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The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-07

ternal side Count de Chambron is
direct descendent of Marquis Lafay-
cite.
He is unmarried. The head of the
de Chambrun family, Marquis Tierre de
Chambrun, who is a member of the
French Chamber of Deputies, married
Miss Nicholas, daughter of Mrs. Bel
lamy Scorer, wife of the American am
bassador to Vienna. His second broth
er, Count Adelbert de Chambrun, a
captain in the French Artillery, and
noted African traveller, is the husband
of Clara, daughter of Mrs. Nicholas
Longworth, of Colcinnati. Countess
Adelbert de Chambruns brother, Mich
olas Longworth, has been elected to
represent the First Ohio district in
Congress.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-07
CASE WAS CONTINUED.
Man Cut mt Fertilizer Works stiII In
Hospital.

At yesterdays session of Police
Court the case against Richard De-
veaux and George Deveaux, who bad
ly cut William Mathews. was con-
tinued.
The prosecutor was unable to put in
an appearance. although he is not dan
gerously wounded. The DeYeaux
brothers insist that Mathews was the
aggressor, although the wounded man
claims that he was attacked by both
of the men without legal provocation.
George Deveaux claims that the trou-
BILE started when Mathews picked him
up and threw him out of window.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-07

Sandiford, Behrman and w. H. Smith
The accused is also alleged to be a
deserter from the Second United States
Cavalry.
1t is claimed that Chislom- stole the
calf and then disposed of it to two ne
groes, who butchered it. He received
$3.50 for the calf although it was val
ued by the owner. j. B. Wilson, at
SIS. The men who made the purchase
and who did the butchering were made
prisoners. but were afterwards releas-
ed. Chislom will be arraigned before
Recorder Myrick in Police Court to-
morrow.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-07
CITY BREVITIES.

Mrs. Marion Knight who has deliv-
cred several free lectures during the
week past, will give her final lecture,
under the direction of the Viavi move
ment at the c.. L. A. Hall Monday aft
ernoon at $50 O'clock
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-07
BUTCHERED JERSEY CALF.
White Man Held for Theft of Calf
From Pasture.

For the theft of a Jersey calf from
a pasture on the Ogeechee road Friday.
James E. Chislom, young white man,
was arrested yesterday by Patrolmen
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-07

General Andrew Hickenlooper long
prominent IN The political and business
life OF Cincinnati, has resigned the
presidency Of the gas company snd Will
hereafter live IA retirement Failing
health, due 20 old age, Is the reason as
signed
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-07
FOR WOMEN, TOO.

Hostetters Stomach Bitters is a medi-
cine that is especially adapted 10 all
women who are weak or delicate. It
has calm. soothing effect upon the
tired nerves. promotes refreshing sleep
ana assists Nature IN the proper per-
Torrance Of her duties. Then don't ex-
pertinent any longer, but get a bottle
Of HostetteT'E Stomach Bltters to-day
from your druggist You'u feel lts
benencial effect from the hrst dose.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-07
SOME WASHINGTON GOSSIP.
Continued from Page Thirteen).

his successor, Capt. Stockton. Mrs.
Clover and her two little daughters
will come to their Washington home for
a short stay, and then go 10 California
for the summer. She was the daugn-
ter of the late Senator Miller of Cali
fornia. a man of great wealth. Capt.
Clover will return 10 sea duty.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-07

At the marriage Wednesday at Peeks-
Kill OF Miss Martha Depew Stragg and
Mr.. A. II. Townley. Senator Depew
escorted the bride. who Is his niece,
and brought car Of guests from New
York with him 20 attend the event.
Nine. De Margerie. wife OF the coun-
seller Of the French embassy. and her
son, Roland. have sailed for France.
~. Dc Margerie will Join them as soon
~ Nise0mbe De chambrun arrives. The
new Third Secretary ~ the French en-.
bassy "a me youngest son ~ the late
Marquis ee ehembrun, Tor many years
q resident ~ Washington. ana pleas
anfly remembered here. On AS ma
The Savannah morning news., 1903-06-07

O'Leary and Miss Nolan; Messrs. John
Davis, Beattie, McCauley, August
Tamm, Willie Muller. Oscar Baughn
and Harry Hodgson.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
A CHEAP SQUARE MEAL.
Successful Scheme That Was Worked
by Two Hungry Men.

