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Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
Taking the Best of Things.

/ The Hon. John T. Morgan, sena-
tor from Alabama. eighty and some
| odd years Of age, and set in his
ways. will never cease to mourn be-
cause Uncle Sam didn't adopt the Nj
caraguan route instead of Panama for
the canal. But Senator Morgan can
make the best of the situation as well
as the next man-after he has had
his say. 1t should be understood al
ways that Senator Morgan must first
be permitted to make as many speeches
as he likes. Having, spoken from his
words against the Panama canal dur
ing the last session. the distinguished
senator is now quite tractable. True.
he thinks il was an outrage for Presi-
dent Roosevelt to recognize the new
republic Of Panama, but he sees no
way to change the. course of events.
And having gene as far as we have.
the senator would have the United
States avoid making two bites of a
cherry. He says that this country
might as well face the ultimate logic
Of the situation. and at once annex
Panama. Twice. he says. it has offer
ed 10 come to US. and twice Colombia
has offered to sell it to US. The people
there Will prefer to be annexed" ne
adds, "and we would better take the
responsibility directly than to make an
empty bargain with a straw republic. -
But the Alabama senator forgets that
things must be done decently and in
order. 1t is never in good taste for
party 10 a divorce to marry again with
out delay. There seems now to be no
need for haste in the annexation of
Panama 1t viii be wise to let the
new government try its wings for
awhile-provided there is no serious eff
fort to hold up the United States and
cxtort graft as a condition precedent
TO signing a canal treaty. And, by and
by, when the "Panamans" have be-
come tired of their government, and
the novelty CT independence has worn
off. Panama can come in under the
territorial form of government pre-
scribed for our foreign possessions. BY
taking these steps in order. there will
not be. perhaps. so many howls from
Europe about Indecent haste" In
deed, the old world seems more in
clincd than do our democratic friends
to regard the situation with philosophy.
Thus a Berlin paper of last Saturday:
Europe. having decided that the
United States is not to be challenged
seriously concerning the Monroe doc
trine. may as well make up its mind to
see the eagle each year take a flight
nearer the south pole"
Now, we like that sort of philosophy
Grin and bear what you can't pre-
VENT" If our democratic friends gen
orally would only manifest the same
quality OF equanimity, how happy we
should be-
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
Lord Rosebery's Warning Note.

Lord Rosebery. the retired leader Cf
the liberal party in England. takes an
original view Of the Chamberlain pref
crcntial tariff scheme He points out
that were the scheme to be enacted
into law. the result might be exactly
contrary 90 expectations. and Canada
might b. lost 10 the British empire.
Addressing AN audience at Leices-
ter last Saturday. he explained that
one ~ the most remarkable facts in
connection with Canada was the enor-
nous immigI alton OF American farm
crs the figures of which were hardly
credible what this immigration would
become n further stimulated by a duty
in favor Of Canadian wheat against
that produced in the United States. it
was extremely difficult TO compute. and
whether the immigration of Americans
To- Canada was likely TO bring Canada
more closely to the mother country
was question on which he said he
would rather not pass an opinion.
clearly. the danger which Lord Rose
berry has in mind. and Of when he
broadly limited. vas that under the
stimulus a English tariff favcrs for
Canadian wheat. Americans would
flock 20 the Canadian Northwest in
such numbers that that region would
socn be. TO al intents and purposes.
american territory. and by decree Of
its inhabitants would eventually be-
come a part q the United States.
And It must oe admitted that start
ling as this view may be. it is not at
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10

tested by a great multitude of witness
es whose burden she helped to bear,
whose hearts she cheered by the in
fiuence of her dauntless faith, and
whose souls she enlightened by her in
spired words and her consistent deeds
of charity and benevolence.
1t was u part of her high mission TO
make clear to the world the difference
between the goodness = that sacrifices
everything for others and the psuedo
religion that is employed as a subter-
fuge to gain everything for self.-Kan-
sas City Star.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
All Objections OverruIed.

