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The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
JUST WHAT TlLLmAN WANTED

How Senator Depew Stole South Caro-
lima Statesman's Thunder.
Senator Depew wanted to break into
the Senate debate to continue his
speech on the statehood bill, but other
Senators were getting the floor. and
it looked as if it would be some time
before he would be successful
Meanwhile his stomach began to In.
form him that 1t was time to lunch
He called page to him and whis-
pered in his ear. The page disap-
peared, and Depew walked into the
marble room. A few minutes later
the page reappeared with tray load
ed down with four big ham sand
wiches. The Senator kept one eye
glued to an opening in one of the frost
ed glass doors of the Senate chamber,
while his right hand made sundry ex-
cursions to the vicinity of the platter
Had an opportunity occurred the
New Yorker would have left his lunch
unfinished, broken through the door
and demanded recognition. but as it
was he was left to conclude his little
feast without having TO interrupt
himself.
When he finally wiped his hands
scarcely a crumb was left of the four
sandwiches.
Later on. when Depew finally got
the floor. he talked pretty much about
everything except statehood. He spent
some time in wandering along the
banks of the Nile. Senator Tillman
had been waiting anxiously to make a
speech on the negro question, and on
re-entering the chamber after a brief
absence asked: What's Depew talk
ing on?"
Africa" said Senator Spooner
Why" replied Tillman, that's just
what | want to speak on."-Washing.
ton Correspondence Baltimore Herald
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
Not Gold Storaue,

In large uptown dry goods estab.
lishment recently one, seemingly in
authority, was haranguing a number
of clerks in decidedly forcible Ian.
guage. His indignation apparently
grew with expression, until he had
worked himself up into a towering
passion.
Who Is that Objectionable individ'
ual?" was asked by customer of one
Of the employees. ia4
oh, he is the head of the piece de
partment," was the answer.
Head Of the piece department." re
peated the customer. Great heavens! !!
should Judge by his excited condition
that he was better qualified to take
charge of the store rage."-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
Light Tha. Never Falls.

A Chicago inventor. Mr.. George n,
grady. claims to have discovered a
process OF manufacturing thirty.si,
candle-power light that will never No
out. While experimenting with photo
graphic chemicals four years ago Ma.
grady's attention was attracted by
glow in a small globe. The glow was
caused by a chemical which the in.
ventor keeps secret. Magrady en-
larged the glow and perfected the livh,
by placing 1t in an air-tight glass
He says there is no reason why the
light will not remain brilliant forever
If 1t is not broken. A company has
been formed to manufacture the lights
in numerous sizes. A patent hood flts
over the globe and covers It complete
ly when the light is not needed.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
To Honor Pjoneer,, M.uo.v

In accordance with the will of JET.
ferson Kearny Clark. who died in st.
Louis four years age. handsome
monument is to be erected In Belle
fontaine cemetery in that city to per-
petuate the fame of his father, Gen.
William Clark. the northwestern pio-
neer. The monument will overlook
the Mississippi river At the point
where Gen. Clark and Meriwether
Lewis debarked from their celebrated
exploring trip to the mouth Of the
Columbia river. tFiHfa
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
LIFE IN A RuT.
Writer Shows How the Judgment
Will Become Impaired.

Writer Shows How the Judgment
Will Become Impaired.
One of the serious features of life
in rut is the fact that Judgment is
impaired. Allowing the mind always
to dwell upon one subject and keep
ing the attention always fixed in one
direction destroys the power to draw
correct conclusions and lead to the
adoption of distorted and peculiar
ideas. The sense of proportion is
lost They who always labor can
have no true judgment" says Burke.
Those who get deeply fixed in rut
almost always become more or less
queer as they grow older This
impairment of the Judgment and one
sided way of looking at things lead
to the adoption of hobbies and weird
and extreme doctrines. This is one of
the reasons for the prevalence of
isms and queer theories. Many of
those who adopt them, even though
successful in business or professional
life, have lived so long in limited
or restricted channels that their
judgment in matters outside becomes
impaired. Their views are narrow
and restricted and their lives run
along single channel. If by chance
they make an excursion outside of It,
their knowledge of the country is SO
limited that they are apt to get lost,
and either become mired in some bog
of superstition or are taken in by
some community of fanatics
Worlds Work.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
Queer Lot Of Names.

