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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
FAc AYcrnmc Man.

The factor which Is overlooked by
those who fear the asccndcncy of any
quixotic notion is the existence of the
average man. This individual Is not q
striking personality, but Ii" holds the
balance of power. Before any cStrava-
CANT idea can establish itself 1t must
convert the average man. He is very
readily that 1t seems to prophcsy the
complete overthrow of the existing or
der of things. But was ever cOnver-
sion absolute? The best theologians
say no. 4 great deal Of the old Adam
Is always left over. When the average
man takes up with Q quixotic notion,
only SO much Of it Is practically
wrought out as he Is able to compre-
hend. The old Adam of common sense
continually asserts itself. The natural
corrective Of quiXotism is Sancho Pan.
zaism. The solemn knight, with his
head full Of visionary plans, is follow.
cd by squire who IS a faithful as
his nature will permit. Sancho has TO
theories and makes no demands on the
world. He leaves that sort of thing te
ills master. He has the fatahsm which
belongs to ignorant good nature and
the tolerance which Is found in easy
going persons who have reitheP ideals
nor nerves. He has no Illusions, though
he has all the credulity of ignorance
s. NJ. Crothors in Atlantic,
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
Good LISTENING,

Good talking is largely dependent on
good hearing" The fact that Il man
Is able to do his mental powers the Jus
tice OF brilliant expression may be due
to the presence OF some receptive mind
ready TO invite and appreciate. Wits
may clash to the point of deufening
themselves. The sympathetic and ST..
lent listener is the buffer between
Ruskin is said to have been excellent
company. lie spoke in n tone OF "gen-
tie and playful earncstness." He had
floods of thought and knowledge to
pour forth, if only he could get the
right hearers. But there were the bar
rem occasions when listeners were alb
sent.
One day friend gave a little dinner
for him, DR.. Jowctt and Dean Stanley.
But no sooner had the dinner begun
than the host realized his mistake. He
had provided no setting for his jewels,
no Junior men as hearers. "They
wanted to meet one another" he said.
at should have gone off brilliantly,
but the soup came and the fish follow
ed and they simply would not talk. At
last I said some stupid thing to STAN
ley about tic architecture Of West
minister abbey. and that drew Ruskin
and started us all of. Then all went
we'll. But shall never make the
same mistake again." - Youths Com
Danion
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
COLD WAVES,
They Purify tho Atmosphere and
Benefit the Human System.

The cold wave, so much dreaded by
most people, Is really blessing in dis
guise. 1t charges the atmosphere with
electricity, which produces a most ex.
hilarating and beneficial effect upon
mankind. Torpid energies are aroused.
physical vigor and resistance increased,
by the advent Of cold wave to such
an extent that any incidental damage
Is more than made up for.
The American climate has always
been recognized rs 4 strong factor in
causing the aggressivcncss and enter
prise which have lifted our people into
the first rank among nations and made
us commercially supreme. The cold
wave, with its results Of increased en-.
ergy and vigor, is meteorological phc
nomenon peculiar to this country. The
chief Of the weather bureau at Wash
inGton explains the origin of this wave
1t appears that with high pressure
system, rotating with great velocity
large volumes of cold air are drawn
down from above the Clouds so that
the cold wave Is Homemade" being
simply a product Of motion. The sys.
TEN Of motion originates In the north.
west, but the cold air comes from
above the clouds.
The cold wave is not only useful for
Its beneficial effect upon the human
system, but as q cleansing and purify.
Ing agency. 1t dissipates the deadly
carbonic acid gas, the product of respi.
ration and combustion, and the foul ef.
fuvia of !decaying matter. increasing
ATMOSPHERIC. circulation generally and
thereby relieving tagnation.-Medical
Brief
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
a Wnsu'u wfstInn,

Naturalists have decided that many
insects have senses which human be.
lnSs lack. That of location, shown by
the wasp, for instance, is rcmarkablc
One species builds its nest in Il sand
bank that is only part of several
acres of such SOIL and when 1t leaves
in search of food ii covers the nest
so carefully that no ordinary eye could
discover its location-that is to say, 1t
is just like all the surrounding loca-
tlon, and yet the wasp flies back to it
without hesitation and finds it without
making Il mistake. There is another
wasp that unerringly locates the eggs
Of the mason bee under Il thick layer
OF sun baked clay and deposits her
own eggs In the same cells that her
young may have food when they are
hatchcd
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
A-Yisor1a. HefoFt.

