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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-12-17

Concern is being expressed in ship
ping circles regarding the safety of the
oriental liner Indrapura, which was
due to arrive at Victoria, B. c., four
days ago The vessel sailed from Yo-
lcohama November rs, The passage
seldom requires more than II days, and
now that more than 20 have elapsed,
1t Is natural that uneasiness should. be
felt by owners and others interested.
There is no settled conviction that the
lndrapura has met with disaster, but
that she is delayed by heavy storms,
is not unlikely. Upon arriving at Vic
toria the liner will disembark number
of passengers and then she will pro-
ceed down the coast to the Columbia.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-12-17

The ballot boxes that were used at
Hammond yesterday in the special cleo
ton were brought up to town by
Harvey Thompson. The vote cast was
%. At Warrenton seven otes were cast
and Skipanon polled eight.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-12-17

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The Minneapolis journal., 1903-03-13
. CAPITAL CULLINGs

The government fishery expert after visit
70 the Alaskan waters, states that the supply
shows no hint Of ceasing. Salmon fisheries are
as good ever after years of use.
The postoffce at Rowbells and Souris. in North
Dakota, have been advanced to the presidential
class, to take effect April /. Also the post
offices at Black Duck and Sparta, in Mime
eeta.
An. additional clerk Of the $500 grade is al
lowed the saltwater postoffce, the salary Of one
clerk increased 5000 and the salaries of two
clerks Increased 800. The salaries of five clerks
in the Ninona office are increased S1OO each.
Arthur L. Butler has been appointed regular
carrier and Nell +. Snyder substitute on the
rural route to be established at Hector. Mimi.
on the 18th. Also Henry Case regular, and
William Case. substitute. on the rural route at
Loretto, MINI.
There are large number Of petitions pending
for the establishment of rural free delivery in
Minnesota. Wisconsin AID the Dakotas, but 1t
will be impossible for the department. to act on
ali Of them 1t is probable that from 800 to
600 routes will be established in Minnesota dur
ing the coming fiscal year.
Members of the committee on banking and cur
reucy Of the house. who are still in the city, have
had several talks with President Roosevelt in re-
gard to financial legislation in the next congress
10 ward off financial stringency in the future.
Students Of finance fear that the lack of elias.
Eticity in currency will cause some serious times
In the financial world during the next ten or
twelve months, .'.--
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-03-13
BILL FOR A CHARTER
Project Of the Midland Railway
Company Before the Legisla-
ture of Manitoba.
Measure Read Third Time and
Passed After Some Remarks
%' by Gree4way.

Special to The Journal 4 ..-s,. .a X
Winnipeg. Man, March 13.-At yester-
days sitting of the Legislature the bill
respecting the Midland Railway compan ny
OF Manitoba. of which G. E. Hamilton Of
st, Paul Is promoter. passed it's various
readings. On motion of James Johnson
the house went into committee to consider
the bill
Thomas Greenway rose to object on the
as to whether the company was bona fide.
With the information he had he did not
think there was sufficient protection to
the people in the proposed charter.
Robert Rogers. minister OF public works,
while he did not disclose who the ha ckers
of the road were. assured Mr.. Greenway
that the government. was disposed to
bring about early construction. but to
bind the company to. proceed within year
and to do a certain amount of work. a s
suggested. would be precedent that had
never been known in the past He did
not believe that it would in any way affect
the minds of the men behind the road.
who we're regarded by the government as
being both responsible and competent ,
In regard to making locations, subject
to the approval of the lieutenant governor
in council, that would also be without
precedent. The company applying for the
charter were asking for no aid to build
Its. lines: it merely asked for a, charter,
and go long as the government was as
sured of its responsibility and good faith
there; was no benefit to be gained by
embodying the suggestions made.
The bill was then read through without
further interruption. and. on being re-
ported and received, was read third time
and passed.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-03-13
White Goods

English Mercerized Oxford
are one of the prettiest
weaves of the season for shirt
waists and shirt waist suits,
25C a yard.
Nercerized Hemstitched Eta
mine, looks like a silk mater
ial, and makes fetching waists
and dresses. 4Oc yard.
rE Linen Place. Main Floor.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-03-13
500 Line Change In Time and Train Serv-
.-'+ Ice March Is.