Thomas f. Drake is about to give
up his position as superintendent OF
the insurance department In the Dis.
trcit of Columbia government. By
doing so he will break up a combina.
ton OF names which has furnished
unending food for amusing comment.
But four persons are connected with
the insurance department and these
are their names: Thomas e. Drake.
superintendent; Raymond Tongue.
chief clerk; Daniel Curry, examin.
er; Ross Fish, assistant clerk.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
The EouR.rRAck NEws

When the different members of the
editors family ask. why don't The
Four-Track News Gomez" 1t is getting
to be like Castoria, even the children
cry for It," and this tells the story.
1t Is the most interesting publication
that comes in our exchanges, and the
reason is easily told. Mr.. Geo. Fl.
Daniels. the General Passenger Agent.
who has charge OF 1t, has the "Carne.
gle faculty" of getting good men
around him, who know their business.
and the result is that In everything
the publication department OF the New
York Central distributes II is AL
right. IN. " Journal.
The subscription price of The
Four-Track News" Is SO cents per
year. A sample copy will be sent free
for cents by Geo. II. Daniels, Gener-
al Passenger Agent. New York Cen
trail & Hudson River Railroad, Grand
Central Station, New York.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

OIL magrates live on the fat OF the
land.
A mans best capital is his ability
and willingness to work.
Some men seem to have been born
asleep and forgot to wake up.
A terrible example is the first one
school boy encounters In his book.
The safest time to monkey with the
stock market is on Sundays and holi-
days.
One great source OF trouble is that
most people talk faster than they can
think.
The man VINO jumps from a rapidly
moving train usually travels on his
cheek.
Nothing pleases a busy man more
than to set two chronic bores to bor-
ing each other.
The greatest objection to cheap
clothes is that they usually make the
wearer feel the same way.
In an argument the long-winded man
succeeds either in convincing his oppo-
nent or in making him tired.
There's probably nothing on earth
that can get so badly stuck on itself
as a sheet of postage stamps.
The first week a girl wears an en-
gagement ring she invariably forsets
her gloves when she goes out.
There are two classes of men in the
world-those who make fools OF them
selves and those who don't have to.
What a delightful old world this
would be If all men were as perfect
as they think their neighbors should
be!
The average man finds it easier to
keep his enemies down than to keep
his fool friends from getting him down.
Chicago News.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

The plans OF Emperor William of
Germany TO visit the aged King
Christian of Denmark upon his
eightyflfth birthday. has given new
life to the rumor tina. = match is in
tended between the Crown Prince
and Princess Alexandra of Cumber-
land, a granddaughter of King Chris
tian.
This rumor started several months
ago when the emperor gave orders to
have the royal palace at Hanover
fixed up for the use c' his oldest son.
Princess Alexandra is the second
daughter of the Duke and Duchess of
Cumberland. who was Princess Thyra
of Denmark. She was torn in 1882.
Her older sister married Prince
Maximilian of Baden.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
Working Under Difficulties.

While building part OF the new 81
berian railway the men had often IN
carry their food with them, and some
times had to be lowered in baskets
in order to prepare the track. In
draining a bog sixty miles wide. both
engineers and men had for some tim,.
to live in huts built on niies. whio,
could be approached only in boats
Mosquitoes were SO plentiful that tho
workmen had to wear inashs. oI whr.,
1000 were bought for the purpose
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

If the proposed union of the Prin-
cess with the Crown Prince should
be brought about by the efforts of
the Kaiser, she will become the next
empress of Germany
1t is known that the emperor Is
very anxious for reconciliation with
the Duke of Cumberland. who is the
head of the Guelphs and the heir to
the old kingdom of Hanover, but 1t
is not thought that the duke is over
anxious to become the father-in-law
of the future Kaiser
1t is then very plausible that
Emperor William will try to influence
nm through the King of Denmark,
whom he may win over by promising
a more liberal treatment of the Danes
in SchleS wig
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

