Evening journal., 1903-06-15
CAUGHT AT RANDOM

CAUGHT AT RANDOM
He met her just as he stepped on the
car.
She saw he was smoking a cheap cigar,
He spoke not and she was equally
dumb,
For she saw he saw she was chewing
gum.
Dusty-say, Rusty, who's dat skate
over dere on dat Hat car. wild is chist
trown out?
Rusty-Sh-h-h! He's de guy dat went
wild President Roosevelt on IS trip
West. He rode de trucks on is privit
car.
Take a vacation you will do more
work in the end.
General Lew Wallace tells the Indian
ians that they are the nations prece-
dent makers. We hope not, If the re-
ports from the postal scandals give a
correct notion of how Indianians act
Didn't they start at once on their
wedding journey
No There was a mistake about
the raiway tickets"
what sort OF mistaken"
why, II seems that her father didn't
understand that the bridegroom expect
ed him to pay FOR them"
Belshazzar beheld the writing on the
wall
Maybe it's only the name of new
breakfast food" he faltered trying to
be brave
Later interpretations however justi-
fed his worst fears.
Baron Karl Lowenthall, a young Aus
trian, whose father is the owner of a
large tin-plate factory is in this cOun-
try looking over the industrial plants
OF Philadelphia and Pittsburg in the
paternal interest
Colonel J. L. Thayer. of South Lam
caster, Mass, has one of the finest col
lections i'm the country of native Ameri-
can birds, mounted in pairs, with theiI
eggs. and is about to build a $4,000
museum fo- their storage
Major ]. e. Burke. the blacksmith
who was recently declared Mayor o
Burlington by the Vermont Supreme
Court upon a recount of ballots, hai
begun his reform administration b!
discharging the chief of police and as
suming charge himself
King Edward, of England, has beel
, cleaning out his domestic establish
ment. Though his mother was penuri
I Gus, she had a charitable side FOR serv
ants, and maintained larger retinu
than was needed. Many of these servi
tors regarded their position as a sor
of pension, and were Indifferent TO thei
y duties.
. The largest and best stocked marin
a aquarium in the world is in the oil
K moat of the abandoned Fort lcfIerso
e on Groden Key, Dry Tortugas.
+ The number of young men lcavin
Il Austria and Hungary is so great tina
the Governments of both countries ar
q making strenuous efforts to stop il.
o Pesos, equal to half a dollar are be
e ins coined at the United States Mint q
o the rate Of 100000 a day. The law prC
= vides for the coming OF S75,OOO,0C
e worth of them.
Is A quart Of oysters contains abol
the same amount of nutrition as
quart of milk, three quarters OF pour
of lean beef, two pounds of fresh co
or a pound Of bread.
he The breaking Of the engagement
al Jules Boies and Emma Calve has hs
ne the effect of driving the well-know
ID psychologist to a monastery
n The most powerful automobile ev
10 built is the Gobron- Brille racing G.
E. having 100 horse power.
m In Scotland in 1893 there were 204 Il
lg sane persons in each 100000 popul
ry ton; there are now $50.
r. The New York Central and Pennsy
s. vania railroads each estimate thtir T
he spective receipts from summer vac
ge ton travel at more than S1,0O0000
nd season.
tie The rate of suicides per million
he London is 95; i'm Brussels. Berlin, Stoc
en- holm and st. Petersburg 800. and
lly Paris and Vienna 400 per million.
fe.
IA I'm feelingly deucedly desponde
Tor old chap"
nat Come and see our nine play bal
ne they'll make you forget all the rest
nto your troubles.
tn
our Eighty-five Der cent OF the child
tof Japan are now in school,