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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05
Namen Sautes Sasnes unb sebt bann

Namen Sautes Sagnes unb gebt bana
in bas fran5Diii9e Nrbennengebirge
iiber. 3pif9en Dieien bret gergitoden
liesen tpeite Sebiete i9Dnen fru9tbas
rem 2anbes, bas felt Der fribeiten 3ett
unter 8ultur lit. Man bat i'm ieBigen
beut16en Gifelgebiete iiber 5tpetbunz
bert 8ursruinen ge5dblt, unb man
peiB ia, bab bic 9erren, tpel6e btslt
8urgen emit erbauten unb bepobnten.
ii6 ni6t bic i6le6teiten unb untptrtbz
li6iten 2anbi9aften ba5u auslu9tsn.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

sraues &tr9lein, bas ben @anberer
mod erniter itimmt. Sas &ir9lein 1T
ber &eit bes Sorfes Weinfelben, bas
i'm 9reibisidbrisenarieg bur48rano,
9unsersnotb unb Psit i4per lttt, 10
Dab bic 8epobner floben unb ii4 in
Saaltenmebren cine neue 9eimatb
g%riinbeten.
Gin anberes beriibmtes Maar Der
gifel lit bas Puloermaar, tpel9es Ell
gentli9 f9on in Der @oreifel, apiiaen
ben Dor fern 9ilenfelb unb Strobn
lieet unb bpn mo aus uns Elm bretitin=
bigger Spaaiersans in bas Sbal Der
Mpfel auriitbrinat. 8pn 9tIenfelb
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

Rablbeit, tpel9e Der 9oben &bDn uno
benz @efterpaloe in melt ausgeoebnten
Stri9en eisen iinb.
Inter benz Ramen gifel pirb Elm
tpeitseitredtes @ehirssz unb Sigelz
lamb umfabt, tpel9es fi9 i'm norbpeitz
li9er Dintel 9eutf9lanbs bort erz
itredt, tpp 2uremburg, 8elsien unb
bas beuti9e Rei4 suiammentoben.
Siibli9 besrenat bas berrli4e Sbal
Der Mofe bas Gifelsebiet, Ditlt9 bic
H6einItrede etpa bon &oblena Biz iber
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

Mls Nusgansspuntte gum 8eiua
Der @tfel eisnen ita am beiten Die bic
len f9Dnen Stdbt9en an Der MoieI
apii9en &oblena unb Srier, iotpie Die
&beinsegenb, namentlt9 BEL &nberz
na9 unb Bonn. 8on biefen in Seuti4z
lambs la9enben @auen belegenen Or
ten fann man na9 elmer ManOerung
BON pentgen Stunben mitten i'm ioge=
nannten beutf9en Sibirten fein. 9ie
9obe gifel lit auberorbentli9 paher=
rei9 unb sabQoie 8G9e unb Slufe
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

xSommerfrHde' aufsef1tpunser.
Rinasum bon Walb unb8ersen umge,
ben, 10 redt inmitten zines Rran3es
Iiebli9er Naturi9Dnbeittn, intereKan>
ter 3Dmeritdtten unb e4ter 9o9eifels
lanbi9aftsr, bietet es ielbft manderz
lei Gebenpertbes. 0te 1916 erbaute
Stiftsfir9e entbdlt Slasfeniter mad
Mlbre6t Siirer'iden 3ei9nunsen. Saz
neben bic Sriimmer elmer bonn Srierer
Grabiidpf erbauten Burg. Sang in Der
Ndbe lisst Der prd9tise, nit ben Huiz
nen elmer aus Dem 11ten S~abrbunbert
Itammenbsn 8urs sei6miidte, Sleden
Malberg.
Sin Seitenausfl ug na9 Often bin
iiber brinat uns aus bemS6al Der &pI
gu benz i6arf, eng unb in ben male
rii6Iten Winbungen einseI9nittenen
Sbal Der 2ieier. 9ier tit bas Stdbtz
diem Manberf6 eib nit ieiner hinge
bung cine pabre Yerle lanbi9aftli9er
@6Dnbeit. @er fi6 INN BON tpeitem
nGbert, meint nur elm Dbes, bodselez
genes Gifelborf gu i4auen. I'm 10
iiberraf6ter tit er, ipenn ii9 plDBli9
por linn cine sdbnenbe Stefe auftbut,
elm Slubden in groben ariimmunsen
spif6en ftsilsnSelien ii9 bur9apdnst,
Miible unb 9orfbiitten BON Nieberz
Manberf6eib beraufgriiBen, pdbrenb
biesfeits unb ieni etts Der 2tefer bic
prG6tisen Guinen Der Sber : u1b Niez
berburg pbantaitti9 auf ftarren Sels=
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

