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BELOW. /
 A bark anchored in lower harbor.
 @ GhEARED. Sch Seguin, Cole.
 Sch Harry Prescott, Gray, Brunswick, Ga. Sch Warren B. Potter, Hammett, George town, $. c. " Sch J. E. Holder tBr.), Mcintyre, New York. ~ .. Sch Myrtle, Miller, New York. Sch Keystone, Martin, Greennort, l.. l.. Sch Clara and Emma, Phillip, Greenport, L.. I. ,. ALA Sch Neptune, Bailey, New York.
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MARINE LIST.
sssGsS FORT oT NEW HAVEN sgssS
ARRIVED.

Sch James a. Dnffield, Jones, Phila. Sch Martha Jane, Thomas. New York. Sch H., and J. Beswick, Walls, Whining
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Sternhsrg's EmuIuymeat bpannv

ARE you looking for first-class helD. eItv or country, or a good situations Come sea me. Fair dealings. German spoken. open
 evenings. e4 CHURCH ST. Tel. 1419-5s
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wettIng n wheel.

Once when Chief Justice John Mar
shall was driving In Virginia he found
that the tire on one of his wheels was
loose and kept slipping Off. He didn't
know a great deal about common af-
fairs, for he had not lived much with
the common affairs of life, but he did
know that water would tighten tire
on wheel. So he came to little
branch and drove into 1t and got one
little section of the wheel wet, then
drove out and backed his horse, and
the same part OF the wheel went into
the water again, and he pulled back
and kept seesawing backward and for
ward all the time getting the same
part of the wheel wet. While the judge
was bothering himself about how to
get the wheel wet negro came along
and, seeing the situation, told him to
back into the water again. He did 50,
and the negro took hold Of the spokes
of the wheel and, turning 1t around d.
rectly, had it wet all around. Judge
Marshall said, well, l never thought
of that" The darby replied, well,
some men just nat'ly have more sense
than others anyhow"
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1t Is the opinion of Secretary Shaw
from bankruptcy. II the duties were
removed, there would be ruin. What
trusts would be nankrupted by the re-
movai of dutiesf Would ii be the win
dow glass trust, which, with protee-
ton ranging from 80 to 100 per cent
and more has more than doubled the
price of window glass? Would it be
the American Steel and Wire company.
one of the constituent concerns of the
United States Steel corporation, which,
with protection ranging from half IL
cent TO | cent per pound, has much
more than doubled the domestic price
of wire nails, while exporting about
one tenth of its product at prices near
~ 90 per cent lower than those charged
to domestic consumers and is making
profits of some $lJ,Ooooo0 Il year,
Would the plate glass trust be ruined
by the reduction of its protection,
ranging from 30 to $40 per cent, by
which ii has been enabled To raise
prices l10 per cent? Would the makers
OF wood SAWS, sewing machines, type
writers, shoYels. wire rope and othe.
concerns who sell to foreign consumers
at prices from 20 to 60 per cent below
the prices paid by domestic consumers
be driven into bankruptcy by Il rc.lud
ton Of duties? New York Times
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One Saturday this woman had a SPLEEN
did wrap sent home on approval. and
on Sunday one of the head clerks of
the firm who knew Mrs Blank as the
offender stationed himself near her
pew in the fashionable church which
she attended. When she sailed down
the aisle after service, Respondent in
the borrowed cloak, this man stepped
up to her and said:
"How do you do, Mrs. Blank? l am
delighted to see that you like our cloak
well enough to keep it."
OF course after that she could not re-
turn the cloak.
Still, with all the efforts put forward
by shops and costumers to break up
the pernicious habit Of forcible borrow
ing OH the part of sundry feminine Gus
toners, the practice goes merrlly Oh,
and many a fair dame with an enyi-
able reputation for exquisite dressing
appears but once In garments and hats
that when next seen are bedecking an
other woman or hanging In the show
room of some smart shop.-.Washing
Star.
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In the deep canyons one Is soon over
taken hy night Indeed IN some u
these Intricate pathways (the work ~
aqueous erosiom the sunlight. II II en-
tiers ut all. stays but few moments.
AZ the sun goes down the changes that
are marshulcd an are singularly heauu-
full The vivid green tints Of the chap
arral SO brilliant AT midday begin 10
fade and assume IA deep purple, over
which delicate silvery mist imper-
ceptlbly draws its Veil ON II creeps.
the royal tint becoming more intense.
until suddenly 1t takes Oh fiery glow
and over ail the slopes there plays n
roseate light. tie warm good night OF
the upper range
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He FOLLOWED THE KING.
Ii Was Long Chase, but the Consul
Was Tenacious.

