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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13

"Some people 1 know" he began in
an insinuating tone, "act very much
like hoodoo."
'Who do" asked his indignant and
suspicious friend.
"Yes, that's what said, hoodoo"
"Well, answer my questionable
doT"
You stupendous ass, that's what q
say-hoodoo! Hoodoo! Hoodoo~ -
You hopeless gibbering IDIOT. that's
what I'm asking you-Who do? Who
do? Who do?"
At last their friends found them
locked in deadly embrace, chewing
each others ears, and long before the
attempt at explanation was completed
each had been placed tenderly in d
heavily padded apartment.-Los AM
geles Herald.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13
BRIGHTEST OLD COUNTRY OF ALL

Amt it mighty good country-spite of its
troubles an all,
From the red O. the blooms in the May
time to the crimsonin' fruits O. the
Fall!
Then no. for song
AS we're trudgin' along
For the brightest old country of ALL
Amt it mighty good country-answerin'
quick to your call,
From the fields that are heavy with har-
vest to the clustering vines on the
WALL
Then no, for a song
All the bright way along
For the brightest old country of all!
Amt it a mighty good country-from cot
tage to garlanded hall,
With room in the hills an the valleys for
the hearts an the homes of us all!
Then it's no, for a song
All the glad way along
For the brightest old country of ALL
Frank L. Stanton, in Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13
Dog Life Savers n Failure.

The dogs trained to save people
drowning in the Seine have proved abb
solute failures and have been sold.
-Four were retained, named Paris,
Meidge, Athos and Diane. This last
actually saved a man some months
ago. Some of these dogs have pups
which are being trained to the profess
sion. 1t is hoped they will turn out
greater adopts than their parents.
They already show liking for the
business.-Paris Correspondence New
York Herald.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13

Minister-"You say you are going tN1
marry man to reform him. That Ii
noble. May ask who it ISL"
Miss Beauti-"It's young Mr.. Bond
clipper"
Minister-"Indeed! 1 did not know
he had any bad habits"
Miss Beauti-"Yes, his friends say
that he is becoming quite miserly."-
New York Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13

The beautiful young girl read and,
reading, glowed.
"a sweet love-letterw she exclaimed,
at last. "But it is quite evident he
doesn't expect ever to become great
and famous. Else why does he write
on both sides Of the paper?"
And a shadow darkened her glorions
face.-Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13

"You may as well give up trying to
be a lawyer" said the old legal prac-
titioner. sit isn't in you. You might
study for fifty years and you'd never
learn the first principles of law"
81 believe you're right" moodily re-
piled the young man. 'I'll have to be
a justice Of the peace, 1 reckon."-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13
6be Funny
ide OF
Life.
To q Fair LADY.

You bade me hope: you did not say
That you would ere be mine.
And yet you did not turn away
Nor make one hopeless sign.
know that you may come to me
Some day. And yet, intense
With fear / murmur inwardly-
IT'S hard to bear suspense.
You bade me hope. You did not smile,
Yet earnest was your look.
hope the best can; meanwhile
Alas! we have no cook.
New York Times.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13
1hs Unrolaarltic Lover;
Good and Bad Points
BY Harriet A. Armstrong.


but he is monotonous If is bounded
~ be relied than
~
49, probably well eaningpractica usually
and can safely pin your faith to his logged devotion 1t
incompatible with consistency
to he
who planning sweet little surprises
pacdly ignores all
him
for a
latter
her with we'll
composed speech to capacities
that likes
hundred OF
life
hour which became hers he
something he understand
ntegby flower? he will demand
world of difference
dumb things this difference
laid this
of lover
gnedgd them while
with all their might shine with
brillancy, birds loude
the
sensible would
expended than the chocolate Offer
constantly obtuding
cowhp Girls
would grudge fayand
q realities
Unfortunately, makebelve
ordinarily calling
another the
a S controlled by dollars
a off
his frivolous rivals satisfactory usbndNe York NewA
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13

at was good thing for Stutterton
that he married Miss Gassaway. She's
You don't say?"
Eyes; she doesn't give him a chance
to talk at all now."-Philadelphia
Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13

She was inclined to be sentimental
He was nothing if not practical.
"Would that you could tell me how
to mend broken heart" she said.
81 have known of cases where it has
been done by splicing" he replied.
That was the remedy tried in tijs
case.-New York Times. l.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13
Objection Sustained.

Judge-"The witness told all that
happened on the second floor; now,
why do you object to his telling what
happened on the third foor?'
I Counsel-"Because, if it please your
Honor, that is another story."-New
York Times.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13
~ ~ III
Inc Beauty of Ugliness.
BY Winifred Oliver.

