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Local Staple eroeerIes.

Arples-Western evaporated. lIxIs1sc. Flour-Fancy patent. $40; half patent s3.S5
 Sugar-Granulated, Sc; l. z 49sc. Coffee-Green, 7M@9hc. Arbuckle's. packages. s10.SO: Lion packages, s10.55; Cordova packages, S1o.SO; Porto Rico, S10. so.
 Meats-Dry salted ribs 10Ac; clear bel lies, 121zc; dry salted ribs bellies. 1ossc; hams, fancy, 14s4c; medium 1S9sc; extra clears 101sc; California, 1o&c; breakfast bacon, 14c.
 Lard-Leaf, 11c.
 Compound Lard-Snow drift, SAC. Molasses Centrifugal 1bQ35c; sugar. house. 4Oc; Georgia cane. 36c.
 Corn-Mixed, 63c; white, 60c.
 Meal-Bolted. $l.15; water ground. H.i5. Hay-Per ton, timothy No 1. s21.OO; clo- yer, mixed. $20 .0O; prairie, $1S.O0; Johnson grass, $15.00.
 Oats-Mixed, 49c; white, 50c.
 Cotton Seed Meal-Per ton, $2400
 Pearl Grits-92 lbs. S165.
 Bran-Pure wheat $2400; shorts s24; honiiny feed. $210
 Beans-Navy, s265 per bushel; Lima, Go 61sc per pound.
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EASTBoUND.


 No. 1. from Macon. Albany. Coumbus Onollka, Americus. etc. s:45 D. m. No 8. from Savannah. Augusta. Macon Columbus. etc. l2;20 D. m.
 Eleaant through sleepers between Bir- roInvham, Columbus. Macon and Savan- nah on Nos. and 1.
 Connection Is made at Savannah with the fast freight and luxurious passenger rtonInships Of the Savannah Line from and to New York, Boston and the east. For more detailed Information, beauti- fully-lllnstrated matter write or apply to l. II. KIRzIE. Travelling Passeng ger Agent. 1921 First Avenue. JACK w. JOHNSON. Union Ticket Agent. Birmingham. Ala. J. c. HALLE. General Passenger Agent r. ]. ROBINSON. Asst. Gen. Pass. Agent w. A. WTNBURN. Vice President and Traffic Manager.
 THEODORE D. KLINE. GenL supt. Savannah. Ga.
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Naval sfores.

Savannah. April S.-Turpentine firm at 50c; receipts. s62; sales, 659; exports, 67. Rosin firm; receipts, 451; sales, 5S9O; ex- ports, 90. Quote A, B, c, D. E, $2; F, s2.O5; G. s2.1O; H, $40; l, s2.S5; K. 8; M. $S.20: Window Glass, sS.45; Water White $4.50.
 New York, April s.-Turpentine firm at 561aQ57c.
 ing doing Resin nominal: A, B. c. D, E, s1.95; F, g; G. $2.1O; II, $2.3Oi I, s2.75; K, $3.1O N, $S.5O; Window Glass, $S.75; Water White, $4.15.
 Wilmington, April S.-Turpentine, noth- ing doing; receipts, Il casks. Resin firm, $1 .95; receipts, 55c. Crude turpentine quiet, 32qS. 50, and s3.75; receipts. 35. Tar firm, si.75; receipts, 192.
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SPECIAL TRAINS

To Florida on Southern Discontinued. Effective April ?. the Chicago and Flor ida special running between Chicago and St. Augustine, Fla, will be discontinued Effective April IA Florida limited trains Nos 13 and IA will be discontinued be- tween Jacksonville and St. Augustine
 J. c. LUSK,
 District Passenger Agent
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Dry Goods.

New York, April S.-It has been a feat ureless day in dry goods. the weather be- ing instrumental in causing considerable of the quiet, although buyers are not to be persuaded into taking anything be- yond their immediate requirements.
 Prices are held firmly. and the surround ing conditions are not indicative of any
 weakening on the part of selling factors.
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Our fans are beautiful in design, and very durable. All styles carried in stock. Birmingham Railway, Light & Power Go.
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Cotton Seed Oil.

