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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
First publication July 8. 1903 -
PROBATE NOTICE.
Order limiting time and notici


, tgsHE STATE of WISCONSIN, VERNON
county Cont In Probate.
IL the matter OF the estate of Adaline O. Slack!
deceased
! On the duplication OF Charles s Slack
executor OF the estate OF Alkaline Y Slack
late of Vernon county, decened,sno one having
required the appointment OF commissioners "Id
said estate,
1t is ordered, That ak months from and after
the Gate of this order beand liz hereby sed as
the time within which all creditors are n Inired
to present their claims aud demands against the
ssid Alkaline q Slack deceased. TO the comfy
court of Vernon county, for examination and
allowance.
II Is further ordered. That all claims and de-
mands 80 presented Will be examined aud adj
jusled before the said county court. AZ its court
room In The court house Ia the city of VirDqasi
In said county on the first day ~ the regular
term thereof, appointed to be held ON the fret
Tuesday Of February 1904. and all Creditors are
notified thereof.
It's nrther ordered. That notice OF the tlnes
within which creditors may present their Chains
and demands and OF the time when the same
will be examined and adjusted by the court IS
Aforesaid. be given by publishing copy or THIS
order and notice for fous " eks Encces5NelYs
once ia each week ia the Vernon County Cea
Rof newspaper published in the city OF VtrO
0aa In said county: the first pnbIcaiton 10 be
within ten days from the date hereof.
BY the tourb ID, ~. MAHoSEY, Conuty Judgs
Dated This 9Th day Of july, 1903
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
Written for the CENSOR.
IN LEAFY JUNE.i
RY RrI.LIAM HAranroN.


We leaves that bend about my brow,
And wave across the plain,
Give promise on each blade and bongh,
OF fruit and golden grain.
Your shadows play at hide and seek
With sunbeams all day long,
That tan the rustic maiden's cheek,
And wake the toiier's sony
We love the summer wind that blows
Across the dewY lawn
And whispers to The red Tipped rose
or sunset, and the dawn.
We love the tbrostle's vesper hymn
That climbs the mountsin side,
Or fingers whore the woods are dim
Al fall OF evcntide.
Love made the world OF nature fair
Tho much may droop and die.
There's resurrection everywhere
In earth, and sea, aud sky
These wasted hands may soon grow cold;
These lips be u ute. but then.
There's sheltern my Shepherds fold.
And IN come forth again.
Sweet month CT roses, leafy June
So beautiful. so bright
A symbol OF that larger boon
The Wonderland OF light.
viroqua, June 90. 1908
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
where F1lnt comes rrom.

You never would think of 1t, would
you? But I'm told that flint is nothing
more or less than sponge turned to
stone Once the sponge grew on the
bottom Of the sea, as other sponges
growjnow, but that was ages and ages
agofand since then the sponge. turned
flint, has hid covered by rocks and
earth, of .many kinds piled thick above
Ct Seenfwith microscope flint shows
the makcsof sponge in its fibers.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
BREWER MD.

We are not in the habit of giving era.
tuitous notices of approval and enc0ur-
agement to transient doctors, but we
feel impellec by sense Of duty which
we owe the afflicted, to recommend for
their consideration, the services of DR.
f. b. Rrewer, who has made regular
visits for years. He is not a stranger,
but mas become closely identified with
many of our citizens, who have efaploy-
ed him, and have reaped large benefits
from his medical skill
DIR. Brewer thoroughly understands
chronic diseases. and treats with success
all cases where the sufferer is not be-
yond the reach of human aid His next
visit for the treatment of all chronic dis
easts will be at the siroqua Hotel in
this city on Wednesday, July %
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
OUR COUNTY GLEANINGS
From The Brain and Pens cf the censors
LIyeConntry and Village writers
wnEArLANn.

