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The Washington times., 1903-08-19
PERSONAL.
Mr.. ERVING MILLION,

PALNiIST AND HYPNoTIST, 9l4 New York ave-
NV. Through HNPNOTlSM 4 person can be at
tracted toward you, caused TO like, love, and
respect you; erring friends wives, husbands
can be Influenced 10 act properly, etc. HYP-
NOTlSM taught HyPnotism is easily learned.
PALMISTRY. Hands read daily. Ladies' 80
cents; gentlemen, 81. Hours, to 0. 1t
EVERY MAN MUST BUY, and it is the work
ingman aim 10 suit in a good. tailor-made
suit Of clothes, worn but little, at remarkably
low prices. JUSTHS OLD STAND, 90 ID St
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FOR RENT-APARTMENT.
THE ALONZo O. BLISS PROPERTIES

Thoroughly modern. well cared for Apart
ments, conveniently located in all parts of the
city. Number of rooms and prices to suit all
Agent visits each property daily. All under
one ownership and management. Descriptive
folder sent by mail application, or see
II. c. WILSON, Bliss Building 35 B ST. nw
Telephone East 6S5
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MISCELLANEOUS.

HATS TRIMMED, with one trimming fur
nished. 25 cents. 7I3 % st. NV. aulS-3t
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DENTISTRY.
DENTISTRY.

DENTISTRY.
Teeth without plates firm. comfortable, dur
able beautiful undetectable; positively painless.
DR. L B. WILSON. $40 18th st. NV. aus sos
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WALL PAPER.

ROOMS PAPERED 20 per cent cheaper than
other firms; work guaranteed. Address postal,
503 B 81. Sc. IL. {. HEWITT. aul9-3t
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MNE. THEO
Card Reader, Palmist. Medium. Removes spells
reunites the separated, gives luck. German
spoken. 91e ii ST. NV. auI7 10
MADAM CATHERINE tells a good fortune for
25e and soc to anyone bringing this ad gives
luck. 50s 9TH 81. NV. auI7-3t
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RAILROADS.
BALTIMORE & OHIO r. n.

Leave Washington, New Jersey ave. and c st.
Chicago and Northwest, I'll: 90 A. NJ, '0;2O
Z. M.
Cincinnati. ST. Louis, and Louisville, 1905
A. ", '4:l5 p. NJ, .1:l0 night.
Pittsburg and Cleveland, ll:00 A. NJ, ss:45
P. NJ. and 100 night.
Columbus and Wheeling, '6.2o p. NJ
Winchester. .-s:s5 A. NJ. -.a:i5. $3.50.
1920 p NJ
Luay. .4:15 p NJ
Annapolis ''7:2O. $780, ''l2;oo noon. $3.50
Frederick. .'s:s5, II9:15. .'n:oO A NJ. HAS.
-'4:90. 1920 P. NJ
Hagerstown. ''1oso5 A. NJ. and $3.50 P. ".
Boyd and way points, .'s:S5. 9:l5 A. NJ,
ill;l5; $50. $3.50. llo:l5. III 80 ?; NJ no.,s
A; NJ. ..l2:5O, Has. $3.50. - 30, 500.
''5:3O, 7:G5 7:2o, HOBS. al 80 P. N.
l,oN,s Msshingtsn Jqnction and way Pobbn's S;s''
Baltimore. week days. xs:Oo. 500. $50. G7:oo,
x7:20, xs:00, xs:S0, s:35, x9:00. 1880, xl0-OO,
XII 90 A NJ, 1IZ 90 noon 1905. xl:OO, x2:O0.
1900, x4:oo. x4:3o, 4:4o, x5:oo, xo-D. 70 'oi-
Sundays. xSsoO. x7,co 40. $50, x9:oo A NJ.
x1:oo, lis, x3;Oo, $780, x5:o, $40, $50,
rs 500, XI0:OO XII: 80, II.S5 p. NJ.
Bay Ridge. BIO A. NJ week days. s:l0 ~ d.
and i AS 2. II. Sundays
ROYAL BLUE LINE.
All trains illuminated with Piatsch light.
Baltimore. Philadelphia New York, Boston,
fet). 1900 (Dinerj, 10000 (Diner) A. NJ.
1900 (Diner), 800 (''Royal Limited" Diner),
80 :00 philadelphia only). 500 (Diner). 500
and '1I:9o p NJ sleeping car open at 10
o'clock).
Atlantic City, ss7:oo, $1,000 A NJ, TOO.
IS 90 p. II.
DAILY. .sExeept Sunday llsunday only.
Express trains.
Baggage called for and checked from hotels
and residences by Union Transfer Co. on orders
left at ticket Offices Clio Pennsylvania Avenue
northwest, New York Avenue and Fifteenth
Street, and az station.
d. B. MARTIN, s. D. HEGE,
Nor paaz TraA7o Mat paea
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STORAGE.

