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The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
He Learned a Great Truth.

1t is said of John Wesley that he
once said to Mistress Wesley: "Thy
do you tell that child the same thing
over and over again 2" John Wes-
ley, because once telling is not
enough" 1t is for this same reason
that you are told again and again that
Chamberlain Cough Remedy cures
colds and grip; that it counteracts
any tendency of these diseases to re-
suit in pneumonia, and that 1t is
pleasant and safe to take. For sale
by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
RECTOR OF ST. LUKE'S.
Asburnham, Ontario, Testifies to the
Good Qualities of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy.


Ashburnham. Ont. April IS. 1903
i think it is only right that l
should tell you what wonderful
effect Cham berlain' Cough Remedy
has produced. The day before Easter
was so distressed with cold and
cough that / did not think to be able
to take any duties the next day, as
my voice was almost choked by the
cough. The same day / received an
order from you for a bottle of your
Cough Remedy. l at once procured
a sample bottle, and took about three
doses of the medicine. 10 my great
relief the cough and cold had com
pletely disappeared and / was able to
preach three times ON Easter Day l
know that this rapid and effective cure
was due to youI Cough Remedy. l
make this testimonial without solici.
tation, being thankful to have focnd
such Goo sent remedy.
Respectfully yours,
f.. A. Langfeldt. M. A.,
Rector of st. Luke'a Church.
To Chamberlain Medicine 90
This remedy is for sale by all drug
gists.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
Passes Dividends.

The directors of the United States
Reduction and Refining company have
passed the January dividend OF .he
preferred stock. In a circular to
holders of the preferred shares the
statement is made that the business of
the company has been seriously affect
ed by labor troubles since February.
at which time strike was declared
in Colorado City works of the COM
pany by the Western Federation of
Miners.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
To Visit Rockvale.

The degree team of the Odd Eel.
lows will go to Rockvale on tomorrow
evening to confer the second degree
upon three or four candidates up
there. Wagons have been provided
and will leave the Odd Fellows hall
at so p. m. returning at midnight
All members of the order in the city
are invited to make the trip. The
camp lodges always entertain their
visitors most royalty.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
You have a scissors and knife sharr

You have scissors and knife sharp
ener right at hand. Sharpen scissors
by carefully and firmly trying to cut
off the neck of strong bottle.
This sounds ridiculous. but try it,
Sharpen carving or other knives ON
stone crock or jar. back and forth,
just as you would sharpen razor on
a strop.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
Miners From the East.

Over 200 coal miners from Kansas
and Missouri arrived in Pueblo Sun
day over the Missouri Pacific railroad
and we're sent to the southern coal
field: Two more car loads arrived
yesterday and the company claims
that it intends to work its southern
coal mines if men can be secured in
the United States to work them.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

Professor Langley will continue to
experiment with that airship as long
AS the newspapers give him free ad-
vertising.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
Bilious Collie Prevented.

Take a double dose of Chamberlain 8
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
as soon as the first indication of the
disease appears and a threatened at.
tack may be warded off. Hundreds
of people use the remedy in this way
with perfect success. For sale by all
druggists
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
local news...
MISCELLANEOUS RATES.

ssch.
Obituaries SC per limo for each line over one
inch
Cards of thanks, SOC each.
Display adyertieing rates made known on
application.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

candies IN the city can be found only
at Hoffman Bros. 93-97
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

We need a good merchant marine,
but we don't need to subsidize lot
of millionaires
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

Yesterday was the shortest day of
the year, and from now on the days
will gradually lengthen.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

II. II. Preston is agent for the
Singer sewing machines and supplies
Office Rogers block. 200 East Main.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

Silver when put away. if wrapped
in unbleached muslin. .Sz;il not tarnish
as readily as when wrapped in other
material.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

An exquisite line of perfumes for
the holidays at Daniels drug store.
94.97
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

Fancy candy boxes for Christmas
presents, all designs. Mt Hoffman Bros
9s.97
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

The only establishment in Florence
that makes its own candies at Hoffman
Bros. 1897
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

Christmas trees. E. Millar,
Prop, Florence Transfer and Storage
Co
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe Railway.

Atehis0n, Topeka & Santa Fe Railway.
No. 625-From Pueblo and all
points cast, arrive daily y--.---- IL 90 a n
No. 626--For Pueblo and all points
cast, depart daily------.- 55b % m
No. 63l-From Florence and Rock
vale, daily, except Sunday, depart 400 p N
No. 632 From Canon City, daily, ex.
cest Sunday, srrive.-.-.--..--.--- IL 80 p NJ
Direct connection is now made at Pueblo foi
Chicago and all points east, and at La Junts
with California limited for Los Angeles anr
San francisco.
Inquiries solicited and promptly and choer
fully answered.
Descriptive literature folders FREQ by appIy
ing to A. g. PALhKR Agent
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
Mormon Services.

