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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN
THANK PE-Ru-MA FOR THEIR
RECOVERY AFTER YEARS OF
SUFFERING.

Miss Muriel Armitage, Sc Greenwood
Ave-. Detroit. Mich. District Organizer
OF the Royal Templars of Temperance.
in recent letter. says:
II think that a woman naturally
shrinks from making her troubles public,
but restored health has meant so much
to me that feel for the sake of other
suffering women it is my duty to tell
what Peruna has done for me.
/ suffered for FIVE years with uterine
Irregularities. which brought on hysteria
and made me physical wreck. tried
doctors from the different schools OF
medicine. but without any perceptible
change in my condition. In my despair
I called on an old nurse, who advised me
to try Peruna, and promised good re-
suits if I would persist and take it reg
ularly. thought this was the least I
could do and procured bottle. knew
as soon as began taking it that il was
affecting me differently from anything
I had used before. and so kept on tax
ing it. ! kept this up for six months.
and steadily gained strength and health,
and when had used fifteen bottles /
considered myself entirely cured. lam
a grateful, happy woman today
Miss Muriel Armitage.
Peruna cures catarrh OF the pelvic
organs with the same surety as it cures
catarrh of the head. Peruna has be-
come renowned as a positive euro for
female ailments simply because the all
ments are mostly due to catarrh. Ca
tar:h is the cause of the trouble.
Pcruna cures the catarrh. The symp-
toms disappear.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
Tho sultan,s Double

"A story was told in Constantinople
twenty years ago, and was told me
again the last time saw Sultan Abul
ul Hamid, that his majesty has a fos.
ter brother who SO resembles him in
features as to be able to stand for him
ut state functions, the guests never
perceiving the substitution. 1t may be
that this story is the Oriental method
OF expressing the belief in the combin-
alton of two characters in one body,
which we had supposed to be the con
ception of Western novelist alone
Worlds Work.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
.JusT RUN ACROSS.
Some People Are Lucky:

.. Some People Are Lucky:
Some people make an intelligent
study of food and get on the right
track (pure food). others are lucky
enough to stumble upon the, right
way out Of the difficulty Just as q
Phila. young woman did.
She says: Il had suffered terribly
from nervous indigestion, everything
seemed to disagree with me and 4 was
on the point OF starvation when one
day happened to run across demon
,stration of Postum Food Coftee at one
or the big stores here.
/ 81 took q sample home and a sample
Of Grapefruit o we'll and there tried
tham again and. found they agreed
With me perfectly aS For months IL
made them my main diet and AZ the;
result 4 an restored TO my former per-
feet health and can eat everything 4
want to. u
Il So, hen \ spoke to my phys iciaT
inhOut Grape fyi,ts, he said II Il; 4 mostI
silent 1000 q ,s Gme fivIen BY rp&
ltpm Co. Battle CrseE Mich. y, ss Il
There's q reason ssss
Look Tor the fansc ns r little book,
.The Road q weliYille, III every
|:,aclags of both Postum ma Grape.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
ARCTIC AND TRoPlc SUNSETS.

The Former Have Rare Harmony and
the Latter Rich coloring.
Sunsets in the tropics, as I have wit
messed them, although full Of rich col.
orings, cannot vie with the color har
monies Of the poles. Even the nights
Of the tropics, full as they are Of beau
~ and richness Of color. are not com.
parable with those Of the Arctic night.
when the moon is Of brilliance incon.
cetvable to Southern eyes, and the sun,
although hidden during the long night,
makes its presence. felt by an orange
radiance at the southern horizon al
noon; and on starlit nights the snow
crystals give out shimmering glow.
The tropical blue sea has charm
which the green of the south Atlantic
lacks entirely.-Frank Wilbert Stokes.
in the Century.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
"a POPULAR AUTHOR.
Jones Lie, Norway's Popular Novelist,
Celebrated His SEVENTEEN Birthday

