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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

Mems canvas shoes, S1.15 to S1.50;
mems v oxfords, s1.15; boys
canvas shoes, 8 to 5, $1.15; youths
canvas shoes, IL to 2, S1.00; childrens'
cap~0s shoes, 8 to l., soc. They veal
well and will make your feet comfort
able. Buy them at c. Mays Popular
Priced Shoe Store, 2OS West Railroad
avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

Albuquerque had another little fire
last evening. This time some big
boxes in the rear of Ilfeld's store on
Railroad avenu were ablaze. and for
a time 1t was thought that the build
ings would catch. But several promi-
nent citizens and the fire departments
chemicals soon had it extinguished.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

Boys brash and duck suits In Nor.
folks, sailors and double breasted, in
white, blue and brown; handsomely
trimmed, $3.50 to $3.50. SIMON
STERN, the Railroad avenue clothier.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
A Square Piano.

If you do not feel able TO purchase a
new upright piano tor your children to
learn on, why not purchase a good
square piano from Hall & Learnard
We will take it back in exchange for
a new upright any time within one
year. See us about II.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
From a Cat Scratch.

on the arm, to the worst sort of a
burn, sore or boil, DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve is a quick cure. In buying
Witch Hazel Salve, be particular to get
DeWitt's- this is the salve that heals
without leaving a scar. A specific for
blind, bleeding, itching and ~protruding
piles. Sold by b. H. Briggs & Co, S.
Vann & Son.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
D. WELLER ~ CO.
GROCERS.
Teas and Coffees-Always Fresh.
First Street Natatorium.

The First street natatorium is
open every day from 10 a. m. to 10
p. m. Ladies and gentlemen will find
this resort first class in all its appoint
ments. Tuesday nights will be reserved
for private parties if engaged on or be-
fore the previous Saturday. For terms
apply at the office.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
g A CAKES. e

Home made bread, cahes and pies,
fresh fr I'M the oven every day. Brown
bread and baked beans, Yankee style,
on Saturdays. Wagon will call in any
part of the city. Mrs. Akers, 1916
South Second street, Bell Phone 1l3.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
For Sale,

We now have a number of square
pianos on hand all of which must be
sold TO make room for new stock. II
you want a bargain see Hall & Learn
ard about it.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
IRIS BRAND

of California Canned Goods and our
old reliable Monarch Brand. Give us
e trial, we know we can please you.
ID. WELLER & CO.,
Gold Avenue Grocers.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

There will be a free concert at the
Orchestrion hall tomorrow morning
from 8 O'Clock until 2 o'clock in the
afternoon. Everybody invited.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

There will he a free concert at the
Orchestrion hall tomorrow morning
fl ON 8 o'clock until 2 o'clock in the
after ~. Everybody invited.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
New Pattern a

Just received and on sale today. To
see them will be to buy them, at
O'Brien Sisters, 312 West Railroad
avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

Hall & Leanard keep all their pianos
in tune free for one year and will make
every promise and guarantee good.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
A SNAP.

Six lots in the h%Ignland, will trade
for milk cows or n good horse and
phaeton. Address 3D." Citizen office.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

Just received a large assortment of
art squares and rugs. Albert Faber,
Grant building.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
F F TROTTER
Successor to J. L. Bell G. Co.
Nos. 118 and 100 South Second st.

Hall & Learnard have no dissatisfied
customers. which is worth considering
when about to place your order for a
piano.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

If you need screw work have it done
by the Phoenix planning mill, Gold ave
nue.. t-
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

There is such a thing as a piano bar.
gain. We have decided to sell all our
used and traded in pianos at figures
that justify us in advertising piano
bargains. Call and investigate.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

Do you want a piano? If so call at
Hall & Learnard's. that is about all
that is necessary.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05

We a supply your wants in oil
cloth, and linoleum. The largest stock
to select from al Albert Faber's 305
Railroad avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
NONE ~ Gan

On diamonds, "nlcr,a SIC. Jr any
cd security 4.su a.us, AoL goods
yored win re str.t,t 1rrsGeEtiaI.
highest cash price GH-r fc' 1oIsehold
DDS Automatic phone iku.
T. A Written. ia Gold avenue
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
Elegant Street Hats.

