Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1903-08-26

longin' TO be famous enter-rs his
chist. He pines to see his pictur-re
in tn paper-rs an hear-r his name ap-
plauded by tn public. THERE is but
wan avanoo.' SEE he. All other-rs
ARE closed up by tn vulgar-r multi.
TODD. SEE he. He goes into tn sane
tum iv tn iditor-rin-cheaf, who is
tn spor-rtin' iditor-r, seq he, y am
Kid McSlugger-r. | am a prize
foighter.r. I'm not tn champion, but
ba tn dope book | am a better-r mon
inny day. | car write one numbered
and twinty-seven words a mint on
me typewr-riter-r, an have been in
tr-rainin' fr two months. TIL idi-
thor-r tells him to hold out his ton
que. You ARE well muscled.' SEE
he. You ARE not yet a champion,
but ! will make you wan before to-
morrow night seq tn idithor. HERE
is a scoop. TIL prisldint Nv tn Unit
ed States is killed. seq tn r-repor-rt-
err Cant use sich unimpor-rtant
matter-r today, because tn paper-r
must make a champion SEE tn idi-
thor-r. TIL quane Nv Vulgor-ria has
killed three iv her husbands SEE N
other.r rapor-rther-r.' It'll have to
wait till next week, SEE tn idithor-r.
TIL next day Kid McSluger.r is PRO.
claimed champion. TIL day afther-r
thot tn ould champion sinds his
plenipotentiar-ry extr-ror-rdinar-ry to
meet tn representative iy tn new
champion. is Mr.. McSluger-r ispic-
tally aver-rse to defindin' his title?'
SEE tn foir-rst. He is not seq tn
sicond. 'Wher-re?' seq tn ~foir-rst.
In a 30 foot FIRING before tn Fake
less club, seq tn sicond. 'Whing' SEE
tn foirst. Wan Year, fr-rom mkt
Year, seq tn sicond. TIL tonne is
shor-rt but wen fioight you seq tn
foir-rst wan. Thin they begin TRAIN
in. A new typewr.ritin' machine is
bought iver-ry swim days tver-ry
m~ethr-rpolitin %jourrnl in tn coun-
thr-ry details its best rapor-rther-r to
be Johnny-onth'-spo all iv tn tonne,
day an noight. II is a momentous
crisis in tn history Nv tn world
Will he make two hundred words
a mint? VIII he be able to talk tin
successive hours without stoppin' "a
breath? ARE tn QUESTIONS upper
most in tn moinds iv iv'ry wan. TIL
champion ate only six dishes OF for
rec today where he has been eatin
eight, is tn star-rtlln' message which
br.reaks tn slumber.r iv a tr-remu
lous world wan day. "A bad min
SEE wan. He is oyer-rtr-rain',' seq
another. TIL fateful day iv tn foighl
r-rises bright an ear-rly in tn
mor-rnin'. Thot evenin' tn WARRIORS
meet in tn r-ring. an tin thousan
lusty thr-roated spectathorrs yell NJ
thin to fall to. but be careful an
not HURT each other-r. Wan hundr
red Telegraph instr-rumints send tn
noos to a watchin' an waitin' world
thot Kid McSlugger-r looks pale, bu'
has a benivolint look IN his eyes
Afther-r kissin' each other-r's hands
they ar-re called TO tn middle iv tn
FIRING be tn r-refer-ree, who, SEE he
'Gintlemin. phase assoom a car-relesi
attitood whole y'r havin' yr pic
. tur-res taken in six characteristic
= p~osishons.' This bein' done he seq
seq he: 'Gintlemin this is not f;
/. prize foight. they're against IN
law. This Is a scientific spar-rin OK
hibition. Now, foight loike gintlemin
/, an don't hit tn sacred per-rson u
tn r.refer.ree.' They begin. Tn XII
, feints but is r-revived whin wather-
IS spr.rinkled on him an gamely con
!, tinues tn foight thr-ro wr-rithin, az
/ ony. In tn last half " tn sicin'
r-round he swings a moighty roight 4
his opponents jaw. 1t doesn't land
! but tn opponent goes down. as he ha
/. agreed to do in tn articles sign
> ed bafor.re tn foight. 1t wuz
glorious foight.' seq III r.rapor-rth
: er-rs.'" N
; "Ar.re prizefghter-rs iver-r hur-rtF
$ seq Dennissy.
"Accidints will happen in tn hes
: w regulated sports" seq MI. HooleS