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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
And 1t pfdn,t Cost Any More.

With gratifying originality, DR.. Har-
per nominated Mayor Low for the
presidency instead of for the vice
presidency, thus comforting upon him
a unique and honorable distinction
Chicago Chronicle
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
Which Is Listened to RESPECTFULLY.

Grover Cleveland may have a Curl
Gus way of arranging the big words
which he extracts from the dictionary,
but usually the resulting literary dia-
gram illustrates some real and es-
sential truth.-Chicago News
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
GETTING ,Rashfu, These DAYS.

Senator Hanna declines to accept the
resignation from the Craftsmanship of
the Republican national committee
which certain leaders have rendered
him.-Wash ington Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
AS Foolish as an Old Fox.

President Roosevelt refused to at
tend the opening of a New York COL
lege because Grover Cleveland was
there. Teddy may be a little shy on
some kinds of sense, but he knows
Journal. ~
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
Those Department Rules Are Strict.

Merely because. he can play golf Gen.
Chaffee need not imagine he will be a
successor to Cerbin, unless he is also
sure he can pronounce it right
Brookly Union ~ .e
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
Revenue Gutter Dallas Is Safe.

OGDENSBURG, n. Y, Oct. 3.-The
revenue cutter Dallas, twice reported
lost while en- route from New York
to Ogdensburg, arrived after q very
stormy passage. The cutter will make
Ogdensburg its headquarters, tine dis.
trict extending to Oswego.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09

When Senator Thomas Collier Platt
marries again he will, of course; find
it more emphatically than ever a case
of Me, too
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
Looks Like Hard Times.

Mrs. Stuyyesant Fish says Miss Goe-
let's duke will cost $4,000, 600. Even our
heiresses no longer buy on bull mar
ket.--Dctriot Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
Not Twins.

She-I hear the stork brought something
to your house the other day.
He (proudly)-Yes, indeed.
She-Of course, it's just too cute.
He-No, it isn't two cute, thank good
ness, only one.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
A SERMoNETTE
The Essence of Pesslmlsm.

Father said little Harold, "what is
an optimist?"
IAN optimist, my son. is man who
feels SO confident that he is going to get
to pretend not to mind it.'-Washington
Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
AUTUMN.

The trees now fling their gold to earth,
Perhaps they've reached the pitch
Where they are anxious to avoid
The crime of dying rich.
New York Sun.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
Among the Merrymakers
Sensitive.

Sensitive.
ut was careless of me to say that l
admired Bacon remarked the young
woman with glasses.
Did you offend some Shakespearean
student?"
mo. 1t was a Chicago pork packer.
He frigidly remarked that he didn't care
to talk shop. Washington Star.
A SERMONETTE.
The wheel of Fortune built for me,
And also. friends, for you.
Is just the Wheel of Industry
To put our shoulders to.
Philadelphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09

washington time q D. m. st. PauI),
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09
I'd Pays TO TdUerftse
m Che Daigg Globe
The Increase in the Total Cash
Advertising Carried by The Globs
for the Last Six Months Over
the Same Months in 1902:

March. Fiji Inches
April -. :. OTIS Inches
May ....... 3o21@ Inches
June. ,.,.,. 3,787 Inches
duly 8, 487 Inches
august. -. 2o351 Inches
Total Increase
a'a Months, ~, $50 Inches
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-09

Another of those gigantic farmers
combines has been formed to allow the
farmers to control the price of all
produce The capital stock is divided
into 100, 100000 shares Of hot air.-Bis-
marck Tribune
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1903-11-24
SENTENCED A MOONSHINER
TO JAIL TILL SUNSET CAME

In the United States court at
Augusta last Wednesday Raney
K. Stribling entered a plea of
guilty to the charge of illicit dis
tilling. The grand jury and
district attorney asked for the
mercy of the court, it being rep
resented that he was very poor
and that his family, the mother
being sick, were in destitute
circumstances and in need of his
help as the bread winner.
Judge Speer said that he would
carry out his recommendation
and give him the minimum SEN
tence, a month--in jail and a fine
of 500.
Were you ever in jai1?" asked
Judge Speer.
NO, Sir" replied the defen-
dant.
Then you do not know what a
bad place the jail is, do you" was
the next question. The prison
er confessed his ignorance, ex-
cept by hearsay.
We'll, l shall not let you RELY
strictly on your imagination in
the future, however vivid it NAV
be, as to how bad a place it may
be. l shall send you to see."
Judge Speer then directed
that Stribling be confined in the
Richmond county Jail until sun
down, at which time an order
suspending his sentence during
his. good behavior went into effect
A burden was lifted from the
prisoners face at this announce
ment.
Has any one a Greer's alma
nac?" asked the court. No one
could supply the want. well,
it does not matter, will leave it
to the jailor to say at what hour
it is sunset"
And when the sun had settled
behind the western hills, Strib-
ling, tie distiller, went his way
rejoicing.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1903-11-24
CAMPANIA IS BEATEN

