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The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

n never in debt, the other never out
Of debt; one clamped by honor, the
other feeling not its restraining pinch.
But together they would ride abroad,
laughing along the road. To Mrs.
Cr~anceford old Gid was a pest. With
the shrewd digs Of a woman, the
blood-letting side stabs of her sex, she
had often shown her disapproval of
the strong favor in which the Major
held him; she vowed that her husband
had gathered many an oath from Gid's
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

1t has been interesting to note the
result of the freeze up which occurred
the last days of April through the
northwest. The mercury dropped to
20 degrees, and ice on%e-fourth Of an
inch thick was formed when plum,
cherry and apple blossoms were well
formed and due to open in four or five
days. The frost, severe though it was,
did not prevent the trees from bloom
ing. but is must have seriously affect
ed the blossom buds, for little or no
fruit set on either plum or cherry
trees. The apples Jared better and
were not badly hurt. .
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

Three things seem to have specially
interested the delegation of land own
ers and farmers from Germany who
have been making a tour of inspection
through this country. One was the ex-
ceeding richness and cheapness of the
western prairie lands; another was
popcorn, something they had neve
seen or heard of; another was the
Ito them) inexcusable and wanton
waste of the forest wealth of the
country, a waste which they did not
think was creditable to the intelli-
gence of the American people.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

Those who view life as a joke sell
dom do their own laughing.
The philosopher generally does the
talking while the other fellow hustles.
Experience is the teacher who be-
lieves there's mo larnin' without
lickin'."
Flattery is the salve that our ego
tism offers to our vanity.
There is something sad about a
pipe dream when the pipe goes out.
The glorious dreams of ambition
often end in a startling nightmare.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

It is all right to have a kindly re-
gard for your neighbor and look after
his interests and welfare, but in a gen.
eral way it will be found that it is not
best to get inside the picket fence
which surrounds his home in your
neighborly solicitude about his affairs.
This statement applies, we think, with
as much force to women as it does to
men.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

Some people think themselves so
largo and important that the conduc-
tor ought to ring up two fares.
An cid man always wants to give
his experience to every young fellow
whom he meets. He forgets how much
it cost him. s-1
A woman should never u after a
man. She might catch hiE.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

It is we'll for the young man to re-
member that if he finishes his educa-
ton as a skilled farmer II stockman
or fruit grower there are plenty of
places open waiting for him at good
pay, while if he becomes a minister,
LAWYER or doctor he may have to hunt
long and far to find a place and wait
long before a good living is assured.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

All men may have been created
equal, but it would be a hard matter
to make the lucky ones think SO.
The presence Of some people al
ways leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
I Goo-goo eyes and wobbly jellied
notes may open the gates of a FOOLS
paradise, but they. fly shut with an
awful bang.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

Truth should be either beautiful in
the nude or ~cleverly masked.
Love Is a double back action of the
sky rocket and the match. Goes up
heavenward all right. but the stick
comes down to earth, earthly.
The kiss Of some women is like be-
ing struck by the sharp corner of the
ice trust. q y
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

We think that people are more in
clined to whine and fret during a very
wet time than they are during a pro-
tracted drought, for during the wet
time there are added to other losses
the question of villainous roads and a
pest of mosquitoes.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

Experiments show that sever loads
of barnyard fertilizer put on an acre
of land with q spreader pro-
duced just as good results, so far as
the first crop was concerned, as did
twenty-five loads put on in the old
way. This fact makes this machine
one of the most valuable tools on the
farm.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

1t is quite likely that the most profit
able crop for one to plant is the very
one of which at the time of planting or
sowing there may be such a surplus as
to make the producing of such crop
improbable, The many who let it
alone insures q good demand later on.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

Moral depravity Of a pretty low type
Is evidenced in a case where a west
ern farmer used his young son to try
and palm off some young squirrel
scalps for wolf scalps in order to OBJ
tain the bounty paid on the wolves.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

There is some destructive bug OF
fungus for every crop in every iocali-
ty. If there should be none enc is
made for the vacancy.
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

