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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

$500 DIR NJ. Lewis Single Binder"
straight SC cigar. costs more than other
brands. but this price gives the dealer q fair
profit - and the smoker q better cigar
Lewis Factory, Peoria Ill
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

The fellow who can't stand prosperity
ssld ON takes a tumble to himself
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

Some milk is sterilized and some is
water cured
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

Mrs. WfnsIOvF's soothIng syrup.
or chllren teethfnE. s0ftess the gums, reduces IN
Esz3lnari01, aays pain cures Eld cole 5c D0sals
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

The people who DO the most grumb-
hing seldom try to improve things
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

The wise girl never distributes too
many latch keys to her heart
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

No. Cordelia. an adept at typography
isn't necessarily a successful Piemaker-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

It's strange but true that floating
debts will sink a corporation
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

No one ever heard Of love giving a
Iocksmith the laugh after marriage
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

To Cure = Cold In one day.
Take Laxative BronO Quinine Tablets Al
druggists refund money II il fails TO cure &C
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

Try me just once and I an sure
to come again Defiance Starch
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

Iowa Farms - Per Acre Cash,
alance 4 crop tn paid MULHAIL- Sioux City, 1.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

The last straw that puts the human
camel down and out has a mint julep
at the other end of it.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-07-17

Halls catsrrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, Tsc-
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24

easy. unaffected self-reliance OF a highly
bred woman. We sat down together at
the breakfast table I'm as cordial and Gus
tomary manner as II we had known
each other for years, and had met at
Limmeridge House 10 talk over old
times by previous appointment.
Il hope you come here good-humoredly
determined 10 make the best OF your po-
sition." continued the lady "You will
have TO begin this morning by putting up
with no other company at breakfast than
mine. M sister Is I'm her own room.
nursing that essentially feminine malady.
n slight headache and her old governess.
Mrs. Vesey. is charitably attending on
her with restorative tea. My uncle, Mr..
Fairlie, never Joins us at any OF our
meals: he Is an invalid, and keeps bach
elor state In his own apartments. There
Is nobody else In the house but me. Two
young ladies have been staying here, but
they went away yesterday. In despair;
and no wonder. All through their VISIT Din
consequence OF Mr.. Fairlle's Invalid con-
dition) we produced no such convenience
In the house as irritable. danceable
small-talkable creature OF the male sex:
and consequence was we did nothing
but quarrel. especially at dinner time
How can you expect four women 10 dine
together alone every day. and not quar-
rel? We are such fools, we can't enter
tain each other at table You see don't
think much or my own sex Mr.. Hartright
which will you have. tea or conee?-
woman does think much OF her own sex
although few OF them confess IL as freely
as / do. Dear me. you look puzzled. why?
Are you wondering what you will have
for breakfast? or are you surprised at my
careless way OF talking? In the first case.
advise you. as a friend TO have nothing
20 do with that cold ham at your elbow
and 20 walt till the omelet comes in In
the second case. will give you some tea
to compose your spirits. and do all
woman can (which Is very little. by the
bye) to hold my tongue"
(To be continued)
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
IN SOCIETY

Hon. and Mrs. David s. Baker went
yesterday 10 Lakewood. n. j., where they
will remain for a time.
Miss Anita Baker and Miss Gladys Ba-
ker returned also to their studies at
Rosemary Hall
The many friends OF Mrs. William T G.
Wardwell will be panied TO learn OF her
serious illness at her home I'm Bristol.
Nr. Edward Martin Guild went "a
Nantucket today TO mnke certain bust
ness arrangements concerning the com
ing season at Sea Cliff Inn, which hs
managed so successfully during the past
summer.
Despite the storm OF Sunday the Aga
wan Hunt club had it's quota OF visitors.
several OF whom remained 10 enjoy "A deli
cious tea especially prepared by Bra
man for the occasion. They were Mr.
and Mrs Jack Lewis. Miss Mary Wat
son. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles T.. A. Heiser
Mrs. John Carter Brown Mrs Edward
Douglass Pearce. Mr.. Stuart Aldrich.
Miss Marion Vaughn. Mr.. Harold Cong
don. Mr.. William r. Mauran.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Grinnell dIned a,
the Agawam Hunt on Sunday.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
Paine'S SCelery
Compound
Used in Springtime Will Give
That Strength, Vim and
Bodily Activity That All
Are So Eager to
Possess,

