The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12

rect undher tn kings mahogany ivry uay at dinner an on tn mahogany most lv tn rest iv tn time. He inthratooced tps tpeHIn E Gnalrs Tn tn Tile palace an taught sh rr-rlnch nobility how to rock without Ialin out, No wan cared how he dhress- eu. lie attinded tn coort rayciptions in a Jumper an leather brooches wan day an Kird tn 1e& & gay all tn nobility includin' tn fg hing come in Jumpers an leather Dreecnes, He blowed in his tay to make IL cool an afther that all tn Fr-rinch arr ffystoGracy fs cud be seen blowin' into their tay. He wore hat that had shtud hin, jn good stead through tin hard winters on Ln road an tn gr-reatest nobles fin trance tookto sittin on their hats be
 !Ie rure goin out, Ii make thim look like th'
 Hat Obadiah which had become tn stvle
 An whin he wint away, which he did not because he was not succissful but he cause he needed fresh fine cut he was tn rile family. "ii
 ihim was tn modest days iv tn rav- public, Htnnissy. It's dir rent now that we've become wurruld power. Tn suHer1n's iv some iv our ambassadures on account iv their clothes has been tI,r- r'ble. was r-readin' tn sad ease i iv 't[, tb, ambassadure to Rooshya, tn Hon 'rable Charleymayne Tower iv PhilIydelnhv
 Pa. If I had that name. diyyle czsr v, wud scare me. I'd ask f'r no unyform.
 Tn name itsilf is unyform enough. Some names sounds like overalls: some sonnds Ike long coat an a high hat, but Char leymayne Tower sounds like tn clothes boss knights timplar wears iyry three years. It has forty pounds iv epauIets on Its shoulders. It's tn kind iy a name Gin ral Miles wud like to wear f'r A unv
 form. If l had that name I'd go to th. palace in sheet an ixpict tn guards to tall down on their faces. But ali tn time ne ne wa was III m saint Petersburg, Charley mayne Tower suffered tn gr-reatest tor ture on account iv tn clothes he had on an tn clothes he didn't have on. He had no unyform. At coort rayciptions he looked like a plain clothes man at a @ aaiIcy pail; lie was enable to perform amy lV tn gr-reat jooties iv an ambas- sadure. lvry shtep was blocked be his nlls rable attire. He was double-crossed De tn lowliest iv diplomats who were en- titled to put on glad. bright things whin they wint to see tn Czar. Wan day he come rollin' up to tn palace carryin' in tn tail iv his simple black coat a mos important threaty. He had made nanny attimpts to have this threaty signed be th tl Czar but tn Czar had always spurned nm own to tn machinations iv Lord Ronald, tn English ambassadure an
 Neecont Boulbaze, tn Fr-rinch ambassa- dure. Both these naughty ambassadures had window dhresser firm a gint's fur American ambassadure stood alongside 1v thim, tell ye he looked cheap
 But this day Charleymayne Tower was prepared to brave tn Czar on his very tltoHe' ne Eoileu up Tn ms carredge an tn sintry cried: Who goes there? Tn ambassadure iv tn United States iv America, huroo!' says tn coachman. That man?' says tn sintry. TO tn kitchen dure with ye, waiter he says. Well, tn ambassadure stifled his rage an attimpted to explain about himsilf an tn sintry run him in. Yes, sir, he run in tn ambassadure iv these United States an they was jus about to take his phottygraft an sind him off in tn Black Maria to Sibeerya whin gran jock | come along an identified him an they let him go He hurrid to tn throne room where Nicholas, Czar iv Rooshya, was settin on his rile throne. an took his place in line. Tn ambassadure iv Eng | land wore tn gorjous unyform iv his sta ton: tn ambassadure iv France jingled with medals; tn ambassadure iv Chiny wore pink an green tea gown. Wan be wan they was presinted an tn Czar com
 plmented tim on their clothes. Very | tasty, Lord Ronald Handsome pants we're wearin' on this day, Veecont.' Ling | Ching, me wife, tn Czaretta, wants me to ask ye tn name iv yeer dhressmaker. But whin tn ambassadure iv tn United | States bent his proud knee befure tn Czar. tn naughty monarch said with an | evil smile: Carson, bring tn check. Oh, hAs Yint on. pretindin' to jus recognize