New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-11-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

an Atchison (<an) man backed horse at a
race once. according to The Globe" and in the
getaway the horse backed by the Atchison man
wheeled around and ran the wrong way. That's
ali right the Atchison said: Il played 'em
both ways"
THE NEW OLD MOTHER HUBBARD.
Old Mother Hubbard, she went to the cupboard.
To fetch her poor dog a bone,
But a Thsn sb9 got III o5 ia" s
Breakfast Food Olive OIL and Peanuts,
And so the poor dog had none.
She went TO the bakers to buy him some (whole-
But when she came back dt is unnecessary TO
state after 4tt the preceding pre- 7dir verse thao
She went to the joiners to buy him coffin
{heE next door neigh6or Christian Scientist
animal prone on the floor had read extracts TO
huence OF mind over matter. with the natural
result that
The dog was a-laGghin'.
She went to the BARRIERS to buy him a wig
But when she came t BACK he having bd picked a up
by massaging the muscles OF the scalp OF your
a half YOU will produce not only a smile but
hair that won't come off, in the exuberance Of
Was dancing Jig.
The dame made a courtesy
The dog made bow;
The dame said. Your servant "a term which this
faithful friend OF man. being member OF
Obsolete term. so after taking brief resume Of
his principles and convictions. and having dwelt
hours of his day which were not claimed by
his rest TO a develop Our- muscle-eat-less-
beauty-for- us-all-strenuous- he had been.
still was. and always would be a plain. good
and coui5 never hope to be the editor of a ladies'
paper. or an advertisement for any ones COM
plexion soap with sigh of profound relief and
'''''' The dog said. ''Bow-wow." Life
A man in Hiawatha, Kan. recently received a
letter addressed TO him. but instead OF the name
Of the town was bar or so of music The post
Office officials had passed the letter along until one
was found who could sing. and he sang the music
and found it be a part OF the song which has
driven so many the brink of early grave. The
letter was then sent at to the man in the
Kansas town.
While in England Henry Ward Beeeher was on
ism and was himself a medium. One day he asked
would ke es 10 1 Rse sbPT r OF h
that it would please him immensely After the
him at which, with the twinkle in his eye. Beecher
responded: Al have to say is that if deterio;
as my father has. shall be a stark naked fool
(Argonaut.
The Colonial Affairs Committee OF Germany has
just published an interesting report on the Ger
man Colonial Cotton Enterprises for 1S2-Oa II
contains many particulars to the culture OF cot
ten r Africa by Germans. who. according to the
report, saw that there would soon be a cotton
famine" The effects OF the American Civil War
the differences between employer and eInpIoye and
the disproportion between supply and demand are
given some OF the for the colonial cotton
venture In order to demonstrate TO the readers OF
the report that the German planters and cotton
manufacturers succeeded IN producing good and
marketable cotton. sample card accompanies the
report. which shows raw material raised in Togo
and next 10 this good m1ddling'' and other grades
Df American product The African cotton is not
equal to the American. but the made up'' warns
and fabrics OF various grades and qualities which
are also contained on the sample cards compare
faNorably with similar goods from other countries
The dress goods and cotton ianneIs are psrtictl-
larry good products or the loom and the whole
exhibit indicates TO the laymsn that the Germsn
cotton industry in Africa may make itself felt ln
the commercial world The success Of the German
cotton enterprise in Africa Is interesting TO Amer
icars from the fact that the who IRE active IN
its development are negroes who we're graduated
from the Tuskegee institute and selected for
the work by Rocker T. Washington
No. he replied sadly. II thought | did h.,,
when tried II hanged il the girl didn't marry
me. Chicago Post