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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-28
DETECTIVE AGENCIES

MoNULTY DETECTIVE AGENCY, 2l0 KAsoTA
building. Detective work in all its branches
respectfully solicited. Reference: y. j. Con
roy, chief OF police, Minneapolis. Northwes-
tern phone 279O-J1.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-28
PHOTOGRAPHIC SUPPLE

n you ARE A PHOTOGRAPHER WE CAN
develop print or enlarge pictures Tor you IN n
ali the kodaks and best cameras, and all
photo supplies at lowest prices; Send for
price list. I e. B.. Meyrowitz. Kodak Agency,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-28
MOVING

THE M. P. D. DELIVERS PACKAGES IN CITY
1Oc st. Paul 15c. 619 18th av S. Both tells 1903
CAMERoN's TRANSFER AND STORAGE; Elk
pert packers for storage or shipment; large and
commodious vans for moving. Office 200 Mic
ellet, both phones 1908. Residence T. G. 1924.
SAFES, BOILERS AND HEAVY MACHINERY
moved; household goods moved and stored or
packed for shipment by expert packers; cars
of household goods made up for the coast; fire.
quent shipments and big saving in freight.
Boyd Transfer and Storage Co.. As Sd st s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-28
PATENT ATTORNEYS

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WILLIAMSON & MERCHANT, Patent Lawyers
and solicitors; main office, 929-935 Guaranty
building Minneapolis MINI. 81 McGtll build
Ing, Washington, D. G.
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INSTRUCTION

PRIVATE INSTRUCTION. GIVEN IN HIGH
school and grade branches at 124 18th st S,
fiat B; experienced teacher; call mornings.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-28
MEDICAL

CANCERS CURED.
DIR. Wheeler removes and cures cancer from
eight to twelve days. without the use Of q
knife or loss OF blood. He has cured thou
sands of cases, and has never made failure
in a single instance, when he pronounced the.
case durable. X-Rays not In It. Forty three
years experience. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Write for book Of testimonials or call at
Office Suite 3o6 and 307 Globe building
Minneapolis. Mimi.
WOMEN'S DISEASES CURE. Call or write Dr..
Bly, 412 Nicollet av. Sd floor: new book. 25c.
sCIENTIFIC MASSAGE FOR PARALYSIS
rheumatism constipation, indigestion. .leep-E
lessness and all female troubles. 1914 Atht
az S. T. G. telephone 1925.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-28
FURRIERs

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ATTEND TO YOUR FUR REPAIRING NOW.
Don't delay Prices are low, workmanship the
best. A. Reiner, the furrier. 701 Hennepin.
Both phones.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-28
GOLD TIMERS OF MANITOBA

"oLD TIMERS OF MANITOBA.
Special to The Journal.
Winnipeg, Man., Aug. 2s-The Old Timers
Association Of Manitoba met last evening In the
committee roem of the council and decided tt
hold dinner instead Of picnic. About 20t
attended.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-28
OPTICAL GOODS

HAVE YOU SEEN MFYRoWITzs INVISIBLE
bifocal glasses? E. b. Meyrowitz, expert lens
grinder, 6O4 Nicollet ay.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-28
MACHINERY AND ENGINES

IRON WORKING AND WOOD WORKING MA
chinery; largest stock in the northwest. North
ern Machinery Co., 217 Sd st S, Minneapolis.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-08-28
NOTICE

STONE, BRICK AND CEMENT REPAIRING
done on short notice. Man and rig always
ready. We look after chimneys, walls, stone
floors, sidewalks etc. Prices reasonable: John
e. Layne, stone and brick contractor, kasota
building. T. c., 2451.
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MINES AND MINING

BARGAINS IN MINING STOCKS. GEO. GIRL
: ing 6 Co., Temple Court. Tel. Main 1859.
DO YOU KNOW THAT THE WATERS MINING
Co. has struck it rich? See me for bargain
stock. r. B. Higbee, Germania Life bldg.
st. Paul, Mimi.
CATARACT, 26c; ARIZONA COPPER, zoe;
Star, Sc; Alaska Central, &c. r. B. Higbee,
Gernnania Life bldg, st. Paul. Both phones.
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WOOD AND COAL

