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The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Notice

Know all men by these presents: That
/, ". J. Wilson, Secretary and General
Manager of The Santa Fe Land and
Live Stock Company. do by these pre-
ents appoint A. y. Parrish, Of Lamar,
Colorado, Assistant General Manager
for said company,
And I do hereby authorize and ern
power the said A y. Parrish 10 look
after all Of that certain herd Of cattle
branded = on the left thigh and be
longing D3 70 The Santa Fe Land
and Live Stock Company and now ron-
ming upon the range 10 the counties d
Bent. Prosers aud Baca 10 the State OF
Colorado.
And / do hereby authorize the said
A. ". Parrish 70 give said cattle every
attention that may be necessary for cat
IL. running upon the public range.
In testimony whereof. witness my
hand and the seal Of said company, this
18th day OF November, A. ID. 1903.
W. J. WILsos.
Secretary and Manager Of The San
Ia Fe Land aud Live Stock Company.
(Corporate SealJ.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
s,,2soo for q Prescription.

The largest sum ever paid for q pre-
scription, changed hands in San Fran
cisco, Aug. 30, 1901. The transfer in.
volved in coin and stock e112, 10000 and
was paid by party Of business men for
specific for Bright's Disease and Dia-
betes, hitherto incurable diseases.
They commenced the serious investi-
cation Of the specific Nov. 10, 1900
They interviewed scores OF the cured
and tried it out on it's merits by putting
over three dozen cases on the treatment
and watching them. They also got ply
sicians to name chronic, incurable cases
and administered it with the physicians
for judges. Up to Aug. %, eighty-sever
per cent Of the test cases were either
well or progressing favorably.
There being but thirteen per cent oi
failures, the parties were satisfied and
closed the transaction. The proceedings
Of tho Investigating committee and the
clinical reports Of the test cases were
published and will be mailed free on ap
plication. Address JOHN j. FULToN
COMPANY, 400 Montgomery st. San Fran
cisco, Cal.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Wanted

We would Ike To ssk, through the col
umns of your paper, IL there Il any per
son who hss ueed Green's August FioE-
er for the cure of Indigestion, dysp=psis-
and liver troubles that has not Dssn
cnrsd-snd ne also mean their results.
such a. sour stomach, fsrmsn,s,Ion d
TODD. habitual coe.iysnsss, nervous dye
pepsia, headaches, dsepondsnt feelings,
slseplsssness-in fact, any trouble con
nected with the stomach or Liver: Ihis
medicine has been sold for many year,
10 all civilized countries. and Se Eisn 70
correspond With you and send you one Of
our b,o<s free Of cost II you neTsf
tried August FIoxer, try % cent bot
tie frat. We have never known o' IL
falling. II 30, something more serions
is the matter With you. The % cent
size has Just been introduced this year.
Regular size 10 cents. At all druggista-
e. g. GEEEs, Woodbury.. y. J.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
NOT WITH MALICE PREPENsE
Unconscious Humor That Gets Into
the Newspapers.

the Newspapers.
J. L. Harbour. one OF the editors CT
The Youths Companion and an
author, delights in poring the papers
for unconscious humor. He says that
descriptions of weddings are invaria-
bly, funny. and among the instances
he cites is a paragraph which INDUCES
in eulogy concerning the bride and
bridegroom, and concludes with, I'VE
wish them all happiness. for John is
one OF our best young men, and so
IN Mary" He also tells of the minute
descriptions OF gifts which are set
forth In rural papers on the occasion
OF a marriage. and says that In such
paper he found: THE brides gift
to the groom was a large hair wreath
made OF his family and hers.
Aunt Emma Leach presented the
couple with handsome motto. Fight
on The BRIDES father gave her one
copy OF Bunyan's Pilgrim Progress
and one Jersey COW bound In leather. y
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Tho Desen ner.tIon Of Teller

