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New-York tribune., 1903-05-19
TO DIVIDE EMPIRE TRACK SURPLUS.
1t Amounts to $123, ,14s-Mrs. Clark to Get
About 10000.

Mrs. William H Clark. widow Of the builder and
former owner Of the Empire City trotting track.
will soon receive her share from the sale Of the
track after many months of waiting.
At White Plains yesterday Supreme Court Justice
Keogh signed an order directing the distribution
OF the surplus money remaining from the fore
closure sale of the track. and instructing the
treasurer Of Westchester County, who holds the
money 10 deduct his fees. The surplus amounts to
S2314s to be divided between Mrs. Clark and other
persons
man who was interested in the last sale said
last evening that Mrs. Clark would get about 500
from the sale.
The case aroused considerable interest at the
tracks at the first sale the property was bought
by John Sexton and Frank Farrell for & little more
than $780, 600 II this sale had received legal sane
ton Mrs. Clark would have received not one cent
The sale caused considerable surprise, es IL was
thought that the track ought 10 bring much more.
The courts ordered a sale in the case, and
Bryan I. Kennedy formed syndicate of James
Butler, Henry Morgenthau Hugh J. Grant, c. K
G. Billings and others. who gave S5oaooe for the
track.
New-York tribune., 1903-05-19
TO GOVERN AUTO SPEED.
Nassau Board of Supervisors Adopt
Resolution.

Nfineola- Long Island. May 1s-The Nassau Board
OF Supervisors to-day adopted resolution regu-
ting the speed of automobiles and motor vehicles
In the highways and county roads of Nassau Coun-
ty IN conformity with the Bailey law.
Section ! provides that the speed OF automobiles
and motor vehicles shall be fixed. excepting
hereafter provided. at the rate Of twenty miles an
hour.
Section ? provides that IN county roads beading
or through each village and hamlet having
postofce whether incorporated or not In the built
up portions of each such village or hamlet, the
speed Of automobiles and motor vehicles shall be
eight miles an hour. II is provided, however, that
this shall become operative only when signs
bearing the words, "Siow down to eight miles, and
having deiineated thereon arrow where the
speed is TO be reduced. shall have been erected on
the sides OF the county roads leading through
such village hamlet. at point distant one-half
mile from each Office provided the road said
point be built up If not built up. then at the limit
Of the built up portion Of such village or hamlet
The new act goes into effect at once. The act
was proposed by ex-CongressmaT Townsend Scud-
der. II was approved by Chairman William H
Jones and Eugene V. Willis, the members OF the
board present
New-York tribune., 1903-05-19
PADDOCK PARAGRAPHS.

2 p Thomas who bought the great four-year-
old Hermis from L. V. Bell last Saturday. denied
Yesterday the stories current at Morris Park that
he intended TO arrange match between his morse
a,6 Mcrhesnev the Western champion 't4erIais
VIII I'll all MS engagements" said Mr.. Thomas
.n-ovidfng of course, that he remains IT. Inc
idea that intend match him against otheF
horses is absurd" Mr.. Thomas bought no more
horses Yesterday which makes the Gay rather
memorable Herrnis taken from the motifs
p.-t- .,c,os,J-e on Sunday to Sheepshead Bay,
Cormacks care
T. uas said Yesterday that W. B Leeds, the
Western railroad man. who has gone into racing
This wear had bought the four-yeer-old tano-
s-1-ing colt Major Dangerheld from w a OIaPeF'
for S-o,eO
Adams Western Jockey, who was set Gown last
wear at St Louis had hard luck yesterday Last
Friday he succeeded IN having his license renewed
and tool, heroic measures to get down TO weight N
order to ride Hazelwood in the second race. te
succeeded and won with the colt, after sood
ride only TO be set down for the meeting for dis
oba5ience al the post. Mara and Burns also IN
cI1Tred the starters displeasuTe. The former was
hned $50 and the latter SIS
John z Madden yesterday bought q two-year-
old ST Charles colt from ]. z. Widener.
De Sanet Huntressa and Sir Faust have been
declared out OF the Suburban Handicap.
New-York tribune., 1903-05-19

