New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-26
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

In operation Worlxmen Of the highest skill will
manufacture art pottery so that visitors may note
all the processes involved. firing furnace will
stand in the centre of special building and the
potters. with their wheels. will be ranged around
the interior. that visitors may make a clear in
spection Of the work.
What was the sermon about S, Samantha? - asked
oid man MtCqeIsraS3s on MS WlIe return from
Joseph senin corn down tew Egypt answered
corn was sellin' fer down thar?' asked the old man.
who was interested in the market reports.-(Chi-
cage News
OF all the odd things which have found their way
into print, the following. from The Quenemo
CKan1 Republican" is perhaps the most curious:
Il kindly ask all my patrons and friends
bring any ntoxicant y my office While 1 know
many wish a stimulant when having teeth extract
ed. | wish they would take it before coming to my
Office. 1t is a temptation that / like to
sist. and kindly all to refrain from bringing
It to or about my of1ce.-E. F. Medearis'
LINES BY AN INsoMNIAC.
pursuit Of the germ of sleeping sickness.l
Men Of Science. you that dare
Tracking through the jungy thickness
Afric's germ of Sleeping Sickness.
Send microbe home to mel
By the Congo's turbid food
When you drag him from the mud.
TbrTo5usB the dahk and matted swamp
Try and capture two or three
SOporihc germs for me.
Though your early tolls be vain.
Noble fellows. try again!
F KHR Of pP on 5oT w fS0qR ss aw saSs
Crying out across the sea-
Send microbe home TO mel
am one who vanly woos
1 have counted scores OF sheep,
Quafed narcotics. long and deep;
Just the very thing for me.
When at last the happy day
Brings you thirstlng to the fray.
When you leap upon the foe,
Bottling hundreds as you go,
Send some spare ones, duty free.
Home by parcel post TO me-
would sleep till | sick
Gladly. if | knew the trick:
But. until you send some germs.
sleep and ! are not on tern Ms
MsR Of @ SfiT0Ss h nsns to n Rtf
I'd in the frozen northand. almost within the
Arctic Circle W. T. Loup Is looking after his pub
LEGATION The Esquimau Bulletin The place IS
Cape Prince Of Wales. and The Bulletin" is issued
but once every twelve months. Indeed under the
head Of the paper is the conceit The only yearly
in the world"
They say that faith IS dying out.
And so we have been told;
But ut gei G Tesfo1er s 11S amount
-CBrooklyn Life.
A notable result of the recent Daily News's''
covery that prayer ceilings, which were once re-
garded as a vital breath of the life of the church,
have almost ceased to exist. In the populous Dor
ough of Chelsea only thirty persons were found
to be In attendance at prayer meetings. Thirty
persons out Of seventy thousand. Week night ser
vices have also fallen into disuse.
'stella-Who made the finest catch on that fishing
Rutb-That Clipper girl The man all
after proposed to her.-(BaltimOre American.
Another largest automobile IN the world Is
harvester In Southern California The machine is
sixty feet long and thirty feet wide The motive
power is furnished by oil. Eight men are required
TO run it, AS the machine starts OF the grain
begins falling in sacks the opposite side from
where IT was cut and the straw drops into a cart
behind.
mined looking man. Il want good revolver
Yes. sir" said the salesman. "a slx-shOoterF
'Why-er-you'd better make II a nlne-shCoter
I want to il cat next door. % Philadelphia
Press.
In a recent German report on the Egyptian cigar
cite Industry il is stated that all the tobacco from
which these cigarettes are made comes from Tur-
key Macedonia, Smyrna and Greece.
Teller cannot cash this check. madam. unless
I know who YOU
She Chaus htily)-I wouldn't accept the money.
anyway, from any one who doesn't know who
am.-(Life.