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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-30

ty will meet in Alexander City on Iues- day, July 7th. An interesting meeting is expected. and the following is the of- ficial program as furnished by the sec retary. pr. A. L. Harlan; X
 Typhoid Fever-Dr. A. J. Coiey; edis- cussion opened by pr. A. J. Nolen.
 Mastoiditis-Dr. J. A. Goggans; dis cussion opened by Dr. H. S.. Bruce. -r'
 Summer Complaints in Children-Dr- H.. T. Hammer; discussion opened by pr. T. H. Street.
 Arsenic in Treatment of Skin Diseases -Dr. W. E. Maxwell; discussion opened by Dr. J. J. Harlan.
 The Alexander City Baseball Club re- ceived new uniforms last week. The suits are beauties-gray with black trimmings. The initial letters "A. C." across the breast are in bold black. Ar rayed in their new uniforms the boys appear in good form. They will cross bats on the home diamond with the Childersburg team next Friday.
 W. l.. Waters who recently resigned his place as manager of the oil mill at Luverne, will return to Alexander City. He has let-the contract for the erection of a modern brick store to be completed by September. MT. Waters will also build handsome home here.
 Work on the new Methodist Church Is is being pushed as rapidly as possible. and 1t is hoped that he new house of worship will be completed by the 18th of August. It is a handsome brick struct- ure and will be a credit to the city.
 Revival services began at the court house Sunday morning and will continue for two weeks. The pastor, Rev. H. M. Stevenson, is doing the preaching dur ing the present week. He will have other help during next week.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-30

Eegany o Junction  r-0ar . and 
 'A" -~"""N" Cnanna
 
 eans nc through tritd Montg al Saturday, Orean  ? t New Yorkan
  nom YoMc nLChi tho make oleansf f a o shed ad NL R R., W. {.
 Static
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-30
Cincinnati\to New York In EirhteenN Hours.

"The Manhattan Limited'-new train over the Pennsylvania Short Lines-runs on that schedule leaving Cincinnati l.l5 D m daily. For reservations and irl- formation, apply to R. H. Lacey, s. F. Agt, Nashville. Tenn. adv.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-30

The knitting mill has closed down for repairs. It is the intention of the management to enlarge the plant in the next few months.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-30
Greatest of All Tonics. Horsford's Acid Phosphate

Nourishes, strengthens and imparts new life and Wgor. Cures indigestion. too.
 -adV
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-30

% Pullman drawing York leepngc New k and r car c Spar and WasinR 
 Macon Il a m p m '
 c B. Tyler A. D P J. Bnupa rsham.P andG M. - - " ~'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-30
DEATH OF MRS. BARNETT.
New Band Saw Mill Built on Point
 Rock River.

New Band Saw Mill Built on Point
 Rock River.
 Scottsboro, June 29.-(Special. )-Mrs. Matte Barnett, wife of J. w. Barnett. died at her home at 2:3O o'clock Wednes- day afternoon in bridgeport. She leaves a husband, five sons and two daughters.
 The difficulty thet led to the .-iii ng of Humphry Posey last Tuesday at liar mony by his brother, Captain Posey, mention of which was made in The Advertiser Friday last was caused by mule. the property of the latter. getting into the field of the former The weapon used was a shot gun. Captain Posey has been arrested.
 The citizens of Milan are making great preparations to celebrate the Fourth of July. Invitations have been sent to all surrounding towns. A number of prominent speakers will be on hand. chief among them being Hon. William Richardson. member of Congress from this, Eigth District.
 A large band saw mill with ! capacity of 25 900 feet of lumber daily has been established at Hally Tree by the Ten nessee Poplar Company. This is the third large lumber mill established on Paint Rock River since the new bikes were built up the valley.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-30

Farms in this section promise an abun- dant yield this season. The recent copious rains have retarded the work of the farmers, however, and the grass is f1ourishing.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-06-30

