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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
A Lesson IN GRAVITY.

"Archimedes," reads the pupil,
leaped from his bath shouting 'Eurekal
Eurekap" ="
lone moment, James," said the
teacher, "what is the meaning of Eu-
reka?"
Eureka means have found it,
Every we'll. What had Archimedes
found?"
James hesitates for moment, then
ventures hopefully: "The soap,
um."-Judge.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Sympathetic.

Young Wife (rsther nervously)-Oh,
cook, 1 must really speak to you. Your
master is always complaining. One
day it is the soup, the second day it is
the fsh, the third day it is the joint
in fact, it's always something or other.
Cook with feeling We'll, mum,
I'm truly sorry for you. 1t must be
quite awful to live with gentleman oil
that sort.-Punch.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Cream Custard Pie.

Beat one egg, add two-thirds cupful
sugar and trun in one and one-half
pfuls Of good cream. Mix we'll,
d pinch of salt. Line pie plate
Ih paste, pour in the cream mixture
q crate little nutmeg over the top.
Ike slowly and serve just cooled.-De-
BIT Free Press.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Birds and Floods.

Many birds have an instructive pre-
science of floods, and will change the
positions of their nests or make other
provisions for safety just before heavy
rainfall results in flood which sweeps
away their former homes.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
precept and Practice.

Oebwigger - Several millionaires
have written their opinions as to how
TO make fortune.
Meritt-I read that article. The
funny thing is that not one of them ad-
vised following the plan by which he
got rich himselt.-Judge.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Tete-a-Tete.

"Ah," he said to her over their ice
cream, sit is very sweet, but not SO
sweet as you" at is SOFT" she re-
turned promptly, "but not SO soft as
you" "And it is cold" he conclud-
ed, "but not so cold as you. ."-Phila-
delphia Press.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
His Business.

Whats your prospective son.in-
laws business?" asked the old friend.
Love making, principally" growled
the old man. "At least, I don't see
how he finds time for much of ANYTHING
else. Chicago Post.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Wild Animals In Captivity.

captivity changes animals nature.
lion captured when it is full grown
i always be treacherous, but lions,
BTs, leopards and other carniverous
|lnals that have been born in captiv-
can be tanned till they are quite as
ftle and affectionate as.poodle dogs.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Last Touch of Realism T..

The photograph and moving pictures
ave been combined, say the Chicago
ibune, thus making it possible to
i've the last touch of realism to prize
hit views.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
No Widowhood Yet,

"Ah!" sighed the poetess OF passion,
in tense tone, 'hsve you never
prayed and hoped for death?"
"Many and many time," replied
the petulent young beauty, "but it
doesn't seem to be any use. My hus-
band is seventy-five now and he looks
to be good for ten years more at least. +"
philadelphia Press.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Way Up.

And now, young man," said the
oid parson, soemnly, "let your daily
motto be 'on hight" "
NO. that's my nightly motto"
chuckied the sporty youth in the Pana
ma. -! spend my evenings on the roof
garden. Chicago Daily News.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Fried Carrots.

Have very young, small carrots,
scrape and clean we'll and split in two
lengthwise. Drop into boiling fat and
let cook till tender and brown. II pre-
ferred. they may be dipped In egg and
crumbs before frying. In arranging
for the table scatter chopped chives
and chopped parsley over them If
liked, a sauce Of melted butter and
lemon juice seasoned with paprika
may be passed with the carrots.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Chronic Sores
Eating Ulcers, Spos s''sts'! sss sys':% ;sss's

nothing trouble particu
located the lower exeme where the circulation weak
sluggish gangrenous eating ulcer the leg ghul sight
M burrows and the tissue beneath and the
spread almost the flesh melting and feel
going out with the sckenng discharges Great running
offensive ulcers often develop from simple boil swollen gland
pmple and threatening danger always because while all
es are not this should make
OF all chronic slow healing ulcers and particularly if
ns your family the greatest
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
One From the OrowIer

bumley-How did "The Drunkard,s %
Dream" strike you?
and worse artist A n-'Aey
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Spanish Cream.

