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Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26
SEVERE ATTACK OF GRIP
Cared by One Bottle Of Chamberlain
Cough Remedy.

Cared by One Bottle Of Chamberlain
Cough Remedy.
when had an attack of the grip
last winter (the second one) actually
cured myself with one bottle of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy" says Frank
W. Perry, editor of the Enterprise,
Shortsville, N. Y. "This is the honest
truth. I at times kept from coughing
myself to pieces by taking teaspoon
full of this remedy, and when the
coughing spell would come on at night
I would take dose and it seemed that
in the briefest interval the cough would
pass off and I would go to sleep per-
fectly free from cough and it's accom-
panying pains. To say that the rem
edy acted as most agreeable surprise
is putting it very mildly. I had no
idea that it would or could knock out
the grip, simply because had never
tried it for such purpose, but it did,
and it seemed with the second attack
of coughing the remedy caused it to
not only be of less duration, but the
pains were far less severe, and had
not used the contents of one bottle be-
fore Mr.. Grip had bid me adieu." For
sale by Forsyth Drug Co.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26
THE TRUE VAMPIRE.
An Experience With the Blood Suck
ing Animal In India,

An Experience With the Blood Suck
ing Animal In India.
CHANGING one evening to observe a
rather large bat enter an clubhouse from
which there was no other egress than
by the doorway, was fortunate in be-
ing able to procure a light and thus to
proceed to the capture of the animal.
Upon finding itself pursued it took
three or four turns around the apart
ment, when down dropped what at the
moment supposed to be it's young and
which l deposited in my handkerchief.
After somewhat tedious chase l then
secured the object of my pursuit, which
proved to be a fine female megaderma.
l then looked to the other bat which l
had picked up and to my considerable
surprise found it to be a small kind of
pipistrele, which is exceedingly abun-
dant throughout India.
The individual now referred to was
feeble from loss of blood, which it was
evident the megaderma had been suck
ing from large and still bleeding
wound under and behind the ear, and
the very obviously suctorial form of
the mouth of the megaderlra was itself
sufficient to hint the strong probability
of such being the case. During the
very short time that elapsed before
entered the clubhouse it did not appear
that the depredator had once alighted.
and | am satisfied that it sucked the
vital fluid from its victim as it flew,
having probably seized it on the wing,
and that it was seeking a quiet nook
where it might devour the body at
leisure.
kept both animals separate till next
morning, when. procuring convenient
cage. first put in the megadcrma. and
after observing it for some time |
placed the pipistrelle with it. No soon
er was the latter perceived than the
other fastened upon it with the ferocity
of tiger, again sciZing it behind the
s., a::a I'D se.e"sl cGac:S tG fly off
with it; but, finding it must needs stag
within the precincts of the cage. 1t soon
hung by the hind legs to one side of its
prison and after sucking its victim till
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26
Helping the Batter.

Mistress Tin surprise)-Why did you
place the alarm clock by the buck
wheat batter?
Nora-So it would know what time
to rise, mum.-Chicago News.
Fatal Enough.
do you think my new novel covers
the groundY
well, l caught brief glimpse yes
terday of man who had just read it,
and he was certainly covering the
groundv'-Atlanta Constitution.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26
Too Smart.

ut does not always pay to be too
smart" said lawyer. cat our board
ing house a new waitress was employ
ed, and young chap asked her what
he should call her.
"'Call me PEARL she said.
"'Are you the pearl Of great price!
he asked.
"'No,' answered the girl. 4 guess l
am the pearl that was cast before
swine New York Times.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26

Some poet wrote the following:
"Long is that morn that brings no
eve; tall is the corn that no cobs leave;
blue is the sky that never looks yeller:
hard is the apple that never grows
meller; but longer and bluer and hard
er and tall is my own ladylove-my
adorable Poll" T.. S.-The author has
since died in great agony.-London
Tit-BitS.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26
Food Alters Animals.

1t is surprising how circumstances al
ter animals. The savages of the ANA
ION region feed the common green par
rot for generations with the fat of GER
tain fishes, thus causing it to become
beautifully variegated with red and
yellow feathers. In like manner the
natives of the Malay archipelag go. by
a process of feeding. change the talka-
tive lory into the gorgeous king lory.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26
Simple.

The Doctor--A queer case of insanity
came under my notice the other day.
The fellow is perfectly sane as long as
anybody is looking at him, but raves
Violently when his friends quit watch
ing him.
The Professor-Humph, Out of sight,
out of mind.-Chicago Tribune.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26

"Deah boy, is it true that you have
discharged your valet?"
"Ya-as. the scoundrel! When | took
him out with me. he managed to make
people think he was the mastah and
was the man, baw Jove!'-EXchanCe
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26
What Is a Well Dressed House.

what in theatrical parance is a we'll
dressed house," said dramatic writer,
and after a silent pause he continued:
II went the other night to Il show. and
as | passed in the doorkeeper said to
me. We have we'll dressed house to-
night. sir | supposed he meant that
the audience WAS sporting its best
clothes, but | found on looking about
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26

no more blood was left commenced de-
vouring 1t and soon left nothing but the
head and some portions of the limbs
"Beast and Man In India"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26
Sic" said the artist.

