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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11

Christian Science and Kindred Super
stitions BY Rev. Chas. F. Winbig-
Ter. Phi NJ. 5iRXS in. clio. i6S PIP: The
Abbey Press, New York; 81.
In his preface the author says: ut
has been my purpose to give a plain,
comprehensive statement Of the whole
question as discussed by Christian
Scientists and show the real therapcu.
tic principle that is utilized in the ef'
fort of these different schools to heal
disease
The introduction" is by Reverend
J. HcrndOn Garnett, who will be re.
membercd by some as a Californian
Baptist minister who joined the Uni
tarians few years ago, then, later, re.
turned to the Baptist fold.
The whole book is polemical and
throughout It's chapters, which show
much bibliographiCal research on the
part of the author. runs an argumenta.
tive spirit Such expressions as 81 de
fy ---- to disprovc this statement;
she CNlrs. Eddy ought to try to in
form herself; "Mongrell"; "Mounte.
bank; "HypOcrlte"; rather ALLEVIATE
the readers sympathy. While. no
doubt. the reading of book like Mrs.
Eddy's Science and Health" will try
an intelligent readers patience 1.-THE
author himself COnfesscs on y. GS-'lt
is very hard for reasonable person
reading such stuff to possess his soul
in patlcncc,'D II will still more stir up
the humOr of such a man. and much OF
the serious controversy will not appeal
even to disbelicvers in Christian Sci.
CnCe. II Is reamy a waste Of time to
| try to disprOve some things that are
said by men land women, for in.
stance. such a proposition as I'm sick.
ness you only feel belief whether II
be cancer, deformty, consumption or
! fracture" TO be serious and logical
about such u matter Is to be silly, and
reminds me of heated argument
heard once in an asylum. between two
crazy scholars. One claimed to be Il
fish, which the other denied, on the
ground that fish could not live out of
water.
fear that long-winded argument
has little effect in disproving a pseudo
science. 1t Is taken as a sort of perse-
cution waged against the sect by then
opponents, and tends 10 increase dis
cipleship. 1t makes the thing worth
while. Try to blowout small fire and
you only increase 1t by supplying the
needed oxygen.
Such articles as Mark Twain has
written in the Cosmopolitan and North
American Review do more to end fake
doctrines than all the essays and SER
mons in ChTistendOm.
However, what Mr.. Winbigler says
about Christian Science is true, and his
general definitions OF Faith Healing
Mind and Mental Cure or Healing, Ideal
Suggestion and Absent Treatment. are
clear and timely. He might have in
Cluded osteopathy among his kindred
suporstititions" as well as other iSms
which need not be listed.
The best chapter is entitled "A Sci
cntific Explanation Of The Cures; in
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11

Mr.. Winbigler and others who do not
know more of EmersOn's life should
read his works carefully, then read his
Life" by o. w. Holmes. and Elmer
son in Concord by l.. w Emerson.
Emerson attained to his ideals per-
haps more nearly than any man of his
own day. lie died disappointed as all
men do who find life too short for
the realization of high intellectual and
moral aims. but in no other sense. His
life was quiet and serene, and death
came down over clOuded mind not
conscious of disappointment. Not on
ly had Emerson a philosophy upon
which he could build sure foundation,
but he knew so well what he had found
by seeking that he gave il out in his
books for the guidance Of others who
have not failed to be helped.
No books have done more than En-
erson's have TO suggest to wayering
men and women definite course in
life. and | feel sorry for the young
person that mas not had the help of
such essays as Nature" and Com
pensation."
MIR. Winbigler's style Is crude, and
his expressions are often distasteful
TO refined sense. as for instance:
Would he just as bad oil" we can
bank on the words" Palm 1t off" "Oh
Shades of Bacon, etc-dcliver us" The
following Is one Of the best things in
the book:
She was a pretty Christian Scientist;
There is nothing real said she,
Except the soul-my body is not real
And that's too bad, thought he.
Pain is not real this hammock is not
real,
Wherein you think sit
I.o' As she spoke the hammOck's
fastening broke,
And threw her out of it,
Full hard she bumped her immateral
form,
Who could but sympathize?
He begged that she would let a hereto
pretend to let her rise.
Then. oh! the scorn of her rejection
was
A something wholly real.
And Oh! the limp with which she
walked away,
Proclaimed that she could feel"
!. !. ].
All communications. books and per-
iodicals for this department should be
sent to the Bulletin Bookman," p. o.
Box No, 1, Koloa, Kauai, II. r.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11
r. e. KING,
Cottage Grows, King Street
Tel. White 1861.
cLAIRVoYANTS.
ARNoLo-DIcKsoN BROS, Anne

