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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
The Commercial Test.

"You think that in some respects
am a greater poet than Milton?" he
repeated, in dazed tone.
YES" answered Miss Cayenne,
sweetly. You manage to get a great
deal more money from the magazines
for your poetry than Milton ever got
for his"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
Luxurious Boleros.

The bolero is still in great favor
To be very fashionable it must be o
squirrel The shawl collar, the cuff
and the accompanying turban must BE-
of ermine. And If it touches the high
water mark Of luxury 1t is linei
throughout with rabbit.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
The Subject He Liked Best.

"You talk we'll on the subject in
which you are most interested" said
the impertinent girl
And what is that?" said the man.
smelling a compliment.
Yourself" said the impertineni
girl, demurely.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

Some grocers say they don't keep De-
lance Starch. This Is because they havs q
stock on hand Of other brands containing
only IL or. In package, which they won't
DO able to sell first, because Defiance con-
tatns 10 OF. for the same money.
Do you want 10 OF. instead OF - on. for
same money! Then buy Defiance Starch.
requires no cooking
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
Ecclesiastical,

Cnurch--Do you think he is a we'll
proportioned man?
Gotham-No; his lungs are away
out of proportion to his brains.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

Mr.. Tongue-Yes, they were mar
ried secretly. The brides father
wouldn't give his consent, you know.
Dame Gossip-Really? And who
was the groom?
Mr.. Tongue-Why. 1t wasn't the
groom. She married the coachman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
The Testimonial He Wanted.

Gladys" said Chumley to his man.
nish sister, I've done so much for
you you should write me testimon.
ial"
"A testimonial?"
yes; you might say: Dear
brother, once was a timid, delicate
girl, but since using your collars.
shirts and ties | have become a new
woman"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

new shapes are on the rundown
order and for the most part reach
way down to the shoulders.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
Worth All He Earned.

She (scornfully)-I believe he onL
married her for her money.
He (decidedly)-Well. he has GER
tainly earned ii.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

two fastening the postillion to the
belt at the back, two close together
at the front of the belt and two on
the stock or vest.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
The Wee Maids sunbonnet.

OF all the pretty things in the wee
girls wardrobe nothing is prettie:
than the old-fashioned sunbonnet. l
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

The burglar is always looking for
an opening.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
Halls Catarrh Cure

Conscience is something that trou-
bles us after we have been found out.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

Send Soc for package Of Suels-Thy-OiL II II
does not cure your ECZEMA will refund
you the money SUEL MEDICINE CO, Des
Moines, Iowa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
Laundering the Haby's clothes.

Many mothers are ignorant of the seri-
GUS injury that may result from washing
the clothing OF an infant with strong
washing powders and impure soap. For
this reason It should be Numbered at
home under the mothers directions and
only Ivory soap used. To throw the
little garments into the ordinary wash
shows great carelessness.--E. r. Parker.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
Defiance Starch

In the crisis of divorce suit a wo-
man is apt TO be unnamed.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
stain the hands or spot the kettle, ex-
cept green and purple.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

should be in every household, none so good,
besides 4 OF. more for 10 cents than any
other brand of cold water starch,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
LOVES THE PRAIalss.

Silence may be the wit of fools, but
they seldom have it with them.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

Harding's Headache and Neuralgia Powders
Guaranteed Cure. Sent by mail for 25c box
John Harding & Co. Davenport, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
|HlJflGR|
|OF THE DAN|
Circumstances Alter Cases.

