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The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
Shut Your Eyes.

And see how yoa would like to 20
through the world with black veil
before them. That is what will hap
pen II they need attention and YOU
neglect them. II you need glasses
have your eyes examined by an ocu-
list. Or. K. c Sapero, the we'll
known eye, ear, nose and Throat
specialist OF Denver, will again be
in Greeley October %, 30 and 81, at
the Oasis hotel. Come early and
have YOUR children's eyes examined
before sending them to school. Con-
suhation free.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
ute.en. "a. su.,ic- s.areleish.

One memory of Dickens is inlg..h!F
impressed on ny mind. l can -e1li
the whole scene as if il had hap aued
Yesterday. cannot have been more
than six or seven years old who my
father and mother took me 10 gue OF
his readings 1T. think, ST. James
hall. First he read the death o. L'aNi
pombey. which left me i'll nou-s 1I
tears. and next came the trial ane
from "Pickwicl," | shall nevCT for
get nv amazement when he assumed
the character of Mr. Justice Stare
leigh. The face and figure that ! knew
that l had seen ON the stage a mDueIt
before. seemed 10 vanish as t bg
magic. and there appeared lnstrId a
fat, pompous, pursy little man,
plump. imbecile face. from which every
vestige of good temper and cheerful
ness-everything. in fact. except an eN-
preston of self sufficient stupidity
had been removed. The upper liz had
become long and the corners OF the
mouth dropped. the nose was short ana
podsy. all the angles of the chin had
gone. the cha itself had receded into
the throat. and the eyes, lately so hu-
morous and human. had become as ma
licious and obstinate as those of pig.
r.. C. Lehman in Chambers journal
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
800 Reward. 800.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu.
tional disease. requires a constitutional treat.
ment. Hall S Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur.
faces ot the system. thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease. and giving the pa.
tient streneth by building up the constitution
proprietors have 30 much faith in its curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials. Address
F. J CHENEY 4 co Toledo, o.
Sold BY druggist. IS cents
Halle Family Pills are the best
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
Bids Wanted.

THE WINDSOR RESERVOIR &
CANAL COMPANY will construct
an addition to the dam at the Wind.
sOr reservoir, this work 20 m .ulve
moving about l4O, 900 cubic yards Of
earth.
Bids for doing this work will be
received up to 2 o'clock p. M, Octo.
ber 20, 1903, at the office Of the com
pany in The Savings Bank, Greeley,
where specifications NAV be seen.
The company reserves the right to
reject any or all bids.
TIE WINDSOR RESERVOIR &
CANAL CO.,
@. N. Jackson, Sec.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
Early Mentio. of N,.s.-. Falls.

The first historical notices of Niagara
falls are given in Lescarbot's record Of
the second voyage Of Jacques Cartier,
in the year 1885. On the maps pub
lished to illustrate Champlains discov-
cries date of maps either 1913 or 1914
the falls are indicated by 4 cross, but
ract is given, and the best geograph-
ical authorities living today doubt If
the explorer mentioned ever saw the
falls, Brinton's work to the contrary
notwithstanding. Father Hennepin is
believed to have written the first de-
scription Of the falls that was ever
penned by one who had personally WIS.,
tied the spot.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
Barbaro..... Ench.nted sleep.

The Germans have legend that
Frederick Barbarossa is not dead, but
in an enchanted sleep in cavern in
the Harz mountains. His long red
beard is believed to have. grown during
this long enchantment until it covers
the table at which he sits and descends
to the floor. He has been there for CEN
turies and must remain for centuries
still, but he will finally be freed, 30
the legends say, and lead his knights
to glorious victory.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
Cures Winter Cough.

j. E. Cover. 1Ol N. Main street OF
tawa, Kan. writes: Every fall it has
been my wife's trouble to catch a severe
cold. and therefore to cough all winter
long. Last fall l got for her a bottle of
Horehound Syrup. She used it and has
beeu able to sleep soundly all night long,
Whenever the cough troubles her, two or
three doses stops the cough, and she is
able to be up and we'll DC. SOC, sl0O.
Sold by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
Ruin.tion O. the Cou.,ry.

