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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-11-18

pain. The kidney fscretions were very
Irregular, dark colored and full Of sedi.
ment. The pills cleared It all up and
| have not had M ache In my back
since taking the last dose. My health
generally is improved great deal"
Foster MIlburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
For sale by all dealers. price 30 cents
per box. -.
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CURES RHEUMATISM AND cATARRH.
B.B.B. Cures Deep Seated Cases Especially
To Prove 1t Il. II. B. Sent Free

These diseases, with aches and pains in
bones, joints and back, agonizing pains in
shoulder blades, hands, fingers, arms and
legs crippled by rheumatism, lumbago, sci
atica, or neuralgia hawking, splitting, nose
bleeding, ringing in the cars, sick stomach,
deafness. noise in the head, bad teeth, thin
hot blood, all run down feeling or catarrh
are sure signs of an awful poisoned condi-
ton of the blood. Take Botanic Blood
balm (B,B,B) Soon all aches and pains
stop, the poison is destroyed and a real
permanent cure is made of the worst rheu-
matism or foulest catarrh Thousands of
cases cured by taking B.BB. 1t strength.
ems weak kidneys and improves digestion.
Druggists, 81 per large bottle. Sample free
by writing BLOOD BALM Co., 54 Balm
Bldg, Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble and
free medical advice sent in sealed letter.
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srArI OF Quo, CRY OF TOLEDO,
IurAa NpuGrv sss

FRANK ]. CHESEY make oath that he Is
senior partner OF the Arm OF T. J. CHENEY &
Co., doing business IN the City OF Toledo,
County and State aforesaid and that said
Arm will pay the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case o. cATARRH that
cannot be cured by the use OF Halls
CATARRH CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before mo and subscribed In my
,-,, presence, this 9Th day OF December,
! SEAL. A. D., 1885. A. ". GLEASON,
49, Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, aud
acts directly on the blood aud mucous sur
faces OF the system. Send for testimonials,
free. +. J. CHENEY q Co., Toledo, o,
Sold by all Druggists, Zoe.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-11-18

Live not for selfish aims. Live to shed
JOY on others, Thus best shall your own
happiness be secured; for no JOY is ever
given freely forth that does not have
quick echo in the givers own heart
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A great deal may be done by severity,
more by love, but most by clear discern
nent and impartial justice, which pays
40 respect to persons.
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Dst s't'fNN -
the Peace. says:
"Doan's Kidney
Pills proved n
very efficient
remedy In my
case. i used
them for dis.
ordered kidneys
and backache.
from which !
had experienced
a great deal OF
trAnhlA ~ a
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The longest telephone wire span in
the world is 5000 feet from pole to
Iole, spanning the SusQuehanna River,
near Lancaster, Pa.
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Microscopic experiments have shown
that the electrically made steel is not
different in any way from crucible
steel.
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OF the strikes in Great Britain last
year 36917 were successful. 35,515
unsuccessful and 41,Gi5 accepted COM
promises.
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Emperor William will erect a monument
to the memory Of krupp. the Elnmalier.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-11-18

The tenement inspectors of New
York City have found over 1876, 200
occupied rooms which have neither
light nor ventilation.
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Piso's Cure is the best medicine we over used
for all affections of throat and luncs.-WM.
y. ENDsLEY. Nanburen, Ind, Feb. 10. 1900.
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1t is the body which gives beauty to
the clothes. and not the clothes to the
body, and it is the soul which gives char
acter and meaning to both.
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Salzburg has a cafe which has been in
existence for l5O years.
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Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. soften the gums, reduces innamma-
tion ,aliays pain, cures wind collie. 25c. bottle
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The currency in circulation among the
people OF the United States is S29.75 per
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DR.. S. b. Hartman. Columbus. Ohio

