davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19

Mrs. Frueal-We had a beautiful ar
ranfement at our church meeting.
Every woman contributed ave dollars
which she had earned herself BY hard
aoTk.
Her Nelshbof-H How did you get
y0ursf
From my husband"
But doat call that earning Il your
self BY hard work"
"You don't know that hushand of
mine. Or else zen vouId a--PhIladelphlz
Telegraph.
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19

Charley Riddle has eene ta RneF
creek To receive huuch of white faced
helfeFa rec@rflv bareaiued for from
Badgett s Milford. No oue IN this
country will have halter stock of
cattle than these until they are
brought in--thelr equal is not here
INV.
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19

WIN, HllueioTanu ~ eNpectou F't'
week from Cripple Creek, COL, and
will be here several weeks.
The postoffice building Is TO be en-
lareed som. G. NJ. Grant has the
contract for the brick work.
There is said TO be a destitute fam
lly over on the east side. uear the
creek by the name OF Bingham.
IL Is too cold these days for school
children To be compelled To stand out
on the play ground during recess.
There IL To be a round-upin 10 Cabin
and Mustang bottoms Friday. Par
ties having cattle should be on hand.
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs and
colds: reliable, tried and tested, ssfe and
sure. Sold by Peoples drug store DIV
Blue Ellis is suffering more incon-
veuience from the Injury TO his eye,
Inflicted with lead pencil, than an-
ticipated.
Three cars ran down the coal chute
incline at Muskogee one day last
week, killing d track band named
6eofge Grimes.
Foiey's Honey and Tar always stops
the cough aud heals the lungs. Refuse
substitutes. Sold by Peoples Drug
Store. DIS
Viuita's provldent society needs
more contributors for rs cold weather
advances the demands upon It's purse
become more urgent.
Several colored men, Bud Brown
among the number, we're arrested
Monday morning ior gambling. Trial
has not yet been had.
Lee Holt bought so head OF cows
last week from Badgett aud Milford
and has them at his Grand river
place below Island ford.
There is no cougn medicine so popular
as Foley's Honey and Tar. II contains
no cpiates or poIsons and never fails to
cure. Sold by Peoples Drug Store. DIV
Goa from the newly opened 50 ich
vein AZ Timber hlll 1, coming 10 At
14c and as against the i2ic from Paw.
paw looks the cheapest.
vinita has tSo representatives on
the standing committee OF the Cher
okee council: Johnson Falling, chsir.
man, and Frank Blllingslea.
vinita is certainly fortunate in IT'S
proximity TO the fuel supply. Toe
coal trust can never touch u; the
coal deposits are toe general.
A.. 5. Nottingham WIS Ia from
Eagle saturday and said their little
town WIS building up rapidly aud a
great mauy ne. people cunning 10.
One Of the popular places OF the
duwu tuwn part OF the city the past
few DAYS has been Burns where n
coffee demonstra;or has been holding
forth.
The local demand for brick aud the
extensive shale deposits from which
the yltritied brick IL made, empha.
size the need for a manufactOry at
Vinlta.
The public library Is gathering
strength, Or patrons, though slowly.
The public is invited TO avail itself
OF the benefits which this worthy IN
stitutlon has 20 confer.
The Excelsior Laundry wagun l.
newly paiuied aud shines like Que Il
the hungers 10 Chicago, but Is pfel-
tier because II Is red aud Rold and
those are white aud guid.
As the ladies OF 81, Johns Guild has
abanioned their food exchange on
Saturdays a. Badaett, Sanders 4 Co.,
the ladies Of the Congregational vii
lake Il up beginning Saturday, NOVEL.
Miss Halle Thompson, assisted by
the social committee uf tue Chli,tiau
EndeaYor society II the Presbyterian
church. will entertain The members
OF The society aud their friends, al
the bnme u hlss Thompson. Friday
evening, Nov. 20.
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19

Judge GIL came over Wednesday
from Miami, where cuurt Il IN ses.
sion thlsweek, hut returns again 60
morrow helnR default day. There wss
very little business aud Al ell be
ready fnf thk opening of the Nosala
term hondar next
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19
Physlclans Prescrlbe IL.

Many broad.minded physicians pre-
scribe Foley Honey and Tar, as they
have never found so safe aud reliable
remedy for throat and lung troubles as
this great medicine. Sold by Peoples
Drug Store. dw
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19
LOCAL NOTES
Coal declining In price.

