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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18
FAMILY NAMES AND CREST
Black Hills r-"ple travel IN baudy
~rlerdor nile We set Along
With q Pullman.

IAez59qoi Pioneer Times Ia-
Hitcfsel} RspLb Jean s0sosin-
arasu6 tsro2gl the pzrasS- s1gJt Ey@
ALFRED tbtitty thatIgwnls. aud ssEs
Z Fgllu81 co3cb lead o. Mitchell
lte> lait lne c1la, oar 10 sge.25 tile
winter ~ tbe Psc u coast The
MINNEAPOLIS Tribune SaTs This : =
sign o prcsperltY which Vas non ~
.sidecce to 4 great sxte1t II p2sl
Years. bUs Is ~eKE9ct@3 ID become
quite popular henc@tortb- We'll
Well ae'-e glad 80 kc0w that "e
vouId have something Of the sme 10
sal Of Dzs6RcSd, were not Clr eli
gate 50 delicious that tEe Bills sie
seccaaiug coted as 4 winter -es0f-.
and .sysay ogr citizens would fee.
nightly ins8ISed were We 70 mention
that they Travelled in PGi!mars-
packed ike sardiDes. when as : usual
rning they travelled in their owe phi
vste car With the faulty aDe aod
sfess spieo6jdly embossed in gold al
sha sides OF the cars, aud these 81
sommon that OUT society editors often
emit to mention them but then you
fpyw We don t have to harvest boys
ano i8ouinr, our soil produces the
szs.. itself. II certainly gives Us
deep pleasure. however. &c know that
Mitchell is forging ahead With such
facilities Is she possesses. We are
sIears glad to extend encouragement
20 the poor. starved or struggling.
and should Mitchell be ambitious
and desire 20 travel iE real Northern
Hills STYLE We have several more fab-
4ioisiy rich gold MIN than We "a
eani;c comfortably without using
mere effort than we care to .eypend
On sHcG matters, that Mitchell may
en6pw herself with for a COmpaIa-
lively Slight recompense. Minneap0-
lis will be quite welcome also or any
Eso regard special PulImans as aught
besides sheer necessities, fol we-Uf
abe Hills have long since FORGOTTEN
30 CONSIDER q own cars a iuxuFy.
Our greatest difficulty lies In secur-
ing cars t0.conyev our gold to the
mills. We need another railroad or
two.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18
The Marriage Knot,

Few Of those who talk about the
marriage knot" realize that the knot
vas eTer anything more than a mere
figure OF speech Among the Baby!o-
mans tying tie knot was part Of the
marriage ceremony There the priest
took Z thread Of tie garment of the
bride and another from that of the
bridegroom and tied them into a knot.
which he gave to the bride. thus sym.
bolizins the binding nature Of the IN
ion.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18
sympathy.

Tom (s~adlyj-That's the second time
she has said no.
Jack-Yes? I'm sorry two negatives
don't always make an Affirmative
Brooklyn Life.
Fetched EN-.
"Hallo. Miggles. How are you get
ting along with that suit Of yours
against the railroad on account Of per
sonal injuries"
Il brought 'en to time, ole man.
brought 'em to time.'
"What. Did you get the $4,000 you
zued for:"
"No; we sort o -er-compromised Cd
the amount. TLey offered me $3.50
cash. and | took 'em up so blamed quict
1t made their heads swim. l got it.
too. by Georger'-Chicaeo Tribune
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18

In { volume on the snakes Of Egypt
~iippolyte Boussac states that the in
cldent referred TO in the Scriptures of
changing & snake into a rod is sill
pracriced by the snake charners. They
touch the snake at a certain place IN
the neck. when it falls into a ~cataleptic
condition and becomes straight and
suf- II is then restored to its former
condition oy taking its tail between the
hands and firmly rolling
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18
Naxiuia

An Egyptian p1nyrus which dates
back to about 1860 3. c. has the 70!
lowing injunctions: "Calumnies should
never he repeated Guard thy speech
before all things. fc, a mans ruin lies
IN MS tongue. The wise men of the
race early learned good sense.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18
Cusfom'k ReprehensibIe Work

Custom Made Pants" soliloonized
the professor. observing a sign in L
ciothier's window. Did it? Well.
custom was in nnighty small business
when it cut p~antaloons down to
pa nts."-Chicag go Tribune.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18
Gu:lty

Jones Gin 4 loud wLi<prrt-There'<
the fellow that fired on the train
Detectire-Hello. you rascal. I've
got You dead to rights Fire on a train.
will you:
Prisoner-Yes. you fool. I'm the FIRE
man.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18
TeAted.

