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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09
AN INTERESTING PARALLEL
REJUVENATEp CONSPIRACY.
Advertiser, Sept, ., 'O3.I

Advertiser, Sept. o, '03I
As the time for changing Governors
approaches, the Bulletin resumes Ito
critical attitude towards the CORES
pondcncc OF the Associated Press AMI
of the coast newspapers. The public
will remember how, when th" III
starred ScwalI was running for Gov
ornor. he and the Bulletin made u
really desperate effort, for them, u get
hold Of the facilities OF news COrr0a-
pOndence. They especially wanted "
control tho Associated Press In Sewall's
interest. Then as now, Trades were
locally printed against the correspond
ents, and Sewall went to san Francis
60 to make personal efforts 10 have
those gentlemen supplanted by stipen-
diaries Of his own who, even II they
could not write intolllgently, would At
least advertise sewnll In their hating
way and deiame his rivals.
The scheme failed thea MS II will
fail now. Nothing would suit the dis
solving remnant known as the "Bui-
letin crowd" better than 10 MI the
American papers with their political
inventions about Secretary Carter and
their amusing fables about any favor
ito they might have In the gIbernator-
Ial field, II Is highly significant Of
" hat might have been expected that the
Bulletin should have lately complained
that the important endorsement Of
tln AHnnptHInHIaVI nj DttIlIn NNITf. Ia
by Theresa, the Solid Thirteen and the
Home Rulers, ETC., In the late malOdOr-
Gus Legislature was not spread before
the delighted and eager eyes OF the
| American people In the Associated
| Press dispatches. Actually this ali
s0rbIng piece Of intelligence was let
out, How fine II would have been ~
print such cablegram coupled with
the further item that Theresa and her
luau following had also In hand a rcsO-
luton OF want OF confidence In SeCro-
tary Carter, Wouldn't that have been
good reading for Washington And Ia
think that the nogleclful correspond,
cntB should have omitted II to maks
room for u murder or an action In dis-
barment! To what dull impotence has
Honolulu journalism fallen IN These
newsy days.
Really the Associated Press should
brace up and take n Bulletin service
But II wont Somehow II prefers Tho
truth about events In Hawaii 10 tbs
chance, 10 freely offered II, 20 "dO pol.
Itlcs' for a small and cmbittered far'
Ition,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

ConErcasma1 Irvine ruuEsr % JJck
CON, o., rl,n,ej To tho NIl,y-.rrori Coz
rryas asa Democrat in recent lotto.
lgom Washington, ID. O., saysi
~ Hesirc 90 join win NY man
frisTGg IN recommending your irr6
ngbfe remedy, l'HrURa 10 U1vOne
need OF an iIvisUrayng ionic, a..
whose system Is T1I down by Cgt3rrLa
troubles. PCrrHI ~ q permanent an
effective cure f0T CafTErh and J work.
advise al who are EdliCfcd win thh
disease 10 Try This remarkable rem
edy. Irvine DUNCAN
Everybody IL subject 90 catarrh. Pc
runa cures cntaTh, acute o. chronic
wherever located.
Hon. Thomas Gnhnu OF Chicago, mem
Der OF tho National Committee OF tl0
DUmoTa'lu party, wrlt.s aH lulows'
al was AFFLICTED with caiarrh for four
teen ycms nnI though I tr.od mnn'
tumat.na nul applied 90 several uu,'uu
wns not ublo tu and u ruru, too.
purrnl for twenty-five wrnlH end uw
VOW entirely rured.n--Thomas Cuhm,
II You DO not derive prompt and salts
factory re.u'H from tho us0 of Icrmr
wrlto a. ONO TO Dr. Hartman, giving O.
full statement or your case and ne viii
no glad % give you his valuable advice
'rco. .
Address Dr. Hartman, President o.
rho Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o.,
For special directions every one
should read "The Ills OF Life" copy
OF which surrounds each bottle. Pc.
runa is for sale by all chemists and
druggists at one dollar per bottle, or
six bottles for Ave dollars.
Those wishing direct correspondence
with Dr. Hartman and can walt the
necessary delay In receiving n reply,
should address Or. S. II. Hartman, Co
lumbus, Ohio, Y. s, A.
Benson, Smith g. Co will supply the
retail drug trade In Honolulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09
NEED NOT "OBEY"

