The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1903-12-24
Missouri Notes

ing up.
The new opera house a Deepwater.
according % the Humansyiile Star
Leader. il 10 be opened with q the
atrical performance.
Chillicoihe hunters have discarded
the dog in rabbit shooting. They now
use a COW bell. which scareb the game
out Of the brush.
The Pee Dee Patriot announces that
the convention Of Missouri bee keep.
). 8. Pile og Bethany states that
Missouri viii have six snow storma
this winter. How Pile found Il out 10
ers, now in session a. Mexico. "a not
> political gathering.
The only editorial the Memphis
Democrat printed Thursday follows.
We surrender our editorial space this
week to the holiday advertiser
a mystery. as he refuses to say who
tipped him off.
A newly married Ozark county
couple. who received. among other
things. a pretty little piece Of crock
cry as a present used IL as a sugar
bowl two weeks before they found out
Il was a e%uspidor.
According 70 the report Of the state
board OF agriculture the total value Of
all crops raised in Missouri this year
Is sl45, SCI. 900. Corn leads the list
with $4,000. 900, and wheat third with
SIS, Oes 900.
81. Joseph people-that Is, many Of
them-are kicking because packing
house employees. whose clothes are
o~doriferous. are permitted to ride en-
the same street cars with other peo-
pie. ST. Joseph people would better
keep quiet-Atchison kicked about q
packing house smell some few years
ago and has never had a chance 70
kick since.
There is a young man living at
Pacific. No. who has something to
he thankful for. He had arranged 70
marry a Pacific girl. but at the last
moment she changed her mind and
went TO a dance.
Near Appleton City Is a sign on a
tree reading: NO ~huntering permis-
stoned n o by this farm on. Keep nit
yourselves off der land or you viii
putt me in jail. Fritz Beepniokle-
A Carthage congregation that gave
q dinner for the poor and needy"
recently. is mad because the minister
and his wife sat down and ate. The
members Of the church believe the
minister and his wife were limiting.
Joplin has an understood dentist
who absolutely refuses 20 work on
the teeth OF big men with tempers
known to be bad.
W. w. Kinloch OF the Ozark Re.
publican has decided to quit foolin. =
he has put his paper on a cash IN
advance" tasis.
The first woman lawyer 10 receive
license 20 practice In South Missouri
Is Miss Rose l. Marley Of Poplar
Bluff. She has just passed the ex.
animation for admission 10 the bar.
Trenton Republican-Tnbune With
what measureless contempt must our
MissoGri bOodlers look down upon
their craven brethren OF the Nortf
who pleaded guilty the other day.
The Rolla sharpshooter says that
the motto OF the state OF Missouri
which is salus populi suprema lex
este. or let the welfare Of the PEG
pie be the supreme law. is fast being
changed 20 ~Boodlerie CRATIC popul.
dammit. which means. according Ia
that paper. The boodiers and graf
tiers rule: the people be damned"
Git ready. mistah white man,
DE time viii soon be hsah.
When yoh viii be called on. you sss
To IN coon heahes wifi eheah.
Git ready, mls,sh vhite man.
TO Glib de coon er M.
En- mex i'm grlh when be drap in
Toe tell yoh. Christmas gif'
Paw Paw Basoo.
A ragged tramp who called at 4
Carthage back door the other day and
asked for something 70 eat vas asked
by the housewife II he were q labor
ing mani No, be replied. I'm .
professional man. What Is YOU
profession asked the woman. u
an an ice maker, replied the tramp
But got knocked out cf business b.
the cold weather trust"
Rns Hilea and Martin Claim q.
shelby county han an experience the
ether day that they Win not soon
forget They were using a horse ID
haul art out Of a well they we're dig
ging When The well was about I'm.
ished they went down 90 trim the
sides trusting the horse 20 stand
The horse walked forward. though.
and nalled the rope up u took the
tSo men just four hours 10 Dig theft
way up the sides OF the wen 70 the
top
Fred ~Reppenhageu % Salisbury Is !
man o. much nerve For several day.
recently he bad suffered with q folor
on his left thumb. A surgeon refused
10 ampata,e the end Of the thumb 81
RcppcHhageu ven % a harness shor
and performed the operation himself
with a leather knife.
Boonvile isn't indulginF IN ans
Missouri mule talk this week Tbs