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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
A Purgative Pleasure.

If you ever took DeWitt's Little Early
Risers for biliousness or constipation
you know what purgative pleasure is.
These famous little pills clearse the
liver and rid the system of all bile with
out producing unpleasant effects. They
do not grippe sicken or weaken, but
give tone and strength to the tissues ard
organs involved. w. II Howell, OF
Houston, Tex says, mo better pill
can be used than Little Early Risers for
constipation. sickheadache, etc." Sold
by Charles Rhodes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
nIDNxinE the Wafer.

A curious method of producing plat
inum is reported TO be practiccd by the
inhabitants along the rura river. in
Tomsl>, Siberia They call it blowing
The MaI,r. raft Is constructed, and
fastened ,u i = an inclined gutter Of
board, - il IT its lower end Is pro
v.A'd r.... ~ iron ploW. While float
Ing t.r" river they Scrape or pillow
It's ,).:e.a. me sand scrapcd out falls
INTO IL CIV = and passes into a tub
filled WIKI pine boughS. upon which
platinum is deposited. The sand of tie
'iu.n rNcf ana lis tributaries is so rich
in l;.t.AGm that even this primitive
proGue,..- :. p"oital .c TO the peasants.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
FIrrt Serionr TrnnbIe.

Mother-So you and Harry have
quarreled, have you, Hortense? What
is the matter? Did he find fault with
the cooking:
Young Wife (sobbing) No. m-mam-
ma. My c-cooking suits him well
enough. but he s-says I'm-I'm all
wrong on the subject of BAPTISM
Chicago Tribune.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
A Celebrated Suicide

Hayden, the celebrated historical
painter and writer. overcome by debt,
disappointment and ingratitude. laid
down the brush with which he was at
work upon his last great effort, alfred
and the Trial by Jury" wrote with a
steady hand, stretch me no longer
upon this rough world" and then with
a pistol shot put an end to his unhappy
existence.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
Their HcNxarda.

"Who lives in that little cottage down
there by the lane:"
There dwells the man who wrote
the poem that made Bcasleys shaving
soap famous"
"And who resides i'm the splendid
mansion on yonder hill?"
"Beasley. Chicago Record-Herald.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
A Great Kindness.

Van Schmidt don't believe old Kerr
MudgeOn ever had a gentle impulse.
Bile-That's where you're wrong
He's been very kind TO at least one wo
man, I'm sure.
Van Schmidt--How SOP
Fitz- Blle--Well. isn't he bachelor
New Orleans Times Democrat
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
The Cause of the Disturbance

The Farmer lin the side show. look
ing around in alarm -Gosh. Where's
all the rattlesnakes?
The Lecturer-Don't he alarmed, my
friend. It's only our living skeleton.
who is suffering from the ague. you
hear-Judge.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
Not to he Ba III ed.

Mrs Bangs-So that pretty widow Is
really married so soon again, eh?
Old Bangs You bet!
Mrs Bangs But her late husband :
will expressly stipulated that if she
took a second husband her legacy was
to revert TO his most distant relative.
Old Bangs-That's where she was
foxy. She hunted up the relative and
married him. Smart Set.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
A Boston Expedient.

Fidgett-Really. now, do you think
there is any way whereby man can
retain the respect OF his children?
Midgett-He might send them away
from homo rs soon az they began 10
take notice. Boston Transcript.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11

One OF the duties Of life Is 10 make
those with whom you associate happy,
and in striving to do this you will also
make yourself happy .-Maxwell's Tails
man.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
~ temcd

He-The doctor told Jack that he had
been studying too hard lately.
She-And what did he recommend
He-Oh, he advised him to go into
society little more and give his brain
n rest.-Brooklyn Life.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
None Needed.

She-Mamma says I mustn't encour-
age you at all.
He-That's all right. don't need
any encouragement. Philadelphia
Press.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
Weak
Hearts

Are due 10 indigestion. Ninety-nlne OF even
one hundred people who have heart trouble
can remember when il was simple indlges-
ton. II is a scientific fact that all cases oil
heart disease. not organic. are not only
raceable to, but are the direct result OF lndi.
gestion. All food taken into the stomach
which fails OF perfect digestion ferments and
swells the stomach, putting it up against the
heart. This interferes with the action OF
the heart. and In the course Of time tina,
delicate but vital organ becomes diseased.
Mr.. D. Kauble Of Nevada. o.. says: had stomach
trouble and was IN bad state IS had heart trouble
with H. ! took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure for sbou, -four
months and il cured me-
Kodol Digests What You Eat
and relieves the stomach Of all nervous
strain and the heart OF al pressure.
bo.tlas only sloo Size holding ~ times the tia
size. which sells for Soc
Prepared by e. @. DEWITT & CO., CHICAGO
Sold by Charles Rhodes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
Fond RecoIIectfon

she-You haven't brought me box
OF candy since we were married.
He-Yes. hut think OF the tons !
h-ou0ht Won hoforo wo u-a-o -,.;oI'
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
A GOOD, Big Figure.

