The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1903-11-01
(The Montana Press.)


Could you use wad big enough to choke
a hippopotamus? Does the sight of a
bill collector give you thirst for Goods
sassyparila? Do you have goose bumps
when you see the sheriff? Is the mort
gage on your house so heavy that it makes
the roof sag? Do you have rush of
FLOOD to the head when you find a dime
in an old vest pocket? Do you ever sit
and dream how happy you would be if
some millionaire would die and leave you
$25?
Well; there are thousands just like you ;
thousands who are hard up because, as
Secretary Pshaw says, there are not
enough dollars in the country'-and he
knows, because he is in constant touch
with the men who have money; they are
touching him every day to give them more
government money, without interest,
for them to lend at interest. No wonder
Thousands like you? Yes; millions; and
since Secretary Pshaw says asset currency
will furnish the more dollars that are
needed, the Uncle Sam Rubber Currency
Corporation has been formed-a purely
charitable organization to relieve the dis
tress and insure a continuation Of our
perity.
MONETIZE EVERYTHING.
Prosperity depends on the dollars in
circulation. Secretary Pshaw says So
Dollars depend on assets. Congressman
Fowler says so. Why be a Bryanite I?
Why dream of reconciliation of silver
when you can monetize all your property
through the Uncle Sam Rubber Currency
Corporation? Monetize all your property
for its full value and get as much more.
Why work yourself when you can work
others? The Uncle Sam Rubber Cur
rency Corporation will issue money to you
in the name Of the United States govern
ment on any old thing. and you will re-
tain ownership. possession and use Of
your assets. It's better than a license
to steal.
The Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Cor
pcration. with a capitalization of $685.
000,000,o0O, of which s16.S0 is paid up
and IN the treasurer's pocket, is now
ready for business 1t is incorporated
urder the wise laws of New Jersey and
its books are open in the offices
of Ketchen, Cheatem & Skinnem. 4, H.
"A Grafters' Building, Weehawken, n. J.
The Capital stock of 1926 200, 100000 is
divided into One hundred billion shares,
of a par value of s2.35 per share.
To Introduce these shares to the public,
and to show that it is not hog, the
Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Corporation
will sell the first $4,000, 100000 shares at
the bargain-counter price of g., cents a
share full-paio. non-assessable and with
no personal liability. Buy now and thus
save 50 a share. Remember that O penny
saved Is a penny earned, so every pur-
chaser of 10000 shares can earn $4,000
III less than half minute by drawing
his check for $1,000. AS soon as you get
the 10000 shares they will be your assets,
and on them the Uncle Sam Rubber Cur
rency Corporation will issue to you s23,-
600 of its Guaranteed Asset Rubber Cur
rency!
Of the One Hundred Billion Shares of
the Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Corpora
ton a total of As shares has been sold,
and when 100 shares have been sold the
corporation will begin to issue it's Guar
apteed Rubber Notes. Congressman
Fowler has spoken for the first note to
be issued and has deposited as an asset
for it bound volume of the Congression-
al Record He will use the note as Ex-
bibit A of the great speech he will make
in favor of Rubber Currency when Con-
gress assemblies.
Other exhibits of assets on which
the Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Corpora
ton will issue its guaranteed notes arc
now locked up in the United States treas
ury vaults, guarded day and night By
Secretary Pshaw and picked army and
navy officers for whom TIE physicians
have prescribed light exercise between
meals. These exhibits consist of 10 bush
els of onions tons of scrap iron,
boxes of old clothes, / wood-shed dam
aged by fire and ~ postnoles slightly
sweled py water. but large enough for
small posts.
MANY ENDORSEMENTS.
The Uncle Sam Rubber Currency Cor
poration has the written opinions Of Con-
gresham Fowler, Secretary Pshaw and
Senator Aldrich that it's plan of operation
Is perfect. Secretary Cortelyou says its
publicity is unimpeachable. The British
ambassador says the Bank Of England
has no such assets as those deposited in
the United State treasury vaults. The
Turkish miniter has granted our cor
poration franchise to operate in Tur-
key, ard says that if we will open a
branch in Constantinople the Sultan will
be able to pay his debts within twenty
four hours.
Postmaster General Payne has applied
for permission to deposit the post office
scandals as assets. In a hearty endorse
ment Of our plan Of operations, Secre-
tary Wilson proposes government owner
ship of strawstacks, so that the straw
can be assetted by the government and
be used to make paper for Rubber Cur
rency The Pennsylvania Railroad Com
rany is making arrangements to deposit
all its wrecked freight cars in the United
States treasury vaults as assets for ex-
hibit when Congressman Fowler makes
his great speech. President Roosevelt
will asset the navy and get money to
buy tho railroads and coal mines.
According to Secretary Pshaw and 9TH
ers who have made financiers by appoint
ment 10 United States treasury positions,
there could be no panics Il every one
could realize on his assets: that is, If the
assets of the country are capitalized and
monetized and money issued on them.
The Uncle Sam Rbber Currency Corpora
tion has been formed for the Purpose of
capitslizing assets and issuing money on
them with this rrea. advantage to the