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The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-12-17
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Clerk-"These tiger skin rugs are
5000" Mrs. Youngmisses-"And are
you sure they are imported? Judge.
Mr.. Hunter-"What is your favorite
wild gamer Miss Bird-"Oh, foot1
ball. by all meansw-Yonkers States1
man. a
Stella-"Why did she refuse JackW
Bella-"Because he couldn't support
her in the style she was accustomed
to."-Puck. II
"What possessed her to marry him,
I wonder? "Well, you know how hard
it is to get good caddies nowadays
Brooklyn Life. Fl
Clerk SIS this to be charged,
madam" Lady-"Oh, yes, you'll have
to. My husband has just lost his posi-
tion."- Harper's Bazaar. i
"This changes the complexion OF
things" remarked the facetious drug
clerk as he picked up box Of face
powder.-Philadelph Record.
Diplomacy's curious thing;
Though wondrously polite.
You can't tell if twill finish in
A love feast or a fight.
Washington Star.
Cholly-"D-did Init anything guiders
Guide-"No; you fired too quick. If
you'd only waited ten seconds my head
would have been right in range
Judge. 81
Little Willie-"What is the difference
between character and reputation, pa?s
Pa-"Character is a luxury, my son.
while reputation is necessity. "-Chi+
cago News. n
Being asked which he would be nke+
ly to choose in case of emergency, the
devil or the deep sea, Brother Dickey
replied briefly, Il can't swim. "-Atlan-
ia Constitution. 81
Don't you ever get to feeling nerve
Gus for fear your husband may fall in
love with his typewriter LADY," "Oh,
no; not at all. She's my mother. Chi
cago Record Herald.
HE must be a good artist" "Not
necessarily" HE certainly sells his
pictures for good prices" ooh, we'll.
no one denies that he's a good sales.
man."-Chicago Evening Post.
When winter, with his muddy feet,
AZ Along the hills doth fare,
q Dame nature takes her carpet up
~ And leaves the floor all bare.
81 Life.
'sWhat is it that worries her so
much" 1.-THE approach of the social
season has made her suddenly aware
of short-sightedness in letting her neck
get tanned last summer" Chicago
Post. -: ID
Mr.. Pepper-'I don't believe there
was dry eye in the house when the
curtain went down on the third act"
Mrs. Pepper-"No, but there seemed to.
be the usual number of dry throats."-
New Yorker.
Struggling Poet (gloomily)-"All my
verses have been sent back" Wife,
"Well, wouldn't worry, dear. They
pay so little when they accept them
that it does not matter much."-New
York Weekly.
Ascum-"I read in the financial news
this morning that money is easier
now. What on earth does that meanT
rokeleigh-"Perhaps it means that il
goes easier I'm sure don't find that
it comes any easier" = Philadelphia
Press.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-12-17
going onY she said, booking In at the

going onT she said, looking In at the
door.
"Sh," said the little Green Elf. "a
Christmas tree for the Lame Squirrel"
"Wait minute" said the Snowbird.
It'll bring a bunch of wheat for the
top"
One of the Frost Fairies put his head
In the door. "YOu seem to be very
busy-what are you doingY' he called
ont.
"Sh," said the little Green Elf. "A
Christmas tree for the Lame SOUR
rel"
''Oh. let me help said the Frost
Fairy. II know where to find 4 whole
pile Of hickory nuts, and I'll put some
frost crystals on every branch.
It was beautiful Christmas tree.
The moon came out on purpose to look
ut 1t. There is stood In the middle OF
the little Green Elf's parlor. From the
top to the bottom 1t was shining with
the frefiies for lights and the frost
crystals. The bunch Of wheat waA
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-12-17

he came back, he was dragging hem
lock branch. He stood it up in the mid
die of the floor. He made so much
Christmas tree for the Lame SOUR
rel. Don't you tell him."
"Got any fxings for itY' inquired
the Cricket
ooh, few" said the little Green
Elf. Ppm going to hang on bog
Of chestnuts I was saving for din
ner tomorrow"
"Hold orr said the Cricket. 'eI1l
just waken a few frefiies to be lights
on the tree"
A Snowb1d fiuttered by. "What is
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-12-17

the Christmas trees going into town.
Fine sight! You ought to be up here"
The little Green Elf unclasped his
hands He began to whistle softly to
himself Then he took his pine needle
broom ands swept the snow out Of his
house. Next. he scampered or over
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1903-12-17

the snow. He was not gone long. When
noise doing it that one of the sleeping
crickets woke up.
what are you doingT she asked,
peering in at the door.
"Sh," said the little Green Elf. s'Its
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24
BiShOpOf Quincy
is COnSeCfated

