Arizona republican., 1903-12-26
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TWO DRUNkS. Two Mexicans
 were jailed yesterday having fallen un- 1 der the eXuberating influence of liquid
 red fire.
 GONE TO CHICAGO. Receiver 1 Shepherd of the Eastern Sugar com pany left on last nights M. & P. train
 for Chicago.
 FOR ASSOCIATION MEETING. | Professor and Mrs. Neff, of Jerome,
 arrived yesterday ." rping and will spen1 the next few days L"re vIEItinc | friends and attending the meeting of the Teachers association next week.
 WlNSOR BROWN. .-M MT. Mulford Winsor. proprietor of the Phoenix En- terprise, was married yesterday at Tue son to Miss Beatrice Brown. daughter of MT. and Mrs. J. k. Brown. M;. Brown is a prominent cattleman of Pima county and is former sheriff of the county.
 DELAYED MAIL.-There. was. no California mail yesterday the South ern Pacific train from the west not reaching Maricopa till . o'clock in the afternoon. It's arrival being uncertain the M. X P. did not send a special to connect with t. Had it done so the mail could not have been ready for de- livery till very late in the afternoon. It is therefore expected that double mail will be received this morning. TT WENT QUICkLY.-A Phoenix man who had little deposit ;n bank for holiday purposes, got separated from his money on Thursday SC quick iy that it left very bad taste in his mouth. He drew out S45 with which he expected to make more than one person beside himself happy, and showed it in his vest pocket. He went directly home and felt in his pocket
 for the money, but il was gone. It was
 straight case of hard luck for no noe hobbed him that he knows of. The mon ey just crawled out of his pocket and
 fell to the ground.
 A CHRISTMAS DiNNER.-Marsha Kinney seems to have a heart as cold
 as that of the ice trust. but the pre- sumption is false. His heart is hard to reach only because if is so warm he has to keep it under an asbestos cover surrounded by d layer of fire brick, but
 when one does get next to him he dis covers a blaze as hot as double con centrated extract of tobasco sauce. The eight men in the city jail are offered
 as witnesses in defense of this state llleil'h 1eSteIudE lllc HAT Sildl sent them down a fine turkey dinner.
 REWARD.-A certain Phoenix man
 offers a reward of million dollars for the apprehension of the thief who spoiled his Christmas. He must be re- turned alive. however. for the injured
 man desires the pleasure of killing him himself. The citizen alluded to had
 made great preparations for yesterday
 l.,.~
 mother had been engaged in the man ufacture of a special brand of mince
 meat for which her son had a particu- lar weakness. With other things. il was placed in a refrigerator outside the house Thursday night. It was gone on Friday morning. The gentleman of fers no reward for the return of the mince meat. His interest in it has giv- en way to an all-consuming desire to find the man who stole it.
 MIR. KYLE'S CHRISTMAS.-Never till yesterday did D. P. Kyle make pub lie one of the startling incidents of his visit to Missouri last summer
 and he would not do it now only that
 things have turned out so satisfactor fly he can't help referring to it. It al so explains what kept him away ffom home so long. The fact is he lost his return ticket over the santa Fe and had to rustic up another before he could get back again and the pleasing part of 1t is that the railroad com pany has been engaged ever since in properly establishing the facts in the | case so it could refund the money he had advanced for the second ticket. Yesterday the refund came and it was q very enjoyable Christmas present for | Mr. Kyle.
 COWBOY BANQUET-Jack Gibson, the tallest cowboy on earth, and who makes up in good nature what he lacks ] in long hair, will this night give a ! banquet at the Hoffman saloon a Ia rodeo with Mexican trimmings served | in fricasseed French. This banquet is | for the exclusive enjoyment of the | cowboys, broncho riders, time keepers and others comprising the caste of ] characters in yesterdays spectacular | tournament at Eastlake park. and the | one that will be held today, unless the | earthquake reaches Phoenix and turns l the park upside down. The banquet | will be served on canvas and will con- i sist of everything that q range rider may absorb without embarrassment to ! the law or his gastrOnOmic economy. i The sheriff will be on hand to see that the boys stop when they get through