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ABouF ANnMAna


BkWssn skaEuay and - lehasl
alaslIa. 600 dnen are kcpt ~ IL postal
sughoriflss Ter lettsF ceFrg1g
Australia and New Zealand have co.
500, 900 sheep. which Il lust one and one
half tlmes-as many e. the whole Of the
United States possesses.
Kite hawks have become 20 bold
about the garrison IN Burmah that they
sWoop down on the mess tables and
seize food from the soldiers plates.
william Tell II. IL the biggest St
Bernard dog In the United States. he
q owned by Mr.. Pulling. Of New York
city, and Is worth many hundreds Of
dollars and has won many blue RIB
bons.
The head and antlers Of magnificent
specimen Of the extinct Irish deer have
been found in a bog near Limerick. The
horns measured nine feet six inches
from tip to tip, and the head Is the
finest ever discovered.
The education Of the French society
uOB - PLOCSSoAAb ePeSOs ~ASg
cure dogs now. A young woman calls
daily at the homes Of wealthy own
ers Of dogs. She brings with her a neat
little black bag that looks not unlike
those carried by trained nurses. This
contains a set Of fine white towels, a
brush with an ebony back, a comb,
soap, and the daintiest set Of mani
cure implements imaginable. There is
even a small Jar of rosaline, that gives
the delicate doggy nails a dainty tint.
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A LIE insurance policy Is Of ocoa-
sional value 70 . man when alive. e.
shown recently IN Russia. An Amer
lean vas travelling there. and IN some
way mislsid his passport. when Il
was demanded be hezitated. ana anai.
y handed over his life insurancs pol
icy. TIE oGleial took It. examined Il
upside down and vas much irapressed
with It's colorz. seals and slznafuros
and be passed ths man al right
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LITTLE POINTERS.

The egOtist is always the other fel-
low.
Most men would rather fight than
eat their own words,
The dentist doesn't deal IN perfumery,
but he is an authority on extracts.
No. Maude, dear; the wife Of a COVER
nor Is not necessarily a goVerness.
It Is easier for some men to talk all
day than to keep their mouths shut I've
minutes.
You can't. convincs the father Of
twins that there is nothing new under
the sun.
The fellow who makes a fool Of him
self is seldom satisfied unless he works
overtime at the Job.
Ever when poverty plnches some peo-
pie insist upon adding 20 their misery
By wearing tight shoes.
Many a man who has the reputation
Of knowing a lot manages very success
fully 70 conceal his knoWledge.-Phila-
delphis Record.
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Hor Dc EnIoved HerseIf.

Angeline-Did you enjoy yourself al
the hotel back in she woods?
Seraphine-Yes; the bathing was
dne.
Notwithstanding? Where did you
ind the water?
Seraphine-I don't mean swimming.
The proprietor fixed up a long stretch
Of sand, and that and bathing-suits
were all that was necessary.-Judge.
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Algy-Gwaee has q hahvid father.
When swsked him for her hand said:
Love for your daughter has dWiVen me
hawf cWazy."
Cholly-And then, deah boy2
Algy-Then the old bWute said: Has,
Ell? Well, who completed the job2"-
Kansas City Journal.
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Kaiser Wilhelm owns s. estates AZ
s. castles Thsss foot ~ q total q go. :
600 acres and bring IN "a iEcoms 81
Sieocoo Be has a. yet yi1lted only 20
Of IFS castles. bui the total sum vhioa
goes % fheir support Il enormous. He
g building q ffty-fourfh castle. nag
ui1ceni aEaiT. which eIn oVeriooi
Poaen - Prnesisn Poland-
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al RanIr Outrnre.

Business Manager-And now what's
the trouble?
Irate Patron-When I gave your man
my advertisement yesterday explicitly
stipulated that II was to run In the
same column with the story Of the
woman suspected Of murder. Instead
Of that It was printed right next to the
report Of a Sunday school convention
Baltimore American.
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! This isn't the first time you have
come in contact with the poliee2" said
the magistrate 20 the witness.
mo, sir" was the reply.
What, may I ask, was the reason Of
your former encounter"
Il woke him he had gone to sleep on
his beat."-Tit-Bits
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En..sss Il ths Pea oaa-s a. chi-aeo,
NJ Sssooselas Elaiirr.


sPshaWl" she exclaimed, disgusted-
u, IS she came to the most interesting
part only to read, TO be continued " 7
don't sse why they call these things
continued stories.'"
MOI" queried her husband, politely.
mo; they should be called 'discon-
tinued stories. Philadelphia Press.
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Motive a His PoIltenesI.

