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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-06
MISSED THE YACHT D ,
T5rice Ronsed at Wrong Hon.
Slept at Right.

preparatory 70 seeing the sachf -,
rom Skarsatcles had been vlsi.srz - hs 4
iege days at their fraternity CHM. a. ms
early IN the afternoon preceding tse - ~ ,
hrst race NJ returned 70 the rro-,, = y ~,
whose guest he was with what = -. - 'le IA.
as "sosh.' bun or load % ,o,.-.. y IA,
CONDITION not inaptly termed eos,,s..,.. aad
less. ne undressed and crav-lsd ~ = Nsys-,
aged. IN scrawls which rose,,tr., IL Z.
poultry yard scratchings. 70 le,,,s -. Hafs
10 MS host that he desired 10 be -, var,
so that he might connect WITH -. - az cd,
take him TO the revenue cutts- 'nfra,
the friend arrived about o.oto.,
ana saw the note. ROusing rro,,o---' ..N ~,
eomatose condition. the guest aq,s, 10y p. IA J
was asked uh1f =
sly O'Clock" replied the bos,
bead TO all else he ulirbt - So.
ao'eu IKE an electric shock on The 's,.r
uTe. Pitching out OF the bed, "a -. !,
Ou"A OF storm tossed liner h 49, ~ !,
aI'er many grotesqus contortio,, - . =
ald OF bis amused friend. drass.d s, ~ y. A
a 1ars,' I, %'Iu. gong 70 a nearby res,sL -
remaining impedimenta neceSss-i * 70 sa,s- =
IRE apprised him Of the fact THAT /, ns u
Too sogSy TO resent the pr,c+lo.,
9een played upon him. he was 80 loke ths ),
. DeI repeating. so as 70 firmly Ax h - rstl-
lacht race. yacht race ~ u m Us ns-,.'
avSs W. . G u, * cousderabiy more sobsraa
1yNeihns IN the haze. he again fr,,-hIese9 olf II
ilt the gas dressed himself ana ssed OUT q :
1lS friend. stufing bedclothes 40 saa ~
70 restrain the merriment That sbo,i 10 nis n
hot SPOIL such good joke ''~ nm. n,
sh.,. ull'i ., thing said the shaver CT
S,. thls oid razor pulled Ike teal aS IN
all" 40 good blass -
Again he went 20 the restau-,-.
Stasr luncheon PVT M. Again he ra, -g- sat /,
Irlend learned the correct time , S5'l NED =
70 bed. '-''ie ana again -
men his friend called him ats
HluIJeTed without opening hts Ewes NJ US ~
c,- Gn, m, no. Cd boy. you fooled me tw,,. =.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-06

years ago to hear OF soda water fountain blowing
up Well. il wasn't the fountain. IT was the gener-
ator that exploded. We do things differently now.
We buy our carbonic acid gas In tubes. IL Is
natural gas which issues from the earth. and
which Is then compressed into liquid form and
forced under high pressure into tubes These tubes
are cylinders about four feet long and five inches
tp diameter which are made of unseamed steel.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-06
OLD MAN KILLED BY A -rov,

The story from Oklohouna OF a tvvo-v.,-.,
being killed by Plymouth Rock roo.,s. RI !
one or tragedy In North Carolina uhl,s' -. -
as Follows; Many years ago a Norm. -
Judge or ex-judge-Judge Spencer. az -
Killed by a turkey. He was very ala - =
was sitting in the yard with a red SKIM -. - y
mead. The red attracted the attent,or y /! p =
49, Ne anu angered IT, and it flew upon a. - q.
or the cap and pecked sourrefs sv 80 ~, ~ Nsar'
eath-'-(ChariOtte Observer '-e 'rat IN a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-06

