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The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
Harry Bryant's BurIesquers at the Star.


The most enthusiastic applause ever
given to a speciality at the Star was
received yesterday by the remarka BILE
troupe OF acrobatfc Japs with Bryant's
burlesquers. And the troupe deserved
H. These athletic representatives of q
progressive race perform the most
halr-ralsing feats with that stolfdity
which is characteristic Of the little
Drown men. Their digniffed and calm
demeanor while engaged in the risky
stunts relieves the audience of much
apprehension. Three Of the troupe are
Doys, one Of whom is a dinninutive lad.
Inc latter does a large share of ths
dangerous work. The Japs have added
several new feats to their list sinca
last season. AS formerly, their act
concludes with the sensational trim to
and from the gallery on a rope over the
heads Of the audience.
Ihe other portions of the entertain
ment are meritorious. Casmore and
F1orence, In German dialect comedy.
are clever. Miss Florence is quaint
and a comedienne of more than ordi-
nary ability. Her makeup in the bur
lesque Is ridiculous and not in good
taste even in burlesque. The men 20
10 extremes In hideous makeup, but
In their case 1T is a little less objection
able.
A speciality by "The Rackets" is COM
posed of little of everything from
songs to scenic effects, drum playing
and dancing, also some acrobatic bits.
In the team Of Kennedy and Cameron
the former displays talent as a COM
edian, is very amusing and sings we'll.
The first part Of the entertainment
has many bright lines and situations
which the players do not bring out to
the best advantage. The music la
catchy and less commonplace than
usual. The chorus is we'll drilled and
costumed,
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
Among the Merrymakers
Gentle Argument.

DO you think my photograph does me
justice?"
We gaze upon the features Of the maid
en- who asks the question and then
upon the picture she hands us. 1t is
difficult to believe that the subIimely
beautiful, angelic face depicted upon the
card Is that of the speaker. No freckles
are to be seen in the photograph; even
the nose has been given a pure Grecian
line and the lips bent into perfect Gu
pid's bow.
Does 1t do me justice?" she repeats
Rejecting that justice should be tenn
pered with mercy. we answer that 1t does.
Judge.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
Contemporary Comment
Navy staff ard Navy Bureaus.

Fl the sole purpose of a general staff
De to control the bureaus, it may be
suggested that these bureaus are doing
fine work, and have been doing it for
many yearsnI in manner that can
scarcely be improved by another board
more or less unfamiliar with their work
and might be Impaired. These bureaus
are distinct. and their work is of the
highest technical character, whereas
even the technical work in the army.
OF which little is done, is safely and
easily conducted.-Baltimore American.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
The River and Harhor Bill.

Speaker Cannon has done wisely in
asserting to a river and harbor bill
this winter. There Is a greater prob
ability of keeping them to legitimate
purposes than there would be next win
ter, with the election over and two
years to provide Philadelphia
Record af
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
The Aaitator Nuisance.

hvered from their crazy agftators-t
Strongs and the PaFrys on the one side
and the Debses and the Mosts on the
other-and to learn that the public per-
nllts them to fight for the profits they
derive from 1t only so long as they do
not too seriously injure the public. But
when either goes too far the public ex-
ercises its right of se1f-protection even
as it does the labor incendfary.-Ch Chi
cago Inter Ocean.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

East ST. Louis is said to be suffering
from a water famine. Has the drain
age canal dried up, or have the mi
crObes got big enough to defy the
thirsty man with a club?
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

Master Van Dein, Chicago, infant
prodigy, speciality murder, admits that
ne is crazy. But If he is too foolish to
prove that he is dotty the finish Of
Master Van Dein bids fair to be sud-
den.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

One objection to a war in the East
lies in the fact that Tien-Tsin will butt
into print as often as Wichita, Kan, or
Bowling Green, KY, used to before the
string fiends were sent to the limbo of
the liar. t9s**e 4.%e
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

1t is hardly fair to reopen the Drey-
fus case now when we have forgotten
the difference between bordereau and
a dossier.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

Now that the Chinese have announc-
ed their entire readiness to fight Russia
It is only necessary to make Uncle
Sam umpire and put on the gloves.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

L P. Hunt appears to have got the
oft1ceholding habit 50 firmly fixed upon
him that he would sooner associate
with the postof1ce gang than not have
a lob.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
Didn't Even Change a Letter.

Il am in thorough accord with the
president on this question of bribery"
says Folk. And to return, the COM
pliment, the president is almost "thor-
oughly in accord with Folk in the
wording of his opinions.-New York
World
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
Robber Robbed.