"More'n thirty year sense, l heared a
preacher say one time how eddication
an rum an money was bound to be the
ruination O the country. an set fire ef
It amt pooty nigh come true already.
You take it betwixt these here rich
college fellers an them dod blowed
syndrics there, an l want to know
what show is they for pore men same's
me and youT'-F'rom "Overhaulinp the
Politicianers" in Century.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
Farm for Sale.

Owing to my desire to put rs
much into other industries, | will
sell the Orchard farm. containing
eighty acres. 21s miles southwest of
Greeley, with an abundance of wa
ter. Terms and price right.
GEO. j. SPEAR.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
would Not BE Notice,

Applfcant-Yes, madam. | wish to se-
cure board. but l must inform YOU that
an vegetarian, madam.
Mrs Slimdiet-Oh. that will he all
right. You will not be expected to eat
the meat. None Of the others ever do
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
Aolemn Narnln1.

Uncle Archie-Have you formed an
opinion as to the cause Of Colonel Hix-
on's suicidel
Tom-Yes. sir-remorse. His nephew
needed money. and the wealthy uncle
failed to advance 1t. The result was
that the unhappy young man ran away
and was never heard of afterward.-
Kansas City Journal.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
A Wife'a Economic.

Husband-Are you aware, my dear,
that 1t takes three fourths of my salary
to meet your dressmaker's bills?
Wife-Goodness gracious! What do
you do with the rest Of your mopeye
San Francisco Wasp.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
He Was.

Say, paw, was you ever the cynosure
Of all eyes?"
"Yes: the other day when l went
running down the middle Of the street
after my hat III bet there wasn't q
man. woman or child in town who
wasn't there looking at me- -Chicaeo
Record Herald.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
GoinR Too Far

Mrs. Bofin-I read in the paper that
woman, in looking after another wom-
an to see what she had on, fell out of
a window.
Mr. Boutwell,. that only goes to
show that some women in trying to fol
low the fashions can go too far.-Illus
trated Bits.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22

Occasionally one meets an individua
% grouchy that he seems to think T.
would be arrested for burglary If
broke into amilc.-Ohlo So /! ur,
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
He Rend IL

Poet-Has the editor read the poem
left here yesterday?
Once Boy-I think 20, SIR. He'.av.v
III today.
The Greeley tribune., 1903-10-22
To Subscribers.

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The GREELEY TRIBUNE PUB. Co.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
TWO SIGNALS.

There He
two serious
signals OF
Kidney ills.
The first sig
nal m Q S
from the back
with numer-
GUS aches and
pains.
he second
signal comes
IN the Kid
noy S e c I e
ito n S. Inc
urine Is thln
.nA nnln or
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
About Railway Brakes.

The fundamental principle govern
ing the application of brake to a car.
says an engineer who has recently in
vestigated the subject, is to stop short
at the point where the wheels begin to
slip or "sllid." When this occurs II
not only flattens the wheel, but effect
I've braking ceases. "Slidding," how
ever, ought not to occur in practice,
for, by the use of sand, cars may be
stopped as quickly as is consistent
with the passengers safety without
reaching the sliding point. Sometimes,
even, the cars stop too quickly for
comfort, and ut looks" as a critic
says in an electrical journal, "as If
any material increase in brake eff
cheney would have TO be followed by
putting the passengers into padded
compartments" Hand brakes are
found to be quite ineffective, and most
Of the brakes on trolley cars are hard.
ly powerful enough TO secure perfect
safety.-Success.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
A Veterans Story.

Bath, N. Y, April 13th.-The first
consideration of the Commandant and
Oficers in the conduct of the Soldiers
and Sailors Home here is the health
OF the veterans. Kidney Troubles are
thu most common cause of ailment,
veISfew of the old men escaping these
In some form or other.
OF course the comrades do as much
as possible for themselves, and one of
the most popular and useful remedies
employed is Dodd's Kidney Pills,
which seem to be almost infallible in
cases of Kidney arrangements. Indeed
there are among the veterans several
who claim to owe their lives to Dodd's
Kidney Pills. ..
For instance, A. Z. Ayers, who came
20 the home from Minneapolis, Mimi,
was given up by four doctors in that
city. He had Bright's Disease, and
never expected to live through it, but
his life was saved and his health re-
stored by Dodd's Kidney Pills.
His experience has made the remedy
very popular among the men, and no
one who has used Dodd's Kidney Pills
for any Kidney Trouble has been dis
appointed.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
QUIT AND EAT.
Some Coffee Tables.

