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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1903-05-30
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HOLZEL ACADEMY.

A Select Day and Boarding School
For Information Address
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1904 Pacific Avenue, Spokane.
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
AFTER OUR MEN.

An important if true" item that
makes it's appearance in the news col
umns reads thus: 1.-The gossips of New
York are awaiting with interest the
visit to that city of a number of Eng
lish women of title, who are said to be
planning to turn the tables on the gal
axy of American girls who have mar
ried high horn Englishmen." What this
means, if it means anything, is that the
English girls have got tired of seeing
the American girls take their pick of
the marriageable men in the old coun-
try and thus securing the titles that
ought to be theirs, and that, by way
of retaliation, they purpose coming over
here and marrying American men of
money This plan has it's disadvant-
ages, from the standpoint of the Eng
lish women, but it will at least give
them share in the golden fortunes of
America, which they cannot enjoy if
they remain at home and wait for the
American girls to carry their fortunes
across the sea. 1t is the English men,
not the English women, who reap the
advantage from that sort of thing.
The chief disadvantage of the scheme
is that there are no titles in the United
States, and that English women cannot
transmit their titles to their husbands.
Thus Lady Clara We're de We're of Eng
land becomes plain Mrs. John Smith
when she marries the millionaire pork
packer of Cincinnati. Meanwhile John
Smiths grown-up daughter, by the
mere fact of marrying in England, may
shed her provincialism and plebeian an
tecedents as she would her cloak and
become Lady Gwendolyn Montmorency,
and, with her dot of a million, cut a
wide swath among the blue bloods of
the realm. Now it may be that Lady
Clara has reached the conclusion that
a title in comparative poverty is not
quite so desirable as forty trunks full
of silks and satins, a palace for each
season and a steam yacht and is, there
fore, willing to give up titles and
aristocratic atmosphere for Smith and
his millions. We say this may be. but
we do not believe it is. There is no
stickler for social distinction like a
woman. Except for the wills of
the women, England and France
would doubtless be as bare of
titles of nobility to-day as the
United States. Men are more
democratic. The majority of men do
not care one whit more for lord
than they do for a laborer. But the
women dearly love lord. If Lady Clara
We're de We're could, possibly, raise John
Smith of Cincinnati to be a lord, she
would like we'll enough. no doubt, to
attach him and his money But since
she cannot do that, we incline to the
opinion that she would vastly prefer
to make over her dresses and retain her
title,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
~er-a-------------------
Forgot He Was Married.

She knew before she married him that
he was absent-minded, and while they
were on their wedding journey she real
lied that all the stories she had heard
about him were not the exaggera tions
she believed them to be before that
happy event, says the New York Press.
The final blow fell, however, on the
day after their return home.
He had gone to his work. They lived
away uptown, and she did not expect
him home to dinner until o'clock.
When that hour came and passed she
began, after the manner of brides, to
grow nervous. At $3.50 she went down.
stairs to the telephone in the hall and
tried to call up his office. Central re-
piled, after an agOnizing interval, that
no one answered the call. Then the
young wife called up her brother-in-
law She pleaded with him to help
find the injured Benedick, for she had
visions of her husband having been
knocked down in the street and taken
to the hospital. The brother only
laughed.
He's forgotten he's married" he said.
Don't bother. He'll turn up all right
You'll have to get used to this sort of
thing, so you might as well begin at
once"
She said he was a brute, and damned
the receiver into it's hook. Then she
went upstairs again and waited, wait
ed, in an agony of spirit, until II
o'clock, when a key ratified in the lock
and the door opened, admitting the lost
husband, who seemed amazed to find
her in his arms.
"Oh, john" she sobbed, Il thought
you were dead"
After he had comforted her for a few
moments she dragged the story out OF
him.
You see, darling" he explained
shamefacedly, getting back to regular
work at my desk threw me into my
old ways again, and after l left the Of
flee 1 went over to my old apartment
in Brooklyn. l had the key STILL and !
let myself into the rooms, lit the gas
and sat down to go on with the case ]
hadn't finished when l left the Office
The man l had sold my things to
hadn't disturbed one of them, so there
was nothing, you see, dearest, to sug-
gest a change. About IL oclock-yes
l had forgotten all about my dinner-a
man came into the room, stared at me
and yelled, What are you doing here?
/ got mad at once, of course, and said
sharply, These are my rooms They re
not he replied, they're mine. I've just
rented them from Wilcox Then it came
over me in a flash what 1 had done.
But why didn't you telephone me
from there. dearest?'
Really, darling, I'm afraid l forgot
that too
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
Corbin's Executive Way.

