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WHITE STAR LINE.
Proposals.
pROPOsALs WILL BE RECEIvEp Az

the Bureau OF Supplies ard Accounts Navy Depart
Washington. D. c.. until Il O'Clock November
10 1903 publicly opened Immediately Thereafter
furnish the navy yard New York y z. quantity ot
Incandsscent Illuminating outfits cable wire con-
duit tape electrical supplies bolts and
rives brushes deck scrubong brushes cotton ttne
cotton and fax Russian fax and crash, cotton
un6ershirts bsached cotton Grill buraps white muslin
kitchen crOckery and rings. layaory
fittings. glass buckets wire nails. rlsce
hardware and hand tools. rvet FORCES chain
blocks pipe cruciblss amps and lanterns. eahsr
leather betting ash cedar white pine yellow
pine and timber. brass. steel iron.
solder pig sheet tin. sheet sheet lead.
gasNet steam hose white Lead Venetian red. itnseed oil
oil concentrated I've. rCsin glue. DhOsphide %
calcium pipe fittings couplings. copper and
tubing waves. timed pears and peaches stationery.
athletic outfits.
Blank proposals furnished upon application
navy pay Office. New YOrk y Y II. 7. b. HARRIS.
General L. 5. y 10-i6-03.
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A r5vrrs1sEMEA-Ts ana ssh.seriDtionH Tor Ahs 4''D
NO. I.s64 BRoADwAf-
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PROPOSALS WILL BE RECEIVED AT THE

Bureau OF Navigation. Navy Department. Washing
D. c.. until Il O'Clock nOon "Wednesday November
1903 and publicly opened nae3isly thereafter
for Barracks built AZ ths L 5. Naval Training
Station. Newport, r Blank forms Of proposal and
speciaczrCns furnished and plans may BE
on appiieation al the Bureau OF Navigation. Navy
partu1snt Washington .. c.. the Conmsndant's ones.
Z s. Naval Training station. Newport. \ I. or az
Office Creighroa WiChs-s. architsct No. q Belle
vue Avenue. Newport R. / contractors wishing 70 BID
the work obtain complete sets % ara wings =,
sheetsl a-chtscts Office BY 5eposiElng $50 SO %
which refunded return o. 4rawilsN
II c. TAYLOR. CHEZ % Bureau. Oct -. 1903
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io,,rrtrerrsse II on "Wednesday. Nofel ~,
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PHILADELPHIA STOCKS.

Furnished by Dovyine. Rugg.es Mills No S6 wa-s;.
newborn. and No I2S south sth-s, PhiladelphiaA
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PED ID" LINE.
STEAMSHIP LINES

From New York Wednesdays. Fridays and Saturday
FOR TEXAS GEORGIA AND FLORIDA.
STRAIGHT and ROUND TRIP Tickets issued
points In Texas Colorado. Arizona California. Mexic
SC Georgia. Florida SC Delightful Excursions.
9. H MALLORY & CO. Gen. Agts-. Pier 90 Z. r. y.
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CLEVELAND & PsTTsBURG r. r. co.

Once Treasurer
Cleveland, O.. Oct. 81. 1903.
DIVIDEND NOTICE-The regular quarterly dIvi
5erd OF 4 per upon the guaranteed stock OF
Co7uarr. uayable December 1s-- 1903, viii be
paid on and after that date ct the Office Of Messrs
lvf-slovy I,anicr Co. No. SO Cedar St, New York.
70 stockholders the close of business No
,-errfe- 10tn 1903. J. Z KLOSS. Treasurer.
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Only s1C0 CASH REQUIRED.

.-- r.-s and pots for sale Borough Park an
i-'- lrfsrl.G bargains Ia one aEa Two iaiEIl
ssll--s--s' yyEST SIDE REALTY CO. LUZ f'th 81
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BOSTON STOCKS.

FURNISHED by r. L. Day & Co. No Nassau-ssA
Oct ~. Oct. 80 Oct q OCT
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sEABOARD AIR LINE RAILWAY.
once OF the Treasurer
New York Oct. 80, 1903
Refunding Collateral Trust Per Cent, Bonds
The cour.ons due November lst 1903 from the
shoTe-nauled bonds be paid and after Novem-
Der md Is03 st the Office Of the Seaboard Air Line
Pathway No Is Wall St. New York
J II. SHARP. Treasurer.
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EALED BID OR EsTIIATEs Zoe 80.

