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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-06-28

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
FOR SALES feet, Lawrence and Six
o. l. Drake. room 21o, Winnie building.
2-sun-tf
FOR SALE-Large and small ranchea,
farms, acre property. stock OF goods.
o. l. Drake, 20 Whine building.
Hsun-tf
FOR SALEThree fine building sites.
south Of Douglas; one ~ feet, east front.
just south OF Lincoln, on Water. 500;
one 30 feet, on Emporia, vast front.
located just south OF Gilbert, with extra
fine maple shade and sidewalk, 500. one
IS feet, east front. located just south
of Morris, on Emporia, with shade and
cement walk, $3.50. j. W. Ciendenin *
FOR sALE-A bargain, 30 D., go feet. 10
/ room, modern house. l4Si Fairview
owner at liz Mathewson avenue l26-tt
FOR SALE-Four lots. fenced. set to
blue grass, and all in young orchard Of
budded fruit. J. d. Easel * Son, rs n.
Chautauqua avenue, or at Wichita Bus
mess College, 114-u6 N Market street
35-1t
FOR SALE-Land in the promised land.
The best land for the money IN KAN
sas- One crop pays for il. Wheat land.
50 per acre. where the crop this year
runs to % bushels per acre. SEND for
list and further information. E. L.
Spencer. 10 S. Market St S2-4t
FOR SALE-Cheap land. Do not pay SIS
per acre for wheat land, when you can
buy as good for 50. Write for my list.
e l. Spencer. 35-1t
FOR SALE-240 acres, 100 in cultivation.
$50 in grass, good improvements. Ed
Braden, Derby, Kan. 35-6tx
FOR sALE-lse acres. all valley land.
with me improvements. This farm Is
10 acres, adjoining city, s acres or
chard, Is acres timber. al kinds Of fruit,
house. barn, granaries. good land. SO
70 acres, close in, all garden land, at
100 acres OF well improved land, u miles
OF city $500.
100 acres Of well improved bottom. extra
good, miles OF city 500.
79 acres OF well improved bottom, extra
good, miles of city. $50 per acre.
Fine wheat land, in Pratt, Kingnan
and Pavnee couaties corn and blue
Frsss farms II eastern Kansas; farms.
all sizes Improved and vacant property
In all parts of the city. Come and see
aa.etf JOHN Ff Il! 4 Main.
FOR SALE
Two lots. on Water street, Tilford's
addition Sl0o each.
Two lots on Wichita street Fitzgerald
Second addition, SIS each.
Two lots on Water street English's
Sixth addition, $50 each.
Two lots on Waco avenue. FftZgerald's
Second addition, SIS each.
Two lots on Market street, Lees addi-
ton, $500 each.
Two lots on Main street, Less addition,
$3.50 each.
Two lots on Water street, Lees addi-
ton, $3.50 each.
5e-foot lots on Pattie avsnue north of
Kellogg, $3.50 each
Two lots on Washington avenue. sos
II you wish to buy call and see US
II. g. LEE, Agent, 2Oi N. Main Street
35-1tx
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FOR SALE-96o-acre alfalfa and wheat
ranch. on Pawnee river, in Finney
county. Kan
Elegant house of rooms. with bath
room and cellar. good big barn and
ranch buildings. Half mile from Ra-
wanna VIII take part in Wichita prop
erty- Address Bob 9s, Ravanna, Kan,
or call at 1877 s. Lawrence. 34-2tx
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FOR SALE-Fffty feet. east front. 4-rocm
mousse, located IN third block on Lulu.
One acre. located. on Gilbert. and west
$50.
-Four lots, east front. in 18th block on
fremont $3.50
Six. lots. in 18th block. on South En-
poria, $500
8 feet, east front, north of Harry. on
Ernporia, s225.
% feet. east front, with shade. and ce-
ment walk. in 18th block, on South Law
renee, 800
% feet, S-room. modern house. cellar.
good barn. fine shade and walks, located
on University. $3.50.
30 feet e-room house located in Sth
block, on South E1nporia. 81. go.
tour-room house and barn. nice shade,
= feet. close in. on E,nporia, $3.50.
tour-room house. "a feet. located in
third block on North Topeka. 81 30.
80 feet. S-room house and barn in Sd
50 feet, corner and east front close in.
south of Douglas. 3 houses-one 5-rom
house, one 5-room house with bath; one
4-rOom house. This property rents for
so per month. Price. $500
Five acres, in cultivation. located near
Douglas. on Hillside, s1,30J
20 feet. east front, close in. on st. Fran
els, 6-room house. barn. s. $50.
90 feet. west front. in 18th block. on
South Topeka, 5-room house, 81. 19o.
90 feet, east front, fine shade, cement
walk, with large 2-story. Groom house
large barn; located on Emporia, north OF
Lincoln, 5000.
80 feet, east front. Groom house. good
barn, located close in, on Cleveland
avenue, 81 40.
J. w. CLENDENIN & CO..
5-1t 1o7 South Topeka Ave.
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

