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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
JONES AND WHITE MAY
JUMP CHICAGO TEAM
Actions of Star Fielder and Pitcher Worry
Charles comiskey.

CHICAGO, Nov 2S.-Charlie Comiskey
was somewhat ratified yesterday when it
was announced from the Pacific coast that
the stories recently af1oat about Fielder
Jones having dickered with the Paclhc
league for jump from the White Sox
had a strong foundation of truth. 1t was
reported some weeks ago that Jones de-
termined not to stay with the White Sox,
and, despairing of getting a chance to
play with either of the New York teams.
had tried to get a job on the coast, but
Commy asserted that the story must be
eXaggera ted-that everything would be ar
ranged to the mutual satisfaction of Jones
and the club, and that the dove of peace
would COO on Jones shoulders every night
for six months to come.
And now comes a straight story from
the coast to the effect that Jones not only
wanted to jump. but that G. Harris
White the star left-handed slabman,
wanted to do saltatory act as well, and
had been negotiating for lightning
change act to be accomplished at the same
time as Jones.
Jones offered to go to the coast for 81,
600 year and two years contract DR..
White was willing to jump for $500 a
year, and a two-season document. The
Coast league, however, turned down the
offer as the Pacific magnStes could not
see just where the extra $500 would be
turned back to them through any added
box office receipts
Commy didn't say anything yesterday,
but it is even betting that his next letters
to Messrs. Jones and White will not be
exactly overlooking with tenderness and
high esteem.
It now looks to be a certainty that
Tom Lotus will leave the Washington
club next season and attend to some i'm
portant business interests in Dubuque.
Also that Sport Navin, of Detroit, is
rich Detroiters who will finance the Mich
igan club out Of its present difficulties.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
BLACK CROW WINS A
GAME FOR A GOLFER
Prize Golf Story of the Year Comes From
the Links of Cairo.

1t is a gorgeous story that comes from
the golf links of Cairo, and every good
golfer will hereafter carry gun in his
bag of clubs if he wishes to overlook no
fine points. After a splendid drive, a
the distant turf, when to his Mortified
amazement, crow swooped down and
carried 1t aloft. The golf and the caddie
put off in chase, the caddie cursing in
fluid Arabic. Then, to the delight of the
golfer, the crow dropped the ball On the
green, and he holed out in two strokes,
which put Col. Bogey out of commission.
The opponent was threatened with apop-
leXy. AS in the case of the Indian foot
ball trick of sticking the ball under his
jersey, there was every kind of a rule in
the book, except one to cover the unex-
pected, and the golfers record, ably as
sisted by his crowship, had to stand.
Many years ago in England, before a
rule was made to fit similar emergency
in cricket, it is related that a batsman
knocked a ball into a tall tree, where it
lodged in the crotch of a limb. There
was no climbing the tree, and the nearest
ak was a half mile away. Before it could
be obtained, and the tree chopped down,
the man with the bat made more than
700 runs, hurtling between the wickets
like human shuttlecock He dropped
scoring runs then, only because he ran
himself out of strength and breath and
fell on the turf, still feebly trying to pile
up another rum with one weary eye
cooked on the tree and all the opposing
side frantieally trying to chop at once
Illustrated Sporting News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
DREADED HOOK BLOW
MOST DANGEROUS
One Hundred and Twenty-four
Have Died of Prize Ring
Injuries.

Since the death of Tom Faulkner In
England in 1853, total Of 124 men
have keeled over from the effects Of in
juries received in the prize ring at va
rious times, both under the old London
prize ring rules and under the more
modern regulations governing boxing
contests. Modern methods seem to be
particularly killing.
compilation of such statistics on
the points as are available indicate that
the much-dreaded hook blow is the
most dangerous. 1t was with this that
Bob Fitzsfmmons killed Con Riordan
in Syracuse, N. Y, several years ago.
In fact, FitzSimmons' tremendous
striking ability made him the most
dangerous man in the ring, more hav-
ing suffered severely from his blows
than from those of even Jeffries. Fitz
Is said to have invented the hook punch
in his fight with Jim Hall, and a sue
cessful demonstration OF it put Hall
out for half an hour. AT Carson City
, Fitzsimmons nearly killed Corbett with
his solar pleXuS shift.
Among the little men fighting today
Oscar Gardner has been the most dan
gerous puncher. Kid Lavigne killed
Andy Bowen with an uppercut, though
it is believed his death was FASTENED
by the impact of his head against the
floor.
Sometimes months have elapsed be-
tween the fatal punch and the death of
the recipient; on other occasions vic
tins have never recovered conscious
ness.
The first well authenticated case is the
death of Tom Fallkner in England, who
died from the effects of a two-hour
battle with George Taylor in st. AL
bans, Aug. 5, 1853. Falkner was carried
unconscious from the ring and never
recovered. He died four months later.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29