Lord Erskine, the famous English
lawyer, once met q rpffian driver whd
was belahoripg his horse. q miserable,
bare boned creature, and Lord Rrskine,
who was intensely fond OF animals. re-
monstrated. "Why," said the fellow,
ats my own; mayn't ] use 1t as I
pieaseY' ut the same time applying the
cudgel Erskine, irritated, sharply
whacked the offender with his stick,
and upon the ruffian protesting vigor-
ously his lordship replied. why, IT
1.-THE stickl is my own; mayn't I use II
a. pleaseY' Re.g 81 - 80
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
Saves Two From Death.

"Our little daughter had an almos,
fatal attack of whooping cough and
bronchitis" writes Mrs. w. *. Haviland
of Armonk, N. Y, "but when all othe,
remedies failed, we saved her life will
DR.. Kings New Discovery. Our niece,
who had consumption in an advanced
stage, also used this wonderful medicine
and to day she is perfectly we'll" Des
perate throat and lung troubles yield to
Or. Kings New Discovery as to no
other medicine on earth. Infallible fui
Coughs and Colds. 1Oc and GO bottles
guaranteed by F. @. Duke. Trial
bottles free.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
The Care Of "Bluck Sbceu.~

fhc care OF "BluCk Shccp.~
Many families have the misfortune to
include one mcmber who. perhaps from
some congcrital defect. Is not trust
worthy. Net they hate to give him up,
and, hopii,g us he goes from one dlsas-
ter to another that he will yet learn his
lesson, they keep on finding chances for
him to throw away. TO raise such q
person is simply to add to the height
from which he must fall. I'D protect
his reputation is simply to furnish him
with means to deceive whoever trusts
him. The sooner he gets down to the
level he belongs in the better for him.
self, his friends and society. Help him
on, but not up. Pay his board. but don't
find him job where he can betray con-
fidence. Keep him out of tho poorhouse
and out Of Jail IL possible. but most OF
all keep him out of mischief by max
ing serious mischief inaccessible to
him. To put defective, irresponsible
man who is used to ease and the com.
forts of life into social and commercial
competition with persons Of his own So
cial grade is to invite disaster. Let him,
be known, IL he Is known at all. for
what he is and thereby minimize the
risk involved in his existence.-Har
pers Weekly.
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HAPPY RESULTS.
cr~ssxxSzse,er-:zGS1sSkasx0rEesSNeVNsss
Have Made Many Union
- Presidents Enthusiastic.

limo wonder scores of Union citizens
grow enthusiastic. 1t is enough to
make anyone happy to find relief after
years of suffering. Public statements
like the following, are but faithful rep
tesehtations of the daily work done in
Union by Doan's Kidney Fills.
j.. l.. Kingsmore, the well-known
farmer, living two miles outside of
Union, says III, have suffered for thir-
ty-fve years with my Kidneys, / first
had it when, boy, but of late years it
has been worse. My kidneys pained
the so that thought it would kill me.
Right across the small of my back, and
through the hips had such pains that
was obliged to get down on the floor
many and many time and as for do
ing my work when these attacks came
on, that was simply out of the question,
It was all could do to draw my breath.
could not tell all the remedies / have
used, but nothing did me much good
until / procured Doan's Kidney Pills at
Holmes Pharmacy. Before getting them
Ihave even had my back ironed with Q
hot iron, just as hot as ! GOULD stand if,
and more plasters, in fact, tried every
thing in hopes of getting relief. poan's
Kidney Pills are the only remedy that
has ever given me any lasting benefit.
NV back has not ached az it formerly
did, and is stronger to-day than it has
been for twenty-five years. | give all
the credit to the use Of the pills"
For sale by all dealers: Price SOC pei
box. Foster -Milbnrn Co., Buffalo, n. Y,
sole agents for the Unned States Re.
member the name-DOAN'S-and take
no other.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
The R1yhoGd Friend.

Before he WAS elected to be the chief
executive of the Old Dominion Gov
ernor Montague Of Virginia met an
old classmate on the train. They had
not met for years. Mr.. Montague was
a candidate for governor and the other
plain country lawyer with small
income.
What can I do for you when I'm
govcrnor!" said the candidate us lie
put his arm around his friend. What
can do for you. old boy?"
Just what you have done uow,"
quietly replied the lawyer.
"Why, what's that?" said the other.
simply put your arm around me
and call me old boy That's all |
want" was the reply Of the true friend
Of boyhood days.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
A Sure Way of savinr.

