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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Lover Is Dumb.

Nell-So the engagement is broken
off?
Believes. 1t seems she told him
one evening that she wasn't half beau
tiful enough to be his wife, and he
didn't deny her statement quick
enough to suit her. - Philadelphia
Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Testing a New Excuse.

"say, old man, let's go out and have
a time tonight" !"
"What are you celebrating?"
"I've just thought out new excuse
to mention to my wife. ."-Harper's
Bazaar.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
The Temperature.

"Why do you watch the thermome-
ter on the wall so closely?" queried the
invalid.
Because" replied the unframed
nurse, "the doctor said if the tempera-
ture got any higher was to give you
another dose of quinine."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Wise ola Man.

Methuselah was showing his friend
around the premises, "And what Is
that vast warehouse forGh asked the
friend, ooh, that is TO store my
birthday presents in, replied the old
man, Thus We see that green old age
has its advantages.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
An Somstlmss liappsna.

GLOW pretty Miss Govius looks in
white Who is that girl standing near
her, with the big, red handsP"
'That's her sister. She washes and
irons Miss Govius' gowns. Chicago
Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Too Suggestive.

"That new waitress must CO." said
the landlord OF the select boarding
house.
"What has she done?"
"Why, when she was TO ask the
guests ii they would have tea or coffeC
she said, Name yer drink order, -
Chicago Record Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Close Enough.

First Cat-Willie Pussy and Tommy
Kittie had milk-drinking contest last
night.
Second Cat-Which beat?
First Cat--Tommy Kittie, by a lap.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
COMES TO America to Learn.

DR.. Belisario Sasa, prominent sur
geon of Lima, Peru, has started for
New York to study the latest advances
in medicine and surgery and then re-
port his observations.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Cold Beauty.

Towne--what naughty creature
she Is. She has rather u foreign look,
hasn't shef
Browne--Yes; but I'm sure shes
from Boston. Her name 10 Eisberg. -
Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

"Here's an article for women," he
said, ''on How to Make Yourself At
tractive TO q Man,
Before or after marriageP" she in-
quired, thinking it was about time to
have little sport with him,
"After, Of course" he replied
promptly. "No woman ever loses the
knack until after she's married, y
No doubt he was, as she said, "a
mean old thing New York Times.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Presldent Dlaz,s costIy Saddle.

Col. 'Cortina of the Mexican army
has presented President Diaz with a
saddle that cost 500, 900. The colonel
has spent seven years experimenting
its production.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Reyiidered.

John Henry, I'll thrash'you sound
ly if l ever catch you telling another
story that isn't true"
"And yet, ma, heard You say to
the minister that ] had great imagina-
ton"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
plscourarIng.

"Did you make any impression on
the young professor
Goodness, no!2 Three of his
aunts, his sister and cousin were
there listening to every word | said to
him. ''--Detroit Free Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Quite True.

''Ef some young men" said Uncle
Eben, ''was as industrious addin' up
tigers in columns as dey is gettin' 'em
in rows on policy slips, l reckons dey'd
be savin' money. y."-Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
How IL Goes.

''This is an extravagant age. My
father had a much better income than
l have, yet spend dollars where he
spent dimes"
"Ah, yes; you mean at the saloon" F."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

Mr.. Roxe-This portrait doesn't look
IKE my wife at all.
Artist know it doesn't, but it
looks like she thinks she looks
Judge.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
Trying Times.

eft must be very trying for modest
girl, he remarked,
"Why?" she asked.
"She cannot turn from the naked
truth without running into bare lie.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

TITO Permanently Varci, NO ntaor nervousness
lilo AFTER first suse of nr, Great Nerve
kestpter send rNr free ~ trial hotJle and ltNatis
nr. n, IL, kline, Ltd, a2i Arch ~. Philadelphia, ra
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

Piso's Cure Is s. good cough medicine.
1t has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
No Kick Coming.

Mothers viii ind Mrs. Wiuslow's soothing
syrup the best remedy to use for their children
tie teething season
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

Wood Saws, Drag saws run by steam or gaso.
line engines, also the latest in saw mill ma.
chinery, stump pullers, well drilling mAehIn.
cry, etc, etc.
Write for your needs.
REIERSON MACHINERY co.
Foot Of Morrison Street
Portland Oregon
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

Even the strenuous pot has hi. d
moments.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10
At 2 In the Morning.

