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Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
INDUSTRIAL AND SCIENTIFIC NOTES.

Emperor Meneik, OF Abyssinia, it is
stated, is establishing complete tele-
graphic and telephone system in that
country.
Commerce between the United States
and Russia during the last fiscal year
greatly surpassed that OF any previous
year.
The peon child Of Mexico may now
pass from his letters to the highest
diploma entirely at government OK
pense, and the government hopes
shortly to make education compulsory
Thuringia, Germany, exports $500.
100 worth OF dolls and toys, OF which
the United States gets nearly S2'ooo,ooc
worth.
The sinking OF the shalt 10 feet iron
the river bottom by the Toronto ant
Niagara Power Company occupied Du'
little more than month.
The United States bought from Ha
wa;i in the fiscal year, more than $2o,
ooo.ooo worth, and sold in that territory
less than ST., ooo, 600 worth.
Ii. Whitman and Z. T. HAMMOND
crossed from San Francisco to New
York City in a fve-horsepower olds
mobile in hfty-scytn days travel.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
COMMERCIAL REVIEW.
General Trade Conditions,

Bradstreet's says Of the state Of trade:
Trade conditions are still irregular.
Business is of fair volume, but not SO
active as a year ago, partly because Of
the backward season, heavy rains inter-
iering with crop movement, and COL
lections; vexatious labor troubles, past
and present, discouraging building op-
erations, and the spread OF the con-
servative feeling among buyers, based
upon stock market liquidation and the
feeling that high prices OF many pro-
ducts will tend, if it has not already
done so, to automatically check con-
sumption.
Many underlying conditions are,
however, still favorable. First in i'm
portance should be reckoned the decid-
edly better tone OF advices from the
corn crop, which has developed larger
yield and a better quality than was
earlier deemed possible. Lower prices
for this and other cereals and for cot
ton, whose yield will be smaller than
seemed probable a month ago, seem
likely to help our backward export
trade i'll those products and improve
the foreign exchange outlook.
Failures this week numbered 23o in
the United States, against 245 last year
and II in Canada, compared with Fl
year ago."
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, -.
TucIc rOuNrv 81

FRANK J. CHENEY make oath that he ID
senior partner OF the firm of i. J. CHENEY &
Co., doing business IN the City of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case OF cATARRH thai:
cannot be cared by the use OF HALL j
CATARRH CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
49,, presence, this 9Th day of Decembcr,
SEAL. A. D., 1886. A. W. GLEASON,
to~' Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, AMI
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. F. J. CHENEY 81 Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by oil Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the beet,
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
CODES USED BY RULERS.
European Monarchs Spend Much
Money on Messages.

European Monarchs Spend Much
Money on Messages.
No European ruler uses the tele
graph so much as the Emperor OF
Russia. He uses a secret code both
for his private and his official mes
sage5, and he spends $4,000 a year
in this kind of correspondence. En-.
peror William spends $4,000 a year
in the same way, and he uses a code
which he has invented himself and
which he fnGs very useful whenever
he desires to communicate with the
Cabinet Ministers or other prominent
officials.
The telegraph is not used to any
extent either by the King CT Italy,
the Empsror of Austria or the King
of Greece, buts, on the other hand
King Edward fMd Queen Alexandra
OF England use it constantly. King
Edward signs his private dispatches
Albert Edward" or BERTHE" and the
Queen, who always signs hers Alex
andra,' writes quite as many in Ger
man as in English. During 1902 the
amount expended,by the royal couple
in this manner WAS between S11,OOV
and $12,0 00.-New York Times.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
HARD TO BEAR,

street, in that city, says:
with my nightly rest broken, owing
to irregularities Of the kidneys, suffer
ing intensely from severe pains in the
small of my back and through the kid
neys and annoyed by painful passages
of abnormal secretions, life was any
thing but pleasant for me. No amount
of doctoring relieved this condition, and
for the reason that nothing seemed to
give me even temporary relief be-
came about discouraged. One day l
noticed in the newspapers the case of
q man who was afflicted as | was and
was cured by the use of Doan's Kid
pev Pills. His words of praise for this
remedy were so sincere that on the
strength of his statement | went to
the Hugh Murrey Drug Co.'S store and
got a box. / found that the medicine
was exactly as powerful a kidney rem
edy as represented, | experienced
quick and lasting relief. DOan's Kid
ney Pills will prove q blessing to all
sufferers from kidney disorders who
will give them fair trial"
A FREE TRIAL Of this great kidney
medicine, which cured Mr.. Walls, will
be mailed to any part of the United
States on application. Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all druggists, price 80 cents per box.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
LATEST MARKET QUOTATIONS.

