Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1903-11-13

| nerve to read it,
The Filipino Midgets were really too
little for big show.
Those Northern lights formed a
good excuse, recently, for married
men who we're out late of nights.
Some one should write true-love
story. Millions of people are fooling
with love who do not know anything
about it.
The fad now seems to be an educa-
ton OF the heels instead OF the head.
And it endangers more livus than the
midnight OIL"
Don't marry girl who lisps and ef-
fects her words. AS general thing
you will find them superfcial-a Miss
Nancy sort of girl.
A Colorado physician killed two
men-with a gun. That's nothing.
There are physicians so skilled in the
art that they kill without gun.
When a person gets mad at some.
thing which appears in the columns
OF newspaper, you can set it down
that some truth has been told about
them.
Perhaps if q saloon keepers son had
have forged his fathers name to a
check the Times and P.-I. of Seattle
would have given it a scare head with
pictures.
The sons of officials Of any sort
whatever have no more right to dis
regard the laws OF the country than
the sons of a man who is in the peni.
tentiary "doing time."
There is specialist down the Sound
| who claims he can take crows-feet out
OF women's faces. He would do a
thriving business among Olympia old
maids should he come here.
A Ch:cvgo woman wants her hus.
band arrested because he failed to kiss
her. As the Chicago papers failed to
print her picture it looks as though he
might have had good grounds.
A New Yorker cut off his wife's
hair to keep her from gadding about.
That just suited her exactly. She
dressed in q suit of her husbands 3
clothes and continued the prOminade.
The Germans love music much
better than any other nation, because
this art has gotten deeper into the
fibre OF the life OF the German people.
They are a great race of music wor-
shippers.
A spanking machine has been pat
ented. It cannot be much of an i'm
provement on the paddle Of the old.
time schoolmaster, or tho slipper OF
our step.mothers. That paddle left a
sting that lasts yet.
For those who live in the busy GEN.
ters Of civilization the big woods offer
the best change, because it is an abso-
lutte one. What one can find to do
there who knows how, or is disposed
to learn, would easily fill book.
"Pure cows milk" manufactured
by Chalk & Water, at their dairy
near the city OF -, would be an ap.
propriate label for many milk bottles
sold in cities, which cannot afford the
cost of dairy and milk inspection.
A little thing like q woman's prom
ise to obey at the marriage altar is as
brittle as the pie-crust of our mothers,
and it is made to break, and will be
broken, as long as a woman has q
will Of her own and they all have
that.
A story is told in Seattle OF a young
lady who was asked how she and her
steady we're getting along. She said:
90, he's all right, except that he is al
ways talking shop when he comes to
see me. He's street-car conductor,
and keeps saying, sit up closer,
plessep"
If you see it in the Seattle Times We
will buy you 25-cent cigar: That
the two sons of Mayor Humes OF Sc
attle we're placed in Jail. Isn't this
currying favor? No favorites should
be played by paper that calls itself a
newspaper. The Seattle Star was the
only paper to have the backbone to
push it.
An old lady living on Westside has
been quite i'll, and her daughter, in
the capacity OF nurse, was in almost
constant attendance. The mother
awakened from q nap with start
the other day and said, "Oh, was so
happy just now" "Did you dream
YOU were in heaven, motherf" was the
very natural query. eyes, daughter"
was the reply, but l awakened and
saw you, and knew it couldn't be
true"
Mr.. Roosevelt was very anxious to
get the people of Maryland to endorse
his negro policy, but quite the con.
trary in the hot canvass there for Gov
ernor recently the President is "get-
ting it in the neck" for his negro
policy. His appeal to Maryland was