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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1903-05-25
MINISTERIAL CRISIS MAY
AFFECT CANAL TREATY

Washington, May "a. - Whether the
ministerial crisis in Colombia, as report
ed by United States Minister Beaubre,
will have any important bearing on the
ratification Of the isthmian canal treaty
is not known here. Fernandez, the min
lister Of government (rnore specially
known locally as minister of interior).
who resigned, was virtually the premier
of the government. The office filled by
him Is likened in many respects to that
of secretary of state of the United
States Statements have Deen made to
the effect that he was opposed to the
official declaration Of peace In Colom-
bia, holding that It was still under mar
tial law. If Colombia We're under mar-
tial law her president could exercise the
dictatorial powers vested in him by the
constitution, and If he choose, ratify the
canal treaty by his own act without SUBJ
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~ This has been a day of intense
So agitation in this county over the
murder of Rosa Kaiser and the murder
Gus assault on her father last Friday
night. The farmers gathered here, at
Guilford. at Manchester and other towns
in this county and openly threatened
lynching If the guilty party could be
identified. Sheriff Axby has a very
strong guard of deputies at the jail to-
night where Louis Everson, known as
"Black Ponti," is held ON suspicion.
There Is no doubt that this negro would
have been lynched today but for the
announcement taat Albert Darling who
came here from Manchester did not iden-
tify him as the negro who had called at
the home of Mrs Griffin shortly before
the assault on the Kaisers. and none OF
the other neighbors could identify the
prisoner.
While the crowds were coming into
town a dispatch was received that an
other outrage had been committed in the
the Jail. Sheriff Axby with deputies was
called in the morning to Weisburg, where
an unknown negro, supposed to belong
to the same railway construction gang,
had criminally assaulted two little daugh-
ters of George Smith, farmer The sher-
iff was joined by many farmers In this
chase and also by M. Cowdry with his
bloodhounds. After a hard chase 1t was
found that the negro had boarded a
freight train In the afternoon on the Big
Four railroad at Sunman station, and
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DETECTIVE ARRESTED.
Ia Charged With Offering to Brlbe a
Commissioner.

Indianapolis, May 24.-Charged with at
tempting to bribe Commissioner Edward
Logsden of the board of works. man
giving his name as James Smith of st.
employ of the Citizens league of that city
to run down the recent scandals which
are under investigation by the city coun-
ell, is under arrest
The charge against him is that he Of
fered Mr.. Logsden 1880 for permission to
place $50 slot machines In the city. 1t is
claimed that he first approached Logsden
Saturday and that he carried with him a
telegram purporting. to come from a man.
ufacturer of slot machines.
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sia will be forbidden the Jews forever" :"
M. Kronshevan's defenders include be-
sides the Novoe Yremya and other ma
tional papers. the director of the depart
ment of police. M. Lopoukhen, who upon
returning from Kishineff told a leading
liberal journalist that Kronshevan was
1.-The only man in Russia who had not
been bought by the Jews"
News has reached here privately from
Warsaw that on May the workingmen
there unfurled red flags. shouted down
with the autocracy and sang revolution-
airy songs" A thousand men participated
actively and many more passively par
took of the demonstration. The affairs
are suppressed by the Cossacks and
police,
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RUSSIA INVITES JEWS TO
LEAVE IF NOT SATISFIED

st. Petersburg. May 24.-While It is not
Intended to imply that the governments
Jewish policy aims at stimulating Jewish
emigration, observers expect that this
will be the result Of 1t. 1t is noteworthy,
however. that M. Kronshevan, the edi-
tor of the Bessaraytz, the anti-semitic
paper of Kishineff, writing after the mas
sacre. oratorically addressed the Jews
in an article In this way:
Become christians and our brothers
and enjoy all the privileges of Russian
citizenship. If not, you have one year
to go where you please After that term
has expired, there must not remain a
single Jew in Russia unless he Is christ
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10 oolsVILLE. May "A special
~ to the Herald from jackson, KY,
= says:
A battalion of troops numbering 12o
men arrived In Jackson at O'Clock this
afternoon to preserve order In the town
and about the court house during the
legal investigation of the assassination
Of James B. Marcum. the last victim of
the Hargiss- Cockrin feud. The battalion
made up OF one infantry. company from
Shelbyville and two batteries of artillery
from Louisville and Lexington. arrived
on special train from Lexington and at
once pitched camp on a wide common
owned by Alex Hargis. near the center
of town.
The arrival Of troops was unmarked
by any particular incident
Travelling on special train with the
soldiers, were County Judge James Har-
gis and his brother, State Senator Alex
Hargis. the two most prominent members
Of the Hargis family. Another passenger
was Judge Bach, who is regarded as the
most important of the witnesses sum-
moned to testify before the special grand
jury as to the assassination Of Marcum
Judge Bach returned from Los Angeles.
Cal, TO give evidence
During the course OF an interview he
express sed the belief that no disorders
would occur as long as the troops re-
named Judge Bach said he did not fear
a personal attack and declared that he
wauld remain at his home without taking
any n ecial measures for self protection,
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Exnlalns Strike Trouble.