NhNOLD-DlCNoO N bhOo' AHel!-
cas- famous mediums, are here.
Find out what the future has in
store for you. They will give your
name and without asking questions
tell you just what you wish to
know. All about business changes,
Investments, friends. sickness, let.
ters. the outcome of all love affairs,
and anything else you wish to know.
Readings, 81; open every day 10 to
s. Messrs. Arnold & Dickson are
ordained by the Spiritualist Church,
and received gold medals in the
United States. Watch papers for
public meeting. Office 794 South
Beretanla avenue, near Alapai ST.
242G-lm
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11
FOUND.

FouND-Insuranc against the break
age Of plate glass at The Honolulu
Investment Co. 2O51-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11
r. e. KINGS LIST.
FOR RENT,

FOR RENT.
FIVE ROOM COTTAGE at Cottage
Grove, King St.
TWO ROOM COTTAGE, with bath,
mosquito proof; electric light; wa
ter. so per month. At King Place,
Beretanla st.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11
ROOM AND BOARD.

AT WAHIAWA-s1O per week; 50 per
day. Stage Tuesdays and Fridays.
Address, Mrs. Caroline Rhodes, Wa.
hawa. oahu. 23S9.Im
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11

Our Fayorite Regiment" ........ Ertl
The Bride-Elect" minimum. Sousa
illinois Battleship" ............ Yule
old Acquaintance" .......... Liddle
The Charlatan" .............. Sousa
My Lady Hottentot" .......... Smith
"El Paso" NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Anthony
independents" ..........,..... Hall
Fleet Wings" ................ Hazel
Scotch Airs" ..................S Scott
Charge of the Battalion" ...... Hall
Los Angeles" ..........,... Godfrey
The Ameer" ................ Herbert
Frog Puddles" ............. Whitney
Aloha De-"
Hawaii Ponoi."
"Thc Star Spangled Banner"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11
WANTS
See Page 3. NEW TO DAY. for New Ads.
SITUATIONS WANTED.

BEST japanese cook, just come from
California, wishes position in pri'
yate family; has good references.
George Hiraoka, p. o. B. S74.
2i27-lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
ATToRNE YS.

D. kALAuokALANl Jr --Attorney.at.
Law, with T. N9Carts Stewart, Coun.
selorat.Lav McTntyre building, cor.
Fort and .,ing Sta. p o. Box $50.
Telephone 1871. Honolulu, T. H.
235t.Im
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.
FOUR COTTAGE, at a bargain. known
as King Place, by the German
Church, Beretania st. The lease Of
lot, cottage, barn and bath house, II
years to run. Price $500; 500 down,
balance $40 per month.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II 1t
fails TO cure. Il. w. Groves signature
Is on each box; 20 cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11

FOR LEASE.
LOT AT THE BEACH, with privilege
Of bath house; $50 per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11

FOR SALE-Lease; place suitable for
chickens or vegetables. Enquire at
$40 Middle Street, above Rose, Ka.
lihl.waena. 24OG.1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11

Fine Job Printing at the Bullet.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11
WANTED
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Boarding house, central.
ly located, newly furnished; a great
bargain. Apply J. W. POdmore.
942O.tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11

This 10 the cheapest advertising ever !
offered the people Of Honolulu. !
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1903-04-11

All communications. books and per-
iodicals for this department should be
sent to the Bulletin Bookman," p. o.
Box No. 4, Koloa, Kauai, II. r.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
In Vain.

