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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-08-30
CHI1lNIE FADDEN ON THE DIPLOMACY OF WON

7 chase after her, Miss Fannie q
Miss Fannie taut a while, and den she
says how is Hortense dressed ~ 3$
Just as she was when she dressed you
for dlnner,' 4,
sand Mag gle ~ u. i.: y 4 Az n
Same as in de house. only wit her ca p
off," I ! says. & &.
She smiles q little, and den she says.
.'Chames, what mischief has Hortense
been up to-? Mrs. Harding is here N and
spoke OF having seen Mrs. Harding. =
know dat he did not, but Mrs. Harding
dd he dld not see BY Soms
m afs dat viii knoT you
never could con, Miss Fannie. T. =
played, and she didn't put up no holl er.
at dat. 7 was wondering what was! doing
wit dc folks in de library 50 when..l
rubbers de layout, Whiskers was play
Ing up to Wildly Ike she was q six s. per
would be none Of It left In lie ma ket;;3
Wdays cart dsrH ana az
and and says a! i Miss ISIS Fannie vas telling ms
dat your wife can dress Maggie to e look cN'I
Duchess is no farmer. na'an.' .
She is a very bold maid says Wildly;
".but tink she deserves dis, J. what he !,
Just wins at bridge and she passes ne
out long green, and pchee'. It was q
We'll, Il goes to de station wit me fren:s
de barkeep. and splits dat FLYER at. g! y
little drum near de station and We say
4''Here's to you'll" More dan once.
When4I meets up,wlt Duchess. she says ays
:.Cheems. you has been drinking. Where
did you get the price ~ =,
lit didn't need no price says. e y:
"a tin root? What kind Of drink
Its SC on do house says I, and Duchess
Oats = the q, sfoIst time in me life dat I
ever sunk a y on Duchess and de !. best
ting about it is dat 1t was her era It. az
dat. Il II she ever finds out dat Wld ds
pa ssed dat green to me, to pass to her
to de Mort Pole for me ! .
And Duchess eurned de stake. too; Tor
from de looks Of tings down our way.
Minister'S viii soon tel me t. e pa pal S sn ds
parson has wllled half of Whlskers In.
come to Wildly de credit Of &c 39p ~.
eyes, N5jtgs &4 5sss33s3
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odder day, when ne was trying to see
would his sloop sail az well on her AL
as her keel. Eyes, Chames, he says.
"de American people couldn't do wrong
act II dey tried Deyf is a generous. just,
parotc and grateful people P} ana nco d Sy
man who forgets to show generosity and
gratitude and Justice. instead OF mean.
ness. ingratitude and untairness IN y all
his. acts. AT de club de odder day was vas
Just den squat hits US, and me and
Mr.. Paul has to swim ashore. 80 = never
no Ice, anyway, for Mr.. Paul. when he
std rts out wit q. lot OF dude langwudge
like does woids. is mostly training for a
ma ma tcil With Minister'S ,,hat :
de job dat Duchess puts up to mako
Whiskers get togedder wit Wiley Wld-
got foul OF his shy streak again. and
him and WILDLY was so far apart dat he
me sec e hfr Dn1 makes ok She is SounG
to get whiskers located in his own IRE
side, so dat Miss Fannie can be made to
take trips to Paris and odder necks OF
whore Miss Fannie won't 20 so Tong as
her pa has no home Of his own !.
] don't make II my business to fuss Wit
tingS Ike dose, Tor In 81 tlsHeQ VII ms
Job as 1t laws. all de same 7 wouldn't give
odds dat Miss Fannie would put up q yell
II W,,iskers had shack to run Ill by
himself and didn't have so much time to
run hers Mr. Paul doesn't say noting.
He's wise guy. Mr.. Paul is. and so &long
ms yvhskers stands half de price OF run
ming our places. dat leaves Mr.. Paul more
OF his own long green to turn q way on
yachts and tings dat boins money like a
tree-call IRE alarm. But just de same
Il Whiskers has latch key on differ.
ent block from US can't see Mr.. Paul
putting his leg out OF Joint kicking about
il. But II an't man-servahts graft to
fuas wit dat part OF de ga me. It's diner-
ent Wit women soivants. II Duchess didn't
have hand in running tings. tink she'd
give up woik, and live on de tins shes
been touching me for all desc years.
cent TO spend lt?" I says to her.
