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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-02-28
when 60 Buv Footyx..r

To get comfortably fitting shoes buy
them in the afternoon when the exer-
else Of the day has stretched the mus
Giles to their largest extent.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-02-28
The Palm Of wealth.

Lives OF miliionalres remind us
We can reach flames shining strand
II We'll only leave behind us
Libraries to beat the band.
-IudRe
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-02-28
Light ON the wax.

There is no dark path where the
Light of life shines.-United Pres
byterian.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
STRIKERS ACQUITTED.
Jury Rendered Verdict OF Not Guilty
Without Leaving Seats

The trial oi the Fulton strike cases
was brought TO nn abrupt ciurr IN Rich
mund Monday. the jury. npun the a1sice
oiCommonwealth sAtturnry Richardson.
bringing la verdict at not guilty,
without leaving their sei,ts ~ the box
The court Ead spent four hours Satur-
day in hearing argument upon instruc-
tions. and took them under adv i-ement.
His honor was ready with them when he
called the court the order at II o'clock,
in the preeence OF large crowd, and ~
he proceeded e. rsnd amid absolute al
lince. il was evident what the end would
be. Soclear cut and pointed were he in
structions aud 80 Enthusiastically did they
define the laws governing the cases that
any lAyman in the room must have
known that the verdict could have been
none other than that OF not guilty
When the jury had been instructed,
Judge Richardson. on behalf OF the tom
monwealth asked the jury To find the
prisoners not guilty. and they did ~
without leaving their box.
This acquittal applied. however. only
TO the charge Of riot, upon which the III
ntructiOns rnid there could be- no cun'lc-
ton under the Indictment. Then the
Attorney asked that
the charge OF felony. go wit, the ohatruc-
tion of "a cnr oi the railway company. be
nolle prosecuted. and An order TO ihis
effect WAS promptly enter'd on record.
Lammey and Jordan, the two STREET
car men. and the two Kane boys, who
were jointly indicted with the Others,
were bailed for their appearance at the
September term Of the court tn answer
10 the charge Of shooting and thro wing
rocks AT cars
The strikers are rrioiced ut the resulto
the trial
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
EDWIN BRUCE cHeSTeRNAN
This We'll Known Virginia Ne~sPs =
per Man Dead.

Mr.. Edwin Bruce Chesterman IN point
Of service one ni he oldest journalists in
Richmond. died Monday night lie had
long been m IN health aud Tor the past
twelve months he had been incapacitated
for work. lie improved in the early sum
mer and was able 70 take daily drive
but sunday morning he was seized with
congestion and sank rapidly. Mr.. 'hcs-
terman was u native NJ Hanover County
and fiiiy-h,e years old. He belonged to
the old school Of Richmond newspaper
writer's Of which but two remain ia Nc
tive services lie began his newspaper
career on the Richmond Wing thirty
yearr ago undprCO W. g. Elan lie sue
ceeded Col Richard r. Benne ~ part
owner of the state. and was ior some
years one of the editors OF the Timer. lie
had. however. devoted the greater part
Of hi- life 20 correspondence. lie has
been for twenty seven years and ny to
the time Of his death Richmond cores
pOndent oi the Baltimore sun. lie also
represented large number oi other
paper-. Mr. Chestermsn's great fort was
political work. lie enjoyed theconlidence
81 the lcaders OF both parties attended
al the Nirginia and national conventions.
and wac regarded ~ high authority on
political matters lie il survived 10y ionr
sons. three, brother aad one sister OGe
of biz brothers il W Dallas thestermAn
one Of the editors Of the Times Dispatch
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
THOMAS
Talks BaRGBIN Talk.
Seasons End Sale
LOW SHOES AND
STRAW HATS.

Here is 4 sale that is a
money saver. We've made all
the profit we can hope to make
out of this seasons low shoes
and straw hats. What we are
after now is the money that's
wrapped up in what is left, Or
rathcra part Of it. Thissounds
like we are going to almost give
them away, don't it? Well,
we are, if you'll leave Just a
small amount to show you're in
earnest. (really want them we
are. Here are the figures, but
they are so very small you'll
have to look close TO see them
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
Moraan Mills Defendant.

