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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-03-11
HUSTLE ILLUSTRATED
Old Empioye Learns Why Young
Man Was Jumped Over Him.

Some of the elderly men who are
trudging along at the same gait as ever
in the houses where they are employed
at the same salary they received %
years ago, may benefit by the following
incident, which occurred only last week
in a downtown store:
A young man, who came into the
place less than two years ago, was ad
vanced over a man who had been there
so years. The latter went to the proprie-
tor and complained that such treatment
service was unjust The proprietor,
without pretending TO notice the COM
plant, asked.
What is that noise in the street?''
The old employe replied that he did
not know and waited.
Better find out" said the proprietor.
The old employee went out and return
ed with the infOrmat ton that the noise
was made by wagons
How many wagons?' asked the pro
etor
The old employe said he hadn't count
Better find out" said the proprie-
tor.
The old employe went out again and
returned with the information that there
were eight.
What was the cause of the noise?9
asked the proprietor.
The old employee said he didn't know
and the proprietor suggested that at
had better ascertain. The old employe
went out the third time and returned
with the information that the teamsters
were hurTying to load their wagons with
/ goods.
The proprietor then touched the bel
on his desk, which summoned the young
man who had been advanced. The pro-
prietor asked him.
What is that noise in the street,"
Il will see" replied the young man
who went out and returned a few mo
( ments later with the following report
There are eight wagons out there anc
the teamtsers are hurrying to load then
| with goods.
The proprietor then turned to the ole
employee and said:
DO YOU understand now why thi:
young man was advanced over your
The old employe understood, but hi:
knowledge came too late.-New Yorl
sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-03-11
CHANCES YOU DAILY TAKE.
Some of the Risks OF Every Day
Existence.

You may cross the three most danger
Gus streets in Manchester, on an aver
age 900 times in safety, but the three
thousandth time you will be run over,
says London Answers If you are not,
somebody else will be in your place. for
the average per year never falls by
more than q point or two, either here
or in London But in London you can
only pass the crossing al Bla ckfTiars
Bridge which is the most dangerous
spot in the city, $50 times. You may
be the lucky person who escapes by
chance. but somebody is certain to suf-
fer to keep the average up, counting the
( accidents over space of five years up
to date Next comes the Mansion House
crossing, with a zoo TO 1 chance Glas-
gov is rather unlucl1y in this line, with
a , 0o0 to / chance for each person who
crosses, which is high as provincial
cities go.
Not many people who occasionally
find themselves in the country, or who
live there. give much attention to their
chance of being gOred by bull. Yet
they have small but certain chance of
that nisadventure; and the odds against
it, in your own case, for instance, pro-
vided you are not a farmer nor have
the care of cattle, is just 4,999.97S to l.
I This leaves out all children who are not
I old enough to run the risk, and all peo-
/ pie who never leave the towns. But
/ your chance of being removed from this
4 world by violent means through any OF
! the various risks the country offers be-
/ tween being accidentally shot and being
run over on the roads is one in 5000. as
4 against the likelihood of meeting with a
/ quiet ending in the natural way.
/ Should you drive a horse, or pony, and
/ trap, it is only 5000 to 1 that you are
not killed, which seems high percent
/ age; but few people guess what a large
number Of fatal trap and carriage acct
dents occur, and are only heard of local
! ly, whereas a motor car fatality is
blazOned all over the country. However
your horse and trap may not kill you
but merely necessitate your return home
/ on a shutter and in a damaged condi-
ton, the odds against which, taking
town and country together, are only 800
to J. Even the best drivers seldom real
lie how completely after all. they are
at the mercy Of the horse and what q
small thing will cause an accident.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-03-11

April is one Of the best months in the
year to visit California. Colonist rates
to California points via the Santa Fe,
March 8 to June Is, 1908.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-03-11
Some Cor Ta BG ! ore s1aknce
Final Clearance Sale Of Msdium and Heavy
weight Clothing, none carried over. RI
SIS, SIS, $I2. so Suits Y
and Overcoats, now ~
Handsome New
Spring Clothes.

