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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20
Scientific Handicapping Fine Art

stock operator. Perfect handicapping
is o scientific and even complex appli-
cation of mathematics of almost micro
SCOPE proportions sufficiently minute to
affect the prospective result OF horse.
a second of time or thirty inches of
distance in space.
In mile, which covers distance o.
$3.50 feet how many races are lost and
won by about one-half the distance
named-thirty inches? A majority of
our so-called sprint races" are won by
a head or a neck. Now many race
goers realize what thoroughbred does
when he covers mile in lao or 100
seconds Of time? Taking the PROPOSE
ton that he leaps twice his length
twenty feet-it would take 269 Jumps
to go from the post to the wire. As an
illustration, suppose two horses run
side by side, leap for leap. the superior
thoroughbred covering twenty feet with
each jump and the other making Is
lNNN II ihlhfHs li' lohbtl -SlllulHk All
imal would beat his opponent in mile
race by about 20 feet or two and hall
lengths. II Handicapped computes
time, say on second, into twenty points
end considers tina. the mile was mad,
in 1:40, or 1000 points, he can easil,
figure out this problem that each O
these points equates at two and one
half feet, or thirty inches. Therefore
the Handicapped finds that the hors,
with twenty-foot stride will beat thu
other with jump Of 10 feet II inches
two and a half lengths or ten points
which is equal to one half second ii
time.
With these factors in hand II is a
easy task to figure by how many point
one horse beats another If the WHINE
reaches the wire by head or a nos,
II would be a fraction OF one point. O
something less than one-fortieth Of
second. There are numerous horses |
training who can make 1:40 race
look cheap. Yet the majority OF on
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

VII
Shouted his orders all in breath,
Frightened the "Port-holers" half to
death.
Tearing around with rush and a roar
Never forgetting the LARGE number
four;
He was the Orderly!
At last the Militia-men went away,
AS the sun sank low in the west that
day,
And |, as / sorrowing end my tale,
Must sing you the last, weary plain
tive wall
or the Orderly.
For five long days while the sun rose
high
TIL I" shnk again in the western sky,
T. t the grit with never pause
And ne Te, a growl. simply because
was Orderly.
Hhu hoN w lHlhhI 40 tuty ltlt tHdt udy
OF those great big 'ten-spots they gave
away
To the kitchen-mechanics put
tered about
And ate their rations-and they, damn
II, left out
The Orderly.
XI
So l swear. by George. that never
again,
VIII | hump my nut thro' sun and
rain,
And chase up and down all day, He'll
bent,
With never thank you or never
cent
For the Orderly"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20
THE BALLAD OF "CANNON BALL BILL"

The morning sun was rising fast
When thro' the Camp old Newton
pass'd,
And close upon his heels there came
Cannon Ball Bill, of no less fame,
As the Orderly.
III
Quickly up to the track they sped;
Bill behind, and Newton ahead,
And Harry quickened his hurried pace
Till the perspiration stood out on the
or the Orderly.
Newt. looked for tho Colonel in and
out,
But he was nowhere near about.
SO. hot from the walk and nearly spent.
Double-time after the Colonel he sent
The orderly.
"
And all that day and the next day too,
In various uniforms: Khaki and Blue.
Back and forth and back once more,
Delivering orders with a big number
four"
Went the Orderly.
v
Newton was sore; and the Sun was hot,
And when he cussed II mattered not.
He jumped the Militiamen, one and all,
When they weren't near then out he'd
baWl
The Orderly.
vi
So for five long days. thro' sun and
rain,
Following Newton with might and
main,
Never seeming to care a rap.
Respondent in brass-with a brand
new cap,
Ran the orderly.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20
NOT LARGE ENOUGH FOR TWO.

