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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-10-28
CHAPTER TX.

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sat collapsed, AIS
chin sunk upon his
chest, his mind in
allegiance. 7 h Q
smell of the cab
was still family
present to h s
senses, and a GER
tain leaden chill
about his feet; all
else had disap-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
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DR. f. Baum Of Ravia was in the
city yesterday.
Noble made business trip to
Madill yesterday.
w. o. Duston is spending a day
with his family from Ravia.
Prof. O. r. Spencer Of Reck was
among our visitors yesterday after
noon.
A. Ruemmeli. president Of the Ard
more ice plant, was in the city yester-
day
c. E. Hammond, Dan McGraw and
e. l.. Bozarth are here from Oklaho-
ma City.
G. N. Hodges of the City OF Next
co. an old resident OF this city, is
here on a visit
Il. T. Youngblood, formerly a contrac-
tor of Ravia but now OF Troy, was in
the city yesterday.
]. r. Rrnold left yesterday morning
for Meridian, Miss and will bring
back about 800 more Indians.
DR. Il. h. Petit. an old physician Of
Sherman, Texas. passed through the
city last night en- route to Davis
Mesdames Will Light and Joe
Thompson returned yesterday morning
from a visit with relatives at Sedan.
Kansas.
NJ f.. Murphy has returned from
Cumberland county. KY. where he has
spent about a month with friends and
relatives
A. S. Guillot and o. S. Wilson of
Pauls Valley came down yesterday
afternoon and visited friends and
relatives.
ID. Mcclure is recent arrival from
Bates county. Mo, and has come here
to stay. He Is stopping with his un.
Gle. John Bailey
A. j. Wagner and Ollie S. Wilson
of the Chickasaw Enterprise were
down INST night from Pauls Valley tC
witness the production of "Pennsyl
vania."
George l.. Mater and wife arrived
in the city yesterday from Wichita
Falls, Texas Mr. Mater has accept
ed position as pharmacist at the J
b. Wall drug store.
Mrs j F. Easley and little daugh
ter. Maurine. returned Friday nigh
from Sonoraville. Ga. where the,
have been for the past month visiting
Mrs. Easley's parents.
Chief Engineer f. A. Molliter of tn
c., o. & c. road came down Frida.
afternoon from Guthrie Ok. over tn
santa Fe and was taken out over tn
Choctaw by special engine No 1Ol
which had been waiting for him al
day.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
TO CHANGE couRse OF wAs4IrA
VIM. r. Warren Digs Channel 600 Feet
lonu Near Ber,vvn


The Washita river runs within a
mile and a half Of Borwyn and makes
a great horse shoe bend. the loop be-
ing about three miles around, the riv-
er coming back to within 600 feet OF
where the stream is again.
VIM f. Warren, the mayor of Ber-
wyn. owns about 200 acres OF rich
washita river bottom land. and the
most OF II is around and contiguous
to this bend in the river. and suffers
no little once in while from freshets
Of that stream.
Mr. Warren saw by cutting a canal
across the neck Of this loop he could
change the channel OF the river, there.
by reclaiming a great portion OF his
land and further enhance the value
OF the other. lie secured the services
of an engineer and the work will be
done at once Some $4,000 or 10000
yards OF dirt will have TO be moved
and will cost Mr. Warren about 81 600
This is the first step OF this kind ir
the Indian Territory where the chan
mel OF a stream will be changed L
improve property
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
THE DISTRICT COURT.
The Court Still Busy With the Tuck.
er Murder Case.


