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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
The Pleasures of memory.

Why does an old doctor, who Is Wis.
iting the city and calling at medical
college. smile at, the students and
their zeal? He sees the old times
over again when he may have won
dered whether to go without his laun-
dry or skip a meal. He sees the hui
morous experiences and the sweating
times in store for these students The
first case one doctor had was an I'M
usual one, difficult and requiring In
slant action.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

An extraordinary head of hair is
possessed by Mercedes Lopez, the wife
of a poor shep-herder in San Vicente
Mexico. Her height is five feet, and
when she stands erect her hair trails
on the ground four feet eight inches.
The hair is so thick that she can com
pletely hide herself in it. She has ii
cut very frequently, as it grows so
quickly, enabling her to sell large
tresses to hair dealers every three O.
four months.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
For Your Vacant Time.

You may not ride on trains very
often-some do four to six times a
day. You may not have lunch-some
try to eat a lunch every day-some
others always have breakfast, dinner,
supper. But whoever you are, you
have minute day vacant time and
would like to be able to coax you to
devote that minute to studying with
me for better methods in commop
life.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

An embarrassing accident befell a
middle-aged lady Of Joplin, Mo-, Will.
leaning from the window of railway
car A fit of coughing caused her t.
lose her false teeth, while the train
ratified merrily on. She insisted thai
the train be instantly stopped, 'foI
she was going on visit to her sister
who" she declared, would never
never recognize her withcft her
teeth" The trainmen firmly informed
her that it would take more than falss
teeth to stop that train.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Hittinq the Wroru Man.

One employe showed a block so 1t
fell on the head of another employee.
The latter blamed an innocent person
and without listening to explanations
pitched into him, The innocent man
proved to be the best fighter and came
out victorious, and all the observers
saw a tfst-class sermon illustrated.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

The land which forms the site Of
the town of Gardner, Mass, was once
owned by the Hassanamisco tribe of
Indians. When the state took the
tract to open it for settlement, a pen
sion was given to each member of
the tribe as compensation. The last
pensioner, Elbridge Gerry digger, was
recently summoned to the happy hunt
ing grounds, and therefore the state
will not have to pay any more for
the taking of this land.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Thinqs Worth Re-rcadino.

A few years ago an Ohio newspaper
of national fame had a request for a
certain poem and readers were asked
for a copy of it. A great many copies
were sent in and as ! remember it the
paper reprinted the poem the second
time on request of readers. 1t is per.
sonally helpful to re-read useful ar
ticleS, .a.E.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Agents as Educators.

If you have time, listen and learn.
Was not Washington a book agent?
The person who would sell to you
may grow famous and may not. BY
asking a few questions and being po'
lite though you buy not you will know
more and give for next door zeal or
hope to the one who is trying to earn
a living.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Queer Disappointn cnt.

When a person succeeds along ia
Forite lines why is 1t that some friends
who have predicted failure appear to
be disappointed over the success, no
matter how useful the work may be-?
We do not enjoy having our predic-
tons go wrong and the apparent dis.
appointment may be surprise.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
The Old and New,

A publisher was ready to attend a
convention. thought of an idea use.
full to him in his work at the con.
vention, but felt that he had known
it longer than had. Finally decided
to give it to him anyway and then
found it was new to him and he was
very thankful to me for it. Since then
| have been drawer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Unreliable Notes.

Have you tried to help your memory
by noting down few words about
your subject and when it got cold not
he able to read it? When we write
to help our heads we should write
enough.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Thoughtful lntoxications.

When saw porter push drunken
man out of building and into the
muddy gutter | wondered what other
things than alcoholics people get in.
toxicated on. Useless ideas and fool
ish schemes rule in many heads. Past
error is good building material for
future use.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Hopeful Vaccinations.

A messenger boy was ordered to de.
flyer several valuable books. No. IL
of the series was reported lost, as par.
ty to whom sent had not received it.
During the search for it and until 1t
was found the person most interested
had just as much right to imagine
cheerful as dismal results.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Atte ntion and Time,

Concentrate yourself on your work
and be patient for a necessary time
and you will answer your own early
wishes. 1t is really humorous how
things swing around as you wanted
them to as the years roll on.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
When We All Whine

When you get impatient with an.
other person for whining, repeat to
yourself that at times all whine. Some
do 1t more than others, but all do 1t
some. Charity suffers long and is
kind because all of us at times are
in need of charity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
More Than Goodness.

