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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
arves FORTUNE Eoa AAr.
New York Society Womaa ExpsudI
$3.50 for Head Decoration.

New York Society womaa Expsuds
$3.50 for Head Decoration.
II Is enough to make even the most
e1travagant daughter OF Eve exclalm
to learn that a New York society
woman recently paid Sl.6o0 for a sin
gle hat, says the Philadelphia Ledger.
The hat was ordered from a Fifth
avenue mIlliner who had managed 10
secure the cream OF society's custom.
The price originally named fOr II to
the intending purchaser was Sl,S0O
but II was found that less material
was required than first anticipated,
and $50 was deducted from the esti.
mate.
Four Russian sable skins, absolutely
nawless and of the finest quality pro-
curable, were used In making. The
largest of the skins, all of which were
Of the costly east Siberia quality,
measured fourteen inches In length,
and the fur was OF rich dark brown,
fine in texture and very glossy.
The hat frame was q big fare, rolled
slightly on the left side. Great skill
was required In covering 1t with the
fur in the most artistic manner and
without the aid OF scissors. There was
no trimming whatever except In the
sable tails, which were utilized to the
best advantage.
When the hour for trying on the hat
was at hand considerable trepIdation
was felt by the head mllllner. II the
customer did not like It, the matter
would take ON serious aspect, and II
II had to be remodeled much trouble
would result. But all fears proved
groundless. The purchaser expressed
unqualified approval of the effect and
the entire stan of saleswomen agreed
with her In thinking 1t vastly becom.
ing. 1t afforded her exquisite salts.
faction to be assured that the style
was an exclusive one, and that there
never would be the slightest danger
of seeing a duplicate In this or any
other country. She handed in her check
for 81 $50 with the nohchalant afr of
one who pays for glass of soda.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

There II more Catarrn IN tnia section OF tho
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed To be
incurable. For great many years doctors pro.
nouneed IL local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly falling 10 curo
with local treatment, pronounced u ineurahle.
Science has proven cAtafrh 10 be constitu.
.lonal treatment. HRlls calArrh Cure, man
uiectured by =. J. Cheney 4 Co, Toledo, Ohio,
Ia the only constitutional cure on tho market.
II IL taken internally In doses from 10 drops 90
= teaspoonful, Il acts directly on tho blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They Offer
one hundred dollars for any ease it fails 70
cure, Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad.
dreas, y. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, q.
soid by Druggists, Tae,
Halls Family Piila are the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

low tide, and so hard that carriage
wheels scarcely leave mark. 1t is an
ideal place for driving, riding, wheel
ing or walking, and the surf bathing is
indispensable. The excellent hotels
and boarding houses provide good ac-
comm 9datioAIs at prices ranging from
one dollar to three dollars pei. day.
The round trip rate from Portland to
Astoria is $3.50; to Ocean Beach
points, $400, good until October 18th.
On Saturdays, during July and Aug.
ust, round trip tickets are sold to beach
points at $3.50. good for return passage
leaving the beach the following Sunday
evening.
The Oregon Railroad 4 Navigation
Company has just issued q new sum-
mer book, (iree for the asking) which
tells all about the delightful resorts of
the valley of the Columbia river. This
can be obtained from any agent OF the
Oregon Railroad & Navigation Com
pany or by writing A. L. Craig, gen.
eral passenger agent, Portland, Oregon
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
A Musical Hero.

Little Daniel was visiting at hi,
grandfather's in the country for q few
days, and on gcing to the barn to see
the animals he heard COWS lowing and
said to his grandpa:
"Bear the cows horning."
"That is not what they are doing,
said grandpa. "They are lowing"
''0h," said little Dan, ~ thought
they were blowing their horns"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
BEAUTIFUL TEETH.
Better for q wOmin Than Riches, Dress
or lntellect.