MONTERREY AND SCREENED, $3.50 PER
ton; coal is scarce; buy now. Heavy gang
$2.T5; slab. $316; this years cut. Both
phones. Washburn Coal CO.. 10 4th st s.
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MISCELLANEOUS


CASH FOR OLD BOOKS IN LARGE OR SMALL
lots. Minneapolis Book Exchange, 229 Nicollet.
WE BUY DIAMONDS OR TRADE FOR NEW.
We pay cash for old gold or make into new
jewelry. Jacobs Jewelry Co.. Al Wash. s.
WANTED. = SECONDHAND FURNITURE,
stoves, carpets, buggies and harness for imn,e.
date shipment; pay more than local dealers.
1888. Journal. =
WANTED-To BUY OLD FUR COATS THE
Alaska furrier will pay highest cash price.
Address ]. s., la Washington av n.
WANTED-cHEAP FOR CASH, SECONDHAND
piano, any make; also fat cornet; state
price. 326 E 18th st.
WANTED-AT ONCE, GOOD SECONDHAND
china kiln, burning gasolene or kerosene, cheap
for cash. Call at Greayes' art store. 607 LIST
av S, or phone Main 2961-J.
WANTED-To BUY SMITH PREMIER OR
Densmore typewriter In good condition; state
price. Address 1913, Journal.
WANTED-A FARM TO RUN, By AN ALL
round good man aud wife; no children; come
any time. 2. O. Box 80, Leal, N. D.
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wANTED-AT ONCE, PARTY WITH IS. 900
cash to manufacture staple article used in
to party furnishing funds; profits will be large.
Nothing like 1t in U. S.; cost 81 to make. Sc
to wholesalers: strictly bona fde; do not in
vestigate unless you have the funds. Nelson
Realty Co., 4O3 LIST av S.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
Out in Kansas.

They say such things aud they do
such things IN Kansas! A great deal
OF fun was injected into the state cam
paign there last year because the Re-
publican candidate for Governor was
a bachelor who in joke was asked to
pledge himself to get married in case
of his selection. Some of his friends,
to humor the joke, assumed to give
pledge in his behalf. He was elected,
and since that fact was established
life has been made trying to him by
the receipt of proposals of marriage
from O'eT-WiIling women. The Cover
nOrisnO in office, and he has actual
ly found it necessary to send out a
formal printed reply to these tender
Offers expressing his regret at his In
ability TO accept them. The prOpos-
ais are said to run we'll up into the
thousands, and if His Excellency gave
his personal attention to each the
states business would suffer from
neglect. There has been mention
made of much married men, but the
bachelor Governor of Kansas can
probably take the prize as the much
prOpOsed-tO man.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
Origin OF a Slam Phrase.

/ The origin of slang has always been
a puzzle to philologists, but once in a
while current phrase can be traced
to it's source. The colloquialism, "To
feel like thirty CENTS" Is apparently
nonsensical, but it is certainly the
most torceful expression of the day
for denoting small, mean and com
temptible in ones own sight. It's
origin is thus explained by a Phila-
delphia lawyer, who sometimes prac-
tees in New York:
There Is a vagrant law in New
York, under which a person having
no visible means of support may be
placed III durance. Ii has also been de-
cided in that state that a person who
has so small a sum as thirty cents in
his possession has visible means of
support Now, there is no law in
New York, except the vagrant law,
under which pool sellers and gamblers
Of that sort may be held. Shortly
after the decision just mentioned was
formulated two gamblers were cap
tured in raid and taken to the Ten
derliOn station house. They sent for
lawyer who came and had a talk
with them. 1T will never do to make
any show of money here he said.
Give me your rolls They handed
their wads over to him, and he gave
each OF them a quarter and nickIe,
with the instructions to produce the
coins when he asked them TO do so in
court.
when their cases we're called the
lawyer got them off on the plea that
they were not Migrants, each having
the legal amount of funds in his pos
Just as the decision was
rendered in favor of his clients, a
entered the court room
and required the lawyers presence at
the Supreme Court. He left without
seeing his clients, and they wended
their way to the nearest saloon.
How do you feel?' said one.
Il feel like thirty CENTS said the
other, and probably will until | get
my roll back, or what is left of it,
And that is how that phrase was
started on its travels. "-Philadelphia
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

