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Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

we'll. The ruffles down the front and
around the edge and sleeves are made
of very sheer dotted Swiss, and edged
with n narrow lace that matches the
inserting. .
A pretty petticoat must always be
worn with q neglieee of this kind, as
it does not fasten from the yoke
down. No pattern is really necessary
for this design, as a shirt-waist pat
tern can be used for the yoke and
sleeves and the rest simply hangs
straight, having really no particular
shape.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Word with n Hisforx.

"~Shibboleth" is a word frequently
used in modern politics, though it may
be doubted whether many politicians
know the history of it. Curiously
enough, this Hebrew word really
means IAN ear of corn" as we'll as a
river" but it's significance for mod
ems arises from the fact that 1t was
employed as a test to distinguish the
Ephraimites from the Gileadites. the
former being unable to pronounce the
Ssh" sound.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
A VERY DAINTY NEGLIGEE.

This negligee is most dainty and
really beautiful when finished. 1t Is
not a necessity, but q luxury, and
would be q very pretty idea to add to
the BRIDES trousseau. If is fort
unate enough to strike a bargain in
wash ribbon and an effective lace, it
will not be so very expensive to make,
while to buy one similar would cost a
small fortune.
The whole gown is made of straps
of wash ribbon and lace. Pale blue
ribbon with the white lace looks very
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Knavery in Church.

The Curate-So the thief overlooked
the vest in the vestry?
The Rector-Yes, but stole my stole
and every surplus surplice.
"Pshaw! It's a wonder the knave lief
the ve."-Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Poverty of the Clergy.

The greater number Of the clergy
of the Church of England have moi
enough to eat and drink, hundreds Of
them are clothed in secondhand gar.
ments sent to a charitable society, Rn(
many of them have no fuel by means
of which to keep themselves warm.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
To Serve Pens.

If you wish to serve peas Is an en-.
tree, cut outwith a cookie cutter a round
of bread from an ordinary-sized slice
of bread, then two rings with a dough
nut cutter. Dip them in melted butter
and toast ~deliciously brown in an oven
Fill the cavities with peas cooked IL
delicate cream sauce.-Good House.
keeping.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

There is great grief at Rouen.
France, where the famous bell known
as "Rouvel," which for an uninterrupt-
ed period of 600 years has rung the
curfew, just exhibited a serious crack.
1t is feared that repairs are impossible
and that the bell will never ring again.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Great Scheme.

slave you decided yet upon a name
for that new suburb of yours?"
Yes. l am going to call it Look
out"
Il can't see anything striking o r
original about that"
You can't? Think how everybody
in the train will run to the windows
when the brakeman calls out the
name OF the station Chicago Trib-
une.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Scn's EncrOachmerts.

About a square mile of France has
been worn away by the English Chan
mel in the last five years. In North
Brittany has been noted a gradual sub
sidence Of the land which has been in
-pr---~mNgians- 90, at which time the
Channel Islands were Joined to the
coast by a isthmus.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Not Much to Them.

They are speaking Of the agitatins
orator.
"He is a man who weighs his words
remarked the close observer.
IF he does" said the cynic. "he gives
short weight. Chicago Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Obeying Papa.

Come, come, Mabel; don't turn
around to look at everybody we meet"
"Why, mamma, you know papa IS
always telling me to cultivate my fac
u{ties of observation."-Chicago Amer
lean.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

Alcohol will generally remove paint
stains from cloth or silk. The stains
should be sponged off with ammonia
afterward.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

The doll is probably the most antique
toy. 1t has been found inside the
graves of children of ancient Rome.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Why She Does 1t.

Docs she enjoy travel?"
Not at all"
'Then why does she travel so much?"
Because she can, and others can't"
CHICAGO Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
American Newspapers

The circulation of American newspa
pers is 5000, OO0, 900 copies a year.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Honduras Pack Mules.

Pack mules in Honduras carry 200
pounds in dry weather and $50 in wet
weather.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

The crocodile requires 80 seconds in
which to turn round.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
MISCELLANEOUS

MRS. JARLEY'S WAX WORKS and
musical at st. Peters chapel Tues
day evening, November 18th, for the
benefit Of the Parish House fund.
Public cor invited. Admission
% cts. 4OOS-1l-l3-3
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Country,

The only beast of prey found in Aus.
tralia is the dingo, or wild dog.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
The Letter ct"

Out of every 1000 letters used il
writing English, T is used SS times.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

She-Does he ever say nice things to
his wife?
IIe-He might if she'd only give him q
chance.-Yonkers Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

"What does she know about managing
! men? She's never been married"
mo. But shes been engaged to three
men at the same summer hotel."-N. Y.
Times.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
Cure for Melancholy.