A. s. Cotton is erecting handsome new cottage on Railroad Street-on the site where his home was recently burn ed
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-11-18
A los farrnaceuticos
Im-h m IS n

RecomendamoS q roSos los sefiores
farmaceuticos de la isla, la lectura del
artfculo que aparece en- otro 1ugar de
este periodico tituiado "Hombres y
Mujeres' Sc refere a I'm gran medica
mento que prepara en- Chicago el afa-
mado DR.. w. H Gaunders el cual de
ben tener todos en- su Farmacia.
El -eferitlo DR.. desea ponerse en- CO
municacion directa con todos los far
maceuticos yles suplica, por medic
del BoLETIN. su correspondence.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-11-18


Papa, te juro que sile pegas
a Poldfn. .sme meto a monja!
Cuando lpor inl entro ell ge-
neral en- la sala del tresillo, eran
va las seis, y encontr6 su puesto
ocupado por I'm joven, que Sc
levanto cortesmente al verle
entrar.
Uno de los tresillistas hizo la
presentation: don Leopoldo We
lagos, ell general Ataquines; y
afiade luego:
Como tardaba usted tanto,
este joven que es uno de los mas
asiduos mirones de nuestra par
tida, ha tenido la bondad de
sustituirle.
Ell general Sc descubrio, y alar-
gando el sombrero al novio de
Angeles le dijo, con no poca sd-
miracion de los presentes:
Para que mi hija no Sc meta
a monja. .hagame el favor de
poner este sombrero en- aquella
percha.
RAMIRO BLANCO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-11-18
FL sombrero del General

Vean ustedes como TN hon1-
bre puede variar radicalmente
de opinion en- tres horas.
Ell veterano general Ataq1i-
mes dirigfase una tarde al CAST
no. pensando, por la centesima
vez, en- que su hija tnica, Ange-
les, debia tener algIn quebrade-
TO de cabeza, de caracter amato-
RIO. Indicios no fa]taban; pero
Iquien era ell grandisimo pillo
que le habia sorbido el seso a la
adorada niiia2
En- POGO mas de medic a1lo,
fueron despedioas por el gene
raj dos ayas y tres doncellas,
supuestas completes en- ell no
viazgo de Angeles; como esta
era huerfaua de madre, tenia el
que ser un Argos, I'm Argos
miope, con lentes del n1mero 6,
por 10 cual, a pesar de todas sus
indagaciones, pesquisas y vigl-
1ancias, ell novio no parecia por
ninguna parte.
La tinica distraction del gene.
raj era su partida de tresillo en-
el casino, de tres a siete de la
tarde, siempre con los mismos
contrincantes; y por cierto que
SIS continues precauciOneS le
habian originado algunos codl-
Hos, de esos que escuecen mas,
por ser debidos a evidentes tor
peas.
Aquella tarde, cuando el viejo
militar regresaba a su casa, tuvo
una inspiration. Asaltole de
pronto una idea. Soy TN imbe-
Gill (penso). lQue apostamoS a
que me traigo en- el sombrero la
clave del enigma2 Mentira pa
rece que no Sc me haya ocurri-
do antes, cuando este archigas-
tado procedimiento postal debe
estar desde la invencion del TO-
rro en- los sombreros -. iSoy
digno de un tonticomio!
Y acerto de medic a medic ell
buen senor, que sin tener pa
ciencia para llegar a su casa,
metiose en- un portal y saco del
Zorro de su sombrero de cOpa
una esquelita de fnisimo papel,
muy bien doblada... La ley6..
lCuantas majaderias! lCuantos
cielos y estrellas, y vidas y sus-
piros! Vamos. vamos, que era
para enrojecer de verguenza y
de coraje pensar que el, con cua-
renta amos de servicios a la pa
tria, sc llevaba en- la cabeza
tantisimas memadas.
1Y la firma2 Poldin. -. icon
que Poldin1 iQue mil bombas
guerra decir ESQ! lAh, 81! Leo
poldo, Leopoldin, Poldian 49,.
Ell general volvio al Casino,
hizo reservadas preguntas al
conserje y enterose de que ell
tlnico Leopoldo joven y elegan
tie, socio del casino, era un tai
don Leopoldo Velayos y Sanchi
drian.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-11-18