Ontario, July &c. i. Lille and family OF
Sparta visited reiativfs and friends IN town
last weeg Mrs j. II kockhiil returned last
Fridav from a pleasant visit with relatives
ia Rl0ona city,. Henry Hale hauling stone
for Mr.. Hanson fell from the load ana dislO
Gated his arm at the elbOB joint. tr. Johnson
set the limb. Horse Jockeys galore are IN
town with small herd 81 horses X Chandler
Of our village, came near l0gsing his life ~ a
runaway at Norwalk last Saturday Ills
leg was broken In two places, Or. II, I, Miller
~ Nssrwalk dressed the broken member
With great difficulty the wounded hlan was
brought hoIne..... 'fhe baptist AID society ice
cream social held at v 4. stoddaris lawn
1oyabie affair 10 all present. Receipts -
-. ira Baldwin OF Ontario and Miss Jennie
Hickman OF Frankfort Indiana celebrated
the glorious 9TH 1T Hudson, William Crit
. cflett, aged % years of Sparta, died OF parai-
yses. Funeral service was held here In the
baptist church, last Thursday Remains
were inferred in Ontario cemetery, Rev J. y
NasmIth officiating. Della sewetlof Wilton
died of consumption last week lie was
young man and leaves sOrfowing VIE,
father aud mother two brotaerS ana two SIS.
tiers Funeral services we're held In Wilton
and remains buried In Ontario cemetery yes
tegday morning. Independence day was
gala day and Ontario mad the largest audi-
snce for many years. Rev. kester made the
eagle scream aud Miss Grace Jones read the
Declaration. Delegates were mere from VIII
ton, Norwalk, Rockton, La barge, Osshton
aud Dell. The matched ball game, la Fargo
aud Ontario resulted In favor OF La Fargo.
6 toa. The notary ~ F. NJ. Walkers store
celebrated the sth IN. lie executed 81 pens
sion vouchers that day. Mr.. editor, y he
loyal? The very serious Illness OF Veter-
ans VIM. sandon and ] A. Straight Ia cause
for uneasiness among tine near friends and
reEatiyes. Joe Strait and Alths Osterhaut
were married last week.. Roy Young OF
Wilton and Miss Mirtie Voorhees, of Sheldon,
were united I'm marriage at our burg on July
Fourth, v. A. Stoddard ofiiciating =, II. j..
Teal OF Shennington, was selling blue berries
ia town. IL Is reported that four saloons
will open n town this week and that free
beer Will be on tap iur al customers on this
day Church members who voted the license
ticket can drink now free, bSt please do not
pAtroniza the "Blind Pig. Gss@AHta .ssss
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
women and levels.

.'ewels. candy. flowers, man that is
the order of q woman's preferences.
Jewels form magnet of mighty power
TO the average woman. Even that great
est of all jewels, health. il often ruined
In the strenuous efforts 70 make or save
the money to purchase them. II a wo-
man will risk her s-ealth to get q COW
eted gem, then let her fortify against
the insidious consequences of coughs
colds and bronchial affections by the
regular use of DR. Boschees German
Syrup. 1t will promptly arrest con-
sumption in IFS early stages and heal the
affected lungs and bronchial Tubes and
drive the dread disease from thesystem
Ii is not cure-all, but it is a certain
cure for coughs, colds aud all bronchial
troubles You can get this reliable
remedy at any drug store. Price 25e
and 75c.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
July

When the scarlet cardinal tells
Her dream to the dragon fly,
And the lazy breeze makes q nest in the
trees
And murmefs a lullaby,
Ii Is July.
When the tangled eobweb pulls
The c0rnilower's cap awry,
And the lilies tall lean over the wall
To bow TO the butterfly.
It is July.
When the heat like mist veil floats
And the popies flame In the rye
And the silver note In the streamletis throat
Has sORtened almost 20 sigh,
lt Is July.
When the hours are 50 still that time
Eorgets them, and lets them liz
Meath petals pink till the night stars wink
At the sunset in the sky,
IL Is July
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
The Kingdom Of Tobacco

