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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-02
REAL ESTATE
TRANSACTIONS

Debora x. Pahau to Est. S. n. Cas-
tie, Ltd. 205S SCI # land Hotel ST., Ho-
noIulu. Oahu, Elk. D by IT ct ais Lib.
25S, folio 81 $3.50. Sept. 10, 1903.
NJ c. Silva and VT by mortg to H.
a Juen, lots & 10, blk II, Kapiolani
Park add, Honolulu. Oahu. Lib 253,
folio IS. $50. Sept. 16, 1903.
Oahu Railway & Land Co to II AZ
Won Holt, por kul 7713, ap 40, Queen st
exten and Iwilei Rd, Honolulu. Lib
253, folio 40. . 81. Sept Is, 1903.
Gear, Lansing & Co by trs to L H
Dee, lots 1, 2, 8, 4, 6 and s, blk AZ Kali
muki tract Honolulu. Lib 25S, folio Al.
$500. Sept 1903.
D Kealoha to Kamahana, int in r P
1886 kul 1877, Keel, S Kona, Hawaii.
Lib 253, folio AZ. $50. Jan. 10, 1908.
Recorded September %.
Amelia Silva ct ais by Mtgees to L.
]. Warren Tr; D; por CIR 1904 & por
kul 10000, N Kona, Hawaii: shares
in Hui land Holualoa. n Kona,, Ha-
wall; CIR 2S09 pcs land, Laaloa & c,
n Kona, Hawaii; R P 4273 & por R P
AIS & Kul $685. P Kahaluu, N Kona,
Hawaii; 5 leaseholds; $77oO. B 25S, AZ
Dated September Is, 1908.
Kamealani (w) & by TT to Kamea-
lani (w); D; pcs land, Koiuiu, Homo
lulu, Oahu; 81. B $50, p 315. Dated
September %, 1903.
w r Castle TT to NJ Coelho; D: Lots
16 & II Blk II Kaiulani Tract, Homo
lulu, Oahu; 1920. B $50, 316. Dated
September IS, 1903.
E Baker ct al to w H Cornwell; D;
int in aps 10 & 20 of r P 43Ss, Alae & {
Kula, Maui; $500. B $50, p S17 Dated
September 4, 1903.
Recorded September "a.
Luka by Atty to H a Isenberg; D
int in R Ps 1925 & 4914, Kipahulu
Maui; $50. B $50. 319. Dated Sept
"a, 1903.
Recorded September 25.
A Young Hin to Y All Fan; D; int il
APPS l, & of r P 5019, Waipio, Ha.
makua, Hawaii; $500. B $50, 800
Dated September 10, 1908.
Palolo Land & Imp Co Ltd to Mrs
H. r. Finney; D; por Lot % Blk 10
Palolo Valley, Honolulu, Oahu; $3.50
B $50, p 321. Dated September %, 1908
Recorded September &c.
Kaaiai (w) to M Hoopii (w); D
s 15-100 A of r P 543 Kamao1e, Kula
Maui $50. B 25O, D 322. Dated Sept
ember IA, 1903.
Haw'n Tramways Co Ltd to Homo
lulu Rapid Transit & Land Co; D
lands lease bldgs franchises & C, Ho
nolulu, Oahu; $4,000. B $50, 1923
Lated ---- - -.
K Anahu (w) to L K Aholo (w); D
int in r 1862 Kul 26S, Kawaiahao
Honolulu, Oahu; $500. B ESQ., p 329
Dated September %, 1903.
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VESSELS IN PORT.
ARMY AND NAVY.
U. S. S. Iroquofs, Rodman, Hilo, Aug.
IA.
MERCHANTMEN.