WHY PAY MORE? We store for IS cents
load. UNITED STATES STORAGE CO.. 4ls,
Az, AZ 10Th ST. NV. RuIl-l0t
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TIMES WANT ADS.
BRING RESULTS.

RATES FOR ADVERTISING:
Situation or
Help Wanted Ads.
One Gent ( Rooms for Rent.
q Boarding.
Word. Rooms and Board.
Minimum Charge, 15c, Ono Insertion.
All Other Two Gents
{ Classified i ua.d. a
Three or Moro
Consecutive Days,
One Cent a Word.
Want Ads. Received at Branch Offices,
LIBRARY PHARMACY,
I'd st. and Pennsylvania Ave. S. P
b. D. SMITH. sos King ST.. Alexandris. Va
wM II. DAVIS BRO. 1Itb and U sta NV.
wM. C. GENTNER, cor. i4th and U sts. NV.
J. FRENCH SIMPSON. cor. 7th st.. Rhode
Island ave and St NV.
THEo. A. T JUDD. cor. eth and sts. sw.
W. ARMSTRONG. cor. 7th and H s.s. ne.
ASTORIA PHARMACY, W. 4. Evans, Mgr,
cor. 81 and @ NV.
oEAs. H. BI.GMER. North Capitol and
Streets northeast
r. A. YEITCH. 10th and NJ SITS. nv.
II. 4. YATES northeast cor 9TH and II
SITS NV.
oUIGLEY'S S PHARMACY, 2lst and C SITS NV.
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FOR RENT-FLATS.

FOR RENT-FLATS.
FOR RENT-A beautiful fat; also location;
open. 1914 Massachusetts, ave. aul9-3t
FOR RENT-Flat Of three rooms and bath, suit
able for light housekeeping; no children. 1901
l4th st. NV. aul7-3t
FOR RENT-A very attractive fat; near car
line Northeast; four rooms and porcelain bath;
small cellar; never occupied; tenant can select
wall paper; rent, S16.50. EDWARDS &
REEVES, Inc, GA 18th st. NV. aul5-6t
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FOR RENT-SUBURBAN.

FOR SALE-Two lots on lansing St, Brook
land, cheap. GRACE NJ. THOMAS, Corcoran
Building. aul0-3t
FOR RENT-Farm, near Benning. minutes
walk from electric cars. See for particulars
A. BEHREND, 61T ST. NV, Room q au1s-3t
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FOR RENT-FARMS.

FOR RENT OR LEASE-Good farm; good fam
lily wanted on farm, at once. HENRY @. VIII
MOTH. 1902 I4th st. NV. aul9-3t
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FOR SALE-SUBURBAN.

