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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
eytER SToRbES

Three hundred shoemakers who
struck for higher wages In Philadel-
phia in 1885 were the first working
men to adopt such tactics In this coun-
try. The first railroad strike occurred
in 1877.
A Parislan clothes dealer kicked
dog out OF his shop. The dog shot out
with some rapidity and knocked over
woman with jug Of milk. The
woman broke the jug and upset an
elderly gentleman. and the jug cut
both of them. At that moment a cy-
clist arrived and was thrown off his
machine by the PROSTATE figures. and
simultaneously cart came up and
smashed the bicycle. The magistrate
blandly advised the entire squad to
proceed against the dog, and they are
now looking for it.
A remarkable sea monster was re-
Gently caught In Port Fairy Bay by
some fishermen. 1t measured nine
feet six inches In length, had a tail
like that of the screw tail shaft, no
teeth, nose like rhinoceros, a head
like an elephant, two dorsal fms, four
side inns and two steering fms. The
skin was black and very soft. The
most experienced fishermen say the
specimen is altogether new to them.
They cannot hazard a guess as to the
species. The fish has been sent on to
the Melbourne museum.
In a certain Office at an Australian
railway station there may have been
seen a very long list Of names of wom-
en- who have at various times begged
the booking clerks to let them have,
without payment, tickets to various
places. They have forgotten their
purses, or lost them, or spent their
last penny on a new pair of gloves,
and various reasons. They will call
the very next day and refund the
money without fail. But there the
names and addresses lie, with the
amount Of the borrowed money writ
ten opposite.
The first iron ship has more reputed
birthplaces than Homer, according to
Chamber Journal. Both the Clyde
and the Mersey claim pre-eminence in
this respect. Sir q. J. Robson Of Ed
inburgh designed an iron vessel In
1915, which was not launched till
three years later. and 1t is said that
an iron boat was worked on the Sey-
ern even as far back as 1887. Steel
was not used in the construction Of
merchant ships hulls until 1859. Old
salts were not alone in their belief
that wood was meant by Providence
to float, but iron to go to the bottom.
A naval constructor of some repute
once said: Don't talk to me Of iron
ships. They are contrary to nature"
Now none but small craft are built of
wood In this country.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
the boo SETTLED THE CASE.


Canine Tsstimony Aaaln Held by the
ceurs 60 BE unimpsseAabie.
Some months ago David Wallace, OF
IS White street, bought a pedlgreed
cocker spaniel and had II registered
A month ago It disappeared. Yester'
day Wallace says he found the span
lei at the residence OF Peter w,
Lott, lS1 Frankfort street. and tried to
take Il. Lott objected Wallace
caught the dog by the tail, Lott
grabbed ( by the head; both tuggcd
away with the dog as the connecting
link. MrS Lott fiourished a broom
and q man named Buck waved rusty
revolver.
Just as Il looked as IL the dog would
be yanked apart. Sergt. McAllister and
Patrolman Cook hove upon the scene
and lugged dog, Wallace, Cook, Mrs,
Lott and Buck, with broom and rusty
revolver, to the Fifth precinct station.
Capt Furtherer assumed a Hague ar.
bitration role but failed to bring
about a truce. Afr. Dog was lock- d
up and the owners were sent away,
to appear In court to-day and prove
ownership.
Peter" said the court to Interpre-
ter Lauer, bring forth A. Cocker
Spaniel from cell IS"
"whor said Peter. "Your honor,
there's no one else In the pit"
"Yes," smiled the court, ''brlng forth
the dog"
A moment later Lauer appeared with
the prisoner ON the end OF a long
chain.
II know OF no precedent for such a
proceeding" said Attorney r. /.
butcher. who appeared for Wallace,
except that OF King Solomon. That
case Ia not annotated in our codes.
Nevertheless. I am satisfied for the
court to decide the ownership"
We'll" remarked the court, ''is
Lott hereY'
Lott was called, but there was no
answer. A pause followed
Suppose" suggested Mr.. butcher,
''that you let the dog decide whether
or not Wallace lie the owner"
The suggestion was adopted. The
dog was allowed to run loose. II
shifted the air, barked, nearly tumbled
Charlie Hart over by running between
his legs and finally rounded up be.
fore Wallace. The dog yelped. whirled
around and showed every indication
OF Joy.
Il guess that's wallace's dog" said
the court. THAT evidence satisfies
me-" The dog was turned over to
Wallace.-Rochester Post Express.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

