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The St. Louis Republic., 1903-10-25
JEFFERSON CITY. NO.

Mr. p. Hand and children of Rur-.,o,
sF,er a visit With her r~rther Mrs = q Er--s
returned home last wsek.
Me- John !. church % JonIia. after
--r-th-s visit with her mother Ms y Drsrs-
cnr,,,@ aui slste-s. returned home T7r'T-rfay
NI.s Stella Murray spent ihs last yrrak in
Murray and wife.
Nrs Eemn GriuishaW ard mother Mr. Mar
raref CraiE. returned last week from a Visit
10 relatives IN 50. Louis and Peoria III
Mr-. Eimb-1uEh Winston o. 81 louis sTent
~. last week with Ner sister. Mr. W 7
sfous and other friends
NJ Kiubruurh stone spent Sunday with his
mother
NJ. ? p. EUinE. sn route 20 Sev Tori, from
Colorado. srsut = few days with his sister
Mrr T. o. T0Vle- lie Is very much improTsi
In heaith.
Mrs = ? Brnurhtcn q st Jozeph 9. yfs4,
Ing hsr sister Mrs Ma~Ez-rt Robertson
she came n attend the meeting Of the rerents
Of The d A r.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-10-25
MACON. NO.

Ex-Gevsrnrr Taylot Of Tennessee Accumulated
BY his brother. = L. Taylor. passed tirI+~b
here Wednesiay en route 70 Chillicothe No
where h. r1eg 70 deli.e a lecture
Major and Mrs. :. q Brock eNpp~. "a ae,.r.
Tor chicago SUNDAY where they 70 ~ r,ats =
thr-e weeks visit with their son rs- -
The Reverend ". ?. CLARK na.fo- q, 49,.
FIRST Baptist church. f. attending fbe t3snfisS
this week.
Mr and Mrs n A. Abel were rp.-,, -
BrraEfeld- No. the trst % the week
Doctor A =. Miller departed Wrfnesdav- s,-
81 Louis where h goes 10 attend a rneetir,-
of the Eastern star
Miss Mary JurEens1n Of Mexico. No -,
the guest of relatives here the first of ire 49,
s O. Brock q Denver Chic cam. 49,, =
Gently FOR several weeks stay
Superintendent John r Richards ana b-ts.
~ fhr Hlr~s Military Aradernv atfsrFrs -
f6othail Earne between the n. NJ a team A.
Quincy High school .eam a. that place Thurs-
DAY.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-10-25
WURPHYsBoRO. Ill.

Mrs. g " Smith ard niece Miss AiIr- No
Clintork. went % Winona. No Monday 20 visit
Mr. ssr~ith'S father Andrew Daily.
N1Sz E1vin0 Ca-er 81 Me-n-hJr Tenn who
has Tsen in MUrphvshnra vis'fl-- her r1rsi1.
Trs Dave raar vent IN 81 louis Monday 20
visit her sister. Mrs. Manning HarumeT.
Miss Clara Sullivan II CnH~- F-ufIs Ia e
visiting relatives. Nr- and Mrs Edmund
Rude and family. at ne Soto
Nre l. " Carer uf Chi~~ro. who has been
in MurThvsboro. tie guest y MrS = ". Fr"s.
DEPARTED Tuesdgv morning fa- Srri1~ieid No
Spo vaF a~~oupar rIed bv Miss Ida Cole
Mr. and Mrs T1nrlas Sr-'th returned Sunday
rom an prtrrlesl visit with friends ard sela-
rfvps in Iralard and Scotland. They were
onrnranfed horne nv Ms. Smiths niece Miss
I.i7-ie S'rnrsun Who uiIl reside with thrr7.
The Roverer1 Harry r Tucker of Cnicago
and Miss Mirrie BRYAN we're married Tu-sdav
evening AZ 49, home ~ the brides mother
Ars- Emma Ervsn. Cnurty Surerinterdent Of
Schools. The R0rc~erd y. g bennett rastor
Or she First t7-r'stian Church In ''7rhorfals.
ofhciated The Reverend and Ms. Turkrr de
u7rfe1 Thursday FOR Chicago. where thev will
reside.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-10-25
NOTES ABOUT SOCIETY
IN NEIGHBORING CITIES.

