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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
What 10 curtosityY

What 10 curtosttyf i
There has been complaint. from tho
beginning of history, that women are
'curious," says Success, What is Gu
riosity? It il the uneasy appetite OF
IN ill-fed mind. People fully educat-
ed and fully employed are not curl
GUS. Civilized woman has inherited
the mental growth of man, and then
has had to conflne that. enlarged ca
pacity to precisely the same field Of
activity whtse was sufficient for a
squaw. Wo11on. have been accused for
centuries SE 4 tendency to gossip"
What is goss9I? 1t is small talk about
other peopls-the discussion OF per-
sonal affairs which are not our own.
The tendency to this vice is a reac-
ton from the persistent presence Of
our own affairs.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
IN PRAIsE.OF CHAMBERLAIN
COLO, CHOLERA AND
DIARRHOEA REMEDY.

"Allow me to give you a few
words in praise of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy" says Mr.. John Hamlet,
of Eagle Pass, Texas. II suffered
one week with bowel trouble and
took all kinds of medicine without
getting any relief, when my friend,
Mr.. G. Johnson, a merchant here
advised me to take this remedy.
After taking one dose I felt greatly
relieved and when I had taken the
third dose was entirely cured. I
thank you from the bottom of my
heart for putting this..great remedy
in the hands of mankind" For
sale by F. M. Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
THE FOUNDATION OF HEALTH

THE FOUNDATION OF HEALTH
N punishment is the foundation of
strength Kodol Dys-
pesia Cure is the one great medicine
that enables the stomach and diges-
tive organs TO digest, aseimilate
and transform all foods into the
kinds of blood that nourishee the
nerves and feeds the tissues. Kodol
lays the foundation for: health.
Nature does the rest. Indigestion
dyspepsia and all disorders of the
stomach and digestive organs are
cured by the use Of Kodol. Sold BY
f. NJ. Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
READY WITH HIS ANSWER.
How Sir Harry keppei Staggered tn
Governor Of Aioters.

v1OW OFT s7AVTy NoPPos oSA00eT00 SOO
Governor Of Ai0ters.
There are not many men in the
British navy who were promoted more
quickly than Sir Harry Keppel. He
was a commodore at twenty-four, and
at this early ass was sent to the gov.
ernor Of Algiers to demand an apol.
ogy from that monarch for an insult
to the British flag.
Naturally the gold braid of the
commodore fred the youth to deeds
of daring, and, perhaps. q little bit
of "side," and the high tone which
he arrogated to himself upset his
majesty of Algiers to such an extent
that that dusky potentate cried out
against the insolence Of the British
queen for sending "beardless boy"
with such a message to him.
But young Keppel was prepared.
"Were my queen" he replied, won't
to take length Of beard for a test Of
wisdom, she would have sent your
highness q he.goat."
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
MADE HIS BRAIN REEL.
Wife's Simple instructions Frustrated
the Strong Man.

A man was picked up recently by
the police who seemed to be suffer
ing from mental alteration. but who,
on recovery. gave this account of him.
self:
When he left his happy home, early
in the morning, his wife kissed him
goodby, as was her custom when she
wanted an errand performed, and then
asked him to go to the dressmaker
and tell her that she (his wife) had
changed her mind, and would have
the water silk made up instead of the
poplin; and be sure to tell her, DEAR
said the wife, that If she thinks it
would look better with ten bias
hounces without putting, and box-plat-
ed below the equator, which should
be gathered in hem-stitched gudgeons
up and down the seams, with q gus
set stitch between, she can make It
up in that way, instead Of fluting tho
bobbinet insertion, and piercing out
with point applique, as suggested
yesterday"
Conservative Clubs In Danger.
The Club problem" is now coming
to the front. There are some twenty
old-established clubs in Lyndon whose
existence is In serious danger. The
number Of candidates on the books has
diminished alarmingly. On the other
hand, there 10 IN enormous supply OF
wellto:do and well educated men Of
the commercial class who are anxious
to become members Of the old clubs.
but the committees of those instlta..
tons resolutely refuse to admit them.
London Gfaphic.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
He and She.