To President A. J. Cassatt alone, the
clerks in the Philadelphia Offices OF
the Pennsylvania railroad say, the re
cent 10 per cent. increase In practical
ly all employees salaries is due. Mr.
Csssatt has the name OF being ex
tremely kind to those who come in
contact with him. There was an cpl
sode recently that showed his kindness
in an odd way.
Entering his office suddenlyg one
morning Mr. Cassatt ought clerk
smoking a cigar from an amber and
gold holder that belonged to the pres
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

ident himself. The clerk retired guilt
lily, but nothing was said to him til
late that afternoon. Then he was call
ed before his chief.
by the way. Mr.. Black" said Mr.
Cassatt, extending the cigar holder
do you like this holder?"
Yes; think II is very fine" the
clerk stammered.
Then suppose you keep It," said the
other. 1T isn't large enough for us
both"
And in this strange manner the clerk
found himself in possession Of a gold
and amber trinket worth at least s25
Washington Times.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20
WAYT WOMEN
EARN A LIVING

Ways Wohen Earn a Living -. ....
One cheerful little worker is a pro-
fessional bric.a-brac buster. She ar.
rives at a stipulated time with an
equipment Of silken cloths, cleansing
fluids and little brushes, and cleans
the statuary, the choice PLAQUES, rare
vases, and delicate picture frames
which would be endangered by unin.
telligent handling.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

In the two opposing styles OF dress
each has its value; the tailor-made is
trim, trig, and neat; the flowing. loose
picture dress beautiful in its own way.
II is for the wearer to use her own
judgment which is most BETTING her
own distinctive style.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20
We take the following from the Lit.
erary Digest:
The Barry.Lasker Game.

The most interesting game played
by Lasker in his recent visit to Bos'
pton was with ]. F. Barry, probably the
strongest player in New England.
Reichhelm says that mr. Barry is sup.
posed to know more about the Ruy
Lopez opening than the old Spanish
bishop who invented it."
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

A woman fond of needlework turned
her one talent to account as visiting
mender, keeping in order the costly
table napery, household linen, and lace
curtains. She does work which the
ordinary seamstress out by the day is
incapable of doing.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

In regard to the wearers PERSONAL.
ty, colors must be chosen judiciously.
II Is found that to have a portion OF
the costume in a touch of harmony
match the eyes, has always a becom-
ing effect. Some, indeed, have gone
sc far as to say that a woman should
wear only two colors, those OF her
hair and eyes. Many women. however,
have brown hair and eyes. and these
would by TINS rule be doomed to great
monotony.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

Another attends to tho household
timepieces. She keeps them in order,
sees they are wound at the proper
time, and is in every way as system.
attic and orderly as themselves.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

Any useless ornament is inartistic; a
bow. simply put on as a bow, without
any meaning, is false art in dress.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20
The Art Of Dress

So much is being told us about the
art of dress that surely We ought soon
to arrive at perfection. Here are some
OF the latest rules that are supposed
to help us to clothe ourselves with due
regard TO beauty and art.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20
CONSOLATION FOR THE
HOMELY OLD MAID

Blessed Is the lot of the lone, lorn
woman with whom nobody ever falls
In love.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

She doesn't have to learn the art O
lodging bullets.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

With regard to lines, the eye should
not be offended in putting on trim
ming. Lines following the construc'
ton of the garment are always pleas
ing, that is. parallel to the seams or
foot of the skirt.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20
ROSS scIiTIcA OF ITS TERRORs

"I used your wonderful Kckapoo Indian Oil with the
Being Civil Engineer subject to Sciatic pains,
Cramps fodng sleeping out of doors in tents etc.
for these troubles from
Kckapoo Indian Oil than from dozen doctors, and this
without exaggerating e r. Wilson, Chippewa Falls Wis.,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

She doesn't turn every corner in fear
and trembling for fear man in lying
In wait there to stab her with q dag
ger.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

Certain colors are soothing, others
cheering and cxhilarating. On a
bright hot day delicate gray or blue
10 refreshing; on cold. shivery day
a bright, vivid red touch in our vicin.
ity is distinctly comforting.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

The choice of colors reveals traits OF
character. Persons fond of red have
the animal traits predominating: those
preferring the violet the spiritual.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

