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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-06-05


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noon SONG and Bible service in the
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William r. Smith OF KAmAs has been
chosen AZ one Of four missionaries that
have been chosen to 20 70 South Africa
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schools wish to thank hrs' W. W. Olnh
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ever played IN CoaiVi'Ie vac pui'eo o.
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between Tue Ooai''le ano noy"v'il
ooys' Inc game ~As arranged on sno'
notice ana none "i the ooys mao ma
much ptAe'i'e' Out they I'll piayeu hn'
Ten inninRe were played Al lhe enn
when the score s'oou Z 70 y he''he
slde winning owe US Ano'ne' gam
boys -
DR.. Donoher wns called TO snydeTvill
Nam Archibald who was aeeidep,I
sho, uI,b one Of ,hose .plavIul" 2s.cal
No. rif,., The wound Ia in the sbould.
and 1, NO, verv serious although IL wi
prevent him from u,ing a Run for .om
time. IL strange indeed that pareni
uill allow their children TO use the,
s,cs,ms Tins not ONLY endangeyin
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NO ONE SAFE NOWADAYS
Mrs Jones Idea Of the WIekedness Of
the World.

Mrs Jones Idea Of the Wiekedness Of
the World
I see that the author Of this uoem
on freedom IS accused Of plagiarism
now observed Jones. dropping his
morning paper on the floor and turn
ing his attention 10 the buttered toast
1T is something awful. - replied Mrs.
Jones with the seTerest kind OF an
expression upon her face. the way
these men 80 about the country mar
Tying innocent women
plagiarism. said Jones, Ioftflv.
means a literary thief
Stole some books. did hep
NO. To- he simply pirated ideas.
They claim that some woman wrote
the poem years ago
4 don't see wat they want &c
bring II up against her nov for. she
may have been young at the time and
be trying 70 live IL down: but no one
is safe IN these days Ct yellow pa,
pers-
And Mrs Jones helped herreH &c
another piece or toast as she con
tinued 70 look severely e her hus-
bard. as u i was al his fault
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now be in the gulf stream. well on her
way 70 the other side. 1t is expected
that the trip Of 5000 miles viii be
made in 50 days, and with favorable
weather. the doughty skipper can
cover the distance in much less time.
No man on the Atlantic coast is
better fitted TO make such a hazard
Gus trip than Capt Eisenbraum- He
has demonstrated his ability as a sail
OF in two navies- He was born in Ger
many thirty-four years ago, and when
a mere lad took 10 the sea When but
nineteen years Of age he was COM
missiOned as an officer in the naval
service of the Kaiser, and for six
years he made a fine record. He
thought. however, that a brighter fu-
ture awaited him in America. so he
rezigned his position in order that he
might become a citizen Of the RePub-
lie
Coming to Boston nine years ago,
he went into the merchant marine
service. and soon demonstrated to the
Yankee tars that he was a man to be
reck0ned with He demonstrated his
ability as a navigator on two on three
stormy cruises. and on one occasion
saved the lives OF a ships crew dur
ing a storm OF the African coast
For a number Of seasons past Capt
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many. where he was born. is putting
up the capital for the undertaking So
far he has spent about $500, and the
expenses viii be considerably larger
before the completion Of the trip. He
is Just as enthusiastic and as confident
Of the success Of the venture as Capt
Eisenbraum. and s ready 10 post a
wager that his friend viii make the
trip safely.
We have been working on the
project for the past eighteen months, %
ne said The boat, which is what is
known as a Swampscott dOry, was
built especially for the trip.
Capt Eisenbraum comes from a
seafaring family, although he was born
in the middle part of Germany. His
father. Jacob Eisenbraum. who died a
year ago. was an admiral in the Ger
man navy. and he also had a brother
who was in the navy Ludwig went
into the navy when quite young. and
remained there until he was twenty
FIVE Then he came to this country,
and did not return home again until
the death OF his father, a year ago
He IS a naturalized American citizen,
and makes his home in Boston when