TO anu oOSs
He walked along as If he might 4
Have known thing or two:
He slipped and hit the icy walk. S
Al If he might 60 through.
He gathered up his scattered words,
And said them over twice,
Because his equilibrium
Had failed him, on tho Ice.
He looked around him Just in time
To see q saucy maid
Laugh loud, and then go slipping down
Like mercury in the shade.
She gathered up her packages
And smiled an empty smile: J :.
She didn't say a word out loud.
But talked inside the while.
She cracked the smile to fool the man
She laughed at wouldn't you?
The man gave several chuckles.
And the ''horrid 1ce'' cracked. too.
The fall, the laugh, the ice. the Joke
Were all forgotten when
They started on together, lest
They both go down again.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
LONGEVITY Of Ministers.

Statistics gathered by the Prince
ton theological seminary alumni az.
sociation show that the average min.
ister's life approaches the three score
and ten years mark. OF forty-one min.
listers who have died during the past
year one had reached SO years s
months, two had passed their Goth
year, five their S0th IA their 10th and
six their Goth. The youngest died at
20. The average Of the forty.one was
68 years. And yet the proverb says
the good die young.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
Harvard Mans Record.

Ninety.dve years old, the Oldest Nv.
ing graduate Of Harvard university. .
grandson Of the revolution and a. SON
Of the war Of 1912, is the proud res
ord Of Hev. Joseph Warren Cross %
lawrence; Mass: In addition to an
this he can b0aDt Of frst-rate heultlf
and q clesr' memory that recalls stor-
les of the revolution he received first
handed. Rev. Mr.. Cross has figured
in the public line, having been mem
Der of the Massachusetts legislature
and q member of the constitutional
convention that created the constitu-
ton Of Massachusetts,.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
Medical PeriIs.

In Beloochistan, when a physician
gives dose, he is expected to partake
of a similar one himself as a guarantee
of his good faith. Should the patient
die under his hands, the relatives,
though they rarely exercise it. have
the right of putting him to death, I'M
less q special agreement has been
made freeing him from all responsible
ity as to the consequences; while, if
they should decide upon immolating
him, he is fully expected to yield to
his fate like q man.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
Another Name For Il.

"And now" said the inquisitive per-
son who had been asking all sorts OF
impairment questions of the raw
boned mountaineer who sat at his
cabin door smoking corncob pipe,
NOW will explain to you why have
been so inquisftive. I am a sociological
investigator, and am doing this in the
interest of science and humanity"
"How things do change" remarked
the mountaineer, as he leisurely
stretched himself. "Whenst were q
boy we called your kin OF people dern'
snoop-nosed medd1ers."
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
FEARFUL ODDS AGAINST HIM.

Bedridden. alone and destitute.
Such, in brief was the condition CT
an old soldier by the name of J. j.
Ravens, Versailles, O. For years he
was troubled with kidney disease
and neither doctors nor medicines
gave him relief. At length he tried
Electric Bitters. It put him on his
feet in sh ort order and now he
testities "I'm on the road to compete
recovery" Best on earth for liver
and Kidney troubles and all forms
of stomach and bowel complaints
Only soc. Guaranteed by all drug
gists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
WHAT Is LIFE7

In, the last analysis nobody knows,
but we do know that it is under
strict law: Abuse that law even
slightly, pain results. Irregular
living means arrangement of the
organs, resulting in constipation,
headache or liver truble. DR.. Kings
Few Life Pills quickly re-adjusts
this. It's gentle, yet thorough.
Only''25c at all druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
Renowned Name Of Pirate

There is family named Fennen 1v-
ing in the north of England whose
original name was Purvis. Two hun
dred years ago Frank Purvis turned
pirate and was killed fighting on his
ship. The family then decided to 70
linquish the name Of Purvis and take
that of Fennen, and ever since, the
eldest son of the family, on attaining
his majority, signs q pledge that he
will not resume the name Of Purvis.
The pledge has been handed down
from father to son and bears some af.
~ signatures.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
Cause of All the Trouble.

Cause Of All the Trouble.
A California professor whose study
is water has within a few days added
to marine biology several new forms
among the protozoa and coelentera-
one, the "peridinium" of the animal
culea, which is said to give the char
acteristic hue to the Red Sea, and the
other the "sapnyina," whose rides
cence vies with the plumage of the
peacock. Life is full of contradictions.
It is in all probability trying to avoid
these monsters that causes the feud
in Kentucky and the vendetta here
New York Telegram.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
cowrv Shell az Currency.

