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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
Catarrh OF the Stomach is Generally
Called Dyspepsia - Something
to Produce Artificial Diges-
ton is Generally Taken.
Hence, Pepsin, Pancreatin and Host
OF Other Digestive Remedies
Has Been Invented.
These Remedies Do Not Reach the
Seat OF the Difficulty, Which
is Really Catarrh.

TX. u. S. Senator NJ. C. Butler from
South Carolina, was Senator from
- that state for two terms. In re-
cent letter to The Peruna Medicine Co,
from Washington, D. c., says:
~ can recommend Peruna for dys-
nsDsia and stomach trouble. have
been using your medicine for q Short
period and 1 feel very much relieved.
1t Is indeed a wonderful medicine be-
sides good tonic. IN. c. Butler.
The only rational way to cure dyspepsia
is to remove the catarrh. Peruna cures
catarrh. Peruna does not produce artificial
digestion. 1t cures catarrh and leaves the
stomach to perform digestion in a natural
way. This is vastly better and safer than
resorting to artificial methods.
Peruna has cured more cases of dys-
pepsia than all other remedies combined,
simply because 1t cures catarrh wherever
located. If catarrh is located in the head.
Peruna cures it. If catarrh has fastened
itself in the throat or bronchial tubes.
Peruna cures il. When catarrh becomes
settled in the stomach. Peruna cures ii, a:
we'll in this location as in any other.
Peruna Is not simply remedy for dys-
pepsia. Peruna is a catarrh remedy.
Peruna cures dyspepsia because it is gen
orally dependent upon catarrh.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
Sane Man, f.

A Chlccgo man wants to borrow a
13-inch cannon, set it upon the top
of Pixies Peak and send proiectile
into space to upset the Newtonian
theory of gravitation and tap the res.
eryoir of electricity, which he says
exists above the earth's atmospheric
envelope. He thinks the cannon ball
If a magnet, will not come back to
earth but will remain in the electric
reservoir, and he expects to draw UNI
limited power down through a wire
attached to the ball. II Newton was
mistaken and modern men of science
all wrong ia their ideas of the con-
structlon of the universe aud the
movements of the planets, the Chi
eago man is not crazr
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
THE LITTLE ONES REASONING.
Natural Deduction Made by Physl-
clans DAUGHTER.

Natural Deduction Made by Physl-
clans Daughter.
Dr. w. T. Bull tells this story about
a country surgeon who once had three
leg amputation cases in week. The
unusual number of serious and similar
operations naturally caused talk in the
surgeons household and his little
daughter was greatly interested. A
few days after the last operation the
surgeons wife and daughter were rum
maging in the attic. In trunk was
found daguerreotype depicting girl
Of about eight years of age. The por-
trait, through a pc Iliarity Of pose,
showed only one leg Of the subject, the
other being doubled up under her In a
manner truly feminine. Whose pic
ture is that mamma?" asked tho sur
seon's daughter. Mine. 1t was taken
when | was a child not much older
than you are now" Did you know
papa them" mo, dear. Why do you
ask?" Il thought maybe you did,
cause you've only got one leg."-New
York Times.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
ROBINS NEST MADE OF LACE.
Woman Misses Her ValuabIes and
Finds a Bird the Thief.

Finds Bird the Thief.
A Mrs. Newton, who lives in Center
street, put two fine lace collars out on
the lawn in front of her house to
dry a few days ago. When she went
to get them an hour later they were
gone. She was sure nobody stole
them, because she was sitting beside
a window at the front of the house
at the time and would have seen any
body entering the yard. The next day
she put another collar out and
watched. A robin flew down from an
apple tree near by and carried off
the collar. An investigation was made
and the other collars were found WOW
en- into the birds nest in crotch of
the apple tree. There was also
small lace handkerchief in the nest
The bird that was doing the "fne-art"
nest building and its mate set up big
cutlery and pecked fiercely at the man
in the tree when the nest was being
pulled down.-Geneseo IN. W Dis
patch in Detroit News-Tribune.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
THINK PRINCE RUDOLPH LIVES.
People of Croatia Refuse to Believe
Him Dead.