Chicago, Aug. 24.-There was a not
able gathering OF the leading Bishops
Of the Protestant Episcopal church
today when Rev. DR.. Edward Fawcett
was consecrated Bishop OF Quincy in
81. Bartholomew's church, Engle-
wood. The consecrator was Bishop
George +. Seymour Of Springfield,
who was assisted by a number Of en-
inent churchmen. The ceremony was
a solemn and impressive one and was
Witnessed by a crowd that filled the
church edlnce TO overhowing.
The Rt Rev Edward Fawcett for
several years has been rector Of 81.
Bartholomew's church and is regarded
as one OF the most learned Of the
clergymen In Chicago. He is a native
Of Iowa, 3s years old and one Of the
youngest men ever honored by the
episcopate in the American church.
He studied theology at Northwestern
University and early in his career
held several pastorates in Chicago.
lie was formerly a member Of the
Methodist Episcopal church.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24

have just closed arrangements to oper
an ofice in the Dekum building IN
Portland. which will be incharge Of
DIR. Anna Barr. This move has been
contemplated for some time, and is
made upon the solicitation of Port
land friends. A good practice is as
sured from the start, and the Salem
friends viii be glad to hear Of this
favorable opportunity. osteopathy
seems to be growing in favor as all
the practitioners Of that school seem
TO be constantly busy. Or. Frank
Barr, Of this firm, has opened practice
at Mt. Angel and Woodburn, which
points he visits every week, and he is
meeting with good success at both
places.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24
The Lakes
Regatta

Oshkosh, Wis, Aug. 24.-The week
of the annual regatta of the Inland
Lakes Yachting association has ar.
rived and Lake winnebago is dotted
with more fleet craft than ever before
in IT'S history. Several hundred crack
yachts are here as representatives of
the various clubs belonging TO the as.
sociation. which embraces In It's
membership the states OF Wisconsin,
Minnesota. Michigan. Indiana Illinois
and Iowa The Oshkosh Yacht club
has made preparations on an elabarate
scale for the entertainment Of the Wis.
Ting yachtmen and the week promises
10 be a gala one for the lovers Of
sports.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24

Ff-st, let I, b. dlstinetly understood tha,
every one Of fbe oAsoa boicW had been diagnosed
Dy one or niofs physioians 10 snrsnio aaa IN
eurnblo, second. note tao seftaihtrof u ne 20
suits as shows W tho resssert aiss sf ne
ssionds thep toid Nhs vers Sin1arlt aGiiotsd
rith supposed incernble hidner diseaseG
n. W. spauldinE. fFeudacst spauidinE saw
% San Francisco, hna Z raoovery n HE own
family aud fold several offers who recovered.
AIoiph Weske, onpitAiist, san Francisco,
rcfJvefed himself and lold i've irionda who 10
iSs'SS pS Carl D. zicie. oassr arseis, nus rnsias
siroot, Snp frtncisco, roeovoni hlulself end
save lt % core thar doeen pasieats Who 70
1H'Sf Cforica Rsvolhs. editor Of She German paper
fiau FrpnoiGs0, rcrosurod himnoif nnd told y tc
cuasies n. wssksf. he Bixta atrsst merchant
a. NJ. Wool, Ufitor Wine ana Spirit Review,
recovered III iscf and told II 70 several who
recovered, alnong thom being an oid-schooI
Edward ahort of The san Frauoisoe ceil 70.
ecvcrpd. alNo ihrse Of his friends, viz: william
and William Hawkins OF ths d 8. Quarter.
masters Ds.uartment 0f SAn francieco.
John A. Pheya Of the Hotel Kepelier, San
Tss hdasys arc the sewers that ssFain the
Ssranssmsnt for . IsSost While Bot shsn mo
nfsl skpIained by nflsit, d q sniy > question
~ how long before death will ensue. IL u then
eelind nrlghis Disease and inournele. Az
hitney troubles asvalep into tails fern shout
she Ssh 20 iota month. The aoeve eases Wors
inourahle hy al othsr known meahn People
having kidney disoRss should bsgin 81 hrat wlth
the only known Thing that viii ears IL II y hae
reached tl.e Esriou. stage. Fultens kenal
HcmpOund for brighte nrd klanfy Diaeapea, VI
Cor Dlabatea, o. % Juhn ]. fu1on o.. 100
Washinnton street, San Franclaco. sole com |
poundsIs. ssba fer psmphleh We aFe The sole |
earsts fDr this eiJ.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24

