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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-10
A New Graft.

An Atlantic City bartender contrib
utes this to the symposium exploit
ing the dead beat: "A man comes in
the other day and says: Give me a
glass of beer | draws the beer. sets
it before him and he says: That's
too big; give me short one.'
draws him short one and he looks
at it uspicious-like. That amt good
beer he says, holding it up to the
light viii you exchange it for a
drink Of whiskey?' Sure says. and
sets out the bottle and glassee He
drinks the whiskey and starts for the
door. Come back and settle, | says
He comes back all right. but says: Il
don't owe you anything. You exchan-
eed the drink Of whiskey for the
short beer. That's right | says.
but you didn't pay for the short
beer I know he says, but | gave
YOU large one for it, But you
didn't pay for the large one. I says.
I didn't drink it. says he. and be
gins to laugh Well say. he had me
all right and I had to laugh too. I
gave him quarter and told him 10
go across the street and work the
same game over there. He took the
quarter and then says I've worked
that place already. The bartender
over there gave me a quarter to
come over here and try the game on
yOu'"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-10
Anxious for Another Fall.

Young GousSuf has been endeayor-
ing to secure a return match with
O'Neil since his defeat of Thursday,
but so far he has not succeeded. He
is willing to wrestle for any sized
side bet O'Neill desires. and is ap-
parently very anxious for a match.
AS the men could not secure a permit
to pull the match off within the city
another contest is not likely, espe-
cially as Sheriff Gregg would prOba-
bly, stop any contest held elsewhere
in the county.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-10
When a Boy Eats Ice.

the Engineer figures out the fol
lowing thormo-dynamical problem,
showing what happens whom boy
eats an iciclc:
"a boy eats two ounces OF ice. Let
us see what is the approximately
thHrmo-dynamic equivalent of the
work he has made his interior DO as
suming he takes five minutes to eat
1t, In melting the ice he will require
IS lnits to reduce 1t 20 water. To
raise it in temperature to that Of his
iHside he will require seven more
units. or a total of 25 British thermal
units. Taking the mechanical equiv
alent as III foot pounds, this will be
equal to 1925 foot pounds If the
boy weighs 100 pounds r. will have
called upon his stomach to do as
much heat work as would, with
machine having unit efficiency. raise
him 1874 feet. or rate of heat eXtrac-
ton equal to an eighth Of horse
power.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-10

The Straits of Canso. between Cape
Breton and the mainland OF Nova
Scotia is to he bridged. The task is
an immense one. involving great en-
gineering difficulties and the outlay
of about $4,000 900 The bridge will
be cantilever with a span of 800
feet, which makes it the longest in
the world
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-10
OBITUARY..

Cleveland. Nov S.-Mrs. Cornelius
S Van Wagner treasurer of the In
ternational Boards of Women's and
Young Women's Christian associa-
tions died today of peritonitis.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-11-10
No Dull Season,

A leading tailoring company in ST.
Louis runs. the year round. a single
column attractive advertisement in
the best newspapers. I'm dull sea-
SON. said the manager. Eve increase
our advertising. using more than
twice the usual space at least three
times a week The result is that our
dull season is only a name. Often
the increased business compares ia
vorably with that of the rush pc
Rod
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-29
CHURCH NOTES.

The time for evening services at the
Baptist church has been changed to 8
O'Clock.
st. Agnes Guild of the Episcopal
church will give dime social at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Graham, 1O2
North Natchez avenue, next Saturday
evening. Come all and bring your
friends.
There will be quarterly meeting SER
vices next Sunday at the NJ. +. church.
The presiding elder, G.. Nj. Booth, will
conduct the evening services. For the
summer season the evening services will
begin at o'clock.
Rev. A. H. Lyons OF Sunnyside, and
Rev. James, of this city will exchange
pulpits next Sunday morning and even
ing the former preaching here in the
Congregational church and the latter
occupying the Sunnyside pulpit.
To accommodate those who from time
to time are compelled to go away from
the Baptist church for want of seats the
job has been let to enlarge the present
structure so as to give double the seat
ing capacity. Work will be COM
menced next week.
Rev. David McConaughy representing
the Presbyterian Board of Missions will
address a mass meeting in the interests
of missions, on May 18th, "The Forward
Movement" being his especial topic.
The meeting will be held in the court
house.
First Church of Christ, Scientist
Third street, between A and b streets.
Regular services Sunday, II a. m. Sub
ject, adam and Fallen Man" Lessons
copyrighted by Mary Baker G. Eddy.
Wednesday evening meeting, 80 p. m.
All are cordially welcomed.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-29
Baylor-Kim ball.

