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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-14

It was a long struggle for General Booth
before he finally reached position where
he could see his way to success in the
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-14
DEAFNESSCURED
BY NO MEANS UNTIL "ACTINA'
WAS DISCOVERED.

Ninety five per cent Of all cases Of deafness
brought to our attention is the result of chronic
catarrh of the throat and middle ear. The inner
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30
WILL CONTAIN 1T ALL.

Up to the hour of going to press Oh
the 3rd of June, the day sst aside for
the laying of the corner stone of the
new capitol building at jackson, the
Progress will receive and publish all th'
most important details of the occasion,
with cuts OF the building, etc, such al
arrangement having been completed
This will be the finest edition of the
Progress that was ever published ant
several hundred extra copies will bt
printed. Parties desiring extra copies
should put in their orders at once. art
advertisers wanting space had bette
speak in time, sending it In with thu
spoke. may23-tf
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

The situation in jackson, KY, is
getting worse. The other night while
the state troops were on duty and
during the downpour of rain they dis
covered men creeping up to the Jail.
The command to halt was given three
times for the creepers to stop and
throw up their hand, but they failed
to do so. Then a Gatling gun was
turned loose and after its vibration
all was still for awhile and the creep
ers of course dead-too dead to skin.
The next morning the soldiers went
out to bury the dead, but there were
no dead men on the ground. At one
place they found bunch OF hair, at
another yard of skin, and then find
ing the horns of a cow they felt
ashamed and told the associated press
reporter that if he stated the facts
in the case they would eturn one OF
the Calling guns on him or trun the
men in jail ON him, which would
worse.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

The kids over in Brokohaven are
giving the people some trouble. In
order to obtain the best results by at
tending school some of them carry
pistols to go along with Webster and
to be assured that the young idea will
learn how to shoot. There is great
deal of material in this state that is
being carefully nursed for the
purpose of preparing it for full col
legiate course in the penitentiary.
What the state needs is reformatory
for the youth who walk the streets
smoking cigarettes and, we are told
by physicians, use cocaine, and the
next legislature should take up this
matter and give it thorough airing.
Some of the sons of the best families
of the state are going astray and
there should be planned some way tc
stop them before they run up against
the inside wall of the penitentiary.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

We believe chautaugua is kind
of religious concern where people go
to preach, pray and look proud. But
it seems from reports that the chau-
taugua at Crystal Springs this year is
to have more politics than preaching
1t is stated that every candidate for
state office will be there and he
will be there for the purpose of talk
ing politics and nothing else. Every
one will contend that he will have a
right to be heard, whether the speech
kills or cures, and people who &c
there for the pleasures, to get re-
ligion among them, must listen or
take to the woods This is bringing the
church and politics mighty close to-
gether, but maybe in this instance
they will not mix.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

A poll of the editors of the state
W no were holding their convention at
New Orleans the ohter day was taken
in regard as to how they stood for
governor and senator in Mississippi.
Fifteen were for Critz, six for Varda-
man and two for Noel and the ma
jority of them for Money for senator.
But all the counties of the state were
not represented and this could hardly
be called the sentiment of all the ed
itors of the state.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30
A KIND EMPLOYER.
Willing to Do Any Did Thing for the
Comfort and Pleasure of
the Servant.

A Chicago householder has freed
his mind in a card in the papers.
addressed to all presons willing to do
general homework: eff you come
and stay long enuogh to create
mutual feeling of admiration and you
think we live too far from State
Street. we will sell our home and
move down town. If you don't want
to wash your own clothes we will
send them with my laundry and pay
for them. If you don't like TO wait
ON the table we will turn the kitchen
into a cafeteria and all walk out and
wait ON ourselves. Some times /
don't get home to dinner until Z
O. clock and if that is too late you can
have it at any time, for there is a
road house three blocks from the
house where I can always get cheese
sandwich. Some times on Sunday |
like to have breakfast about 10 O'Clock
and dinner about or 3, and If you
want to get out early, you can have
dinner at IL sharp, and we will try to
enjoy it. Anyway it win give me a
chance to see the ball game. We
think our children are PRETTY nice,
but if you don't we will turn them
out as soon as the weather permits.
The nurse and you have separate
rooms ON the third floor. She is
very lady-like, but if she is objec-
table to you in any way we will let
her go. My wife will try very hard
to please you, but if You don't like
her will let her go--well, anyway.
these things I have mentioned are
some of the trifies which has caused
many labor strike in our home.
But they could all be remedied if we
only have a perfect understanding
when yon sign with us.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30
HOW 1T rs DYING.

