The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-29
READ Fad LUCK IN rHE CARDS,
Mr.. Ksenekamp Learns NNew Game and
n Hobo Gets Q New Overcast.

Mr.. Kseneksmp Learns A>New Game ana
q Hobo Gets . New Overcast.
OFT, the cigar man, was telling Bross.
the barber. that he had inventedea new
flsh-catchine machine when Waldbauer,
the baker. walked into Koenekamp's saloon
and introduced to the Pinochle Ciub an
elderly, mysterious looking man..
Henry said the baker. Il want to IN
troduce YOU to Prof. Gladhanderino. the
wonderful cartomaniac.'
Il am pleasured to meet nit you, Mr..
Kleptomaniac, remarked the clubs stand
ard bearer. erasping the professors haLo'
Our cloob ipvitationed you to expiana-
tion dot new fortune telling pinochle game
Let me introduction you on my friend Ger
barber. Mr.. Bross. dot Is Prof. hiepto-
maniac q.
How is business nit your inquired the
barber. shaking the hand Of the profe. sor.
'He is not a kleptomanio,' explained
waldbauer; hes cartomanic.
Dots all right replied the barber;
u guess We all come from der same luratics
asylum, al yhow All der world is stage
as SAakespin says. und der actors are der
| players. Come, what are you going TO
drink?'
! Il seldom take anything answered the
professor, .but whiskey is an evil ard
am on this mortal coil especially to remove
evil influences
| After they had drinks all around the
profes sor explain ed tie Lew game. kel e.
kamp dealt the cards, turning the queen
Of d.amoLds as trump.
.Ah,' laid the professor. 'the queen oil
diamonds That signifies an ill-bred
scaidal-loving woman and one to lie
feared F..
dot is a misdeai,' shouted Koenekamr
grabbing up the cards ard proceeding to
deal item over. Thea he turied up the
queen Of spades. -:
that denotes a dangerous, malicious
wild W. explained the professor.
.I'm not ii.quainted init hone. remarked
koenekamp.
WELL" continued the professor, II
I may refer to the Lerson who lays down
the deece TO pick up that card
Den she can die afore / put down my
deece," remarked Bross.
me, too" said OFT.
.Den / meld a hundred aces addec
Koelekamp, laying down his cards.
-Four aces signify danger. failure Il
business or imprisonment. explained tn
professor.
citediy, when don't need 10 meiu can
quest ION ask; AIM III
-Iort ainiy,' said tho professor; ASK an'
. / shall answer.
-Vny got sucha hard luck?, :.
because you use 100 mucn sugar
your coffee" explained the professor;
-'Viil / travels across vatery' asked tn
Yes said the professor, you will eros
the Black Sea In a rec automobile.
-Und what viii dot' asked hoenekamr
you will pity those whom you trust
answered the professor.
well" said Koenekamp. you can
ring pity up on der cash register gucs
meld tweGdy diamonds
King Of diamonds represents iai
man, dangerous ana cunning explains
| the professor. -The queen signifies a
iil-bred. scandal-loving woman. and one I
be feared
-Den / don't meld no diamonds" re
marked Koenekamp, picking up his card
Il we're ylist going TO meld diamonds 10
twendy,- added BrOss. :.
well, youscan eafely meld them, said tn
PROFESSOR, -bccauso the cards are reversed
In your case the king represents an arm
ofhcer, and the queen q MID am'ao'
woman.'
MARK me for dot mold. remarked Bros
sHave got dark secret?'
you may think It's a secret. explaine
| the professor. but It's Joke.
Gan catch fish with deese OF spades
:Only dead ones,- replied the professo
sThe kind YOU cat CHI In the fish market
what vii ! med for good news'' aske
n Koenckamp?"
clubs are trump answered the professo
.Mebbe by dot time der game is over
: said Koenekamp.
}. well. don't believe in dreams, sal
OFT sWher a man dreams OF animals II
always a sign he's been drinking the nigl
i. we amt playing dream ,pinochle, 9,
teller pinochle. Amt it, professor?'
l. That's what Il is, answered the pr
lessor, "and it's your game. =,
d ayhat advice would you give me on d.
TON Of spade asked Koenekamp
n sput a forget-me-not in the buttonhole
your bank roll when you bet on the baker
tins at tho racstrack, replied the professor
-How viii get rich quick mitout sendiI
my money through der mailF' asked Il
"a barber.
I Trust your customers as long as you ca
without mistrusting yourself answers
!. The game proceeded and Koeneka n
lost. While he was setting up the dr1n