rOR SALE-53 lots in Herssys addition.
Jersey Second addition, and Union
ADDITION. between Sixteenth and Twenty
nrst streets. from Fairview to Emporia-
Ihis property is owned by 8 non-resi-
cent We viii put this on sale on Mon
Gay morning. The owner has ordered
Us 30 sell these lots and we must do so.
Prices from $50 10 $50. H G. Lee. sol
n. Main. S-ftx
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81 zzd srhocl f-rL5Fe q cEssr. 80 Gcse
street z-d save cs-1rl ls.s9l.
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-06-28

FOR sAEE-lrz Z T7er3uf ccttzSs q
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-06-28

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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20

SUGAR, BEST GRADUATED, 10 LBS
81. r--... -.
Apples. fancy Baldwirs. per pix, 25c. :
Oranges. sweet navels, per doz 14c.
Oranges, large navels. per d,z, 22c. a.
lemons. thin skinned, per doz, 15c.
Pie plant. per lb, &c. ...r.. -.
Dates, per ID, sc. -
S'ocoanuts, large, each 4c.
sUTTER, VALLEY CREAMERY. BEST
MADE, HALF GAL. JARS; $t.32
Butter, sweet cooking, per ID, 1sc. -
Butterine. per. h., lac. -. '>-
Cheese. best brick, per ID. 1ic.3 -
81 Swiss cheese, domestic, per, h. 15c.
Eggs, strictly fresh per doz. 1S1sc.
Lard. country rendered, per ID, 101sc. a.
Olives, large Spanish, per at, 25c.
CORN, FIRST QUALITY HUDSON
RIVER, PER CAN, Toe. -
Sweet corn, per can. Sc. ~ .... .- .
Tomatoes, extra Standards, per can, &c.
Telephone peas. per can, sc.
Sifted peas, best quality. per can. 15c
Asparagus tips. Hickmots per can, 19c.
Strawberry beets, Bib cans. lac. 81
Spinach. 1 peck to the can, lac.
Golden pumpkin. 5-lb cans. SC.
Gooseberries. 2-lb cars, &c.
Peaches, California, peeled. per can, 14c.
Bartlett pears in syrup. per can, 1oc.
Pie plant, 1 gal. cans. 21c. .l,.
Pealed peaches, gal can, 35c.
PEACHES, BRIGHT EVAPoRATED,
PER LIB, Sc.
Apricots. new, bright. per b. &c.
Prunes, large California; per ID, 61sc.
Mixed nuts, per lb, 10c. r.
Shelled pecans, per ID. i5c.
Shellede almonds. per lb. SIC.
Shelled walnuts, per Id. 35c.
Crystallized ginger, per h.: 35c.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20

piano numbers by Bertha Richners Mary
Enge Ella Thompson, Harriet Lowry,
Selma Johnson and Lyle Park er.
A group of advanced pupils Of Mrs. Will
liam IT, Marsh gave a musicale Wednes-
numbers were given by Misses Crosby,
Halgren, Kerr, Jennings, Quinn, Lash
brook, Bookwater, Banford and Olsen.
Miss Mabel Haney assisted with a vocal
number !, Those present We're the older
pupils Of Mrs. Marsh
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20
Lost
The Use Of Arm.
Heart Trouble.
Could Not Eat, Sleep
or Walk.
DR.. Miles Heart Cure
Cured Entirely.