"a consulship vacancy occurred III
one OF the group of islands of the
south Pacific said Pacific coast fed
eral Judge 81 commended n friend
for the vacancy. He was appointed,
and, az 1t was imperative he should
reach his post at the earliest possible
dav. he sailed from San Francisco
with the understanding that his COM
mission should follow him and that he
should take the oath of office before a
local magistrate after he had arrived.
Well, the new consul sailed, and 1t was
six months before the state depart
ment heard from him. lie reported
there was no local magistrate and in
qured of the secretary If he could not
take the necessary oath before the
king. The secretary wrote him III the
affirmative, and II was several months
later when another letter came, this
time by sailing ship, after going around
the world. 1t contained the graphic
information that the aforesaid king
had in the meantime gone to an adj
Joining island and taken to the brush.
Should the consul follow him? Again
he was given an affirmative answer.
The archives of the state department
Will show that he eventually located
this south sea island king in the brush,
was sworn In and, after the lapse OF
nearly two years from the date Of his
appointment, was fully qualified to en-
ter upou his conSuShip."
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INDIANS AND TROLLEY CARS


Nlea the trolley system was install
81 n Mexico GIfy the native Indians.
apart ffsM Ter wonderment as 10
y LaI ua>sta force propelled the cars.
W.. ANXIOUS u test the new power.
Tlsz ee-aa y trying 10 stop the car
with Their bands. and later with their
heads and bodies until the list OF cas-
ualties became great.
Then a brilliant idea struck them.
They had often been To bulhghts and
ut certain Of these had watched a pc
culiar opening ceremony which orlgi-
mated In Mexico and later was intro
duccd Into Spuin. Before the bull Is
set loose HI the arena Il man clothed In
white from head Ia foot poses az II
statue In tie center of the ring His
fnce aud lmr are whitcned, and he
stands without n movement or n fiutter
of clothing or anything that would
tend TO show that he IL alive.
When the bull is released he first
shifts the air and makes mad rush
for the pedestal. Getting quite close
hc stops aud snorts. gazing mt the fig
ul's N'clhE IL hi'Nthi'h'' ht b'huuu'
~ rctircs backward In nmazcmcnt. His
attention Is then attracted by others,
and the man escapes.
The Indians decided to try this ON
the ears Dressing themselves In white
and putting flour ON their fnces and
hair they would stand motlonlcss In the
middle of the ear tracks facing the
coming monster.
There We're many ambulance calls
before they learned the difference be
tween Il bull and trolley car.-Detrolt
Free Press.
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In an address on the economy of goo,
roads DIR. Wenston of North Caroline
said: "How careful we are to raise
fine horse, to give him the creates
strength or speed we are capable oil
producing by proper breeding. fcedin.
and training; but having produced thf,
splendid product, we place him ON {
wretched road that reduces by at leas
half the powers that we have so care
fully cultivated! Similarly we constrnc
with great trouble and with great ex
pense a vehicle capable OF attaining {
maximum speed and carrying n maxi
mum load, and then. as II to undo al
our work, we put II on n road that doe.
not permit 1t to carry half the load OF
10 attain half the speed of which 1t I:
capable. Not basket of eggs is brought
to market not n box of chickens, {
pound of meat. bale of cotton, a bar
rel of apples or bushel of grain bu
pays tax to bad roads, invisible ant
imperceptible, but constant. steady ant
in the aggregate destructive of prog
ress and prosperity"
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INSTINCT is THE TEACHER
How the Young of the Fenthered
Tribe Are EdMcnteI.

There Is school of the woods, Just
as much as there Is II church of the
woods or parliament of the woods
or Society of United Charities of the
woods, and no more. There is nothing
In the dealing of animals with their
young that in the rcmotcst way sug-
gests human instruction and discipline.
The young of all the wild creatures do
instinetiyely what their parents do and
did They do not have TO be taught;
they are taught from the jump, says Il
writer In the Atlantic Monthly. The
bird sings ut the proper age and builds
Its nest and takes its appropriate food
without any hint at all from It's par
ents. The young ducks take TO the
water when Matched by Il duck and
dive and stalk insects and wash them.
selves just a their mothers did. Young
chickens aud young turkeys under
stand the various calls and signals OF
their mother the first time they hear or
see them. AT the first alarm note they
squat, az call TO food they come Oh
the first day as on the tenth. The hab-
It's OF cleanliness of the nestiings ara
established from the first hour OF their
lives. When a bird comes 10 build its
first nest and 10 rear It's first brood, Il
knows how 10 proceed AS well as II
does years later OF as It's parents did
before it, The fox j. afraid Of a trap
before lie has had any experience With
IL, and the hare thumps upon tic
ground at sight 81 anything strange
and unusual whether il. mates be
within hearing or u9t 80 bird teaches
is young to ny They If .a.t.aetlsetg
Wien Their wings are stfaas sH5asa
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Haired Ont IInm l9rHnts.

