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The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13


 Mrs. F. H. Elmore entertained few friends at whist last evening in compli- ment 10 her guest, Mrs R. A. Mitchell of Gadsden.
 Mrs. Mary Jones Gesner after several months absence, has returned home and is with Mrs. Samuel Jones on Whitman Street.
 Miss Kathleen Adams of Tuskegee Is the guest of her sister Mrs. J. R. Adams at her home on North Lawrence Street.
 MT. A. S. Molette of Orrville. and daughter are the guests of Mrs. w. h. Harrison. 316 North Lawrence Street.
 Miss Fannie Lockett has returned from Opelika where she teaches art, ana Is with her sister. Mrs. George Marks
 Miss Virginia Molette who has been visiting Miss Kathleen Virginia Harrison, has gone to visit friends in AshVllle.
 Mrs. l.. c. Beale and daughter, Miss Ruth Beale, have gone to Vislt reIallFeS in Blount Springs and BlrinlhsH""
 Mir. and Mrs. Frank Marion have gone to Hopkinsviue, Ky, where they Will Tor the future make their home Little Emmett Weaver Hartman anu Matte Lou Halfman have returned from visit to Pensacola, Fla
 Miss Essie Townsend of Birmingham is the guest of her sister Mrs o"ih"e' J. Smithers.
 Mrs. J. F. Whitfield has returned from visit to New York and other points'
 Miss Mildred Jones has gone to Birming- ham to visit Mrs. c. P. Orr.
 Miss Lucy Carr is visiting her grand mother in Columbus Ga | Mrs. Lucy Dawson is visiting her mother Mrs Mcdonald.
 Mrs Frank Pate has returned from a visit to Ramer. l A parly consisting of Misses Matte
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
MISS NIX AND MIR.
 CUNNINGHAM MARRIED

A qulet home wedding took place We'd nesday afternoon at 5 o'clock at the home of the brides aunt, Miss Sue Nix, at A1 North Bainbridge Street, when Miss Vi- ola Nix and MT. J. c. Cunningham were married, Rev. A. l.. Andrews officiating Only the family and few friends of the bride and groom were present
 The bride was handsomely gowned in a travelling suit of navy blue voile, with hat to match.
 MT. and Mrs. Cunningham are both we'll known in Montgomery and their many friends wish for them a happy and pros- porous life. They left immediately for Atlanta.
 A GERMAN AT PICKETT SPRING.
 A delightful german last Friday evening at Pickett Spring, led by MT. Allen Mo- Neil and Miss Camilla Webber was en- 1oyed by the following couples: MT. Beal Travis. Miss Willie Fillmore. MT. \. D. Eubank. Miss Coralette Metcalf. MT. Blount Davidson, Miss Rita Ament, MT. Fielder Halls. Miss Rebecca Rutledge, MT. John Brame, Miss Kettle Marks, MT. Ju- Illus Gay. Miss Minnie Reese Richardson. Mr. Ashby Cook, Miss Mable Higgins, MT. Sam Ellsberry. Miss Genie Burke. MT. Gordon Reeves, Miss Nonie Vaughn, MT. Will Tatum. Miss Mary Meyer. MT. Jamie | Maddox. Miss Lytle Ament, MT. Julius Hendricks, Miss Emily Mapes, Mir Willie Frank Joseph, Miss Mason of Birming- ham, MT. John Walker, Miss Brame. MT. Efskine Mckinley. Miss Mary Metcalf, MT Bob Henderson, Miss Grace Halls, MT Allie Dicksin, Mr.D. T. Bennett Mr. Cas- ton Troy, MT. Tom Salter, MT. Barney Solomon. The party was chaperoned by | MT. and Mrs. Fillmore, MT. and Mrs. Rob- | ert Henderson and Miss Fillmore.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Miss Lucy Carr is visiting her grand mother in Columbus, Ga.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Mrs. Frank Pate has returned from a visit to Banner.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Mrs. J. c, Haygood and Master James
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Woman will always be a conundrum, but the If the
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Miss Fannie Lockett has returned rom Opeika where she teaches art ana IS with her sister Mrs. George Marks.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
FLESH FOOD

