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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-05-08
County Fair.

a meeting of the stockholders of
the Clinch Valley agricultural and
and Breeders association has been
called for tomorrow afternoon at 2
p. m. at the Office of Dr.. II. b. Giles
pie. Although no notice of the meet
ing has been given this Office We feel
II our duty to render as much aid to-
ward having a county fair this fall
as we can.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-05-08

this paper.
Mr.. w. E. Grayson, who recently
moved here from Bland county and
bought an interest in Boyer & Co.'S.
store, is erecting a residence on a lot
adjoining the Christian church.
The only S3S. 90 per thousand cigar
is at Pobst, try it.
If this years graduates could do all
they think they can do there would be
nothing left for next years graduates
TO tackle.
You should see the well stock OF
Hammocks at Pobst.
Paying a choir TO sing your songs of
praise is a great deal like smelling the
perfume Of flowers with some one else's
nose,
Just received nice lot OF glass wear
tumblers and other table wear also
jelly glasses ut Pobst.
The fathers OF large families would
have more time to rejoice over the
size il they could devote less time 10
meeting the bills.
Fresh candies at Pobsts.
A nice line of bed room sets at Pobsts
from 2.S5 to $1,000.
Some men get fulsome praise on
their tombstones because they never
give their friends a chance to praise
them while alive.
Read the al of Tazewell Supply Co.
on local page of this paper. They car
ry select stock OF goods az their large
store at North Tazewen.
Great Western Sheep Dip is having
fine sale. 1t is economy to use it.
At Jacksons.
Miss Jessie Hall, who has been
teaching school, in WEIGH, w. Va, is i
now in Tazewel, where she will spend
few weeks with relatives and friends.
Sheep men can't afford not to use
Great Western Dip. It's the best and
cheapest.
At Jacksons.
Put Mr.. Jno. c. Stellar on the Re-
ciprocity list.
Arrived last week n nice line OF |
flower pots at Pobst.
Mr.. j. b. Caudil returned from
Richmond last week where he had
been to take several prisoners to the
penitentiary. Mr. Caudill hadn't been
in Richmond for twelve years and said |
he hardly knew the "town."
The Ratliff Comedy Co., left yester
day afternoon for Bluefield, and be-
gan a three nights engagement last
night. The company played two
nights here-Tuesday and Wednesday
to good houses.
Bishop, n. NJ. Randolph, OF the p. f.
church will preash at Stras Memorial
Tazewell, Va, Monday even
ing. May 18th. All cordially invited to
attend the services.
Have you read our offer OF the
American Farmer and the CLINcH
VALLEY News one year for s1.OO.
Mr.. j. l.. Caldwell, Of Jackson.
Ohio, arrive at Tazewell the last OF
this week to help his agent, Mr.. It. NJ.
hawkins, ST., put up some fine monu-
ments In this county and adjoining
counties. He will be in this section
some or 10 days.
A letter from Mr.. L. o. Heldretb. OF
Iowa, nclusiug subscription
to the paper, states that corn has not
been planted in his state and thatgreat
fear is entertained less the fruit is kill
ed.
No matter how clean a man keeps
the house, when his wife returns she al
ways exclaims, "My, goodness; will I
ever get things Strengthened around. al
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-05-08
Two Secrets of Success

Two Secrets of Success
The success of The Mutual
Life Insurance Company of
New York is due:
FIrSf-To its selection OF
risks:
II writes no insurance in unhealthful
regions or on vicious or sub standard lives.
Seeond-To the investment
of its funds:
Send for "A Bankers WILL" which
tells how the greatest accumulation of
trust funds IN the world Is invested.
Good health and good in
vestments will go a long way
toward making anyone rich.
This Company ranks
FiyR-ln Assets.
Fiysf-In Amount Paid PoHey-hold.rs.
FvSf-ln Age.
The MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE
COMPANY OF New York
RcHAsD A. McCUHDV. President.
Frank w. Adams manager for
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-05-08
Tresspass Notice

All persons who walk. ride, hunt, Gu
timber, throw ience. or tr' sspass I'm any
way IN my land Will be- p. osecuted to the
full, st extent oi tine law.
RACES SLUSS, Adria, Va.
March Z. 1908
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-05-08
Trsspass Notice

a IL parties are hereby warned undar
pe'aity OF the Law. against trespassipa
npon IN, farm mar North Tazewel. O, mn
on boundary of landwhich have rented
rom A. ). Peery. about one mile West Of
iazrwTll Oh. by riding, walking. fishing
nnnting or In asy other manner. The law
Will be rigidIy enfo ced against tresnasS
ers. pass
c. II Pearv
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-05-08
UNIvER SITY OF
" z G | M 1 a .
1t is the Capstone of the public
school system OF the state.
Free to virginians
In the Academic Department.
Letters, Science; Law,
Medicine, Engineering.

