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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
The Worlds RELIGIONS.

Herr zeller, head ol the Bureau Of
international Statistics at Stuttgart.
has published an interesting table Of
tho religions OF the world. fTo places
tho aggregate number OF human bs
inEs on tho oarth'a surface At 1.54ts
$4,000. OF whom only about one third,
or B3i.94O.0OO. profess any form Of
Christianity Tho adheronts OF Con
fucious number 800 .000. 600. OF Brah.
ma ia zoe. 900 and OF Buddha i2i .oOos
900. Tho number Of Jews In tho world
d given AZ 1880. 600
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
War Plans FOreVer Secret.

Nearly everybody must remember
the story OF the man who had disoov-
cred a way TO set water on fire, OF
course. the story turned out 20 be
untrue. but Il served TO emphasize
the fact that II u man should really
possess so terrible a secret he would
be the most dangerous OF mortals.
for he might at any instant start
oonnagraLlon which would destroy all
the life on the world. II not the world
itself.
A secret OF which Great Britain will
probably want TO know something II II
Is ever threatened with invasion is
the secret war plan" OF Admiral
Cochrane, tenth Ear OF Duudonald.
It was declared 20 be an invention cap.
able ii destroying any fleet or fortress
In the world. when FIRST he made his
announcement Il was referred 20 o
secret committee consisting OF the
Duke OF York, Lord Keith. Lord lex.
mouth aud the two congreaves, who
pronounced It "infailible. Irresistible,
but inhuu8n." II was on the latter
ground alone that the Paheme was
not adopted.
When the inventor entered the ser
vice OF Chill the Prince Regent exact.
ed from him a solemn pledge that he
would never betray his knowledge 10
any other power. He kept his prom
Use. and though the plans were recon
sidered and their adoption advocated
when the Crimean war broke out, the
matter was allowed TO lie in allegiance.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
WHAr &c oALLED II.
Little olrrs Definition Not at Al a
Bad Ono.

Little olrls Definition Not at Al a
Bad Ono.
Margaret Is still few months IN
der . years OF age. but she Is old
enough 10 be obHeryant and 10 put
two and two together. For a good
part Of her short life her father has
been away from home. and she has
more familiarity. therefore. with let
t0rs and lettor writing, probably, than
most little girls She had never been
permitted TO use Ink, but had oftea
watched the older ones writing vita
II and using tho blotter,
The other day she was writing a.
usual with a pencil. or making the
marks on the paper which she Gala
writing, when she saw blott0r lying
on the desk out Of hor reach. OF
course she wanted u, but she did noi
know the name OF Il. She though
about II little and then said. Dad
dy, give me that please"
Give you what7" asked her father
She pointed a fat finger az the bios
ter aud replied. Give NE that ink mac
kin. "-HRrpers Magazine
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
LIalr nf I'M ehndea-

No one has visited FIJI in the past
without beinE Astonlahed at tho fear
full and wonderful styles OF hairdress-
ing. They are Eoometrical, mona
mental. pyrAmidAi and trapeEoidal. An
additional factor In this production Of
the EruteSque IL that the hair varies
In color az lime varies In bleaching
power, or as the Juice Of the mangrove
in coloring matter. Between black
and white the oolors run through the
biue.black and all the shades OF red
and yellow. often half the hair Ia red
and the other half white. giving kind
OF pIebald eject
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
Town Children In the Country.

From London come amusing reports
OF tho Impressions o; poor children
taken 10 the country for holidays by
phllanthropio associations, One little
girl, who was spending a few days in
the country, wrote home that Il was
pretty and green and cool, bnt tho
flowers ain't aa nice az tho ones on
tho hats In Commercial road" Tha
most picturesque comments are those
that touch on the workings OF nature.
like that OF little girl who explained
tho phenomenon OF the wind blowing
all the time by pointing a forehnEer
along a nelghboring ridge and saying;
Don't you see the windmillsf That's
what makes the wind"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
100000 sslvs,lonl.ta.

