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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-08-02

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-08-02

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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
TOMB OF ZACHARY TAYLOR.
Resting Place of the Twelfth Presi-
dent of the United States Fast
Falling to Decay.

The tomb of Zachary Taylor, twelfth
president of the United States, is fast
falling to decay, says the Kansas City
World.
A correspondent who recently visited
the place says for over half century it
has lacked the care of kindly hand.
Apparently, nobody cares.
The tomb lies five miles from Louis
vile, and is somewhat off the road
Ivy riots over the weather. beaten blocks
Of granite. The fastenings on the door
are red with rust. So far as known, no
key has turned the locks for 80 years.
Visitors are rare. 1t is doubtful if half
dozen tourists visit the tomb during a
twelvemonth.
And this neglected spot is the last
resting place of the hero OF the Black
Hawk and Florida wars Here is the
dust of that great soldier, who, with
1900 American rifemen, drove in re-
treat 10000 Mexicans under Santa Ana
at Buena Vista. Here are the remains
of the American Cortez and president
of the United States He who conquered
the swamps and everglades of Florida
and made Mexico surrender is forgot
ten by his countrymen. Not one In
10000 knows the place of his sepulture.
The plaintive words of Rip Van Win
kle are appropriate: How soon we are
forgotten when we're gone!"
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

number of authors and composers and their house pro-
gramme form imposing array
These compositions little than bmlesque In France
they vaudeves here signify variety
Show Nevertheless they well done Small wonder the public
has found them attractive.
Comic the other hand be the simonpure article
must be written with definite object 1t provide purposeful
story the lyrics be to the point and cannot be irrelevant as in
musical comedy Above ALL the must absorb the amos
phere His correspond color and and help
along rather than interrupt Comic be consistent
The of comic opera be "muscanly, col
lection Of ngng believe the of revival Of
comic opera
heaegoes children who seek only for
matter how crud served up They like brightness and beauty
and song dance they willing the
tic pleased we'll the sensual
1t would be sad believe that opera dead don't be-
ieve believe the has started first
ciples.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

The English, next to the Americans, are
the greatest travellers in the world and
whllc they as a ruA insist upon having tue
best there is to be obtained they appreciate
good service and beautiful scenery The
Earl of Shaitesbury, having, with bis wife,
spent some little time IN the United States
during the summer, speaks most enthus-
iastieally ia regard TO what they have seen.
a few days ago he said to gentleman in
Buffalo:
"0ur stay in New York was delightful
one, and the picturesque grandeur along the
Hudson aud IT'S surroundings was a source
Of much JOY to Us all.
:" 1t has seldom been my good fortune to
pass the time IN such excellent sport as that
furnished IN your enchanting Adirondack
Nounta ms. Albany Iimes-UnIon.
Mr.. Elder-"Therc IL something ! want
TO say 10 you, Bessie or that is, Miss
Kuteley" Call me Bessie, II you wish.
Mr. Elder--"Oh. may ~ Miss kuteley--
"Of course; all old gentlemen call me Bes.
sic Philadelphia Ledger.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
FARM LABOR IN GUATEMALA.
DwindIes When the Deprecated
Currency Is Considered.

Guatemala, little republic with an
area OF $4,000 square miles and pop
ulauon of considerably less than 2.000.-
100000 of which more than half are
pure Indians, has, according to our
consular reports, been legislating in
can be paid to farm hands. The gov
erument served notice on the plant
era that wages paid farm hands must
be not less than $3.50 day, instead
of 20 cents and one dollar. which
were the ruling rates. Now, that
sounds like good deal of an in
crease, says the Boston Herald, and
$3.50 day, which would mean nine
dollars week, seems high rate of
wages for farm labor in Central Amer
lea But this money is Guatemalan
currency, not gold. In gold, wages of
$1.50 a day would mean fair pay,
but in Guatemala $3.50 of the depre-
ciated currency Of the country is
equal to only about nine cents in our
own coinage This decree, therefore.
raises the minimum of farm wages
from four and one-half to six cents
per day to nine cents day. Even the
higher rate can hardly be considered
liberal, for assuming that there are
300 working days in the year, this
would mean that the Guatemalan farm
hand is to be paid for years work
$27. or less than is paid in many in
stances for farm labor in our own
country for single month.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
Rejected 2,s6n women.

