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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28
En- los BaIkanes

Insurrecto Observation-Disclosures por las
tropas Dinamita -Buques extran'
jeros-El atentado-Griegos afro
pellados.
Mayo 5 de 1923.
Telegraffan de Ristowaztz, con re-
farencia noticias de Salonica, q'ie un
insurrccto disfrazado de sacerdote turco,
intent6 volar ell TELEGRAPH y fue muerto
por las tropas.
Todos los profe-ores del Gimnasio
bdlgaro. que segdn parece son los di-
rectores del movimient0, han sido redu-
cidos & prision.
El goberrador de Sal6nica recorre a
PIE las Gales y ha dictado bandos ma
nifestando que ell sultan lie ha confiado
la misio1 de castigar severamente a los
culpables.
En- Uskub la policfa ha efectuado
pesquisas en- las casas de muchos bull
garos. encontrando considerable canti-
dad de dinamita.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28
MGachOS H1nGdic0s
Mas de la cuenta

Hace d1as celebro una convention en-
Nueva Orleans Ia Association Medica
Americana con una concurrencia que
pas6 de 1000 personas. Fue, dicen, la
mayor convention jamas reunida en-
Nueva Orleans Entire los acuerdos
propuestoS, aprobados unos y rechaza-
dos otros, rnerecen nencion algunoS.
Dijo el doctor Billings que hab1a mu-
chos cole2ios de med Gina por consi-
guiente muchos medicos Sc eStaban
graduando de diez a doce mil quinien-
tos al afio, y las necesidades del pals no
requerlan mas de dos mil quinlentos por
0Hgada.
Sc hacia uso excessive de medicinas
de patente, arguy6 Ia seccion de Mate
ria Medica, y convenfa precaverse con-
ira ell no menos excessive nl1mero de
c:randeroS Charlatanes.
RecomendoSe el empleo del sistema
metrico para to5a clase de formulas
medicinales, y por fin hfzose un esfuer-
20 para colocar en- ell gremiC de los
charlatanes, al famoso cirujano vien@s
doctor Loreuz. que hace OperacicneS sin
bustur1, pero el esfuerzo fracaso.
Provenfa, dicen, de medicos de Chi
cago, p;cados con el por razones prcte-
sionales. Ac1sanle de EN- mnlear mGto-
dos contrarios Ia dignidad de la pro
fesion y de SET TN fracaso quirt1rgico,
pero el n1mero de sus amigos 6 de los
rivales que ante todo estan por la justl-
cia, parecio abrumar por complete al
de los contrarios.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28

I'm telegrama de Constantinopla, fe-
cha 2, da algunos detalles acerca de
la audacia y la rapidez con que fue rea-
izadC el atentado de Salonicz.
Los revolucionarios macedonios pro-
cedieron de I'm modo inesperado. Ian
:zaron la mayor parte lie las bombras de
dinamita desde 10 alto de I'm coche, que
atraves6 la ciudad al galope, sin iiejar
yer en- su carrera vertiginosa mas que
formas humans, que arrojaban bo'as
explosives en- las Gales y en- las casas.
Segdn Ia version Official, que aten6a
los hechos, los revolucionarioS lanzaron
500 una docena de bombas, caSi todas
contra estab,ecimientos fnancieros euro
peoS.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28

George B. Andrews, avecindado en-
Washington, es I'm veterano de la que
IRA civil que vic y paso por mas bata-
las que dedos tiene en- pies y manos,
saliendo ileso de los mayores peligros.
Mientras hacia unos srreglos de su ca
sa el otro dia, cayose de una escalera,
dando con la cabsza contra una estufa
e iufrlendose una terrible herida. Que
do sin conocimiento y habriase desan-.
grado infaliblemente a no ser por una
felicfsjma idea que 1e ocurriera en- 1866.
pasando por Nueva York, cuando ven1a
de la guerra. En- aquella ocasion COM
pro TN loro y 10 tuvo constantemente
consigo. Cuando el caballero de verde
plumaje vic a su amo. compafiero y
amigo en- tai guisa, Sc puso gritar de-
saforadamente:-" Venid pronto! iVenid
pronto! hasta que Sc alarm6 ell vecin-
dario, lego uu medico, vend6 la herida
al veterano y le puso fuera de peligro.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28

