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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12
A Simple Remedy.

Decatur News.
 A medical exchange says a man can be cured of lock jaw by hitting him on the head with d hammer. very simple rem edy, and we would like to know from the same authority if hitting them on the head with an axe will make some of our delinquent subscribers pay up. If so, we want to apply the remedy
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

The Advertiser respectfully hands back to The Chattanooga News a bit of it's own advice, and asks it to 'be truth ful occasionally" We also advise 1t, if 1t AAs no conception of Journalistic amen itisesIdhat it will do we'll to absorb a little of that kind of knowledge before attacking older. better and more respect able contemporaries.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

The Apaiachicola Times suggests that Pensacola annex Alabama and be done with it." All right; Alabama is willing to be annexed, but whether Pensacola will then be done with 1t is another matter.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

Mir. Bryan doesn't give chromos for subscriptions. When man subscribes, The Commoner mentions him for the Presidency.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

Did Schwab really resign? Some how 1t puts too much strain on the imagina- ton to admit that any man with a mil lion dollar job would give it up volun- tarily.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

That German scientist who inouires. ''are metals alive?" asks very foolish question. He ought to know that both human beings and animals are killed every day by live wires.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

The Queen City. Md. Courier wants to know if David B. Hill lis still Dem ocrat or a Democrat still" We presume he is a Democrat and we Know he is very still.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

In connection with other favorable crop reports it is comfortin@ to learn that the California prune crop will be large one. To be full of prunes'' is not to be an expensive accomplishment.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

The Montgomery Advertiser seems to have been severely affected by the hot ness of the summer time. After exhaust Ing large quantity of Montgomery tenn peSature on the 3rd Regiment, that paper is giving the State Press Association the beneht of a fresh accumulation The mean Temperature of Montgomery is not the most pleasant, by any means Sheffield Reaper.
 The temperature of Montgomery is generally all that could be desired and The Advertiser is enjoying itself thank you It Is the other fellow who is get ting hot
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

The St. Paul Globe somewhat mourn Fully speaks of the imminent need of another penitentiary.' Evidently the State has grown too big Tor one peniten- tary to hold all the criminals.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

Mary Maclane already has an imitator and We may soon expect another out break of hot stun. Can't they be en- joined till cold weather?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

Jim Ham Lewis away over in "Yew- rip and a lynching going on in his State of Washington.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

Just when a woman thinks her husband is getting impressed with a sermon is gen eraly the time he is thinking what a diff ference it would have made if he had filled that flush the night before.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12
Doesn't Mind It.

Ashland Standard, &
 The Montgomery Advertiser has let up on J. Thomas Hefiin. but has put J. Asa Rountree, Secretary of Alabama Press Association in its roasting pan. ,,nen a fellow steps aside old grandma don't mind holding his feet to the fire and admins tering a good spanking besides.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

We'll, there's one gpod thing about 1t. The Hearst boom Is not creating any racket to disturb the peace yet.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12
We Must Have It,
The Only Distinction.
Two Disappointments.
Always Believed It.

Mobile Item.
 A learned friend called yesterday to say that Giuseppe meanes Joseph and Sarto means Tailor. In plain English, then plain Joe Taylor is Pope of Rome. We always believed there was something in Joe when we used to meet him loitering along the sluggish Tiber.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

Away up in Wilimantic. Conn. there is an observant man who read what Tl4s Advertiser had to say about white black
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

". A. Scott Circulation Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser, being duly sworn taEes The foregoing statement of The Adver- tlsef.s dAIly circulation for the month of July 1908 is true and correct. and compiled after eiI returns from newsboys, news agents and t4ft-oter copies have been deducted.
 ". A. SCOTT. Circulation Mgr. Sworn to and subscribed before me this 4th day of August. 1908. F. ". JACKSON, srvxr~rrrcAv Avrnrycm 70 1nno
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12
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V Y 4 4 < " V Binds on the Ways. Mobile Register.
 Mir. Germans return from Europe has been seized upon as the occasion for gfv- Ing his boom another shove. Do what tney Will, however. 1t binds on the ways.
 They Hurried By. Hartford News-Herald
 wonder if the Alabama editors went by evansville on their Canadian trip? though we would suppose not, by so many of them getting back home.
 We Must Have It. Birmingham Age-Herald
 Union labor should be told that there Is one thing the public really and truly de- mands, namely, the prompt appearance of the esteemed Congressional Record.
 The Only Distinction. Camp Hill Times. CT can detect Is that lynchers are about two huckleberries more murderish than common Murderers are.
 Two Disappointments. Birmingham Ledger.
 It is said that Mrs. James G. Blaine was much disappointed that the public did not build great monument to appointed that Mrs. Blaine did not build one out of the money he left.
 paliavyod
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

City Subscriptions should be paid to the fol. lowing authorized collectors only: J. II. Bat. A. Easop. Collector, q F. Glass. and at ths
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12
Defies Buli Care.