uolOAo. OO1l ~ AuCSO q Ao AAS'9S~-
escritorio, y solo pudo leer al-re-
YES, sobre Ell papel secante, las
palabras, gordas y cargadas de
tinta, stnVerggSenS0 y msGi0der0.
|. Entretretanto, iba el general
calle arriba, muy satisfecho, pen
sando en- la cara que .pondria
aquel chisgarabis, al leer la epfs-
tola que le. .disparaba, cuando Sc
encontr6 con un caballero ami
go suyo, que venfa del casino.
Despues de los saludos de ri
brica, le pregunt6:
-jConoce usted a TN jOven
consocio nuestro, que Sc llama
Leopoldo Velayos7
iva 10 creo! Muy simpa-
tico, muy inteligente y may es-
tudioso es un chico de porvc-
mir. mo ha leido usted su Ill
TINA obra, acerca de Ia evolucion
social y el problema economical
NO, senior; la Ultima Obra
suya que Conozco no trata de
ESQ.
-lY su disertacion en- el Ate
neos Toda la prensa sc deshace
en- alabanZas suyas; parece ser
que ese muchacho es un orador
de primera.
-Si' Ell case es que como
'yo apenas leo los periodicos :.
Despidiose Ell caballero, y el
general, en- vez de segu1r hacia
el casino, volvio de Duevo a su
casa.
Que diantre!-pensaba, en-
cerrandose en- su despacho.-Si
ahora resulta que ese joven no
es tan chisgarabfs como 20 me
fguraha, opino que es demasia-
do fuerte la cartita que iba q
endosarle. Habra que suavi-
Ear los tonos.
Y escribi0 10 siguiente:
"Muy seflor mio: No tengo el
gusto de conocerle personal
mente; pero convenga usted con-
migo en- que el procedimiento
que ha empleado hasta hoy, para
comunicarse con mi hija, no
tiene NADIA de correcto, y 81 mu-
cho de offensive para mi. ST.
pongo que de ahora en- adelante
no volvera listed a tomar tales
Iibertades, 6 me we're obligado
a adoptar medidas muy severas.
|-Snyo atento S. s.-H AtaQti--
neS.'
Sustituida esta carta por la
anterior, volvio a. salir a la calle
lei general, dejando a su hija he
cha un mar de confusiones.
lba a entrar. va en- el casino
cuardO a la puerta misrna tro--
pezo con 81 opulento banquero
don Fabian Espinosa, intimo
amigo suyo.
-iDe buen humor tienes a
tus com paiieros de tresillo,-le
dijo este.
Me allegro de encontrarte-
conteSto Ataquines. cogiendo de
un brazo. a su amigo-Dime
lconoces til a un muchacho, So
cio del casino, que Sc llama Leo
poldo Velayos?
-Mucho que lie conozco; perC
nas ,un a su padre. en- cuya
M sla he realizado algunos
negOcios de gran importancia
In cuanto a LeOpoldo. solo tt
dire que es hiIO unico y que he
redara una millonada.
- DIablOl lDe veraS2
Como que su padre es unC
dc los primeros acciOnistas de
Ban, o dc ESDaral
No me dlgas mas.
Y el veterauo militar volvit
pOr teT,era vez a Su casa. para
sus'ituir IA segunda epistola pot
esta otTa:
~DistinguidO owen: En- vez
fle estrOpear rl Zorro Dc mi som
49,. -. a.......N.am
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1903-11-18

