Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

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One sacbet doesn't make q corSage.
Self. possession lie nine points Of the
lawyer.
Sometimes . girls face is her mis-
fortune.
Where there lie q will there is q way
60 break It.
Where there lie win there is a way
20 break Il.
Why lie it that . hen cackles and .
robin singer
The comic valentine is only comic
on one side.
Even q dry wine will whet q thirsty
mans appetite.
Fame doesn't always consist Of be-
dng talked about.
As long as two people are lovers
they are children.
Bad habits are apt to grow on a man
faster than warts.
II politics were religion more men
would attend church.
1t requires a strong constitution to
be a successful invalid.
Some men even hire others to do
their kicking for them.
A search warrant is superhuous in
the quest of happiness.
In society it is more blessed to be
polite than to be truthful.
Soon the coal famine victim will be
trying to Jolly the iceman.
Some men are bulls in the stock
market and bears at home.
When a man doesn't meet his bills
1t keeps him busy lodging.
Company should be mighty careful
about the men who keep It. -.
Sometimes the good die young and
sometimes they Outgrow it.
A gold brick is a gilt-edge invest
ment, but it's all on the edge.
With some elevator men, you press
the button and they take a rest.
The married man doesn't feel like
q bird when his wife makes him quail.
You can always strengthen your
argument by remaining good natured.
1t seems queer tn 1t people lose 30
many more things than they can find.
Only fools sacrifice the certainties Of
today for the uncertainties of tOmor-
row.
Some people only believe half they
hear, and then select the d~isagreeable
part.
When a follow goes out for q lark
he also manages to take in few swal-
lows.
A woman always wants her moneys
worth, even when she sends a tele-
gram.
An optimist is q man who has rain.
bow in the place whore brings ought
TO be.
Borrowing trouble is like trying to
cure a boil by rubbing it with a curry
comb.
Marriage is a lottery for a man; for
q woman it is betting on a dead sure
thing.
For obvious reasons a bookseller
should not acquire the art of book
keeping.
When some men stand on their dig
nifty they have no visible mean o.
support.
Politics is nearly as respectable az
huwu9oNa huN the wawuwAu own 1aoe
perment.
It makes q girl blush to think Of the
things that will not make her blush
some day.
The house managed to have quite q
lively time over the White House
laundary bill.
Some people have more hair on
their clothes than you will find on
their heads.
Many a young mans ability to get
along without brains is due to his ia
theirs money.
You can't always tell where a man
is from by the record he leaves on the
hotel register.
Most any bride q COOK all she
knows about on her husbands salary
of $50 a month.
You are only q half -hearted round
er il you are the first at a party Ia
mention going home.
After a man gets OF one witty re.
mark he lie expected to give q cOntin-
nous performance.
Wigg-"What q stuffy little place
Biones lives in" Wagg-"Naturally
He's g taxidermist."
Applicants for membership In the
average club r more often high
balled than blackballed.
A woman's idea of a shopping expe.
ditlon Is to visit every store in town
without buying anything.
All women have a habit Of loving
Just the way all men have q habit Of
criticising the government.
The nearest thing to a valetine q
married woman receives Is q heart-to
heart talk from her husband.
You can seldom build up without
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