"Seen the comet2"
"Nope. No use to me. My wife
never asks me for any excuses. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

A racing automobile iaat i it
feeting fame.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

1t isn't always the long-haired man
who has the most brains.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

EnERS PIANO HOUSE, the
largest, leading, most popular
and reliable piano concern on the
Pacific coast - " - u :.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-12-10

Stores 35t Washington Street,
corner Park, Portland, Oregon,
Spokane and Seattle, Washington,
San Francisco and Sacramento, Cal
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
Fulcher's Good Work.

Only four hits. by as many players,
were obtained off Fulcher. and none of
them were good for more than one has
sock. The Columbian twirler had cx-
cellent control. and gave only two men
free transportation to the initial stop
ping place. Kannelly's work at the first
corner could not have been improved
upon; then. too. he got in a timely
threebag wallop which caused the dust
around home plate TO be disturbed By a
few Columbian runners
At the bat Service got in two scream
ing two-sackers, which netted Column
bian three TALES. Winchester had 4
game leg. but he played until MacMahon
came TO his relief in the sixth inning.
Winnie got hit and run. and also
made a good catch in center garden
Earnest. at second knoll, accepted four
chances in commendable fashion, while
Bielaski. after his bum throw to Kan
nelly. steadied down and played Bielask
ball. Holland made an exceptionally
good catch in right field.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
Easily DispOses of Gallaudet
by Score Of 8 to =.
FULCHER'S MASTERLY GAME
Blue and Orange Twirler Pitches in His
Usual Brilliant Style-The Mutes
Clearly 0utclassed.

Having opened their baseball season
more than month ago with a clean-cut.
well-dehned victory, the sturdy sons of
old Columbian decided to close it in the
same fashion, and walloped the silent
players from Gallaudet College TO the
air OF to ?, at Van Ness Park before
a fair sized crowd, but not over demon
stratiye audience, yesterday afternoon
The Orange and Blue lads had the bet
ter OF ii all the way from the start to
the stretch. and early in the game it was
seen that Columbian would run away
from the lads who converse with their
fingers.
II was the third meeting of the teams
this season. Up TO yesterday each had
scalp from the other, and the contest
was the deciding one. Those who have
followed the Columbian team this sea
sen maryeled at Gallaudet's good for
tune in winning the first game, and
proving such hard nut to crack at the
second encounter. Columbians repre-
sentatiyes played gilt-edged ball, and al
though as much cannot be said for the
Mutes. ii was the superb batting and
better hitting done by Columbian rather
than anything which Gallaudet did or
left undone, that won the game for the
Blue and Orange team
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
LABOR UNIONISm NOT
CORRECT IN PRINCIPLE
Columbian Law Schools Annual Prize
Debate Won by Negative Arguments

