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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16
HOW A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ESCAPED
SPRING CATARRH BY Use OF PERU ma.
Nothing Robs One of Strength Like Spring Catarrh--
Spring Fever is Spring Caarh.
Pr0sfrafiOn.

~ -.- .r-Es
Thousands of cases might be quoted
in which Perunaha been usedtorescue-
people from the perdition of deranged
foundation Of health. The County Aud
itor of Erie county, New York, Hon.
John w. Nef, in a recent letter written.
at Buffalo, New York, stated: 81
persuaded by a friend to try q bottle of
your great nerve tonic, Peruna, and the
results were so gratifying that I nm
more than pleased to recommend It,"
A Spring Tonic.
Almost everybody needs tonic in the
spring. Something to brace the nerves,
invigorate the brain and cleanse the
blood. That Peruna will do this is be-
yond all question. Everyone who has
tried it has had the same experience as
Mrs. D. w. Undertake, of Lynchburg,
Va, who, in a recent letter, made S
of the following words: ct always
take a dose of Peruna after business
hours, as it is a great thing for the
nerves. There is no better spring tonic.
and I have used about all of them"
Catarrh in Spring.
The spring is tho best time to treat,
catarrh. Nature renews herself every
spring. The system is rejuvenated by
spring weather, This renders medicines
more effective. A short course of Pc
runa, assisted by the balmy air o offspring,
will cure old, stubborn cases of catarrh.
that have resisted treatment for years.
Everybody should have a copy Of DR..
Hartman's latest book on catarrh. Ad-
dress The Peruna Medicine Co., Column
bus, Ohio.
Mrs. Lulu Larmer, Stoughton, Wis,
says:
"For two years I suffered with nerv-
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16
How to Get Strong Nerves.

First, repair the injury already done
to your nerves. The way to do this is to
do exactly as did Matte B. Curtis, Sec
rotary of Legion Of Loyal Women, Hotel
Salem, Boston, Mass. She said in a re-
cent letter: 81 suffered for wei a year
with general weakness and debility
manifested in severe headache and
backache. I took four bottles of Peru
ma, and for two months have been en-
tirely free from these maladies."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

Many COWS are made cross and I'M
ruly by the men who have the care of
them. Take almost any nervous, high
strung COW and place her under the
care of ill-tempered. impatient men,
and the result is not difficult to fl gesee.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

SoS VI
stomach disorders
until it seemed
that there was
nothing to me but
a bun die OF
nerves. I w a s
very irritable,
could not sleep.
rest or compose
myself, and was
certainly unfit to
take care of n
household. [ took
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16
MISS HELEN WHITMAN.

Miss Helen Whitman, $685. Grand avenue, Milwaukee, Wis, writes:
~ " There is nothing like Peruna for that tired feeling, which gives
yon no ambition for work or play. After a prolonged illness, about
ayear ago I felt unable to regain my health, but four bottles of Pc
rnna made q wonderful change and restored me to perfect health.
AS long as you keep your blood in good condition you are all right,
and Peruna seems to fill the veins with pure, heaLthfu blood. 1
thoroughly endorse it," MISS HELEN WHITMAN
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16
Two of One Mind.

Father-Are you and this Mr.. Simpson
~congenial, daughter?
Daughter-Oh, yes, pa; he likes to hear
talk about himself.-Detroit Free Press
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

WEST HAVEN, CoNN.-Eight months ago I
took q severe pain in my back. The sample
box Of Doan's Kidney Pills helped me SO
much / purchased two boxes am on my Sec
ond box. My heart does not bother me as it
used to and ] feel well.-SARAH E. BRADLEY,
No. 377 Elm Street, West Haven, Conn.
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Eleventh Hour Resolutions,