Harry Parks returned TUESDAY from I visit
In Kansas CITY and Topeka. kas.
Mrs Ben Ashby entertained Friday afternoon
at euchre and iinch party. PriS-s were
never. second. Mir. .. =. Beck In the game
u niuch. Mrs Harry Nciauzhiin Vas awarded
first prize: second. Ars. Clint Decker. The
SON.
Mrs. George Hanlrnerschr,lft returned Friday
i-ou New Castle. Pa, where she visited rela-
M.S Amelia X Smith and daughter. Mis-
Margaret departed Friday afternoon for Chi
c'tc9 70 spend several weeks with Mr.. h1ctor
Mrs. Albert Neal OF Springfield. H.. l. visit
i.g her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. James TuTnef-
M-s " n Dick and 5pughtrr Ms Florence
Narneck. Of GaiesburE. III. are the guests uf
hrs Jessie Alexander.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-10-25
View bank P-~.Ident at Eighty.

New York. oct. 2i.-At meeting OF the
directors OF the Manufacturers National
Bank. In Williamsburg. William Dick. the
vice president. was chosen to succeed the
late John LOughran as president.
Mfr. Dick Is nearly 50 years old and has
lived in Williamsburg more than half a
century He Is a retired sugar refiner.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-10-25

In the city Wednesday visiting relatives.
Mtzs EIliae MuIuf. ID 90 49,. HafInu.Iy- Inft-s
with her guest. Miss Hughes. Of louisiana.
in the city "wednesday.
Mr. q Maf-icanJ dvrs. ted Tuesday foT
New Orleans. -. O. VISIT relatives anu
uifuds
Miss Neil Rlseman. who has been visitinE
her sister. Mrs- ~. W. EIWls. tn Louisyile.
Ky. is now the guest ,f her brother, AItS
R1s.uuan and family Ia Terrc Haute. and
Will 20 T. Chicago. M. a fsv DAYS BEFORE re
tuning home.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-10-25

Mrs. $ 81. Linn has gone to ST. Louis wiki
her son. ar. Lewis r. I.iaa-
Mrs o ~ spencer and daughter have re-
turned Co their EUm- IN -. Joseph. after \
pheasant visit t0 friends here.
Ms. J. lI. LaughIiD. accompanied BY her
mother. Mr. HlriLc. > visiting in blackwell,
OK
Mrs. Campbell Wells % .Platt City Is n.
guest this ucsi. q Doctor and Ms. &. y.
H.tIerfr.r0u
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
Prtrincd the EngIishmnn Too,

Colonel Tom Ochlltree once upset
Lord Lonsdale when the latter was
entertained In New York on his way
home from an expedition TO Alaskn."
said n man who saw the fun.
AT dinner given In his honor Lord
Lonsdale told many thrilling stories,
and an audible 'ohp went around the
table when he finished telling of pet
rllled forest In Africa, In which he
found n number OF pctrlled lions aud
elephants. As the Engllshmnn lapscd
Into silence and the applause sank 10
an echo all looked TO Colonel Ochiltree
to defend his nationality and beat this
petrliled lion story.
""reXas,' said the colonel after n
pause, has its petriled forests; but, al
though they contain no petrIned lions,
they are remarkable for having petrl-
fed birds flying over them
'Nonsenser said Lord Lonsdnle.
That Is impossible. Such phenome-
non In contrary TO the laws of gravita-
ton
"Ah, that's easily explained re-
sponded Colonel Ochlltree quickly. The
laws OF gravltatlon down there are
petrliled too"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

blanche. dear" said the watcliful
aunt to her niece. "don't you think. that
Fred spends too much money upon
your"
"Do you think so. nuntyW
"Indced ! do, Blanche. I've been no.
tlclng. and | think he's really extrnva.
CANT. You ought TO check him and tell
him TO save his money. You will need
good deal when you begin housckeep.
Ing, and II Is far better for him to put
In the bank the money he Is now spend
Ing on carrlnge rides and luncheons
and tickets To this thing and that than
to be squnndcrlng II. Think over the
matter II minute or two, dear. aud you
will see II as do"
"Oh. I've thought about II already,
aunty. I'd take your advice II | were
absolutely certain that we shall be mar.
rled, but I've been engaged before,
aunty, and don't intend to advise a
young man again TO economlze for
some other girls benefit"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

