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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16
THEY COME IN CARS
AND so THEIR WAY,
People Who Came Or Went
Away Yesterday.
AMERlcUs. A.MEccA FOR MANY

Your Own Name or That of a Friend
Nav Be Found Below In the Long
List of Yesterdays Visitors Who
Came Here,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16

100 Dozen Mems all Linen Collars, all
are the popular high-turn- over styles,
equal to any IL lac collar. Monday and
tuesday at 45c per dozen.
% Dozen Mems all-Linen Cuffs, all
good styles, regularly sold at 25c, Monday
and Tuesday at &c per pair.
0O Dozen mems heavy work Shirts,
made OF heavy Chevlots, full regular sizes,
worth 35c, now at 19c each.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16

Foley's Honey and Tar contains no
opiates, and will not constipate like
nearly all other cough medicines. Re-
fuse substitutes. Eldridge drugstores.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16
IS YOUR LIFE WORTH so CTS p

We defy the world to produce med
icine for the cure of all forms of Kidney
ard Bladder troubles, and all diseases
peculiar to women, that will equal
Smiths Sure Kidney Cure. Ninety
eight per cent, of the cases treated with
Smiths Sure Kidney Cure that have
come under our observation have been
cured. We sell our medicine on posi-
tive guarantee, if directions are follow
ed, and money will be refunded if cure
is not effected.
Price 90 cents and $1.OO. For sale by
w. A, Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16

Willing workers achieve much pro-
Yided they do not work the wrong way.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16
Nunnally's fine candy, 60e pound.
REMBERT's DRUGSTORE.

Foley's Kidney Cure if taken in time
affords security from all kidney and
bladder disease. Eldridge drugstores.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16

What public singer draws the most
and is clapped the most? The mos
quito.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16
Rooms For Rent

Apply at No. 500 Lee street.
10 If j. M. GooLsBY.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16

A man likes to call on female in
tellect, but to live with female intelli-
gence.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16

all the in
Spring stock and have gathered together assortment Of
that is matched citv Our Dress
Silks and White Goods have enthusiastic ad
~
first shown ago Our coIec-
ton Hosiery attracting the hundreds of men and
presents the most lavish array brought to this
city have also interest among o
nwhOoV these useful beauty things
stock Duncan presents variety the
making saving
25c 0 pair
furnishing greatest in this part OF the
country acknowledged by the public compares with
Every wish just abundantIv
provided at
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16

Some men find it easier to ra,e q
whiskers than the price of shave. EsEm
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-04-16

Closing out all rugs at cost.
Take a look at them.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-22

that they should take me for a giant and
think me so smart. was neither larger nor
smaller than any other boy Of my age, but
! could not make them understand II
Their wav of Telling q tree was for
hundred or more men to climb to the top
and bend II over until il was uprooted
One day found an old axe which had
come ashore in the wreck OF vessel
1t had been thrown aside because none OF
them knew how TO Use II or were big enough
TO handle IL.
sharpened the tool on a stone and then
cut down three trees with il, and the peo-
pie were 40 astonished that they even
forgot to laugh.
When the King saw the chips fly and
the trees come down he laid his hand on
INV arm and exclaimed
Joe Jolly Boy, this IL the most wonder
full thing ever heard Of. and II you will
stay here with us will give you my daugh-
ter Chin Chin foI a wife. and you shall
help me rule my. people and become King
after am dead.
I did not promise him. ] was having
good times but ] knew the day would
come when ! should want TO return 90 Siam
and my own people.
] ask you 10 he sure and read the next
chapter. rs ! am going 20 tell you In that
how ] met and vanqushsd a monster OF
The ses which had long made the Pygmies
afraid
To BE- continual
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-22
THEY COTLDN,y ALWAYS SPOUT.
woful Beginnings 0f Some Of the Worlds
Best orators.