Pure blood and we'll nourished nerves
are the great requisites at this season
for every man. woman and child. Too
many OF our people enter the spring sea
son with systems charged with deadly
impurities. The blood is foul and stag
nant: the liver and kidneys work i'm
perfectly, and very often are diseased.
With many. rheumatism. neuralgia and
dyspepsia are daily tormenters. Life r.
not safe when such ailments are permit
ted to run unchecked.
IL you. unfortunate sufferer. find your
self burdened with any OF the forms OF
disease Just referred TO. do not fail TO give
Paine's Celery Compound a trial. II is
you'd only eafety-your only true and
certain deliverer from perils that end In
death. Paine's Celery Compound has
cured tens OF thousands every spring
time: II will do the same blessed work
for -you--One bottle will cost you less
than visit 10 consult n physician. and
will convince you Of its power 20 cure.
Mr.. A. 8. Farley Milwaukee. Wis, says:
Last spring I was convinced very
strongly that my blood was In n bad and
dangerous condition. had bolls and
ekn eruptions. was rundown, sleepless
and had no appetite The doctors failed
20 cure me. I fortunately tried your
Palne's Celery Compound. My dangers
and troubles were soon bsnished. and
] was made new man. strong and Wig
orous, thanks to Paine's Celery Com
pound"
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
Historic Desdw0od Mail Carrier
a Mass Of Old Junk.
RAN DOWN POSTOFFICE STEPS.
Two FroIlCksoms Government Clerks While
FouIlng With II Ran II OFF the Steps
and Ruined II.

Washington, March A-The original
Deadwood coach was smashed to kind
ling wood by two skylarking government
clerks The clerks. William c. O'Br.en
and Hamilton Connors, who are employ
ed In the bureau OF ingraving and print
ing, werc arrested while they were look
ing at the result OF their prank and, on
the charge OF destroying government
property. they were held I'm $500 bonds
each for trial tomorrow morning
Since its return from the Charleston
exposition. where Il formed part OF
the exhibit OF the post-office department,
as IL did at the Buffalo exposition. and
the Worlds fair at Chicago. as illustrat-
ing one OF the early methods OF mail car
rying, the coach has stood I'm a deep re-
cess OF the portico 10 the post-office de-
partment on the Eleventh street side.
Preparations are being made TO place
the coach in the National museum.
O'Brien and Connors wandered down
Eleventh street shortly before midnight.
They saw the old coach and went up
the steps TO inspect II. They were high
ly pleased with IL. and pulled IL 10 and
squeaky, and the clerks exerted them
selves to make II move In a realistic
manner.
The old stage travelled we'll after
few turns. u moved 80 well, I'm fact,
that IL made a rapid SIDE movement to-
ward the steps. and before the frohc-
some clerks realized what was happen
ing IL plunged down the Eleventh street
steps and landed. n heap OF old wood
and iron, at the bottom. dragging Con-
ners. who. had held on 10 a side strap.
with II. George Gath. the post-offlce
department watchman. heard the crash,
andt reached the scene in time 20 hold
o Brien and Conpors for Policeman Aus
tin.
The coach which was built in 1868. r.
said TO have been the FIRST 20 carry the
mails In Montana. running between Hell
ena and Bozeman. This trip took one
week: now the railroads make IL four
times In one day. In 1s77 the stage was
captured by the Nez Perce Indians, under
Chief Joseph. IL was reca ptured after
long campaign by Gen Howard
Among those who are known 10 have
used the coach in actual TRANSFORMATION
are President Garfield. President Arthur.
who made trip In In In 1889. and Gen.
Sherman while on tour OF inspection
in 1877 from Fort Alice to Helena. on
this occasion Gen. Sherman made the
phenomenal record OF los miles in eight
hours.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
new BOOKS.

THE SoUTHERNERS, BY Cyrus Town
send Brady.
published by Charles Scribners Sons
Publishers. 153-157 Fifth avenue. New
York. Price s1.5o)
OF late there seems 10 have been an
epidemic OF stories OF the south-some
are poor. many are Indifferent. few are
really good. Cyrus Townsend Brady
has always, II seems. done full justice
TO anything he has undertaken in the
literary line. and he certainly has given
to the reading public a most interesting
and attention holding story In The
Southerners." It's story Of war. love and
intrigue abounds In many exciting and
dramatic situations-its love story Ia pa
ucularly pleasing to the reader and all
in all II Is read from cover to cover
with pleasure. and closed with regret.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24

HOME BUILDING AND FURNISHING.
BY William L. Price and w. NJ. John
son.
published by Charles Scribner's Sons,
Publishers, "a Union Square. East.
New York. On sale at Preston &
Rounds, Providence. Price 400.
To you who are building. contemplate
building or furnishing the interior of
your home this book viii be invaluable
They are suggestive OF everything in the
way OF making a home beautiful, both
as TO the exterior and interior. II gives
you estimates and plans which are all
really worthy OF deep consideration. The
cuts are most excellent and all in all II
is book that everyone should possess-if
not for immediate. for some future refer
ence.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
THE STORY OF MY LIFE. BY Hell