There IL always n possibility that the
person whom we regard ns proper
object for sympathy may look upon
himself In another light. This interest.
Ing and instructive surprise often
awaits the well meaning bearer OF con
dolcncc.
When Mrs. Hastings learned that her
old friend, Mrs. Warren, had become
"stun deef." she went with long face
10 see her.
at must lie an awful cross, Lavlny,"
she wrote on the slate which Mrs War.
rem presented TO her MS soon as she was
seated.
""Tain't eitherr' snapped the afilict.
ed one. who though deaf, was by no
means dumb. Folks that have got
anything ia say can write II on that
slate. nnd Henry Warren. that's had
TO put n curb on his tongue for up
ward o thirty years on account of the
high temper he took from his mothers
folks, Is now able to say anything he
likes and no feelings hurt. count my
deafness n real blessing. How's your
rheumatism
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
A DESERT CARAVAN.
Its stnrt Across the Dresry sand
Wastes of sahara.

There were the last words, instruc-
tions, cautions, adicus, and then Abdul
lah held up his hand. All gave the cry
Of the camel driver, and the uncouth
beasts, twisting and snnrlIng under
their loads, struggled TO their feet.
Another cry, and they began their
voyage They trnvcrsed the square.
passed the mosque, turned down n mar
row street and In i've minutes crossed
the line that bounded the oasis and en-
tered upon the desert.
Ipmedately the dun leader took his
place at the left and slightly In advance.
The fourth on the right of the dun was
the black racer. lie carried two wa
ter skins and Abdullah's saddle. Then
came In ranks fifteen camcls. All riding
In the center ON the right flank rode
the two women. with enormous red and
white cotton sunshades stretched be-
hind them: then at an interval of six
rods came fifteen cnmels unattended.
They simply followed the squad In
front. The dun leader and the black
racer had lanyards about their necks.
The other camels had no harness save
the surclngles that held their loads.
In panic n sandstorin, n fuslllade
from Bedoulns, n mirage and race
for water, If Abdullal and All could
grasp these lanynrds the caravan was
saved since the other camels followed
the dun leader and the black racer as
sheep follow the bcllwether.
Abdullnh walked nt the left, abreast
of the dun At intervals he rode the
black racer
The pace OF caravan Is two miles
an hour, but Abdullnh's, the two Grip
pies included, could make two miles
and quarter. The black racer could
make sixty miles day for i've days
without drinking, but at the end Of
such n Journey his hump would be no
larger than plncushlon. and his tenn
per
For centuries It has been the custom
of Sahara caravans TO travel not more
than five miles the first dny.--"The Des-
ert," by Arthur Cosslett Smith, In Scrlb-
ner's.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

Reading will be Of little use without
conversation and conversation will be
apt to run low without reading. Read
Ing fills the lamp and conversation
lights It, Reading Is the food of the
mind and conversation the exercise,
and MS all things are strengthened by
exercise so Is the mind by conversation.
There we shake Off the dust and stiff
ness of retired scholastic life. Our
opinions are confirmed or corrected by
the good opinions OF others, points are
argued, doubts are resolved, difficulties
cleared, directions given and frequent
ly hints started which, If pursued.
would lead to the most useful truths,
like vein Of silver or gold which dl-
rects to II mlne.-Washington Times.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
JAPANESE PROVERBS.
Some Really Fine Sayings worthy
of Universal Acceptance.

