The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-11-06
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making a patent medicine and ended a director of half dozen banks, not be ing able to use her eyes has an English maid who, while dressing her mistress hair. is expected to Inform her of the social news-in other words, the gossip of the day. This was the record for one day last week.
 "Oh. ma'am. there's been such a scan dali All society is talkin about it'
 "Weu, begin at the beginning. al ways like to hear the tridcs about these affairs. If not I don't half enjoy tht scandal itself"
 "Yes, nm. ru begin at the begin ning. It was only a few days ago thai young Mrs. Bouner-er who been un der Ave and twenty-'as Fer second 'usband-tbe first not ben dead neither stepped into Sherry's for a bite Of luncheon. Shed eaten lobster a la Newbure and had ordered a cream merangue when a gentleman come u and took a seat at a table near by Suddenly their eyes met Who should be be but NIT. Robinson. Ter lorme 'usband. dressed In the height of Lon don fashiou-for 'e 'ad lived abroad bever since the div0rce-with button niere in his coat and lookin' for all the world 'ansomer than eyer-and when be went abroad be was said to be the 'ausomest man In New York. You know. ma'am. Mr. Bonner is a 'signih- cant Iookin' man. with no great money neither. and heycy body wondered when AIr. RObinsons wife give up her 'usband for such a person.
 You don't look @ day older said Mr. Robinson. than you did three years ago when my heart was lacerat ed at givln you up'
 Don't IF said his wife. No more do you. Albert You was always my fancy for looks.
 Come. come. interrupted the listen CT. You can't put In the talk of lac dies and gentlemen. Get on with the story"
 "Yes. nm. Well, as ] was sayinr m'm. the compliments began to fly be- tween 'em. besides some explanations as 'udn't come out when they was separaun'. and they sat at the table for 'srf the afternoon. Mr. Robinson or dered a bottle of champagne, bnowin. that Mrs. Bonner was very fond of lt and they drank to the 'appy days when they was a-courtu' and before the lady got to airt.n first with one and after ward with another tI she got down to Bonner Then Robinson said as .ow 'e'd draw the line ot Bonner. and there was quarrel as wasn't made up,
 You used to be fond of curacoa to wind up with, dear-I beg pardon. Mrs Bonner says Mr. Robinson Wont you ave oneF
 The very thing. says Mrs. Bonner TOW you always did know my taste There I was just goin to- call you by the old pet name Birdie.
 "'This is the 'appiest moment ] lave Tad in three years says Mir. Robinson.
 "Tm fraid ! made a mistake, Albert You was a model usbaud and tried you very ard. Bonner can't 'elp me with my costumes as you could E 'asu't the hartsuc eye you 'ave.
 They clasped ands under the table and Mrs. Bouners eyes was wet
 That's right simmons remarked Mrs. Yauderdecker. -StcS to what they did. not what they said. You spoil Che story with their talk
 Well. nm. Mrs. Bonner arsked .im low long e was goiu to be in America and e said as low e was goin' t0 sail back In two days, as @ 'ad am invita- don to visit noble lord at is country 'ouse. and it wouldn't do for im to be away at the time as 'is social position in Lunnou depended upon 'is bein there. Then Mrs Bonner cried
 simmons" said the mistress, "l be Ileve you're making this an uD.'
 Nom. ! hant ] got it from Mrs Bonner's maid who's a friend Of mine"
 "Good gracious" exclaimed Mrs Vanderdecker. "How servants do re- peat thiugs-
 eThen NIr. Robinson 0rsked 'is wife to get a divorce and marry i'm. and she said she would, but when they come to think as low shed ave to live year lu Dakota she couldn't bring herself to take the trouble, specially as she'd never been a day ont Of New York so clety in 'er Hfe Wasn't It cruel min that the poor things 'ad to be separated just because the laws so dcaym:
 "AIr. Robinson, @ called close clr rlage. and the two went drvin through the park with the winder shades pulled down. Wasn't 1t awful, m'mt
 That evenm when Mr. Bonner wen 'ome for dinner is wife wasn't there and when she did come she was very much lustercd 'E knew by her looks she'd been doin' something wrong auU 'e spoke Co 'er 'arsh like She bein tired of i'm and mtted over 'av.u to part with 'cr usband-I mean her req 'usband-0n account of Finn, picked ur silver platter from thc uu0et and threw 1t at Tim. Then there was trou ble in the family and no mistake
 (Which fJmiiyF asked Mrs. Nandcl decker
 Both of 'em."
 "WellF"
 "Thats the end of the story so far 0a ! got lt from the servants 'ail bu what's come out i'm tine paper this .-.......f.., t..ff, Com. 10 .....1 1..1