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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
KILLED ONE; CAUGHT FIVE
Hoboes Who Fired Upon an Officer
Ut Dillon, Mont, Were Quickly
b. ,Subdued.
Special to The Journal.

Special to The Journal.
Dillon, Mont, June 1S.-Dan McCloskey,
a miner Of Butte, met his death at the
hands Of Chief Of Police Stone while re-
sisting arrest and that officer single
handed also captured five hoboes. Nc
Closkey was shot thru the heart, dying al
most instantly. He was near the stock
yards with a gang Of tramps. who had
all been drinking heavily and were cook
Ing breakfast when the chief arrived
Chief Stone tolds them to come to town
with him, but they resented 1T and ex-
changed some words with him when, al
most before he knew it, McCloskey, who
was in a half kneeling position, whipped
out gun and fired at him. AS Stone saw
the motion he lodged. pulling his own gun
as he did 50.
The bullet from McCloskey's gun whis-
tied so close to the officers neck that he
felt 1t sting. Almost as soon as he saw
the motion Mr.. Stone pulled his gun and
fired twice without raising his gun from
his hips and McCloskey fell back lifeless
The rest OF the hoboes then jumped
upon the chief Of police and he had a
lively time subduing them. The men
were loaded in an express wagon and
brought to town where they were lodged
in Jail.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
Phones 1885. Daytons Dry Goods Co., 9TH and Ncolet

and wife, lots IS and SO. block 4, Prospect Park,
second division revised, 1925
Ralph D. Southworth administrator to Mag
gle Thielen, lots rs, Is and &c, Ora Park. $500.
Alexander Campbell and wife to Florence e.
Smith, lot T. block 2, Pitnams subdivision,
Eleanora s. Woodman (guardian) ct al, to
ELAN Miller, lots land 2, block 1, Rohne's sub
division, $1,7OO
Frank Crowell and wife to Minnesota Park As
ISOLATION. lots to H. block s, Oliver Park addi-
ton, $475.
Frank c. Nickels and wife to Herman Matt
son ct al, part lots 8 and TO- block l, Wood
land Park, $21OO
Rebecca N. Morrison ct al. to Peter e. Lund-
bIad, in section %, township III, range 2; $500.
Carrie Zimmerman to Maude Lochren, part
lots and 10, block 1, Woodland Park; $1,000.
Helen X. Wilson to John F. Gage, lots 26 and
%, block s, first division Remington Park; $3.50.
j.. W. Crane to Abraham L. Cornman. lot IL,
Helen 3; Waite ct al. to Mary Coger, lot 8,
block II, Remington's second addition; 81, $50.
Lee 81. Fletcher and wife to Carl H. Andreas,
500. 80 : 1850 / Ne0s~.~.
Emma K. Carlson and husband to Elmer Alex
ander, lot 2, block 4, Perkins addition 81 200.
August s. johnson and wife to Charles A.
Abrahamson, part lots 10 and H. block 2, Jack
| sons addition; $500.
Four minor and unpublished deeds: 81, O23.
Total, 20 deeds; $21. 173.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
PRISONER FOR II YEARS
She Entered Sing Sing Pretty Girl
of 1s-Now As and Gray
Haired.

New York. June 1s.-After twenty-se
years behind prison bars, Mrs. Emma
Wimple Is free thru the pardon granted
her few days ago by Governor Odell.
Mattewan hospital for the insane to the
railway station at Newburg, she appeared
dazed at the strange sights.
Mrs. Wimple was sent to life impris-
onment for poisoning her. husband. She
entered Sing Sing q pretty girl OF IL and
emerged to liberty gray-haired woman
of 45. Fifteen months ago she was found
to be losing her reason and was taken
to the asylum, from which she has just
been liberated.
Apparently she will entirely recover.
Mrs. Wimple will live with the sister
Of her husband. She poisoned the latter
as the outcome OF love affair. The
young man who was tried as her accom-
plice also was sentenced for life, but died
In prison many years ago.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
WINONA CITY LANDS
Gets the President and Next Conven-
ton Of the State Pharmaceuti-
cal Association.
Commercial Travellers Auxiliary
Elects w. B. Ford of Mime
apolis as It's President.

