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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

Cite AGO H. HNnh sHat ht6HEu
q lee Nsars ED sst1aF. Itir aaea see
sands - Eussfa kHfN 4 whfn san-
rise gaHe ever fhaaEh fhf ei ..as1Eair
decorations - he siff festsf aar and
fhr il.uhinatiaas cf last rfeHlnE
fnas naf alfrHHX have fafr by I'm
pressed ths fsHs 81 the Hpgtpazhsns
birthday upbl flssif minas.
A. Haurtsa THE morning 81 TIE
bells ana farIuHg whistles ~ the city
Joined 81 aaiafe. ard she guns 20
fhs fessAle cutters IA ths hafbUf
pihfeI an etiizafp. The reisi7a b
ftun fhua usiFrvi iu viii continue
thrDaNA the greater fsAst ~ nHat
wesA
Tofaf YES given over largely -
ihs completion - The sinai "details -
fhs festival rfeefau. putting she
finishing touches ta she leulatinna
ard the reception - huHefe1 quests,
Thta afternoon there were Interest b.
ing ceremonies contested viii The
GeliiaaI issn &c MEMORIAL tablets naaat-
hw ffs site It ghr Fuft ufafisnfn
massacre nha ~ other hlHfuftf
events is the fsfrrr-nf the munieis d
psiliY. A Neuafuus hiKhf " rfanf.
[ sd faf tonight when toms and tens
% ttuman nfe All BE- burned ga the
tarH of the tail buildings dos r taH q
in H.proiuctiuu u the great fire Of
fFTi
sunday win b given 60 sreeiai
nrfsitss iH many ~ the churches 9,
I y here ehieaEo. ths fesl ona the
lfeai. All be the theme IL The az
tsruauu fhsfs will be hig patriotic
mass meeting. and concerts vii DO
given afternoon and evening ~ tiis
Auditorium.
uasing burned Chiearo on sat %
aFdaF. reconstruction wfIi BE- the ef.
aes ssaudar. The reproduced fusi
/ Dearborn Nh Be oreusA IL ihn Pub
/ be- in fhe morning. aud nearby vii
b. the indian village. IL which IT,
{ acsr fnaHnfs uf thr red men Nhr
lived on Chicago territory IA the
earliest DAYS aiii bald their pie
fufraaus sports Monday evening
an automobile parade vii be given
The Industrial rnrade planned fnf
f Tuesday NIGHT VII be something g.
4afk ! new era lu that sort ~ Trims
Il Chicago The entries Indicate 2
I Frncaaalan rfuueudnuN IN sire and
! "A artistic spienaor The history ~
/ 10 elty viii be Hytnboiiged in tab
I ianux. and CnlcuEo's merchants
trades organisations Hhi tie present
fine militia regiments.
wednesday morning the stock
Yards vii be thrown open 90 fis
lsofs The big packing district Nj
b.. q mass ~ busting ard unifeftnst
f,siacs will escort the 100000 yiriior'
expected A route viii be fufulea
and m the plants win run with ful
rana1Ifv 10 supply n spectacle =
isightsserr Besides the exposition
~ ,,fs,sss#sss. many diversions vii p
furnished. Cowboy sports. roHtsHti
~ klIiing and dressing, and Huel
textures wlli be provided Wsdnes
aay afternoon the aquatic sports. e
Hast two days Nil begin IN iAnepif
marx. These will draw The hes
swimmers and narsmen IN tho eoan
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28
CHICAGO is NOW
100 YEARS OLD
VITA CANNON AND SHREK OF WHISTLES The
WINDY CRY BeaHs WEEKS CELEBRATION

