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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07
SOGIE7TY.


A delightful musicale was given at
the home of Mrs. A. J. Johnson yester-
day afternoon, mplimentary to the
WOman's club. A fine. programme was
presented. among those taking part be-
ing Mrs. T. y. Cook, Mrs. John Reed
and the Misses Grimsdell and Jaench.
After the programme. tea was served
and a social afternoon enjoyed.
o :. 81
Miss Sherman. Mrs. Cue and Mrs.
Alma Denbeigh Katz entertained about
forty friends informally last evening at
Twelfth Night party The evening
was passed very pleasantly burning the
Christmas greens. enjoying a musical
programme and some informal games
g g g
l. a novel dinner has been planned for
the people of the post by Miss Creary,
to take place next Tuesday evening.
The dinner is to be a progressive one,
and one course viii be served at each
OF the officers homes. the after dinner
time being spent with the bachelors.
During the absence of Mrs. Nelden
from the city. the General Federation
cards Of admission viii be in charge
Of Mrs D. HemphiIl. 81 J street, from
whom they can be secured on applica-
ton.
Mr. and Mrs. j. r. Clinton and Miss
! EstelIe Clinton have returned from c
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ture glory, but they never passed be
yond the pale Of business dreams. His
highest ambition. perhaps. was to own
a prosperous store OF his own IN
some thriving settlement. 10 marry
good wife and settle down into com
Portable existence.
After a few years in the Ohio store
the boy found the field too contracted
so he went TO Chicago. There an open
ing was found for him at a small sal
ary in what was then one Of the very
biggest stores west of New York The
boy grew with the town. When he
had accumulated a modest competence
he was married Children came TO
brighten the Chicago home ana
wealth poured in ever increasing
streams into the family exchequer
The boy Of fifty years ago is to-
day the father-in-law of midas chief
magistrate; his daughter is paid all
the honors that fall 10 d queen. Hun
dreds Of servants vie with one another
in anticipating her every wish: thou
sands of soldiers stand ready to offer
up their lives in her service. Best o.
all. she has the love of a husband who
seems worthy of her.
So the durbar cannot fail to be con-
sidered, in America at least, as Letter
show The herds Of gaily caparisOncd
elephants. the throng Of British no
bility. the salaams of the natives, are
for q daughter of the Letters 70 dc
with as she wills. With nod of her
head she can make or Unnake any
man in India. and a great many in
other parts Of the British empire. for
! that matter
The experience Of the Letters goes to
show how much is possible in this
country There is no faint of dishOn-
esty about the Letter millions. Every
one of them, so far as public
| knowledge goes. was honestly earned
| We can't all set rich and marry our
| daughters to viceroys. and we don't
all want to, but we can ali have the
satisfaction that our opportunities for
| improvement are limitless and Oul
/ chances as good as the next fel-
/ lows, if we use them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07
THREE EGGS IN
A GLASS OF BEER

