The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-25

Following close behind the with the money was a
bareheaded evidently the proprietor OF the
who was yelling Justify Stop thefr Kahn. who had
stopped to recover his breath asked by the propr
etoro OF the store and policeman who galloped wheth
er he had the thief
Yes" said Kahn. Il saw him"
What did he look lke?" shouted the merchant and
the policeman
Well said Kahn deliberately "as near as / could
see ne looked like he didn't have minute spare"
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recenty-appointed second lieutenant in the army
made his first public appearance the Presidents
cepton last Thursday night. some difficulty with
his sword and tripped over it times
was in line. II between his legs danged
in most perplexing way.
Young man. said Major Corbin in a most
kindly manner that thing wearing a sword.
not hurdle"
This is letter that 10 the Pension Bureau at
Washington from who is evidently somewhat
OF a fatalist:
Il Awase Been a Publican Party.
4 Alvsase Saciated
II Been turned Down by
Il Reed my Bibel.
Il find it he is doomed.
Il also doomed.
Il Spoas go the Boanard.
Il Must Cloas"
What do know about this bilI?" asked Repre-
sentative of Secrtary Wilson of the Agricultural
partment.
Nothing Secretary replied rather tart
" Il attempt influence legislation before
gress the passed President sends il
TO me and it comes within province IL.
then it will be time for examine IL. Now.
stands. / know nothing about il.
Il sorry for that" said the Representative
I received long communication favorng the bill
which l inclined oppose. l thought would
and ask about It. The communication recites
these the of the bill and the Rep
resentative a long letter while Secretary Wilson
drummed the desk and looked bored
Well what it," replied Mr.. Wilson after the read
ing
Nothing only this communicat ton was signed by
you"
Secretary Wilson sat up in his jerk.
Jasper" he his son. who acts his private
secretary, did write letter like that"
NO. father the replied but Prof Blank
it. and you signed IL
Es aE
1t is related that while York. Professor
evening dinner seated next clergy
man, who describing the great Austrian how de-
plorabe moral conditions the East Side Why
professor said the minister Il heard eievenyearold
girl there day step up TO boy OF about her
age say III lick hell out OF you. DR.. Lor-
puzzled. he is not familiar with Ameri
slsng Lick. he said; was list dos lick? Why
lick said the clergyman a little puzzled in return
is out from. eradicate.
oh" said the professor. and hell don't know
he'll We'll hell stands for all wickedness every
thing wicked Yes see" slowly responded
DR. the eetle girl said TO the leete boy she
would stamp eradicate everything wicked from him
Hut why should that be so bad?
Representative Griggs OF Georgia telling Speaker
Henderson how good possum is when properly cooked.
when Representative Richardson, Of Georgia told him
this story.
An old negro and his boy riding the mule
the mill. The boy said to his father:
An pap. gwine TO cotch 'possum an hang
Pap dis mighty good place for 'possums
lie he'll bake. an bake, an bake an
de sugar be oozin' in de ashes an"
''Yas. chile"
.'shet ep yo fool Niger, Yo want o dis mule
fling both?'
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Senator Lodge tells a of the Massac husetts
1xrifh he
his position night his wife woke him and whis-
pered: John there burglars in the house You
must be mistaken my dear" said her husband there
may be a the senate. but in the house-oh. no;
the idea is simply preposterous
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A known showing visitor to New
York through the Players club where there is coec
ton of old mugs used by distinguished persons.
Here the Thespian. who doing the honors.
have Edwin Booths this is the Barretts mug:
and here Henry LesIie's mug; here We have Mr. Ken
mug" Thank heaven. interrupted the visitor.
that you haven't Mrs. Kendals mug"
occasion the pope wrote message TO be print
ed in a newspaper copies shown in advance
prominent by the newspaper. with request for
be printed at the time with the dotu-
nent To the request made OF him the late Thomas r.
Reed replied THE overpowering unmportaHee OF this
makes speeches.. 1 have nothing to say.
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The teacher had ben explaining the class In etymo
ogy the meaning of the word gamy' as an ending OF
and had taken Illustrations the three
words "poIygarny.r "bisamy" 'monogamy." "Polyg
amy children explained Is the condition Of having
several wives: bgamy condition having wives
and monogamy. that OF having one wife.
After discussing various other roots and words. she
reverted 10 those had explained. and
tions 70 test knowledge Of her pupils Now. chill
dren' she said. when a hes many wives. a
u,ornan has many husbands what DO call it,"
"Polygany.' the response.
And what Is it there wives two
husbands?
"Bigamy.'
VERY good But II the right Of affairs eKizr-.
and man has only wife and woman only one hus
Is Fl them
"Monotony'
a.
: junior counsel Air. Justice Hawkins Gre
p.sccng Campbell addressing the jury.
be referred 20 brouzhsrn. and pronounced the word
sylishes-bTo Excuse me-" Sid his lord
ship. think that Instead II saynz brouzh-
am YOU say broom. you would 5e intel
iEible to Jun and. moreover. you would
syllable obliged your lortshp." quietly
replied Hawkins. and proceeded 70 bring bis address
to cio=e Presently the Judge summing rssee
use OF the omnibus Instantly Mr. Hawk
ms and exclaimed. -Pardos MUD but would
the liberty suggesting !ntese - sayinK omnibus
ycur IcTdship would say bus ard yoz would Their -
more intsilizIbe the juTT and hes6ss ycv would
save syiiaales-