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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

Lacaez' EAilorad suitE. Eilk skirfE.
EalEing Eklrls. Ezrsfs ard re
zEderwe4r 81 tke fzWozs Gas. A.
saevezs q Co trsE5. Of Chicago.
Miss Bla1e1s Johnso1. Azs1t.
e At Sew EOgk Store
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

Nrs. r. 8. Rookie, eacheT Of
music, viii opsn . studio about
jane Is, 81 III Choct4w avenues
and desires piano and organ pupils.
Pupils recital will Be given Al
el0ae " term. lmo
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

HesG Coed MDrniEg 7 Ea4
ss4 p le ssl gs1 stst l1s Palaee
af weets Aas ziEhiF 1i1s Eins &
1rs11 cakss a-1 PEA +
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

Electric Light Lamps % ceats.
TIE West side Drug Store VIII
sell you Electric Light Globes
that have not been used for 70
cenls ezEh. 81
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27
a BETrER EDucATIoN

u = IL u = = LIVLE
or the topography of the South
west can hardly be obtained than
that offered By a ride on the 'sKatY
Flyer" Observation teaches much
and such q ride would be pro-
ductive Of great results. Fast Mod
ern Daily. Geo. Horton,
g. 2. a 7. A., NJ. K. &. T.
St. Louis, no.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

On account Of Peabody Normal
College summer school the Frisco
will sell tickets for one 6rst class
fare plus e225 for round trip.
For particulars call phone 2lO or
see A. G. Wilson, local agent
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

Southern Educational AssOcia-
tiOr, Aaheyille, n. G., June 30,
July 3. For the benefit Of those
wishing to attend the above meet
ing the Frisco will sell round trip
tickets for one fare plus a.. Good
70 return October 10. Tickets on
sale June II, q, %. Only for
going trip. For other informs
ton cali On A. G. Wilson, agent.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

C1sap rltss sis Frisso HEste1-
Parties wisAlnR 10 Lass . fE1p g
- East, West q IosfhwsAt. ealI
bko1e 20 q ass A. c. W1s0z
Zeal Hgsut.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

Elective sandaJ, June "a, local
irEights k75 and 474 will n0w run
every dsy exceps Sunday uBtiI
further notice.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

Ihs bazd il p1itaxg iE sene
good heka t1fas dsys Rsltisg
ready Tor G4s RDnrrh of Jniy eE.
s.gs2szt EFsTg Iaes1sT sd
Th1rs1sy niglf Ghsy ere ~ their
Fooz 10 sbs Msrrsy Asil. jazEi1g
Eiod 70 q wEy s1as Woa.d ronEince
most azybosy thst they uili bs
shsrs II good s1sps b The FOURTH
fyoa do1't oelisFe Is, j4sG drop
d0wn 70 their room some night
aud lssrr.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

The annual meeting Of the grand
lodge Of Elks will be held il Balti-
more July q oz3. A rate Of one
fare for the round trip plus " has
been made, selling July Is and 1s,
good 70 return July 81. Call on
or address h. Stephens, local agent
Of shs Rock leland, for further
PARTICULAR If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

ReDorts gsasrnily ls tbs Chick-
saaW nasiol sge 70 ghe t7act that
ths seb worms are DISAPPEARING
ffDm ths cotton aeldF, and that ths
cottoa is getting good start
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

{aks BaEs lsrHsElg - ezPoge
el 80 Dy ssss @14-
1erfed EHn ~ zse1s1a4i c.
raft1ezt eftAs Ans8aFkc Tritnne,
esUs cTsE fEou Arz1zrko O. ne
LawEo1 Expraaa lass EisAt 20 fEax-
1Gcf sore 1zii1zEs E1ttsTz u tzis
eitT. he wss sesozrasis1 p Ia
Little dsazhler. M B4ek iB-
fsrzzs t1s D11g ExpEeas thar Bel
has cq~ eseN arrazgem@zta Zor
sisFIi1g free d.iiy paper u t1at
city Foz ne Ifl5nss o@rc. the
iritEsI E1z Der of wkfeh I'll be s-
s1e1 1ext Mo11sT sfssr1oo1.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