>-ltLI-D IFILI' w = MI ! w Z = u
nisnuE piles. cCnu act No sea VII y received
Con1uissouer q Docks at Pier ~ Battery Face
gn;il - ,.lrcx Il n'ay. N1vssn5er t.l&-
Fer full particulars civ Relord
SEALED BIDS UR ESTIMATES FOR PILES
Cont Nc sl6' win received oy ire ccun-aissoner
OF Decks a. TiCr Battery Plles untn q o'cocx
Monday. November O. DOS For particulars citT
Record.
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YORK. Oct % 1903 -SeaIed prop sals. rpii.
cate viii he-e u1tiI - ocicck Nov.
1893 ~ n.saicg stationery, Miscellaneous hard
and veterinary medicine. dress4ugs and
nts al per standard sarnpes a. MS depot SHARKS
bidd AMI M ruatcn nisaed a1pl cation
TO unGersivrtd Proposals be marked Proposals
Quartsrasast-r's stores oe 1Ssnef 4th 20
and addressed the U1derst-net q 8 BINGHAM,
MAJ & Q VI. Q 5. A. Depot O.. Mr.
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Brooklyn Property for Sale.
PRICE. $500.

.--re. TWO six hats ABOVE; worth SloOO; no
..sg Al SIss. en- be increased; VII! oe SOC - 11
IeH e e. -, ash. balance - aght mo! eAsc mus
b-5e ..oo.-g.- ,.far WEST SIDE REALTY ~ 10
La-- So Brooklyn
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School Agencies.

A MEXICAN AND FOREIGN TEACH CRS' AGENCY
~ supplies Professors Teachers Tutors. GOveTnesses
e.c {. Colleges Sca.als and Families Apply
Ne 7 TON r-ri0~ Square.
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
BOOSTER WAS SETTING.
Women Made Mistake And Put Him On
The Nest.

A lady, a former resident of this
place, while visiting some relatives
here, Saturday, told good joke on
herself She resides on Staten Island.
She said she didn't know anything
about chickens but neighbor had
asked her see to two hens that were
setting. She fed them and when she
thought they had been off long
enough drove them back to their nests.
One was submissive enough, but
other one rebelled. After a strug-
Sgle she pnt it on the nest herself. 1t
few off. She put it on the nest again
and there it remained.
Both were white hens and about an
hour afterward she was surprised so
see another white hen go past her
window clucking for all it was worth.
She called to the neighbours boy and
asked whose hen that was. He re-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
HAHNE & CO.
NEW STOCK EXCHANGE OPEN
Dedication of the Marble Palace OF
Finance In New York.

NEW YORK, April 22.-Pomp and
ceremony characterized the house
warming of the new Stock Exchange
today. The bankers and brokers aban-
Iloned all business for the day, and the
great mart of finance, all marble with
out and resplendent with gliding with
in, resounded with the music of sew
eral bands. an orchestra and the well
coming acclaims of the members.
The new board room is ope-third lar
ger than the old Stock Exchange mael-
strom. The ceiling is "A mass of orna-
mentation in bold relief blazing with
gold. Five hundred telephones and nu-
merous devices for facilitating the bust
ness of the new financial center of the
world have been installed. The heating
and ventilating plant is believed to be
the acme of perfection.
A great platform had been built
along the Wall street, sid" of the board
room for the accommodation of the
guests invited to attend the ceremo-
nies These visitors included most of
the distinguished representatives of
financial interests in America. Among
the especial guests were the officers of
all the banks and trust companies here
and in neighboring cities. The officers
of the principal exchanges throughout
the country had been invited and cap
tains of Industry besides
The dedicatory programme was brief,
but impressive There was band of
sixty pieces on tae main floor and two
other bands scattered through the
building. The ceremonies began at IL
O'Clock. The Rev. Dr. Morgan Dix of
Trinity church opened the exercises
with II short prayer. The building com
mittee of the exchange then formally
relinquished its charge. Il. IL. Thomas
as chairman for the building commit
tee made a short address, and Mr.
Keppler in behalf of the officers and
members responded, accepting the edi-
flee. Mayor Low was among the speak
ers
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
BRAZIL CLAIMS ACRE
Actual Possession Strength
ems Her Position.
BOLIVIA OFFERS NO OPPOSITION.
At the Outset the Brazilian Govern
ment Only Approved Foreign
Syndicate at Headquarters
of the Amazon.

