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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-04-16
Doan'S
Kidney Pills,
A Modern Medicine for
Every Kidney Ill.

Mr.. II. II. Hughes. of Saxtons River, W,
empIoyed by b. II. Locke 4 Co, says; MY
kidneys did not act properly for years, alu
h gradually grew on me. For two or three
wears they troubled me very mucn Win a
dull aching pain across my PACK anu ~
nv loins. III / stood on my feet Tor any
length Of time, ! felt the pain across MY
hack more and my legs became nuinD.
When the pain in my back got 50 bad tnat
/ could stand IT no longer, put on plastssIs,
and used a great many OF them, put my ne,
only afforded me temporary relei. ! hi ,s9
used medicines Of all kinds, but they ull
not reach the cause | saw Doans hluhey
pills advertised, and so well recommended,
that was Induced to give them trlai; "a anu
/ got them at Andrews drug store. Ihey
gave me Immediate relief. After the treat
meut l seldom felt any symptoms OF my
former troubled, but when ] did l TOOK
few Of Doan's Kidney PILLS and " soon
left me My rheumatic pains were NOT -
severe. and did not have that tired IAN
guid feeling. | had more energy IN dong
INV work and give all the credit TO Doah
kidney pills. They did me great deal
Of good. and | feel justified in Recommend
ing them to others as good and reiiaDle
Doan's Kidney pills for sale by all drug
gists; 80 cents per box. Foster-MlOurh C''f
Eunal0, N. y.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-04-16
OUFFYS PURE MALT WKISRE

absolutely and nvigorating smuan and
and
feet enables
uans the system promoter health and longevity makes
keeps the
Malt
CAUT1ON-When Whiskey be
limitations socald Malt substitutes which
which, relieving
Duhys and be getit 1t the absolutely ma
heathgiving qualities the trademark
II
the whskey The
nteet the genuine Mall
N sl00 abookle
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-04-16
Hell do now" Who spoke9

Hell do now" Who spoke?
Near thing, though" went on the
voice. "See if he can take a little
more-not too much. There-easy
does it,"
He opened his eyes 10 find that the
girl had vanished, and that a beard
ed man was bending over him.
"Where's the girl?" he asked
family.
WAS there anyone else in the
boat" asked the bearded man of some
one who stood behind him.
"No, sir" came the answer.
"We picked you up. You're al
right now" said the bearded man
do you understand what | say.
You're on the steamer Basuto. bound
for London
He tried to answer, but began to
cry instead.-Chicag Tribune.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-04-16

wonderfully successful in promptly curing
lame back, kidney. bladder, uric acid irou-
bles and Bright's Disease, which is the worst
form Of kidney trouble.
Dr.. Kilmers Swamp-Root is not rec
ommendedfo everything but if you have kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble il will be found
Just the remedy you need. lthss been tested
in so many ways, in hospital work, in private
practice, among the helpless TOO poor 10 pur-
chase relief and has proved so successful in
every case that special arrangement has
been made BY which all readers Of this paoe.
who have not already tried it, may have a
sample bottle sent free by mail, also a book
telling more about Swsmp-Root and how 10
find out fyou have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper and Es1,
send your address to fFE--;zs.y5r-ssf1
Pr. Kilner & Co., Bng- , -T5.. .ssl...
hsmion. N. Y. The * ss- ~. 81 sr g
regular fifty cent and Home Of saamr-Poos.
dollar sizes are sold BY all good druggists
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name, swamp Root. DR.. Killner5s
swamp Root.and the address. Binghamton.
n. y, on every bottle.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-04-16
visions Of Rest.