Sixty-fve new styles of ladies' and
misses hats just received at O'Brien
Sisters, 312 West Railroad avenue.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
Aivarado Trio.

In view of the special Significance
OF this day an appropriate program
of cheerful, rousing music will be rem
dered at the Alvarado this evening be-
tween Is and 3 o'clock
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1903-05-05
A GOOD LETTUCE SALAD

made with the fine olive oil which Won
can obtain here-good greens, of
course, as the basis-is one Of the
mos h%ealthful, at the same time
toothsome, articles of the Spring bill
of fare. Ask your doctor about olive
oil; but be sure to come here for the
genuine goods.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03

with Of roses to decorate de house. De
next mawnin' dey found him dead in
his bed, an de look on lis face proved
dat he was glad to git out of it all.
Don't you make no mistake, my
freus. We was put into dis world to
take comfort. Natur' nebber intended
a man to sot up like crowbar. She
nebber meant dat he must be on his
good behavior all de time. She invent
ed sweet cake an champagne. but she
also invented barley coffee an baked
taters.
I'm imaginashun I kin see pictur
It's of a pore man gwine home of a
Saturday night wild his wages in his
pocket. He stops at de grocery an Or
ders Goldfish an sugar. He stops at de
cobbler's an takes home his chillen's
shoes all mendcd up. He orders kero-
sene lie an soap for ober Sunday, an
he knows dar's butter an -four in de
house.
HE gifts home to be greeted at de
gate by TO- chilren an dawg. He
opens de door to receive de smiles Of
his wife. BE hasn't got no coupons to
cut off, no checks to draw, no bonds to
hide under de bed. All he's got to do
am to eat supper, box de chillen's ears
an set de hull eavenin' long wild his
feet III de oven Of de cook stove an his
mind at rest.
Oats me, an dat's you, an dat's
ebery odder pore man in dc kentry, an
when we lie down at night or rise up
in de mawnin' we orter realize an be
grateful fur de fact dat we am takin'
comfort in hunks an chunks, while de
rich man am hastenin' to his DOOM
N. QUAD.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
BROTHER GARDENERS
LECTURES
lie A-sues That Riches Are Not
Necessary to Happiness
TCopyrisht, 1903, by c. q. Lewis.]

ssA RY frens, de subjick Of my
EAF7 lectur' dis eavenin' am,
8 Kin We Be Happy Wild
out Bein' Rich:' At de
fust send of every pusson in dis large
an cultivated audience will answer in
de negative, but let Us consider de mat
ter a little.
"None of us eber think CT rich man
widout a vision risin' up befo' us. Dat
vision locates dat rich man in a red
velvet chair He has fo'teen servants
standin' behind him in de doah to
jump if he sneeZas. Oar am cham
pagne in front Of him, bananas on his
right, cocoanuts on his left. In q sill
yer platter on his knees am ice cream,
sweet cake, ten cent cigars an cock
tail.
.In his breast pocket am $4,000 in
creenhacks. and each of his feet rests
on a bag CT gold. All around him am
eight day clocks and rugs that cost as
much as So apiece. He's got three
tons of coal in de cellar an q BARI OF
-four in de pantry. He hain't got no
rent to pay, an he's got hosses an
keeridges in de barn.
''If he wants to walk out, de street
kyars will be keerful how dey bounce
him ober fence. an if he stays home
a dozen newspaper men will call to tell
him dat he owns de airth.
Oats de vision DAT allus dances
befo' our eyes when we read Of a mil
lyonaire, an we hold our breath till we
get red in de face Madness an envy
an jealousy comes along wild de vision.
an de fust thing we know we am jaw
in de ole woman an kickin' de family
dawg. We kin almost taste dat cham
pagne an hear de chink Of dat gold.
In de midst of de vision de ole woman
ginerally breaks in to tell US dat de
coal am out or de -four bar'l am empty.
an we git up an cuss de rich an de-
clar' dat de world am all wrong.
'.My frens, let us make no mistake.
I libed 'longside Of rich man fur
years an years. an had opportunity
to see de odder side. No man eber gifts
to be wuth a millyon dollars dat his
trubbles doan' begin next day. No
man will come to you or me to try to
sell us windmills. lightnin' rods an
patent churns, but de way dey do track
up de front steps Of de millyonaire am
awful to see.
"He's got to git his ha'r cut de fust
thing an shave once a day, an If his
boots amt blacked or his necktie gifts
around under his left ear dar's thou
sand people to notice it.
'sYou an me know dat two shillin'
suspenders hold up our trousers as we'll
as a par costin' sc. De millyonaire
knows 1t, too. but he's got to pay out
S5.15 extra cause he's in de swim.
"In our vision we see him seated in
a red velvet chair. 1t don't fit his back
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
~'TID his FEET IN DE COOK STOVE AN
HIS MIN AT REST"


