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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
The Age Of Woman

1t is not only strange, but highly
amusing, to note how deeply interested
the people in general, and men 10 partic-
ular, become concerning the age of
woman. AT this time it Is the age of
Ann that awakens their curiosity Mary
is "a ysars old. Mary Is twice as old as
Ann was when Mary was as old as Ann
is now. How old is Amt
The puzzle has come, been seen, and
has conquered the Harvard university.
1t is mightier to tackle than football. It
has caught New England in its COM
Polling grasp Out of the figuring that
IL has evoked in the east the slate and
pencil factories are expecting boom to
Danish all thoughts of winter of dis
content
In its simplicity is the alluring
strength of this problem. The state
ment of terms involves perfect frank
ness, and no useless multiplication of
words Mary is "a years old, and so
forth Adorable Mary. But behold at
the finish the leading question, How
old is Amir"
A number of readers have endeavored
70 throw light on the age Of Ann 1t
has be / variously shown that Ann is
I2, Is, 1d and Is, while some are of the
opinion that she Is, after all, the same
age as Mary. AS Ann refuses 10 come
to the rescue of a curious public, can
Won telly
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28

La Crosses celebrated specialist in rectal
and intestinal diseases, who treats patients
personally,
state without reservation that have stud
led and thoroughly understand every method
OF treatment OF these diseases which medical
science has discovered
cure permanently and absolutely Fistula
Hemorrhoids tPilesl, Itching Piles. Fissures,
Chronic Constipation. Chronic Diarrhoea,
Proctitis and all other Rectal and Intestinal
Diseases without pain or the knife.
My office is equipped with every modern
appliance for the treatmentof Rectal and In
testinal diseases. Many of them are my own
invention and used onl" y me.
have departing or women with a
woman attendant.
eases. IL burrows and grows from week to
week, eating away tissue and wearing away
life. Ftstulas are breeding places for the
other fatal diseases. The ablest general
practitioner almost IL variabiy falls TO cure
f1siuia, or even TO locate its source Or chan
NEIL Its treatment requires the attention OF
a skilled specialists, one who has devoted
eases.
Fifteen years OF my life have been devoted
exclusively to the study and treatment OF
Rectal and Intestinal Diseases, Fistula, H9m-
orrhoids Piles, Chronic Constellation,
ing Piles, Dyspepsia and the numerous other
diseases of the Rectnm and Intestines,
Il have In my ofiice hundreds OF letters
from patients testifying TO my ability to cure
Rectal and Intestinal Diseases, | under no
circumstances. however, publish any LETT
ter without permission from the writer
OF pat ents cured by me nv best testimonials
are the hundreds Of grateful patients have
cured; make 40 charge for consultation and
and can't get wei, come and see mC, i will
cure you to stay cured or no pay. IL you
Ia Crosse. Wis. To- nv free book. Rectal
seases, Their Osrse ard Cure" Perman-
taddress, Mch4ilfn p Aiding, La Crosse
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
a Womnn.s ComrlexIon

1t is rank foolishness to attempt to
remove sallowness or greasiness Of the
skin by the use of cosmetics, or local
treatment, as advocated by the beauty
doctors The only safe and sure way
that a woman can improve her complex
ion is by purifying and enriching the
blood, which can, only be accomplished
by keeping the liver healthy and active;
The liver is the seat of disease and blood
pollution. Green's August Flower acts
directly on the liver, cleanses and en-
riches the blood, purffies the complexion.
1t also cures constipation. biliousness,
nervousness, and induces refreshing
sleep. A single bottle of August Flower
has been known 20 cure the most pro-
nounced and distressing cases of dys-
pepsia and indigestion. New trial size
bottle, 25 cents; regular size, 75c. At
all druggists.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28

The happiest couple in the world
should be leaf husband and blind
wife. both tatying Rocky Mountain Tea.
Keers SAGE in the family. s. cents. i.
J. johnson.
Its at Lindemann's clothing depl {
ment that you viii find those II. 5. & Nj.
suits that give the right appearances,
Gnsrsnts ed to give the best of satisfac-
ton or money refunded
Fifty bargain ~uits high grade
suits at low grade pric :, all bearing
green tickets. Sale price n plain fig
ures Size nlsinly -, 36 and 81. These
are -ar,. barg1'us
THE BLuE FRONT STORE
Why d9a'e wa try n. only medi-
cine. II " Brksa's Cough, Catsrrh.
Consumption remSdyt Noticing like Il
At Iohuson's drug score
= Miss France s,tesilag rppressntiug
the wheelsr * vi Is, n Sec tns Machine
,-ompan, OF Chicago viii De ia Niroqus
one week beg naing Octoaer 70, At
Rrow'4s music store. for purpose Of
dem justratlng and giving 81 kinds cf
sewing machine WORT
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28

