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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29

What was this thing Of white and
gold
Originally meant to hold?
'Tis piled SO high with sundry things.
With slippers. cards and corset
strings,
Its primal use is quite forgot
In such a miscellaneous lot.
No letter doth it hold. nor sonnet,
Not cen a poem; but here's bonnet,
A bonbon dish. SOME cigarettes,
A bunch of wilted viOlets,
A garter buckle and a shoe.
An actors photograph or two,
Some books--ah. yes-but none, in
deed
Her chaperone would have her read
A broken fan, euchre tally,
A picture Of an opera ballet
A Gibson girl and-what? Amen!
find down here at last--a pen!
Do you smppose-Oh, thought gro
tesque!
This is my lady's writing" desk?
who is ardent in all of loves ways
and whose passionate devotion ma!
npver flag He must be tall ant
, broad shouldered and handsome, witt
, dark. flashing soulful eyes, and i
need be, go to the ends of the worl(
A for my sake
At 20 she said: 81 want a MAJ
T. who unites the tender sympathy of ;
4 woman with the bravery of lion.
:. don't mind his being little dissi
O pated, because that always adds
s charm. He must be, however, &C
e complished to the last degree, an
e capable of any sacrifice for my sake.
= AT % she said 81 want ma
II who unites with an engaging person
If ality a completes knowledge of tn
% world, and if, of necessity, he han
ID pens to have past, he must ais
C. have a future; a man whom l ca
It. look up to. and with whom l ca
trust myself at all times without tn
I'D slightest embarrassment"
in AT 80 she said: Il want ma
le with money He can have any otht
vt attributes that man ought to po
IN sess, but he must have money. ar
ge the more he has the better l wi
IL like it,"
Id At S5 she said: 81 want man.
is Life.
It's -
,ly Her first venture at cooking di
to ner in her own home had passed su
en- oessfully and they sat in silence
lu- opposite ends Of the table wonderil
ire at the novelty Of it all and gazing
each other. Honestly, honestly
.ch cross your heart-did you like
re- Fred?" she asked. finally. "Nev
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29

Complete census Of every county
and town Of Montana 10 given on the
Bees premium map. Pay elk months
in advance and get one.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29

life" he said, and swallowed lump.
Everything, everything, from soup
to pudding" he said bravely. "Oh,
I am SO relieved, then" she said, as
a huge sigh escaped her. You see,
| forgot to order the syrup for the
sauce for the pudding, and l had to
have something, SO l took the cough
syrup, and | was so afraid you'd taste
it."-New York Times.
A story is going the rounds to the
effect that a married lady had a
birthday anniversary short time,
ago, upon which her husband pre-
scented her with pretty piano lamp.
He was mucn f1attered when she told
him she intended to give it his name,
until he asked her reasons for so Pc
culiar a proceeding. WELL" she said,
you know, dear, it has good deal
of brass about it, it is handsome to
look at, it is not remarkably bril-
liant, requires a good deal of atten-
ton, is sometimes unsteady on its
legs, liable to explode when half full,
flares up occasionally, is always out
at bedtime and is bound to smoke
-
Importance.
The tumblebug that rolls the ball
Along the path, no doubt
Supposes that the heavens would fall
And all the stars go out,
IT, To rn11
He only sees his lump of clay.
There's many man who, in his
pride,
Thinks all the wheels would stop
If he should some day step aside,
Permitting things to drop;
The man who thinks he does t all
Is like the bug behind the bal.
| Microbemania.
See a pin and pick it up
And all that day you'll have good
| luck;"
DON'T you do it! Let it lie!
Lest of lockjaw germs" you die.
| 90
Thus charity, like the breeze which
gathers a fragrance from the Humble
flowers it refreshes, uncons,iously
reaps a reward in the performance
of it's offices of kindness and love
which steals through the heat like
rich perfume, to bless and to cheer
You can trust woman's taste OF
everything except men. af 1T
mighty lucky that she slips uni Their
or the man would nearly all bd bach
elors.
They say "That hot water : SAT-
to be a cure for great many things
but a man doesn't want to BE- KEEP
. in it all the time.
True politemess is perfect esse an
freedom. It simply consists IL trea
ing others as you love to be Weate
% yourself.
;, He-If I stole a kiss, would it b
petit larceny?
ri She-I think it would be grand
Smart Set
Almost every married ma disco
ers that his great mistak' was
!" talking too much during h, engag
ment.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29
For Sale. At a BARGAIN.