Este nino nac6 raquitico. Sus prmeros amos los pas6
entire la vida Ia mucre. En- su semblante entristecido
puede Ii huea de argos sufrmientos. Su sonora
madre cscrio que ho vve hoy gracas la Emulsion
de Scott Por extaha casi magrosa que la curac6n de
este nno arezea aegados parehtes para nosotros
esa heca precisamente para convertr ninos endebes
en- sanoa rollzos. Ell raqutsmo el escrofusmo estan
vencidos cuando con la Emulsion de Scott Los
m6dcos sahen que cuando nino enaquece esta siem
pre- enermzo necesta uerza en- los huesos sangre RIGA
pura nutrci6n Recetan sin titubear la Emulsion de
Scott porque cienca les ensea que nnguna otra
preparation pueden lograrse esos resutados tan efcaz
inente Tano en- nifos como en- adutos ell efectO de la
Emulsion de Scott, reconstituyente producor de
fuerzas Y t6nco de los nervos es sorprendente.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28
Hn&OEeramcia

ilabiendose pro sectado erigir en-
Lemberg, Galitcia Austriaca, nm monu-
mento Ia memo1ia de Tadeo Koscius-
ko, ell patricia polaco que combati6 ror
la independence de los Estados Unidos
y luego por la de su patria, TN admi-
rador Sc ofrcci5 q contribuir q la obra
con SIS 900. La oferta fue rechazada,
y procediendo de I'm hebreo, csli6cada
de "impertinencia judaica."
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28
"BirreSbOrn" a."
Aqua mineral natural

Ofrecemosesta aqua, que por
tantos amos Sc consumio en- la
Isla con excelentes resulta1os
para las intermediates del esto-
mago, higado, ri1ones, intesti-
nos, etc. etc, y como la mas agra
dable bebida para la mesa.
Pidase en- las farmacias y col
mados, 6 a los
UMcos MPoRTADcREs
GAMBIA Y STUBBE.
TETUAM 80. SAN JUAN. P.-R.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28

Las autoridades de Larissa ha dete-
nido echo individaos que Sc disponian
& pasar Ia frontera para unirse los
bd garos.
Ell gobierno helenico ha llamado la
atencion al de la Sublime Puerta acer-
ca de las violencias de que son obJeto
de parte de los b6lgaros los sdbditos
griegos residentes en- Macedonia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28

Ha llegado a Sal6nica, Fdif-baja pre-
sidente Iel consejo de guerra que ha de
juzgar los detenidos por consecuencia
de los t1ltimos sucesos.
La ciudad esta lodeada de tropas.
Sc teme que la ataquen las partidas de
insurrectos. NumerOsas patrullas vigl-
Lar los alrededores.
La noche de aver trascurri6 Tranquil
Ia. A ESQ de las doce fueron detenidos
cerca del gran dep6sito de petr0leo tres
insurrectos disfrazados de ofciales tur-
cos los ~cuales les fueron ocupadas
bombas de dinamita.
En- ell interior de Ia ciudad sigue rel
nando la tranquilidad; pero las tiendas
contintan cerradas Y eltrAfico esta para.
lizado.
Han llegado los acoraza los italianos,
y Sc espera al "Pottmau , acorazado
frances.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28
E. FRANGO. EaHRfg!ziso. EazRsS5z;

FL mejor COLMADO contera reposteria, cores, vinos
conservas.
Sc srven encargos dulce vizcochones coneas hela
dos ETC., etc. para bodas bautizos
Importaciones drectas de todas procedencia.
Gran fabrica de chocolate al vapo elaborado con cacao
az1car del pals.
Premiado la Exposition de Buffalo de 1901 medala
Ede bronco la dc Charleston de 1902 Ia de oro
Production diara 500 lbras
Agente en- san Tuan ISIDRO A. A.SANCEIEZ
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28
La CerVeZa
AN1EUSER BUSCH

Compuesta de extracto de cebada pura Mpulo, es Ia
mas toica mas saludabe de todas las cervezas. No
causa dispepvia. La fabrica es la mas grande del
mundo.
El consume del a6opasado assemble 133.117, 300
botelas.
Agente R. A. Macfe Tetuan 7.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-05-28
Jose Morgades

Compra tabaco del pals enr a.
ma, cualquier cantidad,
Sesle encuentra en- la casa en-
las horas de la tarde.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
Ants Make Their Toilet.

