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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-28

Mrs. Frances Stafford, of A3 E.
ll4th St, my. City, adds her tes.
timony to the hundreds of thou
sands on Mrs. Pinkham's files.
When Lydia E. Pinkham's Rene
dies were first introduced skeptics
all over the country frowned upon
their curative claims, but as year
after year has rolled by and the
little group of women who had been
cured by the new discovery has
since grown into a vast army of
hundreds of thousands, doubts and
skepticisms have been swept away
as by a mighty food, until to-day
the great good that Lydia f.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
and her other medicines are doing
among the women of America is
attracting the attention of many of
our leading scientists, physicians
and thinking people.
Merit alone could win such fame (;
wise, therefore, is the woman who
for cure relies upon Lydia IL.
Pinkham's VegetableC Compound.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-28
SOCIETY WRECKED HER HEALTH
Tired, Nervous, Aching, Trem-
bling, Sleepless, Bloodless.
Pc = ru ma Renovates, Regulates,
Restores.
A Pretty New York womsn's Recovery
the Talk Of Her Numerous Friends.

Mrs ]. +. Finn. 50 East High street,
Buffalo, N. y, writes
Peruna Medicine Co.. Columbus, Ohio.
Genticmen.-"A Jt1o gears ago /
hat 10 RT0e up social life eHfirely, as
my hEdlM a0dS completely 6yoken
Dean. The Gottor ad0ised GEM
PIcfc rest fer scar. rs this was
0"I IF tie question J0r a time, / be-
gan IL Look fer same ether means IF
restoring my hralh.
Il had G/tcH heart ef PerHna as
an excellent foNic, SO / 6onghI boi-
lie 10 see 5ohdf ii occult do fer me,
and it certainty t0ok HE'LL IF my
system and rcJHUrndtcd me, and in
tess than I7p0 m0NIhS / 7OaS in per-
feet hCGlth, and H0ao 70hcR I feel
aO0rH 0Ef or hyrd desc or tue eff
PcrHnG is all thai / Hera. "-Mys.
!. 4, Finn.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-28

Good morning, Speckleboy, how Is
business?"
"Oh, it's all loss, no profit nowadays,
Why only yesterday wifey's mother
got tangled up in a net"
We'll, that's net profit, isn't it?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-28

The fisherman doesn't believe in
sparing the rod, however much he may
spoil the child
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-28
AVOID FRAUDULENT INVITATIONS.

Use the genuine Russ Bleaching Bluo and
preserve your clothes, All grocers, l0c.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
BRKYITIBs OF SCIENCE.

Il is reported that q hot spring has
been struck IN the workings Of the
Simplon tunnel. and the increased heat
e unbearable. About two miles remains
70 be bored
A small specimen Of radium was re-
Gently put on exhibition at the American
Museum Of Natural history, and has at
attracted wide attention. The speei-
men weighs about two grains, and was
shown in the gem room on the fourth
floor Of the building. The two grains
cost about $500.
Dr.. Frank Snow, with q small party Of
Kansas university students, has been
bug-catching IN southwest Arizona.
They brought back IL, 900 specimens, all
pinned and labeled, Of which some 100
are new to science. OF these $40 are
bettles. 1890 are flies. 1895 are butter
files and moths, and the rest run the list
Of bees. wasps, bugs and insects. The
butterflies and moths were collected at
night by spreading on q tree near the
camp 4 mixture Of beer and molasses.
Henri Moissan has succeeded in reduc-
ing tantalum acid In the electric furnace
with powdered carbon and has obtained
tautalum in fused state. Hitherto the
metal had been known only as q more OF
les pure powder with density Of 1910.
The electrical product has a brilliant
metallic appearance, and a density Of
127s. II is very hard, easily scratching
glass and quartz. has q crystalline frac-
ture, andis unfusibls In the oxyhydrogen
bloWpipe. Certain reactions class It
with the metallolds rather than with
the metals proper.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
ON VARIOUS SUBJECTS