A limited number Of Grown graft
apple trees, for immediate planting.
All choice varieties. Inquire at Bee
Office. FRED WHTTESIDE.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29
Notice to Housekeepers.

Pianos cleaned and polished by
factory methods. Hand polished
Leave orders at 81 First street.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29
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barras sment and loneliness, she is
free with worthy thoughts graciously
expressed. 1t is noticeable that such
women never leave drawing room,
kitchen, shop or coach that every
other creature of her kind does not
acknowledge to herself the supreme
excellence of courtesy above all
other feminine charms.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29

A certain lady, it is not said wheth-
err young or old. good looking or
otherwise married or single-s'hOuld
when sitting on the veranda bear in
mind that she is a sufficient num-
her of feet above the promenade to
give the passerby view of certain
articles of lingerie that are usually
seen by male eyes only in shop win
dOws or on the clothes line. This
scene was witnessed few evenings
ago, lady tilted back in her chair,
with her hands clasped around her
knees in comfortable masculine
fashion. She seemed to be enjoying
the passersby, and incidentally hel
eyes dropped to the paper in her lap
wholly unconscious that she had
crossed her knees at an angle thai
disclosed a pretty ankle-well, ths
subject, with dress, better be dropped
here.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29
1t Makes a Difference.
He met a fair maid,

1t Makes a Difference.
He met a fair maid,
Affection displayed,
In ways that must ever endear.
He said, Nov, with you
NV wants will be few
Can we live on a thousand year?
What father has done
is right for the son
And easy to do, 'twould appear;
And father has said
That when he was wed
He'd less than a thousand year."
Indeed, sir" said she,
Your wife I will be,
But of money pray don't let me hear
| care naught for it,
And so | submit,
We can live on your thousand year.
But sad to relate,
Expenses were great;
She cared not for money. twas clear
And he of himself
Used lots of the pelf;
They spent a two thousand a year.
I'll show in this song
Just where he was wrong;
The reason would seem to lie here:
His father was poor,
Had never had more
Than just mere thousand year.
It's all in the life,
The youth and his wife
Had never had poverty near.
Il know" he said, Eve,
If brought up as he,
Could live on thousand a year"
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29

The basket ball leam Will give
their exhibition ga at the opera
house on the event of June 5. and
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29
Mjcrobemania.

Microbemania.
"See a pin and pick it up
And all that day you'll have good
luck"
Don't you do it! Let it lie!
Lest of lockjaw germs" you die
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29

Almost every married ma discov
ers that his great mistak, was ir
talking too much during hi engage
ment.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-29

Thus charity, like the breeze which
gathers a fragrance from the humble
flowers it refreshes, unconssiously
reans a reward in the performance
of it's offices of kindness and love,
which steals through the heat like
rich perfume, to bless and to cheer.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15
IN JOURNALISM.
A Woman Tells the Price of Success
in New York.

