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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
A REGULAR PUZZLE
Letter that Gave the Department
Education Much Work to DO.

Tho State Department OF Education re-
oeives interesting letters and soma
amusing ones and occasionally one bit
moro amusing than usual. These letters
nre either written by school teachers Or
Intelligent patrons and are In relation 70
school matters. The following is true
copy verbatim ct literatim (there IS 10
punctuation) OF letter received yester:.
day by Mr.. Frank r, Brent secretary o.
the Board:
an Mountain Road, Va,
August II, 1908
Prof Of supe OF State Board Of Education
Kindly Inform me II your position wiz
Mesrs. L, B. Vaughan s. Company,
& P, s,-Cause OF book price Webster Dlc
0ramor Keloges & Reader the gramor
we us-a tex hook arithmetic Phislolo-
gy-Hlstory OF U, s. 2 step geography II
you please send me RICE list
PROF BLANK DASH,
The force In the super!ntendents oftlce
put In the greater portion Of oft1ce hours
trying to decipher and to understand tne
writer's meaning, and Anally gave IT up
IN despair.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
from Atlantic City. Mr.. billiard Is man
ager for, the Virginia State insurance
Company in Alabama.
BROKE HIS JAW /.
Frank Marianel|l lit Arthur Hart ln the

Frank Marianei lit Arthur Hart ~ the
Face.
Arthur Hart. who claims Maryland az
his home, and who Is stranger IN tho
city. went into Fnank Marianelll's restau-
rant, at Fifth and Marshall Streets. last
night ostens!hly to get5somethlng to eat.
He got in an argument with the pro
prietor about something In reference to
the meal, and after few heated words
the latter struck the stranger blow on
the Jaw, which broke the bone, and now
he cannot eat at all,
The almshouse surgeon took the stranger
to the City Hospital and Sergeant Bailey
and officer Palmer took Marlanelll TO the
Second Station.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
MR.. BREWSTER COMING
He Will Set Up His Model To-Day in
Stuart Monument Competition.

StAol wv Ss'N'S'''
Mr. George T. Brewster. Of New York,
will arrive in Richmond to-day to set
up his model for the Stuart monument
competition.
Mr., Brewster Is quite talented young
SCULPTOR and Is rapidly winning fame
for himself by his work Of real merit
In many States.
Hs has recently completed handsome
mural oLst IN br,.,,z. Of Judge George
r. Andrews for the Supreme Court OF
New York. and !. duplicate for the Bar
Association.
Some OF his other late works OF note are
the Soldlars Group at Athens. Pa. and
the statue Of Hope surmountlng the dome
o. the now State House, Providence.
r. I.
His handsome group. "lhe FOUNTAIN
OF Nature which was awarded tho
medal Mt the Pan-Amer!can Exposition,
will readily be recalled by all who We're
SO fortunate as to view It,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
Property Transfers.

Richmond: Isaac Diggs, special com,
missioner, TO Maurice r. Barrett, 80 feet
on Twenty-ninth Street northwest corner
o. 500.
John F. seay and wife to A. r. Binford,
Is feet on west side Pine Street. northwest
corner Cumberland. subject 10 deed Of
trust for 200, 1850.
Henrico: F. NJ. Conner and wife, to G.
". Drake. lots i and in section !.
Beechwood Park 500.
Valentine IIechler. Jr.. and wife to 7.
J. Hubbard. 60 feet on north side Nine
Mile road. 22s feet east OF Twenty-eighth.
$500.
Charles W. Fechler and wife TO Ollie
J. Oakley, lot No. 60, Robin Park, 800.
s, II. Pullam. trustee, to Edith Bur-
rell. 10 acres about miles west OF Rich
mond, 500. a$ lt$
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
7. CAPTAIN REDWOOD BACK

Had Very Pleasant Visit to Flremen's
Convention.
Captain JACK Redwood. who went to
Danyille to attend the sessions Of tho
Virginia state F'iremen's Association, re.
TUNED last night. He expressed himself
as z vng sLe I q most pleasant uine;
ard said the visitors were royalty trea'eo
by the citizens OF Danville.
Captain Redwood was chosen to repre-,
sent the Association at the international
meeting in Atlantic City next month.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
HISTORY OF RICHMOND dRAYs
Decides to Compile Records