Uncle Sam has black list Of birds
and quadrupcds which 1t Is absolutely
prohibited to introduce Into this coun-
try, says the Chattanooga Times. The
mongoose, the flying fox and the star
ling are on the list. The mongoose Is a
species OF ferret, Il native of India,
where 1t is dolE1sticated as a sort of
animal rat trap and snake destroyer.
1t was introduced into Jamaica to get
rid of the sugar cane rats. These ex-
terminated, however, the mongoose
went ON to diet off the insect destroy
ing birds, with the result that the crops
have been devastated by insects in
some sections of the island. The ami
NAL is exceedingly crafty nocturnal In
its habits and eyades traps with ease
The flying fox, known also as the fruit
bat Is Il voraclous harvester of fruits
and vegetables The Startling belongs
to the crow family
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IN BORROWED PlUMAGE.
Well Dressed Women Who Wcnr
Goods sent on Approval

Goods sent on Approval.
When the ways of some women are
considered. II is less remarkable that
such numbers OF women dwelling III
the large cities dress e1travagaiitly
than before their methods OF securing
rich costumes for all occasions have
been scrutiniZed
There are women. and many of them
very wealthy. who mako regular
practice Of having elegant garments
sent To their homes ON approval, wear
Ing them once and then returning them
10 stores or eostumers. Some women
Will wear u dress or a cloak TO the
opera and send IL back next morning,
Or they Will get aqhat oriwrap and go
driving or visiting In II. The average
person would be astonksfGd, to know all
the things, from handsome umbrellas
ana fans of great beauty to Jewelry,
and clothes, that some women bor-
row from the shops.
OF course all OF thessa women are not
well on. but they all dress well and
20 out great deal. and althoughSthe
shopkeepers often discover the manner
In which they are being deceived, they
do not always like to make a fussffo
fear of losing good customer Besides
they know that If they incur the enmi-
~ of such impostors the women are
quite capable of abusing their goods
and robbing them of other and more
honest customers. Strange as 1t may
seem, these women. generallyimingle in
pretty good society. or the lfringes OF Ii.
and have some influence inN the matter
of dress. since they have w0n the repu-
tation OF always dressingelegantly and
in the newest things
This sort of7imposition,h had been car
ried on soioften by cusfomenof a GER
tain largesfirm that its members deter
mined totput stop to heryfaunting
about In borrowed plumage,r at laast
'""~" tha .>,"naoa belnngedfto ther,s
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NAPOLEON AND DANGER.
GIlIray's Sticking Cartoon, which
Was Published In 1908.

Was Published In lSOS.
Tie dangers which threatened Napo-
leon in the opening years of the nine
teeuth century were shown by Gillray
in one Of the most striking OF all his
cartoons the Valley OF the Shadow of
Death" which was issued Sept, "A,
1865. The valley is the valley OF Bun
vans ailegory. The emperor is pro
ceeding timorously down a trenCherOus
path bounded on either side by the wa
tiers Of Styx and hemmed In by circle
of flame. From every side horrors are
sprinCIug up To assall him The British
lion, raging and furious. is sprlnging at
his throat The Portuguese wolf has
broken his chain King Death, mount
ed on mule of true royal Spanish
breed" has cleared ut bound the body
Of the King Joseph, which has been
thrown into the ditch of StyX." Death
is poising his spear vie fatal aim,
warninglN holding up at the same time
his hourgluss with the sand exhausted;
hames follow lbs course. From the
smoke rise the figures OF Junot and
Dupont, the beaten generals. The pa
pal tiara il descending as roman
meteor" charged with lIghtnings To
blast the Gorsican The Turkish new
moon is seen rising in blood. The
spirit Of Charles Nil" rises from tho
flames To ayenSe the wrongs Of Swe-
den Tie imperial German eagle Is
rnerging from cloud; the Prussian
bird appears rs n scarecr0w, making
desperate Efforts 10 ny and screaming
rrveHgo from the "Iethean ditch" the
american rattlesnake" IS thrusting
forth a poisoned tongue The Dutch
frogs are splitting out their spite, and
the Eheu'sh confederation Is personl
fici a, herd 81 starved rats ready
n feast 81 the Corsiean The great
Russian bear" the only ally Napoleon
las secured : shaking his chain and
rruauine a formidable enemy in the
reaF Frederic Taber Cooper and Ar
thur Bartlett Maurice in Bookman
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Elephant Love.

