The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-12-04
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l Rhodes sh,mhIrd nm th. hool, st.n.
Come right in and let me give you som:-
thi''% |" eat.
AW' "iS am u" 'iheh' en-: mrr-
'""ie' iiitt'e pe NI'"osS 10 hiihsen as ne
COOK Inc pr"iicreh chalT'
never turn the unfortunate IRON my
o"or' sa'd MIS- hih"harte as she sp-
P'"'..nvu ie Su!''"'i'.
"eh' We n>eh mighty unfortunate
nun >"'" il'l't.
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p'@i'l uu'E TO
'ie'e wa" d 'i''s"' " Si'ii'iil'ls uoor
am, ''' ''' '''"''''''S u""l' the DICK SIDE
walk
lluiiS gee exclaimed ilitte lie khodes
"".' liz was al o"'iH INC corner out OF
"'' p'l' was d fortunate "hen
SIG sai' ue''' words about PLAIN DUTY L
couiu see my hnish II didn't make my
Mr. Hit+e De Rhodes MIGHT no . +r,;ca1
tramp, but he read the newspapers.
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iell S''l mas lief hrst peau' salo
inc unmarried cYmc' she always Keeps
nm lingering on the front steps longer
tnali IS necessary 5" the neighoors may
see MIN.
young "lte-What DO you 90 when
your husband gets cross ana wants to
sc"id: VIE with experlence)-l read
MN one or two OF the letters he used to
write to me before we were married.
Baltimore American.
-Courtesy is the oil that makes the
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q The Limit.
To-day | heard a new definition of
ultra wickcdness," said the man who is
fond of telling strange things. "a bright
young woman who was expressing her
disapprobation of a certain individual
whose character did not appeal to her
ii''e sei'se Vi 'ne p'"p,'e'ieS WOUND up ner
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Necessary Precauffon.
An American in Paris was one day look
ing at the Eitlel tower when he was
accosted by an enthusiastic Frenchman
with, "Ah. my friend, that is beautiful
tower, and doubt very much whether
you have anything to in America"
"aai' stranger, lePneo 'he AMERICAN
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A Tough Chicken.
The other dav gentleman entered a
certain restaurant and ordered chicken.
The chicken was evidently tough, for
when the waiter came in he behold the
gentleman in a great state of wrath.
"Waiter," he said, "this chicken is yery
tough
very sotrS, SIT NAT chicken was
Always Pecui.ai ''iu "hS' wneh we
"anteu u MI. 1t we e'"'H NOT eaten IT.
SO DIT last VIC iis'' u si'"oli' II liz" On
the mouse tops ana
All W J"Ne' 'n'. accounts iol IT,
You must nave siio' 'iie "eathercock oy
illls'ahe' -hotieloii :>iis "els.
Artful John.
"John," said Mrs Griggsley, eff you
are too much ola coward to go down and
scare those burglars out I'll go myself.
I'll let them know there is at least one
man i'll the house.
MaI"' s'''i MI "'iSsEy as SIG
started LOT the stairway lWouiah tgo'
1t SOUNDS ike a mouse
After she had jumped oack INTO pea
ana covered hersclt win TWO quits ana
a nianKet MT. "rissSleF hearu THESE
words III loW' piiihtiil tones
II you love me- John' please DO NOT
desert me.
Fetched En-.
Hello, Migeles. How are YOU getting
along with that suit of yours against
the railroad on account of per. oaal in.
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