'oh, john" exclaimed the proud
mother, as her husband came YEARLY
up the front steps, baby is begin
ming to walk"
Good" CALCULATED the midnight
martyr. "Now he can do his own
foor-walking at night" Chicago
Daily News.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-04-16
DR.. EnnnOnS'

Monthly Regulator has brought happiness 70
hundreds OF ANY ious women. There IL positive
~ no other remedy known 10 medical science
that will so quickly aud safely do the Work.
Longest and most obstinate irregularities from
any cause relieved Immediately. success uh a
anfeef Al anv stage. No pain. danger, or Inter.
ference with work. Have relieved hundreds OF
eases where others have failed. The most dlhi-
cult cases successfully treated by nhil and pen
risk whatsoever We treat hundreds Of ladies
whom we never sec. Write for further particu.
lars and free confidential advice. Do not put On
too long. Allietters truthfully answered re
meunbcr, this remedy Is absolutely safe under
every possible condition and positively leaves
no afterill effect upon the health. sent by mai
securely sealed, 500. Money letters should be
registered. DIR. j. W. EMMONs CO., laO Ire
wont 81. Boston. Mass.
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III only Cnmment.

"That man boasts that his election
didn't cost him a cent. What do you
think Of that?"
at strikes me-" said Senator Sorg-
hum, gloomily, that his constituents
must be mighty improvident int."-
Washington Star.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-04-16
What n widow Is.

"Can any little boy or girl tell me
the meaning of the word widow"
asked the teacher. "Well. WILLIE" to
an urchin who waved his hand vigor-
ously.
"A widow" said Willie, breathlessly.
as mans wife that's lost her hus-
band."-N. Y. Herald.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-04-16

"Good morning, sir" said a stranger,
sccosting Rip Van Wrinkle, as III, lat
ter came down out of the mountains
from his 2o-year sleep, "and how are
you feeling this morning."
II am feeling bum-yery bum" re-
piled Rip in the usual grumbling way
of mankind "Why, never slept a
wink all ght."-Boston Post.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-04-16

cures made BY Dr..
Kilmers Swamp-R Root,
the great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy.
Il is the great medi-
caltriumph Of the nine
ieenih century; dis
covered after years Of
scientific research by
Or. Kilmer, the emf
nent kidney and blsd-
der specialist. and is
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-04-16
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK :?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure 10 know Of the wonderful
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
He Knew What 1t Was,

A certain minister, while passing
down the village street, observed one
of his parishioners seated at his cot
tage door supping his broth.
Thinking this an unusual proceeding,
he stopped and asked him what was
the matter.
"Oh," replied John. "the chimley is
reeking bit, SO I cam outside tie sup
ma broth. Ye had better gan in and
gle the missus bit advice ABBOTT it."
The minister. had scarcely opened the
door when a female voice exclaimed.
us that thoo agyen, thoo AVID rascal"
And the minister's hat was crushed
over his eyes with a STOOL
Without making a remark the minis
ter closed the door and, stepping up to
where John sat. said solemnly. John,
our chimney at home smokes some
times too!'
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29

The bashmen in the Kalahari desert
often live scores Of miles from places
where water comes to the surface.
During a certain part Of the year sharp
storms pass over the Kalahari, cover
Ing the apparently arid region with tho
brightest Of verdure and filling for a
few short days the water courses with
roaring torrents. The bushmen know
how to find water by digging in the
bottoms Of these dried up river beds.
They dig hole three or four feet deep
and then tie a sponge to the end Of q
hollow reed. The sponge absorbs the
moisture at the notion Of the hole, and
the natives draw it into their mouths
through the reed and then empty it into
calabashes for future use.
The animals that inhabit such wastes
as the Kalahari are of course accus-
toned to living upon very small and
infrequent supplies of water. The Bech-
uana do not lead their cattle to the
drinking places oftener than once in
two or three days. 1t is said that goats
in the Kalahari frequently pass months
without water.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
"BIue Hens Chickens

Everybody knows that natives of
Delaware are called BLUE Hens
Chickens" but not one in a hundred
can tell you why they are SO called.
The epithet is said to have had it's orr
gin in the following:
One of Delaware's most gallant fight
ers in the war of the Revolution was a
Captain Caldwell, who was notorious
for his fondness for cockfghting. He
drilled his men admirably, they being
known throughout the army as "Cald-
wells Ga1necocks."
This same Caldwell held to the Pc
culiar theory that no cock was really
game unless it's mother was blue hen.
AS the months wore away Caldwells
men became known as the "Blue Hens
Chickens" title which only increased
their respect for the old gamecock cap
tain. The nickname became famous
and after the close Of the war was ap-
piled indiscriminately to all natives of
the Diamond State.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
A Genius For Friendsbip

