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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26

FOR SALE OR RENT-f8-ronm hotel,
partly furnished First class trade
snap for somebody. Poor health reason
for selling Hotel Etna, Wellington. Kan
A-tf
FOR SAL2Rsstauran wall case. In
cuire ar 81 +. Douglas S5-6tx
FOR SALE-Hardware buggy and
wagon stock, doing good business: Will
invoice S5.ee1. VIII give coed deal
Reason for selling. have other bust
ness. p. Q. Box 245/ Newkirk. O. +
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26

MONEY TO LOAN-sl. ono6os TO loan or
Secgwick county farms at 5 per cent in
terest- Principal and interest payable
at eur office ana money paid as soon az
papers are executed Be sure 10 call on
US before making a loan elsewhere j.
w. Clendenin * Co.. 1c7 South Topeka.
105-Su- we-tt
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26

WANTED-Agents for thS aesr laundry
In Kansas. Liberal commission. Ad-
ersss Wichita Steam Laundry. att
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26
ZEAL ESTATE EoR SALE

FOR SALE3e3 acres. miles from VAL
ley center, all bottom land. 100 acres in
house barn 24x32; corn cribs and
granary; windmill in pasture, large
forest trees in yard; small orchard SO
an acre. This IS a snap Look II Up
G.. r. Davis, Valley Center, Kan
FOR SALE-A North Main street lot,
cheap Amos McClain, No u. Scheetz
building. = d-tf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26

CHEAP MONEY To LOAN ON CITY
PROPERTY. All plivilegel
ANCHOR TRUST Co, IA y. Market ST
Ss-we-fri-sun-tf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26
ROOMS FOB ReNT-Furnlshed.

~S~~~O~-oC~---- lo-rN~-0--N--o~->0O---
FOR RENT-A large, desirable. furnished
room, modern, al GIG y. Lawrence
&-Su-we-fri-3t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26
HAY AND CORN
STORAG e.

>-~---oO~-~-,-~-o-~-o---~o ~-~I-~-~--~~-~-~-oo@
STORAGE-Good. clean. brick building.
where you can store your stoves or
furniture, and borrow money on same
a9 E Douglas New phone l4Il.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26
Dr.. v. Shuts
Specialist

I'm Medical. SUrGi-
cal and Electrical
treatment Of all
Chronic. Nervous
Skin and Private
Diseases. male and
female Office. I51
North Main street.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26
aRSTRACTORS.

c. 3. QUINCY
Abstracts of title Office. Court House
Bonded by Surety Co.
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES - Light
business now paying 500 per month,
for sale for $500: or would sell half in
terest to responsible party who would
run the business. Reason for selling,
poor health. This is the best offer in
Oklahoma today for a young man to get
into a fine paying business. No letters
answered unless references and stamp
sent. Best come and investigate for
yourself. Custer City Light Co.. p. o.
Box s., Graves p. O., Okla Sz-6t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26

MONEY To LOAN. il small amounts. on
good chattel mortgages everything pri-
yate). Room >. ovyer 4s East Douglas.
66-we-su-tf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26
ROOMS FOR Notwithstanding.

FOR RENT-Three furnished rooms. In
quire at 40 Wabash S3-6tx
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26

q. oco. o0o TO LOAN on Kansas ara Okla
homa far-ns- Whine & Winnie. Wichita.
Kan ST.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26
FINANCIAL.

FlNANCIAL~-Sl00,eco 10 loan on farms Ia
southern Kansas al current rates and
easy IeIm-. $50.0oo 10 loan on choice
Wichita property Hewlett * Wkesier.
old court house building Phone s21
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26

YoT<G LADIES % iearn TIE tastes;
system 81 shorthand IN = lessons. also
larefy most c0nrlete ar GP-te-6zs=
met rods posirfo1 guaranteed lessons
hy mai exci2Stvely. 70 interference
w5fh -s<zz-Sr occupation = CEzsE rsE
lesson. 80 difficulties. everything simple
ard clear. fr6or.e6 b. bszrss q e&Er4-
ton znG leading negsps p~rs. thsUssnds
Of graduates. Ersy lsSsoz fires tor stamp
Deozrtraezf - Campaign q Edac&tIoa.
- IowE>ezd Bldg New fcrk
s-Z-e>A-1
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26
YOUNG MEN 10 learn the tastes, system

