The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-23

SPARKS.


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We NAV not all achieve the goal
On which we fix our eyes
But each may live glorious life
In helping others rise.
And II you're not by fate decreed
To reach Fame's distant strand,
Just do the duties that you find
Lie close beside your hand.
If each one does his very best
To help the world along,
Lies burdens Will be carried
To the strains OF Joyous song
1t is not men who struggle up
BY trampiing others down;
That win at last the true success
The honest victOr's crown
But men who love TO help uplitt
Some brother in distress.
Whose hearts are warm with sympathy,
And rich in tenderness.
The greatest man is he who strives
To tighten others woe,
Whose hand is stretched out to assist
Some struggle- down below
VINO takes the cup OF bitterness
And sweetens it, with love.
Is tOiling up the road which leads
To fairest fields above
The world may never loudly ring
With plaudits Of his name,
But he who dOeshthe best he can,
Achieves the highest fame
Teddy and Grover seem to have one
policy in common. anyway-the anti
race suicide policy.
Five members of the Specter family
were hurt in a street car accident at
Kansas City and TesOlutely refuse to
be convinced by the street car officials
that their injuries are merely tricks of
the Imagination.
An automobile which became uncon-
trollable and ran away in New York
state only killed one of the two Occu-
pants, but it should be understood that
it was a very inferior machine.
The manager of the local Office of Ar
mour & CO. at least has occasion to be
thankful for the character of electric
lights used in Salt Lake. If no
one else in town is. The burning out
of the fuses prevented safe crackers
opening the compa ly's strong box by
means Of an electric drill the other
night.
The wind blew a boat out from Glouces-
And the owner felt sure ne had Ioucester;
But he laughed loud with glee
When he looked up a tree
Into which the wild waves had toucester.
If the Salvation Army officers hope
to make that shelter for transients
popular they Will have to eliminate the
shower bath feature from the plans.
As the comet is visible to the naked
eye and shows up about 8 o'clock each
night husbands will Be unable to ar
rive home at in the morning with a
breath and explain that they have been
searching through glasses for the comet
all night.
When YOU start on a voyage to Mars,
Be prepared for some serious jars;
But If YOU want fun,
Take along good gun,
And watch out for the shooting stars.
From the kicks made to the state
board of equalization by several cOun-
ties it is apparent that although the
property in the state has greatly in
creased, yet none Of it is located in any
county.
II it should be found that the city
has no legal right to collect poll tax
those of us who have paid viii feel
rather foolish.
Hyball-Is Jynfyzz away on his va
cation2
Nitecapp-Naw. He's spending a week
in the canyon with his wife.
A knOcker inquiries whether the big
meeting to be held in ogden next Sep
TENDER viii be any more of an irriga-
ton congress than the big grand lodge
convention Salt Lake had last August
Good morning! Is the tax levy high
enough for you?
A local baseball fan suggests that
some spirited and patriotic citi-
zen should take the visiting team for a
long street car ride each forenoon sc
as TO keep them train sick and enable
our team TO win all the games.
a noted artist now in Salt Lake
says he spent nine years. learning to
paint an ear OF corn. May men have
managed to paint nose with corn in
less time.