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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-17

i At the meeting OF the parish of the
Episcopal church Sunday tile follow
ing new officers were elected: War;
den, DR.. s. N. Smith; treasurer. j.
+. Cooper; secretary, Mrs. Frank
JeffYies. Rev. Babcock stated that
ID all probability Rev. Mr.. Powell.
the new rector, would reach Mitchell
by next Sunday to commence his.
duties with the church.
Dewey, the fi~ye-year-old son of Mr..
and Mrs. Chas. Roth, died Sunday
morning and the funeral services were
held at the Catholic church Monday
afternoon, the remains being laid to
rei5 liz the Catholic cemetery. The
little fellow was named after Admiral
Dewey and his victory in Manila
bay. Heswas a bright little lad and
was fondly loved by his parents and
grandparents. tTbe sympathy OF
many friends will be extended them
in their hour Of bereavement.
George Yorty was placed under ar
rest Saturday afternoon on the charge
of stealing hay from the barn OF
Henry Bugbee. On the witness.
stand in the morning he attempted
to prove that Nick A~imsegger was in.
nocenty-of the charge Of stealing Bug
bees hay by declaring that he did it
himself. Thus discriminating him
self he was arrested, but waived ex-
animation and Justice Mckinley
bound him over to the circuit court
in bonds OF 5000, in default Of which
he was placed injail.
S. G.. Phelps, OF Alexandria, was
in the city Saturday. At the earnest
solicitation Of his friends in the
Ancient Order Of United Workmen,
! Mr.. Phelps has consented to become
a candidate for grand recorder OF the
grand lodge when the annual session
lis held in May. MI. Phelps has been
recorder Of his home lodge for a num-
her of years. In speaking Of the pre-
senJ grand recorder, John d.. LAWN
Mr.. Phelps has nothing but words OF
praise for the name in which he
has performed the duties Of the
Office. There are five OF six candi-
ldates for the position.
Miss Margaret Duncan left Monday
AFTERNOON for Reardon, Wash, where
she will reside in the future. On ar
irving there Miss Duncan will be
united in marriage to DR.. Byron
Stevenson. DR.. Stevenson was a for
mer resident of this city and since
leaving here about SIX years ago he
attended a medical college in Chi
cago, graduated and has been prac-
ticing for the past year or two.
The friends Of Miss Duncan will ex-
tend their congratulations in adj
vance over her approaching marriage.
She has beep teaching school in this
county for several years and in that
line she has achieved a splendid sue
cess. She is the daughter Of Mr.. and
Mrs. William Duncan.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-17
Hoods ~Jdrsdpanlld
and Pills

Remove all humors, overcome al
their effects, strengthen, tone and
invigorate the whole system.
at had salt rheum on my hands 70 that I
could not work. took Hoods sarsaparillA
and It drove ont the humor. I continued
It's use till The sores disappeared.n MRS.
IRA o. Brown. Rumford Falls, Ne.
Hoods SarsaparIIIa promises to
euro and keeps the promise.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-17
CIRCUIT COURT JURORS
List Of Jurors Drawn for the Coming
Term of Circuit Court, Con-
vening April %.

Friday the officials drew the list
Of jurors for the term of circuit
court. which convenes April %. The
ii 1ications are that the term will be
a light one, there being but few civil
cases and no criminal. Court sets
about three weeks earlier this year
than last owing to a change that was
made in the law by the last legisla-
ture. The following is the list Of
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-17
Hum0rs

Are impure matters which the skin,
liver, kidneys and other organs caD
not take care Of without help, there i
such an accumulation of them.
They litter the whole system.
Pimples, boils, eczema and othel
eruptions, loss Of appetite, that tired
feeling, bilious turns, fits Of indiges-
ton, dull headaches and many other
troubles are due to them.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-04-17
GLOVES
WE HAVE NOTIONS

Good ones too. Our stock is b latest and
most completes. The Belts, Purses, Jewelry
Novelties, Hose Supporters, Ribbons, Etc, are
a delight to purchasers.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-31

