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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

t,ov WE j, HAVE ~ LOTS IN EVERY spS, DC.
anS oh or the state. Our prices are low
like tn deal with u.s. ISAAC L. GoFF 60.
DON'T YOU THINK you HAD BET.
Ter take an accident insurance policy Z
Us sScat it. w lsAYSe aaYPesn L SorF SSa snSS CO. see
THIS IS REALLY A BARGAIN. A
cottage or s rooms. steam heat and con-
OF Washing ton Park: terms. 500 down;
balance monthly. ISAAC l.. GOFT co.
WE REPRESENT THE MOST RE
antee to give You satisfaction. Low
rates. ISAAC l. GOFF co.
WE HAVE A LARGE NUMBER OF
two and thrse-family houses in different
sections OF the city at all prices. ISAAC
L. GOFF Co, General Real Estate and
Insurance Agents.
DO you WANT TO MAKE A QUICK
sale OF your property? Let US try IL at
ieed. Is%Ac I c'q L. ooTS SSS ss5v'e' 90, s0A'"n
MODERN COTTAGES ON EASY
II hundreds OF people are possessors of
their own home. ISAAC L. GOFF Co,
Real Estate Developers and Home Build
ers.
A FEW DESIRABLE BUILDING
lots just of Broad street will be sold
at low price and on whatever terms
you want. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
LET US TALK TO you ABOUT BUY
ing q home. It's noble TO think about
owning your own home. We will make
IL easy for you ISAAC l. GOFF co.
WHY DO you LIVE IN A TENE-
ment and pay rent when you can own a
nice modern home for 500 down. balance
BEST INVESTMENT IN THE CoUN-
Try. Elegant building lots high. dry and
level, only $40 each; 81 down; Soc. q week.
ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
UNEoUALL.DD IN MERIT AND UN-
approachsd ata In beauty; modern home
the latest convsniences; balance monthly
same az rent. ISAAC l. GOFF co.
WHY NOT ENJOY LIFE BY LIVING
In modern. comfortable homo OF your
own. Now In the time to start Call at
our ofnce. ISAAC l.. GoFF co.
THE FIRST STEP TO A COMFORT
able Independence is a nice home. We
ofror YOU the finest homes that wealth
and brains can furnish. See us about
them. ISAAC l.. GoFF co.
THIS OFFER IS GOOD FOR TWO
weeks only. Nice 7-room modern cottage;
desirsbly located; having all Improve
WE oIyE you MORE FOR YOUR
elsewhere. That is why you had better
ISAAC l. G0FF CO.
NO BETTER BARGAIN IN THE
,ity. Elegant 7-room cottage, with large
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17
REAL ESTATE.

WANTED TO RENT - Five-R Room
Tenements The Hustler z7s wevbosset
St, Room l.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR sALE-INVESTMEN PROP
erty on Lockwood St, two three-farnlly
houses II rooms each: each rental hlo
month; Will sell for near assessed Valus'
making IL per cent investment. q l. q
n. j. GROSS. Managers OF Estates. Union
Trust Bldg
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

, FOR sALE-sUMMER COTTAGE At
saunderstown: 8 rooms; oil furnlsnsu
Two minutes walk from water and trousy
70 Narragansett Pier; price $500 O. L.
" N. j. GROSS. Managers or Estates
Union Trust BLDG.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR sALE-ON UNION AVE, JUST
over city line: modern ten-room cottage;
furnace; taxed for $500: sell for near
assessed value; cost $500. @. l.. Il II; j.
GROSS. Managers OF Estates. Union
Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR sALE-BUSINESS BLOCK on
Westn1inster St. covering $3.50 90. II; OF
q. l.. a III. j. GROSS. Managers OF rs
tates, Union Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