Eight years ago while in Viroqus has
the hand shake of his patients with the
words pouring from their lips, God
bless you. / congratulate you on your
return Why do you not come more
often7 | have told the people about
You. Never has there been specialist
here that remains with us as long as
you do. No complaints are made. These
words are spoken from the people Of
bushes character. No one speaks a
word but praise for DR.. Biankner. Mrs.
T. E. Smith of De Soto, has nothing but
praise of DIR. Blankner's surgical skill.
She was the victim of unskilled sur
gerry but men that did all they could
Her conclusion was, why doctor you
are a mastsr. You may have been dis
appointed honestlys 80, but you will
not be disappointed when you come 10
DIR. Blankner for his Interpretation of
disease Is phenomenal and his admins
train of remedies are Of the Thereputic
value that cure. Yon might ask - What
diseases does he curef None Only but
what are durable. Why does he cure?
Simply he by intuition knows the cause
and has the knowledge 70 remove the
cause and you set well. DR.. b. 'ner
has the reputation that all medich., he
gives makes You feel better. You digest
them, no sickness occurs, If You are be-
yond recovery he only promises relief.
but many think relief Is only possible
that can be cured viii only give you re-
ief. DR.. Blankner multiplies many fire.
side conversations, you remain in the
world for years to add comfort 10 all
who are interested In you. IL would be
impossible to describe DIR. Blankner's
ability from the fact that his patients
say why do NOT other doctors know what
you do. My dear reader, why do you
have prosperity and your neighbor moth
ing but mortgages on his farm. DIR
Blankner Is plain, practical, hard
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
DISEASES OF MEN POSITIVELY CURED.

emissions that sooner perverts your
mind, causes disconnected thoughts
melancholy, and IL fast terminates in
the end In many serious channels. If
you are afflicted along these lines come
at once, do not delay, do not be afraid
to come to DIR. Blankner rs you rlay
rest assured that all will be strictly CON
fidentisl and In the end you will look
upon DR.. Blankner as your benefactor
ant savior. Il is urged upon you not
10 loose this opportunity. II you have
advanced 30 far that you have lost con.
troll Of your mind, think one way one
minute and then the next change it
again, your only salvation Is to come
come, come, and just say 10 yourself l
am going, going, going and keep this
word In your mind until you consult
DR., Blsnkner. at Fortney Hotel.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28

Pick up your Chicago American on
Sunday or any other day and page
after page Is flied with advertisements
purporting TO cure diseases of men only
and it Ia not exaggerating to say that
hundreds are separated from their
money without the least benefit what
ever but when your money Is gone you
are wiser but a sadder man. Dr.
Blankner has for years treated all dis
eases effecting the sexual organs OF both
men and women but never has he treated
q man by mail. He must see ell OF bis
patientg, talk with them. examine them
carefully. secure full history OF each
case and then he is enabled 10 treat you
successfully and intellectually for all
such diseases as vsricocele which Is at
tended with 30 many horrors. Hydro
cele, loss OF manhood that so often leads
up 20 insanity and suicide. nightly
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
Fred BIankner MIDI. !, S.

common sensible man equipped by ma
ture as well as education to treat his
fellowmen. Honest beyond the ordi-
nary degree of sincerity, successful 10
the surprise OF not only his patients, but
TO the profession, for instance Emilio
johnson. the son of Jacob johnson, the
we'll known butcher in Viroqua, brought
his son, who had tape worm, TO DR..
Blankner. In two hours 1t was removed,
head and all, alive, much to the JOY Of
son and father. The boy went home,
partook of good dinner and spread the
news all over the city. Several at
tempts were made previously but with
no results. Why d. Dr. Blankner do
this work and the only explanation thai
can be given is that he knows how.
Are you sick2 IL youa stomach bad
Have You bad diseased lungs. Have
Won trouble with your ears, eyes. throat |?
Have you consJ pationf Have you
rheumatism, such as Mr.. Mills daugh-
ter, who Is fast getting well Have you
pilesf Have you nervous trouble or are
you afflicted with diseases peculiar
either to man or woman, IL 80 consult
DIR. Blankner at Fortney Hotel, who
will remain for one week longer. This
makes four weeks that he has been here
and will have to remain one week lon
ger, until November Sth as many who
want TO zee him. Come how while you
have the opportunity TO consult the
specialist scholar gentleman and mas
ter. He cures He does not give guar
antees. He is honest. When you come
You make no mistake. Do not allow
prejudice to deceive you. Take advan-
tage of this favorable opportunity,
What all the people say must be true,
so consult DIR. Blankner, Hotel Fortney
until November :. Remember he will
locate your troubles without asking a
question. Read al the following
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
Copper Discovered.

