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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

Rich Fountain, Mo, Aug l7th.-Rev.
Jos. Pope, of this place, is widely and
favorably known as a clergyman who has
done and is doing much for his people
He is very much beloved by everyone for
the faithfulness of his pastoral work
Rev. Mr.. Pope has given for publication
a statement made to him by a German
farmer, who is a member of his congrega-
ton. The mans name is George Hoel-
lerer, and he has given Rev. Mr.. Pope this
letter:
Last winter l suffered very much with
Rheumatism. | could neither walk nor
ride on horse back nor do any farm work
Il took medicine from different doctors,
but they did not do me any good. Then
] tried Dodd's Kidney Pills procured for
me by good friend. After l had taken
the first box l felt already a heap better
| was relieved of the pain and could walk
and chop wood; and the contraction Of
my fingers began to resolve.
Now since have taken six more boxes
of Dodd's Kidney Pills | feel well again
and am able to do all the work on the
farm"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03
The Usual Thing.

81 would like to know" asked the parent,
who had a son in need of some further educa-
ton. what is the course at your college?"
The usual half.mle course of ciuders and
mindedy replied the president of the great
Institution. Philadelphia Pres.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

Sandy" said Gritty George, there is
where some sarcastic writer says dere
amt much difference between us tramps
an de loafers dat hang out in de country
stores"
'Oh, git QUIT" sneered Sandy Pixies
who ever heard of us sittin 'on soar
boxes? ''-Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

'Harker's wife is awfully disagreeable
but he says she is poem"
Probably magazine poem"
How is that?"
Hard to understand, and makes yot
tired. Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

No Use for One.-New Yorker-"Why
are you looking SO curisusly at this map?'
Stranger Because | cant find my way
without looking at it." New Yorker
Not lind your way? | have lived in
this city for 40 years, and have never had
use for map. "-Judge.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

alike find pleasure in profitable invest
ments. We have number of interesting
publications that tell of sections on the
line Of the M, X. & T., where the careful
investor has an opportunity for placing
capital proftably. Send two-ceut stamp
to prepay postage, to KATY" suite B.,
st. Louis Mo
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

First Worl,man-"Wot's it say, Bill, Oh
that old sundial?" Second Workman
(reading deliberately)-"lt says 'Do-to-
day -work-to-day' First Workman
q" Do two days work to-day Wot o.!
Not me.'-Punch.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

''Do your neighbors sing the latest
songs OF the day. asked the landlord
shouldn't object to that" answered the
sad-eyed tenant; their speciality is the
latest songs OF the night. Commercial
Appeal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03
A Little on.

A local artist of note tells an amusing
story of his visit to an insane asylum in
this state. Spending as much time as he
could visiting an inmate, he started down
the stairs on his way to catch the train
back to the city.
At the foot Of the stairs stood large
clock. Taking out his own watch to COM
pare the time, he found there was a diff
ference of several minutes. Turning to the
doorkeeper, young Irishman, he in
quired if the clock was right
Right" said the doorkeeper. "Do you
think it would be here if it was right
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

She-"Of course, he bores me awfully,
but | don't think | showed it. Every
time | yawned | Just hid it with my
hand He trying to be gallant Really,
| don't see how a hand so small could
r-hide-er-that is - beastly weather
We're having, isn't it?" 49, Philadelphia
Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

Towne-''IIe's very wealthy" Mrs.
Towne-,1es, and very stingy and eco
nomical." Town-"lou don't know that
You mustn't judge a man by his clothes -
Mrs. Towne-" Certainly not; I'm Judging
him by his wife's clothes. Philadelphia
Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

Young Wife (rather nervously)-"Oh,
cook, | must really speak to you. Your
master is always complaining. One day
fish, the third day it is the joint--in fact,
it's always something or other Cook
with feeling Dwell, mum. I'm sorry for
you. 1t must be quite lawful to live
with gentleman Of that sort. Punch.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03
City of billiard PInvers