FlOur-Sprlng clear, S3ooQ4oo pest
Patent $500; choice Family $4.25.
Wheat-New York No. 2, 84Bc;
Philadelphia No. 2, 78M@7oc; Balti-
more No. 2 Soc.
Corn-New York, No 2, 53c; Phla-
delphia No. 2, 5oM@5Ic; Baltimore
No. 2, SIC.
Oats~New York No. 2, 41hc; Phil
adelphia No. 2, 421Ac; Baltimore No. 2
42Hc.
Green Fruits and Vegetables.-Ap-
ples-Maryand and Virginia, per brl,
fancy -0$I.oo; do, fair to good, 75M
ooc; Western Maryland and Pennsyl-
vania, packed, per brl $I.ool@I.5o; do,
New York, assorted, per brl 81. 5o(92.75
Beets-Native, per bunch IR02c. Cab
bage-Native, per 100 $3.oo@3.5o; do,
New York State, per ton $I4.oo@I 500.
Caulihower-New York, per brl $4,000
$50. Cranberries-Cape Cod, per brl
So. 5o@7.oo; do, per box $I.75@2.oo.
Celery-New York State, per dozen,
2o@4oc; do, Michigan, per dozen I5@
30. Carrots-Native, per bunch l(9
nc. Cumulative, per dozen, held,
8MI2c; do, rer dozen, sugar, I5CG2oc.
Crabapples- New York, per brl $500
400. Eggplants-Native, per 100 $500
@2.5o. Grapes-Concords, per 5-Blb
basket .I@I2c; do, Niagara, DO, I4C9
I5c; do, Delaware, do, 10000; do, New
York, black, per basket I2@I4. Let
tuce-Native, per buShel box .25C03oc
Lima beans-Native, per bushel box
ST. 5o6175. Onions-Maryland and
Pennsylvania, yellow, per bu ooGoSc;
do, Western white, per bu 7o075c.
Professionalism, yellows, per box,
ST. 5o@2.25; do, do, per carrier S2oo@
go Pears-Eastern Shore, Duchess,
per basket 2o03oc; do, do, per box 80
M4oc; do, do, Kieffer, per basket 2oa
exc; do, New York, Bartlett, per brl
S3.5o05oo. Pumpkins-Native, each
2H@3c. Quinces-New York State
per brl So. 5o@45o. String beansEAnrle
Arundel, per bu, green, 4oCn5oc. oma1
toes-Anne Arundel, per 38-basket 800
zoe; do, measured bushel 3o(G35; do,
Eastern Shore, Maryland, per peach
box 25M3o; do, do, per baske Io(GI2c;
do, Rappahannock, per basket IofNI2c;
do, Eastern Shore, Virginia, per basket
Io6I2c Turnips-Native, per bushel
box 35@4oc:
Hides.-Heavy steers, association and
salters, late kill, 50 lbs and up, close Sc
lectons, oA@IoAc; COWS and light
steers, sac.
Potatoes.-White-Native, per bush
ell box 5oM55c; do, Maryland and Penn
sylvania, prime per bu 5o@6oc; do, New
York prime, per bu 5506oc. Sweets
Maryland and Virginia, per brl $1,000
1.5o. Yams-Virginia, per brl @
SIPS; do, Potomac, Maryland, per brl
-NSI.25.
Provisions and Hog Products.-Bulk
clear rib sides, Ioc; bulk clear sides,
1917; bulk shoulders, 9; clear sides, II:
bacon shoulders, oM; sugar-cured
shoulders, blade-cut, 10; sugar-cured
California hams, 6; canvased and uncan-
vased hams, II lbs and over, IS; refined
lard secondhand tubs, 10; refined lard,
half-barrels and new tubs, 10.
Live NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., per
ID -M15Ac; do old roosters, each 25GD
20; do, young, large. per ID -@I4H;
do, young, small, fat, per Id -0I5.
Ducks-Puddle, per ID II@I2c; do,
Muscovy and mongrel, per ID Io@II..
Eggs.-Maryland and Pennsylvania,
per dozen, loss off, -024c; Virginia,
per dozen 1904; West Virginia, per
dozen, loss off, 22023
Butter-Separator, 22023; Gathered
Cream, 2o@2I; limitations, -@Io.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
Insanity in the Farmhouse.

