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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

consisted OF pet dogs For the most
part they behaved with the calmness
peculiar to the New Yorl, dog under
any and an circumstances. Most OF
them went on the ice.
one. a collie. trudged sodatoly along
beside his mistress who. although she
wore no skates. made n tour OF the
pond over and over again and insisted
on taking her constitutional In the
very thick Of the skaters. Another
dog, a big English bull, was less com
p.acent His mistress was on
skates, But she didn't stay on thom
very long.
As she took the ice -irily and grace.
fully bystanders were highly enter
talned TO see that In one hand she
grasped the leader OF the bulldog and
g. the other the FIST OF a four-year.old
youngster dressed all In white. The
chubby legs OF the four.yearold did
their part valiantly and would have
made a pretty good showing too, had
Il not been that mammals companion
on the other side concluded that the
pace was altogether too slow for him.
oven II he didn't have skates, and so
proceeded TO haul his mistress along
like shin under full sail When
last seen the trio were making at
top speed for a pavilion, and as the
inpatient bulldog passed the cimcum.
spect collie on the way there he
wlnkod his OF eye.
Almost every chair was In use. The
lake was dotted with the chairs. In
one case pater famllias, somewhat
heavy and porty, was pushing his
wife along In one and at his side skat.
ed rosy young daughter. In an
other a very young Benedict, with a
meek cast of features. skated loyalty
along behind his better half who was
seated In a chair holding the baby.
the lattel going through a first ex-
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27
BACK TO THE FARM.
ST. Louis Paper Thinks Policeman
Made Wise Choice.

ST. Louis Paper Thinks Policeman
Made Wise Choice.
After ten years as a 50. Louis po-
llcoman Hugh Mcmahon tired OF life
In a great city and has gone back TO
tho country Like Clarence tho Cop,
ne has beon transferred again." but
this time at his own wish.
He has gone back from the force 20
the farm; IRON politics TO potatoes;
from courts to carrots; from station to
stable; from clubs 10 clods; from
"pluguglios' to plows; from "pinchos'
10 pnrsnips; from mud TO meadow;
from garbage to garden; from blood
TO blossoms.
Tie has gone back nom Wits 20
roses; from arrests 20 rest; from pool
rooms TO cool rooms, from aunstrokes
to ,sunnowers and sunsets; from VIC
fence to yiolets; from helmets TO holly.
hooks; from dens TO daisies; from run.
ming crooks to running brooks: from
murderers TO meditation; from quick
thieves TO quiet thoughts, and from
green goods men TO the green things
OF Nature herself
Who shall say that he has not
chosen the better part OF llfe2 God
made the country and man made the
town." and at the very best, IL some
times seems, man made n bad Job OF
list Louis PostDlspatch.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27
shooting tho Old Year out.

The practice OF shooting out the
old year has obtained in this town
from the earliest time. But this
morning the shooters did not conilne
their aim TO the passing year. Some
VI the more reckless OF the marks.
men turned their guns upon the arc
and incandescent lamps OF the electric
light plant and shot them all out with
the dead year. They also shot tho
power away. too. leaving the town in
darkness and holplessness, and thus
for the space Of an hour or two every.
thing WAS brought TO a standstin.
All this happened at an unfortunate
time for n newspaper office. which
cannot wait on light or power. Tho
Republican, though, aurmepnted the
obstacle which tho New Year revel.
ers had put IN It's way by restoring ~
commission that old reliable anO
peace disturbing gasoline engine upon
which II has learned 10 lean In many
hours OF darkness and weakness, and
which does not permit itself 10 get
scared and panic stricken and bluffed
into silence and paralysis when guns
30 of at midnight.-Arlzona Republl-
can.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

Why arc women like salad2 Both
need q great deal OF dressing,
Why, aid p. H. Barnum have more
chance 20 got TO heaven than anyone
olseY Because he had the greatest
show on earth
Why can't the news from England
ever be fresh? Because Il comes
through salt water
Why Is a lady's belt like an ash
cartl Because It goes around and
gathers the waste.
Why are books your hest frionds'
Because when they bore you you car
shat them up without giving offence
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