Circumstances Alter Cases.
Maud was so delighted to have
met you again yesterday after all
these years, but-er-really, l felt
rather hurt that you didn't introduce
me to the gentleman who was with
you.
Mabal-My dear, don't consider
aim the proper sort of man for you
% meet
Maud-The idea! II he's the prop
er sort for you
Mabel-o! can't help 1t; he's my
husband.
A Great Truth.
What we need in politics."
"Yes?"
"As | was saying, what we need in
politics is"
"Well?"
lis less politics"
Fact! You're right"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
Hat of STRIKING DESIGN,

This light green straw toque has
white daisies set on the crown and
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

Tight lacing will prevent things
from going to waist.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

A man is seldom as smart or as
foolish as his wife thinks he is.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

The breadth of our influence de-
ponds on the depth of our earnest
ness.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

Life is burden to the man who car
ries too much life insurance.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

The ostrich claims the distinction
Of laying the largest egg. The egg,
which weighs about three pounds, is
considered equal in contents to
twenty-four hen eggs.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

Some people have no more use for
tramp than a tramp has for bath
robe
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
This Lens Requires No Bows Nor
Springs.

fers from those now in use, how.
ever in requiring no springs or bows
to hold the lenses. The inventor also
claims for it that. in addition to aiding
the vision, it may be colored in imita-
ton of an eyeball and used as a sub
stitute for the glass eye. as is now
necessary before the glass eye can be
inserted. The inventor Of this device
Is a resident of Missouri.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

Strenuous pursuit of the impossible
begets activity minus the reward
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

YELLOW CLOTHES ARE UNsIGHTLY
Keep them white with Russ Bleaching Blue.
Get the genuine. All grocers, i0c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
The LARGEST FIyinq Creature

No animal combines all the most
favorable conditions for a flying ma.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

FITS Permanently Cured No nts vousness srss<
drst days use Of DR.. Klines Great Nerve Restorer
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
pn- 3. U. kIAE. Ltd. ssI Arch So. rhadelphiA, Pa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14
TIRED BACKS.

lumoia avenue, Glasgow, Kentucky,
wife Of c. B. Pare. prominent brick
manufacturer Of that city. says: When
Doan's Kidney Pills were first brought
to my attention was suffering from a
complication of kidney troubles. Be-
sides the bad back which usually re-
suits from kidney complaints, had a
great deal of trouble with the secre-
lions. which were exceedingly vari-
able, sometimes excessive and at other
times scanty. The color was high,
and passages were accompanied with
a scalding sensation. Doan's Kidney
Pills soon regulated the kidney secre-
lions, making their color normal and
banished the inflammation which
caused the scalding sensation. | can
rest well, my back is strong and sound
and feel much better in every way.
A FREE TRIAL Of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mrs. Pare
will be mailed to any part of the
United States on application. Address
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. For
sale by all druggists, price so cents
per box.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

Some men owe more to their wives
than they ever get paid.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

Come to all
W h o over
tax the kid
neys.
Don't neg
lect tn g
a C h 1 n 6
back.
Many dan.
gerous kid
n e y trou-
bles follow
in its wake.
Mrs. c. B.
Pare of Co
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-05-14

When Answering Advertisements
Kindly Mention This Paper.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
Hdye Park Picnic Grou n d Is.

Mrs. Gale spent Sunday at Hyde Hotel.
Mrs. R. A. Goodrich was at Hyde's
Hotel on Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. Will Nash of New Haven
were here on Sunday last.
Prof. Brainerd and party were here for
the day on Saturday last.
C. H. Leavenworth of Cleveland, o.,
and wife were here recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Little and daughter
Lillian were here on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Atwood and fam
lily spent Wednesday at Hyde's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Marseilles and son
Fletcher were also here on Sunday.
Mr.. Elmer Briggs of Boston returned
to Hyde Hotel Monday, for the remand
er of the season.
Mrs. Freedman and party from the
Lake Dunmore House had dinner at
Hyde's last Friday.
Rev. and Mrs. George ROLAND
who are missionaries in Japan, have
arrived in town, and spent Wednesday
at Hyde Hotel.
Miss E. NJ. Sears leaves Hyde Park,
Friday and goes to Starksboro, where
she has procured a position as teacher in
one of the schools.
Mr.. H Nathan and party of New
York City, who are staying at the Noun
tain Spring Hotel took dinner at Hyde's
one day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. L. Cady Mrs. John
W. Sears and son, Burley, Mrs. John A
Lower and daughter, Florence were al
the Hyde Park on Sunday
The Baptist Sunday School of Middle
bury held their annual picnic here or
Wednesday, many were present and re-
port a good time.
Mr.. and Mrs Writ Whitney of Sails
bury, Mrs. Emily Parkhurst, Miss Nora
Condell and Mrs. Condell of Elizabeth
N. j. are camping in Hyde's tent for thu
next week or ten days.
Mr.. Paul Hawkins caught fine pick
erel on Sunday that weighed six and
three fourths pounds, and was thirty ont
inches long. What's the matter witt
our other fishermen, are you going to lie
Mr.. Hawkins capture all the prizes?
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
Uncle Toms Cabin.

