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The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Padsha representative at This aDio has the
4 patience Of job 1t years arrived at his
~ post TO succeed Ali Feou Bey,
TO present credentials The myth
the late President Mckinley returned Turkey and others
sent IN the President be ADEQUATE
excuse for the delay his reception reason
that Turkey has failed fulfill promises that
the Department of State mildly dscpig her representa-
tive widely known.
The Ottoman Empire made certain concessions
to the Uniei States Conannopc from
land OF the Star and Crescent be allowed to
speech to the President the grasp
removed from his in the diplomatic legend appointed
winch indicates that his credentials have formally accepted
Meanwhile Chekb Bey
matte eam and has word concerning status becomes sin
guary recent and ignorant of English whenever the
Washington viii be by diplomats shortly as nearly all the
members of the Corps have planned summer Count
and Countess Cassni will probably leave May other side
Where they purpose purchasing drape
the new embassy The British ambassador
nouneed their intention sail the Meth
erands Belgium, Persia, Portugal Spain pass their vacations
IN Europe and those who America embassies
legations to the seaside o II
The Presidents devotion sport given new impetus to rid
ng and many who had through indifference other things
taken
Der of fine riders Washington the women and
bright afternoon the
and ambitious riders Chevy Club grounds on Meas
believer the all the members of his family
shall learn to ride Mrs Roosevelt shares often her
husbands companion his long in country
Society had real was very little go,g on
nothing TACT few dinners country several in
formal eaer The smart world are
advantage OF the ul social
ueakers VINO rushed \ of
ables left last
the and the shops large contingent Is evotr
itself to Lenen reading and charitable of hour
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Mrs. Cooper, wife OF Lieut.. G. F.
Cooper. L. 5. y, and Mrs. Leigh. wife
OF Lieut.. Richard Leigh. L. S. y,
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

white hat r. r. Metheany. of Grand
Rapids, acted as best man. Following
the ceremony, a wedding breakfast was
served. Among the guests present were
DR.. and Mrs. William r Kerr, Miss
Kerr. Ralph Kerr, a brother or the bride:
Mr.. and Mrs. Southgate and Miss South
gate. Of Chicago; Mr.. and Mrs John
Augustus Eddy, brother-in-law and sis
ter of the bride; Senator and Mrs. Julius
Caesar Burrows. of Michigan. and MI
and Mrs. Breitung
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The Presidents Official Family.

Secretary and Mrs Hay are still with
Mrs. Harry Payne Whitney at Thomas
vile, Ga. Mrs. Whitney has named her
baby. who is thriving and hearty little
girl. after her mother.
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Lieutenant Jewell gave dinner al
Carvcl Hall. Annapolis. Tuesday even
ing last. The guests were Mr.. and Mrs.
John Hines. Miss Daisy Browne. Miss
Randall. Miss Miles, Tracey Browne
and Prof Cusacks.
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Weddings.

Miss Cora f. Leatherwood. daughter OF
John II. Leatherwood. and Walter Grant
House. were married at the brides
home in Day. Carroll county. Nd. last
Monday. Miss Annie B. Leatherwood.
sister Of the bride, was maid OF honor
and Fabian Noel, OF Baltimore, acted
as best man. The ceremony was per-
formed by the Rev. c. f. Dudrear. OF the
H. +. Church. Only the relatives and a
few friends we're present. Mr.. and Mrs.
House viii live at 111k L Street north
east.
Miss Lula B. Kerr, daughter OF Dr.
William r. Kerr. OF Chicago, and
Daniel w. Kaufman. capitalist of
Grand Rapids. Mich. were married at
noon yeste rday in one of the drawing
rooms of the New Willard. The Rev
Roland Cotton Smith celebrated the GER
emory. to which only the relatives and
a few intimate friends were hidden. The
bride wore an exquisite gown of white
gauze appliqued with lace and a large
The Washington times., 1903-03-15
The White House

