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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
NUMBER SIXTEEN.

Miss Eta Miner is very fond of
evergreens.
Mr.. c. G. Thomas was in Fulton
last Saturday.
Mrs. Bob Darnell is on the sick
list this week.
Mr.. Dement, Weaver is on the
sick list this week.
Mrs. Nellie Epperson went to
Fulton shopping last Saturday.
After several days illness, Mr..
Will Powell is able to be up again.
Ask Herbert Green why he has
changed his name to Swamp Lille.
ASK Lon Green what he would
take to sit on barn roof all night.
Miss Ruby Chambers was the
guest of Miss Aida Jones last Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. G. Thomas were
in Union City shopping last Fri
day.
Miss Matte Lee Gillian is al
ways very willing to help the Grip
pie.
Miss Bertha Shupe visited Miss
Love Thomas the latter part of last
week.
Miss Nellie Bowen was the guest
of her sister, Mrs. Bob Darnell, last
week.
Mr.. William Sanderfer and fami-
ly visited Mrs. Nellie Epperson
last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. M. Fowlkes were
the guest OF Mr.. and Mrs. w. D.
Lenox last Sunday.
Mrs. A. B. Cheatham was the
guest of her mother, Mrs. G. r,
Holman, last Friday.
Misses Aida Jones and Ruby
Chambers visited Miss Love Thorn
as last Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Ferguson
were the guest, of their father, Mr..
Dick Ferguson, last Sunday.
Messrs. Will Sanons, Leonard
Chambers and Clarence Ferguson
visited Mr.. Dick Ferguson last
Sunday.
Miss Fannie B. Wilson returned
home last Friday after spending
several days with her,aunt, Mrs.
w. D. Lenox.
Ask Leonard Chambers how he
enjoyed his trip to Hickman with
his little blue-eyed girl on last
Easter Sunday.
SIN TWISTER.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
Transfers.

Adam Cross and wife to ]. M.
Carr, lot in No. 2, $50.
Henry Mayors and wife to Geo.
and Henry Dahnke, lot IN No. 13,
$500.
w. S. S. Harris ct al. to The
Troy Roller Mills, lot in No. 6,
500.
Mayor and Alderman of Troy,
Tenn, to the Troy Roller Mills,
lot in No. 6, 500.
B F Johnson and wife to H. T..
Short, interest in land in No. 5,
$50.
w. H. Madding to G. w. Squires,
timber in No. 5, $3.50.
Robt. W. Gwaltney ct al. to
Nancy J. Ashley, IS acres in No. 5,
5000.
Martha Harris to W. R. Gantlett,
interest IN land in No y, $50.
l.. S. Parks, trustees, to First
Notional Bank of Union City, Sc
acres of land, 500.
II. H. Regain to O. f. Buckley,
lot in No g. $50
r. T. and G. A. Roberts to Jake
D. Caldwell, "A acres in No. Is,
$1,000.
P. Bell to L. " Hut binson, O.
acres in Nos, 5 and II, $3.50.
E. Z. Hauser to Ada l.. Halle,
lot IN No. 13, $3.50.
First National Bank of Union
City to L. V. Hutchinson, Is acres
in No II, S120.
D. S. Woods ct al, to L. v.
Hutchinson, SO acres in No. p,
$3.50.
Nancy J. Ashley to H, F. Short,
interest in land in No. 5, $50
D. L. Gwaltney to H. F. Short,
interest in land in No. 5, $50.
d. L. Gwaltney to H. F. Short,
interest in land in No. 5, S05,
r. L. Gwaltney to H, F. Short,
interest in land in No. 5, SIS.
David Roder to Frank Short,
lands in No. 5, $50.
J. M. Walden and wife to ]. O..
Nichols and wife, lot IN No. 6, $500.
w. M. Wilson and wife to II. c,
Wilson, lots in No. Is, $4,000.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
NUMBER SIX.

