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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-05-02
JAMES W. RADCLIFFE. AUCTIoNEER.
TRUSTEES SALE OF A THREE STORY BRICI
HQISE No

TRUSTEES SALE OF A THREESTORY BRICK
HOUSE, NO. PIG E ST. NV.
By virtue of a deed Of trust, duly recorded in
Liber No. 224S folio 20 ct seq. one of the land
records for the District Of Columbia. and at the
request Of the parties secured thereby, the UNDER
signed trustees will offer for sale, by public
ton, In front OF the premises. on MONDAY,
FOURTH DAY OF NAY. A. D. 1903: AT HALF
scribed real estate. situate in the city Of Wash
ington District of Columbia, to wit: Being the
east 81 feet inches fronting ''E'' by the full
depth of lot lettered ''T'' in Baileys subdivision
In square five hundred and seventy $40, as per
plat recorded in the surveyors office of the Dis
tr.ct Of Columbia in Liber 3D." folio 49, begin
ming for the same on ''E' street 131 feet inches
east of the northwest corner Of said square. and
running thence east p feet 3 inches and thence
north 112 feet to the beginning, together with all
the improvements, rights, etc.
Terms One-third cash, the balance in one and
two years, with interest from the day of sale at
six per cent per annum. secured by deed % trust
the property Sold all cash. at the option of
the purchaser. A deposit of $500 required at the
time Of sale. II the terms Of sale are not COM
piled with in fifteen days from the day of sale the
trustees reserve the right to resell the property ct
the risk and cost of the defaultng purchaser after
five days advertisement Of such resale in some
newspaper published In Washington, D. G. All
conyeyancing, ETC., at the purchasers cost.
ELISHA II. PERKINS,
JOHN r. CARY.
apo2-d&ds Trustees
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rHos. ]. OWEN SON. AucrIoNEERs.

TRUSTEES SALE OF TWO-STORY BRICK
DWELLING. NO COS ACKER ST. NE
BY virtue of certain deed of trust duly re-
corded in Lber 1901, folio 494 ct seq, Of the
land records for the District Of Columbia and at
the request of the party secured thereby, we will
SELL at public auction in front of the premises,
MONDAY, MAY FOURTH. 1903, AT FOUR
O'CLOCK PM, lot 1876, in square SCI, with the
improvements.
Terms: One-thiri cash. balance in and two
years. with interest secured by deed of trust on
the property sold. all cash. at purchasers OPP
tion. deposit of 800 required at time of sale.
Conyeyancing recording. etc. at cost Of purchaser
JOHN s. SWORMSTEDT, Trustee.
JOHN o. JOHNSON. Trustee
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JAMES W. RADCLIFFE. AUcTIoNEER.

TRUSTEES SALE OF FRAME HOUSE, WITH
STABLE, IN REAR NO 227 L STREET
NORTHEAST.
By virtue of a decree of the Supreme Court Of
the District Of Columbia, passed in Equity Cause
No. 237T3, the undersigned, trustee, Will offer for
sale, by public auction in front Of the premises,
HALF-PAST FIVE O'CLOCK PM, the following
described real estate situate in the city OF Wash.
square TAO. together with all the improvements.
rights, &c.
Terms: One-thIrd cash. the balance one and
two years, with interest from the day Of sale at
six per cent per annum, secured by deed Of tract
the property Sold or all cash. at the option of
the purchaser. deposit of 500 required at the
time Of sale. II the terms of sale not complied
with in Is days from the day of sale the trustee
reserves the right to resell the property at the
risk and cost Of the defaulting purchaser after s
days advertisement of such resale In some news
paper published in Washington, d. c. All convey
ancing, &c., at purchasers cost.
CHARLES ]. MURPHY, Trustee,
ap24-d&ds Century building. 412 9Th e.
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JAMES ". RATCLIFFE, AUCTTONEER.
TRUSTEES SALE THREE-STORY AND BASE
MENT BRICK DWELLING, NO. 124s MARY

