New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-02
TIE TALK OF THE DAT.

not possess His baptsmaI name is Joseph. but.
according the journal referred to, the Pontf at
the time of the conciave's decision Siegfried
Adam Richard Theodore Otto Cardinal Sarto. The
Independence Beige explains the mystery. The
Frankfort correspondent teleph6ned through to his
paper the result of the election, from the Frank
fort Gazette" and in spelling Sarto he gave after
each letter name OF which it the initial All
the names got into print The Siegbers paper
pointed out the coincidence that the initials Of the
Christian names made up the patronymic Of Plus y
WHERE THE WOOD GOES
& shgw ,, thai s9 vast r Sgsa sheTos
appearance Of the forestsl
We asked: Where have the forests gone7'
The of wisdom spoke
Historical romance has drawn
Upon the weathered OAK
'1rhe novelist whose heroine
No end of sorrow sees
He is the man who's taken in
The weeping willow trees.
.aThe summer girl romancer. too.
Has taken at a gulp
And turned it into pulp.
The libby lady-Laura Jean
Whose heroes are GIIine scsrs
Via Has a cSSd f has all s f5e Pns
THE books Of negro dialect,
BY them the lumber trade was wrecked;
Black walnut disappeared
THE problem roveIists declare
OF Wood their doubtful tales to bear
They call for knotty stun.
..The David Harums constantly
And such books as 'Beaucaire' you ses
Have need for all the spruce.
THE pirate stories with their thrills
They give us bleak and dreary hills
And take the sip'Ty elm.
THE. schooIboy stories get the. birch;
And Seton ThompsOns screeds
Have sent the lumbeTmen a-Search
For dogwood on the mesds.
And this IS where woods have gone
What's left for you and me
To print our labored thought upon.
-CChicago Tribune.
transcontinentaI flyer on the Missouri Pacific
Railway made stop not On its schedule the other
night for the benefit of squalling baby. The in
FAINT and its mother, young German woman. were
both in because ITS bottle of milk had curdled
Sympathetic passengers urged the conductor to stop
the train at ottawa, in order that fresh supply
might be procured. He approved the proposition,
and the train held while the relief committee
visited ottawa hotel kitchen. where the nurs-
ing bottle scalded out and filled with sweet
milk. When the train resumed its journey every
body was feeling better.
How About Henry?-Maud-YOu can't make n-
believe opal is an unluchy stone. was wearing
one when I first met Henry.
What Henry wearng?-(Chicago Tribune.
Soon after the initial message around the globe
cent by President Roosevelt in ten minutes. the
Paris Temps made a instructive trial.
When the Presidents message put the wire
every operator the qui vive. The "Temps's'
circular message took the ordinary and
made the circuit in six hours. II was. Temps
Paris" and cost 81 &C word.
What IS the cause Of that ggroar in tn. car
"A Kansas farmer and the owner Of berry
patch in Michigan are fighting over a Harvard
graduate that is out here looking for a job
piled the conductor. in agitated voice.-(C Chicago
Tribune
Personal Journalism OF the good old sort still
fourshes in the West. At the Teachers Institute
in Russell. Kan. OF the young women teach
ers complained IN address that teachers were
often worried and troubled beyond endurance And
thereupon the local paper came out with this:
The fact is that girl who has been sitting
on some fellows knee from 10 o'clock TIL daylight
is I'm no condition 10 go into schoClroom and
perform the duties OF teacher. She will be
,leeuv and irritable. and instead Of gaining the
love and respect OF the children will incur their
dislike which viii destroy her usefulness a
teacher and her influence for good"
Bgbv-Tm saving up money TO go 20 Europe.
Ti9bv-Indsedi How You getting on
Bgby-Fine, I've already got together enough
sil,nx expenses I'm or.-(Chieaso News