A fellow came running into our
office the other day and sexcitedly told
as that a man near his home had
swallowed two foot rule and died by
inches. OF course we wanted the
story and wanted it as near correct as
POSSIBLE, and started out to run down
the facts. On the way we met a
prominent physician and related the
story to him in hope that he might
verify it and give us the full history
of the case. He smiled and said that
was nothing, he had patient once
that swallowed a thermometer and
died by degrees. A bystander re-
marked that reminded him of fellow
in Texas who swallowed a pistol and
went off easy, and a friend in Hatties-
burg who drank quart of applejack
and died in good spirits. About this
time Magnolia street man joined Tho
crowd and We returned to the office
and picked up the last issue of ths
Hattiesbnrg Progress to see if Bro
SETTLER had yet found time TO SAY
anything about the main line of TIN
NJ, j. and K. G. coming to Laurel
Laurel Chronicle.
If reprots are true the above roa'
will have to be built to Laurel p. d
a. or it will find no Laurel to 60 to
1t seems that Laurel swallowed boil
the rule and the thermometer and
dying by inches and degrees to sa
nothing of the fits it is subject to.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

1.-The Lord is in our midst. Ac-
cording to the acknowledges bolt
of lightning struck residence in Jack
son the other night and set it on fire.
The house was infested with rats.
They began to run over the head of
the family in their fright, awakening
him to the realizatin of his danger.
He grabbed his three children and
escaped from the building just IN
time to save the lives of all the
family. But the house, which was an
old one, and very much dilapidated,
was consumed and the rats, of which
there was quite large number, were
so badly frightened that they left the
neighborhood. Thus this streak of
lightning did noble act. 1t burned a
house that was an eye-sore and should
have been torn down long ago and
rid the neighborhood of lot of rats
that had become very annoying and yet
nobody was injured. 'Merciful is
the Lord.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

Cleveland says that man cannot
talk and fish at the same time. Ii he
must talk he had better go out and
dig bait.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30
Half Rates to Meridian & Jackson,
Miss.

Account four states colonization
league and board Of trade meeting,
Meridian, Miss, May 26. 1908. and dedi-
cation ceremonies laying corner stone
state capitol. and state confederate
veterans reunion. jackson, Mississippi,
June 2-3, 1903; Mobile e. Ohio ticket
agents In Mississippi will sell tickets at
rate of one far plus Is cents for the
round trip. Ask agents for particulars.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30
HAPPY FRAME OF MIND.

Russia suppresses news as far as
she can. and then announces that the
Firms need no assistance, the Jews
need no succor. the Poles are happy.
She has not yet forgotten her tradi-
tional policy Ct creating a desert
and calling it pence. - Philadelphia
Record
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

An Omaha judge has enjoined a
woman 60 keep her from talking. He
should now go around and ask her
how she felt.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

Hanna said last week that he would
oppose the denomination of Roosevelt.
But that was Hanna and that was last
week
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

| have moved to corner of Pine street
and Gulf & Ship Island depot, High
towers new building, where ! carry q
full line of Groceries. Connections,
Fruit, etc. c. II. Pruitt. May q 1T.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

Jackson, KY, is getting some fine
advertising space in the criminal
column.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

The odor from the postoffice scandal
is holding it's own. 1t is strong
enough.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

The Hattiesburg man who is not
tired of the municipal muddle must
be out of town or in trance.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

Don't fail to see Virgil Jones before
purchasing . bicycle new or second
hand. may27 lw
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

YELLOWSn BY WHOLESALE.
Down in Alabama they propose to
do tremendous stroke in making pa
per out of yellow pine. hope this
does not mean more yellow newspa-
pers. New Yorker.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

Kentuckians play ball too, but the
balls are thrown from gun.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

Screen doors and windows, water coolers, ice
cream treezers. filters, poultry netting. gar
den hose for sprinkling, lawn settees, ham
mOcks. etc.,.
Hattiesburg daily progress. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 18??-1909, 1903-05-30

week.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
SiCkleS Bros.
92 Smith ST.
WILLS AND ESTATES IN
HANDS or SURROGATE.
Many from this End Of Counts Con
sidered During Months
of December.
.SbceiaI to TIE E7cniag Nc70s.