What is described as a mammoth
international congress OF Salvation.
lists" will be held next summer at the
Royal Agricultural Hail. London. Ar,
rangements are already being made
for the attendance OF 100000 Saliva.
tlonista from all parts of the world.
An Atlantic liner IL 20 be chartered 10
take 600 salvationlsts from America.
The congress will take the place OF the
ordinary trienniai congress and oxhi
billion OF the Salvation Army.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

me little red morocco shoe.
A-rnp where hahy's toes ucepad thr0ughl
Here Tiny pigs to market went
in the old days Of sweet content
Tho buttons dangling BY thread
once touched With nngura. with the
Haeh straFrlinF one II brings 10 me
A perfume from life'a sacristy.
This tiny shoe without a heel.
where little piggiea uaod 70 steal.
To me u more than priceless gem
rlucked from royal dlafcm.
II brings from nnnrunthine shore
The face my loving eyes bent DER;
ID brings. dear heaveni from the night
Her kiss. her voice. her smiles delight
Ali what may not a mother list
Whose cares are hsndsd 10 tho mist
That rises out Of shadow land
Hade glad BY the anHellc bnudf
Their voices come on wings Of AIR
To rradt her, patient. WaitiuE there,
Enrapt with this morocco shoe
A-Eap whore baby's toes peepcd thronEh
There comes no sweoinesa like tho song
OF loves inviniblca. who thrunr
The sacred cl0tatFfu u the heart.
Unknown to All the world apart
70. ! may list the whispers soft
WAIT 10 me from the hrono hoft-
Al. only heard BY me. the while
Ny mind recalls the hahy's smile.
Horace Seymour Keller.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
Women In RuaaIa and AmerIea.

NHANNNNN w NNNHaNA ANNN HNNNNNN NHaH
Mrs. Kate T. Woolsey. writing or
"woman's Inferior Position In a Re
public compares woman's status IL
tho United statos with her status Ia
Russia FOR example. in America mil
lions Of wives have no individual con
troll over their property. In Russia
on the other hand. for about two cen
turtles. every wife has been the legal
mistress OF her own fortune whert
nine thousand wives are deserted by
husbands in America, ave hundred
such assertions occur in Russia. Nc
little girls can DO employed in Russian
factories; thousands arc so employed
in this country. Finally. more women
work In the nelds In the United statoi
than In Russia.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
Beating the "Old Man. !"

"ralklng about getting married"
said the man who has lived in many
places, "let me tell you what hap
poned to the right sort Of a chap out
west Let's say the old man lived in
Denver He had millions. The young
man was making his living. Said he
TO the old man. 4 want to marry your
daughter. and we are engaged. Tho
old man replied; Well, she has been
accustomed 10 great deal. but has
nothing in her own name, and of
course | want TO know what you can
do for her .t-.
ITO this the young man REPLIED; I
want your consent for her sake, but
wo will get married anyhow. As for
my means. your daughter knows just
how much and what have, It's salts.
factory TO her. | want you 20 satisfy
yourself as 10 my family and charac-
ter. and let my money be a matter be-
tween your daughter and me-
THE oldor man satisfied himself as
10 the young mans character and
family, and offered him an interest In
his business.
al don't want II, replied the young
man. I am doing pretty well. well
enough for myself and your daughter.
/ am not marrying her for your money
nor for what you can do for us. I
merely want your consent for her sat
isfaction.'
"Ho got II, Shortly thereafter tho
young couple went TO Mexico, tho man
on a $4,000 salary in gold. In due
time son was born. The old folks
and the young folks were the best OF
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

Schmes like this one are frequent
subjects OF great state secrets. Here
Is one that viii never be known. There
died Al Moscow last month Prof. Phil.
ipoif Who. had - lived a few weeks
longa, was TO have communicated to
the s. Petersburg Academy OF Science
the secret OF death-deallng engines
of hi inyenting which, he claimed.
would make war impossible.
A dose OF prussic acid accidentally
taken Nlen experimenting killed tho
Inventor. and the theory los buried
with tlm IA the grave.
In The nrchlepiscopal library az
Lambelh palace is the clue 10 n plan
OF canpalgn as terrible, as far as can
be judged. as any that Cochrane or
tho Russian devised. II was tho
scheme OF Lord Napier. and includes
the designs for an arm TO destroy
a whole army at once. and 10 scatter
a feet no matter how large, That.
again. was never made public. but
romans in manuscript form just as Il
left Napler's hand. Ho Ayerred. and
the statement has never been ques.
toned, that for wager. 10 prove the
efficacy OF his invention. ho gave
proof upon a large plain In scotland,
to the destruction OF great many
head Of cattle and fooks OF sheep,
whereof some were distant from
others half a mile"
Il was his desire that his secret
should mover be known, as "for the
ruin and overthrow Of mankind there
are too many devices already framed"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
Curing "slck" Jewels.

