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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17
The Third Thing.-Dr. A

Cure for the Heart will do two things. 1t
will relieve in 80 minutes and cure every
disease of the heart and secondly it will en-.
rich the blood. Now The heart steps in and
owing to its new strength pumps an increased
supply of this rch red blood 20 the nerves
and thus feeds them, which is the third
thing necessary in curing by this new proc
ess, heart disease or nervousness.-I5
Sold by c. A. Klein.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17
Lies a Burden

is not rghI, Is there Nausea Is lhere Con.
stipation2 Is the Tongue Coated Are you
Light. Healed Do you have Sick Head.
ache2 Any and all of these denote Stomach
and Liver Disorder. DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills
act quickly and will cure most stubborn and
chronic cases 40 in vial for 10 cents.-It
Sold by c. A. Klein.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17
Itching, Burning, Creeping

CrdWIInS oKIH DIse'ses feHeVeu IN
few minutes by DR.. Agnew's Ointment. DR..
Agnew's Ointment relieves instantly, and
cures retter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head,
Eczema, Ulcers, Blotches, and all Eruptions
of the skin. 1t is soothing and quieting
and acts like magic in all Baby Humors
lrritations of the Scalp or Rashes during
teething time. 3sc. box.-I4
Sold by c. A. Klein.
The man who purchases his popularity
soon discovers that the market is liable to
fluctuations.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17
Dr.. Agnew's Cure for the

Heart acts directly and quickly stimulates
the hearts action, stops most acute pain,
dispels all signs of weakness, huttering,
sinking. smothering, or palPitation. This
wonderful cure is the sturdy ship which
carries the heart.sick patient into the haven
of radiant and perfect health. Gives relief
in most acute forms of heart disease in 90
minutes.-I3
Sold by c. A. Klein.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17

WANTED-A TRUSTWORTHY GENTLEMAN
or lady In each county 10 manage business for
an Old established house Of solid financial stand
Ing. straight, bona tde weekly salary OF
$500 paid by check each Monday with all ex.
penseS direct from headquarters. Money ad-
vanced Tor expenses. Enclose addressed enve-
lope. Manager, 800 CaXton building, Chicago,
Illinois lO-i l6C
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17
FEBRUARY JURYMeN.
Men Who Will sill on Cases al the Next Re-
guIar Court Of Quarter Session.