Morgan K. Mills, John + Rose, John
n Rose. Richmond Plumbing and Man
I'll Company. r : Dalton, Charles Bnr-
sert. W i Mahoney. James H.ChappeD,
"hris. Manning and John ". Anderson.
members Of the Master Plumbers Associ-
alton. oF Richmond. are defendants in a
.uir for $1,000 damages brought Mon
day by Charles VI Neighan. The plain
tiff is D jpurneyman plumber. and bases
his suit on the refusal 81 the defendants
to sell him supplies The s'it is the first
Of the kind ever filed IN that city.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
Local Markets

Corrected by Simon Hirsh 4 Bro.l
Wheat, so to 81; corn, new, % to
so, meal, 81 .a0to sl.l5 per 100 pounds
oats. 40 to so; fowls (live) % to 10;
Spring chickens. II TO l1kc; duchs,
live. 8 to 9.dressed IL tol2; Winter chick
ems. o to 10 pound; lard, IL to 12;eggs,
12Jl to 13; butter, 10 to %; hams, l4h
to IS; Irish potatoes, so to 60 (;
sweet potatoes, 90to $l;beef 3 to 3l;
veal. Az to j;lambs, 80 80 to $3.50; hides,
lqreenj 5 TO 8; hides dry, = TO 10:
baled hay. $15 to $lS per ton.
Wool-Unwashed, 10 TO I'll washed,
"a to 25.
dred pounds.
THE GRAIN MARKETS.
The grain markets closed yesterday ii
follows:
Chicago - Wheat, July so, Sept
SOY, corn, July 52H, Sept. %, oats, Sept
34..
New York - Southern wheat, 80
corn, 60 to 81. 90
EalLimore-Southern wheat, % to 80
Southern corn, 81 TO -.
Richmond-Wheat. so to 81; corn o.
TO 60: oats, SO TO SO.
Alexandria-Wheat. z to Is; corn, o.
10 60
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
Richmond, Fredericks-
burg and Potomac
Railroad.
Schedule in effect May oath, 1908.
LEAVE NoRrHwARD.

LEAVE NoRrHwARD.
5.45 A. NJ. daily. Stops on signal al
OccoQuan Sundays only.
SIS A. NJ. daily. Stops at Alexandria
1905 A. NJ. Sunday only. Stops on
signal at Brooke, Aqua, Wide Water
QnanticO. Cherry Hill. and Occoquan.
1917 A. NJ. daily, except Sunday
Stops on signal at Brooke. Aquia, Wide
Water. Quantico, Cherry Hill, Freestone
Occoquan, Lorton. AccOtink. Frsnconia.
| Al L. NJ daily except Sunday. No
local stops
6.5T L. NJ. daily. Stops on signal at
Brooke and Wide Water, and at Reid
sundays only.
1901 Z. NJ. daily Stops on signal at
Brooke. Wide Water and Quantico.
Stops ON signal at Oecoquan on Sundays
only.
LEAVE SOUTHWARK.
COO A. VI. daily except sunday. Rich
mond accommodation. Make all stops
G.22A. NJ. daily. Atlantic Coast Line
train. stops at Milford. Oosweli ana
Ashland daily, and on signal at 'ther
local stops on Sundays only.
OBS A. NJ. daily except Sunday. MAKES
local stops on signal.
l2.23 i. NJ. daily. 5. A. l.. train. stops
ON signal at Milford. boswell and Ash
land
b.2OP. NJ. daily Atlantic Coast Line
train. stops AT boswell and Ashland.
6.37 l.. VI. daily. Makes local stops
on signal.
So +. NJ. daily Sesboard Air Line
train. Stops at boswell on signal.
Accommodation train leaves Richmond
4. T.. NJ. daily except Sunday. arrives
fredericksburg $50 p. NJ.
&. G. COX, Agent.
". u. DIXIE, C. W. CULP. ". =. TAYLOR,
ten. Man. Asst Gen. Man Traf Man
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
NOTICE
To The Voters Of Caroline County.


