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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
GOMPERS TAKES
CHEERFUL VIEW

WASHINGTON. ID. C. June a.
President Gonpefs today reviewed
the building situation In an inter-
view. He says that all reports have
been exaggerated There ~ nothins
serious in the labor question and
nothing serious viii result. a good
many men are out. bat all are locsi
disputes. lie says u H. = fact that
employers associations have been or
sanlzed 10 antsEonize and crush ths
unions. and IS result every de-
fensiYs labor movement IL hefaldea
IN extFAgagent terms. Il IL a part
Of a regular campaign against or
gBulKnd labor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
BAER AGAIN
ON THE RACK

NEW YORK. junu s.~~sarvaident
Rae MAS again sin tne stand ~ ss-
dasss session u the interstats S0Va-
n~rce commission. lie said that Al
though the past Il months shows an
increase IN wages Alone % over VI
400 60 freight RATES have moi esrn
advAnccd lie declared that insnrf
Ans eated if the erAdsne railway
do~s not earn. 80 far As the eaat car
ryinx 10 c0aeernsd. even a fair rate
% interest,
B4er finally admitted en- tbs stana
that the rates per ton fof mefe ham
dsse to the Atlantic scaboafd are NV
or than on coal. Ne gave as a Fva-
snn the expense ~ Building spurs 10
the mines He also admitted that
the financial statement a. given 70
rhRr~ho.iera differed from ihas CIV
en- % the Interstate Coumeree cuin-
mixAson. "A reason fuf this ne
said that the statement given 10 tnt
latte was emily such - = required
ty iaw.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
FLOOD At
PORTLAND

PORTLAND. ore. June s.-Tht
water IL sfiiI rising IN ths william
cite and IN. governments hoekn at tho
Cascades Of the cofurnbls weir
closed thEs morning. Merchant
along the river front have been
forced ta move ard temporary NOV
able wharvez are being usrd By the
transportation eofupsni~s The up
river lowiauds are fiood~i and far
fn~r~ have been forrsd % leave theIt
BONES
'rhs Columbia = now five mile
wide alt Vancouver Many farfns
are submerged.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
0NLY A SCRATCH

With a scratch frnm the point Of
= knife on tina isft aide OF hia t-sas
.. w. Patterson last rishs attempt
ed Go make couple % pencsutsa
and the attendants al the wayaifs
hi-aiuu bsiiexe he had been Danger
ousiY stabbed
Patterson VAS seen on 0-ridentai
awenux by ratrolman Damn lie
sas hisedins frem the cut hs had -.
eeived. but refused 10 nay Nhsrs hs
had been. Hs vas cent 20 the polio.
station to sober IN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
ASK SHIN6iE Mills
TO CLOSE DOWN

The Washington ahingle Manufac-
turera' association Is preparing a let
ter 10 mill owners, showing than the
absolute necessity OF closing the
ahingia mills u the entire state. The
market ~ Rlutted. and every man
ufacfurar W said to have on hand
an excessively large stock.
Early IA the spring, In anticipation
u the present difficulty. IN effort
war made 10 close all the mills Of the
state. About one-thlrd OF the s57
mills closed. and AZ a result Of the
failure u the remainder 10 shut
down the present condition exists.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
De JAUSSERAND
CASE GOES OVER

The ease NJ the stats against Stchs
oias De JanaanTAna. charged e&fh
having shot ard seriously wounded
hts wife. Marie nr Jassser ana.
which waa 70 have been hssfd u the
supefAsi' canrs iasaas, was continued
this morning b. Judge Hscii antii
September Il
The continuance vas granted ~
rnoliosi ~ the drfcaes because Of the
ahacnee % Important Witnesses.
- taussersnd's bali va hked AZ
81 20 ard ~ siii make an attempt
20 furnish e. jusiEs Iisii Informed
him this morning that ~ az hts r..
ieaae Ne annoyed Mira he JAuzssf.
ana or visited hsF against her Nlsh~a
the court would raise hia bail 10 a
prohIhitufy figure.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

