The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1903-10-15

: country quartos look runty."
The Eldorado Republican quotes a
, girl as asking: SAY, daddy, do all
married people flght?" Then 1t quotes
, Old Henpeck as answering the ques-
tion as follows; mo, daughter. o.
casionally the husband gingers up a
little at the start, but he soon quits
and stays quit, but as q rule the mas
terful wife SO manages things that the
husband is content to do as he is
told, with no back talk. Married
life, to man, is one long, sweet
dream of submission and resignation;
a gentle yielding to the properaly
constituted authority; obedience Of
compliance to the family government;
constant acknowledgment Of inferi.
ority. So, my daughter, married life
Is even more than 1t Is cracked up to
be-"
For vehemence Of expression and
lucidity Of thought Pta Lazy of Gas
City is declared to be equal only to
Colonel Jeltz. In recent editorial,
in which he takes the Leland end Of
the Republican controversy, he says:
"The Burton-Curtis boss busting
bunch Of Tnpuns have tore loose again.
They are scattering pizen
all over Kansas, and, of course, there
are a great many foolish dogs that
will grab onto the stuff because they
hadn't better sense. Let EN- go
ahead; let 'em do their darndest;
they can't win. The people of Kan.
sas are onto this bunch Of red-handed
boss Dustin hounds, whose only de-
sire is to ruin the Republican party |
OF Kansas or get their dirty muzzles
into the political trough"
Coal prices in Kansas are now near.
ly as large as hail stones.
H. H. Yoder, a Mcpherson county
former, makes the report that tur-
pentine is a good remedy for Hessian
flies. The flies that it doesn't kill It
puts in a migratory mood,
The Junction City Republic tells OF
a young man there who was in peril
Of being thrown from the spirited
horse which he was riding until he
happened to Remember the Name,
and thereby held on.
While the public does not believe
in too many strikes, 1t Is willing to
acknowledge that the prevailing shah
by wages of the school teachers, aver
aging $50 a MONTH is due to not strik-
ing often enough
Assurance Is given that the guns
which are stored in the basement Of
the statehouse are not loaded. But
guns that are mot loaded" are the
kind that are responsible for half the
casualties in the world.
They make practical gifts down in
Independence. No silly ornaments for
the parlor mantel go" among the old
residents Mr.. and Mrs. John Holt
observed their fiftleth wedding ami
versary last week, and the neighbors
gave Mr.. Holt an overcoat and his
wife set of false teeth.
I'VE were favored" says Governor
Riddle in the Minneapolis Messenger
with a ride in Henry Mason's auto
mobile one day this week. The ma
chine clips along like creased light
Ming, and Henry manages it with per. ,
fect ease, but we noticed that he did
not take many observations of the
sceaery as we passed along, and we !
The automobile is all q
light; It's come to stay, bue we WON n
Tered II we had happened to be '
maiden Of some eighteen SUM :
ners, Or thereabouts, and Henry had G
zen about thirty summers younger, If c
10 wouldn't rather have had a Mime
.polls livery rig" b
George 7. Anthony once said that q
he drug business was the only indus n
ry in Kansas whose profits exceeded q
he gross receipts. But that was be- q
ore the Coal trust was organized. u
Naturally the state officers are II
Harmed to find that explosives are a
tored in the basement Of the state =. =,
ouse, though there is hardly a state "
fficer who has not had fire kindled
nder him. =.
Pupils o. the ia schools in Kansas :.
Ihich are closed because no teachers -
re available will be glad--or ought :,
J be--that the cornerstone of the new "a
tate Normal school at Hays City was n,
Nd Friday, sy
August Holm Of Marysville Is one Oh to
lie fifteen Hons" appointed as dele ia
ates to the Farmers international In
,ngress to be held at Niagara Falls. 70,
OIL was struck in the southeast part da
Coffey county this week, 1t Is not
owing in prodigious quantities, but fu
Tough to place Coffey county In the fa'
Ill BELT CRY
Three inches Of rain In One hour at
raft this week, which caused the Mn sp
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