Monday ne the Savoy Theatre will open.
with the FIRST New-York presentation by Mrs.
Bangtry OF Mrs. behring's Divorce" play by
Percy Fendan. Mrs. LanEtry tried this play IN
Provfdencs last season. rather than pay forfeit
Cor producing st. and discovered that IN Proyi-
conoe at least Il a success. She did not go
Up 20 PaNtuckct with f. however bgt kept il for
Nevy-York. The cast;
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-06

Tomorrow is q Labor Day in very truth for the
actors and the professional theatregoers. Miss
Crosman. Mrs. Langtry. Andrew Mack and the
Rogers Brothers all begin their Neyy-York season
Monday.
Miss Crosman appears FOR one week only at the
Manhattan Theatre in revival Of las You Like
IT. Her first performance Will be IN the after
noon She has been seen and favorably received IN
this city IN the character Of Rosalind and her
. niyal Is worthy OF the attention and patronage
that il viii Doubtless receive. The cast:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-06
LAST WEEK OF PAINS FIREWORKS.

The last week OF the fireworks Manhattan
Beach begins tom 1rrOw. Tomorrow being Labor
Day, the SET pie,es and devices will be In honor OF
the workman Thursday Will be Coney Island
Jockey Club night. and Saturday. the closing
night, VIII lie the Carnival repeated
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-06
A SHOT THAT MISSED.

From The Wasp.
Mrs. Flirty-Yoar husband tried kiss last
night
Mrs Dash-Ah. wen he's not particular when he
y Drinking.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-06

Andrew Mack will begin his season tomorrow
afternoon with his revival OF -'Arrah IA P0gue.'
ct the Fourteenth Street Theatre IL has been long
er than the memory OF the younger theatre gOers
since Boucicsult'e play was seen n This city with
a popular actor as shaun the Post. and Mr. Mack
will doubtless De greeted though IN new play
lie tried the play last winter in Chicago and liked
the m OF Miss Edith Barker plays the title part
The Rogers Brothers IN the latest. but presurn-
ably not the last-of J. j. McNallys called
musical farces which evolved b what must be
o process Of mental slap stick gymnastics viii ap-
pear to-morrow night at the KnickerbOcker Theatre
The Rogers Brothers IN London" the title OF the
concoction The plot and sense OF the piece how
ever, viii. IL is promised. be no more foggy than
VISUAL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-06
ORIGIN OF THE TENT.

AN ancient Talmudlc legend relates that Adam.
on his expulsion from Paradise. encountered cut
ting north wind against which his scant girdle 90
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15
Did What He Thought Was Rlrht.

As the editor of the Herald was
considering the county printing pro-
position, a personal application wa,
made by him u the members of the
board. When Mr. Hageman was con.
suited, he made this reply; IL never
make any promises, but | assure you
of one thing, that after the printing
Is awarded there will be one commits
Siuner who will have the satisfaction
of knowing he did what he thought
was right"
Mr.. Hageman's vote is recorded in
favor of the Phillipsburg Herald. We
believe that he did do what he thought
was right, and we also believe that
three-fOurthS Of the voters Of Phillips
county will endorse not only the act
ion Of Mr.. Hageman, but Of the entire
board. The vote by the BOARD as
shown elsewhere In this paper was;
for the Herald: Mr.. Hageman and Mr..
BOgart: for the News. Mr.. Veeh. 1t
is the desire OF the editor to take this
means Of publicly thanking the men,
bers OF the board, and notwithStand-
ing the fact that there was one vote
for another paper, each member de-
serves credit for taking the stand
which he did. The action OF the
hoard in this matter cOmmends itself
to a fair-minded and right thinking
public.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15
EdWards.0ilbert,

Through some mistake by someone
somewhere, the report Of the marriage
of Chas. r. Edwards and Roberta
Gilbert which took place at the home
OF the brides parents Dec. "a failed to
reach this Office until this morning.
Here follows short account The GER
emory was performed at IL O'Clock by
Rev. E. II. King Of the Eve ngelIeal
church at Woodruff. The ring GER
emonywas used. The bride was attired
In white with veil and orange blossoms
and the groom wore the conventional
black. Gilbert and Lila Hageman act
ed as best man and bridesmaid. While
the ceremony was being performed the
contracting parties stood uuder an
arch OF evergreen. A number Of rel
atlyes and friends witnessed the
ceremony which was followed by
Sumptous dinner. The presents we're
numerous and useful. Both Mr.. and
Mrs. Edwards are successful teachers
OF the county,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15
Resolutions.