The people of Croatia have strange
superstition concerning the late Crown
Prince Rudolph of Austria. who, 1t will
be remembered, died in such sad cir
cumstances at Meserling in 1889.
They believe that he is still alive.
but that he is hidden somewhere by
his enemies, and, as they are now
almost in state of revolution against
Hungary, of which they form part,
they have just send petition to EN-
peror Francis Joseph. asking him to
make the prince their ban, or ruler.
The poor emperor, who was terribly
afflicted by the loss of his only son, is
much shocked by the request, but
nothing will persuade the Croats that
the prince is not alive, and that he
would not go and be their ban If his
enemies would let him.-Sketch.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
WAS roo FAR DOWN.
Youngsters Nickel Not at the Moment
Au.iIahla

Youngsters Nickel Not at the Moment
Available.
Senator Sibley, the famous trotting
horse breeder, had taken his family
to the county fair and was walking
about the grounds surrounded by his
youngsters-of which he has some
thing less than do2en-when he felt
one of them Juggling at his coattails
AS no turned the youngest, lad Of six
implored his father to buy him toy
balloon. Buy 1t yourself" said the
wealthy Pennsylvania. Where's tn,
nickel l gave you a moment agof'
IT'S down my neck" We'll shake !
out" said Mr.. Sibley. Il cant,
sobbed the little shaver 1T was In ny
mouth when 1t went down. New
York Times.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
Supreme Court sustains the Foot
Ease Trade Mark

Buffalo, n. 7 .--Justice Laughiin In Supreme Court
has granted a permanent injunction with
Estsst Paul Hudson and others OF New York
City, restraining them from making or selling foot
powder which the court declares is an imitation and
infringement on Font-Ease.n now largely sdyer.
tsed and sold over the country. rs owner OF tho
trademark /" Foot-Fase,' Is Allen s. Olmated, of
lie Roy, N Y, and the decison In this suit upholds
his trademark and renders all parties liable who
fraudaently attempt To proht by the extensive
Foot Ease" advertising, in placing on the market
the spurious and similar appearing preparation In
Yeiyed in the This the court declares was
Designed in imitation and Infringement of the gena-
hle " Foot-Ease" Similar suits will be brought
against others who are nov infringing on the Foot
Ease trademark rights.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

An appropriation of s275 900 for a
New York state electrical laboratory
at Union College, Schenectady, Is rec
commended by a commission appointed
to determine the necessity for such an
Institution. The laboratory is to sup
ply information on questions of electri.
cal science, and an official standard
for electrical measuring instruments
and apparatus, together with stand
ards for electric wiring of buildings
for the protection of municipalities and
the general public, Germany has such
an Institution
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

p. IN,

Mrs. p. Conlin, SO Green
field Avenue, Carbondale,
Pa, says: II suffered with
backache, and, despite the
use of medicines, could not
get rid oft. Itods compelled
TO use a crutch for eight
months, and a part of the
time was unable to walk at
all. / fairly screamed IL |
attempted to lift my feet
from the floor, and, finally,
[ lost control of my limbs
through weakness, as could
neither bend nor straighten
up to my full height, and il
ever a woman was in a serious
condition, | was. My hus-
band went to Kelly's drug
store and brought home a
sox OF Deans Pills. i felt
easier in a few days, and
continuing the treatment,
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
HoW,s THIS

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for an,
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
T. J. CHENEY & Co, Props. Toledo o.
Tor the last IS years and believe him perfsctly
honorable IN ell business transactions and fnanci.
ally able to carry out any obligations made by
their firm
WEST & TRuAS Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio: WALDING. KfNNAK & MARVIN, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills the best.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
A Fearful Thought.

Intelligence that young woman has
chased Sir Thomas Upton into cor
ner and kissed him several times will
excite the haunting dread that the cur
litter may yet be seen proving around
the country emulating the oscalatory
performances of Richmond Pearson
Hobson. 1t was the same kind Of ex
perience that started that hero on hii
devastating career.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
New Workers.