You'd never accuse Miss Million
aire Of having her fortune in her
facef"
"Never. It's plainly in her figure"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11
Get a Life Customer.

you haven't charged me nearly as
much for half selling these shoes as I
expected"
mo. maam. We charge according
TO the size or the shoe "-Chicago Trib-
une.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11

Your troubles are not interesting un-
less you are h.-Schoolmaster.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11

Those who cU-plain most are most
to be complained of.-Henry.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1903-09-11

Sold by Charles Rhodes.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-16
UNITED STATES.
CHILDREN CLEAN STREE IT'S.
Pupils of Hartford schools Interest
ed In the Work.

Good results in street cleaning can be
secured by educating the children ana
bringing the matter of cleanliness IN
the streets to their attention, as is done
by the use of Il school blOttrr, writes
the superintendent of streets of Hart
ford Conn, in the Municipal journal
and Engineer. This was taken up by
me several months ago, and good re-
suits have followed. | have establish
ed public waste cans in front of all
schools in Hartford. The principals of
the schools have taken the matter up
Individually and are deeply Interested
and makethiS Il subject for weekly talks
before the pupils in the various schools.
The absence of scraps of paper around
schoolyartls and in streets in the vicn-
ity of the schools demonstrates what
can be done. This, in my opinion, is Il
step in the right way, and | believe If
other towns and cities will take the
matter up they will be gratiiicd with
the results and feel that they are we'll
repaid for the very slight expense in
Cured in getting the matter before the
school children.
The following "don'ts." if carried
out will add to the cleanliness of the
streets:
Don't throw anything into the street.
If you have anything to throw away,
put it in the waste paper cans on street
corners or into the garbage cans and
barrels.
Don't throw away banana skins or
orange peel. They are slippery and
cause many accidents.
Don't tear up waste paper and scat
ter Oh the streets.
Don't scatter the sand heaps in front
of buildings in course of erection, as 1T
makes extra work for the street sweep
erS.
Don't make slippery places on side
walks, as it endangers the limbs and
lives of older people, and your own
mother or grandmother may fall on Il
slide that you have made.
Don't wait for the man to shovel your
walk. Shovel it yourself.
Don't he afraid to throw Il little sand
or ashes on the slippery places, as it
may save some one dear to you from a
bad fall.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-16
Family Pride.

son; and good mother will delight in a
good daughter. 1t is, therefore, perfect
ly natural that there should be families
which are distinguished for honorable
sentiments, pure motives, good manners
and cultivated tastes.
If family permanence is natural, the
pride in it is just, as proper. When we
dissect the motives of men we find that
at the bottom there is the family. All
the strife and struggle and sacrifice of
men is traceable to the family motive.
One man works the livelong day and
worries the livelong night to accumulate
wealth so that his children may have
the opportunities he missed. Another
ruins strong constitution i'll study so
that he may leave a work which his
family may cling to with pride. 1t Is
the desire that q mans children may
succeed where he failed that accumu-
lates fortunes and makes fame. The
family motive is the propelling wheel of
all actions; there is surely no fault to
find with it.
But it is intimated that this spirit is
not in keeping with the idea OF de-
mocracy. Here every one should stand
on his own bottom. All men ARE born
free and equal" is the slogan crv-the
socialistic lamentation. But thinking
people know that just as equality of
possession is us impossible as that every
one should grow the same height, so
equality of mental and moral endOw
ments at present is ii dream as imprac-
ticable and undesirable. The moment
there is freedom, although you may
start all off at the same time. the CEN
trifugal force of each is so varied that 1T
sends all off at different rates of speed.
Equality of possession or capacity could
not have been the intention of the far
seeing founders of the Republic, even if
they had thought it practicable. To do
away with the varying degrees of intel
Hgence, material prosperity or morality,
might be well for the millennium, but at
present it would mean IA break on
progress. The Nirvana of the Repub
lie is not yet at hand.
Besides not being inconsistent with
democratic ideals, the family notion
is rather supported as much in Re
public as i'll Il monarchy. There is that
free opportunity to develop that an
aristOcratic form of government does not
afford A German peasant does not
dream of a better condition; the Ameri-
can laboring man knows that his son
may rise. Here coal miner studies
medicine, practices and becomes promi-
nent man of his State. An errand boy
becomes United States Senator and his
children have the advantages of edu-
cation and association with cultivated
people. 1t is this equality that makes
the Republic really beautiful. The
ideal is the increasing number of
families and with it individual and
general happiness. Y.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-16
LANDING OF THE SWEDES.


