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Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-10
Women in Mems Clothes

T0ISS HENRIETTA CROSMAN, the
actress, is a lover of mems
- clothes. In part of her play "The
IS4S24 Sword of the King she wears a
pair of neat fitting knickerbockers
ana other masculine habiliments; and it
must be admitted she looks extremely sweet
and saucy in them. and manages them with
a jauntiness and dainty grace which few
men could equal. At first Miss Crosman
admits, she was uncomfortable and felt
awkwaTd in male attire; but since she has
got used to it she likes it. Tn a woman"
she says. I've never wished to change nv
sex. Bullet me confess tive often
wished she could change her clothes for
boys, and for all time and erywhere.
She would like to make permanent her
transformation from binding, dragging
gowns TO jolly knickerbOckers."
Many of Miss Crosman's sex will sym.
pathize and agree with her, the
Kansas City Journal. They all get tired of
holding up their heavy skirts TO keep them
out of mud and dirt, and of holding them
down TO keep the wind from playing wan
ton mischief with them. The mere labor
of carrying them is irksome. Perhaps. as
certain fastidious persons insist, mems
pantaloons are not very pretty. A good
pair OF legs certainty does look better in
knickerbOckCrs But what man would ex-
change trousers for a womans skirts? Why
the average man would go crazy in a sin
gle day. If required to manage all The
skirts the average woman does, provided
he didn't get his legs tangled in them and
break his neck beforehand. There is a
fable--fashioned after the old Roman story
about a member of the weaker sex who
began when a little pirl IN CARR q GOLF
and was still able to carry it when she had
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-10

property OF no exclusive country
or epoch. Rather they are the result Of
skill and time.
Among the display of feminine dalnti,-
ness, the silk garments are the first to at
tract the eye. Never were they in such
abundance and variety. The combination
of pale pink, blue or snowy white china
wash silk with flmy laces is a particularly
happy one, and is the more frequently to
be met with.
The craze for coarse thread laces does
not obtain in the field of silk lingerie. so
that valenciennes continues to be en- regle.
Fine silk thread laces are also appliqued,
but they are not for practical uses. as they
are apt to yellow in the washing. This,
however, would be no defect in the eyes
of some extremists who incline to the
creamy yellow laces. But though corn
color seems to have invaded every sanctum
this spring, the world OF women will cling
as a whole, to the pure white laces.
In the case of both the silk robe de mutt
and the Chemise, the empire fashions are
largely followed. THE empire yoke is al
most invariably formed of solid lace inser-
ton, whose flmy meshes scarcely veil the
white skin beneath. The elbow sleeves are
closely inserted with the lace. From the
elbow a flowing rufie Of solid insertion
usually falls to a depth of five or six inches.
The effect is extremely graceful. From the
yoke the fullness of the skirt is arranged
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-10

to wear skirts instead OF the more com
Portable trousers of the male sex, and we
violate no confidence in saying that nine
teen men in every twenty will be heartily
glad of it. For with all due respect for
Miss Crosman and her views, to deprive
woman of her draperies is to deprive her of
half OF her feminine grace and attractive
ness.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-10

E IeTmeu the honeymoon, the WORD
A&SQSgI is as fragrant a misnomer, writes
Helen Oldfeld in Chicago Tribune.
So far from being wholly sweet, ii is often
fraught with bitter experience; lovers, how
ever devoted, must adjust themselves to
each other as husband and wife, and the
process is not always pleasant.
1t is the general opinion of those who
know that the first year of welded life
practically answers the question, us mar
riage a failure?" and the honeymoon be-
gins the test. Any happily married cou-
pie OF a dozen years standing will doubt
less acknowledge that the first weeks of
their welded life were those which were
most uncomfortable. The man realizes that
he is bound for good and all. Like the
celebrated startling, he cant get out, while
the bride, cut adrift from her old life. is
nervous and shy, with the sensations of a
cat in a strange garnet, excepting when she
Is clinging to her bridegroom. The dan
ger is that she may cling too tight. "Wo-
men make a mistake when they keep too
close to a man." says a popular novelist.
Even an angel may be tiresOme when one
can never get out of the shadow OF its
wigs"
A man wants rope. However much in
love he may be, he dislikes to feel the null
OF apron strings. His bride is sweet. sbe
may be almost too sweet; a little acidity is
wholesome now and then. II she be wise
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-10