One must not only be good, but also
great to live on faith while walking
along the path of poverty, to the land
of better methods, and not worry over
the luxury of others who are having
it easy and comfortable doing any.
thing selfshness wishes.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Less Than IL Hours to Hot sprInsa,
Ark, Via Iron Mountain Route.

The new train which was inaugu.
rated November Sth, leaving st. Louis
$50 n. M, and arriving Hot Springs
s a. m, makes the run in less than
twelve hours. which beats all previous
records between these points. Re.
turning train leaves Hot Springs
a. m. Thoroughly up to date equip.
ment. For tickets and further infor.
nation write any agent Of the Iron
Mountain Route, or H. c. Townsend,
general passenger and ticket Ggent,
st. Louis.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Detail Kills Discrimination.

When we get saturated with the GIN
gerbread part of our work we are not
ible to see any difference between
the essential and unimportant subjects
presented to us. We get as blind as
bats in the sun.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
FREE MEDICAL ADVICE TO
WOMEN.

Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham. She will understand
your case perfectly, and will treat
YOU with Kindness. Her advice
Is free, and the address Is Lynn,
Mass. No woman ever regretted
having written her, and she has
helped thousands.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Quality and Soiicitinn.

It is not the one who walks the
greatest number of miles who secures
the most business, but those who sue
coed with little footwork do great
deal of headwork. In many lines
success depends on seeing many PEG.
pie.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
One Sub iect, One Letter.

Some business men will not put
but one subject in one letter. If they
wish to write a person about two
subjects they will write two letters
This encourages attention.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Transfer of skill.

There is an unconscious transfer OF
skill among good workers and atten-
tive, earnest helpers. A good point
about this is that the teachers do not
lose but rather gain skill by having
others gain skill from them.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

How to manage self is an ever i'm
portant subject, but how to use ones
strength. when 1t is like the last flick
ering match In the damp forest, is the
subject next t. rr.lsra:ioa for etez.
lty
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Brazilians are great coffee drinkers.
Numerous cups are drunk each day
by the average man and woman. The
beverage is made very strong and
very sweet. 1t produces an exhilara-
ton of more intense and lasting
kind than beer. Those addicted to
this habit become very restless, and
scarcely able to sit still or stand still,
even for a moment This nervousness
increases until it resembles ST. Vitus'
dance
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

n Defiance Starch" does no,
please you, return 1t to your dealer
II 1t does you get one-third more for
the same money. It will give yor
satisfaction, aud will not stick to the
iron.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Yo> never hear any one complal,
about Defiance Starch" There is
none to equal it in quality and guam.
tity, 16 ounces, 10 cents. Try it now
and save your money.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
In the Children's Home In New York, cure
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 20, 900 tes-
timonials. At all Druggists, csc. Sample
FREE Address A. s. Olmsted. Leroy n. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Try me Just once and l am sure
to come again. Defiance Starch.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Lewis "Single Binder" straight &c
cigar The highest price &c cigar to the
dealer and the highest quality for the
smoker. Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Magnet Pile killer Cures Piles.

The color blind man can tell when
10 has brown taste In his mouth.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Ask You Druggist for Aliens Foot.Ease.
. 81 tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE recently.
and have just bought another supply. II
has cured my corns, and the hot, burning
and itching sensation in my feet which was
almost unbearal,.e, and would not be with.
out it now.-Mrs. w. J. Walker Camden
N. j." Sold by all Druggists, 25c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Send soc for PACKAGE OF Suefs-Thy-Otl II II
does not cure your & GZEm n win refund
you the money. suEL MEDICINE co Des
M0ines. Iowa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Defiance Starch is guaranteed big
gest and best or money refunded. 16
ounces, 10 cents. Try 1t now.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

A man rarely feels that he has been
given all to which he Is entitled.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Don't Suffer. n. u. Foot Comfort WITH cure your
sore, tender sweating, burning feet aud remove
all odor. Ask your druggist or shoe dealer, or
send 25c 10 H. r. Mccarthy, Jefferson, Iowa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

The engagement ring is left-hand.
ed sort of thing.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

made selling our Double Indemnity Combina
tion Health and Acc dent Policies libel a com
mission; strong company; experience unneceS
Sary; write for terms. National Health and
Accident Association, Crocler Bldg, Des
MOineS. la.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
TRY One PACKAGE,

The centaur never went anywhere
except on horseback
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Albinos are found among all races
of mankind and among animals and
plants
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

A bird in the hand is worth two
that begin to MARBLE at a. m.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Magnet Pile Killer Cures Piles.

