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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-09
The Best Summer Beverage

is Nat. Cap. Brewing Co.'S "Muenchener"
Beer. Pure and healthful. doz., $1.25.
Phone 90. 1t
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AMERICAN LINE

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NEW EENSTOwN-LIvERP0CN~
Teutonic June 10, noon Cedric June IA unue
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Germanic June IT. noon Celtic. June o. Ga m
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1906 ct. NV, Washintton.
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Free Dog Books schmid. 712 18th st. 1t
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Antique Furniture, Brass Goods, Etc,
at auction prices. Brown & Tolson's Art
Galleries 1412 H (south side). Phone 252O.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-09

Drink Kenny's Cheon Tea.
The best 5Oc mixed tea In America. Prompt
deliveries. c. D. Kenny Co. 10 city stores.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18

As 4se. n
80. 80
TOLD TO THE BARBER.
More Than Ordinary Good Story
Comes from Philadelphia.

More Than Ordinary Good Story
Comes from Philadelphia.
After mixing up light, frothy
lather and distributing it around
customers face the barber began. -.
"Speaking about Names" he said.
reminds me of little incident which
occurred to friend of mine and
which he told me yesterday. My
friend is drummer for a big con.
Germ and visits all the larger firms
with a view of selling his line Of
goods. One day he drifted into an
Office and the man he wanted to see,
was busy. So he sat down and while
he was waiting he struck up a con.
versation with the typewriter.
1.-THE girl wasn't very much dis
posed to talk and my friend remarked
that she looked very tired. I ought
to be tired she said. I've been sit
ting here for three hours copying of
two hundred foreign names and they
almost drive me crazy My friend
was just about to say that it must
be horrible thing to have peculiar
name, when the Office boy popped his
head out of the door and said: Say,
Miss Guldebrandersensky, der boss'd
like to see you
want close have?"-Philadel
phia Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
RECTOR OF ST. LUKES.

RECTOR OF ST. LUKES,
shburnham, Ontario, Testifies to
the Good Qualities of Cham ber-
lain y Cough Remedy.
Ashhurnham, Ont, April 10, 1908.
II think it is only right that I
should tell you what a wonderful
effect Chamberlain g Cough Remedy
has produced. The day before Eas-
ter I was 80 distressed with q cold
and cough that did not think to be
able to take any duties the next day
az my voice was almost choked by
the cough. The sme day I received
an order from you for a bottle Of
your Cough Remedy. I at once pro-
cured a sample bottle, and took a.
bout three doses Of the medicine. To
my great relief the cough and cold
had completely disappeared and I
was able to preach three times on
Easter Day. know that this rapid
and effective cure was due to your
Cough Remedy. I make this testi-
monial without solicitation, being
thankful to have found such God
sent remedy. Respectfully yours,
F. A. Langfeldt, NJ. A.,
Rector of st. Luke g Church.
This remedy is for sale by F. N.
Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
The Habits Of Flies.

The commonest house fly, musca
domesticata, breeds in manure and
dooryard filth, and is found in nearly
all parts of the world. On account Of
the conformation of it's mouth parts,
the house fly can not bite, yet no i'm.
preston is stronger in the minds Of
most people than this insect does not
occasionally bite. This impression Is
due to the fire.. uent occurrences in
houses of another fly (stomoxys calci-
trans), which may be called the
stable fly, and which, while closely
resembling the house fly, differs from
it in the important particular that it's
mouth parts are formed for piercing
the skin. This species takes refuge
in houses when it rains and gives rise
to the saying that flies bite only when
1t rains.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
DIED, BUT HE WAS CURED.
How Physician Explained Demise Of
His Patient.