Naturalists who have been study
ing the habits CT certain ants have
discovered that each insect goes
through a most careful operation of
cleaning itself. Each ant performs
this operation not for herself, but
for another. She acts for the time
as lady's maid. She starts by wash
ing the face Of her companion and
then goes over the whole body. The
actions of the ant who is being
washed betoken the utmost salts
faction. She lies down with all her
limbs stretched loosely out, and she
rolls over on her side, even on her
back, perfect picture Of ease. The
pleasure the little insect shows in
being thus combed and washed is
really an object lesson to many
higher animals.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
s. .nconsiGerate.

A young woman who wore at a
concert hat which was both high
and wide was requested to remove
it. She did so, but with poor grace,
and the old lady behind her who
had preferred the request could not
avoid hearing her vexed comment
to her companion. But, being
blessed with a sense of humor, the
old lady smiled in spite of herself.
81 think she was very inconsider-
ate," said the young woman en-
phatically. "Of course, you feel
obliged to do it when any one asks,
but I should think she would have
realized that if I held the hat in my
lap on top of my coat the flowers
would come right up into my eyes
and prevent me from really seeing
anything on the platform. But
that's just like people, isn't t?"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
The Sh7h's Wives,

The shah of Persia is the happy
possessor Of sixty wives and thirty
children, quite a small household
when we remember that the late
shah had over 1,70O wives and near
ly 200 sons and daughters! When
the shah's wives go out for a drive,
the loyal subjects Of his majesty do
not throng the streets to welcome
them, as would be the case in Eu-
ropean country. A band Of running
footmen precede the royal carriages,
crying out, "Run and hide your
selvesw and on receipt Of this hint
every passerby scampers up side
street to avoid the crime of high
treason by looking on the royal la
dies. IF it be too late to beat a re-
treat, punishment is avoided by
turning the face to the wall.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
a Curious Ecno.

''Fellow citizens" thnndered the
impassioned orator, bringing his fist
down hard on The table, what, |
ask again, is oar country coming
to? And the echo answers,
what p"
pardon me, sir" interposed a
mild looking man in the audience,
rising to his feet 'EDid I under
stand your question to be What is
our country coming to 7"
eyes, sir.
~And You say the echo answers.
What ?'''
"That is what | said, sir . .
E"Tben there's something wrong
with the acoustics Of this building .
said the mild man, shaking his head
in a perpexed way and sitting down
again
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
Merely q PardonabIe Error.

The stories told in ''the profess
sion" of Mr.. Brooklield's scathing
repartee are endless. On one occa-
sion a young actor who had lately
made a bit of a hit in a small part
was RECALLING a few friends at great
length upon the "splendid notices"
he had received and the various
merits Of his performance. At last
Brookfeld quietly remarked: 'But,
my dear sir, you are not really at
all good in the part. | have never
seen you do anything we'll, but in
this part you are simply naughty"
'Indeed!' said the young man,
bridling up. q suppose SO distin-
guished critic as yourself would
deny my being an actor at all!''
Il certainly should,'' said Mr..
Brookfeld.
'Then what would you call me ?"
asked the young man, a little reck-
lessly.
"Well," said Brookfeld, with a
sweet smile, 81 think I should de-
scribe you as pardonable error" p
Pail Mall Gazette.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
C0ND ENSED STORIES.

Mr.. Tl7oo1-on thought Cord-,o--or
shoaId Have Get Another Fyi51.
The late Frank Thcnson, nresi-
dent Of the Pennsylvania railroad.
was called upon in his Official ca-
pacity or one occasion by tue
friends of conductor WHO had
been dismissed from the service BE
cause of intoxication while on day.
Mr.. Thomson received the dciera-
ton Of pleaders very courtco3z4y,
listened to all that could lie said on
behalf Of the luckless employee and
then, while expressing his sorrow.
said he could not see his way clear
to interfering. It was ur~ed thai
the conductor had always thereto
fore borne a reputation fer sobricty.
Necessarily" replied Mr. Thom-
son, ''else he never could have be-
come a conductor on this road"
Gut" one of the pleaders went
on, che never drank a drop until
last winter
"And why then ?" asked the pres
ident.
"You see," it was explained, che
lost his wife in the fall"
"Well," quietly questioned the
disciplinarian, "why didn't he get
another wife ?"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