Session bc6,ns 18th. September. For
catalogue address p. Il. Barrinoer
Chairman. Charlottesville, Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-05-08
Lightning.

strikes and fire ensues. Our
companies have paid a good
many lightning losses this sea-
son and expect a good many
more. There is no actual pro-
lection against lightning except
a good fire insurance policy.
We can provide you with such
a policy at the lowest rates in
the best companies and would
be glad of a chance to do
your next insurance.
The F. D. Kits
Insurance Agency
Insurance Headquarters.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-05-08

No matter how clean a man keens
the house, when his wife returns she al
ways exclaims. "My, goodness; will I
ever get things Strengthened around.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1903-05-08

We call your special attention to the
al Of Buston & Sons on 3rd. page q
this paper.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
/ sHE ~ AiL \ \ Y

IlndIan erids XXX sars Husband. ~ 90
substantial 0amasss. Y III
Y It ~ told d, % ALASKAN advsnt1rsr
that nc chose Il bride from one q -
Indian tribes toward, tho Chiicoot
Pass, took her 70, q large and stately
hotel In .. Csnsdisn city, ana one day
left Aer. alone II their rooms while he
went out for = while. ne stased. l -.
u sthan ne had intepded, and shs
Missed him. Finally 1t became "intol.
cradle, and she ,glided forth in search
81 him, without paying any attention
- the elevator. After . while some
one remarked peculiar traces on tho
balusters and doors, when 1t trans
pired that the Indian bride had fblased
/ trail by which to retrace her steps.
Perhaps she didn't blaze it with :
tomahawk. but 1t was effectively done.
Her husband paid the damages. &.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
NEWEST THING IN kissxs.s'
Eair. Women Now Press Each 0tsefsS'
: 4 Cheeks In Salute. i III sfsssSSs

EaIr Women Now Press Eaeh othsfs-
: X chesks In Salute. ~
4 The, new scientific kiss II not OF -
at all, says the Deroit News-Tribunss
Those great men who study the darE
ways Of the willy germ and the ubiquits
our gacillus frown upon Npkissing -
an Indulgence leading to disease. Con
sequently, when two fair women meek
they formally lift their wells and the.
velvety right cheek of one is pressed
for an instant against the satiny left.
cheek of the other. This 10 as nice O
substitute for the old and dangerous
method of greeting as the most demon.
stratingly affectionate individuals
could desire.
Certain husbands, brothers and near
est cousins to rosy cheeks who havs7
experimental with the new method de-
clare that it is not half-bad," though
hardly up to the standard of the old
style kiss. 5s5
It is considered as rude, to offer TO-
press the cheek of your friend without
lifting your veil rs it is to kiss lip
fashion through the dotted mask. or TO-
offer your left hand for shaking.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
A Gallant Governor.

In 1900 the Southern Music Teach
ers' association held convention at
Atlanta. Gov. Chauler Of Georgia en-.
loyed the. recitals and lectures, and
did all in his power. to encourage the
movement. The governor also held a
brilliant. reception, and at the conclu.
MQn of musical number the governor
exclaimed with much enthusiasm,
What is heavens loss is our gain. -
I" Jlst the reverse. governor" corrected
. young lady you mean our loss is
heavens gain" Ms" said the COVER
nor. bowling calamity, 1T is heavens
loss until you. are, all dead. then it is
our ."-Detrsit Free Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
! plod Pio,d,. P,ed.

II .'':' pioa, Plod, P'od. ~ T.
when your hands and head are weary.
ttIAnd your soul has lost itS songs;
When the road Ia hot and drsary. 2.s-
And the way seems very long: II. "a
Wnen you have no heart for action, -
When you need the spur and rod
There's. z. world of satisfaction T.
In q, plod.. plod, plod! ~ - =
Just Is see the task before you,
And forget the distant goal: =: ~
Just to bid Renown ignore you.
And to hear humble soul: 49,;
Just to trudgc along contented
Where the, many feet have trod-si'
There's no better rest invented
Than q plod. plod. plod! =
-, =
Let the genius leap to glory
Winged feet that spurn the sol: 2
Though think the truer story
Is that talents always toll.
We will make reputation
From broom, a hoe, hod; -
There are fame and fascination + y
In q plod. plod. plod! ~
;For in this way and no other
Do the seasons come and go.
1 nd the great world is a brother :.
To the toiler with his hoe;
Near to nature working slowly, =,
We are close to natures God ...~
When we give our spirits wholly
To a plod. plod. plod!
Amos r. Wells. In the Rams dorh
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
IN PRAISE or cHAM A /. Z I'M
!. collie, CHOLERA AND Ne
DIARRHOEA REMEDY.

