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The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
Not Hard When You Know How.


Il was at Caribou last Saturday The
day was fine. | took the sidewalk near
the Burleigh hotel and passed down
Sweden street. On this particular
sidewalk was a huge drift of snow as
high as the vine.covered fence. Pc
destrlans had made narrow path
through 1t two feet deep. When |
had got about half way down this
straight and narrow path" met a
lady, young and handsome. As | did
not want to get into the snow up to
my watch pocket, | turned around to
60 back.
"Wait a minute" said she. 81 will
show you how to pass; put your arms
around my waist"
After hesitating moment, ! did so;
she then put her arms around me and
said, Turn as you would in a waltz"
I obeyed, and all too soon we had
conveniently passed each other.
Everything is easy in this world
If you only know how said the
Aroostopk Republican,
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
When Kinas Had Riqht Divine,

An impressive story is told of Louis
XIV and his cane. 1t is said that he
had promised one of his courtiers,
Lauzun, the baton Or stick of the
grand master of artillery, and then
refused to give 1t 70 him from some
caprice or dislike. Iauzun was en-.
ragged at the kings refusal, and,
breaking his sword before the kings
face, exclaimed: q will no longer
serve king who does not keep his
word" Louis XIV deliberately walked
to the window and threw out his cane
then turning to Lauzun said: q have
thrown out my cane. 1t shall not be
said that I have struck a gentleman"
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
Clever Street slans.

Some Of the artistic street. signs
now on exhibition In Paris are clever
One Of them Is by Gerome, who ex-
hibits a sign for an opticians shop.
1t represents a Yorkshire terrier
standing On his hind legs and wearing
eyeglasses. 1t bears the label 70 pit
cien," which IS a good French pun for
"0h, little dog"
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REEDS SENSE OF HuMoR.



Maine Statesman.
The writer began his service as
reading clerk Of the National House
Of Representatives at the beginning
Of the Fifty-fourth Congress and has
served continuously until the present
time. Speaker Reeds real greatness
was always felt In the atmosphere
about the clerks desk. He was a
strict dlsciplinarian, but quick to rec
ognize efficient and faithful service
and great enough to correct himself
when in error He was always cour-
ageous and sociable at times, yet
there was q sort of dignifed reserve
which every now and then gave way,
when something on the floor Of the
House occurred which afforded an op-
portunity for the play Of wit, sarcasm,
or humof which welled out Of Mr..
Reeds great brains as naturally as
laughing water from pure spring In
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
MRS. MI. BRINK
FIRST STAGE OF CATARRH,
A Serious Mistake Which Thou
sands Are Making. =

The first stage Of catarrh is what is
commonly known as catching cold. u 1t
may be in the head, nose, throat Or lungs.
Its beginning is sometimes so severe as
to cause a chill and considerable fever, OR
it may be so slight as to not hinder person
from his usual business. In perhaps a
majority Of cases little or no attention is
paid to the first stage Of catarrh, and hence
it is that nearly one-halt Of the people have
chronic catarrh in some form. ! '~~
To neglect cold is to invite chronic
catarrh, As soon as any one discovers
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, , :.

STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, :.
LUCAS COUNTY, fsa
Frank J, Cheney makes oath that he Is the
senior partner Of the firm Of +. j. Cheney & 90.
doing business in the City OF Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS lfor
each and every case Of Catarrh that cannot no
cured by the use Of Hall : Catarrh Cure
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In INV
presence, this 6th day Of December, A. d. leSa
[SEAL III W. v Me- - y,,,,,o
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send for testimonials, free
FJ. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
II Would Seem So.

Marriage" remarked the moral
izer, lis lottery"
"That being the case" rejoined the
demoralizer, "allmony comes under
the head Of gambling debts and can
not be legally collected"
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
Tunnel Under the Thames.

"A tunnel under the Thames for the
accommodation Of pedestrians has
been recently completed and opened
to the public. 1t Is a tube IL feet in
diameter, l,217 feet long, with the top
ID feet below the river bed. It is &C.
cessible electric elevators and q spiral
Iron railway at either end.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
ReNsurinu,

II don't take any interest in these
investigations as to whether monkeys
talk" remarked Willie Washington.
u don't see why you should" an
swered Miss Cayenne. II don't be-
lieve monkey .woulS be able to tell
you anything that you couldn't have
thought Of for yourself"
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
Long Imprisonment.