Offers a choice OF THREE gateways,
KANSAS CITY. ST. JOSEPH OF
OMAHA, to Chicago and points East
Through Standard and Tourist
sleeping cars daily between San Fran
cisco and Chicago via Los Angeles
and FL Paso.
Through Tourist Sleeper each
TUESDAY from Portland TO Chicago
via Salt Lake and Colorado Springs.
Through Standard Sleeping Car
daily between Ogden and Chicago.
Lowest rate in effect always avail
able via Rock Island System"
Reduced ROUND TRIP RATES 4
effect on July 10, 1s. 15 and 16. an 4
August IS. 10. 25 and 26; 80 days rs
turn limit
BE sure that your ticket reads Via
the Great Rock Island Route.
The best and most reasonable ain
ing car service. For information,
GEO. w. BANTER. T. p. A.
L. b. GoRHAM. Gen Agt., $50 Aide
street, Portland Ore.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24

Open Branch Office.
Drs. schoettle. Barr g. Barr, the
Iuccessful osteopaths OF this city
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24

On June lst the Southern Pacific Cd
viii resume the sale OF excursion ticl,
cts TO Newport and Yaquina Bay. Thu
resort is becoming more popular ever,
year. and hotel accommodations arl
better than ever before, and at red
sOnable rates. Season tickets fror1
Salem 20 Newport $500; 10 Yaquina
SA50. Saturday to Monday tickets 4
Newport $500; 10 Yaquina. $500.
W. r. CONAN.
b-1i-eod Gen Pas. Aged
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24
Sold In Salem by 8. C. stone.
Call for Free Samples.
REDUCED EXCURSION RATES.
To the Seaside and Mountain Resorts
for the Qunnmer

for tnc summer.
The Southern Pacific company has
placed on sale at very low rates round
trip tickets to the various resorts
along its lines, and also, in connection
with the Corvallis & Eastern, to De.
troit and the seaside at Yaqulna Bay,
latter tickets good for return until
October 10th.
Three day tickets TO Yaquina bay,
good going Saturdays, returning Mon.
days, are on sale at greatly reduced
rates from all points Eugene and
North on both East and West Side
lines, enabling people to spend Sun.
day at the seaside. Very low round
trip rates are also made between Port.
land and same points on the Southern
Pacific. good going Saturdays, re.
turning Sunday or Monday. allowing
Portland people to spend Sunday in
the country and the out of town peo.
pie 10 have the day In Portland.
Tickets from Portland to Yaquina
bay good for return via Albany and
East Side. or Corvallis aud West Side
at option of passenger. Baggage
checked through TO Newport. A new
feature at Newport this year will be
an up-to-date Kindergarten in charge
of an experienced Chicago teacher.
A beautifully illustrated booklet de-
scribing the seaside resorts on va.
quina bay has been published by the
Southern Pacific and Corvallis &
Eastern railroads. and can be secured
from any of their agents. or by ad.
dressing w. f. Conan, @. p. A, S. p.
Co. Portland. OF Edwin Stone, Man.
ager. c. & 70. r. r. Albany, Or.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24
UPPER PART or THE DOOR

made. Above this Is a sheet OF card,
board, which | call my fruit list. | may
tell OF Il In another article. Just below
the gem pan Is little book made OF
writing paper, In which l write my
tested recipes that have proved worth
a second trial; just below this a thick
pad, with pencil attached. which re
eeives Jottings OF things needed In the
home. The cardboard sheet below the
CRATER has a memorandum OF weights
and measures, which l find handy In
following some recipes.
when the pantry door is closed. all
this is out OF the way aud out OF sight.
much prefer this plan 20 that OF hav-
ing everything In the kitchen. or
course IL would not do for a person
who does not keep the black washed
on the utensils. | rarely put any uten.
sil save my teakettle over an open
stove hole, 80 have no trouble In keep
Ing everything immaculate. - May
French In American Agriculturlst.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24
Utilizing a Pantry Door.

Not having any too much room in my
pantry. which was originally a hall
cupboard, utilized the door in the
manner shown. The smaller articles
have taclSs ms hangers. For the larger
ones small hooks are better These can
be bought for few cents per dozen
aid do not damage the wood as does a
nail. The lids are held in place by fine
wires stretched across the panel 70
small Jacks driven in the edge OF mold
Ing
Tie little pocket above the stewpan
holds my bread tickets, for living iS
high in this town, and we find that
bread for two is cheaper bought than
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24
FOR THE HOUSEWIFE


