Bisbee daily review., 1903-06-18
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making 9 patent medicine and ended director of half dozen banks, not be ing able To use her eyes has an English maid who. while dressing her mistress hair. is expected to inform her of the social news-in other words, the gossip of the day This was the record foi one day last week. "Oh. ma'am, there's been such scan aa!! All society is talkin' about it."
 Well begin at the beginning. l al ways like to hear the trifies about these affairs. If not 1 don't half enjoy the scandal itself"
 "Ycs. nm. I'll begin at the begin ning. It was only few days ago thai young Mrs. Bonner-'er who been un der five and twenty-'as Ter second 'usband-the first not bein' dead neither stepped into Sherry's for bite oi luncheon. She'd eaten a lobster ls Newburg and had ordered cream mcrangue when d gentleman come II and took a seat at a table near by Suddenly their eyes met. Who should he be but Mr. Robinson, Ter former 'usband. dressed in the height Of Lon don fasLioD-fOr e 'ad lived abroad hever since the divorce-with button niere in his coat and lookin' for all the world 'anSorer than eyer-and when he went abroad be was said to be the 'ansCmcst man in New York. You know. maam. Mir. Bonner is a 'signii- cant iookin' man. with no great money neither. and heverybody wondered when Mir. Robinson's wife give up her 'usband for such person.
 You don't look a day older said Mir. Robinson. than you did three years ago when my heart was lacerat- ed at givin you up
 Don't T.: said his wife. No more do you, Albert. You was always my fancy for looks.
 Come. come" interrupted the listen CT. You can't put in the talk of la. dies aHG gentlemen. Get on with the story"
 "YeS. nm. Well as I was sayin' min. the compliments began to fly be tween 'em. besides some explanations as a.u't come out when they was separatiu. and they sat at the table fol art the afternoon. MT. Robinson or dered bottle of champagne, knowin that Mrs Bonner was very fond of it and they drank to the 'appy days when they was a-cUurtin' and before the lady got tc flrt,n' first with one and aftel ward witl another till she got down 10 Bonner Then Robinson said as 'ow
 a . sssf was a quarrel as wasn't made up.
 You used to be fond of curaGoo to wind up with, dear-I beg pardon. Mrs Bonner says MT. Robinson. Wont you ave oncE
 ".Tle very thing says Mrs. Bonner C. you always did know my taste. TL~rc l was just goin' to call you by IL. old pet maine" Birdie.
 This is the 'appiest moment l 'ave sd ill three years, says Mir. Robinson.
 lin 'fraid made a mistake. Albert You was d model 'usband, and I tried you very ard. Bonner can't 'elp me with lAy costumes as you could. E 'asu't the hartistic eye you ave-
 They clasped 'ands under the table. and Mrs. Bonner's eyes was wet"
 That's right, Simmons" remarked Mrs. vanderiecker. "Stick to what they did. not what they said. You spoil the story with their talk"
 Well, nm, Mrs. Bonner arsked i'm low long e was goin' to be ill America and e said as 'ow e was gOin' to sai back in two days, as e 'ad an invita-. tion to visit a noble lord at is country 'cuse, and 1t wouldn't do for i'm to be away at the time as is social position In Lunnon depended upon is bein there. Then Mrs Bonner cried"
 simmons" said the mistress. "I be lieve you're making this all up."
 "NO'm, I hain't. l got il from Mrs Bo-ners maid, who's a friend of mine"
 Good graciousr' exclaimed Mrs Yanderdecker How servants do re peat things!'
 Then MT. Robinson arsked is wife to get a divorce and marry i'm. and she said she would, but when they come to think as 'ow shed ave to live year in Dakota she couldn't bring herself to take the trouble. specially as she'd never been a day out of New York SO ciety in Ter life. Wasn't it cruel, nm. that the poor things 'ad to be separated just because the laws so delayin'?
 Mir. Robinson, e called a close car riage, and the two went drivin' through the park with the winder shades pulled down. Wasn't it awful, nm?
 That evenin' when MT. Bonner went 'ome for dinner is wife wasn't there. and when she did come she was very much fiustered. 'E knew by her looks she'd been dOin' something wrong, and 's spoke to Ter 'arsh like. She, bein' tired of i'm and rattled over 'avin' to part with Ter 'usband-I mean her real 'usband-on account of i'm, picked up & silver platter from the buffet and threw it at i'm. Then there was trou- ble in the family and no mistake"
 (Which fampy?' asked Mrs. Wander decker.
 Both of 'em."
 "WeUT
 That's the end of the story so far O. I got it from the servants 'all. but what's come out in the paper th.s pornin' tells low it endedn
 Read it."
 "'Scandal in 'igh life. Tie outgoin' Ounard steamer yesterday took the wife of Rochester Bonner. who eloped