Wednesday evening 80 at st. FL
mo Hotel. Elder A. E Jensen.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

If you want good doll for little
money, go to Daniels drug store.
94-97
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
Denver & Rio Grande Railway.
@. T. MENzEL. Agent.
No. Pacific coast limited
from DanYnr and eaaiarp

No. l-Pacihc coast limited
from Denver and eastern
connections, ons,..--.-,,.,;.-,.- 2;spm aa7 m
No. 2-Atlantic coast limit
ed, from California and
western points II IA a m II IA a m
No. 3-Pacifc coast express
from Denver. ! 01 u m .OI a IN
No. 4-Atlantic coast ex-
prcss from California and
western points. ts.--.--. 5:2s m 5:2s % m
No. 5-TsRnscontine n tai
limited from Denver and
eastern connections -- IL 3l6 . m IL 20 D a,
So. o.6-TraBs-contine n tai
limited. from California
and western points,. :03 m sos M
No. 9-Denver and Canon
:. City Flyer. :--;;----.---, $50 a 80 p m
No. 10-Canon City and
Denver Flyer. .-.----- 12 :46 D m IL 20 o m
No. i5-Colorado Express
from Denver- 2:46 y m 2.4s = IN
No. i8-Coorado express
from all western points In
Colorado 1:s7 m i:s7 -.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

Jason Wilson will rattle his diamond
at Ridle's cigar store tomorrow even.
ing.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

Holiday cigars, 20 in box, and
good ones. at Daniels drug store.
94-97
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

J. F. Terrence writes New York
life insurance. 93-lo4
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

When in need OF first class dental
work cali on DR.. Yard, Blunt block.
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22

One of the finest hotels the Rooms
heat electric bells and all modern
unexceed Transcien $250 $500
monthly 30 low that live money
costing you. H. L. RICE Prop
The daily tribune., 1903-12-22
RAILROAD TIME CARDS.

Florence and Cripple Creek and Associated
Companies.
Leave Canon City --.--..--. 500 p m
Florence viz ID. q X. g. 2:37 y M
Arrives at Victor --.--.,---- 50S m
at Cripple Creek 80 m
Leave Cripple Greek -- $40 a m
Victor 10 :0l
Arrives Florence via d & X q IL SIP m
- Canon City -.------ 1910 N
l.. X, FoRD,
v p. T N Denver COLI
, 1903-01-09
Catarrh Cannot BE Cured

With local applications, as they cannot reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood
or constitutional disease, and in order to cure
1t you must take internal remedies. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surface.
Halls Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine.
1t was prescribed by one of the best physi-
clans in this country for years, and is a reg
ular prescription, 1t is composed of the
best tones known, combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the mu-
cous surfaces. The perfect combination of
the two ingredients is what produces such
wonderful results in curing catarrh. Send
for testimonials, free.
F.J. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists. price, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
, 1903-01-09
A Correction.

In a certain Scotch village a ball was
in progress, and one of the visitors, a
youth from town, was much concerned
because none of the young ladies' pres
ent were "class" enough for him. He
went to the hostess and made complaint
that there was nobody fit to dance
with.
Nor" said the hostess. "Shall | In.
troduce you to that young lady over
there? She is the daughter of the
County Surveyor
The young man was charmed, and
the introduction took place. A little
later on the youth asked after the
young lady's mother, the Countess of
Ayr.
MY father. you mean," said the
girl.
mo, no, no." replied the young man
"your mother, the Countess of Ayr
Yes was the answer; but that's
my father" The young man. utterly
bewildered, sought out the hostess, and
told her that the young lady was mad
that she actually declared the Count
ess of Ayre was her father.
"She is quite right" the hostess said.
Here he comes. and I'll introduce you
to him. Mr.. Sampson-Mr. Smith, the
county Surveyor
, 1903-01-09
KEITH'S NEW CHESTNUT STREET
THEATRE, PHILADELPHIA.
Between nth and 18th Streets.

