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Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28
FORCES AND LOSSES IN THE
CIVIL WAR.

The New Orleans PlcRyune recalls
some of the war statistics contained
in official records. In round num-
hers the South put soc, 900 men in
the field, drawn from 6 0OO, 900 Of
population, while the North mus
tered in $500, 900, drawn from 20,-l
O00, 900 of population. These gigan-
tic armies fought n of the greatest
conflicts, covering four years, in the
entire course of ENTHUSIASTICALLY
the greatest of civil wars.
The records show that the losses
of the North were:
Killed in battle. 44.238
Died of woundS................. 49, 2O0
Died from disease. ......... 1856, ZIG
Suicide, homicide and eXecu-
526
Died in Southern prisons....... "a, 1874
Total federal 304 1853
The Confederate records and mus
ter rolls in the hands of the govern
ment are incomplete, but so far as
tDOy ~ ltISS SIIO" OACoC AOCSCOs
Killed in battle........... 1854
Died of wOunds................. 1850
Died of disease. 59,297
Total Confederate dead. 1885 2
The union losses, according to
these figures, were between II and
- per cent, while the Confederate
losses Were between II and Is per
cent. If we accept the official figures
we find that the total loss of life in
the four years of war, by war and o.
war;, was 43S, 1870. The greater prob
ability is that fully half a million
lives were lost in the course of the
war. Few wars in the hi tory o
the Wori,l were more destructive IL
life.
The bloodiest battle of the civil
war, in proportion to the number en-
gagged, was Chickamauga, where the
loss was u per cent. At Gettysburg
it was "a per cent; at Stone River tht
loss was also "a per cent. No battle
since 1865 has equaled these battles
in waste of life. PleOna, fought il
1877 between the Russians and Turks
approached the nearest to the Ameri
can battles. The loss at Pleona wa
% per cent. Vionville of the Franco
German war of 1870 was the blood
lest of that great, but brief, struggle
and its loss of life was 10 per cent.
Before the civil war there Wer
bloodier battles, but at Solferino tn
loss was but 10 per cent; at mixer
mann, IS per cent, and at Waterloo
"a per cent. The bloodiest battle {
the NapoIeonic wars was Eylau, i
1907, between the French and Rus
. slams. The loss in that battle VIZ
SO per cent, and even this rate We
exceeded at Zorndorf in 1853, Whel
the Prussians and Russians fougI
and the loss was SO per cent.
It is plain from a study of thes
figures that losses decrease as tn
range of the guns are increased. I'll
combatants now fight a mile apar
and great losses in battle are no lol
ger possible. In fact, the losses
some of the Roman battles, Whel
they fought with short swords, Fl
exceeded modern losses.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28
Made Young Again.

Zone of DIR. Kings New Life
Pills each night for two weeks has
put me in my teens again" writes
ID Fl. Turner of Dempse. town, Pa
THEY'RE the best IN the world for
Liver. Stomach and Rowelst. Pure
lv vegetable Never grippe. Only
csc at j. u Hill & Sons. drug store
Russia is a big preposterous relic
Of tho dark aOQS-
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28

Willie will next visit the white
house "fOlks.D
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28

The county's trunk sewer is actu-
ally to be begun.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28

Cuba Libre has TUNED into her
second year safe and sound.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28

Officers of the monitor Arkansas
are getting out OF the catfish belt.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28

Africa did not establish a Monroe
doctrine, now it's too late to begin.
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Bronchitis
J.. M. H.

have kept Ayers Cherry Pee
toral in my house for a great many
years. 1t is the best medicine in
the world for coughs and colds"
J.. c. Williams, Attica, N. Y.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28

Cleveland prefers a bass pole and
fish that bite to Office seekers.
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Count Tolstoi has the courage Of
his convictions.
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Dowie has no Hindoo feathers in
his cap.
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Dom Paul is a pink tea lion in
Holland.
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Jeffries and Corbett will clash in
August for the belt.
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Bears the The Kind You Have Always Bouqti
Signature e NIZ
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Peculiar
To Itself

In what it is and what it does-con-
tanning the best blood-purifying,
Alternative and tonic substances and
=. citing the most radical and per-
n-anent cures of all humors and all
erHpJions, relieving weak, tired,
languid feelings, and building up
the whole SYSTEMS true only of
Hoods ~g1gSapGriHa
No other medicine acts like it;
no other medicine has done so
much real, substantial good, no
other medicine has restored health
and strength at SO little cost.
Il was troubled with s~crofula and came
near losing my eyesight. For four months !
could not see to do anything. After taking
two bottles of Hoods Sarsaparilla l could see
to walk, and when l had taken eight bottles
could see as well as ever" SUSIE A HAIRS
TON, Withers. n. c.
Hoods SarsaparIlla promises &c
cure n keeps the promise.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28