If it hadn't been for DR.. Miles Remedies
would not be here to write this letter. Two
years ago last June lost the use of my left
arm, could not use it and. could only move it
with the help Of my right hand. Ny heart
was SO weak l could not sleep nights for
smothering spells. was out Of sorts all over
and could eat nothing. / grew so weak that
l could not walk without staggering like a
drunken man and my home doctor said he
could do nothing for me. l was in so much
pain was almost wild. ] could not take
morphine nor opium as they made me worse.
So got to thinking about DR.. Miles Heart
Cure and Nervine and the more Thought
!; about it the more ] wanted to try them. /
wrote to the Or. Miles Medical Co for adj
vice which followed to the letter can
say today that ! am glad did as am we'll
woman now; can work and can walk two or
three miles and not mind it, / can also use
/ my arm again as well as ever. You do not
medicines Dr. Miles, New Heart Cure
and Nervinc. think DR. Miles Remedies
are the best in the world, and if should get
sick again / should take the same course.
Z The remedies also helped my daughter Vida
so wonderfully that [ should have written
you before to thank you, but | wanted to be
sure that the cure was permanent, which [
now know to be. the case.''-Mrs. Frank
LOOMS, Allen, Mich.
All druggists sell and guarantee first bot
tie DR.. Miles Remedies. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Address
! DR.. Miles Medical Co. Elkhart, Ind.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20
Teachers Club Tea.

Miss Judd and Mrs. Wendell and the
teachers of the Lincoln and Minnehaha
schools will be at home informally to the
Teachers Club in the clubrooms in the
Metropolitan building.t to morrow afternoon
from until o'clock. Miss Anna Brown,
for many years the principal Of LINCOLN
school. will also be in the receiving group.
The. following Saturday Miss. Youngs and
the teachers of the Garfield school will be
the hoSteSSes.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20


Lord Temple Perfecto Especial, regular
for 25c, each &c. per box SO. 80.
Lord Temple Camelias, 1Oc straight per
box So $3.50. .3%:,1s7 r.
Lord Temple Landros, extra regular 10c
each &c: per box 100. Sc. Z
Ha bana Imperial, fine Key West cigar
per box of SO, for Saturday only, s.. S.;
= Fla bana. imperial. fine Key West cigar,
= for csc stze, special FOR Saturday per
box so, $3.50. :"
PORT WINE, 5 YEAR dip cALiFoR.
MIA, PER GAL, Sir ss,r:,s> ~,
Chambertine. Burgundy Type, a famous
dinner wine, per ct bottle. Soc
Brandy, 5-year-old California, full quarts
75c. s =. s go u -.
Duffys Malt Extract. per bottle, sSc,
Hers Malt Whiskey, large bottles, 75c.
Sherwood. Maryland's famous rye,' full!
quarts ST. :'#.as s@
Old Grow Whiskey, full quarts soc.
A. 3. c. beer, made from best Bohemian
49,. hops per case, $3.50. ,,.z,. IA
A. B. G. Malt Extract. per doz. $1.1s.
Maraschino Cherries, large 81 bottles 72c.
MARKET. b
Fancy chickens and geese.
Legs Of lamb, per ID, 1sc.
Lamb shoulders: per lb, &c. 1850.
Lamb stew, per h.: sc. 81 ,EE:s!'. ~ Y =
Rib roast beef, per ID, 10c to,12hc.
b Veal roast, per ID, 1Oc. -.
Veal stew. per ID, 7c. 49, +"
Veal steak, per lb, 15c. y
Four lbs spare ribs and 4 at kraut CSC.
Pot roast. per Id. &c and &c.
Pork loin, per lb. 212c. ..
Round steak, per h. &c. a i,
McMillan's hams, per lb, 13c. .
Standard oysters, per ct, 33c.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20
BEFORE THE PUBLIC EYE

A recital was given last evening in
Johnson hall by the pupils Of the dramatic
department Of the Johnson school, Recita-
tons We're given by Marie Christanson,
Herpe1. Anna Heritage and Josephine
Hanson presented little play as the clos
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20
w, C., A. Annual Meetino.

