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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-07-25
Il Ma; Room for Improvement. i

q g There 10 & one branch of !, labor, = :
said the great inventor, y that must
always be done by hand : 4
mat 4 Is that z, queried tho rs.
porter. s>35. h,
I 4 ocket picking. ! replied the &. I
with : ghoulish grin d I,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-07-25

81 Three twin f(ehesS5
''haysz hatch4 at tho New Yo,..kS
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Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
ART LOAN M. E. CHURCH.

Rare specimens are already being delivered 1t ne methodist church to be exhibited at the Art Loan which opens this evening. Among them Is a bible 159 Eears old, an Indian boat from Niagara Falls, beautiful speci- mems of Mexi ,an drawn work and hand wrought spread lloaned by Mrs. Gunnil, also very interesting Sa- moan ID Han blanket and model of boat used by the Samoan natives and Battenbdrg draAn scarf loaned by Mrs. E. c Bever and beautiful paint ings loaned by Mrs. N. M. Smith. Many other articles of interest are be ing delivered which indicate that the affair will be a decided success.
 Mrs Bowling exhibits a very hand some piece ot silk crazy work and au laborate center r:ece of battenburg Miss Rachel Cox brings in hand paint ed China and center piece of cut work. Miss Dovie Patterson some old continental money.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
At the Opera House.

There was a large audience at the Opera House last night to witness the performance of "The Hills Of Califor- nia-'' It is to be regretted that the deman Is upon the columns nf the Re view this morning will not permit of a more extended notice in this issue, but the merits of the play and the characters in the caste are worthy of the favorable metnion they will re- ceive in this paper tomorrow morning It was one the best productions in the opera house for many months, and the large audience carriei away the most pleasant recollections os the DOT trayal of the parts undertake by that veteran and accomplished artist, MT. Frank Bacon, who has delighted hearts innumerable with his touching study of and depicting of the characters he assumed. Due and ample notice will be given the Hills of Caiifr mia" in the Review of tomorrow, auI the peo- pie of Bisbee will feel assuren that the Review will treat this and every per formance strictly from tn, standpoint of honest criticism 10 which they are entitled
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
PERSONAL .. MGU(I1N.

MT. and Mrs. IG-;s pysars a,e To- cated n their new home in Upper Tombstone Canyon.
 A. A. Wadsworth and C. c. Lawton are representatives of Cananea on the Copper Queen register.
 R. c. Brown. travelling representa- tive of the Bisbee Daily Review. leaves this morning for Cananea.
 Henry Hamburg is in again this week from the HuachucaS on his reg ular visit to Bisbee for supplies.
 Thomas Burns is in from the San Simon, and states that everything in that vicinity is holding up it's own.
 B. r. Graham, the president of the Fl Tigre Mining Co.,, is in the city and registered at the Copper Queen Hotel.
 w. w. Clark and w. H. Schweizer are mp from Cananea on business trip. and appear on the Copper Queen register.
 District Attorney Cunningham was in the city yesterday and represented the territory in the case of Brick Thornquist
 R. l.. Samuel, the mining man, is at the Copper Queen. He reports the Golden Treasure as showing along in the best kind of style.
 H. c. Herrick. of Douglas, is now in Tombstone, undergoing treatment for fever. It is hoped that he will soon be able to return home.
 Dr. Frederick of the Copper Queen staff will leave shortly after the new year for his old home in Kansas City, Mo, where he will spend a months vacation.
 Mrs. '. T. Hood and MT. Frank Moore, her brother. leave this morn ing for Tombstone to be present at the bedside of a sick uncle, who on yesterday was reported as being ex- tremely LOW.
 E. L. Shaw. representing Tillman and Berdell, of San Francisco, whole sale grocers, has been in Bisbee for the past two days in the interests of his firm, and reports business for his house exceptionally good.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
Entertained at Cards.

MT. and Mrs. J. T. Hood entertained small party at whist at their resi- tence in Upper Tombstone Canyon on Monday evening. Three tables were occupied by the invited guests and seven games played. After whist re treatments were served and a very pleasant evening was spent by those present. The guests were Mir. ana Mrs. L. B. Sroufe. MT. and Mrs. Frank Bledsoe, MT. and Mrs. E. l.. Shaw. MT. and Mrs. w. B. Kelly, Miss Ham, mersley and MT. Ed Moore. The la dies prize was won by Mrs. E. l.. Shaw, and the gentlemen's prize by MT. Srouie.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
Masonic Officers Installed.