London, Nov. 21.-The Amer
can line steamer st, Louis beat
steamer Campania, the record
holder of the Cunard line, in a
race across the Atlantic from
New York with mails.
Although the Campania reach
Liverpool 3 o'clock this morn
ing, and the American liner did
not reach Southampton until
E a. m, the passengers of the St.
Louis arrived in London at 10
O'Clock this morning and those
who came on the Campania not
until 1890 p. m.
The mails br ought by the St.
Louis arrived in time to permit
the correspondents to reply BY
today's outgoing steamer.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1903-11-24
TOWN IN FIGHT
WITH OIL TRUST.
Crawfordvi11e Mixes With
Standard Oil Company.

Crawfordville, Ga, November
22.-(Special. )--Crawfordville is
in the midst of an oil famine.
Recently the city council p1ac-
ed business tax of $40 per year
on the Standard Oil Company.
The company has headquarters
at Union Point and serves this
place with tank on wheels.
When the council increased the
tax the company increased the
price of oil 2 cents per gallon and
have been negligent about send
ing its tank here.
If it does not arrive in a few
days the people will be forced to
order oil from some other point.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1903-11-24

they may be protectors, not
burdens to the community in the
years to come. Will you meet
with us again next Sunday at
800 O'Clock? Subject: The Art
of Letting Co." Come and en-
Joy the music, the good cheer,
the fellowship.
Your Brother,
EARL WARD PEARCE.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1903-11-24
lie. GOETHE, M. ..
OCILLA, GEORGIA.

Yhaxr attAn up an Office with all of the
1staat eleotrical ma. hines. hot air apparatus,
ETC., for the treatment o. chronic troubles OF
either sex. have had speciAI lns1ructloh IN
aiebtro therapeutics under q. Be- ton massey
OF Philadelphia, In the treatment OF temaie
Groubles by the above method, who 10 tRe
beat authority ia the United States.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1903-11-24
] lgzllg LJr4 wsth Near,

November, sad November the
poet says, but to those who live
among the red clay hills Of Geor-
gia, its any thing but sad.
The sum mer's stiff1ing heat is
past, and lingering still the gold
days of Indian summer kissed by
touches of fall and carressed by
winters fairy fingers maketh
glad the heart of man in this the
happiest season of the year.
Across yon stretch of forest
green the sloping hills are deck
ed IN Autumns sheen, the Grim
son leaves of maple trees, and
golden tints and rueset hues be-
deck the scene. The red clay
hills picture gay againsta back
ground of vivid green, encircled
by a wreath of grey.
Afar the mystic whispering of
pine tree tops and rustlng music
of falling leaf, lu11s the weary in
to peaceful rest, while the sweet
notes of the songster still is heard
at best.
November, and with it comes
the rush of busy days, the joys
of merry drives along the FROST
ed lanes, and through the snowy
cotton fields where yet the white
balls dot the russell plains.
The musical songs of "culled"
folks as they hunt the quail and
dig therows of 'taters" sweet, or
roast dem" possum brown,
while sly1y peeping at old Marse
Joe's chicken coop and wonder
ing if dem turkeys roost is low.
Yes, tits sweet to live in Georgia,
and these crisp November DAYS
to see tn ripening Of the sheaf,
and know that Thanksgiving
draweth near.
AMI comes the visions dear of
apples red and cakes of liver sort
and sweet potato pone. Aunt
Jenning knows just how to make
those golden pumpkin pies that
hit the spot, and turkey roasted
hot with juicy sauce. IT'S sure
to please us Cracker folks and
we think we know a thing or two
about Thanksgiving fixings and
what not.
Come now, who says Novem-
ber's sad? Not us who revel in
the frosted Simmons sweet and
grinding of the cane. November
ali! blessed month, we gladly
welcome thee, and as the gliding
hoursfee away, we bid thee stay.
Our hearts are overf1owing with
Thanksgiving cheer for blessings
that have come; so let us pray
that each and every one shall say
God bless us down in Georgia
one this golden Thanksgiving
day."
LULA K. LEvIsoN.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1903-11-24
To The People.
Fitzgerald, NOV. Goth

