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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1903-07-27

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II IL perfectly understood by every
sick man or woman that Il they can
get some remedy that will stop the
gradual loss Of flesh and strength,
their recovery is assured. People
who are nervous and unsteady, have
dizzy spells. with weakened memory.
and loss of ambition, their blood 10
thin and watery. 1t shows in their
sallow complexion and tired manner.
Soon as they commence to gain flesh
they look better and sleep better. To
gain from one to three. pounds of
must be made rich and pure. DR..
GUMS Blood and Nerve Tome puts
in the body the very pith of what
makes pure rich blood in the most
direct way, and cures disease by MAX
ing strength. This Tonic Is In tablet
form, to be taken right after meals.
1t enriches the blood. making force
where there was faintness. For wom-
ems weakness a better remedy was
never made. Sold by all druggists
for 75c per box, or three boxes for
81, or sent by mail. Write US about
your case Address DIR. Bosanko Co.,
Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by Chns.
McNab. corner Washington street and
Riverside avenue.
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1Awx BROKERS'.

Pawn brokers and loan office. We
loan on .jewelry, diamonds, watches,
chattels. household goods, etc. p.
Bickford, 1913 Main avenue. Goods
stored. 1880,
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evnu oUns rc1N ru.xs.

itching piles prooucs mOi.ture ana
Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles
are cured by DR.. Do-san-ko's Pile
Remedy. Stops itching and bleeding.
Sists, or sent By mail. Trsatiss free
Write me about your caee. DR.. DO
sanko. Philadelphia. Pa Ecr sale By
Chae. McNeh. corner WasPnston
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Mrs. Caroline Boyd was found
guilty yesterday by Justice Hinkle
Of unlawfully living with Frank
Houck, and both were fined SIS. Mrs.
Boyd was recently refused divorce
by Judge KEENAN,.
VALUABLE Fu1H SAVED.
Slight injuries often disable q man
and cause several days loss Of time
and when blood poison develops sone-
times result In the loss of O hand or
limb. Chamberlain's Pain Balm Is
an antiseptic liniment. When APP
piled to cuts, bruises and burns II
causes them to heal quickly and
without maturation. and prevents any
danger of blood poison. For sale by
all druggists.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1903-07-27
SUNSTROKE

VIENNA, July 25.-A force Of 45O
infantrymen drilling at Trebinjo in
Bosnia were today overcome by heat
and number suffered sunstrokes.
Nineteen are dead and 40 are in the
hospital.
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xorxcz 70 1no1znrx owxxxs.

Notice is hereby given that the as
sessment roll for the improvement
by the grading ana clubbing Of Max
well avenue from the west line of
Howard street to the west line OF
Washington street IL now on file in
the city clerks Office. Said roll was
sled on the 2lst day OF July, 1908.
and is now open for public Inspection.
The city council will meet on the
18th day of August, 1903. at the hour
of 1880 p. m. of said day. at which
said meeting the city council will
hear and consider appeals from and
parties asgrieved BY said assessment.
c. A. FLEMING, city Clerk.
Spokane. Wash. July -. 1908.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1903-07-27
Fatal Trolley Collision

ST. LOUIS, Mo-. July 25.-Two
electric cars, loaded with working
people, collided on the Lafayette &
Nebraska railway this morning, In
turing 81, Of which six are seriously
and, 1t is believed, fatally injured.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1903-07-27

Things have begun to hum at Har-
bin Springs, Cal, where Jim Jeffries
is training. The big fellow Is grind
ing away in the gymnasium at ter
rife clip. Yesterday he worked two
hours steady and was not the least
fatigued. He Is certainly a perfect
glutton for work ana the beauty Of
1t is the champion goes through it
all with ease. He is a powerful man.
as Is shown when he rough sit with
Jack Jeffries and big Kennedy He
handles them like children and puts
them both to the bad.
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D1u00WT1 WILL DUY TT BACK.
You assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. All druggists will
refund your money II you are not sat
isfied after using 1t. 1t is every
where admitted to be the most sue
cessful remedy in use for bowel COM
plants and the only one that never
fails. 1t is pleasant. safe and re-
liable. For sale by all druggists.
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xxrxoxymxr Aarxcxra.