NO OTHER CHANCE LIKE THIS. 81 acres
rich land; six-room house; stable; shed; hen
merry; spring; branch; woodland; fruit; every
thing in order, An excellent farm for $3.50
much less than cost Of buildings. We consider
this place given away at price named.
FOUND AT LAST-A low-cOst poultry farm
within two miles District; six acres; ten-room
house; fine, dry cellar; double pOrChes; stable:
barn: shed; two henneries; apples, peaches,
pears, plums, grapes; good fencing; excellent
shade; 81, 700, easy terms.
FOR RENT-Eight-aCre poultry farm; seven
room house; outbuildngs; ffrst-claSs location;
growing crops; Sl5.
soULE & CO., $50 Louisiana ave.
auI9-3t
FOR SALE-BTentwood, Nd, one fare TO Dis
trict line; in Maryland you can be citizen, pay
half District tax rate and build for third less
because OF no restrictions; lots squares frcTu
District line; 5000 to 100 50. it., $50; lols
close to railway, 5000 10 $500; IS cash IS
monthly. w. A. BARTLETT, Loan and Trust
Building. fv2e-3,jt
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FOR SALE-MISCELLANEoUS.
PIANOS SACRIFICED.

In all the history Of piano selling,
instruments of worth were never sold
for 50 little as during this Incor-
poration Sale.
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ROOMS AND BOARD.

ROOMS AND BOARD.
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, with or with
out board; private family; reasonable. 301 18th
st. sc. au1s-3t
2122 NJ ST. NW.-Room and board, $40 per
month; early breakfast. au1s-3t
LARGE AND SMALL ROOMS, furnished or un-
furnished with board. 929 K st. NV. auI7-3t
ROOM, BOARD, two, So week; single, 81 large
front room, two, $3.50. 1402 9th st. NV.
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FOR RENT-HOUSES.
FOR RENT-161s ST. Sc, rooms; two
latrobes; range; bath; closet; front porch; in
good condition; $3.50; keys next door. aul9-3t
FOR RENT-We have a few OF those desirable
new houses, Southeast; six rooms and bath;
all modern improvements; rent, s16.50 Ed
WARDS REEVES, Inc, GA 18th ct. NV.
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FOR SALE-BICYCLES.

FOR SALE-Low-frame gentleman's bicycle, In
splendid condition, Sc. Address BOX 70, this
Office auI7-gt
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FOR SALE-TYPEWRITERS.

FOR sALE-No. Remington typewriter. con-
sidering condition, at bargain; will accept
small monthly payments from responsible pur-
chaser. Address BOX H. this office aul2 II
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FOUND,

FoUND-Laeev's ice cream. absolutely pure.
20 cents per gallon Delivered in unlettered
wagons. GOT New York ave. NV. apl0tf
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BRADBURY BUILDING. 1925 PA. AVE.
FOR SALE-Standing desk, 10 feet long, sI5
Oil stoves repaired; furniture packed for ship
ping HoPWooD, sth and sts. NV. aul9-3t
FOR SALE-LaTge ice box; also large ice
chest, cheap. Oil stoves repaired; furniture
packed for shipping. HOPWoOD, sth and K
sts NV. auIp-3t
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
The Word "JOlly.0

On the adoption of the word jolly" Into the English 1t had the meaning of beautiful, as it has among the French today. The English dramatist Beau mont of the sixteenth century speaks of our first mother as "the jolly Eve" In time, however, it came to mean hi- larious, regardless of physical beauty. But this latter meaning is probably the right one after all, as the word doubtless comes from Yule (Yu-le), the pagan Christmas, so to speak, for be 1t known that what we now observe as Christmas day was heathen holiday called Yule, and the Yule festival was one of noisy demonstration.
 Yule indeed means noise or outcry, praising in loud voice, chanting, sing ing, making outcry in honor of their god. From yule, then, to jolly the step is short and easy, both meaning revel- ry, rejoicing. Ours is a risen Lord. theirs the same. The words are identi. cal. So, too, in large degree the Christ mas abilities, praises and those of hea. then Yule. Into such close relation do simple words sometimes connect the present with the past. ..N
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
EmbnrrassinR.

