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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07
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Leave Lsmberiville Tor Manunka Chunk and
ShoudShurg S.Sh 10 ~ m, t.37. ass and s27 p M.
sunday, 81 am, S2ipm For rhillpshurg aud
EAsion only, b21 y IN weekdays
Leave Frcnchtnwna0s t0i5 am, 2Ol s Is and
Sht y m, week dars, az m. S5I pm sundays
For Phillipshurg aud rastou only d.a, y M. week
days
Arrive at Phillips burg ali aud liI7 IN. 2l2,
S 4, - aud n pin. Sunday, 10 - ~, % y m.
Leave Phi lipshurg 7.2h, . Is and HOE a N. e
sal aud 80 m. SUNDAY IL - a NJ. 30 p m,
Arrive RclvidCrc 757, 10 = and II ~ am, SIG,
6,?a, 957 NJ. sunday, II ~ n m, . q pm.
Arrive Manunka Chunk Sos. I033 and II - a
N. Ia, 32 and 1904 pm. sunday, II 0s NJ, in.Oi
Arrive Stroudshurg al. WRRNli.CO am,
y rs SM, % and 1855 IN, sundays, II 81 Il
| nj aud 10 3h pm
Freight OF mixed trains leaving Manuuka
Chunk Al Geo M, kclsiderc GA am, Martins
Geek 6.Sl m arriving LehiFh Junction cas- a IN,
will carry passengers and make stops at flag sta
lions North of Phillipsburg.
fifasscngCrs for BROAD Street Station, Philadel.
phia, hy trains leaving SttoudShuIg 6t0am and
| huS pm daily 30 through without change AZ Tren-
! ton, thrHngh var ior Stroudshurg is attached
| To trains leaving Broad street station AT Ans a
| m, 1900 uoIn and SS9 y m. week days aud :. ~ a
| m Sundays. Ry all other trains passengers to or
j from Broad street change ears at Trenton
Connection Is made at Stroudsburg with
| Delaware, LHektwanna Western Railroad ie-
| high Junction with Lehigh Valley, Luhgh a Sus-
| quthanna, Morris Il Essex aud New Jersey Cen.
| trail Railroads. At iamheriville with Fleming,
| ton Railroad. Al Trenton with trains to and from
! New YORK, Camden, &c.
For further information see time tables, which
can be obtained al the ticket Offices.
| Stops only on signal or notice to Agent or
! Conductor to receive err discharge passengers.
/ Regular stop to discharge passengers
Regular stop ta receive passengers.
]. Il WOOD
Passenger 'rranic Manager
W. ". ATrEREURN,
General Manager
GEO W BOYD,
General Passenger Agent
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

1t Is said by an old historian That
when the Spanish armada sailed along
the south coast of England In Queen
Elizabcth's reign the Duke of Medina
Sidonla, admiral of the armada, WAS so
affected at the sight of Mount Edg
eumbc, Il beautiful mansion. viewed
from the sea, that he resolved II for
his own possession III the partagc of the
liinglom, which the Spanarls precon
1uercd In their hopes and expectation, :"
But, as the author quantity observes,
he had catchcd Il great cold, and he
had no other clothes TO wear than those
which We're 10 be made of the skin of n
bear not yet killed. =
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07
\ Motto Gone Wrong

King Francis l. of France. who
reicned in the middle of the sixteenth
century, dressed himself deliberately
for the battle of RaNia. which he ex.
pectcd 10 win and thereby To become
the master of Italy. An old chronicle
says, The king of France in his ar
NOR went about from squadron to
squadron, and he wore over his mail
n surcoat of hrocadc and brown vel
vet checker wise. with many rs EN-
broidercd thereon in velvet ON the
brocade and in broeade on the velvet
and with cords of gold and brown silk.
On his helmet he wore a great yellow
and brown plume, the feathers droop-
Ing down 10 the horses TANKS, and
from the midst of them rose brown
pcnnon with red salamandcr, having
above II great gilt + and around 1t
the words. This time and no more.
This motto he bore because he thought
on that day certainly TO make himself
lord of Italy" However. he lost the
battle and was taken prisoner.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

When Mrs. isabella Bishop, the we'll
known traveller, WAS in the United
States she had at least one funny cx-
pcricncc. She WAS riding in n ear in
Chicago and felt her pocket being pick
ed, but said nothing ut the moment.
Presently along came the conductor to
collect his fares When he reached
Mrs bishop she quietly remarked:
This gentleman turning to the thief,
will pay, He has my purse"
lie paid, and she got back her purse
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

Recently compiled statistics show
that the proportion of twins born as
compared with other infants is one in
eighty births OF triplcts there IS only
one instance in 6,i00 and quadrupletS
of quintet are even more remote, the
ratio being one in 40,9So,o0o births. \
rase Is known of n woman who pre-
sented her husband with seven success
sivc triplcts.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07
Eager For Double Duty.

