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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-03-03
Las nnujeres
Segdn los ingleses y los alemanes

0OSolA w. hAS1ANO>O J ~
Hay pueblos-escribfa POGO ha un
notable periodista frances-que no ad-
miten la existencia del alma en- la mt-
jer. Estos pueblos no estan civilizados.
Existen otros que, como JOS ale
names los ingleses, niegan la mujer
Ia inteligencia, la voluntad 6, por 10
menos. el sen,ido de su ponsabiiidad
absolute.
De un periodico aleman son las Oh
servaciones siguientes:
"Entre Alenania Suiza existe un
tratado de extradicion. ST M. Giron
hubiese. robado al Principe Real de Sa-
ionia una suma importante. 6 hubiera
incurrido cerca de el en- abuse de con-
fianza que resultara en- detrimento de
su fortuna, nos hubiera CORES pondido
el derecho de pedir a Suiza que detu-
viesc nos reulitiera al sefIor de que Sc
trata. Pero como M. Giron no ha
abusado de IA confianza del Prfncipe...
mas que para roballe su mujer, la ma
DIRE de sls hijos, ell raptor puede con
toda seguridad huir con el fruto de su
crimen.'
De aquf, pues, queda establecido que,
los ojos de los alemanes, la Princesa
Real no tiene NADIA que yer en- el asun-
to; es TN ser que no piensa nj razona,
es solo un objeto robado
To1o este recuerda 10 que en- cierta
OCCASION nos decfa un ingles:
-Si TN individuo me roba un caba
llo, un perro, una ga1iina, aunque sea
una manzana de mi huerto, le hago EN-
.seguida detener, juzgar y condenar
lPor que, ques, al que me roba mi mu-
jer no Sc e heIsa dc Conuanar Z ana
pena todavfa mayor, puesto que con mi
mujer me roba ell ''objeto" mas precio-
so y mas 1til que yo tenfa?
-Es que-le resDondlmos-para TO-
bar un caballo 6 TN perro basta echar-
les una cuerda al cuello y sin pedir su
conSentimiento Sc los lleva uno; pero
cuando Tin hombre quiere seducir a una
mujer casada, suele generalmente decir-
la: "Yo te amo, I'll me amas, tu mari
do no sabe apreciarte como til mereces;
20, en- cambio, me pas.r1a la vida siein-
pre- a tus pies, amandote, adorandote,
vente conmigo.' Y tenga raZon 9 no,
generalmente no. ella eScucha las ms
tancias de Sd amante, reaexiona, roma
una resolution, cuyas consecueucias
acepta desde luego.
La mujer es I'm ser que raZona, y,
francamente, mi querido amigo, al
comparar listed Su mujer con su ca
ballo con su perro, no resulta usted,
por cierto, muy galante.
ESta Obselvaclon no prOduio en- el
ningt1n efecto.
He aquf otro case:
En- Londres fue acusada una mujer
de molestar sus vecinos con su con-
ducta escandalosa y sus pala5ras obs
cenas.
Ell marido fue amado como testigo,
y ell bondaioso magistrate le recoDvno
en- esta forna:
-lNo t'ene usted ninguna Influenza
sobre su mujer?
Pues es precise que yo le condene
una multa de diez chelines, para que
aprenda usted mantener la discipline
de su casa.
ST la emancipacioo de Ia mujer es
cierta, ella debe ser la 1nica response
Bile de sus actos. maLos 6 buen0s.
Tanto mas cuanto que en- lnglaterra,
cuando una mujer comete un asesipato,
ella es la que sufre las consecuencias
penales y no su marido.
Decididamente, los alemanes y los
ingieses tienen muy raras ideas acerca
de las mujeres.
NA
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-03-03
Cura de SECURE

es 10 que nsted qu:ere. NOSOTROS
lie damos usted una GARANTIA
LEGAL escrita de curarlo uSted 6
devolverle So dinero. $500 por cual
quier case aceptado y que no Sc pue-
da curar.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-03-03