4 settlement worker, having been re- quested by anxious mothers to address the younger women of the settlement clubs on "heart interest" topics, decid- cd to do so. She talked with the girls earnestly, urging upon them the deep and intrinsic sacredness of all love and marriage relations, the coarseness and vul~1rity of indiscriminate flirtations, the great and growing need for high ideals, standards and action on the wo- mans part. Then, just as she took her seat, it occurred to her that she might have talked little bit over the heads of her listeners. and she sprang to her feet with an added remark:
 ''Please believe that what I say is true, my dear friends" she exhorted earnestly, "and please don't think don't understand my subject. know what I'm talking about, girls-I really do."
 Once more she took her seat, delight ed with the air of general interest, and from the rear of the room came the question::
 Please, Mrs. s., how many times have you been in love"-New York Commercial Advertiser.
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
An Interrupted Story.

Captain Williams. jovial Irishman. known everywhere as "Bob." used to be a favorite In Dublin society many years ago. His stories were famous. Give him an Incident. and he would set It out to the general admiration.
 One evening be went into the club and there began telling the true tale of rescuing a lady and her daughters from a dangerous situation into which their spirited horses had brought them.
 'l quieted the ladies'" said he. "and 1 quieted the horses. And the gratl. tude of the ladies. Me boys. shouldn't be surprised If her ladysbip left me"-
 At that moment little Irish page lp livery appeared.
 "Sir." said he. T.ady Arnold says she lost her purse when yez helped her out of the carriage. and blaze. she saya do yez know anything about it?'
 The captains story was never fip khed. ..-' ---'-.,,4s.ss..,.-.-
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
Digging For Knuri Gum.

The ordinary method of searchinS for kauri gum In New Zealand Is by first feeling for 1t little below the surface with Il steel pointed piece Of iron called gum spear" and then dig ging 1t out with spade. A skillful and industrious digger can earn as much as f3 to fl per week at the work, and even c!lildren can earn q few shillings day; but. as tie gumfields offer ref uge for all sorts and conditions of mer many who are old and intrm resort tA them. and so the average earnings are reduced to Il los. or F a week. The gum is used principally iL the maiu- fracture of varnish, but it is also found useful for many other purposes. such as dressing glazed" callcoes, etc.-Lon' don Times.
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
Curious Wills.

The most curious and perhaps the most spiteful will on record is that of Queen Austrigilda, consort of King Gontram, who by her noncupative or verbal testament enjoined her hus- band to slay and bury in the same grave with herself the two physicians who had attended to her majesty dur ing her last illness. Scarcely less vim dictive was the will of the selfish hus- band who forbade his wife to marry a second time, concluding with the threat, If she disobeys me, l will come again if can." Quite at the op- posite pole of sentiment was the direc- ton of the married woman who pre- deceased her husband to her executors to seek out some nice, good, pretty girl who would make an affectionate sec ond wife for a spouse.-London Tele graph.
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
OLD FASHIONED.

What has become of the old fash toned man who had been married only once?
 What has become of the old fash. toned woman who expected her chil- dren to ''mindT'
 What has become of the old fash. toned man who was always wanting to bet can of oysters?
 What has become of the old fash toned lover who gave his girl a copy of Lucille" at Christmas?
 What has become of the old fash toned woman who said she "backed" an envelope when she wrote an address on 1t?
 What has become of the old fash toned woman who explained her pow erty by saying an elephant stepped on her pocketbook?
 What has become of the old fash toned woman who screamed at the thought of her husband taking out life insurance, saying that it sounded as if he didn't expect to live long?-Atchi- son Globe.
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
Namlng . Town.

According to local tradition, proba- ply invented, Sayville, N. r., received its name in peculiar fashion. The settlers were gathered in debate upon the shore, trying to agree upon name for the place. and one after another proposed his suggestion with, Say. how II this do?" After many sugges. tons had been rejected some one bar ren of imagination but sensitive of ear proposed that the oft repeated word Say" be made the first syllable of the name and that "viIle" be added as the second syllable. The idea took. and, says the legend. then and there the. settlement was christened Sayvil)e.
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02

More than 200 years ago the Dutci rulers of Ceylon. anxious to retain thci monopoly of the precious spice fo which that island is famous, enacted |: law which made 1t capital offense t buy or sell the wild jungle cinnamon then the only sort known. The plan!. wherever found, were held to be tl' property of the state. If shru chanced to spring up in a mans doc yard, he could neither destroy nor Ii, 1t under severe penalties Things ar happily different now.
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
Dry and Moist Air.

