New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-06-19
THE TALK OF THE DAY,

The young Sultan of Johore has been travelling
about Australia under his family name and it was
ds MT 1orahm that he was stopped at Fireman.
tie by the customs officials as a forbidden alien
according 10 The London Chronicle" The la tie
Sultan, whose house name was Abu Bakar was
known ABOUT London and up the river as Mr.. Albert
Baker, and on one occasion passed through of
the London courts under that Some init
mates occasionally called him Albert, but on one
occaslon-in a wei known billiard at Colombo
"a partner in play tried to inspire him to fresh
effort with too familiar Buck up. Bertie,r and
greatly upset him Both Albert Baker and Mr.
1brahm always expected to be "Highness'd" in the
Eastern ports, although the young Sultan now gets
little Difference Of the sort outside the bounds OF
Johore Bahru.
How Buggy Riding Is Conducive They saw
that BUGS riding is conducive to tender feelings.
WS non see now IT could very We'll help being so
GotIfd SOCKS drives up in his sidebar buggy in
t., the door AZ rugged. out in things which we
sen 9n tine to and trips down the front
narrow seat and gets in beside her and taps the
thing Of life and JOY forever eve og nd s SRyerS ss
up pTc to him him Ike like tame gazee or kitten hot
her who doesn't By this time but every G min
ridng Should not be conducive the tenderest
cold and distant. It is buggy riding that is con-
ducive. and the longer the ride the more lonely
Eagle It H. 'r1fiu 'oAia''
Even in art the Kaiser is an autocrat Leon
cavailo. whose new opera Roland of Berlin" has
been composed upon a commission from him. Is
now in Berlin collaborating with his German trans
lator Herr Book. and he has submitted for the
Kaiser's selection two endings-one tragic and one
in the hackneyed phrase, happy The latter Is
that of the real German legend. which bestows
upon the plebeian hero Henning a noble maid to
wife. Leoncavallo bestows upon him the golden
spurs Of knighthood, and makes him fall in the
service of the Great Elector The composer hopes
to win the Kaiser to this ending as the more
artistic.
THE PENNY PHYSICIAN; OR, MEDICINE FOR
THE MILLION.
TIT IS probable that the climax of the automatic
which is about to install pepnvn te sIot my
chimes. called 'Everybody's Doctor Each ma
chine is have twelve sots."-DaiIy Paper
Sounds delightful does 1t not?
When you want to purchase pills,
Slip penny in the slot!
Felt twinge. of govt last nlght1
Give up dining? That's ali rot!
Number will put you right.
Sup penny in the slot!
Should you feel touch Of spleen.
Or perchance your brow is hot.
Try the nearest drug machine.
Slip penny in the slOti
IF you feel you've dined too we'll
Here's the thing to touch the spot,
Slip a penny In the slot!
You've bilious headache. say
TITS TITS no t2-d mater fsd,,z what you've got
When your penny's IN the slot!
Just one penny-each disease
Here drugs to all pain,
When you've finished, will you please
Kindly close the drawer again?
-Punch.
This story is told OF certain English bishop.
Friends of candidate for the deanery who was
not D. D.-a sine qua non' in this particular
naea OH Tho
whether he would not waive the qualification
Tell Mr.. Dash' he replied, that I'll see him
ID first"
Sized Up.-"He said some one told him yesterday
that he was the handsomest in his family
That's a bad habit he's got"
Talking to himself-(P philadelphia Press
Down in Cochran. Ga. the affairs of civil JUS
tice are administered by Judge Edwards who is
also an enthusiastic farmer. One cloudy spring
afternoon court convened to try a peculiarly
tortuous and perplexing case. Judge Edwards lis
tened with growing unrest. He was observed at
last to seize slip OF paper. scribbIe few words
place the document beneath a heavy paperweight.
and reach for his hat. Captain he called cheer
lily. excuse me fur interruptin you sub; you go
right on with your argument. which is a darned
good one. It's suah goin' TO rain this evenin'
gentlemen an I got to set out my potatoes right
away. But you go right on captain! When you
an the major get through you all'n find my de-
cision under this heah paperweight" And the
door closed upon an astonished orator.
University-"A university" said John Henry
Newman, SIS in its essence a place for the com
munication and circulation of thought by OF
personal intercourse"
That years ago.
Now a university is in its essence group OF
buildings costing 900. containing apparatus
costing 100000 and In the custody of faculty
whose salaries foot up S. 100000 where young per
sons, regardless OF religious beliefs. provided only
they have the dollars, may learn to use tobacco
and slang.-(Life