Democracy, that chaotic organiza-
tion Of conflicting doctrines and pol /.
iciss, has never been congenial
home for Senator Teller. For four
years after he left the republican
party he could not mention his dc
psrture in q public address without
shedding tears.
In his prolonged attempt to con
cesl his grief he has gradually forced
himself into the attitude Of a chronic
chesty old gentleman whose mind is
constantly narrowing under the in.
Husnce OF soured disposition.
In an effort to out Horod Herod
during the last presidential campaign
he designated Theodore Roosevelt as
the "Skulker OF San Juan Hill" He
has never been able to forgive him
for his SUCCESS, and is now bitterly
opposing the presidents Panama
policy.
Nothing better illustrates the de
cline OF Senator Teller's standard OF
dignity than his comment upon the
news Of the recognition Of the Pana-
ma government, IN which he took oc
casion to call the president II "bull-
dozer" and oiher equally opprobri
Gus names.
His latest effort to show his enmi
ty to the president aud the party
which honored him il an attempt to
cast shadow upon the splendid
record OF General Leonard Wood, by
objecting to his confirmation Of Ma
jor General until his military record
could be looked into, although every
senator was familiar with his brilliant
career in Cuba.
The aged senator is rapidly dc
generating into disagreeable and
unreasoning scold, and has arrived
at n condition Of mind that promise,
TO make himself and Colorado ride
ulous before the present session is
over.-State Journal.
Tho above is undoubtedly correc
in every particular, but the Journa
editor should have added that hi
OWE particular friends in the repub
licnn party by refusing to go int
caucus or in any way abid 'ng by th'
wishes Of the majority Of the repub
licnn party OF the state made th'
election OF Teller and the disgrace
OF the state possible. Eyen thu
Rocky Mountain News now admit
that the republicans honestly elect
ed the majority OF the last legisla
ture, and it was only the indecen
betrayal Of the party by the alleged
republican leaders, whom the Jour
nal upholds, that prevented the stat
being represented in the senate by
republican
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
st. Loulsan Claim. Honor.

Mrs. Margaret b. Guion. now resid
ing in st. Louis at the age of 80 years
claims to be the Oldest natlve-bori
resident of that city. She Is of Frenc.
descent and for many years her famil,
has been noted for the longevity of 1t
members, many OF them havinr
passed the century mark. Mrs. Guior
has had twelve children, and tive 3.y
seven grandchildren are now living
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Curious Request.

In accordance with her regrc-'.
fender was placed In the coffin o.
Mary Ann Jereries, who died a; !.
wyn at the age of seventy-seve1.
was buried with her. The fender
made out Of cart-wheel wh.ca f.
years ago ran over and killed her -
q boy Of six.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
EHeetn Of Sunspots.

It is only in tropical stations. a,
cording to Charles Nordmann. tha
any effect OF the sunspot period upoi
mean annual temperature can be de
tected. From the records Of twelve
such stations It appears that the ah
nual temperature varies with the sun
spots. and that the coolest years are
those of maximum sunspots.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
hahIta Of EIah,

Most fishes sock their food b,
sight, says Professor Edmund CLARK
Sanford, of Clark university. in the
international Quarterly. and these
do not usually notice II by any othei
sense. But those that are accus
toned to find 1t by smell teldom pay
any attention to 1t whom they merely
see II.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Methods Of Lecturers.

Prof. Helmholtz. while lecturing. al
ways looked over the heada Of the stu
dents. his attention being completely
absorbed in his topic. His colleague,
Prof Kirchhoff, on the contrary, used
To fix his gaze on some ono OF the
hearers, as II he were trying to see
whether his remarks were Understood.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

President Roosevelt is going to try
our mountain lions again after the
holidays, and no doubt hopes to get
q shot or two at some Of the Denver
reporters who followed him on the
last hunt
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Good Custom to Spread.

A Rockland. Mo-, dry goods frm two
years ago established a custom OF CIV
ing annually a share of one days prof
its to the public library in that city.
More than $50 was realized by the II.
brary two years ago and $50 last year.
1t is hoped to make this years returns
still larger.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
esv.,,m.nt In.ures Live stock

Governmental insurance CT hoTze1
in Bavaria IL eminently Eausiactc9y
a. shown by the frst annual rep n
OF the Royal Chamber Of lnsurantc c.
The government has conducted tho
business Of insuring cattle agaias:
dre and hall for many years.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

The president Of Columbia an
nounces that five generals are now
marching on Panama TO suppress the
rebellion. That's nothing! Our
governor marched thirty colonels
over to Cripple Creek to establish q
camp.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

We may have to buy new map
Of the world every few months while
Teddy is president, but he is worth
the price, and the people are deter
mined TO have more Of him.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Tn. parson. Fine Spirit.

