davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28

cine &epolperfitseI bate sic SdHdfe
onrdbobrt. <rs Dor DEM Sobe
batte err nod i6rtffIi6e @eiinnaen
betreffs Der Submit ieiner 5amtlie
aufge3eidnet.
- Bet etnem eroberen Welibali autf
Der HomitraBe in &effingbauien er.
ei9nete iib Elm ereotIifes Stiidhen.
Gum eriten WoIe ioGten Die Gas.
lerGter sur Brobe anaesiinoet fper-
Den. Der S~anptbatn tplirbe orlfee-
6rebt, bod oos Gos ipoute ionoer.
barer @eiie niht bremen. Hun
mrrbe lang uno brett iiber Die
Srunbe bieier ei9entbiimIi6en Or.
fd,einimg beratbfd)laet, bod man fam
81 feinem Meiuitote, bis ifIiebLid
elm finoieer @oef inter a~lleemeinei
Seiterfeit ~einerieits uno Ser.
bliffuns a~noererieits entoedte, baB
es biz .ieet gang oerseiien mar, einen
@nihluB on Die SaaptIeitung on5lt-
leeen. Run mubte Der 8orplos,
Der ihon anf Dos SorsfGltisite nit
Sizes behedt unb eeebnet NOR, mieber
oufgerifien merbeu, I'M neben Die be.
reits gelegten @aiierleitungsrobre
cuG Die @osrobre 81 Iegen.
= 2anhpirtb 8iinnebade BON
@eiternbobefetb pelte permntbIi6
bon ieinem iGper belabenen Slibr.
perf oblpringen, gerietb borunter
unb tpurOe fur5 6arauf foot uufge.
funoen. 3pei 8Gber paren ibm
iiber Sen 8opf segungen.
Son einem barten S9lage
p,trbe Die Gamilie oes S1mieoes
SibeIibmibt in .Saspe betroffen
0as bier Sabre ulte Sodternen
ipielte auf Ser Strabe uno beeob iid
bann an einen Sammertei6, I'M 9lu-
men 81 pflIden. Sierbei fiel bas
8ino ms 8aiier, unb oa-rSiGfe nid)t
CUR SteQe mar, fanh es ieinen SOB.
= @n Ser Goiter Sabre eerietb Der
25iGbrise Sednifer 9iebtfe BON Sat.
tineen beim 9aoen IN Der 8libr IN
ciren Gtrubel uno ertranf, obfpobl
Ser Sd6rmunn u1b mebrere on0ere
bes ShpimmenS flnbige Serionen
iih Die groBte Wtiibe gaben, i'm 81
retten.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28
Sutnois.

- @ie porii6tig man nit @iit
iein mtb, Seigt olt6 Elm trauriges
Saa in Teorio: Die Samilie S6lo-
bobm ooe no6 elmer anberen @ob-
hung. Srau S6lobobm batte ibr
% 1onate altes Sobnfen nit nod
benz neuen Souie genommen. @db-
renb lie I'M Suuie bei6afti9t mar,
b0rte lie 6us &ino ormlBen iGreien
un6 fonb 81 ibrem Gntiesen oen
&leinen i6refli6 leiOeno im 8raie
uno neben inn cine 5erbro6ene SID
ide nit Garbolidure. Sie brobte
oas &ino IN oos Saus ltnb REF ibren
8utten, Ser iofort bier @er5te bolte.
@Gbren6 bier Strnoen prr0e aaes
M0gli6e getban, Inn bas &in06en 81
retten. aber perge6ens; es itarb. Man
nimmt on, baB bos &inb Die 6lai6e
nit Dem t0Otlihen 9ift i'm @raie
fono. Sic miB BON ben friiberen
@emobnern oeS Souies ober bon
ionit Semmo bortbin geporfen
porOen iein.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28
ceiterrei6s unsarm.