How Physician Explained Demise Of
His Patient.
Carroll D. Wright, an authority
upon questions of labor, passed good
part of his boyhood in the New Hamp'
shire town of Dunbarton. There used
to live near Dunbarton physician re-
markable for his pigheaded stupidity.
Mr.. Wright said of him recently:
"A good story about this physician
used to circulate In our town. Ac-
cording to it, an old woman stopped
his gig one day, and pointed toward
q house with Grape on the door.
$50, DOCTOR she said, maliciously.
Mr.. Brown is dead, for all you prom
Used to cure him, eh?'
1.-THE doctor looked at her In his
pompous, stupid way.
"'You're Mistaken he said. You
didn't follow the progress of the case.
It's true Mr.. Brown is dead, but he
died cured.'"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
BREvtTY IN BUSINESS LETTERS
Formal Style Of the Past Now Gener-
ally Discarded,

Formal Style Of the Past Now Gener-
ally Discarded.
"The stiff. formal style of business
letter IS passing" said the upte-date
business man. 1--WE are beginning to
discard all stereotyped forms. We
no longer say, I beg leave to advise
you,' or We would say in reply but
we write the letter in the simplest,
briefest manner possible. We instruct
our clerks to write as naturally as
they would talk, and to state their
business without any unnecessary
words. Instead Of L beg leave to ad-
wise that certain goods have been
sent they start without any furbe-
lows to write, The goods have been
sent to you as ordered:' 1t stands to
reason that If a man is answering a
letter, he is replying to previous
one. The older clerks do not like
this innovation. They have become
rather attached to the grandiose style,
but the young clerks heartily approve
of less formality."
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
ATTENTION.

Stoddard No. 81 will hold a camp
fire at their Hall in Worthington,
Saturday evening December 49,.
1908. S. V. Commander Dept. OF
MINI. will be present. All comrades
OF the Mexican, Civil and Spanish
American wars, W. R. &. and their
fami lies are invited. Come. By
order of Frank Glasgow, Command
or, J. W. Read, Adj't. ' =
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
A PERFECT PAINLESS PILL.

A PERFECT PAINLESS PILL.
Is the one that will cleanse the
system, set the liver to action, re-
move tho bile, clear the complexion,
cure headache and leave a. good
taste in the mouth. The famous
little pills for doing such work
pleasantly and effectually are Dr.
Wits Little EARLY K;sers. Bob
Moore of Lafayette, Ind, says: "An
other pills I have used grippe and
sicken while DeWitt's Little Early
Risers are simply perfect. Sold
bv F. M. Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
Huqe Scheme.

A scheme o. unparalleled magni.
tude is about to be undertaken in
California, involving the construction
of two reservoirs, one Of 5000 acres
area and the other, at level of 250
feet lower, of 1000. acres area. A
canal about ten miles in length will
connect the reservoirs. Provision is
to be made for a vertical fall Of
1000 feet, and this, it is calculated
will develop T. orgy equal to 27O,0OO
horse power, which will be applied
in the generation of electric current
for long-distance transmission.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
Has Faith in Kansas.

Gov. Bailey of Kansas has mex.
haustible faith in the agricultural
future of his state. Since his inaugu-
ration he has had numerous offers
for his fine farm in Nemaha county,
but has never been tempted by the
figures named. There are several
hundred acres in the place, and the
governor mas been offered SIS an acre
several times, but thinks it worth tho
even 500 at least.-Chicago Chroni-
Gle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
Advance Of. uANlroless."

Consul General Richard Guenther
reports from Frankfort, April Is,
1908: The Berlin Tageblats pub
fishes a message sent by its CORE
spondent from a moving railroad
train between Rangsdorf and Zossen
stating that on that day experiments
in this line were made by the Asso
citation for Wireless Telegraphy
Braun-Siemens system. During the
Journey a lively com munication was
held between the moving train and
the stations Of Marienfelde and
Rangsdorf The absolute reliability
Of the messages TRANSMITTED was
proven.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
DISPUTE Over Planet Mars.

A recent dispatch from Prof. Per
cival Lowell from Flagstaff, Ariz.,
stating that large projection of Mars
has been discovered, leads Prof. Gar
rett P. Serviss to declare that the
planet is undoubtedly inhabited. On
the other hand. Prof. Flammarion of
Paris declares that the projection is
only an illumination Of the clouds or
lofty mountain SUBMITS in the setting
sun, and that many other analogous
observations have already been made.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
A COSTLY MISTAKE.