Gen. H. c. Corbin, who is to COM
mand the United States army in the
Department of the East, with head
quarters at Governors Island, New
York, is popular with those who have
business in connection with his Office,
says the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
He does things promptly and with as
little red tape as the rules and regu-
lations will permit. A prominent Ohio
man tells the following story in illus
tration of that fact:
1t was during the Spanish-American
war. A farmer in a small town of Ohio
wrote to this gentleman at Washing
ton asking that something might be
done about his son. He had enlisted
while not of age, was not we'll, and
was located in a camp in one of the
Southern states
Il called on Gen. Corbin, at the adju-
tant generals office" the gentleman
said, prepared for a long siege. and
to meet much difficulty. l saw him
and stated the case, and asked him
If he could persuade the President to
take the matter up. He asked a mum.
Der of questions and then stepped
into another room for a minute or
two.
He then came back and sat down.
We talked on current topics for a mo-
ment or SO and 1 arose to go. In about
how long may I expect to hear from
you general l said. I would like
to write the father and hold out some
hope of his sons discharge, if posi-
ble?'
"'Oh. about the boy. I meant to
tell you said the general, 1 guess he
will get home as soon as the letter
would get there. I have ordered his
discharge by telegraph, and he is pos
sibly on his way to the station by this
time
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
CURRENT COMMENT.

The New York World (Dem.) says:
1.-The financing of some of the trusts
might be called ordinary swindling-
if it were not extraordinary.
The Chicago Record Herald Qnd.)
says; Mayor Harrison has demon
strated that it is sometimes a good
plan to make a startling declaration.
The necessity of proving it may bring
out important facts"
The Philadelphia Record (Dem.) says:
Tax yourselves, my countrymen,' i'm
plores ex-Minister Chamberlain, in
order that our manufacturers may con-
tinue to carry on Improbable bust
nesses. He does not appear to be
making great Roadway"
The Baltimore American (Rep.)
says: Russia is requiring the Sui
tan of Turkey to behave TO his Mace
DOMAIN subjects and Korea is asking
of Japan protection from Russia 1t
seems to be quite an interesting little
game of tag over there"
The Louisville Courier Journal Dem
says: president Roosevelt decides,
contrary to the views of Civil Service
Commissioners Foulke and Green, that
fourth-class postmasters do not come
within the classified civil service. and
will not restore Miss Huldah Todd to
Office. This decision 1t is said. will
add to the patronage OF Senators some
thing like TO- 900 offices, that being about
the number of fourth-class post
masters"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
PARTRIDGES.

Attention has been called before to a
strange misuse of words which has
crept into our Southern speech since
the Civil War. This is the habit we
have fallen into of calling partridges
quail" No one in the South, at least
no educated person, ever called a part
ridge quail before the war The mis-
homer was imported from the North
after the Civil War, and is a part OF
the legacy which was left in the South
by the influx OF Northern visitors OF
all sorts during the first few years
after the close of the war. Strange to
say, many of our people showed dis
position TO initiate the habits of the
North after the war, including mac
curacies of speech.
1t would seem that the standard die
tionaries, especially the Century, would
have sufficed to show that partridge
was the correct name of the game bird
alluded to. The matter has been taken
up by the Ornithological Union OF the
United States and it has, after ex-
animation, decided that the Bob White
which we all know so well, is a part
ridge and that the quail is a different
bird. In the Century magazine for Oc-
tober of the present year is a very
interesting and instructive article. by
Mr. Dwight w. Huntington, entitled
Field Sports Of To-day" In COM
menting upon the various game laws
Of the different states, he uses this
expression: The word partridge
should, of course. be used instead of
quail in all game laws. Since there
are no quail in North America, a con-
Wction, under the Ohio law, would be
hardly possible"
The Ohio statute made the same mis-
take that some of our Georgia laws
have heretofore made and called the bird
quail The last act passed by our
Legislature on the subject, however,
uses both terms 80 that in a prosecu-
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11