ffy. the big athletic clubs and coll
leFas HeuaiaE ufeHeHtniires
"Wednesday evening 3 isH Geo dis
- .--~~>s~es~~ 49, >~es~h~ -
the Lake ffanf ne same evening
tha Daughters ~ ihs American Itry-
olnftun wis give q reception 20 dlH-
tinAnfHhef ffHiiiFH IN Memorial bali
Two thousand guests are rHrsfted.
The ball min b. decorated In the
rtfia ~ uzufn thar q century hEp.
ard she raffe ahmrnfH Blli consist ~
old fashioned dishes
ThufrtAY arfrfnaaH. besides The
second day ~ the aquatic sporfH.
tHefa 81 go Be an old SETTLERS reunion
~ Memorial hail IN the evening
shs Jubilee ueak Niil close aith a
bau4uss &C. The mayors ~ the larger
cities. IN the Auditorium thraisr.
- here covers vii bs laid for 1900
haHaueisfa Mayer Low Of Mes
YORK. MaFar Weaver Of fhiladfl-
rhia. End many nfhefa have accepted
luvltntions T. attend. n the aratnfy.
"e'hienEn Pet Present ana FUTURE
uiii - the theme.
The special guests ~ the festival
viii Include fhr descendants u the
neu and women who took pfunuin-
eut parts iu the settlement and D..
vniupuneni 81 the city. ard MANY -
whom ara eaminE from dislaut parts
of thr county 90 take part To the
elaborate festivities
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28
NEW PIANOS

Brand new hiEh-gfada and thor
oughly reliable and fully waffant-
"a upright pianos. in artistic buri
walnut. oak and mahogany, double
yeneefed cases. with All the very
LATEST improvements. 4irect from
the factories. At 1854, that are IS fine
as any ere needs and would retail
regularly al $3.50. some az s31t.
worth az usual retail tfs0. while
some Of, the finest. most musical
ana he4uufui Instruments ever
shown here are offered now ~ sfzt
that would be cheap at $3.50. others
less expensive, but thoroughly re-
liable and EeFYiceahie pianos. that
are going AT this sale for t22e. t2sS
and s4is that retail ordinarily az
ssss. sa5s aud sszs. Some ~ tzfa.
worth salb. and others 80 low as
st17 that would retail az $3.50. Also
bargains In slightly used pianos.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28
CNNlHG INTO LINE on
M GAfRIGE MGHHW
CITY OFFICIALS SHOW OF WAKING UP TO stNss or
PUBLIC purN-BoARp or PUBLIC WORKS Aors

puisine az Go slaht offensive aa 60
odor. and h the hiEheat dtgtce uns
sanitary Nua Hrr respectfully ufE-
80 te take immediate stepa Toe the
installation of municipal Fafhase
plant Auln after the mest modern
plans. and of Hito commemorate
With the probable needs 90 the city
in the future
fA,f hit of miss" don't care n
/ doH service. by hslf dosen aeaN.
rnecrs eurutlnE about s. Earhase
Wagons thr people uf Seattle are
pas lna rfiee af least thteefold
Ereatrr than tho same service n
condu1ted hy the municipality Weuid
cost
rut ekan wursr. this service, in-
adequate as &c g. ia available Go eHlN
snail minority uf the residents 81
che tfN The HeaFrmEHfH who now
have = monopoly un the safbaEr
business in Ssattle are independent,
80 " IL alleged and where there d
Got nienR nf refuse Go fil their
wagons refuse a. cover the tefritufy
Furthermore. IL customer IL IN
ciine1 Sc remaaslfafe afainst fhc
HeXofoitaut fhHFseS the seaNeus efs
are prone 20 tsfaae tobs offered
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

Little hy little seattle's city off.
claiz are Kettlns into live With the
hoaseholders gpnefally on the qucse
ton OF Installing a municipal scaY-
enksr system aud sarease cgcmas
tVfX.
The action ~ the city eneineVrluk
department la making provision tor
the efcctiau ct SO Voo efemaiuff
dutmE the oamlna year was hacked
up last nikhi by the sanitation comz
mlttee ~ the clty council when a
communication fram the hoafd Of
ratiic works csilihk attention 90 the
sFstu6 need Tor Il seBNenHef FSHtvifts
VAS given a formal teadsas and re-
ftffrd to che committees ga fine nee
kzfoTc Whieh VIII come the rnsi=
neeFA request fer a eremasasy ap-
rfarflatlea
Although the boards letter spent
several weeks iu a santa ION Com-
nittec piseon hole. e has test none
81 - force and NiEaF, 70 follows
~'rhe beard % public works heEs
leave 80 eail your attretion % the
aisgracefai condition ~ affairs IN
connection with the disposal ~ city
garbage. The present method N re-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

