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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-15

A man could talk almost as we'll as a
woman if he had time to practice.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-15

It Is usually the silly woman who
makes fool of a man.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-15

Towels and eggs can never be toe
fresh.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-15

Patriotism always stands in with
government
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-15
Truth Comes Out.

Are sou blind by nature?" aske'
the charitably inclined citizen.
No. str" candfdly replied the beg
gar: I'm blind by profession.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-15

It comes 70 natural to . woman to
Go it that she can even brag her hug
hands bald head into her esteem.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-15
A Great Haul.

A Great Haul.
Young Briefly had only been ad.
mitted to the bar a week. when he
made fortune. He was caught in a
railroad wreck in which forty people
were injured"
And he was one of those who got
damages?"
He was all of them. He got all the
victims to retain him."
Poor Boy!
tYour new brother is the eleventh
child in the family, is he not?" sskeS
the caller.
Yes, ma'am,'' said the little girl.
Have you named him yet?"
Il think we're going to name him
Jerusalem. That's what papa called
him when he was born"
The Sisteriy Point of View.
rs this very clever Anna Smart
leigh a popular girl?"
mo, indeed Everybody hates her
except the teachers and the boys"
Truth, ror,e< 0rr<
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-15

Some men are proud of their mis-
deeds and ashamed of their virtues.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-08-15

do you love me, Arthur"
"Wny, my dear, haven't / just told
you so?"
ablei''
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
Personal Mention.

Ex-Congressman Thomas j. Clunie
died at his home in San Francisco OF
acute kidney trouble.
L. M. Fay, president of the Democrat
Printing company and Of the Wiscon-
sin Life Insurance company, died sud-
denly at Madison, Wis, of heart dis
ease.
David L. Vanderheyden, seventy
three years of age, who claimed to
have been a personal friend of Roscoe
Conkling, died at the town farm at
Stamford, Conn, of heart disease.
John Tyrrell, the last of the two
original partners in Chicago's oldest
crockery store, which was established
In 1888 by Arthur G.. Burley, who
traded porcelain bowls and plates with
the Indians, died at his home in Kenil-
worth.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
Notes From Abroad.

Dan Godfrey, the famous bandmaster
of the Grenadier Guards, is dead.
The hotels in London are crowded.
A majority of the visitors are Ameri-
can and French.
In the French assembly, Waldeck-
Rousseau, former prime minister,
anti-clerical policy.
Two stonemasons will serve fifteen
months in Jail at Paris for breaking a
plaster bust of William l.
A train was blown from the track
and overturned at Nejerilla river,
hear Madrid, and 100 persons injured.
A severe earthquake is reported to
have occurred at Enzolli, province Of
Gillian, Persia. No details have been
received.
The Paris police raided the apart
ments Of P~armeggiani, the anarchist,
and seized stolen art treasures to the
value of 100000
Gen. Torres has captured the Yaqui
band which recently attacked the Ala
mo stage coach. Nine Indians and
three soldiers were killed in the Skin
mish.
At the unwilling Of the monument to
the Arklow rebels of 1898 at Arklow,
Ireland, a band Of street preachers
narrowly escaped death at the hands
of a mob.
The Humberts, %swindlers, are enjoy
ing themselves in prison at Paris with
painting, gymnastics and romancing,
while Nine. Humbert enjoys reclining
on a sofa.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
Resume Of the neWS.
Washington Notes.

The p~ostoffice department has al
lowed the Chicago ~postofice seventy
five additional clerks.
Postmaster General Payne has is.
sued an order abolishing the position
of physician in postoftices at the close
of business on June 80, 1903.
John Barrett, commissions geneal OF
the st. Louis exposition to Asia and
Australasia, has been appointed United
States minister to Argentina, vice w.
P. Lord.
Governor Taft has issued a warning
he says that 1t is not likely that it
will be the dupes and victims who will
receive the severest punishment.
Special Agent Henderson, reports
public lands enclosed by grazers in
Northwestern Kansas, but says it is
claimed there are sufficient gaps in
the fences to relieve the cattlemen
from the charge of encroachment.
Secretary Shaw has issued a notice
that after July 81, 1903, no bonds will
De ltluIluSu Vi lSIClNCu Iol ASluidilS
by the treasury department under the
terms of Department Circular No. "a,
of dale of March 26, 1903.
DR.. Wiley's class Of young men, who
have been given various preservative
chemicals to try their effects upon the
human system, was discharged for
their summer vacation. The results
of the experiment will be made known
later.
immigration Inspector Braun has
forwarded from Littal, Austria, a copy
of a letter received there from a man
in Chicago trying to make secret ar
rangements for importing Croatians to
work on steam and electric roads in
the Northwest.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
Casualties.