From the Baltimore American.
I'll tell you a cure for the worst case
of blues
That ever drove man to commingle
with booze.
I've tried it myself quite as numer-
Gus times
AS I've fingers and toes or occasion
for rhymes.
IT'S this: When a purpling horizon
I jolly some fellow that's bluer than
me.
You never have felt in your life, Til
assert.
So deep and so strong a sensation of
hurt
But that, if you sought mid the men
that you knew,
You'd find some poor devil whose tint
ing of blue
Would make your own color seem tame
by its side
So try on this rue 1 so often have
tried.
When next the blue devils have camp
ed on your trail,
And all you can see for yourself is to
fail,
Just hustle around till you find some
poor cuss
Who's muddled to death with some
terrible muss-
Just size up his trouble, forget you
are blue,
And jolly the fellow that's bluer than
you.
S. W. Gillian.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
The Real Thing in Toothaches.

"Geewhitaker! Jumping Moses! But
it was the worst case of toothache 1
ever bumped against" he said, accord
ing to the New York Press. 1T was
easy in the early part of the evening,
but when midnight arrived 1t got busy
for fair. Liniment, hot and cold water
and all the rest of the standard RENE
dies were applied without avail. Seven
thousand devils, with seven thousand
redhot sledges, hammered. hammered
and hammered away at the throbbing
nerve. That tooth stood upon its head,
rolled over the carpet and hung out
of the window. 1t growled, grumbled,
moaned and muttered, laughed. cried,
ran, walked, trotted, galloped, sailed,
flew, dug and eXcavated, and did every
thing under the heavens but quit and
go to sleep like a decent tooth and stop
monkeying-"
But why didn't you have it ex-
tracted? 2"
Just as soon as Brown could get to
the dentists he"
Great Scott. man! Wasn't it your
tooth?"
No; it was Browns
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11

WELCOME ANNOUNCEMENTS.
TWO welcome announcements were
made yesterday. One was that Sa-
vannah had been granted tourist rates
by the great trunk line railroads, and
! the other was that the Southeastern
| Tariff Association had agreed to re-
rate the city for fire insurance on a
! first-class basis, with a possible 10
cents deficit charge on account of
water pressure.
For number of years Savannah
has urged her claims to being made a
| tourist point with special rates. The
/ favor had been shown other South
! ern cities having no more attractions
| and no more salubrious winter climate,
| and there was apparently no reason
why the same consideration should not
! be extended to her. During the past
several seasons there has been a dis
tinctively tourist travel to this city,
which has grown in volume to the
point where it can no longer, with
justice, fail to receive concessions that
are not accorded to the regular CONNER
| cial travel. The making of tourist
! rates will have the effect of increasing
the inflow of visitors from the North
and West, and both railroads and COM
munity will be gamers by the con-
cession. For bringing this matter to
a successful issue thanks are due to
the energetic committeeman who have
freely given time and energies to
working for Savannahs good.
In the matter of the re-rating of the
city for fire insurance, it is to be
regretted that there is still another
condition, or rather penalty, to be con-
sidered The Southeastern Tariff AS
ISOLATION, it seems, still insists on a
domestic water pressure of forty
pounds, and in the absence of such
pressure will exact a deficit charge
of 10 cents. This is better than the
old rating and the 10 cents penalty.
But why is the forty-pound domestic
pressure so strongly adhered to? 1t
has been shown by tests that the
fire pressure can be put on the mains
within a few seconds: that after the
fire alarm is sounded the fire pres
sure manifests itself at the plugs in
a space of time less than that requir-
ed for the engines and hose wagons to
reach the plugs. The higher pressure
is wanted for fire fighting, of course,
and not for domestic purposes. Then,
if it can be had actually before it can
be used. when a fire breaks out, with
the domestic pressure as at present,
what is the use of maintaining the
high pressure all of the time? Why
put the city to the extra, heavy ex-
pense of maintaining a pressure all
the time that is needed only in case
of fire and that is put on promptly
when it is called for? These and SINH
lar questions along the same line, it
| see ms, ought to be answered by the
Southeastern Tariff Association. 1t
must have some good reason for de-
handing the higher domestic pressure,
or it wouldn't be urged. Does an extra
strain on water mains when there is
no fire act as a safeguard against
! fire?
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
---=-------A -
PERSONAL.