WILL ATTEND
THE WEDDING

WASHINGTON. ID. G.. June -
Prsssdsnt Roosevelt, accom- panied
by Miss Alice. his brother -if-iavv,
Soulss. Secretary Loeb and tso So
crst service men start for Cleveland
at O'Clock this afternoon 10 attend
the Hanna Mccormick weddinx
They viii travel in a special train
of two cars.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

star ~ the SEA iaAge. Ne SO.
Lady FoFfeNfern. rendered q Feesg-
tion T. Rev FATHER rfefnntain II ~,
fraurts hal. on Spring street. last
niEht The feature % the entertain =
m.nt was the debut % the wafst~n >
driii team. the firss EVER organised
TN the order Mere tran 200 we're
present
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
MERGER CASE
wow CLOSED

gr. PAUL MINI. June s.--,Iudge
Youuts this morning closed a tNo
days speech IN defense Of the
Northern Securities company.
Throughout the argument he denied
that the Securities company 10 In
eject . railroad. because IL holds
ralfrnaf afeaka
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

Contrary Go the predictions OF the
weather bureau. the water Il stth
rising and conditions are hourly be
coming maru serious Ia Vast 81
Louis The river guagc shows a
rise of an inch an hour.
TOPEKA. kaN., June In rv@=
ponse "a the mayors Proclamation
stating that there are not enouE n
Aay lahorera ohtainahie. see hunt=
ness men and clerks from Topeka
are to-day shoVellnE mud in North
Topeka,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
APPOINTED

Terrence O'Brien was appointed
administrator Of the estate OF X, ".
MoCabe, an old pioneer VINO aieo
yesterday. The Administrator boho
was fixed at 10000.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
AWARDED TO MoaAha

The Moran Bros. company has
bean awarded thu contract Tor con-
vsriiug the Boston steamship COM
Dauys giant freiEhtsr Bhawmut into
= passenger steamer for carrying
troops FOR the government between
this port and Manila.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
Dancing Classes

Professor Wilson at Rsuks uau
Monday and Friday evenings Prf-
vsts lessons daily. &c.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

Get a Straw IN season at out-of-
season prices. Special sale on Straw
Hats tbig week, ToKlas, dingsrmnn
a Co. go
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

ArnE III IA HRS M M
70 GAufpAna % eAaice furnfture sew
saa ssesna hend- iesi nessfxsa frefs az
ksNtsrn haukrtfft firtn. We have bousht
TIE sntiF= stces sRmpftst1a haasato4a
rHmtshinas ffusn the cellar ts the sar.
ssft. We have boakha u ehe24. We
eiii sel Il ch~ar Plea cot rhat yaa
~srt hefars u ta AT Erae Fsss Fr.nf
Faruitsre Co. NA $50 aseand Ave =
special nsis Ausftcsn wafehss-<Snla nIles
Aeserlcaa ~atcA. eerrastsd - y~4ft - IS
stftfsn aosrsntsss Arasr1nsn watch 4
Is~.irT On. 80 les. csp. Bslnlaf-tsrsn4.
FOR sALE-Black aud white collie
pups, 10 weeks cid. - %. - West
Mercer.
ron sALE-stsse. r.asss. csrpsts te@th.
o. chairs. tshl.s. hosse.ss.I sAs-uas~s
wsrdfobev anf ptetaFss a. half rrfes
col ae1s pfss street
WE have a few dosen shaved are
handles which we are selling for
1oc each. clifford a Dow. Ill SEN
"a street..
FOR SAf.E-A fresh young COW. l.
year-oid Jersey heifer. 2sis rasa.
dena place.
FOLpsRo uEDs.
Mattel sns upfixht. tables to order: gee
era Fspsifinx. FACTORY sias4 rtks. tohn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
SURE CURE FOR PILES