To the housewife who mas not yet
become acquainted with the new
things of everyday use in the market
and who is reasonably satisfied with
this cid, we would suggest that trial
of Defiance Cold Water Starch be
made at once. Not alone because 1t
is guaranteed by the manufacturers
to be superior to any other brand
but because each l0c package con-
tains 16 ozs., while all the other kinds
contain but 12 ozs. 1t is safe to say
that the lady who once uses Defiance
Starch will use no other. Quality
and quantity must win.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
"a BABY"

A genie Of the ring.
Much cry and little wool.
A special pink edition"
Pandora's box--unopened.
A "star" in the milky way"
Pace-maker and peace-breaker.
An absolute monarch whose reign Is
short.
A soft tie that never goes out Of
fashion.
One of the dearest items in human
existence.
A musical box with many notes but
few stops.
Heavens mite" dropped into earth's
treasury"
A small gun making a great noise
in the world.
A little fact about which there is
much fiction.
An opening bud that often needs
shutting up
Generally the first instalment Of a
popular serial.
An invention for keeping people
awake at night.
Sometimes crying shame, more oft
the much-desired.
A captured sunbeam which some
times makes shine"
A pocketbook edition of humanity,
considered a bowling success.
A mite which accumulates greater
interest than many sovereisns.
The general appendix to the Mar
riage Service. The postscript Of Love.
A great company promoter. A re-
ceipt from Nature signed and seated
by Love.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
CAREFULLY THOUGHT OUT.

Keep an eye on the man who boasts
of his honesty
Some peoples knowledge consists
mostly of things they shouldn't know.
oyster there comes an opening when
least expected.
Whenever woman makes a conf.
dRnt Of man she has an ak to grind
and wants him to turn the grind
stone.
The unexpected happens much less
frequently than the expected fails to
happen.
There ia. once q man who admit.
ted there we're others as smart as
himself-bvt he died before the food.
Nothing annoys the youth with a
bunch Of keys at the end of his watch
chain like being asked what time
1t Is.
1t takes a cold snap to get the drop
on thermometer.
Love in cottage doesn't have q jan.
itor to contend with.
The only real difference between
men and women is that men have to
die before they break into the angel
class.
A Texas man with seven wives has
Just been sent to the penitentiary.
Occasionally the law helps . man out
Of bad scrape.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

ASK Your Dealer For Aliens Foot-Easc.
A powder. 1t rests the feet. Cures Corns,
Bunions, Swollen. Sore, Hot. Gallons, Aching,
Sweating Feet and lngrowing Nails. Aliens
Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. At
all Druggists and Shoe stores, rs cents. Ac-
cept no substitute Sample mailed FREE
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeIloy, N. Y.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Don't you think that elections could
be conducted without the use of money!
OF course they could" answered Senator
Sorghum. but II would be impossible TO
guarantee the result"
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
NEXT MORNING PHILOSOPHER.

Your share of the world is too
small TO be unduly proud of.
When a man does mean thing he
generally has an excuse handy to
offer for it.
No one but a fool experiments
more than once with the kicking
qualities of mule.
The man who has no command
over himself should not aspire to
command over others.
A woman's tongue does not always
run In her own family; quite as fire.
quently it runs in other families.
Howsoever it might have been in
the beginning, it cannot be said now
that every man carries the image of
the Maker.
While it can hardly be said that
the man who suffers most enjoys
most, he certainly has the finest ap-
probation of his enjoyments.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
PLImLEY A UNION VETERAN.
Gallant in Army and Author of Postal
Improvement.