Ice TrssI5rr5 M s9 t sns y io ! Ma+y Wo+b
JOS fEezrl. to l. and "a 70 l: Chcle. l04 III.
hiram. i 10 ana !: Scofer g. l02 (Gannon).
70 and % 70 1; RsElets 3 loi q. Miller. 30 70
nd Il 70 ! Tact, 10l CSheal, 100 and 20 TO 1:
Ring Garter - fNichssisi. 1d3 ard - 70 More
tznts. g 1os (AfcCanerty). IS /: Harrison
. 20 ISaliipED, 100 and 40 70 /. Bobbinet. g. %
q BrsenD. 100 70 ana 40 to /. and Epidemic, 3 IS
.Ccunelb SO 20 and 10 J. also Start good Won
Fandily. Tine, 1.27.
New-York tribune., 1903-05-19
eosTwlcK TO TRY TO LOWER RECORD.

After absence OF almost two years Albert C.
Bostwick. OF this city has decided 10 re-enter the
automobile racing game, and on Memorial Day at
the Empire City track he will try TO lower the
worlds record for a mile on the circular course
He is entered for the mile record trials the prize
for which is awarded to the man who makes the
fastest mile Even at this time Mr. Bosrwfcks
records Of two years ago the best on the books
for no has managed 20 supplant the times
which he furnished at the Empire City track on
October s. 1860, including those for eleven twelve
and thirteen miles. which now stand.
Ol6feld who races Wridgeway on Memorial pay,
has shipped his e9s from Detroit and VIII
be here with IL about Thursday He expects to
cover mile IN minute the Circular course.
New-York tribune., 1903-05-19

SECOND RACE-For tvo-yesr-old rnaidens ana winners
Of one race only pounds under the scale
with 5000 added Last four and one-haf furlongs OF
New-York tribune., 1903-05-19

FOURTH RA-E-THE CT4AREAIoNT HANDICAP;
years and over: last eiz fu-iongs witAers Nile
New-York tribune., 1903-05-19

4 Eocins ch- 2. Eosetinf b. Hasttngs-
Lady Rosemary ). iO4- furnsl ii 2H-1
Cssta. 4 I93---.-..-..----.-.Q QO60m) 81 2-l
-sdy Cncas. G. e5.. (CcnneD 81 S-I
waswit- 4. 10 rronderly) Il &C l and to /: Him.
felf, 3, 100 d. o'Connor 80 ! and 10 /: Ex-
insIisAer. = IS casrtIn) 70 and 10 s. Sargent g.
eioeaos,. o ~ q ara 70 /: L;ga gage; :, %
q to / a9d 10 /: Royal. 5 us 6O'NeiD. 6 and
y 10 !: Clarion. 3 80 Gannon) 4 and 10 :, and
New-York tribune., 1903-05-19
MORRIS PARK ENTRIES FOR TO-DAY

FIRST RACE-Highweisht selling for three-year-oios
and upward: with loo added. Last six and one
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15
GATHERED AT HIGH SCHOOL
AND SIXTH AVENUE SCHOOL
FRIDAY.
Occasion Was Literary Exercises
Given BY the Societies of
Those Schools.

Many of the parents and friends OF
the pupils gathered at the high
school and Sixth Avenue school Fri
day afternoon to listen 60 the several
programs rendered ~ I've pupils in
the societies. Tie programs consist
ed of music reci7 a:ions and debates
in which many OF The pupils par.iCi-
pated with credit 70 themselves and
their teachers. The questions han
died in the debates were on practical
subjects and the debaters showed
much care and study in the presen
tation of their arguments The three
minute speeches on such subjects as
The Yellow Peril. Radium Russian
Treatment of Finland. GllVeston's s
Great Wall. The Erie Canal, and The
Contrast Between China and Japan
Commercially. were instructive and
entertaining.
At the close of the programs by
the students. Rev J. L. Caldwell. pas
tor OF the First Presbyterian church,
delivered an address, talking t. the
students on Some Of the Practical
Problems of School Life. The address
was listened TO with close attention
by both scholar and parent. and all
profited by it. The entertainments
will be given each month by the
They are a source of much
interest to them
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15