Lawyers wife-Did you get that poor
man free who was charged with stealing
a turkey?
LaWyer-YeS.
Lawyers Wife-And did he have any
money to pay you?
Lawyer9No; 1 had to take the turkey
Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
PERSONAL MENTION.

Harry La Dow, Of Northome, Mimi.
formerly deputy sheriff of Ramsey coun-
ty, has returned to st. Paul to remain
during the winter.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
His Wish.

Ikey and Jakey were rivals. One night
making UP his accounts late, Jakey fell
asleep and dreamed. He dreamed that the
angel of the Lord stood by him and prom
his rival, Ikey. must have twice as much.
After long thought Jakey turned to the
angel and exclaimed: zone eye OUT
Life.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
HoneIess[x shv.

'I fear I am too difident."
She sighed, t'to ever win,
They always tell me I am shy
Whenever / come in.
New York Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

Put down that glass; cried Mrs. Jaw
taking wee nip. IF Won drink that
liquor I'll never speak to you again as
long as / live
My dear" said he, as he guIped it
down. heres long life to you. u."-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
Sound Reasoning.

'aThey say the way to mans heart is
through his stomach. said the burglar to
himself, ''and on the same principle the
way into his house is through his pantry"
Here he softly raised the window and
crawled Chicago Tribune
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
WHY Not Ask Mr.. Hanna?

Scientists declare that elephants once
roamed in New York. Perhaps they
can tell us who owns the one now
roaming about there, with a howdah
labeled &c. o. P."-PhiladeIphia North
American
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

The Chicago hearse drivers might as
well hold wake over the remains Of
the feeble public sympathy that has
expired.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
May Have to Use the Rope.

President Reosevelt's friends feel
that his cowboy experience will stand
him in good stead in the event Of
stampede in the national convention
New York Telegram
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
More Like, A. Added Starter.

Mr.. Hanna, notwithstanding his pro-
test against being entered in the presi-
Dental race, can hardly be considered
as a scratched horse in the contest
Baltimore Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
One Story on Another.

With coal on the jump, steel being
investigated and Wood under fire, the
public is not wanting material for the
building of sensations just now.-Bal-
timOre American.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
Made Napoleon Look Tough.

Mr.. Bryan did not visit Waterloo
He knows enough about the Waterloo
business from personal experience
Washington Post.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
Els. one AmhItion

There once lived a prince IN Bologna
Whose only desire was to ogna
Few dollars, that he
Might sail Ger the sea,
And win Hettie Green in persogna.
New Orleans Times-Demecrat.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
Why He Declined.

Citizen-Say. I'll give you a dollar if
you'll take a bath.
Tramp-Sorry dat can't oblige youse,
mister, but er measly dollar wouldn't pay
fer de flowers at me funeral. Chicago
News.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
When He Tells Them Not To.

In short, Mr.. Hanna led the members
OF the Republican national COMMITTEES
to the White house and assured the
president they would not bite.-Omaha
World Herald
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
A Post. .eraduate course.

Mrs. Richmond-Js your daughter going
to the cooking school this year?
Mrs. Bronxborough I'm going to
keep her home until she learns to cook
some dishes that we can afford to eat
Judge
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

What's the use of the cabinet holding
a meeting every time the CoIombians
make a move In the war game as long
as Leslie keeps Mrs. Shaw gagged?
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

Broncho Jim-Only a ten-spot. But
these are the shots that carry in Wash
ington and hit the bulps-eye every time
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

Tom Shevlfn gave his proxy to Mark
Hanna and Minnesota had a spasm.
And yet they have been forr every
thing that Hanna stands for. Incon-
sistency is paste diamond.-St. Peter
Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

Broncho Jim-Out over the broad silent
prairie with only the quiet stars watch
ing, fellow can say what he feels and
thinks.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

If a supreme judgship is worth a
county delegation. how many delegates
Is a. place on the board Of control
worth ?-Sauk Center Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

BronchO Jim-Here, feel the brick
walls crowding in on me-
From 1.-The Man From Missouri"
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
SnnnHigh

sWashington time q p. m. St. Paul).
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21
At St. Paul Theaters

Broncho Jim-Shooting in moderation
saves time.
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

Broncho Jim-Oh, shucks, John, didn't {
do much. ] only voted twice
The Saint Paul globe., 1903-12-21

The Minnesota state fair took In
$160.43S.O2 at the fair last fall and now
has balance on hand of $60,872.22.
When will it be able to stand on its
own feet and not constantly be calling
on the state for appropriations Chat
field News-Democrat,
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
Cheap Rates East.