washington. May PAP. ]. Conlan. first
vice-president of the Machinsts' National
union. today received kilograms inquir-
ing as to the terms Of settlement OF the
labor troubles with the Union Pacific rail-
road system. Mr.. Conlan said that the
strike settlement effected In New York In
cluded only the difficulties between the
boilermakers and the railroad company
The machinists, he said, had not reached
any agreement with the Union Pacific.
and the machinists strike. therefore, was
still on.
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TROOP IN
CAMP AT JACKSON
Beckham Proposes to Protect the Alleged Assassin of Marcum
from Mob Violence or Assassination Public Opinion Oi
dded as to the Probability of an Indictment

Public opinion is divided as to She prob
ability of Indictment or conviction of itsr-
GUMS assassin as a result of the work Of
the present grand jury, which will be en-
psneiIed tomorrow With Judge Iiedwine
slttink on the bench. Curtis Jett, 'ho is
unde' arrest at Winchester charged with
the crime, will not ask for a c.enge OF
venue, II indicted and returned to jack
son. Prosecuting Attorney Byrd stated
that It is possible that such motion
might be made by those interested IN the
prosecution. Doubt is expressed by many
as to the probability of witnesses muster
Ing up courage to tell the grand jury all
they know. The common belief Is that
fear OF assassination after the trools are
Withdrawn may seal the lips of thoss who
may know about the killing of Marcum.
No time has been set for the withdrawal
Of the troops.
Camped In River Banks.
Jackson, KY, May 24-The state troops
sent here to preserve order during the
special term of court at which three
fued assassinatlons will be investigated,
are camped on the bank Of the Ken
lucky river near Hargis Brothers store
and 200 yards from the courthouse. The
property was rented this afternoon and
the camp pitched.
Nearly the whole population Of jack
son and vicinity were at the depot when
the troops arrived. Only curiosity
seemed to impel them, and there was no
demonstration. There were big CROWDS at
all stations along the line from Lexing-
ton. The routine of camp life under
army regulations was taken up immedi-
ately, and jackson will probably hear
the call of sentries instead of the pop Of
pistols for several weeks to come. No
one expects trouble.
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RookefeIIer Contribute. $4,000.

Washington, May 24-The Post will an
nounce tomorrow that John d. Rockefel-
Ter has given $4,000 to the Washington
young Mems Christian association. This
announcement has been made by Mr..
Rockefeller through II. b. Fairland, pres
ident of the board Of district commission
ers. The gift is conditioned on the COM
nletion of a canvass for 100000 for the as
sociation before January /, 1904 The to-
tai amount contributed thus far is raised
by the Rockefeller subscription to $2l0. 600
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VIII succeed pireol.

Desplanches. Italian ambassador at
Washington, is considered as probable
successor to Count Diregi. italian am
bassador at Vienna, as mentioned in a
Rome dispatch, no inkling of that fact
has reached the embassy here, accord
ing to officials who are able to speak
authoritatiyely on the subject.
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MAX o'RE-L is DEAD.