If a man has not got a good home It
make mighty little differences how
many acres he owns or how much
money he may have in the hank
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

and a daughter is oddj indeed, when
a mother cannot comprehend her. l
am striving to be gentle with you. but
| must tell you that you cannot mar
ry her. l don't want to tell you to
go, yet it is better that this inter-
view should come to a close"
He bowed to Pennington and turned
toward the veranda that overlooked
the river, but a duplicating voice
called him back. 81 wish to say"
said the o5nsumptive, that from your
point of view you are right. But that
does not alter my position. You speak
of the misery that arises from a mar
riage with disease. That was very
well put, but let me say, sir. that l be-
lieye that i am growing stronger.
Sometimes l have thought that had
consumption, but in my saner mo-
ments l know that l have not. l can
see an improvement from day to day.
Several days ago l couldn't help
coughing, but now at times | can sup
press it. | am growing stronger"
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

you at this moment,
but, sir, the real bless
ings of this life come
through justice and
not through impulsive
mercy. In thoughtless
sympathy a great
wrong may lie, and out
of a marriage with dis
ease may arise a gen.
Grafton of misery. We
are largely responsible
the ailments of those
who are to follow us.
The wise man looks to
future; the weak man
hugs the present. You
say that my daugter is
an angel Of mercy.
She has ever been a
sort of sister Of chari-
ty. I confess that I
haye never been able
wholly to understand
her. AT times she has
even puzzled mother,
The professional world. (Columbia, Mo.) 1901-192?, 1903-06-12

The strawberry on analysis proves
to be SO per cent. water. but praise the
Lord for the other IL per cent.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-13
TRADES GIVE WAY
TO SOUTH WIND

! A writ of habeas corpus may be serv-
ed on the weather prophet to produce
in Honolulu the cool trades which he is
alleged to have purloined several days
ago and sent to an unknown part Of the
Pacific, cunningly substituting for them
a hot, suffocating zephyr from the
South. The zephyr, also, is said to be
charged with heat from the active Graz
ter on Mauna Loas
The weather prophets guilt is I'M
questioned The cool trade winds,
which came across the Pail, down Ma
noa valley and over Kaimuki from
Waialae have completely disappeared,
and the whole trouble is laid at Ly-
decker's door, There Is almost unques-
toned belief that the substitution Of
the simmering zephyrs took place in the
dead of night while all good Honolulu
people were asleep. It's up to the
weather man to return the missing
trades,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-13
LOCAL BREvlTlEs.

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles r. Frazier haVeI
returned from their honeymoon visit 70
Mokuleia and put up at the Hawaiian
Hotel for few days.
Moses K, Nakuina visited Kaneohe
on his wheel Sunday and conducted SER
vices for the fiourishing Christian En-
deavor Society at that place.
Surveyor w. A. Wall leaves for Ha-
wall in the Mauna Loa today and, il the
eruption is found still in blast, may
climb to Mokuaweoweo crater.
A rumor is in circulation to the effect
that Dr.. Fl. v. Murray, formerly Oh
Honolulu, has mysteriously disappear
ed in Shanghai. BY variation gossip
has him dead.
An exchange of the Waiakea mill
site. Hilo, for land needed to extend
Smith street, Honolulu, was approved
by the executive council subject TO fur
Their report on valuations by Superin-
tendent Cooper.
The Kohala ditch license, with condi-
lions as previously published in the Ad-
yertiser. will be offered at public auc-
ton on November IS. Not less than
100000 is to be expended by the buyer
within eighteen months, or than s4oo,
600 within five years of the date OF IL
cense.
Architect Traphagen has submitted
the plans for the N. G. II. armory in
Honolulu to Superintendent cooper
Col. Jones says that, while all the ap-
continents cannot be completed al
once, the structure will be made suit
able for occupancy with the means ex-
pected to be available when the con-
tract is let.
Mrs. Ida B. Castle is the first appli-
cant for a title under the Torrens land
registration law. 1t is for the property
at Kinau. Victoria and Lunalilo streets
which contains 152. $50 square feet and is
assessed at $4,000. Judge Philip L.
Weaver, in routine course. referred the
application to E. A. Mott-Smith as ex-
aminer for report.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-13
BUSINESS LOCALS.

