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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

is stiI employed This particular oolored man was
proud. indeed. Of HE hard cranusFn snd he often
boasted that there nothing outside q iron or
steel that he eo1ldn; break with e. The panels n
ordinary door ne could break a. y Yafrr. a,
time he stood % and let oig Young husky
colored man beat him the head untt ths formers
knuckles were and hecdinE. Later Il was
found that several bones q the mans hsnds ~er-
broken But 20 return to ne elevator story. That
colored grew proud Of ths ztouineza u
his head tha, he grew bold one day and offered %
wager that hs could stop the elevator with a. No
one. o; course. wanted 70 see him killed sn6 30
could End 10 takers lie ansiiy dsciasd perform
the iest gratis. large crowd corzreRatsd az "a.
second floor II the hotel aaG fhs elevator with
three people started down The coleTea rsaa sfurs
his head sbogt hsif-zay ever the aeer aua xheu
the elevator struck n col.id snlaalne fhsy
heard the bones cracking The pozer zzs reversed
and chs man drew h.s head from iis position 20.
psren'iy sHhgrt- To Al appearsnces. shs shocs
never even made his head ache.
There Is a zsn;ierasn ~ho gets ehses srau
abroad semi-ocasioraIig for aendlnE ststlsfses 90
oertsis hrm lie receives soznrtsnaea Eve aslisss
and sornetirass enc.
Last Tuesday hs 20; iettsr frsra TIE Urn as
rs daughter brought il % him. = All take +
;o- ny Christmas present.~ she rz.d
~DoDe.- saia the father
Ths letter sss opeaea ass cheek for af,J
cents appeared
~ efSfzf Waz Jok4Ez. azd tAe GaEss1t
there Ia xenfisussn Z. re szbsrbs % wletlsa
viss las b~sn married fogT ;snarz A. ~ iast
sss1laR a, 'hs crffieai pofat ~ssss he vrenos-s~
nssat u hushsre sns wife IA ras6s. tn esu,s.
s,fI sitting
Yea ~aI plsass arise s.a ssans ssssrs ~.
ssEa ;ss pATuoa.
We has Usually 49, ssazsrsas ne rrsoss
There ~as sraia Dealer is 'Ass st-s-s,y ..~
PEARS sE0 ~ho esns frass a. easssrn rszss- A
Wichata MAJ stsasss fss toxn ~h~rs ~ zrasn
1szi~r,s parents isFss 40 iaeassasAssy ns.s tia
fafhsr
ID yeu knpw. ~ 80. whs T. aesax eat yo.,
EzT~ - asked
y snes hsa ~.n lie IS szyi-x ar ssszsszx
zrHsnt fh~ Te1sY
~ "a zsn va gzsss 20 uissss ~ s~e. al
tA<r fs=rsfSes
Do - farmers n ygzr sssas-y szrs ssasss
p theaT ssssc~s-~
ssa~f t=s sKs tsrE< harsssss n Esrsss
cs'T. &c & wsssff4s yps1x stteFzsgs rsszasx-ss
ssTs1E Re sz1rtss --T<l-szta azs castFsssssss a
rs=zs~r g sn~rrhzass Eszszs c1fg ~ss<h as
greatly - th~ eF-sst aoS -.1~ss sar= 4 ssss
esti-s Has r~rzssk greeted ~ a sassxa sss<a
s@iy wssAitA feak4ssEz sE.t wsss srs4~.x
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27
WOMEN In POLAND

Polish women renowned for their beauty for the
perfection of their hands smaness their
They place the fneness of the hands above all other
charms. Il regard my hands my face said one and
1t is reported in Warsaw that the Vienna shoe dealers
keep separate of shoes for the delicate their
Polish customers Polish ladies maintain hat when they
shop in Vienna and show their small feet with the high
nsep be fitted. the radesmen exeaim All these are
Polish feet But their pleasure in this distinction not
much matter of personal vanity of satisfaction in
the superiority of anything belonging their
For they fervidy patriotic They adore their
try and hate their yrant Russia The lady OF position
rises between II and IL in the forenoon goes bed
at o'clock the morning She drives from visit
to another but il ealy she is aborng all day for public
Interests. Everything the founding library hospi
tai a sewing school, is made strengthen the Polish
-Four ladies do charity committee.
says George 8randes without taking measure.
pretext for the national benefit AS
consequence OF this charm and spirit the OF Poland
receive from the courtesy amounting to homage
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27
THE ERIARS WILL LEAVE

