The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-09-29
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nato How the Tlp Was IsilyssesIE 80.
Break or Not 90 BFea1< me lax. Z.
ats good thing for Ms, | supposRI
that whenever we get It All settled and
arranged IN our minds that were toe
everlastinRIy bright and crafty to be
done by anybody we usually get fall
that takes the perlxiness out OF us, safe
q washington department store buyer
who makes frequent trips to New York.
4tIJD to q certain day last week. for ex-
ample / had a pretty thorough under
standing with myself that there was no
Old kind OF a New York bunlxo game
thatI,d bite on. I'd been going u New
York too often and for too long a time
for anything like that. Wen, listen.
"a week ago Monday morning last
was standing astas Breakfast ON the
Thirty-sixth street side Of the MARI
borough hotel, in New York. taking q
sun bath for myself and mapping out
NV programme for the day. Two or
three other men were Standing near me
doing the same.
'sOur attention was lnzfly enlisted Is
we stood there by the spectacle of a
boy wearing a chefs cap and apron
recklessly swinging an empty crockery
pitcher above his head The boy was
rugged up IKE a hotel kitchen appren-
tice.
what internal whelps most boys
are, anyhow remarked sporty look
ing man standing near me to plain
looking individual who was standing
alongside of him. Now, just look at
thnt cub fooIing with that pitcher It's
a cinch that he'll drop It and smash 1t
to smithereens before he gets to Sew
enth avenue
t'oh, 1 dunno, was the reply of the
plain looking man. 4 guess the kid
knows what he's about. He's got
pretty good clutch on the handle of the
pitcher. He'll hang on to 1t all right
Bet you Eve he drops 1t before he
reaches Seventh avenue was the quick
response or the man with the sporty
look.
az guess I'll take that bet,' answered
the plain looking man, and he produced
his wad. The sporty looking citizen
peeled a : from his roll and both men
nut up their money with the uniformed
carriage opener stationed outside the
marlborough. Then they took up the
Jog together toward Seventh avenue to
keep an eye on the boy, who was still
swinging the pitcher wildly. held
my ground and watched the proceed
ing. It looked like a pretty good bet
for the plain looking man until, when
the boy was only about ten feet from
the corner of Seventh avenue, the
pitcher few out of his hand as he was
trying some singularly difficult piece
of juggling with 1t and was dashed
into a hundred fragments on door
step. The sporty looking man and the
plain looking individual Rsturned to
where was standing and the former
took the two VS. from the stakeholder
with grin, saying:
81 thought sure was going to lose
out on that when the kid got so near
Seventh avenue without anything hap
pening to the pitcher
1.-TWO days later was standing
alongside a hotel at the corner of
Eighth avenue and One Hundred and
Twenty-fiftn street, in Harlem, waiting
for a downtown electric car, when
saw that selfsame youngster, with the
Identical kitchen apprentices forgery,
going along Eighth avenue, again wild
IL swinging a pitcher. Then l cast
my eyes about me, and there, only
three feet to the left of me and leaning
against an l. stanchion, was the sporty
looking man. He blinked lazily mt me
when he saw that had observed the
boy with the pitcher.
"'What internal whelps most boys
are, anywayH he said to me in precisely
the same words and the same tone he
had used in making the remark cou-
pie OF days before to the plain looking
man who had lost his v. Now, just
look at that cub fooling with that
pitcher. It's n cinch that he'll drop 1t
and smash it to smithereens before he
reaches the next corner
'''What foxy way this fellow has
OF mixing a living! mused. But I'll
for hi YT1n
so WILL
q That's the betting end of it, said
aloud to the sporty looking man, that
I'd be willing to take myself
"4Oh, WE'LL he replied laughingly,
any old thing to pass the time away.
It's about an even thing one way or the
other, suppose
"'Just about said I.
"'Well,' he said good naturedly, then
I'll bet you v that he doesn't smash
it before he reaches the next corner.
- you're on said I, and we put up
our five spots with the news dealer on
the corner.
IS This said to myself as I fell into
step with the sporty looking man, is
like wheeling gran'ma out OF a nickel
for cookies. There's no way that this
crafty con man can pass the tip to that
kid not to drop that pitcher, according
TO the usual frame up, without my get
ting next to the dodge and calling him
down on IT. think see n new five
dollar hat for myself this afternoon
MY reflections along this pleasant
line, however, were interrupted. The
boy was already crossing the street
still swinging the pitcher wildly and
whistling merrily. He reached the 9TH
er side ana went right along his way,
talsIng tremendous chances with the