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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

The turkey had a shade the better
Of it because he didn't feel It while
the football player did.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

It may be true. as stated by the
attorney for Demolli, the labor agita-
tor, that the authorities had no right
to put him fin Jail. but the fact remains
that he is IN Jail just the same.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

An illustration Of the pertinacity Of
your Uncle Samuel has just come to
Light in a small Kentucky town. A
young woman down there received an
obscene letter. She reported it to her
father. who called the attention Of the
proper authorities to the matter An
inspector was sent to the town He
located himself there as q life insur-
anee agent and spent six months work
ing on the case. As a result ne has
just landed his man. Verify the way
Of some transgressors against govern
mcnt regulations IS hard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27
a Barbed ~ Fpisode-

Her dress caught the wire and. hence,
II got tear that was immense.
And the COW by the stile
Stopped feeding awhile
To rub her neck over the fence
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

For the benefit of an inquirer we de-
sire to say that the gold spike which
was driven to complete the ogden
Lucin CUTOFF yesterday was not left in
the tie. 1t is not worth while for any
body to waste time looking for it over
there.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

We have been unable to learn wheth-
er the labor union leaders who dined
with the president first satisfied them
selves that the White House chef is
in good standing with the Washington
Cooks and Walters union.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

And in accordance with law and an or
der of the board Of directors. made on
the 9Th day Of October. 1858. so many
shares of each parcel Of such stock as
may be necessary viii be sold at public
auction at the office of the company. 516
DOOly block. Salt Lake City, Utah on
Thursday. the 10th day Of December. 1903.
at clock p. m. of said day. to pay the
delinquent assessment thereon. together
with the costs of advertising and ex-
pense Of sale.
O. H. DERN, Secretary.
First publication Nov. q, 1903.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

In LIGHTER VEIN
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Nothing Brutal About II.

Football. Football. Bite, GOuge. Kick
Hit him, Smash him. XIII hlm quick!
Tear his head off. Break his jaw,
Football. Football! 'Rah! Ran. 'Rah!
We are better on than Colorado any
way. because we have nothing but the
strike, while Colorado has a strike and
General Sherman NJ. Bell on its hands.
The city chemist has found that out
of fourteen samples Of milk twelve
were found to be above the standard,
which leads some mean people to say
that twelve of the miIkmen saw the
chemist first
We look to see the professional fight
forecasters discontinue their habit Of
figuring Fitzsimmons~ age against him
when they make their ante-hght
guesses.
We fail to see the necessity for a
subcommittee of the senate TO visit
Utah. as Senator SmOot has already
told them there is nothing here that
needs investigation.
If the national guardsmen viii only
keep the enthusiasm with which they
started out they win have a most en-
joyable outing.
Still it is hard to teach an old dog
new tricks, and Fitz got the winning
habit when he was young.
From certain statements that have
been made we gather that the Lucin
cutoff really is.
1t is not improbable that the price of
turkeys win be. lower for a few weeks
now.
The Indigestion you have as a result
Of the dinner and the cold you have
as a result of attending the football
game viii have passed away before
next Thanksgiving, and that's some
thing to be thankful for.
Problem: IF it takes a national
guard to arrest a man for breach of
the peace, how large an army would
be required 60 apprehend a burglar in
Carbon county?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

The dismissal of the case against
Postofficc Inspector Erwin. charged
with defrauding the government in
connection with the Postal Device &
Improvement company, viii not fur
nish much announcement To people
who hope 70 see the other alleged pos
tai thieves convicted. tt must have
been that the case against Erwin was
very weak.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

Problem: If 10 takes a national
guard to arrest a man for breach Of
the peace, how large an army would
be required 90 apprehend a burglar in
Carbon county?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

We fail to see the necessity for a
subcommittee of the senate 10 visit
Utah, as Senator SmOOt has already
told them there is nothing here that
needs Investigation
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

1t is not improbable that the price of
turkeys viii be. lower for a few weeks
now.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

If the national guardsmen will only
keep the enthusiasm with which they
started out they win have a most en-
joyable outing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

We look to see the professional fight
forecasters discontinue their habit Of
hguring Fitzsimmons- age against him
when they make their ante-hght
guesses.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

From certain statements that have
been made we gather that the Lucin
cutoff really is.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

Many costly fires have occurred in
Salt Lake since the price of coal went
I'D.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

STILL it is hard to teach an old dog
new tricks, and Fitz got the winning
habit when he was young.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

Tt appears that at the trials in
kischineff all testimony that might re-
suit in the conviction Of the authorities
is vigorously excluded, which may be
taken TO indicate that the Judge de-
sires to hold his job.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

