The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-04
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Catherine announced that ay ska
was about to give a tea nov 'eacas8
kindergarten class of which 81. %
member and that she n anos, |'s,
eie sIi were to learn a hymn .s' VI
peat before the minister. w WIN 10 n
grace the occasion by his nrssa Togg
misehievous elder brothar Hce' FL
anxiety about the choice relieved b
, she had to commit to me,the hyn,
ing e he would teach ny by TIL
knew. He repeated it to h.. one NJ
snort n it sounded well to It va
SO she learned 1t WORD for %1atheria
tectly. She was entirely moId "a,
me sensation she was about a"s7s e
ana OF the CONSERVATION nj ~ cFeaa
when. standing innocentlv hat teacas
hinissefr n repeated in a ciear ".
the pretty COW. VIII 'oEs
Inc pretty milk on Wha, THat gives X
Mnicn tt don't make me nEes, d
ehahk thee, pretty i plas /
s=sa pump
the best known of W., 4
IONS public schools is ~mashing,
named after Peter Fore Tue toro9,s{
gnlshec citizen of the capita, u'Sda,H
many years ago. VINO diat
a liAs anou school that D..
Gent Roosevelt had three of " S. F'e''
snrolied When he entered unon ' -. sons
aes OF tne presidency. 1t is s. i+e Gu.
he prtsldsnt chose this public taat
II Wnich his boys should recsi, seaSl
nary instruction for the reason tb, m
1ssired mem to be placed in tho r,S. ~
usociatlc surroundings. Tina .%sa.
80 situated Is evident whan :; lug
sateu nay among other puni,, : y
- positioh is the S-year-old 50, y y
British embassy, which 10 $500 at the
The school. 'oL lar :0a.l
In connection with this vo,,,n I.
IN instructor at the Force taIias bIlioa
owing story: 'S lHe .o.-
me little fellow is in his fret
he Force, having ATTENDED year at
ichool in previous years. Ha r a.oInesi
1ehtiy greatly "rattIed" recent1,. s'i'
ng a recitation in English erS uuF.
"nen the question was D 70 tf INN
amp" Is lAe word
whether his confusion WAS H..
ne Iact that he was a new mini y.
me Force. or to the fact fha+ IN aI
seated next to the son of tha nros way
II the United States, Is NOT L;nor-r! ca
any rate, the little fellow stamrn.. =.
gut: ~4''AeEed
Which, ma'am: the am that vor
Or the am that you be?" s-'
a party of well known Wall s,r..,
operators We're passing up Broad strsst,
l Few days ago when their attAntiant
was attracted by three biz strsa,
cleaning department wagons standin,
temporarily in front Of the banSins
aouse of J. P. Morgan G. Co.
NOV, 1 wonder what those lpttars
d. S. c." painted on those wagona
nean?" remarked one Of the party
That's easily guessed" repredi
lanes R. keene dryly. Don't Won ss
sffice?" sans
Yes, but"
Wei. those are pretty big trucks
Tou see, and d. S. c. undoubtafIv ara,
an invitation to Dump Steel Com.
nom"
It is related of Frank r. Stockton
hat while on a visit to Boston he WAS
invited to address the members Of Al
we'll known woman's club. The men,
per who conveyed the invitation was al
most dignified and stately matron. With
lust a suspicion of asperity in her tone,
She suggested to the humorist that he
night address the club on any subject,
which seemed to him appropriate, but
that she would call his attention to the,
TACT that this was not a club of new
women" with the emphasis on new
With a daferantial bow the humorist
replied:
"Ah, madam! I am convinced of that
At the same time, however, you would
aot have me call you a club Of old
women, would you?"
Just outside what used to be tho
boundary line of New York city a d.
apidated church stands on a
picturesque country road. Up It's
weather beaten sides green Ivy clings
.enaciously. There is a little belfry on.
The edifice, in which hangs the bell.
which the good people to-
worship. The door Of the church is one
IF the old fashioned style-heayy black
wood with metallic bands.
Over the door is a %Scriptural sign:
This is the door to Heaven" I
Not long ago there was q sign tackled
right under this. on the broad face Of
the big door, in big black words on a
white cardboard background. Many
parishioners smiled when they read:
CLOSED for repairs
1t was IN az uptown cafe IN Ne" loth.'
A well known doctor had just been telins
# his theory in regard TO badness he
had looked into the subject pretty care
.ully, he said, and had come to the cor
fusion that premature badness "~
>auSe6 by freoueut shaving.
81 had a patient ask me the otheI ua'
what he should do for his bald head col.
:inued the doctor. well, now, OF coulSs
[ wasn't going TO give him the same ou
story that the medical profession mas ussA
telling for years. l had to give h!E! so'.''
thing new Or
"Or lose your Job" put in Eddie Foy.
The doctor ignored he INTERRUPTION au
went on:
"Or follow In the beaten path. NOW,
have been working on this shaVlns |"'U.
and find hat the American Indians NV
40 boards to speak OF. but they al! aa,.
heavy growths of hair on the top OF 'zsa II.
heads. where a man ought to nave It. r nh
same way with other savage tribes ~ ~
Bushmen have heavy boards, oul 'As' Nv
them grow and never shave. ana 10 y ~
ever sees a bald head among them'
[ just explained my theory to TINS man .
told him IL he would stop having aa,
Stop shaving n turn his lace "''
town." interjected Foy.
He'd be all right" said the doc'o''
A few days following a recent up'o iSs
wedding in Philadelphia, the oli!tlI Iva .-s
Clergyman requested a FRIEND ~ IN.