The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-10-04
FUN OF THE WORLD.

as the case OF one who rendered forty years
.quarante annees oranges Even he, however. did
rather better than Laprce who eighteenth cen
tuT, translated Loves Shift into Ia Derniere
Chemise de I-Anour.'
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once. when they talking literature. Mrs Isobel
Strong said Robert Louis Stevenson. least
have mannerisIns'' whereupsn Stevenson Il
copy OF his Merry Mea.' which reAdins.
of her hands and read. a wonderful clear
night of stars oh" he said how many times
have written wonderful clear night o stars
In 1885 EngiishInan wife being driven
about Ireland by rather melancholy Jarvey. Sho could
silver lining the cloud overshadowng his coma
and mis- particular trade: Never mind. Pat said
the EngshTnan. you'll a grand time when they
give home rule "Bedad hammer and we will
for week why -.Dfivin' ali the
gintry TO the boat answered Pat.
banquet after the overwhelming defeat of Sham
Ill. Sir Thomas Upton said: Ycu Americans
hard TO beat. You remind of the seotehman who
London and upon by two hghwaymen.
numerically mauled that by the time they
had overcome him they about ready go the
hopita themselves And they only found in mis-
pocket, whereat on them said: It's lucky Bill he
didn't sixpense If ed killed both OF
The other little red-faced Irishman approached
a postoffce three outside relates
Rams Horn One labeled city and the other
domestic the third foreign He looked the
three in turn then. a puzzled expression crossed
face. scratched his head. Faith" he heard to
mutter. don't in which TO put tn letter
Sure Katie's domestick she lives in the city all
right. a furriner, too; but how in the world
thing in both OF tn three holes wance?"
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L lively young teaching in public school at
tended by many Italian children. relates the New York
Press Caught boy striking little girl Boy severely
reprimanded You bad, vicious boy; striking grli
Aren't you ashamed O YOURSELF" Nav II wish
could punish you Now. what would you think If your
papa strike your mamma. wouldn't that be
be terrfbIe?" Nav Tain't nothin'. They have fights
day nd ma ma will pots kettles
with his boot and maus her in the face Collapse
of lovely school teacher.
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Daisy HamIin who is playing the role of Angela in
king Dodo" has bright little niece who. like all
children often needs little parental admonish-
Miss Hanlin and started 10 sit down at the table
without washing her hands.
hands dirty as that said
her mother reproachfulIy
Cause l you when you was a little girl
the prompt answer"
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related that cold night ex President Ceve-
land who used fish and hunt good deal in the Barne-
cat bay district, lost. lie wandered through the
mud rain and darkness for than two hours.
but not a light nor road could he At last he
struck narrow lane. and in due house APP
peared Cleveland cold and tired. So he banged
till a window the second floor went and
grun voice said: Who are your "A friend said
Mr. Cleveland. meekly What do you want? TO stay
here all night Stay there the window de-
seconded with bang. leaving Mr.. Cleveland alterna-
tive but to move
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One day last week Governor SAINT and Judge
Jamison visited the state fair ground about and
restaurant for lunch. relates
the Minneapolis Tribune. They recognized. of
course all possible attention, but Just they
begin eating both surprised as well
hear the barker outside the shout
he swung his bell back and forth. vigorously:
Step right this way get your nice. lunch.
Only you will have to the OF Min
nesota eat. Come right in and watch him feed"
And it wasn't long before the place crowded.
while the blushng and his modest private sec
rotary had to grin and bear 1t.
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Elizabeth Breyer who is to be featured Nell in
The Road Frisco under the direction of Davis and
Darcy this story of eerdowen who lived in the
little town where she was born
I was walking the main street day" said
Miss Breyer land 1 passed by aunts house
this old fellow working the fence and looking
unusually pleased
You seem to be happy this morning. I remarked.
'Ya-as,' drawled silas I've been gettin married
this mornin.'
Married? You? why silas' exclaimed. What
on earth have you that for? You can't sup
port yourself as is.
Wall, said siIas you see it's this way. I ken
purity near support myself think pity
she can't help some
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In Trombola an amusing story is present
pope and the nourners candles wealthy resilient Of
elaborate ever known that village. 4 sreat many
mourners were hired whose Office to bear the light
ed catafaque in its progress 10 The
cemetery. The candles Of the clearest Wax ana
immense in size having been specially brought from
Venice The like had been seen
in Tomboa their exceeding even the large can
dies on the church During the solemn procession
the Don Giuseppe Pfux X, noted how often the
candies exnEuished Re could nos account for A.
as the day was stin H watched old woman
nearest him. and her furtively blow our the can
die which her right could carry How cfi
you come to put candle Giaecoms7 he gueried
sternv The crone turned a properly sorrowfvI face 20
him replying: NJ have put it out-they fell 80
freely" The excuse caught Don Guiseppes sense %
hurnor We'll" he rciighting the hne taper zee
that your tears fall left Ok you after ihs The
oh vroman.s light held out the grave though
doubt II seemed a pity much q the can
die as she could n her home
The peons Il Mexico saperstitious and cFeenio1s
Il. the last degree : writer IN The Sew York TrsBns
recently had q proof ~ this last eaTae'eFtc
He writes. The planter xfth whom stazinE want
81 10 take me out days hunting expedition But
h was afraid minute n Jeff The plantation All
the Iabo-ers on work Now Il happened
that b haS lost one eyes accident ana ~
missing optic had replaced ~ glass eye When
All was ready hunting TIP he went r. fhe ard
where the psons Eers shall - away today.