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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1903-08-29
Boy Cured Of Collie After Ply.
sician's Treatment Had
Failed

NY boy when four years old was
taken with collie and crampf in his
stomach / sent for the doa6r and he
injected morphine, put til child kept
getting worse Ith n Re him halt
a teaspoonful of Chi m Berlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrh 4 Remedy, and
in half and hour he as sleeping and
soon recove red.-FL WILKINS, Shell
Lake, Wis. Mr. Wilkins is book
keeper for the Shell Lake Lumber Co
For sale by Estorge Durg Co.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1903-08-29
The Output

The output Is the key note to profit.
In deciding upon II price to sell.
manufacturer, no matter what artl-
Gle he has to offer, considers how
many he is likely to sell. and bases
his charge accordingly. 1t is quite
reasonable too. Ii tailor sells only
two suits of clothes each week, his
income must come from the profits Of
these two suits. If he can, however,
double or treble his output wit out
materially increasing his working
expenses, be can naturally afford to
make the profit on each suit much
less.
Again, this output decides the buy
ing power. 1t is only necessary to
state that there have been manufac-
tured
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
The Phrase slack Rohin :,

Inc use of the phrase lack Robin
son originated in the British bouso -,
parliament during the debates IN VIII,
was known as the Indian biIIr ana
when John Robinson was first lord -,
'he treasury. Sheridan was the mon
p VINO first used the phrase. If cam,
about in this manner: Sheridan u.ns
Speahihg concerning Fox's wanipo
cnanceS' when lie said: "NIr. Sneaker
inns state of affairs is not TO he won
uereu at When member of this an
gust body is employed to corrunt ova,.,.
pouy' what else could he exnectod y,
instantly there was great crv 80
same him" Name him. "Who T.
ny "Sirs," said Sheridan 81 shah ~ ~ -
name the person; it is most unn,o no'
ant thing to do. But don't sunnosa 49, trn.
l abstain because there is ony d,ts .nn'
" in naming him. could do 90 "i ",
SON." Jack Robin
Iney naturally inferred from n,s
uiarhs that Jack or John Robinson u'.,
tue person whom he alluded 70 as
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
The Impertinent Waiter.

lie entered drug emporium and
said to the clerk in a vigorous tone
without trace of shame or difidence,
Give me bottle of the best hair re-
storer you've got"
The clerk booked at him with some
establishment.
Interpreting his look. the customer
said
Yes, it's for myself. and I'm NOT
ashamed to say so, either. For Years
I've laughed at the references made to
my hairless poll. | considered If .
good joke, because I'm still Young. and
thousands of older men than | still
nave all their hair, and | don't regard
absence OF it as Il sign of age.
but I've changed my mind now 7
want hair on top Of my head. The LAST
straw came today. when | went into
restaurant where I've been in the
habit of dining with a friend This
friend is only few years Younger
imam me. but he has ii thick sbocl, of
hair, which gives him rather voutb-
full appearance.
Wei. when the waiter came to tal,a
my order he nodded, as usual and
tnen remarked. rather impertinentlv
| thought '''
Where's your son todayY New
York Telegram.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
AD ApiDal Story For
Little Folks
The Divided Apple

Mr.. Pig and Mr.. Goat met one day
under an apple tree, and after they had
hidden each other good morning they
turned their eyes toward the upper
branches to see what amount Of fruit
was on the tree
And what do you suppose they saw
Only one apple. But such a fine, ripe
apple it was and large enough to make
up for any number of smaller pieces
of fruit.
"Will you do me favor?' asked the
pig of the goat.
What is it?" asked the goat.
Wont you butt up against this tree
as hard as you can and shake that
apple down for me?"
'Oh, hop' cried the goat. 81 was Just
going to ask you to rub up against the
tree as hard as you could so as to
shake that apple down for me-"
No, III not shake it down for you.
but I'll shake it down for myself" said
the pig.
"lf you do, I'll get it and eat It,"
answered the goat; but | think that
III have to butt the tree so as to get
the apple for myself"
IF you do. I'll get it and eat it," re-
piled the pig.
so they both went to work to think
OF Il plan that would insure their get
ting the apple. After awhile the goat
said:
I'll tell you what we'll do. You rub
against the tree, and I'll butt the tree,
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
LORD DALE AND THE
CAPTAINS MAN
BY CYRUS DERICkS0N
Copyright. 1905, by n. c. Mcclure

