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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
Helped Out.

Chicago Tribune.
Tho literary editors assistant dipped her pen
in the ink again, but still hesitated.
What Is the name Of that famous woman
novelist that has written SO many books? ?" she
asked.
dc you mean George Sand?' said the literary
editor.
mo, but that helps me out" she rejoined,
writing away busily. II was trying to think of
Bertha NJ. Clay
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
A Joyous Time at GuiIford.


Lawrenceburg Press.
The W.. c.. T. u. measuring social proved
a very enjoyable affair. w. F. Wards par
lor was well filled with a merry company
which measured up TO a high standard and
enjoyed the programme in full measure.
Hearts beat to the joyous measure of
sweet music, and happy voices sang in
tuneful measure. Lemonade without meas
ure was served out in the beautiful NOON
light, and the company separated wishing
unreasonable success to the w. c. T. u.
The union feels unmeasured gratitude to
those outsiders who contributed to the ems
joyment of the evening.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

The return of the teachers from their
summer vacations and the presence in the
city of a large body of Methodist ministers
make a distinctly d~iscernible difference in
the personnel of the crowds on the streets.
Members of these two professions wear the
badge of their respective callings in spite
of themselves.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

Senator Hoar is. of course. correct in his
statement that deportation OF the negroes
IL an utterly impractical suggestion for the
solution of our race troubles. Common la
Dor and domestic labor are scarce enough
in the United States under present condi-
TONS The solution lies in the better edu-
cation OF both races. II is from ignorance
and prejudice on both sides that all the
trouble arises.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
Always Posted.

Boston Transcript.
Wolfe-I suppose you keep a watch on the stock
quotations to see which are going up and which
are coming down?
Lambe-No; 1 don't have to. The ones I have
always go down and the ones 1 don't have invari-
ably go up.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
No Advantage to Her.

Chicago Post.
Are you training your daughters in the house
hold arts? ?"
NO. What's the use? Jest as soon as 1 got
enc of them trained SOS she could help me some
man would come along an marry her. An men
are havin' it too easy these days. anyhow"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

The ordinary rules of international comfy
do not admit of the organization OF armed
bodies I'm one country to fight against an
other country with which 1t is not at war.
II there is any truth in the stories of or
ganizing and arming companies in Chicago
and New York TO fight under the banner of
the Macedonian insurgents the government
agencies will probably prevent their de-
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

A resident of Chester. Pa, is likely to
lose a leg because a fat woman trampled
his toe at Atlantic City and gangrene has
set in. 1t was inevitable that something
dreadful would result from the excessive
number of fat women permitted to roam at
large on the beach of this celebrated re-
sort
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
III last three weeks,

Misrepresentation of government funds is
a serious thing. The late attaches of the
Postoffice Department at Washington and
the officials in Indian Territory who are
under indictment for dishonest practices
will read of the sentence imposed on the
customs officers in the Philippines with a
degree of uneasiness.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

A Berlin paper. the German military or
gan. compliments General Miles for his re-
forms in army organization. n says 1.-The
development OF the new order of things will
be watched here with much interest," Gen.
eral Miles had nothing to do with the new
army organization bill except to oppose it.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

wearies that part of the public
which hates hypocrisy is the prstense of the
Reach organs that they really want re-
form. WHAT they are trying to do is to
beat the Republican city ticket and elect
the h-Holtzman gang. which doesn't
mean reform by any manner OF means.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

Baltimore American.
Policeman-Ha! / have caught you this time.
You have a revolver in your hand and you were
skuIkins behind that building. Evidently YOU
were lying In wait for some one. Tell me the
truth!
Desperate Man-You are right. arfcer. l was
a-layin' fer q Teller. I dono who . was. but
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

The suggestion that II the State of Pana-
ma should revolt on the canal question the
United States would give its aid and comfort
IN order to secure good terms for the canal
should not be entertained for a moment.
We want the canal. but we cannot afford to
obtain II at the cost OF sacrificing national
honor o. playing . ~treacherous part towards
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

The Adams county authorities will doubt
less vigorously handle the case of the per-
sons that dynamited the house of an editor
ut Berne because he has been active in the
cause Of temperance. The case is one where
detection should not be particularly diff
fcuIt
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

That was an interesting talk between
Congressman Fowler and a Chicago banker
at the South Bend meeting, and the tanker
had the best OF II. ON Mr.. Fowler's main
proposition, which he Travelled several hun
dred mites to exploit at the meeting. there
was probably not a man in the audience
that agreed with MIN.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

1t appears that the largest contingent
of state soldiery at the maneuvers at West
Point. KY. viii be from Indiana, and In
diana Is very properly honored with a
brigade m 1t is to be hoped that
the Indiana troops will acquit themselves
as well in this make-believe war as they
have always done in actual service.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
Locust Grove Event.

