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Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-13


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FLASHES OF FUN.


Mrs. Trottsr--I don't know what's the
Her Husband-Perhaps they're large
enough.-Puck
Try one of our new sofas" said the man
in the furniture shop; they're very
6Fs BREAKFAST food FOOD. '@YonksTs % Statesman. @ ~"
Mrs. Lakesside-Is she nclleP
Mrs. La salle-It seems not She has
been married to the same man three times
in succession.-Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. Chugwater-Joslah. do you believe
there's anything in palmtstry?
Mr.. Chugwater.Yes; ! have been told
week out Of it.-Chieaeo Tribune. -
"po You recall that famous scene Ia
which the tragedian cries. A horse king
clothes; 4 never cared much for the racing
melo- drama "-Washington Star
You don't mean to ten me he is pu-
mot at all. said he was lightweight
bcIsrT,.
well, he's a packer of Strawberries.
Philadelphia Press
Mrs. Gabbler-That dentist stopped my
mouth. with. wax today 30 ] couldn't say
Mr.. Gabbler-Great soottl wonder what
1t would cost to engage him permanently
Brooklyn Eagle,
II takes the man who hasn't much nina
| a long time TO make It up, just as 1t takes
! the man who hasn't much hair q long time
| to part II TO his atisfaction.-Somervilie
Journal
'Gracious!" exclaimed Mrs Mamie Goat
| Took at that Kid of oursl
Whats he doing?" demanded mr. Will
Look at him. There he is now. standing
| on his head"
"Ah! I'll bet a juicy gum shoe egainst
bunch o. tin cans he's been eating circus
noater r'-Philadelphia Press.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-13

Mrs. Lakeside-Is she fclle2
Mrs. La Salle--It seems not. She has
been married to the same man three times
in succession.-Chicago Tribune.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-13

Mrs. Trotter-I don't know what's the
matter with, these slippers.
Her Husband-Perhaps they're large
enough.-Puck.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-13

in the furniture shop; they're very
healthy. Every one is stuffed with new
breakfast food. ."-YOnk5Ts Statesman.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-13

Mrs Chugwater-Joslah, do you believe
there's anything in palmistry? =.
Mr.. Chugwater-Yes; / have been told
that some palmists get as high as 500 a
week out Of it.-Chicago Tribune. .-r
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-13
Waltham Watches
Run the railroads.

sThe Perfected American Watch" illustrated BOOK
of Interesting Information about SaaehSs, TUH be sent
free Sp0n Request.
American WaR6am Watch Company
Wahkam, Mass.
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-13

You don't mean to teH me he is pu-
mot at all. said he was a lightweight
boxer"
Omaha daily bee., 1903-05-13

It takes the man who hasn't much nina
q long time TO make 1t up, just as II takes
the man who hasn't much hair long time
to part It to his satisfactton--Somervilie
Journal
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
THE MIIW AUKEE.

A familiar name Of the Chicago,
Milwaukee & 81. Paul Railway. known
all over the Union as the Great Railway
running the "Pionesr Limited" trains
every day and night between st. Paul
and Chicago, and Omaha and Chicago
"The only perfect train In the world"
Understand Connections are made
with all transcontinental lines, securing
to passengers the best service known.
Luxurious coaches, electric light, steam
heat, Of a variety equaled by no other
line.
See that your ticket reads via "The
Milwaukee" when going to any point
in the Uuited States or Canada. All
ticket agents sell them.
For rates, pamphlets or other infor-
nation, addess.
J. W. CASEY, II. s. ROWE.
Trav. Pass. Agt., Gen. Agt.
Portland. Ore. Portland, Ore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
REDUCED SUMMER EXCURSION
RATES.