Am a candidate for the House Of Dele
oates and solicit the votes Ofmy fellow
citizens. ! cannot in this card give the
reasons for my being before the people
for their sufirages, but propose to dis
cuss the political situation now prevail
inc in the county aud for that purpose
will address the people Of the county at
the following places and times and earn
estly request them to come ont and hear
me:
AtW. L. Blanton's Store on Monday
August nth, at 5p. ID ,o,
,t iolansyiIle on Tuesday, August 18TH
at 3 p. m. ,.,
At Bowers on Monday, August oath, al
5p. m. ,a,
At Shumansville on Tuesday, August
18th, at ) p. m. ,cu
At sparta on Wednesday, August zotn
at ) p. IN.
At Brandywine on Thursday, Angus
27th, at 5 p m.
At Rappshaunock Academy on Friday
August 2Sth at p. IN.
Respectfully.
+ G. Moncure.
August 11th, 1903.
tsas- Remember the Primary Election
Saturday, August 29th.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
q. a RID.
To My Friends and Fellow-Citizens OF CAROLYN
County


County
have been urged by large number of my friends to be
a candidate for reelection 10 the office of Commemorative
Attorney have been considering this request and told
them wOnd wait for the announcement OF my decision un
I'll after August court bell wing that the socaed Democratic
Committee would this day decide and promuigate to the
people as they had resolved to do at their last
eeng the plan of pa ing before them party candidates
They however, and liked the 18th OF August as the
for holding primary election for the House OF Del gates and
oostpond until some after the primary the consideration
of the plan for making nominations for county and district
officers or if il peases their WILL Of making nomi.
nations at all Mr. D. b. Powers Jr Is the chairman OF this
committee the time legislative candidates to announce their
candidacy closed last Saturday have heard and yet these
,ndiaes have announced by the committee To the
people am unwilling that he hall carry me In his pants
rockets to be tossed about at his pleasure am entirely
willing to accede to urgent request omy friends and meas
ure strength with Mr. Ennis at primary election where the
vote s viva voce or to submit to Democratic convention
composed of delegates elected at precinct meetings. PROVIDED
delegates are apporoned among the several precincts IN
nroporOn to the Democratic vote OF each or am willing 10
strength with him at the regular election with no nom
naon butt am unwilling that Powers shall be the master OF
nv destnes or tyrancaly parcel out the offices OF the county
had not intended to be candidate for this Office and during
the rast four years have repeatedly stated publicly and p
vatev think was not treated fairly in the primary four
years ago but with viva vote, as party authority now
demands might 90 into Vt with better assurances we are
tobave urinary election held August 29h for the House
M Delegates wi good be assigned why county
and district officers should not be thus nominated and al ne
same time They elected at the same Time lam sorry
b narsan and unfair action OF the county committee pre-
cudes by making definite answer to the request Oh my enus
,b time but shall be candidate If can get farly De-
Fore the people shall be- God spares me- I'VE acto IN
tb Gbt and shall most cordially and heartily support Judge
Z Moncure for the Legislature and hereby request my
friends to do So shall address the people OF Caroline al
naces in the county as can arrange the ap
continents and should be pleased to have Mr. Powers present
pesPec''u'Jt
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
Mules Killed BY Lightning

Judge K. II. L. Chichester had three
fine young mules struck and killed by
lightning during the thunder storm
Monday night. The mules were in the
field at the hour of the accident. Two OF
them were found this morning dead under
"A large tree. and the third one was OF
from the tree 10 or - yards. 5000
would not replace the three animals.
This makes the second time within the
past month that Judge Chichester has
sustained loss by lightning having
lost three fine thoroughbred hogs not
long since.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
a Correction.

