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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
Schwab Early Showed Ability.

Andrew Carnegie recently told q
story on himself. He said some years
ago he wanted to cross mountain In
Pennsylvania, and youngster OF
rather hardy appearance offered to
take him over for so cents. Carnegie
thought the price too great, and told
the boy he would pay him only 70
cents. After a long argument, In
which each stuck to his price. the
youngster won out. and Mr.. Carnegie
says he allowed the lad to collect the
80 cents, not because the trip was
worth it, but because he had to get on
the other side of the mountain. u
predicted that the boy would some
day make a fortune" said Mr.. Car.
negie, land he has. His name is
Charles NJ. Schwab. Washington
Correspondence New York Sun.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
The Rebel "Yell."

Describing a battle of the civil war,
in which he participated. writer thus
talks OF the rebel yell:
On came the Confederate line, with
n terrible yell" the most terrific bat
tie cry ever known OF men in the an.
rails of war Did you ever hear the
"yoi~ Of charging line of John
Ues'? Once heard it was never for
gotten. The writer was forcibly re-
minded OF this fact when attending
transforming show with young
Southern friend, many years ago, IN
Cre Of cur small New England cities.
The audience was very demonstra-
tive in applause. Suddenly this young
SOuthorner let out that yell" In.
staptly a dozen old veterans we're ON
their feet, lc0tlng to see where 1t
came frcm. One old veteran near by
was so ircepced tha; he said:
"Yourae.ar. If ye 90 that again, III
thrc.ue ye.' My hearty laughter rnol
liied the old fellow, He "cottoned"
TO the youngster, and soon over.
" olmed him with a food of -cminis.
cence.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
A lAYMAN
Gave Doctor a tiins About Coffee.


Speaking OF coffee a doctor OF Deca.
turyille, Ohio, says: I'VE used to an
alyze coffee at the medical college and
in spite Of our laboratory tests which
showed it to contain caffeine, an active
poison, | continued to use the drink,
and later on found myself affected
with serious stomach trouble. indi.
gestion. headaches. etc.
The headaches came on so regularly
and oppressed me so that ! found 1t
difficult to attend 10 my regular dsties.
One day last November met friend
whom had known TO be similarly al
ilicted. His marked improvement In
appearance caused me to inquire what
he had Dcel d4lae. he announced that
he Lad, some uICe !, quit cC<ee and
YVES using Postum rood Coffee. To
this change ne attributed the change
in his health.
TOOK tae hint, even frcm a layman,
and maze the same change myself.
The arst week noticed little differ
ence, but not much. The third week
the change was almost magical
have cCutlaue with the Postum and
now nay digestion 10 perfect, the nerv'
/ Gus headaches nave entirely disap
, peared, AND Il am well. My own an
G'yais o. the Postum Food Coffee shows
II - be pure TODD drink Of strong
character, which Is marked contrasj
to the Dri-.sa1,Cuod coffee" Mar
given rs PastGl Co., Battle Gre :
' Mich.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
HE HAD USED MORE.
Soldier Explains Lack OF Soap to Dis
comfted Sergeant.

Soldier Explains Lack OF Soap to Dis
comfited Sergeant.
1t was kit inspection. and the diff
ferent companies of the battalion were
standing with their kits on the ground
in front Of them. The sergeant'major
was making the examination, when
his eagle eye detected the absence of
soap in the kit Of Private Finn, and
he demanded what excuse the man
had to give.
"Plaze, sorr, it's all used" said
Finn.
Used" shouted the sergeant'ma-
jor. "Why, the first cake Of soap ]
had served me for my kit lasted me
three years. while you are not year
in the ranks yet How do you account
for that?"
Films eye had the faintest suspi'
ci.n of twinkle. as he replied:
"Plaze, SORT, | wash every day
And the sergegntJhajor walked on
while the entire company grinned'-
London Tit.Blts.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
Deafness Cannot he Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach the
diseas ed portion OF the ear There Is only one
way TO cure deafness, and that is by consti-
tutional remedies. Deafness rs caused by ne
inf med condition of the mucus lining OF the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is intlamed
you have "a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to It's normal
condition. hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an infiamed condition Of
the mucus surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case
OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot
be- cured by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for
circulars, free.
Sold by Druggists. Zoe.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
END OF A CAMPAIGN.
Opinion Of Relatives as to a Wedding
AnnlVcrssrv

Things had not always run oil.
smooth in the couples domestic life;
in fact, rather the reverse. Both
were selfwilled. each with strong
opinions. But the thirtieth anniver
sary of their wedding had arrived and
they decided to kiss and make up"
once and for all" and to celebrate the
occasion fittingly invited houseiul
Of friends and relatives. A pair of ir.
repressible brothers-in.law were
among the guests.
Said Brother.in-law No. 1: What
on earth has gotten into the old pair,
and why are they making such a fuss
over each other?"
Because this is the thirtieth ami.
versary of their wedding. of course.
answered No. 2.
Him." said No. 1; the end OF the
Thirty Years War; so to speak"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
Too Many for Them.