New Uln, Mimi, June 1s.--Winona gets
the next convention Of the Minnesota
State Pharmaceutical association.
Forty-seven druggists in various parts
OF the state were elected to membership
IN the association and a special commit
tee reported favorably upon forming
woman's auxiliary.
Professor r. o. Beard of the University
OF Minnesota faculty delivered an excel
lent address to the members yesterday,
urging a more thoro course Of training
for pharmaceutical students.
One Of the points he made was that
the meeting should go on record as IA
vor1ng the printing Of formulas upon the
labels Of all patent and proprietary medi
cines and he also criticized several short
comings and abuses which are tolerated
by the drug trade.
Officers were elected by the association
yesterday afternoon as follows: Joseph
W. Lauer, Winona, president; R. II. G.
Metz, Owatonna, first vice president;
Charles w. Willing Little Falls, second
vice president; Mrs. r. e. Remey, Waco
MIA, third vice president; T. F. Leib,
Winona, secretary; A. A. Campbell, st.
Paul, treasurer. Those named by the
Commercial Travellers auxiliary were: w.
r. Ford. Minneapolis. president; L. H.
Norwood. Minneapolis, first vice presi-
dent; A. F. Delworth, st. Paul, second
vice president; N. E. Cannon, st. Paul,
third vice president; J. E. King, Mime
apolis, secretary and treasurer.
The names Of ten druggists were sub
mitted to the convention by the nomi-
mating committee They were A. D.
Thompson Minneapolis; Henry Rauch,
Minneapolis; Joseph Poetz. st. Peter: A.
c. Lericlau, Duluth; F. U. Cummings,
Blue Earth; B. o. Kyseth, Sherburn; w.
G. Alvin, New Ulm; George Doehne, Jr.
Austin; s. B. Weiser, St. James, and E.
A. Leipper. Minneapolis. Five Of these
will be recommended to Governor Van
SAINT and he will appoint one to the next
vacancy upon the state pharmacy board.
A resolution was adopted which in
dorses the action Of the last legislature,
by which the committee on legislation Is
instructed to draft a bill making it I'M
lawful for druggist to dispense cocaine
in any Of its forms except when prescribed
by licensed physician.
During the afternoon the visiting dele
gates were taken for a drive about New
Uln. and last night a ball was given by
the commercial travellers.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
OPPOSITION FADES AWAY
Mcdonald Has Clear Field for La
Dor Union President.
Special to The Journal.

Special to The Journal.
Butte. Mont. June 1S.-Contrary to ex-
pectations, Dan Mcdonald will have no
opposition for reelection as president Of
the American Labor Union. This an
nouncement was made last night after the
receipt Of a telegram at labor union head
quarters in this city from Denver. The
message stated that H. l.. Hughes had
withdrawn from the race, leaving the en-
tire field to President Mcdonald. Mr.
Hughes is a member of the A. l.. u. ex-
ecutive board and up to very recently was
an active candidate for the place.
In local circles 1t was generally believed
that President Mcdonald would be re-
elected by a safe majority, notwithstand-
ing the opposition that manifested itself
In certain quarters. The election will be
held June 20 and the different officials
are to be chosen by referendum, VOTE
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
FOREIGN FLASHES

Berlin-The socialists have received congratu-
lations from all parts of the world, especially
America, on their victory at the polls
Caracas-General Rolando, who has an army Of
1000 at Ciudad de Bolivar, has proclaimed him
self chief of revolution against President
Castro.
London-Fourteen men were killed and thir-
teen injured by an explosion in the Lyddite fac
tory at the Woolwich arsenal this morning
Several Of the victims were literally blown to
pieces.
Naples - The North German Lloyd steamer,
Hohenzollern from New York, June A. has
been slightly damaged In a collision with the
Dutch setaMer KONG. The latter sustained no
damage.
Berlin--On Monday last, at Seolz, Russian Po-
land, while 5000 Jewish workingmen were parad-
police and Cossacks and terribly beaten. Ten
Jews were killed outright and 100 were seriously
wounded.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
CAPITAL cULL1Nas

A cablegram received at the state department
from Consul General McWade ct Canton, says
that the American citizen reported by him
as having been captured by Chinese pirates has
been rescued.
The Korean minister has notified the state
the case of Eui Wha, the Korean prince. who is
student at the Ohio Wesleyan university. and
turning from theater at Delaware, Ohio.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
REAL ESTATE TRANsFERs.

