The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-04-07

Eyes, cousin Deb, there is no use
talkin' I've seen more bad luck than
any man Twin and it does seem some
times as IL the Lord or the Old Boy
] dunno whitehead pertickler spite
Rg'in me, and took delight in pilin'
on the whacks! Who would ever have
'sposed a big. noble lookin' woman
like Blindy would have dropped of
right in the dead Of winter when my
rheumatic and lumbago, and ashmy
and brownkeeters, always rage the
wust kind? o, dear! what shall
dor" and Ebenezer Pert. a little
wizened man, with pale watery blue
eyes, and scattering wisps Of yellow
hair, buried his nose in the depths OF
q Bingham handkerchief YARD
square, and groaned dismally.
DO" responded cousin Deb. why,
spunk up and put the best foot for
ward. A widderer of your age with
nine children on his hands has got to
hustle. You can't lay round and eat
and sleep and smoke old cob pipes
same as you always have done"
81 never disputed Jobs troubles"
shifted Ebenezer, and he hourishcd
the Bingham handkerchief spasmodic-
ally, "never-he had 'em like me-but
his comforters was angels compared
to mine. 'Twould melt heart OF
stone to see the way I'm fixed. But
my sufferin's air about over-I shall
never climb winter hill feel it in
my bones. amt had a decent thing
to eat sence poor B'lindy died, nothin'
but dough cakes and slops, and my
stummick is all out of killer. Poor
B'lindy! what a treasure I've lost! so
prudent, so clever nateredi"
Look here, Ebenezer, I've advised
and advised, but what has it amounted
to? If there is anything l despise 1t
is snivelin' man that has got no
gumption. You've got to face facts,
B'lindy's gone, you've lost your ber-
den bearer, and all your howlin' won't
bring her back" and Deb, flashed
glance at her elderly relative which
was far from sympathetic
II know it, Deb" he whimpered,
'but my poor heart is buried in her
grave. Nobody knows my feelins but
myself. l shall never find another to
take her place-not If l live to be as
old as MethusellerI She took all the
care of the critters and the milkin',
and the barn and the house, and the
young uns, and if"
"If," broke in Deb sharply, you
don't stop your wailin's I'll leave this
house inside of twenty minutes, bag
and baggage. I've hearn it jest as
long as I'm a goin' to. | have been
here two months and you've not made
the least effort to git housekeeper."
I'D like to know who I'm goin' to
git?" queried Ebenezer, and he eyed
her warily through his fingers.
We'll, there is plenty of widders.
heard Elder Trigger say there was
twenty-seven DRAWN pinshins out Of
the government, right in this neigh
borhood"
WELL" said Ebenezer in a resigned
tone, 'ft's pooty cold weather for
man of my years to start out lookin'
up widders, but l 'spose its got to be
done. Do you think of any pertickler
one you can rickermend?"
''Well-let-me-t hink-there is Mis-
Holden, she's as smart as a steel trap"
''Yes. but l won't have her, she is
homlier than hedge fence.
Mis- Davis is a pretty good cook,
but she is SLOW"
81 won't have her nuther, she is
crosser lool1in' than buttermilk, and
would jar on my feelin's."
How about Mis- Brown. she is very
capable"
II don't want her. l couldn't relish
her grub. She's got false teeth. caus
/ watched her handlin' em down to
the donation, when she thought no
body was SEEM"
How would Nancy Green do?"
Nancy Green!" and he opened his
little eyes in horror. cousin Deb
Potter, air you crazy? A woman that's
been disvorsted from three Twin hus-