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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
Work Done While Asleep.

Cabanis tells us that Franklin on
several occasions mentioned to him
that he had been assisted by dreams
in the conduct of affairs in which he
was engaged.
Condillac states that while writing
his Course of Studies" he was fire.
quently obliged to leave chapter in
complete and retire to bed, and on
awaking he found it, on more than one
occasion, finished in his head.
The most remarkable testimony of
this kind is perhaps that of Sir Thomas
Browne, who declared that, if it were
possible, he would prefer to carry on
his studies in his dreams, so much
more efficient We're his faculties of
mind when his body was asleep.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

poses, and 81 minimum on occupations.
The new directors are Philip Brior, of
Drifton, and Adam Sachs, Jr., of Eek
ley, who succeed Frank McHugh and
Jacob Zeistloft.
The old board held meeting before
the above business was transacted.
Those present were Directors johnson,
Dudley, O'Neil, Weber and Zeistloft.
The report of Tax Collector Lentz
was received, showing that only small
amount of taxes has been paid since the
previous report.
The auditors were instructed to get
to work on the financial report and the
board decided to meet on Monday even
ing to receive the report.
A motion to award the publishing Of
the audit was opposed by Messrs. John
son and O'Neill, but was carried.
The Plain Speaker and Tribune were
then named, but failed to secure a
majority of the votes cast. The Plain
Speaker aud Sentinel were proposed and
the motion met the same fate as its
predecessor.
The Tribune and Progress were next
proposed and the motion authorizing
them to publish the audit was carried.
The board then adjourned.
HALLE TOWNSHIP.
In Halle township the new board or
ganized by electing the following officers:
President-John Baskin.
Secretary-W. Fl. Leffler.
Treasurer-John Sharkey.
John R, Sharpless was chosen solicitor
at salary of 500 per year.
The salary Of the secretary was fixed
at $3.50 year and the treasurers COM
mission at 2 per cent.
James Collins was reelected truant
officer at $50 per month.
The new directors are James Sweeney
and John Baskin and the retiring mem
bers were Directors Steiner and Mel
krantz
The board is equally divided political
| ly. but the Democrats controlled the
organization, due to Mr.. Baskin voting
with them.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

Nerves are the disease of the present
day among human beings, but l did
not know till recently that hysteria is
also malady of dogs. A friend of mine
owned a dog which suddenly one day
was seized with an attack of nerves.
Since then it has been very i'll, wander
ing necessarily round and round the
room, refusing food but still recogniz-
ing its owner. Another little dog suf-
fered from hysteria in consequence of
fright from railway travelling, and it
really seems as though civilization, in
rendering dogs more delicate and
more susceptible, had done them a
distinct physical injury. - London
Graphic
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
A Tiger Story.

There is story current at Kuloang,
central China, about a tiger which gave
trouble in that quarter. A missionary
and his wife had been worried by the
tiger prowling nightly around their
home. They determined to be rid of
1t and one night tied COW up in the
back yard and a dog at the front Of the
house. Then they armed themselves
with guns and kept watch. The tiger
appeared. The missionary fired and
killed the COW. The wife rushed to
see what had happened, and In her alb
sence the tiger ate the dog.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

There is story in the French army
of captain who made wager one
day that drummer of his company
could eat whole calf. The drummer,
proud of his distinction, promised to do
honor to the captains compliment. Ac-
cordingly, calf was prepared in vari-
GUS appetizing ways and was being
promptly disposed of by the drummer.
When he had finally consumed about
three-quarters of the repast, he paused
for another draft of wine and, placing
his knife and fork on his plate, said to
his superior officer, "You had better
have the calf brought on, had you not,
for all these little kickshaws will end
In taking up ROOM"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
END OF THE HACKNEY.
How He Is Worn Out In the Service
of Society.