"De wost use you can nut money 70
ia to spend It. mon ami. II you srend i
You is no better Oft dan dose foolish
good II you don't have r. Is y? * IT Is
oniy good to Enend. why take All Dc
trouble to get IT. No master Cheems. Z
yo,, have money you have selt-respect-dee
only only ting dat you can buy wit money me- and
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so comfortable and feels 50 Uncomfortable.
These telling essentials Of feminine attire
can't be crowded Or jostled. In trunk
they want elbow room.
Let the earthworm OF q husband try
TO wedge IN his toothbrush among them
and forthwith the cry Of Shiny on
your own side Is heard. The man, alas,
cannot Skinny on his own side" He has
no side to Shiny" on.
For after the wrappers and the cold and
distant shirtwaists come the mlnutiae of
the womar,'s make up. No creature who
ever wore trousers could attempt to cat
alogue these things. There are the
stocks and the hairpins and the collars
and the face powder the woman who
doesn't Use It hasn't been born, and the
ribbons and the sashes and the wells and
the photographs Of the family babies
and the preachers picture, and the hand
mirror (used beforeGthe looking glaM for
inspecting the back Of the head, and the
family tewelry borrowed from she-cousins
and other relatives and used to impress
strangers. and last-O horror Of horrors
n hat the size o! a potted palm and as
sensitive to the touch as a ripcnlng car
buncle
With this hat comes the mans finish
While he slowly and socmnly chants the
words: Lift 1t up tenderly; Handle
with care; Fashioned so senderly: Young
and so fair" the woman suddenly halts
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one day he had his fiery steed on Inter
that he would drive through that gate,
He was told 1t was an inposslbilty, So
den Linden and Just before he got to the
gate the horse ran away and be guided
him most innocently through the middle
gate and Won his bet, The structure
Is eighty feet high, including the Quad
riga OF Victory, in copper which sur
mounts It, This figure was taken by the
French In 1907, Napoleon having the In
tention OF putting It on tho trlumphnl
orch In the Place du Carrousal. but the
Germans brought 1t back in 1914, At the
! east end OF the Linden. just In front Of
the old Emperor's palace. rises the monu..
ment to Frederick the Great In bronze,
Tho great king on horseback, with an
erEr!ne mantle, and his crutch-handled
stick This is said to be the finest eques-
trian statue In the world, that of George
washington, In our own city, In the Capt.
tol Square, being second.
One OF the most Imposing monuments
In Berlin, and certainly the most effective
setting, is the national monument to
Emperor William !. On a pedestal sixty
six feet In height rises the colossal eques-
trlan statue Of the Emperor, thirty feet
high in bronze. nttircd In a field cloak
and holding q COMMANDERS baton In his
right hand. Flo bestrldes his fayorlte
charger, Hlppocrates, which is led by
graceful figure OF Peace. AT the four
corners OF tho base arc Victories standing
upon globes, with flowers and wreaths'
and OH the two principal sides are seated
colossal figures of War and Peace, Pros
teotlng from the corners Nof the base are
four lions. a None colonnate, with
coupled Ionic columns extends on three
Sides VI ..las PLATFORM and " deatlned
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1t is very we'll to read In books OF girls
awakening from sound sleep looking as
fresh as rose. but In this Instance such
statements seem absurdly false.
we stopped In Cologne long enough to
see the cathedral and the gallery con-
tanning Rlchter's picture Of Queen Louise
OF Prussia,
The cathedral Is splendid edihce, In
the Gothic style, The corner stone was
laid In 124S. The conservation took place
in 1922. The choir is 161 feet in height
and has five aisles, The roof Is borne
by sc pillars and Is 1870 yards long The
south and remaining tower was COM
pleted in 1850, so that after building over
600 years this great cathedral which, has
been called the st, Peters OF tho north,
reached completion. which was impos-
ingly celebrated In October, 1880, by the
august presence OF the great Protestant
emperor of modern times, the yenerated
William I. Over four million dollars wero
expended In the erection Of this grand
structure, the t'most magnificent north
of tho Alps The flre-sta1ned glass
windows In the north aisle are consld'
cred to DO the finest specimens OF this
art anywhere The day wo were there
the church was draped In black for tho
Pope and services were being held,
After visiting the cathedral we crossed
to the gallery. Which is very near. We
were enjoying some Of the less important
pictures. when q guide came up and took
us to the room containing the famous
| Louise. The pride with which he point
ed this picture out was ono Of the many
Instances when the love in the hearts OF
every true German for Queen Louise has
boon impressed mus, Indeed, every
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Duchess Il Is say se but dere's one ting III
never cop right, and OATS French GooK-
Ing and eating. All dat religion, po,l y s.