Louis Hoefer and wife to August Zodrow, lots
Louis Hoefer and wife to August Zudrow, lots
II and IL, block 8, Mound Bay Park, $50.
Fred q. Barring and wife to Alexander j.
Tina, part Of lot 3, block 1, IcMillan's addi-
ton, $500.
Hale. lots 8 to 12, block %, Oliver Park ad-
dition, $500.
Agnes Bell Sherman to Mary e. Lochren, In
block B. Tuttles addition 81, 600.
Maggie Thielen and husband to Adam Hornung,
lots "a rs and g. Ora Park, $500.
Frank c. Ntckels and wife to August w. Kell
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

A. B. Cargill and Mary Roberts Brown.
Paul Korus and Sva Swider.
Francisek Cisek and Karolina Kzezwika.
John q. tyson and Gertrude q. Parnverter.
VIII F. T. Erickson and Alice L. Woodville
Adolph G. Norman and Kathrine F. Miller.
Clark Samuel Hovey and Alice Maude Hopes
Philip Wise and Sarah q. Hewitt.
John N. Sergeant and Maggie j.. Belts.
George Schumann and Marie Finkelmeyer.
Frederick A. Cantrill and Minnie Poyner.
Harry Weston Ostrander and Ida Behnke.
Alfred B. Cargil and Bessie 7. Eikren.
Henry Holmes and Lonesa Hunter Lucas.
John Anderson and Christine Nelson.
Ralph Day Webb and Lyla Bushnell Baker.
Harry Appleton Marsh and Mabel Oliver.
Charley A. McKulph and Maggie Severson.
Godfried Hease and yerua 81. Allis.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
ALIENS FOOT=EASE
For Hot, Tired, Aching
Swollen Feet.

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Makes tight or new shoes easy. A GER
tain cure for sweating, callous and hot,
tired. aching feet. 10000 testimonials.
Try it to-day. Sold by all Druggists and
Shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept a substi-
tute. Trial package FREE. Address,
Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, NY.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
New Work. and PHILADELPHIA

Cannot be more pleasantly reached than
by the Grand Trunk Lehigh Valley Route.
Solid through trains, magnificent scenery.
Descriptive literature sent free on appli-
cation to Advertising Department, Grand
Trunk Railway System, 1876 Adams ST.,
Chicago. Geo. w. Vaux, A. G. p. & T. A.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
Building Permits.

Mrs. Mary Mann, sol Humboldt avenue; dwell
ing; So, 500.
Guidah S. Peterson, 2e14 Fillmore street NE;
dwelling; $1,000.
Nine minor permits; $1,74o.
Total $500.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
Low Rates Via tho Minneapolis q St
Louis n. r. on the Famous
mNorth star Limited,

Buffalo and return. $3.50; Boston and
return, $500; Albany and return; $27.50;
Montreal and return, $27.50; Quebec and
return. $4,000, ON sale June 11-26. For
particulars call on w. T.. Hathaway. City
Ticket Agent, corner Washington and
Hennepin
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
carey,s Maanesla Cement Roonnc.

The only roofing material that grows bet
ter with age. Try it. w. 8. Mott Com
(pany. Both phones, SIC.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
BIRTHS.

Warneke, Mr.. and Mrs. H. J., 1926 First ave.
nue. S, girl.
Gamble, Mr.. and Mrs. R. A., 2e44 Nicollet
avenue
Gaines Mr.. and Mrs. G. F., 1874 Seventh ave-
n,
Meinke, Mr.. and Mrs. John, 4122 Colfax avenue
N, son.
avenue n, daughter.
Bulls, Mr. and Mrs. J., 1928 Fifth street NE,
daughter.
Dowland, Mr.. and Mrs. Albert 371s Twenty
ninth avenue s, son.
Bonde. Mr. and Mrs. Gustaf, 291O Fourth street
N, daughter.
Czuper, Mr.. and Mrs. Ellis, $40 sibley ave.
nue. NE, daughter.
Czuper, Mr.. and Mrs. William, so Seventh
avenue NE, son.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
RolIs, Sores and FeIons

Find prompt, sure cure in Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve, also eczema, salt rheum, burns,
bruises and piles, or no pay, 25c.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18
DEATHS.

Coolidge, Mabel Asbury hospital.
Dryg, John A., 2112 Fourth street S.
Nordeen. Annie, Northwestern hospital.
Bennett. Vera. HOB Hawthorn avenue.
Zumkeller, Pauline, 10 E Seventeenth street
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-18

Ody1l8nt 0dSe1llouI
Good Business F'o1sows Good Service.
Shirt Waists, 35c
for SOC Shirt Waists Of lawn in !
medium and light colors, all
sizes.
Machine Cotton, lie
for 81. O. Kings" black and
white machine cotton, on ZOO
yard spools.
Duck Skirts, z5c
for black Duck Skirts with white
dots, the $1.25 quality.
L,aces, lie
yard for a large collection of
laces in many widths, worth to
Sc a yard.
Feather Pillows, nc
for pair of good feather pillows,
covered with fancy tick and
filled with odorless feathers.
Feather Pillows, $l.49
for a pair of our $2.25 feather
pillows; filled with selected,
prime stock, covered with good,
fancy art tick, 21x26 inches, z
pounds to the pair.
Outing Flannel, DC
for &c, 27-inch, cream domet out
ing flannel, soft and fieecy.
2Spools Basting Cotton Sc
-. O. Kings strong, smooth,
2oo-yard spoollsal5h 81. =. 80: ..
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
DIE younSsfer's
Question About Laa0

