The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-08

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ISIS going to did id M XS&&
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Dare ISIS lots uf peoples in der United
Stades Vot would lige to did id to der
coal truster und more uf dem want to
did Id, und uf id keebs ub much longer
must refusal to be responsible. for
Tetty. Dare ISIS der poy dot ISIS dare
NIT der goots all der time. [ tell you,
Louie, dot dare ISIS going to be some
dlddlngs before long und ven id ISIS
pulled OIL L Shouldt lige to be taking
meln vacation, please. Id ISIS case of
chust few uf der skinch players und
rlch macknaters gedding togedder side
by each und visiting ad der rest uf
us TO go und tage a chump off der
earth L can rememper yet ven We US
ed to read Id in der newspapers how
care Vos life or six millionaires in der
country, den We would lay der paper
referently away In an old trunk und
set und dink in solemn awe der rest uf
der tay Vot greadt ding id must be
to been millionaire. Now vot are
dey, L ask you? Nuddings. Million
aires are as thick as hack DIFFERS on
stormy hide. Nowadays you hat
10 De way ub in der millions ware you
mar to hire man to coundt id, und
be ad der head uf trust uf some kind
before you are yet, somebody, yes?
Il understand now dot der coal trust
ISIS making some kind uf a foolishness
ad conkress vich is now seasoning.
Der trust says to conlkress, I'D ISIS nod
your bltznesS aboudt mein coal bitZ-
ness und you shall keeb your face oudt
uf Id. We hat der coal und ven We get
ready to mote i'd you can hat i'd Cad our
price,"
Dose coal roadts are only Putting,
und now dot coal ISIS such a scarceness
dey say We haffent got der cars or
| der inchines to mofe der coal. so We
cant put Id on der market, und vot are
you going to dit aboudt id, yes?"
NOW dare you are. Conkress ISIS try
ing to did Something's aboudt i'd bud vot
ISIS der use; Wy id Won't pass der third
house. Und now in der mittle uf der
winter time, der trust ISIS preparing
to get Ids pound uf flesh oudt uf der
poor peoples und also a few punches
Ut der rich peoples alretty. Now vot
| ISIS der answer? Don't burn coal. Mofe
oudt in der voots or near a lumber
can start oudt der coal company.
Wouldn't Id be a greadt choke to dit
dot-yes? Now Id iss ub to conkress
und alder cOnlress den comes der
poy dot led dem ,ub many a hill bud
| neffer marched dem down und he didn't
set yet vot he iss going to dit ven i'd
gets ub to him. Der coal trust ISIS sore
En%t \ IA
dey dit nod want, der arbitration
scheme, und now dey are handing der
present right back to us by holting
back der coal und fitting der price. Id
ISIS a seriousness vich ISIS LOGGING us
In der face und I shutter ven I dink
aboudt i'd. Dose dat hat no coal in
der house also shutter ven dey dink
aboudt i'd, too. But der worst contem-
plating uf Id all ISIS shouldt der brewer
les run oudt uf coal und hat to shut
down. Ach! Colt, Louis-Ich derf
NIGHT dink abOudt id or I Will be in der
crazy house. Greadt ISIS der coal trust,
Louie. Dare ISIS only a few more lige
Id. L am SO glad dot lif ware We only
haf winter vonce year, wish I couldt
lif in der Phillipinochle IsIants ware a
leedle piece of cheese cloths und a
pleasant schmilings ISIS all dot iss ne
cess1ty to keeb warm. -Uf der scarce
ness uf coal keebs ub much longer id
VIII be worth mans life to go oudt
to der coal house alder a bucket uf
coal (uf he habbens to hat some) mid
oudt he has Won uf dose Calling guns
cofering der path so he can retreat
himself in goot disorder midout getting
touched for der coal
L hat in mind a leedle poetrys vich
Will hand you vile you Wait. Here
ISIS i'd:
"q4t King Coal vos a merry olt sould,''
Und a merry Olt soul vos he
BY strength uf might he grapped dem
Und he iafffed nit ghoulish klee."
His throne ISIS firm for anoder term"
Nit der rich mans gold as a tower.
t grind der poor und oben der door
To der der chilling blasts in our direful
For der starting poor are colt to der
Vile der MiIlionaife's clup 1oogs on;
Vot care dey for der colt und misery
Und dey laugh, vile death stalks on"
ooh, Ruler Divine Gif Thou some sign"
by o s teaG us 6 on tofder reckoning goal,
Dey need, want, pray und beg for coal. !"
''Qlt King Coal vos a merry olt soul
Und a merry oft soul vos he
Bud his inhumanity shown viii hide der
throne
Ven his ship sails offer der unknown
sea-" " -
I'D ISIS pretty hart" set Louie "to
be SO hart ub for hart coal, aindt i'd ?''
Shure," I set, Shut Wy don't you buy
soft coal, id Won't be so hart?" IND ven
dot blow hat fallen Louie stackered
away. 4
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