:. After above date trains 1o5 and 1906 the
North Dakota Express running between
MINNEAPOLIS and Bismarck, N. D. will
ruin through to Moose Jaw, ASA. and in
termediate points, with palace sleeping
car, leaving local station, 5th av, and
Washington, 9:10 p. M. arriving 6:55 a.
M, except Sunday. Connections will be
made at Hankinson for Bismarck, N. D.
The Pacific Express will continue to
leave the Milwaukee station, Sd av s and
Washington, at 9:45 a. m. daily. i
( Double train service to North Dakota
and the Canadian Northwest. @-t..
Train "a, the Rhinelander local, will
leave local station at g. M; except
Sunday instead Of 955 a. m. as at pres
ent.
!. For further particulars inquire at
ticket office, 119 Sd st s.
There are many forms of nervous debil-
Eity in men that yield to the use of Car
Eter's Iron Pills Those who are troubled
with nervous weakness. night sweats, etc.
should try them.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-03-13
Wash Fabrics

Splash. Suiting in narrow
stripe with splash effect, is one
of. the most attractive novelties
shown this spring; new shades,
25c quality at 18c.
Imported Swiss novelties, Flem-
ish lace stripes and st. Gall
Tissues, about 100 styles Of the
30c, 35c and 40c grades, 19c.
e#Third Ave-, Main Floor
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
Why She Resigned.
Staten Island Rapid Transit r. r.

Time Table in effect on and after May II, 1903
Perth Amboy to New York Leave foot of
Smith st. daily except Sundays and. Legal
Holiday D 10, 6l2 6.58, 1885, 735, s .05, 8, IS
955, 1888, and l1.55 a m. II IS, / 55 $50, 3.55,
4.3J $50, 6.47, 7.55, s.55, 9.55, 11.2O F. NJ,
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
6.t5, 7.55, $50, 9.25, 1905, 1885 f1.55 A. M. l2.55.
l;5525 90, 800, 4.55, 5.35, 6.I5, 6.55, 7.35, 6.l5,9.15,
10.t0,P. NJ.
New York to Perth Amboy:-Leave foot of
Whitehall St. daily except Sunday and Legal
Holidays, 1875, $50, s OO, 800, 1906, 100 a. m.
1890 10 100, $50, $3.50, 4. 30. $40, $50 5.45,
6.35, 7.90, $40, 10 100, 11.05 *12. Is.
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
Leave New York; 05, 500, $40. $50, 1920, II 90,
12.e0,a.m 1.00, 2.G0, 8.ep, 400, 500, GOO, 6.35,
7.15, 7.55, S.35, 935, 1890, II. As, pm.
Fe FRY between Perth Anboy and Tottenville-
leave Perth Amboy daily x5. Is, K ,12, 6.32,
x6:5S, KISS, ks 05, x8.55. K so, 1925, .x10.5 So
xll:55 a: m. xl2 %, xI.55, ego, x2 90, x3 30,
x4.30, Ks 81, 600, x6l Az z. 25, II. IS, Ks S., x9. SIS,
1910 XII .20,p. m. 1924 am.
Sundaysand Legal Holidays 3 els, x6'55. KISS,
x8.50, x9.25, xl .05, o. 80, x10. IS, < II. SIS. a. IN.
xl2.55, x1 SIS, X. 55,x 355, x4.55, Ks. 35, x6 Is,
$3.50 x7.S5. x0.l5, x9.l5, 9.35, xi0 30. II ,a-p.m.
l2.15,a. m.
Leave Tottenville daily x1 80, 5.55, 6.22, 6.42
x7.10. 7.50 ks. Is, x9. 10, x10.05, 10. 40, XII .O5 q,
m. xl2.O5, x1,O5,x .05, II. IS, x3.40, 4.10, x4.4O,
x5.4o, x6.18, x6.55, x 7.40, xS.40, $40, 1929,
xll.1O, p, m; x12;l5 xl,S A. NJ.
x9.05, $40. x10.l5, x10.45, x11,35, a. m. x12 Is,
xl.15,x 2.l5, x3.15, x4.10. x5.10, 5.55. x6.20
x7.10,x7.50 xS.3), x9.22, x9 so, xl0. 45, xii, 40 J..
m x1l.40,p IN. x12. 49, an
Legal holidays only
xTrain Connection.
J. VAN SMITH, P. II. CASSIDY,
Receiver Gen'l Traffic Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
PROVERBS UP TO DATE.
Sapient Sayings from EverybOdy's
= Magazine That Are in Pace
with the Times.

