The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1903-01-15
WANTS TO KEEP IT.

WANTS TO KEEP IT
"What do you think of a man who refuses to
go to a dentist when he has toothache?'
u think he's afraid he'll lose his nerve"
A STRONG BRAND.
Il tell you colonel, there are more things in
and sky than arc dreamed of in our phil.
osophy"
And l tell YOU sub, that there were more
things in the stuff drnked last night than
were in sea or sky
AT HIS WURsT.
He got him some Sausage and bread
And some beer for allaying his thirst.
When his wife him munching the sausage
he said
you are seeing me now at my wurst"
Since Our only harnessmakcr
Has gone farming his
We are patching up our hitchng gear with rope.
This is all we have to vex
Here in Corpus Christi, Texas
And well get another sadder soon, we hope.
Corpus Crony.
Since your only harnessmaker
Has gone farming on his acre
Leaving you dependent on rope to hold your
gear
Ropes Aimsy thing to trust
And it's very apt to bust
And we're very glad you're there and VIC are
here.
After losing hundreds of thousands of dollars
the people of Nacogdoches are spending many
more thousands in rewards for Wettermark. He
certainly waercd his mark-Lockhau Post.
He certainly did The people of Nacogdoches
would give a reward for a wetter mark
The sultan Of Morocco-for the time being
at least-is Mgey Abdul Aziz. II the pre-
tender dcposes him there is reason to believe
because Of his first name and natural impulses
under such circumstance he will do a
lot Of kcking-St. joSeph GaSene.
Ii the pretender deposes him he will be Muley
Abdul Azwuz.
A pair Of white kid gloves, a pair of black
LETT at the Allgood house Monday night and the
owner of the property can find it there-Tmf-
son Times
Timpson weather must have moderated.
This office force drank water Of of dead
cat all last week, but it tasted l-Oakacoods
Wow Europe How in the world did you
come to drink water? In your ignorance of the
taste of water did you think all water tasted ike
that?
Pretty is as pretty does" makes some homcly
girls beautiful and some beautiful girls Ugly
Sherman Courier.
When man springs that gag on the public
it is a safe proposition that he has just fallen
in love with ugly mug.
One of the most gigantic and uumiugated ex-
pressions OF gall and audacity that has ever
been recorded in the annals OF crime was the
| theft OF a show, drum and all, by three Kansas
| men who were arrested and jailed at Fort Worth
| recently.-Pdducdh Times.
If that's the way you refer to little thing
like that, how would you characterize the stealth
of our jug ?-4ikaH Eye.
The lower born women are the higher they
| turn up their noses at common folks.-AoyRan
| Ne5os
Snubbed again
China declares she has no gold, and will have
| to pay the second instalment OF the indemnity
| fund in silver But the European powers ap-
! parently suspect that Dowager Empress Isl An
has enough. gold put away in some snug place
| old lady be made to cough up the god5-
| Brownsville Herald.
While we're not personally acquainted with
the old lady we think She would dig just about
as soon and literally as Unc Russell would
Houston's auditing committee has found
! great deal, Now how will the city get back its
losses? There is doubt but that the books
! of public officials are too careessly and two in
frequently audited.-BcanDnoHt Enterprise
Houston will not get back her losses but she
will see that the mistakes are not made
again by the same people
Fl there is no such thing as rcincarnation. the
| soul that is compelled TO nhabit the carcass Of
! the low-browed nincompoop that stole our lug
last week isn't getting a square deal-llfaH