Paris, May 24.-Paul Blouet (Max
O'RelD died last night. He had been
; ailing for several months and never
; recovered entirely from the effects
; of an operation performed some
; time ago In New York.
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Spanish frontier. Premier Combes ac-
ton will probably lead to the race being
abandoned.
Dispatches arriving from points along
the course add to the list of fatalities
CURED near Bonneval, nine miles from
Chartres where machine No. 24S. driven
by M. Porter. was overturned at rail-
road crossing and took fire. The chauf-
feur was caught underneath the auto
mobile and burned to death, while two
soldiers and a child were killed.
A chauffeur was badly injured near
Angoulme. A woman crossing the road
in the neighborhood OF Ablis was run
over by one OF the cars and killed.
Mr.. Stead and his chauffeur, who were
first reported to have been killed. are
still alive.
1t is stated that Louis Renaults auto
mobile attained at Beourdiniere, between
Chartres and Bonneval, a maximum
speed at sS% miles per hour.
1t is reported that the Spanish govern
ment has also forbidden the continuance
of the race on Spanish territory.
The illuminations which were fixed for
tonight In honor of the automobile race
have been countermanded as a sign Of
mourning for the persons killed during
the contest.
Another Accident.
Bristol, Eng. May PA serious motor
cycle accident occurred here yesterday.
The motor swerved into a crowd of spec
tators, two of whom were killed and
many others seriously injured.
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THE WEATHER.

For Alabama: Fair Monday and
Tuesday: light variable winds.
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AWRENcEBURG, Ind, May "a
This has been a day of intense
agitation in this county over the
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. oUIsvILLE. May "A special
~ to the Herald from jackson. KY,
Aa1Z says:
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Paris, May 24-In view Of the number OF
accidents, some fatal. In the first stage of
the Madrid automobile race from
Versailles to Bordeaux. Premier Combes
has forbidden the continuance of the con-
test on French territory. The second
stage Of the race. which was to have been
continued Tuesday, included a run over
--~nah tAxEitory from Rordaaux "a tina
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FAST RAILROAD TAKERS.
reu About Swift RsdCs on the Rail
and "Hu 1t In" Rt
Grcnt Rate.

4 group OF railroad men in New
Orleans were talking about the fast
est rides they ever experienced, says
the Times-DemoCrat. One man in re-
latinc his experiences, said: Across
havous and through marshes we
rushed like mad. When we reached
the RiColets the most remarkable
thing ! ever saw took place. The
train was travelling 50 fast il sucked
the water up behind Il as 1t rushed
across the tres;lo. and l could hear
The fishes Croau as we few over this
neck Of the gulf Most remarks hle
shinc ever saw in the Way o! fast
runs" And ne lapsed into silence. 81
am glad you reminded me Of that
run" said another member OF the
group y had forgotten the incident
I can vouch for all You say, for ! was
on the back end OF the last coach
and the water which was sucked II
behind the train by the vacuum al
most washed me overheard, bat
held on all right. and when we madt
the crossing and the waters had re
ceded, I picked up on the platform O.
the rear c'hnt .49Asnt nest bunch oi
--fish -ssa--.sss-.gsssl s-s,r EeSR i5ss--..-ss
the fish you heard groaning.
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Hatterson-That woman ~
must have n tolerably correa
OF the partner of her JOYS
rows.
Mrs. Hatterson-Whr.
UattersOn-I went n'"
get IA rake, and she sal. hef
was out.-Town Topics.
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uIsIntentinns Were Cod

Wantanno-Did EZauGTk as7
trying all the grip remedls' lA'
recommended?
Duzno-No, the process val
rupted midway by a funeral
Wantanno-Whose funeral.
Dunno - Ezamark's. 49, LOs
Herald.
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"Are you looking for '''-
manded the angry man
mo" replied the Irlall1''I
for pleasure" "A
"You seem to want q ig-
"Thats what ] saic, rev.
Irishman.-Chicago Post
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Remember" said the bcautitJ
who was soliciting for the 4,
entertainment, "that the Lodi
a cheerful giver.'
81 know He does" repnS
squarc-jawe6 old captain of inis
"Just give me n cheerful rest
your You're the tenth uuisans,
has been here this afternool'l
cago Record Herald.
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Unlimited >uppi''

He-rve just been rea--ls J
man whose living expenses
ten cents II day. | wohas'
manages. \
She-Oh, ] suppose be gs1]
sample package Of every Lev
breakfast food. ~. J. J-n.-
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ISastus,

Magistrate--Well, Uncle Rastus,
what brought you here?
Uncle Bsbus--Dem two big perlice-
neu ly de rGiiiu', yo' homer.
Mag ,rate-Nes, but didn't liquor
have anything to do with it?
Uncle Rastus-lessah; day wuz bofe
drunk, yo' hunner.-Chicago Daily
NpMs
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Poetry and Farming.

