The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-05-07
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

Ed Howe didn't mention the president in
the lead of his banquet story II was I'M
natural.
Bill White ought to get plug hat and
while under it let Ed Howe make a pen
picture of him.
Nordica is to be in Topeka in a week.
The papers have been advertising her for
the last six months.
The ladies of the Methodist church ed
tied the Abilene News the other day and
cleared $500. Blessed are the heather.
"Old Bill White" worries that gentle
mans friends. Such an appellation viii
stick to him for life if it ever gets a
hold.
When the patient baked. the testifylng
attendant says they gave him a left
handler" This in public asylum Of
Kansas.
The Abilene Chronicle claims to be the
only paper that gave a verbatim copy
of the presidents address there. Extra
copies. etc.
Another woman at Topeka wants di-
vorce Her husbands name is Stoker,
and he's an undertaken. The other ale
cation is abuse.
Eleven more joint cases are to be
heard in Topeka shortly. They should be
turned over to Carrie Nation. She dis-
poses Of them so quick.
Topeka went after Adeline Patti and
found out that she wants only a $1,000
guarantee. Nordica VIII probably sat
isfy that towns aesthetic taste for
while.
The Forepaugh-Sells people are sore on
the Luella-F orepaugh-F circus. now
playing Kansas. The former claim that
the latter follow them and leaving their
coiored posters up. change the date 20
correspond with the latter own. It's an
old trick
Atehison Globe: Atchison had man
stenographer some time ago who was a
great prohibitionist. He worked IN a law
office. and a contract between a brewery
and saloon-keeper Was dictated 70 him,
to be writer out He wrote II, but when
he sent il 20 his employees for inspection.
he attached a note requesting that 10
more saloon contracts be dictated 10 him
He carried his point. but II was probably
more far-reaching than he expected. as
there is now another man IN hts place
Fmuor;a Gazette. Sample OF the recent
town row at Coacor5ia: 1T f. stated that
The worst campaign lies being pat IN CIR
culation about the Isdies who are SUP
porting the Republican city ticket are
being told BY a Woman with q Past. u
seems 70 rs that II We were A Woman
With g Past We would re very careful
what said a1pIi other Women ir1t
they should recall the history q past
years. and start something going that
would IL worse thar 3 prairie hre fgr
heat and worse than The Bulletin for
yiciousness
Toaeka Capital: TIE freshmen and
souhorores went hungry Monday sight af
tha banquet. which vas given them -
President PIass after the FIELD day evfnis-
The president had invited both ciaHEes
% the banquet bot when y ez1c time
for TIE refreshments g. - served theJ
were found mfsSlaE. TIE boys frofn fhe
ssprer classes had evI1s1tly "frlssea
them out from the back way The r.
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