New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-06-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TALK OF THE DAY.
Those near to the Pope are perhaps more
alarmed over the decline Of his strength thdH
even the reports would lead one to suppose Inc
change In his usual mood is striking. he mas d.
yavs contested stoutly with his personal physician
Professor Lapponi his right to enjoy the ar OUT Oh
doors Leo XIII comes Of a race Of mountalnee's
and loves fresh air Hitherto he has maintained on
all occasions that the older he grew the more ne
,naded N. air q position which sometimes made
things difficult for the physician. as the Pope gen
orally has his way. Now, however he mas become
more tractable. fact which induces the Greater
alarm It was tnidly limited the other day that his
oranevnes needed his attention. at which he re-
pIied 'I can trust Giovanni; he knows more ABOUT
tben than 7 do" This brought the tears to the
ewes of the faithful old attendant Tor only Two
months ago His Holiness contended that Glovanhi
did not know anything, and that he was the only
competent authority himself
SONG OF THE SECS"
1.-THE Seq baseball players at the University. Of
onfago c6 are aTtorites with regard pho
tographs of the The pictures were taken IN
6acR the lover half Of the pictures had been clipped
off and the photographer was instructed 10 nnlsh
the photographs as bisected)
o when our photograph you hold
Pray do not think us overhold
Mhfn la %S o of Skirt
Is why the half has not been TOLD
Each member Of the team agrees
That it was wrong Of the NJ DIS
o. sorry fate!-
Our terminal facilities.
Girl graduates-we may be sweet
But the old can't repeat
The briefest view
VIII prove to you
We have no half reluctant feet
Who dreamed that our light footsteps led
Us s. into 2s S99 9dred orea''
TO hint we cared
They had cut off heads. instead.
Short stopped, indeed Each member begs
You will excuse the put out pegs
The higher ed
We must appear legless segs-
crafty umpire, this, and slick;
We own we're beat
We have feet
Or anything with which TO kick
NJ Rostand's reception At the French Academy
had nearly furnished material for thrilling epic
For couple of days prior 10 the ceremony Paris
stood aghast at rumor that the popular poets
uniform suit would not be ready for the occasion
and that he had arranged to borrow that of n
Paul Hervieu. Sartorial devotion. however. saved
the day. NJ Rostands tailor declared that rather
than fail such patron he would perish on the
point of his needle. and about Of the last
remaining day the suit was delivered in triumph
and Paris sighed in relief
Tainted.-"The Salvation Army is made I'D of
Yes. People with a hallelucfnatt on.''-Ilfe
Lord Salisbury is absent minded to a painful de
gree and King Edward tells a story about him
which is more less joke his majesty him
self Salisbury talking with the monarch and
thoughtlessly picked up photograph of him which
was on a table. He xamned IT thcughtfuIly and
then said. Poor old dufer; wonder IL he is as
stupid he looks"
Disappointed.--A three-year-old youngste- came
home from Sunday school and. upon being asked
u saw everybody knew 'cep'n God."-GIarper's
Magazine
Melancholy the grewsome tragedies In the
West from the rising OF rivers. It cannot be denied
that communities which put their trust in levees
always in peril of deviation sort of float
ing off
Il am sef-made man." said the proud In
wei you are all right, except as TO your head "
commented the other part of the conversation
The part you talk with is out of proportion 10
the part you think wlth."-tSan Francisco Wasp
THE Hawatha (Kan) World is pleased N ro+e
that the hugging feature has been eliminated
from the dance" and the Editor of ''ThA Cor
cordia Kansan' comments thus feelingly: The old
of this shack is nigh on to fifty years old and
dancing days over, but there is A sweet
memory of days gosle by fitting in our mind tb.t
prompts to remark that the dance is a dead owe
If such is the Why, we'd Just as lief dance
around wooden Indian cigar sign as to dance IN
a set where couldn't get nigh the girls Tbers,a
improvement about that OF business ,or
for oldish man. We agin the new
dance"
The Piker-Is this g. diamond Of the first water,
The Pawnbroker-No. it's been in soak I've ~
three times oefore.-thansas Independent