Blunders are sometimes very ex-
pensive. Occasionally life itself is the
price of mistake but you'll never
be wrong if you take DR.. Kings
New Life Pills for Dyspepsia dlzzi-
ness headache, liver or boweltrouble
They are gentle yet thorough. Csc.
at all druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
HOW FILIPINO WOMEN WASH:

Gathering at the Riversdes Work and
Gossip.
IN the Philippines the natives do
their own washing in way peculiar
10 the country. Once week the
women gather at the riversides with
the weeks wash, and while they
pound the clothes with a fiat wooden
club on stone, they discuss every
question of the day, from politics to
village gossip.
This is one of the events of the
week that ligbtens the labors of the
Filipino housew 'se, wherein she COM
bines profitable work with pleasure.
countries, the one subject they do
Unlike the women of most other.
not discuss is dress.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
MINERS GUST HOO SALOONS.

MINERS GUST II, 90 SALOONS.
Pottsville, Pa. Dec. z. AS a re-
suit of the increase of temperance
sentiment among the anthracite
miners, nearly one third Of the ], 100
saloon keepers of Schuylkill county
will go out of business next year.
This is shown by the decrease in
the numbes of applicants for licens-
es. Minneapolis Times.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
BE QUICK.

Not a minute should be lost when
a child shows symptoms of Group.
Chamberlain 8 Cough Remedy given
as soon as the child becomes hOarse,
or even after the croupy cough ap
pears, will prevent the attack. It
never fails, and il pleasant and safe
to take. For sale by F. M. Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18


G. J.. " islstosn and ION Joseph.
retu rne d fysn their trip TO I4aka'
Sarah, Mimi ON Friday Of last wsek.
Misa McCune left for her home in
st. Paul. Thursday afternoon AtteEa
pleasant visit at the home Of H. J..
ludlow.
Eric Turene went to Sioux Daals
on a VISIT From there he expects
to 90 to Boone and Des Moinsa Ia,
where he expects to remaian- over
the winter. u
Marriage looense were graahea to
Peter Person and Annie Rehezson
to, wea the past week. Nh. Person
OWNS a fine farm in Bigelow town.
ship section %.
|: A Basket Social was haA at the
Iindquist school house,, three and q
half miles south Of the city, Friday
evening of last week. Quite a snug
little sum was realizad from the
sales. A social hop was participated
in by the young folks after the 80
cial was over.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
BILIOUS collie PREVENTED

BILIOUS collie PREVENTED.
Take a double dose of Chamber
laln's Cole, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy as soon as the first indica-
tiun.ot the disease appears and a
threatened attack may be warded
off. Hundreds of people use the
remedy in this way with perfect
success. For sale by FIN. Hickman
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
Local News.