T7here's something about Hart
Sehaffner C Marx clothes by
\ which you may identity
them even more certainly than
the 'ssmall- thing o-look-f for"
label; it goes into them before
the label.
It is a style, a quality, tail
ored-by- hand touch to them; a
harmony of fabrics, trimmings,
etc.; a Thoroughbred" look
about them almost never found
in other ready made clothes.
The fact that we can't define
it doesn't make it any less real ;
you can see it, without fully real
ling what it is; we can't show it
or tell you fully about it until
you wear the clothes-then we
won't need to; it's one of the
things that make the label 6 a
big thing to find.'
The fact is Hart sehaffner & Marx
clothes are the kind you should buy
for your own sake, not for ours
They're good clothes-for you.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-03-11

of the week. The meeting viii be at the
same hour each day
The ladies of the churches which are
assisting in the union revival services
have united in decorating the interior OF
the tabernacle. American flags with gar
lands and bunting form the method Of
decoration.
Rev. Mr.. Lewis the Methodist Epis-
copal minister of Wakarusa, and Rev.
Mr.. Wilson, the pastor of the United
Brethren church at Americas, Kas
were visitors at the revival
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-03-11
shinwrirhts Strike.

New York, March 11.-Three hundred
shipwrights. carpenters, joinsrs and
caulkers went on strike at the Town
send & Downey ship building yard on
Shooters island today The members of
the union employed in other yards are
most affected. There are now rs men
formerly employed at the Townsend &
Downey yard on strike. The 200 men
at the Burlee dry dock and ship building
yards at Port Richmond who We1t on
strike yesterday are still out.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-03-11

Doctor ]. Albert Berry. speciality dis
eases of digestion, 725 Kan ave. Tel. 765
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-03-11
INTERNATIONAL TROLLEY
Line to Be Built from New York to
Montreal

Hoosick Falls. n. Y. March 1L-Plans
are being mapped out by trolley promoters
for a road to connect New York with
Montreal the line to run via Vermont. ac-
cording to reports here. The specifications
call for at least y miles Of track and CON
neetions Will be made with the important
trolley roads in eastern New York and
the Berkshires and nearly a dozen systems
i'm New York. Among those which Will
serve as feeders for the projected line are
the Troy Traction company. the Benning-
ton and HoOsick Valley Railway company,
the Hudson Valley line. the Troy and New
England company and the Berkshire
Street Railway company. with about tiff
teen other corporations Of less Importance.
The scheme is said to be backed by cap
italists of New York and Boston
The proposed line would have many 2 f
tractive resorts along it. the principal one
to be developed being on Lake Champlain.
I owe my whole life to Burdock Bloc
Bitters Scrofulous sores covered my
body. I seemed beyond cure. B. b. b.
has made me a perfectly well woman
Doctor ]. Albert Berry. speciality dis
eases of digestion, 725 Kan ave. Tel 765
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-03-11
announcement for Duelists.

Berlin. March 11-First Lieutenant
Werner Won Grauwert. son of the lieu
tenant general of that name who killed
DR.. Ayre. a lawyer of Flensburg in a
duel on January %, and who was SEN
fenced by a military court to two years
imprisonment in a fortress has been
pardoned by an imperial cabinet order
The newspa pers refer TO the pardon as
a .dispensation' and as tending to en-
courage all duelists. The duel occurred
in pursuance to the findings of a mill
tary court Of honor.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
WHERE OLD NECKTIEs GO.
'ast-Offs That Are Made Over and
 Sold for New.

Don't imagine" said an experienced hotel housekeeper, that the hall boys or elevator boys wear all the wornou. necktiAs you give them or that they take them home to their fathers anc brothers, eI send them to aunts in the country who are making crazy quilts They know where there is an old mar and his wife in the heart of the ol1 Tenderloin who buy old neckties at : price that gives the hotel boys fal more pocket money than they need tC spend. The old folks clean and renovato the ties and sell them in some stores for new. The old ties are ripped apart, steamed, scrubbed and put togethe: again. When they are pressed or al tered in shape they look like new
 An English square of fairly good material will sell for half d. dollar. The old man and woman l speak of will make neat four-in hand and two made-up bows out of it. The fUur-in- hand she sells for 50 or 15 cents. The bows will net D cents each. Not a bad profit.
 Ii found this out from bell boy
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
"A GREAT TRUTH
How It Spread From Home to Home
 in Arizona

In every part of Phoenix; in the homes of the wealthy, in the humble abode of the man of toll, 'tis now a well-known fact-a great truth-that DouD's Kidney Pills have brought more comfort to backache sufferers and cured more sick kidneys than any medicine of modern times. Read this:
 Mrs. Ysabel Moreno. of 97 South Main St, Tucson. AriZ., says: "I suffered more or less with my kidneys for near ly six years, indicated by pain through the arms, shoulders, across the small of the back and down through the loins. l knew it was of a rheumatic tendency but what to do to stop it was mys- tery. During the entire winter of 1902 l was miserable and constantly on the outlook for some means to check the trouble. Reading advertisements about people who had been cured by using Deans Kidney Pills influenced me to go to d drug store for a box. l followed up the treatment by using q second and a third when the annoy ance ceased. I gave Doan's Kidney Pills a thorough test and r know from the results obtained that they can be depended upon."
 For sale by all dealers. Price soc per pox. Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo, N. r.. sole agents for the U. $. Remember ] he name-Doan's-and take no other.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
LEs1L ADVERTISEMENTS
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Homestead Entry No. 1921.
 Department of the Interior.

