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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04
Will Pave Main Street.

Road Commissioner Eames will be-
gin paving Main street north of Whet-
stone bridge as soon as he can secure
help and material. Granite paving
blocks like those in use on Depot
street have been ordered at the West
Dummerston quarry. and two carloads
were expected this week, but they have
not yet arrived. About coo yards of
paving will be put in, which Will re-
quire probably 10 carloads of blocks.
The highway money received from the
state for permanent road work.
amounting to about $500 a year, will
be expended in this work, although
that amount will pay for only a part
of the coo yards of paving which will
be put in this year. The plan is to
carry on the work from year to year
until the street is paved to the top Of
the American House hill. Mr.. Eames
hopes to have this years part of the
work completed before the Valley Fair
Mr. Eames says the cost of maintain
ing macadam road on the American
House hill is very high. IT frequently
has TO be vamped, as the top stone
dressing is soft and is washed off
easily by the storms. He thinks it will
be necessary to find new vein Of
stone harder than that which is now
available before the macadam road
work can be carried on in Brattleboro
to the best advantage.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04
WE KEEP THE CUP.
day, Finishing in Fog a Long Dis
tance Ahead of Shamrock.

The Reliance. the American cup defen-
der. won yesterday the third and final
race and the series for the America $
cup. In n dense fog which prevented
vision beyond 2u0 yards, she finished the
rare at 5000. Shamrock III, after run
ming for more than an hour in the fog,
missed the finish line, passed by it and
then returned to it from the opposite
direction. As the Reliance was then be-
ing towed through the fleet, the Sham
rock Ill. did not cross the line. AS often
said of the historic race when the Amer
lea won the cup. there was no second.
This successful result was achieved
only after four futile attempts to sail off
the final race, and after the outcome had
been admitted by even Sir Thomas Lip
ton to be fore gone conclusion. Yester-
days race was the eighth attempt To
sail race After one fluke the RelianEe
won the two following contests, one by
! minutes and seconds and the other by
l minute and 10 seconds. A week ago
the first attempt to sail the third race
failed, and attempts have been made
the Reliance led the Shamrock TO the
finish line by about two miles. but failed
TO reach it before the expiration of the
time limit of five and a half hours.
In yesterdays race the Reliance sooT
began to draw away from the Shamrock
and at the turning mile was more than
a mile ahead. on the return from the
mark the Reliance continued to gain
The yachts We're about half way between
the turn and the finish when the heavy
fog settled over the course.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04
Smokers on Electric Cars, Beware!

Supt. c. X. Jones, of the Brattleboro
Street Railroad company, has direct
ed all his conductors to secure police
man whenever they have trouble with
violators of the rule against smoking
on any of the car seats except the two
rear ones and to have the violators
arrested. The reason for this order
was an incident that took place Mon
day night, when a well known citizen
began smoking on a front seat after
the car started from West Brattleboro.
There were some Is passengers on the
car, two of them being on the rear
seat. Some words passed between the
man and the conductor. When the
car barn was reached the car was
stopped and Superintendent Jones was
called out. Some more words of an
uncomplimentary nature were eX
changed, the man was told that there
We're two vacant sittings on the rear
seat, and the car proceeded, the man
smoking as before. The incident was
merely a wOrdy scrap, but it has been
greatly enlarged upon by those who
have sought to make a mountain out
of a mole hill.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

The tide of immigration continues
10 rise. Although the figures for the
fiscal year ended June 80 last, broke
all records, the total for July exceeded
the record for all previous months.
The total number of aliens entering
the United States in July through all
ports was GIBBS, as compared with
50.7S2 IN July of last year. The worst
of this showing is that over $4,000 of
the entire number came from Austria
Hungary. Russia and Italy, which
means a large proportion of undesira-
Bile immigrants, many OF them crea-
lures misshapen in body and nature,
poor ignorant, filthy and depraved
with no understanding or appreciation
of our institutions. 1t is time TO put
up the bars and to insist on more
stringent regulations for those who are
seeking an asylum in this country.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