Philadelphia, Sept, 3,-SOmGthing
new In the wedding ceremony formula
has been evolved at the marriage ~
katherine Fisher Of this city and u, y,
Ross Of Brooklyn, The word "Obey'
was omitted by the magistrate and
after the certificate had been properly
oiled out and signed Mrs, Ross produc.
ed q document which proved 10 DO sort
Of bill Of rights, In which Ross clear.
ly defined what he comedies 10 bg tho
personal and inalIenable rights Of his
vito, and In which tho latter sets forth
the admitted prerOgatlyes aud pnyl
leges claimed by her husband 1hd
couple and fourteen Witnesses signed
tho document,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09
NO SPECIAL GUY

under circumstances mueh talked
about were not in the Territory. the
silence that followed the calling Ul
their names was not unexpected.
Peters suggested that Cartons bail
OF SlUO be forfeited. The others had
put up no hail Judge Gear inquired
as TO the bundsmen. lie was T. H..
Bowler and not present Ihe court
put the matter over unit Friday morn.
ing. Peters intended to ilC the CORES.
pUndouce In the matter Of the absent
soldiers which had passed between the
local military authorities and the mil
itary department Of California, Peters
wanted TO enter nolle pruscqui IN
tho case Of Bales and Watson
Cases u, 10, IA, 10 and iG, vs.. n. H.
Wright, CmbezzlcmCnt, were continued
Tor the term by consent OF counsel,
Case %, vs.. r. Santos cmbczlIemeut,
was called Defendant was In court.
lie asked for mitigation of sentence,
No one seemed 10 know anything Of thu
case. Facts were elected In install
mcutB from Peters, Judge Eaulukou
and police officers Defendant, II seems,
was charged with stealing q safe from
Ia Chinese, lie was supposed to have
sold Il TO Matthews, the Old-EuOk man
OF the star block, or giyou 1t to hinl
iu payment OF some rents he had col
lc.Jcd and not turned over Santos
/ had pleaded guilty in the lower court
| lie was brought before the bar and
did not remember what he had pleaded
guilty to, Denied stealing the safe
/ Had bought II but did not pay for H.
/ rho owner had recovered II Santos
preferred three months In Jail to pay,
/ Ing 500. Was haCkman By OCcupa,
TN. HauIukOu represented him and
/ thought 500 lnc too much; circuu'
stances were unfortunate. but Nc
wrong intended, and so forth. Fin,
reduced to $50. II line Is not paid San
tos to languish one hundred days IN
Jail.
Refusing to hear matter Saturday
morning, next, Judge Gear said b,
would take holiday on that day II,
AtA'lNANA.N NiA' AtAAN NAAAN wv AFbN' ~
was a member Of baseball team ant
would be busy on Saturday afternoons
Deputy Attorney General Peters sug
.gosted that the court order posted OF
the bulletin board the next five case
answered ready, for the convenience o
attorneys, lie asked that the Clori
notify attorneys when these case
were posted The court would no
thrust the responsibility Of notifying
attorneys on his clerk; II the clcrI
sometimes could not reach the lawyer
there would be the plea that they hu
not been notified.
Territory W. Tom Larklns WIS noll
prosd. Defendant had been arrcste
tor vaRrangy In connection with n
Roger james hurglarles. lie had bee
permitted to leave Jail 10 Join the nav
and was now out Of the country.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

Governor Dole has very serious
task In making a decision on whether
~ send Ferris 10 tho gallOws. A prs.
0ner Is invariably given the benefit Of
the doubt and IN view Of the new eyl-
dence brought into this case there IL
good reason 10 believe that the jury
could not have sent the man 10 nis
death. Though admitting disbelief In
the legal death penalty, the Bulletin ~
convinced that the law will be FUZZY
satisfied In Ferris case by life impris
Onment.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

The b BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN.
oEx, published In the Saturday Bulle'
tin and the Weekly Edition, gives a
concise and complete resume Of all 10.
gal notices, calls for tenders, Judg.
ments, building permits and real 90.
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin,
rs cents per month. Weekly Bulletin,
II per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

The permanent dIsbarment Of At
tornoys Humphreys and Davis and tho
suspension OF Attorney Tbomps)a
came a. a surprise 10 most Of the COM
munlty; but dlsloyalty 10 clients and
blaclimall are not 10 be wlnked at, and
the Court has done great and lasting
service not only 20 the bar, but aB well
10 every man under It's Jurisdiction
by declaring with no uncertain voice
that the bar shall be as true and as
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

Tho attempted attack on Roosevelt
at his oyster Boy home proves to have
been the act OF a witICss farmer But
his bullet gave promise Of carrying as
true as the murdcrous weapon Of an
anarchist.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

