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Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-28
The Greatest of These.

Papa, what is Charity
Charity, my son, is giving away
what you don't want
What is Scientific Charity?"
Scientific Charity is giving away
what you don't want to someone who
does not want it,
What is Organized Charity?'
"Organized Charity, my son. is CIV
ing away something that you don't
want to some Society which will give
it away to some one who does not
want it."
Then what is Love, Papa"
Love? oh, Love is only giving
something that you want to some one
who wants it-but that will pauperize
the poor. Life.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-28
A Gentle Hint.

A Missouri country editor refus.
es to publish obituary notices of
people who, while living, ia lied 10
subscribe to his paper. and gives
this pointed reasons: People who
do not take their home paper are
dead anyhow, and their mere pass.
Ing Is of no news value.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-28

Insurance cannot prevent
fire, but 1t can and does pre-
vent the ruin and suffering
that would ensue without 1t.
1t lets you down easy sus.
tains you until you get anoth-
er foothold.
I represent a score of the
oldest and best fire insurance
companies In the land, and
am giving very low rates Just
now. The probability IS that
they will not be so much lon
ger. Better take out suhci-
ent insurance without delay.
AS every Company now
charges exactly the same rates
why not have your property
insured with a company that
Is we'll known In this City and
one you know has and will
pay all Its losses promptly!
Here Is my list and everybody
knows that there are no better
companies on earth.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-08-28
Baltimore 6 Ohio R. R.
Ohio River Division.

Ohio River Division.
Time Table In effect May II, 1903.
RAsI BOUND.
7.O6 A: n. Accommodation
Daily except For wheeling and intermediate
sunday. points.
Si54 A. n. Pittsburg Express
Daily. For New Martinsville, Moanus.
Vile, wheeling Pittsburg, Frank.
lin, oil City Tltusville and Inter.
mediate points. Runs solid 10
Pittsburg, daily except Sunday.
.. . Daily to wheeling.
1855 P. n. Accommodates
Daily except For New Martinsville ana Inter.
Sunday mediste points.
I:57P n. New York Express
Daily. For New Martinsville Mounds.
Vile, wheeling, Pittsburs, Buna.
10, Washington, Baltimore Phila.
deiphia, New York and oil points
North and Fast. Runs solid %
PittSburE. Parlor car.
l.68 P. H. Accommodation
Daily. For wheeling and intermediate
points.
6:I5 N, Ohio valley Rxpress
Daily except For New Martinsville, Mounds.
sunday. Willie, Benwood, Wheeling, Pitts
burg, Buffalo, Baltimore, Wash.
ington, New York and all points
North and East. Runs solid 70
PittsburG. Parlor car.
WEST BOUND.
0:2lA. NJ. Accommodation
Daily For Parkersturg and interms,
diate points.
HIS A. n. Ohio Valley Express
Daily except For st. Marys, Marietta, Park.
sunday. ersburg, Ravenswood, Milwood,
Pomeroy, Pt. Pleasant, Charles.
ton, 6allipoiis, Huntington, Ken.
oya, Ironton, Portsmouth, cincin.
natl and all points South and
West. Runs solid ts Cincinnati.
PaTlor car,
I:57 P. II. Kenova Express
Daily For st. Mays Marietta, PARK.
ersburg, Ravenswood Miiwood,
Pomeroy, Pt. Pleasant, Charles.
ton, Gallipolis, Huntington, Ken.
ova and principal lintermediats
points Parlor car.
3:l4 p, II. Accommodation
Daily except For Parkersburg, Spencer and
Sunday. intermediate points.
6;4l P. II. Accommodation
Daily. For Parkersburg and intermG
diate points.
8:25 p. n. Express
Daily except For Friendly, 81. Mays, wavsr,
Sunday. ", Marietta and Parkersbura
d. B. MARTIN,
Man'g'r Passenger Traffic.
c. W. ALLEN, 7. PA.
Pa'kersburg, VIVA.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-02-15

