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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10
Philosophy Ancient and Modern

"Epictetus said all philosophy lies in
two words, restrain and abstain"
well, Epietetus may have had it fig
ured out all right in his day. but in
these times philosophy seems to be
pretty fully expressed in the two words
Herald
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

President Roosevelt is now we'll in
side the National park holding friend
ly levees with the elk, bear and other
animals OF the region, and it is safe
to say that the article most missed
by the president is his trusty rifle.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10
HelDful Hubby.

Wife, wish you would let me know
what sort of a dinner to have tonight.
Husband-That's Il good idea. Well,
| shall either not be home at all or else
shall bring three or four friends with
me-l.ife
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-320 acres of land near
Creston. Good Groom house, barns,
hay sheds and numerous outbuild-
ings. 100 acres under irrigation.
100 acres good timothy meadow.
Rest timber and pasture. Call on
or write to Julius S. Dyer, Creston,
Montana
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-Ranch, at a bargain, 100
acres, in section 1 and 6. township
20. range 81 and %. nine miles
north of Kalispell; with good i'm.
improvements; $50 an acre, half
cash, balance on time. Also five
head of work horses. Inquire OF
Henry Newhauser, at Vienna Cafe
or Geo. T. Mayberry.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10
Nothing Doing.

Canvasser-Fve book here I'd like
to show you.
Busy Man-l've bulldog In the next
room I'd like to show you.-Exchange.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

Go to black soil, bench lands of
Sweet Grass hills, Chouteau county,
Stock and grain Sufficient rainfall.
Only 25 miles north of Galata, Mont.
Griffin. Stannard & Calbick, Kalis-
pell, Mont.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

Wanted-A man with small capital.
to invest in restaurant business at
Columbia Falls. Good inducements
to the right party. Address J. G.
Herd, Columbia Falls.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-Farm outfit: one double
team and harness, one new Rush
ford wagon. three head of cattle,
one colt. one year old; and all
farming implements. Lease of 100
acres for one year goes with the
purchase. Poor health induces re-
tirement from ranch. Inquire at
No. so Fifth avenue west
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-Farm of 80 acres finest
farming land in Flathead county;
80 acres cleared, with bitches and
water right; ready market for pro-
duce. Full particulars. H. H.
HOwsley, Real Estate Agent
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Rent-Two good farms, one o
100 acres; the other, $40 acres
East side. Inquire 127 First ave
nue. east.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-One pair good driving
horses, weight about 1000 pounds
each. Apply to w. D. Lawson, 108
Fourth avenue east, or at First Ma
tiOnal bank.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-A bargain. Two lots, So
foot front, with one six-room house
and one threeroom house, with
tank wind mill and barn; IS fruit
trees bearing. Call at No. 1874
Seventh avenue west, north.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

Complete census Of every county
and town Of Montana is given on the
Bees premium map. Pay six months
in advance and get one.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

enough for service. Address Frank
j. Moravetz, kalispell.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

Wanted-A girl for general house
work. Must be a good cook Wage
$25. Apply at Bee office.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-Four draft horses and har-
nesses, and a 31a skein Studebaker
wagon. John branigan, Libby.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-A lot of household goods
and furniture for sale. Apply a
225 Second avenue east
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Rent-Two furnished rooms TO
light house keeping; one furnishe
ROOM Apply SOC. First avenu
east
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-A mixed bunch of cattle,
one, two and three-year-olds, heif-
ers and steers. Apply to w. o.
Miller, miles west of Kalispell
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-One 10-hOrse power boiler
and engine, almost new, cheap
Inquire at this office.
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FOR SALE.

For Sale-1OO house plants; must +,
sold in 80 days. Mrs. Lille Rail,
Duncan addition.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Sale-Thoroughbred B. Plymouth
Rock eggs; 81 per setting. Address
Mrs. E. Mason, Tobacco Plains
road.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10
FRIDAY, APRIL 10. 1908.
Notice.