The plant supervisor is the vocation
OF another bread.winner. To keep
palms and foliage plants luxuriantly
green and healthy under artificial con-
ditions requires care and discrimna.
ton. which only an expert can bestow.
So the plant grower makes the rounds
Of her list OF households and sees to
this branch Of their decoration.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

The jewelry cleaner goes the
rounds, too, for the common good. With
references from the jewellers as to her
responsibility and business experience,
she gives valued assistance in clean.
ing and polishing the multitudinous
rings pins and articles of personal or.
nament which are now reckoned as ne.
eessities, and which 1t Is not always
convenient to send out OF the house to
be cleaned.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

She doesn't have to analyze ever,
piece of candy she eats for fear 1t II
poisoned.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20


In wait there to stab her with q dag.
ger.
She doesn't have to analyze every
piece Of candy she eats for fear It is
poisoned.
She doesn't have to cross hurriedly
to the other side of the street when.
ever she sees yelled woman, for fear
she Is going to get shower OF vitriol
In her face.
She doesn't need to carry an arsenal
around with her each time she goes out
for a walk in the country.
She doesn't await the coming of the
postman in fear and trembling for fear
she will receive a letter duplicating
her in divorce suits.
For the dime novel Is Just now tri.
umphant in life, and the beautiful wo.
man with golden hair and Greek nose
finds her path beset with respondent
lovers jealous women, the terrors of a
Dick Deadeye, and the deadly malice
If female fiend in widows weeds.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-06-20

Rug tender is engraved on one won.
ans business card. She watches over
the precious antique and Oriental rugs,
and administers the stitch in time and
the washing and cleansing needed to
prolong their existence and beauty. The
ordinary carpet cleaner could not rem.
der this service, which the special pro.
lessor of rug knowledge is able to per.
form at small cost comparatively, ow-
Ing to the number OF households she
serves.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
SELEE SATISFIED WITH
LINEUP OF MICROBES
Manager of Chicago Nationals VIII Make
Few Changes in His Team.

CHICAGO. H., Sept. 19.-Manager Sc
lee, of the Cub team, will make fewer
changes In his lineup for next year than
any other of the National league mag
mates. The infield will be kept intact.
This aggregation of clay stanpers works
so we'll together that there will be moth
ing In the league to beat it. Selee figures,
and the experience Of this season will
make Evers and Tinker a much faster
pair around second and short. Chance
will be a much better first baseman next
season than he has been this, as he will
have all his experience to start in with
and a confidence that he lacked in the
early part of the year. The outfield may
see some changes.
Mccarthy will undoubtedly be fixture,
as he has proved to be a good sticker dur
ing his stay so far and has lived up to
his old-time reputation He may how
ever. be moved over to right field, as
Selee thinks a left handler can handle that
position to better advantage. That will
put Slagle back to left, and Davy Jones
will be sent to center.
In the box the team will be stronger. as
Corridor will be a great help. If any of
the young pitchers that Seize will try out,
in the meantime prove to be wonders, SO
much the better. he thinks. Behind the
bat King will continue, with Tom Raub
his understudy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
CANTILLON MAY MANAGE
CHICAGO WHITE SOCKS
Leader of the Brewers is EIated by Ru-
NOR to Succeed Callahan.

According to Tom Andrews. of the Mil
Waulxee Evening wisconsin, Joe Cantillon
may be named asJmanager of the Chicago
White Sex by G. Comiskey. Andrews
says: nv
1t has been announced several times of
late that Joe Cantilfon had signed a con-
tract to manage the Milwaukee associa :.
ton club next year. Such is not the ease.
as Mr.. CanMAon has not attached his.
name to any contract, nor can he be held
by any reserye,fna he never signed a
contract to manage the club this year. He
only only gave PE rs Havenor his word
has carried bat his part of the agree
ment to the letter. AS for next year
Manager Cantillon has not decided
definitely uponEh his plans. and he has stated
that there is no certain of his being
connected with the Milwaukee club He
has a good offer from Charles Comiskey.
OF the Chicago White Sox to go as mana
ger next year, BlE there are reasons why
Joe does not wapb to take the position. He
likes Milwaukee, and would not mind put
ting in another YEAR here, providing other
considerations did not interfere with his
plans. He has certainly given Milwaukee
good team the past season. and it is was
not his fault than the players were so
badly crippled toward the close of the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
Ransom O. Horton
Had strsnne SENSATION.