New Brunswick, Dec. 3l:-During
December Surrogate Daily has trans
acted the following business in wills
and letters.
The wills probated included these
OF Rachel T. Thomas, of Metuchen,
by Ruth Thomas and Henrietta Il.
Peck, executives. on December 4.
OF Hans Christian Anderson, of
Perth Amboy. by Anne Anderson, ex-
ecutrix, on December 5,
OF John Pfejtfer, Of Raritan, by
Sophia NJ. Pfcitfer, executrix, on De-
cember T.
OF Elizabeth Rca, Of satfu .>m' r.,
by John a, Rea and Jams VI. lea,
executors, on December s..
OF Margaret Mcdonald, Of South
Amboy, by John j. Ryan and Cornell
ius McGonigle, ST., OH December IS.
OF Ben Meyer, of Perth Amboy, by
Lima Meyer, executrix, on December
"a.
These estates have had administrat-
ors appointed: To Casimir W. Boyn-
ton, of Woodbridge, on estate of
Joseph Tager on December z; estate
worth $500.
To Lizzie V. Cory. of Woodbridge,
on estate Of John V. p. Voorhees,,
December 10; personal estate worth
81, 500.
To Laura HUMPHREYS, Of Perth Am
boy, on estate Of John p. HUMPHREYS,
OF December %; personal estate worth
$3.50.
To Robert Berry, of South Amboy,
on estate of Robert Berry, Jr., Oh
December 30; estate worth 81, 022.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
HOLD ANNUAL ELECTION
Lodge Name Presiding Of
ficers for Coming Yegr-Mr.
Gr0Wney H0n0Ted.

The following officers for San Sal
vador Council, knights Of Columbus,
were elected for 1901:
Grand Knight, W. H. Growney
Deputy Grand Knight, II. 4. White
fl laucial secretary, James Growney,
Jr recording secretary, Richard A.
Bolger; treasurer, George L. Reyn-
olds; chancellor, j. X. SlicchY; war,
den, Thomas i. Burke; inside guard,
James McDermott, !; outside guard,
William Campbell: advocate, Patrick
White, Sr. chaplain, Rev. B. t.
O'Connell; physician, L. G. Henry
organist, John White; lecturer, Pat
rick White, Jr. trustees, James b.
Toomey, james H. White, e. A..
Farrell.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
LOCAL ITEMS.

Seeley Disbrow, of Madison avenue,
has a place as welgher at the Raritan
Copper Works.
The work of erecting the house on
Brighton avenue, for Peter Swinson,
is nearly completed.
Miss Gertrude Birkholm is back in
Tottenville after spending a week
with her sister, Mrs. Charles Knefol,
Of New York.
Miss Charlotte Lembcke has return
ed to her home, 173 Madison avenue,
after a weeks visit in New York,
with friends.
Charles Walters, of Philadelphia,
formerly of this city, is in town for a
few days.
The Bloodgood bowling alleys were
used by a number of ladies yesterday
afternoon.
Charles Polonsky arrived from
Philadelphia where he spent the past
few days with his friends.
So. Bertha Frishmuth, of Smith
~ Today for a visit with
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
WANT STATE
To TAKE HOLD.
Teachers Association Passes
Resolution Asking Legis-.
Iature to Act.
THE OFFICERS ELECTED.

The annual session of the Nsw Jer-
sey State Teachers Association clo-e ed
yesterday afternoon in Trenton. 1t
was largely attended and the most
successful annual session ever held.
Superintendent S. Z Shall, Of this
City, attended. A number Of the local
teachers are members OF the assocla-
ton, bnt they did not attend because
of the HOLIDAYS, which kept them busy
at homo.
The Association passed q resolution
requesting that the legislature provide
for the management of the Teachers
Retirement Fund at the expense of
the State, and that the fund be reim-
bursed for previous expenditures for
this purpose. This was the special
feature of the session and il took u
great deal Of the time.
According to the report, 81 teachers
have been retired to date. Sixty-six
are still living and receive annuities
amounting to SEQ, 816. 60 n year. Since
the organization OF the fund $50, 146. "a
hes been paid to benehoiaries ana
S12. 000 for administration costs. 10
the proposed 81, 900, 600 endow-
ment fundS75, 900 has been ~accurrlat-
ed. Last year 657 names wol5 aflde'
to the list of membership, wiich ,a
numbers 3,774, 1t is proposed to sUG
1000 new members in the year 1904.
The following officers of the fand
were elected for the ensuing year:
President, Mrs. Susan q. Marvin,
Jersey City; recording secretary, Miss
: Mary A. Burough, Camden treasurer,
Miss Miriam Konigsberg, Jersey City,
Miss Allen, of Hoboken, the general
! secretary, hold over.
The following officers for the Asso-
"a ation wsEs ~alected: President, W.
Non Cook. NJ. Holly; first vice
(ident, Ellsworth Shafto, Garfield /;
nd vice president, Miss Eliza
Iett, Salem; treasurer, William
mort, Paterson ~faHfoad score
ksry Sophie M. Baum, Eliza
y betlAHember of the executive board,
Thomas j.. Bissell, Newark to sue
h coed Otto H. Schultz, of Newark,
whose term expires. Miss Mary a.
Burough, Camden, and Miss Lydia &.
Ennis, Jersey City, of :he executive
board. and Secretary Lewis 9. Wooley,
of Trenton, hold over.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
RFW YEAR PARTIES.
Many Young People will Gather Tonight 10
Watch Old Year Gut.