(This list does not include coasters.)
Abby Palmer, Am. bk., johnson, New
castle, Sept. 10.
Amelia, Am. bktn., Willer, Eureka,
Sept. Is.
Brodick Castle, Br. sp.. Olsen, Newcas-
tie.
Coronado. Am. bkt., Potter, San Fran.
cisco, October /.
Dirigo, Am. sp. Colly. Newcastle, Aug.
20.
Erskine M. Phelps. Am. sp., Graham,
Norfolk, Sept. Is.
Forfairshire, Br. bk., Purdy, Newcas-
tie, Sept. IL.
Jas. Nesmith, Am. sp., Warner, New
castle, Sept. 25.
Isleworth, Br. S. s., Sherburne, Ocean
Island, Sept. 80.
Kaiulani, Am. bk., Colly. San Fran
cisco, Scot. IA.
Lyman D. Foster, Am. schr., Killman,
Newcastle. Sept. "a.
Mohican, Am. blk. Kelley, San Fran
cisco. Sept. IS.
Robert Levers, Am. schr., Underwood,
Laysan Island, Sept g.
Sigurd, Nor. bk., Oxnevad, Newcastle
Sept. 10.
S. c. Allen, Am. blk, Johnson, Tacoma,
Sept. II.
S. G. Wilder, Am. bktn., Jackson, San
Francisco, Sept. 81.
W. II. Dimond, Am. bktn., Hanson,
San Francisco, Sept. u.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-02
NO JAPANESE CUP
RACES ARE LIKELY

The American papers are publishing
a yarn TO the effect that the Japanese
naval attache at Washington was so
much interested in the America Cup
race that he states he will induce in
fuential men to start in and build
yacht for the next contest, claiming
that Japan can build a faster yacht
than Europe or America. and that he
will surely bring the cup home. If
the Reliance cost the syndicate nearly
yen 1000, 900 we hardly think the in
f1uential gentlemen" of Japan will put
up such an amount. Where the at
tache got the impression that the Jap
anese can build yacht we cannot I'M
derstand, for they never have built
one-he probably means a sampan.
Before they take a yacht to New York
Pelee and if Hugh Gum does not lick
the stuffing out of the Nippon boat let
them try the Mary. If the japanese
think they can build a yacht and want
to sail TOR the cup, we VIII guarantee
to get the Americans to subscribe for
a fine one if they will build SO rater
to compete with the Mary in a race
from the bathing barge around Vries
Island and back. If they beat her we
will guarantee a new boat will be built
to compete with the japanese boat
the following year. We have yen 100
of Reliance winnings that we will sub
scribe towards such a cup. Before
they talk about challenging for the
America cup let them first do some
thing they never yet have donebuild
a yacht; then let them beat the foreign
built yachts already in Japan before
they talk about expending at least yen
i, 200, 900. Some Japanese talk big and
map out fine paper programs; it will
be found this naval attache is of this
type.-Japanese Exchange.
[Mr. Hugh Gum was formerly of
Honolulu and sailed in the old
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-02
FOR SALE.

Large and valuable property at Iwi-
lei, west Of and adjoining Rice Mill. 1t
extends 357 feet East and West along
proposed street, already surveyed and
staked out. Two one-story buildings
two years old with verandas two sides,
seven tenements each occupy the East
end. And one two-story cottage, 8
rooms, with outbuildings, two years
old, occupy West end.
The central portion, about 240 feet,
being available for buildings Of any
kind. Soil black sand and gravel. seven
t. ten feet above tide water.
For price, terms, etc., apply to
W. o. SMITH,
$3.50 Judd Building.
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DEPARTED.
Thursday, October 1, 1903.

Thursday, October /, 1908.
Stmr. Kaiulani, for Hilo at p. m.
Am. schr. w. II. Marston, Curtis, for
San Francisco at 2:30 o'clock.
Stmr. j. A. Cummins, D. Bennett, for
Koolau ports, about 8 a. m.
Stmr. Waialeale, Cooke, for Kilauea
at D. m.
Stmr. Helene, Weir, for Paauhau,
Kukaiau Ookala, Laupahoehoe and Pa
paaloa at D. m.
Stmr. Mikahala, Gregory, for Kauai
ports at p. m.
Stmr. Lehua, Napala, from Molokai,
Maui and Lanai ports at noon.
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DEPARTED.