Frances Is "unstained and free"
Hfrtha, "pollucld. purely brlght;"
Clun "clcnr'' as the crystal sea,
lazy "a star Of radiant light"
CnhofIno ~ "purc" na the mountain air;
llennettn. n soft. sweet star"
Fe'fiu ia n "hnppy Eirl;"
Matilda ls 'lndy truo."
Monafot IL p shining pearl"
Iteeoca with The faithful few"
eu6n ~ "lily whlto;'
Jane has the willows curve and
gmce:"
Coclla, dear. IS "dm OF e!Rht."
sophh shows wisdom ou hor face"
Cowiance IL ere ana roaolute''
Gnce delicious. favor meet"
Chmlotie mobile. good rcputei
Hrrlet, n tine. "Odor SWEET
isabella 10 "lady nro;'
Lucinda. Constant ns the day"
MARI means "a lady nir'
AagNl. "joyful ns May;'
Eliziboih. "an oath M tust:'
Adilla mice princess, proud
Agatha IL truly good and JUST"
Loutla "a Joy avowed'
JENNA "a soft sound 10 the air.
Caroline "a sweet spirit hale
CorneIla harmonious and iniri'
Selma "a sweet nlghtlngnle''
Lydia. "a refreshing welli'
judith IN jewel none excel
Priscilla. ''ancient of days.
Easy Victim Of swindlers.
The police Of Zurich, Switzerland.
have Just received complaint from
'dy that she has been robbed by
oo9. She was invited 10 a
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

and he looked down obviously at his
own somewhat substantial proper
tons.
An added source OF satisfaction TO
night skaters was moonlight which
from 10 to IL, at least, changed the
place into something like fairyland
and then kindly lighted the skaters
home. The sentimental ones were in
ecstacies.
Charlie and went skating last
night" conhded one young woman to
another on their way down town the
next morning. "and before got home
he asked me-" a jangllng trolley
whl2zed along Just then and drowned
the rest Of the sentence.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

the legs Of the pin and balance IL on
the point Of a lead pencil stuck ON a
saucer with wax The groove he
tween the individual pins makes II
easy to balance the apparatus and
also affords n chanucl Tor a fow drops
OF watcr which you pour gently on the
top with o spoon The waier follows
the bent ends and escapes as two
horizontal Jets in opposite directions,
While the ltdc mill turns swiftly on
Co., pivot tho motion OF each end being
opposite 20 that OF The jet ON that
siaa. Tho motion may be- kept up
indefinitely by adding q drop or two
OF water whenever the min slows up
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

which Is different for different Ian.
guages.
For English tho four, beginning at
the left, is 10, three, Ave, one. II, ~,
seven, two, four six, eight, nino.
The diagram shows how tho domi.
noes should be arranged but II 10 not
necessary In every case TO use tho
particular piece here shown, Ono. OF
course, must be acoblank. but four can
be ace.throe, doublo-deucc, or four
blank. and so on.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

How can you keep a rooster from
growing on Sunday? Get him stuffed
saturday night
Why are bookkeepers like chick
ensi They both scratch for a living.
How can you keep a dog from going
mad In August? Shoot him In July.
What Is the longest word In tho
English language? Smlles-because
there is a mile between the first and
last letter.
Why In Buckingham palace the
cheapest piece of property In Eng.
landg Il was bought for a crown and
10 kept by a sovereign.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27
Dog Killed His Master.

While n sportsman named Danlero
at Courcoury, France. was placing a
waterfowl In his game-bag recently NO
stood his double-barroled rife on tho
ground, the muzzlo pointing at his
chest. Suddenly his dog, with a Joy
Gus bark. sprung toward him, and ono
Of his paws catching the trigger tho
second charge exploded and passed
through his masters heart. killing him
Instantly NJ. Daniore's body was
aitorward discovered through the pitt
ful bowling OF the dog.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