How He Is Worn Out In the Service
of Society.
The prancing, high stepping hack.
neys that draw the shiny carriages OF
the rich are often driven the pace that
kills. In Horses Nine" Sewell Ford
tells the story of such a horse and his
mate and how they We're worn out
The author says: Seeing them come
down the street, heads tossing, pole
chains jingling, the crest and mono
gram of the house of Jerry glistening
on quarter cloth and rosette, their pol.
ished hoofs seeming barely to touch the
asphalt, you might have thought their
lot one to be envied. But Bonfire
knew better.
He curved his neck and threw his
hoofs high, whether his muscles ached
or no; in winter he stamped to keep
warm, in summer to dislodge the flies; !;
he did his work faithfully, early or
late, in cold and in heat. and all this
because he was a son of Sir Bardolph
and for the reason that it was his ma
ture to. Had it been put upon him he
would have worked in harness until
he dropped, prancing his best to the
last.
No supreme test, however, was ever
brought to the endurance and willing
ness of Bonfire. They just kept him
on the pole, nerves tense, muscles
strained, until he began to lose form.
His action no longer had that grace
and abandon which so pleased Mrs.
Jerry when she first saw him. Long
standing in the cold numbs the mus
cles. 1t robs the legs of their spring.
Sudden starts, such as are made when
you are called from line after an hours
waiting, finish the business. Try as he
might Bonfire could not step so high,
could not carry a perfect crest. His
neck had lost Its roundness, in his
rump a crease had appeared.
At last the inevitable happened. Two
young hackneys, plump of neck round
of quarter, springy of knee and hook,
were brought to the stable. Bonfire
and his mate were led out of their old
stalls to return no more. They had
been worn out in the service and cast
aside like a pair of old gloves.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

Citizen-When you were running for
the place, you were full Of promises of
what you would do for the public; now
you don't seem to care penny for the
public.
Leglslator-When l said I was ready
to do anything the public wanted, l
thought my election was what the pub
lie desired. They've got that, and now
they want a lot of other things. 1t
looks as though the public would never
be satisficd.-Boston Transcript.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
HUMOR OF THE HOUR


Mrs. Benham-That boy of ours has
no reverence, no bump of veneradon.
Benham-That SO?
Mrs. Benham-Yes, it is so. You
know the picture we sent away as a
wedding present yesterday?
Benham-Yes; what of it?
Mrs. Benham-I told Charlie to pack
it in box, supposing, of course, that
he would use some of the old packing
paper so abundantly scattered about
the house. Well, l went out of the
room for a minute, and when | came
back he was tearing up copy Of
Longfellow's poems and using the
leaves for packing paper. What do
you think of that?
Benham-I think the boy knew his
business.
Mrs. Benham-How do you make
that out?
Benham-He probably knew there
was Excelsior" in it. New York
Times.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
Do You Enjoy What You Eatq

II you don't your food does not do
you any good. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is
the remedy that every one should taRe
when there is any thing wrong with the
stomach. There is no way to maintain
the health and strength OF mind and
body except the nourishment. There is
no way to nourish except through the
stomach. The stomach must be kept
healthy, pure and sweet or the strength
will let down and disease will set up.
No appetite, losses of strength, nervous
ness, headache, constipation, bad
breath, sour risings, rifting, indigestion,
dyspepsia and all stomach troubles are
quickly cured by the use of Kodol by.
spepsia Cure. Sold by Growers City
City drug store.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

$50 you resent these hints of dis
honesty in the governmentP
"Most emphatic" answered Farmer
Corntossel. "I've been buyln' postage
stamps from the government fur years
and never got cheated yet."-Washing-
ton Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
Fair at Laurytown Almshouse.

A fair will be held at the Laurytown
almshouse on the afternoon of four
Thurdays in June, namely the 4th, l1th,
18th and 25th, for the benefit of two OF
the inmates of the institution, Andrew
O'Donnell and Patrick McCole.
1t is hoped that a sufficient sum may be
raised, by the proceeds of the sale ol
fancy articles, to purchase artificial
limbs for these men, who have been SO
unfortunate as to lose each Of them leg
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
Work Planned Out,

"That was pleasant gentleman you
introduced to me-"
"Yes; he has some excellent qualities.
| am going to make something of him
If he will let me-"
"You make something of him? Why,
he looks old enough to be your father"
"He is old enough. That's what I'm
going to make of him-a father-in-
law" kansas City Journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
Plenty of Taste.

"Well," said Nuritch, who had been
showing Kandor through his new
house, what do you think of the fur
nishin's?'
"They-er-show great deal OF
taste" replied Kandor.
"Think SOP
Eyes; but it's all very bad"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
Shine Out!