Per stmr. Lehua, Oct. /, for Lanai,
Mrs. Gibson and children, Mrs J. J.
Mathews.
Per stmr. Mikahala, Oct 1. for Kauai,
E. H. Cooke and friend. w. c. King,
wife and children, Aka, S. R. Kai, Mr..
Fisher Miss La REM, NJ. I. Wilcox,
Mrs. Bomke.
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The Honolulu Mu!Gs! Burial Association

Has reached a membership OF l2Oo.
AS long as the Association receives ~
new members between burials there
can be no farther expense to the pres
ent membership. Phone Main All.
J. H. TOWNSEND, Secretary.
Office with the Townsend Undertaking
Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-02
WHARF AND WAVE.
WEATHER BUREAU.

October 1, 10 p. m.
Mean temperature-77.7.
Minimum temperature-73.
Maximum temperature-S2.
Barometer at 9 p. m.-30.0S; rising.
Rainfall, "a hours up to a. m.-.02.
Mean dew point for the day-67.
Mean relative humidity-71.
Winds-N. E. Force, 1 to 4.
Weather-Fair.
Forecast for Oct. moderate trade:
and fair weather.
r. A. LYDECKER,
Acting Territorial Meteorologist.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-02
The Following
Ailments can
be
CURED
by

EXERCISE:
Nervousness, sleeplessness, sick head
ache, indigestion, chronic diarrhoea,
constipation, torpid liver, sluggish cir
culation, weak heart, weak lungs, lum-
bago and certain forms Of rheumatism.
ALI these and many others can be cured
by proper exercise, bathing and diet.
All women who wish to improve their
complexion will find the Hannah
baths to be the greatest skin beauties
in the world.
Wood. Institute d !ay'i.s| Culture
Corner Fort and Queen Streets.
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ARRIVED.

Thursday, October 1, 1908.
Am bktn. Coronado, Potter, ID days
from San Francisco at a. m.
Schr. Ka Moi, from Kohalalele at Z
a. m.
Stmr Kaiulani, Wilson, from Ka-
waihae and Hamakua ports at a. m.
with 65 head cattle 672 sacks sugar, 275
sacks coffee and II packages sundries.
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DUE TO-DAY.

S. S. Alameda, Dowdell, from San
Francisco, due early in morning.
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TIDES, SUN AND MOON.

First quarter of the moon Sept. 2Sth.
Times of the tide are taken from the
United States Coast and Geodetic Sur
yey tables.
The tides at Kahului and Hilo occur
about one hour earlier than at Homo
lulu.
Hawaiian standard time is 10 hours 80
minutes slower than Greenwich time,
being that OF the meridian of 157 de-
grees 30 minutes. The time whistle
Blows at 1870 p. m, which is the same
as Greenwich. 0 hours minutes. Sun
and moon are for local time for the
whole group.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-02

LADIES desiring German massage
treatment to call on Mrs. Prott, rear
German Lutheran Church, Beretania
street. Evenings to 10. Charges
reasonable. $500
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LIST your houses with J. H. Cum
n1ings, Golden West Cigar Store, so
Merchant st. I have good tenants
for furnished and unfinished
houses. 6597
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MODERN Groom cottage; mosquito
proof. Apply 1914 Matlock avenue.
6597
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[Mr. Hugh Gum was formerly of
Honolulu and sailed in the old
"Spray."1
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A SECONDHAND bagatelle board for
use in Mills Institute. INQUIRE at
school in Chaplain Lane. 1894
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Classified Advertisements.
WANTED.