Bee Hive employment ONCE and
real estate, S3s Main avenue. Any
thing you want in line of help con-
fer with us. Prompt and reliable.
aT -er 22l-O,
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For sale-Small store, postoffice
goes with 1t; doing good business;
fine location. Inquire Of Press for in
formation. 2OO-s.
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Five-room modern, Boone avenue.
$3.50. terms; six-room modern cot
tage, Sixth avenue. new, 1880, terms;
five-room cottage, two blocks from
High school, $4,000; fve-room cottage.
near Occur d'Alene park. $4,000. Chas.
D. Gillett, 10M Stevens st. 222-3.
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CINCINNATI, July 25.--A pretty
milliner of Russellville, KY, Is in
Jail here, charged with the murder Of
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crrx xorrcx.

Bids will be received by the board
OF public works until o'clock p. m.
July 80. 1908, for the construction of
a sewer on Second avenue from Elm
coin street to Howard street accord
ing to the plans and specifications on
file in this Office. f"sts.F
l.. b. HANDLEY, Secretary.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1903-07-27
Snap Cash Barfains.

Table salt. sack. ................ 30
Italian prunes. lb. ................6
Good laundry soap. 10 bars. ..... $50
Hunts, baking powder. 1s-oz. 800
Ink. per bottle. ..........." .ss
Home made jelly. large glass. 400
Assorted favors. three for. -. .9ec
OzOnate uthla Water on Ice.
Single quart bottle. .............9 800
Three for ................. 800
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R0Ol0v-WoUeHxEHPrNo

Large. cool and nicely furnished
single and housekeeping rooms, sixth
floor Jameson building. Tel. Black
641. 221-0.
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Nicely furnished rooms. single and
housekeeping; bath. Fourth floor
Marion block. Tel. Red 671. Tran
sients. 222-0
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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS.


Experienced girl for laundry shirt
machine and marker. Davis & Bell,
Standpoint, idaho.
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ron sAxE-1EAx ESTATE.

40 acres for sale. near city, $20e
cash. balance to suit. 20 acres. all
in fruit. five miles out. Teams for
sale. Hogs. pigs and cows, hog
ranches, farms. houses, lots. Cows to
trade for span 12oo-pound horses.
John r. Price, 314 Traders block.
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ELECTRO rxrnArrAur1cs.


Rainier-Grand, Mrs. J. c. Stewart.
proprietress. The finest furnished
rooms in the city; baths. SHY Riv-
ersfde. Phone South 62B. 1870.
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Nick Noce, AIS Main. soft drinks,
fruits. confectionery, cigars. tobacco.
Patronise him once and you viii
again. 5000.
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her baby that was born in a hospi-
tai here. The police theory is that
she desired the child out Of the way
SO that her husband would be igno-
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vPOKANH FALLS . 1o1rKExN
halfway 0olGRANY UHECIAL
rBAxN sE1yI0E sPoxAMH'

During months Of July and August
special train will leave Spokane for
Loon Lake at p. m. Saturdays: re-
turning, leave Loon Lake midnight
Saturdays and . p. m. Sundays.
Round trip fare. t1.25.
i II. A. JACKSON,
General Passenger Agent,
Spokane. Wash.
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Sporting News.

lead in the race before leaving home
to finish the season.
The Quick Prints play at Spangle
Sunday. They will return tomorrow
evening.
Helena has taken her team to Great
Falls for the time and yesterday in
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1903-07-27
New Today

New Fork Beer ON Ice.
New York beer on Ice. single quart \
Three for. ..........a....soo
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-03
BONDS WOULD BE TAXED
Aldermen Believe a Small Denomi-
nation Issue Would Consequent
ly Not Be Popular.

The demand for small denomination
bonds by certain citizens will not be
needed by the aldermen. City Attorney
Frank Healy rules that local bonds are
taxable like any other personal property
and the holders will thus realize less than
one per cent per annum by investing in
Minneapolis three land "a halls" The
aldermen are anxious that the people who
are clamoring for small bonds should know
this in advance of purchase as they fear
for the consequences when the news is
brought by the assessor.
AT meeting Of the city council this
afternoon the paving committee presented
resolution authorizing the proper city
officials to advertise for bids on $4,000
of Minneapolis bonds. AS the proposed
waterworks bond issue amounting to
100000 cannot be sold in excess Of 31s per
cent. it is not to be included in the ad-
vertisement for proposals.
The committee further recommended
that a contract for resurfacing Park ave-
nue. with asphalt be awarded to the Bar
Der Asphalt company at 's1.25 per yard
1t was the only bid received at the time
set for the opening.
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MOVING

