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Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

women's exhibits Will be scattered n
all the buildings the same as those
of the men. The women will have =
building for the headquarters Of their
commission. but not for exhibits.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Tom johnson announces that he Is
too busy to run for governor of Ohio.
He is wise man who knows when
to be busy at something else.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

There will be no Women's building
for exhibits at the st. Louis exposi-
ton, and there seems to be no reas-
on why there should be one. The
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

President Roosevelt betrays a sort
of anxiety to get the Panama treaty
through the senate before the Pana'
ma hat season sets in.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

One difference between Addicks and
the Delaware peach crop is that frost
has no effect upon the former.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Smoot says he is hopeful. That's q
good condition for a man to be in,
even If he is Mormon
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Palace over night, and went out to
Telluride this morning
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

l. Lazarus. one Of the pioneer mer.
chants of Durango, boarded the east.
ern train this morning. enroute for
New York City to purchase nam.
moth new ard up-to-date stock of
mems and boys clothing and furnish.
ing goods. MIR. Lazarus is n great
believer in the future growth OF our
city, and expects to keep his stocks
right up in the front of the procession
in every respect.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

a dish OF Rex pork and beans can
cannot be excelled. at the Commercial
Club.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02
From Thnrsday.s Daily.

w. S, Galbreath 'lit out" for Den
yer this morning.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

From Fridays Daily.
John Conway. Florida. was at the
lnter-Ocean over night.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Mrs. II. j. Henderson and little
daughter, Hazel, left this morning for
North Platte. Neb.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Attorney Paul G. Ellis is back from
business trip to Grand Junction.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Nine times out of ten the man who
sends of TO Denver or Chicago for q
suit of clothes or anything else, pick
ed out of a catalogue. could have done
as well or better right here at home.
Same way with the ladies who send
away for their wearing apparel. Quit
it, and help build up your own city.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Misses Vivian Taylor and Nelli,
Lynch, of Mancos. were guests at the
Strater last night.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Hear Gravett at the Baptist church
tonight
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Charles Nelson of Silverton was at
the Palace over night. and left for
Denver this morning.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Still another snow last night. about
four inches. but the sunshine soon
gets away with 1t.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02


Methodist church March s. The SER
vices will be under the direction Of
the celebrated evangelists. Mcdowell
and Rimanoczy. OF New York. They
are known as the Musical Evangel-
ists," and have been very successful
In reaching people In our state OF Col,
orado. Next Sunday Is to be a day
OF preparation at tho Methodist
church.
The Herald regrets that the occa-
sion arises for making It necessary to
refute the malicious report. started
by an enemy, as to the consolidation
of The Herald and the Democrat. No
one who knows the conditions could
possibly give credence to such re-
port and 1t IL a self-evident falsehood.
started solely for the purpose OF In
juring The Herald. There can be no
excuse for such malicious and vicious
rumors. and there is no excuse for
any fair.minded citizen believing
them Why should The Herald. a
staunch Republican paper that has
battled long and faithfully for the
party, and which has been built up
to n prosperous standing along these
lines, seek an alliance with Its avowed
and bitter enemies? Even II The
Herald owners desired to desert their
party colors. Gan impossibillty) com
mon sense would keep them from
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Cheap power and plenty of it will
help greatly in the development of
the great San Juan country.
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Miss Pearl Tower has returned to
her home in Denver. She has been
visiting Mrs. Marine of this city
Durango semi-weekly herald., 1903-03-02

Curley Knight has received letter
from Steamboat Springs, which states
that the Moffatt road is surveyed to
that place, and the depot grounds laid
out. Three feet of snow on the ground
out there.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
Gene, =. s,is. .rs Namesaks

A number o. years ago son was
I'm to a colon,d woman in the South
and, as De We. her first. she looked
ipun him with pride. and was much al
. loss to find name for him. Rela'
ives ard friends. including her MT,
,ress were Appealed to. but although
many names were suggested. ali wer.
discarded.
after many days o. d>lii.eration she
said one morning to ner mistress
Miss Mary, lse found name To- my
boy: I'm going % name III Dali2;ous
why" sad tie lady, where oic
rou get tnat narne?"
ooh" size replied, Pm gum 20 ca,
tim that 'cau3e want to a@4,e II.
for Mr.. Grant.
When it was explained . a~f ia
the great hero was n"med It.S-es. @uo
not Delicious, sac Nas some~aat -
tur6od in mind. brt Ulysse= al aof
c.easc her, ec Ike boy ead to hegi:. 'ito
hurdeaed with the name, Eg5af1 u
gene.. 3.>t1o;t -. .3.e.s.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
Like Silly Shee 4"

