The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1903-10-24

the b0ttom.-Cnlcaz DaIy news
Mrs. Kidlett-John, why do you al
ways cali our boy 'coffeeT DIR. Kid
lett--Cause he keeps us awake nights
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
ggestive.-Knicker-W Was It an up
to-date wedding7 Knocker-Yes. In
deed; they threw breakfast food in
stead OF rice.-New York Herald.
An absorbing narrative: First Phil
adelphian-How is that book7 Excit-
ing? Second Phiiadelphian-Why l
sat up all day reading it.-Town Top
les.
At the seaside: Clerk-That back
piazza Is pretty shaky. 1t may break
down some night. Proprietor-Must
it be rebuilt7 Clerk-Oh, no; light 1t
Uptown Topics
At the photographers: Have l the
pleasant expression you needT" Voice
from under the eloth)-Perfectly. sir"
'"Ihen let her go quick. governor; 1t
hurts my face Life.
A New Annunciator.-Guest Qn cheap
lods,ng house)-Say. there amt no bell
In ny room. Clerk-Datll be all right,
mister. III youse want anything wiring
de towel seel-Chicago News.
As defined: Say. mamma" queried
little Mary Ellen, whats a dead let
terT' ANY letter that Is given to
your father TO mail. my dear" replied
the wise mother.-Chicago News.
Employer-Yes, l advertised for a
strong boy. Think you will fill the
bill7 Applicant-Well. l just finished
lickin' nineteen other applicants out
in de hall.-Philadelphi Inquirer.
The Ruling Power.-The Peddler-I
want to see the mistress OF the house.
The Master-Do you? Then step
around to the kitchen door and ask
for the cook.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Sincerity: "One O. de sad things
bout dis life" said Uncle Eden, us
dat it's so much easier to depend on
de enmity of yoh enemies dan on de
friendship OF yoh friends. Washing
ton Star.
Lacked experience: Mamma-Don't
let me catch you in a lie again. you
naughty boy, JOHNNY won't IL
can help 1t; but l haven't had the ex-
perience that pa has had--Boston
Transcript.
I'm glad to see that you respect
your parents. Elmer" said the minis
ter. 1--WE just got to do it," replied
the little fellow. "Why. either one OF
them could lick me with one hand
Chicago News.
First Explorer-We must hurry
back. Second Explorer-But tbs
North Pole is ours If we keep on
First Explorer-But II we don't ge
back now, wen be too late for the lee
ture season.-Life.
Had won her: The chronic bachelo
finally turned to the quiet man, WHIT
had taken no part in the discussion
"Weuld you. sir" he said. marry tn
best woman in the world?" Il did.
was the reply.-Judge-
Young wife-what do you do whel
your husband gets cross and wants I
= scold? Wife with experienced rea
} him one or two of the letters he use
to write to me before we were mai
: ried.-Baltimore American.
Bigby-rm saving up money to g
to Europe. Higby-Indeed! How al
!. you getting onl Bigby-Finel I've a
ID ready got together enough for ii
se tins. and as soon as l can scare u
ns travelling expenses I'm off.-Chicag
Daily News
Not a -Giles-Take two letter
from money" and one is left Mile
81 is that Joke. Yes. verify" "Wel
w 1 know of a fellow who took none
from two letters" That's goo
- Joke" mot it; he got twelve monthsl
Spare Moments.
~ Patsy-Mom. won't yer gimme m
candy. now? Mrs. Casey-Didn't
tell ye OF wouldn't give ye amy at a
a II We didn't kape still? Fstsy-Yes'n
il but Mrs. Casey-Well. the longs
We kape still the sooner ven get IT,
Philadelphia Press.
II reckon you won't believe It," II
marked Farmer Hayrix. but that oil
rooster what jist crowd is more'n
4 years old" "Oh. believe 1t all rigl
: enough" replied the summer boarde
!. "snd l am also willing to believe thu
y the old hen we had for dinner was b
J. grandmother.-Chica Daily News.
i Casey-Shure. they do be tellin' n
/ that Big Moike Monohan wor knoc
|. ed down be an autymobiie. yisterda.
10 wor there anv bones broke, ! dunno
Il Conley-Troth. an there wor; tn ow
s er av tn divil-wagon got his MOI
i, broke, tn chawfer got his jaw brok
II an Big Moike broke tn sicond knuck
N av his roIght fisht.-Puck-
A. Peters-Her marriage is like r
81 nance. Parr-So? Peters-Yes; 81
eloped with her fathers chauffeu
The automobile blew up and kilt
- him before they got TO the ministe
O. The man who rescued her from Il
e. wreck proposed 10 her on the WI
- home. and was accepted. They we
70 married esterday.-Baltimors Anne
is can.
- No difference: The Frenchman d
IA not know all about the English la
guage. u would like to come see y
~ YER much. In fact. l would ha
. 4 came only l thought you we're W
,us busy. I do not like 10 cockroach up
III your time" mot 'cockroach.' tina
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