Glasgow possesses more public bill
lard rooms than any other city in the
United Kingdom.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

A man of integrity will never listen
to any plea against constructions.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

was soon able to walk. AZ
the end of two weeks the
pains in my loins left. When
l had completed the treat
ment, l had not an ache nor
a pain. and l have been in
that condition ever since.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

One secret of success is to keep your own
secrets.-Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

Our duty to the present is paying our
debts to the nsSt.-Rsms Horn.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

An actress doesn't always fare well on
her farewell tour.-Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

Aching backs are eased.
Hip, back, and loin pains
overcome. Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs
vanish.
They correct urine with
brick dust sediment, h Ugh
colored, pain in passing,
dribbling, frequency, bed
wetting. Doan's Kidney Pills
remove calculi and gravel.
Relieve heart palpitation,
sleeplessness, h e ada C h g,
nervousness, dizziness.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

Congressman Mark II. Dunnell. Ma
tional Hotel, Washington, d. c., writes;
Your Peruna being used by myself
and many of my friends and acquaint-
ances not only as a cure for catarrh
but also as an admirable tonicfor phys
zeal recuperation, l gladly recommend
it to all persons requiring such rene
dies. Mark II. Dunnell.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of PerU.la,
write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving
full statement of your case and he viii
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Column bus. ..
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

When people marry for fun, the laugh is
on them.-Philadelphi Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03
QUIPS AND QUIRKS.
Observations from Life and n Little
Advice Thrown In for Good
Measure.

There are people who think they
will be able to make a Golden Shore
of their own by collecting the dust on
the way.
What worries us is not SO much that
our friends persist in looking at a
thing in the wrong light as that they
should be so blamed comfortable
about it.
1t is poor joke that won't stand
revamping every few weeks.
Some people avoid facts simply be-
cause they are stubborn things.
Kentucky needs schools, but not to
teach the young idea how to shoot.
Thought welded to jingle, If It
has true ring, never knows divorce.
A touch of sentiment will stir ones
Utmost being when a fact will merely
jolt one a little.
statesman is politician who
knows the way the people are going to
jump the day after tomorrow.
Don't worry, if you want to grow
fat. If you are worrying because you
are too fat you needn't take this ad-
vice.
1t takes a, collector to find men out
Sentiment would make a bully auc-
tioneer at sale of household gods.
The man who whistles at his work
is often happy only at the expense of
Others
When a man finds money in coat
he hasn't worn for some time, it is
unkind to question him too closely as
to his condition when he took it Off
Grif Alexander, in Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund moneyifit fails to cure. 25c
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

Everything points to the passing of
the separate skirt and waist 1t is
surprising that their vogue remained
for so long period. The handsom-
est waist of contrasting color cannot
be and never was dressy. This is
realized when it is seen across a large
room or a theater. The effect Is al
ways patchy. Moreover, the fashion
was very trying to short figures, and
not particularly becoming to tall ones.
That the separate waist was convent
ent and economical cannot be disput-
ed, but its day is waning. Among
well dressed women one rarely sees
a black skirt with cotton or linen
shirt waists, unless a jacket goes with
the skirt White linen, pique, serge
or mohair skirts are preferred to all
others to wear with shirt waists.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

pelvic organs, the discharge of mucus
is sure to occur.
This discharge of mucus constitutes
a weakening drain; the system cannot
long Withstand the loss of mueus,
hence it is that women afflicted with
catarrhal affections of the pelvic or
gans feel tired and languid, with weak
back and throbbing brain. A course of
Peruna is sure to restore health by
cutting off the weakening drain OF the
daily loss of mucus.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03


p CARBONDALE
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

"IhaVe charge of a department in
dry goods store, and after standing
the larger part of the day, would go
home with a dull ache, generally
through my entire body. used Pc
runa and feel so much better that
walk TO and from the store now. I
Know PeruHa to be the best medicine
on the mark for the diseases peculiar
to women. Miss Nellie Curtain.
Nothing is so weakening to the human
system as the constant loss of mucous.
Catarrhal inflammation of the mucous
membrane produces an excessive forma-
ton of mucus. Whether the mucous
membrane he located in the head or
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03

To Cure a Cold in One nay.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-09-03
M ISIS NELLIE CURTAIN, GAG Pearl

IVA street, st. Paul, MINI. head sales
in a department store writes
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
Pumice-StOne Bricks.