The creosote works Of the Louis
vile & Nashville railroad at Mobile
were destroyed by fire. Loss, $3.50, 900.
The paint shop of the Brooks Oil
company at Cleveland, Ohio, was de-
stroyed by fire. Loss, $4,000; fully
insured.
Fire at Decatur, Ind, destroyed
Bern, Better & Co.'s department
store. The stock was valued at $780,
600 and the building at $4,000.
George Mitchell, a timer, and L j.
Simmons, a carpenter, were drowned
In the Kansas river at Kansas City as
the result Of the capsizing of a ferry
skiff.
San Xavier hotel at Tucson, Ariz.,
owned by the Southern Pacific Rail-
road company, was destroyed by fire.
The guests escaped. The loss is $780,
600.
AS a result Of a head-on freight col
lision n man was killed, three fatal
~ and W seriously injured. The col.
lision occurred at Maynard, Ohio, on
the Baltimore & Ohio railroad.
The village Of W~hitehouse, Ohio,
was nearly wiped out of existence by
fire. A total of fifteen dwellings and
stores were burned, involving a loss
OF $4,000, with about $3.50 0 insur-
ance.
The explosion of a portable tank Of
gasoline caused the death of Archibald
Call of Buffalo, a macbinist, and the
destruction of the large central round
house at Lyons, N. Y. The loss is
; about $4,000.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
SHAMROCK III. VERY SWIFT.
Defeats Shamrock |. in Manner Which
OeliuhtS Linton.

New York, July 8. - Shamrock TIT
covered a thirty-mile course off Sandy
HOOK yesterday 6 minutes and 10 sec
onds faster than Shamrock |. 1t was q
O reach of fifteen miles to the
outer mark and a long leg close-hauled
back to the finish line. Reaching and
running are Shamrock Is best points
OF sailing. Sir Thomas Upton and
Designer Fife were satiffed with the
new boats showing in reaching, hut
they were delighted with the splendid
fashion in which she beat the old boat
IN a nVe-mlle thresh to windward after
the finish of the a
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
WOMAN WAS STRANGLED
DENVER People Fear 1t Means Revival
OF Mysterious Murders.

Denver, Colo, July S-Mabel Brown
aged twenty, was found dead in her
mouse. Her hands were bound, and
there were evidences that she had
oeen strangled. There is no clue to
the murderer. The case recalls the
series or murders by STANDARDIZATION
that o o place in this neighborhood
some years ago.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

M. Jules Huret says the things that
impressed him most in America were
the steel. works at Pittsburg, and
the American chorus girl. Huret for
Jules-but why mention the steel
works at all?
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

An esteemed Philadelphia contem-
porary is discussing learnedly the
reasons why popcorn pops. This is
something to which Gov. Pennypacker,
as a reasonable man, cannot possibly
take exception.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

: President Schwab has bought new
uniforms for the village band, prob.
ably with the understanding that there
shall be no footing within hearing
distance of his residence.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

It Is not exactly lattering to the
vanity Of man to notice that the June
bride is generally rated the most i'm.
portant member Of the combination
and that the bridegroom is dragged in
only as a sort Of necessary evil.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

Francis Joseph Keeps Them .otiops
Vienna, July 4.-As the oep .Sa pro|
have been unable to agree on tr,s, FED d
portions to be respectively coh - thei1
by Austria and Hungard iowa ranseI
Joint expenditure the preseno
ment will continue until lso'
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

The latest news from Colombia is to
the effect that il necessary a new re-
public will be formed to ratify the
Panama canal treaty. This would be
q mere pastime down there.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

A chorus girl has refused to either
be married or adopted by a man who
has a fortune of SO, 900 900. OF course
she is beautiful and cultured and ex-
poets to star.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

The story that a Los Angeles news
paper mans house has been entered
and robbed Of "a number of valuables"
looks like a sarcastic dig at the pro-
fession.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

