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The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22
Only Car Fare.

Proprietor (who has been looking over the accountsl-Mr. Waddle, do you ever take any money out of the cash drawer
 Salesmah-I occasionally take out car fare
 "H'm. hm! Do you live in San Fran cisco or Sitka 2"-Boston Transcript.
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22
safe.

Mr. Crmsonbeak-I see a Brooklyn woman has discovered way of preventing her losing her hair.
 Mrs. Crmsonbeak-I And what does she do?
 Locks it in the safe '-Yonkers States man.
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22
Noman's Inh nhunianisy fo Man.

Prominent note + made 6I the fact C at man clerk ln the post office depar;- ment al N Washington gave up her husband tataer taaH lose her situation. The order oi tle postmaster general is cruel No tell- ing now many poor husbands will be driven out Ems cold winter 10 make their own LY.Hg g-GH Heinuati Enquirer
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

actually penetrates to the pain and cures where other lin- iments and salves either ab- solutely fail or fall far short of complete success.
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22
No Need of Impatience.

It is only 97 more years until we start another century, and if they slip along as last as those that are just gone 1t will be here before we know it-PittsbuIg Times.
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

If you want to be cured of a cough use Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pike's Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22
THE WOEFUL WHEEL.
George Though He Was Doing His Duty, But It W ns Labor
 Lost.

A young man in a cricket shirt and straw hal was wheeling baby carriage backward and forward along the pavement m front of l small house III Westgate-on-Nea.
 The hot afternoon sun poured pitilessly down upon hIm, and he was angry as any man in the Heigaborhood, relates the Manchester Guardian.
 My dear, came voice from the up per window of the house.
 Let me alone, cant yeus" lie shrieSed back, and went on wheeling and mopping his face.
 An Hour later the same voice came from the window in earnest, pleading tones
 George dear'
 Well, what on earth do you want@' he shouted. Have the water pipes burstzs
 No. George. dear walled the voice, tthe water pipes are all right, but you've heen wheeling Amy $ doll al the afternoon. Hadn't you better let baby have turn now"
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

If you do not derive prompt and satis. factory results from the use Of Hernna. write at once to Dr Hartman. giving full statement of your ease and he will be pleased to give you his valuable ad- vice gratis.
 Address Dr. Hartman. President of The Hartman Sanitariam. ColHmb bus. O
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22
WHEN BACKS ARE BAD.

E a q backs a r e caused by sick kid neys.
 Most back ache pal n $ a r e kidney pains.
 Backache is t Il e ii T $ [ symptom of kidney dis or ders.
 Neglect the warning o f
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

He (at the piano. )-"And what air do vou preter| She well, if you give me my choice, I'll take millionaire "-B Baltimore News.
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

Virtue being it's own reward, doesn't t al ways attract the shrewdest talent to its pursuit t.-Puck.
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

When the evolution of history is held back 1t results in reyoluton.-Ra $ Horn
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken of ss d cough cure.-J. W. O'Brlen, 322 Ihrd Ave, N, Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. 6, 1900.
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

The world is more inclined 10 take man e ais own estimate ef himself when ne places t low than when he puts it nigh Judge
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22
HE IS HOLDING HIS OWN.
Editor Gonznles' Condition Some what Improved but phys ysicinns Not
 Inclined to Promise Recovery.

Columbia. s. C.. Jan. 19.-There have been more encouraging symp- toms in the condition of Editor Con- zales than have appeared at any time since his wounding by Iieut.-Goy riilman, last Thursday. but it is inn possible to give any promise as to the ultimate result of his ease. The physi- clans say simply that he is holding his own and that he probably has passed the period of danger from peritonitis.
 The wounds in the intestines have shown an improvement. The ob- struction has been relieved and the passages have been kept open, while the wounds themselves have pro- gressed fayorably.
 Dig Fire at Nashville, Tenn.
 The wholesale dry goods establish ment of the Lyles-Black comnanv W. was destroyed by fire in Nashville Tenn; loss, S23O. GOO
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22
wANrEn.-n!! AGENTS.

