Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1903-04-23

about 1t. just come with me and
I'll take you over and introduce
you TO my old friend, Q. f. Doss,
who operates the best saloon in
town--"The Pslace Saloon" He's
a hustling business man who keeps
an orderly resort, and I'll say this
much for him, IL ever you want a
drink of good liquor you are sure
to always get 1t at his place. He
and his assistants treat everybody
alike, and consequently CONTROLS
the beat and largest trade in town.
And say he has recently put in
couple Of good pool tables-they're
the best make, with fine cushions
and all that, and I'll tell you its
fine sport to play pool on them
during leisure hours for you know
we must all have little recreation
sometime.
"Hslt" COMMANDED Uncle Bill
as the party crime in front Of Fl.
X. Woods d Company's drugstore.
walk right in" why, we're
not sick and =" Guess / know
that" laughed the old man, but ]
suspect 1t won't be long before
this young man begins to take an
interest in things, paragoric and
=" 'U-N-C-L.Ep We'll go
In anyway and get acquainted, be-
sides Ssllye may find some toilet
articles she wants" Sure enough,
before leaving he was loaded down
with combs, brushes, face powder
and several bottles Of fine perfume
to cay nothing Of stationery, per.
iodicals, etc. Don't forget" add
cd Uncle Bill. ito come here with
your prescriptions, as Mr.. Woods,
as well az his clerks are competent
pharmacists, who use nothing but
pure and reliable drugs. He also
has the largest and most complete
line Of ready mixed paints and
new novelties 10 wall paper to be
found in the county, and his prices
are not exhorbitant on any of his
stock. Infact, this gentleman han
dies the only large stock OF wall
paper in town and We might say
has the fnest and most complets
stock Of its kind in this part Of
the State.
| Another thing you must always
remember Sallye, and that is 70
procure your supply of meats from
q reliable and 6rst-class meat mar.
ket whore you can always depend
upon the goods you get be strictly
fresh. Now We have such a mar,
ket In our midst, and il is conduct
cd by q good friend of mine, Mr.
j. w. Givens, and while he may
know how 10 cut q round steak out
Of the neck or a porter house from
the shoulder, he kindly refrainS
from doing so, preferring to give
his customers What they ask fol
instead. He always keeps the best
meats proourable and his market
10 provided with every facility fol
the conduct Of this class of bus.
iness
After this visit Uncle Bill took
the party over TO M. Copher's res.
| taurant for refreshments, Well &c
here for nay friend Gopher con.
ducts one of the best establish
ments Of its kind in the county
Nov remember that Sallys and
give him your patronage accord.
ingly. He will treat you right
You'll find his stock Of confsc
tionaries, tropical fruits, groceries,
and canned delicacies always stric
y fresh aud his bakery goods the
choicest to be procured hereaboutl
While in his restaurant depart
ment one can obtain all of tn,
delicacies of the season, and anotI
or thing the cooking 10 done in
proper manner and all viands ar
iutelligently served. You cal
Judge Of that fact by this most OK
; celient spread before us. Now ano
J Their thing Jack, as you are a love
Of the weed, this 10 a good plao
, TO buy your cigars and tobacco.
While Uncle Bill was ponder
ing whore to go next, Sallye sud
, denly asked, "Unole, where can
find the leading millinery estab
! lishmentY" "Oh, not very ia
away," said Uncle Bill. "We'l
visit the establishment of Mrt
. Elizabeth Franks, who has Of
0 hand one of the most oomplet
: stocks of spring and summer mil
Q linery goods ever put on displa,
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