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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-11

When Cupid makes a match up in
Iibertyville he not only marries the
happy swain to a beautiful and ac-
complished young woman, but he pro-
vides a never ending patronage to
whatever business the husband may be
following.
The next day after 1 was married."
said the young editor of the local pa
per, Il discovered that was related to
three quarters of my subscription list.
They would come in in droveS, enter
the office wearing the regular relation
ship smile, pull out fat pocketbooks,
and, before 1 knew where 1 was at,
they'd all begin talking at once, say
ing: We'll, cousin, now that you are in
the family, we'll renew our subscription
for good long SPELL"
The people who settled Libertyville
way back in the '40s believed in mar
rying at home to an extent found
among the settlers of no other settle
ment in Northern Illinois perhaps.
They married and intermarried until
the greater proportion of them went
about calling each other uncle, aunt or
cousin.
Marriage Means Success.
When stranger goes to Libertyville
and settles down in business, trade is
slow until he marries, and then the tide
- OAi bllC 4lONs w nell the dOOr OIL MS
store or office opens in the morning
he's safe in saying, Hello, Uncle John"
even before he looks up from his work,
and turns to grasp the hand of a sub
stantial patron-in-law.
It's worth While, now, to marry in
Libertyville, because marriages, if it is
to one of Libertyville's daughters,
means business, and business is good
in what is now one of the most. valued
Of A
one would have to listen and feel
around long time to detect a single
commercial gasp of the town. Liberty
vile was so dead that it was all but
buried. Then, for many moons, it con-
trlVed to exist on the stub end of a milk
route out of Chicago.
Still later the Chicago, Milwaukee &
st. Paul road extended the spur from
LlbertyVille to Madison, and placed
Libertyville on what has become one
OF the most important branches of the
big system. Then the town began TO
get a growth that threatened to annex
1t to Lake Bluff and Waukegan. Now
II is connected with Chicago by the
building of an extension of the Chi
cago and Milwaukee electric railway
from Lake Bluff and Waukegan to Lib
ertyVille. and next week work will be
commenced on survey of the line
farther west Fine brick business
blocks have been built, and some of the
most attractive dwellings that have
been erected near Chicago are now
4ouhu on spacious, well kept lawns
Loses County Seat; Changes Name:
LlbertyVilIe was settled by Yankees
who came from New York, Massachu-
sets and Vermont. They took up land
that Is now considered the best in the
state and is watered by the Desplaines
river, which flows about a half mile
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-11
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Office sa2 Robert st. phone 4so.

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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-11
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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-11
AVERAGE LEASE OF
LIFE GROWS LONGER
Charlton T. Lewis Discusses a FascInat-
ing Subj ect.

Charlton 7. Lewis Discusses a Fascinat-
ing Subject.
The average chance of living is always
a fascinating subject for discussion,
scientific or other.
Charlton T. Lewis, who adds to great
technial skill broad philosophical turn
of mind, called attention to the fact that
the average term of life had been in
creased rather by prolonging the life of
the weak than by adding to the vitality
of the strong, and he minated that it
was open to doubt whether the saving of
the weak compensated for diminution in
the vitality of the strong. We do not
know that science has yet established the
conclusion that the vitality of the strong
is really diminished. If it be not. if the
strong are as strong as ever, and those
who formerly We're weak are stronger
then it is hardly an open question whether
the race has advanced. Almost any one,
under these conditions, would think it
had.
The change, whatever it is, that has
taken place Mr. Lewis attributes to i'm
provements in the prevention and in the
treatment of disease. to better sanitation
and better medical treatment. Undoubt-
edly one of the most marked effects Of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-11
Farley Released on Ban

DETROIT, Mich Oct. 10.-Edwara r
Farley. who was held for trial on u the
eRfa scg of ringing today furnished bail
or $1,000 and was released from the co,,Dt,
jail. to appear for trial Jan 10. --''
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-11
. a ~@~@~S~~ Housefmnishing
y gOV %AIIROH31C6n Company 81 ~
"a St. Paul

confers certain dignity upon a criminal.
who is not little proud of acquaintance
with this. the latest fashionable resort
Of his profession
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-11
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

Union Depot, SibIey Street.
Trains leave and arrive at st. Paul
az follows:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-10-11

ak. Sun. bEx. Sat-
cEx. Mon. Others Daily.
Chicago. MIL. Madison =. i.
Chicago Atlantic Express" .
Chicago Fast Mail" -. =.
Northwestern Limited
Chicago. NIL. Madison.
Wausau. F. du Lac. Green Bal
Duluth. Superior. Ashland -.
Twilight Limited /
Duluth. Superior. Ashland. I
Huron, Redfield. Pierre :.
Sioux City. Omaha, Kan. CltI
Dos Moinss, Web. CT, Algon:
Omaha Limited I
Su. City. Omaha. Kan. City (
Sioux Falls, Mitchell. Redfisld
Dos Molnes, Mitchell. SuFalls
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-01-17