lie lingerie now displayed in the
French shops will be widely imi-
tated, for handwork is it's key
note, and fine stitches can be the
property Of no exclusive country
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-10
Handling a Husband During First Year of Married Life

ut SEEMS strange that the first
month of married life should be
termed the honeymoon, the word
III is as fragrant a misnomer, writes
Helen OldheId in Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-10

ISS HENRIETTA CROSMAN. the
actress, is a lover of mems
clothes. In part of her play "The
Sword of the King" she wears a
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12
Cuyahoga graveyard. protesting to be still hopeful of carrying the county in

Cuyanoga graveyard, protesting to be still hopeful of carrying the county in lyU.
 Carter Harrison's former big majorities have been somewhat dishgured, but he has enough to triumph over a tremend- ous effort to defeat him in the second largest city in the country. The loyalty to him or So many voters makes a pow erful Democratic factor Tor the great battle of next year.
 The only really notable party victory was that Of the De n ocrats in St. Louis. Altogether the situation as disclosed by the elections is regarded here as not with out many elements nf strength for the Democrats.
 There was a remarkable primary cleo tion in Baltimore n tuesday, both par ties choosing candidates for Mayor. The Democrats brought out something like 10, 900 more votes on the average than the Republicans and nomin A.ed a strong can didate for Mayor in the person of Robert H. McLane. MT. McLane Is a young man, being SG years of age. and the son of James McLane, President of the Bal timore National Bank The young man has made, a highly creditable record as States attorney
 Gen John Gill. of baltimore. said to- day In speaking of the snccess of MT. McLane: There is something about the nomination of McLane that makes me believe that the Democracy of our State has entered upon a new and brilliant era. The young man in politics is no longer a theory. McLane is like William A. Russell of Massachusetts, who led the Boston Democrats to victory. He will of the type to dispel the soreness of a fierce primary struggle
 MT, McLane nomination was favored by Senator German.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12
TIFFANY GETS A DIVORCE.
His Wife, A Native of Alabama, Pre-.
 fered Paris to Arkansas.
New York telegram.

New York telegram
 William George Tiffany has secured a divorce from his wife. who was Miss Mary Virginia Smith of Mobile Ala he- Tore she was married to and separated from the late Fernando Yznaga. The de cree was granted in Arkansas where Mr Tiffany spends most of his time, and it was by clever play on the feelings of the Arkansas Judge that the proceedings went ahead with great alacrity. Deser- ton was charged.
 Mrs. Tiffany is in Paris. She prefers that city to Walnut Ridge. Ark. and as the Judge had never been to Paris he couldn't understand her position. All the evidence submitted by MT. Tiffany was a letter from his wife in which she said positively that she would not live in the far Western State
 MT. Tiffany Is now in New York for a lew days. His business here Is to look after his interests in Western railroad and mining properties He would not discuss his divorce suit. but friend who was in the Arkansas court room told this story
 Tiffany got tired of Paris three years ago." said the friend. He told his wife that he was coming back here to live and work
 lille, wrote several letters to Mrs. Tiff fany, telling her what a beautiful coun- try Arkansas really is and urging her to join him. She sent but one letter in re- p.y but that letter won the divorce de- cree for Tiffany, In the letter she com n what she really thought of the latter place. That was all the evidence a man needed in a Walnut Ridge court, and Tiffany, after waiting nearly three years applied for his divorce. " Judge said he, I haven't a word to say against my wifes character, but she has deserted me because I insist on work ing in this glorious State of yours instead of sitting around Paris with my arms folded
 He had the Judge on the run after that speech, and then clinched matters by f turning over to him Mrs. Tiffany's letter on Arkansas.
 "'whats an adopted but loyal son of Arkansas going to do, your Honor. when his wife writes to him that way about your-I should say. our glorious State, sir? he said.
 The plaintiff rested here. and there was no defense. The Judge announced his decision for the plaintiff in voice shaken by emotion, and he wrung Tiff fany's hand all the while the clerk was filling out the papers,"
 Mrs. Tiffany got divorce from the late Fernando Yznaga in 1887 in California on the grounds of incompatibility. She was | married to MT. Tiffany here in August, | 1888. In the same year YZnaga married Mabelle Wright The second Mrs. Yznaga | got divorce after a few years and then | joined the Catholic Church as a prelim' | mary to marrying Count Zichy vf Buda- pest.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12

