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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

The nations pride. standard rotary
shuttle sewing machines, at
WEEKS BROS.
Practical Timers and Plumbers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

The largest crowd that has ever left
Ardmore is scheduled to leave here
on May IL at o'clock to join the
Merry In their "Trip
Around the World" 29-tf.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

Beginning Monday. March %. will
have on sale hot bread twice a day
morning and evening. Try a loaf Of
mothers bread.
]. II. sPEIGLE, Prop.
22tf. Steam Roller Bakery.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01
Land Wanted.

by a Choctaw citizen Want Eve
allotments. Will pay for same or let
rents pay for improvements. Address
Riley Coleman, Stigler, l. r. 30-3t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

Refrigerators, the best in the city,
at ]. d. Spragins & Co.'S.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

The White Mountain refrigerator
are ice savers Spragns & Co. sell
them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

A protracted meeting win begin at
the Christian church next Sunday.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

Kills the grocer financially and
is hard on the customer. Do your
buying from JAKE and you will
have no bad goods, and these are
samples of cash prices.
6 10. package Oat Meal..-......-.-25c
2 10. Friends Oats..-..........-.... .......- lOc
2 ID. Avena Oats. ............... l0c
l 10. Grape s-.....---..- .l5c
2,lb. package Force...........-......-25e
2 10. package Malta Vita ..........-25c
2 10. package Shredded whole
w neat -.--. -...........-..---25
Genuine Texas Ribon Cane
Syrup, per gallon-..........----75c
Texas Sorghum Molasses, per
BoiiOh ..---..---. -...-.-.-..-- AUG
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

Don't fail TO see Mrs. Surgeons
special showing Of fine millinery to-
morrow
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

A Serious Cutting ARRAY o..
Has occurred at l42 North Washing
ton street on the price Of screen
doors-G5c. 25-tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

The only pure ice cream made can
be had al splegle's bakery and confec-
tionery at 25c per quart or 81 per
gallon. 3u
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

We have for sale 600 bushels OF
Kings Improved Cotton Seed This
is unquestlonably the finest lint
grower for this section Address.
TEMPLE FEED Co,
24-dw2w Temple Texas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01
BLOOD RENOYATORS

Yoa can aforf 10 nnu sInce the
shuuer--t1 hur that ueficire which
tte corrfnc q Srrinr fas ua1e nec-
essary fgr persorai Uell being, etc
Any good Sarsaparilla
or Blood Medicine you
see described in their
special literature is in
dicated for the ailment.
For instance, John
stons : Sarsaparilla,
Hoods Sarsaparilla or
p. p. p, S. S. S. and
others of equal merit.
COLEMAN BROS.
ID & &
a05 west MAIN street
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

Special display Of fine dress hats at
Irs. Spui geon's tomorrow.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01
Before you go phone IA.

Lots Of good riding, eating and mu
sic furnished to all those who take the
"Trip Around the World" 20 Il
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01
Thousands on Starvation

And they are dying at a great rate
because they can't get through Laid
laws Csc screen doors. 25-tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

The White Elephant Buggy remains
the worlds standard Of a good buggy.
WILLIAMS, CoRHN & co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

Ice for sale at splegie's. l2.im.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

Cash buys a good sewing machine
at cost at J. B. spragIns & Cos.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE OR RENT--A blacksmith
shop, good location, plenty of work.
Terms reasonable. Apply to Mrs.
S. f, Majors, Elk. /. T. 22-12t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

Subscribe for the Ardnorsits.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

"ANTED-To sell or trade a business
house and lot in the growing town
OF Ravia, |. T. The lot is large
and the location is suitable for any
kind Of business. Apply at the Ard
moreite. dv
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01
WANTED.

WANTED-Young men to prepare for
government positions. Fine open.
.ings in all departments. Good sal
aries. Rapid promotions. Exam.
nations. soon. Particulars free
Interstate Cor. Inst. Cedar Rapids
Iowa. 27.dy-1m.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-05-01

22tf
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
POWDER AND GUNS
Evidence That Thcy We're Used Lons
Ecforc the Christian Era.