The large deposits of volcanic sand
and pumice which are found in Ger
many between Coblenz and Ander-
mach are now being Billed for brick
making, and an extensive industry has
been formed there. The pumice is
broken up and screened to a suitable
size, after which it is mixed with the
sand and a certain proportion Of lime
and water. This mixture is poured
into iron molds with removable
wooden bottoms, upon which the
bricks, when the ma~rial has set, can
be dried. After exposure to the air
for a short time the bricks are ready
for shipment. No modern machinery
is employed, the work being done by
hand, a good workman turning out
about 1900 bricks per day.-Chambers
Journal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
NOVEL GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE.
Wife of San Francisco Physician Says
He Made Every Wish IL
Command.

81 want you to understand now that
l propose to have my every wish treat
ed as a command, without question from
you" These are words accredited to
DR.. Robert A. Mclean, professor of surg
cry at the University of California, and
one of the most skillful physicians on
the Pacific coast. by Viola A. Mclean
in a complaint for divorce filed recently.
It is said they were uttered last April,
or little more than a year after she be-
came the physicians wife. Because she
is a proud and sensitive woman, they
caused her great mental anguish. 1t
is because of these words and others
that she wants her freedom and $500 a
month alimony.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
z; s
ENTRY BLANKS SENT IN.

Wilbur Skidmore went to New York
yesterday where he secured entry
blanks from the Century Road Club
for the bicycle race, which is to be
run over the Coney Island cycle path
Monday morning. Jorgen Hanson and
H. P. Hansen, OF this city, have en-
tered. Both riders are in first class
condition and, as there are twenty
five prizes, the sports in this city
claim that both local men will bring
one home with them.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
BENJAMIN B. ODELL,
FATHER OF THE GOVERNOR
OF NEW YORK STATE,
A POWER IN
POLITICS.

The Hon. Benjamin B. Odell of New
burgh, N. Y, father of an illustrious
family of sons, writes the following let
ter, which he hopes will be read by
every MAI and woman in America:
"Some years ago my life was fairly
made miserable by the pain and distress
1 suffered from ACUTE INDIGES-
TION. was also constipated and run
down. This condition continued for
about three years. A friend of Q
who had suffered in a similar ma. der,
and been much benefited by using DIR.
DAVID KENNEDY'S FAVORITE
REMEDY, urged me to tryit. FINALLY
did, and 1T HELPED Me FROM THE
FIRST DOSE, AND l CONTINUED
IT'S USE AND WAS CURED.
Il have recommended it to numbers
of people, and in every single instance
they have received the greatest amount
of benefit from it's USE"
DR.. David Kennedy's Favorite Rem
edy is the most prompt and efficient
medicine known for Kidney, Liver,
Bladder and Blood Diseases, Rheuma-
tism, Dyspepsia and Constipation.
Druggists sell it in Rev SO Cent Size
and the regular 81. 90 size bottles.
Sample 6oftAe-enOngh for trial. free BY mail.
DR.. David Kennedy Corporation, Rondout, N Y.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
AN EFFECTIVE GAG.
How an Annoying Mule Was Kept
I from Rasping the Air with
His Bray.