Slander is the tribute failure pays to
success
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One in four Of the people of Chicago is a
German.
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Catarrh cured at home. Three preparations
In one package. Ask your dcaler for "Dr.
Hartley's Great Remedy" BE sure you get it.
Agts., Stanley & Brown Drug Co., BALTIC. Nd.
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Carpets can be colored on the aoor with
PUTNAM FADEI Ess DYES.
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FITSpermanentivc cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use OF DR.. Kline's Great
HerveR eRestorer. .e2trlal bottle and treatisefree
Dr.R.H. KLINE, Ltd, 991 Archst Phila., Pa.
In Boston there are one and half cleo.
trio liohts for each person.
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~ ATE N TS,
TRADE-lIARKs AND PENSIONS.
Ara X0u Iuteresteds


Millions OF dollars have been made ou. OF Patents
aud Trade MarRs. Millions Of dollars are appropr.
lted to pay pensions. " years practice.
f.r Information and literature FREE, write .
THE w. Il. WILLS COMPANY,
wills Building. 3l2 Ind. Ave, Washington, d. J
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Gentlemen: Il
have used severa
bottles OF Peruna
and feel greatly
benefited thereby
from my oatarrn
of the head, and
feel encouraged to
believe that it's
continued use will
fully eradicate a
disease of thirty
years standing" -
David Meekison,
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there is often singularly vivid as 40
cal color" and behind many an adve.-
tisement 1t is possible to see a Wig
orous personality. Nor are there lack
ing in this new literature qualities OF
humor. both Intentional and uninte,-
tional. One generation writes an epic.
another an advertisement; and who
shall say that one manifestation is
not as important as the other?-George
Hibbard, In the Booklover's Magazine.
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CON SENTRATED
VANILLA EXTRACT.

All who use Vanilla should write us. Get first
class vanilla direct from Factory AZ onethird what
You pay. For l9 CENTS we send prepaid. sample OF
concentrated Vanilla Extract. equal to three
ordinary lQ cent bottles. Agents wanted
Maryland Extract Co., baltimore, Md.
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Appendicitis insurance policies are
issued in England at $1.25 year for
every 5000 .-s>s-s.--...4 ..4--->~-.~-~->~r
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In every country of the civilized world
Sisters of Charity are known. Not only
do they minister to the spiritual and intel
lectual needs of the charges committed to
their care, but they also minister to their
bodily needs. $500
With so many children to take care Of
and to protect from climate and disease,
these wise and prudent Sisters have found
Peruna a never failing safeguard.
DR.. Hartman receives many letters from
Catholic Sisters from all over the United
States. A recommend recently received
from a Catholic institution in Detroit,
Mich, reads as follows:
Dr.. S. b. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio
Dear Str:-"The voung gfrI Who
used the Peruna tras suffering from
Iaryngftis, aud loss OF voice. The
result of the treatment Uas most
sattsfa ctory. She found great relief
aud after further use OF The medt-
oine ,ce hope to be able to say she Is
entirely cured. ''--Ststers Of Charity
The young girl was under the care OF the
Sisters of Charity, and used Peruna for ca
tarrh of the throat with good results, as
the above letter testifes.
Send to The Peruna Medicine Co., Co
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QUICK RESULTS.

I w. ]. Hill. Concord,
N G. Juktice NJ
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Why Not Professional
By Tudor jerks Jurors :
.JurOrSS
By Tudor Jenks

> HE ordinary M suggestion @ Of substitute cOmpeends the rAo>s
zz az
Of
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Germany has but 2ll7 miles of electric
car lines.
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lumbus, ONO, Tor free book written by
DR.. Hartman.
The following letter is from Congress
man Meekison, OF Napoleon, Ohio:
lhe Hcrnna Mellclnn @ Cnlnmhus O.
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The Young Men OF To-day.

The young men of today are too fin.
icky-too much given to self analysis,
too self p~ampering. Their shoes and
neckties cost more each year than did
the entire wardrobe Of their grand.
fathers. They feel a sense Of degrade
ton in small beginnings and plodding,
and they wait for success ready made to
come to them. There is not a young
man in the country who would initiate
Ben Franklin and march through the
streets ,nunching a loaf Of bread while
looking for employment. He dares not,
indeed. because society has become also
1nicky, and he would be arrested as a
tramp. The young man Of today wants
capital. He cannot be president of a
bank or judge Of a court the first week
he is from school, and he feels like the
famous Eli Pussley, that he has mo
chance. '-Philadelphia Inquirer.
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4 Famous KnOcker.

