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The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
U. S. SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA
Recommends Pe-ru.na
For Dyspepsia and Stomach Trouble.
Catarrh Of the Stomach is Generally
Called Dyspepsia Something
tOProduce Artificial Diges.
ton is Generally Taken.
Hence, Pepsin, Pancreatin and a Host
Of Other Digestive Remedies
Has Been Invented.
These Remedies Do Not Reach the
Seat Of the Difficulty, Which
is Really Catarrh.

TX. U. S. Senator M. c. Butler from
South Carolina, was Senator from
- that state for two terms. In a re-
cent letter to The Peruna Medicine Co.,
from Washington, D. c., says:
"fcan recommend Peruna for dys.
pepsia and stomach trouble. Ihaye
been using your medicine for a short
period and I feel very much relieved.
it's indeed a wonderful medicine be-
sides a good tonic. I'm. c. Butler
The only rational way to cure dyspepsia
is to remove the catarrh. Peruna cures
catarrh. Peruna does not produce artificial
digestion. 1t cures catarrh and leaves tha
stomach to perform digestion in natural
way. This is vastly better and safer than
resorting to artificial methods.
Peruna has cured more cases Of dys-
pepsja than all other remedies combined,
simply because it cures catarrh wherever
located. If catarrh is located in the head,
Peruna cures it. II catarrh has fastened
itself in the throat or bronchial tubes.
Peruna cures 1t. When catarrh becomes
settled in the stomach, Peruna cures 1t, as
well in this location as in any other.
Peruna is not simply remedy for dys-
pepsia. Peruna is catarrh remedy.
Peruna cures dyspepsia because it ispen-
orally dependent upon catarrh.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
She Didn't Care.

Maplehill, Ia, Aug. 1Oth.--"I felt as
though | didn't care whether lived
or died, | was so miserable all the
time"
In these words does Miss Nellie Bar
foot of this place describe her condi
ton. Every woman who Is, or has
been sick and suffering will under
stand and appreciate just how Miss
Barfoot felt, and there are no doubt
many thousands of similar cases.
1t is truly an awful thing when 0
woman gets SO low that she can say
II don't care whether live or die.
But Miss Barfoot tells different
story to-day, and her words should
guide every suffering woman to the
path of health and happiness.
Il used Dodd's Kidney Pills, and
am cured. feel like a new person
and would say to every woman sui
fering as did, give Dodd's Kidney
Pills a trial and you will not be disap
pointed. They are worthy of the high.
est praise"
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
That Note Isn't New,

The information that "a certain
musical note raised to great number
Of vibrations per second will result in
the sudden and complete paralysis Of
the mosquito" comes from Stamford,
Conn. 1t is tantalizingly indefinite,
but perhaps the Stamford dlscoyerer
is waiting to have the note copy
rigMed before giving it to the world.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
Chicken Serum.

In view of the fact that chickens do
not suffer from tuberculosis, Dr.. Vi
guier de Maillane Of France tried to
cultivate the bacillus Of consumption
in the serum of fowls blood, and com
pletely failed. He is now experiment.
ing with encouraging results in the
use Of chicken serum as an antitoxin
for consumption.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13

The last person who suffered at the
stake in England was Bartholomew
Logatt, who was burned at Smithfeld
in 1911, as a blashphemous hereto,
according to the sentence pronounced
by John King, bishop Of London. The
bishop consigned him to the secular
Of King James, who took care to give
the sentence full effect.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13

Mrs, P, Ccnlln, 81 Green
field Avenue, Carbonate,
Pa, says. VI suffered with
backache, and, despite the
use Of medicines, | could not
get rid Of 1t. l,oas compelled
TO use q crlltCh for eight
months, and q part Of the
time was unable to walk at
all. l fairly screamed IL |
attempted to lift my feet
from the floor, and, finally,
l lost control Of my limbs
through weakness, as | could
neither bend nor straighten
up to my full height, and IL
evera woman was in q serious
condition, | was. My hus'
band went to Kelly's drug
store and brought home a
box Of Doan's Pills, | felt
easier In a few days, and,
continuing the treatment, |
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
Average Families.