YOUNG, new mich COW, Jersey, pre-
ferred. Address "W. F. Advertiser
office. $500
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K Anahu (w) to L K Aholo (w); d;
int in r P 1862 Kul 26S, Kawaiahao,
Honolulu, Oahu; $500. B $50, 329.
Dated September %, 1903.
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FURNISHED room for gentleman in
private family. Address a. this
Office. 659S
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
Wreck on the Southern

There was a head-on collision
Wednesday morning on the
Southern three miles above Ches.
ter. The 7 80 train coming south
was running on time and collided
with an extra work train going
north which consisted of an en-
gine and flat car, and was run
ming flat foremost at the rate of
about 10 miles an hour. The
accident was due to a blui.der on
the part of the work train crew
in over looking the time the re.
gular passenger train was due.
Gus Boston, colored laborer on
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

the work train was instantly kill
ed
Mr.. George w. Fetner, N
glneer on the passenger train,
put on emergency hrokes and
stood to his post through he
crash and was knocked uncou-
sclOus against the side o. his cap.
Three left ribs we're broken aud
he received internal injuries and
will hardly recover. The enSi-
neer on the fl@t car put on em.
ergency brakes, jumped from his
cab and was uDhurt. The fire
man on the passenger received 4
cut on his head and was badly
scalded. Six other negroes, la
bOrers on the work train were m
Jured but not seriously. Dr.
Ihornwell, of Fort Mill, was
passenger on the train. He was
standing and was knocked un-
conscious against a seat in front,
but soon revived and assisted in
caring for the injured.
The only other passenger that
was injured was Mr.. Lloyd Os-
borne, teller in the hank at Whit
mire, who received a slight cut
above his left eye.
The injured men were brought
down to Chester and made as
comfortable as possible until late
In the afternoon they were sent
down to Columbia, Engineer Fet-
ner to the Columbia hospital and
the colored men to the colored
hospital. DR.. Thornwell was
worse hurt than he at first
thought and was put to bed at
the Nicholson hotel, until the
first north bound train got
through late in the afternoon, he
went home. Work was commen-
ced Immediately at clearing the
track and trains passed through
about 5 O'Clock p. m.
Mr.. j. NJ Bell, manager of the
Telephone Exchange here, was
on the wrecked train but escaped
unhurt. lie says he felt the bra
kes and braced himself against
the seat in front. Only three la
dies, Misses Rena Caldwell, Nor
son Harris and Isabella Grier, OF
Fort Mill, were on the train.
They were coming TO Chester to
attend the Woods Sledgo mar
riage.-Chester Lantern.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
COVER NMENTS' REPORT ON
COTTON PRODUCTION.
The Number of Bales Ginned
This Year Shows a Consider
able Falling OffCOmpar-
atiyely.

The cotton crop is slow in com
ing in, according to the report Of
CONNIE rec and labor. Mr..
w. M. Stewart, chief statistican
OF the division of manufactures,
has issued statement in which
he shows that up to Oct. IS but
3,S29,627 bales have been gin.
ned, against 5,925,972 for the
same time last year.
The statistics show that the
amount of cotton ginned is less
every State.
This indicates that the crop is
smaller or that the season is later
or that the agents are not as ac
tive in collecting data as they
were last year.
The statistics of the quantity
of cotton ginned were collected
through a canvass of the indivual
ginnerles of the cotton States hv
63l local special agents, who found
that 27,723 gInneries had been
operat ed this season prior to Oct.
lc, aud that these had ginned g..
S39 627 commercial bales. or
bales as pressed at the ginneries.
Counting round bales as halt
bales, the number is 3,706,24S.
TO the corresponding date last
year %, ,314 ginneries had been
operated and had ginned 5,925,-
S72 commercial bales, which was
53.5 per cent.of that years pro-
duction. In comparing the sta
tistics of the two years due allow
ance must be made for the diff
terent conditions of the two sea-
sons.
This report will be followed by
three others, showing the quan-
tity of cotton ginned from the
growth of 1908 to Nov. IS to
Dec. 13, and to the end of the
season. The final report will
give The quantity of cotton gin
ned during the entire season, and
will include also the quantity OF
linters obtained by the cotton
seed oil mills from reginning cot
ton seed of this years growth.
The report for South Carolina
shows that 4l4,7O9 bales had
been ginned up to Oct. IS, all of
these being square bales, except
l,5O4 bales OF sea island. Last
year at the same time there had
been ginned Col ,431 bales, repre-.
senting G3.4 Per cent of the crop
OF the state. There were 3,OS2
ginneries reported last year, and
only 3,044 this year.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
Disastrous Wrecks