The Denver d Rio drande popularity
known as the 'Scenlc Line OF the
World" haa announced greatly reduced
roanitrln rates from Pacific coast
points fur the benefit OF teachers who
win spend their vacation In the east.
and OF delegates to all the prominent
eoneHntlona--N. II, A., at Boston. A.
o, ", w. at st. Paul; u. p. o, r.. at
Ran,imose; woodmen OF America nj In
dlanapoils. Eagles al New York. Myat.
lc Shrine At Saratoga Springs. X.
OF Y. at Louisville. and T. p, a. at In
alanapolls. Tickets at reduced ratea
will be based upon one fare for the
round trip but win be sold only on the
certain days. These tickets will carry
stopover privileges on the going trip,
giving passengers an opportunity to via
Il Salt Lake City, Glenwood Springs.
Colorado Springs and Denver; ana VIII
be good 20 return any time within 90
days. Passengers going via the Denver
q Rio Grandc are given the privilege Of
returning via different route. For
the rate TO the poln, you wish 10 30.
and for dates OF sale and other parti.
culars N well as for illustrated pamph.
let. write w. c. MCBRIDE. General
agent. Ia Third street Portland ORE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
Special ROUND TRIP RATES

Between June 4th and August 26th,
the Illinois Central will sell round trip
tickets from Oregon and Washington
points to Chicago Cairo, Memphis, and
New Orleans at Greatly reduced rates
Tickets good for three months. Going
limit 10 days. Returning limit 10 days
after starting west. Stop over privi-
liges either way, west of the Missouri
river. Sale dates are arranged to be
convenient for delegates to conventions
Of National Educational association at
Boston; Elks at Baltimore; Woodmen
at Indianapolis; Eagles at New York;
Shriners at Saratoga; Knights of Pyth-
las at Louisville and Commercial Trav-
elers at indianapolis. You can take
your choice Of 16' different routes.
Write us. We will cheerfully give you
any detailed information you want. B.
H. H.TRUMBULL, Commercial agent, 142
Third street. Portland Ore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
ROBBED THE GRAVE.
p. s. KENNEY.
C. A. MATHENA.

A startling incident Is narrated by
John oliver, OF Philadelphia as follows
Il was in awful condition. Ny skin
was almost yellow, eyes sunkeh, tongue
coated, pain continually In back and
sides, no appetite, growing weaker day
by day Three physicians had given
me up. Then l was advised to use
Electric Bltters; to my great JOY the
first bottle madea. decided improve.
ment. | continued their use for three
weeks, and am now well man. /
know they robbed the grave OF an
other victlm."N one should fail to try
them. Only 80 cents, guaranteed at
Chas. Rogers drug store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
NORTH COAST LIMITED,


Is only run by the Northern Pacific
between Portland and Minneapolis and
st. Paul. through Tacoma, Seattle.
Spokane. Mlssoula. Butte, Livingston.
Billings, Bismark and Fargo. Eight
four east and four west. Each ir Q
solid vesdbuled train, carrying stand
ard Pullman tourist sleepers. dining
car, day coaches, mail, express and
baggage car and the elegant observa-
ton car. Each train IL brilliantly
lighted with over 500 lights and the
beauty Of It all Ia you can travel just
as cheaply on this train as on any
other. All representatives will be
glad to give you additional ,informa-
tion. A. d. Charlton. Assistant Gen.
eral Passenger Agent. 255 Morrison 81.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
THE DEcENcIRs OF POLITICS

The irruption Of Devery into New
York politics as candidate for the
mayorality seems 10 have aroused con-
siderable attention among the men OF
both sides. Devery, with the bowery
slang. and his sublime egotisn. always
attracts a crowd when he speaks, and
not infrequently he puts them on good
terms with himself by amusing them.
How far this will so in the direction OF
votes. it is hard to say. but there
seems no reason to doubt that the ex-
police grafter viii be able to count up
on solid phalanx Of ballots from the
free and enlightened voters that for
merly depended upon him for permis-
zion TO carry on their own particular
forms Of grating. 1t will be an easy
matter for the opposite side to under
estimate the strength Of the shameless
Big Bill, and /. is as dangerous to un-
derestimate as to overestimate.
Those of the opposition that are in
clined to take the Devery campaign ser
iously seem TO be corrupted by the con-
temptation OF his whitechapel methods
into using language similar to his own.
Hugh Mclaughlin recently spoke OF
the New York candidate as follows
Il say now as / said last week, that
The health commissioner ought to re-
move Davery to Barren island and con-
vert him into fertilizer. and if that Of
fetal refuses to do so the mayor should
remove aim and appoint someone that
will.'
This might have come from Devery
with regard TO Mclaughlin and no one
would have been surprised, but in the
mouth of reputable politician such /
languabe surprises andsshocks.
What would San Francisco be with |
out her usual murder mystery?
sss,ss
The robbers at Stamford, Conn. that
broke into the pest house will soon
break ont.
An ice tr1lst has hean formed In |
Maine. Hitherto the Bostonians have
enjoyed monopoly
tss.4+t
There is a rumor current that there
are three men in the east that are not
cut on strike. /
s4sssa
An assassin was shot yesterday in a
village. The rest Of the iop-
ulation is still alive, however /
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
MAKES A CLEAN SWEEP

