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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

Venezuela is settling up and some
of the other excitable republics in
South America are settling down.
Peace has been declared in Uruguay,
and for a few weeks the factions are
likely to get little rest. Persons
who work as hard as those Spanish
American revolutionists must have
an occasional vacation.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01
News and Citizen,
MoRRISVILLE AND HYDE PARK.
L. n. LEWIS, EDITOR.

A Chicago physicianhas discovered
a cure for St. Vitus dance. The doc
tor who will now PROFOUND rem
edy to cure the cake-walk might
make a fortune.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

While New York jury was trying
to reach verdict the Other day in a
breach of promise suit the defendant
hunted up the plaintiff and married
her. That was a decidedly low down
joke on the twelve good men and true.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

We congratulate Hardwick on the
good luck that will come to it in Sc
curing the contract for the granite
for the new state house for Pennsyl-
vania. The contract goes to the
Woodbury. Granite Co., of that place
of which Mr.. Geo. Bickford, a sterling
young business man. is manager.
The main contract is for $4,000, 900
and it is said.it will require five hun
FIVE years. 1t is the largest granite
contract that ever struck Vermont
and Hardwick has reason to feel
proud over its good luck.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

Inc klQnSyS are your
blood purifiers, they fill
ter out the waste or
impurities in the blood.
If they are sick or out
Of order, they fail to do
their work. 4
Pains, aches andrheu-
matism come from ex-
cess of uric acid in the
blood, due to neglected
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

1t is complained by some that hol-
idays are already too numerous in
this country, but in the matter of
holidays the United States cannot
hold a candle to Russia. In some
parts of the Cars dominion one hun
dred and forty festival days are OBJ
served, seventy-seven of them in the
summer time. This is ruinous to ag-
riculture and the head ofthat depart
ment is trying to reduce the number.
Fewer holidays and less famine would
be a good combination in that por-
ton of the planet.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

The ice dealers, the doctors, the
dentists, the lawyers, the undertake
ers and in fact every craft in YER
mont has an organization and
meets in annual gathering, while
the editorial profession, the no.
blest of them all, cannot get up
enough enthusiasm to assemble a
quorum. There are many things OF
great Importance to the newspaper
profession that might well be consid-
cred in an assembly, but alas the
difficulty to get together is so great
that the undertaking dare not be
ventured.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

A shirt went through Burlington
laundry with two diamond studs in
the bosom, and the owner got them
back with the shirt. We believe this
is the most remarkable shirt tale in
history.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

In Nebraska the franchise is less
priced than it should be. The vote
has fallen off fifty thousand in less
than two years. A bill has been in
PRODUCED in the Legislature provid-
ing for compulsory voting, the pen
atty for neglect to be vedollars fine,
Nebraskans get around all right to
vote on Presidential contests and
they ought to at other times.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01
Oyer=Work Weakens
Your Kidneys
Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.

All the blood in your body passes through
your Kidneys once every three minutes.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01
MARRIAGES.

This paper is one dollar year in Lamoille
cent less.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

DYKE-PRIOR- In Cambridge March Goth,
1908, by Rev. Henry C. Howard, Oscar W.
Dyke and Miss Nellie ii. Prior, both of Cam
bridge.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

kidney trouble. 90
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble, because the heart is
over-working in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries. I
1t used to be considered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their Begin
ming in kidney trouble. ,.s~.sssss-4
If you are sick you can make no mistake
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect Of DR.. Kilrner's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for its
wonderful cures of the most distressing cases
and is sold on its merits en-
by all druggists in fifty .SEtEs:sEs
cent and onedollar sz II ~ s ssefssa
es. You may have a hslsesssEaz - Z
sample bottls by mail Home of swamp-Root
free, also pamphlet telling you how to find
out II you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing Or. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. 7.
Don't make any mistake. but remember
abe name SWAMP RooT. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp
Root and the address, Binghamton, N. ".
on every bottle,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-04-01

and is sold on its merits
by all druggists in fifty
cent and one-dollar siz-
es. You may have a
snnnnla hnttla hu mail
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
GENIUS N coNvIcr oARs.