A scientist once put am automatic
music box on tho lawn and spent
many hours watching the robins, blue
tits and other birds gathering about
A. A looking glass put up where
the birds can see themselves in II is
also very attractive. while a combina
ton Of a musical box and a looking
glass pleases the birds more than
anything else one could put out for
their amusement
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

like one broad halrpln with a groove
running along H. Bend the ends OF
the compound halrpin at right angles.
but In opposite directions. 30 that as
the pin lies on the table one end
points mp and the other down. Spread
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

In n recent contest for suggesting
the best way to make IS grow. the
prize was awarded 10 a man who ad.
vised that the amount be invested in
eggs for Matching lie cited, among
other things, the case OF a boy who
exchanged penny for an egg and this
egg grew, successfully, into hen,
six chickens, pig, a calf, ana a pony,
with bride and saddle.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27
Effective Trick to BE Done
With q Set Of Dominoes


that there are Ave letters In the word
three" and only three letters In the
word elk"
In some other language In which
tho names OF the letters are different
yuu would think the trick would not
work
But Il Will Everything depends on
the ARRANGEMENT of the 'dominoea,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27
Amusing and Instructive
Game for the Young Folks

Here is a game that Is equally well
suited TO recess at school or TO the
sitting room AT homo In the evening.
Boys and girls will find II both enter.
tanning and instructive, especially
those that have taste for drawing,
But a knowledge of drawing is not
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

people Babies In arms were there as
we'll as old men who snapped roml.
nlscences with gusto and seemed TO
enjoy the fun as much az anybody.
A noticeable contingent OF those
who visited the pond without skates
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

A City Of AuStrla.tungary.
nation Of the name should be given
90 the players.
The two illustrations printed here
show how the refuses are made They
should he VOC" elmula
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

5 A RESULT OF the re
cent cold snap q seom.
ed as II all New York,
with and without
skates. nocked to the
pond IN Central Park.
says the New York
sun. Included among
the spectators were all
kinds and conditions OF
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

A portable infants swinging bed to
be adjusted al nlGht and folded away
in the day--a convenience In fiat keep.
ing where space Is scarce
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27
sewing In Public Schools.

Halifax chool board wishes 10 dis.
continue teaching infants sewing. on
the ground that It causes defective
vision.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

We often find people who have but
a single idea and an entirely useless
one at that
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27
oermany's Tallest soldier.

Germanys tallest soldier Is non.
commissioned officer six feet eight
inches IN height.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

perience on a skating pond with every
appearance OF satisfaction.
Some Of the chairs best customers,
though, are beginners who, falling to
secure the support Of some seli'sac-
riaclng friend. cheerfully pay down
twenty-five cents for the sake OF hay-
ing something. anything to cling 10 at
a desperate moment
Without question the skater who
Anjoys himself most Is the small boy
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

gethor with nne wire, or with glue.
Il Is sometimes desirable In work OF
this kind, TO give the cork some other
shape. or TO round the corners. and
this may be done with the knife, using
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27
ADoll's Palace
Mode of Corks

Old bottle corks may seem 10 some
people utterly useless, but II any ordi'
nafily ingenious boy or girl viii collect
a lot Of them, and follow the simple
directions here given. he or she can
produce something unique and pretty.
When cut into cube. or a small
b-ick, a cork bears close resom'
blinco, IN miniature. TO many kinds OF
stone When n number OF them arc
combined, thoy look like old specked
and indented masonry. They have
lots OF brownlsh-gray spots and little
cahtles.
Get as many old oorks as you can,
Therefore. and cut them into little
bricks. using a sharp penknife for
the purpose. with them you can build
a very quaint model OF house or
castle They may be fastened to-
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-02-27

seancc. and the spirits OF 49, John the
Evangelist and ST. James were invok-
cd Then abe was asked by tho
spirits To lay 81 600 which she had
with her ON the table ana told that
whom she returned homo she would
nnd $1,000 10 O. chest of drawers. a
portion OF which sum she was ouioIn.
cd To- rive toward the building Of a
now clurch A. she could not and
trc $4,000. shD Informed the police
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-05-06


FL. N. Bell and wife arrived here
from Sleepy Eye Saturday morning
and Immediately began placing their
household effects in their residence,
vacated the day before by Cr. F..
w. Birch.
Sheriff Schueller appointed VIM.
Tiffany of this city as a deputy
sheriff to serve during the present
term of court. His other deputy,
M. B. Albeit, came over from
Lamberton on Tuesday morning of
last week, and has since been in the
active discharge of the duties of
his position.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-05-06
3 Gents


