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The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
"ScnbOard Florida Limited" md
"seabOard New York Limited"
Two Fastest, Most Luxurious
Trains Operated in the Soutb

Seaboard Air Line Railway begs to
announce inauguration of it's Seaboard
Florida Limited and Seaboard New
York Limited, two solid Pullman
trains, operated between New York
and st. Augustine, Fla. First train.
uth-bound, will leave Savannah Jan
13. north bound Jan. IA. These trains
will be operated daily on the following
schedules:
South-bound leaves Savannah $50 a
m, arriving Jacksonville 1920 p. M,
p. Augustine 2:30 p. m. North bound
train will leave st. Augustine 12.In N
m, Jacksonville 1920 p. M, Savannah
; p M arriving New York AIS D. m.
following day.
In addition to these trains the Sea-
poard Air Line will operate two other
daily trains. on fast and Convenient
schedules to Florida and all Eastern
cities. See schedules published else
where In this paper.-ad.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
WITH C0LORED BAPTISTS.
Sermons nnd Services at Bryan ana
First Baptist Churches.

Yesterday was banner day with the
colored Baptist of this city. In two
churches especially-the Bryan Baptist
and the First African Baptist, services
lasted all day and were attended at
either one service or another the best
part of the colored Baptist of those
and other churches of the same de-
nomination in the city.
The event was the celebration of the
115th anniversary by the two Churches
each claiming to be the original Col.
ored Baptist Church of the city and
of the country. The services at each
last night were especially largely at
tended, standing room only to be had
The sermon at the Bryan Baptist was
preached at $50 o'clock by Rev. ]. j
jenkins, of the First Baptist Church.
of Darien, and at the First African
Baptist the anniversary sermon was
delivered by Rev. w. +. Holmes, D.
ID. Previous to the sermons Sunday
school and society meetings were held.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
DROVE AN0THER'S HORSE.
intoxicated Man Made Free with
Possessions of Another.

HossessIOns or Another.
For driving the horse of Daniel
Grimm for several hours, without hav-
ing first secured the consent of the
owner. ]. ]. Burke, a young white
man. was arrested at the Union Sta
ton yesterday afternoon by Patrol
man Moody Fleming.
The prosecutor charges that Burke
was under the influence of liquor and
took possession of his horse and buggy
at o'clock in the morning. The in
toxicated man amused himself by driv-
ing all over the city and the desk SER
geant at police headquarters was no.
titled of what was going on during the
afternoon.
The uniformed men We're instructed
to look out for Burke and Mr.. Grimm
himself gotsin the chase. The arrest
was made shortly after 5 O'Clock. and
the horse and buggy were recovered
The animal had been driven hard and
charges were lodged against Burke at
police headquarters. The prisoner will
be given preliminary examination he
fore Recorder Myrick in Police Court
this morning.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
Famous New York and Florida
Special.

The Atlantic Coast Line announces
resumption of service of this magnifi-
cent train, consisting of Pullman COM
partment, sleeping, dining and library
observation cars, electric lighted, steam
heated The highest standard OF ex-
cellence. First train southbound. leaves
New York 2:10 p. M, Jan. IL, arrives
Savannah 1880 a. m, Jan. 10. leaves
Savannah 1885 a. m. Central time
one hour Slower than city time). ar
rives Jacksonville 2:50 D. M. arrives
St. Augustine p. m. First train
northbound, will leave ST. Augustine
11:40 a. M. Jan. IA, arrive Savannah
$40 p. m. leave Savannah Sis D, M.
Central time), arrive New York 4:45
p. M, following day. Service to con-
tinue during the winter season. For
full information as to rates, reserva-
tions, etc, apply city ticket agent. De
Soto Hotel; both phones 73; Union
Depot agent, Georgia phone Oil, Bell
273.-ad
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19

solid vestibuled train between Savan-
nah and New York via Richmond
and Washington. The only line oper-
ating daily Limited vestibuled trains
between Savannah and Eastern Cities
Leave Union Station at 500 D. m.
arrive Washington next morning at
1910 a. M, and New York same after
noon at AIS p. m. This train is the
fastest and makes the quickest time
between Savannah and the East.
Ticket office, No. z Bull street, phone
2S.-ad.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
$4,000 IN DAMAGE SUITS.
Filed Against the Savannah Electric
Company i'm City Court.

