Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-07-22
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prosecutor wins his case.
Ones friends are like all choice in
vestments-they cost good money.
A girl likes to be a girl so she can
like the boys to like her being one.
A woman is generally more access
full in concealing her age than her
rage.
No woman would care to be an in
valid il she couldn't talk OF her all
ments.
Nearly every time a fool makes a
kick some wise mar gets the benefit
of 1t.
Some wives consider marriage a sue
cessful failure il the alimony is salts
factory.
II beauty lie only skin deep that may
explain why so many young girls are
shallow.
Where there's a will there's a way
but in the majority of cases 1t is not
the way you win.
Spring chickens are still so high
that one should be served looking like
a chip in an Oceau of gravy.
1t Is a good way to treat this wealth
or as you should treat those you dis
like: never think Of it OF mention it.
"I don't intend to go to the seashore
this summer. / look like the devil in q
bathing suit. Drake Watson.
In nine cases out of ten, the "com-
pany" at a house was invited by the
wife or daughter.
What a pity it lie that neighbors
don't know as well as we do what's
good for them.
It looks like race suicide when some
selling-platers are forced to meander
around the track.
Parents always feel prond of their
children's good traits-and wonder
where they get their bad ones.
Grass is usually green, but a man is
very apt to imagine he is color blind
when he encounters a grass widow.
Every time a man is hurt for being
} where he has no business to be, he
poses as an innocent bystander.
As people get older they regard any
change In their condition to be apt to
prove the fire after the frying pan.
Potatoes threaten to be 20 high this
winter that they will be afforded only
for refreshments at women's parties,
After you pass fifty, people wonder
everytime they look at you what you
intended to do with your money when
you die.
This is the season when the hummer
girl goes visiting, and becomes a nuis-
ance to the mother of the girl she is
visiting.
Woman is evidently a special dis
p~ensation of Providence to prevent
mans conceit from running away
with him.
We are always glad when July
comes, being worn to a serious state
of nerves collapse by the accounts Of
June Weddings.
A man never realizes how busy he
is until he is compelled to wait siz
seconds at the telephone for Contra
to answer.
Find a man that has accomplished
anything in life and you viii have dis
covered one who attends strictly tC
his own business.
Married women say it is . bad sigr
for a neighbor woman to bring {
young baby into the house and place
1t on the bed.
We have decided not to attempt tC
read the newspapers outloud unit.
those words "B'Nai Birth" have dis
appeared.
We don't know what the "eOuragC
of ones convictions means, unless
it is to eat corn of the cab by taking
1t in your fingers.
After a mar gets through investing
in trouble, he sometimes fnds that BIZ
daughters and sons have invested II
some for him by marrying.
souirm as you will the neighbor
have a good deal to say about you
conduct, and you will pay good dea
of attention to what they say.
Everybody else in the world is ex
pected to be responsible for his owl
business, but the farmer always put
bis up to Providence.
When a girl asks a man to guess he
age he doesn't deserve her conhdenc
unless he guesses lower than he
youngest SISTERS.
There il a difference in men, !
man died several years ago, and t0u
men are now doing his work, and nc
doing it well.
The most pitiful sight we know any
, thing about Is an aid woman in = res
ular party dress; cut low in the mech
with lace fxings, and all that.
The man who is always talkin
about how much work he does, shout
remember that some people work {
? hard that they don't have time to te
about it.
There is great Indignation anon
! the women. A boarding house keeE
er refused to take in q man and h
wife because they had q baby 81
{ took a man and bis wife and dogs en-
. the dog eat ct the table.