The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-14

SPARKS
scoaeld Miners to Hanna Sufferers.

Sco6eld Miners TO Hanna Sufferers.
We who have known your sorrow
IN our own Notwithstanding day.
Who have had our loved ones taken
As YOURS have been taken away;
Who know the wall OF the orphan
And the desOlate widow moan,
Now offer what we can offer
And make your grief our own.
Hard are our hands from toiling.
Rough are the clothes we wear,
Small is the sum that each may give,
But each freely gives his share
And to YOU so sorely stricken
Our hands and our hearts now go;
You are our comrades in sorrow,
We are bound by a common woe
Nevertheless it should be explained
that the messenger boy who made SIX
blocks in two minutes and half is
a new boy on the force.
That race riot among Santa Fe la
bOrers is unique because neither white
men nor negroes are mixed up in it.
The refusal of China to do something
or other in response to demands Dy
Japan. England and others may lead
to something or other in the far east,
according to recent dispatches.
Still one cannot help wondering what
harm the county attorney did If ne
was in the grand jury room. unless
he succeeded in bringing out few
more facts than would otherwise have
been presented 70 the jury.
We're willing TO concede that a Virginia
creeper creDt:
Wen not COMPLAIN if someone says a
Pullman sleeper slept;
But we simply will not stand
To have wired Ger the land
A story which reports the Shamrock s
new mast stepped.
The Angels and the Saints win play
baseball here this week. which should
make it a cinch that no rOwdy ball
will be seen.
Colonel Mishics, one OF the conspira-
tors who took part in the aSSaSSina-
ton Of King Alexander. has been pro-
NOTED. It is not known whether King
Peter gave him his new job or Mishics
just took 1t. Kings do not appear to
rank higher than deuces in Servia
anyway.
The fraternal feeling between the
military and revenue branches of the
government service will probably not
be fOstered by the action of the Gus
toms officers at San Francisco in SeiZ-
ing the struggled goods the army cap
tain tried to sneak through from the
philippines. The captain was appar-
emily given no more considerable nthan
If he had been just a citizen
King Edward wires across that he is
wild with joy because the American
squadron is there, while President
| Roosevelt replies that the kingly pleas
uTe is as nothing compared with the
delight it gives him to know the king
| is pleased. This comes pretty near TO
outgastoning AlphOnse.
A verdant young fellow named Knott
| A seat in a poker game Thought;
| He opened kpot
! On a little six kspOt
And was duly and decently kshot.
The standard of intelligence in Salt
| Lake has been raised considerably dur
| ing the past few days. Many news
paper men and women are in the city.
If it takes a grand jury two months
! to find that there is practically no
4 crime in a certain county, how long
/ would a grand jury be in session If
! there were something wrong going
on?
| It doesn't always pay TO look the
1 part. The fact that a couple of Salt
/ Lake policemen, dressed in civilian
| garb. were mistaken for a pair of
| farmers led to the arrest of a person
/ who was selling beer on Sunday.