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The Grit-advocate., 1903-04-03
Nothi 1a In Il.

At the request of the confirmed
dyspeptic the operator was taking
en- X-ray photograph of the seat of
kis trouble.
This, | suppose" remarked the
sufferer, with ghastly attempt to
be facetious, lis what might be called
taking light exercise on an empty
stomach
The Grit-advocate., 1903-04-03
Fully Equipped.

He-That little girl has her mother 5
looks.
She-Yes, and her fathers temper.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-04-03
Thouuht Thew Were Wanted,

Mr.. Van Neere (entertaining a few
friends s)-You didn't brush the cob
webs off this bottle. William.
William-Excuse me, sor, but l saw
yes putting them on, an wouldn't
tex the liberty unbid
The Grit-advocate., 1903-04-03
Kew to the Situation,

Miss Flypp Cat the concerD--You
ought to see me manipulate the keys,
Mr.. Toots.
Alr. Toots-Piano or typewriter?
The Grit-advocate., 1903-04-03
A Leading Question.

Bobble-Pa, is red a sign of danger?
Colonel Rumblossom-Yes; be.
licve So
Then why don't you sign the
pledge?"-The Smart Set.
The Grit-advocate., 1903-04-03

"kidney Colds" lk/
Nothing will lb.I
clay you up" ~
"play you out" ~
put you to bed p/
quicker than a
kidney cold. ~
r h Ou s an d s :
feel the first cf-
icct of colds in l.
the kidneys; back.
ache, r Ii e Il m a t iC
pains, Irinarv disor-
ders, retention of
the urine, infrequ +
The Grit-advocate., 1903-04-03

Positively Brutal.
She Cat the piano oJ-"How do you
like my playing? | play only by ear.
you know"
He Ga savage bachelor) Hem!
Why don't you consult an aurist?"
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

short stories from Anne Douglas Sedg-
wick, J. J. Bell, Maurice f. Egan, Roy
Rolfe ellison, E. L. Sabip, S. Weir
Mitchell, David Gray, Gouverneur
Morris, Albert Bigelow Paine,-the
list might be indefinitely heightened.
1t is interesting to note that an estim-
able Newtown young man, W. H. San
ford, holds responsible position with
this COMPANY
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

The Century for 1904 promises
wealth of reading and pictures that
surpass even the high standard achiev-
ed during 1903. Perhaps most notable
OF all the strong features of the vol
ume will be DR. S. Weir Mitchell's s
THE Youth Of Washington" told in
the form of an autobiography. 1t will
be a daring and unique piece of his
torical work, written as if it were done
by Gen Washington himself, sitting
recording, solely for his own eye, the
story of his youthful life. Then there
will be series OF articles on ''IUalian
Villas and Their Gardens, " written by
Edith Wharton and illustrated, large
ly in color, by Maxtield Parrish. Ernest
Thompson Seton has prepared "Fable
and Wood-myth,' - brief papers in new
vein. the illustrations in the authors
most fantastic and amusing style
Early numbers will bring John Bur
roughs' Current Misconceptions il
Natural History" Already have com
menced the important Thackeray let
ters, telling the story of the great nov
elist's friendship with the Baxter fam
lily Of New York, with facsimiles O
manuscripts and drawings by the au
thor. Ray Stannard Baker, whose ar
! ticleS on the Great Northwest and tht
| Great Southwest have been leading
and widely acceptable features of re
cent volumes, will continue bis note
on these regions; and there will b.
valuable contributions by Jacob A
Riis, DR. James M. Buckley, and score
of other notable writer's. Fiction Q
the volume will include Jack London
strong new novel, "The Sca-Wolf,
Maud Wilder Goodwins clever "Fou
Roads to Paradise" and a wealth Q
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

THE SPECIAL NEW HAvEN-NEW MIL
FORD TRAIN TO BE PUT ON ANOTHER
sEAsON.-NE CITIZENS NEED
TO SHOW MORE PUBLIC SPIRIT IF THE
TOWN INCREASES IN POPULARITY AS
A SUMMER RESORT.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Elijah Fuller, who has been running
Mrs Philo Clarke's farm for two years,
moved his family to New Haven, last
week.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

A. IL. Jones. representing Tie lel-
rell Gas Machine Co., was in town on
Thursday. He stopped at the Grand
Central hotel.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Rev Charles H. Smith has rendered
bis resigna tion as pastor of the Con-
gregational church at Plymouth, where
he has been located for 10 years, and
accepted call to Barre, Mass.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