Company i'm City Court
Nine thousand dollars is the amount
sought to be recovered from the Sa-
vannah Electric Company, in three
suits for damages filed in the City
Court
The largest of the suits is instituted
by E. M. Mckenzie and his wife, Mary
G. Mckenzie, who allege that while in
the act of taking her seat in one of
the company's cars on the 3rd day of
December, last, the wife was thrown
to the floor and badly injured through
the negligence of the motorman who
started the car with a jerk before they
had sufficient time to gain their seats.
Mrs. Mckenzie says that as a result
of the fall she was badly crippled, and
sustained injuries which have OCCASION
ed much mental agony, and which by
their nature are of a most distressing
kind. The petitioners say that they
have been damaged. $5,056.75, and ask
the court to award that amount
Henry Cassin asks $4,000, alleging
that he was run into by one of defend
ants cars, while driving a wagon along
West Broad street. He says that the
motorman did not ring his bell and
that he was not aware of the approach
of the car until it struck him. He al
leges that he was badly hurt and asks
the court to enforce the payment of
damages.
The third of the suits against the
company is not for physical injuries,
but for injuries to feelings which Alice
Jones says resulted from the action of
the conductor on one of the cars put
ting her off of the car at point far
distant from that which she instructed
the conductor to let her off She says
that she was forced to get off at an
other point because she would not pay
another fare.
The McKenzies are represented by
G. 7. and j. F. Cam, while Henry
Cassin and Alice Jones are represent
ed by G. w. Owens.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19

were blocked with people to pay trib-
ute at the last rites of the deceased.
W. T. Leopold became a member of
the Knights of Pythias March "a. 1878.
joining Forest City Lodge No. 1 of
Savannah, the mother lodge of the
state, on that date. In the line of
march there were 12O uniform knights
and 215 lodge members.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
PULLED HIS KNIFE.
Negro Did Not Use Weapon and Was
ARRESTED.

Charged with cursing, abusing and
attempting to cut George E. Frizelle.
yesterday, George Foreman, a negro.
Was arrested by Patrolman Golden of
The Ocean Steamship Company's force.
The trouble occurred near Liberty
and West Broad streets, and occasion
ed considerable excitement. 1t was
SAID that Lizzie Harris, denizen of
Ferry lane, endeavored to shield Fore
man, and she was arrested on a charge
OF Vagrancy. Both prisoners will be
gwen an examination by Recorder
Myrlck in Police Court this morning.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
PASTOR FOR MICKVA ISRAEL
May be Secured from Cincinnati by
Board of Adjunta.

The physician attending Rev. DR.. I
+. Mendes, pastor of the Temple Mickva
israel who recently suffered an in
jury to his eyes. made another exami-
nauon OF the patient yesterday but
found there had been no material i'm
proVement. 1t is feared that DR..
Mendes' condition will prevent his talk
ing charge of the services of the Tenn
PIE for some time to come and the
Board of Adjunta, the governing body
OF the Temple. has written the Gin
cInha1 college where young men are
prepared Tor the Hebrew ministry.
WIN WIN view TO securing a suitable man
either as pastor or assistant mr.
Mendes continuing his connection with
the Temple in the office of pastor emeri-
tus.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
LIEUT.. GREENLEAF IMPROVING

The condition of Lieut. Frederick
Greenleaf, who has been critically ill
at the Savannah Hospital, is much
improved, and the physicians in
charge now give some hope for his
recovery. Yesterday was one of the
pest Gays he has had ian more than a
Week, and his improved condition has
reen source of much encourage
ment to his wife, who is at his bed
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19

Three daily trains, Savannah to
Brunswick. jacksonville and st. Au-
gustine via Seaboard All Line Railway.
Leave Savannah, 500 a. m, $50 a. m.
or 800 p. m. Ticket Office, No. Z Bull
street, phone 2S.-ad.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
New Schedule TO Augusta.

Effective, Jan. Il. leave Savannah
via Southern Railway. daily except
Sunday, $3.50 p. m. city time, arrive
Augusta 1910 p. m. Pullman cars all
the way For information apply at
City Ticket Office, 141 Bull street,-ad.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
For Over sixty Yeor.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for children teething. 1t
soothes the child. softens the gums
allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea.
Twenty-Five cents a bottle.-ad.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
New Schedule to Augusta.

Effective, Jan. IA. leave Savannah
via Southern Railway daily except
Sunday. $50 p. m. city time, arrive
Augusta 1910 p. m. Pullman cars all
the way. For information apply at
City Ticket Office, 141 Bull street.-ad.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
Just A Momenty

II you suffer with nervous or sick
headache, try Panknin's Neural-a safe
and positive cure, successfully used for
more than twenty years. At your
Druggists.-ad.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-01-19
Jan. ~.
The Indications for to-day are for
fair weather.

