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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

windmill were fixed on the top it
would be an improvement. To be OF
any real use the scarecrows must
not be placed in position until they
are absolutely required and removed
directly they have served their pur-
pose, otherwise spoggie will get ai
familiar with them as with the trees
themselves. and thus all beneficial
results will he lost. To make the
movable scarecrow, get three pieces
of two-inch iron galvanized down
pipe, viz. one four feet and the other
two feet long. Solder them together
in the shape of cross, with cap
soldered on the top end of the four
foot length. At the end of one arm
fasten piece of tin, say one side
of kerosene tin with about half an
inch of the top edge, cut along three
inches from each end, and one strip
bent out at right angles on one side,
. the other the same on the opposite
side, to form two short arms, from
which arms hang iron nuts suspend
ed by strings. These nuts will keel
on striking the tin as the figure re-
wolves with the wind (when there
is any). Drive siX-foot length oi
thrcc-fourths-inch gas pipe and dress
il up accordingly TO taste, either as
a lady or gentleman. \ kerosene tir
with n hole in the bottom and 4
two-nch slit on each side about hall
way down would perhaps help t'
form the body, ~ well as causing
more noise, especially if three ol
four iron nuts were suspended hi
strings inside of it,"
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
How to Keep Cider Sweet.

A correspondent of Farm and Fire
side says; "rhere is practically no
way of keeping cider from fermenting
unless something is done to stcrilize
it. This sterilizing may he done by
raising the cider to temperature
of $50 degrees three times, allowing
il 10 cool between, and finally
bottling when hot. This is certainly
the best way Of treating it If you DO
not wish to use "A drug. In my own
experience ] prefer to keep it sweet
= '''-n - - our-l.'f pound +
carbonate of soda to n barrel. not
making it until late in the autumn,
when cold weather is assured, and
then keeping it cold during the win
ter. If it is in n room the temper
ature Of which is just below frcez-
ing point it VIII not freeze, but will
be cold enough to prevent any very
active fermentation"
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

At "A horticultural meeting an Illi-
nois fruit grower said: ! had little
orchard of 60 trees that were ten
years old, and we never had secured
a plum from that orchard. Every
plum rotted last year, and this year
we sprayed three times with the Bor-
deaux mixture agd Paris green, and
the trees that We did not spray the
plums all rotted, just the same as
they had before; in fact, we got SO
disgusted with them that we cut out
about eight or ten trees to expert
ment on, and now We wish we had
them back again.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
WEI
Heart From Attack
of LaGrippe.
Palpitation, Smother.
ing, Short Breath.
Dr. Miles Heart Cure
Cured Me.

The terrible after effects of LaGrippe are
most dangerous when they attack the heart,
the engine OF life. Weak hearts are as com
mon as weak stomachs and when an attack is
made upon the weak heart, that organ soon
becomes diseased heart and the patientwil
unless promptly treated, suffer long and
eventually die of heart disease, the dread OF
millions. Dr. Miles Heart Cure strengthens
and regulates the hearts action. cnrches the
blooi and improves the circulation.
"Some years ago had an attack OF the
grip, and it lett me with very weak heart.
Palpitation, shortneSs OF breath and smother
ing spells that made me sit up in bed to
breathe, robbiug me of sleep, made me most
miserable would become tatlgued and
exhausted from the least exertion and was
in such a critical condition that ] could not
attend to my business. My physician seemed
unable to control my case, and instead OF
getting better | was gradually growing
weaker every day Then began taking DIR.
Miles Heart Cure and al er had used two
bottles | was greatly improved. i continued
with the remedy until had taken in a. six
bottles, when | was able to attend to bust.
ness without inconvenience. ! was com
pletely and permanently cured of heart
trouble by DR.. Mi eS Heart Cure and cheer
fu " recommend it to all sufferers from that
terrible affliction. II. EHLE, Glovers'
vile, n. y.
All druggists sell and guarantee first bot.
tie DR.. Miles Remedies. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Address
DR.. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
,!(l{|aAlllgiGBlIlRIE !(l{|al
assa:ASss. y
UNIQUE SCARECROw.
+" s'hc Inrention of an Australian
Genius Who PrOnOunces 1t n
Great Success.