A manufacturer in the west of Eng
land, anxious that his hands should
keep Christmas in proper spirit, told
them that ii they went To church on
that day they should receive their
wages Just the same rs if they had
been at work. Shortly after the adj
dress n deputation of solemn faced cm-
ployees waited upon their chief. Were
willin' 10 attend church.. said the
spokesman, "and If ye can see yer
way 10 payin MS overtime we're willin'
to attend the Methodist chapel in the
pVenin'"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

\ five year-old son of family the
other day stood watching his baby
brother, who was making great noise
over having his face washed. The five
yearold lost his patience and. stamp.
ing his tiny foot, said: You think you
have lots of trouble, but you don't
know anything about 1t. Wait till you
are big enough TO get licking. Then
you'll see. Won't he. mammaf"-
mmbus Dispatch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

When the candle has burned low. SO
II out. \ dense smoke will arise. II
another candle hc applied TO the far
thest end Of the smoke a very strange
Thing win happen. The flame of the
lighted candle will be carried to the
pne just blown out looking sometimes
like flash of lightning proceeding at
slow rate The experiment may he
performed 10y blowing out the candle
IS often MS II Is lighted.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07
USE ALIENS FOOT.EASE,

powder to be shaken into the shoes Nour
feet feel swollen, nervous and hot, and get
tired easily. II you have aching feet, try
Aliens Foot-Ease /; rests the feet and makes
new or tight shoes easy, Cures aching, swol-
len. sweating feet hliSters and Gallons spots
Relieves eorns and hunions of all pain and
gives rest and comfort Try it to-day. Sold
by all Druggists and Shoe Dealers, 25c, Don't
accept any substitute Trial package FREE.
Address, Allen s Olmsted, lie Roy, \. y,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

Two Turks We're ut a French ban
quet Toward the end of the feast n
Frenehman selected toothpick from
the tray near him and politely passed
the tray on to his neishbor, who, how
ever, peremptorily declined the offer,
exclaiming:
NO, thank YOU; / have already eaten
two of the accursed things"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07
Pnnr AnnIiat

Enfant Terrible And did they so in
10 the ark two by two?
Mamma Yes dearest
Enfant Terrible-Wen, who went
with auntie?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

The aborignes of Peru can, in the
distinguish respectively white man, a
negro and one of their own race by the
smell
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07
HualCrd0a County Orphans Court Of
June fifteenth, A. D., nineteen
hundred and three.
Present JouN l.. COMET, Judge,

resent JOHN L. abNNtI, JutlEes
In the matter of the application of u,,i,
Isaac Burke administrator of
Geore Lore, deceased. u,,"
for order to sell Real Estate to pay Cn,,,',
debts >""N''
Isaac Burke, administrator of George Lore,
deceased, having made and exhibited to this
Court under oath, Il Just and true account of
the personal estate and debts of the said de-
cedent rs far as can discover the same, lay
which 1t appears that the personal estate of
the said decedent is insufficient to ply debts .
whereupon on application of the said Isaac
deceased, setting forth that the said George
Lore, died seized of Real Estate situate in the
Township of Holland, in the County of Hun
terdon, and pray the aid of this Court in
the premises, il is ordered by the Court that
all persons Interested in the lands, tenementS,
hereditaments andRoal Estatewhereofth the said
George Lore died seized, do appear before
tember, 1909, in the term ut April, 1909. to show
cause, ii any they have, why So much of the
Real Estate whereof the said George Lore
died seized as aforesaid, should not be sold as
will be sufficient to pay his debts, or the resi-
due thereof ms the ease may require, and IL is
further ordered that this notice he published
i'll The lamhertville Record for six weeks sue
cessiVcly, and also true copies thereof set up
as the law directs.
Done in open Court and dated Surrogate's
Office
june IL, 1903
PAUL A. QUEEN, Surrogate
and Clerk of the
liunterdon County Orphans Court,
q. BLACKWELL,
Proctor for Administrator,
june IL, lAe}.-tiM.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

People would be more willing to take
their whipping il the fact could be
concealed that they were getting one
Atchison Globe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

Success rules are like snails-they
Eust be driven into something or they
will soon Baltimore Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07
kOdOI Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what you eat.

