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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
A CLEVER ILLUSTRATION |
WITH CONCLUSIVE PROOF.

There is an old formula in philosophy
which says that no two things can &C.
cupy the same place at the same time.
AS simple illustration, drive nail in
to board and you will find with every
stroke of the hammer, the nail will force
aside the particles of wood into which it
is being driven, finally making place
for itself, and proving that the nail and
the wood do not occupy the same place
at the same time.
DISEASES OF THE KIDNEYS
AND BLADDER and DIR. David Ken
nedy's Favorite Remedy cannot occupy
the same place at the same time. fyou
are troubled with frequent pains in the
back; if your urine stains linen; if you
urinate frequently during the night, and
burning pain accompanies its passage,
your kidneys and bladder are in bad
shape and should be treated at once.
Every dose of DIR. DAVID KEN
NEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY slowly
but surely pushes aside some of the par
ticles of the dread diseases of the kid
neys and bladder, liver blood, rheuma-
tism dyspepsia and constipation, until
they completely disappear Do not lose
faith or find fault, if you are not entirely
cured by one bottle, because if these dis
eases have fastened their grip ON you
the longer and harder it is to drive them
away.
Druggists sell it in New so Cent Size
and the regular S1.00 size bottles.
Sample 6offIe-enongh Jo, trial. free BY mail.
DR.. David Kennedy Corporation, Rondout, NY.
Dr David Kennedy,s Mapfe Eve SaIys for all
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
ORW ELL.

Ayers and Brown We're in town this
week.
The rebuilding of the creamery is the
talk of the day.
Thomas Harding refused last week
$500 for his year old colt
Judge Branch picked % barrels of
Snow apples from two trees last week.
G. l.. Hammond of New York has
been at his farm for a week past return
ing to the city on Monday.
The Sunday school will be represented
at the Annual Convention at Bridport,
Oct 2 and 3 by Mrs. ID. l.. Wells and
Mrs. c. ii. Lewis as delegates.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
Greatest Of All Physicians,
Eminent Discoverer Of
PAINE'S CELERY
COMPOUND

Prof. Edward E. Phelps, NJ. D., IL. D.,
was born in Connecticut and graduated at
Yale.
His unusual talent soon brought him reputa-
ton and prominence. First he was elected to
the professorship of anatomy and surgery in
the Vermont University. Next he was APP
pointed lecturer in Dartmouth College. The
following year he was chosen TO the most
important professorship in the country, a
place that he occupied when he made his
word-famed discovery of Paine's Celery Com
pound.
This infallible cure for those fearful ills that
result from an impaired nervous system and
impure blood has endeared the great doctor
to the world.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
WEST BRlDPORT.

George Raine is filling his silos.
j. H. Fletcher went to Addison on
business Friday.
Mrs. Edward Carpenter of Mineville
was in town Friday for a brief visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Wolcott are the
happy parents of son born Friday.
Melvin E. Wilkinson narrowly escaped
a serious accident while drawing a load
of hay from the field to the barn.
Sidney Denning while at work with
his team in a horse power Friday had
one of his horses hurt by being thrown
from the power.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
SAVES Two FROM DEATH.

"Our little daughter had an almost
fatal attack of whooping cough and bron-
chitis," writes Mrs. W. X. Haviland, Cf
Armonk, n. Y, "but. when all other
remedies failed. we saved her life with
Dr. Kings New Discovery. Our niece,
who had consumption in an advanced
stage, also used this wonderful medicine
and today she is perfectly we'll Desper-
ate throat and lung diseases yield to DR..
Kings New Discovery as to no other
medicine on earth. lnfallible for coughs
and colds, SOC and 81 bottles guaranteed
by w. II. Sheldon Trial bottles free.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
IGNORANCE is THE MOTHER OF
MISTAKES,

blunders and bungles-the most expen-
sive thing in this foolish world. There
are millions of poor persons who might
have been rich but for their blunders,
and hundreds in their graves who might
have been alive had they used DR.. David
Kennedys new medicine, Cal-cura Sol
vent. when they were first taken sick.
Write to the Cal-cura Company, Rond-
out, n. y, for book and free sample
bottle.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
HOW'S THiS2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. J. CHENEY Il CO., Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned, have known +. j.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business trans
actions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
WEST Il TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the sy stem. Testimonials sent
free.
Price, 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists
HaIl's Family Pills are the best.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
History that will Live for Ages to