Better for 4 wOmIn Than Riches, Dress
or lntellect.
Did you ever notice that, when any
one describes pretty girl, he general
ly begins by saying she has beautiful
set OF white teethf
Well. that is natural, because fne
sat Of teeth is the most conspicuous
Characteristic Of the face. A winning
smile, adorned by even, brilliant teeth,
carries a woman farther than riches
dress or intellect.
And, ON the contrary, think a NOM
snt OF the shock you get when you 90
. woman, or q man, with yellow re.
volting set OF teeth, or great holes in
the mouth where good teeth ought to bo.
DR.. W. A. Wise, the famous dentist
Of the Failing building, Portland, Ore.
gon, said to the reporters yesterday
that it was beyond his comprehension
why any one in the Northwest now
should neglect the teeth for day long
or. The big cost OF dental work in the
past has been reduced. The expense
now, at such large and modern equip
ped ofhcea aa Wise Rrothers'. IL ex-
tremely modeTate--no more formidable
than getting repairs made to any article
Of regular wear in the household. And
the pain has been banished. There is
no pain. For your own comfort, go and
have your teeth put in order. For your
looks sake, don't neglect your teeth
any longer. II your teeth are worn
out, have a new set fitted; or, if few
Of the old ones are gone, have them re-
placed, and begin TO enjoy life AGAIN.
Your friends will like you better, and
you will like yourself better. Do ii
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
A Matter OF Spelling.

Justice Morgan J. O'Brlen, while on
his way to his seat at the dinner given
by the Society of the Friendly Sons
Of st. Patrick, spied among the guests
"Abe" Gruber-. He looked at the little
lawyer for a second and then said,
with evident amazement:
why, Abe what are you doing
here1 This is a gathering Of Irlshmen,
sons of Erin"
80 am l." said Gruber. II am q
son Of Erin, only our people spell II
dIfferently-A-a-r-o-n." - New York
Times.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
HOOd'S CnrSapariLLd
PoPuLAR NoRrn BEACH.
Excursion s,eamer T. J. Potter Goes Into
Service June ~.

Excursion Steamer 7. J. Potter Goes Into
Service June ~.
Those who are planning their vaca-
tion this year will be interested in
knowing that the popular excursion
g Gamer, +. J Potter--queen Of river
boats--goes into service June "a, and
that sLe will leave Portland, during
the season, every day from Tuesday un-
til Saturday inclusive, To zee the
beauties Of the picturesque and mighty
Columbia from the decks Of the Potter
is treat never to be forgotten. For
speed and grace nothing in river or
lake service in the entire West equals
this side-wheeled beauty, Five hours
from Portland and ona from Astoria,
through the famous fishing waters ol
the Columbia, past scores Of salmon
traps and nets and as many white
winged fish boats, lands the passengers
at Ilwaco, where close connection is
made for beach points with trains Of
the Tlwaco Railway & Navigation Com
pany, whose cars stand on the wharf
awaiting the steamer. The beach is %
miles long, two hundred yards wide at
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
Not Concerned.

"Why don't you try to hand an hon.
ored name down to posterity?"
81 don't know" answered Senator
Sorghum. maybe l don't look far
enough ahead. So long as my signs.
ture is honored at the bank can't see
that my credit with posterity makes
much difference. ."-Washington Star
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
Wanted to Realize.

Three year-old Julia wanted to
write Santa. Claus to bring her q
"shot gum" When asked what she
wanted it for she said:
81 want to shoot one of papa's cattle
and get the money out Of it, for papa
says there is money in cattle"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
An Traitors Have a Show.

It was nearly year ago that an aW.
bilious American author wrote novel
the object of which was to ,vindicate
Aaron Burr, and now it is seriously
proposed to erect monument in the
city OF New York in honor of Benedict
Arnold. If things go on in this way
Judas Iscariot may have show after
aIl.-Army and Navy Journal.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

Too nuch Realism For the Manager,
$50 you had to close the show9"
'Yea," answered the manager with
ths plaid vest,
"what was the trouble2"
'Teo much craze for realism. There
was counterfeiting scene, and the act
ors said they couldn't 90 through with
II unless they could see what money
looked like once In awhile"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

Wade II. Negus Of Greenville, Miss.,
who was elected president Of the First
National bank in that city last week,
succeeding bis father, the late Major
James f. Nsgus, is probably the young
est bank president in the United States,
being but "a years old.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

"Do ministers take in this town.
inquired the advance agent Of the Col
ossal Black.Cork troupe.
swell. the last that were here did, "
responded the innkeeper sourly. They
took everything, even to the soap out
OF their rooms"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
Misunderstood.