All krds Cf ac&vz-gEr WcEk
de1s O. z1orf leiioe. LeEFs y1zE
order S Ets Baelsel cEarx
= 3. BsriEighs
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27
NOTIlE-

is hereby given that script rer.
ls'sr No. 3ll Of Nov. 20, 1900. %
y. y. Hill, for sf0O is reported
lost and The city Of Chiokasha viii
not Pc responsible for the ORIGINAL
~, Joe Dews. clerk.
This June n, 1903. sot
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

or superiority over other trains
are shown By service offered b.
The Katy Flyer A good train
70 take and the right way TO tgavel
between St. Louis and points in
tbe Indian Territory sBd Texas.
Excellent usals 81 dining stations
only 80 cents.
Georee horton,
G.P. 1T. A.. d. K. 8 T. Ry.
Si. Louis, Ne.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27
Wen Explain how you can get a set.

You'll not have another chance to get such
a set OF dishes as the plan we have.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-06-27

rr.-a - so ~ rl11s e.sest 11E.s5z11 ~
Z '.fsnz aIf selrl t1 40 t1zI e.. Lc--l
- F.erasa Csg a& FEzAEYa 4EF-E
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Animals and Pain,

Ascertained facts seem to show us
that by the lower forms of animal life
very little pain, as we understand the
word. can be felt at all. HOLSTERS, for
instance. will voluntarily deprive them
selves of their claws if suddenly alarm
ed by some such sound as that caused
by the firing of a heavy gun above
them. A crab, seized while feeding by
a greater and stronger, will continue
it's meal while being itself devoured.
a fish, torn and mangled by the hook.
will return in q moment or two to the
bait, with it's appetite unimpaired.
A blindworm or a sand lizard, if TN
eXpectedly seized, will snap it's body in
twain and glide away, none the worse
for the mutilation, to reproduce the
severed substance. It is hard, indeed,
in cases such as these to insist that
pain, in our sense Of the term, can be
in any real degree endured.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Irish Wit.

| must admit that Irish wit is often
Of the most mordant and even sar-
donic kind. Was there ever a more
sardonic stroke of description than
that O'Connell gave of Peels blood
lessness? His smile was like the sill
yer plate on a coffin"
Of another and lower quality, but
good Of its kind, is the following fish
Wife's sarcasm: 4 friend of mine was
waiting his turn to be served in fish
shop while little weakened old gen
tleman priced every fish in the shop.
How much is this-and this-and this
and this?" ETC.. till the exasperated
shopwoman exclaimed: "Ah. Go on
out of that wild ye. 1t isn't fish We
want, but information!'-Lo An
sWers.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Moving In Spanish Cities.

An odd sight to be seen in Spanish
cities is the manner of moving house
hold effects. In cities like Toledo and
Cordova the streets are mostly very
narrow and the houses tall, sometimes
six or seven stories. The streets are
often so narrow that horse vehicles are
not permitted in them. When the peo-
pie move from place to place their
household goods and chattels are trans
ported in handcarts. Then, instead Of
being painfully logged up the narrow
staircases, for there are no elevators,
they are hoisted in large baskets by
means of block and tackle to the par
ticular floor to which they are destined.
When there, they are passed in through
large doorlike windows. Tn most of
these cities one sees ornamental iron
hooks projecting from the topmost cor
nice of the facade, to which the tackle
is adjusted. 1t works on precisely the
same plan as that followed in Ameri-
can stable lofts for hosting hay.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Babies CRYING.

The instant a child is born it cries
This is a providential expansion of the
lungs and not, as many suppose, an in
dication of suffering or pain. Well de
veloped, we'll formed and healthy ba-
bies cry Justify at birth, while the
weak child has a feeble little cry. For
the first few months the cry is tear
less, and it is not till the second year
that lachrymal or tear ducts are fully
developed. After that there is a CO.
pious shedding, and a very slight cause
will lead to crying.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Al, Planters We're architects.