An Ingenious method Of putting his
savings beyond his own reach has beea
adopted by Il German writer who founA
from dire experience that all his prof.
its melted away as soon rs earned.
Having made $4,000 by n fortunate
literary speculation. he placed the
whole Of the money. together with his
will. In the Imperial Deposit bank mt
Berlin and on receiving. the receipt
from the cashier deliberately tore ie
up. The cashier thought he was mad
and told him angrily that it would take
fully three years before he could ex-
pcct to obtain duplicate receipt. That
is just why l have torn up the origi-
nal,' calmly remarked the depositor,
and now the money Is safe for that
time. Golden Penny.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
The Marriage Knot.

Few Of those who talk about the
marriage knot realize that the knot
was ever anything more than a mere
figure of speech. Among the Babylo-
mans tying the knot was part Of the
marriage ceremony. There the priest
took thread Of the garment Of tho
bride and another from that Of the
bridegroom and tied them into a knot.
which he gave to the bride. thus SYM
bolizing the binding nature Of tho un-
ion
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Confessions of q Priest.

Rev. Jno. S. Cox, of Wake, Ark,
writes, "For IL years 1 suffered from
Yellow Jaundice. l consulted a num-
ber of physicians and tried all sorts of
medicines, but got no relief. Then l
began the use of Electric Bitters, and
feel that l am now cured of disease
that had me in it's grasp for twelve
years." If you want a reliable medi-
ciLe for Liver and Kidney trouble,
stomach disorder, general debility, get
Electric Bitters. It's guaranteed by Il.
G. Duke, Only Soc
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
Cures Eczema, Itching Humors.

Especially for old, chronic cases take
Botanic Blood Balm. 1t gives healthy
blood supply to the affected PARTS, heals
all the sores, eruptions scabs, scales;
stops the awful itching and burning of
eczema, swelhugs, suppurating, watery
sores, e'c. Druggists, ST.. Sample free
and prepaid by writing Blood Balm Co.,
Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble and {, ee
medical advice sent in sealed letter.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
Euyptiau Maxlnas,

An Egyptian rnpyrus which. dates
back to about 1000 Il. G.. has the fol
lowing lnjunctions: "Calnmnics should
never bc repeated. Guard thy speech
before all things. for mau's ruin lies
In his tongue" The wise men Of the
race early learned good sense.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
Changing n Snake Into n R.H

ShahEinE snake Into n RoN.
In volume on the snakes Of Egyp<
Hlprolyte Boussac states that the in
cident referred to in the Scriptures Of
changing snake into rod Is still
practiccd by the snake charmers. They
touch the snake Mt certain place In
the neck, when it falls into catalcptic
condition and becomes straight and
stiff. 1t Is then restored to Its former
condition by taking its tail between the
hands and firmly rolling.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
A Precautionary Measure.

Mr.. kidder-Ah, how-der-do, doctor?
II you have few minutes to spare I
wish you would come over to my house
and chloroform my youngest boy.
DR.. Price-What is the matter with
the lad?
Mr.. Kidder-Oh, his mother wants to
comb his hair-Harper's Bazaar,
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
Rounda bout Killing,

Captain O'Bull (explaining curios)-
Faith. ! bought this little powther
from the Karribboo islanders, an l
assure you wan dhrop placed on the
tongue Of cat Is enough to kill the
strongest mani
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
Broke Into His House.

S: DeQuinn, of Cavendish, VT, Was
robbed of his customary health by in
vasion of Chronic Constipation. When
DR.. Kings New Life Pills broke into
his house, his trouble was arrested, and
now he's entirely cured. They're guar
anteed to cure. 25c at +. G. Dukes
Drug Store,
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
More SuifahlA.

II want to get copies Of your paper
for week back" said the old gentle
man.
Don't You think you'd better use a
porous plaster" suggested the new
clerk in the publication oflce.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
Figuring on prosoec,.

"Whah's yoh fatherT asked Aunt
CoEdelia.
"Gone huntin'," answered Pickaninpy
Jim. "He said you might as well git de
hre stahted ap' peel de taters foh fine
stew tomorrow"
Hum! Which did he take Wit 'im.
de gun or de dahk ernP@-Washing-
ton Star. "
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A Love Letter

Would not interest you il you're look
ing for q guaranteed Salve for Sores.
Burns or Piles. Otto Dodd, of Ponder,
No, writes: 81 suffered with an ugly
sore for a y ear, but box Of Bucklen's
Arnica Save cured me. It's the best
salve on earth. 25chat F! G. Dukes
Drug Store. a.
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Buafneaa.

