The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-03
Equal Rights.


standing with reluctant feet
/ Young and dainty, fair and sweet.
/ With the ballot ina her hand, all perpleXed,
/ Indecision in her air, on her brow
And a rnoistness in the melting eyes Of
All her attitude bespeaks one sorely
Vow. I've forgotten what he told me,
/ And I just know he viii scOld ire.
( If these men were not around me 1 should
bawl.
/ See them smiling now and turning,
I just know my face is burning,
i am going home and won't vote at all.
Naturally the fraudulent land en-
tries are decreasing, because land is
( getting scarce.
/ The next society OF veterans in order
/ is the Utah Deserters from the United
States Navy" Twenty-Five Utah boys
have left the service without permits
sion this year.
IF one-tenth Of what Receiver Smith
/ charges against the promoters of the
/ United States Shipbuilding company is
/ tIue-and he has access 20 all the
: bOoks-the country IS TO be heartily
! congratulated on the failure Of the
ship subsidy bill.
/ Secretary Hitchcock expresses him
, self as highly gratified" by the serv-
I ice. rendered by the government secret
service men in working up the land
/ fraud cases. and if some of the guilty
] people are punished. the public win
! feel Just like the secretary feels now.
The Repeater.
. lie voted the ticket straight,
He voted it early and late;
{ He voted a lot.
But at last he WAS caught.
And in jail his trial he'll await.
That must have been a jolly, good
natured Halloween party that killed
an officer I'm Chicago when he attempt
ed 10 protect some property from dam
age.
The workman who was accidentally
locked up in the padded cell is among
those who pronounce the new city Jail
entirely adequate.
Elijah" Dowie's son appears to feel
that the newspapers should have made
an exception in the case Of his father
4 by not treating the latter like any other
freak who thrusts himself violently
upon the attention Of the public.
There being at present no volunteer
army to consume it, the local food in
NHNNAOA mas bENll NlilNNtiEA ~ NUllAEllAAl
5000 pounds Of impure food.
Joe to Dennis.
You must wake and can me early, call
me early. Denny dear
For tomorrow Will be the busiest day
we've had I'm many a year.
I For many and many year. Denny, the
/ maddest. busiest day.
For we've got to land Toms ticket or
there viii be --- 70 pay.
One thing that will cause a measure
of satisfaction to both sides is that the
suspense viii be over by this time to-
morrow.
( The moral 20 Young Utah. If the
Bruce Johnson-machine ticket wins
viii not De Get an education and
work, but Get good graft and let
others work"
/ Persons contemplating murder. sui
eide, elopement etc. are respectfully
requested not TO commit the same to-
day as there will be enough excitement
without contributions from private in
dividuals
Mr.. Schwab probably takes the posi-
ton. in regard to the report Of the re-
ceiver Of the ship building trust. that
when a man is down everybody wants
to take a kick at him.
Chairman Leary certainly shows a
great lack Of reverence for a well
known local political school when he
insists that the election be on the
square.
( sam Jones says: Throw a stone in
a pack of ours and the one that is hit
viii howl" If nobody contemplated
crooked work today there would be no
kick against the efforts made to prevent
repeating.