Employment and hardships prevent
acknowledgement.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

YOUNG LADIES OF theatrical abil-
ity can make good money from
theatrical troupe now forming for
Western tour. Address j. Frank
Howell, News Office. 4039-11-1-6-2
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

THREE YOUNG MEN wanted to
join theatrical troupe which starts
West December 1st. Address j. Frank
Howell, News office.
40H9-11.16-2
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

WANTED-COMPETENT COOK at
1853 High SC. 3~S59-l0-2S-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
HOUSES FOR REM.

HOUSES FOR RENT.
THREE ROOM FLAT and four room
fiat to rent. Enquire 257 New
Brunswick emu 3985-11-12-tf
FOR RENT-A SIX room house. bath.
hot and cold water. Enquire 257
New Brunswick ave-.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
HELP WANTED

WANTED-ENERGETIC young nah
as travelling salesman. Apply even
lngs at office, 1856 State ST., Sewing
Machine office.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

re Way to Begin.
Shelf you were going to make love.
how would you begin?
He-Well, I'd get two fools and put
them tOgether.-Yonkers Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

CARRIERS wANTED-Apply Even
ing News. Hiatt
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

PIANO AND ORGAN lessons at
reasonable rates. Mrs. s. MacFelly,
400 State st. 3983-11-11-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

WANTED-GIRL for general house.
work. Apply 1856 Washington st.
4034-1I-16-2
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

A COMPETENT young German seam
stress would like to do sewing by
the day. Inquire of Miss Bopp, ~
Lewis street. 4040-11.16-2
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16
ROOMS o RENT

LARGE FRONT ROOM with board
i'll private family, suitable for two;
scandinavian preferred. 221 Wash.
ington vt. 3971-11.10-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-11-16

WANTED-SEVERAL persons of
character and good reputation in
Zach state Gone in this county requir
adj to represent and advertise old
established wealthy business house
If solid financial standing. Salary
s21 weekly with expenses additional,
Ill payable in cash direct each We'd
1esday from head offices. Horse and
carriage furnished when necessary.
References. Enclose addressed
Envelope. Colonial, Caxton Build
ing, Chicago. 3302-8-18-tf
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21
Sable and the - y 81
x - New Seal Goats.

sable is in fashion; it always is The
/ best Is so dark that it is neatly bis elk.
Sable means black. you know, though
when applied to this fur we have qvite
forgotten its original interpretation The
best Russian has a biush rrget in Il.
We fall back mostly on Canadian sakle
ami what We unta.n from China Dvrd
stone marteu VIII bc greatly ia request
thiS season, ana IS Slnguiarly hand some
We are indebted to Roumania and Servia
for mach 81 it. Budapest is doing
good trade in many furs, especially in
uusqaaeh. q rodent like our mole. which
mss tina long halr removed and cliDned
Just now Il IS quite invaluable. filing IN
many gaps, fer il dyes so well Chin
chlHa retains It's favor and ermne Is use
ful, employed chiefly as trimming and
for evening cloaks.
Seajskin Is always in demand, for 4here
Is nothing that fills its place, hrt il *
more useful than smart. Those who can
afford such a luxury nave seaigkin coats
reaching 90 the feet, made either uas ite
loose, with faccue back, or tight fitt5ng
az the waist There are many short
close fitting. forble-brpastcd Jackets. with
row or handsome fiorin-sized buttons
on one Sioc; many short open jackets.
Eyith vests. but the dominant mode is It's
three-quarter saoquc. These are often
turned back AT the sleeves, collars and
revers with astrakhan or Persian lamb.
The sleeves nrc pretty straight from the
shoulder ~ the elbow. when they either
widen out bell form. or are shaped dag
one'iv from the elbow to the wrist. F.
the III VI style. set into deepish wrist
hand. and have a turn-baeG cuff. 4 very
handsome new sealskin coat has a long
shapaS .kirt. with perfectly fitting
bodice, douhle-brea sted. and rouple If
convey military buttons are introduced AT
the b'eA Of the waist, a double row on
the freut which is made with large
revere ED collar Of sable that border
the Zig eeves also. The new styla of
50" 'etyin SNrnue has deep-bauded sleeves
With iarge collar, pointed and turning
dowU"'"r'. lined with satin. Some hay,
hat yt""F c.o''art.-New York Com
mfgfie' Advertiser.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21
r.surance Against GRACE suicide.n

