The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-15

buck an tn lie direct 1t has sung or
Lang Syne' an it's gone home That's
a good record FIR the house.
"Th' sinit with it'll thraditions grim
with age is still goin' on, Hinnissy
Me fr1nd Tfddy Rosenfelt wrote thin
letther sayin' that they had done we'll
Ihey We're credit to tn country an
he was as proud iv thin as he cud be-
consfdhefin tn diff renee in their age.
He Wud like to pat thin on tn head,
but he cud on'y pull their .Whiskers.
SinitorS. says he, no sinit since come
Nv age has excelled We. If annywan iv
ye want decentralization as sinitor
somewheres else I viii write it fr ye
L have found We faithful, accomydat IA j,
obligln, INDUSTRIES, honest, yes, in
deed. / have niver known We to fail
in politeness in shown me the dure
Ye have well fulfilled tn best thradi-
tions iv ye're hon'rabIe body, but ye
haven't done amy wurruk. l mus call
ye in extra sissyon an ask ye to get
busy if We don't want to be an ever
lestin' disgrace to tn country he
says.
An there We ARE. What's TIL throu-
BILE, says We? They amt amy throu-
bic. It's question ~ sinitoryal cour-
tesy. What's that? Well, Hinnissy,
We see, there amt amy rules in tn
sinit. ivrybody gifts up whIn he wants
| 10 an hollers about anything that
comes into his head Whin Dorgan
| was in Washn'ton he whit to hear TIL
debate on tn naval bill an a sinitor
was r-readin' tn Life fv-Napolyon' to
! another sinitor, who was asleep. SIM
toryal courtesy rules tn body If We
let me talk, I'll let ye sleep. TIL pre-
sidin' officer can't come down with
1 his hammer an bid wan iv thin vim
rable men, grim with thraditionS to
chase himself firm tn flure. In such a
case 1T wud be parlyminthry fr the
grim sinitor to heave an ink-well at tn
presidin' officer. Undher sinitoryal
courtesy 1t is proper an even affable
to call fellow sinitor a liar It is
tn hith iv courtesy to rush over an
push mis- cigar down his throat, to take
him be tn hair and dhrag him around
tn room, or to slap him in tn eye on
account iv a difference iv opinyon about
collectors iv intarnal rivinue.
Southern sfnitors has been known
to use small case knife in a conthro-
varsy. 1t is etiket to take Off ye'er
1 boots in tn heat iY debate. 1t is cour-
| teous fr sinitor TO go to sleep an
swallow his teeth While another sin
itor IS maxim a speech. But wanst a
sinitor is On his feet, it is tn hith iV
misbehavyor to stop him except fr
TIL purpose iv giVin' him a poke in TIL
nose. Afther a rough-an tumble fight
can get up firm it, if able, an raysume
his spectacles. his wig an his speech.
But while he has wan syllable left in
his face, he Is tn monarch iv all he
surveys. No rules fr thin OF boys.
Ye can say anything against thin,
but if ye attack that palajeem iv our
| liberties, tn sacred right to drool, they
| rally at wanst. Me frind Sinitor Nor
! gan knew this an says he: Gentlemen,
| theyse q bill here / don't want to see
1 passed. It's a nlischeevous, foul, GRIM
inal bill didn't inthrojooce it. 1 don't
wish TO obsthruct it. If annywan says
/ do, sinitoryal courtesy will compel
! me to jam tn libel down his throat
with stove litter. / will on'y make
a speech about it. In tn year fourteen
| hundred an two'-An' so he goes on.
| He's been talkin' iver since, an he's
on'y got down to tn sixteenth cinchry,
where tn question broadens out. No
! wan can stop him. TIL air is full iy
his wurruds Sinitors lave Wash'nton
an go home an spind a week with tn
family an come back an that grim OF
Vethran Is still there, poorin' out moist
/ an numerous language. They'Se no
! raison why he shudden't talk f'r liver
hope he will. don't care whether he
! does OF not. I haven't a frind in tn
sinit. AS fr tn Pannyma canal, it's
thirty to wan Pll niver take a ride on
it, But that's sinitcryal courtesy
Mnatsfto be done about t?' asked
Mr.. Hennessy.
What do do w1in We an yeer aged
frfnds stay here whin We ought to be
homer" asked Mr.. Dooley.
"Ye turin out tn gas" said Mr..
Hennessy.
AN that's what I'd do with tn sin
| il" said Mr.. Dooley.