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The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20
How the Keep
Twins Celebrated
A Suggestion from Washington.
Nv ANNIE HAMILTON DoNNnLL.

o." Hannibal said. slowly,
that's old. We've done
that every year. It's got
TO be something new"
Huh, easy noughto say
sol" shifted Luther Bee.
Just say that. will you?'
Yes, | will, Luther Ben
Feep, if you'll give me
time to-"
The Keep twins were
out in the woodshed fill
inc the chin has ket for
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Extortionate.-Mrs. Dumley-"I dOns
see why you call him liberal writer" Ms.
Wise-"Why not2' Mrs DumIey-"Why
he charges two dollars for his last book, and
its only got about 80 pages in it. '-PailadeE
pnIa Record.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

How an aDSceSS in the En-!
plan Tubes of Mrs. HolI:a
was removed without a s,r.!.,
operation. ~
81 had an abscess in mvs..
the fallopian tube (the faIa
tube is a connection of the OWN
l suffered untold misery and
so weak l could scarcely pet a,an w
The sharp burning pains low dun
in my side We're terrible. NV n Jusa
clan said there was no helm fp m9 ~
unless l would go to the b ~, as
and be operated on. | tbN oppasSl
before that l would try Lydis y
Pinkham's Vegetable Comnon,a,
which, fortunately, l did, and 4 S''
made me a stout, healthy wom us
My advice to all women who sns..
with any kind of female troubIs ; !.
to commence taking lydia ? ,
Pinkham's Vegetable ComDoun !.
at once" Mrs. IRA S. HoLLISssvrss
Stilvideo, Ohio.-s5ooo forfeit n o,i,,,. !,
above letter proping genuineness canno, b. n,ss..
1t would seem by this stats
ment that women womb SOW.
time and much sickness If fSs' '
would get Lydia L. Pinkham'
Vegetable Compound at ono
and also write to Mrs. Pinkhss
at Lynn, Mass, for special N.
vice. 1t is free and always helm
No other person can give snrI
helpful advice as Mrs. Pinkhan
to women who are sick.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

But YOU really are getting seedy," per-
sisted Mrs Naggit. Just look at your
hair. How long is it since you've had it
cut" Il don't know he snapped 4
haven't measured Philadelphia Press.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

He-"You are the first woman | ever
loved" She-''Well, l don't know about
that; but I'm certain I'm the first woman
you ever told that you loved her. | could
see that by the awkward way you do it,
Boston Transcript.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

A lot of trouble is stirred up by people
who insist on saying things when they have
nothing TO say.-Chieago Daily News.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

A life without principles and principles
without lie are two evils to be avoided
United Presbyterian.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

What is il that makes men great, papa!"
persistent advertising, my con. -Cleve-
hnd Plain Dealer.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

The gain OF lying is, not to be trusted
of any, nor TO be believed when We speak
the truth.-Sir Walter Raleigh.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Next to knowing when to grasp an op
portunty the most important thing is to
know when to let 60 OF it.-Chicago Daily
News
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

They Knew. - Bob-"There were two
women who hated each other Bill
And, so, when they met they kissed each
other and they said, my dear, what a sweet
hat you are wearing?" b-"Exactly -
Detroit Free Press
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Riches may not bring happiness" said
Uncle Eben, but dey shorely keeps away
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Judy-"Will We give me yer promise, Den.
mis-. that you'll love me roriver;' Dennis
Sure, an Dim hardly OF the opinion tnat
OH lasht as long as that. Richmond Dis
patch
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken d
as cough cure. w. 0Brien. 800 Third
Ave, N, Minneapolis, MINI, Jan, 6, 1900
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

His Judgment.-'I've been told said
the amateur, that IN good actor. What
do you think of that Il think there are
some awful liars IL this world. Chicago
Post
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Fear of working overtime has kept many
a man from increasing his leisure hours
Puck
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Fear is nursed in the lap Of Imagination.
United Presbyterian.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Ii you want creamery prices do as the
Geameries do, use June Tint Butter Color.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Mrs. Henpecque-M Married men live long.
er than single men
Henpeeque-Yes; and it serves them
rIght.-Detroit Free Press.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

