Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1903-02-12
ALBION VIEW.
Special to the News.

Special to the News.
Cold Wave.has paid us another visit
and he was not welcome
Two of our young men called on the
same young lady Sunday afternoon at
the same hour.
Thill Nixon says he feels like a mil
.lioHaire-its girl.
John Miles says he thought he would
file bill for divorce. Said he didn't
need one himself but his wife did.
A certain man and a grocer OF thlS
place, disagreed in their account, ana
before be would trade with him be
walked distance Of 81 miles through
the rain to get SC worth of tobacco
4. w. Woudhead has been on the SICK
list but is better now.
We want to inform the News readers
that the Owl of Hicks Chapel was mis-
taken about L. +. Underwood and Hen
ry Witt passing with a load of maui
handles. 1t was Leander Smith and
Geo. Ridge with load of turning pillow.
We are sorry to say that the Owl would
MT make good farmer as he couldn
tell the difference between load OF
turning pillow handles and one OF maui
handles. We would like for his friends
II he has any, to teach him the dlher-
ence between those handles.
John Adams, young lawyer OF talr-
mount, was here Saturday.
Ask Henry Witt how he enjoyed last
Thursday night.
Mr.. Adams, at The Cliffs, is making
some Improvements consisting Of TWO
hen houses and goat house
j. M. Lusk is expecting to get mar
ried soon.
Taylor Guess has accepted a position
at the Cliffs Hotel as first cook.
Jack Houts of this place lost fine
mule one night last week. Cause un-
known.
John Levi, Jr, and Miss Mary Mike
were out riding Sunday.
Wolfe johnson, T. NJ. and r. A. Kell
is still hauling cross ties yet.
We saw Henry Morgan and Laurence
Miles pass Sunday with crank organ
and monkey.
Joseph Woodhead and Misses Jessie
and Susie Woodhead went to Fairmoun
Sunday.
A. W. vandergriff went to town Sat
urday.
Addie Miles had a smile on Sunday
as long as rail.
j. II. Lusk is studying law.
We are glad to see Dock Miles able tC
go hunting again.
Attorney w. II. Simons went to towT
Friday on business
Mr.. Shannon is anticipating buying
pair of mules soon.
j. M. Lusk still wears the part Of hi
overall that is left
John Miles has voice like a Dutcl
whippoorwill
e. A. Smith, a well-known young mai
of this place, is only 4 it, inch. high
and weighs 235 lbs. and measures D
inches around the waist, Good Luck.
Killing cats is the order of the day.
j. Houts has fine mule for sale,
John Lewis has quit digging coal anC
has gone to counting the girls.
Miss Minnie Holmstrand, of Chatta
nooga, will visit friends here.
/ will give a short description of my
self. l weigh 200 lbs, am it, 9 inch
es high. Was born at this place in IA
am blind in one eye and can't see goo
out of the other; my wife can't see goo
either, so my clothes are ragged an
dirty, but she saws Santa Claus vii
bring me a suit next year.
Ye writer is very sorry Cold Wave
sick. Wake up, / want some OF you
big turnip seed.
A fine merchant from Chattanoog
pulled a wheel up the ridge Sunda
through mud knee deep to see two Lac
les. When he arrived at the gate on
of the ladies went out the back and tn
other. one had to stand the storm, an
the one that disappeared on returnin
thought that he had gone, but he wa
still by the fire and greeted her with
hearty good evening, and went on h
way rejoicing
Miss Ada Levi was all smiles Sunda
Rev. Morgan preached Sunday nigl
at the Sideland church. Quite. crow
attended.
Henry Morgan has got hair cut and
shave at last,
E. p. Underwood has let his sid
burners grow out and his wife thinl
they are o. X.
We writer heard Addie Miles siugiI
81 can't get letter from down Il
road"
Something was after my chickens la
night. You had better look out, o
Owl, or l will shoot the feathers out
your tail. Hammertaii.