Of this Famous Military Company,
Tho Richmond Grays'. Veteran Associa-
ton. organized some eighteen years ago,
and recently yreorganized. have decided,
among other matters OF Importance which
they have under way, to publish as soon
as data can be secured, q complete his
tory OF the Richmond Grays,
This company was organized June 18th.
laa4, ana Is, perhaps, the oldest military
Of the Richmond Light Infantry Blues.
which antedates them some years, Since
its organization, there have been many
commandments, and With rare exceptions
all have passed away save those who
had tho honor to command II IN recent
years. .,.,-
Many Of ths most prominent citizens Of
the present day were once nembers OF
this company, and the present comman-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
FUNERAL OF MR.. MCDOWELL
Services by Rev. John Harmon at the
Grave In HOLLYWOOD,

Rev. John Harmon, assisted by Rev.
Vivian McKinnon. conducted tho ser
vice over thy remains Of Mr. u, g. Nc.
Dowell at the grave In Hollywood yester-
day afternoon at 8 o'clock. Mr., McDow-
eli died from injuries received by being run
over by train on Dock Street Thurs
day night,
Davis. Z. l.. Batkns, @. u. Richardson,
Bayiiss Epps. Henry montgomery, Wilbur
Montgomery, r W. Jones' and 4, F.
Montgomery
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
dart u a son OF our esteemed citizen
Goianai .tos. G. Dickerson, who Is himself

eo , Jos. G. Dickerson, who is himself
an old Gray.
listtrent of any N the state, and at tho
man (alYty- seven In hitnber responded
IA mrnil calf and WI protnr tly on duty.
u ,yaa Inc first company to he assigned
~ d,,tv, and the last to be relieved. II
occ,ipisd tho most important points dur-
Ia TIA trouble, and although the duty
uss trv,nr The manner In which the mon
condNicted themselves exenplIfcd tho fact
that thoy preserved the honor that this
historic company 50 worthily bears.
Should the plans me ASSOCIATION esla have
douht he great demand TOR the com.
nanvis history, as It will be valuable
addition TO any library.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
.SFThe Lutheran Synod,

- Especial to The Times Dispatch)
< wOODSTOCK, VA, Aug, 2l.-The third
days season oc the lrgina Synod !, 81 nf
the Evangelical Lutheran Church. at Mt.
Jackson vas consumed ln ne d!s SCI ,Snnl
IorichI seminaiy. Rev. Geo. S, Bowers, OF
Winchester Winch conducted the services thls
morning ana Rev. u, r. Perry returned
Missionary from Japan, spoke upon the
subject Of missions. -
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
WATERMELON FEAST

Windy Point Club TO Entertain Next
#E Wednesday Night.
Windy Point Club will come to the front
again next Wednesday. when the annual
watermelon feast Will be given at Mar
shall Terrace. Many invitations have been
sent out, and big time Is in prospect.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
.HARGRAVE'S SHOWS
HERE SEPTEMBER 18TH

Hargraye's shows, embracing number
Of attractive features, will show In Rich
mond matinee and night. September 25th.
II viii be located at the lead OF Main
Street. easy Of access from all parts Of
the city.
Mr.. r, b. Davis was In the city yesterday
making the necessary arrangements
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
Rumors Are Denied,
fRy Associated Press.

SOFIA, BULGARIA., Avg; a,-Ths eur
lion Of the Bulgarian army are ssmi-of-
fieially denied, Russia's naval demonstra-
ton in Turkish waters y declared rssd hste 1o
isi. In macedonia There ID increasing
alarm In regard to tho situation
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
LyO'.,WPRESSURE
Connections :, g Being Made Between the

Connections Being Made Between the
Reservoir and 7 over.
Superintendent Boiling, OF the Water
Works, announced last night that until
about 10 o'clock this morning the pres
sure water In the West End would be low.
This Is due to the fact that there are
same important connections being made be-
tween the reservoir and the water tower.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
SECOND DIVIDEND
IS.PAID ON STOCK

The Richmond Trust and Safe Deposit
Company was two years ago. appointed
receiver TOR the Commercial Building
now paying a second dividend which the
stockholders can secure BY calling at NO,
S?2 East Main Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
0OTo CHESTERFIELD
Many Members Of Lee Camp viii A.
tend the dwelling.

r. p, Leo Camp, No. ], c. ", held
their regular meeting last night, Com
mander James Power Smith In the chair,
The camp accepted an invitation from
send sen deilegaiton to the pnve ling Of the
Confederate monument on Wednesday,
September Goth. at Chesterfield Courthon ..
About thirty mernbers OF Lee Camp VIII
The members OF the camp arc talking
about the grand camp meeting In New
port News, October ,2sth, Goth and 3oth,
and many will attend,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
Mr.. Goebel to Speak.

Mr.. George II. Goebel, national organ
tyn. for the south of the Socialist party,
Will sneak III Sanger Hall this, evening
and Tomorrow evening at O'Clock. lie
will speak at Reservoir Park at O'Clock
to morrow afternoon.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
IT'S A LOVELY RIDE.