McQueery-"You're not so attentive
to Miss Roxley as thought you would
be-"
Hunter-"No. You see-er-she told
me she didn't go in for social pleas.
ures since her father had failed"
McQueery-"Poor old man! He ID
falling dreadfully. Quite a physical
wreck"
Hunter-"Gee whiz! Is that what
she tT'-Philadelphia Ledger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
onIy a difference In Derrec.

One moving iour. year.old Rex said
In his quaint, quiet way; "The fool
telleth AL his mind; the wise man
kecpeth II in till afterwMd.' Mother,
don't see any difference between 'em
the wise man just waits awhile"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

While the boys OF n classroom were
having q grammar lesson, the teacher
said:
''John give me passive verb"
"Whoa" answered John.
"Now make 1t active" said the
teacher.
Back up" replied John.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

Cause for Rejoicing.
Bix-Dces your wife play the pianoi
Dix-Eo.
Bix-Does she play any musical in
strument2
Dix--None whatever.
"That's good. You ought 10 be proud
Of her accompli shments."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
heaIthfuIIY OccupIed.

Wien Wesley was about three years
old, friend who had not seen him fol
some time greeted him with:
swell, Wesley, what have you beer
doing since ! saw you iast2"
"Been growin'," was the rather IN
expected answer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
No Danger.

'tDo you think there is any danger of
America being dominated by EuroPs2"
'tNc sir" answered Mr.. Meekton
with extraordinary emphasis; mot so
long as eminent Europeans continue to
marry American girls"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
Not So Bad Off.

ssK hear your father Ia i'll, - aaid .
naighDor to 3-year-old Nettie. "What
has he got?"
"Him's dot q DOCTOR" replied the
little miss.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
A Reroelous Equator.

A small boy was asked by the teacher
what the equator was.
He thought moment and replied;
"rhe equator is an imaginary lion
running around the EARTH"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
In Good Company.

''Isn't it shame, Abe2" asked his
father. "You are the second year in
one class"
"shamel" said Abe; "my teacher is
twelve years already in the same class,
and nobody thinks it's shame!"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

Husband-where do you want to go
on vacation7
Wiie-Oh. anywhere that's expens-
I've or restless. Life.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
A Sad Failure.

$50 your club broke up for lack OF
funds?"
"Yes, we found out We couldn't pay
expenses with nothing but a fund Of
humor. - Philadelphia Bulletin.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
Her Ability.

"Going on the stage7 Yes. but can
she actT'
"WelI, should say so. she COM
pletely eaptivated the jury when she
was tsstifyIng In her divorce case."-
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
VIII No. Write "Reminiscences.

Senator Frye once refused 10 write
his "reminiscences for magazine, de-
claring himself opposed to the telling
by public men OF 'tales out OF school" !"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
imperative.

Schoolmaster-Now, Jones, give me
q sentence, and then we will see If We
can change it to the imperative form.
Pupil-The horse draws the wagon.
Sehoolmaster-Now put it in the Inn
perative.
Pupil-6ee up!-Chums.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
Cannot Eacana.

"Do you think the person who com.
mitted the crime will be punishedY"
"EmpathlcaIly, yes" said the police
official.
"But you haven't discovered him
yet"
"No. But we'll keep saying we sus.
pect somebody and thereby keep him
suffering the terrorS Of guilty con
science."-Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

The average man never wishes he
were woman, but he admits a little
envy Of her when he begins to get
bald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

Why ipAluire Of man when you
meet him, How are youT He wont
tell you, II there is anything wrong.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
4 Bad Start.