n is 20 be expected that the prompt
recognition Of the republic Of Panama
will wiring "a great outcry from the
democratic politicians. who for half a
century have been unable To gauge
American sentiment correctly. and
they win BE- joined by few good
democrats who consider Il a crime 10
think otheTwise than as their leaders
tell them. We look for loud assertions
that the republican party. represented
by the national administration. has not
been consistent. II win be charged
that the secession Of the southern
states was opposed and prevented by
the republican party. and that re-
publican administration cannot consis-
trutly approve the secession Of state
OF another republic. II viii also be
charged that republican administra-
ton successfully resisted democratic
efforts o. secure tho recognition Of the
so-called cuban republic. which persis-
tcutly Iema uded that the United
states recognize its independence be
fore the outbreak u the war with
spain.
% Is always with regret that we see
our democratic friends in trouble. and
we have therefore fastened TO tell
them what their position viii be and
why they viii be in the wrong. as is
their custom. I'm the first place. the
canal Is more important than consis-
teu,y In the second place. it is in
the province Of every government TO
suppress the treason and rebellion OF
its own citizens-if 60 can. Treason
only becomes patriotism when IL suc5
ceeds. The republican party. then re-
sponsible for the government. success
fully resisted the REBELLION Of the
southern states. II was the business
~ Colombia 10 put down the rebellion
and secession of Panama. II possible.
But Colombia couldn't do IL.
The treason Of Panama has become
81 patriotic revolution. The government
of Panama is In undisputed control OF
the country. The Colombian forces
have been Withdrawn. Peace-the kind
OF peace the Central Americans are
capable OF maintaining-reig The
change is as effective as II 1t had been
in existence many years. In the third
place. the case IS not on all-fours with
cuba. The Cuban republic" was
never anything more than a junta Ct
refugees. President Mckinley made il
plain over and over again, that the
reason why he did not recognize the
independence n cuba was the fact
that the Cuban insurgents were unable
10 maintain "a government Of their
own In any part Of the island. There
was. in fact. no Cuban government
with which ne could hold diplomatic
relations.
And in the fourth place. what are
the kickers going TO do about it?
Niuc-tenths OF the people Of the Unit
cd states have been made tired by
CClombia's efforts 10 pick the lock OF
tho United States treasury. and they
are heartily glad that the jungle
grafters have fallen out among them I
selves and provided way for this gov
crnment 10 build the canal An when
nine-tcnths of the citizens of the Uni |
ted States think one way. it can do (
nobody any good % howl about incon- /
sisteucy.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
THE GUIENA PIG THAT WENT
WRONG.

At a recent meeting of a Partisan
temperance society three guinea pigs
We're incculatc5 with various forms OF
alcohol and one with nice pure water
and then put away until the end OF the
meeting. when the lecturer brought
them cut again triumphantly to show
the shocking results of alcohol Most
unfortunately, however. the only i'll
guinea pig was the teetotal one, and
the moral was simply shoCking.-Liv-
crpCol Pest.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10

The democratic party need not be
entirely without consolation in this
Panama business. Young man. said
the kind old judge who couldn't help
feeling a sympathy for the lawyer
whose case had been knocked to smith
Greens by the we'll grounded objections
of the other side. you still have one
great privilege. You can go down to
the hotel and cuss the court
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
(" Which [ Now
Hold /"

The man who wrote these words couldn't
have expressed the sense of possession
more forcibly. The holding was paid
ND 6fteen-paymc.t life. fifteen-year dis
tribution policy in The Mutual Life
Insurance Company of New York and
Mr.. Ebe Walter, of Gainesville, Del,
had Just received dividend of SI96.9S in
cash. He was evidently very happy over
it for he says besides acknowledging the
dividend)-
The net Of the pld-up policy Of Il coo which now
hold and which there will he paid dividend each year
during balance Of my life. only 1850 The feature
that particularly like about my policy That the longer
live the get. and that during tie balance OF my lie
there i nothing tor me 10 pay
From IgIla;ingtOn tDel.l Meas, NOv. II, E2o7)
In writing for terms for a policy OF this
kind. state what YOU would like toreceive
in cash at the end of limited payment
period. amount you would like Your bene-
ficiary TO receive i'll event OF your death,
and give your age.
THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE
COMPANY OF NEW YORK
RICHARD A. McCURDy. President
SHIRLEY CHRISTY. Manager.
Phoenix. AriZ.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10

Before his election, year ago, Col
oneI ]. F. Wilson solemnly promised
to bust the trusts and gain statehood
for Arizona. Yesterday he entered
upon his two-fold task. We stand
ready to step the press any morning
to announce his success.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10

The great run made by Myron T..
Herrick for governor of Ohio has nat
urally made many republicans think
of him as a very suitable candidate
for vice president next year.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
TO CURE A coLpIN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it
fails to cure. Z. w. Groves signature
is on each box. Csc.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
CASTLE CREEK
HOT SPRINGS
HOTEL.