There "a more CatArrn IN tnis section oi the
country than all other diseases put together,
And until the last few years was supposed 20 be
nouneed II local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and BY constantly failing 20 cure
with local treatment. pronounced II incurAhlo.
science has proven casarrh TO be conatitu.
sional treatment. Hali's Catafrh Cure, man.
ptaetnred by r. J, Cheney a Co, Toledo, Ohio.
10 tho only constitutional cure on the market,
q tcaspoonful. II acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the syAtem, They offer
one hundred dollars for any case it fails 20
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad.
dress, f. CHENEY a CO., Toledo, o.
Sold BY nruggists, $50.
Halls Family Pills are the bank.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Christenlne : RAILWAY.

Engineers are, as a rule, sternly utll-
itarian, but there are occasions on
which they indulge In sentimental
practices. One of these occurred the
other day on the completion Of the
first transcontinental railway In Afri-
ca. When the plate-Iaying gangs from
Buluwayo and Salisbury, respectively,
came within twenty chains of each
other telegram was sent to the con-
tractors and engineers, who at once
arrived on the scene. The rails were
Joined and two engines proceeded
slowly toward each other from each
side. Attached to the drawhead Of the
engine from Salisbury was bottle of
champagne, and as the two engines
met it was broken and the new rail-
way was named in the orthodox man
ner.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

Wash one pint Of salt Goldfish broken
into flakes and put to soak over night
Gut half pound Of salt pork into dice.
fry crisp and brown. and in the fat
fry two onions chopped into fne dice.
Put in the soup pot layer Of faxed
ish and layer Of thinly sliced raw
potatoes Sprinkle with onion. fried
pork. add dash OF -four and pepper.
Cover with a layer Of split crackers.
Continue in this order till the tish and
one quart Of sliced potatoes have been
used Over this pour two quarts Of
milk and allow the chowder to simmer
very gently for one hour.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Graham Mumna.

For twelve mullins there win be re-
Quired half q pint Of graham. half q
pint Of iour. one generous tablespoon
ful Of sugar. one tablespoonful Of but
ter, half teaspoontul Of salt, one tea
spoonful and half Of baking powder,
one egg. and two gills and half Of
milk. Mix the dry ingredients and rub
through a sieve. Turn the bran from
the sieve into the mixture. Beat the
egg till light and add the milk to 1t.
Stir this into the dry mixture. Add
the butter. melted, and beat well for
half minute. Bake In buttered muf-
I'm pans for half an hour in a moder-
ately hot oven.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
PLEA FOR THE POCKET.
Women Need a Substitute for II Now
adays.

Women Need a Substitute for It Now.
adays
Lucy Locket, the immortal woman
who lost her pocket. is hardly so much
to be pitied as we are. In her case 1t
was found, but nobody can find our
pockets for US. Man, happy creature.
is a marsupial. He Is blessed with
more pockets than he knows what to
do with, but poor, unfortunate woman,
with styles in their present state, has
not so much as one little pocket In
which to bestow her handkerchief.
A weekly bereavement in this latter
line is of common occurrence and in
the course of time becomes a severe
strain. AS for purses they only too
often go the way of the handkerchiefs.
The bell-shaped sleeves rendered hope
less the military trick of tucking ones
handkerchief up 1t, but with new cuffs
there comes a CLEAN of returning hope.
The majority Of them are tight-fitting
at the wrist, the fullness suddenly
spreading out several inches higher up
the arm. This sleeve Is more than
pretty, for 1t will supply the abiding
place for the long absent pocket. A
little envelope-shaped receptacle could
be easily fastened to the inner side of
the left sleeve, In the fullness, Just big
enough to contain two or three small
necessaries. Then flap could be at
tached to button over A Russian
blouse or bolero affords opportunity
for breast pocket like a mans, in
side. For summer frocks a separate
pocket is pretty, made of the material
Of the gown or some harmonizing silk.
At all events let us have the pocket
somewhere.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

