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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
IT WOULDN'T WORK.
An Annoying Variation of That Ser
want Girl Question.


He saw her coming and recognized her
instantly. She was the maid of ali work
his wife had enE)loyed d week or so be-
fore
Tn see how her plan works" he said
To himself.
Her plan as he had learned by expert
ence. was one OF aggressive independence.
She wanted IL distinctly understood that
she was as good as anybody else. and she
feared that If she did thing cheerfully
IT would be considered a confession of in
1erlOrlty- EquailJE, 20 her mind, meant
that 40 one should be obliged to do any
thing for anyone else She waited on
table under protest and with bad grace.
Instructions hurt her dignity;.a desire to
pleas was a confession OF weakness. She
wished 10 be considered a member of me
family and treated as one Her objection
To domestic service was that she had to
serve another, and she lost no OppOTtun-
II and only consented because she needed
the money. somehow III never occurred
TO her that practically everyone in this
world has to serve others, and that sue
most thoroughly and most Obligingly
Contrary to his custom, he was aggres-
sively Independent when she came 10 his
counter. He brought out the goods that
she wished 10 see. but he did IL in a leis-
urely way, Just TO emphasize his indie
penQence. 10 ny nard 10 please is TO be
subservient- He didn't try hard. IN
stead, he talked with other people and
answered carelessly and YEARLY when she
asked p question. His whole manner
seemed 70 say. You needn't think you're
any better than am just because 7 have
10 do this for you Finally she became
impatient
Get that down for me" she ordered.
pointing 10 a roll of goods
Pardon me, he said, but i'm this cOIin-
try we are all free and equal and are en-
titled to be treated ''-
Equal she exclaimed. Think v0u're
my equal when I'm spending my money
and you're hustiing TO get it, Well 7
guess not. There amt any equality when
I'm in a store with my wages in nv
pocket
There is a moral or a lesson O. some
other annoying ching in this, too II auv-
one cares 10 hunt for il.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
The Vain Young Woman.

"A. c. Stuart in St. Joseph Gazette)
1t was about when she tumbled from
And she took
A COOL look
At her face.
Her hair was most terribly unused on
her head
But she took
A good look
At her face,
And when she was dressed and was
cOmbing her hair
And doing 1t up with the utmost care
Each time that she thought to herself. II
Why! She took
A good look
At her face
When fixed for a plunge with the shop
And she took
A good look
At her face.
And then. on the street car, she found
that she could
So She took
a good look
At her face.
She sought out the mirrors each place
that she went
Before she could feel any sort of content
So she TOOK
A good look
At her face.
She. hurried around When she finished
Why She took
A good look
At her face.
She adjusted the plaster. she wore-by the
way
When she took
A good look
At her face.
Her powder rag hastily came into sight
Whenever she deemed it was needed
that's right
And she used it quite often 'twiXt morn
ing and night
When she took
A good look
At her face.
When through with the day and prepared
for repOSe-
Whyi She took
a good look
At her face.
She smeared it with glycerine-water of
As she took
A good lOok
At her face.
She put on her ''nightie'' and scurried
about
And then to be certain-not have any
doubt
The very last thing ere the light was put
Why, She took
A good look
At her face.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
EACH DAY AN OPPORTUNITY

for you TO make 81 reach as far as 81.
Commencing Monday, May 25, we offer
the following surprising, but true, in
ducements with our teas coffees,
spices, extracts, baking powder, soda,
cocoa, etc:
Wednesday-On three-piece kitchen
set. 81 purchase.
Thursday-One three-piece china
mush and milk set, 81 purchase.
set. 81 purchase
Different gifts given on days adver-
tised only.
our name a guarantee Of quality and
prices See window.
National Tea Importing company,
corner Third South and Main streets.
Prompt attention given to mail orders.
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Clerical Puns-
CSt. Louis Post-Dispatch.)

