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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Deserved His Name.

Yes said the old man, pensively,
I'VE called him Oregon"
"Becavse he rolled high once in a
while" we suggested, for we were
familiar with the works of William
Cullen Bryant.
No" said the old man, because he
had two seasons-wet and dry-when
he was broke and when he wasn't"
Not having the gift Of repartee, GU,
3nlY comment was "Oh,"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
fIXfrEy.sy yss,,fn

Madam, can't you gimme q nieEol:"
asked tie tramp, with his eye on the
5rind:e pup.
WHY, sir" exclaimed the lady of the
Aouse, Il gave You d dime yesterday.
What did You DO with IT,"
Il bought q anttilnnbble ledt'E." re-
piled the migratory @entrs. BIT how
| needs d nickel t pay de family of a
Gentleman wot run over i'll nay keer-
less ways, ,"-Ralttmore News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Staffordshire Houses.

The fancy for Staffordshire houses
still continues. and ladies' have taken
to lighting up their drawing rooms
with them. They put tiny lamp in
side, so that the light shall show
through the windows Of the dimlnutiss .
house or castle. These houses we're
FIRST made for candlestic}is, and la$ar
on were chiefly used as pastille burn
yrs in the days when people thought
Il unhealthy 70 yentilate - sick room.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Paia Record Dividend.

Fl. P. Dawson has resigned the
presidency of the Liberty National
Sank in New York, to accept the vice
presidency of the First National Bank.
The latter is one of the three most
prominent banks in the Union and
holds the record for having paid the
largest dividend ever declared by an
American banking institution. This
was 1890 per cent, distributed two
YeaG.s a@o
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Wrinkles.

hoW shall | get rid of my wrinkles,
Beatrice?'
Cutting them out with a sharp knife
1s1uite effective"
NJ course cutting leaves wounds,
W put OIL can easily make people believe
YOU got those fighting with your hus-
' p'lu or IN some other way that won't
nurI ,l }oQr standing in good society,"
Detroit Free Press.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
All He Received WINS Advice,

"Sir, have made up my mind to ask
you for the hand of your daughter.
Will you give it to me?"
You honor me, young man, but the
only thing l can at present give you is
little advice. Never make up your
mind. Its existence is so extremely
doubtful that little makeup complete
" DISCUSSES it."-Cleveland Plain Deal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Is Not This q Cabt2

After careful reseaI@ tie esteemed
New York Sun has discovered that
this country owes no ieBt of gratitude
to Frederick the Grsat. TIE esteemed
Sun evidently does oot know that
Frederick encouraged the manusacturs
Of sausage aad eaueckrauI
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
I'D - -~~-~les~
Knew of One

What is the favorite drink of trop-
ical countries?' asked the caller In
search Of information
Can it be possible" said the answers
to correspondents editor rather GROSSLY
for it was a hot day-''that you have
never heard Of the negus of Abys-
sinia ?'-Chicago Tribune.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Dysentery Cured Without the Aid Of
Doctor.

II am J9st=uo from hard spell Of
Tho fax tdysenter5) says Mr.. T. A..
PinHer. a vel known merchant ol
DrUmmond, Tenn. 4 used one small
bottle Of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera.
ana Diarfboea Remedy and was cured
without having doctor. l consider it
the best cholera medicine in the
world There is no need Of employ
ing a doctor when this remedy is used,
for no doctor can prescribe better
medicine for bowel complaint in any
form either for children or adults. 1t
never fails and is pleasant to take.
For sale by w. L. Dewoody & Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
A DANGEROUS item.

II see that choice Bengal tigers have
been marked down to $1,000 each"
For goodness sake, don't let tny
wife read that paragraph. Here's my
knife; cut it out If those tigers are
on the bargain counter she'd want at
least two" ."~-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Emharra Ssfnu,

A Missouri editor is responsible for
the assertion that at recent church
entertainment in his town the master
of ceremonies made the announcement
that Miss Bates will sing, %. That
Had an Angels Wings That I Might
Rise and Fly accompanied by tbs
minister. .'-Chicago Chronicle.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
i rCRll EAnerinnce.

vii, Mls3 9oxeye-We girls are just wild
aooNt Victor Pretty.
~ mrs, 8inthail'-Now, l simply can't
culture .. him. l like strong, stern browed
men Of indomitable will.
"Gracious! What for?7
Ahey are so easy to manage. Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Real Reform.