Evidence That They We're Used Long
Ecforc The Christian Era.
There is abundant evidence that the
origin OF gunpowder and artillery goes
far bfslS in the dim ages OF the past.
The IIlndoo code. complied long be
fore the Christian era. prohibited the
making OF war with cannons and guns
or any kind of firearms. Quintas Cur
thus informs us that Alexander the
Great met with fire weapons in Asia,
and philostratus says that Alexander's
conQucsts were arrested by the use OF
gunpowdcr II Is also written that
those wise men who lived in the cities
Of the Gangcs 'ovcrthrew their enc
mics with tempests and thunderbolts
shot from the walls" Julius Afrlcnnus
mentions shooting powder in the year
275. 1t was used in the siege Of Con
stantlnople in G0S. by the Arabs in 600,
at Thessalonica in 9O4. at the siege Of
Belgrade in 1913, by the Greeks In ma
val battle in zoos, by the Arabs against
the Iberians in 114T and at Toulouse in
1918.
II appears to have been generally
known throughout civilized Europe as
early as 1900, and soon thereafter It
made its way into England, where It
was manufactured during the reign OF
Elizabeth, and we learn that few
arms were possessed by the English In
1910 and that they were used at the
battle Of Crccy in l346.-Cassier's Mag
azine.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Ivory ns Medicine.

Ivory was used as Il medicine up to
the end OF the eighteenth century.
In Schroder's Zoology" 1852 trans
lated into English by T. Bateson, it is
thus described under the heading,
"Elephas." "His teeth are only used
in medicine, vulgarly called ivory. The
virtues: 1t cools and dryes, moderately
binds cuts, strengthens the inward
parts. 1t is good for the jaundice, it
chaseth away Wormes, it is good for
inveterate Instructions, it takes away
the pains and weakness Of the stom-
ach. it heals the Epilepsie, drives away
Melancholy. resists rottenness and
poysons. 1t is used in infusions, and the
powder is given in substance. The
dose Is half n dram. Preparation;
T., Burnt ivory, called Spodium, and to
distinguish it from the mineral Spo-
dium. Spodium of Ivory. H., Troches
of Spodium."
Ivory ground fine and made into a
sort of jelly has been used as a
Strengthening food I'm more recent
times by medical advice.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Worms as soil Renovators.

Earthworms are not soil formers,
for they are seldom met with in soils
that are destitute of organic matter
They are simply renovatOrs. Every
time Il worm is driven by dry weather
or any other cause TO descend deep it
brings to the surface, when It empties
the contents of its body, a few parti-
cles of fresh earth. At the same time
it fertilizes the subsoil by opening up
passages, which encourage the roots of
plants To penetrate deeper these pas
sages being lined with excreted mat
ter which provides store of nourish-
ment for the roots. On meadow land
Darwin found that these worm casts
amount annually to eighteen. tons an
acre and on good arabic land to about
ten tons
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Link Prosperous.

Even though you may not be pros
porous, adopt as far as possible the
appearance Of prosperity. 1t is sound
capital and will bring good interest in
the long run. Shabby looking people.
you may have noticed, always appear
apologize and can easily BE turned
down when they are most I'm need of a
helping hand. DO not confuse apparent
prosperity with extravaganza. Small
but telling home economies can be
practiced in order TO hide from the
public the fhct that the wolf Is at the
door. Keep a brave front. Dame For
tune likes TO throw her magic cloak
about the shoulders of the man or wO.
man who looks capable Of making the
best Of 1t.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Work For His sheep.

A resident of London with a taste for
deviled kidneys found himself recent
ly in n remote west of England village,
where n sheep was killed about once
a week. Not knowing that mutton was
a luxury and kidneys, for obvious rea-
sons. therefore. a rarity, he presented
himself day after day at the village
butchers with the same request for his
favorite breakfast dish. The butcher,
looking upon his customer as a lunatic,
bore it as long as he could, but on the
fifth day said Indignantly, IF you
think. young man, that my sheep have
nothing better TO do than TO lay kid
neys for your breakfast you be mortal
mistoOk. ."-LOndOn Answers.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
me nom. Of MUSICAL F,.b.

Lake Battcaloa. Ceylon. has the
probably unique distinction of being
the home of musical fish. The sounds
emitted by these are said to be as
sweet and melodious as those which
would be produced by a series of A1o-
Ian harps. Crossing the lake in boat
one can plainly distinguish the pleas
ant sounds. If an oar is dipped in the
water the melody becomes louder and
more distinct.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
If,

Joseph Chamberlain, the English
statesman. was once indebted TO a
nursery rhyme for a great oratorical
hit. In one Of his speeches he was
criticislng Lord Beaconsfield aud Lord
Salisbury on their return from Berlin,
where they had been carrying ON nego-
tiations with Bismarck.
Both had made speeches explaining
their actions, and one Of them In the
course OF his oratory used the word
''if' so many times as to give Mr..
Chamberlain a chance in his reply to
make one of those popular illusions
which are remembered longer than any
logic
"What the honorable gentleman has
said" he remarked, reminds me Of a
rhyme l learned from my nurse:
"If all the seas we're bread and cheese.
IL all the rivers were ink,
II all the lakes were currant cakes,
What should we have TO drink
The effect on the audience was tre-
mendous. No one ever forgot that
"if."
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
AN ALL AROUND CITIZEN
No One state Was Large Enough For
This SON OF Erin.

