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The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23
A Thoughtful Man.

NJ. NJ. Austin Of Winchester, Ind,
knew what to Go In the hour Of need.
His wife bad such an unusual case OF
stomach and liver trouble, physicians
could not help her. He thought Of and
tried DR.. Kings New Life Pills and she
got relief at once and was finally cured
DULY 25c at City Drug Store, Rath q
Bainbaldge.
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23
For liver troubles and constipation

For liver troubles and constipation
There's nothing better in creation
Than Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills
They always effect cure and save doc
tor bills.
Little Early Risers are different from all
other pills. They do not weaken the
system, but act AS Il tonic to the tissues
BY arousing the secretiOns and restoring
the lverto the full performance of Its
functions naturally. Rath & Bainbrldge
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23
Lease of 100 Acres.

! willlease my land, 100 acres north Of
the town site of Dodge City for period
of 3 years with option for further time
Same, to be fenced by lessee. State
amount you are willing to give per year.
Rent payable annually in advance on
Noy. LIST. Address CORNELIUS GAR
DENER, Fort Smelling, Minnesota.
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23
S. c. Brown Leghorns.

Single Comb Brown Leghorn eggs for
sale from birds of a noted Eastern
strain $3.50 per 10, $2.75 per 80. Sec
ond pen $l.OO per Is. No more
stock for sale. S.P. REYNOLDS, Dodge
City, Kansas,
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23

April 7 and 81 the Rock Island System
will sell round-trip tickets to points West
and Southwest as well as to points in Old
Mexico at one iare plus $780, Liberal
stopover privileges.
Unequaled opportunity to visit the
growing South west and quaint Old Mex
leo atsmall cost.
For fall particulars, tickets, etc., see
nearest Rock Island agent -
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23

Word has been received here Of the
illness of Mrs. Ed Kirkpatrick of Arkan-
sas City. Atpresent Mrs. Kirkpatrick is
in hospital at Wichita
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23

The show at tile opera house last night,
"Sandy Bottom, had a fair attendance
and was better than the average show
that has come here during the past
season,
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23

DR.. H. W. Garrett aud wife will move
to Military avenue the first Of May, to the
house which has been occupied by John
Jones.
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23

j. W. Bergman, Of Ashland, who ls
vlce-presldent Of the State Bank of Com.
merce here, wasa visitor in Dodge City
oh Monday.
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23
Notice..

Parties knowing themselves indebted
to me for service fees for Norwalk, call
on Frank Loop and settle for same at
once, JOE BRIGGS. At
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23
$I.OO Per Bushel.

Genuine Red River Seed Potatoes at
l.. MARTINS. Either Early Ohlos or
Triumphs.
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23
Visitors all say thatDodge City has The
best city park and fair grounds in West
ern Kansas.
1000 Percent Profit.

Mulvane, Kans., Feb. u, 1901.
Pepsin Syrup Co., Monticello, Ill.
Gentlemen This is to certify thattwo
sample bottles and one 6fty-cent bottle Of
Dr.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin entirely
cured me Of a bad case Of indigestion and
constipation caused by over.eatlng and
lack Of exercise. realized $500 worth
Of benefit from hfty.cent Investment
Respectfully, John A, Reed. Doc and
$l.0O bottles. It economy to buy the
Sl.OO slze. Soldby Pine 4 Bond, Pal
ace Drug Store.
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23

Several new instruments have been
purchased by the two bands of the city.
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23

Next week will settle whether or mol
the band will give summer concerts
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23
$3.50 Per Hundred.

Ground Oyster shells at LEROY MAR
TINS.
The Globe-republican., 1903-04-23

Steps are being taken for observing
Memorial day in Dodge City,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
Woman and Her Books

1t is the book a woman marks tfraT is
the only true index to her character.
This conclusion has been arrived at
after a long and persistent study Of the
Sex. A woman never marks a book
openly, as man does, with a flourish Of
marginal notes and references convey
ing the impression that he is conversant
with other books besides this one. He
who has a pencil always handy viii
think nothing of using it on any and
all occasions. 1t is like entering the
holy of HOLES to read books that some
women have marked. It is a violent
rending asunder of the veil which she
hangs before the door Of her heart.
The marks with which woman scores
her favorite passages at eighteen will
be effaced at twenty, and she must have
changed but little to leave those Of
twenty uneffaced at twenty fve.-New
York World.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
Matches Slower NJ Night.