Cora-Are you sure you will be able
to support me. dear?
Merritt-Why. yes. It's cheaper to be
married than engaged.-Exchanee.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18

Dayton, Ohio. Mrs. May Siupson
-'Eyerything disagreed with ne
and baby until / used Rocky Noun
tain Tea. Now BABY sleeps and grows
Ike q weed 5 cents. SralIIn Brns.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18

This photograph DOESN'T look 4 biz
Ike me- said Smariey to the photoc-
rapher.
! know it" said the photographer.
Il was afraid TO make it exactly iIk.
Iou for fear you wouldn't take it"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18

Hungarian peasants have a supersti-
Nor that fire kindled by lightning can
>nly be extinguished by milk.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1903-12-18

hasy-Sponge the pirnples with
VAIN water You need a blood tonic,
'TeHd advise you to take Rocky
Mountain lea. It drives away all
ctapuons. s. cents. Scallin Bros.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08
A GREAT WAR GAME

Recently great naval war game has
been played at Portsmouth, England,
under the presidency OF Admiral John
HOPKINS. In this game the conditions
~ naval warfare are represented as
faithfully as possible. The pieces are
models Of ships, and the rules are so
framed as TO cover the contingencies
of actual warfare It may appear fool
ish to some to fight sham battles but
there Is no other method Of giving the
commanders the desired exercise in
strategy
The war in question was supposed TO
have been fought between this country
and Germany. The hrst battle ragged
in the Atlantic ocean between cruisers
In this, four American ships were sunk
two were captured, one Of these being
the olympia and two escaped. on.
two German ships were destroyed. 1t
was decided German victory
Another engagement was fought IN
the far east The New York was put
out Of action, and other American ships
were badly damaged, As an Offset the
Kaiserln Augusta was captured by the
Americans and other ships Of the en-
envy were disabled It was a drawn
battle.
Somewhere off the South American
coast another battle was fought which
was an American victory dearly bought.
The batteshlp Iowa and the cruiser
Atlanta encountered two German crul-
sers. Freya and Vineta. The Atlanta
was sunk, but the Iowa destroyed the
Vineta and captured the Freya, but
suffered very much damage herself
The next move was a German squad
ron through the suez canal to the Phil
ippines. where It defeated the American
ships and blockaded Manila Here en-
sued the most destructive naval battle
on record. Six German and Eve Amer
lean cruisers, and four German and
five American destroyers were engaged.
All the cruisers on both sides were
sunk by the torpedo craft in less than
five minutes and only one damaged
American boat remained to tell the
story Of the conflict
After this. our North Atlantic squad
ron pursued the German ships in Chi
nose waters and practically annihilated
them of the port Of Klaochau
The final battle was fought off Hay-
ana. where the Iowa, the Texas, and
other ships were almost destroyed,
when the submarine boats saved the
day and sunk the German heet.
The game Is supposed TO have dem-
onstrated the necessity for q navy large
enough to be spread out over the great
err part Of the globe, without being ma
terially weakened. This IS perhaps
true. Yet. in this case the supposed
enemy was under the necessity Of Gov
erlng as much water, as we were, and
the conditions were then equal as FAR as
that goes
1t was a great game. and the result
f. interesting at a time when Admiral
Dewey ana Count Reyentl0w have paid
their respects 20 the naval forces Of the
respective countries supposed 90 have
boon .nsae.l m the conflict.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

