Arizona republican., 1903-08-16

Little James
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES:
Can Opinion That Great Popular Up
heavals Come Too Often)

| IAN Opinion That Great Popular Up
heavals Come Too Often)
TIL Constitushen OF tn United States
ort to be amended SOS at Hevvy Wait
Prize Fftes won't hat to be held or pull
| ed off only evry four Yeers like Presi-
| denshle Leckshun. Some thinks al tn
| Presidenshla LeckshunS is too Ere
| cuent becos they disturbs tn Bfzness
of tn Country. They takes tn Mines
of tn People off'n their ordinary Occu-
pashuns an fer six week before tn
Leckshuns We become a Nashun of
on-Producers waitin' fer tn Returns.
Tn man at has dollar day job seq
at he gesses at he won't work till tn
Crate Nashunle Conf1ick is settled wun
way or anuther. He seq at il it goes
wun way he may git $125 day an If
1t goes tn othern mebbe he won't git
only So cents. He seq at he can't
aboard to work amid uncertinty of
Forty Cents. He druther do nuthin'
an then he knows where he's at all tn
time. He can't be beet out of nuthin
by tn Suffridges of tn Majority of tn
People.
But tn Prize Fife is much worse'n
tn Presidenshle Leckshun. 1t rouses
more intrust in tn Country an it's like
a CONT. fer it amt got no Regler Or
bit. 1t may come wunst yeer or
mebbe evry six munths an mebbe
they'll be wun tn next week. TIL
Country can always prepare agenst tn
Evle of tn Presidenshle Leckshun fer
they know jist when it's due. But tn
Heavy Wait Prize Fife steels upon us
like Theef in the Mite an tn only
warnin' we have is tn Intervues in tn
newspapers with the Filters tellin' how
long TIL other Filters is agoin' to Last
TIL Country has been in CRATE
Commoshun till last Friday mite when.
as My Paw seq, tn Normle Condishuns
was resoomed agin. They was Pan
| mock in Wall street an nobody could
tell what it was about. Rustic Sage. he
seq at he wont touch anuther Dollars
worth of stock till he fines out if Jim
has manetaned his ole time Speed an
Foot Work like he ust to hat ]. Peer
point Morgun seq at he gesses at
he'll let United States Steel an some
of his other holdins settle down an
Rest fer awhile till he knows whether
jeff Is goin' TO do what he thinks he
can to Jim. Charlie Swab sez at
things is so unsettled an its Impossible
to tell what's goin' to happen at San
Francisco at he don't feel like takiE
u
SOS at his fucher wont be affected by
tn Result.
l. Some of tn few foxes at pays more
atenshun to Pollytix an they does to
Hevvy Wait Championships was trien
to get up Presidenshle booms, but they
cuddent get EN- Lonched. TIL majority
of tn people seq at TIL time amt Ripe
yit; at they cant be two big Excite
mence in tn Country at wunst. Some
of tn Otherns SEE: "Whoinell is Cleve-
land an Rooseyfelt an David B. Hill
an Willum j. O'Brien an Judge Park
ers anyhow. We never herd of EN-.
They can't be in tn class with Jim an
jeff. They mus be Unknowns. Let EN-
go out an get Reckerd first an cline
up to tn top by degrees"
They was so much Noise an Clammer
about tn late Crate Championship
Fife at we never herd tn Creekin' of
tn door at Russia was openin fer us
in Manchury. An we cuddent heer tn
Scratchln' of tn pen at tn Colombine
Congress was Signin' the Panama Hat
Treety with.
LITTLE JAMES.