The years consumption of tobacco in
the United States alone iucludes seven
billions of cigars. ten millions of cigar.
ettes, and two hundred and eight mill.
ions I ponnds of manufactured tobacco.
The one item of smoking and chewing
tobacco, exclusive of cigars, cigarettes
and snuff, register an annual over ali
value Of more than $500. 600 600. In
addition, England smokes Xix billion,
Japan three billions and China Que and
q half billions of cigarettes every twelve
month This outside cigarette putting
burns mp forty-five millions of pounds
of tobacco and puts about 81. 900, 900 into
the bank account of the American
grower, giving the giant balance to the
trusts. Every body's Magazine.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
You win Never Be Sorry.

Tor living a white life.
For doing your level best.
For looking before leaping.
For your faith in humanity
For being kind TO the poor.
For hearing before Judging
For being candid and frank.
For thinking before speaking.
For harboring clean thoughts.
For discounting the tale-bearer.
For being loyal TO the preacher.
For standing by your principles.
For stopping your ears to gossip.
For asking pardon when in error
For the influence of high motives.
For being as courteous as duke.
For bridIing a scanderous tongue.
For being generous with an enemy.
For being square in business deals.
For giving an unfortunate fellow q
lift.
For being patient with crank neigh
bors.
For promptness in keeping your
promises. Elk.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
The Foundatlon of Health.

healfh Iife-strength Kodoi Dyspep-
Is, tare- is the one grest mediein,. that
enables the stomach and digestive or.
saus to digest, assimilAtr nd transform
MI foods into the kind nf bio 4 that
.l.,iari~hes the "a Yes ard ff-t4ds ih,. Es--
snes Kodol lays tn foundation for
health Natur- does the rr~t haiis.t-
ii..M Ds spep-ia aua 'sil disorders al the
stomach and digestive organs ATE enred
by the Use of Kodoi Sold by 4 ]
Johnson
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
caaaaa,. nanaInr nn.lnr.

The banking business IA Canada is
on different l'iaa from that In this
country The headquarters OF most of
the banks throughout the Dominion Is
N Ontario either at Hamilton. King.
ston or Toronto Each hank has It's
central Office generally 10 enc OF the
cities named. aHd as many branches as
II cares to maintain n dlaercnr PARTS
OF Canada. some Of these branches be-
ing as far ulssent as Dawson
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
srERLINa.

SAG CITY. July 6.--Tobacco planting Is Done
In our netghborhood for this year. Scot
Sandwick and Anna Chose we're visitors in
our burg Sunday. Peter Monsen and STRIFE
ker took Ia their Fourth at Retreat. Quite a
number of people IN our locality went to La
Crosse 70 take In sights OF the circus. James
Davis sports a span new buggy. Look ont
girls. Theodore johnson tuokAin sights at
Eerryville the Fourth j.. Chris Brudass Is on
the sick list. The SchoenbergertyOung peo-
pie visited at J M. Vance Sunday. We can
see Chris Brings smiling face now a-days....
Miss Yttri is working for A. p. Bringe. 80.
Lena stricken visited John A. Vance Sunday
....John Monsen Is finishing his new house
Get your COW bells ready. boys, and be on
the lockout, III.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
.ousrY lEAeHgsy ExaalsArlos
t,rF4cEaF CouSrY SURF or seHooTSg
Nf.sosatra kvls TniV / F0T5

