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The National tribune., 1903-06-18
Very Bad.
Ohicago POst,)

The Doctors wife went to the door. She
and the woman next door were not on
friendly terms, but the tramp didn't know
that. DE lady next door," he said, give
me a piece Of homemade pie, an
fought
"Hn sorry," interrupted the Doctors
wife, "but the doctor isn't at home Just
now. However, there's a physician in the
next block, and if you hurry he may be
able to give you relief before much harm
is done"
The National tribune., 1903-06-18
Foretold in the Bible.

VIM. Mckay, st. John, N. Oak, says
that the trouble the Jews in Russia have
been having is foretold in Ezekiel, xviii,
%, and xxx, 1. 1t will continue until
they are in possession of Palestine, ac-
cording to the prophecy in Deuteronomy,
xxi, 8.
The National tribune., 1903-06-18

the Government were paying their way,
has been largely caused by mismanage-
ment and extravagapce, if not premeditat-
ed dishonesty. The end of this maladorous
business is not in &ght. 1t IL said that
every Department the Government will
be overhauled. Thef probably need 1t.
The National tribune., 1903-06-18
LET NE Tell
YOU JUST HOW
TO CURE CATARRh

Let me show you what I'll do for you
entirely without charge. Thousands
have accepted this ofrer-to-day they
are free from Catarrh. You've nothing
to lose and everything to gain. Just for
the asking you'll receive the benefit Of
my eighteen years Of experience-my
important new discoveries-my vast
knowledge Of the disease.
The National tribune., 1903-06-18

As is well known, the District of Co
lumbia has no representative in Congress,
not even delegate, as the Territor-
les have. The whole Congress legislates
for the District, but not very graciously
sometimes. Representative Pearre, of
Maryland, who claims that the District
The National tribune., 1903-06-18

Ans,ccr he questions IRE made
out for yolt, iCTiie your name
and address pl,tiniy on the dot
ted Inns in the Free Medical
dduics Coupon, cut them both
out and mail them TO me as soon
ns possible. TiOiH cost you moth
fnD and iUiH gipe you th> most
valuable Information. Address
Health Specialist SPR0ULE,
Ala Doane ST., Boston. Don't
lose any time. DO u no,c!
The National tribune., 1903-06-18

or to ask for a parley with the Spanish
Commander.
On July 8, Gen. Shafter cabled that he
had the city Of Santiago well invested on
nificantly-"with a very thin line" He
said that as he approached the city he
found the defences so strong that it would
be impossible to carry it by storm with
his present forces, adding: 81 am now Sc
riously considering Withdrawing about five
miles and taking up a new position on
the high ground between the San Juan
River and Siboney, with our left at San
tiaso, SO as to get our supplies to large
extent by means Of the railroad, which we
can use, having engines and cars at ST.
honey. Our losses up to date will aggre-
gate a thousand" Then he spoke of his
own health and that Of his Generals, and
of his efforts to get Admiral Sampson to
force the entrance of the harbor. OF him
self he said: 81 have been unable to be
out during the heat of the day for four
days, but am retaining the command Gen
Wheeler is seriously i'll, and will probably
have to so to the rear to-day. Gen. Young
also very i'll, confined to his bed; Gen
Hawkins slightly wounded in foot during
sortie enemy made last night"
Other dispatches followed, and one in
particular was spoken of in the press dis
patches some days after its receipt, as
follows:
''There was some talk in the Cabinet to-
day about the telegram Gen. Shafter sent
on Sunday morning, to the effect that he
would have to have reinforcements before
he could proceed. Just what was said Is
not known. 1t is learned that the tele-
gram contained suggestions which were
stricken out. It is claimed that IL these
statements had been made public the
country would have been greatly worried
ON Sunday"
The public did not then know, nor till
some time afterward, how firm was the
The National tribune., 1903-06-18

All records in customs receipts have
been broken. Since June 1 they have
averaged over 81 100000 q day, which is
almost double the receipts for the same
time last year. For the II months of
this fiscal year the customs receipts have
been $31 100000 more than for the same
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
One Answer for All.