Whereas it has pleased God In h Is
kind and inscrutable providence to
visit our camp with death for the
second time, and this time to remove
from our midst our esteemed neigh
Dor, Arthur D. Goddard;
Therefore be it resolved by Sweet
Briar Camp No. 546, M. w. A., that
We, the members of said camp, realize
that by his death our camp has lost a
true and worthy member and that we
his neighbors, keenly feel the great
loss Of one, who by bis friendly diSpOs-
ition, kind words, faultless conduct
and absolute integrity has won our
love and respect. He was brave and
generous man; liberal In his charities
and willing helper to all in times Of
need. We realize that our camp has
lost one Of its substantial member 9
whose example we commend to all.
1t is further resolved that as a
token OF the esteem In which we hold
our beloved nelghbOr, Arthur d. God.
dard, the charter of our camp be
draped in mourning for period Of
sixty days; that these resolutions be
spread udon the records of our camp
dedicatlng whole page for the same
and that copy be furnished each Of
our city papers for publication, and
that copy Of the same be given to
his bereaved wife and children, the
ones who felt his loss most keenly.
To them we most sincerely extend
our heart felt sympathy and may they
gain consolation in the thought that
he awaits them In the land where
there Is everlasting life.
GEO. II. TUCKER.
W. II. BoUeHToN.
LYMAN MATTEsoN.
Committee on resolutions.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15
Logan.
MRS. Monk.

Several new pupils entered the
eighth grade this week.
Mrs. O'Brien the intermediate
teacher has gone to Hebron Nebraska,
sick.
Mrs. Reeder and children, Highland
and Leland, left for Kansas City Sun
day where she will join Mr.. Reeder
and 30 with him to Washington D. G.
Ara Hill son of D. D. Hill recently
of Plainview, will start for Denver
Colorado Wednesday, Jan. Il.
Rev, U. s. Brown expects to hold
special meetings uext week In the
Methodist church. He will be assist.
ed by the Rev. Winant.
The "Willing Workers" OF the NJ.
E. church will hold Corn Carnival IN
the Opera House, Friday Jan. l6.
A stray shot fred Jan. 2, entered
the Palace Cafe through the front
window. A piece of the flying glass
struck Mr. Zeigler. who was standing
behind the counter near the window,
In the back.
The G. G. G.. Club invited the boys
to Its netting at the home of Alpha
Hanson, the evening OF Jan. 10. A
very pleasant time was spent.
Walter White the city marshal was
injured by falling from his wagon
while helping unload a stove at Boyce
Wiltrout,s new residence.
Mr.. Stringfellow is selling out his
Notion store west of the Post Office.
He Is going to Norton. The Palace
Cafe will occupy the building when 1t
Is vacated.
Harry Reeder has gone to Manhat-
tan where he will attend Business
College.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15
COUNTY NEWS.
Nance.

Little Miss Knauber recently
celebrated birthday.
Robert Horn and son are with
brothers aud other relatives In Iowa.
Bessie Kinney and Mr.. Monk are
better.
Herman Shawlky buried an infant
last week.
Acquaintance are sorry to hear OF
Mr.. Hugh Taylor's death In far of
Siam.
Slippery roads caused the death of
a tine horse belonging to Mr.. Grunert.
Many hearts rejoice over the revivals
at Moody and Lone Tree school
houses. Five young people were i'm.
merSed Sunday by Deacon GesSiord OF
the Christian church. 1t was a noble
and important step toward heaven.
There is coal famine on the north
r. r.
MRS. Monk.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15

