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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
The N-Rsys.

Recent experiments. nv practical
tests and examination with The aid OF
he X Rays, established it as fact
hat catarrh of the stomach is not di
sease of itself but that it results from
expected attacks OF indigestion. "HoN
can cure my indigestion" KodoI
Dyspepsia Cure is curing thousands. Il
sill cure you of indigestion and dys
oepsia rnd prevent or cure catarrh %
he stomach Ko1ol digrsts what yor
,at-makes the stomach sweet. Sold
nv w Benedict,
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
a Little Early Riser

now and then, at bed time will cure
consti patton. biliousness aud liver
troubles. DeWitt's Little Early Ris-
ers are the famous little pills that cure
ny arousing the secretions. moving the
bowels gently, yet effectually, and Civ
ing such tone and strength to the
glands OF the stomach and liver that
the cause OF the trouble is removed en-
tirely, and II their use is continued for
q few days, there will be no return OF
the complaint. Sold by w. |. Bene,
diet
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

The Post ONCE department al
Washington has been making inves-
LEGATIONS of the conduct of postoffices
throughout Michigan as to the
amount of business done and also OF
the methods used in their manage
ment. Evidently postmaster ID. f.
Wilson of this city keeps the business
IF his Office we'll in hand and in sys
tematic way as his salary was in
creased from $500 to $4,000.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
CRY OFFICERS.
CHURcHEs.


METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHUkChLSeeitn
vices al 1880 a. IN. and 1880 p m. sa a,oS,er
Sahool at close of morning seIN pvy ~ 4.
meeting on Thursday evening. hEN' " ~
CARMAN, Pastor.
CoNGREG ATIoNAL CHURSH. SshVi Schoo al
1o.9o a M and $40 p III. SapDaI M ~ 49, = :,
lViov a. a. a. m PRAYER meeting on THURSDAY
evening REV. J. +. BUTLER, Pastor
BAPTIST CHURCH Services az l o,oS. a. a.
m and 1880 p m. sabbath se afing or on Thu Thurs
day evening. REV. II, ~ SPEAR, PASTOR
FREE METHODIST CHURCH-Prayer anu
nraise serviae, eleven o'clock a. IN. F rr;dav
evening. REV. DAFoE, Pastor.
ST JoSEPH'S CATHoLIC-Services i, Al
a'9aa m on the last Sunday in each mohtn'
REV. FIR. AUER Pastor =.
s,yyATToN ARMY-Meeting every night
ar ysignt o'clock in the hall, corner OF Brlog.
and Congress- streets. Holiness meeting "a, az
1880 sunday morning, Sni' s""N p
service al D. m each sunday; ,r,,,.oe
CAPT. ED UNDERWOOD, Omcer IN ChaI -
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

TIE Powell anti-cig arctic bill
which provides penalty of a fine
from 800 to $500 and Imprisonment
in the county Jail from three months
to one year for selling or giving away
cigarettes or cigarette papers in this
state has passed the house Pleas for
the bill were based on the round OF
protecting the boys of the state
against vicious and immoral habits,
which lead to the commission of crime
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

1t is understood that the effect OF
the St. Louis ovation given to ex
President Cleveland will result In
Mr.. Bryan's refusal to exhibit his S4oo
heifer at the Exposition.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

There is little room for doubt that
the leaders OF Wall street hope and
intend if possible to defeat the nomi-
nation of President Roosevelt by his
party. AS hind-sight is always better
than foresight it is now stated that
these interests did not even like the
risk of his being nominated for the
yice-presidency in 1900.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

If Frederick w. Nash is right In
mis- summing up the situation in the
Philippines in his recent article In
the Educational Review the solu'
lion of one of our problems is near al
hand. The work being done by the
eachers is, in his estimation, the
,urest method of establishing peace
md prosperity upon a permanent
Ia SiS
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

1t has Jared some of the low tarlf-
fers whe were hoping to see chasm
grow in the Republican ranks, to lind
that the President stands 10y the
traditional policy of the Republican
party in advocating, and strenuously
too, ample protection for home in
luStrV
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
EXCURSIONS
VIA THE
Pere Marquette
SAGINAW & BAY CITY.

SAGINAW q BAY CITY.
Sunday, May "a,
Train will leave Bedding at 1897
m. Rate $3.50. See posters or ask
agents for particulars.
TOLEDO.
Sunday, May 81,
Train will leave Bedding at 6:20 a.
m. Rate 81 90. See posters, or ask
agents for particulars.
MEMORIAL DAY.
Saturday, May 30th, 1903.
One fare for the round trip, 10 all
points within 80 miles Of selling sta
tions. Tickets on sal % and 30, good
10 return including June lst. Ask
agents for particulars.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
Notice TO sidewalk Builders.