How Their First Arrival In America
Has Been mmemOrnted.
With the rpcent unveiling of the
monument at Wilmington, Del, to
mark the spot where the first Swedish
colonists landed on American soil an
important event in the early history of
this nation was commcmOratcd.
The memorial was hewn from the
very rocks upon which the colonists
stepped from their boats on March %,
1898. 1t stands close to the Christiana
river and marks the site of Fort Chris
tina, erected by the colonists for their
protection. 1t is in the shape of a
huge bowlder, upon which is engraved:
This stone is Il portion of the rocks
on which the first Swedish colonists in
America landed. Goth March, 1858. On
this spot stood Fort Christina. Here
were held the first civil courts, and in
the chapel of the fort the Swedes celc-
brated their Christian worship in the
new world. Erected by the Delaware
Society of Colonial DANES of America
March 30, 1903"
The discovery of the exact date Of
the landing of the Swcdes Is an inter-
esting story The seal of the state Of
Delaware is made up of the seals Of
the Swedes, the Dutch and the Eng
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-16
Railway Locals.

TO be Held in Various Portions OF the United
States for which Special Rates will be in
Effect ria Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
ATLANTIC CITY, y. Especial Low Rate
Excursions. Dates to be announced later
BALTIMORE, Mp.-2oth Triennial National
SaengerfeSt of the Northeastern Saenger
bund June 1870. Tickets on sale June u
to Is, good returning until June -, in
elusive.
BALTIMORE, MD.-Benevolent and Pro
tective Order of Elks, July 2l-23. Tickets
on sale July 10 and 20, good returning
until July p, inclusive.
BALTIMORE, Mp.-SeventyNin Annual
Session of the Sovereign Grand Lodged. O.
o. F., September 2l-26. Tickets on sale
September 18th, 20 and p, good return,
ing until September %, inclusive.
BosroN, MAss-National Educational As
ISOLATION, July 6-10 Tickets on sale July
3 to 8, good returning until July Il, i'll
elusive.
DENVER, CoLo-Christlan Endeavor So,
ciety, July 9-l3. Dates of sale announced
later.
DETROIT, MIcH.-Epworth League. Inter
national Convention, July 1919. Tickets on
sale July ii and -, good returning UNI
til July ~, inclusive.
Los ANGELES, CAL.-General Assembly
Presbyterian Church III the L. 5. A., May
2l-June ,. Tickets on sale May > and
IL to II, good returning until July 10
inclusive.
SAN Francisco, CAL-National Associ
alton Master Plumbers of L. 5. A., May 10
-. Tickets on sale May 2nd and II to Il,
good returning until July -, inclusive.
SAN Francisco, CAL.-Grand Army of the
Republic, August l7-22. Tickets on sale
August 18th to ID, good returning until
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-16

MONUMENT MARKING SPOT WHERE SwEDES
FIRST LANDED IN AMERICA.
lish. The Delaware Society of Co.
lOnial DANES of America decided to
celebrate the landing of those colOnists
in Delaware and decided upon that Of
the Swedes for the first commemora-
tive date and at the same time to place
Il monument on the spot.
In the histories of Delaware the Pc
riod of the arrival of the Swedes in
America has been given as the third
week in. April. Recently paper was
found in Stockholm in which was
printed contract Of Governor Printz,
the first Swedish governor of Della
ware, which mentioned the purchase Of
land on the Delaware from an Indian
chief. The date of the contract was
March % 1888, which definitely de-
termines the period of the arrival Of
the SwedeS in America.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-16

Its blamed shame said one OF
the defeated pugilst's friends. IF
somebody ID only give him Il cheering
word he wouldn't feel so sore"
"Chcerin' words be hanged" replied
his manager Its de 'hurrays' of dc
crowd dat makes him sore."-Philadcl-
phia Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-16
Al the Musicale.

