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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-17
News.

Smith He sells buggies. =,
Try;a sack of Luverne Flour.
Eve troughs at Peter Heinla, t5l-
ephone 90.
Laverne flour always gives satis
9 faction. ~ -.
For Sale Young calf. Inquire It
this office. tt. III" -
Oats;; bran, shorts and -four for
sale at Swedish Elevator. Il. /,
The Sheriff g reside nce' lis receiving
/ a fresh coat Of paint this week. :.
u: e. Long Of Aagnolia was in TIE
city Thursday on his waytto Minneat-
polls. \ ! I. Z, !; ::.si +, y. Il.
4 Wanted Dish washer and exper-
fenced dining room girl, Worth ing
ton Hotel. z,,#..5>., < 81 -. ,,..,s1 . !
A, L. Hart of!the Cut Price Store
made business trip to Minneapolis
Thursday. :, =
Il, Painting and paper hanging.
Fred Mol. Leave orders 1t Kick
man e drug store. =. T., - = .~::'s> :
w. M: Hynes and family arrived
Thursday over the Rock Island road
and Immediately took charge Of the
\ Western Hotel. > ~ IS ,... ! !
/ am now prepared to do general
drsssmaking; also tailor-ma:de saits'
At my home, 1903 Third Ave. Salts
faction guaranteed. Rose M. Hogan.
Jos MeKeevsr brough in q sample
heads Of timothy hay gathered as
he happened to catch, them in the
field measuring over ten inches IN
length. ;.,,..,.- ss..a .,s l.. .' d. y..s:.
:: Do you feel run down2 Does your
system need help2 Man En- Vine
Tablets will bring back the glow Of
youth and vigor. Food for the
brain, blood and nerves. Try them.
IL p. G.. Anderson living near Org
brought in a sample of corn measur-:
Il ing six fee high with ears forming,
that was taken from his field.
4 Minnesota is still in the corn belt
region. ,2 r. ~
. Nfyt q D ~
Prof. VIM. Robertson Of the the St to
i Agricultural School will give a
sterioptican lecture on farm educa-
. tion il the High School building
Wednesday evening July, 22nd. All
. are cordially invited. Admission l
free. n y .3 ..ssS: III q +s:&. ".
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-17
Harry Lewis sells Fruit Jars.

Il '"OkI1tNOlONs MtlNN.
Harry Lewis sells Fruit Jars. y
Frank Do y of Sloan Iowa, arrived
in the city Tuesday night. -
Wen you sec Fem" on a choco-
late cream you know it is the best.
Rev. Wilson AaM was passenger
enroxte for Round Lake Wednesday.
Ask your grocer for Coffey's Best
or Pearl -four made by Luverne Roll
or mills. = -. j.. IL !
Mrs. Goodenough. of Adrian was
in the city Thursday on her way u
Minneapolis. -, . = .
Fine assortment ct Indian beads Il
S. v. Wycked's. Free instructions
in head work given. IA IT, !
Miss Ine1 Barber left "wednesday
tor Round Lake where she will visit
friends \ few days. r. .,...-..., ..,,. J
Free or tare il .you enter Maa-
kato Conaasa,c,al college. It will
pay to get Particnlans. u: !: ! ( II. II.
Mrs. J..ea. BRONX of Rushmozt
was in the city. Thursday on hea
way to St. Louis, Mo- .,*s,.::: h, n q
Insist On having Esnn Brothers
Chocolates and Bon Bons. Sans
price as others bast much better. a..
| Nineteen pounds of the best
.granulated sugar for ~ cents .,
'Branigan q. For particulars read
his adv in this paper. =. E.: II q .,s3f,
:: Miss Florence Barber went to
Round Lake Wednesday where she
will be the guest Of friends. .for.. {
few days. ;" ~ ~ r. " " = !
Miss Lena Nelson head cook in
Helmick's restautaat lefS Thurs.
day for a few days visit With friendt
at Heron Lake. 49,. .-,..., ~. ;.. ~, :.
=. Mrs.. A. E. Caldwell and Earl,
wife and son Of the Editor Of the
Globe left Thursday for a:short visit
with friends in Sioux Falls. !, Il u M NJ
Miss Helen Shaw who has been
guest at the home Of her uncle A.
E. Caldwell of this city returned to
her home in Sioux Falls Thursday.
!, Mrs. Coleman who has been visit:
ing at the home Of her daughtea
Mrs. Fred Hurd il this city return,
ed to her home at st. Paul Thurs.
day. v, !, 35,; ,> y :. sm.. 81 .54 !
/. A Mr., johnson and Miss Keys
both Of Lincoln s. %. were married
at the court house last Thursday
by court: commissioner +. A.
Stevens. \ # 't.*.3.s v. I < yin $tt4 Wv :
Mrs. E. L. Thomas, wife Of the
druggist in Myers drug store ar.
rived from Clay Center, Kansas,
Wednesday " afternoon and will
make her home in this city in the
future. > r. >5 .s1'I . .s2.s@
5.,, H. 20.
Nineteen pounds of the; best
granulated sugar for; 10 cents: at
Branigan 3. For particulars read
has adv in this paper. -. - \. -. :.
{ Howard Reeves was arrested by
officer Roshon / Wednesday; might
son a charge OF drunk and dist,lr-
bance, and plead guilty before Justice
Anderson Thursday afternoon who
Fl ned him five dollars and costs,
making Is. 80 in all Or in default to
go to Jail for fifteen days. s. As we
go TO press he was trying to raise
the fine. .fs,.,,Sa 4 IL s,,.t
Foley s Oney ~ Tar
fE>A,xs.i1<k~>~.~ $50 So ~ aa6tha.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-17