A short time ago a Sicilian advo.
cate was found guilty Of sixty-three
different acts Of fraud. For his indus.
try and enthusiasm in the cause Of
dishonesty he was sentenced to 1879
years Imprisonment.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
United States Mountains.

The three highest mountains In the
United States, not Including Alaska,
are Mt. Whitney, California, 1883
feet; Blanca Peak, Colorado, 14,464
feet, and Cerro Blanco, New Mexico,
1929 feet. 1t is claimed that Mt.
Rainer, Washington, is 1850 feet
hinh
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

Don't you know that Defiance Starch
besides being absolutely superior to
auyCther, is put up 10 ounces in pack
age and sells for same price as 12-ounce
packages ofether kinds2
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
In Winter lJse AIIen's Font ase,

A powder, Your feet feel uncom-
Portable, nervous and often cold and
damp. If you have sweating, sore feet
or tight shoes. try Aliens Foot-Ease.
Sold by all druggists and shoe stores,
rs cents. Sample gent free. Address
Allen S. 0lmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

If you don't get the biggest and best
it's your own fault, Defiance Starch lis
for sale everywhere and there is posi-
lively nothing to equal it in quality or
quantity.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
Graceful.

The Stewards kept COW, much to
the envy OF the Jones family. One day
the COW having given an unusual
amount Of milk, an extra supply was
on hand, which, owing to the warm
weather, turned sour. Mrs. Stewart,
desiring to be neighborly, sent the
sour milk to Mrs. Jones with this mes.
sage: Dear Mrs. Jones: We had some
sour milk on hand, and, as we amt
got no pigs at our house, we thought
maybe, you.uns could use It,"
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
Vigilance Of Austrian Law,

Twenty-three years ago q fraudulent
bankrupt fed from Buda Pesth to
America, where he amassed a small
fortune. Becoming homesick he re.
turned recently to Austria, where he
was recognized and promptly arrested.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
Justin Mccarthy still BUSY

Justin Mccarthy has just passed'his
seventy.second birthday. He has ap
parently abandoned novel writing and
Is devoting himself exclusively to- bis.
tory,
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
Poor poq.

Cholly-I neyah met such a queer
girl. While !. was calling there the
othah evening she made me pet her
pug dog, and awsked me II ! didn't
want to kiss the beast.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
Sufferers From consumptlon

should write Derk P. Yonkerman G
Co. Kalamazoo, Mich. who have q
wonderful remedy for this dread dis.
ease.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22


Miss Sarah McGahan No. 1871 Third street.
Albany, N. y, writes;
"A few months ago | suffered with sewers
attack Of influenza, which nothing seemed to
relieve. My hearing became bad, my eyes became
irritated and feverish. Nothing seemed right and
nothing ate tasted good | took PERUNA and
within two weeks was perfectly we'll Sarah
McGahan.
If you do not derive prompt and salts.
factory results from the use Of Peruna, write
at once to DR.. Hartman, giving full
statement Of your case, and he will be glad
to give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Ok
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

Clear white clothes are sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large 2 OF. package, cents.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

Old Sofas, Backs Of Chairs, etc., can
be dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

The higher q man climbs up the
ladder Of success the more people he
has to look down upon. 4.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

To Cure a Cold in One day,
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. ALI
drugsiatsrefund moneyifitfa cure. Csc.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

With some Scent cigars you get at
least six scents
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

Aman may be known by the com.
pany he doesn't keep
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

The dull season is when the scissors
grinder does his best business.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

An'early csop-the small boys first
haircut.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

Kleptomania may not be conta.
gious disease, but 1t is taking.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
It's funny how even cold cash can
burn q hole in q mans pocket.