The Advertisers Daily and Sunday circuIa- ton statement as detailed below for the month q July 1908. shows conclusively that even tns duliest of months in the year does not af- Feet the interest of Its loyal readers. These 44Hrea demonstrate beyond doubt that The
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-08-12

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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05
Keep the Flies Out.
Rhinclander vindcator:

Rhinclander VindicatOr:
DR.. Wingate, Secretary of the State
Board of Health declares that the
common house flies are perhaps the
worst enemy OF health that we have
to deal with, because they carry the
germs of disease with them, especial
~ at this time of the year and ought
to be rigidly excluded from the home
as they feed and walk on foulness of
all kinds and transmit it to the foods
in our kitchens, that the principal
cause for disease among the Spanish
American war soldiers, while in camp
near Chattanooga was the pest of flies
which infected the food supplies and
caused an epidemic of typhoid fever.
The present season is the worst sea-
son for the house file pest, of all the
year, but by exercise of ordinary care
the flies may be excluded and save,
possibly, an epidemic of sickness.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05
Congregational Church Notes.

The regular services will be held at
the Congregational church next Sab
bath, October 18th, at 1890 in the
morning and 1870 in the evening.
The pastor will be home from his va
cation and will speak at both services.
The choir will also be on hand after
their long rest, and you all will en-
JOY hearing them again.
The chcir will meet for practice on
Tuesday and Saturday evenings of
this week.
Sunday School will hold its regular
session nj the usual time; let every
one be in his or her place to do his o.
part when the time comes.
The Quarterly Communion and cele-
bration of the Lords Supper will be
observed the third Sunday in the
month, instead of the first, as is the
custome. All persons wishing to
unite with the church either by letter
or on confession of their faith, will
meet with the pastor and deacons, and
members of the church on Wednesday
evening, Oct. 18th. Please remember
your obligation, and the date, and be
pr"seut that evening
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05
$40 Reward.


Merrill Star:
A gentleman, whose name or resi-
dence will not be divulged, but who
is interested in the enforcement of
the game laws, has deposited with the
editor of the Merrill Star, two ten
dollar bills, to be given to the first
person, not game warden, who shall
cause the arrest and conviction of any
person for shooting deer before Nov.
10, 1908. Said conviction must carry
fine of not less than S25, which fine
must be paid. Persons claiming re-
ward must bring positive evidence of
these facts from the official before
whom the conviction is make, and the
same must be certified to by that Of
fetal.
County papers win confer a favor
by copying.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05
Advertised Letters.

List of letters remaining in the Gag
lie River postoffice for the month end
ing September 80, 1908:
Mrs. G.. L. Burrell,
Robbie Carpenter,
Alois Chriskie,
Geo. Kristof,
Peterson Land Co.
In calling for the above letters
please say advertised.
NJ. b. SANBoRN, L. NJ.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05

ADDITIONAL TRAIN SERVICE BETWEEN
DULUTH AND ASHLAND OS n. PR.
A new passenger train has been put
IN service on the Northern Pacific, be-
tween Ashland aud Duluth in both
directions, daily except Sunday.
This train viii leave Duluth East
bound st O'Clock A. NJ. arriving al
Ashland st HOO; beave Ashland West
bound at o'clock Z. NJ. arriving in
Duluth at 6.55 p. N.
This will give this territory the
best passenger train service it has en-
dyed fer a long time.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05
DENTISTRY.

De. j. A. McIndOe will be at Eagle
River, Thursday and Friday, October
10Th and 10th.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05
CHURCHES-

CATHOLIC CHURCH, ST. PETERS Ser
- vices. the tst and 3rd sundays OF each
mouth- HiFh Mas and SerIpou az 10 a. m.
-CatechisEu ptE p N -NeSper> .2ud beneulc-
zion az D. n a first Mas Is sid az SD a m
on the nrst sunday OF each month-On Holy
days: High Mass Sermon and BSneolction az
TsfA 3. MAS on weekdays 81 . CLOCK ~
summer. aud - In the winter. stations 81
the Gross every Friday evening during Lent 40
REV. FATHER T0pIAKA. Pastor.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05

