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homa-and SD lively, please,-Ncw
York Mail and Express.
There's only one of the territories as
piring to statehood that seems to be posi-
lively Ok.-Bcston Herald.
Why shouldn't Hawaii be happy. with
the new cable working and no special
need for Boston Globe.
Foreign governments are doing wha,
they can to keep James Monroes mem.
DRY green.-Rochester Herald
. Chicago has had another hotel ire.
As a rule it Isl hard TO find a wel-heated
Chicago hotel---Atlanta Journal.
so far the labor leaders have not adj
, vised their meA to save their money and
go a-gunning fcr President Illiot.--Wash-
ington Post
Chicago leads in hogs" says an ex-
change Every stranger who ever visit
ed the Windy City viii believe this.--St.
Paul Dispatch,
1t seems hard for sIow-goiug Europe
80 realize that the days of buccaneering
on the Spanish main were ever long ago.
Toledo Blade.
Every time Europe agitates the Mon
roe doctrine il makes it rlore substan-
tial quantity ia international affairs
Washington Star.
President Eliot of Harvard still in
sists upon proving to the public how
far off he is or the labor questionable
lanta Constitution.
If the extreme view of the hereafter il
correct, the anthracite coal mine owners
will probably be roasted ON soft-coal fires.
--Boston Traveller.
The University of Wisconsin needs
medical department about as much ms
hen needs tloth brush.--AIilwaukee
Evening Wisconsin.
It there's any side of the labor eues-
ton that President Eliot has neglected
to swat he will shortly arrange TO let
drive.-Hartford Post
New Mexico and Arizona cannot get
INTO the omnihas Oklahoma has pre-
empted all of the seating space.-St
Louis GlobeDemocrat.
Mrs. Molineux will probably tell the
divorce court that during the past four
years her husband never came home
higlts.-EIartfo'd Post.
Now that the coal dealers have learned
how much the public can be forced TO
pay they will wonder why they never did
it before.--Detroit Tribune.
A Chicago ordinance fOrbids BARRIERS
talking while 1T work There are not
enough soldiers,ir Illinois to enforce this
Observation-Disclosures Inquirer.
Is it the perversity of Fate or the
fendish revenge of the trusts that has
reduced the price of neat while coal is
impossible ?-Detroit Journal
The various substitutes for eonl We
hear so much about viii probably be
ready in a briich about next Fourth Of
July New Yprk Commercial
Coal is now being shipped by express
from New England. We may next ex-
pect to see it come by registered mail or
parcel delivery .-Galesburg Mail
If Carnegie really wants to he an edi-
tor, we can steer him against several Of
the gentry down here who will swap
even with hina-Atlanta Constitution.
Composer liascagni. to compose his
discomposed nerves, is writing book ON
dis disagreeable and disastrous tour of
the United States.-rere Haute Ga
zette.
While reading 4 newspaper a st. Louis
woman fell asleep and all efforts to wake
her have proven fruitless. The name of
the paper is not made public.-Denver
Post.
Nevertheless and notwithstandin.
those who have friends in Indanola,
Miss, win do well to direct their letters
via the rear-door route.-W ashington
Post
Al, 81 Is, Il -x-rs
streams just now may account for the
thinness of some of Marse Henry's re-
cent ucubrations.--C CONNER
cial Tribune.
Thanks to wireless telegraphy, Cam
ada can now whisper into John Bulls
ear If every cable was seized and de-
stroyed by hostile heets.-Toronto Mall
and Express.
Now for n navy that can whip any
thing Europe can offer. This Venezuela
affair is hint enough; battlesbip for
every State and territory.-St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
The Sultan Of Bacolod is wnrlilSe
again. and calls us american hogs" Bnt
the Sultan should remember SPANS adj
venture with the Yankee pigs. Mil
waukee Sentinel.
Those saucy messages which the Sui
gan of Bacolod is sending us remind one
Of the remark which the little boy made
when he saw his father taking the strap
down off the nail.-Detroit Journal
The Sultan of Bacolod, it seems, has
been calling our soldiers pigs again. The
Sultan of Bacolod will find himself root
I'd out Of his hole pretty soon if he keeps
up that sort of thing.-Syracuse Herald.
1t is encouraging TO note the promise
Of the anthracite miEe operators that
there will be q normal supply of coal by
next fall. In the meantime, however.
The people will have TO get along as best
they can.-Cleyelan Leader.
The papers are publishing numerous
directions telling people how to save coal.
Now, If some one will supplement this adj
vice with trustworthy information es to
low to get coal, long-felt want will be
flled.-Philadelo hia Inquirer.
Mr. Edison Is reported to be in search
of method By which electricity can be
Inade directly from coal, thereby produc-
Ing electricity on n more economical ba-
Sis 1t seems odd 10 hear coal and econ
9pg mentioned in the same connection
Baltimore Herald
Admiral Lord Charles Beresford Of the
British navy declared in London the 9th
ar day that "tIe United States could
sghtp the world frcm any standpoint
whatever" Right, Of course. But how
lid a British naval chieftain happen to
Ehipk of itf--Toledo Times.
A Duluth student Of the occult thinks
-haf Marconi's system can be used to es-
sablish communication between the ma
rerial and the spirit worlds. One thing
shout this theory is certain-that the
fees in the case will all be collected at
the material erd Of the line.-Ba!timore
american.
: No wonder that the wife of an ordi-
nary magazine writer in Brooklyn OBJ
jected 50 strongly TO his continuing In
the profession that he beat her with a
ropes end. II ilB just been made pub
lie that the estate left by Bret Harte
amounted TO only 81, So0.--Newark Even
bag News.
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