The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-05-15
OUTLINES OF OKLAHOMA.

Roger Nils county reports its fruit in
good shape
| More churches are built during good
times. but less people get salvation.
I Carfmen is undoubtedly fiourishing. Its
latest success is a book on botany. Tit
publisher is a native OF the town.
\ policeman spoit q sensational story
+ at FL Reno Tuesday. He killed mad
dog.
The Times-Journal OF oklahoma City
| declares that the New Orleans-Denver
/ line is assured.
! Judge MeAtee VIII always ind a home
7 in Oklahoma City. He urged the dentists
/ TO start college tFele.
/ The Kay county farmers declare that
pasturing wheat is a poor plan. They
are judging from last year.
i An Enid woman lost pair Of diamond
ear drops al the circus It's bad news.
/ but it reads wei for Enid.
/ Tom Hensley observed while the gov
ernor was in FL Reno to get Hitchcock
! that at the reception he sat Ike a poor
/ boy at husking.
/ Ell Reno's mayor failed 70 mention the
! presence Of Governor Ferguson IN his
speech and now he is advertising Tor !
faithful memory
Tom Hensley and J. I. Isenberg got to-
! gether the other day and there IS. a sus-
picion at large shat they have solved the
/ statehood matter.
| The gas well drilling at Blackwell is
/ becoming as strenuous as the expected
arrival of stork. Another vein is look
/ ed for at any minute
/ youth at Enid was nearly run over
/ by bicycle on the walk. He swore he
would have the next one arrested. II was
she. Now he's a perjurer.
What is done viii be done without
/ further delay" Thus spoke Hitchcock a
/ Lawton, and now If he wants 10 run for
anything. he can count on Lawton.
| The rifiing of mail sacks at FL Reno
recalls many of the incidents of the early
! day. But this kind of incident dOeSn' Z
belong to the early day any more than
! to any other time. Look at the eastern
states.
| \ young couple in Wods county had
! been married four weeks when they dis
! covered that being married by a notary
public as they We're was not legal. They
| straightway found a preacher and were
| welded again. The account doesn't say
! how they dragged the groom TO the altar
| the second time.
Enid Wave: A man came to Enid the
other day and made up his mind TO sam
pie the new drink called ice cream. He
went into restaurant and said: Il be-
! lieve I'll try your new drink. Give me
I some ice cream" When il came he did
not know what it was and finally asked
! the caterer why he did not bring his ice
/ cream.
| Blackwell News: FL Reno is up in
| arms for fear the Rock Island railroad
1 will run a line of track through the grave
/ yard of that city. This is grave matter,
and we don't blame the people for rail-
/ ing against the railroad. However the
| Rock Island hasn't a dead cinch in its
| undertaking, for according 10 a recent
| act Of the legislature the legality of such
! action is enshrouded in doubt. The pres
ent law makes it a penalty for dead
/ head to ride over a railroad. and il ought
( to work both ways and make it penalty
/ for the railroad TO ride over the dead
/ heads.
/ I'll Reno Democrat: When anybody
| gets more fun out Of anything than our
/ friend Cusey over 1T Darlington they
must get up early in the morning and
keep busy all day. While the parade was
on in honor of Secretary Hitchcock this
morning a crowd of strangers got on the
{ scene little late and just as Mr.. Cusey
| was driving in from Darlington. This
/ crowd somehow imagined our robust
/ friend from Darlington was the honored
guest of the city. Mr.. Hitchcock and the
! old gent caught on quickly and carried
/ out the joke TO a FRAGILE He bowed 20
/ the cheering crowd right and left. drove
( up to the curb at the Crow mercantile
/ establishment, stepped gracefully upon
| the sidewalk. ordered his team cared for
| and then was ready TO greet his constitu-
/ ency. among whom were several travel
! ing men, who after explanations enjoyed
/ the joke hugely.