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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
Special Advertisements.

SMALL ADVERTISEMENTS not ex.
ceeding twenty-five words coming under
the head of WANTED, FOR SALE, TO
for Is cents and cents for each suisse
quent insertion. ADVANCE PAYMENT.
In sending by mail remittance of postage
stamps should be made with order as
the charges are too small to open &C
count for.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
BY a YOUNG MAN, a SITUATION

as bookkeeper. Would accept position as
clerk and have no objection to Job in small
town. References given. Address s..
care Box TOE. Bangor. Me. mch19d2ws
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
THE GARDINER LOAN AND

vestment Co. VIII loan you money on
Collateral, Watches, Jewelry, Horse,
Carriage Household Furniture Rooms
HIP Post Office Building, Gardiner, or
address lock box 614, and we will call
Business Confidential janSdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
LADIES AND GENTS SEND a TW

cent postage stamp and receive q sample
that is required by woman. children and
man. Prof c.. A. d. Newton, So Union
Park, Boston, Mass. mch1Sd2ws
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

SINGLE COMB r. ]. RED, HUoE
Comb r. T. Reed. White Wyandotte and
Puff Cochin Bantum eggs for setting from
the best strains. Good layers. 10 eggs W
house for so cents Well packed for ship
ping, 81. IA Grove st., Il. F. Farnham
Pe' mchiGdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
FOR SALE.
THIRTEEN EGGS BY EXPRESS

| for one dollar from the downy white ISlou.
dikes or from the beautiful crested Hon.
dams. Correspondence solicited Henry
C. Prescott. st. Adams, Maine. mch@1dSt-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

DRY klNDLING WOOD $500 PER
load. Prompt delivery. Telephone I7-2,
Louis Dutil, Augusta, Me. care Of
Lawrence, Newhall & Page Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

ONE PORTABLE GASOLINE EN-
CINE, 10-horse power. Engine can be seen
working. enquire Of h. l. Clark, Journal
Block, Augusta. mchidu
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
MRS. CRAM, cLAiRVoYANT, CAN
AAII,s aARRER SCHOOL 3

Washington ST., Extraordinarily fur
nished: before July we want 500 BARRIERS
for country and beaches: we 1T you quick
mchI3d1 va
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

10 CENTS SECUnES ANY OF THE
following articles postpaid: Thread. Cut
ting Thimble. Egg Separator. Ideal Spoon
Holder. Catalogue Free. Nehumkeag
Supply Co, S. r., Ills, Gardiner. Me.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

all in good condition Further informa-
ton apply to II. l. Cromwell, Bath Maine.
mch24dlw'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
HOUSE ON PLEASANT ST, Hal

Rented for S13 per month. Large garden
and fruit. Inquire of w. f. Paine.
narchlSd2ws
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
BARBER SHOP in sHAWMuT DO.
MY CHESTNUT DRIVING MARS

ing good business. Owner must sell oI
account Of other business. Apply to o. "A
Hanson, Shawmut, Me. ma r9edst
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
THE REMAINING LUMBER CON.

sisting of flooring, sheathing and clap
boards from the burned stable at Maple
St, East side. For particulars inquire OF
Geo D. Haskell mcniluli
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Four feet or stove length, or furnace
wood. Price reasonable. All orders left
at G. w. Wadleigh's, grocer or NJ. 4.
Merrill's, barber. p. A. Haskell. Route g.
Augusta Me mch23dlwa
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
LOST.
STOLEN-ST. BE
WAN ED.

A FIRST.CLASS HORsESHOER AT
once by j. j. Druery. II Willow street An.
SuSIa hoSd {
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

SAL EsMAN; $50 MONTHLY AND
expenses: permanent. Brown Bros Co,
Rochester, n. I. hov.mar, july
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
EGGS FOR MATCHING. FANC
GRADE JERSEY COWS. ONE NEAR

ly new mich. Also pair of good work
horses. Enquire at r. E. Penneys stable,
or at II Oak st. mch2idiwH
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

ROSE-cOMB r. I. RED EGGS $50
per setting. j. d. Fish. ITO Northern Ave.
tnrhnt1sts
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

age offices in this and other states. Grand
opening for good men, permanent posi-
ton assured. Apply in person or by let
ter. yi-vo Gas Office, 207 Water Street.
Augusta, Me. mch25dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

WY CTES NOl ORiVING MARE;
sound and kind; safe for woman or child /;
weight, 1000 lbs; good driver Also my
closed family carriage. Just the thing
for cab business. Il. Il. Newbert. Angus
ia, Me. mch25dl W
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