WE HAVE LOTS IN EVERY sDC-
uon or the state Our prices are low
ana ana our terms easy. That's why people
nke U deal with us. ISAAC L.. GOFB CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR sALE-oN GLOBE ST. MOD.
ern two-family house; ~ rooms; prlce
So9 q. l.. & II. J. GROSS. Managers
or Estates, Union Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR SALE VERY DESIRABLE
modern l0-room house on Princeton ave;
also barn and carriage house; heated by
no, water; rents for 500; price reason
aple q. l.. e. III. j. GROSS, Managers
OF Estates, Union Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR sALE-oN SOUTH ANGELL ST,
B-room, two-family house; all improve
mentsi steam heat: lot 50xlb3. q. Il, az
~. j. GROSS, Managers of Estates union
Trust Bldg
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17
MEDICAL.
FOUR DOCTORS FALL
18 months in a chair.
4 Specialist also fails to even relieve
a bad case of Asthma.
The BRAZILIAN BALM Instantly 70.
lsveS and effects a Radical Cure.
Shaker Station. Ct, Feb. s, 1899.
Brazilian Balm

Brazilian Balm
has done won.
ders for me, aftse
suffering Q yea
with Asthns 4
received 40 help
from four of ous
local physicians,
and a specialist
In Hartford, who
is at the head Il
the hospital and
receives oil the
critical cases In
th e adjoin ing
counties. For -
months 7 never
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

NO BETTER BARGAIN IN THE
city. Elegant 7-room cottage, with large
hall, overlooking tho water. Has all up
to-date conveniences and Ia in an unex-
cellsd location. Terms made to suit.
ISAAC I. GOEE CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17
REAL ESTATE roa SALE.

- FOR SALE-FARM ON THE OLD
harrington Road; l0-room house; %
offer. q. l.. a. II. ]. GRoss, Managers
OF Estates. Union Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR SALE - GOOD TWO-FAMILY
house on Eudora St. in a section mat
5000. @. l.. e. IL. j. GROSS. Managers
OF Estates. Union Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

PERHAPS YOU WISH TO BUY OR
sell real estate, or insure your property.
TO borrow or loan money on good secu-
rity. II so we can suit you. ISAAC
l.. GOFF CO, General Real Estate and
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

DON'T You THINK You HAD BET
Ter take an accident Insurance policyY
accidents Will happen, you know. See
US about II. ISAAC I. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

MARVEIS OF BEAUTY AND PLACES
OF rest and solid comfort are our hand
some cottage homes that We are selling
for 500 down; balance same as rent.
ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

laid down-set In a chair day and night
and had to be drawn from one room to
another. By my doctors orders went
south and staid several months hut re-
ceived no benefit. At last Braxilian
Balm was recommended to me so highly
] decided to try 1t. Inside of a week I
could sleep in my bed. Now I am out
doors every day, tending to everything.
do not have any Asthma aud will soon
resume my old occupation. foreman OF
the Eddy Electric Mfg. Co., of Windscg
Ct Most gratefully yours, ~ {
yNNx II Uyr>AS>'
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

Baim in Catarrh. Asthma. Pisurisy and csripne'
Only thing known that removes all the afte9
effects of Grippe in Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Etc.
50 cts. and $l.00 bottle at druggists. With the
500 bottle You get months Treatment FREE
OF ToxlcoIA TABLETS. the best Tonic Strength
builder In the world. r. JACKSON q Co !.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

OWN A HOME. HAVE ONE BUILT
to suit you. We furnish plans free and
build homo that you may secure on
very easy terms. Call and see US. ISAAC
l.. 0OFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR sALE--ON ALBERT AVE,
Edrewood. modern I4-room. steam heated
residence; nll convenlences: price 5000.
@. l.. a II. j. GROSS. Managers OF Es-
tates. Union Trust Bldg
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

REAL ESTATE IS THE FoUNDA-
ton OF all the wealth OF the world Our
$50 house lots offer you an opportunity
To invest your money when you are as
sured OF large returns. ISAAC L. GOFF
co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

THIS is REALLY "A BARGAIN. A
cottage or rooms, steam heat and con-
OF Washington Park; terms. 500 down;
balance monthly. ISAAC l.. GOFT co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

WE GIVE YOU MORE FOR YOUR
money and better terms than you can got
elsewhere. That Is why you had better
see us II you intend to buy real estate.
ISAAC l. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

TAKE AN AFTERNOON OFF AND
visit Washington Park: healthiest loca-
homes the best built only 500 down
ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

LIBERTY. PERFECT FREEDOM
and independence are all enjoyed by
those who own their own homo. Our
handsome cottages have everything reuui-
site for n modern home. ISEAC L.
GOFT co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17
SITUATIONS wANTEp.-MALe.

