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The Lamar register., 1903-07-22
curss soIatIoa.

Rev. w. L. Riley, L, L. D., Cuba, N. Y.
writes; "After fifteen days OF excruciat'
ing pain from sciatic rheumatism, under
various treatments, was induced to try
Ballard's Snow Linement, tho first app
LEGATION giving my first relief, and the
second, entire relief. ! can give It un-
qualified recommendation. 25c, 500, 81.
m ot 7 RI MyarS
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VIII, buv II back.

You assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlains Collie, Cholera and Diarr.
hoea Remedy. All druggists will refund
your money il you are not satisfied with
1t. It is everywhere admitted to be the
most successful remedy in use for bowel
complaints and the only one that never
fails. 1t is pleasant safe and reliable.
The Lamar register., 1903-07-22
NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO LEASE
STATE LANDS.

OFFICE OF THE STATE BOARD OF LAND CoM.l
Denver, Colo, June "a, 1908.
Notice is hereby given that A. E. Bent whose
"a, 1908, made application No. S6Oi to the State
Board Of Land Commissioners to lease the fol-
lowing described School Lands. situate in
Prowers County. Colorado. to-wit: All of sec
IS, township % south. range 45 west.
No other applications to lease the above de-
above application will be considered after the
last publication hereof.
Date Of last publication July %, 1908.
MARX G.. WOODRUFF,
Register State Board Land Com.
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wEsrBouNp. EAST BOUND.

No. is California express and makes local
stops between Lamar and La Jnnta.
No. is Denver express, stops on flag at Las
Animas. Carries free chair car and Pullmans.
No. is tho Mexico and California express.
No. 1 and No. both carry tourist and Pullman
sleepers. No. connects at LaJunta for Pueblo
Colorado Springs and Denver.
Train No. So runs to La Junta and will accom-
modate passengers for intermediate points.
No. is through California express and con-
meets at La Junta with train from Denver car
ries passenger through to Chicago without
change. Has Pullman and tourist sleepers.
No. 8 is Denver express and runs through to
Chicago without change. Carries FREQ chair
car and Pullman sleeper.
No. s is local passenger and makes all stops.
Carries chair car and Pullman sleeper. Runs
through to Chicago without change of cars.
Inquiries solicited and promptly and cheer
fully answered. Descriptive literature and
time tsbles folders free by applying to
G.J. J.GARvIN. Agent
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NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO LEASE
STATE LANDS.

OFFICE OF THE STATE BOARD OF LAND CONF
Deuver, Colo, July Is. 1903. )
Notice is hereby given that Il. W. Sher-
~ man whose postoiiice address is Granada
Colo, on July Is, 1908, made application No.
3JiS to the State Board Of Land Com
missioners to lease the following described
school Lapds, situate in Prowers County, Colo
RADIO to-wlt: All of Section 10, Township q
south. Range 4S west.
No other applications to lease the above
described premises or objections against the
above application will be considered after the
last publication hereof.
Date OF last publication August IL, 1908.
MARK q. WOODRUFF,
Register State Board Land Com.
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Retort Courtsous.

Mrs. Naggs-"I found \ woman's
pocketbook on the street to-day"
Naggs-'Tn bet there wasn't any.
thing in It but lot of samples"
Mrs. Nagss-"Well. guess the own
er didn't get them at sample room,
anyway"
The Lamar register., 1903-07-22
Very Valuable

Ida-"How eccentric in Mabel to
marry that country pumpkin. Why, he
is seven fest tall and never even saw
a trolley oar"
Ernie-"Well. yeu know Mabel 10
very fond of the long green"
The Lamar register., 1903-07-22
lust about Bedtime,

Take Little Early Riser-it will cure
constipation. biliousness and liver trou-
bles. DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
different from other pills. They do not
grippe and break down the mucous MEM
branes of the stomach, liver and bowels,
but cure by gently arousing the secreti-
ons and giving strength OF these organs
Sold by Myers Pharmacy.
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A Careful Porter.

Owner-Ses here! You want to
handle that trunk more carefully.
Porter-I1l look out for it, sir. l
know a man who let one fall on his
toes last month, an he amt out Of the
hospital yet.-Town and Country.
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WINE OF CAR RDuL
NOTICE OF PUBLICATION.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
LAMAR. Colo. June "a. 1908.

