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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
FIRE ALARM.

4-Cor South Main ana .Srand sts.
 5 Scoyill Manufacturing Co (P.l
 6-Cor Bridge and MagIl sts.
 7-Exchange Place.
 12-Rogers & Bro (P.1
 13-Cor East Main and Niagara sts. 14-Cor East Main and Wolcptt road. 15-Cor Cor High and Walnut sts. 16-Cor Fact Main and Cherry sts. 17-Cor East Main and Cole sts. 21-Cor North Elm and Kin gsbury sts 23-Burton street engine house. Waterbury Manufacturing Go Py 25-Cor North Main and North sts. 26-Cor Buckingham and Cooke sts. 27-Cor Grove and Prospect sts. 28-Cor Hillside avenue and Pine sts. 29-Cor Ludlow and N. Willow sts. 31-Cor Bank and Grand sts.
 32-Cor Riverside and Bank sts. 34-Cor ". Main and Watertown I'd. 35-Conn R'y & L't'g Go, car. h'se RA Waterbury Brass Go P) 37-Cor CedaY and Meadow sts. aS-Cor Grand and Field sts.
 42-Cor South Main and Clay sts. 43-New Eng1arfd Watch Go (P) 45-Benedict &s Burnham Mfg Go. P) 46-Waterbury Buckle Go. (P) 47-Cor s. Main and Washington sts Dl-0OE# bdluWEl sLDQ %NIVGT SUS. 52-Cor Franklin ant Union sts. 5 Waterbury Clock Co, case fac. .Hy 54-Cor Clay and Min sts,
 k6-Cor Liberty and River sts. 57-No 5 hose house
 5S-Cor Baldwin and Stone sts. 62-Cor Doolittle alley and Dublin sss 72-Cor West Main and Willow sis. T3-North Willow st, cor Hillside. 74-Cor Johnson and Waterville sts. 142-Wolcott st. beyond Howard. 162-Cor East Main and IVelton sts. 212-The P1att Bros Go. (P1 S12-Hammond Buckle Go P) 214-Waterbury Clock Co.m'v't fac fPl 216-Cor North Main and Grove sts. 2s1-Cor Round Hill and Ward sts. 2s1-Junction Cooke and N. Main sis 2T2-Grove bet Central & Holmes avs 211-S. N. E. Telephone Go building G1l 21o-Cor Bank and Meadow sts. & Cloves P) 314-Plume & Atwood (Pl s1rAmerican Ring Go. P) Electric Light Station P) s1S-Holmes. Booth &5 Haydens fP1 221-No 4 Hose House 223-Cor Washington ave & Porter sts s24-Cor Charles and Porter sts. 325-Cor Simons st & Washington aye s71-City Lumber X Coal Co. (P,s 412-Tracy Bros P) 432-Cor Liberty and S. Main sic 451-SteeIe & Johnson Mfg Go. lpl 5s2-Cor Baldwin and Rye sts.
 pl Private.
 SIGNALS.
 1. One stroke calls superintendent to the City hall.
 II. Two strokes, fire out, recall.
 1-1-1. Three strokes, 12 m. 9p. m.
 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-l Ten strokes quick will indicate a general alarm and will call the entire force into service
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
COMING EVENTS