O. H. Wilson, of Johnson, County
Commissioner, expressed himself as
certainly not in favor of high license
in Vermont" He related his exper-
fence in New York state last fall and
witnessed liquor drinking there which
he did not want to see in Vermont.
This State did not need high license !;
high license would make drinking
popular.
c. H. Stearns of Johnson said that
from personal observation in other
places he did not want to see saloons
in Vermont. He was not a staunch
prohibitionist, but he believed the
prohibitory law the best law for
Vermont. He related his observa-
tions as to intoxication in Boston
and also told how the rum traffic in
te1fered with his milling interests in
Canada. "Bury it so deep that
there will be no issue in two years"
Rev. Mr.. Excel of Stowe, recently
from New York, spoke of the effects
high license has there and also
against the evils wrought by liquor.
He urged the people to work dill
gently against the proposed law and
warned them that the liquor element
is always on the alert.
Rev. Mr.. Johnson said that this
was a "Methodist-Co Congregational
Universalist Baptist Presbyterian
Republican, Democratic Prohibition
love feast and would not be COM
plete without a collection" and one
was therefore taken.
At the afternoon session President
Stearns occupied the chair and plans
for the work in the several towns
were discussed. 1t was decided to
have an organization in each town,
divide the town into districts and
make a personal effort to get voters
out to the election Feb. 8. 1t was
urged that each town have a mass
meeting and that local speakers, or
speakers from other parts of the
county, be secured. When it was an
nounced that only $50 had beeu
raised by the morning collection,
pledges were called for and in short
time $751; was secured. Further re-
marks were made P A. Hollenbeck
of Gilmore, Rev. Mr.. Barnard of VOL
colt, P. D. Pike of Stowe, P. A. Par
rim of No. Hyde Park, and Others, all
being in the line that the referendum
should be voted down,
The meeting throughout was
one and if this is an in
dicatior of how the people of this
county feel, "Spunky Lamoille" can
be counted upon to roll up a big
" No" majority on February Sd.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
Hood Farm Linin1ent
For Man and Beast.

The unequalled external remedy for
sprains, swellings, lameness, intlamma-
tions, and all aches and pains where a
soothing, stimulating and strengthening
liniment is required.
Best Wash for Race or Work Horses
is made by putting two tablespoonfuls
Hood Farm Liniment in quart of water
Keeps them sleek and glossy.
"a first class liniment" c. M. WINCH,
Barre, Vt.
"Best all round liniment I ever used"
G. II. MCNALLY, Groveton, N. II.
BEST on the market for taking soreness
out of horses" c. H. GORDON, trainer for
Hon. Warren f. Daniell Franklin, N. II.
"a good clean preparation to use" C.
L. BLAKELY, 343 Winthrop ST., Medford,
Mass farmer for Gen. S. c. Lawrence.
Prices, 25c., 5Oc., 81 and So. Gallon 81.
For sale by SLAYTON d SANDERS, successors
to H. j. Dwinell Morrisville, vt.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

He was a farm hand fresh from
"Vlrginny," but he seemed willing
and ambitious. and for lack of any
one better he was installed as dining
room boy Ia a small house on Wash
inton Heights. But he learned very
slowly. Some things he had to be
told three times, some ten, some a
hundred. As a waiter be began to
seem hopeless SAM" said his ex-
asperated mistress one day, eff you
don't want to learn, | am not going
to try and teach you anv more. 1t is
simply wasting my time "Yass'm,"
replied Sam, 81 want to learn. Yess'm N.
Cause then when leave here can
get a place in a better frmily!"-New
York Mail and Express.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
Paste This In Your Hat.