Little Theodore-Shan I take your
hat, Mss Peake?
Miss Peake-No, thank you; but
you're . polite little man. all the same.
Little Theodore-No; faint that
Just wanted to get the hatpin TO stick
into Tommy. Ne an him's goin' 70
have q heht in the hall.-Tit- Bits.
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sho went 70 Hin Innoeently.

Did your husband ever write any
sOnnets to you before you were mar
ried?" the poets wife was asked.
NO" she bitterly replied. he was
working in q railroad once then, and
never gave me any reason to suspect
that he possessed this gin. Chicago
Record-Herald.
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Ruggles-Woman Is a mystery.
Raisins-Thought you were to solve
It by getting married.
Il did, in part, but I can't under
stand yet why she's afraid Of a mouse
but viii wear a rat In her hair
Yonkers Statesman.
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Mr.. StayOut-Ssy, old boy they ten
me you have given up all Of your clubs
and that you never 50 out at night any
more
Mr. Stayin-Yes; getting 80 wen &C
quainted ct home that my wife is begin
ming 70 call me by my first name.-N. 7.
Tine.
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New RepOrter-Old Golding says that
II approach him again regarding that
bank scandal he'll break every bone in
my body; and he means II, too.
Editor-Great! ThatU be good for
three columns; go. Interview him at
once. I'll have an ambulance at the
door when they bring you OUTFIT
Bits.
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~YOu look like q wreck to-day, Annai
Have you been sitting up al night again
reading q novel;"
Eyes, madam. It was such q beauti-
ful story, but they didn't set married
IN nearly I'VE O'Clock this morning.
Fliegsnde Blaetter.
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MFA. Greene-What do you have an
alarm clock in your chamber for e you
don't have the alarm wound up3
Hrs. Gray-n you could have heard
the awful things my husband said
when the alarm went OF, you wouldn't
ask me.-Boston AdEertiser.
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Mrs. Jones-When a Turkish husband
wants q divorce all he has to do Is to
say Il divorce you" three times and he
Is divorced.
Mr.. Jones-Huh! II an American
husband tried that he wouldn't want q
divorce, but an undertaker.-Judge.
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There vas an old lady named Hupboard
Who went one day TO the cupboard
To look for q bone.
But she found none,
And q made her so mad she cupboard
-ChicaEo Daily News.
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King Edward Is also q clergyman q
the Church o. England. Eith q ssisry.
n Pemhroksshlre. wales, 81 Dayl6iS
cathedral claims King Edward a. 4
prebendary. ana for this once he Is
entitled % salary 81 one pound Der
nnnum
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Mr.. speedy-DO you care for outdoor
sports9
Miss Seedy-'Why, never thought
you are one. aren't you. Mr. Speedy
This e 80 suddsnl-N. Y. Sun.
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Yeast-I See they have electrical fat
irons, now.
Crimsonbeak-Yess suppose when q
mans wife throws one Of them at him
he feels as Il he'd been struck BY light
ning.-Tonkers Statesman.
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Why can't q man court his wife
after marriage as he does beloregs
Because it's foolish to chase some
thing you've got Re answered.
Brooklyn EagIa
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Saskatchewan that-aF-a beastiy
absurd rumor about 2e-aW-losing
me mind3
Hiss Slasher-Yes; that certainly
was the Chicago Daily News.
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D11ghter--Bhy. he actually dared
b kiss ne on the nosss
ALother--I hope yon made him feel
bow entirely out 81 plaos & Was.-Yals
Record
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Johnny-Ma, aren't they using kero-
Bens Oh 10 get rid Of the mosQuitoes9
Mamma-Tes; I believe So
JOHNNY wonder Why they don't
give them castor oil2-Puck.
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gkH nca are equal bglofe tho. lev,
fharhsa tks student 81 LEGAL lees.
sPusIbly," Fejoined the msek-iook-
ING mn Win the hairless pate nut not
before fhS mother IN IaW."-clneiunad
ENQUIRE.
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Nobody truly understands
Just how his fame extends.
Some men succeed by shaking hands
And some BY shaking friendA
-WaEhiugtou Star.
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Mastsr-Pat, I must say you're con-
Trajectory.
Pat (emphaticaIly)-I am not, sort!
Punch.
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ct wonder Why rene Of thOss Nc
Gabbleton girls has married."
Il suppose it's for the same reason
that you didn't attend the Vanderbilt
Wedding. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Hs-DOn't you think that Miss Gin
gerly Is rather artihcial2
She-Indeed she Especially her
hair and teeth.-Chicago Daily News.
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'Is kissing dangerous?"
well, wouldn't try It on an athletic
girl without her consent. CHICAGO
Post
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Easily Caught.

