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The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

Doctor-There is one thing more. Your
wife must not speak another word to-day
| Tell her that. Patient Husband-W-woud
| you mind telling her yourself?
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

The woman who picks out husband
because he is IA good dancer" said the
breakfast cynic. lis on par with the man
who picks out a wife because she can
make fudge"
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

Ingratitude makes man look like a
dollar minus 80 cents.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

II Cannot Sing the Old Songs" warbled
the young woman at the piano. But this
was small relief. for the new ones she
sang We're even worse.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

II you want creamery prices do as
the creameries do, use JUNE TINT
BUTTER COLOR.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

The secret of the popularity of Baxter,
"Bulihead' scent cigar is revealed in on,
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

The man with long hair Is not neces-
sarily musical genius: he may be a foot
bail player.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

Slm-What do you think of our new
tenor singW? Trim-Oh. he's bowling
SuCCeSs.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children tecthng sOftens the gums reduces In
sllsys pain cures wind collie. 2so abosts
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

All Up to Date Housekeepers
use Defiance Cold Water Starch, becauss n
is better, and OF. more Of 1t for same
money.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

Where there's much smoke there's like
ly 10 be Il lot of soft coal.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

When thing is worthless how can Il
be worth less?
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

Listen to what your friends say of 9TH
ers II you would know what they say of
you.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

A smile of satisfaction goes with one of
Baxter's .Bullhead" 5-cent cigars.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

Do Your Clothes Look yellow?
Then use Defiance Starch. 1t viii kss
thsm white-16 OF. for 10 cents.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

Stops the Cough and
Works on the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price Csc.
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

lam sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ugo.-Mrs. THos. ROBBINS.
Asplo Street. Norwich. N. Y, Feb. II, 1900
The Dolores star., 1903-12-11

Smoke Baxter's ..Bullhead" scent cigar.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

Report has il that.the ear ring,
which has been neglected for some
years past, will h-come popular
again in the near future. The or.
nament, which is relic of barbar,
ism, was responsible for the dishg.
ure.nent Of many women at the
time heavy jewelry was in vogue
Today the ear ring IL conSldered
bad taste by Intelligent members
of the gentler sex 4 we'll shaped
ear needs no adornment, and an
ornament in a homely ear only at,
tracts attention to defect in per-
sonal beauty, Ifwomen intend to
pierce their little daughters ears
and to again take up with tn"
abomiusble ear ring, they might So
u step further aud wear a nose ring,
-Ex.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Raad the Market News In The
Oregon Daily Journal.

Nothing is omitted which concerns the
interest of buyers and sellers in the
live stock. grain. provisions, produce
and financial markets--the quotations
are comprehensive, and are IN every
way reliable.
The Journal in addition carries every
day full and truthful report" Of the
worlds news and presents many special
FEATURES of deep interest to the average
reader. The Journals wnman's page
the illustrated sporting news page, jour
nal stories, and comic pages and other
good things make it very popular tam
ily newspaper. clean and bright from A
to q wear i'll and year ont.
Daily, on" wear by mail, onlv "a; six
months 81 2j; three months 81 25
Semi weekly .l04 issuPs, ,One year 81 so
Weekly $l.00 The Weekly and Semi
Week ly contain the market news and
the same fPatnres Of the Daily.
Address The JOURNAL. Portland, Oregon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
The Vagarles of Destiny.
tcommunicatedl