Oh. the muslng poet wsrbis
or the frost that's or the w
And the labors Of the hussts
In n style that's very aae,
But you bet he couldnt ioN
II he'd ever hUeNed ar al.
For about THAI y ch 81 tar-!,
Makes the rom~Gce d.SdDs,
IN. Y. Herald.
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N aiifs
Had Turned Bl,.
Limbs Bio -1es'
Lay In q Sttz1oo =,
Heart Dieae,o !
DR.. Miles ELec-t N.
Cured Ne.

The nails tuning blue is p s,-,r4,
circulation as Is the hiOauu. oft g.
legs. Other common symptoms "a
ease are shortness Of breath nm \ y
crtlon, pain IN or near herr. s--.
spells, palpitation or nutter.n- y,,t
and hungry spells. dreamng 7r'' g,.,t
sudden starting in sleep. In ever. s,'a
brain, stomach. lungs, etc, NAV -.
dlsordered as to mislead the r. y.ir.,s.s
the nature OF the disease. Ifv.v ,re', y
any or all Of these symptom y5r, y
diseased and treatment should no, h.
poned single dnv. Or. Mile, IL
is guaranteed TO help you as /, b,stY
thousands OF others.
"I owe my life TO DR.. Mile Us,. :.
Alter four doctors met in consulta,ions y
case, their verdict was that [ had ~
from heart disease so long that thew ~
nothing for me and would surely 4. !!
brother said, While there is M, 4.
hope, we will try DR.. Miles New Ile,.S]
When j began taking it my nails had -
blue and my arms and legs were Nh
twice their natural size, and Law in
most of the time. After the inst T., n
the dizziness went away and after h,.
ties was able to go arounl the brss
do my work. Both my family and N,
think | would have been in my raw n
not been for DR.. Miles Heart Cur
ROBERT MORRIS, Sacke,s IIa,bor M
All druggists sell aud guararte, sr,
DR.. Miles Remedies. Send for r..
pn Nervous and Heart Diseases M
DR.. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind ~
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"See here" said the hotel clerk,
you'll have to move on. We can't
lave any lettering around the hail.
We'll" replied the offender, 1.-The
ac,d-waitcr told me to stay here till
,c came. I'm after job as waiter"
80! l beg your pardon. thought
Sou were only guest."- Fhiladel-
phia Press.
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Stranger Than Fiction.

"Well, sir, l had funny experience
yesterday"
"Wbat was it?"
81 went into downtown restau.
:ant to get my lunch and across the
table from me sat two middle aged,
prosperous-looking men. They
weren't talking about business or
noney."-Chicago Record-IIcrald.
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wouldn't work twice.

"When you stepped on that gentle
mans foot, Tommy, hope you apollo
gized?"
"Oh, yes, indeed did" said Tommy;
land he gave me sixpence for being
such good hoy"
Ibid he? And what did you do them
"Stepped on the other one and apolN
gized. but II didn't work. Tit Bits
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lie Wnuldn't DO.

Barber-Mein Gracious! YoI Won't
10.
New Man.-You schoost dold me to 60
o work.
Barber-You Won't do. Now you haf
your hat off see you are bald. How
'ou zell my hair restorer, eh?"-N. Y.
Weekly.
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Dcpcfnctor Of Mankind.

"Hobbs is weak, financially. isn't
Aew
WELL he hasn't much to boast Of,
,ut he gives employment TO a great
many men,"
"Who are they"
"Other fellows bill collectors."--
Y. Y. Times.
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n,foYe TheIr Tins'

First Chappie---l woneef
he, how the donkey ever =
used as the-er-emDiem
ity?"
Second Chappie (~ith "a
Don't know, Pm sure de1.
have been before our "a!
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A Day for had Luck.

"No; John never seemed supersti-
ious until we were married. Isn't
hat so. John? And why did you
shange2"
T SUPPOSE it was because my we'd
ling day came on .Friday."-Geveland
Plain Dealer.
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Th en- and Now.

Once, lcrg ago, twas her delight,
To dress up IL a handsome gown;
But row, when he's out late at night
She likes TO dress her hubby down.
-Chicago Daily News
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GOLDEN TENT.-I am not ashamed
of the gospel of (hrist Rom. ZIG.

