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Woodville Republican., 1903-01-24
ron LEoIsLATuRB.
Fnn snKRIFF.

TO Tmx vofrEs OF wuKFEsos coury.
After thAakfffz you for past support and
6fdofsementS FIR Witch am very grateful
/ now annnunee myself A. q cnndidete for
Sheriff, and FsepNffully sullrit your sup
nort and II rIeefrd. PROMISE Yun shith-
fal discharge of all the duties Imposed upon
mo and wti1 endemyof 10 serve g0u a.
seafoaeIs 10 the future ~ haze IN THE pnst
Respectfully
W. h. HAYS.
Woodville Republican., 1903-01-24
ron Tnnxs,Jnrn' .
We aFe authorized 10 announce,
4. II. HATFIELD.

We aFe authorized 10 announce,
4. ID. HATFIELD.
aa candidate Tor TREASURER subject 10 the
srtion OF the Democratic party,
W. are authorised 10 announce.
LYTTLETON LEWIS.
sn 4 candidate tor Trcaaurrr subloet "a In.
Nction Of the Dumpcratic party.a
W are authorized 10 announce.
q. w. CASiE.
= acAnaididAte Tor Treasurer aubjees 10 tI,s
Actiun u the Democratic party.
We are authorised toannounus.
+. IL. FAiiRAis,
y candidate for Treasurer subject TO tl,e
AFfl1Ha tlss urnsucfAtie party.
~ksAss~e4<se@~@sA~s.
ron ASSESSOR.
We are authorized 10 announce.
RALPH JONES,
action II tho Democratic party,
We are authorised 10 announces.
Il. II RICHARDSON,
IL n rsudlaase Tor Assessor subject 20 ths
setiusa VI tho Democratic party
We ars authorized 10 announce.
y. ID. Mr1RAINE,
sea candidate for Assessor. subject 10 IN,
action uf the Democratic party
W. are authorized 10 announce.
j.. u. DAWSON.
- candidate for AssessnF subject Ia Iii,
Hrffon Nf the nemOtratlc party.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-06-25
TRAINING IN AGRICULTURE.
The United states Government Main
tains an Educational Institution
for the Purpose.

In the practical experience Of the
United States department Of agricul-
ture il has been found that no school
or college has prepared men Of wom-
en- along exactly the lines demanded
by the work in that department. Near
" all schools trained their students in
certain specialties, while, according to
the secretary of agriculture, no one
speciality was sufficient for him whose
lifework is to study soils and their
composition, climate and its effects,
moisture and its potentialities, ami
mails and their uses, insect enemies
and friends, the microscopic plants
and animals and their influences, the
economic growth and disposition of
crops and the like.
The department of agriculture is ed
u%cating 260 young men and women in
because the colleges and universities
have not trained them in the sciences
relating 10 agriculture.
Foreign countries. according to the
secretary Of agriculture. are looking
to the United States for educators
along these lines. Owners of landed
properties are inquiring for trained
agriculturists at home and abroad.
The state colleges and experiment sta
tions inquire for masters in agrieul-
tural science to teach and investigate.
Every farm that is being robbed of
plant food Is crying aloud for better
treatment.
Secretary Of Agriculture Wilson, says
the New York Times, in commenting
recently upon the lack of proper prep
aration Of men and women for work
in his department, said:
Give thousand students attend ag.
ri~eultural colleges, but these colleges
are feeling their way in the dark along
u~ntraveled paths. They are fitting and
trying. as carpenters built barns in
old times; they will al last forge out
a system. by comparing notes, that
will meet the requirements Of pro-
ducers and be entirely new and suita-
bic 20 conditions as a people"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-06-25
SYSTEM OF TIP SIGNALS.
Chalk Marks Used by London Hotel
servants to Reveal Liberaiits
OF Guests.

Notwithstanding all denialsfrom no
tel on the continent regard
ing recent complaints made by the
tourists Of systematic signaling BY
means Of chalk marks on luggage
nassed between servants between ho-
lei and hotel as to the value Of tips. the
charge holds good, for a Nice CORE
spondent writes TO Mr.. Labouchere Of
Truth that be finds upon inquiries that
,bere Is no doubt such a system Is in
svsence. "The moral Of which is
saws Mr.. Labouchere, If you have not
been ov~eruenerous 10 the servants
vine of the chalk marks you may see
on your luggage, after leaving any ho-
tel"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-06-25
rnInne ~ExpIanatIen.

