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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

4 teacher ia one OF the schools nca.
Philadelphia had one day been So dis
turbcd by the buZZins oi lips and shuf
fling of feet OF thc children that she
was on the verge Of distraction. Final
ly she said: Children. cannot stanC
so much noise Please be- quiet for q
little while, at least. Let me see If yot
can't be so still that you could hear Il
pin drop"
Instantly every child became as still
as a mouse Then little boy in back
seat piped out, with marked impa
tence:
"Well. let her drop"-Phlladelphia
Ledger
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

When "a lorr.agc tas.~ place among
The Neerlto~. people Of thc Philippine
Islands, The n0,e tribe as7 .inbics, ard
The alliances pair clint Two trees grow
lng close to-cther Then the elders
bend the branches that the young folks
are Oh till their heads meet When tie
heads have thus touched each other the
marriage is legally accomplished, and
there are great rejOicinss. \ fantastic
dance completes the ceremony.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

James MacNeill Whistler looked upOi
life as upon a kind OF warfare md was
never so happy as when he was quar-
rcling with somebody. He IL quoted a.
having said when asked If he did nO
have many friends: Yes. have many
friends. and ain grateful 10 them, but
those whom most | love are my enc
mics. not in "A Biblical sense. oh. no
but because they keep one always busy
always up to the mark. either fighting
them or proving them idiots"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
Are You Left Eyed or Ieight Eyedr

There are but few ambidpXters either
I'm the matter of hands, feet or eyes. II
may sound rather queer, but.it Is fact
nevertheless, that ninety fvciOut Of ey-
cry hundred human beings are right
handed, left legged and left.eyed.
Felix Hement remarked that il is an
established fact that we abuse one eye
more than we do the other, which es-
tablishcs as clear case OF left and
right cyedncss" ms though the same
terms were used to denote apreference a
In the use OF hands ana feet
If you want To decide as 10 whether
your friends or relatives are right or
left eyed give them Il small telescope or
spyglass 20 look through OF lave them
take aim with "A gun. We all take
great interest in ascertaining the color
size, shape and visual powers of our
chlldrens eyes. but how many Of us
stop TO consider whether they are
right or left eyed?
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
4 singular Forest.

The most singular forest growth In
the world is encountered In the Faik-
land islands. dismnlTcglon constantly
swept by strong ,pCdar win4 What
appears 10 be weather worn ind moss
covered powders are scattered about,
and when one OF these curious objects
is seized in an attempt TO overturn II
strong roots are found u hold il down,
these "bOwlders" being. in fact. native
.rees which the wind lhas forced TO as
sumo this shape. The wood appears 10
be twisted mass OF fbers almost im-
possible to cut UP into fuel.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

That insects think is the belief of Z
French neurologist who has been max
ing careful observations Of ants and
bees He thinks that between the
ideas OF the naturalist who regards IN
sectS rs mere automatons and those OF
the man who treats them rs humanity
intelligent, there Is Il happy medium OF
common sense, and this he has tried tc
attain. His observations teach him
that, although most of the acts Of IN.
Sects can DO explained by instinct
there remain what he calls "smau
plastic judgments by which they
avoid difficulties and steer their way
beyond dangers. The directive faculty
Of bees especially and their wonderful
memory for places can hardly be ex-
planned on the theory of automatism
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

why" asked her anxious and excit
ID mother. do you think he Is coming
to the point ut lastT
well" the maiden replied. looking
demurely down nj the rug. when he
took me I'm his arms and kissed me last
night he said he'd got so used 10 me ho
didn't believe he could ever break him
self of the habit" - Chicago Record
ITorni1
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

1t may be dOubtol If 1t Is within the
power OF any one man. however great
and powerful and gifted. 10 change the
current of the worlds affairs, but there
is scarcely any one who will contend
that civilizationywOuld not advance, the
world become better and life for all
grow more bcGaittul II each citizen
would perform thc simple and appar-
ent duty which be- can easily do.
There is one sure way OF reforming
the world, and thattis for each person
10 contribute his mite. - Kansas CITY
World.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

One OF the ways TO get into swell so
ciety IL 90 butt in through the turf OF
the tan bark - the race track or the
horse show. A certain we'll known man
has already spent 100000 on the TIN
bark without penetrating the outer Gu
ticle OF the haut monde, and when lac
has spent another 100000 he will still
be buttine There are two crazes which
cannot be cured the craze for society
and the craze for political oiiice.-New
York Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

willie. you may finish this piece of
pie if YOU want it," said mother. 1T
isn't enough To save"
Mother" faid Willie when he bad
finished it, "a boy IN TIE family comes
IN very handy when there is little bic
Of pie lett over. doesn't heY-SL Louis
Post Dispatch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

