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The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-07-20

Sir Albert Woods, K. c. B., etc, Gar ter Principal King-o -of-Arms. who has just been made Knight Grand Cross 'sof the Royal Victorian Order, has held office since the year following the ac-, cession of Queen Victoria. He was first appointed a pursuivant in the Col lege of Arms in Queen Victoria street, and after serving in other capacities he succeeded in 1869 to the position which he has since held, and which his father held before him.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

feed your sow for at least IL hours be-
fore killing; longer is better. When
ready to kill, go quietly to the pen with
rifle in hand and shoot them. To knock
them in the head is brutal method and
is fast being done away with. Bleed
them quickly. Take to your barrel or
vat and place the hog into same. Pour
the water (Which must be boiling hot)
over the hog and scald we'll. Rake away
the hair and then scrape. When this is
done, hang on a hanger like the one in
the cut Place the hog on hook B, and
then lift up on the lever A. Place the
legs against the fence or other stationary
object. Take out entrails, etc., and wash
of by dashing water over it. After 1t
has cooled cut up and place In storeroom
to cool, until the next day, two days is
better. Then apply salt and let 1t stand
for another day or two. Then put down
in salt, in barrels or boxes. When it has
thoroughly taken salt take it up and
smoke, either with hickory chips or the
liquid preparation. We have tried both
and they are both satisfactory. Use
whichever you wish. The condensed
smoke is, I think, perfectly harmless
B. P. Wagner, in Ohio Farmer.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
Coco GRAPHIC 4 \ "A ~ iTAFFY.


'rWhat town Il this!" asked the eminent
statesman, who, relates the Chicago Tri.
bune, was making : political tour Of the
provinces. s,.n Eg@
:. "ionia, H they told him. VI yl.E t.3i5I,
The eminent statesman stepped out to
the rear platform Of the gorgeous private
car i'm which he was travelling. X%sS. S,
my .countrymen," he said, impressively,
"your beautiful and thriving young city
has ! rare distinction. 2 Independently Of
10 commerce and manufactures, indepen-
IDENTIFY Of it's charming location, indepen.
IDENTIFY, / may, add, of the stalwart men
and. fair women who inhabit it, % many Of
whom L see before me-not forgetting
these bright and ;;wiinsoms young children
who are also herr, thu hope and mainstay
Of the republic-independently, I say, Of
Ill these, your lovely city" .-.=
Here he became truly eloquent. His
jeyes flashed, his voice rang. out in clarion
tones, and Ihe shook his clenched fist ct
the zenith.
"-has the, rare distinction of bearing .
name that he on] y five letters and yet
The applause, as the train moved away.
was simply deafening.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
4 Western Woolgrower.

Newcastle, Wyo., Dec. 2l.-There ID .
man in this place who claims that no
one need suffer with backache, as he has
proven in his own case that it can be COM
pletely and permanently cured. -.
His name is S. c. Hoist, and he u .
stock raiser a woolgrower.
. II was shearing sheep at the time the
first pain came or" says Mr.. Hoist.
was so bad for two years afterwards that
7 could hardly sit down, and when once
down, it was almost impossible for me to
get up again. *.
II tried all the medicine could hear
Of and several doctors without help, not
even for moment. I used Dodd's Kid:
ney Pills and they made a new man out of
me. I felt al if there was new blood in my
veins. I am as stout in the back as 9
mule and can lift and work as hard as
please without an ache or pain in any part
Of my body. '.1'S' $50 :,
r. cit is now over q year since they cured
me and I can say there is not a healthier
man in Wyoming than I am, and before
more complete physical wreck in the
whole country than was"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
J BABY BEEF PRODUCTION.
Gain Largely Depends on Are Of the
ss Animal and the Way I'm Which s
: :, Id It IL Fed. ~ ",,>' r..