A pathetic story of intelligence and
affeetonate solicltude of an elephant
comes from the Midnapur district In
Bengal.
a Wild tusker and younger animal
had done great damage to crops, and
the head man of the district, Baba
CANAAN Ial MALTA, attempted to kill
them He shot the larger animal in the
leg. disabling 1t. but not sufficiently
for any one to approach it.
For month the animals fingered in
the district. the smaller one ministering
to the wants of its wounded compan-
ion. and by furious charges kept tho
villagers at safe distance.
Twisting its trunk about that OF the
stricken brute, 1t uttered the most
mournful cries, famed the wound and
gave every evidence of acute distress.
When the wounded elephant died, its
companion disappeared and has not
been seen snce.-Londou Express
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The shin Subsidy.

William J.. Curtis, the Washington
correspondent of the Chicago Record
Herald, says that no further attempt
will be made TO pass the ship subsidy.
Al tie same time Mr.. Curtis admits
that three-fourths Of the Republican
members of the house are in favor Of
the measure. lie explains that the bill
recently before congress was defeated
because the Republicans of the north
western states joined with the Demo
Gratis. The Louisville Courier Journal.
however hits the nail ON the head
when in commenting upon Mr.. Curtis
statement ii says; The truth Is 1t suits
the purpose Of tie slip subsidy grab.
bcrs To create the impression That they
have abandoned this raid on the treas.
ury We have already lad experience
Of that kind OF tactics"
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A SatiricaI Reward =.

There was perhaps more satire than
gratitude In the reward bestowed by Il
French lady on a surgeon for bleeding
her-an operation In which the lancet
was SO clumsily used that an artery
was severed and the poor woman bled
TO death When she recognized that
she was dying. she made will in
which she left the operator life an
huity of 500 frames on condition that
he never again bled anybody as long
as he lived "
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We something To do,

Have something to do.
Don't do IT,
Get somebody else to do H.
Watch him do H.
have done II ever 50 much better If il
had been worth while
Rest from your labors.
Do the thing that has TO Zoe done as
leisurely a. possible More haste less
speed - Do il well. SO that you won't
have 20 do il again Avail yourself OF
all labor saving devices Invent some
Resi- Never do today that which
may b. done as well tomorrow for to
morrow You may not need 10 do Il.
This advice Is not new. but It is worth
regarding -Plttsburg Dispatch
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FOR SALE.
PROPERTIES FOR SALE.

For colo or axchanoe-A LONG Rruns-
vicL tnrnnil,e oLonf fonr miles from
J.onnbor+viIIo For,n of 10 ocrna brick
Iii; - - - y. Zoo
uWtllluS, II IoOinS3 OutDuliulHSS, iJVu
apple trees, running stream, springs
and we'll
Noe ~ aud ~ Yorl, efreat ot r.
=. 10 W tii' 600 r. -, Ill
smith and wbaetWriobt sbons md
frame harm.
cr,,.., N I F,,.,.,.. I..,,s.. > ,.,.,,,,. 1,a,,
and Iot obout H., nfrps frnit and exreIlrut
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Even at seyenty-five List was pi-
anist whose powers lay beyond the
pale 10 which sober language or calm
criticism could reach or be applied.
Enough that its greatest charm seemed
10 me TO lie in perfectly divine touch
aud In tone more remarkable for OK
quisitely musical quality than volume
or dynamic force aided by technique
still incomparably brilliant and superb.
Hermann Klein in Century.
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Trees whose roots are of the same
length and fiber do not thrive as well
as those which are unequal, because
they develop better when their roots
reach for nutriment In different strata
or depths of the earth. The oak could
not live In soil where the pine would
thrive luxuriantly. This is owing to
the nature of the trees. One requires
the most solid nutriment. The pine re-
quires light, sandy soil and the atmos-
pheric conditions of sunshine and rain.
The oak, maple. elm. hemlock. birch
and beech all require warm and clean
soil. Trees are noted for picking out
the attractive places, and where there
are tlourishlng forests may be found
the best land and the soil always pro
ductiye
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ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION.