For live troubles and constipation
There's nothing better in creation
Than Little Early Risers, the
famous little pills They always
effect a cure and save doctor bills.
Little EARLY Risers are different
from all other pills. They do not
weaken the system but actas a tonic
to the hssus by arousing the secre--
tions and restoring the liver TO the
fun performance Of it functions
paturally. FIN: Hick1nan; IS b. =.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-17
The Worlds Rarest Bird.

= TO find the rarest bird in existence
you must 90 to the mountains between
Anam and Loas, where there 10 q cor.
tain kind of pheasant. For many
years It's existence was known only
By the fact that II longest and most
splendid plume was in much request
BY mandaitAs for their headgear. 4
single skin ID wsrtA $500. and the
bird living would - Usaeelessy ~ Il
cora diss =, eepdxt4E. w ~ t,.s. 7
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-17

IN making amqavtts Of his election
expauses, q Marion county candidate
reports that he paid his wife 80 cents
for getting up and making the fire dve
times. Things must be coming to 4
terrible pass in Kansas. We want to
know%H this Is not bribsry.-DE.
change
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-17

~ Baker Block, o5'.4 q
WORTHINGTON, : MINNESOTA,
Harry Lewis sells Jelly glasses.
II you want white, light, sweet
bread try 4 sack of Luverne flour.
u DR.. Riley went to Sioux City
Thursday to take in the big circus.
Ed Wolven returned from tblsi-
ness trip to Sheldon Thursday
morning. s..'>., ~. 49,.
T Nels3 Langseth> Of Round La Ike
was doing business in the city
Thursday ,-s*
+ Chronic bronchial troubles and
summer coughs can be quickly re-
lieved and cured by Foley's Honey
and Tar. = @,=-'', 49, 80 j..
The ladies' Of the Congregational
church will serve u progressive
dinner on Friday evening, July "a.
Particulars later.
F. g. Brace moved into the hesi-
denee property made vacant by
James Ranaaee and family moving
out last Wednesday. g. E%.
T. A. Palmer, wife and child, Ira
Mishler and family held q delightful
picnic. with relatives from Lake
Park at Round Lake Thursday
MIRA A. r. Darling returned San
day from 1 visit IN California. She
had a delightful trip and visit there
;and likes the country and climate
very much .s4j ~ !. r a. a,>..s,v.' {: s#-
T Ned Stonesifsr and wife returned
Sunday from Benton county Iowa
where they ~ent to attend the
funeral Of his grand father who was
over ninety yeans Of age.
!: The past weeks weather has been
hot with considerable rain. Hay
ing is in, full blast. All email grain
is looking fine as any crep ever y did ! y
With good weather corn, will; =, be a
good crop with the exception Of
q few pieces; that was planted late
on low ground. ~ >',S ', *. -
a. Cham berlains' Stomach and liver
Tablets are just what you needwhen
you have no appetite, feel dull after
eating and wake up with a bad
taste in your mouth. They will nm
prove your appetite, cleanse and in
vigorate your stomach and give you
relish for your food. For sale by all
druggists. Y ....:';~1 !
The social dance given by the
ladies Of the Maccabees in. their hall
on Wednesday evening was an ele-
CANT affair: About thirty couple
were invited to enjoy an evening