Defiance Starch is put up 10 ounces
in package, 10 cents 0ne-third more
starch for same money.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
Misery loves company but the com
pany doesn't always reciprocate,


For children teethlng softons the gums, reduces IN,
1smmaton, aayS palm, cures wind collie, 2c abotte.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

Much of the charity that begins Al
home is too feeble to get next door.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

Any small boy in his first pair of
trousers feels sorry for his mother.
Sometimes it is his lie-ahiIities that
increase o mans assets.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22
MISS. SARA McGAHAN5

how glad felt when II began to relieve mo In 4
very short time. In less than two weeks wa
completely cured. '-Sibyl A. Hadley.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

DEFIANCE STARCH
should be in every household, none ~
good, besides 4 OF. more for 10 cents
than any other brand Of cold wstar
starch.
The eight day clock is hard worker
and q chronic striker.
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

Mrs. M. ]. Brink, No. $40 Michigan avenue, St,
Joseph. Mich. writes:
This past winter during the wet and cold
weather | caughta sudden and severe cold, which
developed a catarrhal condition through my entire
system and so affected my general health that |
was completely broken down, and became nervous
and historical and unfit to supervise my home.
My physician prescribed for me, but somehow his
medicine did me no good. Reading Of PERUNA
decided to try it, After had taken but three
bottles found myself in fine health, Mrs. M. ].
Brink,
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Sibyl A. Hadley 26 Main street. Huntington
Ind, writes:
Last winter after getting my feet wet began to
cough which gradually grew worse until my throat
was sore and raw Ordinary remedies did not help
me and cough remedies nauseated me. Reading
an advertisement Of what PERUNA could do
decided to try a. bottle, and you can imagine
The Globe-republican., 1903-01-22

the first symptoms Of catching cold he
should at.once begin the use Of Peruna
according to directions on the bottle,
and the cold is sure to pass away with
out leaving any bad effects.
Unless this is done the cold is almost
sure to end in the second stage ofcatarrh,
hichismaking so many lives miserable.
If Peruna was taken every time one has
a cold or cough, chronic catarrh would
be practically an unknown disease.
Miss Elizabeth Uber, No. 81 Bassett street,
Albany, N. y, writes; Y
have always dreaded unsettled weather
because Of my extreme liability to catch cold,
when catarrhal trouble would quickly develop
through my entire system, which II would take
weeks to drive away. am thankful to say
that since have taken PERUNAiI do not
have any reason to dread this any more. II
have been at all exposed to the damp, wet or
cold weather, take a dose or two Of PERUNA
and II throws out any hint OF sickness from my
system, "-Miss Elizabeth Uber
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
HEINzE MAKES ACCUSATION.
Claims Shut Down of Mires is Result
of Stock Jobhina Scheme.

Butte, Mont. Oct 24.F. A. Heinze,
further enlivened the war against the
Analgamate1 Copper COMPANY yes
terday issuing a statement that the
shutdown OF all the Montana plants of
the Amalgamated rendering t2,90o
ren idle, was the result OF a stock
jobbing scheme. in New York. He says
the shutdown VAS not necessary under
the decision OF Judge Clancy against
the Analgamated people. He saws that
the order TO close was received in Butte
from n. II. Rogers in New ior'<, anl
that the Amalgamated people there had
been selling stock in anticipation of
big drop, in the shares of the COM
pany. Heinze ends With 4 promise to
take care OF all of the miners who have
families depending upon therl, in case
OF prolonged shutdown.
President William Scallon said the
statement of Heinze about Rogers and
a stock jobbing scheme WAS a falsehood
in keeping with the methods employed
in the warfare against the Amalsa-
mated He says the shutdown is made
necessary by the decisions outiawins
the Amaleamated, whi,sh owns IS per
cent OF the stock in the Boston and
Montana, hut which, according te
Judge Clency. has no legal right 10 the
stock or the S3,500,00o Of earnings tied
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
ELOPERS ARRESTED
Married Woman and Married Man of
correctionvilIe Desert Their Families
and Flee to Fort Dodse-Found at
Hotel Registered as Man and Wife.