Sept 10-A. M. B. Zion church grand concert
 Sept 10 Grand ball at old Turn hall, Scovill street.
 Sept Watertown A. c. entertain ment and dance, Watertown.
 Sept 11.-North End Athletic club dance at their rooms. ..l
 Sept 11-Banner Glee club sociable and dance, Naugatuck.
 Sept 12-19-Brooklyn Athletic club carnival and prom.
 Sept 13 Salem Social club, clam bake, Naugatuck.
 Sept 14-Wa terbury tent, K. O. T. M., social and dance.
 Sept 19-Gaelic Literary class first concert and dance, Naugatnck.
 Sept Re-opening of Prof Bai1ey's dancing academy.
 Sept 23-St Thomas Cadets. IT, con- cert and promenade.
 Sept 24.-Patrick Sarsfeld club, En- met commemoration exercises. Sept 30-Ladies' auxiliary Division No 5, A. O. H., harvest sociable and dance.
 Oct 1-Laurier Social club promen- ade and dance.
 7 Oct 1-At Friendly League hall. pub lie reception to the incoming superin- tendent and faculty of the Friendly league, 8 to 10 o'clock.
 Oct 1, S-1O p. m.-At Y. M. c. A.. open public reception to the new physi- cal director, Erenest F. Goodyear Auspices Women's auxiliary. Public cordially invited to greet MT Goodyear
 Oct 5-Dance and sociable of Ia dies auxiliary. A. o. H., ColumBes hail. Eaugi tuck, 5...
 Oct 7, 8, 9, Washington Hill Ath- letic clubs sixth annual fair
 Oct 1o-St Francis T. A. and B. so- ciety's fourth annual concert and dance, Naugatuck.
 Oct 16-Liberty circle, No $50, F. of A.. promenade.
 Oct 1926 Eagles carnival of Wa terbury Aerie 379. F. of B.
 Nov 2-7- -EIks' bazaar. given by Wa terbury lodge, No 265, B. F. o. E.. City hall
 Nov 3-14-st Patrick's parish grand annual fair
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
ROCKY FoRD,sp SERVED FREE
Train Loads of Delicious Melons at
 the Worlds Fair.

,. $ 4
 Nearly half a million delicious
 Rocky Ford canteloupes will be serv- ed free to visitors on Rocky Ford
 Day. the the Worlds fair at St Louis on special date to be named next l summer.
 Senator G. w. Swink, the founder of the famous Rocky Ford melon indus try, for several terms maySr ofS the lit | tie Colorado city, whose name is known all over the world because of the Incompatible flavor and quality of it's melons, and one of the most enter prising agricuItHists in the west, call ed on Frederick w. Taylor, chief of agriculture at the Worlds fair. and discussed the advisabi1ity of having a Rocky Ford Day.
 The day on which every one may feast on Rocky Fords without cost will be between August 90 and the middle of September Thirty refrigerator cars, a full train load, each car filled with the toothsone melons, will go di- rect from the melon fields of Colorado to the palace of agriculture and will there be served to all who wish to par take. and no fee for the privilege will be exacted or expected.
 Chief Taylor will cause huge tent to be raised on one of the terraces high up on Agriculture hill. Counters will be on all sides. In the center will be mountains of the delicious can teloupes, packed in ice, and kept as cold as the most approved refrigera- ton will permit Behind the counters will be a large force of White-clad waitresses, to supply all visitors with their wares
 This is only one way Colorado has of advertising her greatness at the Worlds fair. In all of the large ex- hibit palaces in the City of Knowledge she will make displays in keeping with her wealth and importance
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10

went to get it, thinking to cut crotched stick with it.
 Well, sir, that snake must have been watching me, for the moment I turned my back it made a lunge for the horses leg. brought the hatchet down on the rattler, and when lifted it there were two snakes where there had been but one before. had cut the fellow in two, and yet hadn't taken the fight out of him. No, sir. He kept right on that is, the front part of him did and in another moment he was ready to strike the horse. So again my hatchet went down, but he swerved aside and let me have those fangs right in the forefnger of my right hand here.
 Well, tried to shake him off, but he wouldn't shake worth cent. Tn my excitement forgot that I had a horse and buggy so near at hand, but did remember that Chris Sharer lived about five miles from where I was, and started over the hill toward his house. ' put my foot down on the end of the snake and pulled my hand free from his fangs. I ran faster than ever before until reached Sharer's home.
 I
 My finger had swollen to twice it's natural size and my hand was badly swollen. My arm was blue up to the elbow. Sharer at once bound my arm to stop the circulation and then poured whisky into me.
 'sSharer killed a chicken and split it open. Then he split, my finger where the fangs had entered and placed the chicken on the wound. The chicken meat turned green and yellow and grad ually the swelling in my arm went down and the pain stopped. MT. Sharer then made poultice of soap and the white of an egg, and put it on the wound
 saThis relieved the pain, and soon the liquor that had poured into me sent me to sleep remained at Mir Sharer's house all day and then went home. AL though the swelling had gone my arm felt sore, and I expect it will be some time before can use hatchet again.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
SULTAN OF TURKEY.
Woman Who Sees Him Thinks Him
 Not to Be Envied.

