The National tribune., 1903-05-28

first, and, as soon as possible, State.
Mr.. Newlands will first ask Cuba to join the
United States. and if the little island re-
fuses to do this lie will introduce bill
for forcible annexation. He says the
United States has got to protect Cuba all
the time now, anyhow. and he thinks
therefore, we should have some real au-
thority over her. If il had not been for the
politicians of Mr.. Newland's color. Cuba
would be American territory to-day.
A delegation of the 10Th Pa, which
Association, after holding its Annual Re
union at Harrisburg. Pa, made an excur-
sion to Fredericksburg, called on The Ma
tional Tribune last week. Among them
were comrades Emanuel Lehmans and
Nathaniel Dressed, of Lykens, and VIM. o.
Sanders, of Hummelston, Pa.
DR.. Albert Wilson, Sidney, Ohio, 4 vet
eran Surgeon of the 1st Ohio and the
18th Ohio, was in Washington attending
the Congress of Physicians. He belongs
to the National Association of United
States Pension Examining Surgeons, and
is held in high repute for his professional
knowledge.
While parodies of that ribald SUM song
"Mr. Dooley," may be StigmatlZed as
''unladylike,' it is now quite an estab-
lished fact that the same does not con-
stitute a crime for which a very charm
ing young lady may be dismissed from
school So Miss Martin. the brilliant
young pupil of the Cathedral School Of
-ha In,,f l,n,. fAntS IN anP
ody song which, when all is said and
done, ought not TO he sung by pure-minded
girls. after being dismissed from the school
with censure from Bishop Satterlee has
been restored to all her rights and privif-
eyes, the Bishop has apoiOgized. sariEg
that he did not sufficiently enter into the
investigation of the matter before giving
sentence of dismissal, and everything is
serene as before.
The Cathedral School is pet scheme
of Mrs. Phoebe Hearst, who gave the
money to found it. At this school the
daughters of gentle people" who have
met with reyerses are supposed TO be edu-
Gated. Among its pupils is Miss Edith
Roosevelt, though what reyerses have met
up with that family remain a secret TO
this day. The young ladies who attend
the school must be a high-stepping lot, if
the 'Mr. Dooley' parody can be taken as
a criterion of their taste in music. The
teachers whose names We're freely substi-
tuted for those of the original song. very
properly objected to this procedure and pro-
tested to the Bishop, who ordered the sus
pension of Miss Martin.
Miss Martin has "high" connection, and
they objected to the suspension. In fact.
they threatened costly suits for libel, and
all sorts of horrid things. Rather than
stand this the country was introduced to
the spectacle of a mitered Bishop nck-
nowledging that he had been unjust to
wisp of girl, mere fun-Ioving girl One
looks for something superior to this in the
head Of a great Episcopal diocese.
Mr.. John G. Carlisle, formerly Secre-
tary of the Treasury. and a resident of
Kentucky, but now living in New York
and attorney for a big corporation. came
to the political surface briefly on a visit
TO Washington last week. Mr.. Carlisle
was once one of the leaders in the Demo-
cratic party, and it must be admitted that
he was then one of its safest advisers.
He couldn't go Organism, however, and
since then he has beer considered a sort
of Philistine. He said in 'an interview
while here that he is out of politics for
good. He also said that he believed from
what he had heard" that the Democratic
party has a good show for its white alley
in the next Presidential campaign.
They are telling a good story apropos
of Democratic candidates. When Mr..
Bryan was here this Spring, he and Sena-
tor Blackburn had a talk about candi-
dates. Senator Blackburn tried to sound
the Sand Hill statesman, and mentioned
Hill, Parker, German, Cleveland and les
ser lights. but Mr.. Bryan was unrespon-
sive. Finally Senator Blackburn said:
We'll. whom do you think the candidate
should be-" Mr.. Bryan looked wise, re-
marked that his own candidacy was not
to be considered for 4 moment, and then
said that he believed that 'Judge Clark.
Of North Carolina, was the logical candi-
date" Senator Blackburn said ~ -a-a-s, "
in that non-committal way he has. and as
soon as he could get rid of his guest. went
out on the street. He met Democratic
friend and pOunced on him at once Say"
he demanded, WHO in the devil is Judge
Clark, of North CarolinaT' His friend
studied a minute, and replied "Damfino,' ~
and the subject dropped right there Mr..
Bryan seems to be determined that if he
cannot be the candidate, the man who is
shall be as obscure as himself.
new aiIEeu I1aTulHS, Oh Inc EplScDpdi
Church, said in vesper talk the other
evening that suicide grows as hope OF
eternal life Iessens."' The tenor of hi.
talk was that the world is growing care.
less and cold to the belief of the immor-
tatity Of the soul. This cannot be true
The world is growing wiser and better
every hour. 1t is also becoming more
thickIy peopled and the means of com.
muDication with the outermost parts OF
the earth are so multiplied that we can
learn within n turn of the hour hand upon
the dial all the i'll that has happened OF
that threatens human kind. But the good
-sias; the world pays too little heed to
the multiplied cups Of cold water" they
are so common.
Carnegie has real red blood in his veins
and it gets to the boiling point once in
while. 1t is there now. Some newspa
per referred to the Carnegies and pu
them in the 'smart set" category. Her,
is the fashion in which be comes back a
them:
'Do you think we beieng to the 'smar
set.'" he exclaimed. "Do you think
would belong to it? No man of real in
fluence ia America takes those people Sc
riously. All that Raw Pork, jr., and it
smart set achieve is TO make themseIye
ridiculous by playing at caste and by an
ing the European aristocracy. We merel
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