COTTON MILL SUPERINTENDENT
wants position; 30 years experience; Is
years as superintendent; will go any
where. Address F-12. Prov. News Office.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

WE REPRESENT THE MOST RE
liable fire insurance companies and guar
antee TO give you satisfaction. Low
rates. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR RENT-SUMMTR COTTAGE
nine rooms. bath. colthes presses. cellar
all large and compiete. Massasoit Real
Estate Co. Sc Exchange place.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR SALE FARM BETWEEN
Greenville and Harmony: 17n acres: z
ture and woodland @. T.. e ~. ]. GROSS.
Managers Of Estates Union Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17
TO LET.

TO LET-UP-To-DATE 7-ROOM SEPA.
rate entrance tenement. No 20 Ffneld
avenue (near Broad street,; rent SIT
Apply 80 F'ifeld avenue.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

WE HAVE A LARGE NUMBER OF
TWO and rse-family houses in different
sections OF the city at all prices. ISAAC
Il. GOFF CO, General Real Estate and
Insurance Agents
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR RENT-HALr HOUSE. 40 PINE
rtreet: nire rooms: modern: s,s rs-
~ -- - 80 rv-h~~~a
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

STOCKS. BONDS AND OTHER LIKE
securities are no investment compared
with good real estate. See our $50 house
lots. Terms easy. ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

THIS OFFER IS GOOD FOR TWO
weeks only. Nice 7-room modern cottage;
ments: our prioe IL s225o ISAAC l..
GOrF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17
ROOMS AND BOARD.
RAILROADS
NEW YORK, NEW HAVEN AND
HARTFORD RAILROAD.

A Time Table giving fun information
as to local and through train service may
be obtained at Providence station and
stations below:
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A QUICK
sale OF your property? Let Us try IL at
auction for you. Good service guaran-
teed. ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FOR SALE INVESTMENT PROP
ertv on Nashua at, II rooms: improve
Investment. a. T.. a. n. 7. GROSS. Man
ayers OF Estates. Union Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

BEST INVESTMENT IN THE COUN-
try. Elegant building lots high. dry and
level, only $40 each; 81 down; 5oc. q week.
ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

FEW DESIRABLE BUILDING
lots just OF Broad street will be sold
at low price and on whatever terms
you want. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

MODERN COTTAGES ON EASY
terms has always been our cry. Through
II hundreds OF people are possessors of
their own home. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
Real Estate Developers and Home Build
ers.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

THE FIRST STEP TO A COMFORT
able Independence 10 a nice home. We
offor YOU the finest homes that wealth
and brains can furnish. See us about
them. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

WHY DO you LIVE IN A TENE-
ment and pay rent when you can own a
nice modern home for 500 down, balance
same as rent. ISAAC i. GOF'F CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

LET US TALK TO YOU ABOUT BUY
ing q home. It's noble TO think about
owning your own home. We will make
II easy for you ISAAC l.. qOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

YOUR wIFE'S HUSBAND SHOULD
enjoy life. He should own a home at
Washington Park; always pleasant: all
conveniences. Our prices and terms are
right. ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

WHY NOT ENJOY LIFE BY LIVING
IN a modern. comfortable home OF your
own. Now IL the time TO start. Call al
our office. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

UNEQUAIL.BD IN MERIT AND UN
approached In beauty: a modern home
the latest convsniences; balance monthly
same az rent. ISAAC l. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

sl6o DOWN SECURES A 7-ROOM
m odern cottage just outside the city. A
dig bargain. ISAAC L. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

wANTED-LADIEs OR GENTLEME,
who need temporary loan on persona
property TO call on me. or write ]. w
Lander, 81 Westminster ST
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

SEE THIS BARGAIN. NEW 7-ROOM
cottage; all conveniences; near schools
and electrics; $500 down secures IT, ISAAC
l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

wANTED-IN CITY OR ON CAR
line I'm suburbs cottage of eight or ten
rooms with modern conveniences. Ad-
dress U-2. News Office. stating rent. loca-
ton. etc.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

WE HAVE \ oNE-FAMILY HOUSE
~ II rooms and over 700 50. n. for sale
Are you looking for one? ISAAC n.
GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-04-17