Mrs. DR.. Lasley is sick this week
Several cases of mumps in Our
vicinity.
Miss Eta Taylor returned home
| Friday after a weeks visit in your
city.
Miss Annie Chapel, of Obion, is
the gnest of Miss Maggie Galloway
this week.
Mr.. Eliga Snow and wife of
Number Ten, visited the latter's
sister here this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Marshall, of
Troy, were the guests of Clarence
Glover and wife part of last week.
Mrs. Bette Caldwell and daugh-
ter, Miss Rosa, OF Fremont, visited
friends and relatives here this
week.
Wonder what's the attraction
here for Mr.. Cummings, of Rives?
He has been seen here quite often
of late.
Mr.. Albert Anderson and sister,
of Number Ten, were the guests of
the Misses Burnett Saturday and
Sunday.
Our Sunday school is progressing
nicely. We have large attendance
and Bro. Holder breaches tor us
twice a month.
Misses Maggie and Fannie Buzz
nett entertained party of young
friends Saturday night. All report
a delightful time.
Luther Medley and Miss Maggie
McCracken, of Troy, attended
church at Bethel Sunday and dined
with Miss Daisie Lasley.
"Old Rusti," prof. Charlie"
will soon have some new teeth and
D says she has not been without
teeth since she was quite small.
Rev. James Adams filled his
regular appointment at Bethel
Sunday. A large and attentive
congregation was out to hear him.
A certain young lady from Num-
Der Ten seems to be very much in
terested in our Sunday school, or is
she trying to captivate a certain
old bachelor in this neighborhood?
Eth, Rusti!
Wild ROSE.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
PADUCAH JUNCTION.

Sheriff ]. t. Chiles went to Obion
Wednesday on business.
Arnett Wilson has charge of the
night telegraph office here.
Miss Polly Massengill spent Sun
day with Miss Cordie Cheathana.
Rev. Vaughn delivered an excel
lent sermon at Shady Grove Sun
day.
Misses Hornbeak passed through
here Wednesday on their way to
Fulton.
Mr.. Bob Cheatham and wife visit
ed Mr.. and Mrs. Knox Everett
Sunday.
Mr.. r. E. P. Matthews and SON,
Porter, went to Fulton Saturday ON
legal business
Messrs. Pendergraff and Nicnols,
the great timber men, were here
Monday afternoon.
Mr.. Lee Bynutn and little son, OF
Jackson, visited his mother, Mrs.
John Rowland, Sunday.
Messrs. Walter Bratton and Ken
drick Parham, our two old bachel-
ors, spent Sunday here.
Misses Ollie Mathews and Cordie
Cheatham spent Tuesday afternoon
with Miss Eva Hamilton.
Mrs. B. E. P. Matthews and
daughter, Miss Ina, visited Mrs. ].
B. Brown Tuesday afternoon.
Mr. Ed Hardy passed through
here Sunday, the first time since
certain young lady here lost her
time keeper.
Messrs. Porter Matthews, Hay
don Thomson and Hamond Cutler
attended church at Union City
Sunday night.
We understand we are to have a
public road running from the juno
ton to the Davis Mill road. We
certainly appreciate some way to
get to church and Sunday school.
Hope they will not be year get
ting the road ready for use.
WILD FLOWER.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
CART Be SEPARATED.
Some People Have Learned How to Ger
Bid of Both.

Rid of Both.
Bakache and kidney ache are twin
brothers.
You can't separate them
And you can't get rid of the back
acne until you cure the kidney ache
If the kidneys are well and strongp
the rest of the system is pretty sure tas
be in vigorous health.
Doans Kidney Pills make strong,
healthy kidneys.
Mr.. Henry Murphy, of GAS Broadway
Memphis, Tenn, professional nurse
says: "For year or two pain and
weakness across the lons and litfic@A-
ty with the kidney secretions indicat-
ed that my kidneys were either 0Yes--
taxed or weakened. AL my knowledge.
of medicine failed to bring relief, and
ever anxious to get rid of the trouble
before it became chronic, | got box
of Doan's Kidney Pills at Hammer *
Billiards. drug store. They performed
their work very satisfactorily. | know
of a great many Others IN Memphis
who have been benefited by Doan's
Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price, SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
n. Y, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's- and
take 40 substitute.
For sale at Moss Pharmacy.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
Official.
II. S. SACRA, Adit.
500. Rewnrd. Sion

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to
learn teat there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu-
tional disease, requires constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work The proprie
tors have so much faith in its curative powers,
that they offer one Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure Send for list of test-
monials.
Address J. CHENEY, & Co., Toledo, 0.
sold by Druggist 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
Dress Goods
DeDart

This is the vital spot, the backbone of
Dry Goods Store. Fashion has decreed
that Diaphaneus, thin or transparent
goods shall be used Vaila, Mstral,
Ettamine, Yelling, Eoline and Mohair
Sicillian. We quote special opening
price on so pieces allwool Ettomine
and Vale, 40 inches wide, all colors and
black, desirable for separate skirts and
full costumes, 50 cents yard.
IS pieces Mohair, black and navy, 4S
inches wide; opening price, soc yard,
worth one third more.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
Lowney's cana1es at Dahnke's.

