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Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1903-10-01

The literature Of medicine goes to
prove conclusively that a duration of
life Is materially shortened by nervous
debility and the diseases which 1t entails.
ANY factor, therefore, I'm their causation
ought not to be overlooked. In the view
that Eye strain is frequent cause Of
functional nervous arrangements proves
bility of doubt or caVil, it is not diff
cult 70 see that hope of marked relief
or OF ultimate recovery is practically eX-
tended to many hopeless sufferers upon
whom drugs have eXerted little or no
benefit.
A few OF the troubles which result
directly from neglect in this particular
are Neuralgia, Sick Headache, Dyspepsia,
Insanity and Nervous Prostitution. II
You have any of the above troubles
call on
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1903-10-01

Here's little Johnnie's compost
ton on Men:" Men are what
women marry. They drink and
smoke and swear aud have ever so
many pockets, but won't 60 to
church. Perhaps if they wore
bonnets they might. They are
more logical than woman, aud also
more geological. Both men aud
woman have sprung from mon
keys but tho women certainly
sprung further than the men.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1903-10-01
How he Sid Down the BaniSfor

An AsFuaI Experiences Written bye Nsxfoo Gentlemen
Lately appeared In Colorado Paper me NessRgS PTV
LEGGED Copy. Read fhs Story II WIN Drive AwAY
"TfTed Feeling"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-15


The other evening" however, when sitting on the
porch with general and his mothery wife, pinned
personal Renaissance by asking him what
in all his career, had frightened him most
''Well" said he, after meditation Il think
thoroy frightened for myself than was
one evening about month after MARRIAGE
wife turned toward him with expression of sur
prise which plainly indicated the she did not know what
coming.
"You see the general went on before marriage
had the habit of chewing tobacco, though
I rather heater about it than some and
managed conceal the fact from those whom it was
likely offend During courtship was especially
let sweetheart get the least suspicion
of it.
One evening attended theater together and
seated attracted our attention by the un-
concealed manner in which he chewed his cud. con-
that the fellows evident enjoyment of the weed made
me want myself, but if I had any vague idea
sneaking little into mouth it dispelled when
turned look of mingled disgust and pride
into and whispered, oh, dearest am so glad
you don't chew!' That moment resolved never to
again. kept my resoution-for several months
But the flesh weak. About month after our
marriage fell: that first taste of tobacco after
long deprivaton-I had not even the consolation of
smoker days-seened the sweetest mosel that
my lips. So bought little German sill
about the size and shape of watch and
concealed it in hip pocket excusing myself to
by the reflection that it could be oense to
my wife so long she did not know it.
And had expected the grzzled old warrior to ten
my coat and, before could get into house coat
she the outline of the tobacco box and asked me
what it was. I frightened to stupefaction, SO I
just stood there grinnng like sick monkey and saying
nothing. She all unsuspicious payfuy toward
saying that since wouldn't tell her, she must find out
herself Thereupon turned and laughing to be
sure, but scared to the very soul of me.
upstairs downstairs, all the house she chased
enjoying the lark to the fullest extent while kept
up thinking had done before. At last
shot into the kitchen pantry and held the door closed
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-15
HOW GEORGE DECEIVED HER.
Brooklyn Eagle.

2 :
"My dear julia I'm so glad to you for I've just
shock. want to tell you about it.
George Bilings-such nice fellow apparently Well
DEAR would you believe it, he's the most underhanded
decetfu fellow in the world. You know I've having
quite desperate Irritation with him for time
Dances hand squeezing and all that sort Of
thing. OF course, I'm engaged to Tom and wouldn't
be false to him for the world but then there's in
a Irritation then. Well this affair with
George got to be very desperate that afraid
might of it, thought I'd give George little
warning. Last night met him at the Tompkyns
managed to hint something about my engagement He
just laughed, and said:
- oh, yes; know all about it,
What do you think of that, dear? Isn't that
deceitful and underhanded to frt with girl whom
knows engaged? But that isn't the He told
that he going to be married next month. Wasn't
that perfectly scandaous? Why it perfectly
rageous Just think Of his acting in way when he
engaged His depravty is really shocking"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-15

while she pushed against it from the outside was now
tighter than I knew could not hide that
tobacco box where she would not find it, and it seemed
end of her beautiful trust in at hand.
sight butter chips a shelf within
reach put happy idea into noodle. transferred
another pocket and put butter chip
in it's place in hip pocket Then gradually let her
the door shove into and draw the
chip from the pocket It about the size and shape
of the tobacco box and it fooled her completely.
Silly said she, what you carrying that in
your pocket for?'
IT put fine pretense of outlines and said that
stolen it to keep pins desk at the office.
She swallowed the story, hook, bait and snker"
.'Why, my DEAR" said his wife, II don't remember
thing about it,
mo- the general answered, you wouldn't be likely
to, but I did, for frightened before
since"
And here had expected the grizzled warrior to tell
thrilling story of some harbreadth at the
battle front! Brooklyn Eagle
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-15

An electrician in Vienna invented electrical ma
chine for extracting teeth
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
ARRIVED.

