Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-04-08
COPYRIGHT, 1905.

National
EHRE $&&5 had to suspend operations because
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ri the all the held by
The reports now beginning to
show the spring style of phenomenon will differ verv
slightly this from that Of former years. not to be be-
hnd the procession wish to the this spring.
submit the following samples hoping that all who take
the wonders that abound during spring will find them
SOUND IN every JOINT and worthy place among the spring
phenomena literature:
Mlweed O., April 9The halstorn ever known in this
pace ragged yesterday afternoon Old Uncle Billy
on the head by hstone and eight times while irving
to get from the stable boy west end of town was eadng
nome the family He had unthoughtedy her
by Of heavy He had safely anchored at one end
OF the rope while he had the other end daped
prevent her from getting him. large unabridged hail.
stone struck the COW between the aroung her profound
thought and meditation For she staggered
as though unable to make her mind what Then
ting her head down her tail at
at the rate of miles hour At she yanked all
the slack out OF the IL feet in the
He took right her. however, planting one foot down here
and the other about $50 rods further the With
natural curiosity he wanted would go and
he logged her footsteps with out with
the OF keeping right with her doubt much
pleased with the startling and abrupt found
himself able to do When heard they crossed eight
countess but ne still right at her heels shadowng everv
1ootstep and taking strides about long the
Arichok Mich April 1o-A large, black cloud arose in the
south this morning and the people of this place began
for each others umbrellas, thinking that going an 1t
proved to be dege of big words For there was
steady downpour of large doubonted poyyabes badly worn
off at the edges thought speech of Senator
Morgan who recently talked days taking food or
water oad this place and then busted causing
deluge
Radishvle Ia, April ga cyclone good state of preserva
ton visited this place to-day and created quite interest
meat market Main blown inside caused much
disgust upon the part of the proprietor man by the name Of
Jackson who pruning part of town mean
dered the M E. church from since
He seemed take the notion suddenly then great hurry
For time the air full rail fences baed av
live Stock dumbfounded humanity and bearing
red colt with laughing brown and good organ agated
town and the owner may reclaim same by proving property
Slippery Em ILL.,, April 11There heavy shower of btu
mnous coal and coalscues here this morning hour OF
the coal fell in and there enough coascue
with so that it could be gathered nicely local scientist who
solves all the important matters of his tree
mind by delivering wasngs for his wife, advances the theory
during the winter coal high that just getting down
Alfred Alta, Neb, April IA disastrous wndstorm passed
through this section OF the country yesterday causing
and The enacted will forgotten Brave
with blaned faces cawed under the
hid their heads pillow stams yelled bravev Per
aps the greatest confusion existed Sunday school picnic
being enacted north The the time
when the picnckers dinner young mar
the country who had been in before was
picked the sugng moaning ephys bosom
large ovegrown Norman Just about to b
buchered He got up and tried laugh off, finally com
PEELED knife. fat whose bt
learned table lap of an eaciatec
wdower who had been running large
physician and stout and his recovery
doubtful who had just fallen into we'll b,
the and returned his family and span
run away blown back to the
who gave them hearty and aeconate club
the norh-andsou roads the county Their
The blown less
the roof having been found the bedroom Of hou
miles south of the cellar having been found
boughs few rods further An old who picking
his the completely knocked down by the
wind He started fall here but he eight miles the
before he reached the ground 81 " *.2 =*
wonderful country spring the year. and we
fortunate having corps fearless journalists who afrai
call attention to AZ is wonders behold