Many Young People 90 Every After.
noon TO tho Popular Resort
Many young people go every afternoon
70 the popular resort Beach Park. Spe-
cial train leaves Richmond every after
noon at $50 r. M, Fifty cents round
trip. Sunday trains leave $3.50 a, NJ. and
4P, M,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
INSURANCE AGENTS PICNIC
They Enjoy Themselves IN an Outing to
Beach Park.

Beach Park.
The Metropolitan insurance agents OF
this city spent a pleasant day at Beach
Park yesterday, where they went on tho
annual outing rendered them BY the local
management Of the company. A magni-
flcent dinner was served and the party
In addition there were hundreds OF other
excurslonists who took advantage, Of the
regular $50 o'clock Twilight Special.
As usual two trains will run down to-
morrow, one at 80 "A. NJ. the other at
4 r. NJ. returning at and lo:So +. NJ
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
Mr.. billiard Here,

Mr.. NJ, ]. billiard. who went from Rich,
n,ond several years ago to Alabama, Is
in the city with his family, returning
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22

lntho CITY,
The Rev Sparks Melton and wife, OF
Augusta. Ca, are In the city.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
ESCAPE THE HEAT TOMORROW

ca on the "TRILRY" excursion to Nor
roIk Ocean View Cape Henry and Yir-
ssa Beach slo3 Fsna tEp, r te M y usps
ana vces and VTirsglnia Beaoh = Virsinla
I npaT You can take "a DIFF IN THE
CGEAN.N7 Special Fast Yestlbvled Train
leaves Byrd-Street station AZ 8;So a. NJ
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
TITS THE FAVoRlTEz WITH RICH
WONDERS,

Many 60 every Sunday to the, popular
Reach Park, 80 cents round trip. Two
special fast trains leave $3.50 A. n. and
400 r. NJ. every Sunday,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
, 6 So g. TRlLBY !, s S 8 s 4
TO THE SEASHORN
EVERY SUNDAY,

Byrd Street station $50 A. NJ. $500 round:
trlp to Norfolk and Ocean View. t1.25
r{und-trlp to Cape Henry and Virginia
Beach No Shangse q Tr ceES pe1w saeS en'
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-22
SPEND SUNDAY ATTHE POPULAR

RESORT,
Beach Park; two special trains every
Sunday. Leave Richmond $3.50 A, NJ. and
400 Is, M, Fifty cents round trip.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
It's llGnt,, to Re

Games WhitcOmb Riley in Success)
When it's got to be''-like always say,
AS I notice the years whiZ past,
And know each day is a yesterday,
When we size it up. at last
Same as 1 said when my boyhood went
And L knOwed we had TO quit
ITS got to be, and It's goin' to bel'
So / said "Good-by'' TO it.
It's got to be. and it's gOin' to be!
So at least 7 always try
To kind o. say in hearty way
Wen, it's got to be. Good-by!'
The time just melts like late, last
When it's got to be. it melts!
But ] aim to keep a cheerful mind,
Ef L can't keep nOthin' else!
1 knOwed, when I come 70 twenty-one,
That I'd soon be twenty-five
So ] waved one hand at the soft young
And / said. "Good-by to your
It's got to be, and it's goin' to bel
So at least I always try
To kind O. say, in a cheerful way
Well, it's got 70 be. Good-by"'
They KEEP a-goin'. the years and years.
Yet still 1 smiled and smiled
For I'd said Goodbye to my single life
And 1 had wife and child;
Mother and son and father-one-
TIL, last, on her bed of pain,
She jes' smiled up. like she always done
And I said Goodbye" again.
It's got to be, and it's goin' to bel
So at least L always try
To kind O. say, in a humble way
We'll, it's got to be. Goodbye
And then my boy-as he growed TO be
Almost a man in size
Was more than q pride and JOY TO me,
With his mothers smilin' eyes.
He gimme the slip when the war broke
out
And followed me And 1
Never knOWed till the first fights end o..
/ found him, and then. ... Goodbye
It's got TO be, and it's goin to be!
So at least ] always try
To kind % say in patient way,
Wen, it's got TO be- Good-bye"
I have. said. Goodbye! Goodbye! Good
byer'
+ With my very best good WILL
/ And through life from the first-and
/ Am a cheerful old man STILL
/ But it's got to end. and it's gOin' to end
/ And this is the thing III do
/ With my last breath I VIII laugh, on
/ Death.
| And say Goodbye" to you,
It's got TO be- and again / say
/ when his old scythe circles nigh,
Z IU lauEh-of course i'm the hndest way
AS I say "Good-byel GOOd-byeN
James Whitcomb Riley i'm Success
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20