In the door of the north porch of Dur
ham cathedral is a very ancient and
grotesUue mask of bronze, the empty
eve sockets of which are thought to
been either filled with crystal eye
balls or to have had a lamp burning
behind them.
This cathedral was in medieval days
a famous sanctuary where any culprit
charged with crime could find inviola-
bic shelter, kindly entertainment for
thirty-seven days and then if still un-
justified or unpardoned safe escort to
the coast and passage oversee. The
only payment demanded was a full con
fession and Il solemn oath neve to re-
turn to England.
From d chamber over the north porch
q monk watched continually to give i'm
mediate entrance to any fugitive, and
as soon as this knocker on the door was
grasped the rights Of sanctuary were
insured. The chamber was destroyed
about a hundred years ago, but the IA
nous Norman knocker still hangs in its
place.-Pearson's Weekly.
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study Them, Don't KIN,

II, instead of shooting tho H.,
scotching the snake, SMASHING ~
beetle and pinching the tiny lts =,
Of the butterfly, we were to watch wy
one Of these creatures on a spnm,.
day the day would pass like an boa,
80 packed with exciting exper,encs !.
would seem. Through what nv,,.
rious coverts of the woodland, IN.
what a haunted underworld Of tnnn.,
ed banks and hidden bitches and >.
cret passages the snake would sb,,
us the way, and we should hsv.
strange hearts If. as we thus watcha
it through its mysterious day, W. an
not find our dislike of the clever Nh
creature dying away and even chan,
ing into a deep tenderness toward IN
small, self reliant life, so lonely a spec,
Of existence in so vast a world,-Sn,
cess.
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Blue Mountain Ten.

The foliage and flowers of all the
~goldenrods, says the Philadelphia
Press. are imbued with an a~stringent
principle and are moderately stimulant,
SO that their suitability for the manu-
facture Of a domestic tea was recog-
n1zcd by the American colonists as long
ago as wher. George III. vas king over
them. One species, the fragrant leaved
goldenrod, known sometimes as Blue
Mountain tea. possesses in addition the
flavor of licorice. Drunk piping hot in
the wilderness it makes a pleasant fea-
turc in the campers limited menu. This
especial kind of goldenrod begins to
bloom quite early III the summer and is
easy IF recognition.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18
The He1oderm.

The venomous lizard, heloderm, lives
in the arm zone between the Cordille.
a of Central America and the Pacific
ocean. 1t secretes a poisonous saliva
and has the curious habit OF throwing
itself on its back when struck. Its bite
Is not always so dangerous as popular
opinion makes it, and after severe pain
It often rapidly heals. Recent obserVs.
tons show that the saliva is sometimes
very poisonous and sometimes very In.
offensive. The poison acts by ~coagulat
Ing the blood and first increasing then
diminishing the irritability Of the
nerves.
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LEFT MINDED PEOPLE.
The Way the Brains Orders Are An
nOunced and Obeyed.

and Obeyed.
Both sides of the brain are capable
Of performing the duties of giving
commands to the limbs, but the orders
only come from one side. either from
the right or left, but if the side upon
which the speech center lies gets In
jured and is rendered incapable Of per-
forming its duty then the other side
takes up the work, though it requires
some time before it can do so properly.
Surprising q MAJ meets with a bad
fall or accident of any kind which
damages the speech center on the left,
he becomes dumb for the time being.
Then the right side slowly learns how
to give orders, and the man guadually
regains power of speech after some
years. but in many cases he becomes
left handed because now the orders
from the brain are transmitted moro
rapidly to the left than to the right.
You have often experienced, l sup
pose, the curious feeling that you have
done something or met some one at
some time or other when in reality you
have not done so at all.
Surprising the left side of your brain
conceived the idea that you We're 60
ing to tie your boot lace and that the
right side was, say, q thousandth part
Of Il second behindhand in grasping
the same idea, the result, when the
right side did grasp it, would be that
you would imagine that you had al
ready tied your boot lace.-Dr. With
ROY in London Answers.
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- - -
Warned by Il Dead Man.

