Evening journal., 1903-09-12
CAUGHT ATRANDOM


st. Paul's Episcopal Church of Osh-
sosh, wanted to run a restaurant in
order that he might utilize the surplus
Of his chicken farm and grocery store
O advantage. Bishop Grafton forbade
the enterprise. and now Mr.. Andrews
has withdrawn from the Church. Mr.
Andrews has been an extreme ritualist
He drew no salary from the church.
Insisting upon the right to support
himself by his business undertakings.
DIR. Charles A. Eastman, whose adj
mirahle book on Indian Boyhood" has
met with such success, has been APP
pointed a special agent to revise the
allotment rolls of the Sioux and see
that they are given permanent family
names. This is in pursuance of the
general plan of merging the Indians
into American citizenship. 1t is task
requiring great patience and delicacy.
Preferably the original native name
will be preserved. but all vulgar nick
names and incorrect translations and
anything which might mortify or make
the civilized Indian appe . ridiculous
are TO be rejected. Each indian must
be personally consulted wlln Wy
near Taunton. Mass, and exhibits at
81 the vigor and vim 70 be expected
from her Indian ancestry.
Police Commissioner Greene. Of New
York City, predicts that in no long
time per cent. of the people Of the
United States will live i'm great cities
built along three general lines radiat-
ing to the south of Baltimore, to the
East as far as Boston and possibly TO
Portland, and to the West to Buffalo.
It requires the labor Of about TO-
100000 men and women for nine
months of the year TO harvest all the
crops OF the world.
change appears necessary.
Miss Chelius-Have you really prom
Used to marry old Mr.. Coldrox?
Miss Skeem-Yes; and / hope 70
goodpess he'll keep his promise to me.
Miss Chellus-Why, are you afraid
he won't marry you, after all2
Miss sl1eem-Oh. no; it isn't that;
but he said he would die for me.
Miss Goelet has made a mighty fine
catch. The Washington team missed
an opportunity in not signing her.
Kansas manufactures binding twine
at her State penitenhary as a check on
the binding twlne trust, which has
often advanced the price Of twine so
per cent. at harvest time.
Princess Teweelerna, called Miss
Mitchell, is said to be the last Of the
Nassasoits. She lives in q farmhouse
ID. NJ. Walker. Of Kirssville. Mo, holds
a record that really should bring him an
appointment Of some kind from the Presi-
dent He is "a great-grandfather at the
age of 80 years At ~ he was a father
and az q a grandfather he IS the father
OF fourteen children. the oldcsS being 3.
and the youngest r years. lie has twenty
five grandchildren. His one great-grand-
child is the daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. J,
S. Watts Of Pana. III.
The hero and barber both die FOR theli
country, but the hero gets an the ap-
plause.
Ahe cop may not ne mucn OF II paitttli
but he can easily put hardwood finish
on an obstreperous prisoner.
zone wife too manyi" exclaimed Mrs.
Wedery.las she glanced at the headlines
OF her. hushand's paper. Il suppose that
Is an account of the doings Of some big
amist?"
Not necessarily, my dear" replied her
husband, without daring to look up.
I'm parceiing out government deposits to
favored banks Secretary Shaw has a
chance 70 make for the administration
In Ben Buffers famous phrase, NINETY
nine enemies and one ingrate.T
Shell can't see why I ever eloped with
you.
He-I can. I was the first fool that ever
asked you 20 elope.
The poor preacher has no trouble In
taking care Of souls, but he is never very
well heeled.