Success takes hold of the tired mind
and carries the reader into a land of
literature that is restful because it is
real; that is fascinating because it is
vivid; that is helpful because it is rugged
and honest.
I just glanced at one volume OF your
magazine Success and / read the whole
u numbers through before quit"
Success is read by every member of the
fanily-uot a woman's magazine-nOt
a man magazine-nOr a child's maya
zine-but home magazine for men and
women and the young folks.
Every member OF our family reads Sue
cess every month.
Sometimes the stories and articles in
Success are contributed by famous wri-
ters-and sometimes they are not 1t is
the character of the article - not the
reputation Of the author that counts
with Successes editors. There is no
high-priced drivel in Success. Every
story must stand for itself
MY fourteen-year-old boy would rather
read Success than eat-and I am not so
sure bat what his father is in the same
boat"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
SENATORIAL JOKES.
Cew york WORLDLY

New york WOrld)
Representative Timothy D. Sullivan Is
attracting great attention. and If his
stock Of stories holds out New York
City may get a new postoffice at this
session.
senator Sullivan, as everybody calls
him. has already obtained a following
Republicans and Democrats alike crowd
about his seat whenever he starts story
telling During the monotony OF the
Jarlft debate crowd Of twenty-five OF
thirty members gathered about him. A
roar OF laughter greeted one of his
stories, when Representative Jim
sherman Of New York. who was tempo
rarlly IN The chair. and who is an ad-
iug abilities. banged the desk with the
gavel and said.
IF the gentleman from New York de-
sires to entertain the house Will ne please
retire TO the cloak room 2'
Senator Sullivan laughed and the
"Jim was jealous that he couldn't hear
the story said Representative Wilson
of Brooklyn. as he took his seat
Representative Sullivan Is Just getting
Snown i'm the house than some members
who have been there ten years.
How do YOU spell your name2" asked
p new member Of Major Mcdowell, the
"N-c-D-o-w-e-I-l.'' spelled the major
ron. said the new member, Mick
DowcIL"
We protested the major; Mac
DoweIL"
How do you make ito" asked the new
member.
Make it,'' snorted the major. did
YOU ever hear Of name that began
with Nc or Mac being pronounced any
other way2'
"Oh, ] don't know" said the new mem
Der. How would YOU pronounce
M-a-c-h-i-n-e-r-y2
And there was nothing left for the
major TO do but perform certain rites
Colonel Griggs Of Georgian" asked a
stranger Of Representative J. W. Griggs
az the west door Of the house.
NO sab. Mlstah Griggs of JOrjah."
was the answer. I'm the only member
OF the house from south Of Virginia who
IS not colonel
How do YOU like being in congress '
Representative Bowers. a new member
from Mississippi. was asked.
answer
well. Joe Slack. down IN my district.
SAYS dog heaven is where a hound dog
thinks there're ponds Of p0t-licker and
lame rabbits"
one lone representative was sitting IN
the immense hall of the house as tho
galleries were filling uD. He was busy
who is that MANI a visitor asked.
"Oh. that's Wade Of Iowa. the only
Democrat from his state. and he is eau
using the guide answered.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
I have said: "Good-byei Good-bye' Good
stories About GO Men.



When John D. Rockefeller was a small
boy he frequently attended Sunday school,
giving as his reason that he was fasci-
mated by the sound Of the pennies drop
ping into the contribution box.
one Sunday he was asked by the teacher
what he regarded as the most sublime
passage I'm the Bible. and replied without
the slightest hesitation: LET there o.
hshtI'
out of this tiny germ grew the Stan
dard oil company
Rudyard <ipling. an English verse
writer of some repution, was once APP
preached by a soap manufacturer who
wanted some street car jingles to use IN
his advertising department 1t Is SAID
that he responded with the following ode.
Wool soal is immortal; all wise men
agree
That eternal and vast is its scope
For while there are sheep there Is wool,
don't you see,
And while there is life there is soap.
John Lawrence Sullivan. the well know,
Boston philosopher, once attended a pan-
quet in New York and sat next TO a young
lady Of literary tastes
MIR sullivan said She don't You
think Burns is just too lovely for any
/ thins2"
II spose you mean Farmer Burns" re-
spOnded Sullivan. and j don't like TO
knock no guy, but I'll Jest tell you what
tink- Dem wrestlers is mostly all fax
! ers. OATS wat I tink-see2'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
SHALL IT BE I?

