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carrying the mall Yet Ludlow re-
fasrd 20 entirely rolinuuish his ideas
and instead 81 having the vessel
ehristcned with "a bottle 81 Wlue he
had little airl dressed Ia pure
white. scatter religious tracts over
ihc vessel bow as she sid into the
water
In view Of the subsequent uniucky
carver af the ENauEci ED maritime
men stiN point a. that unusual
christening and SAY ~ told you 80
ON her first trip Go Alaska the ma
ehinety of the EvanGrl broke Gown
aud she llmpad back e. Seattle Tor
Repairs After putting the steam
rr un the New Westminster fnh. Mt
ludlow said her 90 Capt Morgan Ga
ISIS Ludlow then Went as = mis-,
sionafy "a Japan
Ia isao the EyanEei eeillaud with
The steamer skhgit chief. now the
fsest Orchard. eff Five Mile point
yeAF later heg boiler exploited al
sehome. killing three OF the crew.
In 1884 she sunk a. hsn deck az
Port Angeles she WAS raised and
later purchased by the alaska
Steamship company. which operated
her on the sound until a few months
ago. when her machinery waa taken
out and placed IA the new steamer
Clallam
The EvauEsl WAS then bought BY
the Chiopeek Fish company for the
purpose Of carrying salmon, but
xhea that concern failed she was
sold 10 creditors and now lies dia
mantied on the beach ~ ballard,
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rALL WORSE,
NO BETTER
What mrs. Milne Nov Thinks Of
Married Life

Mrs Susie Milne. who took Wal
Ter o. Milne for better. Tor worse.
ala years aFu. says in "a divorce coin
plant flied in the superior court
yesterday that married life has been
all worse ana no better, bud that she
fehilY cannot keep hor promise To
love honor and obey her husband
any innHcr az he does not seem "a
appreciate her efforts la that dlrses
ton
Milne. Hhc complains. ~ extreme
Is diHhHfernhiu and HgHravntinH be
sides being downright cruel az times
taume times faf week he viii re
fuse TO speak 10 me she told hef
attorney 'nna when I ask HIN a
question. he pays no attention a.
all
According 10 Mrs Milnes' atofY
when hof husband does deian 90 talk
he auYs unkiud thing. thBt hurt her
feelings. and aliogether treats her IN
"A fefg shameful way The plain
tiff ashs fur niifuauf and the Gus
todY Of her three year-0ld baby
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KANSAS CITY. Aus III y
shepherd. editor o. the waFrsna-
hasx. Mo. Standard Herald. would
Be lying IN jsu for contempt of the
suprefus court hal not the citlasns
Of Warrsnsbafx raised the $50 fine
imposed upon him aud secured Ms
liberty Reuben oxieShay, bfase-
man. drazs q wrecked frame about
the streets % WAFfeaahusg as the
rrsalt o. permanent iuturies be re-
Gets 81 when rotten tiFabers IN a Ms
saaFi Pacffic freight car of0ks aad
caused 8 wreck Three Juries award
Fl ogieshay ttkesa damages. Three
times the supreme court afffFHsHt
the 14dztuemt Then The member
ship - the court changed. motion
20 rehsar tbs case was granted and
the Judgment y - reversed ard tha
caEs not renansef OEisebaFs t4s
year legal hattie had been On vain.
Shepherd printed q ftruu xiy word
81 editorial saying that the court
was under the influences % the rail-
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roads. lie Naa yankst az before the
cuurt whsah immediately assumed
the character ~ prossgutoF. iuaEs
ana iNfY flis claim - constitution
al rights % free speech was denied
and he VS. fined 49, tfla fellow
cifissas IN ulass meeting promptly
raised thls amount. and kEastei him
a. 4 hero uest DAY
The offensive editorial has been
generally reprinted an Missouri since
then. and mnFa cauxtfc cnusmrnts on
the supreme Judiciary Wsfe never
priutsa anywhere thar Missouri pa
pefe have since INDUCED Ia Par
ticuisr pleasure is afforded b. this
extract frasn hiz eaanasEa STATE
msnt Lord Morris % TIE British
appellate co4rt. anif 'gommittal
f0F scanda Using an" courts has b.
come uhsatata IN this county NJ
may hntsoFne necessary fn some ~
The colonies inhabited principally BY
blacks. to enforce a respect Tor the
courts ~ punishment fnr their crit.
fefHffi 4"
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come. The Acknowledgement IN south
Africa h usiniur strength every day
and tho spirit - Independence cannot
be smothered by nriuah imperialism.
The noefH are IniainF lafsu families
aud tho Dutch populaee q Increasing
rapidly Ia numbers. notwithstanding
tho desperate efforts of the british TO
stock the country with English farm
ora, Hu that IL will hr ouif question
81 time fur the Affirauduf race go
gain their ends and fulfil their dras
tiny ln the history of mankind. They
will boz heard from in the fuiure' ana
the present American generation VIII
live 60 See the emancipation ut the
Dutch race IN south Africa
NourH faithfully
AMERICAN.
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PRECISION n tis peace ~ Pretoria - AZ
if two weary eumtafsnts had cnmu IN.
voluntarily g an understanding not n
Nzhf aHF more fer she rrassnt Eng
land ainaesf bankrupt hAsinE sacri.
feed for ths saks u the vaiuahis
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Easy TO WEAeH EASY To nHY
Beautiful iscatiaH 90 shrfe % Lake Wash.
imsf1n short ride an Scent electric rnft
from First and Washington. large lots
Scala With niisY are selling fast a ST.
81 and gI0a ~ e. snd $50 down anA q
manth 10 already sait svsfl body nkrs
HainifF ueaCH. itH the poEi ans Fil.aps
sHf property On market Tot home ana In
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wilson's Modern iiuHinaas colleHe
Invites you ia ita ninth annual graz
untinH exercises Seattle thehiti
Aux 18th. + so y. an.
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Lake washington b. Scandinavian
O. T. Sick Benefit association,
steamer Nanthus. Saturday Aug ;,
e. p. m. Take Madison car.
Swedish brass band. Tickets. So
cents
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WIN make reduced rates 10 the East
on August 18th. ipth. ahth and zoth.
Call ht n. J. city office. Seattle tor
all uaFttfuiHFH
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To Victoria Saturday and sunday
August and D. t20Q round uip
aog fHt ave.
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n4Hn ~
isasiH1 wlthn > biasRn % Madison street
car tine
FfHntiaH pm = sffssts all cleared sgd isFsi
he sHIi ia rtrh. masiua a. vsf dHaifz
Alafa Zoe home haas q 4aHaaH e 80
affaef We Do SO claim e 4iaH haf
"a riefm that g - fhs cheapest aEi
tsFf nl0seain huf ~ fhH city.
ONLY
tfnu 80
For i.uNiaa on = tarnsr. fiaas g. rnsaf
ear line. CAN NuH ASK FnR mont Z
" q TURN En a co
$50 giats Block Main fu1s
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Interesting Notes
s s"s, Our Shoe Room