The cowry shell came to have value
In much the same way that value has
been attached to gold. It was regarded
by the West Africans who saw it as
q convenient form of money; but it
was difficult to obtain It. The cowry
shell is found only on the coast of a
number of islands of the southwest
shores of India. It had to be carried
thousands Of miles to tho west coast
Of Africa, where there was demand
for it and so real value became at
tached to it and it could bs used al
money.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
Region Of Laziness.

It is said that between the island Of
Madagascar and the coast of India
there are 10000 islands, only 900 of
which are inhabited. In most of these
islands a man can live and support his
family in luxury without working more
thnn twenty-five days in the year. In
fact on some Of the islands he need
not work at all, as nature provides
the food and no clothes are required.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
Both Eyes Do Not See Alike.

Many people believe that they see
the same with both eyes. That this il
not the case can be proved by the fol-
lowing simple experiment: Cover one
of the eyes with hand or bandage,
and let the experimenter attempt to
snuff out candle suddenly placed
within q few feet Of him. He will
almost invariably miss the fame,
either overreaching, underreaching or
putting the fingers too far to the right
or left Of the flame. With both eyes
normal and open the accommodation
for distance and direction is instantan-
eOus,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25

HAS SODA P1LEOF:CHAMBER-
LAIN's COUGH REMEDY.
1have sold Chamberlain e. Cough
Remedy; tor more than twenty
years and it has given il, entire Salts
faction. i have sold a pile OF it and
can recommend it highly.-Joseph
McElhiney, Linton, Iowa. You will
find this remedy agood frnd. when
troubled with a cough cold. It
awlays affords quick uelef and II
pleasant to take. For. sah BY Z. r.
Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
Spiders Are Harmless.

While the common house spider 10
harmless and renders positive SER
vice to mankind by killing flies and
other insects. it is generally regarded
with aversion, II not with fright. The
ordinary spider does not deserve its
bad reputation. From time immemor-
ial it has been called crafty and muir
derous, Turing the poor fly to it's
death and then greedily devouring it,
but really it only Furnishes trespass-
ors.-ExchangO.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
The Rose and the Lily.

In the long, long ago, so they tell me,
In a garden (where. nobody knows);u
There grew a sweet, modest. white lily
And a homely, old-fashioned white
And they both loved the amorous West
Wind,
Just why, I'm sure nobody knows
And the Wind was in love with the lily
That grew by the homely white rose.
In the night came the amorous West
Wind.
Confused by the dark, I suppose:
Was pressed on the lips OF the rose.
And ever since then, 50 they tell me.
Wherever sweet garden grows, ,,
And a blush on the face Of the rose.
San Francisco Bulletin.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
NEW JERSEY Ell
TESTIMONIAL.


M. T. Lynch, Editor of the
Philipsburg, N. j. Daily Post,
writes:"I have used many kinds of
medicines for coughs and colds in
my family but. never anything so
good as Foley s-.Honey and Tar,
I cannot say to-. much in praise Of
II -
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
Lucky Orchid Purchase.

An orchid grower at Kenilworth has
fallen in luck's way. Some time ago
he bought for few shillings from =
dealer abroad an orchid In sheath.
The plant turned out to be a rare
specimen, and he gave it the name OF
:ssMabel whateley" It gained an
award of merit at the last show OF
the Royal Horticultural Society, and
has just been disposed Of for the sum
Of 9200.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
FEET SWOLLEN TO IMMENSE
SIZE

II had kidney trouble so bad that
I could not work." says J. J. Cox
of Valley View, KY, my feet were
swollen to immense size and I was
confined to my bed and physicians
were unable to give me any relief.
My doctor finally prescribed Foley's
Kidney Cure which made q well
man of me-"
Avoid serious results of kidney
or bladder disorder by taking Foley's
Kidney Cure.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
Old Deadwood Coach.