Sn Iutenoerg BET Stepr in
Seiterreid gerietben cine @en0ar.
merle .. I6tbeilung unb cine tSelo-
lager @~lbtbeilung aus einem WfiB.
pe%rItdnoniiie in einen aampf nit
einer Haf)tiibung. Gin unteriGaer
unb Elm Sdger murben i3per perlcst.
@on batte ginbre6er i'm 9orie rer-
mItbet; Die @enbarmerie ifob Damn
auf Die 8elbpade Der SeloiGger.
Sm Stroler Segest6ale mar
fiir5li6 elm Iblerborit entoedt nor.
ben; elm erprobter aolerjGger !ieB
iid an einem 20 @eter laneen Seile
OH Der @ano 5itm Sort binob uno
bruhte, obne BON ben &ften irgeno'
pie bebelligt al perben, baS Sunge
elufli6 beruuf. SIN Sort befano
iih elm balbperSebrtes &eb. Slit
Silfe res jungen gblers ipurbe 0onn
Ser @eriu6 gemaft, Die @ltern Der.
beiSuloden; man f%eiielte i'm, aber IN
Der Nrt, 0aB er >geilugell0 Sptelrailm
bate, iib 81 bepegen, 10 bab Die alien
slbler i'm bemerfen muBten, IN Der
gtdbe zines Selsporiprunges, Der
gum Gini6punee oft benuet wurbe.
Gieier Stele gegenii6er liegt cir
Shirm, Der 5pei Sasern S6us &C.
pGbrt. 3uerit Durbe bas @eib6en,
oas cine Sluewcite bon 230 Gentt'
meter bot, abgei6oiien, Damn fam
einige StunOen ipater au6 Der Safer.
Oas Srnge gludte Die Elm aii6lein,
oas Die Senne perloren bat, unO
Itredte Sen Sails Dor, 10 baB ulG Der
SGeer oufmerfiam Werben mubte.
Sn Den SGneen trltg Der mdnnli6e
glbler einen &~lpenbaien. @uf etpa
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28
Serf@teo Nahri6ten.

= Sn elmer Ser lesten Situngen
Der Yubget . Gommillton in TariS
Die me~rfipiiroige S6atiafe
conitatirt, buB Der iransoiii6e Staut
nod bertte brei angeblihen @rben
zines Wonnes, Ser bel elmer Sogb
2uSpig'S oes @6tsebnten einen
Streifi6uB erbielt, cine bobe Sahres.
peniion 5ablt. 8or 50 Sabren rphrbe
hieler uneliidlide SdIB oh9efeuert
ober bie Steuer5obler fiiblen i'm
beltte nod.
= 9as gbepaor gscobebo IN ser
Stoot Merifo pertrug ii6 10 iGleht,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28

Snlano.
EtTrict Columbia.