II. G. Hoaglun, Mihlin.
A. G. Hagenbuch, Centre.
David Jones, Conyngham.
John Johnston, Greenwood.
Frank Jones, Bloomsbury.
Francis ii. Jones, Fishingcreek.
John Kirkendall, Miillin.
b. +. Kashner, Pine.
j. p. Laubach, Suglrloaf
III. G.. Miller, Miiilin.
Wilson Rhodes, Locust.
John Shultz, Greenwood.
William Thomas, Bloom.
John NJ. Welsh, Orange twp.
John Whitesides, Conyngham.
Benjamin +. Whitmoyer, Pine.
Charles NJ. Wenner, Fishingcreek.
ID. f. Weiss, Bloomsburg.
TRAVERSE JURoRs-First Week,
c. II. Bower, Brlarcreek.
David Brady, Greenwood.
Milton II. Bitter, Pine.
\. b Cathcart, Bloom.
j. :. Cole, Millville.
| Philip Greasy, Mt. Pleasant.
o. w. Crawford, Bloom.
Ira Cherington, Roaringcreek.
John G. Crydcr, Centre.
:. Dennison Cole, Benton Twp.
Amos w. Dreibelbis, Mt. Pleasant.
Orville Ewes, Mt. Pleasant.
j. II. Eisenhower. Mifllin.
Frank Faust, Berwick.
Wesley Fleming, Montour.
Parvin Fritz, Fishingcreek.
Samuel Giger, Bloomsbury.
Abram Hartman, Madison.
w III. Henrie, Bloom.
i. w. Hartman, Scott.
Boyd Henry, Scott.
Harry Hartman, Franklin.
William J. Haines, Centralia Boro.
William Harry, Berwick.
j. p. Hill, Sugarloaf
Harry Hendershott, Madison.
w. f.. Johnston, Montour.
Bruce Johnston, Berwick.
Matthias NJ. Kreamer, Greenwood.
Russell Keller, Jackson.
Charles +. Kester, Greenwood.
Harry Kindt, Mt. Pleasant.
Oscar Lowenberg. Bloom.
Harry Mellick, Mt. Pleasant.
Joseph Moser, Conyngham.
Miles w. Moss, Benton Twp.
John Miller, jackson.
Robert Morris, Bloom.
q. Is. Martin, Bloom.
NJ. w. McHenry, saltwater.
o. ID. McHenry, Saltwater.
James Mcbride, Montour.
John Oliver, Locust.
A. Clinton Parks, Sugarloaf.
Charles NJ. Quick, Bloom.
Virgil Robbins, Greenwood.
c. w. Runyan, Bloom.
William Roth, Montour.
Moses Savage, Jackson.
Stephen E. Steadman, Sugarloaf.
w. b. Snydor, Locust.
j. G. Shultz, Madison.
Ambrose II. Sharpless, Catawissa.
G. G. Trench. Bloomsburg.
j. b. Welliver, Millville.
Amos Wanich, Hemlock.
Charles Wagner, Locust,
Samuel Iost. Bloom.
Elmer G. Yeager, Locust.
II. II. Iarr, Bloom.
TRAVERSE JURORS Second Week.
Gallon II. Burd, Cleveland.
Charles ID. Bankes, Catawissa Twp.
William A. Roberts, Jackson.
G.. NJ. Bower, Briarcreek.
William ID. Davis, Cleveland.
Charles Drumheller, Catawissa Twp.
Samuel Demott, Millville.
Joseph b. Edwards. Bloom.
Hiram q. Everitt, Mt. Pleasant.
V. p. Ewes, Millville.
Elias Evans, Benton Twp.
j. III. Eek, Briarcreek.
Wilson Forbes, Sugarloaf.
Albert Girton, Madison.
w. Ellis Geiger, Montour.
Alfred Hess, Fishingcreek,
o. a. Henrie, Berwick.
Edward Jasper, Conyngham.
A. J. Kendig, Fishingcreek.
A. l.. Kline, Catawissa Boro.
] X. Krick baum, Benton Twp.
Rush Lutz, Mifflin,
Clarence NJ. Laubach, Sugarloaf.
w. NJ. Monroe, Montour.
Charles Mordan, Mt. Pleasant.
George w. Maust, Millville'
j. ID. McHenry, Fishingcreek.
Harry w. Miller, Sugarloaf.
John Rank, Scott.
Roy Ralston, Bloom.
VIM. f.. Sanders, jackson.
Jacob Stein, Sugarloaf.
Matthias G. Whitenight, Hemlock.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17

The busyoody is always TOO busy to mind
his or her own business.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17

No, Maude, dear; wind dyspepsia is not
always the result of being forced to eat ones
own words.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17

Lots of men would rather be brigadier
generals of lazness than captains of in.
dustry.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17
COLLECTOR P6NMAN's VIEWS.
His Interpretation Of Cigar Law plcasos
the Dealers.