Successful scheme That Was Worked
by Two Hungry Men.
Zone of the cleverest gratis ever
saw was worked the other day in a
quick lunch restaurant on Park row"
said the Observer. Il noticed two mel
talking earnestly just below the place
as was going in to get my lunch. One
Of them followed me in and took seat
just below me at the table. A few sec
onds later the other entered and took a
seat just opposite his friend, whom he
did not appear to know. The first man
ordered very extensive dinner, COM
mencing with soup and ending with
charlotte russo and coffee. He got the
very best that the place could afford.
and his check for $1.35 was placed in
front Of him. The other man took his
time about ordering. taking corned
beef and beans-1O cents worth. His
check was placed in the center Of the
table, between the two men.
Number one ate hastily and finished
first. He got up, put on his hat and
then calmly picked up the ten cent
check that belonged to his friend,
Without turning hair he went to the
desk. paid 10 cents and walked out. A
few minutes later number two, who
had been reading the paper. prepared
to leave and took up the remaining
check. He appeared greatly surprised
and called the waiter, asking for an
explanation. There was nothing for the
knight Of the napkin to do but give the
man new ten cent check, as it was
very evident that he had not eaten
$1.35 worth Of food. suppose that the
two met outside and at the next place
visited number two got the square"
meal!--New YorkFMail and Express.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
We Meet the President Easily.


One striking characteristic of Wash.
ington life is the ease with which an
interview can be held with the presi-
dent, the members of the cabinet and
the holdotD q otlce. How they get
througk tAcfr current work with all
these Interruptions is mystery, but
they do. It is undoubtedly better that
a subject should be discussed de vive
voix with the chief than that it should
filter through many channels, to arrive
as a more or less garbled version at
headquarters. The result bears good
fruit. for things are often settled off
hand which take weeks and months in
another country. Also, 1t Is human ma.
ture to take more interest In person:
atty than III mere name.-Hon Maud
Pauncefote in Nineteenth Century.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
4 l-Is,AlllraG q Z ne
EolAts In4a afanss Charseter TIE Acc
~. Al III Snidy 10 DisG1s!se. 4SsS 81

\ oiAt. @ Z aIan,s chareeter tks 40
ssssss n s,sid to Disc use.
Did ron ever notice the different
ways men mold cigars OF cigarettes!
Did you ever observe how you YOU .self
hold one a,g is' 81
+ There are about a dozen different
ways, and probably To- two l,ss,i ho,l
their cigars exactly ilike.
a Judge Of human nat,l:>e may Pick
up interesting points as to character
from watching smokers. III.
One man will hold his cigar firmly
between thumb and forefnger. He is
usually a resolute. tenacious man
strenuous or merely phlegmatic. US the
case may be. but never lazy. His Tin,
gers are stumpy.
Another man holds the cigar loosely
between his first and second fingers.
He is apt to be graceful. lazy, irreso.
lutte, man of artistic temperament.
but not hustler. His fingers are long
and tapering.
A third man will carry his cigar Will.
the lighted end turned in toward the
palm, the hand held scoop shape round
it. He picked up that trick when
smoking on the SLY as boy, fearing
papa might break suddenly into the
game. He is usually Of a secretive ma.
ture and not marked by any special
tendency to frankness.
A fourth will hold his cigar awk,
wardly, nervously gripping it and often
staring at 1t lnquisitvely to see how 1t
is burning, He is not a natural smok-
err" nor is he apt to be what Is known
as a good fellow" He is usually anx
ious to conciliate others and has moi
great force of character.
Watch the man behind the cigar and
see ii all these character drawings are
not correct.-New York World.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
The Essential Thing.

InC noBSnI16x 'I01n8s
The primary class in Sunday school
was listening to lesson on patience.
This, according to the Boston Herald,
was! what came Of it, at least in the
minds Of the more literal minded chill.
dren: g,.4s
The topic had been carefully ex-
platned and as. an aid to understand
Ing the teacher had given each pupil q
card bearing the picture Of a boy fish
Ing.
"Even pleasure" said she, requires
the exercise Of patience. See the boy
fishing. He must sit and wait and
wait. He must be patient"
Having treated the subject very fully,
she began with the simplest, most
practical question:
"And now can any little boy tell me
what we need most when we 60 fish
ing?" The answer was shouted with
one voice:
"Baitr'
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
Courage In Elephants.