The American Mothers Birth Insur-
srce company is a new insurance organ
;-stian of which the object is to provide
1or the payment of a sum Of money upon
I t birth of a living child. The benefits
Named are from 500 to $500, depend
mo mon the amount of premium paid by
+be mother. 1t is organized under the
;neurance laws of Massachusetts and is
10 maintain a reserve fund.
The question arises, Win this sort of
assurance make any difference in the
sroce suicide so much deplored by our
President and other statesmen? The ten
deney Of the day in that class of people
WHO are supposed to be in sufficient tinan-
rial condition to carry insurance of this
lind is not to have children Now, will
they look upon the insurance as good
thing and set aside their prejudice against
offspring or will this sort of an insurance
company have TO depend upon the labor
ing class, who, as n usual thing. cannot
afford to carry any great amount of in
surance ?-Iowa Medical Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21
Fires Set by SUMS RAYS on Glass.

A correspondent, commenting on a par
sgraph recently published in The Chron-
icle reporting the burning OF q haystack
near Moutanban, France, though the
focusing of the suns rays by an empty
rlass beer bottle left on the spot by some
picnickers, says: ut might interest you
"a know that such a thing as that is very
common in such countries. ] spent some
wears in North Queensland in the Never
never land and il the summer time we
we're careful not to leave any glass lying
around after breaking camp, as destruc-
five bush fires were often so caused. =
There is no doubt that many Of the for
est and POSSIBLY some of the grain field
fires which spontaneously break out in
this state every summer are started by
similar cause.-San Francisco Chron-
icle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

Everybody knows the great value of
shiS remedy in the household. but every
body does not know that the limitations
OF It, which some ScCond-claSS druggists
dlshonorably palm off on their custom
ers, have little or no value. What should
be understood by the public is that il is
not mere question of comparative value
between 'Naseline" and the limitations.
but that the limitations do not effect the
wonderful healing results of the world
renowned "NaSeline," and that they are
not the same thing nor made in the same
way. Besides this, many of tie imita.
tons are harmful, irrtant and not safe
TO use. while true Naseline is perfec,ly
harmless.
Perfect safety therefore lies in buy:nS
only original bottles and other packages
put dp by the Chesebrough Manufactur-
hlg Co. After ton is called to their
Caps:cuG1 Vaseline, advertised in another
column,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

In London, according to The Chron.
iiele. the term for a left-handed person is
kack-handed, the word being also equiv
aient TO awkward; in Lancashire it is
k-pawed; in Yorkshire, galloek or gawk-
handed. an expression dating back to at
least the Seventeenth century. IN Derby
shire are used the terms keg-handed.
cork-handed or corky-hdnded. while in he
1eesdale district cuddy-handedis common.
a2d in Nottinghamshire. coochy-narGr,i.
n Dorset it is serame.landcd and in
DeYolShlre coochy-hGEded. In Scotland
we find gawk-hanacd ana in the west
cawTy-hande6 In Ireland n left-handed
man is called n kithogue. Not MATS
years ago TiIa Healy used this weird j.,
a speech ~ East Wicklow. in which i,n
said that Mr.. O'Kelly could fight with
his left hand, and had already given his
opponent some 'kithoeues" that would
spoil his political beauty during the con-
test
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21
A NURSERY BAND.

Baby's lost his sawduSt cat
And his picture game,
Baby's lost his sold or hat
Isn't that a shame,
Baby's lost his pocket knife
One that cut his thumb;
Baby's happy, tho-he's got
little fife and drum.
Heard the band the other day,
Made a hit, somehow
Baby said he'd have 10 play
Or there'd be a row;
h0use was quiet up to then
Now he makes ii hum.
Dynamite amt in it with
Baby fife and drum,
Toodle-oOdle up the hall.
Teedle-eedle down,
Boom de b00m-it's worse than all
Racket in the town.
Rat-a-tat. we hear the snare
Rattle Tacketsome--
All the world must be aware
Baby's got drum.
How on earth could one boy make
Such an awful noiseT
Seems TO us it ought to take
Half a hundred boys!
Early morn till late Mt night
Till we nigh succumh,
Baby works with all his might
On his fife and drum.
Well-aday! we older boys
Made our rackets, too
Oftentimes we made more noise
Than orr children do;
Often, too, enmeshed In strife,
Do we wish, in vain,
We might have our drum and fF,e
With the boys again.
baltimore News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21
10 Onen BOTTLES with a Co-d