Notice.
In Order to assure appearance Of
their Announcements the following
day, advertisers must hand In their
copy in this office not later than Mon.
day noon or Thursday noon, as the
case may be.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

our Ferndale canned goods. Lyons
grocery store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

finished Room-With use of batf
room, electric light and hot ant
cold water; 1876 Fifth avenue west
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

For Rent-Two houses, with three
or four acres of ground at Ashley;
also house and Is acres Of land,
two miles from Kalispell. D. J.
Plume.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10
FOR RENT.

For Rent-Ranch on the east side.
Inquire Mrs. E. c. Holstein, 72S
Second avenue east
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10
WANTED.

Wanted-To rent, a good sized cellar
or basement Bee Office.
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CLASSIFIED ADS.
ONE CENT A WORD.
FOR RENT-Continued.
For Rent-One barn with eight stalls
near Office. M. w. Dupuis.

For Rent-TwO large rooms, north
west corner Second avenue and
Tenth street east.
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LOST.

Lost-Black and white English set
ter pup, about Is months old, ans
wers to the name Of Teddy. Leave
at West hotel and receive reward.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10

The business place-Galata, Mon
tana. Griffin, Stannard & Calbick.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10
MISCELLANEOUS.

MISCELLANEOUS.
DreSSmaker-MrS. Mary Mccormick,
1876 Fifth avenue west.
Vienna Cafe-ShOrt orders spe-
cialty. Corner Second street and
and First avenue west. Henry
Newhauser, Proprietor.
Dr. Ida F. Rosencrans, Osteopath
Hours 8 to IL and 2 to 4, knight
block, over Dickey Bros. & Dun
sire's. Residence 1870 Fourth avenue
east
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-04-10
Potatoes.

Potatoes.
Forty cents per hundredweight
A. G. Lindsey, MOntfOrd, Mont.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-01

weakness of the shpbuilding enterprise, like that in ventures of like character, lay in the fact that the business behind the corporation was not properly conducted and did not justify the arrangements into which 1t entered. The result was a jar in the machinery. A corporations outfit Is like suit of elothes-it may be too large or too small or fit a business. The business outlined by the promoters of the ship trust did not fit snugly into the clothes prepared for 1t and made in the state of New Jersey. In its ill-made cloth- Ing It came to grief. Rubber, asphalt and others shared the same fate.
 am told on good authority an incident of princely generosity which makes one feel that all the great financiers have not been painted with tar brush 1t seems that E. J. Berwind the financier, advised a lady to invest in a certain block of stock She did so. After two years the company became involved and its shares declined, in fact, the value in them was almost wiped out. To her surprise one day she received a note from MT. Berwind asking for her stock and enclosing a check for the stock at the figure she had paid for It. The loss was a heavy one-one which she could i'll afford and Berwind feeling nice sense of responsbility for the advice he had given her made good the loss and assumed the burden himself.
 Mark Twain, owing to the delicate con- dition of his wife's health, has been com pelled to leave the city, and set up a home in Florence, Italy, where he will abide indefinitely, writing as the spirit moves him. The "Innocents Abroad" was Marks first notable work within covers The kernel of it was a series of letters to the New York Tribune, which he wrote while a member of the Plymouth church. Brooklyn, excursion to the Holy Land. These he expanded into the book, for which his purchaser agreed to pay him $1OO0, and a royalty. He wrote it in Wash ington City. At the time he had no idea that the royalty fund would run up to tens of thousands of dollars
 A. J. Joyner, trainer for the Haggin and Paget stables, has wound up his part in the racing season this year with the ex- traordinary record of having sent thirty
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letter, "one wonders if the hero of San

letter, "one wonders if the hero of San Juan is afraid of his own people"
 No reasonable man wonders or finds fault with the use of the safeguards by the President of the United States in his travels, when he is surrounded by many thousands of the people. MT. Roosevelt, in accepting such protec. tion, so far from indicating unwarrant. able distrust of his people," affords happy evidence that he is listening to the dictates of requisite prudence in stead of gratifying a merely boyish de- sire to pass as indifferent to danger.
 It is the duty Of the President of the United States to avoid all unnecessary exposure of himself in the possibility of assault by malice or lunacy, and to take every reasonable measure of pre- caution against it in the way of off cial guards of his person which the resources of the office permit. His people" as the example of President Mckinley at Buffalo so sadly demon. strated, include all sorts and conditions of men, and among them crazy enemies
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Wilhelm Got There Just the Same.