OFFIcEuF County SURF or SCHOOLS
ytRoQuA AVIS. July 1915
Public exanliuatiouS Tor ftsas mrs eertlb-
rNtss$ will ~ held aS tniiiAws;
HII.I.SRDR0 1niY a Is. ard "a lsJ.
NfEoQtYA, Aug IS u =. 10. 1913
AppGi.snt- w3t. write ART sud second
aSa1e brahshs,- J.iis u iau Aur ~ and ISIS
tyarA afIi heSin al M ~ he hrSt day
and Al : 4 IA ihe s.so,trd day Appiirapts
Should ono pfepafesi With pef ~ tier, good
- al s-ssta tsasses and btu fik
All tssfSaus inIsndiHg 70 teach n vernon
s.otsits SflstYtd attend q pubic examination
Special eNauiinafiaus viii De RlNen ehtf ~
~ SF@ Of ~. s-StsH.
The aanasl SERIES - exeiaais'atssanr va
MIA f.Sf surfuz trefssfs the above eNannl-
ra9sasss srr Slf that Wii te hed his S'iit,tssr
AL h 9s4fisNsR county Saus4 ss,tsueul :
N1F14fas5 SsS-
auI- - 49,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
HANNAH a f,ANnTnATr,

New YORK, July8 Whether Senator
Mark A. Hanna shall be the republican
candidate for vice president or remain
chairman Of the republican national com
mittee doubtless will be determined to-
morrow at conference between the
president and the Ohio senator at Oyster
Bay The president personally prefers,
it is understood, that Senator Henry Ca
bot Lodge shall become his campaign
manager. But Senator Quay and other
eastern leaders insist that if the Buck
eye statesman fails to take second place
on the national ticket he shall conduct
the presidential canvass of 1904.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
A new Railway Term,

A small boy was travelling with his
father on an accommodation train. A
stop was made at little distance from
COMPENSATION and the rear ears left
standing ON curve while the engine
and forward cars went on to do some
switching.
The laddie became restless and slip
ped away frop his father and was
soon hanging half out Of Il window in
the rear of the coach. Presently his
surprisedMittle face reappeared. and he
shouted 10 his father:
"Oh, Papa, papa, the train has all
come unbuttonedv
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
Aromatic spiriS Il Ammonia.

Aromatic spirits OF ammonia is :.
household article Indispensable i'm fam
lilies where there are persons with weak
hearts or with tendencies 10 faint. be-
cause 1t facilitates :he hearts action
more speedily than brandy or whisky
and with less danger TO some patients.
In cases of heart failure or fainting a
teaspoonful in half glass OF water can
be given
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

When the stomach is overloaded
when food is taken into it that fails to
digest, it d;eays and infiames the mn.
cons membrane. exposing the nerves,
and canses the glSaas to secret mucin,
instead of the natural juices Of diges-
tion. This il called Catsr:h of the Stom.
ach, caused by indigestion Doctors
and medicines failed 10 benefit l2e until
| used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure -. r.
Rhea. Coppell, Tex Sold by A. D.
johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
Mnttinr.

Nothing hooks worse than gimy mar.
ing. aad yr, II is not difficult TO keep
i In gooG condition. First have il well
shaken to remove an dust and then
wash il With salt and water. Il must
not be made ica wet. aad ,,ry wen afr.
erward with q cloth IL there are aRy
stalns atc,'hai win remove them,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
No FaIse Claim

The proprietors Of EoIey's Honey and
Tar do not advertise this as sure cure
for consumption They DO not claim
it will cure this dread complaint in ad-
vanced cases, but do positively assert
that it will cure in the earlier stages
and never fails to give comfort and re-
Lief in the worst cases. Foley's Honey
and Tar is without donbt the greatest
throat ana lung remedy. Refuse sub
stitutes. Sold by A. j. Johnson
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
STATEMENT

wish to most empbaticslly denv the
statems Mt said 80 have been m, q that
sent my child 10 scho u on P',s,s. Ridge
knowing he had her exposed ~ lnaa<.
les. did not know te vas exposed IL
had should nns have seq, ~ litilA "a
70 want 70 expos M nsiehhor's chill
by Mrs CHRIS WEIGH
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