After going off duty the bartender
went TO a nearby cafe for a bracer."
1t was the work of but a second to
gulp it down, but it was several min
utes before he spoke.
Say" he exclaimed at last. I'm a
dead one, I thought I was onto all
the kinks of a thirst parlor, but l amt
I've heard of all kinds of drinks and
all kinds of names for them, and I
thought there wasn't nothing that 1
didn't know about the pe-miXing
game. but 1 amt in it. Today a fell
Ter came in and sprang one on me
/ that almost put me out of the busi-
ness.
1T was about grub time when his
nibs waltzes ina football guy in dude
clothes. When it comes to health and
muscle 1 amt much of a SLOUGH my
self. but when / looks at this chap I
| began to feel like a baby
One of them chaps thinks l to
myself. that wants something like
1 liquid gunpOwder or vitriol?'
'Mornin',' says I to him. Nice day,
| sir. WhatH yer have?'
I think, says he to me. I think
! I'll have-and then he stops and his
/ face gives an imitation of the settin'
/ sun in August. Are you on? Red3
/ Yes, his face gets red.
! Maybe you amt feeling WELL says
! 1 to him, kinder jollying-like, and say
I you ought to seen the smile he threw
at me, and the glad hand 1 got
you're right, says he 10 me-
You're ace high. The truth is don't
feel we'll. My stomach's upset
- Try little bitters,' says / TO him.
" Nope says he TO me; that amt
my poison. / want something 20 nix
my stomach up. Something soothing
I'll have a glass of beer'-say, 1 thought
- 90
Say, did you ever feel like 80 cents
Well. 1 felt like a bum nickel when he
sprang that on me. Just think of it--a
beer and three raw eggs. and all that
for a Teller that has a stomach that's
a-standing on it's head. 1t knocked me.
I'll tell yer, and 1 says to mesef, says
l.: He's d0Ded.' ~ go E.
You're wrong, neighbor,' says he
4 to me, Just like as he was a natnd
81 reader; there amt nothing the matter
with me I'm all there Just fix IL
up for me and I'll get out -
We'll say. maybe you think I didn't
do thinking stunt. 1 went to draw
the beer, and I says to mesef, says L,
He's batty' And then thinks : May
be it's a bunko game or a new trick,
and 1 puts the glass of beer in front
of his nibs on the bar. Then he says
to me, says he: Now for the eggs
three Of EN- and, seeing he really
meant business l. gets the nen TrulI
] cracks the shells on a glass and theI
dumps the whole business into his beer
and then he picks up his glass and eye;
I it kinder proudly Tien-then what dl
, you suppose he did?'
Gave You the merry ha ha ant
! walked out" said one of the listeners
Not on your life. He puts down tn
coin for the drink, and then he pick
| upa his glass. and drinks the who'll
thing. Now, what do you think o
that?'
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- oa's EE so 555eTFpNG "a
Rio GRANlE WE3ll+asSl'
Current Time Table.
In Effect Nov. l, 1872.
LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY.

No 6-For Grand Junction, Den
yer and points east.-------------- $50 a N
No -FOr Provo. Grand juno
ton ana all points east ------ S--o p N
No. For Provo, Grand juno
ton 2nC all points east.---.-..-.- SD Pm
NO IO-FOT Bingham Lchi. Pro-
vo, Mt Pleasant AIanti Marys-
vale and intermediate points. 500 an
No S-For Eureka, Payson, He
Der. Provo and intermediate
points ..-..-.-.-....... .-.-.--.... 5:Cg pm,
No u-For Ogden and all inter
mediate points .-..-....-.-------. sic pm.
NO 5-FOr Ogden and the west $50 an
NO 3-F'or Ogden and the west II -l1 Pm.
No For OGDEN and the west. -12:50 IN
40 1O2-For Park City...--.--..-- SIS an.
ARRIVE salt LAKE CITY,
Nc l2-From Ogden aud all in
lermecl2te points ---------------- s-u7 an
NO 5-FrOm Provo. Grand juno
ton and the east --.------------- 80 an
No 1-FTCm Provo. Grand juno
ton and the east 2-35 pm
No S-FrOn Provo. Grand juno
ton and the east ......-.-.---.--le-59 IN.
No. S-Froa Provo, Bingham
Eureka, Mary svale, Iant and
intermediate points --.---------- 500 PA.
No 6-FrOm Ogden and the west 20 IN
NO. 2-ErOm Ogden and the west $40 pm.
No. 4ErOm ogden and the west $40 pm
No From ESnreSa, Payson-
I Hebcr. Provo and intermediate
No 101-From Park City --------- 5-15 Pm
Perfect Dining Car Service
Sleeping cars TO Chicago Without Change-
Postoffice Corner Phone 20
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07
Had Dates Ahead.
detroit Free Press.l


A resident of Cass avenue was stand
inc AT his gate the other morning and
looking at the three or four inches of
snow 10 be cleaned off his sidewalk when
a tramp came blowing his way along and
asked for a dime
.sHcre's a chance for you to earn it and
IL cents additional, replied the citizen.
Take right hold now and warm yourself
up" 80
1.-The snow. of course
you want it shoveled OIL?
Il do.
HIN. femme see
He took greasy notebook from his
pocket and ran his finger up and down
several pages, and then restored the book
4 and said;
| find that all my dates are filled up to the
2Sth of JuIy. II I'm around on the 18th,
/ and you think You could pay about IS
/ cents for the job, l shouldn't wonder if
we could come 10 a mutual understand
ing. Meanwhile. If you wish 10 become
! a preferred creditor You can advance me
l a dime or so
Il didn't become a preferred creditor,
smiled the citizen, and don reInrnl-
! her that I threatened tO-boOt him l just
] stood there with my mouth open and
( Looked 81 him and wished I had been borr
under the same brassy STAR
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

