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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
A Wonderful Actor.

Wink Talk about stage realism
You should see strident In Glove and
Woe"
Jinks-He can't hold candle TO my
friend, Mouther. Why, cir, be plsye.i
the heavy villain in Woman e
Wrongs" so realistically that his wife
sued for divorce the next week. IN.
Y. Weekly.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
One Xnmnn'a View.

81 suppose you turned me down be
cause OF my poverty" said the impe
cunious youth who had just beef
handed the frosty mitt; "but yoI
should remember that it Is possible {,
have plenty Of money and still be un
happy"
rrne," rerlied she o! the rstriEsr
ator mein, "but would rather be un
happy with money than without it,.
Chicago News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Not to Be Thought OF.

Housewife Ito tramp)-Ii you saw
that wood will give you 10 cents.
Tramp My dear woman, I would be
happy to favor you, but you see II did
that job for 10 cents | wonld be prose
cuted under the new antitrust law for
charging you less than charge your
neighbors Boston Commercial Bulle-
tin.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
The Country Editor.

A great British statesman has de.
clared that ell reform movements be-
gin in Lancashire and end In London.
1t may Likewise be affirmed that the
policies of this nation are primarily
shaped in the comparative 'seclusion
of the rural sanctum, the directors oi
the metropolitan press being for the
most part middlemen in ideas, as city
merchants are in commodities. New
Orleans Times Democrat.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Wants Husband,s Statue IN view.

Mrs. John A. Logan and the resi-
dents of Iowa Circle, Washington,
where the statue OF Gen. Logan is lc-
Gated, are at odds berause Mrs. Logan
wishes more OF the trees cut down in
he circle so that the view OF the statne
will not be obstructed.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Rxchnnr. Of cnmnllmsnt,.

sho-And what did father cay when
you asked hlm9
He-He ,al he dldn't want any
fool In the family.
She--And no really doesn'l know
you at ALL
He-Except tat l want to marry
you. Boston Transcript.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Birds Nest In Letter Box.

AT the vii age OF Weald, near ST.
Neots, England. the public letter boz
contains bird's nest with four eggs.
The postman whose duty it lie to take
away the letters time after time found
pieces Of moss in the box and threw
them out, but the bird always took
Ihem back, so at length he left the nest
materials a'one. The box is opened
three times day, but the bird sits on
quite unconcerned.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
A nnmesfic Mvsterv-

H bby (galking the floor at 2 a. m
I'D just like to know why this bah,
persists 10 staying awake every night?
Wifey - Really, can't imagine
| never have any trouble in keeping
him awake in the daytime. New Yorl
Weekly.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Drains Large Area.

That low lying territory OF the Mis-
sistippi should at times be overflowed
10 not surprising il one considers that
the "Fa,her o. Waters" draws supplies
from twenty-sight states, draining one
third OF the area OF the United States.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Wei Described.

"What is a trust?" asked the
teacher.
"A trust" replied the newspaper
mans boy, sis subject for an edi-
torial when there is nothing else to be
discussed. Chicago Post.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
The Strenuous Vacation

Caterby-What are you doing in
town. I thought you were living in
the country, playing golf, ping-pong
tether bal and going to dances.
Peterkin-I am. But I have to
come to town occasionally to get rested.
-DetoTit Free Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

Cartersville, Ca, r. q. No. 2.
I suffered for q number Of years
with a severe Nettle-rash.
About twelve years ago I started
using 8. 9 g., and after taking three
bottles I felt myself cured and have
since taken q bottle occasionally,
that line. My general health has
been better since. recommend
3: 3. 8. as q good blood medicine and
all round tonic, Yours truly,
Mrs. NJ. I. PITTARDs
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Next Thing In order.

"Iiow proud he is now that he owns
an automobile"
Naturally. You know the old pro.
verb"
whats that9"
Pride goeth before q fall. -
Philadelphia Ledger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
LOWEST RATES

To Chicago, Dubuque and the
East; to Des Moines, Kansas City and
the Southeast, via Chicago Great West.
srn railway. Electric lighted trains.
Unequalled service. Write to J. 7.
Elmer, g. 7. A., Chicago, for inIorma.
tion.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

"Yes, suh," said the old color u
brother, ''dat boy 10 10 fond er tradin'
dat l ve'ly bell avea dat ei he wuE In
heaven en- d y lot him come back Ter a
holiday he'd cell hls return ticket and
trust to tela' blowod back by q hurri.
cane - Atlanta Constitution.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
A Dire Threat.