he is not on the water.
When he started ! presented him
with a beautiful American flag an5
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the foreign Office in COnstantinOple to
his present post, and is said, like his
predecessors, to stand high in the
favor of the Sultan. He is a typical
Oriental in appearance, with swarthy
complexion, large brown eyes. black
hair and beard worn in the Oriental
fashion He dresses according to Eu-
rOpean fashion, but at all state func-
tons wears a fez and a court uniform,
covered with rich embroidery.
The Persian minister is in many
ways the most picturesque member Of
the diplomatic corps. and in his court
uniform with jeweIed orders on his
breast and astrakan cap looks as if
he might have stepped from one Of
the Arabian Nights tales. His full
name and title, which he rarely uses,
is Gen. Isaac Khan Mofakhamed Dow
let His friendship with the present
Shah has often been commented upon
and dates from the period when they
served in the same regiment before
the death of the late Shah
Gen. Isaac Khan is a man Of educa-
ton and wealth and has served In St.
Petersburg, Egypt and Belgium. He
has recently been promoted to the
rank Of ambassador for a special mis-
sion to Mexico. Venezuela and the
Argentine Republic, with which coun-
tries he hopes TO establish commercial
relations
Siam, the Hermit Kingdom, is at
present represented by no less a per
sOnage than a cousin Of the late Queen
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Eisenbraum has been an officer On one
OF another OF the racing yachts. and he
is thoroughly familiar with most OF
the craft on the New England coast
He was second mate on the yacht Mar
line. and last year was first mate On
the Constitution He had an oher TO
so out again this year. but declined in
order that he might take the European
trip.
This is no plan Of a fanatic he
said, when speaking Of his proposed
trip a short time before his departure.
I have had the plan in my head for
years. and have only been waiting 70
secure financial backing 1 have no
doubt Of the success Of my venture
and have no fear OF an accident The
great trouble with those in the past
who have failed in their endeavOrs TO
cross the Atlantic in an open boat is
that their craft was not OF the right
selection. The boat in which intend
making the trip viii be safer than q
sloOp or tugbOat-"
The management Of the boat during
sleeping time, he said, was an easy
matter. From two 10 three hours
sleep in tEenty-four viii be sufficient
on the voyage" he said During that
time / shall drop out a sea anchor.
which viii assist in keeping the boat
always with her head 10 the waves.
This is a most important feature Of
trip OF this kind. In my opinion, An
drea and others who have had much
larger boats than the Constitution
have met their end by turning broad
side when they were sleeping, and
capsizing-
L Cheinstein, who was a playmate
of Eisenbraum's in Kruhnach, Ger
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Sir Cheng-Tung Lang Cheng-
many ways one Of the most note
worthy Orientals ever sent here. The
appointment OF Sir LANG is an evil
dence OF the progressive policy which
has been adopted BY the Empress Daw-
ager, as he belongs 70 the advanced
party in China and has been educated
abroad chiefly. His preparation was
made at Andover. and he was a stu
dent at Amherst College.
Like his predecessor, Mr.. WI, he
speaks English fuently and knows
quite as much Of the American char
acter and institutions. When he was
formerly stationed in Washington Sir
LANG was a devOtee Of society and in
constant evidence at all social func-
lions. He belonged TO several dane
ing clubs, and despite the fact that he
then wore. as he does now. the Orien-
tai garb. was an enthusiastic Walter
Sir LANG brings with him daugh-
ter and a son. and il is said that he
viii shortly install a bride at the lega-
ton, his engagement 70 the daughter
Of the present Chinese minister TO
Paris having been announced some
time ago.
The Chinese government has built
new legation on Washington Heights.
a handsome, substantial structure.
which will be a ut setting for the
many household gods the several min
listers have added TO the legation treas
ures- Sir Lang viii take immediate
possession Of the new building.-New
York Sun.
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IL IS A LIvINe PRooF.
Seeing Him at Large, They Knew
There Was No Jail.