The district court has been busy
with the case Of George and Dowdy
Tucker since Friday. All day yester-
day was consumed in taking testimony
and not until nearly night did the at
torneys commence their argument
The case was a hard fought one The
government was represented by w. B.
Johnson and his able assistants, J. f.
Humphrey and c. O.Bunn.
The defense was well represented,
having retained Stillwell II. Russell
and Potter Bowman & Potter.
The following other business was
transacted:
Y. II. Danron. larceny transferred
to Tishomingo.
Oscar King. perjury; transferred to
Tishomingo by agreement.
w. II. McCray. embezzlement bond
forfeited and alias warrant issued.
Oscar Smith and Oscar Reed, lar.
ceny; transferred to Tishomingo by
agreement.
Oscar Reed. introducing and sell.
ing; transferred to Tishomingo by
agreement.
Bin Patty. larceny; dismissed by dis.
trict attorney.
Jerry Day. destroying wire fence;
dismissed by district attorney.
James Brownfield and Ben Kerr,
larceny; transferred to Tishomingo.
Con Pruitt. introducing and selling:
transferred to TishOmingo.
Webster Burton, intercourse with
female under 16 years OF age; trans.
ferred TO Tishomingo. .....
J. F York. introducing liquor; trans.
ferred to Pauls Valley. au
Henry Markham, larceny; dis.
charged.
ID. G. Irwin was appointed notary
public at Troy.
w. H. Arnold was appointed notary
public at Mill Creek.
w. G. Keltner was appointed notary
public at Duncan.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
wAreawoRKs SITUATION.
investigating Committee Busy Ais
Day Yesterday-No Action Yet.

investigating Committee Busy Nis
Day Yesterday-No Action Yet.
All day long yesterday some of the
committee. or rather Chester y. pa
Wis and few assistants were can
vassing and tabulating the bids Of the
waterworks people, whose bids were
opened last Thursday night
II was hoped that they would get
through and have the matter ready
for the council to act on yesterday af-
ternoon or last night. but the public
were doomed to disappointment and
will have to wait for Monday to hear
from Il.
In the meantime one could hear a
great deal OF talk during the day AZ
to who might possibly get the con-
tract. The majority OF the people
seemed to think that the American
Light and Water company OF Indian
apolis, represented by Henry G. Ulen.
Jr.. was the lowest man. he having
proposed to put in the entire system,
water tower and all, for s63,975.
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Al the WhIttInaton Hotel.

]. b. Garrison. Dallas; E. A.
Chisholm. A. Stokes. Chicago: w. r.
Seaton, Fort Worth; r. w. Dick. c..
l.. Byrne, city; II. F. Hill, woodford.
c. Il. Hammond. Oklahoma City; A..
Huntley, Fort Worth, A Ruemmell.
st. Louis; w. F. Warren. Berwyn; Dan
McGraw, Oklahoma City; Miss Pear
son, Miss Mullen. Mr.. Johnson. citys
s. ID. Green, Texas; F. j. Baum, Ra-
via; j. Ray, Vinita; ]. e. Arnold. Ok
lahoma City; r. o. Daniel, Louisyilla;
Fred Shook, ST. Louis; G. N. Hodges.
city; ]. d. Baker. st. Louis; --- Blek-
ing, J. e. Grigsby. J. b. Skinner. Ada;
r. T. Wood, st. Louis; ]. NJ. Cray,
FL Reno, NJ G. Pitton. city; w. A. Raw
Inns, st. Louis; b. b. Pettitt, Texas.
e. Ullman, Dallas; w. II. Byrd, city;
e. L. Bozarth, Oklahoma City
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
Preserve the Sidewalks.

Wood wagons and delivery wagons
should remember that sidewalks are
made for pedestrians and the streets
for the vehicles. II is a $40 fine for
anyone to ride or drive across a side
walk The police will fool some 90
those who disregard the law some Of
these times, and you will have to pay
dear for your negligence.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
sorrLlNo WORKS PLANT.
70 Be Established BY Sheriff. Broth.
ers In April.

ers in April.
Dave Sheriff. who, for the past six
years has been connected with the Ard
more Bottling Works. has resigned
his position with that plant and form
ed a partnership with his brother,
Mack Sheriff.. who now resides in
Arkansas. and will on the hrst of
April establish the Chickasaw Bot
tling Works In this city. The new
company ordered machinery and bot.
ties some time ago and have the as.
surance that they will arrive by the
first OF February. Mr.. Sheriff. does
not know yet where the new plant
viii be located. He has secured op.
tions on several good locations but so
far has not closed deal with anyone
The machinery is OF the 1902 patent
and when the plant is installed Mr.
Sheriff. says that It will be the most
up-to-date in the Indian Territory.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
Il Was Grand Larceny.

Jim Childs, colored, was tried be-
fore Commissioner Robnett this
morning. charged with grand larceny.
The evidence was such as to cause
the commissioner to hold the defen-
dant in the sum of $500, failing TO give
which he was committed to jail.
Childs is said to have stolen a hog
near Ran on the 10th OF December. II
will be remembered that the stealing
OF hog. sheep, goat, COW or horse, OIL
other animal, II IL is not worth two
bits, is considered by law grand lar
ceny.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
Band Organized.