A mans own good breeding is the best
security against other peoples ill.manners.
Chesterfield.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

The Public Awards the Palm to Halei
Honey OF Horehound and Tar TOR coughs.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minu.s
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Jealousy is the drop of bitter that mr..
vents the wine OF love from cloyipr 4.
palate Town Topics. wv
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Remorse asks no sweeter morsel than a
misplaced snub-Indianapolis News.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

No hand can make the clock strike the
hours that are past.-Byron.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Paint does not make \ painter.-Rant
HON.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20
To Cure n Cold in One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Al
druggists refund money! it fails to cure CSC
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

The sure way to miss success is to miss
opportunity-P Charles.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

An extreme rigor is sure to arm every
thing against it.-Burke.
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

The greatest offense against virtue is to
speak III OF it-Hazltt
The Forrest City times., 1903-02-20

Faith overcomes many failures.-Ram's
Horn.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
~ Found 1t So"

Mccormick, ILL.,, Sept. 2S.-Miss
Ethel Bradshaw of this place has writ
ten a letter. which is remarkable for
the character of the statements it con-
tains. As her letter will be read with
interest. and probably with profit by
many women. it has been thought adj
visable to publish it in part. Among
other things Miss Bradshaw says:
Il had Kidney Trouble with the va
rious unpleasant symptoms which al
ways come with that disease, and l
have found a cure. | would strongly
advise all who may be suffering with
any form of Kidney Complaint to use
Dodd's Kidney Pills. a remedy which
have found to be entirely satisfac-
tory.
This remedy is within the reach of
all and is all that it is recommended
to be. l found it so, and l therefore
feel it my duty to tell others about it,"
DR.. Dunaway of Benton. ILL.,. uses
Dodd's Kidney Pills in his regular
practice. and says they are the best
medicine for Kidney Troubles. He
claims they will cure Diabetes in the
last stages.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
TENNIS THE UNIVERSAL GAME

Certainly of them all tennis is the
most universal; small boys, girls, wom-
en-, men of three generations play 1t,
and the crack has not very much more
enjoyment out of it than the duffer.
So long as a player feels within him
possibilities of growth he enjoys the
game; and even when these fail, even
when he realizes that he is slipping
backward, he clings on, light-heartedly
contesting every inch of the decline
with some of his contemporaries. "If
| cannot keep pace with the advancing
battalion, | shall not head those who
are in retreat" cries our optimist; and
so-because tennis players are gener-
ally optimists-you will see on any
warm summer day veterans urging
their old limbs upon the grassy courts
crouching in their play with racket
held stifily, trotting with little, timo-
rous steps, poking at the ball with the
gesture of uncertain vision: and you
watch them awhile and think perhaps
in the pride of your youth, There
, can't be much fun in that" And then,
while you are looking on, they begin
to wrangle about some point; they are
suspicious as to whether or not that
| ball actually did strike the line; and
such verbal vitality as those four old
! men will then display. congregating
at the net, wagging their heads, and
| finally examining the ball itself for
traces of whitewash! You do not
! doubt it any longer that their tennis
is something of extreme moment to
/ them; and you wonder if with your
; own occasional slipshod in difference
to your rights on doubtful points you
do not show an unworthy slight regard
for the noble game.-Arthur Stanwood
Pier in Atlantic.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
TWO SORTS OF FILlPINOS.