Did you ever stop 10 ASK yourself or
your knowing friend the meaning of
The" in the place named The Haguet
II you are looking for something that
viii knock the above mentioned know
lng friend of his feet. just ask him the
significance Of the three letters quoted
When he fails TO answer the question.
tell him that the The rs it occurs in
the Instance cited is simply the angli-
cizcd form Of the Dutch word IS Ora
yenhaaz' or IS Grayeuhazc," either OF
which in the Dutch language means
"thc counts hedge or the counts
grove or woods
Originally the location now occupied
10y the city of The Hague was the
hunting grounds OF the counts Of Hol-
land. About the year l2iO Il palace
was built in the grove. Presently
village sprang up around the palace
still il was called "fhn Counts Hedge"
and finally and lastly large city
which in the Dutch language has its
original Specification. but which in
modern parIdncr has been cvolutcd
into The Hague"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-01-17
WHEN JONES
ROSE UP
BY James Martin

Jones had given himself away as n
Yankee the instant he landed in Eng.
land, and he had left broad trail be.
hind him as he slowly Travelled about
and finally brought up In a town IN
Belgium. Whenever he could find n
listener, whether on train. steamer or
at the dinner table. he begnn with the
battle Of Lexington and brought the
glorious Yankee nation down to the
battle Of Santiago lie spared no onc's
feelings IN telling his story: but, on the
contrary. he did not claim any parIc.
ular credit for the Jones family lie
could Just as well have declared that
General Jones was In command al
Bunker Hin, but he modcstly kept the
family In the background.
Then Jones made odiOuS comparisons
AZ he Travelled. Everything IN the Enc
Of trains. scenery, hotels. public works,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-01-17

planned. Jones must take a midnight
hit or stop his btag. But there was no
shake in his IuiCe as he bowed all
around and replied:
"My compliments, gentlemen, aud
will be on time The Jones family may
have cheated IN horse trade, but they
are not liars rise to the occasion
that is. | viii rise two hours earlier
than usual tomorrow morning
IT had been up 70 Jones aud Jones
had been equal to the occasion. The
.conspirutOrs were nuuplusrd. 1t might
be- however, that Jones acceptance OF
the challenge was simply n hlur on his
part. ana meeting place was duly
arranged aud seconds chosen
It was given out for Jones benefit
that the German was skilled swords
man who would Kill him after three or
four passes. but be went to bed whls
tling Yankee Doodle and They
couldn't make him out He was up
half nm hour alal of a call next morn
ing. ana There was general aslonIsh.
mcut at the hrarDuoss Of ms appetite
ana his Ionu1r drm"an"r
Il never let anything interfere with
my breakfast gentlemen hr eS
piancd and / autic,put" u good time
hghtug thl, duel II must hr better
than going to q circus.
When Jones arrived on the ground,
he was DoDd That ma ample apology
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-01-17

In one Of Theodore Hook = stories the
bridegroom, departing with his bride
for their honeymoon. is disturbed by n
continual tapping on the floor of the
post Chase 1t begins to bother him cN.
cecdmgly. What the deuce is that
noise at last he mutterS 1t is moth
ing darling answers the bride sweet
ly. ut is only my wooden leg" only
that and nothing more She had got
accustomed to II from long use. but the
information put him out exceedingly
and caused a coolnrss which was per
mancnt
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-01-17


etc, played second fiddle to what he
could point out AT home In Paris
where lac got into row with his land
lord over his bill and was taken tc
court and fined 10 francs. he had tie
hardihoud 10 observe that police
Judge in the States would have mad,
IN all day ease aud SO hnc out Of IT,
He hadn't talked himself out when
he reached belgium, Even before he
had registered be said to The landlord
Your old hotel here Is ON the worst
site In town, and the men who built II
evidently thought II was intended for
a storehouse Lord. man, but you ought
10 see some of the hotels In America,
Why don't YOU run over there some
day and get a new idea or twU|'
There were French English aud
German tourists stopping AT the hotel
Some had encountered Jones before
white all Ind heard Of him. They de.
termincd to put mp IL Job that should
lay the huuStCr low.
One afternoon, as he sut alone on the
veranda wondering why the United
Statca had not absorbed belgium aud
torch, IN. horhors now :, yhr ,,,,
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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-01-17

al had a unique but tantalizing ex-
perieuce the other day" said a clerk
who works in hair store. ~ man
came into our place and asked to look
at some false boards OF course he was
accommodated and lie spent over an
hour going over the lot, trying them on
and examining himself in a glass. He
took up my time, and after he had eX-
amined everything in that line in the
store he thanked me ana said he was
considering whether TO raise Il beard or
not and wished to see how he would
look in the different styles
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-01-17
4 witty Retort.

