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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
Latest Somers News.
Correspondence

Mrs. c. Bowker is reported very i'll
and in the hospital at Spokane, al
though her recovery is doubtful, her
many friends here hope she may re-
cover soon.
Miss Doyle went to Kalispell the
first of the week to visit with friends
for a while.
The M. w. A. public installation
was attended by nearly 200 people
Several musical selections We're rem
dered by the band, and Messrs
Hutchins and Wylgus' guitar and
mandolin duets were something thai
took the house by storm. Gus Koes
ter, helped the boys out by singing &
solo, after which dancing was in
dulged in until nearly O'Clock.
Mr.. and Mrs. b. J. Boorman O
Smiths valley spent Saturday ant
Sunday with relatives here.
e c. Korn has returned from ;
three weeks visit with relatives ant
friends in Minnesota.
Somers, Jan. u, 1903.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
A New Business Enterprise.
Kalispell has seen many chang

Kalispel has seen many changes
in the last two years. One of the lat
est is drug manufacturing depart
ment put in Marsden, the druggist.
He manufactures a full line of rene
dies which he guarantees to do all
claimed of them, or he will refund
the money as cheerfully as he sells
the goods. Mr. Marsden has had %
years practical experience in some OF
the largest drug stores in the United
States, is registered by examination
ir half a dozen different states, a
graduate of one of the best colleges
of pharmacy in this country, and has
| made life study of preparing rene
dies for all the ills the human sys-
| TEN falls heir to. Some of his most
famous remedies are Montana Cough
Cure-cure any cough; Cold Cure
Tablets: his famous Magic Liniment
will cure rheumatism Mountain
CITY Hair Tonic, will remove dand
ruff and stop hair from falling out;
Vegetable Liver Pills, the best liver
pill on the market. contains no min
erals; Mountain City Catarrh Cure
cure any case of catarrh in the head;
Worm Lozenges, cure worms in chill
dren; Egg Maker. makes chickens
lay eggs, even on Sunday and holi
days; Blooming Youth, liquid fac
powder. strictly harmless: Ros
Cream. cures chapped hands an
face: Marsden's Sarsaparilla Co.. tn
great blood medicine; Marsden'
Headache Tablets, cures headache i
10 minutes: Liquid Corn Cure is tn
, best yet: Blackberry Balsam, cure
u any case of summer complaint
S Toothache Drops; Beef, Iron an
Wine. the famous tonic; Vetarinal
Worm Powders, for worms in horses
D. Marsden's Condition Powders. f(
horses or cattle, are the best; Mentf
Tooth Paste. is luxury; Mounta1
II City Dyspeptic Tablets are guara
a. teed to cure dyspepsia.
he Mr.. Marsden stakes his reputati(
III on his goods. 1t is not like buyil
le something in New York. where "
Or have no chance to get your mon
st. back if they fail. If you are N me-
o, of any of the remedies. CAL and S
Mr.. Marsden. If he can't cure Y
it costs you nothing. The old DIR
store stand 112 Main street A p
lie ture of Marsden's drug store will
nd found in another part of this pap
ar Store is open until - O'Clock eve
We niuht
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
Lively Spring Creek.
Especial Correspondence