Instead of civilizing Asia the czal
should begin at home.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28

RushvilIe, Ind.
Messrs. Ely Bros.;-I haya been a
great sufferer from catarrh and hay
fever and tried many things, but
found no per manept relief until /
found it in Ely's Cream Balm about
eight years ago, and we pave been
fast friends ever since. Rev. H.. M.
Pentley.
Messrs. Ely Bros. Sind enclosed
SO cents, for which please send me
YOUR Cream Balm I find your rem
edy the quickest and most perman-
ent cure for cold in the head, ca
tarrh, etc. Yours truly,
Dell Nj. Potter,
Gen. Mgr. Arizona Cold Mining Go.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1903-05-28
A FARMER

RIO be continued next week.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10
CONAHAN is A FUGITIVE.
Seattle Conductors Negligence the
Cause of a Wreck

Seattle. Wash.-FTank Conahan
the Seattle Electric company inspec-
tor. who had charge Of al interurban
car that cOllided with another car
near the race tracks three weeks ago
has been hell criminally negligent
tor the wreck and warrant has been
issued tor his arrest, charging him
with manSiaughter. The victim of
the wreck was Hillary Alexander. of
San Francisco. who died from his in
Jurles two days ago. Twenty three
persons We're injured, but Alexander
was the only one to die. The coroner's
jury held an inquest over AleXander's
BODY. and returned a verdict holding
CCnahan responsible.
COnahan left the city the same day
that Alexander died, and his where
abouts is unknown. The officers
heard that COnahan was in Utah. A
deputy sheriff was at once dispatched
for him.
Inspector Conahan took charge of
the car that caused the accident II
was being manned by Motoman Teets.
who was ordered by Conahan to turn
1t over to him. A crowded car in
front Of Conahau's had stopped at
AfSo station 10 get orders. Accord
ing to the rules of the road, Conahan
should have stopped at the switch
below, but he didn't do so. and crash
ed into the car that was standing
sui, telescOping a section of it and in
Jurlng a men, women and children.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10
NOTICE.

Election officers appointed by the
city council July 18th, 1903, for the
city election to be held Monday, July
18th. 1903:
First Ward-Lewis Precinct.
Inspector, Lewis McMorris; judges
A. J. Pinkham, Milton Evans; clerks
]. Carter Smith. Chas. Buffum.
Clarke Precinct.
Inspector, u. S. Harmon; judges
Thos. Taylor, NJ. Sniff; clerks, Guy
A. Turner, w. H. Slime.
Second Ward-Stevens Precinct.
Inspector, Henry Ending: judges.
John CASTOR, Robt Bauer; clerks, Ben
Butt, D. Wertheimer.
Simms Precinct.
Inspector, John Manion; judges, S.
B. Surbeck, A. NJ Nichols; clerks, w
w. kimmerly, C. W. Phillips.
Third Ward-Whitman Precinct.
Inspector. Dion Keefe; judges, A.
J. Evans, S. E. King; clerks, F. M
Burke, ]. C. Robertson.
Steptoe Precinct.
Inspector. A. J. York; judges, d. F
Butler A NJ. Bodwell; clerks, C. S
Robinson, l.. G. Kirkman.
Fourth Ward.
Inspector, 3. G. Guthridge; judges
J. A. Taylor, T. J. Rose; clerks, Geo
Lambert, Chas. Paris.
MulIan Precinct.
Inspector, H. Huff: judges. L. c.
Brown, r. H. Ragsdill; clerks. Jas
Fansher, Clarence Crews.
R. P REYNOLDS.
City Clerk.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10
Welded MAN OF HER CHOICE.
Seattle Girl EIopes to Everett to Be-
come Wife of Fisherman