Say, my good man" exclaimed the
city youth, who was undecided whether
to buy shrimps or minnOws, what do
you catch fish with around here?"
"Give me q quarter and I'll tell yeou,"
grunted the ruralite with the new cut
pole.
Here It is. Now, what do you catch
them WITH"
Hooks" -Philadelph Record.
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ID AraInat 8 Hard %

Many q man has dreamt he dWelt in
marble halls and awoke in q stone
yard.-N. Y. Times.
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osaalaarablz Or.

bat Jon oncs said that Was Tia
aDpls of-your eve" she pOutsd.
'Haybe." he responded; 'rbut yoB
have been svaporatsd. "-Judga.
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she-Has Jour rOOmmats an ear for
musle9
He-worse; he has two hands and q
mouth. Lampoon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
SUES FOR FUME LOSSES
Farmer Brings Action For DAM
ages Against Owners Of the
Highland Boy SmeIter.

A suit was filed yesterday in the fed
eral court that grows out Of the al
legged destruction OF farm property by
the fumes which are thrown off by the
Highland Boy smelter. It is claimed that
these fumes descend in the form OF acld
and VltriOl dust and destroy vegetable
lie and injure livestock The action,
which IS brought against the company
by David McCleary,' may lead 10 other
similar suits. McCleary has farm To-
Gated near the smelteT he claims that
II II were not for the alleged wrong per
petrated by the defendants it would be
worth $1,000.
The smelter has blofted the farm nearly
plant. II is claimed that the fumes and
smelter throw off sulphuric dioxide and
that these fumes are converted into sui
phurOus and sulphuric acid by the mOis-
ture Of the atmosphere. This deScends
upon the trees, grasses and other veg
etable life and kills them The soil IS rem
Gered unfit for use by the VitTiOllC dust,
according to the complaint, and the live
stock on the farm is injured by breath
ing the dust. In moist weather the dam
age is greatest, and 20 make matters
worse, It is alleged the output of the
smelter is to be increased. It takes thirty
six pounds of sulphur to produce 100
pounds of acid 1t is stated that $50 tons
Of sulphur in the shape of fumes and
dust is being thrown off every tw&nty-
four hours. The complainant asks that
ing the plant and enjOined from operating
it while the suit is pending, and he also
prays for such redress as the loss jus
fffiae
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
PAVE BRIGHAM STREET
Estimated That the Cost to the
City Will Be About
S44, 600.

At a joint session last evening Of the
finance and streets committees OF the
city council it was voted TO recomrn END
TO the council next Monday evening that
the north side Of Brigham street be paved
from State street 20 Fourth East street,
and that the city bear half the expense
Of the stone and concrete retaining wall
which the plans Tor the Improvement or
that thorOughfsre call for. City Engineer
J.. G. Kelsey estimated that the cost OF
the proposed partial Improvement VIII De-
$4,000 for the city and $4,000 Tor the
abutting property owners. III the recon-
mendatOns Of the two committees are
adopted. bids for the work VIII De al
vertised for at once.
The plans adopted provide for re-
tanning wall through the center OF the
street from State street 10 Fourth East
street The street car tracks Will be lad
upon either side. Next 10 them VIII come
the roadway. and then the parklng ana
sidewalks The two latter VIII reduce the
actual width of the street about eight
feet. The other plan for the improvement
of Brigham street. as submitted by City
Engineer Kelsey. called for a double re-
tanning wall with the car tracks between
them But the committees rejected y
on account Of the cost, and because a
ma iOrsty Of the property owners preferred
the single retaining wall Though the
center Of the thOrOughfare.
it was recommended that the request OF
the street car company to lay a double
track from the corner of Ninth West and
North Temple street to Fourth North
and thence west to Twelfth. West streets
be granted
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
STATE NEWS
.OSMOSE PLANT CLOSES
Made Hundrsd-day Run and
Turned Out 2. 200, 600 Pounds
of Brown Sugar.