In this era of new records II may not
be amiss to call attention to Squire"
Samuel w. Hammers, a merchant Of
Highland township, Gettysburg, Pa,
whose claim TO fame as record
maker is based on the fact that he has
rejected 2,S65 proposals of marriage.
Hammers is so years old Some time
ago he advertised for wife, who should
be small of size, neat and good looking,
and possessing some means" In re-
spouse came the flood of offers. but not
girls who proposed to him proved salts
factory,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
SIMPLEST OF IMPLEMENTS
movements Effected By
i'' woman with h"irpin
aud brush.

story in Lippineotts Magazine
Isee I 80 who. ON his return from .
Of h1 ~, Sovu 10 hear the family happen
visit .. ~ N, abseuce. This incident, 1t
ing auim7 has moral. The wife was nam
may seem -sf1rn. She had successfully intro
iuesa. trow said she, that closet that
i lou to- over 4 month! You said
s's i; yiS''' be opened except by a locksmith!
vs. vs.. ! Y r9e world did you do ity"
Iy5,5 a fairpin. And the furnace door
Nv W. .sggflg round on one hinge Tor
has ue - jorg. YOU know; but it's all right
new .!w.r Tin glad You had it fixed:
~ NJ IL fixed, / fixed 1t myself with
IN, nSo And then there was that crayon
haLP,H. of mother that stood on the floor
sT week. because you hadnt Drought
~ Os any picture hooks ;,
n tnI "a intended to, but
aHS f doesn't make any difference now
-, a hook myself out of hairpin.
A. A. there's Willie! You've been coax
' .r5 brbug him for year, to break
hs ' af hitting his nails, and | broke hum
~ 4 MA A. aa.pin?" he inquired, weakly
ayo, Don't be a goose. with mar
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
Father OF Lextcograp

DIR. Johnson, even excepting his pred
ecessor, Bailey, was not the father Of
photographers. In the latest volume is
sued by the Historical Manuscripts con-
mission on the manuscripts in the Welsh
language it is stated that the idea of IL
Illustrating the meaning and correct use
of words by actual quotations from the
literature of living language seems to
have been first put in pra tice by Grif-
fifth Hiraethog, the herald bard OF Wales.
who died in 1864.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
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1t used to be considered that only urinary and
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Makes you pass water often during the day and
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in the back, joints and muscles makes your head
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because they recognize in it the greatest and
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bladder troubles.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
Getting Her Moneys Worth.

Milly-l was weighed this afternoon and
tipped the scales of 99i pounds.
Billy think that if the man that
had weighed you had been real generous,
he would have thrown in three-quarters OF
a pound, and made it an even hundred.
$50 do l. But he was Running one OF
those You weigh for cent affairs. The
next time I'm going to try a 'nlckel.in-the'
slot machine, and maybe III get more for
my money - Detroit Free Press.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
An effective RetOrt.

III. Young man lad made trifling SEN
... t,o n t6c world, and he thought that
= a., Tss rlg. that mad brought his prosalc
nd 9uiet 0j ayher into prominence. !,
SYou never would have been heard OF
4 i hadn, heen for me, he sad.
aAp5 You never would have been heard
NJ 4 il badH been Tor me, was the quiet
,s-ort-Caicagp Post.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
Yours fora GeayHeaf
RRDND1 SETTER,
A Gentle Hint.

'1--er-had a peculiar dream about you
last night, said the girl on the othe; end OF
the sofa
"And what did you dream asked the
young man in the case.
That ! saw you in jewelry store prize
ing engagement rings" she blushingly re-
piled Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
Is Comic Opera Coming TO Life
BY LULU CHASER,
Noted American Coincidence.

Musical comedy is nothing more than musical
farce and has right to the title of comedy 1t is
only an evolution from the old style entertainment
that had sway decade ago and was called farce
comedy"
The most able exponent of it was the late
Charles II. Hoyt
Musical comedy as it is to-day Is mostly Dor
rowed from our English cousins. Nine-tenths OF
those now played are by British authors To find
out where the comedy comes in is sometimes dift-
cult task In most cases they have been written by
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

Mrs. Newrich had been describing her
visit TO Turkey.
Friend Then, of course you saw the
Dardaneles?
Mrs Newrich-Why no, we didn't, They
called. but we were out Cleveland PLAIN
Dealer
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

Obviously Benevolent Old Gentleman.
,TIon't you TANK fishing cruel sport"
r;,Ssrmap-"l should just think it was.
I've been sitting here five hours, and never
III a single bite, and I've got three wasp
, roc and been eaten up with flies, and
se NM taken all the skin off the back Of
nav neck Pick Me-Up.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
Cruel Iteioirtier.