Icommunicssedl
There are, perhaps, no other words in
the whole vocabulary Of any aud all
languages whose meaning 80 deeply Goa
cern The entire human family as tAge'
tour: eptotsunitys luck, success and
destiny. just stop moment and con-
alder for q moment what an important
message each OF these words conveys to
every individual. Metaphnrically
speaking, each one has world OF mean,
ing.
Opportunity knocks at least once st
every ones door and whether we heed
or ignore its call decides, in measure,
our destiny. We all have an Unborn de-
sire to succeed in life. Can we do 50 by
allowing an opportunity to pass nnhee,i-
ed? Will such thing as 'iuck" bring
about the great desire of our life AMI ill
in the gap made by our hesitsting toe
long when opportunity called?
Long before the tower Of Babel caused
the human race to scatter over the face
of the earth it is probable controversies
were carried on over the question wheth,
er "luck" has anything TO do with the
happening OF events. The discussion is
carried on in all languages even more
actively today by men and women the
world over. Those who deny the exist.
ence OF chance" can make ont strong
case in favor OF the belief that there is a
cause for everything, that nothing really
happens by chance. They overlook
the fact, however. that so far as any in
dividusl is concerned many things hap
pen by chance" and it il these things
beyond the control OF the individual
whom they affect. which are called
"good luck" or bad luck" according to
the way in which they affect him.
Sometimes very remote Influences OF
which We mag know nothing affect our
welfare. They pursue perfectly natu.
tAt ohu PFktNAd NObsSCy NhlS 6hCtCtbC,
cannot be claEsed as chance happenings,
and yet they determine the ''lu OK 81
good or bad, of individuals.
An eminent business mau owes, in a
large measure. his good fnkfnhe to an
accident that happened ia the Alps be-
fore he was born. A young man travel
ing for pleasure saved the life Of q young
woman who hal slipped upon the rocks.
The chance arqnaintSnce developed into
II love affair and the couple. having,
married, came TO America. The Wife's
modest fortune founded large business
house, to which came a small errand
boy, who. after years Of faithful service,
wae taken into the firm. II there had
been no accident the other events would
not have followed. at least it is not like
ly that they would have followed in the
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

ELANNELErTES, ALL CoLoRS,
IS cent quSlity at l2,S cents,
l2ts cent quality at l0c,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

The srraud hov who rose to he big
merchant would ,louhtles have flourish
ci in so0e way, making good man oi
himself, and perhSps fortune, hut he
would not have had ss plain sailing 1.-THE
had not found business opportunity
ready msde aud wide open awaiting
him--and an appreeiativeemp'oye' Tnss
constituted his good luck" but "lucE"
was not the only fsrtor in his rapid ad'
vancemsnt and prosperous career. He
MAS capable and deserving, and herein
lies the only nseful lesson in discussions
about good and bad luck" IL is not
enough to be lucky" as the saying
goes; one must slso. be capable OF taking
advantage OF "tortuue" chance when
it is presented. The man who is ready
is the one who transforms 'chance"
opportunity into what may be called
good luck" There are Things beyond
any mans contrul which affect his ca
reer aud destiny fav0rahly Or adversely,
but within his control are other things
with which he may compel ClTcnmstan-
ces. He can, for example, educate and
brain himself for a high position; be
can establish reputation for zeal and
property which will suggest his name
to the appointing power when such p0-
si,ions are to he filed. lie can culti-
vate self control 50 that he may neither
be Spoiled by good luck nor overcome by
bad In short every msn has eonlr"
of some of the factors that, combined
with others, make his life Il success or Il
failure. lie is both lucky and deserving
when opportunities tit in with character
and ability so as to help him to come de-
gree of success. tie is ''undescrVing"
not "unlucky" When the occasion tinds
him unprepared to make use OF good
fortune.
The existence of such thing as''luck "
-goOd or bA,i may lie recognized with
out in'pairing in the least our ohllgatlUn
to attend carefully to all the factors thai
make for success in life and that are
within our control. We should be ready
at all times to take advantage Of that
tide in the affairs of men which taken
at its fool leads on to fortune"
W. +. ALLEN.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
TIE CONOON CLOBE.
7Hg TAxL4H.

