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Arizona republican., 1903-05-11

to the roaring Metropolis. Then he sat down and under the whispering Trees with nothing to superintend except the rising and setting of the Sun.
 Two weeks later, as the Financier was emerging from the Deep Woods he met the Rube coming in with Pull man Car Towel around his Head.
 What, so soon?" asked the City Man I've been against it for 25 Years. Why should you pass it up after two brief Weeks?"
 For the first three or four Days it was Great Stuff responded the Suffer CT. Then l began to tumble to the Fact that the Shows were all about the Same and that $7 Lunch was De- fusion unless I had an Appetite. The Automobile was a Hit until some of the New Machines began to pass me and then I lost Interest. As soon as it was rCiscd around that I had Stuff, l be- came Q Mark for every known Con Game to l frightened up and refused to see Visitors and every one said l was a Snob and the only Friends ] had were the Walters l tipped. So far as l can discover. the Bust Head resulting from the Bubbles that cost $6 per Quart is the same old Feeling that we used to
 
 gin to see that the Rich can afford all the LuXuries but the Minute they be- gin to dip into them, the Trouble be- gins l think I'm due for about one week of Absolute Calm. But what are you doing on yoilr way to the Station?' Say I don't like to roast your Els tablishment, but you have got the bummest lot of Birds I ever listened to-" said the Financier. Their Rep ertory is too limited. And that COW has a Manner that is soothing for Day or two and then begins to suggest an irritating lack of Versatility as it were. I discovered also, a certain Monotony in the Antics of the Squir- rels As for the Weekly, l have read 1 it all through, four times, including the Sarsaparilla Ads and along toward the last the only thing that interested me was the Time Table. l needed good Rest and I've had enough to last me ! fully years. When I strike that Club tonight, I'll simply sign my Name to the Card and have them bring Tn the whole Works from Caviar to Caf@ | Noir"
 I'm afraid there isn't any such h. stitution as a. Paradise on Earth, re- marked the Rube.
 "Oh. yes there is," said the Million ] aire, but we never find it twice in the same Spot
 Moral: A complete Change will al- ways do one Good and sometimes do him to a Finish.
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11
CHRISTIAN POLITICS
Subject of Lecture of Hon. J. M Glass
 Last Night.

It was a splendid audience that greet ed the Hon. J. M. Glass in the First NJ. E. church last night In a union meet ing of all young peoples societies of the city MT. Glass spoke upon Chris ton Citizenship" which he defined as meaning Christian politics.
 He disclaimed any intention of advo- eating the union of church and state, but he contended that the church mus: save the state. He referred to the change in public sentiment on the great questions of modern reform, citing Lovejoy and Phillips as examples. Lovejoy was mobbed and murdered and Phillips was dragged through the streets of Boston with Q rope around his neck for his espousal of the enamel patton of the slaves.
 Fifty years later the states of Illi- nois and Massa chusetts have each ap- propriated $50, coo for monuments to these martyrs. MT. Glass predicted that a monument would be reared to Susa q B. Anthony if she should ever die. He rejoiced that the day of drinking preachers and Christians was passed because public sentiment would nol tolerate them.
 He maintained that the greatest ene- mics of the nation were the concentra- tion os wealth and the liquor business. He cited as an illustration of the for mer the great wealth of Rockefeller. which he said was greater than the amount that Adam could have accumu-
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11
HOPE IS NEVER IN VAIN.

Perhaps today is a dismal day With never a joy in sight; But tomorrow may dawn in splendid
 way And scatter your woes in flight. Tomorrow may come with blessings
 rare
 To lay at your feet, and you May wonder why men sit in despair When the world is so fair to view. FeI hars ihere is sorrow .witli" yorr
 heart.
 As you struggle along today: But tomorrow may rend the clouds
 apart
 And fortune may turn your way. Hope on. for hope is never in vain; Though tomorrow be dark and drear Each hope of today is precious gain To help till the skies shall clear. $. F. Riser in Chicago Record Herald.
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11
WHY 1T SUCCEEDS
Because It's for One Thing Only, and
 Phoenix Is Learning This.