Jones lie, Norxay's Popular Novelist,
Celebrated His Seventeen Birthday
Nov. 6.
Jones Lie, Norway's popular novel
list, celebrated his SEVENTEEN birthday
on Nov. 6. He now lives in serene
and comfortable old age, but met with
many hardships, in his younger days.
Intended for the navy, he was rejected
because of his eyes. Then he read law
and practiced for several years with
varying success. Later he was
struggling journalist in Christiania.
Not until 1865, when thirty-two years
of age, did Jones Lie find his place.
His first novel, Den Fremsynte," es-
tablished him at once in the favor OF
the public, and. each succeeding work
has been success.
One of the remarkable features OF
Jonas Lies genius is his ability al
ways to be modern. Although he has
now lived his allotted three score years
and ten, his writings never grow old.
The manuscript of his last work,
"Ulvungerne," has been sent to the
publishers and the book will appear
about Dec s.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lie have lived for some
time in Paris and there was quite a
holiday in the house Nov. 6, when hun
dreds of kilograms, bouquets and pres
ents arrived. Among the presents was
gold watch from his children. and
it was the second one he has owned.
But he has constantly carried his old
silver watch, which he received at con-
firmation over tifty-five years ago.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
UNITE THREE KINGDOMS.
Federation Of Sweden, Norway and
Denmark Is Suggested.

Federation Of Sweden, Norway and
Denmark Is Suggested.
A Helsingborg (Sweden) newspaper
has suggested a federation of all the
Scandinavian kingdoms, Sweden, Nor
way and Denmark.
1t is not intended that any material
change be made in the present form of
governments. but merely that the coun-
tries enter into higher union for the
purpose of preventing the absorption
by the larger powers of Europe Each
country is to be governed by a king
and parliament elected by the people,
but there will also be union con-
gress, the Oldest king to be at the head
OF the united kingdoms. Such a plan,
the paper states lis not less remark
able than that which created the Ger
man empire from number of small
states.
1t would have the advantage of solv-
ing the Norwegian question, in that it
contemplates the making of Norway an
Independent kingdom, with Prince
Carl of Sweden. married to Princess
'ngozerg of Denmark, as king.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
MODELS PRIZES.
Some Nor, Guesses on the Fortunate
Winners.


Some Nor, Guesses on the Fortunate
Winners.
There is still nothing certain regard.
ing the winners of the Nobel prizes,
Marconi may not receive the prize in
physics. Mr.. and Mrs. Currie, for
their discoveries regarding radium,
may divide the prize with Prof. Leon
ard, who prepared the way for Roent-
gems rays. It is also reported that
neither Bjornstjerne nor Henrik lbsen
will receive the prize in literature, but
that it will go to Herbert Spencer or
Echegary, the Spanish author. All
agree, however, that Prof Arrhenius
of Sweden will be awarded the prize
for chemistry, and DR.. Finsen of Co
penhagen the prize for medicine,
though he may divide it with Prof.
Pawlow of Prague. Algernon Swine
hurne and George Brandes are unani-
mously supported for the literary prize
by their respective countries. but
Count Wirsen will not vote for either.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

Mrs. GEORGE WALLACE, Jr.,
OF Elmira, N. Y, wife Of
George Wallace, broker, of
West Water Street, and living
at G87 Baldwin Street, saws:
lin March. 1897, l was cured
of kidney and bladder trouble
by Doan's Kidney Pills. My
physician said at that time that.
my life could be saved only
by an operation. Night after
night l had been kept awake
for hours at a time with ter.
rible pain in my back, and the
secretions from the kidneys
were in as bad a state as pos
siblc. / suffered with hemor.
rhagcs frequently and was in
q weak state. -Four boxes of
Doan's Kidney Pills cured me,
and l now gladly resndorse the
remedy, because during tho
time which has since elapsed.
nearly seven years, I have never
had the slightest sign Of q
return of the trouble"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

greatest exhaustion. This is very COM
mon sight and is almost always due to pei
vic catarrh.
1t is worse than foolish for 50 many
women to suffer year after year with dis
ease that can be permanently cured.
Peruna cures catarrh permanently. II
cures old chronic cases as we'll as slight
attack, the only difference being in tho
length Of time that it should be taken to
effect a cure.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac-
tory results from the use of Peruna, write
at once to DR.. Hartman. giving a full state
ment of your case. and he will be pleased
to give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of Tbs
Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus. Ohio.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
On Far Morthland.|
Norway Must Exhibit.