All persons intending TO build side
walks during the month OF June must
ole their applications on or before
June 4th, as no walks will be graded
and staked except the first MondaJ
in each month.
GRO. w. MouLToN, City Clerk.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

VIM. Alden Smith is candidate Tor
the United States Senate, reports 10
the contrary Notwithstanding ne
seeks Senator Burrows seat and does
not hesitate to let his desires known.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

The following additional jurors
we're drawn for circuit court duty last
week. Otisco-Asher Shaw, II. )
Foreman. L. L. Beehe; Belding-C. {
Wright, Z. w Gooding, Ray Emmons;
Chester Mcpherson, John Travis, M.
B Teeple.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
A Revelation.

II you will make inquiry it will be
revelation to you how many succumb
kidney or bladder troubles IN one
~ another. If the patient is not be-
yond medical aid, Foley's Kidney Cure
will cure. 1t never disappoints Sold
" w. |. Benedict.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

Maud-Last night Jack told me that
he wouldn't mar Y the best girl living,
unless what-unless she took Rocky
Mountain Tea. Sensible fellow. 80
cents Connell Bros.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
Advertised Letters.
Belding, Mich May Is, 1903.

Belding, Mich May Is, 1903.
Ladies List-Mrs. L b. Clough. Miss
Carrie Hill 2, Miss Emmie Larson,
Jesse Pickard, Anna Watson, X. f. ID.
No. 1.
Gentlemen's List-Vern Bowen Mr..
Will Crosse, G. Hendricks, John Hill,
Mr.. Johh Snow.
ID. E. WILSON, Postmaster.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

Let no one kick on being obliged 10
build good walks, once down II done
right they will be "thing of beauty
and a Joy forever"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
new DEPARTURE!
One Month Free!

DIR. A. Is. Spinney, OF Detroit. also proprietor OF
Reed City Sanitarium. Is coming to your town. where
he will remain for day only, to give the SICK an
opportunity to consult him that cannot see him AZ
his Sanitarium. The Doctor has so much faltn In
the experience he has had I'm treating chronic DIS.
eases that he will give one months treatment ana
medicine free. Also Free surgical Operations
to all those that are too poor to pay.
All that he asks I'm return that every patient Will
state TO their friends the results obtained by his
treatment. All forms Of chronic diseases ana DE.
formities successfully treated. No man In this state
has had such extended experience In the treatmen.
OF CATARRH, EYE, EAR, THROAT AND
LUNG DISEASES as the Doctor. He graduated
81 years ago from Cleveland. Ohio; was 10 years IN
general practce after that lectured as Professor OF
Anatomy and Physiology I'm Detroit Homeopathic
Medical College for 2 years; was years superin
tendent of Alma and Ypsilanti Sanitariums. Ihls
experience, combined with many years study In the
treating thousands of chronic cases has prepared
lin To cure when the general practitioner talls.
Have you been sick for years1 Are you discourageu
Call and us: we will tell you whether we can
you not If we cannot cure you, we Will tell
You what relief we can give you.
~ Remember. one month will be absolutely free.
medicines, surgical operations and the benent OF all
our skll-to all who are too poor to pay our meth,
DDS of treatment embrace all that II known by all
the schools, with te aid of electricity, mat most
wonderful of all agents In Paralysis, Loss OF Power
Rheumatism, and all diseases of the nervous system.
Go early, my Office Is always crowded.
| n. B.-Cancers, Tumors Blood and skin Diseases
| cured by new system. Piles cured in from 10 81
days without the knife. Female and private diseases
| of all forms treated successfully. Many patients
that cannot be treated at home be cured at our
Sanitarium which IL I'm charge of the best of medl-
cal Skin. under the Doctors direction. Terms TOT
| board and treatment the lowest Of any saIitarum
| or hospital I'm the United States
Remember. we give a written guarantee TO cure
every case of PILES and RUPTURE. Also we
have "A yingn hospital department In our Santa
rum. send for Journal
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

Entered at the Postoffce Belding, Mlcn,;
for transmission through the MANS as se0o"N
class matter
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

Wortley and French Velvet Ice
Cream is Just the thing hot weather
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
THURSDAY, MAY IA, 1908