Y MUJERES.
ESTEN FUERTES
VENGAN A NOSOTROS

Nosotros curamos los peores casos
de nerviosidad, Sangre, Cults, Enfer-
medades Orinarias y Sexual de embos
hombres y mujeres; no importa que
tan languida, peligrosa 6 severa. No
)experimentos. 26 aflos de experien-
cia.
HOMBRES JOVENES, culpables
de pecados en- su juventud y molesta-
dos con Debilidad Seminal, Debilidad
Nerviosa, Perdida de Memoria. Desa-
1iento, Aversion a la Sociedad, males
de los RifIones, Gonorrea, Gotta Mill :
tar, Estrechez, Stiles, 6 cualquiera
enfermedad de los Organos Orinarios
pueden hallar una safa y violenta cura.
Curas Garantizadas.
VARICOCELE, ALMORRANAS y
VENAS NUDOSAS de las piernas,
etc., curadas de una vez. $500 sin
fa1ta.
HOMBRES DE MEDIA EDAD,
Aquf hay miles de ustedes que han
cometido ofensas en- contra la ley de su
Inatu1aleza, y ahora estan pagando por
clio. Esas debilidades, dolores de ra
badilla, Perdida de poder Sexual, Fa1-
ia 6 Perdida de Vita1idad, Frecucntes
6 Dolorosas Evacuaciones de la Beii-
ga, acompafIado por mas 9 menos ar
dores y escapes de particulas de al
bum5n en- la orina con sedimiento,
'tad0 apunta q la decadencia de ST
masculinidad. Hay miles que nue.
rem de esta di6cultad, ignorantes de
la causa. Los doctores garantizaran
INA cura perfecta en- todos estos casos
y una reStauracion sa1udab1e de los
Organos Orinarios
LOS DOCTORES EMINENTES
de esta institution han estado sanando
a los atligidos por arriba de un cuarto
de centenar. El1os son graduados de
los mejoreS colegios medicales de dos
continentes. Su experienced ha sido
ancha y buscada. Su destreza es fae-
ra de disputa. Su integridad es in
questionable. Su reputation como me
dlcoS y cirujanos eS arriba de repro
ches.
ELLOS SON LOS ANTAGONIS-
TAS de la enfermedad. LOS ENEMI-
Cos del dolor. GRANDES Y so
DGNA1NOo AMID OG JOQaS CTOD1CaS
y otras indisposiciones, Y curan las 81 :
guientes:
Insomnia Hysteria.
Paralisis Scroftlla.
TiSis EnfermedadeS del hi
gado.
Hernia Enfermedad de las Tri
pas.
Seiatica Enfermedad Owaria.
Deformidad Tumores y Crecimien-
tos Abnorrnales,
Disenteria Enfermedad Spinal.
Asthma Bronqui+is.
Catarro Neuralgia
Dyspepsia Enfermedad del Cora
zon.
Malaria Reumatismo.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-07
Fhe President
Talks ABBOTT Labor

worth reaching in this world who
does not come to 1t heavy laden"
Surely from our experience
each of us knows that this is true.
From the greatest to the smallest,
happiness and usefulness are largely
found in the same soul, and the Joy
OF life is won in its deepest and truest
sense only by those who have not
shirked life's burdens. The men
whom we most delight to honor in all
this land are those who, n the iron
years from 81 to '65, bore on their
shoulders the burden Of saving the
Union. They did not shirk the diff.
cult duty. Deliberately and Of their
W free will they strove for an ideal,
upward and onward across the stony
slopes of greatness. They did the
hardest work that was then to be
done; they bore the heaviest burden
that any generation of Americans
ever had to bear; and because they
did this they have won such proud
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-07
How she VIII Get out.

The captain OF the ship Two Broth.
ers came over from Vancouver yester
day TO see about making preparations
for getting his ship into deep water,
The Two Brothers is the ship that
went up 10 Vancouver TO load during
the June freshet. When the cargo
was nearly all aboard It was found
that the river had fallen so low that
1t was impossible 10 get the vessel
out Dredging OF tho bar below Van
eouver was ~resorted 20, but did not
prove successful. as the silt In the
river bottom filled up, the channel as
fast as Il was excavated, The skip
per Of the lumber vessel has about
concluded 20 discharge his cargo onto
barges and hen take the ship over the
bar light This he a do by shift
ing ballast so as 10 roll the vessel
over on her side, IN which position
she will not draw much over nine
feet. Then when he gets into deep
water he will reload his cargo and
go on his way rejoicing.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-07
Does IL Paw 10 BUY cheap7

A checp remedy fer coughs and
colds is all right. bu you want some
thing that will relieve and cure the
more severe and dangerous results OF
throat and lung troubles. What shall
you do? Go TO q warmer and more
regular climate? Yes, II possible; II
not possible for you. then in either
case take the ONLY remedy that has
been introduced In all civilized coun-
tries with Gee in oevere throat
and lung troubles, "Boschee's German
Syrup" Il not only heals and stmu'
lates the tissues TO destroy the germ
disease. but allay1 Inflammation. caus-
es easy e~xpectoration, gives a good
nights rost, and cures tho 900
Try ONE bottle. Recommended
many yosrs by all druggists In the
world. You can get this reliable rom
edy at DIR, Stones drug stores, Price
25c and 75c.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-07
Continued from Second Pase.)

