The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-02-02
M r. ..D:OOL Ely,
CALLS FOR AN INTERNATIONAL
POLICE FORCE.
Copyright, 1903. by r ebert Howard Russell.
BY. F. p. DUNNE.

II thought" said Mr. Dooley, that
within me young frind tn Car OF Roo
shya got up that there Dutch polls
court FIR to settle tn back yard quar'ls
among tn nations iv tn arth, 'twud
be tn end iv war f'r good an all. 1t
looked all right to me. Why not? II
be amy chanst l get mesilf full Nv
misconduct an go ar-round thryin' to
collect me debts with gun an camp
out in somebody's house an won't lave.
tn polls take me down to Deerin'
sthreet station an throw me in among
TIL little playmates Nv tn criminal, an
in tn mornin' I'm befure me cousin
tn chief Justice, an he con-fiscates tn
gun an slnds me up tn bullyvard FIR
thirty days. Why not tn same thing
FIR tn Powers whin they go off on a
tear? l thought I'd be readin' in tn
pa-apers; Judge Oolenboff at tn
Hague Court had a large docket yis-
terday mornin' Thirty miners iv tn
NOTORIOUS Hapsburg family was stint
up FIR VARIOUS terms. an tn polls think
they have completely broke up tn
with non-support. but was dismissed
with a warnin'. TIL Impror Nv Chiny
was let off with fine FIR maintainin'
dope jint, an warrants was issued
FIR tn owners iv tn primises; tn King
iv England an tn Gear Nv Russhya.
Tn Sultan iv Turkey. alias Hamid
tn Hick, alias tn Turrible Turk, was
charged with poly-gamy Tn coort
give him tn alternative Nv five more
wives n fhfrfX DAVIS Whin thnUa
cases had been cleared away, tn bailiff
led into tn dock three NOTORIOUS char
ackters. Tn first was a large, heavy
set German, who proved to be Bill tn
Bite, less known by his thrue name
Nv Willum II. J. f. l. X. L. NJ. N. o.
P. Q. r.. s. T., etc, Hohenzolern. BY
his side was an understood little dark
man, tn NOTORIOUS Emilio Casthro, a
| -fissyonal dead beat an imbizzler,
an a stout party be TIL name iv Al
bert Edward or Edwards, who is said
| to be tn INTERNATIONAL polls to be be-
hind some iv tn biggest CRAFTS that
| have been run through f'r tn las
| twinty years, though niver so far,
caught with tn goods on. Hohenzol-
| Tern was accused Nv assault with in
tint to Kill. robbery. blackmail. car
| ryin' concealed weepins an raysistin'
an officer Edward, or Edwards, was
charged with maintainin fence f'r
rayceivin' stolen property an carryin'
concealed weepins Casthro was charg-
| ed with vagrancy, maintainln' dis
ordherly house. an fraud.
TIL attorney FIR tn prosecution
made out sthrong case again tn pris-
'ners. He said that HohenzoIlern was
| a des9rit character who was constant
| ly menace to tn peace Nv tn wurru1d.
He had no sympathy FIR Casthro who
was an idle. dangerous ruffyan an he
hoped tn court wud dale severely with
| him. He niver paid his debts an none
Nv tn neighbors' chickens was safe firm
| him. He was a low-down, worthless
mischef-makin' loafer. But Casthro's
bad eharackter did not excuse tn other
| pris'ners. 1t seems that Casthro, who
| niver paid anybody anything, owed
bill with tn weli-known grocery firm
| Nv Schwartzhsim an Hicks which h,
rayfused to settle. HeaIfn Nv this
Hohenzollern an Edward or Edwards
con-spired together to go to Casthro's
| place undher pretinse Nv colectin' tn
| bill an throw Casthro out an take DOS
sission iv his property. Hohenzollerr
was tn more vilent Nv tn pair. He APP
peared carryln' loaded revolvers which
| he fired into tn windows iV Casthro's
shop. smashed in tn dure an endan-
| gered tn lives Nv nanny innocint peo-
pie. He was ARRESTED afther a sthrug-
| gle in which he severely injured wan ~
tn International polls foorce an was
carried off in a hurry-up wagon. Ed
ward or Edwards was caught in tn
neighborhood He pretinded to be an
Innocent spectator but whin sarched,
was found to have loaded revolvers In
his pocket as well as an address to tn
Christian nations Nv tn wurruld Justify
in his conduck an denouncin' his ac-
complete. Casthro was taken into Gus