; Revenue collector Penman Of
Scranton has interpreted the law of
selling cigars from the boxes in a
manner which will better please
cigar dealers. He says: There
is no new law on the subject, but it
appears the law existing for some
time is evaded by parties exposing
for sale cigars and tobacco not in
the original package, having them
i'll box not stamped. If the boxes,
properly stamped and branded, are
i'll the show case, the box can be
handed out when a customer calls
for cigars and he can select from
the box, or the dealer can reach i'll
the box in the case and take
handful of cigars therefrom, place
| them on the case and let the custom
er select his cigar or cigars, then
return the balance to the box in
the case. The customer has a
right to know that the box is
properly stamped, and for that
reason the better plan is to hand out
the box.
Plug tobacco or other tobacco
must be sold from the stamped
package. 1t must not be cut up in
pieces, and the pieces taken from the
box and placed elsewhere and sold
when a customer wants tobacco.
1t must be taken from the original
package.
Take care Of the stomach and the health
will take care of itself. II people only real.
lied the soundness Of that statement the
majority might live to good old age like
Moses, "the eye undimmed, he natural
force unabated." 1t is In the stomach that
the blood is made 1t is from the stomach
that nourishment is dispensed to nerve and
muscle II the stomach is 4" weak it can't
do its "whoe" work for each part of the
body. If is diseased the disease will taint
the nourishment which is distributed, and so
spread disease throughout The body. 1t was
the realization of the importance Of the sto.
mach as the very center of health and the !
common source of disease, which led DR.. /
Pierce to prepare his Golden Medical Dis /
covery." diseases which originate in the
stomach must be cured through the stomach" /
The soundness Of this theory is proved every /
day by cures of diseased organs, heart, liver, /
lungs, blood, by the use of the "Dis.
covery' which is solely and singly a medi.
cine for the blood and organs of digestion
and nutrition 1t is Temperance medicine
containing 70 alcohol, whisky or other in
tcXicant.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17

The devil is always in favor Of rapid tran
sit
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1903-12-17

Years had passed, Margaret had
married wealthy sutor, and Miri-
I'M spent part of her time with her, a
lale, silent girl absolutely devoid of
interest in life. For whom was she
mourning? She declared that it was
rot for Walter Dickson, that it was
vi mistake that she had cared for
lin, save as a friend Margaret,
'ood and practical, was puzzled. Even
Ter acute theology did not lead her
% believe that God had answered the
Wild, blaspemous prayer of crazed
girl, but she laid her strange apathy
10 remorse over Edgar's death. And,
owing the girl as she did, Margaret
tried in every way to interest and
amuse her. Miriam took part in these
efforts, but without heart. Margaret
never noticed the words of the little
song so often on Miriam's lips:
How could | know | would love thee
afar
When loved thee not anear?"
- They would have meant nothing to
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05

An amusing story is told of Robert
Simson, who was professor of mathe-
matics at the University Of Glasgow
and as eccentric in some ways rs he
was brilliant in others. He always
counted his steps on the street and al
lowed nothing to interfere with this
valuable practice. If any one spoke
to him during the process, he repeated
the number Of the last step taken and
stopped short until he could resume his
count and walk on.
One day he was accosted by q man
who knew him by sight, but had never
been told of the professors habit Of
counting steps.
II beg your pardon, professor" he
said, at which the mathematician halt
ed, murmuring Give hundred and sew
enty-three."
MAY I have a word with you2' ask
ed the man.
Most happy-573"
"Oh, no; merely one question"
"Well-573"
"Yon IRE too kind; but, knowing your
acquaintance with the late DR.. B., may
venture to ask whether am right in
saying that he left $500 to each of his
nieces?"
"Precisely-573."
"And there were four nieces, were
there not 2"
"Exactly-573.
| The man stared at the professor, and
then, muttering. give hundred and
seventy-three he must be crazy!" he
made a hasty bow and started away.
mo, no." cried the professor. taking
q step as he spoke; mot 573 nieces-
four-5T4!'
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05
A Way to save Tired Feet.

81 = - Il
If people who are troubled with tired
feet could know the relief that comes
from the use Of cushions placed In
front of the table where they stand
when dishes IRE washed or vegetables
prepared they would provide them
selves with one or more Of these pads
ut once. They may be made with sew
eral thicknesses Of old cloth, bagging,
carpet lining or horse blanket stitched
together and covered with old carpst
or drugget, the edges turned in and
overhanded and the whole then tackled
like comfortable. Hang 1t up by
two loops when not in use to keep the
edges from curling up.' In fact, to
| prevent this 1t is not a bad plan to
have 1t oblong in shape.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05
CULINARY CoNcElTs.