Woman Who Sees Him Thinks Him
 Not to Be Envied.
 And is that the sultan of Turkey :? Why, the poor old manr' exclaimed an Englishwoman in the throng watching the display attending the Mohamme- dan feast of Bairam at the Turkish capital, several months ago.
 ''Yes, madani," said an Englishman of several years residence in Turkey, "that is the sultan,' and he pointed over the heads of soldiers several rows deep lining the thoroughfare- on either side, to a queer, old-fashfoned turnout in which sat little old man, bent nearly double and clad all in black. That is he just raising his head said the informant, and as cheer that | savored of much practice went up from the lines of soldiers the little old man raised a chaw1iEze hand on a level with his hooked nose.
 tFWhy, how old a man is he?'' asked the woman. ''Sixty? Why look at his hair and mustache- black" was | her exclamation when the monarch's age was given.
 That's dye, madam, just plain dye" :" said the Eng1ishman. ''It would never do for the Raven Chats what they call | him here) to grow old, you know. Let 1 me tell you a little about him." the volunteer guide continued. 'sThis is an unusual occasion. The sultan rarely leaves his palace. Just once year he ventures out under a, heavy guard to l pay his holy duty at StAmboul, and once each week, every Friday. the cere- mony of the Selemilk is observed. Then he goes from the palace down the hill | to his private mosque. These are the | only times at which he leaves the pal 1 ace.
 T know he seems a powerful mon arch, and he is, but wouldn't take the l job at any price Trouble, trouble, ] every moment of his life. Trouble with foreign countries, trouble at home, trouble with his officials, trouble with his harem, assassins and spies about him day and night. Would you be the sultanT'
 The woman as she turned away ex- claimed: 'sThe, poor old manv'
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
VAUDEVILLE AT THE JACQUES

It is to laugh to see Watson, Hutch ings and Edwards in 'sThe Vaudeville Exchange'' at the Jacques. for 1t is about as eccentric a bit of character work as one could wish to see. If there were nothing but Harry Watson's eccentric German dialect comedy and his funny ways one would have to laugh most heartily but Miss Hutch ings and MT Edwards add to the fun with their splendid work. Neil Moran and Miss Edsal1 make capital fun. too, in their comedietta, "Noah Little" as do the others on the bill. In fact, the show is one of genuinely amusing com edy throughout. Prices are.1O. 20 and 30 cents; afternoons 10 and 20 cents, ladies 10.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
"THELMA.o .

Charles w. Chase's dramatizatfon of Marie Corelli's '"Thelma" will be seen at Polls Saturday afternoon and even ing This is one of Marie Corelli's most intense stories of weird interest and strange characters. It deals with the days of the Vikings, the golden haired, blue-eyed people of the north. It's dressing and stage pictures are true to the era of the play, which is one abounding in the picturesque. It Is a leaf from the past, and tells of the strenuous lives of the hardy people from whom it's characters were culled No story of this great writer of the weird and mysterious has ever been more enjoyably interesting in book form, and no dramatic author has bet ter attuned his play to popular fancy than has Charles W. Chase in putting this story on the stage. A capable and thoroughly efficient cast is promised with the distinguished Ethel Brandon at it's head Popular prices.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
SNAKE FOUGHT WE'LL
Struck Its Tormentor After Having
 Been Cut in Two.
William schIey's Experience with a Rattier That Was Lively i'm Sec tiOns-Chicken as a Snake @.
 Bite Remedy.

William Schley, of Decatur township, Wfliiamsport, Pa, has resolved never again to cut rattlesnake into more than two pieces. An experience which he had day or two ago has convinced him that he may make two snakes out of one with impunity, but when he gets greedy and tries to make three, there is apt to be trouble. Incidentally MT. Schley has learned that as snake-bite medicine common chicken can give cards and spades to whisky-a remedy which heretofore has been regarded as an indis- pensable adjunct to life in this noun tainous region.
 It may be of interest to know just how it feels to be bitten by half snake, and so Mir. Schley' account of his experience is given as he told it. While he talked he had swollen and discolored right arm in sling and sat dangling his legs from the p1aform outside the crossroads store, near his home A half dozen of his friends stood about and listened with awe at the recital, which had to be repeated as often as another man ap- peared on the scene.
 Tt happened up herein Sharer's gap, 7 said Mir Schley, to a New York World correspondent. T started for mess of huckleberries. After driving up through Bald Eagle valley to the gap, I hitched my horse and took my basket from the buggy. 1t was just few feet from there that the berries were thick. was cross ing the road to the patch when saw a big ~rattler right in front of me. Tn my time have killed some big ones, but none that could hold feather to that fellow.
 For moment stood admiring him and wondering how I could catch him. He seemed peaceable enough coiled up there in the road, and thought he might stay there till could get a crotched stick in the woods and catch him. had hatchet in the buggy and
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
TIME TABLE.
HIGHLAND DIVISION.


