The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-09-23

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Loyal kemlucklans VIII unite in de-
! pioring the shooting OF salooukeeper
IN the Blue Grass state, unless il
/ should develop that he offered a native
some lemonade.
Carrie Nation viii star in play she
/ IS writing herself 1t viii not be called
! Ten Nights in a BarrOom" nor "Coun-
ty Jails Have Met"
simultaneously with the announce
ment that the man accused Of three
murders in Kansas has been found to
be well armed. comes the announce
ment that several posses have given up
the search.
The powers must be trembling as a
I result Of the threats made by Servia
and Bulgaria.
The umpires being SO fiercely roasted
by the Venezuelan press are not. it
/ should be explained, real umpires, but
merely men chosen to settle interu3-
tional financial differences.
Get it at the butchers S." was the re-
ply a young man of Iowa sent people
who inclosed 50 in answering his adj
Vertisemen-s Offering TO tell how 10
get fat for s." Instead of Converting
lunaey board to examine the heads
Of the lean suckers who Bit at the
thing, the unappreciative authorities
OF Iowa have placed the young man in
Jail
There are 1900 tons OF gold in the
government vaults at Washington at
present. but the situation viii be re-
heved shortly as a special session Of
congress is nearly due.
It is said that an average Of 1000 goo
people in the city Of London never so
20 church on Sunday. which IS a
strange circumstance considering that
there is no sunday baseball in Great
Britain.
Fortunately the ethics Of the law
profession are a tribe less rigid than
those of the medical profession, 50 it
may be possible to have the lawyers
indicted by the federal grand jury
prosecuted.
From the great number Of Odd Eel
/ lows in attendance at the sovereign
grand lodge session in Baltimore it is
/ apparent that odd Fellows are not in
any degree unusual
The Republican city committee. hav-
/ Ing been assured that Alma Katz
spends all his time in Idaho. votes that
/ he lives in that state.
The Republican city campaign viii
! be nineteen days long which is scarce
ly sufficient time to explain away what
the present administration has done,
! even though the orators worked twen-
! ty-four hours each day.
Local undertakers and surgeons. it is
understood. strongly endorse the prop
ositton to have automobile races dur
/ ing fair week.
Mr.. Stern might explain the double
/ charge for the letter carriers straps
! by saying he put the amount down
/ twice for fear it might be forgotten
! From the fact that two rocks to one
/ bullet landed in the riot of railroad
laborers in New York one might inn
I agine the laborers were Spaniards, not
! Italians.
The Billy Mason who is promoting
/ prize fights on the coast is not the for
mer senator. The latter gentleman
/ promoted a different kind of fighting.
although both employ similar methods
( 10 secure publicity.
The car viii proceed to Styria on
shooting trip. The dispatch does not
state whether he will shoot or be shot.
1t begins TO look as if the United
States would have to put it's claims
/ against Turkey into the hands of some
atcive bin collecting association if re-
/ suits are desired.
Chicago's centennial anniversary. cell
/ ebration will show that the city has
made wonderful strides. hundred
/ years ago only two langUa ges-Indian
and English-were heard there. while
4 now several thousand different varie-
/ ties Of human speech riot about the
/ streets.
! The Colorado militiamen have a triple
/ fight on against the strikers, the courts
and the PopUlists.
To the codlins moth. the woolly aphis
/ and the grasshop0er IS now added an
} other pest for Utah IN the form Of the
( unknown scientist at Washington.
/ We can stand the last-named easily
enough If somebody viii remove the
I first three.
! A peculiar case is reported from Ken
/ lucky. Three negroes. charged with
murder broke jail ana escaped. Why
/ the leading citizens of the locality"
permitted the negroes 10 remain iR