The annual prize debate of the Co
lumbar Law School was held Monday
evening at the University Hall
The judges gave the debate to the
negative. and awarded first honors to
Milton NJ bearing, and second to Leslie
C. Fuller.
The question was. Resolved, That
labor unionism as 1t exists in America
today, involving, among other things,
strikes. boycotts, restriction of appren-
ticeship, hours, and individual output,
and exclusion of non-union labor, is
correct in principle"
The judges were Judge Advocate Gen
eral George B. Davis, of the army; Judge
Stanton ]. Peelle, of the Court of Claims,
and Prof. Charles c. Swisher, Phi D.,
Of Columbian University In the absence
of President Fritsche, of the Debating
Society, William s. Fitzgerald of Iowa
chairman of the executive committee
presided
The debate was opened by D. A
Knapp, of Iowa Mr.. Knapp is a grad
uate of the University OF Tennessee. and
was orator for his class. Later he was
q,
Iowa, and since entering Columbian has
been an active worker in the Debating
Society. Mr.. Knapp analysed the Ques-
ton in a most forcfble manner and his
argument was impressive
The negative was opened by r. E..
Hinton. OF Arkansas, in a logical clear.
and convincing speech. He said that
while the principle of labor unionism
may be correct, the present form was
detrimental to the best interests OF the
country. Mr.. Hinton is one of Column
bian's best speakers, and led the debate
against the Needham Society this year.
Jessie Barrett. of Missouri, won ap-
plause time and again by his telling hits
for labor unions Mr.. Barrett comes to
Columbian with an excellent record in
Christian College, Canton, No.
NJ. NJ. bearing also of Missouri, fol-
lowed. Mr.. bearing is known in the
West as one of the best of collegiate
debaters in the country. He won for
his university in contests against Uni
versities OF Illinois. Kansas. and Ne
braska
Luther NJ. Walters. of Kentucky. led
the university to victory in the contest
last year against the University of Vir-
ginia. He contended that labor must
organize to meet capital, and that the
union was a blessing to the country.
placing labor on an equal plane with
capital in enforcing its demands.
Leslie c. Fuller, of Michigan, who
closed for the negative. ably upheld the
record he made in the first public de-
bate OF the year when he won honors
over the best men in the university
His summary was excellent, brushing
aside all technicalities, calling 10 roind
the burden of proof on the affirmative
and contending that they had not won
their points.
Mr.. Knapp was given four minutes for
closing rebuttal. and made an ELOQUENT
plea for the unfolding of the principle
of labor unionism.
While the judges retired to consider
the abilities Of the men, President Com
pers. of the American Federation or
Labor, who attended with his stem
ographers, was called on for a sneech
and held the attention of the audience
In forcible plea for labor unions until
the return Of the judges.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
CYCLERS ARRIVE IN
TOWN THIS MORNING
De Guichard, Leander, and Monroe
Practice at the Local Track.

Basil de Guichard. George Leander,
and Benny Monroe, the three motor
pace followers who will ride at the
Coliseum on tomorrow night when the
local cycling season begins. arrived in
this city this morning at 10 o'clock.
Immediately upon their arrival the
trio repaired to the track where they
practiced following their machines the
rest of the morning
De Guichard, who will take the place
of Elkes. who was killed at Charles
River Park on Saturday night. has the
deceased middle distance champions
motor, 14-horse power affair. De
Guichard will have as his pacemaker
Hoffman, one of the nerYiest motor
riders in the country. George Leander,
who will ride in the colors of Baltimore.
has a 16-power motor and will be paced
by Hunter
Benny Monroe, of Memphis. will ];
in Washington colors this season. Mon
roe started in the cycling game in 1901,
but was only a mediocre performer be-
hind the motor.
Wells and Spooner took hold of him
at Memphis in 1902. and developed him
into one Of the best men in the game.
They have equipped him with hand
some 14-horsepower motor this year, and
he is expected to eclipse his work Of the
past season. which was excellent Wash
ington is fortunate in having such a
man TO carry her colors.
Manager Klosterman has introduced
another feature in connection with the
racing this season that will do more
than anything else 10 popularize the Coli
scum races. and that is the inclusion
of motor races as well as motor paced
There will be no amateur contests in
the opening meet, as there will be an
ample card without them, and all the
local sprinters this year have been in
,, tiiz.:2c11 to postpone their hard track work
until the last moment.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
DOOMED TO DIE!
This Washington Lady
Had Consumption.
Read the Story of Her Marvellous Cure

4 had consumption and realized that
unless something was quickly done for
me I was doomed 20 die
II had a severe cough. expectorated q
great deal, and had great difficulty In
breathing was terribly emaciated
and was truly alarmed at my deplorable
condition
Without any hope OF ever being cured.
/ went to the Koch Lung Cure, at 100
18th st. y. ", Washington. The Koch
doctors told me that they had cured
that gave me hope
81 began to breathe the healing, ely
vapors OF the Koch Inhalation into my
lungs. and almost from the very first
my breathing apparatus began TO loosen
up, enabling me to throw of the matter
from my lungs and bronchial tubes,
which gave me immense relief
Il continued TO take the Koch treat
nlent as / saw that it was reaching the
seat OF my disease far better than any
medicine / had taken into my stomach.
My cough ceased, the pains IN my lungs
and my shortness of breath disappeared.
and in a few weeks ! was completely
cured This was over year ago. and I
have remained perfectly well ever since.
las these wonderful Koch Inha1ations
have saved my life. heartily indorse
the treatment that cured me- and believe
II will cure anyone who faithfully fol-
lows the directions. 1 Will be glad to
prove the above statements to all who
will call upon me.
MRS. ANNIE E. A. WALKER,
''404 y st. y. W. Washington. D. c."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
REMEMBER THE BOYS
ON JULY THE FOURTH
To the Public:

To the Public:
Acting upon the suggestion of r.
NJ. Larner, a thirty-third degree
baseball fan, the sporting editors of
the Washington daily newspapers
will undertake to give the or
phans and as many other poor
boys of Washington as possible
a good time on the Fourth of
July The plan is to send as
many boys of the several orphan
homes and as many outside of these
institutions as the fund will per-
nit to the morning game Of baseball
on July between the Washington
and Cleveland teams at American
League Park. Further than this it
is proposed to supply each boy with
bag of peanuts or popcorn and let
him have all the lemonade at the
grounds he may wish. The sugges-
ton of Mr.. Larner has met the ap-
prevail of the sporting writer's OF
this city, as well as very many citi-
Ltuo VI w al O. L1CGlIIS
held yesterday 1t was decided to
solicit contributions. small and
large, from the general public. These
sums may be sent to any one of the
three daily newspapers of Washing
ton, addressed to the Boys Baseball
Fund and VIII be duly acknowl-
edged through the columns of the
paper receiving such subscription.
Every cent of the fund will be ex-
pended for the pleasure of the poor
boys of Washington They will be
carried to and from the grounds
at the expense of the fund, and their
little outing shall be entirely free
of any expense to them.
To start the ball rolling, we ask
that the generous citizens send in
their contributions as soon as pos
sible, so that the committee will
be able to make arrangements for
the care OF the boys. The greater
the fund the larger the number of
boys who will be given Fourth of
July outing at Americas greatest
game-baseball
SPORTING EDITORS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
Team On It's Mettle.

In yesterdays game. all of the Column
bian men were on their mettle. They
felded well and batted better.
Only two errors married the playing of
the tribe. both wild throws. Barring
those miscues. the playing of the aggre-
cation was otherwise perfect
Fulcher twirIed a mastery game. and
up TO the fifth inning the mutes stood
no more chance OF getting a hit than a
one-legged white man has of winning
negro cakewalk. In that session, how
ever. Winters raped one Just behind
first hassock, and reached the premier
captured. He failed to reach second be-
fore the conclusion Of the inning, how
ever.
1t was not until the seventh round that
the Mutes soiled the rubber. A base on
balls gave Ryan his base, and hit
moored him home. In the eighth, a bad
blunder gave Gallaudct their second.
and last. tally Escherich popped up a
fly just few yards behind second eta
del, and Rymond. from short. Earnest
from second base. Winchester from CEN
ter field, and Holland from right meadow
all went after it, and the leather 20
ltely dropped among them untouched.
Escherlch absconded tc second, and in
his endeavor TO prevent the mute from
committing a larceny at the third pre-
cinct, Service fired the globule TO left
held and the runner skedaddled across
the finishing line. That was the extent
of the damage for which the Columbian
men Will sue the Mutes
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
HIDDEN MEANING IN
WALTER SCOTS LINES
DR.. Rufus Choate Discovers New
Treasures in "The Talisman.n

Under the surface of mere words a
Scott's The Talisman" The discoverer
of the hidden narrative is DIR. Rufus
Cboate, of Washington, who reveals 1t
in a similar disclosure of a unique
science, THE Science of Correspon-
dences" The two remarkable creations
in fact, the new art and it's first
product are found III The Correspon-
dences of the Talisman." just published
in three volumes, covering the first three
chapters of Scott's celebrated story
"A Story Within a Story would be a
fitting title for this particular work, and
would. perhaps. best describe its scope
Commonplace words that seem import
ant in the book have been chosen by
DR.. Choate for a thorough analysis, and
If put together in the new meaning form
different sense.
ut is known that there is a physical
body" says the author in the introduce
ton, and 1t is believed there is a men
tai body. The science of correspon-
dences will describe every particular of
this mental body. 1t is the thread that
leads softly through the mysterious
labyrinth of the mental world It shows
what we are, whence We came, and
whittier we are going.
SO the personalities OF The Tails
man are pictures that accurately dem
onstrate the orderly working of each
particular of the universe" he con-
tinues. They act under the law that to
be true they must be true in every re-
spect-true to themselves, and true to
each particular with which they come
in contact"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
Service Leads az Bat.