That Illinois woman who made a
her husband after the coffin had been
lowered was determined to have the
last word with him. t y
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

It is all right for King Peter to en-
Joy his new honors, but the way in
which he secured them Is causing
some Of the other crowned heads to do
q lot of thinking.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

Millions Added to the Assess q
Cleveland, July 4.-Mayor ' Ions t|
fight to compel large aooneued|
pay additional taxes was All
when County Auditor Wr.sn 1a7 2ol
nounced that he had added ;ors.
to FIVE public service corpora'
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

Since the advent of the scorching
auto, the machines might be numbered
with big figures, that he who's run
down may read.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

A New Jersey man has found a $400
pearl in an oyster. Still, it will not
be advisable for any man who has a
good. steady Job at something else to
give 1t up for the purpose Of hunting
pearls.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

A good many people will sympathize
with the man who put a bullet into
q practical joker. There may be
some world where practical jokers
one.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
0ivan Full Rank.

Berlin, July 4. - the sehn inst
North German Gazette announces dss.
Baron Won Sternberg has peeI Ger
notely appointed ambassador
many at Washington.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
WAR IN THE FAR EAST,
Outbreak Of HostiIities Seems lnev
table,

London, July 8.-According to the
Tien-tsin correspondent Of the Stand
ard the opinion prevails in Russian
circles there that the outbreak of hos
tilities in the far East is inevitable.
1t is reported that the Japanese are
modifying their forces. 1t is thought
at Tien-tsin that in the event of a war
with Russia everything would favor
the Japanese, who certainly are in a
better state of preparation.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

Whether or not a college education
units a young mar for business, it IS
sure that business units a young man
for q college education.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

Gov. P~ennypacker has discontinued
his subscription to the press clipping
bureaus. The comments were so one
sided that they ceased to be interest
ing.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

Some bachelor scientist will soon
be working day and night to discover
a destroyer of the June wedding mi
crobe.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
Crimes and Criminals.

"a lS"dlu VI 9D,1UD Is Ohtlti IoA Ni-S
capture of Logan, the jail-breaking
Montana robber.
Franz Pranda. a Hungarian student,
twenty years old, committed suicide
at his lodgings on Fourth avenue. New
York. by inhaling gas.
Heart broken by the deaths. of wife
and children, bankrupt in pocket and
in hope, Theodore WaIkopf put a bull
let through his brain in New YORK.
Andrew Brown, sentenced to Jail
for four years by a New York judge,
had two years added to his sentence
for saying he hoped the Judge would
drop dead,
George E. Lorenz and wife, under in.
dictnent for completely in the postal
scandal, were released at Toledo I'M
$4,000 for the woman
William Baer. who is said TO nave
planned the robbery of the Me!rose
hotel, Los Angeles, Cal, in which
gems valued at SIS 900 were stolen. is
under arrest in Chicago.
Mrs. Anna Oppenheimer was arrest
ed at Cincinnati, charged with poison
ing her child at the Deaconess hospital
two weeks ago. Mrs. Oppenheimer
came from Russellville, KY.
Guy Lloyd Hunt and Floyd E. Rich,
Harvard students, are under arrest on
the charge of breaking into the Har-
ward Cooperative society's store and
stealing a large amount of goods.
Where was Moses when the light
went out?" exclaimed John Hawker as
the gas was shut off in the Moccasin
church at Springfield, III. And then
ONE unknown person stabbed him to
death.
Mcqueen and Grossman, the IN
archists of Paterson, who have been
out on bail, have doubtless fed, and
their bond of SO 5000 is forfeited. If
caught they go to state prison for five
years.
Miss Nellie Moore of indianapolis,
eighteen years old, daughter of re-
spected parents, is the victim Of a
mock marriage. Her pseudo husband
is a street a employe and a warrant
is out for his arrest.
Harold G. Reed, or Mills, to escape
whom Miss Laura Stickler several
weeks ago is said to have jumped from
a hotel window in Chicago, was dis
charged for want of prosecution, Miss
Stickler failing to appear.
Miss Marie Ware, former United
States land commissioner at Eugene,
and Horace G. Mckinley, a timber
land operator, are on trial at Portland,
Or, for conspiracy to defraud the
United States out Of public lands.
The woman in black who deliber-
ately stepped in front Of a Harlem ex-
press train and met a horrible death
at White Plains, N. Z, has been iden-
titled as Mrs. Mary Agnes Hall Potter,
an heiress to a large estate and a d.
vorcee.
In accordance with the warning Of
the supreme court last February that
Jail sentences would be imposed upon
all persons convicted at future terms
of violation of the liquor law, the
druggists of Bangor, Me-, have an
nounced that they will be unable on
and after July l to furnish their Gus
toners with any liquor, even upon ply
sicians' prescriptions. Many Of the
saloonkeepers will go out Of business.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