Shine out, Mr.. Summer Sun
Tired er yo' funnin'!
Lead us whar de melon grow
En- de black snakes runnin'!
Shine out, Mr.. Summer Sun
Melon patches stunnin'!
Lead us whar de white mans gun
Keeps de niger runnin'!
Atlanta Constitution.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
KodOl Gives Strength

by enabling the digestive organs to d-
gest, assimilate and transform ALL of
the wholesome food that may be eaten
into the kind Of blood that nourishes
the nerves, feeds the tissues, hardens
the muscles and recuperates the organs
of the entire body. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure cures Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Ca
tarrh Of the Stomach and all stomach
disorders. Sold by Growers City drug
store,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

Gritty George-Lady, l hear dat yer
cuckoo clock is out of order.
The Lady-What Of that?
Gritty George-Well, l just want to
say dat I'll sit around an do de cuckoo
in every hour fer me board an lodgin'.
I'm always willin' to work.-Philadel-
phia Record.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

"Jimsley thinks his wife is an an
gel"
"That SO? Why, didn't know Jims-
ley was married"
"He is widower"-Kansas City
Journal
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

Mrs. Cobwigger-What can you dis
like about being so wealthy?
Mrs. Muchrich-I have to eat every
thing when it's out of season and not
fit to eat.-Town Topics.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

"You said / could prescribe my own
terms,' protested the startled and in
dignant prima donna.
Il know it," replied the manager,
who had cut her figures in half, "but l
didn't say I'd follow your prescrip-
ton"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

Mrs. Mary Shenski, of Plains, was
killed within six feet of her door step
yesterday. Some OF her geese had
escaped from the yard and in driving
them back she crawled under a trip of
coal cars. The train started and she
was killed She was So Years old.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

The Broker-Don't you find it easier
to shave some men than others?
The Barber-Yes; don't you?-Yon-
kers Statesman.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
ont of tbe Hearts bitterness.

Blobbs-Scribbler has had no less
than nine plays rejected.
Slobbs-What is he doing now?
Writing essays on the de-
cline of the drama.-Philadelph Rec
ord
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
Between Friends.

Mayme-I hear you are going to be
married again.
Edyth-Again? Why, I've never been
tied up as yet.
Mayme-No, but l can't recall the
number of times you were 'going to
be."-Chicago News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

"Why, all my moneys gone"
"Yes; took it, dear"
"What under heavens did you do
that for?"
"Why, | knew you wouldn't let me
have it if l asked you."-Life.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
PLEASURE.

June 13.-Dance under the auspices of
ST. Anthony's Italian and Tirolese Cath
olic chapel, at Krell's hall. Admission,
25 cents.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
Do You Enjoy
What You Eat +?

You can eat whatever and whenever you
like If you take Kodol. By the use Of this
remedy disordered digestion and diseased
stomachs are so completely restored to
health, and the full performance of their
functions naturally, that such foods as would
tie one into double -bow-knot are eaten
without even "rumbling" and with posi-
tive pleasure and enjoyment. And what is
more these foods are assimilated and
transformed into the kind Of nutriment that
is appropriated by the blood and tissues.
Kodol is the only digestant or combination
Of digestants that will digest all classes Of
food. In addition to this fact, 1t contains, in
assimlative form, the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties.
Kodol cures indigestion, dyspepsia and all
disorders arising therefrom.
Kodol Digests What You Eat
Makes the Stomach Sweet.
Bottles only. Regular size, ST 90. holding az times
the trial size, which sells for so cents.
Prepared by E. o. Dewitt & co., Chicago, III.
Growers City Drug Store.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
7 -EHIGH TRACTION COMPANY.
L. Freeland Schedule.

First car leaves Hazleton for Freeland ut
Is nj, then on the even and half hour
thereafter. First car Sundays at q % u IN.
First car leaves Freeand for Hazleton at
+5 a IN, then on the 10 and 45 minutes after
the hour thereafter. First car Sundays at As
m.
Last car leaves Hazleton for Freeland ut
IL no . m. Last car Saturdays at IL 80 pm.
Last car leaves Freeland for HaZeton at
II ID III. Last Car Saturdays at ii 45 p m.
Cars leaving HaZleton at GO m connect
W tn d. s. ~ :. hailroad trains at Hazleton
junction for Harwood, Gran berry. Tombicken
and Derringer daily except Sunday, and s 80
Il IN and 90 Ill sunday.
Cars leave Hazleton for Humboldt road
Oneida and Sheppton at 20 and 10 30 Il IN and
4 90 III daily, and 90 and 3 90 p m Sundays.
Cars leave Hazeton for Beaver Meadow
road. Stockton, Halle Brook, Eckey, Jeddo
and Drifton at 30 p m daily. and 30 a m and
30 p m Sunday
A. MARKLE, General Manager
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW

CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW
~ JERSEY. November 16. 1902
Stations in New York: Foot of Liberty
Street, North River, and South Ferry.
TRAINS LEAVE UPPER LEHIGH.
For New York, at s 15 IN.
For Philadelphia, az s 15 IN.
For White Haven, at 8 10 Il m and 6 05 D m
For Wilkes Barre, Pittston and Scranton, at
8 Ii IN.
For Mauch Chunk, Catasauqua and Allen
town, at 8 15 Il III.
Through tickets to all points at lowest rates
may be had on application in advance to the
ticket agent at the station.
c. NJ. BURT, Gen. Pass. Agent.
w. G. Besler. General Manager.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

Entered at the Postoffice at Freeland, Pa,
as Second Glass Matter.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03

Make all money orders, checks, etc., payable to
the Tribune Printing Company, Limited.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-06-03
SCHOOL BOARDS
NEW OFFICERS
Continued from First Page.

poses, and 81 minimum on occupations.
The new directors are Philip Brior, OF
Drifton, and Adam Sachs, Jr., of Eek
ley, who succeed Frank McHugh and
Jacob Zeistloft.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
IMPORTANT AN NoUNcEMENT."

NJ Specialist Pine Bluff nearly Years
~
(which known
he his
extensive equipment OF
THE FINEST AND MACHINES
wb
doubt the
Finest EIaboraey Equipped Offices in
DR. COHEN Nreasch
Raywhch the
which is followed by
y and attended by
me of travel
Medical College, Philadelphia
leading
East specially Diseases years
obscure disease which
not fail consult Dr. Cohen
candidy he
Consult Free,a NJ Strictly nfdential
Eyeglasses scientifically
Permanent 2o21k Store
Pine a.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
Recognized the Teeth.

When President Roosevelt was in
Sharon Springs. Mo-, a countryman
stepped up and said to member of
the Presidential party: "Whar's the
President?' Mr.. Roosevelt, scenting
something good, said, "Do you wish
to see him particularly?' 81 never
seen but one President in my life
an, of course, l would like to see him
on gin'ral principles replied the
countryman. "But what l wants to
see this one fur mos particular, is to
see if he's got them squirrel teeth
the papers say he has" And then
and there the President displayed his
"squirrel' teeth in the broadcast of
grins. "Gosh. ter blazes. you're the
feller," said the man as he hurried
away.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
SaIvo of NeapoIitan Bombshells.

Discharge of twelve mammoth
bOmbshells, fired from steel mortars.
These beautiful shells are of ingeni-
Gus and skillful construction, dis
charging in mid-heaven three separ-
ate and distinct times. displaying al
ternately three different colors. no
two shells being alike One of the
most beautiful effects known to the
pyrCtechnic art
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
WHAT CAUSES DANDRUFF.
Greatest European Authority on Skin
Diseases Saws It Is a Germ,

The old idea that dandruff Is
scales of skin thrown off through a
feverish condition of the scalp is ex-
ploded. Prof. Pima, Hamburg, Ger
many. European authority on skin dis
eases, says dandluff is a germ disease.
The germ burrows under the scalp,
throwing up little scales Of cuticle,
and sapping the vitality Of the hair
at the root. The only hair prepara-
tion that kills dandruff germs is New.
bros Herpicide. ''Destroy the cause
you remove the effect" Not only
cures dandruff but stops falling hair
and causes a luXuriant g. owth. De
lightful hair dressing
Sold by leading druggists. Send 100
in stamps for sample to The Herpicide
Co., Detroit. Mich. l.. B. Coon, spe
cial agent. y:
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19

Notwithstanding the protests of the
loyal Servians against his accession
to the throne it seems that King Kar-
agecrgevitch doesn't kayadamovitch
New Orleans Picayune
If the Colombians think there is
any more than $4,000 000 in the Pan
anna canal for them they are moving
swiftly in the direction of a hard
jolt. Tribune.
Mr.. Hanna refuses to express an
"Oinion as to whetheH Presiden
Roosevelt can carry New York an(
New jersey. The senator no doubt
still desires to reserve some Of the
| affairs OF the campaign of 1904 fol
that particular year-Cincinnati En-
quirer. -
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
+ = ( Z, 4. =
+ i, LITTLE 81 DRIES. -
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Santa Claus Feet.