G. J. Egeness called on us Monday
and left in this Office a three-pound
chunk of copper ore. The ore was found
ON the John skogen farm in the town OF
Coon Samples of the ore were shipped
recently to Colorado and examined by
experts. The assay proved that the ore
contained 27t per cent copper, with
about 81 gold to the ton. It will net
pay to mine it for the gold, ont 1t is
claimed that if the ore can be found in
sufficient quantities money will be put
into the project. An uncle Of 9. J. Eye
ness, s. q. Egeness, has leased the Sko-
gen farm and men are now digging for
ore.--W estby Times.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28

form into the blood that no germ could
live in any membrane or tissue.
Iiquozone does that Oxygen IS
Natures greatest tonic-the very source
of vitality. Its effects are extilara7 lg-
purifying, vitalizing. Nothing els in the
world is so good for you. But germs are
vegetables; and this excess of oxygen
the very life of an animals deadly to
vegetable matter.
We spend IL days in making each
bottle of Liquozone; but the result is
liquid oxygen-a product which will cure
diseases which no medical skill can cure
without it. 1t is now employed in every
great hospital, and Endorsed by every
medical authority, the world over.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
ATTACHMENT NOTICE

CTATR OF wGsCONsIN-V ooUN.
- ty. Town OF Bergen, IS. IN Justice Court.
To n. u. PouND:--You are hereby notified
that warrant Of attachment has been issued
against you and your property attached to
satisfy the demand OF John Johnson amount
ing 10 s4B20, Now unless you shall appear
before Olaf Stoke, Justice OF the Ieace in
and for said county, NJ his Office tn said town
on the 18th day OF November A ID. 1908, at
o'clock Ia the afternoon, Judgment will be
rendered against you and your property sold
TO pay the debt.
john 'oHNsoN, Plaintiff
Dated this END day OF November A. d. 1903.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
ATTACHMENT NoTICE.
CTATE OF WISCONSIN VERNON CO.

CTATE OF VERNON C0UN.
- ". Town OF Bergen, IS. In Justice Court
To n, u. PouND;--You are hereby notified
that warrant Of attachment has been issued
against you and your property attached Il
satisfy the demand OF Anton Schiller amount
Ing TO Sass. Now unless you shall appear be,
fore Olaf Stoke, a Justice OF the peace In an
for said county. at his { iiice in said town, on
the i4th day OF November A. d. 1908, st Z
o'clock ia the afternoon. judgment viii ne
rendered against you aud your property sold
To pay the debt
ANTON SCHULER, Plaintiff.
Dap d this s2ad day Of October, A. u. 1903
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
Kills Inside Germs.

Liquozonc alone kills germs in the body
without killing the tissues too. 1t is SO
certain that we publish on every bottle
an offer Of s., 600 for a disease germ that it
cannot kill. Liquozone destroys at once
and forever the cause of any germ disease.
And there is no other way to do it.
Any drug that kills germs is a poison TO
you, audit cannot be taken internally.
Liquozone alone can attack a trouble
that is caused by inside germs; and it
cures diseases which medicine never
cured,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
JEFFERSON.

sPRINGvmLE,- Oct. 27.--school is closed for
a weeks rest IL will be divided into two de-
pertments for winter. Elder Potter preach
ed at Newton on the IS. Mrs. Potter accom-
panied him.. Regular preaching at NJ. E.
church 81 IL O'Clock next Sunday. Come in
time for sunday school Remember the Ep-
worth League meeting at $3.50 p. m. Nov. s..
The new bridge near Be ,ffler's store adds to
the appearance of our bury Mr.. Potter has
spent some time erecting masonry for Mr.
Favor and Is now building chimney for Mrs.
w. Z. Brown. John Stephen has been In
capacitated for manual tabo- part OF the
time, but now performs the uuties OF a car
penter. -. Reuben Fairs thresher IL helping
some Of our farmer friends. MIR. and Mrs
Lee Groves lately visited La Crosse. Mrs
VIII Mills of La Crosse, Is with relatives here
=. Miss Mary Moosholder of Sparta, spent
fortnight In this vicinity Mrs, Andrew
Larson and Miss Ramstead of West Coon
Prairie, were at Kendsll's Sunday John
Kendall Is at Ontario building barn for d.
o. Mahoney.. David Mcdonald and family
took their departure for Missouri on the 10Th
Inst Thos BnchansnI occupies the house
lately bought by Mr.. Mcdonald Mrs, Geo.
Heron and Tom Dahl have been afflicted
with severe cold on the lungs. Mrs. Wyman
OF Nir0qua, had business In town a few days
since. ROSE GERANIUM.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28