ado you think that pianist is gen
ius?"
"Wcll, he certainly is, if genius is
nothing more than an infinite capacity
for taking pains
"And distributing them wherever 1t
goes."-New York Times.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-16

sion of his first tour through Hungary,
not many months after his eXtraOrdi-
nary talent had been discovered.
The meeting of the young people took
place at DcbrecZin, Hungary, at an
aristOcratic concert. They We're at once
attracted to each other, and Herr ku-
belik was introduced to the countess
imily, and their mutual esteem soon
ripencd into love.
Countess Csaky Sell is Il remarkably
beautiful woman, tall and rather slen-
der, with chestnut hair and large, ex-
pressive eyes. NJ. Kubclik will be
twenty three years old next July, and
his filncee is year younger. 1t is said
that he expects to build fine house
in Vienna, where he intends making
his headquarters and where he will re-
side with his wife, who is very rich.
Countess Csaky is daughter OF Herr
Wolfgang Won Sell, president of the
senate at DcbrecZin. When seventeen
years old she married Count Koloman
CZaky, lieutenant of hungarian hus-
sars. but separated from him six
months afterward. The separation took
place by mutual agreement and for
reasons of II financial character. Since
the separation Count Csaky has died.
The wedding will not take place for a
year
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-16

Il think auntie is very inconsistent
said the fearfully bright boy.
"Whyt" asked his mother.
because she called me young
heather. but she never makes the other
children save up their pennies and send
them to Washington Star.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-16
A VIOLlNlST'S ROMANCE.

How Countess Csaky-SzeIl Was Won
by Jan kubelik.
Countess Marianne Csaky Sell, the
beautiful Hungarian whose recent en-
gagcmcnt to Jan Kubelik, the noted
viOlinist created so great sensation
in Vienna, first met the famous musical
prodigy three years ago, on the occa-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-07-31
DINKELsPIELERs.

Many q man finds der current turned
OF ven he tries to use his will power.
Money ain'd eferyding In dis world.
bud i'd takes a man NIT money to be-
lief SO.
A literary sneerer is q man dot tried
TO do vot he sneers I'D und bit his
tongue.
Be goot, und you will be habby. bud
you Won't ged your name In der papers
fiery often.
Better late den nefer" looks veil In
der proverbs. bud Id ain'd much goOt
on pay day.
Vun reason We doan'd like der man
dot talks abouid himself il because We
dink he should be talking abouid us.-
George ". Hobart in New York Amer
A@@n.
The Gentle Servians.
Herr Leo Lazar is reporter Of
the Vossische Zeitung of Berlin
who was sent to Belgrade to write
up the country. His remarks dis
pleased the officers of the army,
some of whom set upon him one
evening and beat him almost to a
pulp! When consciousness returned
to him, he found a policeman stand
ing at his side waiting to serve him
with papers expelling him from the
country: He lost no time in getting
away. lff @
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-07-31
PLAYS AND PLAYERS.

Julia Marlowe will probably play I'D
London this spring.
1t Is rumored that Lillian Russell Ia
to appear in drama.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ross Whytal have re.
vived For hair Virginia"
Amelia Bingham will star Henry
Dixey In ''The Last Of the Dandlcs.
Miss Terry's production of lbsen's
great drama. 1.-THE Vikings" will be IN
ambitious one.
Jane Hading will be seen in London
next June In "More Than Queen" and
Alfred Capus' latest play. THE Chate-
laine"
Lucille Spinney, who was once an
amateur actress well known In Bos-
tons -Four Hundred. Is now In profess
sional ranks.
It has been announced that Louis
Mann will present Shakespeare's 1.-THE
Merchant OF Venice" he playing the
role of ShylOck.
Joseph Coyne, who has made such
decided hit as Sir Archie In 1.-THE To-
reador," will probably be featured in
q new musical entertainment next sea-
SON.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-07-31
Local News