Itching Piles produce moisture and
cause itching. this form. as well as
Blind, bleeding or Protruding Piles
are cured by Or. Bo-san- kos Pile
Remedy. Stops itching and bleed
ing, Absorhe tumors. b0c Jar. at
Druggists, or sent by mail. Treatise
free. Write me about your case. Dr.
Bosanko, Philadelphia. Pa. For sale
at the Quaker Drug Co. 1918 Frat
avenue, Seattle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

Genuine Papamas on special safe
thls week. Tollas, 5ingsrinan y
p
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

FOR RENT New modern broom
cottage. can llts gath ave, near
Union street.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
For Bent

SEVEN ROOM ground Fat for sale. or rent
with lease everything fret ciaae. rom
piano 60 range. best location IN the city.
si2 Fourth avenue bargain u taken
at once.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

I AM he man rs iiiiiss In your home with
Madison. Phones. Main ITO. n 1897,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10
res ss,.--n.sl nss.s.

Fer ssss--hssI Eststs
ExJor LIFE.
OF yur s~a In |. los.nsy -ssr. yss nav.
soed sarrvaafiass ana the sssursa ss
81 nstius msset % rear Investment
ne, sI.s. .: n.i.,.s n..sA. :. =. n.s.
styfss f~ks wsshiaston. aanar~ds Of
sss..; l... .-.in h.saS: sa-s'y =
ali fer sra CAS- and sieo. ~ o as~a sad
- nsntk. Hotsss salt slse. Losstisa
= asss sol a-.ishyi hsa,uE. r-ssiss.
sssss, sss.sn s ssss.. ,si ssss
, n.,... ST ~, =. s.rlens ~. nsss -
Cellar sss Mr.. weed, sssat. ~ erse.
II RaisisT Beach. % G. X. sturtsvaat
s-nsr. aio Bsstsn nioss
FOR sALE--sss acres. owner needs
money and wants offer.
Two acres. ti.e00.
Lots from Go up. on monthly pay
menta. all close 10 car line aud
overlooking Green lake
Two cottages In North Seattle. 81. 500,
and n number Of other bargains In
Nsss:.h sesssls property.
Tel. Inl L7053.
A GENUINE SNAP.
St50-Ten acres OF fine land. faclne
on n Ne. county road. 4 mile
from school. excellent neighbor-.
easy drive 10 the city. q good buy
In every respect.
ADAMS a NICHOLS.
81 Washington Building.
CHEAP lots a, sss up. al piilrar rI,v
only ~ minutes tide On old Ranton car
s lss os ws ss,n,s . str, terms 8
warn ofics on sroands
WE can locate you on the best homestead
lands In Washington. We have sou,s
Eued FARMS FOR sale. Call or T.. ~
csssy. COS Pacific block Seattle.
FOR SALE-Niee Groom cottage
modern. on gath ave, near Madi-
son; tisoo. Address owner star.
FIVE Room eottsss on "a ave. no. at
eagrince easy terms.
TAYIoR-cooR co. as Arcade
Special Notice
THn PHOTOGRAPH aAf.fEnY al saif
Ftrnt avenue has changed hands. and IL
for this week, maklnH llna full cahipet
phut0s fUr 81. 10 a dozen also doing
copying and enierElnE 81 lowest prices
onen sundays. y. u, paames
Fer Rant--Furnlshed Rooms
0RxGi5 rAGfffS Rofftfa INK fifssft Ss-
nue; house newly furnished all modern.
prices moderate.
ROOMS cheap. 2oo1 Elliott near BROAD
For Rent
SEVEN ROOM ground nat for sale or rent
with lease everythina fret ciass rom
piano 60 range. best location In the city.
si2 Fourth avenuei bargain u taken
at once.
FOR RENT New modern broom
cottage. Call l4ts gath ave, near
Union street
CONVENIENT housekeeping rooms,
cheap. 2aii Western.
FIVE-ROOM fiat, bath, RnH. electric, 1918
tth ave. Inquire at once 1890 9TH ave.
Personals
WILL Marie ShoEreis call az Star
office and get letter addressed Go
herr
Society Notices
I AN he mani Is hiss IN your home with
my eorouna HansslL the cArpgnter, sie
Madlson. Phones. Main ITO. n 1897.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

housekeeping rooms,
cheap. 2eii Western.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

pensIsts
pR, 6. T. NELSON. sssa2s 1rsSds bids.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

