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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21
PROBABLY SHE'S A G
TALKER.
GOOD

Britt, Ia. Tribune: A Garner lady
took her false teeth out and laid them
on the center table one night recently,
when her husband, to play a joke on
her, substituted horseshoe in place
of them. She wore the horseshoe all
forenoon, complaining that her teeth
didn't TT, and only discovered the
change by the wide mark the toe calk
made when she bit biscuit.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

For the Woman's department Of the
fair this year much larger building
has been set aside than ever before.
It u the structure used for the past
few years as carriage building and
formerly as an agricultural and hor.
ticultura hall
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

record for this distance. At the Min
,nesota State Fair appearance he will
BE paced by two fast running horses
and there u every prospect that he
will chip . few seconds OF his worlds
record for Q mile.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21
PIERZ

PIERZ
Aug 2O-Frank Schirber of West
Union was in the village few DAYS
last week selling a book of the life of
Pope Leo. XIII.
NJ j. King who has leased the
Windsor hotel at Little Falls moved
there with his family Monday.
81. N. Harding cashier of the Fisrt
National bank Of Little Falls was in
the village on business Tuesday.
Andrew Faust who has purchased
the Block building will move into his
new home next week
George Mullner of Buh is reported
dangerously i'll with blood poisoning.
According to the report there was
quite an excitement at the parsonage
Thursday. The parsons dog came
home and acted as if he was poisoned.
While his housekeeper attempted to
give him an sntidote the dog bit her
in the finger and she feared blood
poison would set in She at once
rushed to Dr.. Kerkhoff who dressed
the wound. DR.. Seguin Of Buchanan
was also called. She has entirely
recovered. The dog died.
John Roller the sewing machine
expert is in town again repairing
machines
Engelbert Boehm has sold his
favorite team of grays to P H.
Neuman for $500.
There is story in circulation that
Conrad Stangl caught two parties
Monday night of last week who at
tempted to steal hog from him
which he had butchered that day The
names of the guilty persons are not
yet mentioned but it is said that they
are both residents Of the village and
that one resides in the good town,
and the other in the bad town
What there is to the story will pro-
badly be found, later on.
Pierz is getting to be popular
place for shows. DR.. LaFontain's
Ghost Show will exhibit here Mon
day night. Aug. %. Admission 10
and Is cents. They will show in q
large tent which will be erected n
the Barney Gross lot. This show is
reported to be good one.
DR.. Gibson, dentist will be at Pierz
Sunday %, and will stay six days to
do dental work.
The village received $l2 fine money
which was paid into Justice Nohner' q
court the past few days. Two dollars
of it was paid by the night watch of
the priest residence for assault and
battery committed on Pierz resident
and the other ten dollars paid by a
Wisconsin boy on q similar charge
with the difference that he attempted
to use weapon.
If the present weather holds on
this week the grain in this vicinity
will nearly all be stacked. Several
loads of oats were threshed and they
are reported to turn out fairly we'll.
One ordinary load of wheat was
threshed and that yielded 10 bushels.
Journal Press (15): J. B. Hartmann
of Pierz, Morrison county, was in the
city yesterday. Mr.. Hartmann is
building a new store building at
Pierz and will open q fine stock of
general merchandise. He came to st.
Cloud to see L, J. Ahmann and
placed q nice order with the Blake
Waite company of Duluth, repre-
sent ed by Mr.. Amman, for line Of
hats and caps. The st Cloud Grocery
company will also put in stock order
of groceries.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21
Genius Surely.

Genius Surely.
II wonder eff it's possible that
genius is a-runnin' in that boys head
now?" said the Georgia farmer.
Dunno. What sot you to thinkin'
bout it,"
WAY he takes on. He's been actin
queer ever sence the old mule kicked
him!"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

August 31st, with great address in
front Of the grand stand by Senator
Charles W. Fairbanks, of Indiana
Senator Fairbanks is one of the
strongest men in the United States
Senate and regarded by many as a
prominent presidential possibility. He
is a rich man but comes from the
farm and has lively interest in agri.
cultural subjects. As a speaker he 10
practical and entertaining.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21
Nextl

What Is the trouble between your
wife and mine?" asked the first mos.
quito.
"Oh." weaFlily answered tho second
"You ought to know these women.
They had a disagreement over which
one had the most and the latest style
of germs"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

There are numerous Improvements
of all kinds on the fair grounds thi.
year. Among them are the new agri.
cultural implement building, the new
swine exhibition building-the largest
in the world-many new drives. two
miles of new cement walk, new
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

It is easy with Silver Cream to
make your silverware shine. Sold
only at the Diamond Sign.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

