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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
DEATHS AND BIRTHS.
Weeks Record of Vital Statistics in
 Montgomery.

The following deaths were reported 10 the office of the Montgomery Sanitary Department during the week ending yes- terday:
 Sept 6. James Haslet Simmonds, age % years, consumption; body shipped to Nashville. Tenn.
 Sept. 6. William A. Child, age 62 years malaria
 Sept ', child of A. L. Bayne. age s months, leo coltis.
 Sept, g, Mrs, J. L. Thompson. age 50 years. carconoma; body shipped here for interment.
 Sept. g. Mrs, Annie McI4n. age B years, malarial fever.
 Sept. g, Willie Hill, age 15 years. mala- rial fever.
 Sept. 10, Thomas c. Conner, age "A years, pistol shot wound; body shipped to Eliottsvile. Sept. TO- James McMulan, age 5 years, malaria.
 Sept Il, l.. A. Britt, age 35 years in testlnal obstruction; body shipped to We tumpka, Ala.
 Sept Il. A. J. Monfee, age a years, cancer: body shipped here for interment.
 Negroes.
 Sept. 3. Martha Swintz. age 65~ years, dropsy, old dge, i sept !, Freddie Davenport. age H years, puer pctl eciampsi1 1. SCp; ;. infant of LouisL Davenport. | Sept 6, infant of Ed ThoT>>-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
INGRAM LITHIA WATER
Is Never Shipped in Wood.

Shipped only in glass
 Every vessel carefully cleaned and sealed under the personal supervision of the Resident Managers.
 Do not use ice in it. Keep the bottle corked and in cool place. Fit for use on A kings table, 1t Is sold so cheaply that the most economical family can afford It's plentiful use.
 One spell of sickness will cost many times over the use of Ingram Lithia Wa ter.
 Thousands have used 1t with great ben eft.
 Use 1t If you are well in order to keep well.
 Use 1t if you are sick in order to get well.
 These waters have performed wonderful cures.
 For information as to prices Tor water call on your local druggist, McPherson' 2 Court Street.
 If you have used Ingram Lithia Water kindly recommend 1t to your friends. You will thus confer a great boom upon them.
 Adv.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
NEW BILL
 FOR SOLDIERS Original Measure Was Improperly Drawn. SENATE FIGHT ENDED Upper House Took Up General
 Election Bill.
Also Discussed Proposition to Have One Board for Nine Agricul- tural Schools-Both Matters
 Made Special Orders.

Advocates in the Senate of the original Dill, providing for an additional appro- priation of $100,0O0 for the indigent Con Moderate veterans of Alabama, yesterday gave up the fight on the Governors amendment for the present. admitting it was unconstitutional.
 A new bill providing for a s1OO0 GOO ap- propriation was introduced immediately after the old bill had been admitted worthless, and was referred to the Com xnittee on Constitution and Constitutional Amendment and Revision, of which Sen ator Harrison of Lee, an ardent advocate of appropriating $1OO000 for the veterans es chairman.
 Johnston Admits It.
 When the Senate met yesterday morn ing. Senator Johnston, of Tuscaloosa, who had led the fight for non-concurrence in the Governors amendment, said that he had been convinced that on account of the omission of the words. ''of Alabama fin the caption of the bill. the measure was not worth the paper it was written on for $100, 900, $50, 600 or five cents.
 lie therefore moved that the question of non-concurrence be indefinitely post poned. The constitutional point was rais- ed by Senator Powell of Butler, that a question of non-concurrence could not bt Indefinitely postponed. Various ways were proposed by which the difficulty could bt avoided. It was finally suggested by the senator from Tuscaloosa that the ques tton of non-concurrence be set down a' ia special order for Monday, Sept, 2S. a ] which time, it will be too late to take ul The bill.
 The Senate met at 10:30 o'clock witt khirty-three members present. The devo AfonaI exercises were led by Rev. A. L Andrews, D. D., of Montgomery.
 Several local bills were passed, alnon xhern being the Wood House bill, whic sorovides for the making of wine iron Srape juice without a license in Maco Sounty, which provoked considerable dis snnssion, when it was last before the Sen ate. The bill was passed yesterday with I mut objection.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
Sept 6, Mary Smith. age s6 years

