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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

A discovery is announced from Osh- kosh, Wis. which will make glad the hearts of those old soaks who find it dif- flcult to keep themselves drunk on their limited means. It is told that a man up there drank a quantity of ribbon-cane beer during the Christmas holidays and he has been getting drunker ever since. To the man who finds it difhcult to keep up jag this is in the nature of a blessing.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
Made a Mistake.

Weekly Enterprise -. .,..
 Andrew Carnegie is said to regret that bo did not become a newspaper man in- stead of d steel magnate. He made mistake, for fact if 1t was his amol- tiOn to die poor.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
A Suggestion.
Baldwin Standard.

Baldwin StandaIu. ., =,
 The Standard suggests that those or inc medical fraternity (there are only few of them) who want to get a com iegisIature should get the job from the federal government of vaccinating grass hoppers There would be money m 1t for the NJ. DIS and no injury would be done to helpless children or connoins adults
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
The Strong Scent.
Shelby Sen

Shelby Sentinel. .,...
 A prominent negro politician says that roosevelt is to the negro race what the heart is to the body" That's pretty near as strong as the scent Of negro on A hot day in August.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
Might Think Over It.

Birmingham News .,,,o
 The whole history of jurlspradenee might be searched in vain for single instance where an evil thing was res stricted or abolished by granting it license. The legislators who favor heens- ing pistol-carrying might think over this'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

Speaking of .he nomination of Tom Platt by the Republicans of New York The Minneapolis Journal asks: Gan any body tell why?" Perhaps he had the price.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
Position Not strengthened.

Eufaula Times.
 The President may have satisfied his desire to interfere in everybody's busi- ness but he has not strengthened his position by attempting to dictate to the Utah Legislature.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

A question worthy of consideration in connection with the Delaware imbroglio is whether the President will suspend the Legislature if 1t refuses to elect Ad- dicks.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
The Reason Why.

Greenville Advocate.
 Perhaps the reason 1t is so hard to get the services of respectable and moral colored ladies in the kitchen is that there Similar ''downy beds of case
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
should Have Known Better.

The New Jersey murderer who" ate unlimited raw onions for days before inc hanTinr should have known better HSs hTeath was SO strong they had hard work choking him to death.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

All the war on Senator Spooner wasn't worth a last years birds nest so far as defeating him was concerned
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

Kentucky Teacher (of infant geography class)-Tommy Blood may tell us what strait Is. ,. ..,,ee
 Tommy Blood-It's jis t plain stun 'thout nothin' in it-Ohio State Journal
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

Old Emdee-wen. how do you like your profession? ,.. the practice I'm kicking about.-Town and County.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

"Szo! Miss Mary. dey tell me dat you shall tell my character by my handt!' well, to begin with, you're German ''Achi it is wonderful. -Tit-Bits.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
! < < < < < < = % % < 4 < < < {
 k WHAT THE STATE PAPERS !
 k ARE SAYING. !
Its Johnston Lenses,

Marion Standard.
 The editor of The Opelika News should wine off its Johnston lenses if he wishes to criticise Governor Jelks's message fairly
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

Editor The Advertiser.
 One of the most important matters to come before the Legislature will be the bill for the relief of the Supreme Court of Alabama committee should be ap- pointed from the house and Senate to confer with the Supreme Court and in- tToduce such bill as would give relief. The accumulation of business before the Supreme Court is so great as to be a hardship on many who have to wait un- til their cases can be considered.
 I,aucer
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
THE ADVERTIsER's TELE-
 PHONES.
The Advertiser,s Circulation Grows

The circulation of The Advertiser during the last month of last year was laxger than in any previous month in its history. It steadily m. on the good will of the people of, Alabama Here are the swora figures for Decsmser' 1902:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

George--Jack, you gave me the same hook that you gave me last Christmas.
 Jack-Shake, old man; so did you.-De- troit Free Press.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

It was bright reformer who said we want good men. and we want 'em bad "-Baltimore News.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

rommy-Did paw say it hurt him worse than it did you? ..,,,,o he WIZ whalin' me I stepped on his corn'- Indianapolis Sun.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
MORE PAY FOR ALABAM1ANs.

