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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19
BAbY'S FUTURE
Something for Mothers
to Think About +
Lives Of Suffering and
/ Sorrow Ayeted
And Happiness and Prosperity
- Assured by
Cuticura Soap. 0intmentandPills
When All Else Fails,

Every child born into the world with
an inhcri'cd or early developed tan.
dcncy TO distressing. di.6surins hu.
moars of the skin. scalp and blood.
becomes an objce; of tho most tender
soliei,udc, not only because of i,s suffer-
Ing. but because Of the dreadful fear
that the designation 1. 20 be lifelong
and mar its future happInc.s and pros.
pcri,y. Hence. Il becomes the duty Of
mothers OF such afliic;c children 10 &C
quaint themselves with the best, the
purcss and most effective srraimcn.
available. viz. n he Cuticura Treatment.
Warm baths with Cuticura SOAP. TO
cleanse the skin and scalp of crus,s and
Ointment, TO allsy itching. Irritation
and Inflammation. and soo,hc and heal.
and mild doses ofy'a,icura Kcsolvcn,, 10
cool the blood In the scvercr cases. are
all that can be desired for the speedy
relief and permanent cure of skin tor
turcd Infants and children. aud the COM
fort of'worn-out parents.
Millions of women use Cu,icura Scan.
assisted by Cut'cura Ointment, for prr-
serving, purifying and bcau,ifying tho
skin. scalp. hair and hands. for annoy
Ing irri,asions and weaknesses, and
for many ssnativc, antisep,ic purposes
which readily suExcs; themselves.
sssi n-.-s.., y. .s-,,. c.ts.-s Receives, .. q.
s.,is <, s..:. ~ ~: s.:: I. Fl ,I
sr sssl's- : Hs- ,s ts'. R.sy Is-s.-.-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19
san Luis Valley storm.

Denver. June IA News special
from saguache last night says:
a terrible Iain and hail storm ragged
between this place and Hooper yester-
day evening. flooding the whole coun-
try and doing considerable damage to
growing crops. The center Of the storm
appeared to be near Hooper. and the
flood waters tore out a long stretch of
the Denver a Rio Grande track be-
tween that station and Dune. A work
train has been at work all day repair
ing track, and trains will be running
again Tomorrow II IL does not rain
heavily tonight. No such rainy sea-
son as this was ever known in the San
Luis valley. according TO settlers who
have lived here for forty years.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19
Mus, Punish The Assassins.

London. June i6.-The Geneva cor
respondent of the Daily Express asserts
that Prince Karageorgeyitch in an in
terview declared emphatically that the
nation ought TO avense the crime OF
the assassination OF the King and
Queen of Servia. "a king" he said.
who could receive a crown from the
hands of assassins would be their ac-
cumplice." Asked II he would punish
the assassins. he replied. Il have no
power.
In reply TO the question. But when
YOU are king?" Prince Peter gave an
answer: THAT may never be-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19
1toubls in cavi,e PROVINCE.

Manila. June 15.-Disorder continues
In the province of Cavite. Two ban
dts named Felizardo and Montaion.
with some followers. recently raided a
number of towns The government is
planning campaign to suppress the
troubles.
The government. which intends TO
appoint an army officer to be governor
of Cavite province. offered the post to
Captain Shanks. Eighteenth infantry.
but he declined the offer.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19
New Pacific Cable.

Manila. June 15.-The cable ship
Colon. which is laying the Pacific ca
BILE from Guam eastward. is nearing
Midway island. and It is expected that
the laying OF the section from Midway
island to Honolulu will commence
next week.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19
win Sue Railroads for Taxes.

