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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19

morning ttc WAS iben lehofIng uHdrr
The dvluvieu that hc bad uesn chiafo-
fpruad aboafd the Htsafner Rrd hm
hsaft eat our steenu1HHis rsfualus 90
ieaVn ths ship
lt took F'ifst onieff oieHOn and three
stalwaft sailors ~ femnKg hlm uiheer
tunu Kelly foak ehafHs III faIiasher
GA thc wharf and isaruad that he uas
a chrpeptsA and had eums frnm sae
Efuurssco q arruHg cupsa, meut az fnr
fatsut snuua NAYS Aarsi
n ~ said that Nuen Gala 9hef hea rda
"a the steamer az san traueiseH Do
VAS Ia an Intoxicated coalition. Thc
ilainief had 80 paseeueers and fnil
eafEo Il xenfrsi frciEbt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19

s,snsino % n. Club.
STILL TALKING

LONDON Sept - Al the nffh at.
ting ~ the Alaska boundary commits.
sin utodax Attorney -Gfneral flndiay
resumed HE arguments tie rautinurd
an examination ~ the maps 81 ihs
Portland canal Ito eanfehded that 10
maF markins the boundary lire nc
eor,iinF "a the American assertions has
ever hren accepted ~ Great britain
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
4 DRAW
RiTcAiE AID sTTCli FOUGHT
TWENTY ROUNDS

VANCOUVER. u. O.. sept - Tho
twenty e. between Johnny
Ritrhis and Caesar Attsil Of this place
last night ended IN y draw, The fuht
vas spirited from the fret tap - the
FuuE Atteit had the advantage -
weight and he went after Hitehie
strong particularly IN the last few
rounds. Richie. however had body
punch that was landed aften. and sev-
.rai times u came near getting the
better u the bigger boy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
HOWARD BOUND OVER

n 4. Howard Fharzsd Nth throw
lnz q hatcher hulfe sc } q isssiNs nu
fait steamer ArrNs several kn ssu
Haa Yesterday haafs stef - fks SIS
Isriar enert iu sAa tatn u tass 1hs
- tim ~ the sssa'ilt ia eaid g. bs ~
9 sfrEauf condition Tha 4aIfs sffshk
him e ihr safe. innlctius deep ard
dangerous waand
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
RUNA WAY
Team Of Frightened Horses Dashed Mad
Iy Down Second Avenue Causing
Great Excitement

A. the sequel 10 an exciting run
susy. Humane officer CLARK was
this morning eoaip tiie4 to shoot and
Nil a yaiua bie truck horse owned
b the Diamond lee Company. The
heavy tesm 81 horses ran NJ break
neck speed % Second avenue until
University street. There the1
swerved from the middle n the road
ana one 81 the horses tfipped on the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
SCOTS VICTIM
GRAND DAUGHTER OF
SEC'Y OF STATE
tssseial, 20 The Starr

EVERETT. sept at vas
learned today that the n-ycaf-oId
daughter Of A. g. Nichols. who &C.
rur0a -. l.. Scott Of making crime
inai assault on her. ueHr HgHFHide,
Thursday. B the granddaughter n
Sam - Nichols. secretary ~ state
n Washington.
Frgff failed 10 give the 5000 bond
demanded In bis preliminary hear
iuR and D. ln jail "a this place.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
TO FIGHT At
LOS ANGELES

Los ssGgtEs sept is-rhe cen.
tury Athletic club u this place yes-
tersiay signed an agreement q match
Robert Fitxsimiaons and Gus Rubin
for q twenty round 90. 70 be- pulled on
some time IL October
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
JEWISH NEW YEAR

Rosh Hoehsna. the Jewish New
Year, viii be celebrated b. the He-
breWs OF Seattle. Monday. Accord
ing 70 the Jeyish calendar. septsm-
bsr b viii mark the unenin9 OF the
year jssf The day VIII be observed
with much CEREMONY. according to
the ancient ritual In nll HynaEoguen
throughout the world. and every
where Jewish merchants and trades.
men VIII close their places Of busi-
ness
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
WoRk oN cAale nERE

w = white. who has the contract
for laying the portion Of the Alaska
cable extending from the cable Of
fees in the Walker building to the
outer end ~ the Arlington dock. ex-
poets to complete the work by Mon
day.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19

PARIS SEPT is-Ths nuiFa rian min
!=sss 81 ansacs arrived =; gfas=at toe
aai and gave = large order fot -san-
non "a ~ sent 70 bulgaria
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19