'"'Allow me to give you a few
words IN praise of Chanberlaia's
Cole, Cholera and Diarrhoea;
,Rsnaedy, ''says Ar. John HamleA,
of Elese Pass, Tsxas. Fl suffered
ono wsek With bowel trouble and
took III kinds. OF naedicile without
gstting.any relief, VIXEN my friend,
Mr.. C. Johnsen, . merchant here
advised ma TO take this remedy.
After taking ono dose I felt greatly
relieved and when had taken the
third dose was entirely cured. l
thank you from the bottom Of my
heart for putting this great remedy
in the hands Of mankind" For
sale by F.. N. Hickman. :.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
Spread Of Education.

In 1910, the year in which the
United States census began to emu
merate the number of persons that had
attended school the previous year, the
total amount of schooling for each in
habitant was 20s days, and according
to the census of 1850 the average
amount of schooling had increased to
420 days. for this decade was q period
of agitation on the part of Horace
Mann and his disciples. In 1870 the
number had reached s72 days, and in
1900, 1925 days. -,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
Raes sv.olaSs lp \ sy sal1ne |,
iA1uss,iS ~ a1nfiiIIs Va Ass + " chlldn

Raes oujolaS IN IN zsalend 4. N
fss1fr'i NV e6utn wales De chiidrsa
Under { ysars;0ld swstS actually les IN
,nuinber than they we're Ton Gears 40.
while ii -Gom4 states there are fewer
under 10 years thar n 1891. IA New
Zealand complaint 4 made that there
~ not enough children to Ill the,
schools. !! M. Coghlan notes that the
aminig grafton of,young married women
Ehs'sfallen OF ii recent years, yet II
fss7 there We're ii New South Wales
III, 14T married women under IS
years, while In 1881 there were 49,.
ar; still the number Of children born
WAS about the same In each year. and
In Australia and New Zealand there
are now annually 10000 fewer births
than would take place had the rate
often years ago been maintained. 4
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
Effect OF Tobacco,


5 The effect Of the use OF pure and
1dulterated tobacco will be the study
taken up by DR.. Wiley Of the agricul.
tural, department.. after having con-
cluded experiments In tho effects of
adulterated foods. he IL now conduct
ilk. 1t 10. his 9intention to take men
Who are regular smokers snd to as
certain their physical condition as to
heart action, breathing and digestion,
while continuing the use "of tobacco
under normal conditions, and then to
have, them. .vuddenly cease the ese Of
tobacco. entirely.
Anott: >. Scare From the Scientist;
DR.. Wiley, governmen' chemist. 10.
sues>a warning against soda water and
iced tea To drink these hot weather
mixtures IL Suicidal, according to the
wise man. Worse than this, however,
1.-THE ofacial announcement that veg.
stables are not what they are cracked
IN to be. Dc. Wiley tells us that the
preparation tof the soil for vegetable
growth lis q fruitful cause of disease.
Tfe further says that meat.eatingy is
exbeAient in hot weather as in cold.
But he recommends bread and butter
d especially blameless. Yesterday
''science'' said thumbs up. To-day 1t
cU1,nfnses the understanding by unex'
pectedly ordering thumbs down. To-
morrow it will be wiggle waggle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
;ECIu b Of Bald Heads.

The newest freak" club is one for
bald,headtd men, for membership OF
which one stray hair on the crown Of
the head is sufficient to blackball.
Senator Hanna has been refused cleo
ton for the present because he is not
quite hairless on top, and quite mum.
Der Of less notable people are on the
rwaitinx.election" list for the same
reason. Some are declared to have Sc.
cured election by having the few re.
naming 'latrs plucked out. ~ Il
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18

foss ssas,s iasa y, 4. ,s "

