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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-23
Outside the Pa

Mfp. Nrown--ChsrleS wi
call II . bucket shop?
Mr.. Brown-Becaus nyi
outAids ths pale Of resps
bling.--Bosten Transcrip. |
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pavinnviNp now furnishe> & little food for
rarenta thought in the strange coincidence Of a
marriage and hankruptcv combined.
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why Thsy Gave Rr5
Bacon-You say she has n
third divorce5
Egbert-fes, she is srs
"Thst IL why her husbs,a1
up, l suppose" ."-Yonkeu i
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-23
COUNTY TICKET

$, .. ~ovar names are already heing men
tiopo# a- candidates tor the Republican nomino-
tior ta- Associate Judge revt wear
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Ppsof Pssiuvl

So PSeef Pssiru
Nrs. Nswed-Ny hu,nzl
more than be does his Nh
Mrs. Oidwed-Hcw doI
hrs. Newed-He eats
cook.-Chicago Daily Nssi
4 Thoughtful Nn'l
Ifate Individual-COniu-'
er, didn't I tell you ! vl !
and only wanted ore sgl'l
dickens did you bring nsV
Waiter (rather hurt'-l.
You was in . hurry, By N'
cos ono Of 'em might
Punch.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-23
Republican Standing Committed

tssms-C r US. !. T. Shavver.
Pcsvcr-N n. Faus, 4. n. Nusscr,
pcNver West W p Gross, David Rcrninger.
CENTRE T = Nohn , ". SarNpscn
Chapman n : ucckSrd, I. u. CpAcvroN'c,
r-arVl'r- Henry FclVv. John G. ScnninNer
IA. ks0r - y Neartck, VIM scho'd,
N'td'cNurg- Coo ". Beaver, Rank w N'>S'cr.
N!ttd'c,rccN .rysuk waiter, h \, SNYDER,
NNr-N, Y e. Hendricks, n, =, Fisher.
7,ur..-1 y Bower " y Row.
Pony" q Nrceeururr ,. W, Nr'NNSaSt
U,-r, Wcsf ayrn,ou SprigCie, W. =. WhitciV-
Sr'f- sra-vr g.. D.. Nciscr. { " Covert,
Sr-frr, Coo = IeOlCv , r Ep-inc
.'r,-r y o. Ho't7 Ncnry Witmer
wash ov'rr .Ntehse' Novcr , =. N'scrN.r
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Dvu dgery.

rhe worlds work-Aye, itru,
BY many men' But scou.
Uf us ne'er reach such tirn
And merely DO its chores
Puck
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He Pleaded esA|
Ohe--Did you ever cod
| letlsrtf AA- :. --A1'------'-
Hs-Yesi I wss bes. I
brothers Fsdding.-Yoai
man.
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The Pope OF Rome is dead. He lived to the
ripe old age OF 9S years.
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Mr.. Loafer Say, ! woa I'd
do rattle; wasn't II luck
Mrs. Ioafer-yes' TouS
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
A " oman's Scientific Discovery

Through constant repetition. TIE
statement that women never invent
anything of importance nor make dis
CoYeries in science. has been accepted
as gospel truth. But the facts do not
sustain the contention. Close applica-
ton to their household duties makes 1t
impossible for women to compete with
men in mechanical invention or in the
study of the sciences. but when a wo-
man does moke a discovery it is worth
something.
Here. for example. is a Wisconsin
woman's discovery OF a cure for drunk
enness. Mrs. John wiltberg of Hay
ton, wife of prosperous German
farmer, was made desperate by her
husbands slavery to liquor. Wiltberg
could not be induced to take any of the
standard cures that were on the mar
ket and Mrs. Wiltberg had TO invent
a cure Of her own. But the neighbors
knew nothing of the matter They
only noticed that Wiltberg had disap-
peared. and it was supposed that he
had deserted his wife. But Wiltberg
reappeared the other day. and he told
a story that Tnade the neighbors open
their eyes. He announced that for a
year he had been a prisoner in one Of
the rooms of his own house. with his
wife as the jailer. Mrs. Wiltberg
adopted this method. he explained. to
cure him Of his appetite for whisky
And. he declared. he was thoroughly
cured.
We hasten to extend to Mrs. Wiltberg
assurances of our appreciative consid-
Grafton. She has doubly earned endur-
ing fame. She is not only a heroine,
but is one of the worlds original dis
coverers. as well. Her cure for the
whisky habit is simple and effectual.
The remedy should become widely
popular. To make it effectual it mere
ly requires a woman of determination.
And it is to be remembered. of course
time TO cure Wiltberg. A cure ought to
be effected in most cases within nine
ty days. We are confident, in fact, that
ninety days imprisonment-espe
in the summer time-in a close room
anywhere in southern Arizona with a
resolute and indignant wife as jailer
would make the average man sign the
pledge with alacrity.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
The Late Judge Estee-.

