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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-08
FREE MISSION OFFICERS
G. A. Young Of Chicago Is Elected Chair
man by the Swedish De-
nomination.

The Swedish Free. Mission conference
in annual session at st. Paul. has elected
the following officers for the ensuing
year: Chairman, G. A. Young, Chicago;
vice chairman "A G. Leafgreen, Window,
Mimi: members of the executive commit
stee, John Martenson, Chicago, and "A.
Haleen, Hildridge, Neb.; G. F. johnson,
A. c. Leafgren and "A. A. Anderson, pro-
gram committee; G. A. Young of Chicago,
director Of home missions.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-08
Oranges.

We have the last car Of those Sierra
Madre oranges for this season. They are
ripe, sweet and delicious.
MINNESOTA AND WISCONSIN
STRAWBERRIES PLENTY.,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-08
Y E R X 4
Good Things to Eat.
3533 Either Phone 1853

Out of town orders carefully
filled, boxed and delivered to any
depot in the city. Send for our
price list.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-06-08

The Kind You Want.
In oxfords we have the kind you're
looking for. Snappy, stylish lasts and the
largest stock Of them. Nickel Plate
, 1903-04-24
WHY THE PATRIOTS FLED.
Germans Loaded Their Guns with kdz-
burger and 6auerkraut.

burger and Sauerkraut.
In Fort San Carlos the Venezuelan
garrison were pluekIly withstanding
the steady fire from the German war
ships. Shell after shell had exploded
arourn them, men wounded or dead lay
here and there, yet manfully they stuck
to their guns and knew no fear.
fDo your worsti' cried General Bello,
hoarsely, shaking his powder-stained
fist at the fame-belching ships riding
beyond the bar.
And, though the brave Venezuelan
knew it not, the worst was already com
ing his way.
From the smoke-clouded gun deck of
the German flagship Brave BilP' Pill
sener, gunner's mate, had climbed to
the bridge, where the squadron com
mander in vexation was pacing back
and forth.
i beg to report, sir" he began, salut-
Ing and speaking with the peculiar
williamsburg accent, that l have a
scheme to put them Venezuelans outer
commission"
well, vass iss?" returned the COM
mander, impatiently.
Why" explained the gunner's mate,
with a cruel, devilish light in his eyes,
we've got sixteen cases of Limburger
cheese and nine barrels. of sauerkraut
left in the hold, and l would suggest
that we load some of our shells with
the stuff"
The German commander recoiled at
first from so diabolical and uncivilized
a method of warfare, but he was bent
on victory, and In the end he yielded
to the idea.
Behind the deiantly laundering walls
of the fort brave General Bello was
making an encouraging speech to his
men.
Remember the customs receipts" he
concluded, in a burst of patriotism,
and a cheer went up from the powder
coated threats of his men.
Just then the first of the Limburger
and sauerkraut charged shells from the
dagship's main battery exploded over
the fort. As the thick, dense odor set
tied down around them, the patriots,
panic-stricken, drew their cutlasses,
and, cutting their way through it, fed
fr%antically from the fort to the clear
ozone of the hills beyond.-New York
Times.
, 1903-04-24
It was Probably "Turkey Red"


Readers OF Crawford" will recall
the village recommended for Miss
Betsey Barker's Attorney. after the
poor beast, in an unguarded moment,
tumbled into a lime-pit, and came out
cold and miserable and bare. The
Baltimore Sun tells q story of some
other "fanneled FOOLS"
Miss Sallie Blake, who lived In Val
vert County, Maryland, some years
ago., was in the habit of gathering
chicken-grapes in the autumn, and
making them into medicine by pre-
serving them in spirits.
1t happened once, after the contents
of a jar containing the decoction bad
been exhausted, that Miss Blake
emptied liquor-soaked grapes on the
ground. Here her fine brood of tur-
keys quickly gobbled them.
Presently Miss Blake found the tur-
keys lying on the ground. and not
realizing the cause of their stupor. she
thought they were dead. In order to
realize something from the feathers,
she had the turkeys picked. The a +
casses were thrown outdoors.
The next morning there was a great
hue and cry from the servants in the
back yard. and looking out of the
window, Miss Blake saw her turkeys
walking about, absolutely bare except
for a few tail and wing feathers.
In order to protect them from the
cold. the good woman bought enough
red flannel to make each turkey n
comfortable garment. Very soon, to
the wonder of the neighbors far and
wide, Miss Blake's turkeys stalked
abroad, wearing their red coats with
the same easy grace with which they
had worn their feathers.
, 1903-04-24
Had One Qualification.

