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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
NEW ADVERTasEMnNTs
NEWS In A NUTSHELL
Paragraphs That Give Condensed
News Of the Day.
THE WEATHER .

Weather Bureau, Punahou, l p. m.
Wind light Northeast; weather fair to
partly cloudy.
Morning minimum temperate re IS,
midday maximum temperature, So; ba-
rometer, a. M 1905 steady corrected
for gravity; rainfall, "a hours ending,
a. M, 90; dew point, a. m &c; hui
nudity a. m. 81 per cent.
A probate notice appears in this is
sue.
Morgan advertises two sales in this
issue.
DR.. ]. S. B. Pratt, chief health officer,
has gone to Hilo.
S. S. Alameda due Friday morning
from San Francisco
$50 covers all expenses for an eight
day outing to the Volcano.
There will be a meeting of the Board
of Health at o'clock this afternoon.
The S. 5. Nevadan arrived this morn
ing from San Francisco with three days
later mail
Wall Nichols Co., are offering 20 per
cent reduction on all documents fling
cabinets and Office desks for the next
10 days.
w. NJ. Campbell, the contractor, left
o nthe Korea yesterday for the North1
west to settle up his fathers estate.
He will be away two months.
For soundness of construction, gen
eral appearance and finish the Herring
Hall Harvin Safe Co., safes stand un-
rivallad by any other safe made.
Leah Chapter No. 3 Order of the
Eastern Star will give a grand ball
August S1st at Alexander Young hotel.
Tickets 81 on sale at Alexander Young
Hotel office, at all book stores and
members of committee.
Here's something that will make a
good lunch either at home or on a pic
mic. Veal loaf, ham loaf, chicken loaf,
beef loaf, cottage loaf, jellied hooks.
Order from Henry May & Co., either by
telephone or at the counter
There will be a public reception given
to the Bishop of Zeugma at the Parlors
of the Catholic Mission from O'Clock
until TO- Saturday evening August %,
1903. All friends, whether Catholi: Or
nonCatholics will be welcomed.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
DEMOCRATS REORGANIzE.

The Democratic Central Committee
held a meeting last night for the pur-
pose of recognizing the committee.
One member resigned, and six others
who had left the territory, or joined
some other party were dropped from
membership. The chairman, c. ]. Nc
Carthy was instructed and empowered
to fill the seven vacancies thus created,
and to report the same to a meeting to
be called in the future.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19

81 want a book on how to build a
house for two thousand and five hun
bred dollars" Here's one on how to
buid a house for five thousand dol
lars" Yes but you see I've only
five thousand dollars to put into a
house. Puck.
Little Willie-"say. pa, what is a
contingent fee?" PA contingent
fee, my son, is a lawyers conditional
fee. If he brings a suit for a client
and loses he gets nothing; if he wins
the client gets nothing" -Chicago
Daily News.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
S. T. Booth,
General Agent.
N. / Montgomery Street,
San Francisco.
Removal Notice!

The Sun Chung Xwock Bo, Ltd, has
removed to King stree, between Smith
and Maunakea streets in the new build
ing of the United Chinese Society.
The only Chinese newspaper publish
ed three times week In the Territory.
We take orders for all kinds of printing
In Chinese, etc.
P. o. Box 1929. Tel. ,:ain 42s.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
Honolulu Iron Works.
STEAM ENGINES, SUGAR MILLS
BOILERS, COOLERS, IRON, BRASS
AND Lea CASTINGS.

Machinery of Every Description Made
to order. Particular attention raid 10
Ships Blacksmithing. Job Work Exc
cuted on Short Notice.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
TO EVA TO PROSECUTE.

Deputy High Sheriff Chillingworth
went to Eva this morning for the pur-
pose of conducting the prosecution of
Mizika a Japanese wrestler who is
charged with assault and battery on
three countrymen. The attack on the
men is alleged to have been very BRO
tai. Mizika escaped arrest and was
able to elude the service of the warrant
for several months. He was captured
by the Honolulu police several days
ago and is now being tried.
Twenty-Five cents pays for a Want
ad in the Star. A bargain
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
ANTI MOSQUITO MEETING.

\ meeting Of the anti-mosquito COM
mittee is being held this afternoon at
tho board of health ofice,t TO discuss
plans for taking up Tbs campaign
against mosquitoes. The members of
the committee have organized and de-
cided t. take up the actual work at
once ana a large force os m=n will prob
ably be put at work on the.f OPPOSITION.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
WIRELESS IMPROVEMENTS.