DR.. Herbert w. Spencer tells the
following story Of his attempt to cor
ner Christian Scientist:
Every time we met this Scientist
took occasion to scoff al medical SCI
ence and to dwell upon the wonders
which could be performed through
faith. You are convinced that through
faith you can do anything?' said TO
him one day.
YES he replied, faith viii moro
mountains
"A week later he was In my Office
with a swollen Jaw, due TO toothache.
What. you here.' I exclaimed, with
feigned establishment.
: Oh. doctor he said. Z have suf.
fered agony all drought the night.
l simply can't stand this pain any
longer.
Have You tried faithr I said to
him. You know you told me the 9TH
err day that faith could move noun
tains'
But this is a cavity. doctor; this
is cavity. New York Times.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
ALL IN THE COUNT.

a Solution Of the Problem OF the Old
est lnhsbitsnt.
One Ne.z Yorker thinks he has dis
covered the cause Of the remarkable
age attained by negroes. These in
stances are far from rare in Dixie
land, and the obituary OF more than
one coiored servant relates that do
ceased often spoke OF Lafayette.
George Washington and Others. II IL
largely matter of arithmetic-bad
arithmetic.
One of the two servants In this New
Workers family is colored nanny.
The other day she went 10 her en-
ployer and said.
Mars John. what you all goin' To
glib me on nah buhfday?"
when is your birthday, auntie?'
he asked.
Comes on Eastuh Sunday"
How old will you be-"
Eighty. All reckon ali be bout
eighty"
Eighty" he exclaimed. why. you
can't be- more than sixty, as spry as
you are"
Deed. sab. abs eighty, sab. An
was sixteen wen Abraham Linkum
was shot New York Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
IN CONVENTION.
Teachers Learn Something Not In the
Class Book.

Teachers Learn Something Not In the
Class Book.
A number OF young women attend
ing teachers convention in Okla
homa City some time ago learned a
valuable lesson in hygiene through a
sister teacher who says: About a
year ago had my first attack of poor
health and il seemed a terrible thing
to me for had always been so well
and strong. Ny stomach distressed
me terribly: 1t seemed like it was
raw, especially after breakfast, ana
1t would burn and hurt me so could
not rest. 7 was soon convinced that
Il was caused by coffee drinking and
at the request OF friend I gave IN
coffee and began to use Postum COT.
fee.
The change in my condition was
something marvellous. / had actually
given up teaching because doctors
were unable to help my stomach trou-
lie. but since quit coffee and used
Postum my troubles have disappeared
and have gone to teaching again.
Some time ago | attended a con-
vention at Oklahoma City and / de-
termined 10 have Postum at my board
ing-house where there were eight 9TH
er teachers, four of them suffering
from coffee sickness. Ny landlady
did not make the Postum right. but
showed her how and we all found II
delicious. We all drank II the rest OF
the time we were there and the young
ladies in raestion felt much hetser and
declared that their heads were much
clearer Tor study and their general
health much improved. I have their
names n ron care for them" Names
fufnishsd by Postum Co, Battle Creek.
Mich.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
peyery In His own Bank.

Although former Chief Of Police
William F. Devery is credited with
having 100000. he has never been
known TO give check and IL Is not
recorded that he ever had a bank ac-
count All his real estate, and he
has bought some valuable property in
the last few years, was paid for In
cash. Some time ago he settled his
taxes and be counted out to the clerk
several thousand dollars in new si0O
bills. His friends say he can lay his
hands on more ready cash than any
man in New York except Russell Sage.
He keeps most of his money in safe de.
post yaults.--New York Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
Feels Younger and stronnsr.

Festus, Mo-. May 4th.--Mr. January
S. Lilly, a highly respected old gentle
man. aged as, and whose home is in
Festus. says:
For many years I was failing in
health. My kidneys were weak and
gave me no end of trouble. I had
pains in'my back and hips so bad that
/ could not sit up straight without
bracing my back, and could not sit
only few minutes in any one posi-.
ton.
Il had to get up during every night
very frequently to relieve myself.
Our doctor said had Kidney and
Bladder inflammation. / have suffer.
ed for over five years in this way,
always worse at night. =
Il could get no relief and was get,
ting worse till | used Dodd's kidney
Pills
After | had used few boxes Of
this remedy | felt stronger and better
than ! have for years and years. NV
pains all left me and can rest and
sleep.
Every old man or woman wbr
feels as felt should use Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and | ara sure they will moi
be disappointed. They brought ms
out wonderfully"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07