(St- Louis POSt-D1Spatch.)
On one occasion at Athy, where Can
on Stavley. the English divine, was
then stationed, he was visited by the
archbishop, whom he induced to visit
new coffee house, which had just
been opened in the interests Of tenn
pearance. Naturally. the distinguished
guest was served with q sample cup of
coffee He tasted il. while Canon
Bagot and the manager waited in COM
placent expectancy of commentator.
They were disappointed. The cup
was hastily set aside by the bishop.
who calculated, with a prolonged and
unmistakabIe emphasis, A-bOm-i-na-
bie!''
Then the manager suddenly remem-
bered. oh, your grace" he explained,
"a box of matches fell into the coffee
tank this morning. and 1 did not think
il right to waste ali the contents of it,
IF your grace Will come again, -
promised Canon BagOt interposing
quickly. Il faithfully promise you a cup
of matchless coffee"
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Up to the Machine. -
philadelphia LedgerD


Senator Quay tells a story to Illus
trate Senator Penrose's loyaIt to the
organization without regard for his
personal opinions or comforts. Quay,
in a spirit Of weiI-concealed railIery,
told the junior senator one day that no
ineonsiderable part of official popular
ity lay in entertaining during the
Washington season, and advised him
to go in more IavishIy for social hon
ors and attentions.
Why" said Quay, "a senator of your
age ought TO be married. Indeed, Pen
rose, I'd advise you, for the sake of the
organization, to get married. Your
chances of reelection through infiuen-
tial demand by the bigwigs will be in
creased a thOusandfold if you take a
charming wife down there with you
next term. With your money you ought
to be able to do it we'll"
Penrose pondered deeply a minute or
two, and then said:
do you really think thing like
that COUNTS"
Sure answered the old man.
We'll" said the Junior senator. re
signedly, 'let the organizat ton pick out
the woman and I'll marry her"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
SALOONS MUST 60.

People of Bremerton, Wash, Have
Taken the Hint.
Seattle, May 26.-After six T2onths of
temporizing the people of Bremerton at
last came to realization of the situa-
ton in all its seriousness, and its Of
fiCials have taken steps to comply fully
with all the requirements of the gov
eminent regarding the closing of sa-
looms.
In a written communication TO the
cOmmandant of the yard. Mayor CrOX-
ton today notified that official that the
council had passed resolutions which viii
not only result IN the removal Of every
place the body on record as pledged
against the issuance of any more saloon
licenses.
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STRIKE Is CERTAIN.

Philadelphia. May 26.-In all of the
local textile mills notices were posted
Today by the manufacturers announcing
their refusal to grant the demands Of
the workers for a fifty-five- hour week.
The employees fixed June L as the time
limit for the concession, and il is al
most certain a strike involving upward
Of 100. 900 men VIII be inaugurated next
Monday.
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INDICTED FOR BRIBERY

Colorado Springs Colo. May 26.-An in
dictment charging George W. Jackson Of
Chicago with attempting 10 bride and
city council of Colorado Springs. has been
returned by the grand jury. 1t is alleged
a railroad pass to Salt Lake City in order
TO get St Johns vote for a valuable
franchise desired by Jackson
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
IRRIGATION SUIT.

Topeka. Kan. May 26.-Attorney Cen
eraI G.. c. Coleman went to Washington
preme court a new bill of particulars
In the irrigation suit of Kansas against
Colorado He was accompanied by \. II.
I4uOmis one of the attorneys in the case.
1t is thought the court viii take UP
the matter some time during this sum
mer. The suit was brought by Kansas
to restrain Colorado from diVertinS the
waters of the Arkansas river Tor irri-
cation purposes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
TAMMANY VOTES AID.

New York May 26.-At its meeting to.
night the Tammany executive committee
denounced the Kischineff massacre and
voted TO send 8, 800 to Kischineff for dis
tribUtion among the afflicted.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
BURNED ITSELF OUT.
One Hundred Buildings Destroyed by
Fire at Laconia, N. II.

Laconia. N H.. May 26.-Nearly 100
buildings have been burned, $50 persons
are homeless and loss Of between S350,OJO
and 10000 has been caused by a fire IN
the I.akepOrt section. the area burned
over being about $50 acres. The fire
started in a boiler room of the H H
Wood hosiery mill. The flames spread
quickly and i'm a very short time. under
the influence of a brisk southeast wind,
the entire structure was burning. Next
80 spread to the finished lumber plant OF
the Boulia q GOrrell company and then
70 the works of the LaCOnia Electric
Light company. In less than an hour
both these plants We're destroyed. The
city fire department was helpless to stay
The progress of the faues and the de-
structiOn went on until The fire actually
burned itself out for want of material.
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CHARGED wTTH MURDER.