'oss saa \! Il i \! 4. n 's csss J!
4. ..s''s siaysr Had. "a sfs N
IA Charlie Walsh. ths yetsFan n
York sport. frequently INDUCES T. a
Ayor IN wall street. His downtown
headquarters In old times wls IL
flce Of G. j.. Osborn. whose cash
va I Nj: Ha-ce. The Office was lsS
vided fore and Ut ~ groaH4 MI n
Speftitips, with "a apertufe thr0u hS
when \ Mr.. Hance could conf N
customers upon the state tsOf ~ r
health and margin. One inofnt
Walsh came into the: once ana Wls
called to the partition, after which M
sat down with an cir Of evident ah-
noysnce. 5.1' -. h.
II .What's the troubls.s UnGlsS
Charles?" asked sympathetic friene.
oh, no trouble at all. only I.tsll ~
that faro Is square game alongstdA
this stock speculation. When you bek
on I card you can See whore
money goes; but here you caa't Stell
what goes on: you put up your narxi
and when yon come down tie ne = s
morning Hance sticks his Asa1 $500
that hole and sings out Walsh loses. *
New York Times. -- .-.;'5 s. 49,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
The Post-Morten1.

There is a friend of mine living in
Peekskill who had all the ills flesh was
heir to, and he took pills and powders
and powders and pills without result.
So he called in my old family doctor,
DrsrBassc+t. The doctor looked at his
tongue, lifted up his eyelids and looked
at his eyes. and shook his head.
Glow do you diagnose my case. doc
tor7s ;anxiously inquired the patient.
WELL" SAID the doctor slowly, II
cana tell exactly what's the matter
with you, but the post-mortem will
show."- Boston Post.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
Chance for an EnterprisIna Man.

Chance for an EnterprisIng Man.
Charles Rothschild has offered
reward of $1,000 for specimen Of the
arctic fox flea to add to the collection
of insects in the geological museum at
Tring Park. 1t is said that only two
perfect specimens of arctic fox flea
exist in collections. Here would seem
to be an excellent opportunity for an
enterprising American to start a flea
farm, and supply the demand for arctic
fox fleas. With good fleas quoted at
$4,000 and upward, it is folly for men
to waste their time in breeding cattle
and sheep.-Detroit Free Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
Luxury in Greenland.

Even Greenland's icy mountains
have their plutocrats., One Kor-ko-ya,
of East Baflnsland, literally stupefies
his fellow-tribesmcn with his luxury.
He lives In wooden house, owns q
table and a paraff1n lamp, and recent
ly, to celebrate the fortieth annivers'
airy of the foundation of his business,
he stood cod liver oil all round to his
employees. Such scene of unre.
strained revelry had never been wit
messed in the country before.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18

The Chinese of Ningpo are success
fully introducing their haad-woven2
cotton goods in Manchuria. Tho cloth
Is made from yarns spun in Chinese
mills and from imported yarns. The
yarns are colored before being woven
and the colors are fast and durable.
The cloth is made in pieces twenty
yards long and twenty-five inches
wide. The price of these goods at
Ningpo is s. Mexican ($1.85 United,
States) per piece. The company fur.
nishes the yarn to the villagers and:
pays them by the foot for weaving.
The work is done on hand looms In
the homes by women and children,
whose earnings are only few cents
per day. {. INV y& .~,41 I'M: III:
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
c.Dtain,. Curious Collection.

A collection of pawntickets repre-.
senting transactions in every civilized
country Of the globe, which was got
together by merchant captain, has
been sold by auction. As the lot is
thought to be unique It fetched s40,
being almost equivalent to the total
of the sums advanced on the pawned
items. - \
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
Decline Of the Preacher.

The ministry seems to be losing tn
attractions for young men,. The pay
of clergymen is better than it once
was, though in many instances it. IT,
very small yet. The churches are
liner, but comparatively fewer people
attend them. The simple days. Of old
fashioned faith and primitive ideas
have passed. & The puritan period has
vanished. Whether it be science or
commercia1ism or liberalism or edu.s
cation or the freer exercise of thought
any Of these or all Of these that have
Influenced religious thought and cons
duct, there has been change within.
the church and MISUNDERSTANDING.
American u.
WAS TOO WELL TRAINED. 2 .2s
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
Why the Judge Laughed.


In IN Indianapolis once building
two lawyers, Messrs. c. r. Robinson
and John H. Jump, have ohices on op-s
posite sides Of a corridor. Mr.. Rob;
inson's ohice boy, with labor-saving
inclination, whitfield out sign board
with . wheel at the end, and by ms
nipulating the wheel he saved himself
numerous inquiries as to whether his
employer WAS TN" or "out." The
scheme worked 30 well that the rivxl
boy across the hall made . similar
sign. It was put IN: while Judge Jump
was at court. When he returned To-
his ONCE he stood in the corridors and;
laughed for I'VE minutes while the.
boy, unconscious that the chief va.
anywhere near, made his sign read
alternately, lump II" and Jump.
Out" . 4ssI
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
Would; Earn More.