Mr.. j. S. Marable, who died a few
days ago. related several days before
his death a remarkable experience. He
was conversing with his physician, Dr..
W. 81. Mckenzie, to whom he stated
that he had been warned of his death.
"Some weeks ago" said Mr.. Marable.
when was walking home, l became SO
weak that l was compelled to sit upon
a rock to rest. While resting. Tom
Sparnell (Mr. Sparnell has been dead
for several months) came to me and
said, We'll, old fellow. your time is
about up, and you had better get ready
to die l knew Tom Sparnell was
dead, but I could see and hear him dis.
tnctly. "-Salisbury IN. c. Sun.
Heat E,rnission Of Radium.
Professor Curie now the
amazing fact that the change in the
rate of heat emission Of radium within
the comparatively short distance of alb
solute zero is exactly in the opposite
direction to what might be expected III
view of the effect Of low temperatures
on ordinary chemical action, for at the
temperature necessary to liquefv nv.
drogen, the greatest cold yet secured
Dy scientists. the heat emission of radi
UNI instead Of being reduced is aug.
mepted.
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DON'T FORGET THEM.
The Party Call and the brcau ana
nnI1nc Letter. -

DO not forget your party call anu
vour bread and butter letters says the
Roston Advertiser. They are in thelr
way lust as important a. the party IN
tho visit themselves and mean much TO
your hostess.
give weeks ago" said ii woman 10
me- the other day, Il gave an evening
affair 10 which fifty guests were IN
vito1 ont OF these only II has pald
mo q Marty call. OF course | know tina
it is not Indifference or ingratltude tha'
has caused the omission, but canIot
helm feeling ii II little The bread anu
buttcr letter. TOO. is not q mere tunctory
matter but n real demand with when
we should comply. Every hostess is IN
tcrested in the welfare of the guest
who has lately been Sojourning zoe
hor roof and whom she has just speed
cd with good will on her way, Sne
wishes to know if the guest has arrived
home safe and well, and not to comply
with such wish shows II lacking IN
common courtesy. Yet it is a mistake
which excellent people often make
Few people forget to call upon q bride,
but how many remember the call u
the brides parents as the persons who
extended the invitation to the wedding!
Yet one is as binding as the other, eX-
cent of course in cases where the
brides new home is at a great distance
from that of her cirlhood.
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The Sakais, or tree jewellers, Of III.
Malay peninsula build their houses /,
forked trees a dozen feet above ground
and reach them by means Of bamboo
ladders, which they draw up when
safely housed out Of harms way. The
house itself Is a rude kind Of shack
made Of bamboo, and the flooring |.
lashed together piece by piece and
bound securely to the tree limbs b,
rattan.
These curious people are rather SINAI
and lighter in complexion than the Ma
lays. though much uglier. They hav
no form Of religion at all-not eve
idols-no written language and speak
corrupt form Of Malay.
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Raising the Limit.

Don't you think that the ideals Of
craftsmanship r higher now then
they used to be-"
"Sure they are" answered Senator
Sorghum. I've known the time when
$500 was considered big money. Now
you can't get a man that amounts to
anything to look at less than $4,000"
Washington Star.
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Dreams Of Peace Allure to Death

Dream of Peace Allure to Death.
Dreams Of peace have always allurea
mankind to their undoing. Human des-
tiny has been wrought out through
war. The United States is an Illus
traticn. Little Of the soil which now
acknowledges the sovereignty OF the
Union has not been subdued by arms
The first settlers slew the Indians OF
were themselves slain; next the Amer
cans and English conquered the trencn'
afterward the Americans turned on the
English and, with the aid Of France
elected them. In 1912 we again fought
the English to defend the national
unity and subsequently took California
from Mexico by the sword To consol''
date a homogeneous empire we crush.
ed the social system Of the south, anu
lastly we cast forth Spain. The story
Is written in blood. and common sense
teaches us that as the past has been, SO
will be the future. Nature has decreed
that animals shall compete for life. or
in other words. destroy or be destroyed
We can hope for no exemption from
the common lot.-Brook ADAMS IN Az
lantic. y
Keep in the sunshine and go where
men and women are hopeful. IL ~
rains keep enough sunlight In your
heart to last till the sun beams again"
Schon1ma Stpr
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,Japanese Pastfnes.

