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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22
HEARD IN PASSING

The late B.. F. Jones of Pittsb burg left a fortune of over $1I,OO0,O0O. IT there are any unmarried daughters England is ready to do the rest.--Chl- ca,go Record Herald.
 New Britain is agitating street signs; Bridgeport, with fine new signs on every corner, coincides with the New Britain agitators. But it took a long time to get street signs in this city," Bridgeport Post.
 Mir Tillman has been released from the custody of the law, and walks the earth free man. and is entitled to the protection of the law. We do not envy him hiss freedom--the dead man is far happier than the living. Charleston, >. C., New and Courier.
 Connecticut jury regards deliber- ate murder by poisoning as manslaugh- ter, and a South Carolina one the de- liberate killing of an unarmed man as yjustifable homicide. Tillman's ac- quittal was expected, and, disgraceful as it is. Connecticut iuries have matched it.--Bridgepor Farmer.
 If John Alexander Dowies manages to escape from New York with few remnants of the 25,000,O00 he anlassed in Chicago and succeeds in evading the police for any length of time. he will indeed be worthy of all the enconliums of praise for his shrewdness that the English language can express. Hart ford Telegram.
 District Attorney Jerome addressed four fusion meetings in Brooklyn last night and was well received at three Of them. But the fourth meeting was largely made up, of the special friends of Seth Low and they went cut in such numbers when Mir Jerome began speaking that he was obliged to cut l1i his remarks very short. It was a iyeri ta ple frost" and must have been a,new ex- perience for the lively district attor- ney.-Hartford Times.
 The point to be made Is that. m order to keep the democratic party united for the national election next year, the city of New York must be given into the control of Tamma1y to be despoiled at the pleasure of that or ganization, because Tammany is an or ganization of democrats. The whole effort seems to be to draw thes party lines strictly and to ignore the question of clean and honest city government This may succeed, but we doubt it. Boston Herald
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22
ITALY's KING AND QUEEN.

s 7 C 4 .
 The king and queen have been among the most abstenlious guests at the magnificent banquets given in their honor. The king drinks no wine ex. cept a little champagne when a toast Is proposed. and he never snaasses. At the luncheon at Rambouillet his ma. 1esty scarcely touched the dishes laid before him.
 An. incident that is causing nnuS1 nirth occurred when the queen wa leaving the Elysee on Saturday. A diminutive messenger boy arrived from a telegraph office on a bicycle. After forcing his way through tho crowds he rode rapidly into the prin- cipal entrance. where he was instantly arrested with some roughness by tn vigilant gendarmes. He was released however, when he pantingly exclaimed that he was the bearer of dispatch totthe queen. "It's news of the health Of her children he said. whereupon one of the gentlemen fin waiting took the message to her majesty. The boy departed with an air of+triumph. The telegram announced that the children were well.
 As she left the Louvre her majesty noticed that girl of B. an infant du peuple. who had eluded the guards and stood watching the queen with open eyed admiration. The queen ar- preached. inquired the child's age, erl- braced her, and said: "Sois sage, Je me souveindra de toi.' f'tBe good will remember YOU. .'')--Paris Correspon- dence of the London Times.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22

Our two contemporaries, the Aneri- can and Republican, are ignorant of the number 1t takes to make quorum in the board of aldermen. or else they are working the absent racket for po- litical effect If the republicans are so anxious to do business why do not the members of that party get around and go ahead? As a matter of fact, the re-, publicans have nine members on the board, one more than quorum. The democrats may not be attending to their duties but there are republican aldermen in the same boat with them. If there was fat office to be given you may be sure the republicans would be there. If the republican aldermen want to do business slet them collect their own members and go ahead, and, when they have done this they will find at least some. if not all. of the demo- cratic members will be on deck to help them out.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22
THE RATTLEsNAKE's RIDE.