nor give him de comfort of an ole fash
ioned splint bottom. but he's got to
i: grin an bear it cause he's rich.
'Tn all de vars dat knowed rich
man sunthin was allus happenin' to
him. While I was gwine on foot his
bosses run away an broke his leg.
While was enjoyin' my kitchen stove
his steam pipes busted and killed his
cook. While my cabin was too small
game fur thunderstorms lightnin'
struck his palatial mansion an Knocked
all de chimneys off. While me an de
ole woman was grubbin' along by our
selves he had to have sixteen Of his
relations in his house. My dawg
wasn't wuth Is cents. but be lived on
His dawg was wuth $3.50, an some
body pizened him within two weeks.
"Bein' I was only Rrudder Gardner,
no one spected anything Of me, but
dat rich man had to rent post office
box, church pew, buy steam yacht
an carry around five dollar umbrella
an worry ober It.
"He nebber had no show to eat on
ions, make molasses candy Mor pop
corn. He nebber slid down hill, went
rabbit huntin' nor drunk cider out OF a
Jug. If he eber sot down Of an ca
venin' wild his butes off an a feelin' dat
he wanted to take comfort, his wife
dragged him off to de theater or man
called to sell him q gold mine.
"AIy frens, what dye s'pose was de
end OF dat man? He used to come ober
to my cabin an eat billed dinner wild
me an weep cause he was rich. He
wanted to be pore an wear old clothes
an eat corned beef; but, alas, he
couldn't be. He had to be rich an eat
fried oysters an drink champagne an
pretend to be happy.
what was his end? Why, he went
Sown an down till he reached de limit
.st last. Dat limit was reached when
ae had to give party an buy $4,000
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
A BaShfu1 Mans Ruse.

A bashful young man who was afraid
to propose to his sweetheart induced
her to fire at him with j pistol which
he assured her was only loaded with
powder, and after she had done so he
fell down and pretended to be dead
She threw herself wildly upon the
body. called him her darling and heI
beloved. whereupon he got up and
married her.-LonGon Tit-Bits.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
xedol Gives Strength

By enabling the digestive orgsns
to digest, assimilate and transform
all Of the wholesome food that ma,
be eaten into the kind of blood that
nourishes the nerves, feeds the tie.
sues. hardens the muscles aud recu.
pera,es the organs ct the entire
body. Kodol Dy-pepsis Care cures
INDIGESTION, Dyspepsia, Caterrh OF
the Stomach and all ousch dis
orders. Sold by all druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03

