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Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28
POLICE COURT.

Judge Crawford handed out the law
to one drunken vag this morning. He
was trying to take a free ride under
the cushions in an east hound tourist
car. occupied by company OF dis
charged regulars from the Philippines.
Charles Metz, night officer at the depot
who is taking Ofiicer Barton's place
during his absence. pulled the volun-
teer from under the seat and threw
him in jail. He gave his name as F.
+. Ayres, hailing from Arizona He
found that New Mexico is hard place
when II comes to getting anything free
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28
FREED FROM HUSBAND.

NO Glfl mas ever been through what
| have. was married before was
II. became a mother before was II.
and now, before am Is. the legal age.
| hear | am divorced"
Pretty little Mrs Celostia Maude
Grove only a slip of golden haired
girl. was trying 10 comfort her Q
weeks old little boy last night while
she told her story. The news she got
yesterday. was that her husband, Geo.
L. Grove. had divorced her in Nebras-
ka on the GROUNDS OF cruelty and de-
sertion. Her mother. Mrs. II. Il. Sew.
erance. of No. 434 ST. Nicholas avenue,
has been seeking guardianship papers
in an action to have the marriage an.
nulled on account of the youth of the
girl. but has been baked by the courts
out west.
Nebraska courts work more quick
ly than New York courts" sail !Irs.
Severance, and | suppose we must be.
gin all over again"
II was boy and girl love match.
Pretty little Celestia MGude Severance
was a pupil of the high school West
End avenue and Eighty-first street,
when she met George Grove at a chill
dren's party. He was II. He fell In
love with the school girl. She thought
she loved him, too
The Seyerances objected. Young
Grove pointed out that his father Eu-
gene II. Grove. was a rich man; he
owns much real estate in Borough
Park, an apartment house in Brooklyn
and a big peach orchard at Northport,
X, !. Maude was eager 10 marry him.
Grove went west to start in busi-
ness-he was but boy. Finally, he
wrote an urgent letter, and Maude told
her mother IL she couldn't be married
she would go to her sweetheart any
way. So kilograms passed and Mrs.
Severance travelled all the way to AL
bLluerGue. New Mexico. to see her
school girl daughter, not yet IA. mar
ried to this boy lover. She put up her
hair to be married it had been in pig
tails before.
81 was madly in love-" said the little
wife and mother. Il though George
was everything that man should be,
though he was only boy. He got $40
a month and house. but | knew his
people were wealthy, and my love
smothered over all objections.
But soon found out my mistake.
| should have stayed here at school.
could not endure the life with him and
| came home here last summer. My
baby was born on January 5. | am so
glad he is a boy. because when | get
TO be an old woman he can take care
of me. We have named him Edwin
Everett Grove"
Grove has moved to Hemmingfore,
Neb., and according to information re-
ceived by the Severances he has Sc
cured q divorce at Alliance, the county
seat
Il had retained Mi.iken e. Nicholson,
Of No. 2S7 Broadway" said Mrs. Sever
ance, ito have me appointed guardian
in a suit to annul the marriage. and
now comes the news that young MI
Grove has already got divorce. How
could this little girl--she ought TO be
at school--be cruel TO this muscular
young man? It's absurd! We are walt
| ing for more news. and then We VIII
take further steps to have the divorce
set aside and the marriage annulied
Little Miss Grove declares that her
youthful husband got divorce be-
cause he wanted to get married again.
New York World. March Is.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28

Frank Alderman, attorney for the
Naacot Copper company, returned yes
terday from the camp, where he has
been for several days in the interest
of the company. He reports the results
obtained from development work done
since the first of the year very graft.
flying. Quite force OF men are at work
and the number is being increased A
well defined vein of copper carrying
some gold and silver. has been discov-
cred and several car loads of rich ore
have been taken out. Plans are now
being formed to cree: on the property
mill for treating ore. This will be
completed by the time the New Mexico
Eastern railway, known as the Santa
Fe cut of. is running. THIS railway
will run within two and a half miles of
the property, giving excellent shipping
facilities
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28
TRAGEDY AveTtcd,

Just in the nick of time our little
boy was saved" writes Mrs. w. Wat
kins, OF Pleasant City. Ohio. "Pneu-
monia had played sad havoc with him
and terrible cough set in besides.
loctors treated him, but he grew worse
every day. At length we tried DR..
Kings New Discovery for consump-
ton, and our darling was saved. He's
now sound, and we'll" Everybody
ought to know. it's the only sure cure
for coughs, colds and all lung diseases.
Guaranteed by all druggists. Price soc
and S1.00. Trial bottles free.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28
Cures ScIatjc rheumatism.