As is generally the ease with people
who have nothing to say worth hear
Ing, Connected drummer talked a
great deal. to the evident disgust Of Il
number of his drummer friends who
were dining at a country hotel. When
cheese was served it was of a decided
lively" brand, much to the delight Of
the irrepressible. He attacked it with
great gustu, remarking, I'm like Sam
son, staying them by the thousand!'
Yes, replied quick witted diner at
the end of the table, and with the
same weapon too"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-01-17

STATE OF WISCONSIN .,......
Douglas County. IN 'iFrnlt court


"
John Fred Bishoh and Mary ! uui,c BissG,
his wife, Grace T.. pattison The Bank of su-
p"rior, corporation organized and existing
under the laws of Wisconsin. aud Henry :
Butler a. receiver thereof Il. T. CuIbertson
The Michigan stove company corporation
. organized and existing under the laws Of the
state II Michigan, The Illinois Pure ALUMNI
mum Company II corporation organized and
eA,sting under The laws of the stale of hi
nois The clifton Springs Manufacturing Com
ihny, a corporation organized and existing
nndci the laws of the State Of Sew YORK and
the unknown assignee or receiver of the prop
corporation organized aud existing under the
laws OF the stat of Ohio Joseph Rock the estate
Of +. u. Bcckwith deceased, and The unknown
/ legal representatives,, executors or admins
tra,urs thereof The Commercial Bank of St
Paul, Minnesota, and the unknown assignee or
receiver OF the property of that concern; The
Bank of commerce, u corporation existing
under the laws Of the -tate OF Wisconsin: The
superior Trust Company, corporation existing
under the IL OF the state of Wisconsin. sophia
r. Perry, and Jacob RiuerCr. Dcfeudar Is.
Whereas, judgment OF foreclosure vas entered
in the above entitled action in the court
aforesaid in favor Of the plaulihand against the
above named defendants. ON the 18TH day of
November 1891. for the sum of sixteen Hundred
and Firy-cight Dollars aud Ninety-hye Gents.
and il was therein orde ed that unless the
premises hereinafter mentioned " ere redeemed
.hercfrom withh one year that they be- sold %
satisfy the said Judgment
4.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-01-17

II this free people. il this government
Itself is ever utterly domorulized. 1t
will come from this human wrigglc and
struggle for office that is. way To
live without work Lincoln
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1903-01-17

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In addition to news, it publishes
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Ibricr-a, u "rh E,ii,ion.

THE NEW YORK WORLI
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The -,r-zt vW3%aly E.oa
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-01-13
NAVAL ACADEMY SLANG.
Localisms Which One Hears Middies
Use at Annapolis.

From the New York Tribune
Slang among college men, slang among
street gamins and slang in society has been
referred to and the terms quoted in public
print, but there are slang terms at the Ma
val Academy at Annapolis which have not
yet, and probably never will, become COM
mon property. However, the dignity of the
future admirals of the navy will not per-
nit of it being called slang" therefore 1t
is known only as Annapolis localisms"
Here are a few of the '1ocalisms' of the
"middies:''
The yacht" is the training ship en-
ployed for summer cruises and for winter
drills; the brig is that part of the berth
deck where the ''plebes'' are sent for light
punishment, such as for smoking, drinking,
splitting on the floor or deck, taking French
leave" playing a little quiet game and
getting caught at it, ETC. Each ship In
commission also has a brig" to which
only the sailors to be punished may be
sent. the officers being confined to their
rooms when under punishment. To shake
a leg means ITO get a move on" to hurry.
To be projected" or hung on the Christ
mas tree, Is to be posted for low mark;
sat and 'unsat'. are short for satisfac-
chemistry: sup is nice, Holy joe refers
to the chaplain, and "holystoning'' the
decks applies to the use Of big block of
sandstone. with rope or toggle at each
to scrub the decks white on every Sunday
morning, or when the President Of the
United States or some high official is ex-
pected to visit the ship: grub" signifies
food and regular meals; salt horse is the
Designating term for salt beef: "plumduff'
means a sort Of rolypoly pudding, a mix
ture Of dough without shortening. and
through which, If one wants to stop to in
vestigate, may be found here and there a
raisin: "Spuds' means pota toes; tag ends"
is the name of a book of jokes published at
the Naval Academy few years ago: bin
nacle list" is the list of sick made out by
the surgeon each morning after he has in
spected and examined the tongues and
pulses of those who complain of a pain in
the back, sick headache or a touch Of ma
laria.
That it is best to be careful and discreet
in the use of Annapolis localisms' when
in public Is shown by an instance of mid
shipman who received leave for few days
some time ago. Stopping at a restaurant.
the young officer said to the waitress who
appeared at his table that he would have
some .'spuds' with his ham and eggs. and
when she hesitated to catch the meaning of
the latter part of the order he sputte cred
out: Come. now: shake a leg" She did
hurry, but to make a complaint of this APP
parent rudeness to the proprietor. and the
next moment the "bouncer'' Of the cafe
was giving the middle lift out Of the
door,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-01-13
Appreciated Abroad.
From the London Gardeners Magazine.

