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The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
The Gospel of Must.

There is work in the world for the tol!er
dreamer
And the work that's at hand is the
work he should do:
And whether the toiler's mechanic or
The. result is the. crystallized thing
that he knew
Let the thing be a good thing the world
If bad tbs "a pity the tools did not rust.
Good. bad or Indifferent, man is the
debtor
$50 he'll tell you at times) of the Cos
pei of Must.
81 just had to do it, cries weak-knecd
offender
'Gainst morality's laws. when he's called
to account.
81 had to!' the borrower says to the
lender
So do Instances rise-thcre are any
amount. a
Cruelsfate is most kind in providing ex-
CuSeS
For weak, foolish men who lie prono
in the dust
And while helping the wicked and fool
ish. traduces
OF Must.
The wise man must give of his wisdom
to many,
The man with great gifts always must
pass them on.
The good man forbears doing evil to
any
Always must do what's right. and bid
evil besone.
Grim necessity cruelty tries every fellow
Who walks meath her banner. All.
heartless her thrust
You must do right wrong! You must
be red or yellow.
So the weaklngs are killed by the Cos
pei of Must!
-Pittsburg Dispatch
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
Coins for the Philippines.

bne more phase in the substitution
oil American methods. ideas and GUS
toms. both soci.l and commercial, in
the Philippine Islands, is about to be
reached The insular government has
been ordered to prepare for the calling
in of Spanish and Mexican coins now
in use, and be In readiness to put in
circulation a vast quantity of Ameri-
can coined money. A small quantity of
silver coins of large denominations are
now on their way to Manila via San
Francisco but from New York will go
nearly 100000 in nickel and bronze
coins. They will be sent to the far
East on the Indramayo. The coins are
packed in 5S3 kegs. The total number
of coins constitutes 13,740,000 pieces.
Their value is $3O6 600 All were coined
at the mint in Philadelphia. Their
weight is estimated at seventy tons.
Denver News.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
County Exhibits at State Fair.

- is very important that this county
Nfepresented at the State Fair to be
held at Pueblo, September 14th to
18th. The county commissioners are
empowered by law to appropriate the
sum of $500 for the purpose of making
creditable exhibit at the State Fair
and power is also granted to appoint
a proper person to take charge of such
exhibit and see that same is properly
displayed at the fair
Every one is urged to prepare their
exhibits at once as 1t is only short
time till the big fair opens.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
Definition Of a Skeleton

Children often have ideas that are
correct enough in themselves, but their
lack of language with which to express
those ideas sometimes causes a laugh.
Some days ago two little fellows of
seven and eight years heard older peo-
pie speaking of skeletons. The seven
year-old boy listened intently to the
conversation. when the elder boy, with
an air of superior knowledge, said alb
ruptly:
'You don't know what skeleton is,
and l do"
so do ~" replied the younger 81
do know. l know for certain, | dol"
well now. what is it?''
Its the bones with the people off. !"
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
WAS THIS DOCTOR A ouAcks
Cured a Patient of a HalIucination by
Clever Trick,


We recall the case Of an unhappy
wretch who came to Washington some
years ago imploring the doctors to re-
lieve him of a snake which he said
he had swallowed while drinking at
spring and which, as he violently de-
clared, was devouring the coat Of his
stomach. One by one the learned gen.
tlemen examined him, satisfied them
selves that there was no snake-as,
indeed, there was not-and sent him
away with the solemn assurance that
he need not worry about it any more.
He continued to worry, however.
and when at last he found a physician
who cared more about results than
etiquette he was on the verge Of
actual insanity. This great physician
soon perceived that he had to deal
with hallucination, not snake, and
proceeded accordingly. He employed
colored citizen and tin bucket
Two hours in Rock Creek park brought
forth a garter snake of small size but
great activity. and an earnest and in
Gustrious emetic did the rest. The
victim saw the snake wriggling in
the bucket and went home happy. 1t
is part of the history Of that period.
however, that the physician who
achieved the cure was loudly de-
nounced as an outlaw, and consigned
to everlasting odium for unprofes-
sional conduct.
| We never heard that he lost the
confidence of the public on that ac-
count, however, and as the fame and
the fortunes of medical men are made
! by their practical achievements and
not by the approval of their fellow
doctors we rather think he profited in
the end.-Washington Post
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
His Debt to the Bible.

