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The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
Dysen,ery Cured Without tho Aid of . Doctor.

T am just up from a hard spell of the Aux. (dysentery) says MT. T. A. Pin rler. we'll known merchant of Drum- mond. Tenn. T used one small bottle of Chamberlain's Colic. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and was cured with out having doctor. consider 1t the best cholera medicine in the world.,' There is no need of employing a doctor when this remedy is used, for no doctor can prescribe a better medicine for bow el complaint in any form either for chil- dren or adults. It never fails and is pleasant to take. For sale by all drug gists.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
HAD A STILL ALARM.
No. s's House Called Out to Extin-

No S's House Called Out to Extin-
 guish Blaze in Carriage Shop.
 No. 3''s house responded to a still alarm of fire at 6:5O o'clock last even- ing. The call came from William Leech's carriage factory at 4S9 Elm Elm street..
 A piece of hot iron from the forge in the blacksmith's room set fire to some woodwork. but pony extinguisher quickly subdued the flames with very little trouble. The damage was slight.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
FoUND DEAD.

Norwich. Aug. 24.-Joseph L. Cough lin, aged twenty-two years, committed suicide by cutting his throat at his home Sunday. His mother went to church and left him praying in his room. Upon returning at about 10 o'clock she found his lying dead in. a pool of blood with a crucifix in his left hand and an open razor near his body on the floor Coughlin had been acting queerly for some time, and is supposed to have been insane.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
WEATHER RECORD.

Washington, D. C., Aug. 24, 1903, s D. m.
 Forecast for Tuesday and Wednesday,
 For New England: Increasing cloudiness Tuesday followed by showers, continuing Tuesday night; Wednesday fair except to southeast winds Tuesday. @,..
 For Eastern New York: Partly cloudy Tuesday, probably showers by afternoon; "Wednesday showers and cooler; light east to southeast winds, becoming variable.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
RALLooNING FEsrIvAL.

r. One of the most interesting, costly and sensational features ever given at a .seashore resort will be the three days of .ballooning this week at the Rock.
 Thursday, Friday and Saturday-af- sternoons and evenings-will witness some ascensions the like of which has never been seen here before. The ;ascents will include single, double and shooting from a cannon, the latter fea- .ture being described as one of the most
 daring yet attempted by aeronauts.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
Ar rHE MnMAIrGIIIN.

The season of weekly and special en- tertainments closes at the Momauguin tonight with a concert by the New American band and fireworks display. It will be fitting close to most success full season. The musical programme follows: ST.
 March American Republic. ...... Theile Overture Jolly Robbers .......... Suppe Grand Fantasia-Old Kentucky
 ss7E I1OIlle ...'.s.t.5.. DdlpSy Piceolo solo-Little Sweetheart.
 ...................... Brockenshire N. c. Strouse.
 American sketch--Do South.
 ....................... Myddleton Humorous Chinese War March.... k. ................ Langey Selection from ''The Mocking Bird"
 Sloane March-Prima Donna .......... sherman
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
THE OLD MILL.

.".The Old Mill'' grinds on as ever, and the people suceumb to the grinding be- cause it affords a pleasure that cannot be equalled at any summer resort. The grinding that takes man, woman or child through the tMiIl'' is deubly blessed, for it gives joy to all, regard less of state. It is. the same thing for all, ++t -3s24 te,~T ft%%%@ ."t
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
LucKY NEW HAVEN LAD.

Master Rudolph sussman of e7o Chapel street received fine burnt wood outfit from the Boston Herald company last week as prize for cor rectly solving one of the series of chil- dren's prize puzzle contests now ap- bearing in the Boston Sunday Herald.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
PLUMBERS TO DINE,

The State Plumbers association will hold an outing and banwquet at the Sea View hotel at Savin Rock on Tuesday of next week.ayA large crowd from all parts of the state are expected. zig
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
AEyv ADVERTISEMENTS TO-DAY.

