The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-20

And the cool evening breeze
That swept through the freeze
Gave him most terrible COLI.
1t is not Just to designate the UNI
plre a walking delegate because he
calls many strikes.
Ambassador Riddle. it appears. was
notified by the Russian government
that if he had any petition he needn't
come round.
Great Britain hints that it under
stands we have grabbed a few little
Islands belonging to it. but intimates
tEat the matter is scarcely worth quar-
reling over, as there are no taxpayers
on the islands.
King Charles of Portugal has been
foolish enough to try TO run his army
with the result that a lot OF officers he
fired are putting UP a JOB to assassi-
nate him.
The ship building trust appears to
need the services of a wrecking party
more than anything else.
Women who do their own washing
Will be able to sympathize with the
Chinese convicts. who. according to
Detective Pinkerton. are kept bending
up ana down all day.
A young Utah man now travelling in
Norway writes home that he would be
pleased to can upon the relatives or
friends of any person who viii for
ward him the address of the same"
evidently with the thought that a visit
means meal.
Sweetheart" he whispered gently. as he
har- 70 g.
You and were made for each other:
we. II never never parti'
Maybe not she murmured softly. but
- we better wait and see;
You're The twenty-seventh fellow who's
said the same to me-"
A chance to apprehend the street car
hold-ups was missed Sunday. s The lead
collar taken from the conductor was
round in the contribution box all right
but the usher is unable to recall the
appearance Of the man who dropped it
in.
Judge Halls decision that notes
given for gambling debts are invalid
viii have tendency to greatly restrict
the play in Salt Lake.
The remarkable feature Of the recent
blaze in n Salt Lake office building
was not alone that the fire was put out
by the hau fire eXtinguishers-altho
that was sufficiently notewOrthy-but
that the eXtinguishers were ready for
use.
Later developments tend to show
that if our heroes Of the national guard
take a trip to Fort Russell this year
selves.
The hired girl used coal oil
To start the kitchen fire
So when we heard the crash we knew
That fuel had gone higher.
The Italian Society Of Bad Blood"
Is evidently society or bad money
as wei, seven of the members having
been arrested for cOunterfeiting.
That federal grand jury which took
up the postOffice business was evident
~ unable TO emulate the Utah grand
jury by saying there was nothing in
the bad reports made to it. It is pos
slble, however, that the federal grand
Jury really wanted to indict men il
believed had done WI ong
An auto which ran al full speed
struck peacefully grazing old steed:
The machine struck him fair
Threw him up In the air
And knocked the poor horse off his feed.
chicago woman has been killed by
ner NTH husband. Her first ran away.
her second committed suicide. her third
died natural death. and her fourth
was killed in railroad accident. It's
a long lane that ha5 no turning.
by making a ninety-mile ride in nine
hours and ten minutes. General Miles
has demonstrated that il is not phvsir-
al disability that necessitates his re-
tirement from the army.
IN Alabama recently a young lady
Tell from the buggy. and the young
man who was driving did not miss her
until he had driven two miles further.
She was no doubt his sister.