A Judge of one of the United States
circuit courts has a fve-year-old niece
of whom he is very proud. A few days
ago she came to him and said with a
very serious air:
Uncle. there is a question about law
/ want to ask You"
well. dear.,wAat is it" patiently in
Quired the jude.
Uncle, il, a%Rnunrlsad a peacock n II
went into another mans yard and laid
an egg who would the egg belong to-"
The judge smiled indulgently and re-
piled:
why, the egg would belong to the
man who owned the peacock, but he
could be prosecuted for t~respassing II
he went on the others property to get
it."
The child seemed very much interest
ed in the explanation and then OBJ
served ~innocently:
Uncle, did it eve occur to you that
a peacock couldn't lay an egg%-New
York Times.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
Work didn't
Agree 60itb Her

Down the middle Of the road of q
lay shining in the broiling sun. On
either side the footpath wound cool
and dark in the shadow of giant trees,
which rustled invitingly with every
breeze. In the shadow Of IL Of these
trees stood a man. cool. calm and Sc
rene. \ woman, obviously OF the WORK
ING class. came toward him. She
stopped beneath the weight Of an
nous parcel - doubtless her portable
trunk. The perspiration lay in great
crystal beads on her brow and rolled
riotously down her nose.
Can you tell me the way to the sta
tion:" she asked the man.
He was a friendly person, Of an In
curing turn Of mind.
Going to the city," he asked pleas
antly.
Sure" she said. Il came out here
to be a waitress in a hotel, but the
work didn't agree wild me. Does you
happen to know any n who wants a
girl-willing and i~ntelligent?"
The man didn't.
Then" she said, IF you'll just tell
me the way to the station III be 60
ing"
Why" said the man, lust take the
car" Then, as he saw the girl flush
slightly, he tactfully added. "or, if you
prefer walking, you might just follow
the car tracks"
And sure" she said smilingly, 81
like walking. Did you say just to fol-
low the tracks," and as the man nod
ded pleasantly she started off toward
the middle of the road. and the last he
saw of her she was trudging slowly
down between the tracks, YEARLY
shifting her parcel from one dropping
shoulder to the other.
The ma watched her in silence for
a minute; then, turning to a well dress
cd woman who had been standing
waiting for the car near enough to
hear the entire conversation. he sighed,
We'll, I'll be blowed if that amt the
biggest fool I ever met-and she calls
herself willing and intelligent '.'"-New
York Times.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
"What's the matter with Brother
500 Reward 500.

The readers of this paper will be
please to learn that there IS at least
one dreaded disease that scieuce has
been able to cure 10 sIl its stages, and
that is C.tarrh. Halls Cata,rh Cure
is the only positive cure known to
the medical fraternity. Catsrrh be-
ing d constitutional disease, requires
q constitutional treatment. Hail.
Catsrrh Cure 10 taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mu.
cons surfac' 8 of the syst. NJ, thereby
destroying the fonndat""p OF the dis.
ease, and giving the paSieIt strength
by building up the coustitu'ion and
assisting nsture III doing its work
The propr,etors have 81 much faith
in its curative powers. that they offer
One Hundred Dolars for any c~st
that it tails to cure. Send for list ..
testimonials.
F j. Cheney G. O..
Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills ale the best.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
A Cruel Husband.

"Why, daughter" said the rich father
Of the girl who married the penniless
nobleman, what does this mean? How
comes it that you are home again, with
all your trunks"
Gather" wept the girl. Il cannot
live with the duke any longer"
Cant live with him any longer! Has
he been cruel to YOU"
Indeed he has" she sobbed. clingins
to the tender hearted old man He is
always haunting me with u poverty"
Poverty! Why. dadgum him. Didnt
I buy him outright for you?
That's just it. He sneers that we
were so poor that he was the best we
could Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
For Over Sixty Years.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
has been in use for over sixty years
by millions Of mothers for their chill
dren while teething, with perfect
success. It soothes the child, softeDs
the gums, allsys all pain, cures wind
collie, and is the best remedy for
Diarrhoea. It will relieve the poor
little sufferer Immediately. Sold by
Druggist in every part of the world.
Twenty-Five cents Q hottie. Be sure
to ask for Mrs. "Winslo~'s Soothing
Syrup" and take 10 other kind. If
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
A Scientific Discovery.

