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The Washington times., 1903-12-20
PROGRESS OF WORK
ON GRANT MEMORIAL
Col. SymOnS Calls for Fifty
Thousand Dollars.
LOCATION OF THE STATUE
Congress to Be Asked to Remove b.
tanic Garden and Allow Memo
nal to Go There.

Excellent progress rs being made by
the sculptors engaged in work on the
Grant memorial statue This is indi-
Gated in reports to Col T. w. Symons.
Superintendent of Public Buildings and
Grounds, who. in view of that fact has
sent communication 70 the Secretary
Of War TO be thence transmitted to Con-
gress asking for $4,000 to carry on the
work of the Grant Memorial Commits
sion
This sum is part of the $4,000 appro-
priated for the commission by Congress.
The money viii be kept on hand in the
Treasury so as TO enable payments to
the architects and sculptors as the work
progresses.
Botanic Garden Site.
There is still a decided desire on the
part of the commission that the me-
mortal. which is to be imposing and
vii occupy 262 feet should be placed
where the Botanic Garden now is
This location was decided upon by the
commission as the most suitable at its
last meeting. The m.tter will be
brought up in Congress II n bill asking
that the Botanic Garden be removed
and the statue placed there.
Molds for Statue.
NIolds for the heroic equestrian statue
OF Grant and the groups of figures for
the pedestal are now being made in
New York by Henry Merwin Shrady.
the sculptor to~whom the contract was
awarded.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20
no clos Business. Few rOns

first quality anthracite coal. Stove, egg.
and nut, $6.25 per ton; pea. 81 Deliver
ed. S. S. Daish & Sons. 2CS Florida ave.
northeast.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20
SLIGHT FIRE ON PROMETHEUs.

DEvONPORT. England, Dec. ia
fire occurred on board the cruiser Pro
metheus. which Is in dry dock here. to-
day. But slight damage was dcie.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20
At 25c Each.

Plain sheer linen, hem
stitched.
Plain sheer linen, with
hand-work initials.
Plain all-linen hem
stitched, all width hens.
Plain all-linen. with
hand-wOrk initials. 4
styles.
Linen and cambria.
scalloped, embroidered
edges.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20
NECKWEAR
Surprising Values at the Prices.
(First Floor)

Collar and Cuff Band
Sets of embroidery, in all
white and white with col
ored borders.
Persian and White Hem
stitched Collar and Gun
Sets.
Silk Stocks. with Per
sian borders.
Linen Stocks. embroid-
cred in Persian cOlOrs.
Silk Stocks. with stole
ends and lace medalliOns-
Dainty Silk Stocks, with
3 tabs.
Lace Stocks. in white,
ecru. and butter.
Strictly hand made
Arabian Lace Stocks, in
white and butter.
Turnover Collar and
Cuff Sets, with colored
and black borders. Choice,
20c.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20
Must Be Sold. Few Tons First Quality

Anthracite coal. stove, egg and nut
S6-25; pea, 81 per ton, delivered. S. s.
Daish & Sons. 20s Florida ave. north
east
The Washington times., 1903-12-20

Linen and cambria, en-
broidered and hemstitch-
ed.
All-linen. with Mexican
hand-drawn work.
Linen and cambria, with
dainty lace edges.
Linen and cambria. with
fancy lace insertings.
Mourning II a n q k er %
chiefs In all styles.
and in all, a thousand
styles at one price.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20
At SOC Each.

borders. Mechlin lace Dor
ders. etc.
Also Japanese silk,
plain.
japanese silk, with
hand-worked initials.
japanese silk, in plain
black.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20
At5Oc

Silk Stocks. with bows
in cOlOrs and black. IN
ished with stitching and
French knots.
Military Stocks Of silk
trimmed with the new
brass ball buttons.
Persian Stocks of eta
mine linen.
Psnne Velvet Stocks, in
all cUlOrs.
Homemade and Beaded
Stocks in all colors-
Collar and Gun Band
Sets of Imitation irish
Crochet Lace and trT>
new popular rue hin Z.
edges.
Embroidered SILK stocks
in white and black, en-
broidered in cOlOrs.
Persian Stocks. trim
med with medallians.
Lace Stocks. in white
ecru and butter. and
Spangled Net Stocks.
Choice at soc.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20

S1.a5 to Baltimore and Return Every
Saturday and Sunday via p. & o. r. r.
All trains. both ways. both days, except
F.oyal Limited leaving Washington 8.
and Baltimore 7:55 D. IN.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20

800 styles TO select from
at this price.
Pretty novelties, in all
linen centers, with lace
edges. lace insertings, en-
broidered borders, en-
broidered edges. revere
and FRAMEWORK, 3pplic de
The Washington times., 1903-12-20

Guides American Beauties
Stand forth pre-eminent as the finest
flowers grown in this section. 1924 F.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20
At Sc Each.

