The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1903-06-04
CHIT CHAT.
TBy A. V. DoCKE ELY

4 ~ NHr " Nssy PSft-o sAA
steal app ars TO be Democrat All
, the appointee Of the great Grov'
aud Adlay the Leadsman.
Froitssorships ought TO ba ia
stitut.d In sume of our college, {
teach people The correct way Ia u
the knife, the napkin AMI the fingt-
bowl
1t IL not Correct To cut slice q
butter with ones own knife TneI
dip gravy with the same and ,0nve,
1t To the nl3uth with that Sam
knife.
The rotten egg stage in y. &
politics has been dlsp nsed " ith
People may differ, without ali hand
being "rascals". Only one 20 callet
new, paper KEEPS up that nasty sol
Of fight.
Bill Fife has quit the theological
harangue business and embarked Oh
the b, aumont oil trouble bubble.
Sir Thomas Upton, Yacht ia ing
tea-advertising is becoming as fie
quent as Central American revolu.
tons ana earthquakes with more
remunerative results. Sir Thomas
is Tea Merchant.
A red-headed person rarely ever
dies with consumption, nor doe,
whiskey often kill SeOtchman.
Having been unable (willingly)
to bring about moral reform In
political elections the Democratic
party has undertaken to regulate the
moral appetites of the people es-
pecially for liquids. "Some cups
shOuli be empty"
Bion said that "man does not own
his estate but his estate owns himn.
Shortly taxes will own both the
man and the estate.
The Democratic is vertable Jey-
kill and Hyde party-JeykiIl for
want of principles and Hyde for
want of suitable stuff for Presidential
candidate.
The light which is continually be-
ing thrown upon the acts Of this
anPInnf ri ~ fol ti-t, hnI
that exigency, not prinriple has
generally guided its policy.
Whether labor or capital is boss,
it is difficult to decide, but surely if
there was divorce labor would get
hungry and capital would sulk
There is a 800 acre watermelon
farm at Hoffman and the planter
pays two and half dollars a year
rent for land that could have been
bought for half this rent 20 years
ago. How some land improves
with age and opportunity!
have never seen f Q, that looks
more like our modern Satan than
one Black fish I caught in Johnston
county last summer. Dore never
had auch hideous face in his gal
lery of Dante's Inferns.
By the by if Milton had not read
Dante before going blind he could
not have dictated to his daughters
ParadiseiLost.
The cOmmOde of the Democratic
party is in Office not principle.
Feint illusions to the brightness
Of men tempt only the shadows.
Whenever Democrat begins to
widen his political views the OBJ
ective is Republican Post or other
kind of Office.
The Indians and Indiana having
come to Roosevelt we may expect |
the Democrats to follow suit.
How would Bryan do for Chair
man of committee with Cleveland
for Presidential candidate?
This is not a bashful age, and
tan shoes still make their
appearance.
Lucid morals are not necessarily
he mOther-in-law of whiskey.
1 am gourd, pepper. sunfower
grower. Have grown at rate of
500 bushels Bull Nose to the acre.
SO inches circumference
nd Al gallon gourds with square
bottoms.
l beg whoever is afflicted with
he reading Of this column to take
lOtice that / have not become
'lural yet, nor big enough otherwise
o assume the ave attitudeo