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The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-01-03

vrrusr Co INC r1gnr! splash to the left
The hawser. was rising again. Once
more It lifted me into the air. Before 1t
sank ! had worked m n.y. u so some eo feet
and again I did this.
An easterly wind was rising and the
still chung to the surface. Far up and
down the sound the whistles blew con-
tinually, some faint ana distant, others
g aaa eacsng My cda ngers
At last knew that was drawing neal
the barge. The cable no longer sank be.
meath my reach. could hear the rush OF
was above the surface altogether. High
In the air above me a blunt stem doomed
through the mist. It Was~ the -barge--
last, with the cable rising at sharp
angle and disappearing over its DOW.
Wearied by my efforts I felt that could
,ever climb that st eep slope without help.
T shouted, but my voice could not De
heard above the rushing foam Despair
ing at last Of attracting the attent1on ~
any one on board, saw that my only as
chance was to ascend the haWser. was
fairly strong in the arms, ana had II mol no.
been for my previous struggles the 1eat
emf state it seemed a tremendous task;
but had no choice in the matter: NY
life hung on my power 10 M N SEQ
hand over hand. If ! let go, the oarss 81
,mggernaut. drowning me at once. be-
The rope frightened, lifting me so that
.1y tees barely touched the San An
n crew loose. and was submerged to the
Waist. was now fairly in the spume IN
frcnt OF the boat. Inch by inch drew
uearer once more the haWser frightened.
and I hung suspended over the surge boil
ng below, the Prov. It slacKenea' anu ll s
was thrown against the stem.
THIS continual motion was my worst
trotihie. sHad the rope been perfectly stu
could haYe climbed mpcS g. 80
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-01-03

ana 1 Wou1an'I MISS seeing tnem ano
smelling them for anything.
So she and the Gala started. How they
Jared is told in these paragraphs from
her first letter home:'
'As to that Gala, it was the greatest
bother I almost wore myself to
shadow taking care Of it. BY the time
got into California I was sick and tired
Of 1t. But I remembered the comfort the
blossoms would give me when they came.
when I got up on the morning of the
last day I looked out Of the car window,
and may never see home again If the
train wasn't running through field OF
callas so big that I couldn't see It's linn
it's! I just sat down and had a good cry!
ITO think that an ordinarily sensible
woman should cart twenty-pound pot
and lily more than 5000 miles just be-
cause she wanted to see it bloom, and
then find millions of the same lilies grow
ing wild! 1t was enough to make an an
gel weep! I just took that Gala and
threw it out of the car window!"-Youth's
COMPANION. =
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-01-03
Bis Dame.

There is a certain small boy who re-
joices in the name of Waite Pearsall. He
commenced to attend school short time
ago. and the teacher had quite an ex
perience in finding out his name.
What is your name?". she asked as
Waite took his seat.
Waite said the boy promptly.
The teacher looked rather surprised,
but said nothing for a few moments,
thinking perhaps he was frightened; then
she asked again:
whats your name?'
Waite" said the possessor Of the
name
After another few minutes silence the
teacher, becoming impatient, exclaimed:
well, I've waited plenty long enough
now, please tell me your name. 81
That made the boy laugh and finally
The teacher understood. I.5s zg
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-01-03
what the Drummer Said.

A capital story is associated with the
name of DR.. Lueger. the notorious anti
Semitic burgomaster of Vienna, says
Chambers Journal. Three soldiers once
before dismfssing them he said to one:
s'What would you do II the emperor or.
dered you to shoot the burgomaster OF
II would shoot the burgomaster." was
the stolid reply. q y
'.OhH said DR.. Lueger. and what is
your religion 2. So
II am a Protestant
"In that care, am only slightly sur
prisedS NJ you.ss said the burgomaster.
Turning 70 an0fher soldier. he repeated
the quest l0n. ssss u -. I'll,
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-01-03
How He Got His Job.