game with the Sault Ste. Marie team are
already under way and the, Shamrocks
may play at that place some time during
the early part of December.
Officers were elected at the meeting and
committees named. Theodore Hamm was
named as honorary patron and L. Defiel
and A. G. Giesen as patrons. The other
officers are William Stewart, honorary
president; Ed j. Murphy president; Jack
Elliott, first vice president; r. Bell, second
vice president; A. l.. Kirk, secretary and
treasurer: George Kervin, manager; E.
Rowan. E. Macdonald, A. Cragg, executive
committee. The team will be trained by
Jimmie Monkman, the trainer who
worked the st. Paul lacrosse club into
championship FORM
Among the men who will try for places
on the team are Haines, Kirk, Allen,
Brown and Gaiseford. Of the lacrosse
team, and Barron and Giday, two rev
hockey players. who but recently CAME to
ST. Paul from Winnipeg.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
Cats Fond of Olives,

81 have often wondered if all cats like
Olives" remarked Germantown wom-
an who is very fond of the feline tribe.
"All mine do, and I have six Olives
are usually an acquired taste with the
human race, but cats seem to take to
them naturally-at least mine do. An
olive will set any one of them into
paroxysms of joy. They will leave
milk or fish or any other article of food
for it, purring and rolling over it much
as though it might have the intoxicat-
ing effect of catnip, before they finally
eat it. 1 have often tried olives on
other cats in the houses of friends and
have found them equally appreciative,
only they prefer their olives cut up
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
The Weeks Patents.

Special to The Globe.
WASHINGTON, d. c.. Nov. 28.-The
following patents were issued to Mime
sofa and Dakota inventors. as reported
by Williamson 81 Merchant, patent at
torneys, 925-933 Guaranty Loan build
ing. Minneapolis, Mimi:
H F. Hessler, Hecla, s. D., governor
for centrifugal force.
tachment for dOubletrees.
Frank Howey, Valley City, N. D., adj
NJ. c. McDaniels, st. Paul, bolt-holding
tool.
David Mclaughlin, Duluth, Mimi, load
retaining and releasing means for yehi-
cIes.
J. M. Schultz, Minneapolis. two patents,
corrugated lining for pulverizers, and
dust collector.
Henry H. Stussey Beresford, N. D.,
cream separator.
c. ]. Tuseth, Osseo. Mimi, binder ten
sion.
H F. Woodland and B. ]. Dolphin, Min
neapolis, lock for windows.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29

Gibson and Hughes should be stronger
than ever next season.
While Collins was talking about his
string of pitchers Hughes Joined the
party, much to the surprise of Collins.
well, Tom, how Is the bank rou?"
queried Collins. "Quite strong" was
Hughes answer, and matters are fixed
up for next season.
Collins said the team would go to Ma
con in the spring and later to New Or
leans for three or four games, and might
play game OF two down there with the
Chicago Americans. Asked what he
thought about the foul strike. Collins said:
81 do not think they should change the
rule now that we have grown used to it."
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
BIG LEAGUES REFUSE
TO CONSIDER PHYLE
National Commission Turns Down Player
Who Told of Fixed Games.

CINCINNATI. Ohio, Nov. 2S.-Two i'm
ortant decision were rendered today by
the national baseball commission, Of
which August Hermann is chairman. The
most important Is that Of William Phyle,
was Indefinitely suspended by the Ma
tional Association Of Minor Leagues for
falling to prove his claim that certain
Championship of the Southern league had
been thrown. After his suspension he ap-
pealed to the national commission for re-
lief: Chairman Hermann finds that the
with the case, and 1t is referred back TO
the National Association Of Minor
Leagues.
The other decision was that Of Second
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
LACROSSE PLAYERS TO
HAVE FAST HOCKEY CLUB
Organize as the Shanroeks and Plan
Long Schedule of Games.