Feeders Of baby beef, who keep their
animals UP to their work. are known.
to make gain Of over two pounds
dailysfo 10 months. This gain depends
upon the age of the. animal and the
manner In which it 10 fed. A matter
that should not be overlooked by the
farmer,is the appropriate food for each
animal; he should aim to increase the
weight by making, the animal as fat az
possible, .as fat is more easily produced
on an animal than either. lean meat or
bone. It has been shown that to in
crease the excess of either fat or slean
on an animal depends upon the age.
The natural inclination Of q .yearling
animal is growth and the system, de-
mands materials teontaifing but =
small portion of fat producing qdali-
ties, but as growth adds to weight, the
more rapid the growth the greater the
increase in weight, which, of course.
accounts for the quick gains made by
young animals as compared with those
approaching maturity and which fact
gives rise to the claim that baby beef
is the cheaper form of the two. To
know the breeds and how to use them:
to be aware of the fact that some
breeds assimilate more food and give
off less waste than others. and to learn
how to convert food into a salable
product quickly and economically Is
what each one must study out for him
self. Have pair of scales weigh fire.
quently and note the ratio Of increase
in weight. BY so doing one can cover
the causes of failure and correct mis-
takes. The time is coming when the
farmer will not be satisfied with less
than a pound 4 day from birth for his
farrows and wethers up to one year old.
In approaching maturity gains are not
so great, but previous to that animals
for the block should. be pushed. FL
nally, breeds that gain weight In the
high-priced, portions, of the carcass
must be given preference. and feeders
must know that they are breeding for
definite results. Baby beef must have
the fat in the right Observation-Disclosures
Enit0nnisf "' ',4< 81;
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
GOOD TONES FOR HOGS.
Accessible to Them All the
Year Around

It is necessary to keep constantly &C.
cessible to all hogs, both pigs and old
hogs, some material that supplies lime
and salt to aid sins BODYBUILDING. as an
appetizer, and to remove intestinal par
asites. This mixture should be- kept
in a strong box protected from rain.
and quantity and frequency with which
pigs will visit and eat of the mixture
will often be surprising. The follow
ing is the mixture that we use:
Charcoal, one and one4half bushels
Common salt, four pounds.
Hard wood ashes, ten pounds. .,.s>
Stacked lime, four pounds.
Another thing which isgood for the
pig is variety of feeds. Pigs do bet
ter on variety than on any single
feed. This fact is scarcely ever dis
puted by the farmer, but Is often
enough ignored to give it some empha-
sis. Just how much better the pig will
do If fed a variety, we will let the pig
himself testify; for whatever other
mean thing pig will do he will not
tell lie about his feed. -...- e.,
Fresh water, shade in summer, grain
food when on grass, and dry bed free
from dust, shelter in winter, and above
all, when confined, have the area suffi-
GENTLY large 50 that # will not become
foul with droppings and mud. bugs.
These are essential for successful hog
raising.-Arkansas Bulletin.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
COURT, KNEW ENGLISH.
The Expression was'1n the NeSatavs'
ss But Not Commonly Understood -:
That Way.

'eTen dollars" said the Judge. =.
"But, your HONOR, said the prisoner, II
protest against this fine. have the right
to make a defense against the charge.
"But you have pleaded guilty" said the
Judge, according, to the New York Times.
Il beg your honor's pardon. I denied
the charge in the plainest terms"
Young man." said the judge sternly, =
want to call your attention to the fact
that the court understands the English
language. You have pleaded guilty in I'M.
unsuitable words. The plaintiff charges
you with assault and battery. 1t i clearly
evident that he has been assaulted and
battered, According to your, own state;
ment, he approached you on the street and
used abusive language toward you. Then
you say that you didn't do q thing to
him. If the court understands the Ian.
guage spoken by millions of people you
Immediately wiped up the earth with him.
The fine stands, and any further reflection
upon the courts knowledge of English will
cost you $40 more"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
should Sheep Eat Salt1