The best calculation that can be
made shows that the average number
Of children to the white native family
a century ago in the United States was
more than six; in 1880 it had fallen
to less than five; in 1860, to less than
four; in 1872, to less than three; in
1900, among the upper classes" in
Boston, to less than two.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
ONE OF THE LARGEST lRRIGATlNG CANALS
IN THE WORLD.
A Project OF the State Of Idaho.


On the west side Of the Snake river
in Idaho, between Blackfootand Amerl-
can Falls, there is being constructed by
the American Falls Canal & Power com
pany, under q contract with the state Of
Idaho, an irrlgatlng canal IS feet wide
and 60 miles long. When finished, this
canal will be one Of the largest and
most perfect irrlgating systems in the
world. By Its means valley Of 100000
acres Of the most fertile and productive
fruit and farm land In America will be
reclaimed.
The climate Of this valley Is ideal.
Cyclones, hot winds, foods or dcstruc.
tive storms have never been known.
Grain, grass, vegetables and all varie.
ties Of fruit grow in abundance. A
healthful climate, Assure crop, q heavy
yield, high prices and a ready market,
are features Of this country.
Ten Thousand acres Of this rich land
are now ready for irrigation and settle
ment. Purchase tickets to Blackfoot
via Oregon Short Line Railway Co.
For full information concerning land,
waterrights, low prices,apd easy terms,
write, ,
EVANS, CURTIS h SWEET Co.,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13

A French alchemist claims that he
has made gold out Of some cheap ma,
terial, But as he only got half an
ounce Of gold after six months work,
there is not likely to be any rush to
follow his example. Gold making is
not better than boot making unless
one can make enough of it,
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13

TO the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new thing
of everyday use in the market and who
is reasonably satisfied with the old, we
would suggest that q trial Of Defiance
Cold Water Starch be made at onces.
Not alone because IT is guaranteed by
the manufacturers to be be superior to
any other brand, but because each lOc
package contains Is ozs., while all the
other kinds contain but ls ozs. 1t is
safe to say that the lady who once uses
Defiance Starch will use no other.
Quality and quantity must win,
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
The humorist has no kick coming II
the public refuses to take him seriously
Supreme Court sustalns the Foot
Ease Trademark,

Buffalo, N. Y--Juslce Laughlln In Supreme Court
has granted a permanent injunction with costs
against Paul B. Hudson and others Of New York
City, restraining then from making or selling foot
powder which the court declares Is an Imitation and
Infringement on . Foo.Ease" now so largely adver
tised and sod over the country The owner Of the
lie Roy N. Y, and the decision In this suit upholda
his trademark and renders all parties liable who
fraudulently attempt to profit by the extensive
(" Foot. Ease" advertising, in placing on the market
the spurious and similar appearing preparation In.
VOWED in the case This the court declares was
designed In imitation and infringement Of the gem.
Inc "Foot.Ease" Similar suits will DO brought
against others who are now infringing on the Foot
Ease trademark rlgbts
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
Consumption Of Eggs.

Prof Thompson, who is a statistl-
clan of reputation, has discovered that
in the city of New York each family
of five persons consumes on an aver
age four eggs a day. In Chicago, If
1t is accepted that the city has
reached a population of 100000, the
rate of egg consuming is higher, and
every person in the city manages to
consume one whole egg each day in
the year.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13

Wichita, July %, 1903.
! have been troubled with the rheu-
matism in botll my shoulders for years,
and after taking two-thirds of a bottle
Of Crippcn's Compound find that |
am completely cured B. y. DUNN,
District Passenger Agent Frisco Sys-
TEN, for Kansas and Oklahoma.
At your Druggists or by mail pre-
paid. price One Dollar.
THE CI,IPPEN MEDICINE CO.,
aO4-9OS N. Main st. Wichita, Kansas.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
Doesn't lnoplrs Confidence.