Better swallow your good jest than
lose your good friend.
Sweet are the uses of adversely, bit
ter are the uses of prosperity.
The rising generation owes much to
the inventor Of the alarm clock.
If vanity we're a deadly disease, every
undertaken woul6 buy fast horses.
When the last trump sounds some
woman will ask Gabriel to wait a min
ute.
A good field of corn is one thing a
farmer doesn't care to have crowed over.
The Dead March is not necessarily the
one that the musicians have murdered.
The oil of insincerity is more to be
dreaded than the vinegar of ~vitupera-
ton.
A walk may improve your appetite,
but a tramp will eat you out Of house
and home.
The man who cannot be beaten is he
who holds up his head when he has
been beaten.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
WORSE THAN THE PAIN.
of Having Her Beauty
MARRIED Caused Woman of Spar
tan Endurance to Faint.

A w~ell-known society woman, living
in Central Park West, has always prid-
ed herself on her Spartan Indifference
to pain. Never does she murmur when
headache or rheumatism or a bruise of
any sort happens to be her portion.
But she had a new experience a day
or two ago, and 10Y admits the truth
of the saying that a woman's tenderest
point is her vanity, relates the New
York Mail and Express.
She had been visiting at a friends
house in Rye, and while watching two
young men of the family practicing
with a baseball, was struck squarely in
the eye by a ball, which was missed by
the man to whom it was thrown. at
hurt me awfully for a few moments"
said she in telling the story, ''but 1
bore it without flinching. Everyone
rushed around with cold water and va
rious indictments, and then suddenly
some one said: i do hope, Mrs. Blank,
that your nose isn't injured
81 gave one scream" said the lady,
"and then tainted. The thought of my
personal appearance suffering was too
much. didn't mind the pain, al
though it was intense, but the mere
suggestion that my nose might be
made permanently crooked was too
much. And l believe any other WON
an would have felt the same way
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
INGENIOUS BEGGARS.
Even the Child Mendicants of Italy
Are Up to All Sorts of Sly
Schemes.

1t is hard to beat the beggar game
In Italy. A f1eet-footed urchin grabbed
a girl, and bounded like a chamois
over an intervening short cut, heading
us off at the mex turn. He and his
maiden fell into a ~fox-trot by the side
of the carriage, relates a writer in the
Argonaut.
Look, noble gentleman" he began,
'look, beautiful lady! See the little
~ragazza-the poor girl-have pity on
her! See, noble signor-you cannot
refuse to give her something-your
heart is too good, you are too gener-
GUS, too noble, too handsome, to re-
fuse. Have pity on her dreadful state,
for look-she has n gray eye and
one black one!"
We stopped the carriage. 1t was
true. The maiden had indeed parti-
colored eyes, in addition to which she
rejoiced in a most appalling squint. 1
gave her one copper.
Hereupon her escort set up a howl
at being ignored.
"But why should you have any
thing?" l asked.
"You ought to give me two coppers,"
he replied, with a twinkle, for l have
two black eyes, and she has only one."
1 was vanquished. I gave him his
two coppers. l don't believe in beg
CARS, but l think he earned them.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
AUSTRIAN A M SCHEME,
Overfed by sympathetic Farmers He
Resorts to Trickery to Obtain
Transportation.