A cubic foot of dry air weighs more than a cubic foot of moist air at the same temperature and pressure. The addition of vapor to cubic foot of dry air enlarges the volume of the mix ture if the air is free to expand. as iE the atmosphere. and as the vapor has only about two-thirds the density of dry air at tile same temperature and pressure the density of the mixture is less than that of dry air
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02

The Dessss secret preesss efsassg the betten soss produees more flexible sad Ionger wearing leatAer ha. any other tsnnaes Tho sales have thsn deu- bsd ti past fur ysa.s whsh prsvss Ne s.psrierIty.
 iSs i ssiss: sss:: ss, ,ess ,szes.so
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
A Couple of Bulls.

In General Moore's command was m Irish soldier who. having been asked if the Hollanders were hosptable people. immediately replied: ''They are that; too much so. Oi was in the hosh pital all the toimc Oi was there"
 This criticism is quite on par with that of the Englishman who objected to the French because he said the stu pid idiots couldn't understand theiI own lar guage when he spoke 1t to them,
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
A Convenient Conscience.

W don't believe be has any con science at all."
 ''Oh, yes. he has,"
 Not much of a one."
 "No: not much of one. c. course. In fact. it's of such tri6!ng importance that when he beats some one out of S1,000 he can square things with 1t by contributing $1.50 to charity. Still It's ( conscience. ."-Chicago Post.
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
From Killarney.

Lady Tourlst-Driver. how many will your car hold? Jarvey-Well. if ye sits adjacent 1 can take only six. but if ye sits fa- miliar can stow away nine of ye.
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02

Do you want to sell or exchange our orange, walnut, dairy, stock or alfalfa proposition? List it with the Linden Land and Investment Co.,, 214 Byrne Bldg, Los Angeles, Cal.
Holbrook argus., 1903-05-02
A Perfect Cathartic.
PATTON

"I have gone IA days 1t Q time without . movement of the bowels, not being able to move them except by using hot water injections. Chronic constipation for seven years placed me ia this terrible condition; during thnt time did ev erytbing heard of but never found my relief such was my case until begun using CASCARETS l now have from one 10 three passages day. and if was rich would ave siUOOO for each movement; 1t is such a relief" AYIMEn l.. HUNT.
 lGSg Russell s.. Detroit. Mich.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1903-11-11
Attention !!

The Executive Committee of the Forest
County Venerans' Association is request
ed TO meet at the Office of Comrade S. d,
Irwin, in the court house, Tionesta, Pa,
IN Tuesday, Nov. II, at 100 o'clock, p,
m, sharp. for the purpose of electing Off
GERS for the coming year, and for the
transaction of all other business pertain
ing to the good of the association. Fol.
lowing are the members of said com.
mittee: Tionesta, G. W. Clark, Q. A.
Hill, G. W. Bovard; Marienville, Jas. /,
Woods, Joshua Shaw, j. Keefer; Hick'
DRY, ]. Albaugh, j. II. Berlin, j. f
Stoughton.
These comrades should all be present
in person or by proxy.
BY request OF the Comrades and the
Committee.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1903-11-11
Cream of the News.