1t is said that the Friars will leave the Philippines
that many of them already gone The Pope, it is
announced is well pleased with Governor General Tafs
policy paying the Friars for their lands The lands
in the place to be bought and paid for and
the Frars will have of complaint In the
place. the lands to be sold to the people in
small allotments easy terms and the payments
be turned to the Friars they made. IN
the third place obligation is to be assumed by this
in the purchase of the estates 1t is difficult
to see satisfactory arrangement could have
been made.
necessary dispose of the Friars before peace
full permanent government under American control
assured in the Philippines The holding of these
estates by the Frars made them certain extent
landlords of the Filipino peasantry gave them
a power the people which, because their SYM
pahies with former Spanish regime rendered the
Amercanizing of the islands difficult
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27
WHEREIN NO NAMES ARE MENTIONED

A little Frenchman living in the south end.
rushed breathessly into the Office at the police
headquarters one evening last week and demanded.
excitedly: Where is re cheef of poleese? must
see re cheef OF poIeesei / have been attacked BY
two very vicious dogs and ! come 20 know n
! am 10 have any protection BY the poleese' OF
this city no."
Some time ago. he continued. II attacked
by re same dogs and I made a complaint against
their owner, but what good il do. Ze poleese
do nothing and here am attacked again Wei"
said Chief Burt when he finally permitted 20
speak. what you want 10 do l. 20 the police
Judge and have a warrant issued. That - the
best way 20 do anything IN case Ike this. :"
Bah. on a warrant" shrieked The little man.
Bah warrant. l say, What good does u do
I've tried Do you mean 70 say, sir that / am 20
have protection IN this natter Zis 81 very
first city have lived in whore they viii not AFFORD
one pol.ese protection"
Come and see the Judge tomorrow said Mr
Burt. and see what can De oone"
Very well. viii return saie the Httie
Y will return for ] must have protection. I viii
not b treated -, Something must D. done. / Will
rot stand {; longer
He then left the once and ;he closing II The
street door left another protection" sentence IN
finished.
Funny thing about this man ssid Nr Burt
He sTore complaint short tirus against
two coiored men and when thsy appeared Tor the
in the city 5an FOR a petty oTenze
In ore q ire downtown stores recently thers
hung a Esil-kuoNu picture - tNo monks slated
IN a wire cellar. a customer. who was Iookirx
over the dizs-snt aispisT q pictures. SIZED tbs
one ard remarked 50 re clerk All Pepe Leo~
.sYesm.~ calmly replied TIRE eierk Pope Leo and
Plus. The Tenth
yourg LADY &C this city nsrrpziT ezcase6
arrest fo- attempting % pass counterfeit ua2sT-
sse had beer visiting California q-scs-ssivsr
mine ard had gu "a, q ih@ metal into ksr para
u e1ertes chemical prrs~rrsss b. Immediately
covering sorzs psecss q E1veT e. fne r<sEst-opo
Later or TIE yaeng lady wszt - store ari
touxn, sore zTtlrlss- she BAD szFf psssec cat q
th~ door, zhs- c5sFk rsshes 49, ses rl.h %
piece 4 uo1ey n ia hard ard accEset bsr q
al 2fts-zp; give hs-- Bogus rozs7- p9iac-sssn
striped - ard b<cU-as interested ss63zpy. Ssss
= snail crc~s sz;he-~s ard Hs;--eS 20 ~ younx
LADY, erpLz-xslrn p TIE sTeet Of 1z3resiFsr ss9a
a hzlf-1oslzr Ehe tssa slaozss 70 fire.
-sp~ski-g = -h=aoss rscp1s. sd - 81
5sa-bge. zko was elr-assssx ~ rues~es VA s<T-
s-aI .-se-ts On E,zss EozEfas aTszus- 7 49, eei
n-eS -oAn stor a. si~TatnT ~1sa Ms s~st 49,
zzzn-t azy srcscsrt ether TIE zzss "a wesklax
II o1s % Us i4rg.ss s9sesn = uschst.- .&ess as
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27
MANANA RAILRoADING IN SPAIN.