New Orleans, April s.-Cotton seed oil: Prime refined in barrels, 4O14c; off refined in barrels. 361ac; prime crude, 95c.
 Memphis, April S.-cotton seed oil: Car load lots, per gallon, prime eruae. S51aG 36c; off crude, 29@34c prime summer yell low, zo1hd39c; off summer yellow, nomi nal; choice cooking summer yellow, less than car load lots, .3c. Meal, prime, $2O.- 25@0 .50; cake, prime, $2O.
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Chicauo Change.

Chicago, April S.-There was decided ly bullish sentiment in the wheat pit to- day and the close showed a gain of 1ssc for May. Corn was up 1sc but oats were lac lower. Provisions were strong and the May products were unchanged to 200 higher.
 The leading futures ranged as follows:
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BIRMINGHAM AND ATLANTIC R. R.
Schedule Effective November 9. ieo,

Schedule Effective November g. ieo2 Read Down. Read Up No l. No B. No. 2 No4 am. D. m. am. pm. 7:25 400 Lv....Talladega. ...Ar IO:00 GAO s:35 5:OO Ar.....Pell City....Lv. $50 5:a, 9:5s 1O:oO Ar. .Birming ham. .Lv. 500 8:4b Trains run daily. Quickest route he- tv cen Talladega. Birming1tm and we at. erh points.
 Ship your freight via Birmingham ana Atlantic railroad.
 J. F. FLEETWOOD. c. P. & F. A. John c. Soley. General Manager.
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Drink White Rock, the worlds best table water. For sale by T. w. O'Byrne, Sole Distributor, Telephone No. 946.

Four blade ceiling fans els. % and S2O.OO. Buzz fans SlO.OO and $l2.OO. De- livered on short notice. Bir. mingham Railway, Light & Power Co.
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Hides and Wool.

Ifides-Dry flint 111Ac; dry lsalted, 9c; green, 6c.
 Wool-Burry unwashed, S@12c; free un- washed, 15c; tub washed. 21Q24c.
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rr.asl,ru statement.

Washington, April S.-Tedays treasury balances, exclusive of the gold reserve show: Available cash balances s224,oiO'' os5; gold $125, 9o7,s4S
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Electrical supplies. Lar gest stock in Alabama. United Electric Go.
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Seaboard Air Line.

Baltimore April S.-Seaboard Air Line,
 common, "A; preferred 3912; 4s, bonds, 1 S0Js
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vIrnlnia.caroIina Go.

New York April .-Virginia-Carolina Chemical company, common, 61; preferred 121%
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Arrive. Depart No ?. Fast Mall. ". O.. t2;os prnlIs.so pm NO. Fast Mail. N. o..l s:o4 pnnl o:fs pm iNo 10. Montg'm ao'm i s.BS nnni.
 South.
 .., Arrive. DerNrs 'No !. Fast Mall. Gin | SEX aral s,Ss am No. Decatur Accom-. .l1o.o0 axnj.. No. B. Fast Mall Gin. s:30 pnal a,as nr No. 3. to Montgomery. ..l.........l a:is ano
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Atlantic Coast Line.

Through Pullman sleeper Birmingham to St. Petersburg Fla. via Jacksonyille. w H. Leahy. D. P. A. Savannah. Ga.
 w H Craig. G. P. A. Wilmington. N c.
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New York Cotton Futures,
 Omen Hiph T.ou, ~,
Live Stock Market.