- Ius @aibington miro unter
benz ~. SIli gemeloet: Die Gift
%eiier", iene famoie 3poIfaabl bon
@dcrbau . Gepartement . @lerfs, Die
IN hem goror = Soorbingbaus oes
9epartements iieben Wonate lang
nit ben %feiniten 9orar.Yraparaten
gefiittert nuroen, INN Der gnn3en
@eIt Die S6Gbliffeit ODER llnihdb-
Iidteit Der init 8oridlre bebanoelten
SGinfen, SpedIeiten etc. 81 befpeilen,
baben BON Der i9onen Stdtte ibres
@irfers Ibidieb genommen uno ben
Nicotin-&euten HlaB gemaht, beren
Sbatigfett in ben meiteIten 4rellen
0cs Solfes ieoenfolS gerobe iooiel
Sca6tung fin6en miro, ais Die iDrer
boriauren Goliegen. Brof. @ileD,
melf]er Die Geriude nit ben meni6-
Iiid,en goriGitre 8eriuhsfunind)en
gcleitet bet, miro oitdl bas 8lei6e nit
DEN Nicotins9 euten tbr,n. Die Nisos
tin.&iaiIe miro ais IS Mann be.
iteben uno - Der Notilr Der Sa6e
eemGb - in orei &lajien Chandler,
&ailer unb Sdnupfer) 5erfaaen. SIN
eriten Monot Ser Grperimente oarf
!&einer Der a6t5ebn Sobaf IN irgeno
pelher Sprm beriibren, auf baB jeg,
Iibe Spur BON gicotin ans ibrem
Gpitem uuseei6ieoen miro. Damn
ober gcbt baS grperimentiren Der
&altd)er, Galter mo Shnupfer los.
Die &ar6er erbaltei i'm Nnfang pro
Sag Bios brei Gigarren, unb 5par je
cine nad je0er Der orei Wablseiten
heS Cages. Gieie EXPERIMENTATION
miro a6cr balO gang bebeuteno erbobt
,lnb miro oie peridieoeniten Sabaf-
iorten, nie inlGnoii6en, Eorto &ico-
uno 8bilippinen . Sabaf umfaiien.
@uh Sfeifen. unb GigarettensS tati.
itifen weroen geiammelt peroen, ia,
&rcf. 8ilep gebt, gendlt Die er lit,
10 peit, Die Gtgoretteurarder nod
III 5pei llntcrtlaiien 81 tbeilen, nam.
lid in iolhe, Die ben Rauh binunter.
i6lllden, uno iol6e, Die oieie number.
bare @epfloeenbeit nidt buben. @Gb-
rer6 Der 3eit miro Die &auer. Ibthei-
lung amb niht miiiiig iein unb Die
bon Der &eeierung gclteferten Sprf-
rGpfe Bis gum &anbe fiillen, mGbrenb
Die Sdrupfer Die offsieQen Shnrpfs
t%obafsboien 10 oft mie mogli6 leeren.
9luh Die Defenders I'M Siiben belicbte
Wetbo0e oes Shnupftubaf Sunfcns
unn -@iiens miro bon Der S6mlpiers
alaiie fleiBig geiibt weroen. ginen
Wonat Dor Shlub Der ie6smonnt-
Iihen Serip6saeit miro ben Hicotin-
2euten nieber Die 8emitung BON
Tabaf in irqenO melfer Sorm Ders
6oien, un0 Damn per0en mieoer &ufs
seibnungen 9emaht meroen, in mel
der @eiie oieie Ent5ieb1rfg, 9es Ca
BOTS auf Die menihli6en @erh'dsfas
nin6en nirft. Isle ni6t anberS 5t
ertporten, bat Erof. @ilep, benz es
iGmer fiel, Die II n@ifteIier" 5uiam-
menSubringen, ni6t Die geringIten
G6pieriafeiten nit ben Nicotin.9al.
ten, benu Die glusiiGt, bon Der feds
Monote 0~ouernDen Experimental 3eit
bier Mounte aui Snfel Sam's Soften
frei rallten, faren unb i6nupfen al
oiirfen, bat fir Die meiiten Iderbou-
9epartement. Glerfs natiirli6 etsuas
febr 8erloden0es.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28