enable advantages those lmmedi.
N dependent upon the husband,
tather, or the son.
No Room for Idlers.
here is no room in our healthy
L,dcan life for the mere idler, for
[ man or the woman whose object
|. throughout life to shirk the
n which life ought to bring. Life
mean nothing worth meaning. un.
It's prime aim is the doing Of
/ the achievement of results
IN achieving. A recent writer has
|y said: AFTER all, the saddest
N that can happen to a man is to
h no burdens. To be bent under
great a load is bad; TO be crushed
lr It is lamentable; but even in
! there are possibilities that are
Nous. But to carry no load at all
Hsre is nothing in that. No one
Ls to arrive at any goal really.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-07

joy as 1t has fallen to the lot of no
other men to win, and have written
their names forevermore on the gold.
en- honor roll Of the nation. AS it is
with the soldier, so it is with the civil.
Ian.
The Mother to be Honored.
To win success in the business
world, to become a hrst-class mechan-
is, a successful farmer, an able law
yer or doctor, mean that the nan has
devoted his best energy and power
through long years to the achievement
of his ends. So It is in the life Of
the family upon which in the last
analysis Of the whole welfare Of the
nation rests. The man or woman who
as a bread winner and home maker,
or rs wife and mother, has done all
that he or she can do. patiently and
uncomplainingly, is to be honored;
and is to be envied by all those who
have never had the good fortune to
feel the need and duty Of doing such
work. The woman who has borne,
and who has reared as they should be
reared, a family Of children, has in
the most emphatic manner deserved
we'll of the Republic. Her burden
has been heavy. and she has been
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-07

I take a pleasant herb drink. the next
morning feel bright and my com
plexiOn 10 better. Ny doctor says II
acts gently on the s.omache. liver and
Kidneys. and IL a pleasant laxative. II
IL made o. herbs. and Is prepared a.
easily as tea. Il 10 called Lanes med,
iclne. All druggists sell II a. 25e and
90 cents. Lanes Family Medicines
moves the bowels each day. II you
caDnot get Il. send for free samples
Address. Orator Woodward. Leroy,
N. Y.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-09-07

able to bear it worthily only by the
possession Of resolution, OF good
sense, Of conscience, and Of unselhsh.
ness. But If she has borne it well,
then to her shall come the supreme
blessing, for in the words OF the oldest
and greatest of books, Her children
shall rise up and call her blessed"
and among the benefactors Of tho
land her place must be with those
w%ho'have done the best and the hard.
est work, whether as law givers or as
soldiers, whether in public or in pri.
vate life.
This Is not a soft and easy creed
to preach. II is a creed willingly
learned only by men and m who,
together with the softer virtues,
possess also the stronger; who can
do and dare. and die at need, but who
while life lasts will never finch from
their allotted task. You farmers. and
wageworkers, and business men of
this great State, of this mighty and
wonderful nation. are gathered to.
gether today proud Of your State and
still prouder of your nation because
your forefathers and predecessors
have lived up to just this creed.
Must Guard Our Liberties.
You have received from their hands
a great inheritance, and you Will
leave an even greater inheritance to
your children and your children's
children. provided only that you prac.
tice alike in your private and your
public lives the strong virtues that
have given us as a people greatness in
the past. II Is not enough TO be well.
meaning and kindly. but weak; Meth.
er is II enough to be strong, unless
morality and decency go hand in hand
with strength. We must possess the
qualities which make us do our duty
In our home and among our neighbors
and in addition we must possess the
qualities which are indispensable TO
the makeup Of every great and mas.
terful nation-the qualities OF courage
and hardihood, OF individual initiative
and yet Of power to combine for a
common end, and above all, the res.
dilute Reorganization to permit no man
and nc set OF men to sunder us one
from the other by lines OF caste or
creed or section. We must act upon
the motto OF all for each and each for
all. There must be ever present In
our minds the fundamental truth that
in a republic such as ours the only
safety Is to stand neither for nor
against any man because he is rich or
because he is poor, because he is en-.
gagged In one occupation or another.
because he works with HIS brains or
because he works with his hands.
We must treat each man on his worth
and merit as a a We must see
that each is given a square deal. be
cause he is entitled 10 no more and
should receive no less. Finally we
must keep ever in mind that a repub.
lie such as ours Fan exist only in
virtue Of the orderly liberty which
comes through the equal domination
of the law over all men alike, and
through It's administration in such
resolute and fearless fashion as shall
teach all that no man is above II and
no man below Il.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03
WILLING TO REPEAT.
Young Hunter Captures somethin8
More Than Game ON One Of
His Expeditions.

