The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-07-17
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To get from her the sembiance OF bow
But when little boy to her said. Ma.
Ah. that 20 nc proved cutie encw.
-Ku5iyat Of A. Washer
The dark woman who may know
something about The Murray murder
can confer a real favor. BY calling at
the sherih's Office and telling what she
knows.
The unknown man Rho is dumping
such enormous quantities of stocks on
the Wall street market may be con-
temDlating the installation of A hot wa
ter heating plant 81 his home this win
ter and knows he viii need the money
A great reversal of form is reported
from Kentucky A " hite man has been
lyncbed there.
His fishy eye lack 1Gstre is
His cheek is ike the tulip
But the old barkeeD looks good to us
When he passes out the julep.
The Salt Lake dentist accused of fir
ing a bullet at a florist might set up
the defense that the florist had a hOl-
aimed to lodge the lead in the cavity.
A woman named Meals has just died
in Pennsylvania. She will be much
missed.
The way these postofice scandals
keeo bobbing up must make the post
master. general feel that he is appro-
priate1y named.
The weather bureau has also noted
that rain is needed.
oh pity the poor BAH player,
" hose life Is of uncertain trend
One dav he owns the whole city,
The next day he hasn [ a friend.
Because a man is not a taxpayer it
does not always follow that he owns
no property.
If CUR ball team goes up IN the air
much more we shah look forward TO a
new treatise on astronomy.
From the extreme caution the ear
displays in the matter of opening Man
churian. ports TO Americans one might
suppose mis- majesty fears some enter
prising American syndicate viii estab-
lish a dynamite factory there.
The deputy who searched all persons
entering the court room during the
/ Burton murder trial in Kentucky could
probably give the government revenue
! officers some good tips if be looked into
all the pockets.
The telephone rang in Salt Lake
/ restaurant a few days ago and when
/ the proprietor answered womans
voice announced that she had left her
umbrella in the place few hours pre-
vious. rs it there?' she asked. I'll
see" replied the proprietor. Then
pickj-g up an umbrella which stood
against the wall by him he held ii in
front of the telephone and inquired
rs this it?" 1t proved to be it.
Arc Lights of History.
] Robin Hood was a man with a shifty
! hand, who flourished in the British
isles so long ago that the exact date
does not matter although he lived
somewhere about 1900 or 140O-not al
the time, just for while he was
! manager of the Sherwood forest re-
serve for several seasons. Robin Hood
is generally looked upon as the pro
totype Of the modern stockbroker, al
though Robin Hood sometimes gave
part Of the money-baek. He frequently
disguised himself as an organ grinder
4 and this led to the writing of the bal
lad Robin Hood ard the Monk Rob
in Hood is. remembered as a Jolly gooc
fellow. VINO would cut a purse or g
throat in such mirth-prOvoking man
ner that his victims could not bu
laugh with him. A good deal of the
stuff written and told about Mr.. HooC
is not true.
William Hennery Dale is best know
in Salt Lake as a nurturer of pOlitica
boone. All amateur candidates take
Mr.. Dale into their confidence whe1
they first start out and after following
his instructions come around to hin
for consolation. Mr.. Dale once ran 10
mayor. but his opponent reached Their
a few laps in advance. Later on in hi
life Mr. Dale ran for other offices witt
varying success. A little over yea
ago Mr.. Dale reHnquished the office o
county treasurer Ea response to a yer,
general demand by the voters of tn
county. 1t is understood Mr.. Dale
intended for something higher-al
aeronaut. perhaps He could furnisl
all the baked air necessary to intiat
the balloon and could manage it sue
cessfuIIy beyond a doubt, as Mr.. Dal
Z never takes a tumble. Despite III
, many vicissitudes Mr.. Dale still has
, few friends left.