Acw the sparrow3 Were Saved From
tbs Butcher Bird.
A large colony Of srarrows took
possession Of the attic ana the caves
of certain country courthouse and
built their nests and reared their
young there with all the hustle,
noise and enthusiasm for which
they. are noted.
One day in the spring a butcher
bird made his appearance and light
ed on a tree near the courthouse.
Now, a butcher bird, you know. is
the remorseless cannibal of bis
tribe. He catches birds of all kinds
and impaIcs them on a thorn tree,
sometimes having q dozen victims
hanging there at one time awaiting
the satisfying Of his hunger.
Perhaps the sParrows had never
seen one before Indeed, it is more
than likely, but instinct with the
weaker birds is sort OF good angel
for their protection, and one min
ute after the butcher bird lighted
on the tree there was not a sparrow
to be seen in the neighborhood,
though one minute before that at
least a hundred of them were flying
about the house and the yard Some
thing told them that the newcomer
was their enemy and that he had
come to do them harm.
The butcher bird remained around
the courthouse for two days, hop
ing, no doubt, that he might get a
fair chance at the sparrows, but
they all clay low" Not a one was
seen, but an occasional little chirp
was heard from under the caves,
where they were safe and snug.
On the morning of the third day
a man who saw and recognized the
cannibal got a gun and shot him,
and the moment he had done so the
sparrows came out of hiding and
went about their business as happy
as they could be.
Wasn't that a good deal like rea-
son?
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

ends, one to the right and the other
to the left, so that the whole will
present the appearance Of a capt.
tai Y.
AS a result, you will have toy
which will surprise and amuse those
who have never seen it work. Ii
you throw it out of a window in
calm weather, it will revolve like a
screw with vertical axis, and so
quickly that the eye will not be able
to distinguish one of its wings from
the other.
This rotary movement is the re-
suit Of the resistance which is Of
fered to the slightly bent wings by
the air, and the same resistance will
effectually retard the fall of the toy
to the ground. Thus the twisted
strips of paper act both as screw
and as a parachute.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
Settling an Estate.

An attorney from Houston, Tex,
J. D. Bryant, tells this story Of
Judge Roy Bean, justice Of the
peace in the Lone Star State, who
is known better as @|The Law West
Of the Pecos River"
He held a coroner's inquest on a
Mexican who had been found dead
near the Pecos river. The jury
brought in a verdict of accidental
death. The crowd was dispensing
when the judge called them back.
''Ihere is another matter to at
tend to- he said. con this mans
body were found $50 and a six shoot
er. It is contrary to the laws of
Texas and to the peace and dignity
of the state to carry concealed
weapons. Therefore | confscate the
revolver and fine the deceased 81.
The costs in the case are $40, which
just settles his estate. Chicago
Journal.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
SJnlucky Money.

If you are superstitious about the
number Is, you ought not to carry
in your pocket or use in any way
silver quarter dollar. Do yon hap
pen to have one about you now?
If so, take it out and see how it
teens with 1875.
For instance: 1t has Is stars, 13
letters in the scroll in the eagles
beak, Is feathers in the eagles tail,
Is feathers in the eagles wing, Is
parallel bars on the shield, Is hori-
zontal stripes, 13 leaves on the olive
branch, - arrowheads and Is let
tiers in the words Quarter dollar"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
Eat Pie and Write,

Rudyard Kipling has an Ameri-
can wife and likewise an American
mother-in-law. The latter, Mrs.
Wolcott Balestier, lives in New
York. The other day Mrs. Balestier
sent her famous son-in-law pres
ent. What do you think it was? A
glass rolling pin for use in making
pie crust. In making the purchase
she explained that Mr. and Mrs.
Kipling and all the little Kiplings
are passionately fond Of pie. Here
is a pointer for those who would
win literary fame. Pie is the stuff
that dreams are made of.-Utica
Press.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
a Bocr Boast.

lie Gaulois Of Paris states that
while the Boer generals were sight
seeing in the French capital they
were shown the Vendome column.
They were told that its metal cast
ing was made out of guns captured
by Napoleon's troops. De Wet
looked at the column, made a care
full mental calculation and re-
marked, owe could have made a
pillar one-third as high again out
of the guns We took from the Eng
lish."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
"wHY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MIKE?"