they car counsel recognition from
the proud Ambassador ffan Austria.
Hungary aui his hauxhfv wife. Tn
"a rseentty Austria ans Asxicu hal
no aipiuniNfle fssasi0ns. "a = Nsis
a. the HNecutEsH ~ fhE FrrHHFaf
Macmillan. IN which ths pfssssst
Nexlean Ambassador ne Washington
took a hand Daring tais dor Z
speak urriaa the Mesiean nfnh#s.
sadoF Had baroness aEcinatssf
pffe ~ TIE Austrian susaY. wsrs fhe
chlsf participants In The most ssn .
sstiona1 SCENE ever enacted be- the
White House At haN banquet q
laundering official assigned be a.
plFoz - escort the BARONESS Get -
alruer
when the dsHpised Mexican o..
fefed hia arm. ire lady. who = a
Pole ard one 81 ths hs4atisr ~ fhe
capital stamped her feas and r.
fused % accompany him Had Z net
been far the Diplomacy % the late
President Mckinley nEstf runtplies
tons mieht have snsuaf Mexiee
OWLS her embassy IN WashinEtEsfi
A fine ball rrom ksfs bern atde.i 81
/ which entertainments viii - held
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

tippY uf the Northeastern Siberian
company, Waiter A Mcclure. nttOra
nee Tor The he Soto Mining company
, 4. Cameron. pnHsd States internal
revenue collector and A. I llefdoe
auditor ~ tbs White l'aap railroad
George Allen II Seattle. Who with
Thomas neiaH aud usUfuc Hawkins,
WAS charged with the brutal robbery
uf A j NmHalton at Some in tea. fes
turned On the senator The mrn hhh
been tried aud convicted and som
teneed Co. Ne years n thu penlttntiarit
but ~ new trial hesun nl Nanr a
Tow weeks aHu thry were declared mot
auiilY
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BACK To
DENVER
ALLEGED MURDERER eoLLgs
WAS TAKEN TsRouoa Sc.
ATTLE

With Rufaai Hofisn alias Bert Jew
on an alleged murderer and criminal
assault reud IN custody. Chief q De-
tertixes Edward Cartsfry. % Denver.
arrived IN Seattle from New Wsatmiu.
stsf iast uiEht ana left Tor the South
on the neat train ont 81 the city. In
The party. besides the prisoner ard the
fstectivc.s wefs Florence Frtsdtoru.
sister 81 the boy whom Bodies killed
Fred Frieabarn. hts father. and Town
Marshal White " Sullivan. Ind. who
VAS responsible for the capture.
bellies IL charged with numbering
itaroid Friodtorn. II years old. ard
then crimlnRily ansaultinF the sie;er.
Florence The horrible crime was com.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

eis more Instruments we're acid yrs-
tsrday. One Chickerina q Sens
Piano, IN bsagtifui buri ssalnut,
enc ki1sbkil Plane. IN handsomely
fiaarsd walnut, ere Hobart ~.
Cattle Plane, IN rseh rnhsaa anY,
~-s~,r.,.-..->e..~ -, 49, $500. ~.-~- - I.t
OF. =. 8. ssaasieft -. fsafts "a
DARK OAK. and enc riase Plano IN
antique cas-. Store ~iH be open
iil 10 o'clock tcninht, and being
Saturday, which 10 usually ssry
busy DAY with ss. Se AntietpAte
quite a rush snd ~ooid adssse
yegr coming early
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

wAsHfsGoTN. II elf the -
port that g'punt cRs-ini Russian
afnsatsadar. - - - transferred
fFuzn washington to Vienna. proves
tue. "A viii mean she blNEmat Kind
uf a triumph fug IN NsxEzAn am
haesador senator &c AHrsFas. ~
f.eNeiniz retirement she snsoY from
the republic ta The south 81 ~ viii
capture the coveted ponigl1u 81 dean
OF the diplomats cnrfs and VIII
have authority Over all hts cnl-
IeaRises IN n4any matters such a.
debating social upa &C.
The interesting phase ~ the situ-
attain - fN1nd In fhe fact that ne
AsplrsrT Whe IL HpN % BE an 'er
has ben Fuubhed right and left b.
th4 Euf~fe tiriemats. The Euro
rean countries resented at THE out
set the idea Or a miner fepubtir su =
Ne Nexlee creating IN ~ diptaErati-
service 50 exalted a rank as auhan-
safor. and they have etfdeHeed their
aiHpleasurs by placing AL sorts 81
sstxfte or the Mexican envoy At
Washington.
The sweetest revenge for the Nex-
leans VIII BE- found Ia the fact that
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Will HIT
1HE BUNG