SUNDAYS CON tuition had cablegram
from London which recalls several GOOD
stories
1t seems that Lord Loyat. a gallant hero
OF the South African war. rose 10 ADDRESS
IN. House of Lords in the debate on the army
bill and suddenly collapsed In the most
ludicrous manner. after finishing his first
sentence
The noble lord was attempting his nrst
speech aud vas saized with what IL called
stage fright lie managed TO say: MY
lords. ! venture to think this army system.
by producing "a definite scheme
Then he paused. waited moment or two.
and sat down IN hopeless and helpless EN-
barrassment
Many rsgrets were expressed. a. his prac-
teal experience. would have enabled him 10
throw som. needed light upon the matter
under discussion
4 short tim. ago the Duke of Drvonshir~
mad. a still more notable failure iie was
loaded with n his speech but after rising
aud attracting IN. attention Of the honsr
lac Iook-d ~ every direction, deliberately
changed his position tso 90 three tini-s aud
then resumed his seat, without utisrins q
word
sons 81 the ~orld's greatest orators made
ridiculous failures Ia Early life
solns fandfui stories hs'. led people 20
b.lIsy. that Dsnlel Webster VAS a natural
This 10 . mistake one Of HE classmates. ia
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used was smokeess and the guns themselves
were noiseless but YOU could tell when they
had been fired by the sound Of the land
ing OF their projectiles.
These struck the fences with mighty
hangs and booms or sometimes they landed
on the narrow ag-paved walks. and then
you'd hear the shatteTing OF glass; ana
again you heard the dull thCd OF some
ponderous but ILL aimed missile that landed
on one oil the square grass plots In the
centre of a yard: but, again, as likely al
not, after one of those you'd hear great
boom when some big shot hit a fence; ana
so the battle ragged with the dogs keeping
up their end of il unfailingly.
But presently there came, coincidently
with the smart sound Of the impact on
fence Of what seemed TO have teen par
ticularly large bottle, sharp squeak from
the smaller of the two barkers. IL seemed
for all the world a. though this dog had
been standing close by the fence, ana that
that bottle had just happened TO catch the
dogs tail between II and the fence ~ u
struck. However. that second dog WASH
heard from thereafter.
But the big dog kept right on, ana nov
the war was conent rated on him, and
with more than redoubled force. The
bomba dment of before. that had seemed
at the time 80 terrible, seemed now Ar COM
pared with this, To have bs.en but the drop
ping, scattering fire OF administers, thhs
was the real lattl.
But nothing SEEMED To touch the big
dog u. II ~ Kept on undlsniayed HE fright
ful howls. and then shile the tattb VAS
raging hcr,crt something happened. The
nov fully-awak.ned neiglhorhood looking
on from all sides AT the comiai saw d.
soruding through ia" air from The top of
~ ven STORY aIarimant that overlooked the
HSs.ne a massive Obl"H
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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-22
THE MONKEY
! SAVED THE DAY.
A Gaudy Mexican Gamblers Bout
at Monte on 4 Coasting Steamer
and How He Won Out.

Zone of the funniest things I saw" said
the travelling man from Mexico, was
the way that Mexican came on board the
steamer at Vera Cruz growing at the
monkey He carried him in his left arm
against his breast and looked at him as
though he would like TO throw him over
board
Everybody looked AT the Mexican. He
wa a bird He wore one Of those iuffy
reepe hats of drab fur trimmed with
spange things which cost all the way from
twenty TO hundred. aud his tan suit flashed
with silver braid. His trousers fitted him
like a circus performers tights. and the
seam. wers criss-cros.ed with loops Of
the DRILLING stun all the way down around
silver buttons like the ones ON his jacket,
Ne va. a corker
'W course. we began TO make bets on
!, TIE side a. to IA. value " that suit and hat .
su he didn't pay any stt-n,ionto us. He
Va puf,iug a cixsr.tt. ami growing at
the monkey ~ he rtrode Of, where ia.
l.d~. vsre lounging In their steamer chairs
und.r IN. .w,ins
A. son- ~ them .pl.d the monk. they
bssah To ely. Oh. look 81 ths poor httis
monkey" The monkey peepans ou,
s.smri slsd 10 80. thsm and as hs began
b chatter th. Mericss hauled oG ana h.,
hin q whaek. calling hun An animal. and
ss,iGs be- wished either tbs monk or hIs
ssih who gave him the monkey Was In
pafsaiofy
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fom no As.iaan's arm onto his shoulder
shd dYigins anDand che Lank 81 has head
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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-22
ZOE JOLLY BOYS TRIP
y TO JOLLY LAND,
In Which He Tells How He Built q
House and Discovered Some
Strange Animals.