Many useful inventions Are Que 10
the lnvsntveness Of Criminals.
Il not infreauently happens that
men immurod behind irors bars In our
prisons give to the world inventions
whose value It would be dlficult to
estimate. One Of the most impor.
tant Of recent minor inventions Is
credited to the ingenuity Of a convict
In the New Jersey state prison.
Charles Filler. II Is blind lockstltch
sewing machine which win enable one
operator to do the work Of many. The
device was invented by Filler while
he was at work In the clothing shop
OF the prison. Outside capital was in.
terested I'm the machine and Filler re-
ceived as bis reward a cash payment
OF $1,000, block Of stock. his parole
and the promise OF a position with
the company at a good salary.
Other convicts have figured in pat.
ent ONCE reports as inventors. One
whose name is recalled was Melchior
Farkar, who. while confined In a Hun.
garion penitentiary in 1892. devised
mechanism for giving a man a clean
shave In twenty-five seconds. The ca.
BILE report assured us that the gov.
ernor OF the penitentiary had tested
the machine and declared Il a sue.
cess, but what came OF II is unknown.
A convict Of a mechanical turn Of
mind is apt to find his confinement
and his isolation from lettering infu.
ences most helpful In enabling him
to acquire greater facility. The exhl.
Dition by the prison association OF ar.
ucles made by convicts contained
specimens OF higL CLASS work done be.
hind the prison bars. Among them
were an elaborate iron door grill. a
richly carved oak staircase, chairs,
desks, banjoes, cabinets, iron bed
steads, plaster casts, etc. A piece Of
cloth woven at Auburn came in for
the highest praise. Richard Barker. q
life convict at Auburn, made box
out OF ll,796 separate pieces Of wood
which was a marvel Of skilful cabinet
work. II required a glass to see where
the different fragments of wood were
joined together. In the year 1885 the
goods manufactured by the convicts
OF the state OF New York were valued
at So,236, 800.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

A woman will never throw an old
hat aside, or even give Il ay. as
long as she believes there Is chance
of making II Oyes. She Is ashamed
to send It to millinery store; in fact,
a number Of mllllners discourage such
a custom by charging prices quite out
OF proportion with the work done. In
some Of the uptown residence dis.
tricts and in Brooklyn young women
go from house to house restoring bril-.
liancy to faded headgear at nominal
prices. Some OF them, with a taste
for millinery, have built up a regular
custom trade and have all the work
they want to do. In a few hours they
Will transform an old hat or bonnet
into one that looks las good as new"
Girls will help along the family in.
come In this way, where they can
choose their customers and their time.
when nothing would persuade them to
work In millinery store or 60 be.
hind counter.-New York Times.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

a new mound rose near the foothills.
And my heart was underneath:
My friends were good. for they strewe
II
With blossom and cllnglng wreath:
A voice came borne on the stiffness:
Though the way seem hard. be true:
On-ilve thy life for the living,
As the dead have lived for you"
raised my hand unto heaven
And a pledge ! made that day.
(The Voice had shown me my duty
And a light shone on the way.)
And these. the words OF the promise.
That my constant guide shall be:
"l'll live my life for the living.
As the dead have lived for me-"
The dead since the earth was created,
Lived they not for you and me?
They made the world that we live.i
Such a glorious place to be!
lake mine for your life's MOTTO
II will make you strong an6 true;
And live your life for the living.
AS the dead have lived for you.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
Mother Was Satisfied.