Mrs. A. r. Simpson, 500 Craig street,
Knoxville, Tenn, writes. June 10. 1899:
II have been trying the baths OF Hot
Springs, Ark. for sciatlc rheumatism.
but ! get more relief from Billiards.
Snow Liniment ;han any medicine or
anything | have ever tried Enclosed
find postofiice order for 81 90. Send me
a large bottle by Southern Express"
Sold by Cosmopolitan Pharmacy-B.
Ruppe.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28
Drying preparations simply devel.

DFyIHR UFFIBNfstIIOHS bImpIy ueVeI'
op dry catarrh they dry up the seoretions,
which adhere TO the membrane and decom-
pose, causing a. far moro serious trouble than
the ordinary form Of oatarrh. Avoid all dry.
ing inhalan,s, fumes, smokes and snuIs
aud use that which cleanses, soothes aud
heals. Ely's Cream Balm is such n remedy
aud will cure catarrh or cold in tho head
easily and pleasantly. trial sizo will DO
mailed for 10 cents, All druggists sell tho
soc. size. Ely Brothers, 80 Warren St., NY.
The Balm cures without pain, does not
irritate or oauso sneezing. 1t spreads itself
over an irritated aud angry surface, relioy-
ing Immediately the painful inflammation.
With Ely's Cream Balm you nro armed
against Nasal Catarrh aud Hay Fever.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28
WORKING Overtime.

Eight hour laws are ignored by those
tireless, little workers-Dr. Kings
New Life Pills. Millions are always
at work. night and day, curing indIges.
ton, biliousness, constipation, sick
headache and all stomach, liver and
bowel trouble. Easy. pleasant, safe.
sure. Only zoe at all druggists.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28
Couch Settled on der LUNGS.

my daughter had terrible cough
Jackson. of Danville, Iii. I'VE tried a
great many remedies without relief.
until we gave her Foley's Honey and
Tar which cured her" Refuse substi.
tutes.-Alvarado Pharmacy.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28

will be only too well pleased to learn
that their discoveries will rival those
OF the Count of Monte Cristo.-Duran.
so Herald.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28

Grosyenor Il. Clarkson, OF New
York, who has been spending the win
ter at Albuquerque viii leave tonight
for Redla ads Cal. where he will re
main through the spring.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28
Danners OF pneumonia.

A cold at this time II neglected is liza
BILE to cause pneumonia which Is so
often fatal, and even when the patient
has recovered the lungs are weakened.
making them peculiarly susceptible to
the development of consumption.
Foley's Honey and Tar will stop the
cough. heal and strengthen the lungs
and prevent pneumonia. Alyarado
Pharmacy.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28

b. o. Wright has returned from Ari-
zona, where he went week ago to
buy horses. Horses were held too high
and he returned without any.
The basket ball girls of this city are
under obligation TO Mr.. Sam Vann, Of
Albuquerque. for having secured for
them the services OF Mr. J. w. Berrey,
who coached their team successfully
before the game OF last Monday night.
-Deming Headlight.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28
More Riots.

Disturbances of strikers are not near.
iy as grave as an individual disorder OF
the system. Overwork. loss Of sleep,
utter collapse. unless a reliable remedy
is Immediately employed. There's
nothing SO efficient to cure disorders
of the liver or kidneys as Electric Bit
tiers. It's n wonderful tonic, and effec-
tive neivine and the greatest all
around medicine for run down sys-
tens. II dispels nervousness. rheuma-
tism and neuralgia ard expels malaria
germs. Only soc. and satisfaction
guaranteed by all druggists.
II. ii. Ottens and family. OF Philadel-
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28

II. ii. Ottens and family. OF Philadel-
phia. are spending the week at
Harsch's Coyote hot springs.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1903-03-28

Council bill No. 81, an act entitled
al act providing for additional mem
bers of the board Of equalization. APP
proved March Il, 1903.
Council bill No. 81. an act to amend
section 1921 OF the compiled laws of
! 1897, rllating to limitations of actions.
Approved March A. 1903.
Council bill No. Al, an act TO pro.
hibit the Dissertation OF the American
flag. Approved March IA, 1908,
Council bill No. Ga, an act TO amend
the election law of the territory OF
New Mexico. Approved March IA
1903.
Amended council bill No 80, an act
to regulate the admission OF foreign
corporations and providing a penalty
for corporations failing to comply with
the law. Approved March Ia, 1903.
Council bill No. 1873. an act relating
to county jails. Approved March II
1903.
Amended council bill No. 23, an ac
TO amend section II. OF chapter 80
laws Of 1901. relating TO territorial
bonded Indebtedness and the redemp
ton thereof. Approved March IA
1908.
Council bill No. 10, an act amend
ing section /, ohanter 81, OF the law
OF 1901. entitled an act regulating tn
assessment and taxation OF building
and savings and loan associations, az
proved March 90. 1901. Approves
March IA. 1908.
Council bill No. 1872. an act To Great
the county OF Torrance and to provid
The sun., 1903-09-13

