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Evening journal., 1903-07-03
If Shamrock Should Win.
rom the New York Wordd

We need not be downeast however the
coming yacht races may turn out. II we
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

When darkness closes round. at last
And to his God he has confessed,
lie wants to feel, till all is past,
His head against a woman's breast.
S. Es Kiser, in Chicago Record
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
lola WAS A ~NEURoPArH.-
Great Author So Described by French
Experts.

Great Author So Described by French
Ex0erts-
Zola- who used his pen on others
as a dissecting knife. submitted him
self some years ago TO a detailed med
ical examination in the general in
terests Of anthropology. frankly recog-
niziug the fact that Max Nordau saw
in him an excellent Illustration OF his
theory. Of the connection between gen
Jus and degencracy- Not all those OBJ
servati0ns nor his own answers to
questions about himself were pub
Iishcd during his life. but there IS now
no need for reticence-
He had a wrinkIed forehead when
he was G, he had morbid ideas" IN
til he was 50; and then. when sue
cess came In at the door. they es-
capped by the window With his intel-
Iectual power went a lack of nervous
equilibrium. and though he had a
strong viii and tenacity OF purpose,
he had feeble powers of concentration
and attention. and in later years an
uncertain memory. He had bad sight
and no ear for music The French
experts who examined hira gave their
verdict IN a word-he was a ''neurO
path"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Henrietta Of Orange-Nassau. became
the wife Of Frederick William. eIector
OF Brandenburg. suTnamed the Great
Elector.
The great elector obtained the
duchy Of Prussia from the king OF
Poland and finally he annexed Mag
deburg. Minden ard a great part Of
Pomerania.
In 1913 ChatillOn was raised TO a
dUchy in favor OF the nephew OF
Louise This nephew bore his brave
ancestors name Of Gaspard de COIig-
ny. but he had only one son. who
died without issue. So. in 1857. the
male line of the Colignys persisted and
Chatillon fell 90 the 3IOntmOrencys-
The COligny castle did not belong
to the family until 1437. when Kath-
crime de Saligny brought the castle
into the COligny family as her dOwry
when she married William Il of Col
igny.
The COlignys were native to the
east OF France. close TO the boundar-
les Of Savoy. There were a bunch Of
the dukes OF Burgundy. so the kaiser
could no doubt get heralds 10 find for
him that he is permitted to display
the Burgundian eagle i'm the red field
in addition 10 his other arms.
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One Ans,nrr for AL.

Lancaster. n Y. March 3Oth--Post-
master Remers is still in receipt Of
many letters asking If his cure has
held good
Il viii be remembered that some
time ago the particulars Of Mr. Re
mers' case were published in these
columns He had been very low with
Diabetes. Physicians could do moth
ing 20 save him and he grew worse
and worse till someone recommended
Dodd's Kidney Pills. A treatment Of
this remedy was begun and when eight
boxes had been taken Mr. Remers
began TO see an improvement. which
continued as the treatment proceeded
till he was completely restored
He has since enjoyed perfect health
and is as robust and able a man as any
in Lancaster. Interviewed the other
day he said:
Many people wrote TO me when the
story Of my case was first printed and
some write TO ne yet asking If the
cure was only temporary and If the
diabetes has returned. / have only one
answer to everybody. Three years ago
/ was very low with diabetes. The
best physicians failed TO help me and
DCdd's Kidney Pills cured me l am
well and strong and have not had the
slightest return OF the old trouble"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

An honest farmer. 50 the story goes.
vent TO a lawyer for some advice. He
vas in no particular need Of advice.
but he thought IL would be q good
thing TO have in the house.
The lawyer wrote a few words on q
bit OF paper. which he gave 10 the
farmer. charging him SO
When the farmer got home IL was
pretty late. and his boys and The hired
man had about decided not 10 haul IN
the hay.
Wen haul il in said the farmer
Il have consulted a lawyer. and while
I haven't read his advice. / have no
doubt he tells me never to put OF til
tomorrow what can do today"
Accordingly they all pretty nearly
broke their backs and hauled in the
hay. But il did not rain that night
Instead. the barn took FIRE and burned
10 the ground
The next morning the farmer
thought he would read the lawyers
advice. Just for a cod.
II ran something like this
Keep up your insurance
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MORE THAN HALF.
suffer From cOHee Drinking.