During little furry In the senate
over an appointment. some New
Workers approached Senator Depew
and inquired whether there was any.
thing serious In 1t.
Hardly replied the senator. 1T
makes me think Of an old woman
who had a son in the railroad bust.
ness. He left New York without let.
ting her know and disappeared en-.
tirely. She was so very fond OF him
that she called every day to find out
about him. Finally It aroused our
sympathy and We traced him to
South America. and found he had en-.
listed In a regiment and was taking
part In revolution. We told the old
lady and she calmly replied:
$50 he's In a South Ameriky reyo.
luton, is he? Thank God for that!
| thought he might be rushing into
SOME danger New York Times.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

A creed merely is the trademark
that man blows in the clear glass Of
truth.
There is some good in every man,
but It will require Omniscience to find
II In some cases.
Most punIshments that we admin.
lister to our children are given because
they resemble us too closely.
Forgiveness Is divine-except when
the offender is a pretty woman: in
that case II Is masculine and human.
II Is hard enough to be walked by
your own chanticleer al 1 a. m. but
to be walked by your neighbours chan.
ticleerl
In keeping a dog. some men appar.
emily are aciuated by a vague desire
that something about them may be
entitled to respect.
The states prisons are full Of men
who had intended to be good to-mor.
row. Unfortunately. however, they
were caught to-day.
Noise does not prove as much as
the campaign orator thought: the
bluejay never did succeed In establish.
ing his reputation as a logician.
Some children cannot be very
bright. But We should not blame
them severely; the mistake they made
was in the selection OF their parents.
The more one notices things the
more one realizes that many a self.
made man ought to be ashamed OF the
job. and is not.-Alfred ]. Warehouse
in New York Times.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
plNKELsPlELERs.

Der meaning ui voman's rights ls a
husband dot is afraid 70 talk back at
her.
Der meaning NJ energy vas two vim.
men pudding a lady dey doan'd Ike
on der grlddle.
Der meaning uf labor is a man init
a full reservoir uf hot air tryiDs to tell
II TO a deaf chentleman.
Der meaning uf patience is man
dot got to a dry goods store init his
wife mitould taking chloroform.
Der meaning Ut self-control 10 a
man NIT der grip dot doan'd tell his
friends ware his symptoms bite him.
Der meaning uf up TO date Is a man
dot only shows up veil ven he is
NIT peoples dot vas behind der times.
Der meaning uf bitterness is a man
init invitation to a beefsteak dinner
dot has to stay home because his wife
has der dyspepsum.
Der meaning Of enchoyment is der
internal bubbles vich rise mitin us
ven We learn dot a rival has fell down
und bumped his ambition.
Der meaning Ut misery is a woman
dot receives a plmple on her nose der
same efening her new dress comes
home from der harness makers.
Der meaning IF a success In fash
ionable life vas woman dot knows
how to cut guffernment bonds so dey
viii make her most stylish dresses.
Der meaning uf lnfatuation is ven a
man makes a smash NIT a girl and
der girl smashes him back.-George
V. Hobart In Chicago American.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
A Living Issue With Her.

The small, poorly fed boarding
house family was gathered about the
boarding house dining table to fight
over the frugal dinner. There was
one vacant chair that was usually oc.
eupied by a struggling young author.
HIS absence suggested to the other
boarders a theme for discussion. They
talked OF his personal appearance, OF
his mannevs, and finally of his writ.
ings.
DO you think he has written anv.
thing that will liver was the conun.
drum offered by one Of the boarders
a clerk In a dry goods store VINO
posed as a literary critic.
Il hope So" Replied the lady Of
the house, "the gentleman in cues.
ton owes me a large board bin. and
gave me something on account this
morning. want the check he wrcte
to live until It is cashed."
And then silence fell upon the
group broken only by the clGtter Of
the bargain counter knives and forsa
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

Not many years ago a threatened
ivory famine brought forth the re-
markable composition known as eel.
luloId. which ever since has been used
In many cases as substitute for the
more precious material. Recently the
imitation itself has been initiated, and
that by curious preparation OF potato
pulp. The inventor was a Dutchman
named Knipers. He treated the waste
pnlp--a residue from the manufacture
o; the artificial potato four-with a
solution OF acid and glycerine. The
resulting compound took the compost
ton Of sort OF stickfast, which is
dried and ground to powder. With
the aid Of water the powder Is nodded
into blocks much as plaster Of paris
is nodded by moistenlng to a paste.
However, there is this important dis
ference between the cellulold and the
new substitute--the new compound
can he cut and turned and bored and
used for every purpose from buttons
upward. In short, Il Is a complete
substitute for bone and ivory.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
PENCIL POINTS.