Americans. eating is to de French.
'Dnt's dc trouble Wit your d,nky ma.
. lion says TO Duchess. II deH goes
Sey sss ckf t f de bre axs sep
only cuts up de turf; II dey fights duals
dey only makes faces. all because dey
is never thinking about de ting deg Is
making bluff at. but Is linking about
how dcir grub is to be sauccd. :"
Mostly 4 can get fall out OF Duchess
by pulling a hammer on dc French. but
dis time she only gives me de by stare.
and says, g"Cheerns,'' she says. Cheems.
you haye only Of de importance Of what
YOU speak. Beside dat'dcy is de great
est people on cart. de French Is de most
brave. de most noble. and de or, only ones
ing before anybody else done 1t. Did
we not go to sec Nt'sieu suddern in dc
American Play o. liam IN, e'a :, ~ Sear nm m
Bernhard. 'L'Aislong. de Year before7
Dc French Is always ahead.
ION YOU way. woman says. Ham
let was wrote for Eddie Snddern by an
Enrlishman.5 not by cl%te. F'tch."
""pe more shame to Dc Engltshman..
who stole It from M'steu Rosand. Dnch,-
css says. de English never knowcd
dew will never know how to paint nr
scu,tc> no matter who tries to learn en-.
II Is only de t'nEs dat France has for
got. ~ INV odder country does we'll"
"Dev had GOOD brand Of hot air
or tan ANYWAY" 7 envs "Put tel me-.
whv does dey put garlic In leg Of nut
ton ~
"Reca,,se De sheep hasn't re sense t. nut
dn garlic in his own leg" she SAYS But
you has de bad temner dis morning
9Chee,,s. corre wit me to d" CITY. and re
vii, dine at do restaurant Of dc husband
az ~ fro-. .Tulin IT will r" ~. treat.
for Julie is dc dame dn comp'oir. ard
rho III, rs-os me- not ting for dinner. so DO
tI,cie,,x II Is for her 10 have de langwufge
grotc to her nol'te.8
Ard dn''- No dream, r"id".' LILLE nr"d
10 he n l,dv's maid, and she's SO t'ckled
IN havo nnchess come to 4" re~t'.'rar ~ ).
rrd ~,vn bar de news ~ 20 sr'oll set
I,, iev never ekc lie; Tor dc an~'on. md
5dot.s ryhv do dinner atiIulie's Is Duchess
meet fouor'te treat.
4 We IN tx at ,Incruns'-daf's Ini'e's hubby
hatreer -,o-, t'r'ne 90 dnt do, ca eat
VII ~. md do woitnrs dimes wit IFS too.
1t,s dan dat Dnchrez tolls 'TN''" De talk
otide swift set. dat we heors "t our
Mace: and 10 t'nra she t"ll- nnst +"
warm nropos.tions, for 1nllc'. Man Deus 7
and humps her eyebrows like she was
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.@ pt,RIlN. Aug, 12.-The case and
quickness with which ono is carried from Lri
one country into another on this side Of
the Atlantic Is indeed wonderful. From
Paris to Berlin sounds like they are days
apart with the background OF France
and Germany in mind, but the journey
Is short; in fact only eighteen hours
Travelling over here Is very different from
our country, and although one usually
thinks it is very cheap over here,s'I faa
10 see It, II you travel ms comfortably
here as you do In America. then It VIII
cost Just as much, II not more.