A legislator Of Charlton county,
No. makes the following unique eN-
p~lanation ~ his presence in the legis-
iature: i was born under a tobac-
co leaf. 7 grew up between the corn
rows. and I've got my share 81 hard
tack and pork. Now. by ginger! I've
q. thousand acres Of the best land
IN Charlton county. and I thought
I would like 20 get ont among the
bovs some. I guessed I could b
elected, and ! wasi"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-06-25

Customer think you should begin
20 charge me half price, Shears;
there's so little to cut now.
Shears-0ther way on, sir, ! fancy.
We ought to charge double. Look AZ
the trouble I have 10 find it.-Punch.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-06-25

"No, sir, l don't want any accident
insurance." exclaimed the irritable
party. 1T would be just my luck not
to have a blamed thing happen to me II
i was carrying an accident policy"
"a life insurance, then?" suggested
the sgenta
"Worse and worse" was the reply.
"Why. l wouldn't have n chance in a
thousand of dying in time to make
anything out of the company, if !
had a policy. oh, l know my luck"
Chicago Post.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-06-25
TOT.

There she is. In angel guiss,
Heavenly beauty in her eyes;
Hair a-glint like FURNISHED gold
And lips rare in hue and mold;
Tiny hands. so white and fair,
Naught with them can we compares
That's Tot!
Thre above. and two below,
q what teeth can baby showl
When she gives that gurgling cry
All must kiss her, passing by.
Though her little form viii sway,
swift she runs In eager play
That's Toll
ranging spool and skein and ball,
Feeling paper from the wei
Moving pans with noises die,
Nenturing too near the fire;
hitting rising in her chair,
Elf Of mischief everywhere
That's Totl Ia
stfn OF home the light and joy.
Howsoe'er she may annoy:
Mothers darling, grandma's pet,
And unmatched. unrlvaled yet.
All delight TO own her sway,
Love her better every day
Our Tot.
George Bancroft Griffith, in n. Y. OBJ
server.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-06-25
Novel Alarm Clock.

A novelty in the way of an alarm
clock has been perfected by IN Ameri-
can ieweler. 1t is about the size of a
hazel nut. It is made 10 wear on the
finger. The alarm is not a bell, but a
sharp pin, which pricks the finger at
the time the wearer wishes TO rise
Jewellers Circular.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-06-25
Woman's Wealth.
lines Celery
GIVES VIG0R AND
18TH TO DEBILITATED AND
RUN DOWN WOMEN.

maintained by many distinguished
,bat the greatness Of a nation depends
Hnon the physical condition of its
The general conditions which con-
H. health and long life, are those which
mply a rapid and unequal exhaustion
powers by which life is maintained.
assert that the women Of our land
Hehess for beauty and the virtues that
,bem lovable, We cannot hide the fact
IL are thousands in our midst who,
H. overwork, worry, household cares,
unequal exhaustion Of life power, have
. weak, nervous, sleepless, and debili-
hiring to the attention Of all weary,
Nent, hopeless, and sickly women
great rescuer and health builder,
| Celery Compound. Thousands Of
1 women around US owe their present
activity, and robustness to Paine's
compound. Mrs. Stephen Smith, St.
tells how she was snatehed from
he; she says:-
bad a bad attack OF Ia gnppe TINS spfing
Is al deaths door, and no one ever
N me to recover. ! was so weak that
! as they brought me out Of one faint
in anotheg ! could not take any
,ment, and doctors medicines did me
pd. A friend advised my husband TO
a bottle OF Paine's Celery Compound,
be did, but had no faith in il. The
day after taking the Compound, !
10 get real hungry and took an interest
rs. | bad everything that money and
care could supply, and with that and
Celery Compound, ] am now doing
! work, while three months ago / was
IN the grave. know that ! owe my
and strength TO Paine's Celery Com
and shall always recommend it.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1903-06-25

Apples upon the surface of which
are perfectly reproduced the photo
graphs Of the emperor and empress
of Russia and the president of the
French republic have been shown in
France.-Chicago Chronicle.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29
His Last Hope Realized.

