vi tcr

Nj. Newton McAdams waa one Of the good
farmers Who we're 10 town last Monday. He
and the editor OF the Press and Banner used
10 Esh In Chickasaw creek. md on occasion
wsnt swimming In the hole below Brosnlee's
water rsok. That was my years age. We
were boys then.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
..narh e.a Lemy PrIueipIea.-

~1a6h aoa xesuy Priaeiplea."
March 9Th, 1903.
Doas HnRh: Erclosed I send check for the
Press ana Bannse. Thanks for your induI
genea. Keep nspding 70. IL 10 the biggest and
6ssS eoaniy papef In the world. Really ] en-
t16 q Roce tnan my daily. Il 10 . coneoutrs
tton of k1Rh md lofty principles 70 need In
shs hss aae. May 700 and the Press aEd
HAneee live o long ume.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
Ssrnerip

On Q rood. long iiSs 10 what you will nave N
y0u bslece youf nod carefully. Therefore
cGouee Clifton -four 5og yop7 bread and you
win ihases G7sS elnao health food three tlmeg
dag. LT.&T. n. Nilor.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

Connections 1t Greenwood for ala points on Sea-
board Air Line.
For further Information relative 10 tickets, ntes,
ETC., address
W. n. AKCHER, Ticket Agent. Anderson, s. Z.
GEO. I. BRYAN, g. A., 6reenviile, i. Z.
ERNEST WILLIAMS. Gen. tnAs. AgI nv dsta, 90.
T. n. EMERSON. Trsfnc Mans ger.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
Canp Gam

Thsro viii be q meeting Of the members Of
6aSnrdAy the llth inst. st Doualds, 8 o'clock
p. o. An members sre feQueeted 70 DO pres
ent WE. Dunn, Com.
w. b. Acker, Adj.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
Test One Suck

of"Clin on. flour and you will lind II makes
more bread, better bread. and gives better
abstraction than any flour you can buy. l..
I. q T. IL. Miller.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

Toilet sets, manicure sets. vases. leather
Stored
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

Juss resolved 100 gallons Devoes paint. Call
on on Cor any amouat or any color. We are
procured 70 ssll yoo good paint at o low
prtcs. Respectfully.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

sWassasg 90 see Hew Things Como
00s."
Nj. g p. Cromer iR nn eushustestic furni.
turO manufactures who 10 now making . fab
ulous fortune at the 6uslDeeS. His enthusi.
aam Wa inspiring, and when askcd II he
vould AXE stock In q new furnltuIo factory,
replied that ho would prefer 20 wait Q little
and "ses how things como out down here"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

Mole = Daily except Sunday. +CentraI Time
2 Eastern Ttme.
@. W. FULLER, Local Agent
Abbcvills. ). C., Jan. 10. 1908.
L. W. White cells the best ynrd-wIde I'M.
bleachsd sheeling At 5 cts a yard 10 be fnnnd
anywhere.
A i've barrel kerosene oil q for sale cheap
al Speeds Drug Store.
Come and buy your oottolene at II cents per
pound at the Bakery Of counsel!
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
Seaboard Air Line Railway.

Double daily service between New York. Tampa,
Ausnta, New Orleans and points South and West
In Eject January II. 1905.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08
sarasor latiuer.

Geanaoe LAttmee vas In Town saie Day and
maeN Good Roads spsech. Daring his stay
4 to.n = ea!isd o ne Ps:ss and banner o.
timo y the c~onseQnens failure 10 ne bis dis
ti1gnished guees. Mr.. Latimer served hts
oo1ssltu0nts Waii In tina Loose Of Representa-
tfvee,, and bon - senator he will no doubt ax
nDto 10 pBe 71Fther . gseator concessions for
eAe people whom no repreDents.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

You can always get fresh candy from +. u
Speed.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

I. Tho purpose. constitution and bylaws {
the Ab6eviiie Coonty Good Roads Assoc
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-04-08

u6JECT U THE AS6OCIATION.
4 The object had In view shall DO the i'm.
provement Of the public highways Of the
County.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1903-01-01

Two million Americans suffer the tor
turing pangs of dyspepsia. Burdock Blood
Bitters cures. At any drug store.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1903-01-01
Reflections of a Bachelor.

The first fall hurts, the others harden.
After thirty a virgin is civil even to
boys.
When girl marries her mans trouble
begins.
Woman is the weaker vessel filled
with tears.
Women's rights begin where mems
wrongs leave Off.
Love me, love my cooking, is the
axiom of bridehood.
Man is wild animal and woman a
wild animal tanner.
There is no Insurance that anybody
can take out ON innocence.
Women have so much heart that they
don't need any conscience.
Women marry for mushrooms on
toast and compromise on potpie.
The way to lose a friend is to have
him get rich while you stay poor.
Man stokes the furnace by day and
the devil puts it out in the night.
Finaneiering is keeping people from
finding out what you haven't got.
A tiny child's hand may lead strong
man where no brute force can drive or
drag him.
A great many more men wonld want
to go to church if there was law
against it.
Coal bills piled on ton of Christmas
bills get man into good condition for
observing Lent.
A good many great men take good
care to show their greatness by stand
ing always among little men.
If a man will only let doctors fool
with him long enough he can go on
being sick for the rest of his life.
1t is a brave man who would get out
of bed with the mercury below zero to
see if there were burglars down stairs.
The best way for woman to make
her husband not afraid of some other
woman is for her TO make him afraid of
her.
When a woman makes up her mind
to marry man the way she begins to
catch him, and does catch him, is to
make him understand she would not
marry him for anything under the sun.
There are three times in a mans
life when he is thoroughly frightened:
When he gets married, when his wife
has her first baby and when he resolves
to ask his mother-in-law to go home.
New York Press.