An Irishman, who, much to his
wife's sorrow, had got into the com
pany of men who managed cock-ights,
determined to raise some game roost-
ers for himself. So he got some prize
eggs and put them under the old hen
in the back yard.
In order to teach him a lesson and
discourage his growing vice. his wife
removed the prize eggs from under
the unsuspecting hen, and put in their
place some ducks eggs.
Some weeks later the wife heard a
commotion In the wood-shed. She
rushed out, and there stood Pat,
watching with delight the first efforts
of a newly Matched duck to waddle.
Bridget. Bridget. will We LUX at the
tut on him? Sure, a bird twice his
size couldn't thrip himi'
, 1903-04-24
Not Pertinent.

AT a railway shareholders meeting
in London a gentleman insisted on
making a long speech. When he had
concluded, the chairman, according to
THE Book of Blunders," quietly asked
the verbose orator whether he had
quite done.
Yes, sir, gutter was the indignant
reply.
You will, consequently, permit me
to answer you, sirY
"Oh. certainly, if you can; but l defy
you to do that"
well. then" said tle chairman,
calmly and with measured voice. Il
have to inform you that you are in the
wrong room and addressing the wrong
company. The speech you have just
made should nave been delivered in
Number Six. first floor"
, 1903-04-24
SrATr OF ONO, CRY OFT oLEDo, 90

FRANK J. CHENEY, make oaththat he Is the
senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY Il
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum of ONE UNDRE OIL
LARS for each and every case of ATARI that
cannot be cured by the use of HALLS
CArARRH CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
-, presence, this 9th day of December,
SEAL. A. D., 1886. A. W. GLEASON,
1911 Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is 4 taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. F. J. CHENEY Il Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, Toe.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
There isn't a world of difference between
borrowing money and borrowing trouble.
, 1903-04-24

Miss Della anwu, Globe Hotel, Ottawa, Ont, is from one of the odet aud best
Co., Of Columbus Ohio, she says:
Last spring my blood seemed cLogged up my digestion poor, mi head
Gched Ind Ifett tangmtd N ttred a u h time. M physician prescribed
Tr me-. 6ut a friend GdWsedm ne to ri PerunG. L trted 1t M am pleased
to tai hGt found 1t a conderJuL cleanser and purifier of h system.
II hree Ceek Iuas Lte a neD ooontdn, ~ appetite had Increased, Ifet
LGabLe fGmtLu medicine Il.
, 1903-04-24

Jaggies-Are these relatives of yours
near or distant7
.Waggles-The ones that have money
are very distant.-New York Times.
, 1903-04-24

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DR.. Kline's Great
NeryeRestorer. $2trial bottleand treatisefree
DR.. RI KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch st, Phila.. Pa,
, 1903-04-24

CAMBRIA, Previous to taking
the sample of Doan's Kidney Pills I could
scarcely hold my urine. Now I can sleep all
night and rarely have to get up, and that ach-
ing across my back a little above my hips is
gone.-IsAAC w. STEPHENS, Cambria, Wyo.
, 1903-04-24

Ada Britain, of Sekitan, o., writes:
After using your wonderful Peruna
three months l have had great relief.
had continual heaviness in my stomach
was bilious, and had ~fainting spells, but
they have all left me since using Peruna.'
Ada Britain.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
, 1903-04-24

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
Tor all affections of throat and lungs.-WM.
.. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900,
, 1903-04-24

Look forthis trade mark: 1.-THE Klean, Kool
Kitchen Kind" The stoves without smoke,
ashes or heat. Make comfortable cooking.
, 1903-04-24

1t takes ninety threads of the spider to
equal in size one of the silkworm.
, 1903-04-24

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES produce the
brightest and fastest colors.
, 1903-04-24

factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case and he win
be pleased to give you his valuable Advice
gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus,
Ohio.
, 1903-04-24