Lancaster, n. Y, Mar. 50th.-Postmaster
Remers is still in receipt of many letters
asking if his cure has held good.
1t will be remembered that some time
ago the particulars OF Mr.. Remers' case
were published in these columns. He had
been very low with Diabetes. Physicians
could do nothing to save him and he grew,
worse and worse till some one recommended.
Dodd's Kidney Pills. A treatment of this
remedy was begun and when eight boxes
had been taken Mr.. Remers began to see an
improvement which continued as the treat
ment proceeded till he was completely re-
stored.
He has since enjoyed perfect health and
is as robust and able man as any in Lancas-
ter. Interviewed the other day he said:
Many people wrote to me when the story
of my case was first printed and some write
to me yet asking if the cure was only tenn
porary and if the diabetes has returned. L
have only one answer to everybody. Three
years ago | was very low with Diabetes. The
best physicians failed to help me and Dodd' S
Kidney Pills cured me. lam well and strong
and have not had the slightest return of the
old trouble"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
What Killed Him.

Wife with newspaper, to husband)
Here is another forcibIe temper
ance lecture: (Reads) Young Spill
lers got into a boat and showed out
into the river, and as he was intoXi-
Gated he upset the boat, fell into the
river and was drowned" Now, sir,
addressing her husband), if he had
not drunk whisky he would not have
lost his life.
Husband-Let me see. He fell into
the river, didn't he?
Wife-Of course he did.
Didn't die until he fell imp
james, you are positively silly.
OF course, he didn't die until he was
drowned"
"Then it was the water that killed
him" STRAY Stories.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

81 don't believe we can accept that
application for life insurance" said
the inspector who had been out to in
vestigate.
"Why not?" asked the manager.
Because I have just discovered that
the applicant is such reckless fool
that he has made his ten-year-old son
present of revolver. l should say
that there is a practical certainty of
death in that family soon, and it's
Just as likely to be the father as the
son."-Chicago Post.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
How 1t Really Happens.

johnny" cautiously inquired Mr.. Six
aweek OF her little brother, when he called
the other evening-"she' was putting the
finishing touches to her toilet upstairs
have you-er, does you-er-do you-er-eYer
hear your sister speak of me-"
You can't pump me" promptly replied
Johnny. Il don't butt into my sister
business"
Then Johnny picked up a Skinny stick
out OF the hall rack and went out.
This is the way it happens in 999 cases
out of 1000 but the funnyists could never
be dubbed into believing it.-Washingtop
Post.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

and the hoof cured When made portrait of this horse
could fail take of its attitude than could neglect
the of womans head the slope of her shoulders
TO catch animals expression subtle copy
external characteristics Last while staying military
wished model horse whose said
warned against entering stable did without fear
know horses of getting acquainted An animal judges
and intentions toward by the SMELL If like
be the horse will smell that this
in friends and work SUBJ
ec with whom completely touch whose character
caught fully My sitter had only will but
and when tired of would shoulder goodnauredy
towards the door.
An animal is less satisfactory subject for sculpture than a
human being because hair fur obres the anatomy than
the human skim in other respects animal sculpture fascinating
1t interpreting the world something speech
looks you for expression the umen
science could betray.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
In the Right place Now.

Bill-You say he lost his job in the
weather bureau?
Jim-He lied too much to even suit
them there.
whats he doing now?"
"Why, he's writing up the advan-
tages of new breakfast cereal.
Yonkers Statesman.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

After reproving her eldest son for
the offense of cigarette smoking, the
mother thought she would improve
the occasion still further, and in
quired of a younger scion of the
house, aged nine, if he had been
smoking also.
mo, mother was the reply. 81
have given it Ip."-Tit- Bits.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
A Safe Promise.