ltaN" ihllAutlphla' Chestnut street and
south street Ferries:
FoH ArANuc CRY 600 m, lei = m .
eN. 'sa m,eNp iSSoa m exp 900 IN, exp
}la0o IN, exp. 'l0i5 M, exp illD0 a m,
exp Icon NJ, exp ol.3n m, exp. teoo y
m, exp $40 ~ m, exp et3 80 p m,eNp tfOO
= m, exp. 'i31 y N. exp Hf5 m, exp
800 IN, exp. 500 p m, lei. fa.ln y m, lei
a'5i0 m, exp. ''ia pm, exp. tSsopm, exp
For OCEAN CIrY-S '7oNam 'S45am 1913
am. tilA5Rm. t21a pm. dttn y m 500
pm. afa, i0pm.
FoR Carr NW st7Gam 1870 m SIS
am. S9l5 am. MS am. hi .l0p m. ct4l5
p m. '5.0pm. at5.40pm
sfA Istr- s'7co a m. STA m. fala p m.
dA.@ y m $500 m. afai0 m.
49, Daily. - sundays. -" Weekdays "a
South 81. $50. N" South st ! III e" south
ST 4oo. ID" South st. 4l6 "e' South st
$50 20" saturdays only IS" slM excursion
Detailed time tables at ticket offices 18th and
Chestnut SITS, S3l Chestnut St, lO0a Chestnut
ST, Goa South 81 ST, 1862 Market st. and at
stations
Union Transfer Company will call for and
check baggage from hotels and residences.
A I DICE EDISON J, WEEKS,
Genl Supt, Gen1 Pass'r Agt.
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MIR. Hcnpeeque, let me introduce you
10 the Count de Dieppe."
"Ah, Get eez re honor to meet n must
elan. | hear, sar, Eat you an your
family play re music"
why, | don't know the first thing
about music"
But | hear Get all around Eat you
play second fiddle to your wifew
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Mrs. Newriche (who would like the
count for a n-in-lawl Its true that
Count dEd Brouck is inclined TO be
little-er-wild. but he'll settle down.
you know. Time works wonders.
Gotrox- So II does, but ! never yet
heard of 1t being in the miracle bust
hess Brooklyn Life.
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Miss RoNleN. began the young pol.
itieian. "el- Maude, love you. r.
ION, this is so student" she exclaim-
ed.
But surely YOU must have guessed.
l have been calling here so much OF
late"
All, yes, but, since you are poll
tician, thought your visits were with,
out significance. > Philadelphia Press.
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An Illustration,

He-What would you call polite
fctlon?"
She-Why. IL should say to you.
"Really. Mr.. Jones. hope you are not
thinking of going so soonr,-Judge.
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Not In Evidence.

May-Miss Passay has been quite ILL.,
Is she likely to recover?
Fay-She thinks so. She says she
has youth on her side
MAXWELL IL she has il must be ON
the inside.-Catholic Standard and
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The Cook = Would We mind giving
me Il recommendation. ma'am?
The Mistress Why. you have only
just come
But We may not want TO give me
wan when do be leaving. Life.
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The day after he asks her to marry
nm she goes around the house and
takes Inventory of the gimcracks which
are hers ami which she can take with
her Atchison Globe.
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Willie Iittleboy What's the hero
anyhoWf
Bob Thiekneek A hero Is II Teller that
dast To tie n tin can to a bulldogs tail.
Smart Set.
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Only II per cent OF doctors reach sew
enty years. bat II per cent OF clergy
men do So
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Throughout every part of my career
have felt pinched and hampered by
my own ignorance.-Sir Walter Scott.
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TO CONSERVATIVES.

The undersigned having been restored to
health by simple MEANS after suffering for
several years with severe lung affection, and
that dread disease Consumption is anxious
to make known To his fellow sufferers the
means of cure. To those who desire it, he will
cheerfully send Gree of CHARGE a copy of the
prescription used, which they will find a sure
cure for Consumption, Asthma, Catarrh
bronchitis and all throat and lung Maladies
lie hopes all sufferers will try his remedy,
it is invaluable. Those desiring the prescrip
ton, which will cost them nothing, and may
prove blessing, will please address,
Rev. EDWARD A. WILSON,
brooklyn, New York.