WASHINGTON, April 22.-Signifi-
cant Information has reached the state
department from official sources to the
effect that Brazil is no longer content
ing herself with protest against the
establishment of a foreign syndicate of
great power on the head waters of the
Amazon, but has now come forward
with vigorous claim, backed by pos
session, that the Acre territory is actu-
ally her own.
Brazil started out. it is stated, by
urging only that the Acre territory was
in litigation. This contention was EN-
bodied in a treaty which was with
drawn by the Rio government before
ratification. From the date of with
drawaI Brazil has been increasing her
claims until she now has obtained
ment of Bolivia to the temporary oc-
cupation of the region by Brazilian
troops pending the final settlement of
the dispute by negotiation.
OF considerable assistance to Brazil
in the assumption of this advanced po-
sition with respect to the Acre ques-
tion has been the fact that the terri
tory in dispute is inhabited solely by
Brazilians. Surrender of all the Bo-
livian garrisons stationed in Acre was
accomplished by the insurrection there
last winter, and upon the establish
ment of the modus vivendi Placido
Castro, the revolutionary leader, of
fered his services to the federal au-
thorities and since has acted as the
governor of the district pending the
arrival of government troops. There
is no hope in official quarters that
these insurgent troops will be dis
armed by the Brazilian government as
long as President Pando of Bolivia
continues his march toward Acre.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
NEWS ITEMS.

Miss Sallie Heston, of Mechanics
vile, attended reception given by
Miss Mclaughlin dancing class at
New Brunswick Saturday afternoon.
Miss Carrie Martin, professional
nurse, of Brooklyn, is visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. s. Martin, of
Bordentown avenue.
Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Kerr and chill
dren, OF Brooklyn, are visiting Mrs.
Kerr's sister, Mrs. Mont Willett, of
George street.
The quarantine was taken off Hess
house in David street, Monday,
It is rumored on good authority that
factory is to be started here through
the efforts of @. Fl. Buckalew, real
estate dealer 1t will employ about
200 hands.
Charles Roses cottage, occupied by
g. M. Church, on Broadway, is get
ting new coat of paint. Hillman
has the contract.
Miss Woodruff, of New Brunswick,
is visiting Mrs. Gilliand, of Main
street.
Mrs. Lucitt, of Augusta street, has
sent her little girl to school in New
York, where she will also receive
treatment for an injury received when
she had a bad fall some time ago and
the upper part of her spine was twist
ed, affecting her speech.
Miss Angel, of Jersey City, has
retorned home after delightful visit
with Miss Gertie Petty, of Second
street.
Orlando Perrine, Jr, of Broadway,
and William H. Thompson, of Second
street, enjoyed spin on their wheels,
to Union Valley, Sunday.
Joseph Roe and wife, of Borden
town avenue, have rented P. Mona
CHAN 8 house on Stevens avenue and
will take possession as soon as it is
finished.
| Miss Vera Minturn is the guest of
Miss Carrie Everett, of Henry street
The South Amboy bowling teams
are going to play the Keyport team in
the near future and are very anxious
to beat them.
Miss Marv E. Roddy, of David
street, is visiting her aunt, Mrs.
Morris, of Newark.
Some of the residents of Mechanics
Vile are very desirous that the place
be called West Amboy, number of
them are already calling it that. They
are tired of the former name.
Garrett Slower, of Elizabeth, spent
Sunday with his parents on Borden
town avenue.
Samuel Newton, Jr.., was South
Amboy visitor Sunday.
The road to Morgan was perfect
thoroughfare from this place Sunday,
and lined with people. 1t was such a
fine day that many wore their new
Spring costumes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
Those Flat Wheels.

The fiat wheels of the M. & S.
Tarotion Co.'S cars running into and
from the borough, are great annoy
ance. One party residing on Broad
way saws the ceilings of their parlor
aud dining room have become loosened
and almost ready to fall down and
they lay it to the jarring they get
when the cars pass by. One of the
councilmen says the wheels are square
instead Of fat. 1t is time some action
was taken regarding them.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
The worlds Fair Parade.

ST. LOUIS, April 22.-Major General
Henry C. Corbin, adjutant general, u.
S. A., who will be grand marshal of
the military parade during the worlds
fair dedication exercises, has entered
upon the work of preparing for that
part of the ceremonies. General Bates
will be in command of the regulars" ,"
said General Corbin, with General
Grant in command of the First bri-
gade and General Kobbe of the Sec
ond. l have not yet been informed of
ficially of the exact number of troops
that will be here, but l presume they
will number in the aggregate 10000"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22

piled that it was one of the two hens
that were setting. Knowing that she
had shut them up, she told him he
was mistaken. To prove it she went
to the hen house and triumphantly
showed him the two hens setting
quietly on the eggs.
"Why that's the white rooster, ;"
exclaimed the boy, pointing to the
one he had had troublpe with, but
finally conquered.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
TELEPHONE co. WOULD
+. ENTER SOUTH AMBOY.
Asked For a Franchise At Meet
ing of Borough Council
Last Night.