ND COMPLEXION. Has been successfully used by leading ac- tresses. singers and women of fashion for more than 25 years.
 Wherever applied 1t Is instantly absorbed through the pores of the skin and its won derful nutrition feeds the wasting tissues.
 Removing
 Wrinkles as if by magic. one a ppli c a ton often showing a remarkable improvement.
 DT. Charles's Flesh Food Is positively the
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13
THE STERNFELD STUDIO OF
 MUSIC,

woman has a tremendous determination. else she could never kiss a man the way she always does against her will.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

straight ticket is one with all the crooked candidates left an. ,'-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Mrs. Lucy Dawson is visiting her mother Mrs. Mcdonald.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Miss Mildred Jones has gone to Birming' ham l., visit Mrs. c. F. orr
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

A p4rly consisting of Misses Mattie
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Miss Virginia Molette who mas been visiting Miss Kathleen Virginia Iarflsoh' has gone in visit friends in AshVille.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Christian, Eava Willis, Bessie Willis, MT w. w. Christian and MT. and Mrs. c. G. Anderson have returned from a week spent at camp meeting at the Little Texas" Camp Ground near Tuskegee.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Mrs. J. F. Whitfield has returned from a visit to New York and other polhts'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Mrs. J. c. Virden accompanied by her daughter. Lulu, leave for Virginia to- night. the latter will enter Rollins Insti- tute, Mrs. Virden will visit her relatives in Lynchburg.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1903-09-13

Mrs. Cornelia Graham who has been spending several months in South Caro- lima, has returned and will be with Mrs. John Stratford for the winter.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09
53mei 9eidben gefunOrm.

8lenn'5 6aIl5, N.zg, 8.
N}Gr3. = g}ur 3pet bon ben 16 ODer
II 2lrbeitern, pel4e felt benz geitrigen
11mtippen eines 6G6r6oOtes Bel @pier
Sails bermiBt tperben unO tpa6ri4einz
Ii4 ertrunten iinO, purben iOneit
aufgeFunDen, nGmGi6 5reO. 5erron II.
qa5quale gafereIIi. Wtan iudt mod
rad peiteren 2ei4en. 8iete Der an
ben na6en 8erten bei6dftigten Stas
liener 6aben i6re Steqen aufgegeben,
unb elm augemeiner Ggobu5 pir0 bez
fiir6tet.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09

Qinien Der @egeno controltren unb
alle 0On bort aus abgeI6ifte 9ta4z
ri9ten elmer Gen1ur unterperfen.
6IlfSz8urbesmurf4aQ Cunningham
unD feline Qeute tperben in Dem 8eri4t
als 9esperabo5 Der i9ltnmiten SOrte
6uratteriiirt. Die 9}eger 8m. Dob
Ion, Mm. Glurf unb Rt4arb GIabton
purben angebIt4 gegen Sagesanbru4
in einem 9auTe BON benz 2(ufge6Ot err
f8ofen, D6ne bic 6unb gerii6rt ober
trgenb tpeI6e @arnung er3dlten gu
baben. S5oIePb 9i3er unO 2ucton
2apIon purben auf d4nli4e @etie
t0Dtli6 Derpunbet. Grft na4Oem bus
Qufge6ot in bic 6GuIer gefeuert urO
bus 8[uf6u0 angeri6tet bate, fielen
etnige @4HTe BON Setten Der Striter,
unb Dies mar Der gan3e 8iberitan6.
Wie Gbuns tpeiter beri3tet, bat cine
goronerszSSurD ieBt ertldrt, Cunning
6um babe ben Sob bon @m. 9Doion
auf berbre4erii4e 8eiie 9er6eiges
fii6rt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09
Nrin<Mnrf hcnrhe[t.

g1ep gort, 8. W5dr3. = DID
ter Ne6eI bins beute iiber Der Rieitgen
Stabt uhD oem 6afen. Die G8tffz
fabrt erlttt betrG9tli4e St0rungen,
unb Diele bierber beitiHmten Gabr3euz
ge muBten bieIe 5tunOen Dor Der
Barre lp9en blet6en, Big it4 berNtbel
ettpas geliftet bate. 0rei GolIiFonen
ereigneten ii6 i'm Qnnfe oes Sages
auf Dem Slufe, iebO8 obne buB I1enz
f6enLeben babel berLpren aingen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09

= 9ur8 6euer nabe8u OouitdnOig
3erftDrt tpurbe in Sierra Qlta, BEL
Glarts6urg, 8.z8u., bic 6a6rttdnlaz
ge Der qreiton Sum6ler So. S8Qoen
100000.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09
GreGnnnrekmitnIirh RLuunt aelturbcn