Judge NJ. NJ. Estee of the United
States court of Hawaii. who died al
Honolulu yesterday. was in some re-
spects one of the foremost men thar
California has produced. He was twice
the republican candidate foI governor
of California. and probably was moro
frequently mentioned for nigh poiit-
ical honors than any man on the Pacific
coast He had strong aInt itions In a
political way. but it was fnis misfor-
tune to be frequently disappointed.
Until appointed to the fede rll bench OF
Hawaii in 1900 by President Mckinley.
he had failed to obtain a high position.
although he had been candidate for,
the nomination for vice pre- 5ident. for
appointment TO the cabinet. and for
diplomatic posts. While a m an Of fine
address and an orator of no raean abil-
ity. Judge Estee was not aiw avs happy
and tactful in his choice of expressions.
and he suffered therefor. The late Eu-
gene Field, who was merciless on occa-
sions. lampooned Estee so sharply in
the Chicago News on acccdnt of this
weakness that not only was prolonged
anguish caused for the eminent Califo--
Man. but his political prospects were
unQuestionatlv blighted 20 a large OK
tent
The occasion was the formal notihca-
ton to Gen. Benjamin Harrison IN the
summer of 1855 that he had been nom:-
mated for the presidency. Estee had
been one of the chairmea of the nation-
al convention, and he headed the noti-
fcation committee. The address -
delivered when ne led the committee
into Gen. Harrioon's presence was ali
right until the closing sentence was
reached, and then poor Estee made his
break.
Great, indeed he said. lis our
pleasure on this occasion. The great
est men IN the republican party aye.
the greatest men IN the nation--wera
aspirants for the nomination. ana yet.
sir, you were chosen" Harrison, whose
mental processes were logical and rap
id to perfection, and who himself was
without a peer IN felicitous expression.
never forgave Estce. And Eugene Field
saw to it that neither Harrison nor
Estee nor anybody else had d chance
to forget the incident for several
months
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
The Eastern War Cloud.

If Russia and Japan go to war, the
world will see the most sanguinary
conflict since the Franoo-German con-
fict of 1870. and. possibly, the worst
since our oivi, war. So far as Japan
is concerned, her very life viii be at
stake. Every one Cc her forty millions
of people will have a direct interest in
the conflict. and as there is no more
war-like race en- the globe than the
Japanese, they will be able to make a
formidable defense. But in war be-
tween Russia ard Japan the fighting
could not be confined to the soldiers Of
those nations. 1t is possible that. or
the one side, Russias ally. France.
would remain neutral. and that Great
Britain, the ally Of Japan under GER
tain conditions would held aloof. but
il would be hopeless to look for peace
in China. The outbreak Of a Russo
japanese war would be the signal for
civil war in China.
The internal conditions CT China are
described as critical at this time. Pre-
dictiCns of an uprising are made. that
will exceed in virulence and magnitude
any previous rising. Warning of such
a coming rising have been heard re-
peatedly. but they have not been heed
ed Another warning is sounded by a
French writer, who says that human
misery is horrible in China. Famine
RACES in the province of Kwang-Si.
where thousands of unfortunates are
dying of hunger and whole families
are living uron leaves and roots. Men
sell themselves into slavery after hav-
ing sold their wives and children. He
continues:
Many significant circumstances. of
the same character as those which
preceded the Boxer outbreak in 1900.
have become notorious and inspire in
European residents OF China a fear
that new popular outbreaks are i'm
minent. Many Chinese bankers are
hastily liquiGating their affairs. Silver
money is becoming scsrcer and scarcer,
gradually disappearing from circula
ton. The gravity Of this phenomenon
VIII be understood when it is stated
that the Chinese always bury gold,
silver and objects of any value at the
approach of trouble in the country. in
order that their treasures may escape
the ravages of the invader. Warnings
from we'll informed and competent
persons come in from all directions.
just as in 1900. Yet, it is very much
to be feared that, despite long con-
tinued warnings, nothing is being done
by any one to avoid the horrors of a
new outbreak of massacre in China.
But. always well informed regarding
what is transporting in China, the Rus
sian government will not let itself he
taken unawares. 1t may, indeed be
stated that all its measures have al
ready been Eell taken"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
Golf as a Domestic Disturber

