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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06
WINE of CARDVl s''; ST. c::S:' ss"''

may get into a discussion with some
one that will lead to blows. It may
be with Germany or it may be with
the navy of his highness, the prince
of Monaco. We're it not for the
possibility of such an unwished for
happening we would not need to
build warships aud pay officers and
sailors to run them. But the present
activity of the navy yards is no
more a prophecy of war with Ger
many or the prince of Monaco, or
the republic of San Marino or the
sultanate of Socotro, than is the
on Friday by the
academic board of the naval acad-
envy at Annapolis of the final stand
ing of the members of the class of
1908. It is the aim of the govern
ment to have the navy at all times
in reasonable state of preparation,
and to keep it so makes work at the
navy yards. But this good policy is
no threat against any one nor is it
an indication that attack is expected
from any quarter. It is mere ordin-
ary routine and nothing more.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06

Salt Lake Tribune: There is not
q single newspaper man regularly
employed on the Evening-News
This is no reflection on the news
gatherers of that publication, but q
simple fact. All Of them are married.
It has been just about a year since
the News inaugurated a new policy.
At that time it had on its local
force three frolicsome bachelors
Eugene Lewis, W. S. Watson, and
Hugo Wells. One day the edict
went forth that every reporter on
the paper had to get married or
walk the plank. When the story
was printed in the Tribune it was
denied by the editor of the News
and treated as a joke. The three
reporters also took it as joke. Now
their places are filed by married
men.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06
DON'T DOT.

~ Don't 60 around with cough max
ing youraelf and others miserable.
You may say that you can t help it,
but you can. If you take Coles
Cough Cure you will be relieved
Immediately and soon cured. It is
the surest and safest remedy known
and the many marvellous cures of
desperate lung diseases, prove it's
matchless merit; Children like it.
It is guaranteed. IS and. 80, cents.
Sold by all druggists
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06
WONDERFUL NERVE

Is displayed by many men endur-
ing pains Of accidental Cuts, Wounds
Burns, Bruises, Scalds, Sore feet or
stiff joints. But there's no need for
it. Bucklen's Arnica Salve will kill
the pain and cure the trouble. It's
the best Salve on earth for Piles too.
25c. at all DRUGGISTS.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
p. G. Pratt H. V. Millar L 1 B 10
Bigelow $500.
John Pfingston E. II. Bulttman
part 8. Q. IA Q. IA 10 1O4 Al
$1,000.
A. R. Bielke Lupert Uphoff L 2
B 10 Reading $65
T. II. Brown L. Ukphohf L 8
B 10 Reading 800.
Jos. Stone Louie Swanson 8. IL
g. ". ia rs 1O4 80 $1,000.
r. j. Jones. A. B. French L Z B
4 LIST. ad Reading $65.
G. Nitsche E. A. Erickson n. W.
IL 28 104 40 $4,000.
E. Starner E. Philips n. Q. ID L
1 and 2 B IA Hersey $4,000.
j. E. Wilkinson F. Dolhein n. IL
g. ". IA 1O3 40 $4,000.
R. J. Jones Paul Wasmund L II
aud IL B Reading 1870.
T. H. Brown F. q. McVines l. 5
B F Graves addition Lismo re 5000.
r. j. Jones Olive Congden L 16
B Reading $3.50.
G. W. Aldrich E. Fl. Luminous L
1 and B 8 School ad Dundee $500
r. j. Jones VIM. Miller L l list
ad Reading. $500.
Jos Gown May Il. Campbell ".
10 l. 10 II and 10 Porter and Mohl's
ad Adrian $500.
Minnie Myers s. B. Bedford n. 9.
IA 20 104 0..$55o0.
MINI. Loan and Inv. Co. Ida E.
Thrnquis L 9 B 10 Moulton resurvey
Worthington $500.
MINI Loan and Inv. Co. Fanny
S. Wilder s. Q. IA 20 1O4 Al 1884.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06
WHAT'S IN A NAME. !?