F. G. Hoppe accompanied biz
daughter Sophia to Salina last week
She will take a course In music.
Mrs. James Cunningham spent {
few days last week visiting hel
mother, Mrs, Portenier.
The young people of this vicinity
attended dance at Mr.. Tedrow's last
Thursday evening.
Rev. and Mrs. Hughes and daughter
Ruby spent Thursday evening at tn,
home OF Walter Babcock. q.
Mrs. Shoemaker is on the sick list
The U, NJ. s. met with Mrs A. Z
brennan Jan. 8. The society is pro
crossing nicely under the management
of Mrs. S. S. johnson.
Hannah and Sarah Rollins WHIT
have been home fora vacation return
ed to Manhattan last week.
Mr.. Tedrow Is having an addition
put on his house. Mr.. Garberson Il
doing the work.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. w. Roach are
mourning the loss Of their only child
Maggie May, who died Jan. 8, 1908
aged 10 days. She was laid to rest IL
the Pleasant Hill cemetry. Th,
many friends Of this young couple ex
tend their sympathy In their sad hou
OF bereavement. May the blessing o.
him who said, Suffer the children Il
come unto me-" rest upon them.
RAE.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15
Saturday and Sunday.

Everett Peugh and Clarence Brown
having finished husking corn for Me
Heritage, returned to their respective
homes Saturday.
John Lloyd of Speed was in this
locality one day last week.
Misses Bessie Bugart, Ethel Peugh
MIR. and Mrs. Chas. Nipps and Mr..
John Banks spent . very pleasant
evening with Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
Riley last Saturday evening.
Hand your items for the Dana
Literary Bell, to Floyd Howard or
Dell Lloyd.
Mrs. Chas. Nipps is visiting with
Pa and Ma Of Valley township this
week.
Dick Edwards who has been i'll for
the last month was In town for the
first time Monday.
Mrs. Frank Howard who has been
ON the sick list is much better at this
writing.
The store on east main street will
be remOdled into a hall and a dance
held in it in the near future.
Our Literary last Friday night was
the best In every respect that we have
had this winter. The house was
crowded and a good program was
rendered also a debate after which a
paper was read. Literary every Fri
day night hereafter.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15


Mrs. Ray Carl has been visiting at
Alma for few days.
Gilliad Bailey spent Sunday with
his best girl. He reports all's well at
Red Cloud.
Sen Rogers spent Sunday with his
family. He has charge of the B&M
sheds at Republican City.
J Rev. Housed, P. e. of the NJ. e.
church preached in the NJ. E. church
on Sunday evening.
BuShy Miskie and Everett Weed
have returned from Goodland.
Mr.. Curl who was visiting the
Weeds has returned to Lawrence.
DIR. Cole and brother have returned
to st Joseph. Doctor will finish his
course there in the spring.
Rev. Rogers and Cowman are hold
INK revival services at the M. E.
church.
Rev. Miller, Lutheran church, has
been under the weather for a few
days.
DR.. Bonnie Of Almena, was in town
on Friday. He came down for good
square meal.
Several parties recently, one at
Hays and another at Utter's.
Miss Sproul visited the school on
Tuesday.
Ed Page, ye handy man was in
town on Thursday.
Carl Brown has returned from the
west, fat as a pig.
Mrs, DIR. Brown has returned from
the st Joseph Hospital where she
went for an operation.
Rolly Peterson was caller on Sun.
day. l wonder who9
Mr.. Jamesoi the Burg was In town
for q few daysduring the week.
Mr.. Utter and family will live In
Philllpsburg for at least two years.
Mr.. Utter does not need any
introduction.
MeSsrs. Sprague, Davis and Thomas
were over on Thursday from Prairie
View.
Miss Thomas of Prairie View was
In town on Saturday.
Some careless young folks let a
stray % get Sam Atkins on the chin.
The ball was cut out by the doctors,
IL was q close call. The wonder Is
that SO few accidents happen.
Mr.. Poire is closing out his stock
preparing to moving.
Ray Hickey was In town on Friday.
He came to keep James straight.
Mrs. Weeks spent Sunday with her
mother near Phillipsburg.
Fred Morrell has gone to Kansas
City. viii probably go from there to
Oklahoma.
John Watson went to the Burg on
Saturday.
The wise man Is filling his Ice house.
1t is ripe.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15
The County Officers Banquet