Cakes will not stick to their tins II
placed on damp cloth when removed
from the oven.
The toughest fowl can be made eat.
able IL put in cold watcr-plenty Of 1t
and cooked very slowly from five to
SIX hours.
The addition OF tablespoonful Of
cream to brown gravy makes 1t de-
liciously rich. 1t is also a desirable
ingredient In beef tea.
The water in which rice Is boiled Is
too valuable to be thrown out. Add
tomatoes TO It and mike q soup for the
next days luncheon or dinner.
Water for boiling fish should always
be at the boiling point before the fish
is put in. Salt and a few teaspoonfuls
Of vinegar should also have been
added
To broil salt Goldfish soak the fish to
remove the salt dry with cloth, broil
over clear fire for ten or fifteen min
utes. When cooked pour melted but
ter over 1t and serve hot
Better than baking Pic crust inside
the tins and pricking to prevent puff;
ing is to turn the tin upside down, fold
the crust over 1t and bake thus. Turn
the crust upon an earthen plate and fill
with lemon or any soft filling Desired.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05

One thing should be remembered
1t is not art to disguise a dish beyond
recognition. Fish should appear US
fish and meat as meat and the guests
should be able to tell at once whit Is
served to them. Cold dishes lend
themselves more readily to garnishes
than hot dishes. For cold meats aspic
Jelly. Is always Acceptable and easily
prepared. 1t may be made Of water
favored with beef OF chicken extracts,
seasoned, cleared and siffened with
gelatin. Boiled or fried potatoes make
an excellent garnish for fish With the
addition OF parsley and lemon. Hard
boiled eggs are suitable accompani-
ments for boiled fish or nodded
spinach. The small vegetables, such
as peas and beans and carrots and
turnips, cut in small pieces. are ,appro-
pirate with meat. To use caulifower,
macaroni, brussels sprouts or aspara-
gus us a garnish is mistake. Rice Is
used to advantage as border for
Dreamed meats and vegetables. Pars-
ley, lettuce, celery tops and cress are
IN order with many dishes.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05

portrait OF beautirul girl whose violet
eyes regarded me with the same sweet
expression 1 had noted in my bride Of
the previous evening.
sit is Amelie de Boursons," said the
notary in gentle voice. II have seen
this picture often and heard the girls
pitiful story, and that is why knew
her last night to be q mere phantom.
Her father was stern, hard man, who
insisted upon her marrying a person ut
terly distasteful to the young girl. She
tried to escape, but was captured and
brought home to confront her fate. On
the wedding morning they found her
dead in her bed. She had taken her
own life. That was forty years ago,
monsieur"
AS we left the room glanced curl
ously Mt the ruby that sparkled on my
finger.
wear 1t to this day.
1t is the only evidence / have ever
possessed of my phantom bride.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05
AZ Erienllx Tin.


Mr.. Jones kept toyshop and among
various things sold fishing rods. For
the purpose Of advertising them he had
a large rod hanging outside, with an
artificial fish at the end of 1t. Late one
night when most people were in bed,
a man who was rather the worse for
his nights enjoyment happened to see
this fish. He looked at it. and then
went cautiously up to the door and
knocked gently. Jones did not hear
this, so after the man had knocked a
little louder he responded at the win
dow up above.
who's thereY' said Jones.
Don't make noise,'' said the man
in a whisper. "but come down as quiet
" as you can"
At this request our friend thought
there must be something the matter
20, after dressing and coming down rs
quietly Us possible, he proceeded to ask
what 1t was.
'What is the matter9" he inquired.
"Shw said the man. "Pull your line
In, quick! You've got bite!"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05
snun versus Good Humor

