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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-06-09

J. l.. Elan has moved his nipple
ment store to new quarters in Die
Brucke building. where he would be
glad to meet all his customers.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-06-09
JelI-O.

a delicious and healthful dessert. Pre-
pared in two minutes. No boiling! no
baking! add boiling water and set to
cool. Flavors:-Lemon, Orange. Rasp-
berry and Strawberry. Get package
at your grocers to-day. 10 cts.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-06-09

The meat markets will remain open
during the following hours: From
May l to Oct. !, 6 a. m. to p. m;
from Oct. / to May /. a. m. to 8
p. m: except on Saturdays and days
before holidays when the closing
hours will be O'clock
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-06-09
What Shall We
Have for Dessert?

This question arises in the family
every day. Let US answer it to-day. Try
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
GOOD
PRODUCERS
DRILLED IN. IN THE. PINE GROVE
EXTENSION OF. wETZEL CoUN-
TY FIELD PAST DAY OR so.
Good well7in On the Hood Farm, which
Is Being Developed by the Corn
ing Oil Company.

In the Pine Grove extension in wctzel
county, f. IL Jennings S Bros No. l
w. Anderson and No. . James Mcintyre,
are each producing 10 barrels a day.
The South Penn Oil company's Ne. l
John McElroy and No.. A. II. Morris,
arc producing I45 and l55 barrels, re-
spectively.
The Linden Oil company,s No. j. W.
Yeater is holding up at ill5 barrels a
day. In the old development to tic
southwest, L. s. Hoyt & Co.'s No. 73
on the Hoyt tract is in the first play and
producing so barrels dry.
In the Folsom district the South Penn
company has completed No. 8 on the
Rachel Talkington farm and No. % on
the Genine Robinson tract. The. first
is good for so and the latter $50 barrels
a day.
The Corning OIL company has complet.
cd No. o on the H..Hood farm and has a
90 barrel producer and Miller Bros No.
3 on The i. a. Faisingtou farm is good
for so barrels a day. The South Penn
company Nos. 3 and > ,on the Acena
Talkington farm. are. producing 30 and 90
barrels day respectively.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
BY POSTMASTER DENHAM FOR Nc
KINLEY MEMORIAL FUND,
WHICH WILL BEGIyEN TO
ALL WHO MAKE CON-
TRIRITTIONS
SUPPLY OF CERTIFICATES IS LIMI-
TED, BUT THEY ARE HAND
SOME AND VALUABLE
SOUVENIRS.
TheysAre Sent Here to Allow Those Who
z Have Not Yet Contributed to Do
So.The Association VIII Send
Send Certificates TO Those
Who Have Already
-. Given.
TRIBUTI0NS,

Postmaster S. G. Denham has received
from the Mckinley National Memorial
association a limited supply Of the oeTs
tificates which have been prepared for
distribution to the monument fund Us
souvenirs of their participation in that
geart enterprise. The ccrtifcateeis n
beautiful work of art, on which is given
an-excelIent reproduction Of AIRS. AIeIyin-
'ley's fayoritc likeness Of her husband;
together with picture of tie McKin7
ley home in Canton and of the White
House. The wording below the illus
tration is as follows: This certifes
that ..s....s.....s :. ....s... .l..5...,..
has contributed to the fund for the cree
tion of the national memorial at Cam
ton. Ohio, in honor of William AIcflin,
ley The workmanship and artistic efs
fects are of the very highest order, the
great house of Tiffany & Co., New York.
being the designers and manufacturers.
The supply in the hands of Postmaster
Denham is a portion OF the first edition
Of the certificates and is sent. here to
enable those who have not as yet cons
-tributed TO do so.s Parties who have al
ready identified themselves with the
movement will receive souvenirs direct
fro mthe office OF the Association or
THROUGH local committees.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
COMMERCIAL men
MOVEMENT ON FOOT FOR THEM TO
ENCOURAGE Y. M. C. A. BUILD
ING MOVEMENT.
Committee of Travelling Men Has Been
Appointed and Meeting Will Be
Held Saturday Evening.