-. Schatzile and lady Of Danbury
enjoyed carriage drive to Newtown.
Sunday, dining at the Grand Central
hotel.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

day afternoon, behind a pair of hand
some steppers. He passed Sunday at
the Grand Central hotel, driving from
here to Woodville, where with Mrs
Sturges, he will enjoy few days hunt
ing.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Miss F. V. Daniels has been enjoy
ing a week S visit with friends in New
Milford.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Miss Agnes Electra Platt, Newtown' S
talented and popular young eIecution-
ist, scored notable success at an en-
tertainment given in the South Con-
gregational church chapel, last week
Friday evening. The Bridgeport
| Telegram in speaking of her said: "The
Entertainment was provided by Miss
Agnes Electra Platt, assisted by Louis
Sammis, viola: Arthur Platt, violin:
Miss Clara Cleveland, accompanist
The ladies appeared in white tOiIetteS
and made an attractive picture as they
faced their audience. Mr. SammiS and
Mr. Platt rendered several duets on the
violin, and Miss Platt gave much
pleasure with her fine recitations. To
the interest of the story she told was
added her own charming personality.
Miss Cleveland proved a sympathetic
accompanist. Mr. and Miss Platt came
fronl>Newtown and are the son and
daughter of the Prof Platt who is
widely known as a musician of talent"
The following program was render
ed:
PARTI
Duet, two violins, 1. Pleyel,
Mr. Sa minis and Mr. Patt.
"The Sweet Girl Graduate" Phelps,
Violin solo. "Andante ct Allegro Charac-
teristique," Charles N. Allen, Mr. Platt.
a "Angelina," Little Brown Baby"
Paul Lawrence Dunbar. Miss Platt.
Trio, a 'Serenade" ''Barcarole." "Pz-
zcato," johannes Pache
violin. Mr. Platt viola, Mr. Sammis
piano. Miss Cleveland.
Vocal solo, Thou Art so Like Flower"
Park, Miss Platt.
PART II.
Haunted by q Song, From the French)
Miss Platt.
Viola solo, Gle Repos." Charles Eisner,
Mr. Sammis.
Gas the Moon Rose" Phelps. Miss Platt.
Violin solo, 'Fantasie," LOhengrin, Mr. Platt
AT the Photographers" Umpersonations
Of seven characters0 Selected Miss Platt.
Duet, two viOlins, 1. Pleyel,
+ Mr. Sammis and Mr. Platt.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Mrs R. G. Spencer returned, last
Saturday, from two weeks visit
with her mother, Mrs George Hanna,
Of Bristol.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Edward Egan of Hawleyville is after
the foxes, this fall. He brought the
first skull to Town Treasurer NOrthrop
for the bounty.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Mrs Henry Fairchild is with Mrs D.
e. Jones of Ellington for sojourn of
some weeks.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Norman Northrop is improving hi
house with coat of white paint.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Mr. and Mrs B. W. Russell of Haw.
leyville had new daughter arrive at
their house, Thursday, October 20.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Jerome Northrop is again suffering
with sciatic rheumatism.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Mrs Ezra Young is on the sick list,
this week.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Rev Otis W. Barker and family, who
have been in Brooklyn for month, re-
turned home last Friday.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

MISS PLATT'S PLEASING sue.
CESS.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

T. e. Platt & Son, F. w. Platt and
Burr Goodsell of Hopewell have all just
sold some large tracts of timber to E.
saw mill, which has moved to Hanover,
will return in few weeks and be To-
Gated in this locality nearly all winter.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

For prime cuts of beef, JUICY steaks,
good roast pieces, etc, call at the mar
ket of Sanford & Nichols. Cranber-
ries, caulflower and vegetables on
hand.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06
TOWN TOPICS

NEWTOWN AS A SUMMER RE-
SORT.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06
A HALLOWEEN PARTY.