If the minister of justice Of the grand
duchy OF Oldenburg is telling it
straight, the game Of MY Aunt and
Your Aunt has caused many promi-
nent gentlemen there to put collateral
in the hands Of their uncle.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

The striking miners should not be
too severely censured for parading be-
hind the red flag, for. according to the
report Of General Cannon, most Of them
cannot tell one flag from another, any
way.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

Football. Football Bite, Gouge. Kick,
HIT him, Smash him. Kill HIM quick!
Tear his head off. Break his jaw
Football FOOTBALL Rahl Rah. 'Rahl
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-27

We are better of than Colorado any
way, because we have nothing but the
strike, while Colorado has a strike and
General Sherman NJ. Bell on its hands.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-28
Electricity Has Become Popular Various Ailments
the Usual Methods Do Not Reach

out doubt shall derive very great bene-
fit from the use Of this appliance
81 cannot say at present that I have
used the Belt long enough to know Of the
great benefit that I will obtain
You read in the papers every day of
prominent men dying off suddenly, and
the physicians decide that the cause was
heart failure Does anybody know what
that means? What made the heart fail /?
The heart never fails without a reason
Find that reason and you will find the act
ual cause of death. I say 1t is, nine times
out Of ten, exhaustion of vitality. The
heart stops beating because the power
which, runs it is shut off. That power is
vital energy, which is nerve force.
Let us take an example of the case Of
the millionaire to whom my $4,000 propo-
sition was made. Suppose that he should
die suddenly. His death would be as
cribed to heart failure The real cause
would be stomach failure because his
food does not digest; therefore, his
heart is denied the nutrition which it
should receive To trace the cause
correctly I would say that the CON
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-28

Give me a man who is. bent over with
pains and aches, whose joints are stiff
and sore, who does not know what it is
to enjoy, the free and Timber use of his
legs and shoulders. 1 will pour the oil of
life into his joints, loosen them UP and
make him feel as if he could jump over
house. You see my treatment not only
restores the vigorous circulation in the
joints and drives out the Rheumatism and
all other causes Of pain. but it puts springs
in you legs and actually transforms an DID,
broken down cripple into an athlete.
tThat is no fancy dream Only a few
days ago an old man OF sixty who said
I had cured him Of ,Rheumat isln of forty
five years standing, just to show me how
timber he was, actually took "a spring over
one Of these. chairs. He had been purity
spry' in his youth, as he said, and he did
this just to show me that he was as good
as ever. 81 S7
Mr.. John HalIoran, 146 FRANKLIN street,
Chicago, ILL.,. says this: I suffered from
eral years, until Il got one Of your Belts,
and in a very short while was able to &C
around without pain and in a few weeks
was entirely cured. You may refer to me
at any time. Z 5*
rs your treatment good for women
also?'' s
Yes, especially SO for a nervous wom-
an 81 replied the doctor. To such a.
womansit is alife- saver. The woman who
IS allworn down, who sleeps poorly, Is
filled with pains and aches, has no ap-..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-28

ease could not exist; there could be no,
pain. no weakness, no heart failure or,
any trouble il every, organ OF the body had
all the strength it needed. Plenty Of vi
tality creates perfect harmony Of all the
vital forces, and the joy Of good health
is supreme. ~ b. -ar :: II. - ; 49, r
Another very common ailment of which
have cured thousands Of cases is Rheu
matism and various other forms of pain.
can give you the; names of people in
every town and hamlet in this country
whom have cured Of Rheumatism. Here,
for example, is the case of Mr.. John
Walker, 4159 Cottage Grove avenue Chi
cago, ILL.,, who says: I was troubled with
rheumatic fever for thirty years and could
not stand to have any one lay their hands
on me. owing to the terrible pain it caused
mo to suffer. About two years ago pur-
chased one of your Electric Belts, which
I used off and on for a year. At the end
of that time I can truthfully say I am
cured 1t will be of interest to other suf
ferers to know that [ am a man Of over
IS years of age and your Belt cured me-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-28

