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The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-09

bottles Of DR.. Pierce's medicine, and
that II she would do likewise she would
feel ten years younger, too.1
There is one clause in Mrs Schnetyer's
letter, which voices the sentiments OF
thousands Of sensitive women. UIkRSW
that 0Ky homo d0ciOy uoHid isSia tie
INST thing on an examination, and that
I uoKh not submit TO, unless I mas daH-
geyoHsiy Siok, and then ii uoNkd Be too
Edke 10 do any good"
Many a woman in Just such a case.
realizing the danger she runs yet neg
lects medical treatment because she
shrlnks from the indelicate question
ings, the offensive examinations and
obnoxious local treatments which the
home physician often thinks necessary.
A WAY OUT
Of this difficulty Is opened for women by
DIR. Pierce's invitation 10 consult him by
letter, free. All correspondence is held
as strictly confidential, and the written
condolences of women are guarded by
the same professional privacy observed
by DIR. Pierce In personal consultations
with women at the Invalids' Hotel and
Surgical Institute, Buffalo. NY. Address
DIR. r. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
THR FAMILY FRIEND.
A. l.. Amend, Of Newfeld. Fl Paso
Co.. Colo, says: vWe have studied the
Medical Adviser thoroughly, and when
anything is the matter with any Of our
large family the first thing We do u to
see what the book says"
DIR. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, containing 1908 large pages and
over 100 illustrations, Is sent (rsS on
receipt OF stamps 10 pay expense Of mail
ing 0Eiy. Send 81 one-cent stamps for
the cloth bound volume, or only a.
stamps for the book In paper eoverS
Address Dr. Il. v. Pierce. buffalo. N. x
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-09
A NATURAL RESULT.

Il Il very reasonable 10 suppose II the
foundation Of structure was removed
that the building itself "a bound 20
come down. This same principle can
be applied 10 disease. Take a me0i.
cine into the system that viii remove
the cause Of sickness, and the Illness
leaves OF itself Dyspepsia. indiges-
ton. aiek-headache and biliOuaneas
have their foundation 10 stomach dis
orders. Remove this weakness and
the other symptoms are no more.
There n one cure for aii this that All
druggists sell for 25c per boz. Il 10
called Or. Gums Improved Liver
Piiia They get night AZ the beginning
cf these diseases aud make the cure
by taking away the cause Of H. We
viii send a amall bOx free BY mail. or
q large boa on receipt u 2tc. Address
DR. bosan.0 Co. fhiladelpbia. Pa
For sale =. .. hoone's Drug Stores. 4
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-09

Git In de percession, believers-its
always tho foremost what wins;
Presidents kissin' de babies-fetch
on de triplcts en- twinsl
Moses en- Aaron.
En- Je-hos.a-phat.
Don't you be hidin'
Io' faces LAX dat
CIT inter line
Whar de babies Is at
Git inter line wild de babiesl
II.
Git In de procession, believers don't
20 fall out er de track!
De hope er dc country'is bables-dont
keer ef dey bowleg er black!
Joshua on iona,
En- washin'ton Jones.
Don't you be hiain'
En- maxim yo' means;
Come ter de kissin'--
Lawd bless yo' sweet bonesl
itinter line wild de bablesl
Ill.
Den it's in de percession. believers
en- bring all de bGbico along.
On de back er de hoss TO ole Bammery
Cross, ter de nursery jubilee songl
Moses On Aaron
Napoleon dc Five.
Sho' be on han
Wen de big train arrivel
Come ter dc kissln--
Bleas God you alive,
Git inter line wild de babies
Atlanta Constitution.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-09

The Mad Mullah has been Killed 70
often thar be ought 70 Quit being mad
about IL
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-09

say fheI naH hardly beiiSss Ataf = e,,, IA
same person; after 6eiaR siat so kong
hG1e changed 10 Be- vobnnf aad y,os,
o1eekfd. l have taken fifteen bottles of
PRESCRIPTION, fifteen Of the Discovery >
and hfteen of the Pellets.' I know thai
II II had not been for your medicines
would not have been living to-day.s
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Presentation is n
woman's medicine. 1t Is not offered a.
a cure-all but IL Is confidently recon-.
mended as sure and safe remedy for
all those diseases of women which are
curnble by the use of medicine. IL
establishes regularity, dries the drains
which destroy the strength and beauty
OF women, heals inflammation and nj
ceration and cures female weakness n
Is the best preparative for motherhood.
giving great strength and elasticity TO
the organs Of maternity, and making the
baoy's advent practically painless.
reErTINc YOUNG AoAIN.s
II Is one Of the triumphs of UFavorite
prescription that its results arc so
palpably and visibly real. The cure Of
womanly diseases by this medicine is
proved by the gain ID flesh and weight,
by the restoration Of youthful freshness,
by the renewed strength and ambition,
and by oil the outward and visible signs
OF robust health.
"I enjoy good health; thanks TO
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription and
Golden Medical Discovery writes Mrs.
]. ]. Schnetyer, Of Pontiac, Livingston
Co., III. "Have taken six bottles of each
kind. was taken sick last February
and the doctors here called II Grip
lay for four weeks in bed, and when 90,
up found bad displacement Had
such aches and pains in my back and
limbs, could not stand any length Of
time. 4 kaew Maf our Home doeko,
sfsonId ,eefrJ n, 6ysJ IL,.,,,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-09
The Right Place to Begin.