Mrs. Gotham Cooking for home
in the suburbs)-This is a gem of a
place, L admit, but the house is too
small.
Agent-You said you had bat two
children.
Eyes, but there are no rooms here
for servants"
Don't worry about that, my dear
madam. If you succeed in finding
servant girl willing to stay over
nights I'll have an addition built"
N. Y. Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
Fast, All Right,

did you sell Mrs. Stuckumgood
that piece of goods and guarantee
the colors to be fast?"
why, ye-ye-yes, sir. Wh-wh-what's
tn matter?'
Nothing, only she's developed pal
pitation of the heart trying to catch
'em since they started to rum
Baltimore News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

did march into East Tennessee that Lincoln right the
Union the devoted heart and soul They
food, Clothes shelter and information We found them
educated people but rich the intelligence independence that had
them heritage from Scotch
When the l did lose interest in that mountain
section though until five that found myself again
at Cumberland Gap discussing with friends of education the
regions need of schools Sitting the veanda old santarium
and looking the wonderful spread before
knew that counties that where Kentucky Tennessee and
West Virginia there scfoohoue In the little village
of Cumberland Cap there only 500 inhabitants yet believed
it the best site for institution When Henry Clay used there
to speak, 5000 people focked down the listen 1t
the a population
That conference the piazza the beginning of Lincoln Mem
ora University The aniarm first school building. To
day have sawml planning MILL single mill and brkyad
Last students raised good crops and cult
building dormory girls helped
such group of industrial university depart
ments for teaching practical things deserve the
Last took horseback trip through the mountains and
1t did heart good to the work going forward school
houses of logs and children coming them from miles around
less than and sometimes five the back horse Those
log schoolhoue the feeders of university.
The mountain people degenerate They live hard isolated
lives but they good stock they have magnificent climate
they healthy, sturdy rearing large families living whole
somey of doors To efforts help them they eagerly
They the life bring Them For young who look
for chance to do missionary work there gander chance
the country than to teach the log schoohou of East Tennessee
and carry forward the cause of education in the
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

Gaspit-Yes, I'm a self-made man.
Cynicus-Well, l must say you are
entitled to a great deal of credit for
your charitable act
Gaspit-What charitable act?
Cynicus-Relieving the Lord of the
responsibility.-Chicago Daily News
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

Say, pa" queried little Johnny
Bumpernickle, whats sudden
riches?'"
Sudden riches, my son." replied
the old man, sis something that keeps
man busy lodging the people who
formerly tried to dodge Gin
cinnati Enquirer.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

"All that the country needs in its
financial system is confidence"
We'll" answered Farmer Corn
tossel, Gin that case we're all right.
l was to New York last week an
never see so much confidence, bunco,
ct settery in all my born days.
WASHINGTON Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
Da Cape.

Good night" he said, my little girl;
Good night, I'm going now;
Good night" he pushed the wavy locks
Back from her upturned brow
Good night, good-by; I'm going now"
He turned to go, and then,
He clasped her close. and with a kiss,
Began it all again.
N Y Times
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
Complete External and Internal Treatment

Battle the affected parts Soap cleanse
the surface of and scales the tCkened
without hard rubbing and apply Cuca Ointment freely aay
Reovent cool and cleanse the blood This complete
affords relief permits sleep
and other itching burning and sca humous the skim scalp
and blood and points to speedy and economical when
all other remedies and the best physicians fail As evidence
wonderful curative properties of Cucu Remedies world
wide sale, from
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

did you give that woman two good eggs
for her five cents?" asked the corner grocer
of the new boy. 81 did, sir" You're dis
charged You should have sold her two
bum eggs, so that she'd come back to kick
and give me chance to sell her porter
house steak. Baltimore News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

A five-year-ol maiden named Clytie
Saw a statue of nude Aphrodite.
do you like it?" said l,
Yes" the miss made reply,
"But dess she's fordotten her nightie."
Princeton Tiger.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
Education Among the Mountains of
East Tennessee
By GEN. o. 0. HOWARD, U. s. a.

President Lincoln first called my attention to East
Tennessee. In the course of an interview that had
with him during the Civil War he spread before us
large colored map and said pointing with his lean
forefnger to Cumberland Cap
Couldn't you break through there and seize
Knoxville and relieve the people of those districts !"
shall never forget the expression of Lincolns voice
and the look in his face when he added: They're
loyal there, Gen. Howard; they're loyal there"
Later in the war, when by different route
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
To Make q Happy Home
By MARIE COREIL,L
By MARIE CORBLLI.