Al dia siguiente, antes de
marcharse al casino, Sc encerro
el general en- su despacho. saco
del sombrero la cartita de su hi.
ia, y puso en- su lugar esta Otra.
que escribio en- I'm periquete.
porque la tenia va bien medi-
fada:
"Senor don Leopoldo Velayos.
.Muy senOr mio: No tengo el
disgusto de conocer a usted. perc
me basta para juzgarle el haber-
me enterado del procedimientO
que ha venido listed empleando
hasta ahora. para cOmunicarse
con mi hiIa: e usted an Sinver
gueRza y an majadero. (Escribio
esto altim0 en- grueSos caracte-
res Y con n misma c0lera y IA
bia que ei moro Tarfel.
Procure listed no ponerse al
alcancc de Ia punta dc mi bota
a aiene interes en no recfbiT IN
aviso cQntundcntc. alis dondg q
espinazo picrds sa honesS0 nom
bre. como diio no st quien.-H
-ssfksssissx
Angeles estuvo atisbando poT
el axniero dc In cerFadura. y
,<na61s sali6 ga padre a u ealls'
npEnplt 4 noEar com0 era Aag-
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
A SWEET. BREATH.

4 Is never failing sign of a
healthy stomach. When the breath
is bad the stomach is out of order.
There is no remedy in the world
equal to Kodol Dyspepsia Cure for
curing indignation, dyspepsia and
all stomach disorders. Mrs. Mary
s" Crick, of White Plains, KY.
writes: II have been a dyspeptic
for years-tried all kinds Of remedies
but continued 10 grow worse. BY
the use Of Kodol I began to improve
at once, and after taking a few
bottles am fully restored in weight,
health and strength and can eat
whtever I like. Kodol digests what
you eat and makes the stomach
sweet. F. NJ. Hickman.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
To the D airynen.

Having fully decided to rut il a
Creamery, which we will have in
running order not later than the
first of June, we want every Farmer
who is milking Ave OF more COWS, to
call and see 1s. We have talked
with a'great many Farmers the past
three weeks, whom have promised
us the cream from more than 500
COWS, which is the amount we asked
for, before going to the expense of
putting in a Creamery, now, that
we have required amount of cream
promised us, so as to justify US to
put in the plant, we would ask, that
if there are others whom have not
seen US, that want to sell Cream to
come and see us the next time You
are in town. ----- --,==.ss..ss -
IF you. haven t a cream separator,
drop us a card and our man will
call on. you, we can sell you a sep
arator, and you can pay for it in
monthly payments.
KELLEY and co.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
An Arbor Day Celebration.

The committee elected at -.the
annual meeting Of the stockholders
of the Warrington Dist. Fair to
plant trees at the grounds, have
selected Arbor day, May list, as tree
planting day. The committee will
provide a large number of trees and
have sent invitations to all the
stockholders to come on that day
bringing basket dinners and tools
and take part in..the work. The
invitation is also extended to the
bic at large to take an. interest
in this let all who can, bring along
a tree or two to plant and place
will be found for them. All should
come in the morning by 9 O'Clock
and be prepared to have good'time
bring the boys along too as we
want them to take an interest in
this work and in the fair. r..
Right after the noon luncheon
there will be foot race between
the directors of the fair association
and a tug of war between the 5
directors and the five members of
the tree planting committee. After
the trees are planted there will be a
ming game of baseball between
mines chosen by G. W. Patterson and
A. Oberman and some trotting races
if the track is dry enough. Every
body invited. A. Oberman, Cham
Committee. A. R. Albertus Sec.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
BUSINESS STORY in NC
CLURE'S. ..s>
One of 80 by a new author.

One of 80 by new author. =
A first class business story is '"The
Scheme of Sutcliffe, Swindler, " by
William Hamilton Osborn, in the
April McClure's. The author ia a
young lawyer in Newark, N. j.,
who began writing short stories for
amusement about year ago.
Since then he has written over fifty,
most of which ne, is said to have
succeeded in selling. If this is true,
the question evidently is not which
magazines have turned Mr.. Osborn
down, but which Mr.. Osborn has
turned the cold shoulder to. r. 3
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
WHERE HE WAS HID.