'You know that the vital energies are
at lower ebb at night than in the day
time" said Am old matchmaker. Would
you believe that some Watches-espe-
cially the cheaper ones-are similarly
affected?
You k110w a good matchmaker al
ways wants several days in which to
regulate a timepiece. That is because
the only way to regula tie it properly is
to compare it with Il thermometer at
the same hour every day. Otherwise
the variations in the speed off the watch
will battle his efforts.
1.-The man to whom was ;apprentlceG
|; told me this, and ] thought the idea alb
surd. We were working late one night
and he called my attention to a lot of
watches that Were regulated and ready
to deliver. 1t was near midnight, and
every watch was slow. The better
timepieces had Jagged behind some Sec
onds. The cheaper watches were a
minute or more out of the way. Next
morning every one Of the lot was ex-
actly right.
E"The fact is you can regulate "a watch
ito make exactly twenty-four hours
day, but you can't persuade it to make
just sixty minutes in each of the twen~
tty-four hours. Why this is NO one can
ttell."-New York Times.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
A Skin Game.

makers and Dairymen's association.
A Skin Game.
Nine farmers out of ten run their
dairy herds on the lottery principle.
1t differs from the regular nickel-in-
the-slot lottery in that it deals with
dollars instead Of cents and that if
the game is run long enough and on
large enough scale the chances are that
the fellow who plays it will lose out.
A farmer goes to the city and sees
young man drop dime in a slot, turn
a handle and get 5 cents in return. He
calls the yOungster d fool. Then he
goes home and during the next year he
shoves $40 worth of good alfalfa and
milling trust bran into old %Brindle and
gets $50 in return. Of course he does
not call himself any names because he
keeps no count either of the feed Brin-
die eats or of the returns she gives.
He cannot be expected to blame him
self with a loss that he knows moth
ing about He knows that he paid off
$500 on the new forty and suppOses
that Brindle did her share. She GER
tainly did So but if she bad not done it
her owner would have been $40 ahead.
The moral rests in the fact that most
men who operate diaries do not know
what it costs to produce a gallon of
milk-Denver Field and Farm.
Stringent Dairy Laws.
There is no other food which finds
it's way to the human stomach which
is so susceptible to the influences which
control it's manufacture as butter, says
E. K. Slater From the cows udder to
the groceryman's counter the different
steps in it's manufacture are those in
which the utmost cleanliness should be
employed. Any measures adopted by
the state authorities to promote clean
illness should be enthusiastically well
coined by the butter consuming pub
lie, and the legislatures of those states
which do not have stringent dairy laws
should wake up to the fact that they
are owing the public debt which they
should lose little time in iquidating.
Farmers Get the Small End.
It is difficult to see why the farmer
should be expected to sell milk at
cents or less per quart when the milk
man receives s cents per quart for the
same milk delivered at the consumers
house in the city market, remarks
American Cultivator. The farmer pro-
vides the farm and buildings, the herd
of COWS, the hay and grain, the labor,
and takes all the risk of the industry,
while the city milkman needs only
horse and a milk wagon and plenty
of assurance to inform the milk pro-
ducer that he must work like a slave
for mere subsistence.
Results of Failure.
Chicago oieo factories during the
month Of August turned out q, 66S fif-
ty pound tubs of uncolored and 691
tubs of colored oleo. This is 20 per
cent less than the August make of 1902
and so per cent less than for August,
10n1 H. n Joxr, fI,o@ ie,o faiIY1,.o fhic
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27

The dairy business is q sort Of sheet
anchor for the farmer, says ii. Il.
Wright. He depends upon it in times
Of trouble and hard times. He knows
that the product of his dairy is a sort
of net profit to him except for the add
ed labor and the man who is raising
stock knows that he will not raise any
less number of calves if he milks the
COWS and makes the butter. He knows
that he will raise a larger number of
hogs than he otherwise could do. He
knows that if he milks his COWS and
his neighbor does not milk his the
neighbor will have just so much less
money. The banker and money lender
knows this as we'll, and in every dairy
section of the country times are al
ways better than in other sections.
Money is easier to get, land values are
higher, the people are in general more
prosperous, and agricultural conditions
are better.
This is one of the reasons why Iowa
and the states Immediately surround
ing her are the wealthiest agricultural
states of the Union. The farm where
dairying is carried on, the county, the
state or the section where butter and
cheese are made is the most certainly
successful and prosperous part of the
country.
We have many crops, many products
of the farm, but corn is king in Amer
lea and the dairy COW is queen. and
we are all their subjects, whether we
will Or no.
An Iowa Winner.
Mr. c. D. Elder won first in butter at
| the recent Iowa state fair with a score
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
Two Standards.