Put the yolks Of eight eggs, four
ounces of sugar and a quart Of milk
into double boiler and cook slowly till
it thickens. Add to 1t two ounces OF
powdered gelatine dissolved in very
little water. When this is quite COO
add pint Of freshly made strawberry
marmalade, and pint of whipped
cream. Put into a mould and set Oh
Ice till the cream is quite stiff and
firm, which will take probably from
two to four hours.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
ne Would Know In Due Tim.

gagged to Jack? " "ie Gu
Mayme-Yes; but you are not to
lheh'ion InI It, I'm not quite sure that
JACK knows it as yet.-Stray Stories
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04

StiCkr1ey Gasoline Engine
Fifty dollars can be saved by buying
the above. Will run cheaper, chopping
10 to 20 bushels per hour, wood saw, well
drilling machinery, pumps, etc. Write
for catalogue. REIERS0N MACHINERY co..
Foot Of Morrison Street. Portland. Oregon.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04

They equal those
that have been cost
ing you from S4.W
to $500. The i'm
mense sale Of w. l..
Douglas shoes proves
their superiority over
all other makes.
Sold by retail shoe
dealers everywhere.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
That Douglas uses Cor.
ona Colt proves there Is
value In Douglas shoes.
Corona is the highest
grade Pat.Leather made
EdSf D0lor EuSIxfs ussd
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Hoods Jdrs0p0riUa
and Pills

radically and permanently cure it
trspgthen and tone the stomach and
ober digestive organs for the natural
,stormance of their functions.
Accept no substitute for Hoods.
VI bad dyspepsia twenty-five years and
INK different medicines but got no help
rDa began taking Hoods Sarsaparilla.
V,ys taken four bottles Of this medicine
nd can now eat almost anything, sleep
rail. have no cramps in my stomach, no
hrnIng and no distress.T Mas. WILLIAM
ID BARRETT, IA olney St., Providence, R. L.
hoods SarsaparIlIa promises to
cure and keeps the promise.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04

because they are so per-
snt sa and unsightly and detract so
~ a itom ones personal appearance.
mladle aged and old people and
rs whose blood is contaminated and
'sa with the germs and poison of
ula or some previous sickness, are
', saiei sufferers from chronic sores
ulcers: While the blood remains in
ra;nealthy, y polluted condition heal
~ = impossible, and the sore will
h.. .ae 70 grow and spread in spite of
i.ss .ss ana salves or any superficial or
ase treatment, for the sore Is but
outward sign of some constitu-
disorder, a bad condition of
.S; S;ooa and system which local
ss tas:' cannot cure. A blood purifier
."n'c Is what you need. Some
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04

Mothers will nnd Mrs. winslow's Soothing
syrup the best remedy to use for their children
the teething season.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04

For forty years Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
One Of Many.

Meyer-Did you ever see man-eat.
ing shark?
Gyer-No; but 1 once saw a man eat.
ipo 90 tGoh
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04

my hair was falling out and
turning gray very fast. But your
Hair Vigor stopped the falling and
restored the natural color. Mrs.
E. Z. Benomme, Cohoes, N. Y.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04

our 81 9M Edge Line cannot Is equasd at any pTlce.
Shoes by mall, 25 cents extra. illustrated
Catslog free. W. l.. DOUGLAS. Brockton. Mass
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Gleaning gs.

Gleaninus.
Salt in water Is the best thing to
clean basket-ware and mating.
Caullhower used for pickles should
be prepared by first boiling the vegeta-
BILE.
Ounces and pears should be boiled
in clear water until tender before be.
Ing put in the syrup.
Egg shells crushed and shaken in
glass bottles half filled with water will
cleanse them quickly.
When juice is left from canning II
may be boiled low, made into jelly or
syrup for fiavoring purposes.
Coffee roasted on a hot shovel, sugar
burned on hot Goals, or vinegar boiled
with myrrh and sprinkled on the floor,
are excellent deodorizers.
If any foreign substance Is swallow.
ed which Is sharp, needle for in.
stance, do not give an emetic, but con-
fine the diet to mashed potatoes for
two days.
Many good housekeepers rely alto
gether on kerosene for polishing furni-
ture. removing scratches and unAghtly
marks in general.
Books kept in ordinary bookshelves.
and thus exposed to the air, will keep
much better than those in bookcases
with closed doors.
To remove walnut and fruit stains
from the fingers, dip them in strong
tea. rubbing the nails with 1t with a
nail brush; wash In warm water; the
stains come out instantly.
A wooden rolling pin, without ham
dies and covered with flannel, is used
by one woman when pressing sleeves
and wristbands. The pin is inserted
into the sleeve, which, she says, will
then press as readily as II it were o
fat surface.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
w. L. DOUGLAS
$50 8 SHOES SSISE Ss5..