a few Questions, tell him to stop Smok- ing and, then tap him for V.
 So the hopeful Graduate went to the old Family Physician for few Tips.
 The antique Medicine Man threw a Back -Twister when he heard of the Boys Intentions.
 Any one who tackles the Aesculapian Stunt is vitrified Mutt" said his Whis- kers. If you must earn your living, be a Porch Climber or a Short Change Man. We now have in this Country four Medi- cal Degrees to every case of Tonsiltis. Most of us arc so close to the Carpet that we have to buy last years Magazines to nut in the Waiting Room If a Patient dies, all of his Friends say that you helped to push him off, so they under mine your Practice and begin to plug for Christian Science. If he gets well, he gives you the Laugh and you have 10 go after him with a Constable. If you, ac- quire a Reputation. they work the Night Bell on you and if you arrange Dinner Party it's a Cinch that some Old Lady three miles away will ring in an Epilep- tic Fit and crab your whole Evening. Nix the Materia Medica! Turn back be- fore 1t is too late"
 Thereupon the Collegian bethought him of the Law. So he went to old Judge Caveat and said he wanted to start right in Reading.
 If you can dispense with Eating for the next IS Years, come and join our mo- ble Profession" said the Judge. If you have got into the Food Habit. however. and feel that you may need Clothes now and then, take my Advice and duck. It's getting so that one can't drop Brick out of a Window without hitting at least three lawyers. The only ones who land are those that sell their Immortal Souls to the Corporations, and they get roasted so hard that they cant be elected any thing except United States Senators. The Legal Profession is a Lottery in which there are 999 Blanks to every Prize and the one who gets the Prize usually draws a case of Nervous Dyspepsia with it and has to live on Cereal Food. If you de- sire safe and profitable Employment, learn to be a Bank Robber, but don't join the Starvation Brigade. The Pro- fessions are petering out. We live in Commercial Age. The Money Makers of today are the Wise Boys who trade in Produce and Manufactured Staples"
 Accordingly the Young Fellow put in an Application with large Wholesale Com cern. The High Guy called him in and gave him a Talk.
 If you are Strong and Willing, we can start you at S3.50 per Week, juggling boxes said the Manager. Tn ten Years bookkeeping department, where you can get s6o Month, just like finding it. Be- fore you decide upon Mercantile. Career, l may s well warn you that 95 per cent of those who go into Business eventually
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12