Major William Plimley, who was
appointed subtreasurer at New York
few days ago, is G3 years old. He
served on the union side in the civil
war, rising from the ranks until he
received the brevet of major for con-
spicuous bravery before Petersburg.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Mamma-Tell me why you dislike
your new doll, darling? Little Elsie
Cause she's like Aunt Jane: her COM
plexion rubs on
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

While in the New York postofflce he
distinguished himself by introducing
the international money order sys-
tenn. In 1895 he was appointed com.
missioner Of jurors for New York,
later becoming chief clerk to the
bureau Of elections.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

What" asked the pessimist. has be-
come of all the old-fashloned girls?"
The majority of them rejoined the op-
tiinist. are happy wives and mothers at
this stage of the game"
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
GlLLY'S BEEATTITooDS.

gilLY'S BEEATTlTOoDS
Blessud ar thee nigrows, for the scot
don't sho on their faices.
Blessud IL thee sick mann, for hee
don't haf to doc emmy work
Blessud IL thee snaik. for 1t don't
have emmy corns onn it's feat.
Blessud IL thee cote, for hee Cont
haf to have hiz whiskurz shaved. :.
Blessud liz the kandydate, for hee
don't haf too smoak hiz own sigars
Blessud IL thee lain mann, for pee.
pie can't tell when he IL stagguring
Blessur IL thee graite common peo-
pie, for thee kandydates awl luve um
like sixty
Blessud IL thee mann with a short
throte, for lit lint soc bad when lit
gets soar.
Blessud ar thee people in the daffy-.
house, for they don't haf too goe too
sosiety funkshuns.
Blessud ar thee poor, for they doc
mott haf too deny themseslfs s.raw-
berries during Lent.
Blessud IL the mann with a larg
family, for hee haz thee prase of
Prezydunt Roosevelt and Prezydunt
Elicit
Blessud IL thee monkey, bekaws lit
lint baboon.-"Willie Smartweed"
in Chicago American.
THE AMATEUR PHILOSOPHER.
Fools seldom ask for other peo.
pies opinions.
Hard work isn't necessarily good
work. but it makes idleness ashamed
of itself
II mule ever amounted In any,
thing his stubbornness would prob-
ably be referred to as force of char.
acter.
The pious man who hopes there
will be hereafter so that the wicked
may receive punishment is in for a
sad surprise II people do wake I'm on
the other side.
SNAP SHOTS FROM SIOUX CITY
restaurant pancake, like a sub.
scription paper, has two sides to 1t.
A bachelor Is man who disparages
the frugality of women in self.de-
fense.
The humane man when he craw,s
between his blankets on a cold night
will make sure that he did not leave
the barn door open.
An orator in action generally ra-
grets that he did not dress for the
occasion.
The sensible chicken will not crow
over low thermometer.
The best way to get at a mans
pocketbook IL first to get his opinion.
Much Of folly is reported Of tho
groundhog. but there is reason for
saying that he does not chase shadows
to the abuse Of confidence in his hole.
Sioux City Journal
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Nothing is less our power than the
heart, and far from commanding we
are forced to obey it-Rosseau.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

He is rich who is content with the
least, for content is the wealth of ma
ture.-Socrates.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Individuality is everywhere to be
spared and respected as the root of
everything good.-Richter.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

1T beats all how good cigar You can
buy for cents II you buy the right brand
Try "Bullhead."
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Blessud IL thee monkey, bekaws itt
lint a baboon.-"Willie Smartweed'
in Chicago American.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

The pious man who hopes there
Will be hereafter so that the wicked
may receive punishment is in for 8
sad surprise If people do wake up OF
the other side.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

The highest genius is willingness
and ability to do hard work.-R S. Nc
Arthur.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Hard work isn't necessarily good
work, but it makes idleness ashamed
of itself
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Blessud IL the mann with a lare
family, for hee haz thee prase OF
Prezydunt Roosevelt and Prezydunt
Eliot.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

If mule ever amounted to any
thing his stubbornness would prob
ably be referred to as force of char
acter.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
BITS OF PHILOSOPHY.

Sloth makes all things difficult. but
industry all things easy.-Franklin.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
THE AMATEUR PHILOSOPHER.