Chicago. March S.-Cattle: Receipts, 16.- 900; 10Q15c higher. Good to prime steers, I50r5 50; poor to medium, S4d4SO; stockers and feeders, $9d4.75; cows and heifers 1.75a5; eanners, $1.75@2 75; bulls, $2 506D 4.S5; calves, s3a675; Texas fed steers, $40 4.50
 Hogs: Receipts. 2O,OOO; strong to 5c higher Good to choice heavy, S7. 40d7 .6215; light $6. 90G7 .25; bulk, s7.2047.25
 Sheep: Receipts, 12.oo0; steady. Good to choice wethers, S5. 756l7 20; fair to choice mixed, $4 50G5.60 western sheep S5.5000 [; native lamos, s5ds; western lambs, $7 .256l7. 80.
 Cincinnati, April s.-Hogs steady, s60 7.5O; cattle strong, $2.5Oa4.S5; Sheep quiet. 8 .5oG6.2 %; lambs steady, $4.50Q570.
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S5.s1o,5oe.os

G. HARDING. President J. H. WOODWARD, Vlce-Presldent J. H. w W CRAWFORD Cashier A. R. FORSYTH Cashier OiREcToRs-I Hnlan E. M Tutler B. D. ert emson Erskne Ramsay M Jackson. H. Walker w. S. Brown, w. H. Hassinger Walker Percy N w. P G. Harding, J. H. ' ALLOWED ON CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT
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Established March lz, 1900. SMlTE, MAY COMPANY,
Correspondents oi

Correspondents of ODELL G0ANlsSl1 p. ); Gll1lNIlrl, Q. Rooms Nos. 1 and Elyton building up- stairs-Corner 20th st. and Morris ave. Stocks, Cotton, Grain, Provisions Quickest S3rViG3 il th5 S)El.
 WE INVITE COMPARISON. PROMPT AND CAREFUL ATTEN. TION GIVEN TO ORDERS OVER TEL EPHONE O. BY TELEGRAPH. Orders by telegraph may be sent c. o. D.. and we will prepay notice of execution.
 Telephone S47.
 Our Daily Market Report mailed on ap- plication-
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Local Cotton Market.

Corrected Daily by w. D. Nesbitt- Man
 aeer for lnman & Col
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cothran 6 Co.'s Cotton Letter.

(By c. W. Lee & Co.) New York. April s.-Cotton-The market
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Loc Il Iron Market.
Local Stocks and Bonds.

(corrected by Caldwell x Ward, Bankers 2O15 First Avenue. Telephone
 753. See Card.)
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RAILWAY SCHEDULES

Tn Effect January E. 1908.
 ArriVal and departure Of all trains as Union Passenger Station Bfrrn, lrhan,' Ala
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BIRMINGHAM MrNERAL-Nor.n

A. G. S.-North.
 Arrive Dana-e No 2 Inst Mnn. N .. B.ln aynl f,Ha-o INC. ' Pnn-Arn. spec'ai. | s,ss nrs,l s,m m, sNo. d chattnnoora 40. .tfs.as nr,i l,A m, 'No. 5. Meridian Accom- .fff.4s mi
 South.
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L. a N---North.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

Papa there are tro policemen
horoi They say they have come for
some one-what does II moan?"
oh, only about the chickens that
were stolen. MY dear" said her
father mIserahly
but there are no chickonal You
know you wouldn't have any because
you said they spoil the garden"
Did ! say chlckcns7" Nit bromley
Browns drcay expression was that
OF victim being led TO execution.
"Of course ! mean the forced straw.
berries Valentine. my dear"
The young man was still gazing at
the lovely, puzzled face Of his hosts
daughter.
Your father has been so kind TO
me- Miss Brown said he. Il am
struggling over military drawing and
In daily terror Of being plowed."
"Ohi You are studying at the col.
iegc!"
"Yos-i would you ana
your father care to come over and see
Il some day."
"Oh. that would be delightful. papa,
dear. wouldn't ~"
Yes. indeed. indeed Il would. ="
Mr.. Brown was still feeling half para
lyzed
"Good-by. Estcourt my boy" said
Gen. Compton. Il have got TO have a
word now with Brown ON some most
important business about which !
came down"
Lord Estcourt drew a little nearer
TO Valentine
you will drive over very soon,
then. Miss Brown?"
Thank you'll am sure we shall
enjoy Il ever so muchi"
Then We won't say goodbye, |
think" said he. as he took her hand,
Tho King.
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An Amateur Detective