The President and Mrs. Roosevelt will
give a small dinner Friday. March 20.
The Washington times., 1903-03-15
Among the DIPLOMATS

The Austrian ambassador and Nine.
Hengelmuller have planned to 90 TO At
lantic City next week. Nine Hengel-
muller has not been we'll the past sea-
son, and she hopes to be benefited by
the rest and the sea air. Her eyes.
which are giving her so much trouble.
are improving.
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Admiral and Mrs. Dewey entertained
at dinner last night
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

mond. has been instructed by his gov
eminent TO visit the Central and South
American republics in the interest of
the French naval service. and will leave
Washington next week for a four
months trip through these countries.
The Siamese legation has recently re-
ceived an addition in Maj Cheun. a
young Siamese OF noble family. who has
come TO this country to learn English
and continue his studies.
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

The marriage Of Miss Clara Winter
and Sam Bush will take place Thursday
next at the home OF the brides parents.
New Haven, Conn. Mr.. and Mrs. Bush
will spend part OF their honeymoon in
Washington as guests OF Mr. and Mrs
Max kohrer.
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were decorated with palms and cut flow
ers, and an interesting literary and
musical program was given. Among
those present were Mr.. and Mrs. Adams.
Lieut.. and Mrs. r F. McCathran Mr.
and Mrs. P. c. Garden. NJ. and Mrs F.
c. McCathran. Mr.. and Mrs X y. Har-
per. Mrs. Hattie r. Hutchinson. Mrs.
Alice Lee. Miss Bessie McCathran. Miss
Lottie GoebeI. Miss Maggie Dyer. Miss
Pearl Albee. Miss Mamie Nally. Miss
Cecilia Nalley. Miss Clare Martin. Miss
Nettie Rapee. Miss Louis Paine. Miss
Dora Rapee. Miss Mamie Lee. aiss
George Lusby, Miss Lulu Frey. Miss
Annie Lusby. Miss Mamie warwick
Miss Lillian Williams Miss Ida MulhaIl
Miss Mary Clements. and Charles Dietz
jr-, Lyman Kolb. Bruce Alley. Frank
Colman. Ray Paine. Warren Mcqueen.
Bert Frey. Alex Garden. Wilson Dunn
Henry whiting Cleveland Griffith
Henry Rapee. Mr.. Burns. Frank Keith
ley. Mr.. Louis. John Clements. Albert
Waysen. Mr. AIbee, and Morgan Nc
Cathran
William W Dyer. OF Columbia Heights.
oNft eAA ldSI TUESDAY
evening in commemoration OF his de-
parture from the Philippines. Several
Rotations and a number OF vocal and
instrumental selections were given. The
guests were Mrs. Moore. Mrs. Thorne.
Mrs. Dyer Miss Lula Becketts. Miss
Margaret Collins. Miss Nellie Over
MISS Hannah Lang (Of Baltimorel. Miss
Clare Lang. Miss Gertie Lang. Miss
Louise Lentz, Miss Mary Mangan. Miss
Elsie Moore. Miss Clara Padgett. Miss
Alice Sedgewick, Miss Blanche Thorue
MISS Annie Turner. Miss Nellie Turner
Miss Emma VogeI. Miss Margaret vogel
Mr.. Booze. Mr.. Chandler, Fugitt Hutch
inson, Mr.. Jordan. Mr. Lang. Mr.. Lentz
Mr. stirmett. Mr.. Dyer, and Frank
Vogel
The Legion Of Loyal Women will he
at home to the honorary members and
other friends Monday evening. March
Is. at 41s Tenth Street
Miss Wilma Sanda Is a young Ameri-
can soprano who is making a great
name in musical circles Just now in
Europe. She has a compass OF three
octaves, and studied in Paris under
Nine Marchesi- Miss Sanda sings in
English. French, German. Italian. and
Russian
Mr. and Mrs John A. Creamer. OF
Baltimore. are passing a few days in
town on their wedding trip. as the guests
of the brides uncle, Samuel Bilson. So
Eighth Street northeast. The bride was
formerly Miss Alice Bilson, OF BaIti-
more
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Secretary and Mrs. Root. who have
been visiting their sons at Hamilton
College, are expected back tomorrow.
The Washington times., 1903-03-15
Notes.