From the Philadelphia Inquirer
 There are various advantages in being a kaiser One of them consists in the circumstance that what you say goes This was amusingly Illustrated the other day in the course of the military man. euvers which are taking place in the vicinity of the Prussian town of Halle. A mock battle had been arranged be- tween the Saxon and the Prussan armies and in the course of the engagement the kaiser, who has a strong belief in the value of the cavalry arm, led a charge of sixteen cavalry regiments directed against the Saxon ranks.
 As this force comprised twelve thous- and horses, it's passage at full gallop across the dry fields which separated it from the enemy raised a cloud of dust which served to inform the other side of it's movements, and when it entered the zone of fire it was received by the en- trenched Saxons with such a warm greet ing that had the incident occurred in actual warfare it would have been prac- tically swept out of existence. But as this was only make-believe fight and as the kaiser himself was in command. it was different William II refused to admit that theoretically he was a dead man, or that the sixteen regiments behind him had,
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twenty-three million dollars; that, at least is the sum asked for to run the schools, and it will certainly be granted. In no other branch of the administration do the people get as good return for their money. and there Is no growing over the bill big as 1t is. But this really is not the grand total for the schools The Eps- copal church, for instance, supports sev- eral big schools of it's own. all of which are free: while the Roman Catholics have over fifty of them. which are supported by their respective parishes. The Catho- lie school children number upward of six ty thousand.
 Can racetrack gambling be prevented by law? Certain optimists here think it can, and have organized themselves into a cor poration to make the attempt Nobody ever heard of any one of them before and their incursion into the field of reform is on that account not above suspicion. The great horse owners, such as the Belmonts Whitneys, Keenes and others deplore the evil, and would gladly see it done away with. The Belmonts, l am told, make no wagers on their horses. They are in rac- ing first, because they love the amusement and excitement it affords, and, secondly, because the contests on the turf tend to the improvement and development of the noblest of all animals next to man. Half a century of racing history clusters around the house of Belmont. The tro- phies they have won are numerous enough to make a small museum.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-01
BY JOHN MARTHoL.

New York, October S1.-If the eyes of the country are turned toward this city, the chief object to attract attention Is the grand political battle for the mayoralty It is unnecessary to predict the winner. By Wednesday the result will be known. All predictions are useless: The winner will have a narrow margin; it will not ex- ceed ner cent of the total vote, which means that 21s per cent of all the voters will decide the question of victory or oe- feat. In the five boroughs there IS an enormous silent vote. No leader can can vass 1t. The silent vote-the voters which have fixed ideas votes that are not moved bv tailcart campaigners or hall orators will decide the question. There Is only one thing certain and that Is the oemo- cratic vote will decide, 1t matters not whether it is boiled with fusion or against fusion.
 New York city citizens have come to the conclusion that municipal elecuons are not party matters and are not to De de- termined by party vote. Hence the ue- feat of a democratic candidate Tor the maNOralty IS not dH luulCdlioh OA fNA - strength; but the election of democratic candidate when so many of his party are led away in a fusion movement is cer- tainly extraordinary evidence of party strength At the present time democrats of unquestioned loyalty to the state and national ticket are giving their unquali- fled support against the regular demo- cratic organizations in the five boroughs
 