The automobile may never take the
place Of the Indian club OF the cinder
track. but 1t certainly furnishes excel
lent exercise to those who have to
cross the streets several times a day.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10
Otherwise.

New Jersey has begun suit for pos.
session of Ellis Island.
Tommy Ryan knocked out Jack
Willie in the fourth round at Butte.
Mont.
Joe Cook, an actor, died at Denver
from the effects Of a hemorrhage OF
the lungs.
Gen. Murray has issued orders in
tended to make more absolute the
powers of the military at Jackson,
Ky.
Young Corbett Of Denver, champion
feather-weight of the world, won the
decision over Jimmy Briggs Of Boston
in their ten-round bout at Boston.
Capt. Allen w. Pierce. who served
as acting ensign under Admiral Farra-
gut during the Civil war, Is dead at
Rockhill Center, L. l., aged seventy
eight.
President Stryker of Hamilton col
lege. Utica, n. Y, announces that
among the recent donations to the col
lege was 800, 900 from Andrew Car.
negie.
David Vanderheylen, seyenty-three
years old, who claimed to have been a
personal friend of Roscoe Conkling,
died in the poorhouse at Stamford,
Conn. He was once wealthy.
The executors and trustees of the
estate of Former Judge Henry Hilton
Of New York report that it amounts.
all told, to $6,249,509. Its value was
computed originally at $4,000, 900.
The Rev. Nathan G. Parke, aged
eighty-three, one of the oldest Presby-
terrain clergymen in Pennsylvania, is
dead at Glen Summit, Pa. He had
been pastor of the First Presbyterian
church in Pittson since 1865.
Samuel Thomson Williams Of Gilt
ton, Staten island, is dead, aged sew
e%nty-three. He was appointed consul
at Hamburg, Germany, by President
Johnson, and under President Garfield
was for a time charge d'affaires in
Brazil.
The famous Hillman insurance case
was taken from the docket OF the
United States circuit court at Leav-
enworth, Kan, by order of Judge
Hook on a stipulation that each side
should take care of it's own costs In the
litigation. The case has been on the
docket for more than twenty-four
years.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

The mariner who tempted the ter
rors Of the deep in a dory and turned
back because he had rheumatism
should thank fortune for his creaking
joints.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

Buttermilk il accused OF making a
man drank in Boston. No wonder the
good DR.. Holmes did not dare to be as
funny Al he could in the old town.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

II there Is any one time q woman
longs to be pretty, it is when she
knows she will meet some Of her hus-
bands previous girls.-Atchison Globe.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

Austria now has the fastest battle
ship atioat. This country continues,
however, to have the largest number
that are fast aground.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

The man who is so thoughtful as to
avoid making a fool of himself about
a m will find the job taken off
his hands by her.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

The international yachting cup is
worth only $500, but it is the hardest
bunch of money Sir Thomas ever
worked for.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

A work has appeared entitled
advice to Plain Girls" AS yet there
Is no great rush for it at the book
counters.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

King Peter won't mind the turbu-
lence of his new kingdom. He has
been married.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

Hall Game is only fifty years old.
Think of the novels he can still per-
petrate--and probably will!
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

One result of the Mississippi food OF
1903 is that the famous high-water
mark of 1874 is now a back number.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-07-10

Corbett is wise in thrashing Jeffries
80 thoroughly before the day Of bat
tie.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-03-25
auILLIAN LECTURES RESUMED.
Series to Be Delivered Mt Oxford
During April.