THE STORY OF MY LIFE. BY Helen
Keller.
published by Doubleday, Page a Com
pany. Publishers, "a Union Square, East.
New York. On sale at Preston g.
Rounds. Providence. Price s.5o).
Few there are who have not heard Of
there who once having heard are not
deeply interested in her life.
At the early ago OF 10 months Miss
Keller, by an illness. was left deaf. dumb
and blind. and during is years she has
learned Cthrough the medium OF her de-
vout teacher. Mise Sullivan who indeed
should deserve all praise that can possi-
bly, be bestowed upon anyone) to COM
munfcate with the world--to read, 10
write. and even with sightless eyes, al
most TO see. Never has there been a
more widely talked of or notable educa-
ton feat than this.
In her book she tells the story OF her
life-her emotions, her feelings. ones
heart and sympathies 20 out 10 her as
they read. Her hfe story is simply told,
but with what great effect. II makes one
more contented with their lot In life,
whatever II may be.
1t contains a study OF Miss Keller. by
Mr.. John Albert Macy. and a collection
OF her letters 10 various well-known peo-
ple all OF which are most interesting.
We cannot speak too highly OF Miss
Keller's book. IL will bear many read
ings and will undoubtedly be received by
the ready public with much interest
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE PA.
cIFIc COAST.

l. remarkable, business opportunities
never better climate unsurpassed. The
Nickel Plate road will sell daily. February
abth 10 April 30th. 1908. special one way
tickets 10 Buffalo, ~ Y, TO common
Pacific Coast points at rate OF t42 00 Tick
cts. with berth tickets. also valid in their
famous transcontinentsl tourist cars
leaving Boston every Monday. wednes-
day and Friday via y. q NJ. and w. s.
roads; passengers can join these cars en-
route. A postal card 10 l.. +. Burgess
n. Y. =. A.. 25s Washington street. Tos-
ton. Mass. will bring you rates etc, to
any desired point Write now.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
HORSES NINE, BY sewen Ford.

published by Charles Scribners Sons
Publishers. I5s-l57 Fifth avenue. New
York. Price s1.26).
This book. composed OF nine very inter
esting stories. Will appeal to everyone
young and old Someone has said that
individuals who dislike animals especial
ly horses. are not TO be trusted: Just how
much truth there is In this cannot be
stated.
The author of Horses Nine" has sue
ceeded in making the horse characters of
his book almost human. The reader AL
most grows to know each one before the
stories are finished.
Exceedingly we'll written, bright,
unique. ii finds warm spot in the
readers heart.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
500 FOR DAUGHTERS GOWN.

For costumes OF Miss Rosalio Wilson.
another adopted daughter. Nine Nash
makes these claims: Blue silk waist
I'D. white chiffon waist. iB long poneoe
coat, Nn; black nuns yelling gown. s75
white duck coat and skirt. sl25: light
blue embroidered gown. 500: silver biue
waist. tS blue serge coat and skirt
tlJ0; white panne waist. $50: white en-
broidered batste gown. sif5, blue and
white fculard gown, Sg5: blue mohair
coat and skirt. ts0. total. 1920 Society
IL much Interested In the amounts paid
~ MR.. trfdtcrr 1rrrf f1rr rzuRntbrs Tor
their gowns. as they have always been
regarded as very well dressed
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
CHEAP RATES TO PACIFIC COAST

The Nickel Plate Road will sell daily.
February 18th 20 April 30th. special one
way tickets Buffalo. ~. v. TO Pacific
coast points at 5000. special rates also
10 other points In far west this eide OF
Pacific coast Mr. T.. r. Burgess. ~ T..
y Ngt- 25s washington ST. Boston.
Mass. Will be pleased 20 give rates and
full Information to any desired point A
postal card will do. Write today.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
a CARD.