Saturday, Oct. 3.
Stmr Lehua. Napala, from Maui
MolOkai and Lanai ports.
Stmr Kinau, Freeman. from Hilc
and way ports.
Sunday. Oct. (.
Stmr w. G. Hall, Thompson. from
Kauai ports.
Stmr. he Au Hou, TuIlctt, from Ahu.
KIM
stmr. Niihau. Thompson, from Maui
ports.
Stmr. Maui. Bennett, from Maui
ports.
Bktn. Echo, Young, 60 days from
Newcastle.
Monday Oct. 8.
7. VI. 5. $. Siberia, Smith. from the
Orient at 3 a m.
p. NJ. $. S. China, Fricle, from San
Francisco, at , D. M.
Br. bk West York. Foster. 81 days
from Newcastle. of port at p. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
FORESTER HALL BACK

Forester w. l.. Hall returned from
Kauai Sunday morning, having com
rleted with this Island his inspection
OF the forests Of the country. He states
that the object Of the examination OF
the forests by the Federal Bureau oI
Forestry at Washington was to advise
with the Territorial Board of Agricul
ture and Forestry on the forest policy
which ought to be adopted here. While
there was no time for a close detailed
study, still all the forests had been
visited and much valuable information
received. Among other things, Mr..
Hall says he had studied the condition
Of the forests as affected by fire, in
sects, grazing, etc. The forests have
very high value in edualizing the
rainfall and in holding the water In
the soil and frequently, too, in causing
rainfall The Territory should main
tain permanently in forest a good pro
portion OF each island.
Mr., Hall mentions cattle, sheep
goats, insects, indiscriminate cutting
injurious grasses, wind and fire as hav
ing worked serious injury to island
forests in the past. The areas to be
kept permanently In forest should be
preserved and protected from these
enemies. Fences or other means
should be employed. It will also be
necessary to devise means to destroy
insects which are doing damage. Att
er this should come the improvement
OF the forests. Mr. Hall promises the
hearty support of the Federal Bureau
OF Forestry. As soon as he returns to
Washington he will present his report
to Clifford Pinchot, head Of the Burea,
oil Forestry.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.

From the Orient. per S. s. Siberia,
Oct. For Honolulu: Mrs. X. Ida,
i. S. Knight, Jos. Wong Leong. Her.
bert Llewelyn, l.. K. McGrew, c. Mi.
yamoto, w. Motoshlge, Hong Quon,
7. X. Sheung, Y. S. Sun, Meh Chi
VII. For San Francisco: Miss Alden,
J. o. Ayerill. Mrs. c. Gable, n. Yao
Chow Mrs. c. NJ. Cotterman, Leo Cot.
terman, Miss Mana Cotterman, Mrs.
w. j. Edmonds and child, Miss Ida
Ellis, J. NJ. Ferguson and two serv.
ants, Capt, o. G. Fisher Chen Quong
Foo, II. T.. Major General Sir VIM.
Gascoigne, K. C. NJ. c., and valet :;
Lady Gascoigne and maid, C. +. Il.
Meeths. S. S. Milligan. Chas. A. Mize,
Woo Kin Mob, +. II. Moore, Mrs. f.
II. Moore, Miss Moore +. II. Olmsted,
Mrs. n. 7. Parsons, l.. Rosenfeld. F..
L. Roth, S. HANNA, G.. Kin How, +.
j. Hudson, Chen Pu Hwang, John II
Jewett, Mrs. John II. Jewett, b. Ko.
bayashi, Mrs. Kolesnikoff. Miss Koles.
nixon, A. Kriebel, Lieut.. Kumakofl,
Jos. Wong Leong, Chin Feng Long. II.
S. Lander, Mrs. +. f. Roth and child.
]. Shea, Mrs. d. II. Skidmore, A.
Spunt, Miss c. Strand T. Uyeda, T..
w. Vna Buskirk, Mrs. II. Walter, DR..
Robert F., Weir Mrs. Robert F. Weir,
IL. Weston, Mrs. H. Weston.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
SURPRISE TO PRINCE
Continued from Page ~