Sic" said the artist.
YES" answered the manager. 'Mu
lating lofty ideals as to salary.
ington Star.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26

Under some conditions man can
make more noise in the world by keep.
ing his mouth shut than in any other
Way,
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26

An Irish philosopher says that some
men never allow the grass to grow un-
der their feet until it grows all over
them.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26

1t was to combat and expose quack'
and fools that laughter was invented
Thackeray.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-03-26

The Manager Realizes 1t.
"There is something elevating in mu-
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17

sherman,s CaustIc Retort.


General Sherman was possessed of I
very dry humor, his sense of the ridicu-
lous was very highly developed. and
he often convulsed his staff and friends
by witty remarks on the most unex-
pected occasions This side of his char
acter is aptly illustrated by an incidens
related of the story Of the march to the
sea. In one of the battles a corps COM
mander was struck on the head by a
rife bullet, but only slightly wounded.
When news of the occurrence reached
Sherman, reports had it that the wound
ed generals cheek and nose had been
carried away, but that he bravely per-
sisted in remaining in action Sherman
was greatly alarmed and made his way
Immediately to the side of his officer
who in the meantime had tied up his
head and had gone about his business.
When Sherman rode up, protestations
were useless. the bandage must come
of and be must see the wound to judge
for himself of the officers fitness to re-
main on the field. When he saw the
slight laceration made by the ball he
looked at It In silence moment and
then said, with look Of disgust.
Well, they came near missing ycu.
didn't they rs Detroit Free Press
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17

"Free Speech Victory IN the South"
IT is really refreshing to ind north
ern Republican paper saying anything
good about the white people Of the
south Consequently many persons will
read with pleasure mingled with
amazement the following editorial,
which recently appeared in the Phila-
delphia Inquirer under the above cap
ton:
It IS much to the honor of the south
that the most conspicuous example in
this country Of upholding the right OF
free speech in seats of learning comes
from that section Professor Bassett au-
thor Of The article in the Atlantic Monthly
in which he said that Booker Washington
was the greatest southerner Of century
excepting only Robert e. Lee, was SUBJ
jected to SO much criticism that he finally
resigned. This resignation the trustees
decline to accept. the faculty has asked
him to remain. ard the students have
done so, notwithstanding that every
member OF these bodies is opposed to the
particular opinions of the professor as
expressed in the article, They unite in
SAYING that in spite of their dissent they
wish him to remain. not only because he
is competent instructor, but because
they believe that the right or free speech
ii one to be sacredly guarded and that
any criticism must be private and indi-
vidual
This is most gratifying exhibition Of
manliness. and 1t is ali the more SO be-
cause It comes from a section which has
not always thus manfully stood up for the
right Of free speech and because the par
ticular opinion expressed is one peculiarly
offensive not only to the people Of the
virfna ne hat to the whole of ffe sniffh.
ern whites. and is being injected into poll
tics with viruience that Is almost I'M
precedented. It is the more gratifying
because IN the north there have been sev-
eral examples al the contrary spirit. At
Stanford university and the University OF
Chicago there have ia the last few wears
been examples Of intolerance Of private
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17
increasing Democratic Hope"

=
Under the above caption, and notwith-
standing General Grosvenor's proph-
ecies concerning Republican success.
the Washington Post, independent, re-
Gently contained this editorial:
Is 1904 going TO be d Democratic year?
Is the party that has experienced nothing
but disaster since 1892 about to achieve a
victory Are that party's woefui defeats
in 1894, 1896. 1893, l900ganA 1902 to be followed
by the election gifts presidential candi-
date and the capture Of the house of rep
resentatives? Is there any reliable basis
for the strong hope. not to say the cheer
full confidence. with which the Democrats
in congress and apparently their political
brethren throughout the country are look
ing forward to 1902
And we may as well ask before exhaust
ing our supply Of Interrogation points
what is the reason for the positive and
increasing deficiency of Republican conf
dence9 One encounters this at almost
every turn It is confessed by Republican
statesmen when they indulge IN frank
talk not for publication" and the hench-
men OF those statesmen feel It Distress
fully
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17

Subscribe for the DEMocRAr.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17
AUTUMN BRINGs ITs'IRRI-
TATIONa.