bas anbere sroBe pultunti9e @ebiet
Seuti9lanbs = ret9li9 10 raub, 10
falt unb 10 unfreunbli9 unb 10 arm,
ipie bic berrufenften Stftrtcte Der giz
fel. limb pte reid tpieber 1T gerabe
bus Gtfelsebtet an aussebebnten 8uz
3~enpdlbern, an liebli9en Sbulbtlbunz
gen unb pieienumfdumten Baden, an
2anbi4aften, beren ausseprdgter Gbaz
ratter cine ianfte Nnmutb lit! Nur bic
9oaflG9en bes 9ebirses betBen bic
f9auerli6e Sebe unb bic nalbarme
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

itrDmen in romantif9en SluBtbdlern
Der Mofel unb benz &bein gu. .3umal
bic Sliife &bu, Salm, 2iier, Ilf, LIB,
gnbers unb @lB, pel9e 1dmmtli9 in
fiiblt9er &i9tung neben chamber unb
muir bur9 berbdltnibmdBig f9male
8ersriiden bon chamber setrennt in
bic Mofel miinben, bieten cine Siiue
Der berrlt9iten 2anbi9aftsbilber.
Wanbern mir i'm Sbale Der 3bn
%aufpdrts, 10 lit unier critics 3iel bas
palbumrabmte &pIberg, bas ii4 init
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

m. Kaufmann. No. 1857
aug bes @ebirses, Der fi6 ettpas n0rb'
lid bon Srter in MISUNDERSTANDING
bon Der MpIs1 bis gum 8bsin aiebt,
bann bic S9neeeifel pber S4nel'
Ell, fait an Der Norbipibe Der Suremz
burger Grenae, unb enbli9 bic Sobe
9 N n, an Der belg;i9en 8ren5e belle
gen unb Bis segen Nu9en gu itreifeno
Die Sobe 8enn eritredt ii9 peit in
bas bel9iI6e 2anb binein unter benz
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

Copyright 1903, By Y
s9ei Inberna9 am 8beiue liest cine tisfs
See,
Stiller tpie bic 1T tsine unter bes Simmels
Sob.
Ginit lag auf elmer Sniel mittcn Darin elm
S6lOb,
8is tra6enb nit 0epiniel es tief biuunters
i6pb.
Ea f;nb't niGt Gruno uno Sooen Der S6tfs
fer nod sur Stuno,
@as 9ebsn bat uno Sbem siebet binab Der
S6lunD."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

Norbietk Der ttmtpanuns our 9Sbe
bes Mduieberses, 70 seniebt man nod
etnmal einen bolen l1eberblid iiber ben
fleinen See, Der inmitten bes Walz
bes pte bas ladenbe Iuse zines &ins
bes aus19aut; unb iiber bic umpalz
lung binaus 1iebt man bas freunblide
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

tenpsrbsn BET lebenbtsem 2eibe auau.
fiibren. Sn ben tiefen SrtAtern ber
6eutiser1 Waare brpbelte unb foHte In
pprsei9i9tltaen 3eiten bic gliibenbe
2aba; zines Sages aber ergoB iuh bic
bDli{9e MaHe iiber bic RGnoer oes
Sri6ters unb flob gu Shal. @amGhz
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

bo9rasenber Stride unb nit romanttz
i9em 8uresemduer duf einem ppn Der
&bG umflofienen 8ersboriprung aufz
baut. &bnberg 1T Der Mittelpuntt eiz
ner bebeutenben Steininbuitrte unb
ftarfen 9opfenbaues, unb bat fi4. Be-
fonbers BON Observation-Disclosures Bee
fuht, au elmer nit Re4t fshr bsliebten
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05

