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The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
4 witty R~tort

AS Is generally the case with people
who have nothing 10 say worth hc..r-
A6, a c"nceited drummer talked 4
great deal. 10 the evident disgust OF n
number Of his drummer friends y,hn
We're dining at country hotel When
cheese was served, it was OF a decided
lively brand. much to the delight Of
The irrepressible. He attacked il with
great gusto. remarking. I'm Ike Sam
son. Staying them 10y the thousand
les. replied quick witted diner at
'ne ehd vi the table, and with the
same WEAPON to-"
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
Boiled Oysters.

In Social Life In the Reign OF Queen
Anne" Swift writes To Stella. Lord
Mashnm made me 90 home with him 10
eat boiled oysters" ma then he ubliG-
ingly adds the recipe: Take oysters.
wash them clean: that is. wash their
shells clean: then put Your oysters In
m enrthen pot. with their hollow side
down; then put this pot. covered. into
great kettle Of water and let II boil
\ Your oysters are then boiled in their
sown liquor and do not mix with wa
fer"
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28

While Raphael was engaged in paint
Ing his celebrated frcscocs he was Wis.
tied by two churchmcn. who began 10
criticlsc his work without understand
Ing It, The Apostle Paul has too red
a face" said one. lie bushes even
In heaven To see what hands the church
has fallen into replied the Indignant
PAINTER
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28

Cheercm Oh. come, Stop borrowing
trouble
,'lumey-Borrowipg; Gee whiz. man
trouble isn't like money When | bar-
row money. | can forget about II righ.
ay.-Philadelphia Press
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
A Source OF Revenue. Slammed

How many quarters did YOU receive
last Sunday night. Harry
-Four"
Il thought you had five sisters
''Yes'm. but one is engaged e. Town
and Country.
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28

When YOU lack energy. do not relish
Your food lei Dull and stupid. alter cat
INK. all you need i dos. oi Chamher-
lain stomach and Liver Tablets They
viii make YOU tt-rl like a new man and
give YOU an appetite like tear For
sab 10y all druggists
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
\ Miraculous Vault.

The most interesting place OF pill
grimage in Dublin is ST. Michan 9
church. where the organ Is still to be
seen upon which Handel Is said TO have
composed his Messiah" In the grave
yard u the last resting place OF Robert
Emmett. and the vault at ST. Michans
provides a more grewsome THRILL than
the morgue. The sexton lifts an iron
door and descends Il few rude steps
carrying light. without which the
and find yourself In a narrow passage,
from which cell-like reCeSses belonging
to different families branch OFF Wheth-
er II Is owing TO the extreme drynesS
OF the surroundings or To some mysteri
Gus property OF the place the PROCESS OF
decay has been arrested. and the fea-
lures OF persons dead for two centuries
may be recognized from authentic por.
traits. Here lie the brothers Sheares.
who were executed for their share In
the united Irish conspiracy. side 10y
side almost with the Earl OF Leitrim.
who WAS murdered about thirty years
ago. The earrS ancestors for hundredS
OF years back rest In the same vault
Perhaps the strangcst thing about the
vault Is the fact that. apart from the
weird sensation. there is nothing OF
feusive in the surroundings London
Taller
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
nEHsG II has obtained q foot
wv hold.
- Or. hARTER'S
\ IRON TONIC

just the remedy needed, a it sup
plies the blood directly with the iron it
requires 10 combat Colds or La Grippe.
lake 1t before, during, or after. II
taken IN time, it will prevent if taken
curing, 1t will shorten the course if
taken after, it Will prevent all bad after
effects.
Women are especially benefited 10y
Dr. Harter's Iron Tonic, Is they seem to
suffer from the weakness Of Colds and
La Grippe longer than men, and they
are particularly susceptible TO the action
OF a blood builder such As this is.
Foa SALE EVERYWHERE.
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
LOOK OUT
For CoIds-la Grippe!