epilepsy.
 Sept. ', infant of Louis Davenport, Sept 2, infant of James Williams Sept 2, Israel Johnson, age 6S years. asthma.
 Sept. T. Louisa Williams. age 50 years. indigestion.
 Sept. 8, child of Joseph Gray. age 2 years, whooping cough.
 Sept. 8, ames Inge, age 45 years. tuber- culosis.
 Sept. 8, Stephen Williams. age GA years, Brlght's disease.
 Sept. 8. George Wright, age 60 years. un- Sept. 8, caine Byrd. age 2s years, typhoid fever.
 Sept. 9, Louisa Macie, age 40 years. heart failure; body shipped to Edwards Station.
 Sept. g. John Michel. age 50 years, abscess of brain.
 Sept. g, infant of M. L. Matthews.
 Record of Births.
 The following births were recorded dur ing the past week:
 To Mir. and Mrs. c. M. Caldwell, girl.
 To MT. and Mrs. W. W. Cranberry, boy.
 To MT. and Mrs James Hodgson. a boy. To MT. and Mrs. V. s. Smith, girl. To MT. and Mrs. 0. E. Marin, girl. To MT, and Mrs. N. J. Parks. a boy To MT. and Mrs. John Coins. girl. To MT. and Mrs. Jones Tyson. boy. Negroes. >.. To Henry and Mollie Johnson, girl, To Charley and Mollie Barker, girl. To ], J. and s. l. Gooden. boy. To Robert and Kate Munton, boy.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
LoNGsHoREMEN's STRIKE.
Basis of Settlement of Troubles Az
 reed on.

New Orleans Sept. 12.-Late today basis of settlement was agreed upon which will peaceably end the strike of the longshoremen. The contention had all along been on the part of the longshore- men that eight men, four white and four black, should be put in the hold or ship. This contention Is to be given up with some regulation of the amount of work each man is to do and the men will in all probability be at work as usual on Monday.
 The strike of the freight handlers on the Southern Pacific wharves continues the company having rejected the proposi- tion of the strikers. The company con- tnues to import men.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
LECTURE FOR BENEFIT OF SOLD.
 TERS' HOME

Capt. Richmond Pearson Hobson will lecture at Mac Donald's theatre, on Tuesday night September ga, for the Benefit of the Soldiers Home at Mountain Creek, Alabama. His sub ject will be "America's Mighty Mis- sion te the World" All the Proceeds are to go to the Soldiers Home.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
time. sez he.

time,'' sez he. But l can't vote in every County in de State under de new constitute" sez l. Well dey is takin' chances dat de con duo will trow you off in dere County on lection day" sez he.
 De Senate mugs Is oil right. oil right Wen dey runs fer office me ward will be fer 'em. Mitt. Martin
 Per l.. F. w.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
Thirty Cents.

Our Sanitary Butter Churns turn out the best Butter on earth; we can deliver it to you quicker than anybody else in town. and wouldn't have but 30 cents a pound for 1t.
 City Creamery Co.,, Phone 1l12. B Monroe St.
 adv
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Many compliment our store and the class of goods we sell, We try to merit it by giving personal atten- tion to all orders.
 O. K. Grocery, 25 Monroe St. Phone 4f9 Fine Cream Cheese 17c a pound
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

The Muscle Shoals Baptist Sunday. school convention at Trinity recently elected the following officers: John A Thomson. president: J. I. Stockton, vice president; A W. Briscoe. secretary; Miss Ethie Johnson. treasurer. The next con- vention will be held at the call of the executive committed
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
Fair Prosnect Meetine.
Phone 1112