Good reliable energetic men to sell our High Grade Line of Lubricatng Otis, Greases, Beltng, Rooi
 n m and House Paints White Lead. etc, either e1- clnsvely or us side line locally or travelling on com mission Add The ndustria oil Supply Co., ce'eano' V'
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

pedaled d-Judge
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

Thousands ofpeople have catarrh who would be surprised to know it. because it has been called some othername than catarrh. The fact is eatarrh is eatarrh wherever located; and another fact which is of equally great importance, is that Peruna cures catarrh wherever located.
The Monticellonian., 1903-01-22

stubenvol of Ehon Wis, the Evangelical Lutheran ef of the n
 n of 
 Medicine Ohio
 Gentlemen: I hemorrhages lungs long lime despaired Peruna gave strength and and made healthy blood 1T increased weight healthy color and feel we'll 1T is he medicine world everyone Peruna in the would from death '-H STJBENtOLL
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-04-18
NOTICE.

Weiser Lodge No. II, |. 0. o. f.
will observe the 94th Anniversary of
the founding of Odd Fellowship in
the United States, by appropriate
Exercises in the Lodge room on Sat-
urday evening April 25th, at
o'clock.
All members of the Order and their
families and all Rebekahs are cor
daily invited.
Visiting Brothers and their fam
lilies are especially requested to be
present J. B. CotkLEr,
NoRvAL GoRRIE,
0. Nj. HARVEY.
65-3 Committee of Arrangements.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-04-18
A Sweet Breath

is never failing sign of healthy
stomach. When the breath is bad
the stomach is out of order. There
is no remedy in the world equal to
kodol Dyspepsia Cure for curing
indigestion, dyspepsia and all stomach
disorders. Mrs. Mary S. Crick, of
White Plains, KY, writes II have
been dyspeptic for tried all
kinds of remedies but continued to
grow worse. By the use of Kodol |
began to improve at once, and after
taking few bottles am fully restored
IN weight, health and strength and
can eat whatever | like. Kodol
digests what you eat and makes the
stomach sweet.
DAVIS DRgG Co.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-04-18
New Subscribers.

New subscribers are Pat Mcclure
James Riggs, Mrs. Lola Nesbir
Weiser; E. l. Morris, Willburus; NJ
r Morris, Middle Valley; G. A.
Lambrix, Pollock Mrs, James R
Terp, Boise; Henry Ottman, Boise
Chas. Hall, p. G. Sutton, Bee Greek,
ILL.,, sent by E. l.. Morris; A. j
Kimball, st John, Mich, sent by D.
A. Utter; John Niece, Victor. Col
W. B. yelling, New York; j. A
Adams, Welser
Renewals: Frank Mitchell, Black
foot; P L. Keeney, NJ. Everett,
Welser; B. W Wilson, Dale; Mrs.
S. Ross, NJ. L. Dickerson, Weiser.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-04-18
Good for Children.

The pleasant to take and harmless
One Minute Cough Cure gives i'm
mediate relief in all cases of Cough
Group and LaGrippe because it does
not pass Immediately into the
stomach, but takes effect right at
the seat Of the trouble. 1t draws
out the Inflammation, heals and
soothes and cures permanently by
enabling the lungs to contribute pure
llte-giving and life. sustaining oxygen
to the blood and tissues.
DAVIS DRUG Co.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-04-18
Makes A Clean Sweep.

There's nothing like doing thing
thoroughly. OF all the Salves YOU
ever heard of, Bucklens Arnica
Salye is the best. 1t sweeps away
and cures Burns, Sores, Bruises, Cuts,
Bolls, Ulcers, Skin Eruptions and
Piles. It's only 25c, and guaranteed
to give satisfaction by.
DAVIS DRUG Co.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-04-18
Notice to Sbeepmen.

Gibbs & Dickerson have just re-
ceived consignment of 4 pound
wool sacks, and will furnish the same
at cost or 36 cents, at their sheep
shearing plant on Sage Greek near
Middle Valley 65-ft
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-04-18
Will COrreSpondentEzp|aiD?
Cuprum, Idaho.
April IA, 1902

April IA, 1902
Mr.. r. T.. Lockwood,
Dear Sir:
| read in
your paper in the correspondence
from Cuprum that [ had received a
note in which | was ordered to leave
Cuprum. | wish to say that your
correspondent willfully misinformed
you in this matter. l. was never
asked to leave Cuprum or any place
where | have ever lived, and | am
not entitled to any such notoriety.
| wish you would ask your correspon
dent to correct the statement or give
me the name of the party who wrote
it Yours respectfully,
Mrs. MARY SULLIVAN.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-04-18

65-3 Committee of Arrangements
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-17
EXCURSION RATES TO CHICAGO