Silence may be golden, but a good
deal of speech is brazen.
Go to the White Star Grocery for
fresh vegetables and domestic and tropi-
cal fruits and nuts for your Thanksgiving
dinner. ct
Its a wise worm that stays under
cover and deprives the early bird of his
breakfast.
Get your winter cap of Hopkins and
you will be the best suited. 1t
Faint heart never won fair lady with
out a lot of strenuous assistance on her
part.
Our stock of coats, capes and skirts is
complete. All new and up to date and
the prices are a great deal lower than
most places. Heath Dc Felt. 1t
1t is easier to judge a woman by what
he doesn't say than by what she does.
In shoes we always have the best to
be had, and sell them at the lowest figure.
Hopkins. 1t
"A woman has more faith in some
patent medicine than she has in her hus-
band.
Buy your furs at Hopkins where
they have the finest. 1t
1t is easier to imagine the world owes
you a living than it is to collect it.
Still a fine selection of furs to be seen
at Hopkins store, although they have
sold a large number already this season.
Look them over. 1t
Probably a good way to kill a false
hood is to let il lie,
Gold seal rubbers are the best that
can be made. We have them in all kinds
Heath & Felt. 1t
The secret of popularity Is always to
remember what 10 forget.
Ask to see the Wooltex when you
are at Hopkins store. 1t
1t is nevor too late to learn unless
you think know it all.
If you are thinking coat, cape or
skirt come here. Well show you the
new things. Heath & Felt. 1t
Tears will often win a jury if backed
up by sufficient good looks.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1903-11-11
A Good Work Begun.

A very pleasant and decidedly valuable
part of educational work was begun in
the borough High School on last Friday
afternoon, when the senior class rem
dered the following program
Essay-The handspring of Success,
Observation-Disclosures. Dora Gerow
Oration-Chimney Corner Gradu-
yates Nellie M. Carson
Biography-Joan of Arc,".".."."".
......."..."".... Bertha M. Mckee
Abstract-Mrs. Wigs, of the Cab
bago Patch, -. .....".Grace Il. McCrea
Select ReadiDg-On the Doorstep.
............ ............ ........ Kate r. Arner
observation-disclosures Wit. Edith Hopkins
Stery Reproduction-The Wife OF
Baths Tale .........B Bertha NJ. Vought
Debate Resolved, that fire is a
more destructive element
than water
Affirm, Elva Il. Lanson, w. II. CLARK
Deug., Edna Agnew, Myrtle M.
Nickle.
The value of this work in our schools
cannot be overestimated. The ability to
speak in public with ease and at tue same
time express ones thoughts clearly is a
rare accomplishment, yet positively val
liable in all after life. We congratulate
the class of 1904 on taking up the work so
earnestly and adding to the progressive
spirit of a high school liie. The class OF
'03 originated the Alumni organization,
the class of '04 the Literary organization.
What about the next class? We trust
their movements may also be onward.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1903-11-11

SCATTERING The Socialist party poned vote in Hickory twp, and lat COope
Borough.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1903-11-11
The Best Iininent.

"Chamberlain's Pain Balm is consid-
cred the best liniment on the market"
write Post Il Bliss, of Georgia, Vt. No
other liniment will heal a cut or bruise
so promptly. No other affords such
quick relief from rheumatic pains. No
other is so valuable for deep seated pains
in the chest. Give this lin iment a tria
and you will never wish to be without 1t,
Sold b. DR.. j. G. Dunn.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1903-11-11
Does Price
Cut Any Ice

With you in the selection of your
Winter Overcoat? $1,000. S12 90,
S13 80, SIS 90, $1,000, S18 90, $4,000,
1920 0 S24 90, S28 90.
This is our range of prices. But
our overcoats will interest you, aside
from their cheapness in price, or,
rather, in spite OF it.
The growing tendency of we'll.
dressed meh to purchase the better
grades of Ready.to.Wea Overcoats
did not happen without a cause
These OVercoats of ours are chuck
full of style; that's not all, they are
superbly trimmed and beautifully
tailored, They will appeal to the
very best trade of this or any city.
Our sales have already been
large and are increasing every day.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1903-11-11
Only Makes a Bad Matter Worse.

Perhaps you have never thought of it,
but the fact must be apparent to every
one that constipation is caused by a lack
of water in the system, aud the use of
drastic cathartics like the old fashioned
pills only makes a bad matter worse.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets are much more mild and gentle in
their effect, and when the proper dose is
taken their action Is so natural hat one
can hardly realize it is the effect of a med.
irine. Try a 25 cent bottle of them. For
sale by DIR. j. q. Dunn.