The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-22

! curry marked pretty near the bilin' point y
Il wouldn't stand for the Double Head
ed-Girl under such circumst ances. even If
l did introduce her to an astonished pub
lie, asserted Coup.
Or for adeadheads, under, any circum-
stances" added Jimmy Cooper
Never mind, boys interposed Averv
Smith. 'it will soon pass, as Charon said
to Commodore Van, when the last cyclone
gates to purgatory.''
The Main Guys playing for even" as
serted Lent, simply because the spike of
plckets OF the boundary line fence, and
they had to send for the Learned Black
smith to cut him loose. He was in a sholt
OF rage and swore he'd get even with
the Steel Trust by introducing # to
place where it would cost 500 per cent
more TO water its stock than it was worth
n nanlte ana Milton are collaborating in
Here old Dan Rice came bounding in
win a Hey, Rube, here we are. sir" and
informed Barnum that he had just re-
ceNeu d wireless message from Marconi
announcing the Greatest Show on Earth's
safe return from its prolonged European
tour. ~ OH
We'll, we'll" unused Barnum. chow
time flies, even here, so far away from the
worlds maddening. 1t seems but vester
gay since we opened the Olympia, Lon
blsnop SAID to me, in an unctuously pat
fonlzlng way. Barnum, you're not such
a bad =, fellow after ALL and sincerely
nope e, that l shall meet you in Heaven
10 which replied, Well, bishop. if you're
mere, you Will I never could under
stand why he left me SO abruptly. after
Lot satanic glare. -
II recall, too, that another time a very
tilin, elongated and sanctimonious female
skimpily arrayed in solemn. RUSTY black
marched unannounced into nv apartmenfS
at the Victoria hotel and sternlv pro-
GA Mr. Barnum, 1 am a sister of
r1le Sar os Gabriel, and come to de-
mand or you in his name a subscription of
CAV. If, replied I, you are a sister OF
S S, why don't you. apply to your
orother? He's ID sight better able
70 help you than am And she weA
off. mad, too "o-''
,,+t; That former partner of yours is great
little man, Barnum," said 4-Paw. Il
oughter know, fur de opposition he'd wi0
MN MN Wuz plenty warm enough for chen dis
climate OF course. OATS nuthin' but q
o III I'm now now. an der tomahawk is buried
az ue potion OF de paste can All de
same, we don't want him layin' his route
OILS way, fur if ever he rents a LOT here
IN less SIX months he'll own the whole
OUTFIT; syndercate it fur billion of plunks.
ana h1Fe US at twenty-five per as bill
posters; From elephants to Injins, he's
T. controls more rings than old Saturn.
de balance oftsde earth under canvas usa
de peaks of de Rockies fur center poles,
6 6e pans fur hippodrome track, an de
poundiess horizon for Sidewalks
rs Tody stilI with the shoW?'' wither-
ngly echoed Barnum. Are dictionaries
out of date? Does the aroma of the saw
qusl no longer llnger in the public nostrii?
h lave linn, immo[ r freaks and features
pyrotechnic pinnacle of polysyllabic Prom,
f eth sbo,p p9om Mn Is fody sti with
show The show. is with Toby 49, ''-0
Phey, squire, but it's hot here" said
Lent, hopping his brow with a gridiron.
II wish he'd a barrel of circus lemon
ade, added Avery Smith. I'D drink
made off, "--'''
Think of how much worse off Won
would be in New York. suggested JIMMY
Cooper. with the temperature lower than
Philadelphia politics. and the price of coal
| higher than a skyscraper. While thou
sands of poor devils are freezing, here Won
are toasting your shins before a free fire.
| Which the Janitor never lets go out. and
| no man can. complain of cold feet-not
| even in poker game',-
Its getting late' suggested ITncla
john Let's have a hot scotch all round
ana then adjourn to the Turkish bath on
Iohasco avenue to cool off."-New York
| Telegraph.