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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-05
Northwestern Patents.

List of patents issued last week to
Northwestern inventors. reported bv
Lothrop & Johnson. patent lawyers. Gil
and 912 Pioneer Press building St Paul.
Mimi. and Washington. d. c.:
Blackwood, Nancy, Duluth. Mimi, dish
washing tray.
Dew. Charles. Minneapolis, Mimi. cleo
trio controller for pumps
Pepperling, William, Two Harbors,
Mimi, projectile.
Ritchie. Enoch E, Howard Lake. Mimi,
voting machine.
Sanoden, Olaf, Melvin. Mimi, draft
equalizer. 1886
Sandy. James, Minneapolis Mimi, car
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advisability of abandoning the present sy

ACCESSIBILITY of abandoning the present sys-
TEN, Our aim should be to preserve the
policy of protective tariff
No change in tariff duties can have anv
substantial effect in solving the so-caIled
trust problem: Speaking broadly, it is
evident that the changes in the tariff will
AFFECT the trusts for veal or for woe sim
ply as they affect the whole country. The
tar1f affects trusts only as it affects all
other interests
10 sum up, We must as a people an
proach matter of such prime economic
Importance as the tariff from the stand
point OF our business needs. We can not
aI1ord by any freak of folly to forfeit the
position to which we have triumDhantly
attained.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-05
DUffY'S PURE MALT vIHlSKEY

absolutely
TO the
into
eat
{ oIad
the good
ha th the
Malt be
of
S the only
l' The Old Chemist 100
and
medi4l pOke
and
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-05

pet Stretcher
ball.
Taydi, Frank, Lake Mary. Mimi, gar
Whittlesey. Edith O.. St Paul Mimi.
lady's belt, collar and The like
Young. Nellie, Minneapolis. MINI, gar
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-05

Geo e. Taylor. REPEATING Of all metal
goods; ask PRICES. 2IS Minnesota street.
corner Second.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-05
NERVE. ARID 20 - ER

ressrs WaltIlour and Bill Worlds Champion Roll
er Cyclists Credit Their Power Of Endurance
and Nerve to DUFFY'S PURE MALT .WHISK-
EY, They Say 1t is Theic. Only Stirnulant and
ToniC
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-04-05

Carpets and rugs claened laid. Rugs
woven from old carpet. Schroeder &. Dick
insOn, 16 East Sixth street
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Work For His Sheen.

A resident of London with a taste for
deviled kidneys found himself recent
ly in remote west Of England village
where a sheep was killed about once
week. Not knowing that mutton was
luxury and kidneys, for obvious rea-
sons, therefore, a rarity, he presenter
himself day after day at the village
butchers with the same request for his
favorite breakfast dish. The butcher
looking upon his customer as a lunatic
bore it as long as he could, but on the
fifth day said Indignantly. "lf you
think, young man, that my sheep have
nothing better to do than to lay kid.
neys for your breakfast you be mortal
mistook.' Answers.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Worms as Soil Renoyaf0rS

Earthworms are not soil formers
for they are seldom met with in soils
that are destitute Of organic matter.
They are simply renovators. Every
time worm is driven by dry weather
or any other cause to descend deep it
brings to the surface, when it empties
the contents of it's body, few parti-
cles Of fresh earth. At the same time
it fertilizes the subsoil by opening up
passages, watch encoura sc the roots Of
plants to penetrate deeper. these pas
sages being lined with excreted mat
ter which provides a store of nourish-
ment for the roots. On meadow land
Darwin found that these worm casts
amount annually to eighteen tons an
acre and on good arabic land to about
ten tons.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Easy Divorce In Old Times.

The code Of King Khammurabi Of
Assyria, whose date is approximately
22OO B. c., which has been deciphered
from pillar discovered at Susa, deals
exhaustively with the subject Of di-
vorce. One of the most interesting
clauses is the following: IF the wife
Of man who dwells in the house Of
that man has set her face to go forth
and has acted the fool and wasted his
house and impoverished his house,
they shall call her to account. If the
husband shall say, I put her away he
shall put her away. She shall go her
way; for her divorce he shall give her
nothing"
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ssIf.''