The Womans Christian Association will
hold it's annual meeting next Friday af-
-ternoon at $50 o'clock in ST. Marks par
ish-house. Rev. Irving P. johnson will
make an address, the reports Of the year
will be read, and the Abt Ladies' quartet
Of st. Paul will sing. The meeting is of
interest to the general public, for the as
ISOLATION has members from nearly all of
the churches in the city. ------
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20
Il CLUB MEETINGS,

Mrs. G. n. Hunt and Miss Beatrice Longfellow
will speak tomorrow afternoon at the meeting
Of the Minneapolis union OF Primary. Sunday
School Tteachers. in the assembly hall of the
Y w. c. A. building on Seventh streer S.
The Westminster. club will meet Monday even
ing with S. B. J}urchard. 6O1 w Franklin avenue
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20
CLUBS AND CHARITIES
Club Calendar.

SAIURDA v -. = :
Teachers Club studio tea. Metropolitan
Music building, 2 until 6 o'clock.
Minnea polls Union of Primary Sunday
School Teachers Union, Y. w. c. A. build
ing 3 D. M ~ f, .,..- +. ,E-..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20

committee includes j: A. Sands, L.. Nc
Whorter. Earn Burnhan, F. r. Smith,
Ray Varco, Mrs. George Fish, Mrs. Par
son. Misses Clio Teeter, Sherwood and
Mabel Wheeler. = .~s. -.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20
Cigar Counter.

Our Saturday Sales are of interest
to all Smokers. s.,.
Saturday we will give regular 15c
Cigar Case and three five cent, Ok
Cigars, any brand in the case, ZCC
Cigar or Tobacco Jars, the 0E,
regular price, SOC Special Sat. ACC
Bismark, Cuban Babies and Burgh-
er's Daughter, all good sc Ok
Cigars, special Saturday 8 for NV
Cremo Cigars, while they last * -
special Saturday" ~ for ZOI
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20

The employees of the New England will
give a banquet Thursday evening at the
Holmes hotel for J. Hertogs, who has been
the bookkeeper in the store for sixteen
years see ~. -.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20

Miss 'Estelle Chopieska and William
Henry Harris were married Wednesday.
Mr.. Harris and his bride left for the south,
and on their return they will make their
home in Minneapolis. s .5@.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20

4 The marriage OF Miss Dorothy p. Clay
and Frank Dennis took place last evening
in Gethsen1ane church in the presence of
$50 guests. Palms were grouped about the
schancel and white carnations and roses
were on the altar. Rev. Irving r. johnson
read the service and Mr.. Wiley was at thu
organ. The bridemaids were Miss May
Dennis and DR.. Guillemena Mendel. who
wore white and carried maidenhair ferns.
The maid Of honor, Miss Helen Dennis,
was in white silk MULE over pink and her
flowers were pink carnations. The brides
gown was white silk crepe over taffeta
aud trimmed with lace. She wore a veil
and her bouquet vas Of white llyacinths.
Alvin Pratt was best man. The full vested
choir sang the wedding hymns as the
bridal party entered the church.
The service was followed by small re
ccption at he home Of DR.. and Mrs. G. f.
Dennis on Portland Avenue. White carna-
lions were USED with ferns in III! .:arlors
and the dining room was in red. Miss
Fa~cctt and Miss May Dennis presided in
the dining room. 2
. Dir. and Mrs. Dennis went a. one. to
their new home in the West Virginia fats,
where they will receive after March IS
i The Judges Of the district and supreme
courts were entertained at dinner last eve
ming by Judge c. B. Elliott at his home
on Portland avenue. Covers were laid fol
eleven and the guests were A. NJ. Harri
son, p. f. Simpson, j. F. MCGEE, c. M
Pond. G. M Start. Z. w. Collins. Jami-
son, w. A. Lancaster and w. r. Cray.
5 Mrs: j.. Hooks gave an informal lunch
con this week for Mrs. George r. Nelson
who. leaves Sunday to join her husband
in Marshfield. Wis: Covers wereNlaid fol
twelve. #s5! 81
A reunion of former residents of Aus
tin, Mimi, now living in the twin cities
will be held Tuesday evening. March To-
in "A. O. u. w. han on Seventh street
The. purpose is to affect permanent or
ganization and to have e. plea SAINT socia
evening Of which a musical program alle
supper5 will 4 be features. 81 The musica
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20

to have been given this evening in Be
thesda Baptist church has been postponed
until Wednesday evening. March II.
Tickets which have been sold will bezgood
for that date.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20