Service led everyone at the bat. Be
sides his two corklng two-b aggers. he
also obtained timely singles in the third
and fifth innings. Earnest was second
best, with three safe bingles TO his cred
It. while Kannelly got single on top Of
his three-sacker. Bielaski was weak at
the bat. and could only PUNK the pellet
into unguarded territory on one occa-
sion. The Columbians had on their bat
ting toys, and drove Munier from the
box in the fourth session; after maxim Z
seven voyages around the four-bag cir
cult. and then hoped on Escherich's pet
benders and assaulted them. The south
paw, however. famed out Kannelly
twice, and held down the hits consider
ably Only one more run was gotten
after his advent in the box
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
NEWS NOTES FROM BOYDs.

BOYDS, Md. June 3-The remains of
Mrs Mary S. Fletchall were inferred in
Monocacy Cemetery. at Beallsville. yes
terday in the presence of large assem-
blage. Services were held at the home
OF her son. Arthur Poole FletchaI, at
which the Rev. E. L. Blakemore, pastor
of the Epworth NJ. f. Church South of
Washington. officiated. John H. VIII
liams. Charles s Elgin, Thomas V. Fyfre
William A. Gassaway, J. H. Spurrier
and Benjamin White were the pail
bearers.
Several hundred persons from different
sections OF the county gathered at Daw-
sonville Monday ana saw an exciting
game of baseball between DawsonyIlle
and Beallsville teams. Jacksonville won
after stubborn contest by score CT
II to Is.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
MEN OF MILLIONS LET
GRIEVANCE DAY" PASS
WeStcheSter's Wealthy Residents
Make Few Complaints.

TARRYTOWN, June 3.-Assessors of
Tarrytown, North Tarrytown, Mamaro-
neck. and other towns in Westchester
day." but there were few men of wealth
who entered protests because of high
assessments.
William and John D. Rockefeller are
pleased with the assessments on their
domains, as the assessors are compelled
TO determine the amount of assessment
not according to their judgment but at
the figures which the courts decreed
after q battle which cost the town $780,
600. John d. Rockefeller is assessed on
about $500. 600
Mark Twain stole march on the as
SCISSORS and had the supreme court re-
duce his assessment from $40, 900 to St0,-
900. This was before he had improved
his Tarrytown place. This year he is
assessed at SAT 900, and will not make
another fight
Gen. Howard Carroll, who has a big
stone mansion on a high Tarrytown hill,
asserts that he has been assessed tco
high and will carry his fight to the su-
preme court
Complaints made by persons of wealth
yesterday were kept secret by the as
SCISSORS. Miss Helen M. Gould, although
assessed at a high figure, has never
made complaint and is satisfied. John
D. Archbold, George Legg, Louis Stern,
John t. Terry, H. NJ Matthiessen, Ed
win H. Weatherbee. and A. c. Bostwick
made no objection to the values Diaeed
on their properties.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-06-03
GYMNASIUM WILL PUT
CORSET OUT OF BUSINESS
Athletic Girls Have Small Waists,
Broad Shoulders, and Deep Lungs.

ANN ARBOR. Mich, June 3-Athletic
college girls are becoming smaller in
waist and broader In shoulders II the
recorded measurements. taken by Dr.
Alice G. Snyder. of the Barbour gym
nasium. form criterion. Dr. Snyder
attributes the smaller waists 20 the
teaching OF a more correct position of
standing. and the Strengthening of the
muscles Of the shoulders.
One chart picked out at random shows
that the young subject effected a de-
crease of one inch In waist measure, her
shoulders were half an inch broader. and
her lung capacity increased from l53 to
230 inches in a year
The gymnasium, ii IS concluded, may
drive the corset out OF business.