A Stamford Comm minister t!1
played a bottle Of whisky In the u
pit while he was preaching on S-.-
day morning. Several persons Ee
nsined after service for personal &C.
ference with their beloved past r
They admired the fine spirit he r.
displayed.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

President Roosevelt is not 80 slow
either. He Knocked about six years
of the record time for making re-
publics, reducing it to fifteen seconds.
Lou Dillon and Dan Patch can now
90 way back and sit on the fence.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Wlfely Wigdom.

1t Ia good plan for wife To eHicr'
tain friends Of her husband occas!- -
ally, 30 that the children may ici
grow up thinking their father does.
know how to carry on a conyersatio=
=AtchlsOn Globe.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

A priest has now been sent to Jail
for making remarks about Emperor
BiIly's wife. GOSH We didn't know
the whole family was sacred and will
have TO watch out little.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
German Pianos.

In Germany 435 piano factories
make 10000 instruments annually.
Half OF them. or about $G.0O0.000
worth. are sold abroad. principally In
England.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

The coal strike has been running
. week now without Sherman Bell
getting his Oar in. There n surely
somsthing wrong here.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

One OF the Denver dailies an
nonncsd this week that John d.
Rockefeller had purchased the "steal'
trust. We thought he WAS the orgs-
nizsr Of it thirty years ago.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Veteran Hard Tack.

DR.. Charles r. Rand OF Wazi.
ton has In his posBession the gre
portion OF a piece Of hardtack "
was Issued TO him the morning
July 81, 1851. sugt before the 3
battle of Bull Run.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
poaaIbIy You Have.

Have you ever noticed" inquired
the thoughtful theorist. that the rich
man who says there's no happiness In
wealth never Seems to be disposed to
change places with his poor neighbour
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Norm Destroyer.

Whites Cream Vermifuge not only
kills WORMS, but removes the mucus and
slime in which they build their nests; it
brings, and quickly. a healthy condition
Of the body, where worms cannot exist
25 cents at l. II. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
SImpIy Waits.

weeks-Does your wife ever send
for you II you happen TO stay out late
Meeks-No, indeed. She waits until
I get home. then she goes for me
Chicago News.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

The Denver ballot box suffers
seem 10 have been loaned out TO make
the official count in the northern coal
fields.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
And rb., She /. Interesting.

II n young man can tell you what
color girls eyes are the next day
after he has been introduced, 1t is
safe to assume that he is Inter
ested."
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Dont Want Beans,

A San Francisco Arm cornered tho
bean crop OF that state and thea
made the discovery that no Cre
wanted to buy beans. The firm u
uow among the has beens."
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
GasoIInc Ruins AgphaIt.

Running n leaky gasoline nutomo
bile will pc made misdemeanor in
San Francisco as 1t now is In Detroit
Gasoline disintegratos asphalt pave
ment.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
tIaa Way Ruliata

Shooting at live adversary with
wax bullets, by way of dueling prac-
tice. is the latest exercise of Parisian
yotaries OF the revolver.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
NandsrhIlt aa a Earmer,

Frederick w. Vanderbilt has given
up living at Newport for good. and
will devote most OF his attention to
his farm hereafter.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Say Mr.. buy new suit only % al
Irwin's.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Railway Industry Important
Railway employees and their families
make up s per cent of the population
of the United States.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
plentv of Fieb.

TIE rivers Of Alaska swarm with
nsh. there having been no diminutlon
in tho supply.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Traveilno Oculista,

A well-equipped eye snnatorium will
soon be travelling through Egypt In
tent
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

WANTED Alfalfa hay, by the Colo
RADIO Baling Co.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Last Of Fa.

Last Of Famous Militia Company.
Capt. Henry Hash Of Boston is the
IaN surviving officer Of the old militia
com pany that took part In the famous
sAroostook war;"
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Whx the EIy Aboupds,

The ny develops twelve or thirteen
broods every season. and an average
Of 180 eggs are laid for each brood.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18
Cheese Va, Nest,

Cheese at IS cents a pound is more
economical as food than meat at the
same price.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

ASS bill buys whole new suit at 1r
wins,
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Remember that Domingo photo
graphs are guaranteed TO please yon.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

Railway Equipment.
There are In use In the United
States 1,G4O.220 railway cars and a.
2fS locomotives.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

The Colorado Baling Co. will buy your
hay now; pay you some money on IL ana
you can make delivery later on.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

G. b. Thoman has the best line OF
fire insurance He writes farm risks.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

WANTED-Alfalfa hay, by the Colo
RADIO Baling Co.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

For cheap town lots see q. B
Thomsn.
The Lamar register., 1903-11-18

For bargains in farm lands go to
@. b. Thoman.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1903-08-19
A News Service Without Parallel.