The circulation of American news
papern is S,000,000,000 copies a year.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

II you don't get the biggest and
best it's your own fault Defiance
Starch is for sale everywhere and
there is positively nothing to equal
1t In quality or quantity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

e. z. FOOT COMFORT Cures Sore.
Sweating and Aching feet. Price Csc.
f. r. Mccarthy, Jefferson, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children tcething softens the gums, reduces in
nammation allays PAIN cures wind collie. 25c bottle
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
how,s This ?

Hearts are played to draw out dia,
monds in the game OF love.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

II is an easy matter to interest
some lawyers in case of champagne.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

A tourist without money Is tramp,
and tramp with money Is a tourist
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

A racing automobile isn't In 1t with
fleetlng fame.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
Ask You Druggist for Aliens eoot.sase.

The hair dresser doesn't succeed by
having a pull.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Love and hate have good memories;
only Indifference forgets.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Chilled steel shot are now success
fully used instead of black diamonds
for core rock drills.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Carpets can be colored on the floor
with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

To Cure a Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund monevif it fails to cure. 25c
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

back | had a great deal of trouble
with the secretions. which were ex-
ceedingly variable, sometimes Excess
sive and at other times scanty. The
color was high, and passages were &C
companied with scalding sensation.
Doan's Kidney Pills soon regulated
the kidney secretions, making their
color normal and banished the infiam-
nation which caused the scalding SEN
sation. can rest well. my back is
strong and sound and feel much bet
ter in every way"
For sale by all dealers, price so
cents per box. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

It's no credit to man to be good
Mt the point of a gun.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
VASELlNE.

Some men take so much toddy they
can scarcely toddle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Even the top wave of popularity
is often, but a shallow depth
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Profane history Is not always {
thing to swear by.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

GOOD HOUSEKEEPERS
use the best. That Is why they buy Russ
Bleaching Blue. All good grocers 10c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

"My brother bought an automobile
here last week." said an angry man
to the salesman who stepped forward
to greet him, ''and he says you told
him if anything broke you would sup
ply a new part" Certainly" said the
clerk; what does he want?" "He
wants two deltoid muscles, couple
of kneepans, one elbow, and about a
half a yard of cuticle," said the man;
land he wants 'em right away"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Mrs. Rosa Adams, niece OF
the late General Roger Hanson,
.C.S.A., wants every woman to
know of the wonders accom-
plished by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM:-I cannot
tell YOU with pen and ink what good
Lydia IL. Pmlsham's Vegetable
Compound did for me, suffering from
the ills peculiar to the sex, extreme
lassitude and that oil gone feeling.
would rise from my bed In the morning
feeling more tired than when went to
bed, but before I used two bottles OF
Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, began to feel the buoy
ancy of my younger days returning,
became regular, could do more work
and not feel tired than had ever been
able to do before, so | continued to use
IL until was restored TO perfect health.
1t Is indeed boon to sick women and
/ heartily recommend IL. Yours very
truly, MRs. Rosa ADAMS, $40 18th St.,
Louisville. KY" $4,000 forfeit n original Of
above ettsr proving gsnunsneSs cannot be produced.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

II would be unkind to have all the
bandy-legged people banded together.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Defiance Starch Is put up 10 ounces
in a package, 10 cents. Onethird
more starch for the same money.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

couple to receive good send-off at
their bridal. At the wedding of Sterl-
ing w. Childs and Miss Jenny Coffin,
in Lynn, Mass, the bride received
gifts valued at $250,000. This relieves
her of considerable anxiety, as now
the devoted pair can start housekeep-
ing in coy and comfortable style
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

rnploys and customer, and consists Of extracts
taken by permission from the copyrighted letters,
the lectures, notebooks and libraries of Earl n.
Pratt, OAK Park Illinois. He is hunting the
,rhoie tcorld orer for Information Of ecery day
use to you and he regrets his inability, personally
10 reply to contributors. SO far as possible he
rishes to hare IN this space the very idea you
,cousd like 10 fadhere You are at liberty TO send
him any suggestion you may care TO. His collec-
ton srds started IN 1879 and noU contains an-
published Information dating back TO 1876, scita
systematic plans extending to 1859. Your short
story of some example Of .forethought gicen to
rim may proos to be your most valuable git to
,thers
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Colonel C. G. Halpine sometimes
made his stammer tributary to his
wit. as when. upon Mrs. Stoves
going abroad in 1853, on a supposed
mission to collect funds for the anti
slavery cause, he nicknamed her,
first among his friends, and after
ward in print; Harriet Beseecher
Be-Stowe."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
HAPPY WOMEN.