Attorney General y. c. Miller is pre-
pairing to bring suit against six Of the
leading railroad companies Of the
state. with view toward forcing them
to pay the ia, tax long due This tax
was due May isi. and as II has not
been raid. twenty per cent. additional
is to be added ss a penalty. The nat
tax is levied at the rate Of cents
for every $1,000 Of capital stock for
foreign corporations and 2 cents a
thousand on domestic companies. In
addition TO the railroads, three years
nat tax Is due from the American
Smelling and Refining Company.
amounting to $4,000.
The defendant companies In the
cases under preparation and their cap
itaIizatiun are as folIovss
n1uycr & Rio Craudn rail.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

The Chirasp Tribune finds /, little
short Of PROCLAMATION that Boston
common should be planted in rye.
The editor is evidently from Ken.
tucky vhcro everybody fsyors corn
linnur.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

A spelling match between collcEs
presidents would draw a tremendous
audience. We should all like to know
What vpr,i President Eliot. foS in.
stance. would go down on.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

The bride who refused to so thruuzh
the ceremony tiii the bridegroom had
made his will in her favor apparently
overlooked the possibility that he may
make another will Hov that he is safe
Is welded.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

The people Of Canada may no, value
the DoTckh6kors highly as immigrants.
but in iisht Of recent events in Russia
they can hardly blame them for want,
inE TO go somewhere.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

with Patti a; $4,000 night the
audiences uiii be limited TO Rocte.
fciisr. Morgan ard Carnegie. Russell
Sage may dissipsto to the extent Of
balcony tickc;.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Now that Prof Goodspccd has
taken photographs by the light Of the
human body. perhaps people will stop
laughing at the ardent lover who
talks POLITICALLY about the light Of his
lady's eyes
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Sir Thomas Lip;an's dog is said TO
understand commands In four Ian.
suaEcn- The great thinE. however. ia
To have a dos who will obey COM
taasds in one.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Chieszn ought to DO particularly
Interested in tho nCw Scotch process
for tanning hnsskiHs so as to make
them = substitute for rubber in ali
kinds of cushion tires.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Tho New York American declares
'hs, Joaquin Miller is the best poe,
NC have. This Wlli please Mr.. Nil
Ter much moFu than IL Wiil our other
poets.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

According to tho las, census. the In
dian population of IN. unitsd States
Increased is.5i5 bct~scn 1890 and
1900. Tha; dossH', look like race sui
eide.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

James A. McGonigle has been direct
cd by the supervising architect TO sub
stitute sandstone for granite for paving
the driveway to the new mint building.
The reason for the change from gram
ite TO sandstone is that this particular
sandstone is harder and generally bet
ter adapted to the use TO which II is
to be put than granite.
Game and Fish Commissioner Wood
ard has appointed the following special
game wardens additional TO the sew
enty-tvo recently announced: G.
Brown. Aspen: Al Fielford. Eagle;
Edward Kelly. Basait. A. NJ. Prior,
Jr.. Pryor: Hugo Miller. Estes PARK:
Alexander Stuart. Glen Eyre: William
Heatheriy. Dillon; VI. +. Givens. Flor
ence: L. Busher. Buffalo; John Gray.
I.arkspur. W. l.. MusgrOve. Leadville:
+. T.. Conquest. Salida: S. @. Fuller.
Timnath: W. q. SterlinE Greeley
James L. Ross. Leadville; ". n. Haz-
zard. jefferson; Charles 7. Robinson.
Fort Garland: w. H. Haulett. Stone
wall: j. W Shouse. Stonewall.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

a man has discovered an effective
method of getting rid of mosquitoes.
His barn vas infested with them and
be built Ere in II to drive them out.
The mosquitoes all disappeared So
did the harm and an adjacent hen
house.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

In discussing the problem of what
TO do with the worn-out preacher the
rich and willing widow should not be
overlooked.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

The ,a,toocd man as an attraction
Is out Of date. but the siri with the
open.work stockings Ia jus, As lovely
a. ever this spring.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

A maid always worries for fear she
won't have Il good time; n matron for
fear somebody else won't.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Capt. Hank Han calls the Reliance
n marvel nj reaching-which will him
der Sir Thomas reaching for the cup.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

When Mr.. Carnegie gets all the
towns In the United States supplied
with libraries. Will he begin on the
villages!
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Maxim GoFky's remarks lead one
10 believe that smart set" ID aboa,
as much Of social incumbEanea In
Russia as anywhere else.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