1.-THE proper study of mankind IS
1aan," but no one who reads the fol-
lowing story from the New York Tri-
bune would care to deny that there is
something to be said on the side of the
elective system. The story was a ia
Sorite Renaissance of a former mer-
chant of New York, now dead.
Il was once on a cunning trip with
some of my friends" he used to say,
where we slept a donkey was pas
tured. The animal kept us awake with
his braying. My friends, do what they
would, could not put a stop to his
noise.
II happened to know a great deal
about donkeys. They abound in my
native province of Posen. So l said to
my friends, 4 "a stop the animals
noise, so that tonight he won't bray
once
"They did not believe me, but that
evening l treated the donkey for his
complaint. He was silent all night
The text morning my friends said
they wanted to see the donkey, then
they would be convinced. They eX-
pected to find him dead. They found
him alive. A stone was tied to his
tail. That was all.
They could not understand how he
had been kept from braying, and they
asked me to explain.
cit is perfectly simple said I, tic
anyone who has studied the donkey
An animal never brays without rails
ing his tail to the level of his body
So long as it hangs down he will not
make a sound. My heavy stone, there
fore, served the purpose of a gag"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
LEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD

LEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD
Time Table In eject Aug. 8, 1903.
3tations In New York, foot OF Uortlandt, DE.
brosses and " est 2Srd streets, Penna. K. :
Ferries,
TRAINS LxAvE A STREET STATIoE.
FOR NEW YORK.
6.10, 500 am APO pm. 1.SO pm. daily connects
Weatherly, Hazelton Pottsvllle and intermedi
ate points.
FOR SOUTH PLAINFIELD. ,
6IO. 500, a. m. 1.S0, 4. 20. p. m. undays
s 50 q. m 1880. 6.15 p. m:
FOR OTHER POINTS
SEQ q. m. Daily Except Sunday Connect with
5raIu express tor raeGon, Bethlehem Allen
town, Pottsville, Buffalo, Niagars Falls ana Chi
oago. Parlor Car New York to Buffalo, con-
meets with local train for all points east of
Mauch Chunk.
s.35 a. M. Sundays only. Express train for
Buffalo, Niagara Falls, and Chicago Stops at
4.20 p. N. Daily Except Sunday Express foJ
for Wilkes Barre, scranton. Hazelton
and principal intermediate stations.
6.15 p. IL. Sundays only Through train tor
Buffalo, Niagara Falls Suspension Bridge
and Chicago, connects for New York.
TEAMS LEAVE SOUTH PLAINFIELD
FOR PERTH AMBOY.
9.I0, q. m. 3.45, 500, $50, p. m. Sundays
10. IS a.. M, $50, $50 u. m. Trains arrive Perth
Ambov-9.30 a. m, S.104.05, 5.2o, $40 p. m. sum
day, 1857 a. M, 8. 25, $40 p. m.
Tickets sold to all Western Points.
For further information apply to tickle
AGENTS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
RARlTAN TRACTION co.
Time Table IN Effect Sept. IS, 1902.

Cars leave Metuchen for Perth Anboy and all
points East to Boynton Beach at 5 and S5 minu-
tes past each hour from Ga m. TO $50 p. M, and
from s IS to LBS p. m. at 80 minutes past the
hour.
Cars leave Keasbey School for Metuchen at 5
and 35 Minutes past each hour from "a. N. Q
$50 p. m. and every hour from s to lib p. m.
Cars leavs Kcasbey for all points East every
Is minutes
Cara leaves Bridge at Woodbridge Creek for
Keasbev at foot of Smith Street every 80 mimi
ties from 6.15 a. m, TO II .45 p. M.
Cars leave Bridge at Woodbridge Greek for
Metuchen on the even hour and half hour from =
a. m to z 80 p. m. and on the half hour only
from 7.30 TO II p. m.
Cars leave Staten Island Ferry for Metuchen
and Keasbey School at Is and As minutes past
each hour from ia. m. to S p. m. and from 5 to
l p. m. at IS minutes only and fortKeasbey at
foot Of Smith Street at 8 and 81 minhtes past the
hour.
Cars leave Staten Island Ferry ID Bridge at
Woodbridge Creek at II, 26, ii and Sc minutes
past each hour from 6 o. m. to II n m.
WIN. @. RICK
euper& terdent
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
GONE TO ~TOTTENvILLE.