(Between 18th and 18th Streets).
Vaudeville in a palace, The muse of
the Higher Drama may well look with
longing and envious eyes at the beau
tiful home thus prepared for her half
sister. born in the cradle of the va
%rieties. + + y Those who visit it
will have to admit they We're never in
such a theatre before-adds to the at
tractiVeness of the city.-Record.
A monument raised by the public to
clean. attractive, wholesome theatrical
decency and morality.-Public Ledger.
A new era in Philadelphia theatricals.
The building and the liberal manage
ment will serve as an educator. The
ideal has been raised. Vive! Keith,
vive! the finest theatre on the face of
the globe.-Inquirer.
, 1903-01-09
THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING
LIES IN THE EATING OF 1T"

-
-The doctors are d~umbfounded, the
druggists astonished, and the people ex-
cited and joyful over the wonderful
cures and tremendous sales Of the
great Remedy, st. Jacobs Oil. Every
case of Rheumatism-some of many
years standing-has given way to. this
powerful remedy. Thousands of GER
tificates like the following can be fur.
nished as to it's value:-
George Scleyer, Publisher of the
Chiffon, Wis, "Volksbote," used ST
Jacobs Oil for almost ~unbearable
pains in the back, which had complete
ly Frustrated him" A few applications
cured him entirely.
Mrs. Fred. Eberle. Bellaire, o., was
for a long time severely troubled
with Rheumatism. st. Jacobs Oil
instantly relieved and entirely cured
her.
Rev. DIR. b. Pick, of Rochester, N. Y,
suffered so intensely from Rheu-
matte pains that he was unable to
preach. Several applications from a
bottle of st. Jacobs Oil, relieved
him.
F. Raider, of Cleveland, Ohio, says:
1.-TWO applications of st. Jacobs Oil
cured me of great and l~ong-eontinued
pain in my foot"
Messrs. c. L. Brundage and o
Druggists. Muskegon, Mich, write:-
"St. Jacobs Oil has a wonderful
sale. We sold eight bottles at retail
yesterday. This will give you some
idea of how we'll it is liked in this
section"
Mr.. Louis Hinkel, of East Poeston.
Kill, N. Y, says:-"I call st. Jacobs Oil
the best liniment l ever used. 1t cured
me of rheumatism and pain in the
back"
Herman Rittner, Manchester, N. H.:
II have tried st. Jacobs Oil, and
found it excellent. All those who have
purchased it speak of it as simply in
comparable"
Geo. c.. Erff1e, Palestine, Hill was
in bed suffering from a swollen leg.
| used St. Jacobs Oil, it's effect was
wonderful. The following day | at
tended to my business again"
DR.. Otto Fuls, Reading. o., writes.-
THE sale of st. Jacobs Oil is constantly
increasing; it is praised by everybody,
and never fails to give entire satisfac-
tiOn."
, 1903-01-09

and So shoes are worn by thousandsof menwho
have been paying "a and So, not believing they
could get a first-class shoe for $3.50 or $500.
He has convinced them that the style, fit,
and wear of his $3.50 and $500 shoes is just
as good. Placed side by side it is impossible
to see any difference. A trial will convince.
Notice Increase ns99 Sales: 50, eO3,s 49, 81
in Business: lHO2 Sales: S.. O24,34O 90
A gain of So, 456 40 in Four Years.
w. L. DOUGLAS Sd.oo CiLT EDCE LINE,
Worth 5000 Compared with Other Makes.
The best imported and American feathers, HeyPs
Patent Cali, Enamel. Box Calf. Calf, Wei Kid, Corona
Colt, ana National Kangaroo. fast Color Eyeiets.
nau4;nn The genuine have W. L.
Vaullvii . name and price stamped on bottom.
Shoes b. mail. Csc. Extra. Illus. Idtdi00 free.
w. l.. DOUGLAS, BROCKTON, MASS.
, 1903-01-09
catarrh. Otherwise Cold in the Head

Commences in the nose, being am in
flammation of the mucous membrane;
if not checked it extends to the throat,
lungs, stomach, bowels, often involving
the whole system. Mason's Cream of
Olives is free from mercury or opiates,
and will cure Catarrh, even in it's adj
Vanced stages, sWeeten the breath.
loosen the phlegm, clear the nose and
air passages, acts as a counter irri-
tant, allays Inflammation, soothes,
heals, forming a covering over the deli
cate mucous membrane, thereby protect
ing it from the danger of exposure to
dust, high winds and changes of tenn
perature. Mason's Cream of olives
cost 25c. a box, and will not only cure
your catarrh, but prove an invaluable
household remedy, giving positive re-
lief in many other troubles-colds,
Group. neuralgia, pimples, burns, tired
feet, piles. At druggists or mailed for
price by Fl. T. Mason Chemical Co, SCI
Arch street. rZadelphia, Pa.
, 1903-01-09
CD. CHAMBERLIN, MD
OF WASHlNGTON.D.c

and I after months Of suffering. Fellow
sufferers, Peruna will cure you."-Dr.
Llewellyn Jordan.
Geo. C. Havener, NJ. D., of Anacostia,
D.. c., writes:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, o.:
Gentlemen-"In my practice | nave had
occasion to frequently prescribe your val
liable medicine, and have foundi its use ben.
efcial, especially in cases of catarrh."-
George c. Havener, M. d.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac.
tory results from the use of Peruna, write
at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a full state.
ment of your case, and he will be pleased
to give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of The
| Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0.
, 1903-01-09