La the lIstOT things which may come
about during the year 1903 the New
York Times mentions the following:
Wireless biography may be placed
on commercial basis.
Probably $4,000 automobiles will
be used in the United States.
The steamship time between Ameri-
ca and Europe will be reduced.
Further developments of areoplane
navigation are almost certain.
Antarctic explorers, now in the ice,
may report important discoveries.
The perfection of the electric stor-
age battery seems emminent.
Resumption of work on an Isthmian
canal seems assured.
New German tariff law will go into
operation.
Pan-A congress to discuss
commercial eff airs will be held in New
York.
The United States navy will be in
creased by the completion of eight
large vessels.
Probable creation of a general staff
for the Uuited States army.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
NOthin' O0in'

Notbin' is comm and nothin' in view,
Nothin' in pocket and nothin' to do.
Nothin' to kick for, and nothin' to
kick.
Nothin' to love and nothin' to lick.
Nothin' to hear aud nothin' to see,
Nothin' to want and nOthin' to be.
Nothin' to think OF, of nothin' to fret,
Nothin' to ask for, nothin' to get.
Nothin' to captain, nothin' to crew,
Nothin' to choke on and nothin' to
chew.
Notbin' co cry for, nothin' to sing,
Nothin' to take away, nothin' to
bring.
Nothin' to spend and nothin' to earn,
Nothin' to eat and nothin to burn.
Nothin' to borrow and nothin' to give,
Nothin' to die for, nOthin' to live;
In fact there is nothin' doin. -
The Newark News.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
STATE MEMS.

party ofcapitalists from New York city,
who have been in the vicinity of Ludlow with
engineers and ex oerts for several weeks have
purchased the old gold mine on the farm of
Joseph Snow and will begin the working of
the mine within few weeks. They will form
a company under the Vermont laws as soon
as possible. The men who are interested in
the project report that the prospects for get
ting out paying amount of gold are very
bright and they have every reason to believe
that the venture will be more than a success.
The price which they paid for the land was
not large as the former owners had no faith
in the mine. Several hundred pounds of ore
have been sent away within the past month
by the pros pectors, and they report that the
test was decidedly satisfactory.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

"The incest and pleasantest medi-
cine have used for indigestion and
constipation is Chamborlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets" says Melard
F. Craig of Middlegrove, N. Y. "rhey
work like a charm and do not grippe
or have any unpleasant effect"
For sale by Foss & Strong, Hyde Park ;
Hall & Cheney, Morrisville: NJ. j. Leach,
Wolcott; j. j. Vearen, Stowe; c. Campbell,
Centervile.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
Stop 1t.

A neglected cough or cold may lead
to serious bronchial or lung troubles.
Don't take chances when Foiey's
Honey and Tar affords perfect Sc
curity from serious effects of a cold
Sold by Strong & FoSs, HYDE Park; C.
Jones, johnson ; J, j. Vearen, Stove.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
The crowned heads of every nation,
The rich men, poor men and msers
All join in paying tribute to
L. AiAA. L L 1 Il u :
De Wits Little EARLY Risers.

William San Antonio, Tex, writes
Little Early Riser Pills are the best
ever used in my family. | unhesitat.
lngly recommend them to every hodv.
rhey cure Constipation, Billiousness,
Sick Headache, Torpid Liver, jana
dice, malaria and all other liver
troubles.
Foss & Strong, HYDE Park Slaytou &
Sanders, Morrisville; NJ j Leach, Wolcott
F. l.. Laraway, Watervie; G. P. Jones.
Johnson; E. W. Smith, No. Hyde Park
Shattuck & Son, Eden.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
A Life at Stake.

If you but knew the splendid merit
of Foley's Honey and Tar you would
never be without it, A does or two
will prevent an attack of pneumonia
or la grippe. 1t may save your life
Sold by Strong & Foss, Hyde Park c. P.
Jones, Johnson j. J. Vearen, Stowe
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
Every Bottle of Chamberiain's Cough
Remedy Warranted,

We guarantee every bottle of Cham
herlain's Cough Remedy and will re-
fund the money to anyone who is not
satisfied after using two-thirds of the
contents. This is the best remedy in
the world for la grippe, coughs, colds,
Group and whooping cough and is
pleasant and safe to take. 1t pre-
vents any tendency of a cold to re-
suit in pneumonia.
For sale by Foss & Strong, Hyde Park;
Hall & Cheney, Worthwhile; NJ j. Lea IN,
Wolcott; J. j. Vearen, Stowe; c. Campbell,
Centerville.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

For bad taste in the mouth take
few doses Of Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets. Price % cents.
Warranted to cure.
For sale by Strong & Foss, Hyde Park
Hall & Cheney, Worthwhile; NJ l. Leach, W oil
colt ]. j, Vearen, stowe Z. Campbell, Cen
teryille.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