Joseph Chamberlain. the English
statesman, was once indebted to a
nursery rhyme for a great oratorical
hit. In one of his speeches he was
criticising Lord Beaconstied and Lord
Salisbury ON their return from Berlin,
where they had been carrying on nego-
tiations with Bismarck.
Both had made speeches explaining
their actions, and one of them in the
course Of his oratory used the word
"if" so many times as to give Mr..
Chamberlain chance in his reply to
make one Of those popular illusions
which are remembered longer than any
logic.
What the honorable gentleman has
said" he remarked. "reminds me of 4
rhyme l learned from my nurse:
eff all the seas were bread and cheese,
If all the rivers We're ink
If all the lakes We're currant cakes.
What should we have to drnk?'
The effect on the audience was ire
mendous. No one ever forgot that
eff"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Notice to Contractors.

Bids for the erection of a building
and also for the plumbing OF the
same at the Soldiers Home, Column
bia Falls, Mont, will be received up
to II O'Clock noon of August 4, 1908,
by the board OF managers. Plans and
specifications can be seen at the of
flee Of DIR. Miller, Helena; Judge
Sloane's Office, Missoula, at the store
of H. S. Cannon Kalispell, and at
the Home, Columbia Falls. All bids
for the building must be accompan-
led by a certified check in the sum
of 500, and for the plumbing in the
sum OF $50, payable to c, B. Miller.
treasurer Of the board, as a guar
antee that the person to whom the
same is awarded will enter into con-
tract to do the work. All bids must
be addressed to Commandant Sol
dier's home, Columbia Falls, and
marked Did
C. B. Miller, Secretary.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Gard In the Ice.

A glacier when it dislodgcs itself and
sails away over the Arctic ocean never
travels alone. In the wake of every
large one floats line of similar com
panions. The Eskimos call this phe
nomenon "the duck and ducklings,"
and any one who has watched the
progress Of the wild duck followed by
her brood will appreciate the aptitude
Of the name. Strange as it may seem,
plants grow and blossom upon these
great ice mountains. When a glacier
is at rest moss attaches itself to it,
protecting the ice beneath, just as
sawdust does. After time the moss
decays and forms soil. in which the
seeds of buttercups and dandelions,
brought by the wind take root and
flourish. Those who have travelled
much In arctic lands say the poppy
does not bloom during the brief north
ern summer.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
THE KNOCK OUT BLOW.
Enects Produced by the Pugilistic
Jolt on the Jaw.


All boxers know the knock out blow
on the point of the jaw, and not a few
have lively recollections of what it
reels like, but probably not one in
hundred has any idea why the trick
has such effective and to the performer
valuable results. The generally accept
ed theory was that the impact travelled
direct through the socket of the Jaw to
the bony envelope of the brain, which
was stunned by the shock, but Mr. j.
u. Duncanson, writing in the British
Medical Journal, suggests another rea-
son.
In the ear is a set of canals filled
with fluid and lined with a delicate ar
rangement of nerves. The action set up
by the motion of this fluid on the
nerves plays an all important part in
the process of balancing the body. A
sudden and violent rotation of the head
produces correspondingly violent mo-
don of the fluid. The knock out blow
planted little to one side of the jaw
In somewhat slanting direction causes
just such rotation, the muscles which
regulate the turning of the head being
comparatively weak, and the result is
a complete loss of the power of balance
and generally of consciousness also.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
How Some Nurses Are Abused.

A young nurse of my acquaintance
was found early one morning uncon-
scious on the entry floor. Upon inquiry
the doctor learned that from Monday
morning till Thursday night she had
been without sleep or even enough
time off to battle and change her
clothes. OF course she was extremely
foolish to permit such thing on the
patients account as well as her own,
but it was her first private case, and,
feeling shy about obtruding personal
wants in a time of general stress, she
had relied on coffee and determination
to pull her through The stale Joke,
"Why, do you have to sleep? l thought
you were trained"' unfortunately con
talns not grain of eXaggeration.
have gone to house where after a
days nursing, a night spent in spong-
ing typhoid patient, at 10 o'clock on
the morning Of the second day the
nurse was still in charge. No one had
given her night lunch breakfast or
even a cup of coffee. She had been on
duty for twenty-siX straight hours.
working strenuously all the time. Not
member of the household seemed
equal to taking her place or indeed
dreamed of the necessity of doing so.
Later it was rumored that this girl
had become intemperate.-M Mary Moss
in Atlantic.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Stoves of the Middle Ares.