been let in on the secret and she saw
to 1t that nothing was told the Prince.
Early In the evening, before the
guests began to arrive, Prince Cupid
was spirited away in the most natural
manner possible and never for an ins
stant did he suspect the designs on
himself.
At Il little after 1880 O'Clock the
friends who had taken the Prince away
from home saw to II that he returned.
He jumped out OF the automobile that
had been placed at his disposal and
started toward his cottage, only to be
stopped by at least fifty young men.
assembled about the entrance. 4 hearty
three cheers were given for the Prince
and then the whole assemblage sang
For he's a jolly good fellow"
The Prince was more than surprised
and overcome by the feeling OF the
moment he could do nothing but in
vite the boys into the cottage, telling
them the house and the premises were
theirs.
Shortly after this, the feast was an
nounced and walking informally 10 the
large grass hut Eva Of the main build
ing, the hundred or more who had
gathered to do honor TO the Prince and
Princess, found spread cut upon wide
tables running along in the shape OF
an ~ a feast that could not possibly
have been better disguised.
The luau progressed merrlly and
when each had eaten his I'LL, Treasurer
kepoikai arose and in well chosen Ian
guage told in his native tongue OF the
object of the feast. He said the Prince
and Princess were on the eve OF their
departure for the mainland and that
their friends had gathered not only to
show them homage as the alis OF the
Hawaiians but to rally around them as
staunch supporters. In every way,
their feeling was kindly and they had
taken this means Of showing what they
felt. Everyone present had personal
interest in the success in Washington
OF the Delegate from Hawaii.
After short pause, the Prince re-
turned the compliment, saying that
this was the very first time he had been
surprised in such a manner. He was
touched by the spirit OF friendliness
and well-wishing which he could see
depicted in every countenance. There
were about him representatives of
every party in the country and he
wished to ask them all to stand by him
through thick and thin in his work for
the Territory at Washington. There
was tremendous applause as the Prince
took his seat.
After the luau the guests roamed at
will over the grounds and through the
houses, finally going to the drawing
room, where dancing TO the fine music
OF the Ellis quintet club was INDUCED
In until a late hour.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
SIS. SIBERIA ARRIVES
ONLY FEW PASSENGERS
F O. ORIENTAL PORTS
HENRY SAVAGE LANDoR. FAMOUS
TRAVELLER WRITER, RE.
TURNS FROM STAY IN
CHINA,

The Pacific Mail monster liner 81
IBERIA arrived from tbs Orient early
TINS morning. She was brought into
the harDor at about 9 O'Clock The
decking OF the big vessel .u tine Bishop
slip Nds attended with some difficulty
the Wilder steamer CIaudine was Iy'
ms at the mauka side OF the slip be.
ing repaired.
THE big liner was swung by the wind
80 that her bow came dangerously near
'jl, stern Of the small steamer Al
this moment the Stborias big Manila
DOW lin, parted with bang The liner
was slowly backed to throw the strain
on the starbudrd wire spring line, but
this line also parted. The Siberia then
went ahead and was safely dOckcd
without further trouble.
/ The Siberia experienced a pleasan,
land uneveuluu trip Of little over nine
|auys from Yokohama. M vessels OF
iQuy kind we're sighted. She brings o
comparatively small list of cabin pas
Is,Hgers.
Among the passengers is II. e
Maj r-General Sir William Gascoigno
IL. c. NJ c., who for the past five years
has been in command Of the British
Troops stationed at Hongkong. He IL
accompanied by Lady Gascoigno.
Henry Savage Lander, the famous
traveller. whose adventures in Thibct
Iattracted the attention of the world d
few years ago, returns from China. he
went through this city on his way Il
the Orient about year ago.
Leo CUttCrman is in charge Of the
IpostaI service ut Manila. He is taking
q nip to the Mainland accompanied
~ Mrs. c. n. Cutterman and Mis-.
Nina COtterman.
J. o. Aycrlll is a prominent tea mer'
IChant OF Yokohama.
j. NJ. Ferguson is the secretary Of tbs
lAmcgirau legation 1t Toxic.
Captain .. j. Fisher returns from
Manila. where he was an inspector OF
lhuIls.
John H. Jewett is an American con.
sui from Japan. lie is accompanied by
Mrs. Jewet.
Lieut.. KumakoR. of the Russian
Navy. is on d tour around the world
: which will end at Nladivostok.
5. 5. Milligan is a school teacher re.
tuning from the Philippines.
= Dr. and Mrs. Robert +. Weir are tour.
ISIS who are making round trip "a
the Orient In the Siberia.
+ The Siberia brought 800 tons OF
freight for this port. She has on board
several very large shipments for San
Francisco. Principal among these are
2O39S rolls mating. 1889 chests tea
S?7 bales raw silk and 7O9 cases opium
I The Siberia Is scheduled to leave fOl
san Francisco at o'clock tonight.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
GR Nd JURY ALL WRONG
CContinueu from Page ~