"BABY COUGH SYRUP"
A pleasant, effective combina.
ton of the genuine Sweet
Gum and other cough-sooth-
erS; relieves cough, cuts
phlegm and soothes infamma.
ton. IS cents the bottle at
our drug store.
FATHER JOHNS PLASTER
The best pain-curer known
and the only Plaster sold
under an absolute guarantee
of No Cure! No Pay! *
cents the plaster at our drug
store.
No medicine so good for Con.
stipation, Colds and Malaria
as those little Sugared "WAR.
BURlNES." IS cents, and
see that the signature and
trade mark is on the package.
Our sprinting bicycle messen-
ger is always ready to carry
and fetch.
"GPf If at R0WTineki'e"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-10-01
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uin aehDrenoe Sdae min 9pl5lbuppen
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born-Yabn nod Isl peripnen beIDr.
bert.
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sbnrladfieber ausgebrn6en let.
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beantrogt Der Notwithstanding
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uno Ole llebernabme BON 100, 900 5r.
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9an5sn Siilfe Der Nornanoie lperoen
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bal uns nun pieoer Gegen aebradt.
St.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1903-10-01
SaGltm's Mrnica galbe

1T meltberH6mt fir i6re Siren. es
iibertrifft jebe anbere Salbe M S6nittz
munoen, 6lmcrauseu, Sranrwunren,
8eulen, GeINmiire, Gel6wiire am Sim
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uerau9en. 9tur 25e. bic SAa6tel. 6eiz
lrn9 garantirt Der gpptbeter 6. 9.
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mirp peutld sslprc6en.
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Gxes.sftaseA ger G4 & 8.
GiScubabn.

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uno spiibenlieg END punften billice
Elm 6abrpreis speiter &laiie @oloniitn-
3ifets. Gum 8erfauf bis 80. gtopem-
ber nit 9lbiteigepripilegien.
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philadelphia, g., $3.50 fir Die
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tie bis 80. 9lopember. Mbiteioeprioi.
legien fir ionitiae Souren erlaubt.
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GreiSgeridts Der perldieoenen Counties III bieiem
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September.
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@abne Gounts.
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ber.
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Gomobl bas Mutomobil tpie oi
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Deut(dlann, Selferreih unb Der ghw3ei
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-02-15
New Skins Continue to Arrive This great wsak &

many handsome and extreme novelties large and varied asso
Novelty Weave Vos EtamneS unlned Peau de Solos, Cloths Etc
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-02-15
Friend TO Steer Him Along.

picked out for her True knight an un-
developed Specimen about the size of
a Philadelphia SQUAD, with four-inch
Biceps.
His steady Assignment was to fight
her Battles. Mrs. Killjoy was one of
those Sensitive Plants who could not
get into Trolley without having some
one rudelv Stare at her. She always
suspected that the He-Salesmen in the
stores were trying to make Love to her,
and if any Man happened to be walking
behind her on the same side of the
Street. she knew that she was being
Pursued.
Are you going to sit here and allow
your Wife to be Insulted?"
That was the Speech she would hand
him when they We're out together. Then
it was up to him to call some 200-pound-
er or else be prepared to lie awake half
the Night and listen to the Story of her
Wrongs.
Sometimes he suspected that she
wanted to realize on his Life Insurance.
His usual Play was to promise to
be an Avenger. Then he would hunt
up the Person who had grossly insult
ed Mrs. Killjoy and apologize in her
behalf and say that she was a trifle
Dippy.
What Mrs. Killjoy needed was a
Husband in full Suit of Armor
mounted on a White Horse and thirst
ing for Blood. She had read the
wrong kind of Books. Husband knew
that she would stack him up against
it sooner or later. Sure enough, one
Day he found her in Tears and learned
that the Man delivering the Coal had
been Impertinent and hald failed to
remove his Hat while speaking to her.
She wanted to know if Mr.. Killjoy
was a Man or a Mouse and that set
tied it. He went out to roast the
Teamster and she followed along to
Gloat
The Teamster was a Low Brow with
4S-inch Chest and he did not know a
thing about the Henry of Navarro
Business. He grabbed Mr.. Killjoy
and busted the Bin with him.
While the Sufferer was in the Hos
pital, waiting for the Bones to join,
Mrs. Killjoy sat beside him and said,
"As soon as you are well enough to
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-02-15

