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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

NOTIcE-Any person needing the service q my fine male can cali Phone l9as; I will sen& and get cows and return same without coets terms s2. 50 cash when COW is served with th& den.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

The retail grocers of Anniston have received their charter from the National Grocers As sociation and Is a member in good stand ing. An enthusiastic meeting held Thurs day night and several new members were en- rolled
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22
FOUND.

 NOTICE-A ring having come into the pjsses- sion of the writer will be restored to owner; it must be accurately described. Address Pos sessor." care Montgomery Advertiser. 1S
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

FLoURl Flour, Flour! FIour 2.s0 viii bug a half barrel of our fancy patent; if proht cut any figure would ask s3; none better af any price; fully guaranteed. Crescent Grocsry2 No. Monroe St. Phone 523. z
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

W.ANTED-Every union man in Montgomery ta know that Herman Ross makes only unioa
 goods and in quality his cigars defy compett~ tIon if you smoke call for the Ross cigar everys where and you are sure to get the value tsE your money. D
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

FASHIONABLE dressmaking by Misses Med age solicited. et-21
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

scoTT's ARABIAN PAsTE--The best articls for sores on horse. mule or COW to be found;
 all livery men use it. Washhburp, HE Com. nlerce St.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

Parties desiring to secure the purest form of life insurance are invited to inspect the Central Life Insurance Company of Cincinnati. O., and you win be convinced of our claim that fhts ie the correct policy.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22
wANrED-FErrALE HELP.

AGENTS wANTED-state and District: onIs experienced men and women; fraternal insurs
 Louis. Mo. su-tf-l
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

sALEsMEN-Successful road man wanted; standard line with unequalled advertising prop osition to general trade; 5000 to 900 to right man Barton-Parker Mfg. Co.,. Cedar Rap
 ids. Iowa. b
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

No: MoNRoEl No. 9 Monroei No. Mouroef business based on honest dealings is bound to grow; we have grown from a small eter@ to n public necessity: convincing proof. is i4 not? Crescent Grocery No. Monroe street2 Phone B23. 3
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

WANTED-Ladies to assist in dressmakfuw morning.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22
wANTED-SALESMEN.

CIGAR salesmen wanted; experience unneces- sary; good pay. Emanuel & Co.,, Station J. New York City. 6-su-ot
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

LOST.
 HE IS STILL LOST!
 Breen's dog named (fellow).
 Description.
 Yellow Fox Terrier,
 Hind leg broken,
 Tail cut on by street car, Was taken to country by farmer
 December 20, 1902
 Will give $i0 reward
 For his return To Mont gomery Roofing Company.
 23 Washington St. WANTED-BoARDERS; BOOMERS. ONE or two couples can secure board, or rent three unfurnished rooms for light housekeeping g with private family at sos Columbus St. 7 FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room at l9 North McDonough Street, corner Monroe. WANTED -Roarders; two nice front rooms with board: students or anyone seeking a nice quiet boarding place; terms reasonable close in 1o2 &sftsrsOa Street
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22
E. B. JOSEPH AND SON. Real Estate and Insurance.

nice two-story dwelling in Court Street neighborhood only small payment cash, bal ance years at per cent
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

If you want a nice suburban home. we have 1t; large corner lot, car line. at Highland Park; house can't be replaced for that amount.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

| JUST received. a nice line of latest patterns | for embroidered shirt waists at 2S Martha
 Street &
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

MAYoR-New Candidate; wish to say. Mr. Edi- tor, Chandler and Douglass. real estate and in- surance agents. are doing their best to build up MontTonery: they have sold lots of city anu
 country property lately, such as stores. vacant lots residences and factory locations; this firm also do a large fire insurance business they deserve and solicit patronage; they are liberal in extending courtesies information. good. safs advice etc.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22
FOR RENT-RooNs.

FOB prNr-One. two or three furnished rooms convenient to business Apply at @lO Jefferson Street 10
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22
MIsCEnLANEoUs.

