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Chimmie Fadden Tells How the Bos> Sc ton Swell Studied Sociology. Ss
sy c0pyaht by

Willy Widdy, so I just hangs around to see dat no bad break was made. but I wasn't needed Widdy was at de table wit de leaders and de swells, and she was coming em like dey was come-ons, and she was a steerer for a green goods layout.
 She was as good as a actress out on top of de stage, for you wouldn't know her voice in tousand years if you was her own ladder. De leaders bote ask her in to supper, but she says dat she had radder have supper al de Lobster Palace and at dat Boston jumps at his chance, and he gives her an invite to supper dere. She says sure, but dat she would have to ask a fren, and dey says any fren of hers-anodder bottle!
 Well, say, tings was doing swift, after dat Widdy goes to Duchess, and dat saucy goil sends for me Dey says dat dey is going home, but foist Widdy wrote a note for me to take to de Lobster Pal ace. She reads me de note, so dat would know what cards was in me hand. She writes to Whiskers dat instead of one fren she has asks four-dose was to be me, Maggie, me fren de barkeep and Duchess. Den she tells Whiskers, in de note, dat he had forgot his hat, and dat I was to fetcn it to him, and dat dere was a ten dollar hat check charge on it. She tells him to say to Boston dat he was to treat her frens well, dough, as no masks was worn in de Lobster Palace dey would have to sit at anodder table.
 One of de leaders digs up a dieer for Whiskers, and dey was off to wait for de unknown. Den me and Duchess takes Widdy home; and meet me fren and Mag eie, and de four of us chases to de Pal ace I seen Whiskers duck when he pipes Duchess and me, but 1 goes up to him and gives him de note. He reads it and near falls off his chair, and when l gives him his dicer wit de hole in it, de four of em at de table, me swells and de lead CTS, has fits for fair. Well, Whiskers pungles de tener for de dicer, and Boston, he calls up, and says dat my party was to take a table and order on him. We did. Say he must have job cutting off coupons, for Duchess orders dat supper, and she can order to beat de bank when de check goes to anodder party to be settled, but Boston never winked when de waiter hands it out to him.
 We had to get home before breakfast, so we leaves before de odder party. Bos- ton was telling de leaders how to run der jobs, before we left, but de next morning he only says to me. "Chames." he says. You promised to get us out of de ball wit de retoin of our hats for a dollar a trow."
 Excuse me, sir" I says. Dat was only your hat I insured" Den he laughs so dat he couldn't pour de soda into de glass where I'd put de odder part of de mixture, and he says, Van Courtlandt had to pay a hat check when de hat was ruined I'll tell dat at de next class dinnern'
 He tips we'll dat sporty Boston boy. and I hope dat his sociology studies will do him as much good as dey do me.
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Chimmie Fadden Stories

