The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1903-10-23
CorYRioHr. 1908

the north D" " ~ see and what will result? A report
81 have the honor "of reporting that the eth vic
tory roasted on my cold day Old settlers in that part
the country they cold before All the way up
was hardship shed three and cook but am
quite happy. will tell OF experiences; On the I'd INST
hourhng of Spznboom In Spzenboom the
days nights six months long Are your honorable minds in
condition they readily grasp my meaning Ponder it,
say. A day and night each six months long. man Spleen
has get up times the night wind the clock and
three weeks between uup and breakfast There difference OF
standard time and time that tell
you the three o'clock and do not
have understood between YOU which going by he may
hang around there that until time the following spring
before show
Sunday they go the first of March, take up
the collection 9Th April and the preacher haus off and
the pulpit from then till the Fourth of July You wind
your watch by standard time by
buys Spizenboom whether she lays by
time standard hen that lays by standard time produces dozen
eggs day. while if she lays by time she puts egg the
early June the manger caces about
till the latter OF September his allotted time
live years DID, standard time may potter and
lose all his hair and last die of ne denenta the ripe old of
&c, time
From Spzenboom the journey dog. The
dog a white his tail Gordan
knot just person propelled by long
whip When the who pilots him desires him fhe
left instance he hits him belt the left side that nearly knocks
him off his feet Then the agacou little animal that drec
Northward nohward, journeyed Day after day
silently bounded the everlasting ice The silence oppressive
Occasionally driver would his full height and whack his
dog then again.
we arrived at the north pole.
no doubt YOU expect hear wild
camper the ice with the pole putting tail legs
and lodging in order avoid capture Such how
the There scue
describe how the pole looks
eyes and yet didn't anything picture you my
honored M the emotions that swept through my
there with undersr and icces musace and befd
the first time life the north pole which couldn't
before Fortunes had been wrecked lives
and science Inundated vet there
before and with eyes behoding
mysterious glory but didn't
Perhaps honored sis YOU hear you may think
that UlC haC1y
nothing but scientific facts AS stood say horse blanket
tied around my and gazed the pole thought me of how
explorer after another had ourneyed nohwad subng on
everything from shoe polish baed hay suffering untold horrors
and order that he might gaze moment
upon this north pole which before AS
stood there with bed-tk dashed and NV nose
frozen stiff that afraid would touch
it and would drop off said myself at last been vim
dicated the north pole but not so that
you notice it,
And then, staggering with the frost in nv feet
was assisted to Sled where hit dog belt port
and in another moment was my way back.
The trip home without special incident
after the provisions had who acted as
first skipper to dog named Zero into fight Sweie over
aow candle and cake of soap that wanted for breakfast In
ana e crops seemed 10 be IN bad shape have the honor subscribe
myself Yours With Itching Heel ROBERT + PFARYp
And that is all there will be Just report Still hope
will hope day Peary will come back from
the NORTH and he diligently one foot and then the
other against the door amb umpany proclaim glad tding of
his discovery. Il