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The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1903-11-19
Cigarettes TabOOed.

MOUNT VERNON, IowA.-"Cut out cigar
cites or leave the school, is the official
mandate that has been issued by the facul-
ty of Cornell College, which proposes to
see that the order is enforced to the letter.
Several months ago it was decided that
cigarettes must 60, and at the opening OF
the school the students we're advised that
they could either abstain from the habit
or he dismissed.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1903-11-19
DISASTROUS WRECKS.

Carelessness is reponsible for many
q railway wreck and the same causes are
making human wrecks of sufferers from
throat and lung troubles. But since the
advent of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
consumption, coughs and colds, even the
worse cases can be cured, and hopeless
resignation is no longer necessary. Mrs:
Lois Cragg, Dorchester, Mass, is one OF
MANY whose life was saved by DR.. Kings
New Discovery. This remedy is guaran-
teed for all throat and lung diseases by
J. B. Black, Bamberg; Fl. G. Rice, Den
mark. Price soc, 81. Trial bottles free.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1903-11-19
A GOOD NAME.

From personal experience Testify that
DeWit,'s Little Early Risers are unequal
led as a liver pill. They are rightly named
because they give strength and energy
and do their work with ease.-W. T
Easton, Boerne, Tex. Thousands ofpeople
are using these tiny little pills in prefer
ence to all others, because they are SC
pleasant and effectusl. They cure bilious
ness, torpid liver, jaundice, sick headache
constipation, etc. They do not purge anc
weaken, but cleanse and strengthen. Sole
by 81. F. Hoover.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1903-11-19
NOT A SICK DAY SINCE.

"Iwas taken severely sick with kidney
trouble. tried all sorts of medicines,
none of which relieved me. One day saw
an ad. of Electric Bitters and determined
to try that. After taking few doses
felt relieved, and soon thereafter was en-
tirely cured, and have not seen a SICK oay
since. Neighbors Of mine have been
cured of rheumatism, neuralgia, liver and
kidney troubles and general debility
This is what B. F. Bass, of Fremont, n
c.. writes. Only SOC, at j. j. Black 5
Bamberg; II. G. Rice's, Denmark.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1903-11-19
CONSTIPATION.

Health is absolutely impossible if con-
stipation be present. Many serious cases
of liver and kidney complaint have sprung
from neglected constipation. Such de-
plorable condition is unnecessary. There
is a cure for it. Herbine will speedily
remedy matters. C. A. Lindsay, P. NJ,
Bronson, Fla, writes Feb. 10, 1902: 'Hav.
ing tried Herbine, I find it a fine medicine
for constipation" soc bottle. Sold by Dr.
II. F. Hoover, Bamberg, S. G.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1903-11-19

There is a man of seventy in Paris
named Wallace Superneau who still
sleeps in the cradle he was rocked in when
a baby, and be has never slept one night
of his long life in any other bed. Eachnight
to this day he rests his feet squarely on
the bottom of the cradle, sways his feet to
and fro, and rocks himself to sleep as he
did when small boy.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1903-11-19
NEURALGIA PAINS.

Rheumatism, luubago and sciatic pains
yield to the penetrating influence OF Bal
lard's Snow Liniment. 1t penetrates to
the nerves and bone and being absorbed
into the blood, its healing properties are
conveyed to every part of the body, and
effect some wonderful cures. 25c, SOC,
s1.0O. Sold by H. F. Hoover, Bamberg.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1903-11-19

1t would take the entire population Of
the United States to shell the corn crop
by hand. The steam shelter will shell a
bushel of corn minute, while the most
practiced hand would occupy an hour and
q half to the bushel.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1903-11-19
You Know What You Are Taking

I0u hnJW " H8I Iuu Ar6 1dkIHe
When you take Groves Tasteless Chill
Tonic because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle showing that it is
simply iron and quinine in a tasteless
form. No cure. no pay. Price SOC.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16
The Spelling of Children.