Congressman Wiley keeps to his Ia vorite occupation of trying to do good thr gs for his constituents. and Alabam- fans generally. His last bill in the House Is to increase the pay of certain persons engaged in the United States Courts in Alabsma. The bill provides:
 That on and after the passage of this act, the per diem pay or compensation of each court crier, bailiff in any court of the United States held in either district of the State of Alabama, as we'll as the per diem pay of every witness in any criminal case summonsd by authority of the Government of the United States to attend such courts iD said State of Ala bama, shall be three dollars a day In lieu of the. per diem compensation now provided by law"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

Wife (sleeplly) What is the ma. matteI with baby? Husband Con the Waih' think he is suffering from an attaeA oi yeller fever.-Omaha Mercury.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
NewS ano Gossip ef Washington.
BY LUCIEN JULIEN WALKER

Iy he has been wined and dined ceaseIess- ly by the best people of the country. If all this adulation did not give the young man distaste for his professional work, he would be little less or a little more than human. Yet his case is not without something of pathos. Leaping suddenly into extraordinary fame, he found himself in his youth wofld-hero, whom all men and women were praising. In his good-heartedness, he suffered silly women to make fools of themselves. be- ginning unhappily with the St. Louis girl who publicly kissed him on the Jersey shore, and halting with the horde of hug gers in Kansas City. where .the plat form comes from. and so he unexpected iy and cruelty found himself made the butt of every paragrapher and comic journal in America.
 Subsequently on his own claim of a bad condition of his eyes. he applied to be placed on the retired list--sought for permission to quit the service which had brought him his wide fame. Twice re- tected by naval retiring boards, com posed of medical experts, he received the rare honor of a special message from the President of the United States to Con- gress asking that personal act be passed overcoming the decisions of the re- tiring boards. and now this unprecedented plan has failed.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

Jim-say! If you'll notice youn see std Ir,a' '. most of these big Wall Street men s'al U Ssm-Yes and that is where they learn ed 10 water stock. Iiser
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

v. n. Scott GirculatIon Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser, being duly sworn, says: The foregoing statement of The Ad- vertiser's daily circulation for the month of December, 1902. Is true and correct, and rampiied after all returns from newsboys, rews aForts and leftover copies have been dsdtcted W A. SCOTT,
 Circulation Manager. sworn to and subscribed to before me this 7th day of January. 1908. ..
 feaaIl N. F., Ex-O. J. P.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

TilIman's term as Lieutenant Governor has expired as his term. in prison begins.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
CAPTAIN EATON.


 These charges against Captain Eaton are probably not true. It was my duty and my delight some years ago to see q great dealfof Captain Eaton. In command of war vessel he put into a certain foreign port where l was stationed as American consul. Our official relations necessarily began immediately after he brought his ship to her moorings, within three hundred yards of the consulate. and our personal relations began few hours later, when he became my guest He not only gave no evidence of hurtful dissi- patton at any time during the fortnight his ship was in that port but impressed me and the numerous friends of mine, many of whom were army and navy off, cers of high rank, whom I invited to meet him. as being temperate as regards strong drink, and being. moreover. a courtly and constantly considerate gentleman. I consider myself fortunate in being able to thus bear witness in behalf of Cap tain Eaton. whom I have not seen in several years, and probably will never see again.
 The impugning of his good name in connection with this Bremerton scandal is the most excellent reason for this statement. Is it not the plain Christian dI'y of every one to bear witness in be- half of a man charged with grave of- fense when he can do so truthfully?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

Professor Norfandmore-The books of tho Chaideans were written on orlcEs---- ss Sporter Cin a still. small voicel-They must have made hard reading. Harvard Lampoon.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
THE DARLING ACT.