tainment is under the auspices of the
Ladies Society for Social and Benev-
client work of the church, and the pro-
ceeds will be used for benevolent pur-
poses.
The following ladies are on the gen
eral committee, to be assisted by many
others: Mrs. B. F. Dillingham;. chair
man; Mrs. c. B. Damon, Mrs. Andrew
Brown, Mrs. Charles H. Anterior, Mrs.
E. W. Petersen, Mrs. Ralph Geer, Mrs.
w. w Bristol. Mrs. j. H. Drew. Mrs.
]. T. Mcdonald. Suggestions for char
acters and costumes may be received
from Mrs Dillingham;, Punahou street;
Mrs. w. w. Bristol of Kamehameha
Schools, or. Mrs. J. H. Drew, 1854 King
street.
Mrs. Annis Montague Turner wishes
personally and publicly TO extend her
heartiest thanks to the principals, to
the ladies and gentlemen of the chorus,
to the orchestra and its leader, TO the
gentlemen in charge of the Opera
House, to the stage hands and to the
press for their kind and generous as
sistance in the production OF Mari
tana," which was such success.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-02-15
EX.MRS. DOLE
HITS BACK AT E. p.
Says She Has No Use for
Her Ex-husband's
Carcass.

The San Francisco Examiner of Feb
ruary 8 has the following:
what use could l have for his car
cass when had no use for him living?''
| Thus spoke Mrs. Edmund P. Dole,
divorced wife of the former Attorney
General of the Territory of Hawaii,
upon reaching here from Honolulu yes
terday on the steamer China, learning
for the first time that she was divorc-
| ed woman. While the China was
speeding across the Pacific her husband
had obtained a divorce, and it was only
upon her arrival here that Mrs. Dole
was appraised of the fact.
The unhappiness of the Dole family
dates practically from their marriage a
little less than year ago. AS Eleanor
Gallagher, teacher in Cogswell Poly
| technic School, she visited Honolulu,
accompanied by her sister. There she
met Edmund P. Dole, a relative of the
Governor, and at that time Attorney
General of the Territory. Before she
| left the Islands General Dole had her
promise to wed and he came here
shortly afterward for the ceremony
They returned to Hawaii and not long
after that reports of serious disagree
ments between Dole and his wife
reached the continent. These were fol-
city.
Then Mrs Dole went back to Homo
lulu, but her husband refused to see
her. She lived for a time at the resi-
dance of Governor Dole, while prepar-
ing for the suit for maintenance which
she subsequently won. General Dole
then began suit for divorce, alleging
cruelty. 1t was expected a defense
would be made, but Mrs. Dole left the
Islands before the trial began, leaving
him free to obtain the decree.
In his complaint Dole alleged that
his wife married him for his money
and after marriage inflicted severe
mental anguish upon him by her &C
tions. He further alleged that she
threatened his life. Before the COM
mencement of the suit, Dole resigned
his position as Attorney General to en-
gage in private law practice.
Mrs. Dole stepped off the gangplank
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-02-15
LONGER LIVES.

We are told that the limit of human
life in these days is three scores years
and ten," but if perchance, this period
is extended there must be some good
and potent explanation. 1t surely can
not be caused by neglect, as humanity
after all its years of turbulent expert
ence, has condemned neglect and care
Iessness. The law calls for careful
lives; the merchant demands careful ac-
countants and employees; the church
recommends a careful department; the
doctor knows that health is a result OF
care; the nation expects us all to be
careful. Hence care is the great ele-
ment that protects and prolongs life
and property. Care means health. If
you live in a location where contami-
mated air visits your lungs you cannot
enjoy health. If your house is insanl-
tary your health is endangered. Good
plumbing promotes and protects health.
Bath, the plumber, can save you ex-
pense and annoyance. Install a
DOUGLAS PATENT CLOSETl Tele-
phone Main 81. Shop 165 King street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-02-15