Fredericksburg. Va. Aug. -, 1903.
In your issue Of yesterday you reler to
Rev Jas. =. Smith as StOnewall Jack
sons chaplain. Dr. Smith was never a
chaplain At the commencement OF the
war he enlisted ~ private in the Rock
bridge Artillery. and afterwards was
promoted 10y General Jackson for gal
lantry on the field OF battle, and served
on General Jackson's staff a. abide camp
with rherank oicaptain After thedrath
Of General Jackson Dr. Smith continued
his staff service until the end Of the war.
Respectfully.
JnO. T. Goodrich
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13

A meeting OF HARDWOOD School Board
will be held AZ Berea, Stafford county
Va, Tuesday. 18th August, 1903. nj >
a. m. to elect teachers. Applicants
should furnish certificates OF the ornfy
Superintendent Of Schools. or certificates
properly endorsed by him. No applica-
ton will he entertained unless certificate
accom- psnies the same. BY order Hart
wood school Board.
l. Lucas. Clerk.
Falmouth Va
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
LnraIsx Party Seek Pastures New

The headquarters of the Langley air
ship expedition were transferred Mon
day evening from the Mount Vernon
Clubhouse. on Quantico Island, to the
Hotel Mt Clifton Beach, on the Maryland
shore. five miles below the househost
This action was the result Of the protest
Of club members against the further oc
cupation Of the bland by the Smithson
ian scientists. Ten men now constitute
the party. which will be increased e
fourteen in few days.
Another model test il expected soon
The bousebost will bekept At Whitewater
inr the present.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
Dissolution Of co-Psrtrership

The firm Of Johnston 4 Pearson Is this
day dissolved by mutual consent, Mr.
Pearson having sold his entire interest,
together with good will. etc. To Mr.. II. H.
Johnston, who will conduct the business
~ heretofore under the name COLONIZATION
4 Pearson All persons indebted will
please come forward aud settle
Respectfully,
Johnston \ Pearson
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
CITY COUNCIL.
NswTeIephone franchise.

A meeting of the City Council, called AT
the request oi the Ordinance Committee,
WAS held Monday night at : o'clock
Present, President l. d. Cole, Council
men Wroten, Revere. Bradley. kmhrey,
Dannehl, Chancellor. Wallace, Brent
Mr.. Dannehl offered on ordinance con
trolling IA telephone ami telegraph iran
chise for the city. and tne said ordinance
was ordered to he published once week
ioriour successive weeks, and il appears
in The Free lance of (,Oday) Thursday.
Rules were then suspended and the Fl
nance Committee was authorized To Dor
row 81 900 for street Improvements.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
To SpOtsylvania Lana Owners
and Parties Interested.

The committee appointed by hi- honor,
Judge Waller, To examine into the con
dition of the Office Of Clerk Of County
Court of Spotsylvania respectfully re-
quest all who have receipts under the hand
of j. 7. II Crsmond, Clerk. for money
paid to REDEEM DELlNQlI ENTLANi,
to bring or forward the same by mail
or messenger To the committee NJ spot
sylvania G H..care OF Henry NJ. Holiaday
The committee will use the same IN
endeavoring TO straighten out any DE
iects OF title and 20 protect land owners.
and will preserve aud return them to
owners after the investigation.
In order to report to the court on time
the committee request that all receipts
be delivered 10 them not later than Au-
gust II. 1903.
Respectfully.
Alvin r. Emhrey.
T. II. DeJarnette. lr.,
Henry NJ. Ilolladay
Aug. : ll-13-15.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13

Having sold my interest in the drug
business to II. II. Johnson, who will con
tinue the at the old stand. ! thank
the public for their liberal patronage
shown the firm during the years past.
and ask "a continuance Of the sam Tor
the new firm.
Very Respectfully,
GeO. Is. Pearson
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
Registration Closed.

The registration for the city OF freder-
;cksbure closed Tuesday night, alter Q
setting of 4 DAYS. There were Al new
voters registered in the upper ward, all
white. aud s applicants were refused. In !,
the lower ward - were registered, all
white. aud six applicants refused. ms
makes a total OF 81 new voters added to
poll books OF the city.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13

A customer desires TO rent farm ioi
one year. with privilege OF buying Sam'
on or before the end OF the same year
viii pay from 5000 TO $4,000 fesl
Of references furnished by customer. Fol
information write
,Jno. W. Allison, Ir .
Fredericksburg Va.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
Divorce Suit Instituted.