The Troublesome tax Law which
Is making necessary a special SEES
son Of the Oregon legislature and
ei,taiiiiiiii,Sg ,taiiiiiiii,Sg Il heavy expense Oh the
lax payers of the state is one OF
great Importance to all the people
and il is 10 he hoped that the law
makers will give the subjct care
ful attention before they inlet an
other similar law on long suffer
ing public. The collection oftaxes
is one ofthe necessary requirements
of civilized community and the
thing of greatest Importance TO be
considered when making laws along
this line Is to know that they are
,inst; that they will require every
man 10 pay a jnst proportion of the
expense of government the share
oF each one being based on the
amount Of property he may possess.
II isa notorious fact that under
former tax laws this requirement
has never been fulfilled. There
has been scarcely a pretense that
tax assessments in Oregon have
been just. The men of large means
in many cases have not paid one
third of their share of the tax es
aud the practice which has been
almost universally followed in Civ
ing in property to the assessor not
only works a hardship on the small
property owner but actually puts
premium on falsehood and perjury.
The cause Of this may be found in
the senseless practice of giving in
property to the assessor at about
one-fourth or one-fifth of its value.
1t is q common custom and one
which cannot but lead to grave alb
uses.
While the Phelps law is being
patched up at the special session it
should be the aim Of the legisla-
tors to make it as nearly perfect
as possible and we desire to sug-
gest two changes which it-seems
would be decided improvements
over the old method. First: Assess
all property at its true cash value
and second: Require the assessment
roll to be published in the county
newspapers before the annual
meeting of the county Board of
Equalization. Ifsuch a list was
published each year every man
would know just how much proper
ty his neighbor gave in and there
can be no question that such pub
licity would act as powerful check
on the professional tax dodgers and
other grafters and it would be well
for the Oregon legislature to give
this phase of the tax question their
earnest consideration at the coming
session. If our law makers can
succeed in framing law tina: will
make the millionaire pay taxes in
the same proportion that the poor
man does the special session will
not have been held iy vain.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
From Portland to The DaIIes.

From Portland to The DaIIes.
Steamers: "Baily Gatzert," ""Dalles
City," Regulator" "Metlako,"
Steamers leave Portland and The
Dalles daily Except Sunday at 7
a. H., connecting at Lyle, Wash,
with G r. Il n. Ry. Co. for Daley,
Centerville, Goldendale and all
Klickitat Valley points.
Steamer "Bailey Gatzert" leaves
Portland 7 a. III. Tuesdays, Thurs
days, Saturdays, TheDalles 7 a. IN
Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays.
Until further notice round trip tick
cts Soc to any landing betweenThe
Dalles and Portland on strs. Baily
Gatzert and Dalles City.
Excellent meals served on all
steamers. Fine Accommodations for
teams and wagons.
Call on or address
H. G. CAMPBELL, Manager,
A W. Zimmerman Portland, Or.
Agent, The Dalles, Or.
STAGE TIME TABLE.
Stages will arrive at and depart
from Condor on the following
schedule.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
NATIONAL AID FOR GOOD
ROADS.

Mr.. W. Pierpont White,o Utica,
New York, observes trutfully that
there is no difference in the princi-
pie of granting national aid in the
construction of improved highways
to transport millions of tons of
farm produce to the railroads, than
in the principle of granting nation
al credit and millions of acres of
land to the railroads when this ma
tion backed the enterprise ofbuild-
ing the Union Pacific.
There is no doubt of the fairness
of the provisions of the Brownslow
bill providing national aid in
road building. Only $2O,0O0,OOO
is asked Of the government which
the advocates of the bill declare in
no way represents the portion due
the agricultural interests of the
country for road improvement.
Speaking of the fairness of this
bill Mr.. White says:
1.-The 5000 sought to be
appropriated by this bill will call
for $20,000,000 more on account of
the states and counties using the
money, making a total expenditure
of $40,O00.000, capable of building
5000 miles of highway in the ma
tion. If the amount for road i'm
provement were larger than this on
the first appropriation, the result
would be faulty construction.
through inexperience on the part
of the road builders. We have
road builders in some states. This
country has not yet developed a
Mr.. McAdam or a Mr.. Telford.
Road building is an art acquired
by experience only, and too much
money easily possessed by an ener-
getic, honest, but inexperienced
road builder will not bring you the
best results. Wisdom suggests that
the first appropriations be small so
that errors which may be made in
construction will not be made on q
great portion Of the roads to be
biildby tho nAti1a ut national ex-
psnae.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
S9i42
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the under
signed has been. by the County Court
of the State Of Oregon for Gillian Coun-
ty, appointed the administrative of the
estate Of Jesse w. Nve deceased.
All persons having claims against said
estate will present the same to me duly
verified at the office Of Hendricks &
Bowerman, Condor Oregon, within six
months from the date of the first publi. &.
cation OF this notice. Dated Nov. Is, 1903.
ELIZABETH D. Marks.
Administratrix of the estate Of Jesse w.
Nye deceased.
Hendricks & Bnwermsn attorneys for
estate. Date of first puication Nov 10,
1903.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