The regular meeting of the Borough
Council was held in Borough hall last
night.
Present-Mayor Muirhead, Council
men Gordon, Haines, Hoffman and
Kerr, Clerk Birmingham and Coun-
sellor Pearse.
sex Telephone and Telegraph Company
was presented, signed by 1. J. Mande-
vile, vice president.
On motion of Councilman Kerr the
petition was received. The Mayor
called for remarks. Counsellor Ooen
urged the council to rapidly consider
the petition and point out what would
be necessary to the speedy granting of
the franchise, claiming that it would
be of great Importance to the citizens
of this borough. M further action
was taken.
A communication from General
Truax Post G. A. r. asking for some
aid to carry out the program on Dec
oration Day was received.
Application for license to keep a
saloon by Wycuss Wizack received
and granted by the Mayor, all voting
in the affirmative.
Bonds of John Jacobs and Henry
Parisen were received and accepted.
Committee on Ordinance which was
directed at the last meeting to draft
an ordinance regarding the running
of cars with fiat wheels through the
borough, presented an ordinance for
bidding the use of any cars with fat
wheels under penalty o.. .$s5 for each
offense.
The nomination of Assessor was
taken up and after several ballots
which ended in tie between Patrick
Campion and G. w. Oliver, the mayor
decided in favor of Patrick Campion.
He was elected.
A voucher from the N. Y. and L.
B. R. r. for $19 and the Central R.
R. of N. J. for $7.04 was received and
turned over to the collector.
Councilman Kerr made an effort to
have the ordinance of the Hudson and
Middlesex Telephone and Telegraph
Company taken up for first reading,
but OIL motion of Councilman Haines
it was laid over till the next meeting.
The resolution by Councilman Hoff-
man, authorizing the borough council
to purchase seven tons of four inch
water pipe for the purpose of con-
tinuing the present water main from
Gordon street to a point near the
Pottery of HI. @. Perrine, was carried.
An agreement between James Con-
logue and the borough of South Am
boy was received relative to the re
moval of gravel bought by the bor-
ough, giving five years in which to
do the work. The clerk was author
lied to have the agreement properly
executed and recorded.
The council is to meet on the 28th
of May as committee of the Whole
regarding the water question.
On motion of Councilman Gordon
the Committee on Streets was author
lied to notify Henry Wolff to move
his fence on Washington avenue to it's
proper place and to notify also the
Middlesex & Somerset Traction Co
to move their track to the center of
the street
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
Mexican Earthunnke, Ten pead.

CITY OF MEXICO, April 22-Ter
workmen engaged in making tunne
on the Mexican Centrals extension at
Tuxpam, in the state of Jalisco, lost
their lives iI cave in caused by sew
eral earthquake shocks coming in rap
i'd successioh The first shock caused
the falling Of interior working, and
when the gang of workmen went to
clear away the debris they We're caught
by a second cave in, which resulted
from fresh shocks.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
MINERS ORDERED TO WORK.
Mine WOrkers' Convention Hopes to
Adjust All Grievances.

Adjust All Grievances.
WILKESBARRE, Pa, April 22.-
The executive boards of the three an
thracite districts of the United Mine
Workers of America, in convention
here, issued Instructions that all mine
workers now on strike or locked out
return to work Immediately pending
an adjustment of all differences by the
board of conciliation provided for by
the anthracite coal strike commission.
District Presidents T. ID. Nichols of
Scranton, w. H. Dettry of Hazleton
and John Fahy of Shamokin were Sc
lected as the miners representatives
on the board of conciliation. The board
is to consist of six members, three ap-
pointed by the operators and three by
the miners.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
A Large Seal Catch.

ST. JOHNS. n. r., April 22.-The
seal fishery this year will result in a
total catch of at least 315,000 seals as
against .274,000 seals caught last year.
The price this year is higher. The total
value of the sealing product last year
amounted to 1888, 900. 1t will probably
reach $1,O00,000 this year. If 1T does it
will have been the most successful seal
hunt in the history of the colony.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
Lee Expected In 81. Louis.