Seeing Him at Large, They Knew
There Was No Jail
A drummer. whose face was some
what remarkable for its ugliness, re-
Gently found himself in a little cOun-
try town
He was proceeding quietly along the
street when he was suddenly confront
ed by two large and TOughloOking
men. apparently strangers 10 the
place
The more aggressive Of the two
gave the traveller a slap on the shOul-
der ike the bang Of barn door and
said:
Il say. is there a Jail in this yere
town, where they shut up criminals2'
Now. the traveller prides himself on
his abiIftT to get along peaeeably
with all surts and conditions Of men,
so he assumed an air Of familiarity
and began
Il don't think so. I've been here
two days. and
Then there amt any, broke in the
nan with decision II you've been
in this yere town two days and there
was one you'd be in il"
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What about Capt Eisenbraum, and
his little dOry Constitution-has any
thing been heard OF them7"
Anything heard OF. them2 Why. we
hear frequently that they have been
sighted BY ocean liners. They wiz
reach the other side as sure as you're
born
One Of the old sea captains who was
seen at the Mariners House at Boston
Gay or two ago was interviewed on
the latest attempt TO cross the Allan
tic in an open boat
Isn't there danger Of an accident2"
-Dangeri III tell you. sir, there's
no more danger 10 him in that seven
teen-foOt craft in mid-Ocean than
there is to you sitting in that chair
She's the stanchest little boat that
was ever put together in this section,
and is capable Of weathering the worst
Of storms
How about the risk Of being run
down by ocean Iiners2"
Leave IL TO Ludwig Eisenbraum to
look out for that He knows his bust
ness He hasn't been following the
ssa AO4 tAe past l"eAl1-lOuE years
without knowing something about
navigation He has laid out his
plans 10 avert any mishaps Of that
kind"
Somewhere on the big. wide ocean
the little ship is now sailing. and It'd
ings Of her whereabouts are eagerly
sought after by the old salts Capt
Eisenbraum is well known along the
coast, and everyone is interested in
his welfare She left before a good
breeze. and Just twenty-four hours
later she was sighted 1S5 miles out TO
sea According to schedule she should
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told him TO hoist It at whatever port
he might touch. He is fond OF his
adopted country and knows that his
allegiance TO Old Glory wiz be ap
preciated- His first stop VIII be made
at Queenstown, from where he wiz 60
% London He VIII also go 70 Ham
bT--g and Berlin, and wiz undoubted-
j. be royalty received BY the people
Of his native land He viii also visit
Paris and probably other points in
Europe The return trip win be made
in an Oeean liner"
At least a score Of daring navigators
have left these shores 10 cross the
Atlantic in small boats during the
past ten or fifteen years Some Of
them have given up the task after
getting out On the ocean a short dis
lance and have made their way TO
some other seacoast town than the
one from which they started Su1
there are some few who have accom-
plished the feat Some years ago
Capt Crepo Of New Bedford made the
trip with his wife in. a double-ender
something like a whalebOat Later
he became master Of a vessel and was
drowned in the West Indies
Capt Andrea is one Of those who
started 10 make the trip. and from
whom nothing has ever been heard
Shortly after his marriage last year
he and his wife left one Of the sea
shore resorts in a small boat for the
purpose OF going 10 England Neither
Of them have been heard from since,
and no trace Of their boat has been
found.
Capt Blackburn Of Gloucester and
Capt Perry Of SwampscOtt have made
the trip across the Atlantic, but they
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STRIFE At THE CAPITAL
FOR UNCLE SANS FAVOR
Oriental Countries Send Representatives to
Washington, Choosing Them From Among
Their Best and BraiS est Diplomats
Siamess Minister.