OOlumDld OOllege,
and who served
three years at
West Point, has
the following to
say of Peruna:
ALLOW me to
express my graft
tude to you for
the benefit derived
from your won
derful remedy.
One short month
has brought forth
a vast change and
now consider my
self a well man
, 1903-01-09
The Treasurer.

Jones-You used to complain that
your wife was constantly asking you
for money.
Henry Peck-O, that was when we
were first married. All that's changed
now.
Jones-She doesn't do it any more?
Henry Peck-No. | ask her for 1t
when l can sum up sufficient courage
Philadelphia Press.
, 1903-01-09
anchman-Where is she?
Present NeeI-.

Yes, that's a beautifully bound book
of your sermons, Mr.. Straitlace. Well
no, George hasn't read it yet. He only
has time to read at night, you know.
Yes, he understands it's for the saving
of souls. But George is so practical
He thought he'd rather save his eyes
first."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
, 1903-01-09

80 you let your leading nan go|
II .hads to-" answered Stormington
Barnes. He was too realistic in his
IDEAS
'Interfered with your work on the
stage?"
mo. not on the stage. In the box
office. He wanted real money
Washington Star.
, 1903-01-09

Dis is a mighty busy world" said
the philosophic hobo. Dat amt no
joke" returned his companion. Its
gittln' ter be harder work ter keep
from workin' dan it is ter work."-Phil.
adelphia Record.
, 1903-01-09

After the Best One.

Huskinby (chucklinglyl-It WIZ u
below zero by my thermometer at .
o'clock this mornin', an Hi Badgely's
on'y showed nine below at tibet hour.
Rubenhay (disdainfully)-Huh! Mine
registered twenty-three below at that
very time.
Huskinby-By gosh! How much viii
yew take tew boot an trade?-Puck.
, 1903-01-09

Jane-What did you eyer reject John
Gray for?
Kitty-He was so illiterate.
Jane-Illiterate? Why, | thought he
was a man of superior education.
Kitty-Well, he wasn't. He didn't
even know the rudiments, for when |
told him NO and thought sure he
would read between the lines, would
you believe it, the gump picked up his
hat and went home.-Detroit Free
Press.
, 1903-01-09
LET US ALL LAUGH.
Jokes FROM THE PENS OF VA.
RIOuS HUMORISTS.
Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World Over-Sayiugs that Are Cheer
full to Old or Young-Funny Selec.
tions that You Will Enjoy.

Maud don't know whether Charley
really loves me or not.
Her brother-What did you give him
for a birthday present?
"A box of cigars"
Did he smoke them?p
yes
"fhen You may be sure he loves you"
STRAY Stories.
, 1903-01-09
sheen in New South Wales.

In New South Wales the number of
sheep has shrunk from 81, ,416 in
1891 to 80, 72S, 1923 in 1899. In nine
years. by natural growth, the sheep Of
the colony might have been expected
to have increased 100 per cent. In
stead of this. they have decreased by
nearly 80 per cent-the effect of
drought.
, 1903-01-09
Botany,

80 you are experimenting in botany
Well, Curtis, remember hat what you
SOW you shall also reap"
We'll, Tabler, that rests with your
neighbours chickens"
, 1903-01-09
An Audacious Duet.

My daughter tells me, sir. that you
had the audacity to propose to her!
What have you to say to thatY"
Nothing, sir, except that your daugh-
ter had the audacity to accept mel
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
, 1903-01-09
An Exclamation.

P~unston-See here, old chap, what dc
yoN mean by taking my jokes and pass.
ing them off as your own?
Funston-Well, you see, it's this way
I'm a good-natured sort of fellow ant
don't mind taking a joke from a fr'ond
Chicago News.
, 1903-01-09

Il cannot tell you what pleasure yor
have given me by making me a birtk
day present of these two vases! Every
time / saw them in the show window
of the ten-cent store | wished TO pos
sess them.'-Fliegende Blaetter.
, 1903-01-09

Mrs. Housekeep-See here, I've been
getting a dozen eggs from you every
week and in every dozen lately I've
found at least two bad ones. What's
to be done about it?
Bright Clerk-Suppose you only take
half a dozen hereafter. Maybe you
wouldn't find so many bad ones them
Philadelphia Press.
, 1903-01-09
Not Good Yet.