Here's letter from Mr.. Smith say,
Ing he can't pay hia bill this month. "
"Just write him note and cay II h.
doesn't pay up within Q month vel
quit sending him bills."-Chicagc
American.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

II, ho Charley--Soy, loidy, II dat
tawg lites me he dies seeY"
LADY, believe you; I don't see
how he could recover. - Baltimore
American.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Au,trla Never a coInnlu.r.

Austria is the only empire in the
world which has never had colonies CT
even trans-marine possessions In any
quarter o, the globe.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

PING Cob corh.

Some Of the farmers In Lafayette
county, Missouri, are making . spec.
ialty o. growing pips cob corn. They
say II yields them as much OF the grain
as any other kind and the cobs bring
them In revenue besides.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Poor Child

Il hear Jack Kandor was here to see
the baby" said Mr.. Hoamley.
"Yes, his wife replied.
81 suppose the first thing he faid
was: he looks just like his father. y
mo, the first thing be said was
Good Heavensl' Then be said that"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
To nreak h New Shoes.

Always shase Ia Aiivn's fooi. Ease, = powder,
y curNs hot, awaAtlng, aching. swollen feet,
cures coEues ingtowing nails and bunions, Al
all drugsiuta aud shoe stores, 2ac Don't accept
any substitute sample mailed FREE. AddfVHu
Allen :. olmhted, fa Roy, N, Y,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Thousands OF New Federal Jobs.

The last Congress created 1876
new offices and empIoyments, at an
annual compensation of 1922, 1889. As
the Congress also abolished 1915 Of
fees. the net increase is 9,501, with an
aggregate of $8,9SG. 1853 in salaries and
wages.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
chiIdren,s Eaxorite Dead

Miss Elizabeth W. Martin, whose
stories for children were widely known,
is dead. She was q cousin of Samuel
L. Cemens and Col. Henry Waiter
con.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Lost Presflge.

"They used to move in the best cir
cles."
"Yes, but they've moved into a lesi
fashionable square," - Philadelphia
Bulletin,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
Antwerp stroneIy FortIfIed

Few people are aware of the enor.
nous military strength of Antwerp.
Since 1850 $i5, 1000, 900 has been spent
On Notifications.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

Dlood, and 10 attempt cure by exter-
nal treatment is an endless, hopeless
task. Some simple wash or ointment
is often beneficial when the skin is
much infamed or itches, but you can't
depend upon local remedies for perma-
nent relief, for the blood is continually
throwing of impurities which irritate
and clog the glands and pores of
the skin, and as long as the blood re-
mains unhealthy, just so long will the
eruptions last. To effectually and per-
manently cure skin troubles the blood
must be purified and the system
thoroughly cleansed and built up, and
S. S. S., the well known blood purifier
and tonic, is acknowledged superior to
all other remedies for this purpose. 1t
is the only guaranteed strictly vegeta-
bic blood remedy. It never deranges
the system or irnpairs the digestion
like Potash and Arsenic and dr11ps of RI
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

riTc Permanently Cured. No nuor nervousness,
lilo amer tiTst day uar of Dr. Kline ureAi Nerve
keatorer send for Free ~ trial holtie and treatise
Dr. r. III. Kline, Lid ISL Arch St, philAdelphlA IA
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

Mothers will hnd Mrs winalow's ottNlns
syrup tho best remedy 10 use Tor their children
tie teOthluE season
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

Piso's Cure Il a good cough medicine.
It has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

Some two years ago I suffered a
great deal, caused on account of bad
blood. Small rash or pimples broke
out over my body and kept getting
Seeing s. g. 3. advertised in the pa
perS and having heard also It had
cured several people in this city,
concluded to give it q fair trial.
After using the medicine for 3 m Q
time, taking in all six bottles, was
entirely cured.
EDWARD @. LONG,
102O Clay Street, Paducah. KY.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
nUws TnIsS