Protect yourself, and don't trust 10
Providence, Considering the harm
done, neglect" before and after taking
cold is IA physical crime. You may
prevent cold, or, if too late, YOU can
insure yourself against the after ef-
ects," for there j. HE greatest danger,
by using DR.. IIartcr' Iron Tonic. Few
die from Colds, or IA Grippe, or Ca
tarrh. They die Of the after effects.
These diseases all weaken, and TO a
weakened body come flocking a host OF
diseases that fastcn on weak lungs,
heart, stomach, kidneys, and other
weak parts that We seldom think of.
The easiest and best thing to do is to
fortlfy the system 50 that YOU will not
catch cold, but If too late To- do that,
then you must See that no lasting in
jury Is done. Medical authorities all
agree that iron is the fighting element OF
the blood enabling the system not only
to ward of disease, but TO fight il after
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
ReNrr>ri,

What sort OF Il man Is my husband ?
Well, before We were married he
wouldn't lcnv" the house before mid
night, and since he never enters il be
fore" Journal Amusant.
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
Times Changes.

Father (medtating on times changesl
All, Yes. the fashion uf this world
passcth away
Daughter Indeed il does. papa.
shall want Il new Int next week
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28

And haras--d 10y bad cough? | - Bal
lard's Hoehound Syrup. it will ~'cur
YOU sound sh-p and effect prompt and
radical cure. -. 80 and 81 90 hottl,
ut NJ Jones
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
Fs,s~.ts 20 nlix Remedy

Frequently accidents occur IN tin
household, which cause burns. cuts
sprain~ and bruises; for us. IN such cas-.
Baiiard's Snow Imminent has Tor mauN
Years t.su the constant taVurl,r family
remedy 2:g. jn. and 81 oo at j VI Ju..>
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
Cancer Cur j.

Mr. ". " Pickett. Smthtirld ia
writes. sept 10 1901 4 had hr,t
suffering several years with Il rau-,r w
my face, which gave me great anuoyluu,
and uultarahI,. itching. Mas u-5l-
Ballard Snow liulu.-ut lor sore j. =
aud through an accident rubbed SOM,
al ti'' Eminent ON the cancer. and l~ Z
gay" IN" almost instant r,ll-t. | decided
To continue To u~+- The. lIulu,ut ou tI
rLncer. la It short tInr Tia. ,,tur,r ..tr.,
out nay fac- healed up and th,u. - uui
the slightest >,-ar h.tt hay, lmpI. .t
tllth IN the merits OF this prrpJI luu.
ana II cannot he too highly r-,uu.
mcndrd. 20 IN andS co EDr "a
by j VI Jones
NoIuoia County i~,urd on'y tnoml,
i. l,r. lI.,.l...- l.-t tt,1ttl
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28

1t Is always safe To learn even from
our enemies, never safe to Instruct
even our friends Cotton.
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
TICKETS FOR TWO

Flower" for Chicago. Just ahead OF
him was n very pretty girl. and ID
could not help overhearlng the CONVEX,
sation. She, too. was buying ticket
She had made n mistake In the
amount necessary TO secure sleeper
and when the ticket seller called for
the additional 81 she discovered that
her purse was empty. IL was an en-
barrassinG position for the girl, but
there was no help for IL, and she took
her railroad ticket and passed on to
the waiting room.
Rod could not help noting the out
come. lIe-bought his own ticket and
then SAW the girl standing in the nd
Joining room examining her empty
pocketbook.
His >ympathics were aroused; she
looked 80 iorlorn. ard he thought OF bis
own little sister and wondered how she
would feel under similar circumstances.
That settled it. He walked quickly
toward her and, raising his hat. said
Pardon me. but could not help see
ing the trouble You we're in at the tick
ct window. Won't YOU allow me to be
yoLr banker in the ,merSency?'
She looked up ut him shyly. He had a
good. honest face.
"Oh. thank YOU; but don't like
"Of course you don't" said Rod; but
! I'll give you my card and YOU can send
the money back To me when you get
home"
Her face frightened up. You are
very kind. My father was to have been
with me, but was detained at the last
moment. | thought had all the money
| needed 10 get home"
Well. | fortunately have plenty"
said Rod. so let Us get the ticket"
or course he SAW that il was in the
same ear. and it was natural that they
should occupy the same seat.
J 1t was all too soon for Rod when the
berths had To be made up. but he ar
ranged that they should have break
fast together.
Rod SAYS he will never forget that
breakfast. He never did know what
he ordered. hut he toasted upon pair
OF gray eyes which took shy glances
across the little table All the time
he WAS trying To summon up courage
10 tell how much he wanted 10 meet
her again.
Another hour ana they would reach
their destination. the pleasant tete-a-
tete would he over. and he did not even
know her name Rod was getting des-
peratc
by the way, do YOU expect any one
to meet YOU nj the station. or may T.
ION. YES. papa said he would wire
SO, You See, won't have to trouble you
any more
Trouble, l know you don't mean
that 1t has been a great pleasure 10
me-, ami only wish could
Don't sly anything more, Mr. Scott
| am under many obligations to you.
hut papa viii write YOU when he re
turns"
Poor Rod He wanted to say more.
but politrucSS prevented him from
pressing Il matter which he felt might
cmharraS~ her.
When the train pulled into Chicago
and he saw her afcctionatcly greeted
10y an elderly lady. he awakened to the.
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28