A Woman Tells the Price of Success
in New York.
Said a clever woman whose sigma
ture is seen daily in one of New
York's leading papers: when l
came to this city l did general house
work in journalism That is why l am
a housekeeper-in-chief today. You've
got to scrub floors before you can be-
come superintendent of scrubbers In
plain English, shaved to gain my
present position. l posed models for
illutrations, and if the models failed
l posed myself. When any one disap-
pointed the editor, l was behind the
door, ready to pop out and step into
the breach. When people talk of my
weekly salary in three figures as if it
were gift of the gods, long to tell
them of the days when ten-dollar as
signment meant my earnings for two
weeks"
AT recent gathering of women who
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15
STRANGE TALK FOR A JUDGE.
He Says There are no Wives Who do
Not Deceive Their Husbands.

iNOi DCCCiNC fIuSpdh1Ss
In the course of a sensational trial
in neighboring state the presiding
Judge is reported to have made the fol-
lowing remarks in reference to a pro-
EST on the part of the defense against
the introduction of certain testi-
mony: There may be somewhere
in the universe a wife who never de-
cived her husband, but there are few
on this mundane sphere. Few
wives go to the extent of deceiving as
shown here. All of them in their own
peculiar way, whether capriciouly or
otherwise, do deceive their husbands
now and then in harmless things"
This is beautiful specimen Of that
most dangerous thing, an obiter die
tum, or statement made from the
bench, which has nothing to do with
the case. 1t shows the improperly of
such judicial digressions. This sweep
ing generalization will be repugnant to
every decent man. If this observa-
ton were true the foundations OF the
social order would be undermined.
The deception" referred to by the
Judge in one sentence is not the same
sort of deception" that he meant in
another. Yet he showed that he I'M
derstood the only difference to be one
OF degree, which is not only illogical
but SANDER on sex which, in this
matter, is far above any masculine
criticism.
Obiter dicta may be interesting
sometimes; they are always perilous
and generally unknown.-New York
Sun.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15
The New French Ambassador

Monsieur Cambon, who had been
the French ambassador at Washing
ton since 1898, and who became so
widely known as the representative of
Spain during the Spanish-American
troubles, was transferred to Madrid in
September. His successor, Monsieur
Jusserand, arrived in the United
States during December, in time to
present his credentials to President
Roosevelt before the new years re-
ception, and at which he will make his
first official appearance. Monsieur
Jusserand has been in the diplomatic
service for more than a quarter of a
century, and has made an enyiable
record, but he is as widely known in
continental Europe as writer on
questions OF economics and finance as
he is diplomat of note. Like his COL
league, the British ambassador. Mon
sieur Jusserand has an American wife
who comes from wealthy New York
family Before her marriage Madame
Jusserand was Miss Elsa Richards
the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. George
t. Richards. The late Mr.. Richards
was one of the foundes of the bank.
ing-house of Monroe & Co., of Paris.
-Womans Home Companion.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15
Something About EVENING Gowns.

The New York girl whose income is
limited has little way all her own of
making one evening gown serve duty
for three or four. And it is the smart
touch that does it. She is always al
tering the effect of her bodice by
changing it's corsage decoration. 1t is
not the money she uses, but her own
cleverness, that makes the result one
that tells. She has just conceived a
dainty novelty for trimming the bodice
of her evening gown, which in itself is
capable of many attractive changes.
1t is a simple little affair to be fast
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15
A Baltimore Invention.

The writing telegraph system in.
vented by the late Prof. Henry A.
Rowland has been adopted for com.
mercial purposes in Germany, and is
now being tested with view to its
adoption in several other European
countries. AS is well known, the sys.
tenn depend, on the wave method, but
the installation is comparatively sim,
pie. The principal mechanism con.
sists of a transmitting keyboard, the
automatic message receiver or page
printer. a home recorder or message
duplicator' transmitter. a synchro
nicer, besides the necessary relays, al.
ternatorst and connections.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15
Great Increase in Railroad Income