81 81, Mrs; y. Hooks gave an informal lunch
con this week for Mrs. George r. Nelson.
who. leaves Sunday to join her husband
in Marshfield Wis: Covers wereNlaid for
twelve.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-20

u Rev.-J. NJ. Cleary will give an Illustrated
lecture on the Passion play Sunday eve
ming in Ascension church, Eighteenth and
Bryant avenues n, under the auspices of
the Holy Name Society. The choir will
give musical program during the inter-
mission. 80
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-14
Promptly Corrected.

Two young fellows at Liverpool, part
ners in the tea trade, were the best Of
friends, and their intimacy extended 10
personal as well as TO business matters
One of them, supplemented fellow,
was a bachelor, and was in the habit of
reading to his partner extracts from let
tiers of an ardent and affectionate nature
from lady in the north of England, who
signed herself Susie"
The married one went to China for
twelve months and returned just in time
to attend the wedding Of his partner.
II hardly feel Ike a stranger he
said. in his sweetest tones. addressing the
bride. I'm fact. l feel as though l ought
20 be well acquainted with my partner !;
wife. since he has often done me thu
honor to read me extracts from bis dear
Susie's letters
The fnces Of the husband and the
speaker were studies as the bride drew
herself uD and said. emphatically ard dis
tinctly. Il beg vour pardoB-my ne me IS
Helen Tit Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-14
Silk from Wood PUN.

A plant erected near Sydowsaua,
Germany, is at present turning out fifty
pounds of skein silk a day, which prod
uct can be increased in quantity to 1000
pounds. The silk is soft in texture and
creamy in color. Each thread is made
up of eighteen single strands: a single
strand is hardly perceptible to the naked
eye. In strength it is but one-third that
of the real silk. When woven into pieces
the new substitute is said TO have the
appearance of real silk. How this new
article will compare with the genuine
IN the matter OF wear and price it is
impossible at present to state. The
manufacturing process IS likewise undis-
cOverable. 1t is asserted. however, that
the wood pulp from which it is made I'M
dergoes chemical process and is pressed
through very fine tubes by hydraulic
pressure, forming the single strands
which go TO make up the thread From
Advance Sheets of Consular Reports.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-14
Has He Found It2

Polk, Ark, Nov. "a remedy that
will absolutely cure Rheumatism has
been discovered by Mr.. George Hiland
of this place Mr. Hiland is satisfied
that the remedy he has used is a sure
cure, for it cured him of 4 very serious
case of Acute rheumatism when he
was so bad that he could not move.
This is what he says:
Il was troubled with what is called
Acute Rheumatism in 1900 l was in
such shape that could not move with
out help. l was treated by Il physi-
clan. who helped me some. but | was
still in great pain when my wife saw
nodd's Kidney Pills advertised as a
cure for Rheumatism. She insisted on
my trying them, and felt better after
taking the first box. l continued, and
now | am well and able to woIk all
the time. | have found Dodd's Kidney
Pills to be Just what they are claimed
to be, perfect cure for rheumatism"
Mr.. Hiland's very positive statement
seems to settle all doubt as TO wheth-
or or not Rheumatism can be cured.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-14

and a peach of a time III have explain
ing to her all I've done for the last
ten years!-Judge.
A journalist sat for many weary min
utes in the waiting room of one of our
medical celebrities. His patience at an
end, he called the servant and said: MY
man, just go in and tell your master
that if l am not admitted in FIVE minutes
| shah be well again. Exchange.
One day Ray and Ernest were playing
together, and as they occasionally quar-
relied their mother said: IF you are
naughty again, | shall separate you"
In little while Ernest called.
Mamma, please come an separate
Ray; he's naughty RAMS born.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-14
AN EQUINE ACRoSTlC.