An Indiana man lost pocketbook
containing $1,000 and presented the
sleeping car porter who found 1t and
returned 1t a cigar. And now the por-
ter is afraid to smoke the cigar. IT
may be loaded" Cincinnati Enquir.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13

"You must not imagine" she said,
that | would be willing to sit out here
alone with you IL you were not so
big, and strong and able to pick me
up in your arms as II | we're a mere
child-ln case anything happened"
Then because nothing happened she
told her friends that he was dull.
witted and probably had a soul like
a withered lemon.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
HOW'S THlS2

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure,
F.. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known +. J. Cheney
for the last Is years and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and fnanci
ally able to carry out any obligations made by
their firm,
WEST & TRuAX, Wholesale Druggists Toledo,
Ohio; WALDING, KINNAN 4 MARVIN, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio,
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system Testimonials sent Tree. Price 75c per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
10 dattcr sailor give him salt. water
Affy.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13

No chromos or cheap premiums, but
a better quality and one.third more OF
Defiance Starch for the same price OF
other starches
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13

One Of the longest things in the
world is q hotel walters minute.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13

It's easier to get the best Of an ar
yument than it is to prove that you
,re right.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13

If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a
fullstatement of your case and he will be
pleased to give you his valuable advice
gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
u. #, DUNN IMPROVING.

Every balky horse is taught tile
trick by a balky driver.
The Globe-republican., 1903-08-13
COMPELLED TO USEA
CURED MRS. P. CONLIN CARBONDALE, PA.

was soon able to walk, At
the end Of two weeks the
pains in my loins left. When
| had completed the treat
ment, i had not on ache nor
q pain, and | have been in
that condition ever since,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
MASCULINE HANDSHAKE HAS TAKEN
THE PLACE OF THE FEMININE KISS.


m
between really thing the
4 when feminine
slightly be the
mpng
and her collar
didn't kiss ad fgdy
ow then all the and their
the principals aside anxousy What did
she say about your
osculaton Southern and when
the clans church hadn't each other
for the exchange general that the
escaped through
ming away hiding the tall grass back of the edlfce
fashion and really
than other presenting cool and freshly
kiss the lips This commenced with
regard doubt but satisfactory that two cheeks
together there at
greeting.
lady cheek her lips
fashion salute other warmly all
when o or in public place
welcoming friend the manly hand
shake in.
elderly diked masculine and
fitting persisted peckng dutiuy relatives
by the majority of the
diplomatic trouble You it is
Gansborough hat while 1t
is quit a mplem to hand.
kissing at there isn't And is
quite girls solemny others hands
asking
Of other the of the
perpetual be let down the
cares Baltimore News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
i The COntrabandist; .#ssz 5$$:z
OF
THE |;
/ One Life'S Secret! ,ss:s. ,Ss5s :;


tess de Ciairvile had kissed and congrat-
ulated the young girl to her hearts COLI
tent. Everywhere there were smiles; ev-
erywhere there were happy hearts, save
, In one bosom.
The young count had taken his cousin
Helen out upon the terrace; he had told
her he wished to talk with her alone, and
she knew well that which she was to
hear. To Helen, Louis had been wont to
give his confidence; it was pleasant to do
so; and now, that be had SO much to
conhde, he turned to her still.
Helen Montauban listened quietly TO
all, and with an interest scarcely feigned.
Was 1t not the story of ruined hope as
well as of rivals happiness2 Every
word struck deep and keenly; she felt
them but too well; yet she hid her ag-
ony and listened and sympathized and
congratulated till she wondered at her
own self-command. And Louis, in the
honest sincerity Of his own heart, fully
trusted In and gratefully credited those
false, deceitful, gently uttered assur-
ances. Helen Montauban had force Of
will sufficient to make her an admirable
actress.
Lord Egerton was much more gay and
light-hearted than he had seemed for
some time past. For always, despite hinl-
self, uneasy and jealous because of what,
with jaundiced sight, had seemed to him
to be the preference Of Louis for Helen,
he had now experienced a sudden and
most welcome sense of freedom from ap-
prehension that he was relieved of his
former fears. True, Mademoiselle Mon
tauban treated him with no more favor
than formerly; but he did not cease to
hope.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
Knery the Limits.