A frivolous visitor to the Fill islands
said to Fijian chief: at is really a
pity you have been so foolish az to
listen to these missionaries. No one
nowadays believes in the Bible" Tho
chiefs eyes flashed as he said: do
YOU see that stone? There we killed
our victims. Do you see that oven?
There we roasted their bodies for our
feasts. If it hadn't been for the mis-
sionaries and the Bible you would
have met the same fate"
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
PLAYED DEAF AND DUMB
But Even Then the Lswysr Did No,
Get Silent Shave

Get Silent shave
Experiments don't always terminate
as expected" said t2assau street law
yer. This morning went to a
strange barber shop, and for the pur-
pose of heading off conversation I
played deaf and dumb. AS entered
l put my fingers to work and went
through the motion of shaving with an
affirmative shake of the head; gave
the negative shake as made the hair
cutting motions, shampooing gestures,
shoeblacking actions and application
OF hair tonic passes.
Two idle BARRIERS bowed in recog-
milton OF understanding me, and took
positions at their chairs, waiting for
me to make my selection, which | did
by dropping into the first one.
That fellow looks daffy as we'll
as dumb said the barber who wasn't
putting soap in my mouth
guess he's all right answered
the one who was rubbing in all the
lather on one spot. These dummies
always do act queer
''I bet he is too mean to give you a
tip
He looks It,, answered the shaver
He will be bald headed lobster in
side of six months. 1t looks as though
his wife had been playing ping-pong on
his head
Sell him some hair tonic replied
the other. 4 will write and ask him
il he wants it.
"Tll be hanged if you do!' I cried
out. Go on with the shave, and let me
get out Of this.
THE shave was completed-after a
fashion, and there wasn't word spok-
en- during the rest of the process. The
tip was forgotten.-New York Herald.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
Man-Roping Contest.

Indian races. dances. games. cere-
monies and pipe smoking on Frontier
days at Cheyenne. Wyoming, August
25th, 26th and 9th. Bucking and
pitching contests. roping steers. man
roping. The whole field and track a
seething vortex of whirling horses and
eptangling ropes-wild horses, trained
q ponies and enthusiastic and inter
ested spectators are mixed up in one
vast animated and deeply fascinating
picture. Masque balls each night.
Nothing like 1t ever before witnessed
For this great western celebration
the Union Pacific has made rate of
81 for the round trip from Denver,
August 9th only, return same day:
SO August oath. 25th and 26th, good to
return until August 2Sth.
Special trains August 2Gth and 9th.
You ought to read the program.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

by local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF the ear. There is only one way
TO cure deafness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an inhnmed con-
diton OF the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube is inhamed you have n rumblng
sound or imperfect hearing and when it is entirely
closed deafness is the result and unless the in
hammaon can be taken out and this tube restored
to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine out of ten are caused by ca
tarrh. which is nothing but an inhamed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
We will givs One Hundred Dollars for any case
of Deafness caused by catarrh) that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars.
free. i. J. CHENEY Co., Ioleoo. ".
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills the best
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
Triumph in Teeth.

A Moscow dentist has invented a
system whereby false teeth can be
made to grow into the gums as firmly
as natural ones. After few months
use it is just as hard to extract them as
1t is to djslodge the genuine molar
made on the premises. Soon. possibly
this tooth grating Muscovite will
achieve. suggests the London Globe,
that giddiest height to which the den
tist can soar. the manufacture of false
teeth that ache.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

MISS NELLIE CURTAIN. 6+6 Pearl
4SA street. ST. Paul. Mimi. head sales
woman in department store writes:
"Ihave charge of q department In q
dry goods Store, and after standing
tho larger pan of the day, would go
home with dull ache, generally
through my entire body. ! used Pc.
runs snd feel so much better that I
walk to and from the Store now. !
know Peruna to be the best medicine
on the market for the diseases peculiar
to women. ."-Miss Nellie Curtain.
Nothing is so weakening to the human
system as the constant loss of mucus.
Catarrhal inflammation of the mucus
membrane produces an excessive forma-
ton of mucus. Whether the mucus mem
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
Discourtesy

Madge-He tried to kiss me, al
though we are not engaged. Dolly
What made him think he could do it?
Madge-I suppose it was because he
had oeen in the habit of calling on
you-Judge.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

The woman who has the most talked
about clothesline in town cand stand a
good deal of unhappiness without get
ting discouraged
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
First Come. First Served.