Iinr carried on and Manager f.aube
mya thnf game With the university
m Seattle en- ThankHRiF,uR aHy iH az
muaI nn.uIIl.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19

WASHINGTON. -. C.. Sept. 10 -
The wedding n Miss adelaide Fair
banks. daughter Of Senator ard Mfs.
Charles w Fairbanks OF Indiana.
ard Ensign John W Timmons. y. s.
~. WAS quietly celebrated today at
the home Or the brides parents In
this city.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
won BY A
HOME RUN
sIwAsAgs swIPEp ANorngR
GAME AT PORTLAND

PORTLAND. sept is.~wth the
acufs a tis IN the seventh. Carlos
Smith put THE ball over the feacs fer
htafl,t IAN and Won the third
Atfnlkhf game frem the Browns
Seattle onteiaNesd tn locals beth Is
YsitiasE ard batting Mccarthy
fuRte obs eoetfY error. bat after that
erttisd aawn and plaYsd = star
steady hall and got better a. 49,
gHge tsuNrNnHsd.
ThE Ncuse
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
LABOR MEETINGS. ronlcHT

Bakers and Confsctlausrr- Ger
in=ns= hail, Ssssfa assns. and s.n-
sea street.
stationary Ftremen-.unlon halt.
Pacific block
Riean Engineers Mattresses hail.
1870 Second avenue
street Car Empioyep=-Wsa tern
Central Labor Union hall.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
PLAYED 10
INNINGS
~~~ ~A~ - - -.
0v0 5 ueeies ftkEu ire NOR.
MONS PLENTY

Il took ton innings for the infants
TO down she Saints yesterday. bat
,hs ,riea was finally turned. Al
lhouKh fuii Of errors Il was one of
the Hi0al exciting Famem seen at
Athiffta park this season Both
iflskr and HiEEa we're hIt hard.
hut the handsome NnuthpaN Nun bic
oAn Eams by batting in two runs
Sensational fielding hX stfckieft
ami hrshuHMs thFoN a. The plate.
cutting Of uanirs cote. Nefe taH
features ~ fhe game Buck FfeHs
ufan did some Funa hitting. making
four cut - five Times up u aas aH
uphill gamc. ~ the Mafnlans made
-four ruuH in thu fourth iuuimg On
four hifa and high threw q first
hy Hurley
knHcfson. cafrhsE~ for the yt-ltnrr
eaz unable ~ hold Wisga aftd drop
ped two third sttlkes. allowing TIE
runner - reach FIRST iu safety Tim.
plrs Hutchinson was way of un
balls ard rfftAes bui aa hts deei-
" had no material rffeatEhfhmhsl
siouH we're tmpsftIai.Y distributed
81 had no material effect on tho ~.
Huif - the wafne
Senre by Innings
Seattle 0a0Iifapii-S ia I
a'it Lake Htooao % ? G
batteries Hickey and STANLEY
klf=oa md aken Andersen
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19
Sunday Meetinua

Puget Sound Steamship Mems
Union Sailors hall. pier 6. Gordon
dock
Tralnmen- Pioneer block. First sv.
euue and James street.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-19

eeattie ieeoee ii :
Portland iea2a be~a I
nstfsfiss Barber and nyrfH. But
Ter and Shea.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
ChiIdren.s Blunders.

A Philadelphia schoolteacher tells of
these plumbers of children in physiolo-
gy examination papers:
Occupations which are injurious to
the health are carbolic acid gas, which
is impure blood"
when you have an illness it makes
your health bad, as we'll as having
disease"
"a stone mason's work is injurious
because when he is chipping he
breathes in all the little chips, and then
they are taken into the lungs"
''All mechanical work Is injurious to
the health"
The word function" seemed to puz-
zle the children tremendously. Cues
lions containing that word were an
swered as follows:
''The skin discharges a function call
ed perspiration."
"The function Of the heart is be-
tween the lungs
1.-The hearts function is called tho
rax."
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
Grnmmar ana writInr.

One day Julian Hawthorne was COM
plimenting a certain writer on his
wonderful facility in his handling of
words and in his construction of SEN
fences. You are a master of phrases. !"
said the novelist. with twinkle, and
then added:
How do,you do 1t, anyhow
Il don't know replied the writer.
you see, l have forgotten all that
ever learned at school except that the
proposition governs the objective case.
To save my life l couldn't tell you the
difference between the present tense
and a predicate. ! write by ear and
don't know any more about grammar
than cockroach knows about paint
ing roses on jugs"
That's all right. my boy, that's all
right" said Hawthorne dryly mo
man who's purist and a master of
style ever knows anything about gram
mar"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
RnxnItr and Chess.

Cards have been the amusement OF
kings and queens for centuries, super
seding latterly the royal game of chess,
which filed up the leisure moments Of
William the Conqueror, Queen Eliza
beth and Charles l. The latter was so
absorbed in his favorite pastime when
the news reached him that Scotland
had determined to sell him to the Eng
lish parliament that. though well
aware what the intelligence BODIED, he
calmly played the game to the end.
Queen Victoria preferred chess to
cards, though during her old age she