Although the new Norwegian min
istry is very lukewarm in the mater
of making an appropriation for Nor
wegian display at st. Louis next sim
mer, the press is very urgent that a
liberal sum be set aside and that In
ergetic action be taken. The govefn-
ment is of the opinion that the time5is
too short, and maintains that the for
mer storthing should have taken the
initiative. It is urged in the press
that Norway can hardly afford to be
the only civilized country to be unrep-
resented at the big exposition. Nor
way owes it to thousands of her chill
dren in America, who have done so
much for their mother country, to
make suitable display.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
IRISH sHREWDNEss.
How the Irishwoman Wished to Make
the Purchase,

How the Irishwoman Wished to Make
y. the Purchase.
She was a good-natured, happy-look-
Ing lrishwoman that walked into a
Germantown store few days ago ana
asked the price of collars that were
displayed in the window. The clerk re.
Piled that they were two for a quar-.
ter. a.
The woman then asked. How much
would that be for one?''
Thirteen cents answered the
clerk, quickly. 4. j. .5 FL.
The old woman pondered. and then.
with her finger figured on the sleeve
of her coat q, little longer. After, her
effort she demanded: VA,
That would make the other collar
II Scints, wouldn't itg Just give me
that one. Public Ledger. 5
s - ' ~
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
WHAT SICK KIDNEYS CAUSE.

KIDNEY COMPLAINTS Dia-
bctes, Bright's Disease, Int1am-
nation of the Kidneys, Dropsy
Swelling of the limbs or body,
incessant pains in the back or
loins.
BLADDER TROUBLES. - In
fammation of the bladder. in
famed passages, pain in passing
urine, incontinencc Of urine, too
much or too little urine.
URIC ACID TROUBLES
Rheumatism, Gravel, Gout,
Gall Stones, Lumbago.
NERVE TROUBLES Neural.
gia. Sciatica, Nervous Collapse,
Sleeplessncss, Melancholia.
Many other disorders arc
caused directly Or indirectly
by faulty kidney action, and
can be reached and cured by
Doan's Kidney Pills. This
remedy has cured every com
plant recorded above, and over
80, testimonials prove its
surprising merit.
SO cents per box, Of all deal
ers. or mailed on receipt of
price, by addressing Foster
Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
Had the Marks.

The father of a Kensington school
boy does not feel satisfied with the
progress his son is making in the pub
lie school which he is attending. The
other evening he said to his wife,
"Why is it that Johnnie never brings
home any good marks from SCHOOL,"
"He does" promptly answered the
fond mother.
But never see them"
They're not where you can" came
the quick reply.-Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
NO HURRY.
An immortal Being Had Pierty Of
Time to Souander,

An Immortal Being Had Plenty of
Time to Squander.
Joaquin Miller, the Poet Of the 81.
erras," recently visited friend in Bos-
ton. This friend, whose literary tastes
ran largely to Emerson, Browning and
Materlinck, found the venerable poet
IL sAe library one afternoon deeply alb
sofbed in book.
What are you readingoo"'' asked the
Bostonian.
"A novel by Bret Harte," replied the
poet.
The Hubbite shifted. 81 cannot see, .
said he. ''how an immortal being can
waste his time with such stuff
Are you quite sure" asked Miller,
that am an immortal being?"
why, of course you are" was the
unwary reply.
I'm that case," said the Californian
grizzly, II don't see why should be
so very economical of my time Lip
pincott's Magazine.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
FIRST KIDNEY PILL MADE.
THE ORIGINAL DISCOVERY.
THE ONLY GENUINE.