Eiroy Curtis farther deneates the railway train
vice in Spain After waiting for maybe hours and until
clerks ticketsellers and baggage husers have
finished their cigarettes and everything is ready for the
train pull out the station tolls big bell hang
ing the wall of the building a formal notice. few
minutes porter in blue cotton jumper goes up
and down the platform ringing handbell. which is
warning for people TO kiss their friends good by again
to get aboard The conductor of the train blows
which is notice to the engineer and brakeman Then
somebody blows shril whistle end of the train
which is answered by similar whistle at the other end
and the guards begin to rush and down the platform
in great excitement samming the doors Of the which
open the sides and the ends do. Then
the engineer rings his bell and blows his whistle and of
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

They were rushing Christmas a little bit at Granite Satur-
day. week ago. pulled off in the saloons OF
that town.
Blaine county Republicans will organize club
Tuesday. Governor Ferguson will be there
Gray granite has been Granite The town
colors and the towns future again
assured
Roger Mills county is shy" commissioner c. M Ros-
a good show OF being appointed
The A. " W. reached Goltry Wednesday. And that
youth reaching out for everything in sight
The Enid Eagle has taken strong against William
Hearsts candidacy Presidency His decnation Is
looked for any day.
Enid has pack of Queens All Enid girls doubt
eligible to the pack
Bronson and Nichols extraordinary Christmas
Thomas Tribune last week 1t brim fun OF
local convincing proof of the prosperity Of Thomas
Jones' of the Star taken last week
fifteen And to think that an editor
would be guilty of this Xmas crime
Peckham bankers made present of candy
Literary popular parties in Kay
D. T. Smith of Newkirk hit the board
$780, fails to state the amounts the board
before he got opening
advocating manual training department
for the advanced educational nst
installing them.
Indian goods county Christmas curio
forced patronze their white brethren this year.
Santa Tribune to have toured
Oklahoma n srship this winter.
will be pulled off in the southeast corner OF
Noble county township is to be embraced
had its first fire Sunday 1t in residence,
damage done.
The twelve marriages Of that
members 1t declares that 1T is one big honey
m all around"
The CARRIER Sentinel spreading the
ton. battle to The weather in southern
Oklahoma makes he question little import there.
claims have brick sidewalks than any other
town in territory
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

can't make anything out Of it except what tn.
word implies and translate into their vcrnacula'
thus: Hoo hoo. hoo hoo doc"
MN
y bald-headed has little Judgment II he
marries and less hair
Gold teeth. gold snectacles. white vests auto
mobiles and one-dollar bills are becoming NUM-
poets.
Women can't control votes; neither votes
control women.
The hardest thing for a man to do Is 10 not make
mistakes about the Judgment OF a woman; the
easiest thins for woman Is TO mistake the judy
menc of
a brass ring an old maid and n cenloid collar.
are in the same category.
Say. Bill. I've been readin great deal lately
about smokers What they anyhow"
Il can't tell YOU The last l attended I
got home till morning. and my wife didn't
recognize me
When is in profound study nine times out
of he Is thinking OF a woman.
-i---
When the boys let 1871 Bailey alone.
And Give Hawatha a rest
Oh goodness won't the public be
Most wonderfully blest,
a laugh is worth ten doses Of medicine
o o O
Old Father Time Is coming near.
He's due in hve days more;
Hell then blot out the old, old year.
And bring in nineteen four.
As a matter OF fact. 1890 has been a remarkable
year IL has witnessed wrecks foods fires hood
ling grating and crimes galore with scarcely
day without rumor OF Let 1893 pass-you
can't stop it,
The Cutlery trust hasn't discouraged Father
Time. He VIII be hand Thursday night
with scythe. and a ksen-edged sickle.
To correspondent: Watch parties are not an
invention OF the jewellers.
81
The aimanacs declare the days before Christmas
the shortest Of the year IL T. the Pikers expert
ence that the days between Christmas and the next
pay day. are the shortest In his career
Some people would like 20 be walking dicti0n-
aries. And still the world doesn't comprehend the,
magnitude.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