The marriage OF Mr.. Henry D. Baylor,
recently of Boston, and Miss Alice J.
Kimball, daughter of Mrs. NJ. f. Kim
ball of this city was solemnized yester-
day afternoon at I o'clock at the home
of the brides sister and her husband,
Mr.. and Mrs. +. f. Benson, No. Ala
North Tacoma avenue. Only the imme-
date relatives were present. The bride
is charming young lady, who came to
Tacoma last November with her mother
from Boston, and who, by her musical
talents and social graces, has won large
circle of friends in this city. She is a
vocalist of rare ability, and sang ore of
the leading parts in the concert given by
the st. Cecilia society during the winter.
Mr. and Mrs. Baylor will make their
future home in North Yakima, whore
MI. Baylor is going into business. They
will leave this morning for that place by
way of Seattle and Hot Springs, where
they will spend several days,-Tacoma
Ledger, April %.
Mr.. and Mrs. Baylor arrived in the
city Wednesday evening from the
Sound and have since been the recipients
of overwhelming Fluctuations from their
hosts of friends in the city. THE HER
AID extends congratulations.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-29

Orchard & Bartlett, of the Rainier
Cash Grocery, will take farm produce,
eggs and butter in exchange for goods.
West Yakima avenue. Is
Garrett Bros, brickmakers and con-
tractors. Office over Yakima Valley
bank, room No. 2, phone 443. Yard
phone 104. 9-tf
Prof. c. F. Heimbaugh, magnetic
healer, has never lost a fever patient
Also treats chronic ailments. Phone
Att
All kinds OF grain and feed sold at
Mill company's warehouse west of de-
pot phone 32l. 52-tf
Pomona Spray Pumps. The only spray
pump out that will give you satisfaction.
Sold by the Yakima Hardware Co.
Rainier Cash Grocery will deliver your
orders promptly. West side OF track,
Yakima avenue. 10
For Sale.-20-acre improved ranch
near town. Inquire at 304 North Third
street 5l-tf
For Sale-Ten room house; modern
provements; terms if desired. Call
at ia South Sixth street. 7-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-29
NORTH YAKIMA AND VICINITY

5. c. Petit has accepted position
with Coffin Bros.
Stanley Coffin returned from Portland
Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs. d. L. Demorest, of Tacoma, is
visiting in this city.
Sam Cameron went to Prosser Tues
day afternoon on business.
j. B. George OF Sunnyside, was a bust
ness visitor here, Tuesday.
See the new iron age garden tools at
the Yakima Hardware Company.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. P. Curtis, OF Tacoma,
are registered at the Yakima hotel this
week.
For Rent-Tworooms suitable for light
housekeeping. Enquire 30S north Third
street. 17-2t
H. II. Giles, of the Prosser Bulletin,
paid THE HERALD Office a pleasant call
on Saturday.
Young lady cashier wanted must be
good in penmanship and figures. Chi
cago Dry Good Store.
Arie Hover sold his Rainier avenue
property this week to William Davern.
Consideration $1,000.
Old papers for sale at theSeattle Times
agency, No. 6 Yakima Avenue, zoe per
hundred, 300 for SOC. Is
For Sale-Chop house on Yakima
avenue at bargain. Null & Merwin,
1l2 South Second street. II
For Sale-A good family horse, weight
1850 pounds. Enquire n. S. Walker at
Garrett Bros. brick yard 17-lt
Mrs. w. P. Guthrie left last week for
an extended visit with relatives and
friends at Enfield. Illinois.
Phone your orders for groceries to J.
F. Phillips, % South Second street.
Prompt delivery. Phone 1874. II
L ht iSiibC Dao tiC dlkCot ocoOitl
of hammocks and summer goods to be
found in this part of the state. 17-tf
Farmers, call at Null & Merwin's, ll2
South Second street, and get your seed
wheat. Choice Club at a bargain. II
The ladies of the Christian church
will serve a chicken dinner the day of
President Roosevelt's visit to this city.
Have you seen the fine assortment of
hammocks at The Elite? You cannot
find anything newer or nicer anywhere.
17-tf
Farmers, bring your produce to j. F.
Phillips, % South Second street, and ex-
change for goods. Cash or trade paid
for eggs. IL
George A. Turrell and A. w. Spauld-
ing and son. of Seattle, spent few days
here this week looking over the country
with view to locating.
Lost.-A gold-handled umbrella; left
perhaps in some store or private resi-
dence. Finder please return to HERALD
office and receive reward. IL
III. A. Hover, manager of the Kenne-
wick Land Company and a prominent
business man OF that section Of the
county, is in the city to spend couple
OF weeks.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-29