With the netted sticks packed away for
the winter a number of the members Of
the st. Paul lacrosse club met at the Car
endon hotel and organized the Shamrock
hockey club The players will secure a
rink, probably the Broadway, and will
begin practice at once.
The team will be selected later, but from
the material at hand it is safe to promise
at this early day that the Shamrocks will
figure in the championship race. Games
will be arranged with Canadian towns
boasting of fast teams and with the crack
teams in the states. Negotiations for
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
CAPT. COLLINS SIGNS
NEW MEN FOR HIS CLUB
Jake StahI and Jack o'BrIen VIII Be
Released by Boston.

BOSTON, Mass, Nov. 2S.-capt. Collins
of the Boston Americans is in town for
a few days to round up players. The
men under contract are Criger, Young,
Parent, Ferris, Collins, Unglaub and
released, Stahl most likely going to
Washington.
Collins will see Farrell. who was knock
ed out last season, and try to make terms
with him for next season. ST think we
have the finest string of pitchers in the
business said Collins. with our old
men We will have Joslyn, a clever young
pitcher from New Bedford, as well as
Walker. Of the Louisville club. Winters,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
A Cheerful Yarn.

The artists and painters of London are
from time to time publishing stories they
consider good. One of them gives his ex-
perience in the studio of Cecil Adm, and
quotes Rene Bull, the war artist, as say
ing that two celebrated surgeons were
in consultation over particularly severe
cease" 1t was decided to perform an
"job." The day for the operation arrived,
and they set to work. After little time
one of the surgeons lifted his eyes for
the first time from the patients head and
your end getting on?'' he asked. "Ohp
was the answer, "my ends dead."-Chi-
cago Tribun6s
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
WOLVERINES WILL GO
TO THE PACIFIC COAST
Michigan Team VIII Repeat Western
Christmas Vacation Trip.

CHICAGO, Nov. 2s.-The University of
Michigan football team will take another
trip to the Pacific coast during the
Christmas vacation.
Coach Yost and Capt Redden will re-
turn soon from the East, and the team
will be kept in condition for the games
to be played with California and Stan
ford. The Michigan men do not regard
these as poSt-season games, but mere
ly as exhibition contests.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
CHICAGO HIGH SCHOOL
SCALPS BROOKLYN HIGH
North Division Eleven Piles Up rs Points
In Easy Game.

NEW YORK, Nov. 2s.-The North Di-
vision High School of Chicago defeated
the Brooklyn high school team, Of Brook
by score of IS to 0. The Chicago defense
was too fierce for the Brooklyn boys and
the North Division high school circled
Brooklyn's ends with ease. The Brook
six times. The features of the game
were the end running of Pollard of Chi
cago. and the line bucking of Rennecker.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29

with Jersey City, and is claimed by
Brooklyn. His name is ordered stricken
from the list of players purchased by
Brooklyn. The future of Doolin, however,
will be definitely settled when Messrs.
Hermann, Pulliam and Johnson, all the
members. of the national commission,
have their next meeting
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
In the World of Sports
Prince .R. H.

Prince R H Decker
Strassburger
Davis ..F............. Halsey
goals, Graves, Thompson, Doe 2. Hack
ett goals from placement. Chambers.
Doe; referee, E. n. Wrightington. Har-
ward; umpire. John H. Minds. Pennsyl-
vania; -timekeeper, r. Truxtun Hare,
Pennsylvania; linesmen. Carl Marshall.
Harvard, and DR.. Carl Williams, Penn.
sylvania; time of halves, So minutes each.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
Convicted of EmbezzIement.

MARSHALLTOWN. Iowa. Nov. 2S.-N.
A. Carman, of Los Angeles, former presi-
dent of the Rhoades-Carmen Buggy COM
pany, of this city, was convicted of embez-
Element today in the district court here.
The case was appealed.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
coIson viii Coach Harvard Crew

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, Nov. 2S.-F. D.
Colson, for four years coxswain of the
Cornell varsity crew, will come to Har-
ward to coach the varsity crew for the
annual race with Yale in June. 1t is ex-
pected that radical change will be
made in the methods of rowing at Har-
ward
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
Torrey to Captain Penn.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Nov. 2S.-R. B.
Torrey was tonight elected captain of the
University of Pennsylvania football team
for 1904.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-11-29
Bon Ami Team Loses Three.