Advertising Rates upon application Bits
collected monthly. ,.,,,.tons
Cards of Thanks 25c to soc. Resolutions
from soc up. -, 10
Copy for Change of advertisement must DC
received not later than Tuesday noon III vi
der to insure insertion.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

Don't become discouraged. There Is
cure for you. III necessary write DR.. Fenner
cases asyours. All consultations Free.
"For years | had backacne, severe pains
across kidneys and scalding urine. l could
not get out OF bed without help. The use OF
DR.. formers Kidney aud Backache Cure re-.
stored me. WAGNER, X nobsville Pa.
Druggists Soc. Al. Ask for Cook Book Free
st. VTuS'nkEGE lure Cure pS Circular y =
Sold nv ConneH Bros.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
,,,cuors DWIGHT SHELDON
NICHOLS q SHELDON.
A uvrORNEYS AT LAW.-Omce; over rag
a store lem st., Belding, Michigan.
on. MARJORy ORR.

-. > DEMoREST FLATS. Belding' Mich,
y Diseases OF Women Specially; oilic y
hours: to 10 80 a. m. TO p m o'oo W y
m Citizens phone No. "
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
PERE MARQUETTE

MAR. -, 1903.
Trains Leave BeIding ss follows;
or Lowell, Grand Rapids, north and west. 80
....... 1904 a. m, $3.50 p. m, 500 p. m
For Ionia. ......iI "a a. m, sos p. m,
For Detroit. Toledo and East
....... Ill :0ta m, sos m.
For saginaw, Bay City and Port Huron.
.............a.-......s. a. m, $50 y. m.
For Howard City............. ........7:Sf a. m
........................I:4 p. m, b:lo p. m
For Greenville. ira m.
sara m, :4Op. m, e:bS p. M, 5;ie p. m.
HF MoELLER, Gen. Pass, Agt
M. L. osTERHoUT Agt.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
y. r. PINKHAM.

,uysICIAN AND SURGEoN-ofice' over
i Connelrs drug store, Main ST. Hours
and to D. m.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
4. OHLIkGER,

nHYsICIAN AND SURGEoN-onice a,
i residence corner OF Bridge anu Cenue '''
ONCE hours to 2 and TO g D. M
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
4. s. MORRIS.

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. once o, resl
/ OF W. /. Benedict's drug store. hours
oto II a m. 2to And7 to 3 p. m. Resloenc'
onoosite OF M. e. church. Telephone "
rings.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
on. n. 7. FULLERs

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON once e,ore ~
Nav BE ding block, over frteoman s'o ~
once hours-iO To IL a m Il To D. m y 10 III
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
A. e. FERGUSON.

nuySIcIAN AND SURGEON-Orice Owe
/ pages hardware. once hours; sa 10 q, d
m / to3p. M; except Wednesday o:SO 70
= m W Pension examining surgeon. Ne"
STATE Phone.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21

DENTIST. Corner rooms in the Vincen
~ block over Vincents grocery UNIV
hours: s a. m. 10 up. m.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
on. c. 81. MOOT

nsTFoPATHIC PHYSIc lang raduate, e., OF
~ Mort. rn institute OF Osteopalny ~ s- mni
naanoIis Snecialist in Nervous and chrome
Gases ONCE AT Hotel Bedding, Tuesoays
Thursdays and Saturdays, from a. III +"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1903-05-21
ne y ~. ARMSTRONG.

DENTIsT-Cnice in Vincent block Main
IL street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-09-07
THE QUESTION OF BONDS.

1t is the question of bonds more than
anything else that makes the Home
Rulers hesitate in picking candidates
for county office. Of course they know
that some of the men mentioned as pos
sfble candidates would be unable to get
bondsmen, and If elected, the office de-
cIared vacant on that account. For
that reason the Home Rulers are look
ing for candidates among the Repub-
licans. There are of course men who
are not fitted for office, who still might
be able to get bonds but there is the
bonded protection against dishonesty
even in such cases.
The minimum amount of bond, each
officer must give, is as follows: Super
visors, $4,000; treasurer, $4,000; clerk,
S., 900; auditor, $4,000; assessor, $4,000;
district attorney, $4,000: recorder,
$4,000; surveyor, $4,000; district magis-
trate, $1,000, and road supervisor, $4,000.
The Board of Supervisors is empow-
cred to increase the amount over the
minimum prescribed by law.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-09-07
Language Difficulties.