Mrs Foraker. who has been visiting
her daughter. Mrs. Matthews. in Ciucin-
natl. is expected home tomorrow
Miss Wetmore. daughter Of Senator
Wetmore. is visiting friends in New
York. and attended the opera Friday
night TO hear Myerbeer's lie Prophetic. "
Mrs. Alger. who went with her hus-
band TO Michigan last week. has return
ed home. and Will observe her day at
home throughout Lent. Mrs. Sheldon is
still with her mother
The Silver Wave Social Club will give
a dance Tuesday evening
General and Mrs. Draper and their 1T
lie daughter will pass the summer in
Europe.
Grc7ville Smelling. who is lecturer n
architecture at Columbia University.
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Mr.. Won Pilgrim Baltazzi the German
charge d'affaires at Caracas. and Mrs
Won Pilgrim sailed yesterday for Genoa
on the Lain. Mr.. Won Pilgrim has been
granted a leave OF absence for four
months, which he will pass in Europe.
The naval attache OF the French en-
bassy. Lieutenant Commander Fara-
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Mrs Payne and Miss Louise Van
Dyke Jones will leave town the first OF
the week for Atlantic City. Mrs. Payne.
who has not been very well recently.
will remain for some time.
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Attorney General Knox. who went TO
Florida 20 visit Mrs. Knox and their son.
Hugh. who is convalescing at Palm
Beach from an attack OF grip. Is expect
ed home this week.
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

The Legion OF Loyal Women will be
at home to the honorary members and
other friends Monday evening. March
IS. at 41s Tenth Street
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

New York, and IS well known in his pro
fession. is passing a few days in town.
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Mr. and Mrs John A. Creamer. OF
Baltimore. are passing a few days in
town on their wedding trip. as the guests
of the brides uncle, Samuel Bilson. So
Eighth Street northeast. The bride was
formerly Miss Alice Bilson, OF BaIti-
more
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Mr.. and Mrs. Elias Tha, "a. cf Fort
land. Ne, are visiting Mrs. Thomas sis
ter. Mrs MattinEIy. in ! street.
The Washington times., 1903-03-15

Gerald Tottel. son Of the late Enocf
rotten, has established himself on q
ranch in Arizona
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-02-26
THE ROOM WHERE ABRAHAM LINCOLN DIED.

later, and the CONSERVATION near the
presidents box, revealed the mean
ing. Lincoln had been shot. As the
awful intelligence flew from mouth
to mouth the audience was Mortified
and Immediately everything was eX-
element and confusion. Women
shrieked and men crowded around
the presidents box, while others
leaped on the stage in the hope of
arresting the murderer. But Booth
was beyond their reach. lie had left
the theater by a rear door, mounted
fast horse that was in waiting for
him on the street and escaped, for
the time being safe.
Surgeons were soon at the presi-
dents side. 1t was found that he had
been shot in the back of the neck.
Just beneath the base of the brain.
1t was fatal wound. The helpless
form, bleeding and unconscious, was
borne across the street to private
house, and at seven o'clock the next
morning, without having regained
consciousness, the heart of this great
man ceased to beat.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-02-26
DEBATES WITH DOUGLAS.

From the very beginning of his po-
Iitical career he had taken strong
ground against the further extension
of slavery, and when in 1854 the dis
cussion of the question came up
prominently he took an active part
in the campaigns. His outspoken lee
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-02-26
SLAIN BY JOHN WILKES BOOTH.

That man was John Wilkes Booth.
known and recognized by the actors
and many persons in the audience.
SO sudden and unexpected was it
all that only the screams of Mrs.
Lincoln and Miss Harris a moment
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-02-26
NATIONS FIRST MARTYR.