Eight cents a pound is
what a young woman paid for
twelve pounds Of flesh.
She was thin and weak and
paid one dollar for a bottle Of
SCOTS Emulsion, and by tax
ing regular doses had gaince
twelve pounds in weight before
the bottle was finished.
Eight cents a pound is
cheap for such valuable ma
terial. Some pay more, som
less, some get nothing f
their money. You get you
moneys worth when you bu5
SCOTS Emulsion.
We will send you a little
free.
SCOTT & BOVINE, CHEMISTS,
400 Pearl Street, New York.
soc. and $500; all druggists.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-05-06


Frank 0. Gold Of Renville was
attending to business in this city
during the early portion of last
week. Mr.. Gold left here for North
Dakota with a party of landseekers.
The residence of A. E. Borchart
on Washington avenue, near Chest
nut street, has been sold to DeForis
Greene Of Golden Gate, the con-
sideration being 100 cash. Mr..
Greene is brother of WilIet Greene
OF this city and will move to Red
wood Falls and take up his per-
manent residence here within a
short time.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-05-06

Editor G. w. Folsom Of the
Revere Record was visiting the
newspaper gang in this city last
Wednesday and Thursday.
THE GAZETTE has half sack OF
garden seeds which it is willing to
distribute among the first sub
scribers who call at the Office.
Miss Frances Lohrenz left for
Rochester on Tuesday OF last week
to remain with her sister until the
latter RECEIVERS from her illness.
Noah Snyder OF Minneapolis, a
landscape artist travelling for the
Sherman Nursery Co. of Charles
City, Iowa, was in the city several
days last week, making plans for
landscape decorations for several
lawns.
| Wilson Borst, a well-known at
torney of Window, was in the city
during the latter part of last week,
he being the attorney in the case Of
Gone & Dryden VS.. E. Hirschfield
ct al. With him was associated D.
A. Stewart of that place.
Fred. J. Thompson, who has been
connected with the MINNEAPOLIS &
St. Louis railroad for some time,
and who has recently been en-
| ployed by that company at Win
throp, expects to leave the service
in short time and engage in
another line of business.
The two cases of Harry Turner
and Plerson & Schmitz against the
trustees of school district No, 104
have been continued in the district
court, with the hope that at the
annual school meeting in July the
voters of that district will devise a
way for the payment of these claims,
which are for labor furnished.
Leonard Bond, indicted for as
sault in the second degree in con-
nection with having used neck
yoke on Ben. Davis of New Avon
township on Feb. 25th last, entered
plea of not guilty last Friday
morning. Attorney S. l.. Pierce
appeared for Bond and asked for a
trial some time this week. Bond is
in Jail,
Paul Schumacher, indicted by the
November grand jury for selling
liquor without a license at Milroy
or Lucan, plead guilty last We'd
nesday morning to one OF the in
dictments and was sentenced to
pay fine of $50 and costs, amount
ing to $6o.05, and spend 30 days in
the county Jail. He paid his fine
and commenced serving his sentence
on the same day. The other two
indictments against him have since
been dismissed.
One of the bills before the last
legislature sought to detach Lin
coin county from the ninth judicial
district, and add it to the district
in which Yellow Medicine and
Renville counties are located The
bill had passed the senate and on
the last day for passing bills of the
house session, it was by agreement
of the steering committee, advanced
to the house calendar. Mr.. Clague
had the measure in charge, but on
that day most of his time was taken
up with conference committee work
as the senate amendments to the
house bill providing for an amend
ment to the constitution on the
question of taxation When the bill
was reached Mr.. Erickson of Yellow
Medicine county, who also has
Lincoln county in his district, spoke
in opposition to the measure, saying
that he had previously asked for
nothing and hoped that the house
would then grant his request and
vote down the bill. Mr.. Erickson
carried his point.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-05-06

sHoRTITEMS GAZETTED.