A week or two ago the whole country was discussing an extraordinary letter from Assistant Secretary of the Navy Darling laundering against what he, IT. effect, characterized as the monstrous wickedness of Bremertqn, painting that small town on the coast of Washington State as a veritable hell of vice, his con tentions being based upon an official re- port from Captain Eaton, who had been on duty there as d naval officer.
 Bremertons response came quickly and bitterly. Leading citizens declared that the statements to which MT. Darling had given official currency in lis remarkable threat to stop all warships from calling at that port until tho city government had suppressed the glaring vices, were islanders, constituting an inexcusable out rage on a law-abiding community. They further charged very grave offenses against Captain Eaton, alleging that he had been publicly drunk and that he had borrow ed various sums of money from several citizens, and had then in one or more cases repudiated the obligation, de- nying that he had borrowed the money.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
SHiP YOUR GOODS !
 BY THE SOUTHERN EXPRESS COMPANY

which operates on 2 900 miles of first-cIas,
 aiIroads, with connections with other com 'anies, to all points accessible by express.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

Washington, Jan 3.-(SpeciaD-H completely one mans vanity and nasty spite can render impossible of gratifica- ton the wishes of multitudes of good men is strikingfy illustrated in the House just now by the inexcusable attitude of Mir. John Austin Moon, the Democratic Representative of the Chattanooga dis trict, who is wilfully preventing his Democratic colleagues from passing much much-needed legislation.
 MT. Moon has bill of his own pend- ing to change the name of Indian Ter r1tory to Jefferson and give 1t Territo- rial form of government. He valnly en- deavored last session to get day set for the consideration of this bull, and so far before the House, Speaker Henderson resolutely refusing to recognize him for the purpose of making motion to hx a day or to call up the measure by unani- nous consent.
 fingered by the Speakers refusal, MT. Moon sits in the House and objects to unanimous consent to everything, and at this stage of the session the only hope for Democratic measures lies in unani- nous consent. But the Republicans, having the Committee on Rules. get rules brought in which make objection of no avail, and so they get their bills through MooN-sTRUcK BILLS.
 thuS 2UOUU ID tlHS hcpouy pat his party associates on the floor and people they represent who are concerned in the proposed legislation. One of the bills which he has so far succeeded in blocking is MT. Clayton's measure fixing tho time for holding the terms of the United States Circuit and District Courts in Alabama, to which there Is no oppo- sition. 1t being on the calendar under a unanimous favorable report from the Ju- dietary Committed; and there are various other Democratic measures of more or less importance that Mir Moon will not allow to pass.
 Mir. Moon must be aware that he can't force Speaker Henderson to yield to his wishes in respect to his Territorial bill and he must see that he is hurting none but his own party friends. Hence his persistent Objecting to unanimous con sent places him in not very graceful light. It appears that he is very ambi- tious to have his name connected with the naming of a future State of the Un- ion in honor of Thomas Jefferson, which Is most assuredly worthy ambition, but he can't single handed pass a law to that effect. There doesn't seem to be much demand for it any way. Meantime some of MT. Moons Democratic col- leagues are very wrathy toward him. He has had distinguished and highly hon. orahle career and it seem a pity that he should get himself disliked at this late day on account of trivial and seemingly ungenerous conduct in the House.
 xrAnG<Nr uw A " n~crHHY
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
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Letters to the Editor.
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Editor The Advertiser,

Relieve the Supreme Court.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24

The Scripture tells us to love our enemies"
 hut it's as much as l can do to love my relations "--W Washington Times.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-01-24
A LITTLE FUN NOW AND THEN
Bright Paragraphs to Relieve tn
 Seriousness of Life.

