The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-23
Observation-Disclosures.
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Very Useful Information,


Very Useful Information.
IN san Francisco On the bay savant
Professor Loeb he calls himself, and
wondrous things he tells,
The secret, the professor finds. of abio-
genesis
Is apt to lie IN artificial parthenogenesis.
It's been tried before on anneiids and on
echinOderms.
SO Professor Loeb is spoken of II warmly
glowing terms.
we really feel we owe to him an everlast-
ing debt,
And viii run when we are by an abio-
genesis met
The new pope is hydra headed if all
the portraits published are likenesses..
If Andrew Adams had killed himself
last Sunday night instead of Thursday
night il would have been much better,
as it was on Monday he stabbed and
cut the woman so frightfully.
]. Edward Addicks evidently is de-
termined not to be forgotten and so
breaks into court. there being no sena-
torial fight on in Delaware at this
time.
If the police had only permitted the
young man who posed as 5. 3. Ell<ins
jr., and who distributed worthless
checks so lavishly to remain at large
while longer he would have made the
name Of Elkins a household word in
this country.
The only menace to Utah's people in
the movement to reclaim so much
waste land is that il may result i'm
making it impossible for them TO find
an uncultivated spot where they can
spend vacation
If Russia and Turkey would engage
in war it is altogether probable that
no women or children viii be left alive
IN either country, the soldiers of both
nations being past masters i'm the art
of assassinating the defenceiess.
The dispatch from Berlin. stating
that a cOlored man passed himself off
for n prince and manged to get Sl.750
into debt to a hotel at Hamburg, sug-
gests a solution Of the negro problem.
They should all be sent to Europe.
If electric lights are installed in the
rural districts one of the joys Of living
on the farm viii be gone as it viii be
manifestly impossible to have the COW
kick over the lantern and set fire to the
hay stack.
Dry Season in South Dakota.
G. A. Blake of the Washington. S. D.,
Times. who was in Salt Lake the other
day with the South Dakota Press as
ISOLATION, is enthusiastic over the good
crop weather prevailing in his
county this season. But in "a he
says, lit was pretty bad. It was SO
dry that year that practically no grass
grew at all and wher haying time
came we had to ship in a bale of hay
to prime the mowers"
The National Guardsmen IN camp
have betrayed their ignorance of. ac-
cepted army Usages by arresting some
regulars who were out after hours. 1t
is a terrible breach of army etiquette.
The man who bought the loaded"
horse for $50 should not complain of
rs bargain until he has the animal
assayed. The horse may yield more
than $50 worth Of lead and the purchas-
er would have the hide and hoofs in
addition.
Judge Lewis. it appears. declines to
accept the burden Of making up the
school fund deficit passed up TO him
by the board Of education.
If all the baked atmosphere that has
been released during the past three
months concerning the chances of Re
lance and Shamrock III could be con-
Centrated and delivered at the scene
of the races there would be a hurri-
cane that would tear every stick out
Of both boats.
Mr.. Munsey, who not long ago as
sumed control of the New York Daily
News has learned among other things.
that while it is easy to read a news
paper it is a different proposition to
run one, something that other men who
have succeeded in other business ven-
lures had previously discovered.
While granting that it was the storm
that threw the street cars off their
schedule the other night we really
must insist that several other cases
when they were not on time are still
unexplained.
Former Governor Taylor denies all
completely in the killing of Goebel, but
for reasons plain to himself and his
friends he prefers TO enter his dis
claimer in the form of a written COM
munication sent from another state.
One consolation is that if the Euro
pean nations do go into the cotton
raising business they will have to get
Americans to do the work if they de-
sire to succeed.
Mule Exhibits q Feature" is the
/ headline in a Kansas City paper. And
many a feature has been married by a
mules exhibits
Got His Revenge
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