Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1903-10-02
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Bult and ran by ..................:.L ue Vernon
Business rooms Observation-Disclosures. Amy old place
Editorial rooms. Wherever my rent is paid
(Pieces of individual opinion washed up by
the tide doomed. sawed. split and piled for the
perusal and pastlme of those who have enough
nerve to read it,
Men whose business is looking up
astronomers.
What has become OF the old man
who used to say" my stars?"
Some nation will yet have to kill,
pick and stuff Turkey with horse
sense.
They say "a niger is all right in
his place" The same might be said
OF some white men.
About all the union teamsters &C.
complished in Seattle by their strike
was TO drive themselves out of Job.
A woman's idea of doing something
for charity is to let everybody know
she is doing something for charity.
The Eagle birds are growing rapidly
and nests are being built rapidly all
over the United States and Canada.
Yea, yea"
If any man, after reading what d. M.
Parry says, as regards the labor unions
will upon oath, declare that he Parry
is not stating truth and facts, he can
have the best 80 hat in town at my ex.
pense.
With good sand for glass found near
Tacoma and good beer already in
Olympia, we don't need anything now
but man 10 find good ham for
sandwiches. I'll he there with the
bread, if opportunities favor.
Heaping Goals of Ere on the heads
of your enemies is all moonshine.
Some OF our enemies have heads so
full OF water that the Goals would be
Immediately extinguished on coming
in contact with their think-tanks."
We have heard of the song of the
hammer, but as yet have failed to
learn what the term is for the man
who is filing crosscut saw right out.
side your window where you sleep, or
rather, where you are trying to sleep.
1t is claimed that the tone of cd"
produced on an E.fat alto horn will
kill mosquitoes. l have heard a tone
produced by q fellow on an E-Hat alto
that would kill most anything, but
whether the tone was cd" or not, 1
don't know. / did not remain to ask.
Thank the Lord the newspapers and
"wires" had a few minutes rest the
other day from chronicling the move
ments of Alice Roosevelt. Alice
sought the seclusion of the submarine
torpedo-boa Moccasin, at Newport,
and was taken underneath the water.
This is the first time that Alice has
been out of public sight for q minute
since "papa" became President.
1t is, perhaps, we'll that President
Roosevelt has been through storm at
sea. The tinge of seasickness that no
doubt he had, notwithstanding the
dispatches, will fiji him for the awful
storm that he will encounter next
election. And let us veil the thought;
but if Teddy" is not awful, awful
sick when the clouds of the next Presi-
Dental election clear away, we will
miss our guess.
If preachers would save people from
the sin OF swearing and think that any
cause conductive to profanity should
be removed if possible. we can give
them tip. Hereafter have the man.
uscript of your sermons typewriter
before sending them to a newspaper to
be published. "A word to the wise,
etc." This paragraph is written on q
page of MSS, the part of a sermon.
The rest is in the waste basket. No
return postage, you know.