The next day, IN conformity with what
] had told the King Of the Pygrnies. / ret
out TO build me a house. ! selected piece
OF ground opposite the palace. and the
people helped me to cut a lot OF poles for
posts. and then dashed them near the top
with strips OF bark. and soon had the frame
work OF my house ready.
Then dashed other poles further down.
and by weaving long grass behind them.
and by using the same for roof. had my
house or hut eompleted before sunset .
] used mud to plaster over the sides and
roof, and when the mud hardened the
hut was wstsr-tight.
left an opening for q door and hung
a grass mat b~for. IL. and ! made me =
l,-isi-ad Of poles and stretched mats across
the frame. No one la Jolly Land had ever
seen such hou-~ before. aud great MAS the
wonder ~ the p-opie stood around L.
When they Jaw me 90 la and out by the
door, and took notice how handy 10 was
they elapsed their hsnds and shouted
as II IL we're soIns great thing Ind~sd
Oh. King came across and entered by the
door and said
doe Jolly hoy. you ere not only giant.
but the sinArtsst man in this world How
on earth did you sssi hspI~a TO think ~
door like this, ! can see tina, no shall
learn many smart things from you. and
am glad " your val,
must nov tell you more about the
people
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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-22

sorry ter see tn boy goin' wrong. Why,
I've talked Z him with tears In my eyes
as big as horse chestnuts tryin' Z get him
q change his ways an walk tn path OF
righteousness. Little good 1t did, though,
as you'll see.
.'Twus on as likely q spring Sunday as
v ever seed that Jake met his end. We
WIZ waikiki through tn woods leadin' Z
Morton's Drop Everything wuz peaceable.
Tn beez wuz hummin' round tn whd
flowers along tn roadway, an tn little
birds wuz a-titterin' In tn trees, all so
ioyful-like that II seemed il ought { soften
any mans heart.
Il pleaded with Jake durin' that walk
AZ I'd never pleaded afore. BY tn time
I'd finished talkin' we'd reached tn end
OF tn walk an stood on tn end OF tn
precipice, a-lookin' at tn calm lake that
lies below.
Suddenly Jake wheeled round facin'
me. A strange look came into his eyes
an / drew back skeered-like.
Col durn you. Bill. he growled. What
tn ell right have you got { be talkin' Z
me tn way y have, y old varmint We.
Why, I've half a mind Z heave y on
inter-
with that he sprung at me like q wildcat.
Help. hollered, but he grabbed hold
nv throat an shut me on. There we
fought like two hyenas. he a-tryin' Z throw
me of, an me a-tryin not e let him.
Back an forth, back an forth we
svayed. But he wus younger n wus.
an finally his strength began t tell, He
gave one final push an over went.
made a clutch at him an he came, too.
Down down, down!
poor Jake met just but awful death
in tn placid lake below.
me? Oh. jest as we struck tn water
I woke up an found twas nothin' but a
dream with me. But poor Jake. he never
woke up. All Of which goes { show tn
truth OF what said about virtue in tn
first place
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-22
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BtRkING gNDGS a. IETED.
4 bersir Measure isrings Peace To Much
INsturt,~d Netghtsrhosd.