You can save from So to SIS yearly by
wearing w. L. Douglas $3.50 or So shoes.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Cucum Der Catsup.

Three dozen cucumbers and eighteen
medium-sized onions peeled and chop
ped very fine. Mix thoroughly with
three-fourths Of pint of salt, place
in sieve. and let drain over night. Add
one-half pint cup Of whole mustard
seed, ground black pepper to taste
about one-fourth Of cup. Mix all
thoroughly and cover with the best
malt vinegar. Bottle. A fine relish
with fish dishes.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04

Meyer-Indeed! Where?
oyer - In restaurant.-Chicago
Daily News.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
SORES ON BOTH ANKLES.

0entlsmsn: About zen years ago .
small sore oamo on each Of my ankles.
Dow got into the places and thcy be-
oame large, eating ulcers, and suf-
fsred intensely for nearly ton years.
I had spont moro than $4,000 try
fng to get we'll whom I CHANGED to
500 8. 8. 8. advertised in . Memphis
paper. I began to take It and was
cured. NV limbs have nevor been
sore or Riven me any pain at all
sinoe. I have recommended g. 8. 8.
TO q great many people, and am now
giving 1t to my nino-year-old son for
Eczoma. During my long siokness I
was living near Memphis, Tenn, but
have since removed to Kansas City,
and am now residing at No. 6l4
East Sixteenth Stroet.
Mrs. B. A. HARRIS.
Kansas City, Mo.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04
Distress
litter Eating

y,usea between meals, belching, vom-
,ing. fatulence, fits Of nervous head
: pain in the stomach, are all
symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer
!. :, neglected the harder tits to cure it.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1903-12-04

It's impossible for you
not to look old, with the
color of seventy years in
your hair! Perhaps you
are seventy, and you like
your gray hair! If not,
use Ayers Hair Vigor.
In less than a month your
gray hair will have all the
dark, rich color Of youth.
Si.oo q bottle. All druggists.
II your druggist cannot supply you.
send us one dollar and we win express
you bottle. Be sure and give the name
OF your nearest express Office. Address.
j. c. AVER CO., Lowell, Mass.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1903-11-25
A Distribution oF rAE suRPLvs
The Distinction Of the Government
Printing once.

1t is believed in Washington that
President Roosevelt means to ask
congress to put the government print.
ing Office under the control OF the de
partment OF commerce and labor. That
Office has an unchallenged distinction.
It is the most extravagant printing
shop in the world, and prints the most
worthless and supernous stun. IL can
be defended only as the St Louis
Progressive Printer" defends IL. by
saying that the Government vaults
would be gorged" IL "some provision
was not mado for distributing the sur
plus revenue back into the hands of
the people" AS q surplus distributor
and antldote to vault gorging. the
printing Office has un.
questionable genius. Probably no.
body will interfere with Il, oven when
the surplun sinks into dehclt-
with the Procession" In the Decom
Der Everybody's.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1903-11-25

Temple Of Herod at Jerusalem and re
plies to invitations to admire II with
a prediction Of its overthrow. He
tells OF the building of tower, but
only to point the moral Of counting
thecos in advance, lest il be left
unfinished. In the parable of the
houses built on the rock and on the
sand no details are given of the work
of man. Attention is fixed upon the
forces of nature which preserved one
house and destroyed the other.
Even II he did make plows and
yokes, as Justin Martyr says. II would
seem to have been as a part OF farm
work rather than as a carpenter That
"a preacher and teacher should have
neglected to draw illustrations from
his own trade or from the trade
which he had seen his father prac.
tice when he was a boy, is incredible
tho only conclusion seems to be that
the passage in 81. Marks gospel is
based on a misunderstanding OF the
fact stated in st. Matthew'S, that Jo-
seph had ceased to ply his trade be
fore Jesus was old enough to be in.
terested in it. and that Jesus himself
was not a carpenter, but a shepherd
and farmer.
OF course, from one viewpoint il
makes no difference what was the
occupation of Jesus before he entered
upon his ministry. But every detail,
and the truth about II. in the life OF
one who, viewed merely as a man. in.
fuenced human history more than any
other is of universal and perpetual
interest
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1903-11-25