Madison Courier.
Mrs. Shepherd called on Mrs. William
Jefferies one evening last week.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
His Own Make.

Philadelphia Press.
Ascum-I suppose everything young Machines
has was left to him by his father.
Newitt-Well, yes, all but his name. which he
made for himself. The nam his father gave him
was 'McGinnis."
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

The local Democratic organ gravely as
sures Its readers that much unfavorable
comment followed Mayor Bookwalter's
speech" The survivors of the Taggart re-
gime refuse to be comforted.@
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

The mayor hits hard when he strikes
out and does not spare the self-elected
elect.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
Boom I'm Business.

Montezuma News.
Jesse Howell is putting up a building on
the Bipus corner south of Marblestone's
store. Jesse will stock up with everything
usually found In a frst-class peanut stand.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
Sometimes the Way.

When the Offices Look for the men
And seek them with spirit and dash,
II happens nine times out Of ten
The men have ran off with the cash,
Atlanta Constitution.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
Ode to Shakespeare.

They say you're immortal;
They say it with reason.
For still you endure,
Though you're murdered each season.
Washington Star.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

Perhaps the magnetic pole Peary has been
wasting all this time and money looking
for is situated at Skagway. 1t would not be
the first scientific theory to be overthrow
by experience.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

When a man receives a knock-down blow
between the eyes 1t requires a good deal of
self-assurance TO characterize Ii as weak
and vaciIlating." as Mr.. Reach does Mayor
Bookwalter's speech.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

e was a-comin' up tn street whistlin' "Hia-
wather," an / was a-goin'-
P~oliceman-Shake, oil man. Which way did
you say ne was comm? Let's lay down here an
wait fer i'm t'gether.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

II there has been any truth I'm the stories
Of public gambling it ought to be easy for
the newspaper that printed them to win
fer charity the mayors hundred-dollar
prize.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

The Sultan of Turkey has engaged an
American press agent. Does this portend
that Abdul is preparing to go On the stage
If he loses his present job?
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
THE HUMORISTS.
Not n Near Relative.

New York Times.
H~lda-Haven't I heard that you and Mrs.
MiIlicnst are relatives?
Reggie might be called her husband twice
rrmoyed.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
BANK CLEARINGs DECREASED.
Labor Day Celebration Affected Nearly
All hanks I'm the Country.

NEW YORK. Sept. 1.-THE following table.
compiled by Bradstreet. shows the bank clearings
at the principal cities for the week ended Sept
10, with the percentage of increase and decrease
as compared with the corresponding week last
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

1t is with visible and painful effort that
the News works itself up to a point where
it can reply in it's feeble way to Mayor
BOokWalter.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

The Buffalo Express wants to know what
has become Of the game of ping pong. 1t
seems to have suffered the same fate as
the Democratic marty.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
A Seem" Indeed.

Washington Gazette.
t. G.. Kinnaman. who lives on the Harris
farm near Hyatts, left US a melon this
morning that weighed sixty-six pounds,
down weight. 1t is of the cob gem variety
and Is an extra large one.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

There must be something wrong with the
famous French quarantine system when the
plague can creep in at such a port as Mar
eaiIraS
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

The Toledo ball team has been generously
bad this season.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
GLEANINGs FROM STATE PRESS

From the Mecca Correspondent.
Montezuma News.
Several Of our citizens have the chills
this week.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
On Upper Bear Creek.

North Vernon Republican.
Last week all the go seemed to be making
grape butter and picking grapes.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12
Welcome Visitor.
Washington Times.

Washington Times.
j. HI. Han. one of our cash-in-advance
subscribers, called yesterday and divided
wealth with us.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

If Mr.. Bryan doesn't watch out some one
will be calling him a redisorganizer.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

Elkhart Review.
The Cider and Jell Works Is putting in
extra time.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

DENVER. Col.-Louthain & Jackson. Fifteenth
and Lawrence streets, and A Smith, 1607
Champa street.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

WASHINGTON. D. r House, Ebbi
House. Fairfax Hotel. Willard Hotel.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-09-12

LOrISvILLE-C I. Deering, northwest corner
Of Third and Jefferson streets. and Bluefeld
Bros. az West Market street.
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DAYTON. OIL. V. wnkie. 80 South jefferson
street.
COLUMBUS. C.-yiaduct News stand. ESQ High
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JHE indianapolis JeU2Nal NEWSPAPER co.
Indianapolis. Ind.


