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nerseit IL! enough to go to bed, but she is
Tar from being able to do her work w;tbor,
the greatest exhaustion. This is a verv
common sight and is almost always due to
pelvic catarrh. ~
1t is worse than foolish for so manv
women 10 suffer year after with a disease
that can be permanently cured.
feruna cures catarrh permanently. II
cures old chronic cases as well az a sl;ob,
attack, the only difference being in the
length OF time that it should take to effect
a cure. ~
II you do not derive prompt and s~atisfac.
Tory results from the use of Peruna: write
al once to DR.. Hartman, giving a full state
ment OF your case, and he will be pleased
10 give you his valuable advice gratis.
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A daring rescue of shipwrecked Leo
pie was made off New York recently.
Terrible destruction was wrought by
the hurricane which visited the Cay
mans islands.
-Four persons were seriously injured
and others narrowly escaped death
from fire in a fiat building in Kansas
City.
Fire destroyed the rolling mill,
Northern elevator and Farmers home
at Carman, Man. Loss, $4,000; insur,
ance, SIS, 900.
Prof. Warren II. Detwiler of the
northeast manual training school of
Philadelphia, while attempting to kill
a cat, shot and killed himself
A freight train got beyond control
above ManitOu, running into Colorado
City at a speed of 100 miles an hour,
where it collided with a switch engine.
No one was hurt.
Duncan Swan, q well-known farmer
living near Otsego, Mich, shot into
what he thought was a flock of crow
in his cornfeld, and killed his daugh-
ter Mary, who was in the field gather,
ing corn.
Five persons we're severely injured
In a wreck on the Lake Shore electric
road near Sheffield, Ohio. An east
bound car speeding toward Cleveland
ran into an open switch and crashed
into a gondola loaded with coal. The
passenger car was completely
wrecked.
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FUN WITH n MAYOR.
klM From the West and Atlantic
City's Executive.

Elh From the West and Atlantic
City's Executive.
There a a big overflow Of Elks
nom the Baltimore convention last
week, and hundreds of them are there
pet A party of about a dozen OF
mem were swinging along the board
vag the other day when they met Mr..
Stoy, Atlantic City's mayor, taking his
institutional.
The Elks knew him by sight. One
q them stepped forth from the gang,
loltely raised his hat to Mayor Stoy,
md said to him:
Beg pardon, sir, but do you live
lere?"
Why, yes" courteously replied the
mayor, q
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. m-o-ov-e?"
awled the dozen or SO Elks in a hi.
|afous basso chorus.
Inc mayor looked surprised for a
|n0ment and then he engaged the Elks
g conversation.
N well, remarked n OF the Eiks 10
~ mayor, as the party prepared to
move on, there's one thing that you've
got here that we haven't got out
West"
What is that?" unsuspectingly IN.
aalred the mayor.
I. Inc East" howled the Elks, again
= numbering, deep unison, and then
~ mayor good naturally gave them
y and resumed his stroll.-New York
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DOCTOR SAID
su't Wrong Food and Eat Grape
Nuts"

MUS
An l%llinoisan who has been through
1e mill says: Last spring l was sc
va with indigestion l could not digest
ven soft cooked eggs and doctor said
must eat predigested food and pre-
,lioed Grape-Nuts. l changed for the
utter before I had used one package,
's.ng 1t three times a day.
my improvement on Grape-Nuts
"ou was SO wonderful that I ION.
suoed to use your food drink Postum
= Place Of tea and to make a long
cWiy Snort l have not been without
S'ape-Nuts and Postum since and my
resent health proves my doctors
.suom in prescribing Grape-Nuts. l
eve got strong as q horse and well
.a l wv 1t all to your delicious food
M uu Postum" Name given by Pos.
1% co.. Battle Creek. Mich.
m the making Of Grape-Nuts food
Inc indigestible starches Of the
ain are transformed into Post sugar.
M ,ery particle of Grape-Nuts is digest
~ e IN the weakest stomach. Physi-
ssas have never found q stomach
weak to digest and assimilate
LOOK In each package for a copy Of
famous little book. 1.-THE Rosd 10
MELVILLE"
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From Other Shores.

