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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
1T FAILED DlsMALLY.

This Method Did Not Move the In
welcome Visitor.
The family was getting just little
tired of her, for she came so often and
stayed SO long, and was SO old and SO
deaf that every one had to shout loud
Ily.
At last the father in desperation
planned to go into sudden fit of tenn
per in the presence Of the obnoxious
caller in the hope of convincing her
that they were not pleasant people to
visit.
Accordingly, one evening, when he
returned from business and found tile
old lady present as usual. he began to
talk loudly and in an irritated voice.
Then, growing more excited, he
stamped about the room, growing more
excited, and finally ended by going out
and banging the door after him.
+ The visitor sat quietly during the
turmoil, and when the husband was
gone she turned to- the wife and said
consolingly:
How fortunate for you that was
here. But do not let his bad temper
brighten you, my dear. l will come
more frequently and stay with you
longer. ''-Cassell's Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
The J. P.'s Aqree.

staunton, Ark, Aug. 31st.-News
comes from Duff, Searcy Co., this
state, that Mr.. T. E. Reeves, a justice
OF the peace at that place, has writ
ten letter recommending Dodd's
Kidney Pills in which he says:
Il think Dodd's Kidney Pills can't
be beat for Kidney Trouble, and l
wish them every success"
The local ]. P. Mr.. E. B. Cox agrees
with his brother Justice on this point
for he says:
II had bad case of Kidney Trou-
BILE and was not able to do a days
work without great distress. l bought
six boxes Of Dodd's Kidney Pills and
after had used three boxes was all
right. am as we'll as ever and |
cannot praise Dodd's Kidney Pills too
highly.
Il have given the other three boxes
to some friends of mine who had
found out what it was that had cured
me so satisfactorily and quickly and
they all speak highly of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills"
No one disputes this unanimous
verdict.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
Notice Worth liekdinu.

Noelee Worth Heedin0. M II IN
- d. Reynolds, the commissioner Of
Health for Chicago, is sending out the
following notice, which is being
posted ut all stations ! which milk
Tor Chicago is being shipped: milk
cans must be clean inside and out.
No matter how clean q can looks, be
fore using It should be washed with
soap suds, rinsed with clean water
and then scalded. Milk shipped in
dirty cans is liable to connscation.' =
The no.ice is not meant to merely
scare people into being clean. 1t has
already been backed up by acts, and
In Q number of cases milk arriving at
the Chicago depots has been seized
and poured into the sewers. This
should be the fate Of all dirty milk.
Just as long as the consumers will
buy and use dirty milk there are men
tnat will make milk in an uncleanly
manner and deliver it in. dirty cans.
A man that will use dirty can in the
delivery of milk is altogether likely
to be careless in its production, while
the man that is scrupulously clean
about the delivery of milk is very
likely to be equally clean in his
methods Of production. The Chicago
officer that pours a can Of dirty milk
into the gutter is doing service to
the consumer and to the clearly pro
Queer of milk in the country.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
A Loss to pairyina.

- .SSo ~
We are sorry to learn that Professor
D. H. Otis Of the Kansas Agricultural
College has resigned his position
there to accept better-paying one
as manager Of a ranch at Oswego,
Kansas. His salary there is to be
$4,000 per annum, with free house
rent and several other things thrown
IN. A few of our colleges are paying
exceedingly low salaries and are un-
able to hold any man that proves him.
self of value. A number of our COL
leges are paying fair salaries and are
holding their expert agriculturists,
but others do not seem to realize the
value of live man like Professor
Otis. During the last two years we
have seen quite number of men
leave their positions with colleges and
go into commercial life, because in
their former positions they could not
make a living. We are not suggest
ing that high salaries be paid, but
that fair salaries be the order of the
day In our agricultural colleges and
experiment stations. We cannot at
ford to lose men like Professor Otis.
We doubt if this gentleman is permit
ted to remain very long on the ranch.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
Kerosene on Pools.


