Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19
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Stranger-Do sou think you can get
me on the pension list? Lawyer (ehcer-
fuilyl--Oh. / guess So. But we may
have to get you naturalized first
BaZar,
Its distinction; City man-How shall
know which house it is? Suburbanite
You'll be able to tell easily enough,
It's the only one in the neighborhOod
that hasn't For Sale sign ON it,
Puck.
Actor Hurry. or Wen miss the
train Actress can. find my tlia-
mondS or my purse. Actor oh, well,
never mind. Actress-Yes. but the
purse had ten dollars In it, New York
Weekly.
Tie schedule: Newcastle Was there
any romance connected with your en-
gagcment? ngerheld-Romancc /
proposed TO her at S45 and she ac-
ccptcd me precisely at 9:l5-Detrot
Free Press
But why did you not send for The
doctor next door when YOU became
forget answered. the sufferer, that
have been learning to play the cornet
recently. Puck
\ good point: lie There is one
thing in particular like about spin
STEERS, She What is that? He-Thcy
never bore a fellow by telling him how
they used to do this and that before he
was born. Tit Bits.
George, lid you know that ! was
going 10 marry your sister," We'll
heard her say so, but she's had that
idea about so many other fellows that
didL't feel Sure about il till you told
me, - Brooklyn Life.
Say pa" queried little Billy Bloc
bumper. what's an echo?" AN echo,
my son" replied She old man, with n
sigh long drawn out. us the only thing
that can tiim-fam Il woman out of the
last word.-'rhe Tyre
\ beautiful romance headed on:
You don't mean To tell me you rescn-
ed young lady from drowning and
didn't even stop TO learn her name"
That's what / did My wife was
there when | got the girl ashore" -
Ex.
Fuddy~-Aren't YOU going TO take any
notice of the lihelous charges that
have been circulated about your"
buddy on your life If | did
they might come to the knowledge OF
somebody who had not heard them
Boston Transcript.
An Incidental revenge: Did your
son really elopef" Yes, and It's sBch
blow But there's one thing about
it that brings me a little consolation"
What's that?" He eloped with that
odi0us Mrs SINNERS hired girl'-
Cleveland Plaiu-Dcaler.
Courtroom effects: The lawyer-Of
course. my dear madam The great
thing In Il case of this sort is 30 in
troducc something into the evidence
that viii appeal to the jury The lady
oh! shall change my costume
every day. Brooklyn Life.
THAT womans boss Of the ward all
right" said the first repeater. In the
days of female suffrage, and she's
regular terror, aint she?" That's
whatr' replied the other; II wanted 81
for my vote, and she wouldn't gimme
more'n Si9S. Philadelphia Press.
1T was careless of me 20 say that
| admired Bacon" remarked the young
woman with glasses. Did you offend
some Shakespearean student?" No.
II was Il Chicago pork packer. lie
frigidly remarked that he didn't care
to talk shop. - Washington Star
Life prescrver: Put-Oi say, Moike,
PLAT do yez call that big round thing
ON Their back Of that auto billy2 Mike
-Shure, an that's an ixtry toire, II
wan should burst, yez haythen. Pat
Begorra. an Oi fought IL war loife
preserver. philadelphia Telegraph.
4 journalist sat for many weary
minutes In the waiting room of one OF
our medical celebrities His patience
at an end, he called the servant and
said My man, just go In and tell your
master that if / am not admitted in
five minutes l shall he well again.
Tx.
wait second" she said, as she
stepped into the store. Certainly" he
replied. and when he had been uptown,
looked through his mail, spent two
hours on Change, and taken luncheon
at the club, he returned and found her
just emerging from the door -Clncin-
natl Commercial Tribune.
Time up 10 date: Il have been
thinking" said Father Time, "of aban-
doning the scythe as an emblem"
Abandoning the scythci" said the
goddess aurora, who is always on
hand early 10 greet the old gentleman.
Yes Don't you think an alarm clock
would be more appropriateP' Judge.
Did you hear about the game work
ed on Harker in the skyscraper this
morning? Some sleek chap walked IN
and told Hariser IL he'd give him an
umbrella he'd go up TO the roof and