The wireless telegraph station at Ma
wiliwili has been completed and is now
open for business, with operator Hage-
man in charge. Messages are received
a the BARRIERS point station on this
island and sent by wire overland to the
offices of the Henry Waterhouse Trust
Company The company has also
placed a new pole at the Lahaina sta
ton.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
NEW SCHOOL BUILDINGS.

Superintendent of Public. instruction
has plans drawn by w. e. Pinkham,
architect for an addition to the High
school and for a commercial school
building. Both are to be built from
the loan fund if the bonds are approx
ed.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
INFORMATION ABOUT BONDS.

Governor Dole has sent to Washing
ton a statement showing the financial
condition of the Territory and giving
other information desired in connection
with President Roosevelts approval of
the proposed Hawaiian loan.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19

edicts, but the anti-reform movement
continues threatening even in the case
of Viceroy Chan Chung, who remains
hostile to Russian influence.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
EMPRESS SEES HER MISTAKE.

TEN TSlN, August 1.-THE Dow
ager Empress is trying to remove the
bad impression caused by the eXecu-
ton of Shen Chen, the reformist jour
nalist, who was put to death by her
order July 31st, by issuing popular
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
TEACHERS EXAMINATIONS.

Examinations of applicants for teach
ers' certificates will begin tomorrow
morning at the High School. There
are forty or fifty applications already
and it is expected that more will at
tend.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
Jumping
Aching Heads

If we were in your place
we would not go on suffer-
ing day after day with such
terrible headaches when
there is such a good remedy
to be had. Some head
ache remedies ought never
to be taken, but we put up
a simple powder which re-
lieves the headache at once
without having any bad eff
fects upon the system.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
JAS. F. MORGAN,
AUCTIONEER.
SALE OF UNCLAIMED FREIGHT
ON MONDAY, AUGUST "A,
AT 10 O'CLOCK A. M.

The following unclaimed packages
will be sold at the auction room of
James F. Morgan on August Gath unless
consignees call at the office of the
company and pay freight and storage
charges:
1 package marked Jas. B. Roberts,
Kahului, Maui.
package marked NJ. Vasconcellos,
I>ahului, Maui.
1 package marked S. L. Harris, Ho-
nClulu.
1 package marked Mrs. A. w. Mac
lean, Honolulu.
1 package marked w. F. OrmsLy, Ho-
lulu.
l crate marked A. Lanier, Honolulu.
GLOGE NAVIGATION CO., LTD,
Brewer Building, Honolulu.
JAS. F. MORGAN,
AUCTIONEER
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-08-19
Head-EaSe

Is the name so we'll known
to thousands who have used
this remedy. 70
We have mail orders from
many parts of the mainland.
Not bad to take and they
certainly bring a welcome
relief no matter what the
cause of the headache may
be. Sent anywhere by mail
upon receipt of price.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-10-15

Shoes by nall, IS ceata extra. Illustrated
Cataleg free. ". i. DOUGLAS, 1reektsn, lass.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-10-15
Easily ro.na.

The fact that America is very biz
country never strikes one so forcibly
as when he has Travelled couple Of
thousand miles due west, and still finds
the prairie stretching out before him.
A young member Of the British nobili-
ty was over here last summer, &C
companied by his inevitable valet,
James
They saw the seaboard cities, tar
ried for q time in Pittsburg, in Chi
cago, in st. Louis and in Kansas City,
and then struck out into the great
west. Somewhere near the edge Of
Colorado the train was delayed at q
small station. and the passengers got
out to stretch their legs. among them
his lordship and James. who seemed
IN Q brown study. s5 sss s. 8
whats the matter?" asked his
master. Y 1
II was just thinkin'. my lord" said
James, ..that Columbus didn't do such
q mighty big thing when e discovered
this ERE country, halter halls said
and done. 'Ow could . 'elp it?"-NN
Z. Tribune. Is.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-10-15

AeTAT TWO.