The Japanese do not expect TO gather
grapes from thorns or figs Of thistles,
but they phrase our thoughts somewhat
differently. They say, "rhe spawn Of
frogs will become nothing but frogs"
We have n saying, "Desplse not the
day of small things" Their Famous
swords are made OF iron scraplngs" il
much more picturesque.
The Idea of our "All lay the load on
the willing horse" they express by
"Those who know the ropes do most Of
the hauling" While our commonplace
"Out of evil good may come" finds with
them n fine poetical expression I'm "The
lotus springs from the mud" and in
point of poignancy our adding insult
to injury" is vastly inferior to their
Rubbing salt on sore"
The japanese have some really fine
sayings worthy of universal acceptance,
such as "Thine own heart makes the
world" or "rhe poet ut home sees the
entire universe" or "rhe throne of the
god Is on the brow OF righteous man."
Their nice observance of manners Is
evidenced by sayings such as Excess
of pollteness becomes impollteness,"
their national suspiciousness in the like
of Don't trust n pigeon to carry grain"
and the handy mans adherence of
bungler finds expression In numerous
quips such as Learning to swim In a
field" or Scratching the foot with the
shoe on"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

In the crypt Of st. Leonard's church
at Hythe, England, are 1000 skulls.
The remains have been the subject of
much discussion by scientists. They
were once declared to be the bones OF
Danish invaders. Now the balance of
opinion assumes that they are the out
come of battle fought between Vorti-
mer, prince of the Brltons, and the
invading Saxons about A. ID. 456.
Many of the skulls bear the marks of
the battleax. On table on one side
Of the crypt are placed two skulls
which are declared to be typical Saxon
and British, one being long and mar
row and the other short and broad.
The custodian points out i'm another
part Of the crypt what he contempu-
ously describes as common church
yard skull"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

The eggs Of some common birds Of
the present day have never been found.
There is the robin snIpc; Its eggs have
never been seen. An English zoologist
kept man going up and down the
coast of Labrador for weeks purposely
to get robin snpe's egg. but II was In
vain. The bird IL known by thousands
Of people, but II breeds so far north
and so remote from any civilization
that no scientific observer can ever get
to It's nest ere the young are hatched
and have taken to wing. The frlgate
bird that Is so commonly seen at sea
on the Pacific and Off the West Indies
Is such solitary bird and Is so seldom
seen In It's nest during the hours OF day
light that its egg Is rare 1t seems
strange, but the eggs Of so well known
bird ms the sandpiper have never
been found and are almost priceless.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
Words Ending In "Ator."

There never has been any general
rule of pronunciation as to nouns end
Ing in "ator" In Scotland the mode
differed from the English rule in more
usually throwing the accent back. Was
1t not Erskine who in his earlier days,
having spoken of a curator, making the
word dactyl, was interrupted by the
judge before whom he was pleading
with, Curator If you please, Mr..
Erskine; Latin word with long
penultw
THANK you, my lord" was his ready
retort, "for your correction. ! bow to
the authority of SO distinguished a
senator and orator as your lord
ship."-London Spectator.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
PROPERTY.
Real Estate Versus Modern Paper
Evidences of wealth.

What wonderful change has passed
over our entire conception Of the word
"propertyw The writer is old enough
TO remember when nothing except land
and houses were regarded ns true prop
erty, but now man may be n million.
nIre and own nothing that he can see.
A few pieces of paper In box at his
bankers or. better stlll, an inscription
In book OF which he knows nothing ex.
cept that II exists constitutes him man
rich beyond the dreams Of avnrlcc, and,
moreover, n man who has not TO guard
his property and who can realize IT.
which the rich man Of old could not do
In half an hour. IL IL very curious
change and one the full results of
which we have yet TO perceive, but we
suspect that among them Will be mn i'm.
mensc Increase In the amount Of wealth
Mt the disposal OF industry and enter.
prise ana an astonishing decrease IN
the permanence OF the wealthy fnml.
Hes. II IL 50 easy TO spend shares or
bonds. and there are so few to notice
whether you spend them or not. II took
years 10 spend n great landed estate,
but n fortune In bonds may disappear
In year Of unlucky speculation or In
the enrly lifetime OF one spendthrlft
helr.-London Spectator.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
His Two Great Remedies.