Sa her time properly she will find leisure for gossipng
EkS damongerng, .1oping gumblng, "faddng fortunee
ing crystal gazing. Of course she manages" her house
hold merely through paid ouseeepe she be said govern
the establishment ALL The housekper the real and
such position of authority that the lady
scarcely give order without No
the character and disposition the mistress
the she employs and she onored and loved by
tics she ground than the praise attery of
ionabe friends The charm of home depends of entirely
the and of the Stupid
people Preside. Morbid fadd always talking
ing themselves put the fire altogether If asked my
opinion the chief talent gift for making happy home should
hesitation reply "Cheeruness cheerful spirit
always looking the bright SIDE and determined to make the best
everything, is the choicest blessing.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

"This is an elegant piece of en-
broidery work. 1t is over so years
DID,
"Isn't it beautiful! Did you make
it?"-Chicago American.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

Some modern songs would be all right,
And certainly more cheering.
If by some freak of fate they might
Be sung out of our hearing
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
The Secret of Animal Sculpture
BY MISS MELVA B. WILSON,


Success in animal sculpture is largely matter
of sympathy. Within few minutes after l a
horse | know whether not l can model it. An
animal has individuality and just a sculptor must
feel and respond to the personality of human sub
ject, so in dealing with animal good work is i'm
possible unless artist and subject are en- rapport
Like human being, each animal has character
istc poses. Mrs. James l.. Kernochans hunter
Retrbution stands habitualy with one hind leg bent
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

Penfield-Unless you're engaged to
young woman you should never
make her a present of anything last
ing. Give her some flowers, or candy,
Or
Merritt-A copy of the best selling
book of the day.-Town Topics.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

Husband thought you said you
were going to get cheap hat.
Wife, did. It's the trimmings
that are expensive.-Chicago Ameri
can.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
A Nursery Discourtesv.

Mother-Jimmy, what is little sis
ter crying about?
jimmy slapped her cause she
won't ask me what time it is by my
new watch.-Detroit Free Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
The Hon. Mr.. Justice FinlGnOrGS Letter.

81 desire to give my voluntary testimony the beneficial
CuCua Remedies have excess
of uric acid in the blood and since the middle year.
attack Eczema chiefly the scalp face and neck
limb months professional treatment but the
remedies avail and gradually becoming worse
my face dredf dgued and lost nearly all hair last
wife prevailed the Cucura Remedies
athoro trial with the satisfactory results The disease
to disappear and hair commenced again. fresh growth
hair is covering my head and my limb although yet quite cu
gradually improving My wife thinks so highly of remedies that she
has been purchasing them order make
suffering from similar complaints and President Womens
Society," has told the Bible report
her notice when afflicted that remedies
be resored to- ROBERT ISAAC FINNEMORF,
q Snp,cmeC a1t)
lzed
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xand aSoap25 dfheg
sesyihIn
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delaP
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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
Mutual.

The cynic hates the world, and so
Declares with all his vim
He really could not hate it, though.
AS much as it hates him.
Philadelphia Press.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
At the PLAY.

"How do you like the way that fel.
low is doing the part of the villain %
Il don't like his manner of hand
ling a revolver"
What's wrong about that?"
''He ought to shoot the hero with
it."-Chicago Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

A Convertible believes in the doctrine
of nonresistance" Does he?" well. at
any rate, he lets his wife run things. DE
troit Free Press
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
Easier Than HOusecIeaninE,

Samson had just pulled the temple
down on himself.
"You see," he gasped, at will do
away with the spring house clean
ing"
Realizing too late what a great
man he was, the people made haste
to do him reverence.-N. Y. Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
ECZEMA
Psoriasis, Scaled Head, Milk Crust,
letter, Ringworm, etc.
Speedily Permanently and Economically Cured,
when All Else Fails, by
(QtiCura