bob Iann unb Srm iif entidIoHenS
Dem efpisen unfrieben burt elm Sne1
EN- enSe su MAIDEN. Sober Don
lpnen betpaffete iif nit einem Re-
faoloer unb beibe i9uifen gIeif5eitfds
Ele Srait ipurbe ourdJs Ser5 ge-
lNo''en nno Der Wann erbielt etret
S0hB III Den &opf. Or lebte nod
LANCE 'gerrlig, nm Die ndberen linz
lfaf1oe oes 9leIs gu beIhretbeuS
madte aber feine atnsaben iiber bid
bireften nriad,en beiielBen. |
Gin oeuti6er Girfus- Snbobes
proou5trt ii6 gegentpGrtig NIT feines
W%iiltenlopen i'm 9onooner Stppos
orom uno pollte lie zines Cages ners
anlalien, NIT linn elm @utpnlobiI All
beItetsen. Die Sbiere perfpeiaerteu
Nnfangs Den Seboriam, bet6ubt bon
Dem Netrolenmgeitanf, bod bradfe
es Der gdnbiser enSlid NIT SfnneiS
beltporte babin, baB ane Wisr mra
oos gefiirdtete @ebifeI fIetterten. MD
ote Sobrt beeneet NOR, ponfe bed
Sdnoiaer Die 8I1tenfGbne tpieber Id
tbren 9afig brineen, aber' falm bdtte
er it'd etnen Iueen6lid abgerpuaott
Sa Itiirsten ii6 Die bier 2oruen mib
tbeno auf ben @agen rno fihten
ibn in Stiide su reiben. Oie 651rmA
mireifen iDaren i'm angenbiid 5etfes1
ltno Der Wagen libel augerifJfet. 11n&
oa pagt mani nob SI hebuuptsn 6i(
Sbiere bGtfen feline Sernunf4 ;
- Gin Spnamit . @ffentat ber&
iibte IN eispem &uffeebahie an Ilaid
(6ranfreid) elm Manl, Der nil
elmer bort ongeite1ten &eunerift ell
SiebesperbditaiB bate. 9a biz
8eanerin nthts metr bon linn sffjtf
foolIte, ging OF in oas aadeebuu&
Inn BON ibr @bffieb az nebmen. Yeif
cen @orten: u@ir geben obne Croft
ouseinanoer", reidHe er ibr Die
Smo. Sn bemieEben IaseubIida
Siinbste er aber mit siner GigoretfS
cine 9pnomifputfpne an, 6te er n bed
SanS cerfteft aebalfen Bdtfe.
@irfrne Der grpIoiion mar fnrhEJ
bar. Ger attentGter uuroe iu
StiiGe ssriiien, Der unglidYiden
SeQnerin EN- arm rno oas boIbe SCI
iiGt serihmettert. 9ie 8eIiserit
beS ~8affeebuufes, cine Srau gcaffer,
murbe sleiGfalts iHtper perrranoet
SIN &eitaurant ief5it blieb a1id nt1f
lein Wobelitiif gang; afle Sfible nnS
Glide pnroen 5ertriimmert.
Cine 9pnfdiiier . SragS6iE
miro aus SdeHanter (ssfofien1 al
meIoet. Su Selesos Bel @uslaIis
itiee sic 2uffIGiiierm Mofia peteoft'
nit ibrem 8uGm Srinaeria nif. IS
elmer Der 2exte, Die ole Seile bipfls,.,
notwithstanding tnSotee bon Srun$en4
belt, iib IN eises banon pertptdefte
mo BON Dem 9a&on in Die 2ifte
emporeebcben fpur6e. Sros daer
gnitrengungen eelaag es Dem l1ns
eliidliden ni6t, iid 81 Dem Grapes,
ouf benz Sic aeronaittin iaB, emppr.
susiehen. GENE &rdfte perliebsn ibu
ibnen, uno aus elmer S0be bon 200
@etern itiirste er auf einen @utm3
bcrab, beiien 8rone seripIitterte, lnat
aelangte ifredli4 cerftiimmelt o{s
2eife sur gfbe. Setne Niitter, btk
lid inter ben 3uihauern befonS
,ruree Dor @ntIeten iiber Die furhH
bare S5ene pabniinnig.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28
2(rbeiten 9a8 nno Na6t.

Die emligiten unb mG6tigiten
fleinen 0inac, Die iemals fabri5irt
murben, lind Or. Sings Nep &iie
@iQen. 9ieie Yilsn dnOern Shpd.
DE IN Strait, Wadtloiigfeit IN gner-
gle, Geiitesermattung IN @eiitestraft
INN. Gle iino eritaunli6 IN ihrer
Observation-Disclosures @irfung. @los
% Gents per Sdn6tel. Sertauft
bon z. @. Ellete, 656 Waiu Str,
Dubuque, Soma.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28
Snoian6.

Gin entieslides Sdeuial lit
na6 eigenem @eItdnoniB iener Heeer
8PufuS Gnntrea in SnOianapolis, Der
ipegen @rdberibdnoung uno Seid)ens
roubs cine Straie i'm 3udtbaus in
S5efferionpiIle nerbuBt. @r bat Dem
@taatsanmaIt &udelsbaus elm 8e-
ftGn1niB abgelest Wona9 er eine
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28
NorT6t 1T ratbiatit

tpGbrenb Ser beiBen Sc1res5eit. SIT
bein Stublgang oltBer .Sronung, 10
ereife iofort 81 Sorni's Wugenitdr-
fer. @enn bel 3eiten %angerpanbt,
BELT er Gubr, Gurdfaa, iiberbmlpt
ollie Observation-Disclosures bes @agens
ltno ser @eoGrme i6nea itnO Ii6er.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28
&etnGrbarm seseiat.