FLOUR. Flouri Flour! Flour! s25o will buy q half barrel of our fancy patent; if prnna cut any figure would ask S3 none better ae any price, fully guaranteed. Crescent Grocery.
 No. 2 Monroe st. Phone s25. 23
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

WANTED-Traveling salesman of special abil
 fly for fine commission proposition; permanent place for good man. Address Salesman. care Advertiser.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

LARD l0c. Lard. 10c! Lard. I0el Lard. iocg We offer you a strictly high grade of redned lard for 10 cents a pound. IL is selling every day by some for 12iEc; here is a genuine ecun- omy combined with a nice saving Crescent Grocery No. Monroe St Phone 52s. 23
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

MONEY TO LEND-S3o 900 on improved, Montgomery real estate; legal rate; easy terms, no commissions J. N w. Crawford. at of-
 flee of Fred s. Ball. First National Building.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

MONEY TO LEND-S3o 900 on improved Montgomery real estate; legal rate; easy terms:
 no commissions. ]. N. w. Crawford, at of- flee of Fred S. Ball. First National Building. FOR SALE-s2.oo0 will purchase Groom cottage near the Capitol; house In fine condition; rents well make good home; pays over 10 per cent interest Zirkle and Moore 20
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

FOR RFNT-One TWO or 'hfee rooms TUT ali modern conyeniences' nicely located. Ad. dress Sax 6oA ~
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

We have a nice bargain in this class of prop erty; let us show 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

NTED-Salesman immediately by reliable Cleveland house; a wideRwake man with good business experience to complete our travelling force for 1903: general mercantile trade; per manent. W. E. Hodgman, Sales Mgr.' Cleve-
 land.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

THE PLACE to purchase your suit cases. Ox- ford bags, eatcheis. club hags. trunk straps,
 shawl straps bag handles. name tags. etc, is at Washburn's. 1l9 Commerce St. @
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22

E. B. JOSEPH AND SON. - [, Court St Phone 1039
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-03-22
PERSONAL.

MORPHINE. Opium. Laudsnum Cocaine and otLer drug habits positively cured in three (3) days; whiskey and tobacco habits scien- tifically treated; cure guaranteed; correspond spondence confidential. Dr. l.. r. Myers. Co., iumbus, Ga. 9t
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1903-10-23

I.tfI
( The Record is entered At tAs Linton POST
Office as 6ocond-clxA9 matter. - 80;
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1903-10-23
WINnNA,.

Correspondence ofths Record. Oct. 10.
Irwin s. Wilson drove down to W.
B. Andrus' Sunday
Claude s. Allen went home and re:
NAMED few days On hls Claim near
Dale.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Powers spent a
few days at WinOna, on their way
home from Pollock.
:, Chss !1,!s. Kupttt, The R!smarek hustler
tsp here and at Fort Yates, Friday.
Mr.. John McCrory spent last week
at the growing burg Of Hazelt0n.. He
reports his SON doing m AL business.
Travelling freight agent Cole, Of the
500 line, looked up his cOmpany's IN.
terests ~ Fort Yst@ and winonaa,
Lost.-A ferry boat between Cham.
berlain aud 'Vanderbilt. Howard for
discovery of same might be, paid by
Pollock citizens.
F;R. Caldwe}lis fencing d quarter
north Ol town. which tens to the Mis-.
souri,. Red" will have 10 fine deer
preserve as anyb1dy- III )
According "a. tla, - annual -cei,sus
the Indians Ans the Standing Rock
Agency nungef 3,845, showing q de.
crease of. IS f0m; Inst, ,yeass censHs.
Carlson Bros: crossed 40 head Of
cattle for ParF tos. y Pollock, Sun
day. The crasslnx here, with the
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1903-10-23
TAKEN UP-CALF

TAKEN UP-CALF.
One red steer calf, about three
months old; front feet and one hind
head. Owner willI please call, prove
property. pay charges and take the
animal away. J$sFR4 Bosch,
Sec. IL, 1wp. i3l, Rye. "A,
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1903-10-23
"a RANK FAILURE.
That is the Zs,yR .4pp1ied to the
Prohi6liltiiolt.. il i y. lay bye Pronsi-
merit Coss County .May.

Il II So Il
1t has been said that the farmers OF
larly the large farmsrs-are in favor
Of the prohibition law. The reason
given is that the law protects them
the cdr dfunRslnesss s sd 81 tRslr Is Hired men. men,
The following letter Is from one of
the largest and most influential farm
ers Of The Red River valley, who says
the law has had q fair trial and is not
q success In his locality. He is in ia.
vOr Uf high license, accompanied by
local option, as In territorial days.
He expresses Himself AS follows 10 the
Fargo Forum: II S.s!s -. i. 49,
BianchnEd, n. ID. oct. z.-The pro-
nIDIJIOn law Of North Dakota isaOlt-
rageous hypocrisy, 1t ia outrageous
because It. lays Upon many cOmMuni-
ties or the state the atilictiun OF un-
restrained liquor selling where strict
prohibition could be enforced under
q high. license, lOcal-option law. It Is
hypocrisy because it is matter Of
politics and not Of principle alone
that keeps the lay on otlr statiite
have not one word to say against
those high-mindeG citizens who are
genuine prOhibitlOnistS, but it is we'll
known that political expediency is the
influence that maintains the Law.
Like thousands Of others have for
years. been friendly to tile law favor.
ing giving It ! fair TRIAL, and hoping
t1if fts success. The law has had as
5is$ 4 {5Gsss. $5Ia! !sS Gan be given and II 4 4
fF'F #,s. sHNaYs hoped that cenditlens
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1903-10-23