DIS MONIES. lows. sepi. q
Tie snasa sfHTetfnE O. b. HID under
csc ana4iHsa 90 she a'uia County rs
publican l4uH ta@Hht Ntfh Gov
eHnnr Gamutns a. thH fituiiisaH
s4sahsf. viii mark thr formal pprfiz
Tag ~ tfs Republican fsats Gam
aaIsu pr ffn nest threa Waf - Vas
afHaq 81 ere eamnaiFU. Is Rrauf E
aF5aa WITH iaHE HiaHitHs HEzztaTl tEsz
afasffrHfla8 cHmnatEn t. Iowa =
urewrh tHs year ufseFHiHN slet iHfA
- fnst the rrsaent rsfaHa Hn o. 81
aatiaual e. sell aa State intatest
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Will MAKE
WHITE HOUSE
LO0KLikE NEW

WASHINGTON. y C- Sept ia
Thr fares % servants ane ether rn=
niaYss It the White llnuHe wsfe NJ
ia their eafN fn Wa4A to-day FsiftHH
everything tn shfH shape M hntaFls
tagiun ~ The return % abe president
aAd family fEnm oyster tsHs hafz
ms shr summer aHafiY the entire M
fhfi0r &c the executive mansion rs
been rrrainted ana many other
nsIaur improvements haFs hsfn
matr Mueh % the fnrulsHlnEs he e
teen renovated of replaced. thp IA
fnliiar rtxaiai chandeliers - ne pr
fura have heeu made FfHAliSf aad
mantrroah Of hfIr changes made 20 Hse
with ths extensive alterations asaa
improvements begun year aEh
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28
THREE TONS OF GOLD
STEAMERS OHIO AND NOME AND DOLPHIN
FRom skAowAY. BRING TREASURE PASSENGERS

All three vessels encountered ths
storms which have been raging along
The rcsst daTtrS the iass week.
The following prominent Alaska men
arrived on the steamers Eric o. Lind
bloom. enc ~ the discoveries ~ Namef
Jnnn 2 Nimtali. ths Ean Fraaeise1
steamship man G. J gahd. a director
u the F1enser Mining company. J.. v.
Mccarthy. Or A ~ Brooks and
Lieut. n A Eaton. Of the 81 Michael
military pest. Jahn Ropene and J.
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PlAYrp WNlsr Aho cINeH

tsfs~ - tho fteAHhnfrat sNfntH 81
lhe week was tha card fsafff sven
81 faf residence - Hfs aFtHia as E
iaasg. sfa Ftfih aKsnre. - fhufHs
aas evening. faf ths nenetft ef " r..
!. Eff,ssf an is. tastis# - ga A. II
tgtfat and finrh sefe risfsd tifa
sfNrfs ~ ftfiiafs winning fifsi
rsisa. AZ flafaaist sessnd. ha#
As watkins body The lneH8
santisuaaH wrrm AfF stsuHzsH - fsata
fssa air 4 EsaaE and A n Davis
fszhV IsafiuH sH# evening Hialsf
galloway Nas presented win "a
sseHant tag 49, = fakru r lowe ~
hNf ffiana Efetaf Res nfsaifent nf
81 kaff Ya8rn circle ~ N'hiraFo
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28
MET TO CONSIDER
FILE TcHER'S PLAN

me ctrpofafiea cemsnlfiss e tEs
city euunciI met yesterday fa neu-
aitex the aufliratsaa 20 fsHHsif
FssEeAeg Ter ; ffaash4se frr ea ctrs
waited electric railway AZ FHHsehgf
met uifh the aafn naittrs. tut 40 rr-
llaa Nas tassH a. fhs eHHiniiftss vas
HsalfaHs ~ asafninfnK usHus shHN inG
ias r8afe ard aQresNeatiuEe - ths
rssaH
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28
NEW ORGANS

Two fun sets Ci2zA reeds. deubis
octave eoupiers. double knee swella.
three.ply wind chest and bellows,
boards and tseveied French plate
mirrors for So, SIS. So and 80 Tor
the regular fss tSs. te5 and tiis
stA les
Also all kinds os bargains in sec
oudhand organs frons so up.
ENefy instrument guara nteed TO be
a. represented. One price alike TO
everyone. Notwithstanding the very
sharp reductions IN prices we sell
pianos and organs on the most lib
erai terms.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

The steamsgn Ohio anE serssor from
Meme. and the Dolphin. fran Hkar-
va. arrived last evening With sold
earroes aKKreratins q E9pso and &C
passengers. pHraeF Robertson ~ tbs
Ohlo. whseh brought ST. 90. had IN his
charge TIE most vaiaabl nnEEst ever
found IN ALASKA II was taken from
an Anvil creek bench sept 4 and ie
paiusd at q ~ The gold bruaWht ~
the three steamers would weigh ap-
f.roxinatesr three tons
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28
OUI.0E.IOKN FOLK

Are determined % get tn oa this
great hsEgala sssf!ess- 80 evidenced
BY the fact that We have durtuE this
suls Hoid ard shipped Pianaa 10
Nome. EknKNay. Whafcou. Fair
haven. Auacufiea. Ma Vernon. Port
Angeles. HTemeftun. Everett. tsFa-
auah. IseaNenNorfh aud other painta.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28
BIG FEED OF
ARMY OFFICERS

LOUISVILLE. KY SEPT "a
Ma tsr Generals John g. Bates. IN
command o. the department ~ the
f.akss. and his staff % officers are
Id be the guests az n big banquet
here tonight General bates = ~
command "a ffr f"Nafaf "fft FFs' -
troops during the military msnsu-
vera which opened II West Point to
day. and the dinner Will BE- ~ honor
Of the generals visit IN Kentucky.
More than 300 invited guests are %
be present. including the most prom
inent citizens ~ the eommonwealth
and members ~ the Congressional
delegations Of Tennessee, Kentucky.
Illinois, Michigan. Ohio and indiana.
aa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

mifted IN Denver on the utEht q De
asinber q. 1901. Florence Bellies and
her brother we're going skating On =
pend near their hofns whsn a man
shn Is nov idantlnsd an Bailea. APP
SCARED and asked faF money.
Whra Il zas refused. be grabbed tie
ufi ~ the Nriaf The boy camr @
hfY assistance npa the frns aeait him
= blow en- the he'd with an axe. that
Killed him Instantly. Iic then assault
"a tho SRI
after ths murder Denver detectives
worked GA ths eaHe without resuitH.
unfi a feN weeks ago. when . letter
vsa resolved e. Sullivan. fnfs. bF
Marshal white TIE detectives had
previously aFeertaintd the name - the
Man and bia ailHs Ills address IA
New Westminster VAS learned ffam
the litter aad the afrosf MADE
NaNaa daHiss fhHI b. canmiited tie
s,lssst. sssaiaasassiii = sssisssfss sssff- -
ftsfsfar "a fttr rHaHf ~ the murder
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28
ALI. MAIL ORDERS

Receive prompt and careful aites-
fion. Nfsc IL our selection proves
other than ae represented bf Is. The
inntrHmeus MAJ be returned at cur
- pence.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

DENVER. Col Gov Peabody has
been threatened with asHaHaiaatieh
Tor ordering the state trouts 60 thr
disturbed Cripple Greek district
The threat came a. n e fUfn - 80
anonymous letter # abusive char
acfer. threatening the EeVcfnar with
death N be dared reHa troops where
they were not antet. The rkeces
uea was uss % - hsHffea sas she
tfoopa went - thfir destination,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

.s4astass.ss sas....sssstia men sitee hsis
trouble getting Hat that looked
Wen. re comfortably and sore we'll.
NJ a reasonable price. a Gordon
t2.ao Hat fills the bill King IiFos4
tit LIST ave. -"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

~. pouefiei. said 60 b. connected
wlth ~ hudson. who IL charged
Nifh forging a 81 check. was ar
rested BY Detective Wsnpauairtns
last niRhi. and u now lodged in the
fHuufv faff
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28
NOT A BIT
EXAGGERATED

THE STARTLING VALUES Of
FEnED ~ %. s. JOHNSTON
co. DBfiiNo THEIR BIG CUT
PRICE ROOM MAKING SALE,
WHILE UNUSUAL ARE kBSo-
LuTEi-Y BONA FtpE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

Mauda olive Mcconnell from Tioa-
ton Conservatory Music. pianist
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

il pharo aaauf q the Pacific
gaaFf Etsamship company a. the
broadway dock hf Nau Ffaneirce. l.
tha man who all succeed G ~ Hold
r5tre aH fsHrrai aFsnt - tbs company
~ thia pert. arCafaHHE O. HaEtrfe tfHM
San Fraueisco. lie e. % leave Tor tbs
city a. a Few hnNA NJ Fhsru han
hsid the position whirh he leaves faf
a y~ar. With such satisfaction o. the
company that Manager iA@lres de-
HHHFA kn advance HHHi 70 kHN fssetAAHH
81 general agent 81 this point
Hanna. the ehlrudOpisi. has re.
turned.
s.
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Social Dance. every Saturday night
srphora Hall. ballard. -.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

while the hfiua set we'll forward
IN the advance models ef hats Tor
autumn wear. they flare sharply
from the face. The thfee pictures
here show this characteristic Nari-
ousiY pictured coafas rice straw.
chautiily lace and roses with fahaEe
ln natural tiuss are used IN tw1,
while the third "a IN nhirrsd uouN-
seIlne with many little ostrich tAta
dIaf.ssHd around the crown ana
ARG tsufsie dropping On the hair
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

i i', sa ne niss, q ne murder
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90 to splnningr for bicycle repairs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-09-28

CHICAGO. ~. Eeet g chicago
lee year, ed ssa1aF Itr sneH see
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~. the big athletic clubs and coli
leFss seuaias representative
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-11-24
A DEFINITION.
Johnnie-Papa, what is honest pride?
Papa-Honest pride is the kind that
doesn't deny it's own existence.
MetrIcal.

Reginald - Do
you know when
you walk you
move just like a
poem?
Hazel = All. do
you really think
SO?
Reginald - Yes;
one foot always
right after the
other.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-11-24
Football Versus
Turkey.

Mrs. 3 o r d e n
House--The game
you were in this
morning was a
pretty tough one,
wasn't it?
Mr.. Leftgard-I
thought so until l
partook of that
turkey, and now ]
have discovered
that the game l
was in wasn't
nearly as tough as
the game that's in
me.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-11-24
inexperienced.

| Mrs. Knowit -
Mrs. Van Bride
thought she was
going to save her
self lots of trou-
BILE,
Mrs. Inquisitive
What did she
do?
Mrs. Knowit =
Bought a turkey
two weeks before
Thanksgiving and
fed it with parsley
and bread crumbs.
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WHERE 1T CAME FROM.
Mrs Askit = VINO originated 81
haven't the slightest idea?"
Askit-Sorne idiot, should Judge.
Made a Mistake.
you say she's

you say she's
a kleptoraniac 2"
"Oh, dear, no."
why. you GER
tainly did say so"
"Ye-es, I did,
but it was a mis-
take. I find that
l overrated her
wealth and social
position, and 1
should not have
used that word"
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And Still We Re.
ioice.

DO you suppose
Turkey will rule
Russia, as some OF
those famous dip
lomats predict? ?"
Il don't nnow.
Turkey will rule
A m e r ! C a on
Thanksgiving day,
though"
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A Thanksgiving
Conversation.


well" said the
Thanksgiving tur-
key, there's this
consolation about
1.-THE most dis.
tinguished men of
earth went to the
block"
Yes" groaned
the possum gloom
lily, "but they We're
not broiled and
roasted afterward
for the benefit of
lolockheads."
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Not Popular.

porcas-Why do
your parents OBJ
ject SO to MIR. Lar
kins?
Pes-Well, mann
ma objects to his
shortcomings and
papa to his long
stayings.
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One Case Where
1t Does.

Optinus-I don't
think that the
world is always
willing to believe
the worst about a
man.
Pessimus-Get a
black eye and see.
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Has His Doubts.

Has His Doubts.
Uncle James,
what is a doubtful
voter?"
He's a fellow
who doesn't care
to vote until his
wife makes up his
mind for him"
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The Sufferer.

Mrs. Scrabble,
the tenement house
worker, complains
that you haven't
any sympathy in
her work"
She's wrong. I
have all the SYM
pathy in the world
for any poor folks
that she's trying
to work"
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Not Impressed.
Willie-What do
they have to eat
up in heaven,
NAV?
Mother-Always
milk and honey,
my son.
WILL A n d
don't they even
have turkey on
Thanksgiving?
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Bliss.

| why would you
like to be presi-
dent. my boy?"
Look at all the
prize turkeys he
has sent to him at
Thanksgiving"