The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-15
It's All Over NOW.

Denver. Colo, Nov. 12.-AdjUtant
General Sherman III. Bell Of the Colo
RADIO national guard, it is said, today
wired President Roosevelt offering him
the services of the Colorado troops in
case the regulars are unable to cope
with the situation in Panama.
st. Petersburg. Nov. 12.--On receipt Of
news of the attitude Of General S. N.
Bell the car at once instructed his
stenographer to recognize the republic
OF Panama and send it his latest pOr-
trait.
Basutu, Africa, Nov. 1.-THE king Of
all the BasUtus, on receipt of news Of
the attitude Of General S. NJ. Bell, die
tated the following; "ZXvnm shrdlu
zXxXlpyti ugugug PS""9qt bvgthj
Panama ecbskW WOW auprfvj Zugg
Sherm Bell zipp 100000 aaaaaaa nit
fer us kkljhygnm," a translation Of
the same being: "The king of all the
Basutus hastens to recognize the re
public Of Panama. Please ask Chief
Sherman Bell not to shoot"
Picking, Nov. 13.-The empress dow
ager. in an inspired interview in the
Picking Chop Suey today, makes It clear
that Panama can have the spare room
at the imperial palace any night This.
action is the direct result Of the re-
ceipt of news regarding the attitude Of
General S. NJ. Bell.
Papua, Nov 13.-The chief head hunt
er Of the archipelago today added Sher-
man NJ. Bells statue to the shelf of
gods in the Papuan temple and mailed
the recognition Of Papua to Panama.
The chief head hunter was much terri
fed when he learned the attitude of
General Sherman NJ. Bell
Kelat Baluchistan. Nov. 1.-THE
khan has issued an trade recognizing
the Independence Of Panama and the
prOwess of General Sherman NJ. Bell.
The khan seemed to be very much
rushed.
Washington Nov. 13.-The president
expressed much annoyance at his in
ability to accept the kind offer Of Gen
eral S. NJ. Bell and many others to take
troops to Panama. (NOte-It is init
mated that a certain high official Of
the government is opposed to sending
troops to Panama for fear another
Hero Of San Juan" might Develop
One difference that might be noticed
between Senators Dubois and Hoar is
that Senator Dubois appears to be-
lieve he is a public servant while Sem
ator Hoar gives one to understand that
he is an instructor in public ethics.
Pupils in the public schools are op-
posed to the annexation Of the "Ari-
iona strip because it would make the
map Of Utah much more difficult to
draw.
From the great cOmmOtion young Nv
Goelet is stirring up one is led to be-
heve Mr.. GOelet thinks he has suffered
as much as the young lady whose
alleged engagement to him was made
public.
Denver city elections will be evSn
more exciting, if that is possible, should
the League for Honest Elections turn
out with rifles next time. Some Of the
reformers would be almost certain to
shoot themselves.
The fact that 1900 laborers. left the
United States during the past forty
days because they could not get en-
ployment here, may soon change our
immigration problem to an emigration
problem.
II millionaires died without leaving
heirs what would the poor lawyers do?
The national house Of representatives
evidently believes in placing principle
above everything, and is prepared to
block Cuban legislation rather than
surrender a prerogative.
Morgan viii retire from business until
he has at least made an effort to organ
lie the atmosphere Of the earth.