deccncy" why the resolution Should
not have been passed on Monday
night?" The eight members who voted
against II not only stood by the law,
but by consistency and decency
Whether they are mistaken or not as
to the validity Of the Chiefs appoint
ment. they were certainly right as to
the wrong Of the resolution.
After refusing to recognize the cor
roctncss OF the theory that five or seven
members out Of fifteen constitute the
civ Council. in the confirmation of an
appointee to Office. the majority Of that
body would be inconsistent II they
sweryed from their position on side
issue While the legality Of the APP
pointment Of the Chief Of Police Is In
doubt. how could they consistently rec
oepize his authority TO certify 70 the
payroll? They agreed 10 accept the
signature Of the Police Captain as the
head Of the department pending a
judicial decision Of the question If no
recognized head certl6es to that police
payroll, the wages Of the men cannot
lawfully be paid Whose fault Is that?
Not the city Councils which must act
If at an as the law provides.
The difficulty after all ccnters on the
simple question Of the confirmation Of
the Chief. That it is agreed by all par
ties win have 10 be decided by the
courts Let Sc De taken there. then as
soon as possible and meanwhile let the
complications that may grow out Of the
dispute be viewed on their own merits
and as the law provides. As the Herald
concludes There need be no bitter
ness in such an action, Il should b;
friendly proceeding with the simple OBJ
iect Of ascertaining whether or not II
ls possible. by a majority vote Of a
quorum Of the council 70 confirm an
executive appointment" That Is all.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08
MONROE DOCTRINE AGAIN.

That there are two sides 20 every
question. Is a generally recognized
truth. but most people wll Dc sure
pHsaI TO learn that there are .ho.. who
regard the Monroe docuine-our own
American doctrine-as menace 20
civilization. But that view BE- s. forth
by a contributor to the Narth Amgri-
can Review.
This gentleman. who signs himself
AN American Business Man." says
he has lived In South America for
wears. lie characterize the South
Americans. or at least the ruling
classes Of the South American rapub-
lies. as adventures, ambitious and
unprlnclpled military men, and many
outright criminals; altogether the most
aggressive. pretentious good-Cor-uoth-
ine nondescript yillsIuous treachorous
SCI OF semi-bandltu ever organized on
the face Of the earth. Unde- their rule.
ne says, very little consideration ls
shown for the rights of foreigners. be-
cause the rulers feel confident that lf
the government OF fore.sl trs should In
terpose in defense OF their rights. the
United states would take part The
writer IN the Review continues:
"Tho United States should adopt a
sane and practical policy consonant
with the requirements Of modern ciyili-
cation. Whether u acts alone. or I'M
conjunction with other powers D. imma.
tefiai The important thing h. that sta
llNty and security should take the lac
az Anarchy. desolaiion and destruction
Until dat IL done. there can be no Ter
manent peace upon the earth. Every
session OF Congress viii witness calls
for additional naval appropriations
! With the undisguised intention Of max
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08
clerelnnd Plnln Dealer.

The public Is sure to profit by Mr..
R0osevelt's utterances and It Is no less
certain that he win be enlightened by
this contact with the people. The benc'
~ win be- mutual Recent events have
shown that the president Il quick 70
respond to any manifestation OF public
sentiment He knows and reads the
reCple and his brief period in office has
shown that he is more apt rightly 10
interpret their wishes than most OF his
rarty's leaders in either house Of Con-
utCcn
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Lord Kelvin predicts that Niagara
Falls WIN disappear in time. TyndaI
was Of opinion that they would cease
TO exist ln about eleven thousand years
But the way various power companies
are taking out water from them indi-
Gates they viii disappear In about a
decade.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08
indianapolis News.