The Fair Prospect meeting will be held the fourth Sunday, September 27. In the month. and Saturday preceding. Dinner will be served on the ground Sunday and there will be two dis courses. Worship will begin at 10 a. m.
 Saturday will be Free Talk Day" All Christians are invited to come and bring Bible Subjects. 1. How can the Church be Made in every way Apostolicr'
 g. "If there are not men in every church who have the Scr4ptural Qualifications for FL ders, or Bishops. or Overseers. why do They not. and how can this Deficiency to Rene, died?'
 g. What is the Work of a DeaconT' 4. How did the Early Christians PreaSn ' the Gospel so Successfully and Scatter ., ,ne Seeds of Truth 50 Thoroughly and Rapidly
 Fair Prospect is near Mattel on the LuVerne branch, twenty-seven miles from Montgomery
 We have removed to No. 50 Com- merce Street.
 rari+a1 Citv Furniture Co.,,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
MORGAN COUNTY INSTITUTE,
Teachers, at Recent Meeting, Formed
 Reading Circle.

t4ar+salle. Sept. l2-(Special.)-The MOT s,a-, rorntv Teachers Association held an interesting session at SoiAe'
 week. . s tho
 Teachers from oinereh' .ott,,,, o county were present At this meeting teacbers' reading circle was organized with Professor L. L. Vann of Decatur as president, and Charles E. Rice of somer-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
More Mem nrial Logs.

Memorial l,a- f,~ the soldiers Home a. Mual.l.. 4 20, F. |, ,> u du,I'G '"' week ,n-.l.g te-.,..a- as follows: ......,. h,, s>l-Nr r, n J,hrs,l. of Mon som'ry' oY l r. II'5. .N , 'golscry. ,,o,,.,, , rcgiuonr Ny -.- sisters, Mrs V. (. Murphy an! Nr ,! r M1irn D. Ceutreville ,,.,.. aS5 Ca1' # < N4vidsor. 11th AlabalS r,g4.u,rt .ts.,rs. Mir. V. C. Mu' ant Ni. ' F V .r, Centrevillc.
 s., !, F ,,. 4Gn Alabama r"Eih V jy nis .lt. E. V r. N r.,.. CertrcNiHt
 rr r.. tht II ,m| was rtteN>u '.. j. A. " mr u~ nf '.. ,If''.'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Miss Ora Louelady of this place and MT. Lon Graham of Decatur will be married at the home of the bride next Wednes- day night.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
BIeached Domestic.

vile. secretary; E. L. Hays, chairman ex. ecutive committee.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Cotton Is beginning to arrive in town. Several loads are in to-day. The first load brought A per hundred.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

A missionary entertainment was given at the Baptist Church. The contribution was for missions in Japan. The Baptist Church has agreed to pay the salary of a native preacher in Japan for year.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Rolled enq Brick Coz Flsb at Phone 32.. Stuckey's.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Group Photograph of Legislature for sale at Coleman's Studio.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

wrappers, AVG.
 Our buver while i'm New York, purchased large lot of Ladies Lawn Wrappers, and although 1t was a little out of season he could not resist buying them at the extremely low price offered nm, They are made of nice quality colored lawn woke and ruffles trimmed with Val lace I0c and braid; value Sl.2S for Monday ....F1o
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1903-08-07
,Semte Kapitel.
Set gamlc Slot.

