Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1903-07-21


less in a drought district.-St. Louis
Star.
The automobile fad is making some of
the residence streets smell like an oil
retnery.-Kansas City Journal.
Sc. Louis papers have given notice that
the presidential mention of Joseph Folk
is no jolk.-Minneapolis Times.
The get-rich-quick people are not deal
ing with the Postotlice Department at
present.-Birmingham Age Herald
What good will it do us if they have
found the smallpox germ? We didn't
lose him.-Montgomery Advertiser.
A Beta Theta ri convention is coming.
This must be the father of all the break
fast foSds.-St. Louis Globe Democrat
The reassuring information comes from
Colombia that President Marroquin has
not resigned ain.-Indianapols News.
Between being king in Seryia or
witness in Kentucky we believe we'd
rather so a-fshin Montgomery Adver-
tiser.
The only colored gentleman who seems
to be getting his rights just now is the
Mad Mullah.--New York Mail and Elk
press.
Or. Lorenz by pulling children's legs
into joint seems to have pulled some
doctors noses out of Standardization
News.
The lynching fever is travelling North
with the velocity, and some of the vio-
fnce of a cyclone.--St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
A few of the food sufferers have al
ready begun to kick on ham and haocu.
This means that the worst is past.-Kan-
sas City Star.
The street railway death list for 1908
seems likely to enrich both the funeral
directors and the lawyers.-St Louis
POst-Dispatch
Mr.. Bonaparte ought to be able 90
furnish Waterloo for the crooks in the
Postoffice Department Newport News
Times Herald
This is Il world in which the Christian
has only to examine himself inwardly.
as his friends are ready to do the rest
Galveston News.
The Honduras government has confis-
Gated railroad belonging to Senator De-
pew Now listen to Freedom Shrek
Detroit Free Press
Remark that common sense alone is
necessary to end the labor troubles mere
~ emphasizes the scarcity of the com
modity,-New York Telegram.
The Ohio Republicans found the Iowa
idea waif, gave him a bath and n suit
of clothes, and adopted him under the
name of Stan Patter.-Washingto Star
One thing has been demonstrated. If
Sir Thomas beats the Reliance, he viii
beat the best yacht that American skill
has been able to produce Boston Globe.
A scientist assures us that the earth
is good for 20,00o,000 years yet Unless,
of course, Morgan and Baer should de-
eide to take it with them.-W ashington
Post.
The Oregon editor who thinks that
the President Gin general appearance re-
sembles Napoleon" couldn't have seen
Napoleon very recently. indianapolis
News.
The largest man in the world has been
discovered in Kustjak, Russia. Good!
We have several unbeaten specimens of
the smallest right here-New York Tel
egram.
Russia has been giving the powers
glimpse of her hand in the far East.
There appear to be four aces and a club,
and also Manchuria, in it.-Sioux City
Journal.
Even the Sultan Of Morocco has not es-
capped criticism, but when he gets his
stable of Missouri mules he will be pre-
pared to kick back.-St Louis Globe
Democrat.
Now a New York exchange credits
Russell Sage with "a liberal tip to
club waiter" Mr.. Sage evidently has
begun to sow his wild oats at last.-Mil-
waukee Sentinel.
The statement of an eye witness who
saw Curtis Jet shoot Attorney Marcum
does not weigh near as much as the
muzzle of gun, in the opinion OF
Breathitt County jurymen.-sAtlanta
Journal
4 Salem, Mass, judge recently sen
fenced two umbrella purloiners TO two
months Imprisonment. This is the same
Salem that mas been so often accused Of
burning witches. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Hawaii has a pressing Tabor prob
ltIl ull us liduuss II Is the uuEbilpu
how to make people work in a climate
which produces food in such abundance
that they don't have it.-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
A New York paper prints an essay on
"How to Live ON What You've Got"
As if that was Of any interest to New
Workers The game over there is to live
on what the other fellows got.-Pbila-
delphia Inquirer.
The decision Of a Brooklyn magistrate
that for one woman to call another an
old maid is serious case Of disorderly
conslct increases the swelling ranks or
our Dogberrys by one shining member.
New York Press.
Judge Lynch is nowhere regarded as
an ornament 10 the bench; the only trou-
BILE is that his rulings do not appear so
Objectionable when he is on our circuit
as when he Is on circuit at distance
Boston Transcript.
The Seryian military gentlemen who
cleared the throne Of that country for
King Peter think that the Cars friendly
dispatch settles the question Of the new
Kings position. They are right, too
at least for the time being. Hartford
CoGrant.
With foods in the Mississippi basin,
forest fires in the East and cyclones in
the South, really nothing is needed to
complete the work Of devastation but
an earthquake in California and an auto
mobile race through the middle Vest
Springfield Republican.
Now that the remains Of a man in
Oklahoma have been identified" as those
Of John Wilkes Booth, the chances Of
finding Charley Ross and ascertaining
the name Of the man who struck Billy
Patterson have been UNNECESSARILY inn
vroyed.-Nashville American.
King Peter Of seryia.
King Peter had a great send of ~ Bel