Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-10-10


well. he did seem awfully close to
me on the sofa last night. Perth tN.
b. News.
Mrs. Teller-Some tremendous bin.
George dear? Teller-Ics, er-that is. a
hid to the double wedding of the cashiers
twin daughters.-Life.
Bobby-Pop, did you know mamma
very well before you married her!
Henpeck-No. I'm afraid nOt.-R Oches-
ter Democrat and Chronicle.
The Count (who has had little tiff
with his fiancee. the heress) But, my
treasure The Heress-''Your treas
ure? Your investment, YOU mean
New Yorker.
Landlady sir; two chickens went
into that soup.
Boarder-Never mind, ma am. never
mind. No harm done; no one would ever
suspect il, assure you.-Town and
Country.
Mamma" said little Ethel papa
must be just awfully rich" Why do
you think that. my child?" II heard
him tell grandma that he was going 10
buy Poston and Albany today. Town
and Country.
He -- We must economic. Suppose
darling. that you try your hand at max
ing your own clothes:
She--0h. George, dear. ! never could
do that Suppose | begin by trying to
iunke yours!
First Statcsman--W What are you writ
ING there 80 busily?
Second Statesman oh. this? This is
Il denial of the interview ! am going to
give this evening 10 newspaper man.
Boston Transcript,
This offer of your heart aud hand is
very sudden" said the summer girl, but
! will take it," "Ah.' gasped the swell
dry goods clerk, badly ratified. will you
take it with you or shall send il homc?'
Philadelphia Ledger.
Mrs. Greene knew somebody was
coming. dropped dishcloth only ten
minutes ago.
Mrs. Ora. Thanks. When | know
you are coming to my house ! drop every
thing Boston Transcript.
4 young lady. visiting for the first time
in the country, was alarmed AT the APP
proach of a cow She was too frightened
t. run, and, shaking her parasol at the
animal. she said. in a very stern tone:
Lie down, sir; lie down"
The Girls Father-And you say you
are sure your love could stand any test ?
The Smitteu SwainSure of il. have
even seen her picture in that family
group taken in the days when the girls
wore jerseys. Baltimore American.
In an advertisement by railway com.
pany of some uncaled for goods the let
Ter II had dropped from the word law
full" and il read: People to whom these
packages are directed are requested to
come forward and pay the awful charges
on the same.
Say, pa" quericd little Johnny Bump.
ernickel, whats the meaning of be
cause z"
ITS a legacy Mother Eve left t. her
daughters To be used M an excuse for
the inexcusabe," replied the old gentle
man.~Cincinnati Enquirer.
II am afraid" said the very wealthy
young woman to the titled lover, that
our ideals differ"
In what way
II should like to be loved for my own
sake while you expect to be love for
the sake OF your family. WASH ACTON
Star.
Yes" said the sentimental chap. 81
was very deeply impressed when Miss
lawler sang They Have Taken You
Away, Nelly Gray" so? What was
your particular impression well. |
was impressed with the fact that Nelly
was nightly lucky girl to get away he
fore Miss Nawler began to sing - Bal,i-
more News.
Miss Pert--Hc met You at the beach
this summer.
Miss Ann Teck-Ycs just heard him
telling you about it. Didn't bear him
say also that | was not frivolous like the
other girls he met there:
Miss Pcrt-Not exactly. He said you
were not frivolous like the girls he met
there. Philadelphia Press.
lie says he saw Il man with a wooden
arm who played the piano beautifully. /
doE I believe il. do youf"
on, don't know | once saw ballet
Eirl dance very gracefully with partially
wooden legs"
VIA! do you mean by partially
"Sawdu~t Philadelphia Press.
The West Baltimore street man WAS
Indignant. He was fairly Tuning with
rage, What's the natter" asked his
friend, Matter! Matter enough. That
man BiggumS told me | was n cheat \
liai and a hor>ethief, That's what's the
matter "Oh, we'll" said his friend
consoliugly, you mustn't believe every,
thing you hear, old chap Baltimore
= News
you have never marmrd:" asked the
professor,
Ne, said the bank president.
Has il ever occurred 10 YOU that vou
are not doing your duty by the raceY
1T has moi, sir. My father had Il fami-
~ of twenty-Seven children | am thr
first born. | have spent my whole IN,
supporting the twcuty-~iN others
Haven't done cnough!' Exchange.
The Cruel Husband
why, daughter" said the rich father
az ia, %'rl who had married the pcuui-
less nohleman. what does this mcan2
How comes ii that You are home again.
with all your trunks"
Father" wept the Girl II ranuot live