Statistics go to show that seventy
five per cent. of the women sent to
insane asylums come from farmhouses.
Many are easily frightened, many grow
morbid by reason Of their treadmill
life and lack Of wholesome recrea-
ton and many lack proper medical at
tention when it is necessary and by
reason of ignorance and poverty fail
to seek relief until the mind suffers
with the bOdy.-Atlanta Journal.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
Natural Resentment.

ave haven't any victuals,' said the
man OF the house, tall individual with
chest measurement OF thirty-four
inches, but here's one OF my old coats
you can have"
Tufold Knutt, whose girth was
nearer forty-iour inches, looked at the
garment and then at the owner.
Mister he said, with frigid dignity,
"w'en you want to give away any o
yer old clothes you'd OFT to take some
body O yer sizc!'
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
Live Stock.

Chicago.-Cattle-Good to prime
steers, $5.1o@5;S5; poor to medium,
S2 5oG475; stockers and feeders, S2.25
M4,oo; cows, $I.4o@4.6o; heiiers $2.ool1
$50; Gamers, $I.4o@45o; bulls, $4,000
ass; calves, S3.5o@z;5o; Texas led
Steers, S2.75@3.25; Western steers,
$3oo@4.5o. Hogs-Mixed and butch
ers' $5.I5@5.S5; good to choice heavy,
$51o@5.5o; rough heavy, $I.75a5Io;
light, $5,25@5.So; bulk OF sales, $5.Io@
30. Sheep-Sheep steady; lambs
steady to 1oc lower; good to choice
wethers, $3.35@4.oo; fair to choice
mixed, $2.25@3.25; native lambs, $3.50
Hers Island-CattIc slow; choice
$52o@5.5o; prime, $4o5@5.1o;, fair,
$34o03.oo. Hogs lower; prime, heavy,
$5oo@6.oo; mediums, $6.Io@6.15; heavy
Workers, $6.oo06Io; light Workers,
$585M6.oo; pigs, $5.5o@5.65; roughs,
$4ooM5.4o. Sheep steady; prime
wethers. S3.85M4.oo.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
CURES RHEUMATISM AND CATARRH
D.B.B. Cures Dcep-Seated Cases Especially
TO Prove 1t Is. Il. Il. Sent Free.

These diseases, with aches and pains in
bones, joints and back, agonizing pains in
shoulder blades, hands, fingers, arms and
legs crippled by rheumatism, lumbago, sci
atica, or neuralgia; hawking, splitting, nose
bleeding, ringing in the ears, sick stomach,
deafness, noise in the head, bad teeth, thin
hot blood, all run down feeling OF catarrh
are sure signs of ali awful poisoned condi-
ton OF the blood. Take Botanic Blood
Balm (B.B.B) Soon all aches and pains
stop, the poison is destroyed and real
permanent cure is made OF the worst rheu-
matism or foulesJ catarrh. Thousands of
cases cured by taking BIB. 1t strength
ems weak kidneys and improves digestion.
Druggists, 81 per large bottle Sample free
by writing BLOOD BALM Co., 81 Balm
Bldg, Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble and
free medical advice sent in sealed letter.
European Russia has a less percentage
Of forest than the United States
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
A Good Alihi.

"You say" said the States attorney,
'that on the night Of the 18th OF Sep
TENDER, the time when this crime was
committed, you were out riding in the
town of Oakville?"
eyes, sir" said the prisoner, who
was trying to set up an allbi.
Have you any witnesses to prove
that you were out riding?
"Well, l don't know their names, but
there must have been ten or twelve gen.
tlemen carrying the rail, while there
were dozen or more walking behind,
carrying the tar and feathers"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
IA Peer Cloclkmaker,

lord Grimthorpe, the designer Of
"Big Ben" though nearly ninety, still
retains his skill as a scientific horolO-
gist. A chimney clock designed by him
is being erected on the tower of the
parish church at Rockingham, near
Gainsborough.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
Slow Fellow.

Tess-Mr. Slokache tells me he call
ed on you the other evening. He says
he thinks you're as beautiful as Venus.
Jess-Pshaw he behaved like a
Venus de Milo himself.
TesS--How do you mean?
Jess-Oh, the Venus de Milo hasn't
any arms, you know.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
4 Sweat Shop Story.