Sleeping cars are not used much by
the general public; that u.s. the sleepers
are full, but. for instance. from Paris
here there was only ono sleeper. True
enough, the compartments In the ordi-
nary coaches are very comfortable w
there happen to be only two people IN
stead OF six in it. In the first case each
ues down, but in the latter there Is Moth
Ing to do but sit UP. we could have
slept most beautifully had we not
awakened at every STATEN to SEQ II some
ono was coming in, but q quarter goes
4 . long way. and the conductor was trtlo
to his word and let us have tho compart-
ment to ourselves.
About o'clock the conductor camc N
and fired some French at us, neither OF
us understood what he said. After seve-
raj times repeating what he said II
hnally dawned upon VIZ that we had t.
get out and have our baggage examined
which Is a mere form. In ten minutes
this long train unoaded the ugliest
slsepest lot OF people ever nope to see
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body loves tho memory OF this beautiful
creature, but here In Berlin one can even
more easily understand and appreciate
the love OF the German nation for her.
Berlin does not suffer at all In COM
parlson with Paris; In fact, would rather
live in Berlin that Paris. 1t Is so much
more solid and earnest, though Paris H..
perhaps, more beautiful, Almost every
part OF Berlin offers pleasing picture.
It's streets enjoy model cleanliness. A
system OF main drainage radlatlng in
twelve directions carries off Its sewage
to distant parts There are few dark lanes
and alleys even In the oldest parts Of
the city. Nearly all the hotIses have ball
con!es, gay at this season, with beautiful
flowers and foliage. The public squares
are embelllshed with gardens, monuments
and fountains,
The canal branching from the river
Spree, and traverslng good part OF the
city. Is crossed by numerous bridges.
nearly all OF which are beaut!fled by
sculpture, Just az In London. Paris and
other large cities. so In Berlin, the upper
classes tend on the whole to live In tho
west end, Ono reason of this IL it's proxi-
nifty to Kindergarten, the most fash
!onable residential quarter IN Berlin,
Most OF the houses In Berlin are apart
ment houses but Tergaren Allies Is
occupied almost entirely by private
villas, each having garden with beauti-
ful palms and flewers Acress the street
begins the TIargarten which is oyer q
mile wide and beginning at Branden-
burger more than four miles long,
Animals In former times ran wild here,
! hence tho name, Wlthln recent pears tn,
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no telling what strange critters roanes
this part Of the world before Mr. Phil hi
Brown doomed UP on the horizon and be- be-.
gan feeding those fastidlous animals
which Darwin believed to be the progeny
OF some anthropoid ape. Mr. Brown
though an ex-Confederate soldier and q
former member Of the Legislature can
not recall ever having seen a mastodon.S
But he tells me confident.ally that he has
entertained guests whose appetites led
him to believe that their dertal equip-s
ment was scarcely Inferior to that OF the
mammoth. Whether he was poklng q sly
joke at mo when he said this II do not
know, but It looks that way. At any
rate, I've stopped ordering second b elp-
inE OF ice cream, II
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own close; and den de four of us starts
off up de pike, Pretty soon butler runs
US down. and SKIS me didn't know dat
I was due at de house. for dere was to be
bridge. and me being second MIN, 1t was
up to me to be on call II Mr.. Paul would
want q small bottle.
Say, before gets ring to 80 to do
room, where de folks was, Miss Fannie
Johannes, where Is Hortense?
walking up do road wilt butler, Mag.
gle and fren Of mine, says. Shall
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wouldn't do does backwoods Trenches no
good to hear de whole story. ;.
JACQUES gives each OF de writer's bot
OF claret for dinner. but dat day one OF
EN- was locked his red wine and made
dishes, and dc poor chap cried SO much
over his hard luck dat he made de tea
salty Den he said y Ynsnt g SO eaa a. te,,
YOU: Only sometimes get wondering
so hard Why ali folks isn't, like Americans
z dat i has to sing a song about it-or nave
a Mt. I was saying dat to Mr.. Paul oe
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poisse:-she being referee and stake hold
er, bote.