Perfect Ashlar Lot ge of F. 6 4. M. had an installation of officers who were elected at the last meeting Or the lodge to serve for the ensuing Masonic year. on Monday evening last at the lodge room. The following of ficers were installed by Brother David Cohn, Past Master of King Solomon Lodge If Tombstone: W. M., Jack Taylor; s. w.. l.. l.. Gilman; J. w, c B. Ulen; Secretary. L. R. Brown; Treasurer, J. B. Angius. After the installation, Worshipful Master Taylor made ;he following appointments: H Nj. Woods, Chaplain; Charles. Hol quist. s. D.: S. A. Brown, J. D.; W. H. Perrow. Steward; Hiram Schwartz Junior Steward; F. E. Hopkins, Ty Ter. The lodge then sat down to re treatments, and short addresses ap propriate to the occasion were made by the new Worshipful Master and Chaplain Woods. Perfect Ashlar starts the New Year with every evidence oi prosperity. anG a most excellent corps of officers.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
TRAIN SCHEDULE

Trains leave Bisbee:
 7:35 a. m. for Naco Tombstone and Benson.
 9:O5 a. m. for Douglas, Hachita' Lordsburg, Clifton, Morenci. Fl Paso and East.
 11:15 a. m. for Don Luis.
 2:30 p. m. for Don Luis.
 4:4O D. m. for Naco, Tombstone and Benson.
 $50 D. m. for Douglas.
 Trains arrive at Bisbee:
 S:27 a. m. from Douglas.
 1O:30 a. m. from Benson, Tomb stone and Eaco.
 12:01 D. m. from Don Luis.
 3:43 D. m. from Don Luis.
 5:33 D. m. from Fl Paso and Doug las.
 6:35 D. m. from Benson. TomDstone and Naco.
 Through coaches between Bisbee and all points in connection with all main line trains.
 J. N. SANBURN, local agent. V. R. STILES, general passenger agent.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
Copper Queen Arrivals.

J. M. Nilsson, Prescott; Fly Ham burg, Huachucas; B. F. Graham, Doug las; Sid Graham, Douglas; T. c. liar ter, San Francisco; D. H. Harper, Can anea. T. B. Warren. Tucson; Ale1 Grielson, R. l.. Samuel, Bisbee; T. T Esner, Milwaukee; w. w. Clark, Can anea; w. H. Schweiger, Cananea; Jos McCusber, San Francisco; A. A. Wads worth. 2. c. Lawton, La Cananea Thomas Burns, San Simon.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
pr. Bedford Dead.

The many friends of Dr. w. C. Bed ford will learn with regret that he passed away at his home in Tomb stone yesterday. The Doctor had been a resident of the county seat for about a year, going there for bron. chial troubles. While there he made many warm friends. He belonged to the Masonic fraternity, and under their auspices he will be buried today
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
Milk Outfit for Sale.

Must be sold before the New Year
 g head No. l Jersey and Durham milk cows. with spring wagon. horse. har
 ness, hay cutter, tanks, milk cans and tools. The best milk route in Tomb stone. The corral is located within one-quarter of a mile from most dis tant customer. The milk of ter nore COWS can be readily disposed of Will sell cheap for cash. Inquire ol c. N. Thomas, Bisbee. or Woolery Rros Tombstone. 1I-13-tf
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
Thinas Went Smoothly.

Justice Brown always enjoys his practical joke. He states that the reason everything went so smoothly at his temple of justice yesterday was because there were few cans of lard stored n his premises.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
Mex Got Fifteen.

Mex Got Fifteen.
 The Mexican who was stabbed a week or so ago with a pair of shears in the hands of another Mexican was arrested yesterday again for vagran- cy. and appeared before Judge Brown His Honor passed him fifteen days as New Years gift.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
Stealing from Freight Cars.

