Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-11-18

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Men with brains make money BY
marrying It.
There's many a clip 'twlxt the vote
and the ballot box.
The fellow who stands on his digni-
~ makes other people tired.
A very popular c~Ouple-two dollars.
Many a man lie looking for work
who doesn't want il.
Never judge the weather by the pre-
dictions OF 3 prophet.
Lucky is the man whose dinner hts
his appetite.
Hgnratively s~peaking-the lecturer
on mathematics.
Some people work overtime trying
to get shorter hours.
Oil and water won't mix, unless 10
the form OF stock.
Patience lie virtue when il has q
little hustle on the side.
u is easier to carr monty than to
borrow II.
The milkman generally makes US
take water.
Some men seem to be too busy to
make friends.
Some men, like razors, are too sharp
for their " good.
Some people swallow their pride and
others chew the rag.
You can't cultivate your voice and
cultivate. friends, too.
The manufacturer Of yeast doesn't
always rise IN the world.
Better be q big peg in 8 little hole
than = little peg 10 3 big hole.
Most women take too much medi-
cine and some men don't take enough.
A soft answer may turn away wrath,
but It seldom works on book agents.
The man who always says exactly
what he thinks II often silent.
Any woman would rather have you
look her over than overlook her.
The fellow who makes unpleasant
remarks h by no means remarkable
Some mems ideas Of the pursuit Of
happiness is 70 sprinkle salt on lie tail.
No man is free who hasn't got him
self veil in hand.
It is hard to convince people that
poor relations are better than non
A mar seldom sees q perfect man
without the aid Of 3 mirror.
Ifaman begins to court trouble he
usually ends BY marrying Il.
No woman ever makes g fool Of
man; she merely develops him,
We're It not for clouds people would
be unable 70 appreciate sunshine.
It's 3 toss up who has the worst time
Tho visitors or che visited.
1t might be just as we'll 70 remem-
Der that fast men are usually slow
pay.
II you would have lasting fame
don't give the world q chance to for
get you.
Women don't think much OF q doc
L0A AAaaal ~ - = A0ANA WMADL9UHH
shades Of pills il stock.
A sack OF -four and q barrel OF pota-
toes will convert . poor family quick
or than 9 carload Of gospel tracts.
You can't always tell how popular
q man has been from the size Of bis
funeral.
The fellow who suspects everybody
Of trying to cheat him deserves 70 be
cheated.
No, Maude, dear; we have never
heard that q hare Up possessed the
same virtues - 9 rabbits foot.
Nsll-nIt must be true that the good
die young" Belle-"0h. / don't
know. Sometimes they outgroW t."
81 sm still on deck,n remarked the
collection plate, ssin spite of che fact
that ! an a think Of the passed.
The lazy mans idea OF luxury is to
push the button and let somebody else
DO the rest.
We would like to hear e good hearty
laugh. We haven't beard one II
years.
About the worst thingth { can hap
pen man is 70 be appeiuted on E
committee.
Nobody was ever as proud % q col
ored man with 8 gun and 8 half dozen
oottontails dangling to bic belt.
Many aman who is his own master
would like to be working for some
other fellow.
When 8 woman doesn't show her
age L stands to g that she won't
tel.
Al new opera always creates a lot Of
talk, bat mist Of It is confined to the
boxes.