Via the Northwestern Line. Excur-
sion tickets will be sold at reduced
rates September %, % and 80, limited
to return until October 2, inclusive.
Send stamp to W. B. Kniskern, Pas
senger Traffic Manager, Chicago, or
call on ticket agent for copy of hand
some Chicago Centennial Folder, is
sued by the Northwestern Line, pro-
fusely illustrated, giving an outline of
the program for Celebration Week, a
brief reference to Chicago's early his
tory and the relation of the North
Western Line to the industrial pro-
gress of the city. For further particu-
lars apply to agents Chicago & North
Western Railway. dws27
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-17

Examinations under the United
States civil service will be held in the
federal building in Milwaukee on the
following dates: Oct. z, assistant
steam engineer United States peni-
Tertiary service, Atlanta, Ga, 5000;
local and assistant inspector of hulls
In the steamboat inspector service at
Seattle, Wash, $500; Oct. 81, inter
prefer (Roumanian and Slavikl i'm
migration service at Baltimore, Md,
81, 200; Oct. 21-22, mechanical drafts
man in 1.-THE ordnance department at
large at Rock Island arsenal, ILL.,,
Washington and Sandy Hook ten va
cancies) 81 200; Oct. 81, bookkeeper
Philippine service, $1,000; civil engi-
neer, Philippine service fourteen va
caucies) at salaries ranging from ST.
200 to 81 300.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-17
Raymond Castleman, of Milwaukee
transacted business in Kenosha today.

Raymond Castleman, of Milwaukee
transacted business in Kenosha today.
John Williamson left Tuesday even
ing for Denver, Col, where he will
make an extended sojourn for his
health
Miss Harriet Lang returned to her
home in Elgin, ILL.,, today. after an ex-
tended visit with friends and relatives
in Kenosha.
w. W. Cooper has gone to Green
Bay to attend the annual session of
the Wisconsin conference of the
Methodist church.
A number of the members of the
German Methodist church are in Mil
waukee today attending the annual
conference of the church.
William Canovan and Miss Anna
Gustafson will be married at the resi-
dence of w. ]. Craney at half past
eight O'Clock this evening.
The funeral of the late Rachel Nc
Fadden was held from the family
residence on Edwards street, this
afternoon. The remains were inferred
in the city cemetery.
The postmaster has not as yet re-
ceived any returns warranting the ap
pointment of a new clerk for the post
office and in the meantime the service
is suffering for lack of help.
The Holland Christian Reformed
church society has purchased lot of
William Upton, and a new church
building will be built as soon as the
money can be raised for the purpose.
Coal merchants in Kenosha declare
that anthracite coal is selling at lower
rates ia Kenosha than in any other
city in Wisconsin. It might be re-
marked that the price. still remains
$3.50 per ton.
The Luther League of Grace Eng
lish Lutheran church will meet to-,
morrow evening, Sept. 18th, at the
home of Mrs. Tanke, 612 Market street.
Topic, "The Creed" Leader, Miss
Christina Jensen.
The suit of Mrs. William Kanten-
berg VS. B. Zeck was settled out of
court this morning, the plaintiff re-
ceiving damages to the extent of 500,
and the defendant further paying all
costs of the action.
The funeral of the late Michael
Brick was held this morning at St.
James church. A simple service was
conducted by Father Roche, after
which large cortege followed the re-
mains to their last resting place in
st. James cemetery.
Frank Edwards, former resident Of
this city was instantly killed in rail-
way accident at Jacksonville, Florida,
on last Tuesday. Edwards was acting
as brakeman, and in attempting to
crawl under a car he was struck and
his head severed from the body. The
remains were inferred at Jacksonville.
Miss Lorraine Angler announces that
she will give lessons in instrumental
music and voice culture. Miss Angler
has had abundant experience in teach
ing and has recently returned from
abroad where she studied under emil
nent German professors. If interested
call on or address Miss Lorraine Angler
| 573 Exchange street, Kenosha.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-17
OFFICIAL COUNTY PAPER
BARGAIN COLUMN.

ADVERTISEMENTS in this column only
cost % cents per week up to 40 words Over
40 words up to so words. SO cents per week.
Try it.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-17

NOR SALE-A young mich COW. Enquire
p at this office. WY
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-17

The funeral of the late Michael
Brick was held this morning at St.
James church. A simple service was
conducted by Father Roche, after
which large cortege followed the re-
mains to their last resting place in
st. James cemetery
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1903-09-17

The suit of Mrs. William Kanten-
berg VS. B. Zeck was settled out of
court this morning, the plaintiff re-
ceiving damages to the extent of 500,
and the defendant further paying all
costs of the action.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28
q New Cartoonist.