| was Captain ChsUdon's man-noi
bis valet. l was private soldier in his
company for three years on the Afghan
frontier. and after we had both been
wounded in the same skirmish and II
had been my luck TO help him off the
field he asked for my detail as his
man. | may have performed ali the
duties of valet but the term was
never applied to me. AS his man
had a record behind me and n standing
among the rank and file.
Captain Chardon came into posses
sion of a large property and threw up
his commission. My term of enlistment
had expired, and | returned to Eng
land with him.
The captain and | understood each
other very well. He used to boast, so
was told, that was one out of q thou
sand and | was free to declare that
no officers man ever had a better mas
ter. When he established himself in
rooms In London, | had full charge.
and he trusted me to the fullest extent.
There was no wild rioting. Captain
Chardon was good fellow, and plenty
of good fellows came to see him and
drank and played, but there was moth
ing to scandalize
In time | got to know all his callers
in way. There We're three or four
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

| newspapers fill the minds of our bows
with stories of how great thieves, by
taking the advantage of their fellow
men have acquired millions. Such
stories generally close with the inn
piled motto: go We forth into the
world and emulate the thieves; all
things are possible to him who gets
the ''drop."
What will the poor boy think of
his teachers when he becomes a man
and gets in the 'jug" for his first at
tempt at emulation?
Either the political and education
al systems are at fault, or the govern
ment is taking too great liberties
with its subjects.
Children in our day are not encour-
aged to steal loaves of bread. nor
fifty cent dollars. This would place
them in the lower strata with the
criminals, and the charge would be
made for face value anyway But
to take over twenty thousand at one
time. IN good honest money is not a.
crime and should not be treated AS
such. JIM JOHNSON.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
NOTICE OF F0RFEITrpp
Mineral, Washington co

'r'er"'' Washington County a.,
TO James Hays, you are bsr., March 81 i
nay expended One Hundred dIIiuned
ana improvements upon the m noliafs ia
iniiu,ie cain situate in the Wasb; vA jazz
p,s.rlct, Washington county. Id Iuh,oglon VI
peat oy certificate filed in the ofi"O Is viii
eoraer Of said County Cor DistricynV 81 'hs
t o,u s sa.u premises under the proysior. 0
heinz J" ,1 KS Revised Statutes of the ' Us,
the year ending December ri u ,ono the san,
Ana If within ninety DAYS frow
thls notice Cor within ninety da 'us si'i1
notice by publication. YOU faii ~ S' ~ ala
tribute Your proportion of srrb s, ,slus
coVowner, Your interest in said eoi,Ptuullg1
Section 1921. '"'scri n unds
6l-12-W SSuid
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
NOTICE TO SHEEP MEN.

The citizens of Helena postoffice
nave come to the conclusion that we
Will claim or take advantage of the
mile limit law. We therefore give
notice to sheep men to keep off our
ranges or prosecution will follow.
Last year the range was grazed off
by sheep and left us without GRASS
Tor our horses and besides made the
water unfit for use.
A. M. ToMsLEY,
JOSEPH Brown,
j. l.. THOMPSON,
FERDINAND ALERs.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
looked at me for moment with seri.


looked at me for a moment with seri
Gus face and then replied:
Stevens, you can't suspect Lord Dale
of taking that cameo away"
II don't say that l do, sir, but 1t has
disappeared from the cabinet. If he
didn't
Then | took 1t down the country rs
a present to my cousin. You must be
careful, my man, or you will get into
trouble"
knew that my master lied. | knew
be lied to save Lord Dale's reputation.
he left for the country. II was not for
Inc 10 assert or argue. however. | said
not word more, but accepted the re-
buke in humble spirit and went about
my duties. After that | checked off
the property every day, taking the
when | was at leisure.
1t wasn't many days before the lord
was back again. and master fortunate
ly was out. From a hiding place pre-
pared In advance | saw the caller
pocket three ivory figures and jewel
handled dagger as coolly as if he had
been thievng all his life. More than
that, | followed him when he left the
house and was close at his heels when
he entered the shop of dealer to dis
pose of his loot. 1t was next morning
before | had opportunity to speak to
the captain. Then said:
FL beg pardon. sir. but may | ask if
Lord Dale is off in his head!"
"Why do you ask" he queried in
reply.
Because the property he carried
away from these rooms yesterday can
be found at - Regent street. Perhaps
the other missing article is there too"
Master made no reply whatever. But
an hour later he stroled down to the
dealers. found all his missing proper
ty and brought it back When he came
home he put the bundle into my hands
and said:
Yes, Stevens. Lord Dale is slightly
off. but the matter is confidential and
must go no further. You had best lock
the cabinets after this and put the
keys in your pocket"
That was all-all until Lord Dale.
with the mania of plumber in his soul.
called again. Master had slipped out
only quarter of an hour before. My
lord had not been in the sitting room
i've minutes when he came out to me
with a curious look on his face and
said:
stevens. see that your master has
been buying several new curiosites of |
ate?"
Yes, sir" replied. Eyes. sir, he
picked up several new things at -
regent street the other day. and that |
he charwoman might not be tempted |
have locked the cabinets. DO Won
wish for the keys. sir?'
HIN! HIM! | think not, Stevens. |
hinll | will be going
He went, and that was his last call
It the rooms. do not know what ex-
'lanations my master made. If any. but
know | made none. How could |. n
man." accuse blue
Hood of thievery?
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

