Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-08-05

When twins arrive, we imagine that
even the doctor laughs.
Let's stop talking Of 1895 ald 1900.
Let's discuss 1904 foI a change.
In the lexicon Of Cleveland there is
no such word as race suicide.
The Aldrich ce-presidential boom
is too weak at the bat.
The joIlier generally manages to
make both ends meet.
Speaking Of race suicide, what's the
matter with the toy pistol?
There are fellows who laugh and
grow tat over their own jokes.
The King and Queen of England
have started on their Irish trip.
Count Cassiui, Russian ambassador,
says he will return to America.
No man can serve two masters I'M
lesshe is a low down politician.
A scientist who investigated the
color OF a cyclone found In blew.
Judge Nouton of Lafayette, La has
declared for direct primaries.
Japan wants peace aud so does Rus
STA, especially a piece Of old China.
An appetite for liquor beats an um-
brella for keeping some men dry.
AS a national institution the over
coat is now eclipsed by the shade tree.
The visit Of Tncle 10 Cannon to
Oyster Bay wasnot announced by any
other big guns.
The pure food combine, too, seems
10 be suffering somewhat from undi-
gested securities.
The presidential boom of Mr.. Fran
els has got an aggravated ase of bag
ging at the knee.
Not all of the scoundrels of this
country are in the ~penitentiary and
the postofice department.
Gyou Q It in the New York Even
ing Post it's something mean about
the South.
The Canadian idea seems to be that
only little rascals should be extra
dited.
That Minnesota food convention
came very near being a Kentucky
feud convention.
Ben Tillman's bureau of publicity
must have gone into the hands of a
receiver.
When last heard from the Iowa idea
was keeping company withthe ground
hog.
It will ruin any man to be henpeck-
Ell. We never knew such a man to
amQunt to anything.
Il is every mans secret fear that he
will become delirious some day, and
his wife will be his nurse.
The trouble is that the soft down on
a girls face is liable to stiffen up with
age, and become whiskers.
When a woman has twins, all the
other mothers of twins want to call
and offer sympathy. but haven't time.
"Anxious Heart writes the Globe
for rules to be observed when one
goes visiting. We know but one:
Don't 60 visiting.
A father Of FIVE manageable daugh-
tsTs wants suggestions as to what
KIND of premiums would make them
move faster.
When there Is a sudden shouting on
the streets, a woman always looks
down in an alarmed way to see If her
skirt is coming of.
II is mistaken notion that they
have 10 Europe that the men who get
up lynohiDg parties are barbarians;
they invariably give their victim a
chance to say his prayers.
The society formed to rehabilitate
the reputation OF Aaron Burr will
doubtless run up against a snaX equal
to the memorable journey of Jack and
JIM. Even the historical novel will
hardly be Of much aid, though it en-
ploy all the rainbow language In sight.
Fiction and poetry have q limit.
United States Senator Hopkins Of
Illinois says it is "a shame and dis
grace that the South has no negro
congressman. Why doesn't Sis
Hopkins father put an Illinois negro
10 congress to represent tue Illinois
negrOes2 There are S5,078 Of them.
Government by Injunction is q
political catch phrase that been used
BY politicians during the past few
years like q good many other slogrns,
to gull the people. The writ Of in
junction is one of the fundamental
safeguards Of human rights, as every
man with 4 thimbleful Of legal know
ledge knows. It is a leading process
Of equity courts and Is only used
where the law is so deficient as TO
afford no remedy for the injury which
would be accomplished through its
violation. Il will be with us until the
Supreme Lawgiver takes the execux
ton Of al law into His own hands and
no amount Of political claptrap can
haWl Il down.