in social amusement. Addington's
superb orchestra was present and
rendered excellent music The ,oc-
casion was one Of pleasure through
out. r. :. s,,,,.$, w. IL. * -, H. - :.
w. a.. Harrington expects to close
out his stock Of footwear in about
a month and go to- Mexico where he
will take an interest in. bank and
become identified with the banking
business. The many friends of Mr..
Harrington and wife will regret
their departure but will wish them
success in their now business and
home. ,2ss:,51& 4, H. ~ = !, ~ -
~ have peen troubled for some
time with Indigestion and sour
stomach, ''.says Mrs. Sarah ". Curtis
Of Lee Mass. land have been taking
Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
tablets which have helped me very
much 90 that now can eat many
things that before ! could not. " It
70 u have any trouble with your
stomach why: not take these tablets
and get wella For sale By al drug
gists. IL. a !, .:,,a> ~ .. z,s -
:; %ss I'm, s-,EAJ KY =. II ,-s, 4 6 yir Z z
- e fz -s;7est s y X, W
s10A9E0REA.s =
\ ~ y f. - n . TIC INA NM HIM lsaYs nnRHlx
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-17

" PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH 4. 4.
The pastor will preach at the
morning service. In the evening
the choir will render q service Of
g song Il The program appears in
another column. + 4 Is. 1T. NJ XIV. IN !.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-17

IL; Fresh mich COW for sale. IL
months old short horn bull. D.
Behranss Joins west on the Day
farm. n" '. f. 's1
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1903-07-17
THAT n. THRoBB1NG HEADACHE p

THAT THROBB1NG HEADAlCe;dl.E -
Would quickly leave you, it you
used DR.. Kings New Life Fills Ills
thousands Of stuff yrers have proved
th.ir matchlees merit for the sick
and nervous headaches. They MAKE
pure blood. and build up your health
Only Is cents, money back it not
cured. n. old by all druggists.
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-04-09

Special train consisting Of coaches
chair cars. cafe cars and baggage cars
will leave Paris about a:30 a. m. May Is,
arriving at New Orleans IN time for
breakfast following morning.
Full information rs to prices Of tickets
etc will be eheerfully furnished on ap
plieation to any agent Of the Texas Mid.
land railroad, or
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-04-09
F. B. rieKAY.
0en'l Passenger Agt.,
Terrell. Texas.


Female suffrage sometimes leads
TO amusing mistakes. A candidate 81
. recent election in Australia, where
tho women have votes. tells . story in
this connection. The constituency was
y seaport town, and one of the burn
ing issues before the electors was che
question of berthage rates. A wom-
an voter came 20 him and asked wheth-
er he was in favor Of impoaing these
berthage rates. because II he waa ahe
would take care that neither her hus-
band nor herself would vote for him.
A little discussion Of the matter re-
veaied that fact that the woman was
under the impression thaLthe question
Of berthage rates related 70 : poll tax
on babies. The candidate now doubts
whether the average female voter Is
not under = delusion, or. perhaps. say.
a spell
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pIrH AND POINT.