The Belleview Newsletter is en-
gagged ia cartOOning "Our Bob"
The first cartoon is the picture of a
dog wearing a corporation collar and
decorated with the head and features
of Mr.. Davis. The dog is listening to
tlagler's photograph, the T. u, and
underneath the whole is the follow
ing: Listening to the voice of his
master" Every time --..the i:master
speaks the dog is supposed to wag his
tail.
The second cartoon represents "Our
Bob" at one end of card table and
Miss Florida at the other" Our Bob"
holds in his hand a straight flush of
diamonds. On the ace is marked +.
K. c., on the King, G.. :. Il F., on the
queen, A. {. L., on the jack, -. a. L.
and on the ten. T. L. The table is
full of Standard Oil dollars. "Our
Bob again wears the corporation col
lar. Miss Florida remarks: Its a
good hand, Bob, but my people car
beat itni
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28
Florida State College,

The annual catalogue OF the Florida
State College, at Tallahassee, is upon
our table. 1t is a neatly printed
booklet of more than a hundred
pages and puts forth in a very forci.
bic way the advantages of that grow
ing institution. Thel college offers
courses leading to the degrees of b.
A, B. ), and b. L., the school for
teachers prepares teachers for exami-
nations for all grades Of certificates,
including the state certificate; the
school of music gives thorough in
structiOn in both vocal and instru-
mental music under the best teachers
of the east; and the college academy
prepares girls and boys for entrance
into college.
The curriculum is As high as any
in the land; the faculty is composed
of specialists; and the enrolment,
which was 326 last year from 36 Flori-
da counties, is steadily growing.
The age limit of entrance into the
college academy is thirteen years, but
only those who are proficient in the
grammar school branches are admit
ted at this age. TheicOst of board in
the dOrmitories is $3.50 per week.
Those interested shOuldl write the
president of the college. for particu-
lars.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28
Indian Relics.

Mr.. Hugh Standard, of Lake
Bryant, was in Ocala Monday ex-
hibiting a splendid collection of
Indian relics which he dug up from a
mound on his place several iyears ago.
The collection contained nineteen
battle axes and number of beads and
other ornaments.
The collection was purchased 10y
Mr.. Allen Rodgers who has a large
and valuable collection of these
historic souvenirs.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28
Not Over Wise.

There'san old categorical picture of a
girl scared at a grasshopper, but in the
act of heedlessly treading on a snake.
This is paralelled by the man who
spends large sum of money building
a cyclone cellar, but neglects to pro-
vide his family with a bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy as a safeguard
against bowel complaints whose vic.
Tins Outnumber those of the cyclone
a hundred TO one. This remedy is
everywhere recognized as the most
prompt and reliable medicine in use
for these diseases. For sale by all
druggists and medicine dealers. M
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28
q Physician Healed.

Dr. ''eo. Ewing, practicing physi-
ciAn 90 smiths Grove, Ky, for over
thirty year, writes his personal ex.
perience with Foley's Kidney Cure
For years I had been greatly bother
ed with kidney ard bladdar trouble
and enlarged Prost rate gland. I used
everything known TO the profession
without relief. until / commenced 10
use Foley's Kidney Cure. After TAX
tng three bottles | was entirely re-
heved aud cured. / prescribe il no "
DAILY Ia my practice and hear tily
recommend it, Use 10 all physicians
ior such troubles. / nave prescribed
u IA hundreds OF eases with perfect
success" POstOfiice Drug Store. N
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28

Illuminated cottages along the banks
OF Wesley lake, the suspension bridg.
e., electric fountain and great ferris
wheel, all ahlaze with red, white and
blue, aud the beautiful floats and
gOndolas decorated with hundreds of
Japanese lanters and revolving lights
that glided on the set pieces represent
ing water lilies and SWANS, the grand
pyrntechnical display and strains of
marshal music will ever remain de-
lightful memOry--as if one had had a
peep into spme land of enchantment.
Visitors of Asbury, even the most
invllous, never tire of going over to
the sister town, Ocean Grove, to lis
ten to the great Oratorios which are
given every week. Memberships
Elijah, Rossini's "Stabat Mater,
Gaul's Holy City,, Sullivan's "PrOdi-
gal Son., Governs Rose Maiden,
Hayden's Creation, and Handel's
Messiah" are sung by the Ocean
Grove Festival chorus, assisted by the
New York Chorus. Handell's greatest
masterpiece, "The Messiah, has
been sung for over 100 years, but the
grand choruses and sublime arias are
ever lew. As the 500 voices vibrated
in unison ami filled the large audito-
rum in the "Hsllelujah", the words
of the great Saxon were called to
mind when ne said, al did think |
did see all heaven before me and the
good God himself"
The camp meeting has begun and
the Methodists are enjoying feast
of sOul' the fullest extent. At this
holy, restful place the greatest rever-
ence is directly observed: no convey
ance OF any description is permitted
on the streets on the Sabbath.
The coming week will he a gala one.
The baby parade and masquerade ear
nival will begin on Wednesday. 1t
has become a national affair, most
every state in the union is represent
ed. The floats, costumes and prizes
are on exhibition and are very hand
some and elaborate. This generally
closes the season of this resort.
MAMIE HowSE SToVALL.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28
GOVERNOR JENNINGS PLATFORM