WE'VE EXTRA sALEarEOPLE
TO SERVE you rHoh PITY
TOMORROW.
chlida Raa KID one Strap San
ahf. Hixea 3 e. II. we're sac. %.
morrow stssttr. .sssssssstsss que
ghiidrens Finr Red KID Shoes.
sizes b :. we're q shf y ~
tomoffns ss..t. -ssssssssas SOC
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ssstusafs sshaais fhasshss siafrt nns
Tsrsse sol cleared ara Hrsasa arsnuss
aisswHfHs sfana Vices taafHHF rnfhinF
nshtgs - sHd hsalthfal ftHstr seed
sha eiiF vsivf. humber ea tsrna ~ hsus
hutf See NJ Wesa sFfut u;fcs AZ
Nnfuiff Hsafh. 81 q X HtsffeFani. run-
-. tio nastaa elast.
We ran fa6ats yaa ~ fhs htst hatrssissIs
lsnfs Sc 8 asfiratlr uE haFs sffsle sa.aa
fsffut fur sale call ca = u Casey saa
Pacific hiaes tsstil.
CiINAp lots Al Isa ur. 81 HIiisnan rItrs
nalY if mfnaies rtds ca cd hsnfou car
do~n. o. mauthiy. cgtus today. lassr
~sru sine 81 sreunts
$50 Tirs sefsf o. SOD tsnd eniY rs min
utsa wek t. ne sieetfie eaf ara % rnins
utrH fss q ihs cir q aiil fa1 yeu TO
sr..aieaiss Ns,tisinr risst aesrga ~
chsfY strsst
rnH fsflns shd atfsags ln western wash-
iusfaa esH g. sisttsn1fsa a AFnsil -
H1sreH tiaek
TWO lars on Queen Anns Ter San
fsvsL fine view as Areais.
Ff.Uo4Nr sisArsa tcfnss. lots. Take
t'nian RaH Aat rioHs 90 car. fins vis~
its D TAYLOR. as Arcade
PARTY iaaaius city, fihs hraaa ceitsfr
sirefrir iEHt city water. fat tetile
Gloss fn Fuaa LEGALITY tea worth =
fine fafnifufe tfrown ia Best bargain
ever offered $500
Jas - TANtnR. AS Areade.
For saIe-miseellaneous
BAKERS ssfsHiiar--Ths Caiafahia bakery
fauiaaas i Tor sas 81 les than cost uf
outnf established tusiHsss esnef has
other hasiusss
ron NAfsJauua ilon-ih. hofHe. uEht waE
on ana harness rs Inquire eftrf
o ~. q r Enger 81 finf street
SPECIAL SALE AmsFleen wssrher Gold.
filled American watches. warranted 10
ysars fsTa Nfittsn guarantee. Amer
loan WsteE a jswsiri Gu. 90 lat orr.
nhfgitf.0rand.
MARINE or stationary wHtef tube BOILERS
that Yuu cant burn cot Clifford a Dow.
IN FeueHA street
sToNER ranges. carpets leather chairs
tables haurrarHf HafHreefH and pictures
90 hair price Gni eos riEf susst
tsis s===-st.s- Iltzefa4 FsarHfaa far
rcturn. " = Thomss foti 2nd ~. Mr.
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49, sa.-t..ss ssaa ~ the Places
every d.y this week ssospt sataf-
cay
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u yes 49, ssskfnf a eidlrs Domestic rIass
tsrFhs uits fiHs uaatstfuetntis risw
sfels1 sffuFts, ettF Hatsr sns eastsssIi
as ft,ees ptii b D. ~ Hspteustsf u
Nfaff
CAPITOL Hfta4 EXTENSION
AEE arr ~'t 70 f#HEs sAEH sag EHsH 49,
kaui 81 ~ tass cspitgi tii az = snd
= NnH- Then Nais h.trsr rnrthI ihssf
lets are tie h3st ever fffsfrd - tts
usEsr. sssinf Is hsiisvinE a. eat thIs
yea
l. ) hrRENotE c. MnAnEp
oMnsrn.
aB Aftaas Rlds rhens. Main liss
IL
is
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MONEY