right, James; we is out for to study soc dology, and you can drink at de table wit me, and no harm donee Of course, he didn't know who Maggie Was neider did Boston. and I whispers to her to say noting, and she wouldn't be found out.
 "Go along wit you!" she says, Pm in me place here, and no shame to be found out. It's dose high rollers dat isn't in deir place."
 Well, l was worrying a bit but de swells wasn't; and dey all de leaders as well as de swells, tries to find out who de unknown ehampeen was-for she had put Maggie out of de running, for fair. But it was no use; she wouldn't say noting in a regular voice; and dough Boston of- fered her a box of gloves if she'd take off her mask, she only shakes her head and gives him de ha-ha.
 Say, dere must be something what Mr. Paul calls "zelerating" about taking a glass at Roseleaf ball. for pretty soon de swells was letting out deir college yell, what dey must Joined forty years ago, or so, and when de next set was called for. pchee, if dey didn't grab off de unknown and Maggie. and make a sidel De old gazeaboos was not so woise at dat. High and fancy stepping must been one of de tings Joined at deir col lege; for dey wasn't lounging in no back Stdlf Doiit bl Qt llt1t. hdBSle BOl a uefce scarce on when she found herself at one end wit Boston, and she didn't do her best; but de unknown was right in it, and was having de time of de evening, when Whiskers holds out his hat about five fee up. Say, she let go, and de toe of her shoe runs trough de top of de silk dicer so far dat 1t held on, and I picks 1t off for her, and when I dose it. she was laughing to herself, and hully gee! I was on in a minute-it was Willy Widdyl
 I didn't have to ask de answer: knows it was some game she'd been helped out in wit Duchess, and I says noting, but goes on a still hunt for dat goil; keeping de punetured dicer in me hand. I didn't have to look far, for l soon sees a figure dat I'd know for Duchess a mile off in a fog, and l waits till she was out of de set she was dancing, and I says to her, .'Woman!' I says, whats doing?" says.
 When she sees de dicer In me hand, she says. "I'at was a good boy for to capture Whiskaires hat five it to me, and l will make it into ten dollair.''
 De cheek of her paralyzed me so dat I yielded de dicer and asks was I to be let in to de game she was playing. Sure" says she Madam Harding is fond of sport. and she asks me could I get her here and home wit nobody knowing-dat was when I tells her dat you was to take Whiskaire and M'sieu Bostong here''
 You had a right not to go and tell her notting," I says.
 "Of a soitainty," says dat sauey hussy, q had right not to, but l had a right for to do 1t, also''
 Say. what can a man do when he has a wife like dat? I didn't dare to put de swells wise. for dat would be giving away
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val. It makes no difference that the in teresting people are those whom you find in the professions and trades, the artists, scientists, actors, musicians, thinkers, speakers, preachers, soldiers. politicians; these people are not elected, hence life must be a disappointment to them. Yet, have you noticed that these commoners are never lonesome and usually cheerful? They have discovered the cure for not be- ing elected. It is this: They choose the society of their kind. It is the best kind. They do not envy mere appear ances. They do not make a solemn bus mess of amusement. Some of them have grown so careless of strangers that they are their own society.
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Being In Society.

From the Brooklyn Eagle.
 The right of any individual and of any club or coterie of individuals to be ex- elusive ought to be respected. It is free country, and if a man wants to sit on a hilltop and be club, or an aristoe- racy let him alone. He isn't harming anybody.
 It is not the advantages of the show class that excite the supposed admiration of outsiders and rouse a story purpose to belong to it; it is the fact that members ship is prohibited except to the wives and daughters of the rich.
 It does not matter that in the list re- gently printed in the daily papers not one of the elected is distinguished in any way. The fact that it has been elected is enough to embitter the waking hours of those who were not. It makes no differ ence that nobody elected 1t except itself. It makes no difference that idiots can in- herit money and knaves can make 1t; that distinguished names can be borne by grandsons who couldn't earn their livings in tending bar
 It makes no difference that the society of many aristocrats would be stupid for people who have a purpose and place in the world; that society's goose races and Sunday night barn dances appear tri-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-10-11
O Finest Midway Shows Ever Seen in the South
The Only Two-Headed
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Two separate and distinct mental powers.
 A human problem that has puzzled the entire medical profession of two hemis- pheres. |
 She is the feature of the many shows-all of which are of the very highest order among the number are the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-10-11
The Lonqest Day.

From the New York Times.
 Teacher-You must remember, children that December a is the shortest day we have. Do you remember the longest?
 Freddie-Yes m. It's July 3, when you're waiting for fireeraeker day
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SCHOOL OF EXPRESSION STUDIO.
 Chapter House, Church of Advent.

Under the direct supervision of Mrs Lois B. Tolley. consisting of Vocal Ex- presslon, Harmonic Gymnastics. Vocal h. depreciation of Shakespeare's Dramas. Special training to overcome stammering and other impediments of speech.
 Wed-frt-sun
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N@ E IS BACK in time again, and NV I feels so fit to have stones to
 " walk on. noises to keep me
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-10-11
Fall by the Wayside.

From the Galveston News.
 Good intentions go long way, but are frequently unable to get back without as- sistance.
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DIR. Y. E. HOLLOWAY,
Physician and suroeon.

Three-fourth. oi
 the persons who come to me to get cured of Syphilis, Gonorrhoea, Gleet, Structure. l. ost Manhood and other private diseases have tried to get well by using oth- CT means. Why not come as soon as you find that you are afflicted? IL
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-10-11

Our Special McGeever's Select. fine old Whisky worth $sl OO per full quart. Jacobs Pharmacy Liquor Department.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
MANY MOROs KILLED.