When Bernard Shaw's play, Arms
and the Man" was produced in Lon.
don for the first time It was well re-
ceived and at the fall Of the curtain
there were clamorous calls for the
author, to which Mr. Shaw was at
length induced to respond. The au'
Gience was still cheering. but there
was one dissentient in the gallery,
who "booing" with the full power Of
a pair of very strong lungs. Mr. Shaw
looked up at the disturber and said.
very seriously: Yes. sir, quite agree
with you; but what can we two dc
against whole houseful?"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
O. I90o

Tor | knew exactly where the Confed.
crate soldiers were camped. We
pulled into small bayou and started
To- tie up. Suddenly a squad of men
Gwooped down on us and placed us
under arrest. Then they began to un.
load the boat. The merchant did not
seem to care so much about the $4,000
worth of goods he had in the yawl and
which the soldiers had confiscated. He
told me we were In great danger Of
being shot, but consoled him by say
ing that | would fix up a scheme to
escape. That Might squad was
named to watch us until daylight.
About . a. m. | nudged the merchant
and told him the soldiers were asleep
and we could get away. At first he
was afraid of being shot but | per
suaded him that It was safe, and We
skedaddled. | never saw a man run
so in my life and was so tickled all
| the while chat could scarcely keep
from letting the cat out Of the bag.
up to this day that fellow feels
that he owes his life very largely to
me, when | had deliberately laid the
scheme to rob him OF boatload OF
| goods for the benefit of the Confed.
eracy, and have often debated the
moral aspect of the question In my
own mind. But | suppose all things
are fair in war. Besides, the motive
was to help the suffering Confederate
soldiers and not to hurt and harm the
merchant.-New orleans Times-Demo-
crat.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
THE MAID MEANT WELL.
Gut Her Action Embarrassed Absent
Minded Professor.

BUT her Action embarrassed Rpbcnr
Minded Professor.
Dr.. John Bascom, ex-president OF
the University of Wisconsin, drew ut.
tention to himself recently by o bitter
attack on the business methods Of
John D. Rockefeller. DR.. Bascom was
celebrated at the University Of Wis.
consin for his Observation-Disclosures
Many stories are told Of him in this
regard. One Of the stories concerns
reception that he once gave to the
students of the freshman class. Lem.
onade was served during the evening.
and when the madam innocent crea.
ture fresh from Ireland-handed tho
tray to her master, he put out his
hand to 1t, and then, forgetting what
he was about TO do, let his fingers play
aimlessly for several minutes among
the glasses while he talked warmly
upon some subject that much inter
ested him. But the maid misunder
stood DR.. Bascom's hesitation. She
thought that she would help him out
of 1t.
81 think this Is the largest, SIR" che
said, and she thrust into his hand the
glass that contained the greatest guam.
tity of lemonade.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06

matte pains, Urinary disorders, Drop
sy. Diabetes, Brights Disease.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure all Ills OF
the kidneys and bladder. Read this
testimony; it tells of cure that lasts.
Mr.. A. w. Lutz, carriage wood work
err, of 100 18th avenue, Sterling, ILL.,.
says: After procuring Doan's Kidney
Pills in the month of November, 1897,
| took course of the treatment which
cured me of backache and other an.
noyances due to overexcited or weak
ened kidneys. During the three years
which have elapsed. | have had no
occasion to retract one word OF my
statement. unhesitatlngly and en-
phatically reindorse the claims made
for Doan's Kidney Pills.
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr.. Lutz
will be mailed on application to any
part of the United States. Address
FosterMilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For
sale by all druggists. price 80 cents
per box.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
Wearinn Gen. Lees Socks.

The discipline OF Gen. Lees socks
was an institution" peculiar to our
hospital Mrs. Lee, 1t is well known.
spent most of her time in making
gloves and socks for the soldiers. And
she gave me, at one time, several
pairs of Gen. Lees old socks so darned
that we saw they had been we'll worn
by our hero. We kept these socks to
apply to the feet of those laggard "old
soldiers" who were suspected OF pre-.
ferrlng the luxury" of hospital life
to the activity of the field. And such
was the effect of the application OF
these warlike socks that even threat
OF il had the result of sending a man
to his regiment who had fingered
months in inactivity. 1t came to be
standing joke In the hospital. In.
flnitely enjoyed by the men. II poor
wretch was out of his bed over
week he would be threatened with
Gen Lees socks" and through this
means some most obstinate cases were
cured. Four OF the most determined
rheumatic patients, who had resisted
scarifying of the limbs, and what was
worse. the smallest and thinnest of
diets, were sent to their regim ents
and did good service afterward. With
these men the socks had to be left on
several hours, amid shouts of laugh.
ter from the assistants" showing that
though men may Withstand pain and
starvation they succumb to ridicule.-
Emily " Mason in Atlantic.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
Monument to the seventy.nfth.