Thursday evening a score or more
of the young people of the neighbor-
hood met on the ice in Captain Pal
mer's field, and, in the light of the
moon and a large bonfire, spent sew
eral hours skating. This is the first
skating party of the neighborhood
since New Year.
Mrs. James Willis and her son,
Walter, left Wednesday for the home
of Mrs Willis father, at Garrett,
Kansas. Tney will spend several
months visiting with Mrs. Willis
relatives and friends.
Friday evening the supper planned
some two or three weeks ago for the
benefit of the school library was CIV
en- at the Methodist church. Some
thing like 70 or 100 people attended.
The following program was rendered:
Instrumental music
.. .... Mr.. Oliver VOse
Reading .... ...... Mr.. Ellis
Recitation 49,. -. Frank Halligan
Vocal music 80. :. ........
The Misses Pattin and Mr.. Rupert
Recitation 49,. .... Mr.. Latino
Reading .... Mrs. Redlingshafer
Instrumental music ............
..... ..... Mr. Oliver Voc
Recitation 80. Harold Redlingshafel
Recitation 1890. 49,. Mr.. Latlme1
Vocal music ............ $3.50.
Misses Pattin and Mr.. Rupert
Supper Immediately followed the
program. The ladies were given the
names of capitals on slips of paper
Other slips, each bearing the name
of a state, were sold to the gentle
men. Then each gentleman sought
the lady having the capital cores
ponding to his state, and ate supper
with her. The snug sum of $175C
and an enjoyable evening were the
results of the entertainment.
Saturday evening the Spring Creel
Literary society held it's regular
weekly meeting. The house was
crowded, there not being seats fo1
| more than half the persons present
The question Resolved, That more
knowledge is gained by reading thai
by travel" was debated with consld
cradle vim and spirit on both sides
The decision given by the judges wa
| in favor of those who advocated
travel. The debate was followed b.
a program consisting of music. reel
tations and a dialogue. The ques
ton for debate next Saturday is
Resolved, That woman's executive
ability is equal to mans. 1t is ex
pected that this debate will arOus
as much interest as the one jus
concluded.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
Business Opportunities for All.

Locations in Iowa, illinois. Mime
sofa and Missouri on the Chicago
Great Western railway. the very best
agricultural sections of the United
States, where farmers are prosperous
and business men successful. We
have demand for competent men
with the necessary capital for all
opportunities for creamery men anC
millers. Good locations for genera
merchandise. hardware, harness, no
tells. banks and stockbuyers. Cores
pondence solicited. Write for map!
and Maple Leaflets. w. J. Reed, In
| dustrial Agent. GOA Endicott Build
| ing. ST. Paul, Mimi.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

The crowned heads of every nation,
The rich men. poor men ed misers
All join in paying tribute to
DeWitt's Little Early Risers.
II. Williams, San Antonio. Texas,
writes: Little EARLY Riser Pills are
the best l ever used in my family.
unhesitatingly recommend them to
everybody. They cure Constipation
Billiousness, Sick Headache, Torpid
Liver. Jaundice, Malaria and other
troubles. Bronson & Lighthall,
Frederick & Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
hor,eseekers' Excursion.

Homeseekers' rates to nearly all
points on sale at low rates by Chica-
60 Great Western railway, on the
first and third Tuesday of each
month, to April l. Available in the
through tourist sleeping cars. For
particulars apply to any Great West
ern agent, or j. p. Elmer, Chicago
ILL.,
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
EStrav Notice,

Came to my pasture about August
/, one small bay mare, about years
old, weight about $50, branded ST..
Owner can have same by proving
property. paying for feed and this
notice. Il. y. WALKER.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
MISCELLANEOUS.

Blacksmith Shop at Big Fork-Horse
shoeing specially. Wood work of
all kinds at reasonable price.
Work guaranteed by ]. A. Folks.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
Dayton Creek Mail and Stage Line.

Leaves Kalispell daily for Somers
and return making connection with
Dayton Creek stage Tuesday, Thurs
day and Saturday at Somers.
Stage will leave the Walker livery
barn at o'clock a. m. Passengers
called for at all parts of the city.
Passengers, so cents to Somers
trunks, so cents to Somers; tool
chests, SO cents to Somers. Satchels
and small parcels with passengers
carried free.
Passengers to Dayton Creek, $3.50
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

For Rent-Furnished or unfurnishe>
house. corner Ninth street ant
Third avenue west. Apply at 90
Second street west, dressmake
shop.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Strayed-From Kalispell, Tuesday,
January 6. one bay and one sorrel
mare, each branded c on left
shoulder. Reform to 500 Fifth ave
nue. east and receive IS.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
LOST.

Lost-Any one finding deposit book
belonging to Willie Moore please
leave same at Conrad's bank, and
oblige Master Willie Moore.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

We lead Others try to follow, but
they cant keep up with our under
pricing of high grade merchandise.
Wilson's department store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

DR.. Ida F. Rosencrans, Osteopath
Hours to IL and 2 to 4, knight
block, over Dickey Bros. & Dun
sire's. Residence 120 Fourth avenue
east
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
FOR RENT.