.
Fousle-head. my Tousle-head.
What to got for you
Tousle-head. my Tousle.head.
You whose years Are tWo7
Shall Il be dolly now?
Shall Il be y Hive bow.woW3
don't know. don't, vow!
What to get for you!
TOusle-head. my Tousle-head.
Girls are hard to please!
Tousle-head, my Tolsle-head,
Perched upon my knees,
TOusle-head. with eyes-o' blue.
IL there's aught appeals to you
That you'd like. come, tell me, do!
Tell me, tell me please!
Ynusle,head. my Tousle-hea6,
&c you were a boy,
Tousle-head, my Tousle-head,
I could choose toy
That would make you dance and sing,
That would make you dip and swing,
Lake wildbird on the wing,
That would give you JOY!
Tousle-head. my Tousle-head.
Dear, it's up to you!
Tousle-head. my Tousle-head,
Dearie, eyes-o' blue
What would make your wee heart glad
What would drive away the sad?
What's that-.T dess ANTS my, dad?''
Bless you. dear! You do?
~. N. Lewis. In Houston Post.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-10-15

with Of gaming laws 1tis also loudly echoed
by the cotee gamblers comprising the policy syndicate whose
illicit profits amount thousands Of dollars daily.
No unbiased person makes study the problem and who
grain optimism in his makeup will share this De
pending profits the patronage Of considerable number
Of persons Of the policy shop in
eghboood and must become known to the policeman
particular beat It is safe to that the location Of practically
every of the policy shops the city of Chicago
is known member of the police force Possessing this
knowledge police department has the policy mercy
least reduce the evil to small dimensions.
Policy has been called petty evil Investigation has shown that
Chicago annual receipts Of the shops exceed Near
half those who operate and paonize the shops whites Be-
takes each year from element Of the % pop
buy bread because little children go
hungry policy may thrive
garten the gambling MANIA policy detestabe It and
be wiped out.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-10-15
CLOTHED FOR "A WEEK.


knowledge Of what to wear takes on
. new importance when the lack Of It
means death. Maj. Rankin, when pre-
pairing to climb Mount Aconcagua. one
Of the Hottest mountains Of South
America, found that no small part Of
his success In reaching the summit was
due to the fact that he was suitably
dressed. He says in an article in Long
mans Magazine that he takes the
greatest possible pride In being the
first to inform the world what It must
wear in order to have the pleasure Of
going harmlessly to sleep for IL hours
In the snow with the temperature ten
degrees below zero
First Of all came thin wool and
silk vest to mitigate the tickling Of the
brand-new pair Of thickest Combine
lions. the comprehensive wooden gar
ment which followed next, and envel-
oped all but head and feet. Then came
two WOODEN shirts, one on top Of the
other, beautiful. thick, sky-blue crea-
tions; then . pair Of very thick corduroy
sbreeches. tactfally padded, with con-
tinuations down to the ankle; then .
sleeved waistcoat Of pure wool; then .
thick wool coat like Q blanket, yellow
and sheep-like; then the wind-proof
leather jerkin given me by Sir Martin
Conway, and yicuna scarf round my
neck to top OF with.
ION my feet I first Of all put IN or
binary pair Of merfno socks; above them
. pair Of Shetland wool stockings; next
9 pair Of what are called sleeping stock
ings, lambs wool within and goats hair
without, about . quarter Of an inch
thick and hugely warm; then still big
ger pair Of Shetland wool stockings;
then q pair Of enormous boots; and
lastly q pair Of puttees. three yards
long, wound round the elephantine bulk
Of my legs.
ION my head wolfskin cap covered
my ears and neck, and my hands were
encased. first in an ordinary pair of
gloves, and secondly In large pair Of
gloves Of the kind affected by babies.
wherein the mobile thumb grips at the
incarcerated fingers.
I'm reserve I had my wolfskin coat,
reaching to my knees, yet so light that
It in no way interfered with my walk
ing; and when all these things were
donned my form assumed q buriy bulk
ishness that would have rejoiced the
heart Of q sergeant major.
For the next six days remained day
and night in these garments"
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-10-15
1alies ~ m Pasf.

sido by side in q Greenfield (Mass.)
house is . portion Of q shell exploded
In Paris ct the time o8 the commune
insurrection, and one Of the fossil foot
prints made millions OF years ago in
mud which; III now our red sandstone,
Tie species OF bird which made the
track Is now extinct
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-10-15
. '57i15 I z5e, P01liily Ship
By SHELBY M. SINGLETON,


SocresaFy CitseD9 Association. q Chcaeo.
. 81 Can the policy shop swindle be abolished?
This question is often answered in the negative,
even by persons who presumably have the welfare
Of their city at heart. These contend that in the
breast Of every man there is gambling instinct
that will find expression in some FORM unless held
in check by = highly developed moral nature; that
this restraining element is lacking in most men !;
and that as policy is form Of gaming that comes
within the reach Of the eanest purse it can
not be eradicated. This view Of the matter is os-
tensbly shared, as rule, by officials intrusted
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1903-10-15
Miss Alice NJ. Smith, Of Minneapolis,
MINI, tells how woman's monthly suffering
may be quickly and permanently relieved BY
Lydia E. Pinkhamts Vegetable Compound.