BUCHANAN RIDGE, July I'll know not what
the truth may be, FIJI tell to az twas told 10
me = Miss Jessie Buchanan is home from
kichlaad county, where she taught last year
49, Miss a nnie Cornell, who has been teach
ing near Rising sun, closed her school last
Friday Clearance Hankins' fine driving
horse was injured, but Is now better Joe
McNaliy's house Is nearly completed. ..John
Lyons spentSnndsy 10 Virouua - Hugh Nor.
rlsnn ilas been painting David Buchanan
house The Misses BectA and Dora Buch-
anan visited In ViFuqua lact Tuesday The
corn crop will be very poor Sers this year
Miss Esther Hankins came home Sunday
from iyiyan The grass Is growing IN the
sch 20 yard. N.Y.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
/. pe,t.r Name.

When three-year-old Lawrence came home
from the zoo
And described it TO all who would hear.
His uncle. to tease him. leaned forward
and asked
Canyon say .zoologieal dear?''
Poor Lawrence was silent and squirmed
In his chair
While his little face flushed and grew
dark:
Then. raising his eyes. he courageously
said
Uncle Dieky. I cali il 'Noah's ark "
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

Fsr srars fate was after me contin-
uos~it writes E A Gnlleiga, Yer
t,--na. Ala a had TRIBE case Of
plies essn~ing "a tumors When all
fisii.sl Bnekisn'r Araies S4lve cured me.
Eqa SIS g,rsi lar Bn.ns sge.l ~ aches
ai,e ,ssia- only 2se A J Johhsons
drug stoie
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

DACH RIDGE, July HayiuT has begun.
Jacob Dach has bOen confined 10 his bed the
past week, Ella Hopp and Lizzie Henry are
Working "a Viruqua. the former for q. Man
son. the latter for John 4. Nuzum..... Mr.. and
Mrs. Weeden spent Sunday with John Hupp
anu family ..-.., George Henry and Martin Jas
person each spent Sunday with their parents
......Lizzie Henry and L0yde Gofslne spent
Sunday AT the formers parents -. Ole swig-
gum 1ast had his new barn completed, built
by Mr.. Bowman U&L
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
--LATEST IMPORTANT NEWS
PROBING MORE SCANDALS.

WASHINGTON, ID. c., July 5.-The
scandal in which Representative Lucius
n. Littauer is involved by reason of the
alleged illegal contracts with the gov
ernmept, will bring another great de-
partment of the government under in
vestigation. There are now under fire
the postoffice department, the agricul-
tural department, the war department
and the treasury department. Such o
state of affairs has never been known
before in the history nf the country.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
Hotel FHtneg. VIr0qua. on
Monday, July 18th,
Also second and fourih Mondassef zach
month
FRANK q. WESTON. NJ. p.
SPECIALIST.

when o,her Nedieinrs Have Sat,ed
-tske Faiey'S Kidney Cure 1t has e'sred
when everything els has ii~sPpsin'ef
Sold hy A ] Johnson
People who are rasiy TO tight are
either let alone or tackled In slaad esrn-
est
Generally speaking. IL Is more cheer
ing 20 he solneS hst illtreated than IN
tirely forgotten.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
RnosFrrI.r I'M NEN ROLE.

OYSTER BAY, L. l., July 81 President
Roosevelt is expected to don the leg
guards, take up his bat and show his
neighbors that 10 his many other &C
compIishments he adds that Of being q
good cricket player.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
pAcTrIc cAnl.E ls npENEIl.

New YoRk, July L. = President Roose-
welt sent the first message to Gov. Taft,
over the Pacific cable at 1850 p. m, and
received Gov. Taft's reply at II 10 D m.
At 1873 p. m the president started his
message around the world
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
MARRIED
woaNAE- rAYpEN gUprrAls.