Pagl Bargain Table-Howe & Stetson. Brass Beds-Bowditeh Co. Coffee-Boston Grocery Co. Cntieura Soap-Druggists' Casearets-Druggists'. Estate Lewis Thomas-Probate Notice. Experts-The Ford Co. For Sale Encyclopedias Mansfield St. Furniture-The Edw. Malley Co. James G. Blaine Cigars-Dealers'. -Poeketbook-Iock Box IA. Notice-Henry c. Higgins. ut Odds and Ends-Gamble- Desmond Co. Pianos-Treat & Shepard Go Remember The Elm City Lumber Go. Rare Bargains-Meigs & Co. Rents Collected-W. D. Judson. Rain Proof Coats-Davis & Co. Special Bargains-The Chas. Monson Co. Savin Rock-This Week. Wheels-The Pardee- Ellenberger Co. Wanted -Situation-2n Franklin Street.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25

, NEW HAVEN ORPHAN ASYLUM.
 The monthly meeting of the managers will be held at the asylum, 61O Elm street. on Thursday morning of this week at 1O:15 o'clock. .......
The daily morning journal and courier., 1903-08-25
CUT HIS ARM WITH A CHIsEL.

MaX Arnerhauser, q carpenter Tn this city, while at work yesterday received a bad cut from the chisel which he was using, on the right arm. He was taken to Grace hospital, where his in. jury was dressed, after which he went home.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
No Chance Of Dying.

Patient-Tell me candidly. doctor,
do you think I'll pull through?
Doctor-oh, you are bound TO get
well, You can't help yourself The
Medical Record shows that out of a
hundred cases like yours one recov-
ers invariably.
That's a cheerful prospect"
What more do you want? I've
treated ninety-nine cases, and every
one Of them died. Why. man alive.
you can't die II you try There's no
humbug about statisticsi"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
WIT AND WISDOM.

1t takes fish peddler to blow his
own horn.
Only those with experience know
how infammable is toe.
Books are companions who are i'm
pervious to back talk"
Covers a multitude of sins; The
binding of a police docket.
Every dog has Its day on which it
must dodge the dog wagon.
Let us revisit the dizzy blonde; that
is to say, the light, fantastic tow-toe.
mean.
The man who isn't able to laugh at
himself will usually find plenty of
others to do it for him.
When Fate deals hand to the Arc
tic explorer he uses a cold deck.
When the sheriff gets hold of the
butcher all his stock becomes lien.
There are great toes that do not con-
sider themselves truly great until they
are arrayed in purple and fine linen.
My great toe is an undoubted hum
orist. but when he talks right out in
meeting sometimes wish he would
dry up.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
WITH THE sAoEs.


Modesty is the color of virtue.-Dio-
genes.
On their own merits modest men
are dumb.-George Coleman.
Modesty is not only an ornament,
but also a guard to virtue.-Addison
National progress is the sum of in
dividual industry and energy.-Smiles.
The greater ornament of an illus
trious life is modesty and humility
which go great way in the charac-
ter even of the most exalted princes
Napoleon.
Excessive grief. like excessive Joy.
being violent in its nature, is of short
duration. The human heart is incapa-
BILE of remaining long in an extreme
Victor Hugo.
An egotist will always speak of him
self either in praise or in censure;
bu. a modest man ever shuns making
himself the subject of his conversa-
ticn.-Bruyere.
Prosperity is no just scale; adver-
sity is the only balance to weigh
friends.-Plutarch.
Energy will do anything that can be
done in this world; and no talents
nc circumstances. no opportunities
will make two-legged animal man
without it.-Goethe.
rhe way of the world is to make
laws. but follow customs.-Montaign
Your old failures. your old hopes
your old resolutions-these cannot be
all wasted: they can be wonderfully
transformed. but they cannot be
thrown away.-Philips Brooks.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Arranoed II.

Patience told him last night that
the Iay he bought my engasemert
ring be should put his arm about me
and kiss me.
Patrice-Well?
He waited until after midnight.
and said he'd buy 1t to-day"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
All That Saved Him.

Yes. sir. he was obliged to go to
the snake country. SO he took gallon
of whisky along"
And how did he make out?"
Splendid! Got so full and wab-
bled SO the snakes missed him every
time they struck at hint"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
The Inconatant One

A pretty girl. a winter night.
moon-impassioned fellow. gentle
word. solemn vow. a kiss And
all is well. OH Again the girl. an
other night. same moon Thus far,
tbs well. oh, But II we took another
look. we'd see Another fellowi
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Good Ridsanee.