"Gladys," sid b mlsy to his man.
nish sister, I've done 30 much for you
you should write me testimonial
"a testimonialg"
"Iesi you might say; Dear brother,
once | was timld, delicate girl, but
since using your collars, shirts and ties
| have become a no woman. ."-phia.
delphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

The London Morning Post states that
never fought for their exls.
tenCo. To the shades Of tnose Canadians
who fought and fell In the war Of 1919
this information must be somewhat sur.
prising, II Is much longer ago since
Britons fought for their existence. Tho
British wars Of the past two centuries
have all been fought in foreign lands. -
Montreal Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
why the Editor skinned.

An editor of g small American paper
recently stated that he had been kis led
by one OF the most beautiful married
women in the town. He promised to
tell her name in the first issue OF his
paper next month. In two weeks the
circulation OF his newspaper doubled.
But when he gave the name OF his wife
he had to leave town.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Recaptiou RoIla

Scald one cup milk. add one table
spoonful sugar. one-Quarter cup Of but
ter and one-half teaspoon salt When
lukewarm add one yeast cake dis
solved in three tablespoonfuls luke
warm water and one and one-half cups
bread -four. Cover and let rise. then
add yolkS Of two eggs and -four to
knead. Let rise. shape. again let rise,
and bake In a hot oven.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

"Here, here," said the Hshmonger,
what in the world are them people
around tn stall latiin' at, anyway"
"They're latin at that sign wot says:
"our fish are unequalled-NothinE in
This Market Comes Near Them Peo-
pie say that's cause they smell 90
bad. ."-Baltimore Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

Freshen Goldfish and cut IL In chops
about three by six inches In size. Put
into hot water and set on the stove
where it viii barely simmer. Boiling
hardens the fiber Of fish as 1t does of
meat When the nsh Ii perfectly ten
der, drain. pour over 1t butter sauce
and serve for dinner with mashed po-
tatoeS, beet pickles and boiled car
Pofa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
GRAINED Oratsra.

Clean and parboil one pint oysters
Drain and reserve liquor for making
sauce. Melt three and one-half table
spoonfuls butter, add FIVE tablespoon
fuls hour and pour on gradually oyster
liquor and milk or cream to make one
and one-half cups liquid. Season with
salt, pepper and celery salt Reheat
oysters In sauce.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

Sift into q bowl one cupful of -four
and q saltspoonful Of salt. Beat one
egg very light. add to 1t one cupful Of
sweet milk. Stir this gradually so that
1t win not be lumpy. into the -four.
give it two or three vigorous bsatings
and pour It into heated gem pans that
have been well creased. Fin them
about half full and bake them in q
Yarv uufc1r ovau
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Did Not Want to overcharee.

Doctor" said the shrewd looking
man, chow many feet of gas does it
take to kill a manp
'That's rather queer question" /"
said the doctor. "Why do you wish to
known
zone Of the guests Of my hotel used
enough Of 1t to kill himself and l want
to send in proper bill to his execu-
tors" s."-Philadelp Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
LOWEST RATES

To Chicago. Dubuque and the
East; to Dee Moines, Kansas City
and the Southeast, via Chicago Great
Western Railway. Electric lighted
trains. Unequalled service. Write to
]. P. Elmer, G. P. a., Chicago, for
information.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Indian Meal Soup.

Prepare this as q hasty pudding, and
then thin 1t with hot milk to a creamy
consistency. and 1t can be served with
dish of crisp. hot pork scraps cut
very small. Try it before you decide
that you will not like it. Small dice
Of bread fried like doughnuts are good
win ii.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Center Of the unIyerse.

The cross is the center OF the uni
verse. 1t is the pivot around which all
the great events of history revolve.
The historian and the philosopher, as
truly as the theologian, must build
their studios on Calvary.-Rev.R. 8.
Macarthur.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Between Friends.

