Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1903-12-17

Kidney Pills and Diamond Dinner Pile
had done for me before | commences
n treatment of these medicines and In
three weeks was completely restored
to health. have great faith in these
medicines, for they have been Of ca
much benefit to me-"
Dodds Kidney Pills are very popE.
lar in Barnes County, having made
great many splendid cures of Sclaticas
Rheumatism and Kidney Troubles.
Malk families use no other medicines
The District School of SpotIess Town.
When the fall season opened, the
principal of the District School divide
ed the years work into eleven classes
and asked that the head Of each de-
partment should put into verse the
first lesson of the year The result
was very interesting, and we are glad'
to reproduce It for the amusement and
instruction OF our many readers.
CLASS l.
THE ALPHABET.
AN Mt head or Ma
Can learn the Alphabet to say,
But u IL takes the clever ii
Or one who In Il little wy
To z that when rccltcd true
luc AlnnODct \ ulity through ana throuEhh
But take this q, the Alphabet
A very thorough cleaning will get
II u Will UUUU Sapolio,
For 1t finds dirt an NJ foe
The Proof.
abe d efgh ] jklmnopq s. uvw1 Ir
CLASS II.
SPELLING
PROPER enough, no doubt, 'twould he
II you spelled cleanliness" with C;
"a "a NtU tn rNNn
just S-A-p-O-I LILO.
For that famed soap doth work a BpeH
And leads TO Cleanliness so well
Ihat all pronounce the two the same
Identical meaning though different name
CLASS ILL., prAn,No
THE short word READING. II twisted. tn
said,
WIN prove we GAIN by all we've RED;
But READING IL such a valued thing
Its merits In no EAR I'll DING.
For he on earnings road must lag
Who falls TO RIDE that gentle NAG.
I'll Just point ont one handy rule
You'll always find there rs POOL
Wherever there's SApOLIO,
And 80 for water need not col
>, Each comGinatiCn has the same letter. a.
the same letters as SAPOLIO.
CLASS Nv.
PUNCTUATION
WHEN you have put coal on (:) the FIRE,
Perhaps you, too flame up with Ire,
Aud with an exclamation mark %
Your hands are now n shade too dark.
But then may come ~ happy thought
or wonders which that soap has wrought,
Whose widespread use through period ~
long,
Beyond ali question marks (722D II strong.
So you ditto c0 the course you always go
And make dash - for SAPoLIo.
CLASS V.
ARITHMETIC.
TO MULTIPLY your pleasure each dny
SUBTRACT ali dirt that comes your wsyb
But to do this, you ought to know,
You first must ADD SapoliO,
which win DIVIDE by your mol
And require but FRACTION Of forneS
For the Rule of Three" as may be seen,
Is DIRT plus SAroLIO equals CLEANg
GEOGRAPHY
IN life, whatever is your SPHERE,
IT'S safe to STATE dirt will appear;
And this must qnite annoying he,
For dirt IL no delight to SEA.
But though 1t be piled MOUNTAIN high
IT'S sg mLAIN n int It . WIl cy n.y.
And follow what the wisest say
And all OF them SayPOLEo,
For that makes everything clean snow
CLASS VII.
HISTORY
WHEN crusty old DIOGBNBS went on a
With lighted lantern held before his PIN
OsOphlc face,
He did not seek an honest man az hists-
ripS declare,
But searched for dishonest man ana
sought him eVCryN here.
For dishonest grocer bad palmed or on
him some soap
That failed to clean his lantern and se
night had made MIN grOpP.
So now he sought That r1scai man round
Athens high and low,
To make the man refund the coin give
SAPOLIO!
CLASS VIII.
PHYSIOLOGY.
DO not give EAR to counsel bad,
For everyone NOSE that makes ss6-
The worst advice that TONGUE can tell
Is, TAKE this soap. twin do as WELL
Just put your FOOT down Arm ana
strong
And you've experience quite In point
To put his statement OUT or JOINT
Just NAIL his Hes and let him know
Your HEART is set Oh SAPOLIOl
CLASS TX.
1T is a matter OF general NOTE
That into house or FLAT viii float
Dust and dirt to take their place
In fashion that's impotr and BASR
For never mind how SliARr yo99 are
Unless the proper KEY Won know
Which h., OF course, SAPOLlO-
The soap that brings you REST nEha
soon,
And keeps your house or FLAT In
TUNEl
| CLASS Y.
ALGERIA.
LET Housewife equal Plus X KIN
| Let T. the sign FOR Supulio he: a
| For Dirt let minus y be had; K
| Then all these symbols we win add -
| The Y and minus y drop out
| (As anyone can see, no doubt
And leave what must the housewife
| please
| The happy symbol we cali ease. I'm
| CLASS XI.
! SHORTHAND.
| THE cleVerest hands, both short and kong
| Are far too clever to purchase wrong;
| So they buy the soap with the little ShOr
band
| A soap that dirt cannot withstand a
For the soap with stenogran hlc aneed