Zachary Taylor died in office and
Willard Fillmore, New Yorker. as
Vice President, became President.
James A. Garfield died In office and In
the same way G. A. Arthur became
President, also a New Yorker. Will
liam Mckinley died in office and in
the same way Theodore Roosevelt, a
New Yorker, became President. Fill.
more and Arthur tried to be nomi
asted for President and were not.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
The Great Floods.

the picture of desolation The glamol
and bravery" of the West End van
ished before the pitiless rain; and the
stream of fashionable womanhoot
which winds itself in and out of Re
gent street and Piccadilly on a norma
summer day gave way to drab
drenched, and bedraggled set of bust
ness men nurrying gIoomily abou
their affairs.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
IRRIGATED LANDS.
Homes for Thousands In Idaho.

The American Falls Canal & Power
Company's beautiful tract of irrigated
land, located between Biachoot and
American Falls. in Idaho, is now open
to settlers and investors for selection.
The climate Is fine. the soil rich and
deep, water abundant, price low.
terms easy. For full information write
Evans, Curtis & Sweet Co, d. F.
Walker block, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
Strenuous Service.

The parson had just delivered Q
fiery sermon on the evils Of rum. Ono
of the members was seen to be wrig-
Cling uneasily in his pew. Behold"
cried the excited parson. "One of
my shafts has struck the right man.
See how uneasy our hayward brother
u.s." yes" retorted the accused man;
you'd be uneasy, too. If you had .
June bug down your back"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
A Terrifying Threat.

blanched. He trembled like fright
ened child In vain his hackers tried
to encourage him. But look at what
he says" sobbed the mighty one. He
says that If he once lands on me 1t
will knock me speechless" His back
ers were silent, There are some dan.
gers which the bravest cannot be ex-
pected to face calmly.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
THE WORD WAS FAMILIAR.
Scholar Naturally MIsIsd by Modern
Slang Term.


A West Philadelphia Sunday school
teacher has class Of DOZEN small
boys, ranging In their ages from to s
years. Not long ago the lesson was
from the twenty-second chapter OF
Genesis, upon the temptation of Abra-
ham to offer Isaac for a sacrince. The
teacher told them In as simple Ian
guage as possible the story of the go
ing into the mountain and the prepare
ton for the sacrifice, and when al was
ready she explained that Abraham saw
a kid caught in the bushes end took
that and killed 1t. There was an awed
silence for moment when she had fin
ished. and then one little lad gasped
with eyes wide with horror: "A
kidt' What a boy9 ?"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
capltulated.

A Philadelphia mother spanked her
naughty year old, and set off bunch
of pistol caps In his hip pocket. The
young patriot was hoist by his own
petard, and Immediately acknowledged
his dependence on the mother country
Toledo Blade.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
Investigating Salmon Fisheries.

DR.. Barton Warren Evermann, of
the United States fish commission, Is
now in Alaska, where he will spend
the summer making an investigation
of the salmon fisheries of the coast.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
No Personality il Ears.

After studying and photogranhIns
more than 10000 pairs of ears OF per.
sons, including those of 2.oe0 insane
and 500 criminals, and those of 800
animals, an English criminologist IL
forced to conclude that the ear gives
no cIew 10 personal traits.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

There was Boxer uprising in Chi
cago July 4. At least the Chinese
killed respectable American goat,
a goat with long prohibition whiskers.
His Tincanship ate cannon fire
cracker. AS yet the diplomats have
taken no notice of the episode.
A big frecracker In the grass
Lay innocently still!
The while a curious goat did pass
Oils Christian name was "Billt).
Then William ate the wrapper sweet
Quite greedily disposedl
he gobbled up the packing sheet,
The fuse and bomb inclosed!
No sooner had he swallowed 1t,
Than forthwith Ii did burst
Poor Btlly's remnants would not fit.
And now he's weinerwursti
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
Cheap Passenger Rates Via "santa
re Route"