ONE OR TWO YOUNG MEN AT
GAYS machine shop, Rines Hill, Augusta.
Me- mar27dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Virginia lands. soil, water. climate. pro-
duets. fruits; berries. cultivation, prices.
etc I,y reading the Virginia Farmer Zoe
for :, months subscription. L. Farmer
Co, Emporia, Va mch2SdltT
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
WEST ACRES, THE SUBURBAN

home and farm of Rev. f. II. Newbert,
Farm of 100 acres: 500 cords hard wood.
good deal oak timber: cuts 80 TO 10 tons
hay; seven acres fall ploughing; good
pasturage: 200 apple trees; spring of well
known purity. House of J. rooms In thor
ough repair: electric lights: telephone:
large wood furnace: fireplaces; distern:
well at door; large stable connected by
sheds with house; barns to hold luo tons
hay: new poultry house 64xl6. buildings
insured for 5000: assessed value $500
Bargain for cash. Il. E. Newbert. Au-
elISta Me. mChl0LItf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
MOOD; ALL KINDS At ALL PRICES

Are now ready to Ill orders az retaII;
Furna se wood, about half dried. sawed
and split coarse, at 500: green hard wood
do per cent round, 2h inches In .circum-
ference), $500; green hard wood limbs
mixed with bone dry htmlock. at s5'
green wood Gas cut in the woods), $40.
NV wood is rock and grey maple. yellow
birch and beech. no better wood sold IN
Wood cut in September. 1902 thard and
YOUR wants. or call me up by Tel. No. 259-f
before A. M. and after 8. p. M. WOOD
To PTTRN" H. H Lee. 1an23dff
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1903-06-12

Albert Amspoker Jr. is night clerk a,
the New National.
The Flint and Lennon schools picnick.
ed today at McCurdy Park.
James Tyre of the Ann Arbor shops,
sustained slight sun-stroke Monday,
while working near the buildings.
The public is forbidden entrance to
the sugar factory grounds on account
OF the danger from falling material.
Mr.. Michael Coe and Miss Rose Shipx
pey, of Bennington, were married We'd
nesday at ST. Pauls Catholic church by
FIR. P. j. Slane.
Landlord and Mrs Frank A. johnson,
of the New National, will visit at Pom
tiac for the next fortnight, making the
trip both ways by carriage.
b. E. Smith was in Lansing, Friday,
assisting in the transfer of the property
of the Lansing Sugar Co. to the Owosso
Co. 'f''' ~
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1903-06-12


Mr.. and Mrs. Harry RundelI 'welcom-
ed daughter to their home. Sunday,
Mrs E B. Dewey viii spend part Of
next week in Ann Arbor with her
daughter, Miss Hannah who graduatss
from the University. !.
Mr.. Guy A. Howell and Miss Sadie
James, both of Chesaning. were married
by Rev. ]. p. Warner at the M. E. par,
sonage Wednesday afternoon at three
o'clock. They were accompanied by
Mr.. William Hartford and Miss Mabel
Howell.
About thirty friends and neighbors as
sembled at the pleasant home of Mrs. C.
Couch, North Mulberry street. last
evening to assist in celebrating her
birthday anniversary The evening
was spent in music and gaines. Re-
freshments were served At a late hour
the guests departed leaving behind them
many tokens of esteem and happy re-
turns of the day,
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1903-06-12