My husband doesn't gamble now as
Re Used to-
Reformed has he%"
Yes, he doesn't 60 to the race track
at all any more His worst dissipa-
ton now is swimming. l think. 1t
any rate. he says he only goes to the
pool rooms. s."-Philadelphia Record
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Cure For . Lon a.ra.

The patient is made to drink freely
of an infusion OF tile root Of "chica-
lcte9 and to perspire very copiously.
ON ceaslng to Earspue, generally all
dancer is passed. This remedy Is
fod1d @, erywhere, is very cheap and
Tie resnl. very efheacious.-Co cas-
Herald.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
More Yracticnf.

would give the world to make you
happy,3 said the romantic young man.
=, Never mind about the world" said
s sle ieYei headed lass; .'just you make
sure OF SO week, with reasonable
prospects of promotion."-San Francis
co Examiner.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04

Dollle-Oh, granny, do the heather
savages wear trousers?
Granny-No, dear. Why?
Dollie-Well, then, what did pa go
ana put trousers button in the COL
iecuhs bag for at church today?
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Wary.

Mrs Farmer = Here, poor man, are
some cold sausages.
Weary Willie = Scuse me, mum, but
don't your sign say Beware OF the
Dog ?"-Judge.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
,iuosfr4 o. pug1s serIte4 '8InQ

s4sYeQlg aFl pres - e5so!a!BI,, aasaFs
-!eI U! 7Aouoq nof,, 'sluaA 'Iw pres
o'lng,, 4ss743g re seM OF F8}eroa
punloII U! 5a!q3 oIeI 'oaM 4aas
.god GBMfBD e UlI& p9u5Jr al 35uo
Mog suol '49od 5ql sl851 a ~
'salI4e4 u! Pa a4aa 9ti h4N
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
\ Distressing Jbo,ob+

And what do You think of paDa >"
asked the beautiful girl.
/ try not to think of him" answered
.ne M lover =lancing nervou$ly in tic
direction of the door-Chicaao Post
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Age Marked Down

Madge-Ncllie says she is twenty
four.
Marjorie-Yes; twenty-four marked
down from thirty-ninc.-Judge.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04

~ so. II" has Just paid me twice "a
''cn rs he ns,ia'is .,ays me for visit
Baltimore American.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
Progressive Victory.

Mrs. Pince-neZ--I can congratulate
myself that all my daughters have
married we'll
Mrs. Lorgnette-H'm! All my daugh-
ters have married we'll twice.--Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04

Burdock Blood Bitters gives a man
a clear head, an active brain, strong,
vigorous body-makes him fit fer the
battle of life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04
life n Serious Business.

DO you know that sour looking fel-
low sitting there alone:'
"Oh, yes. But don't try any OF your
tricks on him. He's the editor of a
comic paper and can't take joke"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04

Group instantly relieved. DR..
Thomas Electric Oil. Perfectly sa1e'
Never fails. At any drug store.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04

Answer to Yesterdays PuzzeTurn left
chds of
o
right side child
Answer for published tomorrow
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-08-04

A father may disinherit his chilEfen
but he can't disinherit the lawyers.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
STATE BOARD OF HEALTH.
Held Quarterly Beeting and Discussed
 Many Matters.

Held Quarterly Beeting and Discussed
 Many Matters.
 The Connecticut state board of health met last evening in the office of the secretary. Dr. c. A. Lindsey at 15 Elm street. and discussed many matters of importance. It was the regular quar- terly meeting and all the members were present except Dr. Phillips of Derby. The reports of the secretary and treas urer were read and accepted. The re- port of the secretary showed that there was 9 great reduction in cases of measles in the state, as we'll as typhoid and scarlet levers and smallpox. There is only one town in the state where there is any smallpox at the present time and that is in Putnam, where there have been cases os this disease since February. 1902.
 It is reported that there is a double epidemic of dysentery in the hospital ! of the insane at Middletown. forty-sev- ell cases were reported from there. Only few of these have been fatal, and then only in some of the most aged patients. The doctors are at a loss as to just what to attribute the cause of the epi- demic.
 A communication was received from Adjutant General Cole that he had got a plan from a competen civil engineer for a sewerage system at the state camp grounds at Niantic and that the health officer of that town thought that if he carried it out it would affect the oyster growth so that the products from that locality would not be fit to eat. He therefore asked the board to visit the To- cation with him, some time in the near future. and decide the matter. The board decided to accept the invitation, but instead of the entire board going to send Q committee consisting os Seere- tary. Lindsley, Dr. Mckenzie and Pro- lessor Brewer. This committee has in- vited Inspector Ham of the board to accompany them.
 The new regulations in reference to the vaccination of school children was discussed. The law specifics that a child must be yaccinated before he or she en. ters public school or else bring a doc tors certificate that it Is not physical ly able to stand one.
 A vote was passed last evening asking the state board of education to have this changed so that the certificate will only be valid for one term and that after that another one must be procured or else the vaccination must take place.
 Dr. Lindsley was elected as dele gate to attend the national conference of state and provincial boards of healtf which is to be held in Baltimore nex Friday and Saturday, and also to attend the American Public Health associa, tion's annual meeting, which is to bt held in Washington week from Mon, day. and last until the following Friday The meeting then adjourned.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
SEED FOR NEW SCHOOL OF
 LISTERS