The young man stood before the great sieei
magnate A moment later the latter iooAeu
up. ,..x,p tho ,nnddie6.
shoes, and the unkempt hair OF the YOUTH
"Well?" he said. ...-- =. r,,,a
rva wanted a lob because he needed It, .-.-.
.sir,' he said. 81 have came 49,.
He got no farther A smile irradlateo INC
sarhat's ali right" he said; the 3op is
yours was afraid at first that you miH 3
he one Of those worthless college graduates. =,
And when the youth. the valedlctoIiah q. can a
faced his mirror he winked at his own re-
fection. -Cleyelan1 Plain Dealer 80 FH,
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-01-03

i,yluaoLr1, opry, Iopnru tiio
man. ~
"And what Is YOU rellg1on?
II am a Roman Catholic.'
"In that case am exceedingly surprised
at you
The third soldier, when addressed. re-
piled: 49,.
IT would not shoot the burgomaster:
"Ah!" shrieked the burgomaster. highly
pleased; land why not, my friend? What
is your religion?'...
II am a Jew"
"Whaty shrieked Lueger. DO YOU
know that am the greatest anu-Sem.te
in all Austria and Hungary, and you
would not shoot me?' r.,
II haven't a rife" replied the man. II
am a drummer
Tahleaui
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Questions Ceased.

A precocious little chap, the child Of an
old and intimate friend, was dining along
with his parents at a friends house. fho
SOUP. which was very thin, was Pr sed
around. but Charlie was observed trifing
with his spoon. ......-,~
Tic hostess said: Are you not hungry,
Charlie?' -
yes replied Charlie. ''but I'm not
thirsty. -.
When the meat was served a little
later the hostess very kindly asked: -,
"Cbarlie. can you cut your own meat?
Charlie. who was already handling his
Cant r. i've cut quite as tough meat
For The rest of the dinner the hostess
dfd MOI put any further questions TO me
Young hopeful london Spare Moments
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-01-03
Whites Education.

What is a captain of Industry asked the
boy who is going to be very wise some day.
-: IS a term that is applied to the head OF
great monopoly when he Is at a banquet.
"And what is robber baron ?'- ss
IT'S the same man when he Is in politics. -
Washington Star. 5s1 g, isaisa
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-01-03
Carry1ng Goals to newcastle.

Carrying Goals to Newcastle.
When the woman who loves flowers
went to California to spend the winter
she insisted on taking along her pet Gala,
says the Troy Times. 81 never thought
so much of plant as I do of that Gala,
she replied to her husbands objection
1t ssstA be fusl of plosa onas this inter
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-01-03
=. ,r a.. Rut,t That way

II ..1dy aim said the confidence man rs .o
live 11apn,ness. In one way may claim po
Be philanthropist : ssf . 4. ~. -.
.sT,ertainly ~ was the answer. II you snaysss
Followed the various fakes and swndles ,pf sass
present day. you surely must have noticed tnss
- are hapssy Only when they are -
- AZ q SseSfx iurao ed Chicago Post. M
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1903-01-03
BROKEN.

resi- hear that he. has broken with
5har. !, III, 55+la
engagement. . !,
Jess-When she discovered that the en-
Kaaenneaaf md sbrcken him ~ a lade A1nsa
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
HOPE FOR THE WORST.
Europe Would Like to See an Indus.
trial Crisis in America.

Europe Would Like to See an Indus
trial Crisis in America.
Berlin, Sept. 9.-Industrial Europe's
eyes are eagerly fixed on labor condi-
tions in the United States. The ex-
pected financial crash not having &C.
Cured, Europe is hoping that Amer,-
can commercial supremacy may be ar
rested by the spread of labor discon-
tent. American strikes, lockouts and
trade union scandals are extensively
reported in the European press and
accepted as signs that American work.
ingmen are losing their heads and
Fastening the day when the United
States need no longer be regarded as
a dangerous competitor in the worlds
markets. This feeling is particularly
prevalent in Germany, which is becom-
ing more and more dependent on it's
export trade and is anxious to profit
by the misfortune of it's rivals, fore
most among whom it ranks the United
States.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
LABOR DAY RIOT
VERY EXCITING INCIDENT DURING
THE PARADE IN CHI.
IN EMPLOYER IS ASSAULTED
=oR DRIVING ONE OF HIS OWN
TEAMS WITHOUT HAVING
UNION CARD.
;EAsiD BY A MOB o. 1000 MEN
FAIRNESS CUT, HORSES COM.
PEELED TO RUN AWAY AND
DRIVER BEATEN.
BY A MOE o. 1000 MEN

