The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1903-05-15
COPYRIGHT, 1903.

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of dig
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of philosophy soled the world and he knows
try by heart.
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high linen collar after he has slept about eight weeks He
gentleman and Given pair of shoes that
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twice his size, vest that tight BUTTON prince Al
bert inherited from the last editor he visited
polished and proud Lord Chesterfield, and
profound logical and weigy United States high
school graduate He feels equally home standing the bumpers
OF through and drinking in the beauteous seated
the of influential newspaper with his feet cooked up
the editorial table and his chair tilted back with of con
ceaed superiority One day he cooks his frugal meal stolen
and kidnapped chicken along leeward side of railroad
track day literature politics. social
economy religion pugm the table of weo-do
boarding house. But where he printer al
the wealth of knowledge
NOR the of dignity the shirt.
bes OF the profession the utmost friendship and affection exists
The following letter characteristic and printed herewith for the
first time in any language:
Onion Center, U. S. A-To the Honorable William Clad
stone Hicks Portable Printer En- Tour and Typo Penpoena
Dear Bill: writing this epe in proud
head of fveacre onion orchard not
yet been appred of its and lawful but isn't Onion
Center it should be, for has coming week
and working large and influential printing office
going my valse when get ready
and leave The editor the who whipped whole south
Bill and down the conederacy He has
edged times have been his midst
Some of the other soldiers have been hanging around
the of the that he the
tide. He tells stoes Bill that picture
called The Spirit of TO- Yesterday setting the
paper and he admitting how he He
got excited that set up the following:
"Married-Mr. Josh Hawkins Miss Sarah Doolttle It
society the number of dead and being
simply appalling The couple entered the parlor amid perfect
shower of bullets and every effort made to the
dead alive Upon taking their places before the
given by her father waved his
old in the throughout Immed
ae the exercises the officiating minister to the
stretcher where his to- The
goom brother acted best but got
and finally snapped off for set
OF harness:
"Today in the office and in reckless moment
handed the editor IS subscription money The then
went and became perfect spendthrift
I'm couple of hours he returned with mind in more or
less condition; his through the roof Of his hat
up elbow top coat buoned 70 the
top button of his vest his necke hanging his RIGHT
shoulder for good luck and the light of another glorious victory in
his eye.
"Then he down box fought the battle Of Get
tyburg till could smell the smoke and hear bands Dav
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the govt political appointment. am GOING To draw
cents and order the tonsoa hospital YOU drift in
about that time and help make nebate myself don't
know just how get here because don't where am
private that they had forgotten put windows IN
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possible, apparently they
the other drink Then conductor opened The
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destination told him thought 1t always paws to he
ova with the conductor when he in the door with
coupingpin his hand and you crawl out anast him
Well hoping that eating regularly that YOU will write
the first time find stamp lying around vors in the
Of truth, Edward VII s. . ss.. #z