Macon, Ga, 8. Mdr3. = Q4tb.
Sames $. 8lount, 20 Sabre lang
@ongreBmitglieb fir9eorgiu unb ipd>
ter GommiFdr fir bic 9ulpaii Snz
feIn unter Der 5peiten 4Ominiitration
bes gpdfibenten @lebetano, 1T beute
babier an 2uRgen @ongeition 9ez
ftDrben.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09
Scribe Gnttdnifluuq.
Die 65ziGbrige @ittpe, nsl4e etnen
iugenbli6sn 6e4tlebrer beirat3ete,
entmiinDigt.

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Ri6ter @offeD bat i'm Ga4laBgert4t
bic gntT6eioung abgegeben, baB 6rau
Sage 8. BbiItpps, Del4e troB t4rer
65 Sabre bem iugenbli4en 5e4tleR>
rer 0liper q. Morep OOn 9OoDer'5
,gbbiicul Culture 4caosmp" oie9ano
gum erpigen 8unbe gerei4t bat, bteie
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nungsfd6igteit gef4lOFen babe unO
oaB N1orep Elm Qbenteurer fei, Der Die
Ste nur bes 8eloes tpegen eingeganz
gen iet.
Der Ton erregte bier Die grDBte
guFmerfIamfeit, 6u bic ieBige 5e4tz
le6rer49atttn nit gr0Bter @nergie Die
qeri6tlt6en 59ritte i6rer So4ter, eiz
ner SFruu 2tlice O}anbebiue aus 8oz
iton, bic g6e uno bic re6ertragun8
oes @erm0gens an MOreb gu annulz
ltren, unfo9t un6 tAren iugenoliden
@atten, Ser i9r 5obn fein t0nnte, IN
@6uB nabnl. Die @erbanOlungen i'm
9eri6t 3eigten, ouB 9ooOsr unb
N1orep ii8 U2onate Dor Der 9o43eit
gang genau ii6er bic 8erm0gen5Derz
bGltnife Der oamaltgen 6rau P6ilips
inFormirt 9atten unb 0uB 9Ooper 3u
Dem 3pefe iogar etne 9Reife na4 3d.
ton unternabH. Die 9o43ett fano
bann i'm W&at itatt, borber uber bate
bic 6rau, Der 9oOOer OOrgeiteut, baB
fie nur auf oiefe Neife Morep's 3uz
neigung erringen t0nne, 9runOeigenz
tbum i'm Wert6e BON $250,000 auf
D2oreD ii6eridrei6en gu laifen,0 ,0ur4
bieIe Gntfdeibung Oe5 Ri4ters iino
ale 9runoeigent1ums lle6ertrdgunz
gen an Morep fir ungeieBIi4 ertlGrt
unb annullirt tporber1.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09
3n Ghren 6rnrb BnrO gesdjer's.

ne 10 gOrt, 8. Mdr3. : gine
groBe 9erTammIung pur0e 6eute gu
G6ren bss Qnbentens bes eritOr6enen
8un3eIreoners 6enrb @aro 8eeder
in 8rootlpn abgebalten. Gr Prd@
iibent gIebeIanb, Iotpie bic Ri4ter
8reper unb SiI[ts bielten gteben.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09
oEm GefanauiB gritnr6en.

cambridge, M}afI., 8. Mdr3.
= Der g}eger SEQ. 8. .. perr1, aud
Sad t6e 6lugger" genannt, Del4er
Der @rmoroung 2tgnes Wacg6ee'5 gu
@omeroile urD CLARA N}OrtOn'5 gu
DaDerlb angetlagt mar, itarb 6eute
i'm bieiigen 8efdn9niB an Rerpenz
f6pG6e, na4bem er etnen 6efttgen
QnfaQ'pon 0erpenfie6er Dur4gema6t
bate, Gr bet6euerte, o6glei4 er tpuBz
te, baB fein @nOe na6e mar, be6arrlt4
feline 1TnfhulO.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09
Die rrIdufeuen Strifer in @eits
OirQinicn.