For Rent-Two furnished rooms to
rent, modern improvements. In
quire of C. E. Shoemaker, dealer
in realeState.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Boy Wanted-To do light work fol
room and board. Can attend schoo
during the day. Apply at the Wes'
hotel.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
FOR SALE.

For Sale-Brick dwelling house, 1926
Fourth avenue west, fi"e rooms,
city water and sewer. Apply at
residence.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Mrs. Scott Anderson, who has been
visiting her brother, Bert Sheldon for
some time, has returned to her home
in Libby.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
WANT ED.

Dressmaker with Is years experience
will take engagements to sew by
the day Apply at Bolts & Hand.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
Estray Notice.

Came to my lower ranch, one mile
south of Holt. last fall, one red and
white spotted steer about one year
old. No brands. Owner can have
same by paying for keep and this no
tice
+. l.. Sitter,
BigfOrk Montana
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Found-The place to get s. worth
of goods for 81, at Wilson's depart
ment store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

The cantata at Christs Episcopal
church Sunday night drew an over
flow audience again. The choral
service by the surplice choir was the
prime attraction and the music was
wonderfully good. The solos We're
enhancing. and this in no means re-
fleets upon the grand chorus, prob
ably as well trained and melodious
as any in Montana. Many were pres
ent at Sunday nights service who
will go again to enjoy the splendid
music
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Letter & Bruce have made a reduc-
ton of 10 off on Superior Ranges.
Call and see them.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Messrs. Mary and Annie HART of
Boston, Mass, are visiting with their
brother James T. HART.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Mayor Logan has been appointed
one of the Montana delegates to the
annual meeting of the League of Am
erican Sportsmen which convenes in
St. Paul, February II and IL.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Mr.. and Mrs. l.. d. Bayrell OF
Hayre were IN the city for a few days
this week.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

E. F. Stewart of Spokane has sue
ceeded G. Howe as night ticket agent
city Mr.. Howe will go to Browning,
where he will serve as agent.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

F. B. Fish and c. F. McGilvray of
Cleveland, Ohio, two of the members
of the Big Fork Paper and Pulp mill
arrived in Kalispell yesterday and
Immediately drove down to the site
of the proposed plant They are
quite heavily interested in the pro-
ject and will remain here several
days.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Major NJ. D. Baldwin left last night
for Cut Bank on a business trip.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Nora E. Davis has commenced suit
for divorce in the district court
against Samuel Davis on the groun Is
of habitual drunkenness and deser-
ton. The couple were married in
Spokane, Washington. July 3, 1898.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13
KALIsPELL BRIEFS

A. Macarthur is spending the week
in Spokane.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Services in the Norwegian Luth-
eran church Thursday, January Is,
1880 p. m, and Sunday January IS,
at II a. m. The same Sunday in Boor-
mans school house, 4 p. m. Scandi-
navians are cordially invited. An
drew f. Midtthun, Pastor.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Mayles r. Wolf, one of the leading
stockmen of the BlackfOOt reserva-
ton was in Kalispell this week on
his return from Seattle, where he had
gone with six carloads of blooded
Hostein cattle which he had sold in
that city.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-01-13

Fair to night and Wednesday.
II B. DICK, Weather Bureau.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05

Mrs. Frances Stafford, Of 243 E.
Hath St., MY. City, adds her ties.
timony to the hundreds Of thou.
sands on Mrs. Pinkham's files.
When Lydia E. Pinkham's Rene.
dies were first introduced skeptics
all over the country frowned upon
their curative claims, but as year
after year has rolled by and the
little group Of women who had been
cured by the new discovery has
since grown into a vast army OF
hundreds of thousands, doubts and
skepticisms have been swept away
as by a mighty flood, until to-day
the great good that Lydia e.
Pinlham's Vegetable Compound
and her other medicines are doing
among the women of America is
attracting the attention of many OF
Our leading scientists, physicians
and thinking people.
Merit alone could win such fame {;
wise, therefore, is the woman who
for . cure relies upon Lydia r.
PfnAham's Vegetable Compound.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
CHEF GETS A BIG SALARY.
King Ed wards Cook Receives stipend
Equal to that of Bank President.