visit TO New York, Boston and Wash
Mrs. c. Z. Coulter of Ogden is in the
city, and is the guest of Mrs George
Mo-er-
Mrs. W. a. Nelden has gone east on a
visit.
Mrs. solomon Siegel win entertain
Miss Maxwell, of the Ward & James
company. at luncheon at the Alta eino
today
Mrs John sharp gave a pleasant
Kensington yesterday afternoon IN
Vile
The guests of the Miller viii entertain
at an informal dancing party tomorrow
evening.
Mr. and Mrs w, Mont Ferry arrived
this morning from three months visit
The German section of the Ladies' Lit
erary club viii meet tomorrow MORN
ing at 1880 o'clock at the club house
Mrs J. A. Reeves and son will leave
Friday for a short trip to Denver.
q q -
Mrs D. c Mclaughlin viii entertain
/ the teachers of Rowland Hall at box
party at the matinee this afternoon.
g 8 o
Mrs. W. c. Coulson has returned from
an extended visit in Colorado Springs
and Denver
o 8 @
Unity Circle viii meet this afternoon
at $50 at the home of Mrs. John coWan.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

THE MOST INTERESTING feature
of the gorgeous spectaeles that
have been presented in the. durbar. at
Delhi. India. IS not. 10 Americans, the
lavish display Of gilt elephant trap
pings: it is NOT the display of gleaE-
Inc Jewels. nor the sheen of silk and
cloth of gold. Il IL the Letter fam
llv. formerly of Chicago, but now OF
washington and other cities. A daugh-
ter Of the Letters Is virtually empress
Of India
A little less than fifty years ago a
vouth was working for starvation
wages in a country store in Ohio As
ne measured ribbon and weighed
sugar he zaast have mad dreams Of fu-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07
Queer Effect Of Generosity.


Miles NJ O. Brien, ex-president of the
board of education. dropped into the Of
flee Of the Guardian Trust company the
other day 70 have a chat with Bird ).
Coler-
IN the course of the conversation he re-
lated one Of his experiences while visit
ing a west side grammar school He
asked a number of questions of the va
rious pupils 10 test their knowledge Of the
branches taught OF one OF the small
boxs ii the arithmetic class he asked
III your father should give your
The nexssGay. what would be the result p
The boy who was AT the bottem 81 the
class, replied, She Would have III.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

President Castro stopped worrying
about arbitration Sunday long enough
to run out and thrash his insurgent
brethren soundly again. Whatever
Castro turns his attention to. whether
lodging a creditor or Christening his
opponents at home. he seems to do
very well, indeed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

We commend the financial statement
of the city of Provo to the prayerfuI
consideration of salt Lakes council
men. Provo, in 1902, spent consider
able money on general improvements,
but the expenditures were $4,000 less
than the city's income.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

The president of the California
Jockey club appeared in court Mon
day with a revolver and a dagger con-
eealed about his person. He must have
been afraid some sharp questions were
going to be fired at him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

The Daveler resolution, providing for
the patrolIing of Victoria alley during
the greater part of the day and night,
is a good one. The council acted wisely
in adopting it. When an officer is con-
stantly on duty there it will be possible
to prevent many of the evil practices
that have grown and hourished in
Victoria alley.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

SO the Hon. c. Ed Loose of Provo
thinks Apostle smoot is the proper man
to send to the United States senate.
Wen, isn't. that the most astonishing
thing you ever heard Of?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

The Honorable Jacob Moritz has re-
turned from Honolulu in time to be
present at the opening of the legis-
lative sessions-but merely as a spec
tator. however. merely as a spectator.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07
Time Table
In Effect
Dec. Ii. 1902
macon.
-.
ARRIVE