c.. II. Rose will have full power OF
attorney for S. B. Rose during his alb
sence from the city.
Millers "best'' Malt Extract, Csc.
bottle, $3.50 dozen, at Chambers Drug
Co., Fsrt and King streets.
Another Of those popular cash auction
sales today at Morgan's auction rooms.
See the advertisement giving the list of
articles to be sold.
No better fabrics ever met a tallor's
shears than the elegant and exclusive
suitings used in the Stein-Bloch smart
clothes as sold by M. McInerney Ltd.
G. Heffland Bigelow will take orders
for burnt leather work of all kinds.
Orders left at 11s Vineyard street, near
Fort, will be promptly attended to.
A white fox terrier male with brown
spot on head was lost or strayed from
owner in Waikiki. Liberal reward will
be offered if same is returned to j. b.
Castle.
w. C. Peacock & Co. Ltd. are sole
agents for Pommery Champagne
Same is listed at same price as all
other leading brands although worth
much more.
A stenographer is wanted to accom-
pany the Hawaiian Live Stock Breed
ers' Association ito Hilo on the 18TH
of Noxranohar See our Classified ads
for particulars.
The well known Metropole hotel on
Alakea street opposite the side en-
trance to the Hawaiian hotel is offered
for sale. Owner leaving for the Coast.
good opportunity for an investment.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-13
HEAVY BONDS.
Over Quarter a Million Applied for In
One Agency.

That surety companies for furnish
ing fidelity and judicial bonds have be-
come necessity as we'll as great
convenience in Hawaii is amply evil
denced by the use that is being made
of one of the large companies doing
business in Honolulu. Inquiry at the
office of the Henry Waterhouse Trust
Co. Yesterday disclosed the fact that
that concern had on file at the time
applications for surety bonds amount
ing in the aggregate to s26O,5Oo. The
Waterhouse Co. represents the United
States Fidelity and Guaranty Co. of
Baltimore. Md, which has paid In
capital of a million and half, and as
sets exceeding three million dollars.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-13
LOCAL BREvITIEs.

Miss NJ voss and her brother. c. +.
w. voss, are booked to leave on the
Sierra today.
Excelsior Lodge viii hold their regu-
lar meeting this evening in Elks han
on Miller street.
A Gartley may leave in the steamer
Mauna Loa today for Hawaii to make
a trip to the volcano.
w. G. Cooper, cashier of the First
National Bank, leaves for the Coast in
the Sierra on business trip.
Remember the meeting of the Hoola
and Hooulu Lahui Society at the Ma
ternity Home at, 10 a. m. tomorrow.
The Hawaiian Women's Club will
meet today at $3.50 o'clock p. m. at
the Kamehameha Preparatory School.
series of interesting historical in
cidents will be presented in melo-
drama entitled "Kaala," or the flower
of Lanai, at the Hawaiian Opera House
next Saturday. Seats now on sale at
Wall, Nichols Co. Ltd.
Suit was filed in the District Court
yesterday by Schaefer & Co. against
George A. Davis for s36. the value of
case of Dry Monopole champagne
bought by Davis on January s. 1903.
during the height of the Sumner trial.
The quarterly meeting of the Stran-
gers Friend Society will be held today
at 10 o'clock in the parlors of the I.
M. C. A. All members are urged to
make an extra effort to attend this
meeting as some important matters are
to be discussed.
Superintendent Cooper received con-
ditional approval, in the executive
| council yesterday, of proposal to ac-
quire, by exchange with the Bishop
estate of lands in Pololua, $4,000 square
feet of ground at Nuuanu avenue and
Pauoa street for public park.
A grand ball will be given by the
| ladies of the Ahahui Iolani at the
Young Hotel on Saturday, Oct. 81.
This date has been chosen on account
of Queen Lilinokalanis intention of
going East shortly. Tickets 80 cents.
can be obtained at the hotel and from
| members.
Mrs. Mabel Wing Castle will receive
limited number of pupils in the
| Technique of Prose and the Form OF
Prose Literature. Glasses are to be
| formed as soon as possible and all
those intending to take either course
are requested to send word to Mrs.
i Castle care P. o. Box 657.
Ellis Lando has not been hazed at
| Annapolis. AS soon as the Seniors
| found out that he was an expert with
| them and he knew enough never to
refuse such an invitation. AS a result,
unless they keep him playing all his
/ spare time he will escape the usual
| experience with the upper classmen.
Among those booked on the Sierra
for San Francisco are Thomas Fitch
Il and wife, who return to Los Angeles;
S. B. Boulton, Chairman of the Lon
Edon Labor Cancellation and Arbitra-
/ tion Board, wife and daughter who will
l return to London; L. L. McCandless,
Is. b. Rose and Major Mcclellan. P. G.
Jones and H E. Waity go to the an
nual convention OF the American
Bankers Association in San Francisco.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-13