Can be found at the following places:
NEW YORK-Astor House.
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CHIcAGO-Palmer House, Auditorium Annex
Hotel. Dearborn Station News Stand.
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clNcINNATI-J. r. Hawiey & Co.. Arcade.
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TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.

Telephone Calls cola and New.
Office. .23s Editorial Rooms....s6
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-24

Hunters licenses in the state OF
Washington expire January l. A license
is not good year after date, but only
to the end Of the calendar year. Those
who take out new licenses will not have
the privilege OF shooting much game for
several months after the first Of January
except in the case Of water fowl. The
deer season closed December Is. The
season for elk, moose, mountain goats.
etc., closed November / for grouse,
November 15. Water fowl may be shot
as late as March |. The fund from the
sale of licenses is turned toward the en-
forcement of the game laws; and Game
Warden Robert M. Ballou, for Klickitat
county has taken care to see that the
law has been we'll observed, several
parties having been brought up roundly
for violation OF its provisions.
The Winchester, KY, Sentinel boasts
of little girl not yet four years old, Eva
Morgensen, who does half the milking
for the family. Here in Oregon, owing
to our climate, the average kid, when
week old, does all the milking for the
family. Maybe though, little Eva is
half of pair, and not weaned.-Salem
Journal
The Women of Woodcraft and Wood
men Of the World are preparing for a
joint installation of officers New Years
night, in X. of P. hall, with a good pro
gramme and l3o plates on the tables.
All members are r-luested to respond
to the call OF the arrangement commit
tee.
Mrs. G. ]. O'Connell of Helena, Mon
tana, with her two children is spending
the holidays with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Joseph Hammeral Of Hood River.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-24

Pure Lard.-We are selling our pure
kettle-rendered lard as cheap as you can
buy any other brand Of lard in town.
We manufacture our own lard; it is
made from pure hog fat and is not
steamed as most of the lard put up by
large packing houses. We have all the
modern contrivances for putting up first
class lard and will guarantee every
bucket. Five pound buckets, 75c; los,
$1.45. MAYES BROS.
Two hundred acres, nearly level, A /
fruit land, Z miles from town, easily
cleared, on county road, near school. A
frst-class investment for you. Price,
500 per acre.. Terms Geo. D. Cul-
bertson 4 Co.
Twenty acres unimproved land one
mile from town, ,all under irrigation, well
suited for orchard and poultry farm,
good soil, on county road. A good bar
gain. Price $3.50. Geo. D. Culbertson
4 Co.
Wood for Sale.--I have six or seven
cords of oak wood, now under cover, to
sell on the ground. The wood is oppo-
site William Kennedy's place, East Side.
0. A. NOBLE.
Subscribe for the Glacier-then sub
scribe for the 0regonian and get all the
news--delivered daily TO your house for
S5c per month including Sunday, Csc
without Sunday. GEO. |. SLOCOM,
Agent.
When you read the Oregonian you
get the news up to O'Clock Of the day
you get the paper. Subscribe for it and
keep posted. GEO. l. SLOCOM, Agent.
Diamonds at prices lower than you
can get them anywhere. All stones
guaranteed by the diamond cutter, also
by Clarke, the jeweler.
One 5-acre and one l0-acre clearing
land contract to let. Inquire OF John
Leland Henderson.
Go to Stuart's for hot waffles, maple
syrup and coffee, chocolate and cake.
Short orders speciality.
Toke Point, Eastern and Olympian
oysters in bulk or served any style at
Stuart's confectionery.
A full line of ladies'a and gents watches
f,r the Christmas trade just received by
Clarke, the jeweler.
The best of everything in the jewelry
line at the lowest prices. Clarke, the
jeweler
See the vegetable display at Hol-
mans on the hill-fnest pickles in
town.
Cranberries and mineemeat for your
Christmas dinner at Holman's.
Turkeys and chickens for Christmas
at Holman's.
Twelve acres, three acres planted in
apples, young, excellent orchard land,
all irrigated and fenced, on county road,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-24
BRIEF LOCAL MATTERS.
Notary Public done by Barnes.