. Everything is in the name when
it comes to Witch Hazel Salve. E..
G. Dewitt & Co. of Chicago, dis
covered, some years ago, how to
make a ealve from Witch Hazel that
is q specific for Piles. For Blind,
bleeing, itching and protruding
Piles, eczema, cuts, burns, bruises
and all skin diseases DeWitt's Salve
has no equal. This has given rise
to numerous worthless counterfeits,
Ask for Dewitt 's-the genuine.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06

salary Of the President OF the United
States to 600, 600, is absolute absurd
ity. There are plenty of good men
who are willing to accept the Presl"
dencv with its present emoluments,
therefore what is the use of paying
moreG Washington received s,onlN
@25, 900 andhis SUCCESSORS for eighty
years thereafter oaly &25, 1000. When
the salary Of the congressman was
increa ed from $4,000 to $500 the
people obtained no better congress
men and therefore the voters de-
manded that the government go
back to $4,000 limit.
The constant effort to increase
salaries is one OF the vices of tho
age, and tend to produce more de-
structve socialism among the labor
ing classes than almost any mistake
Of flush times. People must not for
get what howl rose up all over
when q cong1eesman's pay was
increased from $4,000 to $3.50, and
the voters would not be- coutent until
the higher salary cut down to $4,000.
/. We remember the time when
Martin Van Buren, was Vice-Presi-
dent Of the United States and, as
such received only $4,000 a year:
Yet Van Buren, was content, because
the salary was in accord with tho
democratic principles Of true
republic.
: Officials are constantly itching
for an increase of pay. It has
become such proverb in the
United States that when a person is
elected to Office the first question he
thinks of is, How can increase
my salarys
One Of the greatest chancellors of
the state of New York was content
with salary Of only $25O0 for
twenty years, yet while living in his
little wooden house at Saratoga
Springs he was as much respected
and honored as if he had salary
Of $40, 0O0.-Milwaukee Evening
A bill before the legislature to
pay bounty on triplets born near
Duluth is being considered. There
may some good reason why these
Identical triplets should be the OBJ
jet of this bounty, but there are
others in the state equally |
A Worthington family
nave triplets and they are bright,
mart, fat ones, too. If the Duluth
riplets are to be favored, some
ga son might De found why the
worthington triplets should have q
couple thousand and may be q
housnd apiece. Cut the bill out
n the committee.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06
SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY

"A SCIENTlFlC DISCOVERY,
Kodol does for the stomach that
which it is unable to do for itself,
even when but slightly disordered
or over loaded. Kodol supplies the
natural juices of digestion and does
the work Of the stomch relaxing the
nervous tension, while the inflamed
muscles Of that organ are allowed to
rest and heal. Kodol digests what
you eat e and enables the stomach and
q. digestive organs to transform all
food into rich, led blood. "
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06

Inc Or1g1nal PACKAGE as q
means Of multiplying the liquor laws
of certain states and more or less
tangling up the United States
Supreme Court has been fatally
crippled by the House and it will I'm
doubedly receive it's quietus by the
Senate when that body gets around
to it.
By putting four words in the act
of 1890, which initiate the effect of
the regulations of commerce be
tween the several states and with
foreign countries the house without
division, and following the unanim-
Gus recommendation of it's judiciary
committee, has restored to the states
the full and ample power to enforce
their police regulations against the
sale of intoxicating liquors, power
that had in effect been taken from
them by the Supreme Courts inter-
probation of the statute, referred to.
Under the decisions of the Su-
preme Court it was held that as long
as the intoxicating liquor imported
into state having prohi bition laws
was in the ''orignal package. and
until it was delivered to the con-
signee it was a subject of interstate
commerce and the police regulations
and laws Of the state could in no
wise be applied. The amendment
made by the House places these
'original PACKAGES under the state
laws and police regulations as soon
as they enter the state, both ''before
and after delivery
Numerous abuses have grown up
under the Interpretation Of the Su-
preme Court and this tribunal SEEM
ed sorely preplexed at times to make
it's original ruling appear reason
able. The purpose of the amendment
is to correct the abuses, to prevent
a citizen of state or of any state
from carrying on the business of
LIQUOR dealer when q majority of
the people of that state have decided
that they do not want the dealers
to give to the state the right of
local self government, the right of
the majority in any community, to
make their own laws and to enforce
them. '',:s :hs..,4 n,.1, -
The amendmed w2cplaces the
citizens Of all the state on precisely
The same ground, and it does not
deprive the individual citizen of !
his right to carry liquors into his |
,wn state for his own consumption. |
t is not, az Mr.. Kleberg of Texas
aid, an attempt ~ Federal law to
lelp prohibition through the United
states but q reversion pure and
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06

simple to the. eonstituti opal right of
every state to enjoy is full measure
Of home rule. For this reason tho
amendment passed the House and
for this reason it will surely pass
the Senate, if not at this session,
then at another session.-Chicago
Evening Post. ''' II
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06