The Inhabitants of some parts of
rural New Jersey heard that the best
way to get rid of mosquitoes was to
put kerosene on all the pools and
ponds. Some of them were SO jealous
in the movement that they kerosened
the ponds in the cow pastures. One
cow feeding in such pasture died
in great agony and post-mortem ex-
animation was held over her. Her
stomach revealed the cause Of her
death, which was kerosene. The farm
er examined his pasture and found
the water covered with the deadly oil.
The other cows were taken from the
pasture before they had time to drink
of the water. This should act as a
vaution to the people engaged in the
iaudable work Of mosquito destruc-
ton. Water that animals are likely
to drink should never he made the
subject of this treatment. We think
the farmers living near towns and vii
lagos will have to be more and more
on the lookout for this treatment of
their pastures, especially if the said
pastures happen to have in them
stagnant pools Of water.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
Breaking It Gently.

This is true account of one per-
sons idea of breaking the news gen.
tly." The cook, whose home was off
In the country, appeared before "the
powers above" with letter in her
hand.
"Pll have to go home for a couple
OF days, num-" she said. "My cousin
Just written me-" and she handed over
the crumpled bit of paper with an au-
dible sniff.
Dear Mary" it ran, "you had bet.
ter come home at once; your father is
very Sick" and it continued with many
particulars of the illness.
At the end was postscript, which,
like the old joke of woman's P. S.,
had the pith of the matter.
$50 long as you'll be driving up
from the village you may as we'll bring
the undertaken along with you in the
wagon.-New York Sun.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
a NEW ROUTE.
The Road to MELVILLE.

The Road to MELVILLE. ii
It is by change of diet that one can
get fairly on the road to health after
years Of sickness, for most i'll health
comes from improper feeding.
What boon it is to shake of cof-
fee sickness and nervous headaches
as some can If determined.
One woman accomplished It in this
way: "a few years ago suffered
terribly from sick and nervous head
aches being frequently confined to my
bed two or three days at q time, the
attacks coming on from one to four
times II every month. tried
medicines of all kinds but could
get no relief until my parents finally
persuaded me to quit the use Of
coffee all together and try Postum
Food Coffee. It had come to a point
where was 90 utterly miserable
that i was willing to make any reas-
+ enable trial. 5s 81
A person couldn't believe what fol.
lowed but the results speak for them
selves: that was two and . half years
ago and I have never tasted coffee
\ since. 4 use Postum not only for Its
delicious flavor but more for the good
{ 1t has done me. All or my troubles
disappeared as Il BY magic and I have
for the past two years been doing all
the work for my family Of six. I
seldom have even 4 slight adache
and / would not give up my Postum
/ and go back to coffee now unless L
deliberately intended to- commit sui
eide. III s 81
SS5s|i VI u nv neighbors Il seems to me-
now use Postum m place of coffee and
some of them have been doing Is for,s
several yeSrs nth splendid re-
suits roIa ths nth point of View
Eames giyen Az stun CO. BattlsE
Creek n 81
Look in each III cls ! = forS = copy q.
gtbs famous it'll . II hss Road toI
sSellyills. q n III 81 {!
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
!; More Than lAis share.

Terance Ut lusty good -naturea 1rish-
man. was one Of Z number ot Worlsnen
\ employed IN erecting = new bull ding.
The owner q the build /. mo knew
/ him. said to him one day: II
u err. didn't You, tell me once that
IL brother q yours q ! bishop Z" ss$
y ~, sor.'.. ~ 355.
And you are y hodcarrier! The
good things Of this life re not equally
divided. are they, Terry" ,SiS
No, sor, Il rejoined Terence, shout
dering his bod and starting up the
ladder; with II. Poor felly! He
couldn't do this to save his loife. - -
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
500 Reward s1Oo

The readers Of this paDer viii he pleased to learn
that there at least dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure in all Its stages and that
Catarrh. Halls Catsrrh Cure is the only positive
being constitutional disease, requires q constitu.
tona! treatment: Halls Catarrh Cure is taken 10.
ternally, acting directly upon tho blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength BY building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing its work. The proprfetors have 80
much faith in its curative powers. that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for that it fails to
Send for list Of testimonials.
Address F. J. CHENEY e. CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
PATENrs.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week to

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern inventors.
William Baker, Minneapolis, MINI,
treating coffee; Martin Barke, Fergus
Falls, Mimi, FIRE escape; William
Dynes, Owatonna, Mimi. double disk
drill; John Junkin, Grafton, N. D., pis-
ton; James Pierce, Owatonna. Mimi,
single disk drill: William Spiliane,
Red Lake Falls. Mimi. car door;
Frank VALIDITY. Pine City. MINI, wash
ing machine.
Lothrop & Johnson. patent lawyers sll
and 912 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
Dark Rrahmas.