During the past two years it is an
absolute fact that DIR. j. w. Morrow of
~ Church St. Burlington, VT, has made
some of the most astounding and won
derful cures ever recorded to any one
man III the practice of medicine, and it
should be further remembered that every
one of the following cases where the
writer has carefully investigated, has
been doctored 10y many other physicians,
many of them in the hospitals of Burl-
ington. Boston. Montreal and elsewhere,
and have been given upas incurable, today
are living, walking testimonials of DIR.
MerrOw's skill.
Below we mention few of the many
severe cases which he has cured during
the past two years since he located in
Vermont, and would space permit every
page of this paper might be covered with
equally astounding cures as the follow
ing:
Judge H. C. Root, l6 Brooks Ave,
cured of fibroid cancer.
Thomas r. Baker, 50 Rose St., cured
of cancer of the nose.
Mrs. VIM. Mcneil of Shelburne, Vt.
cured of rose cancer.
Mrs. Clara Howe of Jericho. VT, cured
of bone cancer
Each one of the above cases was cured
without the knife, loss of blood and but
very little pain.
This is only four out of fifty-two others
we might mention that live farther away
from Burlington.
NJ, l. Haley, 50 S. Champlain ST., cured
of blood poison.
Fred l.. Lucens, Winooski. VT, cured
of nervous debility of sixteen years
standing.
cured of epileptic fits.
Samuel Richard, Jr., Royalton, VT,
cured of asthma in its severest form.
Mrs. Adele Albisetti, 20 Foster ST.,
Barre, after being given up at Mass
General Hospital to die with kidney and
stomach trouble, cured by DR.. Morrow
in seven weeks.
VIM. E. Northrop, l Smiths Block
cured of nervous debility.
John W. Blanchard, Berlin Corners
VT, given up to die by eight physicians
with consumption. DR.. Morrow removed
from him snake 10 inches long. Now
he is well.
Mrs. +. 4. Clark, North Ave, cureC
of female trouble in its most severe form
Mrs. NJ. A. Atwood. 365 Main st.
Barre, VT, cured of tumor of the eye
without the knife.
Fred Is. french, Essex junction, VI.
crippled with rheumatism for three
years. DIR. Morrow cured him.
Mrs. Chas. Parker, East Charlotte, Vt
Cured of large goter.
Mrs. f. A. Nelson of Orange, VT, cureC
of sick headache of 20 years standing.
Mrs. Hester Burton, Burlington, VT.
paralysis of the right arm for three year
cured.
VIM. McGee, 81 South Main ST., Barre
Vt, says 81 owe my life to DR.. Morrow.
Cured of catarrh of the bowels"
Mrs. Fannie Burgess, Winooski, Vt.
cured Of female trouble and liberation
Edward German, 81 George St., Burl
ington, VT, cured of tape worm will
which he claims he had been suffering
for 81 years.
Clara George Winooski, VT, Cured o
Bright's disease.
Testimonials of the above cases, man
of them taking mp whole column an
more can he seen at DR.. Merrow's otfic
with thousands of others on his offic
days, Mondays, Wednesdays and Satul
days, as other days he is busy visitin
those who are not able to go to his office
Office hours are from 10 to II a. m
to and 7 to 8 D. m.
Entrance. AZ Church street.
new YORK AND VERMONT P2lvAT
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02

MIDDLEBURY, Sept 30. There was IA
very light attendance and receipts at the
local markets this week. Farmers re-
port that the dry weather has decreased
milk receipts fully one third. Prices
We're unchanged from last week. We
quote 16 to Is cents for butter, with an
occasionally small lot of fancy at a little
higher price, Eggs scarce at PA cents
per dozen.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
Vermont Markets.

MoRRIsvILLE, Sept 26.-Demand hes
been good for the best grades of cream
cry and prices have advarced. Receipts
are running large for the season. We
advance prices as follows: Very best
large separator dairy, 2Oc very best
small separator dairy, Il tol9 c; off grades
and odd lots, IA to l6c; prints and p h.
boxes about the same.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
A LOVE lETIER

Would not interest you if you're look
ing for a guaranteed Salve for sores,
burns or piles. Otto Dodd, of Ponder,
Mo-, writes: II suffered with an ugly
sore for a year, but a box of Bucklen's
Arnica Salve cured me. It's the best
salve on earth. PC at w. II. Sheldon's
drug store
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02

Randolph, Sept, 30, The stock ship
ment from this station yesterday was
rather light. Frank Kicker shipped
from this station. 30 hogs, A 1-2 to 5
cents; 10 caly es, 3 to cents. Along the
line Kicker shipped 100 cattle, $50 sheep
and 200 calves. Hatch's shipment from
here consisted of IS milch COWS with
their calves and he also had other ship
ments along the line.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
Does Death End ALI?
mot on Your Life D.
If it is Insured.