On the Kronprinz Wilhelm, one noon
light May night, young man and girl
were discovered making love. The news
OF this discovery spread among the pas
sengers, and many a joke was cracked,
says the Kansas City Journal. But Sem
ator N. B. Scott, Of West Virginia, said
IN the smoking room:
There is nothing to laugh At here. In
nocent love-making Is natural in the
young. This fact was well brought out
by an adventure that happened to a
friend Of mine, years ago, in the noun
tains of West Virginia
The young man was hunting. He came
to a lonely cabin, and, being thirsty, he
knocked at the door for drink. The drink
was handed to him by a girl SO charm.
ing that, with a smile, he said:
Would you be angry if I should of.
fer you dollar for kiss?
:" No, sir, the girl answered, with Z
little blush.
$50 my friend took the kiss, and then
he gave the maiden the dollar. She bal.
anced it in her hand a moment. She
knitted her pretty brows in perplexity.
What she asked, shall I do with all
why. anything you please, my dear,
said my friend
Then she murmured, 7 think III
give it back to you, and take another
kiss"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03
BASE NEGLECT OF DUTY.
Some of the Things That Are Ex.
pected of Men Who Aspire to
Political Leadership.

To become political 'leader," and to re-
tain the post successfully, requires eternal
vigilance. One politician, quoted by the
Cleveland Plain Dealer, says that in the
tenement districts the leader becomes a
sort of unofficial mayor, guardian and ia
Their of his people. He can never ignore a
request To do so is to offend not only
the individual who makes it, but all mis-
relations.
One woman asked district leader to take
her baby into his family while the mother
went out of town for q weeks visit. Again,
he was called up at two o'clock in the morn
ing by couple of men who had got into a
dispute, and wanted him to arbitrate. He
was expected to see that the poor had coal
to bail out those who were arrested; to Sc
cure work for those who were out Of employ.
ment; to have police fines rsmitted; to at.
tend marriages, picnics and funerals.
One family of voters renowned him perma.
nently because he did not call when seven
year-old Thomas broke leg.
But didn't know he had broken his
leg!" the leader demonstrated.
Sure, and you should have known it."
"But ! didn't even know you had son
named Thomas"
"That settles it." and the father took
up his hat. Tim Sullivan would have
known it. Niver meal have you ate in me
house.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03
NO DANGER IN APPLES.
After Cattle or Horse Have Become
Accustomed to Them They Can
BE Fed Safely.

Instructions have been given how and
when 60 feed apples; the quantity, from
four quarts to half bushel, cut and un-
cut, in one instance the wormy ones
thrown out (perhaps for cider?). From
all these opinions one might infer that
apples are somewhat dangerous food to
handle, and after all it might be the
wiser course to let them decay in the or
chard rather than run the risk of dried
up or choked COW. After associating
stock and apples together for 20 years
almost wonder how it is that ever had
any of the desired lacteal fluid or in fact
living animal left. My practice has
been something like this: After secur-
ing all wish of the culled fruit and
feeding the stock for a week few
quarts twice a day, turn them all in the
orchard to help themselves. Some years
they will have several thousand bushels
to start with. My experience is that a
cow will seldom or never choke in tina
orchard The danger lies in their first
greedy introduction to the fruit; in the
orchard they will pick up and eat one at
a time and are in no particular hurry
since the supply Is unlimited. These
apples will furnish them forage until
they freeze up, then the fruit put in
store will come in play If the orchard
is handy to the barnyard colts and
horses not kept for use can run out and
pick up apples to their advantage. l
know Of no kind of stock that will hurt
themselves on apples after they have
become accustomed to eating them
Rural New Yorker
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03
FEEDING DAIRY cows.
Interesting Summary of Experiments
Conducted by Prof. May at the
Kentucky Station.

Prof. D. w. May, of the Kentucky
experiment station, is the author of
recent bulletin on the feeding Of
dairy cows, which may be summarized
as follows:
!. Select cows of dairy type. While
pure-bred animals will bring higher
price, they will also tend more to re-
produce the dairy type. and are there
fore recommended.
2. Take strict account of the cost Of
milk and butter from each individual
cow of the herd, SO that the unprofit-
able one may be culled out.
3. Exercise and pure air are very
essential to the best results from
mich cows, but exposure to severe
weather, especially cold rains, should
be avoided.
4. Feed to get the largest amount Of
milk with profit The yield of milk,
and thereby the yield of butter, is
greatly Influenced by the amount and
character of the feed, the percentage
of fat remaining fairly constant.
y. 1uCI cast luc dulOunI dAu tAO
length of the season of pastures, for
they represent profitable gains in
dairying.
6. Good roughness Is essential in
dairying, and the more palatable these
foods may be, the more of the higher
priced grain feeds they will replace.
Of our coarse feeds grass, corn silage,
alfalfa and clover hay rank high.
Z. Study the profits in grain feeding
in order to avoid giving more grain
than the value of the resulting in
creased yield. Our leading grain ra-
ton is a combination of ground corn
and bran. This ration may, under
some circumstances, be bettered or
| cheapened by the addition of certain
by-products of cereal and Oil mills.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03
What Was Its