Emory College, oxford. Ga. March
24.-The announcement was made by
President Dickey of Emory College on
Saturday that a series of Quillian lee
lures. which have been eagerly look
ed forward to both by the student
body Of the college and the citizens
Of Newton and contiguous counties.
would commence on April 20 (Monday)
and continue on through the following
Sunday.
This course of lectures was founded
several years ago by Rev. w. F. Quill
liam. Owing to a lack of funds the
lectures were discontinued for two
firing efforts of DR.. Dickey that suffi-
cient means was secured to have them
resumed. There will be four lectures.
delivered by Bishop L. r. Hendrix of
Kansas City. Mo. Arrangements have
been perfected by President Dickey
whereby the services of a number of
eminent divines will be engaged to sup
plement the lectures of Bishop Hen
dirk with talks on important subjects.
DR.. Isaac S. Hopkins of Athens, A
former president of Emory College, will
deliver an address on The Optimism
of Culture" Rev. w. w. Pinson. D. D..
of Columbus will lecture on wicked
ness in Knee Pants and Rev. H. NJ.
Hamill D. D., of Nashville, Tenn. will
conclude the series with a lecture on
THE Sunday school and the Church"
The Savannah morning news., 1903-03-25
j. t. GRIFFIN AssAssINATED.
Shot to Death in His Home by Tn.
known Persons.

enot TO Death In His Home by I'm
known Persons.
Eatonton. Ca, March 24-Early last
night while quietly sitting in his
home with his family, John T. Griffin,
planter living about four miles south
of this place. was murdered by an un-
known person. The contents Of both
barrels of a shotgun were fired into
his body through an open window The
first load took effect in the face and
chest of Griffin. Springing involuntarily
from his seat with his back towards
the assassin, the second load was fired
into his back. He died almost in
stantly. The wife. frightened almost
out of her wits, rushed from the house
and began to scream for help. The
hend caught her and threatened to kill
her If she made any noise. Wrenching
herself from his grasp, she ran to
nearby family of negroes and by their
help the neighborhood was aroused
and search for the murderer instituted
but, so far. no clue as to his identity or
wherea bouts has been discovered. Eff
forts will be made to obtain some def
mite clue that will lead to the. discovery
or the assassin. Should he be caught
while the community is so wrought up
over the horrible affair no doubt. the
county will be spared the cost of a
regular trial by jury
The Savannah morning news., 1903-03-25
SPECIAL NOTICES.
SPECIAL NOTICE.

The following ordinance passed May
81, 1893, is published for information.
w. P. BAILEY,
Clerk of Council
AN ORDINANCE
To make it unlawful to throw waste,
paper, rubbish, trash or litter of any
character in the streets, lanes, squares
or thoroughfares of the city of Sa-
Vannah.
Section l. BE it ordained by the
Mayor and Aldermen of the city of Sa-
Vannah, in Council assembled, That
it shall not be lawful for any person to
throw or cast any waste paper, rub
Dish, trash or litter of any character
in the streets. lanes, squares or thor
oughfares of the city of Savannah, and
any person violating this ordinance
shall. upon conviction before the Police
Court of the City of Savannah, be fined
in sum not to exceed ten Q0) dollars
and imprisoned not to exceed five (5)
days, either or both in the discretion
of the court.
Sec. 2. Be it further ordained. That
all ordinances and parts of ordinances
in conflict with this ordinance are
hereby repealed.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-03-25
YOU DON'T NEED

to be sharp to get all that is coming
TO you from the Mutual Benefit Com
pany. The man who knows nothing
about life insurance gets as much
from this company as the man who
knows all about all kinds of companies
and policies. Mutual Benefit Life In
surance Co. of Newark, N. ].
w. T. HOPKINS, Agent,
IS Bryan street, east. Both phones 219.
Chas. Inglesby, Manager.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-03-25
PROPOSALS FOR SUPPLIES.

Office Director of Public Works,
Savannah, Ga, March "a, 1908.
Sealed proposals will be received at
this Office until Tuesday. March 31st.
1908, at IL O'clock noon, city time, by
the Streets and Lanes Committee. to
furnish the city with supplies until
April 30th, 1903.
All proposals must he made on official
forms, which can be secured at this
office on or after this date.
Envelopes to be marked Proposals
for Supplies" The city reserves the
right to reject any or all bids.
Bids TO be opened in presence of
bidder. GEO. NJ. GADSDEN,
Director of Public Works.