MONEY
To ssiasiss srnsiasss sHd vars sarusrs-
- set Our sfstenl q inans thaf ssf.
yes cot - arHi ans lacy ~ gentleman.
fisfk boa ssffsF. salesman. tfafnnaan.
ahin vmrio1 usenf cen Est iast On his
nats.
usauthiy ts-man uhfy.
500 -il~'nrn % - 81 e. " tia 3 or s. s.
r. nsturn q - so Or 8a ~ ies
fh@fsturu Go ~ 90 or 2oa ef 81
Easisst terms lEWeft ratss. rouuaeutiai
,rs. is. ~. a star Lay '' e. ). us.ss
Heck,
WRITE iEanU maHfg en- rrnt eHtsfs isrs
time. pss tuenf anathiY ~ desired. .. A.
Virtue. nesien hfasks seooud and ceisFa-
biz street
w Ian 10 saisrisi people On their rstspn.
81 note. viihout security deaiiuFs strict.
D. confidential II Yuu need money call
en- ua The NiaaHf4 Loan Coa. feQru 2
Colonial hlork, nprtheaat ecfasf Second
sna CoiuHshia.
a nEsrECrAuLr place 60 botres money
ca diamonds feWelrN, watches AfnHfisHH
wstch iswsifr Co. ~. fifst etn.
tai flIf't -AatNAAIfH AAAfAM WIZ HH#ta-af
Confidential
MONEY advanced taiartfd people retail
merchants, teamHtsrs. hoarfluE hfasf =
without security iafEest hsslness pr -
nTfneipsi cities. TeluiHns 40 Eplef hla1hi
SO sscoui avenue
a RELIABLE place e borrow money en
atz meade uaaflsas Aauelrra luN interest
n ~ West dn4 TiEs street.
COLLATERAL HANi< tiiaTtq q hys5i
AaHsy laHusd Gu Az seai collateral aeo
Thfuy.
TO LOAN-priNatr money ct low rnis q
interest namuH a Osusr. Ice Aeslef
Wy rooms = and .,
CORPORA TfOSS ofHanireds rniiectiaus,
patents pensions notary public i n
hcsgrhauul. lawyer. si0 Bailey building
SEVEN rER CESr money. KnaHp Il
Halter tuiidfus
Society Notices
/ All fHf NEN2SS fHss in Your hains
9th mo screens. Randall. The cafes n
iaH a1n Maaisan1 phones Main ITO
1857.
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Ysu can save half II she worry ~
roTs shoe buying II yea Buy
otif Coed fer had Toys SHOES
st--s fa a. .....5=.. sa. 90
So. - 10 a. ........... e2.2S
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raIe bSaGIffss eSH6of GSlyS5sss
hHork private ltss0ns daily evening
efasEsa srMnastir art fsnelnE and Sane
fuss Prank 81 EgHn, dramatic DEPART
uisnt5 rfaf J ieslhhaY. tsneins fnAsisrE
eiiiarsn pufils roo Neezftsd ~ rms
rrtlsafg aEeetat rates thorough uelning
Faaraufnssf. Ihoue fNunssM blue -.
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PUGET SOUND NATIONAL BANK or
EEATrLE.
Capital stock uaid in. ttAs 600 surplus
tta 90 fHfih pre- J osldsmith.
Voc pres. a. s. AuEsuF. cashier. cor
rsarauasHta fn rrnrilai cities 81 ths
taitsd states end Eufous
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ExceptiOnaIDres
Skirt Values