!.-I . 3 - 81 : + r Z
Interesting notes on the snuff taking
habit are furnished by the German an-
thorities Of the district known as the
Bavarian forest. The men there con-
sumo on an average half q pound Of
snuff per day, the tobacco being mixed
with ground glass ito sting better"
The people in this district are much
given to violence, and attacks with the
knife are of daily occurrence. For
years the prison authorities expert
enced great difficulties with their
charges on account of their uniform OBJ
stinacy and finally hit upon the plan Of
depriving them of snuff, They say that
after awhile n great change for the bet
ter was noticeable, the men becoming
tractable and sensible Of their degrad-
ing inhumanity.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05

''see, monsieur she exclaimed mock
tngly and giving me her hand. "Do
you also think me dead?"
Tho hand was Us cold as Ice, but its
touch sent strange thrill through my
body.
Come monsieur" said to tho no
tary, who watched the scene In amaze
ment. Read the ceremony at once.
We are In haste.'
Slowly and with trembling voice the
notary obeyed. the girl at my side re-
turning the answers In q sweet. collect
ed voice that disarmed my fears and
Gained to come extent the notary him
self.
l drew seal ring from my finger
and placed 1t upon her icy hand, and
tn Its place she slipped large ruby
from her own hand upon mine.
The ceremony concluded, paid the
notary, thanking him briefly for his
services. and, followed by my BRIDE
walked down the path to my carriage
The notary stood in the doorway light
ing us with the candle.
At the carriage turned to hand my
wife to her seat, but she had disap-
peared.
! run back to the doorway.
Where is my wifeT' asked.
"She followed you down the path"
said the man.
"But she Is not there"
Without word the notary accompo-
MED me back to the carriage No trace
Of the girl was to be seen.
Right and left among the shrubbery
I searched. called aloud her name, en-
treating her to come to me, but no sight
of the beautiful face rewarded my ef-
forts.
returned to.the notary's study filled
with vague misgivings.
Where can she be9' I asked dismal
ly.
"In her grave" was the hoarse an.
swer.
Monsieur
II told you before that she was dead.
It is true. You have welded q ghost"
The next morning, In company with
the notary, drove down the road till
we came to the brick wall where had
/ first seen Amelie de Boursons.
We entered the gates and walked to
the chateau that stood In the neglected
grounds. An old woman admitted u.s.
the caretaker, and at the notary's re-
quest allowed US to visit the gallery.
The notary threw back the shutters
and the sun came In and flooded the
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05

now, and the girl was very beautiful
This is the notary's," said my com
.panion in her low, sweet voice, indicat-
ing by gesture a rambling structure
from whose windows cleaned single
light.
/ leaped out, found the door at the
end of long pathway and knocked up
on 1t loudly.
A tall, thin man beyond the middle
age, holding n tallow candle high above
his head, answered my call.
"You are the notary?" asked briefly.
He nodded assent.
81 wish to be married"
Married. he echoed in surprise. "But
when, monsieur"
Nov; at once"
"But the bride, monsieur?'
81 will fetch the bride. She is wait
ing without"
thought he intended to protest, SO l
left him abruptly and returned for the
lady. She was already coming toward
the house, and as9I met her she motion
ed me to go before, while she followed
silently up the pathway.
The notary admitted us without cere-
mony, and we entered small, dimly
lighted room that appeared to be a
study.
My companion ut once seated herself
in an armchair, but without removing
the muffiings from her face.
The notary snuffed the candle, ar
ranged his books and, turning to me
with penetrating look, said:
II must know your name, monsieur"
Richard Harrington"
"Your residence?"
II am an American"
He wrote the answers in his book.
Then, CHANGING toward the armchair,
he continued:
1.-THE lady's name?"
waited for her to reply, but as she
remained silent answered:
"Amelie dc Boursons"
"Whoq' cried the notary in a loud
voice, springing to his feet, while look
Of fear and CONSERVATION spread over
his wrinkled face
"Amelie de Boursons," repeated
slowly, infected by the mans agitation
In spite Of myself.
The notary stared wildly at the muf
fed form Of the lady. Then he drew Out
his handkerchief and wiped the beads
Of perspiration from his forehead.
what does this mean. monsieurT
demanded angrily.
The man needed me not the slightest
but, clutching the edge of the table t.
steady himself and extending his long
bony finger toward the girl, he ex
claimed:
"Are you Amelie de Boursons?"
I Slowly, with admirable grace ant
dignity, the lady threw back her man
tie, and her marvellous beauty wal
again revealed.
The notary, with distended eyes fixet
upon the vision, sank back in his chail
with low moan.
"This must be explained, monsieur
| l cried, striding to his side and grasp
| Ing his shoulder. rs there any reasol
why should not marry Mile. de Bour
sonsT'
mile. de Boursons," returned TIN
notary, still regarding her with horror
"has been dead these forty years''
"Deadw echoed. staring first at tn,
notary and then at the girl, while 8
sense of bewilderment overcame me.
Mile. de Boursons arose with {
charming smile and came to my side.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05
Little Thing. In the sick Room.