blue bloods among them-real linton
pers who We're going the pace-and
Lord Dale led this crowd. When sober
he was snob and cad When in his
cups, he was thorough vulgarian and
would as soon carouse with n cabmau
as 10 drink with Il gentleman. He had
been introduced by good friend of
my masters, and, being lord. he was
allowed many liberties over Il common
er, but believe that Captain Chardon
would have preferred his room to his
company after his first visit. | took n
strange dislike to him on first sight
but of course that didn't count
That Lord Dale had made ducks and
brakes of his Inheritance and gone to
the money lenders was common renort
but no one knew just how hard ND he
was. On his very first visit to nv mas
Ter two tradesmen would have wavlaid
MN at the door as he left had | not
sent them away on false scent. His
morning mail consisted mostly of duns
and threats. and writ servers were aft.
or MN during the rest of the day.
Those things did not affect his general
reputation. however. AS blue blood
lord may do many things that would
prlng disgrace upon tradesman.
VI all the callers at our rooms no one
except Lord Dale would insist upon
entering when informed that the can
talh was out. Sometimes he would
ma the captain at home. but engoped
with his letters or accounts or With
some old friend of bygone DAYS At
other times he would wait for him fo,
half an hour or more and then knocl,
Things about and go away cursinp
never could learn that any of his calls
had any pressing object i'm view. If
was rather his obstinate. hulldozing
way.
AS the captains man | was RESPONSE
Die for all personal property. and
may tell you that the rooms contained
many portable objects of value There
We're rare old vases, great and small;
valuable cameos uncut gems from Tn
ala, ivory statuettes from Japan.
had written list of them. and once a
week | went through the rooms and
checked off.
one Friday Lord Dale made n call
when the captain had gone into the
country for the day. My word that he
was not Mt home simply resulted i'm
an irrsolent stare, and the caller passed
on TO the sitting room. He waited for
an hour and then kicked over n chair
upset screen and clattered down
stairs. Next day was my day for
checking on, and | had scarcely begun
when | discovered that a valuable In
uisn cameo was missing. | knew that
cameo to have been in It's cabinet Fri.
nay morning. No one but Lord Dale
nao called in the twenty-four hours.
Inc captain returned Saturday after
noon' and reported the loss. He
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
Notice of Establishment of Nst,o,.,
TREASURY DEPARTMENT opv,or
TH II COM pnROI L LED ~ 1. -. Vrfllk

TREASURY DEPARTMENT opv,ou
M n Il 70 MPrROLLER OF THE crJ Rpn
Washington. d. C. April 10Th lo0e s'Aat'
WI EREAS: BY satisfactory eyi vida
ed to the undersig ned it has been %sds "
that The First National RAM I'Ao us ~ \
oca ied In the city OF Weiser. in The ~ ,' Sa
washington and state OF Idaho he, V Ivy
with all the provisions OF the sta,n,. y.
Sni'eo states. required to be complied ~
lore an assoclat on shall be autborilaS !.
inence the business of Banking. now ~.
!. Thomas p Kane, Deputy and Acti,s "' "
roller OF the Currency, do hereby cssiS
me FIRST National Bank of Wessr Y
IN the city OF Weiser in the county Of NJ, n
ton. ana state OF Idaho. is AUTHORIZE X
inehce the business OF Banking AS pro,Iil
section hfty one hundred aud sixty.nUs
revised statutes OF the United States cow1
OF the State Bank of Idaho. Ltd Weiss,
In testimony whereof witness m,
lsEALl and seal OF Office this twepty.prl
VI april 1910 TIP KAyE}
Deputy and Acting COmpj
" VIC N"irehcy' 1lHI
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