No man Of Johnson's time knew the
great city better nor all the varieties
of life contained within its walls. He
slept with beggars or wandered house
less through the streets at night With q
brother poet; he 'slanged" barge
man, laughed and jested with Gar
rick's actresses or talked with pro
found respect, but still in firm, man.
ly manner. with his sonorous voice" to
majesty itself. II look upon a day as
lost" he said. lin which / do not make
new acquaintance The fact that
he never lost a friend except by death
shows that he was as tenacious of old
friendships as he was eager to acquire
new. He had. in fact, a very genius
for friendship, aid the circle that gath
cred round him in his later years in
Guided not only poets. scholars and
men of letters, but the most prominent
painters, actors. musicians, doctors
and statesmen in England Booklov-
ers' Magazine.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
Worlds Best Medicine.
PAINES CELERY
COMPOUND
Has Made People Well When
Every Other Remedy
Has Failed.

Paine's Celery Compound cures disease /!
1t has saved the lives of thousands of sufferers.
1t has made the weak strong, vigorous, and
happy.
Paine's Celery Compound purifes the blood
and builds up the nervous system as nothing
else can do; it is e-eminently the great life
giver and health maker.
Overworked and tired women stand in ur.
gent need of this health giving prescription to
make and keep them we'll. All women should
take advantage of the remarkable power of
this best of medicine for restoring vigor to the
blood and strength to the nervous system.
The all-important thing for nervous, run down,
and sleepless women is that Paine's Celery
Compound forti6es the whole physical system,
and by correcting digestion and regulating the
nerves, it insures sound, refreshing sleep. In
every case of sickness Paine's Celery Com
pound completely and permanently brings
back health. Mrs. Mary M. Myers, Balti-
more, Ohio, saved by Paine Celery Compound
after the failures of able physicians, gratefully
writes as follows:-
II suffered for eight years with nervous
prostration and the general debility common
to women, and had such pains in my back
that could not get around the house. l used
several remedies and consulted several of the
best physicians without obtaining any relief.
Paine's Celery Compound restored me to
health
81 also want to say to all mothers that
Paine's Celery Compound is splendid medi-,
cine for their chi16ren ,,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
The KangaroO's Kick.

When a big "old man" kangaroo stiff
ems his tail and converts it into a sort
Of revolving pivot bearing the whole
weight of his body, leaving his tremen-
dously powerful legs free for attack
and defense, everybody who does not
want to be ripped up or thrown in a
heap for a considerable distance will
give the marsupial a wide berth. Only
those who have seen the full grown
kangaroo in his native Australian bush
with his back to q tree, scattering dogs,
bleeding and torn, right and left, can
form any adequate idea of the prodi-
gious strength the animal is capable Of
exerting when he finds himself in a
tight corner. Kangaroos are now get
ting scarce in the southern parts of
Australia, but they are still pretty nu-
merous in the thinly populated north.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
ST. PAUL FLYER WRECKED
Engineer Coleman Is Dead and Others
Receive Severe Injuries-No Pas
sengers Badly Hurt.

Sioux City. Ia, May 26.-Following
are the victims of the wreck of the st.
Paul flyer on the Chicago and North
western at Whiting, Ia, twenty Eight
miles south Of here. The dead:
George Coleman. engineer, Sioux City
The injured: Oscar Larson, fireman,
Kiron. Ia, three ribs broken. spine
badly injured. John Thompson, fire
mans helper, Davenport, Ia, ribs
broken, head cut.
Peter Parsons, mail clerk, Minneap-
oils, rib broken. arm broken. contu-
siOns on head: ICaac Dayhuff. Council
Bluffs, baggageman and express mes
senger, silver driven in neck, head and
face seriously cut.
Engineer Coleman died as the relief
train pulled into Sioux City. The in
jured were taken to the Samaritan hos
pitai. All the cars except the last
coach were ditched The passengers
escaped with severe shaking up The
accident was caused by boxcar
blown on to the main track
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
wby We Saw BnndbOx.