We offer One Hundred bollara Reward for an,
saee o. c1t.arEh that can nos Be souFed 6y iisllt
y. ]. cHENEY A Co, Prupa, Toledo. O
We the undersigned. have known Y, ], Ohens,
for thc past Is years, and believe him peFfect.j
honorable iu ali husihes. trAnsactinns aud tin
anciaily able " carry outany obligations made
hy their arm.
WRsr q TRuAx,
Wholesale brugKiats, Toledo,
WALpiN0 kIkNAN a MARviH,
WholosAle prugKlsip. Toledo, q.
Hsii CatASrh Cure II taken intel NV. .aeti M
pFectly on the blocd and mucous snftaees ol
me system. Price 7ae per bottle. Sold ~ al
atuRgists, Testimonials free
hAtl's Family Pills are the best
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27
international Food Exhibit.

Lonfon will have an international
food exhibit ct the Crystal Palace next
september.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27


"a while ago my health began TO
fail because OF female troubles. The
doctor did not help me, l remembered
that my mother had used Lydia II.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
on many occasions for irregularities
and uterine troubles, and I felt sure
that II could not harm me at any rate
10 give II trial,
az was certainly glad TO find that
within week felt much better, tho
terrible pains In my back and side
were beginning TO cease, and at the
time of menstFuatlon l did not have
nearly as serious time as hereto
fore, so I continued its use for two
months, and at the end Of that time
was like new woman. really have
never felt better In my life, have not
had sick headache since, and weigh
20 pounds more than l ever did, 10 l
unhesitatingly recommend Vegetable
Compound."-M Mrs. MAY HAULE, Ed
gerton. Wis, President Household
Economics Club, - $1,000 fo,Jslt n srtsisai sT
ebo0s latter p'Osas GsasHsSsss easSOs ~ syOSsssd
Women should remember there
Is one tried aud true remedy for
all female Ills, Lydia Il. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. Re-
fuse to buy any other medicine
You need tho best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

} Another club woman, Mrs. =
haue, Of EdgertOn, Wis.,, tells
how she was cured Of lrregulari.
ties and uterine trouble, terrible
pains and backache by Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-08-27

ned D the Chemicals and posons contained In these
kin diseases due to internal to humos poons
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-14
LAST OBEDIENCE OF
SACRED COLLEGE
Cardinals PROSTATE Themselves
Before Plus x and Receive
His Blessing.
CORONATION ON SUNDAY
New Pope Decides He Will Formally
Assume All Dienities of His Office
at That Time-American Pill
srirns Received.

Rome, Aug. THE third and last
obedience of the sacred college was
contaminated this morning with the
same ceremonial as before, in the Sis
tine chapel. The pope being In his full
pontific4 robes, and palpably restored
in mind and nerves by his nights rest,
the cardinals filed before him and
kissed his hand and foot, all smiling
and apparently In a perfectly contented
frame of mind.
They themselves in return received a
hearty embrace from Plus x. Both go
ing to and coming from the Sistine
chapel the pope refused to be carried
IN the 'sedia gestatoria, which. however,
followed him. After taking few steps,
ne turned to Monsignor Bisleti and
said:
Il shall never voluntarily get into
that box"
The new pope has confirmed Car
d1nal Oreglia as Camerlengo. Cardinal
Agliardi will probably be the secretary
of state. The pope decided that his
coronation shall take place next Sun
day.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-14
BELLE FoURCHE PROJECT,
Geological Survey at Work on Pro
posed Irrigation Ditch.

:.
Belle Fourche, S. D., Aug. 4-Ray-
Emond F. Walter Of the United States
geological survey has commenced a
reconnaissance for the purpose of de-
Gliding upon the most feasible route for
the building Of an irrigatIng Glitch
along the Belle Fourche river under
the national irrigation law
The Belle Fourche Project" as it
is termed, has been reported upon as
the most feasible scheme in this por-
ton of the Black Hills, and the same
will be surveyed and planned and es-
Inmates drawn, and if the survey can
be completed by spring, then a favor
able report from the secretary Of the
interior is all that is needed to have
the actual construction work begin.
The intake or head of the ditch will
be constructed just at the confluence
or Redwater and Belle Fourche Yivers;
1t will have a bottom breadth of forty
feet, forty-eight feet at the water line,
carrying an average depth Of eight feet
or water and will reach a total length
of fifty miles. 1t is estimated that 1t
will reclaim 175,000 acres Of govern
ment land, besides $4,000 acres of
arid land now owned by individuals.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-14
SNAKE, LADY AND BULL
Huge Reptile and Beast Engage in a
Deadly Combat.