Rev. Ii. NJ. Bartlett is soliciting sub
scriptons in the city with which to buy
public library site. If certain
amount is donated by the citizens, Car
negie will give $4,000 towards a build
ing.
A play is to be given by the Sopho-
more class of the high school on Friday
evening, May 4, at the high school build
ing. 1.-THE Corner Store" farce in four
acts, is the name of the play. Special
ties will also be given by members of
the class.
To the Pubic-We will open up about
May |, blacksmith shop on the corner
OF South Second and Walnut streets,
prepared to do all work in this line.
Mr.. Hayes has had many years expert
ence in shoeing horses for the largest
tracks in the country and we will make q
specially of shoeing. Will be pleased to
have you call and see us.
X. +. CoLwRLL,
GEORGE HAYES.
Do you want an excellent 10 acre tract
nicely located, that will divide at a
profit now, and double in value after
y
few years. Then drop in on X. d. San
ford at the Buyers Home. We have it
for few weeks only. lott
For Sale-New cottage and lot on
north Eighth street. See E. Nj. Pentz,
POI north Seventh street. l4-tf
Send in trial order for groceries to
John Differs new store at Mulhollan's
old stand. A fine fresh stock just re-
ceived.
Wanted. kinds of secondhan
goods; will pay highest possible prices.
ID. b. Fox, % South Second street.
Say Boys! Get Fencing Girl Pillow !;
on sale at Coffin Bros. l5-tf
instrumental instruction on piano or
organ. Mrs. c. NJ. Hauser, Alb Yak
ina avenue. l5-4t
For Sale-Finely-matched. black driv-
ing team; gentle and good travellers.
Enquire All n. First street. 1885,
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-29


was held last week that the city ordi-
nance forbidding fast driving on the
streets is null and void. The case as
been appealed to the superior court OF
the county and if that court sustains
the view OF the lower court there is no
ordinance in this city prohibiting fast
driving on our public streets.
For Sale-Sixty acres in the produc-
tive Selah valley, 3 miles from North
Yakima; IL miles from shipping sta
ton; five acres in orchard, Is acres in
hay, balance tillable soil, well fenced,
comfortable buildings; good water right.
Will be sold at a bargain if taken at
once. Inquire of A. d. Crandall with
MacCrimmon & Needham, north First
street. l3-tf
We want a representative in every
town and city in this state to
present our business Our proposition
10 an exceptional one and offers to a
good, reliable honest party with refer
ences, not less than 500 month. No
canvassing or appointing of agents--a
bona fide legitimate business. Address
with stamp, C. &. Pulsifer & Co.,
Lumber Exchange, Seattle, Wash.
For Sale on South Mob Hill, 40 acres
% acres alfalfa, acres pillow land; 10
bearing fruit trees; balance wheat and
clover. Four room house, good barn,
supply small tools, IA head cows and
calves. Wish to sell Immediately. APP
ply Vinton & Reese or at said place.
J T. Stewart. lat
Buy your groceries where you can buy
them cheap. l am prepared to sell
closer than my competitors. "Small
profits and quick sales is my motto.
New stock, fresh and clean. j. F. Phil
lips, % South Second street; phone
1884, II
George Elder, of this city, was among
those who successfully passed the exam
ination held before the state board of
pharmacy at Seattle last week. George
has for several years been with A. d..
Sloan OF the North Yakima Drug Store.
F. T. Randolph of Fargo, North Da-
kota, has been transferred from that
point to the North Yakima postoffice,
and will take the place OF Mr.. Right
mire who becomes carrier on the city
delivery route recently established.
Elder w. F. Martin of Walla Walla,
Seventh Day Adventist, is holding a
meeting during this week in the local
Seventh Day Adventist church, and will
continue through Sunday. Preaching
each evening at Z AS o'clock.
Finest in the city-Jackson's tonsorial
parlors, Yakima avenue. Shaving. hair
cutting, shampooing and baths. Special
attention given to children's hair
cutting. 6-tf
Longuet, Abeling & Kreider expect to
occupy their new store room in the Will
son block by Monday next. They will
put in line of hardware. paints and
plumbing goods.
Have you been to Scott's lumber yard.
Try him ON lumber, sash, doors, etc.
West of track, opposite machine shops.
lift
Agents for Kuppenheimer celebrated
ready made Tailorfit clothing. Coffin
Bros. 12-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-29