Cholly Nimrod Aw- and when is the sea
son | can't shoot
Guide Three hundred and sixty five days
in the year.--N y sun
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
Mr.. Growers Case.

Freierika. la., Dec. 2S.--Mr. A. S. Grover
e. ow a years Ut age. For the last 80 years
he has suffered a great deal of sickness, and,
,bbouga he IL temperate man and never
r.ad spirits of any kind, his kidneys had
tropbled him very much, He said
Il was told mad Diabetes, and my symp-
inns correspondent exactly to those of a
yopng man who died of Diabetes in this
1eglborhood. My feet and limbs were
bosted quite a little.
4 heard Of Dodd's Kidney Pills, and at
last determined to try them | took in all
len boxes before | was well, and now | can
tuthiu.iy say that | am all right The
boating is gone from my feet and legs
have gained eight pounds in weight, and
can sleep well OF night, and every symptom
Of nv trouble is gone,
1T Is some time now since / was cured,
ud have not nad the slightest return Of
tny symptom OF the old trouble"
Mr. Newlywei-"Let me see, what else
Do | want to nrdery On, yes, you might
send ne a peck of those nice big cranber
ne, Grocer Clerk (gently)-''Those are
not uaubeyre- madam; they are apples"
cincinnati Imes-Star.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
Home Life FIR Women
By REV. WILLIAM HENRY BURNS,
Prominent New York Divine.

HERE are women, know who look upon the family circle
as too crcumscrbed sphere The tendency for several
wears has been for to enter avocatons which have
taken her out of the home and buned The home instinct
With realization of her powers for business and professional
life has come an irresistible desire to enter those spheres of
life where her abilities ard talents would find their largest
scope and possibilities.
would not put straw in a wonans way would
allow her necessities and qualifications not her sex, very
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

large degree her vocation And not only So but would
give her pay for mans work Why should the tact OF sex
Influence The of wage?
DIT am profoundly Of the conviction That steps
ont Of the home other place she takes step downward She
leaving high calling exalted destiny for that which measured
IN GOLD and cold She sells her brtgh Tor mess
&c et yo-Ids poage She aside the dvney imposed
.tons of seeks her energies and
entities in the business professional world But the home is to
- td ans throne and There she may rule like
queen There she is with grace and beauty which sotens
tho
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

Some men regulate their chivalry by the
'Ally o. The clothes a woman has on
!. Y Times
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

Do not believe Plso's Cure for Consump-
o4 las an equal for coughs and colds.-J.
Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

Return, VIVA. do you get in return for
Your verses. "Reyerses. Detroit Free
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
Stupr the Couph

aud works of the cold Laxative Bromo
Qulnlne Tablets Price rs cents
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

lle doing y. 9 duty Sows the seed of
Horn.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
EU0Zuh;on in NaUa/ Nurture
By LIEUT.. A. Fl. BUTTON,
United States Navy.

Hat navy most urgently needs is strong feet OF
battleshps Other vessels are also required, but are
not so necessary 1t takes year to build battleshp,
while auxiliary vessels may be quickly built or impro-
,;sed AS for the too frequent hue and cry about
tor,edoes submarine boats, and long list OF other
a,,oerated terrors Of war they chiefly valuable as
,acous arguments for shortsghted people who oppose
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

the building OF real menowar Nineynne oa % ~ - e
he -ooed TO evoluti ,nize warfare and render vaueess
,be costly battleships amount to nothing .
The one hundredh does not reyolutionize ayhnea hos'
only modfes naval architecture ana ay 10 oous
and naval warfare develop BY evolution and rot b,
revolution.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
BY PRESIDENT ELIOT,
or Harvard University.

is evident to my mind convinced it by observation
and the records of athletics far they women
that the weaker cannot indulge very much in athletics
without inurng themselves seriously and permanently
do not believe that boating, putting the shot and other
similar violent forms of exeron safe proper for
women to indulge in.
Women will never compete with the mems colleges in
athletics absolutely possibility of that ever TAX
ing place Women do not seek the competition, and it
would be of no benefit to them.
Women were not originally intended for such violent
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
Rhenmntisn,s killing Pain

lett N quIIE 0rder alter taking 10 doses
81 Dr., SGryns Rheumatic Cure, in tab
let form p doses for DC, postpaid.
DR. Sh IRWIN CO., La Crosse, Wis. X. III
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