The Filipinos appear to be divided
sharply into two classes, which, after
all, are really one. One class processes
loyalty. Some of this, class are really
as loyal as they can be; others are
huenos hombres during the day, only
to foster rebellion at night. The other
class is in open defiance of all our
conceptions of law and order OF the
two classes, the latter is by far less
dangerous. In the past year there
have been perhaps an hundred convic-
lions of individuals to death or life
Imprisonment for open rebellion; a
few days ago one Judge passed SEN
fences of death and various terms of
duress, from life Imprisonment down
to year or so, on twenty Of the out
laws But of those receiving the
heavier punishments, several were of
the outwardly loyal class, men who
fomented insurrection and ladrOnism
Arthur Stanley Riggs in Atlantic,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
MEDICAL ADVICE FREE,
AS TO THE NECK.

Some leave the neck perfectly bare.
strand of pears if possible) is ef.
fective.
A band OF thin lace applique may
take the place of the stock.
Stock foundations of mousseline on
boned frame are to be purchased for
Is cents.
Though ribbon stocks are still worn
lace and other transparencies are pre-,
ferred
Great care must be taken not to get
the stockless bodices too low, else they
are unsuited to ordinary wear.
More or less tiny stole effects are a
feature of much dainty neckwear.
In choux chiffon is seen almost as
much as the erstwhile ubiquitous tulle
It is supposed to wear bit better.
AS for color, white choux predomi
nate, and after white comes black
Pale blue and the light colors are in
some demand, though black and white
serves with most colors for general
wear.
For a linen dress, point de Venise
applique. in which linen insets the
color of the dress figure, is used to
great advantage for the work.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
NOW HE is A WISER DOG.

There was dog, knew him well,
A live dog was he;
His tail was brown, his body black.
AS black as black could be.
He saw cat, a pink-eyed cat,
A cat with sharp toenails,
And grayish back, and spotted legs,
And whitest of white tails.
He gave a bark, nimble jump,
And, like streak of blue,
Shot through the air, as at that cat
The wrathful doggie flew.
The cat it spat, its back went up,
Shrill rang its piercing walls;
The fur it flew, the dog he howled,
And deep the sharp toenails
Ploughed through the hide and tore tbs
nose,
And scratched that CANNES eye,
Till with howl, the dog turned round
And back again did fly.
And now he is a wiser dog,
And cats he does eschew;
He'll never try again, think,
A pussycat to chew.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
How's This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot he cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. j. CHENEY & CO.. Props Toledo, o.
We the undersigned have known f. j. Cheney
for the last 10 years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business tran actions and tinan-
clally able to carry out any obligation made by
their firm.
WEST & TRUAX. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
WALDING. kINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists. Toledo O.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all
ID. IggSts. Testimonials free
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
STRAIGHT TO THE SPOT

Aching backs are eased. Hip, back,
and loin pains overcome. Swelling of
the limbs, rheumatism, and dropsy signs
Fanish.
They correct urine with brick-dust
sediment, high colored, excessive, pain
in passing, dribbling, frequency. Doan's
Kidney Pills dissolve and remove calculi
and gravel Relieve heart palpita-
ton, sleeplessness, headache. nervous
ness.
TELL City, Ind received the free
trial of Doan's Kidney Pills. They are
splendid. had an awful pain in my
back /; on taking the pills the pain left
me right away and l feel like a new
man. Stephen Schaefer.
Mrs ADDIE ANDREWS, r. F. D. No. 1.
BRoDHEAD, Wis, writes: l received
the free trial of Doan's Kidney Pills with
much benefit. My little nephew was
suffering terribly with kidney trouble
from scarlet fever. Two doctors failed
to help him and he finally went into
spasms. His father gave him Doan's
Kidney Pills and from the second dose
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
GERMAN MODELS.
Beautiful Women Engage in Peculiar
Calling.