Very few of the old houses of the
south, except some of the Georgian
houses Of Charleston. which belong to
an earlier period than the white col
umned houses of the early nineteenth
century, have deliberately decorated IN
teriors. The reason is not far to seek.
Except in the seacoast cities of the
south skilled labor was rare, and ar
ehitects were almost unknown. Inc
great majority of planters therefore
were compelled either to import their
architectural designs or draw them
themselves. Most of them preferred to
do the latter Gas Thomas Jefferson pre-
ferred to draw his own plans for Mon
.ticeIlo) and to oversee personally the
construction of the houses.
With this end in view almost all
men Of means in the south prior to the
civil war were students of architecture
and ready purchasers Of such architec-
.tural plates as were published from
time to time To this day heavy vol
unes on Greek chitecture-technlcai
works that only students would care
to own-are to be found as features OF
such old family libraries as are still
preserved throughout the south.-Mrs.
Thaddeus Horton in House Beautiful.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
A StOrk Story.

A Warsaw journal relates the fol
lowing story of an experiment made
by Polish nobleman to. ascertain how
far storks migrate during the winter:
He caught a stork and attached a
plate to it's neck on which were in
scribed the words, "Hac ciconia ex
Polonia" ('This stork comes from Po-
land'D. In the following spring the
same storlz was found in the noble
mans park with a bundle around it's
neck containing several precious stones
of great value and the metal plate,
with these words on the other side,
India cum donis remittit Polunis"
C'India sends him back with presents
to the Poles").
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Definition of q Baby.

what is a baby?' is asked, and then
the following complicated definition is
given: The prince of walls, a dweller
in Lapland, the morning caller, noon
day crawler, midnight brawler, only
possession that never excites envy, a
key that opens the hearts Of all classes
the rich and the poor alike, in all coun-
tries; a stranger with unspeakable
cheek that enters the house without a
stitch to his back and is received with
open arms by all.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
ORDINANCE NO. 81.

The Mayor and Common Council of the City
OF EdgertOn do Ordain as follows:
An ordinance prohibiting splitting upon side
walks and i'm public places in he city Of Ed
gerton. Wis.
Section ]. From and after the passage, APP
prOvai and publication of this ordinance 1T
shall be unlaw FIJI for any person to spit or eX
pectorate OF deposit or place any sputum,
spittle, saliva phlem. mucns or tobacco juice
upon any part of any sidewalk in the city OF
EdgertOn, or upon any part of the floors OF
theatres, churches or concert halls located
within said dity.
Section > Any persons violating the terms
and provisions of this ordinance, SHALL upon
conviction the eOf, be punished by fine of not
less than 0neGol'ar (sl.00) nor more than fifty
dollars (T:1t0 'or by IMPRISONMENT of not less
than ONE day nor more than sixty days
Section 3 This ordinance shall take effect
and be i'll force from and after its passage, APP
prOval and publication. Passed ny the Com
mol C"nncil"5f the city OF EdgeltOn Wis, this
Second day Of June, A. D. 1908.
Attest.
HENA8 u WEr2SsoN. City Clerk.
Approved June 3D.. 1908,
GEO. w. DOTY MayOr.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05

Snipe shooting on an Irish bog is an
excellent test of a gunner's skill and
enthusiasm. An experienced bog
shooter if he finds himself going down
throws himself fiat ca his side or back
and at he same time throws his gun
to his attendant. generally an unshod
''gossoon,' who rarely fails to catch
it. The sensation Of being begged is
very unpleasant. but If a man throws
himself on lis side or back there is
strength enough in the peat to sup
port his body.-"Forty-fve Years of
Sport
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Dss re, ltRay TO Ruv Cheap?