No One state Was Large Enough For
This son of Erin.
"Thcre was an Irishman connected
with the suffers department in the
civil war" said an old veteran, who
fell asleep on the battle field after Bull
Run. A party Of Confederate scouts
saw him, and as he had no uniform
their leader prodded him awake and
asked: who are you? Where do you
belong? What's your namer
"'Bcgobs says Pat, rubbing his eyes.
'them's too many questions und, be
yure leave, I'll be afther asl1n' yez tn
same
Were McClellan's men, just from
Washington
81 knew yez ware, glntlemen, and
I'm thot same
"'Oho. That's where we've caught
you. Put him under arrest, menl We
belong to Beauregafd's army
"'Thln We lied TO me, an, suspectin'
that same, told We the same thing yez
told me, retorted the Irishman prompt
ly. Now, give me the truth, an I'll do
the same by yez. What state do ye
come fromY
"'From South Carolina
$50 do l, an from all the other
states. begobs, an that's where I'm
thinkln' I've got the best of yez. Yez
don't think I'd be sich a fule as to
come all the way from Ireland to be.
long to wan state, do yezT New
York Tribune.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Gardens In the Ice.

A glacier when 1t dislodges itself and
sails away over the Arctic ocean nevS,
travels alone. In the wake OF every
large one floats a line OF similar com
panions The Eslzimos call this phe-
nomenon the duck and duckllngs,
and any one who has watched the
progress Of the wild duck followed by
her brood viii appreciate the aptitude
OF the name. Strange as II may seem
plants grow and blossom upon these
great ice mountains When a glacier
is at rest moss attaches itself to H.
protecting the ice beneath. just as
sawdust does. After a time the moss
decays and forms a soil, In which the
seeds Of buttercups and dandellons
brought by the wind, take root and
flourish. Those who have travelled
much in arctic lands say the poppy
does not bloom during the brief north.
ern summer.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Better Thus.

"Don't you think" asked the anxious
young playwright after the first per
Torrance, that might have improved
it some by putting it in three instead oi
four actsT'
"Wen, no." the critic replied. %
hardly think so. The curtain wouldn'
be down as much in that case as it Il
Chicago Record Herald.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
For the South.

Southern Railway-Express 6.ss D. m,
daily sleepers to Port Tampa, Augusta
Memphis and New Orleans; 7.U y. m.
daily, sleepers to New Orleans, Macon.
Memphis, Nashville, via Ashevilie and Hot
Springs.
Atlantic Coast Llne-Express u &c noon
Macon and Port Tampa; i2.4S a. m. daily,
sleepers TO Richmond and Jacksonville.
Chesapeake and Ohio Railways 10 y. m.
daily, dining car and sleepers TO Cincin-
natl. -
seaboard Air line Raiiway-Mail $50 a.
m. daily, sleeners to New Orleans and
p-lm. daily. Pullman
Qrawingrr0Om sleeping cars New York 10
Atlantn and Tampa
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Ensy Divorce In old Times.

The code of King Khammurabi OF
Assyria, whose date is approximately
22OO b. c.. which has been deciphered
from a pillar discovered at Susa, deals
exhaustively with the subject Of d.
vorce. One of the most interesting
clauses is the following: IF the wife
Of a man who dwells in the house of
that man has set her face to go forth
and has acted the fool and wasted his
house and impoverished his house
they shall call her TO account. If the
husband shall say, put her away he
shall put her away. She shall go her
way; for her divorce he shall give her
nothing"
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Lnst rin,e.

The most reckless spendthrift in the
world is the one who squanders time.
Money lost may DO regalned, friend.
ships broken may be renewed, houses
and lands may be sold or buried or
burned, but may be bought CT gained
or built again. But what power can
restore the moment that has passed
the day whose sun has set, the year
that has been numbered with the ages
gomez
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Pennsylvania Railroad.
PHILADELPHIA, BALTIMORE and
WASHINGTON DIVISION.
sschedule in efIect June IS. l903.