The stoves of the middle ages and of
the era of the Roman empire and
throughout Germany and Scandinavia
generally We're built of brick, tiles or
similar material and We're so large as
to be stationary, sometimes taking up
the whole side Of room, and in the
latter country in winter the couches
and blankets were spread thereon and
the family used them in lieu of the
bedsteads of subsequent years.
The fire was built at the bottom, and
the heat and smoke passed through va
rious ti,les, distributing warmth, before
they made their exit to the chimney
Some of them were faced with porce
lain and were highly ornamental
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Look PrOsDerOus.

Even though you may not be pros
porous, adopt as far as possible the
appearance of prosperity. 1t is sound
capital and will bring good interest in
the long run. Shabby looking people,
you may have noticed, always appear
apologize and can easily be turned
down when they are most in need of a
helping hand. Do not confuse apparent
prosperity with extravaganza. Small
but telling home economies can be
practiced in order to hide from the
public the fact that the wolf is at the
door. Keep brave fror+ Dame For
tune likes to throw her magic cloak
about the shoulders of the man or wo-
man who looks capable of making the
best of it.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Book Publishing In the Middle Ages,

When in the middle ages an author
at any European university desired to
publish his thoughts his book was read
over twice in the presence of the al-
thorities and if approved might be cop
led and exposed for sale, practice in
which the germs for state licensing
may be readily distinguished. 1t was
evidently necessary, however. to keep
a strict watch over the persons en-
ployed in this business, and the stat
utes of the University Of Paris show
that the booksellers were subjected to
very severe discipline. They were
obliged to keep list of the books they
sold and to exhibit their scale of
charges, and they We're forbidden to
purchase any manuscript till it had
been duly approved by the authorities
and publicly exposed to view for four
days
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
AN ALL AROUND CITIZEN.
No One State Was Large Enough For
This Son of Erin.

This Son of Erin.
There was an Irishman connected
with the suffers department in the
civil war;" said an old veteran. who
fell asleep on the battle field after Bull
Run. A party Of Confederate scouts
saw him, and as he had no uniform
their leader prodded him awake and
asked: who are you? Where do you
belong? What's your name?
'Begobs,' says Pat. rubbing his eyes.
'thems too many questions, und, be
yure leave. I'll be afther askin' yez tn
same
"'We're McClellan's men, just from
Washington
81 knew yez ware, gintlemen. and
I'm thot same
"'Oho! That's where we've caught
you. Put him under arrest, men! We
belong to Beauregard's army
"'Thin We lied to me. an, suspectin'
that same, told We the same thing yez
told me- retorted the Irishman prompt
the same by yez. What state do ye
come from?'
"'From South Carolina
$50 do l, an from all the other
states, begobs, an that's where I'm
thinkin' I've got the best of yez. Yez
don't think I'd be sich fule as to
come all the way from Ireland to be.
long to wan state, do yez? New
York Tribune.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Ivory as Medicine.

Ivory was used as a medicine up to
the end of the eighteenth century.
In Schroder's Zoology" 1860, trans
lated into English by T. Bateson, it is
thus described under the heading.
"Elephas:" Ills teeth are only used
in medicine, vulgarly called ivory. The
virtues: 1t cools and dryes. moderately
binds cuts. strengthens the inward
parts. 1t is good for the jaundice, it
chaseth away Wormes. it is good for
inveterate Instructions. it takes away
the pains and weakness of the stom-
ach. it heals the Epilepsie, drives away
Melancholy, resistS rottenness and
poysons. 1t is used in infusions and the
powder is given in substance. The
dose is half dram. Preparation:
l., Burnt ivory, called Spodium. and to
distinguish it from the mineral Spo-
dunn, Spodium of Ivory. H.. Troches
Of Spodium.'
Ivory ground fine and made into a
sort of jelly has been used as a
strengthening food in more recent
times by medical advice.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
PopuIisrs Reunite,