T, cakes a rancher to ai,xeciate
hat expression like silly Sheep"
declared Western cattleman at tho
Grand Union Hotter th- other evening
Il had several thousand sheep on M,
ranch at one time, but | was cured of
aisirg them by their oHn eternal
Hlmbness. Ore time we We're driving
4 flock to market, when one Of the
,eaders leaped into the air, Fad aftef
she habit of saeep, every one made :.
similar cap when il came to tha,
SPOT This is Such a common trick
with sheep that We thought nothing Of
=. uutil We roticcd that tae sheep dis,
appeared after leaping. BY quick
rcrk we stopped the performance, and
!ounG that the trail mad been broken
oy cave-in. aNc tAo sheep when they
came TO the bri1lA simply leaped fran,
tically and Vent s,C&a into hole th:r.
ty feet deep. 8esore We could get
tnem out rinet-a't we're sn I'll cred t
death "---Eou, ,e IrnSs
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
WHEN IT COSTS TOO MUCH.

Newspaper advertising costs you
too much when you try it today and
stop it tomorrow, says the Tampa
tFIa.) Tribune. So would clerks cost
You too much if you hired them for a
day now and then. Same with deliv-
cry wagons. The wheels of your busi-
ness must never stop; and the whole
machinery is cut Of gear unless the
big advertising wheel is always turn
ing
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08

Inc latest developments in the New
York mayOralty campaign Indicate
that Congressman George b. Mcclellan
will heal the Democratic ticket with
the Endorsement of Tammany Hail and
that the incumbent of the office. Seth
Low, will head the fusion ticket. Big
Bill Devery, who cut such wide
swath a short time ago, seems to be
"Out of the running
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
Biarney.

In Ole OF the large notwithstanding
establishments in t,3is city ar lrlsa
NAN was employed 70 watch o:.e Of
the entrances
One day the s@'er;ntendent saw
the Irishman va ;laeting lis duty
al told him to go to the office and
get his mo. ey. as his services were
20 longer reeded
Vhe superintendent Wer- away on
business that day and was gone about
a week or ten days on bis retu,a ne
happened to be passing this same
place and was surprised to find the
irishnan he nad discharged still act
ing as watchma,
He said: 4 thought discharged
sou couple OF weeks ego.
Sure, says the lrishman
We'll, why dida't you get out when
you we-e told?'
"Oh KNOW when l got a good
BOSS. i YOU dou't know when yoi
dave good mau "
Needless 10 say he ia sti:' !te-A.--
'iiidd elpn;a .<ed: or
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
Pet Words In Literature,

There are pet words in literature
words which become the fashion for
time and then take rank again in
obscurity Thus in the eighteenth cen
tury we find such words ss vastly
hugely" the quality" 'genteel.
otc. "Elegent' still fingers conapicu
onsly in A.seriea. and III England a,
he p:csea. tiase especial favor Seem,
o y .2wn 10 "eon ~ nG. 'Hei!d
:ad IL >uols, &Jlea aa! Qdecles
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
QUEEN VlCTORIA'S HAIR.
Its Great Profusion Was Always a
Cause of Wonder.

Even at the age of so years, Queen
Nictcria's hair was a marvel of lux
uriance. The court physician follow
ing Prof. Unna's discovery, undoubted-
ly, treated her majesty's scalp with a
germ-destroying preparation, that was
not made public. It is now known.
however, that the remedy for dan
druff. the germ-destroymg element is
embodied in Newbro's Herpicif0 the
only hair preparation on the market
that does destroy the dandruff germ.
Without dandruff hair Will grow pro
fusely. and falling hair will be stop
ped. Destroy the cause. YOU remove
the effect Sold by leading druggists
Send 10 cents in stamps for sample ia
The Herplcide Co. Detroit, Mich. l..
b. Coon, special agent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
Same l,,5t Different Eranci1.