Experiments have recently been made
In France for the purpose Of ascertain
Ing the nutritive value Of salt for sheep.
Three groups of sheep were otherwise
fed with the same feed, but the first lot
received no salt, each of the second lot
half an ounce of salt daily, and each Of
the third lot three-fourths of an ounce
daily (the ounce being reckoned at about
2s1k grams). The result was that the
sheep Of the second group each gained in
weight Az pounds more. than those
which received no salt, and about IN
pounds more than those which received
over half an ounce. Moreover, the sheep
which received salt produced TX pounds
more wool than those which received
no salt. The report does not state how
long the experiments were continued.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Be Sure to Have Pe'ru'na on Hard
During the lnclement Months Of
Fall and Winter.
Group, capillary bronchitis and ar
ticu,ar rheumatism are the special banes
Of childhood. These all alike result
from catching cold.
One child catches cold and scares Its
mother into Mysteries by having Group
in the dead of night.
Another child catches cold, develops a
stubborn cough that will not yield to
ordinary remedies. The parents are
filled with forebodings. -
Still another child catches cold and de-
velops that most fatal malady of child
hood, capillary bronchitis. The doctor
is called, pronounces the case pneumo-
mia and, If the child is lucky enough to
live, it has developed weak lungs from
which 1t may never recover.
And yet another child catches cold
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
A LITTLE HORSE SENSE.

+ Never get directly behind led horse.
Keep the stalls clean and neatly bed
ded.
Now is good time to whitewash the
stables.
Never tie a horse when hot and
sweaty in draft.
Shredded corn fodder is excellent
feed for horses that are idle or doing
light work, but it must be dry and free
from mold. ..~
Good for Gen. Miles. His latest gen.
eral order before retirement was to
prevent the docking or mutilation OF
horses in the army.
The lenses of a horses eye are so
shaped as to greatly magnify objects
at which he looks. Then don't beat
him If he "boogers" q little.
The muscles of horse used for
heavy work become used to heavy
strain, but are not accustomed to quick
motion. Remember this when tempted
to drive fast
Close up the cracks, as drafts cause
stiffness Of muscles and much grain Is
needed to keep in good work trim and
provide warmth. Boards and nails, or
paper and shingles, are cheaper than
feed. -
Sole leather nailed on under the shoe
will protect the frog from sharp points
of. frozen ground and prevent snow=
balls forming in the hollow hoof, be-
sides giving confidence and sure-foot-
edness to the animal. 1t is easily put
on and easily removed after the icy
weather has passed.-Farm and Home.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
so,r. A~ricultural Facts.

: People who are not in the habit Of fol-
lowing trade, and comparing figures,
will be surprised to learn that the ex"
mort of apples from this country to Eu-
rope has, within five years, increased
from q, 900 to more than 1,500, 900 bar
rels. The claim recently made by an ex-
pert of the agricultural department that
the hen and not the eagle, is the great
American bird, is backed up by the fact
that the eggs produced in this country
in a single year have market value Of
5000. O0O. 900. .-.-
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
Pasture Sod for Corn.

Here is, new wrinkle in preparing
pasture sod for corn: Plow late this
fall and pillow shallow-two inches is
deep enough. Then next spring, when
ready to plant, pillow it ag9fn, this time
five inches deep, and harrow and plant.
The reason may not be apparent until
you have put this method to actual test
and noted the excellent mechanical
condition Of ground 70 treated. Mid.
land Farmer. {ss. sssE5s
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
BOXING Hog. for shipping.

Previous to shipping, place the hog in
4 pen or lot by himself to accustom him
to being alone. Feed him lightly, which
puts him in better condition for the trip.
Measure the animal and cut your ma
terial accordingly. Permit him to step
forward and back again and be able to
lie down with comfort. Let the box be
high enough to prevent the pigs back
from touching the top. Light wood that
will not easily split is the kind that is
used for boxes. See that he IL we'll
watered and fed mot slopped) and have
sufficient food for the journey.-Up-to-
Date Farming. --..,.e,. 81 a.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Money and time are the heaviest burdens
of life, and the unhappiest Of al mortals are
those who have more of either than they
know how to use.-Johnson.5 -
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4NN4 RBROW7IK.