An informal and very pleasant Hal
lowe'en party was given, Saturday
evening, by Mrs Elizabeth Tomlinson.
AS one entered the hallway, jack-o'-
anterns stared at you from a number
Of stairs in the hall, and in each of
the down stairs rooms jack-o'-lantern
looked down upon you with it's grin
ming teeth. Whist was the diversion
of the evening. Those who were for
tunate enough to be present were Mr.
and Mrs Hubert Smith, Hon F. j.
Naramore, Arthur T. Nettleton. Mrs
W. J. Beecher, Miss Lillian Fairmap,
Mrs c. S. Platt, Arthur I. Platt, Har-
ry Mason, Mrs S. e. Glover and @. G..
Peck. In the guessing contest on the
pumpkin seeds A. T. NettletOn won a
tin jack-o'-lantern, and Miss Lillian
Fairman box Of candy, with a chrys-
anthemum cover. Early in the even
ing the children had a merry time
Master Tommie TomlinsOn sat in the
doorway dressed as dragon, and it
was difficult to recognize the children
in their fantastic costumes.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

DR. and Mrs R. n. Belts enjoyed
carriage drive to Woodbury., Sunday.
That popular BridgeportN N Newtown
gentleman, DR. Edwards NJ. Smith, and
his children, Miss Edna Smith and
Master Andrew Smith, passed Sunday
in Newtown, guests at Miss S. j.
Scudder's, where his wife had been
visiting for some days. They drove to
Bridgeport, Sunday night.
G. Oscar Carlson, president of the
Christian Endeavor society of the Con-
gregational church, has named NOM
mating committee to bring in list of
new officers as follows: Miss S. ].
Scudder, Miss Julia B. Duncombe, Rev
o. w. Barker and Henry Brendel.
David Soule, the well-known New
Milford contractor, and his foreman,
Harry Taylor, we're in town on Thurs
day last and called at THE BEE office.
Mrs E. B. Cooper has gone to Wal
lingford and will make her home with
Mr. and Mrs A. M. Tibbetts.
The large and substantial carryal1
being erected by Eckman Brothers OF
Washington for the Congregational
church gospel wagon is nearing com
pletion and will be ready for use in
about three weeks.
That was sensible kind of outing
taken by Town Treasurer G. H. Nor.
throp. Donning his bicycle suit anc
mounting his wheel he rode first t(
Stamford, where he passed the night
The next day be rode into New YORK
: City, down Fifth avenue. After at
tending to some business in the city
he passed over to Brooklyn and calleC
: on friends and then rode up through
Long Island to Port jefferson, where
he took the boat to Bridgeport. He
arrived home Monday, the Goth. Hi
plan was to have ridden from Bridge
port to NeWtOWn, but owing to th'
. heavy wind prevailing he did not Gaze
to undertake it.
S Theodore Sturges, who has fin'
, residence and extensive and valuable
r dog kennels at Greenfield Hill, drov'
f to Newtown with Mrs Sturges, Satur
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Mrs f: j. Ga'tc ;...t; son arrived, last
week Tuesday light, from Calais, VT,
and joined DR. Gale at the Grand
Central hotel. They are now stopping
at their new home in the Beers resi-
dence.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

The town clerks office was crowded,
Saturday, with the people anxious to
get the ear of the selectmen and town
treasurer. In one end of the room
the assessors and tax collector were
busy. 1t would have been better and
made less confusion if the assessors
had adjourned to the room above
which has been especially fitted up for
Such occasions
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

DELIGHTS BRIDGEPORT AUDIENCE
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

Mrs E. B. Cooper has gone to Wal
lingford and will make her home with
Mr. and Mrs A. M. TibbettS.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

DR. and Mrs r. n. Belts enjoyed a
carriage drive to Woodbury., Sunday.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1903-11-06

David Soule, the well-known New
Milford contractor, and his foreman,
Harry Taylor, were in town on Thurs
day last and called at THE BEE office.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09
TORTUR|NC
3 DISFIGUR|NC
Skin, Scalp and Blood
Humours
From PimpIss TO ScrotuIa
From Infancy to Age
Speedily Cured by CuticuTa
When All Else Fails.