Mrs Fairbanks tells how ne.
Is't OF warning symptoms will
soon PROSTATE a woman. She
'uIIlSS wonan's safeguard is
tso'a T. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
! Ia - -, y ~, iINEHAM Ignorance
sn,'. - ... the cause of untold
h., sAt. Ing. not only with the
! s,s TIT. 20 with the chance Of
|l.,5. ! 4.- heed the warnings of
SER. ,'' @. ta.s pains, and general
Ia aa7. was well nigh pros
H., ! sn0 bad to do something
|Ivi;. ! Gag ' light thing. took
to,o',a',l-' Flukham's Vegetable
c,s, ~. ! .Aiully, according to
3ss--.,-'...- la my aches and pains
< ts,..1 again felt the glow
,sss beer my body. Since
q, -. nave been more care
y -g aayised a number OF
pmkbar 70 take Lydia L.
pound egetable Com
i.ss5- h ~ nave never had
AZ Nav Yours very truly,
u--. AsEs, 2l6 South It'll
tasa i3nn.h (Mrs. Fair
S9as.. .zi. most successful and
e W... eLling saleswomen
forfeit If original Of
Ars. pt cagaot be produced
somep ieaau invites all sick
~ IA, her for advice.
sAlth, 4588lej thousands to
A-4frss, Lynn, Mass.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

That young man. said the visitor, "be
have, as i he knew more than you do. :"
Naturally replied the merchant. why
Naturally! y asked the visitor. 81 am
merely dis father Philadelphia Ledger.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

llicksls Tompkyns good pay
Wicks Tompkyns' You couldn't get any
money out Of Tompkyns il You should send
a warshp r.. Somerville journal.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

For put the shot peposterous There be
living who made such unnatural that it is
injurious for them the shot but for the majority OF women
it would be enough to hurt them for life.
Boating bad for Womens colleges do not have
great but the who do into boating will
long their athletic life Women athletics are good thing
in moderation do all that their broers do
mistake They what the doing and will
only hurt themselves III the attempt.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
uomeseekers and settlers Rates "a
the sunny south.

On first Ind third Tuesday Of each month
to. and including April, 1904. Write Jno
VI. Beall, A g. y. A., Mobile d Ohio X. r.,
ST I.ouis, Mo, stating 10 what point you
yyish rites
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

Il think, Sir, aid Woody Ritter. you
VIII find this the most romantic society
note. gou have ever examined" III m,
ye.. replied thr editor, saimmiug througt
the. pages Of manuscript, the dialogue ~
peat. aboat a. Gull a. ii could possibly be. -
p3. 4eelrl1ta Preps.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

You can purchase the reg
ular flity-ccnt and one dollar
size bottles at the drug stores
everywhere. Don't make any
mistake, but remember the
name, Swamp Root. DR.. Kill
mer's Swamp Root, and the
address, Binehamton, N. Y,
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mple bottle Of this wonderful
H. also a book telling all about
ands upon thousands OF testi-
Tho owe their good health, in
properties. In writing to DIR.
y you read this generous offer
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
For soc and This Notice

pkg SaIzer's Queen Of All Radlsh =. l0c.
Above sia rare noYclties, the eheieess
and finest Of their kind, have a retail
value Of zoe, but they are mailed to you
free, together with Salzer's big oatalog,
well worth $4,000 to every widc-awake
gardener, all upon receipt Of but 30c in
postage and this notice. X. l..
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

1t Is reported that Italy, following the ex-
ample Of France, il about TO enter into an
important treaty with Great Britain, where
by the two countries shall be al liberty not
TO 20 to war with one eH0ther, should they
both be unwilling Punch.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31
EDITORIAL. NOTE

remedy, Swamp Root, sent absoll
Swamp-Root, and containing ma
monial l"tters received from me
fact their very lives, to its wonC
kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. !
in this paper.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-12-31

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There will be merry doingssat the
opera house Tuesday, Jan. Goth
when Myron b. Rice will present
Mark +. Swans latest farce "Whose
Baby are You" with specially Sc
lected cast of ,farceurs headed by
those clever comedians Mr.. John F.
Ward and Miss June Mathis. 1t is
said to be all fun, frolic and hilarty
from start to finish The plot is as
complicated and diverting as a
Chinese puzzle. 1t all revolves
around a baby and this particular
baby is said to be a corker. The
scenes are laid in an artists studio
where a group of cratic characters
get into all sorts of amusing compl-
cations. The piece abounds in
bright dialogue and effervescent
jokes.
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