Mrs. E. l.. Hitchcock, Mauston Wis,
writes me: I want to write and tell you
the great change in my condition since
I began wearing your belt. You will re-
member when I wrote for your advice
was in fearful condition; in fact, there
were so many complications, and my ply
sician gave me so little announcement,
had about concluded there was nothing
left for me to do but to die; / have
worn your belt about two months, and I
have not felt SO well in several years as
I do now. am so grateful to God that
got one of your Belts for it is a good
one and not humbug, like many of my
friends have. / can feel the warm, ssootl1-
ing current every time I putt on, and it
seems to me like a friend T. would not
part with it for any money am telling
my neighbors about the Belt and they
cannot help but believe In the belt now.
although before I got it they told me it
was fraud 80 ..3
4 rs it not unpleas SAINT for woman to
wear an electric battery next the ssin?,..
asked. zs "a
Your idea Of this appliance is all
wrong he replied. 1T does. not weigh
any more than a woman's corset, and fits
.snugly about the waist. 1t made OF
the softest. richest materials, and the cur
rent from it. instead of being a nasty
sting. as the old-style belts used to give,
1t comes like q gentle glow of warmth,
which is not felt SO much on the surface
as in the nerves and vital parts as it
courses through them. It is much easier
for a woman to wear my belt than to take
nasty drugs, and thousand times more
beneficial. Women are beginning to real
ize now that it is very pleasant to be
cured Of their ailments while they sleep.
III have written a book on women's
ailments which describes my treat
-ment thoroughly. will 81. send 1t
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-28

nrise when the medical philanthroplst. IN
forms him that the description OF MS case
shows that, an electric belt Is not what
ha wants but medicine They send him
the medicine C.. Q. D., all the way from st
to $50. But they promised him belt
free and they viii throw that in. It is
in the box with the medicine. When he
pays for the medicine he gets the belt
Free
"Here is the shameless fraud Instead
Of a genuine electric belt, which was
promised, they send a piece of flannel
with few pieces Of iron attached to It,
Some people don't know any more than to
consider this real electric belt. and when
they get fooled on the free offer, and
then find that the electric belt is worth
less. they spend the rest of their lives
condemning everything bearing the name
Electric Belt
THAT is a foolish prejudice, YOU will
admit, but it is the only ground that any
one can have for doubling the curative
value of DR. McLaughlin.s Electric Belt.
have been carrying war to these ras-
Gals VINO deiTauu Inc SICK anu tney nave
felt the weight of my blows. I have made
up my mind that my business as / run
1T is just as clean and honest as that OF
the merchant prince, that l give more
for the dollar invested than any mer-
chant that lives (for do not offer to
the ordinary sufferer for few dollars
what certain millionaire would give a
million for?) and have determined to
spend all my earnings toward the educa-
ton Of the people in my methods.
pr, McLaughlin stated that it seems
to be a habit, rather a custom. with peo-
pie suffering from stomach trouble, to
aid digestion by the use of some sort of
a drug.
MY idea of this matter he said, lis
that the stomach is expected, according
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-28

petite, and is easily tired, finds in
this treatment new lease. on life.
When she wears my appliance
while she is In bed it charges her
system with glowing energy.
Really, when she opens her eyes in
the morning 1t is upon a new world,
as it were, for the gloomy darkness
Of ill-health and despair has been
, cast aside and her mind and
body are filled with the spirit
of youthful strength, I have
numerous letters from women who
say that they only began to live
and who know what real health
was when they had worn my ap-
pliance a, few times. Look at this
letter: - @
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-28

Tie OIlc " III c1ISA SA ga
electric belt free That
is an alluring offer to
a man who has been
reading Of my cures for
a long time and has
about made up his
mind to try my method.
With the firm convic-
ton in his mind, placed
there by my evidence
of cures, that an cleo
trio belt is just what
he wants, he sends for
one of these free
belts. Imagine his sur
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-28

sumption of blood in the stomach gem
crates carbonic heat, which is cleo
, tricity. Carried into the nerves, 1t be-
comes nerve force, which is the motive
4 energy of the heart. Naturally, If the
heart does not receive a sufficient
quantity Of this nerve force its action
will become weaker, and, like the en-
CINE whose steam is run down. will
stop altogether. That is heart fail
s ure.'
Too many physicians make the mis-
take Of treating the condition and
overlooking the cause. II heart is
weak, they stimulate it with drugs,
when they ought to devote the treat
n1ent to building up the stomach,
which is the real cause of heart fail
ure. There IS only one possible result
OF such treatment collapse sooner or
later. Every time the heart is slim
ulated by a drug. It's vitality is
strained and one day it will simply
stop short. 65 b
T believe in finding the cause of all
1ch troubles and removing it. If it is in
le stomach, restore the power there; If
the nervous system, I build up the
erve force in the kidneys. the blood or the
:gans Of generation; I find the cause and
lpply to the body the needed help, and
tier have removed the cause nature
Ill cure the disease.
= =s9.g,- &
- have known for q long time that dis
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-03-28

free to any suffering woman who
will write to me-"
"What have you to say I asked
the doctor, regarding the skepti-
cism which some people have upon
the subject of electric belts?"
"Prejudice,' he replied. Simply
fair prejudice born of the fact that
for years the term electric belt
has been abused by a. lot Of sharp
ers who infested the business and
put upon the market some cheap
worthless contrivances, which they
dignified with the name electric
belt simply to delude people who
knew nothing of electricity and
were easily fooled. ~
1.-THE worst OF these frauds is
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-03-26
Half Rates to Florida

