The Republican journal., 1903-01-22
SCHOON ERS.

Man and Wife in Distress.-Rev. Dr.
Bochror, of Butfalo says: "My wife and
| were both troubled with distressing Ca
tarrh, but we have enjoyed freedom from
this aggravatng malady since the day we
first used DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder
Its action was instantaneous, giving the
most grateful relief within ten minutes
after first application. 80 cents Sold by
Edmund Wilson and 4. A. iiowes & Co
II
81 didn't ring your fare up YET" said the
conductor, holding out his hand.
''Oh, that's all right" whispered the pas
senger, who was trying to evade paying.
"Just keep it in your pocket. | won't tell
,, the company. y."-Chicago News.
In Heart Disease 1t works like magic.
-"For years my greatest enemy was organ
ic Heart Disease From uneasiness and
| palpitation it developed into abnormal
sensations. DR.. Agnew's Cure for the
Heart gave instant relief, and the bad
symptoms have entirely disappeared. 1t is
a wonder-worker. ."-Rev. L. S. Dana, Pitts
burg, Pa. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A.
A. Howes & co.'s
Briggs-''I had long argument with Bag
ster last night about future life, and L
beat him."
Griggs-"How did you do it ."
Brggs-"Well, got him to admit at last
that he didn't know any more about it than
did !''-Puck.
Woman, Why?-You have sallow skin,
pimpleS, eruptions, discoloratiOns. Why
resort to cosmetics and powders to hide the
effects? DR.. Agnew'S Liver Pills regulate
the system and restore to the cheek the
healthful rosy bloom and peach blush OF
youth From one to two pills dose VIII
clarity and purify the complexion in short
order. 10 cents for 40 doses. Sold by Ed
mund Wilson and A. A. Howes Il Co.-79
aThere is a man who never knew such
thing as fear"
"Ah, had a military training, suppose"
"No, his nerve is inherited. His father
and his grandfather were both janitors." p
Syracuse Herald.
itching, Burning Creeping, Crawling
Skin Diseases relieved in few minutes by
Dr. Agnew's Ointment. DR.. Agnew's
Ointment relieves instantly, and cures let
ter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head Eczema,
Ulcers, Blotches, and all Eruptions of the
Skin 1t is soothing and quieting and acts
like magic in all Baby Humors, Irritation
of the Scalp or Rashes during teething time.
50 cents box. Sold by Edmund Wilson
and A. A Howes Co.-So
Jack, who is five years old, came home
one day crying that another boy had hit
.'Why didn't you hit him back ?" he was
asked. a
81 did," he answered, 81 hit him back
first. New York Times.
Nasal Catarrh quickly yields to treat
ment by Ely's Cream Balm, which is az rec
ably aromatic. 1t is received through the
nostrils, cleanses and heals the whole sur
face over which it ditfuses itself. A rem
edy for Nasal Catarrh which is drying or
exciting to the diseased membrane should
not be used Cream Balm is recognized as
specific. Price so cents at druggists or
by mail A cold in the head Immediately
disappears when Cream Balm is used.
Ely Brothers, Sc Warren Street, New York.
sIf,'' nquired-for was ever curious
''if history be fiction agreed upon, how in
the world is the agreement ever reached?'
"Quite naturally, of course" replied the
investigator, 'sby the demise of the con-
temporary non-participants." Judge.
Can't be perfect health without pure
blood. BurdOck Blood Bitters makes pure
blood Tones and invigorates the whole
system.
He stole one kiss, but only one.
You're wrong if you have guessed
She chided him for what he'd done
She gave him all the rest.
Philadelphia Press.
Neglected colds make fat graveyards."
DR.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup helps men
and women to happy, vigorous old age.
Teacher "Years ago the kingdom of
Spain ran clear around the world"
T0mmy-"WhO chased it t?"-DetrOit Free
Press.