Some men pay amall Sdebts for the
purpose Of contracting large eneis.--
Chicago Daily NewA
You can always strengthen your
argument by remaining,good natured.
--Atchison Globe.
Cidlity Is q charm thaE attracts the
love Of all men; and too much Is bet
ter than to show too httie.-Bishop
Horne.
Trayel--"I have seen the day when /
would walk for miles for the sake of O
good Shalsespearean performance"
"And T." answered Mr.. Stormington
Barnes, shave seen manysuch days.
Washington Star.
"Ma," said a little boy, sought the
teacher TO whip me for what did not
do?" Certainly not, my hoy" replied
the mother. "Well," replied the little
fellow, "he did to-day when I didn't do
my sum.--London Tit-Bits.
Good Advice.-"I've been asked 20
take part in an amateur theatrical en-
tertainment." "Your friends will all
be present, OF course?" "oh, yes.p
"Well, wouldn't do IL, my boy. You
don't want 20 lose your friends, you
know."-Chicago Post.
Johnny--"I wish my folks would
agree upon one thing, and not keep
me all the time in a. worry" Tommy
"What have they been doing now?"
Johnny-"Mother won't let me stand
on my head, and dad Is all the time fuss
ing because / wear my shoes out
so fast"-Boston Transcript.
Uncle Reuben Says;--A man may
come TO yo' an praise your integrity,
yo'r dawg an yo'r cat an yo'r intellect,
an have no thought beyand friendship,
but II you make up yo'r mind dat his
object am TO borry about five dollars
yo'll hit IL nine times out o. ten.-De-
troit Free Press.
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-04-09
CUTICURA PILLS
For Cooling and CLEANSING
The Blood and Skin
In Gases Of Itching, Burning,
SCaIy HumOurs,
And for ROnOVatlng and En-
TlChlng the Blood.
The Best and Most Economical
Yet Compounded.

Cutlcura Resolvent Pills Chocolate
coated) are the product of twenty-five
years. practical laboratory experience
Ia the preparation of remedies for the
treatment of humours of the skin, scalp
and blood, with loss of hair, and are
confidently believed to be superior to
all other alternatives as well as liquid
blood purifiers, however expensive,
while enabling oil TO enjoy the curative
properties OF precious medicinal agents
without consuming needless expenses
ali often injurious portions of alcohol
In which such medicines have hereto
fore been preserved.
CutIcura Pills are Alternative, antlsep-
tic, tonic and digestive, and beyond
question the purest, sweetest, most sue
cessful and economical blood and skin
purifiers, humour cures and tonlc-dlges-
tives yet compounded. Medium adult
dose, one pill.
Complete external and internSl treat
ment for every humour may now be
had for one dollar, consisting of Cuti-
cura Soap, 10 cleanse the skin, Cutleura
Ointment, to heal the skin, and Cuti-
cura.Ilesolyent Pills, 10 cool ard cleanse
tile blood. A single set, costing but
one dollar, Is often sufficient 30 cure the
most tortnrlng, dlsagurIng skin, scalp
and blood hunOurs, eczemas, rashea,
itchings and lrritatlons, with loss OF
hair, from Infancy to age, when phy-
slclans and all other remedies fall.
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WHAT COULD THE SENATOR Do7
4 Trying Situation Relieved By = nit
ef Advice That Was Net wkeIly
DIsIHterestsd.