When one hiss a cough, what to
take Is the question. Thousands
hare no fear Of coughs and colds
beaause they know about
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-31
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Chiffon wells 10 and Is cents each at
Aloha Millinery.
Try our pork sausage. The Island
Meat Co. Tel. Main 76
Vote for Moses <. Nakuina, indie
pendent candidate for County Clerk -
Don't be without a pair Of bath slip
pers. Bic. pair at L. B. Kerr & Co.
A poi. of tea with pie or cake only
10 cents at Killers Hotel street Candy
Store.
Order your meat for Sunday from the
new market. Tel Main rs. The Island
Meat Co.
Call early on Monday at Ehlers &
Co. Regular $2.5g shirt waist hats will
be sold at 75c. each.
A surray nearly new also set OF flar-
ness viii be sold today at 10 o'clock at
Morgan's auction rooms.
William c. Lyon viii resume the for
mer policy of the firm and sell maya
zines at publishers, prices.
Special hat sale. 10, 25 and so cents.
Monday, Nov. 2. Cantor's Aloha Mil
nnery parior. Fort street.
Kerr's second week of removal sale
will be hummer See Sundays Ad-
yertiser for the bargains offered.
A large furnished room with board
in private family. Good location: to be
had by consulting our Classified ads.
Buy the baby a pair Of shoes. We
have some beauties at prices that can
not be equaled. L. B. Kerr & Co.
Crooks mineral water; best in the
market. Ask your dealer for IL. II he
does not carry order through Phone
Main BAT.
Neatly furnished house on corner Of
King and Artesian streets is offered
for rent by VIII E. Fisher at $50 Mer-
chant street.
On Monday at 10 a. m. Jas. T. Nor
gan will sell at public auction the
household furniture of A. ]. Wilson
at 1s43 AIapai street.
L. B. Kerr g. c.. have just received
a large assortment OF ladies' 1-strap
slippers, kid Oxford1, and lace boots.
at $50 to $i.T5 per pair.
Tenders win be received at the Office
of the Board OF Health for the install
ling of a telephone system from the
Leper Settlement to various points on
Molokai
The frame building at No. 1427 King
street, between KeeaumoEzu and waikiki
XII Road viii be sold at public auction
this morning at 10 o'clock by VIII z.
Fisher. Sale sal1es place on the prem
ises.
n -.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-31

NO OPIUM IN CHAMBERLAIN
COUGH REMEDT.-Many cough cures
contain opium The effect OF this drug
is to diminish sec elton OF the mucous.
a--d the relief .-1orded is only tempo
rary. AS soon SIS the effect OF the
opium passes OF, the malady returns
in more severe form. The system is
also weakened aud rendered more sus-
Eeptible to cold. Chasnberlain's Cough
Remedy does not contain opium In any
form. It affords reIsef and leaves the
system in a healthy condition. It al
ways cures and cures quickly. Ben
son, Smith q Co, holesaie agents,
sell it.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-31

The twentieth seni-annuai exhibit
ton OF the Kfiohana Art League is in
preparation and eontribunFs are TO
submit their work today between the
hnurs of a. m. and p. m The
names of contributors, titles and prices
should accompany all articles sent
A semi -annual volunteer sketch class
is one of the pIars for the year. and
this win be inaugurated as soon as
possible after the close OF the coming
exhibition
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-31
To uark Halguss.

II has been suggested that owing %
a lack OF cleayness that seems prevalent
as TO the marking of the ballots, gen
eral meeting OF chairman OF preeincls
be called for Monday morning at 9
O'clock in some such public place as
Legislators Hall in the Capitol building
where some definite and general under
standing may be arrived at
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Julian Monsarrat or
KapapaIa. Hawaii arrived in the Ma
una Loa to meet the steamer Sierra
next week bringing the remains OF their
only son Melville, who died in Califor-
MIA last Sunday from being accidentally
shot the previous day.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-31

John Wise. who has became the
Home Rule candidate for Sheriff. is dis
tributing campaign cards bearing mis-
picture and the following legend:
sWhose aim will be to purge Che
county of evii-doers and carry out the
law laid down by Kamehameha L, that
old men, old women and children may
sleep by the wayside' because safety
will reign over the land
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-31

j. A. Thompson. second deputy clerk
of the Judiciary, returned yesterday
from wailuku, where he performed the
duties of stencgrapher at the Second
Circuit term. The Advertiser gratsfully
acknowledges the regular receipt OF re-
ports of proceedings from Mr.. Thomp-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-31
gu dsy at T. NJ. Q. q.

Mrs Atwood is the soaoist at the
song service at 4.so. AT AS Rev Il
w. Thwing leads the round table study
and at $50 tea Is served Strangers
are welcome.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-10-31

W. H. Wright. the abscondsng ex-
treasurer Of Hawaii. is believed TO be
at present either in the City Of Mexico
or Chihuahua
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-07-14
Mark Twain's Stolen Speech.