Bert Proper has moved his family t.
PORTLAND, Oregon, to reside.
The ladies of the Loyal Guard had ,
picnic Thursday at McCurdy Park.
i Gilbert Willoughby and son, Claude
are at Days Lake. Linden, fishing.
Ezra Miner, father of s. s. Miner, /.
quite i'll as the result of severe fall.
Frank Collamer is pitching for the
Dufand base ball team today against
Montrose.
CORTLAND, son Of Ernest Greenwalt,
is home from the Michigan school for
the deaf at Flint. Ai-
DR., r. j. Tick is in Detroit to attend
commencement exercises at the Detroit
College of Medicine. ~
Harry. Noble and family and Theron
Gray were at Mr.. Mobiles cottage at
Crystal Lake this week.
Mrs. Elmer Brott gave kitchen
shower, Tuesday night, for Miss Mamie
King, who is soon to be married.
The Byron Herald denies the state
ment that an attempt was made to de-
face the Tower monument in that vii
lage.
j. n. Howe, of Owosso, has begun
suit against II. G. Olcott. The action
is foreclosure on some property south of
town.
Miss Anna Carscallen, night operator
at the Bell telephone Office, has been
called to Omer by the illness of her
father.
G. A. Perrigo is in Chattanooga,
Tenn, attending the annual meeting of
the National Association of Handle
Manufacturers.
Rev. J. P. Baker, pastor of the First
Baptist church at Corunna, has been
granted months leave of absence on
account of nervous trouble.
Watson & Chapman, attorneys for
plaintiff, have prepared amendments to
the bill of exceptions for the supreme
court in the case of George Mckenzie
vs. the M. G. r. R.
Miss Anna Wannacott gave dinner,
Wednesday evening, to twelve young
ladies in honor of Miss Eva Edwards,
who is soon to be married to Burr
EuoIath Of Cnr,,,no
Briefs are being prepared by John T.
for complainant in the case of
Almon L. Chase VS.. Ainsworth & Han
mer and for defense in the case of E. p.
Gregg VS.. the First National Bank.
John Myers, of Cadillac, is confined
in the county Jail because of insanity.
He lost all his property recently, and
brooding upon that fact has unsettled
his mind. He has been a guest at the
home of his brother-in- law, Edward
Copas
A. L. Chandler will bring suit this
week against Mrs. Thomas Tinsley for
the lady's husband. Tinsley, civil war
rendered menta lily incompetent
by wound in the he ad, says that his
wife persuaded him to sign away his
property recently. 1t consists of
house and lot in Corunna.
The Knights of Pythias conferred the
rank of Page on candidate Thursday
evening. On Sunday, June IA, at
o'clock p. M, Owosso Lodge No 81 es-
corted by the o. L. 1. band and Owosso
Company No. 45 U. R. X. p, will
march to the cemetery and decorate the
graves of departed brothers.
G. E. Godfrey, of Bancroft, has been
appointed administrator of the estate of
Henry B. Ludlow, deceased and the
latter's father, Benjamin G. Ludlow, of
Wilton, Iowa, will bring suit for $780,
300 against the Grand Trunk for caus-
ing his sons death. 1t is claimed the |
young mans demise was due to dis
obedience of orders on the part of the
engineer who ran him down. Ludlow,
who was killed two months ago east of |
was G. I. employee.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1903-01-15

Embroideries at X priceIin our Red
Ticket Sale.-Hill's Cash Store.
The Kansas legislature met and
organized Tuesday.
Congressman Tongue, OF Oregon,
died suddenly in Washington City
Monday.
New goods received to-day that go
in our Red Ticket Sale at 4 price
Hills Cash Store.
Officers of Bates Lodge $50 l. O.
0. F. go out to Anoret this week to
install a new lodge at that place.
Uncle John Vancamp, our popular
restaurant man on southeast corner
square, called and favored us SUBJ
stantially.
Toe embroideries at &c in our Red
Ticket Sale.-Hill's Cash Store.
j. T. Howe, formerly Bates coun-
ty boy, orders The TINES to his ad-
dress at Hitchcock, Okla.
Sprague's prosperous and enter
prising merchant, NJ. l.. Cook, sends
remittance to set his dates ahead to
1904.
Speaker OF the House Whitecotton
and Lieutenant Gov. Lee are both in
the race for governor Of the state, so
their friends say.
Our esteemed patron and good
friend 81. H. Wyse favored us with a
pleasant call and had his dates set
ahead.
J. F. Wilson, Of Daepwater town.
ship, was pleasant caller on Tues
day and ordered The TINES to his
address to 1904.
The many friends here of Mrs.
James Smith will be sorry to learn OF
her serious illness at Jefferson City.
She was taken sick Christmas Eve.
The Mail says the past six months
has been a record breaker in the
transferring Of real estate in Vernon
county. From July to January l
the number OF deeds fled with the
recorder numbered 800, averaging a
fraction over 1873 deeds each month.
Fort Scott" says the Nevada Post
els to have good roads. The town
ship is to be organized into a special
district, with an annual revenue OF
S12,50O. The poll tax Of three dol
lars is to be paid in cash. Macadam
roads are to radiate every direction
from the town."
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1903-01-15

F. c. Tyer, an old settler and sub
stantial farmer of Mingo township,
was in the city Wednesday on bust
ness, favored us with a pleasant call
and had his dates set ahead into
1904.
Claud Edwards has purchased the
interest of j. o. Miller in the boot
and shoe firm OF Poffenbarger &
Miller. For the past two or three
years Claud has held a position as
salesman in the clothing store OF Joe
Meyer. He is one of Buffers tip top
young business men, and in branch
ing out in business for himself THE
TINES wishes him the best of success.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1903-01-15

Walker Herald:-Sam Ensor, of
this township, had narrow escape
Ola fatal accident last week. Mr.
Ensor was unloading some shells to
kill wild geese on his farm. When he
had poured four drains OF powder
into the shell he began to lamp it,
when suddenly it exploded, severely
burning his fourth finger on his right
hand and cutting the fifth finger off
at the first Joint. The tamper barely
missed Mr.. Ensor's face, burying
itself in the ceiling OF the room.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1903-01-15
TINES Telephone No. 81.