Senator John Ford, of the franchise
tax law fame, has two very pretty
little girls, Esther. aged eight. and
Edith. seven years old. There had
been an iron-elad rule in the Ford
household that the children should
not venture across the street car
tracks, which are but a block dis
tant from the home. Every evening
upon inquiry the senator listened TO
tears, lamentations and confesxions
OF how his daughters had forgotten
the instructions of the day previous,
relates the New York Times.
One evening Mrs Ford informed
her husband that she had heard
strange tittering coming from the
ehildren'a room after the nightly lee
ture of the day before, and that II
was her opinion that the grief dis
played at their uisobedience was made
up Of crocodile tears; In other words,
the children were merely working
their father for "a good thing"
This enraged the big New York
senator, and he Immediately SUM
moned his daughters into his august
presence.
eGirls," he demanded. did you
cross the car tracks ta-day2"
Immediately two little curly heads
drooped, and tears fell like rain. They
had never before seen look Of such
severity upon their fathers face.
sEsther,a he said to the elder girl.
aif You had little daughter and
she continually disobeyed you, what
would you do2"
silence for the space of one min
ute. Then the child answered hon
estly, with a sidelong glance at her
sister: II believe I'd whip her till
she did mind, papal"
This answer 80 astonished Edith
that she violently tugged at Esther's
sleeve, making wry faces, as II TO In.
aIst that retraetlon be made OF
that awful sentence.
aEow. Edith" sternly demanded
her father Of the wriggling young
ster, ''if you had little daughter and
she continually dlsobeyed you By
crossing car tracks and buying candy,
what would you do7 Would you
whip her2"
Edith swallowed hard, and then
Rasped: "Papa, I'd try everything IN
this world before I'd lick that child
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-04-09

The siamese descriptive reporter,
when he writes Englishr-doeSn't. 30 to
speak. Here is an extract from the
report of a murder which comes 70
hand by the latest exchange from
Slams
shooting Outrage. ol Fearful
Agony Khoon Tong, one of Phya
Songs staff, was on mission TO LAM
poon, and on his return instantly shot
dead by some miscreants, scoundrelal
Oh untimely death. oil fearful All
friends expressed their morne'. The
cowardice dog Is still at large. Six sol
diers and six policemen were at once
disretched."--London Express.
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-04-09
CAUSE AND CARE OF COLD.
fection which win he Newte
Many Sufferers.

In looking for the cause Of colds, or
any other disease, 81 is well to consider
the first cause. rather than the merely
exciting or secondary one, which Ia
only incidental TO the disturbance. By
Doing this we can shape our life SO as
b avoid most Of the disasters common
b modern civilization. Ignorance Of
be laws Of life, and mans relation
hereto makes of him a slave, while
knowledge of these laws gives him
teedom to instantly accept and enjoy
be fruits Of obedience, says Science Of
Iealth.
The inyariable cause Of colds comes
from within, not without. No one
takes coldwhen ina good yigorousState
df health, with pure blood coursing
through his body, and there is no good
reason why anyone in ordinary health
should have cold. 1t may come from
insufficient exercise, breathing Of foul
ar, want OF wholesome food, excess Of
. food, lack OF bathing. etc, but always
from some violation Of the plain laws
Of health.
There can be no more prolific cause
Of colds than highly-aeaaonsd foods. as
well az frequent eating. These give
no time for the digestive organs 10 reat,
and incite an increased flow Of the
digestive secretions. Thus larger
quantities Of nourishment are abb
sorbed than can be properly utilized
and the result Is an obstruction, com.
monty called . 'cold," which ls simply
an effort Of the system 20 expsl the
useless material. Properly speaking
IL ia self-poisoning, due to an incapa,
bllity Of the organism TO regulate and
compensate for the disturbance.
A deficient supply Of pure air TO the
lungs ia not only q strong predispo9ing
cause Of colds. but Q prolific source Of
much grayer conditions. Pure air and
exercise are necessary 10 prepare the
system for the assimilation of nutri.
ment, for without them there can bs
no vigorous health. The oxygen OF the
air we breathe regulates the appetite
as well as the nutriment that is built
up in the system. The safest aud best
way TO avoid colds Is 10 sleep in room
with the windows wide open, and "a
remain out of doors every day, no mat
ter what may be the weather, for al
least two hours. preferably with som'
kind of exercise, II no more than walk
ing. One should not sit down TO rest
while the feet are wet OF the clothing
damp. Aperson may go with the cloth
ing wet through to the skin, all day. Il
he but keep moving. Exercise keeps
up the circulation aud that prevents
taking cold.
The physiologie care Of colds Is the
prevention OF their occurrence. Tn,
person who does not carry around an
oversupply of alimentation In bis kys
tenn, and furthermore secures a puri
fled circulation by strict, sanitar,
cleanliness, thus placing himself IN 1
positive condition, is immune TO colds
A starving man cannot take cold.
A careful diet would exclude the us'
Of all narcotics, and all food that Il
not thoroughly appropriated. An over
fed person is worse of than one who Il
underfed, because the overfed body 4
taxed TO dispose Of what cannot be ap
propriated, and when not properly dis
posed Of, remains only to be an ele
ment az danuer
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SUICIDE FOR BAD DINNER.
with Herself because OF
Her Failure.