Land office at Tucson, Arizona, Aug. 25, 190S-Notice is hereby given that the following named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the Clerk of the Probate Court at Phoenix, Arizona. on Monday. October 26, 1903, viz: Edward Brewster. oi Buckeye, Arizona, for the s. F.. A s. w. II, Sec. D. and N. F N. w. + and s. w. A N. w. 1i, Sec. 8, T. &, R. ? w., c. & s. R. B. & NJ.
 He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of said land. viz: Thomas J. Levy. of Liberty. Arizona. Charles A. Mcclellan, of Liberty. Ari- Zona.
 James w. Collins, of Liberty, Ari- zona.
 William Mcdonald, of Liberty, Ari- zona.
 MILTON R. MOORE,
 Register First publication Aug. 2. 1903.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
NO SUBSTITUTE OFFERED.

Say what you will about druggists offering something just as good" be- cause it pays better profit, the fact still stands that ninety-nine out of a hundred druggists recommend Cham berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy when the best remedy for di- arrhoea is asked for, and do so be- cause they know it is the one remedy that can always he. depended upon, even in the most severe and dangerous cases. Sold by all druggists.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
THE BOSS WORM MEDICINE.

H. P. Kumpe, druggist. Leighton. Ala, writes: "One of my customers had a child, which was sick, and threw up all food, could retain nothing on its stomach. He bought one bottle of Whites Cream Vermifuge, and il brought up 119 worms from the child. It's the boss worm medicine in the world" Whites Cream Vermifuge is also the childrens tonic. It improves their digestion and assimilation of food, strengthens their nervous system and restores them to the health, vigor and elasticity of spirits natural to childhood. 25c at Elvey & Hulett's.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
HelH Wanted

WANTED-Young man for ranch work C. J. Cornell, % North Centre street. E,-Buildirg and Loan men Hustlers; men accustomed to making big money. State experience. Box 11S4. Bisbee, Arizona.
 W WANTED-GIRL FOR GENERAL house work. Apply Mrs. McNeil 4th avenue and Van Buran.
 WANTED-Healthy woman or girl for general housework; reasonable pay. Apply at 4T5 North Fifth avenue
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29

who was called before the manager one day to explain how it was that he had $35 in his telescope trunk when ne had been in the hotel only three months was q waif when employed. and had paid out more than half he had in wages for his uniform. We sent one of the porters to verify his neckte story and found it all right. New York Times
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
Miscellaneous Wants

MISS WELCH-Desires to inform the public that she has moved her studio to $46 w. Monroe where she will be glad to see all intending to study music.
 WANTED-HOuseS to rent and sell See me at once. w. Wyatt Edwards 34 North Center street. Room 6. CLOTHING or dellcacIes Tor the poor and sick can be left at the rooms of the Women's Christian Temperance Union, corner of Monroe and Central Ave. They will be carefully distri- buted. Those in need please call. WANTED-You to know that we will pay you cash for your secondhand goods, or will exchange new ones for them. Doris -Heyman Furniture Cc COMMONWEALTH AUCTION CO, 26 and 2S West Adams St. will pay the highest cash price for anything you want to sell.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
CHOLERA INFANTUM.

CFtOLERA INF'ANTUM.
 Ths disease has lost its terrors since Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Di- arrhoea Remedy came into general use. The uniform success which attends the use of this remedy in all cases of bow el complaints in children has made it a favorite wherever it's value has be- come known. For sale by all druggists.
 As We grow older we find that We ad- mire nice men more and pretty girls less.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
THE PERFECT LIVER MEDICINE

Mrs. M. A. Jolley, Noble, o. T., writes: "I have used Heroine for number of years, and can cheerfully recommend it as the most perfect liver medicine, and the greatest blood puri- fer. IL is medicine of positive merit, and fully accomplishes all that is claimed for it." Malaria cannot find a lodgment in the system while the liver is in perfect order for one of its func- tions is to prevent the absorption Of fever producing poisons. Heroine is a most efficient liver regulator soc at Elvey & Hulett's.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
CURES SCIATICA.