Associated Press. Morning Service
MANILA, November 23-Three hun
dred Moros are reported killed as a
result of five days desperate fighting
in Jolo. Major -cott of the Fourteenth
Cavalry and five privates were wound
ed, the only casualties on the American
side. Major General Wood is in COM
mand of the troops which have been
sent in pursuit of two thousand other
Moros who are fleeing.
The last report from the Philippines
was to the effect that Moro land had
been thoroughly pacified. Captain
Pershing who recently passed through
Honolulu on his way home, was also
promoted and given a place on the
general staff at Washington. Since he
left the Philippines, the Moros have
engaged the American troops in desul-
tory fighting and the outbreak just re-
ported in JolO is the most serious since
civil government was established in
the islands. Pershings expedition did
not encounter the Jolo tribesmen.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
SPORTING EVENTS
OF MANY SORTS
FOOTBALL BASEBALL. BASKET
BALL AND CRICKET GAMES-PU-
NAHOUS DEFEAT MALES.

Twelve TO nothing in favor Of Puma
hou against the Maile lima football
team was the score i'm the game played
Saturday afternoon at the league
grounds. The game was a fast one, es-
/ pecially the second half and the Ma
lies rallied to hard work at the end
They had the ball az the Punahou ten
yard line when time was called at the
end of the second half. The lineup
was as follows:
Punahou. Center. Male
/ Robinson Observation-Disclosures. Chiffon
Right Guard
/ Fuller ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Ellis
Right Tackle.
walker OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Allen
Right End.
Damon, Akina Observation-Disclosures. Hatfield
Left Guard
Hatch OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Richardson
Left Tackle.
Bush, Judd, Alexander. Jarrett
Left End.
Anderson (Capt) ............... Vida
Quarter Back.
Williamson .............. Clark, (Capt)
Right Half Back.
Macfarlane ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Wright
Left Hacf Back.
MarcalllnO ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. James
Full Back.
Johnson Observation-Disclosures. Hebron
At the Makiki grounds teams from
the Hawaiian Gazette and Honolulu
Iror Works played a baseball game, re-
sulting in a score of 13 to in favor of
the Gazette team. The players and
I scores were as follows:
! Hawaiian Gazette Co.--Alvers, c; Ma
kanani, 2b; Williams, p; Kupau, IS;
Willing, 1b; Che Bui, 3b; Machado, CT;
! Sing Chong, If; Robbins, IF.
Iron Works.-Freitas, p; Pryce, C;
| Hussey, 1b Roe (Capt.), CT; Girvin, SIS;
| Woods, 3D. Kuhina, If Peter, rf; San
| tos, 2b.
The score by innings was as follows:
Innings ........,....1 2 8 4 IS 9
Haw,n Gazette Co. A 0 0 8 0 0 1-13
Hon. Iron Works. 20 l l l 1 l o.
The basketball match played on the
! Punahou grounds between teams of
the Kamehameha Girls School and the
Y. W. c. A. was won by the Kams, the
score standing 6 to 4. The Kameha-
meha girls played an excellent game
throughout, their team work being
very strong.
The Honolulu cricket team returned
on Saturday from Kohala, after play
| ing two games with the team there and
winning both of them. In the first
game, played last Thursday, the score
was 147 to GO. In the second game the
score was 1913 to 80. Some of Oahu's
! players had not time to finish and their
! first innings scores We're counted for
! them.
The Wilder Steamship Co. baseball
! team defeated the Inter-Island nine at
Makiki yesterday afternoon. The score
was SO to u.
| AT Kapiolani Park yesterday after
| noon the following baseball scores We're
| made: Good Eyes, "a; Unions, 16. Aa-
las, Il; Kapiolanis, 2. A big crowd
witnessed both games.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
WORLDS PRESS PARLIAMENT.


