New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-21
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

Three canes which at one time belonged to dis
tingushed Americans have been presented to the
York PENN Historical Society by Misses Annie @.
and Ida B. Gallagher. OF Hanover. Penn One was
originally the property OF Stephen A. Douglas:
another owned by James Buchanan before his
election to the Presidency. and the third was the
property Of Roger B. fancy. Chief Justice OF the
United States.
Extremely smalI.-Tom-You called on Miss
Miyun last night. didn't you?
Tom-Spent the evening INDUCING In small
Dick-Weil her talk was entirely too small She
said "No."-(PhiladelPha Press.
A land flowing with milk Is an ancient idea. but
streets paved with IL is notion essentially modern
It is being seriously proposed TO the municipality
OF Paris by a contractor Of standing. He claims
for a pavement OF indurated milk the advantages
OF durability and noiselessness. Perhaps, also tn
times Of distress and turbulence II might provide
resource attractive enough to divert the populace
from barbados and bombardment Of the public
forces II Is sober truth that at the approaching
dollmakers' exhibition there will be great variety
OF objects made from indurated milk These in
clude dominoes. dice. cigarholders. canes" UNI
brera handles. forks and spoons
me you had squally time at your house last niSh
Young Father-Yes. indeed; The tender dS Will lie:
caught By spanking breeze asteTn--CTown and
Country.
A boy who was killed IN The Bronx recently
by lightning had the likeness OF a fern imprinted
on his body by the shock A similar incident Is
reported from Europe. During shooting compet-
ton at Pont. in the Canton Vaud. the other day.
the grandstand was struck by lightning. and TWEEN
ty-ive persons received shocks. from which. how
ever they sustained but little physical injury. One
most singular effect, however remained Every
person who had felt the electric shock had. pho-
Geographically stamped. upon the back. the face
or the arms the reflection OF the pine trees
behind the firing line
HIVES OF INDUSTRY.
Icoun.erfsng Of United States money has been going
on in the pententary a Philadelphia
When men would make experiments by
Would carry out a project that demands much
It is not hard 20 stumble on an excellent locstion
For uudisturbed development OF cunning inspira-
II NAV be a suspension bridge or antseptc dairy
They never Will be bothered in the penilentlaTy.
Stone walls have never made a cage. nor iron bars
For one who wished to build a yacht from weather
Or submarines or other things essentially aquatic;
or he may let his fancy roam to problems aero
And make balloons or flying ships OF structure
And none win be the wiser. in the pemtentiary
The stern and unrelenting guards in corridors and
And wardens in their Offices are scrutiniziag always
To see that no one comes around intent on inter-
To keeD It calm for those within the officers are
which makes a splendid workshop of the peri,
tentiary.
\ fine retreat indeed. It IS. for people who are
puzzled
About q rapid firing gun and how It should be
Or locomotive builders who would hammer out
some boilers,
Embarrassed by observers. who ask questions Of
all toilers.
IL you desire to counterfeit or run an apiary-
Make money store honey In the peptentiary.
-(ChicaSo Tribune.
There has been some inquiry recently for informa-
ton concerning The Paw Paw Bazoo'' from ed
itors who are DESTROYS OF exchanging with H.
according 20 The Kansas City star" The
Bazoo' Is published at Paw Paw Corner. Squewss
County. No. Its editor is Alex Applsby poet
orator and politician. Appleby aspires 20 the posi-
ton Of State wild grape commissioner. and The
Bazoo' Is. there FORE unfortunately. an organ
Incidentally. Il Is the paper which brought about
editorial reform the Missouri country rapers
by courageouziy adopting as its motto. "Ob!ts two
hits"
His Opinion o. It-Nillie-Every package o. that
breakfast food has a ptNture on II Of big strong
man. an 1t says he eats II every day.
poShie-That must be lie Why. he's big an
strong enough 70 night anybody that tried to make
him eat that stuff.-(Philad del his Press.