Smyrna times., 1903-05-27

3. Like all "world powers" the Unit
N States is going to have great dificul
IN avoiding ''entangling alliances.
Miss Floy Gilmore has been appoin
ed assistant attorney general for Il
: philippines. Who will say there is l
progress in the Orient.
4 The missionaries report that slave,
l. still exists on the Congo. There is
/ difference between Belgian and BIRTHS
methods of colonization and conoue,
Ihere Is still a lurking suspicio
tnat Russia wants an open door t
China which will admit nothing br
"the bear that walks on two legs"
The public will be considerably re
lleved when the President gets baeI
TO Washington and applies som
strenuous methods to the Postoffic
situation.
Ii the President will only announc,
that the Grand Canyon of the Colorad,
exceeds in beauty the YelIowston,
Park, the Statehood failure will he
forgiven.
A Chicago school teacher condemns
Shakespeare because he is not "up-to.
date" Perhaps someone will be kind
enough to translate the immortal
oard into modern slang for Chicago
consumption.
1t IS difficult to see why that S21. 900
check which futtered out of a car
window in New Jersey should have
produced such sensation in a state
that incorporates all the big trusts.
Inc convlcts in the New York pepi-
tentlary have unanimously resolved to
refuse the services of tho chaplain ON
the ground that he is cruel to his
young daughter. Even crooks hate
hypOcricy.
reginald Vanderbilt has EMPLOYED a
small army of decorators to prenare
tne suite of rooms that he and his
bride will occupy on the steamship
New England, on their approaching
trip to Europe.
ne DostoA newspapers recently an
nounced that the Common" was to
be sown with rye and a confirmed
urbanlte Immediately wrote to the
papers urging that a border of mint
De also sown just as a matter of con-
AT the recent Berlin medical CON
sress a DR.. Summerfeld announced
with every show of confidence that be
nad found an absolute cure for con-
sumption. His announcement was re-
'elved with the greatest interest and
numerous experiments will be under.
aiken.
a Farls newspaper publishes the fol-
owing unique advertisements: s.Youno
'oman' very good looking having had
leg amputated through an accident
'lshes to marry an honorable gen
leman with good presence and with
ood position, who has met with simi.
ar misfortune"
TO ''let in the light of publicity on ,
ne Postofice scandals cannot hurt
le party The discovery of fraud its
'adlcation, and the punishmept Of
le culprits never hurt any party. An
tempt at secrecy and "whitewasb-
g. on the other hand, never failed
hurt the party attempting it. &
IL may be uneharitable to say anv-
i"s "oOuC professional jealousy in
with the failure of tbo (
edicaI congress to endorse the meth [
Is OF DIR. LOrenz, but it is note.
'rthy that some of the most eminent 1
rgeons endorsed the Viennese obvs.
ian unqualifedly.
Inc enemies ofcivil service are max
use OF the pOstofice scanda as an
sument against that reform. Tn n
ngent observation of the facts. how. H
'r' reveals beyond doubt that If hos
30 only in instances where the civil
vice laws have been evaded that IN
ults have followed. n,
til
Hay cannot protest against q
batting in Russia, as he did in tho
Q OF Roumania because the same ell
use does not exist. The persecut,on in
ne Jews is not resulting in flood. n