To Boston, Baltimore, Minneapolis
Detroit, Atlanta and other points. Fol
particulars, address G, F. Warren
General Agent, A. T. & S. F. Ry., All
DooIy Block, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case and he will be
pleased to give you his valuable advice
&ags.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
THE FLOODS IN LONDON.
GREAT Metropolis Suffers Owing to Tn.
usually Hiuh Water. =

usually High Water. :
Dwellers in the western states Of
America are not the only persons who
suffer from spring floods. Here is
what an English paper says Of the re-
cent high water in London:
Much damage has been caused In
the low-lying parts of London by
floods consequent upon the heavy
rains. and few miles over the boun-
dairy matters We're even worse. The
scene in the metropolis during the
three days continuous down pour was
an unusual one. Lords and the Oval,
several inches under water, looked
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
EaYnt Paws Tribute.

Egypt is legally dominion or prov.
ince of Turkey. 1t pays tribute Oh
close on 100000 to the Sultan, and
has been nominally part of the Otto
man empire since the twelfth ce,
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
New Pittsbura Theater.

The above cut shows a small sec
ton of the new Nixon Theater. Pitts.
burg, which is the first theater ever
built without stairs to the balcony.
The incline starts from the main
entrance and reaches the nose of the
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
Russla nuvs welsh coal.

The Russian government contracts
yearly for 10000 tons OF Welsh coal
% he delivered at Port Arthur mefors
July l.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
EDUCATIONAL.
TRE UNIVERSITY 0E NOTRE dame


NUIKE DAME. INDIANA.
FULL COURSES IN Classics, Letters. Eco
comics and History, Journalism, Art, Science,
Pharmacy, Law, Civil, Mechanical and Eiec-
trical Engineering, Architecture.
Thorough Preparatory and Commercial
Courses.
Rooms Free to all students who have conn
pleted the studies required for admission into the
Sophomore, Junior or Senior Year of any of the
Collegiate Courses.
Rooms TO Kent, moderate charge to students
seventeen preparing for Collegiate Courses.
limited number Of Candidates for the Eecle-
sisstica state viii be received at special rates.
81. Edwards tall, FOR boys under 10 years, Is
unique IN the completeness Of its eqnipnent.
The o9th Year will open eeteu,ber D. aSUS.
Catalogues Free. Address p. q. Box 2SS.
REY. A. hORRlSSEY, c. S. c. President.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

Aching backs are eased.
Hip, back, and loin pains
overcome. Swelling of the
lin BIS a d dropsy signs
vanish.
They correct urine with
brick dust sediment, h ig h
colored, pain in passing,
drihbling, frequency, b ed
wetting. Doan's Kidney Pills
remove calcuh and gravel.
Relieve heart palpitation,
sleepiessness, h cad a c b o ,
nervousness, dizziness.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

1 do not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoHN b.
BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb, is. 1900
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

was soon able to walk. AZ
the end of two weeks the
pains in my loins left. When
! had completed the treat
ment, / had not an ache nor
q pain, and / have been in
that condition ever since.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

A dainty bit of ribbon,
An old daguerreotype;
A narrow, silken ribbon
With tendril- threaded stripe.
A tintype of woman,
With trusting eyes of blue,
A mop of golden tresses,
face serenely true.
I find them while ransacking
A lot of ancient things
A box of valued keepsakes
To which the mem'ry clings.
I touch the ribbon softly
TITS part of other years.
And gaze upon the picture
Why! surely these are tears.
One moonlight night we wandered,
Where Where, shade had its presence lent
In elimes magnificent.
Along the pathway fragrant
With white catalpa, sweet,
We found the bit of ribbon
Be-petaled at our feet.
Upon its silken textile
We scrawled, In am'rous mood
In Cupid's sweetest language
Loves hieroglyphics rude.
Then clipped the silk asunder-
Each kept an equal part
To join again forever
II heart were true to heart.
And now l find the ribbon,
The old daguerreotype,
Heirlooms of loves first dreaming
And times relentless flight.
Out in the Dreamland Country,
Where croons the whippoorwill,
Mayhap, with hope eternal,
She keeps her ribbon still.
Here In the Land of Waking.
In Fate's eternal fight
/ cherish well my ribbon,
And her daguerreotypei
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

To Cure a Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund money! If it fails to cure. $50.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

In baseball cheers often greet the
man who slides safe to the home
plate. In married life he may not be
cheered for sliding home but if he
knows when he is well off he will
get there early enough to avoid tax
ing chances.
Run over by an automobile. the
dying man was asked If he had wife
His groaning response was, No, this
is the worst thing that ever happened
to mel"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

eAlrlAkE CITY. uTAA.