Not one child iu ten has the least ven
Grafton for age or shows a particle of
respect for those who are CARRYING the
burden of years, And il il matter Of
deep regret. because the grnndmotherS
Hud other aged relatives are not rccojv-
ing The care aud attention they deserve.
Occasionally ono meets weIl-hred
child. vino shows marked respect To- his
elders by giving up the best and most
comfortable seats To them and loalin,
out for their comfort in thousand litl,,
ways Boys should be taught thut il is
manly to give these attentions 10 an
women. and girls are none the worse OF
Tor believing that the other members nf
fhc family come first. Wcll-brcd chit
drcn. uuscfsh children, are dreaArnlly
uncommon aud the more one goes lbp.t
the world the more forcihly is this tmtr
hrOu-ht home. Obviously somebody *
To blame, but not the children am
afraid.
Much of the spelling Of children is
done through excess Of affection. There
is n mistaken idea that little ones ate
happier when they have their own way
50 they are pampercd and humored fn
they become the most important menu
beers Of tto family. the pivot upon which
daily life rcvolye3. DO you wonder thar
We find sons who neglect their muthers
and abuse their wives. and daughters
who rule like q p~incess Boston Tray
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

fleet. would at all times exercise Il DOM
mating influence in the tnctics of naval
warfare, aud might easily at the close
of a hard fought battle enable the tor
pcdo armed teet to strike a decisive
blow. or course the insertion of sub
merged torpedo tubes and the provision
of torpedo emplaccments and handling
ROOMS would involve serious structural
changes within the ship itself 1t might
even neccSSitatc the sacrifice of some
ammunition supply and general storage
space: but if can scarcely he questioned
that the sacrifices and the expense in
volyed would he but cheap price to
pay for the enormous increase in moral
and military value given to the ships in
which the change was made Scientific
American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

u Twenty first street, and year and a
half ago he moved to his present place
in West Thirty-fourth street. I'm go
ing to close up said Mr.. Moretti last
night Il am not making any money
any more. The state excise department
has informed me that cannot get n new
license unless | provide six additional
rooms, and this will cost me more than
$1,000 As my lease expires in about
eighteen months it will not pay me to
make alterations in my place The in
creased license fee also is burden.
What are your future pans?" he was
asked Il guess I'll 20 to Htackwelrs
island said the veteran caterer sadly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16
shipments Of Fruit 70 the North.

Some idea Of the enormous dimensions
Of the fruit and garden truck traffic FROM
the south to the north in the spring
months can bc gained b. the fact that ou
one day q little while ago the Atlantic
Coast line shipped thirty-four refrger-
atOr ears full Of Strawberries from Viii
mington. \. &. A. each car holds about
5000 quarts, the total shipment amounted
TO 272. O00 quarts. This shipment was
only one OF many.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

The beautiful golden reliauarv. de-
signed and executed by Bcnyenuto Gel
lini to mold the relic of the cross. has
been stolen from the Church Of ST. Rosa
liza, in Palestrina The theft was COM
mitted in Holy Week, when the relic was
exposed. 1t was given TO the church By
member Of the Barberini family.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16
LOVING CUP FOR GRAU.
Magnificent Silver Trophy Presented to
Famous Opera Head by His
Many Stars.

Maurice Crau, the retiring chief of
grand opera. will bear away with him
TO Europe the magnificent silver loving
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16
Sacks, Goats and y y
- Embroidered Gowns.