There will be q small gathering of
friends at tho home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Clifford Woglom, 205 Water street,
this evening. The party is to cele-
brate the debut OF the year 1904.
A number of young folks will gather
at the residence Of James s. Wight,
on lower High street, this evening to
watch the old year out and the new
year in.
A New Years party will be held at
the home of Garrett Brodhead, or
Market street, tomorrow evening, to
which IA number Of young folks nave
been invited.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
JUDGMENT FOR PLAINTIFF.
Newark Furniture Company Wins its Case
Against Fred TyrreIl.

judge Lyon, in the district court,
this morning, gave a Judgment against
Fred Tyrrell in favor Of the Cannon
Furniture Company, of Newark.
Counselor James S. Wight represented
the defendant.
The suit was brought as the result
of alleged non payment OF install
ments on furniture purchased some
time ago The company wants to
tnke the furniture away, but, it is
! understood, no constable wants to
take the job.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
A BLACK EVENING GOWN.

For the married oma or the
young girl who has been tout a few
years, nothing is as pretty for an
evening gown as black. Even when
black is not becoming to ono otherwise
it often is most becoming when de-
collote, the collar not coming near tho
face.
a black evening gown can be made
rather fussy, as shown in the illustra-
ton otherwise they are often severe
iY plain. This frock is Of tucked
Liberty silk, the bertha made Of a
thin black lace inserting. Cllantilly
would do we'll.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31

NEW YORK. Dec. 31.-Alicniats and
among them the most famous in the
country have had Cornelius NJ. vii
liams under careful scrutiny In the
Tombs for Il month, and they are, it is
said, convinced that he is insane and
that lie was irresponsible at the time he
shot and killed Andrew II. Green.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31

These straps Of lace ere fagoted to-
gether with a rather fine black silk.
Squares are made in the same way
and put all down the back Of the skirt
and waist. An irregular Inserting Of
the same kind Of lace is used i'll strap
ping the front.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
Y. NJ. n. A. Special Meeting.

A special meeting of the Young
Mems Hebrew Association is called
for Sunday night. Very important
business is to be transacted and all
members requested to attend.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31

YOUNG MAN deaires position at
anything. Warren Winant, Fords,
n. j.. 12-2S-4
SITUATION WANTED BY middle
aged man (Dane) with good recon-
mondation as clork i'll n grocery store
or assist in any line Of business. Adj
dress ", Beck, Sc Shipman ST., New
ark, N. j.. 4313-12-l5-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
HELP WANTED
WANTED-SEyERAL

character and good reputation in
each state Gone in this county requir-
ed) to represent and advertise old
established wealthy business house
of solid financial standing. Salary
1921 weekly with expenses additional,
all payable in cash direct each We'd
nesday from head Offices. Horse and
carriage furnished when necessary.
References. Enclose self-addressod
envelope. Colonial, Caxton Build
ing, Chicago. 3302-8-1S-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
PLENTY or; ICE.

The ice in the sound Is very thick
today. Tho boats keep it broken, bui
il is some time sipca it las had sucl
a wintry appearance.
Above the Central Railroad draw
bridge the ice has formed into a bis
field and the prospects are, that if il
does not get away before tonight, il
will be a solid mass by morning. The
tugs going to the different factories
above the bridge. this morning, found
it hard and dangerous work.
Aduertisinr is the lifn of trndn-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
Wa Is 10 K1ow Wao s ut il.

MISS Annie Mintz received IN an
onylnous present of q beautiful toilet
set, and would Like 10 know who the
sender was.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
DOLLAR
COUNTS ONE.
For the Hospital Continues
to Grow ~ Fund is in the
Hands of the People.