"Is your sister going to marry the
count?". ,
"What business is 1t OF yoursr'
"Wen the count owes me money,
and want to know."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
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80 - s@---f--s4- 80 %
Toned Him Down.

This photograph doesn't look a bit
like me-" said Snnrley to the photog.
raphcr
IL know it." said tho photographer.
II was afraid to make II exactly like
you for fear yon Wouldn't take It."
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
Doctors Medicine.

Cobwigger-Sevcral milliona Tres have
written their opinions as to how to
make fortune.
Merritt--I read the article The run.
ny thing Is that not one OF them adj
vised following the plan by which he
got rich himSelf.-.Judge.
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Tested.

Cora Ar, you sure you will he able
to support re. dear?
Merritt Why. yes. It's cheaper to be
married than engaged. d.-Exchange.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30

Hungarian peasants have n Supersti
tion t'Ht fire kiEdlcd by lightning car
only kr cXtinguiShHd Ivy milk
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1903-10-30
To Cure a Cold In One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money If it fails
TO cure. E. w. Groves signature on
each box. 25c. CIV
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j.--a1DR.MoFFETT'S -
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tTEETfilNG P0WDERSN NA

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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-23
Wapato.

Mr.. George Blake is very sick with
typhoid fever at Mr.. Samuel Walkers
in North Yakima.
The Misses Musetta and Ivy Jellison,
accompanied their grandmother. Mrs. l..
.Iellison. to Tacoma. The Misses Jelli-
,on will return next Saturday.
Prof Richardson came down Friday
rom Gle Elum and returned ON the
sunday morning train.
Mrs. Nelson has returned tn her home
in Downs. Wash. after short visit with
her sister. Mrs +. 5. Smith.
T. H. Smith of Fort Simcoe was down
last week visiting his tenants for the
last time for while. on account of the
government transferring Mr.. Smith to
the Puyallup reservation. His family
will follow in about month
Leo Blake. who is sick at North Yaki-
ma, is improving
Mrs. George Blake is in North Yakima
staying with her husband during his
sickness.
Miss Elizabeth Lancaster came home
Sunday. after a two weeks stay in
Parker. picking hops.
Rev. Mr. MeIlvane's family have mev.
ed to Wapato.
w. H. Redman has given orders to Mr.
orton to gather up all the scrapers on
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-23

the reservation and carry them to the
new ditch by the Union Gap.
Mrs. SCHNEIDER of North Yakima, WIS.,
tied Mrs. Alex McCredy last week and
returned on Sunday.
Mrs. Alex. McCredy and Mrs. A. L.
Nicholson of Wallace, Idaho, were cal
lers Tuesday at Paul Yolo's.
James AYES is spending his time now
hauling lumber to build his new resi-
dence.
Gus Lensman is sick this week.
+. W. BANTER is baling hay at the
Bond ranch, between here and Topper
ish.
The two Callahan boys are sick with
fever, at their home here.
Mrs. Beulah Hugh will spend the win
ter in North Yakima.
Mrs A l.. Nicholson of Wallace. Ida
no. is visiting with Mrs. J. NJ. Richard
son and family. After visiting at North
Yakima and Seattle. she will 80 to Val
parai,o college, Valparaiso, Ind, where
she and her husband will attend school.
Robert Shelton made a short visit
with friends at Wapato on his way to
Toppenish where he has class in in
strumental music.
Mr. $. A. Melvin has gone to the hot
springs for his health.
1t is reported that Frank ID. Jones has
the contract for carrying the children
to school the coming year. He gave ex-
cellent satisfaction last year.
Henry and Simeon Lawrence have re-
turned to their home from Parker.
The furniture for the new school house
has arrived.
George Adams, Mrs. Phoebe Shepard
and Miss Lydia Lawrence visited at the
Nichol place in Parker, Friday.
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and Wednesday at North Yakima, buy
ing goods for the store.
The Rev. Mr.. Meecham arrived home
on Friday to spend Sunday with his
family.
Mr. Allen is putting up a building on
Main street to be used for a feed store.
James Updyke left on Monday for
Salem, Ore, to attend the University
at that place. We regret to lose him.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-23
THROUGHOUT THE COUNTY
Sunnyside.