From the Sentinel, Gebo, Mont
In the first openir of Oklahoma to settlers
in 1889, the editor Of this paper was one Of the
mary seekers after fortune who made the big
race one fine day in April. During his travel
ing about and afterwards his camping upon
his claim he encountered much bad ater,
which, together with the severe heat, gave
him very severe diarrhoea which il ee med
almost i- possible to che OK. and along in
June the case became so bad he expected to
die. One day one OF his neighbors brought
him one small bottle OF CnamberlSIn's Collie,
Cholera and DiaTrhoes Remedy as last hope.
big Dc sc was given him while he was rolling
sbopt on the ground IN great agony. and in q
few minutes the dose was pested. The good
effect OF the medicine was soon noticed and
within an hour the patient was taking his
hFst sound sleep for q fortnight. That one
little bottle worked q complete cure, and he
cannot help but 70 ell grateful. The season for
bowel disorder being at hand suggests this
item For sale By II. q. Pierce. Barton U.
Wells. Glover: W. l. Cove. Barton Landing;
c. wheeler, Irasburg; j. Stephenson, Lowell.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

ANY CHURCH or parsonage or institu' ion
supported by v ,luntary contribution will be
given liberal quantity Of the LongmaE
Martinez Pure Paints whenever they paint.
NOTE: Have done so for twenty seven years.
Sales: tens Of millions of gallons; painted
nearly two million houses under guarantee to
repaint II not satisfactory: The paint wears
for periods up to eighteen years. Linseed
Oil must be added to the psintI (done in two
minutes). Actual cost then about $l25 q
gallon. Samples Free. Sold by our Agents.
II. G. Pierce, Barton; o. M. Neal, Newport
Center; Macdiarmid & Co., Newport. 1926
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

gayly dressed gondolier standing in
the stern relieves the sombreness. In
this kind of conveyance we may 90 to
the Academy of Fine Arts to see the
best work of Titan, we may 60 under
the Bridge of Signs connecting the
Palace of the Doge with the prison on
the other side of the canal, and past
many other famous palaces quite
close to the waters edge looking
rather shabby now because of their
great age. Not all the streets of
Venice, however, are canals, SO we
do not spend all our time floating
around in our gondola. The church
OF st. Marks is an interesting build
ing from which we get an idea of the
love of color that the venetians have.
The front, seen from little distance,
seems mass of frescoes and orna-
ments, many of them in red, purple,
and gold. The interior also is deco
rated in the most lavish style and
presents gorgeous appearance.
Near by the church is beautiful bell
tower rising far above everything
else in Venice.
The time has been so fully occupied
that we can hardly realize that five
weeks have gone since we left home
June 18th. But our pocket-books
are growing empty, and we begin to
think of how the paint brush has
grown in our absence and now needs
to be sailed or picked Or plowed up,
and how the witch-grass has gotten
into our gardens, and the birds eye
naples have been maturing and are
now ready to cut; and all at once a
sudden desire to get home seizes us
so that we willingly obey the order
OF our worthy master to turn home
ward.
Our return trip Is uneventful; we
are all thinking of what we have seen
and are tired.
We have made many pleasant ac-
quaintances and have many an
amusing incident to laugh over dur
ing the coming months. AS we
arrive in New York and are having
our baggage examined at the custom
house we meet the Englishman of
whom Harbour speaks in his lecture
BLESSED Be Humor." He is tall
and portly, dignified and important,
not even deigning to look at US
Changers, but when he is asked to
identify his luggage we notice him
with interest. He has two rugs and a
bag, but he remarks to the official in
a very solemn manner 81 had two
bugs and rag" We do not wait to
learn whether he finds them or not,
but hurry across the city to the
Grand Central to get the train for
Barton Landing, where we arrive
Thursday evening, July %, on the
mail train. We have just time to get
supper before coming to the Grange.
and here will leave you, trusting
that the long trip has not over
wearied you nor exhausted your pa
thence as listeners.
WNIFRED MAY WILLIAMS.
Willoughby Grange, June II, 1908.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29
Senator Depew wac citing instances

Senator Depew was citing instances
OF happy plays Of wit. He said:
Governor Morris was visiting
Bishop Moore. He remarked during
dinner: Bishop, have just made my
will. You are a benz ficiary. / have
LETT you my whole 8, ock of impudence.
1.-THE Bishop gave a loud laugh.
My FRIEND he said, you are too gen.
erous. You have bequeathed to me
by far the greater part of your estate
Mrs. Moore looked shocked. She
raised to her husband a rebuking fin-
ger. My DEAR she said, haven't
you come into your inheritance re-
markedly sooD?'"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

Do you reckon this hurts the worm?
asked Johnny, as he baited his hook.
That's somethin' 1 don't believe
we've got any right to inquire about,
said Tommy, watching his cork in
tently. It amt any of our business.
All we know is that there's lots of
worms. II they amt for fishin' with,
I'd like to know what they are for.
,Sh! I've got bite!"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29
Burton - Your garden is pretty
small, isn't 1t?
Barton-It seemed so to me before
/ began to take care of 1t.