Vesuyius is still in eruption. No
damage is being done.
Enrico B~evignani, the musical con-
ductor. died at Naples.
Ambassador Porter has been elect
Cd a member of the Society or the
Cincinnati.
Israel Zangwill declares himself In
favor of the East African colonization
movement.
The condition of Henrik 1bsen, the
Norwegian dramatist, remains I'M
changed. He is in no immediate dan
ger.
Admiral Prince Henry has been as
eioned to the naval station at klel.
Admiral Goester succeeds to the COM
u.nd of he First active squadron.
Nine. Simon lie Bargy, an actress OF
Paris. has signed a contract to appear
IN America the coming season. she
h.s created a sensation in emotional
roles.
A dispatch received at Paris from
Morocco states that government
troops to the number OF 3,ooo were
smbushed and 1000 were killed OF
wounded.
The Journal do Commerce. OF Rio
yaneiro, Brazil, announces that a syli-
d,cate OF American capitalists IS
about to purchase the whole stock OF
Brazilian coffee.
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GRATEFUL. HAPPY WOMEN
Thank PE-RU-NA FOR THEIR
RECOVERY AFTER YEARS OF
SUFFERING.

Miss Muriel Armitage, 3e Greenwood
Ave, Detroit, Mich, District Organizer
OF the Royal Templars of Temperance,
In Z recent letter. y
think that a woman naturally
shrinks from making her troubles public.
but restored health has meant so much
to NE that I feel for the sake of other
suffering women it is my duty to tell
what Peruna has done for me.
:, suffered for five years with uterine
irregularities, which brought on hysteria
ana made me a physical wreck. l tried
doctors from the different schools ~
meoicine. but without any perceptible
Gnaage IN my condition. In my despair
caiied on an old nurse, who advised me
70 Try feruna. and promised good re-
suits II l would persist and take il req
uiaily. 1 thought this was the least I
could do and procured a bottle. | Knew
as soon as l began taking it that it was
affecting me differently from ANYTHING
+! mad used before, and so l kept OF TAX,
ing it. kept this up for six months
and steadily gained strength and health
and when had used fifteen bottles I
considered myself entirely cured. am
a grateful happy woman today
Miss Muriel Armitage.
feruna cures catarrh Of the pelvic
organs with the same surety as it cures
catarrh of the head. Peruna has be-
come renowned as a positive cure for
female ailments simply because the all
are mostly due to catarrh. Ca
tarfh Is he cause of the trouble.
feruna cures the catarrh. The symp-
toms disappear.
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Washington Notc.

fool selling has been stopped at tho
Readville trots.
AN antitrust association has been mr.
ganized in Illinois.
u. M. Parry says labor unions would
enslaVe the human race.
COL W. A. Johnson a prominent Re.
p"olican OF Kansas, is dead.
The prairie chicken season in the
northwest opened auspiciouslv.
mere is no indication Of ~depression
IN trade following the decline in So
curities.
"A young German who insisted upon
Interviewing the president was sent 70
an asylum.
Inc Lorain Steel Works in Ohio
nave been merged into the National
Tube company.
GRAIN shippers are claiming that the
new transatlantic steamship combine
Will injure their business.
The Universal Peace union savs tha
causes of war should be removed, and
also declares against lynching.
The postal department is inuuirins
into the alleged contract with the Bun
oy Time Clock company for the supply
of clocks.
Nearly 600 children took part in the
thirteenth annual baby parade at AS
bury Park, N. j., which was witnessed
by $4,000 spectators.
Colonel w. ]. Bryan has given his
formal Endorsement of John H. lark
or Cleveland for United States sena-
tor. Clark stands in favor of the Kali
sas City platform with the exception
of the free silver plank.
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Sin and Sinners.