Fitzgerald. NOV. Goth.
My Dear Brethren:-
At this Thanksgiving time,
when grateful hearts all over our
land are enumerating their bless
ings, we feel we cannot do better
than to lift up our voice in praise
for the loving kindness and the
manifold mercics shown to us.
For six months we have been
working for the people and now
that perhaps the hardest and
most trying victories of the year
have been won, and it is longer a
question of Wheth Their we shall ex-
lst in your town, as a new and
thriving institution, but a ques-
ton of how much we shall ac-
complish in the development of
true manhood, in the future we
ask you to lay aside all selfish
ness, all sectarianism, all preiu-
dice, all blindness, and all that
will hinder and come with us
and we will do thee good" Come
with us. not for dis play, or pomp,
or show, but come and enlist
as worker for hu manity.
The old year will soon close.
Can you do better than lay aside
allthat makes us groundlings, aud
enlist for the service of humani-
ty? Again we affirm that we
stand-we work-for the up
building of threefold man. The
man who is suffering sickness,
poverty, want, woe, today, is the
man who was not properly train
ed and cared for yesterday.
! Let us feed the hungry today,
and at the same time let us train
the boys and girls to self culture,
self help, self protection, that
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1903-11-24

1T MAY BE NEWS TO YOU
AND 1T MAY BE NOT, BUT
WE WANT YOU ALL TO
KNOW THAT WE HANDLE
All THE LEADING NEWS
PAPERS IN THE COUNTRY.
RATES AS FOLLOWS, DE-
L1VERED TO ANY PART OF
THE CITY.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1903-11-24
Worlds Largest Ship
Was Launched Today

Belfast, Ireland Nov. I'll The
new White Star liner Baltic, the
biggest and longest liner in the
world, was launched today. The
Baltic is 726 feet long, and of q
800 gross tonnage.
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rheumatism ,Rinaa.

Sufferers from rheumatism who
believe they will be cured Of their
aches through wearing a certain
kind of metal ring would be sur
prised perhaps to hear that they are
keeping alive an old superstition
that oNed its origin to one Of the
ceremonies performed on GOOD Fri
day. The ceremony was called the
eblessing Of the cramp rings" and
was carried out by the king himself,
who went into his private chapel,
accompanied only by his grand al
moner, crawled on his knees to the
crucifix and there blessed a silver
bowl full Of gold and silver rings.
These rings were afterward distrib-
uted to people who were afflicted
with rheuinatism and epilepsy. The
idea is supposed to have originated
in certain ring given by a pilgrim
! to Edward the Confessor, which
was kept in Westminster abbey and
used as cure for such ills.
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The story Of a sentineI.

A good story is told Of the French
war office to The effect that for ten
years a soldier was stationed in the
passage leading to the, minister's
private apartments with orders not
to let people touch the walls. But
no one seemed to understand why.
this was done. The present minis.
ter, being of an inquisitive turn Of
mind, determined to find out. but
no nlis could give him any informa-
ton, not even the chief clerks or the
'subord rdinates who had been in the.
service half q century. a certain
doorkeeper, however, an old fellow
with good memory, recol1ected
that on a certain occasion d. soldier
was placed there because the walls
had been painted and the minister's
wife had q spot on her dress I The
paint had dried, but the sentinel
had been lef t. dern Society.
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What He Was Paid For.

A new application of the rnle Of
proportion between wages and labor
is the motive Of a little story from
the Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
The leader Of the band stopped the
music in the middle of the Bar and
frowned.
Say, Pumpernickel "he demand
ed in O. loud whisper, what do you
mean BY playing q lot Of half notes
where there should be whole notes ~.
z Pumpernickel took the horn off
his neck. q
3, seYell n, /" said ne, II make explana-
tions by you. You remember dot
you cnd. down my wages to halluf,
don'd you z"
The leader stared in amazement.
He had done so, but
Und so I continues to make der
nodes mid dis horn, but dey will De
hallnf nodes until der wages vos re-
storded unto whole wages. Ain'd
it, yes ??' ??' IS a3 L: ss.s3 ST
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Anderson County Mutual Benz
eft Association &C America.