Mrs. Fenton Irene Gebricke has insti.
tuted suit Tor divorce in the Corporation
Court against her husband. Arthur Lewis
Cebricke. Judge Jno. 7. Goodrich is her
attorney. Mrs Gebricke before her mar
riage was Miss Fenton beIe Stone
daughter OF William s. Stone, of this city
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13

| take pleasure in thanking the public
for their liberal patronage m the pact
aud solicit continuance oi the same
Ny stock " ill be up tn date and all erti
Giles will be chemically pure The Pre-.
scription Department IL complete and al
prescriptions are carefully compounded
by a registered druggist
Very respectfully,
II. II Johnston
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
Miss ousrle. to Wed Mr.. Baskerville

Rev DIR. and Mrs. Ii. l.. Quarles an
nounce the approaching IN marriage OF their
daughter, Miss Catharine Pendieton
Qnarles, to Mr.. Charles Read Baskerville,
Of Stanton, Tenn. The ceremony WIZ
be performed August 18th, at the bride 8
home. at Bowling Green, Va. On ac-
count of the recent death OF the bride .
grandfather there will be no cards and
only members OF the immediate family
VriIl no uresent
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
Notice..

wish to express thanks publicly
through the columns OF this paper, IN Do
hall Of myself and children, for the many
acts of kindness and tokens OF sympathy
shown us by the people Of the city in tho
recent loss OF my husband.
Mrs. S. B. Dolly.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
J. W. THOMAS,
Sheer and Halter.
HEADQUARTERS

For Flour, Mill feed, Hay and Meal,
also that celebrated DANDY Chop" made
Of Corn and Oats by the Commercial Mill
ing Company, Of Detroit, Michigan. This
Chop has only to be tried to prove. US SUI
perorty as strictly first Class Feed for
horses and cattle
We are also large dealers in Corn and
Oats: lust e,eiyed Car load Of Old west
ern Oats. strictly good.
=" arm Wanted" at the highest market
price. We are Agents for the Celebrated
''Pratt's Food" for horses. cattle and p0ul
try Remember the place, Rays ole
stand.
j. M'CALL.A BOULWAHE K son,
Agents FOR the Champion Harvesting
Machinery.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
BOWLING Green Masisterial District.

Shumansville, September lst and pad
Sparta, September 3rd and 18th.
Whites. September 18th and 9th.
Gouldmans September 10th and tn.
Bowling Green. September 10Th and
18th.
Registrars-K r Parish. T. W tir'en'
N II Grayatt 10
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
REGISTRATION NOTICE
HARDWOOD District

NaftWoOu DIstFIct
HARDWOOD Precinrt-Sepiemher 4 :.
%. 10. II.
Harwool Preeinct-Sep'emher :. -,
rs. II, +.
lhas ] CHARTERS.
Andrew Rriggs.
John VI Hull,
q, Rppistrarr
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13

Connections at Ere iercksburg with H., r .
P r. r., and Weems Steamboat Co. Az
orange with Southern K and chesapeake
Ohio r. X.
The only line to she Chancellorsville and
wilderness Dattlehelfs
FAstern standard Time. Daily eIceptSun'
ssv W II RICHARDS. Gen. Manager
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
CANDIDATES CARD.


To the Voters Of Caroline County:
am a candidate for the office OF ON
missioner Of the Revenue for Port Royal
Magisterisl District. OF Caroline county,
and will be grateful for the votes ami IN
huence Of all of my friends, promising, II
elected, aiaithiul and impartial discharge
of the duties of said office. Should nom
nations for said Office be made by pri'
mary or otherwise, | am subject o. the
action of the Democratic party OF my
county.
Respectfully
j. Il. Rroaidu~,
Rappahannock Academy. Va.
August LIST. 1903. I'm
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
IN cuaE coLolNo ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money il it iails
TO cure. e. W. Groves signature IL on
each box. 25c
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
Straw Hats.
$3.50 at 7jc. Sl.00, SOC; SOC.
25c.; 25c., l5c.