Ihurmhg things IN robes are being re
uuGed now: one beautiful batiste with
y sii5rred Shlrt Is OF white with large en-
hrolocFea dots IN pale tan upon il.
ran bamboo stands, the legs of mot
covered with Japanese mating, can be
used Tor plant or bouquet stands for
the summer.
Strong. heavy mats OF straw for the
summer home are from the east. Da-
mascus mats they are called. They are
conventional design in some dark tone in
the center
One way Of FINISHING tho nocl or ,bu
dren's coats which ara modn ~itho,,t .,
collar or with n deem sbouider nolIar J..
with = boayr I'm d,,,1 ,,,t,i,t ,tr.
the neck and ties with looms and ionn
yo;lo th<,. o,ft ,,.-,.,-
+oriait, - IN. az P'e',I M"itt M'HI iia
- VI I'm ca, ION; II rs ualh'y
inv raisa nv III. e',, SIN inefr art
e. rios IN ,iiN ~ ~ ull 5tI
yoilos orn % ;nol,o. ,,;I Ia''' e''"'' i'leS'
- '''' ~ "'''
ol,i,l... .l,no,.. ,,.,.,,...,. -,
81 ';i,' wv "nlte pehIlu cu't j.
hi,,a enn,ai "uS ~ ~ 81 .laIN
st;t(I,n3 ~ ,"c Ip pr i'"It n"ue WI"
ta,. ora Int o,,t ~ li5e
nre narlHg slPeTeS stl'gned IN the same
80 ''o "ff'Vi P"i'
Roor,if,,l r;,,lo,,. H. a.. Il
Iaeo annIio,,l, a,, H. ai,, a. tli''t on
ribbon ~ - aol;d,tl = M'pt ~"
or nglo gr@e,, ,,.;ii "a i," ~ pIur
dofs IN tbo nortn. of H. L. .;i1slI ~ Ni'ial
either od~o a iaof 5,g;., j.; p'n"n, , "l,'i on
looks likn an ,,nIinati6,, 90 49,, ,,''' "ii''''
Turkish corroo r,ins u.h;o1 o.,. T.. A..
form Of Inn, hrass t,,bns ,,.fti ~ l,, III,
TO no screwed an m th to,, e
high teaS u.bnro coffco t. ,',oaa 80. "a , ~
dining room. far stndio n,rtjos o,,i ~
ike. a. tbpr ora iutnroIting and rr,,a.
mental The coffee rgn he aro1nd ia tIo
sight Of the guests
made with the upper part fitted with
stitched plaits. There are four or five Of
these on either side of the front and four
in the center of the hack. All gro stitched
down and make the uprljpco N over fjlo
bust. while below the plaife nv loose aud
give the reGuired fuline1s The MINER
parts Of the sleeves oro oIeo ftteJ with
stitched pl9its and below the elbow thpg
flare This nooliyoe IL finished oin,nI,
aroi,nd Tho naol rut iu n Y AMI sfitrhed
arolInd without otI,sr' ornament
A si,orto o,,d ,.,.o,+,,. o,,i, aross:,... -
loungina, iacl,ot rr,ado ~ in.ort;,r- ~
no;pf DO pie Loco and loy.n has tho
nitro ,,,,,,nr mart ~ ,f'a ioco ,rha hra,J
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

The curb brokers who deal in outside
securities and conduct their business in
Broad street has split into two parties.
The old stand of the brokers was in
front of the Stock Exchange building.
but since the street has been torn up for
the new building the brokers have been
stationed on the cobblestones in front Of
the Broad Exchange building The brok-
ers took the split good-naturedly and
nicknamed each other. One side that re-
manned at the Broad Exchange building
was called the "cobblestoneS' and the
others were called the odd homers."
Now that the Stock Exchange building
has been finished and the asphalt pave
ment has been made over again half of
the curb brokers signified their intention
of going back to the old stand. The 9TH
err half. however, said they would stay
where they We're, as the Broad Exchange
building offered easy access to tele-
phones.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

Strong. heavy mats OF straw for the
summer home are from the east. Da-
mascuS mats they are called They are
of the natural straw color with a simple
conventional design in some dark tone in
the center.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

of her cape made dive at Phillips, tear
ing open his wrist. The conductor
grabbed the dog. and in a second the bull
terrier was in the river. The wound was
serious, and as soon as Phillips reached
AnSOnia he had il cauteriZed. II Is
rule on the New York * New Haven
road thai dogs must ride in the baggage
cars. The owner was trying TO secrete
the pet to avoid the rule.
While ]. Pierpont Morgan is in Europe
George W. Perkins viii practically be al
the head of the great Morgan interests,
The incident is notable as marking the
high place won in the financial world by
MIR. Perkins. who nve years ago was
scarcely known in Wall street. George
w Perkins gan his business career rs
a solicitor for life insurance in Chicago.
Then he went east and assisted in the
reorganization Of the New York life In
suraHce company, and became its third
vice president. Later Mr.. Perkins went
To Europe. aud by his skill as Il diplomat
secured Il footing fer his company in
RuSS.a and Germany. He negotiated a
Russian loaR. taking il away from the
RothScbiisiS and ]. pierpont Morgan
This success called AIorgan's attention
to Perkins and resulted in their business
association.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

Chdrming things in robes are being re.
duced now. One beautiful batiste with
2 shlrred shirt is of white with large en-
hroldered dots in a pale tan upon il.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

Tall bamboo stands, the legs of mot
tied bamboo and the small round top
covered with Japanese mating, can be
used for plant or bouquet stands for
the summer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