WM.H. NErGHBoRs, the we'll
known jeweler of West Main
Street, Wytheville, Va, says ::
"Some four years ago an attack
of grip settled in my back, and
/ have suffered off and on ever
since with a dull. heavy aching
across the small of my back,
always more severe in tho
morning. 1t was difficult for
me to stoop or straightcn. and
If / sat down for any length Of
time it was hard for me to
arise. ] took two boxes Of
Doan's Kidney Pills. and the
dull, disagrecablc aching left
me"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
Startled the Cashier,

Stranger-Are the walters here at
tentive to you?
Pretty Cashier-Sir-r-r.
Stranger-Oh, no offense, assure
you. 1 was only carrying out the in
structions as printed on the bill of
fare. which says: please report any
inattention Of walters to cashier" And
l thought if they are inattentive to
you I would report them--thats all
Baltimore American.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
New Railway Opened.

The Observation-Disclosures railway
was opened with the usual ceremonies
on Nov. &. 1t is only about fifty miles
long, but has forty-six tunnels. In
fact IL per cent of the line is under
the mountains. The construction,
which began seven years ago, was be-
set with many difficulties. The seen
cry is very picturesque and the line
should attract much tourist travel.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
Female Weakness is Pelvic
Catarrh.
Always Half Sick are the Women
Who Have Pelvic Catarrh.

Catarrh of any organ. If allowed to pro-
gress. will affect the whole body. Catarrh
without nervousness is very rare, but pelvic
catarrh and nervousness go hand in hand.
What is SO distressing 4 sight as poor
half-sick, nervous woman, suffering from
the many almost unbcarabie symptoms of
pelvic catarrh? She does not consider her
self i'll enough to go to bed. but she is far
from being able TO do her work without the
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
,swedes Will Fly Also.

G. Nyberg says that lie has solved
the problem of aerial navigation At
any rate he has made long and care
full study of the problem assisted by
many Swedish scientists. All the parts
of his machine have been finished and
the first experimental fight will be
made in a few weeks
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

II. B. McCAnvER of 2O1
Cherry Street, Portland. Ore
gon, inspector of freight cars
for the Transcontinental Com
pany, says: II used Doan's
kidney Pills for backache' and
other symptoms of kidney
trouble which had annoyed me
for months. l think . cold
was responsible for the whole
trouble. 1t seemed to settle in
my kidneys. Doan's Kidney
Pills rooted it out. 1t is several
months since | used them. and
up 10 date there has been no
recurrence of the trouble"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
HARDENING SEED.
Norwegian Experiments to Develop
New Varieties.

Norwegian Experiments to Develop
New Varieties.
Peter Hallstrom. chief OF the Royal
Biological institute, Lulea, Sweden. has
discovered process for hardening
oats, barley and other grain, so as to-
make it suitable for seed in Norrland's
soil. This has been done because ex-
periments with Canadian and other
foreign grain have been unsuccessful.
The process requires fivc to six years
to harden both seed corn. and growth
by gradually colder soil and atlno.
sphere. The first years seeding takes
place in greenhouse. whose tempera-
ture is kept at the lowest point posi-.
BILE. Later the experiments continue in
cold soil. The government is lelIay-
ing the expense Of the experiments.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
His Own Idea.

Your typewriter girl is always. close
ly yelled when she passes through the
Railways" '
yes. Don't tell anybody, but per.
suaded her to 1t. 1t givessa sort Of air
of mystery to my Office, and can't hurt
the. girl, because she's homelierthan a
mud fence, -" Cleveland, Plain Dealer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
More Finnish. outraqes.

A:a Hallonblad, formerly mayor of
Sordayala, FINLAND. from which posi-
ton he was removed by the Russian
government, was recently called to WI.
borg, where he was promptly arrested.
and sent to Russia. He was not al
lowed to arrange his affairs; nor to
communicate with his family or
friends. No reason for his arrest was
given, and even his destination was
kept secret. .55S;s ~ !;
Counts Gustaf and Karl Creutz. Fin
!nish land owners; but citizens OF swed-,
EN-, have been banished from Finland.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
ATOM strain.