Beautiful Women Engage in Peculiar
Calling.
Germany has many models of many
kinds; few are supreme.
The Psyches, Muses., Dianas, and
other fancifully clad sylphs who dance
on the lyric stage are frankly the in
spiration of the fatherlands artist in
| imagining his pictorial creations.
The Berlin models, the gems of Ger
lance in executing them But even
lance in executing them. But even
perfect to his delicately fastidious eye
~ y y
The head of one, the arm of another,
the waist line of a third, and the foot
of fourth combine to build the live
ly symmetry of the painters beauty.
The charming disarray of the head
in figure 5 serves to picture the car
nival type of the French young girl
The round, buxom figure of the
yelled, dark beauty of No. 2 sets forth
the build of a dancer of the type of
Loie Fuller.
AS gentle and sweet as the person
ification of springtime, in nature as in
love, glances the blond head of figure
8.
The lass in carelessly falling shawl
and wanton hood is one of the most
famous of German models, and always
in demand for a vivacious role on can
vas.
The harmless damsel in pajamas be-
longs to the vast class OF models who
dedicate their necks, arms, and heads
to art.
The charmingly irregular cast of
features reflected in the mirror be-
longs to the merry Bacchante in
sleeping robe This model is a maiden
of Munich and has graced countless
pictures in one way or another. Her
figure has frequently been used sep
arately from the head, as in the Mary
Magdalen.
It is recent fad of German artists
to supplement the usual accessories
of studio with cinematograph The
scheme is of particular value for the
| portrait painter. His subject does
not wish to pose for him through long,
weary hours. He accordingly takes
moving pictures of the person in
many ard varied attitudes. The COM
posite affords sound basis for faith
| full reproductions.
Again he uses the cinematograph for
| Fastening tardy inspiratiOns. for
uuickening sluggish and unsatisfying
ideas. He has a cinematograph of
some ballet girl in the dance or a belle
at a bill. In his muse seeking mo-
ments he turns thereto. He catches
life, movemet, grace, personality. 1t is
real
A few hours with the model to put
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

the pain was less. lie began to gain
and is to-day well boy, his life saved by
Doan's Kidney Pills.
RIDDLES Mills, KY received the
free trial of pills They did me great
good. had bladder trouble, compelling
me to get up often during night. Now
| sleep well no pain in neck of bladder;
pain in back is gone, also headache
JNO. i. HILL.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

His Wife-Charlie, | do think you
ought to give me more of your time.
Her Husband-Give you more! Why,
you take so much of my time that 1
couldn't be a second in a duel-Harr
erS Bazaar
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

They equal those
that have been cost
ing you from $500
TO $500. The i'm
mense sale of w. l..
Douglas shoes proves
their superiority over
all other makes.
Sold by retail shoe
dealers everywhere.
Look for IA ne and
price on bottom.
That Douglas nses Cor
ona Colt proves there is
yalae in lion ylas shoes.
Corona is the highest
grade Pat.IIeather made.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

You'll become used to the motion
of the yacht soon, dearest" said the
young husband, soothingly. Its your
home, you know, for the next month"
Then what ails me, l suppose" re-
piled the wan bride, trying to smile,
lis inconsistencies" The New Yorker
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
A Serial Joke,

Dinwit-Say, our backbones arr
little series stories, aren't they %
Thinwit-Prove it.
Dinwit-Continued in our necks.-
Harvard Lampoon.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

1t is the word among German
artists of the hour that the simpler
the picture the harder it is for the pub
lie to understand It; the harder and
more obscure its meaning, the easier
for the public mind to grasp it.
Some occult idea is fastened upon
the painting and interpreted and
translated according to the sweet will
of the uneducated populace. Popu-
lar taste chooses the deep, strange,
and mysterious and passes by the
simple picture whose meanings are
plainly written upon its face as hard
to understand, unintelligible.
Hence a profusion of Psyches and
Loves, of the Love Kiss" Love
! Dream" Psyche with Love-" Psyche
at the Brook" '.Psyches and Loves,
big and little, in oil, in water color.
They are the peoples pet. Hence the
. perfection figure, hence the vivisection
of the model, making the final paint
ing an ideal composition of many i'm
perfect, charming realities.
~ ~ ~
| Out of Friesland of late have come
successful model types. One in par
ticular is famed for her character
heads She does not have regularity
of feature, but the qualities that make
what artists love and call IAN artistic
face" With this is made character in
the instance of the young Frieslander
/ Hence her vogue.
Originality of subject or treatment
or both, is much helped by the clever
model and the cinematograph. A
dashing perch, a saucy or dreamy turn
of the head or arm, and she has kindled
the flames of genius for her artist
spectator
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