McPhees Big spectacular Uncle Toms
Cabin Co., will give one performance in
Middlebury Thursday evening Sept. Bird
showing in their large tent opposite the
R. R. station, this will give those who
visit the fair an opportunity to see this
grand old play. The company is said
to be the largest and best that has yet
produced this popular play in the east
There are so people travelling in their
own special cars, two bands, a female
drum corps, pack of genuine southern
blood hounds, and as an added special
feature, Col Pickney's Original Alabama
Troubadours will he seen in vivid
portrayal of life in the sunny south
before the war. The performance is
given upon large stage 40x60. There
will be big street parade Thursday at
noon hour that will convince the most
skeptical of the magnitude of the pro-
duction. The prices have been reduced
to 25 cents for adults and Is cents for
children. Uncle Toms Cabin has been
seen here several times but the McPhee
company is said to have given all pre-
decessors one better in the way of scenic
embellishments and size.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
Nor OVER WISE.

There is an old allegorical picture of a
girllscared at a grass-hopper, but in the
act of heedlessly treading on a snake.
This is paralleled by the man who spends
a large sum of money building a cyclone
cellar, but neglects to provide his family
with bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy as safe
guard against bowel complaints. whose
victims outnumber those of the cyclone
hundred to one. This remedy is every
where recognized as the most prompt and
reliable medicine in use for these diseases.
For sale by Milford r. Burt, Middlebury,
and DR.. ID. A. Bisbee, Bristol.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
WEST CORNWALL.

Some of the farmers are still haying.
More rain and more mud, roads bad
again.
Stoddard Martin visited his father the
middle of the week,
Miss Jennie Witherell is guest of the
Misses Griswold at THE Poplars.
Mrs. H. f. Taylor was in Richville
early in the week visiting her sister, Mrs.
Townsend.
E. Loomis and wife have moved from
Shoreham into the rooms over Joseph
Jones shop.
Mrs. A. A. Moody is in Lynn, Mass,
for a visit with Miss Fannie Munroe and
other friends.
Mrs. Sarah Simonds is in Massachu-
sets visiting her daughter, Mrs. Mary
Simonds Matthews.
Mrs. Ira Farnham and son, Paul, of
Providence, r. l. are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. E. g. Farnham.
Fred Bingham has put an engine in
the creamery at his farm, which will
furnish the power for separating and
churning.
Edgar Sanford has much improved the
looks of his home by removing the fence
in front of his house making nice place
look much nicer.
A. w. Foote'S horse. which was
hitched at Amos Atwood's got unfast-
ened and started to run, went into
the field between the fence and barn
when Mr.. Atwood caught it. No harm
was done. This occurred on Tuesday
DR.. S. S. Martin and Fayette Searle
went fishing last week, did not get many
fish, but enjoyed the hospitality of Mr.. and
Mrs. Tellingham of Ticonderoga \. Y,
and boat rides on our beautiful Cham
plain and on the clearer waters of the
famed Take George.
Our community was much shocked t.
! Hear on Monday morning of the death
of VIM. Brusso at his home. He has
not had good health for several months
| but has worked and has been usually
well. Sunday night DR.. S. S. Martin
was called and found him suffering from
stroke of appoplexy from which h,
died near morning never regaining cons
cionsness. Mr. Brusso was steady
Woodworking man, quiet, loving and
caring for his home and family. We
never heard ought against him. He
leaves a wife, daughter and son u
mourn him, besides a large circle OF
other relatives and friends, who have
the sympathy of the community. The
funeral was held at the home on Wed
nesday at one o'clock. Rev. S. H. Bar
mum conducting the exercises, and the
burial was in the family lot in the
east cemetery. A. j. Blackmer had the
management of the funeral.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
The Circus Yesterday.