'IvE-RooM fiat, bath. saa electric. 1918
an ave. INQUIRE at once 1870 an ave.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

AUCTION sale Of furniture. 3, q.
Biokerton q co. viii sell on the
premises known as the Russ house.
1881 First avenue. between Pike
and Union streets. on Thursday.
the iith. at 10 - sharp. the con.
tents. consisting OF beds. springs.
mattresses. chairs. tables. cook
stoves, etc, y. q. Bickerton q Co.
auctfoneers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

-~~~-s's~-~
WILL Marie Shogreis call az Star
office and get letter addressed tc
herr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

TIM PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY al s9i
Fifrt avenue has changed hands and 10
for this week makinH fine full cahipss
phut1s fUf ff.i0 dozen, also doing
copying and eniefEinE 81 lowest prices
Onsn Sundays n ~. pndmoa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

st50-Ten acres OF fine land. facing
on n No. county road. 4 mile
from school. excellent nsighbor.,
easy drive 10 the city. a good buy
In every respect.
ADAMS a NICHOLS.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-06-10

Fer Rent--Furnlshed Rooms
0I{kHf5 rACfffS fofff INK liz, : Se-
nus, house ncwly furnished, all modorn.
prices moderate.
PooMs. oheap. eooI Elliott. near nroaa.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

of In the paper. The paper has gone
sor one dollar, and alas! the dollar
has failed to come In. The printer
has bewitched thee for wages when
thou hadn't farthiug to thy name.
People have taken thy paper without
paying for it and cursed thee for not
getting out better sheet. Thou hast
been called a deadbeat by the railroad
conductors when thou hast shown
thy annual pass to thy envious gaze.
All of these wrongs thou has, borne
in silence. Thou shalt not enter
here" Ard as the editor turned and
walked away, Satan mutters; "Heav-
en- Is his home, and, besides, IL / let
him in here, he would have b zen dun
ming his delinquent sub 'crioers and
thus creating discord in my king
dom. Exchange.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25
Reflections of a SpinSter.

A man trusts the Bank OF England
almost as mnch as a woman does her
instinct.
There is very little hope OF boys
ever amounting to much unless he
plans to marry his school teacher.
Some men have such strong nerves
1t doeseut even shock them t. find
the cook staying over into the second
month.
You will always notice when a girl
wears and extra big hat that she tits
1t up In front SO that her face can be
got at If necessary.
When a man knows how to give
the baby bath his wife doesn't know
whether to rejoice because he is so
smart or to weep because he is So lit
tie like a mau.-New York Press.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25
CHIVINGTON, COL.

Dec. We'll, as l see nothing
from these parts l will write line,
but first want to congratulate the
editor for his eight page paper,
think 1t grand improvement as my
wife and can both read at once or the
same time, while as before Il was a
quarrel and sometimes a fight over
the paper, each wanting 1t first.
lost a drink OF cider on old Ken
lucky this time, but paid up like a
man and think l will suck no more
eggs. OF course they didn't win
fairly, we all know that. Well. am
sorry to say that Kentucky is 10, Sir g
her good name in the West.
We'll. we have had nice winter so
far, no snow or wind. but nice and
pleasant and stock Of all kind is look
ing we'll.
appreciate our Whitesville friends
letter, he, she or it is a hummer, bat
our friend from Magan appears to
have passed into the sweet beyond.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25
ROUGH RIVER
TELEPHONE
COMPANY
ttNCoRPoRATEDD

