The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-05-15

O bree feet deep here. We believe We
co- a few sLuvf - lately which the
uosth did not get The grass viii be I.
'--tter here this season than for three
years past, that IS nov assured, and
everybody viii raise more forage also.
Mrs Mather is very sick sgain with
her old trouble. She came near dying
lately.
A few more spells Of snow, cold, aud
rainy weather this spring and there
will be q missing link IN Sherman
cOunty's Italian climate
When a COW dies nowadays the owner
claims she got stuck II the mud and
went the trip. Poor old orOughty
Kansas
Ed Strand lost two COWS last week
and has another one down which be
threatens to shoot.
Dave DOerfer dug out a den OF four
young wolves last week
Carl Moore, that seven-year- old who
won fame last year by giving chase
and killing an old wolf with his boots,
is on deck again. This time the old
wolf, seeing her doom as the eight
year old welded his boot, ran into a
hole in the ground and it took most
all of the lads buds to stop up the
hole to keep her in until be got your
"Uncle Fulier" TO spade her out. She
proved to be giving suck to six young,
which aroused new ambitions and four
days later he called on Us again 70 dig
again in the same vicinity and six
hungry little ones we're successfully
secured.
Witten Townsend, Ed Strand.
/ George Hamlin, and all, in fact, rigRed
up and went to listing corn last week.
! The ground is so wet and muddy the
I listers are hard to scour.
I NJ Peterson listed corn several
/ weeks ago and will beat rs all in hav-
ing roasting ears. 1--WE owe him Wis
/ it,
We put on two new lister lays and
/ made two new subscribers for same last
I week. You know such (smithing)
I work calls for blowing.
George Hamlin left us a runaway
/ cart to put new shafts in on rainy
days; but il rains so hard our shop
I leaks. We have got tar felt lately to
I add 10 the roof.
Ask VIM. Mckenzie about that alter
/ cation between Fred Notz and Herman
/ Hengstler few days ago, and be will
/ likely tell you that the former got
slapped, the latter scratched, and that
he himself restored peace before furth-
! er damage was done.
] Herman DOerfer got a new bat at
/ GOOdland Saturday and, very natural
ly, sought shelter on the way home
/ when rain came on. But about dusk
the hat had to take a wetting or the
folks at home 60 shy on the main staff
of life. The hat took it.
From the Jumps and bruises on
George Painter you may think be was
badly wOrsted in a scrap. His explain
! alton, is caught in a hail storm Satur-
/ day on the way home from KanOrado.
l Hail the size Of saucers," etc.
The Pleasant Home correspondent
this week wonders how your Uncle
Fuller" got through the last weeks
blizzard. Also the pencil pushers from
Grant, Muldrow, etc. a few weeks back
seemed worried about our health and
measles, both Of which are things of
the past with Us, and If not with them
and they get them at a don't Just give
up, for there Is a remedy OF last resort.
took nanny pill tea and they
skinned out p. d. q. DOerfer or d. a.
Long can supply the nanny pills free
Of charge
: Now brother correspondents quit
your quizzing aud 'chRfing at Us We
, wish to remain in the back ground or
I retire from your order, or II you want
IL so you may consider me the solemn
ass" in the general walks Of future
life. You know be is respected and
admired, also influential. He never
takes sides, be never is a partisan. He
goes along with knitted brow, his
thoughts too deep for utterance. He
is very dOcile and innocent looking
aud generally silent But when be
does speak at ali il is with the ire
: mendOus prOfuudity and circumlOcu-
ton, and cOmplexity that the most re-
cOndite cTyptOgram ever rescued from
q pyramid would seem like a burst OF
innocent and childish csndor in com
} parrisOu- Let it be so with Us. La
Blanche is Of the map. We are going
TO offer a "silver wheel" for our sub
scriptiOD and hope il will be accepted
so we can throw away the quill fol-
good.
We hope 70 still read each week
: From Over the County It is nice
; to compare note all around. We are
, glad to see Smoky on the list, and, last
but not least, We are sorry TO have nc
mail from here TO keep up our corner
} Your UNCLE FULLER.