.ihe old Deadwood coach which But.
fAlc Bill presented to the government
some time ago is being repaired and
viii soon be returned to it's old posi-
lion on the eastern portico of the Post
Office building: A few months ago
three employees of the Bureau of En-
craving and Printing, thinking to have
q little fun one night, rolled this his
4nic vehicle down the steps to The
street. The coach was badly wrecked,
it's body being twisted, and several
pieces .; IS door AID siding torn of.
FO1ey's Honey and Tar
4.res colds, prevents pneumonia.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
BUCKLEN' ARNJCA SALVE.

BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SALVE.
Has world wide fame for marvel
Gus cures. 1t surpaeses any other
salve, location, ointment or balm
for Cuts, .Corns, burns, Loils, sores,
felons, ulcers letter, salt rheum,
fever sores, chapped hands, skin
eruption; infallible for piles. Cure
guaranteed. Only :25o at all drug
gists. :, ,...,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25

. bed of sickness and suffering. For
the health she now enjoys she gives
credit to Wine of Cardui. She writes:
T. II have found Wine Of Cardui IN excel.
I lent remedy fof female trouble. Istifered
3foe TIRES years with terrible bearine'down
pains At tie menstrual period. l could
hardly stand On my feet and vas never
real well. Vine Of CARDIFF was the ooly
medicine that I eouA depend On to do me
any good, a. ! tfied several with no sse-
cen. Wine Of Cardsd cured me and I
have now enjoyed perteet health for two
years, and give you al the credit foe !
know you deserve It"
For a'youneggixi Wine Of Cardui 10
the best remedy to guide her through
womanhood by starting the menstrual
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25

If your eyes trouble you |. or you
need glasses be sure and see DR..
Simpson. js4
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25

,fH11IsS MAY MARKELL
IIIvu Of London, Ontario,
Canada, is . beauti-
!&ul girl who knows what
suffering Is and Wine Of
'Cardui hos brought her back
70 health She is one of the
social tavorites Of her home
and her recovery to health
has permitted her to enjoy
the company of her many
friends instead of living on
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25
MISS MAY MARKELL
SS F8gSsH< ~ sseletx Bale or London. Canada. \ -
London, Canada.

'flow in . healthy and nat
ural manner. Menstruation
started right 10 very easy to
keep regular through tho
wears Of mature womanhood. I
Then the "change Of life"
need not be feared. Thus
Wine of Cardui 10 woman's
best relief from youth to
old age. A million women
have secured blessed relief
from their suferings by tax.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-09-25

ing this treatment. 1t relieves men
strusl troubles in an incredibly short
time. In . simple case of deranged
menses Wine of Cardui never fails. To
relieve disordered menses is to remove
the cause Of other female troubles. Any
physician will tell you that to remove
tho cause of . disease renders tho cure
easy, in fact seldom fails to complete
the cure. If you would have the same
relief which Miss Markell secured try
Wine of Cardui. You can take it with
out an examination and without any
the privacy Of your home and secure
inst A. much benefit as.n q doctor had
prescribed it for you. Thousands of wo-
mem are feeling tho v.4or' Of returning
health by taking Wine Of Cardui.
Arizona republican., 1903-03-26
printed and published in the said coun- ty of Maricopa. Dated March 9th, 1903.
 J. C. PHILLIPS,
 Judge of the Probate Court. - First pub. March 10.
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that bids will be received at the office of the Grand Secretary of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows, Geo. A. Mintz, at Phoe- nix, Arizona, to Monday, April 6, 1903, at 12 o'clock m., for the printing. binding, finishing and delivery of three hundred and fifty copies of the proceed ings of the Grand Lodge, ]. O. o. F., for year 1903. the same to be printed on 4Spound book paper, bound in CO., pound cover paper. uniform in type and quality and style of work with the proceedings of 1901 and previous years, to be delivered to the Grand Secretary, together with original copy. as per pro- visions of Article XIV, Constitution of the Grand Lodge of Arizona. Bid to include indexing. The privilege of re- jecting any and all bids is reserved.
 GEO. A. MINTZ,
 Chairman Committee on Printing. First prhlica fion March 5
Arizona republican., 1903-03-26