While James Bellew and John flag gerty of Sedalia. were driving with a horse from n livery stable the other day they saw a rattlesnake basking in the sunlight beside the road. They got out and attacked it with a buggy whip and stones. When it quit rat tling and lay still. they threw 1t into the bottom of the buggy and took 1t to town to show to their friends. When they returned the rig to the sta ble they neglected to remove the snake from the buggy, and the sequel followed couple of hours later when the liveryrnan went out for drive in the same buggy. taking. a friend along with him. After driving q few blocks a mysterious noise and rat ting was heard under the buggy seat, His snakeship had regained a portion of his former activity and was try inr to escape. The parties In the buggy started to make an investiga- ton and when they came unexpected lv upon the snake both of them jump ed from the buggy and climbed over the nearest fence. The horse turned around and walked back to the stable, the hverynan and his friend follow ine behind at safe distance.--Se- dalia Democrat.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22

Mir Monk, yes he added, after look ing down through the hole which the fearful jolting had made in the coach roof-"yes, can see him! He is there. :"
 "Mr Greeley" said the chairman of the committee, presenting himself at the window of the coach, 'sMr Greeley, sir! We are come to most cordially welcome you, sir-wiy, God bless me- sir. you are bleeding at the nose!"
 i've got my orders"' cried MT Monk My orders is as follows: Get him there by sewing! It wants quarter to sewing. Stand out of the wayr'
 But, sir" exclaimed the committee man, seizing the off leader by the refns--'Mr Monk, we are coming to es- cort him into town! Look at the pro- cession. sir. and the brass band. and the people and the young, women. sir!''
 I've got my orders. screamed Mir Monk My orders don't say nothin' about no brass bands and young wo- men My orders says. Cit him there Dy sewing" Let go them lines, Clear the way there! Whoop-ep! Keep your seat. Horace,' and the coach dashed wildly through the procession. upsetting portion of the brass band and violently grazing the wagon which contained the beautiful young women in white.
 Years hence, grey-haired men, who were little boys in this procession, will tell their grandchildren how this stage tore through Mud Springs. and how Horace Greeley's bald head ever and anon showed itself, like wild ap- partition T a1ovo The feno ,y, ,,yof
 MT Monk was on time. There is a tradition that MT Greeley was very indignant for time: then he laughed. and finally presented Mir Monk with q brand new suit of clothes.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22
TEACHING A CAT.

One must use a great amount of pa- tience to teach a cat, for 1t must De done entirely by coaxi11g and pettng The cat may be taught to beg when 1t Is very young. My cat learned when he was about three months old This was very easy to teach him. I took small piece of meat and held 1t two or three feet above his head. and said t'Beg!" When he stood on his hind feet and reached up toward the meat I gave 1t to him. This I did for every piece. always saying Beg" and giv- ing him sthe meat after he stood up, After doing this every time I fed him for several days he would beg of his own accord and now sits up or hegs every time that he is likely to get any thing to eat.
 Next I taught him to roll over. That was not quite as easy. I held a piece of meat up and said. Roll over" then put him on the floor and rolled him over. As a reward I gave him the meat. repeated this many times. The second day after I had rolled him over a number of times, much to my surprise he got down and lay on ope side. took hold of his feet and rolled him over and then gave him the meat. The third time he did it entirely him. self. He knows the difference, too. be- tween Beg and Roll over"
 We taught him to. shake hands by saving Shake hands" taking hold of his right paw. shaking it, and givin< him a piece of meat, He learned that very quickly. and when he sees any one eating he will hold out his paw, expecting they will shake hands an , give him some.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22

will have great influence as long as statesmen wander expectantly, wait ing for Moses. The Boer war called forth no youth worthy to do battle with AIr Chamberlain, and the present issue may end in victory for his cause through dearth of strong opposing war riors. Beginning with public convic- ton admittedly against him, he would have hard work against fighter of his class. A fighter of his class, how ever, is what it is apparently just now impossible for the British empire to disclose.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22
ID Gnnn-1T PAYS.