Hunter, Edward A. King, James A.
Mount, Philemon Baldwin, George T.
Buell., George +. Dick. II. V. Lawton.
Charles Cruft Robinson, Joseph b..
Dodge-these are but few names
craven on Indlana's shield.
And fittingly has the state paid trib-
ute to her heroes. Upon Chickamau-
gas slopes there are thirty-nine monu'
ments and seyenty-siS markers to
show the positions held by her gallant
regiments. In every part OF the field
may be seen her dis;ir ctive stone.
The Seventy-lfth Regiment, Indi-
ana Infantry, was of Kings Brigade,
and its monument stands in the Poe
field. Col Milton s. Robinson and
Lieut.. Col. William O'Brien were In
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS News.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
VIM u Neered.

what In the name Of sense ls this
world coming 10, anyway" peeylshly
queried the chauffeur. as the stray
planet he was guiding escaped from
the vigilance of Inertia ard started
on an intersiellar hike, A cautious
passenger leaned over the edge Of the
car and gasped; ITS the earth,
Turn the lever to the right quick or
wen collide, and Pierpont Morgan
win sue us for damages. = Baltimore
American.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
Whose Fault Was IL?

Recorder Goff relates with great
glee this joke on himself: A juryman
applied to him to be excused from
serving, on the ground that he was
deaf and could not hear clearly.
You've been in the court all the
morning-didn't you hear my charge
to the jury?" asked the recorder. "Oh,
yes, your honor" was the quick reply;
81 heard 1t right enough, but couldn't
make any sense Of it."-New York
Times.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
r. e. kENAH.

catarrh and bought bottle to try. I am
pleased that I did, for it brought speedy
relief. 1t only took about two bottles, and
l considered this money well spent.
"You have a firm friend in me- and I
not only advise its use TO my friends. but
have purchased several bottles to give to
those without the means to buy and have
noticed without exception that it has
brought about speedy cure wherever ii
has been used. Miss Rose Gerbing.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case and he will be
pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
stops the cough ana
Works on the Cold
laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 25c.
An Object Lesson.

A bachelor one day set the table
in his lonely abode with plates for
himself and an imaginary vile and
five children. He then sat down to
dine, and as he helped himself to
food he put the same quantity on
each of the other plates and surveyed
the prospect, at the same time com
putting tie cost He is still bache'
lor.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
A Wonderful Cow.

A farmer in Copake, Columbia coun-
ty, N. Y, has most productive COW
IL the following notice Of sale can be
depended upon: "Full-blooded COW
for sale, giving milk, three tons of
hay, a lot of chickens and several
stoves.-Fame.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
Many Places for Study.

DR.. Parker used to say that his II.
brary. or study, was in underground
trains, On omnibuses, in tea shops, at
churches, stations, receptions, meet
ings. jubiloeg, and sick beds, and many
other places where his work called
hlm.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
Or w,amaker-stock on Hand.

Sioux Indian, nepnew OF famous
chief, wants to become stenos.
rapher. Should thin. that good In
dian with a desire to atone for past
errors would go into the hair
restorer business.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06

w TOMEN should beware of contract
" ing catarrh. The cold wind and
rain, slush and mud of winter
are especially conducive to catarrhal de-
rangements. Few women escape.
Upon the first symptoms of catching
cold, Peruna should be taken. 1t fortifes
the system against colds and catarrh.
The following letter gives one young
woman experience with Peruna:
Miss Rose Gerbing is popular society
woman of Crown Point. Ind. and she
writes the following:
Recently I took a long drive in the
country, and being too thinly clad ] caught
bad cold which settled on my lungs, and
which could not seem to shake off. had
heard great deal of Peruna for colds and
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06
srRlKEs YOU ANY rlME.