GAIT LAKE CITY. UTAH.
Twenty Courses: Scientific, Classical. Nor-
NAL, Kindergarten, Domestic Arts. MECHANIC
Arts, civil Engineering, Political Science,
Bookkeeping, Shorthand TeleRraphys GlYl
Law, etc. six buildings. practical e1 PINE 2 ~
strong faculty Of forty teachers, 1881 stnosnts.
central location modern methods, thorough
work, technical training by actual pfaesl0e-
Write for circulars Includes Two mpless
business eolleges that are opfn al year rnu
term begins September 5.
j. a. PAUL. Pm. d. PaKsIDnsr.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
ar. MARY'S ACADEMY

NOTHE DAME, INDIANA
One Mile West of Notre Dame University,
Most beautifully and healthmlly located. Conducted
by the Sisters the Holy Cross Chartered 1855 En-
wing national patronage. Thorough English,
Classical, Scientific and Commercial Courses, ad-
7aneed Chemistry and Pharmacy. Regular Col
egiats Degrees. Preparatory Department trains
7upIs for regular, special or collegiate courses.
2hysical Laboratory well equipped
The Conservatory of Music u conducted on plans
4 the best Censeryatores The Art Department 10
1edeed after leading Art Schools. Minim Depart
ant for children under twelve years. Physical
ture under direction of graduate Of DIR. SarEent'a
( lrrlal School of Phys Training.
The best modern educational advantages for hitting
ztdng women fer lives Of usefulness. The constant
Low th Of the Academy has again ecassitatad the
Fection of additional nBe buildings with latest
tFgienie equipments. Moderate cost. New school
5T begins September sth. Mention this paper.
Fur catalogue and special information apply %
ne DireetFess OF ST. MAHf'S ACADEMY,
hotre Dame, indiana.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
FOR BUSINESS TRAINING ATTEND THE
SALT LAKE
Business College
sALTLAkE CRY. UTAH.

Enrolment last year Az. Best OF work In
Cabinet Bookkeeping, Gregw Shorthand, FSuch
Tytewrting, business PsnmanShip, < pt q
calcu ations, English. Mathematics. Law etc.
Open all year: fall term begins september D.
illustrated catalogues free. Positions secured
for graduates.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17
For Study of Electrieitu.

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing syrup.
For children teething sofens the gums, reduces In
aays pain, cures wind collie. &c bottle
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

Somehow some men don't seem to
interest girls, nohow; they amt bad
enough to need bossin'. nor good
enough to marry without, an there ye
are. "-Uncle By.
One almost wishes he had rheuma-
tism to see the afflicted hopping
about this hot weather without
crutches or palm leaf fans.
NN
Possibly June went out hot like
that as a harbinger to the brides OF
the month. A bunch is sometimes
worth a pound of cure
-
Many woman that smokes cigar.
cites, permits her pug dog to kiss
heri Shall we not save our dogs?
NA
II she won't sit On your knee after
you have cleaned your teeth, it's not
your fault. Try another girl
s@A
A boy never forgets his first long
trousers, especially if his wife wears
the family pair in later life.
S@sa
Sometimes 1t is hard fer me to tell
whether I'm genius or just bilious.
Uncle By.
s@A
tits bad luck to close hotel regis
tar-h the clerk catches you at 1t.
&n
Teach the mosquito to smoke cigar
cites. That will exterminats him.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

Son-What is an assassin, Pa?
pam assassin, my son. is what
you hear at the present moment in the
fiat abovei
Son-That's only somebody thump.
in the piano, pa!
Pa-Exactly, my son, exactly!
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1903-09-17

Sometimes it is hard fer me to tell
whether I'm genius or just bilious.
Uncle By.