There is a moyemcnt on foot among
the commercial men of this city to en-.
courage tile building movement promul.
gated by the local Y. NJ. G. A. Com
mercial travellers are closely connected
with the association movemnet every.
where, and those of this city appreciate
the value of we'll equipped club Issmc
for ClarksbTg. The Association is phe
ono club in the larger cities where mem
bers of all orders or no orders at all,
without formalities, can meet their as.
sociates in n social or business engage
ment or enjoy the privilege of the club
without restraint. Many commercial
travellers now carry the. Association Ger.
tificate of membership.
A committee of the following com
mercial men, j. NJ. Crouch, T. G. Brady
and \. X. Thorn. has invited the com
mercial men of this city to meet for a
conference Saturday evening of this
week Mt the Association Offices in the
Fordyce building.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
THE GREAT LAFAYETTE SHOW
COMING.

Manager Farland offers his patrons a
unique attraction on next Tucsdty even
ing, February 24s when the great La
feyette and his own company win appear
at the Grand. The engagement is for
one night only and those who desire to
witness this remarkable man of mystery
and his spendid company in their ele-
giant performance. should+Ea fail to se-
cure their seats early as a crowded house
is expected by the management. Fifty
people are actively engaged in this pro
duction, besides a colossal ,intamcd lion
and several Thoroughbred horses and if
the comments Of the leading papers in
all the principal cities throughout The
country can be relied upon theater-goers
have rare treat in store: for them.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
GAS
COMP ANY
THE SUBJECT OF DEBATE IN cIc-
ERo LITERARY SOCIETY AT
ADAMSToN.
West Fork Gas companys Service to Be
Discussed and Debated at Regular
Meeting Saturday Evening.

The Cicero Literary society will dis
crss an up-to-date question concerning
the Adamston people tomorrow night.
The debate for that night win be a
lively one.
Resolved, that the people of Adams
ton should patronize the West Fork Oil
and Gas Company Afirmative--w.
II Camp. John Southern. John Frazier.
Negative Howard james, Lou Grimm, j.
w. Duncan.
an interesting program has been pre-
pared for the meeting and large at
tendance of the Adanlstonites ia ex-
.pected in the school building ON. that
night
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
TO SOLVE
MYSTERY
oF THE FAMOUS FLOYD MURDER
CASE NO EFFORTS HAVE.
REALLY BEEN MADE BY
FAMILY OR OFFICIALS.
Dozen theories Advanced and MANY Be-
lieye 1t Easy to Solve.-People
Want Reward offered.

Warrington. w. Va, Feb. 2O-Thc
long expected developments in the Floyd
murder case have not developed. ard
there are no visible signs that they ever
viii develop. The question has been of
ten asked: what efforts are being
made to run down the Floyd murtlcrers ~
1t can be safely said now that no
efforts which could he really called Of
forts are being made.
1t can be pretty positively stated that
there is no reward out for the murder
crS; that there has been none; that there
will not be, and that no detectives nre
here ut work on the case. The matter
stands just where it stood on the next
morning after the trngedy. The aucs:
tion il, sWill it always remain this
way"
Tie report got out that private re-.
ward had been offered, but careful in.
vestigation seems to show that this is
not the case. The report was also ont
that private detectives were Mt work ON
the case, but if there ever were any
slcutlls at work on it there arc none
now. Have they given it up? Or are
they waiting while for some good par.
pose?
These are questions that the people
IF this section would like to have. an
swercd.
Dozen of theories have been run down
" partially nm down by the citizens oS
this city and the ncighborhood whore
the murdered Floyds lived, and of all
the theories publicly advanced none are
considered good enough to tie to.
But it is the general opiiion in this
section that if a genuine detective who
knows his business was put on the ease
the murderer or murtlercrs would be
run down in a week.
Said citizen:
Il think the case is as simple us most
murder cases, and all that is needed is
some one who is skilled in criminal work
To take hold of it. OF course no one WHO
is worth the name of detective will take
hold of it for nothing.
''The people want n reward offered.
but it is not my place or my neighbor's
place to offer the reward. If it is any.
body's duty TO offer reward we. th.,
people, would like to see it done ut
once"
This seems to be about the conccnsus
of intelligent opinion.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
THE MA YOR
WAS GAME
ACTED THE PART OF A REGULAR,
POLICEMAN IN A PINCH YES
- TERDAY
Man Was Acting Disorderly on Street
Car Yesterday and His Honor
sPuiied" Him.