When Sa1dow poses and the muscles
ridge his back and knot his arms, we
think we have before as the very secret
of strength in those magnificent muscles.
But we haven't. Starve Sandow, or,
what is practically the SAME thing, let
him be dyspeptic, and his muscle would
soon fail. Strength is made from tood
properly digested and assinlilated, and
no man is stronger than his stomach, be-
cause when the stomach is diseased dl-
eestior and assimilation are imperfect.
DR.. Perce's Golden Medical Discovery
cures diseases of the stomach and other
organs of digestion and nutrition. 1t
enables the perfect digestion and assim-
ilation of food so that the body IS nour-
ished into perfect health and strength.
vI had what my physician called indigestion:
He gave me medicine for the trouble but It dlc
me 10 good,o writes Mr.. W. II. Wells OF VIZ,
lard. y. c. ~ wrote to DR.. Pierce and stateo
nv case. He sent rle descriptive list and ny
gieric rules. carried out these as best coNid
Bought six bottles OF his Golden Medical lis
coverv' ard commenced taking Il. few oaEs
later noticed great change. Felt like ne"
Medical Discovery suffered greatly with pam
IN stomach. ,ny nerves seemed all mn Gown,
was very thin il flesh. but now can eat hearty
and sleep good at might"
Dr.. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser is sent free on receipt OF stamps
TO pay expense Of mailing OILY. Send
twenty-one one-cent stamps for the pa
per-covered book, or tllirty-one stamps
for the cloth-bound volume. Address
Dr.. r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Interesting to Asthma Suffer
erS.

Daniel Bante c1 Ottervi)le, Iowa
writes, Il have had asthma for three
or four years and have tried abou'
all the cough aod asthma cures II
the market and have received treat
ment from physicians IN New Yort
and other cities, but got very ilttle
benefit until I tried Foley's GoueJ
and Tar which gave me- immediate
relief and I will never be Without II
in my house. I-incereiy recomneno
il to alI" The Kaufman Drug Go.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Ten Years in Bed.

R. A. Gray, J. P, Oakville, Ind.
writes, For ten years I was con
fined 10 nv bed with disease of my
kidneys. 1t Na5 so severe that
could not move part of the time
I consulted the very best medical
skill available, but could get no re,
lief until Foley's Kidney Cure was
recommended to me. It bas been q
God send to me-" The Kaufman
Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Greenville, Tenn

I have thoroughly convinced my:
aelf that DR.. Bakers Blood and
Liver Cure is the finest medicine
made tcr Indigestion and Constipa
ion. Il have tried them ally and
was cured by the use of this medi
cine, sitter all others had failed.
nost cheerfully and unhesitatinglJ
endorse it. Yours truly,
81. N. Baker, Mayor.
For sale at the Bazaar.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
A Relief to Him.

young man." said her father kind
", you look little bit nervous. How
do you feel?"
Il feel fattered,' replied the girls
lover, who had asked for the inter-
view. II was afraid looked scared to
DEATH ."-Pbiladelphia Press.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03

"Spcing is believing. you .nSU,' re-
marked the man with the ingroWT
quotation habit.
Not always" replied the fussy per-
son. Il see you Frequently. but l sell
dom believe you" - Cleveland Plain
DIIlcr
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
In a State OF Doubt.

"You claim 10 be law abiding citi-
zen, don't you?' asked the man who
argues.
- don't know whether ham or not"
answered MIR. Sirius Barker. 'There's
a lot Of laws and police regulations
that never read. 1 can't be sure that
I'm not violatin' some of 'em every
day."-Denver News.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Dnrino the simmer kidney irree

During the summer kidney irregu-
larities ere often caused by excessive
drinking or being overheated. At
tend to the kidneys at once by using
Foley's Kidney Cure. The Kauf-
menn Drug Go.
Remember, on Saturdays, you will
fin ice cream at tie Bazaar.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
A Musical Preference.

I likes to hear de playin'
When dc band comes down de street
An I jines de crowd a-strayin'
Cause It gets into my feet.
But in spite OF all de pleasure
OF Dem harmonies sublime
Oars a company dat I treasure
Even more; dey's frien's Of mine.
Tze waitin' till de cricket
Or de murmUrin' honeybee
Gtaht to fiddlin' in de thichet;
OATS de orchestra foh me.
Washington Star.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Just Pop's Way.