MI. ]. n. Brown, DAn-
negan Springs. NO..
writes: n Y !, u. 81. 4
u. my little daughter
three years old was tron-1s
bled with a. very bad
!, cough which, Temaine6
after, an attaek~of ca:
tarrhal fever. SIZE has
taken one bottle Of Peru
ma -through-whic she
has obtained a complete
cure. She Is now as we'll
and happy as a little girl
can be. When our friends
say how we'll she looks 1
tell them Pcruna did it.
r. In q later letter she
says: "Our little daugh-
ter continues to have
good health"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Muggins-"How do you manage to keep
your wife in such good humor." Buggins
III pretend to b jealous of her. "-Phila-
delphia Record. ~
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

"A man who cannot mind his own bust.
aess is not to be trusted with the king s.
Saville. ~ -s - g.: s&F - Il
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Governess-":Oh, Kitty. you careless
child! There are not two RS in very Rub
one of them out" Kitty-"Yes. But
which e?"-P0nch. 49,. Z. 2. -
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
Pe.ru'na Rotecs he Entire =
Household Against & ca It. 4 ~ !. {
~ Diseases. l. -.,.,.,.j -,

u. As soon as the value OF Peruna
is fully, appreciated, by every
household, both as a preventive
and cure of catarrhal affections,
tens Of thousands Of lives will be
saved, and hundreds Of thousands
Of chrenic. lingering caees of dis
ease prevented. Peruna 10 q
household safeguard. '' t.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
Pe-ru.na Kept IN the House tos Five
.,y Years,

Mr.. Albert Lietzman, 1896 Milwaukee
Ave-, Chicago, ILL.,, writes:
II am only too glad to inform you that
I am feeling splendid and have never
felt better in my life. Through the ad-
vice Of friend I tried Peruna, and am
glad to say it cured me to perfection l
began to tell friend about Peruna the
other day, and had no sooner COM
menced than he told me his folks have
kept Peruna in the house for the last
five years. I am sure wouldn't be
without It. Mother also uses it to keep
herself In good health"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

All creameries use butter color. VIII
not do as they do-use June Tint Butte
Color. r 'rea e. .
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Subscriber Ito Editor)- tho
newspaper business now" Editor Ito
cut of, and sued the road for damages!"-
Atlanta Journal.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

"Iodide of Potassium. - ''How long was
] she sick !"-Cornell Widow.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

The downward road is not % downy.-
Chicago Tribune. ,s>,.ZsJ
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Here. take this rifle" cried the excited
Snowman. ''The leopard has escaped.
When you find him, shoot him on the
spot!" (Which spot, sir! gasped the
Green circus hand.-Scribe.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
'Lixht on tke Subject.

LIE1t Oh ~ SuD1ecs'
Hell suppose you are aware Of the ten
Aer feeling have for you:,
"That being the case permit me to sue-
rest that we strike match. "-Chicass
baily NeWs, '|& ''>.a
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken of
as cough cure.-J: W: O'Bren, 32 Third
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Silks and satins put out the kitchen FIRE
Poor Richard -. - :.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Capitalization has proved to be . some
what unsatisfactory substitute for capital.
Puck. s,. 49, ~. Z.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
SCREEN FOR MANURE PILE.

sore to the owner, neighbors or passer-
by. A way to hide the small manure
heap is here illustrated. A tight fence
of boards on two sides, the boards
painted like. the stable, and the un-
slightly manure heap is hidden from
yiew.-Orange Judd Farmer.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Mrs. Jilt-"And when you told him
was married did he seem to be Sorry
Miss Hitch, yes; he said SO quits
frankly" Me- ill., d. ss:d fSs s va,
exceedingly sorry, although he didn't know
the man personally. "-Philadelphia Press
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

= - To Cure q Cold in One Day.
druggists refund moneyif it fails to cure. 25c.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Not Success.-Ascum-"W you one
Of her chafng:dish party!" Al. Way Sea.
ton-"Huh! We were chatting cha6ng-
dish party. The chafng-dish didn't chafe
as much az we did, and some of US are
hungry et."-Philadelphia Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Willing to Leave It Out.--"sweet are the
use. Of adysrsty" quoted the philosophical ah
mar. "but I'm not hankering for that kind
Of sweetness."-Chicago Post.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Mrs. schafer, 4se Bope Ave., st. Louis, NO., writes:
n the early part wrote to you for advice
for nv dauefer Alice four years Of age She has been
ouny sicky, sHn9 child since her bl1h She had con-
vulsons and catarrhal fevers was always dccfor1g
until we commenced to Peruns. She SfroEg sTd
weM Peruns IL wonderful tonic; the best medicine
have everused.
~ was In = very wretched condition when commenced
10 take Peruns Ihad cafarh All through my whole body,
but thank God, your medicine set me al gnf' '"oc'0
not have any other medicine. .
'Peruna cured baby boy Of xeIy bad seen ct eo'd
have given him Peruna off and since he WIS born
think is why he IS WE'LL Icannof praise Perlna
enough We have not had doctor since beCcn TO use
Peruna-aH praise to M-Mrs. Schafer AZ
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