Stoves stored for the season and
repaired if needed, by
HOOKER & STINrsMAN,
Telephone call, 2. New Hope Pa.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

SAFE for sale. Inquire at THE
REcoRp office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07
Leave bennington Is m, 1880 and a'5 p m
/ Il .I..Y.

Leave IAmheItville 7u0 X 2b, $40. and II ~ a
m 2.03, I 20 aud us III. sunday, $40 a. m aud
40 p m.
Airtvr Trenton rs 80. g09 am, l2l7 236,
5 Us and ID y N. SUNDAY. . 0a n. NJ and o. m
Arrive at West Philadelphia DS.5I and D9hd
pas, a IN, III ~, -, 10 dt and ~ ~ III, ~ ~
n III, and rs. - y M Sundays
Arrive Philadelphia (BrUad Street Stationl Sb7
| 1900 l00i. I'm loo, i 90 and - pm. sunday.
| I0nl n IN and g.12 y M
Arrive New York via Trenton, 923, 10 ~ and
! II 81 IN. 2.0l t63 y and $50 y m. SUNDAY,
| 1l3S m, aud 1928 p IN.
Trains from Philadelphia and Ne" York
West Twenty third Street Staii,n, o5, 7,a5,
! ~ rs m. ! %, 10 % aud b.55 p, N. sundays,
| i Is u. m aud b.h5 p
| Leave New York, peshresses and tortlandt
! Streets, via Trenton, IL, SIN, HOO n IN, $50,
. NJ, I so and 600 IN. sunday Glj II III and i
| pm
Leave Philadelphia tBroad Street station 90
aud 90a M. ~ no noon, ~ (Lambcrtville only,
| 3S9, 100 trhilipshurs ouly, nnd 7.u2 y m, SUI e
| day, SOP m. aud 7O2 M
Leave West Philadelphia q 09, CanS M,
! cl203 noon. - 81 QambertNille only, q Y,
Gao3 U'hihpsburg only, and GO, pm week
| days, USnh II m and c70i u m sundays
Leave Trenton ~, a5t n III, loo y lHm-
| bertille only, TO, h50 lPhillipsburg only,
| and : SO pm sunday SiS u m, and : a3 u III.
Arrivr i.amberlyule b.aa, lhl9 IA, I.ti. iU2
| I 8, 6.27 aud s, pm. Sunday. " N. and 1927
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

Order your Job Printing now.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07
Pennsylvania Railroad.
THE STANDARD RAILWAY OF AMERICA.
PROTECTED THROUGHOUT RY THE
InterIorthg Ssitch and Biloxi Signa System
RELTTDERE DICISION.
On and after September -, 1903

Vn NnU NTTrf 0tpItIHHtT = MD
Leave Stroudsburg ID. /. II W. RR GO.
a81 II - IN, = Ii and iH M Sundays, i -
Il m and h.nS y m
htast MununRa Chunk - and 10 0l M l2-27,
2 Is aud iIpm sunday, - a N. aud Oh =. IN.
Leave Bclvidere I 30 and i0l0a am, 1878 2.5l,
and 6.iGpm sunday, $50 m. and i,47 p III,
Leave phllipsburg 7.t2, $40, and 10 81 q. m, GO,
. ~ aud & IL p. m Sunday, $40 a M aud q Is N.
Leave treu,htown as and Hi IN, i.S3, S56
aad Il ~ M. sunday, iS.22 Il. m. and 10 y. m.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07
lbs m. and VIZ p, m.
Trains from Philadelphia and NeW

Leave Iamhcrvllc for Pennington SIT am, 20h
amt i56 M, week days.
Arrive Pennington 9l5 m. 259 and 52a p m
week days.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1903-10-07

