The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-06-21

William E. Curtis couple of southern epitaphs
additions ms collection of them. the
tombstone Tennessee farmer very suddenly
reads follows
All his virtues allowing,
Sudden did life work cease,
He mas passed from pain and ploUghng
To harvest that is peace.
Another one in Ringod Ala. reads:
He left this world at sixty-eght
This dim
He boldly entered heavens gate,
And shut it after him.
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The late Paul du Chaillu was on one occasion asked
why had married Well upon time"
he answered without a smile old African king who
was very offered my choice eight hun
bred and ffty-three a wife. Your Majesty.
l replied IF I should marry of these beauties OF
yours would be eight hundred and y-two jealous
women here Well. replied king easily
settled. Take a little strong
me, however and 1 have had such field
choose from since. am stin bachelor"
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The new minister called at certain West Philadel-
phia just after he had his pastorate
The small boy present long before his mother
downstairs greet the momnie. Trying to be cordial
the minister said. How old you, my little mann"
I'm five home six in school and three on cars was
the delightful reply
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The following description of baby going the rounds
of the Oklahoma press:
What a baby?' he asked, and then the following
complicated is given The prince of walls.
lapland morning caller, MONDAY crawler
midnight brawler only possession that excites
envy key opens the hearts of all classes the rich
and poor alike all countries stranger with IN
speakabe cheek that the house without stitch
his back and is received with open arms by all
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A certain American woman. the wife a former
representative in and minister abroad who
aims at the leadership exclusive and
top-Iofty circles Washington D. c. is noted for her
display and her penchant for wearing about all
jewels bear up under One recent night she
gave dinner Several members of the diplomatic set
were present Madame high feather and she also
wore a diamond tiara and several strings OF pearls
around her During the evening she complained
feeling bit chilly and told of the servants 10
call her maid When the maid appeared she is said to
have shvered little. and exclaimed Susette am so
cold please get another string Of pearls"
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A certain American writer international reputation
who died recently. was, like so many other geniuses
strangely incapable Of managing his domestic af-
fairs boy of the family his fathers pet
the OF the household Now II hap
pened that under this roof with this small boy
lived aunts, sisters OF his mother That they
were in his flesh he made pretcnse Of con
ceallng. one occasion when he had overstepped
farther than usual the bounds Of propriey in adj
dressing his relatives Julia appeared before his
father to state Her nephew had called her
fool while Martha he had characterized as
- fool The young offender summoned to the
terna presence Fixing him with his the father de-
manded:
Did YOU call you Aunt Julia fool?'
Yes"
Did YOU call your Auna Martha - fool?"
My SON was the prompt reply this exactly the
distinction 1 should make myself"
Shortly before his death Thomas p. Reed the
center Of a group club, New York. The
talk got Roosevelt f-a~a-s admire Roose-
Welt very much" dravled Mt Reed Il admire him
very much indeed What admire most him Is his
enthusiasm over his discovery Of the ten Command
nents"
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Luigi Ardiu under the guidance Of his pupil Nine.
Valera and her husband paid visit stratford
ou-Avou where ~ was shown all the relics connected
with the Immortal Shakespeare Al exclaimed the
enthusiastic conductor when matters explained 10
him "shaIscspeare. Romeo Guilietts Maebet Hamlet
All I understand librettst"
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a subscriber % the Argonast says that days be
fore The arrival of President Roosevelt vallejo
dentist Of that city county lady in the chair
and acquainted her q their conversation.
With ihe approaching Prsalentisl Vis' WheFenpo" tHs
hlEhly interested LADY remarked 'Is Ara. Cleveland
coming along tooz The dentist. e. SAID id not r.
for o. hour
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