Walden Woosley, the man-at-the-
desk for Parks, Turner & Caldwell,
can write you up now in the New
York Lite, which assures you be-
yond doubt the best policy that can
be procured, and you are free from
the many agents who can usually
dissatisfy you with whatever policy
you may have. They don't attack
the New York Life.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
Silks.

Silks enough to supply the whole city;
in fact, we have such piles that we are
termed the Silk House. Shirt waist
suits of silk are smar; they come in pin
stripes, checks, dots and ponger color
in all styles of silk, including Taffeta,
Louisine, Peau de Sole, Wash Cords
and Foulard. We handle only trust
worthy silks and every yard guaranteed.
10 in. Taffeta, black and colors, 4Oc yd
81 in. Taffeta, black only, 75c I'd.
% in. Wash Silk, all colors, 400 yd.
SO in. Natural Habute, black & white, SOC.
36 in. Black Taffeta, guaranteed not to
split forth fully $l.35, only $l.00 per yd
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24

A description of all property list,
ed with us now will be advertised
all over the Northeastern and
Northwestern States in pamphlet
form in order to induce farmers and
manufacturers to locate in this sec
ton. Please list at once, as we
want to get off a lot R advertising
matter not later than the 15tii. inst.
PARKS, TURNER & CALDWELL.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
Save the Lored nneAL

Mrs. Mary A. Vliet, Newcastle.
Colo, writes: Il believe Ballard Is
Horehound Syrup is superior to any
other cough medicine, and will do all
that is claimed for it, and it is so
pleasant to take. My little girl wants
to take it when she has no need for
it Billiards. Horehound Syrup is
the great cure for pulmonary ailments.
Csc, SOC and $1O0 at
NGiUing'S Drug Store.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
Confederate Veterans,

All members of Camp $50 are re-
quested to meet at the courthouse
in Union City at y 80 p. m. sharp,
on the first Monday in May, IN
order to correct and rearrange the
acts of camp at its last meeting
Only members of the camp will be
admitted at this meeting. By order
of, H. P. MCMURRY,
Commander.
Official.
II, S. SACRA, Adit.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
You Know What You are Takjno.

When you take Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic because the formula is
plainly printed on every bottle, show
ing that it is simply Iron and Quinine
in tasteless form. No cure, no pay.
Soc
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24

Eczema, scald head, hives, itchineSs
of the skin of any sort. Instantly re-
lieved, permanently cured. Doan s
Ointment. At any drug store.
For sale at Moss Pharmacy.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
To Cure a Cold IN One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the money
if it fails to cure. E. W, Groves sig
nature is on each box. 25c.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24

See Walden Woosley and leave
with him an expiration for fire in
surance or take an engagement for
a talk on life insurance and hear
the New York LIES many advan-
tages. He can also buy, sell or
rent your property.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24

It's the little colds that grow into
big colds; the big colds that end in
consumption and death. Watch the
little colds. Dr. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup.
For sale at Moss Pharmacy.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
Marriage Licenses,

James DeBerry and Lonnie Per
vine.
II. A. Brooks and Mamie Jack
son.
J. B. Rawlett and Mrs. Bannia
B. Tribble.
w. H. Washam and Lula Palmer,
Spencer Hill and Miss Lille
Jones.
William A. Houser and Mary
Myrtle Hannah.
w. T. Blythe and Dillen Walls.
Willie Marshal and Willie Ann
Reeves.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24

Fresh, hot Cream Bread daily at
Dahnke's.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
Wash Goods.

This is where we live. Come and see
the grandest range of fabrics ever display
ed.ln this country.
1000 yards Oxford Cloth, solid coIors and
also in dots, good for shirt waist suits.
Special price, 10c per yard.
500 yds Oxford p X, in white only, for
waists and chldren's dresses. Competition
asks 25c, our price is 15c per yard.
Tailor Suits
Ladies' Tailor-maae Suits and separate
Skirts. We are showing many tailored
dresses in Wolfe, Ettamine and Canvass
Cloth.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24

Have you ever Eied Sunshine
flour? Try it.
Ladies Shoes at cost to close out
at Fish Bros.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24

stoha of What
bending
enthusiastic look
praise II W
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-04-24
Carpets, Rugs, OiICIOth, LinOIsum, Mating

We have the only special Carpet de-
partment in the city:
1000 yds cottOn-warp straw mating, 15c
1000 yds fine mating, neat; also large car
pet patterns at from PC to zoe per yd,
Before buying price our Carpets and
Mattings.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-04-24
The Vision of Dutx.