The band boys met at the city hall
Friday night and formed themselves
into an organization, with Robert Ru-
dlsill as director. There we're a
dozen or fifteen musicians present.
and all were enthusiastic over the
prospect of having a band.
u Other members will be added to the
band. and when fully organized Ard.
more will have one OF the finest bands
in the Southwest.
A committee was appointed to work
with the Chamber of Commerce com
mittee in soliciting funds for keeping
and maintaining an instructor
1t is to be hoped that the merchants
and professional men will subscribe
literally to this fund
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
The Golden Square.

Something OF interest about the
wealth in oil. gas and mineral lands
in southwe Missouri, Southeast Kan.
sas and In IAN Territory trayersed by
the NJ. X. g. T. Ry.; free on request
Address JAMES BARKER,
Gen. Pass, Agt. NJ. X. & T. Ry, 1O1
Wainwright Bldg. st. Louis a
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Crushed stone makes the best
foundation for brick buildings. A. N.
Lauderdale at Dougherty sells 1t in
any quantity. 14.lm.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Frank Scivally, who has been with
the mercantile firm of Westheimer &
Daube for the past eight or nine years.
has severed his connection with that
firm, and is at present a gentleman or
leisure.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
CASTLE HALL.

The up stairs shoe shop has best
light, does best work, uses best leath.
er and silk thread, best prices. For
expert repairing come First stairway
east Of Lynn's shoe store 1sd&w1m
II. j. DIXON. Shoemaker.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
Only Pawned Il.

Deputy Wilkinson came in last night
from near Marlow. having n charge
Henry Stevenson, colored. charged
with stealing a saddle Henry snid
that he only borrowed the sadile and
pawned it, and was going to redeem
IT," He was committed to Jail.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
Licensed 70 Wed.

Sam s. Erwin of Loco and Emma s.
Rictor, OF Duncan.
Jewell King and Made Gown. Dur
wood.
Walter J. Stevens and Eme Puryear,-
Lone Grove
VIII Holder and Alice Bendue. Ard
more.
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At the Jail.

sam Aubrey. larceny. arrested by
McLemore. Aubrey was surrendered
by his bondsmen.
Elmore Johnson. larceny, and W. ID.
Cox, same offense, were arrested
three miles southwest of Hennepin by
Deputy House.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Weiss Bros. bought eighteen bales
of cotton Friday afternoon from Mr.,
Simpson. who lives eight miles west
OF Ardmore, that sampled strict mid
ding for which they paid sac per
pound.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Jake Bodovitz has issued a special
notice to those required to build side
walks. His plan gives the people the
best sidewalk on earth at the price OF
the cheapest. lstf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Advanced building science suggests
the use OF crushed stone for founda-
tons. For sale in any quantity by A.
n. Laudsrdale at Dougherty. I. T.
wrire him concerning prices. 14-1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

The use OF crushed stone for con
crete purposes in building the jail and
is the proper thing. A. N.
Iauderdale al Dougherty sells 1t in
lots Of yard or 100000 yards. i4.im.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
look Exnress Paokane.

Fletcher Wright was arrested Fri
day charged with taking a package
from the express truck. Judge Gait
fined him sl515 and he was locked
up.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Mrs. C. l.. Byrne will give a Dutch
Tea Friday. January %. from 2 till 8
o'clock, for the benefit Of the Woman's
Guild OF St Philips CEpiscopaD
church 1S-5t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

A little child of Mrs Tippett got its
hand pretty badly burned Friday over
in South Ardmore. While the wound
is painful, IL is not serious.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
CASTLE HALL.
More choetaw indians.

l.. p. Hudson came in Friday after
noon with twenty-five Mississippi
Choctaw Indians. which he brought
from Meridian, Miss. via the Choctaw
route.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Only the rich can AFFORD asphalt side
walks In the city but in Ardmore II is
the cheapest walk you can put down.
See Jake Bodovitz for prices. 1S.tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

!, Frank Law. son OF Rev. N. +. Law,
recently OF Enid. o. T.. has returned
10 Ardmore and accepted a position
with the Ardmore Cotton Exchange as
operator asls ION -aHo +, rf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Inasmuch as the weather somewhat
interferred with the novel BOX Sale"
Saturday same will be continued Mon
day Every box worth % cents. some
are worth $3.50 and the price on each
is % cents. THE NICKEL STORE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

For ballast and concrete work there
is nothing compared 10 crushed stone
A. N. Lauderdale, Dougherty. l.
T. l4-1m.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
The saddest Message.