Great Southwest at once. Write for our
entertaining books and a copy of farming
in the Southwest" free. Low~rate excur-
sions on the first and third Tuesdays of
each month. Ask about the rates. Address
KATY" 305 Wainwright Bldg, St. Louis,
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Aching backs are eased. Hip, back, and
loin pains overcome. Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
They correct urine with brick dust sedi-
ment, high colored, pain in passing, drib-
bling, frequency, bed wetting. Doan's
Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel.
Relieve heart palpitation, sleeplessness,
headache, nervousness dizziness.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

CuRTIcE, OIL had such severe pain in my
back that / could not walk. fused the sam
Pile OF Doan's Kidney Pills with such good re-
suits / sent to Toledo for another box, and
they cured me.-sARAH E. CoTTRELL, Cur
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16
Economy, Not Oddly,

FriendHWhy do you wear those fearfully
old-fashioned collars?
Winkers Ia man of af~fairs)-Because when
the washerworvan sends them to anybody
else they always return them.-Stray Sto.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

Thin people who want to appear stouter
have been known to lie in wait.-Philadel
phia Evening Bulletin.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

in my place would you accept Toms pro-
posal!" Mayme-"Sure. Why, if 1 had
been in your place I would have accepted
him last week when he proposed to me-
Chicago Daily News.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

FALMOUTH, Val suffered over twelve
months with pain in the small of my back.
Medicines and plasters gave only temporary
relief. Doan's Kidney Pills cured me-. s.
BRowN, Falmouth, Va.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

Whoever are least disturbed in mind by
calamities, and in act struggle against them,
these are the best men in states and in pri
vate life.-Epictetus.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

One thing is clear to me: that no indul-
gence of passion destroys the spiritual ma
ture so much as respectable ~sel6shness-
George Macdonald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

Pitch a lucky man into the Nile, says the
q fish in his mouth.-Willis.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

Putnam Fadeless Dyes are fast to light
and washing.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

why, Willie" said mamma, you're
pulling the cat's tall Mamma, I amt pull
ing her tail. I'm only holding it, and she's
doing the pulling" Humane Society Bull
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an %infalli-
BILE medicine for coughs and colds:-N: w.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

Opium and Liquor Habits Cured.
Book free. BIN. Woolley, M. D. Atlanta, Ga.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

Every one desires to live long, but no one
would be old.-Swift.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

Stops the Cough
and works off the cold. Laxative Bromo
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16
Light ON the Subject.

He-l suppose you are aware Of the ten.
der feeling | have for you?
She--No;I'm quite in the dark.
"That being the case permit me to sug>
gest that we strike a match."-Chicago
Daily News.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16
Shake Unto Your shoe.

Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t cures painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes
easy: Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
Dom accept any substitute. Sample FREE.
Address A.. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

1t is claimed that tincture of iodine
applied with a feather will remove
warts from a cows uddel, G
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

Silence is sometimes the severest criticism.
Buxton,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16

find nonsense singularly refreshing
Talleyrand.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-16
CLOSE TO THE PEOPLE.

Kidney Pills have leaped into Public favor because the people cal write direct
and largest sale known to any Kidney medicine in the world
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

In 1899 The Sangerlust cele brated it's fiftieth anniversary with large cele- bration in New York City. The follow- ing is his testimony:
 About two years ago l caught severe cold while travelling and which settled into catarrh of the bronchial tubes, and so affected my voice that I was obliged to cancel my engagements. In distress I was advised to try Peruna, and although had never used patent medicine before, l sent for bottle.
 "Words but lily describe my sulR Rprise to find that within few days was greatly relieved and within three weeks I was entirely recovered. l am never without it now, and take an oc- casional dose when I feel run down. Julian Weisslitz.
 If you do not derive prompt and sat- isfactory results from the use of Pe- runa write al once to Dr. Hartman, giv- ing full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valu- able advice gratis.
 Address Dr. Hartman. President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
FOREIGN NOTABLES.