Show a woman an easy, comforta-
BILE and healthy way TO improve her
complexion and she is naturally in
terested.
Coffee is the one greatest enemy Of
lair women, for in the most of cases
1t directly affects the stomach, pro-
ducing slight, and sometimes great
congestion of the liver and therefore
causing the bile to be absorbed into
the system instead of going its nat
ural way. The result is a sallow,
muddy skin, and a train OF diseases of
the different organs of the body
which, in all to many cases, develop
into chronic diseases.
A lady speaking OF how coffee at
fected her says. 81 was very fond of
coffee but while drinking 1t was I'M
der the care of doctor most Of the
time for liver trouble, and was COM
PEELED to take blue mass a great deal
OF the time. My complexion was bad
and had pain in my side steadily,
probably ia the liver.
When | concluded to quit coffee
and take Postum Food Coffee had
IL made carefully and from the very
first cup we liked the taste of it bet
ter than any of the old coffee.
In a short time the pain left my
side and my friends began to COM
ment on the change in my complexion
and general looks. I have never seen
anything equal to the good / got from
making this change.
"A young lawyer in Philadelphia
named -, whose life was almost a
burden from indigestion and its train
of evils. quit coffee some months ago
and began on Postum Food Coffee.
He quickly recovered and is now well,
strong and cheerful and naturally
loud In his praises of Postum.
Another friend, an old gentleman
OF seventy, named ---, who for years
suffered all one could suffer and live,
from dyspepsia, and who sometimes
for weeks could eat no bread or solid
food, only little weak Cruel or milk,
quit coffee upon my recommendation
and took up Postum. He began to get
better at once. Now he can eat rich
pastry or whatever he likes end Is
perfectly we'll"
Names given by Postum Co., Bat.
tie Creek, Mich.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
Place for COMPLAINT.

In small cafe close TO the Grand
place, Brussels, the proprietor has had
the following notice posted on the
walls:
Customers who find the price Of
drinks somewhat high are requested to
address any complaints they may have
to make direct to the minister Of
finance"
This is an allusion to the tax on al
cohol imposed by the minister. AS an
electioneering device it is almost
worthy copying.-London Express.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
Beware OF olntments for catarrh That
Contain Mernury.

Az mercury will surely destroy the sense OF smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering II through the mucous surfaces Such
articles should never be used except on prescrp-
tons from reputable physicians, the damage
they will do is tenfold TO the good you possibly
derive from them. Halls Cstarrh Cure. manu-
factuIed BY r. J. Cheney & Co. Toledo o., con-
tains no mercury, and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you
get the genuine. II is taken internally, and made
in Toledo, Ohio, by +, J. Cheney & Co. Tesu-
onials free. Sold by Druggists price 7Sc per bottle
Halls Family Pills are the best
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16

AQQ pdlCt VI
TOO highly colored, and showing q
"brickdust like" deposit.
Urination is infrequent, too frequent
or excessive.
You should heed these danger sig
mails before chronic complications set
In-Diabetes, Dropsy, Bright's Dis
ease.
Take Doan's Kidney Pills in time
and the cure is simple.
J. f. Wainwright, Of the firm Of
Bones & Wainwright, painters and
contractors, Pulaski, Va, says: -Four
or five times year for the past few
years have suffered with severe at
lacks of pain in my back. caused from
kidney trouble. During these spells
was in such misery from the constant
pain and aching that it was almost i'm
possible for me to stoop or straighten
and it really seemed as IL the whole
small Of my back had given away. At
times | also had difficulty with the
kidney secretions which were discol-
ored, irregular and scalding, and was
also greatly distressed with headaches
and dizziness. / used a number Of
recommended remedies but ! never
found anything so successful as Doan's
Kidney Pills. When heard OF them
had an attack and procured a box
of them. In few days the pain and
lameness disappeared, the trouble
with the kidney secretions was cor
rected and my system was improved
gene- lily. Ihave every confidence in
Doan's Kidney Pills"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr.. VAIN
wright will be mailed to any part Of
the United States on application. Ad-
dress Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N.
Y. For sale by all druggists. price 80
cents per box.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
Consults No One.