 The inquiry into the promotion and fail- ure of the U. s. Shipbuilding company is uncovering many secrets. It is put for ward with all that is spectacular and the evidence is styled revelation" All this Is rank stuff and nonsense. The placing on record for the observation of all methods which have been known to prevail, is, per- haps, information to that portion of the community which has taken no special in- terest in the creation of corporations. There was nothing done in floating the Shipbuildng trust which has not been done in almost all the other corporations. A certain formula is followed by all. The
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according to the rules of the game, been put out of business. He galloped fullstilt amid a whirlwind of dust straight up to the cannons' mouth, and as the foot sol- diers in front of him naturally had to get out of the way of the horses, he was able to penetrate the hostile lines. Then the Saxons who had been holding the fort were declared defeated. and were order ed to fall back across the river behind them. The kaiser had won.
 That's all very well In the case Of sham fight but it is to be hoped and as the kaiser is a sensible man 1t may be ex- pected that he very well understands how little the maneuver in which he took part has to do with the real thing. As a mat ter of fact, the recent war in South Af- rica conclusively demonstrated the utter impracticability of cavalry charge in close order against an entrenohed infan- try and artillery force The fire that can be delivered by modern weapons is so whitening that the assaulting body In such case would be destroyed to the last horse and to the last man before it could traverse the zone of fire and reach the hostile ranks. All disinterested experts agree that the day of cavalry charge is over. Mounted troops have not lost their utility. Indeed under certain conditions they are more useful and of greater value than ever. But they must not be em- ployed in massed formations and the men who travel mounted must do their fight ing on foot
 It seems to be hard for the German emperor. who has a great taste for the picturesque side of war to accept that proposition He has strong admiration for the cavalry charge and apparently, a firm faith in it's efficiency, but should he ever act upon his confidence in the case of actual warfare he is likely to have cause to regret il. Under existing condi- tions massed cavalry undertaking to charge an expectant enemy would sim ply be annihilated by the terrible fire which 1t would attract Such a charge had become almost suicidal thirty-two years ago, as the record of Gravelotte and Saint Privat testify. It is quite im- practicable now
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HOPEFUL PRUDENCE.
Reason Why the President Accepts
 Protection When He Travels.

From the New York Sun.
 We have received a letter criticising and making light of the careful pro- visions for the protection of the per son of the President during his recent trip
 ''When we read of the President rushing across Manhattan Island in the evening surrounded by secret service men and preceded and followed by a troop of clattering guards, says this
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five winners to the post, bringing in the handsome sum of $137,00O in stakes and purses. His percentage, besides his sal ary, far above that of most bank presi- dents, is matter of surmise. The lit- tie 1S-year-old jockey, Grover Cleveland Fuller, by the way, has as large an in- come as his distinguished namesake had while he was in the White House, over s5o,OOO year.
 Experts in fashions for men have de- creed that the corset has to come if. in- deed, it has not already arrived. This was made evident few days ago by a long and expensive advertisement in some of the newspapers, in which the benefits, beauties and advantages of the garment, hitherto sacred to the other sex. were fully and graphically set forth as an arti- ele of male attire. The thing seems ab- surd, but that is perhaps the best assur- ance of it's success.
 Dowies missionary incursion into Man haitian has been a dismal failure from every point of view. His sermons bor- dered on blasphemy In the opinion of all who had the curiosity to go and hear them. Financially, he must be out of pocket an immense amount of money His host are wretched looking lot of semi imbeciles, with the stamp of servitude branded all over them. The mans im- pudence and audacity are colossal but the city has so many adventurers of that class from all parts of the world that his methods deceived no one. If Dowie were in the least sincere he might have met with some success. but the foulness of his language dispeled all illusions on that score. The newspapers killed him by simply reporting and describing fully all that he said and did.
 A lawyer tells me that, as a result of the coal famine last spring and the trouble between landlords and tenants which fol- lowed in its wake, the dockets of the courts contained thousands of suits for damages, covering almost every malady to which humanity is subject A novel one of them came to trial few days ago, being a demand for fifty thousand dol lars damages for the loss of an eye, ow- Ing to cold contracted by the plaintiff because the defendant landlord failed to Keep the furnace going. The eye belonged to lady of literary pursuits" and was on that account, of course. all the more valuable. Because of its deprivation the world of letters, in all probability, will never know what it has lost. The lawyer Tor the defense endeavored to prove that true genius could get along without the 1aculty ot vision' and read half of Mill tons Paradise Lost to prove his point.
 The cty's education bill for next year VIII amount to the enormous sum of
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The Earl and the Tenant,