Hicks-"I suppose you heard that our
house wa. robbed?" Wicks-"Yes. un::
derstand the way the thieves ransacked!
the place simply J, begsared description;
Hicks-"Not only that, but it very nearly
beooared Philadelphia Ledger.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25

and articular rheumatism is the result.
Ankles, knees, wrists and elbows be-
come suddenly swollen and painful: "A
long disastrous illness follows. The
child may live and become conv:le: cent.
q miserable invalid of valvular disease
of the heart. All these mishaps arc the
direct result of neglected cold. Peruna
isthe safeguard of the family. ia cn1ld
catches cold Peruna should be used i'm
mediately.
A few doses of Peruna and a child's
cold is gone. The apprehension OF the
parents fee away. The household 10
free from fear once more. 59,
II you do not receive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peruna.
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio. -
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
Quit Coughing.

Why cough, when for Csc and this notice
you get Is doses of an absolutely guaran-
teed cough cure in tablet form postpaid.
DIR. SKIRVIN CO., La Crosse, Wis. TX. III
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-12-25
PE-RU.NAs PROTECTS The LITTLE ONES
Against Winter Catarrf1 In Its Many
@#ll :@ ----- ~ / :s Phases.
Neglected Colds in Children
Often Bring Disastrous .
Results. :. =

Peruna should be kept In tho
house all the time.
Peruna should be kept In every
house where there are children. I,
Don't wait until the child -
sick then send I'd = drug !store.
Have Peruna on hand-aecspt no
substitute.
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HIDING MANURE PILE.
simple and Inexpensive Way of Hid.
ing Questionable Sights Of Any =
Kind from View.

The manure from the horse or cow
must be thrown out in pile beneath
tho stable window, often to be an eye
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-06-27
Weddings arc Funerals.

These two events in human experience
are OF such natur" that Il very few
people are NOR" Interested in them than
tn" general public. and such few have
SPECIAL rights which should he respected
above the desire for amusement in one
tl"l;t Impression by narrowing up the
feelings of the mournors in the other.
lnarriaT" contract is "a solemn affair
and, while II may seem to the parties
most Interested to hc joyous occa sion.
tn" surrounding ceremonies should not h"
aIlch AZ would remove or keep out of sight
me TACT that serious problems confront
them. The hadn't eff following the newly
married pair to III" station and even into
n" great modification of themselves and
oI@'"ml"rt OF th"S" who happen to- b"
near them, IL one If the most S1nSrIe'i
ana lnrNcljSal't" fuIiicS Of modern society.
People VINO would not give furnishing
neighbour 1nOu-...Iu OF bread VIII SpcuI
d"lIiIN lpr rice to throw away, ana not be
cillS" they care anything about the future
WrHat" OF the people, but just because
tiilS iurm nl loWdyiSm is tolerated; 1t
shows Just as much real regard for the
ptop" aS Tho urchin who Is permitted L"
IRE crackers on the Fourth of July shows
FiiIintlSln. Calling the attention OF the
careless ana pCCmiScuouS crowd OF travel
ElS L" tn" fact that couple are new
y married Is only n tolerated method o.
ln'dHlihg Will other peoples secrets. II
these mcddit&ome impoStors had amy re
gard for the people most concerned they
M"uiu snow II at the start instead OF MAX
I'E them as uncomfortable "a possible
uiitt their now relations.
II their friends would give them few
pounds OF rice or ether eatables. and Civ"
ny m rev shoes on the quiet. such 1aVor5