A bottle may be cut off by wrapping
cord saturated in coal oil around il
several times, then setting fire to the
cord and just when it has fin;shcd burn
ing. plunging the bottle into cold water
and tapping on one end to break. Oddly
good vases. The top of a large bottle
having small neck makes q good fun
nel. Large round bottles make good
jelly glasses. Sheet glass may be cut in
ire same way when one has no glass
cutte~.--Good Housekeeping
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21
All Mothers Are Interested

In another column of this paper will
be found the advertisement of the Phoc-
nix Chair company, Sheboygan, Wis, in
which are set forth the merits of the
Baby Walking Chair" which will be OF
interest to all mothers
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders fer Chill.
dren

Successfully used by Mother GRAY.
nurse in the Childrcns Home i'm New
York, cure Constipation, Feverishness
Bad Stomach. Teething Disorders. move
and regulate the Bowels and DESTROY
Worms. Over 10000 testimonials. At
all Druggists, 25c Sample FREE. Ad-
dress A. s. Olmsted, LeRoy, n. y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21
The Sacrifice

A butchers lad went to deliver some
meat at Il house where fierce dog was
kept. The lad entered the backyard
when the dog at once pinned him against
the wall In a minute or two the mis-
tress of the house ran out and drove the
animal off.
Has he bitten you?' she asked
"Noa." said the lad. "Aa kept him of
by giving him your suct: an We just cam
in time to save the beef. "-Exchangc.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21
FACTS AND FANCIES.

She-My sister is coming out next
week
He-How long was she sent up for?-
Cornell Widow.
Two months ago he was worth mil.
lion" In rain checks or street car
TRANSFERS. mo, in stocks" Same
thing. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Fond PARENT understand the faculty
are very much pleased with your work
Dropped Junior-Yes, they encored ms
sophomore year-Princeton Tiger.
Well, what did you see in New
York -
Not much. Spent most Of my time
trying TO let on I'd been there before -.
Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
Warmed Over.
1t comes as hash. it comes as stew:
It's stay Is still deferred.
For days TO come no doubt well view
That same Thanksgiving bird.
Washington Star.
Nelie--Oh. these hard words! Pa.
what is an antithesis? Pa-It is the con
trast of extremes; for instance, your
mother has put the God Bless Our
Home motto right over the piano.-Bos-
bOAA AAdtoNA1JNs
Briggs-Do you suppose Turkey will
rule Russia, as some OF those famous
diplomats predict?
Giggs-I don't know. Turkey will rule
America on Thanksgiving dag, though
Ionkers Herald.
Doctor see what the matter is.
It's dyspepsia. All you have to do is to
Inn VII hoo " 1,oFI -
meal. Mrs. Binks-Impossible / get
the meals myself and wash the Dishes
Philadelphia News.
'Tried to skin me, that scribbieT did!'
what did be want?"
Wanted to get out a book jointly, he
TO write the book and / to write the ad-
refreshments. | turned him down.
wasn't going to do ali the literary work! -
Baltimore News.
mage. and, what's more. I'm glad | do
not like spinnaee; fer if | liked spinnaze
I'd be atin' It all the time. and Ia hate
TO have 20 ate anything ! djslikcd So
much as I dislike spinnage - ennsyi
vania Punch Bowl.
Diner-Waiter, there is n slight mis-
take. ordered n spring chicken aud
bottle Of 1884 Pommery.
Waiter-Yes, sir.
Diner-You have brought me some
Pommery Of last spring and chicken OF
1SS4.-Christ.aR Register.
The Problem Confused.
Mary had a little lamb.
She called Il Mary Ann,
But
The butcher called K mutton,
Whewt,'
How old wac Mary's Ann2
Rome tGaJ Tribune
Soiled Spooner tat the door)-I am viii
in TO work. maddim, but competition
keeps me from gittin' anything to do 81
my trade.
Mrs Go0dsoaI-What is your trade?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

pain. The kidney secretiOns were very
irregular. dark colored and full of sedi-
ment. Since taking the pills the score
tons are cleared up, l have not had an
ache in my back, my health generally
is improved a great deal.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. y.
For sale by all dealers, price SO cents
per box.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