81 guess" said the naturally weary
young man, 81 was meant to be mil
lionaire, but started on line where
they don't give transfers.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

ElTQ Permanently carsa 80 nss o. pegvcuynsm
Etb0 amer arsi lels ussef pr. kllaet Great hervs
AosioreE Send teF FIR MI 81 90 trial bolts and trat
60 Dn.R II kLiSs Ltd. sSi Arch 81. PhilAdsphiA ~
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

The Klean. Kool Kitchen Kind" il the trade
mark ON stoves which enable you 10 cook In
comfort in q cool Kitchen.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

Nothing can keep some men from
doing fool tricks. The writer Of this
Is one Of them.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
False Pretenses.

"Why does he always begin with tn,
statement, "'To make a long story
short"
"0h, that's just to encourage you tC
believe he's going to do it,"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

A good many Of the men hired to
help are simply In the way.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11

Piso's Cure Is remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try Il. Price 25 cents,
at druggists
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
A Reminder,

Judge-They say that when a man
faces sudden danger all the events
of his past life pass over.
Eudge-That 30? Well, let us go out
in my automobile.
"WhyT
"Well, the sudden danger may bring
before your mind the fact that you
borrowed $50 from me several years
ago and you've forgot to pay it,
Baltimore Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
An Example OF Good Luck.

"Do you believe In luckT
Sometimes. See that fat woman
with the red hat over thereT
"Yes."
twenty-five years ago she refused
to marry me."-Cleveland Plain dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
I1KER AMn kTnMEYS

It's highly important that these or
gans should properly perform their
functions.
When they don't, what lameness of
the side and back, what yellowness OF
the skin, what constipation, bad taste
in the mouth, sick headache, pimples
and blotches, and loss Of courage, tell
the story.
A great Alternative and tonic
Hoods JdrSGpGriit0
Gives these organs vigor and tone for
the proper performance of their func-
tions, and cures all their ordinary all
ments. Take it.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
Appropriately Named.

Fumer-"Gee whizl What sort of a
cigar is thisT
Givver-"Oh! bought 1t for a nick.
ell. don't just recall the brand, but
think it was named after some bum
actor"
Fumer-"Ah! No wonder 1t won't
draw."-Philadelph Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-11
A Young New York Lady Tells
of q Wonderful Curo;-

MY trouble was with the ovaries (,
I am tall, and the doctor said l grew
too fast for my strength. | suffered
dreadfully from Inflammation and
doctored continually, but got no help.
suffered from terrible dragging SEN
sations with the most awful pains low
down in the side and pains in the back,
and the most agonizlng headaches.
No one knows what l endured. Often
was sick to the stomach, aud every
little while would be too sick to 60
TO work, for three or four days; work
in large atore, and / suppose stand
ing on my feet all day made me worse,
"At the suggestion of a friend OF
my mothers l began TO take Lydia
+. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound, aud it is simply wonderful,
felt better after the FIRST two or three
doses Il seemed as though q weight
was taken OF my shoulders; con.
tinued its use until now ! can truth
fully say am entirely cured. Young
girls who are always paying doctors
bills without getting any help as did,
ought to take your medicine, Il
costs so much less, and 1t is sure to
cure them. - Yours truly, ADELAIDE
PRAHL, 174 st, AIMS Ave, New York
City" w. $4,000 fo,fsls n original Of above tsstss
pro0iss ssHsiRs1sss eaaaof b produced
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-06-12
COMPLIMENTS THE FIRE BOYS.

Assistant Superintendent R. A.
McCandelas, of the Dakota division
of the Great Northern, with head
quarters at Larimore, who was in the
city last Sunday for the purpose of
inspecting the passenger depot, dam
aged by fire last Saturday afternoon,
had many nice things to say of the
local fire department.. Mr.. Nc
Candelas said the department was en-
titled to very great deal Of credit
for it's efficient work in saving the
depot from total destruction and in
cidentally stated that the department
in this city was regarded as the best
in any town on the line of the Great
Northern il this .sectlleeHE al Ct Ct yhiicch .ic
should make the boys feel proud.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-06-12
COUNCIL GETS BUSY.
Three New Ordinances Adopted at Mon
day Nights Meeting.