The S. S. Mauna Loa, leaving Homo
lulu today at noon, gives fine oppor-
tunity to all persons desiring to see
the Volcano of Mauna Loa in eruption.
Arriving at Kailua early Wednesday
morning, she proceeds along the Kona
Coast where it is predicted the lava
flow will occur. Arriving at Hoopu-
loa that evening, the steamer will re-
remain there all night before proceed
ing on to Kau. All parties wishing
to embrace this opportunity of an en-
joyable trip and the possibility of OBJ
serving one Of the grandest sights to
be seen, will do well to book early as
the accommodations on the steamer
are being rapidly reserved.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12
THE PROGRESS OF UN-
IOMSM.
CONTINUED from first page.)

CONTINUED from first page.)
after carefully investigating the differ
.ent sides to the strike question in
Pennsylvania, asserts that the most in
telligent of the miners are all nom
union men. They say their reason for
not joining the union is that they are
unwilling to surrender their individual
rights to few men of inferior intelli-
gence or contribute of their hard earned
wages towards the support of pack
of barroom loafers.
Labor is not helpless alone, but capt.
tai is of no use without labor. 1t is
apparent then, that labor, organized on
the same principle as capital, should
always have the best of the fight. To
reach this position, however, the labor
union must fill its offices with MEM
bers of ability, fidelity and intelligence;
men who are more cautious than the
rank and file; who are above temp
tations, pecuniary and political, and
who will labor necessarily to avoid
disputes instead of creating strife.
The history of labor bodies shows
that all men appreciate the benefits Of
unionism and that they strengthen
with increasing membership; 80 with
every triumph over capital and an in
creasing order Of intelligence among
it's leaders, the task of inducing the
non-union man to join its ranks be-
comes an easier one. With faithful
leaders and compact organization
the trade unions would soon be in a
position to force the respectful consid-
Grafton of combined capital. When
that time comes, however, we will
probably find that the unions will have
no scruples in joining hands with the
trust and expressing the people. Or
ganized labor and organized capital
alike will continue to strive for power
and eventually their interest will be
brought into harmony with each other,
but perhaps to the great disadvantage
of the general public. G. S.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12

The eraoine Il see you've got
Fire Department. fire department"
said the stranger, looking out the
window to where the local fire
fighters were Looping down the
street in a cloud of flying snow.
"We've got a hosecart, too, up our
way" he added proudly, "only we
never had any chance to use it.
The only time the Gracine-that's
my town, you know, Gracine- the
only time the Gracine depart
ment's been out in over two years
was one night Christmas week,
an if it hadn't been for couple
of fellows from the city it wouldn' t
have been out then.
my neighbours son came home
for the holidays and brought q
friend of hisn along. Each Of
them had just got q new long night
gown sort of business that looked
like drunken storm blanket.
They called 'em bath robes, and
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12

gram was reading from Poe's
works, which was followed by
special paper on poe, The Man"
by the secretary Of the organiza-
ton.
No regular musical program had
been provided, but one of the glee
club men volunteered selection
on the piano and responded to an
encore with song.
In the past one of the most at
tractive features of the circle has
been it's music, which has always
been of a high class and artistic
ally rendered. The circle feels that
the success of this branch of its
endeavor is very largely due to
Mrs. Colligan, the retiring musical
director of the institution. She
has kept the choir and glee club
up to standard of excellence that
would do credit to church rather
than a prison. The members have
worked together with good will,
there has been no friction, and
consequently they have given out
the best there was in them. The
music of the circle has been above
criticism.
! Realizing the work done by Mrs
Colligan, and desiring to acquaint
her with their appreciation, the
members passed a unanimous vote
of thanks at the meeting Sunday
| afternoon.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12

friends, arrived about noon and
had lunch at the prison. After
lunch they made q tour of the
buildings conducted by Warden
Wolfer.
A business session was held
during the afternoon at which
inquiries we're made regarding the
needs of the prison, new buildings,
expenses, etc.
Chairmen Durant and Soule, OF
the senate and house committees,
and number of other prominent
men were in the party.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12