By way of London comes the infor-
nation that there is an outcry from
Scotch wives against golf They claim
that the man who has fallen a victim
to golf is the most neglectful of hus-
bands. The destinations of the game.
we are ted. has paralyzed the energy
and enterprise of a multitude of bread
winers. Every moment, which at one
time was given by the golfer to the
companionship of his wife and family.
is spent on the links His converse
ton is confined to mere club-room Cos
sip. He has no interest in any litera-
ture, save that in golfing papers and
magazines" Neglected wives complain
bitterly that they have sunk to the
level of mere housekeepers since their
husbands have become golf maniacs. -
As the game of golf has become fully
as popular in America as in England
or Scotland. ii is not to be doubted
that American wives have as much
ground FOR complaint as have their
cousins across the water. But does
substantial grievance exist? A Sc
we're indictment has been brought in
against the golf players. Will it hold?
If SC. we may expect soon to see the
golf habit enumerated among our
statutory causes for divorce
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
An Ounce of Prevention.

a permanent anti-tuber culosis com
mission has been organized in France.
under the presidency of Leon Bourge-
ois. president of the chamber of depu-
ties. The aim Of the commission is
unique. The membership is made up
Of hygienists, physicians, and mem
hers of the ministries and various
chambers. and the commission will de-
vote itself TO the preservation of in
dividual health against the disease,
leaving TO others to seek for remedies.
Undoubtedly, there is room for such
organizations. While a great work Of
science and benevolence is being car
RED forward by physicians and philan-
throDists in search of more efficient
remedies for consumption, an under
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
The Mizzoura Editors KinsfoIk,

Uncle Horace Colt came over from a
visit with Breckenridge relatives on
Tuesday.
Uncle Moses Honeycutt treated him
self to new wagon Friday.
A letter from Uncle Billy Wells,
Waynesburg, o., says Mrs. Wells is not
getting along as well as they expected.
Uncle Robert Steenrod and family
and visiting relatives spert Saturday
with Judge A. J. Thomas and wife in
Fairview twp.
DR.. Robert Crimes and family of
Hennessy, Okla, visited Uncle John
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28

taking of still wider scope andi quite as
imoortant-the preservation. of in
dividual health'-is too much neglect
ed. If every individual could he prop
erly educated to the Importance OF
protecting himself against the diseases.
and would &c his utmost to az old TAX
ing it. the battle against the worlds
white plague would be more III an half
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
From the Start.

A\merchant who has written up his
story of growth from a small to a big
,storekeeDer. says his capital was very
small at the start. yet he set aside a
certain sum for newspaper publicity.
He believes that without this he could
never have achieved his present sue
cess. The reading public he says.
has had my name before it from my
start till now. and the prestige is
worth many times the money. "-Phila-
delphIa Record.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28

TAFT and other relatives here the past
week.
Uncle Johnnie Boyer is better at this
writing.
Ollie Shouse and bride Of Kansas City
are guests of Uncle Taylor Shouse,
4ather Of the groom.
Mrs. ]. c. Denison, Mrs. j. p. Hamp-
ton. and Auntie Oster visited at Ed.
Denison's Frlday.-Braymer Comet.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
Make Them Work.

