The Republican journal., 1903-01-29

poor little traitor" said the girl,
sadly.
She rose and, without looking back,
moved slowly up the road toward the
house.
Scrofula, with its swollen glands, running
sores, inflamed eyeldS, cutaneOuS eruptlOnS,
yield to Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Charles-Your uncle is very religious
man, | understand.
Henry-Oh, yes, indeed He positively
hates everybody who belongs to any other
church than his oWn.-BOstOn Transcript.
Recovered Speech and Hearing.
Messrs. ELY BRos:-I commenced using
YOUR Cream Balm about two years ago for
catarrh. NV voice was somewhat thick and
my hearing was dull. My hearing has been
fully restored and my speech has become
quite clear. l am teacher In our town.
L. G. BROWN, Granger. O.
The Balm does not irritate or cause SneeZ-
ing. Sold by druggists at 80 cts. or mailed
General-I see here's an article OF ''Revo-
luton in the Mince Pie
Colonel-Thats the kind of revolutieE
You like to put down, l suppose, General?
-YOnkerS Statesman
Catarrh for twenty Years and cured
in few days.-HOn. George James OF
Scranton, Pa, says: have been martyr
to Catarrh Tor enty years, constant hawk
head, very offensive breath. | tried DR..
Agnew's Catarrhal Powder The first ap-
plication gave instant relief. After using
few bottles | was cured. 50 cents. Sold by
Edmund Wilson and A. A. HoWes & Col
''But, you see, only want the teapot and
the sugar-basin. Don't you break sets?'
<'No, madam. We generally leave that to
the servants Of our customers. Punch.
ss1bought it meant death sure. Mrs.
James Mckim of Dunnville, Ont, says OF
her almost miraculous cure from heart dis
ease by Or. Agnew's Cure for the Heart:
Until l began taking this remedy | dis
paired of my life. l had heart failure and
extreme prostration. One dose gave me
quick relief and one bottle cured me. The
sutferings of years were dispelled like mag
ic.'' Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
HoweS & Coz
Sunday School Teacher-Well, who was
sorry at the return of the Prodigal Son?
Little Girl-The fatted calf.
Ptl-sense.-It stands to reason that DR..
Agnew's Little Liver Pills will crowd out
of the market many OF the nauseous old
timers better medicine at less than half
the price is all the argument needed to keep
the demand what it has been-phenonl-
enal-4O doses 10 cents They cure Sick
ach irritations. Sold by Edmund Wilson
and A. A. Howes & CO.-3
Teacher-Bessie, name one bird that is
now extinct.
TaaabarWnick What sort of a bird is
Little Bessie-Our canary-the cat ex-
tincted him Puck.
Itching, Burning. Creeping, Crawling
Skin Diseases relieved in few minutes by
Agnew's Ointment. DR.. AgneW's Ointment
relieves instantly, and cures letter, Salt
Rheum, Scald Head, Eczema, Ulcers,
is soothing and quieting and acts like magic
in all Baby Humors, Irritation of the Scalp
or Rashes during teething time. 50 cents a
box. Sold by Edmund Wilson and A. A.
Howes and Co.-4
Church-What is your opinion On, OF 1.-The
Gothan-Never tried it, but / guess I've
sampled every other kind of breakfast food.
Yonker's Statesman.
It's folly to suffer from that horrible
plague of the night, itching piles. Doan's
Ointment cures, quickly ana permanently.
At any drug store, so cents.
Customer (wildly)-I want some soothing
syrup, quick
Druggist-What size bottle?
Customer-Bottle! l want keg. It's
twins ILLUSTRATED Bits.
'Tisn't safe to he a day without DR..
Thomas Eclectric Oil in the house. Never
can tell what moment an accident is going
to happen.
Mean Old Mani don't believe your story,
nor believe that you are blind: Prove it.
Beggar-If | wasn't blind, never would
have asked you for Observation-Disclosures
News.
Neglected colds make fat graveyards.'
DR.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup helps men
and women to a happy, vigorous old age.
81 see the scoundrel in your face!' ex-
claimed the angry man.
''That," replied the other calmly, sis a
personal reflection"
When the angry man had figured this out
he was even angrier.-Chicago Post.
Can't be perfect health without pure
blood. BurdOck Blood Bitters makes pure
blood. Tones and invigorates the whole
SVSten