Inc telopuOuo 10 1Oi use VI euo'
cribers only.
Special Holiday Sale from Dec. II
to Dec. q. =. II. Latta.
A.W. Weinandt of Brewster trans
acted bust aess here We'd 1esday.
E. E. vention4 ar left tnis::week for
Mud Lake on trapping expedition.
Don't miss seeing the large assort-
ment of albums at the City Pharm-
acy.
F. .. Swain of Crookston, West
bound, was here between trains
Tuesday.
Ole Wicklund has taken charge of
Peter Cedergreen's stock farm for
the winter
Can you sing' If you can you will
when you 500 those novelty musical
albums at the City Pharmacy.
E. R. Stangeland of Buena Vista
Co Iowa, was transacting dizziness
here Monday and Tuesday.
Read the Advertisement of the
Citizens National Bank. It may in
terest You. 12-12 W
Found - Near Peter TOmpson's
corner the largest assortment Of
holiday goods in Worthington, ct
the City Pharmacy.
You pay $40 cash down and 50
each month on each 40 acres if you
want to make an investment now.
Inquire particulars of NJ. Z. Lawton.
div wkly.
From Dec. 18th until
Dec. 81, 20 per cent dis
count on all Fur Goods
at the Hub Mer. Co.
Do you feel broken down and
does your system need nourishment
Just take Man Err Vine Tablets, the
greatest worlds remedy for the
nerves, brain and food, and watch
results. F. NJ. Hickman.
Mary-Spong the pimples with
warm water. You need a blood
tonic, would advise you to take
Rocky Mountain Tea. It drives
away all eruptions. 5 cents. FIN.
Hickman.
The Sunshine Club will hold a
sale of candy and other articles at
the post-office Saturday. Every
one is invited to contribute to this
noble work of the young la dies and
every on is also invited to purchase
something. 1t will bring sunshine
to You to assist in bringing sunshine
to some one else.
A Camp of Royal Neighbors, con-
sisting of about twenty embers
was organized here Tuesday eve
ming. This is ladies auxiliary to
the Modern Woolmen. Owing to
the organization not being entirely
complete we are unable to give q
list OF officers and members. Tue
evening of organizion the Modern
Woodmen kept open house. The
early part of the evening,was spent
in social intercourse and games, by
those who did not join the new or
der. After the new order was in
stituted the members came to the
Woodmen hall where an oyster sup
per was served. At late hour a
few enjoyed little dancing. The
evening was very pleasant one.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
REPORT FROM THE REFORM
SCHOOL.

]. G. Gluck, Superintendent,
Pruntytown. W. Va, writes: ''After
irving all the advertised cough med
icines we have decided to use Fol-
ey's Honey and Tar exclusively in
the West Virginia reform School. l
find it the most effective and abso
lutely harmless. City Pharmacy.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
"Viruinja."

She plucked a bushing rosebud,
Breathed its perfume rich and rare.
And, laughing, babe me place 1t
r In the crown of shining hair.
She raised to M or lovely face.
Twas fairer than the rose,
And Ger that trembling hand Of mine
= felt her fingers close.
! The rosebud bent to listen
To the words she Whispered low,
4, And that garden glowed as Eden
:, In the long, long ago.
And still she walks beside me
Il When the twilight shadows close.
Sweeter far tn In any blossom
Or the lily or the rose
For there's naught in Art or Nature
Half so fair or half so good
- AS a winsome, gentle woman
With her crown o. motherhood;
And to me she's fairer, dearer,
With the wee or as round her chair,
Than when 1 p lceo the blushing roses
In sweet ViEginia's hair.
L -. La - - Ae
s..s.tts Inc <''e :ys Hs!s Always S''r
s' +.' ZAT12AzEx
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18

THE ANNUAL GATHERING
OF the Congregational Church and
congregation will be held this
Thursday evening at 1880 p. m. at
the church. The families of the con-
gregation are cordially invited to
attend. Il
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18

COUGHS, COLDS AND CONSTT-
PATTON.
Few people realize when taking
cough medicines other than Foleys
Honey and Tar, that they contain
opiates which are constituting be-
sides being unsafe, particularly for
children. Foley's Honey and Tar
contains no opiates, is safe and sure
and will not constipate. City
Pharmacy.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18

FEET SWOLLEN TO IMMENSE
SIZE.
II had kidney trouble SO bad that
I could not work. '~says J. j. Cox
of Valley View, Ky., ''my feet were
swollen to immense size and WAS
confined to my bed and physicians
were unable to give me any relief
Ny doctor finally prescribed Foley's
Kidney Cure which made we'll
man of me-.
Avoid serious results Of kidney
or bladder dis >rder by taking Foley
Kidney Cure.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18
w. MCLEAN,
Dealer Ia

Dry Goods. Boots and Shoes,
Il Co.. lug of all d. scriptions. Ali
nv 20. ds a 9 marked below cost.
/. I have 70 sale three or four second
land vayons.
Store on Sd ave. Opp. Livery Barn
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18