that when he FIRST went to school ne
read the lesson something like this f;
See the COW. Is not the COW nice7
Can the COW rum Yes the cow can
run. Can the COW run as fast as a
horse9g But the latest up-to-date
style OF reading II by the average Kid
is about as follows; Cit onto the
COW? Amt she a bute2 Sure she is
a corker, Can the COW get a move on
herselfg Can she hump II like hossY
No. she aint in It wild de hoss."-
Coast Mail.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1903-11-25
MARRIAGE IMPROVES
MEN AND WOMEN

partner chosen with anxious Thought
and due deliberation. Incompatability
OF lives, OF ways Of training. and of
outlook upon the world are quite as
disastrous to home comfort as the
most violent temper could be. It is
merely the difference between a cold
rain, a continual drlzzle, and a heavy
storm
Men have the advantage OF women
in many things, and it is much easter
for man TO make suitable choice
than it is for woman to do so. His
education usually gives him a wider
experience, he goes farther aheld,
and his acquaintanceship is wider.
Moreover, under the operation OF ex.
listing social laws the man has oppor
tunities Of seeing the woman in her
own home, and in her daily life. which
are rarely possible to the woman with
regard to the man. Many girl stands
at the marriage altar to utter the VOWS
which commit her future life into the
keeping of another for veal or woe.
for better or worse, in complete ig.
norance Of her husbands past, of his
real tastes, of the trend OF his mo
tives, the range of his intellect. in.
deed of many things which it concerns
her deeply to know.
She has found him an agreeable es.
cort, a pleasant companion for an ev.
ening, a good partner at a dance; he
has, she has been told, money enough
to provide for a wife, and, above all
else, she is in love with him, or thinks
she is, which not infreQuently an.
swers as well. For women have a
fashion of building an ideal for them.
selves, with which they invest any
lover who strikes their fancy, and. by
a merciful provision Of fate, the ideal
in process of time becomes more or
less adjusted to the lay figure which
wears IL, and the liberal allowance
OF conclusions endures.-Helen Old,
field
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1903-11-25
Il Is Very comfortln,.

II is very comfortin
When your hair is gettin' thin.
And the crow feet in your eyes have
come to stay.
Just to feel her little hand
Smoothin' back each silver strand.
While you meet her loyin look and
hear her say:
my dear, Il seems as tho
Every year you live you grow
Handsomer than in the olden days"
Then you look up at your wife
And you think in all your life
You never heard a sweeter word Of
praise.
But the tear drops will arise
To our dim old fadin' eyes,
And you kiss the gentle hand, stin
white and small,
While you try TO tell her how
You loved her then--and now.
But bless me il the words Will come
at all;
For just then there comes TO you
The trials she's gone thro',
And borne without a murmur for your
sake;
You can only bow your head
At the lovin' things she's said
While your poor old heart will only
ache and ache
But she knows what ails you then.
And she kisses you again,
While you hear her gently whisper,
sweet and low:
Life has brought more hopes than
fears.
We have known more smiles than
tears,
And the years seem ever brighter as
they 60"
Yes, 'tis comfortin'. you know,
When your step is gettin' slow
And you're slidin' down life's hill
almighty fast
Just TO feel her little hand
smOothin' back each silver strand,
While she tells you that she1l love
you 70 the last
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1903-11-25
TIME CARD NO. "a.

Train No. 1 arrives Ia Albany Ia
time 20 connect with the 3. r. south
bound train. as well as giving two or
three hours In Albany before doper
ture Of 3. r. norihb0und train
Train No. 2 connects with the 3.
=. trains at Corvallis and Albany CIV
ing direct service 20 Newport and ad
lacent beaches.
Train No for Detroit. Breitonbush
and other mountain resorts leaves
Albany Al TOO a. M, reaching DO
trolt about noon. giving ample time
20 reach the Springs same day.
For further Information apply 70
EDWIN STONE.
Manager.
r COCKREI.L. Agent. Albany.
n. A. CRONIsE. Agent. Corvallis.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1903-11-25
The Jury alushed.