Choice Of the following
styles:
Plain white hemstitch-
Plain white hemstitched
with initial corner.
Plain centers. lace bor-
ders.
Lsee edges and lace in
sertions.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20

Embroidered orners
with lace insertion.
Embroidered initial cor
nerS.
Hemstitched reverlng
In many designs.
Hemstitched and en-
broidered.
Colorcd fancy borders.
Mourning borders, plain
and fancy.
The Washington times., 1903-12-20
At 121c Each.

Plain ali-Iinen hem
stitched. 4 width hens.
Plain all-llnen initials,
3 style letters.
Lace edges. lace insert
ing. lace borders.
Hemstitched, embroid-
cred edges and corners.
Swiss camtfic, seal
loped embroidered edge.
Swiss cambria. heEa-
stitched and emhroidere9
The Washington times., 1903-12-20

1-clasp Glaze Walking
Gloves; stitched back; in
tan and red. A ST E0
pair....-...... L. ~
3-clasp Real French
Glace Kid Gloves; Paris
point stitched backs; gus
seted fingers. black.
white. pearl. butter.
gray. mode. tan. brown,
and red A 81 m
pair. s....s.s..s... As0N
The Washington times., 1903-12-20
Gift Boxes Free for All Handkerchiefs
in Ha1f-Dozen Lots.

ished in exquisite drawn
work and lace.
These should be seen to
be appreciated
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Simplify Japanese.

The learning of Japanese will be
greatly facilitated by the abandon
ment of their peculiar way Of writing
and printing their language. Ten
years ago the universities inaugurated
the reform; next year the use Of
European (English) letters viii be be.
gun in the public schools, and this win
soon lead to their general use. e."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10

Wright Brewer was in town Monday
The Odd Fellows hall was carpetec
Monday. .
Chris Whitney has been on the sicl
list this week.
Mrs II. E. Bradley and her aunt,
Miss Hepburn were PhilllpSburg Wis.
itorS Tuesday.
Mrs. Bert Pittaway has been up
from Klrwin visiting at her parents,
z. r. ;Powell's. b.. i.
Thos. Underwood, Ben Hayes, P
Root and Bert Jirs went PhillipSburg
Monday evening to hear the A. o. U.
w. lecturer.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
AGRA DEPA RT'MENT
= - BY Special Reporter for The Herald. y y

George Bartlett was in town Friday
Bert Duudas went to Gaylord Mon
day.
Johnny Ryan has returned from
Colorado.
Mrs.: Bert Wisman has gone to Abb
lene for visit.
Mrs. e. N. Ryan and class will give
q musical Saturday evening.
Walter Moulton and W. Whitehead
were up from Kirwin Saturday.
Rev Ingram Of Downs filled the M.
e. pulpit Sunday morning and even
Ing.
Terah Furlong has bought the A,
Hawk farm In the northwest part OF
Plum township.
P. Root has again decided to start q
newspaper In Agra and expects to be-
gin work at once.
Mrs. 2. R. Powell was taken to
PhillipsburR Sunday to receive treat
ment from DR.. Curry.
E. N. Delano and ]. w. Tubbs went
to Phllllpsburg Monday, presumably
on = tax paying mission.
Jack Ferguson and wife were down
from Sumner Monday evening. Mrs
Ferguson became Rebekah.
II not made regular stopping point
for and 10 Agra should at least hay
the privilege Of tagging them.
Guy Ingle stopped of from the jel
sey for a few. minutes Sunday evening
He was on his way to Oklahoma.
The Agra markets seem to draw
trade from everywhere. Monday
three loads of wheat were brought
In from Osborne county and several
passed through Kirwln on their way
from Rocks county.
A pleasant reception was held at
the home OF Ed Dlxson Friday evening
A number Of friends were present and
enjoyed carroms, finch and other
games. Refreshments were served
before the departure Of the guests. u
The little girl Of DR.. Brothers has
the scarlet fever. Atthls writing she
is improving. The disease was sup.
posed TO have been communicated by
a letter. The schools have been closed
for two weeks to prevent the spread
Of the trouble.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
School Reports.