Bohemia possesses a specimen of
the genus tramp which it is doubtful
if ever America, it's native habitat, can
duplicate. He is a young man quite
well known in the neighborhood of
Kolin, and who had a record for pedes-
trianism that gained him much adj
miration and a fairly full stomach
most of the time, reports the New
York Journal.
Through being overfed by sympa-
thetic farmers and village people the
man recently became too fat and in
dolent to put one foot before the other.
Patience having ceased to become a
virtue with the people of Kolin, the
youth found it necessary to move on.
Being too tired to walk, he con-
ceived the audacious idea of getting a
free railroad ride-audacious because
Sloyes wink at the schemes of tramps.
Having decided to go to Vienna the
young man calmly went to the police
station in Kolin and gave himself up
as the murderer of a young woman in
the Austrian capital. He al prompt
ly seized and transported in comfort
to his destination, where it was soon
discovered that no such murder had
occurred.
A short term in prison for the tech
meal offense of contempt of court was
all that the tramp had to pay for his
ride. He showed his appreciation by
smiling broadly when sentenced.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
REVIVAL OF THE DEAD.
Noted Physician Believes 1t Possible
to Bring Some Defunct Per-
sons Back to Life.

DR.. Roberto. Kemp, a physician of
repute, has lately brought before the
New York Academy of Science an ac-
count of some interesting experiments
which he has been conducting on lines
which were suggested some time ago
by DR.. Pruss. He asserts that he be-
lieves it possible, in many cases, to
bring back persons to life and to per-
manent recovery who are apparently
dead. His method, which he has al
ready successfully practiced on dogs,
is to make a small incision between
two of the ribs, and to thrust two
fingers into the wound until they touch
the heart. That organ is then pressed
against the ribs, and it's natural motion
is initiated by a kind of massage. At
the same time a saline solution is in
fused into the patient, and respiration
is induced by a special form of pump,
a tube from which is thrust into the
windpipe. Under this treatment dogs
which have been chloroformed to such
an extent that no p~ulsation is per-
ceptible have been brought back to life
in II instances out of %. 1t is true
that when DR.. Kemp tried the same
procedure in the case of a human be-
ing, about a year ago, he failed to re-
suscitate the patient; but he believes,
with the added experience which he
has since had, that the method would
now prove successful in his hands.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
READING
NEW JERSEY CENTRAL
Corrected to May II 1903
TRAINS LEAVE PERTH AMBOy

For New York, Newark and Elizabeth .
500 Thursdays & Saturdays to New York
(only) IS, III, 7.45, New York (only) 7.5S s.5s
9 81, Ills, a. ~, II SO 1908 / 10, 8 % 4 50, 90,
6 20, z DO, S 90, 9 So, p. In. sundays, 8 10, s 81,
q. m. s 20, 9 AZ, p. m.
Brook, Z II, $3.50, II IS, 1l.59 a m l 10, 8 90 p. m
Sundays, 8 81 a. %. 8 30 p. m.
Fol Long Branch, ocean Grove. etc. 5.N
9 20, q. m. 1922, 227, 8 SO, 4 Al 5 Is, 6 SO, Red
Bank (only) 7le,(12.S6 Wednesdays and Sun
days only .. m Sundays 9 IS, a. m. 4 81 p. m.
For Freehold, S 07, 3 20 =, M, i2.2a : q, 5.15
p. m.
Additional trains for Red Bank 5 Is p. m. 6.ss
P. NJ. For South Amboy Z IL, 9 20 a. m. 22i, 8 sc,
4 ii p m. 8 10, 5.52 $3.50.
Through tickets TO all points at lowest rates
may be hsd on application IN advance TO thu
ticket SCENT at chs station.
W. g, BEsLER, Vice-Pres. & General Manager
n. NJ. Burr, General Passenger Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
AEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD

LEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD
Time Table in erect Aug. 8, 1908.
Stations in New York, foot OF Cortlandt, De.
brosses and " dst 23rd streets, Penna. r, ;
Ferries,
TRAINS LEAVE STATE STREET. srAT1ox.
FOR NEW YORK.
e.l0, 500 am 4.20 pm. I.So pm. daily connect
VIII way train for Bound Brook, Maucb Chunk
Weatherly, Hazelton Pottsvllle and intermedi
ate points.
FOR SOUTH PLAINFIELD.
$40. 500, a. m. 1850, 4. 20, p. m. 81 Gays
s 80 a, N 100. els p. m:
FOR OTHER POINTS,
SEQ a. m. Daily Except Sunday Connect with
trAlI express tor EasJon, Bethlehem Allen.
town, Pottsville, Buffalo. Niagara Falls and Chi
q go. Parlor Car New York to Buffalo, con-
meets with local train for all points east of
Mauch Chunk.
s.35 a. m. Sundays only. Express train for
Pennington jet.
4.@ p. N. DAILY Except Sunday Express fol
for wilkes Barre, scranton, Hazelton,
and principal intermediate stations.
6.15 p. Ii. Sundays only Through train for
Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Suspension Bridge
and Chicago, connects tor New York.
TRAINS LEAVE SOUTH PLAINFIELD
FOR PERTH AMB0Y.
90, a. n. S.45, 500, $50, D. m. Sundays.
10. IS a. m, 500, $50 70. m. Trains arrive Perth
Amboy-9.3O a. M, 6.104.05, SIS, $40 p. m. Sun
day, 1857 a. M, 5. rs, $40 d. m.
Tickets sold to all Western Points.
For further information apply to tickle
agents.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
RARlTAN TRACTION co.
Time Table IN Effect Sept. Is, 1902.

Cars leave Metuchen for Perth Anboy and all
points East to Boynton Beach at 5 ana IS minu-
tes gast each hour from "a m. to S.35 p. m, and
from s IS 10 11.35 p. IN. at 3o minutes past the
hour
Cars leave Keasbey school for Metuchen at 5
and 80 Minutes past each hour from ea. m. o
$50 p m. and every hour from s to l1.SJ p. m.
Cars leav Kcasbey for all points East every
IS minutes
Cars leaves Bridge at Woodbridge Greek for
KeasoeY at foot of Smith Street every 80 minu-
les from els a. m, TO II 40 2. m.
Cars leave Bridge at Woodbridge Creek for
Metuchen on the even hour and half hour from 6
a m. to Z 30 p. m. and on the half hour only
from 7.S0 60 II p. m.
Cars leave Staten Island Ferry for Metuchen
and Keasbey School at IS and as Minutes past
each hour from 6a. m. to s D. m. and from 5 to
/ p. m. at As minutes only and for keasbey at
foot of Smith Street at 8 and 50 minutes pastthe
hour.
Cars leave Staten Island Ferry for Bride at
WoodbridgaC Greek at ii, 26, II and Sc mautes
past each hour from 6 q. m. to II p. N.
wa I ROJx,
S11i,I4ill4y
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
The Dencon's Opinion

Eyes, suh," said the old colored
brother, dat boy is so fond er tradin'
dat l ve'ly believes dat eff he wuz in
Heaven, en- dey let him come back fer
a holiday, he'd sell his return ticket
en- trust ter bein' blowed back by a
Observation-Disclosures Constitution.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
The Rewards of Culture.

81 used to think it was nothin' but
time and money wasted to send a girl
to college"
"I'm glad to hear that you have
changed your opinion"
eyes. Since our daughter come back
she can tell what nearly everything
you see on n of these hotel menus
stands fer in plain English."-Chicago
Record-Herald.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
TO CROSS BATS SATURDAY.

The Raritan Copper Works first team
and the Riversides will cross bats Satur-
day afternoon on the Raritan Copper
Works diamond. Smith and Lund will
be the Copper Works battery, Costello
and Cluney the battery for the Riverside.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
The Modern Form.

"This abnormal specimen" says the
professor of %reptology, pointing to the
glass jar containing the exhibit, "is what
we call, for want of a better name, the
two-headed garter-snake."
why not call it the ~hose-supporter
snake?" asks a demure damsel in the
front row, who Immediately subsidies
into intense blushes.-Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11

Tow boats were secured.
sc was from Boynton Beach to
saten Island shore and back. The
We wa a $40 gold piece.
This was won by Joseph Frankel and
Michael Belafsky, who finished in just s
minutes and 3 seconds. E. l.. Gluck and
Abe Frankel made the trip in . minutes
and 30 seconds.
Three weeks from today the Asso-
citation will hold a bicycle race or
Staten Island for a gold medal. The
course will be from Tottenville to st.
George. The second prize is a silver
medal and the third a So gold piece.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
I r A BOXES.