found diversion by playing patience"
A keen chess player the great Napo-
leon would not submit to be beaten.
and If he found his skill Ineffective
would throw board and chessmen an
griIy on the ground.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23

-
fSihce the bar is necessary evil-to
come folk-and is an institution of the
state. being licensed. reference to it oc-
casionally must be excused. There are
some very clever men behind the bar,
and once in awhile a gentleman. Tab
Is usually kept on him by the metal
cash register. He feels that he Is
watched at all hours by a maze of pat
ented machinery. If he steals a check
of 10 cents he is caught. you. may say.
Not at all! The other day in fashion
able resort the proprietor, big and POM
pous, '.called down one of his men be-
fore some customers. AS to the ques-
ton of right or wrong l say nothing.
But presently, when Signor Pomposity
turned his back, the bar man emptied q
full bottle of the finest whisky into the
washing trough under the bar. 1t was
worth at least $3.50. That was his way
of getting even. l am informed that it
is the usual way of resenting an insult
from the proprietor. The mere stealing
of Is cents is small matter when the
bar man is to be trusted with thousands
of dollars worth of liquors. If a man
is not to be trusted with change how
is he to be trusted with liquors?-New
York Press.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23

WANTED-To loan money on diamonds,
watches, jewelry, hardware, musical in
struments, bicycles, clothing, dry goods,
furniture. etc. Highest cash prices paid
for second hand goods of all kinds also;
The above goods for sale at half the usual
store prices. All business transactions
strictly confidential. His new number and
location, 1898 Second avenue. Don't forget
IT Jones secondhand store. Two rings
on Ia1T
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
How Bright Joined Golden.

John Bright's account of how he
and Richard Golden came TO join
forces against the corn laws early in
the last century Is as follows: Il was
in the depths of grief. l might also say
of despair. for the light and sunshine
of my house had been extinguished.
All that was left on earth of my life
and of too brief happiness was lying
still and cold in the chamber above us.
Mr.. Golden called upon me, and, hay-
ing expressed words OF coincidence,
said: There are thousands OF houses
in England at this moment where
wives, mothers and children are dying
of hunger. Now, when the first parox-
ysm of your grief is past would ad-
wise you to come with me and we will
never rest till the corn law is repealed
The offer was accepted and the work
was done"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
n1nnerntion I'm Exercise.

Exercise which is well within the
powers of the body is salutary for all
and probably necessary for some. but
exercise by which those powers are
overstrained is too often not only the
precursor. but quite Enthusiastically the
cause, of serious illness or of bodily or
mental failure. why" inquired Sala-
din. should the weak display his infe-
riority In the presence of the strong?"
The question is as pertinent in our own
day as it was in that on which it was
uttered.-London Hospital.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
HGrnnt,s Luck.n

I did not go out to see the surrender
of General Lee. l remember we'll the
event of General Grants return after
the surrender. l think there were not
more than three persons present when
the general came in and took seat at
a table to write. He looked up with
some expression of animation and re-
marked:
more of Grants luckr'
This was an allusion to the newspa-
per critics who had been in the habit OF
calling his success luck.
This little comment on the surrender
of Lee was the only word of exultation
ever heard from the victorious SOL
der.
1t was a very slight expression of tri-
umph to follow such a stupendous
achievement, but wholly characteristic.
National Magazine.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
a aueer rloatinr IsIand.

There Is a floating island in Derwent-
water, England. not far from Lodore
falls. Its travellers are restricted to al
formations between the bottom of the
lake and the surface. When moved to
retirement 1t sinks and remains In wa
terry seclusion for periods which vary
from a few months to as long as seven
or eight years. Its existence above or
below water appears to be determined
by the presence within the island of
gases whose quantity governs its buoy
ancy. Esthwaite lake, in the same
neighborhood, boasts a not less puz-
zling but more nmenable island. This
has served as a ferryboat to conduct
as many as fifteen persons at time
across the bosom of the water upon
which 1t rides.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
Masters Sale.

State of Illinois, Ice
Rock Island County, %
In the circuit court of said county. In
chancery.
James quinn VS.. J. F. Diemer. Foreclosure.