And winter aggravates them. Summer has
it's sun burn, fall brings roughness to the skin
Winter chaps the hands and lips Parcels
cream gives instant relief in ill cases and
continued usage prevents return. A sovereign
balm. Delightfully."- perfumed. Price 80
For sale by
] w. Merritt opposite the Court House
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17

Senator George Frisbie Hoar in his
book feathers into old Ben Butler in
most savage manner It docs not hurt
Ben, because he is dead For the same
reason it is safe for Hoar. Besides, it
pleases the antique senator. It's all in
the Massachusetts family anyway.
Consequently outsiders should not mix
up in the row.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17

Republican newspapers out in Mis-
souri, are once more booming Hon, Cy-
rus F. WaIbridge. exmayor of st.
Louis, for the Republican vice presi-
Dental nomination performance
which amuses them, pleases Cyrus and
does nobody any harm. On with the
dancel The more the merrierl
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17
THOROFAR'|E

i the IsncE1Hu mont
i Mrs Emma Ronrne pres;dens Fl tho ~
IL II II. al the State If New Jersey leeti,r
"a that tlas la.l ;es-somf 81 them SssIf tbe
! audience ana eangrafn lated themselves
/ npon What wo,,,e,, wanla al for the carse
| al ten,perance if The right Of suffrage
were granted them. / have been told bv
| United States Senators and otber law
eivers. high IN authority. that under the
lConstitution of the United States women
have the r;oht of snffrape and il II only
their own indifference which keeps them
from exercising ii Each woman waits
! to sees what tl1e afher wafnan will A SHE
wishes K, make Sars. that IL will h ner-
| feetlp resnect..hIe--the thin0 which The ieak
women. il, The hest sos.ietv will do before
shr afeSn,nts it. tho1,ob have known i
! I'm ELEGANT ana custirated wssaaen who
deposited their votes at all elections in
their precincts ! do not know that tlese
votes were counted, put, az least IN exT
ample was set rs generally cones uEa,
think, tnat N me beginning Of nlslosy, as
nolitieal riol9 with men Il cannot Is
more than sexentv.f;ve wears aoo that aran
ID our own New Jersey. women who were
tax payers voted, and their right to do 50
was unquestloaed. ! have heard my 1atnef
/ tell 81 one MISS hAttle van lll9erg, wne
whom he as ! varv small Inv had : preat
"a n,;ratian Miss I<itt;es was the sole nos-
.sessor of roanv acres anil 81 rnas,0 slaves
far there we're slaves IN New Jersey then.
She was tan aud handsome brilliant
hr5anerte and rod, snirited black horse
/ inst as she sbould have done. and wore +
4 sialinp habit Of hunters green. The long
skirt If which streamed behind her ii the
Wind far neither Miss K1ttie nor her horse
we're slow don't know whether 81 was
4 law or q custom. but the voter ia those
Idays must deoosite his vote within i've
miles Of his home. Miss Kitsie was Sc
i fortunately situated that there were three
voting places within five miles Of her home.
and "a she wished to be entirely impartial.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17

s'Quos Deus vult perdere, prius de-
mental (sWhom God would destroy
he first makes mad''} is an old saying
which finds its latest illustration in the
high jinks now being cut by the sultan
of Turkey and his subalterns. The
Turks seem bent on playing the fool
till Uncle Sam gives them a good wal
Looping. 4 few more capers like those
at Beirut and Alexandretta viii do the
work for them.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17

If the Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
was seeking to stir up the Republican
menagerie in Washington by hopping
on to Colonel Roosevelt it succeeded to
its hearts content. Those editorials,
practically raising the cry Anything
to beat Rooseveltl'' had the effect Of
the animals when they are good and
hungry
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17

We promptly obtain US. and Foreign
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17
Fcraker's Ambition---Free Speech
In he South--- Republican I'M
fairness In the House

Especial Washington Letter.
y INCE the days of jonathan and
b David. to say nothing of Damon
and Pythias, there has been no
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17
Bristow's Report.

The Kansas City Journal. a reliably
Republican paper. commenting on Bris-
tow's report. says, inter ALA:
Whenever within the last ten years any
one IN America mailed letter the
chances were that he deposited II in q
letter box which was bought BY graft:
painted by graft and attached to the
lamp post BY graft, He found what tlms
the letter would be collected By reading
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17