Sort efter lpO 2itoniti Qoal6ert taIoe, o9 mooto9
Gam reo ct meget alpprli9t 4nfgt, Seq bsrer, at ba
nplig bar gipet os en- prgOe pad bit riboerli9e Nloo"
iagoe ban, o%imioertio frpgter ig for, at Ou pau oenne
Del, lieeiom Rinner Don Guirote gdmle 0oge, pil finOe
Here arGntelie. END 2aurbartranie."
oSeg latte mig fun til Moobar8e, foroi js9 pioite, at
De ielp, naar De erfureOe Sdgens rette SammenbGng,
piloe 6iqige min 4ofaro", ipureoe Qoalbert.
,,O0 6uprof Diote Ou oet2"
SEQ bibitc bet, forot jes ienoer 9eres 9antemadoe,
min 5aberl Gn benuanbet SLANG, Ger bortpejres gluten,
ct 9ist ON en- forglemt 9arlisbeO, ON en- langftforipuns
BEN Sorq, er bog ingen forbrpbelfe; Der fan 10 6eqer
life pare noatn 6entponing pda bet gGrp9renbe Sdnge,
Tom r~imeligois ere oi9teoe for flere Qarbunpreoer iioen.
,5ne2" Iparebe etaroIten. ypeo ou bu, boab binc
0ams Sdnge 6etpoe2 0isie 9anblebere IDnge life Blot
om aqrligfeo, be Ibnge besuben ON Slbtibens &pnger
"a ON 5artarernes 0ruiombeo. Nei. ii fun! Seq foruo@
Ter bin ,Snopenning: 6oub brpoer Dor @tnue Jig mer ON
5artarerne2 bill hu iige. here's 3io er iprbi, oereS
Serrebemme er lengIt isnperbruot % %iorglemt. Wlen bet
te er fun en- Maite, flyer ieg big, 5ortioen meb i'm ountle
9adbe maa tiene til Sfjul for Rutroens 2nIlae; Husiers
re ere be 5artarer, man M tGnter paa, be ganlle Sdnge
~forpanbles I%daleoes iii en- QQegori, ct Sinbbi0eoe, bo
6pis Sialp l~llpoigEso pg Oprsr %fortpnbes, 6UOrlebss tan
bd Dor 9ole &eiier og bans opbeieoe grooer taae
ocm?"
.6pis man life pda beiere Steber lugoe en- Iad flor
@etporing Oisie Songe, iuu beOe be better lite iaa
%pigtige."
De ere p%igtisere. enb bu tror, t~ortIpnens Yngling!
5oltets Gr,nbrineer bGnser peb oisie 9amle Stelnmer,
po oisie 2Gpentpr, peo OiSfe gineper fra en- f%oripunoen
geroen. Qf aft bette tnDttes bet ulpnliee ylet, bpori adn-
cerne fan0es, pg bporpep be binoes til en- ~for9lhet 5inge'
mes Sroen, Der life mere fon og life mere ital beitaa.
Saalange 6jcrtet baneer oec oisie Sanse, iaaIanse bans
ger Spliet pgiaa Tait Oeb fine Sparmsrier, oeo fin somle
DopenItab, reb fine falbefarbise 9oliser. getos almusn
fine 9epenipr, fao ~tilitopper bu ailoen til bens Daarifu<
Ser; tbi poIen Iisner MI bin samle aonse, Der meb en-
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1903-08-07

Rarbarelie ben fremmeoe Sanger, og Od 2eontine enbes
lg ipurate ON 6ennes St9bne, GAP ban ct u~nooigenne
Spar.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1903-08-07

Reppe BAR ben Sang emit, fer Here 8etsbetlenie nars
mtbe fla, Der befaleoe Saneercn % bans 9dtter at felee
benz. Da 9~enberne bsre bette, tlpngebe be Zig tGt ON
Ganoeren, oa beres qniigter tleO iau truenoe, at Stdros
items 6olt ct 2ie6it tooe 5Oipl ON, bpdo be itulbe fore
fcee. boa. efter fort Determining grebe be til here's Berger,
"a ba Ssnberne ipntes TAFT bsfemte til fsr at lobe aiOei
enb at forlabe ben blinbe Sanger, bar bet upaatpiplsli9t
tommet til ct blpbist Slassmaal, bpis lite e5erninl bappe
Idet fig b%erinelsm.
,garer rOliN!" raabte ban, ben blinbe Snnser mau
aonoIel. ben Saa er ofejort, bet er 10 ogida ct famine
lot aorstaoenbe at Tpnse Jotteianee poIen. Deb 5 lite,
at dnrft e~onftantin nblis isbte en- Popsssje for Ilorst
Tenoe. Blot for at bore ben @labe at brje 5alien ON pdo
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
Guide Books Are Barred.