Plttsburg Gazette: NO one need
take alarm at reports of activity at
the Newport navy yard or any other
United States navy yard. There is
activity at these places practically
all the time. Men are enlisted for
the navy for a short term of years
and large number do not re-enist at
the expiration of their period of
service. As a result there is constant
recruiting to fill vacancies and keep
the number Of men up to the re-
quirements of the service, and new
men are always arriving at the
yards from the recruiting stations.
Ships also need to be overhauled
and refted after sea service and
their stock of coal provisions and
other supplies renewed. It is to
the navy yards they 60 for the
purpose, and it is the usual thing
for work of this sort to be in pro-
gress. That is what the navy yards
are for. They are not for mere
purposes of ornamentation, even
for part of the year. The nation
has real need of them all the time,
and if they are even buster at this
season than is usual it is only what
might have Deen expected after the
protracted maneuvers in the West
Indies under command of Admiral
Dewey, of the largest fleet of war
ships ever assembled in American
waters.
Practically the whole United
States navy that was not in the
Pacific Asiatic and European stations
was on sea service for weeks, and
during that time the big guns and
the little guns were being fired in
target practice and to make mimic
warfare look real; the coal supply
was being burned up in rehearsals
of invasion of ports, in scouting for
the enemy and in trying out all the
tactics set down in the books and
adapted to varing circumstances and
conditions by our skilled sea strateg-
lists. While this was going on every
body from the admiral to the man
in the stoke hole was developing a
sailors appetite which, even on an
off day, is a wonder. When some
thousands Of these appeties are work
ing overtime the groceries and salt
horse and other naval delicacies melt
away like a lump of ice under the
rays of q July sun. And of course,
the coal and the ammunition melted
similarly. Now when the ships all
come home at once to replenish their
exhausted supplies and to have their
bottoms scraped their machinery
and fittings examined and, repaired
and too be repainted. some inter
prets it to mean; that we am, getting
ready to gotoa war: with Germany
about Venezuela. ~ = = '''''s
OF course, war may come. We
T.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06

70 CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. All druggists refund the
money if it fails tx cure. E. W.
Groves signature is on each box
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06

TO CURE CONSTIPATION.
Take Coles Laxative Liver Pills.
the ideal tOnic-laxative. Pleasant
and sure. Guarteed.. Csc. Sold by
all Druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-02-06

ever Sthce. ] Know there b RotnInS beeees
fos q sick woman who wishes 70 enjoy PET.
fset health md an very pleased 70 give my
hearty endorsement"
No suffering woman can afford 70
ignore such letter a. Mrs. Mcdonald
writes. Her plans and advice have
proved valuable in building up ono Of
the greatest women's organizations in
the United States and she takes time to
give advice which she knows viii help
you. -. .,
Do not delay in securing this medi:
cine. There 10 nothing to gain and
everything to lose By delay. The choice
il before you. Will or will, You not
secure relief now by taking Vino OF
Carduiq All druggists sell 81 90 bottles
of Vino of Cardui ~ we'll ~ Csc pack
ares Of Thedford's Black DrauQht.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
TrIumph Of American EnaIneer,

In constructing the power transmits
sion line from the Cauvery falls to the
Kolar gold mines. in Mysore. India.
the American engineers employed to
do the work had to deal with some I'M
common problems. The line, ninety
two miles long, Is carried ON lofty
poles through the Jungle. Here the
depredations OF white ants and wild
elephants had to be prevented. The
ants attacked the poles and the ele-
plants pulled at the wires. Iron sock
cts seven feet high were found to be
effective against the ants, and after
careful measurements of the highest
reach Of the elephants trunks the
wire Q were strung at safe elevation.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
A Remarkable Woman.