The classified civil service now embraces
3 ,8l7 positions.
, 1903-04-24

A girl may say NO" but she knows
how TO retouch her negative.
, 1903-04-24

Ask Your Dealer For Aliens Foot-Eass,
A powder to shake into your shoes; rests the
, 1903-04-24

Mrs. Wiaslow's SoothingSyrup for children
teething soften the gums, reduces infiamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c. abottlo
, 1903-04-24

When a poet falls in 1--we with a girl it is
natural that he should run to metre.
, 1903-04-24

An electrically charged wire gridiron i
the newest fly killer.
, 1903-04-24

Smallpox costs France nearly $1,000, 900
4 year.
, 1903-04-24

Erysipelas is now classed as a contagious
disease.
, 1903-04-24
FASTEN AGE r

Sick Kidneys make people look older than they are; hasten the evening
days of life; fasfeA the marks of premature cid age. The world over
Doans Kidney Pills is the recognized Kidney Specific.
, 1903-04-24
cofns. Buniohs. swoolIsn. Sore

Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating Feet and In
growing Nails. Aliens Foot Ease makes new
or tight shoes easy. At all druggists and
shoe stores, % cents. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
, 1903-04-24

RosE GLEN, Pa, March 90, 1903.-The free
arial of Doan's Kidney Pills have been of great
benefit to me. Since using them l have no oc-
casion to get up SO often af night. My COM
plant affeatedthe bladder II 80 when catching
s~old.-JosEPH LEPPERAL.
, 1903-04-24

Tommy-The teacher says you're
the worst adder he ever saw, and
you'd never get along.
Bobby-Say, you tell him he's old
fashioned. When 1 get big I'll use
an adding machine.
, 1903-04-24

to be an artist" said the corpulent ma
iron.
lid you offer to buy n Of his pic
tuI} 2" asked the friend.
%. but l gave him an old piece Of
sil< 22to make a big Windsor tie"
, 1903-04-24
Not Pin Money.

Maude-So she married and did we'll?
Annie-Yes. She gets $50 a week
, 1903-04-24

There isn't a world of difference between
borrowing money and borrowing trouble.
, 1903-04-24

GALEsBURG, I'LL, March 80, 1903.-The sam
pie of Doan's Kidney Pills came to hand. l
also got one 50-cent box from our druggist,
and I am thankful to say the pain across the
bank in hot sun. Doan's Pills reach the spot
ELMER WARFEL.
, 1903-04-24

SALEM, MASS, March 81, 1901 received
the sample of Doan's Kidney Pills, and with
the use of one more box from my druggist ]
an entirely cured of a very lame back.-W,
A. CLEVELAND.
, 1903-04-24

Aching backs are eased. Hip, back. and
loin pains overcome. Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
ms They g; correct co1o urine sy witn 6fiG nsi dd y s ses,.
ing, dribbling, frequency, bed wetting.
Doan's Kidney Pills dissolve and remove
calculi and gravel. Relieve heart palpita-
tion, sleeplessness, headache, nervousness.
, 1903-04-24

Maude-Pin money?
Annie-No; alimony.-Judge.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Get on the Earth.

You never heard of a wild animal
that had rheumatism until it reached
captivity and was kept off the earth.
You never heard of a horse that had
rheumatism until it was shod with iron
and kept off the earth. You never
heard of Il dog that had rheumatism
until it became a household pet and
was pampercG-kept off the earth The
heather of Africa and the Pacific is
lands never had rheumatism, so far as
we know. until they got to wearing
sandals or shoes. l once knew n fool
man who. whenever he got sick. would
dig Il trench in his garden. lie down III
it and have his wife cover him with
fresh earth as far up as his chin. He
would remain there for an hour or two,
then get up in fine spirits. Mother
earth The contact. 1t looked like
tho rosurrCction-and it was.-New
York Press.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
A Surgical Operation

Is always dangerous-do not sub
nit to the surgeons KNIT until you
have tried DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salye 1t Will cure when everything
else fails-it has done this in thou
sand. of cases. Here is one of them:
y suffered from bleeding and pro-
truding piles for twenty years. Was
treated by bleeding specialists and
used many remedies. but obtained no
relief until I used DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. wo boxes of this salve
cured me eighteen months ago, and
l have not had a touch of the piles
since,-H. A. Tisdale, Summerton, S.
c." For blind, bleeding, itching and
protruding piles no remedy equals
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Sold
by Bronson & Lighthall and Broder-
ick & Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