In Doubt.
$50 he gave you a dog!"
"Yassir," answered Mr.. Erastus
Pinkley.
"He must like you"
"Well, I can't make out fob sho'
whether he likes me or whether hs
doesn't like de dog"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

Dependable clothing and shoes.
Prices lowest in town At Viktor's 8.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

Several rooms for rent in Vasaly
Block. suitable for housekeeping.
Stephen Vasaly.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

Eut the entry list for 1903, which
was announced recently by Sec. E. w.
randall, s,!rpasses that of 1909 both
III number and quality of horses en-
tered Last year the names of ESQ
horses appeared upon the list; this
year over 200 horses have been en-
tered. They represent the best things
in leading stables from Manitoba to
the Gulf Of Mexico, and from the At
lantic to the Pacific Ocean,
The races are the main part OF the
afternoon program each day OF the
lar and the enormous entry list IN
sures very satisfactory amusement
program during the afternoon. For
the evening, the principal feature each
night will be PAINS Fire Works Spec
tacle, the Destruction of Rome This
is the largest and most complete open
air spectacle ever put on at any place
at any time in the world.
To accommodate this show a special
train is used and it travels from place
to place exactly as does circus.
Many carloads of scenery will be
brought to the State Fair and the
properties, animals and people come
with the train to produce the great
spectacle. This feature occupies
large part of each evening during the
fair week but will be supplemented by
other attractions such as racing by
electric light schreyer's sensational
bicycle performance and other vaude-
vile attractions.
The fair will be opened on Monday,
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

Everybody in Minnesota should take
besides one or more of his home
papers, metropolitan daily, and The
Minneapolis Evening Journal fills all
possible wants in that direction AS
newspaper, The Journal stands in
the very front rank, and holds the
readers it's acquires. Its market re-
ports are unusually complete and
accurate, and 1t covers the Northwest
in q manner unsurpassed. Its editorial
page is as fair as could be expected,
and thousands of democrats read the
Journal for pleasure and information.
The Journal is a great paper in all
that the words implies.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

Building is guaranteed to be built
for estimates. 8. H. Haas.
Architect, st. Cloud.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

Special amount to loan on farms at
six per cent
Stephen Vssaly.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

Money! Money! Money! We have
ar9e amount of money to loan on
arm lands at low rates.
SIGNOR l. SCHALLERN
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

WANTED-Young men to prepare
for Government positions. Fine Open
ings in all departments. Good salaries.
Rapid promotions. Examinations
soon. Particulars free.
Interstate Cor. Inst,
Cedar Rapids, Ia. !.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

Nelson's Photos are worth what they
cost.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1903-08-21

For sale-House West side. Hundred
dollars down.
Stephen Vasaly.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
The EARLY Circus.

Leaving out of count the great cir
cuses. of Rome and Antioch and coming
down to something of modern times,
the first circus in England was on a
footpath known as Halfpenny Hatch,
in the Waterloo road, London. There,
in 177O, Astley's first performance was
given, with the aid of drum. two flies
and one clown. A charge of siXpence
was made for the front standing places.
There was 40 building and not even a
tent. but merely 81 ring of ropes and
stakes. Primitive as We're the arrange
ments Ashley soon attracted good au-
diences and was able to add to his
programme conjurlng, transparencies,
vaulting and tumbling. With displays
of fireworks. In course of time he was
able to hire an inclosed ground and
erected seats under substantial roof.
He called the place Astley's Amphi-
theater Riding house.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Col. Fred w. Faulkes and Party.

Wednesday mornings North West
ern train brought in a fine party of
Cedar Rapids people under the chap
eronage of Col. r. w. Faulkes. Seven
teen of them visited Wind Cave and
enjoyed it hugely, returning in time to
take pleasant plunge, after which
Col. lNaullse gave the party an elegant
dinner at the Evans, for which Manag-
er Clark prepared a special and elegant
menu and had handsomely printed
illustrated folders with the menu for
the occasion. Col. Faulkes had a fine
phonograph to entertain the party
with songs and music while enroute in
their special car, and in the evening at
the Evans it entertained everybody
about the hotel. They all declared
this was one of the happiest trips of
their lives. Hot Springs always enjoys
having Col Faulkes come for he nearly
always has an interesting party and is
prince at entertaining.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Strong Drink Killed Him.