Coffee does not set up disease with
al people using il. on the other hand
IL absolutely does create disease IN
thousands and thousands or cases
perfectly well authenticated and
traceable directly 70 coffee and moth
ing else
This statement may hurt the feel
fngs Of some coffee drinkers but the
facts are exactly what they are.
Make inquiry OF some OF your COZ
fee drinking friends. and you may be
certain OF one thing, one half OF
them. yes more than half. suffer from
some sort Of fncipient OF chronic dis
ease. II you want 70 prove It's the
coffee. or would prefer 10 prove It is
lot the coffee in these cases. take
coffee away from those persons for
from ten days TO a month. don't
change the food fl any other way but
give them Postum Food Coffee. and
the proof Of whether coffee has been
the trouble OF not viii be placed be
fore you in unmistakable terms
yOung lady IN the St Mays
Academy, Winnipeg. Can says
-One Of our teachers suffered a long
while from indigestion She was q
coffee drinker. She became worse
steadily and finally vas reduced 70
point where the stomach did lot
retain any food, then electricity was
tried but without avail She. o.
course. grew weak very fast and the
doctor said the case Ess practically
incurable-
About that time I was attracted 20
a statement in one OF the papers re-
garding the poisonous effect Of cot
Zee AID the value Of Postum Food
CoRee. The statement was not ex-
travagant but cOuched IN terms that
won ny confidence ard aroused ne
10 the belief that Il was true. I per
suaded our teacher TO leave OF the
morning cup Of coffee altogether and
use Postum Food Coffee
a change took place she began
10 get better she has now regafned
her strength aid IS able 70 eat almost
every kind o. foos AID has taken her
position as teacher again Name
given b PoEtua Co. Battle Creek
'dick.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
siznatnrc Went Free

A Genoa paper tells this delightful
story al Americas expense When the
Duke Of Eeragua. the descendant Of
Christopher Columbus. visited Chicago
he inquired at a telegraph Office the
charge for a telegram 10 the city OF
Columbus OF ten words Fifteen
cents answered the official. not in
GLIDING the signature. which is wired
free. WhereUpon the duke wired
Mayor. Columbus Shall visit your
city next Monday OF Tuesday" And
he signed it, -CrIsrobal Colon de To-
LEGO y I-arreateEui de Ia Cerda Ramirez
de Baquedancy ante Almirante y AIDE
iantaLo Mayor dc las Judas Marques
de Jamaica. Duque dc Eeragua Y de IA
VEGA. Grande dc Esuana. Senator del
RENE. Caballero de IA insiEne Ordeu
del Toison d-Oro- Gran Cruz de la Con
ce1tion de Nillaviciosa- Gentil HOmbr5
de Camarra del Rey de Espsna"
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ed their power steadily BY war, bar
ter and marriage. writes Walter l.
MallOy in the Chicago News
He has been able 10 enjoy the de-
sire to the full extent in the case OF
practically all the old family castles.
for they are within the empire.
but there is one exception And It
is enc OF the most important Of his
ancestral homes. for from It there
came some Of tie best and most his
toric blood that runs in the present
imperial veins.
II is the h ne Of the great CCIgnys.
only eighty miles from Paris. There
one Of the best and most remarkable
ancestresses Of the Hohenzollerns
was born
The memory Of the Admiral de Col
igny. the great HuguenOt, who per
ished in the bloody yespers. is kept
so green in France that his old home,
with the remnant Of the castle. is a
proud historic monument Of the
French people. They do not. how
ever, love 70 admit that il is also
an ancestral seat Of the German en-
perOT.
The French blood in the HohenzOl-
lern line is direct Louise Henrietta
Of Orange-Nassau, the great-grand-
daughter Of Admiral de COligny. mar
ried the great electOr, Frederick vii
liam Of Brandenburg. who won the
sovereignty Of the Prussia which then
was a duChy.
Il was this same marriage which
made the present HOhenzOllerns des-
cendants also Of the great prince of
Orange. William the Silent, who
broke the power of Spain in the
Netherlands, Louise Henrietta having
been the daughter Of William the 81
lent and his wife. Louise de Coligny,
who was the daughter OF the ad-
miral
The French ancestral home Of the
kaiser lies in the little town Of Chatil-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
KAISER IS PART FRENCH
German Emperor Has Blood of the Great Admiral de Col
igny "a HIS Veins-Is Also Descendant of the
Famous William the Silent