TRUSTEES SALE TIIREE-sTORY AND BASE
MENT BRICK DWELLING, NO. 124S MARY
LAND AVENUE NORTHEAST
By virtue of deed Of trust duly recorded in
ber 2276 folio 1872 ct seq OF the land records for
the District Of Columbia and at the request of the
party secured thereby the Undersigned trustees
will offer for sale, by public auction. in front Of
the premises, on WEDNESDAY. THE THIR-
TEENTH DAY OF MAY, A. u. 1903. AT HALE
PAST FOUR O'CLOCK PM. tee following de-
scribed real estate, situate In the city OF Wash
ington, District Of Columbia, to wit: Lot No. 20
in j. II. Buscher's subdivision of lots In square
numbered ten hundred and five (1O95) said sub
division is recorded in Book 10, page 1872, In the
office of the surveyor OF the District of Columbia,
together with all the Improvements. rights. etc.
Terms One-third cash, the balance in and
two years, with interest from the day of sale at
per cent per annum. secured by deed Of trust on
the property Sold all cash, at the option of the
purchaser A deposit Of 800 required at the time
OF sale. If the terms of sale not complied
with in Is days from the day of sale. the trustees
reserve the right to resell the property at the risk
and cost of the defaulting purchaser, after days
advertisement Of such resale in some newspaper
published In Washington, ID. G. All conveyancing,
etc, at purchasers cost
HENRY Fl. BERGMAN,
GEORGE NJ. EMMERICH,
my2-d&ds Trustees
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JAMES W. RADCLIFFE, AUCTIONEER.

Trustees sale in BANKRUPTCY of the
entire stock of Plumbing Sup
plies, Hot Water Boilers and Fur
naces, Steam Fittings, Bronze
and Bronze Liquids, Pipe Con-
nections, Office Furniture, ETC.,
contained in store No. 2II8
Penna. ave. NV, by auction.
By virtue of an order of the Supreme Court of
the District of Columbia, In re Irwin ]. French.
bankrupt, the undersigned trustee will sell. by
public auction. within the above premises, on MON
DAY. THE FOURTH DAY OF MAY, AID. 1908.
AT TEN O'CLOCK AN, well assorted stock of
Plumbing Supplies. Boilers. Furnaces. Steam Fit
tings, Bronzes. &c. &c, to which the attention Of
the trade and private buyers Is called.
Terms: Cash.
F. WALTER BRANDENBURG. Trustee.
Apo 4, m&dbs Fendall building.
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THoS. j. OWEN & son, AUCTIONEERs.


TRUSTEES SALE OF IMPROVED REAL ESTATE
BY virtue Of a deed Of trust dated October l.
1892 and recorded in Lber 1874, folio 223 Of the
land records Of the District Of Columbia. we Will
ofer for sale at public auction, in front Of the
premises. at FIVE O'CLOCK Pm. ON THE ELEy-
ENTH DAY OF MAY. 1903 all of lot twenty -four
in Chapman, Exley and Richards subdivision Of
tngton in the District of Columbia per plat re-
corded in Book G. II. b.. page ST. In the surveyors
Office OF said District improved by desirable brick
dwelling.
Terms Of sale: One-third Of the purchase money
in cash. third in year and third in two
years, or all cash. at the purchasers option. De-
ferred payments, If any. to be represented by the
promssory notes Of the purchaser. dated the day
OF sale and bearing interest at six per cent per
mum, payable semi-annually. All convey sncing re-
cordng and title examination at purchasers cost
deposit Of $50 will be required at the sale. II
terms be not complied with within ten days from
day Of sale. the trustees the right to resell
at the risk and cost of the defaulting purchaser
after five days advertisement. Taxes VIII be paid
out Of the proceeds Of sale up to April 80, 1908.
JOHN RIDOUT,
WILLIAM II. BARSTOW,
ap2S-d&ds Trustees.
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FUTURE DAYS.
JAMES w. RADCLIFFE, AUCTIONEER.
TRUSTEES SALE OF TWO FRAME HOUSES,
Nos. 1915 AND 1917 HALF STREET SOUTH