Sir Thomas Upton. just before lie
3setlel for home, was telling some
friends about hissvisit' to i conrt room 81,
a slnv Fsland, during the progress, 81 u
@gaaE Iha isoners was sailed 10 th liz
Si1frShnd Ahe dpage said 4i4. 5s. ssss5;
3 1t 1 Y y Il. oty have read 4 record Isl
your former crimes and convict ons..''a
our worships; IL you. are really So
Ing to do that. I'd be very grateful Ii
you'd permit me to sit down - New,
York Times .ass
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
Amundsen Is Safe.

Letters from Capt. Amundsen and
other members Of the Gjoa expedition
dated at Goothavn, Greenland, July 80,
have been received. The magnetic OBJ
servations for the verification OF the
instruments had been successfully
completed. Capt Amundsen was plan
ming to proceed through Lancaster
sound and go in winter quarters on
Beechy island.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
Buy Norwegian Falls.

Gjemso Kloster water falls. power
station and real estate on Kloster
island, SSein, Norway, has been sold
to Director Hjorth of Christiania for
100000 kroner. Mr.. Hjorth, however,
merely represents foreign syndicate
which will operate the works.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
PATENTS.

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Bror Anglund, Minneapolis, Mimi,
computing device: Arthur Beard, Min..
neapolis. Mimi, duplicating whist
case; John Clayton, Minneapolis,
MINI, plow; Seward Dean. Minneapo-
lis, Mimi, time recorder: Joseph Luss.
Ter. Minneapolis, Mimi, grain drill;
John d. Roberts, st. Paul, Mimi, fur
mace; Joseph Schlehr. Frazee, Mimi,
nut lock: John Clayton. Minneapolis,
Mimi, show case.
Lothrop & Johnson, patent lawyers 9l1
and 9l2 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
A Royal Dairyman.

Christian ". (15sS-165S) was Den
marck's first great dairyman. He es-
tablished a dairy at Copenhagen with
400 COWS and sold large quantities of
butter. Many improvements in butter
making were made and he appears to
have paved the way for Denmark's su-
premacy as dairy country.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
His Record Clear.

Tourist-Did you-er--ever shoot
man?
Bronco Bill-No, lady; I've plugged
few Indians, greasers and dudes, but
I never killed a human!-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

TO Cure Cold IN One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Qutnfne Tablets Al
dfugsistsrsfund money! it fails toc66re. 30
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
Nordenskiold Found.

All the members of the Nordensk.
jold Antarctic expedition have been
landed at Buenos Ayres by the Argen.
tine warship Uruguay which found the
men on Louis Philippe and Seymour
island.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

Lots of men have so much genius
that they are unable to do anything
but sit in the shade and think about
it.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

Don't aspire to the limit OF dignity,
or some near-sighted person may mis-
take you for a butler.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
Disasters on the Sea.

The Norwegian bark Capella, en-
route from Arendal, Norway, to Table
Bay, South Africa, Nov. "a. went un-
der near Borbjerg, Jutland The yes
sci and crew of fifteen men were
lost.
The Norwegian steamer Victoria
was wrecked Nov. "a. just outside
Stavanger harbor. Five corpses were
washed ashore.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
Debts of Sweden and NORWAY.

In Sweden the annual expenses OF
the government amount to 1874 kroner
per capita, but in Norway the average
is AIS kroner. The national debt of
Sweden averages 81 kroner. but in
Norway the share II 4aslroner Tor
each person. In Norway the debt ex-
ceeds the value of the government
property, including the railways.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
Mobiles Are Salvationists.

Most distinguished names appear on
the rolls OF the Salvation Army in
Denmark. Highest of all stands Prin-
cess Marie. Then comes Count Trampe
and next Baron Joseph Plessen, fol.
lowed by a number of high officials.
All are extremely loyal to the Army
and observe the week of self-denial
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

Shads should be pretty.:suT OF any
thing they feel in their bones.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

Ars. Windows soothing syrup ..ss
Eee notwithstanding, soften. tosErms. reduces q,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

. Dirty streets and dirty pqiitnss-arc
twin evils. 8
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS..

No man is wise who is unable to
realize the uncertainty of sure thing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

Mustard plasters come under the
head Of drawing instruments.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-12-11

daieS xossips are sthe Il, E5r s. Of the