nSabrelang perfol9te bas Sdtdial
mid beit1nbig", i9reibt s. q. Chi
ledge bon @er6ena, Ila. sd bate
einen i6redlihen Infou bon
SGmorrboioeu, mel6er "a 8epGdie
beruriadte. gl8 o1e onoeren
Mittel ieblidlugelL tpuroe i6 ourh
9udlen'S Irnica Salbe ge6eilt."
gbenicgut mir 8ronowunOen uno
ale S6mer5en. @los % Gents in
z. W. &ucte's @pctbefe, 656 @tain
StraBe, 9ubuque, Soma.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28

Sic 3ettunsen beridjten iebt toet6eIih bon
pl6slideu Epbesiaaep.. gShon ipieber elmer am
SitIt1lae eeIfprben," hetst eS bonn tur3peg.
Sscnn nan iid bic Safe aber iiberIesen nonte,
fpiirbe man nidt 10 itneu nit ienem @ort sur
Sano isin. Ser Sisihlag 1T MIR bas leste @lieo
Der t5oIid1eu &ette. Or miro eiHeu s~eiunoeu
Me4ihen nift beialen. %icnoeru nur pie @es
ftJud often, bic munates uuo iabrelang ridt oas
ran %oadbteu. oaB iib iudhreno Der asbensupr'
gduge i'm meniflidlen &6rper alte eerbrauhte
gtoHhe aniammeln, bic h6hif eiitig tpirten, tuenn
is nid)t aus 6em slute gsihatt %perben;n Mats
tigtett, appiitnerdeu, SdfuinoeL, Ser5flppten,
R~Idenidpatbs unb ale geroauunes if6rursen
iino bic bauptiddllibiten gnSeisben, saB Der Sor'
per nit icIden gtitigeu SIutbeftnnothetle ibers
iaben III, uno Der Sibiblag biIbet e6en nrr oas
leste Glieb Der toolifen Sette bel iofd1en 2euten,
uelfe ole warnenben Injsidsn unbeahtet
lieSen, anitatt nit Sulfe Der beribmten ct.
Bernard erduterptaen bic site aus benz 8orper
BEL 9eiteu 5u entferneu. Sitie pilen, Die IN allen
Mpptbefeu su baber uno aus ben heiltrdftigiten
S6iten iorgidltig ausgetpdblter Hhanjen cube.
reitet inb, ipelhe uidlt bic e~srtngife Spur zines
idarfeu metaltihen 6tftes entbalten uno oarum
aud teines 9uderlber5uges beoarfen. inb oas
bette Rittel, nm ben &orper gegen bic Sonnens
gluth 5u itdbler-
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28
WtSeonNm.

- CT. Miiler, bis Dor 9r,rSem
Iiiiitent bes Or. 2orens,. iieOelt bon
Chicago nab &ilwaufee iiber unb
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28
2luf mach Canaoal
@mtes sarmlanS tn @ehsGamaoa.

WHTrS HruVtuH u"
10000 Gcres gltes sarnIanb in rnNrer oatHd9en fotbo.
ltfd]en ~anHebiug Bel GoitGern Tnb gum 8erfouf ueeboten, an
henttdte aathoIfen. Der Grefs bis sim 1. Stunt btdes SabreS 1T
BON $3.50 bis $3.50 per Icre, ipnpon 81. so bis $500 per Mcre
anbe5ablt imb Ser 9Rft in a biz s Sabren besabt meroen fann nit
{ Nro5ent Sinen. gtr baben bte @erTderuns Der geomt91 Der
G1lenbabneefelldaft, DOB Die @tieibabl bis nadbifcn Serbit IN Die
Intteoetnng lanen miro, lmb bonn miro bas Sano natirfb be.
beltenb I'm gaertbe fteigen.
Seoen erfen mo briten Witpod @beno inn Ionot aeben Or.
f1trrons5ii9e bon ct. Saul ab. Go11nrt aHo sl unierer Office an,
Sienstag.
Sir tpettere gnsfunft tpenoe man fb sefaaisit an Sic
CATHOLIC SETTLEMENT SOCIETY.
$50 Drake Block, So ST. PAUL, MlNN.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1903-07-28