NOS 1915 AND 1917 HALF STREET SOUTH
WEST.
By virtue of a decree of the Supreme Court of
No. 2s5a5 the undersigned trustees will ofrer for
sale by public auction in front Of the premises,
on MONDAY, THE ELEVENTH DAY OF MAY,
A. d. 1903, AT HALF-PAST FOUR O'CLOCK
M. the following described real estate situate
In the city Of Washington. District of Columbia, to
wit: Lot IL, in square 656, together with all the
improvements, rights, etc.
Terms: One-thrd cash. the balance in and
two years. with interest from the day of sale at 8
per cent per annum, secured by deed of trust on
the property sold, all cash, at the option of the
purchaser. A deposit Of 500 required at time of
sale. II the terms of sale not complied with
in 10 days the trustees the right to resell
the property at the risk and cost of the defaulng
purchaser afte- days advertisement of such re-
sale in some newspaper published in Washington
u. C. All conveyancing, etc, at purchasers cost.
SIDNEY 7. THOMAS Trustee
452 D st. NV.
HENRY K. BECK, Trustee.
aps0-d&ds Century bldg
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IANEs W. RATCLIFFE, AUCTIoNEER.
TRUSTEES SALE OF FOUR FRAME HOUSES ON
STREET BETWEEN nth AND 18TH

TRUSTEES SALE OF FOUR FRAME HOUSES ON
2 STREET BETWEEN nth AND 18th
STREETS NORTHEAST.
By virtue OF deed Of trust duly recorded In
1ber 263i folio SO ct seQ Of the land records for
the District Of Columbia and at the request OF the
party secured thereby, the undersigned trustees will
offer for sale BY public auction. in front Of the
premises, on TUESDAY, THE FIFTH DAY OF
MAY. A.D 1908, AT HALF PAST FOUR O'CLOCK
PM, the following described real estate situate in
the county Of Washington. District of Columbia to
wit: Lots numbered fifty co. ifty-one (5I fifty
two t52) and ffty-three (53l, In James b. Burns
subdivision In block numbered ten Qol In Trinidad as
per plat recorded In Book County. No. 8, at page
%, OF the records Of the surveyors office OF said
District, together with all the improvements
rights etc.
Terms: 0ne-third cash, the balance In one and
two years with interest from the day Of sale at Q
per cent 900 per annum secured by deed Of trust
on the property sold, all cash. at the option Of
the purchaser. a deposit OF SlO0 required at the
time Of sale. IL terms of sale not complied
with In fifteen days from day Of sale the trustees
reserve the right TO resell the property the risk
ana cost OF the defaulting purchaser, after five
days advertisement Of such resale In some news
paper published In Washington. ID. c. All convey
sncing, recording. etc, at purchasers cost.
HENRY IL. BERGMAN
GEORGE N. EMMERICH
TruS
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JAMES W. RADCLIFFE, AUoTToNEER.

TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE UNEIPRovED
AND STREETS NORTHEAST
By virtue Of a deed of trust duly recorded in
Liber No 2620. folio 10 ct seq, Of the land rec
ords Of the District Of Columbia. and at the re-
quest OF the party secured thereby, the under
signed trustees will offer for sale by public auc-
ton in front Of the premises on TUESDAY TIE
O'CLOCK Pm, the following described real es-
tate, situate in the city Of Washington District
of Columbia, to wit: The north sixteen 160 feet
light 20 inches front by the full depth thereof
Of original lot numbered six (6) In square numbered
eight hundred and fourteen (Sii) together with ali
the Improvements, rights, &C.
Terms: le-third cash, the balance In one and
two years. with interest from the day of sale at
liz per cent Ter snnum. secured BY deed Of trust
on the property sold, all cash. at the option Of
the purchaser. A deposit of 500 required at the
time OF sale. II terms Of sale not complied
with within fifteen days from the day Of sale the
trustees reserve the right to resell the property at
the risk and cost Of the defaulting purchaser after
1--WE days advertisement Of such resale In some
ne' spaper punished In Washington, D. O. An
c9nveyancine recording. stamps, ETC., at pur-
Oh tser's cost. HENRY 81. BERGMAN,
GEORGE II. EMMERICH,
ap20d&ds Trustees.
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THos. J. OWEN l. son, AUcTIoNEERs.
Two story, eight rooms
and bath, bay window brick
dwellingNo. l4l5 Column bia
Street N. w.
At Auction
At Auction

By virtue of authority vested in us we will sell
at public auction, in front Of the premises. on
THURSDAY, MAY SEVENTH, 1903, AT HALF
PAST FOUR O'CLOCK PM, lot 60 In square 800,
with the improvements thereon.
Terms, Very liberal, and stated at time Of sale.
deposit Of 800 required upon acceptance Of bid.
Conyeyanctng, recording, &C. at purchasers cost.
my1-d&ds THOa J. OWEN & son, Aucts.
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FOR SALE-ss FINE BUILDING LOTS OR VILLA
sites, at public auction. MONDAY. MAY
FOURTH, 1903 AT FIVE O'CLOCK Pm. Eight
minutes ride from Washington electric road,
41a-cent fare. Prices ranging from SIS to $3.50
per lot Terms IS down, balance 81 per week.
Ten per cent OF for cash. For further informa-
ton and plat write to call upon
JAM E. CLEMENTS,
ap294ts10 1406 g st. NV.
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AUCTION SALES.
MONDAY.