Nothing can be good for everything.
 Doing one thing well brings success.
 Doan's Kidney Pills do one thing only
 They're for sick kidneys.
 They cure backache. every kidney i'll.
 Here is Phoenix evidence to prove ir
 L. s. Dunbar, proprietor of the fruit and cigar store, 33 North First avenue. residence 576 North Seventh avenue. says: "Doan's Kidney Pills are not a new remedy to me. We first used them in our family several years ago when living in Marietta, Ohio, where they are considered a household necessity. They are the finest remedy for backache or any symptoms of irritated or weakened kidneys on the market. Shortly after moving here some three years ago symptoms of a recurrence of kidney trouble in our family became evident. and we tried to get Doan's Kidney Pills at several drug stores. They knew nothing about them and we sent to our druggist, MT. Styer of Marietta for supply. Noticing them advertised In Phoenix last winter when we required them we procured them at the Brisley Drug Co.'s store. They are a necessity in our household, particularly so when compelled to drink the water in Phoe- nix. On every occasion when their use is required they have never failed to bring prompt relief.
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents per box. Foster Milburn Co.,, Buffalo. N. Y. sole agents for the United States. Remember the name-Doan's-and take no other.
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11

slightest Command. For Luncheon you shall go 10 a Club where you may meet those who have Money to burn and if your Check is under S11, it shows that you are a Pil<er. You can stop work at 8 D. m. and go for a Spin in your French Touring Car, with a Chaffeur to work the Wheel. Tn the Evening you can put on your GIads and drink S47 worth of Vintage Wines and take in two or three theatres and after that start in again and have something to Eat"
 You are strin6ing me" said the Rube. Such Heavenly Joys as these never come to the poor Yap.''
 ''I will let you use my Bank Account and then you won't be. Yap." ex- plained the Millionaire. "Go and revel in the Life that you read about in the Weekly Papers. All that I ask in re- turn is the Use for one blissful Month of this sequestered Snuggery, here among the Morning Glories and the blithesome Chickadees."
 The Financier gave the Rube all the Credentials needed and shipped him
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11
DISCONTENTED RUBE

lat Nights wondering what Attorney General Knox is going to do. When he's hungry, all he has to do is put on the Griddle, pull a few Radishes and milk the Cow No getting roped in at Annual Dinners. No struggle to butt into the Headquarters of the Elite. How I envy him"
 So he approached the Man behind the Whiskers and greeted him cheerfully, for he felt that he would fain know the Secret of True Happiness.
 You have a charming Joint here. said the Financier. You seem to be quite away from the hurry and turmoil of the World"
 Yes. it is very Lonesome" was the melancholy Reply. "I should like to live on the Main Pike but Land is too high As soon as l sell my Hogs. l
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11

He struck a Rest Cure where every one dressed for Dinner and full Or chestra tore off Popular Music. He saw the same Mournful Faces of the male and female Plutocrats who were trying the purchase Enjoyment at so much per Day and they did not seem to have a tranquilizing Effect on him. So he wandered away from the Hotel and took a quiet Country Lane and soon he was in the Deep Woods.
 The Silence was broken only by the Rustic of Leaves. the tapping of the Woodpeckers and the occasional Stunt of some Feathered Warbler.
 This is where Man really belongs, ' sighed the track-sOre Financier. What an artificial and profitless Life we lead there among the Sky -Scrapers. Our Little Existence is rounded off with a French Menu and a few lines of Promo SeltZer in tae Morning. We toll for years trying to get the Hammer-Locx on Fame and when it comes to Cash In, nobody knows whose Funeral it is and the Trolley Cars refuse to get out of the Way"
 While he was thus Meditating. he came to Clearing, in which there was an humble Shack with a dinky Little Garden behind it. Tn the Doorway of the Modest Cot sat a Rube who wore a heavy Fringe Cn the Sub Maxillary- Above his head bloomed the symmetri- cal MOrning-Glory and the fresh smell of the Greenwood was mingled with the pleasing OdOr of the Store Tobacco he was smoking, the while he spelled out the Long Words in a Newspaper.
 There's a Three-Sheet of Content ment for you said the weary Million aire T wish I had his snap. Nothing to do except read about Crime and watch the Squirrels. No one to call him up on the Phone. No lying awake
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11