When Charley Rieckhoff ju mped
through second story indow at
the Slade week ago Sunday night
and in a few minutes disappeared as
if the earth had swallowed him up,
those who were searching for him
could not even conjecture where he
hao concealed himshelf. The puzzle
was solved last Thursday when the
lid of the sunken box that contains
the gasoline tank at the St. Johns
Elevator was raised and blood stains
were found on tho tank and the
sides of the box. At first it was a
mystery how the blood stains came
to be there, but then someone
remembered the mysterious disap-
pearance of the demented man,
and both mysteries were explained.
Rieckhoh had gone in that direc-
ton, and seeing the lid of the sunken
box and being familiar with the
manner in which gasoline tanks are
generally arranged at elevators, he
knew that the box would afford an
excellent hiding place, so he lifted
the lid and jumped in and pulled
the lid down. Here he must have
remained for nearly two hours shell
terd from the chilly wind, while
those who were searching for him
passed and repassed the sunken box
without taking any notice Of it. By
raising the lid a bit he could see the
searchers without being seen and
when they had given up looking
for him around the elevators he
crawled out and made is way back
to the clubhouse Of the hotel, where
he was found.
No word has been received as to
Mr.. Rieckhoff's condition since he
was taken to the sanitarium near
Milwaukee. The presumption is,
however that he is better, else he
would not have survived this long.
In case this improvement physically
will very likely be followed by i'm
provement mentally and in time the
cloud that has obscured his mind
may pass away entirely. If the best
of care and treatment and the earnest
prayer of his friends avail anything,
he will be speedily cured. -Demo-
crat Adrian.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
LESS THAN HALF PRICE.

Send 25 cents in coin, postal or
express order, and we will send you
for one year our beautiful illustrated
monthly magazine The Twentieth
Century American. This offer holds
good until May LIST, 1908, and: is
special, on account of our effort to
raise our subscription list to. tho
100, 900 mark. Send today and get
the handsome May number included
in this offer. Delays are dangerous I.
Address. Il ILL.,.
.. Wilbur G. Stone, Publisher,
Station M, Cincinnati, Ohio.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
LAUGH AND GROW FAT.


Life is such serious business to
the average mortal that an oppqr.
tunity for q hearty laughs more
than welcome to most people "A
merry heart doeth good like a medi.
cine," and so do the humorous
features of that great metropolitan
daily, The Chicago Record Herald.
The first thing that greets you on
the first page of every issue is the
humorous cartoon by John T. Nc
Cutcheon, the well known artist,
that frequently tells more at a glance
than could be conveyed in a column
of reading matter. Every issue
contains also humorous small story
on the editorial page and the al
ternating Currents column written
by S. E. I Kiser, one of the most
popular humorists in the country.
In addition to all these, the Sunday
issue always includes a comic Sec
ton, guaranteed to produce laughter.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
PICNIC JUNE ELEVENTH.

PICNIC JUNE ELEVENTH.
June the eleventh is the date &
the Woodman picnic. On this date
the picnic will be held, rain, OF
shine, and the work of preparing TO,
the biggest day ever known in the
history OF Adrian: will soon begin.
It is safe to say that six or eight
thousand people will attend tho
picnic, and it will be no small job b
feed entertain and amuse* such q
crowd. Adrian cannot afford to do
anything by halves 80 far as this
picnic is concerned, and nothing
will be done that way. All who
come here on that day may be as.
sured that no pains will b.. SPARED
tor their delectation. The committee
on amusemnet will see that some
thing is doing every minute Of the
day. d Democrat Adrian. Y III
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
NOTHING LIKE EXPERIENCE
tt0~o k,,,, ~ In 1,vx nv

NOTHING LIKE EXPERIENCE.
lone truth learned by: actual ex-
perc1ence does more good than ten
experiences one hers about" Tell
man that Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea remedy will
cure cholera 1norbrs, and he will
most likely forget it before the end
of the day. Let him have severe
attack of that disease, feel that he is
about t. die, use this remedy, and
learn from his own experience how
quickly it gives relief and he will
remember it all his life. For sale by
all druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
ROBBED THE GRAVE.

