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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

Flushed with victory, Col. julius Cae-
sar left the scene of the battle and
hurried to the nearest telephone booth,
says the Chicago Tribune
Hello, CENTRAL" he said. Give me
Rome"
"a little louder, please" said central.
"Give me ROME!"
STAND closer to the phone, put your
lips against the receiver, and speak in
a firm Tone" ordered central.
Think I am going to climb into this
thing?" asked Caesar. you connect
me with Rome or there1l be another
magazine article provided for around
here, with you as the central illustra-
ton"
Here's your party" was the only
@Hello!" yelled Caesar. "Is this
Rome?'
Yes
Gimme the palace
The connection was made.
Hello! Is this the palace?"
Eyes"
WHO is this?"
"Horatio Claudius, the messenger"
Hello, 'Ratius. Know who this is?'
mo, sir
Guess"
i can guess. w no Is II!
Don't you know my voice."
NO. Whose is it?'
Jaw, can't you guess who it is?"
Tell me who you are and what you
want, please"
well, that's a joke on you"
who is speaking, anyway"
"Why, this is Caesar"
"Sneezer?"
NO! Caesar!"
"Wheezer? I don't know any Wheel.
ers."
81 said Caesar!"
"Geezer? Who in the wor-''
Caesar! CAESAR! Dadgun
youl Can't you hear thunder? Julius
Caesar! Me- IT. The whole thing! Got
it now? Understand who's yelping tc
your"
Eyes, sire"
THAT sounds more like it, Pretty
state of affairs when l have to identi-
fly myself every time 1 want to issue ar
order! Nice state of things, I must
say Now. listen"
Yes, sire"
We've just won a great battle
Great rattle?"
NO. Confound your muckle- headed
ears! BATTLE! Get that?"
"Oh, battle. Thought you said
Never mind what you thought. I'm
| doing the thinking FOR this community
just now. We've just won a great bat
tle and 1 want you to put a bulletin
on the walls Of the city where every
body can see it,
Yes, sire"
Better write it down now, so you'll
get it right. Listen, now. Are you
ready?"
YES, SIRE"
We'll say 'veni, Vidi, Weir"
| yes. sire; I have it. Beany, Bidy
/ Bicy."
mo. no! veni. vidi, vici!"
"Sheeny, shiddy-"
Great heavens! Were you never al
school? Veni, Vidi, Vicil''
oh, Weeny Wildly, Wicy. I'll go and
| tell Mrs. Calphurnia-"
Here! Wait! You haven't got 1t al
all! / said Veni, Vidi,-"
II have it now. Clean eye, cried
L"
Now by the shade Of Mars, this /:
too much! Out upon thee. dog! Would
that my fist could reach thee, even as
my voice doth. Back to the woods
Tell 1t me once again, and =
"I'll tell you to"
Here central broke in, asking:
did you get your party?"
Then did the royal rage of the late ]
phone building was scattered over the
| plain. while the central girls fed
shrieking for home and mother.
And thus Il was that the loyal pop.
ulace Of Rome must needs wait until
the slow feet Of a messenger brought
them tidings Of the glorious victory.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29
FREIGHT And PARCEL Oar.

Leaves east side of City Market for Thunder
bolt, Cattle Park. Sand1y. Isle OF Hope and all
intermediate points-9:I5 q. m, lis p M, 5:1s
p. m.
Leaves Isle of Hope for Sandhy Cattle Park
Thunderbolt and all intermediate points-6:0l
a. m, II 90 a. m, 800 D. m.
Freight car leaves Montgomery at $50 g. IN.
and 2:35 p. m. connecting at Sandhy with req
ular parcel car for city.
Parcel car from the city carries freight Ia
Montgomery on each trip
Regular parcel car carries trailer on each
trip Tor accommodation of passengers.
ANY further information regarding paSsen.
ger schedule or freight service can be had by
applying TO C. B. KIDDER, Manager.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

If Mr.. Carnegie has been correctly re-
ported, he gave one of his friends, just
before sailing for Europe the other
day, some interesting observations re-
specting the connection between Provi-
dence and the price of real estate. This
is what he is alleged to have said:
Providence has been very kind to me
of late because a piece of realty ]
bought has arisen $1,000 in value And
when 1 come to think of it I can as
sign no reason for the generosity, ex-
cept that have not bothered Provi-
dence with my petitions for about forty
years" Is it possible that. in his af-
fiuence, Mr.. Carnegie doesn't feel the
need of saying his prayers?
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