Coal declining Ia price.
The roads are ia fine condition.
Fine weather for building. this.
Gnod time to buy your winter coal
Hogs are lower than for long
time.
Time TO spot the Thanksgiving gob'
bier.
Big Cabin has become town Of hay
barns.
e. L. Britt is here from sloam
Springs.
Grsyson Wills was In from White
Oak Monday.
Fred Lewis, .of TahleQuah, was
here Friday
W. J. Strange was here from CheI-
sea sunday.
Dr. Z. b. Frayser is having his
house repainted.
Mis. Ed. Miller has beeu sick the
past two weeks.
Mayor TfuItt was among the Alton
visitors Thursday.
Corn % cents aud some that Is COM
iup 10 is very good.
DOnI forget 70 plant sume shade, uI
ornamental trees.
w. Il. Rowsey aud family we're visi-
Tors here over Sunday.
J. c. Starts little child is very sick
with whooDing cough.
The builders are on the second stofy
Of the McGuHin brick.
d. II. Wilson aud w II. Koruegay
are al Miami this week.
J.H. Parker and wife are going tC
st. Louis for the winter.
A movement Is on foot 70 locate q
cotton factory 10 this city.
David Meredith returned from a
trip TO Tanlequah Thursday.
Commissioner Hy Jennings was
here from Ulafemore Friday.
A saw mill has just moved TO the
Mustang-Cabin creek timber.
The directors are composed OF the
abUye names and ]. T. RatcllH.
Mrs. Il. o. Stevenson i able to be
out again after two weeks illness.
Shawnee has voted si25,O for
water and sewage by vote Of 10 TO |.
Work on the heating apparatus al
the Presbyterian church Is progress
log.
Centfalla is anxious 20 see the / Os a
site appraisers begin work 10 that
bury.
Cattle are making their way 10 the
timber, In the bottoms, as fast 81
possible.
The Youths Companion and
the Weekly chIeftaIn one year
for s. 90. DIV
Ewing Halsell aud wife will soon
occupy their elegant new home 10
the vest end.
Messrs.Hall aud Avery began plant
leg soft NAPLES ia the Hadgett addl-
tlen Thursday.
The policy Of The late Mrs. C.Stuart
of Big Cabin, carried Ia tbs Frateraal
Aid, has been paid
Badgett \ Milford still have soms
cattle on tnt bargain counter, both a.
90 price and terms
Mr.. aud Mrs. Ell shackleiofd moved
20 the house recently vacated by ] l
Morning yesterday
President. los II Butter, vice-pres.
Cnas. +. Lehman, sec. L. 3, Camp
Uell. Treas J ". Orr.
Frank Cox bar moved his family ln
10 hts new residence recently cum
pleteH, naar lhe mill.
Thee arc good long ulphts fur hant
uFnuflee vlulEa has she talent u
bnlld good one irols.
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19
WoRM nEsrRoYER.

Whites Cream Vermifuge, not only
kills worms, but removes the mucous and
slime, in which they build their nests;
il brings, and quickly, healthy condi'
ton OF the body, where worms cannot
exist. 25c at Peoples drug store. dw
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19
! <xkA TIE GoLDEN RULE lHA


The electric light plant is kind
enough 10 blow nine o'clock curfew,
10 addition 10 the customary work
hour signals. Now II they would
blow at u. N. get up blast nothing
further could be asked
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19
A New Enterprise

The Local Investment Co. nf Vini-
ia organized last week with capital
stock OF $4,000 for the purpose OF
dealing in real estate OF every charac-
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19
cxnlenI narhalar-

Eoosey--I've heard 3 rumor that she
la TO be married.
Oldbache-Yes
Who's the lucky one?"
Neither of them. If they only knex
il"-Philadelphia Presa
Rafn sfsna.
When a eat sneezes Il means rain.
Distant sounds, suck as bells and rail.
way whistles, Ere unusually distinct
Just before rains and window blind
cords become taut. and salt and black
currant lozenees moist. Rain may also
be expected when dogs grow restless
and drowsy; asses hung down their
ears and rub themselves against walls;
sheep become frisky au1 bieat terri-
big at night; the pigs are disturbed
and run about; aud cocks crow early
and flap their wings excessively -Ciu
einnaa Enquirer
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19
EOLEYSHOldEY YAbTAR
fsr ehiidssHs sa5s. asFe. 70 spiasss
FoT sale At People. Drug Store.