Eucalyptus gum Is the agent in q new
quick-tanning process. said to be a great
success. IN Victoria, Australia Il IN
ereases the rapidly OF the work By 40
per cent
A Pittsburg man whose old home had
to be moved to make way for q railroad
line. has undertaken the unusual task Of
raising the house bodily to the top Of a
steep hin. $50 high
Three summer homes for working
girls are conducted by Miss Emily n.
Morgan. the author and philanthropIst
Two Of these are In Connecticut; the
third. At Blandford. Mass, in an old
farmhouse, which accommodates 30
young women. the charges being but two
dollars q week.
A cowboy for u years. head Of big
ries plantation for three years, and at
the age Of 30 elected president Of a rail-
Way corporation representing q capital
q SS,00o.o0o ana 200 miles Of track, q
ths record Of Ross L Clark, recently
elected president Of the Rice Belt Rail-
way company, Of Texas, giving him the
distinguished honor Of being the young
ct chief executive Of q railway n the
United States Though but 80 years Of
age. and starting with but few advant-
age1, Clark has forged 70 the front until
he now represents q rice growing con-
pany with 5000 acres under cultivation.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Notice 81 dishonor Of q promissory
note h held a. Oakley W. Carr (Nleh.l 60
Al A. asa. 70 b sumcient q sent 10 tha
last ihd0Fser b. tie nFzt mail 0f TIE day
following dishonof. even though such IN
eoEzsr Il en- agent Tor collection merely.
since Sensational bankruptcy law con
lains no provisions Tor involuntary pro-
ceedineB AGAINST persons engaged chiefly
in the tillage Of the son. a Is held, In Old
Town bank "a Mccormick ClId.). 50 L
r A. 53I, that II does not supersede the
proviEion Of the state law authorizing
such proceedlngB.
TIE mere separation of jurors impan-
eled 20 Try q capital case from their fsl-
lows without the attendance % an omcer,
although an irregularity. Il held, In Gam
bic VI. State (Fla-), 60 Z. r. A. 547, not 20
Be 9 sullcient cause for setting aside the
verdict II the court ID satisfied that the
prisoner has not sustained any injury
from such separation.
The attempt Of a street raIlSay con-
pany 10 operate It's cars during q strike
Of its employees Is held, in FeWings W.
MendsnhaIl MIMI, COL r. A. COZ, not
10 be negligence 50 as 10 make Il liable
tor an injury to passenger struck By a
stone thrown from the street into car
By q strike sympathizer In no way under
the control or direction Of the company.
The right to the custody and to decide
upon the place Of burial Of the body Of
deceased unmarried person is held, IN
MeEntee vs. Bonacum (Neb.). COL. R. A.
40. 20 reside ordinarily In his next Of
kin; and tits held that the courts win not
treat this right IS having been waived OF
rellnquished except upon clear ara sat
Isfactory evidence Of conduct indicative
Of free and voluntary intent and pur-
pose TO that end.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
~ sORTs

Iapan's army IN time Of peace ineludos
s.1N omcsrs and sl.2ll prfvAtss.
IN several Russian trains second-elaur
sleeping carriages are now provided.
A notable result q the recent cen
sus q church attendance IN London q
the discovery that prayer meetings
which were once REGARDED &c the Vital
breath q the lie a. tks church, have
almost ceased 70 exist
There are three waters IN ne stats
81 Indiana which actually impart mag
netic powers 70 needles. knife blades
and the Ike. Any considerable quan-
dty Of one Of these waters win defect
ne needle Of the compass.
But 50 per cent. Of the German
born males m the DATED States have
JAILED to become naturalized. While a
per cent Of the English. IS Per cent d
TIE Russians. s. per cent Of TIE Ital-
ians, and 80 per cent Of the Japaneso
are SIN alisna
N ne opinion o. the editor 81 pa
per printed Ia British India. -AmsEicau
WomanhoLd q admitfedly TIE finest
the best. physically and intellectually
81 az TIE Wonanh0od 81 he world
An ideal American woman g he Ifoa'
e ne worlds uoaanhcode
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