The report forwarded to the state
department last week by Minister
Leishman in Constantinople to the
effect that William c. Magelssen, vice
counsel at Beirut, Syria, had been as
sassinated while driving in his car
riage proved to be a canard. having
for its foundation that the young con
sui was fred upon, but not injured.
Before the correct version had been
received the American squadron in
Mediterranean waters, consisting of
the Brooklyn. the San Francisco and
the Machias. under command of Ad-
miral Cotton, had been ordered to
Beirut. This order has not been re-
called as the assembling of the fleet in
Turkish waters Is regarded as a wise
precautionary movement, in view of
the disturbances which now threaten
Turkey.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

Judge Gray OF Delaware, who was
the leading member of the commission
which settled the coal strike. has been
looked to as man around whom the
disColdant factions of the Democratic
party might unite in the next presi-
dental campaign, but he has taken
himself out of the running against
Roosevelt by his statement to the
New York World representative who
interviewed him on the question of
the struggle between capital and
labor. In referring to the coal strike
Judge Gray said that the situation
which confronted this country last
October was more grave and threaten
ing than any that has occurred since
the civil war, that no President ever
acted more wisely, courageously and
promptly in national crisis, and that
Mr. Roosevelt deserves unstinted
praise for what he did.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

The body of James Wall, an employe
of the slate quarries, was found in the
west part of Pawlet Wednesday in a
small stream. He had apparently fallen
from a bridge into the brook, from which
he was unable to eXtricate himself. A
bottle filled with liquor was in one
pocket.
At Charles River park in Cambridge,
Mass, Wednesday evening, Harry Cald-
well of Manchester, N. H., in race
against Albert Champion, covered so
miles and 30 yards on a bicycle in 60 min
utes. The hour record has been broken
several times this season. Caldwell is
the firsG man in the world to ride so miles
within an hour. He lost several laps by
an accident to his pacing motor.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

Some of the contemporaries are Civ
ing the laugh and the jeer to The
PhPniX, St. Adams Messenger, Hard
wick Gazette and other papers which
mixed up Gov. Mccullough with the
outrageous proposition for the pardon
Of Marvin \. Mcclure, convicted and
sentenced in the United States court.
Never mind We live to learn. And
even Homer nodded.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

The post Office department of this
country has been making great strides
ment of rural free delivery systems
but We are far behind the times in the
establishment of parcels-post system
and are paying the express companies
millions of dollars more than the peo-
Pie Of foreign countries pay for SINH
lar service where small packages Of
all kinds are handled under the par
cels-post system for a nominal rate.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

That the Democracy is still trying
to ride two horses is shown by the ac-
tion of the Democratic state conven-
tions OF Nebraska and Ohio in reatiirm-
ing the Kansas City platform. which
the people have once emphatically re-
pudiated. The Ohio convention. while
nominating one Of Bryan's supporters.
Tom Johnson, for governor, selected
as senatorial candidate against Hanna.
John ii. Clarke, a gold Democrat and
an avowed anti-imperialist.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

Senators Dillingham; of Vermont, Burn
ham of New Hampshire, Paterson of Col
orado and Nelson of Minnesota, compos-
ing the senatorial party which went north
two months ago TO investigate Alaskan
needs, have arrived at Seattle, Wash.
They will not favor a territorial form of
government for Alaska at this time. but
think that Alaska should have a dele
gate in Congress
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

The "pattest" comment on Mr.
PulitZer's S2,000,000 endowed depart
ment in Columbia University is from
the Athol Transcript: "A school of
journalism may make some pretty good
newspaper men, but it may spoil a
good many more who don't possess a
single natural qualification for the pro-
fession.'
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

Moved by the Burlington Free Press
Adams Messenger (high license) that
the liquor law be dropped from the
campaign next year and that it be
given a trial sufficiently long to deter
mine it's merits or demerits. Let's
make the motion unanimous.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04
Country Residence for Sale.