The vision is given to every one. A
distinct call comes. God reveals His
purpose to us in various ways. Paul
had the heavenly vision and was not
disobedient." Ours may not be so
brilliant, not SO emphatic, as that
which startled Abraham. A burning
bush for Moses, fleece for Gideon, the
temple call for Samuel, the chariot of
fire for Elisha-in these ways God
spoke The call to us may not be so
definite, yet as real. 1t comes. 1t may
not be by overhanging clouds, by thun-
der language, by voice from Sinai, not
by dew and fleece, nor by blast from
some bugler's horn. But it comes
comes in the quiet song, the spoken
prayer, the falling tear, the sudden
danger, the pulpit message. 1t comes
through the earnest look upon strug-
Cling life, a beseeching throng. 1t
comes through a long, faithful, prayer
full look upan the forces of wrong
making for the waste of society about
us.-Baltimore Methodist.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-04-24
In Marble Time.

4 patch of moist and trodden ground,
A scooped out hole a mystic ring,
A group of urchns clustered round,
noisy sound of quarreling,
rhe click of pretty painted spheres,
The well known cry of 'Knuckle down =
By all these tokens it appears
It's marble time around the town.
rhe long years back it carries me
To when. a grubby little boy,
I bent a badly tattered knee
And cleaned my comrades out with Joy!
And when my bulging pockets showed
Their sad misfortune and my skill.
How ! with satisfaction glowed!
l wish l played at marbles still!
They make a dickens of noise
With protest and triumphant whoop,
But confess ! like those boys
My heart quite warns to the whole
troop.
/ say do rot like the row
They make. I'd chase them off, but Tn
Unusually sottened now
With memories of marble time
-Chictgo Daily News.
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when .srigMo.. 49,. nAcueA.

Brignoli always expected an encore,
10 matter where or what he sang, ana
L it was not forthcoming he was off IN
Il rage Instantly In some small town
lie sang his favorite song, Com g Gen
l." a serenade from Donizetti's Dor
Nasquale,' with unusual care and
y allled off the stage perfectly satisfied
lusing at the wings to listen to the
ppause. 10 his utter amazement
..ere was not a sound of appreciation
re strobe into the dressing room NUT
ring that he would not respond to al
encore; he would refuse to sing another
song. Still the house remained silent
No." he cried to those about him; =
refuse TO sing again. refuse to re
spond to the encore
BarDagelata. who was more cleyel
han the ordinary servant, humbly ap
nsoached and said:
"Signor Brignoli, you sang that lik'
II angel. The people could not appreci
ate it"
The old fellow nearly wept.
.Barbagelata,n he exclaimed, ''giv'
me your hand. | did not know yol
we're such musician. Tagliapietra,
aust introduce you to Barbagelata, m,
servant,' turning to Tag" who stoo'
aaar by. "He is a great musician. HI
.ppreciates my singing more than al
.inSa fools y
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-04-24
EPWoRTH LEAGUE.
FOpic For the Week Beginning April
&6, omissions to Foreigners In Our
Own Land"--Text, Jonah iii,
1-1OJ Matt. XIV, 35-4O.

"Let them turn every one from his
svl way"
mo more strangers and sojourners,
but We all fellow citizens with the
saints"
But a few years since the pathetic
cry in our missionary meetings was,
'eThe perishing heathen-how shall they
be saved unless we carry the gospel to
them?'
To a surprising degree this has been
changed, and a spirit of alarm may well
fill us. The multitudes of other lands
have crowded through our open doors
and filed our cities and covered vast
stretches of our country with their
dwellings until the serious question of
the day is, What will become of us If
these newcomers are not gospelizedg
Every shade of opinion, every degree
Of intelligence and nonintelligence, Gus
toms the most diverse, natures most
unlike, languages widely discordant, re-
ligious worship wholly variant from
ours and from each other-all these are
here as ingredients for compromising
the new American society and from
which is to come the new American
citizen. Every race and language and
land contributes something. What shall
be the type of his religion? is the most
serious problem which we face in this
new century. There is room enough,
We are not crowded for elbow room:
work enough for all. We could set
more at work if they were here. Food
enough and of our surplus we are
feeding the hungry of many lands.
But what of their religion?
AS surely as slavery could not exist
and the republic stand, so certainly,
more inevitably sure is it that heathen-
ism cannot live if the republic is to con
tinue. The only hope for the nation,
the sole hope for this world, lies in the
gospel of Jesus Christ. AS slavery
needs must die that the republic might
live as the nation of free men, so must
heathenism die that men may live in
the kingdom of God, which alone real
ICES the republic of men as an actu-
atty
Our part in this work is not small.
More than any other factor, Methodism
has held the great west steadily in its
development to the lives of Christian
ideals. We.are not forgetful of our du-
ties to our foreign born population.
The Methodist Episcopal church is in
her missions in the United States reach
ing out the gospel to the poor whites of
north and south, the negroes, Indians,
Japanese, Chinese, Scandinavians, Ger
mans, Welsh, Italians, Bohemians, Hun
garians. French and others. Some of
the best work the church has ever done
has been among these people. Not
little of the future strength of the
church spiritually and financially as
well as numerically will come from
this source.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-04-24