Kokomo, Ind, Nov. 23.-Mrs. Anna
NJ. Willis OF this place, charming ole
lady Of IA years, has given for publ
cation very interesting letter.
Mrs. Willis is widely known and
highly respected and the recommends
zion she gives is well worth the con
sideration of anyone who may be In
Lerested. Mrs. Willis address Is r. r
No. 6. Kokomo. Her letter reads as
follows:
"I have been troubled with Kidney
trouble for 20 years. 1t was so bad
that 1t affected my heart and my back.
1t hurt so that l could not get up
when down. and began to think that
would be past doing anything. /
was recommended to get Dodd's Kid
ney pills and purchased some at the
drug store of Mr.. G. e. Neck. After
using several boxes l was completely
restored. feel 20 years younger,
and I am able to do all the usual work
N the house and garden which a per-
son who lives on the farm has to do,
although am "a years of age"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
On, Year Aqo

I wxs standing by your side
Just ono year ago tonight.
Il was ere the moon was shining
All about looked gay and bright
With buttercpDs OF golden yellow
GaiIy were the meadows decked.
And above US. heavens canopy.
The sky. all with soft clouds fiecked.
Tender leaves or trees. unfolding,
Birds their songs In branches sang.
6till we stood there IN the moonlight
TIL the strokes Of the old clock rang.
"Only nire'--we need not hasten,
Let as linger while we may.
Time goes swiftly, who knows dear one,
What may happen In day?
Let us linxcr-c cross the meadows,
Rushing tf,to' the willow trees.
(Neyer miDding lights OF shadows).
Comes a sweet, refreshing breeze.
Oh this spot, How do love II!
Memory's voice now calls to me.
Gene again. and dream and iinger
Meath the drooping willow tree"
Clara Bell.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
HELP TO BETTER METHODS.

The daily sources OF the elements
OF success are the places to look for
profitable originality.
Il IL the restudylng Of subject
which brings out new thoughts having
qualities OF winning nature. Self
control, independent good Judgment.
executive ability and good health are
cardinal forces worthy OF attention.
The day Is here when we must 90 into
all the world and collect better meth
DDS, more effective ideas and profit
able experiences for professional and
commercial workers.
Win the heart. and the eye will read
agate type. Study the peoples needs
and they Will knock at your door. But
II requires greater skill TO successfully
handle the people than It does to in
terest them.
Who IL greater than the individual
able and willing TO speak to others to
their benefit and his profit? Put your
finger on some thought which you
have read. heard or created about
which you can say, THAT is worth
framing" and send II. What one per.
son will throw into the waste basket
another may hang on the wall or
paste In his note book and perhaps
put under desk glass We are not
all alike on details. but many OF us
are willing to vote In favor of correct
motive. clear head, strong body
and a belief that IN ia NOT uecoaaarv
to be poor in order TO be happy.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27

From eight to twelve cats SIRE part
Of the equipment of every great ocean
liner, and these same pussies duly
appear on the ships books. where
their rations are accounted for. Each
cat Is stationed At q different part Of
the ship. and certain stewards arc told
OF to feed them daily. There is not a
little rivalry between different stew
ards whom the respective merits as rat
catchers OF different cats under their
charge are being discussed.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
Stops tho Cough and
Works on tho Cold
Laxative Bronao Quinine Tablets Price $50.
Indians Fear the Dead.

The idea of Immortality is very
prevalent among the Mexican Indians.
but they are afraid of their dead. who.
they say. feeling lonely in the spirit
world and DESTROYS of having theiR
friends and relatives join them. come
back and make them i'll. The dead
also envy the heirs all the good things
they have left behind. To pacify the
departed the surviving members 81
the family make a number of feasts
for him in the course of the first ysas
after his death
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
oueer Street Names.