peace But all her efforts to obtain
honorable burial for her martyred
father were futile After the mob had
dragged his body through the streets
the government issued an edict that
the dead man was 10 be hanged in
the place Of execution II was 1893
before IL was possible 20 bury the ad-
miral in his home in ChatillOn-
In 1883 Louise married again Her
second husband was the great VII
liam OF Orange Once more she went
through years OF war and terror for
her faith. Bravely she remained by
the side Of her brave husband. And
again il was her lot 70 see her be
loved killed before her eyes, when
the Infamous Balthazar Gerard assass-
mated him TO win the reward offered
by the Spaniards.
William and Louise had a son. Fred
erick Henry His daughter, Louise
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

loE-sUr-LOinE, on the BANS Of the Riy-
er LONG. II is in the present depart
ment OF the LOiret. which used 70 be
the great province OF Orleans. init
mately connected with the most stir
ring and impressive periods of French
history. ChatillOn-sur-LOing is about
forty miles from the city OF Orleans.
Il went 10 sleep long ago and has not
the least desire to wake up.
To-day there remains only the great
tower. Of a curious OctagOnal shape,
the remnant Of a part Of the sur
rounding wall. and a beautiful fOUn-
tain made by the Huguenot sculptor
Jean GOujOn. to show what a mighty
castle protected the COignys in their
bloody days
In ColiEny intense faith never be
came fanaticism- He was one Of the
clearest minds in France and his pro
jects for the advancement OF the ma
ton we're those of a statesman he
could see far beyond the terrible en-
Engagements Of his time. and history
has. pronounced the verdict that. had
he been permitted 10 impress his pol
fcies more powerfully on the land Of
rance II WDAAA nave AH=4 hc1--4
beneficial 70 his country.
Admiral de Coligny had no better OF
drawer helper in his aims and strUg-
giles than his daughter Louise A
beautiful and talented woman. she
was as courageous as she was de-
voted. Through all the bitterness and
terror OF religious feuds she re-
NAMED uuterrifed and steadfast.
She married one OF her fathers
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
RUssIA's GREAT SALT MINES
InexhaustihIe Stores Found in the
Khirgiz Steppes.

lneEn5uStihle stores FOUND m the
Khirgiz StePPes-
In the KhirEiz steppes Of southern
Russia is a strange settlement named
Hetzk from which 242S3 tons OF salt
comes every year. This salt. IL has
been shown by recent borinEz. ex-
tends TO a depth Of $50 feet below the
surface Of the earth
At present the workers have dug
down 10 a depth of 39s feet. where
they are taking the salt out OF an i'm
mense and beautiful chamber that is
TS4 feet long and 175 feet high When
seen I'm the radiance OF the electric
lights this underground cavern shines
like a fairy palace. for walls and roofs
and pillars are snowy white and beset
with myr.ads OF crystals. each Of
which gives a reflection of its own
The great pieces OF salt are blasted
out with powder just IS If the mine
were a stone quarry
II IS very hard % use metal in the
mines. for the salt eats f. away quick
~ On the contrary. wood is harden.
ed and preserved beautifully By t.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

One man in New York had social as
BiratiOns which have somewhat warped
his admiration Of his hOmespun father
The father actually sometimes relapses
into the barbarism Of eating with his
knife But the man has a little son
whose eyes seek and ind out the truth
One day the little boy licked some
mashed potatoes from his knife and his
mother chided him Sammy. dear.
she said. only stupid people eat with
their knives" How can you say that
mammal cried the child Grandpa
eats with his knife, and he made all
our money
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Positively Brutal.
She Cat the pianO)-"HOw do you
Ike my playing2 I play only by ear.
you know"
He "a savage Hem,
Why don't you consult an aurist?"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

TO weIl-condtioIed men work IS q
10Y: under normal conditions, fer
healthful men il IS always a Joy The
spiritual meaning behind the hard face
which toll wears makes itself diullE
understood at times. and men sing et
their. tasks not only out Of pure eLu5-
erance Of good spirits and sound
health. but because there IS something
essentially rhythmicsl and harmonious
in their toll The song OF the sailor
at the wiadlass is a song OF fellowship.
an expression Of the deepened con
sciousness OF strength and exhilaration
which comes from standing together in
joint putting forth OF strength
Hamilton Wright Nabie-
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conaressnan cannon,s aPresent..