A Warsaw journal relates the follow ing story of an experiment made by a Polish nobleman to ascertain how far storks migrate during the winter. He caught a stork and attached plate to it's neck on which were inscribed the words, "Haec ciconia ex Polonia = CThis stork comes from Poland'D. Tn the following spring the same stork was found in the noblemans park. with bundle around it's neck, containing several precious stones oi great value, and the metal plate wieh these words on the other side: India cum donis remittit Polonis'' C'India sends him back with presents to the Poles'O.
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11

ine" a box was the limit, and because the Hooligan who now shouts his un- palatable and unwholesome fruit with one hand holding his jaw against dis location was not then in eN.0ence.- New York Times.
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11

BOTANIC BLOOD BALM CB. B. B) is Pleasant and safe to take. Thoroughly tested for 30 yrs. Composed of Pure Bo- tanic Ingredients. Strengthens weak kid neys and weak stomachs, cures dyspepsia. Complete directions go with each, bottle
 Sold in Phoenix, Ariz., by Elvey X Hue lett, k. Washington St; H. Goodman, cor. Washington and Center Sts. w Wake- lin's Pharmacy. Call or write either store. Blood Balm sent by express.
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11
Copyright, 1903, by Robert Howard
 RuSsell)
BY GEORGE AIDE.

Once there was a Stock Exchange Midas who had great gobs of the Wherewith.
 Day and Night he was bounded by those who were looking for Hot Tips, or who wanted to touch him up for Denominational Colleges or who had Good Things which they wished him to back with much Coin.
 At last, in order to escape the wear ing sound of the Ticker and get the Hard Knots cut of his Nervous Sys- tenn, he tucked away to the Country and left word that he had gone to Flu rope.
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11
APPROPRIATE ACTION.

Here the illustrious statesman whose name had been mixed up somehow with a bribery scandal waxed righteously in dignant. His frame quivered. his eye flashed fire. and his voice rang out in eloquent denial of the insinuations ban died about by mendacious and subsi- dized-press.
 As for these infamous ghOuls and hyenas,' he shouted, who have print ed those internal lies about me in their filthy newspapers, l hurl the abominable lies back in their teeth. and I laugh in their bleared and sodden faces,"
 Hereupon he contOrted his face with a scowl of rage, emitted a hoarse howl and the laugh passed into history.
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11
WHEN IT ISN'T.

Hewitt-Talk is cheap.
 Jewett-Did you ever have your wife talk you into buying her an Easter bonnet"
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11
()[l|l)
 P(l)lSS SS|!l)|l
Bone Pains, Itching, Scabby Skin
 Diseases.

Swellings. CarbuncIes, Pimples. Scrofula Permanently cured by taking Botanic Blood Balm. It destroys the active Pois- on in the blood. IT you have aches and pains in bones. back and joints Itching Scabby Skin, Blood feels hot or thin, swollen Glands Risings and Bumps on the Skin, Mucous Patches in Mouth. Sore Throat, Pimples. or offensive eruptions. Copper-COlOred Spots or rash on Skin. all rundown, or nervous. Ulcers on any part Of the body, Hair or Eyebrows falling out Carbuncles or Boils take
 BOTANIC BLOOD BALM. Guaranteed to cure even the worst and most deep seated cases where doctors. patent medi- cines. and hot springs fail. Heals all sores, stops all aches and pains, reduces all swellings. makes blood pure and rich, clean, healthy condition. B. B. F. has cured thousands of cases of Blood Poison even after reaching the last stages.
 old Rheumatism. Catarrh. Eczema are caused by an awful poisoned condi- tion of the Blood. F.. F. P. stops Hawk Aches and Pains: cures Rheumatism, Ca tarrh; heals all Scabs, Scales, Eruptions. Watery Blisters. foul fostering Sores Of Eczema by giving q pure, healthy blood supply to affected parts
 CANCER CURED.
 Botanic Blood Balm Cures Cancers of all Kinds. Suppurating Swelliugs. Eating Sores, .TumoTs, ugly Ulcers. It kills the Cancer Poison and heals the sores or worst cancer perfectly; If you have a persistent Pimple, Wart. SWellinSs; Shooting, Singing Pains. take Blood Balm and they will disappear before they develop into Cancer. Many apparently hopeless cases of cancer cured by taking Botanic Blood Balm.
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11