Ladies' Cray Wool Serge skirts.
seams Strap sswed. rows Of
stitching Ca bottom. nicely
fiaFea Il o value ...z44. - 90
ladies Gray oxford Skirts with
alternating gray and green
kuiuk arboekur stripes nicely
flAred. tsDQ value ..saa. e4.bo
LADIES BLACK EfBEfINE
DRESS SKIRTS Ztbsilnes are
the coming fabrics Tor fan.
fklit trimmed with sell straps
On hips. perfect hanging. nice-
ly flafea. g. 70 value -. $500
ahirh faf Stout Women Of gray
and black ~ Ee. superior I'm
ish. ~ az nicely &c The smaller
Hasa. tso0 yaiue. aais price
......'....... $3.50
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TN f1Tls X SS@SS fi1ss IN your home
18th ma screens Randall. the eaflss n
iaf sin Msaisans phones Main ITO
n 1851.
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Dos I9TI9sf HF01fII - II
pHoF MaHHrNE Day and niEht school,
F1Hfth auA rssisF
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NIeF> - u. sssy tefnss sscond hahil
au make bsught Held o. rfehHnEe1~
katlaual eash Register Co., ~ Wash
luztgg btl4ias
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THE fcAHuiNAvIAE- American nsnk
Of heaftfs=A general haHstHg business
transacted deposits e. 20 90. capital
ana sHfHaH. $40 o. a ehiihsfF pres
A ~ Maaiisfg vice pfda J. y tssns.
cashier Geo. H. Fisher ssst cashier.
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W1fff6 famIl1 sss6i6s 3 70 !
boone Address ig2a 2isf Ave. south.
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pEopLEF HAyTN0a BANK
Rsrlud avenue eud pihr stree capital rs1
W 400 90 D. g. h~Hfsiaef. rfss-. J r.
. Gferutaaf cashier. commercial. savings
ard trust business.
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E - sdeKFHTOE q 90 general sue
iloueffs xH2e Fifft avenue
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y. y W4LKKil rsnsral aaanaassf. ri =
tizi mind avenue. both phones Iansi
tli and 8 gazI
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otrdHsE TnEhpEn 4 co. la6-. s6ssls
lrhe1 tHeH mining eiaIW abaffsatss
basement Mutual life bIda pnontst
funhsf tfH fHdrpendent -
uppTu WtfrTTLEaET HANFOnD 49,
Hifaef fatapHuy. establishes fhgb Haaes
fant n ifaiisf tih TrirphsHs Main iDt-
nEATILr AnsTRAcT 60. X i. bik
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Dnntiatr
Dramatic sehoo

la {. 9 - =. = ll.iFiIs...a,... 81
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06
Stewed Endive with Cream Sauce.