Dr.. II. Il. Watson. pastor u tile
Methodist church, left today for Lit
tie Rick, Ark, to attend the Arkan-
sas conference. He viii Be aNay tua
weeks ant NJ ,. 5. slubbleileld. pas
tor Of sbe Presbyterian church. will
oceupy bis pulpit during his absence.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07
TALK OF THE TOWN.

Half-prics sale Of ladies' eapes at ABB
bolts.
suits to rent. Come in and see the
pretty costumes.
First class bah and first class music, at
the masquerade ball, Dec. ls
Cyrus Dickey and Rory Mcdonald Of
Washington were in the city today.
Miss Mamie Reaside and Miss Edith
knight are cleTking IN Perry's store.
John Wallace has resumed work at
Reynolds hardware store after being laid
up several days from an injury 70 his
back
Miss Hattie Catchapaw, who has been
sick with pneumonia at Frank Aliens on
Camp street, has recovered and returned
to her home.
A special eonyocatlon Of Granite Royal
Arch chapter win be held on Tuesday eve
ming, Dec, s, at O'Clock sharp Work
NJ. E. NJ degree
The local office Of the Metropolitan Life
Insurance Co. has a very handsome sign
in gold leaf on the windows of their Office
10 the Currier block.
There viii be meeting Of the Gentle
mems Driving club Wednesday evening at
3 O'Clock, Dec 8, in city court ROOM All
members are requested to be present
Officer George Wood arrested Frank
Gray last night for being intoxicated, and
In city court this morning he pleaded
guilty and paid fine Of IS with costs Of
1924.
The union service at the Methodist
church last evening was very largely at
tended Rev. F. A. Poole Of the Congre-
gational church gave an interesting and
instructive sermon.
Chief Patrick Brown arrested f. Taylor
this morning on warrant. He immedi
ately appeared IN conrt and pleaded guilty
to intoxication and paid fine Of s,
with costs Of S7.29.
A man named Lyon residing at North
field had narrow escape from being rur
over by train at Montpelier junction
Saturday evening. He jumped from the
train which was moving and fell between
the cars and the platform. Several by
ISLANDERS held him down until the train
had passed
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07
WASHINGTON.

Mrs. Seaver is quite i'll at the home Of
her son, Ernest
n. C. Tyler has moved to the farm In
Chelsea which he recently purchased.
Mrs. John Huntington remains about
the same with no change for the better
The board Of school directors have re-
Gently purchased a set Of the Grover out
line maps for the schools in town.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. T. Newman were al
Montpelier Friday to attend the funeral
of William Braman, au uncle of the latter
J. b. Seaver has purchased the place In
the village known as the Gideon Downing
place Of Mrs. Ella M. Spencer and intends
to occupy the same some time in the fu-
ture
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07
If It's Bargains Here They Are

when garments are d usually the end Of The They
considered worth hap PACK This sale usually comes in February
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07
Notice

All members OF Local 4si are hereby
notified to be present at next regular
meeting, Dec. 7th, T.80 p. m TO n0mi-
nate officers for the ensuing six months
your attention is called to Standing Deeis-
ions Of g. Il. b., March 10, 1888. Per order
Local 49, S. r Doty, Sec.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07
Gard q THANKS

We wish tothank the neighbors and
friends for their kindness to us in our re-
cent bereavement, in the death of cur
daughter Johanna Irene and also for the
lowers at the funeral.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. J. Kingston.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07

The D. a. Perry Real Estate Age ncy
offers a river farm ia good location Can
have electric lights, is on two telephone
lines and only three miles to depot, for
1900
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07
LadIes' 20 Trimmed Capes.
Ladies' and Misses' Jackets.