1T wns sheer carclcsSncsS on some
body's part that caused Charley to lose
money on that race" said young Mrs
Torkins sympathctically.
How do you know
81 saw il IN the paper The horse was
left at the post The idea of putting a
horse I'm n race and then neglecting tC
unhltch Washington Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

Il never hesitate 20 cat and slasl
and change any play until II suits me.
said Stuart Robson 90 his legal ad
wiser on one occasion.
81 suppose you edit Shakespeare witt
4 blue pcncilt' replied the lawyer
"You can just bet DO
Then. | imagine. you would plea'
guilty To am indictment for murdcrin'
he Bard of Avon"
NO; | would not. but | would admi
lissccting his corpse"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
rhe pbrenoIosk~t md the Grocer.

Phrenobgst-Ilcre rs man OUT OF
his proper sphere. His head betoKens
high intellectual aud spiritual qualtes'
yet he is spending his time behind Z
grocer's counter sir (D the grocer), l
Wish TO ask YOU a,quesrion. Have you
any aspirations
Grocer calling ~ clerk)-John, have
we any aspiratiorsY
Clerk All ont sir; have some In the
Iast OF the week-Kansas City Journal
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
accordingly

The most attractive household pets
n the cntir animal kingdom arc said
10 BE very young lion cubs. They are
doci.o. aGpc,'onato ard quick 10 learn
trl.ts. L Is sail besides being very
dee. atIy. considered merely "a an ar-
tic o ur 'Gre. Persons who AVE
ado-l young ions as pets and en-
10Y @ iety for any leug'A Of
TIM. after intOlerant any
an'm q ara lnir rr,sip- rs n
dog or d
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
Afraid Of the signs.

Mrs. Brown How do you like your
nelghbor. Mrs. Black
Mrs. Green oh. | Ike her wei
enough. but | suspect she doesn't think
much Of ME. ! saw our girl talking to
her over the fence last evening.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

Think OF II. For three days and
three nights that quartet sat about 9
table. shuHling dealing and cashing In
iackpots. and when the game was
finally broken NJ every man had ex
lctIy the amount he had begun with"
"Humsii. odd the way they came
out even. isn't IT."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
Conclusive.

Brlgg9-It's' too bad about Wrinkle
anil the girl heus chgaged TO. Neither
ofIthcm D. goodvonsgh for the other.
Grfgps Nhntmahcs you think that!
well. I've beer s king the matter
oyer vi sh both C. m Tics. Lire.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
Enough to XIII.

Doctor see what the matter is. It's
dyspepsia. All you have to do IS 70
laugh heartily before and after each
meal.
Ms Binke impossible get them
ny-elf ana wash tie dishes.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
Some Hope.

whiting-Slnce my son has been, at
college the things he has learned .are
perfectly marvellous.
Biting-I've 10 doubt of II, but !
wouldn't worry. He'll forget themial
after few years.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

Nellie invited me To take n stroll,
and before we had gone half mile
had him proposing.
Belle-Won in walk, ell? Philadel-
phia Record.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
4 secrc. Society.

Nabel-A lot OF us girls have esiab-
Hshcd o secret society. Jack.
Jack-What are the objects OF II!
Mabel-Why, we meet togcther and
tell secrets. ol course
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

"lrs. FlutterbytIoesn't show her age
q ocs sheT'
"Wcll. 10. 10. soAm1ch as she d'd De
fore sl.r sen. thre', rown ~ ci ldrei
81 l.'rs ;..Jal Cleveland fian
Dealer
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