With the early tinting Of the sky
over the mountain peaks to the east
there comes rapid decline of the
nights revelry. The saloons and
div empty of the men and women
who have fingered there.
The professional gamblers cash up
their chips. fill their canvas sacks
and quit. The night shift of bartend-
ers count their cash and make
ready to turn the money and bar over
to tho day shift Pres ntly the stores
open and the swecpers and furbish-
ers Of The saloons come sleepily
forth. An army of men comes down
the hillside from the mines and
smc'tcrs. The O'Clock whistle
blows and sober mon are once more
al their toll.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Notice to Creditors.

Estate of Robert Savage, Deceased:
Notice is hereby given by the un-
dersigned administrator of the estate
of Robert Savage, deceased, to the
creditors of and all persons having
claims against the said deceased, to
exhibit them with the proper vouch-
ers. on or before August IL, 1903, in
accordance with notice heretofore
given on April II, 1908, by Herman
Latimer. formerly administrator OF
said estate. to the said administrator
undersigned at his office in kalispell,
Montana, the same being the place
for the transaction Of the business OF
the said estate in the county OF Flat
head, state of Montana.
Dated, August /. 1908.
H. G.. Swaney,
Administrator of the Estate of Robert
Savage, deceased.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

sion Don't be Il clam" should be cred
tied with a bit of advice chock full of
wisdom. Somebody is after the clam
in season and out. day and night. 1t
is devoured in soft shelled infancy by
fishes, sea fowl and crows, is sealed
in cans. made into stews and chowders,
baked in big pies on the scashore and
dug for tishcrmenS bait
The clam furnishes food for many
men of many lands and also for seals,
polar bears. the walruS. foxes. crows
gulls and fishes, and there never was
Il bait. with the exception possibly of
porgy chum-i. e.. ground up porgieS-
that eQualed the clam for sea fishing.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Catarrh of the Stomach.

When the stomach is overloaded;
when food is taken into it that fails
to digest, it decays and inflames the
mucous membrane, exposing the
nerves, and causes the glands to Sc
cret mucin, instead Of the natural
juices of digestion. This is called
catarrh of the stomach. For years
suffered with catarrh Of the stom-
ach, caused by Indigestion. Doctors
and medicines failed to benefit me
until I used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
J. R. Rhea. Coppell. Texas" Sold by
Bronson & Lghthall. Broderick &
Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

Emrrsons highest artistic quality
has in it always Il suggestion of mir
acle. one cannot see how ii was
done" and imita tion is disaster. The
sentence, the phrase, creates in the
mind Il sense of luminousnesS. SO keen
is the vibration, This may be said of
all works of high artistic genius. but
in the case of Emerson the miracu-
lousy luminous effect is peculiarly felt.
On Il building ut the pan-American eX-
position ut Buffalo the visitor who read
the following words. even if he could
not remember having read them be
fore, might not long doubt rs to their
origin: 20 rich and various man. thou
palace of sight and sound, carrying in
thy senses the morning and the night
and the unfathomable galaxy; in thy
brain the geometry of the city of God,
in thy heart the bower of love and the
realms Of right and wrong."-Century.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

The ancients firmly believed in mon
ster serpents of all kinds and of both
the land and marine species. During
the wars with Carthage n great snake
is said to have kept the Roman army
from crossing the Bagrados river for
several days. The monster swallowed
up no less than seventy Roman soldiers
during this combat and was not con.
quered untiva hundred stones from as
many different catapults We're fired
upon it all at one time. The monster
skull and skin We're preserved and
aftcrWard exhibited in one of the
Roman temples. The dried skin of
the creature was 100 feet in length. ac-
cordinS TO Pliny.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

"My DEAR" said Mrs. Cawker to her
daughter, when you are at Mrs. Cum
SOS this afternoon l hope you won't
think of repeating that bit Of gossip
about Mrs. Gilfoyle that Mrs. Fosdick
told us this afternoon
why. mammal"
"Well, because it would be ungener'
GUS and unkind, and don't think Mrs
Gilfoyle would like it told. and. besides
want to tell it to Mrs. Cumso myself
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Summons.