Philadelphia, PA jury from
Missouri has been shown" The
members OF the jury are not natives
Of the Western state. but had ac.
quired the habit Of saying. show ne q"
Intn trial Of the suit OF Mrs
Mary Sanders. a society woman, for
s453.75 as the value OF a small yalse
lost by a hotel porter Il was contend
ed that the amount was excessive
because the list OF things declared 10
have been lost could not have been
packed into the valise. BUT Il was
shown that these things could be
packed In such a bag
Three evening gowns. one skirt.
one night robe. one chemise. four pairs
Of silk stockings. two pairs OF some
thing else one box OF ribbon. ono
pink silk wrapper. set Of toilet Lrti
cles, handpainted satin box one pair
OF bedroom slippers. two pairs Of
gloves. one white skirt one fancy cir
die two underyests, pair Of patent
leather shoes pair Of Md shoes, twelve
handkerchiefS, extracts, perfumeries,
fans. toilet powder. one pun hair
crimper and some toilet conhdentlaE
A duplicate Of the lost yalise waF
unpacked before the jury and an The
articles named were taken from H.
The jury blushed. and decided hat
Mrs. Sanders had earned the verdict
Chicago American.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1903-11-25
Was Jesus
a Carpenter?

That Jesus of Nazareth was a car.
penter by trade before he began his
ministry is generally assumed. Paint
ers and poets have represented him
as working beside Joseph at the car
penters bench. The assumption rests,
however, upon a single sentence in
So Marks gospel. In the parallel pas.
sage in ST. Matthew he is spoken OF,
not as a carpenter, but as the car.
penter's SON" There is no other men.
tion in the gospels or elsewhere in The
New Testament.
That Jesus was a woodworker OF
some kind was a tradition early cur.
rent, and yet evidently received with
some doubt. Justin Martyr. one OF the
earliest Christians after the apostles.
whose writings have come down 10 us,
says that Jesus was deemed a car.
penter, for he was in tho habit OF
making plows and yokes." AS will be
shown later, this probably means only
that Jesus had enough knowledge OF
wood working TO make certain agri-
cultural implements. In fact, the re.
corded sayings OF Jesus. according to
the careful analysis Of them in the
current Craftsman. tend TO show that
his regular earthly vocation was quite
other than the carpenters.
Jesus in his sayings shows famili.
arity with domestic, commercial. pro
fessional and agricultural life. The
grinding OF grain, the making OF
br ad. the mending Of clothes. the
washing OF dishes, are used by him
as illustrations He knows the ways
OF the banker and the money lender
Of judges. lawyers. policemen, Grim
inals and physicians. He quotes the
current prices OF articles Of trade. He
has observed children al play and
the professedly devout al prayer. He
knows the details OF feasts and wed
dlngs, even the order Of the guests al
table and the proper kind Of garments,
But tho references 20 these things
are rather those Of an observer from
the outside than of an expert from the
inside
But when We come 10 the farmers.
fruit growers and shepherds life we
have details that show the expert
The works Of sowing and harvesting
are described with mlnuteness. So
Is the work Of the vineyard. So is
especially the worry Of the shepherd.
No particular references 20 these pas
sages are necessary. They will oc
cur at once 10 every reader Of the
gospels. Furthermore, he knows the
signs Of the weather In fact, every
thing indicates the Jesus IN bis early
life had kept sheep and worked on
grain-groiwng farm. and also IN the
vineyard and about fruit trees. espec !
ially the fg.
on the other hand illusions 10 |
building operations Of any Kind are
almost entirely wanting. In only one
Mace does he ofer any comment rpon
a work OF architecture That is vixen ;
he goes forth from the magnificent
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1903-11-25
Capital Normal School

First National Baak Building. salem.
The fall tern OF twelve weeks 0peRs
September 26. Address,
J. J. kRAPs. Salem, or
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]. BrOwnsteln & Son.

50 State street Highest cash price
pald for Hl1es. pelts. Wool. Taliow
and fBrs. also 'generni 1ssieF % 0ld
Iron, Rubber snd Meials.