Memphis, Tenn, May 26.-The grand
jury today returned an Indictment
against Mrs. Lizzie Mccormick, charg-
ing murder in the first degree. Mrs.
Mccormick is charged with sending a,
bottle of poisoned whisky to a woman
in Cincinnati
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AS She Read the Prescription.

Pat was puzzled AS every man should
do when in doubt. he laid his perplexities
before his wife, and she promptly solved
them for him Examining closely the di-
rections on the box of pills which the doc
tor had left she read out slowly:
TEX wan pill livery hour
''Shure. Pat. darlint thin directions is
plain enough. The thing TO do is to tie
a string IN the pill But ] wonder phwot
the doctor left SO many of them for?'s
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
SALARY NO small.

Honolulu. May 26-Superintendent of
Public Works Cooper has resigned his Of
flee. When the legislature adopted ne
of Mr.. Cooper's office diminished greatly
and the enOlumeuts attached TO the Of
flee were reduced TO such proportions
that Mr. Cooper decided to give up the
position and to resume the practice Of
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
INHERITs s.. 10000.

London. May 26.--A special dispatch
from Madrid says: King Alfonso has in
herited S.5OO,O00 under the will OF his
grandfather, King Francis, who died
April 10 1902. The will was opened about
a month ago. in accordance with the de
sire of King Francis that il SHOULD not be
rod until INalNa months after- his death.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
LOCATED IN BOSTON.

Butte May PA special to the Miner
from KalispeT says that Howard Abbott
who mysteriously disappeared from
Helena during the early part of the
month. has been located in Boston
through check which arrived at Kali
spell this morning. No explanation is
made as to Abbott's strange actions.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
UNIONS WEAKENING.
Freight Handlers May Wait Until
Next Spring.

Chicago. May 26.-The general mana gers
OF the large railroads running into Chi
cago remained firm today in their refusal
10 grant any further concessions TO the
freight handlers, and there are apparently
slight indications Of Wea kening on the
part OF the union. At least several prom
Inent leaders Of the organization favor
delaying the entire matter until next
spring, when ii is believed by them that
the freight handlers throughout the
country win be better organized.
If the railroads refuse to grant wage
concessions the freight handlers will be
IN a condition 10 force concession. but 1
do not believe this viii occur until next
spring. was the significant statement of
Vice President DonuelIy of the national
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
CHASE BAKER.
Piann Players

Made 70 play any piano, now on exhf-
bition and for sale at our store. Price
S275 cash or time payments. Call and
hear Il whether you intend to purchase
or not. Cartensen & Arson, Temple OF
Music. 5I-53 South Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
DIVORCE AND REMARRIAeE.
General Assembly

Presbyterian General Assembly
Takes Strong Ground.
Los Angeles May 26--The action of the
assembly in adopting resolution against
the remarriage Of divorced persons
fOrestalls any lengthy debate on the re-
port Of the committee on divorce and re-
marriage, which will come up tomorrow,
for the resolution is the gist of the whole
matter and was taken bodily from the
prepared report of the committee.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
TROOPS TO GUARD NEGRO.

Kaufman Tex, May 26.-TwO companies
of militia from Terrell and Dallas have
been ordered here to protect negro wins
is charged with criminally assaulting a
white woman. This afternoon a mob
formed with the avOwed purpose of burn
ing the negro.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
TWO LABORFRs KTILED.

Columbus, O., May ga Big Four
train with a, gang Of Italian laborers on
board collided with several box cars in
the local yards today. Two were killed
and eighteen injured, eight seriously
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
FORGER ARREsTED.

London, May 26.-An Italian believed TO
be Count Maurice de BOadari, for whose
arrest a warrant was issued Feb. Is in
London on the charge of having forged
the name of J. PierpOnt Morgan for large
sums of money, aggregating $i50,OOO has
been arrested on board French steamer
at Alexandria.
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TEMPORARY INJUNCTION.