During the first ten days in July,
the Burlington will sell excursion
tickets to Missouri river points and
all points east of the Missouri rive
up to Chicago. Peoria. st. Louis, st
Paul, Minneapolis, Duluth, also
points in the northern peninsula of
Michigan and to the city of Memphis,
Tenn, at rate of one fare plrs 81. 90
for the round trip, return limit ninety
days from date of sale. These rates
will permit many people who were
unable to get away on the June OK
cursions to arrange forsa vacation in
the east, and as the travel will doubt.
less be large, owing to the fact that
it is improbable that any of her re.
duced rates to the eats will be in ef.
feet this year. requests for reserva
tions in standard Pullman sleeprrs as
we'll rs in the new tourist sleeper SER
vice, should be sent in promptly to
G. W. VALLERY, General Agent.
Denver.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
Important Notice.

Commencing July Sd regular daily
serv ice of our electri, lighted train
known rs 1.-THE Rocky Mountain
Limited, of the Rock Island system.
will be resumed between Colorado
and Chicago.
Leave ID nver 1890 p. M. leave
Colorado Springs l2 40 p. m. Arrive
Chicago $3.50 p. m. next day.
Direct connection al Englewood
Union station with limited trains for
New York. Boston and Atlantic
Coast points.
Fifty cent. table d'hote luncheon
served i'll dining car leaving Denver.
Dining car for all meals enroute.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
sheria,s sac.
State Of Colorado.
County Of Fremont.

OouuCy OF rI6mOnt.
BY virtue of AN axecntion issued
out Of the District Court OF Fremont
County. State Of Colorado, in the suit
OF Lee Champion. assignee against
Ewdard WiderfeIt, duly attested tine
twenty third day of July A. D., 1908,
directing me to make of the goods and
property of Edward Widerfelt the sum
of one hundred ninety eight aud 49,
100 (4l9S. .22) dollars Judgment and
taxed costs. and also the costs of this
proceedin ing aud sale. have levied up-
ON the following described goods. chat
ties and property, towit An un-
divided one half interest in aud to two
Brunswick bowling alleys, gutter and
runway, eighteen balls, two score
boards, three benches. one counter.
three sets pins and cushions.
Notice is hereby given that onSatur.
day the eight day of August A. d.
1908 at the hour of two O'Clock p. IN.
of said day. at the Work building on
hte west side of Pikes Peak avenue,
on the alley between West Main street
and West Second street in Florence.
Fremont county. Colorado, will sell
the above described property to the
highest bidder for cash.
v. S. SIMON. Sheriff.
E. @. FURNISS, Deputy Sheriff.
Dated at Florence. Colorado. July
81, A. D., 1903.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27

No man or woman III the state will
hesitate to speak well of Chamber
lain's Stomach ano Liver Tablets aft
er once trying them They always
produce c pleasant movement of the
bowels. improve the appetite and
strengthen the digestion. For sale
by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
Remarkable Cure of Diarrhoea.

about six years ago for the first
time in my life | had sudden and
severe attack of diarrhoea, says Mrs.
Alice Miller, of Morgan, Texas. II
got temporary relief. but it came back
again aud again, and for six long
years / buve suffered more misery and
agony than | can tell. 1t was worse
than deaht. Ny husband spent hun
dreds of dollars for physicians pre-
scriptions and treatment without
avail. Finally we moved to Bosque
county. our present home, and one
d " | happened to see an advertise
ment of Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
aud Diarrhoea Remedy with testi-
monial of man who had been cured
by it. The case was so similar to my
own that l concluded to try the remedy
The result was wonderful. could
hardly realize that WAS well again,
or believe it could be SO after having
suffered so long, but that one bottle of
medicine. costing but "a few cents,
cured me. For sale by all druggists
Old papers AT THIS Office for 20
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27

Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets are just what you need when
You have no appetite. feel dull after
eating and wake up with bad taste
in your mouth. They will improve
your appetite, cleanse and invigorate
your stomach and give you a relish
for your food. For sale by all drug
gists.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
Freight.

While 100 tons is load for an Eng
lish freight train. an average load or
one Of our railroads last year was $40
tons. On two British railroads II
costs from 4s1a cents to move ton
of freight one mile. while the cost
on leading New York road is 231a
cents q mile.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
Room mouldings at Jansen s.

The services at the Baptist church
were largely attended last evening
The revival spirit is manifesting it.
self. Two We're paptised, one taken
into the church and five went forward
for prayer. The interest in the even.
ing service is on the increase and
much good is being accomplished.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
Cholera Infantum.

