The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-11
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Teddy's Appeal to Mark.
on, Marcus, Marcus HANNAH Don't say
you VIII rCslgn-
To victory twice you We led US, Mark. py
methods wholly thine, .,.,
And now 10 lose you, Marcus, dear, would
put as 20 the bad,
For y0are the greatest chairman the
party ever Lad!
Oh, Marcus. language fails me when 1 es-
The love ana al admiration that fills my
The thought that we may lose you now
just wrecks nay system, LAD,
For you're the greatest chairman me
party ever had-
Ny job, oh. Marcus. darling, isn't big
I'm only in Lax to the great things
And if you should desert US now it's
TEDDY would De SAD,
For you're the greatest chairman Lhe
party ever hadl
Results are what we need, dear Mark, re-
suits are what YOU get
Your equal Marcus Daring. hasn't DCcn
discovered yet
with Marcus at the helm SIN the future
would seem glad.
For you're the greatest chairman the
party ever had-
So. Marcus. you must see at once we can
We need you in fne coming fight to lead
against the Zoe,
Forget the presidency. Mark. 1t would
For You're &S' the e'e greatest chairman the
party ever had!
If we have been correctly informed as
TO the personal appearance of the en-
press dowager of China there is no
necessity for her fleeing from the Rus
slams.
There viii probably be more dredges
than soldiers sent to Panama.
Colombia, having fled a protest, has
probably done its worst.
Servia is trying to borrow $2O.OOOO00
to equip the army in modern fashion.
The king is opposed to the plan.
St Louis is giving New York close
run, having also pulled off subway
accident
Another theory in regard to the mys-
/ terious box of dynamite is that it was
secured by q machine supporter for the
: purpose Of celebrating the result of the
election but was not needed, the out
come proving sufficiently Earring to the
machine managers.
/ Several prominent factors Will be
eliminated from Utah politics if the L,
! of L. alumni really go against the
young huskies who comprise the present
/ football team at the university.
/ And speaking further of football, the
/ fact that the eastern colleges are SO
/ vigorously protesting our old friend I'll
ligan, indicates that they must have
/ heard Of his playing.
Hard on Both Of Them.
Portions Of state and First streets IL
! Salt Lake are at present closed to We
hicIes while pavements are being laid
! but the street cars continue to run. The
name Of Contractor p. J. Moran is con
/ spiCuOus on boards displayed IN tht
vicinity of the work. The glance of q
I small boy fell upon one of these sign.
the other evening as he was riding
home in a car with his father. The boy
/ only got a passing look at the sign and
did not catch the name exactly right
/ judging by the following remark
! Papa, why Go they let old J. p. Nor
gan block up our streets in Salt Lake?'
Friends OF Messrs. Morgan and Moran
claim that both have good grounds foi
legal proceedings.
In view Of the unusual circumstance
surrounding the Panama revolution i
should occasion little surprise if Sen
atOr Hanna is placed at the head Of th'
canal committee instead OF Senator
Morgan.
If the judges Of the state really wan
to have a ruling upon the constitution
ality Of their increase in salary, lie
them call some heavy taxpayer to tn,
bench temporarily.
zone thing that causes me to lead Z
good life" said the Sagebrush Sage, IS
the fear that If I went to the bad plac
I would have to associate through ai
eternity with some men I know here"
Some one who knows should explain
whether the constituents or the states
men buy the flowers that are noticed II
/ such "profusion" at the opening Of
session OF congress.