Seattle.-Miss Margaret De Wolfe
braved the anger of her mother ana
sister. cast off family ties and gave
up her home for the man she loved
when she married Browning ". Bur
rOughs at Everett. 1t was runaway
match. and the mother did not know
that her daughter had any intention
of being married until she was told
that the girl had gone TO Everett
with the man she married few
hours later
Miss De Wolfe, an elder sister, at
once telephoned the auditor of Sno-
homish county to refuse to issue the
license if there was any possible
ground on which a refusal could be
based, but Miss Margaret was Is
years old last September, so the IL
cense was issued and the young people
We're married.
Mrs. Devote was completely pros
trated when she heard the news. Inc
family lives at 317 Coryell place, and
both the mother and older sister were
very much exercised when they
heard what had transpired at Everett.
Since the girl is married, however,
they say they will have nothing more
to do with her, and she will have to
look for comfort from the man of her
choice
Burroughs is a fisherman and owns
halibut schooner. The young people
| have known each other for some time,
but Miss DeWolfe says neither she
nor her mother ever knew that an
engagement existed. 1t is said that
Mrs. De Wolfe did not approve OF her
daughters choice, and knowing that
parental consent could not be OBJ
take matters into their own hands.
tainei, the young folks decided to
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10
was EFFECTIVELY used by thrusting the
nozzle deep in the debris.

was effectively used by thrusting the
nozzle deep in the debris,
Frank S. Dement, who has haan
Win MIS-. dement, at Portland the
past two weeks, is expected home to-
morrow morning. Mrs Dement, has
been quite ILL.,
W. A. koontz of the State hotel
VINO is farming several hundred acres
IN FRANKLIN county, will leave this
evening for that section to superin-
tend harvesting operations
In publishing the names of elecTiCn
ohcers In SteptOe precinct the name
OF Z. ). Robinson appeared G.. R. Rob-
lnSOn and Leslie G. kirkman. another
clerk, appeared as L. G. Kirkman.
The funeral of Ray Estes, who died
at st. Mary's hospital yesterday
morning of injuries received by a
morse falling on him took place on
the lawn Of his uncle H. P. Estes. 233
Jones street, at 10 o'clock this morn
ing. The services, conducted by Rev,
}. X. Lamb, of the Cumberland Pres
Oyterlan church, were largely attend
ed. The pallbearers were classmates
or the deceased, Bernard Wills. LLOYD
Smalls, Max Baumeister, jr.. Grove
Cookery, Chislette Bergman and
Walter Cadman, jr. Interment was in
the ODD Fellows cemetery.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10
RRIEF LOCAL NEWS OF TODAY

Norris OF Pasco is register
-. IL. 5,a,e toaaE'
Austin and wife Of Clyde are
tie sac today.
Strickland i a Walla Walla
... r.1a- from Nal.sburg,
.roa...r. nrc0iaert in Pom
...- c:,nlcs is III the city.
... smith Of Sprague is in
n visiting for few days.
il Walter. a prominent Prescott
....r IS transactinS business IN
wqna Wa,a today
r. q.r lee a meeting of the Wal
MI. Trades council at Council
ta- his evening.
-....s Ross. prominent Forest
l~sqoa. citizen is in Walla
0.ra visiting for a few days.
81 Goodwin. / uIlilIdh leSlueHI'
a-.grs visitors TO Walla Walla to-
a., H. is stopping at the State.
Emerson /. Wheeler. editor of the
ws.-.,erg Times and mayor of
W,s..a1rg was in Walla Walla yes
rarday afternoon.
p Johnson of The Fair" accom-
.qrfed bv Mrs. Johnson, leaves last
rtgrr for a three weeks sojourn at
,,a0g Beach Wash.
Fred Fl. Hathaway. an old time Wal
- Waua printer. arrived in the city
Yesterday from The Sound to spend
som. time visiting old friends.
smou.aering blaze in the bulk
head and some rubbish back of Peck S
lt.yce store yesterday afternoon
.arIe1 ont the department. A hose
attached to a hydrant in Second street
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10
MUNICIPAL NOMINATIONS.

Notice is hereby given that nomi-
nations for city officers to be voted
for at the election to be held Monday,
July 18th, 1903, have been filed in the
office of the city clerk, as follows:
For Mayor
Gilbert Hunt, Frank S. Dement,.
For Councilman, First Ward
Henry Osterman. William Glasford.
For Councilman, Second Ward
James T. Smith, JOS. c. Scott.
For Councilman, Third Ward
A ]. ellis, Eugene H. Boyer.
For City Treasurer
lie F. A. Shaw.
For City Justice
j. J. Huffman.
For City Marshall
A. F. KEGS, J. C. Hillman, Alvah
Brown.
For Street Commissioner
Horace H. Champion.
For City Attorney
Henry S. Blandford, ]. W. Brooks.
For City Surveyor
E. S. Clark.
For City Assessor
w. F. Merchant, E. G. Rourk.
For City Clerk
Rasselas P. Reynolds.
For City Health Officer
W. G. Alban, A w. Lueders, c. P.
Cannon
For City Sexton
Pardon Bentley.
r. P. REYNOLDS.
CITY Clerk.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

w. D. Smith is the best equipped
funeral director in the city. Offers
largest assortment of goods at half
the price of competitors.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