A Chicago man has observed that, "Good deeds are better than real estate deeds-some of the latter are worth less. Act kindly and gently. show sympathy and lend helping hand. You cannot possibly lose y it.W Mc@ men appreciate q kin dworo and en- couragement more than substantial help. There are persons in this com munity who might truthfully say: "My good friend. cheer up. A few doses of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy will rid you of your cold, and there is no danger whatever from pneumonia when you use that medicine. It al- ways cures. I know it. for 1t has help eds me out many q time. Sold hy all drug glsts.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1908.

A fine Filipino picture win be an att traction in the Philippine exhibit at the worlds fair. F. R. Hidalgo. the noted Philippine painter, will do the work. It will be symbolic Of the be- nevolence of the United States and the gratitude of the Filipino.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22
IN THESE EARLY INDIAN SUM-
 MFR DAYS

there are many who take to the woods for an outing. The air is balny; the beautiful variegated foliage of the trees: the pleasure of poking among the leaves for ripened nuts, watching the lively squirrels and chipmunks playing about the trees; listen to the screeching and whistling of the birds returning home: enjoying the gorgeous sunset through the hay air; laden with nuts and richly colored leaves. arrfv- ing at the house it is often cold and cheerless. Have bag of BROWNS QUTCKFTRE CHARCOAL handy: it will soon make pleasant fire and have the home feel as it ought to.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab- lets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. F. ". Groves sig. nature is on each boxa 25c.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22
PROF HoIIN

Teaches every pupil 10 write n nns sapid. business hand. in a course Of 10 private lessons and no failures. AL kinds ofpen work executed in$ thq Eighess degree Of ark.
 s.s.,g 16T RANK STREET.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22

your ear and we will tell you some thing you never heard before. When We first embarked in business here and proclaimed that our policy was to sell rich and up-to-date goods for little price, and did you know that we manufacture all our UMBRELLAS right here on our premises and they are made with 10 ribs and best Gloria, all for 9Sc, and you get our guarantee to keep in repair free of charge. Later An. :. . . -l ]
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22
The New York Tailoring Co

Have opened their new store at 130 North Main street, and beg b call your attention to their fine and large stock of domestic and imported woolens. We are making up gentlemen's suits. giv. ing a perfect it and frst-class work. manship. Suits are made from S15 up. Fine Trousers are made from S5 up.
 We make a speciality of .cleanine dressing and repairing g.renovating every snit and making it look like new. Suits nregsed. soc; suits cleaned and pressed Ysc: suits secured and pressed. S1 sn. trousers pressed, 15c.
 We also make Ladies' Suits and gar ments in the latest styles and perfectlv tailor made. Pressing. repairing ana dyeins any ladies garments suits skirts, is also one of our leading sne' cialties. Repairing done at half.price
 Send postal and we will immediate. ly send boy to bring and return your clothes. done in frst-class condition.
 Remember the address.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22
YOUR WIFE

and your daughters and sons began to realize that our styles and variety in Trunks, Bags and Suit Cases were the best, and we sell at the lowest prices in the state, Yes. we recover and repair UMBRELLAS IN BEST MAN NER. 1t will pay you to see our goods and prices. This is the place, 153 Bank street, opp Waterbury Ma tional bank.
 Waterbury Umbrella and Trunk Mfr.
 (Formerly Bank. corner Grand).
 We repair Trunks and Bags. Tele- phone 119-2,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-22

FRESH SALMON, zoe lb.
 Long Island Scallops. Green Smelts, Native Pickerel. Harbor Blues, Perch. Pike. Finnan Haddies. Kippered Her rings, Smoked Sturgeon, Maine and Long Island Clans: Native Spring Chicken. 20c ID; Native Fowl, l6c ID. this week at
 FULTON FISH MARKET.
 2e2 Cherry street. Phone 213-A.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Mrs Schaer 4s6 Bope Ave. ST. Louis NO. writes:
early part year you for advice for
daughter Alice. four Of sse She has pu1y
sickIy, child since BIRTH
was always doctorIng commenced
Peruns. She strong ard well q WON
derfuI tonic; the best medicine Ihaye ever used
al In wrefched condition when commenced
take Peruna. had catarrh all through body
thank God your medicine SET all right would
other medicine
"Pernna cured baby boy ofa very spell
fever. He Is big healthy boy fifteen have
given him Peruns off and since
Is why he Is we'll cannot praise Peruna We
have NOT had doctor since we began PeruusaH
praise to IT, Airs. SchafeE
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24
Be Sure to Have sPe-ru-na ON Hand
During the Inciement Months of
Fall and Winter.