Thrty-fve LADIES AND MISSES JACKETS 81 n
md sold o $3.50 and $780, in color follows Reds castor
Your choice 81 The lot for So s.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07

Everybody regardless Of sect or belief
has done well to help out the 'ssales
and fairs that the different churches have
gotten up. So the ''Church Of the Good
Shepherd VIII try and have little sale
Of useful and fancy articles, suitable for
Christmas gifts or otherwise for children
and adults. They will have Christmas
tree laden with dolls clothing and dolls
dressed, even "Santa Claus viii be there
for sale to the first purchaser They viii
be on the lookout for You all, both old and
young. Remember this week Wednesday
and Thursday evenings In the vestry Of
the church Of the Good Shepherd
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07

When garments SOD a HaPTce . usually te ao p s sls71 ~
considered hapre pack This sale usually comes n February
Ladies Fur Trimmed Capes.
All our LADIES FUR TRIMMED cAPES in black red and nave
as follows $500 Cape for So $3.50 Cape m s57s $1,000 Cape F $780,
saoo Cape for 5000 and $1,000 Cape for 5000 All arc made Of bef h
materials correspond with original These Te he srea
est Cape values offered in this city 3 early in the season.
Ladies' and Misses Jackets.
Thrg-fve LADIES AND MISSES JACKETS 81 styles this
for 80 and 81 So oous R, naes and blacks
Your choice Of the lot for s3os
Ladies Black PetticOats.
these. al goods made the sreom Peieoa
always better. another half price sale sLz5 Psti
$3.50 Peoa Peteoae "a slOo ana
$500 ones for $3.50
You win able understand why selling The above goods such
prices We viii tel you We getting ready Removal Sale
nd hose values area foerunel that sale
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07

If you are looking for furs for Christ
mas 90 to Fits
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07
EAST MONTPELIER.

In the trial Of John Magoon Saturday
afternoon, the defendant pleaded guilty
and appealed, after being fined,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07
TOO LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION.

FOR SAIE-Txo wagons and three sleiahs,
cheap Apply at 45 Maple Avenue or 70 Plain
street. 224t6
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1903-12-07

no RENT Furnished front room ia Morse
block. Steam heat and use Of bath. Inquire az
Mrs. Gates. 224tf
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
Schools and Courses Of SuSquehanna
University, Se|iGSg;0ve, Pa.

COSEAt this time special attention called to this
course intended to advance the efficiency and earning capacity
of those who teach during the Winter and also for teaching
The entire course covers years. all of which can be taken by teachers
without interruption of their work the school and leads to
permanent certificate other advantages This long felt want
of teachers who education with salaries and offers
excellent oppomes steady advancement Teachers and those we
wish prepare successfully for teaching should not fail to acuant
themselves fully with benefits to be derived from this This
year the begins April g. 19O3 and closes July 2 1908 Expenses
are very low Write for full particulars.
MUSICAL 'CONSERV VATORY AND COLLEGE FOR YOUNG
LADIES' Degrees and Diplomas Granted The Spring begins
Apr 1908 and closes June II, 1903 Special arrangements have
been made for large for MUSIC and other studies There
is splendid course Eocuion Facilities nowhere better The
where The large imposing LADIES' Hall has all the modern convncnces
The home like and parents rest assured that their
will be the best The climate
heaithf and the surrounding scenery all that could be desired Our
students come from best homes Why give your daughter the
advantage of at least away College The day has gone
when the girls were kept home and only the boys college
Rates are very reasonable Write for catalogue and particulars
COMMERCIAL COURSE. An increasing number of
are finding lucrative positions the counting desk and in Offices Te
meet this University offers thorough and efficient CONNER
ca Course consisting Book L,ng, Pnmarslp Shorthand, Com
securing superior Commercial Course students enjoy the additional
advantages Gymnasium, library and Reading Literary Soce
ties and the University life general The University atmosphere
stimulates the ambition and together with efficient instruction
gives exceptionally satisfactory results We have difficulty
ing positions for students completing the Write for terms and
particulars.
The College of Arts is noted for its excellent Scientific and
Classical Courses in Civil Engineering given
The Preparatory School fits students for College entrance Address,
J.I WOODRUFF AN. WARNER or j. F. KEMPFER.
Dean Tcgisrar Field Secs
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05

The hotel lounger went to the fau.
Get and drew glassful of water.
Here" he exclaimed, looking with
Mortified eyes at something in the
glass. What kind of water do you
keep on tap, anyhow"
What's the matter with it?" asked
the hotel clerk.
There's thing swimming around
in it that looks like lizard"
WELL demanded the clerk, "what
did you expect with free drink
Alligators? ?'-Chicago Tribune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
He Waa Rich.

Hotel Proprietor-Wherc did you
put that ugly old man who just regis
tered?
Clerk-Gave him the best in the
house.
Proprietor-How do you know he
can afford it?
Clerk caught a glimpse of his
wife waiting in the ladies parlor.
She's young and pretty.-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
EnterDrlalnU Man.

