The Wichita daily eagle., 1903-04-07
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

Duck hunters will have to step lively
now. The season closes April "a.
Topeka wants a canning company. The
factory is there. Wichita is in the same
fix.
That March lion must have got sore
foot or lost his way. He just reached
Wichita Sunday.
The latest at Wellington is: What can
you do? Can you pass?' These are crap
game expressions.
Senator Dumont Smith has a week old
boom for congressman-at-la 1t isn't
of Smiths raising.
At Morril, a hen was buried under a
load of hay for four weeks. Today her
digestion is all right.
The Kansas bar-tenders have formed a
union. One thing. they will never be able
to establish boycott.
Hutchinson is being urged to go after
the Northern Oklahoma railroad. Some
body's drawing hard on the pipe.
The Emporia Gazette announces itself
for Victor for president, If he will leave
out all speech-making in his campaign.
A woman at Topeka asks for divorce.
and should be granted the same. Her hus-
band is taking her money TO bet on
election.
"chirp" He ate bird seed for health
food. on returning home late one night
last week.
The Topeka Journal declares that Sen
ator Fitzpatrick will be the new railroad
commissioner. Seth wells Is backing him.
so il is said
Sensations come cheap In Mcpherson
county. All Roxbury was in a turmoil
last week when a paTentless baby was
found on a door step.
Outside the whiskered family Of goats
and 1ackass that expression "Buttin "
has no place. The Topeka Capital uses IT
in speaking of 4 lady.
Great Bend does things no other
town in the state. She puts her saloons
at the edge OF the sidewalk and keeps
her women of the streets.
Kansas City Kan. has found that no
provision is nnade in its charter for elect
ing mayor Well. We suppose her Ms
sour boss could take care Of her.
The KInsIey Mercury was ore q the
first TO place at the head Of its editorial
column. Victor MuraOck for congress "
This is Senator Dumoat Smiths paper
A. ". Smith. OF Mcpherson. has an
nounced that he is willing 70 p com
uander OF the Kansas 9 4 P WihcE-
ness Is 10 intimate With indifference 70
be successful.
An elderly gentleman - the Arkansas
City depot rushed up 20 q mid1ie-aEe1
woman. a stranger 70 hirn. and kissed
her With eyes flashing she turned and
suacked her lips
Dispatches announce that co,eraan 10
working on The case against Colorado
Better hurry The west neesiH more real
state. ard r flIlnE the Arkansss r.gsr
bottom ard making real estate
worth rememner5nz- a spirltsaiist Al
Inrnan last winter said h could tea who
would he tae next celETess-1zr. ae Hr1fc
ihs rar7e on q pIece q Barer = Ess
PIT n an envelope and vas not openet
uu:u last Thursday night- Ard shat
should be the name but thar . Bistne- =
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-ock % -iid ducks - q little sfrztesena-
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