Many British towns have distinctive
and interesting names for their
streets. London's Cheapside and Aid
wych are more than matched by oddi-
ties many times stranger. Bootham
Is street in York, and Botchergate in
Carlisle. Norwich is assertive of class
distinction in Gentleman's Walk, and
Shrewsbury may stand almost at the
head Of list OF peculiarities with its
street labeled Dogpole, which may or
may not be related to Newcastle's
Dogleap Stairs; but then Newcastle
has Pudding Chare. and what may
that signify?
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27

1.-THE two incest children OF my ac-
quaintance have way OF resuming
the days quarrels In their evening
prayers" says writer in an English
magazine. "'God forgive Frances,
prays one of them. for pushing me
into the fountain to-day while was
standing on the edge and then daring
to say that l fell in. 1t is not ETH
quette. of course. to interrupt pray
ing companion, SO Frances reserves
her answer for her own prayers. God
forgive Majorie for daring to say that
| pushed her into the fountain, when
she truthfully knows she fell in her
own self.,n
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
Tuning Fork In Surgery.

It appears that the human bones
are ready conductors OF sound, and q
knowledge of this character now re-
ceives practical attention by the en-
ployment of the tuning fork to deter
mine the extent and nature of frac-
lures. II there is no fracture, then
the bell of the stethoscope distinctly
conveys the note from the fork; If
there is fracture, then the continuity
is broken and the sound is not heard
at all
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
AN ANscDorE or GLADSTONE,
Demonstrating His Concern for the
Amenities Of Life.

Demonstrating His Concern for the
Amenities Of Life.
In his life OF Gladstone Mr.. Morley
quoted a quaint letter written by the
premier to Lord Granville In 1886
after the formers irish home rule
policy had allenated most Of the peers
of England. There was TO be din
ner In honor OF the queens birthday.
and the Prince OF Wales was to come
and to bring Prince Albert Victor with
him. But" wrote Mr.. Gladstone, "his
position would be very awkward II he
comes and witnesses great naked
ness Of the land" Could Lord Gran
vile help by persuading disscntient
peers to put in an appearance for this
occasion only? Mr.. Morley, with per
haps the suspicion CT smile between
the lines, records that "the prince was
unable to be present and so the great
nakedDess was by him unseen"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27

You may not ride on trains very
often--some do four to six times q
day You may not have lunch-some
try to eat lunch every day-some
others always have breakfast, dinner,
supper. But whoever you are. you
have a minute day vacant time and
would like to be able to coax you to
devote that minute to studying with
me for better methods In common
life.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
The PIeaaure. Of Memory.

Why does an old doctor, who Is Wis
Ting the city and calling at medical
college. smile at the students and
their zeal? He sees the old times
over again when he may have won
dered whether TO so without his laun-
dry or skip meal He sees the hui
morous experiences anc the sweating
times In store for these students. The
first case one doctor had was an I'M
usual one. difficult and requiring In
slant action.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
Relics Of Ancient Times.

BY the clearance OF the old Temple
site at Abydos, Egypt. over several
acres. no less than ten successive tenn
pies. ranging in age from 5000 to soc
B. C. were brought to light in depth
OF twenty feet. A great hearth oil
burnt offering has been found full OF
votive clay substitutes for sacrifices,
which exactly agrees with the account
OF Herodutus that Cheops closed the
temples and forbade sacrifices.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27
PrecocIous Musicians.

Mozart, the great composer, showed
most extraordinary precocity. In his
case there is no possible mistake as
to dates, for people at the time took
precautions not to be deceived. At
three years OF age he would amuse
himself for hours together in picking
out thirds on the plano with his won
derful ear; ct four years he learned
minuets. and before six played some
of his own compositions, actually
starting on = concert tour with his
sister at that age.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27

An old pleasantly worth repeating
relates to the experience OF Gen.
Hood, who in great haste left Nash
Vile on one side of the city just as
the Federal troops were entering
upon the other. His colored servant
being captured, was asked why Gen.
Hood left In such a hurry. "Ah," he
said. "Massa Hood didn't think he
could do hisself justice in this city
Boston Christian Register.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1903-11-27

A little French girl has become the
pet of her fathers regiment. Her
father was called up for service as
reservist In the Third engineers at
Arras. and, being widower. he ar
rived carrying his little daughter.
who, he said. had no one but himself
to care for her The colonel gave
orders that the little one should be
provided for and the soldiers have
chrlstened her "the daughter OF the
regiment"