When the political history Of Mary
land Is written there viii be a para,
graph OF two for the McComas- Mudd
feud. Il is now In progress. bitter and
unrelenting hcComas was a United
States senator until March last. and
Audd is a representative In congress-
Both are Republicans
In the old days though, they were
bosom friends MeComas was the
leader and Mudd a follower. One day
they were dining together.
Sydney" asked McComas. how
old is your bOy2"
Sixteen" replied Mudd. proudly
Ny. my" said 1cComas. = didn't
think he was 20 old. but IIl tell you.
Sydney. when the time comes M DO
something handsome for that hsy"
Mudd leaned over the table. Mac. "
ho said. when you want 70 DO any
thing for the Mudd family you forget
the boy. and begin with the old man. "
Philadelphia Saturday Evening
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-09
1DMAN'S BEAUTY.
It IL Made or Marred.

Is nothing more subtle than
..... beauty. II eludes all attempts
|s .0IIke Il. A woman may have the
nents aud hines of the Medician
n bd yet lack beauty. Or she may
4. stic standards and be known
ERE as a beautiful woman. There
rer, one kind Of beauty which is
I'd by all and which is every
no...h dover, beauty TO which the
IIe4 have given the name Of "The
a4an|. n YOUTH Many tine we
atch some sweet, young Girl,
I|.Q a by her beauty. But II we
.n.' De beauty we find Il Is made up
N 'tth skin, clear complexion, bright
r..I aIidy lips aud rounded contours.
ia, 1.buty ought 70 last always But
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-09

The president requests tho people
Of Arizona 70 preserve the Grand
Canyon of the Colorado. The An.
zonlan's reputation IL NOT overly good
but SIN We believe the canyon viii
not be swiped
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
Kansas Men Prominent in
Scottish Rite Masonry

Special 10 Daily Leader.
Washington, D. C., Oct 3O--since
the organization Of the supreme coun-
ell Of the Ancient and Accepted Scot
tish Rite OF Free Masonry for the
southern jurisdiction there have been
crowned lis active members. OF this
number eighty-seven have died. -Four
are on the emeritus list, while the re
naming twentyfour are the members
az this tine in whose hands rest the
responsibility of leglslating for one OF
the most exclusive organizations in the
fraternal world
Thomas w Harrison, Of Kansas. is
member OF the supreme council Of
this branch of Masonry. Harper S.
Cunningham, Of Oklahoma, and Eras-
mus r. Carr, e. Montana, both former
and well known kansans, are also hon
'ored members Of this body.
Thomas Wentworth Harrison, who
~ sovereign grg al inspector general
in Kansas, is a lawyer, and has prac-
ticed that profession with great sue
cess for thirty-fve years. He lived
in the state of Iowa for eighteen
years, and was a member of the legis-
lature of that state and served as
chairman Of the judiciary committee
in that body
Mr. Harrison has resided in Topeka
since 1886 He was made a Mason at
Horizon. Wis, in 1866 He was cor
oneted an honorary inspector general
in October, 1897. He was made depu-
ty Of the supreme council for the
state Of Kansas in October, 1899. and
was crowned an active member in
1901. Under his administration the
rite in Kansas has had a very rapid.
and prosperous growth,
and It's membership exceeds that Of
any other state in the entire south
ern jurisdiction
Harper Samuel Cunningham, grand
herald ana grand inspector general for
Oklahoma, was born in the Buckeye
state, at Frazeysburg. Ohio, October
81, 1876. He resided and practiced his
prot A-sion--that Of LAWN Kansas,
bat afterward removed to Oklahoma,
where he was appointed to and filled
the position of attorney general of the
territory. Mr.. Cunningham was made
a Mason December q, 1870, in Water
vile, Kas He received the Ancient
and Accepted Scottish Rite degrees in
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31

ample supply Of water. This would
include also a geological survey to de-
termine the underlying formation The
firm agrees to put down sunjcient
number of test holes to determine the
nature and extent Of underground
water and agrees TO submit 20 tne
council a ypewrltten report glvlag
estimates in detail Of the cost of tho
Increase water supply.
The cost of The investigation iA
placed at s1.lS5 Should the council
accept the proposition work would be
begun within ten days.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
Looking to an Increased
Water Supply for City