Srbianapotts, Snb., 8.0}dr3.
: Chris. 6. gpans, tpel4er BON ben
gl1niteb 0line 0Drters" na4 ben
8eF>girginier &oblenfelbern gei4idt
purOe, I'm ben tiir3Ii4en @onflitt
3piT6en BEN farbigeu Stritern na9e
Qtfinsbille unD einem Iufge6ot unter
bem 6ilfs 8unbesmari4aG Gum
ntng6am gu unterfu6en, bat eineR 8ez
ri6t bier6er gsfdidt. 8etanntIia
nurben in bem Gonflitt me6rere
5trifer erIaofen. @bans fiiRrt in
Ieinem 8eri4t bittere 8ei4perbe ii6er
bas ar6itrGre gorge6en Der 8rubenz
@eIeuI6aften, pel6e, ME er fagt,
ale SeIegrapAenz ARb SelepApnz
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09
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Gg qis6t in uuierem &6rpsr Elm Eeiuts, loies
garmitiid, oas BON isiHsr GOrm ben 9amtnQgurnla
fortiaB erbitlt aber tsiHem uns beiauRtm 3ptdG
6icnt 5dufig gndtb Disiss Sarmfud in GutG
7IHburq uuD 3sDdr Hamtntlb in fFolge BON bars
ten Subtau5en, pie i'm 5arm leeen bLeiben una
in otH ggurmfortiaB einoriugen 3a5 GHbt iii
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gBurmfortiab? mo mas noh melt pidtletr III
Bo]u cine GHt3unoung pefslbeH, DeHn IS elm
fd,res Mittsl gisbt. Ditis in psnigeu 5n9tn
t00tlite Rran!6et, Appendicitis Qsnauut Fasr 5u
btrbilten: " 3u p,rbuteu NIT Den in ieber
Qpotbtte srbdltli6tH bsrHbmten Ct. 9crHaroz zardua
terpiuen. CDl0i,6 ,6r5&98lR
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09
Sieen3>Oeiu9e.
C. viritmo fGme eIcenis s@einti1e.
2lftc gar-3 q. -.
Birenm fer SpirirMDfens9tcenieG @ cmmthase
3tmmer Sfr. 500. @ertd1rssebdHsf.

Die na6fofgenb penanntcn 8sripnen babtH 0ss 0ss
fu5e um @etUGbrune elmer 8 etail pIf =
tuoien 8ertaufs 9iten3 pom !.
TIdi 1903 eingereidyt, meide Stsntag, pen
"a. gtdr3, Mitta0s u u6r. in GrtDdgune et3o9en
Dtroen iollen. 9roteit=Gorutulare (nenu 9tfpnhlqn
tonnen auf Griu9eH in Oitiem gHrcdu erlanat @eF=
ben
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1903-03-09

CA II - FRI -.
Tragt die @Dla Sorts, Di8 IhT Inner GskaTft HaEa
':5.In II @<NAAzszSx
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-03-01

ohenses formerly tolerated but the very mention OF
which to-day would provoke censue Splitting. ITSELF
the most impOllte and among the last TO which they
have clung. bears mention either in print or
conversation. We are constrained to call It expecto
ratlon-which by the way. is Iatnlsm very ugly In
its Observation-Disclosures 1t Is absolutely necessary
TO speak Of the Thus we Indicate the OF
timent. Our present state Of civilization demands
that the habit be restricted Eventually 1t will be
INDUCED only in secret. 1t Is natural" to suit
our best tastes.
Without respect to manners and decorum, con
sideraons of comfort, cleanliness and health demand
that men refrain from excreting their vscd animal
substance In places where 1t may find contact with
the persons shoes clothing Of Others where it
is most apt to transmit dlsense.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-03-01

As long as men are protected in the usa
OF their money power to the injury of ths
unfortunate. and for the direction of leg4
islation in their own interest and for tho
purpose of enabling them to pile I'D mil@
lions by gambling at the expense of human
woes. iIesitimate gambling will continue
The disposition to gamble was never sd
universal as 1t Is now. reaching its acme,
last summer at Saratoga, the summer re.
sort or the Napoleons of the stock market
who. in the guise of seekers Of recreation.
continue their gambling professions and
propensities on the turf and around faro and
poker tables. where. encouraged by the
smiles and Establishments of fair women.
they have played more recklessiy than ON
the stock boards of the cities where thew
make their homes. the women freouentIy
sharing in the games with the same aban.
don that one sees at Monte Carlo
One who deals in any commodity that does
not represent material value is a gambler
whose influence upon the moral status pf
the people is dsmoralizing. and especially
so upon the young people of an active. ann
nitous nation like ours. Begin at the ton.
II you would reform society and business
conditions. -"
Copyright 1903. by W. r. Hearst. Great Britain
rights reserved.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-03-01