This has long been regarded as one
of the most dangerous and fatal
diseases to which infants are subject
cd. 1t can be cured. however, when
proprely treated All shat is neces-
sary is to give Chamber lain's Collie.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and
castor oil, as directed with each bot.
tie. and cure is certain. For sale
by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
!. Purely Personal i.

w. J. Daniels left At noou for
Pueblo.
Mrs. Dr. Sheridan returned from
Denver yesterday.
Miss Rene Gibbs returned yester-
day from Denver.
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Brown left
at noon for Denver.
Mr. aud Mrs. E. G. Hadley left
at noon for Denver.
Senator James A. McCandless
went to Denver today.
DR.. and Mrs. Hutton visited on
Lincoln Park Saturday.
Lewis Hayden Of Cripple Greek
WAS in :hv city yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Mcdonnell
went to Pueblo yesterday.
Henry Unger aud Isadore Amter
left yesterday for Manitou.
George Wilson. the hardware
man. left yesterday for Denver.
Mr.. and Mrs j. j. Little re-
turned yesterday from the District
Fred G.. Holmes was in Cripple
Greek yesterday for visit with his
mother.
Miss Louise Chandler of viDita.
l. t. is in the city visiting at the
home of p. B. Fisher
MIR. and Mrs. G. W. Roberts are
back from visit in Chicago. Boston
and other eastern points.
Miss Mary Vaughn, of Victor.
arrived today for weeks visit with
Ii Mrs. T. H. Morrissey.
Mr.. and Mrs. Philip Griffith were
called to Denver this morning by the
death of Mrs. Griffith's father.
II Fl. Morrissey went to Trinidad
today. He is figuring on some more
work for the Rocky Mountain Fuel
Co.
Mrs William Kloer and baby ar.
rived from Denver yesterday for a
months visit with her sister, Mrs. ].
H. Jansen.
Miss Lizzie Elliott of Lebanon,
New Hampshire, arrived Saturday
night for visit with Mr.. and Mrs. |.
W. Zimmerman.
L. f Collins, of the Union Oil
and Gas Co., WAS down from Canon
today looking after the leases recently
secured by the company.
Miss Catista Keer, who has been
the guest of Mrs. Raplh Houseman for
the past ten days, left this morning
for her home in Omaha.
Leslie Colby who has been visit.
ing his uncle snd aunt, Mr.. aud Mrs.
i. W. Zimmerman for the past
month, returned to his home in Dem
yer today.
Rev. and Mrs. G. A. Arnold of
Schuyler, Neb, arrived today for a
visit with Rev. and Mrs X. H. House.
man. Mr.. Arnold and Mr.. Houseman
use to be college chums
Mrs A b. Pouder of Council
Bluffs. Iowa. aud Mrs M. f. South
of Chicago, mother and sister. of H. j.
Ponder, who have been visiting hiin
for two weeks left today for their re-
speCtiye homes
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27

John Mcdonnell, OK water commits
sioner is packing up preparatory to
moving with his family to Pueblo
Mr.. Mcdonnell has taken contract to
do some work for the city in connec-
tion with the water works.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27

For lazy liver try Chamberlain 8
Stomach and Liver Tablets. They
luvigorate the liver, aid the digestion
ingreate the bowels and prevent
bilious attacks. For sale by all
druggists.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27

When you want a pleasant physic
try Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. They are easy to tske and
pleasant in effect. For sale by all
druggists.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
Don't Patronize Us

Unless you want the incest and th,
best in meats and fruits.
City Meat Market.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27

FL. III. Preston Is agent for the Sing
er sewing machines and supplies.
Office with Munson, l2l West Main.
If
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27

Sewing machines. needles and oil
The Geo. NJ Deibert Furn q Under
taking Co If
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
Don't Patronize Us

Unless You want the incest and the
bast in meats and fruits. 93lf
City Meat Market
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
Japan's Coal Exports.

