New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-08-06
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

81 am short one Norwegian girl. hair light, eyes
blue. destined Horton, Mont" This was the mes
sage sent by the st. Paul agent of the Northern
Pacific Express Company to the agent at Chicago
because he had bill of ladng for the parcel and
no girl Teckla Hanson, the little human express
package, had travelled parcel from her native
country as far as Chicago, and she had been lost
on the rebilling. The girl was found, however she
having left the unobserved, and returned of her
own accord.
Bravery.-''You spoke very admiringly of that
mans courage.
. But he was never a soldier fireman or a
No; but he eats mushrooms that he has gath
cred himself CWashington Star.
Nowhere is the woman doctor more in evidence
than in Russia. Among the wild and scattered
population of this immense country there is in
exhaustibe field for women as doctors and teach
ers and it is the knowledge of this fact which has
disarmed the opposition to their going through uni
versites. In 1897 Russia had 9g7 women DOCTORS
and the number constantly increases. In this pro-
fession Russian women have made a distinguished
name. They have enormous practices in the great
towns, and largely employed by the municipaIi-
ties.
ANOTHER BOOM LAUNCHED
Lsecretary Schultz Of the Miwsukee Health Depart
for the food used in boarding houses and hotels
At last the boarding house brigade has found a
The man of destiny is here. we see the hand of
No more the custard cup shall be puzzle to our
No more the famished boarders shall be forced to
And every boarder in the land arises and saIutes,
And cheers the name and sounds the fame of Sec
rotary Schultz
Here is a at last who knows his country's
Who knows the legons compelled on doubtful
Who knows the way the butter stands defiant on
And how the the coffee is too weak its steam to
He knows the second handed pies and plaster paris
Each boarding place will boom the race of secre-
tary Schultz.
Hurrah! for now, at last, the man who boards
That is not adamantine stuff. too stn to bend or
And ali the secret, hidden things shall swiftly go
Wen know exactly what is put into the dish of
Each 69ardeT says this is the man who all require
And makes a note that he will vote for Secretary
The leather covered griddle cake must fly to other
For Secretary Schultz is apt to say just what he
So up from all the boarding houses now cheer is
A cheer that means that here's the man to run for
Star boarders and delinquents are prepared to bet
their boots
That sehaz voice wi" cheer the choice Secretary
-(Chicago Tribune.
The citizens OF Honolulu determined to do all
within their power TO promote immigration to the
islands. With this end in view, the Honolulu Mer-
chants Association and the Chamber of Commerce
will advertise the advantages of Hawaii to the out
side world, besides catering to the comfort of
visitors who arrive there The Merchants Asso-
citation has cabled Secretary Root of the War De-
partment guaranteeing a constant supply of coal
for army transports bound for the United States to
and from Manila, and asking that troops sent TO
the Philippines be hereafter routed by way Of
Honolulu. Options three steamers available for
the government revenue cutters have been sent
10 Washington by E. r. StackabIe Collector of the
Port of Honolulu. This action was taken in ac-
cordance with instructions received some time
since. the Treasury Department being anxious to
secure vessel suitable for the use of its officials
in Hawaii.
Mrs. Feedum-Why do you move SO lazlly? Don't
you know that time and tide wait for no MANI
Tattered Tucker-Dat may be all right about tide
lady; but I'm ateared deres a bunch O. time waitn'
fer me de next time 1 git Jugged--CF<ansas City
Journal.
During the Popes Illness there was a host NJ
callers at the Apostolic Legation in Washington
Their visits brought into notice one OF the most
remarkable negroes in the country. James J. Mat
tingly, who answers the doorbeIl. He is TWENTY
years old and a hngUlst James can talk In
five different languages and is studying three or
four more. The boy talks 1uently in English
French. Italian Latin and Greek and Is now
studying Spanish. Portuguese. German and other
languages. His parents hardly read or write
What prevents the ocean from Overlooking thu
landr' asked the teacher 'e ''io
Its tide" came a shriu voice from tha tou -
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