defeated without sar.oue Interference
with traffic across the f,th,uus
But let us get behind dtrlcmarlr
pretenses to the truth w Na.'sd
right-of-WaE across the isthmu> + 4
the Panama canal. Colombia y W3olGn't
let us have it on our terms rhe
people ON The isthmus secedc from
Colombia and assure ON 20 eraDieE'
they will SCH the right,of-wa3. Our
government stands ~ VITA H., ships
of war in the harbors AMI its armed
marines on sh sa,zwllle The rebels
either drivo or eaic5e *'4e t4W soldiers
Of the Colombian gov ..9nseat INTO 10
parting, and thefeepoH saiz9 ali he
pullaie property and 5ha forts af;:l
proclaim the new govesEmeu; and r.
side Of forty eight h3er he plesi-
dent OF the United Statl- "eecshizee
and treats with th9se rebpls as tn
de facto government, at orders thai
the rishtfu governmoa= shall not Ee
permitted to land Is sol lie"s to drive
them out
Might Have Helped the C,nfeder7cy.
We do not need the Panama .a.:,i
nearly as badly as Englapd anu
France needed cotton during tna civil
war to keep their hundreds ,,f tho:
sands of operatives from starNaliah.
Those nations by doing Wha' horse-
welt has done al Panama might have
recognized the Southern COnfederacy
raised the blockade and get all tue
cotton they wanted They pd The
navies with which to do i TO-.
For this great government to seek
the acquisition of certain Territory
from another nation with wh;ec... it is
at peace and unity and when it can
not obtain the same on its owl: terms,
then to steal it by the means en-,
ployed here is more Infamous than the
toward defeating President Harrison
fer reelection.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15

at fast &rAW boIdcf and. climbing
down fhr Tree trunk barked at the
hunter within a few inches of his
face. Al this Mr.. Hunt expcctorated
amber Juice in the squirrels eyes
and the animal was so frightened that
he ran up the tree and twenty feet
above the I p hcforc he could see
where he was going The squirrel,
with lis bact broken by the fall, is
produced in evidence.
There #as policeman very sly,
Who &alantiy walked the street.
But. Whom a fight started up nearby,
He dared moi leave his beat.
One might be hurt until he die
But no arrest could be.
For when he was asked the reason
why.
III ttilNtI tiutIS, Sd1u ilt.
The clerks at the Iron Mountain
depot were very much amused one
day last week when an old negro
farmer drove up to the side Of the
staten house and went through all
the Offices trying to find some one to-
look at his cotton and make him a.
price on it. His wagon, with two
side while he made his rounds "Well,
| deelarA" said he, when he could
find no one to sample his product:
this am de funniest cotton house
| ever saw The old man had TAX
en- the passenger station for a cotton
Warehouse because Of the numerous
bales of cotton which blocked the
platform and made the station look
more like cotton warehouse or
Wholesale grocery than a passenger
station The passengers coming from
! the ticket office and climbing over
the bales with small strands of cotton
| hanging to their clothing also served
to confuse the old man. Perhaps he
| failed to notice that none of the sup
! posed buyers wore linen busters, but
| that would have been the only distin-
! gushing mark
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15
**3 - Fa f*s& -.
IN LIGHTER VEIN
iss'4s 'r* s'a q *f|4 81