King Ed wards Cook Receives Stipend
Equal to that of ,Bank President.
The chef who perpares the food for
the table of King Edward Of England
receives as large salary as does an
admiral of feet or lieutenant gen.
eral of the army. Every year he draws
from the royal eXchequer the handsome
ent occupies the post is a native Of
southern France and his name Is Mena-
ger His age is about 40 and he is con-
sidered. at least by King Edward, the
most capable chef in the world.
SO great culinary artist Is not ex-
pected to produce three masterpieces
in one day, so he has nothing to do
with the kings breakfast. He arrives
at Buckinham palace from his private
residence near by Kin a hanson at
about II O'Clock.
In a large, sunny kitchen, overlook
ing the lawns. he receives the lunch
con carte, drawn up by Lord FarQuhar.
and his work begins. First of all he or.
ders what will be required and the mas
ter Of the kitchen sees that all the AZ
ticles come in. checks each item and
then sends the account to Sir Nigel
Kingscote, the paymaster, who writes
out check in payment.
After luncheon is served Nj. Menager
retires once more, to reappear at g
O'Clock, when the great event of the
day-the preparation for dinner COM
mences. That over. the artist is free for
the evening. 1t is worth noting that he
owes his enviable post solely to hard
work and genius, for the cook, like the
poet, is born, not made. An additional
interest attaches to this culinary auto
crat because Of the encouragement he
gives to women cooks.
1t has always been said that women
cannot attain to great heights as cooks
and creators Of dishes, and that just as
they fail to excel in music, poetry and
painting they fail also in the higher
mysteries Of cooking. 1t is very inter-
esting to learn on the testimony Of the
kings cook that this Is no longer true.
however true 1t may have been for.
merly.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
LOST AMONG SAvAGES.


Man Passes Seventeen Years Amonx
Australian Natives.
In 1916 the bark Peruvian was
wrecked off the coast of Queensland.
The story of the one survivor, James
Murrell, as told in Marcus Clarke's
Australia Of the Past" is as strange
as the adventures Of Robinson Cru
soe." For seventeen years Murrell
lived among the savages, and all but
forgot his own language, his name and
the memory of his native land.
At last one day vessel came to the
shore while Murrell was absent, and
the sailors gave shirts to the natives.
Murrell told the natives that If ever
another ship came and he was not on
the spot, they should find him. An
other ship did come, and the savages.
remembering the wishes of their COM
panion. tried to attract the crew. But
the Englishmen, not understanding
their wild shouts. fired at them and
drove them away. Murrell despaired
Of ever seeing home again.
two horses came upon some natives
lamenting the death Of an old man.
Possibly he mistook the ceremonies
for signs of hostility. AT any rate, he
shot the old mans son, and for this
was murdered by the tribe, who be-.
came so suspicious of whites that Muir
rell had less chance than before Of
coming face to face with his country
men.
He told the natives that the white
men fred at them because they did not
understand the language. and said
that next time he would 60 himself
and explain. They consented, and
Murrell went exploring with native.
until he came to a white mans hut.
many miles down the coast.
Getting clear Of the shrub. the exile
saw the smoke Of . chimney and sheep
feeding on the grass. The sight Of
these strange animals frightened the
native, and he ran back alone.
Murrell went into water-hole.
where he washed himself as white as
he could, and then, standing on the
fence, where the dogs could not bite
him. he hailed the hut. There were
two men living there. One came out
and cried. "Bill. there's yellow man
standing on the rails, naked. He's not
black. Bring the gun"
Murrell cried. Don't shoot! am
British Obiect,"-fOr he had SO far for
gotten his language that he confused
"object" and Subject, shipwreck.
ed sailor"
The two men received him kindly,
and heard his story. They asked him
IL he knew what date it was. He did
not.
"The twenty-fifth Of January, 1863.
You have been lost seventeen years"
He tried to eat bread. but 1t choked
him, and he had lost his relish for
sugar and tea.
His white rescuers took him to the
newly made town Of Bowen. where q
subscription was raised for him. Later
he was baptized. married. and ap-
pointed to small place as keeper Of
bonded stores in the government
house.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
Hoods Jdrsdparilla
and Pills

Eradicate it, positively and absolute
ly. This statement is based on tho
thousands Of permanent cures these
medicines have wrought.
my daughter had scrofula, with eleven
sores on her neck and about her ears. Hoods
sarsaparilla was highly recommended and
she took it and was cured. She is now in
good health" MRS. J. H. JONES, Parker
City, Ind.
Nood's SarsaparIIla promises to
cure and keeps the promise.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
Fined for Dancing.