SO the HaWailans want 70 see the
president, do thcy2 Well, Il seems as
If they ought 70 be gratifed, but, on
the other hand. II they are, the iirst
thing we know he viii have demands
nom Guam. the Philippines Porto RI
90. Alaska ana Tutulla that he can't
ignore. and be- win have to do more
stunts than q travelling salesman 10
cover his territory, leaving him scarcely
airy time to devote 70 the oilice-seek-
ers and politicians. And then what
VII hanncn2
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

no harm las ever come to any for fol-
loving the example Of Washington ana
waitlng the different parts of the Union.
President Roosevelt shows his fondness
for the west by taking this trip. HIS
cady career was IN the west and he
found that health and rugged physique
which now serve him so well In bear
pg the great burden Of the presidency
ON the plains and mountains of Dakota
and wyoming. II will be his first visit
to the Pacific coast, and he has nnticl-
pated II with all the zcst Of a boy free
~ last to realize a desire long cher
ishpd
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

II isn't very profound solution Of
the school problem 20 suggest a tuition
tax Of two dollars q head for each pu-
pill TO continue the schcos another
month, but that is better than 70 close
them and deprive the children Of q
months schooling.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Newspaper correspondents will be
accorded every courtesy says Major
Pitcher as long as they obey the regu-
latlous that have been imposed. In case
any OF them attempt TO enter the park
or follow the president they win be ar
rested and placed in the guard house,
there 10 remain until after the presl-
dent shall have finished his visit and
Departed says an Associated Press
dispatch That comes very near as
near as may be in fact, being case OF
permission to learn to swim with an IN.
junction not TO go near the water.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08
Worcester Spy.

The president starts on his Journey to
the western states, Ere he returns 10
Washington ne viii have delivered sew,
eral carefully prepared speeches ana
many impfomptu addresses There Is
no doubt that whatever he says VIII be
regarded with great interest every.
where Moreover all the Incidents OF
tho trip win be closely followed we
believe that the presidents tour VIII
BE- beneficial to him, 20 the people he
visits and, In truth to the people Of the
entire country on whom his words nave
ever 2 wholesome and tonic eitect,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

news item says that Minnesota is
to have a state capitol worth four and
a half million dollars II it Is worth
that amount It win cost the state not
less than twelve million dollars
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08
Los Angeles Express.

President Roosevelt disappointed no
enc the first day Of his Journey He
rode IN the engine cab, shook hands
with the train crew told citizens along
The route they had the greatest state
ip the Union, and, IN fact did not make
q single mistake. Teddy Is all right.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

In the French chamber they have re-
newed discussion Of the Dreyfus case
In this case the participants Ike the
village schoolmaster, "e'en though van
pushed could Argue still"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

When Mr. ], p Morgan predicted
good times ahead he expected 20 sail
for Europe but did not sail on the date
fixed. What kind OF times viii he pre-.
diet now?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

The plan to have the school children
pay two dollars o piece for instruction
during May was not an inspiration, but
an intuition.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Carter Harrison has been reelected
mayor Of Chicago. This win be his
fourth term He Is getting to be a reg
ular Diaz.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Considering the very strenuous con-
test FOR the judgeshp the successful
candidate is entitled to be called Lew
Is lie Grand,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

When a young woman reaches the
age when she no longer has birthdays
Il Is not a good time TO begin to learn
to say mo"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

The house in which President Roose-
welt was born has Just been raided as a
pooroom, To what base uses we come
at last.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Anarchist Johan Most has been re-
leased from prison. lie comes forth a
wiser If not a better man.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Perhaps the President intends to take
fencing lessons that he may foil the
designs Of his enemies,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