Wilmington, Del. May 26.-Judge Brad
ford, in the United States court today.
granted the Western Union Telegraph
company a temporary order restraining
the Pennsylvania Railroad company from
removing the wires or poles on the Mary
land and Delaware division of the rail
road. The case viii be argued on June 10.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
FINE WILL BE LARGE.

Chicago. May 26.--J- j. Jacobs, head of
the Montana Mining. Loan & Investment
company, was found guilty today in Judge
Chetlain's court Of conducting a lottery
Passing of sentence was deferred. but the
court intimated to the convicted man that
the fine would be 81 500
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
JUSTICE T,ADD RESIGNS.

Manila. Nav 26.-Justice Fletcher Ladd.
OF the supreme court of the Philippines,
has resigned on account of the illness
of his wife and has left Manila Tor his
home in Lancaster, n H
Commissioner Worcester leaves here for
home in July.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
HEINZE as PILOT.

Butte May 26--MayOr Pat Mullins to-
night made the announcement that F.
Augustus HeinZe would precede the pres
ideut on his trip from Helena 10 Butte
in a special pilot train thirty miles in
advance of the executive special The
president is due in Butte at 3:4S tomOr-
ruM afternoon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
NEGRO ACQUITTED.

Camden, y. J.. May 26.-Robert Wash
ington, the negro constable who shot and
killed Joe Goddard, the pugilist, in a riot
at the Republican primary election last
July. was today acquitted by a jury of
the charge of murder.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
FAMINE AND CHOLERA.

Washington, May 26.-Consul General
McWade at Canton has cabled the state
department that famine is increasing
in Kwang 81 province, and that relief
is urgently needed. He also informed
the department that sporadic Asiatic
cholera exists in Canton
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
An Impression.

Did that lawyer get a clear view Of the
case2" inquired the utigan't friend
No. I'm afraid he didn't. I told him
that my trouble was about money. and
he seemed to be proceeding on the theory
that by relieving me of my money he
would cause the trouble to disappear
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
MONTANA NEXT
ON PROGRAMME
President Roosevelt Visited Spo-
kane Yesterday.
BY GREAT CROWD
EX-SENATOR TURNER HAD TO
STEP ASIDE.

Spokane. Wash, May 26.-President
Roosevelt doubled back into Washington
state today from the Couer d'Alene min
ing camps OF northern Idaho. The party
encountered inc5ement weather in the
mining towns The greatest crowds ever
gathered in Spokane greeted the presiden:
in this city After long drive over the
city the president spoke to the people of
Spokane and surrounding country. The
presideISiaI train left little after 8
o clock for the Montana cities. Secr2-
tary Moody made a somewhat extended
speech at Wallace, Ida
The Parade.
The presidents ride through the city
was concluded with the triumDhal process
sion down Riverside the principal street
OF the city The broad avenue was beau
uIuny decorated with the national cOlors,
while solid walls of humanity pressed
against the ropes that had been stretched
along the sidewalks and across the side
streets Three companies of the national
guard patrolled the avenue. keeping the
crowd behind the ropes. Preceded by a
patton OF police, the Inland Empire band
ana a company of the Seventeenth in
uoWn the avenue, where the waiting
thousands welcomed him with rOars of
cheers. Behind him marched another
company of the Seventeenth. More mu-
sic and the veterans of the G. a r., now
meeting mere in state encampment. were
next in line A long procession Of bands
TO the grandstand at the corner of Main
ana Lincoln TO listen to the speech of the
day.
An Interesting Feature.
One especially interesting feature of
Roosevelt's visit TO Spokane took place
at the site of the new Masonic temple
here the procession halted for a moment
Inc president left the carriage and seiz-
ing a shovel, threw the first spadeful Of
earth for the new building. No speech
was made at this place the ceremonies
being Of the simplest character.
Shortly after 4 O'Clock the presidential
party arrived at Occur d'Alene park. Here
ne was met by a thousand children. sing
ing patriotic song. Some strewed flow
the ranks of young America.
An incident at Harrison Ida was the
presentation OF hVe strings of Speckled
trout, for which the donors were thanked
by the president
Changes in Programme.
Two changes were made in the pro
Sramme at Spokane. Ex-senator Turner
was 10 ride IN the presidents carriage
puJ gave MS seat, at the request of Sec
retary Loeb. to Governor Mcbride Mayor
Bcyd was the representative of the CITY
BY some mischance the procession drove
by the site where the president was TO
Dreak ground for the Spokane Athletic
ciI7o building and left the club members
agAast with CONSERVATION. It was wholly
Teit. for when the president heard of ii he
sent for the officers Of the club and at
the train expressed his regret. He prom
lsed ne would use the silver and gold card
OF hoporary membership which was pre-
senteo to him a some future time The
other change in the programme was his
failure TO speak TO the school children at
Occur d Aiene park.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
PLAGUE AT YOKOHAMA.