There is ope t1an in Te-.'- -essee who,
20 ruatter how many years pass over
lis .anial head as eE-Gov. Taylor, VIII
cetnain to the great majority of mis-
f14er1s simply Gov. Bob His wit il
# !een as his ora1ory is clear
y aen Dr. Duncan, noted Southern
[fvine of TIE Methodist persuasion, re-
Ie1ed nom tie conference to enter
:he brsir aas world. it was announced
that he would go into insurance"
Insurance." repeated questione..
".;fe or fre?"
WHY. life, of course answered
GOV. Bob with his infectious chuckle.
Hasn't he just resigned from drs
York Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
STRANGE Freak of Mature

A chicken recently hatched in Wads.
worth London, was we'll provided for
in the way OF different members of the
body, notwithstanding, or perh aps be,
cause OF which it soon died Il mad
two heaks. three eyes. five claws ON
the left foot and foul on the right
aud three sets of brains
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08

The Chicago Chronicle sees the fol
lowing easy solution of the negro pro-
blem: Friends of the colored brother
who are seeking opportunities for him
should not overlook the opening pre-
sented at Philadelphia, where, accord
ing to the local newspapers, the color
ed brother demands and receives from
SIS to $25 for his vote at the primary
elections. Given enough primary elec-
the negro problem
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
TRUE 70 HIS pRlNClPLeA
Excellent Example Of Pessimisn' 10
North Carolina.

NOiIh SdFOund.
DR.. Charles d. McIver, president
Of tho North Carolina State Normal
and Industrial College, told q story O.
rural pessimlsm ct a dinner given BY
Robert G. Ogden in honor of the Gen
sral and Southern Education Boards.
There was once a North Carolina
countryman, he said. who had 6r
idea that gayety was Synonymous
with evil, an idea that he inculcated
into his family life. 1t came to pass
that the man committed murde: and
was sentenced to be hanged. ttow
2 that part Of the world tna Only
chances FOR amusement Mete 2n gong
to hsngings OF traeeling eirs .9es
Wher the day Oh Wii~h re vas to ba
executed approached, t2e caEPa4one.
man wrote not to lis wife. "7r:rg
Don't let the children cC:ne - ~
hanging. know you'll b. tI2H", -;
DO please keep tie lite Ga - -,
ITO this the wife %lEijed.
It's just like 2oG i AL ia rer
DO. You never die wait tue eli. sa.>4
- have aug fun
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
" k1Y IL EelIe Cd IN EaIrtea.

". +. Yeas tic pet. tells aoS
,nce he argued Win a Galway pea
ant who, & rare -airg in Ireland
said .Lr Yeats. YOU believe in IA,
ries?'' "Fairi esq" said the athe.se
Sure, fairies stand 10 'A1ao,:!"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08

The late pontiff had lost almost all
his teeth before DR.. Lapponi became
his physician. One day he surprised
that judiclous attendant by announc-
ing that he had contra cted for a new
denture. Dr. Lapponi surprised the al.
ready elderly patient by obiecting. HIS
reason was a still greater surprise He
feared that with new set of molars
and >incisors Leo might return to &.
dietary, abstention from which had a
potent influence in preserving his
health and prOlonging his life. Luxury,
it is declared by the sociologsts, is
gradually depriving man of his eye
brows, eyelsshes locks, beard and
organs of mastica ton.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
DIDN'T EECOGNszt Il Gt!e, s,TtOF.
HtDle Phrase S1ran.,s IN ti.f / u of /.
Harvard SGUac.. ..

Il spite g. the 5tIc.i,.OUs 5Icrts CT
Prof. KittI .dge, it would aem that
Harvard u2der- graduates s:nl remain
ignorant o. tne Scriptures some one
SAID a Harvard man kruWs III lit
erat',ic but the Bihte "a startlingly
sweeping generality, bat not With
out truth SO ii: as the Eibie is con-
celned a case in point came 30
light the other day. Two Harvard
laen were reading tegethe., 80 Ca
.}:ous modern orations. ca OF them
'-5lcsy. The eaioGy closed with the
words, 20 death. where is thy sting
O grave. where is thy victorEoo'3
What a beautiful close, eXclaim
ed one Of the Students enthusiastic
eal;y. 'The 1nan who wrote sch
se.tence as ,hat proves that the
grand style prose did NOT die With
the eighteenth century
1t should be added in fairness, that
the other student was churchm2n
And said nothing
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-08
Ire E7e=s pave:

ar 50 ~ H.aibacd; whose death
$ ;sporteG fr3Eu Berlin, sFas ore oi
ne Weii-&!oWll masters eft modeff
chess ard among the Germans wa
ranked second only to Tarrasch He
vas o,sly 81 years old, yet had beca =
wears. Hts early successes were re
markable and unbroken until 1894
when he vas beaten by Tarrasca
He was player of the inlultjHe sor,
and could never be induced to tale up
the profound theoretical studies Il
which most German chess play ers de
light
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-05
Clamorous Gang Compels a Farmer
to Pay Quarter fora
Shine.
Boys Operate On Fair Visitors When
Police Are Round the
Corner"

