Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-08-26
COPYRIGHT, 1905.

! spent with reckless
hand
Jewels are worn in lavish and nro
fuse display and where thinks absolutely nothing pouring
IS cents perfume
particularly fashionable society
Newport people lead fast and reckless le frequently
taking his collar the becomes putting
clean much giving second thought
With private valet and ample supply of bone collar buttons
that compelled to rob his sleeve pay his
BOSOM what life of and pleasure enjoy fashionable
Newport!
And ye those who go down Newport at this time
of year with on happier
than other people? those who attend Newport
hops, where the alone worth the price
minute enjoy than the humble who
dance eghoar suit of clothes and sheds his collar
waltz and swings his girl
then winds by knocking fellow member of his social down
with rocking chair for trying the thing? Is the
of Newport where around IS hours of pair Of
shoes that nearly kill really captivating the
life where you get off in quiet yourself
shoes and then find yourself unable to get them again? Is
the who hops and down slick and floor all night
long and half the day with nothing but little
lettuce with machine oil really much happier than his hum
BILE brother who social cabbage
till they have to haul him home in wagon?
To the sied nsed life Newport where you put
different makeup for meal and where they would for the
police raised chair slightly and reached
table for the butter asked host for
SOUP say, such life alurng give me the
simple life Give say the simple life where society
the shortour plan and where wedding
last summers vest without insulting the bride.
know who born and reared quite little distance
he had silk undersht any
tag He had had society subpoena served
him. and he had ne for fear somebody would laugh
at him. But after awhile he invented kind of stewndng
chun and rich and raised family daughters who
Newport where they could waltz around with their back
done and kick SIS train around every night the week they
wanted And before father could block the game he had
Grated and shipped Newport and had hired mansion by the
that he used lost of day. Then
squeezed him dress suit that made him feel like dummy
that had walked away from front of somebody's clothing store
pushed him into the social maelstrom.
When they shared him Newport they told him that he needed
rest and receaon and that would do him world of good get
little social diversion and lightweight
waist for awhile And from the time he morning
retired the next he the gddy trong trying
long he could waltz with without stepping up
and standing e AS boy and he had been
willing worker but he began find the work Newport
heavy for his In the gld old days when he
cuffs and had his hair home he could labor
dusk and then home and do the chores and spank
and beat the hired wrestling match and feel
of breakfast food advertisement But he Newport
His constitution seemed fa They fed him salad
and inlaid hash until he dreaming about three dollars
melodrana per night Gradually he weakened they
had rope him every time before they could lead him
What his constitution needed diet of socks
hours of hard labor day. And of life DEATH
they had recrate him and ship him back where he could his
shirt sleeves and drink his coffee out of And
port The society life is hard and should look envy
upon those who lead it. There harder labor say known
than to stand first foot and then the other through
the long vgs Of the night the with loud persistent
with somebody who little heavy Of hearing and who doesn't
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