Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-10-03

book? Exciting? Second Philadel-
phian-why, sat up all day reading
it.-Town Topics
She-Mamma says / mustn't eneour-
age you at all. He--That's all right.
don't need any encouragement
Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. Casual-Was your daughters
wedding success? Mrs. Candid
Yes, indeed; there wasn't cheap pres.
ent in the whole lot
MOther-Dicky. why do you keep
four peaches and give little sister only
two? nicky-Well, mother, l can eat
twice as fast as she can.
de man who stahts in to kill time"
said Uncle Eben, lis in great danger
bein' enc o. desc here didn'- know-it-
wasloaded victims Washington Star.
WillIe-If you've saved up enough
for an automobile, why don't you get
it? Bobbie--Not yet. I'm saving up
enough to pay for the people run
over.-Life.
Mr., RobinsOn--How did the children
act about going in the water? Mrs.
Robinson-Oh, l had to pay them TO
so in; and then had to pay them to
come out
Uncle John-What are you going to
do when you are man? Irving (the
clergyman's youngster)-Wel, shall
be charcoal man or minister. I've
got to holler.
Sharpe-Why, yes, l was at church
last Sunday. Kloseman--Were you,
really? Strange l didn't see you.
Sharpe-Oh, not at all took up the
on.-Fhiladelphia Press.
why don't you go to Kansas7 It's
easy to get work out there" II know
dat. boss an axed de railroad COM
panies fer pass, but dey wouldn't
give it to me."--St. Louis Star.
"Of course" said the beginner. ito
be successful in politics one must
know how TO speak" Better still,"
replied the old hand. he must know
how not to speak. "-philadelphIa
Press.
Aunt Maria-Why, Johnny! am
surprised! Johnny-What's de matter2
Aunt Maria-What are you playing
baseball for on the Sabbath? Johnny
Fur ten cents n side, an our sides
winnin'
George-You do not call on Miss
Rosebud now? Jack--No, | got dis
gusted. She has such coarse laugh
George never noticed that. Jack
You would II you had been within
hearing when / proposed to her.
Briggs-It's too bad about Winklo
and the girl he Is engaged to. Neither
of them is good enough for the other.
Griggs-W What makes you think that
Briggs I've been talking the
matter over with both families. Life.
A young lady visiting for the first
time in the country was alarmed at
the approach of COW. She was too
frightened TO run, and, shaking her
parasol at the animal, she said, in
very stern tone: Lie down, sirl lie
down.
Willie-Say, pa, didn't you tell me
the other day that it was wrong to
strike anyone smaller than yourscIf2
Pa-Yes. Willie, that's what | said.
whichever, L wish you'd write my
teacher note to that effect. / don't
think she knows about It.
II see your neighbors, the High
m0res, have shut their house up. Mrs.
Highmore told me the other day they
were going somewhere into the inte-
rior for the summer" They've gone
farther back than that They are lly-
ing In the kitchen. Chicago Tribune.
What will II cost to educate VIII
lief' asked the fond father of not
too brilliant boy Of eighteen. II don't
believe II could be done at any price"
said WiIlie's uncompromising uncle,
but / should say You might be able
to get him through college for about
four thousand dollars"
II never waste words on fool"
said the pompous person. THAT
doesn't correspond with your wife's
stdtement, TepHeu mcmDer OF tho
skeptical faction. what did my wife
say" queried the p Il. THAT you
were In the habit of talking to your
self" answered the other.
Mrs. Ferguson--George, what par
ticular failing OF yours did the preach
or touch on in his sermon this MORN
ing2 Mr.. Ferguson-Whatd do you ask
me that question for7 Mrs. Tergu-
son-Because you have been as cross
as a bear ever since you came home
from church.-~Chicago Tribune.
You must not imagine" she said,
that would be willing to sit out here
alone with you IL you were not so big
and strong, and able to pick me up IN
your arms as If / were chikl-in
case anything happened" Then be-
cause nothing happened she told her
friends that he was duh wltted and
probably had soul like withcreI
lemon.-Chicago Record Herald
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