Lehi, June -24--The Lehi sugar factory
yesterday closed down after a 100 daySi
run OF It's OsmOse plant, during which
ume zszy0OJ0 pounds Of brown sugar We're
made from cast years left over evru2-
twenty men were employed, and the run
consumed about as much time as is used
up during an ordinary. campaign.
During the operation of the OsmOse
plant. just ended, some 1890 gallons Of
syrup were run into the sewer that was
TOO low 10 cryStallze even, with brown
sugar This syrup is excellent food for
feeding stock, but as vet has never been
utlllZed- 1t IS also a product that could
be made into alcohol at a good profit,
and syndicate from California is now
negotiating with the sugar companies OF
Lehi, Ogden and Logan with the idea of
installing plant at LehI IN which the
waste syrups from these three plants may
be converted into alcohol of a high com
mercial value The CaifOrnianS' PROPOSE
ton Is being held in allegiance till the
three plants have decided whether they
viii adopt the Steiner process, a new
invention which supplants the Osmose
process, and works up the inferior or
second uOlasses at the time Of the
regular run, and leaves practically no
final waste at all The alcohol company
which is awaiting the sugar companies
decision in this matter is now operating
or preparing to operate alcohol plants IN
California and Michigan.
The 4-year-Old daughter Of Joseph Ash
ton was buried yesterday, having died
the day before from the effects of diph-
iberia There is one other case at the
home Of J. r. Giles, which the cuaran-
tine physician pronounces as progressing
favOrably-
Don V. Harwood, after a three years
course at the Ann Arbor law department
OF the University of Michigan, has re-
turned with the title of bachelor of law.
Mr.. HarwoOd was registered as mem
Der of the Michigan bar in the supreme
court at Lansing, which, according 20
the laws OF Utah, VIII admit him TO prac-
tice at the bar here without examination
After a rest at home he Will locate IT
Salt Lake City, and enter into active
practice Mr. HarWood is a brother OF
j. T. HarwoOd, the noted artist
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
TIE ROUNDUP.
The Fifth enthusiastic Event.

Success following success marks the
stirring half price sales at the house
Of Keith-O' Brien company.
Yesterday there was an enthusiastic
rush to the section where mems IuI-
nishings are sold. In no sense was II
a stampede-rather. il was a steady
importing Of men, representing all
lines Of business, professions, trades
It means much when busy men leave
their work and so shopping. Two en-
phatic points attracted ther-the high
quality of the fashionable merchandise,
and the dependable half-Off prices
The department was taxed to its ca
paCity-the services Of a reserved force
Of salespersOns were required.
The stock being extensive and com
prising the latest ideas in fashionable
accessories 10 mems attire, there were
no disappointments. Why should there
be when every article is new and in
style, and endless seleCtiOns2
A most unusual sale. when men turn
out in numbers: when the steady
throng continues throughout the day;
when men seek fascinating bargains.
1t was enough to make women smile
The best is that the good things are
not gone. There are stiH splendid as
sortments The line Of neckWear is
especially inviting, affOrding still
tempting selections. A tea stylish tie
adds much to the appearance of a
man. A becoming tie nearly excuses
any sort Of apparel not strictly fash
iouable. The kind that give tone to
ones appearance sell as low as . cents
and there are others
While most Of the crowd was on the
ether side, the silk department was de-
cfdedly in evidence. This sale viii
continue-half oh-until further an
nouncement-
This applies TO the ready-tO-wear
garments also. Some exceptional Of
ferings I'm stylish garments. consisting
OF dresses. skirts, wraps waists. etc.
The thalf-Off sale IS still I'm force in
summer wash dress fabrics, linens,
tcwelings. etc.
The ladies' took advantage Of the one
fourth-0ff sale IN fine shoes. The de-
partment was busy. All sales stin on.
Certainly it is a magnificent series OF
roundup sales.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
REAI $500 TRANsFERs.

Alfred J. KimbaH to Phebe 7.
Kimball. 10x15 rods northwest from
southeast corner lot :, block SS,
pat n = o.
Otto c. Bersback to =. A. SOrensen,
"a acres northeast quarter south
east quarter section IS township
l south, range east -.-------------
p. A. SOrensen to Otto C Bersback,
621s acres northeast quarter south
east quarter section 16. township
south, range east ..-..-..-.-----..
Flora L. Clement TO NJ Belle Rice,
10 rods by 50 feet northwest from
I rod east of southwest corner lot
A. block ], plat / ----.-.--.- -..-....--- .,
Samuel Butterfield TO Sarah ]. But
terrified, lots TO 4, block %, Henri
man City etc. ..-... .........-.-..-..-
Theodore J. STinger to Addison
Cain, lots and 10, block q, plat
2, ETC. -s----.--------.-----
Carrie J. Stringer to Margaret Gra-
ham, lots 1 to 4, block 26. Draper.
Sarah w Hazelgrove to S. G Mil
Ter, rods by 40 feet northwest
from southeast corner lot Z, block
~ plat - .4.... o. l.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS.
Twenty-Five New Members Added
and Good Time Enjoyed