If YOU HAVE ONLY 800 WE CAN
give you possession OF nice home near
the city In a good neighborhood with
terms TO suit. ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08

alone surpasses him in wealth
among the eligible bachelors of
New York. On his graduation
day Mr.. Dodge and his aunt
Jointly gave to Columbia the tidy sum
of 100000. He was already director
of the New York Life Insurance COM
pany, serving in that capacity while
still an undergraduate.
Mr.. Dodge was voted at commence
rment the Quickest man of his class"
He is certainly one of the most mod
est. He is slender, almost shy, re-
lgious by nature and training, was for
time president of the college Y. NJ
c. A.. is a fair student, not at all an
athlete; just nice, likeable boy, in
short.
People who shoot things in various
parts of the world are familiar with
young Dodge's grandfather's name.
that of Marcellus Hartley, of the old
Hartley & Graham firm. He was Hart
ley's favorite grandson and even while
obtaining his education almost grew
up in the shop and works, being trained
in the intricacies of the business. His
mother was in only moderate circum-
stances, and the boy has always lived
unostentatiously.
1t is one of the fairy tales of wealth
that in New York are always coming
true" that makes this comparative
poor boy, unheard of year ago by
the public, a greater magnate in the
financial world than any of the young
er Vanderbilts, save two, and that
puts him in a position to demonstrate
his gratitude to his alma mater by a
gift SO generous-and only an INSTALL
ment, as his comrades insist the $780,
600 is destined to be.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08

were In Manhat-
tan and the Bronx $4,000 owners of
real estate, small and large. Nova
days, in spite of considerable increase
in the Bronx, the total for the two
boroughs is only 10000.
New York land is getting to be too
much of an investment for the aver
age man to hold by himself. In one
way ownership may soon be even more
widely extended. The stock of the big
construction trusts is on the market.
in ''skyscraper" be held to have "a
stake in the city" TO the same extent
as one who in the old days would have
had who owned and lived in little
frame house? There is politics as well
as finance in the query.
The case is very different in Brook
Ign. There the number of real estate
owners, already much greater than in
old New York, is rapidly increasing.
The 'two-family house." in which the
owner occupies the ground floor and
lets the upper tenement to help paw
the interest and taxes, is so common
that the new tenement law designedly
excerpts it from its rules. The man
in the twofamily house is not techni-
cally a ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS" The man
who pays $4,000 year rent for mag
niticent apartment on the avenue 10
one, according to the law.
OWEN LANGDON.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08

matter, and found out There was
''strille clause" in his contract with
the builder, who consequently didn't
care SO very much whether school kept
or not.
Cant get any brick?'' said Schwsb.
"Wen, I'll see" And he bought
bricllyard chartered a few sloops,
and in a short time had the bricks piled
up where they would do the most good.
Then he went to the contractor, who
had another excuse.
Cant get any men, hey?" said
Schwab. well, I'll see about that,
too" So he posted off to the offices
of the unions, found out that they were
not upon strike, but We're hindered
by the building material" tie-up. He
told the desired number to be on hand
at work hour the next morning, and
went back to the contractor.
'Now," said Schwab, complacently,
.the brick are there and the men will
be there tomorrow morning; if you
aren't there too, you know the con-
sequences
The contractor. no longer protected
by his "striSe clause" did not dare re-
fuse. How he explained his going to
work to his fellow contractors, don't
know.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08