WE SELL THE EARTH-He csaao;
offer yo- .he earth and the fUIiaesx
thereof but zs can sell yo1 better bar
gains IN excellent grass lands and stsc =
ranches yell iocz ted. With an zhurd-
ancs Of aeyer-faiI.rs- wafer and elegant
blce-stern prairie grass. thsz y01 cap
buy elsewhere We have the property
ard are ready 20 shoT you We hzve
good farms. highly improved. ard sre
ready tc compare Friczs wltE tie lsE-
est Coma see .s sa6 xe all ioczkE yoz
where tie san1s q tine VII eFsf
sprinkle Koidsa grain IL your half
busssl. and the sofs ereezes q heaven
vi f4r xour chicks and klss away al
TIE hitter tears c. sG<erz.fy Prices
sri5 de<crspctoEs qFsotsc 70 any 1as OF
avnficatioz. Czl OF CT address A >
Nessca II ~ Main street Wichita
Kan is-sf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26

sTORAGE-Largest and best storsg.
room in the city. We store pack and
repair furniture Call at As S. Emporis
for terms. Singer & DonneIL New
phone 14lS. 6-n
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-26
BOYS WANTED.
SITUATION WANTgo-MALE.

WANTED-A boy. with horse, to deliver
groceries. 81 l.. Murdoch. S4-2tX
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN
Thank Pe-ru.na for Their RccOv-
cry After Years Of Suffering

Miss Muriel Armitage.S0 Greenwood
Ave, Detroit, MIsh,, District Organizer
Of the Royal Temr!sr= Of Temper saes
In a.EScent letter, saysi
"t think that woman naturally
shrinks from making her troubles pub
lie, but restored health has meant 80
much 10 me that tstoel for the sake of
other suffering women II In my duty "
tell what peruna has done for me.
"I suffered for i've years with utter
Inc irregularities, which brought on
hyAterla and made me aphybieal wreck.
l tried doctors nom sthe different
schools OF medicine, but, Without any
perceptihte change Ia my condition.
In my despair called ON an old nurse,
who advised me 10 try. Peruna, and
promised good results IT would persist
and take II regularly, ! thought this
was the least could do and procured q
bottle, | know as soon as ! began taxi
ing IL that II was affecting me. differ
emily from anything had used before,
and so ] kept on taking II. kept this
up for six months, and steadily gained
used nfteen bottles considered myself
entirely cured, am a grateful, happy
woman today, - Miss Murlel ArmitaRa,
Peruna cures catarrh Of the pelvic or.
gans with the same surety as u cures
eatafrh OF tho head. Peruna has be-
come renowned as positive cure for
female ailments simply because the all
ments arc mostly due 10 eatarrh. Ca
tarrh l. the cause OF the trouble. Peru.
ma cures the eatarrh. Tho symptoms
disappear.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
ANCIENT QUARRY N NEBRASKA.
Was Worked By a Race Of People ua'
known 60 the eclentlats.

Was Worked By Race Of People uns
known TO the eclentiaes.
In the great nint Quarrles near Ne
hawka, Neb, covering more than n
township, a party OF well.known scien.
lists has found what they think IL evl.
dence Of the existence Of lost race.
hitherto unknown, II Is thought that
this prehistoric people belonged to
neither the red men nor the mound
builders, But who they were and at
what remote age they inhabited tho
Missouri valley cannot now be aseer.
tained.
They were race Of patient plodders
whose knowledge and handlwork had
not been developed beyond the primi'
tive ideas Of the stone age. By their
industry II Is shown that they were
not OF the nomadie. indolent Indian
race; by their ignorance and crude
handlwork that they were not OF the
refined, almost civilized mound build
ers, tho FIRST American aborlgines,
whose existence is definitely known.
Then who were they, whence did
they come and by whom were they OBJ
llteratedf Aside from the mound build.
ers and the latter-day Indians no
American aborlgines are known to
scientists, and In these quarries is evil
dence Of a strange race.
There are no doubt the Quarries are
OF great age. The entire series OF
mines has been buried beneath an av.
erage OF ten feet OF soil. The accumu-
lation Of this must have taken cen
turtles. II Is known positively the con.
dition has not changed at all In 100
years. Then how many centuries did
It take for this ten feet OF soil to cover
the whole of the mlnesf
To settle the mooted question wheth-
er these Quarrles. situated on the Ne
hawka fruit farm owned by Isaac NJ
Pollard. were the work Of some artin'
cial agency or Of nature. an unusually
large party Of prominent scientists was
induced by State Archeologist Il. H.
BlackmAn to visit the quarries. OF the
findings Of the scientists State Archie
ologlst Blackman gave out the follow
ing statement:
Mr.. Pollard, when he arranged the
visit to this spot year ago. caused q
cross section to be cut In the brow OF
; the hill and laid bare the face OF thu
quarry. This excavation is eighty feet
In length, six feet wide and averages
ten feet in depth. II shows that the
artisans removed two layers OF solid
limestone and one OF decayed rock be
fore they came to the strata which
they songht and which contained the
nodules Of flint from which imple
ments were made. Tons Of flint are
scattered on the surface and in the de
brls OF the quarry and there are many
rocks showing where the flint nodulet
were taken out. On the large piece:
Of limestone in the quarry pit one may
see fractures, as IL they had beer
struck with a heavy sledge. The facI
Of the qlarry as shown by the excava
ton is perpendicular wall twelve
feet high, The surface indication be
fore digging was circular or oblonI
depression. There is a burr oak tree
standing nearly In the center OF the pl
measuring six feet two inches In cir
cumference.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03