me craze for money affects men, women
anu children: to get money Is the aim Of
almost every human soul. Many have no
compunctions as to how they get 1t. So
tney have 1t they are satisfied
Men ana women grow old before their
Time in pursuit of 1t. Boys and girls be-
fore they are in their teens. begin to devise
means whereby they can make money,
generally to spend. because of their insatia-
ie desire for eNtravagant things which
hey think they must have because their as
ociates. who may be the children of specu-
atcrs. have everything they want
There are. of course. many things in this
country that produce fabulous fortunes but
the majority of the miilionares in America
are such through successful gambling
Manipulating stocks and frequent multi
plication of them by the well-known system
or watering stocks stands for many of
the largest fortunes in this country
This sort of thing may be legitimate and
may be one way of bringing about the sur
vival of the fittest: but there is no denying
that II Is demofalZng and begets an unsta-
BILE spirit in the nation.
y multiplication Of gamblers who are
rich to-day and poor tomorrow, who have
no conjunction about decoying victims into
specuiations that must be their ruin is ur-
fortunate. and must sooner or later react
upon the race that INDUCES in such a syys-
TEN. We have many instances of gam
bling nations. and certainly they are un-
worthy Of emulation and their fate Is un-
desirable.
Crusades NAV be inaugurated against the
dives and gambling resorts that are an mn
merous In every village, town and city in
the United States: men and women may be
arrested for plying their nefarious vocation;
the implements used In practising them NAV
De connscated: but little will be accom-
piished While the stock Board and all of
ts accessories are considered not only legit-
innate. but most honorable provided tbey
continue to create millionaires
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-03-01
Marr1aoe on Trial.: MAX ORELL.

no emigrant is allowed to land in America
who cannot prove that ne possesses some
means OF existence.
No couples should be- allowed TO enter
the state Of the Union vino cannot proye
that they possess means To support tncm-
selves aud are healthy In mind. in body.
2. Girls will lee told. Ike in the past,
that their destiny Is 10 he one day. wives
and mothers. but they will be inteiligently
prepared for both noble vocations. They
will come out of school able to kee. a
house, cook good. palatable meal and
make their own dresses. They will know
how to get their moneys worth when they
30 a-shOpping: they will have learned how
TO attend 10 babies and have played with
live dolls. They Will have listened 10 aud
prOfted by lectures on hygiene
Tn"y win know all thee things besides
possessing the accomplishments which are
only meant to be dessert in matrimonial
life. That will not prevent them from hav-
ing been taught to be always tidy and
make the best of their appearance.
Eoys, who have never been once told that
their destiny is to become one day ius-
bands and fathers. will be prepared 10 be
tolerabiy good ones. They will be tau-nt
the consideration that man should always
show to women.
They will be taught to take Oft their hats
to women and young girls. ana advised to
do the same one day to their own wives
when they meet them. When they get TO be
Is or -. they will he informed IT womnn's
Characteristic traits They will he told that
d woman who accepts an Offer Of matrimony
does IL man more honor than he conferred
on her by making the offer.
When men and women. by early training,
will hc made. the former less selfish and
conceited. the latter less frivolous and ex-
travagant the chances OF happiness In mat
rinony will be irtcrea red.
q H.. n
You win never prevent matrin,ony being
a lottery. Take your ticket end-your
chance.
After ALL matrimony IS like mushroom,
The cnly way TO ascertain whether It .s
the genuine article or poison you have got
IL to swallow it-and wait.
Copyright 1910. by ". L.. Hearst Great Britain,
rights reserved.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-03-01
facts of nslncerl,y are outwnrdly present and e1-