The agonzng, itching, and burning of the skim as in
eczema the frghtful scaling in psoriasis the loss of
hair and crustng of the scalp, in SCALED head; the
facial dishgurements, in pimpes and rngwom; the
awful suffering of infants, and anxiety of parents
as in milk crust letter and salt rheum,- all demand
remedy of almost superhuman virtues to successfully cope
with them That CutCura Soap Ointment, and Resolvent
such stands proven beyond all doubt No is
made regarding them that is not justified by the strongest
evidence The purity and sweetness the power afford
immediate relief the certainty of speedy and permanent
cure the absolute safety and great economy have made
them the standard skin blood purifiers and humour
remedies of the civilized world
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1903-06-08
Obstructed Road Caused Tragedy.

Cochran. Ga, June 1--(Special BERRY
Foskey shot and killed Ben Holmes. at
the home OF Joshua Harrell. about 4
miles from here, last night. Both men
are prominent farmers Of Pulaski coun-
ty..
There had been a quarrel of long stand
ing about a neighborhood road, running
through the farm OF Holmes, Foskey
had been out riding with Miss Harrell,
and found that some one had put logs
across the road. On his return Fosl1ey
met Holmes in Harrells piazza, and ac-
cused him Of blockading the road
Holmes denied this Holmes insisting
on the charge. Holmes gave Fosl<ey the
lie, whereupon Foskey pulled his pistol
and fired killing Holmes instantly Eos
key then jumped into his buggy drove
off and has not been captured
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1903-06-08
JETT IS To Be TRIED
At JACKSON,
Judge Redwine Charges the Jury at
jackson, Kyle Dwells on the
Many Crimes That have
Been Committed in
Breathitt County.

Jackson, Nv. June 1.--When the resu-
lar term Of circuit court convened with
Judge Red wine on the bench Sheriff Cal
lahan and five deputies were sworn In
The twenty men summoned for the regu-
lar grand jury were called and only nine
responded The other places were filled
by ISLANDERS summoned by Callahan
Judge Redwine, in instructing the grand
jury. said Breathitt county was full Of
crime and has had few convictions He
said;
Il have never believed that homicldes
should be tried by jury from the VI
cinity Of the crime, but 1t is the law
and that must be followed.
There has been but one hanging III
the history Of Breathitt county out Of
the many trials for murder. There are
some cases in this court that [ will not
risk with Breathitt county jury, but
VIII 60 outside for jurors
Judge Redwine undoubtedly referred TO
the Jett and White cases. He made
strong plea for the jury to stop the sell
ing of whisky and carrying of concealed
weapons as well as greater crimes.
There is enough crime in this county
to hold court the year round and then
not convict all amenable to law. This
jury may be called upon to further in
vestigate the cases in which indictments
were found last week by special grand
jury"
The Judge advised the Jurors. especially
In whisky cases. to write out the evidence
OF witnesses and have them sign the tes-
timony and file it with the indictments.
When the petit jurors were called -
responded. and Sheriff Callahan sum
moned two bystanders to complete the
panel
court room by the accidental discharge
of the rifle of a sentry outside the court
house. who was loading his gun prepare
tory to going on duty. The bullet struck
the wall Of the court house without in
turing any one. Colonel Williams inn
mediatey ordered the soldier under ar
rest.
The cases were called in the regular
order ana the charges of Illegal liquor
selling were first taken up The Jett
and White cases come up later
Curtis Jett and Thomas White were
brought into court today by soldiers and
turned over to Sheriff Callahan for tral.
The attorneys on both sides We're pres
ent to consider the appointment OF an
other eIsor for this term of court, as
Sheriff Callahan does not want to act
and the term of Ellison Charles j. Little
expired with the special term Of court
Saturday night.
Court reconvened at 80 p. M. Com
monwealth Attorney, Byfd STATED tnat
he and the defense had failed TO agree
on another elisor in the Jett ana w mite
cases and notified the court that he
would file a petition to have the cases
passed until tomorrow WhcR was uone,
Curtis Jett was arraigned on the charge
of numbering James Cockrill. His case
was also passed till tomorrow when
change Of venue will be asked.