A hold-up occurred on Nicollet avenue
In broad daylight to-day, while hundreds
We're passing.
A farmer was strolling along when a
bootblack accosted him. The farmer did
not want a shine and continued on his
way, but the bootblack gave a peculiar
whistle and was quickly joined by half a
dozen street arabs. They fiocked around
the honest Reuben, who finally decided
that the easoest way out was to have a
the work began.
boot, another shined the other boot. while
one brushed the farmers clothes, and still
another knocked a few particles Of dust
off his hat. When they were thru the
farmer offered them a nickel, which they
disdained
DE charge Is rs cents, mister" said the
bootblack.
''What?" cried the astonished farmer.
Twenty five cents fer shinin them boots?
I won't pay It..
YES, you will" said one Of the boot
blacks, he gathered up the strap Of his
box and held it in a threatening manner.
''You cough up dat rs cents or I'll knock
yer brains out wild dis box"
Rather than have any trouble, the un-
willing farmer handed over the quarter
and started on down the street. Just as
he left, one Of the bootblacks saw a po-
liceman come round the corner. He gave
a peculiar whistle and shouted, digger de
opski' The gang vanished, but ten min
utes later was seen operating on Wash
1ngton avenue .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-05
THREATEN. MURDER
Gov. Peabody Receives a Warning
He Ordered Troops to Grip
: pie Creek District. :.

Denver. Col, Sept 5.-The Republican
to-day says: !
Governor Peabody has been Threatened
with assassination. On arriving at his
office he received an anonymous letter
saying he would be killed If he called
out state troops in order to restore law
in the Cripple Creek district.
= '"The letter was abusive in the extreme,
alleging that troops were not needed
:: The special train bearing the first con-
tingent Of the national guard ordered to
Cripple Creek yesterday by Governor
Peabody in connection with: the miners
strike there arrived at Gillett this morn
ing. So far the journey. Of the troops
has been without incident.
In connection with his order calling
out the troops, the governor said:
II have tried to act with prudence.
The men who went to Cripple Creek at
my request to investigate conditions
advised me that the situation was such
that troops ought to be ordered out. Sher-
if Robertson has maintained the position
that he took when the matter was first
suggested, and he did not join in the re-
quest for troops. I had hoped that the
necessity for calling out troops would be
avoided, and final action was delayed as
long as was consistent with proper pro-
lection of the lives and property Of the
people in the Cripple Creek district, judg-
ing from reports Of conditions there
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-05
RICH BRITISHER
COULDN'T LAND.
His Parents We're Native Chinese,
Tho Naturalized, and Authori-
ties Barred Him Out.

New York, Sept. Siam Honang, a
British subject who is said to be one Of
the Wealthiest residents of the Island of
Demerara, Is held on board the steam
ship Generda and denied a landing in
this country by the immigrant inspectors
on the ground that it would be a viola
ton Of the Chinese exclusion act
Honang who owns one Of the largest
plantations Of the island, decided a few
weeks ago that he would take trip thru
the United States and Europe. Letters Of
introduction to prominent and wealthy
persons all over the world were forwarded
by his correspondents and he set out on
his voyage.
Honang never has been in China He
was born in Demerara of Chiese parents.
They were both British subjects SO that
the Chinese exclusion act did not figure
in his plans.
When the ship reached her dock at Long
Island City the immigration inspectors
held UP the traveller, who finally called
upon friends in New York for aid. The
inspectors would not release him, how
ever, and the papers, together with Hon
ang's passport, were forwarded to the
authorities at Washington.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-05
BUSY DAYS SESSION
spiritualists Hear Reports of Com
mittees and Addresses.