WalIa WaIa Athletic Club.
Bowling, Billiards, Pool. Thursday
for ladies'. VIM Verdinius,
Mgr, 1923 w. Alder.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

Buy your spring chickens at the
Walla Walla Poultry market. Phone
White 772.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

DR.. and Mrs. Curry of the Curry
Optical company will soon be in Wal
Ia Walla at which time they will be
glad to meet their patrons again.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

Pies, cakes and good bread at AL
heiJ's bakery, 211 West Main. Phone
Main lis.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

Why don't you go to work for the
statesman coupon prize?
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

DO you want a bicycle free?
Read the coupon offer in the States
man.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

Aster plants for sale. 25c a dozen
1923 w. Chestnut.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

Boiled ham and summer sausage.
Walla Walla Meat Co, Phone Main 40.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

Hustle for the Statesman coupons,
You can get the prize.
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Trib destroys desire for liquor.
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Every body needs a good bicycle
Get one by clipping Rambler coupons
from the Statesman.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

The coupon contest is on. Get in
early. II is for you
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

What are you doing for the States
man coupon prize?
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Trib destroys desire for tobacco.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

Do you want a $40 bicycle. Clip the
bicycle coupons.
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Fred Fl. Hathaway, an old time Wal
10 Waua printer, arrived in the city
Yesterday from the Sound to spend
som. time visiting old friends.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-07-10

y Johnson of The Fair" accom-
..orfad hv Mrs. Johnson, leaves last
rirr4 for three weeks sOjourn at
,roag Beach, Wash.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-30
ADVICE FoR A SMOKER.


Dean Van Amrinse's After-Luneheon
story About PROT Anton.
Dean J. howard Van AmrlnGe OF Co
lumbla took luncheon on Monday last
with some Of his students. AfterwArd
he leaned back In his chair and pro
duced one OF tho short. black cigars
for which he IS known to have .
strong prediction.
lingering II lovingly he said; 'You
might not believe II. but was n stu
dent once. | remember one day dur.
ing my senior year IN 1860. while was
walking home from college. was
Joined by Prof Anton. who was then
teaching Greek at Columbia The
Professor walked by my sldo for some
time In silence. Suddenly turning
he demanded In his sternest voice;
DO you smoke. Van Armlnger was
forced to admit that did indulge 90
caslonally He glared at me for a mo
ment and then said grufiiy; Glad tc
know II. Best thing you ever did
Don't let me ever hear OF your stop
ping H. Good afternoon. '"-Philadel
phia Ledger
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-30
"a Eortn.Two Yeara oId.

Herr Pohl. president OF the German
Society for the Protection Of Cats, has
just published the results Of his inyes.
tigauon In regard to the age which
Il Is possible for these animals 10 at
tain.
Cats, he says. are like human beings
IN one respect. The more peaceful
and better regulated their life is the
longer they are likely TO live. As n
proof, he points out that a fayorlte
cat IA the royal castle Of Nymphen-
burg has lived TO be forty.two years
old, and consequently may fairly claim
to be considered the dean OF cats in
Germany.
That this remarkable animal has
stlll some youth In her is evident from
the fact that she gave birth TO a Kit
ten two years ago. Moreover, the kit
ten thrlyed wonderfully and attracted
much attention when II was exhibited
at the exposition In Breslau.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-30

Most boys and some girls have
played In their time the game OF dibs,
or llnucldebones, but few OF them
know that the game has existed since
tho third century b. c., and Is prob
ably stlll older. How it was played In
ancient days no one can tell. but the
ankle-ioint bones Of the sheep. OK,
deer and pig were used, and the game
was called "astragnl" from the Latin
word for the anlSlejolnt In Scotland
pebbles are often employed, whence
ihe name. "chuckios." Even precloaq
stones and gold and bronze stone
have beon used and In some oountrlrI
the bones we're marked with numba
and colored 10 represent kirgs.
oueSns 'knaves and pawns
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-30