Tho Anderson County Mutual Benefit
Association of America writes the cheap
ett Insurance of the day. The plan ia to
take one thousand people, men and wo.
men, bind them together in business
way to help each other In time OF need
and trouble. You only pay when one
dies. II you join now your frat payment
pays you up until January, 1904, unless
we lose one Of our member, If the hand
OF Providence should seYor the silver
thread that holds the life of one OF our
loved once. TREND or neighbor, who
would hesitate moment 4 paying the
little sum OF One Dollar and ten cents to
replace the amount and pay expenses
paid out on death claim. Consider the
matter, examine and study our plan.
You are. receiving insurance protect
your family at actual cost. Don't stand
back, let our agencies write you up at
once.
:. II there Is anything you wish to know
In regard to the policy call on any OF the
gRents and they will take pleasure in
explaining the pulley to you. Reniem-
Der this IL the only opportunity ever
presented 10 you at actual cost. You
owe It to your family, you owe 1t to your
self to secure their protection in case you
are taken away from them. If you are
over thirty years of age this Is the only
chance you will have Of getting In.
After 1000 members have been secured
no ono over thirty gets in, and he only
to replace deceased member.
N. r. GREEN, P.ss.
j. M. PAYNE, Sec. and Treas.
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Help. From an 1, Unexpected Quarter

The ruined sport was walking
home from the races. He had gam
bled his last cent en- the ponies and
was q total wreck financially and
motionally. He was distinctly
recognizable picture of despair. He
knew he would have no dinner. So,
in order to fool his stomach and
make himself think he had fed, he
reached his hand into his vest pock-
]et to get a toothpick. He felt some
thing disk shaped in between the
lining and the cloth below the pock-
ct proper. His heart stopped beat
ing But it started again. Other
wise the man would have died. Dig
sging vigorously, he recovered a
twenty-five centApiece.
sssAh," he cried joyfully, sshelp
from an unexpected quarter!" Bal
sfttiIrore tiore American.
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/ WORD 10 FARM gOIIERRSs.
PRIMES s Gel EIsY
UUMl. u IN I'D
The FIorfi9 Friend Of the,
Farmer and Ills Family.

After the labors end toilscf the summer time,
and harvesting of crops in the early autumn,
many OF bur banners, their ssiyes. fia,sl.e
and sons, find themselves In a condition Of
he alth demanding careful attention il suffering
Is 20 BE- avoided later on. Many experience
t;dney trpuhle in some form; with some the
liver IS .o{pid; there is bious1sess, nausea, and
vomiting, with loss of appetite snd depression
Of spirits Thousands who have been exposed
TO cold, damp winds md rains while toilfng In
the harvest fields, now feel the twinres of
terrible rheumatism; others run down by
worry, o4erwork, end irregular dieting, are
tomented with the papgs of dyspepsia. &
To the thousands of nun down, sickIy, and
half dead men and women IN fam homes We
recommend with oil honesty end confidence
the workers. friend, Paine,s Celery Compound.
the only medicine .!.s. .>. e.l quickly and fully
restore strength 10 the weak body and vigor 20
the muscles Paine,s Celery Compound tones
the stomach; It removes poisonous acids from
the blood which c4use Iheu,uatism; It feeds
the weak and diseased nerves and banishes
neuralgia tortures; it prri6es the blood end
gives true vitality and life. The use Of Paine's
Celery Compound In autumn means th estab-
fishing of perfect physical Ygor to " wdhstand
the rigors of O severe winter. q 4
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STREET .l|I fIIENDlIIc ANTS
80 - gtTff SftG ttort0
Over EXCEPT in Name. e .s \, !.