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defendants counsel then moved 10
quash the two new indictments, allcg-
lng as follows:
THAT the grand jury which purport.
ed ~ ind and return the indictment
herein, We're selected. drawn. summon.
I'D and impanellod pursuant to and by
virtue Of Act IS Of the Session Laws
OF 1903 Of the Legislature OF Hawaii
winch said statute Is in conflict with
section SO Of the Organic Act OF said
Territory in that it permits persons
other than citizens Of the United
states to serve as grand jurors and
permits jury commissioners and judge
20 determine qualifications Of grand IN
yuys by mere opinion.
That said indictment was not found
or returned by any duly constituted or
qualified grand jury.
That said Indictment Is not signed
- the foreman of the grand jury as
required by law.
THAT one Samuel Parker Is the only
duly appointed foreman of the grand
Jury at and for said September. 1903,
IeTm Of said court.
That said indictment Is not signed
ny said Samuel Parker as foreman az
aforesaid or otherwise.
THAT two separate and distinct fell
'Onies, to-wit: two separate and distinct
charges Of murder in the first degree,
are sought and purported to be alleged
and charged in said indictment against
this defendant.
And this said defendant Is ready TO
verify. Wherefore he prays that said
Indictment may be quashed. and that
he may be discharged"
J. J. Dunno delivered long argu
ment in support OF the motion to
quash, dwelling on the fact that other
lhan citizens Of the United States
We're permitted to sit as grand jurors,
quoting Act 80 of the Session Laws of
1903 in which are mentioned as quail.
fed jurors citizens and residents
Deputy Attorney General Peters did
not interpret the Act as in any way
conflicting with the Organic Act; the
qualification proposition and could not
be construed to refer to residents who
We're not citizens,
J. j Dunno went AT length into tho
system of jury commissioners deter.
mining qualified grand Jurors by mere
opinion; they might say only red.
headed men, or men with blue eyes, or
men who would decide against Ger.
tain defendant, should be grand Jurors.
Such q condition Of affairs was repug.
nant to the spirit Of American iurispru-
denCe.
4. G. Peters said the opinion" OF
the commissioners was directed and
bound by the requirements of law;
they were to say, by reference to the
facts, who was qualified.
Judge Gear took the matter under
adyisement until tomorrow morning.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
TO SAIL TO-DAY.

Stmr, Kaiulani. Dover, for Paauhau
kukaiau, Laupahochoe and PapalOa
at p. III.
Stmr. Lehua, Napala, for Molokat
ports, at p. m.
Stmr. Noeau, Petersen. for Homo.
kaa and Kukuihaele. at p. m.
Stmr. he Au Hou, Tullett, for Ka-
paa, Anahola. Kilauea. Kalihiwai and
Hanalei at . p. IN.
Stmr, Waialeale. Cook. for Lahaina
kaanapali, Makcna, Naaleaea and Ho.
nOlua, al . p. m.
p. VI. S. S. Siberia, Smith, for San
Francisco. at . D. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
NEW = TO-DAY
NOTICE.

There will be a meeting Of the lIa.
wall Yacht Club Wednesday evening,
October = 1903. in the private dining
room Of the Hawaiian Hotel for the
purpose OF deciding the ocean race
around the Island of Oahu. in accord.
ance with Rule 81, Section /, Of the
Club Bylaws. A full attendance of
members and especially captains of
the yachts Is requested
c. W. MACFARLANE,
Commodore.
Honolulu. oct. :. 'O3. 2j77.3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05

Fun moon oct. 9Th at 4:52 a. m.
Tides rom the United States Coani
and Geudct!c Survey Tables.
The tides at kahului and Hilo occur
about an hour earlier than AZ Hu
nOlulu.
Hawaiian Standard Time is lob 30m
slower than Greenwich time, beius
that Of the meridian Of 1870. The
time whistle blows at 1880 p. NJ. which
Is tho same as Green wich. Oh ON.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
BY AUTHORITY
SEALED TENDERS.