looked up smlllngly In answer to
the remarks OF the old gentleman by
the hedge. he said that he had come
considerable dlstance-that-a
this with a very pleasant laugh
well yes he was thirsty and that
there would be plenty OF time to I'm.
ish his sketch after luncheon. and
that he thought It a most kind sug.
gestlon Of his questioner to invite
him TO have some
For one Instant MIR. Brown glanced
nervously at a silver box and candle
sticks on Valentines writing table
linen, murmuring an excuse. he ran
painting to the stables: In a choking
voice dispatched the astonished
coachman for the police, and a helper,
with an impressive message scrlb.
bled on card. to Gen. Compton.
On his return he found the archi
tectburglar laughing over a fayorite
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How the pahlIn ~ Nnm.d.

A strange splndly plant with nod.
ding little flowers was sent from the
city of Mexico TO the Madrid botani.
cal garden, In 1854. and being new TO
the botanists, was named Dahlia, after
Dahl a Swedish botanist Florists
soon noticed the great possibility Of
variation In the flower In color and
size, but IL was rare in Europe until
Humboldt brought from Mexico a
quantity OF the seed
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appalling eoolness.
book OF Valentines. the diary OF n
Nobody"-and they two talked Mr.
Brown for his part with curious
absentmlndcduess OF books and dif.
foront forms Of humor
The parlor maid interrupted them
TO say that some cold meat was ready.
and the two men adjourned to the
dining room. The guest seemed truly
grateful for a whisky and soda.
That's a beautiful old cup" he re-
marked, pointing to a piece OF silver
OF Queen Anne date In the middle OF
the table.
Mr.. Bromley Browne expression Of
mingled triumph and sarcasm passed
unnoticed by the cheerful young Wis
itor
The clock struck ono-and he rose
quickly 10 his feet
Thank you a thousand times for
your hospitality" he said. pleasant.
BY. u am afraid must be on You
see. ! am sketchIng for duty not
pleasure"
There was a sound OF steps at the
door, and a voice outside. which
sounded like word OF command,
said.
Where Is the mani"
The door was flung open and a tall.
soldlerly figure stepped quickly into
the dining room.
Wei. Brown. what's all this
about?'
Gen. Compton. young and alert for
his years. stared at his friend with a
pair Of very keen eyes under white
eyebrows "You told me II was some
very urgent business" continued the
general Then his eyes fell on the
young man by the further window.
BLESS my soul. Estcourt, | didn't
see It was you IN the cornori"
Yes. and how are you, general7"
said the young man, advancing with
cordial smile.
Mr.. Bromley Brown felt a sudden
cold Precipitation on his forehead He
was entirely unable to utter word.
MIR Mr?" said the young man,
was so kind as TO ask me TO have
whisky and soda"
'Ah. then you don't know each
other?" said the general Brown.
this is Lord Estcourt. sou OF my old
friend whom have often talked
about. you know He Is working like
Niger at the college" and the
speaker pointed toward distant
view Of a large white building miles
away beyond the grove OF pines
"Estcourt this Is Mr. Bromley Brown.
one OF my best nelghbors."
Mr Brown felt as II some one had
struck him a violent blow on the
head
Papa papa" A fresh young
voice came echoing from the garden.
and In another moment young girl
ran into the room.
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Hurry upr Lacking.

Almost the first words which Itai.
ians learn in coming to this country
are Hurry up" and this also OK.
presses the lrst'idoa which they gloan
from their new environment. a young
Italian who has been IN this country
Just six months found. when he vel
coined a younger brother at the end
of that time, that there was already a
slight difference In their point OF view.
In dcprocating his brothers shortcom.
ings 10 a friend he remarked:
~ see my brother cess too much
Italian; / sec he cess not nun hurry
up"
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VIelIms Of Too Mueh symra.hy.

