Arizona republican., 1903-04-12

ed States iV America, huroo, saw; I'll.
coachman. That MANI saws tb, sin.
try. To tn kitchen dure with We
waiter he says. Well, tn ambasso
dure stifled his rage an attimpted %
explain about himsilf an TIL sintry run
him in. Yes. sir, he run in tn ambas-
sadure " these United States an thew
was JUS about to take his phottygraft
an sind him off in tn Black Maria TO
Sibeerya whin a gran jock come alone
an identified him an they let him go.
He hurrid to tn throne room where
Nicholas Gar " Rooshya was settin'
on his rile throne, an took his place
in line. TIL ambassad ure iv England
wore tn gOrjous UNIFORM iv his sta
ton til ambassadure iv France jingled
with medals tn ambassadure iv Chiuv
wore pink an green tea gown Wan
lie wan they was PRESENTED an tn Car
omplimented thin on their clothes.
Very tasty, Lord Ronald 'Handsom ;
pants ye're wearin' this day, Veecont.-
! Ling Ching. me wife, tn CZaretta.
wants me to ask We TIL name iv ye'e-
dhressmaker.' Eut whin tn ambass,
dure iv tn United States bent his prou1
I knee befure tn Car, tn naughty mon.
arch said with an evil smile: Carson
bring tn check. Oh he wint on pre-
tindin to JUS recognize Charleymanc
Tower, 4 didn't know We at first L
{ thought We was tn waiter he says.
Loud an long was tn laughter pro-
voked be this kingly sally TIL jest
flew like wildfre through tn crowd
Fair ladies smiled behind their fans
Z ri w.
IBIS says tn Princess Olgoinskia with
q maddenin smile. What is tn title
iv tn king iv yeer country. Misthe-
Tower drawled Lord Ronald in his
mos supercilyous tones Is it head
waiter? he says. 'Mong doo,' said tn.
Veecont: America, it is large res
thrant, amt it :? he says. TIL air was
filled with cries iv Waiter Here you
S-s-st,' Boy, tn bill. Amt I niver
goin' to get that pie?' An so on.
Charleymayne Tower hurried firm tn.
room. While he was standin' at tn
dure iv tn palace an lookin' down with
horror on his broadcloth pantaloons, .
gran' jock came behind him, tapped
him on tn shoulder an said. Can
Grand Jock Oscaroffski's hack an DE
quick about it." Charleymayne Tower
cud bear no more. He leaped firm tn
scene " his disaster an calm drof-
sky, babe tn dhriver haste at wanst to
tailor mans. There he ordhered tt
suit l tell We about. Wan week Iate>
q tall, magnificently attired man
sthrode into tn rile chamber. It was
tn American ambassadure. AS he
marched along a buzz ~ excitement
ran acrost that splindid room. Tn
English ambassadure turned with IN
cath an left tn rile prisince. 'Maly-
diction,' says tn Veecont Boulbaze.
LIE stuff is off, Tn gran duchess
Olgarina give a passionate cry an
tainted. Tn American anbassadure
sthrode on unmindful iv tn excitement
TIL Car who is a prudent husband,
sint his wife firm tn ROOM Thin step
pin firm tn throne, he advanced to
meet tn representative ", a great
people. TIL ambassadure was prepar-
in to kneel whn tn monarch said:
Nay, Charleymayre, kneel not to me
in thin pants on this f1ure. Rather
shrd l kneel to thee, FIR niver since
king an tailor jined together to rule tn
Wurruld, has human legs been encasei
in so happy a pair iv boomers. At
last America takes its thrue station
among tn nations iv tn earth That
night tn threaty was signed be which
tn Car agreed to sind three millyon
Rooshyan jews to this country befure
tn first iv May an Lord Ronald hurlei
himsilf firm tn great Popolapotcheff
bridge into tn Neva afther shootin' his
tailor. Now they have promoted Char