Ladies Welt Dongola 0xfordS,
$500, at sl.45.
Ladies' Welt Dongola Butcher
OIfords. $3.50, at Sl.85.
Ladies' Welt Patent Colt Ok
fords, 81 so, at sl.S5.
Ladies' Welt Dongola Patent
Colt Butcher $500, at 81 40
Ladies Welt Patent Colt Bluch-
er Oxfords, - so, at sl.S5.
Ladies Dongola Oxfords, sl.75,
at $l.30
Ladies' Dongola Oxfords, Dixie
Girl, so, at 81 %.
Ladies' Welt Dongola Oxfords,
81 %, at CSC.
Ladies Welt Dongola Oxfords,
sl.00, at SOC,
Tremendous "CUT" in Misses
and Children's Low Shoes.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
To All Whom IL Msy Concern.

This il TO SAY that VIM. Burr has been
in our employ for the last three years as
setter and burner, and it gives US pleasure
TO recommend him as asober, Industrious
hard worker, attentive TO his business,
and thoroughly capable, in fact, an all
round brick man. IN
Any other information desired we VIII
cbeerlully give IN his recommendation.
Respectfully,
fredericksburg Brick Works,
Per VIM. Bernard.
Auuusf IN 1D03
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13

August 10. 1908. e.
William Burr's address is 429 FirstSt.
Alexandria. Va.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-08-13
ResDpctfullv
REGISTRATION NOTICE.

LIST, 1903.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-03-15
ACUTE AND CHRONIC,
MUSCULAR, MERCURIAL,

long since forgotten the joys Of painless
existence. They are at the mercy OF every
i'll wind. and their misery is aggravated
by exposure to cold or sudden changes In
the temperature. They become walking
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-03-15

A raining favorite--an umbrella.
The trouble with Idle rumors Is that
they are never idle,
No coasiderate woman win strike
her husband for money when he's
down.
The race OF life has become intense,
the runners are treading upon each
others heels; woe TO him who stops 10
tie his shoe Carlyle,
asssAs
Herr Schlotke-- Remarkable. but
sometimes the greatest fools have the
most beautiful wives
Frau Schlotke--You natterer!
She~-0h. you're all wrong ahnut her.
1t takes a woman to slxe up another
woman.
He--Ses. or to run her down.
essssA
Wedderly-vI believe In man telling
his wife just what he thinks.
Singleton--Yes, Of eourse--hut they
tell me that since your marriage you
have been afraid to think.
ss,ss
Il am poor but honest, sir"
You could not possibly be otherwise
under the circumstances,
"Othewise than honest9"
No. otherwise than poor"
DO YOU recognize the profeshg ?"
auerisd the long pedestrian. as
he lined up in front OF the box office.
Sure" replied the genial ticket
seller But don't worry We won't
betray you"
So you had successful hunting
trip?"
"Eminently successful We didn't
bring back any game, but nobody was
shot by any OF the other members of
the party"
Little Willie-Pa, what's an altrulsts
His Father-~A man, my child, who
carries his umbrella all day without
Using It. and then Is glad Il didn't
rain, on account OF the people who had
no umbrella with them.
sssatA
Customer think you should begin
10 charge me half price, Shears, there's
30 little to cut, now,
Barber-Other way on, SIR fancy.
We ought to charge double. Look at
he trouble have to find IL!
sssssa
Bacon-A dog that runs under a car.
'iage Is called a carriage dog. Is 1t not?
Eghert-Certalnly
Bacon-Well, what would you call
log that runs under an automobile?
Egbert--Why a dead dog?
ssssss
First Jailer-Did you ever see man.
10 behind the times?
Second Jailer-What did he do?
First Jailer-When the jury brought
n a verdict of murder In the first de-
,r"e he said. Well I'll be hanged"
How dear 10 my heart liz the steady
who pays In adyaace at
he birth of the year: who lays down