Baron Attila Paganini. the grand. son of the celebrated violinist, is go- ing to leave to the town of Genoa all the many memeutoes of the great Paganini. Of these there are great numbers.
 Stuttgart Journals announce that Emperor Williams revenues have been increased by about 500. .0e0 marks through his belng made the chief heir of Duke Nicolaus, who had large possessions in Silesia.
 Prince Imra, younger brother of the sultan of Sulu, has, at his own and his fathers request, became the adopted son of Colonel Owen J Sweet of the Twenty-eighth United States infantry. The young prince i; HOW in Boston with the eolonefi | family.
 | Dr. Koch has been chosen foreigr member of the French Academy ot Sciences to fill the vacancy left by tn, death of Professor Virchow. Twen weight votes were given for Dr Rock, against eighteen for Professol Agassiz, curator at Harvard univer sity; eleven for s. P. Langley of Wash ington, and one for Professor Van de Vaals of Amsterdam.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
GREENS AS SPRING TONIC.
Rhubarb. Lettuce, Spinach and Nari- ous Herbs Are HeaIthful at
 This Season.

At the beginning of spring there comes an uncomfortable longing for fresh, green vegetables and acids. The same feeling possesses the sailor far away at sea-a longing which produces disease if neglected for too long pc riod. History tells of entire commun- ities in the virgin forests of the new world who perished in winter from scurvy. In one case a colony from the old world was saved by the discovery of a cranberry bed under the snow, out of which the fruit was quickly dug, and gave the necessary vegetable acid to the suffering colony.
 In these modern days. when tropical fruit and green vegetables are brought to market in abundance in winter, one can hardly realize the suffering from scurvy after the long shut-in period in olden times. As late as the eighteenth century there was a scarcity of acid foods in the early spring. The rhu- barb plant was then welcome as an an tiscorbutic, because it could be ob- tained so much earlier than any fruit that ripens in the fields, gardens or orchards. Its early name of spring fruit shows for what purpose it was chiefly used, as a substitute for stewed fruit. The value of the fresh, acid quality of the rhubarb makes it SUI perior Con the score of health) to any canned. dried or preserved fruit, and 1t was known to our ancestors as one of the best antiscorbutic foods that could be obtained. To-day, when the horrors of scuryy are no longer to be feared in the civilized world. there is still. however. suggestion of the old trouble that comes in the spring from the need of the good green herbs of the earth and of acid fruits, says the New York Tribune.
 Though rhubarb is no longer neees- sity to health. it is a plant which should not be neglected, but stewed regularly when fresh, as spring tonic, good for young and old. Remember to cut the rhubarb without peeling it. Season it lightly with sugar. Stew it slowly in an oldfashioned porcelain pipl<in. Like lettuce salad. it is one of the best and most certain remedies for the tired worn feeling of spring that can possi ply be given the family
 Use salads freely at this season ot the year. and stews of good greer herbs, like spniaeh, sorrel and any pot herbs. Healthy people eat dandelior greens as eagerly as healthy animals eat grass. They fill want that noth ing else seems to do. People were healthier in the old-fashioned times when they gathered the greens from the good earth and cooked them as soon as they were gathered.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
He.d Reeu to Market.

Arthur was one of the little unfortunate army of fve-year-olds that lives on Fifth avenue, where he has everything to hls hearts content except mud pies and things one of Arthur's unces bought a country seat on Long Island-barns, horses, cows. chickens, and other rural conveniences lr- cluded. Recently Arthur was allowed to visit the farm" and to inspect the same at his leisure One of the first things he saw was strange creature on two legs, With wings and mania for scratching gravel.
 Whats that thing" he asked
 That's a chicken" was explained.
 "Oh. mo-" he said incredulously, .'you can't fool me; that things got feathers on it."-N Y. Times.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
A Xeteran's Story.