THERE was q large crowd in Bis.
marck Tuesday and Wednesday,
drawn there by the meetings Of the
Irrigation congress. The sessions Of
the congress were held in the AthenB-
um. Tuesday afternoon James J.
Hill delivered an able and interesting
address. From the enthusiastic spirit
shown by the delegates, it won't be
through the carelessness of North
Dakota II any Of that three MILLIONS
in the federal irrigation fund Is ex:.
pended outside OF the state.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1903-10-23
ENK0NS COUNTY RECORD,
BY D. Z. STREETER.

Linton, North Dakota. /.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1903-10-23

present Accommodations the Carlson
Bros. have built, make II prObsa,ly
the best ferry south of Bismarck.
Ed. Wescott, the very genial and
Accommodating postmaster here, has
been resisting the attacks Of General
Neuralgia. BY remaining intrenched
indoors and aided by st. Jacob, the
"colonel" has compelled him to re.
treat, ZU Zu.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1903-10-23
Linton, N. D., Oct 0. 1905. ~p''
FOR sALE-sCHoQL BUILDING

FOR sALE-sCHQ9L BUILDING
The Beard Of Directors Of Cherry
Grove District will sell to the highest
bidder one old school building. located
In SecttOn IA, TowbshlR l3e, Range Is.
All bids must BE- ea1ed and forward
ed y the CLERK on pr before the alst
Dated at Armstrong, N. D., Oct. 13,
1908.
[ocle.2s] JoHN ANDERSON, Clerk.
l hereby respectfully ANNOUNCE
otte people Of Elnton that I haye
begun the business Of draying, and
YGtid be pleased to receive q share of
their patronage. All work given to
me will receive prompt attention
AND my ratez will be reasonable
Charles Baker.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1903-10-23
TEACHERS EXAM NATION.

TEACHEHS HAAM 1NATlON.
The next regular teachers exsmina.
tiOn will be held In the Linton school
house ON Friday and Saturday, Oct. 80
and 81, 1908.
Applicants will please be on hand
at 8 q. M, sharp. Necessary material
will be furnished.
cRAs. GoSENFRY,
linton N n Oct O 1onS o"p''
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-11-27
TAX COLLECTIONS-l9O3.
YoRKvILLE, S. c., Sept. Is, 100;

1ORkVlLLE, .. C.p SSPl. IL, ASVS'
IN accordance with the law, my books
l. will be opened on the 18TH DAY Ot
OCTOBER, 1903, for the collection OF
STATE, COUNTY AND SPECIAL
TAXES for the fiscal year commencing
January 1st, 1908, and will be kept
open UNTIL DECEMBER 31ST, 1903,
without penalty, after which day ONE
PER CENT penalty will be added for
JANUARY, TWO PER CENT penalty
on all payments made during the month
of FEBRUARY, and SEVEN PER
CENT penalty for payments from the
1ST DAY OF MARCH TO THE 18TH
DAY OF MARCH, after which date all
taxes not paid will go into execution
and be placed in the hands Of the sher-
iff for collection.
For the convenience Of tax payers l
will meet them at the following places
on the dates named:
At Yorkville, Friday. the 18th day of
November, until Saturday, the 2Sth
day Of November.
At Rock Hill, Monday, the 3Oth day
of November, until Tuesday, the 9Th
day of December.
At Yorkville, Wednesday, the 9Th day
Of December until Thursday, the 31st
day Of December, 1903, and after this
day my office will be kept open for the
collection Of taxes with PENALTIES
ATTACHED until the 18th day of
March, 1904.
Also during the collection Of regular
taxes up to the 1st day Of March,
will receive VOLUNTARY PAY
MENTS OF COMPUTATION ROAD
TAXES for the year 1904.
H. A. D. NEELY, County Treasurer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-11-27
Aamuruns department.
The "Dead-Beat" and the Pass.

