Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-09-23

This world is but q deeting show
and all the best seats are taken.
Some men are black balled in
clubs and some are gh-balled.
A stumbling block to one man may
be a stepping stone to another.
It makes a man feel like an Indian
when the band plays Hiawatha.
No man can be a perfect cynic 90
long as he thinks himself perfect.
"Know thy SELF" but don't Overdo
the thing by being too exclusive.
Some fellows are always either fall
ing In love or having a falling out.
Consistency lie q jewel, but some
women regard iewelry IS vulgar.
A mans friends sometimes cause
him more anxiety than his enemies.
Chorus girls money goes a very
short way when 1t comes to clothes.
Il takes more money to be a million
aire now than it did fifty years ago.
Lots of people would rather die a
natural death than send for a doctor.
Intuition Is what q woman thinks
che has when she makes a good guess.
It isn't 20 much what the college
graduate is going to be as what he Is.
The girl with freckles may have
perfect eyes and yetshe wears specks.
The man who travels the road to
ruin generally takes a through train.
The girl who wears her heart on her
sleeve must expect to have 1t jostled.
You can't always tell from the size
of a woman's shoe how big her foot Is
It is generally the bald headed mar
who has the most to say aoout red
hair.
The people who think they are al
ways in the right occasionally get
left.
The social scale shows that lots of
people are weighed and found want
ing.
Mr.. Oxnard thinks be will be able to
beet his way to the United States Sem
ate.
The Sultan seems more and more in
clined to dispose of the Bulgarians en-
bloc.
A good many men would be poorer
today il their ancestors had left them
more.
The weather man may we'll exclaim,
"What a fall was there, my country
men,"
The flush of victory may be exem-
plihed by a one-card drawn in apoker
game.
Even the fellow who gets the repu-
tatiOn Of being q fire eater may take
water.
The fact that talk is cheap is the
reason women indulge 10 IL to such an
extent.
Never Judge an actress by the dia-
mOnds she thinks you think she
wears
Female pickpockets are rare, No
lady will pick any pocket but her hus-
bands.
Pity the misguided amateur garden
or who tries to live on the vegetables
he raises.
It is possible to work yourself up in
the world by treading on other peo-
ple's toes
Some people follow the fashions
closely without ever quite catching up
with them.
The man who contributes to a
churchfund does 80 &c q guarantee Of
good faith.
Hon. Joseph Chamberlaln's protsc-
ton ideas appear to be operating on q
sliding scale.
It has been said that 3 number OF
society MI never pay anything but
compliments.
The moth may not be much Of a
dancer but he frequently attends a
camphOr call,
It takes a maid to make a widower
think Of bis loss and a widow to male
him forget it.
The mat who considers himself q
brick never boasts Of being a common
clay specimen.
It looks like Mr.. Folk win be be
naminated in a walk. Honesty pays
even IN Missouri.
More stones are rolled 10 the way Of
q kicker than an indulgent man. A
mill must be fed.
The pass hend need not delude him
self with the idea that he can get into
heaven that way.
The fellow who makes q practice Of
hugeing the girls soon becomes known
as q perfect bear.
81 takes s man WithA wonderful self
control to loos sad IL \ poker game