'Its only a Treadmill and after your Legs give out. YOU are dropped down the Dark Chute. Besides. your Coiiegiate Training units you to help out on the Comic Supplement Another thing, the longer you daily with Journalism the less you know about it: The best way hn which to direct a Newspaper B to stay away from the Office and write Letters to the Editor.''
 The poor Youth had just about played his whole String, when he happened to think of the stage He was Good Locker and knew how to wear Clothes and had made terrific Hits in Amateur Productions. The hardened Manager to whom he sent his Card handed him Cake of Ice weighing 300 Pounds.
 The Trouble. with you is that you nave been attending the University instead of working on q Spring Board. so as to do the Double Flip-Flops." said the Rag time lmpressario. You are next to the Greek Verb, all right, but you are shy on Buck-and- Wing Steps and can't see that you have a Chance in Million. l supp04e you have studied Shakespeare? If sosgyou may possibly hook up with a fly by-night Organization. The Legiti- mate Drama is now being played at the Whistling Posts and Water Tanks. but not in the great Thought Centers., If your Voice has been cultivated tn Flu rope, I think I could fix it for you. to carry a Spear. but as you have not suf- f1cient Talent to get you into the Chorus, I suggest that you go down and play the Stock Market" . Here was an Inspiration. He would go and find Employment in Brokers or flee and study the Quotations and grad ually pike into the World of Speculation He sought out pious old Gambler who , had made a Ton of Money by never doing 1, what he let on he was going to do. The veteran Financier would not he Party to the ruination of any Good Young Nah.
 Keep away from the Market" he said. "All those who play the Ticker get the Solar Plexus sooner or later. This Spec ulation is very demoralizing. It has de- moralized every one except me. l always warn Young Men to buy nothing on Mar gins Buy 1t outright. You can do this easily after you've earned the first Mil lion or two. as a Stenographer
 "Ttere doesn't seem to be any safe Opening for an eager Soul with Uni verslty Training" said the Graduate.
 "I might give you Hunch, on the Q. T. said the Old Gentleman. Those who are very Bright often marry into the families of the vulgar Rich thus ac- quiring the Means to go Abroad and
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12

blow up and the other per cent. com promise with the Trust and get what they can. The inexperienced Kid with out Capital who tries to get Hammer Lock on these alright Combinations has about as much chance as Chicken at a Campmeeting. If you wish to sit on a High Stool so long that you grow fast to it and then, at the Wind-Up. get a Floral Pillow from your Fellow Elm ployes. come and join our Happy Band But, if you are Foxy, cut out the Mer- cantile Act and try some Enterprise in which you will have Show to pull out something for yourself"
 By this time the Assets had shrivelled to about & .60 and it was up to the ann bilious Stripling to get on a Pay-Roll or else begin the systematic Touch.
 Journalism looked very good to him, because 1t seemed to require neither Ex- perience nor funds and he could mold Public Opinion without joining the Moulders' Union. An Old.Timer in the Business steered him away.
 Don't start into this Life" he said.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12
MANY JUDICIAL JOBS
THE PRESIDENT WILL HAVE
 VACANCIES TO FILL.
Chief Justice Fuller Soon to Retire, and Other Members of Supreme Court Will Have the
 Privilege.

Washington. April u.-(SpeciaI)-Law- yers in the land che4ishing judicial as- pLratlons are Wistfully scanning the list of Federal Judges who are likely to he ellminated from the bench during Presi- dent Roosevelt;s administration 1t Is said that within the next eighteen or twenty months President Roosevelt will nave to i'll more Federal judgeships than mas In the same time Iallen to the lot of any other administration.
 Quite number of distinguished jurists Will retire. including Chief Justice Fuller
 u Is no longer so melancholy thing age and service, for the last Congress at last took favorable action on the measure which has been pending for years increasing the compensa ton of urement pay. The retirement law pro vides that judge must have served ten years or be 70 years of age before he is eligible for retirement on full pay. Chief Justice Fuller Is eligible in both respects He was appointed by President Cleveland in 1SSS.
 Judge H arlan. of the United States su- preme Court, also has the privilege of soon exercise it. He has served more than twenty-five years, but IS noted still for extraordinary mNntal and physical vtgor. Justices 3r)Vn and Brewer could retire, and Justice White Will reach the
 retiring period on account of service by next February, but he Is still the young
 est member of the Supreme Court A number Of retire ements from the Court
 of Claims is exported at no distant date as there are judges on that bench whc are eligible for Ftirement and are saic to be giving the step some consideration Other retirements Of judges on the cir | cuts are looked for. In the First Circuit is Judge Le t}aron R. Colt. of Rhode Is land, who has served nineteen years, and on the Second Circuit. Judge William J Wallace, of Albany. N. Y. The retire ment of Judge Andrew F. McCormick
 of Dallas. Texas, has been a matter oi discussion in his circuit, the F'ifth for some time.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12
1Ae Modern Fable Qfkhe Willing ColleSiAn Who Was x
 Hunting For eA Foothold.
GHF BY GEORGE ADr. Copyright 1908, 5y Robert Howard Russell)