81 wish l had broken the news more
gently, sighed the editor, as the Office
boy pied the first page by dropping the
form down a fight of stairs.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

Miss Gossip-Does little Reginald
talk yet? Mrs. Knowser-Not much
You needn't be afraid of his repeating
anything you ay.-Philadelphia Bur
letin
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

Il have noticed" says the Alfalfa
Sage, that the Lost column on the
want ad. page is always considerably
longer than the Found column"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
Conscience Fund.

Anonymous remittances amounting
to s35,S60 were sent to the conscience
fund of the United States during the
fiscal year.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

have discovered that the depression of
hot weather and the rigors they have
been in the habit of attributing to
malaria, quickly disappear when they
use Peruna. This is why Peruna is so
popular with them. Peruna provides
clean mucous membranes, and the clean
mucous membranes do the rest.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable I'D
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus. O.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

/ cannot praise PisC's Cure enough for
the wonders it has worked in curing me -
r Ii. Seidc, 2206 Olive street, ST. Louis,
Mo, April Is, 1901
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
| OSEPHINE MORRIS, 23o Carol


Il St, Brooklyn, \. v, writes:
u "Peruna is fine medicine to take any
,lme of the year, but | have found ii es-
pecially helpful to withSt and the wear
and tear of the hot weather. | have
taken it now for two summers and feel
that it has kept my system free from
malaria, and also kept me from having
that WORKOUT. dragged-out look which
so many women have.
Il therefore have no hesitancy in say
ing that | think it is the finest tonic in
the world. Josephine Morris.
Peruna is frequently used as a mitiga-
ton of the effects of hot weather. What
Il bath is to Shc skin. Peruna is to the
mucous membranes. Bathing keeps the
skin healthy. reruna makes the mu-
couS membranes clean and healthy.
With the skin and mucous membranes
in good working order, hot weather can
be withstood with very little suffering.
Frequent bathing with an occasional
use of Peruna is sure TO mitigate the
horrors of hot weather. Many ladies
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

Mrs. Winsiow's SOOTHING SyRup for children
teething softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. % cents a
bottle.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

ETC Permanently Cured. No fits nervousness after
III y first days Of DR.. Klines Nerve Re-
storer. Send for FREE 80 90 trial bottle treatse
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

A bottle OF Brudcrs ''BotanicaP' Zemtah
Ba am is better than doctor in the house
See ad this issue.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

the flesh before him and he is fur.
nished with his masterpiece, and all
for the few pennies that buy cinema
tograph.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

Don't work when you are not in a
condition to do so.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR
makes top of the market butter.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01

Our 81 Gt Edge Line ~qa1ot be eguGifed at anu price
Shoes by mail. % cents extra. illustrated
Catalog free. W. L. DOUGLAS, BrOekton. Mass,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
w. l.. DOUGLAS
$50 So SHOES S Ss69.

You can save from 50 to 30 yearly BY
wearing w. 1. Douglas S.. so or So shoes.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-10-01
WORN OUT, DRAGGED OUT,


Mrs. Tressie Nelson, 422 Broad ST.,
Nashville, Tenn, writes:
GAS Peruna has done me a world
of good, ffeef In duty bound 10 tell
of IL, in hopes that IL may meet the
eye of some woman who has suf-
fered as have.
"For five years I really did not
know what a perfectly well day
was, and if did nor have headache,
1 had 67ckache or a pain some
where and really life was nor worth
the effort I made 10 keep going.
"a good friend advised me to use
Peru.7a and was glad ~ try any
thing, and am very pleased TO say
that six bottles made a new woman
of me and have no more pains and
life looks bright again. "---Mrs.
TreSsie Nelson.