maxim fer the creek. with its tongue
hangn' out foot, Joe said. Joe knowed
that the bear was lreadin fer The creek
to git drink, and that when it stopped
to git II Bruin'd be his mrat,
by the time the hear 20, To the creek
into the creek at the pool where the big
and smart old trout lived, and stopped
in the ini,idl', to Eit his drink.
Joe. he WAS only few yards behind him,
and, as the lear put its most, down 10 drink.
Joe s.,e it throw up its head and make
break fer the to,her bank. As il went
ont Of the creek Joe fired.
Joe hurried 20 il. and when llr got there
he see sonetbn' that made him yoop ana
yell
Right by the bears head Topped and
wiggled the big2-s, trout he had ever see
He sloShed across the creek and foun,i that
The trout had its teeth buried deep in the
bears tongue tha, had been hangin' out
50 fur
ITS the smar, old mossbacli hiS'eli.
hollers .loe. But who'd "a thunk he'd
a ever tried to git away with bear! he
hollers
Bur he had. and there he laid, the agGra,,
vaiin' and tremendous trout that had
laughed the fishermen to scorn FER most
ten year. And Joe stuck to il that the
trout got ketched because he was too smart.
but Eli and a lot more Of EN- poohpoohed,
and said that instead q the trout bein
ketched cause il was too smart 1t had
come to its end fer the contrary reason.
at had got old and childish says Eli
No trout that didn't have softenin o.
the brain. saws he. wouldn't never a
thought o risin to bear. eXpectin to
git away with it, saws he.
"Bnt as fer me, sniffin' danger in the air
il this burnin' question should git mixed
up with the political situation. I didn't
commit mvsaf
The sun., 1903-09-13
POLICE STATION NICkNAMES.
Besides '"rrndcrlOln.' There Are Lots or
'Em, All Expressive.

Nearly every stranger in New York.
said an Ohio man, the other day, knows
that you have one police precinct calle y e
renderlor. But have you got any mex
names for the rest OF them:'
The man to whom the question was dl-
rec, ed didn't know. Bnt he wasn't police
man, or he would have known that there
were several uicknamed precincts in the
city. Every policeman knows these nick
names and. what is more, he Uses them in
his conversation
The naming of thr Tenderloin gave a
nickname TO another precinct at thu same
time. Old policemen well remember how.
when Capt. Alex" Williams got notice
that he was to be transferred from the
Mulberry street station to tn" Tenderloin,
he said 10 his men;
We'll. I'm through with chuck steak
now, I'm going up to have some tender
loin-
The nickname Tenderloin was at once
fastened upon the new West Thirtieth street
police station. The result is that nearly
every important city in the country now
has what is known as Tenderloin- place
wherc theatres. hotels and rest aurants
make night lively. To this day, also, many
policemen call the Mulberry street district
the chuck steak precinct
The Leonard street station is the chicken
coop and butter district, from the fact that
many of the Wholesale butter, eggs and
produce houses are there. The city Hall
station, from the fact that many old blue
coats are sent there that they may hav" an
easy time. is "the old mems home" Brook
lyn Bridge, in police slang, is "the perch
or the roost
Big Chief" Deverv was using an old piece
Of police slang Nhen as he = a lsferred
"Chestv George" Mctlusky to the Grand
Central police station. he remarked that
McClnsky was going to "the baggage room, ="
The Central Park station is the sparrow
ground, and any Bronx precinct is up
among the goats.
Since the troublesome red-light days
the Fifth stree, station j. known among
the ,nlire AZ. He'll" Church 81 rect. from
the fact that the precirct has lot of Syrian
res dents, is the "conrhee-ccochee" pre-
ciuct The mounted squad at the Ire
mont police stat ion IS "the riding academy,
Mercer traet, from an alleged frequency
Of policy shops. has come 20 be known ar the
~ Ike district" A policeman who Is sent
to the Harbcr Squad has been "shanghaied II
BROOKLYN. 10 a New York bluecoat, is
Sleepy II low" Staten Island is "the
sani'arurn" or "the rest cure
The sun., 1903-09-13
BONES FOR NOC1I RIAL T4TS.
BETTER Than Shoes. troCkrry Or An! Of the
Old-Timc E<pedientS.