4 Musical mdse at Dixon's.
Prices that appeal to the most con-
servative pocketbooks at Dixon's.
Mrs. Mary Wolfe has her name en-
rolled through our agent G. W. Park.
Mrs. Chas. Endres is visiting her
daughter, Mrs. Baker, in Kansas
City.
We have made large additions to
our stock Of house furnishings.-G.
W. Dixon.
Ladies' 25c fleece lined hose only
19c in our Red Ticket Sale.-Hill's
Cash Store.
Gov. Dockery's message to the leg
Aislature is printed on another page
Vol this paper.
Mrs. Geo. Newberry is enjoying a
visit from her father, Henry Oliver,
OF Montrose.
The next meeting OF the Hodgen
Medical society will be held in Rich
Hill in April.
Cloth bound books, popular au-
thors, worth 25c in our Red Ticket
Sale only 13c.-Hill's Cash Store.
The thermometer at o 'clock Mon
day morning registered 4 degrees
below FARO in Butler.
Miss Carrie Williams, OF Virginia,
was the guest OF Miss Cora Johnson
last Friday and Saturday.
Mrs. Monroe Morrell, an esteemed
lady patron at Hume, sends remit
lance for renewal.
Squire B. F. Jeter united in mar
rage Robert Gregory and Miss Ida
Dayton OF Worland, Saturday.
ARE YOU THINKlNG?-We mean
thinking Of furnishing your house.
nso, see nee. W. Dixon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Spicer returned
home the last OF the week from q ten
DAYS visit to relatives and friends in
Clay county.
W. NJ. Mills, a prominent and pros-
porous business man Of Foster, was
over the last OF the week shaking
hands with his old friends.
The Rich Hill Review says sixty
tfour confessions have resulted from
The Salvation Army meetings at the
Walnut street N. E. church.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1903-01-15
Tax PAYERS.

You are hereby notified that unless
your taxes are payed within short
time will be compelled under the
law to collect the same by distraint
and sale OF property.
1O-6ts L. d. RAFTER, Collector.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1903-01-15

Since making the change from a
state to national bank, the share
holders OF the Bates National Bank
held their first meeting Tuesday to
select officers and directors to man.
age the institution. The meeting was
well attended and perfectly harmon
ious. the shareholders being we'll
pleased with the condition OF the
bank, the dividend and the future
outlook OF the institution which they
considered very bright. At the same
meeting directors and officers were
also chosen to direct the affairs OF
the investment company. The direc.
tors and officers OF the bank are:
DIRECTORS BANK.
F. j. Tygard, J. B. Newberry, J. C.
Clark, l. N. Mains, j. p. Edwards.
VT
F. J. Tygard, President; J. B. New
berry, Vice-President; j., C. Clark,
Cashier.
DIRECTORS INVESTMENT co.
FL. Tygard, J. B. Newberry, j. C.
Clark, /. N. Mains, j. p. Edwards, NJ.
r. Power, T. L. Harper, c. J. Requa,
Frank Smith.
OFFICERS.
F. j. Tygard, President;J. B. New
berry, Vice-President; j. C. Clark,
Secretary and, Treasurer; Jno. C.
Hayes, Abstractor.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1903-01-15
WE
WANT
YOUR
TRADE.

At c. A. Hedges DRUG STORE
on the West side OF the square.
where can be found everything
kept in a first-class Drug store
and at reasonable prices.
We keep none but the purest
and freshest drugs, with grad
uate pharmacist of experience,
careful and painstaking, to CON-
pound them.
Our object is to please you.
We respectfully solicit a share
OF your patronage.
c. A. HEDGES, Druggist,
West Side Square.
Smyrna times., 1903-07-15
Sermons Made to Order.