Commissioner f. w. Macfarlane has
addressed the following letter to the
various newspapers throughout the
Islands:
''As Commissioner to the st. Louis
Exposition, / have been requested y
President Francis of that organiZa ton
to extend an invitation to the Hawaii
an Press Association, to meet in S o..
Louis during the week beginning May
10th, 1904. 1t is planned to have this
week known as the Worlds Press
Parliament Week." and ! am informed
also that the National Editorial Asso-
citation and several State and Terri
torial Press Associations have agreed
to meet in st. Louis at that time.
AS there is no local organlGa con be-
fore which this could be brought, I am
addressing this letter to the represent
atiVe newspaper men here with a re-
quest that they meet with me either In
person or by some delegated member OF
the staff, at the rooms of the Mer-
chants Association, on the afternoon OF
Thursday, Dec. Bird, at 4 o'clock.
q believe this an excellent opportun-
ity to put the name of Hawaii before
the people of the United States, through
the medium of the greatest newspa,
pers, and would urge that you join will
us in an effort to secure this continued
free advertising"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
EVANS IN COMMAND.

'soIALeS duIuIoW 'ss7Id pelBIoossv
WASHINGTON, November 2S.-Ad-
mlral Robley d. Evans, commander of
the United States naval fleet on the
Asiatic Station, will personally com
mand the battleship and cruiser suua-
dron which is to visit Honolulu.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23

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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
ANOTHER FRENCH BARK LOST.

Associated Press. Morning Service.
SAN FRANCISCO, November 23.-
The French bark Francois Cope bound
from Newcastle to San Francisco was
wrecked near Point Reeves. Five men,
bers of the crew were rescued. Thir-
teen men are still missing.
The Francois Cope was a French
bark. commanded by Captain Vrinje,
and one of the feet of bounty earners.
The vessel sailed from Newcastle, Aus
tralia, on September with a cargo of
coal for San Francisco. She was OF
1928 tons register.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
IrALIAN-BRITIsH TREATY.

Associated Press. Morning Service.
LONDON, November 23.-King Ed
ward of England and King Victor
Emanuel of Italy have approved the
Anglo Italian arbitration treaty.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
PATRIoTIc CoLoMRIANs..

Associated Press. Morning Service
BOGOTA, November eat Is the
official belief here that the United
States Senate win not sustain Presi-
dent Roosevelts isthmian policy. one
hundred thousand ColOmbians have
volunteered to take the field in the
event of hostilities with the United
States.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
Election of Officers.

Notice is hereby given that at the
Annual Meeting of the Wailuku Sugar
Co., held this day, the following per
sons were elected to serve as officers
Of the Corporation for the ensuing
year, viz:
M. p. Robinson........ President.
w. f. Allen. Vice President.
Geo. H. Robertson. Treasurer.
E. +. Bishop. Secretary.
Chas. NJ. Cooke. Director.
E. +. BISHOP,
Secretary.
Honolulu, Nov. 2, 1908.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
Election Of officers.

Notice IS hereby given that at the
annual meeting of the Honomu Su-
gar Co., held this day. the following
persons were elected to serve as OFF,
GERS of the corporation for the ensuing
year:
p. c. Jones. .............P President
Jas. A. Kennedy. Vice President
Geo. H. Robertson........T Treasurer
Il. II. Bishop. Secretary
II, r. Robinson. ............ Auditor
w. c.. Brash. Director
Henry Waterhouse Director
T.. f. BISHOP,
Secretary.
Honolulu, October 2S 1908.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
Election Of Officers.

Notice 10 hereby given that at the
Annual Meeting OF the Ookala Sugar
Plantation Co., held this day, the fol-
lowing persons were elected to serve
as Officers of the Corporation for the
ensuing year, viz:
Jas. F. Morgan. President.
j. NJ. Dowsett. ...... Vice-President
Geo. II. Robertson. Treasurer.
II. f. Bishop. Secretary.
Il. r. Robinson. Auditor.
II. Armitage ............)
Cecil Brown .............) Directors.
Frank Hustace. ...,.....)
e. f. BISHOP,
Secretary.
Honolulu, Nov. 2, 1908.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-11-23
CORPORATION NOTICES.
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.
WILDER's STEAMSHIP COMPANY.

AT the annual meeting of the stock
holders of Wilder's Steamship Company
held in this city November 18th, 1903,
the following named persons were
elected to serve as officers and Direc-
tors during the ensuing year:
c. L. Wight. .................P President
w. M. Giffard. Vice President
S. b. Rose Secretary and Treasurer
w. Pfotenhauer. Auditor
The above named officers together
with E. d. Tenney, e. F. Bishop and
G. c. Beckley, constitute the Board of
Directors.
S. B. ROSE,
Secretary.
Honolulu, November 18th, 1903.