Leading New York physicians are
not much impressed by the announce
ment that DIR. Councilman of Boston
has discovered the germ that causes
smallpox. DR.. Councilman says the
cause of the disease is a protocol, the
lowest form of animal life, which ex-
plains the highly contagious character
of the disease. Or. Park OF New York
says he has no doubt that DR.. Coun-
Gilman is correct, but he does not be-
lieve it will make any difference in
the treatment of the disease. DR.. G.
F. Shrady of the same city says the
discovery might be called scientific
curiosity which may lead to greater
things, such as the discovery Of the
germ of scarlet fever and similar dis
eases.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

The Charleston Post reports that a
man in Abbeville, S. c.. has fallen heir
to a Spaniard's money for the care of
his daughter, who is now in convent
in Spain. THE story" says the Post,
"reads like a romance" 1t is a ro-
nance. esteemed contemporary, almost
as old and hoary as that of manu-
featuring green goods" from stolen
government plates, to be sold to fav-
ored parties at ten cents on the dollar.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

The enlistment of Filipino boys as
naval apprentices at the Cavite navy
yard has been authorized by the
United States government. This means
an experiment is to be made in "as-
similating' the natives by means of
our military service. There is no
doubt that the little brown people
make good sailors, but whether pa
triotism" can be instilled into them In
the manner proposed is quite another
question.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29
Where Was Papas

A stanza is going the rounds among
the public men of Washington, the au-
thorship of which, from the fact that
it was first heard among senators and
cabinet officers, is credited to various
statesmen, says the New York Tribune.
Secretary Shaw recited it at cabinet
meeting, and was said to be its author,
but he has disclaimed the honor. 1t is:
60 ask papa" the maiden said,
The young man knew papa was dead;
He knew the life papa had led;
He understood when the maiden said,
GO ask papa"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29
What a Prominent LAWYER
Says of This Wonder
fol Remedy.
Lanier. GA. Anril "a 1903

Lanier, Ga, April %, 1908.
Kalola Company, Savannah, Ca
Gentlemen: l have been sick for ten
years. I have spent a thousand dol
lars or more with the practicing ply
sicians of the country and the best
skill in Savannah to no avail. Your
agent gave me bottle of Kalola, and
before l had finished the small bottle
began to feel marked improvement.
I bought another bottle, and before
had used half the bottle I had gained
20 pounds. Yours respectfully,
r. l.. Cox.
Lanier, Ga.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

'The negro who has migrated to the
North in the hope of lettering himself
would to-day be better off if he had
staid in the South, where his treat
ment is far better than it is at the
North" This is the opinion of DR..
John Lovejoy Elliott, of New York,
expressed before the Philadelphia So
ciety of Ethical Culture day or two
ago. 1t is remarkable how many lead
ing thinkers Of the North are now Civ
ing expression TO the Same opinion.
The race question is beginning TO
manifest itself under their noses, hence
they are coming to see 1t in a very
different light from that in which they
saw 1t "a few years ago
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

A professional strong man the other
day tried to demonstrate his strength
in New York by drawing street car
filled with passengers with a strap in
his teeth. The police arrested him. His
pull is not the kind that has police
protection.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

William Shanks, aged 81, applied to
the Judge of Probate at Topeka, Kan.
a day or two ago for a marriage
license. That official looked at the old
man doubtfully, and then rather i'm
pertinently asked, Say, when do you
think a man is too old to marry %
you'll have to ask somebody older
than me-" replied Shanks proudly as
he secured his coveted paper and went
to seek his bride.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29
COLLINSVILLE LINE.

Fair Grounds and Dale Avenuel
Beginning at 500 a. m. cars leave Bolton
and OFT streets every Is minutes; returning
cars leave Estill avenue and Waters road at
6:07 a. m. and every Is minutes thereafter, con
Meeting with cars on Thunderbolt line until
1900 O'Clock midnight.
Through cars are operated between Market
and Thunder colt VIA Collinsville and Dale
avenue as follows:
Leave Market. Leave Thunderbolt.
6 As A M. 30 A. NJ
6 45 p NJ. 3OPM
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29


So great is the demand in this coun-
try for family trees that quite a flour
ishing business has grown up in the
production and cultivation of them. In
Washington especially has the indus
try grown to large proportions. One of
the first demands of the new states
man or new millionaire when he gets
to the capital is for family tree,
which he has little difficulty in buying.
One of the newest trusts, by the way,
is proposed by the genealogical arbori-
culturists. A meeting has been called
to perfect plans for a national organ
ization of genealogists, with a view, 10
doubt, not of limiting output but sus-
tanning prices.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29
The Weather.