There's nothing like doing a thing
thoroughly. OF all the salves you ever
heard Of, Bucklens Arnica Salve is the
best. 1t sweeps away and cures burns,
sores, bruises, cuts. boils, ulcers, skin
eruptions and piles. It's only Csc, and
guaranteed TO give satisfaction by
Charles Rogers, druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
A STARTLING TEST.

To save life DR.. T. G. Ferrtt. OF
No. Mehoopany. Pa, made startling
test resulting In wonderful cure. He
writes "a patient was attacked with
violent hemorrhages, caused by ulcera-
tIon of the stomach. had often found
Electric Bitters excellent for acute
stomach and liver troubles SO / pre-
scribed them. The patient gained
from the first. and has not had an at
tack In IA months. Electric Bitters
are positively guaranteed FOR Dyspep-
sia. constipation and kidney troubles.
Try them. Only 50 cents at Charles
Rogers drug store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

Notice is hereby given, that at {
meeting OF the Carpenters union Of As,
toria, held Saturday evening. May 20
1908, resolution was unanimousl,
adopted. providing, that on and atte,
September /, 1908. the wages shall BE-
IS per day, and eight hours shall con.
stitute days work. This will not af,
feet contracts made prior to that date
or nncompleled buildings.
BY order OF the union.
+, Il. Wright. President.
T, L. Souden. Secretary.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
NORTHERN PACIFIC
Time Card of Trains

SttlN va
PORTLAND.
Leaves Arrives
Puget Sound Limited.7:25 m s:45 p m
Kansas City-St. Louis
Special ......... .1f:10 m 6:45 p m
North Coast Limited $3.50 p m 700 q m
Tacoma and Seattle Night
Express :. ........11:45 pm 3:05 , m
Take Puget Sound Limited or North
Coast Limited for Gray's Harbor pOints
Take Puget Sound Limited for Olym-
pia direct.
Take Puget Sound Limited or Kan
sas City-St Louis Special for points
on South Bend branch.
Double daily train service on Gray's
Harbor branch.
Four trains daily between Portland,
Tacoma and Seattle.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION.

To Whom II May Concern-Sotlce II
hereby given that the copartnershir
heretofore existing between the under
signed p. s. Kenney and C. A. Ma.
thena. is this day dissolved by mutual
consent. The business of the Star sa,
loon will be continued by p. s. Kenney
who viii pay all debt owing by the
firm. and to whom all bills owing TO the
firm must be paid. Dated this ed day
OF May, 1903.
p. s. KENNEY
C. A. MATHENA.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
QUICK ARREST.

], A, Gulledgc. OF verbena. Ala, was
twice In the hospital from severe
case OF piles causing "a tumors. After
doctors and all remedies failed, Bueklins
Arnlca Salve quickly arrested further
lnamation and cured him. II conquers
aches and kills pain. Is cents at Chas
Rogers. druggist
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
BIDS FOR WOOD,

Bids win be received by School Dis
triet No, /. nc the office OF the schoo
clerk, until June 20, 1908, for $50 cord,
or more Of bark slabs or henloek, fou,
foot wood, 10 be delivered to the dit,
rerent school buildings OF the district
as may be required. on or before the
iath day of August. 1898.
Right reserved to reject any and al
bids, by order OF the board.
+, z. Ferguson, Clerk,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
FADE YOUNG AGAIN.