Fr0m the IloHuUH UHrueHtI -Hd61Lfue'
Much as we may regret the necessity that
exists for our great dependence on other
countries for supplies of fruit. it Is never
theless dif1lcult to find fault with some i'm
portations of plums from California that
have come to hand since our own supplies
have ceased. Good-sized black oval plums,
coated with bloom, packed On end, in three
layers, in square chip baskets or punnets,
are now sold at shops at 3hd. per pound.
The plums are free-stone and quite nice to
eat. Why do we 80 constantly leave to the
foreigner the best methods Of packing while
we learn nothing? Even the lessons of the
packing classes at the Crystal Palace fruit
show are lost. for the growers themselves
never send fruit to market as shown.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-01-13
POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.

E. 8. RANDALL POTOMAC RIVER LINE co.
DAILY STEAMERS FOR RIVER LANDINGS.
Monday and Wednesday at pm. for river land
ings to Colonial Beach, Colton's and landings in
Wicomico river and Nomini creek, Va. SATURDAYS
at an for Colonial Beach and intermediate
landings, and Bushwood, Rock Point, Colton's
Currioman and landings in Nomini creek.
Landings will also be made at Chapel Point
Saturdays down and Sundays up; In Lower Macho-
doc creek Wednesday down only.
UNITED STATES MAIL ROUTE,
WASHINGTON, d. c.. TO GLYMONT, ND.
and intermediate landings.
The STEAMER ESTELLE RANDALI-Daily ex-
cept Sunday, $3.50 am. Returning about $3.50 D. m.
Passenger accommodations frstclass. Freight re-
ceiyed until within a half hour of sailing
E. S. RANDALL, Manager. phone 1765. GEO.
o. CARPINTER, General Agent, Washington,
phone 1765. WM. NJ REARDON. Agent, Alex
andria. phone so. fe28- Is
THE WEEMS STEAMBOAT CO.
Potomac River Route-Winter Schedule.
On and after December 25 the steamer Potomac
will leave 7th st. wharf every Thursday at 4 D. m,
for Baltimore and river landings. Returning, will
leave Baltimore every Tuesday at 5 pm, arriving
in Washington early Thursday morning. AL river
freight must be prepaid. Baltimore and Philadel.
phia freight solicited. Accommodation for passen-
gers strictly frst-class.
STEPHENSON & BRO, Agents
de30-tf12 Telephone Main 745
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-01-13
Mysteries Of English Law.

From Die Zeit. Vienna.
In English law courts too much distinc-
ton Is made between poor and wealthy par
ties. This state Of affairs is partly attrib-
utable to the want of a code of criminal
law and procedure. The mysteries OF the
law OF the English jurists of today are
what the mysteries OF theologtc dogma
were for priestcraft OF medtaeyal timeA
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-01-13
IL 'A THE PUBLIC IS THE JURY.

FOR SALE 80 .
THE PUBLIC IS THE JURY.
Ask any progressive WashingtOnian who is IA
milar with the wonderful growth Of the city In
the line of 18th, 14th and 18th streets northwest
whether or not property in this section, at North
Columbia Heights is both safe and profitable
investment. The public is the jury. Ask for
their verdict. Could any reference be fairer?
80 per cent of the real estate advertisements
fail to state the location of the property adver-
location Of property, and also invite the
closest Investigation possible, and it Is these
lines that we have sold 80 per cent OF the lots
The extension of 18th, 14th and 10th streets will
double the value of this property. 81 900, 900 has
already been approprfa ted for 18th street. and we
have every assurance that this Congress will pro-
vide for the extension of 18th and 14th streets
including the 14th street car line
North Columbia Heights sold in order to
settle the Heine estate. Will you be numbered
among the fortunate to secure more of the
Few remaining unsold lots? Did you invest In
Mount Pleasant when the lots were first offered
there! Delay now and you will miss even bet
ter opportunity as the city is growing faster now
In this section than before Remember
when the fool makes up his mind to buy the
market has gone by! No more lots to be had in
this locality when these are gone for less than
IS cents to 81 Acreage prices have advanced 20
to 100 per cent In the last year. After deducting
the necessary ground consumed in streets alleys
and Improvements, the new additions in this sec
square foot. Prices for the few remaining lots.
30 TO 35c. SO. IT. Terms, $50 to 500 cash !:
balance, SIS to $50 monthly. or one third cash
balance l. and years. per cent of for cash
For full particulars drop postal, telephone or
call for new 16-page illustrated booklet
,ps.n. VT. FuL Ens r. GORDON
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