Chamberlain's Stomach ard Liver Tablets
are Just what you need when you have no APP
petite. feel dull after eating and wake up with
a bad taste in yt ur mouth. They will inpr We
your appetite, cleanse and invigorste your
stomach and give you q relish for your food.
For sale by II. G. Pierce, Barton; B. U. Wells,
Glover; w. L. Cove, Barton Landing; &. w.
Wheeler, Irssburg; i. Stephenson, Lowell.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

CUTS. BRUISES AND BURNS QUICKLY HEALED
Chamberlain's Pain Balm is an antiseptic
liniment, ard when applied to cuts. bruises
and burns causes them to heal without mat
uration and much more quickly than by
the usual treatment. For sale by Il. O.
Pierce Barton; B. U. Wells, Glover; w. l.
Geve, Barton landing; c. w. Wheeler, Iras-
burRh: T. Stephenson, Lowell.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29
LADIES AND CHILDREN INVITED.

All ladies and children who cannot stand the
shocking strain of laxative syrups, cathartics
etc., are invited to try the famous Little Early
Risers. They are diff rent from all other
pills. They do not purge the system. Even a
double dose will not grippe, weaken or sicken
many people call them the Easy Pill. W 81.
Howell, Houston, Tex says nothing better
can be used for constipation, SICK headache
etc. Bob Moore, Lafayette, Ind, says all
others grippe and sicken, while De Witt's Litl lie
Early Risers do their work we'll and easy.
Sold by 81. @. Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

Neighbour hear your husband has
had his life insured for large amount.
Mrs. Sourface-He has, has he?
Just like him. Gone off and insured
himself for fortune, and he hasn't
insured me for a cent.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

"I have been troubled for some time with
indigestion and sour stomach" says Mrs.
Sarah w. Curtis of Lee, Mass, and have been
taking Chs mbe Rams Stomach and Liver
Tab cts which have helped me very much SO
that now can eat many things that before
could not" IL you have any trouble with
your stomach why not take these tablets and
get Wells For sale by G. Pierce, Barton;
h. U. Wells, Glover; w. L Cove, Barton
Landing; @. Wheeler, Irasburg; 1. Ste phen-
son. Lowell.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29
JUST FOR FUN.

"That's the meanest man ever ran
across" said the book agent.
"What has he done?"
"Kept me calling day after day, and
finally said he didn't care anything
about reading, but he enjoyed hearing
me talk"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29
KoDoL GIVES STRENGTH.

by enabling the digestive organs to digest,
assimilate and transform ALL OF the whole
some food that may be eaten into the kind Of
blood that nourishes the nerves, feeds the
tissues, hardens the muscles and recuperates
the organs Of the entire body. Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure cures Indigo stion, Dyspepsia,
Catarrh of the Stomach and all stomach dis
orders. Sold by II. @. Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29
CHAMBERLAIN CoLIc, CHOLERA AND

IL everywhere reco xnized as the one remedy
that can always be depended upon and that is
pleasant to take. 1t is especially valuable
for summer diarrhoea in children and is un-
doubtedly the means OF savin g the lives OF a
gre at many children each year. For sale by
H. @. Pierce. Barton; B. u. Wells. Glover;
". L. Cove, Barton Landing; c. w. Wheeler,
Irasburg; l. Stephenson, Lowell.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

"What is an optimist, pa?"
Gan optimist is man who pretends
to be just as well satisfied when the
weather's bad as when it's good"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

Askins-what do you think Of Puff
fington2
Grimshaw-Oh he is the kind of man
who thinks that when he steps on
one end Of the country the other end
flops up in the air.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

To Cure n Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money IL II fails to cure
Z. W. Groves signature IL on each box. Csc
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

stops the Cough aud Works or the
Cold.
laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure q cold
In one day. No Cure. No Pay. Price. IS cents.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

Any mountains. I want to get
away for a month or two from the
agent that brings me section every
week of the history Pm buying Cd
the installment plan.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