The water committee of the city
council is entertaining a proposition
submitted by Messrs G. S. Burns and
r. Ig. Mcdonnell civil, hydraulic AMI
sanitary engineers Of Kansas City for
an increased water supply. The prop
osition which was submitted to the
council last evening and referred 10
the water committee, carries with il
an agreement that the firm win furn.
ish instruments to make a complete
survey of Guthrie and surrounding
vicinity with a view 10 securing an
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
Cut Out
Portions of Sulphur
Not Subject to
Allotment

Sulphur, l. T., Oct 3l.--Nouees were
posted here today by j. Blair shoen.
lelt, notifying the public that all OF
the new business part OF this town
ami a great portion Of the residence
part Of tho town has been cut out Of
the townsite, and is not subject to al
lotmeut
The land rs supposed 20 bewithheld
. for reservation purposes, Within me
above limits Is situated the Roserva-
tion park and Grand hotels, all of the
new business houses and many resi-
Idences The improvements ana land
vaiues amounting 90 over a million
ldonars are thus wiped out by a stroke
of ihe pen
Whether Hitchcock has a power 90
cut ont the heart OF the old townsite
which was Incorporated over siN years
Iago under the existing laws, without
congressional power Is a question Of
wide speculation here.
This lana 70 be segregated win hay,
20 De bought from tbe ndians under
a treaty aud pending same ths dam
lage TO sulphur win be several hun
dred thousand dollars Many Texai
people arc investors here.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
suRFoRp eoEs rIsAINa.
And Consequently the Yost Hotel Has
No Fish.

saltwater Gazette: Judge Burfc;d
F. G. Hunt, President Scott and Drug
gist Powell, drove out to Yost lake
Sunday armed with the proper imple-
ments Of fishing outfit Hotel Yost
was expecting fish for supper which
would have been a great treat for the
guests. but after sitting the catch
down to focus, we learned on the
Q. 7. that the judge landed fish, and
on close inspection proved to be a
croppie. It is needless to say that
Hotel Yost was disappointed
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31

I 1887; was coroneted an honorary in
spector general November 21, 1890,
and was crowned an active member
of the supreme council October 20,
1899.
Erasmus Theodore Carr, formerly Of
Leayenworth, now grand prior and
sovereign grand inspector general in
Montana, was born October %, 1926,
at Greenfield, New York At the age
of three he removed with his parents
TO Tully, Of the same state, in which
he grew to manhood, receiving a com
mon school education, principally at
the old union school at Vesper He is
a descendant of English, Scotch and
Irish ancestry. His youth was in
part that of a farmers boy, but later
he drifted into his fathers trade, that
of general mason work. in which he
became quite proficient. Mr Carr en-
gagged in building as a contractor, To-
eating in Syracuse, ~ Y, where he
remained until the spring of 1855,
when he remoyed to St. Paul, Mimi
He remained in the Minnesota CAPT
tai only for a few months, when he
accepted a position under the govern
ment at Fort Leavenworth as assist
ant in charge of the many improve
menst then going on at that important
army post.
At the completiol of the govern
ment work he engaged in business as
architect and builder Ia Leavenworth
City. continuing in that business un-
til 1860. when he again accepted
situation with work at the Leaven-
worth arsenal He continued in that
capacity until after the war, when he
resigned to resume the practice Of
architecture, which he has since con
tlnued to follow as profession
For many years Mr. Carr continued
to reside in Leavenworth In 1888
he was elected TO receive the thirty
third degree and became the active
membr Of the supreme council for the
state of Kansas. His Masonic history
previous TO that time, dating from
when he frst received his 6fst eegr e,
in the blue lodge, in 1856, in Leayen-
worth From 1868 until 1895 Mr. Carr
represented Kansas in the supreme
council, nut his business interests
having taken him to Montana, he was
by vote of the council transferred and
made the acting member for that
Young state.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
a Perfect Painless PHI

Is the one that win cleanse the sys'
tenn. set the liver to action, remove
the bile, clear the complexion, cure
headache and leave good taste in
the mouth The famous little pills for
doing such work pleasantly and effect
uaIly are DcWitts Little Early Risers
Bob Moore of Lafayette, Ind says:
.,All other pills have used gripe and
sicken, while peWitt's Little Early
Risers are simply perfect"
Sold by ]. n. Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
bio YOU EVER