In the District Court of the Eleventh
Judicial District of the State of
Montana. in and for the County Of
Flathaad.
Lyons Mercantile Company, a corpo-
ration, Plaintiff, against Alfred
Jones, observation-disclosures
The State of Montana sends Greet
ings to the above named defendants
and to each of them:
You are hereby summoned to ans
wer the complaint in this action,
which is filed in the office of the
clerk of this court, copy of which
is herewith served upon you in the
county wherein you reside, and to
file your answer and serve a copy
thereof upon the plaintiffs attorney
within twenty days after the service
Of this summons. exclusive of the
day of service; and in case of your
failure to appear or answer, judg-
ment will be taken against you, by
default for the relief demanded in
the complaint. This action is brought
for the purpose of enforcing the col
lection of $103.67. balance due on
your promissory note dated February
18th, 1903, and $25 attorneys fees,
and the costs of said action.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said court this 23rd day of July, 1908.
james X. Lang, Clerk,
By I. D. Rognlien, Deputy.
Oliver & Rhoades, Counsel for Said
p1oinfiff
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Another TWo-Bit House.

The Vienna Cafe, on First avenue
was re-opened last Monday by
Adolf AImbruster, a first-class cook
and caterer Under the new manage
ment regular meals will be served for
% cents. The restaurant will be
open all night and special attention
given to short orders at all times.
Try the new place.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Just About Bedtime

Take a Little Early Riser-it will
cure consultation. biliousness and
liver troubles DeWitt's Little Early
Risers are different from other pills.
They do not grippe and break down
the membranes of the stomach. liver
and bowels, but cure by gently arous-
ing the secretions and giving strength
to these organs. Sold by Bronson 4
Lighthall and Brodsrick & Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Making II Hit.

"An my achievements said the
great race horse. ARE due to the fact
that | always put my best foot for
ward"
Il find" replied the wicked mule,
that accomplish more by putting my
best foot backward" -ENchange
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Sure Cure for Piles.

Itching piles produce moisture and
cause itching. This form, as we'll as
blind, bleeding or protruding piles,
are cured by DR.. Bosanko's Pile Rem
edy. Stops itching and bleeding. Alb
serbs tumors: soc jar, at druggists
or sent by mail. Treatise free Writs
me about your case. DIR. Bosanko
Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by Bron
son & Lighthall.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Dental Parlors.

DR.. O. S. Crowder has secured Of
fee rooms over the old post office
and will be ready on Monday morn
ing to do all work in dentistry with
skillful up-to-uate methods.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

Mrs. Ferguson-Geor@e, what partic-
ular failing of yours did the preacher
touch on in his sermon this morning:
Mr., Fer@uson-What do you ask me
that question for?
Mrs. Ferguson Because YOU have
been as cross as bear ever since you
came home from church. : Chicago
Tribune
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Safety In Numbers.

Brannigan-COme home an teck sup
per wild me, Flanagan.
Flannigan-Shure it's past yer sup
per time now. Yer wife III be mad as
a halter.
Brannigan-That's jist it; she can't
lick the two Of us. - Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Reward Of IS.

Lost, from range in mud lake coun-
try, two steers. one yearling buck
skin and white steer, branded
on left shoulder. One three year old
red steer, same brand. Reward of IS
for delivery of same to E. L. Sitter at
Bigfork.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
To Lovers Of Music.

We have purchased the stock Of
music formerly owned by the Kalis-
pell Music store We carry the entire
line of the Mckinley edition. late
sheet music. folios, etc. Ask for our
music catalogue. Prompt attention
given to mail orders. Noah's Ark.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11
Why He Objected.

He-I wouldn't want any one to mar
ry me out of pity.
She-But they say pity is akin to
love.
He-Well, never could stand for
poor Enthusiastically Life.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

Don't break down boys pluck with
broomStick. There is a better way.
You cannot educate the mind with q
ub.-SchoOlmaSter.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-08-11

If you want to buy sewing ma
chine, they keep all makes at Sher-
mans Piano house, $40 Main street,
Kalispell.