800 acres divided into tillage and pasturage.
= Good building ON the same, one mile from
the town of Greenfield, Mass. Will be sold as
whole or divided up as desired. MRS. II. c..
DAY, Greenfield, Mass. "a IS
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

Gbr l)rrmunt pbonit.
BRATTLEBORO,
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER, 4, 1903.
THE VERMONT PHOENIX.
lhlished every Friday at Brattleboro, Vt,
o. L. FRENCH.

TERMS: $50 per year in advance; if not
paid within the year 81
Rates of advertising furnished on applicH
tiOn. Births. deaths and marriages published
free Obituary Notices. Cards of Thanks. etc.
- cents per inch of - lines or less.
Entered Ht the Brattcboro Post Office, as
second class mail mattcr).
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

T OST-On the mountain road, south of the
IL Matthews place, II double field glass in
plush bag. Finder will be rewarded by leaV
ing same at Phoenix Office. or communicating
with the writer at sunny bank Farm. Z. +.
REED. Bmttleboro. 36-tf
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04
Get the Best.

Kerosene oil engines cheapest power known
to run them. Simple and durable. Any horse
power. For every purpose.
r. WORK, Ast. Vernon, VI.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04
Special Qnticcs.

EOUND-Tn Prospect Hin cemetery, n Gold
Il Ring. Owner may have by paying for
this advertisement. T.. j. KNOWLTON. II
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

INOR SALE Complete steam laundry plant,
Il good as new. cost $500, fur $50. Power
boring mortiCing machine. combined. so.
Wood turning lathe, -, good rs new. :. y,
Woods ripping. cutting-Oh saw table with
counter shaft 81. Two - h. p. portable en-
gincs ~ h. p, Fitchhurg vertical engine. good
rs new: 40 h p. centre crank engine: - h p. port
able boiler. Write your wants BOGDEN,
Machinery Dealer, Springfield, Mass. &h4l
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04
For Sale.

NNE DeLaVal Cream Separator; one Is h. p.
~ Model Gasoene Engine; all in good re-
pair. viii exchange for Cash, Stock or Tim
ber Inquire of ID. T. PERRY, West Brattle-
horo, VI. 2S-tf
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04
ST. Bernard Pups.

nor LE.-Thoroughhrcd short-harcd
Il ST. Bernard pups. Choice ana reliable
strain. w. ID. NEWTON. West Brattlehuro.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1903-09-04

EOR SALE White Plymouth Rock Cock
Il ercs and Pulcts We have more than we
can carry through the winter. These are tine
birds: - cents as they run. Also. about Is
pa'rs Runt-llomcr pigeons: these birds are
some of those which produced our strain
OF Squab Breeders. II. y \. JILLSON. West
BratilehOrO VI BIS,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
NOTICE

There will be a meeting Of the
Stock holders, patrons and those
interested in the Hope creamery
on Sat. Dec. 10Th 1908. Every
one who can is requested to be
present as important matters
will be discussed.
B. T. Kraabel Pt.
S. j. Danskin Secy.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
TAKEN UP

At my place, 6 miles east Of
Hope, Nov.,29 1908, 1 dark red
bull calf about 8 month old
White spot on belly under right
flank. No other marks. Owner
isa.requested to prove property,
pay cost and remove same.
II. A. Lyons
36-37 Hope, Nd.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
LOOK HERE

| have now on hand a fine line
of trimmed and street hats and
am prepared to do all kinds of
millinery work. I also have a
new line of samples for tailor
made suits and am selling the
best IS skirt ever offered for the
money.
Mrs. A. CARL2Y.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
See Us For Real Estate Loans
II. B. CASSELL s. co. !Sherbrooke

We have just put in a hot soda
fountain and are serving the fol-
lowing hot drinks beef tea, to-
mato bullion, asparox, clam chow
der, chicken and beef broth, Wig
oral, cocoa, chocolate and hot
lemonade. All piping hot and
just what you want after a cold
drive. Palace Restaurant.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
NOTICE.