Smoke a stogie cigar2 We have just
received a case direct from the maxi
ers at Plttsburg, Pa They cost but
little, and furnish a long. sweet smoke,
for cents; $3.50 per hundred, get
some rlgh now
sportsmens' Goods.
Don't forget TO call ana have a look
az the new automatic smokeless car
ridge repeating pistol s shots
quicker than you can wink your eye
and very accurate Price $1,000.
$1,000 buys good double harrolea
breech loading gun
oLsMlTH ARMS co.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
Decided
Enid and Anadarko
Line Transferred to
Rock Island

There was filed in Secretary Crimes
Office yesterday a deed given by the
Enid & Anadarko railway to the Chi
cago. Rock Island q Pacific. The Enid
& Anaaarlyo railroad deciding 20 the
Rock Island all its railroad property
for the consideration Of sS,632,00O The
Enid g Anadarko line extends from
Enid to watonga. from tieary to An
adarko and from Lawton to Waurika.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
sasnt More Than $1,000.

W. w Baker Oh Plainyiew, Neb.
writes My wine suffered from lung
trouble for fifteen years She tried a
number Of doctors and spent over s1,-
900 without relief She became very
low and lost all hope. A friend recon-
mended Foley's Honey and Tar and
thanks to this great remedy it saved
er life. She enjoys better health than
she has known in ten years" Refuse
substitutes
Sold by j. N. Wallace
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
Never AK ADVISE.

When You have cough or cold
don't ask what is good Tor Il and get
somo medicine with little or no merit
and perhaps dangerous ASK for
Foloys Honey and Tar The greatest
throat-and lung remedy IL cures
coughs and colds quickly.
sold by J d wallace,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31

c. II McDermond, pastor.
Preaching at II a. m, subject: I'VE
Shall See Him"
AT 1880 p. ms subject: "The Prod
igals Return"
sabbath school at 10 a. m, young
men and ladies especially invited;
Miss Blair, teacher
Revival services every night next
week.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31

Fan colds are liable 10 hang on Gil
winter leaving the seeds Of pneumenia,
bronchitis or consumption. Foley 5
Honey and Tar cures quickly and pre-
vents serious results. Il is ola and
reliable, tried and tested safe and
sure Contains no opiates and win not
Consupate
Sold hy u n. Wallace,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
FoRTY.FlvE wgRg pRowNED.
lBy AssoeIated Press.l

Yokohama Japan, Oct 3l.--lt is as
certained today that 40 persons out OF
lO3 on board the steamer Tokai Maru
were drowned as a result OF the sink
ing Of that vessel after having been
in collision with the Russian steamer
Progress. The malls and all yalu
ablos Of Tie sunken vessel We're lost
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
USED LAUNDRY STARCH.

90. Hughes Has a TerrIbIe MiNup With
Breakfast Food.
DR.. G. A. Hughes, when he run out
OF bird-seed breakfast food" took 10
making hot cakes for breakfast, but
could not make them rise. After eat.
Ing about a hundred that were like
shoe soles he found that he had been
using laundry starch for baking pow
der. and any inclination to be stuck Up
or stiffness of manner that mag have
been noticed in the doctors conduct
ought to be excused.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31

The Columbia Comic Opera Co.,
win present "Milado7 at the Brooks
saturday night Tickets WIN go 90
sale tomorrow morning az Wallace
drug store Bargain prices. 25c. s5c
soc. ard 75c go
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
Furea Springs
Reduced ratefn enee1 an me ye"F

The riscd System operates wide
yestibuIee eletric lighted trains. An
cafe cars "a dining halls under the
naaageyap Of Fred Harvey
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31

~ tliefe that every hearty laugh
is A aneh5ah. ana that songs are
the angs Of the soul'---Gov Bob
TayF
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31

Foley's Honey and Tar cures coughs
and colds and prevents pneumonia,
Take 20 substitutes.
Sold BY j. N. Wallace
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31
cutarls Towel supply.