Group. capillary bronchitis. and articu-
lar rheumatism are the special banes of
childhood. These all alike result from
catching cold.
One child catches cold and scares its
mother into Mysteries by having Group in
the dead of night
Another child catches cold, develops
stubborn cough that will not yield to ordi-
nary remedies. The parents are filled
with forbodings.
Still another child catches cold and de-
velops that most fatal malady of childhood,
capillary bronchitis. The doctor is called,
pronounces the case pneumonia, and if the
child is lucky enough 70 live it has devel-
oped weak lungs from which il may never
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

by local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF The ear. There Is only one way 20
cure deafness aud that is By remedies
ne fness Is caused by an indamed condition of the
mucous lining Of the Eustaehian Tube. when this
Tube Is inh AIMED you have ruuibling sound or I'm
perfect bearing and when II entirely closed, Dear
taken out and this tube restored 10 It's normal con-
dtIon hearing Will be destroyed forever. Nine cases
out OF ten are caused by catarrh nothing but
an inaamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We Will give One Hundred Dollars for any case o.
Deafness fcaused by eatarrhl that cannot be cured
bv Hslls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars. free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
rod by Druggists, 75c.-
Halls Family pills are the best
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

And yet another child catches cold and
articular rheumatism is the result Ankles,
knees, wrists and elbows become suddenly
swollen and painful long disastrous i'll
ness follows. The child may live and be-
come convalescent. miserable invalid Of
valvular disease OF the heart. All these
mishaps are the direct result of neglected
cold. Peruna is the safeguard Of the fam
lily. If child catches cold, Peruna should
be used Immediately.
A few doses OF Peruna and childs cold
is gone. The apprehension of the pa hts
flee away. The household is free from
fear once more.
If you do not receive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna write
at once to DR.. Hartman giving full state
ment of your case. and he will be pleased
to give you his valuable advice gratis
Address DIR. Hartman, President of Tho
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24
AVA RBROWW

Mrs. ]. NJ. Brown, Dunno
gan Springs. Mo, writes:
My little daughter three
years old was troubled with
a very bad cough which re-
NAMED after an attack OF
catarrhal fever. She has
taken one bottle of Peruna
through which she has OBJ
tanned a complete cure. She
is now as well and happy as
a little girl can be. When
our friends say how weii
she looks l tell them Peruna
did it.
In a later letter she says:
"our little daughter con-
tinues to have good health. +"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Bear IN mind that the Iowa SAM.
tarium is modern institution for TAX
ing care of the sick. The same meth
DDS and principles are carried out here
that have stood the test for more than
thirty years at the Battle Creek San
itarium. sos East Twelfth St., Des
Moines, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Three hundred farmers and breeders re-
ported at the recent Illinois State Fair that
they cured cholera hogs with the Snoddy
Treatment. They say IL Is also the great
est worm destroyer aud thrift producer
they have used Write 10 DIR. j. IL. Snod-
dy Rem. Co, Box S42, Des Moines, Iowa,
for free book which explains this treatment
and gives much valuable information on tho
care and treatment OF hogs
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

II you don't get the biggest ana
best it's your own fault. Defiance
Starch IL for sale everywhere and
there Is positively nothing to equal
II In quality or quantity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Mr.. Albert Lietzman. 1896 Milwaukee
Avenue. Chicago. Ill, writes:
Il am only too glad to inform you that
am feeling splendid and have never felt
better ia my life. Through the advice of a
friend I tried Peruna, and am glad TO say
Il cured me to perfection. began to tell
friend about Peruna the other day and
had no sooner commented than he told me
mis- folks have kept Peruna in the house for
the last five years. am sure wouldn't
De without It. Mother also uses il to keep
herself in good health"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Left in quick order after taking 10
doses of DR.. Skiryin's Rheumatic Cure.
In tablet form. % doses 25c, postpaid.
DIR. SKIRVlN CO.. LA CROSSE. WIS.
wv. N, VI
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Piso's Cure for Consumption is IN infallible
medicine for coughs and colds w. SAAUEi-
Ocean Grove, ~. j., Feb. IA, 1000
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