The annual convention of the State Spiritual
lists association was continued this morning in
the Unitarian church.. Mrs. Manniwell gave
the Invocation The reports Of the committees
followed. -
In the afternoon Mrs. G. D. Pruden gave the
Invocation and there program by scholars
Of the different 'lyceums of the twin cities.
Rush B. Ridges, W. F. Peck, VIII J. Erwood
and Agnes Whitney Savage spoke ON psychic
Research and Its Effect Upon the Education Of
To-day" = ;.
This evening there will lbe music by Mr. and
Mrs. Zumbach and Miss Halycon Horn Luce,
who has recently come to Minneapolis from
Fond du Lac. w. F. Peck will speak Of Great
er Works Than These Shall He Do and there
will be messages by Mr.. Erwood and Mrs. Mamie
White. -F =
Tomorrow there will be meetings at 2:3O and
1880 p. In the afternoon Mr.. =Erwood will
speak on 'Spiritualism as Builder of Char.
acter,' and music and messages will be in
cluded in the program. The feature of the
evening will be the address on '"Ihe Temporal
and the Eternal by w. F. Peck.
1t is hoped that the next national convention
will be held in Minneapolis.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-05
LAB0RS NOT LEGITIMATE
Judge Dickinson Glasses i 1tineran t
Fakirs Under Head of
Migrants.

60 Judge Dickinson this morning refused to
recognize the occupation Of itinerant jew
elry salesman at cheap shows as a legiti-
mate occupation. He likewise frowned
upon the employment Of "spieling at a hop
joint AS a result, John Mcmahon and
John Calvin were both convicted of va
grancy and sentenced to thirty days in the
workhouse.. Z Their sentences were sus-
pended until 2:30 p. m. If meanwhile they
left the city. 49,.
Men have got to be busy and busy
legitimately In this city, said the judge.
IF they are not and are brought up in this
court they,nust suffer the consequences
The men have been living at 255 Second
avenue s, "a place which the police de-
scribed on the: stand as robbers roost
and disorderly house, and this MILL
tated against the defendants. .-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-05
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-05
TICKLED The AGENT.
How a Gentleman From Indiana Got
. Hat As good As
New
It All Grew Out Of a Mistake by a
Midway Physicians
Wife.

Straw hats cleaned as good as new;
two hats for ten cents.,'
+ Everyone has seen this announcement
on the little boxes in the drug stores. Few
wives and mothers can resist the argu-
ment. The Doctors wife didn't try. She
bought two boxes and waited reluctantly
until she could reach her home in the
Midway district. She would clean her
husbands straw hat and surprise him
when he came to luncheon.
But before she could get to work she
was obliged to receive a young man who
called to show the doctor samples of some
new medicinal tablets similar to what the
! same young man, who Is from Indianapo-
lis had brought around before. 1.-The doc
tor isn't home now his wife explained,
but you can go into his library and leave
him note there with the sam
PIES" Then, with one eye on the
| clock, she seized the straw hat on
the rack and hurried away to the kitchen
sink. She had removed the band; she had
so rejuvenated the hat brim that it be-
! came decorative border about the grimy
croWn-When the door bell rang again,
III never get this finished before lunch
con-" she protested to herself, preparing
to answer the bell; her servant was at the
fair.
'Awfully sorry to trouble you, Mrs
Blank" began the bell ringer, the agent
that brought the samples but somehow
have lost my hat; you see T.
Did 1t have a, black, band? And was
that hat pretty-well, pretty dusty?"
Eyes, that was NINE Did you see it,"
| "see it? Well, yes-in fact, I have
that hat half cleaned. thought it was
but you'll have to wait here: that's all
till clean the rest of it and sew the
band back on
When the agent went away with his
speckless straw hat "as good as new,
he thanked profusely a woman who didn',
look satisfied with her own benevolence
Her countenance was still more doubtful
when her husband hanging his old straw
on the rack, remarked. TOO bad tina
was, really; but hadn't you better hang
out a little sign--'straw Hats Cleaned
While You Wait y - :: -- :
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-05
SHIP CATTLE TO AFRICA
Texas Is Now Sending Fancy Breeds
to Restock the Boer
Farms There.
New York Sun Special Service.

New York Sun Special Service.
Washington, Sept. 5.-American cattle
are being shipped to South Africa in large
numbers, and there is a prospect of an
unlimited market, which will tend to in
crease the price in this country. Consal
Hollis, at Lourenzo Marquee, has for
warded to the department. Of commerce a
newspaper clipping from .outh Africa on
this subject. It refers in glowing terms
to the excellent condition of cattle after a
voyage of seven weeks: H..
In one consignment of $500 cattle, only
thirteen died en- route, and sixteen were
born during the voyage. -Four consign-
ments, consisting Of 4,050 head, have al
ready reached South Africa and are now
on farms which were ruined by the Boer
war. Seven more consignments Of $500
cattle are now on the way, and other ship
ments will be made. Practically all the
cattle were shipped from Texas, and the
cargoes were made up of Shorthorns,
Herefords, Jerseys, Holsteins, and pure
bred Devons.