From Farmers Review: In breed
ing dark Brahmas I use the single
mating system exclusively. found
it rather hard at first to get good
males and females from the same
mating, but think have at last sue
ceeded. The young birds are sturdy
little fellows and begin to scratch and
kick almost as soon as Matched.
lose very few from bowel trouble OF
other causes. The Brahmas need to
be some older than most breeds be-
fore they lay, but when they do lay
they average an egg about six days
out Of seven. Matched in spring they
will lay about the first year, and their
eggs are a good size. Two things
which endear my Brahmas to me are
their beauty and their aptitude for be
coming pets. MY birds are very much
admired and my friends think It al.
most wonderful that the chicks will
eat out Of my hand, answer to a
name and even get in my lap to be
petted like q kitten. AS they grow
older they are more dignifed, but
they are never scary, like some other
breeds. For the man orsWoman who
wants 4 few thoroughbred fowls and
has only q city. lot II don't know OF a
better bred. They are easily kept in
with 9 low fence and do very nicely
when confined. + find they are not a
lazy bird, as Is often said Of the large
breeds. but that they like nothing bet.
ter than to scratch and work Tor their
feed, when given to them In litter. i
would not feed them mash more than
twice = week. Consid ering the sue.
cess I have had Ia competition and
the pleasure and profits Isiderive from
my birds u home I have every reason
ia be pleased With them, and IS an Is
sure when their rood quail ities ars sbet.
ter known they viii sbe more extern.
1siysly bred 81 TIE west than they are
III pfesent Joseph ino Grinith.
IKenosha County Wisconsin.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

No other systemic catarrh remedy has as
yet been devised. Insist upon having Pc
runa. There are no medicines that can be
substituted.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac-
tory results from the use of Peruna, write
at once to DR.. Hartman. giving full state
ment of your case and he will be pleased to
give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, Ohio.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
&1.OO BIG BOO-POUND steel,
NJ RANGE OFFER. 81

y u you can use the best big bOOpound eteel
range madein the world. and arc willing to have
1t placed tny0ur own home on three months free
trial, Just cut this notice out and send to SRARs
tfoEBUCK. u Co, Chicago, and you will receive
free by return mail big picture OF the steel
range and many other cooking and heating
etoves.you will also receive the most wonder.
the best steel range or heating stove IN the
homeof any family. such an offer that no family
In the land. no matter what their circumstances
without the best cooking OF heating stove made.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
Along Felt Want.

: He-I understand some brands Of
dour are "self-raising."
She-Of course. Didn't you ever
hear of that before?
He-No. was thinking how nice
1t would be if they'd only invent self
raising coal, that would get into the
scuttle and come out Of the cellar
dtself.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
Educational Idea.

"Have you heard the latest educa-
tional item?" asked Biggs.
NO." replied Wigs, what is it,"
"They have just decided" said
Biggs, Ito rewrite the primer in words
Of Eve syllables for Boston children. -
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
Profane History.

Miss Goode-You should try to
break yourself of the habit of swear
ing, my little man.
Jimmy-Wot? After all the trouble
I've gone to to learn it?-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

The pink of propriety is sometimes
exemplified by a maiden's blush.
Smart Set.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
! Easily R,e,nredled.