Deputy Sheriff Payne of Don Luis has captured two thieves who have been robbing the freight cars at Don Luis. They will have a hearing be fore Justice Brown today
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
Cactus Club Ball.

This evening at the opera house the Cactus Club will give another of their delightful balls to which the members ana their friends have been invited. The last affair of this kind given by members of the club was a delightful affair.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
Closed Next Monday.

When the Copper Queen store closes next Saturday night it will not be opened again until Tuesday morning. as Nventory will be taken of the stock on Monday.
Bisbee daily review., 1903-12-30
BRIEF.'. .'.CITY.' .'.NEWS
St. Johns Guild Tea.

St. Johns Guild will give tea this afternoon at the handsome residence Of S. w. Clawson. between the hours of 2:30 and 5 o'clock All are invit- ed
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1903-09-25
A LARGE Order.

Probably the largest order ever
given for paint in the State of
North Carolina. was received by the
Odell Hardware Co., of Greensboro,
N. c., from w. A Irwin, Esq, of
Durham.
The order was for 5000 gallons of
Devoe lead -and-zinc paint, to be
used on the large Irwin Mills and
their cottages now being built in
Hartnett County. Many of the
leading paint manufacturers were
eager to secure this order, and it
speaks volumes that the preference
was given to Devoe 1ead-and zinc
which is undoubtedly the foremost
paint in this country today.
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neck between us, but he had the bulge
on me over 300 years. Can l beat 300
years, Kurnel Harper? Can a man be
a great man 300 years befo he's BON"
Reckon not Abe" replied the colo
mel.
Then yo' see the injustice of it;
wanted to down me so bad that they
had to go back 300 years for an excuse.
Dot rot 'em, kurnel, but they won't
give me no show! They've set out to
drive me out of Pike county, and they
won't stop at nothing to carry out their
plans"
"But yo' won't let 'em do it, AbeT
"Never in this world, kurnel. I've
got schemes, have, and I'll have every
blessed man, woman and child in the
county singing my praises within a
fortnight. I'm expecting as many as
ten kilograms any minute"
"Shool Shoop
"Kurnel HARPER" said Abe as q wise
look came to his face, there are oven
100000 600 nevis in America, and ev-
cry single one of 'em was bon mean
and lazy. Yo' can't get one of 'em to
do his best without cussing at him.
Cussing a mewl takes up time. l fig
ure that the time lost in cussing the
nevis of America amounts to a mil
lion dollars a year. Yo' can't put it a
cent less. Yo've got as many as fo'ty
working nevis and sixty darkies on
yo'r plantation. How much time do
yo' waste every year cussing them
mewls?'
"a heap, Abe, and it don't do any
good. A mewl is a mewl, yo' know"
81 know he is. but I'm going to
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change MIN over. How much time do
yo waste cussing darkies"
Its heaps, jest the same, and l can't
see that they work any better for 1T. l
may cuss for an hour and then turn
my back to find em going to sleep
again."
"Then here's my point. Invent some
thing to do the cussing and save yo'r
breath to talk politics. I've got the idea
right in my head and shall work it out
inside of a week. It'll be called the
cussophone, and it'll cuss and call
names for twenty-four hours after be
ing wound up. Just attach 1t to
nevis ear and let 'er rip. It'll be some
thing so much better than the human
voice that every mewl will git up and
hump himself and do double work. l
believe l can make 'em for dollar
apiece, and the sales will be 10000 a
year. When not in use to cuss nevis
they can be used to cuss plantation
hands and hired men, and thus double
their value. What do yo' think of the
idea, kurhel?"
Looks to me like a gold mine, Abe.
Pm working fo'ty nevis right along,
and wants cussophone for each one
of EN-"
THAT clinches it, kurnel, and I'll
have the machine out inside of two
weeks. MEANWHILE
"What is it, Abe?"
Meanwhile being as yo' have asked
me to step around to Toms place and
wet my throat, l can't find it in my
heart to deny yo'. Jest wet my throat,
kurnel-jest little wet"
NJ. QUAD.
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A Funny BIunder.