There is undoubtedly a growing SEN
timent in many parts of the union in
favor of more rigorous treatment of
idle vagabonds who go roaming over
the country begging and stealing and
causing terror to unprotected women
and children. These vicious tramps
should be arrested and made to work
out severe sentenc,as.-New York Fri
bune.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
Without a Record.

George b. Mcclellan. the Tammany
candidate for mayor of New York, APP
pears to be running on a record of what
he has not done, since nobody is able to
say that he has ever done anything but
take Tammany orders. But a man en-
dears himself to Tammany when he
does that.-Philadelphi Press.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
Army Reform.

General Funstoc's recommendation
that the dress chapeau and epaulets
for general officers in the army be
abolished as being too heavy and
gaudy is quite pert. Pretty soon Fun
ston will he recommending that army
officers be taught the art of swimming.
Boston Herald.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28

A Paris dispatch says that Count
Boni de Castellane towns 300 vests ,
And Brother-in-law George Gould, he
pays the freight.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
Ore Point Made Clear.

muZZlinS the press of the country by
shooting one editor he sees now wher,
he made a mistake.-F Philadelphia In
Cuirer.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
Give IT A TRIAL

The next time your stomach becone1
weak and you suffer from loss Of appc-
tite, belching. heartburn, nausea,
cramps, Indigestion, dyspepsia o. con-
stipation, we urge trial of Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. YouT be well
pleased with the result, because it posi-
lively cures such complaints. HUNDREDS
% siCkly men and women have testified
10 its efficacy. Ger the genuine with
our private stamp over the neck Of the
our private star0p over the neck OF
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
CASTLE CREEK
HOT SPRINGS
HOTEL.

situated in the Bradshaw mountains.
1871 feet above sea level is now open
for the winter. Finest resort in Ari-
IONA.
Even temperature. No winds, no
dust. Hotel accommodations first-class
in every respect. Modern plumbing.
Hot water heating plant. Electric
lights, electric bells. Billiard and pool
room, bowling alley. Natural medicinal
hot springs flowing 100000 gallons ev-
cry twenty four hours. open pools Of
different temperature. Shower baths,
needle spray. cabinet bath and plunge
tank under cover.
Four hours ride from Hot Springs
Junction on the Santa Fe, Prescott &
Phoenix Railway in a comfortable four
horse coach every day except Sunday.
Fine road, grand scenery.
w. ". SELL. Manager.
Hot Springs, AriZ.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
TO CURE a col-p IN ONE BAY.

Take Laxative Brono Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money if il
fails to cure. L. w. Groves signatur
is on each box. 25c.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28

The first token of autumn to you may
be the scarlet on the leaves, but to us II
IS a willingness to give up our share Of
the watermelon.-Atchi Globe.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28

The name of each member Of the
new Servian cabinet ends with itch"
And it's mostly for money, you bet.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
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A strictly nrSt-class and modern hotel.
Sample rooms for commercial men.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28

PATENTS, Copyrights, trademarks
Labels, u. s. and Foreign. infringement
suits prosecuted and defended. Townsend
Bros. Bradbury blk, Los Angeles. Cal
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28

PATENTS Hazard & Harpham, Los
Angeles. Send for free book on patents
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
SANATORIUNS

PRIVATE HOME for ladies' during con-
nnement. Best Of care Homes found for
children. Mrs. DR.. G. =. Smith, III Belle
vue Ave.
BALLARD PULMONARY SANATORTUM.
Pasadena, Cal DR.. W. II. Ballard, Medical
Di ector Write for Booklet
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
OPTICAL GOODS
POULTRY SUPPLIES
PATENTS

HENRY ALBERS. s15 S. Main ST
Largest poultry supply house in U. S
Send for free catalogue.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-28
BOOTS AND SHOES.
REGAL SHOES by Neil.
EMPLoYMENT AGENTS
MACHINERY, ENGINES. ETC.

HummeI Bros. & Co., 1918 E. seco
ST. Carefully selected help.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11
WORLD'S-19O4-FAlR
A LASTING FAD.