There was a new policeman,s name ON
the mayors docket Sat police court this
morning. The name appearing after the
caption Officers making arrest was
that of Lie. Grille.
Yesterday evening about half past
four o'clock, the mayor boarded street
car on Main street at the corner OF Court
street. Walter Bumgardner was on the
street. He was drunk, and was acting
in disorderiy manner, There WAS no
police officer in sight, so the mayor. siz..
ing up Tie situation. placed Blrmgar,ls
ner under arrest and brought him TO the.
city locRsups where he put up .fer his
Iappearancc before the mayor this even
ing. d 4
One plain drunk was mp before his
honor this morning. Three dollars and
costs We're assessed. The man could not
pay the fine and he was sent to the
county jail.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
FIRE AT
SALEM
WEST END SCHOOL BUILDING IN
THAT TOWN CAUGHT FROM
ADEFEcEIyE FLBE THURS
dnrA = n -. -.
Great Excitement Among the School
Children. School Suspended Until
Building Can Be Repaired. s...s.
day.

The West End school building at Sa.
lem caught afire. Thursday. The fire was
discovered by the school shortly after
school had taken up in the morning. The
hour was about 9:15 o'clock. The teach,
er is Miss Linnie Monroe. She has about
sixty pupils and most of them were in
attendance. They saw the fire coming
down through the ceiling and were very
much frightened. Confusion reigned, but.
they aII escaped from the building with
out accident. The FIRE was soon put out;
but not before considerable damage was
done by the fire and in putting it out.
1t originated from a defective flne. The
school has suspended operations until
the building can be repaired. 1t is n
one-stury frume and contains only. one
rnnm -.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
aREDs AND BLUES HARD AT 1T.
Public Will Not Know Which Side Is
Ahead Until Sixty-Day Contest
Is Up.

Great interest is being manifested in
tn membership contest which Is on be-
tween the Reds" and "Blues.s The
contest is to continue for sixty days,
and each side is working hard to cap
turc the honors at the coming banquet.
1t is Thought that there will be n change
in the plan, which will make it impossi-
Bile for the public to know which side
is ahead until the close of the contest.
All the large department stores and
Wholesale houses are being canvassed by
enthusiastic workers. 1t is thought that
the membership will bo-rtin up to over
a thousand.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
Remains Are Enroute Home for Bnria,
and VIII Arrive Here Tonight.
Funeral VIII be Held Sunday.

a message has been received announc'
ing the death of seymour Rittenhouse
in st. Louis, Mo-. Wednesday night, re.
.aiting from an operation performed last
Saturday night for appendicitis The de-
ceased was a son of Justine Rittenhonses
of Dola, this county. The remains are
en- route home and win arrive. here To-.
night. The funeral will occur ut his
fathers home sunday and efforts are
being made TO get Rev. j. Engle to of.
iciate. Interment will be in the town
# Dela. The deceased Mt the time of
his taking down sidS was in the employ
of the Hamilton Brown Shoe company OF
st. Louis, and had been thus employed
for couple of. years, He was we'll
known in this county and for several
years was one of the countyis bright.
est and best school teachers Eight
months ago he married St Louis young
lady. His age was about q years. The
news of his death is received with deep
regret by host of friends.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20

practice in this state:
First, all such persons as shall be
legally entitled to practice medicine in
this state sat the time OF the passage OF
!. this act.
Second, all such applicants as shall be
graduates, presenting diplomas from
reputable medical colleges, so reeogniz-
ed, as shall pass a satisfactory cxanii-
nation before the state board OF health.
No applicant for license to practice ned
icine in this state shall be rejected be-
cause of his adherence to any particu-
lar school or theory of medicine. The
bill passed by n vote of so to IL.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
IEcTURE TONIGHT.

AT the Central rprssbyterinn church.
tonight a lectlirc-ss1l be given ON =. #.
rica Near the EQUATOR BY Rev. G. J.
Boppell, formerly Of Gaboon, French
Congo, West Africa. He will talk on
the Mpongwe tribe. the Greeks OF. Africa
and on the Fang, tribe, n cannlDal peo.
pie. their land, farms, houses dress,
dances, language, habits, customs, etc.,
BY a large number of euriosis
ties and specimens brought from Africa,
The lecture is free and n cordial i'm
Sitation is extended to all. A free-will
offering viii be taken.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
WEDDING WAS POSTPONED
On Account of the Sickness of the In
tended Brides Mother.