We. the undersigned. 40 her.ev asYss
20 refund the money on . po-cent eottls Of
ereens's Warranted Syrup of Tar n
falls TO cors your cough or cold. We
also guarantee q ,s-cent bottle TO prove
satisfactory CT money refunded.
Blsnding & Bisnding
W. q. Blandlns A W Tenn<r
X. II, Luther. Geo ". ClsfIn n On
IL v. ODonnen Kenyon, Smith q Co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24

FIRST Theatre Manager-we have
stopped printing Jokes In our programs.
II had got 80 that patrons didn't listen
20 the funny mon at all. but read their
programs instead.
Second Ditto-Why. at our house we
print the Jokes on purpose 10 prevent the
patrons from noticing how bad the stuff
Is that's Got on on the stage-Boyon
Transcript
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24

Son Of millionaire and with large fortune his credit in the
bank cbste Cornell graduate and
prominent society serving years enlisted
the United States He chief board the
ship Columbia the Brooklyn yard He filling his job
of principle He distributes money freely among
sailors
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24

"what are tho holes fort" asked little
Emma. looking az the porous plaster
that her mother was preparing 10 ad -
Just on willie's back. ITS funny YOU
don't know that. sister" interposed WI
lie. They are 20 let the pain out. Of
course Rams Horn.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-03-24
Gasman Has Refused to Pay
Bill for Gowns Furnished
WIFE IND ADOPTED DAUGHTERS
They Had SiIty-Seven Garments In Three
Years-Some Cost as Much as
$3.50 Each.

Philadelphia. March 24.--From politics
to petticoats and polonaises is the re.
markable turn j. Edward Addicks. the
political boss Of Delaware. has had TO
make for Nash. a dressmaker of this city.
VINO has sued him for S3266 40, balance due
on fashionable gowns furnished Tor ms
wife and two adopted daughters.
Mr.. Addicks is perfectly willing TO dis
cuss politics, but he frankly admits he
knows nothing about the articles for
which ne is being sued
Ihere are three parts 10 the claim filed
yesterday by the dressmaker. one for
Slrs. Addicks and one each for the two
ADOPTED daughters. Sixty-seven garments
are enumerated, some OF which were pur-
chased as far back as 1898. They range
from $40 for chain turquoise set" TO
$50 for "a black cloth skirt and fur
coat"
Nash Burke, alleges that the aggregate
cost or costumes furnished Mr. Addicks
wlfe and two daughters was $3.50 80 and
that Mr. Addloks has paid her S3771 27 on
est amount TO $3266. 40
CraWford Loughlin. counsel for Mr. Ad-
uiGks, SAID: What business is IL OF the
puphes IL men don't pay their bills?"
MRS. ADDICK's GOWNS.
The list Of purchases as filed In Nine
Nashs claim against Mrs. Addicks Isl
Black taffeta coat and skirt slS5; en-
....~I.- aisls Sn, dng
white foulard gown, Sis; black chiffon
embroidered waist, s75 French batiste
waist Si5: long taffeta coat. $3.50: white
batiste gown, SIS; white yelling gown.
$50; black cloth skirt and fur coat. $3.50
red silk waist. $50; yellow panne waist
80: pale blue cloth waist. $40: ALTERING
black cloth gown for Miss Shaw (nieceJ5
yl25O; old blue waist $50; black cloth
long coat. $50; total. 1851 so
FOR Miss Margery Wilson. one of the
ADOPTED daughters. Nine. Nash says the
following costumes were made:
Blue linen gown, SIPS; white waist $50
white gauze skirt. SIS: green French
gown, 375; red French gown. s1S: tan
French gown, sl55: white satin waist
40; gray crepe de chene gown $3.50. tan
cape. $50. black net gown sliO. black
net guimpe. SIS. bluette crepon Frencn
gown, Sll5; tan gown, $50: blue coat ana
skirt ana liberty waist, Sl65: blue French
gown, $40; green coat and skirt French
tlf5; chain turquoise set $40: blue pann-
waist, Sb5. black crepe de chine gown.
Vito; blue coat and skirt. s135. blue and
white foulard gown. sl25 white batiste
waist S65; white baUste embroidered
waist. $50: white embroidered batiste
gown N66! black cloth coat. s75: red and
white coat and skirt. SIS: pale blue satin
waist. go; white silk waist SS gray
cloth coat and skirt. $225: real lace
waist. N15; black cloth coat and skirt.
slI5; two white Chemises. saO; one petit.
coat, VIZ; white mohajr. coat and skirt
SlDO; altering embroidered batiste gown
$50; cream lace gown. 500. white batiste
Princess gown, Sl5i altering black crepe
waist. $50; total, S3792.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-25
HAPPENINGS OF WEEK
AMONG THE LODGES.
Chief officers Of the scottish Clans
VIII he Received by iHcHi Com
mittres TO-MOrrOv.