New Yurk's proposed peace mont
mcnt. which is to be 200 feet high.
vill have the additional merit that
st will be just the thing from which
to keep a lookout for the approach.
ing ficets u husiila naIinrs.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Tho wife of multimlllIonaire Thorn
as. who has just bought the cham pion
4-yearOld IIermis for s60.OO0-the
highest price ever paid for a horse in
training in the United s;ates-was a
Kentucky girl and is naturally en-.
thusiast.c over tAOroushb7eds.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Summer drowninss are nearly all
preventablc." says the New York
American. Sure. Don't 30 near the
water.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Tho Lebaudy airship can sail
against moderate wind. and that ls
as much as can be reasonably expected
Of any aiEshIp.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

II New York broker who failed
for the measly sum Of s2gUp had been
able to hold on two hours longer. a
reaction Of the market would have
given him $4,000 to the good. But it's
all the same. somebody else has the
$4,000 now.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

It must be admitted that the Pacific
makes quite u nice. roomy pond for
any nation.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

This appears to be the closed sea
son for the Central American reyolu
tions.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

The Standard oil company has In
yadcd Russia. The autocratIc czar
may now discern his finish.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Gov. Pennypacker seems to have
found the trouble he was looking for.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

DIR. Depew is director in sIxty.nine
large corporations. He is n walking
and talking syndicate.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Foreign dispatches report feel
Ing OF unrest among the Jews in Rus
sia-" Strange, but possibly true.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Let us hope those rumors of Mark
Twain's Illness. likewise. have been
greatly exaggerated.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Mary Schmidt Of Peoria must mar.
ry German or lose a fortune Of half
a million. Many a man will be found
willing to change his name to Wien.
ouschueider and cultivate a friend.
ship with dachshund for that sum.
even with Mary thrown in.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1903-06-19

Tire.prcof. Denver. one Block from Union Depot.
q, H. MOiisE, Manager.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-05-07

@ tertonn. stephen g.
Stinner lit i'm bp6en gllter bon SO
Sahren III Ieinem s9otel, oas er 1881
gebant bat uno, in Dem er isiiher mobn=
te, geitorben.
Dantton. Die enaliIhe 3eit=
ung The Press and sakotan@ lit
BON 3. g. 2lopo an Die ,8asette
Printing COMPANY" pertanft morben.
-a. 8. Wablgren bat elm 8rittel 9ln=
tell an Der SdDents garh grauerei
getauft.
ggaterto mn. Der Siaoirat
bat angeoronet, baB ale autpmatilhen
Ginipurfmalhinen aus ben eieihafts=
pldBsn perihminben miiilen. es mur=
De bieler SeihluB ben 8eIhdftsleuten
nlitseteiit, IL. mar trogoem mod cine
Solhe WaIhine inn 8an9e beldBt. ioll
.nah Der sansen Strenge bes 8eieBes
benraIt meroelI.
Suron. 6err sSDbn sSilenbuth
ppn Nortbuille uno SRI. Niinnie Gren=
lhnabel bon 9lberoeen Duroen bier por=
ige Wohe in Der st. Wartinstirhe
seiraui. 9as Oohseitsfelt fano i'm
0auie Der Mutter oes 8rdutiqams,
5rau M. SlIsnbutb ftatt. Das iunge
gbepaar miro in Nortbpile mobnen.
Vantton. Jrau Anoerion, beren
Wann auf einem 6dhrboot arbeiiet.
murbe in ihmer psrleBtem 3uffanoe
in ibrem 0ofe liesenb aufgefunosn uuo
ltarb balo barauI i'm 6aereb 0eart
Ouipital grau Nnoerion bate cine
Sub on ein.m Stride sefiibrt; oas 3ier
ideuie uno bat Die 6rau in Dem Qofe
berumseinleift.
Sribgewater. Sames Nuesnt,
Elm moblbabenoer 6armer in We9oot
Gountg. Der fih DOR etpa iehs Wo4en
nit ieiner Gamilie nod benz Staate
WaIbinstou begab. um ii6 bort nieoers
,ulafen. 1T nit ieiner san3en Heiieges
lellfdaft ua4B 4Brioeemat,r 3urldgstebrt,
ibervu8t. baB Is cine ganse Naenge
ithlimmerer pldse eibt, ala Sub Da=
tota.
pitrre- Die Vtrloolunq Der
Gbeptnne Riper 3eferpation fur bic
Snbianer III mieber aufgtnemmen mors
ben unb p0r Dem nddlieu Dinttr tuer-
oen pieles sSnoianer permanent angefitoelt
iein. gs wirb nenieiisns nod bier
Sabre bauern, bis ale Snniansr auf
oieisr Heierpatinn ibre YldBe aneelpie=
len erbaiien baben. 9as Sanb. trel=
Dies bann nod iibriA lit, bleibt gemeiu=
i1a{tlihes Giaentllm Der Snolansr,
AIT oem lie nah eieenem 9rmsllsn
uerlabren t0nnen- Snl Staats-
lhasamt aehen lmmer nod 0eloer Gin
fur Die 9setleioenoen in finldno-
$50. SO uurosn oieIsr Gage iuieoer aus
DntinIon Glan, HSomn uno Nlar=
'iRan Goilnfp eiugslhidt.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-05-07

