The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-01-16
Kansas Notes


Atwood teams are cOnsiderate
enough to run away with empty bug
gies-
At least sixty-ive Christmas trees
viii make their bough to the public in
Topeka
Fort Scott citizens scOId their phone
girls the year around and give them
merry Christmas.
OF course it was a Lyon county nan
that had Thomas Reed two terms at a
pupil at Portland.
Two Atchison cows committed sui
eide by watering the milk too freely
before pairing time
Wichita has a plague Of bOxelder
bugs 1t might be legislators; they
have no kick coming
A valuable COW was killed by turnips
IN Graham county. And still people
continue to eat the fruit.
In the absence of coal GTeensburg
citizens chaTitably offer to split and
burn and railroad depot
A Rice county man in Oregon writes
to Kansas a story Of 1000 bushels or
potatoes raised on seven acres
For heavens sake why don't Win
field give their automobile man a show.
He Trice to do the best he can.
The first annual opening has taken
place" says the EmpOria Republican
Two girls fell through the Cottonwood
ice
The principal industry at Garden
City at present is feeding spring lambs
and awaiting sugar beet shipment re-
turns
A man who has dwelt in Brown
county for forty years IN unTegenerate
darkness has just subscribed for the
World.
Fort Scott prisoners have enough
mOlasses. They are weary Of the jailor
sticking it on the bill Of fare so regu-
larly.
Smith county yearns for the old
fashioned spelling school. There are
too many new tangled isms being
taught.
The charge is made that an Abilene
man invested the, S65 he dlched from a
companion in plug hat and silk lined
raglan
The latest fad at Wellington is TAX
ing Sunday dinners at the hotels and
restaurants It gives more time to
hair curling.
A Fort Scott lad, penitent after a
riotous spree. shed tears in court He
will also shed his coat and do time Oh
the rock pile. --.-.
Wellington officers are asked to
throw away. their star for the trihing
offense Of throwing away their club
at a small boy.
An Abilene man offers for sale a
ping-pOng set and a lounge. That's a
Rip Van Wrinkle sort Of a combination
that would please.
A Topeka woman dreamed last night
that she was run over by an automO-
bile By q stretch Of imagination that
NIGHT
The Meade County News says there
are too many knockers on he brass
band. Why don't they change few
Of them into blowers
Milk has raised at Ottawa. Patrons
sOrrOwfulIy complain as they pay the
added cent that they can not say as
much for the cream
A Downs man who drew a graphic
phone at a rafie says he has a white
elephant on his hands. Several Of the
pieces are from Kipling-
Visitors at the Fort Scott jail are
less plentiful since three insane in
mates have Joined the reception COM
mitee in robes de mutt"
Business is picking up at Angalls. A
barrel Of sorghum and wooden leg
have been received by expresse within
= fortnight from Missouri.
It's nip and tuck at Ottawa which I
puts on the most airs, the owner OF a /
Chinese lily or the man who has been |
around the golf links twice
A Douglass man is accused OF beat !
ing his wife and children between |
drinks Too many Of US try to burn |
Iife's candle at both ends
Fads pass quick at Newton. Two |
years ago the poultry exhibit was COM /
posed almost entirely Of Belgian hares- /
This year there is not one
A Great Bend man who won a thou /
sand kisses at election has failed to |
collect his bet. An ounce Of pluck Is |
worth a pound of luck in q case Of that |
kind.
The BeIoit Call hopes the council can !
see their way clear to put in more cleo |
trio lights. The city dads can probably |
do more seeing after the lights are pat |
The girl who is out Of sight isn't |
always the one out Of mind. An eX- !
Atchison lover is lying awake nights |
trying to dodge paying $4,000 dam /
ages.
PerpetuaI motion is not only self act
ing but self creative. And this recalls /
the fact that a Scott county man has |
fled On q homestead at the age Of 10t /
years.
Since the Emporia council got to- !
gether long enough to sell the electric |
light bonds they deny the existence Of |
a Town Row. They say they are only |
arguments"
WaShhurn boys are having their /
locks trimmed now that the football /
season is over. But when one doesn't ]
want their hair any longer why should +,
It not be CUT
An Arkansas City woman recently /
Ieft home mysteriously and returned /
in the same manner. All concerned /
have sgreed to discuss the matter with /
the soft pedal on.
For four years little girl near Pratt
has suffered with ca-arrh. A recent i
operation On the nose by q surgeon
brought forth shoe button
Mr. KatrOwletos OF Resdesha was
mixed Nd in q freight wreck and sus-
tanned q broken leg and other injuries, /
but his good name was not impaired 4
One LeaVenWOrth cof0red woman /
has had another placed IN jan for u.s.
ing 3 razor on her. Il seems TO be 4
clear case Of cutting her acquaintance. /
A former Sterling woman in the cast i
sends back 81. 600 for the city library. /
And one man is mean enough 70 say 4
she Ieft her country for her comtry's