Report OF school Ia Dist. No. 70 fol
month ending December lst 1908.
No. days taught, 10.
No. pupils enrolled, 10.
Average daily attendance, 16. ta's:i
Cases Of hardness, 8. .ewu
Those neither absent nor tsrdy,
Joie, Leland, Fannie and Bryan Rum.
bsugh and Lee Martin.
. EVA N. HESTER, Teacher,
. Report Of Pleasant Hill school In
Dist. No. III for the month ending
November 81 1908. ~
No. Of days taught 10. -" Il,
No. Of pupils enrolled. ~ ~
Average daily attendance, %. - :
Names OF pupil neither absent nor
tardy: 10y Tannahill, Clarence Nous
ley, Ashley Hunter, Florence Shelton
and rillie Gregory. ~ ns.7;
9tTh0Se absent but one day and not
tafdy, Anna Tannahlll, ESta Poyser,
Efiis Hunter and Homer Mousley.
i'@1.' LOUISE SKsLToN, Teacher,
3 &i"'. et--s H.
I. Report OF school IN District @ for
month ending December,5, 1908. 90, ,
No. pupils enrolled, 20. ..e
No. days taught, 10. 4.
Average daily attendance, 1875
). Names Of those neither absent nor
tSrdy: Clsnd Rivers, Vera and ohand;
Ter Siegrlst, Pearl Brolliar, Nora and
Virgil Patterson, Ava and Vera Strain
and Ray Roberts. s.>s.
..'. MKUG' RoBERTs, Teacher.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Coffee jelly.

A hot cup of coffee is undoubtedly
powerful stlmulant enabling both
mental and. Physical fatigue to be
borne. But coffee disagrees with
many persons, disturbing their stom.
achs by interference with digestion.
For this class the London Lancet sug.
gests the use Of coffee Jelly, which Is
equally pleasant. 1t assuages thirst
and neutrallzes excessive acidity Of
the stomach.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Prince In Orchestra.

Prince Ludwig Ferdinand Of Bayar.
ia, nephew Of the prince regent, played
first violin in the. orchestra Of the
Munich opera house during the !was.
ner performances. He is a surgeon
and attended his clinic before" going
to rehearsals. The prince is forty.
four years old and is a general Of
cavalry In the german army.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
British Guiana,

British Guiana is said to be the
most cosmopolitan Of British colonies,
the population consisting Of an admix.
ture Of Dutch, French, British and
American colonists, East Indian COO
lies, Chinese, Spaniards, Portuguese,
Germans, Scandinavians and the abor.
igines of the country.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Better Late Than Never.

In no country In the world are
-courtships so abnormally long as In
Bohemia, where engagements com.
monty last from fifteen to twenty-years,
in fact, there recently died at the age
of SO an old man who had been court.
ing for seventy.flve years, and who
was married on hts deathbed. ft
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Pope Plus and the Number Nine.

Strange condolences nearly always
mark great characters. Nine years,
the Italians say, Pope Plus X was In
the seminary, nine years a parish
priest, nine years archpriest, nine
years a canon Of Treviso. nine years
bishop of Mantua, nine years cardinal
and patriarch Of Venice. And nine
years pontift come naturally into the
minds Of those who are impressed by
condolences. 3d.,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Oldest Ferry.

Perhaps the oldest ferry in the
world is the cross-channel service
from Calais to Dover. 1t has been in
existence for more than twenty cen.
turtles and the vessels which have
been engaged In 1t include every va,
riety of shipping, from Caesars high
peaked galleys, propelled by banks of
oars, to the, new turbine steamer.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
l,aIIar Manufaetu,a RMIvss.

Beside the eyer.increasinE revenue
from thousands Of 'trAvsiers Italy; ID
earning increased sums By her rapidly
reviving manufactures. The waters
oil the. Alps ana Appendices are giving
her as cheap power by means Of slec'
trical plants a. coal Is furnishing to
BelEium, lsfnsay, EaslAnd and the
United Slater, : .'a>t
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Marie corelll Is shy.

One who has just returned from .
delightful holiday spent in the Shakes
peare country relates that the chief
amusement Of the natives Of STRAIT
ford.on-Avon is watching the Ameri.
can pilgrim IN his or her efforts 70
snapshot Miss Marie Corelli.' She In
variably carries an umbrella or a para.
sol. which goes up" the instant the
authoress spies a camera.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Women Court Exnerts.

While women are not allowed 60
plead as lawyers in German courts,
not a few are otherwise employed as
exports In various branches Of the
profession. In Berlin one woman
serves as an interpreter of the Ian.
guage Of deaf.mutes and several as
translators Of foreign documents; one
makes a speciality of rendering Eng
lish legal phrases into German,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Name L. Handloan.