OF the steamer China yesterday clad
entirely in black. Upon seeing her
friends who were on the dock to meet
her, Mrs. Dole broke down completely
and was taken from the wharf in a
carriage. When seen on the steamer
yesterday and told OF the result OF the
divorce suit, Mrs. Dole expressed link
surprise and merely said, Il expected
it."
At first she was reluctant to discuss
the case, but when told OF the accusa-
tons of her husband which had been
published, she denounced her former
husband with all the bitterness of a
woman who feels she has been
wronged.
Mr. Dole's actions in this affair. .
she said. ARE beyond my cOmprehen-
sion His statement that I threatened
his life is preposterous. It is vicious.
Pray tell me, what use could have for
his carcass when / had no use for him
living? All his statements in regard
to my purpose in marrying him are
false. The only way in which / can
account for las actions is in his ex-
IRENE love for notoriety and sensation. s.
The woman dried her tears and told
the story of her suffering.
When Mr.. Dole and found ourselves
uu6uIltu lOT edCu OlnST We separated
He then made accusations against
me, and in order to give him an oppor-
tunity to prove his charges l brought
suit for maintenance and won the suit.
Mr.. Dole, however, failed to prove any
of his assertions. l would have follow
ed up the case with a suit for divorce
but was prevented from doing so by a
technicality of the laws of Hawaii. The
laws require that before a person can
bring suit for divorce he or she must
have been resident of the Territory
for two years or more. / had resided
in the Islands only one year and would
have had to wait one year before in
stituting proceedings. Rather than re
main another year in Honolulu 1 pstf
mitted Mr.. Dole to secure the divgFSSz
it having been agreed that the grounds
should be cruelty and mental anguish
did not intend to make a defense, and
Immediately on accepting summons l
took the steamer for home. / left Ho-
nolulu with the regard of all the peo
pie. Several days before my departure
/ was entertained by Governor Dole;
in fact, l left the Islands with the
heartfelt 'alohas' OF the best people OF
the Territory"
Mrs. Dole will remain at the home
of her mother in this city for several
months and will later take trip
abroad.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-02-15
New
Spring
Goods
~ ~
1888

Now being opened. Styles 903
Very latest in Wash Fabrics.
Mercerized materials in solid colors,
fancy striped, plain white and white
figured.
NEW DIMITIES. Extra fine quail
ty, white ground and solid color ground,
with small figures and dots, the neat
little patterns you are looking for, at 6
yds. for 81.
Another line of Dimities, white ground
with small figures, not as fine as the
first lot, but extra good value; u yds.
for 81.
FLANNELETTES. A new line, fine
assortment of patterns, your choice at
10c yd.
WHITE PIQUES. A new line just
opened at 6 yds. for 81 and upward.
Mercerized Zephyrs, look like silk,
fast colors. lot blue, pink, green, navy
and cardinal at 25c I'd.
Extra fine pin dotted Swisses, white
ground with black dots and black ground
with white dots.
Mercerized striped Muslin, with polka
dots, entirely new.
NEW FANCY MUSLINS. a new
line of ladies' lawn dressing sacques. in
all white and white with colored borders.
New goods VIII be opened daily.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-02-15

~
The ladies of Central Union Church
are much interested in their plans for
a Martha Washington supper. to be
given on February p, the Friday
following Washington's birthday. 1t is
destined to be a delightful reminder of
Virgiania hospitality and of the early
days of the Republic Chicken stew.
corn cake, beaten biscuit, and cherry
pie will be among the delicacies of the
menu In the evening Mrs Washington
and the ladies of her cabinet will receive
their guests and will entertain them bv
a series OF living pictures of scenes
and events of the Revolutionary times.
Nellie Curtis, Lafayette, Franklin.
Patrick Henry and many others of dis
tlnction viii be there in the accustom-
ed dress Of the age in which they lived
1t is hoped that the occasion will be
enjoyed not only by those of the church
and congregation, but by all others of
the community who may be interested.
4 cordial invitation is extended to all.
II is to be held in the Sunday school
rooms, adjoining the church. the sup
per TO be served from 6 o'clock to half
past seven. Guests are asked to as
sumo character and costumes, but il is
not obligatory. Notice of the sale of
tickets will be given later. The enter
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-02-15