facts of insncerty are outwardly present and e1-
lstent.
His hypocrisy consists in going half the length Of
an honest purpose. and arriving ut nothing. 1t is
double Hypocrisy, since he decrvps himself WE'LL
BY his protesatons In tho nature of "stnr" per-
forn.ances he satisfies his convictions. the demands
Of conscieLce II IN thus bar to genuine effort. The
repeated failures Of lukewarmness act deterrent
upon Others and retart Il general movement toward
reform In politics. 1t Is hypacrsy Of attitude 1t Is hy
pocrsy of shortslghtrdncss and ignorance rather
than OF intent: unconscious but real than that
of the good fellow practical ward politician.
When he really undertakes to reform the politics
Of the pro!etarlat, the reformer will fight tho devil
with fire. He viii come Off his pedestal and descend
TO the humane weapons of the ward There Is
nothing morally wrong IN kindness, generosity,
warmth and goodfe!lowship employed for rights
sake They are not beneath the use Of any man who
earnestly seeks the beterment Of political conditions
They do not necessarily tend to degrade the exercise
of suffrage. some people urge. They are weapons
In the hands OF the true political missionary.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-03-01

howis so when his friends come that the;,
soon leave.
IL also induces lis wifi. to believe she is
1il-used, and when the man takes refuge in
the corner saloon or any other 1ife-savinss
station. IL tracks him down and fills wifey
with dark suspicion
The chief characteristic of the Moth.r.,n.
Law is its inability TO let people alone. Il
can no more see "A man and wife happily
going their own way IN peace without
wanting TO throw q bomb in between them
than dog can see horse grazing in q
meadow without swapping at its heels
This Is not Intentional mischief. It Is f,,st
the nature Of the beast and il can't help Il.
Ii is built that way. with an Unsuitable
mania Tor Quitting into affairs where it is
not wanted. No man can hope to run his
house or play anything but second fiddle
VINO keeps a Mother-in-Law on the prem-
ises
As may be supposed. knowing the danger
10 which they will be exposed and seeing
the fell fate that has befallen their friends.
no man desires TO have such a household
pet. but So crafty and foxy Is the Mother.
in-Law that it comes upon him unaware.
and the first thing he knows one Of these
creatures Is inalienably attached to his es.
tablishment
A great many men are aSle by strenuous
labor to keep the wolf from the door. but
comparatively few are ever able to fight
off a Mother-in-Law
Let 1t not be thought. however that this
bloodthirsty animal has been made in vain. ]
Not without reason Is it weI-called thS
Watch Dog of Monogamy. for no man has
such horror of polygamy as one who las
Aother-in-Law forever at his heels.
New York has an excellent collection oe
this interesting animal. but those who de-.
sire 10 see the Real Thing should visit q
small New England town and observe thu.
habits of Mother-in-I4aw with 4 cofsSi
t. ,Gogyrsht ,G, 1903 by W. r Hearst Great Brit.
The St. Louis Republic., 1903-03-01

that because Of its mania for putting it,
finger in everybOdy's pie e pertains to the
gems femipis intermedIix. while others hold
that it's arbitrary temper and determination
TO rule the roost indicate that II iS a species
OF the genus rem'nis henptckus.
An eminent authority, however, advances
thesaopinion tha:, while both Of these the
f"ries are true. they do not go far enough,
and that the Mother-in-Law Is perhaps the
finest specimen extant of the genus feminlS
stirrup troubibus
In appearance this strange animal Is that
Is described hard-feat tured. being partic
ularly noticeable for the set of its jaw and
the fact that 1t presents. from every aspect
an unyielding appearance.
1t Is generally OF u black color and It
bristles with bundles as a p0rcupine does
with quilts. Its voice IL also OF a particu-
larly grating and harsh quality and has the
extraordinary power OF affecting mems
nerves SO 1t drives them to drink
Anatomsts tell US that no other animal
IL SO strangely and wonderful constructed
as the Mother-in-Law. II is believed TO
have tongue even longer than the Old
Maids. and with more action te it. Like
Argus. 1t possesses eyes in the back OF its
head. and has nose that scents a High
Ball on mans breath block off. 1t
likewise Is gifted with the most extraordi-
nary staying powers.
In Its habits Ii Is most interesting As
soon as a man is married and costly settled
in his little home, 1t is the custom CT this
RELENTLESS creature TO descend upon him and
begin to nag him. Up to the time OF its ar
rival married life has been a dream.
WHEY thought 1t all right for hubby to
smoke In the parlor. have his glass Of
Scotch at home and few friends in FOR
little game. but the minute the Mother-in-
Law comes upon the scene all that is
changed. 1t establishes itself like a dragon
on the hearth, and gi---.is at him every
time he lights cigar. At. snaps at him
NheheVer he takes ANYTHING to drink and