Qnberna9 unb faft Big Bonn binauf
unb tpenu man in n0rblider 3i9tung
BON Bonn na9 GLADDEN. cine 2inis siebt,
10 bat man ungefdbr bic nDrbliAe
@renae. Snnerbalb biefes &aumes
mub man nieber brei beftimmte @ebie>
te fir bas gtfelgebirse unterf4eiben.
auerit bic 6nhe gifeL ben 9aupts
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1903-03-05
$tr&tf3ag& 61rd 9mt|dlQnd.
<ut 6ebiet Der Gtfel.

Copyright 1903, by VIM. Kaufman. mo. 1889
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Concerning Tables.

Taken III IN all. the square table
with solid center support and corner
le9s that are strong without being
''lumpy" ami graceful without orna
ment is the best for general use. AS
dining room and library furniture
yields far less 10 the influence of fash
ion than LOGS that for the drawing
room it should be selected for rich
woods. its fine construction, its solidi-
ty and character. All cheap vulgari-
ties of ornament should be eschewed
and especially that which is glued on.
Rough carving is least Objectionable.
though a handsomely grained wood
with no ornament Save its own fine
cOloring is far richer. Two favorite
woods for heavy dining room and IL
brary tables are oak and mahogany.
The former is toned III golden. dark
oak. Ficmish brown or cathedral green
and is seen either in Il high shellac or
wax finish. The favoritc width for 4
library tab" is thirty-four inches; for
the dining table from forty-tive to if
ty-four inclcS.-IIarper's Bazaar.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
ApHOPISMS.

Malice drinks onc-half Of its own poi
son.-SeneCl.
1t is not what he has or even what
he does which expresses the worth OF
a man. but what he iS.-Amiel.
AS riches and favor forsake a man
we discover him to be a fool, but no.
body could find it out in his prosperity.
-Bruyere.
There is Il department which suits
the lis.." 49,! tH!S%I> - "HrI person.
1t is always lost when we quit it to
assume that of another.-Rousseau.
So remarkably perverse Is the nature
Of man that be despises those that
court him and admires whoever will
not bend before him.-Thucydides.
A true man never frets about his
place in the world. but just slides into
it by the gravitation of his nature and
swings there as easily as a star.-E. FL.
Chaplin.
Breaking.
Once on a time three men broke a
horse.
"My day will come" thought the
horse after submitting to a great va.
rety of indignities.
In due time. then. the horse crafty
showed a burst Of speed and was en-
tered in some races.
TT is my day." chuckled he and
broke twenty men the first heat.
It Is a long lane that his no turning
Boys.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Desirable Property.

A good fertile farm is desirable nd
erty these times of financial distrI
ance. Farm values in desirable I'D
tons in IT," rlSt have seemingly rad
ed bottom and are now III many cl
having an upward tendency. u
number of good farms is really
tremely small in proportion to tl
who would like to own them, d
while the people are increasing
thousands yearly the number of fsi
now remains about the same. Ow4
of choice lands who can care for I
own farms should not sell at the 81
fee prices sometimes offered.
property if kept in good condition.
every year become more desirable
every point of view. In many cas-
little iudicious advertising will SCI
much better customers than were
pecteu.-AnIerican Cuitivator.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
womeu aud Advertisers.

How important advertising has be-
come is suggested by the observation
OF a smart man that there are but two
great editors in the c~ountry-"one Is
the American woman and the other IS
the American advertiser" says the
Philadelphia Record. The woman's
taste has much to do with the charac-
ter of the leading journals, and the
advertisers enterprise makes every
thing possible to the newspapers. 1t Is
because wolne read the newspapers
that most advertisers buy its space.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Convenient Hold All.

Where closet room is limited a hold
all to hang inside Il closet door is Il
denim or stout g:ngham. the width of
the material and four feet deep. AT
the bottom are Two deep pockets. above
these a row Of three pockets ten inches
deep. The pockets should have a little
fullneSS at the bottom set in q box
plat. Edges of pockets and case are
bound with wide tape. and loops of the
same serve TO hang it up.
1t Depends.
SIS a cord OF wood much. pop?'
"Well. my SON. it all depends on
whether you are burning it or chopping
it'-Yonkers; Statesman.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Pride OF His Performance.

In IL downtown c:.Hrch. as the story
goes. there WAS IL reduced a new
hymn. ard after t'r dismissal of the
services tn" or-aa blower found his
way 30 the players b"nch and asked in
a meek voice. "Ii"W lid the music for
that raw hymn 90 tits EVENING""
ooh, very we'll very we'll. indeed
replied the orgauiSt. But Why do you
ask"
We'll" said the blower. IN tell you
the truth. ! WAS Il bit nervous and a
bit worried about it, for, you see." he
went on explaining. Il never blowed
for that hymn Observation-Disclosures
Press.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
ACROSS THE CONTINENT
Milwaukee Road Expects to Buil'
Its Line to the Pacific Within
Two Years.

Thele is continued talk Of the Mil
waukee road crossing the Missouri
river and going to the Pacific coast.
At times the crossing is spoken OF as
being made at Evarts. but more
prominently at Chamberlain, where
it is freely acknowledged is the best
place for a bridge. The Sioux City
Tribune has an article on the Mil.
Yankees extension that is interest
ing. and it is given below:
''Within two years our tlainS will
be running into Seattle over our own
rails; ~
This remark was made several
times in the past few weeks by ROs-
we'll Miller. chairman Of the board OF
directors Of the Milwaukee & st.
Paul railroad. 1t has been reported
to the Tribune on good authority.
While IS would seem to be %inipOssi-
bic to construct a tranScOntinental
line over two mountain ranges in two
years, the remark of the chairman OF
the board is interesting. Eighteen
months age the Milwaukee & st. Paul
MANAGEMENT allowed the impression
to become general that an extension
to the coast would be built ana
through this a favOral lie contract was
made With the Union Pacific iailrOad
for a term of three years. Those who
Know OF Mr.. Millel's surprisingly
fraNI comment will wonder whether
it Vas made with sincerity, and il
not, What is the ne" scheme Of the
Rockefeller road.
For publication. Milwaukee & st.
Paul officials have given little encour-
agement to the recent reports in
New York city that the road would
build a line to the cUaSt, MI. Miller
did not talk publicly.
The Milwaukee & st. Paul railroad
could use one Or both routes for a
coast line, Il from Evarts, S. D.. to
Seattle. and the other from Cham
iect of TIE Western Pacific from Salt
Lake City to SanFrancisco has been
attributed by some to the Milwaukee
, S-St. Paul, and if this is right the
Western Pacific would be a part of a
}ine from Chamberlain. The Mil
waukec & st. Paul officials denied
having n interest in the Western
Pacific. However, this is not to be
given much consideration, for rail-
road officials are expected to deny ey-
erything. The Chicago & North
western railroad denied authorship
of the Nerdigree- Bouesteei line last
year almost until the time table was
published. 1t was a violation Of the
presidents agreement to keep out OF
each others territory, such as would
be the construction Of the Western
Pacific and these violations are con-
cealed until cOnSummated.
1t is stated positively by excellent
authority that there is nc question
that the long-talked of link from.
Platte to Orient, S. D.. will be built
next year This will give a direct
line from Evarts and make it much
more likely that the coast business
would pass through here.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Owen Daw Corn Bread.

Take Two tcaClipS of boiled hOminy
and while hot mix with it Il very large
spoonful Of butter. Beat four eggs
very light and stir them into the hon.
my. Add a pint of milk, gradually stir
red in, and u half pint of white corr
meal; sal. The batter should be of the
CONSISTENCY of boiled custard. Bake
with a goca deal of heat at the bottom
Of the over and o too much at the
top. The pan should be deep. This
bread is often baked in Il milk pan
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Room Lights.