Bishop j. S. Foley of Detroit, Mich,
will be 70 years old on Nov. 5, and the
citizens are planning a public recep-
ton.
Col. A. A. Pope has founded a
church without any sectarianism in
Cohasset, Mass in memory of his
son. All are welcome to worship in
the church, Pagan or Christian, Jew or
Gentle.
Mr.. Noel Williams, who has already
written interesting volumes on Nine.
Recamier and Nine. de Pompadour, has
recently completed the first biography
of Nine. de Montespan ever printed in
English.
The memory of Charcot, founder of
the School of Hypnotism in Paris, has
been perpetuated by the chisel of his
wife. The statue just erected at
Lemolon-les- Bains is her work, done
during his life, and is highly esteemed
as a piece of portraiture.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
CRACK TO NATURE. /"

suggestive Of the colloQuy between
Hamlet and the gravedigger is the
queer habit of colony that, seeking
cure for all ills. digs graves and
sleeps in them in Morris county, N.
j. The melancholy Dane banded words
with the churl who unearthed the frag-
ments that inspired the immortal COM
mendation of Poor Yorick" When the
gravedigger was told that it was his
grave because thou lest in it," he
made ready rejoinder that it was not
the Princes, because thou liest out
Of it." Not so could the New Jersey
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
BRIGHT BITS.

Hes a mighty mean man." I'm
what way?" why. he's stone-deaf,
and he never tells the barber until he
is through shaving him. Life.
-He-Let's form a society for mutual
admiration. I, for instance, admire
your beautiful eyes. And what do you
admire in me-"
She-Your good taste Household
Ledger.
--Judge-Why do you wish to be re-
lieved from jury duty?
Citizen-I wear gold watch, and I
don't like the looks of three or four
of the fellows you have already ac-
cepted. New York Weekly.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11

