New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-10-15
AUTUMN JUBILATION.

No more painting in the heat
No mosquitoes buzzing round:
No more dogs dragged to the pound;
No more locust in the tree
Singing in Satanic glee;
No more sunstrOkes in the town:
No collars whiting down:
No more ptcnics where YOU get
Nictuals cold and feet all wet
Sing the song in sweet accord.
No more summer. Thank the Lord
-WashingtOn Star
The following is attributed by English news
paper TO a public schoolboy: King Henry the
Eighth the greatest widower that ever lived
He born at Ammo Domini in the year 1Oss He
had five hundred and ten wives besides children.
The first was beheaded and afterwards executed.
The second was revoked. She never smiled again.
but she said the word Calais would be found
written on her heart after her death The great
est man in this reign Lord Sir Garnet Wolsey
He was surnamed the Boy Bachelor being born
at the age of fifteen unmarried lie after said had
ne served his wife as diligently he served the
King she would not have deprived him of his gray
hairs. In this reign the Bible was translated into
Latin by Titus Oates. who was ordered by the
King TO be chained up in the church for greater
security. 1t was also in this reign that the Duke
or Wellington discovered America and invented
curfew bell TO prevent fires most of the houses
being built of timber. Henry the Eighth was sue
ceeded on the throne by his great grandmother
the beautiful and accomplished Mary Queen 90
Scots, sometimes known The Lady Of the rato q.
or Lay OF the Last Minstrel He died in bed in the
last year OF his age
Wilder-What is the trouble betwee, tho vvoh
10, Wo6bles-Why haven't you heard? Webster met
ms WE IN dark passage Of friends house and
Kiss MSseI her, and instead of screaming she kissed
Wilder-she knew him. then?
thought it was somebody eIse-(Buston transcript
once In whie-a great whe--you come in con-
TACT with Talleyrand in the guise of a streetcar
conductor says THE San Francisco RulIa+i, d.
yesterday motorman Lassed a Grand Army vet
eia" VINO hau signalled at the corner then think
,'is Oo'.er VI H. stopped about the middle of the
oiooN' 1 ne warrior hobbled along like q man with
IocohiO'or ataXia. and, when he reached the Mat
form. was painting red and fierce rr,, e. -
nelghDorhood began to hum like another Ant,ata,o
put peiote an explosion occurred. the conductor
IoihlHe 'io Dell strap. remarked cheerf,llIv '"Tbe
nhotoIi"aii .iousht you looked young and sprv
that ne didht suppose you wanted him 70 stor
sir" That simple expression with g., 80, -
terry. was as oil on troubled waters ' '
II have only two difficulties n o,,a.
neSuqn with my nying machine" said the nva, S2n
Getting IL into tho air and noar, .
there Washington Star. making II stay
The heather Chinee" has made his a.
in IL garb at Portland Ore u,ha- ahcc
company composed entirely OF Cinnamon g. =.
tracing much favorable attention. The yo.r,,,a'-
OF the company are nearly all merchan,s ipers
and clerks OF the higher class They a. Daihers
time to drill anc the study OF nilt,arv n'uch
with the result that the command has matters.
reached a high degree OF excellence already
"Chuoked His Situation."-'Hullo Bm
friend OF his OF the fraternity OF osln TO
ers. ''' Nend-
Course have. Everybody wants a paper -
why. what's the tragedy
ehucked his 'stuatisa Birmingham Po.,h has