About one hundred invited guests Assem-
aied at the home 10 Mr., and Mrs. r. NORMAN
On the afternoon OF Wednesday, June 18th.
at o'clock 10 witness the marriage OF their
daughter, Rifle, 30 oliver Hayden OF De soto
Ridge While the strains OF LOheBgrin's wed
dug march were being played by Rev J.E.
Daniels tbs bridal party entered the room
aud pausing under canopy OF roses were
united In the holy bonds Of matFiniony by
the Rev. a. a Pitiiuger Of DE soto.
THE bride was handsomely attired In white
silk trimmed in sllk applique. and the maid
% honor, Miss Eli9a Camper In white silk
organdie and lace. Mr. Gilbert Everson was
the gtuom's best man. Aftef congratulations
had been extended To the happy, newly
welded pair the company sat down 20 3
bountiful repast, served To them by the Misses
Mabel West, Alma 6aupeF. Mamie Latamsre
and Mabel Woman aS Mattresses. Dinner
over, music and other ADJUSTMENTS were en-
loyed
We congratulate MIR Hayden on his choice
and wish both parties much happiness In
their welded life. We understand they will
take up their residence on he Soto Ridge DE
Soto Argus.
At the home OF the bride. by Rev. A. r.
Kline, June q, MIR. WILL OWN aud Miss Mar
=. a 80. -.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
TLoop DESTROYS ToWN.

PrITsBURG, Pa, July 5.--A report
by telephone of a horrible accident at
Oakwook Park, near Jeaneett, Pa.
About 9 o'clock cloud burst happened
at that place and over hundred people
are said TO have been killed.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

A. r. Bass, of Morgantown, Ind,
had to get up ten or twelve times in
the night and had severe backache
and pains in the kidneys Was cured
by Foley's Kidney Cure Sold by A. j.
Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

Place your nrtlars this vs4s. two ears
on the way N1GoeUA T.rNBrR co
III you sre a75ine q, itsin saxfh NJ
gtiTe yoaf fiSint ststy i5s; ;s.-.4 snn
~ not regret il
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

Foley's Kidney Cure purifies the blood
by straining ont impurities and tones
up the whole system Cures kidney
and bladder troubles Sold by A. i
Johnson
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

Sound kidneys nre safeguarss ~ life
Kidney Care Sid by A. ] lohps,n.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

Tue horse that was never beaten il
dangerous proposition to venture your
money on
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

Men who are without ambition are
simply on level with the dumb beasts.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08
Notice 10 Those CONCERNED

There viii be no more Sunday base
ball games upo1 the grounds of the Yer
non County Agri cultural Society.
sF. w. ALEXANDER, Secretary
July 6. 1908.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

This paper and The Chicago Weekly
Inter Ocean together 81 40 for opo year.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

OF all useless things. commend rs Il
the bluff tn It did not go
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

Women will cease to fiirt when men
become too idealized to assist in the pas
time.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-07-08

At the home % the BRIDE by Rev. r. r.
Kline, June q, MIR. WILL OWN aud Miss MAE
SIACK both OF the town % Franklin,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-03-04
THEY GUYED THE CLERK.
New Reader Caused Considerable
Merriment in the House.

Washington, March 3.-An amusing
scene occurred in the House to-day.
The voices of the reading clerks who
officiated yesterday having been worn
out by the ceaseless calling of the roll,
a member of the Capitol police force
was drafted to-day. He had at one
time been a reading clerk of the
Maryland House of Delegates and later
and auctioneer. He had a foghorn
voice. and in reading figures his tones
gradually assembled like an auctioneer
in the exercise Of his profession, knock
ing down goods to the highest bidder.
The members of the House, as we'll a
the spectators in the galleries, were
cOnvulsed with uncomfortable laugh
ter, which changed suddenly to hand
clapping.
The new clerk believing that some
acknowledgment of this demonstration
was due, suspended the reading to
bow right and left. This grotesque
proceeding only increased the merri-
ment and brought down storm of APP
plause.
The confusion became so great that
Mr.. Goldfongle of New York protested
against the clerk action as unseem-
ly, and the chair was obliged to adj
monish members to preserve order.