with the spring housecleaning th'
question Of laundering lace curtains
usually comes to the front City peo
ole ordinarily send them to a cleaner
because there is nowhere to spread
them when the family ,overfows every
corner OF a fiat, but where there Is
room they are nicely done at home.
Shake any dust thoroughly from the
curtains and then soak them over
night in plenty Of cold water. In the
morning rinse them out of several wa
ters before putting them into suds.
After doing this put them in hot suds
and wash them by sopping and squeez
ing Wash in second tub of suds,
then put them into u tub Of boiling wa
ter. After an hour rinse thoroughly.
If you wish to have them very white,
slightly blue the last water, but II an
old look Is desired have the water
slightly colored with black tea. Dry
them i'm the open air, then put them
through thin starch and also through
the wrlnger. If you have frames, put
the curtains in them, but IL you have
not tack some old sheets on the floor
and put the curtains on them, being
careful to pull them straight and to
have each point drawn out and pinned
down. Two persons are almost neces-
sary for this part OF the work, as upon
the careful stretching and pinning de-
pend the perfect hanging and finished
look OF the curtains. Two or three cur
talns may be placed together. Two
lays time is required TO dry them
when they are doubled In this manner.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24

One way OF dlsposing OF odd scraps
OF dry bread Is 10 make a soup with
them. This can be made with quite
weak stock; the second boiling OF the
bones will do. Cut up some carrots
aud onions aud boil them with the
stock. and when the vegetables are
nearly done break up the dry bread
into II and boil al well together, add
ing a little burnt onion OF sugar to col
or Il. This bread soup viii be found
TO be both economical and nourishing
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24

ltrOilers Tor The gas stove are sim
liar In style 70 the toassers with the
wire gauie below. and are OF cOrrugat.
"a steel well raised. with a narrow n.
eeptacle az each end. into which the
gravy from the cooking meats runs
fpor the eorEusationa of the steel
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24

DO TNOE 7 WTNNNs
That on next Sunday, July 18th, ane
every Sunday thereafter until the
close Of the summer season, that the
Corvallis g. Eastern railroad will give
one Of their popular Sunday exeur'
slons to Newport and return, leaving
Albany at a. n, Corvallis at FSO
and Phllomath at 7:45.
Fare for the round trip from these
points $3.50, points west the usual
Sunday rates. Three-day or season
tickets good to return Sunday night,
II desired. EDWIN sIONE,
Manager.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24
25e Can DO

Wonders in the way of meal, II you
call on George Bros. the White House
Restaurant. They can serve you the
best 70 be had on the coast. Open
lay and night.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24
kItshen cenrcnlsare..

Grooved rolling pins for rolling out
cookies and other small cakes are seen
among Kitchen eOnveniences. Iron
hoiders lined with asbestus are onered.
They prevent any burning OF the hand.
though the most convenient datiron Il
the one with detached handle. which
d0es not become hot
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24
Quick
Time
East

From Tacoma. Seattle. the Puge
sound country and Spokane TO Mis-
souri, river points ami the Southeas
the burlington offers quick service
Through trains Seattle TO Kansal
City equipped with big, free chair car,
standard Pullman sleepers, and las
but not least. tourist sleepers, clean
comfortable and cheap.
Why not take the Southeast specia
via Billings and the Burlington? YoI
cant do better, and you might d,
worse. .t
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-08-24
WHY WE ARE AGENTS

Here Are Some o. the couvincIna
Facts That Caused ne 90 Take
tho Agency for the Fulton Conn
pounds, the First ThinRs known
that Cure Chronic Kidney Dis
enaca.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-03-06
Inc Vice Of NaQQina.

Clouds Of happiness of the home, but
anagging woman often needs help. She
may be so nervous and rundown in health
that trofles annoy her. If she is melan-
chOly, eXcitable troubled with loss of APP
petite,' headache, sleeplessness. constipa-
ton or fatntinS and dizzy spells, She
needs Electric Bitters, the most wonder
full remedy for ailing women. Thousands
of sufferers from female troubles. nervous
troubles, bachache and weak kidneys
have used it, and becOmi healthy and
happy. Try it. Only SOC at JnO. f..
Jacksons drug store guaranteed satisfac-
ton.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-03-06
North TazeweIl.

North Tazewell, Va, March Cor
respondence.-Mr Ed thought as
| have seen no news from this place
for some time, would write you n few
items.
Mr.. Robert Ireson, who has been at
Pounding Mill, for Some time, moved
his family back to his old home, at
North Tazewell.
Capt. c. \. Fudge, who has been
suffering from rheumatism, is much
improved.
The little five year old son of II. f.
Lawrence. came near being drowned.
while Try ng to skate on the ice last
Monday.
Mrs. Peggie Beavers, who has been
quite sick for some time, is reported
some better.
Mr.. and Mrs. George p. Lawrence
are the proud parents Of n fine girl
baby.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-03-06
Would Smash the Club.