Fools seldom ask for other peo
pies opinions.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Blessud IL thee cote, for hee Cont
haf to have hiz whiskurz shaved.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Keep an eye on the man who boasts
of his honesty.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Blessud ar thee poor, for they doc
mott haf too deny theinseslfs s.raw
berries during Lent.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Blessud IL the kandydate, for hee
don't haf too smoak hiz own sigars
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

The sensible chicken will not CROW
over low thermometer.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

An orator in action generally r,
grets that he did not dress for th
occasion.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

The best way to get at a mans
pocketbook IL first to get his opinion.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

OH masnates live on the fat of the
land.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Much Of folly is reported Of the
groundhog. but there is reason for
saying that he does not chase shadows
to the abuse Of confidence in his hole.
Sioux City Journal
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Blessud ar thee nigrows, for the sco
don't sho on their faices.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

The humane man when he crawls
between his blankets on cold night
VIII make sure that he did not leave
the barn door open.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Some peoples knowledge consist
mostly of things they shouldn't know
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

The only real difference between
men and women is that men have to
die before they break into the angel
class.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

A bachelor is man who disparaget
the frugality of women in self-de
fense.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Blessud IL thee lain mann, for pee
pie can't tell when he IL stagguring.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

A mans best capital is his ability
and willingness to work.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

A Texas man with seven wives has
iust been sent to the penitentiary.
Occasionally the law helps man out
Of . bad scrape.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Your share of the world is to
small TO be unduly proud of.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Blessud IL thee snaik. for 1t don
have emmy corns onn its feat.
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27
SNAP SHOTS FROM SIOUX CITY.

A restaurant pancake. like a sui
scription paper, has two sides to It,
The Dolores star., 1903-03-27

Some men seem to have been born
asleep and forgot to wake up.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-10-08

Mrs. w. w. Goodale has gone to
Japan for a two months trip.
The stock books of the Hawaiian Ag-
ricultural co. will be closed to trans
fers from the 10th to the 18th inclusive.
Mrs. Francis w. Smith, who returned
from the East this week, will receive
her friends Friday afternoon at the
Alexander Young hotel.
While you can't use foot ball sup
plies there are other things you will re-
quire to visit Mokuaweoweo, and we
have them. Pearson, Potter Co., Ltd.
n. S. Sachs Dry Goods Co. invites the
ladies of Honolulu to attend their
grand autumn opening of millinery
goods on Monday, Tuesday and We'd
nesday of next week.
Anti-Grippe Tablets will prevent
dengue if taken in time. They cure
colds and grippe and should be in ev-
cry medicine chest. Sold by Hebron
Drug Co., Ehlers' Block.
THE Light That Never Fails" is the
Angle lamp. 1t uses ordinary kero-
sene oil. No disappointment but a re-
lief from all light troubles. Dimond &
Co. have fVll line 10 select from.
The French cruiser Protet will be
opened to the public sunday afternoon.
Young Brothers will carry visitors to
the vessel from the Queen street land
ing for twenty-five cents for the round
trip.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-10-08
NE|LLS COMING
IN DECEMBER
THE POPULAR DRAMATIC OR
WITH A SPLENDID REPERTORY.

Honolulu is to have another season
of high class legitimate drama. The
James Neill Company which has been
here twice and played to successful
business each time, will come again to
open at the Hawaiian Opera House in
December.
In the company are both Neill and
his wife, and some of the old favorites
OF course there have been many
changes in the personnel of the COM
pany since it was last here, but the
company is strong one with capable
people for all the parts.
The company is now under the di-
rection of Mr.. Wilkinson Charles
Astor Parker so long the director of
the company is no longer with it,
though still interested with Neill in
thea trical ventures. Neill and Moros-
co have q theatrical organization which
includes two or three companies play
ing some of the principal minor cir
cults in the west and Mr.. Parker is
devoting his effort to the direction of
these.
The Neill company will come here
in December with a splendid repertory
of new and successful plays. This re-
pertory includes THE Christian Con
querors," Fool of Fortune" Ticket
of Leave Man." "Puddenhead Wilson"
RED Knight" "Starbucks," Content
ed Woman" Gentleman of France"
Little Minister" Cowboy and Lady"
prince Karl" Under the Red Robe"
Janice Meredith" I'm the Palace of
the King" THE Honorable John
Grigsby."
The Neill Company is now playing a
very successful engagement in San
Francisco. The company very lately
played a long and successful engage
ment at Los Angeles, and then went on
tour through Montana, Idaho and the
mountain region. From there the
company went to San Francisco, where
it is now The season here will begin
in December.