RESOLUTIONS
Next Thursday night when the clock strikes
twelve. l will resolve:
If there is any vice / have overlooked, l will
adopt it for next year.
Will swear of any semblance OF a virtue my
friends suspect me OF possessing.
1 will borrow every dollar. dime and nicsle.
sucker-friends will loan me, and I won't pay back
a cent
will get trusted at the butchers. the grocer's
the tailor. and for house rent. and If duns become
too urgent, 1 Will change my place for trading.
I would get trusted for poker chips and liquids,
but vice alone is cash basis and this explains
why l cannot pay for such unnecessaries as ordn-
airy food and clothing.
l will commit crimes because the law is
lentess. but because Of this streak of goodness,
will seek diligently for yet another vice to practice
1 will give away nothing but win take all that
is offered.
My reason for these resolves is that my con-
science will not allow TO break resolution
and long experience has taught me that resolutions
to be good are fractured before noon. January l.
1 sincerely hope 10 carry out my new program
without perjury.
Books are such pretty things. Some people buy
whole libraries to make coy their front room.
It's sorry lad who can't produce a cigarette,
and a piteous maiden who can't powder.
If we are "as salt of the earth" the earth must
be one huge tear.
There is rest for the weary. Nor the editor.
-s-H-
IT don't know why love you but / do sang
the young man to his sweetheart.
''Oh. give me something new replied the shy
little girl
Like Bob Evans going 10 make Spanish the
ruling language in Hades. will Carrie Nation
make the Ratchet the scepter OF power in that hot
climate
II the Darwinian theory were in vogue how lit
tie effort 1t would be for people follow the
fashion.
The fellow who has smatterng Of Greek and
Latin is the very who enjoys 20 display his
eruditon.
-E-S-
When you hear a crowd giving someone the
horse-laugh. put it down that Socialist is
telling the people how will have a heaven
earth.
Even the hoot-owls have taken up for discus
sion the book known Who's who?' They
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27
UNAFRAID.

So deep is the night, my brother
But bright the coming day,
And the time for dawn and sunrise
Is never far away.
I'm watching here in the valley
To catch the first glad rift
In the night clouds hanging over
Gray clouds that soon shall lift
Whenever night shades are deepest
Then loudest is my song
In the shadow Of the valley
Hope speeds my feet along.
Aye deep is the night my brother.
But bright the coming day,
And the time for dawn and sunrise
Is never far away.
Henry c. Warnack in Los Angeles Heral
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

Dowie is not only solid Zion but he to have
Republican earnings In a sermon the other day he
clared that every who votes Democratic ticket
is a jackass' These words hold the assurance that
there will no necessity the Republican
mittee of Chicago to substitute Elijah III.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

The greatest consideration for them Is commonplace
of daily life. Men always rise in tram to give
lady seat. At any public place chair may be ruth
lessy demanded the distinguished Official
present with the sufficient explanation: For lady,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

Herbert Spencer the profound philosopher and scen
tis week. believed with Jefferson that the
least people the best ruled Spencer prophesed
however that should the civilized world try socialism,
il would find it nsufferable despotism.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

few months hence in national convention assembled
the Democratic party will be pointing with pride to rec
procity as step trade and viewing with dsmay
the disposition Republican party to stick to high
protective tariff
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