A newspaper published at Siegberg,
Germany, distinguished itself by be-
slowing upon the pope five Christian
names which his holiness does not pos
sess. His baptismal name is Joseph;
but, according to the journal referred
to, the pontiff at the time of the con-
clave's decision was Siegfried Adam
Richard Theodore Otto Cardinal Sar-
to. The Independence Beige explains
the mystery. The Frankfort CORE
spondent telephoned through to his
paper the result of the election from
the Frankfort Gazette, and in spelling
Sarto he gave after each letter a name
of which 1t was the initial. All the
names got into print. The Siegberg
paper pointed out the coincidence that
the initials of the Christian names
made up the patronymic of Plus Y.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1903-09-25

To those who are afflicted with the
fear of race suicide census statistics
bring good tidings. This authori-
ty declares that the birthrate per
thousand in this land was 35.1, which
is exceeded in Europe only by Aus
tria- Hungary and Italy. 1t is a fact
however, that the birthrate of for
eign bornparents nearly doubles that
'of American parents. With the
right kind of training these children
are as liable to make as good citizens
of this republic as are the so-called
native born citizens. Many of the
native born parents do not have to
go back so very far to find where
their branch of the ancestral tree
was transplanted to foreign shore.
But if the child's parents for a few
generations have lived and been cit
liens in this country then they are
through and through natives. Let
not the country fear this population
which is born of foreign parents but
educate them the same as if they
were as American as the American
born and then they probably will not
prove to be more of menace to this
country than are many of it's own
product.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1903-09-25

Both BARRIERS rose hastily to their
feet and stood, each by the side of his
chair, expectant.
The customer, who certainly looked
like a man who would never think Of
refusing to give a tip, stood hesitating
between the Establishments of the ton
serial artists.
With the instinct of fair play strong
upon him, the customer took a coin
from his pocket, twirled it in the air
and said
Call the turn"
Heads" said the nearest barber.
Heads it is" said the customer when
the coin came down and settled him
self comfortably in the chair of the
winner.-New York Press.
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$1,000 IN Cash Prizes.

A paper like the Boston Herald
never does things by halves. When
it offers a thousand dollars in cash
prizes, it means to distribute one
thousand dollars. The details will
not be made public until next Sun
day. Such an offer should excite
enough interest to put a Sunday
Boston Herald in every home in this
town, and we shall be very much
surprised at any other result.
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Selfish Fellow.

Nell-Is your engagement really bro
ken off?
Belle-Absolutely 1 sent back all his
letters today, and it's positively final.
Nell-The idea! What led to the
break?
Belle-Just his selfishness. When
limited to him that 1 didn't love him
any more he wanted his ring back. OF
course told him he couldn't have it,
and that made him mad.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
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Woman's Way,

woman" he said oracularly, makes
trouble for herself"
"HowW
"Well, she always knows just what
she wants when she hasn't any mon
ey."
"And when she hasp
"Why, then she puts in so much time
looking at everything in town that she
doesn't know what she wants. Chi
cago Post
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His Argument.

darkest Africa.
But" protested his friends, think
of the danger of exploring an absolute
ly unmapped country
That's nothing" he replied. Il shall
use fashion pattern diagram"
Realizing that any possible road
would surely be there, they could think
of no further objection to offer..Judge.
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Bookkeeper-Six more of our dun
ming letters have been returned by the
dead letter Office, and postage had to be
paid on them.
Tailor-It can't be helped.
'If your envelopes contained your
name and address they would be re-
turned without expense"
Eyes, but then the people who re-
ceive them wouldn't open them."-
New York Weekly.
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Second Nature.

ct fear" said his host next morning,
you didn't sleep well last night Ev-
cry time woke up could hear you
thrashing around in your bed"
81 ought to have told you" apollo
gized the guest, a man from Kansas
City. 1--WE got so used to foods that
tread water in my sleep."-Chicago
Tribune
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1903-09-25

mo" said the manager; Il can't ac-
cept your play. I'm very sorry"
Don't you think the lines are witty
or the plot clever or the
"Oh, it's all right as far as the lines
and the plot are concerned, but one Of
the characters is a cook. Where could
we get one, with any hope of being able
to keep her ?-Chicago Record Herald.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1903-09-25
The Strongest Jnn.