Mw. OF A. EAGLE WATERS CAMP No
~. meets every Friday evening at M "
~ A. Hall Visiting members are cordially ~
vffed Henry kuehme. y. q.
o. r. Bowen. Clerk.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05

r&A. ~ EAGLE RIVER LODGE. meets ev-
erv second aud fourth Tuesday at their hall
ove= d. r. Einrdzn's Law once. Visiting
brothers cordially invited
~. Il Bonner W. NJ.
John Radcliffe. Sec.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05

20 %. T. EAGLE RIVER LODGE No. Toe
meets every Monday evening at their hal
over Beardsley's drug store. Visiting broth
ers are couiiBlly Invited
Mart Hir1el. ~. g.
W. a. Bradford, Sec.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05

CONGREGATIONAL CHURH. Services
" sunday az to.20 - n. aud Sss0 r. m
sunday school Immediately after morning
service. Young Peoples Christian Eldcavor
sunday afternoon a. 6s31- Prayer meeting
wednesday evenings 90 ~
Raw. ". r DIXON Pastor.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05

c. NJ. s. St. Paul R'y.
AT buNOCQUA.
NORTH BOUND.
So daily except Sunday arriyes.-..ia:0l p. 81
so IS Sunday only ARRIVES. .---.- s-S0 y. m
Does not 20 North Of MinOcgua.
SOUTHBOUND-
40 2 De parts daily except Sunday it's p. m
No. 80 departs Sunday oaIy .----- 40 Pm
Ne feeIght trains carry passengers
HERMAN ODER. Agent.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05

EPISCOPAL CHURCH. every First ana
- Third Tuesday OF each month. in rooms
over IA. McIntyre's place. All are cordially
invited. RKv. GEu. NJ BABcUCk, Pastor.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05

Locals. : cents per line for each insertion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05
CIVIC SOCITIES-

n n OF A. MANILA CAMP No. 1913. meet
III ATM. W. A. Hall every Thursday eveninE
- Visiting NeiEhburs cordially are invited
Mrs. NJ Morrison. Oracle
Mrs- Edith r Bonner. Recorder.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1903-10-05

ADVERTISING RATES.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-09-11
POPULAR ENTHUSIASM.
Without IL General Road Improve
ment Cannot lie secured, says
Col. j. ~. Brigham.

Col. j. H. Brigham assistant sccre-
tary of agriculture at Washington, is
not only a giant in size, but he is
big man in practical common sense.
In recent speech at a good roads
convention he said some things that
everybody ought to read. Among
other good things he said:
Il see no reason why the general
government should not appropriate a
certain sum Of money to be expended
in this great work. OF course the
states. counties and local communities
should be expected to cooperate. A
little aid from the general government
would be a wonderful encouragement
TO all the people.
Il hear a number Of speakers here
saying that we must stir up congress.
Now ! want to impress you with the
idea that We must first educate the
people. When the people are in favor
Of national aid in building good roads.
congressman will be in favor Of it,
and not until then. They are not go
ing ahead Of the people.
When one of these great popular
movements gets started. IL acquires
wonderful momentum. I heard a
story OF two farmers who stood be-
side a railroad FOR the first time. On
the track stood an engine with long
train Of heavy cars. Said one farmer
10 the other: Jim. she'll never be
able to start IT, II isn't possible
Finally the steam was turned on and.
with much putting, crcaking and
groaning. the great train began 10
move very slowly then faster and
faster. until finally with a whirl of
dust and a roar like thunder. II swung
out Of sight around a distant curve.
Then the farmer. drawing a long
breath. remarked: Jim. by the Eter-
nal. they'll never be able to stop it,
SO will it be with the good roads
movement. Once let it get thorough
ly started and nothing will be able 10
stop It. or stand before It. TIL its
great work is done.
Il see no reason why the general
government should not reach out its
strong arm and help the people Of
this country get better means Of COM
munication. I want TO see this move
ment pushed with all the energy that
is characteristic Of the American peo-
pie. When we undertake TO do any
thing in this country We do it and do
It well. We have started ont for bet
ter roads. and we are going forward
on this line till we have as good roads
as can be found anywhere fin the
world"
In these remarks Col Brigham has
sounded the keynote Of the good roads
campaign The masses Of the people
must be aroused and educated. Or
ganization is the principal means 10
be employed. Conventions should be
held. and associations should be or
ganized in all sections OF the country.
II IS not enough to get ont a crowd
OF professional road reformers TO
make speeches and pass resolutions.
The object in view is TO interest prac-
tical and progressive men in all walks
OF life. TO arouse the Indifferent, TO
convince the objectors. and to get up
a wave Of popular enthusiasm for bet
ter roads. Until this is done no i'm
portant results will be accomplished.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-09-11
S : RES5455aI2iERIac,es :. ~
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WHY WOMEN DRINK.
Ieud to Encourage the tse Of
Alcoholic Liquors.