Notice is hereby given that by virtue of a
decree of said court, entered in the above
A. D. 1903. / shall on Saturday. the eighth
day of August, A ID 1903, at the nour OF
o clock in the afternoon, at the east door OF
the court house in the city of Rock Island,
decree. sell at public vendue, to the highest
bidder for cash in hand, those certain parcels
of land situated in the county of Rock Island
and state of Illinois, known and described as
follows, to-wit:
the northeast quarter % of section thirty
tour CD township seventeen 90 north
range two (2) west of the fourth "a prin-
cipal meridian: thence running east forty
(40) rods, thence south twenty COO rods,
thence west forty (40) rods, thence north
twenty COD rods to the place OF beginning
containing five (5) acres.
Also the following described real estate,
tO-wit: Beginning five (5) chains south of
the northwest corner of the northeast quar-
ter Cd of section thirty-four (34) in town
ship seventeenUTnorth range two(2)West of
the fourth "a principal meridian and run
ming east eleven I'D chains and thirty-three
along n said road. south eighteen and one
fourth (S14) degrees, east eleven I'D chains
and siXty-niDe (69) links, thence west fifteen
(I5) chains, thence north eleven (I1) chains
containing I454 acres, including ali the es
tate of homestead of the said defendant, J.
+. Diemer.
Dated at Moline, Illinois, this sth day of
WALTER ]. ENTRIKIN,
Master in Chancery, Rock Island county, Ill
M'ENIRY s. MENIRY, Complainant So
licIJors.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
a GENIUS IN JAIL.
FOn siemeas' First Patent was A

EOn Siemeas' First Patent Was Ap@.
piled For From n Prison.
Won Siemens applied for his first pat
ent from the cell of prison. After
graduation from the artillery school in
Berlin the young man, then only TWEEN
ty-one years old, was attached to a reg
iment in Wittenberg. 1t was there he
began his experiments, to the great
horror of his landlady, who upbraided
him day after day for staining his
clothes, furniture and the window
panes with gold, silver and acid spots.
She could not see the use of wasting
money for such things" But Won Sic
mems went on with his experiments
and with staining his furniture and
clothes.
He became, too, the life of the garri-
son and one of its most popular mem
beers. His popularity, however, led to
his taking part as second in duel be-
tween two of his comrades. AS a re-
suit he was sentenced to five years i'm
prisonment in the fortress of Magde-
burg. The landlady was the only per-
son in Wittenberg who was glad of the
young lieutenant's departure. In the
cell in the fortress, however, he was al
lowed to fit up laboratory and there
continue his experiments. There, too,
Il month after his Incarceration he per-
fected his method of galvanic gliding
and applied for the patent from the
prison cell.
1t was granted and with it pardon.
A pardon in all probability was never
received with less glee. Siemens had
other experiments under way in his
prison workshop and begged to be al
lowed to stay awhile longer and COM
plete them. But the keeper sent him
away with the declaration that such
course would be an inJult to his king
and commander.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
C. Ii. 80. Excavations.

Aug. to IA, $50 San Francisco or
Los Angeles and return; $47.5O Port
land, Tacoma, Seattle or Vancouver
and return.
June l to September 30-$26.75 to
Denver, Colorado Springs or Pueblo
and return; $12 ST. Paul or Minneapo-
lis and return.
July 20 to 29-$5.35 to Champaign.
ILL.,. and return.
Phone 11SO. Depot Twentieth street
and Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
A Literary Record.

Sir Edward Russell's record in the
way of literary work was his article on
Matthew Arnold on the day that great
man died. Sir Edward had exclusive
information of the event. which hap
pened on Sunday. He did not get
to work until half past in the even
ing, and it was necessary for him to
catch a train at 8 O'Clock. BY dint of
debating to his secretary and writing
himself. he got through biographical
article of u column and half and a
two column leader within one hour
and twenty minutes. Such a feat has
never been excelled.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
LEGALS.
AdminIstrator.s Notice.

Estate of Honora McEniry. deceased.
The undersigned having been appointed
administrator of the estate of Honora Nc
Entry, late of the county of Rock Island,
state of Illinois, deceased, hereby gives notice
that he will appear before the county court
of Rock Island county at the county court
room, in the city of Rock Island. at the Aug
gust term. on the first Monday in August
next, aIwhich time all persons having Claims
against said estate are notified and request
ed to attend, for the purpose of having the
same adjusted.
All persons Indebted to said estate are re-
Quested to make immediate payment to the
underSi gned.