Carelessness Is responsible for
many railway wreck and the
same causes are making human
wrecks of sufferers from Throat
and Lung troubles. But since the
advent Of DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds, even the worst cases can
De cured, and hopeless resigna.
ton Is no longer necessary. Mrs.
Lois Cragg of Dorchester, Mass,
is one of many whose life was
saved by DR.. Kings New Discov.
cry. This great remedy is guar
anteed for all Throat and Lung
diseases by Crawford Bros, j. F.
Mackey & Co. and Funderburk
Pharmacy Druggists. Price 6Oc
and $1.00. Trial bottle free.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
Doesn't Respect Old Age.

It's shameful when youth fails
to show proper respect for old
age, but just the contrary in the
case of DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
They cut off maIadies no matter
how severe and irrespective Of
o!d age. Dyspepsia, Jaundice,
Fever, Cor stipatiOn all yield to
this perfect Pill. 25c. at Crawford
Bros, j. F Mackey & Co. and
Funderburk Pharmacy.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

the work train was instantly kill
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-12-01
PRAISE FOR THE LADIES

The ladies who directly had charge
of the delightful and profitable affair
and who deserve the greatest of praise
composed the following committees:
General-Mrs. NJ. S. Willard, chair
man; Mrs. Marcus w. jacob, vice
chairman; Mrs. W. H. Sprunt, Miss
Stella Divine and Mrs. S. Mendelsohn-
Dishes-Mrs. c. c. Brown.
Cake-Mrs. r. C. DeROsset.
Music-Mrs. E. c.. Holt and Miss
Anna Sprunt
Cream-Miss Anna. Sprunt and Mrs.
W. j. C~rosswell.
Coffee-Mrs. w. w. Hodges and Mrs.
Mitt Moore.
Tea-Mrs. Wallace Carmichael, Mrs.
CT. G.. Thomas and Miss Carrie Meares,
Sandwiches-Mrs. W. L. Parsley, Mrs
w. c. Craft, Mrs. S. Solomon and Mrs
3. Solomon.
Decorations-Mrs. H. L. Vollers, Miss
Lila Bellamy, Miss Taylor, Mrs. r. c
DeRosset, Mrs. J.. H. Render, Mrs. Jos
H. Waters and Mrs. F. H. Russell.
Serving-Mrs. N. S. Willard, Misses
Octavia Boatwright, Leonora Cantwell
Jane Meares, Mildred Davis, Lille Gil.
christ, Julia Parsley, jamie Williams
Nellie Mcmillan, Nora Angel, Daisy
Burbank, Lena Solomon, Viola Beal
and Jennie Wood.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-12-01
MUSICALE MONDAY NIGHT.
tended by a Large and Cultured
Audience.

The musicale at the Young Mems
Christian Association on next Monday
evening promises to be one of great
pleasure. 1t is unnecessary to speak
of the perfect vocalization of Mrs.
Annie der. Harris as her voice is so
we'll known and admired by all lovers
of music. She will be the main soprano
and Will delight. no doubt, a refined au-
dience with her singing. Miss Aubrey
is a grand daughter of our dearly loved
southern humOrist Bill Arp and with
her thorough knowledge of music will
give pleasure to all who hear her. The
proceeds of the entertainment Will be
devoted to u most deserving charitable
object and much pleasure VIII be de-
rived by those who attend. The box
sheet will open Friday at DeRossets
book store.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-12-01
THREE FIRES.
One Early This Morning in the Smith
Building on Princess Street-Other
Two Yesterday Afternoon and Last
Night.