Two young mothers met for tho 'lrs
dine on tie street aftcr their y"ln.
Aopefuls had begun 20 got thrir tc'ih
and straighlWay there was volume OF
baby talk
did your N'tlc one cut his to'tA fal
apart asked the vonnn ln w!ite
81 should say net" Indignantly an
swerd tne woman in lue. The
came in very evenly and lose together
You can look for yourself If You don
believe me"
1t took q great denl more talk t'
sunare matters. and then they sep
arated. after saying cool by oA.y onc'
aJlie ce.-Dctroi, Tree Press.
sound Hi.Aoai Air.
Sound can b. oh.a.nHd @iiho II air II
some elastic w.i.:n 70. intcr o'ed be
tween ,he cnr anG ..c 20 ly tllt eml's
the soond. bat ,osud cannot be trans
snitted through i perfect vacuum
Hawkespy proved lhat II the 7race De
tween the souEcln, 5c1y and Tie eaI
be exhaus-bd Of ait no sound VIII bC
audible.
ANY medium however gaseous, lq
mid or solil VIII II e,asdc transmit
xound waves Franklin, foc instance
having plungcd his head under water
eaused two stones 20 bc struck toeotn
er beneath t,.r SGrflce and az o's
tance OF half mile heard the bio"
distinctly. Colladon. another investi
gator. heard the sound of q bell strusa
under water in the lake OF Geneva at q
distance of nine miles.
II is we'll known tina. wood trans
ulits sound in "A remarkable manner. \
ecrson nj one end Of wooicn beam
will hear pin scratch made NJ TIC
other end. though the person making Il
may hear no sound at AL This fac Is
sometimes employed as test OF La
Youndness OF the beam, for the experi
sncnt will fail il the intervening wood
be rotten.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

A newspaper epigrammatist says.
Every wife Is the architect Of her
own husband" Then she shouldn't be
too severe on the edihce when she
botches the job.-AIilwaukee Sentinel.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

Angry Poet crushing into the oflice)-
Sec here. sir. That check you sent me
for my poem Is no good!
Editor (coldly)-Neither was the po
PIN. Shut the door. please.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

He-Now, II | only had three hands
could get through life so much better
She-Well!
He I was just wondering III you
wouldn't give me one Of yours.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
Emmy Communion.

My fathers so tail he can look
over the garden wall.
Jack SO can my father-with biA hat
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
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Advertising Z ats

Adg ementa will 10 Lseled
az one ar peE sQuarelOi ten n
0r less for the first Insertion and %
cents Tor each subsequent insertion.
gs- Quarterly or yearly adyer-
sisemenos by contract.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

sss- Unless the number of inser
lions is marked upon the mann,
script, advertisements will be pub
liehed until forbidden and charged
accordingly
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
Must be something Terrible.

Dora-I shan't stand it another min
ute! I'm going TO send him back his
ring.
Clara-What! That beautiful dia
mond ring?
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18
A Enir Exclann Ee.

Horrors! What has he done-robbed
a church, killed his mother or whatT
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-09-18

a. a. - - - - y o. >
,sors tie Il Ire KID yg Haze ArajS Beng
LE&EII ZCZIE%<z%
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-21
DEATH OF MRS. METoALF.
Highly Esteemed Woman Passes
 Away.

Mrs. H. B. Metcalfe died yesterday morning at o'clock at her home, corner Washington and Hull Streets, after an illness Of several years.
 Mrs. Metcalfe was 54 years old. Throughout the period of her i'll health she had borne with fortitude and un- complaining resignation.
 She visited San Antonio, Texas, in the summers Of several years past. hoping to regain her health and was benefited by the trips. She went to Texas last January. returning the first of the week in accordance with advice Of her physi- fined in bed and her death. though not unexpected. was a shock to numerous relatives and friends.
 Mrs. Metcalf was daughter of Col. W. J. Howard. one of the most prominent and influential citizens of Macon Coun- ty, now deceased. She was married to H. B. Metcalfe, a well known citizen of Montgomery, in 1867, and resided in Mont gomery from that year until her death. She was a member of the Court Street Methodist Church.
 Mrs. Metcalf is survived by her hus- band, one son and four daughters, one brother and two sisters Her son Is How ard Metcalf of Los Angeles. Cal, hcr daughters are Mrs. J. s. Lynch of Phil adelphia, Mrs. w. H. Bennett of Chi genia Metcalf of Montgomery Her broth CT. Charles G. Howard, and sister, Mrs. F. M. Lester. reside at Shorters, and second sister, Mrs. Alice M. Ramsey, lives in Sweetwater, Tenn.
 The funeral will take place at 1 o'clock this afternoon from her late residence Rev. J. A. Rice. D. D., will officiate
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-21
KYLE AND PRISONER
PosToFFrCE INSPECTOR PUTS
 MAN IN JAIL
Horace Jackson Said to Be Noted Crook Brought to Montgom- cry from Selma-To Be
 Sent to Indianapolis.