When in need of fence poets give the
Lost Valley Lnmber Co. a call. They
have 20, 900 tirst-class FIR and tsmaracK
posts for sale. If
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Estray Notice.

We have taken up at our ranch near
Ajax one past four-year OLD brown gelt.
ing, weight about 100 branded bart-)
nn left stihe Was taken up about the
middle Of last May. Owner should
come forward prove property and pay
charges or the animal will be sold &C.
cording to law.
MMEY Bros.
S9i42 Ajax, Ore
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Throshlng outfits for Sale.
BAPTIST CHURCH SERVICES.

Preaching services on the First. Third
and Fourth Sundays Of the monih at II
A, N, and 3 +, NJ.
Pastor holds service at Mayvillc tho
Second Sunday In each month.
Sunday School, 10 o'clock every
sunday morning. Prayer meeting,
Thursday evenings At 3 o'clock.
Every boiy cordially invited 10 attend
these services. F. G, flowERs, Pastor
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
STOCK REDUCTION SALE FOR Cash
HAVE ae9aaE sAealEeg
FALL DRESS FABRICS

Sackings, prnnellps, zihoHnes Chevnits,
Granites, Mohairs aud SrrRes
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

We have n line vi Dress Gnnis snitahle
r ehildIen's school dresses which W.
will close out at l2s to l5cents,
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-22

square TO North Main street: through
Steeple street across Exchange place,
past the city hall where the parade was
reviewed by Governor Garvin and his
stan. a ting Mayor. Alderman Cushing
and members OF the city council: thence
up Westminster 20 the Doyle monument.
counter-marching down Weybo~set. street
TO Westminster. through Dyer stree& TO
the boats for Crescent park
Tho occasion is the celebration OF AL
fredian day and when the body reaches
the rark all sorts OF games will be IN
duiged In There will be rs events I'm the
way OF a field day including foot races
jumping contests and many special races
calculated 90 produce fun and mirth. In
addition 20 this there will be Maypole
and character dances under the direct
supervision OF Miss NJ A. Donovan. and
several other varit'es OF the pleasure
The body as ~ paraded was arranged as
follows:
AZ the head Of the lne marched Chief
Marshal. George Roberts followed by
aids w " Draper. Frank King. platoon
OF police. Banda Nspon q r Caponi.
lcaaer: carriages containing the mem.
bers Of the supreme executive council.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-22
TO
AERONAUT
CRITCHNER

An exciting incident occurred at the
sale OF house lots at Hygeia park. Edge
wood. yesterday afternoon. and u T.
miraculous that the injured young man.
Robert critchner. 10 years Of age did
not lose hls life. lie Il an assistant 10
Professor Kabrich OF Binghsmpton, y.
y. and both were hired by Alonzo z.
Flint. manager Of the park 10 make daily
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-22

balloon ascensions and parachute leaps
in conjunction. with other features of
the sale.
In the absence OF Professor Ksorich'
the ascent was made In hot air balloon
by Aeronaut Critcher and he performed
acrobstlc feats on a trapeze I'm mid
After reaching a height OF nearly hai
mile he started 20 descend. I'm his down
ward course hc struck on the top OF one
of the houses in Edgcwood and rolled
from the roof. but his fall was broken
by an awning and the only injury sus-
taincd was "a dislocated right shoulder
After recovering his equilibrium the
aeronaut. according TO his usual custom.
walked back TO the place from which he
. had made tho ascent. and then as his
shoulder was giving him considerable
! pain ~ was conveyed 90 the Rhode ISL
and hospital IN a buggy
/ In addition 90 the balloon features yes
terday Masten e. Wells of Boston set 81
some day fireworks that pleased the
/ crowd
The sale was continued this afternoon
| and into the early evening with gener
J Gus distribution Of silver presents.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-08-22
ALFREDiANS
HOLD THEIR
Field DAY