"An English clergyman makes Dusl-
ness of syndicating sermons" said a
drummer who had just returned from
London.
How do you mean?" some one ask
ed.
why" explained the drummer, ''the
clergyman writes Il sermon, ana then
he prints about forty or fifty copies of
it, and he offers to one preacher in
each of forty or fifty towns the exclu-
sive use in his own town of the produc-
ton. The price of the sermon to each
man is only shillings, but if fifteen
or twenty men take it it brings in to
the syndicator, you see, about 100 shil-
lings, or $25. And since the sermons
are so short that one can be done in a
morning that is pretty good pay. The
syndicatOr advertises his sermons in a
religious paper. The notice reads:
"A clergyman of experience and
moderate views who distinguished him
self during his university course in di-
vinity and English composition will
furnish original sermons in strict ac-
cOrdance with the Church of England
in good print at shillings each. Only
one copy will be given in any diocese.
A specimen will be sent If wished for
Sermons made to order on any required
subject on reasonable terms Phil
adelphia Record.
Smyrna times., 1903-07-15

The Thrice-a-Week World was brilliant
success in the beginning and has been
steadily growing ever since. Time Is the
test Of all things, and has set its seal of APP
proval on the Thrice-a-Week World, which
is widely circulated in every State and Ter
ritory of the Union, and wherever there are
people who can read our mother tongue.
This paper for the year 1903, will make
its news service, if possible, more exten-
sive than ever. All events of importance,
no matter where they happen, arr reported
accurately and promptly.
The subscriber, for only one dollar year
gets three papers every week and more
news and general reading than most great
dailies can furnish at five or six times the
price.
The Thrice-a-Week World is absolutely
fair in its political news. Partisan bias is
never allowed to affect its news columns,
and Democrat and Republican alike can
obtain in its pages truthful accounts of all
the great political c. compaigns.
Inaddition to p news, the Thrice-a-
Week World furn. q best serial fiction,
elaborate market N ID other features
of interest.
The Thrice-a- Week " regular sub
scriptiOn price is only r year and
this pays for 1876 papers. offer this un-
equaled newspaper and THE SMYRNA Times
together one year for $1.75 The regular
subscription p"ice of the twc ers Is $500.
Smyrna times., 1903-07-15
TWO IN
EXILE
BY |ord Lindsay
Coleman
Copyright, 19Os, by T. C. Mcclure

The fall rains had set in, and the
mountain town, nestled in basin that
on all sides was fringed by great hills
that pushed against the sky, was at it's
highest when Keith came.
He had been ordered to this particu-
lar spot by his physician and had been
fortunate enough to secure the classes
in English at the big, ugly red brick
schoolhouse proudly spoken of as the
college by the townspeople.
In the first days of his coming, tired
out by the unaccustomed restraint of
the schOolrOOm and the monotOnous
drip Of the rain on the roof, he more
than once flung his things together, de-
termined to risk everything and return
to his chosen work and to his world.
But his doctors threat, that vague and
awful threat of what might befall, held
him.
And suddenly the Indian summer
had slipped down on the gorgeous
woods and filled them with poetry and
glamour and languorous joy. 1t was
late afternoon, and a wOman's voice,
4 gentle and refined, was calling: "Pru-
dence, come in. l need you"
Keith laughed-a not too pleasant
laugh. $50 do l." he declared
A voice, deliciOusly willful, lOated
through the open window.
Il won't" it said. THE suns slip
ping behind a far mountain. the woods
are painted, the valleys are spilling
over with gold mist"
Keiths laugh rang out as it should
and he went to the window to view thC
young person. 1t was a young person
of course. But she was gOne-caugh
up, maybe, on the curled up edge of th'
crimson cloud that was sailing straigh
into the sunset spIendOr.
In the gossip that rippled round tn
boarding house table that night h,
heard that a widow and her niece VIII,
were to spend the winter in the cot
tage next door had arrived. Keith wa
Smyrna times., 1903-07-15
An Honest strenIk.

HumOr makes its appearance in queer
places, but one would hardly expect to
find it at the door of house of correc-
ton. An unfortunate fellow was TAX
en- before a justice Of the peace in Mil
waukee, charged with stealing a guam
tity of wood. There was not much of
defense to offer, but an attorney who
knew him volunteered to say few
words to the court in his behalf.
The attorney began his talk, and,
warming up to his subject as he pro
ceeded, finally succeeded in making a
good plea for leniency. The justice, of
course, found the prisoner guilty, but
let him off with a sentence of thirty
days in the house of correction. When
the commitment had been made out II
was discovered that there was no con-
stable present, so the lawyer said TO
the prisoner:
"John, you know where the house OF
correction is, don't youT'
'Yes, sir"
"Well, here's cents and this paper
You take a car and go out there anC
give them this paper, and they'll le'
you in. Will you do it2'
"Surew
And the funny part of this story from
the Milwaukee ASentinel is that Johr
kept his word.