The agonizing itching and burning Of
the skin, as in Eczema; the frightful
scaling, as in psoriasis; the loss of hair
and crusting of the scalp, as in SCALED
head; the facial dis6gurements, as In
acne and ringworm; the awful suffer
ing of infants, and anxiety Of worn
out parents, as in milk crust. letter and
salt rheum,-all demand a remedy OF
almost superhuman virtues to success
fully cope with them. That Cuticura
Soap, Ointment and Resolvent are such
stands proven beyond all doubt. No
statement is made regarding them that
is not justified by the strongest evil
dence The purity and sweetness, the
power to afford immediate relief, the
certainty of speedy and permanent cure,
the absolute safety and great economy,
have made them the standard skin
cures, blood purifiers and humour RENE
dies OF the civilized word.
Bathe the affected parts with hot
water and Cuticura Soap, to cleanse the
surface of crusts and scales and soften
the thickened cuticle. Dry, without
rubbing, and apply Cuticura Oint-
ment freely, to allay itching, irritation
and Inflammation, and soothe and heal,
and, lastly, take Cuticura Resolvent, 70
oool and cleanse the blood. This COM
plete local and constitutional treatment.
affords instant relief, permits rest and
sleep in the severest forms of eczema
and other itching, burning and scaly
humours of the skin, scalp and blood.
and points to speedy, permanent and
economical cure when all else fails.
Sold throughout the world Cuueun Resolvent a.
fsrm OF Chocolate Coated Plis, per e Ont-
nent soc. so.p 2sc n.pots London. n Chsrtsrhouss
eq, Pans. Rue de 10 PsiXi Boston. ia Columbus Ave
Potter Drug Ch en-. Corp Sole Propristors-
n1-ssnA be "Hov 70 Cure Every Humous..
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09
Hon. Judson W. Lyons.

for FIVE long years. l am feeling very good
and strong. thank you so much for Pc
runa. shall recommend it to all suffering
with the effects of catarrh. and 1 consider
it household blessing. l shall never bo
without Peruna.
For those phases of catarrh peculiar to
summer, Peruna will be found etficacioux.
Peruna cures catarrh in all phases and
stages.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac-
tory results from the use of Peruna writo
at once to DR.. Hartman. giving full state
ment of your case and he will be pleased to
give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman. President of The
Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus. Ohio.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Aching backs are eased. Hip, back, and
loin pains overcome. Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
They correct urine with brick dust sedi.
ment, high colored, pain in passing, drib-
bling. frequency, bed wetting. Doan's
Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel.
Relieve heart palpitation, sleeplessness,
headache, nervousness dizziness.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09
Do Your Feet Ache and eurn7

Shake into your shoes. Aliens Foot
Ease. a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Swollen. Hot. Sweating Feet. Corns
and Bunions. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09
Keep Your Eye

On the sunny San Luis valley. for 1t
is going to be a winner this year. You
will have full information from time
to time in these columns.
The Colorado Bureau of Immigra-
tion, GIG Majestic Building. Denver.
Colorado.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

He declared that he was his own
boss. and they. knowing that he was
married, Immediately came to the con-
clusion that he had not been married
long.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

When the thoughtful convict broke
Jail he left a note for the governor OF
the state. saying: 81 hope you will par
don me for the liberty l am taking"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Mrs. Kate Bohn. 1119 Willoughby Ave.
Brooklyn. N. Y. writes
When / wrote you was troubled with
frequent headaches. dizzy. strange feeling
in the mead. sieepiessness. sinking feelings.
faintness and mum bness. Sometimes had
heartburn. My food would rise to my
throat after every meal. and my bowels
were very irregular.
II wrote you for advice, and now take
pleasure in informing you that my improve
ment is very great indeed. did not ex-
pect to improve so quickly after suffering
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Some men hez a harder time givin'
away dey money dan what dey had
maxim it; but dey knowed mo- bout
maxim it dan what dey does bout
givin it away.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

What is man without cuspidor?
queried the Man Halter. And she an
swered the question herself: Just a
little bit more of hog.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09
CAT is PET OF PRISONERS.
etanch Friend Of the Convicts at
Mchiqan City.

The pet of the prisoners at the Indi-
ana State Prison at Michigan City is
gray cat, said to be the largest animal
of the kind in the state. 1t weighs
twenty-five pounds, is nine years old
and has been inside the big walls since
1t was kitten. All over the big inst-
tuition it is known as Tige.
Warden Reid. who values the animal
very highly, says that Tige has queer
fondness for the prisoners, one OF
whom claims to be its master and from
whom it receives all kinds Of attention.
The cat makes up with very few or
the officers, allows no familiarities on
the part OF strangers or visitors, but In
every case expects the caress OF the
prisoner and gets it.
In its early days 1t was the cats GUS
tom to visit the cellhouse and to make
friendly calls along the ranges, rubbing
its fur at each grated door and singing
its little song as if it wished to purr
out its sympathy for the confined. But
there came time when its place was
usurped by another of its kind and this
resulted in the old haunts being aban-
doned. This was brought about by the
cellhouse keeper bringing to his abode
kitten and the dislike occasioned by
the newcomer has been unrelenting.
Tige may now be seen about the yard,
coming and going without hindrance.
Most of the time 1t stays about the
pump house. where its master holds
sway and where no other feline may
intrude and get away without a fight
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

