Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

Ten. castro is SuSpecteu u Dt4HE AZ
adept in the great American game in
which bluff is one Of the strategic ele-
Rents.
Castro cuts out long reign for himself
in Venezuela when he says be will remain
at the head of the government until the
country is pacfed.
Audubon societies viii agree with the
Boston pastor who declares that women
who wear wings now will not have an
opportunity to do so by and by.
If the Shamrock is as bouyant as Sir
Thomas appears to be, she will bob
around on the ocean wave like an empty
bottle from which the spirit has fled.
The news from Tuxpan, Mexico and
from Naples, Italy, suggests the obserya-
ton that all volcanoes should be muzzled
for time at least, until they become
less rabid.
With two electrical lines, and two
steam lines TO connect them, Milwaukee
and Chicago win be drawn together so
closely that they can each claim the other
as a suburb.
The question SIS n lobster a fish,
raised in connection with the Newfound-
land fishery case, viii give scientists a
wrestle; but politicians are satisfied that
suckers are all Holsters.
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The New Jersey parson who observes
hat dancing is "hugging to music is Civ
ing more attention to position than to
rythmical STEP and thus revealing an alb
sence of music in his sole
The New York couple who travelled
thousand miles, to Kenosha in order to
wed in secret succeeded only in discoy-
ering as many have before that the world
is q very small ball after all.
The Missouri generally attains its
greatest height in June. If this spring
is to be one Of unusually heavy rainfall,
the apprehen>ionS of dwelers along the
lower Mississippi will not be entirely re-
Leved for many weeks to come.
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A yacht tested at Cincinnati failed to
make a mile minute because she broke
her propeller. 1t is asserted that she
will make sixty miles an hour at some
future time. II she does she will break
something other than a wheel-the
record.
The name Of the new Greek letter
fraternity organization ut the University
OF Wisconsin is the Phi Phi Phi. 1t is
to be hoped that hereafter when the pe0-
pie of Wisconsin have occasion to shout
'Fie, fe fie," at students of the uniyer-
sity, it will be for no worse reason than
that they are members of the new fra
ternity.
The stand taken by Circuit Judge
Taylor at st. Louis, against permitting
children to hear the testimony of their
quarreling parents in divorce suits, is
one that will be endorsed by all who
would guard the morals of the young
The participation of children in divorce
proceedings is always shocking COM
mentary upon the practice of diyOrcing
parents.
The announcement that the cup-defend-
or Reliance will have a crew of Nor
veg ans, Swedes and Danes corroborates
the report that the sailor-boys at Deer
Island, Maine. struck against service on
cup defenders. But the Reliance viii not
suffer, as the men Of Norway, Sweden
and Denmark are the best sailors in the
world, and Capt. Barr will see TO it that
his crew is properly drilled.
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When John Randolph Of Roanoke rose
in his seat in Congress and delivered him
self OF the famous remark, MIR. Speaker
have discovered the philosophers stone
it is pay as you 60" he could have had
no premonition of the extent to which
the principle of pay rs you 20 would be
carried in an age of penny-in-the-slot ma
chimes. In London there are 26S 900
penny-in-the-Slot gas meters into which
patrons who pay as they go drop an ay-
erage OF $4,000 pennies day.
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The muse of Ella Wheeler Wilcox
vibratcs in harmony with the season, and
she contributes to Mr. HearSt's publica-
tons a vernal poem beginning:
Do you know what moves the tides
AS they swing from low to hlghg
It's the love, love, love
OF the moon within the sky,
And clmaxing thus:
DO you know what makes sweet songs
Ring for me above earth's strlfei
tbs the love. love. love
That sou hri1g into my life.
Elias muse is as young and hubby as
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