situated in the Bradshaw mountains.
1871 feet above sea level is now open
for the winter. Finest resort in Ari-
IONA.
Even temperature. No winds, no
dust. Hotel accommodations first-class
in every respect. Modern plumbing
Hot water heating plant. Electric
lights, electric bells. Billiard and pool
room, bowling alley. Natural medicinal
hot springs flowing 100000 gallons ev-
cry twenty-four hours. Open pools Of
different temperature. Shower baths,
needle spray. cabinet bath and plunge
tank under cover.
Four hours ride from Hot Springs
Junction on the Santa Fe, Prescott &
Phoenix Railway in a comfortable four
horse coach every day except Sunday.
Fine road, grand scenery.
w. NJ. SELL, Manager.
Hot Springs, Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10

craftsmanship will not be seriously i'm
paired at either end of the capitol.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
Southern
Pacific
System.
Second to None.

over $1OO,CeO,OOO spent in improve
ments the past three years.
Enough money to build the Panama
canal
New steel bridges. Standard so
pound steel rails. Handsome station
buildings. Oil burning locomotives.
over two hundred miles of oiled track
between Maricopa ana Los Angeles and
the balance under way
Round-Trip Rates to Chicago $500,
Kansas City $500; st. Louis, Memphis
and New Orleans $500; Denver, 10000.
Full information at City Ticket ONCE
% North Center street, Phoenix, Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
CHURCH FAIR BEER.

The New Jersey pastor who was
censured for selling beer at a church
fair might exOnerate himself by haV-
ing the beer tested Not many things
sold at 4 church fair are what their
names would indicate.-Kansas City
Journal.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10

Faint heart never won fair lady
without a lot # strenuous assistance
on her part.-Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
BOOTS AND SHOES.
REGAL SHOES by Mail.

S3.75 per pair, express prepaid $50 styles ia
MEN AND WOMEN. IA sizes and widths, one
price 50 stores Tannery to consumer Cat
aiog and self measurement blanks on postal
request Los Angeles store. 222 W. Third St.
near Broadway. A. s. Vandegrift, Manager
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
OPTICAL GOODS
PATENTS

PATENTS Hazard & Harpham, Los
Angeles. Send for free book on patents
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
BUSINESS COLLEGES
BROWNsBERGER HOME SCHOOL

eS3 W. 9TH ST., Los Angeles, ca.
Departments: Bookkeeping, Short
hand, College Preparatory, English,
Telegraphy. Spanish. Large gymnas-
ium. The only business school in the
city that has recreation grounds. Send
for catalogue.
F. BRowNSBERGER, Principal.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-10
Southern California Advertisements
EMPLOYMENT AGENTS
MACHINERY, ENGINES, ETC.

Hummel Bros. & Co., 116-11S E. Second
st. Carefully selected help.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
JOURNAL x.RAYs.

General Miles waG "out OF sight
at ST. Louis. being behind a plank pill
lar.
When the Earl OF Yarmouth discoy'
cred that a spring Thew was worth
S7.OOO.oOO he froze onto a.
King Edward selected a poor time
10 go visiting. He does not draw the
crowds the president does.
Barring the moccaslns the st.
Louis bellies were dressed like their
predecessors Of hundred years ago.
The Missouri weather would prob
ably have done better II some one
had taken the troublr 10 show IL how.
When the president shiyered under
his blanket at ST. Louis. he well
might have become skeptical as 10
the wisdom OF Jenergon In buying
real estate
When the 81 Louis fashionables
donned army blankets those much
maligned articles became mantles Of
charity and covered a multitude OF
sins.
Mrs. Adelaide Lloyd Smith Is max
Ing a hard tight 10 keep from going
back 10 Seattle She says she Is not
afraid 10 meet her aecusers, but then
she knows Seattle.
The merchants are generally famh'
lar with the idea 80 urgently ad-
yanced by the newly started weeklies.
Now Is the time 10 subscribe" 10 Inn
pressed upon them pretty forcibly
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
A smrEr nREArn-

Il never failing sign of healthy
stomach. when the breath IA bad the
stomach n out Of order There IA no rem.
edy In the world equal 10 KodOl DyEpep.
sia Cure for curing Indigestion dyspepsia
and all stomach disorders. Mrs Mary y
Crick. OF White Plains Ky, writes u
have been n dyspeptic for years--trled all
kinds Of remedies, but continued % grow
worse by the use ~ kodo ] began to
Improve al once. and after taking n few
hottie am fully restored In weight health
and strength, and can eat whntever ] Ike
kOdOl dgests what YOU eat ana makes
the stomach sweet For sale by y q.
Haas, 90 state street.
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ToPNoTCH.
Omce OF
Peter MeMeruer,
All.Around Magnate.