Of the County of Maricopa, Territory
 of Arizona.
 In the matter of the estate of Jacob
 Heinsohn, deceased. Order to show
 cause why order of sale of real es-
 tate should not be made
 It appearing to this court, by the pc tition this day presented and filed by the California Safe. Deposit and Trust CO., or the city of San Francisco vs. executor of estate of Jacob Heinsohn. deceased, that it is necessary to sell the whole or some portion of the real estate of said decedent to pay the debts Of decedent and the expenses and charges of administration. and the cash bequests and legacies mentioned in the will of said Jacob Heinsohn, deceased.
 It is therefore ordered by this court That all persons interested in the es- tate of said deceased appear before the said Probate Court on Friday. the 10th day of April, A. D., 1903. at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m.. of said day, at the court room of said court, at the court house in the city of Phoenix, Maricopa county, territory of Arizona, to show cause why an order should not be granted to said executor. to sell sc much of the said real estate as shall be necessary and that copy of this order be published four successive weeks in the Arizona Republican, a newspaper
Arizona republican., 1903-03-26

wards in the said City of Phoenix at which said election shall be held and the names of the officers who shall conduct said election at said respective polling places have been designated and appointed by the said Common Council as follows. viz:
 In the First Ward. polling place at Stroud building on Center Street be- tween Washington and Adams Street. James Shott, Inspector; J. B. Wood ward and Frank Mognett, Judges: E. N. Potter and Wm. A. Milton, Clerks;
 E. NJ Depew. Marshal.
 Tn the Second Ward. polling place. at E.. w. Wells building on Washington Street between First and Second Ave
 nues. M. w. Messinger. Inspector; J.
 L. B. Alexander and L. L. Plank,
 Judges; R. S. Goodrich and P. P. Park
 CT. Clerks: James Bark, Marshal
 In the Third Ward, polling place at
 1s South First Avenue. Phoenix, Ari-
 zona. John T. Dunlap, Inspector: P.
 T. Hurley and J. A Marshall. Judges;
 Martin Farrell and c. H. Dunlap,
 Clerks; Seth Beyers, Marshal
 In the Fourth Ward, polling place at
 City Hall. N. A Sanders. Inspector;
 A. L. Stevens and A. H. Davidson,
 Judges; c. F. Leonard and Thos. J.
 Prescott, Clerks; w. W. Kunkle, Mar shal.
 The polls at said election will be opened at the several polling places in
 said wards at the hour of eight (S) o'clock in the forenoon and closed at
 the hour of five (5) o'clock in the after
 noon Of that day. Said election will be conducted and returns thereof made in
 the manner prescribed by law for con
 ducting elections and making return thereof at general city elections in said City of Phoenix, except that no person who is not qualified, elector of said City of Phoenix and an owner of real or personal property subject to taxation within said City of Phoenix l at the time said election is held. and qualified to vote at said election by the laws Of the United States of Amer ica and Territory of Arizona will be qualified to vote at said election. WALTER TALBOT, Mayor of the City of Phoenix. Attest:
 T. A. Jobs, City Recorder. Endorsed. "The form of the within
 man committee on laws appointed by citizens committee. G. P. Bullard,
 city attorney of City of Phoenix" Above city bond election notice ap- proved March 2. 1903. and then order ed published by the common council of the City of Phoenix.
 First publication in the Arizona Re
 publican. March 15, 1903.
Arizona republican., 1903-03-26

Notice is hereby given to the quali- fled electors of Buckeye School Dis trict No. 8, County of Maricopa, Ter ritory of Arizona, that an election will be held on Tuesday, March 31st, 1903, at which will be submitted the ques- tion of voting bonds for the purpose of building a new school house of brick, two stories high. sixty (60) by thirty (30) feet in size. It will be nee essary to raise for this purpose the sum of two thousand four hun dred (s2,400) dollars; one half of the amount. one thousand two hundred (s1.20O) dollars to run for fifteen Q5) years; the remaining half. one thous- and two hundred G1 1,20O dollars to run twenty (2O years. Interest at the rate of seven @ per cent per annum. B. A. Hadsell. w. B. Long and N Griffiths are hereby appointed judges for said election.
 Polls will be open at the Buckeye school house between the hours of a. I'll. and D. m.
 LILLE M. SMITH,
 c. H. BARKLEY,
 G. R. LYALL,
 District School Trustees. Dated March 10, 1903.
 First pub. March IA, 1903.