One evening Congressman Cannon
slipped over 20 AdJutant General Cor
bins house. where he and the general
had a little duel at poker. Cannon
is an inveterate smoker and hasf a
dozen times during the session got
up and walked over 20 tie fireplace
10 knock the ashes on his cigars.
When he was leaving COrbin asked
him 20 come over soon and Joe said.
Sure, and III bring a little present
with ne What sort Of q present
congressman -Oh. not a very ex-
pensive one-just a tin sDittOon. ]
can afford IL cut OF ny winnings.'
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Poor Opinion of Eszly.

What can you tell me about Esau2"
asked the Sunday school teacher Of
the juvenile class
'Esau," replied a little fellow, with
all the confidence Of one who feels
himself on safe ground, was a teller
what wrote a book and snapped the
copyright for a mess of potash"
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truest comrades. Charles de Theligny,
who had fought by Caspard de COlg-
ny's side in almost al his wars
In the night Of St BaTthOiomeE,
Aug q. 1872. her father and her hus-
band were both massacred-
She herself escaped only as b. a
miracle and managed TO reach Switz-
erland. where the CaIvinists paid her
honor There. despite the horrors
through which she had passed. she
remained a powerful and influential
factor in the growth Of the new faith-
Finally she was permittc , return
10 LierTflle. her husbands estate. and
she lived there for some years IN
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
An Odor of Cloves.

Although a bride of but three short
months she had her troubles, and
quite naturally made a confdant Of
her mother
My dear child" said the old lady,
IF yOu would have neither eyes nor
ears when your husband comes home
late from his club, you might be hap
pier"
Perhaps you're right. ma an
swered the young wife with a soulful
sigh. but what am 1 to do with my
Gose2"
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Perhaps Thew Did.

The bride-O, Jackl How delight
fully romantic it is to think that we
are actually an clipping couple.
The sTOOm-YOU don't regret ii, do
you, darling2
The bTide-O, no. But I do wish
We could have eIOped with fathers
consent.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

When the Duke of Devonshire
paused a moment in the mad whirl Of
parliamentary life TO remark that the
speech of King Edward was not full
1t may be that he was throwing a sop
10 the Woman's Christian Temperance
uniOn
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
The Very Smallest.

suppose said the sanctum visit
OF, there IS nothing too small to es-
cape your observation
NO" replied the rural editor. not
even the man who tries to get his Do
per for nothing"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

That meteors contain gold has been
demonstrated before the Royal Soci-
ETY. OF New South Waies. This sug
gests that the thousands OF tons Of
meteOTic dust which fan upon the
earth each year deposit gold every
where.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
The Enete East.

Wabash-.How long did it take
you to do that pixture?"
French Artist proudly am on.
gage upon it for seek months
Wabash-'Just as thought
You're dead slow over here. Why. I've
saw fellers in Chicago turnin' them
things out while ye wait. -PhiladeI-
phia Press.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Efforts are being made to improve
the quality Of the whiskey now being
sold in Paris. Perhaps il is the Paris
ian brand of liquor that is responsible
for the development Of so many rattle
Drained anarchists in France
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Sidney Lee. our distinguished Eng
1ish visitor, says there isn't nearly 50
much rush and hurry in American
life as he had supposed. Mr.. Lee has
evidently formed an agreeable i'm
preston Of Philadelphia.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

she married one Of her fathers
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

A new and positively successful
remedy for nervous prOstratiOn Of
women has been discovered by
New York man. He sent his wife to
a sanitOrium and she elOped with a
doctor.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
OhstinacN.