How wildly memory recalls that
tragic event-the death of our first
president! 1t was over a
third of century ago that the an
nouncement of it was flashed over
the wires and carried by word of
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-02-26

pleasant ways, in the estimation of
the people.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-04
CHAPTER XVIII.

In the Grass.
I did some tall thinking that night remembered THAI
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-04

~ lNDING myself with every new consideration OF the
tantaizng subject, deeper and deeper in the quag-
mire of doubt and uncertainty, sought enlghten-
by making memorandum of the special
"a points which have influenced the jury in their
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27
EVERYBODY KNOWS 1T.
What Object Would There be to
Deceive?

What Object Would There be to
Deceive?
Every body in Point Pleasant
knows Elk postmaster q. B. Thorn
as, of Main street, and everybody
respects him. Everybody knows
that he would not make a public
statement unless there were good
grounds for it. Read this state.
ment.
g. A. Thomas, ex-postmaster
says: "The symptoms which had
clearly convinced me that was
suffering from some form of kid
ney trouble. The pains across the
small of my back were distressing.
Ny kidney secretions were highly
colored and scalding. There was al
SO associated with this trouble, a
weakness and irregularity which
was most annoying. Seeing the
advertisement about Doan's Kid
ney Pills, / called at q w M Hooff's
drug store and procured a box. The
marvellous properties of these pills
quickly dispelled the pains and
wonderfully relieved the weak
nesses. 1t affords me pleasure to
extend this endorsement of the mer-
its of Doan's Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price,
so cents. Foster Milburn Co !,
Buffalo. N. Y, sole agents for the
U. S.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27
SAsTo1 rita.
Bs.-u the N The Kind You Have Always Buughi
''s' It &HAzzzs1

People with craving for news
paper notoriety can get it easily
and in allopathic doses nowadays
through the medium of the patent
medicine men. ALI that is neces-
sary is to send testimonial and
photo to dope house and the one
restored to pristine health and
vigor will come out in large print
as prominent parsonage in his
community.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27
AlIofthe Newspaper Funny-Men
of the United states in May
Number, SBOOk of The
RnvaI RIrra


Royal Blue"
AS something unique in modern
literature, the "Book of the Royal
Blue" for the month of May will
be on ADVANCED lines.
The attempt to issue a publica-
ton which would include the WE'LL
known Newspaper Satirists and
"Funny-men" of the United
States, has never before been
made. as the proposition is big
one. Nevertheless, they have been
rounded up in this number. and
each man will appear in his char
acteristic style, with photograph
and autograph.
The matter gathered together in
this manner is by far the best COL
lection of newspaper wit and hu-
NOR ever published Newspapers
will recognize it's value at once.
and every litterateur will desire a
copy, to become acquainted with
the men who are the best repre-
sentatives of American humorous
literature.
The Book of the Royal Blue, |"
which has been published month
ly by the Passenger Department
of the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad
for the past seven years, has pre-.
sented valuable reading from time
to time, and this special number
will class it among the magazines
of the highest character.
Copies of this number will be
mailed to any address ON receipt
of ten cents in either cash or post
age. upon application to D. b.
Martin. Manager Passenger Traf-
flo. Baltimore & Ohio Railroad,
Baltimore. Maryland. Regular
yearly subscription, fifty cents.
May 134t.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27
Notice of First Meeting of Creditors.

In the ED District Court Of the United States
In The mater Of William r. 1ippett, Bank.
In Bankruptcy.
To the creditors of William II. Tippett, late
now now resident of staunton, Virginia, a
Notice Is hereby given that on the 18th tiay
of March, A. D., 1903. the said Wiliiam II
!Irippett was duly adjudged a Bankrupt; and
be held at the law ONCE OF Charles ii Hog
IN town Of Point Pleasant, Mason County,
" eS Sdo Hsirginla, on the 18th day of April, a.
which time the said creditors may attend
AND prove their claims, appoint a trustee,
other business as may properly come before
said meeting.
CHAS. Z. HoGG.
Referee In Bankruptcy
Point Pleaaant, W. Va, April 10, 1903.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27
FOR SALE.

