Arizona republican., 1903-09-07

Isn't dere plenty of places in New
 York where de houses is up and de
 streets is down? Sure! But what do
 you see dereI-a small lot of belt-liners
 out for a walk, and a cat or two, wit few noissery maids looking for dc cop dat never comes.
 l says dat to MT. Paul, and he says
 tc me, "Chames," ha says, you is more dan right you is all right. Avaunt de day" he says, using form woids now and den, to keep me guessing, when our principal avnoo of commerce, trade
 bargain counters. first nights, Holsters
 and cocktails shall be navigable witout
 de aid of a guide, Pinkerton man, |
 rope ladder, and a package of foist re- lief for de injured. Broadway as it is, is what makes it a delight Otherwise, why not go home by anodder route :? When children can play puss-in- de- corner. and bean-bag in Broadway. wit
 cut overcrowding de morgue, de day of its glory is down and out
 It's a ten-to-one shot dat Mir Paul is right, even if he did use dude lang
 wudge to sing his song. Listen why do folks go to de country ?-just for de | fun of coming back to town It don't
 matter what town it is. so long as it is de town dat you hangs out in when you're at home.
 'Cheems," says Duchess to me, I'd ' radder go to Paris dan heaven
 Same odds against bote places, . | says I. ''Tomorrow's our day off; so let's beat bote places, and go to de Bowery. and see Little Duke"
 Remember Little Duke? He's our
 kid Dat we'd go to see him was q cinch, of course, for we always goes down to me modder's home on our days off to sec de kid. Mrs. Murphy is wit me modder, now-remember Murphy .? Dey does laundry woik for Miss Fan nie. and some odder sWells dat Miss Fannie touted for cm, and makes all sorts of swell money. Deres a silk haired goil dat Miss Fannie knows da { | teaches in q Mission school who teaches de kid, too. and say. he's dat
 rich wit his langwudge dat I can't hold hum. He talks like little edition of MT. Paul, and when Duchess says dat he'll be q President, or Alderman. 1t don't sound so much like q pipe talk as you'd tink. And he's Joining French! Say. you'd die to hear him talk to his ma. Duchess, in de regular form French dat Duchess and de teacher teaches to
 him. It's wonder, All le poodle dat | to make hi ma sure enough gent: and Duchess says dat if tings goes fair for a dozen years, or so. we'll not stop wit
 making him President. but he'r be trained to be a cook, and wit de start we can give him hell keep q French restaurant come day. But dot's d dTeami
 Me mCdder and Duchess is great pals but dey don't hitch when it comes to
 what de Little Duke will be
 Me dear" says modder to mo on de quiet, when Duchess was putting kiddie over dc jumps of his French grammar,
 Me dear, you has a wife dat's d icwl witout a. price mark; but Chimmic, as
 you love you old modder, stop dat wo-
 man from making @ former of de little
 one, or we'll never be able to keep it | from de neighbors and he'll have no | more chance to run dis ward dan de
 gent wit tallow legs has wit Satan Even his English is like MT. Pauls. all
 ready; and l never let de neighbors | hear him talk, for fear of de neighbors
 dey'd put Jon me for being de grand
 modder of g dude.'
 Its de trute your modder is saying, Chimmie,' says Murphy. You could | come back 10 de ould war-rd and be a | Precinct Captain yerself but yer own
 son couldn't get purchase license in l de xYarSd wit al dis jude langwudge