The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-05-25
PHONOGRAPH STIRS RACE War
GLOISTEINS FOLLOWERS HEAR
FORGOTTEN SPEECHES.

Moment Of Great joy Repeated IN the
Presence OF Pat Kehse-The Machine
Wrecked In tho Row That Follows.
August j. Gioistein. president Of tho
Gloistein Fishing Club, and several OF its
prominent members attended . phono-
graph party last night In Wissig's wine
cellar In Grand street. Tho phonograph
belonged to Gus Anger, . retired East Side
baker.
Several weeks ago Anger invited tho
crowd to party In an uptown hall and IN
the early hours OF the morning induced
them to make speeches and sing into his
phonograph He didn't explain at the
time that he intended to let the crowd
hear the records at some future date. he
wisely kept In tho background last night
and the invitations to the affair were Issued
In the name OF Bismarck Ruskow.
The folks at last nights party had for
gotten the speeohmaking whom Ruskow
announced we will now hear der first
selection nit der talkin' machine.
Tho phonograph' gave out something
like this:
Aoh, der lieber Augustine. Augustine.
vatp Vat? Der Dutch beat der Irish. Der
Irish iss no good. Hooray Tor der Chef-
Chorus Of vo!ees-Hooray f9r GlolstenT ?,
the 'SS house. sea- 81 sit down. you harp-Br.r-r-r.
When the machine stopped Pat Kehoe;
to his feet. "Did yez say that?' he yelled.
shaking his fist at Gloistein.
= didn't replied dIoistein' Der ma
Il recognize your voice." said Kehoe.
.Yez may deny decs your race but y'z cant
der nexdt selection, Ruskow announced.
and peace was restored. Something. that
might have been song burst forth.
The words were:
0 no. o no, me name Is Paddy Kshee. fE ZEN
sins yen me sons about me scesfhs aT t sSs
TG her tie, xh her 81 %s .sSTs back
&hoop. whqopee. hooroo. hooroo. sh. Oh.
'' Tn. authorship Of tho next record was
plain from the start
I beienis " to der CUB. iaont mindt ssyin
dat Ges vas too m1y LA Der
dot Ke nc, 'G undt Pad Connolly didn't prin
up q croudt Of Irishmens Hndt ou,vote ~, hs
pIifs d Dc Se oaId! u prfe dem ouid;
Lave mo at him! Lave me al hl!pl
Sit down. Paddy. sit down: Trinidad
OF won't sit down. 81 won't be insured
By any Grand street Dootch.nan. B-E-r-r-r.
kehoe was glazing at Wagner as the next
record was reeled on:
You all know me. me. Louis Cells OF der
Hanfield House. ] agree init wagner. IroW
der Irish ouid OF der Club. >.
You're right Louis. Charlie Wagner Is NIT
you effery time.
When this selection came to an end Wiss
prevented hostilities by announcing that
q fresh keg Of beer would be tapped. The
next selection broke up the party. 1t
was plainly in Wagner's voice:
say again. drife ouid der !sish from, der
club. Efery time We go hshing We don =
catch any t1!h because OF der Irish. Dey vas
regular hoodooes.
4Do yen say that, Wagner?' shouted
Kehoe.
aDer machine said i'd said Wagner.
"Nivver mind the machine, Oh know your
voice. replied Kehoe.
well, I am glad said i'd. replied Wag-
ner. I've VIII keep dot machine undt der
nexdt time you 60 to q cherman pigniE.
for vat you said aboud der Chermans,
Kehoe made a dash for the phonograph.
f,anked by four fellow workers In the marble
yards. In the general miy-np Kehoe and
his friends managed to break the machine
and records While Kehoe was putting
the finishing touches on the work OF demo-
ltion wissig opened a side door and the
German members Of the club escaped