Talk being cheap and necessary,
you should patroniZe home folks,
where you can buy your own phones
and build your own lines and be IN
talking distance with the whole coun.
ty and business points generally by
only paying a reasonable rent TO the
Rough River Telephone Company OF
they will be at the whole expense II
you say so. We connect with all In
dependent Companies For paTticu-
lars, call on S T. Stevens. Manager,
Hartford, Ky.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

met to attend the funeral and burial
Among the number was an old Hard
Shell Baptist preacher, who Yves call.
ed on to make a few remarks. This
was what he said:
"Well, friends, this onery cuss is
dead and we have met to bury him.
He kept horses and he run 'em; he
kept keards and he played 'em; he
kept cocks and he fit 'em; and # the
devil is as glad to get him as we are
to bury him, the devil Is happy.
Amen ---Ex
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

Next summer, IL Is reported, will
witness the completion OF the Sim
plon tunnel through the Alps, aud 1t
is plsned to have trains running by
tue end OF 1904 OF the twelve and
one-hsl miles of tunnel six and one
half miles have excavated from the
Swiss side ard four and oue-half from
the Italian side, leaving only one and
one half miles IL be cut
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

To accommodate those who are par
tial to the use of atomizer in applying
liquid to the nasal passage for Ca
tarrhal trouble, the PROJECTORS pre-
pare Ely's Liquid Cream Balm.
Price including the spraying tube is
rs cents Druggists OF by mail
The liquid embodies the medicinal
properties OF solid preparation
Cream Balm is quickly absorbed by
the membrane and does not dry up
the secretions but changes them to a
healthy character. Ely Brothers.
SO Warren St. y Y.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

Don't forget the old man
with the fish on his back. .
For nearly thirty years he
has been travelling around the
world, and is still travelling,
bringing health and comfort
wherever he goes.
To the consumptive he
brings the strength and flesh
he so much needs.
To all weak and sickly
children he gives rich and
strengthening food.
To thin and pale persons
he gives new firm flesh and
rich red blood.
Children who first saw the
old man with the fish are now
grown up and have children
of their own.
He stands for SCOTS Emul-
sion of pure cod liver ola
delightful food and a natural
tonic for children, for old folks
and for all who need flesh and
strength.
SCOTT g. BOVINE. Chemists.
Pearl Street, New York.
6oc. and $l.OOi all druggists.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

We would be wise If we so adjusted
our relations with Others that all our
days we should be under the sway OF
the good, the worthy. the pure-heart-
ed, the heavenly. Then, as their
friends, we should seek ever to bring
into the lives of others only the high
est, the most uplifting and inspiring,
the most wholesome and enriching
influence.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

is on your side. Keep up courage
and continue to battle for the right
and when the smoke of next Noven
ber's battle clears away the angels
will rejoice with you In the greatest
victory of the age. will write to you
again before long. Good-by for the
present.
l have the honor to remain the
Father OF My Country.
G. WASHINGTON.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

OF the danger Of
consumption, but
warning is con-
stantly needed not
to neglect the first
symptoms of dis
eased lungs.
DIR. Pierce's Cold
EN- Medical Discov-
cry cures obstinate
coughs, bronchitis
bleeding lungs,
and other condi-
tons which, II
neglected or un-
skilfully treated,
find a fatal termi-
nation in consump-
ton. 1t is entire
ly free from OPT
ates and narcotics.
uAbout three years
ago / was taken with
a had cough, vomiting
and splitting blood,s
writes Mr.. D, J. Rob
insou, Of Spring Gar
den, W. Va. I tried
many remedies; moth
ing seemed 10 help me
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25
Chicago and the Conventions.

When the Republican national del.
egates assemble next June. Chicago
will be for the thirteenth time In
iorty-three years the scene OF Presi-
Dental convention. Lincoln was
nominated there in 1860, Grant In
1868, Garfield In 1880, Blaine In 1884,
Harrison in 1883.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25
LETTER FROM HEAVEN.
Washington Writes to His Eel
low Republicans.