Rev. w. L. Riley. L. L. D.. Cuba, New York, writes: After fifteen days of eXcruciating pain from sciatic rheu- matism, under various treatments, was induced to try Ballard's Snow Liniment, the first application giving my first relief. and the second, entire relief. I can give it unqualified recom- mendation." 25c, soc and s1.O0 at Elvey S. Hulett'S
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
THE HAIR BRUSH.
Breeds Dandruff, Which Causes Falling
 Hair and Finally Badness.

Prof. Unpa. Hamburg, Germany, European authority on skin diseases, says that dandruff is as contagious as any other malevolent disease, and that one common source of the spread of dandruff is the use-of the same hair brush by different persons. The way to avoid catching dandruff or any other disease from another's brush, is to in- sist on the use of Newbro's Herpicide. It not only kills the dandruff germ. but the catching of any disease whatever through contagion of another's brush. Sold by leading druggists. Send 10c in stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co. Detroit, Mich.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
PERSONALLY INTERESTED.

So you have abandoned Populisr: forever.
 Yes, sir" answered Farmer Corn tossel. Ever since I went 10 town and got two plugged dimes and q Canada quarter I'm heart and soul with the people who are standin out for hone | money in the strictest sense of the phrase. e.''-Washington Star.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
REPULSIVE FEATURES,

Blackheads, pimples greasy faces and muddy complexions, which are SO common among women, especially girls at certain age, destroying beauty. disfguring and making repulsive. feat ures which would otherwise appear at tractive and refined, indicate that the liver is out of order. An occasional dose of Heroine will cleanse the bowels. regulate the liver and so establish a clear. healthy complexion. soc at FL vey & Huletts.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
Situations Wanted

WANTED-Position as cashier or saleslady. References, experience. Address Cashier" care of this office. JULIUS ENSTEIN-Expert ac- countant, audits books, opens and closes books, draws balances. Rates reasonable. office 2S West Adams St. WANTED-Wo of any kind by young man. H. Rand 324 East Wash ington.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
MATERNAL PRIDE.

First loung Wife-The photograph -r said my baby was the prettiest baby he'd ever seen.
 Second Young Wife-That's strange. He said the same thing about mine.
 First YCurg Wife-Well. I suppose he saw your baby before he saw mine boston Globe.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29

Kider-The weather here very rarely agrees with my cousin.
 Katz-How's that?
 kidder-He's the state weather fore caster-Toledo Blade.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
HAS ITS ADVANTAGES.

She-Still play solitaire? Don't you find it rather dull game sometimes? .?
 He-It isn't exciting. that's q fac. !: but then one isn't bothered every five minutes by somebody saying. What's trumps ?"-Boston Transcript.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
HEH CHOICE OF BIRDS.

Do you think that she liked her husbands buying that parrCt?'
 "She didn't care; she said anything but q stork. Town Topics.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
A GEuRGIA MAXIM.

Don't be discourag ged-keep on tryin' An you will get yer wish: Sometimes the very shortest line Pulls up the biggest fish,
 Atlanta Constitution.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
IN BLYTHE KANSAS.

Mother, may l SC shock the wheat?' "Oh. no; my darling daughter The field is full of the elite I don't think that you oughter."
 Chicago Tribune.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
AFTER TITLES.

The girl who marries for title Seems ere long to be .Lore anxious for another one. and that is '-divorcee."
 Philadelphia Bulletin.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29

For lazy liver try Chamberlain's vigorate the liver, aid the digestion, Stomach and Liver Tablets. They in regulate the bowels and prevent bilious attacks. For sale py all druggists.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
EASE ON THE EXCHANGE.

Bob-Archie has just bought seat on the stock exchange.
 Edith-The dear boy I shall make him two nice sofa pillows for it at cnce.-Judge.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
THE MAN FROM CHICAGO.