The late William NJ. Evarts once
discovered E. Delafeld Smith, the
well-known lawyer and corporation
counsel of New York City, singing in
church with all his heart. He whis.
pered to q friend:
"Why, there is Smith singing 4
Want to Be An Angel l know he
wanted to be district attorney, but
didn't know he wanted to be an an
gel"
The remark was repeated to Mr..
Smith, and quick as fash came the
retort:
mo, / have never mentioned the
matter to Evarts, knowing that he had
no influence in that directionF
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
RHODE ISLAND FIsHHAWKs.
They Are Protected by the state at
All Seasons.


The author of a recently published
novel, the scene Of which is laid In
Rhode Island, refers to the fishhawk
as "Rhode Islands bestowed bird"
Perhaps that is true assertion, al
though the succulent turkey comes In
for a fair share of the esteem be-
slowed by this little State on the
feathered tribe while Mrs. McNally's
hen is unquestionably Rhode Islands
most distinguished bird, says the Prov
ldence Journal Not to bubble, how
ever, 1t may as well be admitted that
the fishhawk Is a popular bird IN
Rhode Island and In all likelihood no
other species which flies gets as much
protection at the hand Of his State as
does his majesty. The statute forbid
ding his molestation in or out of the
breeding season is as rlgldly enforced
as that applying to short Holsters.
harrington, Warren and Bristol, the
three townships forming Bristol Coun-
ty, afford favorite haunts for fshhawk
to nest. From the train and street
cars can be seen here and there sup
ported on the limb of a great pine
tree, mass Of sticks, leaves and rub
blsh, which the birds have collected
for a home.
They are as little particular where
they build as to the material which
they combine into their house and the
top Of an electric light pole or the
steeple of a church is as acceptable as
the breeziest tree which ever support
ed bird. Down on Long Island Sound
Ia a flshhawk's nest in the strangest
place of all. Not far from the imag-
mary lines bounding Rhode Island,
Connecticut and New York, there runs
into the sound long reef, which is
marked a mile or so from shore by a
spindle. The end sticking above the
surface of the water for ten or dozen
feet bears a basket-like arrangement,
which has struck a fishhawk as an
ideal place for a summer home and
there it has reared, as 1t has for sew
eral seasons past, a flock Of hungry
Young birds. The wind always blows
around the spindle, but the waves new
er leap high enough to threaten the
nest and for miles at the osprey's front
and back doors stretches the ocean,
teemlng with the fish on which 1t
preys A more desirable location for
such a habitation 1t would be almost
impossible to find No other fishhawk
need apply. however, for the present
occupant holds life lease Of the prem
ises and is fully prepared to defend It
against all comers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03

One of the most valuable historical
relics In the United States is drum
that sounded at the battle of Bunker
Hill and saw service In some of the
greatest encounters in the Revolution.
1t is now the property of the Richard
A. Pierce Post, Grand Army of the Re-
public, of New Bedford, Mass 1t is a
snare drum, of British make, much
larger than the same character Of
drum to-day. 1t was brought over to
this country by young English red
coat. He was killed at Bunker Hill,
and the drum fell into the hands of the
Continentals. Israel Smith, the grand
sire Of Levi Smith, who presented the
drum to the post. was the drummer in
the famous Rhode Island company that
stood the charge at Bunker Hill. La
ter, when the soldiers drew lots over
the drum, young Smith became its
.possessor. Many lusty charge Levi
Smith beat on the drum during the
long struggle that followed. Then, in
1912, young Israel Smith marched
away with the old drum slung over
his shoulder.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
Rock of Ages, cleft for me,
The Great TeIesoopes outdone.

Remarkable results in star photogra
ply with comparatively inexpensive
apparatus have been reported by Pro
fessor Schaeberle. His telescope wal
a parabolic reflector Of short focus, the
mirror being 12 inches in diameter
with a focus CT 20 inches, and expos
ures of five minutes gave star images
that were beyond the reach of the SO
inch Lick telescope and that required
exposures Of two hours with the 80
inch Grossly reflector. Stars fainter
than the seventeenth magnitude were
included.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
New Rock of Ages.

