Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-25

'"oh' LUG new 10 iallon In many ways |
is preferable to his present quarters.
Annie-Better doctor your health !
before applying identifying remedies.
I'D youaself Of constipation, indiges-
ton with Rocky Mountain Tea, and |
you'll have beautiful complexion.
30 cents Eagle drug store,
+. e. Mcintyre commenced work yes
terday morning repairing his store
building Oh Wall street. New hard
woop floors will be laid and new fix,ur-
es will be put in. The latter were or
dered through f. G. Hall & co are of
Georgia pine and will no doubt be the
neatest store fixtures IN the city
The following notice is pasted Gu
fence over in Trempeleau county:
IF any mans or women's crows or
oxen gifts into these here oats, his or
her tail will be cut off, as the case may
be. am aChristian man aud pays my
taxes but DIN man who lett his crit
tiers loose says l, !"
WANTED-A trustworthy gentle-
man or lady in each county to manage
business for an old established house
Of solid financial standing. A streight
bona tida salary of $l8 paid each Mon
day with all expenses direct from
headquarters. Money advanced for ex-
penses. Enclose addressed envelope.
Manager, $40 Caxton Bldg, Chicago,
Ill. 9-4-26
There are fewer business failures
among farmers then among any other
class, and more men being without cap
ital are the owners OF q good busi-
ness in farming than many other voca-
tion. IF you are not successful in your
present business, try your hand at farm
ing, be thrifty and persevering and you
will always make good living, and
you will be one of the most independ-
ent men on earth.
o. w. Avery will start his mill up
again for q few days next Monday Mr..
Avery will renovate the mill to quite
an extent and put in q planer the COM
ing winter. He ia also considering the
ACCESSIBILITY of putting in q small feed
mill to do custom work forthe farmers.
This is something that is needed here
quite bad, and if he decides to put one
in will no doubt receivea liberal pat
ronage.
A certain young man of the village
had an experience few nights ago
which he don't saything about, AS he
was passing along the streets he saw an
animal of genius "Meyhitis Americana.
In the darkness he mis.ook it for a
black and white cat and attempted to
kick it off the sidewalk. He was only
second in discovering his mistake
and it is safe to say that that young
man will give all animals wide berth
in the night time in the future.
One OF Brown Bros logging locomo-
tives at State Line jumped the track
last Saturday afternoon, rolled down a
steep enbankment and was badly de-
molished. AT the time the accident
happened the engine was going at a
good rate OF speed. the engineer, Ed.
Washburn, of this city. together with
his fireman narrowly escaped serious in
jury, A pet dog owned by one OF the
instantly killed. The wrecked engine
was removed to the car shop at Amigo
where it is now undergoing repairs.
New North.
! A man who was afraid OF thunder
crawled into hollow log as place OF
safety during thunder. storm. The
| thunder rolled and the rain poured
down in torrents and the old log begun
to swell up till the poor fellow was we'd
ged in so tight that he could not get
out, He was long ways from any
habitatiou and he knew he must die.
| All his past sins began passing before
him. Suddenly he remembered that he
not paid his newspaper subscription
and he felt so small that he was able 10
back right out Eek,
CURE For LovE,-Take II ounces OF
dislike, one pound of resolution, two
grains of common sense, = ouLces ofez-
perience, Il large sprig of time and three
quarts of cooling water OF consideration
set them over the general fire OF love,
sweeten it whit the sugar of forgetful-
ness skim it with the spoon OF melan-
choly put it in the bottom of your heart
and cork it with the cork of clean con-
science, let it remain and you quickly
find ease and be restored to your senses
again, These things can be had oil
the apothecary at the house OF under
standing, next door to reason, on Clay
street.--Ex.