The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1903-09-10
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-tbs 50 ID yea rensahet bsise .
vefs nsnies. t@a---- Bs-Hkr. u
snets sy tsggiua rosslteliors
-Ess1 tact lnreesrioss little Desssi
csE ssNa % ss,awob1is. setsu DO
he ustss. 80 he esEL
--Ypa's n,ru soes@ Mns Milllessir
a tsslss Lu iofisHs 10 La i.etf se.tI
~. risitly - hu hsnts
-Llsts We're yts tra is - ssto-
tals seeldsrii JHk'-W,ll. sheold .y
Ny siis seorpisa TIE 10 ~ ss.cGObiis.
lie Tslst t.iss. lore. before yoa .
isss nt, sbs- wty sbpaid ttirl
t.ioti he > BE ss som.e ps,s
islIis islas its Fsus
-sss's nuied. set sh,i Ne. stsi
e9eIsiaesei tos Wa. ,rs ,oa islhip,
sb9sli sbs's iast soi divorce
Hr C.ila Dpsa You tesab't tbiri
issl In seies 10 fI ,osr trousers 81 tor
late hosr ~ ibe nistL Caller D0vn -
Tst. tsIi i.nsvsr too Is,s 10 nsrd.
-hobsop Hos ,yoSr be-, ibsr doips
81 oollsssI Dossob Pee Hes ,ipsips
srt tseo' std pisyits uccrd b.se.
Ii. 81 sIgfs.iss ooaai'rstss. b.n'l
bef Too .rsrssswe. Ii ltiIs ever, body
sts, 90 'S,ssefs,si ofitios be hes Of
kinsslt
-"hsi'' !oaf bnuY' ! promised ny
hesbsei | voaid met Lin II O'Clock.
Bat ne Only 2 tos.
Mrs Ns~ed The proof OF the pod
dina lie 10 TIE eating M Sousd Not
ibst pudcirs you n,da yesterday. TIE
proof OF tbs, SIS In The dre,m.
Who yes II sbo ssw the spd,vriiipe
Oh the wall. fadditi .ked tie sondsy
school ieseher. TIE landlord. ms'sm,
quickly replied The little boy Who lives 10
sfsl
Con Beet o.. could marry mos,
sny girl | vish. Nssilt - You've got thst
rather tsisisd. You mean Jon sish you
could marry moot any Girl.
-Slovysy ID Iotor l suppo.s you csp
recommend your tailor to mei Doctor
Csftsiaiy. tut you will have TO &c. some
oHe else TO recommend you 10 my tailor.
She = You're 90 b.sbial, Mr. Csilov,
really belisvs that you ever marry the
lady will have 10 propose. He We'll.
bu. ! might bave -er -teivs enous ID TO
decline.
Gossip, said Uoele Eoen, minds one
good deal OF . shootin match 10 de street.
De Innocent bystsnder lie js % li'ble 10
si' biz As spyb body else.
Yes, I'm disappointed 10 these shoe,,
nid Borem. l,'s fanny uossd.ys hos |
ones things wear GU, before one moss IT,
Yes. replied Miss Tyre. suppres,iog +, |
yswp, especially one's ssleome.
He Ths. bail terrier Of yours hiss
speaking countensnee. hstDi7 Bhe DO
yoa think sol He Yes. /, says to me
plainly, Beware oithe dosf'
Il tell you. I'll be master Of my house
vhen I'm mao said little Bonnie. Thsts
what ,onr father tbooght wren be Wa
yonf sse. BsnIie, replied the boys moth
or.
-Uieiess Telling. -Yoa eau slssys tell
N Eoslishmsn. ssid the BrI,op. proudly
Oi eoufte. yon csp. replied the Yankee,
bat II doesn't do any good. becsuse tel
IhInks be kDoss /. ell.
-Uacle John = Which 10 right, Willie,
u have had my boots bl,sksd. OF 1 bsy.
bad my boots bl.ckened'' Willie : soes,
neither si6'l right, Uaole John. You
'hould ssy, Ny boots need blsoLips.
DO you know. ssii Mice Bun,ipe
Mildred Gilienlseve almost cosxsd Mt
fillmore TO propose 10 her Thsts how
BIO oes,ne engaged. All. begged The
question, old sh,i replied Mr. Lirhiu.
-f's. said The nervon, man, l bsves
'sois OF tslkios In my ,leep. Add tbe
miaeDs oiitz,n Who 10 expected to Z,
pond TO 81 oviii)n 10 every t,su that,
be ir.ia GOES taroosh marmured. Vast
valuable sccsmplisl meull a
-Vsi'or -Yoa h.vsat got hsli .s oiee
cenelsfy here ss ws have 10 Z IN vile.
'son'neot Citix o (,i Hssvill,) No; I've ,
lssys beard that the cemetery 10 the only s
sfi OF yout tosn thst holds ont sby 10
1cemebi, for permanent resi- ients.
= fhis. sal the youos b ineaici, sho o
;" last realizing thA b, he'd csustt oil O
sttsr, Il shst | csll real mssti.d Life.
m slsi ycufe ssiisf,d With something, Y
10 sasppai. o., im not. l merely
cant 10 inio'u yon thst !, u 90. IDEAL
Il den'. see uhst iisb, you have 10 u
IN np year sntsunse Of me. said the
an, aca agood ~ yoa srs deny
sal tae lobster. Anybody osn 10
su. bat 10 or ier 10 b. . lobster one hss
bs bo'n lobster 4
Yong Wife ether neuou.l,l oh,
'sk. nass really spe,k 10 you. Your
ss.sr IL sissys CON plsinios. oas day u
The coop. The second day II IL the 6sb,
10 Third day lis The lot. Ia fact, ~
wsys senttalus or other. Cook (silh n
tiin Well. man. In sorry fof you.
nut be a ate lssful to live sith stsp
.nsn o. thst sort.
-Hi What yoavs stopped calling on Pc
: siri wtth the risid vsisti Tom -Ye. -,
. oil ever thtr. Hi Whyf Felt a. ,
isc,l Ton -Bless Jon. nci Aud 1 he'd
rye eronsh 10 dodge ell her hinu sbe q,
prize ihe question siso. bnt the iss,