From Ogden. Portland, Butte,
and san Francisco -------------- SAD an.
From Ogden and intermediate
F, r9r5''' Caiientes. Milford. 1Sephi.
Provo and intermediate points 30 an.
Ogden Chicago St Louis. Qma-
Ia, Denver and intermediate
From ogden. Chicago. ST. Louis.
Kansas city, Omaha, Denver
and san Francisco -..----:------ so PM
sFrom Garfield Beach. Eooele and
From Tintic. Mercur, Nephi.
Provo and Manti .--.---.--------- 30 pm.
From Preston, Logan. Brigham
Ogden and intermediate points o-S- pm
FF sem FG Ss aeisco -'' '--..- SIop.m
For ogden, Cache Valley,
Omaha. chicago, Denver, kan
sas City and St Louis--------- '-'o al
I "FOr Garfield Beach, Iooele ana
For Tinfic. Iercur. Prove,
Nephi and AIsGti --------------.- 100 an
I For OGDEN, Butte. Pelena7 For--
land san Francisco and inter
mediaJe points 49, -.------. S-7a an
I For ogden, Omaha S-AIc15S.
/ Denver. Kansas City, 81 Louis
/ and san Francisco ---------- -----i- -9y Pm
/ Ogden and intermediate points 7.22 pm
1 For Ogden. Denver, NaLS-S
I City. Omaha st. Louis ana
( E-or Provo. Nephi. Milford. Cali
entes and intermediate points $40 pm
/ For Ogden. Butte, Helena SOrL-
! land. San Fracisco and inter
u. NJ. SCHUMACHER,
Act. Traffic Agr.
D. E BURLEG.
c. p. & T. a
D. :. SPENCER,
I A Q. p. & T. A.
City ticket office. 2O1 Main street 1eIe-
phone, go.
sDaIy except Sundays.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

Justices of the Peace Clark and Kroe-
ger viii evidently have TO be pried
loose.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

The crack of the exploding New Year
resolution is being heard in the land
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07
The Patients Resentment.
lBaltimore American.l


The physicians were holding d consulta-
ton beside the cot of the man supposed
to have appendicitis concealed about his
person
u believe. said one OF the surgeons
fthat we should wait and let him get
stronger before cutting into him.
Before the other prospective operators
could reply the patient turned his head
and remarked feebiy.
What do you take me fora cheese7
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

Fussy James is to rattle around in
the chair for two years more. after all
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07

The man who is always talking shop and
the woman who ~ always .alkinE shop
s99a give one tlls tired feeling.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-01-07
COMMERCIAL NATIONAL BANK

Capital paid in. 100000
General Banking in All Is Branches.
rirectors-Dr. Theodore Meyer. John ].
Dalv.- o. ]. Salisbury, Moylan c. Fox
Thomas Marshall w =. Noble, George
NJ. Downey, John Donnellan, A p. Holden
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1903-10-27
For Over Sixty Years

Mrs. winslow's soothing syrup has
been used by millions OF mothers for
their children while teething. IL dis
turbed at night and broken Of your
rest by a sick child suffering and
c:ying with pain of Cutting Teeth.
send at once and get a bottle of Mrs
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for chill
dren teething. Ii will relieve the pooi
little sufferer Immediately. Depend
upon 1t, mothers there is no mistake
about it. 1t cures Diarrhoea. regu
lates the Stomach and Bowels, cures
Wind Cote, sHftens the Gums, reduces
inflammation, and gives tone and energy
TO the whole system. Mrs. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup" for children
teething is pleasant to the taste and
is the prescription of n Of the old
e and best female physicians in the
United States. Price 20 cents a bottle
Sold / all druggists throughout hit
world. Be sure anG ask for Mrs
Winslow's Soothing Syrup"
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1903-10-27
STEWART
A CANDIDATE
VIII Try for Another Term Ac-
Cording to d Statement by
G. D. Van DuZer

Congressman Van Duzer is spending
a few days in Tonopah and in an
interview with the Miner he gives the
following relative to the political sit
uation:
Senator Newlands was in Europe
when I left Washington, and Senator
Stewart, who is the generally ae-
cepted republican candidate for the
senate next year, was busily engaged
in outlining his fight for reelection
His placing of Mr.. Norcross, who has
so efficiently served in the Office of
the secretary Of the senate. in charge
of the Reno Gazette is the first move
in his next years fight. The senator
stated to a friend of mine in Wash
ington that he is to be the republican
candidate for the senate in Nevada.
Senator Stewards recent vicious at
tack on union labor was for the pur-
pose of lining up the great trust int
erests for him in his monetary cam
paign. Senator Stewart is still vigor-
Gus and able, and his support OF the
trusts and his opposition to union
make him at once the logical and ideal
candidate Of the republican party of
Nevada next year.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1903-10-27
An Auction Incident.