VIM Guilfoil, of Hyannis, Neb., who
has spent few weeks here this season
and was here few months last year
died at the Hot Springs House Sun
day morning. He had been drinking
heavily for long time and his con
dition was bordering upon delirium
tremens Sunday morning about four
o'clock he was wandering about the
upper porch of the hotel and either
jumped or fell to the porch bel ow,
falling upon heavy chair. which was
broken down with the force of his fall.
A physician was called but could not
find any bruises or symptoms indicat
ing that he had been injured by the
fall, though ne was in a critical con
dition physically. The man fingered
along for about three hours and died.
A coroners inquest was held and it
was decided that he came to his death
from over-indugence in liquor, or
delirium tremens.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
A Hearty Eater.

in q book on gastronomy appears
this anecdote Of the gastronomic prow-
ess of a Swiss guard in the employ
ment of the Marechal de Villars: zone
day the guard was sent for by the
marechal, who had heard of his enor-
nous appetite. How many sirloins of
beef can you eat?' he tentatively ask
ed. 'Ah, monseigneur, for me l don't
require many-fve or six at the most
And how many legs of mutton? Legs
of mutton? Not many-seven or eight
And fat pullets?' oh, as to pullets,
only few-a DOZEN And of pi-
geons? AS to pigeons, monseigneur,
not many-forty, perhaps fifty And
larks? 'Larks, monseigneur? AL
ways.'"
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Startling Evidence.

Fresh testimony in great quantity is
constantly coming in, declaring DR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
Coughs and Colds to be unequaled. A
recent expression from #. j. McFar
land, Bentorville, Va, serves as exam
pie. He writes: II had bronchitis fo1
three years and doctored all the time
without being benefited. Then began
taking DR.. Kings New Discovery, and
a few bottles wholly cured me-
Equally effective in curing all lung
and throat troubles, consumption
pneumonia and grip. Guaranteed by
Emil Hargens, druggist. Trial bottles
free. regular sizes SOC and s1.OO.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Hugh Greene Loses a Leg.

Saturdays Omaha dailies brought
word that Hugh Green had met with a
terrible accident. With another lad he
was riding on a freight train FROM
Des Moines to Omaha and Slipped and
was dragged in such manner as to
break lis ankles and crush his feet
horribly, so that one foot had to be
amputated. and it was feared the other
would also have to be taken off. 1t is
thought this was Hughbert (''E'armer")
Greene, who lived here with his
mother for a few years, and returned
to Des Moines last fall. Hugh was
rather reckless boy, would chance
most any danger, and it is feared he
has mel with this great misfortune.
Since the foregoing was in type the
STAR has received a card from Mrs.
Greene, from Des Moines, who is a
newspaper correspondent of the
capital city. She says that 'Hugh had
his leg cut off below the knee by a
moving train in Omaha on Friday
morning the 5th inst. He was on his
way to the Black Hills. where was to
join him in about two weeks. At ON.
ha Hugh and another boy concluded
to work their way through and save
their money. He is now at Wise Hos
pital in Omaha suffering from his
terrible misfortune.'
Many faiends here extend sympathy
to Mrs Greene in her atiliction.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Announcement. 4

Madam Hardenbrook begs to an.
nounce the opening of Modern Mas.
sage and Beauty Parlors at the Evans
annex up stairs. Madam Hardenbrook
guarantees the permanent cure OF the
most obstinate cases of eczema, moth
patches, acne. oily skin, coarse pores,
pimples, black heads, and dandrutf.
She also removes permanently by
electrolysis supertluous hair. moles
warts and birthmarks. All work un-
dertaken is guaranteed to be success
full. The people of Hot Springs and
surrounding towns are cordially in.
vited to call. Prices reasonable. Con-
sultation free.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH,

Rev. Mr.. CRUDE will speak on the
following subjects on successive Sun
day evenings:
SOME MOUNTAINS OF THE BIBLE.
H. Carmel or the Test of Faith,
June 2lst
Is. Calvary or the Worlds Redemption.
June % th.
-. Olivet or the Ascending Savior.
July 5th.
The usual morning services, Sunday
school at 9:45 and morning service at
IL, Christian Endeavor at Z p. m.
Inlthe evening the annual childrens
day service. An interesting program
has been arranged and will be rendered
by the children and the young people.
Visiting strangers will receive q
cordial welcome.
Church is three blocks west of the
union depot.
All are cordially invited
G. Howard CRUDE, Pastor.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Curious Rent.

At Broughton, near Brigg, in Lincoln
shire, England. some lands are held by
the following tenure: Every year on
Palm Sunday a person from Broughton
enters the church porch at Caister hav-
ing green silk purse containing 2
shillings and penny tied up at the
end of cart whip, which he cracks
three times in the porch and stays
there until the second lesson begins.
Then he enters the church and cracks
the whip again. finally depositing the
purse and contents"
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Family Relation.

