The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1903-08-05
Local Miscellany.


it alone.
1t doesn't require much effort to 20
down hill.
The people who trust to luck are
lucky to get trust.
The world seldom looks rosy to the
man with red eyes.
Some people talk to much to really
say anything.
To boast of ones honesty doesn't
always prove it.
It is necessary to begin at the top in
digging we'll.
Economy is an art that many study
but few master.
The joiner generally manages to
make both ends meet.
Don't hurry yourself with more airs
than you can carry.
1t is often safer to follow a man 5
advice than his example.
There are fellows who laugh and
grow fat oyer their own Jokes.
The talkative barber occasional ily
INDUCES in cutting remarks.
Even the weather man lays by a few
predictions for a rainy day.
a girl may be named Frances with
out necessarily being frank.
Speaking of race suicide what's the
matter with the toy pistol;
The objectionable sin, in the eyes
of a woman, is not to admire her.
Money may make the mare go, but
it's different with an automobile.
The lawyers brief seldom demon
strates that brevity is the soul of wit.
Art seldom pays, in which respect it
resembles II good many artists.
The sclf-made man admires even his
own mistakes because he makes them.
Some people are continually being
carried away by train of thoughts.
Honesty is the best policy, but don't
forget to keep your premiums paid up.
Many budding poet who woos the
muse should be sued for breach Of
promise.
We often hear of love at first sight,
but after that love is just as blind as
ever.
Ask a married man how he propos-
ed and he generally looks ashamed of
himself.
There is something really line and
ennobling about the patience of our
creditors.
Some people are always talking
about lending hand, but it's often
empty.
Obstacles wouldn't be so trouble
some ii they weren't always in the
way.
Some people only believe the half
they hear, and then divide that by
two.
1t is mistake for woman to i'm
agine she can conceal her age with a
coat OF paint
The sluggards may go to the ant,
but the mosquito will meet him more
luan halt-Way,
The pickpocket has to keep u watch
on his victim before he can take one
away from MN.
The only people who believe they
are two old TO learn are those who are
really too young,
The happiness of being miserable is
often exemplided by a young girls
first love affair.
Some fellows can no more keen ont
OF debt than other fellows can helm
falling in love.
When a man is under a cloud YOU
cant always convince him that it has
a silver lining
When woman begins TO pay full
fare for her children she realizes that
she Is getting along in years.
Some parents roioice IN the strength
of minds OF their children. but los,
sight OF the strength Of don't mind.
The widow is entitled TO a third o
HSi hHopohN 'othtf buL lut Wllt uI
shoemaker may get his awl.
When mule kicks he generally ac
complishes something, which is NOR
than can be said Of a lot of men.
Most OF us can be kept pretty bus,
attending TO our own business, in spit
OF a prevailing tendency to the con
trary.
The man who realizes that he ha
made a fool of himself experience
considerably difficulty In keeping 9th
ers from finding it out
The Summer girl should remembe
that II Is better 10 have too man
strings to o bog than too many beaux
ON string.
Boast not, and the worll knows nc
who you are; boast, and II despise
you for what you are.-Lite.
Eve ato the apple,
Adam got the core.
That the way II is to day,
And shall be cyermore.