81 tell you," said Mr.. Fadoogus, "our
grocer is a shrewd fellow. He is al
ways on the lookout for schemes that
will bring trade his way"
''He must be successful" said Mr..
Wunder.
You bet he is! Why, he has the
biggest rush right now on mince-meat
that you ever sa~ lie is giving away
box of pepsin pills with each pound
Of it"-Judge.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
What Inspired the RemRrkS

"Smithers remarked tonight, after
taking dinner at my house, that he
always tried to hurry through the
disagreeable duties of life as fast as
possible"
"Humph! Had he eaten very fast|
"No, but he was smoking cigar ]
gave him, and I noticed it didn't last
long."-Cincinnati Commercial-Trib-
une.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
Nice Person to Take Or.

The Heiress (bitterly-Of course,
everybody knows you married me for
my money.
Her Hu>b band-Well, | can't see that
that shows very wonderful discern
ment. No one would he fool enough
to imagine welded you for your looks.
Ally Sloper.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
Just a. Q Precautlon.

"Ihe old gentleman played .
mighty mean trick on me-" remarked
the young hopeful.
what was it?"
well, you know I've always car.
ried an old watch that no pawnbrok.
er would even look at, and father
promised me a Eew one for my birth.
day"
"Well?"
Well he gave it to me. hut he had
my name engraved on the case
Chicago Post.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05

1t was the first time that four
year-old Willie had ever seen a
snake; and, as it writhed and
squirmed along, he ran into the
house to tell of his discovery. "Oh.
mammal" he exclaimed, "come here
quick. Here's tail wagging with
out any dog."-Detroit Free Press.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
A Lite rary Tint.

Judging by her portrait you'd con-
,lude she was person of advanced
literary attainments. wouldn't you?"
Yes, but | happen to know that she
isn't as well read as she is painted
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
Time to lntruGe.

Mothcr-ls Mr.. Kissem in the par.
lor yet?
Little SOn-YeS.
What are they doing?"
"They are sitting good ways
apart, and talking; hut sister has
taken off her ElizabeN ruff.
"Nery we'll; I'll go down at once"
N. Y. Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05

kidney trouble.
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble. because the heart is
over-working In pumping thick. kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
1t used TO be considered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin
ming in kidney trouble.
II you are sick you can make no mistake
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect OF Or. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy Is
soon realized. II stands the highest for Its
wonderful cures Of the most distressing cases
and Is sold on its merits Es~
by all druggists in fifty llIktzsA
cent and one-dollar siz- u 81 IS II
es. You may have . ls:ls IVY 3l9
sample bottle by mail Home Of svanpRooa.
free. also pamphlet telling you how to find
out ii you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing DR.. Kilmes
& Co., Binghamton. N. Y./
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
The Voice OF Experience.

"Do you think that the stage exer-
cises an elevating intiuence?"
"Yes," answered Mr.. Stormington
Barnes. 81 don't know Of anything
better than the classic drama for de-
veloping the noble virtues of patience
and Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
From the Next Novel

Percy was intoxicated by the sub.
tie perfume which cnvcloped her and
all her belongings. the faint essence
of gasoline proving she had an auto
mobile and was indeed to the manor
born.-N. y. Herald.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
Can't Lose Her.

Biggs-Do you have any trouble
keeping cook?
Boggs-Not in the least. The fact
is, can't get rid of my cook. She's
nv wife.-N. Y. Eerald.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
Chssih I'd.

Miss Vera Rich-Yes, papa has
fred Freddy out dozen times.
The Maid-Meavens, miss! And he
still keeps calling? Isn't he fat?
Miss Vera Rich-Yes; papa calls
him q freproof fst.-Judge.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
At u Bargain.

Man wants but little here below
This facts won him renown-
While woman wants a lot of things
And wants them all marked down.
LOS Angeles Herald.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05

They say her husbands title is
bogus"
"Well, if so, it's only another case
of the eternal fitness of things. Her
father made his money in the but
terine business" - Chicago Record,
Herald.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-03-05
The Court SnlxuereI.

Counsel--Go on, sir-relate the
words used by the defendant in the
libel you complain Of.
Plaintiff-lie said he defed me to
find bigger liar and thief than was
Counsel-And what did you reply?
Plaintiff told him | should go to
my solicitor.-Ally Sloper.