Cold facts often make a man hot
under the collar.
Whatever you pray for you might
also try working for.
A girl isn't ashamed Of her old shoes
II she has small feet.
No man can ever understand why
women cry at a wedding.
II Is easier to be philosopher than
1t is to make a living at II.
The average woman has no earthly
~se for a bachelor physician.
II women fondle dogs more than
they do men It's because dogs cant
talk.
A man isn't necessarily a lover Of
The beautiful because he orders fancy
drinks.
Some girls seem to think That the
more powder they use the sooner thev
will 30 on.
u woman cast ner FIRST batch Of
bread upon the waters Il would doubt.
esq obstruct navigation
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

A dignifed method OF draping a cir
cular bay window In a library is shown
here. The shaped valance and the
curtains, which are looped high. are
made Of bottle green silk velour and
a metal galloon is sewed on the val.
ance TO form a decorative design.
This galloon also forms a border up
o1d down the curtains and across the
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
GOOD SUGGESTIONS FOR
DRAPING BAY WINDOWS
Possibilities For Effective Interior Decoration Are
Too ohen Overlooked Pleasant NoOks Easily Pro-
viSed For and a, Comparatively Little Expense.

nook formed in which to read when
the light is falling in other parts Of
the room.
The furnishing OF these pleasant
hooks Is the superlatlve In housekeep.
Ing. The coslnegs and comfort a..
forded by these small touches are Of
inestimable value in the making Of .
luxurious bone.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
MUSINGS.

To have strlven for some things Is
a great victory.
There is nothing so beautiful as that
which is seen through the eyes Of one
we love.
A great many men never realize
their Importance until just before n
municipal election.
II will do no good to plant flowers
in the graves of those you have bit.
terly wronged In life
At most the best Of friends may
travel the same pathway but n brief
lime; so, then, let us laugh and love
while we may.
II men loved prayer meetings as
much as they do prize fights the
churches would be as thick as saloons
IN tina "lovee" district.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

Excellent possibilities are afforded
by bay window for interior decora.
ton, although Il is one OF the most
dificult features OF a room to treat
satisfactorily The light must not be
obstructed and the drapery or other
adornment must not be heavy or cum
bersome. Window seats may be In.
troduced effectively and a pleasant
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

Too many keys fit the closets where
the family skeletons arc kept.
Any woman can learn to smoke.
but mighty few Of them can learn to
like It.
When a woman isn't jealous II her
husband Il Is a sign that he needs 10
be Jealous OF her.
A man will keep on chasing after a
woman just as long as she keeps ON
running away from him.
When man is going home late at
night from the club he is sure he n
going to buy his wife a pearl necklace
the next morning for the fun he had:
when he gets up he has a row with
her because she hasn't got a dollar 10
lend him for carfare.-New York
Press
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

bottom. The popular stores or bonnie
femme curtains are used against the
windows. The seat, which is oddly
shaped, is upholstered in bottle green
mohair plush. For comfort and con-
venience, when the mind is attuned
for communion with ones favorite
authors, this contrivance is Of the
best
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
WIspoM,s WnIsPERa.


Call a man a donkey and It's % to
him TO kick.
Ambition makes men want to do
things they can't.
( Il Is easier to talk like a fool than
II IL not TO be one.
Men are seldom thankful when they
set what they deserve.
Some women seem TO think their
husbands are made Of gold dust
The less faith a man has IN himself
the more explaining he has to de-
Some men find II easier 70 raise
whiskers than the price Of a shave
II man has plenty Of money his
fool remarks are considered witty.
IN Nlaillnb places OF interest IN
large city don't overlook the pawn
shops
Most men can stand a dlsappolnt-
ment in love better han the loss Of
dollar.
A diplomat Is a man who knows
how TO get what he wants without
fighting for Il.
When prety girl stares at a mans
feet he feels as II he had no earthly
use for himself.
Women who like to talk about the
equality Of the sexes dislike to admit
they have to work for living.
The man who pays out a lot OF good
money for so-called fame is apt to dis.
cover later that he has a gold brick
on his hands.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
NEXT MORNING PHILOSOPHER.