I. When the clever writer and carfca-
tnfist. Max aeerbohm. succeeded
George Be--ard shaw a. dramatic
critic Of the LoNdnn Saturday Review
'hS vas tolc ~ tAe.manAger that Shaw
VS. gett:ag such and such pay. sOf
'conrse, lhteing comparatively inexperi.
seneed," the manager added, you can
scarcely expect so much" "Oh. yes, !
ahsll.% rejoinsd Mr.. Beerbohm, decis-
lively: Indeed. shall expect more.
You see." be. explained. "as Shaw
knsws the drama thoroughly. 1t was
perfectly easy. for him to write about
IT. Whereas l know nothing about it
and it will be: shookingly. hard work"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
Market Report.
Local / !, News.
Smith He sells bugsies.

Smith He sell 4 bugsies. -.
L4e Forbes i now attending
,oomlneal,cial college in Minneapoli
For ksnt two Or thrss houses
IN Glary addition. J. 7. Vail.
John Mosher left the first Of the
weak to attend business college il
Minneapolis.
q. sam Haislet, formerly editor Of
the Adrian Guardian, has purchased
tho Gazetre, q paper at Redwood
Falls; where John King is located.
z. H. Lawrence, Of the Sioux
1 City journal, was in the city
Ibn1sday on his way to Rushmore
where he, will be q guest Of rela-
tivea. / sv -. ~ ~ e.. X
Thousands bright men and women
today lay their success to Rocky
Mountain Tea. Quickens the blood
and BRAIN. IS cents. F.. M. Kick
man. 5,. : ,r-~>~..s& %.-1.,.. !.
Rev. A. w. Putnam was in the
city Thursday on his way home to
Eagle Lake, after q pleasant visit
with friends. at Rushmore and
xLuverne. T. < rs. =
The Ladies Aid Society Of the
Presbyterian church will hold q
supper in the church parlors Fri
day evening, Sept. Is. Admission
10 cents. All are cordially invited.
When troubled with constitution
try Chamberlains Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to take
and produce no gripping or unpleas-
ant effect. For sale BY F. M. Kick
man. u: 81 5te = ~ y III s.r,. 1s
We are in receipt Of q nice big
apple from the orchard Of VIM.
Kirk. "a few Of such apples would
I make a bushel. MI. Kirk must
certainly have a very thrifty
orchard. So ~ ~.% t5sss : = q
It is a long step back to the next
best laundry. With such clever
force Of employees and using the
best materials we are likely to be
always in the lead. 8,
ri. Worthington Steam Ldy.
y All persons knowing themselves
!. 70 be- indebted to Dr.. Clark will
\ please call at his house and settle
the same in whole or in part az soon
as possible, as the DR.. will not be
able to attend to his practice for
\ some time and needs the money.
Mrs. j. M. shattuck was q guest
OF Mrs. 2. M Smith a short time
Thursday while on her way home
from Round Lake to GAINESVILLE.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
MISSING Londoners.,

No fewer than 20,00g persons are
reported missing in London every
year. Only about one-afth Of these
missing persons arexsver accounted
for By suicides and in other ways. The
others disappear from friends forever.
Many Of them are wanted" by the
police, which explains why they do not
reappear. Numbers sof them leave
London. tg III ~
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
a BOYS WILD RIDE FOR LIFE

A Buy - W1AD 1IADG EOn LIZ -
With family around expecting him
to die, and son riding for life, 10
miles, to get Dr.. Kings New Dis
covery for consumption, coughs and
colds, W. 81. Brown, Of Leesville,
Ind, endured death g agonies from
asthma; but this wonderful medi-
cine gave instant relief and soon
cured him. He writes: s'now !
sleep soundly ever night. !" The
marvellous cures of consumption,
pneumonia, bronchitis, coughs
colds and grip prove it's lnatchless
me- II j for all throat and lung trou-
bic. Guaranteed bottles SOC and
$1.oo. Trail bottle free at all drug
stores. 5r s.... *. z..z H. X. -
FOIey's Kidney Cure
makes kidneys and kkadder right
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-18
A Seat, ANYWAY.

There were four billion street car
passengers in 1902 and but twenty-five
thousand Of them hurt. The relative
mortality among chaffeurs was far,
greater. But there is this to be said
IN favor of automobiling, even If you
don't live long-you have q seat while
lasts.-St. Louis Republic.