The Hope Creamery will let a
contract for about 100 tons of ice
delivered in Hope Creamery Co.'S
ice house. Sealed bids required
on or before Dec. 1st 1903. ANY
and all bids may be rejected.
81 HOPE CREAMERY Go,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

Atm. T.. Church: Preaching
services Sunday at II a. m. and
30p. m. Sunday school at II N.
Prayer meeting Wednesday at
1880 P. m. Epworth League Sun
day at OBS P. N. Everybody
welcome.
Dwight l Roush, pastor.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

The Ward County Reporter
tnat a company has been
formed and the right of way Sc
cured for a railroad from Dun.
seth to Bismark via Rugby.
The road is to be completed by
September LIST next.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
N0TICE.

Having disposed of my lumber
business at Hope all persons ow-
ing NO either on book accountsor
bgnote, will please call and set
ue2atonce, and oblige
Yours Truly,
So O.. L. BOWEN.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
TAKEN UP
&c.

Ile9en ewes and lambs. Black
iacus and ksng tails. Owner to
SlsAeosts prove property and re
move Same.
0. G. Major.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
NOTICE

have disposed Of my book ac-
counts prior to Sept. LIST, 1903
which are inslhe hands Of John
~. Gilmore.
w. II. NJ. Philip.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

Have you seen the Christmas
presents to be given away at Mrs.
Bowen's Millinery Parlors? If
not, step in.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
!. FOUND

A small brown leather hand
bag containing some money and
other articles, Call at Pioneer
Office.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

Send your cream to the Hope
Creamery Company. No amount
too large or too small. 32tf.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

NJ. c. PRESLEY, AGENT FOR THE
ENTERPRISE STEAM LAUNDRY co
MINNEAPOLIS, WILL SHIP AS FOL
LOWS: Dec. 7-21. Jan. Ais.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
move same

Great reduction sale on hats
at Mrs. Bowen Millinery Store,
andsa lovely dressed doll given
away with every S. purchase.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

The Hope Creamery Company
returns duplicate weight tickets
with every can Of cream received,
and renders an itemized state
ment of the same each month.
32tf.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

Don't forget that at the Palace
restaurant is the place to get all
kinds OF fruit for canning.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

The Hope Creamery Company
pays 3 cts. under the top price of
New York butter for butter fat.
32tf.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10
Money To Loan On Real Estate
B. CASSELL& co. Sherbrooke.
For a farm or ranch, call en-
F. D. Woodwork.

Please remember that the Hope
Creamery Company will run all
winter. 32tf.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

Living Rooms For Rent. 1
have three good warm rooms to
rent. Mrs. 0. L. Bowen.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

The lecture BY Dr.. Hindley
Dec 18th will be teeatto all who
are fortunate enough tohear him.
Secure tickets early.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-12-10

36-37
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09
NOTICE.

EThe undersigned agree to refund the money
on enc 81 90 bottle of Morrison's English Lin
iment il it fails to cure your horse CT hard
feet,lbrittle feet, thrushy feet contracted feet,
corns, quarter cracks. 1t softens the feet,
causing them to grow healthy and strong.
We also guarantee satisfaction on one So
cent bottle for any bruised. sprained, cut and
used up man or beasts. II. c. Pierce, Barton;
+. W. Barron, Barton; III. s. Webster, Barton
Landing; W. [. Cove, Barton Landing: E. o.
Randall, West Glover; J. <. H 5Iton, West
Charle ston; Fred EIkins, North Troy; VIM.
HOdgsoen, South Troy, :. aTs & Russell, IRIS s.
burgh; Wi der Bros, Derby; B. Q. Wells,
Glover; G. r Bigelow. Newport; Davis &
Livingstone, Newport; Carroll Huntington;
Newport. 9-55
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09
We'll AGAIN.