NEXT MORNING PHILOSOPHER.
A rich man is as good as anybody
else as long as he behaves himself
II is not the number. but the nature
Of the mistakes a man makes that
counts.
The lobbyist teaches a legislator
how to help himself and another at
the same time.
Almost anything will do for a DO.
litioal slogan when the prime object
is to fool the voter.
Dislnterested friendship is not a
rare virtue, but II is not as extreme.
ly cultivated as II should be.
Sometimes a woman marries a mod.
el husband only to find out that he Is
constituted on the wrong principle.
When a man begins to assert pub
licly that he is an honest man, II is a
sign that he feels that the public
doubts Il.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

This figure suggests a method Of
treating a bay window with a seat in
a bedroom. The cretonne used is
Powered on a cream white back.
ground and matches the chair and
couch coverings in the room. Rufied
bobblnet sash curtains add a touch OF
daintiness and are easily kept fresh.
Here ornament and usefulness com
bine 10 make a thing OF beauty Of
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

otherwise wasted space. A delight to
the eye nd a rest for the tired body
are both provided for.
The cushions for the seat are made
OF green denim, the same shade as
that OF the leaves In the cretonne.
They might be made Of rose color TO
match the flowers IL desired. The
valance is made Of the cretonne, which
requires no trimming.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
she Was Never oulet.

DO you love me still?" asked the
bride, as the honeymoon began to
wane.
How can | tbIlsa srowled the man
who had been elected freIght.payer Of
the matrimonial trust.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
LOG CABIN PHILOSOPHY.

Dis ole worl is des ez bright ez
some er desc hard ole sinners is will.
in ter have IT,
While dey amt no use grlevin' over
spilled milk hits still n good idea ter
watch out dat you don't spill de milk
ever day In de year
De good folks don't always die
young. Some er dem lives ter be
gray-headed ole sinners.--Atlanta Con.
stitution.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

II Is difiicult to convert a man I'm.
less you practice what you preach.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

Men are seldom thankful when they
set what they deserve.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

Most punIshments that we admin.
lister to our children are given because
they resemble us too closely.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

Der meaning uf voman's rights Is q
husband dot is afraid to talk back at
her
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20
HAVE NOTICED THAT

A creed merely is the trademark
that man blows in the clear glass Of
truth.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

Il Is easier to talk like a fool than
II IL not to be one.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

Call a man a donkey and It's W to
him to kick.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1903-05-20

There is some good in every man,
but II will require Omniscience to find
II In some cases.
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1903-12-04


Salt Lake, Utah, Nov. 30.-Wher
Former Assistant Postmaster General
Perry s. Heath, now proprietor of the
Salt Lake Tribune. had read the re
port Of Mr.. Bristow and the memordan
DUN of the president tonight, he said:
II shall not hesitate to publish II
the Salt Lake Tribune every word Of
this memorandum of the president, al
though there Is not syllable In them
except official comment, SO far as per
tains to myself, that is news to the
public. I hope my enemies, as we'll al
my friends, will do me the justice t.
read 1t carefully The newspapers
have been kept informed and have
been publishing it all during the pas
year. That which has hitherto beer
generally regarded as newspaper
criticism. It liz now revealed. was of
fetal criticism in disguise.
ut is no surprise to me to see the
denunciation of me in this report
The author Of 1t, from the time he
entered the postofflce department w
to the present moment, has, in his Of
fetal capacity, pursued me personally
in season and out. as every one who
has been in public life in Washington
during the past six years knows.