No chromos or cheap premiums.
but . better quality and one-third
more of Defiance Starch for the same
price of other starches.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Sympathizing Friend-Cheer up. old
boy; remember she's not the only girl
in the world. Rejected Suitor-Yes.
know; she'll tell all the others.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

vince an ignorant man of his ignor
ance?-Florida Times Union.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

De devil don't look lax nobody but
hisself; but l hez hearn many man
say he knowed he looked lax de devil,
en- wuz sho' he felt lax the place whar
de devil lives at.-Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance
Starch Is taking the place Of all
others.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

De po' man is always calm on dc
Lawd; but de rich man only calls
bout once, en- den waits fer de Lawd
ter return de visit.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

THE Klean, Kool. Kitchen Kind" is the
trade mark on stoves which enable you to
cook in comfort in a cool kitchen.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

anything worth remembering?
What a person is specially desirous
of forgetting is seldom forgotten.
Fortune knocks once at every mans
door-after that the knocking is dole
by others.
At the same time, it would be
better world if it could be run as the
spring graduates think they could run
it.
Yesterdays truth is to-morrow's lie
in other words, what was history
yesterday becomes literature to-mor-
row.
More books than ever are being pub
lished. This does not indicate that
the people read more. They write
more.
What will happen when the Wattses
and other iconoclasts succeed in blast
Ing the fame of all the literary giants.
and turn their attention to the finan-
cial stars of the first magnitude?
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

will will awaken countless echoes in
the forest solitude, while the full
voice of conceited man will not be
heard in a multitude.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Charity mus be powerful glad wen
summer time come-kaze it don't take
much kiverin' fer a multitude er sim
ners den.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Right living and right thinking are
the greatest promoters to content
ment, and contentment is happiness
something that kings with their armies
cannot take from us.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

The man who deals In real estate
Has lots OF real good land.
But when he needs some other kinds
He should have lots of sand
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

The great question in Boston is. "Can
man be ungrammaticel and still be a
Christian?"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Artemus Wards recipe for telling
mushrooms from toadstools is simple and
certain: ''If You eat 'em and live. they're
mushrooms: If you eat 'em and die.
they're toadstools."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

A smile of sa tisfaction goes with one of
Bakers "Bullhead' scent cigars.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

The mildest tobacco that grows Is used
in the makeup OF Baxter's Bullhead o
cent cigar. Try one and see.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

A sea voyage is a fine thing IL moth
ing comes up to mar your enjoyment.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Old One-Young man. ! have graduate'
from the school of experience. founl
One-From the result | would be willini
to bet that 1t was a night school.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Belle-Lena. my husband was con-
ceited fool when / married him. Lena
Well, you have taken the conceit out of
him all right. my dear.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

TELEGRAPH OPERATORS IN DEMAND
Telegraphy thoroughly taught in the CENTRAL
BUSINESS COLLEGE, Denver. Write for journal.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

People who give good advice should be
compelled to take out licenses.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Whats the trouble?" asked the
stranger. seeing a great crowd gath
cred about tail city building. "a man
fell from the top floor half an hour ago
and we're waiting to see him land"
was the careless response.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Ido not believe Pisos Cure for Consumption
has equal for coughs and colds.-JoHs
BoYnIt Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. Is. l9oo
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

The scorcher motoring swift and fleet.
Ran into Deacon Brace;
The scorcher fell some forty feet,
The deacon fell from grace
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Carpets can be colored on the floor
with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09
Two Interesting Letters From
Thankful Women.

Miss Camilla Char tier. S West
Lexington ST.. Baltimore. Md.
writes:
Late suppers gradually affect
ed my digestion and made me a
miserable dyspeptic. suffering in
tensely at times. took several
kinds of medicine which were
prescribed by different physicians
but still continued to suffer. But
the trial of one bottle of Peruna
convinced me that it would rid
me of this trouble. SO 1 continued
taking it for several weeks and l
was in excellent health. having &
pounds. Miss Camilla Charti
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09
REFLECTIONS.

Truth is mighty, but it has never
yet prevailed over the press agent.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09
GRIPPE HURT KIDNEYS.

The lingering % results s OF La Grippe remain with the
cnes. Doans Kidney pills e - f ~
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1903-06-09

Vulgarity is deadly sin, though II
does not destroy your chance for
heaven, but perils your salvation in
this world.