The indications for Georgia for to-
day are for fair weather, with light
south winds. becoming variable. East
ern Florida partly cloudy weather,
probably showers in central portion,
with fresh northeast to east winds.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

1t is estimated that Russia has in
Manchuria and Siberia. within three
weeks striking distance Of Japan. not
less than $4,000 effective troops. This
force has been gradually built up ana
put on war footing. so that practl-
cally at moments notice II could
take the field in offensive operations.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

Car leaves west side of City Market for Lin
coin Park 500 a m. and every 40 minutes
thereafter until II 80 p. m.
Car leaves Lincoln Park for Market geo a. m.
and every 40 minutes thereafter until l2 o clock
midnight
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

There is going to be fun in Mont
gomery, Ala, on May 6. A call has
been sent out for a Republican con-
vention to be attended by "all friends
of the administration" The call does
not restrict the attendance to quail
fled voters, and the expectation is that
a black mob will flock to the city and
endeavor to run the meeting in the in
terest Of voters who are disqualified
under the terms of the new constitu-
ton. The leading white Republicans of
the state are now trying to perfect
some plan by which only qualified vot-
ers win be admitted to the meeting.
The struggle promises to be animated,
and, to the Democrats, amusing.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

New York papers were disposed to
poke fun at Elijah II" Dowie OF
Chicago when he announced that he
purposed to descend on New York city
with a host of his Zionists and carry
on campaign of conversi On
to his religion" But now that
Dowie has made good his prom
Use the papers see it is no laugh
ing matter. That his cult is making
progress in New York is acknOwl-
edged. In all probability he will soon
be erecting a million-dollar temple in
that city for the accommodation of
his followers. A shrewd fakir in eth
err religion or medicine can always de-
pend on getting a large following in
any big city.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

City Market to Casino via Bolton Street
Junction.
Beginning at 5:45 a. M, cars leave City Mar
ket for Casino at Thunderbolt every 10 minutes
until IL 80 d. m.
Cars leave Bolton Street Junction is minutes
after leaving time at City Market
Beginning at :5S a, M, cars leave Casino at
Thunderbolt every Is minutes until 1908 mid
piU
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

a shrewd colored man is making
money out of race prejudice as he has
found 1t to exist in Brooklyn and Jer-
sey City. His plan of operation is this:
He selects a house in some choice res
idence section. buys IT and moves in
with his family. Immediately there is
a howl on the part of his neighbors.
who do not want negroes in the neigh
hood. The negro assures the objec-
tors that he likes his house and the
neighborhood and has no desire to
leave, but if they are willing to pay
him his price for the property he will
sell. Then he names price that will net
him about 40 to so per cent. profit on
the investment, and he usually gets it.
He is credited with having made thou
sands of dollars in this manner in the
past two or three years, and is be-
lieved to be now regularly into this
real estate" business.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29
THUNDE 8OLTLINE 1SDeciaD

Connects at Sandhy with parcel car for city.
connects a. Sandfy with parcel car for Isle
of Hope.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

Connects at Sandfiy with parcel car to city.
connects at Sandfiy with parcel car Tor Isle
of Hope.
:*Goes to Montgomery on return trip from
Isle Of Hope.
MONTGOMERY AND THUNDERROLT
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

