Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-21
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The Explanation: He says he moves
in the best society" so he does; he
owns furniture van. "-Smart Set.
Quite Different.-She--And what
would you be now If it weren't for my,
money? He--A bachelor-Tit-B Bits.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., Sarah,
I've been nominated Sarah with de-
hghtl-HoneSly? politjcian-What
differences does that make?-Dctroit
Free Press.
Doctor-Want to get up, Ell? All.
thought my medicine would fetch You
out of bed. Tommy-Yes, an then.
besides. l seen a circus poster -Phila-
delphia Bulletin
The Reward of Economy -Kwoter
WHAT'S that old saying? Take care
Of the pennies, and" Newitt-And
the dollars will take care of your heirs
Philadelphia Press.
/ Mr.. 4ackson-H Huh. Dat new tangled
coffee mill yo' bought doan grind at an.
/ Mrs, Jackson---Yeas. its lax some hus-
bands. Expensive goes arouu' lot
/ en- doan do no wuk Puck
/ Wcderly-Why don't you get mar
ried? Singleton can't afford IT.
Wederly-Can't afford it! Why when
/ was your age l was so poor that L
had te marry. Chicago News
Il won't be good. said Willy.
Then Santa Claus won't bring You
any presents" Wasn't l bad last
year and didn't l get more'n ever?"-
/ Cincinnati Commercial-Trbune.
Knew what struck him: Daly -Ye
were snnstruck. We say? Why man
alive, the sun could never dlsngure a
mans face like that Riley Ye don't
knaw me son, DAILY brooklyn Life.
Sword swallower: Yes, John has
quit accepting invitations to dinner at
the Bagsleys'." He has? why, what's
the matter?" He says their knives
are SO sharp they cut his mouth. Elk.
He-There Is one thing IN particular
l like about spinsters, She And what
is that? He-They never bore q fell
low by telling him how they used to
do and that before he was born
/ New Yorker.
Disabled: "Why don't you eat Your
pie, Uncle Reuben? Don't you like
pumpkin pet" Yes, like it all right,
but that young woman you've got help
in YOU around here took my knife
! away. Chicago Record.Iierald
/ Bride (disconsolatelyl- Half my we'd
ding presents are chcp plated things.
Mother-Never mind, my dear; no one
will suspect it. | have hired two de-
! tcctives to make themselves conspicu-
/ Gus watching them,--Ncw York Week
/ ~.
Lady Visitor Ito little girD What
/ became of the little kitten You had
here once2 Little Girl.-W why, haven't
you heard? Lady Visitor-No Was
ne drowned? Little Girl-Why, no. 1t
growed up to be cat illustrates
/ Bits
Dashaway-A few short hours ago
was sitting with girl, telling her
she was the only one in all the world
/ ! ever loved, and SO forth, ana so forth.
/ Clevcrton And she believed You,
/ didn't she? How could she help IL
/ wa believed It myself life
Brand New Mrs Dove Henry,
I rTmk you are positively cruel Here
/ I've tried SO hard to cook you nice
dinner. and you haven't had a word 10
/ saw 10 me obout II Mr. Dove Dorling
/ ! love YOU too much for TINT ~ "a
said what / Thought you'd never sneak
TO me aeain.-Ro, ton Transcript
Sorting Himself RIGHT what do
you consider the greatest object oe in.
terest IN England" asked thc inter
+ viewer. We'll" answered fbc Great
lecturer from abroad II arrived here
Yesterday. ond---.' "or corrse :,
exclaimed the interviewer. opoloact,,-
ally. II meant the greatest object ~
interest next 70 Yourself. Tit Bis
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