Since the last regular meeting OF
the city council held at the city hall
last Monday evening it is held mis-.
demeanor to spit upon the sidewalk
or in any public place, to deface tele-
graph or telephone poles in any man
ner and provision is made for the
numbering of the business houses and
residences of the city previous to the
establishment of free nail delivery
July 1. Besides this the council
adopted an amendment to Chapter
Three of the Revised ordinances of
the city Of Devils Lake which pro-
vides that all sidewalks laid at any
time in the future in any part of the
city must be of cement of pro-
scribed width, ranging from eight to
twelve feet as the various conditions
warrant and demand.
All this and much more the city
council accomplished at busy ses-
sion Monday night. Ordinances No.
sixty eight, sixty. nine and seventy,
which were adopted Monday night,
are responsible for the new order of
things mentioned above and will meet
with general approval.
The splitting ordinance is the out
come of agitation had before the
council over the condition of several
of the public corners in the city
where men who use tobacco and dis
regard all decel.cy are in the habit of
cong1egating. It is to be strictly en-
forced and to expectorate on tho side
walk or in any business house from
this time on is privilege which may
cost from one dollar to $40 according
to the degree of the offense in the dis
cretion of the court. The ordinance
which makes it misdemeanor to
deface telegraph and telephone poles
is along the same line and adopted
for substantially the same reason and
provides for penalty of from IS to
$40 fine. The Inauguration Of the
free delivery which will take place
July !, is responsible for the adoption
Of the ordinance providing for the
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-06-12
PASSENGER DEPOT scoRcHED,
Practically Destroyed by Fire Last Satur.
day Afternoon.

The Great Northern passenger depot
in this city was practically destroyed.
by fire shortly after $50 o'clock last
Saturday afternoon and only efficient
and rapid work on the part of the
local fire department saved the build
ing from total destruction.
The blaze is supposed to have started
by spark from passing locomotive
lodging in the roofing and had gain
ed good headway when discovered.
Augmented by high wind it prom
ised for time to burn the building
to the ground. The fire department
did it's usual excellent work, however,
and this result was avoided. The
roof was entirely burned of, but the
walls and interior of the building
suffered but little. The waiting
room furniture, ticket Office equip
ment and baggage we're all removed
without damage.
The loss will be in the neighbor
hood of $500. superintendent Allen
and Assistant Superintendent McCan-
delas, of the Dakota division, who
were in the city Sunday inspecting
the building, wele unable to state
". at arrangements would be made to-
ward replacing it. Company carpen-
ters began the work of repairing
Monday and it will be ready fo1
temporary occupancy in a short time.
In the meantime the ticket Office and
baggage looms have been moved to the
freight depot.
The depot was an old structure and
some time ago had been remodeled
and enlarged. 1t is the general opin
ion that the Great Northern will re
build and repair the structure for the
present although there is assurance te
the effect that the company intends t.
build new depot here some time il
the near future which will be all tina
the city deserves.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-06-12
DISTRICT COURT ADJOURNED.

The June term of the Ramsey
county district court was adjourned
last Saturday after an unimportant
week session. The petit jury con
cluded its work and was discharged
Friday afternoon. The case of L. s.
Leighton vs. John Ruttle, which was
being tried last week when the Inter-
Ocean went to press and was brought
for 81. 500 damages resulted in a YER
dict for the plaintiff in the sum of
$175. Other cases disposed of at the
term and not mentioned last week
was the case Of Fred w. Southam vs.
Albert Wlckum, an action to recover
debt which resulted in verdict for
the plaintiff in the sum of 1924. IS
with interest from Oct. 1s, 1901.
The damage suit of John R. Ruttle
vs. L. S. Leighton resulted in YER
dict for the plaintiff of $50 without
cost.
The civil action of Max Pyes vs.
Ike Pyes was settled cut of court and
dismissed by mutual consent when il
came up for trial.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1903-06-12
Che World at our
F GU Mt AIN

KTOST ALL parts of the world contribute
lN to the excellence Of our soda, but most of
its inhabitants never drank anything so de-
ncous It's Our choice of materials that counts for
so much. Mexico, Sicily, Hawaii and numerous
remote islands send their choicest products, but
one Of the most important items purely American
Ice Cream. Our ice cream is rich and delicious
and we use plenty of it in our Ice Cream Soda.