(. The visitors were being guided
through the big knitting factory.
"Who is that weary-looking person
standing by that machne| =.
THAT is one OF the persons who knit
the sweaters" ..
"And that well-fed individual sitting
in the big office, with cigar IN his
MOUTH"
"That is one OF the firm that sweats
the knitters."
Whereupon the visitor decided that
that factory was where he would get
his next SWeater-fllt.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
A Coveted Post.

at a meeting of the Wandswortli
Guardians applications were received
from no fewer than ITO persons for
the post Of messenger at a salary Of
thirty shillings q week. with three
shillings a week extra allowance for
Sunday work.-London Tit-Bits.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
The Framing of 1t.

Il see there's talk of some members
OF the legislature framing a new trolley
BILL" remarked the linguistic youth.
Yes" replied his father.
"How is trolley bill framed, any
way?'
In guilt, usually"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
Live Stock Transportation.

The percentage of loss in ocean tran-
sit Of live stock in 1902 was 013 for
CATTLE. 0.S9 for sheep and eco for
horses, which was. considerably less
than for tie preceding year.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23
Sword SWallOWer.

dyes, John has quit accepting invita-
tons to dinner at the BagslcyS."
Gle has? Why, what's the matter?"
He says their knives are 50 sharp
they cut his mouth"
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

A eunfower sucks up Ids pounds OF
water during its growth.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

) FITSpermanentIyc cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer $2trial bottle and treatisefree
Dr.R.H. KLINE, Ltd, 931 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

The lion IS the only wild animal that is
capable of affection.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

Catarrh cured at home. Three preparations
in one package. Ask your dealer for CDR.
Hartley's Great Remedy" Be sure you get it.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces iniamma-
ton allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc. a bottle
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

A copy of Hawthorne's rarest book,
"Fanshawe," was sold in Boston recently
for $3.50
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

Piso's Cure cannot be too highlyspokeno OF
rs q cough cure.-J. ". O'BGIRN, 1922 Third
Avenue, N, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6, 1900.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

You can do your dyeing in half al
hour with PUTNAM FADELEsS DYES.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

The manufacture of artificial camphor
by electrolysis is now assured. ....-..-~
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

Actions may speak louder than words
but money often talks louder than either.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

European Russia has a less percentage
OF forest than the United States.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1903-10-23

~ ~ '''' ~ '''p ~ -.
ShOeS by mail, % cents extra. illustrated
Cataiog free. W. l.. DOUGLAS. Rrocktor. ~
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1903-09-13
THE STORY OF A SCOOP"
By Old John Gorgon Graham

it. wasn't made and that
The his letter. brought
learned
band with which he had been
Numbered the Spanish lines He had been
and despite American
his job red he had
sentenced dawn.
had and then that his might be complete
imagined his execution This written
perhaps would call black Spanish English and let
the work the SinPkns had conHed
in promise from the had
Smpkn while he the and award had deserted
carried to Cuban lines
Then order of
American citizenship At the end Of the letter
intended for publication scrawled
editor dashed from his
deulpe he he
Why
for the pictures!
naturally
made
find every
cellar collect dollars clerks,
floral
On the their tribute.
put plug hat attended respect
hardly back the Office Ia
reading hundred
father all hunk Keep dark others. Simpkins"
kept to by and IN
special himself He managed to
that OF death
by rescue a heard him he
BY Small Maynard
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1903-09-13
THE ORACLE OF
MULBERRY CENTER
By 8. E. HISER

Some to
s yy and the las has been fought
h n wi M
y 10 G> h
a
in opd he Jap
nj h R o e over o
SeG says he o M Q lis ngfh hal linen" zee
an it NAL my h then bel b min hde ne w y
h them humans
OF u
N y lei lgea ak n n to den W
~ an join from hep tdy?'
say" hat ayw gyeup Manhura Rhtaway"
& u III and pun to- Mncn nSugusPd roh?
@ys
vi The the C1rsb aeiup pagan Sugnssa
t how time they've weantha Nancura but tn ha
Ru is ewonro
ig ton o. tn erht cha intention
few np ant dgh
t it be o
and says
pC from nan old
hear it funm etha
h dnvet ldhert fellows head"
in the
to e tonm instead
Q
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1903-09-13