since tie Paris bar has been open 70
Women, not q few members 81 the fair
sex have taken advantags az the new
priTluge accorded 70 then 70 plead e
he laalais de Justice. says an ex-
shanee.
TIE pioneer q TITS direction vas
l[Iie. ChauFin. whose debut as eadv0-
eats" excited great deal q attention.
and whose presence IN the cap and
gown made great sensation At the
palaiA Her debut. moreover. had the
eject of setting the fashion among
.PariEioEnes 81 wearing the white ersyat
Of the. French lawyers. Since Nile.
ChauYln,s debut IN 1893 curiosity has
died out 10 q great extent. and no bad
effects Of the law have been noticed. II
q even possible that. Il the good re-
suits could have been anticipated. the
Law would have passed the chambers BY
unanimous vote, instead Of By SO 20
ia. As q rule, women lawyers have
had men Is their opponents ct the bar,
and one could imagine himself IN q
sort Of judicial salon, II compliments
and gallant speeches were the criterion.
But the other day two women iaW-
yers found themselves antagonists IN q
case. L was funny 20 see the embar-
rassment Of the judges. for each lawyer
did her best TO captiVate the bench
Unhappily the bench could not get out
Of the scrspe BY awarding the victory 10
both sides, 50 the ehivalrous judges took
refuge under q WeIl-known formula and
reserved their decision for fortnight.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
AeENTs EoR THE broad y.

From on and after this date The
Broad Az can be found on sale At the
following places:
The Afro-AmerIcan News omcs,
9104 State Street.
The Gem Shoe Shining Parlor, $50
SOth, near State street.
A F. TerVaIOn's Cigar Store and
NsWs Stand. 2S2s State street
Edward Felix's Cigar Store, Sss
SOth street, N. z. Corner Armour Ave.
7. B. Halls Cigar Store and
Laundry once. 2s1 18th st.
Turner Williams Cigar and News
Stand, 1908 Armour Ave.
n. n. Watts. dealer in cigars and to-
baeco, S742 State street.
The Stationery, 297O State street
J. c. Campbell, 145 W. Attn street,
Cigars, Tobacco, Staple Groceries.
VIM. H. Monroe, cigar and news
stand, 4s6 State street.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
MENACE OF THE FOREST.
Coatinent pEfu Dry % n Present Ne
atrustIve Proosssss continae-
EEperisaee q Ola wOrId.

Ths climatic history Of the old world
WIn repeat itself IN America, says the
NaHonll 1Iasazine. II forest dsstruc-
tlon. Ct lie present rats az rscklesnness.
should continue much longer, cur conil-
nent win have 70 dry I'D. 50 vim an
orator who should venture 20 ares that
fact upon Doodle Legislature. In this
era Of lumber truste But the tact re-
mains. and lts significance may Be In
feTred from the experience q the Medi-
tarranean coast lands. where thousands
of GOD gardens have been turned into
Gehennns az Wretchedne1s and dc1ola-
ton. By tree destruction alone q Z mi
tory of 10000 square niles has been
withdraw from the habilable AREA Of
our planet ne physical history q the
eastern hemisphere IS the history of e
desert that originated somewhere near
the cradle of the Caucasian race-in BAG
iria. perhaps. and. spreading westward
and soulhuard. has blightod the Edsns
of EhTes continents Ike q deVouring nre
and Is nov searching the vest coast Of
Africa and sending Is warning sand
clouds Car out 70 seward
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Whltsisy Broa. 27zl stats gt-,se
cigars. ana news stand
J. New 1S1 W. slst strost oiv,-
tobacco and eonfectiOnariss.
G. 3. Hunter, l5OS wentworth ava
clears. tobacco, news stand.
T. J. Hill, cigars ana statiousrv
store. $40 Lake Ave.
VIM Dixon 2sss STATE strest
cigars, tobacco, and news stand.
Isidor jacobson. cigars. togacco ana
stationery. 314s State St
Joseph Haywood, 1880 L. state
street. new stand. and confectionery
store.
VIM. Goetz, News Stand and Laun-
dry once. Al 3. Seth st.
News itsms and Advertisements BsFs
at these places VIII ma their vay
into the columns Of The Broad Az.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

ar. FarWest-There was q Teller
the board 81 trade last night With the
aurndest ideas anybody ever heard Of
I Wlfe-What vas the meeting abouti
10 devise Ways an means 70 boom
TIE town
Wen. what did the stranger pro-
boss9e
"The foolishest thingl You'd never
guess he got up and said, says he:
The best way 70 boom town, says he.
IS 10 make It 1t TO live In. IN. =.
Weekly.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
4 Chsaes ~ ne better.