NOTICE is hereby given that the following
~ named settler has filed notice of her inten-
tion to make final proof in support of her claim,
and that said proof will be made before the Reg
ster and Receiver at Lamar. Colorado. on Thurs
day, July so. 1908, viz: Harriet p. Mourning,
II. E. No. 1892, for the SEX OF Sec. Z, Twp. rs s.,
RING. 40 W.
She names the following witnesses to prove
her continuous residence upon and cultivation
Of said land, viz:
E. N. Steward, A, L. Cox. Stephen Scott and
j24-jy28 JOHN A. WILLIAMS. Register.
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Real UnkInd.

Softleigh-"A fellow cawn't-aw-
live without bwains, doncher know"
Miss Cutting-"Am I to infer from
that assertion that you are dead
one?"
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Between Friends.

Author@Truth, you know. lies at the
bottom Of q well.
Critic-1f it lies at the bottom of an
inkweli you'll never disturb It with
your pen.
Author-Quite right. always use
. typewriter.
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ChoJera lnfantum

This has long been regarded as one OF
the most dangerouse and fatal diseases
to which infants are subject 1t can be
cured, however, when properly treated.
All that is necessary is to give Cham
berlains Collie, Cholera and Diarrhot a
kemsdy and castor oil, as directed with
each bottle and cure is certain. For
sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1903-07-22

For lazy liver try Chamberlains
Stomach and Liver Tablet. They invig.
crate the liver, aid the digestion, reRu-
late the bowels and prevent bilious ut
tacks, For sale by druggists.
The Lamar register., 1903-07-22
Tho Foundatlon Of \ eaIth.

Nourishment Is the foundation OF
health-life- strength. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure is the one great medicine that en-
ables the stomach and digestive organs
to digest, assimilate and transform all
foods into the kind Of blood that nouri-
shes the nerves and feeds the tissues
Kodol lays the foundation for health
Nature does the rest. Indigestion, Dys-
pepsia, and all disorders Of the stomach
and digestion organs are cured by the
use of Kodol. Sold by Myers Pharmacy
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Defendant.
The People of the State of Colorado,
To James Z. Church, the defendant above
named GREETING:
You are hereby required to appear in an act
plaintiff in the District Court of Prowers Coun-
ty, state Of Colorado, and answer the complaint
herein within twenty days after the service here
of, IL served within this County; or. IL served
out of this County, or by publication, within
thirty days after the service hereof, exclusive of
be taken against you according to the prayer of
the complaint And IL a copy of the complaint
in the above entitled action be not served with
this summons, of If the service hereof be made
out of this State, then ten days additional to
the time hereinbefore specified for appearance
and answer will be allowed before the taking
of Judgment by default as aforesaid.
The said action Is brought to obtain decree
forever quieting the plaintiff her title and
possession oflot eight, in block eighteen in the
original Town of Lamar in Prowers County in
the State of Colorado, against all claims there
through or under him after the commencement
of this SUIT and for such other and further re-
lief as should seem meet and agreeable to equity
and for her costs of suit will more fully appear
from the complaint in said action to which
reference is here made copy Of which is here
to attached.
And you are hereby notified that il you fail
to appear and to answer the said complaint as
above required, the said plaintiff will apply to
the court for the relief demanded in the COM
plant.
Given under my hand and the
SEAL in said County, this 9th day
CHARLES W. LUCK.
Clerk.
The Lamar register., 1903-07-22

Americans In Canadian Northwest.
"Americans now own the Canadian
northwest" said Canada's Minister of
the Interior in = speech to delegates
from the London Chamber of Com
merce.
The Lamar register., 1903-07-22

No man or women in the state will
hesitate to speak we'll Of Chamberlains
Stomach and Liver Tablets after once
trying them. They always produce a
prove the appetite and strengthen the
digestion. For sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1903-07-22
RIP A v 8 Tnlnles
Doctors find
A good prescription
For mankind

The Scent packet is enough for usu ual occasions
The family bottle 100 centsl contains supply
for year. All druggists sell them.
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sU m MONS.

