Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-03-11
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She (gushingly)-Song flows as natu.
rally from her as from little birdie.
He (gruihy)-A parrot, perhaps!
"oh, dear, hate to spend so much
money for clothes, and have them turn
out all wrong! 1t just gives me
| fit"
Bridget, What did you say to Miss
Smith when she called?" II told her
you We're out this tonne for sure,
ma'am."
There's one good thing about n mo-
tor car" What's that?" 1T doesn't
try to run up to every water trough 1t
comes to-
She-I understand that Mrs. Emerson
is strict vegetarian. He-Yes, very!
Why, she goes so far as to exclude
Bacon from her literary diet!
whats the mattcr:" asked the
rooster; more Observation-Disclosures?
Yes" replied the hen; II can never
find things where lay them"
II see the new magazine Is out"
Yes; and thank Heaven, they've got
my poem right next to advertising
matter.''-Atlanta Constitution.
George proposed to that girl and
would have married her If 1t hadn't
been for something she said. Fred
What did she say? George-No.
Did you see any sharks when you
crossed the ocean, Mr.. spifkins?"
asked Miss Purling. Yes" replied
spifkins, sadly: 81 played cards with
couple"
"Now, Willy. you may give me a sen.
tence that will be easy to parse"
"Yes'm. How's this Que: Said the
sparse, parsimonous parson: Parse the
parsnips""
who is the hero of this piece"
asked the man who was coming out
Of the theater. And the manager
thoughtfully replied: "The man who
is financing IT.
$50 you are going to get an auto
mobile:" Yes" answered the man
who is always thinking of his health.
1.-The doctor says I must walk more."-
Washington Star
rs Miss Tinker n good pianist?"
"She is simply fine. You ought to
hear some of her classical pieces. You
would never know they We're music"
indianapolis News.
Her Mamma-You certainly were
flirting outragcously with that young
man OH the bench. Don't you know
you're married woman, and Mrs.
Gay-Yes, but he didn't.
WIfeYou don't seem to enjoy the
dinner, dear. What's the matter? Hus-
band-I was wondering If there
weren't some typographical errors In
that cook book of yours.
He thinks of having his poems pub.
lished in book form" well. that's
the best way of putting them where
they won't bother anybody. "-Phila-
delphia Evening Bulletin.
Martha, where is the Letter that was
on my writing desk?" II posted 1t,
ma'am." But 1t had no address on 1t.
mo, ma'am, but thought 1t might be
one of them agnonimus letters"
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news.
Il wonder why donkeys eat thistles?"
said the man who is always finding
something pcculiar III life "Oh! am
Thcrc is no accounting for taste If n