The wonderful organizing ability Of
Mr.. j. Pierpont Morgan was being dis
cussed among party of bankers,
when onerasked:
do you suppose that he originates
all his schemes, as a general does his
war maneuvers, and then directs his
associates to put them in execution, or
do you think he first consults his part
ners and gets their opinions?"
II do not think that Mr.. Morgan ever
consults any one" replied the one who
assumed to know. His will is DOM
inant. / am told that even at bridge
whist he never asks his partners per.
mission to play."-New York Times.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16

Truth crushed to earth will rise
again, but too often it needs crUtches.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
The Difference.

What's the difference between the
Tramps' Protective association and q
golf fiend"
"Wel?"
why, one links the tramps and the
other tramps the links. Princeton
Tiger.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
CQmplata External and Internal Treatment

Battle the affected parts with hot and Cucua Soap cleanse
the surface OF custs and scales and soften The tckned cu Dry
without hard rubbing and apply Cua Ointment freely ay itching
irritation, and inflammation and sooh and heal and lastly take Cu
Reont cool and cleanse the blood This complete
affords instant relief permits and sleep in the forms of
and other itching burning and sc huours of the skim scalp
and BLOOD and points speedy permanent and economical when
all other remedies and the best physicians fail AS evidence of the
wonderful curative properties of Cucura Remedies and their world
wide sale, quote from
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
The Hon. MI. Justice Finlen0TGS Letter.

az desire give my voluntary testimony the beneficial effects of
your Cuura Remedies suffered for time from
of uric acid in the blood since the middle of last year. from
attack of chiefly the scalp face and neck and
limb for several months under professional treatment but the
remedies prescribed were of avail and gradually becoming
my face deady disfgred and lost nearly hair AT last
prevailed upon Remedies and them
ahoouh trial with the most satisfactory results The disease soon began
disappear grow again. fresh growth OF
hair is covering my head and my limb although not yet quite cure
gradually improving My wife thinks highly of your remedies that She
has purchasing them order make other
suffering similar complaints and President Bible Womens
Society," told the Bible report any should
notice when person afflicted that remedies
be resorted to-" ROBERT ISAAC FINNEMORE.
Os4ss yemec Nvfl
oxand fo
ofthe How ocursIhsm
Island
London French Depot
prto Boso A.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
In ReplY.

do you believe, Miss Pearl, that ig.
norance is bliss?"
I'm not certain, but you seem hap
py."-Cassell's Journal.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16

edy and Ihsu
nH convinced
your nIedicins
err
L celebratediu
IA a large cele
y. The follow.
20 I caught
ng and which
the bronchial
y voice thatI
engagements
to try Peruna,
+ used a patent
pr a bottle.
be my surpriss
W days l was
in three weeks
L am never
an occasional
'wn. Julian
|npt and salts
Use of Peruna
nan, givinga
20 and he will
valuable ad.
President of
Columbus.o
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16

Iowa Farms 50 Per Acre Cash,
balance u crop TIL paid MULHALL. Sioux City, Ia
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-04-16
FREE GOVERNMENT LANpsI

For list laws, maps ana general information or
free Farm, Mineral, Timber Lands, u. > and Can
ada, send Is cts OF stamps to National Information
Bureau. st. Paul, MINI.
The Tupelo journal., 1903-07-10
OLD-TIME TIPPING.
Evil Was Strong in Old England M
These Stories Go
to Show.

The tipping habit is bad enough
everywhere, and is worse in Europe
than here. In the eighteenth century
it was a greater evil than it is now.
A writer in the Cornhill Magazine
tells some stories to illustrate the old
condition of things.
In Edinburgh in 1860 the Society
of Clerks enacted that all servants
should be forbidden to take tips and
members forbidden to give them.
This example was followed by other
clubs and societies. To-day there is
the rule in most clubs against the
feeling Of servants.
An eccentric Irish gentleman, Lord
Taaffe, used to attend his guests to
the door, and if they offered any
money to the servants who were
lined up with the guests baggage, the
host would say, "If you give, give it
me, for it was l that did buy the din
ner."
A well-known colonel, while sitting
at dinner, inquired the names of the
hosts servants. For" said he, II
cannot pay them for such a good
dinner, but ] should like to remember
them in my will"
Another eccentric gentleman, after
patiently redeeming his hat, sword,
cane and cloak, to the very bottom of
his purse, turned to the two remain
ing servants who were waiting obse-
quiously, each with a glove, and said,
affably. Keep those. l will not
trouble to buy those back. They are
old and not worth a shilling"
The Tupelo journal., 1903-07-10
Ancient King in ArmOr.