SUMMONS.
GousTa OF oS In 'hs Sools District
KATIE A. FEAST
JAMES E. CHURCH
Defendant,
The PeOnlP Of the Sfufp nf ToIorodo
The Lamar register., 1903-07-22

San Francisco, Calf, and return
$42.1O, acct. National Encampment
Grand Army of The Republic.
Dates of sale Aug. 2 to 15 inclusive
Return limit Oct. Is, 1908. Stop
overs allowed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29

with him, and during his stay at Sing
apore he was robbed of about $4,000
worth of jewelry. Some one broke
open his box one night and stole his
crown rings, some pearls and other
jewels.
Another source of the royal in
come is the Tribute which the sultan
receives from the north Borneo COM
pany for the lease of the lands about
Sandakan. This pays him $4,000 a
year.
'sThe sultan is like Solomon in that
he has in the neighborhood of12 wives
in addition to the many other females
of his royal harem. His first wife,
who is princess, has left him on &C
count Of a multiplicity of loves. She
did not object to the four wives pro-
vided for by the Koran, but when his
majesty demanded a score, she began
to be jealous and got a divorce. She
now lives on the opposite side of the
island in a big white house at Mabu,
a Moro village, some distance east of
Jolo. The divorced sultana is said to
be bright woman, and she is the
only wife his majesty has had who is
Of royal blood"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29
LUCK OF A PRETTY GIRL.
Misses Husband But Escapes Posi-
BILE Unhappiness.

1T never happens this way in the
novels one reads" pouted a pretty gr!
in Chicago as this new year began.
The girl was of West Virginia. She
had run away from home, after a Sc
Get courtship, to meet the hero of
her heart. She was going back again,
still free of matrimonial ties, in the
charge of a determined papa. The
hero did not show up as promised
Miss West Virginia has nourishedher
spirit on stories of the ult. a-romantic
brand. No doubt Of the happy ever
after" had permeated her mental at
mosphere. Love, elOpement and good
luck must go by the book, since they
always went together in the book.
This pretty southern girl vas fort
innate in her escape. Too many other
girls have had their eyes opened too
late to the difference between the
worlds Of reality and of silly fiction
One reason for the vogue of certain
novels one reads is that '1t never
happens SO" in actual life. They have
the fascination of an ideal unreality
Above all, it never happens that girl
can safely trust her life and good name
to the lover who shuns the scrutiny of
her home guardians.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29
RIGHT HANOEDNESS
AND LEFT SRAlNEDNESs

TIE Huxley lecture of October q
was delivered by Prof. Cunningham,
who took for his subject, Right Iland-
eGness and Left Brainedness. So far
as evidence goes it seems probable
that right handedness was cha. acter-
istic of man at very early period.
1t is an inherited quality in the same
sense that the potential quality of
articulate speech in man and of song
in birds are inherited possessions. In
vestigation shows that right handed
ness is due to transmitted functional
prominence of the left brain, and this
factor prevents an oscillation of the
condition from one side to the other
in these curious cases in which the
right and left sides of the body are re-
versed and the thoracic and abdominal
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29
MAKING BOWLING BALLS.
The Very Hard Lignum-Vitae Wood
Found Best.

The popularity of bowling has
grown to such an extent in all parts of
the United States that the manufac-
ture of bowling balls, pins and alleys
has become an industry which gives
employment to thousands Of men.
While the work of constructing the
alleys does not require any great
amount of ingenuity, it is in the shap-
ing and modelling of bowling balls
that great skill and careful workman
ship are required. A man connected
with the largest firm manufacturing
bowling balls, alleys and pins in
America tells how the balls are made:
Bowling balls are made almost eX
clusively out of wood from the West
Indies and Central American countries
known as Ignum-vitae, one of the
hardest woods known. We have
several agents nj those countries buy
ing up this wood all the year round. 1t
is shipped in the rough to our factory
in chunks about to 6 feet in length
and varying in diameter from 6 to 20
inches. The logs are put into a special
ly constructed cylinder and cut into
blocks, after which the edges are
rounded with band saw The
rough balls are then turned over to
expert mechanics, who, with the aid
of turning lathes, gradually plane
them down to the required size. The
balls are then smoothed with q sand
paper turner, receive a coat of shellac
and oil and are complete, with the ex-
ceptiOn of the finger holes, which are
frequently bored to measure while
you wait A similar process is used
in the manufacture Of pins, which are
turned out of Georgia pine and maple
blocks, for the most part, these pins
being considered the best by reason
of their durability and f1neness.
''The demand for bowling balls and
pins is much greater than the supply,
and we have been forced to run our
factory night and day in a vain effort
to fill our orders. Our factory in Chi
cagO, which is the largest one of its
kind in the country, employees about
$50 hands and turns out over 500 balls
a day, but when you stop to consider
that there are probably $4,000 bowling
alleys in the country you will not won-
der that we are overwhelmed with
work. With each alley sent out a set
of balls is provided, and an average of
three sets of balls to an alley are
used each year. Old balls can be
turned down once, but after that they
are useless. The pins do not last as
long as the balls, and an average of
five sets a year are used to an alley.
The regulation bowling ball
weighs about 16 pounds and is q
inches in circumference In a set
Of II balls 4 of them are Of the regu-
lation size and ranging from that size
down to the smallest size used in the
cocked-hat game.
"a ball of the regulation size costs
from So to $3.50; but we make many
extra-fne ones to order, which sell
for fancy prices -Exchange.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29
CHAPTER XVI.