Prof. Irwin Rautenstruach Of Wash.
ington university has asked the courts
to change his name Very few people
are able to pronounce 1t correctly, he
says, and he is getting tired OF being
called "Rottenstraw," which name was
conferred upon him in his school days.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Ship Canal Across Scotland.

The only heavy cut necessary IN
making the ship canal across Scotland
from the German sea to the Atlantic,
near Glasgow, will be one at Lock
Lomand averaging 200 feet deep for
one and three-quarter miles. In the
remainder of the route the average
will be fifty feet.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Underwear that you
DAY 81 elsewhere, at.
Shlmeall's for rs G, no
flood goods either.
Bosts Might rams the Turks.

boeHS wight Tame The Turks.
After Macedonia and Bulgaria have
been completely depopulated by the
Turkish, reforms how would II do to
establish a few Boer colonies therel
No doubt the Turks would acquire
from them some very valuable in
formation as to the lnadvisability Of
starting anything that might enl in
staggering humanity.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Vocal Sounds Of the stork.

storks have no voice; the only noise
they make is "klapperilg" (snapping
their great red mandibles rapidly and
loudly. Thus they greet one moth
.er, generally by throwing back the
head until the upper .mandible rests
on the back; but occasionally "klap'
pering" is performed with tho head
and bill in the ordinary position,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
RsethOven'sl EoymbathleA."

Mrs. Maiaprop still lives II was
MiSs--of q Western city, visiting
friends In New York, Who on being
asked what kind. Of music she pre-.
ferred after dinner, said hGively and
with amazing confidence. 81 Just .dote
on Beethoven's sympathies; DO. Pro
fessor, play some OF them"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Popa Smoker cInareitea.

While many Of his predecessors
have been snufftakers, Pope Plus x
ts said to be the only Roman pontin
who has smoked tobacco. He smokes
both cigars and cigarettes and has
even been known to enjoy a smoke
from . well-colored meerschaum.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
IA rked. canaraaatlnn,.

my friends" remarked. the, minis
ter. the collection to-day wal be de-
voted. to my travelling expenses, for
am going away for my health. The
more | receive the longer can stay. y
And, strange TO say, the largest col.
lection ever made was then taken up.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
FIpds Rofe Sksletsn.

IN dlssins under. the foundations of
the Daily chFoniele once n Flee.
street, London, \. EeIl-preserysd sksie.
ton OF the extinct vooly FAipocepos
was found. It has been sent to me
South Kensington Museum. 'he.7
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Secretary Roots New Hou,..

Before Secretary Of War Root sailed
Tor Europe he approved plans for his
New York house. II is to cost some.
thing less than $4,000 and will be To-
Gated opposite the Presbyterian
church, In Seventy.f-st erect.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
A Clever Apology.

This Is the classic apology OF a cele-
brated statesman of the last genera
tlon: "Mr. Speaker, In the heat of de-
bate | stated that the right honorable
gentleman opposite was dishonest
and unprlncipled adventurer. | have
now, in a calmer moment. to state
that am sorry for it."-London Tit
Bits.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Cremation statIstIesl.

There were cremated last year In
the United States a.lSs bodies; Eng.
land, 452I Germany, $50; Italy, s2s;
France. 1905 tof which sO5 were paid
for; paupers are eremated); sFitser:
land 2l7; Sweden, A.; Denmark. A.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
pepulas, With workIuamsu

The Pcpularity. Of, GermAnx's rail.
way minister, Herr Budds) 10 Illus.
trated by the fact that nearly 10000
laboying men bought Ills latest por.
trait-e lIthoEtaph costing Is cents.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
re Put bal q eiasa caaa.

The interviewed man who denies
that he said 1t. after seeing II in cold
type, Will remain for the graduates Of
the college Of Journalism As Q hofrt
BILE example.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
NAKED coal Moro produeslxa.

Z: Such has been the improvement Il
engine boilers and nre-boxes that the
power deriyed from pound Of coal
to-day Is nearly three times as great
as It was nifty years ago.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Millions Of Letters und,IIv.,.a

Millions OF Letters Undelivered.
According to recent figures, In the
countries where the Postal Union ex.
lists, 100000 letters we're undeliy.
cred In 1901, and Of 2s.OOO 600 of these
even the senders could not be traced
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
LlahtnIna Ranaovsa sheap.