With much regret we chronicle the
death of Mrs. Lou Sheriff. which oc-
Cured last week at Economy, Ark.
She was the mother of our Dave Sher-
rill of this city
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Our line OF ladies'. misses and chill
GrcLs shoes is the best. Spec la
prices prveail this week.
MADDEN, SYKES K co. =
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Why not try the great Southwest ?
Low colonist rates on the first and
third Tuesdays of each month. Ask
for particulars and literature.
Address JAMES BARKER
Gen. Pass. Agent, NJ. X & r. Ry.,
1Ol Wainwright Bldg, st. Louis.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

The White Elephant Buggy remains
the worlds standard OF a good buggy.
WILLIAMS, CORHN & co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Leave bus and carriage calls at
City Livery Stable. Phone 27.
ll-1m T. B. CATHEY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
New Suits Filed.

At the mayors court we find that w.
A. Shelton ct al has filed suit against
the WellsFargo Express company. the
same being for damages.
III. C. Potterf fled suit against ]. b.
Ingram on note for $50
Same plaintiff against X. F. Burnes
suit ON note for $40.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
MADDEN. SYKES & co.

All friends of the Woman's Guild
will be welcome at Mrs. c. l.. Byrne's
next Friday afternoon. 1S-5t.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

The cellar door on North Washing
ton street has--been switched around
and putin sideways instead across the.
walk. Nell. that's some better.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

The grand pre-inventory sale stil
continues al
MADDEN. SYKES & cos.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

One new suit was filed yesterday in
the clerks office-by Tyler & Simpson
Co. against the Texas Trading Co.
suit on two notes of 800 each.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

All members OF the L. r. L. are re-
quested to meet at the First Presby-
terian church this afternoon at 3
o'clock
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
To Ny Customers and Friends.

| have moved my shop from Ram
sey's drug store to J. j Stolfa's tailor
shop, West Main street. where am
prepared to do all kinds of repair
work on short notice and at lowest
prices. l. BOGER,
5-12. Matchmaker and Jeweler.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. George No.
land yesterday morning. a boy.
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The Kingman make of farming i'm.
plements have taken precedence over
every other make. They represent
perfection in farming tools. Sold by
Williams, Corhn & Co
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

No trouble to own a good gun. VIII.
liams. Corhn & Co have made the buy.
ing easy
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Cur Ire OF ladies', misses' and chil
drens' shoes is the best Special
prices prevail this week.
MADDEN. Sv ms a co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

The Ladies' Aid society of the First
Presbyterian church will meet at the
church Tuesday afternoon. Jan. 90, at
p. m. All members urged to be
present.
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women's Federation Of Clubs.

The Federation Of Women will meet
in the First Presbyterian church at
8 O'Clock Wednesday afternoon. Jan.
21. at which time the fpi'owing pro-
gram will be rendered % the w. C.
r. u:
From Nature to Natures God"
................ Mrs. J. A. Madden
Some Practical Suggestions"
.................Mr Mrs. S. s. Carr
Resorts OF Pleasure"
................. Mrs. V. A. Niblack
All members are urged to be present
and bring their semi-annual dues. All
ladies are cordially invited.
MRS. T. II. STURGEON,
Cor. Secretary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Coll gloves, mitts. etc now line
lus' received. at
MADDEN, 81 ..ES & co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Ardmore coal is 100 per cent. bet
ter than 1t was last year. Order 1t
from the Ardmore Ice Co. 2.tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

New line of ladies' belts, combining
a.! the latest ideas, just in at
MADDEN, SgHES 4 co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Fresh oysters and celery at +. b.
Pugh's.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Our pre-inventory clothing sale is
attracting many buyers.
MADDEN, SYnES & co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

The dust shows which way the wind
blows
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Choice apples and Italian grapes at
+. b. Pugh's.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Call this week and get prices. Our
grand pre-inventory sale is sue
cess.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Use Ardmore coal The Laidlaw
Lumber Co. sells Il. 2-tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

The Ladies' Aid Society OF the C
p church will meet with Mrs. ]. d
Tanner Tuesday afternoon at $3.50
o'clock
MRS, H. C. PoTTERF, Pres.
MRS. ". T. NIXON, Sec.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18
SEED.

