The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-09
GENEROUS UNCLE BILL
AND THE BRIDAL COUPLE
Gives the Newly Welded Pair drist
of Wholesome Advice Besides
Doing the Handsome.


demure maiden and bashful young
man. who had for some years been liv-
ing with but one and the same object.
They were both hopeless victims of
love microbes" that were doing most
effectua work under the direction OF
Cupid himself Harry suddenly woke
up" and decided that procrastination
was the thief of time d-bliss-and
immediately set about to bring matters
to focus. "Hettie. may Ill. er-l'
but he took header over bashful-
ness-"Again would you-oo-oo. err" This
time Hette came to his rescue with II
sweet. yes, Harry, dear. er-er-Fve
been trying to say yes all this time and
| mean it too. if -er. you do" and to
this day Harry insists that he popped
the question. Very soon there was a
wedding and it was not much longer
before Uncle Bill Taylor of North Iaki-
ma wrote etfusively of what he termed
her grit and proposed that if they
would locate here he would start them
up in life. Very soon they began to
bid loved ones adieu and were soon
| speeding in this direction.
When the train pulled in generous
| Uncle Bill was at the depot to greet
and welcome the much elated couple,
and after hearty congratulations, con-
Quoted them straightway to the Central
House having previously arranged for
a splendid suite with John Lax, the
Suave and alert host. 1t was in the
cheerful and inviting dining room of the
hotel at breakfast next morning, while
partaking OF tempting menu that was
being politely served that Uncle Bill
first unfolded his plans to the appreci
ative newcomers. officiating himself.
first of all. to build and furnish for
them an ideal American home But
in the meantime" said he you will
find this a pleasant. home like and most
agreeable place to live"
After breakfast the anxious new
corners at Uncle Bills request. ac-
companied him about town with a
view to getting acquainted and arrang-
ing in detail all the matters incident
al to building and furnishing the new
home and now for a desirable spot"
said Uncle Bill ito build on: lets 90
in and confer with w. j. Aumiller, our
well informed and wide awake real es-
tate and loan agent. where is listed the
best properties in town and country
about" The trio were cordially receiv-
ed and it wasn't long before W. J. Au-
miller sold Uncle Bill charming and
commodious residence lot.
Now since Uncle Bills first gift to
his newly married niece will be a pre-
tentious new residence and possessing
but vague idea as to what would be
imposing. commodious and acceptable,
he suddenly remembered w. w. FELTON,
as being conversant with architecture
and in close touch with the building in
tere-ts here who after Uncle Bill had
made known the object of his visit. soon
arranged about the plans for II colonial
cottage to cost S50OOO-a most modern
residence Uncle Bill then and there
also awarded w W. FELTON, the contract
to build it. remarking that nobody ever
questioned his integrity or ability in
executing contract to the letter and
on time too.
1T matters not how pretentious a
residence may be i'm point of architec-
ure. it ceases to be attractive or even
tenable until il has received the brush
of the painter and decorator. Clipped in
the bride YES. yes. that's So" re-
~pond Uncle Bill, "and I'll take no
chances ON a hotcher either; III see +.
+. Croker. an energetic contractor and
an artist with the brush. aoing painting,
decorating and paper hanging, giving
4 personal attention in the execution of
any job rendered him. and from his
hands we win be assured OF tasty.
attractive and inviting residence, de
clared Uncle Bill.
Now that our splendid new resi-
dence will soon be ready to move into
we'll next take steps about furnishing
it out in good shape. 1t will be my
aim 10 have it par excellence" ven
tured Uncle Bill, $50 if you join me
| we'll On and talk II over with ID II Fox