A guide book is generally regarded
as harmless. Not so in Turkey, as a
German traveller has learned to his
grief. Officials found in his trunk "a
guide through Turkey" and confiscaG-
ed it. The next morning the book was
returned to the German, but with more
than hundred pages torn out. The
traveller went to the censor's Office to
complain of this inexplicable treat
ment of his book. But the censor ex-
planned to him with irresistible logic
that an accurate description of Con
stantinople could not be suffered,
since knowledge of the locality was
calculated to facilitate an attempt on
the sultaL's life.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
aOW"B THIS?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Cattarrh that can not be cured by HAM
CataHTh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo. @.
We the undersigned. have known J. Cheney
for the past Is years, and believe him perfect;y
honorable in all business tranRactio and I'm.
encial1y able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
WALDIEG kIENAN & MARVIN
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally acting
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
druggists. Testimonials free
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
Mems Reasons for Marrying.

Postal cards having been sent out to
married men with the inquiry, why
did you marry?" large number of re-
plies came to hand, from which the
following are selected: g. VI,
That's what / have been trying for
eleven years to find out."-X. 5.
Married to get even with her moth
err, but never have.-W."
Because Sarah told me that five
other young men had proposed to
here"
THE father thought eight years
courtin' was almost long enough.-B.'
please don't stir me up"
Because I thought she was one
among thousand; now I sometimes
think she is a thousand among one
e"
Because I did not have the expert
ence / have now.-G,"
That's the same question my
friends ask me.-C. H."
Because I had more money than
knew what to do with. Now I have
more to do than have money with
B. D."
81 wanted companion of the oppo
site sex. P. S.-She is still opposite
A"
Because it is just my luck P. j.
II yearned for company. We now
have it all the time.-Karl."
Have exhausted all the figures IL
the arithmetic to figure out an answer
to your question; between multiplied
ton and division, in the family, and
distraction, in addition, the answer
is hard to arrive at Old Man"
Il married to get the best wife IL
the world.-Simon."
Because I asked her if she'd have
me. She said she would. She's got
me-R1ivins
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
Ancient Banking House.

DR.. A. T. Clay, formerly pupil and
now assistant of Prof. Herman v. Hill
precht, the worlds leading authority
on Babylonian antiquities, has been at
work several months deciphering and
arranging the records Of the banking
firm of Murashu Sons, which was the
leading banking house of the city of
Nippur, in Babylonia, several hun
dred years before Christ, says the
Brown Book. Mortgages, worded in a
form very similar to that in use in the
present day; wills, deed of sale or
rent, merchants guarantees of goods
sold in the markets, and other bust
ness dealings of almost every con-
ceivable kind are found among them.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
Elemental jealousy,

Eyes, b'gosh," said Uncle Jim from
the cracker barrel, jealousy is found
everywher'-even in tn elements. I
knowed of one case that proved hit
'In the elements?" repeated the
grocery clerk, Tipping an ant out of
the sugar, what do you mean, Uncle
Jim?"
''Jest what I say. Little town O.
Bonghole got Boom on few weeks
ago an built 'lectric light plant.
Lightnin' come along and knocked it
clean out third night it wuz runnin'!
Eff that amt elemental jealousy I
don't know what is!'-Cincinnati
Commercial Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
DR.. August Koenig's Hamburg Dror

DR.. August Koenig's Hamburg Drops,
as blood purifier, strength and health
restorer, and a specific for all stomach,
liver and kidney troubles, leads all
other similar medicines in its wonder
full Gales and marvellous confidence of
the people, especially our vast German
population. 1t is not a new and I'M
tried product, but was made and SOLD
more than sixty years ago.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
The New Year.