The 1000 insurgents given the choice
between humiliation and surrender are
apparently free agents within certain
bounds. II they surrender, the after
math will BE- one Of those massacrcs
by irrcgulars which the authorities are
unable 10 check.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

The people Of Hawaii were all wrong
The first unanimous Legislative en-
dOrsement Of an officer Of the Terri
torlul administration ever received
was nothing but the yaporlngB Of a
luau chasing crowd In whom the cit
liens had placed legislative power. Per-
haps the people are wrong but II takes
more than the assertion Of disgruntled
individuals 10 convince them.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

when the number Of tourists arrIy.
ing In the steamers equal the return.
ing residents Of the Territory the Pro-
motion Committee will have It's hands
full roapIng the rewards Of It's labor
and expense In the most acceptable and
rCmuneratiy0 manner to bo desired.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

just as justice demands that The bench
shall be- The Friend
This calls tU mind the days whoa
the Pur.tans burned witches and CalEaI
for Gods blessing uu their high-mlud-
ed sIugtity.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

A wild report comes from Havana
that Cuba II wrestling with new
brand OF fever that combines yelloS
fever, plague and everything else COM
binCd. The story may be true or II
may be the Cubans have decided to
suffer for a while or until the reCiprOC.
ity treaty comes before Congress.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

Governorship dreams appear to be
troubling the morning paper, This
community Is not TO be mislcd when
the record shows that the first note OF
criticism against the Associated Press
was uttered by the morning press.
Then the blood campaign came on and
Us YIewR ,hnnEed.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

when the thousand-acre clause was
proposed for the organic At there wa
great hue and cry over tie injury II
might do business interests. Laws may
change. but the law has yet 70 be
framed that will check business when
there Is business 10 be done though II
may move in different channels.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09
E. Brewer L Co., Lid,
queen street HonoluIS T. w.
Agents tor

\ gents tor
Hawaiian Agricultural Co.. OOkaI
sugar Plant Co, Onomea sugar co,
llonomu Sugar Coz Wailuku sugar Co
Makee sugar Co. lialeakala Ranch Co.
The Planters line " San Francisco
Packets, Chas. Brewer a COS line Of
Boston Packets,
List o. oHlesrsl
q, M Cooke pTo6ldoItI George
Robertson, Managers H. " Bishop
Treasurer nnd Secretary, Col W. "
Allen, Auditor =, o, Jones, " Water
house and Geo, 4, Garter DlTectors
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

After organizing the new Moro gov.
ornmcut. the first thing Gen. Leonard
Wood did was to call Tor more guns
Moros can better understand the pacific
influence of the man behind the gun.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

Partial confirmation that Russia In.
tends to posDponc It's evacuation Of the
Amur district merely records u conytc
ton existing In the public mind from
the day Russia announced It's intcu
ton.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

Lpton's popularity in England Is on
the wane, al because be mas advanced
the price OF Jam. The people AVE
had an idea all the time yhlt lLpD.E
was furnishing them amusement for
nothing.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

Now corporations organized and
ready to do business point to the thou
sand-ucrc clause us the easiest thing
imaginable when corporations can form
nArLnrrshIus.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09
BISHOP CO.
BANKERS.
Establlshed Ia 1905.

BANKING oEPARTNEHT.
Transaut business 10 all departmsub
OF banking
Collections carefully attended 10.
Exchange bought and sold
Cominerolai and 1iRTelars' l,eltsTg
.0f Credit lfnued on Tho Bhnk oi Cnii,
tornia and N NJ Roihaohild a sons
London
spondsnts Bsnb " Cat
fornIa Commercial Banking Co VI
sydney Ltd, London.
Drafts and cable IanBfors on ChlRs
6nd japan through INC Hongkong a
Shanghai Hanklng Cooperation ans
Chartered Bank u india Ausuails
ind china
lnterest allowed on term d0p05lts .,
mo following ptop pei aunum Wa
Seven dayp notl0e, ~ pr gruL
Three months ~ , pfT ffnt.
o. months, a. ~ ptf cent
Twelve months, ~ 4 pg lsbt
TRvgr oEPkRTNEHT,
hmi az TrustecF undeT m0ngggss
MgnREs estates lrenl and porsoanO
Collect rents and diyIdcudg,
Valuable papers. WIS, Bonds, ~,
received f0r aafc Keeping
ACCOUNTANT pEPheTNEHT
Auditors for cqlporaupnJ RpJ no
Yat9 Firms
boghe oAamlnHd aRd reported aD.
Statements N Affair prepared
Truboes on bankrupt oT lngolyaBl
Estates
oFflcE, va bETHEL ~,
gbylhos pEghRTBEhT
Depoalls rocelyed and Bi6T0g ~,
Owed a. = ~ per rent peT pHDgm, "
accordance ghb Bplof g1d BeKylR
Ions, c9ples on yblob may be DDtilncs
~ application
INSURANCE. pEgbBTBEgT
Agents foT ms, NSTlBe ~, AGO.,
lfpi snd tmployfrg psblliy rgyp
Snef cGmpSnlsp
ptprspes ONES va sSlbg a.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

