New-York tribune., 1903-03-11
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

II has generally been thought that Jumbo marked
the limit in size OF all registered elephants. but
there Il another, Jingo, bigger than he and,
hooray! the way to this country. bit OF
news for the children ten times moro thrilling than
any Philippine victory we have had In good
while or seem likely to have
Blobbs-Wigwag boasts that ne has never made
Slobbs-Perhaps enemies are born, not made
philadelphia Record.
1.-THE Lancet"has aroused a certain amount Of
interest by barking back to the good oldfashioned
methods Of cooking roasts, and has taken up the
case in favor Of the cooking Jack" 1t declares
that the preference for meat openly roasted oefofe
the hre Is not a mare sentiment, for the favor
of meat so cooked is infinitely superior, ana the
tissue is generally moro tender than when 1t 1s
baked Now the flavor and tenderness OF meat
have much to do with it's dgestbility, and conse-
Quently with it's real value food. Without
relish and appetite digestion Is sluggish and
heavy AS a matter OF fact, there Is a great dill
ference between the two methods OF cooking
roasting and baking. In the latter case the meat
in reality is cooked in hot air, which has ten
dency to decompose the fat into acrid substances.
Roasting, also, is less rapid method Of cooking
than is baking, and slow cooking has very decided
advantages in regard to preserving the nutrtiVe
value of the meat. Nor is the roasting spit
thing of the past In large houses, where neither
space nor expense is under consideration. these
open stoves have been specially built to make pos
sihIe this old fashioned still the best means of
roasting.
THE CAUTIOUS MAN.
1 would not vehicle
OF any sort know;
The fear of doing something wrong
Be-horrifes me so.
l would not be an engine man
And guide g. kissing steed of steel,
For that, as went screeching by y,,, ,..,
A horror lest might not miss
Some man. but sstf { ts h / m TX k II h s.
1 would not drive a gentle horse
F9r nifH1 that's teu the kind that does the dirt
When he has fully your trust
I'd fear to drive him through the town
Lest might
would not mote a trolley car.
II Hep s5e oe oeops s rom my Say
For it would ill my sadness cup
Were l TO .s up
Saints save us! Bring my aisrette!
That's more preposterous
Than all the things I've mentioned yet
,rWouid KIN my hope of ot future 1tg, bliss
To crush Observation-Disclosures!
Ave, een.a bicycle shun
And always travel on my feet
That came from riding bikes down street
I fear 1 might meet man or miss
And get this! like up all tangled
would not run vehicle
OF any kind know:
The fear lest might kill some one
Be-horrlfes me So ~. ,.,-.- ,-o-,..-
Missouri teacher Is said to have experienced
the following: After explaining the. meaning OF
the word dogma to her pupils she wrote 1t on the
blackboard, and asked her pupils to compose SEN
tsnces containing the word. One little girl came
in too late for the definition. but concluded to
take her part In the exercises. nevertheless. He:
has
puppies"
overworked.--"she is suffering from overwork."
Mental or physician?
articles en- physical culture."-(Brooklyn Life.
spoiled good many sromachs while learning his
business, and The Buffalo culinary artist whose
interior was recently found to contain several
own in the course of his pupiage planting n 1t
with substances At for the digestion of ostriches.
and one would think rather q dyspeptic load for
them He found full of carpet tacks, shoe
brads, penknife blades, ground glass and short
lengths of wire chain, and. though he had mani
testify swallowed them, ct proud Of the feat
nor desirous to enlarge upon t. able to give
ineligible account Of the origin Of the appetite.
The doctors say that he win get we'll but some OF
them are Of opinion that he win begin to all him
self up with hardware again soon he is let
out OF tho hospitsf.
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