M exchange prints an account OF
certain pers who were compelled
to sit at the table OF a hota and lis
ten TO some very plain talb Intended
only for thcir ears The wonder is.
how man can he able 10 Judge winch
ear The talk was intended Tor. T6ofe
are some people in the Yorld who
are moi always able To j0d&e=the eX=
press intentions Of dhors or 80 prop
erlE estimate the valUe thereof
Some mon are made lawyers by
study. some by intuition. and some
by diligence. but there is said 10 be
a member of the local bar who claims
to have been born lawyer. Ash
Judge Grace or Sheriff Gould.
The telephone is a handy thing
For Y I'll 20 have around:
Il serves To call a person UP
And. also. to call him down.
Sheriff Gould has bear story TO
tell on George List which he has
copyrighted and will mot allow to
q {a NO all IL
to all who desire to hear it.
y gentleman who attended the per
fcrmance of 'Twelfth Night" at the
El1s theatcr last week was heard to
remark the next day that he did not
really enjoy Shakespeare's comedies.
but was ashamed to let people know
it, for every one OF education is sup
posed to enjoy it. There are others
who are also afraid to make this
confession, for the same reason.
AS the hunting season comes on
stories of marvellous performances
grow apace. Attorney Sid Hunt tells
a good one about his experience while
| en- recent deer hunt. According tC
| this nimrcd. he was sitting under a
tall pine tree on the lookout for deer
when a big gray squirrel bothered
him by its ince'sant barking. He
dared not shoot the squirrel for fea1
of soaring off the deer. The animal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15
Has Lost FriendA in Craighead.

The friends of Gov Davis deny
that he is losing any Of his following,
but we could name few men, prom
inent in Craighead county politics,
who will not support the governor this
time And nearly any one interested
in the political complexion of the
county with regard to how it STANDS
in respect to Davis, also knows this
-Jonesboro Sun.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15

amount Shares may be had at 81
each. How many will you take? One
thousand and one hundred dollars has
already been taken. Do you want a
share in this company, that will re-
cents. but will be stored up in the
bank of Heaven, to be checked upon
throughout eternity? This is our
only rescue work Let us rally to it
from California to Maine.
tered the Scarrett Bible and Training
school on September 8. The course
of training for these deaconesses is
}erE Interesting, the outline of which
may be found in the catalogue APP
rly 3Irs NJ L, Gibson, the prin-
cipal,
Our rescue home has helped to save
700 girls, and put into Christian
homes 400 infants in the few years Of
its existence.
One thousand lost girls have been
turned from the doors of our rescue
home because there was no rocm to
shelter them. Shall we continue to
be weighed and found wanting? Sis
ter, wake up the sleeping women
around you-those that are cat ease
in Zion" Bring in new members to
increase our funds, that our lost sis.
ter may have help.
MRS. DONELSON. Reporter.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15
Where Are You in the "Procesh 2"

The tail end of a procession gets
all the dust, and but little OF the
applause. The head of procession
gets the cream of public approval.
Are you leading the march or bring
ing up the rear and taking the leav.
ings gs?-Princetonian.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15

Even though you politely tell slug.
gard to go to the ant. he is much
more apt to go to the dogs.
Jackson, Tenn, is visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. w. T. Young at Lakeside.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15
HOME MISSIONS.
4 i. i. + i. i. i. j. + j. 4. j. ]. j. :,

My people perish for lack # knowI-
edge"
To secure the inerest of our women
Tie. reed tc know the plans and un-
de.tel;i.s5 Of oGr organization. In
formation in regard TO these We are
, 81 'eaNai;ag te si9e through the kind
nez@ az. ceaHsoaE + tha press.
Wa1se.. ra aara3o cur member
ship at once. Fol tai' We continual
Iy call How shall it he done2 BF
the Conference officers? Or b. every
woman doing her part and bringing in
one? Let us try this latter plan. Ey
erybody to the work.
This is the last month Of third quar-
ter. II w are our returns? Only
three more months to wind up the
year. The record is being made "up
yonder" as we'll as here. Have you
done what you could?
A fine deaconess house and hospital
has been erected by the German
Evangelical church in Cincinnati, at
q cost of 100000 for the building
alone.
Scarrett Bible and Training school
at Kansas City, the missionary train
ing school of the Methodist Episcopal
church (South), opened September 3,
with the largest enrolment of stu
dents in its history. Texas has the
largest representation and Georgia
second largest
That never-tiring superintendent of
the rescue home, Mrs. w H. Johnson
has launched plan to raise $780,
900 to build such a home as will meet
the demands made upon it. We call
for women everywhere to take shares
in stock company to raise this
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15

Nothing short of sausage machine
will cure some dogs of BACKING at
night.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15
Administration Claim Refuted.