The kidneys are your
blood purifiers. they fiji
ter out the waste or
impurities in the blood.
II they are sick or GU,
Of order. they fail to do
their work.
Pains. aches andrheu-
matism come from ex-
cess Of uric acid in the
blood, due 10 neglected
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28

The interest on the state school iuu,
for last wear was 80. :t34 OF
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28

The SUM of $l3S. JSSI was received
Tor thu hire of State c"n.ict- last year
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
Osteopathy.

pk. G. HERMAN. graduate y
N'iH. hIrA>'iib Mi-~onri. S,.l,,ol ots..
III = t hano~ binding. upstairs t,,
doors north "i the po~tofBce Cop.,,,,
on M. Lady attendant.
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28
Over.Mork Weakens
Your Kidneys.
Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.

All the blood in your BODY passes through
your kidneys once every three minuteS.
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28

The one mill state school tax last year
brought III $lO?. i12 90.
The Daytona gazette=news. (Daytona, Fla.) 1901-1922, 1903-02-28

Six months later a carriage was be
INK driven toward the station. A few
stray kernels Of rice Stil chung 10 the
steps.
The carriage stopped. ana the occu
pants went hurrtedly Ia the train
which was starting for the east.
ON, Rod you haven't got the tick,
etsr'
Haven't |, sweetheart? When /
travel with somebody. l always make
up my mind that I'll have to pay for
couple. and So | get them in al
vance"
That's the meauc>t thing you ever
said TO me, Rod" was the laughing re
)oinder but you've got to pay for
them now"
WILLIAM t. DOUGLAS
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Notes Of the Game.
t was a great pitchers battle.

1t was a great pitchers battle.
Lew Drill worked like Trojan behind
the bat.
The Senators are bound to get slice of
luck shortly.
For Mondays crowd and in the face of
the Senator's losses, 1T was wonder.
Mr.. Waddell may be eccentric and all
that, but he certainly can pitch ball.
Manager Lotus had the Senators out
working this morning and the practice will
assuredly make their batting better.
Monte Cross is certainly a wonder. Some
years back he was fairly good at short, but
lacked steadiness. For the past two years
he has demonstrated that he is as good as
the best.
Jack Townsend had all his speed yester-
dpy and almost complete control He
demonstrated yesterday that the Senator's
pitching staff has not been losing the
games.
Delehanty is disconsolate over his weak
hitting. He knows full well that it Is his
chief stock in trade, and he wants a big
percentage to show next fall when new
contracts are being made out. The foul
strike rule is playing havoc with the hit
tiers all over the country. Keller isn't do
ing as well as Delehanty, and there are
many others of equal worth who are away
down the line.
When Lew Drill caught Hoffman at the
rewarded with a badly bruised ankle, the
spikes of the runner cutting clear through
the Senator's shoes.
With Moran and Robinson playing safe
ball so to favor their bad limbs 1t APP
pears strange that so good man as
Holmes should be benched "Ducky Is
one of the best in the country and never
played better than he has this season.
Maybe the kids" won't make things howl
at the park on the Fourth, during the
morning game. Subscriptions to the fund
should pour in in a steady stream so that
no one will be left out in the cold. 1t win
be fun watching the boys coach the players
Charley Dryden. one of the best ball
writer's in the country. and who Is repre-
senting the Philadelphia North American.
is with the Athletics and roofing" like q
regular fan" for the Quakers to win the
pennant again.
George Edward Waddell left last night
Immediately after game. for Lynn, Mass,
where he will sign marriage contract with
Miss Mary Skinner at noon tomorrow. He
wanted to take Shrek along with him. but
Manager Mack objected. Waddell prom
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-02
A TREAT FOR POOR BOYS.
Washington Base Ball Clans" to Show
YOUNGSTERS the Game.