Schedule in effect June Is. 1903
Tor Ph1adelphia sexpressl. l.as. s.ls.
ii 80 iios q a. m. S ..is Ia iiSO iso o. Isl. ' 40 al al
i;5s, 5.O5. co., ESQ. 6.55 III. s.o2 s.is and
Accommodation. s.io. 7.s. $40. 900 and
1850 a. m, 1890, 2.ss, 400 5.25. s.s5 and
II 90 p. m.
For Chester (express), 1.4e, 40, $50. ia
$50, $40, $50, 1885, 10.0s Ills, n.32, 11.45 a.
M l;sg l.sl. 800, s.sS. 4.bs, s.N. s.5S, s.o1
Accommodation. e.io. 7.os. 900, 1880 a.
m. 1880, 2S2, 400, 525, 6.35, and II 90 D. m.
s.is. s.s5. IL as a. m, 'sia.is C6ining Carr
l,1 Dining Carl, S,1i, 6.07. $50 dining
carr, f.li, and BIC p. m. connecting via
Broad Street station, Philadelphia. 40.
Il. 80, 500 ass sos. and 1000 . m
For Boston, without change, lo.oz a. m,
For Newark Center and intermediate
stations. 7.a5 a. m. and 6.42 D. m.
Baltimore and Washington, $50, 500 $40,
10 Us. and IL .0l a. m, 1905 1895 81. IS l. 50
3.bl 4.oS, as. b.4. eos, 6.3S. los. IS1, Sis
p; M, l2.lS and i2.fs night.
Baltimore and intermediate stations. 500.
4.h, 6.lS p. m.
Leave Philadelphia. Broad Street, for
Wllmington v ,i (express), sas 72o 10 SIC,
i;oi lie 5.o7, 5.25. $50. s.2O, 40. s.si. a.
Accommodation. s.io, 7ls. s.ia. io.sa. m.
;2S, s.as, 4.Oi, 40 5.3i. 6.27. s.ss. va and
1.3s D. m.
fl'sn.if Sunday Trains.
ii For Phlladelphia (exprcss), 1.i9, SIS, go
9&, 1872 As a. m, i.a7, 800, ass, 6.07,
$50, 7if 9.o3 SIG and 10 % D IN
Accommodation, 7.l0, $40, 800 a. m.
i2.lf, 200. 400, 5.25. 7.2S and HOO p. m.
For Chester (cxprcss), 1.f9, 4.20, 1885, II AT
a. m, 49, 800, ass, 6.O7. 9.os and io.OC
"a m.
Accommodation, ITO $40, 900 a. m,
l2 a. 200. 400. 5.25. TBS and II 90 D. m.
For New York Cthrough express), 1.i9
3.lg, e.35 a. M, 81 dining Carl, 800, 6.07
'6..0 Dining Carr, III Dining Carl, 9.1s
| p. m, connecting via Broad Street Sta
ton. Philadelphia, 40, 7.1o, $40 a. m,
ass and 1000 y. m.
/ For Boston. without change. I'll D. m.
Baltimore and Washington. $50, 500
lQ.ls a. M, 1905 1875, i.bo. 1851, 4.0s SIS
.y.Vs, b'Ss, 7.Sl, S.l5 p. m, l2.1s and 12.R
Baltimore and intermediate stations. ell
/ D. m.
Leave Philadelphia, Broad Street, fol
| Wilmington lexpress), 3,f5, 7.20. 1.25 a.
m, la. a.l3, $40, 5.F. 5.25, TAO s.a5. 11.2l
Accommodation. s.s5. s.i2. iO.@ a. M.
l2'2s. 2.S2. 6.lS, S.Ss and i0.2 p. m.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Denfness cannot be Cured

oy local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear. There ia
only one way to cure deafness, and that
Is by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is
caused by an inflamed condition OF the
mucuous lining Of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube Is infamed you have q
rumblng sound or imperfect hearing, and
when IL Is entirely closed, Deafness Is
the result, and unless the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restored to
its normal condition, hearing will be des-
troyei forever; nine cases out OF ten are
caused by Catarrh. which is nothing but
an in1amed condition OF the mucous SER
vices.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case OF Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure Send for circulars, free.
+. j. CHENEY and CO., Toledo, y.
Sold by Druggists. 75o.
HALLS Family Pills are the best.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Philadelphia and
Reading Railway
Wilmington Division.)
Timetable In effect June 20.