"Meddicin chestsP' said the old re-
tired skipper, with snort of contempt
Il didn't ave no such tomfoolery
aboard my ship when were a-goin' to
sea. Ketch me a-coddlin' Of my .croo
No, sir! If so be as wun Of the 'ands
was feelin' queer, sez to i'm: 'W'ere's
the painf Is it above the belt or below
the beltT If e sez it's below the belt,
l gives i'm hemmetic; II g sez it's
above the belt, gives i'm dose O.
hepsom sorlts. Turn my ship hinto a
bloomin' chemists shop! Not me. sir"
London Telegraph.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
EDGAR ALLAN poe.
Ills Dainty Hands, Tropical Counte-
nance ana Good Digestion.

Poc's arms and hands were slender
ana tnpercd very gracefully and gently
down to the ends of his fingers, which
were very tender, gcntlcmnnIy and
ladylike. In fnct, his hnnds were truly
remarkable for their roseatc softncss
and lily white. feminine dcllcncy. You
conld hnye Judged OF his nobility by
his hands.
His face was rather oval, tapcring In
its contour rather suddenly TO the chin,
which was very classical, and, cspc-
tially when he smiled, really hand.
some. His countennnce was tropical In
its aspect, precisely the reverse of his
hcnrt, which, like the fountains OF Sol
omon, hnd long been kept gcaled up ns
something sacred from the vulgar gazc
of the world. his face whenever he
wrote long Mt any one time putting on
n slckly, snllow and rather palld hue,
but never TO such an extent as to indl.
cate lndisposltloD. His digestion was
always good. which Is prlma fncie evil
dence that he was never student.
Ills dress was always remarkably
neat for one In his circumstances. But
I do not believe that It would have
done for him TO have had money. lie
was ruined In his youth. His college
life IN Virginia was the cause of all
his after inebriation. That was the
Internal whirlpool into which was driv-
en- the beautiful milk white ship of his
soul. never to be reclaimed. IL It not
one OF the most remarkable things In
the world that any man OF his abilities
should have been so amennble TO the
dictations Of others?-Poe; ;ChIvers Pa
pers IN Century
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
TrundIc beds ont of Date.

"There are no trundle beds on the
market nowadays" said New York
furniture store salesman. "They are not
manufactured. II has been years since
we carried them I'm stock, and the
chances are that they will never be I'm
vogue again. Science Is against them,
for one thing. Doctors and nurses have
agreed that as promoter Of colds the
trundle bed has no equal. For hyglenc
reasons trundle beds have been super.
seded by cribs and infants beds of a
dlgnlfled height. Fashion has also had
something to DO with the change. Reg
ular beds are now built so low that 1t
would be next to impossible to slip the
trundle bed under them. Perhaps there
may be few out I'm the country dis.
trlcts that have not been seized by
curio collectors or split into klndlng
wood, but you cannot find one In New
York furniture store"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
City of Three Kings.

Do you know what city has been
given the name Of the City Of Three
Kings? 1t Is Cologne, In Germany,
and the reason is that 1t is In Cologne
that the three "kings." or "magl." or
"wlse men" who came to Bethlehem
to offer gifts to the infant Jesus are
supposed to be buried.
According to an ancient legend, their
bones were brought from Milan to Co
logne by the Emperor Frederick Bar
barossa In 1162 and presented to the
archbishop of Cologne.
Visitors to the cathedral are shown
the supposed souls of the magl, stud
ded with diamonds and inscribed with
the wise mems names I'm rubies.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

Plants used In love dlvinations are
common. In many parts of England
and Scotland the familiar southern
wood Is known as lads love-" lad
loyelass" or lads love and lasses' de-
light" Another British name for the
plant Is "old mans love" or simply "old
man." from Its use recommended by
Pliny. In Woburn. Mass, this herb Is
called boys love-" and 1t is said that II
u girl tucks a bit in her shoe she will
marry the first boy she meets.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
MANS LITTLE TOE.
esssntists Declare Tint n In Doomed
90 nm EnrlN End.