To settlers and home seekers via Sea
board Air Line Railway
Tuesday, Marck oath, and every Tues.
day thereafter in March and April. the
Seaboard Air Line Railway will sell
settlers and home seekers tickets to Man.
atee, Braidentown, and ElentoR, In Man
aztec County, Florida for $15.75 one
way, and $29.5O round-trip. from Rich
mond; and for 81 $40 one way and $2S
- round "trip from Petersburg Manatee
County is the most fertile section OF
Florida. IL is on the west coast. well
below the frost line, and thousands of
acres OF the best unoccup'ed lands sell
from $500 to $4,000. They will pay
for themselves many time The first year
In 1902 one acre netted 81 ,52S.75 in
early vegetables Thirty-three acres of
celery brought $50 $1,000. The county
is the healthiest in Florida aud the eli
mate is delightful The tarpon fishing OH
this coast, in Sarasota Bay, is the finest
in the world
For further information apply to Il. p.
Smith, ID. p. A., Richmond. Va. IL.
Whyte, Agent, Petersburg, Va. G. h.
Ryan, General Passenger Agent, Ports
mouth, Va.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-03-26
Bears Ate Mems Dinner

Catskill. y. Y. March PA hungry
Catsilill mountain bear and two half
grown cubs yesterday ate up the din
ners of score philadelphia mechan-
les. painters. carpet layers, etc. who
arrived at the Hotel Kaaterskin on
South Mountain. The men had been
sent on by George J. Harding for the
annual spring repairs to his summer
home. The bears made good their es-
cape. Late yesterday afternoon cook
seated on wagon load of provisions
drove up to the hotel. and cheer went
up from the hungry men
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-03-26
NUGoers OF NEWS

Three inches of snow fell yesterday
at Des Moines and other points in
Iowa
Frank Russell and L. @. Grail. rail
readers. were killed at Cleveland yes
terday by a freight car topping over
on them.
One woman was killed at a fire
caused by a lamp explosion in New
York yesterday, and another went in
sane from excitement
Governor Pennypacker, of Pennsyi-
vania. yesterday appointed A. Neyin
Pomeroy. OF Chambersburg. to be SUI
perintenaent OF public printing, vice
7. G.. Semple. removed.
The meeting of the Society OF the
Army of the Tennessee has been post
poned from May to October Is, at
Washington. in order TO have Presi-
dent Roosevelt present
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-03-26
Serious Rict at Port Of spaln. rrinidad

hinsstown. ST. Vincent. March "a
A serious riot was in progress yester-
day afternoon in Port OF Spain. Trinl-
dad. according TO a despatch just re-
ceived from that city. 4 mob attempt
ed TO burn the government buildings
there. and the police had to fire on the
rioters. killing or wounding several of
them. The British cruiser Pallas, at
the time the despatch left, was land
ing blue jackets. The rioting was due
To the refusal on the part of the gov
eminent to withdraw an ordinance
concerning the new water works TO
protest against which several public
meetings had been held.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-03-26
Yawncd Herself to Death.

Oshkosh, Wis. March pa - After
yawning without interruption for three
days despite every effort TO relieve
her, Mrs. William Henry Jenner is
dead. Physicians decided that the
woman was suffering from obscure
lesion of the brain. producing laryn-
genial spasms Medicine was admin
istered without effect. Mrs. Jenner.
unable to sleep, yawned until she
could do so no more from lack of
strength. and then died.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-03-26
Won Suit For 81. 600 .non.

New York, March 24.-Mrs. Fannie
Rayne McComb Herzog. daughter Of the
late James Jennings McComb. and who
married artist Louis Herzog before she
could get court TO decide whether a
clause OF her fathers will, cutting her
out of her share of his ST.. 900, 600 es-
tate should she marry Herzog was val
id, has won her contention Under a
decision of Justice Truax. filed in the
Supreme Court yesterday, Mrs. Herzos
is declared entitled TO about $4,000. coo
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1903-03-26
Secretary Root euvs 2 Farm.

Utica. y. Y. March 24.-Secretary
Of War Elihu Root, on his visit 70
Clinton last week. purchased a farm
of $50 acres near that place 1t ad
joins the cid Root homestead. which
Secretary Root recently purchased
and gives him a holding of S25 acres
reaching back to famous College Hill
Il is rumored that several of his
friends are Interested with Secretary
Root. and that a number of fine resi-
dences are TO be erected on the tract