If the authorities at Bogota had not mananaed but
acted white in either accepting rejecting the treaty
Colombia only had the active sympathy of
the world but Uncle Sam would have been in hurry
in recognizing the independence of Panama
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

A fellow named Mosly chief clerk of the supreme
court Missouri has been fred Mosly wrote book of
romance the ways and dongs of Missouri statesmen
which containing fact that fiction worked his evic
ton.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27
A TEN


IA TEN the people of the United
,,,,o.. oo,,hp States estimated by ndi
vdual bank deposits and it
81" 49, amounts to the unprecedented
sum of ten dollars The vast sum of gold and silver
held in the vaults United States treasury are in
significant compared the peoples aggregated deposits
in state national savings and private banking nstu-
lions These banks altogether, have deposits
of $40 co., s126s0 capita Twenty years
ago similar per capita deposits amounted to only about
$3.50 or less than half what they When it is
remembered a large proportion of these deposits
are what may be called surplus income" what is
not Immediately needed for expenses the sig
nfcance of the astonishing amount well be realized
ANY surplus at all would indicate that the people
earning sufficient to all the requirements Of life.
surplus of billion dollars and means much
more because people, before they begin to save,
indulge more or less in uxures after necessares and
comforts have been provided 1t indicates that vast
number of people able to enjoy to the full extent
their desires according their stations in life and stand
ard of living This the perfectness of protection.
Never under free trade been able to meet
people necessares of fe nothing of lux
uries and surplus One need not go further for
example of a vndicaton of protective tariff which
brings such results
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

So far as noted the Atlanta Constitution is the first
paper to say Mark Hanna isn't saying much but he's
saving Wood"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

The bridge the East river. wh.Sh dedi-
Gated New York this week although wonderful
than the Brooklyn bridge. viii be so much of a
wonder.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

The Copeland county hotel will be doing rush
ing Of the frequent presence Of Hochs
manipulaors who have been meeting there for
consultation almost daily.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

Washington correspondent of the Cleveland Ohio,
Leader says that judgeshp appointment hap
pened Immediately after hearttoheart talk between
the President and the congressman Big seventh
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

Wonder if old Dowie had had another vision when he
declared that anybody who voted the Democratic ticket
is jackass?
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

Joe Chamberlain may fail in his dream, but he is
knocking the pins under the old Golden club which
many years furnished the Democratic orators
OF America with their free trade arguments
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

Topeka worrying about how its taxpayers shall
age the waterworks- The subsequent mayors and city
councils ably seconded by the ward healers well
after the graft
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

The mother of Of the Chicago youths who formed
murderers devoted all her time To the better
of young people" Probably away from home most
OF the day.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

The trouble with the womans fight being made
Reed Smoot-they can't prove that he had
than one wife he refuses become polygamist at
the behest of his enemies.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

Tamcnary Hall Is again AZ the helm in New York
city and Mayor Mcclellan commenced yesterday TO par
eel out the fat slices the tiger cubs
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

1t is proposed to create for the United States navy
general staff two new vice-admirals. Expansion
expands expenses.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

If cotton keeps rising in price, calico dress
may yet be mark of distinction
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

Fashions and faces may and go. but Santa look
always the same
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

Miss Ida Tarbel will not be remembered in Mr. Rookie
fellers will But Ida rakes in the ducats all the
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

The busted Wall street magnates are putting their
wives taras in hook. Steam yachts also for SALE
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KANSAS HISTORY REVEALS THAT

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cratic delegation Kansas that contingent
is waiting for the return Of Bryan.
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ToDAYA
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lille NeoshoF Parsons and
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In
prevent o. a pc tai On
ncumtr donation of OF by
A Temporal injunction asg
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IN sa andP e o. W
senence Empora Z the en the govern w
this trains commend from Il
the chna andw railroad
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

Taking the cash surplus OF
the people of the United
States, as estimated by indi-
vidual bank deposits, and it
amounts to the unprecedented
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-12-27

They were rushing Christmas little bit at Granite Satur
day. week ago. ARRAYS pulled off in the saloons OF