ruHHmsgn thmh hertz hemPso m fu fc R % W
~ lay an ne he %
"
a. t or y
II p re dh or lay he W
% gil
Fl
Beds
ming
new are possess Re Hh
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
Special Limited Dollar offer

We have published a little book
The Magic Story-which has attracted
more attention-created more wonder
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other book of its size in years. There
is something hypnotic about the story.
We can't explain the mystery here, but
we promise you that if you even pick up
The Magic Story" you won't lay it
down till you've read it through.
You can get a copy free
so long as they last
Success costs 10 cents a number.
Send us a dollar and we will send
the next 10 numbers of Success and in
addition g copy of THE Magic Story"
--expressage and every. other cost pre-
paid Send the dollar today. Our sup
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- Washington Square, New York City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
Dreaming of Home.

NEuEEne EAtlO-I
III comes 10 me often I'm silence.
when the freight sputters low
When the black, uncertain shadows
seem wraiths OF the long ago;
AIWav5 with q throb OF heartache
THAT thrills each pulsive vein,
Comes the old. unuuiet longing
For the peace of home again.
I'm sick of the roar Of cities.
And the faces cold and strange,
1 know where there's warmth Of vel
come.
And my yearning fancies range
Back 60 the dear old homestead
with an aching sense or pain.
Suit thcre'U be joy In the coming
When ] go home again.
when L 90 home againi There's music
That never NAV die away
And Do seems that the hands OF an5els
on a mystic heart az play
Have touched with a yearniug sadness
ON a beautiful. broken strain,
To which is my fond heart wording
When I 60 home again.
Outside Of my darkened window
us the great world crash and dfa,
And slowly the autumn shadows
Come drifting. drifting in.
Sobblng. sthe night wind murmurs
TO the splash Of the autumn RAM
Frt T dream OF the glorious greeting
when i 80 home again
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20

New Orleans Times DemOcrat)
Miss Mary Malinda McVeagh,
Who still had a sweet girllsh Weagns
Wept rivers when she
cat fifty and three
Found ont that they called her passeagh
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
III of Il.

0H0uston PosL)
You're lively today" said the William
Goat.
As he watched his helpmeet hustle.
She said. Il have eaten some woman s
wear
And m lust fun of hustle
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20

Your arms, he said ARE white
snow,
Your eyes are clearer than pure ice.
Your teeth have an the silyered glow
OF frosts that poets dreams entice.'
Her eyes assumed a freezing stare.
She gave her chin little lift,
And said. with calm and chilling air,
II fear J do not catch your dri1tH'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
Batting a Gossip.


Miss Kidder-They' only been mar
ried six months, but whenever her hus-
band goes away on a. business trip she's
delighted and prepares to have good
time.
Miss Meanley-Ahat Do you know L
suspected something ike that? always
said
Miss, Kidder-Yes. You see, ne takes
her with him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20

Baltimore American.)
At present thc-fad is old pewter.
Milady thinks nothing is cewter;
So III Tier" you'd delight
With a bauble that's right.
BUY pewter, it's certain to -seWter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20

Don't Borrow trouble. borrow mon
ey. See Cherry. 407 %. F. Walker
building for your Christmas money.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
When the Commuter Is Hot.

Chicago Tribune.)
Under the train shed, bleak and bare,
The chilled COmmuLer STANDS
Since sunrise he's been waiting there,
With freezing feet and hands,
And the explosives he uses are
The most explosive brands.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20

philadelphia Press.)
To err IS human. YOU.
And yet we know
More human tits to say
II told you SO,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
Not to Blame.
rCnsoouo TsrfhT1rn

Not to Blame.
Chicago Tribune)
Don't blame this young man from Duluth,
He suffered from pain in his tuth:
His agony dental
Resulted in mental
Disturbance when he was a yuth,
he cried. Tn an auto.
And benZine I've got to
Fill I'D with" He rose from Duluth
that's the truth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
The Cure and the Bite.

The Cure and the Bite.
cortland OregOnian.)
There was q young man from Duluth,
Who was given to drinking vermuth.
His friends tried to save him
BY allaying his craving
With something less warm-when for
sOOth.
He took gasoline,
Now it's plain to be seen,
He'd better have stuck to vermuth-aud
Duluth
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
Peter Won.

New Orleans Times-Democrat.)
A dude, when he landed in Tucson,
A coat had exceedingly sprucsOn.
Said wild Peter Plankett:
~COme. gimme that blanketi
Twill fit me much better than yUcsont
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-12-20
Sad

washington Starr
The springtime will delight the soul,
The violets viii bloom again:
But, oh the many tons Of coal
That we will have to buy ere then.