The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-01-10
The NonpareiI Man
Casually Observed.

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We are now exporting bath tubs to
Europe. Has Europe been going down
to the crick all these years?
!. The Chicago papers report that "Sena-
tor Mason's face is swollen The swollen
place. heretofore has been about three
inches to the north Of his face.
Several more cracks are reported in
Venice. Have the Venetians tried Spaul-
dings glue? ,
Governor Bailey Of Kansas has now re-
ceived 700 proposals of marriage, with no
result. Bailey ought to be held with some
carefully. selected party and the service
read over them on. the principle Of en-
forced vaccination, ~F.5" . ~
AN, clipping couple near Metropolis,
ILL.,, were married in cab which was be-
ing driven at breakneck speed. We fore
see business for some quick action, two
minute divorce lawyer ere many days.
Senator :Aldrich-If they can get that
duty on. coal taken off, they are smarter
than think they are.
The Sioux City Journal claims to have
it by. murmurgraph from Lincoln, Neb.,
where. Bill Bryan's barn is, that the Union
Pacific !; railway has organized the Ne
braska senate, while the Burlington has
control Of the. house of representatives
That must beat the Baking Powder
hold-up. ~,:
According to Mr.. Curtis, the Washing
ton correspondent, Colombia is holding of
from signing the canal treaty with Amer.
lea until she can shake down. the
Frenchmen for portion of the $40, zoo
that the United States is to pay them
Our childlike little South American neigh,
Dor may get its wrists slapped for impu-
dence some of these days.
People will eat the old family COW. horn:
and ALL without a shudder, but it require.
a special effort, as: at Berlin yesterday
to induce them to partake of boss.
| There is no accounting for tastes Some
people are very particular about thei
food, others, will bolt a mess that would
knock down a stout hyena. The effor
| at Berlin yesterday was educative. Th'
prices of beef are now SO lofty that q
substitute must be found to take its place
And as the horse is the first thing a
hand, and as the automobile has cheap
ened him a trihe, violent hands are a
once laid on him.,
Some people eat dog with more or les
pleasure, but it is difficult to make thi
indulgence Of appetite appear to the whit
races as luxurious taste. There are ru
mors that the simple and inoffensive ca
sometimes appears on the free lunch coun
ter in the form of rabbit stew, but tn
chances are strong that this story origi
mated as Joke" In an American news
paper. What there is humorous about
is rather difficult to :1nake-Eout ~ - -
There is now a growing g-ustatory fa
for cereal foods Of the whisk broom order
If they are what they claim to be, the
are all right. But the awful doubt wi
intrude itself into the feast, that the viii
lcerealogists have mixed a little sawdus
into their products for the benefit c
lwooden-legged men.
| A delicate little menu with which t
tempt the appetite of strong man
igtven here for the benefit of housekeep
ers. A thimble full of soup. canary bird
wing on toast, cold peacock tongue, roas
saddle of shrimp, all vegetables, cabbag
and onion barred, the usual breads, an
for dessert the pie that mother used
make. with nuts apples and coffee and
glass of Uncle Ellerys home-brewed swee
cider. i''..f.