Special to Times Republican.
Fort Dodge, Oct. PA hardware
merchant at Correctionyille. whose
name is John Jones. or John Jones
Brown, or John c. Brown, and Mrs.
Martha Walker, the duly welded wife
of another resident of Correctionville.
have found out too late that they were
intended for each other
They arrived in the city at 11:45 on
Thursday night. and went to the Dun
combe House, where they registered as
man and wife. under the name of
John Brown and wife
Friday morning at I o'clock Chief Of
Police l.. S. Welch received a telephone
message informing him that the au
thorities there We're looking for a run
away couple who We're believed to have
come to Fort Dodge. An investigation
at first failed to find the persons want
ed, but they were finally located at
the Duncombe House, where they had
registered Thursday night The police
communicated With Cherokee for fur
ther information, and a reply was re-
ceived from Sheriff John T. Hogan,
Who advised the chief of police to place
the couple under arrest and hold them
until his arrival.
The man under arrest has been en-
gagged in the hardware business in
Correctionyille, where he leaves wife
and four children. His companion is
also married. When arrested she told
the police that she had tired of sup
porting her husband for five years and
was not afraid to meet him. When she
learned that he had discovered her
absence Thursday night and driven to
Cherokee to take a train for Fort
Dodge she lost some of her bravado
and asked Chief of Police Welch to be
sure and search her spouse. who she
said WAS inclined to be rather foolish
and might have taken notion to car
ry firearms to induce his wife to re-
turn.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
Scheme of the European Ma
tions For Bettering Condi-
tions Presented to Sultan
RUSSIA AND AUSTRIA CONTROL
Plan Provides for Supervision in All
Departments Of the Government of
the Disturbed Districts-Porte Sure
to Oppose the Scheme Vigorously -
Other News.

Constanttnople, Oct. 24.-The scheme
ce the powers for the amelioradon OF
affairs in Macedonia was submitted to
the porte yesterday. Il has for its
guiding principle the control of and
surveillance over all branches Of adj
ministration of the distributed prov
tnces by Austria and Russia for a Pc
riod of two years.
The proposals include the appoint
ment of one Austrian and one Russian
assessor. TO be attached to the staff Of
Hilmi Pasha. the inspector general.
with corps of assistants, secretaries
and interpreters. whose duties will be
20 exercise control over all acts of the
provincial authorities. A European
general In the Turkish service is 10 be
appointed to command of the gem
darrnie, and he will be assisted by an
adequate number OF Russian and
Austrian oXcers. acquainted With
the languages of the country.
and, if necessary. by Austrian
and Russian non commissioned officers.
couple of further important import
ant proposals. which Will be bitterly
opposed by the sultan. provide for the
establishment of comunal autonomy
and rectification of the present COM
munal boundaries, with a view TO the
better distribution of the various COM
munities. and creation OF spheres. Bull
garian, Servian, etc, that shall be more
homogeneous in nationality and relig
Ion. Other POINTS of the scheme Ged
with the relief OF refugees. rebuilding
of villages, schools and churches, dis
bandment of irregular troops, and pro-
hibition Of the employment of Bashi-
Bazouks Oposition to the whole
scheme is expected on the part os tn
Porte, but the Austrian and Russian
ambassadors demand adoption ,of the
plan with the least possible delay.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
Republican National Commit
tee Will Meet Soon After
the Fall Election
LOCATE CONVENTION CITY
Four Cities, Pittsbura, ST. Louis, De-
troi. and Chicago. Are After the
Plum-Likely That the Convention
Will Be Held About the Middle Of
June Next.

Columbus, O. Oct 24.-Perrey $.
Heath, of Utah. secretary of the re-
publican national committee. who is
spending the week in Ohio in the inter
est of the republican campaign re
turned to Columbus today with Seii-
ator Hanna, and stated that soon after
the election next month a call Viii be
issued for the usual meeting OF the re
publican national committee in Wash
ington on December 9 or 10 for the
of selecting the place ana time
for the national nominating convention
in 1901 The convention. he believes
will be held near the middle Of June
next Only three cities have UP TO this
time ACTIVELY entered the race for the
They are Pittsburg, St
Louis and Detroit. altho it is under
stood Chicago viii become an active
az pirant
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
HIS APPOINTMENT SIGNIFICANT.
Durand. First Ambassador. Sent Di.
rect to United States.

Washington. oct PA significant
and important feature OF the selection
of Sir Henry Mortimer purand. British
ambassador d Madrid. as ambassador
To Washington, is the fact that it is the
FIRST time the British government has
sent an ambassador directly TO Wash
ington Heretofore Washington has
been looked upon as a post ranking at
the foot of the embassies hence II has
been the custom TO promote minister
10 an embassy to BE- ambassador here
So the action of the British govern
ment in this case marks the growing
sense of appreciation of the Importance
of Washington as a diplomatic post.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
SAUSAGE MAKERS
STRUCK TODAY
Fifteen Hundred Men at BIZ
Chicago Packing Houses
on Strike
WILL TIE UP ENTIRE INDUSTRY
Plan to Have the Men Go Out in tho
Sausage Department of All the Big
Plants in the United states-No Dis
order Resulted in Chicago Today
The News.