Mrs. Leslie And The program for
Charles Fairchild. the entertain
lnent in the chapel this morning
had not been definitely arranged
at the time The MIRROR went to
press, but it is probable that it
will be furnished by Mrs. Louise
Mckay Leslie and Mr.. Charles
Fairchild. Warden Wolfer has
written them inviting them to ap-
pear and he expects they will ac-
cede to his request.
Those who were here last Au-
gust will have no trouble in re-
calling to mind Mrs. Leslie. She
attended chapel one Sunday morn
ing and after the services gave one
of the most delightful little song
recitals ever heard within these
walls, and her music formed the
chief topic of conversation on the
following holiday.
"Charlie" Faircbild needs nc
introduction to anyone in this
part of the country. He has been
here before and is always certain
of rousing welcome.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12
TO INMATES.

For the Information of new arrivals and all
others desiring to send THE MIRROR to friends
We wish to say that the privilege will be granted
by complying with the following rules: Write
out your own name, register and cell number
and send to this Office with name and address
of person to whom paper is to be sent. Each
paper must be kept clean and folded In the
same manner as 1t is when you receive 1t and
placed in your door every Friday night. All in
mates are requested to comply with this order
whether sending out copy or not.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12

Mr.. Rodenkirchen, who in the
future will have charge of the
music of the prison, arrived here
last week and is now stationed in
the storeroom. He has examined
a number of men for the band and
orchestra, Professionally accepting
about a score of applicants. Any
inmates desiring to take advantage
of this opportunity to get train
ing in music should notify the
Deputy at once.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12

Chicago missionaries Little Tom"
Conduct Service. Mackey, the
Chicago evangelist, preached in
the chapel Sunday morning after
the regular services we're concluded.
He was accompanied by Miss
Albertson, a singer, his wife and
party of friends.
Mr.. Mackey's address-it was
not consisted of read
ing from the Scriptures and ex-
planatory remarks, and also of a
number of experiences that he has
personally witnessed, His thesis
was that sin does not pay; that it
brings only trouble on the heads
of those who pursue it, and that
the common sense way to live is
to live as near right as possible.
He told of his own life as a young
man, saying that he had been a
drunkard and had been in prison.
and contrasted that existence with
his life since his conversion to
Christianity. He told of the work
of Jerry McAuley in New York
and Harry Monroe in Chicago
saying there is hope for every
person who wants to live a purel
and higher life.
Mr.. Mackey is speaker of great
energy, power and enthusiasm, and
his audience, which included al
the prisoners, listened to him with
rapt attention.
Miss Albertson sang three
hymns, accompanying herself or
the guitar.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12

The largest load of ice ever
brought into the enclosure arrived
one day last week. It consisted
of sixteen cakes, each weighing
over 500 pounds, making a total
of over four tons on the sleigh.
Guard Smith, who was in charge
of the crew, says the team walked
off with the load with very little
effort.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12

Another Visit The joint prison
From Legislators. committees of tho
house and senate visited this in
stitution last Thursday, remain
ing here several hours. Theparty,
about half q hundred strong, COM
posed of the members of the two
committees, their relatives and
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-02-12

Movement OF mere nave Doen
Prison Population. three arrivals,
five discharges and one man re-
leased through the action of the
Board of Pardons during the week.
The regular discharges were F.
W., SAP, 81. g., GA, J. L., 1858,
G. w. 1859, and T. r., 679. H
r., Gill, who was pardoned at the
last meeting of the Board was
given his freedom.
There. are 588 inmates, graded
as follows: First, 1893; second, 176
and third, fourteen.