We would rather sell our fine San
Luis valley lands to Colorado farmers
Best water rights, fertile soil. low
prices, easy terms. If easterners come
first-and they're coming fast-we will
sell to them, of course. Send for our
new booklet and see what you're miss
ing. The Colorado Bureau of Immigra-
ton, GIG Majestic Bldg, Denver, Colo.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
Shame!

When a mans foot gets tangled up
with a woman's under the table and
she gets mad about it, you can make
her madder by pretending you thought
II was somebody else.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

There is no use crying over split
milk The milkman probably watered
1t sufficiently before you bought 1t.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
,nslst on Getting II.

Rome erocers say they don't keep Do
Nance Starch because they have stock In
hand OF laez brands, which they know
cannot be sold to customer who has one
used the 16 OF. pkg. Defiance stsrch iof
BAm0 money.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
When Your Grocer saxa

he does not have Defiance Starch. you may
be sure he is afraid to keep IT until his
stock Of l2 CT. packages are sold. Defiance
Starch Ia not only better than any other
Cold Water Starch, but contains 10 oz to
tho package and sells for same money - l2
o& brands.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

How do you account for the fact
that so many widows lead bachelors to
the marriage altar" asked the youth.
That's an easy one," replied the sage.
"They have been there before and
know the way"
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

A back country paper says: "A mad
dog bit Major Konk on the left leg re-
Gently. 1t was a sad happening, but
the dog is slowly recovering
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

.lT4 Cured. NO ITS tr aftoi
kr.t days use of DR.. Kline Great Nerve Rsstorer
send for FREE Sl.OO trial pottls and treauss
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

Reginald have changed my mind since
Yesterday Minnie-Let me congratulate
you; I'm sure you've made a bargain.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

brane be located in the head or pelvic
organs, the discharge of mucus is sure to
occur.
This discharge OF mucus constitutes q
weakening drain: the system cannot long
withstand the loss of mucus. hence it is that
women afflicted with catarrhal affections of
the pelvic organs feel tired and languid.
with weak back and throbbing brain. A
course of Peruna is sure to restore health
by cutting off the weakening drain Of tho
daily loss of mucus.
An Admirable Tonic.
Congressman Mark II. Dunnell. National
Hotel, Washington. d. c.. writes
Your Peruna being used by myself and
many of my friends and acquaintances not
only as cure for catarrh but also as an
admirable tonic for physical recuperation.
gladly recommend it to all persons re-
quring such remedies. Mark H. Dunnell.
If you do not derive prompt and satistac-
tory results from the use of Peruna, write
at once to DR.. Hartman giving full state
ment of your case and he will be pleased to
give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF Tho
Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, Ohio.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

Berlin professor has discovered that
seven out of ten girls who take piano les
sons are attacked by nervous affections.
1t was long ago discovered that people
who have to listen to them fall a prey 20
nervous prostrat ton.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

Mixem-I say, Swiggs, won't you
join us on a fishing trip next week
Swiggs-Sorry. old man. but you'll
have to count me out. I've quit drink
ing.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

Little Hiram-Grandpa. did you see
the two-tailed comet? Farmer Bum
percrop-No; b'jings! l been so busy
harvestin' didn't even git ter see the
circus, let alone the side shows.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

= William Tell had just shot the apple
from his sons head.-''It was green, ne
exclaimed nervously. and l had TO 90
something quick before the boy ATE II.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

The mildest TOBACCO that Erows 10 used
in the makeup OF Baxter's BullheAd +
cent cigar Try one and see.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

We are approa ching the open season for
mistaking persons for deer. elk and bears.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

The secret OF the popularity of Baxters
"Bullhead" scent cigar is revealed In one
word-"Quality."
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

This is the season of the year when
boy takes more delight in stealing one
in eating two fine. luscious ones that have
been given him.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