The oldest branch Kelley institute In the
world is located Mt Des Moines, Ia. Drunken.
ness, Morphine, Opium, Tobacco and all
narcotic addietions'cured.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Formerly It was, Be good! Now ii
is, Make good!
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

The port side of vessel is not nee.
essarily the captains wine cellar.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

send 600 for package OF suers-rhy-Ou Ifn
does not cure your II GxEMa Will refund
you the nlouey suEL MEDICINE co Des
Moines. Iowa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

When an employee really knows
more than the head of the firm he
knows enough not to boast of 1t.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Defiance Starch is put up Is ounces
IN package. 10 cents. Onethird
more starch for the same money.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

The will of the. people disinherits a
good many candidates.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24
Deafness Cannot be Cured.

This is the season when the debu-
tante comes out by going into society.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

1t takes clever woman to boss
her husband without letting him
know 1t.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24
Pe-ru-na Protects the Entire
Household Against Catarrhal
Diseases.

As soon as the value of Peruna is
fully appreciated by every house
hold. both as preventive and cure
of catarrhal affections. tens of
thousands of lives will be saved,
and hundreds of thousands of
chronic. lingering cases of disease
prevented. Peruna is household
safeguard.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

The girl who is full of airs may be
as tiresome as an overworked music
hoy
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Dyeing Is as easy as washing when
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are
used.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24
IOWA sANirARIuM.

Some people swallow their pride
and others chew the rag.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Don't kick about the quality OF what
you get for nothing.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

When difference OF opinion arises
it is sometimes wise to split the diff.
prpncQ
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24
s.ops the Cough ana

A man may be on the level and
still have an uphill fight to get along.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

II YOU hate another, it is slow sui.
eide for yourself.
George Moore, the Irish novelist.
says that he was walking one day in a
Dublin street when an undertaker's
assistant passed him, carrying on his
shoulder coffin unusually tiny A
young man stopped the assistant near
Mr.. Moore. rs it possible" exclaimed
the youth, that this coffin is intended
for any living creature?"
"0f course. there is considerable diff
ference between the hotels conducted
on the European plan and those on the
American plan. 'Oh, yesl On the
European plan you merely pay for
what you want, and" And on the
American plan you pay for what
you don't get"
Van QUIT heard you had con
cluded to live in England altogether
Mr.. Chumppe?" Chumpson Chumppe
--''Aw, that was w-me intention,
dont-ye-kncw? But awftah me visit
in Lonnon, find that we're evan so
much nav English in AmewicaY"
"That boy or yours has disgraced
his self in school," remarked Farmer
Thorpington. as he tossed the latest
letter aside. Laws sakes. What's
he done now?" inquired his better
half. 1T amt what he's done; it's
what ne amt done. This here letter
says he's been in five football games
an come out without scratch!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Mrs. wmsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethlng softens the gums, reduces tn-
danmasion aiays pain cures wind coiic. CSC bottle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24
PE-RU-NA PROTECTS THE LITTLE ONES
Against Winter Catarrf1 i'm Its Many
Phases.
Neglected Colds in Children
Often Bring Disastrous
Results.

Peruna should be kept in the
house all the time.
Peruna should be kept in every
house where there are children.
Don't wait until the child is sick
then send to IA drug store. Have Pc
runa on hand--accept no substitute
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24

Statesmen. City or Country; quick sales; big
SessS's". PROFITS, outdts free; no capital or eK.
ge-ence reqrtred; write for particulars ALPINE
fAkEFkooF SAFE co., Dept Q, oINc1NNArL o.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-12-24
HOG CHOLERA AND WORMS.

A fancied wrong is generally harder
TO bear than real trouble.