 Trains leave Meadow street station for Boston, Hartford and way stations at TOO and 8:38 a .m.; 12:38, 3:S0, 850z P. in.
 Trains arrive at Meadow street sta- ton from Boston, Hartford and way stations at S.05, II: 40 a. m.; 1:46, 6:20 and 7:3S D. m.
 IFalns leave Meadow street station TOT New York, FishkilI Landing, Dan bury and way stations at SIS a.: m- and l:50 and 6:24 D. m. Trains arrive at Meadow street sta- Ilon from New York, Fishkfll Landing. DanDury and way stations at S:36 q m.; l2.34 and S:O4 D. m.
 SUNDAY TRAINS. Leave Meadow street station at S:S0. lo:uo a. m.; 200, 5:05 and TOO p. m. Arrive at, Meadow street station a& $50. 11:3O a. m.; 4:50, $50 and $50 p. m.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
MEETINGS TONIGHT.

Christian alliance. Court Acme, F. of A. Women's Relief corps. Publishers and Buffers. Court Oregon, F. of A. Court Linden, F. of A Wadhams post, G. A. R. Tunxis tribe, I. o. R. M. Fourth division, A. o. H. Clark commandery, K. T. America lodge, A. O.. w. E. l.. DeForest council, R. A. St Francis Xavier drum corpse Court Martin Hellmann, F. of A. Ansantawae encampment, I. o. O. F Mary Lincoln council, F. D. of A. Brass City lodge, I. A. of M. Butchers union.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
Chinarnan,s Unioue Excu.e.

At HongKong the other day a Chi namah was fined $1O for biting the thumb of policeman. The defendant thus denied the charge: T did not bite him, sir. was in crowd, when, feel ing a hand rudely thrust against my ear, I turned round suddenly, closing my mouth as I did so. I found the po1iceman's hand in nay mouth, and he seemed pai1fed. So was I.'
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
sARAFOFF HOUSING MACEDONIAN PEASANTS AGAINST THE
 
TURKS.

 
  of  shortly having served five officer
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10

For bilious attack take Chamber lain's. Stomach and Liver Tablets and a quick cure is certain. For sale by all druggists.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
MERTDEN BRANCH

hCIlIDUIN bEANCf1- Trains leave Dublin street station for Middletown and way stations at 9.05 a. ID. and 6:15 D. In Trains arrive at Dublin street station from Middletown and way stations at 7:5O a. m. and 3:58 D. m.
 Trains leave Dublin street station for New Haven by way of Cheshire a4 700. 8:43, 11:1O B. m: 1 :5O, 4.O4 D. ro- Trains arrive at Dublin street ste- ton from New Haven by way of Cheshire at 9:33 a. m.: 1:05, 32O, GOO 7:45 D. m,
 SUNDAY TRAINS. Leave Dublin street station for New, Haven by way of Cheshire at 7:5O <. m.: O:50 p. m-
 Arrive ar Dublin street station from New Haven by way of Cheshire att $50 a. m.: $50 D. m.
 NAUGATUCK DIVISION.
 Trains leave Bank street station fosx New York, Bridgeport, New Haven and other places south at 6:35, 7:55. 11:13 a. m.; 1:40, 3:05. 4:4O, 6:15 and S.O0 D. m.
 Trains arrive at Bank street station from New York Bridgeport, New Ha- ven and way stations at 7:14. S.29 . .S's', IO .e' ~. Ats.s o .1O, O.OO, 0@4H S:48 p. m.: 12;S9 q. m.
 Trains leave Bank street station fav Winsted and way stations at a.0A 10:55 a. m.; 3:4O 5;20 (WateaviiIe on- Iy). GAS and 8:48 p. m.
 Trains arrive at Bank street stgtfor from Winsted and way stations at es.35 7:55, 11:13 a. m.; 3,05, 5:46, CWater. vilIe) 6:15 p. m.
 Trains leave Bank street station ft,r watertown and way stations at 6.4s. S:2S. 11:17 a. m.: i 80, 3.45, 5:1O. 6.12 6:53, S53 and 1:2O D. m.
 Trains arrive at Bank street statiou from Watertown and way stations af $40, 7e47 10:42 a. n.; 100 2:56. 4 40. 5:51. 6:45. TAB. f1:1e p m.
 SUNDAY TRAINS.
 Leave Bank street station for Nevv York. Bridgeport and New Haven at 7:o5. $50 a. m.; 1:4O, 5:10 and 500 n ',
 Arrive at Bank street station fror, New York. Bridgeport and New Havsr at a:53 a. m; 1:24, 7:52. 1O:I0 D. n
 Leave Bank street station for yvafor- town and way stations at 9:5S q n, and SD3 D. m.
 Arrive at Bank street station f,..,,, Watertown and way stations ur |, n . Ea and A.h2 n m s
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
..FoR HER CHILDRENs sAKE'