EAR SIR: settle
and family dependents and hint the money
could deposit each can and will gladly
counsel side the could
and would do place Then do please
ough and live policy
EARTH will enable you poor
the draw | the
Old Mutual Life of New York years
over 3Saoooooo of dollars and know folks will be penn
sight; live
imagine the celebration, possible, where live
Now.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02
new YORK AND VERMONT PRIVATE
DiSPENSARY.
Consultation Free.
New HAVEN, Nov. ?, 1902.

New HAVEN, Nov. 2, 1902.
N. F. RIDER Co., Dear Sir;
have used your Stewards Cough Cure for the
past three years and consider it the best cure
l ever used / would be willing to pay 81
bottle rather than 60 without it.
Yours truly, c. b. DRAKE.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02

Large bottles for sale by all druggists 81.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-10-02

DR.. David Kennedy's Magic Eye Salve for all
Diseases or InilammatiOns Of the Eye. sse.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

Among the passengers To- Chicago re-
GENTLY was a woman very much OYER
DRESSED, accompanied by bright eyed
nurse girl, and u sclf-willcd tyr,,nnical
boy about three Years old.
The ls,y aroused the Indignation ot
the passengers by his continued shricks.
and kicks and screams and his vicious-
ness toward the patient nurse. He tore
her bonnet and scratched her hands
without word of remonstrnnce from
the mother says the Frcemon, Mcsscn.
ger.
Whenever the nurse would manifest
any firmness the mother would ehide
her sharply.
Finally the mother composed herself
for nap, and about the time the bov
Slapped the nursc for the 6ftieth time
a wasp came sailing In and III ON the
window. The boy at once tried to catch
Il.
The nurse vsnpht his hand and said.
coaxingly:
Harry mustn't touchl Big ay will
bite Harryi"
Harry screamed rayagely and began
To Kick and pound the nurse.
The mother without opening her eyes
or lifting her head, cried ont sharply:
"Why will you tease that child so,
Mary Let him have what he wants at
once"
But, ma'am, It's a.
Let him have IL, ! -ayp'
Thus encouraged Harry elutched a,
The wasp and caught Il. The yel tina,
beloved brought tear Of Joy 70 the pas.
scnverr.
The mother awoke again.
"Maryi" she cried ''let him have Il -
Mary turned in her seat and said con.
Iusedly;
IVES got Il, ma'amn
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

Married at Caldwell Wednes-
day evening, Rev. W. J. Boone
officiating, r. f. Servoss and
Miss Florence Alexander, both Of
Parma. While the announce
ment of this wedding did not
come as an entire surprise to the
many friends Of the youngcouple
still the matter was kept very
quiet. and but few know of it be-
fore it occurred. Both of the
contracting parties are very pop
ularhere, and the HERALD joins
with their large circle of friends
in wishing them a pleasant Jour
ney along the pathway Of life to-
gether. They will make Parma
their future residence.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

The spooks were out in full
force Halloween night. and il
was about AZ noisy a crowd of
spooks rs ever got together.
They did not slight anybody in
town. but treated all alike. Jim
my English, (whom some are
mean enough TO accuse OF being
in with the prowlers) was about
the heaviest loser, while Sam
i'allnntyne swenrs that no ret of
spou~s, white or black, drunk or
sober shall ever get the dead
mortal cinch' ON him again.
About the meanest trick they
played was on a painter. They
happened along by n building he
had been painting and concluded
that his ladders needed moving,
and they We're moved according
~. However, us the painter had
Just finished the job and was
ready TO sturt in next morning
at the place where the ladders
were found ha wiuked the other
eve and drank twice TO the health
of his mysterious assistants.
The jewellers wound up thenight's
orgies with n chuiivari at the
Parma Hotel where Mr.. and Mrs.
Paul Thomas. the newly mar
ried couple were stopping. Pat
has got most of the tinware back
into servicable shape again aud
he intimates that he could name
a few young l,dies that would
sure nuke star performers in the
way OF noise producers.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07
Resolution of Coincidence.