Governor Dole is very rcticcnt about
expressing views on his possible sue
ccssur but It Is hoped he will not ask
the public TO believe that he has none,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09
CASTLE L COOKE, Ltd
HONOLULU.
Commission Merchants
= Sugar Factors

AGENTS FOR
The Eva Plantation CO
The Waialua Agricultural Co
The kohsla Sugar Co
The Waimes Sugar Mil Co.
The FULTON Iron Works St Louis No
The STANDARD OIL Co
The Geo, y. Blake Steam Pumps,
Weston's Centrlfugalr,
The New England Life Insurance Co,
OF Boston,
The Aetna Fire lbs, Co. Of Hartford,
Conn
The Alliance Assurance Co Of LondoS
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

The natives OF India never allow q
whom there are 100000 who
live by boggings-tO starye.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-09-09

VII q LNIn
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
Some Smart Answers.

Here are some samples of what the
British schOolboy can do when he tries
hard:
John Wesley was a great sea cap
tain. He beat the Dutch at Waterloo
and by degrees rose to be Duke of Wei
lington lie was buried near Nelson
in the Poets corner at Westminster alb
bey."
The sublime porte is a very fine old
wine"
The possessive case is tie case when
somebody has got yours and won't give
it to you"
The plural of penny is twOpence."
"In the sentence, 1 saw the goat butt
the man., butt is a conjunction be
cause it shows the connection between
the goat and the man."
"Mushrooms always grow i'll damp
places. and so they look like umbrel-
las"
'The difference between water and
air is that air can be made wetter, but
water cannot"
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
when Women Cnrved.

In George is reign it was the bound
en- duty of the mistress of Il country
house to carve for her guests. Ell
quette demanded it of her, and no one
might relieve her of her arduous task,
not even the master. To the latter was
only assigned the easy labor of passing
the bottle and looking on while each
joint was placed in turn before his wife
or daughter. as the case might be, and
by her rapidly manipulated Carving
became one of the branches of good
feminine education. and there were pro-
fessiOnal carving masters who. taught
the young ladies.
Lady Mary Wortley MOntagu took
lessons in the art three times Il week
and on her fathers public days made u
practice of having her own dinner an
hour or two beforehand. y guest who
did not receive his portion from his
hostess own fair hands would have
considered himself much aggrieved.
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
Annrenticed For Life.

"Have you ever encountered the
child who in the matter of smart say
ings and straight truths is an absolute
terror to all with whom he may chance
to come into contact?' said an anxious
parent recently. Because if not
should like to introduce you tc that boy
Of mine'
what has your boy done, then" in
quired his friend.
"What has he dOne?" said the parent.
"Why, he's always at it. Only this
morning he came to me and asked
what it meant to be apprenticed. l told
him that it meant the binding of one
person to another by agreement and
that one person so bound had to teach
the other all he could of his trade or
profession. while the other had to
watch and learn how things were done
and had to make himself useful in
every way possible"
"WeI, what then?"
"Why, after a few. moments the
young rascal edged up to me and said
Then l suppose you're apprenuced tC
ma, amt you, dadT"
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
HAD TO WAIT A LITTLE.
The Reason Lizzie Gould Not Marry
Ted on the Instant.