Besides the seven ambassadors,
twenty-nine ENJOYS extraOrdinarl and
ministers plenipOtentiary represent as
many nations at the United States
capital They rank according TO their
length Of service and are placed after
the cabinet in the official code Of Ell
quette followed by the state depart
ment
OF the European nations, Sweden
and Norway, Denmark, the Neither
lands. Belgium. Portugal, Spain. Swift
zerland and Turkey are represented
by ENJOYS Of the second grade. So
are i've OF the Oriental countries. OF
the seventeen American republics only
one, Mexico, maintains an ambassador
in the United States, the others send
ing ministers.
Turkeys representative, Chekib
Bey, who was appointed to succeed
Ali FerOugh Bey nearly two years
ago, has not yet presented his ere
dentials- The reason he has not been
formally received BY the President is
technical one, and he enjoys all the
9rerOgatives Of his position In the
past winter, for instance, he attended
the state receptions at the White
House, was a guest at dinner there.
and took the same part in society
as though he had been officially &C
cepted here. He viii not, however,
be permitted to present his papers tO
the president until Turkey has full
filed the many promises she has made
to this government
Chekib Bey was transferred from
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20 Manr 80 stud.nts-

At the convention Of the American
Medical association in New Orleans
Dr. Billings drew attention to the fact
that the medical colleges are gradual
ing annually from 10000 to 1850 ply
sieians, when the actual needs Of this
country call for only about $500. It
seems a pity that some Of these grad
yates have not entered other profes-
siOns that are not SO crowded and can
OdIer better prospects Of remunera-
ton Sanitary engineering. naval
architecture and the comparatively
new profession Of forestry, for in
stance, are not OverCrOWded and there
wiz soon be a great demand for really
competent automobile engineer
men who combine with mechanical
ability a thorough knowledge OF gas
and other engines that are competing
for the control Of the feld.-Scienti6c
American
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warfeld an Original Humorist.

David WarfeId. the actor. was
very promising scholar as a lad when
he attended the public schools Of san
Francisco.
Il remember an examination" said
he. which was the hardest thing 1
ever had TO get through The teacher.
1 understand. has kept some of my
answers. which she says are much
more humorous than edifying. Among
a bunch that she sent me recently was
my answer 10 the query, What is a
synonym IL ran:
A synonym is a word we use in
place Of CEe we don't know how to
spell
Clever. wasn't it, Yet a lot Of feI-
lows have appropriated that as their
own. and Belasco says other fellows
were Just as bright as I was. years
before I was born Isn't that dfscour-
aging to a budding genius New
York Tines
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The Place for Him


Virgil Markham. the little son Of the
poet, has a thirst for information. and
from morning till night he asks ques-
tons Recently. having exhausted the
patience Of his gentle mother. she said,
Virgil, you really must not ask me
another question to-day I'm very tired
and you bother me
The boy was sOmeEhat surprised at
this rebuff. but he speedily rose 70 the
occasion and inquired. When 90 TO
heaven shall bother the angels"
Il hope not" answered Mrs Mark
ham
or GOd2"
NO"
Well said Virgil. eheerfuIly. II I
wont bother any one mp there. I guess
heavens the place for ne. and IT'S
about time started New York
Tines
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HE Ghost That EaiIed.

Brown is a good fellow; but, alasl he
has one bad habit It is that Of never
reaching home until the small hours
Of the morning.
But one day last week Mrs. B. hit
upon a plan. If she could not persuade
him out Of the habit, perhaps she
could frighten him out Of it And,
consequently. when he reached home
that night he was confronted BY a
tail, white-shrouded figure, which
gIided towards him
eWh-wh-w-what's that?" gasped poor
Brown
4 am the family ghostl" replied a
sepulchral voice
Brown heaved q sigh Of relief.
Great Scott" he said How you
frightened met 1 thought it was the
missusi"
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Photo by ClinedlSt, washington
can fashion and not in very good
taste. Prince Min and his staf live
there in bachelor fashion, no women
being at present inmates Of the Iega-
ton, and they do not entertain, though
they are frequently met in society.
An attractive diplomatist is the
present representative Of Siam, Phya
'Akharaj varadhara- Diplomatic rela-
lions between the land Of the White
Elephant and this country were estab-
Hshed in President Buchanan's admin
istratiOn, but no permanent legation
was maintained here until the pres
ent minister presented his credentials.
Occasional embassies were sent on
special missions. and the minister res
ident at London acted in the same
capacity for the United States.
Phya-which corresponds to the IL
tie Of barOn-Akharaj is a native OF
Bangkok, a man Of some IS years, and
holds a degree from Oxford, where he
finished his education. His father was
a Siamese nObleman Of high rank,
who had great political influence and
was one OF the statesmen responsible
for the development and progress Of
Siam. The Siamese legation is at pres
ent situated at. the Arlington, but the
minister purposes to buy or lease a
permanent legation, when he viii
doubtless be Joined by his family, who
are at present in Siam.
The latest arrival in the diplomatic
corps is Sir Cheng-tung LANG Cleng,
post where he formerly acted as at
tache, having been a member OF the
suite of the famous Minister HOOn, in
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- III Elirtation.