The residence of HI. Wandersee,
on section 3, New Avon township,
was destroyed by fire on Monday
morning of last week. The fire had
made good progress before it was
discovered and the furniture and
other contents of the residence were
destroyed. The loss was in the
neigh5orhood of 1900, and the
residence was insured in the Farm
ers' Mutual Insurance Co. of Red
wood Falls for $780,
George Liebenguth of this city
has been admitted to practice as an
assistant pharmacist by the state
board of pharmacy. The young
man was working in drug store at
ST. Cloud up to January OF this
year, when be took pharmaceutical
course in Minneapolis, and on April
22d took his examination before the
board with the above result. Since
his examination he has been TEN
porarily employed in drug store
in ST. Paul.
DR.. A. G.. Chadbourne of Wa
basso, together with about 20 other
Wabasso residents, we're witnesses
before the grand jury during the
session Of that body last week. The
summoning of some of the witnesses
necessitated the closing of some
Wabasso business houses, tie
Great Western elevator having Ia
close down so that it's agent, Mr..
Anderson, could respond to the
subpoaena served upon him. Fred.
Fischer thought it was tough to
make man drive to Redwood Falls
in storm to tell what little he
might know about Sunday liquor
selling. "A lot Of others thought
the same way.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1903-05-06

Earl Jones came up from Mime
apolis early last week, and vii
remain to assist his father during
the spring rush of painting anc
decorating.
The appearance here on the even
ing of May 18th of the Swedish
Ladies Quintette ought TO be the
cause of rapid sale of seats and {
crowded opera house for that night
G. O. Gillian of Gilfllan Siding
is reported as sojourning in Europe
at the present time. His sister
Miss Emma, is with her sister
Mrs. Kingsland Smith, at Pail Mall
London. They expect to return K
Minnesota in June, Mrs. Smith on ;
visit to her mother at ST. Paul
Neil Nelson of the cement side
walk contracting firm of Nelson
Bros. returned to Minneapolis las
Friday. He will remain there three
or four weeks, after which he viii
return to Redwood Falls. In the
meantime he will have men at work
in this city man ufacturing the paw
ing blocks.
The live stock sanitary board, ir
which stock men OF this county
headed by Joseph Tyson, were
interested and appeared before the
last legislature to have created
consists of John J. Furlong oil
Austin. DR.. M. H. Reynolds, DR.. G.
E. Cotton. S. Henry of Olmstead
county and w. w. P. Mcconnell,
the present dairy and food commits
sioner.
The freight engine that went
through the bridge oyer Minneopa
creek Monday afternoon was gotten
up Wednesday afternoon. A tenn
porary track was built up from the
creek to the main track, and the
engine was hoisted right side uI
by the wrecking machine and
placed on the rails and then pulled
up the incline until it was gotten
upon the main track. The bridge
was repaired during the night, and
traffic over 1T was resumed the same
day.
Arthur Athey was excused from
jury duty on account OF being a
member of the Vesta volunteer fire
department. When Judge Weber
announced that he would excuse
any person on the regular venire
sixty years old and over Herman
Kaiser of Kintire announced that be
was over 60 years old, but that he
was willing to serve it the court
was. Judge Weber first told Mr..
Kaiser that he didn t look to be
anywhere near 60, and then said he
would be very glad to have him
remain and serve as juror. Mr..
Kaiser took both compliments in a
very graceful manner.
Admiral Tibbetts and Commodore
Vaughn, in charge Of the launch
Ella, returned from a cruise of the
Mississippi and Minnesota rivers
on Tuesday evening of last week.
The two gentleman received the
clearance papers for the boat at St.
Paul on the Wednesday morning
preceding and piled the waters Of
the Minnesota each day until they
arrived here, with the exception Of
half a day spent at Henderson
They had no trouble with the
launch, except having the screw
wheel strike rocks on several occa
sions, generally breaking the wheel
and necessitating the putting on o.
new one, an extra one being kept
on hand continuously. Both Messrs
Tibbetts and Vaughn declare thai
Tuesday of last week was the cold
est day they have experienced since
commencing the exploring of the
Minnesota and Mississippi rivers