Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-10-10
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MIS-. AluASlt--JOnht why uO Jou az
ways call our boy "coffeeG" Mr. Kid
lett-'Cause he keeps us awake nights.
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
Suggestiye.-Knicke 1t an up
to-date wedding? Knocker-Yes, in
deed; they threw breakfast food in
stead of rice.--New York Herald.
An absorbing NARRATIVES: First Phil
ndelphian-How is that book2 Exeit-
ing? Second Philadclphian-W Why. 1
sat up all day reading it!-TOwn Top
les.
At the seaside: Clerk-That back
piazza is pretty shaky. 1t may break
down some night Proprietor-MUst
ii be rebuilt? Clerk-Oh. no; light 1t
Uptown Topics.
At the photographers Have l the
pleasant expression you need?" Voice
from under the cloth Perfectly, sir"
Then let her so quick. governor; 1t
hurts my face" Life.
Anew Annunciat tor Guest lin cheap
lodging house) Say, there amt no bell
in my room. Clcrk-Dat'u be all right.
mister, II youse want anything wiring
tie towel See?-Chicago News.
As defined Say. mamma" queried
little Mary Ellen. whats dead let
teri" ANY letter that is given 10
your father to mail, my dear replied
the wise mother.-C Chicago News.
Employer Yes, advertised for
strong boy. Think you will FIJI the
bill? Applicant Wen, just finished
lickin nineteen other applicants out
In de hall, Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Ruling Power-The Peddler-T
want to see the mistress of the house.
The Master-Do your Then step
around TO the kitchen door and ask
for the cook Cleveland rlain Dealer
Sincerity: One o de sad things
bout dis life" said Uncle Eden, "is
dat it's so much easier 20 depend ON
de enmity of yoh enemies dan on de
friendship OF yoh friends w Washing
ton Star
Lacked experience: Mamma Don't
let me catch you in a lie again, you
naughty boy! JOHNNY won't IL
can help IT, but 1 haven't had the ex-
perience that pa has had,-BOston
| Transcript.
I'm glad to see that You respect
your parents. Elmer" said the minis
ter. I've just got to do It," replied
| the little fellow. why, either one OF
them could lick me with one hand
Chicago News.
First Explorer-We must hurry
back Second Explorer But tbs
North Pole is ours If we keep on,
First Explorer But If we don't get
back now, wen be too late for the lee
ture season. Life.
Had won her: The chronic bachelor
finally turned to. the quiet man, who
had taken no part in the discussion.
Would you, sir he said, marry the
best woman in the worldY II did,"
was the reply Judge
Young wife What do you do when
scold? wife with experlcnce-I read
him one or two of the letters he used
TO write to me before we were mar
ried. Baltimore American.
pigby-pm saving up money to go
to Europe. Illgby-Indeed How ara
you getting on? Bigby~~Flne! I've al
ready got together enough for tho
tips, and as soon as l can scare up
travelling expenses I'm Off--Chicago
Daily News.
Not Joke. Giles Take two letters
from money" and one is left Miles
is that joker Yes, verify "Well,
! know OF fellow who took money
from two letters" That's good
joke" Not it; he got twelve months"
Spare Moments.
Patsy Nom, won't yer gimme me
candy, now? Mrs. Casey-Didn't OF
tell We 0i wouldn't give ye amy at all
II We didn't kape stlll? Patsy Yes'm,
but Mrs. Casey Well, the longer
ye kape stlll the sooner yen get it,
Philadelphia Press.
Il reckon you won't believe IT," re-
marked Farmer Hayrix. but that old
rooster what jist crowd ls moren 20
years old" "Oh, l believe 1t all right
enough" replied the summer bOarder.
and | am also willing to believe that
the old hen we had for dinner was his
grandmother Chicago Daily News
Casey Shure, they do be telln' me
that Big MOike MonOhan wor knock
ed down be an autymobile. Yesterday;
wOr there any bones broke, | dunnof
Conley -Troth, an there wor; III own.
er ay tn divil-wngon got his nose
broke, tn chawfer got his jaw broke.
an Big Moike broke tn sicond knuckie
ay his roight fisht!-Puek.
Pcters-~ucr marriage is like ro-
nance Parr- So? Peters Yes; she
cloped with her fathers chauffeur.
The automobile blew up and killed
him before they got TO the minister.
The man who rescued her from the
wreck proposed to her on the way
home ana was accepted. They were