: THE M. P. D. DELIVERS PACKAGES IN CITY
10c, st. Paul 15c. $40 4th av s. Both tells. 1903
CAMER0N'S TRANSFER AND STORAGE; Elk.
pert packers for storage or shipment; large and
b. coulmodous vans for moving. Office 200 Mic
- ollet. both phones 1908. Residence, T. c., 1924
BATES, BOILERS AND HEAVY MACHINERY
+ moved; household goods moved and stored or
7. packed FOR shipment by expert packers; cars
of household goods made up for the coast; fire.
quent shipments and big saving in freight.
Boyd Transfer and Storage Co.. 46 Sd st S.
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MACHINERY AND ENGINES

IRON WORKING AND WOOD WORKING MA.
chniery; largest stock In the northwest. North
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LOANS AND CHATTELS

MONEY TO LOAN
On FURNITURE PIANOS, HORSES, WAC
EST RATES IN THE CITY. EASY WEEKLY
OR MONTHLY PAYMENTS, ESTRICTEST
y PRIVACY GUARANTEED. CALL ON THE
OLD HOME COMPANY, ESTABLISHED 20
YEARS. MINNESOTA MORTGAGE LOAN
COMPANY. 8O6 BANK OF COMMERCE BLDG,
CORNER OF LIST AV s AND 4th ST.
LOANS MADE ON HOUSEHOLD GOODS, FuRs
in storage and warehouse receipts at 5one-haH
the usual rates. Monthly Installment Loan
Co., 1876 Guaranty Loan.
RICE LOANS ON ALL KINDS OF PERSONAL
property. Charges reasonable. 500 Globe bldg.
WILLIAMS, e17 GUARANTY BUILDING,
loans on furniture, pianos or any security.
Large loans specially. Terms to suit bor-
rowers. Lowest rates.
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LADIES. TAILORING

REDUCED PRICES ON TAILOR SUITS; ALSO
handsome linen, to close out a small quantity
OF. up-to.date goods. Tucker, Ladies' Tailor
625:. Medical block. ~ .gg, .,r
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DYEING AND CLEANING

NORTH STAR DYEING AND FRENCH DRY
cleaning work; 722 Hennepin av; both phones.
fancy dyer and French dry cleaner; renovator
Of clothing for men and women; two stores;
925-7 Nicol1et and $50 LIST av s. Both phones.
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MINES AND MINING

BARGAINS IN MINING STOCKS. GEO. GIRL
ing Co., Temple Court. TEL Main 26S9.
STOCK BARGAINS-SAN PEDRO 81, CRACK.
rer-Oregon "a, Golconda II, Crackerjack II,
ii Turnagaln Arm 101a. Sholto D. Rogers, NIL
waukee, Wis.
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WANTED-REAL ESTATE

WANTED - 30 CONTRACTS ISSUED HI
MUM paid according to age Of contract. (Nust
be In good stapding) Contracts Of other corr
panies not wanted Address Cont. syndicats.
97bS. Journal
wANTED-ALL KINDS OF REAL ESTATE n
Hennepin county. Lonegren, pa NicolIst, Mn.
neapolis.
WANTED-THE BEST HOME THAT 1000 on
$6.0 600 will buy, near car line; agents; cash.
Address 1894, Journal. *
WANT TO BUY a HOUSE WITH FIVE On
six rooms, modern, on monthly payments.
Answer s18 Western av. r. O. phone, s225
TRADE STANDARD TYPEWRITER FOB
clear lots or acres, or anything I can use.
Webb, care "Jewett' Typewriter Agency, 2S7
CASH PAID FOR ACRES IN HENNEPIN CoUN.
ty; send descriptions and prices. Marcus, r.
Hobart, Phoenix bldg.
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FURRIERs

TURS STORED FREE
Providing repairs amount to IS or over. We
have the latest and best-equipped storage
rooms, built especially for protection against
!, moths, FIRE and burglary. Goods called for,
Remodelng. repairing and REDUCING at special
rates .. during the summer months. Orders
: placed now for new fur garments will receive
liberal discount. A. Reiner, the Furrier, 7O1
Hennepin Both phones. -
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AGENTS WANTED

-~~~S@>~~~NS@~~<>>>~>-
AGENTS-L0UR MEN ARE MAKING SIS TO $40
day fitting glasses; our free eye book tells
all about 1T i write to-day. Jacksonian Optical
College, Dept. CT. ia Jackson, Mich
AGENTS MAKE S26 TO $76 WEEKLY SELLING
Aliens. Fountain Brush and Bath outht. Write
| r for terms. Allen Mfg Co., Toledo, Ohio.
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INSTRUCTION