A cheap remedy for r'"'ghs and colds
is all right, hut vOn want sonnet hi0g thai
will relieve and cure the more 81 we're Al
dangerous reSnit~ # THROAT and lung
troubles. What stral vou do? Go to a
warmer and nlnTt. r~gnltr climate? Yes
If possible: u not go ,slble for yun. then
in either Cas- take the only remedy that
has heen lntrndnced in all civilized
countries with success in severe throat
and Dang troubl-s, "Boschee's German
Syrap." It not only heals and stimu-
iates the tissues to destroy the germ
disease, but allays,irhammatiou, causes
easy expectoration, gives a good nights
rest and cures the patient. Try one
bottle. Reco nmended MANY years by
all druggists in the world. You can get
this reliable remedy at any druggists.
Price 25c and 75c.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05

The average weight Of a horse is
1000 pounds; his strength is equiva-
lent to that Of five men. In horse
mill moving at three feet per second.
track twenty-five feet diameter, he ex-
erts with the machine the power Of
four and a half horses. The greatest
amount a horse can pull in horizon
ral line is 900 pounds, but he can only
do this momentarily; in continued ex-
ertion probably half of this is the
limit
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Odd Laws of BOrneo.

When the Dyaks Of Borneo have to
decide between two disputants they
give to each the same sized lump Of
salt. These Jumps are dropped into
water, and he whose lump is dissolved
first is decided to be in the wrong.
Or they put two live shellfsh on a
plate, one for each litigant, and squeeze
lime juice over them. The verdict is
given according to which mans fish
:Stirs first.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
A Poor. RureaH.

Yes apologized the old citizen.
''our town is pretty dirty, | know, but
we have a street cleaning bureau"
Bureau" exclaimed the unsophisti-
Gated stranger. Il should think that
would be about the poorest implement
you could use for cleaning streets"
''Well. it is. '-Chicago Tribune.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
The Sacred Plants of the DruidS.

The, Druids held many plants sacred,
as, for instance, vervain, selago. mistle-
toe, and among trees the oak and the
rowan. There is, / think, no serious
doubt as to the identity of any Of these
except the second (selago), which is
generally thought to be the club moss.
Oak mistletoe is certainly rare. and
that may have been the reason why it
had an especially sacred character. but
it does exist.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Hers the Credit.

''There is one thing like about your
husband-he never hurries you when
getting ready to go out with him.
Every little credit is due to him for
that, my dear Whenever I see that 1
am not likely to be ready in time
simply hide his hat or his gloves and
let him hunt for them up and down
until have finished dressing"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Measuring Hides.

The ancient tanner paid an expert
high wages to guess at the contents Of
his hides when sold by measure. To-
day an unskilled workman hands the
irregular shaped pieces to a little ma
chine that looks something like table
with double top which, quicker than
the mind of the expert can guess it,
reckons with exactness the square con-
tents in both the metric and standard
systems
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Kenamnti II.

YES" remarked the thin chap, she
told me to name my own salary"
WELL" replied the fat one, ''that
was very liberal of him, I should
Think
''It was so,' retorted the thin one
sadly, "but he didn't seem to take to
the name. He changed it, and now
I'm getting wages only."-Cincinnati
Commercial Tribune.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05

A little girl aged three asked her
father for more candy. but was told to
wait until tomorrow. Looking out Of
the window for II few moments. she
suddenly called out. Papa. it looks
like tomorrow new
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Sizing Him UD.

Young Wife, giant to buy a hat
for my husband.
Hatter-What size does be wear?
Young Wffe-I declare forgot to
find out! l know the size of the collars
he wears, though. Its Is. He'd want
about size rs or 20 for a hat. wouldn't
bo9
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
No Neyvfnngled Notions For Him.

Adelbert-Grandpa when IL little boy
is bad do you believe in the infliction
Of corporal correction:
Grandpa-NG, rsiree! None O. yer
newfangled notions. jus femme get
him in the wood shed with Il good old
fashioned hickory switch. that's all!-
Chicago News.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Lfmitea OnDortuuity.

did you call at RoXley's house?'
inquired the young doctors wife.
Eyes, and L wish he had sent for me
sooner"
Gracious. lis he seriously ill:"
"Quite the reverse. I'm afraid he'll
be all right again before l get in half
dozen visits. Philadelphia Ledger.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Those Who RnOat

HNewcome-They tell me hens never
lay eggs at night. Did you know that?
Subbubs-Oh. yes.
Newcome-Strange. isn't it?
Subbubs-Not at all. All the hens
are ROSTERS at night, you know.-Phil-
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05

Very tart was Douglas Jerrold's re-
tort to a would be wit who, having
fired off all his stale jokes with no eff
feet, exclaimed:
"Why, you never laugh when I say a
good thingy
Don't I?'' said Jerrold. '"Qnly try
me with onev'
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Describing 1t Exactly.

