The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-08-21

him.
'h" made him feel like Jewels lavish and
fuse display and where thinks absolutely nothing OF pouring
Is cents worth of perfume her handkerchief when there
particularly fashionable society
Newport people lead fast and reckless life, man frequently
taking his collar the becomes slightly wted and putting
much giving second thought to the
pene private valet and ample supply of bone collar buttons
that compelled rob his sleeve pay his shirt
what life of and pleasure must enjoy at fashionable
Newport!
And yet are those go down Newport this time
caught with the hat any happier
peope who attend the fashionable Newport
hops where the music alone is worth the price woear-od
minute humble peasant who
egtdoar suit of clothes and sheds his collar that he
waltz swings girl half off the floor and
winds up knocking fellow member of his social set down
with rocking chair for trying the same thing Is the artificial lie
Newport YOU around of pair Of
nearly kill you, really captivating ask the simple
life where you get quiet by yourself and take off
and then find yourself unable them again Is
hops and down slick and uncertain floor all night
long half nothing but little
machine oil really much happier than his hum
who social and and cabbage
till they haul him home a wagon?
To stied nseed life Newport where YOU put
different makeup meal ring
the butter asked host for first bowl
soup; say, such life aung, but give the
simple life Give say the simple life where society worked
the sort-hour plan and where wedding
last summers without insulting the bride
who born and reared quite little distance
OF the chicken salad district Up the time he old enough
silk undershrt any other social
had had eengaved society subpoena
and he had nek for fear somebody would laugh
But after awhile he invented kind Of stem-wndmg
got rich and raised family daughters who yearned
go to Newport where they could with
and kick $3 train around every night the week
wanted And before father could block the game
Grated shipped Newport and had hired
used lost of twice day Then
squeezed him dress suit that made him feel like
that walked away from in of somebody's clothing
pushed him into the social maestrom.
they shared him Newport they told him that he
and that would do him good get
little social diversion and lightweight around by the
for awhile And from the time he morning
long waltz with without stepping up
and standing As boy and he hard and
willing worker began Newport little too
heavy In the glad old days when he
cuffs had his hair home he could labor sunup
dusk then home and do the chores and spank the children
the hired wrestling match and feel fine the hero
breakfast food advertisement But he
His constitution ra They fed him salad
and hash until he dreaming about three dollars
odrama per night Gradually he weakened until they
had TO rope every before they could lead him
What his needed diet of yarn about
p hours labor per And of life
they had to and ship him his
and drink his coffee of a And
port society life is hard and should look with
non those lead it. There harder labor saw
man than stand foot and through
the long vgs night with persistent
orchestra and try conduct pleasant and sprghty
with somebody who little heavy Of hearing and who doesn't
much what you trying ii
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