Weiser City Water Ditch and Irrigation
pany. Principal place OF business il
Washington County, Idaho.
Notice rs hereby given that at a meeting
board of directors OF the above named col
zion. held at the court house. Of Ws,ba
county. in Weiser. Idaho. on the 2srd /
May. A. ID. 1909. an assessment Of iyr i
per share was levied upon the capital "a
said corporation. PAYABLE on The arst /
July. A. u. 1908 to Nor,al Gorrie secrslir
Weiser. Idaho.
Amy stock upon which this assessments ID
unpaid on the said LIST day OF July 1905 4
delinquent and advertised for sale at pub 4
ton, and unless pay ment is made bec,|
be sold on the first day Of August, va
O'Clock p. N. to pay the delinquent ass,a1
together with costs Of advertising aud n
of sale
Dated at Weiser. Idaho. this 25th. dar 4
1903. NORNAL G0RRlE
SrrI
Office at my residence Weiser Idaho Z.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
Cash for Harness.
We, the undersigned, after the
hrst day of July, 1903, will sell for
cash only. HARRIS & DEAN.
SO WALTER w. RIGGS.

Chamberlains Stomach and Liver
Tablets are just what you need when
you have no appetite, feel dull after
eating and;lwake up with bad taste
IN your mouth. They will improve
your appetite, cleanse and invigorate
your stomach and give you relish
Tor your food. For sale by all drug
gists
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
The Sunset on the WeiSer.

The sun hung low in the distance
AT the close of a summers day
II was scene of inspiring grandeur
A magnificent display.
L or banked in the west DER the mountain.
The clouds-some silvery bright.
Some, heavy. dark and portentious
Some, airy, fleecy and light
were waiting the touch of the masters
brush
Before the coming night.
Such scene of transformation
AS the sun sank meath the crest
In II flood of heavenly glory
In the cloudbanks of the west.
NO mortal tongue could e'tr describe
Nor mortal mind conceive
All the beauties of the sunset
On quiet summer eve.
Nor how the souls uplifted
By the grandeur we perceive.
Every color known to nature
Set in one etfulgent glow:
Every blenu that art has dreamed of
Burned behind the cleaning snow.
Al tne ralnoows gorgeous colors
Mingled with celestial dyes.
Ever shifting, ever changing
rms panorama of the skies.
Revealing to weak earthly creatures
Just glimpse of Paradise.
Those celestial fires kept burning
axe plane OF FURNISHED gold
Always changing, to our vision
Other beauties to unfold
ihen relreatng, fading dying
AS the sun linking low
Yet as slowly ard as silent
AS sluggish rivers flow.
Till an amber sea reflected
solemn twilight afterglow
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

PLAYING solitaire. You can always
cheat yourself into the belief that
you're having good time.
why does it always seem to rain
harder on a Sunday Just before church
time than on Saturday just before
matinee time?
he is made to feel sometimes.-House-
keeper.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

ana when the apple falls we will run
10 the spot, and the first one to gel
there may have the apple"
Inc pig agreed, and they set ia
work. The goat butted as hard as he
could and the pig rubbed as hard as
he could. The tree shook. and down
came the apple.
Both Of the animals rushed for it.
ana they got there about the same
time' The apple in falling had split in
halves, and each of the animals grab.
bed half
we'll that was the best way out of
our controversy after all" said the
goat munching his half of the apple.
believe it was" assented the mig
as he chewed on his half.-Pittsburg
Dispatch
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
The Sure Nav

TO prevent Pneumonia and Consump-
ZION IS to cure your cold when il
lirst appears. Acker's. English Rem
cay Will stop the cough in a night
ana drive the cold out of your svs.
rem. Always quick and sure cme
Tor Asthma, Bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles. If it does
not satisfy you, the drug gist will re-
rnho your money. Write to us for
Tree sample. W. H. HOOKER q Co
Buffalo, n. Y.
WALKER x SoMMERcAMp
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

on,r Ia" ae NEE men estimated that there are
the rn,to, really handsome men in
dars ~. u states. Every man won.
'e ps, where the other 1890 are "'
'nR bachelor is good doc, IA.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17
Notice of Assessment,
sunnyside Ditch comp.0,

sunnyside Ditch COMPANY ~
" business, Weiser, Idaho ILL., prhcp,l
:, NOTICE IS hereby given tho,
or, 1ar 900 %, directors held at Wa.s meeting.
s sha a'o an assessment Of 81. ' ns Idaho
OF sA sei IAs levied on the subscribbeod
per cent on or before JpIys anle as follo..
hve per cent on or befors' i2.n 1903 and ~,
payable to the secretary nj bbtecember lSa
loaho. And notice is hsr ns ofice ID II.
STOCK upon which said IVY ivy given !h'
leinains unpaid on July 1s't Dr..
ue,,nquent and advertised for VIII be AL
payment is made before. viii 'I b sale and
s ao,n, ,SoS; And all stock NJ nn sold on n
Sey lax per cent remains pOa vh
viii be- ad ISci will be declared a ai.Oos
made before Mi be ,oF so sale and uuess
T34w r. ~ upon January lss
O' T. WILLIAMS ss ~
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