in which they are being deceived. they
do not always like to make a fuss for
fear of losing good customer. Besides
they know that if they incur the en-
nifty of such imposters, the women are
quite capable of abusing their goods
and robbing them of other and more
honest customers. Strange as it may
seem, these women generally mingle in
pretty good society, or the fringes OF IT,
and have some influence in the matter
of dress. since they have won the repu-
tatlon of always dressing elegantly and
in the newest things.
This sort of imposition had been car
ried on so often by a customer of a
certain large firm that its members de-
termined to put a stop to her fiaunt-
ing about in borrowed plumage-at
least when the p1umage belonged to
them. One Saturday this woman had a
superb wrap sent home on approval
and on Sunday one of the head clerks
of the firm. who knew Mrs. Blank as
the offender, stationed himself near her
pew in the fashionable church which
she attended. When she sailed down
the aisle after service, resplendent In
the borrowed cloak. this man stepped
up to her and said:
How do you do, Mrs. Blank? I am
delighted to see that you like our cloak
Wen enough to keep it."
OF course, after that she could not re-
turn the cloak
Still, with all the efforts put forward
by shops and customers to break up the
pernicious habit of forcible borrowing
on the part of sundry feminine custom
ers, the practice goes merrily on, and
many fair dame with an enviable rep
utation for exquisite dressing appears
but once in garments and hats that,
when next seen. are bedecking another
woman, or hanging in the show room
of some smart shop.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-02-15

feet from the floor to the ceiling. The
floor is obstructed with huge powders.
The darkness and stiffness are intense.
Picnic parties sometimes go there.
and with large bowlder for a table
eat their luncheons in the glare of
torches that cast uncanny shadows
along the massive walls.
Timid persons hesitate In venturing
into the depths of the eastern cave.
The passage slants downward at an
angle that compels the explorer to
crawl and slip and slide for nearly one
hundred feet before reaching a spot
where a person may stand upright and
walk safely. From the darkness echoes
the sound Of rushing water, which lat
er is found to be a stream which runs
from eight to thirty feet in width and
from six inches TO many feet in depth.
Men have waded in the stream until
the water reached their chins and then
gone In a boat to points where they
we're unable 10 touch bottom with the
longest oars. A farmer carried his boat
into the cave several years ago 70 fol-
low the stream 20 It's end. At a depth
estimated 10 be 200 feet below the sur
face Of the ground r. a natural bridge
formed by huge stone that fell across
the stream. The water plunges under
meath this bridge like a mill race. A
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-02-15

Once there was a well-meaning Soul
who was handicapped by a true and
lasting Friendship.
Sometimes he suspected that If he
could be left to himself, he would
struggle along from one Saturday
Night to another and keep out of the
Way of the Cars, and possibly extract
some JOY from this Life in his own
simple RUDE Fashion.
But every time he turned around
Friend was right there to tell him
what to do.
Friend was somewhat of a She'll
Fish in the regulation of his own Pri-
vate Affairs, but he knew just how to
manage for some one else.
So he used to tell the Victim where
to have his Clothes made, and he
would pick out his Shirt Patterns for
him, and tell him how often he needed
a Drink and in other ways relieve him
Of all spOnsibilities.
If the poor Mark wanted to remain
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1903-02-15

in his Room and read something by
William Dean Howells, the, Friend
would compel him to put, on his Low
Front and go out to a War-Dance and
meet a Bunch of Kioodles who wore
No. Hats and talked nothing but
Piff1e.
The Friend was always making Bus
mess Ehga gements for him and then
letting him know about it later on.
And sometimes Friend would try to
choke him and take his Money away
from him and invest it in some shine
Enterprise that was going to pay a 40
per cent. Dividend every 30 Days.
Friend always meant well, at that.
When he selected the Girl that the
Victim was to marry. he was prompt
ed by the most unselfish Motives. Not
withstanding which, the Victim did
the tall Duck.
A Policeman found him hiding I'M
der a Bridge and asked, Are you a
Fugitive from Justice?"
NO" was the Reply. This is mere
ly a case of Friend"
MORAL: They never seem to be
properly Thankful for all that we do
in their Behalf.
THE MODERN FABLE OF THE 90
POUND KNIGHT ERRANT AND
HIS LADY FAIR.
Once there was an Estimable Lady
named Mrs. Killjoy who used to hunt
for Trouble with a Search Warrant.
She was not happy unless she was be-
ing Insulted. Before any one chirped