Washington. May 26.-Consul General
Bellows at Yokohama cables the de-
Qartment of state that plague exists
there.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27

Largest shipment Of motorcycles ever
received here arrived at Meredith &
Guthrie's. 81 Main. One of these Cali
fornia motors is now being ridden from
san Francisco 10 New York. Call and
examine an up-to-date motorcycle.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
BENNETT CUP RACE.

AuLomoD1IeS VIII 60 some IN Ire
land July 2.
London, May 2e.-The Dublin Gazette
issued tonight contains the regulations for
Inc race for the James Gordon Bennett
cup which is to take place in Ireland July
? The whole course will be closed from
O'Clock in the morning until the race is
finished. and the other regulations will
reduce the possibility Of accidents to a
minimum 1t is believed that the irish
administration is considering still further
precautions to insure the safety of the
public King Edward. who is taking
great interest in the contest, talked over
the matter yesterday with Premier Bal
four.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
PAPER Mill RuRNED-

Utica. y. Y, May 26.-The papeY mill
of the Malone Paper company at Malone
was destroyed by fire tonight. Loss, $1OO-
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sneciaI sac 81 Palms

Towering plants and cut flowers for
one week. Five thousand palms. BOs-
ton ferns, bay trees and rubber plants
just received. Twenty thousand car
nations, roses. lilies. smilax. etc. for
Decoration day. Visit our green
houses get our prices and place your
orders at once. Salt Lake Huddart
Floral company. PA East Second South
Main street Tel. 81. Greenhouses at
Twelfth South and State
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REDUCED RATES EAST
via Oregon Short Linz.

Tickets win be sold June 4, 5. 9 and
10 10 Denver. Missouri river Chicago
st. Louis. ST. Paul and many other
eastern points. Return limit Sept. g.
Fnu particulars from agents. City
Ticket Office, POI Main street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27
Music and Musical Instruments

Pianos and Organs.
D. o. CALDER'S SONS co Qnc0,
45-47 West First South Street.
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$3.50

To San Francisco, Portland and spo-
kane.
Via Oregon Short Line, June 4. 3, and
10. Tickets good for return until Sent.
g. See Short Line agents. City Ticket
Office, POI Main street
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Special SAD Prices

on everything in my store.
w. w. HALL, Jeweler.
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Piles of trouble, troubled with piles.
same thing DR.. Johnson cures Piles.
90 E. First South,
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DR.. A. Scott CHAPMAN. dentist. now
s-oated room 3, Walker Bank building.
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Women's Suits and Costumes at
Third Of Prices.
Entire stock today, Thursday. Fri
day WALKERS STORE.
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PACIFIC COAST EXCURSIONS
"a oregon short In

va OIe8on short Line,
June 4, 3, and 10. rate of S31. 50 will
be made 10 San Francisco, Portland
and Spokane. Tickets good for return
until Sept. s. See Short Line agents
for particulars. City Ticket Office, POI
Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-27

Or. J. T. Keith has removed his den
tai cflce over the Keith-O 'Brien store.
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Women's Suits and Costumes at
Third Of Prices.
Entire stock today Thursday. Fri
Gay. WALKERS STORE.
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"a c. Stuart in St. Joseph Gazette)
[ was about when she tumbIed from