Overhaul your mower at once and
see if repairs are needed. Sections
IN stock for all machines. HAAS
Bros.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

is the cause of more discomfort than
any other allment. If you eat the
thihgs That you want, and that are
good Tor you, you are distressed
Ackers Dyspepsia Tablets will make
your digestion perfect and prevent
Dyspepsia and its attendant disagree.
able symptoms. You can safely eat
anything, at any time, if YOU take
one OF these Tablets af terward
Sold by all druggists under a posi-
1--WE guarntee. 20 cts. Money re
funded it you are not satisfied
send to us for free sample. w
H. HOOKER u Co. Buffalo, N. Y.
WALKER & SoMMERoAMp.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

The Milwaukee leads.
'ott y. +. KDIBALL
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

we are prepared to do all kinds of
sheet iron, copper or tin work Haas
Bros. -o.e
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-06-17

The da|
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-29
THE "WEDNESDAY CLUB
DECENNtAL.

ri Al brilliant and satisfying concert last
evening closed the tenth anniversary OF
the Wednesday, Clubs annual festivals
(Aila Of tho concerts lave been excellent IN
point OF artistic work. and Intelligent So
lection Of numbers, but It Is not Upon the
social or financial success achieved tn tat
The Tlnes-D Dispatch wishes to conErntu-
,lata the wednesday Club. Tho motives
for our praise lie deeper than mere out
ward Indications Of prosperity Other
cities have doubtless Ind ut times larger
orchcstrts and more world-ronowned.
even IL not better, artists to sing for their
dedication, but when the number Of play
crs and the names OF the singers are 70
be measured merely in forms OF dollars
there Is no more real cause for seil us
faction on the part Of q community IN
the possession OF the one than IN the
presence of any other mercantile conf
modify. z
But in Richmond the W ednesdhy CLUB
has been the cause Of producing CIVIC
snlri4. widespread love for music, an
eve r Increasing circle Of those VINO are arc
ri a
constantly brought in contact with great
creations from the minds Of the u. lo sfe's'
ot tha world Of music. The outward 'e5 man ntlt
Hesitation Of this appreciation is sho~ll
IN the character Of the choruses-po =. =
those Of the children lind Of the cup y IT.
self. NJ mere money can get such results y
as those which the choruses gave during M
the concerts, and It is because OF these ,e'Ff'
results, It is because of the h NJ
musical work which the "Wednesday e1 4. y
has been instrumental in creating N R 'n'
niond, that the public thanks are t que 70
those whose we'll directed ' efforts nave
brought this to pass BASS {,
with such asrecord we may con fidentiS
hone for a far greater widening is the the
SCOPE and value OF the work to be done DO
u the next decade in Richmond by the the
"Wednesday Club. }iaSs
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-29
With a Dominant or Two.

- 4 u . q = -
In the Interest of suffering human-
ity, won't some one write song that
will take tho place of ".rhe Holy Ctty7@5
Between the & bootblac ks and music
schools, this song has been worn 80
threadbare you can see through 1t.-Aus-
tin (Tex.) Statesman. .53
Arnenl III
One remedy Tor the divorce evil5in Viz
ginia undoubtedly lies In requiring that
all divorce hearings BIO made in open
court, and that the legal papers In the
divorce suit be made public property.
Publicity Is Enthusiastically one Of the
possibly remedies for divorce Norfolk
Dispatch. t
There is q good deal Of sound sense in
that paragraph.
AZ The Richmond Times Dispatch thinks
that II there is another Thomas Jefferson
hidden out somewhere 1t is a good time
for him to come forward and got busy.
4 Does not the Times-Dlsratch know that
3Jefferson's Ideas of Democracy and states
smanship are considered old-fashioned by
progressive Democrats ~ Montgomery
Advertiser.
Does not the esteemed Advertiser know
progressive Democratic need, above all
things, some ideas, old-fashioned or 9TH
erwIse. f