Sealed Tenders will be received at
the office OF the Superintendent of Pub.
lie Works till IL m. of Monday. Oct. ~,
for the completion OF Diamond Head
Reservoir.
Plans and specifications at the En-.
gineers Office.
The Superintendent does not bind
himself to accept the lowest or any
bid.
HENRY Il. COOPER,
superintendent of Public Works.
October list, 1903. 2575-3t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05

Weather Bureau. Punahou. Oct s.
Temperature o. Morning minimum, %
midday maximum. 81.
Barometer at . a. m. 5000, steady.
Rainfall. 10.
Dew Point. 6SF.
humidity ut a. m. 73 per cent.
Wind. fresh y. t.: weather. clear.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05

Mary McLane of Butte, Montana, has
written another book. There are no
lcuss-words In It and 1t isn't pert. Mary
Is evidently growing up. Probably in
another year or so she will have so in.
creased in wisdom that she will per.
eeive that she cant write nor ever
could. So she has chance TO become
a sensible and useful woman, spite OF
her youthful silliness.-Rochester Dem.
ocrat and Chronicle.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
WANTS
For Want Column See Page six
FOR SALE.

CASH register; cheap: in good order,
Automobile office. Merchant and
AlakCa. 2j11.lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05
The BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN

The BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN
oex, published In the Saturday BulIe
tin and the Weekly Edition, gives .
concise and complete resume OF all IL
gal notices, calls Tor tenders, Iuds
ments, building permits and real e.
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin,
rs cents per month. Weekly Bulletin,
81 per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05

Lord Roberts concludes not to come
over until after he has Strengthened
out the war office in his own county
lie delays the conquest OF America
Buffalo NeMs
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05

Sunday school teacher: Now, John.
ny, tell me something about predesti,
nation. Johnny: cant. ma'am: the
doctor sent me out In the country when
the rest of the family had 1t.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-10-05

FOR SALE-lO0 shares Olaa Sugar
Co stock. par value $50 each; Tor
sale at SO per share. Inquire 0f
AUGUST ITEM.
2j77-1w Mountain View. Hawaii.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-04-03

Trains arrive Savannah as follows:
No. 20, daily, from New York, Wash
lngton, Richmond. and Cincinnati, $40
No. 81, daily except Monday. from
New York and Washington, 1910 a. m.
No. 80, daily, from New York and
Washington. 3:05 p. m.
No. 80. daily, from all points West.
via Jesup, 1920 a. m.
No. 32 daily except Sunday, from
all points West, via Jesup, 4:25 p. m.
No. "a. daily, from all points West,
via Jesup, 1850 p. m.
All trains arrive and depart from
the Union Depot.
THROUGH CAR SERVICE, ETC.
Trains 81 and 81, the SOUTHERN'S
PALM LIMITED, Superb solid Pull
man train between st. Augustine and
New York, composed of Compartment,
Observation, Library and Drawing
room Sleeping Cars. Dining Cars serve
all meals en- route.
Train 81 connects at Jesup with the
famous CHICAGO AND FLORIDA
SPECIAL of the Southern Railway.
which carries through Pullman Draw
ing-room Sleeping Cars to LOUSY ale,
Cincinnati, Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland
and Pittsburg.
Trains 80 and 81. NEW YORK
AND FLORIDA EXPRESS. vesti-
bulsd limited trains, with Pullman
Drawing room Sleepiag Cars between
savannah ana New YORK. Connect at
Washington with Colonial Express for
Boston. Pullman Sleeping Cars be-
tween Charlotte and Richmond and
Charlotte and Norfolk. Dining Cars
serve all meals between Savannah and
New York.
Trains 3S and "a connect at Jesup
with through Pullman Drawings room
Sleeping Cars operated from and to
Kansas City via Birmingham, and
from and to Cincinnati via Chattn-
nooga-
Trains % and 30. THE WASHING
TON AND FLORIDA LIMITED.
VestibuIed limited trains, carrying
Pullman Drawing-room Sleeping Cars
between Savannah and New York.
Dining Cars serve all meals between
Savannah and Washington. Also
Pullman Drawing-room Sleeping Cars
between Savannah and Cincinnati,
through Asnevi;le ard THE Land OF
the Sky"
For Information az to rates. sched-
ules, etc, apply 10
c. H. ACKERT. C. NJ. Washing
s: H. HARDw1cK. G. P. A. Wash
ington, D. c.
W. II. TAYLoE. A. G. p. A.. Attain
ia, Ga.
Agent. Union Depot. Savannah Ga.
z. @. THOMSON, c. P. & T. A.. ga
vannah. Ga. 141 Bull street. Phones
$50