Postofice Inspector s. c. Kile of In dianapolis, Ind. reached Montgomery last night with his prisoner. Horace Jack son. alleged safe blower and postoffice robber captured yesterday in Selma, a complete account of whose arrest is printed in the Selma department of to- days Advertiser.
 The alleged safe-blower was incarce- rated in the Montgomery County jail where he will probably remain for some time, owing to the absence of Judge Thomas c. Jones from Montgomery and the inability of the Postoffice Inspector tc secure the removal papers until Judge Jones's arrival.
 Inspector Kile said last night that this morning he would probably appear with his prisoner before United States Com missioner l.. H. Dawson and have the man identified. This, he says. will be sufficient cause to hold Jackson until the arrival of Judge Jones from Birmingham when the removal papers to Indianapolis. Ind, where Jackson is wanted. can be secured.
 Inspector Kile will leave for Indianap- oils as soon as he identifies Jackson be- fore the Commissioner.
 Tn the mean time Jackson will remain in the Montgomery jail. As soon as the papers are secured Jackson will be turned over to the United States marshal here and will be taken by a deputy to Indian apolis. the most noted crooks of the country.
 Jackson positively refuses to talk about his capture or his movements during the past month.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-21
HUTCHINSON CoMPLIMENrED
Finpinos Show Esteem for Mont
 gomery Young Officer.

Friends of J. B. Hutchinson of Mont gomery, Second Lieutenant Philippine Scouts, stationed at Rosario, Batangas province, Philippine Islands are gratified over a recent mark of esteem shown for the young officer by citizens of Rosario.
 Lieutenant Hutchinson was formerly a member of the Montgomery police force and had previously served an enlistment with the 29th Volunteer infantry in the Philippines.
 Montgomery friends of Lieutenant Hutchinson have received copies of the following petition which is self-explena-
 "Rosario. Batangas. Province, P. I.
 January 17th, 1908. Honorable Governor Taft:
 Hearing that Lieutenant Brooks of tho Philippine scouts Is about to leave for the United States and that Lieutenant Hutchinson will be called in to take com mand of the 7th company of Philippine scouts, he being the only officer on duty with company and it has been. and through, the good work of Lieutenant Hutchinson that we now have the town of Rosario, we the undersigned officers of this town petition you for your assist ance. in keping Lieutenant Hutchinson and the 7th company stationed at this place.
 Rosario Is practically A new town and has In its jurisdiction about 5000 people also 1t Is a center, as 1t has Lipa, nine and one-half miles north; Batanas, fifteen miles southwest, san udIl u6 bOCk, SIX teen miles southeast; Sloan seven miles northwest.
 "Tasay. six miles southwest is situated at the foot of Tumbule mountains, also has one of the finest natural springs on the Philippine Islands Sickness there Is hardly any, as 1t has almost perfect climate, being far above the sea level.
 Now if troops are withdrawn 1t will mean that without the assistance of the soldiers, it will necessitate the feeding virtually by the government Of about 5000 selves.
 There is a wagon road in very good condition to Ilpa and over this trans- portation may move.
 Now your honor. if a company post can be procured here even If only tenn porarily, we, the citizens of Rosario will donate the land suitable for one company post 7th company of scouts preferable as Lieutenant Hutchinson understands the situation and disposition of the people. The petition is signed by a large mum Der of citizens.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-21
AUTHORITARIAN.

Miss Gertrude Crenshaw of Montgom- cry Ala, and John M. Kline. of Wood stock. Va, were married at o'clock this morning in the home of w. A. Crenshaw W at Ashland.
 The ceremony was performed by the Rev. MT. Moore, pastor of the Barton Heights Methodist Church. Only the rel atlves and immediate friends of the cou- pie were present. Immediately after the ceremony a wedding breakfast was serv- ed by the Misses Crenshaw aunts of the bride, after which MT. and Mrs. Kline left dn Southern tour. They will re turn to Ashland in time to attend the Baltimore conference, which meets in Fredericksburg March 22 The bride is a niece of w. A. Crenshaw, principal of the Navy Hill School. The groom is a ministerial student at Randolph Ma con College e.-News-Lead9r, Manchester, Va
 Mrs. Kline is a sister of Mrs E A. White of Montgomery. and as Miss Cren- shaw she was known and loved by a wide circle of friends, who will wish her much happiness In her married life.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-21