Mrs. Walter Hoffman gave a riding
party yesterday afternoon, the start
being made from her Beretania street
residence. through Waikiki and Kapio-
lani Park, rounding DIAMOND Head,
and returning home to an informal tea.
Those in the party were Mrs. Montague
Cooke. Jr., Miss Hartnagle, Miss Jor-
dan, Miss Maud Jordan, Miss Cation,
Miss Irmgard Schaefer. Miss Vile.
Miss Grace Carroll and Miss Swan of
Chicago
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-01-17

Estados Unidos de America S. S. El
Pres1denle de los Estados Unidos
y su nonbre don Salvador Fulla-
dosa y Mir, Juez Presidente del
Tribunal de Distrito de Humacao.
Hago saber: que don Nicolas Garcia
de Quevedo, vecino de San Juan, IA
solicitado Sc declare 4 su favor ell do
mimic de la finca rtistica siguiente:
Rdstica, con casa habitacion casa
tienda, nornbrada Beatriz, barrio del
rnismo nombre, de la Jurisdiction de
Cayey, cruzada por Ia carretera central,
compdesta de ciento ochenta tres
cuerdas de terreno de bajura en- su ma
yor parte, equivalentes a s. hectareas,
SO areas y 43 centiareas, colindantes al
Norte con Ia quebrada Gravate, al Sur
con don Manuel Nufiez, al Oeste con te-
rrenos de don Manuel Mufioz y al Este
con terrenos de don Manuel Nufiez.
Y el Tribunal ha dispuesto Sc convo-
que cuadtas personas ys como eau
santes, va como causA- hablentes va
por cua1quier otro concepto, quienes
pueda perjudicar la inscription de do
mimic solicitada, para que cesen de su
derecho dentro de sesenta dfas natura
les, contados desde Ia publicaci6n del
primer edicto.
Dado en- Humacao q 6 de Enero de
.oo3 Salvador Fulladosa. Jose Ga
briel Gonzalez. Secretario.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-01-17
Cuentos para ninos
La Horniguita..

En- cierta OCCASION una hormiguita ba-
rr1a con todo esnero la puer,a de su
casa, que era IN agrjerito pr,cticado
en- las lnmediaciones de un camino que
conducfa a aua ciudad populosa
Barriendo, barriendo, Sc encontro
una moneda pequefia que, sin duda,
era uu certino. Claramente conocio
la hormiga por el olfato que aque! cen
timito habfa >ertenecido otro indivi-
duo de su misma especie, raza Y con-
dicion aunque de distln.a tribu, porque
las hormigas exhalan de su cuerpo
unas lantc.oles olorosas que les sir
ven para dlstinguirse y reconocerse
mutuamente
Pero, ladonde podrfa nuestra hormi-
guita bascar a la duefia de! cea.imo en-
contrado?
Sin escr1pulo de concienci1, Ia hor-
nliguita crevo que podrfa guardarse ia
moneds y as1 10 hizo.
Y ComenZaron las cavi'acicnes.
lEu que empleare es;e ca ital para
que me produzca grandes uti'idades?-
Sc decia.-Cuando somos pobnas cree
mos cue todo depe d. de- trabaio ma
nual pero cuando somo, rlcos, vemos
que tambien Ia riqueza es importanre Y
que necesita una buena ,lirecciol.
Despues de largas meditaciones la
hormiguita sc d.jo:
lPondre IN taller para enriquecer-
me pronto?. No, porque me incomoda-
ra Ell ruido. -Pondre una casa de pres
tanlos para cobrar como los hombres ell
sesenta por ciento de interes? No 9ne
mi raza no es de prestamistas nj de
usureros. .-l Pondre un pueSte,ito de
graDos y de hortaizas? No porque
vendran las cigarras v los zanganos Y
me compraran al fla 10, con proposito
de no pagarTe nunaa.
En- estas cavilaciones
Pas0 Ell verano entero.
Sin saber. que ocupaciones
EmPrender con su dinero.
AL fin tomo una resolucion importan.
te ;decidio gastar ell centimo en- poma-
da olorosa, pelnarse con mucho cuidaco
y buscar IN novio, para casarse.
Nuestra hormiga, peinada perf1-
mada, Sc situ6 en- Ia puerta de su aqu-
jero,. es decir, de su vivienda y esper6
para Yer ST de os transeuntes merecfa
alfslno su election.
raso a POGO una manada de cabrss,
entire las cuales Sc destacaba IN cabrito
de ga'larda presencia.
sSabritol-le pregunto Ia hormiga:
qust1fas casarte conmlngo?
SiA le contest0 el cabrito.
~ Ide que manera me hablar4s de
noche2 8.
be-.
Jay. No, que me asustaras.
Z paso un repsii3 dc ovs jas ) carne-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-01-17
PUDDING DE ARROZ

