Evening star., 1903-08-29
NEW YORK GOSSIP
Newport Items That Divert
Those Not There.
LOOKING FORW ARD
HOW OLD rs THE DAUGHTER OF
THE BEAUTY.
A Gentleman Burglar and Scholar
Saratoga Losses and
Gains
LOOKING FORW ARD
'eci.l Correspondence of The Evening Star


NEW YORK, August %, 1903
Although the season is indubitably on
the wane. the Newport correspondents are
still kept busy. The society journals con-
tinue to bulge with tittivating tidings from
that seaside cynosure of national interest
A few hastily garnered items of Newport
news are appended:
Larry Heir is inconsolable over the loss
on Tuesday afternoon last of one of his
exquisitely carved tortoise shell side combs.
He thinks that he must have lost the side
comb while playing jacks on the Casino
moor with o. Gussie Juckins for the choco-
late ice cream sodas
J. Smuggfe Welp has completed the love-
ly piece OF Honiton lacework upon which
he has been engaged for some time.
1. wanna Gohome was the victim of a
painful accident while dressing on Sunday
afternoon. His curling irons slipped from
ms hand. and he was quite severely burned
on the wrist
o. Dearme Mercyonus wore a very ef-
1ective aigrette In his hair at the Casters
rummage sale on Monday night
p. Lease Dontberude was cuite waved
when his oerise parasol edged with real
old Valenciennes, turned inside out during
the short squau On the beach Thursday
afternoon.
o. Scissors showed his daring spirit by
appearing at the bathing hour on Monday
morning In shirt waist with the out-of-
date bishops sleeves
w. 7. Do-Tell received from his harness
maker the other day the beautiful new in
laid side saddle which he ordered last
month, and he has now resumed riding
every pleasant morning
r. Giad1ola YouQuit IS advertising in the
local papers for the return of the four
strand necklace of real amethysts which
ne lost during the pillow romp at the Ca
sfno on Friday evening
There was 4 merry laugh at the Van
Aoynes lawn fete on Saturday evening
While strolling on the lawn with Miss
Jimmy Knucklin the lace of one of Mr..
l.. o. Few-Oodges Oxford shoes became
united. Mr.. Few-Oodge calmly rested his
1901 on little grassy mound and Miss
knucklin gracefully stopped over and re-
knotted the united lace while Mr.. Few
Dodge famed himself with the Marie An
toinette fan attached to his girdle by
string OF turquoises. The Van Koynes'
guests were tremendously diverted by the
scene
l. LIE Clare will thank the person who
round his shopping bag on Wednesday
morning to return the same to him at once
Mr.. De Clare Is annoyed over the loss he
cause the shopping bag contained. among
other articles, g. piece of tattfng which he
had nearly completed.
M l. WhatlarkS Is mourning the death
from overfeeding on marshmallows. Of
the cunning little chameleon which he has
oeen wearing attached to one Of his brace
ies by tiny gold chain, for the past
month or so.
N: o. Graeme-Atter wore 1s-button
| suede gloves while rowing ON the inlet YES
terday afternoon. to prevent his arms from
becoming sunburoed
vulgar snap-shooter succeeded in great
Iy 1nfuriating U. Gotto-Gway on Sunday
AFTERNOON. Mr.. Gotto-Gway was strollinr
on MS lawn in one of his new kimonas
when the rapscallion of a kodaker a
Ia large: coarse-looking individual. deliberate
~ took view of Mr.. Gotto-Gway right he
1ore his very eyes. Mr.. Gotto-Gway was
50 angry that he plucked couple of hand
1uls OF grass from the turf and threw them
at the scondrel with all his might.
Mrs. billie Grufftone, the best astride
rloer mere at present has purchased a num-
per OF buckfng bronchos She is going to
riding.
Miss Jack" Tuffas-Made will leave IN
october to hunt elephants in India.
MRS. Pete l. Wearem swan four miles
against a heavy tide and surf the other
morning, and got back in time for the
luncheon of raw meat and ale, to which
she restricts herself while in training for
month. >'
MISS Freddie" Gimmeroom amused the
Paraoers on ocean avenue the other after
noon. Miss Gimmeroom whose fmna Hence
or skirts Is well known, appeared on her
lawn In the clothing Of her fathers head
o.. SS-ie, anu sprayed the grass with the
garden hose for quite a while, careless OF
the Chatting of the onlookers Miss Gin
merooms fathers head gardener Is urite
sIght, small man. and everybody knows
,naae maa. d strappine, buxom athletic girl the
inoependent Miss Gimmeroom is
MRS "Patsie'' Givvusarest is busilv en-.
gageo In training the Married Women's
Iug-of-war Team. Notwithstanding the
y Leavy handicap which the Married Wo-
mems Team is required to give the Mems
Iug-of-war Team in the contest next week,
MIS-. GivVusarest Is confident of winning
ana ana her confidence is shared by all who
rIea w omen's Team, all of the members of
Whch outclass the members of the Mems
Tug g-of-war Team in weight, stature and
strength N
the ball around the lot for the other pirIs
was the admiration of large crowd a few
afternoons ago: Miss Awgwan will captain
lhe newport Girls Nine next year.
Mrs Butch" Cutitout stopped no less
than three runaways on the Ocean boule-
vard, saving the lives of five exceedingly
trlgmened young men. Two Of them suf-
.ereo M so from shock that they tainted, but
MRS: Cutltout soon brought them around
Miss 'Smokesie" Annyoldgame gave an.
other exhibition of her cOoIness in m
emergency on the pier the other afternoon.
Mr.. T. Suffern Sophy's French bulldog for
some reason or other, suddenly becsu,s aur aul
Tased at his master. who was seated on
ehe pier pusily engaged In crocheting. and
ne" at him Shrieking, Mr. Sophy took
reIuge behind the chair of Miss AnnyoId-
game Miss Annyoldgame spoke a few
sootnlng words OF reinsurance to him and
then she calmly picked the frenzied bull
dos up by the scruff of the neck and tossed
MIN into the sea. Miss Annyoldgame has
adopted the bulldog. which, when he swan
ashore, refused to return to his former
owner under any circumstances.
Normal New Yorkers have lately re-
chrfstened Newport. They call it Topsv-
Turvyport. Can you blame them?
Amiable Anyway.
Every young woman who elopes ia of
course, beautiful. Equally, of course the
newspaper-reading world took It for grant.
ed. when young woman named Dorothy
Lillian Solomon eloped the other day. that
Miss Solomon must and should be beauti
full. for Miss Solomon is the daughter of
Lillian Russell. In addition to the t,,:ne
being taken for granted, naturally, and as
a matter OF course. the newspapers of New
York. at the time of the elopement said
that Miss Solomon was beautiful.
Well. she isn't. She doesn't look anv
more like her mother than Lillian Russell
herself looks like Charles Bigelow. and this
comparison comes pretty near going the
full cup distance. Miss Solomon that WAS.
Mrs. Einstein that is. Is what the racing