chance OF accuitsal ana that yoz
ghould take every means Of defense In
your power. Do ron Sill bold to jour
cectsioaf"
YES"
Il am sorry
And thus speaking. Lord Te-t h.za.
Outside the door the detective met
Dick Burt. whose face showed only tie
ugly looks Of revenge and hatred.
1.-THE bird is Gagged az Last, ehy" said
Burt, -and hope he'll give Is 10
more trouble. Nov come and have q
good square meal with me. Load"
And he slapped the oGcer familiar
" on the shoulder
Load drew back quickly. hts usually
impassive face showing something CT
the Disgust he felt
Thanks. no, 7 have an engage
ment, Good morning"
And tremendously lifting his hat.
he walked away, thinking.
'TIl wash my hands Of that fellow.
now he's been all the use he can be-
Some OF our tools are irsUrerRbly
nasty, / must say"
Bar1 Towering after him, muttsre6:
So you've done all you can with
me. have ron, my master? Wen, I
think am still able 20 hold my own"
And he went in and had his square
meal alone
CTo &c continued.l
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
Stubborn,

A little girl was talking to her rab-
bit.
Five times FIVE" she said. six
times six, seven times seven" Be
tween times she shook The rabbit vlo-
Iently.
Dorothy" said her mother, what
src, you doing 10 your rabbit?''
well, papa says" replied the child,
that rabbits multiply rapidly. and
Bunny won't do II"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
An unmarran,sd Liberty.

Tess-Yes. indeed. he had the impu-
dence to try and kiss me, and he did
II, too.
Jess-why didn't you run away from
him?
Tess-I couldn't You know how
small our sofa is.--Judge
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
The Last Resort.

II am very sorry that none of my
prescriptions has relieved your in
somnia." said the eminent practition-
er, because that makes it necessary
for us to try heroic remedy, but 1t is
one that has never been known to
fail"
What is II, doctor?" asked the
sleepless one, eagerly.
Dress yourself MP in policeman's
uniform. Judge.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
DR.. COFFEE
Discovers Remedies That Restore
Sight TO Biina People.

Dr.. W. o. Coffee, o noted oculisH. 80 Coed
Block, Des NOineS. Iowa. has discovered med
8cinss for the eySs thar people can Use a. home
md cure Cas8Tacts. ScUmS- GranuiaEsd LIDS.
Ulcers or Blind1eSs and restore sight
Dr.. Coffee has published an 80 page book on
Eye Diseases which he viii send Free 10 every
reader OF this paper. This book tells bow 70
prevent old sight and make weak syes strong.
Write Dr.. Coffee today for his book
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
Modern ConVeniences.

One day ny little three-yearold
brother xas visiting at our neighbours.
He came home very much excited and
said:
Mamma. you ought to have a pump
like they have at Camery's. You turn
ii like a gasoline stove and water
cones out like a washing machine. -
Little Chronicle.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
anne.

Henry Irving. the famous actor.
whose face has through advertisement
and illustration belSome familiar to
many people. was ons day at seaside
resort when he noticed a Isttle girl
looking at him fixediy. @WeIl. ma
dear" said he, do you know who /
amp" Yes. sir. was the shy an.
sweT. well. who am I. then?" you
are one OF Eeecham's pills. And In.
deed his face had figured in an adver-
tisement Of the nostrum. Phjladsl-
phia Ledger.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
The Father Of AnLams.

An Irish porter who sometimes acts
as guide was showing party of vis-
itors over the appellate division Of the
supreme court. A fine statue Of the
great Chinese philosopher and sage,
Confucius, adorns the front Of Gne
building.
Who Is represented hera2- asked
a pretty woman in the party, point 1g
10 the statue
That, madam" said the porter.
guide. @that is the daddy Of all laws,
Mr.. Confuse-U New York Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
The limit.

Bridge-And you go right on i.
ing soggy bread and haltcoola
meats. For heavens sake, why dor,
you discharge your cook and get /,
other one?
Well, you see, old fellcs /.
far as / can find out the courts Won,
grant you a divorce for bad cooking
Boston Evening Transcript.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
uncnnfortahle.

Finnfcus-f wonder why il Is that
those Who attain the pinnacle Of sue
cess never seem 10 be happy?
Cynnicus-Because the pinnacle OF
success IS like the top OF particular
Iy tall lightning rod with parrcu-
larry sharp point, and those who sue
ceed in perching temporarily upon II
usually find that they are targets for
all the worlds lightning.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07

A%Kx. CoLn. April 10. 1865
Deans Kidney PillD accomplished
We desired resalt in Ey Case relief
me the ssooaa day after I ccEn-
nsaced taking tsen- WAS troubled
with rsseztioa and d.ibb2iEg Of the
urine. New IL Is natural and free IS
tv.z In nv hfe-D. L STAFFORD.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
no Longer a Mystery.