DR.. Frank M. English, arrested at
MENDOZA, H., for malpractice, COM
mitted suicide in Jail.
In a fight between wire tappers and
employees of the Delmar track at st.
Louis, n of the tappers was shot.
Doctors Emanuel Urban and T. F.
Knapp are under arrest in st. Louis,
charged with stealing drugs from the
~poorhouse drug store.
Andrew Finch and Doe Bacon, con-
victed of attempting to criminally as
sault Mrs. c.. K. Goehegan, were
hanged at Petersburg, Va.
Mrs. Alexander W~inton, wife of the
president of the Winton Automobile
company, committed suicide at Cleve-
land by throwing herself into the lake.
Jacob w. Giest is under arrest in
Louisville, charged with obtaining ST.
0O0.O by e Of a directory SWIM
die in various portions Of the United
States.
Giovanni Viola shot and killed Vim
n Till, a banker, in Philadelphia.
When pursued by a crowd he serious
ly wounded Policeman Comfy. He
was captured.
John D. Dey of Norfolk, Va, has
confessed that he Put s%trychnine in a
glass of water and gave it to his
mother for salts. She died after
drinking the poison.
Evidence at the trial or a man
officials at Newark, N. j., shows that
the car, which collided with a fast
train, slipped down a steep hill while
the motorman vainly tried to set the
brakes.
Miss Lydia M. Rood, who kept a lit
tie shop at 2431 Calumet avenue, Chi.
cago, is supposed to have committed
suicide because she was refused per-
mission to adopt little twelve-year-old
Erwin Miller.
Philip Davis and Fred Hayman we're
arrested in Denver and brought back
to Chicago, charged with the theft OF
s440 from the Postal Telegraph COM
pany. Davis was using the money to
pay tuition in a Denver college.
A fight occurred on a ferryboat at
Bellaire, Ohio, between Fred Williams
ana two striking employees Of the Ma
tional Tube company. A railing gave
way, precipitating the three into the
river. The two strikers were drown
ed.
Henry F. Keevil of st. Louis shot
and killed Annie Scharr, his supposed
sweetheart, but who proved to be mis-
wife by a secret marriage. Next day
he killed himself with the same re-
volver. No reason is known for the
deed.
Edison A. Monroe, a jeweler, has
been arrested at New Haven charged
with receiving stolen silver bullion
taken from the International Silver
company. John H. Booth of Meridian,
an employee of the company, and
joshua Sutta, another jeweler, are
also under arrest.
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kssums u the nsws>

1t has been discovered that a Lon
don firm is supplying the Mad Mul.
ian forces with arms and ammuni-
tlon' which they are using against the
English forces.
Il postponement Of the British
army maneuvers until the middle of
september has caused Field Marshal
hord Roberts to abandon his proposed
WISH TO the United States.
Herr G~runyaald, editor of an an
archlst paper, Nueus chen. at Berlin,
was sentenced to three months I'M
prlsonment for publishing a threaten
ing article against certain BavarIan
officers.
The Crown Prince Frederick Will
lam visiting the estate of Prince Hen
ry, near Berlin, took charge of the
llre brigade at a fire, mounting a lad
DER against a burning barn at consld.
cradle personal risk.
The Pekin correspondent of the
LONDON Times says it is practically
certain that the editor and staff of he
Chinese reform newspaper at Shang.
hal, the Supao, will not be surren-
dered to the Chinese authorities.
Oskar Messter of Berlin invented an
apparatus combining the monograph
II moving photograph machine, so
as TO produce a speaking photograph,
n has given a private view of his
invention, with satisfactory results.
Twenty Berlin artists have Joined IN
a protest to Emperor William against
the rejection of their works by The
commission charged with hanging the
pictures for the Royal academy eXhl-
bition. The emperor has ordered the
commission to submit a reply.
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Physiological Error.

"It says in dis paper dat a teller wot
broke out O jail was shot through de-
~v-i-t-G-l-s. Wot does dat mean?"
through de victuals. Dey must a
plugged him in de stomach"
But dey had chased him two DAYS
an he hadn't had not'in to eat"
Den de papers wrong. 1t oughter
said he was shot trough de appetite"
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UnsporthmanIike

First Chauffeur-Puffer ought to lie
put ont of the auto club: he's no true
sportsman.
Second Chauffeur-Why, what's the
matter with Pufer
He runs people down promiscuous-
ly without even footing a horn. A
regular p~ot-hunter."
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|nANY CHILDREN ARE SICkLY.

Nher Grav's Sweet Powders for Children,
I'D by Mother Gray. nurse in Children's
lone, New York. cure Summer Complaint.
tverishness, Headache, Stomach Troubles,
esthing Disorders and Destroy Worms. At
Druggists, 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
bddrsss Allen S. Olmsted, lie koy. N. Y.
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Her NirhtIY Habit.

The Doctors your wife a good
sleeper, Mr.. Stubb?
Stubb-Yes, pretty good.
The Doctor-Does she go to sleep as
soon as she touches the pillow?
Stubb-Well-er-she goes to sleep
Chicago News.
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PATENTS.