But. I was going to tell you about Willy
dat sits on de club house verandy walt
,inE for easy mark to go around de
links Wit her. II de one she wants won't
play. she'll be In game II It's, only a
iionesome-dough foursomes come her way
swifter dan any odder. So when, .NNhisk-
ers got shy. WILDLY vas as gaily-gaily
as any COIL in de co Try. Duchess tried
her best to get Mss Fannie to drag
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only two jumps ahead OF nj. De wait
ers don't understand. for dey comes from
a kind of a Hoboken Of France where
SOME sort of French yiddish Is spoke. and
can't cop de real Paris article dat Duch-
ess spouts. OATS a good ting. too: for
when Duchess gets passing out de latest
extrays about dc little lad In de brass
band set dat carries a wrist bag. and
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cops Maggie and me fren. he starts like
he was going to cross de road but den
he seems to tlnk dat wouldn't do. and
he Keeps on; and when he passes EN- he
hists his lid !; me fren hlsts his, and dat
sassy Bowery COLL, Maggie. sweeps a bow
dat made her. look more like do Wildly
dan de close did. Whiskers went on his
way, and de couple makes a hurry sneak
wit US back to8'le house, where Maggie
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at de same time not spend de money.
Dere should be a law dat man should
make. all dc money he can-and give 1t all
to his wife. OATS de only way he can
buy happiness
B j was a foolish fellow to come TO- a
clinch wit Duchess on dat proposition; for
no matter how good argument put
up. Duchess gets de decision, and dc
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TTIE 3EAIJTIES or BERLIN AS SEEN BY "A VZRG/NIAN.

to receive statues OF the Emperor's con- 4
te1nporares, A letter will soon follow
telling OF visits to the palaces, N,
MALAToFER.
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ss,oo-To BALTIMORE AND RE-
TURN $500.

Via the Popular York River Route.
September 10th, 21st. and ?2d, tho South.
ern Railway will sell spsca! tickets TO
Baltimore ana return via York River
Route at IS for the round trip, limited
returning October 9th.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-08-16

Lark" by Goring- Thomas. and the
"Stabnt Mater" by Rossini.
The work to be presented at the third
concert has not yet been decided upon.
There is also still some uncertainty as to
the soloists. Nine. Melba will be heard on
the evening Of November Z.
Mr.. Ernst has not been out OF the city
this summer. and has devoted much time
to the orchestra and chorus. as the or
chestra is expected to form the nucleus Of
the Worlds Fair Orchestra. under Mr..
Ernst's direction.
The Columbia promises some diverting new
vaudeville specialties for next week May How
ard. 50 long favorite OF the buriesque stage.
will be the leading attraction. She will offer q
Fair" other entertainers are the Nichols sis-
oId-time minstrel man originally from 81 Louis:
NJ; and Mrs ,Esmonde in the sketch THE Sol:
tiers vo ssa Frank o Bren p character nm
w. sapderson. comedy pianist; Spissei Brootssrs
comedy aerobats the Black Brewers, singers and
cancers raa Aette kenton, vocalist. and the Mont
The Girl With the Auburn HAIR begins her
engagement at Forest Park Highlands this even
Ing The scenery and electric light effects with
which this act is produced are declared to be
more elaborate than ever
The Five Nosses will present their Venetian
vocal specially. Bailey and Madison have .
comic acfopatic turn. Marguerite and Haniey are
team OF hand hand gymnasts.
Inc Ifoiey Car Trio, In grotestQue novelty,
have never been seen here before. James j.
corbett 10 Underlined for August 30 first day
OF the closing week The Legion OF Honor Will
give Its annual outing at the Highlands Thurs
day.
Although It was the original intention to run
the lines festival at Suburban Park for se-.n
days. the bandmaster. upon the urgent request
Of his patrons. has decided to give the nnal
performance Of the war and Peace spectacle
tonight. Indictment weather kept many away
from, the park last week. The soloists have been
retained and tho piece viii be presented with
the careful attention that charactsrized the per-
formances last week
In continuation with the music festival ysu-
deviile programme will also be offered to-day.
The bill II headed By Drawee and Company COM
edy jugslers and snelpdes shannon and Laictss.
who sings the old songs and Aoppit and Com
numbers OF Kryl win be continued.
The Eruption of Mount Pelee'' and the plas-
tic poses in the electric fountain are to hold ovsr
another week.
The Grand opefa-house opens this afternoon
!. with . revival d '-The Irish Pavnbrokers." TAs
company consists of thiry psrsouA ths pfi1capala