Msyme-I hear you are going to be
married again.
Edyth - Again? Why, I've never
been tied up as yet.
''No; but | can't recall the number
of times you we're going to be."-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Treats Her Ike AZ Angel.

Ethel-She's sorry enough that she
married him, I'll wager.
Mabel-The ideal How can you say
that2 He thinks her q perfect angel,
and treats her
Ethel-As though she really were
one. He doesn't buy her anything to
wear.-Tit-B Bits.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

CSC you refuse to believe that wire
less telegraphy is really practical2"
"No." said the capitalist, who al
ways figures closely; 81 don't cay that. I"
Wouldn't you believe the evidence Of
your own sense?" eyes. But have
no evidence as yet. I've never made q
dollar out Of it. ."-Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
REIERsON NgAONfwEnY 90.

(sueeessufa 10 John Poulel
Foot Of Nlosflsou street. Portland, Oregon
The Eli Gasoline kngine~A child can run II.
Valves and ell working parts covered up, 2 b..
p, tiSo, h. p, taloi q h, D., tao, Put In ut.
tie Gaaoline and then go 10 sleep"
Write for illustrated catalogue and for price
on anything you need In the machinery line.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
ln HAs owa Homo. Too.

"How much do you think that story
Is worth?" he asked when his wife had
finished reading it.
"Oh, / should think you ought to
have got $25 or $50 for It," she re.
piled.
Il got $780," he asserted proudly.
Dear mel" she commented, show
reckless some people are with their
money"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

"You write your first name very we'll
indeed, Miss Pinkie," criticised the
writing teacher, "but you make q sad
botch OF it,"
"What lie the difference, Mr.. Spen.
cer7" asked the pretty GIRL. "T expect
10 change the johnson part of 1t some
day.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Little CHANGE.

"Madam," said the leader oil the bril-
gands, "we'll have to hold you until
your husband ransoms you"
ALAS" replied the woman "I wish
I'd treated him q little better. ."-Chi.
cago Post.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Rubbing II In.

Weaver er-Who was the fellow who
Just stopped you7
Deaver-That was my old barber.
"Does he usually stop you on the
etreet2"
"No. but he knows I'm shaving my
self now, and he just wanted to gloat
over me, ,"-Philadelphia Ledger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
Must be- peIlghtful cIlrnate.

Water freezes every night of the year
at Alto Crucero in Bolivia, while at
MONDAY the sun is hot enough to Bills.
ter the flesh.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
True Life.

True life is not measured by nuggets
of gold, by stocks and bonds. by billets
OF steel or by cars OF coal, but by devo
tion to the service of Jesus Christ
Rev. II. s. Holmes.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Wasea and Cast.

The American shoe manufacturer
pays higher wages than the English
but the cost Of making q
shoe is less because Of the grea or efIlc-
leney OF the Ameri, an workman.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Not Hven : comparison.

La Moyne-You did not seem much
disturbed by the rumpus
"No, I heard my wife discharging
the cook before left home. Chicago
Daily News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Reaaon Tor Hone.

$50 you think she could learn TO love
your" said the close friend,
"Lt isn't impossible. She likes cav
ilarc and olives and anchovies and all
sorts OF odd things. Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
oreat Iustltutlon.

Lady-Education is q great thing.
sandy--Indeed 1t is mum. How
could ! ever know what dey had fer free
lunch If didn't know hew 10 read3
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Not worried BY His Mistake.

Irate Guest NO. 4S)-I didn't tell
you to wake me up at 3 o'clock.
Bell Boy-Didn't yer? Well, mebbe
L wuz No. 84.-Detroit Free Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Willing Sacrifice,

Will Cbange-I'm thinking Of TAX
ing a wife.
Henry Peck-You can take mine and
welcome.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Knowine old Raohelors.