Towels ard aprons Of an Kinds fur
nished az very reasonable rates. See
me before sou buy Walter Hammock
with Guthrie LAUNDRY co
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1903-10-31

r. NJ Powell former msyor of
sapuipa, 4 r.. and wen kpown Ia
Guthrie. died az Higginsyllie. VI Va
this week.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-10-23

ing some OF the biggest bar
All wool, black worsted suit,
formerly $l5 90, now.....- $l2
All wool blue worsted suit.
formerly $14 0G, now..... III
A striped worsted suit, clos
ing out price. Ill
A striped worsted suit, clos
ing out OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 10
Extra fine black cheviot suit,
closing out price. 49,
Mems corduroy pants, all
sizes, formerly "a 90, now. 81
Celebrated Sweet Orr"cordu-
roy pants, only.-.......... s.
Mems wool pants. dark color,
all sizes, only. 2:
Mems light striped pants,.... q
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-10-23
HARNESS AND SADDLES.

In this line we sell only first class
oods-ths best In the world. Years
experience have made us familiar
With every requirement OF the ran.e.
The famous Pueblo Saddle, ma :
tActured by r. T.. Frazier. Is knD n
to every cnLLlennn on The rnrge
Tho celebrated Fur>tnow Saddle,
made by AL. Furstnow, formerly OF
FurstnOw & Gogshall. Miles City,
\ Mountains, gives universe! satisiic
; ion wherever used.
We also sell Collins & Morrison's
saddle. The Fremont ssddls. ko.
nantz saddle. Ladies Cross saddles,
and boys saddles.
Our Hand Made Harness are
Sc 'ond to none. Wa cur.v u com
plete line Of handsome and stylish
Buggy and Carriage Ilurnsss, Heavy
Tsam Harness.. Concord Harness,
Horse Clothing and Supplies. liar-
ness made To order. Harness re-
paired. Will exchange now for old
saddles.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-10-23

tI1I9 CVCI OIICI Gu III 1NdP1U0 1Iy
Mems crash suits, we are clos
ing out 2 so
We can't leave out Boys Clothing
and as Sales, not Profits is vi great
object, we offer you
3 piece suit, knee pants. light
checked worsted, only...... s3 %
2 piece suit, light worsted, Nor.
folk style. .............. 800
3 piece suit, dark c~heviot..... $50
3 piece suit,long pants. all sizes s 80
8 piece suit. $50
We have a nice line OF boys
knee pants, all sizes........ 66
We have a nice line Of boys
corduroy pants, all sizes.... $50
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1903-07-01
BLOOD HUMOURS
Skin HumOurs, Scalp HumOuTs,
Hair Humours,
Whether Simple Scrofulous or
Hereditary
Speedily Cured by Cutleura
Soap, Ointment and Pills.
Complete External and Internal
Treatment, One Dollar.

In the treatment Of torturing, dis
figuring, itching, scaly, crusted, pimply,
blotchy and scrofulous humours of the
sin, scalp and blood, with loss Of hair,
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills have
been wonderfully successful. Even the
most obstinate of constitutional hui
mours. such as bad blood, scrofula, in
hcrited and contagious humours, with
loss of hair, granular swellings, ulcer
Gus patches in the throat and mouth,
sore eyes, unprecedented blotches, as
well as boils, carbuncles, scurvy, sites,
ulcers and sores arising from an i'm
pure or impoverished condition of the
blood, yield to the Cuticura Treatment,
when all other remedies fail.
And greater still, If possible, Is the
wonderful record of cures Of torturing,
disiguring humours among infants and
children. The suffering which Cuticura
Remedies have allcviated among the
young, and the comfort they have af-
forded WORKOUT ard worried parents,
have led to their adoption in countless
homes as priceless curatives for the
skin and blood. Infantile and birth hui
mours, milk crust, SCALED head, eczema,
rashes and every form ofitching, scaly,
pimply skin and scalp humours, with
loss Of hair, of infancy and childhood,
are speedily, permanently and economi-
cally cured when all other remedies
suitable for children, and even the best
physicians, fail. 4.-s--s-s.-<-s. -
Sold throughout the world Cuticura Resoyen SOC On
form Of Chocolate Coated Pills Csc per vial Of 3D. on
So Paris Rue de Ia Faix; Boston I37 Columbus Ave
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp, Sole Props.
uar Send for THE Great Humour Cure"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1903-07-01
HIS Share of 1t.

She-I think Miss Pechis is sweet.
He-You flatter me.
Platter YOU'D
Eyes, I've helped to make her sweet
I've been buying her candy every Other
night for three months. '-Philadel
phia Press.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1903-07-01
"Busted."

Jasper-Prof. Bighead has had .
great disappointment in his life.
Jumpuppe-What was it?
"He pursued his scientific researches
until he developed beautiful theory
and then he kept on pursuing them un
til. he exploded it. Judge.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1903-07-01

Sifkins-Doolittle always pays as he
goes, does ne not2
Bifkins-Yes; but he's the slowest
goer that ever meandered along the
pike.-Cincinnati Enquirer.