The following resolution was
passed by the Amphictyonic
Council on fhe death of Miss
Grace Castator:
WHEREAS, Our Heavenly Fa-
ther has seen fit to call from our
midst to her home above, Grace.
the beloved daughter of Mrs. y.
0. Castator, who was also our
sister, therefore, be it
Resolved, That the members
OF this Council extend to the sor-
rowing father and mother. and
brother, our most heartfelt SYM
pathy with the assurance that
their loss is also ours. Further
more be it
Resolved, That a copy ofthese
resolutions he sent to the family
and that they be spread upon
the minutes of this society also
that a copy of these resolutions
be sent to the Parma HERALD
for publication.
BERTHA NORRIS.
RuBy CHAPMAN.
GLADYS SAMMoNs.
Committee.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

Mrs. II. J. Hortners OF Payette
visited with Mr.. and Mrs. II. NJ.
Ruddock the past week.
Our primary teacher, Miss Ker-
rick, of Minonk, H., has arrived
and commenced her duties in
the Roswell school.
Another boy is announced at
the home OF Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
Hatch. Also a son ut Chris
Anderson's.
The Roswell Parma w. G. r.
u. met with Mrs. Tuning Friday
afternoon, October Both, The
meeting was conducted by the
president, Mrs. Julia Mccormick,
There were eleven members pres
ent. and three visitors. Four
delegates, who were in attend
ance at the state convention
were present, and each gave re-
ports of the same. Judging
from what they told, the CON
vention was "a very interesting
and profitable one. The next
place of meeting will be at Mrs.
Chas. Aliens on Friday, Nov. II.
1t IL hoped that each member
will come with some thought
that will help to make the meet
ing instructive and helpful.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER Z. 1908.


DEMOCRATS have nothing e
be sorry for in the result Of Tues
days election. After two years
of republican rule Greater New
York comes back into the denl-
oci-atic column stronger than ev-
er. While the opposite party
will claim that a municipal cleo
tion has no bearing on a general
election, yet the fact remains
that the municipal elections in
New York city always have
more or less bearing on politics,
both state and national. The
success Of Mr.. Mcclellan places
him prominently before the Amer
lean people, and may possibly
elevate him to a higher position.
In Maryland, the democrats
under the leadership Of German,
gained q signal victory. Mr..
Roosevelt was so anxious to car
ny the state that he was IN fire.
quent consultation with the re-
publican leaders, and IN fact
almost assumed the direction Of
the campaign himself. Yet the
democratic majority was greater
than ever, and McComas. thelast
republican senator from Mary
land, will he placed on the r.
tired list next March, to make
room for a democrat.
Kentucky also gave one of it's
old time democratic majorities.
Roo~eyelt's position on the ne
gro question has borne different
fruit than he anticipated, and
the south IL solidly democratic
once more. Taken all together
democrats have reason to feel
that the party * recovering
rom the fratl'icidal strife IN
which in which it has been on
gagged for the past few years.
and with the healing OF theparty
wounds, victcry will again perch
upon the banner OF the party OF
Jefferson.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

TnE dispatches state that
President Roosevelt. in order To
set good example to the kim
dergarten voters whom he con-
SCENTS TO govern, went from
Washington to New York to vote
Tuesday. The dispatches also
state that he Travelled by special
train, accompanied only hy HIS
private secretary. 4 few years
ago the same gentleman went
down from Washington to New
York to swear of his taxes. lie
didn't say anything at that time
about setting an example to his
benighted fellow citizens, and the
railroads didn't furnish him with
special trains. These two occa-
s'ons furnish a distinction with a
difference, you understand.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

Panama has seeded rom 90
lombia. and established free re-
public. President Roosevelt has
recognized the new government,
which IL favorable to the Pana-
ina canal enterprise, and the
United States will probably get
the canal after all. There are
several ways Of beating the eat
around the bush.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

THE Idaho W. c. +. L. IL out
after Apostle Reed Shoots scalu
according to the following reso-
luton adopted at its late meet
ing IN Boise:
"liesolved, by the w. {. +. H.
OF Idaho, in state convention ns
sembled, that the wonlnnhood
of the United States * dishon.
ored 10y the presence OF an AMOS
tie of the Mormon hierarchy in
the United States senate. and we
hereby iemand of our United
States senators that all their in.
iiuence be brought To bear NJ the
opening OF congress. November,
- lo03, to unseat Reed Smoot
as United States senator from
Utah.
EI+i.A ID. CRAwFoRn. President
RosE u. Qs'rK, Cor. Sec'y.
JENNIE BIRp, Rec. S,v'y.
II NE have not been misinform-
Ell We can assure the ladies' TINT
nothing will give Senator Dubois
greater pleasure than To comfy
with their demnnds. Senator
Heyburn. however, may need
some urging.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