The administration says that it is
authorized by treaty with Colo 1bja,s
predecessor, New Grenada, to keep
the isthmus open for traffi, and tran
sit. Suppose that is true. How
does that authorize the United States
to prevent the Colombiaa troops fr2n.
landing on her soil to recover pos
session of her property ANA asserting
her rightful jurisdiction ever mat ter
ritory? If our government falls Lack
en- it's fears that traffic will be in
terrupted if Colombia lands lG" troci'1
there is very recent case Of fight
ing On that isthmus betwesa HE sol
diers of the Colombian government
and a more powerful forc- of rebels
than Panama can muster, and the
fighting went on, ard the -ecels were
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-11-15

My people perish for lack # knoWl-
edge
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1903-10-29
DR.. D. A. Rannells

Office Next door North of Post Office
Logan, Ohio.
OFFICE HoURs:--7 to 8 a. M, / to &
and 9 to 8 p. m.
PHoNB:-OGice so; Residence "a.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1903-10-29
Saturday OCt0
leP 81, 19O2,
at o'clock, P. M, offer for sale
at public vendue, the following
described real estate, to-wit:

FIRST TRACT: Being Fractional Lot
number twelve (l2), Section number TWEEN
six (26l, Township number thirteen (l3),
Range number fifteen tl5), containing 40
acres, the same being Il perpetual lease hold
interest. Appraised at Sl373.z0
SECOND TRACT: Being Il perpetual
lease-hold interest, and being Fractional
Lot number ten tlOl. Section number twen-
ty-six t26), Township number thirteen (13),
Range number fifteen (l5l, containing 81
acres more or less. Appraised at $2p5B.33.
THIRD TRACT: Being Fractional Lot
number ten (l0), Section number twenty
five (25,, Township number thirteen Q8),
Range number fifteen Us, containing 02
acres more or less. Appraised at 2262,06
FOURTH TRACT: Being Fractional
Lot number three (3l, section number
thirteen l3l, Range number fifteen no
containing 352 acres more or less APP
praised at $GS27 60
FIFTH TRACT: Being the coal and
mineral rights in Fractional Lot number
one a., Section number twenty-five .25),
Township number thirteen fl3), Range
number fifteen C15,, containing 80 acres.
Appraised at $4,000.
Terms OF sale cash.
Given under my hand, at Logan, Ohio,
this 3Oth day OF September, 1908,
G. V. WRIGHT,
Receiver OF the Columbus.
& Hooking Valley Mining
October l4-W Company.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1903-10-29
T HI S u RE w A Y

to oprevent Pneumonia and Cousum,
appears. Acker's English Remedy
will stop the cough in night, and
drive the cold out of your system.
Always quick and sure cure for
Asthama. Bronchitis, and all throat
and lung troubles IL It does not
satisfy you the druggist will lefund
your money. Write to us fer free
samples. w. III. HOOKER & Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. BORT q Co., Drug
giBtss
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1903-10-29
Receivers Sale
Of alu a Bile Coal
l. IN ds. :

In pursuance of an order of the
Court Of Common Pleas of Hook
ing County, Ohio, made in
Cause No. 3210, the undersigned
as receiver of the Columbus and
Hooking Valley Mining Com
pany, will, at the door of the
Court House in Logan, Hooking
County, Ohio, on
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1903-10-29

pursuance of Hooking County,
Dollar of Valuation
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1903-10-29