Lord Kildonan and Armathwaite
were still conversing when the first
dinner-bell rang.
Stay and dine with us-you must
stay aid dine with u.s. said the
former, eage-ly. 81 like talking to
you; you have the active sympathy of
the young and a touch of the silent
discretion of older folk And if I bore
you, as l am afraid l do, you may at
least flatter yourself that you are the
only person l babble to at this rate
Come, YOU must stay"
You are ve:y kind, your Iordship,
but I am not dressed for dinner
Never mind. l won't dress either,
and her ladyship must excuse us both
togethec"
A terrible thought crossed Arma-
thwaite's mind as he entered the draw
ing-room with his host, and saw that
all the guests of. the afternoon were
gone with the exception of himself,
another young fellow, and Crosmont,
who slipped in at the last moment
just as they had all risen to go in to
ulIuSI. w Hat IIIuluSIDOlIS WOulu D6
strong enough to mark Mrs. Peele's
wrath OF his staying behind after she
had gone home with her daughter?
Would the doctors little house hold
him after that? 1t seemed more than
doubtful.
At the dinner-table, when all had sat
down, thee was still a vacant chair,
and cries arose of: where's Sgd
ney?" What has become of Mason?"
mingled with murmured jests AMI
stif1ed laughter. Lord Kildonan was
the only person present who knew
nothing of the reason of the young
fellows absence; and his ingenious
inquiries after his missing guest pro-
duced q hush in the merriment, it
having been generally agreed that
Sydney's loss of his money should be
concealed from the master of the
house, on account of the deep distress
and annoyance it you'd cause him. A
servant was dispatched in search of
the youLg fellow, who appeared with
p1nk-rimmed eyes and more washed
out appearance than ever. took his
seat with the air of a martyr opposite
to Armathwaite, and answered all
Lord Ki!donan's questions by lisping
out in lachrymose tones that he had
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29
HUMBUG OF DIPLOMACY.
Lord Newton Says There Are no

Lord Newton Says There Are no Sc
crets of State Nowadays.
Lord Newton, who for some years
held the post Of attache in the diplo-
matte service, principally as secretary
at the Embassy in Paris, shocked the
of Lords with iconoclastic views on
official secrets.
There are, in fact he said, no
such things as official secrets.
They do not exist. The dispatch boxes
which follow the foreign representa-
ed as if they contained earth-shaking
mysteries rarely contain anything
which the world does not know. The
boxes, which are carried by kings
messengers to the uttermost parts Of
the world, contain very little that is
really secret, and most of the fact
may be expected to appear in the
press the next day"
These revelations were made
while inviting the secretary for foreign
affairs to make statement with
reference to Sir Horace Rumbold's re-
cent article in the National Review,
and to explain that there was no i'm
putatiOn on the character of the ex-
Ambassador at Vienna.
Lord Lansdowne justified the
answer given by the under secretary
in the House of Commons on NOvem-
Der 13, in which the publication was
described as indiscreet and repre-
hensible. The book Of "reminiscences
written by Sir Horace Rumbold might
be described as innocuous, but the Re
view article contained an account of
conversation with the Emperor Of
Austria and communications with the
Austro-Hungarian government on a
subject of Importance and delicacy af-
fecting the name of Queen Victoria.
Sir Horace's dispatches on these
subjects were marked confidential, >"
and the foreign Office itself would not
have been justified in publishing them
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29
SUNDAY IN THE OLDEN TIMES.

