Evening journal., 1903-05-21
The greatest patriots we see
Among Columbian faces
Are almost always found to be
In soft official places.

Are almost always IOullu 10 De
In soft official places.
II married people lived several blocks
apart and met by stealth there would
be no need Of divorce courts.
II the hired girl could write a book,
what a field she would have. for the
tragedies and comedies OF the back
door have sever been depicted from
her standpoint. It would make a new
and interesting study. in folk lore.
yes. ] explained the whole theory
of the new discovery to my wife,
And what did she say?'
"She said: George, can you remem-
Der who the Scurfeld girl married. I've
been trying all day to thing of his
name"
Professor +. r. Marshall has left a
college faculty 10 be "A head man on
great farm in Iowa. He was assistant
to the chair Of animal husbandry at
the Iowa Agricultural College, and his
new place is i'm the live stock division
Of the famous Brookmount farms.
Il don't know what to get for my
husbands birthday present" said Mrs.
Newed.
why not buy him an ash receiver
asked Mrs. OLD Girl.
Oh, it is too early for that" replied
Mrs. Newed. He hasn't filled M more
than half of the vases in the house yet"
Spartacus-I suppose when you were
little your father took you to see the
circus?
Smartacus-Yes he always said he
went to take me. but if he hadn't been
bow-legged / never would have got a
squint at the parade.
New Catcher-There is something
peculiar about this mask. 1t smells
like hair.
Pitcher-Yes. sir. we have been us
ing 1t as a dog muzle since last season
Photographer-"what made that
lady to refuse to accept the pictures
we made for her?'
Clerk-"The two ladies with her told
her they were a perfect likeness.
King Christian Of Denmark, although
IS years old, will leave in few days 10
paris to return the visit of President Lou
bet and later will return iKng Edward
visit.
The Lady-"Johnny, l hear that YOU
father now has a position that some
times keeps him away from home tw'
and thee days at a time
The Kid-"Yes, ma'am: he work
in a powder mill.
Fashion Editor-"Here's deserip
ton of summer bonnet costing $SI.
Managing Editor-"Cut it out o
we'll have a lot of husbands suing u
for mental anguish under the Crazy
/ Salus law"
The new Dominican House Of STUD
les is to be Immediately begun IL
Washington, near the Catholic uniVer
sity. When finished 1t will be IN
largest Gothic monastery in America
The oxford University Press issue
on an average forty Bibles every min
ute. and this number can be readil
doubled. Every year 500 tons of pape
are used for oxford Bibles alone.
Bob-Archie has just bought sea
on the Stock Exchange.
Edith-The dear boy l shall max
5 him two sofa pillows Tor it at once.
, Did the dentist hurt you muc
2 Elsie?" asked her mother, solicitously
E Yes, mamma" replied the sma
$ girl: but he was very nice every tin
D he did"
= VERY niceg How do you mean?'
p why. he always said OUGHT befo
could"
Host-My wife is worrying aboi
there being thirteen at the table L
night
= Guest -Superstitious, Ell?
r Host-No. not exactly; but she h
d only dozen silver knives ana iorAs'
d Teacher-"Now tell me, Willie, VIII
g great General prayed on the battl
e aeld?'
p Joseph Bashaw. ia years old mas j
j. died in salem, ore. He served in the
IT of 1SO6-i5 under Napoleon. He drove an
IS team 10 Oregon in 1877, and was then
ir gray-haired man.
The twenty railway bridg
N on the Uganda (Africa) road
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