81 have often wondered" observed
the doctor, lat the extraordinary pop
ularity of Dixie People always APP
plaud whenever an orchestra begins to
play IT, Why is it?"
The professor was silent a long
time. ......
WELL" he said at last. 81 have
sometimes thought it was because ev-
erybody liked the ne."-Chicago
Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
An objection.

NO." said the friend, Il don't think
your new type of American girl viii
create anything OF an artistic stir"
why not?" asked the artist, In a
tone OF indignant disappointment.
Because her legs are not too long
nor her waist too short. In fact, she
looks too much like human being to
be accepted as artistic. Washington
Star.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
A seasonabIe Rstors.

Representative Hilborn OF Califor
MA, after a vote in the house unseat.
ing him, repaired to the cloak room,
where he held leyee as his friends
crowded in with expressions of sym
pathy and good VIII.
Well. Hilborn," said one of them,
you are certain to come back, SC you
ought not to feel so bad"
Yes" said HiIborn. in his dry way,
we all cherish the Christian belief in
the resurrection, but don't think that
il entirely reconciles US to death
Century.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07

ST. Lor-s, Mo- Received sample
ssa ara On my fr<s bottle from tae
6ruEEigt-tAey helped me wonder
fuzzy. had feeling Of wanting 70
urSnAse al the fixne. AID trouble n
pxssiag. burning and itching. That u
az go0e pcw. AID feel thankful -
Z & STEVENSON, SS5i kASsoa Ave.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
Not Too Precipjtate.

"Ah, George, dear" she said to the
duke, why don't you go to papa to-
day? Delays are dangerous, you
know" s.
Yes. realize that" he replied, but
rye only known you three days and
these get-rich-quick schemes always
seem TO be so risky."-Chicago Record
Herald.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07

WEsT BRAscH. MICH April1,n
Many thanks for the sample n ny,
Kidney Pills. We had tried -.
remedies with little benefit In. ~
Doans act promptly, and hittbsssas
which wasan unusual desire 10 -
- had 10 get mp tive and six tim.. !,
8 night. | think Diabetes VA
under way. the feet ana ~.
swelled. There was an intense 49,; 49, I
the back. the heat Of which vs.,,
feel like putting ones hand m y
lamp chimney. / have used d. ~
trial and two full boxes Of Doau's pS'
with the satisfaction Of feeling 49,
am cured They are the remedy =, !.
excellence. - i. FIBALLARD. =
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
This VIII Intsrsst Mothsn

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for cha
rem, used By Mother Gray, a nurse h
ishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disnrien
Worms. Sold by all Druggists, CSC. Samp,
FREE. Address A ). Olmsted, LeR0y, NY
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07

EwrxK-T Nass-I received The
ssurss az Da4='s Pts and hey sop
~ III INV tro1sSe q pam in The ea'cS.
s-nru wh5ea I hare suffered for two
ryarS Ian ssle- beEtser cutter, AM
ixiar On ny feet and liftiag heavy
dies al dav. Aprzeci1se the help
DoSn1s Pills have EiEea Esc- / iesA
- a rxw mAn --GEa A. BUEGEsa
les BelH0qt Street
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
LOOKING for : chancs.

Mrs. Gobang-This paper says TIT
q Kansas man sold his wife for IS.
Gobang--I wonder If il will ever bs
my luck to run across a fellow who Is
throwing money away?--New York
Times.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
PATENTS
List Of Patents Issued last Week 70
Northwestern inventors.

Northwestern inventors
Charles Badger, Minneapolis, Ninn-'
switch operating mechanism; Wilbur
Hunt, Audubon, Mimi, portable saw
Mill; Frederick KEGS, Minneapolis,
Mimi, wall for tanks, storage bins or
warehouses; Ludwig Korab, Renyille,
MINI, apparatus for manufacturing
-four; August Princen, Minneota,
Mimi, automatic blowpipe; Samuel
Singer, Great Falls, Mont, suspender
buckle.
Lothrop & Johnson. patent lawyers, sll
and gl2 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1903-05-07
Equally Divided.

'FTou allow no beer In the housef
mo; my wife and I never drink
anything but wine and water"
''In what proportion do you take fr?"
81 drink the wine and my wife
drinks the water. "-Lippincott's Mag
azine.