60 mn Early End.
Eminent scientists assert that the
small toe of the human foot Will be
crowded out Of existence by the end Of
the present century. Such IL the view
OF chiropodlsis generally und OF physl
clans who have given the matter more
than pnssng consideration. says the
Philadelphia Press.
Just ns, according 10 Darwin, the tail
was crowded out OF the human bony
skeleton many ngcs bnck because II had
no useful functions 10 perform. just as
the vcrmiform appendix. the only up.
parent function OF which IN to ncccssI
tntc dangerous and expensive opera.
lions, will eventually find no place In
humnu anatomy, 30, according to pres
cnt Indications. the little toe must ultI
mately disappear altogether
Whether or not the big toe IN Nil that
IL needed In walking aud running IN n
question which has not yet been salts
fnclorIly answered, but the fact re.
mains that athletic instructors and
couchcs have universally strlvcn To- de.
vclop the big toe at the expense Of the
others In the trimming OF fast rInncrs
aud football players. and to that end
the shoes have been made so narrow
that any possibility OF using the little
toe hns been prccludcd.
Between the modern method Of walk
Ing and the wearing Of tight fitting
shoes the little toe Is doomed to nn ear
ly end
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28

Spermaceti, which is often used in
ternally in catarrh and other affections,
as well as in the form of ointments for
wounds and excoriations Of the skin, Is
obtained from the head of a monster of
the whale kind which abounds In the
sohh seas, while the highly esteemed
ambergris is only condition of dis
ease in the same animal
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
A Mighty NInn.

Topham, the prince of English strong
men, had knots of muscles where the
armpits are in the ordinary man. He
could take a bar of iron ~ inches in
diameter and 8 feet long, place the
middle Of it over the back of his neck
and then force the ends forward until
they met before his face. On one occa-
sion he called upon a village black
smith and made Of him an everlasting
enemy by picking up number of
horseshoes and swapping them in two
as easily as If they had been pine
sticks.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
RIDGwAY & CLEARFIELD RAILROAD
and Connections.


J.B. HUTCHINSON J.R. WOOD,
Gen Manager Gen. Pa sA g
risburg and principal intermediate stations,
arriving at Philadelphia 1882 d. M. New
York 1923 p. M, Baltimore 1880 p. M, Wash
ington s:35 y. m. Vestibuled parlor cars
phia and Washington.
400 D. m.-Train Q, daily, for Har-
risburg and intermediate stations, arr
riying at Philadelphia 4:25 A. Nj New ork,
7.13 n. MI baltimore, 2.30 a. M; Washington
Harrisburg 10 Philadelphia and New York.
PHILADELPHIA passengers can remain In
sleeper undisturbed until 1880 A. M.
11:06 pm.-Train 4,daily for Sunbury, Harris
burg and intermediate stations, arriving at
4. n. on weekdays and 10.3s A M ON Sum
day; Baltimore, 7;15 A. M; Washington, $3.50
A. N. Pullman sleepers from Erie,
and Williamsport to philadelphia, and
coaches from Erie to Philadelphia, and
Williamsport TO Baltimore.
1927 p.m.-- Train IA, daily for sunbury Harris
burg and principal intermediate stations ar
riving at Philadelphia 7:22 a. m, New York
baltimore 7:15 q. M, Washington. $3.50 m.
Vesrlbuled buffet sleeping cars and pas
eenger coaches, Buffalo TO Philadelphia and
washington WESTWARD
a;23 a. m.-Train q daily for Buffalo via
as Z. m.-rrain %, daily for Erie Rjde-
way, and week days for Dubois, Clermont
and principal intermediate stations.
ESQ :: m.--Traln ., daily for Erie and inter-
~ 3 4.1Tssin Is, daily for Buffalo via
~ s. = = Tfsin q, weekdays for Kane and
in(GTme mediatostations
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
A Beautiful HULL,

An Irish editor being unable to obtain
a sutficiency of news for his daily pa
per, made the following extraordinary
announcement: "Owing to an unusual
pressure Of matter we are today oblig.
ed to leave several columns blank"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1903-01-28
HIS ADOIOHY.

"You mustn't eat with your knife"
said the city relative reprovingly.
Excuse me-" answered Farmer
Corntossel penitently. 81 thought they
was regular knives. ! didn't know they
was only imitation. same as the pillow
shams. Washington Star.