| ing common cause with the bandltti OF
| South America against those great ana
| Civilized powers with whom we chiefly
| trnde, who are related 10 as by ties OF
| blood literature, religion and COM
| merce and whose friendship we ought
| not lightly throw away, such war
would cover with eternal lnfamy the
administration responsible for II, and
would make a blot on the fair page Of
American history which time could new
er cfface'
The inference Of this American bust
ness man" Is that but for this country
some European power would overthrow
the rule Of the 'bandtti," protect the
foreigners In their rights, and, we pre-
sumo. establish European forms of gov
eminent where now repubicanlsm Is
the rule. How any American" can
contemplate such a contingency with
tranquility IS not easy TO understand.
The writer quoted claims TO speak for a
number OF business men who have In
vested money in the South. but that can
hardly be correct
The condition in the republics to the
south Of us. or in some Of them, may
be deplorable But the remedy is GER
talnly not in the extention Of European
monarchlsm upon the ruins Of Ameri-
can rcpublicansm, The remedy is in
the extension Of the influence Of Ameri-
can principles Of government. The
Monroe doctrine reserves these cont-
nets for that influence. 1t may be slow
in spreading, but as long as that doc
trine Is maintained the way Is open
for American principles TO penetrate
and expand in this hemisphere. How
long would 1t take for European powers
TO close South America to Ameri-
can principles, If they were per
mltted to colonize, protect" their coli
onies and draw to themselves the con-
troll Of government and business af-
fairs? Surely, not many Americans can
contemplate such an eyentuallty with
pleasure.
To make home brght-use yermlllion
paint
Art Is long-and something else at
times.
--------
Sufficient unto the day is the foolish
ness thereof
In Fargo N, D., II was hail and
snow to the chief.
The presidential tour Is long lane
that has many turniugs.
Don't tie the buffalo up as the bear
was tied up in Mississippi.
The clean sweep in Chicago yesterday
does not refer to the streets.
Few II any have a good word for
-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08
THE PRESIDENTS JOURNEY


f.l'A AAfrAf ~ az l'Nhfa Of tNAAa
President Roosevelt begins his west
ern journey close 10 the second anni-
yersary OF President Mckinleys start
on that far-western trip which ended
50 abruptly In Mrs. McKinloys sick
ress. The latters outward Journey lay
isrcugh the south. where he was re-
c-lved With the utmost enthusiasm. Mr..
Roosevelt win keep well 20 the north.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08
Resurrection.

Produced with special scenery Tor every
ant ami Boy a cast OF superior merit
NEXT NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Fri.
daF and Saturday; Matinee Saturday nj
". % m.-MlSS RAE BRONSON In Zeal.
Huma"
Seats on sale tomorrow
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Few If any have a good word for
the man In front Of the gun,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Whether presidents travel or stay IN
Washington they are criticized. But
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

The clean sweep in Chicago yesterday
does not refer to the streets
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Don't tie the buffalo up as the bear
was tied up in Mississippi.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

The presidential tour is a long lane
that has many turniugs.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

In Fargo, ~ d., It was hail and
snow TO the chief
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Entered at the Post Office u salt lale Clly as
second class matter according "a The ACT Oh uou'
gress March 3rd, 1879
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

Sufficient unto the day is the foolish
ness thereof.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-04-08

To make home brlght-use yermlllon
Dalnf
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08
Statistics OF Old Arc.

Those persons who find life so we'll
worth living that they would not be
sorry to become centenarians, will
surely be interested in the following
statistics, which were recently com
piled by an interchangeable French sci
enlist. Out of every million persons
who are born in the same year, 3fe,-
600, he says, live for 70 years, 107, 900
for so years, and s,s41 for 90 years.
Two hundred and forty-fve persons
out of every million live for 81 years,
119~for 9S, 81 for 90, % for 100, 9 for
1O1, 3 for 1902 and for 1O3 years. A few
among the million may attain even
greater age than this, and the sta
tistician expresses this chance in
fractions. Thus, the chance that a
man may live for 104 years is u.3,
and the chance that he may live for
1O5 years is OH. Y. Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-08

lent contempt, and the sun soured
the milk
Thursday the lady of the house, ex-
pecting some visitors, casually in
quired of the cook if she had made
any cake.
81 didn't know you wanted any
cake" said she, bridling up.
THAT'S what you are hired for"
said her employer.
when you want any cake you can
speak about it," and the autocrat of
the kitchen gave her glare that
sent the lady of the house upstairs
in hurry.
On the same day the family wash
ing was done by woman who works
by the day. After supper the lady
of the house discovered that half Of
it was still hanging on the line, the
other half being in the tubs. With
the assistance of a son, she took
in the washing from the line and
spent an hour wringing out the
clothes in the basement, while three
strong women rested themselves in
their rooms, reading novels.
what are you going to do about
it, when help is 50 scarce2" said she.