What a lot men would know if they could swap their ignorance for knowl- edgei
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11

Remember this: a man doesn't have to look the part
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11

Her novel is one of the most eone- neral successes" "Indeed?" "Oh. yes. It was published before g o'clock in the morning. and was not completely for gotten until quite a bit after o'clock in the evening. g.'-Life.
Arizona republican., 1903-05-11

No man ever loved a woman he was afraid of.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-02
Evansville and Vicinity.

Special Correspondence OF The Evening Star.
EVANSVILLE, Md. December /. 1903.
An overheated furnace ia the basement
of the Pinckney Memorial EpiscopaD
Church was responsible for a small blaze
In that church yesterday about noon. A
space about four feet square burned
out of the floor. and the damage amounted
to ABOUT $50. The local fire department
responded to an alarm but the fire had
been practically eXtinguished before its ar
rival.
MIR. E. A Fuller is back from hunting
trip of three days in AquaSco district, lower
Prince Georges county. He the guest
of Mr.. J. w Rawlings Mr. Chas. Fl. Welsh
has returned also from a hunting trip in
the vicinity Of Woodviile, Prince Georges
county Mr.. w. ID. Porter. jr.. left ysster-
day for a cunning trip In St Mary's county.
He will be the guest of Mr.. NJ. b. Freeman.
near Mechanicsville.
Mrs j. J. Kennedy nee Mudd), with her
little daughter, of Brooklyn, n. Y, Is the
guest of her aunt. Mrs. Chas. II. Welsh.
Mr. Alonzo G. Darcy, prominent repub-
ucan of Prince Georges county, and ex-
registrar of wills. died at his home near
ForeStville, aged sixty years He was the
first president of the Prince Georges
County Citizens Association. Funeral
services were held Monday at Forestviile.
Mr. B. d. Stephen. the newly elected clerk
of the court for Prince Georges county,
took the oath of Office before Judge Geo.
B. Merrtck at Marlboro Monday, and i'm
mediately entered upon the discharge or
his duties He furnished bond in the sum
of S14 eco. Messrs. Trueman Cross and j.
n. w. Wilson. assistants under Mr.. James
B. Belt, the retiring republican clerk of the
court will be retained by Mr.. Stephen for
several months
The Prince Georges County Road League
met Monday evening in Magistrate Cars
Office Director II. J. Patterson Of the Mary
land experiment station presiding, with K. T.
Benjamin secretary, Mr.. w. T. L. Tai
iaferro. agriculturist. Maryland Asr1cui- "
tural College. addressed the meeting, and
advocated the establishment Of road insti- G
tutes In the county for the education Of
the people to the Importance Of good roads. g
The league approved the draft Of a propos-
ed new road law for Prince Georges
county, and the members of the delegation ?
to the general assembly from the county
will be urged to have II passed.
Mr.. Francis w. Hill OF Marlboro has
been appointed school commissioner for
Prince Georges county, vice ]. Se1lwyu
Sasscer. resigned. Mr.. Eth viii be the re-
publican minority member of the board.
He Is a brother Of the democratic dele
gate-eiect. DR.. r, 8. Hill. from.this county
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-02
FOR SALE-L0TS.