A missionary lately returned from
India expressed the opinion that re-
liglous work was going on very slowly
there on account of the difficulty in
translating the spirit as well as the
text Of the Gospel.
Take an instance" he said. 81
tried to teach my converts the old
hymn:
"'Rock of Ages, cleft for me,
Let me hide myself In Thee"
81 had a native Bible student trans
late 1t into the vernacular. To make
sure that he had grasped the spirit OF
the words, took his translation and
had 1t translated back into English
by another student. 1t then read:
every old stone. split for my bene-
fit, let me absent myself beneath one
Of thy fragments. Detroit News
Tribune
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
A Tabloid ProposaL

"Bllnks has a perfect mania for con-
denslng everything Did you hear how
he proposed?'
mo"
"He held up an engagement ring be-
fore the girls eyes and said 'EhY"
"And what did she say?"
"She Just nodded"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03

The Mexican national railroad has
erected monument, with suitable in,
scripton, marking the point where the
globe is crossed by the Tropic of Can
GER. This very curious picture shows
the monument. 1t is Of wood, IL feet
high and "a feet long. On the top are
two arms pointing out the two zones.
1t is situated on desert ground, a few
miles south of Catoree.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
THE GLACIER
Published Every Thursday
$l.5O A YEAR.

Advertising, 80 cents per inch, single
column, per month; one-half inch or
less, 25 cents. Reading notices, 8 cents
a line each insertion.
THE GLACIER prints all the local
news fit to print.
When you see it in THE GLACIER
you may know that others see it.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
PhiIonnnhr In a Flat.

Roomer-I don't see how can live in
this little place.
Landlady-You will find 1t comforta-
BILE enough by closing the door when
the folding bed is open and opening the
door when the bed is closed.-Denver
NeWR
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
Golden EAGLES Increasing

Golden eagles are increasing in Scot
tish highlands, owing to the efforts
made by large land owners for their
preservation.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
Not the Ordinary Sort

Hes about the poorest actor | ever
saw" said the nrst manager; "a regu
lar ham,"
Perhaps he'll get over his faults in
time" suggested the other.
Not much! He's a ham that can't
be cured."-Philadelphia Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
A Nautical Term.

Mr.. Gadabout-I felt trifie uneasy
on shipboard during the first voyage
abroad, especially until | got my sea
legs.
Miss Emptyhedde-O | seel After
that you walked on your feet.-Ohio
State Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
A MnxahIe Pn.ae.ainn.

John, you bring home a different um-
brella every day."
well, | can't help it; as soon as |
pick up one should like to hang on to
some other man In the office claims It."
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
IHceIlenf at Tint.

"Are they good to eat?" asked the
visitor looking at the pet raccoons.
That's about all they are good for,
Miss" replied the young man who
owned the animals. ut costs me
mighty near half a dollar a day to feed
iem"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
Safe Subferf.

Here Is an article should like to
submit for publication, entitled, What
We Know About Saturn"
"But we know absolutely nothing
about Saturn"
81 know 1t. That's why I've written
the article"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
Posfnmne Rnsinnss-

The United States postal department
handles 7,2J0,OOO letters and cards q
year-a number about equal to thai
Of Great Britain, Germany and France
taken together.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
NIiaaed HI. Calling

"You have a keen sense OF humor," /"
said the phrenologlst, "and a great
reverence for old age"
What a great joke writer l would
have made" murmured the subject
Philadelphia Record.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
Very Much a Millionaire.

Qulzzer-Is he multimillionaire?
Whizzer-Oh, my, yes. In fact, he's
so multy that he can afford to run over
ordinary millionaires and then let his
secretary attend to the damages
New York Sun.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03

Mrs. Sleepyize-Henry. the alarm
clock Just went of.
MFR. Sleepyize-Thank goodness! I
hope tn thing'll never come back.-Co-
lumbus Ohio State Journal
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
No Use for Anything that works.

Tattered Tomkins-What made you
turn down dat jug of cider wot dat
lady offered you?
Languid Lawrence-Aln't you got
sense enough to know dat cider works
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03

Probably some men meander aroun.
all night for the purpose Of satisfyin
themselves that there Is no place lia
come.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03
Russia a Good Customer.

Russia takes nearly half the agi
cultural machinery that the United
States export.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03

When a man with a $75 salary finds
himself the father of a girl with $3.50
tastes, which one goes TO the wall?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03

Some men make a living by letting
their wives keep boarders.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-03

Busy men are usually so happy that
they have no time to realize 1t.