farewell, them be cried, melodra-
natioaliy. you wiz regret your refusal
o. ny pr0Eared love. shah take 20
1rink. and then-suicidein
eoh. don't ssy thatl" the fair girl
r1oaded.
q an resolved. Ne said. Il shan not
chaRga my plans Unless
~oh. change them Just q HtIe. I
eAould hate 70 think droqe you 20
drink; Try suicide arSts-Phnadelphia
Isdgar.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

do yOu believe in luck. Mr.. Pihpls.
toni"
Don't make me Gmilel You ses lGrs.
Crushley over yonderG"
do you mean that fat, red-faced,
husky-Voieed. vulgar, oyer-bearins
woman In blue and yellow, drinking bot
tied stout ct the refreshmslt bar?'
The same, sir. Wen, 30 years ago ]
asked that woman 70 be my Wife-and
she rsfusedl DO believe In luck, In
deed Do believe IN daylight
sIoper.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
RRcORD-BRRAKTNG RUN.
Engineer Was ORsrsd Fifty Dollars
aMtaufe Tor Every MIaute GaIned
over the SeheduIs.

There is q little story connected with
the record-brealring run Of the Lowe
special over the Santa Re. Chicago to
Los Angeles. IN less than So hours,
which is not generally known
Il g related that Mr.. Lowe offered
the engineer who hauled the train from
San Bernardino to Los Angeles-on the
home-stretch Of 60 miles-the sum Of
$50 minute for every mipute gained
over the schedule. Engineer Warboy
turned the wheels ct q 60-see0nd clip for
each mile 10 Pasadena, but had to slow
down IN the suburbs Of Los Angeles. He
pulled into Ia Grande station. Los An
geies. Just 81 minutes after leaving San
Bernardino. gaining nine minutes on the
Whirlwind schedule and thereby earn
ing $3.50 extra pin money.
The Santa Re passenger department
Will soon publish q pamphlet giving fun
details o. the swift night Of the Lowe
special, which IN several instances ex-
eeeded 50 miles an hour. An average Of
nearly IS miles an hour was maintained,
Ia the face Of having to cross four high
ranges Of the Rockies. and with little
previous selection OF engines or crews
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

This, smiled the fond young wife
e she passed a plate Of dessert to her
husband. 'is cottage pudding. Imade It
myself
Theman tasted oft
sFd knoWnsit vas cottage pudding"
BE asserted.
FOu would p she asked, delighted
YES. can taste the plaster and the
van paper. What did you DO with the
shingles and the bricksfor the ehimnsy3-
-Judge.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

omcial figures put the present popula-
tion Of Norway at 2.26S,O10.
In England and Wales from Is to II
per cent Of the women do not marry.
In London the percentage Is 20.
Fifty years ago the population Of
England and Wales was divided equal
" between city and country; now u per
cent Of It is urban.
In Russia $50 men In every million
are annually called into the army; In
Germany 4,120; in France, $3.50. To
get 90 large q number Of Frenchmsn
Weaklings have to be taken. This makes
the mortality In the French army "a
tmss that Of the German army.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
ne an PowerfuI ~.

Nov. my dear" said the Indulgsnt
husband. Il have managed to save up
enough money TO justify US in building
q new home. But, FIRST. am going to
give you a choice between that and the
new fan hat you 90 much desire"
We'll" said the beautiful wife, you
know / can't wear the house on my
head"-Aillinery Trade Review.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Before marriage" asserted the soft.
spoken, spigTammatic lecturer, woman
isan ideal; after marriage she Is q fact.
At this point there was an interruption
By Henry Penkecker, who had been com
PEELED TO attend the lecture IN company
with his intellectual wife. Mr.. Pen
becker, realizing that he was safe IN
q crowd, jumped to his feet and criedz
and facts are stubborn thingsl"-
judge.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