Stewed Endive with Cream Sauce.
Cut the outer leaves from the de-
sired number of heads of endive and
wash the endive thoroughly. Drain
and then boil in sailed water for about
fifteen minutes. Remove, put into
colander and let cold water run
through them. Chop and put into a
saucepan with a considerable amount
Of butter. Cover and let cook for
twenty minutes. Uncover, moisten a
bit with cream, sprinkle papriSa over
and turn on to fried slices of bread.
Those who have favored endive as a
salad will be agreeably surprised at
finding how subtly this way of cook
ing it appeals to them.-The Epicure.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06

Just when thu bicycle is supposed TO
be losing something of his popularity
In older countties-Or rather countries
where the bicycle is older---it is be-
ginning to gain in China. The Uaitod
States consul at NiuchWang has lately
made a report upon The increase in the
use of the wheel in China. with sug-
gestions for American manufacturers
Simplicity and strength are the great
requisites. Dust-proof bearings, a
cushion or other spring frame, solid or
non-puncturahle tires and extra large
spokes with strong tbreads-these are
the qualities desired. If they are fur
nishcd. n!ckel-plating and other orna-
mentation may be omitted. The con-
sui says such wheel as this could be
sold by thousands in China. 1t could
doubtless be sold by the hundred thou
sand IN America also.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06
There is more catarrn IN tris ecction of u

There Is more Catarrn IN tris section OF the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was eup posed to be
incurable. For great many years DOCTORS pro-
nounced IL a local disease. and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incursbie.
Science has proven Catarrh to be cOnstitu.
tonal disease, and therefore requires constitu.
:onal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, man
uiactured by +. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, Chic,
10 the only constitutional cure on the mark
IL is taken internally In dosrs from 10 drops to
q teGspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They ofer
one hundred dollars Tor any case il falls to
cure. Send for circulars and testimonis,s. Ad.
dress, F. !. CE ENEI l. CO., 1olstA0, y.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06

That citizens Of the United States
have the only legitimate right to be
known as "Americans' seems to have
have thoroughly studied the subject
Secretary of State Hay took the in
itiative when Ambassador to London
having his cards read THE American
Ambassador" and changing the official
shield over the embassy to read "Amer-
lean Embassy" instead Of the former
Embassy Of the United States" In
truth the title "Em bassy of the United
states" might be misleading to those
who know much OF the geography of
this world. United States of what
Besides the United states of America,
there is n United States Of Colombia, a
United States of Mexico, a United
States of Brazil. Each Of these gov
ernments is known by the name of It's
country. Why should not the United
States Of America be known as Amer
lea and Its citizens as Americans
We have never heard ourselves called
United Statesians. 1t would be rather
in awkward title as we'll as an indefi-
mite one. Again. the American govern
ment-see how naturally the word
American Is used-is the only one
which has embodied the word America
or American in its constitution Nor
are we North Americans. We are
Americans. No other citizen of any
other country in this hemisphere has
the same constitutional right to cal!
himself an American as have the citi-
Ans of the United States Of America.
AS usual. we got there first The
names America and American have
risen to some prominence in the world.
1t was the American nation which did
1t. The Canadian can not call himself
an American. Neither can the Next
can. And the inhabitants of South
America must remain South American.
Other nations recognize this. In dlplo-
matte notes the word America refers
to the United States Of America. There
Is only one America
My country, It's Of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
OF thee we sing.
The ma ugal conclusion Is plain. II
other residents on this side of the globe
wish to be known as "Americans''
they'll have to g't annexed: that's all.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06
Chicken Pancakes.