Special to The Globe
SALTWATER, Mimi, Nov 2S-The
Amis lost three games to the Kenyons
in the city league bowling tournament at
the Kenyon alleys
The Lamar register., 1903-09-16
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lN Il CnrrcspOnlnntD .


What should | know about law?
am the average individual. neither or
binary nor extraordinary. neither fool
nor sage. During my business life
have occasionally consulted a lawyer
have had several lawsuits, and have
learned some law.
A lawyer once told me that when
he was studying in an Office FOR admis-
sion to the bar, he thought of writing
an essay on Popular misconceptions
of Law" and asked the ADVICE OF his
preceptor about 1t, who said: Young
man, you better write an article on
Lawyers Misconceptions of Law. -
The students ready response was: Il
believe that subject is too broad
A Lawyers Knowledge.
Some people believe lawyer should
know everything. and when they dis
cover their lawyer does not. begin to
look for another one. Such persons
usually have as many lawyers as they
have legal propositions lodged In their
brains. Whenever the lawyer fails, so
does their faith. They seem never 10
come to the conclusion that lawyer
should not be expected to know it all
any more than any other person in his
particular calling or business.
Although lawyer should not be
expected to know everything he should
be expected and should know those
things which will fulfill the purposes
for which he is sought to be used by
his clients. A legal author well says:
AN attorney agrees that he possesses
at least the average degree of skill and
learning in his profession in that part
of the country he practices, and that
he will exercise that learning and skill
With reasonable care and diligence
Courts Of Equity.
always supposed a court of equity
was a court of justice until learned
to my sorrow that it was not. | asked
nv lawyer the real meaning of court
of equity. He said it was court OF
chancery. And what Is court oi
char -ery?" 1T is that side of the
court as distinguished from the law
side" "And how do you distinguish
III" THE difference between court
of equity and a court of law Is that
equity begins where the law ends, that
equity reaches those cases the law
does not, that equity takes jurisdiction
of those matters only where the law
fails to provide a remedy As ala
not fully understand his explanation
he further said: These courts Of
equity are an outgrowth of the Eng
lish common law. At an early day the
only courts were the law courts, and
as in many cases persons were
n of law al
forded no remedy, it became the Gus
tom to petition the king for justice
to be done. These cases became so
numerous that the king finally re-
ferred them to the Lord High Chancel'
The Lamar register., 1903-09-16
NO NEED OF OFFICERS.
Dead Mans Friends Had Satisfied
Ends of Justice.

GHuS VI
John Fox, Jr., author of Kentucky
mountaineer stories, and Blue Grass
man himself, was talking about the
reign of lawlessness in the mountains
of that state.
Il remember" he said. the case of
man in town where lectured one
time only, who shot a man in cold
blood from behind fence. and the
authorities didn't do thing with
Llm."
That's the trouble down there" re-
aponded an indignant listener. "The
authorities seem to wink at that kind
of killing. Did they know all the
facts in this case?"
"Of course; but that didn't seem to
make any difference"
We'll, l don't see why they didn't
punish the murderer"
They weren't altogether to blame"
raid Mr.. Fox, rather alphabetically.
"They must have been" contended
the listener, still indignant.
No" persisted Mr.. Fox. they were
not. You see, the other mans friends
caught the assassin before he got out
Of town and shot him so full of holes
the grand jury didn't think it worth
while to bother with the remains
"Oh. exclaimed the listener
i;ew York Times.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-16
Sunday.

