Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-02-21

good digestion and take bath every
morning. As for the feathery haiti
II doesn't canopy a for-sure thought
dome what's the use?
The dolly woman Is all right for 4
little supper az matinee or a tea tight
tuttle-time, but she isn't the sort that
you rush to when there are tear-tanks
bursting inside Of your heart. Then
you seek the other kind, the one that Is
Just splendid beautiful because her soul
Is 80.
Isn't it true? You can wager your
weeks salary on il any pay day Of the
year
We viii tell you about the very beau.
utLlest woman we know
She Is the Official trouble-eradicator
ana yet she wears false hair False
hair mind you But Of COURSE you
wouldn't know Il. 1t is becoming. loo
il you happen TO be her friend aud
some Inc morning you get up and find
tfat the cool; doesn't like you any more
ana Is going away. and Immediately
Wler that the ianitor comes IN and
says there's not a grain of coal left
ana YOU can freeze on take 20 boarding.
nhd the next thing you know the
htchen SINK spurts q great big leak.
at0 ING gas range blows up and the
paoy SHOWS sure evidence OF chicken
roNi and oh, heavens you wonder
WHAT'S the use, and just then you Hy
to the telephone and call up this para
gon with the factory forclocks and I'm
her al about a., and she smiles aloud
az you and tells you to 'nebby mind"
anG You Just have TO never mind BE.
Itlp gVu AIoW II you realize mat there
W. D."er SuoAs ~ inns broad land of
llvnty cOoNS' lnat me plumber can
III. NE over 'ne slnh, that me lahN may
KY pe On huBsihB terms Win The
SllVheh-poN az dll' ana that The world
a Nv hIga1 pl5 peaVliiul sunDul7t Oh
!Oy Iii'Sr'u ., d dungeon Oh Msls
lou uuH Alo" What mere Us about
n,, pul you say 10 Yourself IF !
w, Just nan as nlce ana dear as she
,,.. ullhN ought 70 wear q laurel
Ilua,u ana SpeaN win an elegant
N'9M,
., ..,,i ntn Soine BUSY laay goes 90 This
,., "a Nt,tH NViIah ana leIlS ner uhpleas-
~. I ,Is uDout some olher woman
VINO llves across the street or around |
Inr Diock OF on the north side she !
.'Yv9n nltch up her chaW real close |
o and open her eyes and ears and listen |
s.ousn 20 klll her NOT she Shes |
. 4, t az through your ma ana |
"W !TSI tMlSts we TOPICS around WIZ |
\ n,'v OH ! WINK lldl JUST tatue |
81 y. 5 SOu ldNe you peen 70 see MIS- |
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,,iH l ~; ~ lle wits nave ears, they |
~ uiclI li'uIs ana hoWL
ne y 'ne hlla OF woman who,
,ttii ~ sue sees poor niue Epungster-
.'i..1 M wv slIeeI STOPS ana says
tulls sweet ana KIND 70 nm or
w. aiiu ulSs uline OUT OF her purse,
, 'V" .nousn 1t may Oe the starter or
~ NM, Soa' luna LOT rtoiuary
d" ~" - pclteI SUN, Ahe does nor tod
~ 70 her own ancestral halls inmedi'
~ @ltei warn ahQ beiale her nus
,, iS ulI"b,nE nome TWO hungry
~ ~ H. W. uilnsI, ~ IleI eHalliy begins
H""tv oiiu SIS OUT TOT exercise every
'"g Hne rs Hpt sweet 10 one person
ny nlueousiy hoiiiu TO announcer she
h'uu "Iiu sVou BECAUSE she can
'eip IT, ler neaIlery is working "a
,,ouls uaS ana leels Detter all the
~ se.,.,..,...-
' Snl tl,lles o'I'r women are uhklhd
Co. o,,, , tlous'
"o,'', e e',lleS ulyy say lhihBs ABOUT
- ~ lGise ioIeloehs'
b, 'i'e uoesn '9lllDle up me thoughts
- lle' Il'euioiy uress SUIT case. ana see
. .,.' IdsBvu ones she can hsh OUT
nay 'sn Her way one shules saya
he , PLY anu she " sorry' 100 tor
~ se i,,,, WeH-meahlhg' honest Wo-
i@n ilhea W tililN Juat any other hu
"a" Ilut tdi VlihhS III OF net ana TOT
eI 1" ,nlnN lll oi tnehl WIZ not MAKE
,ul u,li'h uIoie chdI llaply OF he-
ny MY, tne VpPVsltc'
re Hol!al mas lEeu Wlsely enough
-FVu eioii hate 70 i've long 70 Know
10 hIlu out tlal happiness rs large
l'en,o' pl'cuss lou an I ne Happy
neh EuuI VV,laclence is luIl OF sllEets'
gu Gun ! DC happy Wheh you are XIII
~ 'ne ndppIIess Oh other lolR. ron
|h | ps pi. happy Wheh you nave
'ssy disposition; lou can De happy
- vo,r bead tbst a oyo,,, , r'ocio ha Ia
,Siscd acoirst vo, ana '', go. '', MY
,,n'e torg7,a IL y,aitinre 20 aSao,',,
"u 1bt is norsa,so Moet 30 ns arn
~ b,siiy occ,,,,iod ,ri,h n,,' o,,,, mn
,orbIos ond aWairs 80 ha eo ,.asti,,
,nccrncd yith 1iesocttng tho r,oti"os
,oilties ana Sins ~ ,hose orn,,nd NC S"'
Tbis hcautif,u ,rorao., ,,',on, r ~,
now, ne,,er fore,.t, % sioi, fri"rd a.
o,,or fsns 80 6anL a. tria,,S. ea
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! Of, ,beeo Iittlo dot5iis sbn 5 $500
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