"No We have an nll -the-yenr-rOund husi-
moss said u State street fireworks dealer,
when the remark MAS made that he was prob
ably folding his hands in idlrncss now that
the Fourth OF July vas over
just sold $500 worth of Roma candles
rockets and red Ar" to a district leader. who
ia to have an outing on Saturday. Then
there are fireworks and colored fire for lawn
parties It would surprise you how much
these. things Hr" used. both al private and
public affairs in the suburbs The frequent
fcasts ot the foreign colonies of Roman Catho-
lies give us quite y business too. Then
there is "a steady trnde in cat torpedoes.
Cat turpcdor-?
Yes little dntonatinE bombs made rs-
pecially TO interrupt the duets of Thomas
and Maria. Iou live in th. city, Well. have
YOU never heard cats performing ON the back
fence followed by n sharp explosion? You
hive probably thought some fellow sufferer
had disrharg god his revolver. Well he merely
tossed a cat torpedo At his feline tormrntors.
These tOrpedoeS ar. made TO explode
very easily They viii 20 of with sharp
report even if they hit n clothes line or land
ou grass plot You are away behind the
tunes il ;'ou throw your bootjack at the cats.
They don't mind those Old-iashoned missiles
but ii you drop torpedo Out of your window
you viii he rid OF the vocai1ing Of the felnes.
for they will -camper u block AT the explosion
and YOU and yonr n"ighhors will rest in pence %
The sun., 1903-09-13
PAID (OINSEI WITH THE LOOT,
4 Generous Horse Thief and an unsuspi.
ciOIs Judge Out Indiana Way

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Sept IL. A man
who registered as Edward Little of Fort
Wayne drove into Nashville, Brown county,
last Sunday night, and put mp at the only
hotel in the place. He looked like laborer,
and the fact that his rig consisted Of a
rubber-tired phaeton and good horse,
much .iaded, excited suspicion that the
outfit had been stolen In reply to aues-
tons he said that he was on his way to the
southern part of the county 10 bay timber.
When further questioned be be,am in
dignant. and the authorities decided to
det ain him till they could investigate.
Judge Percifeld happened to pass by on
his way TO his Office when Little was ar
ed. and the man. being told that the
OK Judge was a good lawyer, engaged him
every direction by the police, describipg z
Little and his rig but Monday wore away
and no replies were received. On Tuesday
morning Judge Percifeld appeared in court,
made n strong plea for the defendant, and
the Justice discharged him for want OF
proof of guilt nothing having been offered
against him.
Little embraced the attorney and the
Justice in the exuberance OF his JOY Then
he went TO Percifeld's Office to set tie for his
defence. The attorney charged him SO
and Little had only s. with him so Perci.
field agreed to take the horre and give
Little SO in cash. This did not suit III.
stranger. because he couldn't use the buggy
without the horse After much persuasion
however the Justice OF the Peace who had
lust released the man consented to pry
SIS for the buggy and harness Having
sold the rig, Little departed by train for
this city.
Early the next morning the Sheriff at
Nashville received "A telegram from the
police superintendent here 10 hold Mat
lock- alias Little becAuse the Tix he had
with him had been stolen. The owner had
believed that the horse had merely strayed.
MatIock succeeded IN keeping ont of the
way tor several days, bat WIS finally ar.
rested near hls home He readily confessed
that he had eold the stolen horse and buggy
II the Nashville attorney and Justice Of
the Pence. He said he hated 10 impose on
M Per- Iheld, but the only way ie rouId
pay the attorney for his admirable defence
was To c him iIHNr the horse Mr. PervI-
field came here TO get his money back,
but Matiock had already spent il in the
saloons and did not have dollar
Il would have beet my life that thefeIloy
war not horse thief said Judge Perc.
field, -and defended him in the full belief
that he WAS Innocent. ] know better now
and ] won't he taken In that wsy sSsin'
The sun., 1903-09-13