mo flaw In that stone" said the
joweler 10 customer who has hand.
ed him a handsome turquois. but II
is sick. Leave II with me for two
weeks and I'll cure H."
The customer went out, but a re-
porter who overheard the conversa-
tion asked some questions. IAN jew.
els except diamonds are liable to NAL
aides" he said. "Rubies. sapphires
and pearls have their separate all
ments. but diamonds are Immune
from their great hardness. This tur.
ouois glsen me 10 cure is bilious,
that's all. Precious stones are all az
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
Good story Cut Shot.

Chaunosy NJ. Depew was recently
teHing a good story with great gusto
when a girl in the party laughed. lie
stopped with a ffown. Whats the
mattsr7" he asked. 1T ia one Of the
last stages" said tho girl you are
falling me n story Of my own that I
told yov only half an hour ago"
whsreupon Senator DepsW, suddenly
and ominously quiet, walked 70 the e1.
trsma rear for the nrst time in his
life aud took a seat there--NeW York
Times
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
LET THIS COUPON BE YOUR MESSENGER OF DELNERANCE
FROM KIDNEY, BLADDER, AND URINARY TROUBLES

1rs the people who
doubt aud hecom q
cured while they doubt
who praise Doan's riita
Ire highest
Aching hacks are easod
HIP. hack, and lon PAINS
overcome Swelling Of The
nynls and dropsy niruf
vanish.
They correct urine with
hrick dust sediment, high
qolOcd, pals In passing,
Arhbiing, frequency, bed
voting. Deans Kidney
Plus rcm0vu calcuh and
Eruvel Relieve heart pal
pitation, alecple@sneas,
headache, nervousness,
dlrEinoln
TArLolrvtttE Miss II
lrtsd everything fort weak
hack ant rnt no relief until
Z uaeA Deans Pills"
j. n LEvta.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

frienas but the boy. was named for
his fatha, not his grandfather. The
old man was not angered, even n no
was Disappointed, His daughter was
happy aud had oil she needed Later
tho mothor and the son visited the old
folks In Denver and the young hus-
band Joined them. One day the old
man sad he wanted to make his SON
in,law apresent
"'whG Is tT asked the young
man.
THE - block. which cost me
more thm million. replied the old
man.
81 aHreclato your kindness. but
cannot neept H. ! don't need II, and
could nd accept II II did" was the
reply.
The. said the father.in.law. III
give II bmy daughter
"HeFAs told no could do 80 II he
could lfoVail upon hor TO accept Il.
lie faaii. Then the old man. prouder
than ser of his daughters husband.
told hni:
AT Sell you the darned block on
your wn terms-you.'
"'sraight goodsg' asked the young
or ma.
"Ys was the reply; what's your
offeri
"Th young man thought n moment.
then mHwered.
IN consider your wishes. I'll
give % 500 cash
"'hne. said the old man.
"Th second boy" said the narrator,
In cnclusion, was named for his
| granElthor."-New Orleans Times
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
rubsreulo.l. sta,l.,lon.

An analysis OF tho cases OF consump-
ton in Marburg. Germany. showed
that fournfths OF those affected be-
long to the poorest nth Of the popula.
ton. II was further found that 81
par cent OF all OF the cases occurred
In &c per cent Of the entire 1903
dwellings in the city, while 500 per
,snt Of all tho cases among the poor
occurred in ss.e per cent Of the houses
occupied by them.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

A philosopher laughs at the world.
but let the world laugh at him, and
It takes all his philosophy to stand Il.
Love Is blind. and the man and
woman in love are said to be blind
aiso-yot we have Biblical authority
for the fact that when the blind lead
the blind they shall both fall into
pit
When the rich boast 20 their betters
OF common ancestor" the empha-
sis should be laid on the tirst word.
The demand OF old age for respect.
simply because Il is old. Is as absurd
as for bread TO demand butter just
because that should be It's compile
ment.
Money may make tho mare go. but II
is generally tho going OF tho lilly
which uses up tho most of Il.
The bachelor girl has one advantage
over the married woman; sho is al.
ways girl" no matter what her age
may bo.
II is well 20 dlstrust the sincerity
OF tho glrl who is 80 0wfully glad to
see you" and then looks over your
head TO discover who else Is coming.
There Is not much choice between
mock man and u meek woman but
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