"Of course said the funny man.
when you aie you'll leave a will?"
YES replied Henpeck. there's one
will I'll leave with a Will. but 1t won't
be my own"
"No?"
mo. My wife"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
The Acme Of Meekness.
Well,

-Chicken-hearted? Well.
Z should say; he's the limit.
Thingumbob-Is that so?
McJigger-Nothing can make him
fight. Why. I've even seen him let a
man cheat him out of his turn in the
barber shop. and he never said a
word,
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
His Memory Not at Fault.

One small boy recently was sent by
his mother to the bakery for loaf of
bread. He returned with cake.
what did l tell you to buy?" asked
his mother.
you said to get n loaf of bread
but didn't understand you was the
answer.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
The Retort MaIevoien..

Doctor-See here. when are you
going to pay me what you owe me?
Z am getting out of patience.
Delinquent-If you didn't send so
many of them to the cemetery you
wouldn't get out of patients so fast.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
shockino NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

young man." said the slightly deaf
elderly person. cycling him severely.
you may be going there fast enough,
but you ought to be ashamed to make
a boast OF it."
"ought to be ashamed to say I'm 60
ing to Belfast" he responded in sur
prise. What for?'
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Entir Ix Riaht.

Tess-o. yes. feel pretty sure of
him. | rejected him when he proposed
first because l was positive he'd try
again.
Jess-And you were right. He did
try again. and accepted him.-Stray
Stories.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Tryino Not TO crIeve papa.

There. Georgie. you not only broke
mamma's pretty dish but you told her
= story about it, which is much more
naughty. Papa will be SO grieved
when tell him"
"win he feel awful bad cause
did 1t. mammal"
Yes"
I'm so sorry. know what I'll do.
mamma. I'll tell him you did It,"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Old Joke.

Nora-They nivor nod a cook before
avn only got til oidea, from tn comic
papers.
Bridget-How do yez know?
Ncra-Becauae she asked II Oh was
goin' to entertain tn polacemon in tn
kitchen.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
onIv One rhInq pearer.

wife-Do You love me as much as
ever?
Husband-I reckon SO.
wife-will always be the dearest
thing in the world to you7
Husband am sure you viii. unless
the landlord raises the rent.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
loo Ear Advanced.

What tiny egg you've got
therelY she exclaimed. over the
breakfast table. Isn't it cute?"
"Cute," he replied. when he had
broken it; 'I should say. rather. it is
chic
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Her Lot Was Hard.

Mrs Grggins Is feeIin' mighty mis-
cradle"
You don't say so, l thought she
was lookin' in splendid health
"Yes. that's Just it, She's feelin' SO
well that she cant think of nothin'
to take patent medicines for. an she
5est sits and reads the advertise
ments and pines"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
A eurninq Question.

Pa" said little Morris, why did
the man put his light under bushel?'
81 don't know" answered pa. after
some reflection; but suppose that
The bushel was very heavily insured"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
WHfSkURZ.

Whiskurz liz maid of haze. They
groe on mems faces. Sum whiskurz
groe under thee noze and sum rite
beeiow the mouth. Thee whiskurz
groeiug under thee noze liz called thee
musstash. Chin whlskurz IL called
chin whiskurz.
When a farmur RACES a big crop OF
whiskurz they IL called alfalfa. Sum
peepel call whiskurz spinach, but that
haint qwite rite. When they groe all
over the face and hang down they
are called lace kurtins.
Side whiskurz are thee wurs. kind
there IL. Nobody wuz ever made too
ware um that way. but fue insist on
allowing um to stick out on eech side
OF their faces. They ought too bee
arrested.
Women. Cinnamon and childurn
don't haf to have whiskurz. If there
wur no men the barberz wood have
nuthing too doc. Then they could
spend all their time telling storrys.
II 1t were not fur thee barberz there
wood bee no shaving sope and no raz-
ers.
Hare IL whiskurz groeing on top Of
thee he'd. Sum of it liz kurly and sum
is strate. On sum heds there IL no
hare This saves mummy. fur 1t don't
mead to bee cut There IL lots Of
mummy in balled heads. Thee hare
vigger men make it.-''willie Smart
weed in Chicago Chronicle.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Escaped In Time.