FOR SALE-yERY SUITABLE FOR WARE
house. laundry. ETC.; isize Is by nearly 200 IT.;
wide open court: location NV; convenient: near
station improvements bring $50 year; price,
s., 800. g. G. WAXING, lila q NV. no2S-6ts
PROSPECTIVE PURCHASERS OF REAL ESTATE
should not invest without FIRST seeing our hand
somely illustrated 2o-page Booklet OF Connecu-
cut Avenue Highlands. the new addition to the
fashionable northwest, IL contains valuable
Information pertaining to the wonderful growth
of the northwest.
A few lots will be sold on monthly payments
{$10O to $500 cash and $40 TO $25 monthly
Drop postal. telephone call for FREE
COPY of the Booklet plat &c.
On notice one Of our statesmen will call in an
automobile to show you the property.
FULTON r. GORDON, 613 18th st. NV.
Telephone Main so. de1-15t
FOR SALE-B. & O. SIDINGS.
Most accessible; any size: adapted to all bust
ness purposes and at one-hslf the price they Will
bring later. LEXINGTON IMP. CO., 1410 G NV.
no27-6ts
FOR SALE-OWNER MUST SELL A FEW DE-
sirable lots Columbia road bet 10th and
18th sts- NV; terms satisfactory. Address
+ OWNER r. c., Star ONCE. se5-s&w-3p'
FOR SAIE-LOTS LOTS. LOTS
IN ALI. SECTIONS.
YOU'LL SAVE TIME AND MONEY
BY GETTING OUR LIST.
IN THE FASHIONABLE SECTIONS
ON COLUMBIA AND WASHINGTON HEIGHTS
STONE 4 FAIRFAX, 500 and sos F st. NV.
my11-tf
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COUNTRY PROPERTY.

FOR SALE-ON THE BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS,
ut Bfuemont. Virginia. ideal villa sites for sum-
mer homes; easily accessible from Washington;
high attitudes and pure freestone waters: de-
hghtful season for inspecting property. Inquire
of THE BLuEMONT land AND IMPROVE
MINT COMPANY, 14O7 r st. NV. no20tf
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DENTISTRY.

TEETH WITHOUT PLATES; NO ExTRACTiNG;
no ain: feel: act and last longer chan natural
teeth. StIunkeh faces made normal Painless
filing Or. ,. L. WILSON, 1903 r st. NV.
ny21 26ts
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BUSINESS PRQPERTY.

WE HAVE TWO CHOICE BUSINESS PROPERTY
Investments In location where property Is seldom
offered for sale. HEISKEIL McLERAN. 10 s
r ST. de2-3t
FOR ALE-SPLENDID STORE AND DWELL,
fng, brick stable; best square II st. ne; only
81. 500; 81 500 cash. balance like rent. G. c.
WAXING. TIA q NV. no2S12,s
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-02

FOR SALE-ON WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NEW
house. $40 500 stories; 10 large rooms; 2 hand
tiled baths concerted cellar under entire
house; lot 20x145 to wide alley; 80 feet parking;
latest plumbing and improvements yearly tenant
at SIS per month"; If desired; local ion 1906 Bal
timore st. NV. Apply to Owner, 1906 Baltimore
st. or Room 4, 1920 st. no2S-7t
FOR SALE-TWO s AND 10-ROOM HOUSES WITH
large grounds; all In good condition; cheap
monthly payments; at Berwyn. Md. We must
sell these houses at half their value to close
estate. KLEINER & CO., Git F NV. no25-6t
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HOTEL APARTMENTS.