Perfect weather greeted the Sig. Sau-
telle three ring circus, royal Roman
hippodrome, menagerie and wild west,
that exhibited on the Wellington lot on
Washington street yesterday, and as a
whole it was good, clean, up to-date
circus. The employees We're quiet and
orderly and attended strictly to bust
ness.
The parade at 10 a. m. was witnessed
by good sized crowd, and was good,
The show of animals was not large, but
excellent, and the ring performances
were first class. Sig. Sautelle, the pro-
Nrietor, is New York man, and worked
at the case as printer on Glens Falls
paper in his earlier years. He probably
belongs to as many different social clubs,
secret fraternal and insurance societies
and companies as any other person on
earth. With four old line concerns he
carries life insurance policies aggregat-
ing 5000 600, while in the event of death
by accident his heirs would be further
enriched by an additional $4,000. He
is a member of fully 30 social organiza-
tions, 32d degree Mason, an Odd Eel
low, Elk, Red Man, Forester, Woodman,
Knight of Pythias, as well as being
identified with several other orders OF
lesser prominence.
j. G. Banks, the gentlemanly press
agent, states that this circus will prob
ably visit Vermont again next season
with many new and novel features and
will show at Middlebury. If it does il
is sure of warm and cordial recep
ton.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
MlDDLEBURY LOCAL NEWS

Mr.. and Mrs. T. F. Burns are visiting
in West Rutland.
Scott Gooding has returned to Rut-
land after visit here.
E. N. Smith of Bellows Falls, is visiting
his sister, Mrs. Edward Rogers.
Miss Hunt of Montpelier is spending
her vacation, with Mr.. and Mrs. |. l..
Rogers.
Charles Dewey of Gardner, Mass, a
former resident, is visiting at Robert
Rogers.
Col. and Mrs S. A. Ilsley returned this
week from a pleasant trip to Alaska to be
present at the big county fair next week.
Miss Cora Bingham of Vergennes a
former teacher in the graded school
visited here Thursday.
j. B. Cobb has returned from two
weeks trip through Massachusetts,
Connecticut and New York.
Mrs. w. G. Brand of Port Henry, N.
Y, and her sister Ellen are spending
few days with Mrs. B. III. Lane.
Henry w. Brewster and daughter,
Mrs. Joseph Peck are back from visit
with relatives in and about Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. A. Gillette, of Boston,
Mass. were guests the first part of the
week, of Mr.. and Mrs. George f. Seeley.
Mrs. Alec. Dickey, who was so serious
ly injured few weeks ago has so far re-
covered as to be able to walk about the
house.
Mrs. William Ready has returned to
her home in Burlington, after few
days visit with Mr.. and Mrs. William
Farrell.
Linus Peck, who has been visiting
| friends and relatives in town and Corn
wall has returned to his home in Provi-
dence, R. 1.
Curtis Rogers went to Bethel Monday,
where he will visit his father a short
time before his return to his home in
Lowell, Mass.
Charles Marsh, a long time resident of
Case street in the east part of the town
left his home on Friday evening last for
parts unknown.
Mrs. w. w. Chapman, Miss Fanny
Barber, Lyle Barber and Mrs. Margaret
Gotta returned Thursday from ten days
stay in the Douglass cottage at Long
Point
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Whitney of Bethel,
who have been visiting friends at Lake
Dunmore, and Shoreham, called on Mr..
and Mrs. Edward G. Rogers, when re-
turning to Lake Dunmore.
Capt. Daniel Barrett, a former resident!
now connected with the War Depars
ment at Washington, D. c., is spending
his annual vacation with his sister, Mrs.
Peter Champagne, and Miss Margaret Bar
rett.
Miss Eliza Sessions has returned
to her work as teacher at the
State Industrial school at Vergennes
after spending a two weeks vacation
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Sessions.
Miss Alice d. Morrison of st. Adams
who has been here on three weeks visit
to her aunt, Mrs l.. M. Morrison, went
Monday to Montpelier for further visit
with relatives previous to her return
to her home in st. Adams.
The Battell hose Co. No. will hold
their annual ball in the Town hall or
Thursday evening, Sept. 3; music will bt
furnished by the Howard Opera house
orchestra of Burlington and the supper
will be in the lower part of the hall.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28