Kodol Dyspeps's Cure does for the
stomach that which 1t IS unable to d.
for itself, even When but slight,
disordered or overloaded. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure supplies the natural
juices of digestion and DOES The
work of the It macb, relaxing Il @
nelvous t-nsloL, while the iLhsmed
muscles of that org-n are allowed to
rest and heal. kndol Dyspepsia
Cure dig cts what you eat and en-
ables the stomach and digestive
organs to transform all food INTO
rich, red blood. Sold by all drug
gists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
Inconsistency.

"Jenkins is a queer duck"
whats he done now"
"Why, last night he fretted and
TUNED and finally slanged because his
wife took three minutes to dress for a
car ride out to the park. and last week
he sat in an open boat in the hot.
broiling SUN from , o'clock until 6
without getting a bite and enjoyed it."
Baltimore News.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25

Fur children we're. killed by the
explosion of nitro-glyceripe at Bucks
Run, Ohio. They were playing with
a can of The explosive when it went
off.
A we'll known magazine writer
mentions ten ways of pleasing 8
woman-but as to The ten Millions OF
ways of d~ispleasing her he is pain
fully silent.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
A Policeman's Testimony

IN Patterson, night policeman
of Nahua, Ia writes, Last winter
I bad q bad cold on my lungs and
tried at least a half dozen advertised
cough medicines and had treatme nt
from two physicians without getting
any benefit. A friend recommended
F Aey's Honey aud Tar and two thirds
OF a bottle cured me. I consider it the
greatest cough and lung medicine In
the world" The Kaufman Drug
c..
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
COnStancY.

IOHEtdNCy.
Twas years ago. The moon shone bright,
And by her side, in fond delight.
Far from the sordid worlds distress.
Baskirg in youths sweet foolishness.
Young A.gernon. with deep breathed sigh.
Forgetful though the hours might fly,
There where the ocean laved the sands
Sat holding hands.
The honeymoon long since has flown,
And Algernon. no wiser grown,
Sits where the gaSlight blazes hot
And says. I'll open that jack pot"
Unheeded still the hours pass on;
Tine is disdained by Algernon.
He sees or calls or pat he stands.
Still holding hands.
-WaShington Star.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
A Scandal Needed.

Gladys-If Mrs. playfair is so happy
with her husband why is she getting a
divorce?
Elsie-Becarse she breads the facts
of their proSaic agreement coming out
in the society papers. 1t would be such
q scandal. YOU know,-Brooklyn Life.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
The Baby OF lists.

"Of course said Mrs. Extrygood,
"you are fond Of bright, ]precocious
babies:'
"Oh, yes; certainly" replied old
Batch, 'but I draw the line on the sup
posed smart sayings made up by the
parents and loaded off on the poor in
fants."-Baltimore American.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25

Tess-MiSs Nr"itch talks so much
about her mothers social position be-
fore she was married.
Jess-Well?
Tess-Did she really have any posi-
ton in society?
Jess-Oh, lots Of them. She never ac-
cepted a place as cook except in very
swell families. -Brooklyn Eagle.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
OLEYSHONEYAN6TAR
ssops the cough and heals lungs

TIE Agrleu':u rsl college OF tire
University .. Georslr has been asked
by the British C,vluu Rsislng Asso-
ciation TO Ii. me n nuu b+r or young
Gatrgians competent to tsAca cotton
c u.ure To tae native. Of South Atrlta.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
Not n Characteristic.

THAT was your wife with you at the
railway station. wasn't it"
What makes you think it was my
wife,
We'll, she gave you such a short an.
swer.'
THAT wasn't my wife."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
Doesn't Respect Old Age.

It's shameful when youth fails to
show proper respect for old age, but
just the contrary in the case Of DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They cut
off maladies no matter how severe
and irrespective of old age. Dyspep-
sia, Jaundice, Fever, Constipation all
yield to this perfect Pill. 25c, at The
Kaufman Drug Co,
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25

Still, there are some who think
that by running they will get there.
Unfortunately, they forgot to notice
wether they were on the right rosd
or not.
"Dying faith weakens virture,"
writes the philosopher. From which
We are led to believe that the world
at large is extremely v%irtuous with
a reverse English.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-11-25
All Will Be Discovered.

Barnes Tormer-I am in a Quandary.
I have been offered an engagement by
two managers. and I don't know how
to act.
Sue Brette-Well. don't worry. They'll