She-what do they call the man who
seems II act as judge in the baseball
game? Held hate to tell you some OF
the things they call him.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

If YOU have smoked a Bullhead scent
Cigar you know how good they are: II
you have not. better try one.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

The man who carefully shuts the doc
in August will be sure to leave 1t wild
open In December.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

Mry. winslow's Soothing syrup
For children teething softens the gums reduces In
na:umaton, allsys pain. wind collie 2ac bottle
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

FALL TERM OF CENTRAL BUSINESS
COLLEGE of DENVER opens Sept. 1st. Courses:
bookkeeping. Shorthand and Telegraphy.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
THE UNIVERSITY Of N0TRE DAME,
Sir. MARY'8 ACADEMY
NOTRE DAME, INDIANA

NOIHE OAME, INDIANA
One Mile West Of Notre Dame University.
Most beautifully and heslthfully located. Conducted
by the Sisters of the Holy Cross. Chartered 1855 En-
Toying a national patronage. Thorough English
Classical, Scientific and Commercial Courses, ad-
lesiate Degrees. Preparatory Department trains
pupils for regular, special or collegiate courses
PHYSICAL laboratory well equipped
The Conservatory of Music is conducted on plans
of the best Conservatories. The Art Department Is
modelled after leading Art Schools. Minim Depart
ment for children under twelve years. Physical
Culture under direction of graduate of DIR. Sargents
Normal School of Physical Training.
The best modern educational advantages for fitting
young women for lives of usefulness. The constant
growth OF the Academy has again ncccssltated the
erection of additional nne buildings with latest
Hygienc equipments. Moderate cost New school
year begins September sth. Mention this paper.
For catalogue and special Information apply to
The Directress Of ST. MARY'S ACADEMY,
kotre Dame, Indiana.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

''Why did you throw that mattress
stufting In the hog trough" That's not
mattress stuhng; It's the lirtest thing in
breakfast foods.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

More Flexible and Lasting,
won't shake out or blow out; by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better result.
than possible with any other brand and
one third more for same money.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
Why Il 10 tho Best

Hay fever doesn't necessarily make {
man farmer
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

"Theres a hole in the bottom of the
sea That is to say. scientists declare
that the bottom of the Caspian sea is
gradually falling.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-Mrs THos RobbiNs'
Mamie Street. Norwich. N. Y. Feb II. 1900.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

She-Do you remember before we were
married. dear He-Why. It's among my
happiest recollections.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

Although the hen is not immortal 1t
may be truly said that her son never
sets,
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

'1t beats ALI how good a cigar you can
buy for cents 4 you buy the right brand
II a "Bullhead.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21
Those Who Have TrIed It

wM use no other. Defiance Cold Water
Starch has no equal in Quantity or Quail
ity-l6 OF. for 10 cents. Other brands con-
tain only 10 OF.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

Stops the Cough and
Works on the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Price 25c.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

Why Il 70 tho bebt
Il because made by an entirely different
process. Defiance Starch IL unlike any
other, better and ons-third more for 10
cAptS
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

1t is working the bellows that makes
the organ below.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

Smoke Bakers "Bullhead" scent cigar
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21

A smile of satlsra ction goes with one Of
Bakers "Bullhead" scent cigars.
The Springfield herald., 1903-08-21


Supreme Court, April 80, 1902, for
forgery in connection with notes pur-
porting to have been indorsed by Cecil
Rhodes, has been liberated from prison
and has started for England.
At Carthage. Missouri, August s, a
wind storm before daylight destroyed
thousands of dollars worth of fruits
and shade trees and caused more or less
damage to small buildings and mining
property in the town and at Jasper
Lamar and Seneca, taking in three
counties along the Kansas line.
The Photographers national con-
vention, at Indianapolis, approved the
plan for bulding a national salon at
Winona 1t will be the first undertake
ing of it's kind III the world. 1t was
decided to postpone for one year the
acceptance of Sheadman's new actinic
light unit as universal standard.
The contract for the magnificent
new terminal for all the steam rail
roads now entering Washington has
been let. and actual construction will
soon begin. The award represents up
ward of 80 900, 900, and is for that part
of the work which the officials of the
Baltimore and Ohio company will SUI
pervise.
The manufacturers of Chattanooga
have been notified by the railroads that
beginning September 1st there will be
an increase on all freight consigned to
the Pacific states. the advance to be
equal to the rate between all southern
points and the Mississippi river. The
increased rates will affect all shippers
south of the Ohio and east of the Mis-
sissippi rivers. The same increase will
apply to goods received from San
Francisco.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-16
Verdict 10 the Case Of P, J, DAILY vs.
John J, DAY.
WAS NO CAUSE OF ACTION.
Case Was Submitted at ~ O'Clock,
Soon-In Fivs Minutes the Yer.
diet was Returned.