King Francis 1. of France, who
reigned about the middle of the six
teenth century, dressed himself elab-
orately for the battle of Pavia, when
he expected to win, and thereby to
become the master of Italy. An old
chronicle says: 'The king of France
in his armor went about from
squadron to squadron and he wore
over his mail a surcoat of brocade
and brown velvet c%hecquer wise, with
many F's embroidered thereon in vel
vet on the brocade and in brocade on
the velvet and with cords of gold and
brown silk. On his helmet he wore
a great yellow and brown plume, the
feathers dropping down to the horses
TANKS, and from the midst rose a
brown pennon with a red salamander,
having above it a great gilt F and
around it the words This time and no
more This motto he bore because
he thought on that day certainly to
make himself lord of Italy," How
ever, he lost the battle and was taken
prisoner.
The Tupelo journal., 1903-07-10

"The first time l ever put on a dress
suit said eX-Gov. Schofield, was at
the reception and ball which followed
in the evening of the day that 1 was
inaugurated. | remember that we
had to stand on a little platform,
raised a few inches from the floor,
while the crowd passed along and
shook hands with Mrs. Schofield and
myself.
81 weighed just 96 pounds at that
time, and was as thin as a match.
Mrs. Schofield is a fieshy woman, and
as l looked at her during a lull in the
procession and then sized up my own
diminutive anatomy. 1 whispered to
her:
martha, we must look like the
living skeleton and the fat woman
in the dime museum to these people!'
THAT settled Mrs. Schofield for the
balance of the evening, and to save
herself she could not get rid of the
ripple of mirth that would sweep i've
her face and break out into peals Of
laughter as the Righteousness of the
situation appealed to her."-Mil-
waukee Sentinel.
The Tupelo journal., 1903-07-10
Terrific creo.ote Explosion.

While several Louisville & Nash
vile railroad boilermakers were re-
pairing a boiler at the depot in Pas
cagoula last week sparks fell into a
nearby 500-barrel tank of creosote,
setting it on fire. Before anything
could be done the flames spread to
the south side Of the railroad. The
big plant there, with tanks holding
1900 barrels, went up with a ter
rifle explosion, scattering the flames
upon the piles of lumber nearby and
the railroad tracks, which imme-
diately caught fire. A freight en-
CINE was sent to Scranton for hose
and when this came the fire was
soon placed under control.
The railroad tracks were COM
pletely demolished for seventy-five
feet, stopping all traffic for twelve
hours. Fifteen cars of creosote on
the tracks and 1900 barrels of oil
miraculously escaped being explod-
ed.
The loss is estimated at 900.
There was no insurance.
The Tupelo journal., 1903-07-10
COUNSEL FOR HARRINGTON.
The Alleged VIII Have
COunse Provided by Fellow
COuntrymen In st. Louis.

st. Louis, July 3.-Maj. Yates, who
visited the Jail at Clayton, Tuesday,
had a short conversation with Bar
rington Wednesday,, after which he
announced that the prisoner had I'M
doubtedly been a private in the En-
glish army in India.
The visitor said he had been a ser
geant major. in the English army, and
that after retiring, about twenty
years ago, came to this country and
bought a stock ranch in Illinois. Since
that time he claims to have been
more or less in ST. Louis.
Maj. Yates insists on providing
counsel for Darlington, though the
latter appears Indifferent about it. H.
G. Offenbacher, of ST. Louis, accom-
panied Maj. Yates. A ~sergeant-at-
law of the kings bench, England, will
also be employed, according to the
major, to assist in the defense.
Maj. Yates stated hat the mans
name is Barton and not Darlington.
He said that on account of his nation
atty he and other Englishmen in st.
Louis would see that attorneys were
provided to protect his interests.