Sir" she cried, If you kiss me,
III shrek"
If it's all the same to you" he said
politely. why not Shrek frst?r
Sir" she coldly remarked, i de-
cline to Shrek at all"
Then he kissed her
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Stirred up perhaps by competition
from Mt Pelee, VesUviUs is now
throwing up ashes and explosive in
candescent globes-sOmething new.
apparently, in the way Of volcanic fire
works
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Perhaps the minister who had in his
possession when he was arrested out
in AttlebOrO a little book entitled
How 10 Mix Fancy Drinks" was pre-
pairing to deliver an address on tenn
perance
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
A Preiudioed Deduction.

Waggsby--SO De Wruyter says he
wrote ninety-Eine poems last year,
does hep
Naggsby-'I understood him to say
better than a hundred
Waggsby- That's what meant by
ninety-nine- Pve read his poems
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Thames penny steamers for some
thing better. Now here is a chance
for Canada to make a start with her
new navy
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
To 20 HlnseIf -

See here, cried the customer. this
here suits too tight for me"
Vel, my fTiendt," replied the misft
dealer. before I would let you lose so
great a bargain I viii t'row IN a bottle
OF anti-fat nit it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

That Berlin custom Of introducing
pet tigers to high society functions is
at least preferable to the New York
fashion of inviting monkeys in to din
ner TO lend an air of intellectual depth
TO the conversation.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
Fertile in Expedients.

DeGarry-You let the other fellow
put his arm around you.
DOIly-Pshawi We were dancing
DeGarry-But can't dance
DOlIy-Theh why don't you take
me out for a ride?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
What She Would Have

Grandma, / am years old tO-mor
row, and I'm going to have a caks
with FIVE candles on It"
What would you do If you were
sos. like me?'
I'D have fireworks. Life.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

A scientific sharp in Germany as
serts that he has found 100000 mi
probes in a quart of strawberries. This
calls to mind the old saying that
doubtless God might have made a bet
ter berry than the strawberry, but
doubtless God never did.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
unpIeasant Either -.

Husband don't think We would
better accept the Pinktons' invitation
70 dinner, because If we 90 We are
not in a position to return it
Wife-But if we don't they'll know
that is the reason
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Investors have about reached the
conclusion that there is no way to get
rich quick, and Mr.. Carnegie has
clearly demonstrated the fact that
there is no way to get poor quick.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
Fatal Error.

Markley-I was foolish enough to
remark to my wife that I rather ad-
mired those new waists that button
down the back. So she got one
Ascum-Well, you practically told
her to get it.
Markley-Oh. that was all right, but
now she insists that she must have
maid to button il for her.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
Nothino In II.

At the request Of the confirmed
dyspeptic the operator was taking
an X-ray photograph Of the seat OF
his trouble.
This, I suppose" remarked the
sufferer, with a ghastly attempt 10
be facetiOUs, "'is what might be called
taking light exercise On an empty
stomach"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Talk about our democracy if you
will, but kindly note that an ex-tramp
and present working cooper succeeds
Lord Charles BeTesfOrd in the British
commons
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Federal officials have decided that
betting on horse races is not a lottery.
Certainly not In a lottery you have
one chance in a thousand to win
something.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

Eleven months in the year the peo-
pie who live on the banks of the Mis-
sissippi are proud because it is the
greatest river on the continent One
month in the year they wish it wasn't
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17

After years of delay Mr.. J. Pierpont
Morgan is building a library for his
personal use at a cost of $500. 600.
Could he have been waiting for an Of
fer from Mr.. Carnegie?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
u Hn Hin

Kwoter-Wen. after all. you know,
beauty is only skin deep.
NeEitt-Yes. and the people who
refer to that fact most are usually ex-
tremely chin skinned about 1t
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
Not : Fiction.

Il dent think it's nice thing TO
tay Of Mrs Odsent that she gOt her
husband at a bargain counter
"Oh. but it's true. He was the young
man that saved her life in crush
at a glove sale at Spotcash's one day"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-04-17
His Reason.

Smithkins-There's old Bifkins. I
don't care to meet him Let's turn
this way. Last summer requested a
loan Of $50.
TiHkins-Well, he ought to have
obliged you; he's rich enough
Smithkins-The trouble is he did
Smart Set.