An elephant with a good mahout
gives perhaps the best instance of dis
ciplined courage-courage that is
which persists in the face of knowledge
and disinclination-to be seen in the
animal world. They will submit day
after day to have painful wounds
dressed in obedience to their keeper
and meet danger in obedience to or
ders. though their intelligence is suffi
Gent to understand the peril and IA,
too great for man to trick them into &
belief that 1t is nonexistent. No ami
NAL will face danger more readily Al
mans bidding.-London Spectator.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
sir Henry Irving. wit.

On one occasion Sir Henry Irving's
company, having been called to the
theater for rehearsal, found upon their
arrival that they were considerably
ahead Of time. AS Sir Henry had not
yet arrived. one Of the actors in the
company who was noted for his &C.
complishments as mimic proceeded
to give lively and elaborate imita-
ton Of Sir Henry's highly character
tstic acting. Az he finished his dem
onstration a we'll known voice came
from the depths of the darkened au-
ditorium:
Every good" it said; very good in
deed-so good, in fact, that there is no
need for both of us in this company
Harper's.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
Breaking 1t Gently.

This is true account of one persons
idea Of breaking the news gently"
The cook, whose home was of in the
country, appeared before the powers
above" with letter in her hand.
"I'll have to go home for a couple Of
days, num-" she said. my Cousins
just written to me-" And she handed
over the crumpled bit of paper with an
audible sniff.
Dear Mary" it ran, you had bet
ter come home at once. Your father is
very sick" And it continued with
many particulars of the illness.
At the end was a postscript which,
like the old joke of a woman's P. s.,
had the pith Of the matter.
$50 long as you'll be driving up from
the village you may as well bring the
undertaken along with you in the wag-
on."-New York Times.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
what IL Known about Fish.


Pliny, the great naturalist, who lived
at about the time Of Christ, reckoned
the whole number of known species of
fish at ninetyfour. Linnaus, the great
Swedish investigator of the eighteenth
century, could classify 47S, and he is
known to have been the greatest ich-
thyologist of the age in which lie lived.
The progress made in that particular
branch since the time of Linnaeus
seems all the more wonderful for now
1900 species show up in the cata-
l0gues of the fish specialists.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
Pats Pu..le.

Five or six men were recently chat
ting in village inn when one Of them
said:
Il say, bets We dinners all round W
can't tell me the answer to puzzle /
knows Of" h
''Done," they said. II bet we can.
What is it?'
''Well," said Pat, why is journal
LIST the funniest creature in the world r.
After vainly trying for about two
hours they sadly said they must give It
up.
why" said the delighted Pat, ''be
cause his tale comes out of his head
don't it7"-Spare Moments.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09

Ore lkn6ysS 0EiI N - the sstraA0a
b, Iexsul. ISL:
u ssround robin. ID o,leS OF those
sdOcuments Of which the name Is Ia
t6iliar To most people, but which I'M
commonly few have ever seen Or
Aligned. Every one knows that the
thing which bears SO singular d name
b commune tiop letter, remon-
STRANGE, warning or the like the sig
4 lnturess to which are written around
tie circumference OF the circle which
incloses the body of tic eplstie, OF
radiating therefrom like the spokes az
4 wheel from hub, 90 that the re-
sponsibiliV of signing Is equally
i shared. No one signatory can be ac-
cused Of being either the, hrst or the
last to sign, Of being the leader or the
whipper in.
The most famous example on record
probably Is the remembrance which
was sent to DR.. Johnson In connection
with his epitaph on Oliver Goldsmith.
The doctor had prepared an epitsph in
Latin, but some Of his friends, who
had also been fri OF Goldsmith.
took exception to i. a.; $50 grounds,
the first being that it - ~ quite do
Justice to the author of 40 Traveller"
as writer, and particularly as poet,
and the second that it should be writ
ten in English. The party of friends
were gathered around Sir Joshua
Reynolds hospitable II somewhat Ill
served table, and though they found
themselves in general agreement on
these two points, no one had the cour-
age to be willing to bell the cat" or,
in other words, to take the lead in
tackling the formidable johnson on
these two rather delicate matters. eat
last" says Sir William Forbes, ''it was
limited that there could be no way so
good as that of round robin, as the
sailors call it. which they make use
Of when they enter conspiracy SO as
not to let it be known who puts his
name first or last to the paper"
The idea was at once accepted, the
address to DIR. johnson was prepared
and all signed it in the form proposed.
This very interesting paper is still ex-
tant and Is preserved among other
valuable manuscripts in the library of
Haigh Hall, near Wigan, the seat of
the Earl of Crawford. 1t begins, I'VE,
the circumscribers," and the sigma
lures, written around the circle which
incloses the address, include those Of
Gibbon, Burke, Joseph Warrior, Sheri-
dan, Sir Joshua Reynolds. George Col
man and half dozen others which are
nowadays but little known. johnson
took the remonstrance in good part,
but as to not writing the epitaph in
Latin, declared that he would never
consent to disgrace the walls of West
minister abbey with an English in
scription! The whole story is emf
nently characteristic both of Johnson
and his times.
No one has yet been able to give a
satisfactory explanation of the strange
term ''round robin."-London Globe.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
white ana HI. Politene...

