The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1903-05-22

The South Dakota Agricultural.
college of Brookings defeated the
Vermillion University track team at
Brookings Monday, securing s8 points
out of a possible LA.
An entertainment will be given at
the Presbyterian church on next Fri
day evening at 8o'clock. The program
will consist Of a pantomine and vocal
and instrumental music.
A severe thunder and lightning
storm hit the town at $50 Yesterday
morning and for a time things were
pretty lively about the telephone ex-
change. TwentY-eight fuses were
burnt out in the switch box on the
cable pole. But little rain fell.
The business men of Kimball have
entered into an agreement that after
June l they will close their respective
places of business at 8 O'Clock and in
case of violation the offender to give
$40, to be equally divided, to the three
Ichurches of Kimball.
There will be union memorial
services in the Presbyterian church
next Sabbath morning at II o'clock.
The subject will be ssThe Good
Fight" At the evening services the
subject is .'The Price Paid" Sabbath
school at12 o'clock. You are welcome
at these services.
A. w. Hanneman returned from the
Black Hills country Monday night.
Mr.. Hanneman visited several points
in the Hills country and of course
was much pleased with it, as is every
body who goes there. He took a
plunge bath at Hot Springs and went
through the famous wind cave.
Tom Weiss was home from Cham
berlain over Sunday. He says that
they are fixing everything up in
anticipation of a large crowd during
the firemen's tournament and that
there are fourteen foot racers get out
every night and by the time of the
tournament they will be in fine condi-
ton, and give the visiting teams a run
for their money.
L. G. Conant returned Wednesday
morning from Chamberlain. While
he was there he made arrangements
to go into partnership with Tom
Weiss and put in a bowling alley in
that city. DIR. D. H. Henry will erect
a building opposite Whitbeck's bank
for the purpose and give them a three
years lease of the same.
A New York clergyman says that
society is a gigantic pie, the upper
crust being stepped in champagne,
the bottom layer soggy with beer and
the middle soaked in whiskey cock.
tails" About two slices OF a sure
enough pie constructed that way
would make a ma think he owned a
whole bakery and was driving the
delivery wagon himself.
Things look dark for the Pukwana
creamery. It's toss-up whether il
again opens for business or not. The
stockholders have a meeting tomorrow
at which time the plant will not start
unless sufficient number OF COW owners
give evidence of patronizing it. It'll
too bad. but The fact is that condition.
have been against the creamery FOL
the past four or five years.
On the outskirts of a certain towr
where a lot Of negroes lived, a citizen
had a house to rent, says an exchange
A young darkey lately married, called
on the citizen to bargain for the hous,
and the following conversation tool
place: "When were you married?'
"Bout three months ago. replied til,
darky. Chow many children hay,
you?" ''Fo' de lawd's sake, boss, we's,
only cullud folks, we'se no Belgian
hares."
s, We have all been in a position SINH
lar to that complained Of by tn
Worthwhile Journal: s.This writer ha
been asked several times to supres
items Of news on account OF the younI
mans mother. A newspaper is no
run in the interest Of mothers alto
gether. The young scamps should b
the ones to think Of the feelings Q
their mother and not the newspape
man."
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