opinion BY the faculty Or trustees that
are deplorable We are Quite aware that
~ saons 49, nss me-, as, s re vs.
toned and that 81 SO some the Intolerance
has been categoricaliy denied but It has
pc alllrrnea 81 others asslnSeres1ea wac
that Il tbe insfiintions mentioned riehtlv
sor wrongly II has been charged that pri-
va1 s., interests dominate ths professors
pei the popular opinion on the subject
whether Booker Washington Is a very
q SIT IT. rtlue s s,.,s e l,sss wssss.
ouence compared with the undoubtad
right of any man 70 express publicly his
slssss, = my &c aeeenI, ana escape per.
On this subject There ere IS freedom Of
speech % the stump ana IN the press; but,
unfortunately: there have been many in-
ngeeedenf L one v;c opbt Il NAN 'aii
tanned. 1t win do mere good to the south
peopse q Inc nortn stoo oils1a 'gnoran1 q
that section which has had So many
fiery trials.
There is 4 vast disnlav of gall in
maj Iasf sentence g,erhans fhe m
qs.irer never knew. on. knowing. has for.
gotten. that ii. 1896 when Professor
Andrews was driven out Of Brown uni
versity in Rhode Island simply ana
solely because he was i free silver
nearly ali If whom were ggee silver
man raf,,sal +, ,.o,,ue ,,,.r, ft,s.x..
ors who were advocates of the single
gold standard. Let the sI,,o,,irer study
the history of free speech in the north
and south. and it win find more Of it
sonth than north.
: : : : : : =
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1903-12-17
SHOWING WALL PAPER

Ana suggesting She treatment Of the room
or roomsis an art as well as the hanging Of
it. The best results can be obtained from
a man with the up-to-date experience in
that line. The lady when ready to make
her selection will find better and more con-
yenient comfort by paying visit to my
show room, where carry in stock samples
Of all Imported and Domestic designs in
Wall Hangings. carry the largest stock
Of Wall Paper in South Jersey, which sell
cheaper than the Phila. jobbers, as buy
direct from the manufacturer.
All work done by me is guaranteed first
class.
Prices lower than the lowest.
Call up Phone 69L. Country Work a Specially
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-04-17
An Easily Built Railroad.

The Malad Valley branch Of the Ore
gon Short Line, which is to be rushea
to completion this summer will be
unique for railroad In the mountains
region, says the Salt Lake Tribune.
In the first place there will be hardly any
curves. grades, expensive bridges, snow
shed, or tunnels in the whole of forty
miles and, as one OF the officials said the
other day, sit will be just like building a
track down a hallway" The line
traverRes level valley, and, although 1t
\is but sTarsley settled as yet, the whole
region is to be reclaimed, and, then the
land is worked and the big sugar factory
throws open it's doors the valley will be
one OF the richest ones along the Oregon
Short Line. Among other business
enterprises spokenof for the same section
are two creameries and cannery, SO
that the possibility isthat the valley will
grow In Importance when the railroad
gets into operation.
The grading is going along faster than
at any other point where construction
is In progress, owing to the route, which
does not require anything in the way OF
blasting or steam shovel work. 1t is
now thought that the first fifteen miles
can be completed blythe first OF June.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-04-17
Mining Location blanks for sale q

Mining Location blanks for sale a
this office.
train every few minutes has turnover
the Short Line tracks this wek
New line of pocket cutlery at Lyman's
Drug store. Best line in the market. 5
Ben E. Rich and family were east
bound passengers on one OF the u T.
trains Wednesday.
The Bear Lake Hide & Junk Co. pays
cash for all kinds Of hides and furs all
cash, no merchandise. Il
Paris High Patent Flour at Chap
mans Try it and you will use no
other. 50
Watch for Lyman's display OF paints,
brushes and painting materials. Due
to arrive in few days, 8
DR.. Beckstrom, the resident dentist,
gives the most satisfaction in painless
extraction by the use of gas and cleo
tricity. s
When you have beef hide to sell, we
do not ask you, willyou take Jews scrip
for it, but we giveyou top cash price
Bear Lake Hide & Junk Co. L
Tfyou don't believe that we can sell
you straw hat for % cents that you
have always paid 81 and 20 cents for,
| call and be convinced at H. B. Whitmans
\ Grown and bridge work. gold and
)amalgam filing, plate work, etc. All
work guaranteed in every particular.
Dawley q Neloy, dentists. Office in
Ritter Bros Block. 52tf
| We can afford to pay the highest cash
prices for all kinds of hides and furs.
because we deal directly with the man.
ufacturers. Bear Lake Hide & Junk
Company. /
A hig cavein took place Sunday at the
new Aspen tunnel on the Union Pacific,
aud for several days this week the main
line passenger and fruit trains have
been going through this city.
Surveyor Bircrh has received a big con-
tract from the government, to do a lot
of surveying over In Wyoming. Bob
will leave for the scene of his work as
soon as the weather will permit. -
! The mew city administration will faka
Mold Of affairs next Thursday evening,
at which time the old board will meet
| and clean up all unfinished business
Mayor-elect Glenn has given out no inf
! nation yet as to any appointments
Why waste your time and take your
hidos and furs to dabblers, to be skinned
yourself, when you can save time by
taking it to the dealer directly and get
the highest cash price the market can
afford. Bear Lake Hide & Junk Co. 1
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-04-17
Ritter Bros. Drug Co.

The famous Bee" brand of coffee liz
cents per pound at Hansen and
Hughes, 46
Suits made to order in the latest
styles, A good fit guaranteed. Chas.
Schmid. the tailor. 4S