Second hand. check row, Deer
corn planter. This tool is in ex-
cellent order, having recently been
overhauled by the manufacturer.
A large amount of wire goes with
1t. This is first rate tool, and
our only reason for selling is that
we think We are justified in buy.
ing the latest improved machine of
the same make. Price, $1,000 cash
P. s. LEWIS & SoN.
POINT Pleasant, w. Va.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27
Principal Conventions to be Held
in Various Portions of the Unit
ed States for Which Special
Rates Will be in Effect via
Baltimore g. Ohio
Railroad

Railroad
atlantic City, n Especial
Low Rate Excursions. Daes to
be announced later.
Baltimore. Md.-2Oth Trien.
nial National Saengerfest of the
Northeastern Saengerbund, June
1920 Tickets on sale June 18th
to 18th, good returning until June
22nd, inclusive
Baltimore. Md-Benevolent and
Protective, Order OF Elks. July 81
% Tickets ON sale July 18th
and 10th. good returning until
July 18th, inclusive.
Baltimore, Md.-Seventy- Ninth
Annual Session of the Sovereign
Grand Lodge, / o. o F, Septem-
Der 21-26. Tickets on sale Sep.
TENDER 18th, 10th, and 2lst, good
returning until September 2Sth,
inclusive
Boston, Mass.-National Edu-
cational Association, July 6 10.
Tickets on sale July 3rd to 9th,
good returning until July 18th. in
elusive.
Denver, Colo.-Christian En-
deayor Society, July 8 13 Dates
of sale announced later.
Detroit Mich.-Epworth League
international Convention, July 16-
10 Tickets on sale July Ia, and
l5, good returning until July 20,
inclusive
Los Angeles, Cal.-General As
sembly, Presbyterian church in the
U. S. A, May 21.June 2. Tickets
on sale May 2od and 18th to 18th,
good returning until July 18th, in
elusive.
San Francisco, Cal-National
Association Master Plumbers of u
s A. May 1922. Tickets on sale
May End and III to II, good return.
ing until July Is, inclusive.
San Francisco, Grand
Army of the Republic, Aug. 1922
Tickets on sale Aug. 4 to Is, good
returning until Got. Is.
Saratoga, N Imperial Coun.
Gil, Ancient Arabic Order Mystic
Shrine. July ITO. Tickets on sale
July 6 and z. good returning until
July 20, inclusive.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27
An EARNEST Soul.

An EARNEST soul
Whatever you set about be in
earnest IF you are making your
toilet. be intent upon the matter
and think of it as the important
event of the day until it is COM!
pleted.
Then turn your forces in other
directions. just as ship turns it's
search light first here, then there,
Illuminating the course it pursues-
So many of us are shilly .shsl-
lying along life in these days.
We do nothing seriously.
We are in earnest about moth
ing
We all want to be multi. million
aires. and we are looking for sud
den and quick methods of success.
By success we mean accommodating
a large fortune.
AS we pursue our daily avoca-
tions. our eye is out for sign "a
millionaire while you wait" Just
as sure as the continual leaking CT
faucet wastes water in reser-
voir, SO this continual frittering of
our mental forces in frivolous and
nonfocused thought wastes our
moral and mental strength.
The man who is in earnest not
only brings the full powers of his
own mind and soul to bear upon
his project, but he draws about
MIN the influences of invisible in
telligences who people space and
come to the aid of the deserving.
Whatever your aim is at this
moment be in earnest. Do you
want an education? Do you wish
a congenial- occupation? Do you
crave success in the arts, profess
sions or tradesP DO you love
some woman and long to win her
affection? Whatever it be, be in
earnest about it. Think of it with
reverence and put all your powers
of mentality and spirituality in
your desire. Then work for your
aim. You must attain it.
The hurry of the time effects us SO,
In this swift-rushing hour, we
crowd and press,
And thrust each other backward as
we go,
And do not pause to lay suffi.
cent stress
Upon that good, strong. true word
earnestness.
In our impetuous haste, could
we but know
Its full, deep meaning, its vast i'm
port. oh.
Then might we grasp the secret
of successI
In that receding age when men
were great,
The bone and sinew of their
purpose lay
In this one word: God likes an
earnest soul
Too earnest to be eager. Soon or
late
1t leaves the spent horde breath
less by the way,
And stands serene, triumphant,
at the goal.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27
b. 81 o. Railroad. One-Way Col
OniSt Rates TO the West.