The many friends of John Blount will be
pleased to learn that he has entirely recov-
cred from his attack of rheumatism. Cham
berlain's Pain Balm cured him after the best
doctors in the town (Monon, Ind.) had failed
to give relief. The prompt relief from pain
which this liniment affords is alone worth
many tin s its cost. For sale oy Fl. @. Pierce,
Barton; B. II. Wells, Glover; w. L. Cove,
Barton Landing; @. Wheeler, Irasburg, 1.
Stephenson, Lowell
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09

didn't know that Miss Bixter was
so wealthy.
Wealthy?
Yes. She told me she had mine in
her own name.
Why, so she has. Her name is Je g.
samine.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09

II it's bilious attack. take Chamberlsin's
Stomach and Liver Tablets aad quick re-
covery is certain. For sale by n. G. Pierce,
Barton; b. U. Wells, Glover; w. l.. Cove,
Barton Landing; c. w. Wheeler, Irssburg;
/. Stephenson, Loaell.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09
WHATS IN A NAME

Every thing is in the name when it comes TO
Witch Hazel Salye. E. c. Dewitt & Co. of
Chicago, discovered some years ago, how to
make salve from Witch Hazel that il a spe-
cifc for Piles. For blind, bleeding, itching
and protruding Piles, eczema, cuts, burns,
bruises and all skin disc DeWitt's Salve
has no equal. This has given rise to numer-
Gus worthless counterfeits. Ask for Dewitt s
the genuine. Fl. G. Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09

Never call a man "successful
man" Just because he is rich. Ask
first how he got his money. Many a
rich mans millions are the condemn
ing evidence of his failure
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09
The STOMACH Is THE MAN.

weak stomach weakens the man, because it
cannot transform the food he eats into nour-
ishment. Health and sire myth cannot be re-
stored to any sick man or weak woman with
out first restoring health and strength to the
stomach. weak stomach cannot digest
enough food to feed the tissues and revive the
tired and run down limbs and organs of the
body. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cleanses, pu1i-
fes, sweetens and strengthens the glands and
membranes of the stomach, and cures indi-
gestion, dyspepsia and all stomach troubles.
III. c. Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09
MONITOR CLUB LIST.

The MONITOR will be furnished with
the
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dents OF vermont only, and 81 to persons
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After first copy of paper or magazine is re-
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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09

He claims to have invented a
camera that makes people prettie,
than they are.
How is that?
BY simply making the lens fatter.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09
COLDS ARE DANGEROUS.

How often you hear it remarked: "It's only
a cold" and few days later learn that the
man is on his back with pneumonia. This is
OF such common occurrence that a cold, how
ever slight, should not be disregarded.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy counteracts
any tendency toward pneumonia. IT always
cures and is pleasant to take. Sold by 81. G.
Pierce, Barton; B. U. Wells, Glover; w L.
Cove, Barton Landing; c. N heller, Irssburg;
1. Stephenson, Lowell.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09

There is no use growing excited
when man calls you a liar. If you
are one you knew it before he told
you: and if you are not you now know
he is.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09
The best pill meath the stars and stripes;

The best pill meath the stars and stripes;
1t cleanses the system and never gripes.
Little Early Risers of worldly repute-
Ask for DeWitt's and take no substitute.
A small pill, easy to buy, easy to take and
easy to act, but never failing in results. De-
Wits Little Early Risers arouse the sc Gre
tions ard act as tonic to the liver, curing
permanently. 81. G. Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09

Willie-Say, pa, in this editorial
what is meant by the term sail right
thinking people,?
Pa-It means all people who think
as the editor does, my son.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09

What does the poet mean when he
speaks of "the embers of the dying
year,?
"Why, November and December, of
course.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-03-09

Willie-Ma! won't you speak to
Johnnie? He's pulling the cats tail.
Mamma-The bad boy.
Willie-Yes, he's just as selfish as
he can be. He won't let me pull it at
all.