good
o him before he tackled the leather send him
and would give him job upposng. Of that getting
yearlng OF the steady, old, reliable Smpkns strain
was little when Ezra reported because he didn't Just look
do ne mad had call leather He New Highlander,
one those nob orehes which has been pushed by the
owdng of the bran buged by the kenng Of the SKULL accord
ing like dislike
" standard he told while he didn't
Just what ne wanted do he dead that wasn't the leather
business seemed that he had said the thing his father and
that the old man had answered Tut tut and told him forget and
mpn learned all that he wanted know the packing industry
same time Pork packing seemed be the only thing that he wasn't
erested got his resignation day FIVE minutes before the
winch having written out for him ready for will do Smpkns
split temporarily, the old
and friendship right here the world
to make enemies is to hire friends
lost sight OF Smpns while
friendly and
wanted the December
talk
sleep hall bedroom all his life he didn't foohness
back his father though really didn't
wheat and somehow the that had said
The of Simpkins
patches confirmed OF
dispatch from Smpkn himself detailed the circumstances leading the
arocity," the headlines in his called it.
wire from father to the
editor the
heap mpkns and that he had been out to Cuba
and stationed with the nurgent Smpkns Cuba had evidently
lived the reputation of Smpkns Chicago When there
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1903-09-13
THROW RUBBISH HERE :
By The Parson

and They would big barrels
all the would properly them all
should have big of the within for the
the SANDER and
instead OF being handed from lip lip the first whom they
told should this moral refuse barrel dump
fellow he
would bring about Or back OF this
who persuade him before he
mouth for the idle
about refuse baewhy would
Most of malice
little basis in fact And those where there
the story motion the who gives circulation well
be gained knowledge
broadcast He fellow
of which blight his whole after lite
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1903-09-13

heed to the injunction The
make employ
the advice
of leaving
of emptyng their pockets of old the
street. they proper of these barrels they in their
Thus the S established and grows
sometimes
conspicuous places silent but influences behalf Of
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1903-09-13

N many of large cities beginning to see
about railway stations in parks in other public
place barrels which painted large
words: Throw rubbish here" They put there either
by the city government by private society
gained in behalf OF greater beauty and cleanliness They
welcome sign of the deepening public interest in
matters pertaining life citizens. To be
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1903-09-13

PEAKlNG Of bul-pups that turned out to be terriers
naturally calls to mind the of my old friend Jere-
miah Simpkins There isn't solder in the
Boston leather trade than Jeremiah, bigger scamp
that the law can't touch than his Ezra There isn't
an OF real in Ezras whole body but he's
just naturally and unintentonally maverick. When he
out of college his father thought that few years
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1903-09-13

Get into trouble, and every one will
say. Il told you so
.
Be unconventional. md people will
wonder Il you are better or worse than
you seem.
Speak kindly OF others, and people
will say "You Judge as you want to
be judged"
Never think yourself indispensa-
bic. 1t Is surprising what wretched
memories people have when 1t comes
to the question of forgetting those who
have favored them.
It's queer old world OF folly and sin,
Where fools step in and often win
Where wiser folks such failures are
Twould seem the fool were wiser far,
The wise one stops too long to think
The fool, he gives knowing wink.
And rushes In to win the prize
The wise one wakes to rub his eyes.
And wonders why such fools as he
Could get ahead of such as me
Which proves that hustle versus mind
Is where the FOOLS not left behind
So comfort take and rush right in.
For fools oft have a chance to win.
If you want to
cool off a lover,
ridicule him or his
friends.
~ Never gush over
.e:sSS< man when he's
tired or hungry.
1t is not the
- things that we
have, but it is the
things that we
have not, that keep
us on the anxious
bench.
The man who
never kicks often
stands still to be
kicked.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1903-09-13

Wear diamonds wilr wondering
(out loud) how
into hard luck don't your ar
like jackas with mgphone attachment
Be cold and stately and people
Be dignihed and people will call uppi.h
Be sincere and people will be grind
you ar. no better than you ought
to 0S~.' --" - oAS"'
Be jolly and people will dub you swift"
lila Be honest and your friends will you rude
A A
s guilty - A So' - lazy @iF
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1903-09-13

Treat your friends, and if you Eef
down in the world people will say
YOU deserve exactly what you got.
Be successful and people viii say
you're putting on airs and your head
needs ulanicuring or any old thing.
Be kind and attentive to some rich
old fool, and people will call you
mercenary wretch.
Be tsctful. and people will wonder
what you are driving at.