LESSONS IN MUSIC, ALSO TUTORING IN
common branches. terms reasonable. Call or
,addoess 140 Laurel av. 49,,
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BUSINESS CHANCES

DO you WANT A DIAMOND, WATCH OR
piece jewelry2 j. s. Allen, jeweler, no Gusr
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ANNOUNCEMENTS

CARS OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS MADE UP FOR
Pacific coast; frequent shipments and big saw.
Ing In freight; see us before shipping Boyd
Transfer and Storage Co.. 46 s Sd st.
ANDERSON & HOLMES HAVE DISSOLVED
partnership. July l. 1905 and hereafter will
be Peter Holmes .E :.
PETER HOLMES.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-03
LADIES TURKISH BATHS

TURKISH, RUSSIAN, VAPoR AND SHAMPOO
+, baths, electric. treatment; hair dressing, mani
i curing and face massage. Roney Bath Parlors
12l 9TH st s.. Phone 3620-L2. H..
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I -, l.
.~~~~.o~S~~s~S~-N.~~~~~ ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
4 FOR SALE-BoAF DING-HoUsE OF II ROOMS
" finest part of city centrally located; enjoys
fine trade clearing S125 month. $500, Journal
FOR sALE-AT. BARGAIN, GROCERY IN
South Minneapolis; good locatlon: cheap rent
b, strictly cash trade. Cash or time, or trade
for improved real estate. Look this up as it
is going to be sold and it is a snap for some
one, 3343. Journal x So Il
FOR SALE-BLAoKsMITH AND WAGON SHOP
and three lots; blacksmith shop 23x50 feet two
/ stories wagon shop 24x36 feet, one story; gas
oiene engine; u horsepower blower. drill,
emery trip hammer, cold tire setter, Barcus
horse rack, band saw, tenon and boring ma
chine chine. hub boring, machine, wood saw and all
ordinary blacksmith and wagon TOOLS and q
large stock of both wood and Iron, and Ave ad-
1acent stock sheds: best business and shop in
the city of Glenwcod. Address Thomas Kvit.
rud. Glenwood, Wis.
CASH FOR YOUR REAL ESTATE or BUsI
8 ness; no matter where located; II you desire .
quick sale. send ms description and price
NORTHWESTERNB BUSINESS AGENCY, Bank
Commerce building. Minneapolis.
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RUG MFG, CARPET CLEANING

~>cS~.c-%~@~o~>~~~~~-~~~ ~~~~>~>~~~N~~~~~
FINE HANDMADE RUGS FROM OLD CARPET;
carpet renovattng and laying; write for price
!. list National Carpet Cleaning Co., Nicollet
island Both phones.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-03
STOVE REPAIRS
BUSINESS CHANCES

REPAIRS FOR ALL STOVES, GREAT WEST
ern Stove Repair Co.. 312 Hennepin av.
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MEDICAL

= -~~>~~~~~~~~~~~~O~~~~ -~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
= WoMENS DISEASES CURE. Gall or write
DIR. BLY,, 412 Me. av, Sd floor: new book. 25c.
MRS. F. G. MCKAY, ELECTRIC, MAGNETIC
aud alcohol yapor sweats Will cure any chronic
troubles. 322 Hennepn, office 9O5. Special
~ rates until Aug. /.
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PATENT ATTORNEYS

WILLIAMSON G MERCHANT, Patent Lawyers
and solicitors main office, 929-935 Guaranty
building, Minneapolis, MINI. Branch office
81 McG1ll building, Washington, d. G.
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HORSES, CARRIAGEs-wANTED

wANTED-To BUY A GOOD RUBBER-TIRE
runabout; must be cheap; state price. Address
1897, Journal.
WANTED-TO BUY "A GOOD LIGHT RUBBER
tire o-seat, eomp1nation OF 5umpseat suit
and cheap for cash. Address $685. Journal
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BUSINESS SPECIALS

aUPERFLUOUS HAIR, MOLES, ETC, PERMA-
nently removed by electricity. Miss HOLSTER,
. 77-7S Syndicate block. Pioneer stand of the
northwest. Exclusive specialist
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CLAIRVOYANTS

HAVE BYRON & WILLARD PRINT IT.
INDEPENDENT SLATE AND LETTER WRIT
ing seances held Wednesday, Friday evenings
Sunday, 2:S0 at Mr. and Mrs. NJ. Buchanan
- Spiritual Temple $40 7th av N. .f!
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-07-03
MINNEToNKA PROPERTY