Graham county Jail, at Clifton, Ariz.,
is the strongest Jail in the world. 1t
comprises four large apartments hewH
from the solid quartz rock Of a hill
side. The entrance is through box
like vestibule built of heavy masonry
and equipped with three sets of steel
gates
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1903-09-25

1t is a popular superstition in Eng
land that whatever you are doing the
first time you hear the cuckoo, that you
will do most frequently all the year.
Another is that an unmarried person
will remain single as many years as the
cuckoo when first heard utters its call.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1903-09-25
Productive of sneezes.

They're still looking for a national
flower, see. Now what's the matter
with the goldenrod? There's, a flower
that's not to be sneezed at"
Huh" replied the man with wa
terry eyes. 81 guess you never had hay
fever, did youY'-Philadelphia Press.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1903-09-25
So They Told.

Editor-How did you find out so
much about the proceedings Of that
woman's club?
Reporter-It was a secret meeting
they held.-Judge.
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Sardinia has only 10000 Inhabitants,
although it could easily support 3,O00,
900. A German tourist writes that he
has travelled on that island by rail two
hours without seeing a single house.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1903-09-25

Perfectly transparent bodies are only
visible by virtue Of nonuniform illumi-
nation, and in uniform illumination
they become absolutely invisible.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1903-09-25

Her novels show lack of revision"
"Well, she is very young"
"I suppose her mother hardly per
mits her to read what she has writ
ten. Puck.
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The Condor.

The condor keeps its young longer in
the nest than any other bird. Fully
twelve months elapse before the young
condors can fly.
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kind. They do not envy mere ap-
pearances. They do not make
solemn business of amusement.
Some of them have grown so care
less of strangers that they are their
own society. Eagle.
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Anent the Chestnut.
IT'S now the chestnut,
All aglow,
Is quite the best nut.
Don't you know.
When this today we
Sing serene
In manner gay, we
Simply mean
The nut so dear and
Full of zest,
And not the scar and
Yellow jest.
r.. X. Munkttrick in New York
Times
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The Medicine
That You Take
Who puts it up for you?

Who puts it up for you?
Do you know whether the
doctors prescription is fol-
lowed exactly?
Do you know what grade
of drugs is used in the pre-
scription?
When you have pre-
scription compounded in our
store, there is not the shadow
of doubt about the work
being correct in every partic-
ular.
Wa do # rinh+ orr MT ar all
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British Museum Library.
Transparent bodies.

One hundred volumes a day is the
increase in the British museum.
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]. vi. TAYLOR,

Registered Pharmacist, Bradford, VT.
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We do it right or not at all,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-09-04

A frog cannot breathe with his
mouth open. The conformation Of
his breathing apparatus is such that
when his mouth is open his nostrils
will be closed, and, paradoxical as
it may seem, all you have to do to
suffocate a frog is to put q stick in
his mouth SO he cannot shut his
jaws. 1t is strange phenomenon,
probably unparalleled in animal his
tory, but nevertheless any one who
pleases may make the experiment,
though il certainly will be disas-
trous 10 the frog.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-09-04

In New England cobweb pills sre
supposed TO cure the ague. and In the
south certain knuckle bone In q pigs
foot is sure cure for rheumatism II it
be carried in the pocket or worn sus-
pended from q string around the neck
Tracing the spider web pill IL origi-
mated In China. where all species Of in
sects have certain positive or negative
values in medicine In Peking II h
customary TO give two or three SCOT
pions or spiders to . patient III Of fever.
In Ireland the peasanhy swallow small
spiders alive TO effect cures From
these the cobweb pin OF the New Eng
land native was easy. In Flanders the
live spider il fastened into the empty
shell Of walnut and worn around the
neck OF the patient As the creature
dies the fever decreases until IL II gone
entirely.-Rochesfer Post Express.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1903-09-04

When anesthetics we're first dis
covered it was urged by those who
had learned ~ admire the dexterity
Of surgical art that the days Of that
art were doomed, that surgeons
would become mere "puddlers" and
that a false sentiment and fear
about pain and the inhiction Of pain
would take from the Esculapian
fraternity the boldest and manifest
qualities. No more heroes Of sur
gerry would be born.