The telephone is for use, of sub
scribers only.
Hot water, steam and furnace
work. Peter A. ReinL. 19tf
Large fortunes. are made by in
vesting your money where you got
big returns and thus is what you get
when you buy holiday goods Of 81.
S. Myers.
The Citizens National Bank sells
drafts on any part of Europe, or you
can arrange through the bank to
have the money delivered to your
friends in person. 12-12w
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18

,olelinute Cough Cure
$nrCouuhs, Colds and CeossD j
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18

j.. NJ Holhrook will hug ALI your
household faniture at. private sale
or sch. at auction. Lave word at
this office 7dt,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18

For Rsnt-Nght rooma house, ON
second, ARe., one block tnem. Omaha
depot. Enquire of Geo.. Weidnan.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-18

For Rent-Foar large rooms, with
wster and 0losat, over A dn.a,naee
oaaoe. Enquire at this. Office.
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1903-01-18

which there will be the usual uncertainty
about the crops and slow down OF specu'a-
tion until It Is definitely known whether
they are to be large or small.
The increasing volume OF railroad Dusi
ness In some parts of the country would
seem to indicate bright enough outlook
but unfortunately the greater cost OF opera
ton has so FAR more than offset the gain
In traffic on many of the largest systems
and they are, therefore, worse of than
when they were handling less traffic, unless
n remedy can be devised to overcome the
outgo. General advances in freight rates
have been made some Of which have only
Just become effective, and 1t will be neces'
sary to wait for January and February re
trrns to find out definitely whether the
railroads are better oil. worse of, than be,
fore they were compelled to raise wages
10 to 20 per cent and pay much more for
supplies. Meanwhile, 1t Will be well to be
cautlonG In making Investments, according
to the best. authorities.
Certainly the investment basis for stocks
calling 1t per cent-is too high, II an
active demand for time money continues
predict II will for six months to come. The
result OF the extended high money market
has been, as already inttmated In this
paper to induce a good deal or liquidation
Of high priced bonds, netting the owner
91A per cent. They have argued that they
could get much more for their money by
lending II commercial paper ana that
II they wanted to get back into bonds the
market was always here. They saw no
likelihood Of prices being run up on them.
But notwithstanding these cautionnry re-
marks It should be said that conservative
interests are advising the purchase OF good
dividend paying shares In moderation,
where they show a return Of AZ or per
cert. The grargers will continue the IA,
yorites, az was stated week ago, LOW
mnch higher the coal stocks can be car
ricd. If any will depend on the amount, of
puhlIc interest that can be stirred mp. Ger,
tninly the pools can not hope 10 unload
much on n few spectators. They have cir
cnloted all sorts of stories about new deals
'They have n familiar ring, but II will be
we'll to ignore most OF them. Gates ana
Keenc have been steaming up again, rs
was intimated n week ago they would 90.
But their operations are on less brilliant
scale than some Of their past performances
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1903-01-18
IT PAYe
To Know Faote About Coffee


When man takes properly selected food
and drink Nature viii most always assert
herself and rebuild the structure properly.
From my earliest remembrance / was
confirmed coffee drinker," writes gentle
man from Marshallville, Ga, taking two
cups at nearly every meal. While at coll
lege became very nervous dyspepuc, lr-
ritable and unit for study and attributed II
largely to coffee, but did not stop It's use.
when was married / found my wife
was troubled the same way and we de.
cided TO try Postum Food Coffee My wife
made the Postum according TO directions
and we found It superb. We used II ex-
clusively for the morning beverage. and
the taste Of ordinary coffee became distaste-
ful TO both OF u.s.
we have found distinct gain IN health.
Any amount OF Postum does not cause a
feeling Of either dyspepsia or nervous
ness, while the return 20 coffee even for
one meal has disastrous effects upon my
nerves My dyspepsia has entirely left me.
and both my wife and self are well and
strong and feel that It is all due 10 the
Postum" Name given by Postum Co., Bat
tie Creek Mich,
II is easy to replace coffee with Postum
which has, when properly made. rich
favor and the color OF coffee with none OF
is Injurious atter-erectA