To the Republicans OF the United
States of America, down on earth my
dear Brethren: lean no longer refrain
from writing you a letter. 1 have
been in heaven a long time according
to the way you count time down there
and this Is the first time have writ
ten to my old friends on earth. OF
course have been watching you all
the time, but you didn't know It..
From the back window OF my golden
palace get good view of the earth.
Many a time when have grown tired
of playing my harp and singing
praises have stood for hours at that
window and looked down at the dark
world in which used to live. l feel
peculiar sensation creep over me
every time see old Mt Vernon, and
If 1t were possible to shed tears in
heaven 1 think should cry.
You wouldn't immagine that we
talk politics up hear. but.we do some
times. Only few days ago Abe
Lincoln and VIM. Mckinley stepped
In to see me. Your late lamented
President has not got thoroughly ac-
quainted with heaven yet, and Abe
was showing him around. We three
having been into politics on earth,
our conversation very naturally turn
ed in that direction. We talked long
and earnestly about the many dangers
through which the United States has
gone, and of how it has always come
out of tribulation a stronger aud wis
er nation than when it went in. Bro.
Mckinley gave a graphic account of
the suffering aud distress during
Grover Cleveland's famous soup year,
aud how 1t looked as If the nation
would topple into oblivion.
1T was the Democratic party that
caused all of this" ne continued,
land 1t was the Republican party
that came to the rescue. Bro. George
you were patr1it on the earth and
not politician but if lived down there
to-day you'd be a strenuous PARTY man
You'd be a Republican. Bro. Abe
here was the father of the Republican
party and l was its last great mar
tyr"
thanked Bro. Mckinley for his
talk, but assured him that had long
been Republican. have been pres
ent in the spirit at every Republican
convention in the United States for
many years. l used to attend Dem
ocratic conventions also when men
like Tom Jefferson were the leaders |
of that party. Several years before
the Civil War quit going to Demo-
cratic conventions.
take great pride in the achieve
ments Of the Republican party. 1t
has carried on the work which l be-
gun 50 ably and so faithfully that
would not be worthy OF my mansions
in the skies If failed to declare my
self In harmony with its policies. l
am keeping a close watch on the poll
tics of America at present, and l am
going to come down there in the
spirit and take up my abode in the
bosom of every loyal Republican in
the land. You will need my pres
ence to enable you to overcome the
powers OF darkness, especially in the
Southern states where the devil and
the Democrats have got every thing
under their own control. Don't get
discourage, dear boys. The Demo-
Gratis were sent among you for the
same reason that job was afflicted
with sores to try your faith Heaven
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25
THE BUGLER'S CHEST

1s well expanded. He uses his lungs to
their fullest capacity. People in ordin-
airy do not use much over half their lung
power. The unused lung surface be.
comes inert, and offers prepared ground
TOR the attack Of the germs of consump-
ton. There Is no need to warn people
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

An editor died and slowly wendell
his way down where he supposed
warm reception awaited him. The
devil met him and said: "For many
years thou has born the b'ame for the
bad spelling that the printer has got
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25
Reflections of a Bachelor.

Red hair Is redundant when it is a
widow.
A man is ashamed to be ashamed:
a woman, not to be.
No woman ever had the fortitude
to look rival in the eye when she
has three holes In her stocking.
What a woman likes about a joke
is 1t shows how clever she Is to be
able to make people believe she sees
its point.
1t throws a man into panic to see
how happy 1t makes the woman In a
theater audience to have the heroine
get a compromising position.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

In a sermon at indianapolis Bishop
Francis, of the Episcopal Church, said
the shortage of babies In his church
was becoming alarming. He said
that among the wealthy members of
his church In Indiana there is an
average of ouly one child to the fam
lily.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

The man who has lived tolbe forty
years old, and never rendered his iel-
low man any material aid to pull up
the sleeps OF life, has done but little
tor mankind.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1903-12-25

Stammering men are four times as
numerous as stammering women.