II took the jury just FIVE minutes to
reach a verdict In the case of 2. j.
DAILY, the lawyer vs. John J, DAILY the
mining man, which has been on trial
In Judge Stewards court for the past
two days. The verdict is as follows.
we find the issues in favor Of de-.
fendant--no cause OF action"
The suit was brought to recover 5000
alleged to be due for legal services
rendered for defendant In securing GER
tain papers and pictures from a man
named Moore. the former husband OF
Mrs. j. j. Daily, and in examining tho
divorce records TO ascertain as to
whether Or not there We're any irreg-
ularities In the decree Of divorce OBJ
tained by Mrs. DAILY against the man
Moore Mr.. DAILY, the defendant.
claimed that the entire transaction was
a Matchmaking scheme, and refused TO
pay a cent.
The case wos argued this morning
and submitted to the jury al ~ O'Clock
Five minutes later the jury returned
with q verdict in favor OF defendant.
only one ballot was taken, and when
the jury was poled II was found that
the verdict was unanimous
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-16
SPIKE ann RAIL.

The Cleveland Grays are due to ar.
rive w salt Lake IN their famous
special train tomorrow Frank Groes-
beck will accompany them to Denver
Il Is announced tina THE Union Pa.
cihC viii build "a ten.stall roundhouse at
Green River and make other improve
ments,
The sherman and Granger gravel pits
~ the Union Pacific have been opened
for the season The decomposed gran
lie VIII be. used on balastlng the road
bed In Kansas and Nebraska.
The Christian Endeavor excursion
under the pilotage of Chief Clerk
IInntsberger went down to SPRING
vile 1870 strong this morning.
The truckmet. warehouse employees
end baggage men Of the Rio Gande
here have received an advance In wages
Of from 10 to Is per cent.
Eight navy recruits left for san
Francisco this morning over the Ore
son Short Line.
Assistant General Traffic Manager S.
~. Babcock Of the Rio Grande IS ex
recied 20 return from Denver tomor-
low morning.
The gang OF rs tracklayers on the
Sallna cut .on started TO work on Wed
nesday and Is now laying steel at the
rate OF mile 6 day
The Rio Grande time tables have at
last arrived after a famine extending
for over a month.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-16

recognize him or talk to him, and that
the father went away apparently salts.
lied.
Last Tuesday Mrs. Marine. the
mother came to see the patient, he was
again suffering from mania and she
was told that II would do no good for
her to see him; but the doctor became
aware that she thought the son might
be dead, and as soon as ne learned that
he had the patient brought down from
the ward and the mother saw him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-05-16
COUNTY SCHOOL CONTESTS,
Winners Are Bertha Kunzler, Heber
Bennlon, Hazel Flynn and Ethel Snow.

Grammar grade oratorical and essay
contests between students Of the coun-
~ schools were held at Murray and
Sandy last night The schools Of the
north end Of the county held their
contest at Murray. and the south end
hello theirs at Sandy Both contests
were well attended and were very close
and interesting. AZ Murray, Bertha
ISunzler, Of Farmers, won the essay
contest, and Heber Bennion. Of Taylors-
vile, was the winner in the oratorical
contest AZ Sandy. Hazel Flynn, Of
East Jordan, won the essay contestant
Ethel Snow, Of Draper, won the orator
loal contest
The winners Of these contests will
meet IN final contest at the commence
ment exercises OF the county schools az
the Salt Lake Theater on June !, 10
decide as to who IL entitled to the
honors OF the county schools