I'll. royal chief of the Scottish CLANS, W.
| II. Steen: royal physician. Doctor W. IL
| Frazer. and William Gardu.r OF Chicago, Il
| member OF The royal elan: Il. l.. Mckinney
OF Peoria. Ill.,. eS-membrr Of the Illinois
state legislature; George Balm of chicago.
Ill. accompanied 10y a large delegation
from the Chicago clans, Will arrive in his
! city tomorrow morning FOR II TWO DAYS
stay
They viii be met Ut the station by Il com
mlItee OF he local claus and escorted IN ear
riasr- 10 the Planters Hotel. where break
Ia>. viii be served. After breakfast Il re-
! rep,iuu viii b. held by The royal chief, after
which carriages viii be taken fui "A drive
through the business and residence portions
~ the city. In the evening they VIII attend
the Burns Celebration At the llCkwIck
th-at-r.
on Tuesday morning. after Breakfast, car
llt2'S VIII be in Wi ing ANA "A drive through
The Nurld's Fair site is On the prusralnme.
DURING the afternoon other points of inter-
,St Will be visited. Tuesday evening a com
ntttse Of Clan Campbell will escort them 10
thtir bail. corner Grand and EiSt"n aNt-
nue. "ntre a reception and banquet has
IttlI arranged In their honu". Their VISIT
VIII com" to a close wiki TIE singing of
Aud Lang Syue."
Scotch lads and laSSiec of the Brown
Heath ana Shaggy Woods" their descend
ants and friends. viii be much in evidence
AT Piek~ick Theater tomorrow even
the Burns anniversary. The executive AMI
suhcoumittses who have had the matter IN
charge promise to eclipse all former cele-
brat,onS Of the clans in this city.
The royal CHIEF and the royal physician
are down on the programme for addresses
on the aims and objects .: the order. ana Il
lecture ON Robert Burns will be delivered
hy William Gardner. Pipe selections,
Scotch reels. scotch songs. violin &c. os. pipe
and drum selections ana sword dances are
the other hunters OF the programme. for
which the best local talent has been Sc
cured. At the close of the pruerimme an
informal reception will be held by the royal
officers. after which the hall will he ar
ranged Tor dancing, the royal chief leading
the grand march. The White Heather CirCl.,
an auxiliary Of the clans. in honor of the
distinguished visitors. have prepared Il re-
past. which they will serve.
The iatchstring will hang on the door for
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-25

'h'St FIX III tlt STATE ~! MISS'Hi.
every rlansman in st. Louis at the next
meeting OF clan Campbell. on lu"S lay even
ing. at the hail. Grand and f,I%tun avenues.
ana any vlausman in The city on that even
ing who fails 10 b- pI resent will miss a rare
treat.
The visitors Will be- escorted by a COM
mittee, from the hotel 10 the hall. where a
reception committee. with the chief. Ed Ne
Kay. at is head. viii await their arrival.
After Il short iutcrmis@ion fOr Introduction
and social intert curse. in" royal others and
visitors will he welcomed by the chief. After
an hollr spent in oratory. song and Scotch
VIII. an adjournment will be taken to the
banquet hall. where subjects for the inner
man Will be discussed. An excellent menu
mas been prepared for the occasion by "a
~Mell-known caterer, consisting of Scotch
buns, short bread. mutton pies. etc. Clan
campbell. III. mother clan of he order. has
an tHNiiDit reputation of beirS a hospitnble
hoS'' ana ior this occasion mas left nothing
uiia"tie 10 make the affair Il success and 10
add To its laureIs.
ON last Tuesday evening clan Douglas
held its regular semimontnlv meeting at the
hall, Grand and Easton avenues. The at
tendance was unusually large. Chief
'hdtitS Stewart occupied the chair. The
mos promaitnt topic before the meeting
was the annual celebration Of the Burns an
niN'rSary at hickWiCk Theater. on Monday
evening. Many sririted addresses Were ,!e-
Tweed on the subject. Another interesting
topic was the making OF arrangem.n ts for
the reception and entertainment of the royal
officers and visiting delegation who will he
IN the city for the Burns celebration.
\ strong committee was appointed to act
IN conjunction with like committees from
"ther clans 10. receive them at the depot and
to care for them during their stay. TIE
AudItllg made its report, stating
that 1t had examined III. books of the
cian and had found them to be well kent
and every cent accounted for: that the bal
!lnce IN tn" ty"asurer's hands On December
u, lN2. was in excess of siIJ. The report of
the committee was received with enthusi-
assn. and many were the plans Suggested
DN which this amount might he doubled
during the coming year. and. with harmony
and good VIII amongst the officers and
members prevailing. IL will only be a nuea-
ton of time when not only this will be
realized. but also a doubling OF membership
will be an accomplished fact.