Chauncey M. Depew and Mark
Twain went aboard once on the same
ship. When they were four days out
somebody gave a dinner and invited
both.
Speech-making time came. Mark
Twain had the first chance. He spoke
twenty minutes and made a great hit.
Then it was Mr.. Depew's turn.
The canny New Yorker arose and
said: "Mr. Toastmaster and Ladies
and Gentlemen: I have a confession
to make. Before this dinner Mark
Twain and myself made an agree
ment to trade speeches. He has just
delivered my speech, and I thank you
for the pleasant manner in which
you received it. I regret to say that
I have lost the manuscript of his
speech and cannot remember any
thing he was to say"
Depew sat down. There was much
laughter. Next day an Englishman
who was in the party came across
Mark Twain in the smooking-room.
"Mr. Clemens" he said, ct consider
you were much imposed upon last
night. I have always heard that
Nh. Depew is a clever man, but, real
ly, that speech of his you made last
night struck me as being the most
Internal rot."-Saturday Evening
Post.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-07-14
Mark Twain's Memory.

I remember the day [ was born
It was bitter cold. [ came into the
world without clothes. [ was aston
ished. I spoke of it to my parents
They had no explanation when taken
so suddenly, except the old excuse
that it was customary. What was
custom to me at that age? All you
care then is how you look. l never
felt so embarrassed in all my Ilte'-
Mark Twain.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-07-14
Love and Grief

l envy not in any moods
The caption void of noble rage,
The linnet born within the cage,
That never knew the summer woods.
I envy not the beast that takes
His license in the field of time,
Unfettered by the sense of crime,
To whom a conscience never wakes;
MOI what may count itself as blest,
The heart that never plighted
troth
But stagnates in the weeds of
sloth;
MOI any want-begotten rest.
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
feel it, when / sorrow most;
IT'S better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
From Alfred Tennyson's "In
Memoriam."
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-07-14
Perhaps.

Bishop Potter is amusing ns
friends with an account OF a rec7n'
visit he paid to a Sunday-schooI class
in New York, presided over by d
staid young clergyman. The DlSnop
was asked to question the chllarSn'
so that he might be edited by 'llII.
knowledge of matters Biblical -. -
starter. he said to a little girl whose
face beamed with intelligence ~
aWho we're the foolish virgins, LILY
dear?" ""Them as didn't ge' "+
riedr" was the prompt and empn''''
answer.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-07-14
H HOME CIRCLE
Doubt and Trial.

Be near me when my light is low,
When the blood creeps, and the
nerves prick
And tingle; and the heart is sick,
And all the wheels of Being slow.
Be near me when the sensuousf frame
Is rack'd with pangs that conquer
trust;
And Time, a maniac scattering
dust,
And Life, a Fury singing fame.
Be near me when my faith is dry,
And men the flies of latter spring
That lay their eggs, and sting and
sing
And weave their petty cells and die.
Be near me when I fade away
To point the term of human strife,
And on the low dark verge of life
The twilight of eternal day.
From Alfred Tennyson's "In
Memoriam." .
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-07-14

hopper and draw out nice
little "country sausages a. lug
cents a pound at the otbor
Does it pay to take a staor H Du'
been running loose on the ranoo >
living on cactus and petrifed voa5
till he's just a bunch Of barb-wiro oO9
sole leather, and feed him corn IN
he's just a solid hunk of port ..
house steak and cleo oil?
You bet it pays. Anything tb.4
trains a boy to think quick now
anything that teaches a boy to aot
the answer before the other fa1lov
gets through biting the pencil, nav.
College doesn't make fools. # ID
velops them. A fool will turn ont
a fool, whether he goes to college or
not, though he'll probably turn ont
a different sort of a fool. And q
good, strong boy will turn ont q
bright, strong man whether he's worn
smooth in the acknowledgements
understanding with-one-eye-skin-
ned-for-the-dog school of the streets
and stores, or polished up and slickpd
down in the give-your-order-to-tbe
waiter-a din
e school Of the professors. But
while the lack of a college education
can't keep Nc. 1 down, having it
boosts No. 2 up.
It's simply the difference between
jump in, rough and tumble, kick
withheld ls-and-b h-the-head
niger fighting, and this grin-and-
look-pleasant, dodge an~d-save-your-
wind-till-you-see-a-ch ance- to-land-On-
the-solar plexus style of the trained
athletic. Both styles win fights, but
the fellow with a little science is the
better man, providing he's kept his
muscle hard. If he hasn't, he's in a
bad way, for his fancy sparring is
just going to ~aggraVate the other
fellow so that he'll eat him up.
Of course, some men are like pigs,
the more you educate them, the more
amusing little cusses they become,
and the funnier capers they cut when
they show off their tricks. Naturally,
the place to send a boy of that breed
is to the circus, not to a college.
Your afectionate father,
JOHN GRAHAM.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-07-14