Chicago. Sept. 8. - L. J.. Thornton,
he proprietor of a warehouse and van
company, was assaulted yesterday
turing the labor parade because he
was driving one of his own teams
without having a union card in his
possession.
Thornton hitched the horses to one
Of his vans in the morning and took a
score or more of children out to see
he parade. He attempted to haul moth
ing but his guests For three hours
ne stood with his wagon at the corner
If Jackson Boulevard and Clark
streets and watched the parade. When
ne attempted to drive away he was
stopped by some of the teamsters in
the parade, who asked if he had a
union card.
He Tried to Explain
that he needed no card, that 1t was
his own team and that he was doing
no hauling. Several hundred men
gathered around the wagon and at
tempted to pull him off. An escort OF
police enabled him to get several
blocks away, when a mob numbering
fully thousand caught up with him.
He whipped up his horses and for
nearly a mile he was pursued, when
finally the mob cut the harness of his
horses into small pieces, beat the ami
mails with canes, compelling them to
run away and then beat Thornton bad
ly. Thornton employs a large number
of transfers, all of whom are members
of the union, and has I've had any
trouble with the organization before.
Murdered at a Picnic.
st. Louis, Sept. 8. - The building
trades council paraded 5000 strong.
They celebrated the afternoon and
evening with a picnic at Forest Park
Highlands. Here, late in the after
noon, Andrew Barrett, a private watch
man, was killed. He attempted to ar
rest a mar who was making a disturb
ance near the scenic railway. Friends
of the nan set upon the Waterman and
SO brutally beat him that he died be-
fore the arrival Of an ambulance.
Twenty officers went to Barrett's as
sistance. They were attacked by the
crowd. Revolvers, clubs and batons
were freely used, and a number of per.
sons were seriously injured.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
Two Coed HiGhlanders.

During the Crimean war a Scotch
officer vas appointed to command a
regiment recruited in Glasgow,
Scotland, and, being a Highlander,
took a vote of the regiment to deter.
mine whether the men favored the
adoption of the Highland costume.
In due time the regimental orderly
appeared before the colonel with the
result of the vote.
We'll, orderly" said he, "How many
Of the men favored the adoption of the
Highland plaids?"
Only two, sir"
"Only two! Well, I am glad ] have
at least two good Highlanders in MY
regiment Who are they?"
Corporal Flaherty and Private Mil.
ligan, sir."-Philadelphia Ledger.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
GET THEIR SENSES
Co'omblans Stirred Up BY ~. :.
Talk From United ST.. rO'ns

a'k from United States,
communication from Wash;s pUlta
the Colombian government Da
had an effect. e''Oea4
"A telegram received from
says that the committee of the s sss''
Yesterday presented a plan selaa
the basis of a law providing for 10
canal treaty, which the g]overnmaIa
authorized to negotiate with tho ~
ed States. "e ola
DR.. Harran, the Colombian cD,,.
received the following cable yr,r,
the retiring governor Of Papam.
Panama, yesterday, in repIv r. D'
quiry sent: ~ y
Nothing is known here ro,,.n
withdrawal from congress Of pa
delegation. | have been informed :. /
Senator Obaldia has been arno,. aa]
governor and he is on his vav Wy
Representative F~ahuoga."
The state department yesters,n
ceived a routine MESSAGE fro, N
Beaupre, the American minis.o, n
Bogota, acknowledging the recoir, y
Secretary Hays c~ablegram Of IL
2G, stating that the Washinptor ~
eminent would enter into m ano,,
ment which would hamper the n,1.,
dents freedom of action under .na
This was all the cablegram stato,'
although 1t has been the hssiS !.
speculative reports about Mr. po,r
pres ideas OF the Bogota ~situatio,
The state departments attitude Is ON,
of dignified patience. No indication i
its cours of action in the event tb,
the Colombian congress rejects =
amends the treaty will be forthcom,,,
until the time for the exchange of,
fications expires Sept. %. 1t is knor,
at the state department that IN
Colombian congress already is recre,
ting it's hasty action in rejecting I'M
treaty, but the state department vii
suggest no remedy for the mistake
Once and for all the state departmep
has announced that the treaty as AZ
proved by the Washington governmen
and ratified by the American senat
must stand. 1t is up to the Bogot
government to ratify that identis
treaty if Colombia desires an isthmia
canal.
The state department regards all tn
reports as to the connection of til
government or even its interest in q
unrest on the isthmus as of trivia col
sideration. DR.. Herran, the Columbia
charge d'affaires. Indignantly scout
the idea that the United States woul
lend itself to the encouragement
this unrest.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
A Servian idiom.