II you cannot obtain KNIGHTS
RHEUMATIC CURE from your drug
gist, because it CURES so QUICKLY
that he thinks it is not to his interest to
handle it. address A. p. Knight, Chem
list, 1900 State street, Chicago.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

In one Of the congressional districts
under the new app0rtionment in Texas
there are tifty-five counties. The entire
vote of the district, however, is only ~,
mo
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

says: "Doan's
Kidney pills
proved a very
efficient RENE
dy in my case.
l used them for
disordered kid
neys and back
/ a c h e, fro m
which l had ex-
|p ri e n C e d a
great deal Of
! t I o u Bile and
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

Eleven sovereigns and ; half SOW
ereigns rendered TO Dublin cabmcn in
mistake for silver coins last year were
given up to the police
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

can recommend Piso's Cure for Con
sumption for Asthma. 1t has given me
great relief.-W. l.. Wood, Farmersburg,
Ind, Sept. s, 1901.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

Austrian cotton mills use $4,000. 900
pounds of cotton n year, two-thirds of
which is American
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

All wise families will keep Bruder'
Celebrated Cough Syrup on hand this
winter. See ad in this issue.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

Microscopic experiments have shown
that the electrically made steel is not diff
ferent in any way from crucible steel
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

The ivory plant has recently been dis
covered in California, but the nut it pro-
duees in its wild state is of inferior quail
ity and will not make good buttons.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

The British postoflce savings banks
return shows that the deposits received
last year amount to f42. 21T,0O2 and the
repayments to $41, 1856, 100.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

MRS. WINSLOw'S SOOTHING sYRUP for
Children teething; softcns the gums, reduces IN
ELIMINATION. allays pain, cures wind collie. %
cents bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

Carpets can be c0lOred on the floor
with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

There are nearly go different rcli-
gions in the United Kingdom.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

London fever hospitals can accommo-
date 6000 patients.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

Soiled Spooncr-CarYin' T'aaksgivin'
turkeys for lonely widows. Buffalo
( Times.
Hen--What's the matter C;obbIer? =
/ What in the world are YOU hiding for?
Turkey-Ever hear that proverb?
Hen-Which one-"The early bird
catches the w0rm?''
Turkey-Ne indeed The early bird
Herald.
If wishes were horses, we would wish
thfY were automobiles
When woman at a summer resort
puts on style, She takes of most every
thing else.
An aristocrat is man who has
climbed his family tree and stayed there.
Harvard Lampoon.
You don't make amy pre-, nsions as u
speechmaker."
NO" answered Senator Sorghum; "it
is a misfortune for a public man 20 get
into the habit of saying clever Things.
They are always remembered and held
up against him in case he wants 10
change his mind. "-Washington Star.
Tess Rox3ey's young widow has ST.
| 0OG,000, hear.
Jess-Yes; just think of earning thar
much money in one year.
Tess-Why, she didn't earn the money
herself.
lessor course she did. Wasn't she
| married to him for Philadelphia
! Press.
Twas Tuesday morning and tbe
ciothespins were fighting. Finally tbe
patient PIN got grip on his adversary
throat and squeezed. The old clothesnip
gasped under the pressure
DO you give in?" said the patient
clotheSpin.
Newer said the grim old warrior
IN fight it out on this line if il takes
all Summer cornell Widow.
Yale Dormitories.
Said cave dweller up in Durfee.
It's really q mystery to me
Ihat research prehistoric
Prefers the old Dorlc
Ionic. and Attis an
Parthenon- Vatican
Ruins, at Athens and Rome
When Lawrence and Far1tagn
And Durfec-GoldarDaml-
All need excavatin' at home
Yale T,ecord.
"a tell YOU" said Mr.. Fadoorus "orr
grocer is q shrewd fellow. Nv. il nj
waTs on the lookout for schemes that
viii bring trade his way"
he must be successful" sand Nj
Wunder
You bet he is! Why, he has the big
Gest rush right now OH miBce meat that
yon ever saw. He is giving away n box
OF pepsin pills with each pound ,Cn It. -
Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

Doctor see what the matter is
It's dyspepsia. All you have to do is TO
laugh heartily before and after each
meal. Mrs. Impossible / get
the meals myself and wash the Dishes
Philadelphia News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21

S0iled Spooner lat the door)-I am viii
in 10 work. maddim, but competition
keeps me from gittin' anything to DO a.
my trade.
Mrs. GoodEGaI- What Is your trade?