MRS Patrick Campbell is apt to
say original HfhiHgs about persons
whom she does not like. Just before
she sailed for England recently, she
said OF a certain actor of her COM
pany;;@1ss
81 don't like to have him about for
he has Christmas feet. He's always
shutting up to you, just as if he
were going to ask you for something"
New York Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19

more travel if railroad rates were
permanently lower The eageFness
with which people seize the opportu-
nifty to make cheap excursions to
cities near and remote shows clearl!
that they would indulge in more jour
neys if the rate were kept at the re-
duced figure.
It may be true that this class of
patronage would not justify perma
nent reduction in rail- Dad rates, but
it is quite certain that such rates
could profitably be made more FIRE
quently than at present. The very
fact that reduced rates attract great
numbers of travellers shows clearly
that regular rates ale too high. The
policy of putting the rate las higf
as the traffic will bear" is pretty
sure to result in a reduction in tho
volume of the traffic that will bear it
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
Aerial Flower Garden.

Grand fight of one mammoth
aerial bouquet, which consists OF
hundreds of extra large calibre rock.
cts, grouped together in a tall. wood.
en- case and prepared to fly in mass
at one time. filling the air with
chrysanthemums, willow trees. lilacs
daisies. lilies. poppies, etc. the
whole forming an immense aerial
flower garden.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
Italian Sunset.

Grand Illumination of surrounding
scenery by six large crimson illumi-
nations, producing a splendid effect.
Discharge Of Whistling Rockets.
Ascension. of six three-pound cal
liope, or whistling rockets. After an
explosion, they fill the air with loud,
screeching whistles that can be heard
a great distance. A wonderful nov
city.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19

The talk of making Col. Herrick. of
Ohio, the Republican candidate foe
vice president has been revived. But
perhaps it would be just as well for
Mr.. Herrick first to be elected govern.
or of Ohio.-Buffalo Express.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
"Maoic Natjona, Star"

This beautiful device commences
with a five-foot American star, with
jets of red, white and blue, which
communicate in the background to
a revolving sun, with changeable
brilliant fires and colored centers
the whole terminating in star form
ed of brilliant scintillating suns.
heavily reported.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19

Exhibition Kaleidoscope"
This magnificent piece opens with
two wheels of brilliant fire, revolving
in opposite directions, with Opaque
centres, which are suddenly filled
with fantastic figures in red, green,
blue and orange, changing each in
stant in form and color.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
1" Revolving Fans"

This beautiful device represents a
large double FAM studded with lance
work of crimson, green, orange and
blue. encircled by double ring of
brilliant amber spur-fire; the whole
producing a beautiful combination of
colors and eccentric movements.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
Fountain Battery Discharge.

Discharge of one large fountain
battery, throwing three distinct
streams of red, white and blue stars
making a fan-shaped fountain repre-
senting our national colo1s.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19

shells are the grandest production OF
the pyrotechnic art. They show
every known color and all the
beautiful combinations of color, be
sides streamers, shooting stars, met
eors, comets, duration stars, ser
spents, gold rain, trailed stars, whirli
gigs, parachutes and mammotn
spreaders.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
"Japanese Glory"

This splendid piece commences
with hexagon vertical wheel, with
crimson, green and orange centres,
mutating to an immense halo of
glory, richly studded with colored
rubes-the pride Of Japan, heavily
marooned.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19

Tom Johnson is oiling his automo.
bile and making some addition to his
adjective department preparatory to
active participation in the Ohio cam.
paign.-Washingto Post.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
Discharge Of WhistIine Fountain.

One double mammoth Whistling
fountain battery, one of > the. most
beautiful effects known to the art OF
pyrotechny. Beginning with a beau
tiful shower of golden fire. changing
to an illumination, intermingled with
colored stars, with a full accompani
ment OF whistling effects.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19
Discharge of .BombsheII Rockets.

Six extra large three-pound bomD-
shell rockets. Each rocket at its
proper height, throws out a bomb
shell, which explodes and displays a
brilliant shower of variegated colored
stars. ss..
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-19

The display CT fireworks to be
made at Bell park on the evening or
July 4, is to be the grandest per-
fOrmance of the kind ever seen here.
The following is the program to be
rendered: