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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

The thing that interests woman
most about q joke is trying to see
the point, ..
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04
Shot Himself III pavennort.

Davenport, Dec q. Claus Reimers,
aged IA, committed suicide here be.
cause his father insisted upon his
going to school He used q 22.cali.
Der raEsi-Ar.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

A mans stomach has lot more to
do with reforming him than his con-
science ~
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

lam sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three, years asos- Mrs. THos. RoBs1Hs.
Maple Street, Norwich. n r, Feb Il, 1904
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

A girl of 16 thinks that every boy
she meets is her affinity.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

A bent pin is the easiest thing
imaginable to find when you are not
looking for it,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04
Mother arsy.s Sweet Powder, for Child,

The school children can now learn
to bound Canada officially.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

Love that lives on beauty alone
will soon starve to death.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

The honesty of lots Of men has
never been tested.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

When the new puppies were discov.
cred to be blind Teddy was very un.
happy. His auntie assured him that
God would open their eyes in due
time. When bedtime came Teddy
was heard adding petition to his
prayers: Dear God, do please hurry
up and finish those puppies!"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04
DIVORCE LAWS HIT.

Judge Howe Decides Alderman Fagen
is not Legally Separated.
Des Moines, Dec. 1.-The easy d.
vorce laws of South Dakota were given
Jolt in Judge Howe's court yesterday
morning when, in rendering an opinion
In the Fagen case, he held that the
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

A girl isn't necessarily timid be.
cause she jumps at proposal.
Magnet Pile Killer Cures Piles.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

E. z. FOOT COMFORT Cures Sore
Sweating and Aching feet. Price 25c
b. r. Mccarthy, Jefferson, Iowa.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

II see by the newspaper" says
Smith, 'that the whale that swallowed
Jonah was recently killed in the
Mediterranean. and It's stomach they
found. written on parchment, the
diary that Jonah kept during the
three days "You can't make me
believe any of that stuff" interrupts
Brown; Gin the first place, how could
Jonah see to write his daryl" why
says Smith. don't you suppose the
whale had pains in his stomach"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

What does 1t profit a fool man to
sell q 10 cent article for q dollar and
then get bupcoed out Of the dollar?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04
A temper Is something that is
never discovered until it is lost.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
Fer children teethtug Boftens the gums, reduces iR
fammation aays pain cures wind coiic. Csc bottle.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04
our HOLIDAYPR5cE

N Jewelry and Watches save you 26<. Send for
dfriends. CARBON DIAMOND co. Syracuse, r.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

WHEN YOU BUY BLUEING
insist on getting Russ Bleaching Blue. Don't
take cheap imitation All grocers, lOc
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

Send 500 for package Of suePs-Thy-OM II IL
doesnot cure your ECzEM II will refund
you the money. SUEL MEDICINE 90 Dss
MOines. Iowa. 80
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

Will use no other. Defiance Cold Water
Starch has no equal in Quantity or Quality
lie OF. for 10 cents. Other brands con-
tadn only 12 or -
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS.

A Kensington dealer advertises his
shoes at 81 foot.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

Russia sincerely hopes it will moi
be necessary to spank Japan.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

Twenty-seyen street cars were burn
ed and total loss is about $4,000,
fully insured Six cars are left for
the Muscatine street service. The
flames for while threatened to de-
stroy the east portion of the city,
owing to the proximity of the vast
lumber yards There was slight dam
age to the Hunting Manufacturing
company's yards and to the yards OF
the Rock Island.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04
Those Who Have Tried IL

Some men act first and reason al
d
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

A widow and her fun are soon
CT orfod
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

To Cure a Gold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money il it fails to cure. CSC.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

To tell anything about woman's
figure it is Of no account to use ones
eyes ..U-
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04
When Your Grocer Saws

"HeH 1UUr 0TVCST Gays
he does not have Defiance Starch. you may
be sure he is afraid to keep It until his
stock of IL OF. packages are sold. Defiance
Starch is not only better than any other
Cold Water Starch. but contains 16 OF. to
the package and sells for the same money
as IL OF. brands.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

department of the Iowa State Uni
versity. He located at Abel immed-
lately afterwards and has been prac'
ticing law there ever since. He is a
member Of the firm of White &
Clarke.
Concerning the events Of his life,
Mr.. Clarke is modestly reticent. Il
was born and ought to have done q
great deal better than have done IN
many ways" is his copious explana'
tion .r..s
In the Twenty-ninth general assem-
bly, Mr.. Clarke was chairman Of the
judiciary committee, the place now
desired by IL. L. Temple, the man
who was most prominently mentioned
as Mr.. Clarke's opponent for the
speakership, and who withdrew with
ont onditions.-Register and Leader.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-12-04

II NOWS every sick person VENTS to BE cured hus
IA what they want 10 know Is this: can the ColfnA
Springs sanltarun 20. cure me? If>yon will write
to we will p!ace the evidence before you sud leave
with you to decide We will give you as good rsf-
Of cases cured OF the Acknowledgements as any
Institution on earth: rheumatism, CancerA Paralysis,
Fits, Discusses of the Eye Stomnch, Kidneys tatarrh.
nroFsy, D:se"ses Of women and M chronic diseasea
We cure without the nsc of the knife aid Al
your home except very Few cases. Our assoct
ute phyaicians consist OF reyentsen gnad doctsrs.
y'hc chief phy stefan, DR.. w B. G. Billiard, spec
Ella list, calls on parties at their own homes any.
where III Iowa. Consultation Rnd cxaMiuat3Sp
free. Don't deay. Write today to
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29
A MARES NEST.

talked by Representative Aylett last Saturday Just
what might expect and the ideas expressed by him were lore
in the
Public challenged County bill The representatives mind
of the hardest things in the world
40 draw law which is absolutely unassalabe If possible to
draw unassaabe laws litigation courts
would be done with!
AS the case County bill stands set of sections have
been decided judge conflicting with the Organic Act
The main bill question and still stands unchalengd
The Representative Ae favored in would have gone to
smash completely That bill only conflict with the Organic
Act but was conflict with impossible to
drive into legislators brain that portion OF act may be
contrary Organic Act and that the OF may be unvaed
Representative Aye thinks nearhed conspiracy. lie
that it had to break down, and
as he Anga the fool in Shakespeare says the Kepu
him But the bill had full debate and there
were these why did not the from the Fifth
discover them? Itook Representative Aett had be
ved himself or were anxious characterized in the
that Dodberry be written down The discovery OF mares
nests is the attribute minds People who search of these
valuable articles always them but their discovery leads very lit
tie satisfaction indeed.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

Russian agents are at work manu-
factoring Turkish atrocities. The Rus
sian Jews would be only too happy to
fall into the hands of the Turks instead
of into the hands of the subjects OF
the Car. Bulgaria is only catspaw
of Russia, and will swear to anything
that she is ordered to swear to. Turk
ish atrocities" have been exploded
again and again, but they always
spring up into fresh life when needed.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

Professor Curtis J. Lyons has served
the Hawaiian Islands for life time.
Saturday he completed his seventeen
year and is still at scientific work. The
daily weather reports are made by
him, not only for the Territory, but
also of the Territory daily to Washing
. ton, whittier they are flashed by cable
and telegraph. Professor Lyons sur
veys of lands dating fifty years back
are frequently to be found among old
deeds, and they always very ac-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

A while ago it seemed as if the build
ing trades controversy had come to an
end. Now it has all been opened up
again, and a general strike seems to be
Imminent. If sympathetic strikes are
ordered, there will be an immense
amount of loss followed by serious dis
tress. Strikes may have a strong po-
litical bearing. The party in opposition
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

According to accounts the Porto
Ricans that we have here are fair aver
age specimens of the inhabitants of
that island. A porto Rican would
rather do anything than work and is
always ready to borrow or steal horse
to draw his breath.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

The entertainment celebrating the fif-
tieth anniversary of the Pacific Club
was a great success. 1t is an event in
the life of city such as Honolulu to
celebrate an unbroken half century of
life of any institution. 1t shows the
steady growth of the city and the fact
that its institutions are stable.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

The negro tough continues to make
himself unpleasant, but manages to
get into trouble after all. When he
tries to burglarize the house of the
Deputy Sheriff, he runs square up
against it.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

The Russian army by way of carry
ing out it's promise to 'evacuate" Man
churia, has marched troops into Korea,
and will "evacuate" the land of the
morning calm in similar manner.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

and will be in Olaa this week. The
wisdom of employing a thoroughly
trained and scientific entomologist to
fight the pests which attack cane is
now thoroughly appreciated and un-
derstood by the planters.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

citrate May the worthy Professor
long remain at the head of the weather
bureau. BY the way science has a dis
tinct influence upon longevity, 1t is
remarkable how many scientific men
are septuagenarians, octogenarians and
even nonagenarians.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

The little Kingdom of Roumania has
signified it's objection TO regicide by
withdrawing all orders granted to the
military murderers of Alexander and
Draga. 1t will he noted that Roumania
did not take this step until the attitude
of the great powers outside of Russia
and Austria had been declared.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29
CARRARA Mixed Paint

old paint that has been in the market Tor
but the pigments used in its manufacture are believed 10 DC
Old they supposed the dovey OF the Sc
thought been lost with Michael Angelo
Leonardo da Vnc Fra Angelica Corrego, Muro lan Oudo
Raphael and other Old Masters.
CARRARA has been the market long enough however to esa
bis gives BETTER FINISH lasts LONGER under
surface and COSTS LESS than the
best Lead Zinc, and Oil
1fyo the Best Effect and the Best Results USE CARRARR
OF people what the MayHower
think lead Zinc and Oil Paint the thing because
Grandpa Grandpa" doubt authority his day
judgments but he alive today, without
ing, he would CARRARA.
that still have balance OF the OLD
PAINT be made under the old formulas,
which selling when knowledge the rudmentary
stage.
This give you at A BARGAIN,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

Professor Perkins campaign against
various noxious insects in Hawaii is
said to be quite successful, He has
visited all the plantations of Hamakua
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29
NOTICE.

Persons needing, or knowing of those
who do need protection from physical
or moral injury, which they are not
able to obtain for themselves, may con-
suit the Legal Protection Committee of
the Anti-Saloon League, 8 Mcintyre
Building.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

Note Heads. Bill Heads, Letter Heads
and all kinds OF Job and Commercial
Printing neatly and promptly exec ed
at the Star Of1Se.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

always sympathizes with the strikers
in order to get votes, while the party
in power has sometimes to use force to
keep order, and thereby loses votes.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

However, it makes no difference in
the age of person, whenever interest
is aroused the pulse increases greatly.
For instance; when a person purchases
the Douglas Patent Closet the pulse
increases fully 100 per cent. It's a
sign of contentment.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

Twenty five cents pays for Want
ad in the Star A bargain.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29
Classified Ads in Star.

A Three-Line Advertisement as
words) will be inserted In the STARS
CLASSIFIED Columns for rs cents Each
additional line at the rate OF 10 cents
extra.
Ads under "situstlons Wanted" inserted
tree until further notice.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29

Two Furnished Rooms. Cheap. No.
8 Garden Lane.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29
The Pulse.

The rate of the pulse varies greatly
in persons of different ages.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29
TO Rent
Furnished Rooms TO Let

A nicely furnished front room. Mos
quito proof and electric light. 494 Bere'
tania near Punchbowl.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29
Room and Board

Nicely furnished room with board In
private family. Apply 494 Beretania
street
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29
For Sale

A magnificent building site on the
Punchbowl slope near ThuTston ave-
nue.. Particulars at Star Office,
Building lot corner King and Kane
hameha road. Palama terminus Of
Rapid Transit road. Apply at Star
office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-06-29
Wanted
Situation Wanted

Japanese couple desires a position,
man as cook and yard man, wife
household work and care for baby. $50
month. Apply T. Yokota SO Bere-
tania street near Maunakea.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11

Ladies Shoes at cost to close out
at Fish Bros.
Primary in Gibson.

Trenton, Tenn, Sept. S-The
Democratic committee met in r.
B. Taylor's law Office yesterday to
fix time for the primary which
selects the candidates for next
trustee and sheriff. Spl. Hill was
chairman. Several talks were made
by leading Democrats, some favor
ing primary and some conven-
ton, but a majority wanted a pri-
mary, which was fixed for Saturday,
November %, 1908.
At this meeting Squire Arch Jor-
dan, OF Milan, was Endorsed by the
Democratic Committee for the office
of Penitentlary Commissioner for
West Tennessee.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

By local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portions of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucuous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is infiamed
you have rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tn be restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever
which is nothing but an inflamed condition OF
the mucous services.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness lcaused by catrrrh) that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for cir
culars, free
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Pills are the best
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11
Here's Another story Abont Harvey
Logan.

Knoxville, Tenn, September =
The local police have received
letters from the Chief of Police of
Chicago to the effect that they are
looking for Harvey Logan, the
Montana bandit, who escaped
from the Knox County jail June
n. They state i'll a letter to the
local police department that what
they consider positive proof that
Logan is one of the band which
last Sunday, week ago, murdered
two men in that city and hid their
bodies where they could not be
found for several days. They
state that they have positive in
formation that Logan was in the
city of Chicago at the time, and
they consider this job one of his.
Local police state that Logan
did not do the job, as it is not his
style to kill when he robs unless
he is resisted, and further, that he
never robs anyone save large con-
Germs.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11
Educational Rally.

Persons who expect to attend the
Educational Rally at Sulphur
Springs Saturday, September II,
1908, are requested to report at the
residence of B. E. P. Mathews at
9.55 o'clock a. M, as Mr.. Mathews
will at that time open the gates and
conduct the visitors to the Sulphur
Spring Park. After 10 O'Clock the
gates will be locked, so please be
on time. o. L. WEAKs, Com.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11

hrst alienated the liquor interests
OF the State, and subsequently,
displeased the temperance people.
In this county he is credited with
the defeat of the Reform Sch Dol
appropriation, OF course the gov
ernor has his enthusiastic defend
ers, who are mostly from East
Tennessee, though several in
fluential West Tennessee journals
are taking up the cudgel in his
behalf. These things would in
dictate that the governor will not
get a second nomination without
fighting for it.
tits possible that Memphis even
now is growing a candidate of
gubernatotiai size. Mayor VIII
liams seems to we'll thought OF by
a considerable number OF peo-
pie throughout the State for
governor. There is every pros
pect that tile present investi-
cation of his Office by his political
enemies will reveal nothing but
mental sins and minor unintention-
al mistakes. Should this prove to
be the case, several cubits will be
added to the mayors stature, and
n the next gubernatorlal conven-
Ion the race may be between the
and the lowlands, with !
he caterans of Williams vigorous
y contesting every inch with the
;aterans of Frazier. Commercial
Appeal.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11
Raised from the Dead.

G. w. Lands, Porter" for the ORR
entail hotel, Chanute, Kan, says: Il
know what it is to suffer from neural
gia; indeed l did, and l got bottle of
Billiards. Snow Eminent and l was
raised from the dead l tried to get
some more, but before l had 'deposed'
of my bottle | was cured entirely. l
am tellin de truth, too" 25c, SOC and
81 at Ndilling'S Drug Store.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11
Notice. Sons of Veterans.

You are called to meet at the
office of the county court clerk on
Saturday, the 10Th day of Septem-
Der, at l o'clock p. m. to elect a
commander and attend to such
other business as may come before
the meeting. S. F. HOWARD,
Adiutant.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11

last consignment Of these cigars
was confsicated by the inspectors
and turned over to the Treasury
officials. Customs officials said
to- day that every registered pack
age coming from a foreign country
and addressed to a private indi
vidual was held up and the person
addressed compelled to come be
fore q custom officer and open the
package in his presence. From
this it is argued that Kempner
must have had the cigars concealed
in registered packages of official
mail. Kempner has long been
under investigation on other
charges, but it is claimed that this
alone would be sufficient to insure
his dismissal from the Postofice
department.
Another interesting feature of
the past week has been the sum- |
moning, before the District of Co
lumbia grand jury, of State Sena-
tor George E. Green of New
York, in connection with the
Bunday time clock contract, 1t
was this contract that got George
w. Beavers into the clutches of
the law and it is predicted that
Senator Green, who lives at Bing-
hampton, N. T., and has long been
a personal friend of the President,
will be indicted by the grand jury
before its adjournment. AS told
some months ago in these letters,
quantities of these clocks were
by Beaver at S1.25 each
and it is claimed that the conspi
rators made a profit of 60 per cent
by the deal. The clocks were in
stalled in numerous post offices,
many which have only two or
three employees and where they
could be of no possible use. 1t is
also a matter of interest that
Beaver has been located in New
7 ork and that friend of his came
10 Washington this week and made ,
arrangements with u local bonding
to 90 Beavers bail in
case he should be indicted by the r
ocal grand jury, as is anticipated. I
Every inquiry at the State De-
1artment with regard to the v
European squadron, which the t
President ordered to the Beirut a
When the canard that vice consul
had been murdered was =
eceived, appears to cause en- .
and it is plainly seen 6
hat the officials think that the :
President acted precipitately and O
.ladvisedly in the matter and that "
e has placed the United States in a
ridiculous position. The latest h
dvices are to the effect that Il
was not fired at, but e.
nat some drunken Turk, celebrat- p
1g marriage, fired pistol in c
ne air in the Vice ConsuPs vi G
nifty. 1t is also reported that y
9veral arrests have been made as :,
result of this disorderly conduct. :,
is feared that the presence of an :,
.merican fleet will have no effect n
ut to make trouble where none b.
ow exists. h
Our wagon passes your door every
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11

For high grade -four, try Sun
shine, Dahnke-Walker Milling Co S
best.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11

Affairs in the Postoffice Depart
ment have taken another lively
turn. Louis Kempner, Superin-
tendent of Registry, has been dis
covered to have been conducting
a system of smuggling Cuban CT
CARS and selling them to his friends
in Washington at prices in the
neighborhood of 81 per box. The
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-09-11

Red boiling sulphur water at
Moss.