The export Of coal Is becoming very
Important in Japan, amounting IL.
value. as 1t did In 1900. to $10.244.715
A large proportion Of that has been
sent to China, British Indies. Horf
Kong. and the remainder to othn,
countries In the eastern seas.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27

Old papers AT TINS Office for 20
cents per hundred Just the thing
or putting under carpets tt
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27

Best ice cream soos at Yeltou's.
The daily tribune., 1903-07-27
Classified Advertisements.
WANTED

VANTED-To buy all kiuds of household
" goods. Highest prize paid. Knapp Go /,
" W. Main. 1887
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1903-09-22
THOMAS c. RUST

Has moved his
FURNITURE AND REPAIRING BUSINESS
to the
sTRIDER & RAMEY SHOP,
Formerly the old Sadler Brothers Shop, in the
rear OF the Sadler Block, on Congress- street
where he will engage in the Furniture Repair.
ing and Uphostering Business, as heretofore
Parties not knowing where my shop is. will
please enquire at Strider q Ramey's Furpi-
ture Store, and they will direct them to where
! am located. Trusting that shall continue
10 receive liberal share of the Public Patron
age, remain Most respectable
June N-H. THOMAS G.. RUST,
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1903-09-22
Western Maryland r. r.
Taklng eIfect Jano 2Ist. sos.


HAGERsTowN AND BALTIMORE.
Leave Hagerstown at 7.02 a. M, 2.i0 p. M.
Arrive at Hagerstown at 7s0 a. M, ii 81
u. m. aud S02 y. III.
Fast Mail, the only Snnday train
HAGERsTowN AND CHERRY RUN.
Leave Hagerstown at sos a. m. 1900 m.
aud s.07 p. m.
Arrive at Hageistown at 5 IS aud 10 IS a.
N.
BLUE MOUNTAIN EXPRESS. (Parior Carl
leaves Baltimore, daley except SUNDAY. 322
p. m, stopping at Westminster, New Wind
sor, Bruceyille connection for Frederick,
Thurmont, Blue Ridge. Buena Vista Spring.
Blue Mountain, Smithsburg. Hagerstown.
Returning, leaves Hagerstown 40 d. M.
daily, except Sunday. Arrive Baltimore 9.3i
a. M.
Additional trains leave Baltimore for Union
Bridge aud Intermediate 8 ations at 10 10 a.
m. and BOO and 10 p. M, aud leave Union
Bridge for Baltimore and Intermediate Sta
tIons al 5 10 aud $40 a. m. and 1885 D. M.
daily. except Sunday.
SUNDAYS 0SLY.--Leave Baltimore for I'm
ion Bridge and intermediate Stations p35 a.
IN an 2.35 D. m. Leave Union Bridge ut GIL
aud $50 u. M aud n D. tn for Baltimore
and intermediate stations
HAGERsTowN AND sHIPrRssBuRo.
Leave Hagerstown at 6 25 and ii.00 a. m.
and 700 p. m.
Leave shpreusburg for Hagcrstown and
intermediate Stations at 5.55 q. m. and 10
and $50 p. ID.
VIA CUT OFF
HAaERsTowE AND cHAmBERsBURo.
Leave Hagerstown for Chanbersburg and
intermediate ) ations at Ia D. m.
Leave Chambersburg for flagerstown and
lntermediate Stations at 743 p. IN,
These trains viii run daily except Sunday.
The Fast Mail from Baltimore arriving at
Hagerstown ut 7,30 u. IN. and leaving for
Baltimore at 40 p. m, ing daily.
r. NJ. HOWELL, G. r. A.
8. NJ. MANIFOLD, Gen'l supt
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1903-09-22
Not Business.

A man with an armful of bills went
into Mr.. Schoppenheim's restaurant
and asked permission to tack hun
dred or so to the wall.
"yot wos dose?" asked Schoppen-
helm.
Circulars advertising a cheap rail-
way excursion"
''You goes away Off for week or den
days, and you goes sheaper as to stay
at homer" asked Schoppenheim.
"That's it,
"Unt you vonts to hang dose cirgu-
lars mein restaurant in?"
you've got it."
Got votg'
1.-THE idea"
"Den mein customers would read
dose cirgulars?"
That's the idea"
"Unt go away den days or two
veeks?"
YES"
"Unt don't eat dinners here vile dey
vos avay?''
well. they could hardly do that, you
know" said the handful man hesitat-
ingly.
Dots vot drinks meinself. Nein;
guess Won't have any of dose pills
hung mein restaurant in. Good day,
mein friendt. ~ London Telegraph.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1903-09-22
Painting, Papering, &C.

THE undersigned is prepared to do all kinds
= of Painting, Granting, Paper Hanging.
&C. Prices moderate and prompt attention
gwen to all orders. I. NJ. BAKER
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1903-09-22
Shoes !! Shoes |

Great Variety Of Shoes and Slippers for
everybody. a AL prices, for Spring and sum
lnsss Jes. opened. Prices marked down to
make short profits TO suit the times.
Apfa "a ., 8. DALGARN,