A few years ago the discussion Of
such question as this would have
startled society To-day the growing
prevalence of the drinking habit
among certain classes of women makes
the question sadly pertinent Why
do olF women drink. and who is 10
be held responsible for this evil which
threatens so many homes?
Facts warrant the statement that
the women victims Of the drink habit
are largely found in two extremes OF
society They are of the rich. whose
wealth OF mind and heart have not
kept pace with wealth of purse. whose
poverty of healthy ambition and pur-
pose leads them to turn to artificial
eXhilaration for their pleasure: OF
they may be found i'm the opposite eX-
treme of society-tho girl who has
nothing but toll and hardship.
through the fault Of another who
seeks forgetfulness Of hopeless fu-
ture Of drudgery in the excitement Of
strong drink. No normal, healthy
woman. finding every hour natures
own stimulant in love of home. hus-
band and children. or I'm the 10Y Of
some of the worlds real work. caring
for the weak and weary or squirting
ON the discouraged of need
ing drink or Is desirOus Of knowing
the experiences which It gives
For these empty lives. filled with
morbid cravings. this has not proved
safe world The demand It has
made upon woman in the matter Of
strict purity and chastity of life and
temperance and refinement of habit
have been far greater than the pro-
lection from fits contamination which
it has afforded her. Who. nine times
out of ten. offers the first glass Of
liquor TO the woman who learns 10
drink? Rarely will il be found to be
another woman. Neither has man
been at pains to conceal from her his
own selfish indulgence Of appetite nor
TO provide an environment which
makes her temptation difficult Truly
the time has come when men must
face the long ignored question: Am
I my sisters keeper?"
Justice alone requires its answer in
the bringing about Of social conditions
that shall secure TO all classes Of wom-
en- the opportunity to live full, free.
true life which will lessen the tempta-
tion TO evil. One other act of justice
is demanded that man himselfliye up TO
that standard Of purity and abstinence
which from time immemorial has
been used in the measuring and judg-
ing Of woman's character-Union
Signal.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-09-11
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The bigger half Of worldly trouble.
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The greater part of manhood suller-
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Kidneys filter the bio ID.
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Easy To tell sick kidneys.
Look AZ the back for the note Of warn.
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Most backache pains are kidney ill-.
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Every days delay means future trou-
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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1903-09-11
SHERIDAN'S RIDE.
Another Description OF If In Prose
by n Nan Mho Was There
at the Time.

George Phillips. a New York police
man who does duty at the city hall. is
one of the last surviving eycwitnesses
Of sheridan famous ride He was
chief waeonmaster in sheridan's army
in The valley campaign. and he has
given account of the affair % is be-
ievod 10 Dee thoroughly accurate. and
it is certainly forcibie and dramatic.
Mr. Phillips says
Gen. Phil had gone mp t0 Washing
ton for something, don't know what,
leaving Gen Wright in command The
boys had little confidence in Wright
but they loved Merritt and Custer
Early and bis rcbs rushed orr lines at
Cedar creek 20 miles southwest Of
Winchester. Sheridan IN Washington
heard of it He went ont by The rail-
road and crossed The Potomac al stew
ensons landing From there be hur-
ried on 10 Win hester. whore he met
Wright. and from him obtained the
details Of The fight lie lcf Wright in
Winchester and mounted the famous
black horse The horse was black all
right. at least be was when be started.
Il had parked my wagons at one
side of the turnpike go give the horses
q rest We were on The run. no qIes-
ton about that That we were scoot-
ing for Harper's Ferry and the Mary
land side Of the Potomac, and the rebs
we're popping at us at every jump.
With my wagons parked and The
horses feeding and resting by the turn
pike I was watching The boys run
some were limpng and staggering
along They had thrown away their
guns and blankets and expected 10 be
killed or captured any minute ! never
saw anything else like it. the way the
boys were hooing it TO the Potomac.
The entire army was beaten and de-
moralized. There was no order and
every man was trying to save himself
It was a cloudy, gloomy day and all
of MS felt pretty blue suddenly we
heard a terrible shouting and yelling
up the turnpike. Winchester way and
a minute later We saw Phil, on his
black horse. coming down the road.
20. say, Lordy, lordy. Talk about
rides. The horse had been black, but
he was then covered with white foam
Phil was not waving any sword. He
had his old campaign hat in his hand.
He was covered with mud. but be kept
waving the old hat and yelling. Come
back. boys. Come back. To the 'front.'
boysl Follow me.' His STAFF was