NO matter how brave men are they
are all afraid of their wives"
81 know one who isn't"
who is he? He must be a phen-
omenon."
"Oh. no-only bachelor"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

In the days of chivalry one man
struck another with his glove. Now
he uses a sandbag.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Pretty Well Kept.

And you have never kept a dog?"
We'll. won't go quite so far as
that. My neighbor's two dogs get all
their meals at my kitchen door"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

Not even the accomplished pianist
can strike the right key when he stag
gers up to his front door at 3 a. m
Philadelphia Record.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Machines to Burn.

The New Yorker-It seems to me
you have great many slot machines
in this town.
The Philadelphian-Yes we have
them to burn.-Philadelphia Record
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

The luckiest man in the world is the
one who marries for money. and then
falls in love with his wife.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

Look at picture in the best posi-
BILE light, and be as courteous to youI
fellow man as you are to a picture.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
PENCIL POINTS.

Most men would rather win $4,000
on a horse race than to honestly earn
1t, even If the work were all done.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

Even the club woman is not averse
to diamonds. nor. for that matter. to
hearts.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

After all. ones affection for hus
band or wife is an acquired taste-yor
didn't always care for them.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

A woman never can Understand why
her husband pays out money for a new
hat when it looks just like his old one
anyway.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

Suppose for an instant that woman
could see herself as others see her
what a rush there'd be for Erect Form
Corsets.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

Some people run into debt and then
complain that they were pushed in.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

About the most helpless thing on
earth is an automobile seven miles
from a country store with its gaso-
line tank run dry.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
THAT HE WHO READS MAY RUN

That woman who looks particularly
unconscious is often wondering what
you are thinking of her.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

These sheridans and Paul Reveres
are all very well. Dut they couldn't
have succeeded unless their horses
had been good.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

All men want to laugh but most of
them are generally discouraged be-
cause they have been laughed at for
one thing or another.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Effects Of Misfortune.

Didn't the loss OF all your money
drive you TO drink"
mo; only TO thirst 1t kept me
from drink"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
FACTS ABOUT FARMING.

The Astor family of New York has
bought land in Mexico for the largest
cattle ranch in the world.
Egypt has exported s25.S21 600
worth of cotton from the seasons
crop, half of which went to England.
OF Egypt's imports during the first
quarter of 1903. which amount to s17.-
07S.745, the United States furnished
one-fiftieth.
Not more than $50 square miles CT
territory are under cultivation in hem
equin or sisal hemp. yet on this small
area is produced the fiber that liter
ally binds the wheat harvests of the
world.
The production OF poultry and eggs is
the most profitable of all industries.
A hen can realize 400 per cent profit
for her owner The egg product in
the United States amounts to more,
when measured by dollars and cents
than the corobined gold and silver
production.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

Even the devil has little use for a
hypocrite.
The ioudest prayers don't always
carry the farthest.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
MUSINGS.

A pretty girl is apt to be her 5wn
standard of beauty.
Happiness is ray Of sunshine be-
between two clouds.
The less wit a man has the more
others may appreciate IT,
II you are unable to find an oppor-
tunity go to work and make one
Some women can keep a secret
easier than they can keep money.
Any act by which a man makes one
enemy is in the end losing game.
Some people are so ill-tempered that
th-J are annoyed when forced to
smile.
When two women talk the subject of
their conversation is conspicuously alb
sent.
Fortune awaits a poker playing
palmist who can accurately read his
opponents hand
Professors of physical culture lack
the nerve needed to recommend the
wood-saw and wash-board.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

A man hates to lose at any time,
but a woman always consoles herself
with the thought that she might have
won II she'd really and truly" tried.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

People one meets are of two classes
the one perfectly satisfied with ev-
erything that belongs to them, the 9TH
er complaining because everything nice
belongs to some one else.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

All waves are more or less danger
ous-and the waves Of pretty girls
handkerchief are usually more.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

Girls in love may lose their appe
tites. but the fiance is seldom aware
OF 1t.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

Modesty is not only an ornamen
but also a guard to virtue.-Addisoi
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

Not the smallest detail In education
is neglected nowadays. They are
even teaching children at the mis-
sion schools how to draw checks prop
erly.-M. C. Aymar in New York
Times.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

The tiniest family jar has Pandora'i
Box broken to fragments when i
comes TO question of subtle trouble.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

building
is maxim the M
She He 4 o a
He He wants to get II al Up
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Study, Anyhow.

