Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-04-24
Olnitz Notelets.

Olmitz NOteletS.
Ideal spring weather..
Rev. Father Huna is visiting in
Wilson. Kansas, this week. =. .
Cards are out announcing the
marriage of Mr.. Constantin Schneider
and Miss. Mary Brack Thursday April
23rd. Full report next week.
]. L. Miller and wife of Clahin
visited with ]. w. Miller and family
day or two the first of this week.
Mr.. Miller reports things booming
down his way.
e. Elmer Sharp did not spend Sunday
with home folks as was expected.
This is no false rumor, all straight
goods.
Mrs. DR.. Akin left for Carmen, o.
T., Tuesday morning to visit with her
daughter, Mrs. R. C. Bailey for few
weeks.
Mrs. F. NJ. McInnes returned
home Wednesday evening from her
visit with relatives and friends at
Lindsborg. q
Who says there is anything in
name? Mr.. Striker oHGalatia member
of the 'Galatia ball team could not
strike at all here last Saturday, but
Of course you must remember in what
| town he was playing.
/ Quite a crowd was in town Satur-
day last week to attend the horse
show. About - horses were on
exhibition and were the finest in the
country. Mr.. Ford of Homestead
township had his trained stations on
exhibition and they prove his abilities
as horseman and trainer.
The ball season opened here last
Saturday under very suspicious
circumstances. The first game of the
season was won by our home team
by score of 13 to II. The Galatia
team were the victims. The game
was good representative of the
opening game, full of errors and
boobies by both sides. The home
team shows up remarkably we'll and
will give their near opponents
good run for their money before snow
flies. The Galatia boys are very
nice lot of young men and a credit to
their village. Come again boys and
we will try to do you up worse.
We were wrong last week in our
assertion regarding the contemplated
|elopement, certain young lady took
the trouble to give us a good. calling
down for our impertinence and gave
us about 3 feet of her mind, after we
came to sufficiently to know what had
happened we have arrived at the con-
clusion that we counted our poultry
before the process Of incubation was
entirely. completed. Hereafter we
are going to leave all elopement
assignments toathe society editor.
CHOW KANSAS GIRLS KISS"
The Great Bend girl bows her stately head,
And leans upon your breast. O.
While the Eninwc cd girl turns cherry red
And says You do the'rest.'
The Hoisingson girl she squirms and Twists
And tries to break away,
While the CiafiD girl takes hold your wrist
And joins right in the play.
The Willard girl objects at first
But finally does come through.
While the Galatia girl like. Quenching thirst
Says please sir ten will do.''
The Blood Greek girl she sure knows how,
And never says word
While the Otis girl replies ''Oh Now such
Smacking never heard.
The Albert girl she is peach
She places them good and strong,
She rgets out of yonr reach
And does not think it wrong
The Heller girls some on the squeeze,
To be in her presence is bliss,
For osculatory privileges simply say
And you surely get kiss.
But best of ali is the Olmitz girl
With lips red and sweet.
Just give squeeze and says Now Please
| You'll no opposition meet .
NoTE-This "pome" was written
and composed by A. E. Taylor
| Cashier, Insurance Agent, Horseman,
and general good fellow. He has
apparently had varied experiences
throughout the county and seems
willing to give the uniformed the
benefit he has derived therefrom
Please remember dear reader we
cannot vouch for the truth of the
above; lines and if you rely upon Mr..
Taylor's word and get raped a few
good hard raps for your freshness
with some or: all of the above named
girls it's not our fault.
Clafin.
+ From The Clarion.
| Rev. Scott has been returned to
Cfafiin as pastor. at the NJ. E. Church
for fha rop,;Y,r yoar