"one ~ pr. Kings New Life pills
each night for two nights has put me
In my teens" again wri ~ D. II. Tur-
ner of Dempseytown. Pa, They're the
best in the world for liver. stomach and
bowels, Purely Vegetable, Never
grippe. Only % cents at Charles Rogers
drug store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
EXCURSION RATES EAST VIA
GREAT NoRTHGRN RAILWAY

Chicago and return. S11.5l.
st. Louis and return, SCI so.
Peoria and return $6s.s5
ST, Paul and return 500.
Minneapolis and return 500.
Duluth and return $50.
Dates OF sale--June and and 81 to
30.
July Is and l6 and August 20 to Is.
Tickets rood 90 days.
For full information call on or ad-
dress, Il, Dickson, city ticket agent. 12s
Third street Portland. Ore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
YOU CAN SAVE MONEY

BY taking advantage OF the cheap
rates east offered by the Northwestern
line: Chicago and return s1l 80; 81.
Paul and return $50. Tickets good %
days. Stop-oyers allowed. Dates of
sale--June 4. 8. "a. rs. %, 81. IS. %, 80;
July Is and 1s and August IS and s6,
Full information by addressing II. l.,
Slsler, general agent, i52 Third street.
Portland, Ore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
A SURE THING.

1t II said that nothing Is sure except
death and taxes. but that Is not alto
gether true. Or, Kings new Dlscov.
cry for consumption Is a sure cure for
all lung and throat troubles. Thous-
ands can testify to that. Mrs. c. b.
Van Metre Of Sheperdtown, w. Va,
says: Il had severe case Of bronchitis
and for a year tried everything | heard
Of, but got no relief One bottle of DR..
Kings New Discovery then cured me
absolutely" II Is lnfallible for Group,
whooping cough, grip, pneumonia and
consumption. Try 1t. IT'S guaran-
teed by Charles Rogers, druggist. Trial
bottles free. Reg. sizes 30 cents, 81
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09
The Wisconsin Central Lines

and you win make direct connections
at 81. Paul for Chicago. Milwaukee and
all points East,
For any further Information call on
any ticket agent .or correspond with
JAS, c, POND. Gen, Pass, Ag't.
or JAS A. CLOCK, Milwaukee. Wis
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

1t Is folly 10 suffer from that horri-
bic plague OF the night itching piles.
poan's Ointment cures quickly and
permanently. For sale by Charles
Rogers. druRglst.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

Mothers lose their dread for that
terrible second summer" when they
have DR.. Fowler's Extract Of Wild
Strawberry in the house. Natures
specific for bowel complaints of every
sort.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

Only one remedy In the world that
win at once stop ltchlness OF the skin In
any part Of the body; noan's ointment
At any drug store so cents.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

/, is strikinsly appropriate that tn,
Montana outlaws should seek the bat
j lands.
There seem to he more hold-np mer
than peaceable citizens in Portland, SC
really nothing can be done. Majority
rules,
A hurricane has swept over the thi-
lippnines, As General Smith is In
America he cannot be charged with the
responsibility.
The only unfortunate thing about a
recent Texas duel in which three were
killed is that one of the men was an in
noeeat hystander,
Alittle girl in Illinois has presented
Roosevelt with hand-painted por-
trait Of himself" Otherwise she is con-
sidered intelligent enough,
sssass
A Kishinef paper, the Besarabetz. Is
reported 10 have melted the mob to
murder. Ii Is supposed that only the
journals name was read.
ssssss
Annother innocent man has been
killed in the south, this time in Vr-
ginia, The only really safe plan
down there is FOR every man TO 20
shooting.
French shareholders Of venzuelan Sc
curities are closely watching the
course of events Weary writers of
scareheads should prepare for business
once more.
A man In San Francisco, who shot
himself in the temple and then jumped
into the bay, was supposed TO be John
Bell, a fisherman. He is now sup
posed to be dead
ssssss
An exchange says that Forest Grove
is to have new hotel situated a mile
from the husines center of the city. .
As the bushes district of Forest Grove
does not spread so far around as does
that of New York it would appear that
the new hotel win not be hampered
BY excessive traffic in its locality.
asssss
BY the end Of this month 1a5.O00 tour |
lists. by reliable figures and estimates.
win have left this season for Europe /
from New York. Millions of dollars
win be spent abroad.an the easterners
will waste good many million exclam-
ations over the beauty of the scenery
that is not to be compared with that of
many parts of Oregon.
sa4sss
1t appears that Denis Mulvihill, an
arstwhile stoker and at present mayor
If Bridgeport, Conn, is out of favor
With the high muck-a-mucks of his
'ity. and that his official head is in
because of said disfavor. As
dr. Mulvihill's dehection(O arises from
he fact of certain sympathies extended
toward laboring classes during recent
abor troubles in Bridgeport, it would
.een at this distance that he must be
odged more firmly than ever in the
good gcaces Of the so-called common
'eople; in which case it might require
considerable exertion, and no little ex-
on the part of the deyotees OF
monopoly to oust him from the po-
tion he has gained through sheer
merit.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