6Hys hObDLD 1dE V1lA =. ,.
"A startling incident, is narrated
~ John Oliver, of PHILADELPHIA, as
follows: II was in an awful condi-
ton. My skin was almost yellow
eyes sunken, tongue coated pain
continually in back and sides, no
appetite growing weaker day by
day. Three physicians had given
me up. Then I was advised to use
Electric B1ttars; to my great joy,
the first bottle made a decided i'm
provement. I continued their use
for three weeks and am now a we'll
man. I know they robbed the grave
fanother victim.'' No one should
hi, to try them Only SO cents,
yuArp nteed, at all drug stores.
Dno Minute Cough Onsse. !
Tor CoslEgso, Cooos aud CroQn i
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01

One Minute Cough Ons.e
4 Tor CauEiss, colds and csoun
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
DEWITT'S WITCH HAZEL SALVE.

The only positive cure for blind,
bleeding, itching, and protruding
piles, cuts burns, bruises, eczema
and all abrasions of the skin. De
Wits is the only Witch Hazel Salve
that is made from the pure, unadul-
terated witch hazel-all others are
counterfeit De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve is made to cure-ccunterfeits
are made too sell. All Druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-05-01
Smith-He sells vehicles.

Smith-He sells vehicles.
Linoleum, linoleum, at
CLANCY and Mackays.
Just received a nice lot of Red
Spanish Pineapples, Harry B. Lewis
Mr.. and Mrs. John Salstrom, Of
Bigelow arrived Thursday morning
for a few days visit with friends
and relatives in this city.
William Klimmek the piano tuner
arrived from the east Monday noon
and is quartered at tho Western
House where he can be seen by any
one wishing to have their piano re-
paired.
Remember Arbor Day and the
exercise at the Fair grounds Fri
day. Go out and plant a tree aud
aid in identifying this property so
as to make it a pleasant place to
drive etc.
Puts vim and :vigor into your
body, strengthens the nerves.
Builds up your whole system. Makes
you we'll. Keeps you we'll. Rocky
Mountain Tea. IS cents. F. M.
Hickman.
At the Alumni meeting at the
residence of Miss Prue Town Mon
day evening, Foster Moore was ap-
pointed as committee to arrange
for TIE banquet and select his CON-
mittee of assistants.
We are informed on good author
ty that the shirt waist ladies, will
not be discarded during 1908. Just
what may happen in another twelve
month we are not prepared to say,
but this year the ladies will look as
neat and trim a usual in nice clean
Numbered shirt waists, providing
they are done up at the Worthing-
ton Steam Ldy.
Which Hail Insurance Company
are you going to insure your Crops
in this year, is the vital question
Do you want your losses paid in full
or only in parts2 Last year two of
the companies paid only 10 cents on
the dollar of their losses, another
paid 80 cents, another paid 4S cents,
another paid So cents, another paid
70 cents. Seven companies paid
in full. One OF them used $780,
80, borrowed money, to pay $38,
$50. Is of losses aud spent $37, 629.97
for expenses; another paid 81, $50. 81,
expenses, $7,1SS.16; another paid
$3.50. 90, expenses 1868. So; another
paid SIS, 763.94, expenses $40, O44. 50;
another paid $3,0s256 expenses
$35, SOC. As; another paid $s,316.7s,
expenses 81, 57e.74. The Alliance
Hail and Cyclone Mutual Insurance
Co. of Austin MINI. paid losses last
year $44, $500, their total expense
was $l2,457.92. On Dec. 3lst 1902,
they had assests of $ss, 260.44. All
these figures are taken from the
Insurance Commissioners report and
are authoritic. If you want reliable
Insurance call on S. Kindlund,
Agent for the last named Company.