Alfalfa seed, timothy clover seed,
also seed wheat, barley and oats, at
Coffin Bros. lott
Oliver Chilled and Steel Plows are ac
knowledged the best. You can get them
at the Yakima Hardware Co.
Call at the Rainier Cash Grocery on
West Yakima avenue for anything in
the grocery line. Is
Finest stock of spring clothing in
North Yakima, at Coffin Bros, Clothing
Department. l2-tf
Calls answered day or night at Ses-
sions' Undertaking Parlors. eft
For Rent-Three UNFINISHED rooms,
l09 South Seventh street. l5-tf
Petaluma Incubators insure good
hatch. Yakima Hardware Company,
agents
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-29
First Glass Feed.

Wheat, Rolled Barley, Oats. Chop and
Mill Feed sold at North Yakima Milling
Co.'S warehouse west of depot. s-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-04-29

Notice is hereby given that the firm of
Bound. Il Daverin is this day dissolved by
mutual consent. All accounts owing said firm
may be paid at the ainier cash Market. corner
Wsst Yakima and Ahtauum avenues
GEO. BoUNDS
WIN. DAYERlN.
Dated at North Yakima this Goth day OF
March, 1908
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08
New Business Firm.

Since retiring from the position
of water commissioner, Mr.. o 6.
Guyton has purchased an interest
In the plumbing establishment OF
L Bedford, and will take an active
interest In the management OF the
same. MIR. Guyton Is perhaps the
best water commissioner the city
ever had. Under his direction, the
water systemattained high stand
ard. He was active and progressive.
It Is believed that he will take all
these qualities into his new bus
mess, for which experience In the
waite department peculiarly hts
him, and that the firm of Beltord
G. Guyton will soon be one OF the
leading and substantial ones along
the river.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08
Thoughts Of Spring.

Oh, spring, thou back door OF
winter and front door of summer!
Early hast thou made thy debute
this year. But take heed, lest
jealous and revengeful winter
should yet dump a reserve load OF
snow into thy unsuspecting lay.
'Tis now the aromatic patato
onion after a winters sleep In his
warm bed awakeneth and gently
pusheth aside his couverlet OF
stable manure and listeneth to hear
if any of winters roar Is left before
he rise!h
The small boy unconsciously
spadeth up half the garden In his
search for angle worms; with which
to bate his tiny hook. and then
wendeth his way brookward.
The countryman now tappeth
the majestic sugar maple Tree ano
reduceth the sap to a sorgumheo
state with which to lubricate mex
winters buckwheat cakes.
The Easter bonnet bloometh and
the tired husband sigheth and
goeth down deep In his overalls
pocket for the price.
And now the small boy IS strick'
en- with spring fever, his father
leadeth him to the woodshed
where he maketh warm applica-
ton with single which invigor-
ateth and restoreth him.
The novice now lieth awake al
night and composeth his conscience
and spring poetry with which he
harrasseth ye editor.
Yea, the sarsaparilla man takett
advantage of thee, and mankind 1r
general Oh, spring! He lenadetf
US through three columns of Inter
esting romance to tell US we are
badly In need of spring medicine
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08
A Great s sensation.

There was a great sensation In
Leesville, Ind, when W. H. Brown
of that place, who was expected to
die, had his life saved by Or.
Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption. He writes: II endured
iusuferable agonies from asthma,
but your New Discovery gave me
immediate relief and soon thereafter
effected a complete cure" Similar
cures of consumption, pneumonia,
bronchitis and grip are numerous.
It's the peerless remedy for all
throat and lung troubles. Price soc
and 81. Guaranteed by D. A. Hen.
dershot, druggist.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08
Pacific Coast Without Change

In new Pullman "ordinary'
sleepers, wide vestibuled and with
every modern convenience, In
charge of competent agent, from
cincinnatio Chicago via Louis.
willie, NewOrleans, Houston, San
Antonio, Ell Paso and Los Angeles
to San Francisco. Rates for berths
less than half of cost In regular
sleepers. For free descriptive mat
ter and full particulars, address E
A. Richter, Trav. Pass. Agent,
Illinois Central Railroad, Park
Building, Pittsburg, Pa. IL tt
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08
List of Letters in
Postoffice April 7