Cartersvi1le, Ga, r. r. No. 2.
I suffered for q number of years
with q severe Nettle-rash.
About twelve years ago I started
using B. 8, g., and after taking three
bottles felt myself cured and have
since taken a bottle occagionally,
and had little or no trouble along
that line. Ny general health has
been better since. / recommend
B. 8. 8. as a good blood medicine and
all round tonic, Yours truly,
Mrs. N. I. PITTARD.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

Coughs, and colds, down to the very
verge of consumption yield to the sooth
ing, healing influences Of DR.. Woods
Norway Pine Syrup. For sale by chas
Rogers. druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

A man In San Francisco, who shot
himself in the temple and then jumped
into the bay, was supposed TO be John
Bell. fisherman. He is now sup
posed to be dead.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

THE AsToRrAN PUBLISHING co.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

French shareholders Of Venezuelan se-
curities are closely watching the
course of events Weary writers of
scareheads should prepare for business
once more.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

An exchange says that Forest Grove
is to have new hotel situated mile
from the husines center OF the city. =
As the bushes district of Forest Grove
does not spread so far around as does
that of New York it would appear that
the new hotel win not be hampered
BY excessive traffic in its locality.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1903-06-09

Some two years ago ! suffered 9
great deal, caused ON account Of bad
blood. Small rash or pimples broke
out over my body and kept getting
Seeing 8. 8. 8. advertised in the pa4
perB and having heard also 1t haA
cured several people 1 n this city
concluded TO give IL fair trial.
After using the medicine for o o me
time, taking In all six bottles, wa4
entirely cured.
EDWARD G. LONG,
1920 Clay Street, Paducah, KY.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-07-07
FOR BRIGHTW00D PLANT
COUNCIL ASKED TO TRANSFER FUND
FROM sPRINKLING MONEY.
Water Works Will BE Rehabilitated
and observation-disclosures of Petro-
Ieum and GasOline-ROutine.

Outside the reports made by the commit
tee on investigation and impeachment and
on the investigation of the books of City
Clerk Charles N. Elliot there was little do
ing in Council last night. The attention of
the members was given entirely to hearing
these reports read, and when the important
business was over adjournment was quickly
taken.
An ordinance which will certainly excite
the ire of the Standard Oil Company and
other concerns which store oil or gasoline
in large quantities was introduced. The
measure forbids the storage or tanking of
OIL gasoline other Illuminating fluids in
amounts greater than 100 gallons in one
tank or warehouse. A fine of 800 for each
offense is provided.
An ordinance for the purpose of permit
ting the repair and rehabilitation of the
Brightwood water works plant was intro
duced 1t provides for the transfer of 81 go
from the fund for sprinkling unimprove6
streets to the Brightwood water works
fund. The money will be used in buying
The communication of the city controller to
Council states that more money is needed
because of the failure of natural gas and
the Increased fuel bills.
The only other ordinance introduced was
one TO give the Aldcg & Coonse Company
alley south of Moore avenue, the first alley
east of Lasalle street and Olney street
Mayor Bookwalter notified Council that
he has approved and signed the ordinance
appropriating 5000 for the use Of the Board
of Public Health I'm meeting smallpox and
other expenditures.