Abe Hummer is laughing over a
mild joke on an actor friend Of his.
The actor is a gOOd-IOOking nan OF
foTty-Odd years. and although he is
quite a gay gsllana he has a prejudice
against giving up his seat in a car 70
a woman The other day he was seat
ed in a crowded car reading his pa
per. and a lady hung on 10 the strap
IN front Of him He cast shy glsnces
up at her every nov and then over the
top Of his paper, and as she vas fair
70 the eyes. he was soon glancing up
with frequency At last she bent over
toward him. and in a voice 50 all
could hear she said with a charming
smile:
If you viii get up and give me that
seat, your little Irritation may be more
successful New York Tines
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Called Down.

4 dislike 10 mention II. Mrs. Hash
erly." said the fastidious boarder. but
really / think your board is a trife
plain"
a trifie plain. eh2@ echoed the land
lady Say. what kind OF board do
you expect for s. a week. anyway
polished mahogany
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yes, he has an excellent memory-'
"Nonsenser He doesn't seem 20 be
able TO remember the So loaned him
last year
That's Just what makes his mem
ory 50 excellent; be can remember
y target tAings as he please
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It is pretty hard to work up much
sympathy for the American girl who
thinks she has married a titled foreign
er and then finds that he is first
class waiter or has an honorable
record as a coachman.
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Two Austrian princesses and a bGrO-
ness viii attempt to swim across. the
English channel. Whether they sue
eeed CT fail they will have taken a
step materially nearer the variety
stage.
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Kentucky is priding itself on the
death Of a centenarian in his bed We
hazard nothing in saying that he did
not live in either Clay or Breathitt
county, where forty is considered
green old age.
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Douglass Gordan, a rich yOung-man-
about town in New York, whose sister
married Senator Hanna's son, gave q
81, Ace check for a Tip" TO a barber
who shaved him a few days ago
Young Douglass and his money are
soon parted.
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Eighteen languages, including Eng
lish. we're spoken in New Amsterdam
The principal difference between that
time and this seems to be that, while
more than eighteen other languages
are now spoken, English isn't
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He is a young man to have attained
so important a rank. but his family
has long held a high place in state
affairs, and through the influence OF
the late queen he was rapidly ad-
vanced in the public service. The
Korean government owns its legation,
which is situated on Iowa Circle, but,
unhappily, It is furnished in Ameri-
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y = Il be.

Say, pa, queried little Johnny
BumpernickIe, what's the meaning
Of because?
Its a legacy MotheP Eve left to her
daughters To be used as ar excuse for
tbs inexcusable, replied the old
gentleman.
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New York is to have a building 40
feet long, 20 feet wide and II stories
high. They might save valuable
space by using the building as its own
chimney.
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John L. Sullivan casts an X-ray on
Emerson's essay on the Over Soul Dy
suggesting that ''he was full when he
wrote it." Set a BOstOnian to catch
a BOstOnian.
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That Burlington, Vt, blacksmith
who became mayor few days ago is
already greatly surprised at the large
number Of people who seem to be able
to use the hammer.