The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-11-01
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looking at the picture a lightly lady wa
opposite. ought TO allowed here
but it is nothing the Venus that Dizzy has his
bedroom That can wei believe, replied he, with
gallant bow This OF the rare occasions on
which Disraeli is said smiled.
Glen MacDonough. who nbretso for the
comic opera. Babes in Toyland.' sitting a New
York cafe recently Victor Herbert composer
when waiter approached to take his order.
smiled at Mr. MaeDonough and said: You don't
Der do you? used sing in your companies.
4 remember you very WELL said Marlborough Are
you surprised as a WAITER" asked the
other Not Bit replied the lbrettist. cherfuly; you
know have heard you sing"
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Here is a hear-to-heart talk which country editor.
who evidently has troubles Of his recently save
his delinquent subscribers: Good Haye you
paid your subscription this year Perhaps you owe
last year, several years. Now you understand.
don't need money; have mliions-to get But it is
really an imposition TO let people carrying our
money when strong and healthy sbund-
anty able to bear the burden ourselves For this
ask anybody who has money in his posses
sion leave it the Office. by post freight
train. express. other way Just it gets
Silver and gold heavy. would be a Of
lifelong regret if anybody should bowegged carry
ing il about for u.s.
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The other evening lady. whose husband had out
evening about retire the night with
child. when her amazement. she perceived
the foot beneath her bed Instead OF calling for
sang the little sleep Two then
remained before husband He surprised
to find her waiting up. but when his wife handed him
envelope saying: You might run and post this. the
of her waiting revealed. Instead OF letter
following written the envelope: a burglar
under the bed; fetch police" The husband
turned a few minutes with policeman. and the
arrested The burglar when brought up before
the magistrate remarked that he had few
brave in his time but this must have had
like iron for she sat there for three hours He
that she knew he there until the police
pulled him out.
&c
The death of the famous Spanish toreador. Reverte.
recalls London Globe OF the most thrilling
incidents witnessed in the 1t at Bay
onne disposing of bulls. Reverte had twice
plunged his a third of strength and
ferocity the beast continued careering vii g
the spectators began Reyerte bungling Wounded
to very quick pride the Spaniard shouted The
bull is slain" and. throwing aside his sword. sank on
folded in the middle of the ring. He
was right, had allowed for the margin OF
cident The wounded beast charged fun him, but
the natador. splendid the last knelt motoness
statue spectators breath Mortified
suspense Reaching his victim the bull literally bounded
him. he sprang he sank in death with his last
giving fearful unge of the head that drove
horn into the thigh of the kneeng man, and lad eare
the knee the joint Stll Reverte never
fiinched but remained kneing. exuant in victory but
calmly contemptous of applause till he was carried away
heal him of his grevous wound.
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A man with a high hat enters a grocery. He smooth
He bets the that the high hat VIII hold
five gallons TIE knows better and the
bet is made. poured into the hat which
before the five gallons are exhausted The
man is mad he loses He quarrels with the de-
lighted grocer presently in claps
the hat the grocers head and pulls 1t down Then
he coolly cleans cut the money HES away;
grocer meanwhile wildly struggling to relieve himself
from his sticky extingusher-
the little game that has been successfully
played tradesman and with mOlas-
and with tils to tap warned to look
out for it.
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The followers Of Elijah H. particularly the faithful
Guards, believe like the prophet. that newspaper
reporters wholly inquous The ether day reporter
asked simple question Of one of the guards at Madison
Square Garden, New York, but a lynx-eyed sergeant
seeming danger up stopped the conversation
with these words to the Zionist:
Get here and don't let you talking TO
them fellows. They're crookea that they can't lie
straight in bed"
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Here is some New York Politics in Evening
One of the favorite pictures the open air Tammany
stereoptcan exhibitions shows school building
which hundreds Of pupils being turned away.
because Of room These OF the chill
dren which. according TO the Tammany platform are
denied privilege Of elementary education II is
interesting picture but has garing fault The hour
supposed 9 m. and that time. according 20
all known laws the shadow thrown by the building
should the the picture the
edge the shadow rests the sidewalk proving
beyond doubt that the is overhead. and the hour
o'clock therefore, surprising mat tho
children are going away-luncheon awaiting them az
home.
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The Atlanta Constitution presents this unique episue
received recently by a Georgia marble man
Sir. en- Mister seats Mysef takes Pen In
han ter ak you kin git Tombstone Instaiiment
Plan. I wants weigh bout two tons. enh keep
folks down, once put en-. De old CONAN lef
word she crossed de River. dat she WIZ a-cornin
back-des got her robe wings. seem
I hxin' cit married ag'in de bes thing she Kin
do ter keep peace family stay whar she at
please. sub. what tons Ct Tombstons
II cost on &c Instarnent Plan
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These times when the most isctful Of men are
taken b. unexpected retort relates Success
Such an experience befen King E6Eard Of EnglaHd n
connection vth visit u the South african contingent
OF colonial troops London termination q The
Boer war q The Cane scouts unHlistska}is
uuiatto with q magnificent record for galantry, bow
ever. The King reviewing ire ren. walking down
EXTENDED lire. and occasionally speaking q ore n
them. Opposite the coored be stopped And vho
are YOU M manz he asked solder strag htened
uu saIuted ard replied. gravely- I'm rigger. your
Efa Jesty- tzctfl ruler IN Europs Bon
pIused By unlocked 70 reply tsls managed - say
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