Tickets on sale daily until June
4th, 1903, inclusive, at all ticket
offices of the B. & O. r. r to
points in Arizona. California, Col
orado, Idaho, Mexico, Montana,
Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, S.
Dakota. Texas. Utah, Washington,
Wyoming and British Columbia,
at greatly reduced rates.
For full information call at tick
ct Offices, B. go. Railroad.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27
Rules to observe if You Want a
Graceful Gait.

Don't tip the shoulders from
side to side when walking. 1t is
an exceedingly ungraceful habit.
Don't throA the shoulders far
back of the line of the hips, nor
hold the arms rightly at the sides.
Don't bend forward when walk
ing, but hold the body erect, with
the chest well arched and the hips
thrown back.
Don't take heavy stride, but
one that is light. free and firm,
balancing the upper part of the
body alternately upon each hip,
without swaying it perceptidly.
Don't take the impetus forward
from the heel. but from the ball of
the foot, with slight spring.
Don't hold the leg stiff, although
it must be held straight. In this
way one walks with the least phys
ical expense and with the greatest
ease. comfort, healthsulness and
beauty.
Don't pitch the head forward.
Excessive relaxation of the neck,
with undue strain of the body, is
awkward, destroying harmony dig
nity-and grace.
Don't fail to remember this
rule. that in walking you should
carry yourself so that plumb line
dropped from your nose. would fall
just an inch in front of your great
toe.
Don't bend the knee in walking.
No one wants to appear weak
kneed. If you do. you cannot be
a poem when you walk.
Don't wear shoes run down at
the heels, and don't wear-high-
heeled and narrow toed shoes.
They are the inveterate enemies of
grace.
Don't acquire the athletic, swing
ing gait, although it is the fad of
the hour.
Don't dIop forward from the
waist, another fashionable style of
walking, and an exceedingly ugly
one.
Don't walk too far at first when
taking up outdoor exercise for the
sake of your complexion. Stop
just short of being tired.
Don't waddle from side to side
when mounting stairs.
Don't trudge as though trying 10
push holes in the steps Take
each step with a spring motion.
Don't run up stairs. Go slowly
and deliberately. Remember that
you are lifting the weight of the
body many times, and it is no light
exercise.
Don't tread on the ball of the
foot only. Put the whole foot,
heel and all, lightly but squarely
on the step.
Don't bend over double when
ascending fight of stairs. Give
the lungs full play, for you need
plenty of breath.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27

The Mills Lumber Company of
Gallipolis have shipped out of
Gallia county, this year over, 100
car loads of locust posts. Just a
few days ago they shipped II car
loads.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27

II understood you to say the
house was a brownstone front, :"
said the house hunter.
"Ohl No." replied the slick real
estate man. 81 told you it was a
brown front"
Hugh! It's nothing but plaster
painted"
"True, butt all hand painted. j"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1903-05-27
OA3ToREA.
Bear, the N The Kind You Have Always Bought
''ss s I1AzZSs1

well. Bobby, what do you
want to be when you grow upP"
Bobby (who has just been pun
ished by his mother AN orphant.