The difference between gas and Oil
lamps in the matter of vitiating the
air of a room is significantly indicated
in the fact that florists use lamps in
their greenhouses. gas never Toe fire.
quent emphasis can hardly be put upon
the necessity of airing 4 room thor
oughly that must hr Sirpt in after hav-
ing been gas lighted throughout the
evening. n rrecautico 100 often neg
lecteG.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30

BrOilrl beef; 49, ;.ti, "y>ler saucr
is a g~aStr0nonl." ".yrlAti"n to those
who try it fer Il" fist tiNlr. Make the
oyster sauce b. >r,..hin- = dCZen oys-
tiers in their w liquor. @ftcrward re
moving the oysters and putting them
aside. Beat two 1ab~lespoonfuls of but
ter to a cream and atu The yOlkS of
three ggS. beating them into the but
ter with the juice of half a lemon.
Season with onion juice. salt and pep,
per. Set the bowl containing the mix
ture into Il basin of boiling water and
stir carefully for a few minutes. Add
a cupful of boiled and strained oyster
liquor and boil until the u is quite
smooth and like Il cuStard. Draw back
on the stove and add the oysters, whole
if they are small. chopped if they are
large. Serve the sauce separately, but
pour a little around the beeksteak,
which should be garnished with pars-
lev
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Only Il Cradle.

In 1874 the Scotch farmers COG
their heads incrcdulous!y at the req
that a man at Edinburgh town
invented Il marvellous machine vi
which as much grain could be cut \
day rs sever men could reap "
sickles. Was Mccormick inventlns
early rs 1874: No; this wonderful
chine was only Il cradle. McCoru
constructed his first practical rea
in 1881. In 1871 the output OF real
in the United States was $50. Now
American reaper a be seen in all
grain fields Of the world.-Tenne
Farmer.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
OLDEST ENGLISH PAPER.
London Guy-ttc II the Least Rend.
but Pass SIoG.G30 II Year.

The London Gazette is the Oldest
and least read of any English nowspa-
per. 1t is at once the biggest and the
least of all English papers, for ii is the
only paper in the land which changes
its size from II page TO q hundred.
according to the pressure of the news.
1t is the only newspaper whose word
Is law and whose authority is accepted
in the witness box. 1t can make and
unmake bankrupts.
1t is the only paper in which certain
persons are compelled to advertise n
In which certain other persons cannot
advertise for love or money. 1t yields a
profit of 100000 Il year.
Time was when the cditorship OF the
Gazette was one of the spoils of office.
worth S4.UGQ Il year. 1t was the recos-
nized reward Of party services in the
press.
Under the cid regime the Gazette
had besides lis editor a staff of five
clerks appointed by the treasury, but
in 1889 the treasury romodeled the
management Of the paper. found the
staff employment elsewhere and left
the whole responsibility of the Gazette
on its publishers. Messrs. Harrison &
Sons. The printing of the paper has
been in the Harrison family since 1913.
Absolute secrecy as to the contents
Of any forthcoming Gazette prevails at
st. Martins lane, and, though there are
a thousand workers in Messrs. Harri-
sons Office, no item of news has ever
leaked out before is time. Every
sheet of copy is private and contiden-
tal until it appears for ali the world
to see. The copy for the Gazette is
written in the government offices. of
zen by cah:nHt ministers themselves,
and is invariably returned with the
proofs. Zach secretary initials his
coDv. ana IL cases of promotion n the
services no paragraph is accepted even
In proof wi-hout being initiated a sec
ond tin.".
Now ana TN on yrr.. rare orrasionS
a piece rf COPY is received a.to'
graphed by the sovereisn.-Wcstmin
ster Gazette.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
just Il Lesson.

Aunt Jane-They tell me you took
$50 of Mr.. Young's mone.r at the card
table last night. l did not know that
you ever gambled.
Nephew That wasn't gambling.
auntie. Young was quite elated at the
hand he held. and ! bet with him mere
~ to give him a lesson not to trust too
much to appearances.
Aunt Jane-Oh. that was it, was it:
l thought you wouldn't be so wicked
az to gamble!-Boston Transcript.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Rank Heresy.