Mrs. Sparerod Ito Mucks, locked up
for disorderly behavior)-"Well, Mucks,
are you a good boy now? Aren't you
sorry for being so naughty%
Mucks-"No; but you can come again
in ten minutes"
, 1903-01-09
For Reaumntion.

Tramp-Gimme a dime, mister?
Philanthropist (suspiciously)-You've
been drinking, haven't you?
Tramp (meekly)-Yes, sir, and I'm
broke. / want the dime to resume bust.
ness with at the old stand"
, 1903-01-09

proves tneiT superiority !
they are worn by more
people in all stations OF
life than any other make.
Because w. l.. Douglas
isthe largest manufacture
he can buy cheaper and
produce his shoes at 8
lower cost than other con
&C rms, which enables him
to sell shoes for $3.50 and
$500 equal in every
way to those sold else =
where for 81 and 500. a;
w. l.. Douglas So. 80 ne
, 1903-01-09
Cheated.

what is Jimmy crying about nowT'
"Oh. we had a little blaze and put it
out ourselves. He's mad because we
didn't call out the fire Department.
indianapolis Journal.
, 1903-01-09

do yaw undawstand football, bar
baw?" inquired the college youth.
well, when l shave you 1 generally
touch down." responded the knight OF
the razor.
, 1903-01-09

Mrs. Misunderstanding Syrup for children
teeth1ng ,softenthe gums reduces innamma-
ton ,aIlays pain cures wind collie. 25c. a bottle
, 1903-01-09

Party Worker-"See here. you told
me that you were confident of success! =
Defeated Candidate-"Well. of
course, | meant that. in the nature of
things, some candidate or other was
bound to succeed. '-Indianapolis Jour.
nal.
, 1903-01-09
She Knew.

what are pausesT' the teacher
asked the first class in grammar.
Things that grow on cats and dogs,
answered the smallest girl.-Detroit
Free Press.
, 1903-01-09

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray, a nurse In Children'e
Home, New York, break up Colds In "a hours,
cure Feverishness, Headache, Stomach
troubles, Teething Disorders and Destroy
Worms. At all druggists, zoe. Sample mailed
free. Address Allen s. Olmsted LIE Roy. N. Y.
, 1903-01-09
Her Instrument.

Does Miss Giddy play?" asked Prof
Dalsegno of Mr.. Hunker.
"0h. yes. She's playing young Cal
lowhill now"
, 1903-01-09
The Same Thing,

'T'm sorry W. haven't much of a din
ner," said Spatts to B~loobumper. whom
he had urged to stay for that meal.
you ought to have dropped In last
evening. We had a stunning dinner
then"
why, papa" chirped Sammy Spatts,
that's just what you told Mr.. Taddells
at dinner yesterday"
, 1903-01-09

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DIR. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer .$2trial bottleand~t treatise free
DR.. B.H. KLINE, Ltd, 991 Arch St. Phila. Pa.
, 1903-01-09

LlCtle girl-Papa, what is POWDER
Father-It is something people ge,
blown up with.
Little GIRLS that what makes you
scold m SO when she puts 1t on
her facet
, 1903-01-09
,,,ock Kept Com =. by Wind.

There is u clock in Brussels which
has never been wound up by human
hands. |. is kept going by the wind
, 1903-01-09
Prone o. British steamships.

Nine important British steamship
companies earned in 1899 a net profit
of $4.96O.eO0, against 81. TAB. 900 in 1898.
, 1903-01-09

About 1000 diamond workers in Amster.
dam are out of work.
, 1903-01-09
The Mean Thing,

Miss A-When I'm asked to sing |
don't say, mo, l can't sing" nor wait
to be coaXed, but l sit right down at the
niano and
, 1903-01-09

Iiso's Cure Is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of throat and lungs.-WM.
U. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
, 1903-01-09

Daughter-Shall we invite DIR. Bigfee
to the reception?
Mother-I think we'd better not; he's
so absent-minded. He might charge it
In the bill.-New York Weekly.
, 1903-01-09

Some people run into debt and others
claim they are pushed in.
, 1903-01-09
No Chance to Talk.

Black-Mumsey is o a good CONVEX
saticnalist.
White-No, he was the only boy in a
family of nine children.-Cleveland
Leader.
, 1903-01-09

If she is frugal even the old maid can
husband her resources.
, 1903-01-09

Chicago boasts of a ninety horse power
gasoline street car.