Monday being the date for the
installation Of the new county
officials, according to a custom which
has been In vogue here for several
years the outgoing and incoming gave
a banquet to all the officers, their
deputies and the editors of the four
papers. This occurred at B. A. Bar.
ret'S restaurant and the menu con-
sisted of oysters served in the manner
In which each one perfered. You may
not realize how many servants the
county has, but this particular
occasion brought out over thirty,
editors included. or course nothing
but the best Of feeling prevailed, even
though all political parties were
represented. As one Of the officers
remarked 1t was time and place
where all could meet tremendously.
ToSay that the company was congenlal
and the occasion enjoyable Is putting
1t mildly. All the regrets that any
one seemed to have is that the change
only comes once in two years. Here's
where we first admit that we are
sorry we voted for the biennial elect
ion amendment
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15
Card of Thsnks,

We desire to express our sincere
thanks for the kind assistance and
sympathy extended to us during the
Sickness and burial ofOur beloved one.
MRS. CARRIE GODDARD,
and Relatives.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15

The Blue Front Restaurant Is now
In shape to give you q first class meal
for 20 cents, also pays special atten-
tion To lunches and short orders.
Baking In connection. We will be
pleased TO serve you. -Four doors
north Of First National Bank. Open
till IL o'clock at night.
B. A. BARRETT. Proprietor.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15
Dana.

Mr.. Ed Jones is on the sick list.
Miss Bessie Bogart returned to
school Friday.
Miss Ethel Peugh, Of Valley towr.
ship visited with Mrs. Chas. Nlpps
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-01-15
Long Island.

Our Spring weather has taken a bad
cold, snow, wind and coal famine.
Mr.. Wilson visited his home near
Stockton during this week. Mr..
Cooper took his place while away.
DR.. Culbertson is again on duty In
his office. He reports all we'll at
Emporia.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1903-03-19
Blends In History.

1t is certain that blond, long headed
men once played great role In history
for 1t was they who colonized Galatia
and brought home the treasures OF
Greece and Italy to Toulouse, whC
overthrow the Roman empire in the
west and won England from the Brit
ons 1t is equally certain that this phys
ieal type was once much more domi
nant and widely distributed than it is
now and that it is tending to die out
This is especially true of that pro
nounced form of blends which is dis
tinguished by red hair. Red haired
persons do not now constitute the ma
jority in any known tribe or nation.
but one authority sets forth grounds
for thinking that red hair was once
much more prevalent.
1t must have occurred, for instance,
among the Brahmans, since they were
forbidden by the laws of Manu- to
marry red haired women. There is no
doubt that blends and red haired per
sons are still encountered about the
Hindoo Kush, among the tribes from
whom the Brahmans are supposed to
have been immigrants. But obedience
to the law mentioned would, in the
course of time, annihilate the tendency
to their reproduction.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1903-03-19
The Habit of Decision.

The great thing In all education Ia
20 make our nervous system our ally
Instead of our enemy. 1t Is to fund
and capitalize our acquisitions and live
at ease upon the interest of the fund.
For this we must make automatic and
habitual as early as possible as many
useful actions as we can and guard
against the growing Into ways that
nre likely To be observation-disclosures TO
Us as We should guard against the
plague. The more of the details of
our daily life we can hand over to the
effortless custody of automatonism
the more of our higher powers of mind
will be set free for their own proper
work. There is no more miserable hu-
man being than one in whom nothing
IS habltual but INDIGESTION and for
whom the drinking of every cup, the
time of rising and going to bed every
day and the beginning of every bit Of
work are subjects of express yolitional
elaboration. Full half the time of
such Il man goes to the deciding or re-
GREETING of matters which ought to be
SO ingrained IN him as practically not
to exist for his consciousness at all
II there be such daily duties yet not
ingrained in any one of my readers
let him begin this very hour to set the
matter right.-From Psychology by
Professor William james.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1903-03-19
Origin of Earrings.