The popular melodrama, "For Hel Children's Sake" Monday evening al Poli's.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10

@M N what foundations pride W his hopes, Swedish decide: V@ A frame of adarnant of fire,
 No dangers fright him, Ger love, OCT fear, extends his wide domain, Unconquered lord pleasure No joys to him pacific scepters yield,
 trump to Behold surrounding kings their power combine cap4tnlate,
 his hand but spreads in vain: Think nothing gsned." h nalght remain, Gothic standards And an be mine beneath the polar sky"
 The march begins in milttary state And suspended famine guards solitary of .>H cold Hide blushEng glory Fultowa's day! The vanqushed leaves his bands, @ <* @ his in lands ' , Condemned a needy suppIcant to wait While ladies nterpose and slaves debate But did not chance length Did snbverted Did he ,wound hostile millions His fall destined a petty fortress a
 He left the grew 4 To point moral adorn a
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-09-10
SUNDAY TRAINS.

Leave Dublin street station for New Haven by way of Cheshire at 7:5O a- m.: D:50 D. m- Arrive ar Dublin street station from New Haven by way of Cheshire at $50 a. m.; $50 D. IT.
The Yale expositor., 1903-02-13
Ills Awful elunder.

The careless man perpetratcd the
most awful blunder Imaginable last
week. 10 Is really not a subject Tot
laughter and yet some OF the mans
friends had 10 laugh when he discoy
cred hts mistake and they saw his rue
ful face. loI see. the raa was COINS
TO send friend a bunch Of roses as .
Christmas greeting. ana ut the same
time ne ordered a wreath sent 20 the
house Of an acquaintance whose SIS
ter had died the night before.
The man is a sympathetic soul. and
nc was plunged In woe when he went
TO the florists TO leave his order be
cause Of this friends distress. so Just
how he did IL will never be known
but the card intended Tor the buach
OF roses was placed On tho wreath
and that meant for the wreath was
placed on the roses. and the fornci
went 20 the house OF the dead marked
a Merry Christmas" and the latter
went TO the debu,ante marked with
deepest sympathy" a miX-up that was
ridiculous. however little the subject
calls fer laughter. now, wasn't IT,
Baltimore News.
The Yale expositor., 1903-02-13
An important Discovery.

Granton. Okla. Feb. 9th.-Alter tea
years T. n. Gosney OF Granton has al
last found a cure for Kidney Trouble.
Mr. Gosney suffered very severely with
Kidney Complaint and some ten years
ago made up his mind TO find a cure
4 one was 10 be had.
He has tried and tried and expert.
lcnted with every kidney medicine he
could hear Of Although he was always
disappointed he kept on trying I'LL al
last his perseverance was rewarded
and he found n complete cure.
He II VOL man to-day and explains
Il as follows:
Everything failed 90 cure me and |
was growing worse and worse till |
tried new remedy called Dodd's Kid
ney pills and had not taken many OF
them before ! knew that ! had at last
found the RICH thing ! am entirely
cured and cannot say too much for
Dodd's Kidney pills"
The Yale expositor., 1903-02-13