The Telegram was misinfermed, 1t,
seerus, about there being a wedding iu-
tended in Glen Elk the afternoon of day
before yesterday. There was really no
such intention. on the part of either the
young lady or the Salem barber, as was
in this paper, so we are in
formed by parties who are familiar with
tie circumstances. This correction Is
made TINT the public may not be mis-
led in the matter. The wedding had
been postponed ON account of the sick
ness Of the young lady's mother.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
INDUS TRIAL CONCERNS
May LOCATE HERE
NEW TRAIN OF PARLoR
AND CHAIR CARS
Went Through to the East on the B. &
o. Yesterday Morning.

a new train of paIlor and chair cars
went through F'airmont TO the east over
the 3. 4 o. yesterday morning. 1t was
one Of the handsomest trains that has
gone through for years The cars were
made in the eompanss western shops
and VIII be used ON trims running into
New York. Its said 70 be the inten-
tion. Of the b. \ o. 10 improve its ear
service rs rapidly rs possible. All the
Through trains viii benade of news cars
in the near future.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
CASE OF pEsTITuTIoN.
Hupp Family of -Four Children, Mother
and Father Are Starving.

A-case of destitution is reported. 1t
is at the West End. The case is
that of family named Hupp. The
father. David Hupp, is coal miner. He
is afflicted with a felon on one Of his
fingers and is incapacitated for work.
His wife writes atsnote that they have
nothing TO eat and two small boys are
soliciting aims. Their story is pitiful.
They say there are three boys and one
girl, in the family, and that they can
get nothing 10 do. This Is, indeed, a
case for the benevolent people of the
city. Nnw is the time to show our re-
ligion. Who viii be the first to respond
to the calls II the story IS true and. we
have no reason TO doubt it, owing to the
fact that We questioned the boys closely,
it is urgent that something should be
done at once.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
SUPPER WAS A SUCCESS.
Baptist Ladies' Aid Society Feast Their
Patrons Royalty.

The hot supper given last night in
the dining room OF the First Baptist
church BY the Ladies' Aid society OF that
church was a gratifying success from
every point of view The supper was
elegant and very much enjoyed by the
many in attendance. The courtesy ilrd
careful attention given by the ladies in
charge were very much appreciated. The
patronage was liberal and a very satis-
nfaetory amount of money was derived
from the supper. ii Will be devoted TO
paying for improvements ON the church
eflifices g
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
FR1sroE IS SUED
By an Insurance Company for Damages
of One, Thousand Dollars.

Suit for $1,000 damages was instit.t-
ed yesterday in circuit. court ut Parkers-
burg by Moss and Shcwalter, attorneys
foe the plaintiffs, the Travellers Insim-
ancc Company, against one of their ex-
agents, L. j. Fristoe
The plaintiffs allege that Fristoe col.
lected premiums amounting to close to
$500 and failed to turn them over, white,
Fristoe claims that the amount collected
by him is merely an offset for what the
company owed him.
afr. Fristoe was in the insurance b,lsi-
ness here until few months ago, wilca
he moved tcAParkersburg.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
FUNERAL OF THE
LATE JAMES PATTON.
Occurred This Afternoon From Rresi-
dence Of Mrs. John Kobiegard.

5 The funeral II the late James Pat
tS,n occurred Friday afternoon from the
residence of his sister. Mrs John Kob-
Iceatd. ON East Main street, at half past
two o'clock.
fhe f,snefhl was conducted by the To-
cal iod.e OF Alasons. and The intcrrnent
was 81 : h. fanny lot IN the odd FellowS'
cemetery.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
TAos aAgMoND AppoINTED
Mine Inspector At Chiefton to Succeed
Superintendent Brooks, Who Goes
to wheeling.

sehicfton. w. Ysi., Feb. 90. Superir-
tepsent brooks, Of this place, has re.
signed his position hers with the iair-i
mont Coal company. 10 accept. another
near W heeling Mr. Brooks i succeeded
by Iboaias Hasinend of Eairmont. Mr..
Hlay1nond win be assisted by William
Batsen.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
PAY Day AMONG M1NERs.

Saturday will be pay day with the
Fairmont Coal Company. and the ClarlSs-
burg Fuel Company, All the enlpioyes
OF every character Will receive tlioif.
monthly wages that day and be happy
The cold weather VIII likely cause die,
pay rolls 70 be n little short.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20
BACHELORS WILL ENTERrAIN
Social Club Preparing to Give Social
Event in the Near Future.