The Dewey house at Montpelier in
which Fred A. Rowland, former secre-
tary of state, resides, has been quaran-
tined, there being two cases of diphtheria
in the family. Those i'll are Thomas
Dewey, nephew of Admiral Dewey. and
a domestic. The culture sent to the
state labratory showed the bacilli. In
the same house are the children of Lieut.
Theodore Dewey, U. S. N, who are
spending the summer with their grand.
mother, and also the family of Mr.. How.
land. None of the children, however
are ill with the disease. The physicians
are at loss to account for the appear.
ance of the disease.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
Pullman Patent Strainer Pail.

J. ". Pullman of the firm of Pullman
and Boynton has recently been granted
a patent on the milk strainer pail in
vented by him and he will have it on
exhibition at the Addison county fair
next week.
The principal claims of superiority are
rapid straining, the milk being taken
from the bottom of the pail and thus al
lowing all foreign substances to settle
gradually to the bottom of the pail.
The strainer, except during the process
of straining, can be lightly covered and
there is an arrangement whereby the
mink may be doubly strained through
strainer cloth.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
VERGE NN ES.

N. J. Renaud and daughter, Edith,
have returned from short visit with
friends in Bristol.
Miss Theodore Crane of Middlebury is
visiting Principal and Mrs. B. c. Rodgers
at their home in town.
In the September Vermonter Miss
Mary Foss of this city appears among
the types of "Vermont's Fair Women"
l.. Rock will exhibit his collection of
freaks, the bull headed calf. four legged
chicken and elephant-pig at the Middle
bury fair next week.
Rev. R. r. Davies delivered an address
in Lincoln Thursday on the occasion of
the dedication of a tablet celebrating the
establishment of the Purinton family in
Lincoln A. ID. 1903.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
a Handsome Mum Der.

The September number of McClures
Magazine contains an article on "a New
Industrial Conspiracy by Ray Stan,
nard Baker, which tells how capital and
labor hunt together in Chicago, and
which is bound to attract attention
There are also several other papers well
worth reading and half dozen excellent
stories, as well as other literary miscel
lany. The illustrations are numerous
and the departments interesting. The
S. S. Mcclure company, publishers, 141
East Twenty-fifth street, New York
N. Y.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
Rare Club Offer.

BY special arrangement with the
publishers we are enabled to offer The
American Farmer, the best, most practi-
cal, up-to-the-minute farmers paper
published, to all subscribers who renew
or subscribe during the month of Sept,
and enclose 10 cents extra for postage on
the American Farmer. If you want to
see it, drop a postal to The American
Farmer, indianapolis, Ind.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1903-08-28
ROCHESTER,.

C. H. Wiley was in Rutland a few
days last week.
Col. Albert Clark and wife are in town
for short stay.
Mrs. Martha Morgan died Saturday.
Her funeral was attended Monday
Mrs. Ransom Morgan was called here
last week by the sickness of her mother.
Albert Sault and wife of Woodsville,
n. H., are in town with his uncle,
George Mosher.