This morning about . O'clock. the mem
hers OF the Alfredian society began to
gather In the vicinity OF Market square
I'm preparation for parade through the
cltv before embarking on one OF the
Providence Fall River an1 newport
Steamboat company's boats TOT 'resceh'
Park -
The formation was on South Water
street. near chamber OF commerce; from
there the march was through Market
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mebreren Yerionen auf Die S4leim=
buut Der Rafe pber auf bic 8inbe6dut
bes Quges. Bel brei perIOnen, Die
ME in ibrem 2eben an 6eufieber ges
litten butten, 3eigte fid teine Wirfnng,
bret anbere, bic bon 9eufieber regelz
mdbig beimgefu6t puroen, 5eigten
8runtbeits ; GrI6einungen, Die p0uig
benen oes Seufiebers entIpra6en.
Bios me6dnii4e Ginptrtungen pOer
Die @inutbmung rei8enber 0dmpfe
batten oagegen teinen @influB. I'm
ter ben perT6ieoenen @~etreibeurten
ipuren numentlid Die 9o1ent0rner beS
RoggenS pirtfam, unb es geIang, nit
ibnen uu9 ouBerbalb Der 9eufieber=
Periobe Die 8rantbeitsz grIdeinungen
6erbpr3urufen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-07-26
Gin 8crlincr Original.

9u ben alien 8erIiner Srtginalen
qe60rte Gerf, Der ebemolige 9irettor
Oe8 a0nigItGotiI8en Sbeaters, ba5
am IleranberplaBe lag unb ii6 in
ben ~8tpanSiger Su6ren zines groBen
Rufes erfreute. DIS 6rieOri4 Gerf
bas Sbeater iibernabm, mar Is be-
reits i'm Nieoergon9e, er bra4te es
pieber in bic 90be, gum Sbeil our4
feinen unerf90pfli6en 9umor. Bon
ibm baden ii4, pie Die m8Orien3tg.
er8d6lt, 6unoerte BON &netbOten Bis
auf ben beutigen Sag er6ulten. n@a5
1T oas" - bieIes 3dt6fel CAB er felbit
Germ auf - ybas Grite bin id, buS
3peite lit meme 6ruu, uno bas
@an5e lege i8 mir auf ben @4ooB."
Die 4ufl0iung mar: Gerf>Sette(Ser@
biette). Der 8pmifer 8edmann dr.
qerte Ii6 bieriiber uno ertemporirte
folgerbes 8dthiel: n9as Grite limb
sic, bas 3peite 1T SIRE 6ruu unO
bas 8an5e felt man auf ben Sid,
mas 1T bus?" Die 4ufl0iung bieB
OiesmaI: rQuuszSette" (Qiiiette), -
DIS Der 8ronprin5, Der na6maIige
R0nig 6riebri8 WiGbelm Der @ierte,
ba5 &0nigftdbtii6e Sbeater befu6te,
fiibrte i'm Gerf pG6renb Der @oriteIz
lung berum uno tparnte i'm pl0BIi9:
nRehmen sic fid in 46t, &0nigIiae
6obeit, tie iputen man4mal BPM
8oben berunter." Gr begIeitete ben
8rpnprin3en gum @agen uno ftieB
i'm Gifer einen neugierigen StraBenz
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.O6Ie" titulirte. ,Gr meinte mir,
80nigIi6e 9obeit," entfauIOigte Gerf.
r0a5 babe i4 aud gar ni6t anbers
aufgefaBt," erlpiOerte Der &%ronprin5
la6en0.