James A. Baylie, the Frankfort business
man whose left arm was crushed by an
express train in front of which he had
fallen on Friday night, gives an interest
ing account OF the nerve sensation he en-
countered directly after the accident.
Although my hand was cut off, it felt
as though 1T was still there and l was
still holding the roll of bills had carried
tightly e1enched in my fingers; only my
eyes convinced me that the sensation was
wrong said BayIie It was thrilling
had been amputated just below the elbow;
talked in an interesting manner of the
strange accident at the hospital yesterday; :.
4 entered the Frankfort station by the
driveway. about s o'clock" he said, land
began walking up and down the platform.
In my left hand had a roll of $50 in
bills and in my right held my umbrella.
The plat form was slippery from the rains,
and suddenly, while walking near the
edge my foot slipped and fell directly
across the track. To my horror, as 1
upon me- j tried to push myself out of
the way with my left hand, holding the
money tightly, and had partly succeeded,
but the engine was too quick for me. In
second, as the wheels flew by, / knew
that my hand was gone.
Il struggled to my feet shouting for
help, but there was no one around, and l
sat down on bench and wrapped my
handkerchief around my arm, from which
the hand was still dangling. Above the
pain | could still feel the money in it, and
L could have sworn that my fingers were
still tightly holding it as they We're when
L fell, but L could see that the hand was
empty.
LAS L sat there two men who had heard
my cries for help ran up to me and, learn
ing what was the matter hurried off for
patrol wagon. / was afraid l was los
ing too much blood to wait however, and
started to walk to the hospital I had
gone several squares when the Fifteenth
District patrol wagon picked me up
Philadelphia Record
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
YALE TO BEGIN WORK
Football Clans VIII Start Sea.
sons Practice Tomorrow.

LUDINGTON, Mich, Sept. 19.-The
remnant of last years victorious Mich
lgan foot ball eleven has gone into
camp at Epworth Heights and will re-
main here until Sept. "a, when the
Srldlron artists will pack their MOLE
skins and return to Ann Arbor for the
first game on their schedule, Albion be-
ing their opponents Sept 26, the Sat-
urday before college opens.
The men and Coach Yost are de-
lighted with the training camp, and
hard work has begun in earnest as
fost realizes that other Western col
Ieges have had their gridiron stars at
work for several days and with a new
team to develop too much time cannot
be given the raw material. Trainer
Fitzpatrick arrived from Ann Arbor
and besides keeping the men in the
best possible condition will assist Yost
in the coaching. The coaching staff
will be the most efficient when Assist
ant McGuigin arrives, too. He IS eX-
pected Wednesday.
There are just four IN" men here.
Besides losing many of its best players
from last years team some of the best
substitutes have also been lost to Mich
igan. Half Back Dickie, who was al
most up to varsity form last year, has
been i'll for some time and has token no
part in athletics for several months
and he will be out of the game until
very late in the season, if he gets in at
all.
Harry James, Dunlap, Gooding and
Kidstoon, of the reserve team of last
fall, are here, also Will Weeks, the
brother of last years captain and
quarterback Capt. Redden's brother
has entered Michigan and will be a
candidate for the team. Besides those
mentioned, the following new candi-
dates are here: Edmunds, of the '01
normal team; Clark, Murray, Wendell
and VIII r. James, of Detroit, and
some husky new corners, Bliss, Barnett
and Biglew.
Yost keeps the men very busy with
practice at 10 o'clock in the morning
and 8 in the afternoon. After supper
there is more, instruction in the game.
Il don't think the boys will care to do
much else when 1 get through with
them" says Yost with grin.
The game that is giving YOst the
most concern just now is the Mime
sofa contest which comes on Oct. 81.
Il dread going UP against that team Of
veterans so early in the year." says
the coach. "They have twelve men
back, while only four of our last years
men returned"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
WEARS A HAT FOR THE
FIRST TIME IN 70 YEARS
Venerable Norwegian Going to Visit His
Children Departs From His Custom.

PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 19.-Having
gone hatless from infancy-a space of
seventy years-Erick Rotzold, immi-
grant, arrived in this port yesterday on
the steamship Westernland from Liver
pool wearing for the first time crum
pied black chapeau.
His only object he explained, in break
ing his custom was to keep sharpers in
this country from taking him for a
|'greenie.' He is from Thyalden, Nor
way, where he left fourteen children be-
hind in order to pay visit to three other
children, two sons and daughter, who
own farm in Minnesota.
The old man has money and expects
that his SLOUGH hat will discourage all
bunco men who may meet him between
Philadelphia and the Minnesota farm.
His offspring in this country are footing
the expense of the old mans 5000 mile
trip.
Rotzold is one of the most striking fig
ures that ever came over in the steerage,
where there were 200 other immigrants
He Is tall, muscular and bronzed. A
great patriarchic beard covers his chest
His hair falls down his back in thick
folds. Buttoned tightly around him was
a scarlet coat with bright buttons. In the
pocket of his coat he carried a prayer
book. Crowds stopped to look at him,
but he pretended not to mind.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
princeton Loses But Two Old Men.

PRINCETON, N. J., Sept 1s-The
Princeton university football players will
be called out in few days for the first
not report until next week, but some of
last years veterans are already here.
No matter what the incoming class may
bring. the Tigers are sure to have a for
midable eleven. OF last years regular
team they viii lose but two men, These
are the McClave brothers, Ross and
Steve. The other members of the squad
almost to man will return.
The new rules, which place premium
on the kicking and running game, are
sure to help Princeton. In Capt. De
Witt the Tigers have the best kicker in
the country and their end-running game
has always been their strongest ground
gamer.
Coach Hillebrand will be in charge Of
the work, but he will be assisted by sew
eral Princeton graduates
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
Mother at Prayer.

Once, says a writer, I suddenly opened
on her knees beside her chair and heard
her speak my name in prayer. I quickly
and quietly withdrew with a feeling of
awe and reverence in my heart. Soon 1
went away from home to school, then to
college, then into 1ife's sterner duties. But
l never forgot that one glimpse of my
mother at prayer nor the one word-my
own name-which heard her utter. Well
did know that what had seen that day
was but glimpse of what was going on
every, day in that sacred closet of prayer,
and the consciousness strengthened me a
thousand times in duty in danger and in
struggle. When death came at last and
sealed those lips, the sorest sense of loss
felt was the knowledge that no more
change.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
corneIl's Quarter May Retire.

ITHACA, N. Y, Sept. 19.-Announce-
ment was made to the Cornell football
quarterback and the captain of the base
ball nine, would probably give UP football
this fall. Brewster says that baseball
work and his studies will make such de-
mands upon his time that it will be impos-
sible for him to again don the moleskins
This fact has caused CONSERVATION in
the Cornell training camp. Coaches War
ner and Purcell will see Brewster at once
and induce him to change his plans if pos
slble. The hot weather has told on Cor
nelPs football aspirants Capt. Hunt has
lost eight pounds in two days, and the
other candidates have suffered nearly as
much.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-20
schaefer eoIna to Paris.

billiard champion of the world, has made
up his mind suddenly to go to Paris, and
will sail for the other side Sunday. 1t is
not know exactly what has changed
Jake's mind about the trip but it is I'M
derstood that he has received good in
ducements for match for the champion
ship with George Sutton. the contest to be
decided some time during the winter.
stop players in the country, was matched
yesterday to play Capt. Arson at the lat
ter's room some time next week. Two
matches will be decided, one being so
points at ee-cushion caroms, and the
other being 400 points at either ii or 49,
inch balk line. The contests will be for
$50 side.