One of the strangest illustrations OF
the Ups and downs Of fortune comes
from Paris.
A rich Partisan banker became re-
duced through unlucky investments to
the SUM of 10000 francs. That amount
was poverty to him, and, overwhelmed
by his loss and the hopelessness of the
situation, he committed suicide.
The 10000 francs then fell to his
brother, who had been for years a pau
per, estranged from his family. But
to him such sum represented incred-
ible riches, and his reason was over
thrown. In moment of delirium he
jumped into the Seine and was drown
OIL
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
Jim Lanes Advice to Recruits.

During the civil war lot of young
fellows at Oskaloosa wanted to enlist
in the cavalry. Jim Lane told them
they would make a mistake if they
Joined ''hoss'' regiment. II tell you,
boys" he said, ''it will cost you a boss
apiece to join the cavalry. AS infan-
trymen you will be ordered to Missouri.
and you can ride one horse and lead
another when you come back."-Atchi-
son Globe
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
Where He Was Going,

There was Scot" said an English
man, '4who owned a fine orchard sur
rounded by "a hedge. One day as he en-
tered this orchard he saw neighbor
of his creeping on hands and knees
through the hedge so as to steal some
fruit.
"'Sawney, hoot, boot, mon! exclaim-
ed the Scot reproachfully, 'whaur are
We gangin'?
'"The discreet Sawney answered.:
"'Bock agen.'"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27

of 1884, He is one of the best known
Iowa buttermakers and is an active
member of the Eastern Iowa Butter
makers and Dairymen's association.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27

Hiram-That oldest boy Of Zeke's is
through school. and now Zeke is goin'
to hev him learn farmin'.
David-Guess Lot. The boy told me
he was goin' to be druggist.
Hiram-Well. he amt. Zeke said
this mornin' he was goin' to hev him
take a course in farmercy.-kansas
City Journal.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
A Hard PrOb1e EN-.

A certain debating society is discuss
ing the question as to which is the an
grier-the husband who goes home and
finds that the dinner is not ready or
the wife who has dinner ready and
whose husband does not come home.
1t is believed that the debate will end
in a draw.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
Provoking.

Eyes. dear, he caught me in his
arms
How shocking!'
-'and was just going to kiss me-
How awfully horridr'
-"when ma came in the room"
ooh, how provokingr'
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
Results of a Failure.

Chicago oleo factories during the
month Of August turned out 21,66S fif-
ty pound tubs of uncolored and 691
tubs of colored oleo. This is 20 per
cent less than the August make of 1902
and so per cent less than for August,
1901. For law that is failure this
is doing very well.-Hoard's Dairyman.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
Supreme Ability.
Villain

Friend-Your new heavy villain
seems adapted to the role.
Theatrical Manager-Yes. He can
pronounce the word revenge" with
fourteen "r's" and look it with thirty.
-Judoa
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
In the Honeymoon,

Adoring Bride--Jack. darling. is this
Wednesday or Thursday:
Doting Groom-I think it's Friday.
dearest.
"Of this week Y'-Life.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
A Little Gluten,

Papa-Tommy, you mustn't eat so
much. Everybody will be calling you
little "glutton." Do you know what
that is?
TOMMY suppose it's a big glutton's
little boy.-Philadelph Ledger.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27

Life is short, and we have never too
much time for gladdening the hearts
of those who are travelling the same
dark journey with us. Oh, be swift 10
love; make haste to be kind.-Amiel.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27
mi A n
WA n 7 T ID
We want a man in this locality
10 sell the world renowned
WHEELER & VIII. SON


