The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1903-10-27
HUMAN NATURE.

Pcet
Not long ago a woman hurried up to
the window, and could see from the graft
fled expression ON her face that she was dead
sure she would soon make another woman
feel unhappy, only in this case the other
woman happened to be a man.
Oh, say, Mr.. Clerk she cried, eagerly
can feather beds be sent throughthe mails?
Well, we don't encourage the practice,
miss | answered, frowning to save a
SMILE
"'ThereH she exclaimed, triumphantly,
to a companion in a raglan, who had, in the
meantime, come up, Charlie viii have to
pay me the box of candy. You see,' she ex-
planned to me, a gentleman friend bet me
box of candy against box Of cigars that he
could send feather bed through the mails,
and bet him he couldn't, and now have
won. Oh, am so glad. Charlie is so smart.
He can send feather bed il he makes
Il small enough, and it doesn't weigh over
four pounds, miss, resumed, or any other
article that is mailabe, provided he does
not register il, as size cuts no ice SO long as
il is to be delivered in the United States
but II it is to go to foreign shores, then both
size and weight are very important. If he
brings the bed down, miss, we viii send it
for him if properly packed and the postage
is prepaid. You have lost your bet
Well, he won't she answered, mad
clear through and / won't pay it, either,
and the looks those two women gave me
were as inky as jet as they swished out of
the building. 1t would have been a good
joke on her if her beau had had little
feather bed made up and mailed to her.
"The questions which are fired into us
would make the face of an eight-day clock
look troubled to find ready and satisfactory
answers. Men, as a rule, accept our state
ments, but women are inclined to doubt
and form conclusions of their own. The
men at the inquiry windows in the big rail
road stations have the same experience, but
that is what we and they are paid for
Two women came in one day, and one
asked if she could send her pet canary to
philadelphia in its cage. | said she could
If she first killed the canary, took the body
% taxidermist's, had it thoroughly dried
and prepared, replaced it in the cage and
even included small box of birdseed to as
suage its hunger en- route provided the
whole paraphernalia did not weigh over
four pounds, but that anything alive had
10 be shipped by express.
Why, she said, very Indignantly, my
landlady told me at breakfast that could
send the canary. The ideal
She meant after the cat had killed II
and it was stuifed-just like YOU were
stuffed, said her companion, with a smile.
But the other one didn't crack break in
the bloom on her fair cheek.
Il have had well-dressed, and evidently
well-educated people ask me the rate of
postage to some foreign country say Rus
sia, and when told that the United States
ive-cent stamp will carry a halfounce let
ter to practically all countries in the world
big or little, near or far, from England to
the Niger coast protectorate, Afghanistan,
Abyssinia, the Pitcairn islands and other
places as remote, they say:
I know the rate to London and Paris.
but thought. etc, and they had another
think coming.
Nearly all Of the different countries of
the world, and all Of the principal ones are
members Of what is known as the Universal
Postal union, and most of those that are not.
the little fellows, have agreed upon the same
letter postage, five cents, though some out
side Of the union vary as to weight and size
OF the article mailed
You can make your foreign relatives and
correspondents pay the postage ON your let
ANAos SotakS upOti dOIttStlc HIsL-cldSS mail
matter must be prepaid at least one letter
rate OF two cents, else it will be held at the
post office where il is mailed The addressee
is notified by card, and If he sends the re-
quired amount in stamps it is forwarded to
him. otherwise it is sent to the dead-letter
Office.
But you may drop letter destined for
foreign parts without prepayment of post
age. 1t VIII go forward to destination. and
the recipient win be required to pay double
rates for the privilege of reading it if he
values It that high On packages, however.
Intended for abroad, you must pay at least
part postage to have it go forward, and the
deficiency will be collected and doubled
when delivery is made. II you fail to pre-
pay at least part OF the postage upon pack.
ages, they 60 to the dead letter Office. and
the public do not seem to catch on to this
curve OF distinction in the two classes OF
matter Always prepay postage in all in
stances, despite the privilege, on all classes
Of matter intended for home or foreign de-
livery.
The Brooklyn woman who objected to
her divorced husband paying her ali
mony IN postage stamps and had recourse
TO the courts, saying that she did not mind
receiving It in two-cent stamps. but OBJ.
jeeted TO those Of large denominations. as
she couldn't sell them, and that is the way
he got even with her, probably, reminds me
OF man who came in one day and asked for
a stamp Of the ten-dollar denomination.
None are issued The only denomina.
lions now issued are the l, 2, 3, A, 8. 10
and the ten-cent special delivery; Is. 30 and
Decent and the 81. 50 and 50 stamps. There
IL slight call from all over the country for
stamps over the l5-cent issue
A woman rushed wildly in here one day
laying tbat she wanted my letter back
which she had posted few moments previ-
GUS. OF course, she thought my letter
could be picked right out Of million or so
other letters.
Well she was able to get my letter,
because she was able to comply with the pos.
tai laws and regulations governing the
Withdrawing Of mail after mailing and be
fore it's dispatch. The utmost care Il taken
70 ascertain that the person desiring 10
withdraw the letter is the person entitled
70 do so. Before she was handed my let.
ter she was required to exhibit written
address in the same handwriting as an.
ipeared on the envelope which was her own.
and describe it infinitely, convincing those
IN charge that she was the actual sender of
it before she got my letter back