There is ample justification for the
claim made by The Chicago Record
Herald that its readers enjoy every
day in the week. Sundays included. a
news service that is without parallel
in range and completeness. In addi-
ton to the independent news facili-
ties of the Record Herald, that paper
receives the complete news service of
the New York Herald. the New York
World and the Associated Press, and
when it is considered that its news
columns are supplemented by all the
special features so popular with its
thousands of readers. it will be seen
that The Record Herald holds unique
place among the great newspapers of
the United States. 1871
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1903-08-19
Attraction for Fair Week.

The Jack Hoeffier company seem to
please our theatre goers pretty we'll
as packed houses have greeted them
every night so far, and no wonder
when such productions that are really
worth 81 can be seen for 10, 20 and 30
cents. Ranch King" as seen last
night is really fine play and many
novel features were introduced. The
horses used in the play made big i'm
preston as it is seldom we have plays
where horses are used. Lafette Nickle
as the Ranch King holds up the good
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1903-08-19

impression he has made in the other
plays. June Agnot as Pug was fine,
in fact the little lady plays anything
from leading lady to rough
soubrettes and plays them well. To-
night Miss Agnott will be seen as
Chick, the waif, in master and
Man. f" The play is on the order of
M'hiss and many novel effects are
carried such as shipwreck scenes,
revolving prison, and other new
effects. All new vaudeville acts will
be introduced by De Hollis and
Valera, Potts e. Potts. Fred Langley,
Lew Gortan ant others. A grand
family matinee will be given Satur-
day afternoon at $3.50 O'Clock. All
seats will sell at 10 cents. Winona
Herald.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1903-08-19
Special Sheet Music Sale.

Special sale of sheet music, at 5 and
10 cents per copy, each and every Sat.
urday until January /, 1904. Remem-
Der, Saturday is the only day that you
can buy this music at the above prices.
W. have the largest stock of music in
the state. Marsh Music House, De-
corah. Iowa. 33.4
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1903-08-19
Cholera Infantum.

This disease has lost its terrors
since Chamberlain Collie Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy came into use
The uniform success which attends
the use of this remedy in all cases of
bowel complaints in children has made
it favorite wherever its value has
become known. For sale by Engbret-
son pharmacy.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1903-08-19

-Winnesheik County Fair August
25-26-27 and 20.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1903-08-19

ready for the fair.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05
A Sturdy Hero.

One of the novelists, referring to the hero
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05

Now" said the profssser. -suvpos ~
had tried everything which ysur mow4dssS
Of medicine suggested, what would them b
your co1rser'
"supposins the patient continued b mir
Certainly"
AFTER having presented md collected my
bnl would advise the patient 30 take .
trip to Europe"
"But suppose you did not Euccssd in opi-
lsotins your bill upon its pressutatonT'
Then I would stay right with him aud
depend upon the gratitude Of his heirA".
Houston Post
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05

Teacher: Little gin, wouldn't you like To
be educated and make your mark In tho
world?'
Mol, the Waif: Nav; watchs given
me? Hit hain't de dedicated ones that
makes DER marks. Dey signs deir names."-
Baltimore American.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05
Tho Acme of Realism.

Manager: What excuse have you so1
drawing your play out into nine actsr'
Author, well. you see. tho hero gsts
tangled up IN a lawsuit in the frct act..-
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05
dstffa1 ExpsY1sAea

0etffn0 Experiences
"Iou son u 1t eellssA hsas, NJ H4as
Edy,"
THAT'S the truth. ssEss
Faith. OF ttnk he's Stufytu. - - Q
sphiks-driver On ths railroad a. sumthinA
Oh hear tell that no wan kin bate htm a
THROWN, the hammer Hr>AL
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05
lust Like n Woman.