The London Express comments on
the fact that an American publication
mentions the hundreith birthday an
niyersaries OF several great English
authors as being close at hand, but
apparently forgots that Of an Amerl.
can. Ralph Waldo Emerson. which
comes next year, Hero arc some 9th
ers that are not fer distant; Bulwor
Lytton (l9O3). Beaconsheld $500,
Hawthorne $500. Whittier u90D,
Longfellow (1907. Tennyson u909),
Thackeray Q9lD. Dickens ti9i2).
Those OF Balzac. Hugo and Dumas
have been celebrated within a short
time
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-30

Once In tho early days OF her theat'
rical career when she vas earning n
hundred francs night. Mile. Yvette
Gullbort waa unkindly received by an
audience The manager lost his tenn
per. and expressed his disappointment
somewhat harshly In the presence OF
the actress. Mile. Gmlbort. however,
was delightfully."- cool. and remarked,
calmly, "IIayo patience. for the day
will come when you viii gladly onor
mo 100 francs q performance instead
Of 100" a iow month"; lgtor the man
ngor offered her thousand francs. bul
she laughlngly stipulated for tho add
uonal 100
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-30
was fvNIsAeo FoR sLANOER.

How fke Laws Were indicated In
England In 1864.
In the year 1864 John de iIakford
was convicted Of bringing false
charge OF conspiracy against tho
"chef men" Of London. The sentence
OF the court was that "thc said John
shall remain IN prison for one whole
year and a day And the said John
within such year shall four times have
the punishment OF the plllory-that IL
to say. one day IN each quarter OF the
year, and In this manner, The said
John shall come out Of Newgate with
out hood OF girdle. barefoot and un'
shod, with a whetstone hung by a
chain from his neck. and lying on his
breast. Il being marked with the
words. A false liar And there shall
be pair OF trumpeta trumpetlng be-
fore him on his way TO tho plllory,
and there the cause OF his punish
ments shall be solemnly proclaimed,
And the said John shall remain on
the plllory for three hours Of the day
and from thence shall be taken back
10 Nowgate In the same manner, there
10 remain until his punishment shall
be completed"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-30
FAre OF the ARBITRATOR.


What Happened to the Mutual Friend
Peace Advocate.
The lovers had quarreled.
I'm never speak to you agalni" sho
cried.
"Perhaps you1l give me back my
ring" NJ retorted scornfuly.
Il WOULDN'T wear your old ring for a
thousand dollars. She asserted.
"Ths tho end. he said.
wait minute. Interrupted the
mutual a lend. Don't forget that these
are the Jays Of arbitration. 80 let's
arbltraie iis analr."
Hes Cd irely in the wrong she in.
"1t's alNher fault" he replied.
well let's have a statement OF the
case from each side" said the mutual
friend.
The SRI thought 1t over and her face
grew red.
III iriod to put 1t In words" she
said to herself I'D be posing as a
little fool
Somehow her grievance wasn't tang.
ible.
The youth thought II over. and he
began 70 feel uncomfortable.
"rd Be a iackass to try TO explain
this thlng to "A cold blooded mortal,
he said 10 himself
well let's hear what Il IL. D." said the
mutual friend
Nothing" said tho youth
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-30


Prof James sully. who has written
a is0.pago book entitled AN Essay on
Laughter" says that the peculiar mus
oular actions which are grouped under
the name OF laughter are provoked by
the incongruous, the unaccustomed
and the unexpected iuxtapositlon OF
things Prof sully cites tho story OF
a man arrested by soldiers who IL al
lowed TO join them at cards He
cheats and is kicked out, his play.
mates quite forgetting that he Is their
prisoner. with this may be coupled
tho story Of two burglars In the dock.
One Of them kept on poking tho other
in the ribs as the evidence against
them proceeded. until he was made
TO desist by tho protest. who are yor
knocking ahout7 i've as much righl
/ 10 be here as you"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-01-30

An American brewery has been es'
tabllshed at Client Belgium. The en-
tire plant OF tho American brewery,
with the exception OF some copper yes
sells. has been brought from America,
Tho ninc glassonamolcd steel tanks
each weighing $500 pounds empty and
holding 1876 hectoliters GAS gallonal
when full. were likewise sent from
america. The beer never comes n
contact with the atmosphere. Storil
lied air only Is admitted, under per
feet regulation. during fermentation
Tho yearly output will be about 800.
600 gallons.