Trains leave Wilmington, C<lng stroeA
station), for Elsmere Junction, Mont
chanin. Winterthur. Guyencourt, Gran
egue, Cossart, Chadds Ford Junction.
Pocopaon. West Chester, Embreevnle.
Mortonvillc. Coatesvilie and intermediates
stations, daily, except Sunday, at 7.S5 q.
m, daily 2.1O and $50 D. m. Sundays only
$40 a. m.
For suplee. Elverson and intermediats
stations, daily, except Sunday, at 7.S6 a.
m, daily, 40 and $50 D. m. Sunday only
$40 A. m.
For Joanna, Birdsboro, Reading and In
termediate stations, daily except Sunday
az .S5 a. m. and 2.10 p. IN. Sunday ONLY
at sic a. m. =
ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION.
From Chestnut street and South street
Terries
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Delaware Division.

For New Castle. 7.37. SIS a. M, 800, 4. o.
and 6.bS p. m, weekdays.
For bewes, SIS a. m. and 4.02 D. m.
weekdays.
For Dover. Harrington. and Delmar. Z. 3D.
rs, lo.5S a. m, i.02, 6.5s and 12.0i a. m.
Sundays, 1904 a. m.
For Wyoming and way stations. 500 D.
m. week days.
Express for Cape Charles, Old Polni
Comfort and Norfolk 10.5S a. m. week.
days and 1904 night daily.
For Atlantic City. 80.
Through Pullman Buffet parlor Cars and
Vestibuled Coaches. 1888 D. m. weekdays
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
prlsoner Awaits ReauIsItIon.

Special TO the Evening Journal.
Dover, July ll.-Eugene Teat, who is
wanted over in Queen Anne's county, Md,
for larceny. was arrested near kenton by
Sheriff Melvin, and is now in Dover Jail
awaiting rcquisition. Toat was arrested
last March and held 20 bail on The charge
and while being taken TO Jail escaped
from the officer. He was located in Ken
ton this week and sheriff Melvin notified.
The Baltimore American says that
city wants the National Educational
Association meeting In 1904. After COM
sidering all the needs of the case we
are of the opinion that it would be q
good thing to have some educational
Influences cxerted on that city.
Music may charm the savage beast, but
most people would hesitate about going
into the jungle behind the average brass
band.
When you see the sign. Refresh
ments for man and beast over a sa-
loon door. fight shy OF the place. or you
may arouse just suspicion.
Diphtheria relieved in twenty minutes.
Almost miraculous. DR.. Thomas Electric
Oil. AT any drug store.
Molly-les. 1 saw May Borem at the
musicale last night. .'"A
Polly Strange. She told mc.id-dap
that she didn't see YOU there plth0ueh
she was looking for you.
Molly-Of course. stupid, Didn't
just tell you 1 saw her.
A little life may be sacrificed to am
hours delay Cholera infantum, dysen-
terry, diarrhoea come suddenly OWL
safe plan Is 10 have Or. FoWler's Extract
of Wild Strawberry always on hand.
Who'd have thought we'd live to see
our boy IN the legislature? ?' ex-
claimed the old man.
Nobody said the old lady but
the Lords VIII be donei"
What's the secret OF happy vigorous
health7 Simply keeping the bowels, the
stomach, the liver and kidneys strong
and active Burdock Blood Bitters does it,
Come one come an, and go with the
X G. Il. excursion TO AtlPntic city
Thursday. July 23.
Now doth ye college graduate
Require a larger hat.
He thinks that his diploma makes
OF him a diplomat.
81 had a running, Itching sore on my
leg. Suffered tortures. Doan's Oint.
ment took away itheibuming and Itch
ing instantly, and quickly effected per.
mansnt cure" C,,Y. Lenhart, P0@lihl
~ ~ 'iI''tS1ifr'r uoisoa $50 morg
A Blessing alike TO youiie and old;
DR. Fowler's Extract OF Wiid Straw
berry: natures specific for dysentery
. diarrhoea and summer complaint.
Something else malodorous I'm th'
} postal business: A polecat has takei
. refuge in q Michigan rural free deliv
cry box, and the carrier has appeale'
, for helD.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
Not pisturbabIe Then.

as your employer outT' inquired the
caller.
"Yes, sir" replied the Office boy.
How do you know without looking
into his private officer
"Because | just heard him grow
about the cards he was gettin' and cal
for another stack Of blues. ."-Philadel
phla Press.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
lie rola Her.

Which lettcr is the next on,
10 the letter "HT'
Boy-Dunno, ma'am.
Teacher What have I on both sidei
OF my nOse2
Boy-Freckles, ma'am.
Evening journal., 1903-07-11
He Knerx Her.

'T'm sorry, but 1 really can't let you
see my wife IL you wear that beautiful
new hat. She's quite sick, and the
doctor has expressly stated that moth
ing must be allowed TO excite her.
MeggendOrfer Blatter.