Among after-dinner speakers, says
Harper's Weekly. Joseph Jefferson
ranks as one who can tell good
story in a dry, delightful way. His
stories deal principally with theatrical
subjects. Here is one Of his best:
while starring through Indiana
several years ago." he said at a dinner
the other night, my manager was
approached by a man who had the
reputation Of being a 'pass-worker,' or
dead beat. He told the usual yarn
about being an ex-actor and ended by
asking for professional courtesies.
"T would be glad to oblige you,'
said the manager. but, unfortunately,
I haven't a card with me- Just then
a happy thought struck him. and he
added: I'll tell you what I'll do.
will write the pass where it will be
easy for you to show it.
Leaning over, with a pencil he
wrote Pass the bearer on the fellows
white shirt front, and signed his name.
The beat thanked him and FASTENED
to the gate. The ticket-taker gravely
examined the writing and let him take
a few steps inside. then he called him
back and said in loud voice:
Hold on, my friend; I forgot. 1t
will be necessary for you to leave
that pass with mel I"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-11-27

INTERVIEWING JOE CHAMBERLAIN
Chamberlain was always noted as a
difficult statesman to interview FOR a
newspaper. He never would talk 1or
publication unless he was really ready
to take the public into his confidence
which was seldom.
One day, while talking with a friend
in a London hotel, he was approached
by diff1dent young man with the third
question:
May I speak with you for a mo-
ment?"
Certainly" said the minister.
81 can't say it here" said the youth;
"let us go to one side"
The bashful young man led Cham
berlain into a dark corridor, where he
explained.
"I am on the staff of the -, and
would like to get your views on the
Transvaal question"
Very. WE'LL" said the statesman,
with a dark and mysterious look.
Come with me-"
He led the young reporter through
several corridors and rooms to the
darkest room he could find, and then,
after looking about carefully to see
that the coast was clear Of possible
eavesdroppers, Chamberlain whisper
ed this piece Of information:
MY friend really don't know any
thing about t."-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-11-27
SAVINGS of Don Quixote.

Here's another d-timer whose stay
ing qualities are almost phenomenal.
His name is Miques de Cervantes, but
better known to the world as Don
Quixote. He lived and flourished in
Spain between 1547 and 1916, more
than a century before Swift or Prior
were born. Following are few spec
linens Of his short sayings:
Beauty in a modest woman is like
fire or a sharp sword at a distance;
neither doth the one burn nor the 9TH
er wound those that come not too close
to them.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes
open.
The absent feel and fear every i'll
Self-praise depreciates.
The dead to the bier; the living to
good cheer.
All women, let them be ever so
homely, are pleased to hear themselves
celebrated for their beauty.
Squires and knights errant are sub
jects to much hunger and i'll luck.
Liberality may be carried too far In
those who have children to inherit
from them.
Virtue is always more prosecuted by
the wicked than beloved by the right
eous.
Every one is the son Of his own
works.
Honey is not for the mouth of an
ass.
No paddock, bolts or bars can secure
a maiden so we'll as her own reserve.
Wit and humor belongs to genius
alone.
The wittiest person is a comedy is
he who plays the fool.
There is no book so bad but some-
thing good may be found in it.
We are all as God made u.s. and Of
tentimes great deal worse.
Let a hen live, though it be with a
pip.
We cannot all be friars, and various
are the paths by which God conducts
the good to heaven.
Covetousness bursts the bag.
1t is easy to undertake, but more diff
ficult to finish the thing.
The term is equally applicable to all
ranks, whoever is ignorant is vulgar.
BY the streets of BY by" one
arrives at the house Of Never
Between the Yes" and mo" of a
woman would not undertake to thrust
the point of pin.
Patience. and shuttle the cards.
Other mems pains are easily borne.
A bad cloak often covers a good
drinker
Pray devoutly and hammer on stout
ly.
When a thing is. once begun it is al
most half finished.
Plain as the nose on mans face.
You are taking the wrong SOW by
the ear.
A close mouth catches no flies.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-11-27

