The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-30


ITS good thing for us. | suppose.
that whenever we get it all settled and
arranged in our minds that were too
everlastingly bright and crafty to be
done by anybody we usually get fail
that takes the perliiness out of us. said
u Washington department store buyer
who makes frequent trips to New York.
up to a certain day last week. for eX-
ample. l had Il pretty thorough under
standing with myself that there was no
old kind of New York bunko game
that I'd bite on. I'd been going to New
York too often and for too long time
for anything like that. Well. listen.
"A week ago Monday morning last
was standing after breakfast on the
Thirty-sixth street side of the MARI
borough hotel. in New York. taking
sun bath for myself and mapping out
my programme for the day. Two or
three other men were standing near me
doing the same.
"Our attention was laZily enlisted as
we stood there by the spectacle of
boy wearing a chefs cap and apron
recklessly swinging an empty crockery
pitcher above his head. The boy was
rugged up like hotel kitchen appren-
tice
"'What internal whelps most boys
are anyhow" remarked Il sporty look
ing man standing near me TO plain
looking individual who was standing
alongside of him. Now, just look at
that cub foolinc with that pitcher. It's
cinch that he'll drop it and smash it
to smitherecns before he gets to Sev-
enth avenue.
"'Oh. | dunno, was the reply of the
plain looking man. 1 guess TIE kid
knows what he's about. He's got 4
pretty good clutch on the handle of the
pitcher. He'll hang on to it all right
"'Bet YOU five he drops it before he
reaches Seventh avenue was the quick
response Of the man with the sporty
look
81 guess I'll take that bet answered
the plain looking man, and he produced
his Wad. The sporty looking citizen
peeled Y from his roll and both men
put up their money with the uniformed
Marlborough. Then they took up the
jog together toward Seventh avenue to
keep an eye on the boy, who was still
swinging the pitcher wildly. | held
my ground and watched the proceed
ing. 1t looked like pretty good bet
for the plain looking man until, when
the boy was only about ten feet from
hGl Of hn
pitcher flew out of his hand as he was
trying some singularly difficult piece
of Juggling with it and was dashed
Into hundred fragments on door
step. The sporty looking man and the
plain looking individual returned to
where l was standing and the former
took the two VS. from the stakeholder
with a grin, saying:
~ thought sure l was going to lose
out OH that when the kid got so near
Seventh avenue without anything hap
pening to the pitcher
1.-TWO days later was standing
alongside II hotel at the corner of
Eighth avenue and One Hundred and
Twenty fifth street, in Harlem, waiting
for q downtown electric car, when |
saw that sclfsame youngstcr. with the
Identical kitchen apprentices toggery,
going along Eighth avenue again wild
~ swinging a pitcher. Then | east
my eyes about me. and there. only
three feet to the left of me and leaning
against an L.. stanchon. was the sporty
looking man He blinked laZily at me
when he saw that | had observed the
boy with the pitcher.
"'What Internal whelps most boys
are, anyway" he said to me in precisely
the same words and the same tone he
had used in making the remark Il coll-
pie of days before to the plain looking
man who had lost his Y. Now, just
look ut that cub fooling with that
pitcher. It's Il cinch that he'll drop it
and smash it to Smitherecns before he
reaches the next corner
What 4 foxy way this fellow has
of making "A living" | unused. But III
just give him little run for his money,
so ! Will
"'Thats the betting end of it, said
aloud To the sporty looking man, that
I'd he willing TO take myself.
"'Oh. Well he replied laughingly,
ANY old thing to pass the time away.
It's about an even thing one way or the
other, suppose
"'JuSt about said l.
"'Wcll,' he said good naturally. then
I'll bet YOU Il Y that he doesn't smash
1t before he reaches the next corner
"Nou're on said l, and we put up
our five spots with the news dealer on
the corner.
"'This.' said l to myself as | fell into
step with the sporty looking man, is
Ike Whccdling gran ma out of a nickel
Tor cookies. There's no way that this
crafty con man can pass the tip To that
kid not to drop that pitcher, according
to the usual frame up, without>ul get
ting next to the dodge and calling hin,
down on it. | think | see Il new five
dollar hat for myself this afternoon
oil 81,