Sick Headache absolutely an
permanently cured by using Mok
Tea. A pleasant herb drink, Cures
Constipation and Indigestion makes
you ea', sleep, work and happy.
Satisfaction guaranteed or money
back. % cts. and 90 cts. Write to
w. II. HOOKER q Co., Buffalo, N.
Y, for tree sample. BORT Co. !.
Druggists.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1903-10-29
INDIGE S TION

is the cause of more discomfort than
any other ailment. If you eat the
things that you want, and that are
good for you, you are distressed.
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets will make
your digestion perfect and prevent
Dyspepsia and its attendant dis
agreeable symptoms. You can sa-
fely eatanytting, at any time, if
you take one of these Tablets after.
ward. Sold by all druggists under
q positive guarantee. 20 cts. Mo-
ney refunded II you are not salts fed.
Send to us for free sample. w. H.
HOOKER 4 Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
BORT 4 Co., Druggists.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1903-10-29

Ttvou are troubled with impure
blood. indicated by sores, pimpies,
headache, etc., we would recon-
mend Acker's Blood Elixir. which
we sell under positive guarantee.
1t will always cure Scrofulous or
Syphilitic poisions and all blood
diseases. 80 cts. and Sl.00. BORT
& CO., Druggists.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
Slight.

First Rooster -
You're wife does
not seem in good
spirits lately.
Second Rooster
No. They put G
porcelain egg in
our nest the other
day, and she's
been brooding oyer
-
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
Too Well Ordered


Green-They tell
me you have got
a wonder for a
wife. You have a
we'll ordered home.
they say.
Gray Oh, yes.
Clara is forever
orderingsomebody
around. When it
isn't the girl or
the dog it's your
humble servant.
Oh, yes, our home
is well ordered,
and no mistake.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
going twenty
10 thnk?"
IMPORTANT.

Doctor Stickem," said the physi-
clans assistant, have you decided
whether or not Mr.. Payers has appen-
dicitis? You know you said you We're
going to read up on his CASE
"Ah, yes. I must do SO at once.
Hand me that copy of Bradstreet's.''
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
Recognized 1t.

Rural Baker -
Don't tell me how
cake should be
made, mister. i
made cake before
you was born.
Casual Custom
er tgulping down
a nlorsel with diff
ficultyl-Yes; this
must be a piece of
that cake.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
A Life Saver.

Puffy-Just saw
ed o. mans life.
Guffy-How was
that?
Puffy-Met a fell
low on the street.
Said he'd blow my
brains out if 1
didn't give MIN
my watch. Gave
him the watch.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
THE WOLF.

Blt The brave %tnian insistea that
she could Keep the wolf fro,n The data,
Y will do 10y own co9lsins,' sne ex
cleimed radiantlH
Her husband %as toe f,in ai a.:lAtip
10 speaf, but il TaS Ejth '}epe 10 st
called 'hat namy had heel KIP, ANA.
from their door by her cooking.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
A cLlNesIoNE.

He-As our engagement is cancelled
of course you win return that diamond
ring?
She-Mr. Styles. you said was a
peach the day when you gave me this
ring. Well if I am am peach of the
clingstone variety. Therefore I'll keep
the diamond.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
a free Choice.

s'nshrr-I It'd y.oI.
give E.l:el tna
choice OF these
two peaches. as ;,
told yon to, Ear
~?
Harry-Yes, ma.
l told her shr
could have the
snaallea, peach o..
none, an so She
choosed the small
est.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
n ~ % q
Wear and Tear.

1.-THE essential
difference between
man and woman"
said the cheerful
idiot, lis one of
wears and tear: s
"Eh p said the
new boarder.
Yes, sir. Man
spends his money
foolishly on a tear
and woman on
wear"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
A Reflection.

Student Last
year ] had six
new suits made
for me.
Friend-I didn't
suppose there We're
so many tailors
in town.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01

{ .Gertie-Uncle Charles, what should
you call Mr.. Crossbar--a trombone
player or a trombonist?
Uncle Charles-Neither. If called
him anything should say he was a
COMPOUNDED nuisance.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-01
His Face Was Fa.
nniIiar.

Judge-Youha have
been behind the
bars several times.
/ know your face.
Prisoner Ga bar
keeper)-Yes, your
honor. l have
served you in ev-
cry saloon I ever
worked in.