If members OF the Hay Fever Associa-
ton" would use DIR Kings New Dlsoov-
cry for Consumption, the club would go
to oieces. for 1t always cures this malady
and Asthma, the kind that battles the
doctors-it wholly drives from the system
Thousands OF Once-hopeless sufferers
from Consumption, Pneumonia. BrOnchi-
tbs owe their lives and health to it. 1t
conqUers Grip. saves little ones from
Group and WhoOping cough and is posit-
lively guaranteed for the Throat and Lung
troubles, SOC. Sl.OO. Trial bottle free at
JnO. f. Jacksons drug store.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-03-06
from Kentucky. They were faultless-
ly attired for the august occasion.

from Kentucky. They were faultless-
ly attired for the august occasion.
The bride and groom, in modest and
graceful attitude stood in the presence
Of the Rev. T.. G.. Switzer, pastor OF the
Methodist Church in Wayne; who pro-
ceeded to unite the happy couple in
the use OF the exquisite ritual Of the
Methodist Episcopal church, South.
The congratulations extended were
most cordial Afterward the entire
party were elegantly served with re-
freshments, and upon request OF the
bride registered their names in the
wedding album. The presents were
very fine indeed. and gave expression
to the love and happy wishes of con-
tributors.
Dr. Cecil and wife left on the 9 p. m.
train going North. They will spend a
time 1T Cincinnati, and then go on TO
Chicago, where the DIR. designs taking
n postgraduate course i'm medicine
that will fit him for the highest place
in his honOred profession. After this
he will pursue his life work in Hunting
ton or some other city OF our Com
monwealth. His bride, with her cul-
ture and refinement, will be suitable
companion for him i'm the best life at
tainablc
Mrs. Belle A. Cecil, mother OF the
Dr., graced the happy occasion.
The brides maids, Misses Elliott
Miller and Frank, from other states
We'd with our own Misses Bowen and
Hewitt in beauty Of person and grace
fulness of manner.
Two visiting clergymen, Revs. Mr.
Moore, OF the Presbyterian church, and
Mr.. Garden Of the Methodist church
were present, and gave the sanction OF
their amen to the interesting marriage
service.
The cold" Dr. and his honored wife
deserves, and certainly have our SYM
pathy Of their unspeakable loss OF a
only Daughter. However, she is not
lost to them but sustains only chang
ed relation.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-03-06

A weak stomach weakens the man, be =
cause it cannot trasform the food he eats
INTO nourishment. Health and strength
cannot be restored to any sick man or
weak woman without first restoring
health and strength to the stomach. A
weak stomach cannot digest enough food
to feed the tissues and and revive the tired
and rundown limbs and organs OF the
body. KOdol Dyspepsia Cure cIeanses,
pnrifies. sweetens and strengthens the
glands and.membranes OF the the stomach
and cures Indigestion. dyspepsia. and all
stomach troubles. John Z. Jackson.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-03-06
Beautiful BramweII Wedding.

Bramwell, w. Va, Feb. 24.-Our
community has long felt an interest in
the only daughter of DR. and Mrs.
McGuffin, Miss Alma, and since the
announcement of her approaching
marriage TO DR.. +. r. Cecil, of Catletts-
burg, KY, that interest has intensified,
eliminating in beautiful wedding in
the spacious and elegant home of the
brides parents last Tuesday eve.
Every contribution possible was
made to the loneliness of the occasion,
and those who witnessed it bear testi-
mony to the brilliant success achieved.
At the hour appointed. Z O'Clock,
Mrs Switzer, aunt of the bIideand wife
of the Officiating minister, played Men
delssohn's immortal wedding march,
while the bridal party entered and as
sumed their appropriate stations in the
elegantly prepared parlor.
The attendants were: Miss Elliot
and Miss Miller, of Kentucky; Miss
Frank. of Indiana; Miss Bowen and
Miss Hewitt, Of Bramwell Then came
Masters Edward Cooper and Francis
Goodwill, strewing in the pathway OF
the bride beautiful and fragrant rose
leaves. Last of all came the bride
with her maid Of honor Miss Bierly, OF
Maryland.
All were richly and tastefully attired
The bride wore an elegant white satin
gown of rare richness and beauty COW
cred over with yell exquisite in tex.
ture and drapery, ornamented with or
ange blossoms. She bore in her hand
a bunch of white violets, while her at
PENDANTS bore purple violets.
The groom was attended by his best
man, Mr.. Z. X. Eartham, a cousin