THE CAIRO,
q 10th.
Newly and elegantly furnished or unfurnished
apartments
This weIi-known house Is absolutely ireproof, has
IL. largest q: any house in Washington
Elevators running day and night.
Best OF hotel service. being under and
s-.rienced management.
.,r24-tf WM. H. SNYDER, Mgr.
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FIRST-CLASS RESIDENCES.
SWELL LOCATIONS.
LOW PRICES

FIRST-CLASS RESIDENCES
SWELL LOCATIONS.
Low PRICES
1f01 Q ST.. IA rooms, baths, steam heat Si6 500
ST. bet 18th & 18th. IL rooms; 22x120... 8, 800
10Th st near 5. 10 rooms. ................. $3.50
y st. mr. 10th. 12r:, hot water heat; 22x120 1900
Dr. lIth&lsth lZr., 2b. b. ". ht.: 20x100 $500
Mass ave. near 18TH II rooms. baths :. Ia, 500
T st. near 18th. IL rooms. baths: 20x116. 10 800
Y ST. near E0th. IL rooms part stone. $3.50
9 st. near 2ist, 10 rooms steam hest. 49,. $3.50
New Hampshire nv. near N. II rooms, ba. 9, 500
Conn ay.. new, lar. ba.. very handsome. 700
and 18th. IL rooms. baths; 20x10O. 80. II 600
r 81 hear Conn. ave. 12r.. baths; stable. 10 800
Connecticut ave-. 10 rooms ............... $500
L ct: near I4th. ~ rooms, 20xfO0. 1900
SEND FOR COMPLETE LIST.
-SroSE Il Fairfax, 606-S06 1t. NV.
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THE HIGHLANDS

Corner Conn. and Cal. ayes. NV.
suites contain from to rooms. furnished
and unfurnished. Larger apartments with two
baths. Public reception, writing and smoking
rooms. etc Clerk In charge of Office day and
night. Cafe. American and European. Cuisine
and servants OF the highest order
For plans and particulars apply to Z. l.. IVES
TON, Manager. WEAVER BROS, Agents. 1416
L ST. NV. Washington, d. G. oc23-tf
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STOfKBRIDGE
14i6 Chaplin ST,
Annex ta Berkshire.
suite. of D. and rooms, bath. porch. teie.
i,aeBs, very light and sunny; private park.
lricrs So %. S3o and S3I Ju
VIII be ready Nov. IL. oc14-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-12-02

FOR SALE-HERE ARE TWO GOOD PROPERTY
propositions that should appeal to homeseekers
any one with little money to invest:
New house OF. Sc; 8 rooms and bath,
pantry and alley; offered for a small cash pay
ment and balance monthly.
9Th st. me-. Groom and bath house; in excel
lent condition: occupied by owner; offered on
easy terms for 81. 900.
BARNARD & MARK,
1.-The Oval Sign 1872 st.
no30-2Od
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ACCOUNTANTS.

J. K. BATES,
PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT AND AUDITOR,
0neesEl09Eand 1l0,
washington Loan and Trust building.
9th and z SITS. NV. Telephone No. o72.
Mercantile. Corporation and Legal Accounting.
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FOR EXCHANGE.

FOX EACHANGE-IF YOU HAVE HOUSES AND
lots that you cannot sell, let exchange them
Tor others In any part Of the city, which include
some houses that rented well and bring a
large income the amount invested in them
DUNLOP, REAL ESTATE BROKER.
del-26t'7 MetZerott Building
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FOR SALE-SPLENDID HOMES.
ONLY 775o.
Columbia Road, adjoining the corner of 18th,
OF the highest locations on The Heights"
paved street, cement sidewalk, alley.
GO IN 1854
OPEN. HEATED.
10 rooms. rooms deep. TWO ~ TILED
BATHS; beautiful mantels; SERVANTS STAIR
WAY; beautiful decorations. STEAM HEAT
2-story porch.
The price is low enough, much less than any
similar houses In this section. DON'T FAIL TO
INSPECT
STONE & FAIRFAX. S06-sOS st. NV.
del-3t
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FOR EXCHANGE - BEAUTIFUL. PLOT OF
land. UNINCUMBERED, for one or more houses
Can be subdivided most advantageousy.
oc6H EARLY & HAMPTON, 6l5 14th ST NV.