Where can find a real large worm
with which to bait my hook for big
fishes?" asked Ephraim.
81 am only large worm," said the
snake, winking his eye. "How would
I do?
"Oh, you are altogether too big"
laughed the little black boy.
"Well, how will that fellow do?" ask
ed the snake, pointing to what looked
like big worm sticking out OF an
other hole near by.
"Oh," cried Ephraim with delight,
81 had not seen him. He is just the
right size"
Then he caught what he thought was
the worm by the tail and tried to pull
him out of the hole. But, pull as he
might, he could not bulge the creature.
"He is too strong for me-" said
Ephraim.
"Of course he is," answered the
snake, "for that is my other end, and
just because you have tried to run
away. with me for bait 1 am going to
eat, you"
My, my! Little Eph was frightened.
and he begged as hard as he could to
be allowed to 90 home.
"Well," said the snake, 81 am not
very hungry. and you are not fat
enough to make a real good meal Of,
anyway. so l will let you off"
"Thank YOU" replied Ephraim. "end
1 will never put worms on my hooks
for fish bait again. l shall use dough
balls and grasshoppers.
every WELL" laughed the snake.
"Run along home now"
And Eph ran.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-11-27
TEETH AND SIGHT.
Decayed MoIars Cause Disturbance Of
the Ocular Nerves.

the Ocular Nerves.
Many people who come to me to
have their teeth attended to complain
incidentally Of failing eyesight, and
when tell them that bad teeth in nine
cases out Of ten are the cause, few feel
inclined to believe me-" said a we'll
known New York dentist.
BAD sight Is generally attributed to
overstudy, debilitated constitution and
a hundred and one other causes. But
have you ever heard any one place the
blame on the teeth? Bad teeth are
the direct result Of insufficient ap-
plication of the toothbrush, and bad
eyesight, resulting from the decayed
molars exciting disturbances Of the oc-
ular nerves, is the next inevitable pen
atty. That is fact which seems to
be little known.
"The other day extracted four de-
cayed teeth of a young girl who was
almost totally blind. Her pupils were
dilated and insensible. A week after l
had pulled her teeth her sight was
practically restored. Two months
previous to this cure the girl had been
examined by an expert oculist, who,
after putting her to various eye tests,
designated the case as 'hysterical am
blyopia,' and I guess that's about all
the satisfaction the girl got, judging
by her condition when she came to
me. In, saying this. do not think for
a moment that am in any way pref
udiced against oculists. merely cite
the Instance.
I'm the course of year attend the
teeth of scores Of people with i'm
paired vision, and in every case where
the teeth are drawn the sight Is soon
after either greatly improved or en-
tirely restored."-New York Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-11-27

In THE BBGINNING.-"Which did the
Lord make first, Brudder Johnson, de
hen or de egg?"
DE hen, oh kose-de egg comes from
de hen"
'Yais, but de hen comes from de
egg, too"
Now, see var, Brudder Jefferson-ef
de Lord had made de egg fust, he'd
had to make incubator to hatch 1t, a
sawmill to get de wood TO de incubator,
a tin mine TO de tin, winder-glass
factory TO de glass, a cotton mill TO
de cotton battin', a steam -heatin' plant
TO de heat, and drug store 70 ther-
mometer to tell de temperture, besides
getting de permission o some walkin'
delegate to operate dem industries, an
takin' chances on de egg hatchin' at
dat. No, no. Brudder Johnson, de Lord
dun simply make de hen first, and All,
reckon he didn't make a colored man
TO a year or two after."-Puck.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-11-27

A DREAM.-While walking down the
road l saw Il dead gray mule in the
middle of it. with white black-bird
perched on the carcass. Standing near
were some honest politicians. Il couple
of young widows who did not want to
marry again. and a man who had nev-
er lied to his wife. Over the hill came
one running frantically away from an
office which was in hot pursuit Of him.
What strange land is this?" l MUIR
INJURED, and swooned.
When 1 recovered a beautiful maid
en- bent over me.
Who are you?" l asked.
"A woman who can keep Il secret"
she whispered.
1 woke, trembling, and actually got
down stairs in time for breakfast.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1903-11-27

WHY THANKS WERE RETURNED.-Re-
Gently when Edmund Clarence Sted-
man was visiting in New England. he
was called upon by the head of the
house while at dinner to invoke the
divine blessing says the New York
Times.
Il was rather surprised and for half
a minute sorely tempted" said Mr..
Stedman in relating the incident.
Then rose to the occasion and ask
ed a grace which I remembered
But Mr.. Stedman," demanded a
young woman of the party eagerly, ito
what were you sorely tempted?"
ITO do as Charles Lamb did under
similar circumstances"
And that was?"
He looked about the board and ask
ed in his surprise: Is there no clergy
man present? The host shook his
head. Then Lamb prayed: For this
and all other mercies, o Lord. make
us truly thankful