A bolt Of lightning tore OF the shoes
Of Pennsylvania farmer near Altoo-
ma and killed the two hofGssihe was
burriedly driving from q aeid to the
barn, The farmer survived.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Cotton iIndusVry lin. Germany,

Germany manufacturers at present
about S2OO,O0o.ooo worth Of cotton
goods yearly, giving employment ID
It's cotton industries Of al kinds 10
over 100000 workmen.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Ever Mystsrv.

They've found out the sphinx; but
the heart OF a woman .FemainSth more
and more of mystery which baSSeth
ell underStanding.-San~ Francisco
Bulletin. . .t., :.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
FleW RaIIwaya Fail.

In the Arst half OF 1903 I'VE rAil.
ways went into the hands OF reeelv.
ers, but they aggregated but seven.
ty-hine, miles Of track.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
lstlck e YOUR ErIendn.

A exhausted bather at Long
Branch. MI, clung to an empty beer
key until rescued Even disreputSAla
friends occasionally come handy.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
California oranoes for Javan.

A commercial agent Of the JApA-
nese government Is In California to
make an experiment In shipping Call
iorniA oranges to Japan. .f
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10

The kidneys are your
blood purifiers. they I'll!
ter out tho waste or
impurities in the blood.
II they are sick or out
Of order, they fail to do
their work.
Pains, achesandrheu-
matlsm come from ex-
cess Of uric acid in the
blood, due 10 neglected
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10

Total, SlT3,3l4 10
State of Kansas. County of Phillips, s..
|, J. $ Morse, Jr., cashier OF said bank, do
Holeninly swear that the above statement l.
true; that said bank has no liabilities, and
Is not indorser on any note or obligation, other
than shown on the above statement, to the besi
OF my knowledge and belief SO help me God
(SeaD s. MORSE. In. Cashier
Subscribed and sworn TO before ME, this lsth
day Of Nov, 1908. VIII PRATT,
Notary Public
Commission expires on the 10Th day Of Octo-
Der, 1907
Attesti- PHIL TOwNSLEY,
W. L MORGAN,
] +. MORSE,
NJ. A. SPAULDTNG,
Directors.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10

Don't become discouraged. There 80 =
cure fo~ you. II necessary write DR.. Fenner.
He has s1cnt life time curing just such
cases ds yours. All consultations Free.
Your Kidney and Backache Cure has
cured two very bad cases among our cusCo--
mers the past year whom the doctors had
given up. J. L. STILL & CO., Woodland, In"
Druggists. Soc, 81. Ask for Cook Book-Free.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Over-Work Weakens r.
Your Kidneys.
Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.

All the blood in your body passes through
your Kidneys once every three minutes.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10

kidney trouble.
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble. because the hear, Is
over-working in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
II used 10 be considered that only urinary
troubles were 10 be traced to the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin
ming In kidney trouble.
II you are sick you can make no mistake
BY first docioring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect Of Dr.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy Is
soon realized. It stands the highest for its
wonderful cures Of the most distressing cases
and Is sold on It's merits or
BY all druggists In fifty ANsl5asI<i = 80
cent and one-dollar sig z, 4, = =
Is. You may have s ~. A...I' e
sample bottle by mail Home Of svampRoOs
free. also pamphlet telling you. how TO find
out II you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing Or. Kilmer
4 Co., Binghamton, N. Y.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name, Swamp-Root. DR.. Kilmcr's
Swamp-Root. and the address, Hinghamton,
N, " % sYsy boitls.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-12-10
Official Statement Of The Financial Con
ditiOn Of the
Phillips County Bank.


At Phliiipsburg, State Of Kansas, at the close
Of business OF the 18th day OF Nov. 1908:
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1903-02-11
Easily Rem d ere d.

eth Frinch language" declared
Mr.. O'Tunder, ''is SO like tn Irish thot
I hev no trouble at all, at all, t'undy-
shtand it,"
Nonsense" commented Mr.. Phleg-
gum.
mo nonsinse about it," asserted Mr..
O'Tunder. II vinture t. sa-ay there s
no EXPRESSION in Frinch thot may not
aisily be ixprissed in Irish, by any wan
who is famil'yer wild tn two tongues"
"More nonsense!" was the reply of
Mr.. Phleggum. For instance, how
would you put 'pardonnez moi in
Irish?''
'Wud-ye shpen it fer me?"
Mr.. Phleggum did so.
"'Tis aisy," declared Mr.. O'Tunder.
I'm Irish tn sintince wud be shpoken
thus: 'Pardonnez Moike.' Judge.