Joe Burns, (2) c. B. Erdmap,
Beatrice Emerson, Thesa Fetty, E.
]. Guthrie, James Gaonte, Paula E.
Glenn, Columbus Honduras, Little
Hubbard, S. W. Headly, w. S.
James, William Kraft, Mrs. Nancy
J. Lazear, B. c. Nous, Charley
Mather, Mrs. E. J. Pine, Frank A.
Root, Daisy Rogers, Grove Siger,
James Trarcy, Mrs. Hamilton Vim
der, Mrs. Virginia L. Wolff, Ray
mond Williamson. Stella Wyunt,
Ben Young.
GEO. E. Work. P. M.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08
rrUINE OF CARDUI

that no other medicine has found. In
their gratitude over 10000 American
women have written letters commend.
ing Wine of Cardui. Wine Of Cardui
meets their wants as no other medicine
does. It srstains the young girl at the
shock Of her entrance 70 womanhood.
Women who take Wine Of Cardui have
little discomfort during pregnancy and
little pain at childbirth. When the
change Of life appears they enter .
happy, healthy old age. Every month 1t
comes to the rescue to assist Nature in
throwing the impurities from The body.
Miss Sarah Finley, Of Memphis,
Tenn, vice-president OF the Palmetto
Club Of that city, speaks for herself and
many friends when Shs bestowS tho
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08
De Bells Kidney Pills Cure.

L. L. Miles, OF Gabbart, Colo,
writes that DeBell's Kidney Pills
take the lead of all the kidney pills
I ever sold Two of my customers
have been entirely cured of kidney
trouble that has bothered them tor
years. Send me one halt gross by
express prepaid, as I am entirely
out. For sale by D. A. Hender-
shot.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08

and restores health ID an tneredtniy snort
period. have taken great interest 10 thin
medicine for the past two years, since h
brought health and strength to me. !
have also recommended II TO . number
Of my friends and they who have ssed u
speak Of h In the highest terrns and feel
that h b praise well Bestowed"
II You are suffering from female
weakness Wine of Cardui Is the medi-
You can have health the same q
Miss Finley If You will take the Wine
of Cardui treatment. Ii you need id
vice further than the complete direc
ticns given on the bottle, address The
Ladies Advisory Department, Chatta-
nooga Med. Co., Chattanooga, Tenn.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08

Entirely new line of very hand
some Easter cards and novelties at
McCoy's Book Store. II lat
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08
MISS SARAH FINLEY,
VieePresident of the. Palmetto Club Memphis. Tenn.

following praise on Wine
of Cardui:
"Amons the numerous
medicines placed before sud-
fering women for their reiiei
none can touch MeElree's
Wine Of Cardui. Il towers
above them al as a reliable
female remedy. Il simply
drives pain and disease away
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-08

Beautiful line of Easter cards and
novelties at McCoy's Book Store.
327 lat
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1903-06-27
The Virginia Gazette 81. per year.


offer for sale my farm known as
Guns, - milcs from Williamsburg. in
James City county. Land all tillable.
About 90 acres cleared, balance in tim
Der. Good house on farm and good
young orchard. also good water. Soil
adapted 20 trucking. Good meadow
around farm. Price 1000. Half cash
balance IN g and u months.
Also tract Ofland Of 60 acres. near
DiascUnd, good house. water. small or.
shaTd. viii sell for 5000. Terms cash
4 tract Of 60 acres close by the above.
Good house, good land. 30 acres open.
balance N timber. Pnce $3.50. Term.
cash.
farm oi'2oO acres. ail timber. in Nev,
Kent county. $1,000.
Ny home farm Of 500 acres. as good
land as there Is in the county. Gooe
house, barns, stabie and good orchard
Price 5000. half cash.
Fifty acres one-haIfmile from Diascund
Good Ieyel Land. Price $3.50.
Address B." care ofGazette, Williams
b4fg. "a, II
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1903-06-27

The most miserable being ia the world
are those suffering from Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint More than seventy-fye
per cent. Of the people 10 the United
States are afflicted with these TWO dis
eases and their effects such as Sour
Stomach, Sick Headache. Habitual Cos
tiveness, Palpitation Of the Heart, Heart
burn. Waterbrash. Gnawing and Burn
ing pains az the pit Of the stomach. vel
lew skin. coated tongue and disagree
able in the mouth, coming Up Of food
after eating, low spirits. etc Go 10
your druggist and get a bottle Of Az
gust Flower for - or IS cents. Two
doses viii relieve you. Try il. > u.
Green, Woodbury.. New Jersey.