Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-04-29
Love ne, DOM love thvself.
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From little lies great tragedies
grow.
A happy medlum-the iOvial clair
voyant.
Some people overdo the being
cheerful act.
Some people regard even favor1
with suspicion.
No woman should laugh at q "ioke'
on her husband.
Sentiment to a woman is what APP
petite is to a TAI
Too many qusrrels are picked be-
fore they are ripe.
The hungry man doesn't mind IL II
his goose is cooked.
Stock morals are the most conta-
gious OF all diseases.
No fans are needed at the ball game
this kind Of weather.
A bagpipe furnishes about as much
music as a bass drum.
Soon the baseball germ will get its
work in on the rooter.
The pill of matrimony is easily swal-
lowed when it is gilded.
No man can keep a wife's love by
preserving it in alcohol.
There is a race horse named Aspar-
agus. Lots of tips here.
Shad fishermen are beginning to
figure on the net profits.
A man with a fad is all right so long
as he KEEPS it to himself.
1t doesn't take much fattery to
make small men feel big.
Political log rolling merely develops
the muscles of the tongue.
A vivid imagination is essential to
the writing Of love letters.
Blood will tell; but the more brains
a man has the less he tells.
A mar isn't necessarily cool because
he shivers when in danger.
1t time is money the poor as we'll as
the good should die young.
A long story Of a hanging, il well
written, is very interesting.
The burdens imposed by friendship
keep many shoulders round.
Matrimony is boon alike to the min
lister and the divorce lawyer.
Usually you furnish your enemy the
club with which he beats you.
You can't have a blowout without
having something to blow in.
Remember that it costs more to use
bad roads than to build pixies.
When the hoseman Of a fire COM
pany retires he's an ex-spurt.
The successful stock raiser is the
one who laughs and grows fat.
The fellow who speaks of his 'lug-
gage" is trying to put on Tugs.
Philosophy is an sffectation Of sub
mission to what n can't help.
1t lie much better to scatter seeds of
kindness than to SOW wild oats.
Great as you are your friends will
laugh merrily after your funeral.
A young man sometimes gets q
plump refusal from a slender girl.
It is possible for a seller of salt
cellars to sell a cellarful of celery.
The man who puts his trust in rich
es should put his riches in Trusts.
Some men waste a lot of time in
explaining that it wasn't their fault.
When a public speaker pauses for a
reply 1t breaks him all up II he gets it.
The best way to get along with your
neighbors is not to know any Of them.
"What do you know, except mean
ness?''a brakeman asked q friend to-
day.
When a man is going to the dogs he
usually meets the dogs about half
way.
The widow believes that an early
marriage is preferable to q late hus-
band.
You can't blame a man for not tax
ing his own advice when no one else
does.
We are told that love Levels all
things, but sometimes it's IN uphill
fight.
A man may be his own worst enc
my, but he is sure to be his own best
friend.
The fellow who CT 's over spilled
milk ought TO be glad IL wasn't a milk
punch.
There Is nothing new under the sun.
Even the c u have all been in
vented.
ANY tailor win tell you that clothes
are not ct to wear ueless they fit the
wearer.
After 8 man becomes old it seems to
him on Friday that yesterday was
Sunday.
When men complain too much of
motony look out for a cyclone 20
break 1t.
It's sometimes a good plan to look
before you leap and then stay where
you are.
A woman is never so lonely as when
she knows a secret and has no n to