The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-07

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A pup that will growl at dog days like
these does not deserve his bone.
Bacteria colonies are still found on old
bank notes. Anybody having these notes
on hand is requested to leave them with
US for examination. Special attention
given to bacteria on bills Of large denornin-
alton.
Now is the time to put in few tons
of slate and clinkers. The coal baron may
be absolutely trusted not to put the price
| down any further during the fall.
| A popular Kentucky breakfast food is
made of a little saccarine matter and
lemon overlaid with about three fingers of
distilled sunshine.
When the Cloquet river drops over the
| cliff at Duluth and turns the wheels Of a
thousand mills and half a million people
move to Duluth, why by that time there
will be 100000 people living here.
An eastern paper says that 3'Woman's
usefulness and success in public work are
impaired by her inability to express her
ideas in forcibe and audible language"
etc., etc. My goodness!
They are going to investigate that ter
rible explosion in Lowell, Mass. An in
/ vestigation about six months ago would
have been more timely.
A New York lady who weighs 367 pounds
fell from third-story window and es-
capped unhurt. It may be all right to call
these heavy ladies "Birdie' after all.
Main street in Austin is 80 feet mar
rover at the south end than at the north
end. The Austin Herald in looking UP
the subject lays the trouble at the door
of Calvin Short, the surveyor. In the
early surveys Short ran the line down
kenWood avenue until he struck the big
lilly pond. He couldn't get out in the
pond to drive a stake but a root of an ole
tree stretched out of the water at point
where Short thought the line ought tt
terminate. He called the root survey
stake and went on with his work. 1t made
a difference of thirty feet in the width a.
the lower end Of Main street If the cas-
and west lines of Main street were carried
r to the river, conversing at the same rate
as the present lines only one man at
time could cross the bridge.
Andrew Carnegie haze gle Dunfermline
his native toon, s2,5O0,O0o. Excuse u
while we boot, mon.
: DR.. Broughton Of Atlanta said recent,
that ne would as soon send a young maj
to hell for character as to the technica
, school, This is not the way to wi
2 friendship and esteem. A story that ma
5 act as counter" to the above come
e from Missouri, where Evangelist McCaw
/ ley has been yanking some hardened oil
r brands from the burning. One of tn
= toughest old knots he tackled was job
4 Black, a Washburn, Mo-, druggist, VIII
e unlawfully and feloniously sold a bran
of rum that would make a Philadelphi
Friend strike his mother. The temper
ance people of Washburn had often trie
. issues with Black, but with poor sut
! cess. McCawley called on him at h
store and told him that while he we
J, fighting his business, there was no rec
: son why they should not be friends pei
!. |sonally. This so moved Black that
: was led to a course of thought by wllic
Z he sold his store, Joined the church ar
!, entertained the preacher at his HON
y If Mr.. McCawley had gone into the sto
: and called Black a miserable. rumhart
. ened sinner, we would not have the abo'
o nice little story to chronicle. Let US
Il first peaceable, then gentle, easy to
% entreated, without malice and without h.
- pocricy.
y A London dispatch says that the XII
l. has fallen in love with the queen. Son
S of the papers lay the change to his rece
is illness, which gave the king quite a shoe
Altho he always treated his wife wi
g courtesy and Difference, and she bore Il
e situation with wonderful sweetness al
I patience, it could hardly be described
It an ideal married life Now the king car
e for no ones society like that of the quee
e All the old favorites are forgotten Or ne,
It lected. The king and queen are spendiI
: their auturanal years as lovers. If tn
: news gets out at Newport, it will pret
! near ruin 1.-The season there; for If IL
|. smart set pay attention to their ON
# wives it will be a serious thing for "s'
l.. ciety."
. That man who swore at the president
u carriage for obstructing the right of we
" for his bicycle must have pedaled ov
= from Lobster bay.
Some of the southern papers are notir
with sorrow that General Cassius
Clay could not take his gun with hir
v If General Clay could have used his gu
: he would have picked off the Grim Reap