NNkNfNNNN W wv NNlh~N RNNNNF-|fNf
Tho Rev. Or Lorlmor. the minister
at the Madison Avenue Baptist church.
Is responsible for this story, though
ne does not vouch for the truth Of
II. useful as It may be 10 point n
moral.
"A nostful OF young linnots were in
the corner OF a field In India. Having
lost their mother. they were cold and
hungry. They tapped their little
featherless wings. thereby attracting
the attention OF huge elephant which
stood near by.
All, said the elephant. you poor
little things. You have lost your moth.
or. and have nobody to nestle you. /
am mother, and have a mothers
heart 1 viii nestle you and keep you
warm" And theroupon the elephant
sat upon the nest containing the poor
little llnnets."-New York Times.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

Prof. Dewey Of the Boston Institute
Of Technology, in speaking before tho
convention OF educators and business
men at Ann Arbor. Mich. deplored
the lack of fitness shown by college
graduates for the hard realities OF
life. Prof Ripley OF Harvard unlver.
sity. urged the enforcement Of bust.
ness methods OF exactlng attention 10
study all through university stu.
dents course.
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Five or six men were recently chat.
ting In a village inn, when one OF them
said.
Il say, ] bets ye dinners all round
yo can't tell me the answer TO a puzzle
! knows Of"
Done" they said; "a bet we can.
What Is ~"
Well" said Pat why ls journal.
lst the funniest creature IA the
world?"
After yainly trying for about two
hours they sadly said they must give
Il up
why" said the delighted Pat, "be-
cause his tale comes out OF his head.
don't lt?'-Iondon Spare Moments.
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Cadleigh-"l heard you would prob.
ably have TO make an assignment"
Merchant (coldly)-'You have been
misInformed"
Cadlelgh Dom well, Ell? Oh.
well suppose everybodys business Is
big these days"
Merchant-"of course; otherwise
you wouldn'' be able to get your nose
into A."
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No one who had happened to oh.
serve the figure Of Mr.. Bromley
Brown wandering about his garden
on certain mild April morning
would have imagined him TO be sui.
fering from an acute sense OF regret
Tor his wasted opportunities.
A girls figure leaned out and
young voice called to him;
Why do you look 80 solemn. papa.
dear2 What perfect day II isl
Warm and sunny enough for Junol"
Il was thinking" he said. impress.
slvely, of how very little material
comfort signifies, and how few OF MS
are satisfied! know may not look
It. but since my earliest days have
often told you. have had curious.
wild craving for adventure. for some
excitement outside the deadly routine
OF business life. II Is hard that
OF business life"
Valentine laughed and leaned still
further out Of the window She. for
her part. was absolutely satisfied with
the fair face worn by the world
around her.
Her father took on HIS gold.rimmed
glasses and laid down his newspaper,
Hat this Is most curiousl" said
he. What splendid chance n one
could only light upon him-the plaus.
iblo scoundroll Tho shrewd young
villalnl"
Valentine turned her gray eyes on
HIS shining crimson face.
"Liston to me-Val," he cried:
you remember the general told us
last week that the Mumbys and the
Jelllcoos had both had their pantry
windows force open7"
did ho7 ! don't think I was lis
tonlnR."
Mr.. Bromley Brown hero proceeded
20 read aloud an extract from the
newspaper.
The 'architcctburglar,' for by this
aoubrlquet this accomplished crimi.
nal Is now known. has been seen, It is
beloved, not long ago In this neigh.
borhood, although probably he Is now
many miles away from the scene OF
his late exploits. He ~ described as
n young man OF gontlomanllko and
military appearance with fair hair
and mustache. and wearing clothes
OF fashionable make
Mr.. Bromley Brown was soon alb.
sorbod in meditation, lie pictured
himself. rosoluto, terrible, cunning.
bounding down this distinguished
criminal. bringing him to justice.
He fell asleep to the accompani.
ment OF the lark's song and dreamed
that no was the chief OF police In
Russia Waking up with start he
heard the clock strike i2,
A few yards away In the road he
saw the figure OF young man. tail.
fair, yes. and Of Enthusiastically soldier.
~ Appearances And he was sketch
ing. a thrill ran down Mr. Browns
spine. He might not be the chief Of
the Russian police. but was he not on
the eve Of a discovery an adventure.
tho possible player In great and
dramatic case?
In one moment his mind he'd been
made up lie would invite this young
man. obviously no other than the
architect burglar with friendly greet.
ing. into his house, a hurried word
TO the coachman would send him. on
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"sayl" the man who had never be.
lore attended concert remarked as
The cornot soloist began his number.
who's the foller wayln' the lltuo
sticky"
"shi" replied his nelghbor, that's
the conductor Of music"
"ohi and Is the foller with the
horn tho motorman"
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Htlon-i wish had some kind of
encantmont TO cast over him to
Keep him fond Of me.
Ne-Why don't YOU borrow
somsi
o. dearl I'm afraid no one has
any 10 lend"
WY, yes. Distance lends enchant.
meut Have you tried thnt7"
No and I'm not going TO. ia
fathu take my chances at close
quarters Kansas City Journal.
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Already Supplied.