List Of Patents Issued Y Week tt
Northwestern InvPrs.
e. Hanson, Fairfax, NJ, cannon
pinion remover; Lena HdMinneapo,
lis, Mimi, dressmakd marking
pliers; Jas. McCrossin, fgus Falls,
Mimi, cross line bucklarmin Neu.
bert, Minneapolis, MinnIewery con-
struction; Dennis O'Ldlin, Moor
head, Mimi, metallic fse collar;
Christopher Solberg, Minneapolis,
Mimi, tire heating DE; Charles
Stoud, Minneapolis, MI acetylene
gas generator.
Lothrop e Johnson. pal lawyers, oil
and 912 Pioneer Press B' st. Paul.
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irresistible Combination.

Miss White-So yo' finally let dat
Sam Coal kiss yo'?
Miss Snow-Ya-as; de way he ang1-
fed All jist couldn't hep it. lie SAID
eff Aid low him to kiss me lebben
times he'd be in the sebbent' hebben
fob forty-foh minutes.
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Female Weakness isPeIvic
.Catarrh.
Always Halt Sick are tH Women
Who Have Pelvic Cafrh.

Catarrh of any organ. if allied to pro-
gress, will affect the whole boz Catarrh
without is very raIbut pelvic
catarrh and 60 I'D in hand.
What is so distressing a sill as a poor
nalf-sick, ner woman, $ring from
the many almost unbearablemptoms of
pelvic catarrh2 She does It consider
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their engagement was rather ro-
hantic, was it not?"
4Yes, rather. They went in bath
@. got beyond their depth and Were
tpmpletely carried away with each
he r."-Puck.
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The Flight.

|TIy with me-" he cried passionate
J there is only one course left for
I've must fly together"
But he IS mistaken, as soon de-
hoped. When her father appeared a
moments later he flew without
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a Victim.

7 see that the superintendent Of a
boxing school has had to retire on &C
of her health"
What is the matter with herr"
Dyspepsia Judge.
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Still loo YOUNG.

This is my birthday"
And I suppose you feel as young as
you ever did,"
NO, l don't believe I'm quite Old
enough yet to feel as young as l ever
did."-Town and Country.
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A Place to Practice.

as there much opportunity for a
lawyer to practice in this town?
81 should say so. If he doesn't prac-
tice economy he can't stay here"
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One From the GroWler

Bumley-How did The Drunkard's
Dream strike you?
Freezer-As TIE work of bad whisky
and a worse artist.
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Cynicism is to moSen an I'M
known quantity after y come to
forty years.
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am sure Plso S Cure fot Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-Mr. THos. ROBBINS,
Maple Stree. Norwich. y. Y. Feb. Il, 1906.
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Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot-Ease

A powder to shake into your shoes. 1t rests
the feet. Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot. Callous.
Aching, Sweatingfee and I~ngrowing Nails.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes new or tight
Shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and
shoe stores. Csc. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
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PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color
Silk, Wool and Cotton at one boiling.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

It's a poor family tree that produces
nothing but blockheads.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

For children %teething, softens the gums. reduces h
hGmmstion, allays pain, cures wild collie. 25c q both
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

A bare hook will do when a person
fishes for compliments.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

Some public highWare private
buyways.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1903-09-11

To Cure a Cold lhe day.
Take Laxative Bromo on Tablets. An
druggists refund money idls to cure. 25c
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Hist.
Socialists az
son., did /,
|Pp'
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TRIUMPH OF THE DICTIONARY.
(High School Credit. }


Say, old man, I've a puzzle for you exclaimed my
friend he entered study What is it?' I de-
manded looking up from my book. Its this way he
began some fishermen about to draw net, when
party of young offered them certain for
the draft The offer accepted, but when the net
drawn there fishes in it, son1y little iron
box. To whom did the box belong?' ITO the young
men, I ventured. "Why?"s demanded my friend. T
think I'd better read the law, answered, took
book from the topmost shelf and read Vol II Laws of
the State of Wisconsin My friend followed my
pie and presently we were deeply engrossed in our
search turned several pages and began to read:
Whereas at said city, in said county, said said
defenEantsd did unlawfully catch, kill and Just then
heard exclamation Of disgust and my friend flung
his book aside and remarked mo wonder lawyers look
serious! If I were to spend said portion Of each
in reading said books should go mad "I agree
with said statement answered, slamrning my vol
ume into place. Then sat cycling each other. You
can't prove that the box belongs to the young men,
tainted my friend. yes, cam retorted, hur-
ried to the dictionary glanced thru it's pages Ah!
here the word is at last it's meaning right beside it!
Draft that which is drawn; that which is taken by
sweeping of the net. 1t belongs to the for
they bargained for draft, draft
is taken by sweeping of the net, cried and smiled
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AND NOAH SETTLED TT.
(High School Credit