Mrs. Jaggsby (tearfully) You have
b-broken the p-promise you m-made
me! e. t,8.
Jaggsby New (hic) mind, m'dear.
I'll (hico make you 'nuzzer one-Chi.
cago News.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

covery. spent hundreds of dollars in
medicine which did me no good. l was
persuaded by a friend to try Peruna. I
took it two weeks without much improve
ment. but kept on with it and soon began
to get we'll and strong very fast. Within
two months was cured. and have been
we'll ever since. am strong advocate of
Peruna. &C. Hershman.
Peruna cures catarrh of the kidneys,
liver and other pelvic organs. simply be-
cause it cures catarrh wherever located.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

1do not believe Plso.s Cure for consump.,o,
has an equal for coughs AID colds.-JoaN 3
BoYRR, Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. IS. 1900
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
The UNIVERSITY OF N0TRE dame
ST. MARY'S ACADEMY
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

Most beautifully and beautifully located. Conducted
BY the Sisters of the Holy Cross Chartered 1856 En-
aSyng astioa.i patronage. ThereuSh Engish,
vanced Chemistry and Pharmacy. Regular Col
legiate Degrees. Preparatory Department trains
pupils for regular, special or collegiate courses.
Physical laboratory well equipped.
The Conservatory Of Music IL conducted on plans
modelled after leading Art Schools. Hinim Depart
msHr dor children under twelve years Physical
Normal School of Physical Training
The best modern educational advantages for fitting
young women for lives Of usefulness The constant
erection of additional nne buildings with latest
Hygientc equipments. 1oderats cost. New school
For catalogue and special Information apply to
The Directress Of ST. MARY'S ACADEMY.
Notre Dame, indiana.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

Don't get discouraged. Even to the
oyster there comes an opening when
least expected.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

II marriage is lottery, it's up to
the government to exclude love let.
tiers from the mails.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
GOOD HoMEs-GooD HOMES
1850 ACRES

OF land twenty miles south of Winnipeg, two
and half miles from four different railroad stations.
A Tsn esk sa River Valley SOIL level and
terms: VIII sell all together in quarter sections.
One n'c"" near this sold fr 1850. another for a10
H.G.oTIS, Owner, Fargo, North Dakota
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

hst days use OF DR.. Klines Great Nerve Restor
e. Send for FIR EE %. 90 trial bottle and treatise
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

Wisdom follows in the wake Of en-
perience. but doesn't always catch up.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
2.240 ACRE REp R!yER VALLEY NORTH

from main line of Northern Pacific. All under
cultivation but 800 acres. 2l0 fenced. Ravine
runs through pasture. Rich black loan soil over
clay subsoil. Elegant new house, cost @ OO0 other
buildings fair. Artesan well. Reason for selling,
made enough money out of this farm last the rest
Of natural life Price, per acre. $24 so. Terms very
easy. F. F. LINCOLN, FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES are
fast to light and washing. 3
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

Stops the Cough and
Works ON the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets PRICE,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

II .The NH fis / ppiie d sbtoxh
2to Tx tang % 4 y under tha IN
ma NJ III bf 4 I y chsd tpn thspi.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

Hrs. winslow's soothing Syrup
For children teeth,ng, softens the gums, reduces 10
Examination, aays pain, cures wind collie. CSC bottla
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

gs equire NITRIC enops
|nuTes. y
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

All waves are more OF less danger
GUS, and the waves. Of a pretty girls
handkerchief are usually more.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11
cATARRH DESTROYS The KIDNEYS
Was, Miserable --Coud Not Stand Up Or WaIk---
Pe-ru-na Cured
! Many Person. Have
:, Catarrh and Don't
Know II.
Know II.

Mr.. James M. Powell, 633
Troost street. Kansas City.
Mo-, Vice Grand of /. o.
o. F.. of Cherryville. Kans..
writes:
"Abouf four years ago I
suffered with q severe ca
farrh Of the bladder. which
caused continued Irritation
and pain. Twas miserable
and could not stand up or
walk for any length of
time without extreme
weariness and pain. Ibe.
gan taking Peruna and II
greatly relieved me. and In
eleven weeks I was COM
plefe!y cured and felt like
q new man. ''--Lames NJ.
Powell.
Hundreds Of Dollars Spent in
Vain.
Mr.. Cyrus Hersh m an.
Sheridan. Ind. writes:
Two years ago I was a
sick man. Catarrh had set
tied in the pelvic organs.
making. life a burden and
giving me little hope of re-
covery. / spent hundreds O
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-09-11

You can save from So to SIS yearly BY
wearing w. L. Douglas $3.50 or So shoes.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-06-30
Kins--T oncpah.