street, with that of William +. Dodge
adjoining it on the north. The death
of Mrs. Dodge few weeks ago, leav-
ing no one to occupy her old home,
throws it into Mr.. Morgan's hands as
the natural purchaser. He has now a
plot of about an acre altoge Their, which
is a good deal of lard for one man to
own OF Murray hill; ii is believed that
the houses of A. Cass Garfield and An
son Phelps Stokes on the same block
will go the same way, leaving Mr.. Nor
gan free to build a mansion rivaling
those of Messrs. Carnegie and Schwab.
Jay Gould once said that he wanted
his house to look just like all the rest
on Fifth avenue, so that if a mob came
up that way they wouldn't know which
it was-a typical saying of physical
ly timid but mentally bold man.
Other men of wealth do not share
Mr.. Gould's desire for a modestly con-
cealed home John d. Rockefeller, the
richest of them all, lives in a quiet
house on side street, which is most
remarkable because in winter he has
enough land behind it, and within
stones throw of Fifth avenue, for a
private skating rink. But most of the
men of great wealth are doing their
utmost to make New York museum
of architectural styles. Every Wander
bilt and nearly every son-in-law of
Vanderbilt has palace. w. C. Whit
ney has one as big as it is brown and
ugly. Mr.. Carnegie's, big enough to
hold 40 small cottages and surrounded
by good-sized trees transplanted there
bodily, is famous the world over.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08
4 s. * }kEIs7M Z !! !: "A
Had Time to Kill.

II trust, Miss sharpleigh," said
young Borem, as he prepared to get q
move on himself after a prolonged
stay, that haven't taken up too
much of your valuable time"
oh, not at all, Mr.. Borem, not at
all" replied the fair heroine of the
sketch. The time,you have. taken up
has been of no value to me whatever"
Whereupon he went forth into the
midnight atmosphere and wandered
slowly down the street, thinking ter
rifle oughts.--Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08

nearby count r y.
unless New York
men are taken out,
in which case they
get New York pay,
plus travelling eN-
penses. In Brook
Ign the pay i S
slightly lower.
One result of the
rebuilding of Man
haitian is the rapid
disappearance Of
the small real es-
tate owner. Eight
years ago there
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08
Conforted.

"Can your husband afford to play
poker?"
II asked him that the other day."
answered young Mrs. Torkins, "and he
said the game owes him so much
money that he can't afford not to play
it. It's great comfort to know that
Charley is so businesslike ''-Washing-
ton Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08
Innocent Boy.

Mammal am surprised and grieved
to learn that my little boy threw big
bottle at a reighbor's cat.
Johnny (sobbing)-We'd been givin'
the cat another name, mamma, and
was christenin' heY.-Chicago Tribune
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08

founder of Dodge
City, Kan.,-will
soon have one less
trace to leave up
on the map of New
York.
For years there
have been upon a
certain block OH
Madison, avenue
three great city
houses, that of j.
p. Morgan, stand
in g II p o n I h e
northeast corner
of Thirty-siyt,h
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08
over the Back Yard Fence

Eyes, this line fence ought to be
fixed-I'll own that"
"You mean you'll acknowledge it,"
"Well, what's the differense?"
"a good deal. You own che mean
est lot of chickens in the neighhor-
hood, but you won't acknowledge it,
Chicago Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08
Genuine Sympathy.

Lady-You look ill.
Shopgirl-I have been, but am bet
ter now. The doctor said it was ner-
vous prostration, from trying so hard
to smile and look pleasant when ]
did not feel like it.
LADY, can sympathize with you.
know all about it.
shopgirl-Have you ever worked in
shop.
Lady-Worse. I've moved in soci.
ety.-Tit- Bits.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08

ly Pc or S t u :
dent in Column ia
college. The 9TH
er day he was
graduated at %
many times a mill
lionaire, and with
a single exception
I h e gre t e S t
"catch" in the
city. He is rated
at from ten to 20
millions; James
Henry Smith, the
Silent man of
Wall S tire e t -
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08

Teacher (who has had to tell John
ny nearly all his lessons)-What did
tell you shepherd is?
Johnny-One who tends sheep.
Teacher-That is right. Now see if
you can tell me what coward is?
Johnny hopefully = One who
tends cows!-Boston Globe.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08
A BEGINNING.

do you think that our boy will
ever make great financier?" asked
Mrs. Ccrntossel.
81 Dunno" was the answer. eff he's
as industrious at gettin' money from
the general public as he is at gettin'
it from me, I reckon he'll be right up
with the Roclefellers.' = Washing
ton Star.
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How He Won Her.

She vowed through life she'd travel alone,
In sunshine and in stormy weather;
A new automobile he purchased next day,
Now they travel as they auto-together
Cincinnati Enquirer
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08
business Improving

Jimson-Any change for the better
in your line of business?
Bilson Yes, it's been several
weeks since we've had bill collector
starve to death.-N. Y. Weekly.