Here, Mr. Fisherman said of number Of
young who had just up, lis of money
that draft which about to take in' Eyes,
sir, we'll take here Well bless jib
boom, that must have leak, terrible light
it is.
coming in Some treasure lost by ship and it's
rich for us, too
Hardly think that said fisherman. do We
think that be yours? Not much bargained for fish
and this is and it be ours.
How is that? We did not draft of fish, but
simply the draft. Draft does not fish but if I
remember right it is whatever is taken in in nett
Hardly think We right. Draft means fish for
certain, but if We prove it the box is yours
Who has my small Webster 3" said of the
young "that will tell here it isfhat which
is taken in in net. Who 500" asked one Of
the fishermen. 'Websters dictionary said the young
WELL said the fisherman, ''if Noah it
must be so. Here it is, and hard feeling between
b'' Archie w. Collier,
Ninth Mountain Lake, Mimi
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ROOM FOR a GOOD MANY THINGs.

So To whom does the box belong :? There is room for
doubt, for difference of opinion and all because
omission. The terms of contract must be
specific, yet the neglected to name definitely
the thing they buying The main essential of
valid contract is that both parties understand it's terms
in the before consentng. Now what did the
young understand by draft? They knew that
in thousand times does net any
thing OF value other than fish, 1t is reasonable to
pose that they did not fortune for the draft If
had been found in the net It would not be
theirs The consideration not adequate.
The fishermen surely meant fish when they sold
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JUST SUPPOSING.
g(HOnorable MentiOn.)

-
Should a party Of young men bargain for the draft
in net that fishermen about pull in and
then find that the contained little box of ancient
style instead of fish, think little metal box would
belong to the They did not bargain for the
fish in the but for "the draft The fishermen
agreed to this and received their IF the net
had contained stones and weed, the fishermen
would probably have claimed the money anyway and
said you paid for the draft the it. it is
yours The money would have rightfully theirs
because neither the young the fishermen
there would be fish in the when it pulled
in AS it the young had right to the box as
they paid it, Just a if it had been
bought knowing what-it Ada RUSSELL
Eighth 100 James Avenue,
North Mankato School North Mankato, Mimi
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man who owned the
net, the hunter to
the young men.
Have not the young
men the same right
to the box drawn up
by means. of a net,
in a draft for which
they had paid, as
the hunter to the
treasure he had
found thru the
agency of a hired
dog?
Juliette Shortridge,
Devils Lake, N. D.
Ninth Grade.
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THE JOURNAL JUNIOR, M1NNEApoLIs, !:

the next draft of fish. will give money
the next draft of fish. Which will you take 81
Il want the box said the IT told you
wanted the next draft and paid for it, it is mne''
1T is not yours. You happened to say the draft
but you did not do it Intentionally You meant and
companion, that it the draft of fish.
Now, if there only mud and stones in net,
would claim the draft of can't deny
You meant it did l. Any square would give
it to me- The two men went The box belonged
to the fishermen because when they hear the word
draft" they always think meaning quantity
of fish The men $50 undoubtedly thought of it
meaning fish. 1--Mayzie ToWnley,
Fifth Grade. Granite Falls, MINI.
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AND JEPHTHA. TOO.

(Honorable Mention
The fishermen said that the young were
ing for fish and that they did not anything else
But the young men replied, What was in our minds
doesn't make any difference about the bargain
made The Bible tells that Jephtha promised that
would sacrifice the first animal that he when he
went hone.Bu he had in his mind that it would be
dog such animal. It was his daughter. But
he didn't break his promise tho it did not turn
he expected
The fisherman replied: II guess that Jephtha
right And gave the box to the young with
out any conversation. Edna Conner,
7s* Sixth Grade. Rushmore, Mimi.
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JnaI meIal DOX, IL
rightly belonged to
the men. The men
ran the risk of los
ing and the fisher
man ran the same
risk.
I think that if the
net had been drawn
in and had nothing
in it, the men would
have just laughed
and tried it again.
If the net came up
with more than
their m O n ey 8
worth the fisher