Mrs. Pare.
wife Of G.
B. Pare, a
promine n t
re s l d Q n t
of Glasgow,
KY, says:
Il was suf-
fering from
q compli-
cation of
kidney trou-
bles. Be-
sides q bad
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Miss Askew-"So your marriage is
put off {" Miss Crummy-"Yes, papa is
not at all satisfied with his position;
mamma doesn't like his family con-
nections; auntie thinks he is too care
less in his dress, and l think"
Miss Askew-"Yes, what do you
Think" Miss Crummy-"I think
ought to wait till he asks me-"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES.
Russ Bleaching Blue does the best work. All
good grocers. l0c. Avoid cheap limitations.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19
We must practice now If we are to keep our
eyes open in the hereafter.

THIS accuracy rerieo
department is for CO.
operation IN inyormd-
ton on the enemies
Of easy errors and
friends oyJorethought,
to reduce mutually er-
pensire mistakes. 10 Is
for mechanical, COM
mercial and proJes-
sionci people; the in
diuidual employer,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Ii Is related that, on one occasion,
Boss Tweed, of New York. was stand
ng with group in the mayors office.
when large diamond, as big as a
strawberry, rolled upon the floor.
Some one of the group picked 1t up
and passed it around to find its owner.
Tweed fumbled with his garments for
minute, then reached for the stone.
1t must be mine," he said; II see
nave lost one Of my suspender but
tons!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-11-19

Irate parent want you to get
out of here and never darken my door
again. n had a sick cat, wouldn't
send for you." Imperturbable physi-
sian-"Of course not. You'd send for
my brother, the veterinary, who lives
over on the street next to the one
live on. Here's one of his cards.
Miss Kidder-"They've only been
married six months, but whenever her
husband goes away on business
trip sizes delighted, and prepares to
have a good time" Miss Meanley-
"Ah! Do you know I suspected some
thing like that. l always said"
Miss Kidder-"Yes. You see, he takes
her with him."
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-04-26

Continued or Third Page
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-04-26

at Dold's, had secured gun at the pack
ing house and Joined in the chase on his
bicycle. He came up just as the men
were captured. a little boy who had
run out in the street to see the chase
told Mr.. Bowers that one OF the men
had thrown something over the fence.
Mr.. Bowers went TO the place indicated
and found new 3s-calibre revolver.
The patrol wagon was soon on the
ground and the two men were taken TO
police headquarters.
Fred Able is the man who fired his re-
volver at the head of another colored
man at the Carey hotel a few days ago,
the bail glancing off the mans head and
digging a large hole in the wall of the
hotel. The charge Of shooting with in
tent TO kill was placed against him and
he was sent TO the county jail. but he is
wanted for something else which will ap-
pear later.
Irwin is about II years Of age and his
parents live at IA North Ohio avenue.
Able is considerably older and is a bad
man. The two are a dangerous pair, for
Irwin seemed TO have cast his lot with
Able
There are some things in connection
with this case withheld for fear OF in
terferins with the plans OF the officers
who have been doing some good work FOR
a week past to apprehend the gang who
have been working in this city fer some
time
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-04-26
LITTLE BOY LOST.
When Candy Was Promised He Gave
His Name.

Yesterday afternoon Al Musselman
brought to the police station a boy about
five years old, who was found on South
Water street. This lad was a very bright
little fellow, and the sight of the big
policemen with blue coats and brass but
tons did not scare him bit He made
friends with the whole crowd. and was as
much at home in the station as he would
be on his mothers knee. Chief Burt
wanted TO learn the lads name, but the
little fellow just smiled and refused to
speak until the chief offered a bribe of
some candy, when he was Immediately in
formed that the youngsters name was
George Hornaday. The chief asked what
kind of candy the boy wanted. Stick
candy or chocolates?" said the chief
Chocolates. you bet" answered the boy,
and he got them.