The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-15
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In LIGHTER VEIN
Terrible tale Of Twins.


In a good old town in a good old state in
the good old long ago
BOY twins We're born in a family-which
occurs sometimes, YOU know
1hey christened one twin Francis, but
they always called him Frank;
They christened the other Henry, but
they always called him Hank
LAS like as two peas" said their father.
They are" replied has wife.
And Ike as two peas in appearance the
twins continued through life.
Even their mother ard father would
think themselves talking to Frank
While all the time the one they addressed
was Franks twin brother Hank.
AS time went on the twins went on. and
presently they were grown.
Identical i'm form and feature, but each
had traits Of his own
For Francis proved a very good boy-a
model boy was Franks
But Henry was very bad boy, yes, a
very bad boy was Hank
Francis studied all the time when the
twins attended school.
But Henry studied not at all and broke
every single rule;
STILL when visitors came and teacher
said, "A very fine scholar is Frank, -
The boy who arose to get the praise was
the graceless, shameless Hank.
When the twins left school Frank got a
job and buckled down 10 work,
While Henry lOafed and i'm every way
proved the LATEST kind of shirk;
But when pay day came and the company
made out check for Frank:
The one who appeared and drew II down
was his shiftless brother. Hank.
Frank met a charming lady. rich in
money and houses and land.
He cOurted the gentle damsel fair, and
she promised him her hand;
But IN the safe on the wedding day bad
Henry locked up Frank
And the twin who appeared and claimed
the bride was the bold imposter,
Hank
At length grim death came along one
day and gathered in the twins
Took Francis with all his virtues and
Henry with all his sins
When the Bad One came he laid no hand
on the good and upright Frank,
But with laughter loud he claimed his
own when he seized the trembling
Hank.
So each should bear his pro rata of bur
some should suffer for others, others
should suffer for some
And III you are a good brother you may
lose for awhile like Frank,
But if you're not a good DrOther-Well,
you see what happened to Hank.
A dispatch announces that ''Heber J.
Grant took the Santa Fe at Pueblo"
Nevertheless, the Santa Fe Is a rail-
road, not young lady.
In a little while the man who can
wear a bit of coal for a watch charm
viii be remarked as a person Of wealth.
The striking street carmen in Chicago
are strikers judging from the casualty
list.
The coal operators are a benevolent
lot, as shown by their action in raising
their miners pay and letting the public
nay for it.
1t is thus seen that but for the opera
tors the public might not have had a
chance to extend a helping hand to the
miners at all this winter.
We gather from the testimony of FL
der PenFOse that those who's desire tC
know just what Sealing" is will have
to go through the ceremony
Still, the labor unions viii have Il
admit that as the government printing
shop has run for several years without
being recognized by them, il is likely
TO continue to do business, even If it is
denied the pleasure Of their acquaint-
ance.