DIR. Blankne- is a graduate OF both
professions, medical and dental and
while he performs no other operations
pertaining TO dentistry other than ex.
tracing teeth without pain. yet in the
matter of dental surgery he is the &C
knowledged expert Of America. He ex-
tracts thirty-two teeth just as easily as
he does one without the use OF chloro-
form, gas, ether or any othe- danger
GUS drugs. II makes no difference how
hard your teeth are 10 extract, how
badly you dread il, old roots and alb
sessed teeth removed under the influence
of a smile and your first likely expires
sion will be God bless the doctor
You have no bad results. your gums are
not hutcbered and lacersted but au you
can see IL Just the hole where the tooth
was removed. You sit in an e.tinsry
chair and as the work progresses You
begin 10 tell the doctor abous your
neighbors that have bad teeth and say
''oh how | wish mamma could have had
her teeth out this way. Why don
Other dentists do the same thing. The
last time / hsd tooth extracted Is
nearly killed me. All of these did not
hurt one-tenth as bad as the one that
had extracted by the dentist that did
not know how. Friends do not allow
the bad teeth TO remain in your mouth
they are dangerous, not only do they
generate a bad breath but likewise dis
organize your stomach. impairs diges-
tion and II you are sick you can take all
Remember conSulta ton is free
November 8. Office houl
2 TO 5 p. m. I
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28

This company, after testing Liquozone
Tor two years in he most difficult germ
diseases, paid froo,ooo for the United
States rights. That is by far the highest
price ever paid for similar rights on any
scientific discovery.
We publish Z rs fact to show you the
value OF Liqnc one. The most worthless
product may have great claims made
about it; but men don't pay price like
that save for discovery Of remarkable
worth TO humanity.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
ATTACHMENT NOTICE

GTATE Of wIsCoNSiN--vERNoN COUN-
- ~, Town Of Bergen, IS. Injustice Court.
Ton n. PouNp:-You are hereby notified
that n warrant of attachment has beer issued
against you and your property attached TO
satisfy The demand OF Andrew Colleen,
amounting 20 SSl. IS Now unless you shall an
pear before Olaf Stoke, a justice Of the peace
In aud for said county. At his Office In said
town, on the 18th day OF November. A. u. 1905,
at O'Clock In the afternoon, Judgment will
be rendered against you and your property
sold 90 pay the debt,
ANDREW COLLEEN, Plaintiff
Dated this 22nd day of october, A. u. Ices
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28

-Severson 81 Co. are selling out their
present stock of shoes at special dis
count.
Fur and fur lined coats at the Blue
Front store. Gordon and Ferguson and
Worthing and Alger makes. This is a
guarantee of the very best makes in the
country. See these coats and If you
are not convinced we offer the best in
value and quality we do not want you
TO purchase.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
ATTACHMENT NOTICE.

CTATE OF WISCONSIN. VERNON COUN-
- ~, Town OF Bergen, ssh Justice Court.
To n. d. PoUNb; You are hereby notified
that warrant OF attachment has been issued
against you and your property attached to
satisfy the demand OF Louis Gautsch amount
ing 10 Slao; now unless you shall appear te-
fore Olaf Stoke. justice OF the peace In AID
for said county, at his office IN said town, on
the lTtn day OF November, A. D., 1893 st 2
O'Clock In the afternoon. judgement will be
rendered against you and your prope rty sold
to pay the debt. LOCfa taAuTSCUt Plaintiff.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
ATTACHMENT MOI ICE

STATE Og WISCONSIN, NERNJN COCN-
- ". Town % Rerrep. - In Justice Court.
To n II fpUNps You sFe iiereby notified
that warrant Of &C tac hnseat b IS baea issued
against you and car properly attached e
satisfy the iemsnO ~ GustAVe Sandhere
amounting 10 SS&& Nos unless you Sitsii
appesr hetOrC OtAf St,ss Sc. a lI-tjsc NJ the
peace ia and Tor said cruuty, Nt bis office ia
said towa on the i+th dRN % November A. u
isNsS. az O'ciOct in the afternoon. Judgment
viii be rendered sgainSt ynu and your Prop
cry sold TO pay the debt.
GUsrANE SkNpRSgC, Plaintiff.
Dated this s2nd day az October, A. 10. lR12
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
STOMACH, LIVER, KIDNEYS INTESTINES
BLADDER, AND GENITO URINARY PASSAGES

here Ia just where DIR. Blankner excels,
because he has that gift for gift 1t is
from kind nature that enables him to
comprehend all Of these conditions, and
correct same with positiveness that
seems TO the afflicted astonishing but TO
himself "a simple IS a, b, c, If your
case Is one that requires surgical inter
ference OF major nature he will ad-
wise You and direct You to the highest
skilled surgeons OF the Unitee States
no more need be said to the wise along
this line but lets pass on to diseases
pacnliAr 70
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
HAMBURG.