The 0 meara-Lynch company, who
owns the King-Tonopah mine. have
ordered a thirty-ton Kinkead Mill and
expect to have is set upon their prop
erty and in operation within the next
sixty days. Breaking of ground for
the foundation will begin at once and
everything will be in readiness for the
reception Of the mill on its arrival
from Virginia City where the castings
will be made Crosscutting is now
being pushed in the main shaft of the
King at a depth Of 500 feet and it is
expected that the shaft will be cut
within the next few days. The King
Tonopah possesses one of the best
and strongest lodges opened up in the
district. The ore is not Of the ship
ping character, but contains values
high enough to make the mine a gooC
divident payer if the ore is milled a
| home-BonanZa.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-06-30

INTERESTING NEWS
FROM OVER THE STATE
Items Cleaned from the Exchange
In Trouble.

Alex Shields, of Hamilton came in
yesterday with Mike Ahearn, who was
bound over at the preliminary hearing
at that place Tuesday to await the
action of the grand jury for attempt
to murder VIM. Matson at the Sixmile
house the day previous
1t appears that for some time past
there has been bad blood between the
parties over dispute of some debt
and the disappearance of a horse;
Mike claiming that Matson owed him
some money and had taken the horse
Or was instrumental in its disappear
ance A heated argument ensued over
this matter which finally terminated
in Mike going into the house and com
ing out with a rifle, which he pointed
at Matson the latter knocked the
gun up just as Mike pulled The trigger
which fortunately snapped. An exami
! nation of the gun afterward showed
/ the magazine to contain eight forty
four calibre cartridges. Mike is now ou
on 81 600 bond.-White Pine News.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-06-30
Pau. Lane Severely Hurt.

Paul Lane, son of c. D. Lane, the
millionaire mine owner. met with
serious accident in Pine Valley We'd
nesday He was rounding up wild hor-
ses and had lassoed one larger and
heavier than the horse he was rid
ing. The lassoed horse made lunge
and jerked Lane sideways from his
horse Lane struck the ground head
first and was unconscious when pick
ed up. DR.. Hood was summoned from
Elko to attend to the injured man.
He found Lane unconscious and he
was still unconscious when the doe
tor left. From Edgar Sadler who
came in yesterday we learned that
Mr.. Lane regained consciousness for
{ two or three minutes Thursday and
| lapsed into Inconsistencies again and
was still in the same condition when
he eft-Independent.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-06-30
ANNUAL STATEMENT

OF the Hoo Life Insurance Com
pany of New York. for the year
lending Dec. 81, 1902:
In the State Of New York, on the 31st
day Of December, A. D. 1902, and
for the year ending on that day;
made !. : the Insurance Commission
er Of TIE State Of California, pur-
suant to the requirements Of Section
613 Of the Political Code OF said
State.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-06-30
New Trains.

The Reno passenger trains No. 13
and IA put into service by the South
ern Pacific on April 5th willbeappre-
ciated by the travelling public. Train
No. Is will leave Reno daily at 8 p. m,
Trucl1ee at $50 p. NJ, arrive at Sacra
mento at a. m. arrive at Oakland
1904 a. m. and San Francisco SIS a.
IN.
Train No. IA will leave San Fran,
cisco daily at p. M, leave Oakland
10th street at TAI. Sacramento at
HOS p. M, Truckee $50 a. M, arriy-
ing at Reno at $50 a. m.
Each of these trains will be equip
ped with first class sleeping cars and
coaches. LOGAN passengers between
San Francisco and Reno should use
the Reno passenger trains.
Train No. 6 leaving San Francisco
ct & p. m. will have first class sleeping
anu dining cars but nc coaches.
General ticket Office at San Fran
cisco is located at 613 Market street.