The Earl of Aberdeen who owns large estates in Scotland, once desired to see If the humblest of his tenants were sat- isfed and comfortable. Without making himself known he strolled up to an old woman who was busily weedlng her gar- den and asked her if the land was good about there. If ye was to hire an ailot- ment." said the old woman, ''ve'd'- she hesitated. Yes" said the earl. 'svhat should I do then?" "Ye'd see If 1t was good," said the old woman.
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This Reunion
 Week will be a gala occasion, when Good Fellowship" will be dem- onstrated by every citizen of Birmingham.
 A Hearty Welcome Awaits
 Every Veteran.
Art Department.

New line of Pillow Tops in silk and satin effects. The new plush tops are simply beautiful,
 in new designs. If you want art goods the place to save money is Caheens. We sell the celebra- ted "Heminwey" Art Silks. You car tell by the brand they are the Best in the Land. 0o Our price. ...... .JU We sell Battenberg Braids On at, per dozen. ........."....J JU Battenberg Threads, i'm three for. ................ ..lUU
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Clever New Fall Suits at $17.5O- they are made of cheviot, in blue, brown and black, in the new long silk lined coat, fly front and trainless fiaring skirt to match-one of the most clever suits ever produced at this price-$25.0U values-our JH SO special price. =. ........ sOO
 Great showing of New Fall Suits at $10.75-made in the very latest styles, in cheviots and fancy mixed materials, To ngskirted blouse effect, with shDul- der capes, new trainless skirts that have that graceful hang of suits that will have to be seen to be appreciated -$1500 values for Monday 1OrS
 New Fall Coats, in zibeline, kersey and cheviot, made in the new military styles, lined with extra quail 10 EO ity satin, special at. .lOsOO
 Three-quarter Length Coats, grand showing of these natty long loose back garments that attract so much atten- tion, strictly man-tailored, satin lined throughout -arge assortment in all the new materials, at 60 SO S32 50, S25.00 and. .......... .~~'OO New Cheviot Dress Skirts, made up in neat new style, trimmed at hip with taffeta strapping, also taffeta straps on seams, in all lengths, $750 X co yalues... ...... ..., .........
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of the social order to whom assassina. tion appeals irresistibly as a means of gratifying revenge or acquiring noto- riety.
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Silk Petticoats, black or colors trimmed in ruffles, plating and deep accordion plaited co nounces. ......... V Moreen Petticoats, umbrella OQo style, three large ruffles. ....... oCC
 Children's Coats, made of heavy Boucle and Venetian cloth, heavy pad ded, trimmed in fanheads and braid, in all desirable dark shades, 9 QS $4.00 value... ........." ."~'OO
 Children's Bonnets, made of Beng lIne silk, with large chiffon rSo
 Childrens Trilby Aprons, em- broidered trimmed, taps over OEo Ehoulders.. =. ...........
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Real Lace.

Those interested in fine Handker- ,chiefs must visit our department. ! Dainty. neat effects at S1.98 qp to the elaborate. exclusive designs tt $12.5o.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-11-01

Table Padding, 50 in. wide. OOa heavy fleeced, worth soc. ..... OJC
 Restaurant Linen, Scotch make, broken plaids, worth IO
 OJ Ctillb.
 Linen Glass Toweling, all size checks, extra good quality, e.
 Bath Towels, full bleached, large size, red borders, worth o.
 Turkey Red Covers, 8-4 size, SOo oil boiled, worth 75c. .......... COC
 Turkish Wash Cloths, fringed, O. colored border, worth sc. OC