There ~ more Catarrn IA this scctlon 90 the
country than all other dlseaScs put together
ana until the last few years was supposed to be
incuranle For great many years doctors pro-
bounced 10 "A local disease. aud prescribed local
remedies. and hy constantly failing 20 cure
with local treatment. pronounced 10 incuruhlc
Science has proven caturrh 20 be "a constltu-
tlonul disease. and therefore requires consti-
tutlOnal treatment Halls Catarrh Cure. man
ufaCturrd by 4. j. Cheney & Co. Toledo. Ohio
u the only constitutional cure on the market
L. Is taken internally In doses from 10 drops 10
a teaspOonfuL 10 acts directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They oner
one hundred dollars for any ease a. fails To- euro
send for circular ant testimonials. Address
p j. CHENEY s. CO. Toledo. OhlO.
Sold by Druggists. &c.
Halls Family Pills are tho best
The Yale expositor., 1903-02-13
HOW SNAKES SNARE BIRDS.
Peculiar Fascination Exercised by
Swimming Movement.

peculiar Faoo.nation Exercised by
Swinging Movement.
The cobra OF tho cape fasclnates
birds by colling itself on a branch,
erecting It's head and swinging 10 and
fro. "Sundowner' states that the
snake Will go on fascinating" and
keeping the bird twittcring and unable
To leave The tree IN which Il is for
hours" and that II the bird is driven
away IL comes back. This may be a
yarn" But from tae curious fascins.
ion which non-terrifying objects such
as lark glitters. have for some birds.
and their apparent inability 10 resist
lowering round the lure the far great.
sr mesmerizing power OF the serpent
may Do conjectured.
Movement. more CT less regular. Is
always part OF the means of fascina.
ton employed by the snakes. Their
.cndness for music OF any kind is not
extended TO the sound OF the human
voice singing, which snakes clearly do
not appreciate 90 all. They only care
Tor instrumental music" which In.
GUIDES the concertina tom ton and
iew's'harp. But from experiments
made In this country IL was evident
that they nAe the bagpipes best
Spectator.
The Yale expositor., 1903-02-13
VELOCITY OF THE EARTH.
Instruments Enable Scientists TO Meas.
ure II With ExactItude.

ure II With Exaetltude.
In order 20 calculate the linear We.
locity OF the earth In It's orbit we
must frst know It's distance from the
sun. II we can measure the earth's
velocity the suns distance can DO com.
puted. II the velocity can be deter.
mined with great accuracy the result
ing value OF the suns distance Is pro.
portionately precise.
The methods OF spectroscopy have
been SO far improved that we are with.
in measurable distance OF determln.
ing the solar payallax by spectroscopic
observations.
II any star near tho zodiac be OBJ
served with the spectroscope at tho
two seasons when its longitude differs
from that OF the sun by ninety de.
grees. we can deduce not only the yc-
locity OF the star along the line Join.
ins star and earth. but also the mean
velocity OF the earth IN It's orbit.
Spectroscopic observations OF stellar
velocity in the line OF sight are now SO
good that the value OF the solar dis
lance which may be had on the prin.
ciplc described Is az least OF the same
order OF accuracy as values derived
from Older methods.-New York Sun.
The Yale expositor., 1903-02-13
orea,Iy.Pet,sd Fire Horses.

The horses Of the New York frs
department receive more petting prob
ably than any other horses in the
world. In nearly every engine house
each OF tho stalls bears the name OF
the horse occupant occupying II
large black letters on aluminium mark
ing the quarters OF Tom" Harry.
Dick" or Major" as the case may
be. The nrcmen are proud OF their
dumb friends. and not only do every
thing possible 20 make them com
Portable when they are OF duty. bu,
take pleasure in providing them with
little Injuries and tidbits.
The Yale expositor., 1903-02-13
Not a oueatIon Of FaIih.

Patient-AltEough. doctor. have
sent for YOU at the earnest solicitation
Of my friends. and 20 please them. let
me tell you that have not the least
faith In modern medical science
Physlcian-Oh. that doesn't matter
M all, | assure you. The mule has no
faith IN the veterinarian. yet the latter
cures him just the same