Teacher-Now, Mary, suppose your
father agreed to work for 50 per day
and at the end Of the first week or six
days he brought home $40. Would
that be right?
Mary-No, ma'am. and nom always
tells him it amt right.-St. Louis Post
Dispatch.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
The Cow.

Johnny" said tie teacher, write a
sentence containing the word con-
tents.'"
After 4 few moments hard labor
Johnny submitted the following: THE
contents of a COW is milk."-Chicago
News.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Proof Enough.

81 gay, Carleton. do they have very
high proof whisky out your way?
"Do they? Why. man, they run au
tonlo5ilcs with it instead OF alcohol. -
Boston Herald.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Wanted to Be Sure Of Him.

ct want real nice monument for
him." said the widow.
about what size. madam"
"Well. about six or eight tons. You
know. it's pretty hard to keep good
man doWn."-Atlanta Constitution.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Not Stimulating.

"Funniman has q dry sort OF hu-
NOR"
Eyes, his jokes are enough to drive
one to drink. if that is what you
nean."-Town and Country.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
HIS Good Ea.ureG Way.

De Broune--Is FitZ-Greanc good No
turnG?
Van Schmi;!t-Good naturcd? Good
natured? Well. should say so. Why.
he laughs 1T his own jokcs.-Ncw Or
leans Times-DemOcrat
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Complim entary.

He (at the art eXhiDition)-Well, how
10 you like Browns picture?
She-That one? Why. thought 1t
was yours! Very bad. isn't it?-Punch.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03

Don't guy people. It's not much fun
for you. and the people whom you guy
Will Late you and lay for chance to
get even.-Atchison Globe.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03

The safest principle through life, il
stead Of reforming others. is to set
,bout perfecting yourself.-Haydon.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
How He Placn:oG Her.

Maisic-The diamond in this engage
ment ring is awfully small.
Morton-I told the jeweler it was for
the smallest hand II the city.-Indian-
apOii; Journal.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Spring.

SpfEnS.
Folks on muddy crossings
Slip. slip, slip.
Women making dresses
Snip. snip. snip!
College boys class yelling
Yip. zip. zip!
Some one beating carpets
Blip, blip, blip!
Chicago Tribune.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Wretch.

jim - That man destroyed all my
married happiness.
jam What, You don't mean to
SAY
Il Go. lie married tie cook. ."-Balti-
more Herald.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and Don't Know it.
How TO Find Out.

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours;
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
Looked Ahead.

"What Interesting sermons you
preach"
Eyes. The tine should have been
in a theological seminary l spent SOW
ing my Wild oats. s.'-Life.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03
convincing proof thai the kidne,
der are out of order.
1T1,af fo M

"ndI TO OO.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DR.. Kilrner's Swamp
Root the great kidney remedy fulfils every
wish in curing rheumatism, pain il the
back, kidneys, liver. bladder and every part
Of the urinary passage. 1t corrects inability
to hold water and scalding pain in passing
it, or bad effects following use Of liquor,
wine or be-. md overcomes that unpleasant
necessity CT being compelled to 60 often
during the day, and to get up many times
during the night. The mild and the extra
ordinary effect CT Swamp-Root is soon
realized. it stands the highest for its won
de:fui cures of the most distressing cases.
if you need a medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists in Soc. aadSl. sizes.
You may have sample bottle of this
wonderful; discovery ESfN
and book that tells sEss2e5!4s:ia a::SEsse 81 ;':sss
more aboutit, both sent 81 g : :s
absolutely free Oy mail, ssAIsss3 a::::ssss=2
address DR.. Kilmer & Home of swampRoot
Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writing men
tion reading this generous offer in this paper.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-06-03

sediment or set
ting indicates an
unhealthy condi-
ton of the kid
neys; if it stains
your linen it is
evidence Of kid
ney trouble: too
frequent desire to
pass it or pain in
the back IS also