Escaldense 200 gramos de arroz; a
los cinco minutosvse escurre y Sc pone
en- una cacerola, Sc remoja hasta el do
bic de su altura con la leche caliente y
Sc pone a cocer 4 fuego moderado.
Cuando la n asa va quedando SEGA, I,
Sc echa az1car; Sc mezcla TN trozo de
cascara de lmon, y Sc mantiene cubier-
to al calor; cuando pasen diez minutes,
Sc echa en- otra cacerola Sc incorpo-
ran tres huevos y un POGO de manteca,
Sc echa ell arroz en- TN molde engrasa-
do y Sc coioca en- el horno hasta que
tome bren co'or. Sc SEGA. entonces el
pudding, sc coloca en- una fuerte y Sc
espolvorea con azt1car fna.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-01-17

rnarido, ~ ESQ que le trafa como regalo
una cortecita de queso!
Pero mas le sorprendio encontrar
tapiada por dentro la entrada.
Sin duda-penso la hormiguita-
mi ratoncito habra tenido neeesidad de
ir a la cocina para menear la verdura
y ha cerrado Dor dentro Ia puerta de la
casa para evitar sorpresas.
Y l1amo, vo1vi6 llamrr con mas
fuerzas; pero nads ola nj nadie acudia.
Entonces Ia hormiguita pidio perrni--
so una comadre suya, que viva en-
a casa Immediate, para pasar por ell te-
jado hasta su casa; el corazon le anun-
claba una horrible desgracia.
Y exclamaba
iDonde estas mi ratoncito,
Donde estas que no te veo?
lPor que no templas mi augusta
Y no calmaS mi deseo?
Con miles trabajos la hormiguita, su-
biendo, trepando, cayendo y tropezan-
do, pudo por fin llegar hasta ell corral
de Su casa.
-Ra-oncito, ration mfo-iba dicien-
do; y no tenfa repuesta.
Lego a la cocina; oh terrible des-
gracial Ell rabo del ratoncito Sc aso-
maba por la boca de Ia ola.
-Todo 10 comprendo ahora-excla-
mo la hormiguita:- -meneo con la Gu
chara chica y Sc cayo dentro.
Y las lagrimas inundaron sus antenas.
Mucho tempo despues, todavfa la
vecindad de Ia horn ga oyo a esta ex-
clamar entire llantos y'lloros:
Mi ratoncito
Sc cayo en- la ola;
Y su hormieuita
Lo siente y llora.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-01-17
GRAN CERTAMEN PARA La ELECCCION
DE UN NOMBRE.
100000
$4,000

UN SOLAR PARA FABRICAR TASADO EN- LA SUMA
DE $780, GRATIS AL ACCIONISTA DE LA ASOCIACION
POPULAR COOPERATIVE DE CONSTRUCCIONES Y
PRESTAMOS que primero ndque Ell nombre que adopte la
una Dectva para propedad de la Association Santuce
cada accionista concede indication por
ci6n que posea.
ST usted aora accionista compre desde 1uego
remta ndcacones Secretaro de la Aso
ciacion
listed puede obtener e solar ademas ell honor de
ndica nombr de 10 ha de ugar mas encanador
para vvienda en- Puerto Rico
Cada indication debe hacerse separado de los
mpreso debe conener ell nmero de la breta el
de las accones poseen e nombre direction de la
persona que hace 10 indication
Ell certamen empeza de Diciembre termina Ell de
Enero de 1909
gun las vaya recbendo Secrearo cuando epre e pazo
del certamen unta Drectva para ecoger
cibra ell premio
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-01-17

