Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1903-10-02

fight? Now, II | We're you I'd kiss and
make up Say. wot do yous tink dis
is-a woman's clubY'-Life.
What is the matter with Billsr
worrying over business affairs" 81
didn't know he had any business
That's 1t. He hasn't" -Indianapolis
News
Il don't want to know how to make
money go farther" he insisted why
not? "Just because | personally ind
it too far OF as ii s."-Philadelphia
North American.
sharpe-Why, yes, l was at church
last Sunday. Kloseman-Were you.
really? Strange l didn't see you.
Sharpe-Oh, not at all l took up thu
collection.-Philadelph Press.
"Matrimony." unused the elderly
woman, "spolls many a romance" In
that case" replied the younger woman
promptly. Il would like to have a ro-
nance spoiled. Chicago Post.
"Lemme once git my han on de
chicken wild a straight road befo' me-"
/ Shfb dCcI Ia ti IL otltAS QU
race problem so quick it'll make yo'
head SWIM Atlanta Constitution.
Johnny-Grandpa, have you any
teeth? Grandpa-No, my child. they
have all gone. Johnny-Then l think
I'll let you hold my nuts while l run
an errsnd.-Glasgow Evening Times.
How In the world did you happen
to buy three boxes of blackberriesY
woman asked her husband, who bad
been doing the marketing. Three for
a quarter" the man replied.
Globe.
Mifkins-That scoundrel Jobson
called me an idiot. Bifklns-He didn't
prove 1t, did he? Mifkins-No; but
Bifkins-Then I'd advise you to let the
matter drop, or he might.-Chicago
Daily News.
so you're learning to play chessT
/ said Maud YES" answered Mamie.
1.-The moves must be very difficult"
yes But the worst part isn't the
moving It's the keeping STILL
Washington Star.
He Explalns.-Summer Boardsr-I
thought your advertisement said some,
thing about boating? Farmer-Oh, yes,
We have boat and oars-only some
times the darned creek dries up
Town and Country.
Bachelor--I don't understand why
he wants TO marry her. Why, she
hasn't any mind at all. Henpeek-So
much the better Then she can't be
changing it every hour or Sophia
delphia Public Ledger.
Pm told the climate here has great
health giving properties said the Wis.
itor. What do you attribute 1t tor
We'll" replied the proprietor OF the
health resort, Il guess it's because I've
advertised it SO Philadelphia
Press.
Didn't Pan Out.-Mss Towney Qn
search of the idyllic, at last meets a
real live shepherdJ-Pray tell me, gem
tie shepherd, where is thy pipe? The
Gentle Shepherd left it at come,
mum. cause | amt got no 'bacey.-
Tit-Bits
Summer Naturalization are you
going to spend the summer? Tom-Im
going to spend 1t travelling from one
seaside place TO another. until | find
a girl worth million or two who
wants to be loved and married for her
self alone.-Tit-Bit
Now, boys said the Sunday School
~ no flA
three great feasts of the JewsT
"Yes'm, l can replied one little fell
low. Very well. Johnny, what are
they?" Breakfast, dinner and sup
per-" was the unconsciously logical re-
ply.
"Ah wish de mudders oh dis congre-
CATION would bring deyr babies to
church wifi dem. Nevah mind how
young dey am, jess bring 'em erlong
Ii dey ain too young to appreciate dc
significance OBJ de service, dey can, at
least. yell an keep de deacons awake?
Puck.
Auntie Cinding Jackie sobbing in 9
corner)-Why, Jackie, what has hap
pened to make you feel SO badly this
morning Jackie-M ma Missed
some Jelly. Auntie-Ho, no. l See
And her suspicious fell upon you, eh'
Jackie-No, auntie; 1t was her slipper
The Boston Courier.
How long has this affair been build
ingr asked the American tourist, as
he looked at Cologne Cathedral.
About five hundred years, answered
the guide. give hundred years! Why
in Chicago we could put up building
like that and have 1t all to pieces, all
within five ears."-London Tit-Bits.
"It's funny our minister never gets
married" remarked the young nus
band, who had just refused his wire
bonnet In his endeavor to change the
subject II think he'd make gooo
husband" well" replied the wife.
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