A japanese vase had been brought
forward, and a German in the crowd
offered 50. A second bid not being
heard the vase was withdrawn, the
auctioneer stating that he could not
sell on one bid.
Now. ladies' and gentlemen" the
a%uctioneer cried out. spreading a large
rug on the floor, there is a piece of
goods worth $50. Do l hear $50? Do
| hear $40?'
Ten dollars shouted the German
who had bid on the vase.
Ten d~ollars-gone. Sold to my
friend there the auctioneer replied.
jotting down the price on a pad.
Hold on q minute" cried out the
purchaser, you can't sell oil vun pid."
"Oh. that's optional with the auc-
%.ioncer." stammered out the former.
"Vell. den" the German called back,
with a parting nod. keep your rug if
It's OPTIONAL OF 4 rug und unobtional or
=, Tase."-Ncw York Post.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1903-10-27

There was a certain young minister
In Maine who on his first charge was
called upon to preach a funeral sermon
over a woman 1t was his first funeral
sermon, and he laid himself out to
make an impression and succeeded
The woman had had her faults, but
the minister forgot them. This was to
be expected. but he extolled her SO
highly that the poor bereaved husband,
sitting there listening, couldn't recog.
niZe her by the description. Finally, in
a glowing peroration. lie pictured God
and the archangels and the angels and
all the hosts of the redeemed joyously
forming u parade to welcome to heaven
this "one of the very best of all WON.
en-" The husband could stand it no
longer. and. leaping up, interrupted
him with reckoning hand, gasping out.
mo, no. elder. Not quite that! She
was only bout middlin'."
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1903-10-27
P,CKlNGS FROM FICTION.

Prisons are the infernos civilization
builds in which to hide its Mistakes
THE Under Dog"
It's plumb foolishness to try to lay
down rules for other folks to live by.
The Substitute"
4 mans faith in himself is often the
chief cause of a woman's faith in him.
Round Anvil Rock"
A woman who has discarded a man
IS perhaps nearer loving him just aft
erward than ever before.-"Gordon
Keith"
Those whom we most resemble are
the very ones who are most annoyed
to see themselves reproduced.-"His
Daughter First"
There is a gravity of words; they de-
scend and climb; they must, like
a stone. come tumbling from above to
do an injury.-"Peggy O'Neal"
The sin and sorrow of despotism is
not that it does not love men, but that
il loves them too much and trusts
them too little.-''Robert Browning"
No woman of sense objects to her
husbands simple admiration Of an
other woman. but when it comes to
another woman being a factor in his
life and thoughts a wife must and
should resent it-"Despotism and
Democracy"
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1903-10-27
WORLDS FAIR NEWS NOTES
Some interesting Things That
Form Exhibits

Women of Pueblo, Colo, are raising
a fund of $4,000 with which they will
build a miniature mineral palace on a
site adjoining the Colorado building.
Annie Irish, who is to play the part
OF Iras, the Egyptian beauty, in Ben
Hur it is said will pose for Hamilton
King, who will paint Miss Irish in the
character of Cleopatra. The picture
will be exhibited at the fair.
Professor Halsey c. liver, chief OF
the department of art, has recently re-
turned from an extensive trip through
the art centers of Europe. Professor
Ives says that he is assured that
France, Belgium, Germany, Austria
Switzerland, Hungary, Spain, Egypt,
Italy. Holland, Sweden, Russia.
Greece, Norway and Denmark Will
make large and excellent displays.
Ecuador will occupy 10000 square
feet in showing the advancement of
that enterprising South American gov
eminent. In the palace of agriculture
she will occupy $500 feet; mines, 1,50J
feet; forestry, $500 feet; nanufact-
ures, 1000 feet; unclassifed, $500 feet.
A house built entirely of fish bones
will be one of the oddities encounter
ed at the Worlds Fair. A st. Angus
tine, Fla, negro is the architect of the
unique structure. 1t will be Is ks
feet and the gable ends will be an
exact reproduction of the old city
gates Of st. Augustine. The scales OF
the drum are exclusively used for the
work as they are susceptible to chem
icai treatment which renders them pc
culiarly adapted for building purposes
The bones used are those of the shark
and an occasional saw fish. The furni
ture is also a novel addition. The
mattresses and pillows for the bed are
made of bass scales which by a GER
tain process are rendered as soft as
feathers. Nine barrels of drum fish
scales were required to complete The
house and these have to be carefully
assorted as to size to insure uniform
ity.