When vaudeville became the '~rage"-and rage,
being a vulgarism. literally fits the case-wise
prophets denounced it as a fad that would not long
survive. But its finish has been long deferred and is
not yet in sight. Instead, vaudeville appears to have
come to stay
The past year has been stale, fiat and Improbable
for almost everything in the stage world except
vaudeville, which at higher prices than ever before
has more than held its own.
Stars have abandoned all sorts of high-class pieces.
which would not draw, temporarily retiring on the
plea of nervous prostration." A few society problem
affairs and one or two religious dramas have done
well, but distress and disaster has been the rule with
legitimate productions. Vaudeville has fourished
~signally. and vaudeville occupies a good proportion
almost half-of the theaters in the United States.
Moreover it is gradually drawing 10 itself the
fashionable audience. Society, 4 few years since,
considered that it was doing something deliciously
wicked when its curiosity led it to Roster & Balls,
the home and breeding place of vaudeville. "Slum-
ming it, was the idea. Society to-day is willing to
stand in vaudeviIle's aisles while Mr.. Frohman's tai
lored and toileted gents and queens are left to
talk the ultra-aesthetic broad "a" to empty chairs.
A handful Of knock-about artists. Jim Corbett, 4
team of sisters, i coon buck-and-winger. a married
and -drunk sketch and a few odd, sweet songs
threaten Messrs. Frohman, Fitch, Pinero and Belasco
with bankruptcy and oblivion.
Perhaps vaudevile's popularity is an admonition
TO playwrights and managers to produce something
worth while. Again, it may mean that the weary
American after his days work prefers a Welsh-rabbit
kind of amusement TO a more orderly histrionic menu.
Whatever be its significance, the popularity is an es-
tablished fact. Art be hanged" says the public;
give us a ~sprightly show and there is something
wholesome and refreshing in the frank avowal. At
least there is nothing decadent in vaudeville.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11

of his self-esteem. ana so ne stops MS eais'
But you are wrong. both OF you. Inc
trouble is that neither you nor the envious
co,ntryman realizes the fact that physical
.o-.oas,a, &, ,ot tho on,v ra~oufsite IN per-
~-.
;.-
me vast "ea''' IA -.
makes the "hoie "ofIu better = "'t'
place because it radiates its benefits Ike 4
sun sending forth its beams upon the sur
rounding nlauets. and perhaps those who do
49,. 81, ,re ,,d tro,b,e If hearing
h'' D" -, 60 &,
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11

~ nm condition that they accept II for
| a smaller remuneration than "ouin De o,-
| fered to men. or. in other Words' submit
to being SWeated.
| in a draper's store, to he hairdresser. copy
| ist. stenosrapher in an otnce. 10 haN7
| women's dresses. hats. corsets!
When / see in dry goods stores a great
| big man over 6 feet high measure rihoonso F
! lace. instead of tilling the soil or doing any
other kind Of manly work. Wait e'
to him. Aren't you a man
Europe is full of men doing such WORK !
know America is not, although 1 hav'
many many times seen in the United States
positions filed by men which would De mica
equally well bv women. and often better.
Many writers maintain that woman was
intended TO tread on a path of roses. 10 90
tended, pettcd-I may have been ih5seiA
guilty of holding views somewhat III ms
| direction-but women are not all poFh ~
society: milIionaires are very lew anu
| people whom you may call rich form alteF
| an hut 4 yerv small minority in the whole
community.
The path Of roses can only exist for the
| verv few. and. besides, there are women
whose aim in life Is not 10 be petted; IN
fact. some absolutely object to being petted-
toll Won the time is coming. and coming
| at Giants strides. when every chi!d-boy or
.iri-Uiu be made early tn choose the k'no
or work he or she best feels ready to under
| take to make a living: the time is coming
when no poverty will stare IN the lace '"7
woman who can and is willing TO WORK
Maybe the time is coming when a woman
| who braycIy earns a good living Will De
considered not only most respectable-sheH
that uow-but will be envied for her 50
cial standard by the frivolous. useies'
women who from morning TO night ya"h
| and wonder how they could invent anythlhs
TO make them spend an hour usefuily lor
their good or the good Of their leiio"
creatures.
Copyright. 1905. by w. p. Hearst. Great hA'-
ain Rights Reserved