To Lord sinlers Topnotch. London.
My Dear Lord: Replying TO your
favor Of the 18th. upon inquiry learn
from Mrs. McMerger that we are in
the market
With regard to Inducements. this
would depend largely upon your
choice. as have several daughters
to select from. The following list
may serve as a guide:
Hortense: Aetat IS feet 4. Reg.
ular features. Blond. Considered
very beautiful. Kind disposition.
Everything that Is desirable In a wife
Dowry one million.
Faith: Aetat 90. feet G. High
ly accomplished. Very good looking.
with real refined tastes. Dowry one
million FIVE hundred thousand.
Dorothy: Aetat 20. feet 8. Fine
figure. slight Good locker. aristo-
cratic bearing Easy talker Tact,
Dowry two millions.
Clara: Aetat 80 8 feet sh.
Slightly soured in disposition. High.
ly educated. Capable OF holding her
own anywhere. Brunette. Average
locker. Dowry four millions.
Matilda Aetat Ss. feet 8. Pro
nouneed brunette. High temper. In
cessant talker, Face and form moth.
ing TO brag or Dowry ten millions
Hoping TO hear from you at an
early date, am.
Respectfully.
PETER McMERGER
Wall Street. New York, April J.
Cable from Lord sinkers Topnotch to
Peter McMerger,
Letter received Sail on next
steamer Save me Matilda.
ToPNoTCH.
London. April 2
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
$500 REWARD FOR WOMEN


Backed up by over a third Of a century
Of remarkable and uniform cures, a record
such A. no other remedy for the diseases
and weaknesses peculiar to women ever
attained, the proptietors aud makers Of Df.
Piefce's Favorite Prescription now feel
fully warranted IN Offering 20 pay $500 in
legal money Of the United States for any
case Of l.cucorrhea Female Weakness Pro
lapsus, or Falling Of Womb which they
cannot cure. All they ask Is a fair and
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL Asso-
ciATtoN, Propnetors buffalo, N v.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
woMeN's SYMPATHY.
Is PrOverbiaL Salem Women No Es
eeption.

Is Proverbial. Salem Women No Es
eoption.
How much we owe 10 the sympa.
thetic side OF womankind. When
others suffer they cheerfully lend a
helping hand. They tell you the
means which brought relief TO them
that you may profit by their expert
ence. Read the testimony given here
by a Salem woman:
Mrs. Needham. wife OF W. s. Need
ham. painter. residing at the corner
OF Fourth street and Jefferson avenue
North Salem. says Like almost all
painters my husband has been trou-
bled with his kidneys tor years. The
exposure. the reaching. the STOPPING.
combined with the turpentine and
materials In the paint. all tending 10
put the kidneys out OF order. His
back often ached badly at night when
he came home from work and when
he caught cold il always aggravated
the trouble. He read an advertise
ment about Doan's Kidney Pills and
procured a box at DR. stones Drug
Store aud use them. They did good
work by helping him at once and he
continued their use until relief was
For sale By all dealers. Price 81
cents per box. Foster-Milburn Co.
Buffalo n. Y. sole agents for the U.
S.
Remember the name. DoAN's. and
take no substitute.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
CONSUMPTION

the most dreaded and deadly Of All
diseases. as well as pneumonia, and
all Lung Troubles are relieved a. once
and cured BY AcksTs Gnglish heneay
"ths king Of all Cough Cures Cures
Coughs aud Colds IN q day. ~ eentA
Your money back " oiaaAiisned,
Write for free sample. ". n. Hooker
4 Co. Buffalo. n, Z. D. j. FrJ, Drug
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
nIr NnTIrr Ia ennNrn

DUE NOTICE ~ SERVED
Due notice Il hereby served on the public
generally that DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salyc " the only salve on the market that
II made from tne pure, unadulterated
witch hazel. neWltt'H Witch Hazel Snlve
has cured thousands Of cases OF piles that
would not yield 10 any other treatment, ana
this fact has brought out many worthless
counterfets Those persons who get the
never dlsaSno,n,ea becnusn W n cures n'' For or
sale by v. q. Haas, 90 state street
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
MATILDA
TOOK THE
BANANA
How an English Lord Picked
His Bride
Plans and Specifications Ac-
cOrding TO New York Life

Mr.. Peter McMerger. Wall ST.. N. Y.
Dear Sir: am about to sail for
America on business trip. and my
agent. after carefully going over the
field, has referred Nme to you as be-
ing in the market with some desirable
daughters.
| enclose with this a certified copy
of my pedigree, which think will
answer your requirements
AS my time is limited. in order for
me not to be on a false scent, you
might state what inducements you
are offering,
Yours truly,
TnpNOTCu
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01

Comm ancing Saturday. May ID. and
ending the evening Of May 18th. |
win give free with every piece Of
sheet music purchased Of me one ex.
ira piece. You can have your choice
of instrumental or song pile. This
music Ia music accumulated In over
~ years business. This does not APP
ply 20 the scent music
GEO c. WILL.
Dealer in Pianos. Organs and Sowing
Machines. q
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
Need ltsIp b. . turryl

The quickest way TO find help OF
all kinds Is 10 place a want ad In The
Journal A few hours later your al
Is answered and filled. Put 1t in The
Journal today.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
MISCELLANEOUS.