haustion. This is a very common sight
and Ia almost always due to pelvic
eatarrh.
II IL worse than foolish for 80 many
women to suffer year after year with q
disease that can be permanently cured.
Peruna cures catarrh permanently.
1t cures old chronic cases as well M
slight attack, the only difference being
in the length Of time that Il should be
taken to effect cure
II you do not derive prompt and sat-
isiactory results from the use Of Peru.
ma, write at once to DR.. Hartman, Civ
ing full statement Of your case, and
he will bo plaesed to give you his valu.
able advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hratman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
ATHLETICS AT OUR COLLEGES.
Plea In Favor OF Sports in the Large
Institutions.


Institutions.
The day Is past when the whole mis-
sion of our colleges was to turn out
young men OF over-developed brains
in under developed bodies. In 1880 the
founders OF Andover Academy includ-
ed in their deed OF gift. as the purpose
OF the givers, ITO instruct youth, not
only In English and Latin grammar,
writing, arithmetic and those sciences
wherein they are commonly taught; but
more especially to learn them the great
and real business OF living"
Except for the small proportion Of
,ollege graduates who equip themselves
for the business Of teaching other
youths the curricula of their student
years, the aim of the undergraduate
life cannot be better expressed than
In the words Of the founders OF An.
dover. written century and quarter
ago. "the great end and real business
Of living" And In general 1t cannot
be dIsproved that the modern interest
In bodily betterment in the develop
ment Of athletics and outdoor exercise
has done more to make young men
manly, healthy and self-relIant, with
clean ideals and wholesome lives, than
the dead languages and higher math-
-ematics.
Every autumn graduate football
players flock back to the universities
by the dozens to help coach the
elevens. Looking these men over, 1t
Is fair to remark that they are as fine
and representative body of Ameri-
can citizens as can be grouped, and
that If their capacity for attention has
been ravaged and degraded" their lives
do not show resultant disaster. II the
same number OF valedIctorians, whose
capacity for attention is unquestion-
ed" were to be compared with these
football coaches, for example, we be-
lleve that the verdict would go all in
favor of the degraded" class Of grad
yates, as having achieved an all-round
mastery Of the real business Of living,
In whatever way success Is measured.
illustrated Sporting News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03

Sift q quart OF hour with half q tea
spoonful each OF salt and sugar into
a bowl. Scald a sup OF milk and stir
il into a teaspoonful Of butter, melted
N a half pint OF boiling water. When
his Is lukewarm stir 1t into the sifted
tiour, then add third Of a yeast cake
that has been dissolved In gill OF
blood warm water, and mix to a soft
Iough, Turn upon q Toured pastry
board and knead for ten minutes. Set
rise in bread pan with perforated
top, set In q warm place for six hours,
At the end Of this time divide the
dough into two loaves, knead each OF
'hese for ave minutes and put into a
creased pan, Cover with light cloth
md set to rise for an hour more before
baking In q steady oven.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
Female Weakness Is Pelvic
Catarrh
Always Half Sick are the Women
Who Have Pelvic Catarrh

Catarrh of any organ, II allowed 10
progress, will affect the whole body.
Catarrh without nervousness Is very
rare, but pelvic canrrh and nervousness
20 hand in hand.
What is ~ distressing sight as a
poor half-sick, nervous woman, suffer.
ing from the many almost UNDESIRABLE
symptoms Of pelvic catarrh9 She does
not consider herself III enough TO 60
to bed, but she is far from being able
to do her work without the greatest ex-
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
Oyster Pie.