T oday he is by maids and men
II onored and gaZed at once again.
Il ach loves his carriage proud 10 note,
II is cleaning eye, his silken coat,
O b, he is Wanted to the skies
X aised there no doubt to his SuFpr Sc,
S ince but so lately Thy him known
ach praised the autos speed alone
| is his time to laugh. you see,
S o merrily, merrily snorteth he.
rs up TO him to neigh and scream:
7 day he is the king supreme.
st. Louis Post Dispa .rh.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-14
HUMOROUS ITEMS.

Jennie-Come and sit in my pew this
morning. Anna-I can't My hat isn't
trimmed for that side of the church.
Life.
she-Cant you live within your in
come?
He-NO, nor without it, either,-Yale
Record.
Miss Elderly-You mustn't believe all
you hear
Mr.. Malaprop-I don't Nor half 1
say.-Town Topics.
The whirligig of time brings its re-
venges. "Once," said Charles Lamb, Il
rut my hair; now my hair has cut me. -
Bdffalo Commercial.
Little Bobby--What does ''the great
silent majority" mean, pa?
Little Bobby's Pa-Husbands, Bobby .
-Browning's Magazine.
DO you think much of Miss Frisbie?''
asked Mr.. Gilroy of Mr.. Spatts.
About twenty-four hours a day." was
the reply.-Town Topics.
Only those who have laid a sidewalk
can realize the vast difference between
work in the abstract and work in the
concrete-Princeton Tiger.
Teacher-Willie. what would be the
first thing to do if boy should be sun
struck? Wille-Let him stay home from
school ,-Philadelphi Bulletin.
DE man dat has to learn by expert
ence," said Uncle Eben, us gener'ly so
near broke when he gifts his information
dat he can't use it. '-Washington Star.
First Statesman-You have. sir. abso-
lutte confidence, then. in the people?
Second Statesman-l have, sir. | have
made all my money cut of tbem.-Town
Topics.
What would become of you. hubby. if
you lost me?' Il should go crazy, dear"
Would you marry again?" ''Oh. no. l
shouldn't be so crazy as that. "-Fliegende
Batter.
Jones has new addition to his fam
Indeed? I must congratulate him.
Hold ou-it's son-in-lawr Atlanta
Constitution.
First Sport-About how much do you
usually give the waiter?
Second Sport-Well. if he serves me
well | give him dollar. and if he serves
ne poorly give him a tip on the races.
Judge.
No, Jimmie. I am not going to Maggie
Mnlligans' party! The Mulligans amt
n our set, an | don't like Maggie, an
I've got nuthin' to wear. an besides l
amt been invited, anyway.
CourierJOurnal.
Some folks remarked the sage of
Podunk, 'sez thet pulls Their way ter git
thru Their doorway of life. an some seq
push. But the fac of Their matter IS
Ihet mos, men fergit ter turn Their door
KNOB. Yale Record.
The weather's got quite cold" saiu
one broker to another.
1t has. was the reply. There must
, ne something wrong with the idea that
'ae %lnd is always tempered 10 the
sA9'n lamb. Town Topics.
Arctic Explorer believe I'll put on
ms dress suit for dinner, just for fun.
His Wife-But it isn't proper to wear
e'eaing clothes before shutdown.
IN, well, put 'em away. then. for a
couple Of months more. Town Topics.
Howes-What have I been doing?
Why, have been laboring in the in
'erest of Rockefeller
BarIes-Nonsense,
HoweS-T have; been burning the mid
night oil, you know.--Boston Transcript.
She Myrrhmyrrhed.
indy once purchased some myrrh.
and the druggist said gayly to hyrrh;
y It's for y0ur lips Miss,
Have care how you kiss "
ana she myrrhmyrrhed Indignantly,
"Syrrh!1 Life
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They equal those
shat have been cost
ing yon from $500
20 $500. The i'm
mense sale Of w. l..
Douglas shoes proves
their superiority over
al other makes.
Sold by retail shoe
dealers everywhere.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
That Douglas nSes Cor
ona Colt proves there is
value In Douglas shoes.
Corona Is the highest
grade Pai.Leather made,
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