A cynical observer calls attention to
the fact that during the past six months
Innumerable populations for stock mar
kct sagacity have been ruined. These
repudiations were almost all accidental
and undeserved They were made in the
several years covered by the great bull
market, when all one had to do to be
right was to buy or advise others to buy
unfortunately. There was only ono
side TO the market The most extrava-
CANT predictions were verified. and those
who made them grew enormously vain.
Their judgment became so one-sided that
1t was mentally impossible for them to
recognize changed conditions. Their hab-
its Of thinking were bullish. and as they
had bulled the market nil the way up 50
they bulled it all the way down again to
this level. 1t is a saving in the street
that man never remembers that you
advised him well and never forgets that
you advised him ILL.,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

One way OF finishing the neck Of chill
drens coats which are made without Il
collar or with a deep shoulder collar is
with Il heavy sin cord which outlines
the neck and ties with loops and long
ends in front.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

One Of the visitors TO the new Kaiser
Wilhelm IL. Who had inspected the Wen
M cafe, seen in the writing room the
typewriter WHO takes dctation in English
ana German, and admired the wonders of
the new snip, remarked to the captain
that an elevator seemed to be the only
thing lacking t. complete The resemblance
70 = hotel. Tho captain told him that
an elevator had been planned Ii was in
tented 70 >2qNly the ship with a hydrau
nc machlno running to the upper deck;
bUt after careful consideration of the sub
ject the constructors decided that paSScP-
gers already had sufficient excuses for
damage suits against the company with
out giving them the additional Opportunj-
ties that an elevator Oh ship in stormy
weather might afford. For nil that. the
elevator Will undoubtedly be feature of
the ocean palace within short time.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

Thomas ". Mulry. president of the ST
Vincent de Paul society, Rev DR. Da-
yid James Burrell of the Marble Collegi-
ate church, Rev. Alexander L. Doyle CT
the Pau)ist Fathers, Edwin f. Cragin.
Robert Il, Miller ana others are backing
a philanthropic pawnbroking enterprise,
in which they hope to embark soon after
bill incorporating the personal property
loan company shall be signed. with a cap
ital Of $4,000 Pledges to the amount OF
100000 have been made. The incorpo-
rators aim to establish a system of pawn
shops, n0nsectarian in character. but in
touch with church interests. so that the
worthy poor may be assisted The COM
pany j. to charge only one-aalf of / per
cent. interest a month on loans In view
of this low interest charge the bills says
that the city officials shall record all
chattcl mortgages, bills Of sale and the
like free of charge
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16
N GAY NEW YORK.
Scenes and incidents of Everyday
Life in the Paris Of America. ~

Mrs. James A. Garfield has donated to
the Ohio Society of New York hand
scmely bound volumes of the life,
speeches and other works Of President
Garfield.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

DR.. Lyman Abbott. in an address be
fore the Society for Ethical Culture on
the Law Of Service" said he had no
new story to tell. We are social or
ganism." he went on. THE physical law
was not made by man ana cannot be IN
made by him. The social law was not
made by man and cannot be mmade by
him. 1t is often asked why there has
been So little development in thousands
Of years of the worlds history. The
history! The world of men is no older
than the age of the oldest man active in
it. Everybody born into the world knows
as little as Adam. if there ever was an
Adam"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

To teach the gospel through the eye by
means of a religious theater is the plan
of Herbert Booth, son of Gen. Booth,
whose sensational resignation from The
Salvation Army is still mystery. The
movement l am going to start" he said,
lis meant to solve the problem OF The
eye. l am going to have in this city "A
great theattr with a powerful company
Of christian actors. / expect to get such
great writers as Canon Farrar was 10
write powerful dramas for me. These
i'll have tod in continuous pictures by
the ciLe,aatograph."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

With a few flashes from the new Mar
conf wireless station on the end Of the
American line pier the big steamer Min
nctonka WAS halted in the bay and
woman who was in Mysteries made hap
py. Mrs, Robert Graham, wife of tho
comedian in the Florodora company. had
engaged passage on the Atlantic trans
port ship, but was late in reaching the
pier The vessel cast off its lines at .
a III. Mrs. Grahams trunks were
aboard, and just as the ship was gliding
out Of its dock cab. furiously driven,
rolled down to the pier. In the vehicle
were Mrs. Graham and her husband. A.
Mrs. Graham alighted from the cab she
had the bitter disappointment Of seeing
the Mnnetonka heading for sea. Man
ager Franklin, seeing her distress. placed
her on a tug, which he sent IN pursuit
OF the ship. and then halted the ocean
vessel by a wireless message. Mrs. era
ham was put aboard opposite Liberty is
land.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