Herb Robinson spent Sunday in Poe
atello, returning Monday.
Sweet the jeweler makes old watches
look like new.
The heat has been about IA bad this
July as that of any similar month in
years.
cave orders with I N Downing for
Rock Springs and Kemmerer coal.
Phone No. 10. 40
Emil Vaterlaus ,eft Monday for
Logan where he goes to work on the
Journal of that city
Hello G, ntrt: Give ma No e. "Mrs
Chapm end me sack of Paris High
Parent -four Makes best bread of any
flour in town" 50
Jim Short was seriously hurt this
week by having derrick pole fall on
him. He is reported bett-r at this
wiring
Lime for SyIe.-First class lime in
any quantity at Montpelier lime kiln.
M, Mourtisen. proprietor. 1913.
Chas. Hunter Is in town for brief
stay. lie is now running an engine out
of Trinidad, G dorado. but he says old
Bear Lake hasn't an equal anywhere.
WANTED-Loggers to contract fcl
putting into our mill 5000 feet per day
at is and 81 per thousand. all OF
write Superior Lumber Co., Preston
Idaho. 2O-24
Z The valley is covered with young and
IBID waterfowl of all kinds The ducks
are especially gentle, now that they
know the open season doesn't come til
September 18th.
Crown and bridge work, gold ani
amalgam filing, plate work, etc. A!
work guaranteed in every particular
Dawley & Meloy, dentists. Office IL
Ritter Bros Block. 52t
For first class dental work go to Hol
brook % O11llID. DcHUd1 Pd1 NAo wv
Oakley & Hess furniture store.
IS Reward For return of bald fac
sorrel horse, branded big w with ba
underneath. on left shoulder. Be
bergman, Montpelier
We can afford to pay the highest cas-
prices for all kinds of hides and fur
because we deal directly with the mar
ufacturers. Bear La. Hide & Jun
Company.
Dr.. Beckstrom, the resident dentis
gives the most satisfaction in painlei
extraction by the use of gas and ele'
tricity.
We guarantee our ready mixed hous
paint to stand longer and look bette
han any white lead and oil paint made
Lyman Drug Co.
Eggs for sale Thoroughbred Lgl
Brahma aud plymouth Rock eggs no
ON nand. From the best strains. FL
/ nricas see Geo. Daaa. L5
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1903-07-31

District court opens in Paris on Aug
ust 18th
Our output this year up to the pres
ent has more than doubled the output
Of last year. showing that our beverages
suit the people and t@y will have it.
Phone r Bottling WORKS. 1910
Sheriff James came in from Evanston |
Sunday on his way to Star valley
New line of pocket cutlery at Lyman's |
Drug store. best line in the market. 5
Miss Rlanch Burke is in Pocatallo
visiting Mrs. G.. 1. burnside.
Don't FORGET us when wanting any
paints, varuishes, brushes. kalsomine,
stains, etc. Our prices are right. Lyman
Drug Co. l6
Miss Alice Smith Of Salt Lake. is the
guest of Mr.. and Yrs. Barkdull.
Get pure food groceries when Won
~buy. We have no other kind. 1T. 1G
Mrs. James Clark visited her son for
View days this week
All kinds of fresh fruits and groceries
at IT. Is
Mrs. j. Mulhern of Pocatello is visit
! ing her sister Mrs. James Cou4 him in
this city.
! F. \. LYMAN gives away again this
y"ar another fly rod TO the party catch
ing the largest brook front during the
month of June. Take your trout to the
--ssore-to De weighed. III
Il \ DR.. and Nrs. Guyon are in this city
I from franklin, Idaho, visiting Ars,
Guyon's mother -Mrs--Baplze.--
Paris TTioh Patent Flour at Chap
mans. Try it and you will use no
other. 30
Miss Hannah Gay. of salt Lake, is
the guest of her cousin, Miss Ollie Rob
ilson, in this city.
Dental work guaranteed at HolbrOoE
and Smith s. Over Oakley & ess fur
niture store. Is
Mrs P. i. Mel'ermott has returned
from the hospital much improved il
health.
u We have a few ladies' shirt waists
i, left that we are selling at cost. Cal
: and see them at Il. B. Whitman's, q
NAfiss Catherine Morgan of Cokeville
) 6S|Visiting her sister Miss Rose Morgan
in this city.
MYERSL AMP-Bear Lake Ten
Hotel one and one-hnlf miles south O
:, Fish Haven, Idaho; is now rpen for tn
season. For Rent-Tents new sprin
= beds, grsoline launch. sail boat, ROY
boat. Dining hall in connection. Rate
p 81 per week. Write J. j. Myers, Fis
Haven, Idaho
~ SHORT ORDER HOUSE Beginnin
to morrow, the Hoff House will serv
:. meals at all hours. Everything frs
:, class and prices reasonable.
re 2. Haug, of New York, was taking i
= 1the beauties of Bear Lake this weel
under the guidance Of Chas. Hoff. ma
Hang ia interested in the st. Julie
mining company.
- Room to Rent-Pleasant front be,
room, for ladies or man and wife. Al
n ply at this office,
)o Found a bunch of KEYS Owner fa