According to the Moslem creed the
reason why every Mohammedan lady
considers 1t her duty to wear earrings
is attributed to the following curious
legend: Sarah, tradition tells US, was
SO jealous of the preference shown by
Abraham for Hagar that she took a
solemn vow that she would give her
self no rest until she had mutilated the
fair face of her hated rival and bond
maid Abraham, who had knowledge
of bis wifes intention, did his utmost
to pacify his imbittered spouse, but
long in vain. At length, however, she
relented and decided to forego her plan
of revenge. But how was she to full
fill the terms of the VOW she had en-
tered into? After mature reflection
she saw her way out of the difficulty.
Instead of disfiguring the lovely fea-
lures of her bondmaid she contented
herself with boring a hole In each of
the rosy lobes of her ears.
The legend does not inform us wheth-
er Abraham afterward felt 1t incum-
bent upon him to mitigate the smart of
THESE lllllc NOuiiuS ny lut SllA VI u
costly pair of earrings or whether Ha-
gar procured the trinkets for herself.
The fact remains, however that the
Turkish women, all of whom wear
earrings from their seventh year, de-
rive the use of these jewels from Ha
gar, who is held in yeneration as the
mother of Ishmael, the founder Of their
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1903-03-19
Bankrupt'S Petition for Discharge.

In the matter of the partnership OF Stevens
x Jones and Jones Jones the individual CO.
partners ip which are Susie NJ. Jones. former
ly Susie NJ. stevens ana Edith r Jones. sud
they individually, Bankrupts in Bankruptcy.
70 the Hon. Clarence Hale, Judge of tde
District Court II the United states for The
District OF Maine.
susie NJ. Jones formerly Susie NJ stevens.
and Edith K. Jones, formerly co. partners iu
business under the arm name OF stevens \
Jones. and Jones y Jones aud they individa
ally of Norridgew OK in the County 81 -amer
set and state Of Maine. in said District. re-.
specially represents, that on the 2Sth asy q
1nne, last past, ihey were duly adjaE Era nAnk=
rupt under the Acts of Congress relating 10
bankruptcy; that they have duly >Hffend-
cred all their property and rights q property,
aud have fully complied with all the 70 HIre-
ments of said Acts and Of the orders - 4aart
touching their bankruptcy
Wherefore they pray, That they may be lie
creed by the court To have full discharge
from all debts proyahle against 'hfir estate
under said bankruptcy Acts except such
debts as are excepted by law izem such ais
charge.
Dated this SIN iay of August a D lao3
Joues \ Jones, alias Stevens 4 Jaue- susie
N Jones alias Susie 81 stevens. Edlth
X Jones Eankrnpts
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1903-03-19
Not nm ontIcnI- nInsion.

He was positive that he bumped his
head when he fell.
You see, it all happened just as l
stepped off the porch he said as be
rubbed the back of his thought reposi-
tory.
MY heel touched the corner of the
step, and was gone. l nearly fractured
my skull The stars doomed up like n
constellation. never saw stars as
plainly In my life"
Put papa'-his young son attempt
ed to interrupt, but the stern parent
would not permit it.
Don't contradict what / say, Frank,
because you know l am older than you
are" said the pater.
"But, papd"-
"Frank!"
"But, papa, 1 know you didn't bump
your head. And you didn't see stars
either. 1t was the ashes from your
pipe. | guess saw you"
And Frank was reprimanded for hav-
ing his ay.-Indianapolis News.