ELECTION returns from Ohio in
dicnte that there are quite II
number Of voters in that state
~ho get very busy every time an
election day comes around-and
they're not all democrats, at
that.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

l20 acres, all under fence part
ly in cultivation. 8 acres in al
falfa, Good sw;sroon house.
good cellar and well. $4,000
takes this property.
BATES 4 LANG:
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

For Sale-Fifty acres. All I'M
der cultivation, mostly seeded to
alfalfa. 20 inches ofwater, good
house, etc. BATES < LANG.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07
Shoals for Sale.

| have Is or 10 shoats at my
ranch that wish to dispose of at
once. Mrs. A. +. BRADLEY.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

tfff7 Nf@'hs
| Attorney II. A. G1iffiths was
down from Caldwell Thursday on
legal business.
J. \. Compton came down
from Boise yesterday and re-
turned Oh the afternoon train.
James II. Baxter of Roswell,
paid the HERALD osiicea pleasant
visit Yesterday.
Miss Mabel Stewart has re-
turned home after Il pleasant
visit with Mrs. w, s. Bruce, Mt
Buise.
w. Is. Odom, formerly Of this
place, was down from Caldwell
on a hunting expedition the first
Of this week,
f. j. Smith, the Caldwell attor-
ney was in town Monday look
ing after the interests OF the Far
mers Cooperative Ditch Co.
The infant child OF Mr.. and
Mrs. J. b. Mansell of Temp died
October Both, and was buried in
the Parma cemetery last Sat
urday.
Please remember that you
have a first-class repair shop in
Parma. When you want any
repairing done call on II. r.
Cannon.
james Ballanryne, the well
known stockman, visited Parma
the first OF the week. lie will
feed 5000 sheep in this vicinity
this winter.
Julius Grunbaum, travelling
salesman for l.. p. Grnbaum
X Co., OF Boise. was in the city in
the interest OF his house Thurs
day.
Nj. j. Devers, one of the direc-
tors of the Farmers Co-opera-
tive Ditch Co., was down from
Caldwell Monday attending a
meeting of the corporation.
{. II. Peterson, who has been
IN the Occur d'Alene country
with u party OF government sur
veyors during the past season.
returned home Wednesday.
VIM. Balderston, the editor of
the Daily Statesman, and his
nephew, Walter Balderston. were
down from Boise on a quail
hunting trip on the first.
G. N. Kirkpatrick & Co., are
putting down a cement sidewalk |
in front of their general store
and the new brick building now
III course Of erection.
G. w. Ban, the well known civ
engineer, was down from Boise
Monday looking after the quail.
lie intended to stay a couple of
days longer, but was called back
to Boise on important business.
George il n thorough sportsman
and heartily enjoys II day in the
field with his dog s,nd gun.
Sheriff Watkins wns in the city
Thursday and Friday ON bust
ness connected with his office.
lie had two attachment eases on
hand but both were settled with
out execution. Mr.. Watkins is
I'M excellent record az
sheriff. Being u Parma boy of
course 1t could not be otherwise.
The regular monthly recital of
Miss Bibbins' masic studsnts
took place ut the home of Mrs.
A. II. Stewart Wednesday even
ing. There was a short paper
md talk ON Bach. besides the
solos and Duets for pianos and
violin \ profitable and pleas
mt evening was spent.
The Christian Eudeavor NO.
'iety held their regular monthly
business meeting Thursday even
ny ut the home of Miss Louise
stockton. After the business
vas transacted games were en-
Dyed for a while. Light refresh-
nents were then served. after
which the guests took their de-
'arture.
JAS Fisher and iamily and
as Kieter and wife have arrived
I'pm Hnniltfn M ....1 TN
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07

In A recent speech the presi-
dent informs W that we need
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07
School Report.

The following is the list of pupils who
were neither tardy or absent during the
month of October:
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-11-07
Oregon Short Line Ry
PARMA TRAIN SERVICE.

GOING EAST.
No. 4, Local Pas'gr, 1857 am
No. rs, Local Freight, 11:39 am
No. q, Through Pas'gr., 4;05 pm
GOING WEST.
No. %, Local Freight, 11:39 am
No. .. Through Pas'gr, sos pm
No. 3, Local Passenger, SOB am
All carry passengers.
WALTER SAVERS, Agent.