Line q vegetable dish with mashed
potato. Brush 1t over with the white
Of an egg. and put 1t In the oven tc
brown lightly. Take two dozen oysters
half q pint of milk. one tablespoonful
Of butter. pepper and salt to taste. Let
it come to a boil. and thlcken with 6
heaping teaspoontul Of -four and pu'
into the space left in the vegetable
dish.-What to Eat.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03

Doesn't it make you angry when
folks twit You about your failure to ac-
quire q husband?" asked the girl who
was doing her first season.
''Not me, = replied the philosophical
spinster. 1t is better to be laughed at
because you are not married than not
to be able to laugh because you are. "
Brooklyn Eagle.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
The whynem.

81 suppose" said Mrs. Mixer, ''my
reputation as breadmaker is due to
the practice I have had. l am the
mother of seven boys, you Know"
''Yes," replied Mrs. Catchington,
sand my reputation as matchmaker
is doubtless due to the fact that am
the mother Of nine daughters. Chi
ca0o News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
Origin OF Meteorology.

Meteorology owes It's origin to Italy,
which. as DR.. H. g. Bolton notes, pro.
duced every one of the fundamental
instruments now used in weather OBJ.
servations The hygrometer was in.
vented about 1450 by Nicolas de Cusa
thermometer, 1878, by EgnatIo Dante;
thermometer, 1895, by Calico; rain
gauge, 1889, by Cartelli; barometer,
1643, by Torricelli.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03

Boil together a peck Of ripe tomatoes
and four large onions until they are
soft Pass through a coiander and
then strain the liquid through a fine
sieve. Put this over the fre with a
dozen sprays Of parsley, couple of
bay leaves, q teaspoonful each of
ground cloves, mace, white pepper,
sugar. salt and a very little cayenne.
Tie up a teaspoonful of celery seed in
a little muslin bag and drop in with
he rest. Boil all together for 1--WE
hours, stirring occasionally. When
boiled down one-half. and quite thick,
take out the bag of celery seed, add a
pint Of vinegar and take from the FIRE,
When the catchup is stone cold bottle
and cork, sealing the corks.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
crcau, of CeIery soup.

Gut the celery into inch bits, cover
with 9 quart Of water and boil tender
Rub through the colander and return
the liquid to the fire. Make q rouz
Of q tablespoonful of butter and one
Of -four. and when 1t bubbles pour
upon it q plat of rich milk-part cream
II you have it. Stir until smooth and
thick. then add gradually the celery
puree. Season with salt and white pep
Der and serve.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03

Cut into small dice one pound OF
American cheese. Have ready one cup
ful Of hot cream sauce In a saucepan;
add the cheese and the yolks Of two
beaten eggs. diluted with little cream,
Stir until well blended. and let the
mixture remain on the stove for mo-
ment until the cheese gets steady"
Season with salt, red and white pepper
and little nutmeg. Set on the ice un'
til cold. then form into croQuettes and
roll In fine bread crumbs. Dip in egg,
then In crumbs again, and fry In deep,
hot fat until q delicate brown.-Good
Housekeeping.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
Has That Appearances.

''It looks to me good deal as if tn,
new woman and some society womer
would like to be hens"
"Not very complimentary"
''But a reasonable deduction, never
theless." I"
"Why do you think so2"
Because the incubator would theI
relieve them of so much responsible
ity.''--Chicago Post.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
RHEUMATISM
AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE

Because Rheumatism sometimes suddenly it doesn't
prove disease due to accidental 1t
takes time for develop and at work the long before
any symptoms felt The blood is the first point attack and
poisonous acids that the aches and pains then d
uted through the circulation to different parts of the system and
cOhd1tior some zefE IL IA this
damp chilly weather. the cold bleak winds of winter
the sumberng poisons and bring Rheumatism The severity
of the attack depends the acid in
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
mUw - InIsS

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease OF Cattarrh that can not be cured By Hall 8
CatarTh Cure.
r. J. CHENEY 4 Co., Propa., Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known r. j. Cheney
for the past Is years, and believe him perfectly
hon able In ali business transactions and hn.
nnoially able 10 carry outany obligations made
By their hrm.
WET 4 TRuAx.
wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
WALpiH0 ktNNAN a MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Care Il taken internally, acting
tiEectly on the blood and mucous su Races ol
ne system. Price 7Sc per bottle. Sold by ali
aruggiAts. Teatimon iala free.
ualra Family PtllS are the beat.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
Just Wanted a Chance.

sinister Jedge," called out the col.
Ored witness, after he had been on the
stand full hour, kim l say one word,
suh?'
eyes," replied the judge. "what
it?''
"Hit's dess dis, sub. Eff you'll
dess make de lawyers set down en- keep
still two minits, en- gimme a livin'
chance, I'll whirl in en- tell de truth!''
Atlanta Constitution.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
Diplomacy.

