Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-09-30

OUT
Grea. aches from little toe oOrns
grow.
No mans reputation is safe until be
is dead.
A man Of many cslllngs-the train
announcer.
A man never knows what be can't
do until be tries
We are al jays, and it is only q
question Of degree.
You can't always Judge . woman's
weight by her signs.
When q man has q leg pulled It
makes him feel limp.
Lots Of peopls rise in the world by
the skyrocket route.
Two souls with but q single thought
seldom rema n single.
A wasted opportunity seldom comes
back for a second trial.
Wisdom is the name some men APP
ply to their s~elf-conceit.
II you don't tip the walter the walt
er is apt 10 tip the plate.
One sort Of permanent investment
is buying a cemetery lot.
A lot Of misdirected sympathy Is
wasted on the under dog.
There isn't any money to burn when
you strike q love match.
As men grow wealthy they begin to
inquire into their ancestry.
No, Maude, dear; electricity doesn't
come from current bushes.
A man who gossips is worse than q
woman who wants to vote.
It often happens that the silent
partner has the most to say.
Pride often lifts a man up by the
handle attacded to his name.
Any man is unreasonable who ex-
poets q wRman to be reasonable.
Il may b more blessed to give than
to receive, bat il isn't so popular.
The fellow who invests In green
goods lie generally done up brown.
A pessimist is q man who tells you
that every rose has q dozen thorns.
When q fellow is frozen out Of q
good thing It naturally makes him hot.
The returned traveller tries to put
on Tugs by speaking OF his luggage"
Some people v 60 ahead be-
aus they are never sure they are
right.
Very few men who take their
whisky straight keep that way them
selves.
It is almost as hard to convince q
woman you are right as that che is
wrong.
sillicus-"He says bis wife lie an
angel" Cynicus-"Ah, he's g widow
er, eh3"
Somehow or other even the mannish
woman balks when ID comes to tipping
3 waiter.
Nell-"How do you know he's mar
ried7" Belle-"Oh, he's such a good
listener"
It naturally follows that the young
man who sows wild oats should raise
the deuce.
Our idea OF a good cook ls one who
can make open work pie without the
juice running out.
When the sewerage person travels,
he seems to lose what sense he had
when he started out.
II men could try on wives the way
they do clothes there wouldn't be so
many Of them taken.
Little Wiliie-"Say, will a Welsh
rabbit hurt your" Little Bobby-''No
not unless you eat It.
Just as soon &c q girl goes to lunch
con with married women she begins
to think she is worldly.
Some people are not satisfied to pad
die their own canoes, bat they want to
paddle everybody else's.
Some women have an ambition that
Is never entirely realized until they
own 3 Gov named Daisy.
A girl Is : mighty sight handsomer
when she is somebody else's than she
is when she is your own.
Women will never respect mems
ability till they learn all the things
that can be done with pins.
A woman puts as high an estimate
on q picture hat az 3 man does on q
nomination for public Office.
When q mother looks at her boy In
the new clothes, It is not to admire,
but to jump him about the spots.
When q man is q failure be remem-
bers where others failed him IN time
OF need, but forgets his own mistakes.
Religion has its bluffs: There is that
one Of being willing to wait til the
next world for reward for being good.
snlicus-"Do you believe that men
ere what women make them2n Oyni-
ons-"Well, the fool men generally
are.
a woman is always discovering a
new corset that either will make a
thin person look stout or a stout one
thin.
The prize competitor will finally
become 60 fierce that 8 plano viii Be
given with every package Of health