Milford chronicle., 1903-08-07
HOW CAME TO Be MARRIED.

II NAV be funny, but have Joined the most
n the married. shadows departed-oyster
,tews brandy cocktails. cigars. boxes boot
,cks, shirt buttons, whist and domlnoes.
shadows present-hoopsE!r.s hand boxes.
ribbons. CATERS long stockings JuVehne
dresses, tin toys, infants little willow chalis
cradles. bibs, sugar tits, paregoric'hiye syrup /
rheubarb. SIENNA salts, castor oil, Gooheys
cordial. souils and doctors bills.
shadows future-More nine pound baoles'
more hive syrup.
TN lust tell you how got caught. was
the darndest most tea-custard Dasniui ie'
low vou ever did see 1t was kinder IN my
line TO be taken with the shakes every time
saw a pretty girl approaching me- ana "a
cross the street any time rather than iaee
ope II was not because did not ike the
critters. for If were behind fence peeping
,I,ronqb a kpot-hole couldn't look at one
long enough. .,
wal. nav sister gave party one night ana
STAYED away from home because was 100
basbfnl to face the music; so ! hung arounu
the house whistling "Old Dan Tucker ana
dopcinp to keep my feet warm, while gazed
on the heads popping up and down o7hlho
tho window curtains, and wishing the thuh-
lerino rartv would break up 50 that could
90, to INV room. / smoked bunch OF cigars
and as il was getting late and mighty un-
.o,,. fortabIe. l concluded to shin it up the
5oor-nost. No sooner said than DONE and
s,,, sorpd uovseifin bed Now, says 1, let
her riD.-dance until your wiz d gives out, and
Guiding under the quilts, sleep had gotten
bols of me. and began dreaming ofsoft shell
crabs. shrimp and stewed oysters Wheh my
Z wa Eone0
rap. rap, rap, on my bedroom door, ana
then Ii sings out: "Jack, are you tneIe' 3
ayes" saws I; then came a roar OF laughter
"Let us in, says sine. 81 Won l. says LINEN
apo,her laugh; by thunder I began to be
wild. Cant you let fellow alone arc
Won abed - says she. al am says l. Oe'
mn saws she. Il won't says j. theh an
other laugh. "Get out, you petticoa'ea scare
crow cried; "can't you get beau Wltnou'
pullinga fellow out of bed? ] won't go nome
with you. | won't; so you may as wen ele''i
ont. and stop throwing foot at the uoor'
/ felt better. 49,.
Bot presently, ohl mortal buttons; l hearo
a still small voice,very much Ike my slSters'
and said: .'Jack you will have 10 get up'for
all the girls things are In there. On Loiu ;
what n pickle. Think of me Ia bed eoNeIsu
over with mufs. shawls, bOnnets and cloaks'
and twenty girls at the door waiting lor me
toilet them in. III had had time TO think, /
nm snre would have tainted. As It was,
rolled back out of bed among The bonnet
ware and rtbbous in a hurrY,and Smash Went
tine millinery in every direction hau 10
dres, in the dark-for there was hole IN the
door and you know how girls viii peep ana
the way tumbled about was death 10 straw
hats.
The moment came and found mysefri ht
aD,ong the women. 80 my dear Leghorn'
cried one: "AIy darling little winter beaver
Grief another. ard they pitched and pulled
This wav ana that; and one bright eyed glr
named sal. put her arms around my neck
and kissed me right in the mouth Human
nature was too weak, couldn't stand that; ana
gave her as goLd as She sent. 10 was the
first time that ever got a TASTE and It was
nowerfuI good. beieve / cnr!d have Kissed
mat sHl from julius Caesar to tine Fourth cl
july. ....-,
..Jacs,r says sine, "we are sorry 10 disturb
YOU. hut went you zee me home? "4 eF'
said I.rI wIn,n and dio; and had another
.na, ( AT the gate, too. After that we toob
TO KINDER turtle-doviug after each other. Boti
ot ms siebed like "a barrel o, cioer when VIZ
were away from each other.
II was at the close OF "a glorious summe
day; the sun was setting behind "A disian
= bogpen and the chickens were going to roos'
$ ,,e bpu frogs We're commencing their eNel
=, tor song; the puuy-uogs iu thtlr mud-lu
a Is were preraring themselves for the shade
orui.ut auo sai and sat upon aa aauguat,
b1e,.,og liSteuin to the music of nature
q c,oir such as the tree-,oads, rorslerS, gtup
# .r.sp.es. and Low aud tucu size mellow 10
s,rora distant iacsa-s, waited TO our ears /
- the gentle zephyrs that sl=ned among
10 u.u.fen stalks, and came Ledviiy 'dden Wi
le t1,. delicious CdtIs oi ben COSTS ana PIG st.
p. The lasi lingering ru5s oi the setting ST
.-,snciU. from the br.t~s hpltonS tt 20 soiGH
-, h1ISe-nar. shonr Jhrougn fuot bo'e IN
II ncg rt.u fun iu -a.'s l.ce,dyi- g r lt.ir To
If orange hue. aud showing on uS thteao-u'
he rn.ttt,a bad idvaria.e. One ut uN ai
,, ,y.s around her waist, with o. y baud fes''
am her bari,, sine was az most enns-alu NV
|.t.o. she looked like % grt>-uopper dHI
)u ,g.th the hiecnrgh-, ilra I lsl iihe a uiud-i
ts |t, cooked with "a cod-iisu bai. "~a',' s'
,..ty.ice ass musical ass a d}i ing swan, "
sam have me: ~he tuIuel her eyes Lea'
% ,ald. r,asred me by the aaGd, Aad au att'
he oftte beaves and nunl stag- u.s. and Wit
ig. S Oh trut drey, her sA' e~turs- to h-r t1r'
.lssaid ayes" ohe gave clear oui a"d slI
he'd down 10 my ar, naeaed ner unt
l-o..e en sDspcuders aul Het rettn -n
OF onions that sne bad eaten tae Gay neiur
Wei. 10 make eng stof! saolN st
u.e cay...nd we gract .,etf-r four weeks eN
night. Low Wcwsuld val6 iu.o tae room
ms. p4t married. uIV we got as ers sceld. as
PIE Of Aiuscovy ducks. IEe uig"t The mi
OF ter and the company came, tue s snu
uu- eiven, and arm in arm we marched thro
eel tte crowded bal. Ne were just entering
parlor door, when down went hersia
lue! tBe uilcloth uiiug Sal wi II me. some eu
ay. r.IIow dropped "a ban ma skin ON the ii
Iog ana il noured me sqilt AN awful no
NV cassimers right under my dress coat
ma II was too late to back out so c.aopins
hands o, crit we marcheiin aud were spl
,irs. rabing seat, 1 va,eued the bfds-kl>
ii.s oyeration My groomsman was light
ited ne kissed ner uutll 1 got mp 10 take a &
when. o. horror a little Sky earoid boy
, at rrawled up behind me, and pulling my
through the hole in my pants had pinn
,are to the chair. and in jumping mp displ