GOOD CAMPING GROUND, FINE BATHING
beach, on Robinson bay, near station on the
Milwaukee,; rent moderate. Gale & Co., New
York Lifo building.
FOR sALE-FIFTEEN ACRES NEAR STATION,
overlooking lake, has house, barn and granary,
lays nice. good soil. 1000; snap.
APGAR & koRTHOF, Commercial Bldg.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-10-08

"'When the ghost walks as synony.
nous with salary day Is a familiar
term, but l never yet saw in print an
explanation of its origin" said a vet
eran actor.
Like most Of the technical express
sions of the stage land, this phrase
comes from England. In the days of
Macready, a provincial company was
playing Hamlet at Lavenham, in Suf-
folk.
Salaries were constantly in arrears,
and the suspicion began to grow
among the members of the company
that the manager intended to defraud
them.
ION the last night of the engagement
the performance went along smoothly
enough up to that passage of the ira
gedy in which the ghost disappears.
and Hamlet says: 'Perchance twill
walk again Then from behind the
scenes came the ghosts voice in tone
distinctly audible to every one: NO.
this ghost will walk no more until his
salary is paid"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-10-08
my life. I love thee.
SUMNER IN WASHINGTON.
Sights and Sounds in the Streets Near
the Capitol.

Sights and Sounds in the Streets Near
the Capitol.
What debt Of gratitude Washing
ton owes to the summer girl. With
out her the city would seem n seeth-
ing stagnation. but with her-God
bless her-life assumes gayer aspect,
says the Brooklyn Eagle. You see
her everywhere, sans hat, sans gloves,
sans restriction. Dressed in the most
diaphanous Of frocks, with her bare
neck and arms cleaning under the
electric lights, and her fluffy hair
blown all about her face, you find
trolley car loads Of her every night,
on pleasure bent away from the heat
and the heart of the city, out to the
show places, Cabin Johns Bridge,
Glen Echo or Chevy Chase Lake.
These are some of the summer
sights. Now for few of the sounds.
While you sit at your ease under the
shade Of your own vine and fig tree,
softly, sweetly, from way down yon-
der, floats the sound Of banjo and
jewsharp, and a nearer acquaintance
proves the music to come from quar-
tet of colored boys-two Instrumental
lists and two vocallsts. They wander
aimlessly, singing as they go. until
larger than ordinary assemblage Of
front door stepists would seem to
make stoppage pecuniarily advantage
Gus. They will entertain you for as
long a time as you wish for ridicu-
lousy small sum, considering the real
excellence Of the entertainment.
Or, again, it Is small Senegambian
who will accOst you with: Say, mars
ter, will you give Joe a nickel If he
recitations in hawg Latin for you"
An affirmative reply will call forth
grin revealing a double row Of worries
and with a rolling of eyes that makes
one think of two small huckleberries
swimming In two pans Of milk, Joe
begins and assails the ears with such
flow Of gibberish that no doubt as
to the certainty of the Darwinian the
DRY Is tenable, at least as far as Joe
Is concerned.
Olu CuCle loHl iiNe CIdD NeHueT-
when he finds himself outside the re-
gion of possible purchasers, covers
over his squirming, unsightly cargo,
which he hauls In a creaky, tumble
down handcart, and thus accosts the
beneyolent-looking passer-by The
darby is no slight student Of human
nature and seldom draws a zero.
II begs you pahdon, sab, but may
l intercept you fob a moment? Old
uncle Is nigh on to hundred years oil.
and fore Gawd he wants a chaw Of
baccy that bad he jist naturally can't
see straight, and that's the truf." The
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-10-08
Letting Baby CRY.

Unable longer to stand it, he ran to
his neighbours door and banged on 1t
till the lady of the house, likewise
the mother of the Drawing brat, APP
peared in a state Of alarm. Madam"
he cried, "do you not know that your
baby has been crying for half an
hour?" Certainly l do, sir; what of
it?" "Why, er-er-nadam, you, Err
you must know that your neighbors
have some rights. The child needs at
tention. A pin, or something
ooh, that's all right; the doctors or
ders are to let it cry. Crying is good
for the lungs" "Ah, I see. He is
making a blacksmith's bellows out of
your believing beloved. Good morn
ing" His words had the desired effect.
"Bla cksm1th's bellows, indeed" she
moaned. as she FASTENED in and sooth-
ed the bra wler.-New York Press.