The suicide of vatel, because there
was no fish for the dinner which the
great Conde gave TO Louis XIV, has
found a pendant in the twentieth
century, says a Paris paper;
Nine. de r., living in the rue
de Logelbach, recently invited a mum,
ber of friends 10 dinner. As she de-
sired that the repast should be at
faultless as possible, she proposed 70
hire q male cook for the day TO aid
Maria, who at ordinary times pre-
sided over the casseroles in Nine. de
RS apartments.
Maria was most indignant, and de-
clared that she was perfectly capable
of turning out recherche" meal all
By herself. After some hesitation Ma
rie was given .carte blanche" in re-
gard TO the dinner.
If the latter had confined herself
strictly TO the plats, with the con-
fection of which she was well &C
quainted, all would have been well,
But she proved more ambitious and
shut herself up in the kitchen with
cookery book and started TO turn
out the most complicated dishes abe
could find. The result was q disas-
trous failure. and the dinner proved
simply uneatable.
When the guests were gone, Nine.
de R., who desired TO console her
unfortunate cook (who has been ten
years in her service), went to the
kitchen, but failed TO find her. She
then went up TO her room and called
her.
Getting no reply, she knocked at
the door, but the silence remained
unbroken. AZ this instant she no.
tleed smoke coming out from under
the door.
Thoroughly alarmed, she sum-
moned assistance and had the door
broken open. Her suspicious we're
then confirmed. Maria was lying
senseless on the floor, with a smoking
charcoal fire burning alongside her,
Her ehagrin at the failure Of her
dinner had been such that she had
gone upstairs, had closed all the
doors and windows and had attempt
ed TO pass into an existence where
cookery works are unknown.
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1903-04-09

Two eupfuls Of brown sugar. two
thirds cupfui Of molasses, two-thirds
eupfuis Of dripplngs, two-thirds
eupful of buttermilk, two eggs one
teaspoonful each of cinnamon. allspiee
and cloves, one cupful of chopped
raisins, -four 20 make drop batter.
one level teaspoonful Of soda dis
solved in water. Bake in shallow pan.
When cool cut into rings, ice with
chocolate. and garnish with blanehed
almonds. Good Housekeeping
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Navarout of eaaeon

There Is no time In The year when Dr.
caldweli's Syrup Pepsln is not benefit
TO mankind. Il cures constipation and
indigestion. aud cures dlarrhoea caused
BY bad condition Of The digestive organs.
In SOC aud 81 sizes At Peoples drug
store. "
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Proof Positive.

koy's papa is boot and shoe dealer.
One day a box of liquid shoe blaeling
was received at the store. which Roy
helped the clerk unpaek. One bottle
was found broken.
Afterward Roy's papa and the clerk
were converting about the backing In
Roy's presence.
The clerk said: II wonder u II Is
1ombustible."
Roy replied; "Oh, yes, igis, cause one
bottle come busted" = Cleveland
Leader.
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pusttnn ON Asrz

Mrs. Muggins-Did you hear about
your HeIghbor7 Che was overcome
By coal gas.
Mrs Buggins-That's just like them.
I suppose they were afraid people
wouldn't know they had coal - Phil
sdeiphia Record.
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LifsraIIr Eaasl.

The PollticIan--Now, don't quote
me as saying anything.
The Reporter-0h. mol Ill simply
publish what you said.--puek.