"AAAbS Thu 141b Z UAHISk3SUUs
Willie (reading his verse at Sunday
schooD-"And they took Joseph's coat,
killed a boy and dipped the coat in tie
blood" d. n.
Nov, WILLIE said the teacher, you
know the text reads killed a kid not
L boy"
Yea, but didn't you tell us It is vul-
gar 10 say kid when talking about lit
tie boysr' replied the apt scholar.
btsaming with delight at his good mem
sry. -Philadelphia Telegraph. 3.,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09

Mirth, Not Misery, Loves Company.
I have always doubted the proposi.
ton that misery loves company" and
have believed that such statement
was first put forth by some arch hypo-
critic whose misery was but pretense
and who was reckoning some other
sham sufferer into quiet corner
where they could both be jovial on the
sly. s
However slight my knowledge OF uni.
versal misery may be. I can attest
from personal experience that my own
misery claims solitude and slips away
all by itself and turns the key upon the
curious world, asking nothing so much
as to be -"let alone" do not care to
weep in company, nor would it cheer
me to have a chorus of other weepers
to sob in unison with me. Rather would
I remain in unmolested wretchedness
until my tears had vanished and my
eyes and nose assumed normal appear.
ance.
IT'S mirth then, and not misery,
which pines for company. Fun cannot
thrive alone and tlourishes only among
congenial spirits. Our laughter must
be shared, our smiles responded to, and
every glance Of merriment needs recog-
milton to make it worth the WHILE
Caroline Ticknor in Atlantic.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
A Blessing In Disguise.

A Blessing In Diagufse.
Z Towne--LOok at that poor blind beg
gar playing the accordion.
Browne-Yes, and he's deaf too.
Towne- Gracious! Isn't that awful.
!. Brown-Oh. don't know. Just think
how much he'd have to suffer II lii,
wasn't deaf: bed have to listen to his
music Philadelphia Press. Z
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
An Expert. Opinion,

Priscilla Do you approve of long en-
fragments?
y Wayne Well, that depends. II the
Fellow has plenty Of money and takes
ron to everything . long engagement
= endurable; otherwise It u better to
rush + through and start / fresh one.
petruit Free Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
Il Good PuIl

How does young Swift manage to
5uncork % much champagne7 He
doesn't earn any money \.
Well, be pulls the same cork over
md over 53 g3s!
ss "Why, how do you mean 3 "
5. Has : rich uncle with ! eork. iss. ' ~.
ooston Transcript.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09