station. I turned the figure over
and found it to be a friend of mine
in the regiment endearingly known
as the EDubs' (he Dublin fusiliers,
that is). why, what's wrong with
you, Mike?' I asked. Ugh he re-
piled, doctor, he SEE, "Ye're. not
looking yerself today, Mike" So
I SEE, F'Neither am I feeling it, doc
tor" SEE |. $50 what is the mat
ter wild We, then?" sez he. ugh,
sorr," SEE |, 81 thinks it's the mo-
nothony that's preying on me vi
tails" ''Why," seq he, ego and
shtand on yer head, man." SEE he,
''that's all you're needing" So l
thried it, and | felt such an i'm
provement in me gineral health that
Pm just continuing the notion
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
A EeVoivinn Tow.

Here is a very simple and most
amusing toy which any one can
make in a few seconds: Take two
strips of thin paper about Is inches
in length and from i to inches in
breadth and twist them together
up to a point about five inches from
the top. Then bend the two free
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
a Cure For MnnntNrNN.

A British soldier tells the follow
ing experience in the Transvaal:
Gone night I went to the door of
our tent rather late and was at once
attracted by an unusual object
straight before me. [ went up to it
and found it to be the Ggure Of a
man turned upside down and ap-
parently fixed so in an everlasting
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
Purely Selfish.

] claim no philanthropic aim
My fellow man to bless,
Yet this monopolistic game
Occasions no distress
When 'mongst the little fish I quail
While big ones own the sea.
& ask myself and then turn pale,
"Will there be room for me?'
z only seek to occupy
a corner very. small.
But men possessing much will try
Somehow to get it all.
The question chills my bubbling m;rth
And chokes my gurgling glee--
when J. p. Morgan owns the earth
VIII there be room for me:
Washington Star,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
Date ConditionaIly Fixed.

Wantanno-What was the date
OF the PRONUNCIATION Of Ben jon
s0n's play, 'The Silent Woman?"
Duzno-While [ cannot fix the
GATE with .exactness, yet from the
TITLE [ feel perfectly safe in Judging
Ii was before the days of realism on
TIE stage.-Baltimore American.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
Feminine Einancier.

Grocer-Well, little girl, what
can I do for you this morning?
Little Girl-Mother sent me to
get change for a dollar and said to
tsll you she would give you the dol
Kar tomorrow.-Chicago News.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
Compensations.

1Iadge-It must be just lovely to
b. millionaire.
Marjorie = Oh, I don't know.
Where isn't half as much pleasure
TEa buying things when you know
ysu can afford Observation-Disclosures
Telegraph.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
Too Smart.

What makes you ask people to
sit down when they come to see
yssu, auntie? There isn't any other
way they can sit, is there?"
We'll, child, when you come to
SEE me I'll make you sit up
Washington Times.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
Anatomical Freak.

He certainly has a remarkable
had on his shoulders
Il hadn't noticed it,
Hadn't noticed what?"
@"That he hasn't any neck
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
It's Sworn Foe,

why are you SO insanely jeal-
GEES? [ don't see how you could
narry a woman whom you will not
fxu5t."
My dear girl, don't you know
that the union is the sworn foe Of
the trust ?"-Town Topics.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

Many of the ills from which women
suffer can be completely cured with
Rock" Mountain Tea. Rich, red
blood, good digestion aud health fol
lows its use. 35c Frost & Spies
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

The Barber = Is the razor all
right?
The Victim-The razor?
why, yes
"Oh, excuse me. I thought you
Jgere using a saw"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

She - Do you think a woman
should 60 to church without wear
EBg her hat?
He-No, I don't. I think she
should do everything that would
tand to attract other women to
enurch.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

Mrs. sCrimsonbeak = She was
SPECIFICS with joy.
8Ir. Crimsonbeak i don't see
how woman could experience any
ICY and be speeches..
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

When a man is using language
unit for publication" remarked the
observer Of events and things, ''you
eaal't always tell whether he is adj
dressing his cook or golf ball."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

Foote Lighte - Was there ally
thing realistic about the piece?
Sue Brette-Oh, yes; the kings
1ester made genuine fool of him
self.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

saw her on the links one day;
She drove the ball to win;
She struck my fancy at the first,
And then she struck my shin.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

Bacon-Botts says he never made
g fool Of himself but once in his
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08
4 LITTLE NONSENSE.

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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1903-01-08

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