1tttEc n nknBs IN tne oHc1k 1SUU1a1s
When the little one is III the first
thing is to make the sufferer COM
Portable. See that his pillow is not
too high and is often shaken smooth;-
that the sheets are not crumpled and
are well tucked In at the foot Of the
bed. Even in health no one can be
comfortable with the bedclothes un-
tucked and working up about the an
kles. How much greater Is the dis
comfort when one Is Ill and the grass
hopper is burden and the rose leaf
weight! The same thing applies to the
nightgown. See that 1t is pulled down
under the child. It will not stay down,
but the operation can be repeated often
without injury to mother or patient
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05
Immortaisty Of jokes.

Whoever does not believe in immor.
tality, let him turn his eye upon jokes.
No joke has ever been known to die.
Even the weakest from its very birth
lives forever Now and then n joke Will
work overtime too consistently and
will have to go toTthe hospital of tenn
porary oblivion for rest. But It al
ways returns to do business with a
clean bill Of health and semioccaslon.
nlly n new tie or fresh collar. AS q
rule. however, 1t wears the same old
celluloid neckband and faded scarf
sponged off and benzined by the skill
full hands Of Time.-New Orleans
Tunes Democrat.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05
Material ana pre.sipr o,

Women are charged with extrava-
gance in dress unjustly. The best
taste would prescribe simple gowns of
good material but such apparel is not
the most Inexpensive. On the con-
trary, 1t is more costly to get such
gowns than to buy more elaborate
dresses. This makes real difficulty
In the way of the woman who would
dress tastefuliy on limited means.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05
Candy.

A little pure candy after lunch or
dinner is not only uninjurious, but 1t
aids digestion. Between meals on an
empty stomach it is simply pernicious
and would eventually ruin the stomach
of the strongest person. Mothers who
let their children eat candies and other
sweets between their meals certainly
err from Ignorance, for they would not
willingly let them do thing that
would ruin their health. The fact that
n child has n strong constitution does
not insure her against chronic dyspep-
STA when she is growing.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05
puttine Down the ptc,<le,

Put down that picker 8
/ The words were uttered harshly and
hurriedly by the sergeant to an ungra-
-cious private who, carried away by his
hungry passions, had snatched a pickle
from the barrel.
AN why should 1 put down the
pickle?" queries the private mildly.
"Put down that pickle, that's all l
want of your returned the sergeant
gdeterminedly.
"Down 1t goes, then!" cried he. And
stufIing 1t into his mouth 1t quickly dis.
appeared. Illustrated Bits.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1903-08-05

Physician-The truth can no longer
be hidden, madam. ! nm obliged to
tell you that your little son is-er-i
weak minded-that Is--well. 1t must be
said-he is an idiot.
Mrs. Highup- How fortunate 1t is
that we are rich! No one will ever no.
tice it.-New York Weekly.