The DtSxz M N iES d lak ~ = u !
+ ss lept ~ y rs. N.
IN Lis 'soufs sslnirs dun ny d &
Spoil describes ID ysisit to md
the attempt of an English friend tps
buy an Arabian horse. The Englls hman,
wassat great pains to Induce the Arab
who owned the horse to agree 10 sell
him. He persuaded; the man 10 make
an appointment to conclude the sale
after employ Ing q si much diplomacy
as would be used ii q year In making
or breaking the balance q power In
Europe. sss
On the eventful day the Englishman,
with NJ. Spoil and II. Lascaris, rode to-
the rendezvous and found the Arab sit
ting by his horse, which was browsing
quietly.
LAS salam aleik" q salute you), be-
gan the Englishman cautiously. What
shall pay you for your horser'
Who knows? r. said the Arab.
Throw on my cloak here whatever
you Offer 8s
Three thousand piasters fell at the
feet Of the impassive Arab, then 10000.
then 10000 more. The Arabs eyes
shone. Ten thousand piasters more won
him. ss'Ah," he said, going up to his
magnificent animal, I'VE must part
The Englishman began to bride the
horse. The Arab sobbed. Suddenly the
Intelligent animal, perceiving his new
owner, sprang away and neighed
mo,l.'i,fl,!ly. No one could doubt that
he knew what was going on. II
With one bound the child Of the des,
ert was in the saddle. ''Adieu!' he said
"Your money could never replace my
only friend!' And he vanished in
cloud Of dust. M
Stupid" cried my English friend.
and then we rode home in silence.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09

S1DerMuous.
The Nan-Let me sell you this new
and very interesting work.
The Other Man--I don't need %. Ny
barber bought one last week. Kansas
City Independent: b n,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09

Z History e only 8 confused heap !.
Shcta. Chesterfield. f .s.3g;
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09

u Three times as much histeey has b+,..
Nrittsa - vas ever manufactured 48
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-10-09
49, naei = wen Il

What = Il that makes men srea,
papaT
Persistent advertising, my son..
Cleveland Plain Dealer. 3
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-15

Immigrants landing on United States
territory are now subject to head tax
of 81 each, instead of 81 as heretofore.
The new immigration act was approved
March 4th, and went into effect that
day. In order to insure the payment of
that head tax all vessels or steamers
bringing them are required to pay it at
the time of entering from foreign port.
The only perceptible advantage of this
increase to the government is the doub-
ling OF its revenue from that scource. 1t
will, however, not check the coming in
of the anarchist and other Objectionable
material from which to make American
citizens.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-15

The Agricultural Department, in its
recently published statement OF the
number and value of farm animals in
the United States, shows the following
remarkable growth in the farming in
dustry OF the state of Washington: In
the two and half years following June
l, 1900, the value OF farm animals in
Washington increased from 500, l59, 2O7
to $50 $50, l6l, being an increase of 3S
per cent while the increase for the whole
United States was only a little more
than per cent. This shows that the
increase in this state was greater than
that in any other state of the Union.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-15
Have Secured the Place.

Thomas H. Means, of the Department
of Soils, Washington City, who has been
sent here by the United States govern
ment to reclaim tract of alkali land
demonstrate that it can be done and i'm
part all the information asked for per-
tanning to the work, secured last week
the 20 acre ranch of Peter Gervais,
which is situated about 2la miles south
from town on section l. The papers
have been drawn up and forwarded to
Washington for approval and as soon as
they are returned work will begin on
the land.
Mr.. Means has associated with him
here in connection with the work Civil
Engineer w. II. Heileman also of the
Department of Agriculture. The
gentlemen have had practical experience
along these lines and they contend that
the work of retaining alkali lands is
beyond the experimental stage and only
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-15
Announce ment.

This is to inform the public that have
opened real estate office in my own
building, erected for the purpose, on the
corner of north Wenas Avenue and west
A street, fourth block west of railroad
depot, North Yakima, WASH, where we
shall be pleased to list for sale all classes
of real estate and personal property,
which may be offered at a saleable value.
We take property to rent on commits
sion and collect and remit promptly, and
shall be able to prove to those who favor
us with their business, that real estate
business can and will be conducted on as
high plane as any other business. Hav-
ing had sixteen years of successful ex-
perience in this line, as well as in farm
ing, fruit growing, market gardening,
dairying and creamery lines, will be apt
to locate buyers more intelligently than
some who have not such practical expert
ence. But to do so to best advantage,
buyers should favor me with plain
statement of their wants SO that l may
have a proper chance to serve them
faithfully. We aim to earn our commits
sions fairly. If you have property to
sell or wish to purchase, drop in and get
acquainted with us and our methods.
"The Buyers Home"
l4-4t r. d. SANFORD.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-15

GOLDMAN'S, Seattle.
Wedding gifts, cut glass and sill