CHAsEBURG, Oct. 27.-Mr. Lind and wife
returning the next.,.-Mr. Mcclellan transact
ed business here on Wednesday last. II
Natwiek INT 10 Viroqua on business. :. Mr..
and Mrs b. Rannetsberger did shopping in
La Crosse. =. DIR Wells has mo sed his office
a short distance from his residence and is
otherwise improving the premises Mr..
Tulleckson or La Crosse, was business caller
here. Saturday. The weather conditions
we're very favorable for the auction held at
K. d. Hoyt's the Gath inst. Mrs. Natwick
enjoyed visit from her sister and husband
of La Crosse. They returned home today. .
@. +. Ward was seen IN the burg on Thursday
last....W. II. Brown drove to his farm Satur-
day, retu rning Sunday. Miss Grace Powell,
who has been staying with Mrs. K. Il. Hoyt
the past six weeks. went home Sunday for a
short vacation Mr.. StanecK's sale, yester-
day was Dot very well attended, owing to a
number II threshing machines being In the
vicinity. FALLING LEAVES.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
THE WORLD STANDS AGAINST ME.

The virdict of ali who are sick
so proclaim, from the spirit OF
dependency Multitudes are
sick. Few are cured. All
afflicted are searching for the
guiding stars Of health. The
wise doctor is a jewel to physical
comfort where the doctor who
sacks his livelihood by CONNER
ciaiism Of the afflicted dots his
failures with deception to his
patients.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
ATTACHMENT NOTICE

CTATE OF WtsCONSlN-NEkNO COUN-
~ ty. Town OF Bergen, IS. In Justice Court
To y. ID. POuNn.-YOu are hereby notified
that q warrant Of attachment has been issued
SAinst you and your property attached tc
satisfy the demand Of Frank Caster. amount
ing TO $40 Now 'tHleSs sou shalt appear be-
fore Olaf Stoke a Justice 81 the peace In and
for said equity, ~ bis Office ia said town. on
the 18th day OF November, A q. 1908, at .
o'clock IA the afternoon. Judgment VIII be
rendered against yCu ana our roperty sold
20 pay the dcha.
FRANZ GusrEN, FialutitT
Dated ths 2sod day u October. 4. h. 1853
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28

the medicine in we'll regulated drug
store prescribed uy q competent physi-
clan and you will never get we'll Neu-
ralgiA is common complication of bad
teeth. Necrosis of the jaw bone Is very
common rs your jaw will rot Just the
same as your teeth do Cancer otter
appears on the scene. rotten teeth in
children frequently causes consumption
produces tubercular glands of the neck,
predisposes one to q sore throat. Injuries
the eyes No scientific occulist will
treat your eyes If you have bad teeth
for they will tell you. unless you have
your bad teeth out they can't cure You
Women in delicate condition IL they
have bad teeth will guarantee Mt this
period they will be sure to ache. You
need not suffer as DR. Blankner has re-
lieved hundreds of women in this coa-
dition without q single had result. Just
come and you will find that your teeth
will be extracted easier than you can
est turkey on Thanksgiving day You
will ind DE-. Blankner TO adjust him
self 10 your disposition He will not
hurry you 81 will not be cross He
does not set ont Of patience He will
work just ss yon suggest The doctor
hae his wife with him who assists him
In all operations. DCn't miss this OPP
portunity IT You live 40 miles away
10 will pay you 10 come aud you can ask
any business man in Virosgus rs 10 Dr.
Blsnkner's skill both IS physician aud
= dentist
Fortney Hotel until Sunday,
S 9 a. IN. to u m. and from
DOM No. 10.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-10-28
We Paid 100000
For Liquozone-Yet We Give You soc. Bottle Free.

Dandzuf-Dropsy stomach Troubles
Dyspepsia Throat Troubles
Eczema ryspelas Tuberculosis g
Fevers-- Gall Stones Tumor8-Jlcers
GOtr6-Gout Varicocole
GonoTrhea-Gieet Women'a Diseases
All diseases that begin with fever-aii tniiam.
mation--all ci'tarrh-ah contagious diseases-aii
the results OF impure or poisoned blood.
m nervous debility Mquozone acts as vital
izer, accomplishing what no drugs can DO.