Newlywed-What do bachelors know
about women2
Oldbach-Lots; otherwise they would
not be Observation-Disclosures Rec
ord.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

E1TN Permanently cured 80 frs % Nervousness
IHbO Aftsr nrst days useof Or. klneS Great Nerve
aeatorsF Send for FRRE 81 90 trial bottle and treat
ha DR. r. H. KLINE Ltd eal Arch Sc. PhIlAdolphln Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Natures Dressma aklnS.

ooakley--Did you ever ntt'ce that
tho average poet In desert Ing a winter
landscape always speaks Of lis ''mantle
OF snow2"
Joakley-Naturally. The mantle OF
snow lie the lands cape.--stray Stories.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

"Yes, but what does he do the other
six daysT-Detroit Free Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
cauaaa,s Vas. Timber Supply.

The standing timber OF Canada equals
that Of the continent OF Europe and ls
nearly double that OF the United States.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

Always look for tAls trade mark, "The
klean, keol Kitchen Kind The stoves with.
cut smoke, ashes or heat Make comfortable
cooking,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

Rheumatism does not come and go with winter
time always; in fact some suffer more during the
Spring and Summer than at any other season. When
the blood is charged with Uric Acid A1kai and other
irritating Polsons, then the system is in the right
condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack
IS liable to come at any time, Winter or Summer
Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts Of
the body and is sudden slow in its action IS given
various names such as acute and chronic muscular,
articuar 1nhammatory mercurial and scatc but it Is
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

In order to win success a man must
first fall in love with his work.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

The world has no time for a vision.
airy man-until after he getS there.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

For bronchial troubles try piso's Cure
for Consumption, II Is a good cough
medicine. At druggists, price 20 cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

Bix-DOes your wife play the pi-
amor
Dix--No.
Blk - Does she play any musical
Instrument
Dix-None whatever.
Bix--That's good. You ought to
be proud Of her accomplishments.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25

constant sufferers, while Others have OF
but either kind is wearing upon the
stiffness in the muscles and joints, and
the blood settle upon the valves o. the
heart and ends suddenly and fatally.
It won't do to let Rheumatism
run on. 1t is a dangerous disease, and
You can never tell where it is going to
strike. Home remedies, plasters, 1ini-
ments and such things as produce
counter-irritation, are soothing and
may relieve the pain temporarily, but
the polluted, acid blood cannot be
reached by external applications.
Rheumatism must be treated
through the blood, and no remedy
brings such prompt and lasting relief
as S. S. s. 1t attacks the disease in
the blood, neutralizes the acids, and
removes all irritating poisons and {
S. S. S. strengthens and enriches
iates through the body, the corroding,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
A sunday Occunation.

Hes an agnostic."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-06-25
Portland, Ind, Jan. 10, 1908.

Portland, Ind, Jan. 10, 1908.
After being terribly crippled fo1
three years with Rheumatism, and
having tried well known remedies I
could get no relief. And having
read OF the wonderful effects Of
8. 3. g., concluded to try It, and
am happy to say that I was entirely
cured, and am able to work a. well
~ ever did,
I cheerfu1ly recommend 8. 8. 8. TO
all sufferers of this terrible disease
and will say that If they will con.
tinue the treatment, a. per direcs
tions, they viii dnd o permanent
cure. n. W. SEES.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1903-10-26
A LA HIJA DEL CARIBE

Llega tu hogar mi admiration ahors
escanciada en- ell vase de mis- versos
nj brillantes, nj tersos;
que es tn apellido en- Borinquen, sehors
IN sol y una bandera.
iOh, admirable heredera
del alma de Padilla
que en- esta noche de la patria brilla
con fulgores eternosl Ella escribe
con signos de las curvas de su vuelo,
en- paginas del cielo,
la historic de Ia TERRA del Caribe.
iPadilla! Ante 81 ultraje
que in6eren los tiranos
al lar de sus hermanos,
ell fuego del coraje
su coraz6n infama;
hace vibrar ell latigo crujiente
de ap6strofe viril en- que derrama
su indignation hirviente,
y esta pagina negra de Ia historic
de su TERRA, la vfctima inocente,
la infeliz TERRA que el bendice y anna,
escribe desde ell trono de su gloria
con ignea lava de volcan hierviente
tinta de sangre, y zumo de RETAMA.
PETRoNIo.