.sJ,-aking of cats said M Iugglr-
ton, reminds me ~ some Troublesome dogs
W. used to have Ia our nsighborhood ]
say used 90 have. because ". don't hAy.
them now
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THE REWARD or VIRTUE.

Uncle Bins Escape From the Awful Fate
mat Befeli Bad Jake Phelps.
sY' can always reckon on 1t. 1t pays Z
be eood,' said Uncle Bill. 'virtue beats
vice in every race, an III addition Z bein'
It's own reward II usually pulls in few
Of tn outside bets Of life along with It.
take tn case OF poor old Jake Phelps.
for example. How's that3 Y never heerd
tell OF what happened T. Jake3 Well, then,
" better listen now. tn be good lesson
fur ye.
Jake wus a bad man clear through.
He drank an cussed an Lor' knows
what he didn't do. He'd steal tn dinner
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bag on a blind horse
II he thought there
wus oats in It.
As fur me. on tn
other hand. I've al
ways lived a good
Christian life an
never done no critter
harm. as any one
who ever knew me III
tell ye. I knew Jake's
old man nm felt
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The other day a little red.faced lrishman
.,,roacbed a post ofice which had three
w, W. hoIes outside. One was labelled CITY. !"
r ss,her Domestic and the third For
s s. He looked at the three In turn. and
,Ssn. As puzzled expression crossed his face.
scratched his head:
.raith, he was heard to mutter. Il don't
.,or in which wan to put tn letter. Sure.
Yates a domestick. an she lives In the city.
All right. an she's furriner. too; but. besobs.
damhno how tn dommed thing can go In
Roth O, III three holes at vance
Columbia Jester.
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My grandpa bought . little farm,
Some chickens and q calf:
And farmed. and farmed. and farmed. and
farmed.
But only raised a laugh.
My uncle's baby ran away
Ut scared the unc. TO DEATH:
He chased him up and down the land.
But only caught his breath.
-Oh. stop my little boy for me-
He cried. nigh choked with tears.
The neighbors laughed and then some more.
But only stopped their ears.
-PrincetoH TIGER.
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A Reason for Il,

Visitor at Sshool-What q rapt look that
dear little fellow wears
Dear Little Fellow overhearins)-Teache
just hit me over the knuokles with ruler.
ma am.-Princefoa Tiger.
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Rctusning the Compliment.

visitor--ls the baron at homer
Butler-No;. he sends word to you that he
has just gone out.
visitor--0eodi Give the baron my COM
pliments, and say ! didn't call.
-Harpsrd LdYrpoon.
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him ashore. He let the monk chatter
now ali il wanted to, nor did he object
20 it's sitting on his shoulder with its tail
around his neck He waved an dos
up at us and we sent a cheer after him,
He was a bird, he was
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This paper says womAn's chief attraction
Is her hair. Do you think sol"
Not on q muddy street.
--Nich loon Wrinkle.
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A Namesake.

Hes . namesake OF mine
But isn't your name John?'
-Yes: they named him something else for
my sake. "-Aichioon Wftnkis.
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He-why did that old Miss Billyuns marry2
she--Oh. she needed to husband her
wealth. Columbia Jester.
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Askfu. q Coed Deal.

He-My dear. wish you would 60 gel
yourself ready for dinner before the company
O rrives.
Shelly graciousi Are they cannib als'
..s. Princeton TIGER.
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Music a. Advertised.

Come where my love lies dreaming
rith illuminated corer.
Trust her not"
e.. For mr. esnts.
Il would not live always"
rIhouf accom- pan imenf.
'See the Conquering Hero Comes
scith full orchsstrd.
'when the sun shall set no more"
IN c.
There was a little fishermaiden' ..
in three parts.
sThe Tale Of the Swordfsh-
. nth many scales.
after the BAH
For second base.
Home. Sweet, Home"
-. in ons nat.
-Four Director"
pubiishsd at thirty ee~fs
--Hdrrdrd Ldmpoon.