- 8or Ginger 3eit mar Der @irtb
pom @aloe in gpGum BON einem bet
Toamirtb pero1dtisen Sunoe gebi''en
morSen. Der Nirtb batte ii6 IN oas
@aIteur'ide Snititut in Berlin IN BE.
banblung begeben unb rpar als &c.
beilt entlaiieu woroen. or bate iif
bie Sade a6er 10 81 Screen senom.
men, Dob CT ihmermiithia Duroe.
aiirslih perrnbmen Die @dite plDb.
lid cinen SduB; oils man in bas
Gdloijimmer e%inbruna. ianb mon,
baB oer @irtb iih eridoiien bate;
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-05-10

The doctor looked serious, says Tit
Bits.
You should be very careful for at
least a month" he said.
rs it as bad as all that?" asked the
patient, anxiously.
IF the result is to be as satisfactory
as 1 would like to have it, you cannot
follow the rules that l lay down too
carefully"
Il will do exactly as you say" said
the now thoroughly alarmed patient
"a am eating too heartily"
Much too heartily. You should eat
simpler food and not SO much of it.
If you follow my advice you'll cut your
butchers and grocer's bills just about
in half"
"TIl do it, doctor"
you ought to take more exercise,
too" continued the physician. How
do you go to your office now?"
by bus"
"Stop it at once. You must walk to
and from your office every day. rain or
shine Do you ever go to the theater?'
"Quite often"
you mustn't do it while you're un-
der my care. How about smoking?"
II smoke, of course, but only mod
Grafton"
Don't smoke at ALL" instructed the
physician. Throw away all your ci-
gars, and don't buy another for thirty
days at least, or I'll give up the case"
IN do it, doctor, but-but-"
DO you drink"
Occasionally, but L"
stop it entirely"
"a little claret or the table now and
then ought not TO-"
mot d drop at any time"
"All right, doctor. What next?"
Nothing. Follow these instructions
closely for thirty days, and by that
time -'
"Yes?" said the patient, eagerly
"By that time what?'
"By that time, repeated the doctor
you ought to have saved enough to
pay me the balance due on the lit
tie bin YOU have owed me for a mat
ter of about eighteen months. Good
daVp
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-05-10
ARE WE TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH
RUSSIAN

A few days ago Il was announced
that our differences With Russia in re-
gard to Manchuria had bNen adjusted
to our satisfaction, and that all that
we had hoped to get in Manchnria in
the way OF trade concession would he
forthcoming. Now it is stated that
Russia is disregarding her promise. and
is more active in terrifying places there
than ever before, even increasing her
forces. This action is construed as
reply to China's refusal to grant
Russia's demands, to the protest of the
Powers and as a declaration that she
is ready 10 fight to maintain possession
of Manchuria
If all of these reports in regard to
Russia's course respecting that prov
ince are true she must have very little
respect for her promises to other ma
TONS 1t hasn't been two weeks since.
according TO the dispatches from Wash
ington, she gave the most solemn prom
isc that our commercial interests in
Manchuria should not suffer injury. 1t
seems that her recent action win have
the effect of causing China to refuse to
complete treaty with this country
for the opening of two new treaty
POETS in that province
1t is said that Mr.. Hay, Secretary of
state, viii take this matter up with
Russia at once and if he cannot get
satisfaction will undertake to make an
arrangement with Great Britain and
Japan for the purpose of coercing Rus
STA into complying with her agreement.
If that course were adopted il is not
improbable that we would soon be at
war with Russia, since if she has fully
made up her mind TO hold on to Man.
churia she intends to resort to force.
If necessary, to do so.
Japan has been anxious for a long
time to have a war with Russia, and it
is probable that nothing would give her
greater satisfaction than to have the
support of this country and Great
Britain. Russia has been friend of
this country so long, however, that our
government will not act hastily in try
ing to reach an understanding with
her, but it VIII insist upon having its
rights, and If it cannot get them by
peaceful means it is probable that it
will try hostile means.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-05-10

We meet the d1sgruntled politician
on the street, says Judge. To our in
tense surprise, he wears happy
smile. Knowing, as we do, that he has
been defeated on each of the party
tickets at different times and has
also gone down ANONYMOUSLY in the
last campaign, when he headed an in
dependent movement, we are some
what surprised at his evident cheer
fulness.
Hello" he cries, I'm too busy to
talk long. On my way to my head
quarters"
Headquarters? we echo.
Yep. Didn't you know / was on the
ticket again this year?'
Hadn't heard of it. Which party?"
Brand new one"
Brand new"
Sure. Greatest movement out Idea
struck me all of a heap day before
yesterday. Organized the national
health food party. Platform provides
that all health foods shall be issued
at par with each other. Great. Simply
grand. Bound to catch 'em all. And
I'm the nominee for President IN 1904
Want a running mate. What kind of
health food do you eat?"
But we were lodging up the alley.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-05-10
Personal.