4 contemporary objects to the new profession of the cheering of woman''- and would probably likewise object to the cheering of man"-on the ground that the calling won't pay. People in trouble, it says, don't want to be cOd- dled and consoled-don't want any cheerfulness about them. They want somebody to weep with them, to magni- fy their miseries and to justify their own opinion that they are the most hardly dealt with mortals on earth. Why should a man want to be happy when he has just buried his best friend, seen another friend marry the girl he himself has coIrted, lost a years in- come at poker, bet on the wrong horse. or experienced such a shock as comes to one when a trusted partner decamps with all the funds of the firm?
 But, however much man may desire to be left alone in the contemplation of his sorrows. it is plain tlaat-unless it may be in the way of spiritual dis cipline-such contemplat tiOn doesn't pay" He has still his place in the world, and anything that will the most speedily enable him to recover from the shock is a desideratum. The kings of old who kept a jester at the elbow to turn every occasion into a source of merriment, were wise in their genera tion. The uncrowned monarchs of America may find an improved substi- tute for the jester in the cheering of man" Many a time they can afford
 to pay him good fee rather than enter i upon days business unfitted for work by the megrims. Indeed, so necessary,
 as a usual thing, is cheerfulness. that a
 man inclined to dolor and misanthropy
 may often find it profitable to keep a
 "cheering-up" clerk always in his em-
 ploy.-St. Paul Pioneer Press.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
TWO CITY HALL MEETINGS.

There was two executive meetings at city hall last evening. The committee on public lighting met and considered the advertising for bids for public lighting for next year. At the conelu- sion of the meeting it was stated that any one who cared to would be given a chance to bid for the contract.
 The committee on manufacturing and commercial interests also held meet ing and considered the purchase of the Halstead & Harmount property as an addition to the public wharf. It is un- derstood that if a part of the property could be purchased at a reasonable rate the committee might recommend it's purchase, but that if this arrangement cannot be made they will likely report unfavorably in the matter to the board Of aldermen. .,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
ENJOYABLE MASQUERADE.
Fine Affair in Hamden Town Hall Last Night. @

Fine Affair in Hanlderf Town Hall Last Night. @
 The Young, Mems club of Hamden held it's first annual dance and mas- cuerade at the town hall Centerville last night and 1t proved a grand suc- cess. The grand march was lead by Patrick Roche and Miss Grace Roberts, and were followed by seventy-five other couples. .4.. -.,.=E.N
 For the best comical character Thorn- as Roberts was awarded the -cake. and Miss Preston took the hecond prize, a silk umbrella, for the best dressed lady.
 The masquerade was the best con- ducted and most enjoyable ever given in 4he town hall. and it was earnestly hoped that another will soon be given.
 A fine entertainment was given during the dancing by John Shanlon, who sang two songs. The music for the dancing was funished by Second regiment drum
 corps orchestra.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
'End-Ot- Week
 and Other Things

This store is in splen- did shape to help you with end = of-the week buying. When women
 folk need so many knick- ::knacks-gloves, hand ;kerchiefs, neckwear and a hundred other things. When mothers think oi
 new appa rel for. the youngsters, that they may look their best on Sun day. When the men think of new undercloth- ing, hosiery or necktie and other furnishings.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
DIED IN NEW YORK,

Word was received in this city late last evening that Daniel Conway, for merly of this city, was dead at the Hartford hotel, S09 Pearl street, New York. MT. Conway was a steward on a steamer which ran between New York and Savannah, Ga. The police here were asked to find his father in this city, and early this morning found out that he resided in Fair Haven and told him of his sons death.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
HE HAD A WHEEL.