A writer in Garden and Field, an
excellent Australian paper, says that
scarccrow made like the one pic
tured proved very effective. He de-
scribes it as follows:
"A is piece of three-fourths-inch
gas pipe inserted firmly in the soil
so as to stand six feet above ground;
the top end must be smooth. B is OF
galvanized downpipe, with an end
soldered on the top. c c are shor,
pieces of downpipe soldered on b. \
is piece of tin or iron cut as de-
scribed and shown. ID is n dead bird
or wing of fowl. If n noisy toy
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
His Opinion.

away back in the dark ages" said
the Kohack philosopher, IA baked
toad in a sill>en bag was prescribed
for rheumatism. In the enlightened
present we resort to the faith cure,
magnetic healing, the mud bath, cleo.
tricity, and one sonorous-s soundinS
opathy or another. About the only
advarce / can detect mt
,netho6p r-
is s.~aat. they am !, 80 sous-- - 49,
toad. Puck
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
Heard In the shaft.

Mrs. Ilarlemfiat (pettishly)-
George, l wish you would rock the
baby.
Harlemfat (grufiiy)-What'll I rock
the baby for?
Mrs. Harlemflat (bristling)-Because
he's not very well, and what's more,
half Of him is yours, and you should
not object to rocking him.
Harlemflat-Well, don't half belong
to you?
Mrs. Harlemhat-Yes.
Harlemfat-Well. you can rock your
half and let my half holler.-N. Y.
Times.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
An Angry ThreRi.

Struggling Merchant-lf you don't
attend to business better, I'll reduce
your income by one-half.
Chief Clerk-Eh? Only yesterday
you said you thought of taking me
into partnership.
Struggling Merchant-That's what
! mean.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

Minnie-WeIl, I'm glad Kit Spur
long is going to be married at last.
Lutie-Ihe tone Of your voice
doesn't indicate it.
Minnie-But | am. When the list
of marriage licenses is published
everybody will find out she's 81 years
old. Chicago Tribune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
Too Much SurDIuS.

Husband-Are you aware, my dear,
that it takes three-fourths of my sal
AIRY to meet your drcssmaker bills?
Wife-Goodness gracious, What do
you do with all the rest of your money?
Chicago American.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
The American Novel.

"Why don't you write an American
novcl?"
Il have thought of it," answered the
literateur, "bnt was deferred by the
fact that could not decide whether to
make the hero an Englishman, a
frcnchman or 4 German" shing-
ton Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
4uise Different.

May-But why do you think he made
mistake in taking up music as a pro-
fession? | always though he played
the fiddle rather well.
Ann.-lts quite evident that you
never heard him perform upon the
violin.-Brooklyn Life.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
Tb Women.

Miss Van Der Whoop-Yes. Miss
BInns, | am the Youngest member Of
one Of the Oldest families in New York.
Miss Binns (enyiously)-I don't doubt
that its the Oldest family-if you're
the youngest member!-Smart Set.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

Mr.. Torque-How much did you pay
for that opera cloak?
Mrs. Torque-Twenty-fve dollars,
dear.
THAT price for a cloak is a sin and n
shame"
"Well, the sin will rest on my own
ders."-Baltimore Herald.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
Not just What She Wanted.

"Weil," he said, drawing himself up
proudly, "what il have past? Such
d thing is not uncommon nowadays.
"Oh, no. she answered, IL realize
that. But never cared for the COM
mon. / think I'll wait for some one
with a re.'-Chicago Record-IIer-
aid.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

Lucie-Yes, my husband had to
leave the city on business to-day.
Maud-You'Il feel lonesome, then,
l suppose.
Lucie--Yes, but fortunately my
mother wrote yesterday that she is
coming to see us.--Brooklyn Life.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
The POST,
MiddlebUrg,
The Happy Day

No use to hunt the happy W'
They're with you all the t,s
They're loafin' with you I.l'
An singin' in a rhyme.
No use to search the word u
An think they're far and =
The brightest of 'em still alsH
In violets at your feet,
Atlanta Constitution.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
Didn't Erightcn Him,

"lIorace Greeley once said that man
with more than million dollars is a
nuisance"
well, Id rather be that kind of q
cuisance than the other kind"
What other kind?"
"The kind that wants to borrow a
N."-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
For Publication Only.