New York, Aug. S.-A fight to the
death between Burmah bull and an
eighteen-foot python took place at Far
Rockaway. Not until the lower part
Of the serpent's body was terribly torn
did it remove its fangs and release the
bull from it's coils.
In the combat Mile. Van, a snake
charmer, had her arm lacerated by the
serpent's fangs. The wound was eau,
terized by DR.. e. S. Parker. Of Grand.
view avenue, Far Rockaway.
The fight occurred in side-show OF
Welsh Brothers circus. Both bull and
snake are natives Of East India. When
the charmer raised the snake from its
cage, 1t sighted the bull and wriggled
from her hands. Children screamed
and women tainted when the snake.
struck the ground 1t sprang for the
bull and partly coiled around him lust
below his hump. AS If experienced in
fighting reptiles, the bull lay on his
side and ripped his horns under the
snakes body.
Mile. Van tried to remove the snake.
but it stuck its fangs In her left arm.
She dropped to the ground and tainted.
She was resuscitated by DR.. Parker.
The bull sank his horns into the rep
tile, brought his head forward until
the snake released It's hold. Ten
minutes afterward it was dead.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-14
CALAMITY JANE IS
DEAD NEAR Terry
Famous Frontier Character
Passed Away Yesterday
After Eventful Life.
HUSBAND is STILL LIVING
he Had Left Her and Her Last Wish
is That She Be Buried by the Side
Of wild Bill" Hickok, Who
Died With His Boots On.

Terry, S. D.. Aug. AIRS. Jane
Burke, better and more widely known
as Calamity Jane, died here yesterday
afternoon of Inflammation of the
bowels. She has been in failing health
for some time
The woman was perhaps the mos,
famous Of the women Of the west, in
frontier days. She was widely known
in South Dakota and Montana, and her
reputation was almost International
her wild and romantic life furnishing
abundant material for stories OF
frontier life.
Her last request was that she be
buried IN Mt. Moriah cemetery at
!Deadwood, by the side of wild Bilp'
Hickok, who passed away with his
boots on by the pistol route in 1876
4 Calamity and Wild Bill were good
friends in those days, and she wanted
her last resting place to be near her
old friend.
She has husband living in Denver
but he is much younger and has not
lived with her for some time. She also
has daughter in North Dakota, but
refused to divluge her name or allow
her to be notified intimating that she
had Quarrelled with her
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-14
BEAT HIS BENEFACTOR.
Ex-Convict Assaults His Friend and
EIopes with His Wife.

EIopes with His Wife.
Portland, Ore, Aug. S.-Harry Riley
an ex-convict, who was released from
the Salem penitentiary yesterday, beat
Elliot Parkhurst and forced Mrs. Park
hurst, daughter of J. T. James, formerly
warden of the Salem penitentiary, and
a niece of Ex-Governor T. T. Geer, to
run away with him.
Parkhurst knew Riley while a prison.
er. S he was formerly deputy Sheriff
of this county and had often visited
the penitentiary. He met Riley at the
depot when he was released for good
behavior from a five-year sentence for
burglary, took him to the ball game
and in every way was treating him as
a friend.
While walking home with Mr.. and
Mrs. Parkhurst in the evening Riley
suddenly turned upon Parkhurst and
administered severe beating. Then,
according to Parkhurst's statement he
was robbed by the powerful ex-convict
and forced to run for his life.
Riley hailed a passing hack and was
driven away with the woman. Neither
has been seen since. It is believed that
Riley fell in love with the warden's
pretty daughter while he was pris-
onar.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-14
THEY ALL BITE IT.