Notice is Hereby olven-That bids
will be received by the Oregon
State Board OF Agriculture. at the
ONCE OF w. A. Mooros. assistant
secretary. Salem. oregon, up 10 and
Including May ~, 1908. for the fur
nishlng and laying OF 1000 feet.
more or less, Of 4-inch either
wrought or cast iron pipe. 10 be
laid from the water system at the
asylum 10 the northwest corner OF
the grandstand also furnishing
and laying 100 feet more or less,
Of 2h.inch wrought or iron pipe
from tho grandsiand 10 the cattle
stalls. and necessary connections;
all OF said pipe 10 be laid two feet
under the ground. The right 10 re-
iect any or all bids Is reserved W
n. Wehmng. Pres f-3O-d2t
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
We Want a RepresentatIve-In eveTI

We Want a Representative-ln every
city and town in this stato 20 pre-
sent our business, Our proposition
is an exceptional ono. and offers TO
a good, reliable. honeet party. with
references. not less than 800 per
month. No canvassing or appoint.
ing Of agonts-a bona nde. legiti.
mate business. Address. with
stamp. c. @. pulsIfer q Co. Lumber
Exchange. Seattle. 4.16.1m.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
Why Not.

Go where you can get tho best?
The White House Restaurant is the
most popular restaurant in the city
Open day and night
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01

&OAAAANAA - lAi hS
are concerned, at
each recurring
period But mod
ern civilization
has added itscon-
ditiOns of ever.
present suffering
to a large proper
ton OF American
W ON en-. The
great bulk OF
such cases is due
TO inhanmatory
or congested CON
ditions within
limited territor.
les which can be
overcome by the
right treatment.
OF course, this
local irritation is
followed by.
headaches hack
aches, nervous
ness, irritability,
and, indeed,
often results in
nervous prostra-
ton OF collapse
which might
have been aovid.
ed by proper
treatment.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
FOR SALE.

FON oAGEs
Calves for saIe.-i have limited
numbeg OF good calvoa. under four
weeks old. from nrstclass COWS. to
be sold Saturday Leave orders at
Journal ohlce, or at schramm's feed
yard. ". l.. Beatty i.30-3t
For saIe-i20O or fS06'pound horse.
black, gentle, kind aud sound; will
work single or double. years old
last fall Price SS5 Call at 800
Winter street city. i.2o.st'
For Sale cheap.-Smlth PremIer
typewriter No. q good as now.
used only four months. Inquire at
freight depot 4.2s.Gt
For sale.-Three No / farms. En-.
qulre OF DR. Cusick, over Capital
National Bank. l.251m'
For saIe.-EIght room house and 10
lots. Price $500. Address ~. O."
care Journal. 4-231wks
For sale.-whlte Langshang eggs for
setting. sellwood strain. Inquire at
Sam Ludfs blacksmith shop. corner
Front and Center streets. i.1S.lm'
For Sale or Rent.-slx acres. 8 miles
out, orchard. garden. ? acres OF pas.
ture; good water See q. W. Pear.
mine. miles north ~ city. on river
road. 49tf
For Sale.-One ton'room house. por-
oelaln bath and hot and cold water
Call at 562 Liberty street 4-6.tf
FOR RENT.
Rooms for Rent.-Upstairs. Cottle
block by day week or month.
Also light housekeeping rooms.
Electric lights, open all houra Mat.
tie Hutchinson. prop. 4.23.tyr
For Rent.-Sevon-room house, base
ment and well water Call on A.
schreiber. f2l High street i.iS-tf
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c. H. MACK
T9T

Successor 10 DR.. J. M. Keene, n
White Corner. Salem. Oregon. Parties
desiring superior operations AZ moa.
crate foe In any branch are IN especial
request
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
ToNsoRIAL AND BATHS.
VETERINARY.

Or. e. e. Jackson, Veterinary Surgeon
and Dentist. once. Red Front
Livery. Phone Main sb1. Resi-
ence Phone 2Oi5 Red. 1856
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01
The Burdens Of hsOnkorn
Civilization.

Normally woman should have no dis
comfort 50 far as feelings Of discomfort
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01

London, March 10.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-05-01

For SaIe.-One ton'room house' por
celain bath and hot and cold water.
Call at 562 Liberty street. 4-6.tf