The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-02
FUN OF THE WORLD.

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no insurance for sve years she explained. we hev
jes' been dependn' Lord: but l says 10 my cd
EnOn says thet it's terrible risky says"
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When Henry Irving rehearsilg for his produc-
ton Of Faust" he experienced much difficulty
strainng the exuberance supers persisted
being light hearted. in hades Sir Henry pro-
verbally iongsufe-iag about such matters pa
tienee finally gave Numbered kindly re-
member that supposed be he'll. picrick
ing at Hampstead heath"
Senators Blackburn and Lindsay. OF Kentucky were
once travelling together through the Aleshaney
tans- Blackburn into the smoking-roon and
turned in few minutes looking depressed
Lindsay asked: What's the matter Joe?- Why I've
lost the better part OF baggage said Blackburn
heartbroken tones. Was you leave it
hehind?" Worse than either-the cork
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Charles Dudley Warner who was editor of the Hart
ford Press in the sixties. day confronted by
compositor who said Well Warner I've decided 10
enlist in the army The editor pleased replied
That he was glad to see the felt the call OF duty and
was Fastening country n troublOus
"oh. it amt that remarked printer Ia
rather be shot than any Of damn
copy"
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Mrs. Leslie NJ Shaw, wife of the secretary OF the
treasury, has always been wit II sad
young humorous bent one day exclaimed in
her What could be dreadful
than after nending her husbands find in
of the pockets love-leuer of another woman For
The would find the letter then she would
not mend the coat"
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telling Arthur about the of William
"A few years ago l. the supreme court Of the
United States declared him dead. he
arrested"
For swnding life insurance company
OH" said Arthur 4 thought probably it for
contempt of court"
The other night colored OF
Baptist church spoke Booker T. Washing
ton says the Atlanta Constitution Pastor Bryant
regular 'rousement' preacher. In the of MS
speech he said he could imagine the angels leaving the
batement of heaven to kneei at the foot of the throne
and beg for Burroughs the outside
hear Booker T. Washington speaking wisdom and pa
triotism,'
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Henry Labourchere says that the speeches CT Lord
Rosebery always remind him description given
by Prince Bismarck of certain Prussian statesman:
AT first he would have nopinion then he weakened
it by decentralization then again objection the
contradiction occurred him, until last nothing
manned He a clever speaker but inclined
action; indeed he esembed Inda-rubber ball which
hops. hops and hops. but feebly every time
Ill at last il comes to full stop"
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Notwithstanding his twenty-five years service
bench Lord Justice Mathew stii preserves that elias
ITCHY of spirit and love a Joke which has di-tin-
gushed him all through his career relates the West
minister Gazette of his remarks recently created
merriment in the appeal learned Kings
counsel arguing the question what Is acct
dent and putting instances of what he considered
properly within term and what on the
other hand. would Suppose" said he. some
to hit me in the and my became black in
consequence the fact of it becoming black could be
called accident" Perhaps said the Lord jus
tice but would doubtless explain it that ground
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At a certain London church the collection BE-
made in nicely embroidered bags. but old but
and stale pieces of chocolate being put
decided TO try pilates" instead The first Sunday the
usual number of coppers and threepenny pieces
in but them bright yellow shining piece
observable on Monday morning there callers
than a the vestry. OF them
application. After short interval another with the
"Oh, sorry, but pat sovereign into the plate
yesterday by mistake could have it I really
afford it? WHAT" said the vicar; you the nth
that has been this morning with the
application but the church warden has told that
the supposed sovereign is only a gilded shilling"
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An eccentric weIknown Viennese Snowman Franz
Trocker, hercuean figure and snow-whte imperial
has committed suicide. Things went III with him. ne
prepared his removal" % his his
friends contained the following: Il depart today The
theatre is out and going home Let nobody deplore
my going 1t is not necessary. The world will miss
and certainly shall miss this hypocritical world
We must ali go-some sooner others later 3oyfuiy
from this vale OF tears. be a oloud-keeper in
heaven chief fireman in hell. and would have my
friends that may yet be able them
good service. hasten. 9.57 my death kncu
strikes. Do be hard I say good word
for you to the Heavenly Father do death
Greetings my friends"
IS rarely that Lord Charles Beresford H. bat
he did very long for short while ard SIR
Frederick Treves. the Kings physician. called
bedside.
Tell me" said Sir Frederick. your symptoms
The hero % the Condor said he had pain here
there. ard a stiffness somewhere else And T.
each Of these physician exclaimed
chuckllng delishtfUlIy:
Excellent, Charming spfenidr'
Charles had concluded the enumeration II
troubles. ssr Frederick paed heartily upon the
shoulder and cried in a bold. gay voice;
Ny dear fellow. Let me congratulate YOU You have
the disease % the You have you oeky
dog disease thought 70 Be- extinct
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subway aborers sitting z doorstep. after
their luncheon and looking the Hfe o
iouahIc thoroughfsre. Says tire New
DO ser know. Bin said Pat. II worth ia
I'd Alre you any pay - a week.
replied BEl and plat would - want ne
de-
Wen yer see Ia bgy s.ossaoo house ard YOU'D
Gene aroun u rnornin SIX the cock wake
m up"
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