New-York tribune., 1903-03-07

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Sorooges on the ground that the principal mas
driven away trade and injured the business OF MS
store.
~, -oor+ dissatisfied with Dick
don't suppose he'll ever know It
His conduct cuts me to the quihcH, qha1 =
NV maiden medtations are ,sa,..
bisordered by constant r1ddle'
Why sn0uio PA Play second fiddle?
In vain T toss my curls to show
The sweetest pair Of turquoise earn earrings
If / could find some magic drug
To change me to a carburetter'
a - He'd like me better.
AIsI EntTeat T1 for mo more and praise my briance.
But Dick returns with CHEEKY zHst
When rosy dusk to moenlght ne Teits; ts;,.r,
And all nave van yanTlsnsedb s beIfe save 'he 'o'e0'
And outer covers? ~, :
My amber voile came came h home g3saT today ID
Ny BaT Seaff after IS day daye grn and Bear It
He doesn't worry # I'm stiff,
. Or if snu6 of tank al6-sd,2 a60vs; E; him;
I'd break it of to-morTow mo- row. HM bIn,
Perhaps the most remarkable bridges in the world
are the kettle bridges in Russia and siberia, OF
which Cossack soldiers are expert oulloerS' !Iioy
ara built of the soldiers lances ana COOKING
la++I.s Seven or eight lances are placed unoeE
the handles Of a number Of kettles and 1asteneo Dy
means of ropes to form raft Each OF these Fal'S
will bear the weight of half ton
Why He Failed-Jnks-Why did young Fudney
iaFsi BnksuHe eSVs was until he spent too much time
reading the advice to young men on no" 10 euo
ceed.-(Judge.
The side show freak with no arms. who has just
held I'm Butte faro dealer at the pistols point and
enforced the restitution of IS lost at the game
should now make more attractive exnlOlron imam
ever the exploit resembling an advertising oodge
of the first water. and giving his prehenslle lea'
new lease of popular interest
He Watched the Cow.-When Sir Stafford North
officer in a Yeomanry regiment in DeV1nshire; SHIRE
across the country was taking rather circuitous
instead Of straight course 1s ,a ~, ,,ven no,nt?.
asked X Il his SO officer. flee
wen What point?'
That old cow SIR replied IN the ,na man 1b,s anecdote
when political leaders did not go straisht-(lllus
trated Bits
An overhasty and impetuous young man lest ms
life this week in trying to leap board Pennsy-
vsnia ferryboat which leaving its jersey city
slip on it's way to New-York. He fell short OF his
goal dropped into the water and was drowned. he
was in such a hurry that it is wholly incredible
that he could have come from Philadelphia
Say our backbones are like serial stories, aren't
they?''
Continued in our necks."-(E1arvard Lampoon-
The London "Automotor Journal describes
new form of traction engine called the Pedrail,
which hauls loads that an ordinary traction engine
could not possibly manage and makes nothing OF
Irregularities or inequalities or surface II goes
over ruts curbstones, powders and even foot
square timbers and other similar impediments
without the least difficulty. The Pedrail consists
of a rail somewhat in the form Of an inverted
heart and which passes in succession number OF
0r each
foot. By OF mechanism too intricate to de-
scribe, except in q technical punhcauon' the
wheels thus walk, instead OF rolling, fitting the
machine for many kinds of service, which with the
ordinary rolling wheel it could not meet. 1t is
important arrival and there is plenty of room for It
A Golden Eagle.-A farmer killed a monster
golden eagle on Winters Creek, eleven miles east
enS day Esnas fsf full thee fee in
height with wings that measured eight feet three
5ehe' NS shct 6fSm to Up Bring ne the bird down
he showed fight teri The Ta dn this Shge eo4n In the
poneer days before the white man came with his
SHs the tG Geef Re an9 @ esher
golden eagle was not tbs2 an pnme IN The Wichita
mountains.-CK CKansas City Journal.
The current newspaper story Of the conscience
stricken fox terrier which committed suicide by
tumpnE from the Brooklyn Bridge into the East
River may have been inspired by the melancholy
Cubertian dtty of Tit Willow" 1t was an in
genious anecdote. any way. and undoubtedly as
yeracIous as the narrative Of the imaginative ex-
ploit Of Steve Brode. who attained great deal
of profitable notoriety as "bridge jumper. al
though he never jumped. Authentic instances or
deliberate self murder the part of Wertherian
dogs and cats are unfortunately all too rare.
The Cool-Would you mind giving me a recon-
mendation, ma am! , -, -. ..
:sBut We NAV not want to give me wan when I
do be leaVing."-(Life
Hereafter when troops are sent to que riots they
will carry a special cartridge. which the War De-
partment is now ready to furnish. It Will be just
as effective as the ordinary cartridge but only at
short range. According to the description issued
by the department the riot cartridge Ia effective at
distances up to 200 yards. and BY using it the
soldier gives the feet footed rioter chance 70 get
out OF harms way.
A Higher Test-stiIphree-WeIl. that you're
married suppose your wife expects you to live
T4demanp (Ssdiy)-NO her Ideals.-(BrOOklyn Life,