The game between the Perth Am
boy Terra Gotta Works first team and
the American Smelling & Refining
Company's first team, which was tC
have BEEN played at Maurer, this af.
ternoon has been cancelled, and the
terra Gotta works team, journeyed tc
Tottenville, where they are playing
against the Corinthians of that place.
The terravcotta's s. battery is Grimley
and Linderberg.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
No Chance to Read.

Subbubs-It's funny the way the
morning papers go at our station.
Citiman-All snapped up before you
get there, eh?
Subbubs-Well, it's this way. If
manage to get a paper one of my neigh
bors is bound to get into the seat BE-
side me and talk to me all the way into
town. If l don't get a paper my seats
bound to be shared by a stranger
Philadelphia Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
Staten island Rapid Transit R. r.
1876 State Street

Time Table in effect on and after May II. 1903
Perth Amboy to New York Leave foot of
Smith st. daily except Sundays and Legal
Holiday 3 10, 6.l2 6.5S, 7.35, 785, 8 %, S IS
IS, 1885, and ll.55 a m. II 55, / So $50, 3.55,
4.3J $50, 6.47, 7.55, S.55, 9.55, 1.20 P. M,
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
6.t5, 7.55, $50, 9.25, zoos, 10. 55 u. IS A. M. 1885,
1.55,2.55 3.55, 4.55, 5.35, G.I5, 6.55, 7.35, 1853. Is,
10.i0,P NJ.
Whitehall st. daily except Sunday and Legal
Holidays, i5.55, $50, 6 90, 900, 1000, 11.00 a. IN.
1900 40 l 80, $50, $50, d 30. $40, $50 5.45,
6.35, 7.9O, $50, 1000, LOB *12. rs.
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
Leave New York; O5, 500, $40. go, 1920, II GO,
II. GOA. m LOO, 2.00, 8 &c, 100, 500, co., 6.35,
Tbs, 7.55, S.35, 9.35, 10.30, l1.45,pm.
Ferry between Perth Amboy and Tottenville-
leave Perth Amboy dai Y xb.l5, z612 6.32,
XII. 55 a. M. x12 IS, H .55, 2.2O, x2 50, x3 .55,
x4.30, Ks 81, GOO, x6 Az IS, x7. 55,xs So, x9.55,
1910 XII co. p. m 49, 0 a m.
Sundayssnd Legal Holidays = 6.l5,' x6 IS. x7.55,
1880, x9.25, XII .05, o. 80, x10.55, K II SIS. a. IA.
xl2,55, xl ,55, xS 55,x 3.55, x4.55, x5.95, x6 Is,
x6.55 x7.S5. x0.l5, x9.l5, 9.35, L .3O. 11,2O,p.m
l2.15,a. N.
Leave Tottenville daily x1 80, 5.55, 6.22, $40
x7.10. $50 Ks rs, x {. 10. x10.05, l0.40, XII. 05 a.
m. xl2.05, H 05, x2 .05, x2 35, x3.40, 4.10, x4.40,
Ks 40, x6.1S, x6.55, K 7.40, xS4l, 1910. 1920,
xl1.1O, p. m; x12;15 xl;3o A. NJ,
x9.05, 6. 40. x1O.I5, x1O.45, x11,35, a. m. x12. 10,
x1.15,x 2.15, x3.15, x4.10. x5.10, 5.55. x6.2C
x7.10,x7.5 80 x8.3J, x9.22 x9 so, x10. 45, xii. 40 p.
m x1l.4),p m. x12. 55, am.
*Legal holidays only
xTrain Connection.
]. VAN SMITH, P. H. CASSIDY,
Receiver Genl Traffic Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
Matrimonial Compromise.