''Who is that man you were just
talking with?"
'"That's my brother-in-law."
HE looks enough like you to be your
own brother"
HE is my own brother. We are
twins"
"Twins? Then why did you say he
was your brother-in-law?
Because he is. I have three broth
ers-one in law, one in medicine and
one in the army."-Ainneapolis Trib-
une.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
NOTICE.

If you want bath call phone 33 and
our wagon will call and get you and
deliver You free of charge Reduced
rates if you buy ticket. Bath house
remodeled, new tubs put liz January,
1908, you will not have to wait. Have
a real curative spring of natural hot
water that will relieve pain and stomach
trouble. Call and see for yourself.
MINNEkAHTA BATH HOUSE.
w. NJ. BARR.
4Stf Manager
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
The Only One,

An American tourist who called on
Robert Burns widow, Jean Armour,
few years after his death had the au-
dacity to ask her, "Can you show me
any relics of the poet?" "Sir," an
swered the old lady, with majestic dig
nifty, II am the only. relict of Robert
Burns!
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12

The following letter from Robert r.
Watts, of Salem, Mo-, is instructive:
~ have been troubled with kidney dis.
ease for the last five years. lost flesh
and never felt we'll and doctored with
leading physicians and tried all reme
dies suggested, without relief. Finally
| tried Foley's Kidney Cure and less
than two bottles completely cured me
and | am now sound and we'll" Sold
by Emil Hargens.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Modern as we'll as Reasonable.

The Millard hotel, 18th and Douglas
streets, Omaha, under its new manage
ment, is catering especially to out of
the city trade and has made its price
to correspond with other American
plan hotels in the city regardless of
its superior location aud conveniences.
When visiting Omaha give the Millard
trial and if you appreciate modern
hotel accommodations at moderate
prices, you will never stop any other
place
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
D. T, JENKINS. Pastor

u. i. JENKINS, Pastor.
Sunday school 1000 a. m.
Morning service ll:OO a. IN.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening
730 p. NJ.
Next Sunday morning there will be
special music at the CONGREGATIONAL
church. In the evening the Sunday
school children will furnish a fine
programme consisting OF relitations
and songs, duets and solos. All are
specially invited.
Church is two blocks south of D. O.
All are cordially Invited to attend
the services.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Two Houses for Sale.

One house, 6 rooms, pantry, two
closets, and cellar; the other has 4
rooms, closet, pantry, two cellars; a
wind mill and water tank near the
house; good water; handy to irrigate
the garden; chicken house and two
barns. Situated in Cold Brook. For
further particulars inquire of Nick
Whitwer.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
1. o. o. F. Memorial

Service will be held at the M. E..
church on Sunday, June 14th, at IL
O'Clock a. m. All Odd Fellows REQUEST
ed to meet at the 1. o. o. F. hall at 10
o'clock and proceed to the church in a
body. BY Order of Committee.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Hero Worship.

ut strikes me that Brimken deserves
a great deal of credit"
HE never impressed me as brainy
man."
THAT'S just the point. When a man
with so little brains as Brimken has
managed to be so prosperous, can't
help feeling that he must possess some
great and mysterious superiority. -
Washington Star.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
CHURCH NEWS.
BAPTIST CHURCH

BAPTIST CHURCH,
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Preaching IL a. m.
B. y. P. U. at p In.
Preaching o. m.
A fine has been prepared for child
rens day, next Sunday, June IA, and
will be given in the evening commenc.
ing at s O'Clock.
THOMAS M. CoFFEY, Pastor.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
NOTICE.

Having bought the entire iewelry
stock of N. j. Hedstrom 1 wish to call
the attention of the public to my line
OF watches, jewelry and souvenirs, new
and up-to-date. All goods sold by me
are warranted as represented or money
refunded. Watch and jewelry repair
ing speciality. All my work is guar.
anteed. Respectfully,
SAM CHRISTENSEN.
Room Evans block.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
METHODIST CHURCH.

Rev. J. WALTER MORRIS, PH. D., Pastor.
Sunday school at 1000; morning
service at IL; Epworth League at ZOO.
evening service at 500.
The pastor will preach the annual
sermon to the Odd Fellows Sunday
morning. Children's day exercises in
the evening. Strangers are cordially
invited.
Thursday evening prayer service at
500 p. III.
Junior League at 4 o'clock.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
Camp Meeting.

The Seventh Day Adventists will
hold camp meeting at Hot Springs
Chautauqua grounds June % to 80.
Able speakers will address the people
on important bible themes. Every
body welcome.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1903-06-12
"A New Tailoring Establishment.

Robert Moehle, an experienced tailor.
has opened tailoring establishment
IN the building formerly occupied by
NJ. u. Holmes tailor shop, on north
River Ave. All kinds of gents tailor
ing done in a first class manner. Give
him call. 3