Americans are sometimes surprised at
the difficulty with which they make
themselves understood in England
They find it altogether impossible to
buy paper of pins or "a spool of
cotton" they get the wrong thing,
whether they ask for calico or muslin
or gingham; the bus driver hasn't the
ghost of a notion as to what they mean
when they want to get Off" and I'M
til they have learned at least half as
many new forms of speech as they
would have to in any other country of
Europe they have no sort of comfort
travelling, sightseeing or shopping. 1t
is consoling to know that English peo-
pie encounter some difficulties when
they visit us. An Englishman, relat-
ing his American experiences in Brit
ish paper the other day, mentioned the
fact that on entering a hotel of this
city he asked the attendant at the
desk, rs this the hotel clerk?" NO"
was the reply, This is the Hotel La
fayette." He discovered that we say
"clurk," although we conform to the
Old World usage in sergeant" and a
few similar instances; farming for
learning" we regard as hopelessly il
literate. just as we do "figger' for
figure" Our visitor had a, bad time
trying to get timetables until he re-
formed his pronunciation of Schedule"
He was used to saying Schedule" in
remote districts he had heard "sedule,' -
but ''skedule,'' never. It is a little
difficult to determine precisely what
sort of Americans this particular Eng
lishman associated with while here, for
he reports that he found 'quinine' pro-
nounced with two long "i's: parent
with a long ga" tribune with a long
i; vase rhyming with ''baize: -
route" with doubt" and wound"
with round" The accent given in
quiry,' advertisement" address" and
detail. annoyed him, while "corol-
larry, eczema" and "paresis'' were
|quite unintelligible without explanation
1t is safe to say that, except in the
case of "corollary," where we have de-
parted from the classic rule, educated
persons. Americans and English, would
he at no confusion in these matters.
or course, we have among us people
who put the accent on the last syllable
| of locate" and the penult of 'muni-
cipal."
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-09-07
A HUMAN MARVEL
AT THE ORPHEUM

DR.. Keith, the government medical
officer stationed at Lautoka, who. with
DR.. Murray, a specialist from SYDNEY.
recently examined Ferry, the Human
Frog" after his performance in the
above town on Tuesday evening last,
says Ferry's exhibition is extremely
interesting; his extraordinary degree
of bodily fiexibility is astounding. and
that his (Ferry's) health is as sound as
newly issued coin, and that his form
is that of a young Greek athlete of
great beauty.
Mr. Edmunds, the we'll known critic
of the Sydney Bulletin, says of Mr.
Ferry's performance:
Later ON there is a scene consisting
of a great flood of moonlight stream
ing over a slab cottage, creek. and
on the bank, scintillating in the moon
light, Ferry, the Human Frog. Tt hops
down on to the little lawn near the
footlights, and plays about after the
manner of healthy, athletic FROGS.
Then 1t hops up on to a stump and puts
itself into positions that no other frog
ever dreamed of. When everybody ex-
poets it to fall down dead and be car
ried off, it balances itself on a piece of
wood about as thick as a bookrnaker's
pencil, and comforts to a degree that
passeth all understanding"
The Human Frog appears tonight at
the Orpheum, also on Wednesday and
Saturday Of this week. Mr. Ferry,
who for many years was connected
with the spectacular South Before the
War;" is well known in America as the
specialist in contortion acts, has for
many months been playing for Harry
Richards, the big vaudeville manager
of Australia, at nice little salary of
$3.50 per week.
The seat sale is open at the Orpheum
today at popular prices.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-09-07
NATIVE BOY HAD
MONKEY HABIT

What police officer Espinda took for
a monkey up a cocoanut tree last
night, proved to be Keawe-kau, thir-
teen year old native boy, who had
Skinned up tall tree to pluck the
huslzed fruit. Espinda was walking
along Queen street back of the "Old
Plantation" and near yard filled with
cocoanut trees, when several nuts came
hurting down from aloft Looking up
he saw a form in relief against the
moon which had the appearance of a
simian.
In response to Espinda's hail, hui
man voice answered and the youngster
quickly slid to the ground. Neighbors
said that the boy had been in the
habit of hypothecating the fuit on sew
eral occasions during the past week,
and Espinda thereupon took him to
the station where a charge of larceny
in the second degree was entered.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-09-07
THOSE FAKE DISPATCHES.