Frairpoint, Miss, Aug. 3rd-One of the
strangest cases ever reported occurred here
recently. The son Of Mr.. G. L. Butler was
very i'll. The doctor said he had some dis
ease of the spinal cord, and treated him for
two months, but he grew worse all the time,
and finally the doctor told Mr.. Butler that
he did not know what was the trouble.
The boy would wake up in the night and
say that he was dying. He would be nerv-
Gus and trembling and want to run out Of
the house, saying he saw ugly things which
frightened him.
His father was very much discouraged till
one day he saw new remedy called Dodd' ;
Kidney Pills advertised, and he at orce
bought some and began to give them to his
boy.
He used altogether eight boxes before he
was entirely cured. He has not been
troubled since. Mr.. Butler says:
Il feel it my duty to tell what Dodd e Kid
ney Pills have done for my boy. All this
remedy needs is fair chance and it will
speak for itself"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03
Keeping Butter In summer.

To keep butter in the summer sea-
son, pack it in well soaked tubs or
firkins, put little damp salt in the
bottom and place it in cool, dry cellar
on bench of wood about IS inches
from the cellar bottom, and the same
from the wall. Stone or earthenware
does not keep butter well, as the mois-
ture from the surrounding atmosphere
in warm weather condenses on such
vessels and soon effects the butter.
Put no salt on or between the layers.
Fill to within half an inch of the top.
and place a clean wet cloth over the
butter, and pack the edges down with
a knife and then spread thinly wet
salt over the top of cloth. The above
mode of packing and keeping butter
will be useful to many, and cause a
smile Of delight to the buyer.-Ella
M. Hess, in Epitomist.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03
"Red Tape" by the Yard.

One Of the soldiers who had been reported
killed in certain battle in South Africa
and against whose name in the regimental
books note to that effect had ben made,
afterward turned up and reported himself
Then the sergeant made another note in the
book. Died by mistake" The man was
placed in the hospital, and few weeks after
succumbed to the injuries he had received.
This fact was communicated to the sergeant
through the colonel of the regiment, and
then third note was made: "Re-died by
order of the colonel London ~. G."
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03
Molly Pitcher

Molly Pitcher was bravely serving the gun
after her husband had fallen
This will make your name famous" cried
the enthusiastic soldiers.
Eyes," returned the heroic girl; Sin time
pitcher"
Blushing at the glory awaiting her, she
rammed home another charge-N. Y. Sun.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03

stalls, where the car can be filled. Then
with measuring scoop in one hand the
feeder can pass rapidly down, the line,
pushing the car before him. The whole
method of construction ia shown in the
cut. Any blacksmith can mount the lit
tie wheel in frame with hook attached.
Farm Journal
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03
COMFORT.

much pain in my back !; a
time went on / could hardly
endure it !; / could not stand
except for q few moments at
q time / grew weak and
exhausted ; ! could not even
do light homework /; l could
not stoop or bend ; my head
ached severely !; / was in pain
from my head down to my
heels !; centering in the kid,
neys it was a heavy, steady,
sickening ache /; ! could not
rest nights, and got up
mornings weak and tired. ]
thought I was about done
for, when / saw Doan's Kid,
ney Pills advertised. Within
a week after commencing
their use / began to improve,
and from that time on rapidly
grew better. / used five
boxes In all and was cured. :"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03

Friend What's the matter, old man!
Doesn't she return your love?" Tilted One
That's just the trouble. She returned it
and told me to give it to some other girl. =
Princeton Tiger.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1903-09-03
KIDNEY

Aching backs are eased.
Hip, back, and loin pains
overcome. Swelling of the
limbs and dropsy signs
vanish.
They correct urine with
brick dust sediment, high
colored d, pain in passing.
dribbling, frequency, bed
wetting. Doan's Kidney Pills
remove calculi and gravel.
Relieve heart palpitation,
sleeplessness. head ache,
nervousness, dizziness.