-Ahlp sighed Miss Antique. WITH 3
ianguishing glance IN tie direction a. M.
oldboy, 81 had been born IN the days
q chivalrylH
Well" be said, - he scratched TIE
bald spot ca the TOD o. his head. eyou
came pretty near it"-Tit-Bits.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

what would happen to-day. = said the
thoughtful citizen. -lf Diogenes were to
60 through one Of our great cities with
q lantern looking for "A honest manf'
That's easy," answered the Chicago
man Some one would steal hts Ian
tsrn before he had gone three block"
washington Star.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Yea he said. EFT Wm rlin hoxi
Thursday evening"
DO ypu ct yourself % e a. IN
fallibls weather prophstf" soms che
-CsrtainlE noi. " be replied
Yet you sDeak conadanEly a what
tAs weather Wll Be- four OF ave days
from now"
Oh, ven, there are some signs that
asEsr ian. and my wife has planned q
garden party for that evening. Chi
eago Post
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
Not LambIIke.

7 understand that your husband vas
one Of the lambs in Wall street. said the
woman who likes to talk things over.
Whoever said that doesn't know any
thing about Charley's disposition, " said
young Mrs. Torkins. He was more Ike
a raging lion than a lamb."-Washing-
ton Star,
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Eirst TFamp-Weary WIlIe stole en-
azto an run over nan an killed himI
Second TramD-Wot did dey DO to
WeaEyi
Atrgt Tramp-FIned him ten dollars
Ger kiln, De nan an give him ten years
Ear stealth dssuto.-JUdgs.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
scOTLAND,s GRRAT cANAL
UndertalinE WIN save Hundreds 81
Hnesand Cost go, GOO O0B-Blg
EattnsertaE Feat.

As was recently stated "a q cable dis
patch, the plans for the construction Of
q ship canal between the Firth Of Forth,
on the east Of Scotland, across to the
River Clyde. on the west, have been
deaaitsiy arranged. The canal win cost
$50, 900 900, but powerful support q ex-
pected from the British government.
One Of the great engineering features
Of the scheme win be the carrying OF the
canal near the Loeb Lomond end. Ere
quent passing places viii be made.
An indication Of the saving IN dis
lance that would be effected By the
canal, says an exchange, win be gained
from the following figures: From the
Clyde 70 ports on the east coast Of Scot
land, northeast Of England, and north
west Of Europe the distance saved
would be from 52s miles to rs miles.
From the Firth Of Forth to ports on the
west coast Of Scotland, northwest OF
England, Ireland, America and the Med
iterranean the distance saved would be
from 4S7 TO III miles. From Tyne
ports TO the St Lawrence river the dis
lance saved would be $50 miles. From
the west Of Britain and northeast
q Ireland to middle western ports Of
the continent tie distance saved would
be from 81 to 80 miles.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

yes" unused the person who lets
out an occasional audible thought, ''he
certainly makes hay while the sun
shines"
what haymaker do you refer TOT"
asked his friend. who was AFFLICTED with
the rubber habit.
why, the man who marTles q grass
widow" replied he Of the clamorous
thoughts. Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

ChoIly-I wonder II have any show
q winning Miss Roxie Uppisch2
Miss Peppery-from remark heard
her make / think you're her choice.
Cholly-Ahl my gWaciousl What did
she say?
Miss PepDrey-she said nobody was
good enough to be her husband.-Phila-
delphia Press.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Nra. Bender-John. you are too much
q 9 ronndeF for q married man.
1lr. Bendsr-lLartha. didn't Jon ~
ivan an the world 20 youG
Mrh Bender-Yes
Mr. BendeF-Well, then. firm an the
world you mu1tn't object TO ny going
ar0and-chicaso Daily NeWA
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

1Ve Tcu eFeT nCticod. inquired the
sf1i theorist. that tie rich man
E1e c.gs there's nc happlnels n wealth
never seems 10 D disposed % chanel
places via hI1 poor nes ghbori Brock
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

AFTER the sumner Campaign.
Jonss-Where 90 you 60 from New.
port, Miss Strang2
Miss Strang-Papa hasn't Decide
whether to send me 70 a houuitnl or 4
sanitarium.-ToWR Topics.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