put OIL any passenger WHO IIllSDeHdNeS.
This is probably the meat of the whole
officer within the prescribed limits of
his duty
Partisan shopgirls are now going
in for fencing. A society called
L'OEuvre de Mimi Pinson. after the
poem in which Alfred de Mussett sang
the graceS of the ouvriere, has under
taken to teach Mademoiselle Mimi the
use of the foils. Milliners, seamstresses.
fiowerinakers, artists in feathers and
embroidery, congregate two or three
times a week in hall, where they don
masks, gloves and breast pads and
learn the mysteries of quartz and tiers
from a fencing mistress They tuck up
and pin their skirts to allow freedom
of motion, and look very businesslike
as they lunge, thrust and parry. They
say they enjoy the lesosns very much,
and that the exercise makes them feel
far filter than ever they did before,
when "a walk home if buses we're full
up with all the movement they got
after sitting over their work all day.
when the lesson is finished they doff
masks, gloves and pads, unpin skirts,
put on their big hats, made by them
selves in the latest fashion, and tear
off helter-skelter TO the workshop.
Their fencing is now the topic of the
hour. Girls who know how to handle
the foils swagger over those who have
not yet ventured to go in for the man.
~ pastime. Challenges are in the air.
there is talk OF sending cartels 20 the
chief when he has been In a specially
scolding temper, and deadly duels with
tyrannioal shop mistresses are darkly
limited at.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29

Lanier, Ga
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-22
COURTS MAY
Be TIED Up
Expenses Must
Now Be Paid
by County.

There may be another tie-up in the
courts of the Territory unless the va
rious boards of supervisors are able to
raise funds when the County Act goes
into effect next year. Although the
courts were always supposed to be
Territorial and almost federal depart
ments, by reason of the appointment
of the judges by the President of the
United States, the appropriations for
this branch of the government have
been placed with the county after the
first of the year.
Judge Robinson and Judge Gear have
already discussed the question of pro-
ritorial appropriations cease, and a
regular conference will be held between
the three circuit judges this week. 1t
Is the opinion of the two judges who
have already talked over the question,
that the supervisors should be con-
suited at once in regard to the matter,
and be asked to make provision for
Judge Robinson's opinion, the warrants
for the first nine months, for the ex-
penses of the judiciary will have to be
registered.
The judiciary is in reality the only
department of the government strictly
Territorial, which was placed by the
Legislature under the control of the
counties. At the time the appropria-
tions were cut out of the eighteen
months bill there was a big fight
against it in the Senate, but finally all
the items We're left for the counties to
provide. This will only take in the Cir
cult Courts as the Supreme Court is
provided for in the eighteen months
bill.
The Circuit Courts will have to run
on credit for the first few months of
the year as was done once before, when
the eXtravagances of the judges had
exhausted the appropriation before the
close of the fiscal year. While the Su-
preme Court is provided for by the leg
islature none of the other courts is.
There is small appropriation for ex-
penses, and the salaries of one clerk.
stenographer and messengers are also
provided for the Supreme Court.
The Circuit Court juries will be COM
PEELED to work for months without their
money, unless the supervisors are able
to provide for their payment. The
clerks bailiffs, stenographers and otner
officers of the various Territorial courts
will also have to be content to work
without pay until the county raises the
needed money. The supervisors, also
have the right to fix the pay of the en-
ployes of the courts and some of them
are getting very anxious to learn
whether salaries are to remain the
same.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-22
KINAU BOAT
Is CEPSIZED

The capsizing of boat at Maizena,
Maui, at o'clock yesterday morning
delayed the vessel four or five hours
the steamer arriving at Honolulu at
4:4O p. m. yesterday.
The boat had been discharging
freight at the landing and on the re-
turn to the steamer, shot out of the
cove just in time TO encounter a big
roller which threw the boat around
despite the efforts of the rowers, and
in an instant it had been overturned
and the sailors We're struggling in the
water. The rough seas carried the boat
ashore upon the rocks, but the damage
was slight. The sailors swan ashore.
Owing to the darkness the boat could
not be recovered. The Kinau remain
ed off port until daylight when the boat
was found and taken to the steamer.
The Kinau met with rough weather
all along the Kawaihae coast and in
the Maui channel. She stopped at Ka-
unakakai on the way back.
Admiral Beckley reports that his son
had written him that Mokuaweoweo
was still burning.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-22
Shipping Notes.