DR.. Reynolds. health commissioner
OF Chicago. made the pleasing discoy-
cry that the juice Of the grape killed
many disease germs. Then the doc.
tor spoiled HIS great labor by sitting
up nights and further experimenting
until he found that lime and apple
Juice had about the same effect. over
work Is always unsatisfactory.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

Il u a curious fact that The mo1t
artistic modern houses In England are
those Of the very wealthy and the
very poor. The rich are building their
own; the poor in a few favored placsS
are having theirs built for them. and
In their different ways they are the
nearest approach we have 10 model
homes. Between these extremes eomoa
tho great wilful and inartlstio middle
class. for whom there Ia being pro
vlded on all hands architecture which
would be laughable were II not so sad
London letter.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

The reason you can
Ert this trial freo IL be-
cause they cure kidney
Ills and will prove it TO
yea
Wrgr nnANcu, Men -
"buunHkiduey Hills hit the
case which vas an unusual
desire 90 uruate had 90
get up i've or str times Of
a night ] think diabetea
vas well underway. Tho
FEET and ankles awelled.
There was an Intense pain
IN The bach, tbs heat of
which would feel like PUT.
ting ones hand up 20 a
lamp chimney. I have
urrd The fres TRIAL and two
full bonsa % Deans pills
with tho satisfaction Of
feeling that ! am cured
They are the remedy par
excellence"
n y. BAuAAs.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

Prof. Irwin RAutenstruAoh Of wash
inGton university has asked the courts
to change his name. Very few people
are able to pronounce it correctly. he
says. and he is getting tired OF being
called "Rottenstraw." which nRmo was
conferred upon him in his school days.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
How's This P

We onsr ona Hundred dollars Reward for any cas-
Of tatafrh that cannot be cured hy Hairs Cattafh
cure f.J. Cufhkr CO. frons,, TOLEDO. p.
We. the undsrsinned, have known l.J. Cheney ~
the last 10 years and believe hin parfcctI honetns
IN AL business transactions and nnanelalJ eple v
carry out any obligations made BY their hfm,
Wrfr a tnusr. Wholesale nruIIits, TOLEDO, o.
WALniHa, kiHNkH a MAnviH, Wholesale Drae
Fiata, Toledo, q,
directly upnn the blood aui mucous surfaces ~ tue
system, Testimonials rent free. ffice ~ -
bottle. Ndid hY 90 nruEriatf
llaIa FAMILY nIll arc lie nllL
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
49, LACONISTS
'vt% FkOrA LAFH W4-S

there Is no choice at all In meek
children, since there is no such thing
nowadays.
II MON mon would only take wives
then Their complaint that some women
dress TOO young would certainly
cease.
All TIE world loves a lover-but
very fev people love an engaged
II ID not considered correct 10 talk
with cigar in your mouth. so perhaps
the time may como whom men will
encourage their wives 10 smoke.
Chance Is a lady who often goos
under the name OF good judgment"
Pity nay be akin to love, but any
seliEespectlng person will recognize
It as a poor relation. OF whom one Is
not proud
a deutst Is man who, no matter
how rich is obliged to live a hand-to-
mouth existence.
Ifloye lH'an accident. is marriage a
catastrophe?
Man wants but llttlefhero below
but, be doesnt want to DO short on
that little'-M. c. Aymar in Now York
l Times.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
why chIness Ride women's bicycles.

why OhIHtUu HIuu WV07VW0 uIuJNTu''
The FIRST bicycle dealers who tried
to sell wheels to the Chinese we're sur.
prised to ind that there was a big and
ready demand for Women's wheels.
but practically none for mems
wheels. Yet none OF tho bicycle drum.
mers could report having seen many
women, II any. riding the machines.
The mystery was explained finally
when Il was learned that the Chinese
man preferred the womons wheels be
cause the skirts that form part Of
their costumes made II dinicult TO
straddie the diamond frame OF the
mons wheels.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

fected BY surrounding conditions. Tho
general cure IL tho application OF
acids. but Il requires an expert TO do
II. Pearls suffer most They age early.
and lose all their value In reflection
OF beautiful eolors. A dead pearl 4
not worth much"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
A Hired Congregation.