Bath, N. Y, April l3th.-The first con- sideration of the Commandant and Officers in the conduct of the Soldiers and Sail ors' Home here, is the health of the Vet erans. Kidney Troubles are the most com mon cause of ailment, very few of the old men escaping these in some form or other.
 Of course the comrades do as much as possible for themselves and one of the most popular and useful remedies em- ployed is Dodd's Kidney Pills which seem to be almost infallible in cases of Kidney arrangements. Indeed, there are among the veterans, several who claim to owe their lives to Dodd's Kidney Pills.
 For instance, A. E. Ayers, who came to the home from Minneapolis, Minn., was given up by four doctors in that city. He had Bright's Disease and never expected to live through it, but his life was saved and his health restored by Dodd's Kid ney Pills.
 His experience has made the remedy very popular among the men and no one who has used Dodd's Kidney Pills for any Kidney Trouble has been disappointed.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
THE MEN AND WOMEN
Who Enjoy the Choicest Products
 of the Worlds Commerce.
Knowledge of What Is Best More I'm. portant Than Wealth With
 out It.

It must be apparent to every one that qualities of the highest order are neees- sa-~ to enable the best of the products of uiudern commerce to attain permanently to universal acceptance. However loudly
 heralded, they may not hope for world wide
 preeminence unless they meet with the general approval, not of individuals only,
 but of the many who have the happy
 faculty of selecting enjoying and learn ing the real worth of the choicest prod ucts. Their eommendation, consequently, becomes important to others, since to meet the requirements of the well in- formed of all countries the method of manufacture must be of the most per feet order and the combination the most excellent of its kind The above is true not of food products only. but is espe- cially applicable to medicinal agents and after nearly a quarter of century of growth and general use the excellent remedy, Syrup of Figs, is everywhere accepted, throughout the world, as the best of family laxatives. Its quality is due not only to the excellence of the combination of the laxative and carmin- ative principles of plants known to act most beneficially on the system and pre- scented in the form of a pleasant and re- freshing liquid, but also to the method of manufacture of the California Fig | Syrup Co.,, which ensures that uniformi- | ty and purity essential in remedy in | tended for family use. Ask any physi- | elan who is well informed and he will | answer at once that 1t is an excellent | laxative. If at all eminent in his pro- fession and has made a special study of 1 iaxatives and their effects upon the sys- tenn he will tell you that it is the best of family laxatives, because it is sim pie and wholesome and cleanses and sweetens the system effectually. when | laxative is needed, without any un- pleasant after-efects. Every well-in- formed druggist of reputable standing knows that Syrup of Figs is an excel lent laxative and is glad to sell it. at the regular price of fifty cents per bot tie, because it gives general satisfac- tion. but one should remember that in order to get the beneficial effects Of | Syrup of Figs it Is necessary to buy the genuine. which is sold in original pack ages only, the name of the remedy Syrup of Figs and also the full name oi
 the Company-California Fig Syrup Go
 printed on the front of every package
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
D.fense of spanish Woman.

More awful rubbish is written about the people, especially the women, of Latin countries than of almost any thing else Take them all, the spark ling daughters of Andalusia, the nobly grave women of the Castles, the en- chanting Valeneianas, the ruddy- checked women of the Asturia, and of Galicia, the robust and wholesome Cat. alonians, the proud Aragonesas, and they make up national grouping Of women hard to surpass for charm and yerve.-Mexiean Herald.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

colored and showing "brick-dust-like" deposit. Urination is infrequent, too frequent or excessive. You should heed these danger signals before chronic complications set ln=Dia- betes, Dropsy Bright's disease. Take Doan's Kidney Pills in time and the | cure is simple.
 J. F. Wainwright, of the firm Of Bones < Wainwright, painters and contrac ctors, Pulaski, Va. says: -Four or five times year for the past few years I have suffered with severe attacks of pain in my back, caused from kidney trouble. During these spells ] was in such misery from the constant pain and aching that it was almost impossible for me to stoop or straighten, and 1t really seemed as if the whole small of my back had given away. At times also had difficulty with the kidney secretions which were dis colored, irregular and scalding, and l was also greatly distressed with headaches and dizziness. 1 used number of recommended reme- dies but I never found anything so successful as Doan's Kidney Pills. When l heard of u em I had an at tack and procured box of them. In few days the pain and lameness dis appeared. the trouble with the kid ney secretions was corrected and my system was improved generally. l have every confidence in Doan's Kid ney Pills.'
 A FREE TRIAL of this great kid- ney medicine which cured Mir. Vain wright will be mailed to any part of the United States on application. Address Foster-Milburu Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all druggists, price 50 cents per box.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
IItfIe-lut- -Terrible.