les, Dul-DuL
"Then l will take it and order the
letter heads this very day. Salary $10,-
900 a year, and all you'll have to dc
will be to answer the business letters
received. Rabbits will be offered us
by thousands of persons, but you must
insist that all be bobtailed. The So
please"
Here's the money" said the WON
an as she handed it over, but II
don't understand. l ought to have
time to think it over l feel all mixed
up over it"
1T is IA surprise, of course. replied
the major as he pocketed the green
back. but Sou will soon figure it out
to your satisfaction. Can you call again
tomorrow-neXt day-the day after! |
shall expect to see you within Il week
anyhow as we must get the rabbit
business started soon. Remember. only
bobtailed rabbits. and their hind legs
must have the right crook to them.
That is all today, and now goodby-
goodby so long"
Il want to talk more about it, called
the woman as she found herself on the
outside of the door.
No answer
You didn't subscribe for the bookr
No answer.
"And you've got my $2"'
No answer.
She tried the door. but it was locked
= i;,rl,t
ed the stub of cigar and sat down
with his feet on his desk, and he was
undisturbed NJ. QUAD
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-04-24
The Yictorious CROSS.

Lift the banner hold it high;
Blend its glory with the sky;
Furl 1t never till you die
Die at duty's post,
IT'S the banner of your Lord;
Follow quickly at His word
He His own with strength will grid,
He will lead His host.
God must arm you for the field.
Girdle, breastplate. helmet shield;
Take them all and bravely WELD,
Then, the Spirits sword.
Aimed with malice at your hearts,
Eatans subtle, fiery arts;
You may quench his deadly darts
BY the holy word.
Take the standard, hold it firm;
Fear no evil, dread no harm;
Trust amid tie wild alarm,
Trust your Sovereign King.
Legion though your foes may be-
Hold the ground and never flee;
Ger their hosts to victory
You your Lord will bring.
Raise the banner hold 1t strong,
For the battle may be long
FER the triumph over wrong
Shall at last be won.
Yet He who from Edom came,
Lord Jehovah is His name;
Clothed in blood and crowned Will
flame,
AL the earth shall own.
Rev. A. Parke Burgess, ID. d.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-04-24

Put down that pickle!
Tie words We're uttered harshly and
hurriedly by the sergeant to an unsra-
cious private who, carried away by his
hungry passions. had snatched pickle
from the barrel.
AN why should put down the
picker" queries the private mildly.
Put down that pickle. that's all |
want of your returned the sergeant
determinedly.
Down it goes. Them cried he. And
stutiing it into his mouth it quickly dis
appeared. illustrated Bits.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-04-24
Want Of Appreciation.

Want of appreciation of mercies en-
joyed is the cause of most of our COM
plants of the times. If we would
spend more thought upon what we re-
ceive, we would murmur less over our
losses. Israel in the exode is a per1na-
nent lesson on the subject.-Central
Presbyterian
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-04-24

do You know what you are" blurt-
I'd the angry citizen who had been run
into.
NO. | do not" responded the eXas-
perated foreigner. Late last night a
policeman called me an owl, this morn
ing IA conductor called me a lobster
and around the corner IA woman said
| was a monkey. Next time l come to
America I'll bring a volume of natural
history to find out what ann
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1903-04-24

Benner-I saw the Millions in their
horseless carriage today. wonder how
they continue to find so much pleasure
in it.
West-They are a childless family,
you know. They must put in their time
some way.-Boston Transcript.