Study, Anyhow.
Folly pinstights-Yes; she had to
Fanny Fo :lights-was it a case Of
overstudy.
fioly Pin, tghts-No; understud,.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
Seeking Specifications.

You are the light of my life." he
protested.
carale, Kerosene. gas or electric? p
asked the practical girl. for well she
knew that all lights are not held in
inc same esteem at the present fine
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

On their own merits modest meI
are dumb.-George Coleman.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

National progress is the sum of II
dividual industry and energy.-Smile'
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
pLuckEo OUT OF THe BURNING

When man marries he reckons his
sins.
Fast horses have little to do with
progress.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

The man who kicKs hardest to hi
wife over her cooking is most apt L
brag among his friends about what h
gets to eat at home.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

Modesty is the color of virtue.-Dlo.
genes.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

'fhe way of the world is to make
laws, but follow customs Montaigne
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16
A Natural Inference.

at was very affecting when I ask
ed old Binks for his daughter. Why.
| wept myself"
Did he kick as hard as all that?"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

Professors of physical culture lack
the nerve needed to recommend the
woodsaw and wash-board.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-16

The greater ornament of an illus
trious life is modesty and humility
which go great way in the charac
ter even of the most exalted princes
Napoleon.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1903-11-04
A Quick witted Partridge.

Nesting upon the ground, the par.
fridge is likely to be disturbed. a bird
Of this species was once startled by @
plow passing within yard or so Of 1ts
nest. Destruction was almost Ger.
tainty, as the plow must pass entirely
over it IN the next round, and the la-
borer wondered how the partridge
would act. The time necessary for go
ing around the field was about twenty
minutes, yet in that almost incredible
period the parent birds had effected the
removal of some twenty-one eggs to q
safe spot. Careful search led to the
discovery Of the bird calmly seated up,
on her treasures in the bottom Of the
hedge out CT reach Of the plow. Nine
teen partridge chicks were eventually
hatched and duly escaped unmolested
London Tit-Bits.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1903-11-04
I2heum1 IN
"a - Is Not a Skin Disease

idea that like that
the muscles and joints and causes the eeo s
irritating, coong poison that settles N mus
to this distressing disease. por,i,. croen
sudden
body viii hasten
blood
condition forit
develop nothing to do with
Rheumatism,
rubbing oe
re6uce the inasrra deeply
swelling h SUCCESS OF ~
Of o@ -o"N0 49,"
The toubIe S. cures Rheumatism
the Uic S neutaEzed, the sluggish cir.
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muscles and
Of irritating and lasting
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The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1903-11-04

was about him q tenacious masculine
strength, an adroitness Of self protec-
ton, which needed no champion
odd the Indian tell you about man
named Bellenger?" inquired.
"Bellenger IS part Of the old story
about the dauphin's removal. I heard
Of him first at Coblenz. And l under
stand DOW that he is following you
with another dauphin and objecttng to
you in various delicate ways. Napo-
leon Bonaparte is master of France,
and in the way to be master Of Europe,
because he has q nice sense Of the val
ues of men and the best head for detail
that was ever formed in human shape.
There is something almost supernatu-
raj in his grasp Of affairs. he let's
nothing escape him. The only mistake
be ever made was butchering the
young Duke d'Enghien; the courage
and clearness of the man Uavered that
one instant. and, b. the way, he bor-
rowed my name for the dukes incog-
nito during the journey under arrest.
England, Russia, Austria and Sweden
are combining against Napoleon. He
will beat them; for while other men
sleep or amuse themselves or let cir
cumstances drive them be is planning
success and providing for all possible
contingencies. Take leaf out Of the
generals book, my boy. No enemy is
contemplate. II you want to force the
hand Of fortune, scheme, scheme all
the -outscheme The other fellow
The marquis rose from the table.
81 am longer winded," he said, than
q man named De Chaumont, who has
been importuning Bonaparte In season
and out Of season to reinstate an Amer
lean emigre, a Nine. de Ferl1er."
'sWiu Bonaparte restore her landsE'