Chicago. Oct 24-F'ifteen hundred
sausage makers at the Union stock
yards struck today. Work was stopped
in the sausage manufacturing de-
partments of the big packing houses
and it is declared that the purpose of
the union is to tie up the industry in
each of the nine packing centers of
the country. No violence attended the
strike. The men failed to report for
work and the packing companies did
not try to operate the sausage depart
ments with union men. There was
no picketing by the union. Acting in
accordance with the plan for a peace
full campaign. decided upon when the
strike vote was taken, the strikers re-
manned away from the yards. !
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
RUSSIAN TROOPS IN MANcHuRlA.
Barracks Being Erected at Dalny for
Two Additional Regiments.

Berlin, Oct 24.-An American. who
spent some months at Dalny. the new
Russian seaport on the Laotung penin-
sular. has arrived IN Berlin. He in
formed the Associated Press that the
Russian troops are apparently ar
ranging TO stay In Manchuria perman-
emily. Russia has 100000 troops there
and barracks are being erected at
Dalny for two additional regiments.
Russia IS also strengthened in her po-
sition on the west bank of the Yalu
river. Japan continues her policy of
settling Corea. She is acquiring large
tracts Of land and is building villages
having wholly Japanese administration.
The American said that he did not be-
lieye war was impending since Rus
sia is satisfied to remain in Manchuria,
not caring to extend her authority into
Corea''
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
FRATERNITY HALL
Dedication This Afternoon of Immense
Building On Louisiana Purchase Ex-
position Grounds-EIaborate Cere-
monies-Prominen Speakers Take
Part

st. Louis. oct "A. The Temple of
Fraternity building which is Of inn
nense proportions, and in which meet
ings of the different fraternal associ-
ations of the country Will be held dur
ing the Louisiana Purchase exposi-
tion, was dedicated this afternoon at
the exposition grounds, With appro
PIRATE and elaborate ceremonies a
parade preceded the exercises, in which
scores of the various fraternal organ
izations were represented. Among the
speakers at the ceremony We're Presi-
dent ID. r. Francis of the Worlds Fair
association; Lee w. Squiers. president
Of the Associated F'raternties of Amer
lea: f. O. Wood. president of the Ma
tional Fraternal Congress; and Lieu
tenant Governor Northcott, of Illinois,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
CARPENTER UNIONS MERGE.
Report Of Umpire strausser Favors
Union of Organizations.

Indianapolis. Oct. 24.-The report OF
Adolph Strausser. of Buffalo, the u1n-
pire to whom was left The question OF
the amalgamation of the nationai orr
Eanizations Of carpenters was received
at the national headquarters of the
United Brotherhood today. BY the re-
port the United Brotherhood of Car
penters and Joiners of America and the
Amalgamated Society OF Carpenters
and Joiners are to be merged into one
national organization on Jan. next.
the new organization taking the name
OF the brotherhood.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
EXPLOSION ON TRAIN.
Collision Of Freight Cars ExpIodes by
nannite-Houses Are Damaged.

New York Oct 24.-Three freight
ears. one of them loaded with dyna-
mite. that had broken away from Il
Haven & Hartford railroad at Bay
chester early today coliided with th4
remainder of the train at the bottom
of the steep deeltne. the car with the
explosive in II being blown UP and de-
moishing three other ears. Nearly
every house in Raych, ster suffered
damage from the explosion. one wom
an who was thrown from her bed is
believed 10 be the only person injured.
Slight damage was done in surround
ing towns.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-10-24
GASOLINE TANK ExPLoDEs.
c!arksviIle Store Almost Wrecked by
the Explosion.

Special to Times Republican.
clarksville. Oct. 24.-An explosion OF
a gasoline tank in Graham & Graham's 5
hardware store that Fl. Il. Brown, the
timer was soldering occurred yester-
day afternoon. blowing off the top of
the tank and setting fire to the work
shop The fire was readily put out
with little damage. The combustion
was so great that II blew plate glass
out of the front of the building Mr..
Brown mraculousy escaped with a
badly burned hand A lady customer
in the front part Of the store was
thrown against the stove The explo
son was so heavy it was felt for blocks
around.