Mrs DR.. Hawly entertained charm
ingly at tea on Friday evening. Messrs.
and Nlesdames c. W. Chamberlain, T.. J.
Young, Namaan Woodin, F. L. Spauld
ing. II. VI. Lichty and James Updyke.
Mr. and Mrs +. J. Young entertained
at luncheon on Tuesday the Rev. r. G.
Stull. who left on Thursday for Grass
Valley, Ore.
Mrs. c. C. Muller went to Idaho last
week to attend the wedding of her
sister, which occurred on Sunday.
Rev. S. II. Miller and wife leave on
Tuesday morning for Waterloo, Iowa,
to visit their daughter. Mrs. Grace
Blough. who is at present i'll with ty-
phoid fever.
Mrs. H. 7. Sarson is enjoying visit
from her parents. Mr.. and Mrs J. C.
Holland of Milton. Iowa. They have
travelled over the Sound country and
part of British Columbia, and are more
than pleased with our fine valley.
w. H. Norman and Henry Stahlhut
have returned from LaGrande. Ore. and
report favorably in regards to the sugar
beet prospect there.
The meeting here on Saturday night
was we'll attended. and much interest
was shown by some who had heretofore
been indifferent. Hon Walter y. Gran
ger came down and was present at the
meeting. Mr.. Granger has always shown
great interest in our valley
Little Laura Shanafelt met with an
accident on Friday afternoon in falling
from horse. She broke her collar bone.
The Presbytery of Central Washing
ton will meet in Sunnyside Federated
church September 1890. Tuesday even
ing DR. Hayden of North Yakima will
occupy the pulpit. He is fine speaker
and we are pleased with the opportunity
to hear him at this time.
Mrs John /. Stackhouse and children
arrived here on Friday. Her new house
will be completed about the middle of
October
Mrs c. Wenner and Misses Margaret
and Dorothy Coffin left for North Yaki-
ma Sunday morning after a few days
visit with Mr.. and Mrs. Chas Wenner.
j. B. George and Miss Elsie were buy
ing new goods on Tuesday. You may
expect something nice.
Mr.. Black and wife returned to Sun
nyside last week after a three months
absence.
w. Michaels enjoyed birthday party
on Sunday to which few friends and
relatives were invited
The Missionary Society of the Presby-
terrain church will meet with Mrs. Mar
ion Brown Friday afternoon.
John Cady and family leave this week
for their new home at Imperial, Cal.
Mr.. and Mrs. Watkin, are ENJOYING
visit with their daughter. Mrs. Gallo
Smith OF North Yakima.
Mrs. Maud Bennett left on Monday
for Los Angeles. Cal.
Miss Carson and Miss Estele Carson
of Lanark. H.. arrived here on SATURDAY.
The former will teach in town and the
latter at Riverside The ladies are sis
g 7 %:
Mrs. F. h. Spaulding gave a party for
her daughter Lila, on Saturday after
noon.
Mrs. Pearl Williams. the popular lady
clerk at the Big Store, spent Tuesday
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SIS handsome
Surey a
The San Francisco call., 1903-01-27
Unemployed ofLon-
don Plan Dem
OnStratiOn.
Fifty Thousand to AS
Semble in Trafalgar
Square.
Nearly a Million LabOrerS
Now Idle in United
Kingdom.
Special Dispatch to The Call

LONDON, Jan 26--"Fifty thousand un-
employed men VIII assemble in Trafalgar
Square to pass resolutions in the course
of a fortnight" said George Hewitts,
secretary Of the Social-Democratic Fed
Grafton to-day
I'VE are rapidly perfectng plans for
a demonstration. he continued. that will
establish a record in the history Of Brit
ish uorkiugmerfs agitations- our object
is to convince the nation at large and
the Government in particular that the
United Kingdom is swarming with idle
mon. Eearning for an opportunity OF sup
porting themselves and their families.
There are 10000 unemployed men in
Great Britain and Ireland They are
neither Uramps nor vagrants. but self
fespecting citizens. whose bent backs and
horny hands are indisputable evidence Of
long acQualutance with labor. Thousands
of these men are begging in the cities
and throughout the country. They never
begged before and experience the keenest
shame that they should be compelled to
D b. N0w, our Trafalgar Square meeting
vfl not formulate measures of relief We
VIII simply define our condition and re-
guest the highly paid ministers OF state
20 suggest 10 us the means Of keeping
The wolf from the door"
The London County Council and the
tWcnty-eight district councils of the me
tropolis are deeply stirred over this prob
lem of the unemployed. They have called
p meeting for an early date in February,
with the intention Of uniting all admin
istrative bodies In the three kingdoms in
an effort 20 mitigate the distress. It is
said so general a movement Of this char
scter has never before been instituted
in the whole course Of British admins
ration.