@@@@ not @ the attractive qualities the ugly 5s,U
ss that sss ai nss s: ] s.; ss:;
in her qualities The
relieved responsibility giving lovely Up
lovelne will pail
Circumstances kind the plain her all self
cultivate all her other qualities that she sight SELF gain
ing that charming of all qualities
generally often She
invariably well.
the be desired ALL she has learned phlo
1t not work for born with all the charms which the
obliged hatred and malice
herself
qualities
s They
they themselves brightness
1 York Evening Journal
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13
A Numerical Change.

II see you have given up your old
quarters"
"Why, yes. I've found better half"
New York Times.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13
Men Vary.

Daughter-"I don't want to marry
just yet. I'd rather stay at school"
Mother-"You must remember, dear,
men do not wish clever wives"
Daughter-"But all men are not like
papa."-Chicago News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13

! $50 many diseases end in tits"
"Well, the patient is lucky when
there isn't any worse termination.
Puck.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13
- IL ~
Modern Educational Needs.
By Hon. DeIos Fall, of Michigan.

the and important changes in educa
methods especially those which apply the education
of the pupils in rural communities The farmers boy II
awakening thought that unless he takes advantage Of
good education he will be sadly handicapped
in the of life.
AS worthy this the farmers of Mchi
gan year 1772 their and daughters
pupils neghborng high schools For the privileg
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13

The best investment any man can
make is judlcious compliment here
and there.-New York Press.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13

paid nonresident tuition fees $sa Besides
transportation books and extra clothing thus making an extra ex
million dollars
hadp ordinary school taxes
think
thought have forgotten
practical
words 1t is time that
the
and this modern school must do In other
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1903-03-13
WHY
HE PAID.

LID man Boyne, the boss team
ster. was sitting by a coal
oil lamp in his best room.
Ha had taken off his shoes
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
HOG MARKET
FIVE HIGHER
Receipts Were Liberal but All
Were Sold.
TOP PRICE WAS $500
Cattle M arket Remains a
About Steady.

All of the hold-overs and early arrivals
Of hogs were sold yesterday and for the
FIRST time since Dold broke down sellers
felt that there was no danger of a con-
gestion of business on account of heavy
receipts. Colonel John Garrett, buyer
for Armour. came down from Kansas
City yesterday with the only apparent
object OF visiting the boys az the yards.
but the first thing the other buyers knew
Colonel Garrett had bought COS hogs and
the prices he paid would not leave a
shipper any margin on which TO run
past this market Armour was just short
q few hundred hogs and he sent Mr. Car
rett down here TO get them. II was re-
ported last night that Dold had repaired
his damaged engine and intended 20 kill
hogs today. The late receipts last night
and early receipts today may furnish
him enough for a killing. but the indica-
tons were last night that before many
days the buyers here viii be wanting
more hogs than are coming. The hogs
that were carried over from wednesday
were sold on the weights at the time of
arrival and at Wednesdays prices. but
g All the fresh arrivals sold > cents higher
and the market at the close was firm
at the advance. The top price was $3.50,
but there was not a fancy car load
among the offerings
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09

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Oct. Is. iSgI.
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
WHEAT STRONG
AND HIGHER
Market Was Also Active in
Provisions.
GOOD TONE AT THE START.
Adyices From Argentine Were
Favorable Nature.

Chicago, Jan. s-Considerable strength
was manifested in both the grain and
provision pits today and the trading in
wheat was quite active. while the close
was strong. May being ssQi.c higher;
May corn and oats were each up &c.
May provisions closed from 5G7l.c 10
1214c higher.
Wheat ruled active and strong. and
while the news was somewhat conflict
ing. the general trend was more of
bUllish character. Smaller receipts and
firm cables impaired a good tone at the
start, and the market was well main
tanned throughout the session. There
was considerable buying by a promi-
nent long and by some of the commits
sion houses. the offerings coming large
ly from locals Argentine advices were
again reported favorable, but the large
export business reported late in the day
easily Offset all bearish tendencies and
resulted in strong close. A good cash
demand was also favorable 10 the bulls.
higher, at 751zG755se and held firm the
entire day. selling up TO 7ec toward the
close. with final figures at the top, max
ing gain Of 1sqIsc. Clearances of
wheat and -four were 22400o bushels
Primary receipts were smaIl-i2s 600
bushels-compared with 60e. 100 bushels
year ago. Minneapolis and Duluth
reported receipts OF 27s cars. which. with
local receipts Of % cars-one OF contract
grade-ulade total receipts for the three
points of 80 cars. against 523 cars year
ago.
There was fair trade in corn and a
firm feeling prevailed. there being but
little pressure to sell. Cables were firm.
but good cash demand was the main
influence IN maintaining a strong mar
ket Reports OF heavy export business
vas help late IN the day. and the close
was strong. with May &c higher. at S7.c.
after selling between 4314d 43ssc and
B1sc- Local receipts were 80 cars, with
three OF contract grade
oats were traded in freely today and
good buying by locals and commission
houses caused a strong feeling The
selling was scattered and largely in the
way ol Aquiddtion oy outsiders. Light
receipts and good cash demand were
supporting features May closed &c
higher. at 345sc. after selling between
342sc and 347sd34H.c. Local receipts were
1sS cars.
Provisions opened strong on light re-
ceipts Of hogs and an advance from log
&C at the yards. but an easier feeling
developed early on selling OF lard for
foreign account. Later good buying
with light offerings. there was a rally
and the close was firm. May pork heing
up PIC, at s16.25; May lard closed 5Gr7isc
higher. al ss.52iz. while ribs were TIC
higher at s seE
Estimated receipts for tomorrw:
Wheat. s. cars; corn. 965 cars; oats. 100
cars: hogs. 2i.O0o head
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
PEACE CONFERENCE HELD.
Baseball Men Seem to Be Able to
Get Together.