He-So the engagement is broken off:
She-Yes. He told her he thought
she should stop reading novels and
read something more substantial. some
thing that would improve her.
Howell?
She-We!i. the idea of Il man init
mating to his tiancee that she could he
Press.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
No Waste.

ut seems to me-" remarked tha o,.
toner, as she watched the man o. ~
market trim the slice of ham sha W.
bought, you are wasting a good d..1
Of that meat"
"Not at all, madam." he said pan,,,
ly. ~ weighed it first."--Detroi Fn1
Press.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
q Her pr.

The tall. angular woman -, |
entered the car found if fn,, VINO had
busily engaged with thair ,u'' Of he,
- am sorry" she said grjmIr spapes
Is no room for me among ,ho there
matter" '"e readin,
And accordingly she proceoooo
next to the displayed ads. tbot" 10 se
upper portion of the COW 'lned til.
Tribune. Nhicas,
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30

Patience-And you say the engs,
mcnt is off?
Patrice-Oh, yes: she was impruds
enough. one night, to inform him fl
she came from good old fighting sO
-YonkerS Statesman.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Too Strong,

my boy tells me you discharged
him." said the late office boys mother.
"You advertised for a strong boy, and
I certainly thought he was strong
enough"
Madam" replied the merchant, "he
was too strong. He broke all the rules
Of the Office and some of the furniture
In the two days he was with u.s."
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Dusinesslike

Nanager-Weli, that is the most bust
nesslike physician l eve heard of.
BoOkkeeper-What has he done?
M~anager-The s~tenographer slipped
or the steps and sprained her ankle.
He was called and prescribed for her.
Now he's sent Il bill. "To repairing one
typewriter, $J."-Cincinnati Commcr
cial Tribune.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
He Never smi1sa

Borum-I say, Miss Sharp, Who's,
difference between a woman uN
monkey? ~a
Miss Sharp-What is the dist,,.
from your chair to mine? S
Borum-Oh, about six feet
Miss Sharp-Well, that's tbo AZ.
ence.-Philadelphia Inquirer,
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Home Preacbinn

The Rev. DR.. Goodman-Tu
your husband isn't here. Mrs 81 S SOFT!
I'm afraid you forgot to tell bin sl'th.
tended to preach today on mnn, ! 10
problems. 0Acipal
Mrs. Smith-lndeed, l did not
him that the last thing, but ho ,od
would stay at home and read his sI ~ le
Town and Country. o'ole
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Tho Charge.

JudGe-OIcrr what is tbs prisoner
CHARGED with:
Officer Electricity, your honor.
caught him stealing trolley wire.-Phil-
adelphia Telegraph.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
The Fathers Idea,

DaIght"r-HupH. maLlma sa:s birth.
day gifts are Injuries. hut | say they
are necessities. NuT. what do you say
they are:
Futi&r-i: Oh. / say tI,y are Dn~
ELMnnS
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30

80 that distinguished looking lady Is
your wife, en-
mo. I'm that distinguished looking
lady's husband"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
just What He Wanted

Mrs. 0 Rlumer-What sort 0
hostess does Mrs. Catcrby make?
Won Biumer-Splendid. She made
feel as if l wasn't at home.-L Life.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30

Uncle Reuben says, "silence may not
allus be wisdom, but if 20 don't say
muffin yo' can't be called a fule fur It"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
Took Him Mt Hix No.,

"Queer people. this" said the III,
editor.
I'm what way?"
"Well, | merely advised them TO ,h
the new mayor plenty of rome, and
bless my soul-they lynched him
Atlanta Constitution.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
The Sporting I%natinct.

$50 you don't envy these multi
lionaires?"
mot at ALL" answered MI. Dedg;
"What fun can there be in life +
man who is so rich he doesn't
whether he loses his money on a b
race or not:'-Washington Star.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-10-30
ThOHEhtful.
Inst Like n Goose.

Just Like n Goose.
~ say. do you believe that story OF
the goose laying a golden egg"
"Well. it would be just like a goose
to do such q foolish thing.'-Chums.