VI beroeen. Ser Shulrat bat
Htap3r aeeo eriuht, cine Spesialwabl
anSuoronen, in melher iiber Die gus=
gabe bon Bombs i'm 8etraae BON
s23, 600 asssitimmt ueroen ipl. 9as
eelo iou fiir ben 8au zines neuen
0ohfhulgebduoes ooer ben tlmbau
zines Der ieBigen Sdulsebduoe benuBt
lperoen.
VI beroeen. Sobn geramann,
Der 3 Sabre alte Sobn BON Better
Sergmann, muroe, ais er Iit in gb-
melenbeit ieiner ,gltern i'm SauIe ieiues
Gntels Robert eSrif befano, nit einem
depolper Suf0li9 erihofen.
8rids befano iih nit ieiner Srau auf
bem Jeloe, alsoer IL Sabre alte grus
Der leBteren Die Wabriht brahte, DaS
er ben tleinen Sobn tot i'm DauIe ae=
Innoen babe. Sobn mar in oas Ge-
| liht geihoIlen uno Slpar aus ndhifer
Nahe. Gin Gspolner BON 3SRaliber
belnoet lih i'm paus uno Elm ShuB
inelnt oaraus abgeItolen poroen
su lein, oDh ertldrt Der bruoer Der
6rau Brid, Der pieueiht allein 9tuf=
tlaruns ilber oas @efhehene su sebeu
permae, sans eatidieoen. oab er ben
GspoIper nlht in leinen 0lnben ssbabt
babe. Sine lpdter absebaltene Gprp-
ners=llnteriubuns ergab. baB lid Der
Rnabe ielbif eritoiien bat, ala er, an
benz offnen 5hubtalfen lieheno, ben
3eboIper iih beiab, unb osn lesteren
ipleoer in Den 4afen fallen lieB. Die
8sihworenen gaben audi sinen oabin-
lautenoen E hiebslpruh ab.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-05-07
5Intttt1tPr 43.
Nciultat Der Yrcisberteilnna.
yfidt iuen9er pe fiinf Yree falen auf Sea. G. 0of.

2R iansansfnnolgh yrsperteuns anb Samlaa g. 81 ben
a oonun9ssemdB IN esenma unparer 3eon hat uuo bot,
folgenos Reula ~
Il greis Orient. Suberet: Coupon 867 5. g. Straanener %
pls gg Heuters gammtue: Coupon 476 e. Shnieau 5so q
Sre!s Sbeils COUPON 800 Sobn gernaroi gpipbanp g. 81
s1s's Sa1ounr COUPON 9so aua goabt eais G. ..
q elellter 8nrtel: COUPON 776 0b. 0irde Sarto 6 9
Sranoenensunfeoer: Coupon 1886 @a Meoiaer uron G. g.
q MaFrapparat COUPON 729, gsm. Sdoman gBortbna g. 81
aranurneff eoupon 49, Gar Scltenbua Qamont G g.
= Ioman Sampf uu cuba: Coupon Anton 2oooe Soo
~ aenan Vaierin efabetb" Coupon 368
@oman ammanns a0er COUPON 256 S. Gtraatmepe Sen g g.
III aarm4pparat moenbuin: @oupon 688 gp
3mmermann Salem, g 8. ~
10 Sotomotp iu Rnabn: Coupon 24S popp Sepers Sea
IA porth uno Sanou uno @ombnaipnsher: gouppn 600 b
- . Shmart, Sorrsbnrg, e. O. 7
l5 Naobd 6ngerbn Babnbn COUPON 448 obn rosnen.
Sed g. 8. ' 49, NNN''1
lo Naobef uno gatnsrtinoer Oni ee un gabbatsr epu
ppn l78, geer Gurtenbat gtban G. O. -
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-05-07
&ia absrrayMemSer NerfuA.