Bright Paragraphs to Relieve the
 Seriousness of Life. It was bright reformer who said: We want good men. and we want em bad Baltimore News. George-Jacl, you gave me the same book that you gave me last Christmas. Jack-Shake, old man; so did you.-De- troit Free Press.
 "szo! Miss Mary dey tell me dat you shall tell my character by my handt.'
 well, to begin with. you're a German
 '.Ach! it is wonderful -Tit-Bits
 Old Emdee-well. how do you like your Yomng Emdee-Profession is O. k. It's the practice I'm kicking about.-Town ana County.
 Kentucky Teacher (of infant geography classl-Tommy Blood may tell us what strait is , z.,,a Tommy Blood-Its jis' ( plain stun thout nothin' in it,-Ohio State Journal
 Tommy-Did paw say 1t hurt him worse Johnnv-Nope: but he did, cuz while he wuz whalin' me I stepped on ms cor"'- Indianapolis Sun.
 Wife (sleeplly) What is the t5.1eT I,-S. with baby? Husband (on the WaiH ,f think he is suffering from an attaeA oi yeller fever.-Omaha Mercury
 :Jin-sayl If you'll notice youll see lnat most of these big Wall Street men s'art- ed on a farm. ..-,. .N,,, Ioarr. sam-Yes, and that is where they learh- ed to water stock.-Princet0n Aisei
 Professor Mortandmore-The books Of tho Chaideans were written on bricks--- Sporter Cn a still. small voice9-They must have made hard reading.-1arvard Lampoon.
 The Scripture tells us to love our enemies"
 II would if had any affection to spare. but it's as much as ] can do to love my relations Washington Times.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19

PERSONAL.

J. A. Burton, Jos. A. Walker. J. *.
Urmstead, W. A. Jackson and A.
Shives. CT Los Angeles. registered at
the Hotel Adams yesterday.
H. Z. O'Brien, OF San Francisco. is
in the city on business. He repre-
sents the New Zealand Insurance Co.
III this section and is a particular
friend of H. D. Armstrong of the Ho-
tel Adams.
G. E. Tay.or a leading business man
of Globe. arrived here yesterday mcrn-
ing registering at the Hote! Ada FMS.
Among those registering at the Ho-
tel Adams yesterday we're John
j. Brown of Yuma john Char
les, Denver; H. J. Schneider. Chicago:
c. A. Werden. New York John L.
Cross. Boston: H. a. Schwartz Bis
bee; NJ. NJ. Feustmann. Philadelphia:
Fred Loevey. San Francisco: A. r.
Mueller. Milwaukee.
Isabel Wood and Florence Wood. of
Waseca. Mimi. registered a the Com
mercial hotel yesterday.
j. McNaughton. Jr.. came down yes
terday morning from Wickenburg.
where he is preparing with others to
work the shines of the old Vultu1e
dump by a new cyanide process. He
is at the Commercial.
Ii Ormand and B. L. Smith. of Riv-
erside, California, are at the CONNER
cial.
Among those registering at the Com
mercial yesterday were: Joseph Z.
Ryan of Chaparral; Z. Rucker and j.
j. Fisher of Prescott f NJ. Atkinson
OF Chicago: H. c. Strout of Ouray: D.
a. Glen of Hazel Deli: Z. II. Cullinane
Of San Francisco: 7. H. Sutton of Los
Angeles: F. E. Montez and wife of
Bowie: c. F. Egan of Globe.
Chas- H. NJ. Williams of Jersey City,
y. j.. and 4. ?. Davis of WASHINGTON,
D. c.. registered at the Ford hotel yes
terday.
Mrs. Elizabeth c. Rrownwho has
been very H. at her home. S24 North
Third street, is convalescent
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19
Of Locally
Interest.
go =
THE WEATHER
Local Daily Weather Report for The
Arizona Republican.

Forecast for today: Fair.
Data for "a hours ending D. m. YES
.erday: ., sd
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19

Sc.
Average relative humidity. q per
cent. =
Total precipitation 0.
Character of the day: Clear.
NJ. E. BLYSTONE, Sec. Director.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19

tended to continue his flight. The let
ter from the sheriff of CHA did not
say what crime Encnas had commit
ted. but Officer Gonzales learned yes
terday from his brother that he shot
a man not long ago near Troy. His aim
was little high and the ball went
through the shoulder. The wounded
man is brother-in-law of the brother
of Encinas. The prisoner by the way is
a brother of the man tried at the last
tenn of court Tor stealing diamond
from ]. JereZ.
Electric Facial Massage, Scalp Treat
ment, Hair Goods, Latest Modes, Man.
touring. Mrs. Aylwin's Parlors. IL S.
Center Street.
PARADISE SODA" crackers at
George D. Burtis. SO N First avenue.
Eye strain relieved by wearing our
resting glasses. German optical in
stitute. West Adams st.
THERE ARE no FLIES ON
BURTIS' FRUIT.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19

After women marry they can be said
to be reasonably happy if they don't
spell brute with a big B.-Atchison
Globe.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19

THERE ARE no FLIES ON
BURTIS' FRUIT.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19

PARADISE SODA" crackers at
George D. Burtis'. SO n. First avenue.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19
SALE.