TIE Ladies-What sort Of q person
6 flrs. NeReome. rs. Hopper7
The General Dealer she's perfect
iady-doen't know one brand O. goods
fron anothar-Indes.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

little Eimer.-Pspa, what executiYs
ahIityl
Prof.. Broadhead-Ths faculty.of cam
me y0ul bread By thesEeat of otherpeo-
PIES broWs, ny son.-Prei
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
stays There

stsIla-Did he set down on Ais
knsss Whoe be proposed7
BSllh-Yes; but papa won't set him
On his feet-Puck.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Ma Mylss-DOes your new girl an
SRsF 81 your purposes?
Nrs. styles-No; She doesn't even an
BWsr the bell half the tims.-Yonksrs
Btateuman.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Frisnd-Why DO you KIN on 20 many
people n every aetf
Dranatist-The company is small, and
hat = the only way can work IN all the
oharaetsB.-N. Z. Weekly.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Feminine ngures lie. you know
But y0ndsr figure IN dinity. surely
Il b no lie
That must Be- what Is called 3 white
Had lrolt free Press.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

why. Johnnie. what's the mattsrf"
=Boohoo! Willie simpkins has more
warts than me. Chicago American.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

what sort of q woman a Ehef"
wei. every time / zee her feel Ike
congratulatsng the man. whose proposal
ofmarriags Il rejected. s-N. =. Times.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Ward Hsslsr-DO you hate the OppO-
site partyf
Jealous Votsr-Hate TT hate Il al
most e. badly IS I do the other fac
tion Of my oWn party.-Baldmore
American.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Although he got no game AZ al
Sc felt quite lucky n TIA end
b 10 stray bullet did Sc ian,
NcF I'D he shoot soma trbs ting frlend
-TTashinrton- star.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Ths world & nze an apple barrel.
II you 20 think win stop;
The biggest men ana biggest fruit
Are always found on top.
rs1=-a----ss .
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Us Il some folks want toe
Ifftb that you know themf
ZheF q almoEt constantly
Ifyou should chance % Q them.
-Tudna.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

a mrl1 Nnt q rpecit "a her ere
tnl q cnce proceeded % cfeTas
lu hf rcfbef fho mad. tsFnu IA.
a-c1irala Irihuno
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Love 81 Blind. 80 ae are lcl1
Tel We know 10 tr1e
Love can see on enc auall chnlf
ounciert room Tor two.
-cInclnnau Enculrel.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31
EHIB

Before Booker n WashinEion wepl
abroad TIE Guardian. Broad AZ ant
washington Pee and = few other Ne
sro newspapers said his mission Nas
70 colombo the Negro IN south A.
riea. His New York speech coasra,
diets his statement and proves tie
boys don't know Jet where BIr. wash.
ingtOn Is st-Tbe Citizen. wichita
Kan.
o. yes, M. Citizen. the boys cOanec
ted with the papers mentioned know
where Prof Booker 7. washington
Is At. Before he LETT for France he
gave Il out to the white press thas
be and friend Hunt Of Indiana, would
lead several millions OF the Afro-
Americans over to Africa, but when
such strong race papers as the euardi-
an. the Bee. and The Broad AK pitch
ed into him he changed his mind.
Then he returned to New York City
and oontradicted himself in his III
logical or rambling speech.
a Critical Momest.
secreta1y-All hope Is lost The gov
srnOr wiz not sign your friends par
don There are Is ahead Of It.
Citizen-But he e signing them rapid
y, and he appears TO be in good humor.
Secretary-Alas, his good humor
won't last beyond the tenth or eleventh.
I know the make Of fountain pen he
b using.-N. Y. Weekly.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

III honesty e the best policy
Wea7e
Why. thsh. most politicians ANT %
-Chioago PosL
DiGeEes1 ODiniols.
so young Robinson wants to maFry
you, eh7 such inpudencsis
epThy. papai j think be shows veFy
rood tssts. chicaso American.
The broad ax., 1903-10-31

Enl.s q iks Pot oihes a chiaeo
mn ssseiea Ezati.l.