ros, y pregunt6 a uno de estos, de riza-
da y hermoSa lana blanca
-lTe ouieres casar conmigo, carneri-
to?
Isl.
y como me hablaras de noche?
---Meee...
Jay! No, que me asustaras.
Paso una bandadA de satamontes, Y
al que iba delante de ;odos pregunt6 la
hormiga
--lCigarroncito! Iquieres casarte con-
migc?
--Sf--le respondio.
--Y como me hablaras de roche?
Ruch....-- produjo ell saltanontes
con sus alas.
--iAyi No que me asustaras.
Y paso TN grllio, que ansiosamente
buscaba donde ocultarse.
-.Grilitol-le dijo la hormiga:
-lae quieres casar conmigo? NJ
~ lde que manera me hablaras de
nocne?
81 Ri, iri', iri~
iAyl No que me asustaras.
En:ouces VIC n ration, de puntiapu-
do hocico, ie chispeautes oios negros,
dc InovedizaS orejas, de cuerdo muy
pequef,, de patiras muy lfgeras de
rabo laignfsimo; ell ratou Sc pasaaba, 8
mas bien corrfa por la carretera pro-
Xima..
-iRatoncito. esc1cha tres pslabras:
tQuieres casarte conmigoa
-Sf.
" llue me diras de nochep
II. i,
-Pues me convienes: arreglaremos
nuestros asuntos, buscaremos .n11estra
casa, lle0aremos ella nuestros bienes
celebraremos nuestlo contrato ceremo-
nal festeJaremos nuestra boda. en-
compana de nuestros parientes, amigos
y conocidos.
Y asi Sc efectuo.
La horn gay ell ration Sc prometie-
ron fidelldsdy carifo; sc casaron ' So
eStab.ecieron en- una asita one estaha
sisuada debajo de un curpulento arbo,
de la carretera.
LOS dlaS naDlan transcurrido, GUAM
40 "a hormiguita Sc le ocurrio II Al
pueblo para enterarse del preeio Al
trigo, porque ella tenia de ese cereal I'm
gran monton, tornado grano 4 prono
Escucha -dijo Ia hormiguita & 81
esPoso; -yo me voy al pueolo. v de;o
puesta IA ola con Ia verdnra en- el 70
gon; 81 hierve Ia meneas; pero no con .
"a cucnara chica, sino lon la cuchara
grande. a's
Fl rstoncito qued6 solo en- Ia casa
al cabo de asgunas horas volvi6 4
So n.'gar Ia horm'guita, y Sc extraij6
inucho De no halIar en- Ia puerta ( s,,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-01-17
PARA CURAR Ell RESFRIADO
EN- UN OLA

tome Las PASTILLAS LAxANTES
DE BROMO-QUININA. Ri boticario
le devolverx el dinero 81 no Sc cnra. La
TRINA Do &. W. GROVE . ha11a 60
cada cajitn.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-01-17
COcima y reposteria
SOPA DE ARROZ A LA SICILIANA

SOPA DE AKKC)L a LA SICILIANA
En- una cacerola ponganse 800 gra-
mos de arroz y 100 de manteca, sazo-
nado con sal, pimienta quebrantada y
pimenton.
A los diez minutes de estar al fuego
humedezcase con I'm litro de caldo de
estof ado.
Dejese cocer media hora.
Anadanse despues tres decilitros de
pure de tomates y I25 gramos de queso
de Parma raj ado.
Al servir Sc acompafara una salsera
con jugo de estofado.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-19

''Sir am no tramp" said Mr. Bow
ser with great dignity.
"No? Then what is it?''
"How do you pronounce the word
spelled r-e-g-i-m-e?'
Hump! Don't you monkey with me,
old man! l wasn't born yesterday"
The man passed on. and it took Mr.
Bowser ten minutes to get over his an
ger and accost second pedestrian.
He was told to forget it. The third
asked him when he got out of the lu-
natic asylum. and the fourth picked up
a club from the street and whistled for
the police. Mrs. Bowser and the cat
had been looking out of the front win
dow for a quarter Of an hour when \
boy appeared with I note for her. 1t
was from Mr.. Boweef. 1t read:-