Was Arrested by Detective Daley and
 the Bicycle Was Taken Away From
 Him.
 Detective Daley arrested Lyman c. Griswold of Springfield, Mass, late last evening for stealing g. wheel in Bridge port. The detective heard the man talking about the wheel, which he had with him at the time, to another man and arrested him. He was locked up and the wheel was put in cold storage,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
WAS RINGING DOOR BELLS

Charles E. 'Gerver, ten years old, of S22 Grand avenue, was arrested yester- day afternoon and charged with breach of the peace. It is claimed that he has been going around the neighborhood of his home ringing door bells and talk ing through the speaking tunes.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
NOTICE.

NOTICE.
 A Special Meeting of the Stockholders of the New Haven Water Company will be held at the office of the Company, 100 Crown street, New Haven, on Tuesday, October 20, 1903, at ten o'clock a. m., for the purpose of taking action in relation to the acceptance of the amendment to the charter of said Company passed at the last session of the General Assembly of the State of Connecti- cut. DAVID DAGGETT, o15 5t Secretary. District of New Haven, ss. Probate Court.
 October 15. 1903. ESTATE OF KATHERINE l.. RUSH. AND HENRIETTA H. BUSH, of Des Moines, Iowa, owning property ill said District, minors. The guardian having made written appIi- cation for an order authorizing and en- towering him to sell and convey certain real estate of said ward, as by said appIi- cation on file in this Court more fully ap- ORDERED, That said application be heard and determined at q Court of Probate to be held at New Haven, in said District, on the 22d day of October, 1903, at ten o'clock in the forenoon, and that public notice of the pendency of said application, and of the time and place of the hearing thereon, be given by publishing this order three times In some newspaper having cir- cnlaffon in said District. -.4.... :.. 2 Rv order of Court. ;. JAMES KINGSLEY BLAKE,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
HOSPITAL EMPLoYE ILL.

William s. Smith, bookkeeper in the office of the New Haven hospital, is suf- fering with some kind of knee trouble and is confined to his bed.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
:Safgrday fn fhe
Cloak Room

Always the busy day of the week-this Satur- day finds us stocked to the brim with new gar- nents never shown be- fore. Don't fail to see the new SUITS, new COATS, new WAISTS, new PETTICOATS, new SKIRTS, new FURS
 the exclusiveness of the styles shown you will be l welcome relief from
 e usual assortments.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
WANTED.

FOR the U. s. Army: able-botiied, unmar- ried men, between the ages of 2l and 35: citizens of United States. of good char. speak, read and write English. For in- formation apply RECRUITING OFFIC- ER, Se0 Chapel street, New Haven: 66 Bridgeport, or IT7 Bank street. Mater. bury, Conn. oI-dsl
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17

District of New Haven, ss. Probate Court, ESTATE of GEORGE D. BRADLEY, late of Brooklyn, N r., owning property in said District. deceased. The Administrator having exhibited his administration account with said estate to this Court for allowance, it Is s,4. :, ORDERED-That the Fist day of October, 1903 at ten o'clock in the forenoon. at a Court of Probate to be held at New Haven, In said District, be and the same Is appoint ed for hearing on the allowance of said account, and this Court directs that notice of the time and place of said hearing be given publishing this order three times in Some newspaper having circulation in said District &5
 By order of Court.
 JAMES KINGSLEY BLAKE.
 o15 St Clerk.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
BOWLING TOURNAMENT.

Narragansetts Take Three Games From
 Pickwicks. .. .... as... .s The Narragansetts won three games last night in the bowling tournament at the Aschenbrodel from the Pick wicks. The games were all exciting and large audience was in attendance. The final score was 2S13 to 2179.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17

Dictrlct of New Haven. ss.. Probate Court, October 12, 1903. ESTATE OF CHARLES ]. BAILEY, late The Court of Probate for the District of New Haven hath limited and appointed six months from the date hereof for the cred itors of said deceased to bring in their feet to exhibit their claims within said time will be debarred.
 All persons indebted to said estate are
 EARLIsS P. ARvINE,
 o13 St Administrator.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
aaauts.

Gas cent . word fer saeh inssrtion: ays cents wsrs for fun week. ssvss tnaA
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
DEATHS.