About twenty-five new members took
the third degree in the Knights Of Co
lumbus last night at their lodge room
in the AUerbach building The degree
work was in charge of District Deputy
S. X Daniel 3. Carey and Colonel Frank
Towers of Colorado. These gentlemen
were assisted in the work by Joseph
Rafferty, and VIII Alien Of Denver. Joseph
Walsh of Cleveland, O.. J. Vincent COgh-
Ian Of Salt Lake and some of the officers
of the local council.
The ceremonies were attended by about
seventy-five members, including about
twenty-five from the recently organized
Ogden council. Refreshments were served
and the meeting was addressed by a
number Of the members, Frank McGurrin
being in the chair
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
SUNDAY SCHOOL REUNION.
Mormons viii Gather IN Salt Lake
Next Tuesday.

The Mormon Sunday schools Of the
state viii hold a reunion in Salt Lake
next Tuesday. There are forty-one
schools with an enrolment Of 10000 pu-
pills, and It is expected that 10000 per-
sons viii be in the city on that date.
The festivities will be held at Lib
erty park and there Is something for
almost every hour of the day, includ-
ing juvenile sports for prizes. At
o'clock there viii be a baseball game
between mines chosen from the Second
and the Sixteenth wards, representing
the east and west sides At 4 o'clock
there viii be an exhibition drill by COM
pauy B Of the Twelfth United States
infantry, under command Of Captain
Pardee. After the drill the band viii
give a concert and play for dancing
An automobile race has also been ar
ranged. to take place at O'Clock, be-
tween c. s Wilkes and A. G. Angel
This is to be held on Fifth East street
which viii be closed to traffic of all
kinds during the race.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
Fair Daughter of Utah Becomes Bride
OF Thomas L. McCarty.
Special to The Heral5.)

Price. June 24-Thamas L McCarty Of
Green River ana Miss Della Mcintyre of
this city were married at the home Of the
brides mother. Mrs =. W Mcintyre, this
The Ceremony vas in the presence of a
few friends and the near relatives OF the
contracting parties, after which an ele-
CANT wedding supper was served in sew
eraI courses. The groom is postmaster
and a prosperous merchant at Green
River while the bride comes from one
of the old pioneer families Of Utah
They leave in the morning for Salt Lake
City and other points in the state on their
wedding trip, and are TO be at home at
Green River after q couple Of weeks
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
Double Track

The Chicago & Northwestern is the
only line double tracked Missouri river
to Chicago, and maintains the fastest
service between Omaha and the city at
the head of the lakes
In connection with the Union Pacific.
three daily trains run through solid to
Chicago. For Information consult c. A
Walker, general agent, 206 South Main
street, salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
SWEDES At LAGOON.
Rydman Matter Was Discussed by
Those Present

A large representation Of the Swedish
people of the city and surrounding towns
held their annual outing at the Lagoon
yesterday. The affair was distinctively a
Rydman one. those present being Of the
following of the Swedish editor. and
against the t'ScaRdinavianism advocated
by other Swedish men Of the city
During the day a petition was circulated
similar TO the first one presented TO the
first presidency of the Mormon church,
asking for separate meetings for the
Swedish people. and the relnstating OF
Editor Kydman member Of the
church. Several addresses We're made IN
support of the petition, and the people
were urged to sign it.
A large number. It is said, did sign the
document. but others would not because
they considered that il was useless to
attempt to get separate meetings IN view
of the refusal of the church authorities
to grant the first petition They argued
that II they wanted TO hold their outings
and amusements separate from the Scan
dinaviOns, they could 10 so, but It would
be of no avail to petition the church on
the other matter
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
Of interest to settlers.

Sixty thousand acres Of land viii be
thrown open for settlement July 1
below Twin Falls, Ida, on the Snake
river under the Carey act. For the
benefit Of settlers desiring to hle on
land the Oregon Short Line viii sell
tickets to ShoshOne, Ida, June a and
u at half rates, good returning for ten
days.
See Short Line agents for particulars.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-06-25
WHITE MAN CUTS NEGRO.
James Alfred Uses Razor On His
Black Opponent.

James Alfred. % years old, was ar
rested yesterday afternoon by Officer
John Brown for slashing with a razor
a negro named Fred Washington. The
pair became engaged in a fight in the
Favorite saloon on State street and
were mixing things lively when Alfred
suddenly whipped out a razor and cut
the negro twice across the abdomen
Officer Brown came in about this time
and arrested both men,
Alfred was searched but the razor
could not be found. 1t was later dis
covered upon the person of a bystand-
er to whom Alfred had given it. The
negro's wounds proved to be not seri-
Gus.