WILLIAM MENIRY. Administrator.
MENIRY & NJ Entry, Solicitors.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
Special Party to California.

The C., b. & Q. railway has arrang-
ed special sleeping ears 10 leave the
tri-cities the evening of Aug. 4. going
via Kansas City. Denver, scenic lines
of Colorado and Salt Lake City to San
Francisco.
Information will be gladly furnished
10 parties desiring To take the trip or
sleeping car space.
Telephone 1lSO. Depot Twentieth
street and Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
wANTED-MALE OR FEMALE.

WANTED-ManaRer Authorized life of
Pope Leo XIII Trustworthy lady or gen
tleman in each district to manage our bus
mess and start agents in the sale of the
Oficial and Authorized Life of Pope Leo
XIII. Book issued under the imprim atur
of Cardinal Gibbons and endorsed by the
leading archbishops and priests through
out the United States and Canada: printed
in both English and French: $50 straight
cash salary and expenses, paid each week
direct from headquarters: expense money
advanced: position permanent Address
= David b, Clarkson. 324 Dearborn street,
, Chicago. III.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
Administrator,s Notice.

Estate Of Lawrence Meyer. deceased.
The undersigned having been appointed
administrators of the estate of Lawrence
Never. late of the county of Rock Island,
state of Illinois, deceased. hereby gives no
tice that she Will appear before the county
court OF Rock Island county at the county
court room, in the city of Rock Island, at the
September term, on the first Monday in Sep
TENDER next, at which time all persons nav
ing claims against said estate are notified
and requested to attend for the purpose OF
having the same adjusted
All persons indebted to said estate are re-
Quested to make immediate payment to the
undersigned.
Dated this 18th day of July A. D., 1908
BRIDGE EIMBLE, Administrative.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
Notice of Final settlement.

ESLdlC OF JUIII 7 uLIIC, uCOtdSCU
Public notice is hereby given that the I'M
dersigned. Hugh Walker. executor of the
estate OF John T1ttle' deceased, has this
tIement as such in the county court of
Rock Island county, and that an order has
Oeen entered by Saidcourt approving the said
report. unless objections thereto or cause to
the contrary be shown on or before the 25th
day of July. A. ID. 1903, and upon the final APP
prevail of said report the said executor
will ask for an order of distribution and will
also ask to be discharged. All persons inter
ested are notified to attend.
Rock Island. Ill. June 80, A. d. 1908.
HUGH WALKER
ceased.
JACKSON, HURST & STAFFORD,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
Exenntnr,a Nntica.
N4ANWNNOA . -NONHNU'
Estate of Paul Rettich, deceased.

uCCCdSCUs
The undersigned having been appointed
executor of the last win and testament of
Paul Rettich. late of the county of Rock
Island. state of Illinois. deceased, here
by gives notice that he will appear be-
fore the county court of Rock Island county
at the county court room. in the city of Rock
Island, at the September term. on the first
Monday in Septemb Der next. at which time
all persons having claims against said eS-
tate are notified and requested to attend
for the purpose of having the same adjusted.
All persons indebted to said estate are re-
quested to make immediate payment 10 the
undersigned.
Dated this 18th day OF July 1903.
JOIN OHLWEILER. Executor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
ono of the FryinE Pan

Husband-She is by all odds the
worst cook we ever had.
Wife-I know it. But she is going
to stay until we get some one else.
"That's good didn't know but you
would have to cook the meals. DE
troit Free Press.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
rhe place to Knock.

at will come out all right in time"
he told his wife. Fortune knocks at
every mans door once, and some day
she'll knock at mipe."
lit won't help you any" returned his
wife. "If fortune wants to find you
she'll have to go to the club and send
in her card."-Chicago Post.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
Low Rates Northwest.

In addition to the low rates to
California and return, Aug. l to IA,
low round trip rates TO Portland, Sc
attic, Tacoma, Victoria and Nancou-
YER will be in effect on the same dates.
For complete information about rates
and train service, see the nearest
agent of the Chicago, Milwaukee d ST.
Paul railway. or write to f. \. Miller.
general passenger agent, Chicago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-23
scntInnh In.ulted.

A highland waiter once refused to
serve MaxGO'Rell at dinner, and when
reproved explained: Its no. to. be ex-
pected that self respecting Scotsman
could serve him with ceeveelity.
Didn't he say we took to the kilt be-
cause our feet were too large to get
through trousers ?"- St. James Ca
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