"Greenlee says that when he was
abroad he courted a Servian girl"
Custom any different from Ours ?"
Il guess not. Greenlee says when
he called on her they usually sat Wis
a-vis.'
Il don't believe a word that Green.
lee says"
why not?"
There's no such expression as Wis
avis IN the Servian language. It's
vitch-a-vitch. "-Cleveland Plain Deal
er,
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Cause for Rejoicinu.

Mother writes that she is coming
to spend a few weeks with US re-
marked the bride of three short
months, as she glanced over a letter
at the breakfast table.
The saints be praised!" exclaimed
the man who had once declared that
he could not live with her. "lour
mother, at least, is a splendid cook"
Chicago News.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
Tip Born Of Experience.

ooh, you ought to meet my
lance!" exclaimed the newly engaged
girl. He is truly a demigod, if there
ever was one"
That's all right, dear" rejoined
her lady friend, who had worn a we'd
ding ring for five long years. 81 hope
he won't evolute down to a demijohn
cago News.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
THREE PERISH IN A NINE.
Cut or From Escape by Fire - Res.
cuers Are Injured.

cuers Are Injured.
Springer, N. Mex, Sept. 9. = Last
Friday afternoon Mine No. 1 of the
Dawson Fuel company caught fire and
is now burning. In room No. 8 of the
mine were three men, all Of whom
persisted. Some one set fire to a cur.
tain at the entry of the mine, and
from this the fire started. Saturday
evening the superintendent of the
mine, with a posse of men, started to
rescue those inside and put out the
nre. The fans were working and
when the force was quite a distance
inside a terrible explosion took place.
throwing some of them as far as thirty
1eet. All came out scorched and
scratched and some badly hurt. The
mine is still on fire and the bodies of
the dead have not been recovered.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
WAR 10 FAR OFF.
Turkey and Bulgaria Sure to Get at Il
Before Lonq.

London, Sept. Especial dispatches
from the near East published this
morning add little fresh news regard.
ing the situation in the Balkans. All
the correspondents at ConstantlnOpic
emphasize the apparent danger OF war
with Bulgaria, while the Sofia cores
pOndents are equally insistent as
the prudent and correct attitude OF
Prince Ferdinand and his government
Accounts from both Turkish and ID
surgent sources of the operations ID
Macedonia show that the WORK OF ef
termination is proceeding uncheckea'
and, although apparently realizing 'ns
danger of a conflagration, the powers
are making some attempt to interleie'
it is believed that nothing
OF a Serious Nature
will be done until after the meeting
the car and Emperor Francis JoSepn
at Vienna, when it may be too laR'
The insurgents are now said 10 NUM-
Der $4,000 we'll armed and efhcienu'
commanded men. Their leaders seeT
ingly will stop at nothing 10 se.~'
resources for their equipment INV
Sofia correspondent of the Daily i0'
graph says: ,
81 am in close touch with the insu'
gents and am enabled to aflrm GU
phatically that unless acceptable pv
posals are made within two OF INV
weeks
Europe Will Be Startled
by a record of deeds u~nequalled III Wv
bloodstained history of the East
The Morning Leaders corresp0As
ent at Sofia says the Turkish ponH :,
to draw the insurgents into acuop"
all points. The bands, however
avoiding conflicts until her pi'p ps,h,
tons are completed. They are go
ering in strong masses at various t..
sitions with a, view to comprehe
movement inside of ten days 80,
An unofficial report from 10,
says that the Bulgarian eXal0n Il
been shut up in his palace peca 100,
his refusal to issue a further pas u,
letter asking the Bulgarlans
down their arms. Mon
A dispatch to the Times tro"
astir dated Sept. 5 says: 80. pu,
"In Turkish circles war WIN ,,,
garia is thought to be imminent ,loce
Pasha, inspector general oil
donna, himself says he
Sees No Other Solution :,
The final reserves are warned sor
themselves in readiness an .cina
have been issued to the par an
towns to supply horses ana ho rn,ars
otherwise aid the military pr
| tons.
slauqhter 10 Imminent.
"In the feverish attempt 10 s
out the instruction in his qua -,
as to release the troops for ope =,
elsewhere there is u%nfortunatel'
reason to suspect that an ia,
making to produce the indlso -,
slaughter Of the Bulgarian e'e Tin,
which Christians of all nh
are in danger Of being treated -
Should this prove true there can =
hope of saving the greater par. al
Christian population in the
' tricts of Western Macedonia
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
Room for Improvement.