New Money Of American Coinae.
Doesn't Look Good to FiIpinos.
Manila, Aug. 8.-The efforts of the
United States government TO introduce
Its new currency into the Philippine
islands have not met with the success
that was anticipated.
Although a large quantity of coins
minted at San Francisco have reached
the islands, there is considerable pref
udice against their use, especially in
the provinces. The bankers Of Manila,
having become convinced of the neces-
sity for action in the matter, held a
conference today with Governor Taft,
and after full discussion promised to
render the government all aid in their
power to secure the acceptance Of the
American peso as the standard Of
value and the general use of the new
coins
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-14
SHOWS BIG GAIN.
Catholic Total Abstinence Union Has
1000 New Members.

Pittsburg, Aug. AT yesterday aft
ernoons session Of the Catholic Total
Abstinence union the report of Sec
rotary Logue showed that the union
had membership Of 1892 persons in
1,133 societies. During the past year
ninety-five new societies had been or
ganized and 1900 new members ad-
mitted.
Letters were read from a number Of
prominent church officials interested in
the work, among them one from Arch
bishop Ireland Of st. Paul. Mimi, in
which he deplored the fact that he
would be unable to attend the con-
vention. t,
The Philadelphia delegation also re-
ceived a telegram from Archbishop
Ryan saying that unexpected events
would prevent his coming, as he had
intended.
Archbishops Ireland and Ryan were
expected to address the convention last
night.
The committee on constitutional
amendment headed by Rev. H. M.
Foley Of Baltimore, was then appoint
ed and after some routine work adj
journment was taken.
Last night representative Catholics
and many Protestant temperance work.
ers gathered in the Duquesne theater
and heard several addresses on tenn
Derance
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-14
CARNEGIE DONATES PARK
Andy Gives a Few More Millions to His
. Native Town,

London, Aug. Sin handing over to
fifteen representative citizens Of his ma
tive town Of Dunfermline, who were
his guests at Skibo castle early this
week, trust deed transferring to them
$2,5oO,000 in per cent. bonds Of the
United States Steel corporation, and
Pfttencrtef park, Andrew Carnegie ex-
planned the object he had in view in
these words:
It's an experiment, the object Of
which is to attempt to introduce into
the monotonous lives Of the toiling
masses Of Dunfermline more of sweet
ness and light, and to give them, espe-
cially the young, some charm, some
Of the elevating conditions Of life which
their residence elsewhere would have
denied, SO that the child in his native
have roamed, that simply by virtue of
being such his life has been made hap
pier and better"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-14
INDIANS STRANDED.
Aborignies From Pine Ridge Meet Hard
Luck in Chicauo


Chicago, Aug. S.-Fourteen Sioux Indi-
ans, including some squaws and papooses
ay asleep on the floor of the smoking
:oom Of the Northwestern railroad sta
Ion last night. They We're decked out in
feathers, red shirts and mocasins, but lay
matted together like snakes in a menag-
srie. The only English word they knew
vas "ughn' with which they answered
Ill the questions addressed to- them by
he sympathetic or the curious. But the
:rainmen knew a few things about the
party.
These braves, squaws and papooses.'
said ono of them, belong to the Pine
Ridge reservation in South Dakota. and
they have been on exhibition with an
amusement company UP in GAINESVILLE.
Wis. The Company became stranded and
these children of the forest were turned
loose without enough money to take them
any further than Chicago They arriv ed
at o'clock Monday night and this is tho
second night they have slept in the smok-
lng-room. They have sent to Pine Ridge
for money and are expecting every hour
to receive 1t and to return to their res
eryatiOn.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-08-14
LOVE WAS LASTING.
Senator Hepburn Will Marry Sweet.
heart of His Youth

Spokane, Wash, Aug. S.-A romance ex-
tending over quarter Of a century will
come to a happy climax next Wednesday,
when Weldon Brinton Hepburn, United
States senator from Idaho, will marry
Miss Gheratine Yeatman Of Chester coun-
ty, Pa. Years ago young Hepburn met
Miss Yeatman, like himself a Pennsylva-
Man OF Quaker ancestry, and they be-
came friends. In 1884 the young lawyer
came west and settled in Idaho. He be-
came leader Of the bar, acquired wealth
and last winter became United States
senator; but he did not forget the Quaker
girl. Now he has gone east and 1t Is an
nounced that they are to be married next
Wednesday.