10 sell the world renowned
WHEELER & WILSON,
the only sewing machine so far in
advance of all others that with it
the dealer can readily overcome all
competition. 1t is backed by rep
utation of so years unparalleled
success and thousands of the first
machines made are still giving
their owners faithful service.
We prefer a man with experience
in some kind of canvassing (but
this is not absolutely necessary
and who can procure horse and
wagon. To such person we can
offer exceptional inducements.
We do not sell our machines to
catalogue houses or department
stores. We furnish them to our
authorized agents only and protest
them in their sale.
This is a splendid opportunity
for some energetic man to establish
himself in a good permanent bust
ness.
When answering, please give full
information regarding yourself,
age, previous occupation, etc.
ADDRESS
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-11-27

Some people are slow, but sure, but
it's different with clocks
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-19
SIMPLE FASHIONS.
A Plain House Gown-The Question
 of the Skirt-sDring ColOrs.

A Plain House Gown-The Question
 of the Skirt-SDring Co1ors.
 The sketch of a simple house gown may be suggestive to the home dress maker or to any one who, weary of ! sfurbelows, wants gown trim, trig, fit Tor the business of living ala quite as sNsmart" as many more pretentious models, For really chic garment one must have a cut of firm, strong lines sninus all those wearisome minor de tails which only blur the clear picture that a well gowned woman presents. The imported model shown has the ad- wantage of this clear cut alsS easily ob tained effect. 1t has the hall mark of latest style in the added piece laid on about twelve inches from the hem. Be low the round yoked bodice central box plait lies on a simulated under bodice of velvet Another note of dis tinction is struck in the sleeves, which are skillfully gored at the wrist and set into shaped pieces of velvet. A tiny "Jesuit'' collar of velvet gives pretty finishing touch to this plain cloth neck band. Fine cloth, cashmere or any light but fairly firm material will carry out this design well.
 The skirt is five piece one cut to flow out at the hem and to fit the hips and waist without darts, and the shaped piece is best cut from the selvage, with the material opened at its full width.
 That ever new question, the shape of the fashionable skirt, Is not safe e.. I1,1% many indications point to shorter and fuller. skirts in the future. Round band trimmings and plaits are already much in evidence. According to Paris fashion authorities, 'tshort skirts will remain in vogue for morning wear, having quite short basqued or blouse
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-19
The way to Broil.

A hot, clear fire is indispensable. The gridiron should be scrupulously clean and heated thoroughly before the broil is put on it.
 Grease the bars of the gridiron with suet or kitchen fat; never with butter.
 Meat needss plenty of flare; fish but little.
 Put meat so near the fire that it will be in thu flare which the fat drops cause As soon as the surface on one side is Drowned turn and brown the other side. m
 After this turn frequently and re- move little from the fire to finish cooking.
 Beef an inch thick will require rom fifteen to twenty minutes broiling.
 Trim off the skin from mutton chops, leave only fat enough to make them palatable, and broil about ten min utes. Serve on9a hot dish, and put a piece of butter and d few drops of lem on juice on each chop.
 Broil pork chops in the same ways
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-19

sThen Evander spoke up and said that he'd be darned if he was goin' to tag on behind aslot O bears without gittin' a. chance to have shot at 'em, and so he'd go back home.
 'More'n likely that'll be a good idea for you, Evander,' says Uncle Si, for the chances is that the bears have cir eled round and gone back to the creek ag'in,' he says, 'and you can't help but run ag'in two or three of lem on your way in,' he says.
 ''So Evander said he didn't want to take no setch advantage as that of a party like our'n, and he stayed with us.
 ''We went down in the holler and s'arched and secuted and s'arched, but we couldn't git track O that drove Q bears, nowhow. By and by we heerd some one hollerin' and yellin' for help, off in a little swamp. He wanted help cause he was treed by a bear, he hol- lered, and all of us but Paley's Bob hur- ried over there to help him.
 s'Paley's Bob said he'd be consarned | if he hadn't lost his pocketbook com in down to the holler, and he must go back and look for it. Iguess he must a had hard time a fndin' of it., cause he hadn't got back yet when we left.
 ssThe feller in the tree was young Ike. A big bear was at the foot of the tree, sure enough, but see to once that he was deader'n milestone.
 "'Him and another one came tearin' in here says young Ike, comin' down ou to the tree, lookin' sheepish, and skinned up this tree. T'other bear went on, but this un squatted right at the foot O the tree, and I thought he was treein' me, and waitin' fer me to tumble out says young Ike.
 .Old Jake swore up and down that the dead bear was the one he had chased ten mile. Uncle Si declared it didn't make no difference whether Jake had chased the bear ten mile or twenty, it was the bear he had sent his rifle bullet into up in the laurels along the creek, Or it wouldn't be layin' there dead like it was.
 ssEh reckoned that the bear was one that would be alive and we'll yet if he hadn't sent that charge of lead into it just after young Nose had shot the bear dog Socky, and Gabe and Josh
 