The base ball writer's of the city held a
meeting yesterday afternoon and decided to
Issue the following card to the public,
which explains itself:
To the Public:
Acting upon the suggestion of Mr.. r. M.
Larner thirty-third degree base ball fan,
the sporting editors of the Washington
daily newspapers will undertake to give the
orphans and as many other poor boys of
Washington as possible good time on the
Fourth of July. The plan is to send as
many boys Of the several orphan homes and
as many outside of these institutions as the
fund will permit to the morning game Of
base ball on July between the Washing
ton and Cleveland teams at American
League Park. Further than this, it is pro-
posed to supply each boy with bag Of
peanuts or popcorn and let him have all the
lemonade at the grounds he may WISH The
suggestion of Mr.. Larner has met the ap-
prevail OF the sporting writer's Of this city,
as well as very many citizens of Washing
ton. At a meeting held yesterday 1t was
decided to solicit contributions, small and
large, from the general public These sums
may be sent to any one of the three daily
newspapers OF Washington addressed to
THE Boys Base Ball Fund" and will be
duly acknowledged through the columns Of
the paper receiving such subscription.
Every cent of the fund win be expended for
the pleasure of the poor boys of Washing
ton. They win be carried to and from the
grounds at the expense of the fund, and
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take the best three games out OF nve.
Mr.. Geoghegar had already taken TWO
games. and his winning the 1ourtn set
meant the defeat of his opponent. Mr..
Grant played brilliantly throughout TINS
set. but was defeated in the end by the
score of rs
Mr.. Geoghegan has made quite record
on the Bachelors courts during the past
two or three seasons. He won the all
corners match last year, but was defeated
for the championships class by Mr.. Little,
who later captured the cup. The play TINS
afternoon between Messrs. Geoghegan and
Little will be Of more than usual interest.
because it will settle the question OF
whether or not the present championship
cup shall remain in competition. MI. LII
tie has already won the cup Twice, ana II
he Is able to win this afternoon the cup
viii become his property ana be WITHDRAWN
from contest II Mr.. Geoghegan shouio
win. however. the cup Will remain IN com
petition. as this player has never won II.
In the games yesterday MI Geoghegan
won a handsome silver plate ana Mr.
Grant was given a silver d1sh
Next in interest to the mems singles was
the women's contest, won by MISS Closter-
man. This series requires the winner TO
take the best two out of three sets. MISS
Closterman won the first set. 6-5. by Drill
liant play, but Miss Moore. her opponent,
came up strongly in the second set ana
won out, OF, after hard contest MISS
ClostermGn took the third set with appar-
ent ease. 8-2, and won the match.
The finals in the mems doubles were also
played on yesterday afternoon. Messrs
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not attached to any of the tennis clubs
here. Last year his play was good, but
was not up to the standard. He was de-
feated easily by Mr.. Little before the
championship play. When the two contes-
tsntS went to work yesterday all the adj
vantage seemed to be with Mr. Grant.
He appeared to be much stronger, and
his serve was swift and true.
The courts were In excellent condition.
The rains of the past week had packed
the sand hard, and cool wind blew across
the courts throughout the afternoon and
evening, placing the ground in the best
possible condition for championship play.
The mems singles began shortly after 3
o'clock. AT the outset it looked as though
Mr.. Grant would have no trouble in win
ming. He won the first set handily, 4-6.
Mr.. Geoghegan began his championship
play with the second set. His serve was
not so hard. but the balls were SO accu-
rately placed and so well delivered that
Mr.. Grant seemed unable to get at them.
Grant did not score a point during the
second set, the score at the end being SO.
In the third set Grant played better
game, though his play was not 81 good as
Geoghegan's at any stage. This 1T ended
Ga. The fourth set was bate royal
between the two players. The rules of the
contest required that the winner should
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-02
SURPRISED BY CALVARY.
Sixth Defeated When Victory Seem
ed Certain.