is popular club man in the State and has many Montgomery friends who are interested in this announcement. The Nashville American says: Miss Boards ley Is debutante of this season and one of the most popular girls in Memphis society. It is understood that the we'd ding will take place in tho fall.
 Mrs. Chas. Kohn leaves today for her home in New York City. Mrs. Kohn was while here. and her friends regret to see her leave.
 Mrs. W. E. Boiling of Bayonne New Jersey, who. has been visiting her aunt. Miss Augusta Woodruff. will leave today for her home
 Mrs. and Mrs. Robert Henderson have returned from a visit to Pensacola where they went to see the battleship Alabama.
 Misses Mary Seibels Ball and Mary Kirkpatrick were among the guests at the reception on the Alabama in Pensacola.
 Miss Frances Gay and Miss Clara Ton nile will go abroad with Mrs. Zac Smith of Birmingham this summer.
 The Music Study Club will meet this afternoon at o'clock at the studio of Mrs. Bennett Griffin.
 Judge and Mrs. John R. Tyson and little son are enjoying a visit to Havana just now.
 Mrs. Charles Pitchford Is the guest of relatives in Montgomery.-Atlan Consti- tution.
 Mir and Mrs. Fred Janson have re- turned home from visit to friends in St Louis.
 Miss Annie Neil of Selma is the guest of Miss Kate Boothe.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-21
THE PICTURE IN THC CRATE.

THE PICTURE IN TIL CRATE. Chicago Tribune. Ho, my little fellow, with the glamour
 in your eyes, Let us watch the pictures where the
 glowing ember dies; Let us see the palace where the princess
 lives in state Walls of gold a-gleaming in the magic
 of the grate! Walls of gold and silver, and a ruby
 stream that rolls Round about the palace in the ever
 changing coals. Ho my little fellow. with the wonder in Tell me of the glories where the flashes
 fall and risei Let us see the turrets and the pinnacles
 and all- Yes. and hear the trumpets blow defiance
 from the wall! See the princess smiling at the window.
 while below Stands the princely lover who Is Ioath to
 mount and go. Ho, my little fellow. with the firelight in
 your eyes. Take me back to boy-land with its ever
 happy skies! Let me sit beside you while you gaze Tell me of the princess; of her beauty;
 of her name; Let US trace the jewels that her gentle
 charms enhance; Let us catch the glitter of the armor and
 the lance. Ho, my little fellow, with the wisdom in
 your eyes, Let me have the knowledge that I had
 when l was wise: Trace the olden pictures in the coals,
 and let me see All the royal visions that were once so
 true to me. Look again and tell me what the dying
 embers hold, For my glad boy fancies now are ashes,
 gray and cold.
 W. D. Nesbit.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-21
IN COMPLIMENT
 TO MRS. BARuCH

On Thursday evening Mrs. J. c. Haas entertained at a musicale at her home, complimentary to Mrs. Baruch of Los Angeles. Cal, and Mrs. Chas. Kohn of New York city.
 Misses Carolyn and Alma Cohn de- lighted the guests with exquisite music. Miss Carolyn Cohn played two numbers on the violin "Andante," from the Men delssohn concerto and "Rhapsodie Hon grouse" by Hauser. Miss Alma Conn sang cycle of songs, entitled 'Vreugen- ner Lieder." Every number was received with enthusiasm. Little JRnetta Haas played two numbers in which she showed much talent for one so young. After this the guests were Invited in the dining hall. where a delicious course supper was served. The guests were: Mir and Mrs. Jos. Nachman MT. and Mrs. Ben Grir- fin. MT. and Mrs. Dave Abra ham. MT and Mrs. Simon Hertz Mrs. J. Well, Miss Louise We'll MT Sidney Well, Mi Ben Well and Miss Edwards.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-21
Qn0
 SOCIETY.
BY MRS. J. M. de CoTTES.)

Dave Dunn. c. E.. Faulkenberry. Berry, yohn Duktovich, J. H. Mccall. T. A. Hamn. J. H. Hudson, c. O. Wilson. J. A. Stanley, J. I. Lott. F. A. McCaskill, George Powart, Thomas Presley and J. M. Mcdowell.
 Among the callers who enjoyed this de- nghtful affair were: Mr. and Mrs Crow ell, John Spruell. Moulton, Mesdames c. J: Wicker, Samuel J. Smither, Flynn, W. ". Spruell. Wm. McAmos, J. B. Brown, T. J. Powell, Frank Walker, Andrew Martin. T. J. Cowell. J. Wright, Messrs Ed Andrews, J. H. Mccall. Misses Addie Beeder and Maggie Wagner.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-21

photographs of centenarians we hsws no great fondness. They look too coYfDund- ed old. This is not the fault of the cen~ tenarians, but of the photographers. These artists seem to hold that 1t is tho chief duty of a reverend senior to look his age They sophisticate and doctor the pictures. Successful centenartans do not look unreasonably young. but that is none of the photographers business.