., held that he he, was gaitIess At last the chief
time" he said
But the clerk was unconvinc"d
Chief" he said quietly. I've helped
you out several times when you've come
to the hotel in search of clues, and now
want one more chance He turned TO the
suspect. Look here" In. seid. you've
got d queer pocket inst inside your coat
and its mouth is big enough TO let you slip
things that lie on tables into II quickly:
and it's deep enough TO hold hig objects
like long locketb"oks.
For the first time the man banched Just
a trife
Search him" said the chief 10 two
assistants.
They did. and just inside the coat they
found just such n pocket as the clerk de-
scribed. Also, in a pocket on the inside
of the mans waistcoat they found the
pockethook, with not single paper missing.
Than the chief turned To the clerk
How in thunder did you know he had
a queer pocket in his coat?' he asked.
The clerk was modest
II didn't" he replied Il lust thought
he ought TO have one, to he able 10 slip a
big pocketbook of table in broad day
light without anybody's noticing him"
This clerk is known 20 many a detective
lVI IiiS
as for his ability to recognize a man the
first time he has seen him by means Of
description, or even a fleeting glimpse
OF photograph.
A detective in another city once wrote
to the clerk:
u inclose pretty poor photograph
of slim Pete the safeblower. who Is
coming your way He wouldn't keep
still when we took it He tries to appear
the gentleman when travelling and he
may, therefore. try to put up with you. IL
he does, do me the favor of nabbing him
The clerk got local detective assigned
to sit on sofa placed on the opposite side
Of the Office so that il faced the desk. Here
the detective lolled until the afternoon
Of the second day. when well-groomed
man walked up to the desk with an easy
air and began registering. He was Just
reaching out to get the key from the clerk
when the latter raised hand as if to reach
for the letterbo1 back of him. The next
second "Slim Pete" the safeblower, was
under arrest.
He had been recognized instantly by
the clerk. despite his natty get-up and
becoming Van Dyke heard not shown
on the photograph. He had made the
fatal mistake of no, giving heed to his eve
brows One was sweeping and long, the
other decidedly shorter: and the clerk
had noticed the difference in the photo
graph that his friend had sent him.
The sun., 1903-09-13
THE BEAR THAT TELEPHONED.
How He Interrupted Pleasant Game.
hut Wouldn't Answer Questions.

EAST HOLDEN. Me-, Sept. 10, "Did you
ever have bear call yon up by telephone
and keep ringing the bell until you were
forced to answer" asked Israel Pirt, who
has been Judging poultry at the agric'll-
tura fairs in Maine in the last two weeks.
MOP didn't expect it, But such an ak
perience happened to friend Of mine last
week and took place wien I was his guest.
so give you the st ory from personal knowl-
edge.
"a the close Of the Iewisto on fair. Mr..
Brooks. n Bangor poultryman. asked me
to go 10 his cottage at Holbro o&'s pond, on
the Bar Harbor ilroad, md pass the
Sabbath. We arrived on Saturday after
noon and found Jolly party waiting for
us. When we had sailed on the pond and
caught few landlocked salmon there was
supper at his cottage, after which the
young folks made almost peck of molasses
candy. placing the sticks on a shelf near
the window TO cool
Just then man who lived IN cottage
half Il mile away teephoned TO Mr.. Brooks.
asking him to hring his guests over by
moonlight and play few games Of whist +.
Offering plover pie as an nducement.
The card players were seated at three
tables on tho piazza. and the children were
romplng and playing in the lighted woods
when the telephone began 20 ring loud
and long. The cottage was on line which
runs around the pond. and our host, think
ing that some ueighbor had called him
up, went to the instrument and tried 10
learn what was wanted After several
I, u. NJ
to go tn the receiver, As he could get ro
answer, though there vas plenty Of noise
at the ot her end Of the line.
~ p,lt my ear TO the receiver. and could
hear a humping and scratching sound,
like that made by a servant when she sweeps
ont the hallway with stiff broom Then
Mr.. Brooks tried. Before he had listened
"A minute he began to smile
"'Fonll excuse me. gentlemen, said he,
There is bear in my cottage rummaging
among the things. IT was lie who called
up on the telephone. ! can hear him grunt-
ing and munching something. Unless am
greatly mistaken he is engaged in eating
up the molassns candy the children made
Just before We came away
Getting a rife and two revolvers, we
went in the direction Of the Brooks cot
'agc as fast "a our legs could carry us. On
the. way Mr.. Brooks explained that he had
left the windows opening on the piazza
unguarded except by screens. and he had
no doubt that a proving bear had smelled
the burned molasses in the candy and had
broken in to help himself
He was right, too | was the first TO
reach the piazza. and wounded the bear
with IA revolver shot as he was looking out
Of the window. Mr.. Brooks finished him
with a shot from his Winchest er In reach
ing to pull the candy from the shelf the bear,
finding that il had adhered TO the wood
had given the call crank Of the telephone
several turns, and later had unlocked the
receiver from its support. so we could hear
every noise made in the cottage. A pc
culiar cluckng note of satisfaction. such
az hears utter when thev find good food
caused Mr.. Brooks TO identify the house
breaker without trouble.
The sun., 1903-09-13

Gan q SwOrdrsh Cntc RathcC