Fine 20-acre ranch close in: good i'm
provements; water right in Marcopa
canal.
15-acre ranch miles northeast with
good house; fire shade; orange grove;
etc.
20-acre ranch, miles out, all in al
falfa, good house, shade, well, etc.
Good 60-acre alfalfa ranch within
four miles of town at a bargain
Five-ro house, close in, at great
sacrifice to cover amount of loan.
Good bargains in city lots. Now is
the time to buy.
Fine S0-acre improved ranch with
water in Salt River canal, at bargain
if taken soon.
Some of the best SUGAR BEET LAND
in the valley for sale at $500 and $50 90
per acre.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19

Copies of the Republican containing
an account of the Jubilation meeting
Thursday night may be had at this of
flee at the usual price.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19
Hurley's Market for spring lamb.

Fashionable hair dressing and mani
curing. Appointment made for Sham
pooling. at homes Sundays. Mrs. EtEe
HorStman, at Stems.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19
|Hyisdbs9jamina&|
| MAKERS X NEWyoRK |

That mark means merit-yet it
means much more. 1t represents the
painstaking labors of 5000 salaried
custom tai'ors-the scrupulous care
with which the fabrics are examined
and shrunk in the BENZ AMIN estab-
lshment, the art with which BEN
JAMIN designers create new styles
the skill with which each garment is
cut to fit ard fit perfectly. Men who
know say they are the worlds best in
ready-to to- wear-and that the price is
right
BENJAMIN Fall Suits, SIS to $50.
BENJAMIN Manhattan Top" Coats,
s14 to $50.
BENJAMIN broadway Box" Top
Coats, $40 to SIS.
Your money back IL anything goes
wrong. You'll find them here-no-
where else.
THE HUB"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19

Mr.. and Mrs. Cravens will move theil
studio Monday. Oct. 18th. from A.!
North 9Th ave. to 40 West jefferson ST
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19
HE DISTURBED THE SUNDAY

Geraro BeltIan filed himself I'D with
the blood red wire yesterday and fill
ed his pockets with rocks with which
he began tc lombard everything and
every body in his immediate neighbor-
hood a deputy sheriff put an end
tc the hostil!ties by throwing Beltran
into the county jail.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19
BY COM MON
CONSENT

the award of merit is conferred on the
clothes bearing this famous mark
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19

There is something wrong with any
woman who will laugh at the jokes of
drunken man.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1903-10-19

Maple Leaf Bowling alley, basement
Mckee's store. Come and bowl
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-09-30

like their own; their blood Was IN the
red rill that trickled through the hum
BILE veins of some scion that knew not
how to read-as ."Tess of the d'Urber-
villes" in Hardy's great novel wore that
name in the form of "Durbeyfield." At
any rate, old Thomas, VINO still lives
and is unashamed Of his lowly be-
ginnings, began business whose profits
now run into the millions of pounds an
nually, by peddling pills which he him.
self had made, his whole stock, nightly
replenished, in a tray hanging from his
shoulders. The greater success OF the
pioneer. success not surpassed II in
deed it is equaled by any other in the
patent medicine field, was due to the
fact that he appreciated the value OF
advertising Like Sir Thomas Upton,
who signalized his entry into independ-
ent business by driving two enormous
hogs through Glasgow streets laseled
'Lipton's Beauties or something like
that. 1 have no doubt that young
Beecham will one day take a title. Why
not? There is no duke created for a
trade more useful than that of the SOL
der, but Baron Burton is the brewer
of Bass ale;;" Baron Iveaugh is the
Dublin Guinness stout man; and there
are others.