Chicago. Jan. s.-A peace conference
between committees representing the
American and National Leagues is now
assured. After mitch quibbling today
the leads OF the two major leagues and
the postponement OF the cOnclave which
was set for last Monday. Ban Johnson.
president OF the American League. today
announced that the session would be held
in Cincinnati on Friday. Johnson made
the announcement following the receipt
OF letter from President Carr Her
mann OF the Cincinnati club OF the Ma
tionsl League and chairman OF the COM
mittee OF that organization
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
SMALLPOX APPEARS.
Montana Indians Have Disease and
Epidemic Is Feared.

Great Falls. Mont. Jan. s.-SmallpOx
has again appeared among the Cree IN.
dams in the northern part OF this state
and fears are entertained that another
epidemic of the disease viii prevail The
officers are watching the cases closely,
and everything is being done TO contine
and quarantine those who have already
developed signs OF the disease.
From the Fort Shaw Indian school
word reaches this city that there is a
great deal OF mysterious sickness at the
school and that $50 OF the pupils have
briken out with the disease. which DR..
Brooks. the county physician. declares is
smallpox
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09

poor digestion. when obliged 70 pass you-
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ing or irritation IA passing. orioS-dusS
or sediment in the urine hsadache. back
ache. lame back dizziness. sle~plessness.
nervousness. heart disturbance due 20
tad kidney trouble skin erup;ions from
bad tIood neuralgia. rheumatism. diz-
bete< bioAtfng frritAbility. worn out feel
ing. lack OF ambition. loss % nesh. sallos
conaplexion or Brizhts disease
II your water when allowed 20 remain
undGsturbed In glass or bottle fer
tweuty-fogr hours. forms a sediment or
settling or has a cloudy appearance. 10
Is evidence that your kidneys and olsa-
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
DENIES THE APPLICATION
suprem nae Csort Thinks Lever Cssrs
should Act.

Helena Mont. lar s-The sGp-yEs
court To-Day d-ziea IRE 2pplic@tion f0- a
~rft q s1veyslS0ry conr-oi n TIE css5zr-
r,ent brought BY 2 ". Harvey. district
5.dge 81 BaSt> against A J Shsr-s. ehi-s
coursei For The Anal gzzasess Copp.r
company his means that TIE low.r
court max proceed with tie ses-srg r.
ez--Iy stepped zh-n counsel fer NJ
Shore. zpris-d fer tn writ
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
To Prove what Swamp-Root, the Great Kidney REM
edy. will Do for YOU. every Reader of the Eagle"
May Have Sample Bottle Sent Free BY Mail

Weak and unhealthy kidneys responsible for more
sickness suffering disease therefore, when
through neglect other kidney troubi- to
continue, fatal results follow.
Your other organs may need attention Kidneys
mos do most nd attention first
badly begin taking Dr. kilner 8
bladder remedy
your Will help ali the other
to heal w convince
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09

New YEA Jan s-CIo-e- No1eT -
cau steady az E=ss 20 ee-f. riorss =
ssr~s al pr cent Tsr1- -1r-y easl--
- GAYS 80. p<r c-zg. = 12ys s15iz -
cert; SIX --o1ths pr c.-f
Prime r>reentsie PAIR. sE5Ss D<T c-zL
Starring ~rchzux- sra5~r z1fh setzzsl bIzs-
ness - txzkSr bills a. s. - - - =
Tor 6~zz1S ard AZ g. = <s1AEs scr =
day BIS Po-ses rzfsx- - s4--st -
C0rzer-EsI hi1ls - -. 81 -
Bar sflv~r &C. Nezscza Soil@-r. -
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09