At Luchow, Germany, l25 fathers
have been fined one mark each for al
lowing their children, under 10 years
of age, to dance at the harvest festival
of village nearby. The village pastor
objected to the dancing and reported
the case to the police. 1t was discov.
cred, however. that his children had
danced, too, and he was fined with the
est.-Tit. Bits.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05

Beware Of Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury.
A mercury will surely destroy the sense OF
smell and completely derange the whole sys
tenn when entering it through the mucous sur
faces. Such articles should never be used ex
cept on prescriptions from reputable physi
clans. rs the damage they will do is ten fold to
the good you possibly derive from them
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. j.
Cheney 4 Co., Toledo, o., contains no mercury
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system
In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
in Toledo, Ohio. by +. J. Cheney 4 Co. Testi.
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the bert.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
PremOnitOry Symptoms.

A promising young Sunday sch1o!
pupil, who had learned about Ewes be.
ing formed from the rib of Adam, came
home one day greatly distressed.
ooh, mamma, have such pain!
think it must be that Pm going to have
little wife!'-l.ittle Chronicle.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
She Was Surnrised.

Mrs. Neighbors-What' that awful
racket in the next room?
Mrs. Rounder-Oh, that's only my
husband dressing to go down tom.
Mrs. Neighhors-Indeed! I've heard
folks sav he vas loud dresser, but
had no idea it was anything like that.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
Stood Much Wear.

Mr.. Jones-My dear. do you know
that you have one of the best voices in
the world?
Mrs. Jones-Indeed! Do you really
think 30?
Mr.. Jones-I certainly do. otherwise
it would have been worn out long ago
New York Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
Sure Thing.

Kind Father-My dear. if you want
a good husband, marry Mr.. Goodheart.
He really and truly loves you.
Daughter-Are you sure of that, pa?
Kind Father-Yes, indeed I've been
borrowing money from him for six
months, and still he keeps coming.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
No One Made a MOtiOu.

"kin any one make motion?" asked
one of the audience. "Gents," said
Alkali Bill. chairman of the meeting,
as he laid his revolvers on the table
"owin' to the general custom OF wearin'
weapons in these parts, trust no one
will make a notion"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
A Cheese Dish.

A cheese dish which may serve as the
piece de resistance of the luncheon is
made by buttering thin slices of bread,
arranging them in layers in baking
dish, with grated cheese over each lay.
er, and pouring over all custard made
of two beaten eggs, two cupfuls Of milk
and salt and pepper. Bake for thirty
minutes.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
Thought Better of Herself.

"When Jack proposed, l suppose you
asked him if you we're the only girl he
ever loved?" asked Polly.
81 should-say not! l inquired if
the other girls didn't represent steps in
his progression to his present ideal"
said Dolly.-Baltimore Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
Advantages OF Saving.

A boy beginning at Is and saving IS
a month will have 1928 when he is 81,
even if his savings bank pays only 3
per cent interest. Not only that, but
he will have acquired the habit of saw
ing, which will help him all his life.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
Tough Leather.

A sign on an East Side shop window
reads:
"Fried Shoes The merchants
name is Fried, but he forgot to put a
comma after it.-New York Times,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
Urged Him On.

Miss Gotrox-The idea of your pro-
posing to me! Why, never gave you
any encouragement!
Mr.. Poorman-You forget that you
once informed me that you had half
million in your own right.-Chicago
News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-05
Had Touched the Limit.

Short-I figured up the other day
that owed my friends nearly $4,000.
Long-What are you going to do
about it?
Short-That's what puzzles me.
can't think of anyone else who will
lend me money.-Chicago News.