Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-15

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tations.
April showers bring May flowers
and mud.
The fellow who is too fresh lie liable
to assault.
1t takes money to voice the opinion
of q lawyer.
Many a spinster is sorry she learned
to say "no."
You can't make a horse fast by
starving him.
The fruit of the ~overbearing nan is
Usually bitter.
The mad scramble for spring millin-
cry is now on.
Every joke should have a point but
no joke a sting.
A good man isn't necessarily a de-
sirable neighbor.
Things are seldom what they seem
60 the seamstress.
The milkman knows the full signih-
canoe of a white lie.
The modern sideshow is rarely on
the side of morality.
There is no way to waste ones
money like lending it.
A man puts his best foot forward; a
mule puts his backward.
The predictions Of the weather man
are often fair. but false.
Pride goes before a fall-and 1t goes
much quicker after m
Tennesse e will have a 4 5000 ex'
hibit at the Worlds Fair.
Those vrrsed in woodcraft can tell a
dOgwood tree by its bark.
The self-made mar has a profound
contempt for a pedigree.
The barber's idea of a miser is a
man who shaves himself.
Spectators love dogs-at least they
are fond of good pointers.
The small boy with toothache may
be a sort of bowling swell.
The chronic borrower seldoms pays
aman back in his own coin.
There is more fun in the world than
most OF us have any idea Of.
You can't say of cattle that they
should be seen and not herd.
Even diamonds made of paste will
u a woman to be stuck up.
The lazy man flatters himself that
he is economizing his energies.
A girl may make a date with a fell
low and not care a fig for him.
There is nothing so pitiful as an old
man making a new start in life.
Some people who like hops drink
beer, and others eat frogs legs.
1t is not always the level-headed
who hold the balance of power.
When a man is in love he imagines
that he neither eats nor sleeps.
Some people find it easier to please
others than to please themselves.
The man who feels that he is above
criticism is generally up in the air.
When some people say it's black
you just can't help saying it's white.
Mustaches of the soup length are
becoming annoyingly common again.
The young and idle people talk a
great deal about the grayness of life.
In some families when one says a
thing Is cute, the others say lie devilish.
A woman sometimes jumps at q
conclusion, only to find 1t isn't there.
The wheel of fortune demonstrates
that good turn deserves another.
The average man is known as a
''good fellow" until his money lie all
gone.
Some people are too busy giving
advice to attend to their own busi-
ness.
"I don't see auy BIumle medals on
you" is q bit of up-to-date feminine
slang.
Earthquakes may be classed either
as ~real-estate movements II ground
rents.
The average woman is more apt to
speak her mind than to mind her
speech.
Bachelors are bird Of freedom en-
We'd by the Gagged oues-so a bache-
ior says.
The man who Il ks his wife Is
blind to his faults is { Titled to anoth-
or think.
A reformer is gener ally a man who
tries to convert oth-ri to bis way Of
thinking.
Every man feels that he might be
rich II 1t wasn't for s0me other man
or woman.
It is said that many men who 60
west to settle down forget to settle up
before leaving.
It is quite natural that an ocean
greyhound should occasionally run
down a cat-boat.
Every time a man picks up a baby
some woman present screams, "Look
out for its back"
We are told that il takes two TO
make g quarrel, and also that 8 man
ana uffe aRa ona Tk3a hard IN raoou-