At the Ball Claude-"You dance
the two-step divinely. Who taught
your" Maud-"My two step-sisters.
New York Mail and Express.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
Children Poisoned,

Many children are poisoned and
made nervous and weak, if not killed
outright, by mothers giving them
cough syrups containing opiates.
Foley's Honey and Tar is safe and
certain remedy for coughs, Group and
lung trouble, and is the only promi
nent cough medicine that contains no
opiates or other poisons.
Sold by Strong & Foss, Hyde Park C. p.
Jones, Johnson J. J. Vearen, Stowe.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
Pneumonia and La GrIppe,

Coughs cured quickly by Foley's
Honey and Tar. r fuse substitutes.
Sold by Strong & Foss. Hyde Park C. P.
Jones, johnson: j ] Vparpn, Stowe.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
In Bed Four Weeks With La Grippe.

We have received the following let
ter from Mr.. Roy Kemp, OF Angola,
Ind. 81 Was in bed four weeks with
"a grippe and | tried many remedies
and spent coneidera BILE for treatment
With physicians, hut | received no Ie-
lief until | tried Folay's Honey and
Tar. Twosmal bottles of this medi
cine cured me and now [ Use it ex
clusiv-lV in my family Take no
substitutes.
Sold by Strong & Foss, II yd6 Park C. P
Jones, John Ion i. J. Vearen. stowe
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
William E. Curtis continues to col

William E. Curtis continues to CO
lect curious epitaphs. Among t
number which a friend sent him is t.
following, which the friend found in
recent visit to England. 1t was in
churchyard near Plymouth al
reads as follows:
Here lies a poor woman
Who always was tired,
Who lived in house
Where help was not hired.
Her last words on earth were:
"Dear friends am going
Where washing amt done,
Nor sweeping nor sewing,
But everything there is
Exact to my wishes,
n ' For when they don't eat
There's no washing the dishes.
I'll be where loud anthems
Will always be ringing,
But, having no voice,
I'll get clear of the singing.
Don't mourn for me now,
Don't mourn for me ever,
I'm going to do nothing
For ever and ever
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

The prevention OF consumption is
entirely a question of commencing
the proper treatment in time. Moth
ing is so well adapte1 to ward off
fatal lung troubles as Foley's Honey
and Tar.
Sold by Strong & Foss Hyde Park C. P.
Jones, Johnson j. j. Vearen, Stowe.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

els she brunette?" "a brunette
Why, she's so dark her father has to
turn the light on in the parlor to tiud
her in the evenings" ~ Princeton
Tiper.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

Don't let the little ones suffer from eczema.
or other torturing skin diseases. No need for
it. Doan's Ointment cures, Can't harm the
most delicate skin. At auy drug store, so
cents.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

Binks who has notqulte recovered
from the festivities OF the previous
evening, se NO a hair crush instead
of n hand mirror)- Great Scot
do want shave 1.-THE Sketch.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

Monarch over pain Burns, cuts, sprains
stings. Instant relief DR.. Thomas Electric
Oil. At any drug store.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

The man who is his OWN best friend
has few others.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

Anxious Wife-"When you saw
John which way was he going?" Boy
II don't know, mum; he was drunk"
University OF Michigan Wrinkle.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

Cure the cough and save the life" Dr..
Woods Norway Pine syrup cures cough and
colds, down to the very verge of consump.
ton.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

Fatal kidney and bladder troubles
can always he prevented by the use
of Foley's Kidney Cure.
Sold by Strong & Foss, Hyde Park c. P.
Jones, Johnson J. J. Vearen. Stowe.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

Not a Scab: Od Craftsmanship
give you a penny to stop crying"
Willie-"A penny! Not on your life
D s is a ten-cent howl. Der union
don't allow US to cut prices. Com
font
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

Ambition is often the assassin of
happiness.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21

Mercy and goodness are instru-
ments of love.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1903-01-21
Bargains in Real Estate
LIBERAL TERMS of CREDIT
LOW PRICES.

To effect my annual cearingup sale of real estate,
| offer the following parcels, all of which [
believe to be at reasonable, and some of
them at VERY Low VALUATIONS.