~. 1. BIAtkWEl.l4,
Proctor for Administrator,
june IL 1893. -tM.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-08

ing the book; and you will discover, most likely. that a great many signatures pre- cede yours. and that you will have to wait for an almost indefinite period, be- fore the book falls to your lot. Then you will understand how 1t is perfectly nat ural that the sale of the book should have been immensely augmented. Many people, like yourself, interested in the book by the first few tantalizing chapters, not caring to curb their curiosity during the slow process of serial publication go to the library and demand the book; there they are informed that they had gained nothing by their plans and will probably have to wait for the book fully as long as if they had decided to read 1t serialiy. If you have the means you will proceed post-haste to the nearest book store and purchase a copy of the work which has aroused your curiosity only to elude your pursuit. And even here you may be tenn porarily baked by the announcement We have just sold our last copy of 'so- andso'; please come hack next week.
 In this phase of the affair, you also have the explanation of the statement that the free library does not injure the sale of current books. Anxious to keep in touch with the latest in literature. the reader attempts to secure the book on the tongue OI every one ITOIn ms HDTdTy-anQ passes through the experience of Man No. l. At the same time there are other influences at work upon him. The small element among his friends which has been sue cessful in obtaining the book from the H. brary, regale him and others with fasci- hating accounts of the novel; curiosity is intensifed-and the book sales are boomed.
 There is also this curious fact concern ing the librarys effects on the works of standard authors. With little difficulty you secure copy of Dickens. Thackeray, Balzac. Zola, Shakespeare or others. You speedily discover that the truths and the inimitable fiction between those two sil- ent non-commitaI covers have become your dearest friends-and that they must be part of your household. And they speedily become so, in almost every case to the profit of the book dealer and pub fisher.
 A fact which is initiating against the complete ful1llment of the mission of the free library, is the impossibility of glossing over the friction and unpleasant feeling which grows out of the mingIinR of castes under the dome of the common book-house Fashion will not associate with frowsiness or rags, and the poor man is just as resentful as the rich one. We must trust to time and tact to find some solution of this complicated, trou- blesome problem. In the meantie, let us be thankful for the undoubted good which is being accomplished by the ex- tension of opportunities for study and mental enjoyment Sam Dibble.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-08
MIR. DOOLEY BREACHES
 A LENTEN SERMON.

with gr-reat difficulty Hinnissy. that he was previnted fir m marchin' to tn neigh borin saloons an poorin' out tn sthrong watl1ers on tn flure FIT a short dist ance me Uncle Mike was tn most pious man I have iver met At such times he organized tn Uncle Michael the Good s ciety an wint ar-round inityatin' mem bers. To hear him talk about o'clock on Ash Wlnsdah mornin, ye'd think he was jus goln' into tn arena to fight line before tn onholy Roman popylace. He'd take down 'Th Lives iv tn Saints an set r-readin' it with a condescindin' smile on his face like a champeen athleet goin' over tn ol' records. oh, yes.' he seemed to be sayin', they were all r-right, very good in their day no doubt, but where wud they be now? They'se no mintion iv Saint Jerome goin' without his smoke an I haven't had a pipe iv tobacky since 12 o'clock las Choosdah night an here 1t is o'clock Winsdah mornin'. Thin he wud look casually to'rd tn back iy tn book to see wheter p'raps something mightn't we been been put In about him iv tn Saints fir eighteen hunderd an 1t down an say to himself: Tn Lives is g o'clock winsdam mornin' Thin he fifty ain't out yet an march savaRelv firm tn room, kickin' his nieces an nev- vews as he wint. At o'clock in tn af- thernoon he was discovered be me father settin' on saw horse in tn woodshed puf1n, away at pipe with a bowl like a small stove that he'd took away firm German, an singh to himslif
 But me Uncle Mike though a gr-reat
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-08
HAS DIGESTIVE READING
 BECOME A LOST ART?
BY EDWARD YOUNG CLARK, JR.

The publication recently of a book upon this subject has brought wildly to the writer's mind the fact that the reading world today rushes through the task of reading it rushes through all the other vacations of life We live in such whirl of excitement keeping the mind in such a vortex all the time, and few are, the hours in the passage of a year that we can lay hold of and quietly. calmly. read and mediate upon the passages read
 It is pity that this is true for the brightest gems never lie upon the sur face of the ground, but lie deep bedded below; and the brightest and most beau tiful realities in a passage read, but come after the passage has been thor oughly re-read and digested The food which we eat Tn hurry is never as good to the taste or as profitable when it comes to the production of health. as that which is eaten slowly and thorough ly digested.
 And thus it is with our reading. The beautiful and helpful passages, which ought to make us better men and wo- men, and cause us to be glad of life with its valleys of shadow and mountains of sunlight; when read in the hurried fash ion of the day do not gratify as they should our mental appetltes. and fail ut terly to do us the good which they are intended to do. and otherwise would
 In novel reading especially has 1t be- come a habit to skip over the more weighty passages. the very passages rich with jewels if the reader would only dig into them. There are several reasons why this Is unprohtabla reading. One Is that the plot of the stories today are not strong in themselves, and are laid in base channels more than ever before. Here is a novel with plot of human blood,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-08
BY F. PA OUNNE.

