The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-01-25
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ON ROYAL DOINGS.
BY. F. P. DUNE.
Copyright 1903. by Robert Howard Russell.

but not FIR long. an raised large or
German family. But tn bloom soon
come off Sth' peach. In less thin a quar-
Their iv a cinchry, Sophy begun to tire
iv tn dull, monotynous life Nv tn Sax
on coort- She saw that Ludwig was
not tn man she EXPECTED him to be, but
a coorse nature who cud not undher-
stand tn gropin's iv a rayfned spirit.
Whin she got to be nifty
or sixty years iv age, she got
onto the fact that she had soul.
Whin a woman discovers she has
soul, Hinnissy tits time she was stint
to a rest cure. It niver comes till late
in life an we can't tell what she'll do
about it. She may join woman's
club an she may go on tn stage. 'Tis
sthrange how NANNY ladies with wan
leg in tn grave wud like to see tn
other in tn front row if tn chorus.
Ludwig did not know what was tn
matther with his spouse He had niver
suffered firm anything that he
cuddenTt thrace to food or dhrink.
He had no soul. Men sildom have.
Whin We see a man with a soul, side
step him. Professor Giron had a soul.
They was no soulfuller person thin AL
phonse Giron in all tn land iv Sax
ony. Although on'y a poor young man
hired FIR to tache bad language, which
is Fr-rinch, to tn childher, he was full
iv wicked impulses. He didn't have
much else but he had a soul. Tn out
come was certain. If a woman with
soul doesn't lose tn soul pretty quick
an get back her common since, she'll
lose both. Wan day whin Ludwig was
down at tn brew'ry, Sophy packed a
few things in a bag, Alphonse helped
himsilf to Ludwig's stogies, an they
wint to tn deeps an took tn nine-nine.
They're IN a hotel in Switzerland now,
talkin' to rayporthers an fixin' up tn
allmony. Alphonse thinks it ought
to be lib-ral. He wud scorn to discuss
details, but he feels Ludwig ought to
raymimber tn past an dig deep.
Sophy thinks 500, too, but she knows
if Ludwig is close about it, her an
Alphonse can go to Paris an make a
livin' writin' pothry. They'se money
in pothry If you know how to get it
out. They ixpict to start up ship in
Paris in about a month. Alphonse tol'
tn BARTENDER at tn hotel so. They're
great frinds, Alphonse an tn bar
finder, an often spind tn afternoon
together while Sophy Is upstairs talk
in about her soul. Nobody hears much
about Ludwig or tn childher. But he's
holdin' out sthrong again givin' up
too much money.
"Ain't it a wonderful romance
hlnnlSSy IndIR f1lNen, Tn day w
chivalry amt entirely passed whin a
woman iv tn rifle house iv Hapsburg
can turn her back to tn glitter iv tn
coort an tn care iv tn childher an
skip out with a Kindred soul about
tn age iv her oldest I've niver been
so excited about anything in me life.
I've looked fr news about it in tn
pa-aper ivry day an me frinds iv tn
press has not disappointed me. Happy
Sophy! Happy Alphonse! What a
good time they're goin' to have whin
Alphonse goes out with a pome an
comes home with a parcel iv pigs
feet. It's a beautiful thrillin' story"
Il don't see anything beautiful
about it," said Mr.. Hinnessy. Its
JUS crazy-headed OIL lunytic is a
woman runnin' away firm her child
her"
'IIinnissy." said Mr.. Dooley sternly,
we f'rget Sophy's station. Whin an
OF crazy-headed lunyttc iv a woman
sl5ips out tits a crime: whin an OF
crazy-headed lynytic iv a princess does
it, it's romance"