Never know when
or where backache
pains will strike
you.
The kidneys Will
go wrong, and when
they do the first
warming is general
ly through the back.
DO not fail to help
the kidneys when
they're sick.
Neglect m o a n S
many serious ills.
IT'S only a short
step from common
backache to Rheu-
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06

T.
few months caught which
remained there persfeny that alarmed
medicine without benefit until digestive
and head back began severely and frequently
al advised Peruna and although had little faith
felt sick fhsfI ready anything brought blessed
and felt medicine Within
completely restored enjoyed perfect
health
now have greatest in Peruna" r. E. KENAH
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-03-06

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing syrup.
For children teehing fOftens the gums, reduces In
aamnallo aays pain cures wind coiic. 25c bottle.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-21
Mr.. MACFARLANE
RECEIVES HIS
COMMISSION

Commissioner F. w. Macfarlane yes
terday took the oath of office before
B. L. Marx. notary public, and on filing
the certificate with his acceptance in
the Governors office received the fol-
lowing worded commissions:
SANFORD B. DOLE.
Governor of the Territory of Hawaii.
To all who shall see these presents,
Greeting:
Know we. that reposing special trust
and confidence in the wisdom, integrity
and ability of
FREDERICK w. MACFARLANE,
ESQ,
do by these presents hereby consti-
tute and appoint him Commissioner of
the Hawaiian Territorial exhibit at the
ST. Louis Exposition, and do hereby
authorize and empower him to do and
perform all such matters and things
as are now or may be hereafter given
him in charge and the said office to
hold and exercise during my pleasure;
And / do pray and request the Pres
ident of the said Exposition, and all
others in authority, TO permit the said
Frederick w. Macfarlane fully and
promptly to enjoy and exercise the
said office with all the powers, privi-
leges and authorities to the same OF
right appertaining.
In testimony whereof 1 have here
unto subscribed my name and caused
the seal of the Territory of Hawaii to
be hereto affixed.
Done at the Capitol in Honolulu, this
18th day of August. A. D. 1903.
SANFORD B. DOLE.
(SeaD
Mr.. Macfarlane on this occasion pre-
sented the final report of the Fire
Claims Commission to the Governor.
1t deals with the bulk of the work COW
cred in earlier reports and gives a
detail of all the proceedings after the
signing of the records of judgments.
Being asked after his interview with
the Governor about any plans he might
he considering relative to his duties as
Commissioner to st. Louis, Mr.. Mac
ferlane said:
81 had a talk with the Governor to
CARDS commencing the duti<s of this
flee, but further than a discussion
Of the matter in general no program
was reached. The Governor promised,
however, to meet me at an early date
and express his views as to how 1
should start in on the work of this
mission"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-21

been 40: viz: April lbs, May 14o.
June 142; the number of hospital days
has been 6.267: viz: April 2.os5. May
2,O73, June 2.1O9.
There have been Is major and %
minor operations and l post-moItem
examination.
Twenty-four patients were refused
admission: of these two were sent TO
Kalihi detention camp. We're suffer-
ing from tuberculosis. from other
incurable diseases, and II were not
proper hospital cases; s patients, after
receiving treatment, did not remain in
the hospital.
Respectfully submitted,
c. 5. WOOD, Md,
CHAS. B. COOPER, NJ. D..
w. H. MAYS, NJ. D.
E. c. wATERHOUSE, MD.
The officers elected were Henry
Waterhouse, treasurer, NJ. P. Robinson,
auditor, and C. w. Smith. secretary
The election of physicians was post
poned to a special meeting to be held
later.
Consideration of the proposal TO build
a new wing for the hospital will also
be acted upon at a special meeting
The current expenses for the biennial
period amounted to $7S,30S.S3 and the
payments by patients to $2S,O44.75 for
the same period.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-21
LOAN MATTER
SUBJECT OF
CONFERENCE

Governor Dole has called a confer
ence with himself this afternoon of
Treasurer Kepoikai. Secretary Carter
and Auditor Fisher, to discuss a line
of action regarding the Territorial loan
matter.
Secretary Carter stated yesterday.
before the Governor asked him to the
conference just mentioned, that he had
presented his views on the matter to
Governor Dole in a letter.
1T is my opinion" the Secretary
said to a reporter of the Advertiser,
that arrangements ought to be made
for the issuance of a million dollars
of bonds Immediately in the Presi-
dents approval.
II believe that we should have the
best legal opinion in New York upon
the loan. 1t would be cheaper to pay
for such an opinion than to save what
it would cost, If it had the effect of
making the bonds sell at an additional
one per cent.
I'VE ought to be ready to call for
bids the moment we are advised of the
Presidents approval. To this end all
the information and data bearing
upon the financial status of the Terri
tory, which should accompany the call
for bids in the great money markets,
ought TO be prepared while the P-esi-
dents decision is awaited"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-08-21
NEW TRUSTEES.

A communication was received from
Governor Dole announcing the appoint
ment of five trustees for the govern
ment as follows: H. A. Isenberg, F. J.
Lowrey. Geo. w. Smith, David Dayton
and w. II. McInerny. F. A. Schaefer
was also appointed a vice president by
Governor Dole.
A committee was appointed to amend
the bylaws to conform which changed
political conditions, chiefly in the title
of the officers.
The trustees chosen by the corpora
ton to serve for the next four years are
E. ID. Tenney. NJ. P. Robinson, Henry
Waterhouse, F. a. Schaefer and A. ].
Campbell.