Its like taking candy from the chill
dren." remarked the young men from the
Sixth at the end of the first inning of the
game against the "easy things from Cal
vary in the Church Base Ball League yes
terday afternoon. There's nothing to it
but Sixth" thought the large crowd of
spectators. And it certainly looked as much
a cinch as the American League circuit
finds the Senators to be. Fish slammed a
hot one through third; Kennedy followed
with a terrific drive to right center for a
homer and G. Evans fell in line with
corker to left for four bags. Score, ) too
Then Russell of Calvary cast a hypnotic
spell on the entire bunch of ball tossers
from Sixth, and his team mates, taking the
cue played the game like professionals.
What profiteth three-bagger if Russell
is at the RUBBER" unused Campbell as he
cooled his heels on the bench after getting
caught mapping by Foxy CUTLER Burke and
Syengal Russell. And that was the be-
ginning of the end. Both pitchers were
effective with men on bases, as evidenced
by Calvary's five runs off fourteen hits, but
Russell and his men acted like a mesmeric
machine. and two-baggers and three-sack-
ers for Sixth resulted only in force-outs or
getting caught between bases. Seldom
has game equal to that put up by Rus
sell been seen on local amateur diamonds.
He accepted all but one of his twenty
chances in easy style. and his coaching of
Pitcher Dudley was a large factor in land
ing the game His headwork was the down.
fall of many a base runner. With every in
dication of being ratified he would rush over
the rubber and looking wildly over the dia-
mond throw the ball where it was least
expected by Sixth. but just where it would
do the most good for Calvary His ex-
cellent work was loudly applauded by the
occupants of the grand stand who showed
their knowledge of inside" base ball.
Craggs batting and the fielding and time
ly stick work of Price were also features
of the game.
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afternoon was the handicap at mile and a
quarter. Yardarm was scratched, and At
ricander, winner of the Belmont stakes.
was favorite at to 10. going back to to
10. George doom was to have ridden Afri-
cander and Redfern was in Alex Shields
colors, ready to ride Hunter Raine, when II
was declared that Redfern was not strong
enough to ride. and then Shields claimed
Odom, as he has second call on that jockey.
This necessitated declaring four pounds
over on Hunter Raine.
Himself made the running, but African
ders head was high in the air and Burns
thought it best to let the colt go to the
front on the backstretch. where his space
devouring stride was seen to great advan-
tage. Mineral started after Africander
midway along the backstretch, but at tho
end of a mile he was done and he sulked
badly when his rider used the whip.
Hunter Raine ranged alongside the three
year-old. Burns was seen to be riding Afri-
cander hard and the cry went up that he
was beaten. This was premature, however
for he came away in the stretch like a good
one and, though somewhat tired at the
end he won cleverly by about length and
half. The time, 2.05 4-5, was two-fifths of
a second slower than the Brooklyn handi-
cap. but the weather yesterday was not as
favorable for fast time, on account of the
wind. Africander's weight in the Suburban
is now 10 pounds, while a clause in its
conditions limits three-year- old's weight
to lis pounds, which is the weight that.
Irish Lad must carry If he starts.
Gallant was scratched from the Hudson
stakes, as was also Sir Carter, while Steel
maker, Highball and Don John were added.
Both Steelmaker and Don John were said
to have shown fast trials. but when the
race was on 1t was ccnfined to the two best
public performers, Palinbearer and High
ball The first named was avery strong
favorite and led from start to nnish. while
Highball finished with so much resolution
that many declared he would be hard to
beat at six furIongs.
Don John got away badly and Steelmaker
did not show as well as expected. Tim
Payne was second into the stretch. where
he began to stop rapidly. Palmbearer's
victory was worth %. $50 to the winner.
(Continued on Tenth Pagel
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-02

Wylie c. Grant and Robert LIE Roy of
New York defeated DR.. Larkin w. Glaze
brook and Mr.. ]. c. Davidson of this city.
The local team captured the first set, but
the other team took the last three easily.
The first round of the consolation mems
singles was also played yesterday. The
finals in this match and the champion
ship match between Messrs. Little and
Geoghegan will be played this afternoon.
Grant and Strobridge play the consolation.
At the conclusion of the playing yester-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-02
aRAvEsEND RACES.
Five Favorites Won, Making the Bet.
tiers Happy.

1t was not expected by the bookmakers
doing business at the present meeting at
Gravesend that they would long retain their
heavy winnings Of the first three days.
Their fears were realized yesterday. when
five favorites won and the other winner
carried nearly as much money as did the
actual first choice.
BY far the most interesting race Of the
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Standing of Church League Clubs.
GEoGHEGAN DEFEATS GRANT.
The Former Will Play R. D. Little fol
the Southern Championship,

Mr.. Frank Geoghegan defeated Mr.. Wylie
C. Grant of New York yesterday afternoon
in the finals for the southern tennis cham
pionship on the Bachelors courts. Today
Mr.. Geoghegan will play Mr.. r. D. Little