MIS- PnKHAM:-I have before given
nent tor medicine but Lydia Pinkhams
pound has added much life and happiness feel ike
making exception In this
have days q pain and could find
visiting friend Lydia Pinkhas
had used With the best results and advised
only had to fsw bottles bring about this wonderful change
Miss AIIcs M s1n Third Ave. South Minneapolis MINI Chair
man Executive Committee Minneapolis Study Club
Beauty and strength yash early 81 life because
monthly
their best gifts
helps
healthy carries safely through various natural
CRISES and % the safeguard Of Wonlan's health.
tod from
women published In this constantly.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-02-16
Una l9otencia
industrial
Patentes de inVenCi0n

Durante 1902 Sc presentaron al Ne
gociado &c Patentes de los Estados
Unidos 40, 4oo SO icitudes por patentes
y disefios, y fueron otorgados 27,77o, in
cluyendo los diseflos. Ademas Sc re-
novaron no patentes y Sc registraron
1000 marcas de fAbrica y o25 etiquetas.
Caducsron durante Ell mismo aflo 1881
patentes y qusdaron sin efecto 447I So
licitudes por no haberse pagado las
matrfculas mientras que o2S4 solicitu-
des de patente aguardan ell pago de
matr1cula para ser extedidas. Los no.
norarios recibidos por ell n4gociado ex-
cedieron los gastos en- $I5o,5I4,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-02-16
NARRAcIoNES CUENTos. liz

hace fata decirlo tiene tales que sabra
como decirtelos
Eranos novios. Yo la guerra, la quiero a1n, con
toda mi alma ella, por las muestras me guerra tam
bien.
Recibf un telegrama de Colonia; me lla1naban para
consulta que trataramos de operacion arga
costosa Me recommendation la mayor urgencia possible
decidido marcharme aquela misma noche, corrf q
despedirme de Berta diciendole que comerfa su
el domingo sno Ell viernes iOh! guardate de los
vernes; te aseguro que funestos.
AL darle cuenta de mi viae asomo ojos
lagrima, Pero al saber que pronto volvera, excamo:
-iQue felicidad Me traeras un regalo cualquie
cosa; Tin recuerdo; recuerdo que me agrade mucho
piensalo ben. Veremos donde alcanza tn magina-
cion.
Esuvo en- sencio breves intantes prosgui6
NO ha de costarte mas de veinte frances La in
encion, la nventva 10 que deseo ver Cuidado ous
gastes mas del precio fjado.
Despues de otro silencio casi mi oido murmuro:
Isl el regalo cuesta NADIA, 81 te Sc ocurre una
decadeza conmovedora, de las que fac hallar en-
las tiendas, te dare. Jun beso!
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-02-16
La reliquia.
AL Rdo. Padre Luis d. Ennemare.>

AL Rdo. Padre Luis d. EnnemareA
Mi querdo Luis: va soy ell novio de tn prima;
ella rompo reaciones, porque le df broma
de NAL gusto, ;nvountaramente cas
En- tt conffo tt recurro; ayddame te 10 agrade-
cere toda Ia 1da.
Conoces biea Berta al menos 10 presumes; ico-
nocemos las mueres' Todas las opinones, las Green
cias, los pensamentcs de la mujer obedecen razo
mar toruoso fan astco inabordab'e: sus resoucones
mas deinitvas en- algunas CIRCUMSTANCES refrenan
con Ell vuelo de una moSca
Tu pr;ma, educada convento es muy devota;
1osabss tan bien yo pero duda, no sabes que
para tolo gualmente frenetca hea que arrasra el
viento aborrece adora facdad Sc lama en- sus
odios 8 en- carhos ga ope 4 escape. retroce
diendo 10 mejor, de glla moio Es rnuy hermosa, no
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05

pose." the tears standing In her eyes,
that do not feel bad about your go
ing?"
Heaven bless you, my dear, / know
you do. But-but," opening his blue eyes
rather widely at her, "you-you don't
think l sha'n't come backT'
mo, no." cried his friend. 81 am quite
sure you will. But 1 should like to think
you went out with free heart and clear
conscience"
Then there was a long pause, broken
at last by Dallas.
"Do you think" he uttered very visit
fully, with an imploring glance, that
might see her for one moment alone be-
fore l go, just to wish her good-by?'
mo, no, no!' answered Mrs. Trevan-
ion, with the utmost resolution. mot for
anything in the world; not for both your
sakes. You know there is nothing l would
not do for you. But not that"
When the wheels had rolled away, the
two ladies sat down and wept previously.
And theirs were not the only hearts that
ached that night.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Hoods Jdrsdpdrilla
and Pills