'SThe collars worn by the English in
the seventeenth century," said an old
hat, dealer, 'were big, starched things
a good. deal like a ruff. Sometimes in
deed they were bigger than the biggest
ruff. They required box of a good
sizeIto be carried about in.
TBThese collars were called bands.
Ben Jonson in 'Volpone' says, This
band shows not my neck enough
Steele says, The next that mounted the
stage was an under citizen of the bath.
a person remarkable among the infe-
rior people Of that place for his great
wisdom and his broad band
Bands, you see, were collars, and by
the same token bandboXes were collar
boxes. They were big and round. just
big enough to carry a clean, we'll
starched band-just as big, in fact, as
they are today.
whenever, therefore, you talk of
bandboXes you are unconsciously re-
ferring to the collars as huge as rufus
that the English of the seventeenth
century wore"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
A Sure Thing

It is said that nothing is sure except
death and taxes, hut that is DOT alto
gether true. DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption is sure cure for Ill
lung and throat troubles. Thousands
can testify to that. Mrs G. B. Van Me-
tire of Shepherdtown, ". Va, says: Il
had severe case or Bronchitis and for a
year tried everything [ heard of. but GOT
no relief. One bottle of DR.. Kings New
Discovery then cured me absolutely
It's infallible for Group, Whooping
Cough, Grip, Pneumonia and Consump
ton. Try it. It's guaranteed by Perry
& Doty. Trial bottles free. Regular
sizes Soc and S10O.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
There is more Catarrh in this sectio

There is more Catarrh in this section
of the country than all other diseases
put together. and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable. For
great many yesrs doctors pronounced
it local disease, and prescribed local
remedies; and by continually failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced it
incurable. Science has proven catarrh
to be constitutional disease, and. there.
fore requires constitutional treatm: Mt
Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by
f. j. Cheney & Co, Toledo. o., is the
only constitutional cure on the market.
1t is taken internally in doses from IL
drops to teaspoonful. It acts directly
on the blood aid mucous surfaces of the
system. They offer one hundred dollars
for any case it fails to cure. Send for
circular and testimonials. Address,
f. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
20 Sold by druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
The Harvest Moon.

It so happens that the position of the
moon is such that the full moon pre-
ceding the autumnal equinox FOR sew
eral successive nights in the latitude
Of London rises only nine or ten min
utes later each succeeding evening.
This phenomenon is called the "harvest
moon from a notion that it is a provi-
sion Of all wise Providence calculated
to enable the husbandman to take care
Of his grain at night if there is so much
Of it that it cannot be handled during
daylight
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
President Is Coming East.

Seattle, Wash, May %. = Sunday
was spent very quietly by President
Roosevelt In view of the fact that
the president always observes Sunday
as he sees it the citizens of Seattle
gave him full range to follow his own
inclinations. He attended G. A r.
memorial services in the morning. In
the afternoon he took horseback ride.
At a. m. today his party started east
over the Northern Pacific Saturday
was one OF The hardest days that the
president has had since he started on
his tour. During the day he made five
addresses,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
The Seven S1eeDerS

The Seven Sleepers were seven noble
youths of Ephesus, who in the time Of
the Decian prosecutions it is said, fed
to certain cavern for refuge. They
We're pursued, discovered and walled
in the cave, the perpetrators of the
deed hoping to mete out cruel and
horrible death. However, according to
the legend. they were made to fall
asleep and were miraculously kept
alive for nearly two centuries. Their
names are given as Maximian. NAL
chus, Martinian. Denis. John. Serapion
and Constantine.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
Move to Change Chase's Domicile.

Lafayette, Ind, May 26.-Mcse S
Fowler Chase, accompanied by his IA
ther, nurse and special officer, was ia
ken to Fowler, Ind, where the attor-
neys for the boy asked the court to en-
ter an order making his temporary
domicile in Fowler. The case is set
for June 2. il llaas;l liz .Ss lxssa u IL
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
Made young again

Zone of DIR. Kings New Life Pills
each night for two weeks has put me In
my teens again." writes ID. q. Turner OF
Dempseytown. Pa. They're the best in
the world for Liver, Stomach and Bow
els. Purely vegetable. Never grippe.
Only 25c at Perry & Doty.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
Peruvian Gunboat Sinks.