Late in the sixties actors still had
their costumes carried to and from the
theater in champagne baskets by the
basket boy" and the very first and
most important duty of the actor or
actress after rehearsal was to get the
basket ready and place it outside the
door; then only one might feel free.
Well, Cupid had been taking a little
fier behind the scenes, and young
comedian had been stricken with love
for a bit of a girl who danced between
the first play and the farce. One day
he saw the old leader of the orchestra
tap her cheek with his bow, and the
awful familiarity was too much to be
endured silently. He walked home
with her, and in the boarding house
hall he spoke. A minister's name was
mentioned, a number, street, some
thing about license. Nothing seemed
very clear except his love and his de
sire to get married at once, at once!
"Oh, Lizzie, will you marry me? Dear
little Lizzie will you?" he implOred.
And Lizzie, who was about the height
OI ulHe- -Nedr-Olu cIlllu, DuI was luIl
sixteen, very pink and very pleased,
looked cOyly up, then mOdestly down
and answered, I'm awfully glad you
love me, Ted, but - but, really you
know, you'll have to wait a little!
Down went Ted's face. Watt he
cried in a tragic voice. "Wait! Good
kingdom! Why? What for? How
| long?" And Lizzie, with wide, reproach
full blue eyes, said, why, Ted, you
know we'll enough you'll have to wait
till get my basket ready CLARA Nor
ris in McClure's Magazine.
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
The BaGdad Button.

A man recently returned from Tur-
key in Asia was showing some SOU
venirs Of his trip. There's one thing
I didn't bring back with me, and that's
a Bagdad button" he said. I'm just
as we'll satisfied that l didn't too. A
Bagdad button? Well, I'll tell you
about it. Every person who goes to
Bagdad and stays there for six months
is afflicted with peculiar boil that
leaves a scar about the size of a half
dollar. 1t may come on the face or on
some part of the body, but it is bound
to come if you stay there long enough,
l didn't. | got out just as soon as
could. Children who are born in Bag,
dad always come into the world with
this mark, which is known as the Bag
dad button" Philadelphia Record.
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
A ChameIeon,s Tongue.

The tongue of the chameleon is won
derfully extensile and eXtensible, says
a naturalist. BY the former word l
mean the distance it can be thrown
out of the mouth. BY the latter word
it's own elongation is inferred, for /
am sure there is not space sufficient in
the lower part of the mouth to accom-
modate the eight inch tongue which
can be thrown out unless it is greatly
contracted again. We know that it lies
folded in the mouth, but it folds into
a very small space, and when | have
held a chameleOn's mouth wide open
to try to get a sight of this remark
able member it lies so cOmpactly in
the loose lower lip that to see it is next
to impossible.
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
REELFOOT LAKE.
Its Great Sunken Forest and tho
Game With Which 1t AbOunds.


Game With Which Ii AbOunds.
Mississippi river shooting is varied
with trips to the sunken lands, which
begin near Hickman, Ky, and extend
south several hundred miles on both
sides of the river. This territory was
covered with a dense forest of large
trees before the land was submerged
by the earthquake of 1911. On the
Tennessee side ReelfoOt lake, eighty
miles long, was formed. ReelfOot lake
is only three miles from the river at
Upper Slough Landing and the same
distance at TiptOnville, Tenn. The
dense forest is still standing. The
limbs and bark have rotted and
dropped off years ago, leaving the
bleached trunks standing like marble
columns in water sixty feet deep, so
close together that it is difficult to move
a skiff among them. Some have rOtted
off at the water level, and others are
hollow, making good blinds. The fight
Of wild fowl on ReelfoOt lake is beyond
the comprehension of the average
sportsman. There are ducks, geese,
cormOrants, called water turkeys;
cranes, water hens and snipe. They
all keep UP a chatter which makes the
sunken forest ring. From the tops Of
the trees eagles. hawks and owls con-
tribute piercing screeches to the con-
tinuOus din.-Outing.
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
A Certain Cure for ChiIbInins,

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot-Ease,
a powder. 1t cures Chilblains, Frostbites.
Damp, Sweating Swollen feet. At all
Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c.
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
The StinEiest Man.

81 think the most penuriOus man /
ever knew" remarked the man in the
macintosh, was old Hewligus. He
smoked his cigars to the last half inch,
chewed the stumps and used the ashes
for snuff. but he wasn't satisfied even
then and gave up the habit"
what forY' asked the man with the
big Adams apple.
HE couldn't think of any way to
utilize the smoke. e."-Chicagd Tribune.
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
A. Some nthers Do.

"They say" said Willie's mother as
they were watching the "armless won
der wind his watch, write his name
and do other remarkable things with
his toes. that he can play the piano
but don't see how"
"Thats easy, mamma" replied viii
lie. "He can play by ear"
Smyrna times., 1903-02-25
Many school Children are SickIy.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Child
rem. used by Mother GRAY. nurse in Child
ren's Home, New York. Break up Colds in
"a hours, cure Fevershness, Headache,
Stomach Troubles, Teething Disorders, and
Destroy Worms. At all druggists, 25c.
Sample mailed FREE. Address, Allen S.
Olmsted, LePoy, n. Y.