1t is claimed that if the freight rates
which went into effect recently on
both the eastcan and western railroads
are maintained for a year, the addi-
tlonal revenue, even should there be
no increase in the volume of business,
should be between $150,000,000 and
$500 100000. At a conservative esti-
mate the freight rates have been in
creased an average of 10 per cent. On
many kinds of freight there has been
no change but on all the principal
commodities there has been an in
crease of from 5 to so per cent. On
manufactured iron, for example. the
eastern lines have increased the rate
40 per cent and the western roads
even more, from the Mississippi river
to Colorado. The advance in grain
rates will also make a big difference
in the shipment from the western
wheat fields to the Atlantic seaboard.
1t is claimed by railroad oficials
that the rates on certain articles have
been unreasonably low. On live stock
from Kansas City to Chicago, for in
stance, rate of IL cents a hundred
pounds has been maintained for
months by the Santa Fe. This is
said to have been below the actual
cost of the service performed. This
rate grew out of the cut rate contract
made by the Chicago Great Western
packing house products and dressed
meats from Kansas City.-Chicago
Tribune
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15

ened across the front of the corsage,
and is made of braided satin ribbons
and artificial rosebuds and leaves.
The ribbon used is one inch wide, and
there are three strands. They are
firmly braided, and the rosebuds are
fastened underneath the braided rib
bon in such way that they form
pretty floral fringe. If shaded pink
ribbon is used to form the braided
strip, and the oses are also pink, with
strip, and the roses are also pink, with
braided ribbon the effect is extremely
pretty.-Woman's Home Companion.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15

held editorial positions =, was found
that nearly every one in the room had
started at a salary of ten dollars or
less 2 week. One had been obliged to
work month for nothing, just to con-
vince the editor that a woman re-
porter recognized news item as
quickly as did man.-Womans
Home Companion.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15
Up to the Judoe.

Judge 10 away! I've nothing to
give to beggars."
Jimmie-"We'se amt begging
ledge. Mickey bet me 5 cents vorr
nose was due to dyspepsia an I bet :
cents it was rum. ledge, it's up to
you to decide who wins de bet Mar,.
here, is holdin' de stakes. "-Comfor+
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15

pound fresh butter and one-fourth
pound fine sugar; add drop by drop,
beating constantly, one-half cup of the
strongest coffee. If cone is used
In ornamenting be careful the warmth
of the hand does not melt the icing.
Black Chocolate Cake.
Two cupfuls of sugar, three-quarters
OF cupful of butter, yolks of five
eggs beaten to a froth, whites of two
eggs beaten to froth, onehalf cake
or chocolate grated and melted, one
cupful OF sour milk, one teaspoonful Of
sda' tw and one-half cupfuls of -four.
Chocolate Cake Filling.
For the filling boil one cupful of
graduated sugar and one-half cupful
OF water together until it spins a
thread. Beat the white of an egg to a
stir froth, and add to it one-quarter of
a teaspoonful of cream of tartar and
the strip little by little, beating all
the while. Whip evenly and vigorous
ly until cold. Flavor with a little
lemon juice.
queen cakes.
Required: Quarter Of pound of bur-
ter.
Quarter of pound of sugar.
Two eggs.
Six ounces of flour.
Teaspoonful of baking powder.
Pinch of salt.
Three ounces of glace cherries or
currants.
TWO ounces of peel
One lemon.
Butter any fancy nolds YOU NAV
have. Cream together the butter and
sugar. Then beat the eggs and add
them gradually and alternately with
the flour, into which you have mixed
the baking powder and salt. Next
cut the cherries in halves and add
them.
Then chop and add the peel, also
the grated rind Of the lemon. If
liked, few drops of vanilla may be
added as well.
Put the mixture into the prepared
tins and bake in a moderate oven for
about twenty minutes, or until they
are pale brown.
Lemon Hearts.
Cream one-half cup of butter and
mix with it gradually one cup of
sugar. Add two well-beaten eggs,
one-tablespoonful of lemon extract.
Mix heapirg teaspoonfrl of baking
powder in cup of -four. Stir this in
and add as much more as will enable
one to roll them out. About two cups
are required in all. Roll very thin,
handling as little as possible. Just
before cutting them out sprinkle gran.
ulated sugar over the top and press
it in gently with the roller. Cut
with a heart-shaped cutter. When
cold put them away in tin box and
they will keep perfectly for weeks.
Cocoanut Thumbs.
Cream one-third of cupful of but
ter, with one cupful of sugar and one
Of milk. Sift quite fine two cupfuls
Of flour with one tablespoonful of
cornstarch and one and onehalf tea
spoonfuls of baking powder. When
these are mixed add one teaspoonful of
vanilla extract and the white of three
eggs, beaten stiff Bake in very
small, round, deep tins; when done
cover them with an icing made of the
beaten white of one egg and enough
sugar to stiffen it, then
roll them in grated cocoanut.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15
The Color Line,