In Japan to get up parties to behold
he freshly fallen snow or the CHERRY
blossoms or the maple trees IN thelr
autumnal glory or TO go to lhe noMei
shows IS AS dc .rigueur as are our dln'
ners. cotillons and theater parues'
Mushroom hunting is 4 FASHIONABLE
pastime. while in the house harp play.
Ing, verse writing, embroiderlng ana
tea drinking are the most absorbing
occupations. The most ~pretentlous en-
tertainment is the tea ceremony. II ~
very formal. and there is much elap'
crate performance connected with II
difficult for 4 foreigner to comprehend
Good Housekeeping.
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Feared fie Had Been "Done,"

A messenger boy was sent by an
OIL "ial of one of the big banks to pur-
chase Il pamphlet. When the lad re-
turned and handed over the little pack
age he stood toying with his cap until
the banker said:
We'll. my boy, l guess it's all right"
Gee" said the boy, Frightening up
Immediately, "dat's a load off my
mind. When dat bookman tool de half
dollar an didn't give me nothin' but
dat weeny. dinky bit Of readin'. gee
whiz. | says. he's a-doin' me up fur
fair! Why, l don't pay only a nickel
fur my books. an dey're twice as big
as dat one."-New York Press.
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Gum Chewing.

"'ro chew gum for five or ten MN
utes after a meal is absolutely bene-
fetal" said Il physician, especially tor
hasty eaters. who do not half mastl-
cate their food, because the action or
the jaws causes the gastric juices 10
flow, and that is good. But so few
people can use and not abuse it. They
get the gum in their mouths and keep
at it till they fairly dry up the saliva
supply, bring on a headache and get
generally nervous. This will cause in
dipeStiOn."
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WOudcrfuI Bird Flight.

The most wonderful bird flight noted
Virginia plover, which leaves the north
ern haunts in North America and, TAX
ing a curse down the Atlantic, usually
from 400 to 500 miles east Of the Ber-
mudas. reaches the coast of Brazil in
one unbrokcn fight of fifteen hours,
covering a distance of 5000 miles at the
rate of four miles a minute.
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Happy Belief.

"Rcaiiy, didn't you like Cholly p ask
ed Miss paratine.
Like him." echoed Miss Amber. 81
should say not"
Then why are you so pleasant to
him."
81 have to hc. The idiot read m
where that when Il girl is cold and
hi .'-lndiHnapolis Sun.
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A school Of Journalism.

$50 YOU think you will have Il news
paper in Crimson Gulch?'
"lcS." answered Broncho Bob.
"Who viii be the editor?"
"Kattlesnakc Pete. We held q com
petitire examination. and he's the on
ly man who can write with one hand
and lire 4 revolver with the other
Washington Star.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18
A Contrast.

a light supper, a good nights sleep
and a fine morning have often made a
hero of the same man who by indiges-
ton. a restless night and a rainy morn
Ing would have proved a coward
Chesterfield.
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Getting Back.

Gee, now exclaimed the pretty cash
girl. Il don't want nothin' to do with
you. I wouldn't marry you if you was
the last man on earth. Is that plain
enough English for you?"
1T IS certainly plain enough" said
the Mortified b~ookkeeper, but it isn't
Engiish."-Chicago Tribune.
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His Feeling Faculty.

II don't e anything remarkable III
that mule" said the prospective pur-
chaser, except that he's stone blind"
Eyes, suh," replied the mules propr.
etor, "he bin in his eye, but you des
orter see him feel fer you wild his
heels"-Atlanta Constitution.
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A Back Number,

Deferential Barber-Where do you
part your hair, sir?
Bald Headed and Irritable Customer
Il parted with it twenty-seven years
ago.-Chicago Tribune.
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MISUNDERSTANDING, who was 1t
n whisper that date to you.
Johnnie-Please, ma'am, l expect 1t
was history repeatin' itself agaio.