"The world isn't what it used to be-
complained the cynic. Formerly a
man had some chance. Now it is just
Hke-just like
"Just like church fair" said the
listener. supplying the lacking smile
without an effort-Judge.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Something In the Filling.

t'Do you know you can tell mans
disposition by his teeth?'' asked the
girl who believes in signs, bumps and
~
palm reading.
"How interestingly said her compan.
ion, who did not believe in anything.
A'Then Jack must have q golden dispo-
Sitiam !"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05

His Trial.

"Ah, Sa i, so you've been in trouble,
seh?''
Eyes, Jim
'Well, cheer up, man. Adversely tries
us and shows up our better qualities"
"Ah, but adversely didn't try me. It
was a solemn old judge, and he showed
up my worst qualities"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
A Time For Blindness.

There is sometimes greater charity
in seeming not to see our neighbours
trouble than in trying to relieve it.
'Let me alone!" is the prayer Of many
a tortured heart when the curious, the
of1cious and the tactless force the door
Of its place Of desolation. albeit they
bring wine and oil.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
| Dung Plants

Every farmer knows that
some plants grow better than
o1lers. Soil may be the same
md seed may seem the same
out some plants are weak and
others strong.
And that's the way with
children. They are like young
plants. Same food, same home,
same care but some grow big
and strong while others stay
mall and weak.
SCOTS Emulsion offers an
easy way out of the difficulty.
C-,ild weakness often means
cc--vation, not because of lack
s feed, but because the food
Goes not feed.
SCOTS Emulsion really feeds
nd gives the child growing
strength.
Whatever the cause of weak
Tess and failure to grow
SCOTS Emulsion seems to find
lt.and set the matter right. =
Send for free sample.
Scott & Bovine, Chemists, 4oo Pearl ST., New York
soc. and $500; all druggists. 80.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
The Inference

$50 that distinguished looking lady is
your wife. eh?'
mo I'm that distinguished looking
lady's husband"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
IT, :. Charge.

Judge-Oficer what is this prisoner
charged with?
Officer - Electricity. your honor.
caught him Stealing trolley wire.-Phil-
adelphia Telegraph.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05

Uncle Reuben says, ''Sflence may not
allus be wisdom, but if yo' don't say
muffin yo' can't be called fule fur it."
Detroit Free Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
A Question.

"What do you think of the new
boarder?" asked Mrs. Starven.
'Oh, I don't know" replied Star
board
II think he's very polite"
Either that or very sarcastic. Did
you hear him ask me if I'd have the
cream? Philadelphia Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
The Fathers Idea.

Daughter-Papa, mamma says birth
day gifts are luxuries. but l say they
are necessities. Now. what do you say
they are?
Father-I? Oh. say they are nuf-
SanceS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
Not Too Much So,

Uncle Reuben says: II like a con-
scientious man, but I like him as I like
him. In other words, I don't want
he quarrels wild his wife, cuffs his chill
dren or starves his dawg to carry out
sartin principles. '-Detroit Free Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
A Few Words.

"Did you have many words with
your wife last night?'
mo; only few words. but they
were rep3asA-rery often. Ally SEo-
per.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05

The lighter the individual the easier
ne will find it to float in the social
>swim.--Chicago News.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05
All His Fault.

Eva-I thought you were never going
to speak to Harold again as long as
you lived?
CiSs-I know I said so, but it wasn't
my fault that broke the resolution.
Eva-How did it happen?
Ciss-He called me up over the tele-
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-06-05

The greatest Of faults. l should say.
is to be conscious of none.-Carlyle.