It will astonish the victims of the grip to learn that the bacillus of that dread disease Is only thousandth of an inch in length and about one,eighty- eral impression during the prevailing epi. demic has been that the bacillus must be oI at least the size of sea serpent.-ot. Louis Republic.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
What Uncle Reuben says,

It was Deacon White, of our church, who was gwine to sell his mewl an send de price to de benighted heather of Africa, but he was saved de trubble by some be- nighted heathen of America stealth de ami nal an a wheelbarrer to boot.-Detrolt Free Press
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
Preferred to Re Alive.

Cholly-Charming widow, isn't she? They say she Is to marry again.
 Algy-I wouldn't want to be a widows second husband.
 Well, I'd rather be widows second husband than her first, doncherknow = London TIt-Bts.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

 Precinus GIrIn.

Beryl-Yes, I know the count is very sincere in his attentions to me. How can you say he is a trlfier?
 Sibyl-I know that he loves you, dear ard that Is why l say he pays undue at tention to trifes-Baltimore Herald.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
TWO SIGNALS.
There a r {

There a r e t W O serious S i g n a l s of kidney l s. The first sig nal c o m e s from the back with numer- ous aches and pal n s. The second signal comes in the kidney secre- 10 n S, t h e urine is thin and pale or 4nn h nh lU
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
Of His Feed.

Cant I serve you some nice curried eggs this morning, sir:3 asked the ob- sequous waiter
 tsCurried eggs2' repeated the guest. What have 1 struek-a mares nest Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
A RepOrf.

Frend-Find much progress in the south 7 Returned tourist-Oh, yes. Why, in Georgia. for instance. the crackers are be- coming crackerjacks Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken of as a cough cure.-J. W. O'Brien, 322 Third
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

Thin people who want to appear stouter have been known to lie in wait.-Phlladel- nnla Evening Bulletin.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

Always look for this Trade Mark: "The Kean, Kool Kitchen Kind" The Stoves without smoke, ashes or heat. Make com fortable cooking.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

Responsibility is not conferred by wealth ne-Chicago Journal
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

Liberality consists rather in giving sea sonably than much.-Cicero
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16
Pe--u-na n Preventive and Cure for Cold,

Pe--u-na Preventive md Cure Tor colds. Mr. C. F. Given, Sussex, N. B., Vice President of The Pastime Boating Club" writes:
 'Whenever the cold weather sets in I have for years past been very sure to catch a severe cold which was hard to throw off, and which would leave after effects on my constitution the most of the winter.
 Hast winter I was advised to try Peruna. and within five days the cold was broken up and in five days more 1 was well man. I recommended it to several of my friends and all speak he highest praise for it. There Is nothing like Peruna for catarrhal affIicfi0ns. IT is we'll nigh in faiiibIe as a cure, and ! gladly endorse it. "-.-C. F. Given. A Prominent Singer Saved From Loss os
 Voice.
 MT. Julian Weisslitz, 175 Seneca street, Buffalo, N. Y., is cores bonding eearetorv of The Sanperlust of New
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color Silk, Wool and Cotton at one boiling.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

To Cure n Cold Tn One Day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AM druggists refund money if it failst cure. 25c.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

It's Loor poster girl that isn't stuck up.-Chicago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1903-04-16

Mr. Julian Weissitz, 175 Seneca street, Buffalo. N. Y, is corresponding secretary of The Sangerlust, of New York; is the leading second bass of the Sangerlust, the largest German singing society of New York and also the oldest