b r. T pb ~N-N Copyright, 1903, by Robert Howard Rus
 sell
 "O-ho," said MT -Iennessy, "twinty- wan days to Saint Pathrick's day"
 "Ar-re ye keepin Lent?' asked MT. Dooley.
 "I am," said Mir Hennessy. "I put tn pipe back iv tn clock day befure yister- dah night Oh. but tn las whiff iv tn or clay was plisint. Are ye keepin' Lent?''
 'I am that said MT. Dooley. 'Tm ony smokn me seegars half through an I take no sugar in me tay. Tn Lord give me strenth to last till Pathrick's Day! I'm keepin' Lent but I'm not goin' up an down tn sthreet tellin' people about 1t. I ain't amy prouder iv keepin' Lent thin am iv keepn' clean. In our family we've always kept 1t, l raymimber seein me father tuck away tn pipe, cork up tn bottle an put 1t in a thrunk with something between a moan an cheer an begin to find fault with tn wuruld. FIT us kids Lent was no gr-reat hardship. It on'y meant not enough iv something besides meat. l don't raymimber much about it except that on Ash Winsdah ivrybody had smudge on his forehead; i; an afther awhile tn house begun to smell a little iv fish an about tn thir- tieth day tn eggs had thrown ofS all disguise an was Jus plain. yellow eggs. Yes, sir in our family We all ksp' Lent but me Uncle Mike, He started with tn rest an f'r day or two hs Wint up an down tn road whippin' butchers. Twas
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-08

another with envy as its groove in which to run. and here another with the vilest crime as It's chief thread-aH rank and rotten to the core. But even in the vilest novels the authors try to redeem the evil they are doing. These are the very pass ages which by the most of readers are not read at all.
 One evidence that the world of readers Is rushing through the books which they read is forcibly shown in the continued cry for simple language and simply ex- pressed thoughts. The reader does not wish to take the time to ponder out a beautiful thought, hut wants 1t right be fore him at once in the simplest of lan- guage. Now 1t is a well known fact that the highest and noblest thoughts and the most helpful and fruitful discrimlnations and comparisons can not be put into lan- guage which is comprehended at a glance Another bad effect of a too simple lan- guage or style is that the mind is not required to make any exertlon and Is therefore under no developing influence It used to be said that reading was a powerful educator. and in olden times 1t certainly was. But the reading of the present day lacks of the educating power. because the mind Is not taxed, nor the meditative powers encouraged.
 That a reaction from this state of af- fairs Is obliged to come. no one can doubt noted statesman has said that Ut Is better to read one book well than a thousand hurriedly." and the truth of such a statement Is self-evident. If you haze only an hour per week to read, do not try to crowd into this hour reading all that you possibly can. but spend half of 1t. If need be. In the efforts 10 get all the rich Drofits nalt of one chapter or one passage This will result in ths most
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-08

an we want to see if tn brakes ar-re wurrukin. We quit goin' to tn theay- tres because it's Lent-an' we're sick iv tn theaytres. If 1t wasn't fir Lent in March none iv us wud live till th' Foorth iv July. Tn Lent says Father Kelly, T get me congregations back Tn Lent says Dock Grogan, T lose mine. Lent says Father Kelly. brings thim nearer Hiven.' An longer away says Dock Grogan. Its hard wurruk f'r me but l like it,, says Father Kelly. It's my vacation time. says Dock Grogan, but don't care fir it. It makes thin think lv tn nex' wurruld,' says Father Kelly. An gives thlm- betther hold on this says Dock Grogan. It's re1lijon. says Father Kelly. It's medicine. says Dock Grogan.
 50 I say, no medals, blaze. f'r me on account iv that lump iv sugar. I done me jooty an no more. Whin tn divvis timpted me to put In tn lump I said; Get thee behind me, Satan, I'm too fat now That was all. I done what was r-right because 1t was r-right an pioua an a good thing fir me to do I don't claim no gratichood I don't ask fr an- ny admiration iv me piety. But don't look betther Hinnissy? Don't ye see I'm a little thinner?''
 Not an inch" said MT. Dooley. ''Ye'r@ tn same hlppypotyms ye was"
 Well well" said Mir. Dooley 'aThat'u strange. P'raps I'm a betther man afthar all. How long did ye say 1t was to Pathrick's day?"