The mother, in her best black gown,
and with her foot stove, if the weather
was cold, the father, freshly shaved, in
his high black stock and equally I'M
Portable tall black hat, and such of
the sisters as were at home, filed the
two broad board seats of our wagon,
with perhaps one of us youngsters
wedged in, though we preferred to
walk in good weather; then the We
hicle moved out of the front gate,
and joined the procession of carriages
going in the same direction, impelled
by the same pious duty. With the
foot stove or without it, went lunch-
cons for the monday hour, for the
religious exercises were an all-day af-
fair, with forenoon and afternoon serv-
ices, and the Bible class and Sunday
school in the interval which the min
lister took for rest between his SER
mons. 1t was not supposed that his
hearers needed rest. There were sheds
for the vehicles, and the man who
was kind to his beasts usually put in
to his wagon with the family sand
WlCueS d Sudli DdS Ol gram LOT MS
team. The services began at half
past ten, and were over at half past
three, unless the afternoon sermon
was lengthy" as it was very apt to
be: five hours of doctrine and edifica-
ton on which Heaven was supposed
to smile; five hours of light and sun
shine and recreation stricken out of
our lives on that so-called day of rest.
j. T. Trowbridge in Atlantic.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29
LATEST PARIS FADS.
Pink Teeth and Animals "the Newest
Thing" so to Speak.

The newest turn" in Partisan music
halls is the appearance of a lady with
pink teeth. She is a native of Can
ton, but born of French parents. Her
teeth, which are perfect, are of
semi-transparent substance, resemb-
ling pale-colored coral. A dentist who
has examined them says that they will
never decay. They are as hard as
diamonds and the latter gems are the
only material with which a mark can
be made on their surfce. The lady
is very pretty, and her pink teeth are
said to enhance her charms She ap-
pears at Paris music halls with an
electric lamp in her mouth The light
shines through the pink ivory and is
reported to produce an effect which is
fascinating as we'll as weird. The lady
is going on the stage for the purpose
of collecting a dowry to enable her to
marry a young Chinaman who has
fallen in love with her pretty face and
her pink teeth and whose affection she
returns.
Feminine fashions in Paris just now
are nothing if not ornithologicaI. The
ladies have a passion for birds, real or
artificial, wild or domestic They place
enormous ones whole on their mats
and use small heads for adjoining pins,
umbrellas and other objects. A
lady who dresses at the height of ia
shion will appear with a large real
white farmyard hen installed in a nest
of astrakhan on her head Ducks will
peer through her hair. These are the
tops of the hatpins, finished off by i'm
itation heads of ducks with long vel
low bills. Finally, a chick IN gilt
bronze or enamel, just out Of the egg.
with possibly bits of the shell sticking
to its down, surmounts the handle of
the umbrella. The ornithological
fashion has naturally been taken off
in the music halls. A lady appears
in one of the "Revues" OF this season
wearing lat four feet in diameter,
under the brim of which hangs a real
stuffed stork, whose long bill bangles
over her nose.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29

without the consent of the Austro-
Hungarian government. If that was
necessary for the foreign office, it
should also have applied to Sir H.
Rumbold who ought to have asked the
consent of the foreign office.
The foreign Office is about to issue
a new regulation which will make it
clear that members of the diplomatic
service must not publish observations
on service matters or information OBJ
tanned in the course of their official
duties Without the consent OF the
foreign Office, and, further, that the OBJ
legation of secrecy continues equally
after etirement.-Lohdon Mail.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29
"Ein Juenging Liebt Elm Maedchen."

Gin JuengIing Liebt Elm Maedchen.'
Elm Jungling liebt Elm Madchen,
Die hat einen andern erwahlt;
Der andre liebt cine andre,
und hat SIGH nit dieser vermahlt.
Das Madchen heirathet aus Aerger
Den ersten besten Mann,
Der ihr in den Veg gelaufen;
De- Jungling list libel dram.
Els list cine alte Geschichte,
DOch bleibt sic INNER neu;
Und VEN sic just passiret,
Dem BRIGHT das Herr entzwei.
Heinrich Heine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29
Hereditary Trait.

mo want him." said the Indian
pushing back the ticket; ''cost too
much"
"Ah, l see,' unused the ticket agent;
"the influence of heredity is strong
within you. You want a scalper's
ticket Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1903-01-29
Solved At Last.

ooh, yes, she has solved the servant
girl problem"
''Has she really?"
eyes, indeed"
whats the solution?''
sShe lives in hotel"