NAS0N--In Newtown. Oct 15, Louis s. Mason, formerly of this city, in the 57th year of his age. Funeral services will take place from the residence of his brother, J. z Mason, 347 Orange street. at 200 D. m., Saturday. Burial at Clinton, Conn.,, on the arrival of train that leaves this city at 300 D. m. Relatives and friends invited to attend. ole 2tc ARMSTR0NG-In this city, October 16, 1903, Montgomery Armstrong in the sgd year of his age.
 Funeral Monday, 10th inst, at 2:30 D. ni., from his late residence, 325 Humphrey street. Burial at the convenience of the family. or 2tp PElAsE Suddenly October 15, 1903, at Samobor, Austria, Captain William B.. Pease, United States army (retired), son of the late Thomas H. Pease, of this city.
 o17 1tp CRoSETTE-At Boston. Mass, October IA, Miss Mary L. Crosette.
 Interment at Springfield, Mass, October 1G. o17 1tp
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17

AN ACTIVE man as agent for an old Iint Life Insurance Company, writing up-t5- date contracts. A liberal arrangenent VIII be made with the proper person, and the contracts will provide for continuols renewals. Address Fred R. Loydon. Box SIP, Hartford, Conn. ol6 4t
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
Special Cracker Sale.
S. s. ADAM s. Cor. State and Court StS.

T45 Grand Avenue. 25S Davenport Ave, 247 Howard Avenue. [ shelton Avenue S75 Howard Avenue. 143 Rosette Street, 155 Lloyd Street.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
WANTED,

ALL best help. male and female, for any
 kind of work; call, we supply most nj best places. SLEEMAN'S RELIABLE LARGEST, BEST EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 763 Chapel street. Open even
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
NAMED,
WANTEn.

A WOMAN to do washing. Call at HINH PLACE. ole If
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
Jones' Employment Agency,
Sternhsrg's Employment Agency.
ENTERTAINMENT Acnnrx

MRS. s. A. GLADwINs, 1o2 ORANGE STREET Rooms 4-5. The best place to get good help and obtain situationa. Housekeepers, nurses, girls for general eners, cooks, laundresses, etc. Gerndans.
 Swedes and all nationalities. Situatfons for city and country. Hours, 830 (. rl. to ?. m. Telephone call 1880. o2f
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17

SLEEMAN'S Reliable old Employment
 Agency has removed to 783 Chapel street.
 just below old stand. o2 i'm :.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-10-17
FOR RENT.

LOWER floor of 210 Orchard street, with all modern improvements, heat included.
 o14 If
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-06-19
MISS ELuOT'S REMAINS
Will Be Brought to WalIa Walla for
interment-8ody Expected
Tomorrow

The remains of Miss Maude Elliott
of Walla Walla, who was visiting at
Heppner and lost her life in the flood,
will be returned to this city for inter
ment. The body was shipped from
Heppner last night and is expected to
arrive here tomorrow morning. Miss
Elliott's death is unusually sad. For
several months prior to leaving Walla
Walla she had taken care OF three lit
tie orphan nephews and nieces, chill
dren of her dead sister. She left Wal
la Walla to go to Heppner 10 care for
a brOther-in-law who was i'll with con-
sumption. He with his wife and two
children were also swept away in the
food.
Miss Elliott's father and two sisters
are over on Salmon river and prob
ably up to this time are unaware Of
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-06-19
TO LOOK FOR RELATIVES.
c. F. Royse of Heppner Left WaIa
WalIa Today, Just Hearing of the
Awful Calamity Yesterday.

Nearly driven to distraction by the
awful flood at Heppner which he learn
ed Of yesterday for the first time at
Dayton. C. F. Royce, who has many
relatives and friends in the Inflated
town, left for the scene this morning
D. V. Reed and family relatives of Mr.
Royce reside at Heppner and he has
heard nothing from them. He fears
they are dead and also fears that his
mother was visiting there at the time
Sitting in the lobby of the State this
morning Mr.. Royce read accounts OF
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-06-19

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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-06-19
SHIELDS PARK.

The Kobers, great aerial artists will
be one of the features at Mr.. Shields
park, corner of Main and Palouse
streets. Also Lynden and Wrenn
sketch artists. Mr. Chas. Goodner in
his great musical act. Professor Will
liam Rasmus after a long absence will
appear in his delightful readings.
The Observation-Disclosures songs
The great baritone singer Mr.. Ronold
Bradbury and many other features.
There will be only one performance
during the evening and lasts two
hours.