A full line of garden and field seed
at e. b. Pugh's. 1l-e
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Majestic Steel Ranges, none other
as good.
WILLIAMS. CORIIN & co.
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Flesh oysters and celery at f. b.
Pugh's. ft ~.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-01-18

Charter Oak stoves for hfty-three
years the standard.
WILLIAMS. CORHN & co.
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Bring In a load OF stove wood and
;et the Weekly Ardmoysits In eI-
,hange.
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CASTLE HALL.

The grand pre-inventory sale sin
continues at
100 MADDEN, SYKES & cos.
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Choice apples and Italian grapes at
e. b. Pugh's.
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CASTLE HALL.

Fresh homemade candies will be on
sale at the Dutch Tea. 1S-5t
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-08-30

I'm Frenchman by marriage. as
Duchess says, but dere's one ting I'll never
cop right, and dat's French cooking and
eating. All dat religion, politics. Wall
street and sporting news is TO Americans.
eating is to de French.
Oats de trouble wit your dinky nation
1 says to Duchess. If dey goes to war
dey gets licked; if dey digs subway it's
grave; If dey breeds racers dey is skates;
if dey plays polo dey only cuts up de turf;
il dey fights duals dey only makes faces,
all because dey is never linking about de
ting dey is making a bluff at, but is thinking
about how DER grub is to be sauced."
Mostly can get fall out of Duchess by
pulling a hammer on de French. but dis
time she only gives me de baby stare, and
says: "Cheems,' she says. "Cheems, you
have only of de ignorance of what YOU
speak. Besides dat. dey is de greatest peo-
pie on cart, de French is de most brave,
de most noble, and de only ones dat knows
how to dress. Dey did everything before
anybody else done it. Did we not go to see
M'sieu Suddern in de American play of
Hamlet last year, and did we not see the
same play by Madam Bernhardt-L'A iglong'
de year before? De French is always
ahead
ION your way. woman." 1 says. :" Ham
| let was wrote for Eddie Suddern by an
Englishman, not by Clyte Fitch
DE more shame to de Englishman who
stole it from Msieu Rostand,'' Duchess
says. DE English never knowed how to
| fight until Napoleon teached EN- dey will
| never know how to paint or sculptor, no
matter who tries to learn 'em. 1t is only
| de tings dat France has forgot dat any
| odder country does we'll.
"Dey has a good brand of hot air on tap,
| anyway" L says. But tell me, why does
| dey put garlic i'm leg of mutton?'
Because de sheep hasn't de sense to put
| de garlic in his own Leg she says. "But
you has de bad temper dis morning,
| Cheems. Come wit me to de city, and
we will dine at de restaurant of de husband
| of my fren, Julie. 1t will be my treat. for
| Julie is de dame du compton, and she
| charges me noting for dinner. so delicieux
/ 1t is for her to have de langwudge spoke
| TO her polite
| And dat's no dream, neider; Julie used
TO be a lady's maid and she's so tickled to
| have Duchess come to de restaurant and
| give her de news of swell set, dat dey
| never asks us for de price-and OATS why
| de dinner al jules is Duchess's most fav-
/ Qffte treat.
/. We eats at Jaques-dat's jules hubby
between meal times, so dat dey can eat wit
fus; and de walters dimes wit us too It's
| den dat Duchess tells Julie de talk of de
| swift set, dat we hears at our place; and
| de- tings she tells must be warm PROPOSE
| tons, for Julie Mon Dieusr and humps
| har avehrouS lika che uac only tuo iupne
| ahead of a fit. De walters don't under
stand, for dey comes from a kind of a
| Hoboken of France where sort OF
French yiddish is spoke, and can't cop dc
real Paris article dat Duchess spouts. OATS
good ting too; for when Duchess gets
passing out de latest extrays about de little
lad in de brass band set dat carries wrist
bag, and wears a rose in his thatch al