Representatives of the different fac.
tons of she peoples party met at
Denver during the past week to ar
range basis. if possible. upon which
all the elem5 hts of political reform
in national affairs could unite. After
a session lasting through several days
they issued a statement of principles
of which the following is part:
THE manifest political unrest
which everywhere appears in the ma
ton demonstrates the dissatisfaction
of the American people with the pres
ent management of the government
and argues the necessity of the re-
form forces coming together in uni
ted action at the ballot box to obtain
proper legislation whereby the right
of the people to self-government may
be had for themselves and their pos
terity: therefore. We. the populists
of the United States, having this day
at the city Of Denver, Colo. united
our forces with the distinct under
standing that all past differences as
to policy shall be and now are per-
manently settled. and experience hav-
ing demonstrated the futility of any
attempt ITO secure the enactment of
our principles through either the
republican or democratic parties, we
believe the time is now at hand when
the united peoples party should de-
lare itself ernphatically opposed tc
any affiiation with either of those
parties, and unuualifiedly in favor of
independent national political action.
"Our fundamental principles are
known Of all populsts, and are no.
where better stated than in that i'm
mortal document enunciated at Oma-
ha. July IA, 1898. However. for the
benefit of the uniformed. we declare
cur unyielding adherence to the de-
mands for (a> money whether
stamped on gold, silver or paper. to
be coined and issued exclusively by
the government. and made full lie
gal tender for all debts, bot hpublic
and private: ON a system of trans
portatiOn and the transmission Of in
telliga owned by the public and
operated by government at the cost
of service: (c> land for use rather
than for speculation and abolition of
alien ownership Of land: (d) Amari-
can ships for American commerce,
without a cent Of subsidy
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
POWDER AND GUNS.
Evidence That They We're Used Long
Before the Christian Era

beIOre the christian Era.
There is abundant evidence that the
origin of gunpowder and artillery goes
far back in the dim ages of the past.
The Hindoo code. compiled long be-
fore the Christian era, prohibited the
making of war with cannons and guns
or any kind of firearms Ouintus Cur
titus informs us that Alexander the
Great met with fire weapons in Asia,
and Philostratus says that Alexander's
tonquests were arrested by the use Of
gtlnpowder. 1t is also written that
those wise men who lived in the cities
of the Ganges ''overthrew their enc
mics with tempests and thunderbolts
shot from the walls" Julius Africanus
mentions shooting powder in the year
275. 1t was used in the siege of Con-
stantinople in 66S, by the Arabs in 600,
at Thessalonica in 9O4. at the siege Of
Belgrade in 1913. by the Greeks in ma
val battle in 1905 by the Arabs against
the Iberians in 1147 and at Toulouse in
1918.
1t appears to have been generally
known throughout civilized Europe as
early as 1900, and soon thereafter it
made its way into England. where it
was manufactured during the reign Of
Elizabeth. and we learn that few
arms We're possessed by the English in
1910 and that they were used at the
battle of Crecy in 1346.-Cassier's Mag
aZine.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Modern Woodmen at the Worlds Fair

Modern Woodmen at the Worlds Fair
Modern Woodmen of America and
their allied fraternities are making
big preparations for the proposed en-
campment at the Worlds Fair. St
Louis. in September of next year.
The Woodmen number 100000 mem
bers in America Gen. John H. Nit
chell. commander of 1.-THE organization,
says that $50 600 members will be at
81. Louis during the week closing
September ). with Modern Woodmen
Of America Day" The Foresters a
semi-military organization allied with
the Woodmen. has 10000 uniformed
members and lit is said that 5000 of
these will attend the encampnent
Many of the Forester companies are
said to be drilled as well as any or
ganzation in the United States. The
Royal Neighbors of America, also
auxiliary to the Woodmen, has a
membership of 100000 lady members
and General Mitchell estimates that
10000 of these will be at the World, S
Fair during the first week in Sep
tember
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
The Home of Musical Fish.