HIl tIH VebeH 5u retteH, Ma1fe Ut.
s. o. Werritt in y. Wsboopanp. go.
einsn iiberraIdenoen Deriud, Der in
einer ipunoerDollen Sur reiultirte. Gr
ihreibt, Elm patient muroe bon einem
bettigen Blutfura befollen. peruriaht
onr4 Oefnutre i'm Wa9en. Sd babe
oft Electric titters iebr gut gefuuben
bsi atuten Ra9en* uno Qeberleiotn. 70
perinrieb i'd fit tnieber. Der p1tient
muroe iofort beFer. uub bate ttinen
Anfau mebr in Ia Wsnateu. electric
Bitters IL poiitiu 9araniirt fir Hps.
pepiia. unperoauli4teit. 8erfopfung
unb Hierfnlsioen. Yerfu1. es. Nur
50t IN s. s. Qowslls Apot6eit.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-05-07

SIM mittlersn unn Inn n0rblitsn
9beilt bes Staatss 9leip Ucrt mar
gtltern Naht Elm itarter Nahtfroii 5A
per3eihnen. Der bensuienoen Ghaaeu
dnrihttte.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-05-07
sanns Abrt. aatea far estmfsAer

9aune efabrts 3aten far csimfMDer
nah allen Yldten i'm n0rblihtn Min-
neiota. Norb Dalp.a. Nontonn, Wal1-
inaton, Oregon uno Ganaba. am erften
u. oritten Dienifaa ieoen Wonats gum
einfahen 6abrpreis plus 90 nit Der
0reat NDrtbern Nohn
ailltis 5ur Hiidflbrt iunerbnIb einwn0-
spansia 3asen; Aufentbait in 3ipi=
f1enIsntiOnen ssitattet I'm lpsitsre
AustliuIt msnos man list an osn Aasil-
tel s. 81. &ithepd oefr an lreo
Hoaers, q. y, H., Siou Gitp. lin
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-05-07

R ln Ser n a ielbn lbrSengn 0nnen ganen nur
AZ ser 10 ebensmuroig Die N bDrausuan obipn babel
zoe ar uno Der Coupon ns to Bon Sausno Qbpnne
ten nur -! uno elm tene 9erun6gen 9uhe gr uber=
aneH nniern sern urt oh uni 9agen bic poporioe
Saumllgte unr peln Shuoner beg Shmamm oriberl
Die gouna er9ab oa mertmarogs iua bab nt menioer me
nnl l oaunter Die bioen Saupps Sea uno spa ,p au bic
e Sraamensr Heien oaB unr ebiser Correspondent Mo
2uoH o gepann in utnt oam
u nrson uno oB me ser cine
per- earl fonbur IN Namont tun am 4bno Dor Der
gerlOouns bs uno 6err S Rutbroo ortbe am orqn oes
Nerl0oiunastages benble, - @
nere glden eennner tn 8ea f6nnn Gemnn in Der Na-
pl nte abh0ln un Die meir nobnnoen mi=
ner eroen W enoe oier QSob Die @Dnn abeno Spenh fno
olebn NIT ben 8epnnen ebnG sueben
donen SaBn gelo armer, aher an Gntduidnns reber it,
6ans
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-05-07
y { I 6 eini q II II a.