This morning between 1 ana , O'Clock
the main stairway of the Smith build
ing. on Princess street, was discovered
a-fire. but from what u is not
known. Fortunately the blaze was seen
in time and the alarm given at once. A
stream from the Chemical Engine ex-
tinguished the flames.
The fire yesterday afternoon at 4:16
o'clock was at No. 1921 Dock street and
was caused by sparks from a blazing
chimney. The house was owned Ind
occupied by j. Evans, cOlored. The
damage amounted to about $40.
The turning owe of a lamp at the resi-
dence of Rev. James Carmichael, d. d.,
No. 81 Red Cross street, caused the fire
at $50 o'clock last night. The damage
to about $50.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-12-01
INNCIEI\G.
Brutal Assault on a Young Lady
StcnOgrapher in BOStOn-Thc no.
tive Was RObbery-SIIe May Die

Boston, November 25.-While sitting
alone in one of the offices of the Boston
Note Brokerage Company, on Milk
street, today, Miss Lillian e.. Golf. B
years of age, Il stenOgrapher. was bru-
tally assaulted by a man who entered
the apartment and struck her repeat
eddy on the head and arms with a heavy
iron drill. The m was taken to d
hospital and is in a serious condition
Her assailant escaped. 1t was at first
thought that the assault followed Il
quarrel about the terms of a loan. but
later, when an investigation disclosed
the fact that $500 was missing from the
office safe, robbery was assigned as a
motive. After regaining consciousness
at the hospital, Miss Golf gave the po-
lice the name of her a~ssailant. and they
are now searching for him. He is said
to have frequently visited the office on
business.
Miss Golf broke away from her assail-
ant and attracted the attention Of pass
ers by. A patrolman found the young
woman reclining against the WlndOw
easement with her arms p~rotruding out
through the broken pane. The aSSail-
ant had escaped by a stairway.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-12-01
is ABOARD HI CEDRIC.
WiImingtOnian a Passenger on the
Reported Sunken Steamer.

Much fear was felt in the city yes
terday over the reported sinking of the
steamshipCedric, in collision at sea with
the liner Titan, due to the fact that
Mr.. John w. Bolles. a Wilmingtonian.
is aboard the Cedric. The news
received last night discrediting the re-
port was a bright ray of sunshine to a
number of gloomy hearts.
Mr.. Bolles, who is the Standard Oil
Company's representative at Hons
Kong, is on his way to spend h VIM
ter here. His family IS at present in
Chicago, having preceded him a short
time ago
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1903-12-01
KICKS.

YREAR the kicks.
Hear the people making kicks.
~ Heavy kicks.
Sorry kicks:
One would think the poor old world was
in a most unhappy fix
Men are kicking at the weather; they are
kicking ct the price
That they have to pay for fuel, that they
have to p2y for ice:
They are licking at the way
This and that is done today;
They are kicking at conditions az they
loom up everywhere:
They nave kicks to make because
Rascals discbey the laws.
One would think that crime was rampant
and that woe was in the air.
Hear them kicking. kicking, kicking. Oh.
the wild and woeful kicks.
And the kicks concern religion. science.
art and politics;
There are kicks from those who work:
There are kicks from those who shirk;
All the world. it seems. is keeping busy
registering kicks.
Making kicks. kicks. kicks,
Keeping up the daily average of kicks,
kicks.E kicks. kicks, kicks, kicks.
kicks.
Do the everlasting kicks
Indicate a smashup? Nix!
The world would quit revolving if we
didn't have the kicks
From the men who WELD the picks
And the ones who lay the bricks,
And the ones who wear the jewels and
the ones who sing and write.
Never since the world began
Has a point been won by man
Unless he kicke to get it, and did so with
all his might,
IT'S a pleasing thing to mix
Gladness in among our kicks
When we NAV.
But, with gladneSS or without,
We may never hope to rOut
The legions filled with kickers; they'll be
here till judgment day;
They'll be here to make their kicks
Till there's ice upon the StyE.
Till the last grave undertaken the last
coffin cover clicks.
But a lot of us are kicking with no cause
for making kicks.
Without the slightest reason for our
kicks, kicks. kicks,
And never helping any with our kicks.
kicks. kicks. kicks, kicks. kicks.
kicks.
S. E. Kiser in Chicago Record-Herald.