On Sunday no alarm shock
''To Work." beats ON the tired brain;
What bliss to wake, to scorn the clock.
To smile and go to sleep again.
And joy goes dmpling through the town.
on hcart-strings her sweet tune she
strums.
And carc-worn brows forget TO frown.
When Sunday comes.
On Sunday there's no brcnthlcns haste
To mill or mart on tireless legs;
And oh. how beautiful the taste.
OF leisure in the ham and egSs!
To munich your breakfast at yr'ur ease.
TO jecr at time and snap your thumbs
You only get such joys as these
When Sunday comes.
When Sunday comes the little -,fis
Before the glass with huge delight.
Take out OF jail the little curls
That they have had in pins all night.
The little boys don Sunday best"
Which Freedoms ardent spiri, numbs:
and by clean collars they're oppressed
When Sunday comes.
When Sunday comes how grand % sit.
When you have dined among your kim
To read bit. and dozc a bit.
Until they bring ~the supper IT,,
With music of the jingling spoon
And saucer. while the Kettle hrms
An extra pleasing Sabbath tune
When Sunday comes.
When Sunday comes with what glow
a man may pun his pipe and say
,As Horace said some time ago1--
Lord OF myself | live to-day!'
So here's to Sunday. three times three:
With glad hearts inward iifes and
drums:
And-kecp "a corner. please. for me,
When Sunday comes.
Kansas city independent
The Lamar register., 1903-09-16
SHOCK LURE Fca DRUNKENNESS
How Ono Man Was Cured of All De-
sire for LIQUOR

o'S ~ @'dbS'.
Jones. in spite of being really
kindly, honest fellow. with loving
wife, cozy home and a hourishins
young family. was rapidly becoming
slave to drink Night after night he
went home in state which made his
little wife heartsick, until she with
wu:iian's ready wit, devised a scheme
and with the aid of the family physl-
clan gave Jones such shock that he
probably never will drink again.
Like many other men. Jones usually
lost all recollection of his actions
after he had reached certain period
of intoXlcation. When. five or six
weeks ago. he arrived at his home in
wife had him put to bed. AS he lag
there, dead to the world, the doctor
put his right leg into casing of plas-
ter of paris and splints. taking caro-
to bind them so tightly that when
Jones recovered consciousness all
sense of feeling would have left the
limb.
1t was pathetic scene, mixed with
grim humor, when Jones awoke tho
next day, and was told that in trying
to find the keyhole he had fallen down
the area and broken his leg. His re.
morse was augmented by the pressure
on his leg which the doctor took pains
to keep alive at each successive dress.
ing. and by the time that Jones had
been in bed a month all desire for
stimulants had left him.
1t is not likely he will drink to ex-
cess again, but is he reads this story
of his loving wife's new cure for the
alcoholic habit he will surely drop
that limp which he now affects during
his daily walk down Broadway.-New
YORK Press.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-16
The Editor
and His Troubles

Very likely | do not know so aw-
fully much about an editors troubles.
What / would be If editors had
never helped me is painful subject
for me to think about.
This is certain-I would get up very
early to write something cheerful for
editors.
admire and sympathize with them.
| have worried them and they told
me straight things.
One editor said that ] had the
cart before the horse, and that my
questions were impertinent.
Another editor laughed at my spell
ing and told me no one would know
what was talking about.
Some editors have kicked me some
of the time. but all editors have edu-
Gated me all the time.
II could live In log hut on the
side of a mountain and chop wood for
recreation ard for living write sen
tences :'hich would double newspaper
The Lamar register., 1903-09-16
craved Salmon and Oregon Water.

Many Oregonians were inclined to
laugh at the Missouri woman men
toned short time ago who insisted
on going back to her natiya state be-
cause there were no catfish In Ore
gon. 1t appears, however, that Ore
gon women are as whimsical as Mis-
souri, women, as a citizen who has two
sons practicing l.-w in Brooklyn, n.
Y, and doing very well went ON there
with his wife to visit them short
time ago. and at her desire left her
there. She thought she coa'd look
after the boys and enjoy life in the
East. but she has quite Unexpectedly
returned home. When asked why she
did not remain in Brooklyn, as arrang-
cd, she said such craving came over
her for slice of Chinook salmon
and a drink OF Eull Run water that
it seemed as II she could not live
without them, so she care back
Portland Oresonian.
The Lamar register., 1903-09-16
Same ThinQ.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak (at the bail
gamel-"What does it mean, John.
when man at the bat throws the
bat down and retires to the bench" :"
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-"Why it means
the same as when n woman leaves
the room and slams the door after
her."