DIR. Samuel Smiles is the oldest
living author in England. Prof. Mar
cius Wilson of Vineland, N. j., is
thought to be the oldest in America.
-Charlemagne Tower, American am
bassador to Germany, has equipped his
new Berlin residence in such magnifi-
cent fashion as to open the eyes of the
natives In the way of splendor and
luxury there is nothing in the German
capital to compare with it.
The two hundredth anniversary of
the birth of Jonathan Edwards will be
celebrated by Andover- Theological
Seminary on Oct. 5. The celebration
will relate to Edwards service to both
theology and philosophy. Preliminary
arrangements have been made al
ready.
Baron Won Rheinbaben, the Prus-
sian minister of finance, who sailed
yesterday for New York from Bremen
on the North German Lloyd steamer
Kaiser Wilhelm der Crosse, will re-
main six weeks in America for the
purpose of studying the economic con-
ditions of the United States.
"A young wife who went with her
husband to St. Louis for the worlds
fail dedication writes home that they
had to pay dollar a piece for sand
witches and that the waiter stole the
ham from one and put it into anoth-
er sandwich, getting the same flush
time price for that. Coffee-"and such
coffee"-was so cents per cup. THE
only interesting things 1 saw were two
men-the Governors of North and
South Carolina. They were going into
a saloon"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-05-10
something in His Eye.

The Man who Roomed had been out
American.
And of course he had caught Some
thing in his Eye.
At first the Something appeared
about the Size of a Grain of Wheat.
Then it began to get Busy, and he
was sure it was a Brick
After awhile it began to be real
Strenuous, and then he was fully Con-
WINGED that it was a Baby's High-chaix
or Something about thar Size and
Shape.
Whenever he winked he said Things
he should not have Said.
And Tears ran down his Face.
At length he reached the House
where he slept of Nights and he went
to his BOX-stall.
There he Proceeded to do all the
Stunts people are told to do when
Things are in their Eyes.
lie rubbed the Other Eye.
He lifted the Lid of the hurt Eye
and blew the Opposite Nostril.
He took a handkerchief and Swiped
at the bit of Infiamed Eyeball he could
see between Winks.
In vain.
All this time the Object in his Eye
had been growing at a rate that made
the Population of Oklahoma seem to
stand still.
1t was by this Time three-horned
Rhinoceros, and it Was Roofing for
Dear Life.
He was Frantic.
He told the Landlady about il.
She said She could Fix it.
So she set him in a Chair, made him
Lean Back, took a handkerchief and
a Lead-pencil and began.
The Handkerchief felt like an ALI
gator-skin or a Barbed-wir Fence
pulled rapidly across the swollen Eye,
and he was sure he had lost the Sight
of both Eyes permanently.
After that he said it Felt Better for
fear She would do it Again.
But in Order that it might be En-
tirely Healed she gave him a hand
before Retiring.
When he reached his Box-staIl he
got before the Mirror, held the Eye
open by main Strength and Dumped
in a Dozen of the Seeds.
They all went in Edge-wise and felt
like a gross of Broad-axes cutting sew
enteen Ways each.
He wept. And between his B1eared
Binks he could see what looked like
Il Procession of young Cock-roaches
running down his Cheek.
1t was an Overflow meeting of the
Flax-seed
That Night he slept, and dreamed
that his Eye was a Whale and that
the whole North Atlantic Whaling
Fleet were happening it,
When he arose next Morning his On
tic was so red that as he walked
across the Railroad Tracks to Work.
a Freight Engineer saw the Eye and
applied the Reverse and Air.
He went to an Oculist, who talked
about the Weather, made a few Fun
ny Gouges, handed him Something
two-thirds the Size of the Little End
of Nothing reduced to its Lowest
Terms. and tried 10 make him believe
That was what had been doing all the
damage.