book canvasser went tn to a bar.
bers shop ana ask the proprietor II
he could sell him an encyclopaedia.
WHAT'S that?" asked the barber.
"lt book that contains iniorma-
tion On every subject In the world"
There was n victim In the chair.
and he put In feebly, "He doesn't
need No
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"Ah. my darlingi" he murmured.
what matters Il that sorrow and
trouble must OF necessity be lurking
In the unknown future? while am
with you think Of naught but tho
proseni-the superbly beautiful pres
emit"
so do l. dearest" she replied.
But you'll take me with You when
you buy A. won't YOU? Men have
such queer tastes In ringsl"-stray
Stories.
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80 your wife accused you OF
panaiag that extra dollar In hard
drink" Intercepted Guyer
Yes replied Roundor but told
her spent it Ia fruit"
but you did not7'
"oh, yes. ! bought cherries"
Get OUT Where can you fnd
cherries this time OF year?"
In cocktails"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

Run here. daddy-Jlmmy's done
felled In the Well"
Too bad!' exclaimed the old man.
land wanted him to dig bait for me
this mornin'l "-Atlanta Constitution.
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oh, let me like soldier diet" ex-
claimed the leading man OF the barn
htomers.
oh, II ] only had a gunl OK.
claimed some one IN the gallery In a
tone that sayored Of genuine sym
patty.
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one Woman,s Wisdem.

Tomdix-They say that rich young
widow across the way is going 10
marry her coal dealer What do you
think OF that2
HOAX Sensible woman. She pro
poses to keep her money IN the family.
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Here. youi" cried big Mrs. Cas-
sidy, "sthroike or no sthrolkc. or1i
not hoy ye siandin round dom
nothln'."
well, oh, we'll mcekly protested
little Cassidy. "us the most onr'as-
onin' woman ye are. Last wake 20
told me Il oi didn't behave moaor
yo'd make me stand 'roun. an now
that Dim doln' Il ye'rc kchn'"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

Teacher-You have heard about the
terrible punishment OF lxlon. Have
you ever thought OF the agony he
must have suffered?
Pupll-Yes. always longing for a
chalnless wheel. / suppose
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Kallow-Yes. I'm trying TO raise
mustache and I'm wondering what
color it'll be when Il does come out
Miss Pepprey- Gray. should say,
at the rate It appears TO be growing
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staylaie--"Do you believe IN long
courtship Miss Annie7"
Miss Annie-"Woll I'm In favor
OF a slxtecn.hour limit ON each scs-
sion"
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Chpham-Didn't your now cook
leave you rather suddenly
Brlrton-Yea. She got mixed In her
dates She had a policeman and n
burglar call on her the same even.
ing.
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Hit

knowter-Woll. after all, you know
beauty Is only skindcop
Newitt-Yes. and the people who
refer TO that fact most nro usually
sztremely thin-skinned about IL.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

You say this cigar Is a bad one.
Why. think IT'S might good"
We'll. I'm ndmlt that MS OF the
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