The Turk is as noted for his treachery
as have become the Balkan dispatches,
with which the world has recently been
supplied, for their inaccuracy. Today
we hear that Adrianople is burning
while tomorrow comes the startling in
formation that Ferid Pasha has carried
the whole of Bulgaria off and hidden
it in dark corner. Then the man at
the other end of the wire makes it hot,
to the effect that eighty-f1ve towns
have been RACED and the inhabitants
inhumanly put to death. Next, all for
mer news is called off and a new
report Matched to keep the world
guessing. The only authentic dispatch
yet received which has any reasonable
founda ton on fact and which needs no
alibi is, that: "Ibahim Pasha is march
ing on the insurgents at the head of
100000 Douglas Patent Closets"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-09-07

Sheriff Andrews is trading promises of
places for promises Of support, and
says it is dishonest. Yet the editor Of
the Tribune knows that in the State
from whence he came a political can
didate who didn't make ante-election
promises of this kind would be set
down either as a fool or freak. 1t is
only in Hawaii that political enemies
are rewarded with Office.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-09-07

Former suburbanite (astounded)-
You don't mean to tell me that YOU
have fifty chickens and you are still on
speaking terms with your next-door
nelghbors?S Suburbanite (smilingiy)-
Ihats exactly the case" Former
suburbanite-"Keep EN- cooped up,
eh?' Suburbanite-'Not on your life!
You see, the day I bought the fool
fowls L made bluff at driving them
out OF my garden, and pretty soon thew
thought they belonged to my neighbors,
so since then they stick to my garden
ike glue!'-Brooklyn Life.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-09-07
THE PACIFIC
Commercial Advertiser
G. SMITH EDITOR
SEPTEMBER Z
MONDAY
MAKE A MOVE.

Notes of approval from different
quarters were early heard regarding
the Advertisers suggestion of an
aquatic carnival at Honolulu two years
hence. There is little doubt that only
the initiative needs to be taken by our
boating fraternity for gratifying re-
sponses of a practical kind from the
community to be made. But the start
ought not to be long delayed. There is q.
great deal of preliminary business to
be done and time never slips by faster
than when people bank upon the idea
that there is plenty of it to go and come
on. An illustration of the truth of this
statement is right before our eyes to-
day in the matter of the Hawaiian ex-
hfbit at the st. Louis EXPOSITION.
When Commissioner Barrett came here
two years ago to stir up our citizens
at the great fair, there was an easy
feeling as to time for preparation
though the event was then almost
definitely set for the following year.
Then, when postponement until 1904
was announced, the local interest fell
dead as a door nail and was only
resuscitated when the meeting of the
Legislature made an effort to obtain
nublic funds necessary. Now, when the
time for shipping the exhibit, to have It
installed properly in good season, is
close at hand if not fully arrived there
is nothing but confusion of ideas as 10
the manner and method of making the
display. Whether there is to be Ha-
waiian building and, if there is not,
can space be obtained in one of the
departments for homogeneous exhibit
or must the different classes of our dis
pIay be scattered far and wide through
out the vast compound, are questions
still distracting the local committee.
With this example before us of the
results of our sub-trop-
jcal habit of too heavily discounting
future equinoxes, all those in favor OF
an aquatic carnival in 1905 ought not
only to signify it by holding up their
hands, but by getting their heads to-
gether for planning systematic action. |
One practical suggestion has been
made already, following hint in the |
former article on this sub
jeet. That is, to hang up a cup for |
first prize in an international yacht |
race here. The most important action, |
however, for immediate accomplish |
ment is the making Of a decision to |
hold the carnival. 1t will need all of |
two years for having the event talked |
up abroad SO that people may lay their |
plans, amidst other attractive schemes |
of travel, for visiting Hawaii when i
these columns, an aquatic carnival is |
one of those things having universal |
interest which this community is best |
adapted for, and at the same time
capable of handling in some creditable
fashion.
Cannot the Hawaiian Rowing and
Yachting Association. on the occasion |
of the usual post norton over Regatta |
Day, adopt preiiminaries for setting
this proposition of an aquatic carnival
in 1908 afioat?
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-09-07
ANOTHER POSTAL SCANDAL.

Washington Qowa) Democrat: Hen
ry Schulty has been mailing some
matter in his rural mail box that is not
allowable in the United States mails,
so the carrier, Henry Rathmell. did
Mt do a thing to it but eat it. And it
doesn't make Henry a bit mad, either.
Mr.. Schulty fills the box with apples
and the mail carrier eats them.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-09-07

"How savagely that COW looks at
me- said the typewriter boarder from
the city. "I reckon as heow it be on
account NV that air red waist Yew've
got on, miss answered the old farm
err Dear mel" exclaimed the key
toying maid; "of course it isn't quite up
to date, but I'd no idea a country COW
would notice it''-Chicago Daily News.