%Nos. I28 and I29 of our series of the Worlds
Best Poems, selected especially for The Pro-
gressive Farmer by the Editor. In this series
already appeared: Burns, Bryant, Mr.. and
Mrs. Browning, Byron, Goldsmith, Holmes,
KipIing, Lanfer, Longfellow, Lowell, Mark
Ram, Macaulay, Milton, Moore, Poe, Pope
head, Riley, Ryan, Scott, Shakespeare, Shell
ley, and others.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-07-14

be saved, and Gn0u laying 4OA W0 al
ter the service and praying with me.
OF course I wanted to be saved, but
I didn't want to be saved quite so
publicly.
When a boys had a good mother
he's got a good conscience, and when
he's got a good conscience he don't
need to have right and wrong labeled
for him. Now that your mas left
and the apron strings are cut, you're
naturally running up against a new
sensation every minute, but if you'll
simply use a little conscience as a
fryer, and probe into a thing which
looks sweet and~sound on the skin,
to see if you can't fetch up a our
smell from around the bone, you'll
be all right.
Pm anxious that you should be a
good scholar, but I'm more anxious
that you should be a good, clean
man. And if you graduate with a
sound conscience, I shan't care SO
much if there are a few holes in
your Latin. There are two parts of a
college education-the part that you
get in the school-rooms from the pro-
fessors, and the part that you get
outside of it from the boys. That's
the really important part. For the
first can only make you a scholar,
while the second can make you a
man.
Education's a good deal like eat
ing-a fellow can't always tell which
particular thing did him good, but
he can usually tell which one did
him harm. After a square meal of
roast beef and vegetables, and mince
pie and watermelons, you can't say
just which ingredient is going into
muscle, but you don't have to be
very bright to figure out which one
started the demand for pain-killer in
your insides, OF to guess, next morn
ing, which n made you believe in a
personal devil the night before. And
so, while a fellow can't figure out
to an ounce whether it's Latin or
algebra or history or what among
the solids that is building him up
in this place or that, he can go right
along feeding them in and betting
that they're not the things that turn
his tongue fuzzy. It's down among
the sweets, among his amusements
and recreations, that he's going to
find his stomach-ache, and it's there
that he wants to go slow and to pick
and choose.
It's not the first half, but the Sec
ond half of a college education which
merchants mean when they ask if a
college education pays. It's the Viii
lie and the BERTHE boys; the choco-
late eclair and tutti-frutti boys, the
la-de-dah and the baa-baa-billy-goat
boys; the high cock-a-lo-rum and the
cock-a-doodle-doo boys; the Bah
Jove! hair-parted-in-the-middle, Gig
arctic smoking, Champagne-C Charlie,
up-all-night-and-in-al day boys that
make 'em doubt the cash value of
tho ~oO11oOo o,,+o,,4 81 .-a1 Il
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-07-14