James Swami, member of the cotton
brokerage house of Inman & Swami of
New York city. and president of the At
lanta (Ga.l National bank, is dead at the
buckingham hotel.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

The trustees of Columbia university
today announced the appointment of
Prof. James Brown Scott. dean of the
law school of the University of Illinois,
TO a professorship in the law school.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

Nearly 500 eviction cases came up in
the fourth municipal court May /.
Many of the evicted tenants told pitiful
stories The increase in the number of
evictions on this May 1 over May ! a
year ago is said to be about 100 per
cent, and the increase over the number
cent. This state of affairs is partially
due to the fact that the tearing away
of tenement buildings to make way for
the approach to the East river bridge and
of others to make way for parks has
diminished the dwelling cara of this dis
triet considerably.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

The trustees of Columbia university
announce the appointment Of Prof
James Brown Scott, dean of the law
school of the University of Illinois, to a
professorship in the law school.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

George ]. Gould's new turbine steam
yacht Emerald arrived by way of Fayul.
after a rough passage OF eleven days
from the latter port. The yacht expert
enced a succession of heavy gales, in
which it behaved admirably.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

Rev. DIR. Rufus Johnson. pastor of the
Fifth Avenue Baptist church, is danger
ously ill., An operation was performed
which. though said to be successful, left
the patient so weak that it is feared ne
will not survive.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

Passengers on a train from New Ha-
ven to Ansonia saw Conductor Charles
VI. Phillips reach out to woman pas
senger. grab her pet dog. and throw il
through the car window into West river.
fifty feet below. The conductor had
just reached out his hand to take her
fare from the woman. and as he did 50
a bull terrier concealed under the folds
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

The passing Of the two old Italian res
taurants, with their spaghetti and kidney
sautc. IS only phase of the new growth.
The old Tendcrloin district in the char
= ctcr that made it famous is now prac-
tically dead. Mays, Saks' and other
big stores have absorbed blocks of the old
quarter, and ten and twelve story apart
ments are springing up everywhere. The
old Sturtevant house is to give way to
new hotel. The Imperial annex, twice as
big as the old hOstery itself is neariy
completed, while on the outer edges of
the Tenderloin hotels like the new Astor
house cover immense ground surface and
reach far toward the sky. The four-story
brick house Of the sos, familiar type in
the old district. no longer pays. and dem
clifton is everywhere between Twenty
third and Forty-second streets. With the
disappearance Of the old houses the com
Portable little cafe is also vanishing and
its place is taken by gorgeous hotel dim
ing rooms. Such bizarre resorts as the
Haymarkct. the White Elephant. Cairo
and Little Hungary passed away wirh
the winter. and their like viii not again
be seen in the old Tenderloin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

Actors who have recently iourneyed to
Amityville, Long Island. come back win
doleful reports on the condition OF
Maurice Barrymore. Though it is near
" year since the doctors gave up hope
of restoring the once prince Of Thespians
Barry has surprised them all :. th his
vitality. Now. however. it appears thar
the end is near, and though he is still
able to move about Il steady decline in
his physical powers has lately been
noted.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

Wolfe they call pretty white wash ma
terials of silk "~' cotton. 1t is dainty
ana has the effect of silk. There are
tiny raised silk figures of different
styles all over the material. These
yoies are 81 inches wide.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

In connection with the formal organiza-
ton of the Underground Electric Rail
ways company of London. limited, the
Speyer- Yerkes intramural system. it was
learned that loan of S30,000,000 on teu
years per cent. notes has been ar
ranged at once to meet construction and
other expenses. OF the total amount
S1J,000,000 will be underwritten in Lon
don by the syndicate managed By Speyer
Bros, and $15,000.000 will be underwent
lied by Speyer & Co. and the Old Colony
Trust company of Boston.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-05-16

A rich man who HIS joined the multi
tudc in New York since his quick fortune
came to him was entertaining friends al
dinner the other night The service was
magnificent and so was the dinner. The
wife. gorge0usly clad. reigned over the
table. During a lull in conversation. the
rich man watched a servant who was
dcXterouSly removing crumbs from the
table. Then he looked down the g!isten-
ing table at his jeweled wife and re-
marked: Sadie, remember when you
used to shake the table cloth ont of the
back door to the henS?"