Softleigh (tenderly)-Darling, I
have made up my mind to ask you to
become my wife. 7 know l am I'M
worthy of you, but
Alice-Say no more, Harold. l am
yours. You may be unworthy of me,
but
Softleigh-But what, dearest?
Alice-Half a loaf is better than no
bread.-Tit-Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
TO CURE

weak stomach, loss of appetite, !f%atulence,
nightmare, coated tongue, offensive
breath, jaundice, bad complexion, liver
spots, yellow eyes, constipation, palpita-
ton of the heart, and short breath after
meals, take DR.. Deane's Dyspepsia Pills.
Eat plenty of good nourishing food, A
pill after each meal. White wrapper If
constipated, yellow if bowels are regular.
rs cents at druggists. Send % US tor a
free sample.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
The Old. Old story.

"You are the only woman l ever
loved" said Adam.
And you," cooed Eve, "are the first
man that ever kissed my ruby lips"
And the serpent smiled and said unto
himself: Verify, that is equal to comic
opera repartee, and posterity shall per
petuate it," And twas even so.-Cin'
cinnati ENQUIRER.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
Knew Her Lesson.

miss Nellie" said the Sunday
school superintendent, addressing one
of the pupils in the sweet 16 class,
what are we taught by the parable
of the five wise and the five foolish
virgins?"
THAT we should always be on the
lookout for the approach of the bride
groom" replied Miss Nellie.-Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05

"a scientist has discovered that a
certain kind of music kills mosquitoes
volunteered the man from the city.
slapping two as he spoke.
THAT SOP" replied the summer ard
er, lodging a fresh swarm, then Farm
er Cornshucks must have heard of it,
He encourages his daughter to sing to
us every evening after supper. "-Cincin-
natl Commercial Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
READING SYSTEM
NEW JERSEY CENTRAL
Corrected to May IL 1908
TRAINS LEAVE PERTH AMROy

FOR New York, Newark and Elizabeth I
500 Thursdays & Saturdays to New York
(onlyl 6 81, III, 7.45, New York (only) 7.5S S. 5e
8 81, lis. a. M, II 80 1909 1 10, 8 q so, 5 o.
8 20, z %, s 90, 9 So, p. m. Sundays, 3 W, Z 81,
For Philadelphia and n via Bound
Brook, Z II, $3.50, II IS, 1l59 a m I 10, g 90 p. N
sundays, 81 a. m. 8 30 p. m.
For Long Branch, Ocean Grove. etc. 5.W,
9 20, a. M. 1922, 227, 8 IS, 4 II is, 6 80, Red
Bank (only) 49, CASE Wednesdays and Sun
days only p. M Sundays 9 55, a. N. 81 p. m.
For Freehold, s o., 9 20 g. H., is.22 2 "a, 5IS
p. NJ.
Additional trains for Red Bank 5 Is p m. 6.ss
P. N. For South Amboy Z II, 9 20 a. m. 22i, 3 &c.
4 ii p M. 8 10, 6.52 9.29.
Though tickets to all points st lowestrstei
msy be had on application in advance 20 to-
ticket agent at che station.
W, G. BEsLER, Vice-Pres. & General Manage
G. Nj. RuaT, General Passenger Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
CRESCENTS AND MT. LORETTA

The Crescents have decided not to
play today. On Monday morning
they will cross bats with the Mt. Lo-
rettas of Tottenville, S. l.. The game
will be played on the Smith street en-
closed grounds. The battery for the
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
ShreWd Barber.

THAT barber seems to be doing a
rushing business"
Eyes, he has invented a hair tonic
that smells exactly like gasoline"
"But-er-I don't see the point"
at tickles the vanity of his patrons
They go around smelling of gasoline
and this gives the impression that they
own automobiles" - Philadelphia
Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-09-05
MEET THIS AFTERNOON.

The st. Aloysius Cadets and the
Starlets will come together this after
noon. The game will be called at 3
o'clock. 1t will be played on Boyer's
field, State street.