The Bachelors Social club, b. S. c..
s. i. o. W. viii giSesan important So;
cialsesent comp plimentary To: their friends
aud ladies' in the near future. The af-
fair viii be given in their handsome club
rooms in the Smith building, and the.
members are living m great anticipa-
ton for the OCCASION. 3
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20

NJ. b. CurkendaIl has purchased two
lots OF v. S. Highland and S. >. Den
ham in Carlyle Court. ffontinr on t:lay.
street, and win commence the erection
of Two new houses us soon as The wealth
er permits.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1903-02-20

@aIr. Jolly of Joliet company PLAYED
at Marietta last night.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-03-20

How much longer can endure it.
This morning my husband rose before
daybreak. he was too lazy to light
a lamp, and breakfasted in the dark.
The result was he ate the prepared
kindling wood instead of the predi-
gested breakfast food.
When the servants got up there
was nothing to build the fire with
OF course they we're angry and left
1 do not blame them.
1 spoke of the matter to my hus
band tonight. He said he did no
care, that he had felt first rate al
day.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-03-20

NOW is the time the
blood needs cleansing, re-
vitalizing charged with an
imation, life, vitality.
Hagee's Cordial of Cod
Liver Oil Sf %i'n iisf Hsr0saGTP.isss snS .HGs is
particularly a spring rem
edy. 1t not only cleanses the
blood, increases the number
of red ccrpuscles, but recon-
structs the wasted tissues
consumed by winters rigors.
1t sends a thrill of vigor
and activity bounding to
every part of the body. 1t
puts on new and healthy
flesh; makes you buoyant-
cheerful active strong.
Hagee's Cordial is a tkin,
palatable tonic DifiIOnf that
greasy. fShy taste Of ordi.
nary cod liver oils.
Sold by all druggists. Prepared by
Katharmon Chemieal Co., St Louis. Mo.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-03-20
Administrators Sale OF
Real Estate.

In pursuance of an order of the Probate
Court of Logan county hio, 1 will offer for
sale at public auction on Saturday
the l1th day of April, 1903, at one
O'Clock D. m. at the west door Of the
Court House of Logan county, Ohio, the fol
lowing described real estate situate In the
township of Lake, In the county OF Logan
and the State Of Ohio. to-wit: keing part of
Survey No 3S2i in the Virginia Military Dis
trict and bounded and described as follows:
Beginning at a point in the road on the
north side of said survey from which a stone
planted bears ;. 10. E-g7 links and running
thence with the north boundary line OF said
said survey. 3 so W. III {2-iO0 poles To stone
planted; thence ; 10. + 10 55-l0o poles to a
stake; thence y. N. z 1f7 G-ieO poles to n
stake: thence y. 10. ". los 55-l0o poles to the
/ place Of beginning. containing one hundred
i 10W acres
Terms OF sale. to-wit: Cash In hand.
| Appraised at hfty-fve hundred dollars
| ts5SpOJ
/ ALICE VI. KELLER
| Administratrix of the estate OF Mary F.
Il DOwell, deceased.
J. G. HOVER. Attorney for AdministratrtX
March l3. 1908
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-03-20
Generous.

''If could only get bite to eat, ="
he whined.
'Why don't you work." she asked.
''Nothin' doin' in my line," he an
swered. I'm dime museum glass
eater, an they're getting too COM
mon.n
"Poor mani" she said, sympathet-
ically. Come right in and you can
have the two goblets and the glass
dish the girl broke this morning.
Chicago Post
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-03-20

After dinner was over little Mar
gle with her head bowed and her
hands clasped.
"Why, Margie," said her mother,
don't you know dinner is over?"
Don't interrupt me, mamma" re-
joined the little miss. I'm prayin'
for another dish of that puddin'."
Needless to say, her prayer was
answered.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-03-20
To Save Time.

I'm looking for my slippers. dear.
is there any any place where you're
sure you didn't put them"
She-What do you mean?
He-T want to look there for them
frst.-Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. Browne-You are the presi-
dent of our Sunshine Society, aren't
you.
Mrs. Malaprop--Yes I'm the present
nce.-Philadelphia Press.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-03-20

a Georgia editor in fit of desper-
alton dashed off the following: "The
wind bloweth, the water ioweth, the
farmer soweth, the subscriber oweth
and the Lord knoweth that we are in
need of our dues. So come a runnin',
ere we go cunning, this way of dun
min gives us the blues,
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-03-20

Smithers-And Jimson, who used to
play second violin-What does he
play now?
Withers-Oh, he doesn't play any
thing. He works the trombone
Kansas City Journal.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1903-03-20
ALenten Incident.

Mrs. Malaprop-If feel so sorry for
poor Mr.. Flutters.
Mrs. Carroty-Why. what has hap
pened to him?
Mrs. Malaprop-When he was eat
ing this morning bone lodged cross
wise in his sarcophagus, and the poor
man has been suffering excrutinizing
ping -pangs ever since.-Kansas Jour,
nal