Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-11-07

did you expect her to marry?
Ethel didn't know that your Aunt
Dorothy was married. Reggie-Well
she is. l guess l know. cause | went
to her acknowledgements
She lost her head when he proposed,
but Ie, a trifie holder, made search
for it distractedly. and found 1t on his
shoulder .-Philadelphia Record.
Rooney Where did We git tn black
eye, Moike? CIaucy-Why, Tim Do
lan's just back from his honeymoon
an twas me advised Tim T. git mar
ried.Judgc.
Don't you think that woman's
clever" Clever! Why, she's 70
clever she can make all her clothes
without other women knowing itF-
Brooklyn Life
She--I trust, Jack, our marriage via
not he against your fathers will Jack
I'm sure l hope not. 1t would be
mighty hard for us If he should change
it.-rown and Country.
Chlmmy--How much fer dat dia-
mond ring in defe-de big one? Jewel
er-Four hundred dollars. CHIMNEY
Say. Mag, would yer sooner hev dat
en- plate NV ice cream?
Snapp-He's got scheme FOR max
Ing money that seems TO be all right
in theory. Skrsipp-Huhl All men with
theories are fools. Snapp--Indccd2
! That's your theory. is it?-Phiajel
phia Ledger.
Briggs-It's too bad about Wrinkle
and the girl he's engaged to. Neither
OF them is good enough for the Other
Griggs What makes you think that2
We'll I've been talking the matter
over with both families. Life
This is a pretty time Of night for
that girl next door to be playing the
piano." remarked an indignant lady
To her husband "Oh, she's no respec
| tor of time! You can tell that FROM
the way she's paying" rejolned he
Where did you get thai
sideboard? WHEAT an auction. for
500. Husband~-Awful! could have
bought the same thing for $50 Wife
Well l wasn't going To let that WON,
an across the way outbid me.-Brook
! lyn Life.
He-The astrologer described you
exactly and said that / should marry
you. She--Don't you think 1t was
waste of money to consult him2 He
| Why? SheI could have told YOU
the same thing myself If you had
asked mel
Man Dressmaker--We what now1
Apprentice have discovered n way
10 make a woman's dress SO Chat she
viii look like n hump backed baboon
with bats wings Man Dressmaker--
Glorious' 1t VIII become the rage
New York Weekly.
III is her proud boast that she has
never heard IN opera in her life" lyon
must be mistaken She isn't Puritan
at all, bui quite n gay society girl
That's Just it, She never goes to the
opera except az one of box party"
Philadelphia Press.
He (as they were seated In quiet
nook near the llnks)--Are you quite
sure we have never met before this
season. She-Yes; quite positive. He
And ydu haven't sister? She-No.
why do yol ask He--Well, I'm posi-.
tive ! Rugged that blouse before, some
where
Aren't there some Jealousies In Your
progressive euchre clubT mo, IN
deed answered young Mrs. Torkins;
when we buy prizes we are always
careful 10 select things that no one
really wants, 80 that the winner win
not be an object Of envy. Washing.
ton Star.
Mr., Kidder-Ah, how deg do, doctor!
If you have few minutes to spare
wish you would come over TO my
house and chloroform my youngest
boy. Or. What is the matter
with the lad? Mr. Kidder-Oh, his
mother wants to comb his hair.-Har-
pcr's BaZar
Creditor" See, herel Now that
you've come in for some money, why
don't you pay my bin2" slopay-
tainly beg pardon--what Is your
namef" Creditor iegler." Slopay
Sorry, but you'il have to wait rm
paying my creditors in alphabetical
order Philadelphia Press.
40" said The fair proprietor Of the
refrigerator heart. - cannot he your
wife. but IN be sister to you"
Thanks. awfulIg,' rejoincd the youth
who was left al the post. III there
is one thing need more than another
il is an elderly sister to look after
me aud prevent me from making fool
Of myself Chicago Daily News.
A girl about five years Of age was
wandering around the other day, when
Il policeman espied lcr, and asked.
Where you going sissy" Going
home Where is your homer II
can't find IT," "Canl you? Then I'm
afraid you arc lost" oh, no, / ain'tP'
she promptly replied I'm right here