Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1903-05-28
SCHNIDER ON NEW LAWS
Some Ideas Concerning Fish
Laws and Other Acts.
lRy W. j. Wimer. J

Now, Mr.. Editor, init your con
sents, | wish to cuss unnt discuss some
uf der laws vich vas moct by der last
legisligature upon der people.
First, We shall not shoot der salmon
NIT dunemup powter, unnt We shall
not spear them, unnt We shall catch
der salmon trouts NIT der hook unnt
line; unnt We shall catch der salmon
init hook unnt line, not much; unnt
We shall pay der fines to der hatch
cries unnt der hatcheries vas kill der
salmon trouts because it vas eaten der
salmon eggs, unnt der salmon vas be-
long to de fisheries at der mout uf der
rifer unnt der markets uf Asia.
Before der canneries vas in vogue,
Rogue rifer vas plack unnt plue NIT
salmon unnt salmon trouts, unnt it
vas one uf der boss resources uf de
country; unnt one uf vich We vas
proudt; unnt vas goot for der people.
Vas id so now?
A macharity uf der legisligators
upon der people, vile at Salem last
winter bv der votements haf salt um-
fatically, dus; I've shall by desc
presentments take from nit you that
vich Gott in his wisdom guf you. +"
Der natural resources, unnt der peo.
pie petamit. "
Des law vas der penalties if you
shooten der salmon nit der spear or
init der dunemup powter; it vas der
same en- you shooten them NIT der
pepper-b box pistol as der big gun, If
der law haf salt that der wish net
don't will extend beyond der mittle
uf der stream unnt der fisheries haf
moot dem from both banks to der
mittle uf der riber unnt connect unnt
say if it vas der same penalties der
little gun as der big gum unnt vas
scheutzen at der salmon at all l would
take der 13-inch cannon.
Men would vote NIT house pill num-
per 292 NIT as much as one eye half
open should haf no pay; unnt should
be finet; unnt still bet you they would
go there yoos that they may be callet
der Hon. Boliver l. +. d. Phelps
from east uf der mountains
Yost look at der assessment law
vich takes der chairs der house out uf
unnt leave me unnt der olt woman
standing CUP. Unnt der assessor init
der big book in der big sole leather
holster comes into mine house unnt
Katrina vas hite der chairs; unnt We
set ouse der stool unnt der assessor as
sets all down on der big book efery-
dings from der family Bible in der
vootshet to der gimlet in der library.
Unnt he assets down mine dog
Bointer wort more as young Schneider
vich know des vas not so ven Yawcup
vas costen me twenty taller alrcaty
unnt | got der dog for holdings
Unnt des logisligature vas pass der
law vich declarationed that der young
man who wish to get marrit vas spiel
dree taller, ven it vas two prefously.
dinks des law vas violationing der
Sherman act unnt vas in restraint ui
trate unnt batly in need uf der refer
enditt dinks me sure ifit had been
in vogue twenty years alreaty der
state would have less more as five
hundredt vite headed little web feet.
mint de legisligatores upon der people
hat combined unnt pass de bad laws
unnt charge de people by de day der.
for, unnt at de same time declarations
that dose people shall not combine to.
gether In der corporation mitouse
buying der license unnt pay der taxes
on der stock, unnt der man nit der
big book assets down der property
vich der stock epresentments; unnt
der big shitherac man comes aroundl
ven der apples fall NIT der shithetaC
loaded nit smokeloss powter unnt
takes der property; unnt take from
you, tear reader, der limbergar cheese,
der Bologna sausage, unnt der lonl
pipe from der faterland, unnt cfry
dings yich vas lost at both ends.
Unnt dey pas. der law that We shal
not smoke der sickrefrst, yeh we chew
gum like der squaws on der rescrya
tions. They vas afrait der sickrcgre
vas paralizs der ncrfcs uf der brain
uunt der energies, unnt We loson ouI
senses unnt We could not pay ou
taxes twice der first year at once
Unnt der law vas past by yich del
people would pay one huntret NIT zitl
five tousand taller nit yich to bull
der yailroad in der Columbia rife
a'reaty vile der trafeling pooblic vall
der falls aroundt.
vas hereby tolt you, Mr. Editor
init profoundment des vas rccklar sal
taxes: lin time uf peace preparation
for var hvich is sure to come ven del
dog yns assesst for feer taller unnt al
der neghbors will swear 1t vas not toI
cent wort
In der cours ui human cycutment
We shall referend dose laws or We dou
will save any dings from der wreck.
pllMAMhN SIACE. N0ANL