THos ]. OWEN & SON. AUCTs.. sls F ST NV.
Trustees Sale of Very
Valuable Prop
erty, fronting so feet ON
the north side of GStreet
N. w., with is foot
side alley and 3O-foot
alley i'm tine rear, inn
proved by two 3-story
brick office buildings,
Nos. 1921 and 1928 G
Street N. w., and two
frame buildings ON the
rear alley.
By virtue Of certain deed in trust. l. as sur.
Of the premises on MONDAY, MAY THE
81. g and s. in square sss. with the improve.
ments thereon situate In the city OF Washington,
District of Columbia.
Terms very liberal and fully stated at time Of
sale A deposit of 81 600 required upon acceptance
ers cost. Terms of sale to be complied with with
In fifteen days from day of sale the surviving
trustee reserves the right to resell the property ut
days previous advertisement Of such resale pub
lished in some newspaper in the city Of Washing.
T. A HARDING. Surviving Trustee
ap25-d&ds
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Bankruptcy
Sal0o

Under and by virtue Of my appointment as trus-
tee for Valearine Waller being Bankruptcy No.
2sS l. Lucas p. Loving. will sell at public auction,
ON MAY SIXTH. 1908, AT TEN O'CLOCK AM.
all Of the stock. consisting Of Hardware Harness,
Farming Implements, Paints, Grain, Wood and
Coal wagons. and all property OF every description
belonging to the said bankrupt. and located In and
upon premises known as Nos 1900 to 1910 18th
street southeast. The property will be offered for
sale In Its entirety, but II satisfactory offer be
made the trustee will Immediately offer the same
Tor sale In detail in parcels. and continue the
sale until all assets disposed Of In the ordinary
manner Of auction sales.
Note-This stock is very complete and well worthy
the attention Of dealers and the public.
Terms: Casi. LUCAS P. LOVING, Trustee,
dp-fots 416 9Th st. NV.
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Wilson 6 Mayors,

once, Sales and Storage Rooms, 300 g ct. NV.
sales OF Furniture and Household Effects EVERY
WEDNESDAY MORNING, Your consiguments So
ucited. Phone Main $40. mh2 S2t
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Contents of residence No. $40
North Capitol St. at public auction,
TUESDAY, MAY FIFTH, 1903, at
HALF-PAST TEN AM.

Comprising Oak and Cherry Bed Room Suites
Enamel Bedsteads. Couches Parlor Suite uphol.
stersd In silk; Cherry Combination Secretary, Oak
Sideboari, Oak Hat Rack. Extension Table Dining
Room Chairs, Refrigerator, Tables and Chairs Por.
there's. Bed Linen, Carpets. Mattings Mattresses,
Pillows. Toilet Ware. Ornaments, Pictures, Kitchen
Utensils. Stoves. etc., etc.
Terms: Cash.
my1 IS c. G. SLOAN & CO.. Auctioneers
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FUTURE DAYS.

JAMES W. RATCLIFFE, AUCTIONEER
Peremptory sale of a
large stock of Staple and
Fancy Groceries, Feed,
Cash Register, Scales, &C.,
contained i'm premises cor.
Brightwood and Whitney
avenues, also 3 Horses,
Wagons, Harness, &c., by
auction.
ON TUESDAY. THE FIFTH DAY OF MAY,
1903 AT TEN O'CLOCK AN, l will sell, by pub
lie auction. within the above premises large and
we'll assorted stock Of Staple and Fancy Groceries,
Feed, Cash Register. &c. Also Horses, Wagons
and Harness, which will be sold at TWELVE
O'CLOCK SHARP.
Terms: Cash.
ap2s d&dbs By order of F. G.. PURNER.
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THOs. J. OWEN 9 son, AUCTIoNEERs.