Once there was a Young Man with a College Education, an assortment of Cra- vats and about s in. Real Money, who was anxiously looking for his Life Work.
 He wanted to break into Learned Profession so that he could wear his Good Clothes all of the Time and get the Coin without working too hard for it. d His Idea of dignified Snap was to cit in a small office about three hours every Day and have the Public come in and pass Money to him. The Medical Game struck him as being about the softest Propt sltion of all.
 He thought that all Doc had to do was to lead the Mark into the Chamber of Horf ors, where they have the Skulls and the Butcher Knives. look him over. ask
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12
Have You Tried Ii?

Ozomulsion is the only vitazed emulsion of Cod Liver Oil, combined with the bIood-ga Guaia- col, the emulcent food Glycerne, and the Bone and Tissue-buiIdng Salts of Life, the Hypophospites of Lime and Soda.
 Ozomulsion is the Food That Does So Much Good. It is an aid to any medicine you may be talk ing. Your physician knows the formula and will recommend it.
 Take no emulsion but Ozomulsion and it will make you we'll.
 The great and marvellous building, strengthening properties of OzomuIsion quickly shown in it's immediate Good Results for Coughs, Colds Grip, Bronchitis Pneumonia, Sweats, Consumption of the Nose, Lungs, Lerynx, Intestines, Spleen, Kidneys and Liver, Anemia, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, and all disturbances of digestive or nervous system.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12
copenhagen's Socialist Mayor.

Copenhagen. the capital of Denmark, has just elected Socialist Mayor. He is a working painter named Jensen, who has been for some time President of the Dan ish trades unions. After his election hA was met outside the town hall by pro cesslon of over 1000 Socialists with torches and bands. They conducted him through the crowded streets. which were lined with cheering masses of working men. to the Peoples Hall where fete on a large scale was held. Mayor Jen- sen Is the first Socialist to gain such high honor in Denmark.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-04-12

considering the advisability of building automobile flour mills on wheels. using kerosene and equipping with similar ma chines-each such mill to be accompanied by a perambulating oven, sos that cur soldiers may have fresh bread each day from fresh ground wheat. It is an idea for the health as we'll as for the comfort of our troops.
 Recently solidifed flour has bene used in the British army. being formed under . hydraulic pressure into bricks, in which shape 1t will last indefinitely. being mold proof. unaffected by damp and sweet and wholesome after being kept for years The saving of storage room is great, in- asmuch as the cubic space occupied by 100 pounds of lose four will hold more than 300 pounds of the compressed erticle.
 In London steps are being taken to do away with the underground bakeries, which are claimed to be unheal.hful, the bread absorbing objectionable microbes Public opinion nowadays. in fact, de- mands bread that is as nearly germ free as possible. Mixing and kneading machines are used to minimize the amount of handling which the dough must undergo and the baked loaves arc put into envelopes of paraffin paper to keep the air from getting at them.
 The Department of Agriculture favors the adoption of a law compelling bakers in this country to sell their bread by the pound. as is customary abroad. II has been ascertained by inquiry that many people pay three times as much for the stan of life as others do. though there Is no material difference in the composition, and not much difference. fin respect to palatableness. of the product In some towns. taking an average among bakers, broad costs nearly twice as much as in other towns-a matter of no small importance when 1t is considered that an average family of five persons con- sumes about 1000 pounds of bread in a twelve month. The price of bread reckoned by weight, was found to run from Is cents pound in certain New Jersey cities to 2S cents a pound ir New York and Philadelphia.
 An average loaf of high grade bakers bread. says Professor Wiley, Is 70 pel cent air. Fifteen per cent of it i. starch and sugar. 10 per cent Is water, per cent Is protein 0he stuff that makes muscle and blood.) and per cent is salt and other mineral stuff. The crumb, by the way, contains just about twice as much water as the crust, and is proportionately less nutritious. So if you reject your bread crusts you are throw ing away the most valuable part of the loaf. Rene Bache