Hopin' fer de best keeps a man
whistlin' on de way 'twel he gifts ter
de worst.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

sis there anything you can take for
insomnia?"
"Certainly. Take nap"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

Have you picked out spot for
your summer vacation yet?
Partly. rve decided to 60 to the
mountains.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-06-29

WINIFRED MAY WILLIAMS.
Willoughby Grange, June II, 1908.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1903-06-13

Many people Geclaim against the
cruelty OF Keeping birds in cages. bat
10 is weil-provci truth ihat cag,-birds
live about SIS times as long as wild
bird. and the bird invariably becomes
80 fond of its owner and its surround
lngs that. when the cage is thrown
op9n. Il viii not iiy away. Ii suffers so
littc from solitude that. II a prospect
i've mate Is introduced. IL hits her on
the head az first Tor her impndence i'm
daring TO intrEde into a private apart
mcnt.-New Norl. f.ress
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1903-06-13

ouds The competitions will consist
OF two-minute bouts. and Will stop az
the first blood" The first public event
~ this kind took place early iu March
at Neuiiiy. near Paris. The fighting
cocks cor hens 90 lead OF being NJ. Ia
berdesquc and ". de Nlictte. The .at-
ter received scratch on tile foreai m.
Then the police interviewed. Atrer a
perfunctory though ciamorous official
demonstration. The officers 90 the law
withdrew. and then the series 90 ducis
continued and more 81 the brave Gallo
birds hicd for fun.-Collicr's Weekly.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1903-06-13

abouts OF various kinds. In the picture
are no less than seven different kinds
OF autos. including the motor bicycle.
The 'sand-sailers" consist OF q frame
work spread on three bicycle wheels.
TO which Is attached an ordinary spirit
sail. The rear wheel II used 20 steer
the craft" and IL can be- operated
quite close 90 the wind. while in run
ming before the wind IL frequently at
tains n very high speed Some OF the
bicyciis;s who use the beach for q
course have fitted Up sails which are
fastened TO q mast attached 10 the
framework. and arc used Ia coastiug
before the wind.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1903-06-13
Church With g
Strange History.

Here is a remarkable little medieval
church which WAS discovered through
4 dream. 4 young woman living I'm a
village near Prot. In Servia. dreamed
one night OF n buried church. she
spoke OF IL 90 the project and the local
clergy. hut they only laughed at her
she persisted In her statements. how
ever and ultimately induced the peo-
pie 10 dig NJ spot she indicated.
Here. 10 the intense surprise OF every
one but tho dreamer. the ruins Of me-
diaeval church were found. These
were rebuilt rs a tiny chapel. and since
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1903-06-13
DUELLING FOR
FUN.

Duelling not Tor honor. hut Tor run.
Is one OF the latest p9stimcs INDUCED
I'm by the gayeSt OF nations. And they
call this fcucing with buttonlcss toils.
do the merry GaulS. la poulc sang
lante." |. e.. the bloody hen. For these
ensanguincd poultry contests the fol-
lowing regulations have been laid
down: Swords with buttonleSs blades.
face uncovered. right arm barred. ordi-
nary Kid gloves IL desired. upper part
OF the body clothed i'm vest fitting
tightly 20 the skin. belts forbidden
each fenccr 10 be assisted 10y two sec
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1903-06-13

changes among back oncd animals.
not only OF our continent. but else
where. 81 saw the disappearance OF the
great frog and salamander-like amphib-
ians. ana the coming OF dinosaurs and
marine reptiles. Turtles made their
appearance. and the strange mammal
like reptiles the anomodouts. ram their
course. PASSED across tho stage. and
went out OF existence. Most important
OF an events that took place i'm the
Trias>ic period was the advent of
mammals. and. while these were NO
larger than rats. and seem Co have had
many features iu common with their
anomodont associates. they marked The
coming OF the highest of AN groups of
animals. so period OF time. before or
since. has Witnessed such complete
revolution in tile life of the globe The
vegetation. too. was changing. those
giant. ovcrgrown mosses. which had
wancd in the corhonifcrouS. practically
disappeared with ac Pcrmian. while
ferns and cycadS increased ana con-
. ifcrs appeared in numbers The world
f had changed. our continent had i'm
creased in size. and the close or the
Tria~ looked upon new landscape
f pcopicd hy a new race OF beings.
Mr. Case. OF the State Normal school.
. Milwaukee Wis has patiently recon
structod one of these primitive actors