The Maui brought the following car
go from Kahului: 166 sacks paiai 70
sacks corn: 253 packages sundrles.
The w. G. Hall brought as cargo
from Kauai, 5000 bags of sugar. is
empty barrels, so bags Of rice, 80 pkgs
sundries.
The following sugar is reported by
Purser Friel OF the w. G. Hall, ready
for shipment from Kauai: X. S. NJ
$500 bags; X. p. 5000; NJ. A. X. 4l24;
p. 22s0; III. M. 1880; total, 1894.
The steamer Noeau which arrived
Saturday at 1850 p. m. from Napoopoo,
had GIG bags sugar. 30 head of cattle
81 packages sundries. The purser re-
ports 200 bags of sugar at Punaluu
and 1900 bags at Honuapo ready for
shipment.
Purser Friel OF the w. G. Hall re-
ports: Steamer Mikahala at waimea
loading X. S. NJ. sugar: bark Flint ar
rived at MAXWELL Saturday p. M.
Dec. 10; bark Augustine Terrazzina at
Makaweli taking in ballast: fine
weather on Kauai"
The British ship Alice A. Leigh called
yesterday at Honolulu for provisions.
She was on her way to San Francisco
with a cargo OF coal from Newcastle.
Gains held her eighty-two days and
the captain decided to stock up here
before proceeding to San Francisco.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-22
WILL DEEPEN
The HARBOE

The Hawaiian Dredging Co. will be-
gin deepening the harbor after the first
OF the year. Preparations are now be-
ing made for the work, and the dredger
and other necessary material is being
made ready The outside harbor will
first be dredged, the material taken
from the bottom to be carried out 10
sea.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-22
SHERIDAN COMING
FROM MANILA

A transport is expected from Manila
the end of this month. The Sheridan
was to have sailed from Manila on the
10th of December and Captain William
son expects to receive cable notice of
her sailing from Nagasaki either today
or tomorrow.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-22
A MORE PROFITABLE FIELD.

But the pirate is not what it used
to be-"
rs II note"
Far from It, Had my life to live
again. ] would stay ashore and enter
olitics."-Puck.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1903-12-22

The delay of the Siberia in arriving
was due to heavy gales encountered
after leaving Yokohama.
The Kentucky has native aboard
who has been on the ship for three
years. His name is Kaulia.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1903-12-05
ORGANIZING FARMERS TRUST
Texas AgriCulturists Being
UniOniZed Rapidly

Fort Worth, Texas, Dec. 4.-The
farmers of Texas are being unionized
at a rapid rate. They are today 3Ooo
unions in Texas with a total member
ship of 10000 or more. and the organ
ization is spreading like wildhre
1t began at Emory, Raines county
about ten months ago under the name
of the Farmers Educational and Co.
operative Union of America and is
now established in nearly every pop
ulous county in Texas. About the
middle of February next, meeting
will be held for completing state
organization and it is believed the
movement will spread to other states
as the Farmers Alliance. which was
organized in Kansas. did few years
ago.
The purpose of the union is 10 Dus
and sell in bulk. to educate along as-
ricultural lines and to eschew poltlcs
but to nevertheless discuss poiitlea
economy
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1903-12-05
CANNON DID NOT
NEED HIS HELP
Crank Labor Leader Expelled
From the House of Repre-
SentdtiveS

Washington, Dec. 4.-Speaker Can
non, resenting what he deemed an in
suit from John Herman ]. Sehulteir.
chairman of the national executive
committee of the Knights of Labor,
summarily ordered Mr.. Schulteis from
the speakers room at the capital to-
day with the parting injunction to the
labor leader never to darken his door
again.
Mr.. Schulteis made his first call up
on the speaker several days ago with
the demand that Representative Liv-
ernash of San Francisco, be made
chairman of the committee on labor,
and that Representative Wynne, of the
same city, be made a member of that
committee.
As both these men are members of
the minority, Mr.. Cannon explained
To Mr.. Schulteis that their assignments
would depend on the recommendation
OF Representative Williams, the MI
nority floor leader, but it would De
impossible to make Mr.. Livernash
chairman of the committee as the
chairmanships would go to the ma
jority.
Wnen Mr.. Schulteis appeared before
the speaker today he announced in
what was taken by the official to be
an offensive manner, that the labor
committee had been packed"
He renewed his demand that Mr..
Livernash be assigned to this COM
mittee, announcing that he had de-
feated Mr.. Cannon for election to the
0znd congress and that unless his re-
quest in this instance Was accordo d
ne was going into the speakers dis
trlct next campaign.
Mr.. Schulteis did not have time to
finish telling the speaker what he
would 90 10 hum, as Cannon at this
point gave his premptory order for the
man to be elected from the room, stat
ing as he did so that there was no
chance of the committees being
packed" by Mr.. Schulteis.