Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1903-05-02

And makes awful mess
For type and things will somehow mix
And look about like this: Xq ?4at.z z. etc.
Some lines I've noticed heretofore
I never could have read
Except I turned the paper DER
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Now to the last line you must drop
You'll find the end right here ~.
But keep o reading toward the top
Which may seem very queer.
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/ never did have much dignity.
Whenever / attempt to strike an at
titude 1 seem to knock the thing all
to pieces.
1 plead guilty to the charge of
writing some very crude stuff but /
have never tried to make .'.hollow''
rhyme with ''cholera" as Sucker
poet does in an lode" dedicated to
Jersey Hog"
The beef is not always to the strong
man in Armour; neither do the hogs
all race to Swift. The other packers
get some of the meat. -
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"ddSO 1ruhhO VI NhiCfsSO, Cdiiso MS
18th child "Finis." 1 knew a case
once where there didn't seem to be
much in the name. 1t was two or
three counts too previous.
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The contention that equal political
rights entails social equality is fool
ish. There is not a community in the
whole country that doesn't disprove
it, even where the people are all of
one race.
According to the report of Bank
Commissioner Albaugh, every man,
woman and child in the state has $50
on deposit in some bank or other, but
ahl Woe is mine. I've forgotten just
which bank mine is in.
Men are not always like empty
sacks The ''fuller'' they get the
harder it is to stand alone.
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From the birth notices which /
read L learn that there ale various
ways of estimating the youngsters
Sometimes it Is "a fine 10-pound boy''
and again it may be a girl which ''can
easily be placed in a quart cup" etc
Common avoirdupois is good enough
for boys, OF course, but Troy weight is
jewels and the like.
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The scalp bounty is the largest item
allowed by the commissioners at the |
April session. 1t foots up over $780, |
Do you think they could do anything
better with little drib like that?
I've heard it five different ways: |
Rozevelt. Rockwell, Roswell, Roce-
Welt, Rucevelt and perhaps Others |
I'm thinking of asking about it when |
I see him.
An emulsion of kerosene, soap and |
soft water will kill lice on animals, |
quadruped or biped. know this be-
cause l tried it, on some quadrupeds. |
loo much kerosene will take the hair |
Mix well, use it warm, rinse off and |
rub dry.
Here is Thedora's recipe for chick
en- cholera: Sulpher, alum, rosin, cop
peras, each one fourth pound; Cay
enne pepper. Spanish brown, cam
phor gum, each one ounce Mix al
together, and feed one tablespoonful |
in soft feed to p hens every other |
day until well and then occasionally
to keep well. This has been thor
oughly tried and found effectual.
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l can tell yon little story OF a bar
Der who thought he could make a few
dimes on the side by raising poultry. |
Thus inclined he went down TO the
market and picked out a nice, spry
rooster and four big hens. which SEEM
ed to be waiting on chanticleer. The
barber lugged them home and turned
them loose in the enclosure devoted
20 new venture and then returned to
MS shop up town. After his depar-
ture his wife went out to inspect the
purchase and found that her husband
had bought one little bantam hen and
four strapping big, lusty roosters.