Hon. w. ;. Jennings made public
his announcement as a candId date for
United States senator in the Times
Union of yesterday. His platform is
very strong, able aud courageous
one He stands firmly on the last
national democratic and state plat
forms. He is unequivacally in favor
of the free and unlimited coinage Of
silver at the ratio of Is to !. FavOrs
the reduction of the tariff to revenue
basis. FavOrs relieving Cuba of the
iniquitIOus tariff now imposed by the
United States and the repeal of the
Cuban tariff upon Florida cattle.
FavOrs rigidly standing by the anti
trust laws and strengthening the
powers of the inter state commission.
FavOrs liberal system of improve
hlCub vi llNCiS anu ndI bOtS, pODuIdI
election of United States senators;
endorses the demand made in the last
state demo ratio platform for grad
uated income tax; favOrs an arbitrat-
ing tribunal for the settling of labor
troubles; opposes the idea OF reOrgsn-
izing the democratic party because
no reorganization is necessary; favOrs
the speedy construction of the Mica =
ruguan canal; freedom for the Fill
pinOes; f-vOrs a change in the present
system OF selecting swamp and over
flowed lands; favors the drainage of
the Everglades; is opposed to an &C.
cummulatiOn OF a surplus in the
treasury aud warts Florida to have
her full share of public mprOvements,
and receive her full benefit of all leg
lslatiOn transacted 10y congress.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28
a Card of Thanks.
TT. Valley Ga 4

TT. Valley, Ga, Aug. -, 1903.
To the Editor of the Ocala Banner.
We wish to return aur heartfelt
thanks to the many friends, who in
80 many ways showed kindness and
sympathy to our dear mother in her
recent illness aud To Ii, who mourn
her departure from Us since the Lord
mas called her to the heavenly home.
70 all who ministertd to IL in any
way We express our sincere gratitude
and wish for you the blessings of our
heavenly father.
Yours sad but sincerely,
Mrs. F. ". Watson,
Fort Valley, Ga.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28

Asbury Park, Aug. -. 1903.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28
Alfred ST. cIsir-abrams for Attorney
General.

To the voters Of Florida.
Encouraged 10y assurances of cordial
support from all parts of the state, !
herewith announce myself candi-
date for the nomination for attorney
general of the state OF Florida.
A native of Georgia, a sesident of
Florida from my earliest boyhond, it
i not necessary for M To- state that
my trend of thought is in full keep
ing with that of my native south.
If nominated and elected, pledge
myself to fearless and faithful ell
fOrcement of the law, and To devote
my entire time, to the best of nay
ability, to the high and important
duties of the office, seeking always to
do the fullest Justice without fear or
favor, and to protect the Interest and
welfare of the people of my state.
My record IN politics is well known
TO you, and il IL, therefore, unnect -
sary that I should make other or
further pledges.
respectfully solicit your votes, feel
ING confident that if chosen, there
Will he nothing in my administration
of the Office which will, cause To re-
greet my election.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1903-08-28
oysentry cured Without the Aid of

UUCLOF.
II am just up from a hard spell o:
the tlux" lDysentery) says Mr.. r. =.
Primer, well known merchant OF
DrummOnd, Tenn. Il used one small
bottle OF Chamberlajn's Collie, Chol.
era and Diarrhoea Remedy and was
cured without having doctor. |
consider it the best cholera medicine
in the world" There Is no need of
employing a doctor when this remedy
is used, for bowel complaint in any
form either for children or adults. 1t
never fails and is pleasant to take.
For sale by all druggists and medicine
dealert IN