LEY ON NV. w !, IS, STREET NoRTHWEST re
SIXTH sTREETs. W sa sail AH FRA TRAMs
p. DWELLING ON REAR OF LOT;
z s cemSs and ~ at
public auction, in front Of the premises. son on
TUESDAY TUES THE FIFTH DAY OF MAY. 1908. At
and situate in the city Of
District of Columbia, known and distinguished as
In square numbered fourteen u9. tosether VIZ
the improvements thereon.
TIE Terms: one,third Of purchase money cash. bal:
ance in two notes, at one and two years, secured
BY deed Of trust upon said premises and bearing
or all cash at the option OF the purchaser. A de-
post Of Go equTed At time Of t sale
risk and cost Of the defaulting purchaser. All
RsfiESsens Tustss
ap2212t No 1903 ''F'' street NV.
TRU sac EsSs SALE OF BRIGK DWEILINGa, NO.
469 MISSOURI AVENUE NORTHWEST.
=, By virtue of a decree of the Supreme Court Of
M oer fce cs ea pubic aH
auction nsH IN S front Of the premises on WEpNEs
ocLocK PM. the West half Of lot G. in reser.
walton B. fronting "a feet inches on Missouri
eg Of b. feet awens to
Missouri avenue.
Terms Of sale: One third Of the purchase money
ments In one and two years from day OF sale. with
interest at per cent per annum. payable semi
annually and represented by the promissory notes
Of the purchaser, secured by deed of trust said
property, or all cash, at the option Of the pur-
chaser. deposit Of 5000 will be required at the
time Of sale. COnveyancng at the cost Of pur-
chaser Right to resell at the risk and cost Of de-
fauitfng purchaser If terms Of sale are not com
piled with within fifteen days is reserved.
JAMES A. CAHILI, Trustee,
"a, 1908 r st. NV.
HENRY W. SOHON, Trustee,
Fendalf building S44 D st. NV.
JAMES W. RATCLIFRE. 5Auctioneer. ap24-11t
JAMES W. RATCLIFFE.a AUCTIONEER.
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TRUSTEES SALE!

TRUSTEES SALE!
The undersigned, as trustees, will, on TUESDAY
MAY TWELFTH, 1908, AT THE HOUR OF TWO
O'CLOCK PM, in the town Of Rockville. Nd. in
front Of the court house. offer for sale at public
son Farm containing 1891 acres Of land situate
in Montgomery county near the District line, in
rapidly improving portion of said county, conyen-
lent to good roads, electric railroads and steam
car facilities, within few minutes Of TenleytOwn
and the city of Washington, near Chevy Chase
Glen Echo and Cabin John. 100 acres In pine so
acres of large cedars and balance in large white
oak giant hickories and walnut trees. The land
is watered by two streams flowing from two large
springs
Terms of sale: One third cash, balance in one
and two years. Conveyancing at the cost Of pur-
chaser. For plat and particulars address trustees
WILLIAM VEIRS BOUIO,
FRANK HIGGINS,
ap1S-tu&s-ts Trustees, Rockville Md.
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TRUSTEES SALE OF PART OF LOT 81 SECTION
=. BARRY FARM. FRONTING IA Is FEET ON
DOUGLAS AVENUE IMPROVED BY A
DWELLING HOUSE.
By virtue OF deed in trust, with power Of SALE
recorded on the 23d day OF April, 1908 in the land
records of the District Of Columbia. and the
quest OF the benefcaries thereof. We will sell at
public auction, in front Of the premises on FRI
DAY The EIGHTH DAY OF May 1903, AT
HAF-PAST FIVE PM. part Of lot 81. section 8,
barry Farm, beginning for the at the north
west corner OF said lot and running thence easery
with the south line OF Douglas avenue "a 25 feet
10 the northeast corner of said lot thence running
southerly by the east line Of the lot 37257 feet:
thence due west "a 80 feet thence northery 34S 81
feet to the place of beginning.
Terms: One-third cash, balance In one and two
years. with interest. evidenced by Of pur-
chaser, secured by trust property sold or all
cash at purchasers option. deposit of 500 re-
CURED at time Of sale. which will be refunded II
title is not good. and which will be forfeited If
terms of sale not complied with In Is days
Conveyancing. recording, etc. at purchasers cost
Taxes paid to day of sale
JOHN II. ADRIAANS, Trustee
494 La NV
LORENZO A. BAILEY. Trustee,
apZId&ds -624 st. NV.
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e Horses, Wagons, Buggy,
Milch Cow, Harness, etc,
aft auction.