What a perfect fright" exclaimed
the youthful mouse, as the woman
jumped upon a chair and madly
clutched her skirts.
"Oh, I don't know replied the OH
mouse. who had seen something of
the world. 81 fancy I've seen it done
more artisticalIy."-Chicag News.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

Some immense waterspouts have
been sec in Nome, and it has been
hailing blocks Of ice in Colorado, but
not q solitary ~sea-serpent has shown
up at any Of the seaside resorts this
summer. The sea-serpent liar must be
taking . vacation this year.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

The San Francisco earthquake and
the eruption of Mt. Colima, following
the outburst from vesuvius, afford am.
pie evidence that the disturbance in.
side the great round ball on which we
live has not been settled yet.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

That man in Mount Vernon who let
his wife compel him to sleep for a
month in the chicken coop has shown
unconsciously that it takes a wife to
measure accurately the dimensions of
FER husband.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
pas ~Experience.

Little Willie-Say, pa, what makes
a man give a woman q diamond en-
gagement ring?"
Pa-The woman. my son.-Chicago
Nouro
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

It Is generally known that potatoes
contain a large percentage of alcohol
but are we to infer that this is most
generously liberated in the process OF
MASKING?
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

Representative Baker of Brooklyn,
who will neither accept railroad
passes o appoint cadets to Annapo.
lis, must have got into politics by mis-.
take.-Buffalo Express.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

How would it do for the nations, be.
fore further increasing their navies
TO have a few of the rocks dug out
of the oceans. SO the boats will have
room?
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

There Is a man at Laurel, L. l., who
life he has eaten $1,000 pancakes.
Some people don't seem to have any
sense of shame.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

III you are bitten by a rattlesnake,"
says an authority, "and can't get
whisky, eat tobacco pound IL nec-
essary. 1t will cure you" Life is
sweet, and there are men, doubtless,
who would pay even this price for it.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

Unfortunately the people the
world would like most to be rid of are
never the n who get mixed up in
those tunnel accidents.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
A Shrewd CIirrs.

lawyer must know the whole
truth before l can successfully defend
you. Have you told me everything?
Prisoner-Yes, everything, 'cept
where l hid the money, and l want
that for myself.-Glasgow Evening
Times.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
CIRCUS TENT BLOWN DOWN..
one Hundred Persons Receive More
or Less Serious lnjuries.

IVJUVTCS.
Antnony, Kan, Sept. 8. - During a
severe wind storm yesterday Robin.
o circus tent was blown down. An
immense crowd Of people were in the
menagerie and when the poles came
down with the canvas one hundred
persons were hurt. Price Joyner was
prooaply fatally injured. Animal
cages were overturned, some falling
On people. None of the animals es.
capped.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

The Toledo Blade says: "Miss Fairy
Titmarsh has a pair Of calves that can
not be beat in this section of our
glorious republic. Perhaps somebody
will write q poem about them, as
somebody did about Mary's little
lamb.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

Live shells were fired at a French
warship without any apparent effect
upon it. However, Dewey's men were
not behind the guns.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

"The sheep which were imprisoned
in the turret of the French cruiser
Eufern"-that's just what they were
doing, even II they were not seriously
injured.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

Perhaps If they had allowed Mr..
Corbett to take an ak into the ring
with him the result might have been
different.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

Prof. Langley should not be discour.
aged. II his machine will not fly per.
haps 1t will be a success as q sub.
marine boat.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

A st. Paul girl tried the old reli
able test to discover if they wer'
mushrooms or toadstools. 1t worked
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

A Chicago professor has undertaken
the task of writing six large books
about money. That's his scheme for
getting money.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

California regrets to report that she
has not prunes enough this ear to
create trouble in ever the Hungarian
diet.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
A Desperate Cure.

Helen-Poor Jack! Just because
rejected him he has joined IN expedi-
ton that starts for the North pole.
What do you suppose he did it for?
Dorothy-He probably wanted to
get warmed up again.-Detroit Free
Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
Whv7

She--He can't bear to have girls get
ahead Of him.
He-Then why doesn't he stop run.
ming after them?-Harvard Lampoon,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11
That Held Him.

The Widower-I think it is not good
even for a whower to be alone.
Ruth-Well, l don't know. think
. good many of them don't give it q
fair trial.-Puck.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

Lawrence. Kas., had a wind storm
the other day that made some of the
old settlers think for the moment that
Quantrell had come again.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

1t would be well worth going many
miles to see Mr.. Jeffries and a good
swift red devil collide head-on.