Notary Public done by Barnes.
We can fill your orders for chicken at
the Central Market.
For Sale-The G alligan farm. Apply
to ]. L. Henderson.
Use Williams anti-septic hair tonic
and keep off gray hairs.
You can get highest market price for
your eggs at Central Market.
Barnes, the real estate man, has a
competent stenographer in his office.
We carry full line Of groceries, flour
and feed Bone 4 Mcdonald,
We are paying cash for vegetables and
fruit at the Central market.
For watches, clocks and jewellery at
the lowest possible prices see Clarke, the
Barnes collects rent, pays taxes, draws
up transfer papers and writes insurance.
Don't pay rent See Barnes, the real
estate man and have a home of your
own.
For Sale-L. j. Mulkins' place, adj
Joining Lyman Smith price $4,000. APP
ply to J. L. Henderson.
Two hundred to s. 600 to loan on real
estate. II your security is good your
money is ready. Prather Investment Co.
Barnes, the real estate man, has for
sale one Of tile best stock ranches in
Sherman county.
For spring wagons, bugges, harrows,
cultivators, pumps, etc, 90 to McDon-
aid 4 Heinrich.
Bone & Mcdonald will deliver powder
on Saturday Of each week. Place your
order with them.
If you want to file on timber land
homesteads, call on George T. Prather,
U s. Commissioner, district of Oregon.
For Rent-For term of 10 years, the
two lots on State street, back of Bart
mess and the Paris Fair. Apply to j.
l.. Henderson.
For Sale-The so acre strawberry farm
owned by A. +. Lake and others, on
west side. Price $4,000 All in straw
berries in their prime. A good oppor-
tunity for several buyers to go in to-
gether and each secure part Must
all be sold at once. Terms half or more
cash. For sale by John l.. Henderson.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-24

house to be built on his lots in Blowers
addition and Hood River carpenters are
now figuring on the same. This looks
like the Bateham family may be expect
ed home soon. On the other hand Mrs.
Bateham has applied for and received
letters withdrawing from the Congrega-
tional church Of Hood River to be ad-
mitted to church of the same denomi-
nation in Painesville. This looks like
the Bate hams intend to remain in Ohio.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-24
Christmas With the Churches.
CoNGREGATIONAL CHURCH.

A Christmas cantata, entitled "Wait-
ing for Santa Claus" will be rendered
at the Congregational church on Christ
mas eve fThursday), at 7..90 o'clock.
The workers of the Sunday school have
given earnest attention TO an appropri-
ate and attractive presentation of this
Christmas cantata. Following is the
cast of characters:
Mr.. Goodheart. Sunday School Supt
A. G. Staten.
Mr.. Mason Sunday School Teacher
A. w. Onthank.
Mr.. Mr. JpS'A' Joy, Sunday School visitors
Paul Trieber, Harold Hershner.
Mary, Pauline, Martha, Sunshine.
........... Sunday School scholars
Eleanor Coe, Grace Prather, Georgia
Prather, Frances Bragg.
Maggie .... Destitute S. S. scholar
Florence Brosius
Robbie ............. Telegraph Boy
Donald 0nthank.
Sv.tla' N;' ............M Melodine Sisters
Emma Miller, Leila Hershner.
KGmo' Kimos. .~... Napsedam vocalists
Estey Brosius, Teddy Button.
Santa Claus.
A Christmas tree will be in position,
bearing presents for Sunday school
scholars and children, and also will re-
ceive such presents as parents, mutual
friends, &C., may desire to make. A
committee will be in waiting on Thurs
H.. 20 raoai an ,,raOaufe The 1nllia l.
invited to attend these Christmas ex-
ercises.
UNITARIAN CHURCH.
Next Sunday the people of Hood
River will he given rare musical treat.
For the past month the members ofthe
choir have been rehearsing for this
choice programme under the direction
off. f. Dunbar. Miss Clark of New
York city has been engaged for this
service. The following programme
will be rendered:
Voluntary, Weigenlied Mendelssohn
Solo, Bring Palms ..............F Faure
With full chorus.
Solo, selected ............M Miss Clark
Violin solo, selected ......A. /. Evans
Chorus, Calm on the Listening Ear
Of Night ht..............J. A. Parkes
Choir.
Offertory-Solo (by requesn The
Holy City ...-.......J. r. Dunbar
The following members compose the
choir: Mrs. Butler, Ethel Entrican,
Mrs Rand, Mrs. NaSmythe, Mrs Knapp,
Mrs. Mcclure, Geo. I Slocom. Louis
Henderson, Herbert Entrican, DR.. Jen-
kins, Chester Jury, J. f. Dunbar, d.
rector; Miss Anne Smith, organist; A.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1903-12-24
MASS MEETING.

A mass meeting of the resident tax
payers of road district No. 6, Wasco
county, Or, will be held at Pine Grove
school house at 80 p. m. Monday, De-
cember %, 1908, for the purpose of sub
mitting to the county court for the APP
proval by said court a proposition for
levying special tax, not exceeding 10
mills on the dollar, for road improve
ments, and also to specify where said
improvements shall be made.
COMMITTEE.