Pailface Pugg-An' wot siez is do
black bloke dat wants t tike me ono
Manager-Six foot two, with an aw-
ful reach. Fights at IT'S.
Wot's is record?
Sixteen mills. ditto decisions
| draws de color line-see?-g
more American.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15
Pointers on Good Cakes.

Cake-making is the one branch NJ
culinary art that appeals most to the
amateur and schoolgirl cook. While II
is perhaps the least important of al
cookery, 1T gives pleasure and a con
siderable amount of pride and salts
1actlon to the successful cake-maker
Ii you wish to be repaid for your ex
pense and labor use nothing but the
best material sweetest butter, fresh.
est eggs. and suitable -four to pro
duce light, tender cake. Your pans
must be smooth and clean, but If your
cakes contain much shortening it is
not necessary to grease cake tins
The heat of the oven must be uniform
and the right temperature for the kind
of cake to be baked-slow for a rich
loaf cake and quick for sponge or a
layer cake with scant shortening.
One can not be uniformly successful
In cake baking unless there is careful
observation of correct measurements
OF the principal proportions of ma
terials. In all reliable recipes the cup
measurement means half a pint and
not tea or coffee cupful The cup is
measured level full unless otherwise
directed. The flour always sifted be-
fore measuring. Tablespoon and tea
spoonfuls mean level measure. not
rounding or heaping. The butter NAV
be softened by allowing it to stand in
warm room or by warming the mixing
bowl, but never by heating the butter
Be sure you are right in regard to
these rules, then go ahead.
Peerless Sponge Cake.
Take six eggs, the weight of five of
sugar, the weight of three of -four.
Beat the eggs separately until the
whites are dry and the yolks a light
yellow Add the sugar and teaspoon.
ful OF vanilla extract to the yolks.
Fold in the whites and with a knife
carefully cut in the flour. Place a
well-greased paper in the bottom of
the pan and bake the cake in a mod
crate oven for three.quarters of an
hour.
Swiss Roll.
Beat the yolks of three eggs with a
teaspoonful of pulverized sugar for
ten minutes; when they ale well
mixed, sift in by degrees a teacupful
of flour; when this has been we'll
worked in with the other ingredt.
ents, add half a teaspoonful of baking
powder, and lastly stir in very lightly
the whites of the eggs, whisked to
stiff froth. and bake at once in a shall
low tin, which his been buttered and
lined with buttered paper. The
sponge cake mixture must be careful
ly watched, as it will turn very easiiy.
and directly it is done it should be
turned from the paper on to a clean
cloth (spread on a pastry board).
which has been sprinkled with coarse
ly crushed sugar; then spread as
quickly as possible with warm Jam,
and rolled up while it is still hot.
Scotch Christmas Loaf.
Wash and cream one-half pound but
ter, add one-half pound sugar, and
beat hard; add well-beaten yolks six
eggs, one-half nutmeg grated, one
half wine glass rosewater and one
wine glass orange juice. Beat we'll
and add one-half pound flour and we'll
beaten white of the six eggs. This
cake keeps for some time At Christ
mas time it is usually baked in a large,
round loaf and iced and decorated
with the following: Beat one-half
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1903-01-15
Cause for Divorce.

Have you seen my wife this even.
ing?
Yes, about an hour ago | saw man
kissing her at the other erd of the
piazza.
Thanks, was afraid she might he
lonesome.-Town Topics.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-11-27
THE KINGS THANKSGIVING TART
by HOLMAN F. DAY

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they grew blue ona,1it
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