my friends" remarked tho minis
ter. tho collection to-day will be do
voted TO my travelling expenses. for I
am going away for my health. Ths
more receive the longer can stay
And, strange TO say. the largest col
lection ever made was thon taken up
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
elna On

Soon the shndows viii bo gone;
soul sing Oni
Night ~ drifting 10 tho dawn;
Soul sing on
Soon the valoa. OF morning blest,
Tired yet thankful thou ehait rest
with Coda rofea on the breast
soul aing ont,
Frank L. Stanton. In Atlanta Cons,itt
tiOn.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

Mouiins-sur-orne France. has TIE
distinction Of having had one mayor
for half a centNry, in the person
OF NJ dermaln-Lncour. Moullns-aur
Orne IL in tho reimbursement OF Ar
gcntAn. and the people have lust
celebrated this unique event By hold.
Ing fote In honor Of their mayor
Argsntan has been represented IA
Parliament by the same deputy for
forty years
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
Mother orny,s Sweet Powders for children

Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurss
In the Chiidren'H Home In New York, curs
Constipation, Fcverishness, Had Stomach,
TeethinR Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 30, OO0tes.
timonials. Al all Druggists, Csc, Sampla
FREE. Address A. S. OlmSted. LeHoy NY.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing syrup.
FOR children teethinE toftsns the suns reduces h.
nanuAtun, aayt laln cures Wind collie. sc bottle.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

To Cure n Gold Ia Ono day.
Take Laxative BrOmo Quinlne Tablets. An
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
Cheap Passenger Rates Via -sanIs
Ee Route"

To Boston. Baltimore. Minneapolis
Detroit, Atlanta and other points. Poi
particulars. address Q. y. Warren,
General Agent, A. r. q s. n. n.y.. f1f
Dooly Block, Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

Steadily for the last ten years the
number OF certified pauper lunatlca
In the British isles has been rising.
Similarly suicide is Increasing all over
tho country. Turn 10 tho physical
form and the tale Is the same. Army
recrnltA show worse teeth 10 tbs or.
aminlng medical officers overy year.
II has Just been found necoaaary TO
lower the standard OF height, weight
and. chest moahuremont 20 a degree
which Is quite indefinite. with all
modern athletleism there "a atill q
definite tendency To Increased insanity
and 10 phyUlcai degeneration IN Great
Britain at the present day.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

They equal those
shat have been cost
ing you from 81 90
70 500 The i'm
menao salo OF W. l..
Douglas Shoes proves
their superiority over
all other makes.
Sold by retail shoe
'dealors everywhere.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
That Douglas sues Cos
'ona Colt proves there 4
value In DsuElas shsea.
CsTena \ tks Highest
grnde lai.lsaather nada.
Inu fhlar FHalafsnaFil
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

Nk Tou DFuRFIlf Tor AIIan'l Foot.Ea1a.
II tried ALIENS FOOT EASE RECENTLY.
and have juat bought another supply. II
has curod my corna, and the hot, burning
and itching sensation IN my feet which was
almost unboarable, and would not be with
out Il now Mrs. W. J, walker, Camden.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

lam sure Piso'a Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years sgo.-NrA TnoA Ronnlna
Aaplo Street, Norwich, n r.. Feb. n, io0o
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23
w. L. DOUGLAS
s3,s9 & So SHOES EsSYE

You can save from S3 TO IS yearly BY
wearing W. L pouRlaa $3.50 OF SCI .hoes.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-10-23

A philosopher laughs at the world,
but let the world laugh at him, and
II takes all his philosophy to stand Il.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1903-01-31

pears equally correct they think 1t
would be taxing her resources too &c.
verely il the necessary gasoline was
purchased and some one hired to light
the various street lamps about town.
Why in the name of common human
ity don't the council borrow a few
lanterns, wrap red rags around the
globes, beg a little coal oil and hoist
damage signals before some short
sighted member in the darkness runs
into q lamp post and is badly hurt,
and pray while engaged in such rare
good work don't they let some poor
ours work out his delinquent poll-tax
with his kitchen fire shovel if nothing
better can be bought, in cleaning off
The piles of black mud and filthy vile
slush,
That flies all around with a swish
as-te swush,
Every step of our s~weethearts, mothers
and wives,
AS they cross the street crossing
ve6ed out of their lives,