Little IN ! ssS =, Siie world
Ss Over Except in Name. y
HIVE you ever noticed, 2 ialc csired
the observing vi iTlii0 8 lad lad Just re-
turned from d hurried trip trip to Eng
land that there lis little difference
In street mandicants the world over
except In. name ?''
Being assured that tha auditor
had not, the observing man contin-
ued his exposition. Ct took occa-
sion while On my "trip lss lss sumo
investigation Of the street beggars,
as we call them in Chicago, as they
appear in other cities. never real
lied before how gullible people in
general ere until ] made this investi-
CATION. In every city, / was struck on
the street by two Sor more bAggars,
and found their hard luck stories
agreeing in all essential details with
those put forward BY the Chicago
members of the tribe. From the
well dressed individual " ho profess
es acqua;ntancesaip with .#Hittlii you and
asks for the loan Of q dollar or
sovereign, rs the case may be, to the
plain out and out beggar who whines
over a three days. fast their meth
Z DDS are identical.
esThe only difference T could dis
cover is in the names given to these
gentry by the people Of the different
cities where they operate. Here in
Chicago we 90 TO the root of the
matter and call the whole class
f'street beggars. InsNew York, on
the other hand; people di diferentiate
between mendicants who appear at
the back door with q basket and ask
for assistance and those who meet
one on the street with more OF less
plausible tale Of distress. These lat
ter are known as tgrafters' in the
east. That term is unknown in
London. There they are called
fapsters.' a tapster is on the whole
more ambitious than sgrafter' Or a
street beggar.' The latter will new
ser strike you for more than a couple
of dollars under any pretext, but the
London stapster' Of the swell class
makes no bones Of asking for the
loan Of a sovereign.
1T is somewhat fatterirg for a
stranger to Judge by your outward
appearance that you carr 5, such
sums about with you that. the mat
ter Of sovereign or two makes no
difference to you, but otherwise it
seems to me the English members
of the craft carry the matter too
:far. Neither are their; schemes so
well differentiated as those used by
Their American brethren, and it is
very easy to detect them when one
OF them accosts you. No American
ought ever to be taken in; by one.
Their; work is too coarse, Chicago
Chronicle. 81 {i}5
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The Fleurde.lla.

This flower, The French national
emblem, is very cons spicuons in our
own country. It forcis the motif of
much der bration and Isl q conspicu-
GUS design iii jewelry, laces, hand
skerchiefs and embroide deries.
This flower, which was once sup
posed to be the iris flower or BIOS
goning flag, yyas adopted by Louis
sNITy at which time the national
standard was almost covered with
1T Charles {. reduced the number
to three, The my sticaI church num-
her. FIavio Gioja In 1902 out nff
compI pIimeIit to the king of Naples,
who was OF french descent chose
the iieilr-d q lis K to mark the north
point OF The comp American
Queen. yysS s4sis
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EMERs0N's APPEARANCE.
Remarkable Ears on a Head That
Would Battle Pbrenoioay.

Emerson's appearance was strik-
ing and his manner not without
certain austere awkwardness, espe-
aially noticeable on the lectur plat
form, where for years I rarely miss
ed an opportunity Of hearing him,
He was tall and spare, with slight
stoop Of the shoulders, head car
i rioa slightly forward and fine eyes
OF a peculiar peering, penetrating
expression. The strong aquiline
nose was the most characteristic
feature, but he had ears to match.
They were the side wheels to that
prov, Viewed from behind, they
stood out from his head like wings
borrowed from the feet of Mercury.
The head itself was one to battle
phrenology. There seemed to be
nothing remarkable about it except
its unusual height in the spiritual
and moral regions, vcneration, firm
ness, self esteem. It was otherwise
almost commonplace, full in the OBJ
serving faculties, but falling away
to hatness in what is known as
causality, wide ii ideality and sub,
Unity and, as far as I could guess
from rather close scrutiny on two OF
three occasions, in caution and de-
structiveneOA. His force did not lie
in mere intellect. He never argued.
What was reasoning in others was
in him a questioning Of the percep-
tions. Add to this temperament,
genius, the torrcntial source of be-
ing we name the soul, elusive to the
anatomist and to the fumbling fin
gers of the phrenologist forever past
finding out.
In lecturing he had but one ges-
ture, 6 downward thrust Of his
,clinched bright hand, which was near
" always held contorted and tense
at his side and which he used with
unconscious earnestness in driving
his imaginary stakes. He was some-
times amusingly careless with his
manuscript, losing his place and
searching for it with stoical indif-
ference to his patiently waiting au-
dience Up to my old tricks" !" as I
once heard him remark when he was
an unusually long time shutting the
misplaced leaves. u. T. Trowbridge
in Atlantic.