"At what age do you consider women
the most charming?" asked the inquisi-
tive female of mere or less uncertain
years.
"The age of the woman who asks the
question:" answered the man, who was
a diplomat from Diplomacyville. Chi
cago News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
A Rapid Berry.picker.

The speediest feminine picker OF
huckleberries in Monroe County, Penn
sylvania, is Carrie Everett, q. girl of 10
years. From $50 TO 4:30 p. m. she
picked seventy-two quarts of huckle-
berries. Oscar Altemose has the rec-
ord among men and boys as he picked
1875 quarts of huckleberries ln eight
hnr1rd
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
eausare wien Bnckwheat cakes.

Sausage with Buckwheat Cakes.
Prick the sausages well and fry In a
little bacon fat Put them on a hot
platter In a circle on the outside. leav-
ing space for the cakes In the center.
Cakes.-Mix thoroughly two cupfuls OF
buckwheat -four. little salt and three
teaspoonfuls Of baking powder; then
add milk and water Of equal parts tc
make the batter Of the right consist
ency. Add a little molasses. which
viii give them better color. Fry Oh
a soapstone griddle and pile neatly in
the center Of the ring Of sausage.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
Despair.

''Yes, Cholly's valet has committed
suicide"
''Deah mel Now, do say, what
foah?"
"Why, Cholly wanted to smoke his
cigawettes foah him." - Baltimore
News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03

quantity of acrid matter in the
joints and muscles. Some peo-
pie are almost helpless from the
first, while others have occa-
siona1 spells or are uncomfOrta-
bic, restless, nervous and half
sick all the time from the
nagging aches and pains. Rheu-
matism is a disagreeable COM
panion even in its mildest form.
1tgrows worse as we grow older,
and frequently stifens the joints,
draws the muscles out of shape
and breaks down the nervous
system. A disease that origin
ates in the blood, as Rheumatism
does, cannot be cured with ex-
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03

"Pa, what's grain Of truthg"
"Its generally the thing that keeps
all the women in the neighborhood say
ing, Well, / declared 4 never would
have thought itp you don't sayl i
never did believe she was as innocent
as she tried TO make outP and L feel SO
sorry for her childrenr New York
Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
Its Hereafter.

"You seem TO think good deal o.
that monkey" said the littel girl.
YES" replied the organ grinder
He good monk"
"Do you think he'll go to heaven?"
"No; when ze monk die he so Il
Newport. Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
Twas Ever Thus.

"who lives in that little cottage
down there by the lane?"
"Thcre dwells the man who wrote
the poem that made Beasley's shaving
soap famous"
"And who resides in the splendid
mansion on the hill2"
"Beasley. Chicago Record Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03

Perverted Pride: Aren't you
ashamed of that last massacre?' 81
don't see why l should be-" answered
the Sultan, 'it wasn't such very
small one."-Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
Clever Youth,

Shopper-Young man, do these
goods shrink
Bright Clerk-Not so much as
would from telling you they didn't
maam, II they did. ."-Phlladelphia
Ledger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
May Be Only q Pipe pream,

Standard oil capitalists are reported
to have bought Coney Island. We
may yet, remarks the Chicago Record
Herald, be able to get our midway
amusements through pipe line.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
No oiiense Meant.

Bloobs--I understand, sir, that you
referred to my photograph as a side
show2" ,.-...
slobbs-Don't get excited, old man,
| merely meant that Il was profile. "
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03

rtYc Permanently cureo. no ntsor nsrvo0sneaa
FtIO after first day use Of Or. Klne's Great Nerve
Rsstorer. send for Free os trial bottle and trsasse
Dr. y II. Kline, Ltd. ea Arch So. PhiladalphiA Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03
A VludIctIye Horse,

"How did it happen that your horse
died?"
"The veterinarian automobile broke
down on the way over"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-03

Piso-s Cure Is remedy for coughs, coldI
and consumption. Try It. Price 25 cents
at druggists.