 wanted to bet all they was worth that the bear was one that had bumped it. self and got tired after Gabe and Josh had banged away into the drove of bears up on the hill.
 ssNo tellin' what mawt a happened by and by if Big Jim, from Ball Hill, hadn't come along with a gun on his shoulder.
 "sYou'n find load O buckshot in that bear's liver says he, and not an- other ounce O lead,' he says. The buckshot slid out O this. here gun O. mine about half an hour ago, over yender in the swamp he says.
 That's whaes they found in the bear "a. big load O buckshot in it's liver, and nothin' else. Big Jim took the bear, and we came home. It was con- !, sider'ble o' bear hunt, but I've got an idea that Uncle si didn't jedge Pete so consarned hasty that murnin' after all '.N " Sun
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-19
SEVERE ATTACK OF GRIP.
Cured by One Bottle of Chamberlain's s
 Gnl1oh RpnnnfiV

Cured by One Bottle Of Chamberlain
 Cough Remedy.
 ssWhen I had an attack or the grip last winter (the second one) I actually cured myself with one bottle of Cham berlain's Cough Remedy says Frank w. Perry, editor of the Enterprise, Shortsville, N. Y. ''This is the honest truth. I at times kept from coughing myself to pieces by taking a teaspoon frl of this remedy and when the cough ing spell would come on at night I would take a dose, and it seemed that in the briefest interval the cough would pass off and I would go to sleep perfectly free from cough and it's ac- companying pains. To say that the remedy acted as a most agreeable sur prise is putting it very mildly. I had no idea that it would or could knock out the grip, simply because I had new CT tried it for such a purpose, but it did, and it seemed with the second at tack of coughing the remedy caused it not only be of less duration, but the pains were far less severe, and had not used the contents of one bottle be- fore MT Grip had bid me adieu'' For sale by all druggists.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-19
Pointers For the Cook.

Rub tough meat with cut lemon.
 Use bacon fat for frying chickens or game. H Try dipping sliced onions in milk be- fore frying. sfe
 Sharpen all kinds of fish sauce with lemon juice.
 Grape juice gives delicious flavor ing to mince pies.
 Bean soup Is much improved by add ing little mace just before serving.
 Chocolate is greatly improved by add ing teacup of strong coffee just be- fore serving.
 To improve sweetbreads and give a fine flavor soak them in a mild lemon juice water one hour, then boil in beef stock twenty minutes.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-19
Properly Classified.

'sWe've been having little dispute as to the difference between courage and foolhardiness, and we. have de- cided to leave it to you"
 "Wel1, state your case.''
 ..How would you classify man who walked into powder-mill smok- ing pipe? If that doesn't require courage, what does it require?''
 Nothing at all.''
 '.Nothing at all?''
 "That's it. The less fellow has of everything, including brains, the more likely he is to do it. You couldn't call him foolhardy without fattering him. Chicago Post.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-19
Kettle Bridges in Russia.

Perhaps the most remarkable bridges in the world are the kettle bridges in Russia and Siberia, of which Cossack soldiers are expert builders. They are built up of the soldiers 1ances and cooking kettles. Seven or eight lances are placed un- der the handles of number of ket- ties and fastened by means of ropes to form a. raft. Each of these rafts will bear the weight of half 8 ton.- N. Y. Sun.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-19
Quite Fabulous.

'That foreign gentleman is said to have fabulous wealth.
 That's what it is," answered MT. Cumrox- fabulous wealth. don't be- lieve $50 of it is genuine. Washing ton Star
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-03-19
Gave Heresuch . scare.

Husband nd-Darling, believe that I am failing.
 Wife Gin a1arm) Gracious! How often I have warned you, George. against your foolish speculations!
 ''I don't mean in business, dear; I mean I'm failing in health.''
 Wife (relieved)-o, is that all?- Stray Stories.