On WEDNESDAY. MAY SIXTH. AT ONE
O'CLOCK PM. will be sold. at Stubener Road
House, Bladensburg road 10 Good Horses 8 of
them speedy; 1 Mich Cow. 2 Wagons Buggies.
Harness. etc. About 10, 900 New Brick. my2-3ts- II
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Three-story and cellar,
s rooms and bath brick
dwelling, No. 434 | street
NV, to be sold at public
auction to close am estate.

By virtue of authority vested in the undersigned
We will sell at public auction, In front Of the prem
FIVE O'CLOCK PM, part Of lot nine In square
south Of square No. SIC, with the improvements as
above.
Terms: Liberal, and stated at time of sale.
deposit Of hundred dollars required at time Of
sale Recording, convey ancing, etc. at cost Of pur
chaser.
my2-d&ds THOS J. OWEN & son, Aucts
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ROWN TOLSON, AUCTS, 1409-lI n. y. AVE.
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ap24- d&dbs
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JAMES W. RATCLITFE, aAUCTIONEER.
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c. G. SLOAN & CO.. AUCTIONEERS 1907 q ST.
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THOS. J. OWEN & son. AUCTTONEERS.
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THos. ]. OWEN & SON. AUCTIoNEERs.

ap30-6t
Idaho Springs siftings., 1903-02-14
A Request.

Mistress-Didn't you hear me ring
before?
Maid-I kind of thought l did,
ma am; but wasn't sure
Mistress-Well. next time, please
give me the benefit of the doubt
Puck
Idaho Springs siftings., 1903-02-14
Not an oranne Country.

The new teacher asked of the class
the following question:
John had oranges. James gave
him IL and he gave Peter Z. How
many did he have left?"
Before this problem the class re-
coiled.
Please, sir," said a young lad, Eve
always does our sums in apples"
Idaho Springs siftings., 1903-02-14
As Well as He Could.

"Do you think l covered the
ground?" asked the lawyer when he
had concluded his presentation of the
case.
We'll" said his client, Il think you
covered as much of it as your size
would permit"
Idaho Springs siftings., 1903-02-14
.<DG7=a4ndas1JD@ 80 JD@INE[Fl[I. !
Caught.

Mr.. Reuben Eck-Doing some shop
ping for your mother to-day, weren't
you?
Miss Grownsere (unwarfly)-No. l
was quite selfish to-day. All did was
for myself Why?
Mr.. Reuben Eck-I saw you going
into that false hair emporium"
Idaho Springs siftings., 1903-02-14
A Hardship of Modern War.

She-The strain on the soldier in
modern warfare must be very great.
He-It is. Sometimes the pho
tographer isn't ready, and you have
to wait hours, and then the pictures
may prove failures.-Judge.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1903-02-14
RefIex Thouaht by Johnny.

Mother-Why, Johnny. aren't you
ashamed of yourself, striking your
little brother?
Johnny-Tm doing it for his own
good, ma, and it hurts me more than
it does him.-January Woman's Home
Companion
Idaho Springs siftings., 1903-02-14
comparIsons Are odious.

Perkins Jr.--Why don't ye bay tlat
horse of Seth's, pop? He's got fine
pedigree.
Perkins Sr.-Pedigrsel The quss-
tion Is, is he wuth ansthing? Why,
boy, them sassiety fcIls what cones
here in the summer has pedigrees.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1903-02-14
An Exception.

you know" said the woman suf,
fragist they say, the hand that
rocks the cradle is the hand that
rules the world"
"Ridiculous!" cried Henpeck. I'm
sure my hand doesn't rule the world"
Idaho Springs siftings., 1903-02-14
She Was Doinq 1t.

Here, what are you doing there?'
demanded the suburbanite's dog to
the old hen in the coal bin.
Why replied the hen. 81 heard
master say last night that this is the
proper time to lay in osl."-Phila-
delphia Press.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1903-02-14
Gone, But Not Forgotten.

Manager--Where's the living skele.
ton? It's his turn to go on.
The General Utility Boy-Please, E,
sir, he slipped while he was awashing
his hands, an went down tn waste
pipe