Lake Batticaloa, Ceylon. has the
probably unique distinction of being
the home of musical fish. The sounds
emitted by these are said to be as
would be produced by series of 1Eo-
liam harps. Crossing the lake in a boat
one can plainly distinguish the pleas
ant sounds. If an oar is dipped in the
water the melody becomes louder and
more distinct.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
A Fools RetOrt.

One day at the court of Ferdinand II.
silly courtier fancied that he could
amuse those present by his frivohties,
which prompted Jonas, Ferdinand's ia
vorite fool. to answer him according to
his folly. But this so enraged the court
Ter that he shouted "Fellow, be silent.
l never stoop to talk with fool"
"Well, l do" retorted Jonas, land
therefore be good enough to listen to
me in your turn"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Lost Time,

The most reckless spendthrift in the
world is the one who squanders time.
Money lost may be regained, friend
ships broken may be renewed. houses
and lands may be sold or buried Or
burned. but may be bought or gained
or built again. But what power can
restore the moment that has passed,
the day whose sun has set the year
that has been numbered with the ages
gone?
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
BETTER Thus.

"Don't you think" asked the anxious
young playwright after the first per-
Torrance. "that might have improved
1t some by putting it in three instead of
four acts?''
"Well, no. the critic replied. Il
hardly think So The curtain wouldn't
be down as much in that case as it is
now."-Chicago Record-Herald
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Madeira Island Roads.

In the whole of the Madeira islands
there are no wheeled vehicles, for the
roads are too rough and mountainous.
There are a few heavy sledges drawn
by bullocks, but the favorite modes of
locomotion are hammocks slung on
poles and borne by natives and basket
siedges. The latter are used for de-
scending the mountains and are skill
fully guided by runner behind.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Not DistUrbable Then.

"Is your employer out?' inquired the
caller
Eyes, SIR" replied the office boy.
"How do you know without looking
into his private Officer
Because | just heard him growl
about the cards he was gettin' and call
for another stack of blues. "-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Lucky Choice.

Mrs. Crawford-She married car
penter.
Mrs. Crabshaw-Isn't that just love
ly. Now she can have shelves put up
whenever she wishes without having
to ask the landlord over and over
again.-Puck.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
He knew Her.

I'm sorry, but l really can't let you
see my wife if you wear that beautiful
new hat. She's quite sick. and the
doctor has expressly stated that moth
ing must be allowed to excite her,
Meggendorfer Batter
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Too Many rs.

Mother-You are at the bottom of the
spelling class again. are you, Dorothy!
Dorothy-Yes, mummy.
"How did that happen?
81 got too many rs in scissors -
Boston Globe.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Plenty of Time.

"But we've shall not begin our
married life with a secret. shall we.
dearest?'
mo, dearest" he murmured. There's
plenty of time."-Pittsburg Gazette.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
Whitefish Staqe.

Stage will leave Cunningham liv-
cry barn daily at s o'clock a. m, ar
irving at Whitetish at II o'clock noon,
Leave Whltefish at p. m, arriving
at kalispell at Z o'clock p. m.
j J. kellv. Prop.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04

When a man works because he Is
compelled to he is never good work
man. Atchison Globe.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
He Told Her.

Teacher-Which letter is the next one
to the letter "H?''
Boy-Dunno, ma'am.
Teacher--What have l on both sides
Of my nose?
Boy-Freckles. ma'am
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04
A Nice Fat Goose.

Customer (entering poultry shop)-I
should like to see nice fat goose.
Small Boy-Yes, sir; mother will be
in directly.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04

Pride goes before destruction. and so
does everything else if it has any sense.
Town and Country.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04

Expansion Sale at Wilson's. Read
their advertisement.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-04

II your eyes trouble you. see DR..
Howe, now permanently located at
Kalispell. Office at Hotel National.