ST. LOUIS, April 22.-The st. Louis
grand jury has temporarily adjourned
to enable Circuit Attorney Folk to give
attention to the trial of the local boo
dlers' cases. Mr.. Folk held confer
ence with Robert e. Lee respecting the
return of his brother, Lieutenant Gov
ernor Lee. After the conference Mr..
Folk said he expected Governor Lee to
return to st. Louis Thursday or Fri
day.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
Municipal Reformers I'm Detroit.

DETROIT, Mich. April 22-About a
hundred prominent workers for muni-
cipal reform are in Detroit from all
over the United States to attend the
ninth annual meeting of the National
Municipal league. which convened in
the Hotel Cadillac convention hall this
afternoon for three days session.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
Landowners Like wyndham's Bill.

LONDON, April 22.-The Irish land
owners convention accepts the new
. Irish land bill as the largest and most
liberal measure ever offered Ireland
by any government and urges parlia-
ment to pass it, with reasonable
amendments, as great enabling act
The success of the measure will de-
pend to great extent upon the spirit
in which it is received by the tenants.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22

BAKERSFIELD, Cal, April pal
Hulse, the eX-convict accused of the
murder of Deputy Sheriff Tibbett and
City Marshal Packard. has become
raving maniac in the county Jail. Late
at night he began shrieking for help,
declaring he was entirely innocent.
Hulse it is alleged, is victim of the
opium habit and, it is thought, depri-
walton of the drug caused the attack.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22

LACROSSE, Wis, April pa fire
which broke out late last night in the
city's largest department store spread
to adjoining buildings and was not
checked until damage to the extent of
$750,0O0 had been done; cause of the
fire unknown.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22

WASHINGTON, April 22.-General
Charles f. Humphrey, recently ap-
pointed quartermaster general of the
army. will start for San Francisco on
the transport Sherman, which leaves
Manila tomorrow. General Humphrey
Is expected to reach this city early in
June.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22

NEW YORK. April % Mr.. Chow
Tszchi, the Chinese minister to Cuba,
las arrived from Havana by the steam
er Mexico.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
Adequate supply.

"Henpee &as given up smoking, eh 4?
That takes good deal of will power"
"Yes; his wife has it. Puck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-04-22
TOILET PAPER.
TOILET GOODS.

Extra fine quality Toilet Soap assorted odors, 8
cakes in box, at. ~...,................... 2Oc
Cosmo Buttermilk Soap, regular Sc at.......... sc
Hahne q Co. superior quality Tooth Powder, reg.
=, ~ aC. .................Z 10
DIR. Charlcs's Flesh Food, reg. SOC box at. 39c
Wood Handle Bristol Shaving Brushes, re@4A VAL iOc
Fehrs Compound Talcum Powder, capy6lated Ageg
15c at.....................N~ at. N~1~,.....
Flotla Floating Bath Soap reg, &c at ...... s. 12c
Babeskin Iacum Powder, reg. SC, at. ......... Sc
Sozodont large size reg 75c at at t............ acc
Munyon's Witch Hazel Soap regular loo at t0c
Extra Large Size Jar of Rivera Violet Talcum Pow
der at 49,. ................... .25cr
La Prmera Spanish CASTLE Soap, white reg. SOC box
at; .:....;." ............... ............. 3sc
Solid Wood Back Hair Brushes assorted STYLES reg .
$50 at: :....:.....:. .................... .45cs
500 Fine Olive Wood Back Nail Brushes reg. 100 val
at .............. .i5c
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-07-12

the ability to say bright things in an
original manner. Men do admire thor
oughly nice. unselfish girls The girl
who holds herself in a high state OF
Importance. who wants the best seat on
the coach, the most comfortable arm
chair. the most attention in every way.
is not apt TO be admired for long. One
Of the most desirable men I know was
won by the unselfish behavior Of a girl
who denied herself at the last moment
the pleasure Of a ride in order that an
other girl might go.
But girls don't always appreciate
this. They think - especially the
younger ones - that a delightfully."-
wicked and blsse air is what will in
terest their admirers: simplicity.
wholesomeness and all that sort of
thing they look down upon with scorn.
In their dress they try as much as pos
sihle 10 ape the rather loud young
matron, and they do their best to be
as sporty, as epigrammatic and as
clever as she. l use the word clever
I'm its most unpleasant and designing
sense.
It's all a tremendous mistake and il
drives the eligible men more and more
20 the married women
I'll tell you what. II have 10 have
sophisticated conversation and sophis-
ticated ways. I'm going to have the
real thing" one rather blunt old bache-