LORD Jesus christ, with al ConhuCnSe, no
man forbiGdng him
GOLDEN TENT.-I am not ashamed
of the gospel of Christ.-Rom. l;i8.
OUTLINE OF SCRIPTURE SECTION.
Pau, on the isl6nG...............Act Acts &:l-lO.
The journey 10 Rome...........Acts &:ll-lS
Conference with the Jews. s..,..ACts &l7-22.
PAurs testimony ...............Acts N;GS-2S.
Pau9s stay in Rome............Aots N;Sc-Sl.
TlME.-A d. cots
PLACE-N eltta and Rome
NOTES AND COMMENTS
Gods promise to Paul that he
should witness for Him in Rome was
kept AS our lesson shows, the apos-
tie considered that he was there to
witness for Christ more than he was
10 defend himself. Though a pris-
oner, he preached the Gospel effect
lively. He did not allow his bonds TO
hinder him, but made even them help
him (phil. l:12, lS). He illustrated
the truth of the proverh: Where
there is w'fSSShere is a way"
The enforced serv OF three months
on the island Melita gave Paul a
chance ~hick'he could never have
had otherwise tn~preaoh the Gospel,
and his life OF humble service for
others must have preached quite as
much as his words. The word bar
harians meant simply people who did
not speak Greek
The first stop was at Syracuse, the
capital of Sicily. After leaving
Rhegium, the course lay between the
famous headland Scylla and the
whirlpool Charybdis. Puteoh was the
i,l-.iT>r.-=-i>r-- 81 s,paJl,nKi -u,s.,r; .ssIS'
situated on the north side of the bay
Of Naples. As Paul entered the
harbor the volcano Vesuvius was in
plain sight. and also the beautiful
city Of Pompeii. The cordial treat
ment ot the travelling Christians by
the brethren nj puteoh, whom they
had never seen. shows us that Chris
tianitv had now become great
brotherhood /, could no longer be
called Jewish sect. bu- was u
"world-conauer,nr religion The
fac- tAar the Roman Christians came
the A. or more miles 10 the market
q Appius - meet Paul. touched him
greatly. Though he had kept M the
courare o. the others. his own heart
wa troubled, and he longed for hu-
man love and sympathy. He knew
that he was approaching a ffe-and-
death crisis, and VIVA, be had heard
from the soIdlers - Roman prisons,
~
,rr,rr
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Two Points of 'ies, !,

III there is one man
than another" said the V|
Is a man that ! can trds|
my ideal man" reJoiD,
simist, sis one who 10 wll
Ne."---Chicago Daily He"
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Main Thing

81 need only one thing now 10 make
my flying machine completed" ca
claimed the hagRard inventor
What is that| asked the other
man.
Money" hoarsely replied the In
ventoy.-Chicago Tribune.
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An Yncurnblc Case.

when mans unconscious he
Doesn't know anything, does he, pop"
"No, my SON."
"Well, pop, are you unconscious? 1
heard ma say you didn't know any
Aing."-Yonkers Statesman.
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Lady-H IS a dime. N0w-H
my husbap sick ups,aiE;-a
dying.
Grinder V, lady, but as
many sick + lie in dis stree;
price has went up. It'll cos'T
dollar to save yer hu-band' q
Gme.-N. Y. journal.
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softeDIng The Grief.

Wilson, LOST that fine silk un-
brella that ] carried IN town to.
day.
Mrs, Wlson--Oh, what n pltyl
Wilson-StilI, there Is one consola'
ton. IT wasn't ne.-somoryiIls
journal,
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ro CURE COLD INONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money if 1t
oils to cure. L. w. Groves signature
an each box. 2Sc
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Tough Practitioners.

Deacon Blunt--So your congrego-
lion gave you no vacation this year?
Dominy Dull-Not week; not .
lay.
Deacon Blunt--Well! well. They
ire the hardest people to tire out I
ever heard of.-N. Y. Weekly.
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Education.

He sent his boy to c--sge
And now he cr.es a.-cA'
He spent ten Thousand ca1
And got a quartyr 11cA
Puck.
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"William," she whispered, shaking
IN vigorously, get up. There's d
urglar down stairs"
That's new business and not in or
der now" replied the eminent parha'
mentarian, sleepily, while there's un-
III shed business before the honss
I've got to dispose Of this nap of mine
frst."-Philadelphia Press.