Butter-Quiet and easy. Creamery. IS
d2sc: dairy. 17d26c-
Eggs-Quiet. steady: 25c.
Cheese-Steady; 134614c.
Kansas City.
Kansas City. Jan. s.-Close: Wheat
May, sss4 6sS7.c; July. SIC: cash. No. ,
hard. ssaSs1zc; No ) hard, s4dssc; No
4 hard, 5sGs1c: rejected hard. 5365sc;
No. red. S.. Gssc: No. red. sac.
Corn-Jsnuary. size; May. 5sl.c; casa.
No ? mixed 3s19c; No. white, SIC; No
3 white. 3Ss4c.
Oats-No. 9 white. Sc; No. mixed.
34as0c
Rye-No. ,. 5Stzc.
Hay-CIsoice timothy, 81. GG13. 80; choice
prairie. 81 $3.50.
Butter-Creamery 25ae7c; fancy dairy.
sc
Egg-Fresh, Bic
Receipts of wheat. 80 cars.
st. Louis.
St Louis Jan. s.-Close: Wheat
Higher No red cash. elevator. Use;
track. 7ntd751ac; May. 75isa75 c; July,
7lL.c; No. hard. e6desc.
Corn-Higher. No. 2. cash, &c; track,
4luA7,c; May. 4asG412c.
Oats-Higher. No. 3 cash, SIC, nom
inal; tracy. 3H1c; May. 34zQ34ssc; No.
white. 35isGSsc-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
WILL NOT APPEAL.
Ogden Postmaster Will Serve Sen
tence of One Year

Salt Lake. Jan. s.-Charies Meighan
former postmaster at Ogden. convicted
CT embezziement OF government funds. to-
Gay withdrew his petition for an appeal.
and the afternoon began 10 serve his sen
Tenitentiary-
r wish 70 have It over with" Neighan
SAID. Some day the truth Of this matter
viii come out. but l can't stand the sus-
rense-~
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
ENOoWS POMONA COLLEGE.
California College viii Get Money Il
IL Paws Debt

San Diega. Cal. Jan. s.-A special states
that d. X Pearson. OF Chicago mas made
gift % xs.0oo 10 the endowment fund
OF Pomona College. 81 Clarsnont- Cal
The gift was offered upon Tie condition
OF the raising OF the S-.uo debt OF the
college BY the frSt OF this year. TIE
debt having been paid. Mr. Persons gitt
i now made available.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
MADE REQUIRED SPEED.
Torpedo Beat Split Water az 25-Knot
Rste

Boston Jan S-Th- torpedo boat Gc-
strsyer Lawrence bunt by The Fore
River ship ard Engine company. sue
cessfUlly passed her finsi government trial
today n a ssrzightvzy dash across the
Massachusetts bay ~ a sFse-d exceeding
the required - knots AZ kcgr-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
St. Joseph.
New York Produce.

New YORK. jan -Butter-ReceipJs.
asa packages. Market steady 20 firm
State caiTy. eo7asizc. extra creamery.
Sc common 70 choice creamery. 90,
Chesse-R Receipts a4zs Packages. Mar
keJ firm Fancy larss state fGu cream.
cOlored and white faII made. &c. tste
made Ist=c, 1srcy small. colored and
white fan made. I4slIP=o; late made.
l3lkc
Esg%Receipts ASA packages. Market
firm. state and Pennsylvania. average
10 AeSt--21c- western. poor 70 fancy. ~
&c
sugar-Raw. steady Fair refining.
: 7-f6c, centrifugzt. . test Sssc; rloias<es
sugar. S-ise Refined. quiet Crushed.
E &C POW GsFs-5, 4.-5c- granrlsrst issoc-
+ Co-es-QuSef No. Re SIC
56isS>sS-FTrnl- New 0rIesnS S-1sac
PcuItry-AEve. Irregular Chickecs.
iaci EaEsey~. lac, fowls. FATE Dressed
quiet CHECKERS. lfiSs7I5i=c. western
fewfs. IsiSSss turkeys. isi-Elsc-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09
COTTON MARKET.

New York. Jan S.-Cotton-Futures
opened quiet and steady. January. s-52c
bid; February, s.53c; March. s.5sc; April.
offered. s.soc: May. s.e4c; July. s6oc:
August. s.53c; September. offered. s2oc;
October, SHE.
Spot closed quiet MiddIing uplsnds.
ssoc; middling gulf, s.15c. Sales, 200
bales.
Galveston, Tex. Jan. s-Cotton-Quiet.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-09

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