Dear Pierrepont Your ma got
back safe this morning and she wants
me to be sure to tell you not to over
study, and I want to tell you to be
sure not to under-study. What we're
really sending you to Harvard for is
to get a little of the. education that's
so good and plenty there. When
it's passed around you don't want to
be bashful, but reach right out and
take a big helping every time, for
I want you to get your share. You'll
find that education's about the only
thing lying around loose in this
world, and that it's about the only
thing a fellow can have as much
of as he's willing to haul away.
Everything else is screwed down
tight and the screw-driver lost.
I didn't have your advantages when
I was a boy, and you can't have
mine. Some men learn the value of
money by not having any and start
ing out to pry a few dollars loose
from the odd millions that are ly-
ing around; and some learn it by
having fifty thousand or so left to
them and starting out to spend it as
if it were fifty thousand a year. Some
men learn the value of truth by hav-
ing to do business with liars; and
some by going to Sunday-school.
Some men learn the ~cussedness of
whiskey by having a drunken faith
er; and some by having a good moth
er. Some men get an education from
other men and newspapers and public
libraries; and some get it from pro-
fessors and parchments-it doesn't
make any special difference how you
get a half-nelson on the right thing,
just so you get it and freeze on to it.
The package doesn't count after the
eyes been attracted by it, and in
the end it finds its way to the ash
heap. It's the quality of the goods
inside which tells, when they once
get into the kitchen and up to the
cook.
You can cure a ham in dry salt and
you can cure it in sweet pickle, and
when you're through you've got pref
ty good eating either way, provided
you started in with a sound ham. IF
you didn't, it doesn't make any spe-
cial difference how you cured 1.-THE
ham-dryer's going to strike sour spot
around the bone. And it doesn't
make any difference how much sugar
and fancy pickle you.soak into a fell
low, he's no good unless he's sound
and sweet at the core.
The first thing that any education
ought to give a man is character, and
the second thing is education. That
is where I'm a little skittish about
this college business. I'm not start
ing in to preach to you, because I
know a young fellow with the right
sort of stuff in him breaches to him
self harder than any one else can
and that he's mighty often switched
off the right path by having it point
ed out to him in the wrong way.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1903-07-14

rE~trocts from "Ietters from a self-Mado
Merchant to His Son." by George Horace
Lortmer. Small Maynard q Co., PUBLISH
ers. BOstOn.1
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-11-26
NEW WAY
WhitehOrse People Try New
 Route to Bullion

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan ]
 Whitehorse, Nov. 25.-Al Dart and MT. Smith and several others, who are now on the road to Bullion creek with two-horse rigs, intend to drive them through double They will follow tho old trail to Bear creek, then go down the Koskowash river about 20 miles, then up the O'Connor river to It's head, then cross over the summit, which is about one mile, Co the head Of Sims river, then down it to Bullion creek. By going thi5 way, according to Mir. Bones statement, they will miss all the hills and have practically a level road Mir Bones is one of the Bullion creek .discoverers and has been over this route before. If such is the case big loads can be hauled without any dihi- culty
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-11-26
IS ILL
Judge Delaney Has Severe
 Attack of Pneumonia

The news has been received from Ju- neau that Judge A. K, Delaney is dan gerously m with pneumonia. The in- formation was received by Juneauites, who are in this city, and it was a sub ject which was discussed with great concern yesterday. It was the univers- ally expressed hope that the illness might not prove as disasterJus as it was feared, and that the distinguished sufferer might speedily recover.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-11-26
AMUR IN
Canadian Pacific Steamer
 Comes and Goes

The Canadian Pacific liner Amur, ar. rived from the south at 4 o'clock yes terday morning with 17 passengers and 30 tons of freight The freight and most of the passengers were bound io. Whitehorse.
 The Amur sailed out last evening with 45 passengers.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-11-26
Entitled to tho Belt

If old Annanias could have read the reports in the Seattle papers of the re- publican convention, sent out by the Johnson-Foote faction, he certainly would have rolled over in his grave, took off the belt that he has held since time commenced to run and said to the writer of the reports, "Take it. It is yours. n--J Juneau Record-Miner.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-11-26
COME AND 60
Stage in Yesterday, Out Toe
 day

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.l
 Whitehorse, Nov 25-A White Pass stage arrived from Dawson this morn- ing at 8:35 o'clock, with 10 passengers and 100 pounds of mail. The trip from Dawson was made in five days and 20 hours.
 Among the passengers on the stage were Mir. and Mrs. S. D. Saunders, Mis- Brydsen, Miss Pearson, H. Stark and D. c. Mackenzie.
 A stage will leave for Dawson tomor- row afternoon at ] O clock.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-11-26
No Alaskan Tomorrow

That those who make the Daily Alas kan may have an opportunity to observe Thanksgiving Day as other American citizens residing in Skagway, there will be no issue of this paper tomorrow morning.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-11-26
VIII CLOSE
SkagWAy Will Observe
 Thanksgiving Day

Business will be almost suspended in Skagway today. The government offices, the bank, most of the business houses, the railroad offices and public schools will be closed. The court ad- iourned last night until Friday morn. ing, and the schools will not be opened again until Monday.
 There will be quite a number of hunting parties to leave Skagway to- morrow for the nearby game fields. Some will go out for birds, while oth- CTS will seek larger game.