Yes. he told me he was not d marry ing man."
 Why, he's been married three times
 But they don't call that anything in Chicago. o."-CIeveland Plain Dealer.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
For Rent

FOR RENT.-Room furnished, cool shady; no sick. 1032 South 2nd Ave. FOR RENT-Furnished and uniurnish- ed houses. close In. E. E. Prowel. 230 South First avenue, opposite Santa Fe passenger depot. FOR RENTING houses at 253 and 231 East Madison street. Apply 245 East Madison.
 FOR RENT-Furnished and unfur- nished houses: all sizes; kinds and prices; also, houses, lots and ranches for sale. w. K. James, room 5. Nicholson building.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29

Some how it is hard to feel sympa- thetic when a big, fat, good natured looking man tells his troubles-Atch- ison Globe
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
San Francisco and Return, S45.45.
The Southern Pacific

is 230 miles the shortest route to the coast. Desert passed in night. day light trip through beautiful San Der nardino valley. Trains leave at con- venient time, viz: 6:15 D. m (city time) arriving Los Angeles 11:25 a. m., next morning. Dining cars on all trains.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
TRY IT.

And have you ever noticed, With feeling of surprise, You really cannot recollect The color of her eyes?
 New York Evening Sum-
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
NOT NEARLY.

Charlie SciWab's successor Must be green, or else a kid; Fer he doesn't get in print as much As what our Charlie did.
 Houston Post.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
EASILY ARRANGED.

Gerald-You remember that you bet kiss on the election?
 Geraldine-Yes: but l understand that an official count will be required to de- eide the result
 Gerald-Well. I'll pay the bet now and if it turns out later that I have won you can pay me back.-Brooklyn Life.
 No man or woman in the state will hesitate to speak well of ChamberIain's Stomach and Liver Tablets after once trying them. They always produce a pleasant movement of the bowels, inn prove the appetite and strengthen the digestion. For sale by all druggists.
Arizona republican., 1903-08-29
For Sale
AUCTION At 33 South First Ave.

AON k0N
 At 33 South First Ave. SATURDAY, August 29, 1903, at p. m. Fine lot of iron beds, springs, mattresses, chiffUniers, dressers, com modes, center tables, extension table, rockers. chairs. refrigerators, carpets, mating couch, etc. Phoenix Auction Co., Ructioneers. Geo. F. Mclean, manager
 AUCTION-Thursd September 3rd. at 10 a. m.. at McNulty ranch. one quarter mile southwest $. F. P. & P. stocEyards, of forty head of excellent milk cows, twenty heiiers and seven milk cans. Six months credit, ice water. free lunch. Wilcox Brothers. J. A. Fulwiler. Auctioneer. FOR SALE-Plano lor sale, also one for rent. Miss Welch's studio. 346 w. Monroe.
 FOR SALE-One good cow horse and stock saddle, Rrorcoe corrall, Five Points.
 FOR sAtt.-Four full Jersey heifers, two eligible to registry; one Jersey bull eligible to registry. Ten straight Durham COWS, one fine three-year- old Durham bull. Commonwealth Auc- tion Co. E6-2s w. Adams St. FOR sALE-Peaches, cents per pound; pears and nectarines, cent. Old Smith ranch, 6 1niles from Phoe- nix on Grand Ave.
 FOR SALE-73 cows: milk sold al ranch for SIPS per hundred. Address P. o. Box 1892
 FOR SALE-12-room lodging house To- foI ,1n house cannot be built for the money Pascoe, 1l0 North Center street. FOR SALE-S0 acres with full water right in Grand canal, about s miles west of Phoenix; se5 per acre. The best buy in the valley For particu- lars address l.. ", P. o. box SIS. FINE RIPE PEACHES to be had at Glendale Fruit Farm. FOR SALE-2U acres three miles s. W. from Tempe; small frame house and tent house: one and one-fourth acres in fruits, balance alfalfa; water right in Tempe canal; owner going away Address F. C. B., box 434, Phoenix. FOR SALE-7O cows; also 90-gallon milk route with outfit complete; will sell separate or together. Enterprise Dairy, North Center street FOR SALE-Two-story brick house, nine rooms; bath, screen porch, chic ken yard, etc; plenty shade East front. A snap. Call POS South 1th ave or see Massie FOR SALE-Five-room brick cottage; north and east front; bath; screen porch, etc; newly papered; just the | place for small family. Address
 P. O. Box 434
 i FOR SALE-I5 acres five miles north east of Phoenix, in orange belt; three-room frame house, we'll and cistern. For particulars address box | 434
 FOR SALE-Two-story brick house; s rooms; chicken yard; plenty shade; | lawns, etc; snap if taken at once | Call S36 N 2nd St.
 FOR SALE-One of the best paying drug stores in Arizona Address P | O. box 434 FOR SALE-A Densmore typewriter | No. 2, in good condition. Apply al 1 Republican office. -.