Hewitt: "Grigssby came very near losing
his better half one day last week"
Merritt: so? How did 1t happen!"
Hewitt: "They had little spat at the
breakfast table. and after Griggsby started
downtown his wife put on her things and
went out with the intention Of drowning
herself in the river"
Merritt: "And she failed to accomplish
her purpose. chr
Hewitt: Eyes; you see, It began b min
before she had gone block, 30 she TUNED
and hurried back homo for fear Of eeftin6
her new hat wet'-Ctncinnati EnQrSSA
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05

Il understand your friend Meeker q leo.
turer." remarked the druggist.
"He was before his marriage" replied tbs
Doctor,
And what 4, he novf. inquired The In
quisitiye pill compiler.
Hes the audiencas-Gnctnnan En-
ouirer.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05
Rewards of Culture.

'T used to think it was nothiR' but time
and money wasted to send a girl to college"
I'm glad to hear that you have changed
your mind"
yes: since our daughter came back She
can tell what nearly everything you see on
ono of the hotel menus stands for In plain
English. "-ChicaGo Record-Herald.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05

English Duke: They tell me thsrs are
ava great many cases Of insanity among
the men IN your country, donoher known
American Heiress: TT may DO trua A
great many OF our men do marry for love-
Cincinnati ENQUIRER,
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05

bays.
His countenancs fell
His voice broka.
His heart sank,
His hair rose,
His eyes blazed.
His words burned.
His blood froZs.
It appears, however. that he was able to
pull himself together and marry the girl In
tho last chapter.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-07-05
Well Dressed,

when Freda's husband came to town
some years ago he only had one shirt to
his back; now he has millions"
Docs he wear them allr-Nsw YorA
Press
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-08-22
RnHALW
cNNGRElC
PLANS READY FOR IT'S
MEETING AT OGDEN

OGDEN. Utah. Aug n --tbaica-
ffsua arr ahuadaut that the eleventh
national irrigation congress. which
meets Ia thiA city ne1t month. vii
b the niazt important and interest
tns kAthefinH Of So kind ever held
"a Amsfiea. The agricultural aes
rartHaent AZ Nashlnatbn IL taking a
special Interest IN the convention
and weird has b~Su feec.t "a from
Secretary NilanH that ~ viii hRNa
&c many arirutlsts % that Depart
rtrnt affsud the gathering a. can
be conveniently SPARED Ths aahibt.
dnu Of frultn and cereals ErrNn uua
dee irrigation premises e. BE- eHs -
ire unss lutrrvstinE features 81 TIE
aaHxtNsa Aeuator ciark - Montana
= est asigh ~ offer - q SEQ iuxins
cup for fhs best exhibit - green
fruits ard Col Frederick pahsi ~
Milwaukee, makes 4 similar offer fnf
the heat barley rrhihlt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-08-22
TODAY
IT ENDS
G. A. X. ENcAMPMENT
CLOSES AT FRISCO

san rHANCfRco. Aug. ri. Thu
Grand Army 81 the Republic yestsf-
day SELECTED Huhton az the place IA
which the eHeamptuen OF 1904 viii
BE- held and elected the following Of
neNfH
Commander lu-ehlef Cen. John c.
hlaeh nf Illinois
keHiaF vice commander. Col. Ma.
Hun - heuHe uf California.
Junior vice commander, Col Harry
g. ikuanief Of Montana.
Hnfasoh In chief. George A. Hafs
mon uf Ohio.
Chaplain .ln-ehlsf, winfield Scott
u Arixhna.
After the ensampment had been
formally called Co order BY Conn
mauaef-lH chief Joseph o. Stewart.
prayer VAS delivered by Chaplain
lnsohief = u shueY. After diupos-
inE - few preliminary matters.
Commandment =ehief Stewart read
hts annual report
A the afternoon session addresses
were given aud a speech made by
Gen MileH. who spoke in brief
manner about the men who had Hav-
81 The country and the esteem n
y hitch he held tho Grand Army ~
Wv - ~ WIN 81 ~ tAHhAhAfhA ANAHN ftWH'
ton, MHaa should be the next meet
Ing place
Though this was the last day on
the official program - the Grand
Army eueaufpmeut. there Was no
falling off IT interest apparent on
the part az the thousands ~ Yeier-
hns and other visitors IA the city
Hundreds - the veterans visited
Oakland Alameda and other suburb.
an cities this Afternoon snd we're the
objects 81 elaborate entertainment
an the part 81 the oitiErns ~ these
pisces Special exercises % an In
iefeatiuR character will be he'd In
the Mechanics pavilion tonight a.
fitting wind zap o. the great gather
Inc Many have arranged 10 visit
the Yosemite valley. the hlz tree for
eats and other places ~ interest in
California before proceeding home
WaFd