President Spencer of the Southern
Railway and Charles Steele Of !. P.
Morgan & Co., were caught coming
Gown New street the other day, each
munching a red apple, says the New
York Times. A mutual friend mex
them outside the rear entrance of so
Broadway. He glanced at the apples
and laughed.
THE Garden of Eden again-I'll bet
Steele was the devil that tempted TO
this breaking of the conventions"
IF you're looking for your friend
you'll find him at the corner" said
Steele quickly, selling them at two for
five %
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
80 PAGES.
lADL1 ~ NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Meetings-Irish-Ame Friendly
Society.
Special Notices ousekeeper Want
ed, Savannah Female Asylum; We
Call Your Attention, Est, Peter .Schaf-
err: Office Opened, DR.. Walter A.
Norton: Sawmill Property for Sale,
H. Mitchell & Sons; Grocery and Sa-
loon for Sale, Henry Suffer; Ship No
tice, James Johnson, Master; Ladies
Day at the Turkish Bath; Fine Over
coats, E. j. Kennedy; The Best of
Meats, Jas. j. Joyce; Teacher of Or
gan, Voice, Etc. George Blakeley;
Swell Private Boarding House. The
Colonial.
Business Notices-Let Us Fill 1t,
knights Pharmacy; Now is the Time
to Use Cura ChaoDa; The Newest and
Most Popular Books, the Conner Book
Store; Williamson Underfeed
Furnace, Cornweu & Chipman Next
Time, H. Hymes; Cracker-Wheeler
Power Motors, Electric Supply Co.;
Hydra Batteries, Abrahams & Putzel.
Amusements-Mus at the Casino
Sunday afternoon.
Over $1,000 Oldsmobiles Are in Daily
Use-T. A. Bryson.
A Healthy Boy Needs Well-made
Clothes-B. H. Levy & Bro.
Bargain Feast in Silks and Dress
Goods-Daniel Hogan.
We Expect Big Trade Every Day
This Week-Foye & Eckstein.
Fall and Winter Goods-Leopold Ad-
Ter.
New Tailored Suits, Skirts and
Waists-Jackson & Gutman.
Dress Goods, Hosiery, Gloves. Etc
Walsh & Meyer.
Ready-to- Wear Goods-Gustave Eek
stein & Co.
October Days Revive the Need for
Warmer Clothes-B. H. Levy & Bro.
When the Cool Days of Fall Come
Mutual Gas Light Company.
Every Day Adds Additional Charm
Thomas West & Co.
Real Estate-HOrace Rivers.
The Store for the Masses-The Bee
Hive
Wen Laundered Shirts-E. & w.
Laundry.
Their Standard of Quality-Byck
Bros.
A Few Fashion Plate Styles-The
Metropolitan Company.
Do Try a Pound Print of Rockroyal
Butter-McGrath s. Ransford.
Savannah Theater-Fields Minstrels,
Tuesday, Matinee and Night; THE
Professors Love Story" Thursday,
Matinee and Night; The Ligh; OF
Other Days" Friday Night; Ghosts,
Saturday, Matinee and Night.
Foods-Postum Food Coffee.
HOW Does 1t Flt-B. H. Levy &
Bro.
Pronounced in Undisputed Leadership
y. L. Morrison & Co.
Everybody Says-M. Dryfus.'
New Firm, New Goods-Walker-Mul-
ligan Furniture Company.
special-Seaboard Air Line Railway
The Van Keuren Sale-R. Van Keu-
rem & Co.
We Lay Much Strcss-Falk's, Around
the Corner.
He Who Misses the Best Is a Loser
Leo Frank.
Genuine Hot Stuff Stoves-Edward
Lovelrs Sons.
81, 500 for SSS0-R. V. Connerat.
Chi1dren's School Shoes-Globe Shoe
Company.
Auction Sales-Old Hoss Sale, Cen
trail of Georgia Railway, c. H. Dor
sett. Auctioneer; Scales, Carpets, Fur
niture. etc. by c. H. Dorset, Auc-
tioneer.
Medical-Warner's Safe Cure: Her
picide; Duffys Pure Malt Whiskey;
Perun9: Wine of Cardui: DR.. II. c.
Raynor; DR.. !. T. Gault.
Cheap Column Advertisements
Help Wanted; Employment Wanted
For Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal;
Miscellaneous.
The Weather.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
MILL-HAVBN LINE.
Schedule
Effective July Is, 1908
y.1rva 40 CT IN RoxY eAy.oo+

Effective July u, 1903.
Cars run east on Bay street to Whit
aker, south to Broughton, west to
West Broad, south to Margaret.
Cars leave Whitaker and Bay street
for Haven 1920 a. M, $40, 1900,
1920, 500, ETC., and every. 40 minutes
thereafter until $40 p. m.
Cars leave Mill Haven for city *6:40
a. M, 1900. 1920, 7:4O, $40, 900 and
every 40 minutes thereafter until $40
p. M, then at *6:05, $40, 700, $40, 500
and 900 p. m.
Last car leaves Mill-Haven 900 p.
m.
extra, daily except Sunday.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
The weather.

The indications for Georgia for to-
day are for fair weather in west, rain in
east portions, with brisk north winds.
Eastern Florida, fair weather, with
fresh north winds.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11

With so much water already there,
Wall street must have Jared particu-
lsrly hard and had particularly moist
time during the heavy downpour.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
Hoods TarS0pdriLLo
and Pills

Remove all humors, overcome all
their effects, strengthen, tone and
invigorate the whole system.
az had salt rheum on my hands so that
could not work. 1 took Hoods Sarsaparina
and it drove out the humor. 1 continued
its use till the sores disappeared" MRS,
Ira o. BROWN, Rumtord Falls, Me. -,
Hoods SarsapariIIa promises Ia
cure and keeps the promise,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-10-11
I'LL HunaOrs

Are impure matters which the ski,
liver, kidneys and other organs can
not take care of without help, there ia
such an accumulation of them.
They litter the whole system.
Pimples, boils, eczema and otbe,
eruptions, loss of appetite, that tired
feeling, bilious turns, fits of iudiges.
ton, dull headaches and manv Other
troubles are due to them,