Eradicate it, positively and absolute
ly, This statement is based on the
thousands of permanent cures these
medicines have wrought.
my daughter had scrofula, with eleven
sores on her neck and about her ears. Hoods
Sarsaparilla was highly recommended and
she took It and was cured. She is now In
good health" MRS. J. II. JONES, Parker
City, Ind.
Hoods SarsapariIIa promises 70
cure and keeps the promise.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Sure Thing.

Kind Father-My dear, if you want
a good husband, marry Mr.. Goodheart.
He really and truly loves you.
Daughter-Are you sure Of that, pa?
Kind Father-Yes, indeed, I've been
borrowing money from him for six
months, and still he keeps coming.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
She Was Surprised.

Mrs. Neighbors-What's that awful
racket in the next room?
Mrs. Rounder-Oh, that's only my
husband dressing to 60 down town.
Mrs. Neighbors-Indeed! I've heard
folks cav he was loud dresser, but l
had no idea it was anything like that.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Thought Better of Herself.

"When Jack proposed, I suppose you
asked him if you were the only girl he
ever loved?" aske Polly.
81 should say not inquired if
the other girls didn't represent steps in
his progression to his present ideal"
said Dolly-Baltimor Herald.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Urged Him On.

Miss Gotrox-The idea of your pro-
posing to me! Why, never gave you
any encouragement!
Mr.. Poorman-You forget that you
once informed me that you had half a
million in your own right.-Chicago
News,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Advantages of Saving,

A boy beginning at 16 and saving IS
a month will have 1928 when be ia 81,
even if his savings bank pays only 5
per cent interest. Not only that, but
he will have acquired the habit of saw
ing, which will help him all his life.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
No One Made a Motion.

"Kin any one make motion?' asked
one of the audience "Gents," said
Alkali Bill, chairman of the meeting,
as he laid his revolvers on the table,
"owin' to the general custom of wearin'
weapons in these parts, trust no one
will make q notion
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Premonitory Symptoms.

A promising young Sunday school
pupil, who had learned about Ewes be-
ing formed from the rib of Adam, came
home one day greatly distressed.
"Oh, mamma, l have such painl I
think it must be that I'm going to have
q little wife! ''-Little Chronicle.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Ecclesiastical.

Church-Do you think he is a we'll
proportional man?
Gotahm-No; his lungs are away
out of proportion to his brains.-Yonk-
ers Statesman.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
A COmparisOn.

"How'd ye like the lecturer at the
town hall last night, Si?"
"Great! He was Boston Teller, an
1 swan, 1 never laughed so hard in my
life. He knew more long words than
negro minstrel"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05

In Austria at the present day the
public executioner wears a pair OF new
white gloves every time he Is called
upon to carry ont a capital sentence.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Only When Ordered.

Scientific and Nervous Visitor lat
country hoteD-I suppose there's no
ptomaine in this pie?
Waiter (quite equal to the occasion)
NO sir. We never puts that in unless
specially ordered. Punch.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
A Practical View.

"Now marriage isn't lottery, after
all, is it dear?
"Well, / don't see how we are going
to get rid of some of these clocks unless
we have q rafe. Judge.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Tough Leather.

A sign on an East Side shop window
reads:
"Fried Shoes" The merchants
name is Fried, but he forgot to put q
comma after it.-New York Times.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Human Nature.

Jaggles--I never saw any one work
so hard at anything. Is that his regu-
lar business.
Waggles-No, man; that's his hob.
by.-New York Times.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Just Dividends.

Probably it isn't true that Pierpont
Morgan wants the earth. 1t may be
that he only Graves the fullness thereof.
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1903-03-05
Scrofuld
Il Is commonly inherited.

Few are entirely free from Il.
Pale, weak, puny children aro
afflicted with it in nine cases out Of
ten, and many adults suffer from it.
Common indications are punches IN
the neck, assesses, cutaneous erup-
tions, infamed eyelids, sore ears,
ricketts,, catarrh, wasting, and general
debility.