81 want to give q dollar" said one
man this morning and his donation
has been added to the Hospital fund.
The amount continues to grow and
the hospital is bound to have the
morgue and reception room. The
fund is in the hands of the people.
Its growth depends upon their gener-
osity. When the necessary amount is
raised the additions will be built.
The following is the list of contri-
hutione IN the hosnital fund TO date
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
SCHOOL ALUMNI
h. MAKE MERRY.
Conti/led from first page.

/ BrunswiIT, Olga Aull, of Jersey City.
Misa~Adele Gilman, of this city.
and Miss Morgan, ssof South River.
The Misses Augusta and Clara Far
rington.
Forrest L. Smith, William Floersch,
John Cunningham, William Hart
mann, Frank Woglom, George Wog-
Iom, Charles Peterson, John Mulligan,
Ralph Seaman, John Soield, Gustave
Schneider, Edward Keasbey, Parker
Runyon, Andrew Wight, Stanley
Nedham, Garrett Brodhead, Dewitt
G~arretson, Aylin Pierson, William
Growney, Joseph Growney, Arthur
Burns, Ramsay Orowell, MAIDS Mad
sen, Heman Anderson, Charles Gund-
erson, A. II. Boughton, Jr., Raymond
-Comings, Carl Schneider, St. George
Kempson, Jr., William 2. Patterson,
Stephen Somogyi, Edwin Frazer, Ing
fred Madsen, Frank Costello, Adolph
Brogger, Harold Beekman, Calvin
Brodhead, J. Leon Thompson, Thomas
i. Burke, Chester ellis, Guy Beloh-
er. John Kelly, James McClymont,
Ralph Beers, Thomas Coyle, Jr- e
Niagara Falls; Frederick Conncf
Fottenville; James Garrity, of
bridge. Mr.. Howard Jernee.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
S~Chooners Arrive.

The schooners Eva B. Douglass,
from Brunswick, N. S., and the Seth
NJ. Todd, from New York, arrived in
port last night.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31

HAND PAINTED CHINA shirTwaist
sets are the popular thing. Orders
taken for studs, cuff buttons and belt
buckles, also hat pins, at ia Rector
street. 7-17-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31

FOR RENT-A BARN and stable,
suitable for enc horse. Enquire at
News office. 3154-7-G5-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31

TO LET-FOUR rooms Washington
street, 4 roums Madison ave. Es-
berg, 8 Water st. 45G5-l2-31-1
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
HAPPY
NEW YEAR
TO AL

We feel and just can't
help saying it.
Along with it we want to
thank our increased host Of
patrons for their liberal pat
ronage, and to assure them
that 1904 will find us as ev-
er ready and willing to sat
isfactorily serve them with
the BEST in our line at
LOWEST prices.
DOUBLE STAMPS TO ALL
PURCHASERS SATURDAY.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31

BOAROERS

WANTED-BOARDERS, ALSO fur
nishcd rooms in neighborhood of
four factories. l Hartford st.
4556-12. 31-6
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31

STORES FOR RENT cheap. Enquire
at News office.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
HOUSES FOR RENT.
o FOR RENT

FURNISHED ROOM WITH bath, for
one or two gentlemen. 1876 Smith
st. 4364-l2-14-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
MISCELLANEOUS

DELAY MAY MEAN loss. Take that
Fire Insurance policy today at 10
Smith ST. +. L. Brown.
1snc 10 90 ~
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-12-31
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-COAL yard and ice house
property, subject to short lease.
Bids received for sixty DAYS. Enquire
P. L. Gordon, Miller st.
3Ot5-t1.3-tf
The Delta independent. [volume] (Delta, Colo.) 1886-19??, 1903-02-27
Alderman. Advice to Young Men.

Archdeacon Sinclair told story re-
Gently at the Lord Mayors banquet TO
the Common Council. In the days
when he was young vicar in West
minister. together with number OF
other young men, many of them
clergymen, he dined with q distin-
guisbed alderman. After the ladies
had left and the gentlemen were sip
ping their wine the distinguished
aldermen fixed the young men with a
stony glare and expressed a desire to
offer them one word of good advice
An expectant pause followed. the
young clergymen expecting some
words of exhortation. The alderman
solemnly proceeded: Young men. IL
ever any of you are brought up before
me. don't pretend to know me, and
then | can let you off."-London
Chronicle.