If you don't mind hearing about q
good thing more than once, we want to
tell you that the most delicious canned
peaches and pears and strawberries and
OF. or fruits are called Monopole. II
you ask US what Monopole means we'll
tell you "Monopole means the BEST"
and it does. Many of our friends tell
us the same thing. Get Monopole
goods from your dealer. Wadhame g.
Kerr Bros, packers, Portland, Ore.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
Home Cooking.

A number of ladies began to discuss
the virtues of their respective hus,
bands, when every otner topic was
worn threadbare.
my husband" said one, never
drinks and never swears-indeed. he
has no bad habits"
Does he ever smoker" some one
asked.
Yes, he likes a cigar just after he
has eaten good meal. But I suppose
on an average he doesn't smoke more
than once a week"
Some of her friends laughed, but
she didn't seem to understandable.
Bits.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
Spanish Railway Schedules.

Spanish trains so seldom leave sta
tons on time that the timetables in
many cases merely indicate the hour
of departure-say, eight and "minu-
tos"-that is, an indefinite number of
minutes after eight.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24

runa will cure you. DIR. Llewellyn
Jordan.
Geo. G. Havener, M. D., of Anacoss
tia, D. c., writes:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus
Ohio:
Gentlemen-"In my practice I have
had occasion to frequently prescribe
your valuable medicine, and have found
its use beneficial, especially in cases of
catarrh. "-George G. Havener, M. D.
If you do not receive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use Of!
Peruna, write at once to DR.. Hartman.
giving full statement of your case,
and he will he pleased to give you his
valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of
the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
SDarkIiup SfOnaS.

Husband-I don't believe you heard
a word OF the sermon today. You
were looking the whole time at the
diamonds that woman in front of US
wore.
Wife-We1l, there are sermons in
stones, you know.-Puck.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
Real Summer Girl,

'Say, old man, what is a summer
girl?"
"a summer girl is a rack to stretch
shirt waists on; inside is a receptacle
for lobster salad and ice cream, while
outside Is an attachment for diamond
rings."=Life.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
None Open Now,

Weary Wiggles-Lady, can't yer
help a poor Teller wat de coal strike
has knocked out of his livin'?
Mrs. 1Aindart-Here. take this quar-
ter; and so you're a miner, Ell?
Weary Wiggles-No, ma'am. I
make speciality O. fallin' down open
coal holes an sum fur damages
Philadelphia Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
Canada Consumes Much Tea.

Canada, with its 100000 inhabi-
tants, consumes as much India tea as
does the United States, with a popu-
lation fifteen times as great; each
used last year 1,075,00O pounds.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
Appropriate.

A New York church will group all
lts various activities in one big sky-
scraper. There seems to be some
tnlng appropriate in churches resort
ing to skyscrapers.-PhiI
Ledger.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
One Barrel Not Enough.

Irate Customer-Look here, you said
this gun would shoot 100 yards. I've
tried it and it only carries fifty.
Isaac-Vell, but mine friend, there
are two barrels!-Glasgow Times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
A Family Jar.

Mrs Timmins-John, must say you
are the narrowest minded man I ever
saw You have an idea that nobody is
ever right but yourself.
Mr.. Timmins-Better look to home.
Were you ever willing to admit that
anybody was right who differed from
you?
Mrs. Timmins-That's an entirely
dlferent thing, and you know it, John
Ilmmins.-Boston Transcript.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24

Famous Patient-Doctor, please give
me my medicine now.
Deterioration me. I'm simply the
doctor in charge of issuing bulletins;
the other doctor will be here pre-
sentlY.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
At the Eleventh Hour,

Simkins-I understand you have
given up politics.
Timkins-Yes; I've reached the age
where man should begin to lead an
honest life.-Chicago Daily News.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24

tude to you for the
benefit d erive d
from your wonder
full remedy. One
short month has
brought forth a
vast change and I
now consider my
self a we'll man,
and after months
of suffering. Fel-
low sufferers, Pc
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-01-24
Record OffertOry.

Australians biggest offertory was
taken up at the conservation of the
Blshop OF Carpentaria in Sydney ca
thedral. 1t amounted to $500, and
is perhaps the largest on record.