% Raritan Copper Works
26 High and Lewis
u Madison ave and Paterson st
rs Market and First SITS.
35 smith and High st
81 state and Smith SITS
80 Buckingham ave and Hartf
As and Front SITS
AZ High and Washington sur
"a State st and Buckingham ave
So hall ave and Charles st
81 Railroad ave and Wayne st
62 Washington and First SITS
6 Turnpike and Elm st
"a Smith st and Watson ave
65 and State SITS
~ Front and Smith SITS
73 Water and Gordon SITS
"a Kearny ave and Gordon st
50 Smith and Herbert st
So Woodbridge road and Washington ST
81 Lehigh ave and Stanford st
To send in an alarm, open the door of the boz
and pull down the lever and let go once only.
Stay at box until f1remen arrive.
SPECIAL CALLS.
tap-Break in circuit. 2 taps-Drin and fire
alarm test. Hydrant at corner of Jefferson and
High street always to be used for this trial. 8
taps Fire out. 5 t~apS-Police call. 12-Call for
Lincoln Hose 13-Call for Washington Hose.
14-Call for Mcclellan Hose 15-Call for Pro-
lection H.. and L.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
Quite Unnecessary.

81 suppose" said the visitor, your
constant prayer is that you may ever
be poor and humble"
Not exactly" replied the village par
son. Il pray that l may eve remain
humble, but my congregation attends to
the other part of ii. "-Cincinnati En-
Quirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
His Opinion,

Mrs. Peckem-I wonder if a man ever
does get too old to marry?
Peckem-Of course not. Age doesn't
always bring wisdom.-Los Angeles
Herald.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11

Ordinary household accidents have no
terrors when there's a bottle of DR..
Thomas Electric Oil in the medicine
chest. Heals burns, cuts, bruises,
.sprains. Instant relief.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11

Mothers lose their dread for g that ter.
rible second summer" &hen they have
DR.. Fowler's Extract Of Wild Strawberry
in Tie house. Naturs specific for UNI
mer complaints of 9 sort.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
Handicapped.

But, if the professor is so absent
minded that he can't remember his
own name, why doesn't he write it on
a slip of paper and carry it with him?"
He tried that, but he found that he
couldn't read his own writing
Brooklyn Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
Quite Pleased with 1t.

Customer-You remember you sold
me this coat yesterday? You said you
would return the money if it wasn't sat
isfactory.
Clothier-But, my dear sir, it vos quite
satisfactory; l nefer had better money
dan dot in all my life.-Tit-Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11

Maude-Generally speaking, women
are
Nasty Man (nterrupting)-Yes, they
are.
"Are what?"
Generally speaking" - Boston
: Globe.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
ROW BOAT RACE.

The Young Mems Hebrew Association
went to Boynton Beach Sunday afternoon
where four of their members held a boat
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11

A lazy liver makes a lazy man, Bur.
dock Blood Bitters is natural, never fail
ing remedy for a lazy liver.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
HIGHEST SCORES.

The following are the highest scores
posted at the Raritan alleys. last night.
r. Yates, 1917; B. Redwood, 2OS; John
Vogelhoffer, $50; L. B. Moore, 210; and
E. M. Sattler, 1876.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
UnnnInfaNIe Sfumnn.

Little Boy--l wonder what dollies is
fed on?
Little Grill know. When Iphigenia
Matilda fell downstairs and broke off
her head l looked inside of her, and she
was Just full of breakfast food.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11

Itching / lies? Never mind if everything
else failed to cure you Try Doan's
Ointment. No failure there. so cents,
at any drug store.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
Two Little DimpIes.

I nebber minds de trusts dey make
Dat pile up in de billions;
But what dis darkey'd hate would be
A trust in watahmillions.
-Tnana
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11
Absent-Mfnded Man.

Didn't you promise your dying sister
in her husbands presence, on her death-
bed, to marry him as 500 as he asked
you and be a mother to her poor or
phaned children"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-08-11

well, why didn't you do it?"
"He never asked me."-Town Topics.