Sionr Sails 9. g.. 2 gQai 1908
Die enossun5eihnen beingen hermit oas Die pom serousor
Der erolo1 ausgeBn Is qie oronunaamdB am oHno
u Den 2 Wa 1908 IN Der ,NS"CHi peroph muon unb bic
O WfnHH I'M mern Hur aus ben nirtih
ns gnonmn Ga nabesu Coupons on 9nsnter
no onoen Der ariten. erpo perlt murbn unn
I'M Oaan nur ol2 epupons aueegebn pu
po ons nbrtg gebleben opon H Die per-
ond9 nber5eugt baben as in alm ban aIo (nah gb,ao
oer loo groupons an a9enten GOrrponon ur gbon
nenten fh Coupons geTtert. ~
3eugen: s ohn { ittia
zoe 8elau,
9enrn Muhpw
pfepb &ippes
bermlnn Shul5t
Gatharina Gu bmia.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-05-07
Sno=9afota.

8arp 3. Sn elmer Spesialipnbl
muroe belhloiien. $4,000 fir ben gau
zines neuen Shulbauies aubunsbmen.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1903-04-03

A Pied Piper of Hamelin is badly
needed in Edinburgh by the Princes
street hotelkeepers. Just now they
are pestered by an invasion of bat
talions of rats swarming from an ivy
clad bank in the gardens laid out some
time ago for decorative purposes by
the corporation. In this secure re-
treat the rats pass the day, issuing
forth at nighttime and finding their
way to the hotels across the street
by means of old drains. So bold are
the invaders that some have been seen
climbing up the water pipes on the
hotel fronts and entering at the open
windows. Every device known to rat
catchers has been employed for their
extirpation, but in vain. Traps, poi
son, concrete floors have proved in
effective. The latest agent introduced
to carry on the battle is the mon
goose, of which large numbers have
been imported by the distressed hotel
managers. These vicious little ami
mails have done good work in their
Drives" slaughtering the rats by bit
ing their heads clean off The corpora
ton have declined to strip off the ivy
from the bank and SOW the slope with
grass, as has been recommended by
the hotel keepers. London Chronicle.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1903-04-03
AND THE DUMMY scREEcHED.
Window Dresser's Mistake Made
Trouble for Him.
Made


There is certain window dresses
in Columbus whose mind IS on some
thing else-at least for the present,
says the Columbus Dispatch. 1t isn't
necessary to mention names nor to
locate any particular place, but here
Is the story in all it's bald-headed un.
adorned beauty
This window dresser was putting
garments on two show window dunn
mics the other day and had partially
draped two of them. lie went down
stairs for an armful Of apparel, and In
the meantime two helpers had re-
moved the dummies" When he came
back. ladened with apparel two CT his
helpers had removed the lay figures
and had fallen back for reinforce
ments. In the meantime a very pretty
and up-to-date young lady had stopped
In the store to admire the window.
She was speeches., and when the
window dresser flew upstairs he grab
bed the young lady about the waist
and started for the window. She let
out yell that shook the building and
jolted the young expert SO that he
could scarcely get his breath.
Explanations were in order, but the
young woman fails to see how she
could be ciassed with LAY figure" or
a dummy"
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1903-04-03
MADE A NAME QUICKLY.
New Congressman Becomes PopuIs

New Congressman Becomes Popular
In Washington.
When Capt. Gardner arrived in
Washington to take his seat in the
mouse he was welcomed by Secretary
Moody with the facetious greeting:
You are entering a congress badly
handicapped. You have to live down
a father-in-law, a predecessor, and a
bad reputation Gardner has been
here fortnight and he has already
overcome his handicap His first
chance came at the Gridiron dinner a
few days after his arrival, when he
gave talk which was gem of post
praadial oratory. He held his own in
unaccustomed surroundings and tossed
back telling retorts at malicious inter.
ruptions, until Speaker -to-Be Cannon
turned to Speaker Henderson with the
remark, That boy is all right. He can
take care of himself anywhere"
At the Tantalus dinner Gardner
gave line that will live In history
when he referred to Littlefeld as the
man whose name was never sullied
by being attached to a majority re
port" So that, thanks to his readi
ness, Gardner Is already better known
in the house than many q man who
has been here for years.-Boston Jour.