The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-05-19
OUTLINES OF OKLAHOMA.

Roosevelt and Ferguson" How that
rankles in Bob Nef1's bosom,
Blackwell has struck two small veins OF
gas Somebody should go hunting for the
main.
The governor is at AIva today. The
board Of regents for normal schools meets
there.
Lone wolf is bowling Hobart. so 1t IS
charged. is trying to get the Orient away
from it.
The ". c. T L. is to be commended
That organization is driving the cheap
show houses out of the territory
Noble county has taken her stand with
Jim Houston and il viii take more than
circumstantial evidence 10 alter it.
As the entry book for the national COM
mitteeman race is still open. hereby is
entered Tom Neal and John GolObie.
The town in Kiowa county is undecided
whether to incorporate as Harrison or
GOtebo. II might be called ''Goteho Har-
riSon."
The young men of southern Oklahoma
have the northern boys bested. They
must hurry. however, if they would hold
this distinction.
The manager Of the Guthrie show house
has announced himself against the w. c.
T. L. An ordinance has just been passed
prohibiting Sunday theaters.
There was gasoline stove explosion
near Lone Wolf last week without a
woman in the case. And yet they say
there is nothing new under the sun.
Opportunity has again surrendered. At
Harrison. when the hotel seemed doomed
by fire, fire extinguisher agent appeared
on the scene with his goods" and saved
the building.
The Ringwood County Leader says that
no more rain is needed for the wheat in
Woods county; news too good to be true.
j. V. Admire says Oklahomans don's
want statehood.
Roberts has just brought a revolution
in Dewey county to a peaceful close. The
county doctor out there refused TO pro-
coed with the charitable killing, unless
the county commissioners quit trim
ming his bills.
Judge T. P. Gore. the blind orator, de-
clares that he hasn't figured on the posi-
ton of United States senator. Neverthe-
less he is fully aware that he created
some mighty firm stepping stones in the
last legislature.
Watonga epublican: The fellows" who
secretly worked up the sanitarium agita-
ton in the legislature and at the same
time openly claimed TO be friends to the
administration will probably hear from it
later on. The mills that grind slowly
grind surely.
Enid Wave: An Enid boy had just be
gun clerking in Faubions grocery store
when customer came in and asked for
some green apples. He looked all over
the store and said: mo, We have no
green apples" After the customer went
out, the proprietor said: What was il
you told that person we were out OFF,
why. l told him We were out of green
apples" why there is a whole barrel
OF apples" Yes. | know it. but they are
red ones and he wanted green ones"
Then he learned that some apples might
be green and also red. English is such a
funny language.
Blackwell News: Every man has pass
ed through that period wherein he was
neither man nor boy. 1t was his calfhOod.
that period of his life when he was too
big to be a boy and too small and too
alecky to be a man. 1t Is that stage IN
life where the calf frequently wants TO
be tough. In that event he generally
herds in droves of three or four. II there
is tinhorn gambler in town the tough
calf copies him in maners and dress. The
tough calf generally wears an open front
shirt in warm weather, and this. together
with the ends of his collar and the ends
of his necktie. he leaves unfastened IN
order to show the artistic job Of laundry
ing his mother performed upon his sauze
undershirt. He is always armed with q
sack of tobacco and package of cigar
cite papers and his jaw becomes under
shot from trying TO look tough and ex-
haling cigarette smoke He is passing
through that formative period where the
height of his ambition is to be a detective
or a baseball pitcher.