Cut the breast of a cold, cooked
chicken into diceshaped bits. mince
some skinned and blanched mush-
rooms, add these with a tablespoonful
OF very finely chopped ham and a
truffie finely chopped LIT these sim
mer in just enough good stock to keep
them moist and free from burning.
Make a thick, light pancake, spread
some Of the mixture over it, put an
other pancake on top. garnish with
parsley, and send to table at once
while hot and fresh
1t Is said that men are as clay in
women's hands. This may explain
why some men are bricks.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06

The people Of the Northwest Terri
tory stood the Dukhobors until they
fancied they were living In the Garden
Of Eden before the fruit episode; then
a halt was called. The costumes worn
by Adam and Eve are not quite suit
ed to our rigorous northern climate.
King Edward has asked parliament
for an increase in his salary. What's
this has the Kings Union raised the
scale on us.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06
49, ~
)!]9sSEET<3||8{|g
- ~.

Children are won by candy. women
by bonnets, men by schemes.-Ex.
Manager-"Did they call you back?'
Actress-"No; they dared me to come
back"
| Wall Street: The most noted if not
the most popular watering place in the
countrywide.
Dyer-"Who holds the record in your
automobile cluby" Jack-"ShaiIer. lie
ran over mselfT-Brooklyn Life.
Too limited: "You must do more
walking" But, doctor, already have
an automobile" well, get another
Life.
Tom-"Did she ask you if she were
the only girl you ever loved? Jack
No. She took it for granted. -
Somerville Journal.
Lady ito blind man)-"My poor man,
what made you blindT' Tramp
Looking for work, ma'am.'-Cook
County Jail Journal.
Patron-"What did you say this Is.
waiter?" Waiter-"Strawberry short
cake, sir" patrun-"M More like cake
strawberries. isn't it,"
The Englishman-"I understand you
Americans elect all your rulers by BAT
lot" The Amercan-"l es-all but our
es'-Chicago News.
CIVILIANS, have you named the baby
| p lao
grandmothers to agree to arbltrate me
case" Chicago Tribune.
A public benefactor: "Bromlcy seems
to be getting rich:" Yes. He invent
ed collar button chaser that Is a
great success. "-Chicago Record Her
aid
Bacon-"Did you understand the Ian
guage when you were in Paris. last
summer" Egbert-"Wcll - when |
talked to myself d!d."-ionAers
| Statesman.
Quite difference: "What is the diff
ference between a gown and crea-
tion?" II can't give you the exact
figure, but it's small fortune -
Chicago Post
The Doctor-"You have a bad COLL
Mr.. Jiggs. I'll give you some plis
for it," Jiggs-"Oh, never mind. doc
tor. You can have it for nothing
Hazard Lampoon.
Host-My wife Is worrying about
there being thirteen ut the table to-
night. Guest-Superstitio ell? Host
No; she has only dozen silver
knives and forks.-Chicago News.
Percy-"Miss Sweetly. do you think
you could be happy with man like
meY' Miss Sweetly-"Well. perhaps
If he wasn't too much like YOU
Comic Cuts.
Victim-"Ooo! Phew! You charge
double price for this kind OF sham
BOO, don't your" Barber-"Yes." Vic
tin-"So | thought. | notice that you
are making me suffer twice as much. y
N. Y. Weekly.
First Citizen-"What do you think
of this idea of an army Of the unen-
ployed marching TO Washington"
| Second C1tlZen-l nat IiOtHillS hc"'
1t happens every four years. New
York Weekly
Remarkable woman: My wife Is n
famous cook" Mullins announced,
proudly. "So?" responded Barlow. in
differently. Yes. sir. She concocts
sauces that make even health foods
palatable.
Housewife-"Mlna, is dinner not yet
ready? We are all starving" Nina
(who Is reading noveD-"No, dinner
is not ready and it won't be until l
find out whether the black knight wins
that fair lady or not"
Shea well-known writer says that
in order to succeed man must be
95 per cent. backbone" He-"Oh, l
don't know. A good mary who have
managed TO arrive are 50 per cent.
cheek. Chicago Daily News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06

The fact chat the sum Of $21 900 WIS
paid for Poe manuscript is likely
to encourage many modern balladists
to waste valuable storage space in
holding on to their copy.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06

4 Chicago boy convicted Of stealing
golf balls has been sentenced TO enter
the navy, where the balls are too
heavy to be carried away in ones
DOcEpt
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06

NotwithStauu.l., All. CarneSte's fire.
queut backscts. we still incline to the
belief that it Is harder to accumulate
big fortune than to give one away.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-07-06

Hitch you wagon to the stars" was
all right as IA commencement subject
until TIE age OF the auto. To back an
auto up to star might result in up
setting the solar system.