Plymouth, Eng, May 26.-TLe :
ruvian gunboat Loreto sprung a .e.. k
forty miles northeast Of the Sicily ISL
ands, and sank in an hour. The crew
were picked up by a French trawler
and were landed at Plymouth. The
Loreto was new vessel. She left
Liverpool May % for Para, Brazil.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
Tornado Kills Two Children.

Glenwood, Ia, May pa tornado
struck the state hospital for feeble
minded at this place. Two persons.
Maggie Betnc3. aged II, and Hazel
Wright, aged 10, were killed. Eleven
were injured, but all will recover The
old dormitory building and power
house were blown down.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
Heroic Sacrifice.

Belle-DO you think Chappie loves
me?
Grace-I know it. He told me today
that he was going to shave off his mus
tache SO that he could devote more
thought to you.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
Encouraging.

The Prospective Bride-I sometimes
wish l had more experience in house
keeping and domestic life.
The Old Stager-But my dear, if you
had you would never get married.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
FeeIeSS Information,

Mr.. Tytephist (at the chubby the
way, doc, what is good for indigestion?
Doctor fellow club man)-Well, ii
Welsh rabbit is sometimes good for
about three days of it.-Chicago Trib-
me
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
Hard to Meet Them, Though.

Miss Romantique (ecstatically) :
guess in Bohemia every one is Tom.
Dick and Harry.
Painter Lott Ga poor artist)-Oh, yes,
and there are a good many bills there
too.-Indianapolis Journal
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
ADOvERYDEADLY.
Fifteen Killed by a Wind That
Swept Through Co mu i
ties i'm Nebrask
TWENTY OTHERS ARE BADLY HURT
Comes Down on a Family Gathering
and Leaves Every One Dead or
WOunded-Names of
the Victims.

Hastings, Neb., May ga series
of heavy storms, two of which de-
velOped into the worst torandCes that
have visited southern Nebraska for
years, passed over portions of Clay,
Franklin and Kearney counties. Eff
teen persons are known to have lost
their lives, twenty odd were more or
less seriously injured, and a num-
Der of others received minor injuries.
Every dwelling and outbuilding in the
path of the tornado was blown to
pieces. and the financial loss thus far
accounted for will reach about 100000.
A list Of the casualties is as follows:
Near Norman: Dead-Daniel Nc
Curdy, Robert McCurdy, Mrs. John
Wehlever, Mrs. Earl Bacon, Mrs. C.
A. Triple. Injured - Mrs. George
Jmeer, arm broken; Icey McCurdy, leg
broken; George Jmeer, and Robert
Chambers, lady hurt; Earl Bacon,
John Wehlevcr, Mr.. and Mrs. Rinhart,
not serious
Four Dead at Upland.
Near Upland: Dead-Lutheran min
lister, name unknown; Mrs. John Pc
ters, farmers wife; Mrs. Chris Lam
ers and mother. Injured-Chris Lam
ers and two children, William and Min
ME Schultz, Fred Pop and mother, Mrs.
Isaac Casper.
Pauline Supplies SIX Fatalities.
At Pauline: Dead-Mr. and Mrs
James Mumaw and child, Frank Quigg,
Flora Palmer. John Palmer.
At Fairfield: Injured-Mrs. A. W.
Broderick and child. serious; John Nc
Reynolds, Internally injured; Mrs.
Nobe Linsey; Charles Taylor, caught
by falling chimney, serious.
Death at a Family Party.
Near Norman, at the home of Dan
lei McCCrdy. q number of relatives and
friends were spending the day, and NOT
an inmate escaped death or serious
injury. Two miles south Of Upland
German Lutheran services We're being
held in school house, when the storm
struck and demolished it, killing four
of the occupants, including the minis
ter and injuring a number of others.
The storm was equally destructive at
Fairfield, but the people were warned
OF it's coming and sought cellars for
safety. Six dwellings were blown to
pieces at that place. but their occu-
pants escaped injury with a few ex-
ceptions.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-05-29
Ask XOurDeaIer for Aliens Foo

A powper for the feet. 1t cures Swollen
Sore, Hot Gallons, Aching, Sweating
Feet, Corns and Bunions. At all Drug
gis,s and shoe stores, 25c. Ask to day