The Ingenus- What did the man
ager say when you asked him for a
raise?
The Soubrette--He offered TO give
me q raise of fifty week in the
press reports, IL I'd accept reduc-
tion Of five week in casb.--Puck.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
,FROFzE

The matter of feed is G
tremendous importance to t.c
farmer. Wrong feeding !,
loss. Rioht feeding Is rro;5
The cu2-,o-dctc fornc:ia-'
what to iced his COWS t. e.
the r@yy, milk, his PIGS to s.,
the most pork, his hens ,e
get the most eggs. Science.
But how about the children:
Arc they fed according to
science, a bone food if boNCf
are soft and undcvcloped, a
flesh and muscle food il they
are thin and weak and a blood
food if there is anemia?
Scots Emulsion is mixed
food; the Cod Liver Oil in it
makes flesh, blood and muscle,
the Lime and Soda make bone
and brain. 1t is the standard
scientific food for delicate
children.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
4 silent Game.

Tommy-Can we play at keeping u
shop in here, mamma?
Mamma (who has headache)-Cer-
tainly, but you must be very, very
quiet.
Tommy-Well, Wen pretend We don't
t.-Tit-Bits.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

"Ab. says the visiting foreigner to
the magnate who has engineered the
great deal in corn, II suppose you
are one of the famous captains of
industry that your country has pro-
duccd."
"Sr." replied the corn-king, 81 am
n colonel. Judge.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
JEFFERSON MEMORIAL
Society Formed to Erect Tablet
in Washington.
AN APPEAL TO AMERICAN PEOPLE
Asked to Contribute Funds to Honor
the Man Who Wrote the Declaration
oflndependsnce-Consress of VIII NOT
Be Asked For Aid.

OF eperosnce-Con9ress WIN No'
Be Asked For Aid.
Washington, Feb 1.-THE Thomas
Jefferson Memorial Association. organ
lied Tor the purpose of erecting at
the national capital an appropriate and
truly national memorial to the author
of the Declaration of Independence,
through its president, Admiral George
Dewey. has issued an appeal to the
American people for funds to carry
out the object Of the association. The
text OF the appeal is as follows:
To the American People - The
Thomas Jefferson Memorial Associa-
ton has been organized to take up
the long neglected duty of erecting
! fitting memorial to the memory of the
/ man who wrote the Declaration of In
/ dependence
We have here beautiful and costly
! tributes to the memory OF American
! soldiers. sailors statesmen, physicians.
| inventors and philanthropists, and the
soldiers and sailors of France are
honored. but there is not one tablet
to the memory of that great Ameri-
can. Thomas Jefferson.
We ask the people to contribute ac-
cording to their ability to this me
mortal. Congress will not be asked
for money. as we rely solely upon the
people, the young and the old, the
children and their parents, tor the
success Of the movement.
The character and cost of the pro-
posed memorial canont be stated, but
it will be appropriate to the greatness
Of the man and the Importance of the
document from which his name is in
separable. Rigid economy will be OBJ
served in the expenses Of carrying on
the work.
Every contributor will receive a GER
tifcate acknowledging his subscrip-
tions, and carrying with it member
ship in the association. In time to
come these certificates will be
badges of honor"
Contributions, checks. money orders
or drafts should be made payable 10
the order of the treasurer of the as
sociation. Mr.. Jesse B. Wilson. presi
dent of the Lincoln National Bank
The people will be kept informed ol
all important action of the associa
ton. Communications adressed to the
secretary. Mr.. W. S. Mclean, will re
ceive prompt and respectful attention
, GEORGE DEWEY
7 Admiral of the Navy, President.
The association is now complete In
its list of officers, every state being
, ~ .Sl~asar,Ss5-[hy q utsesesresident. ans
in some cases by a member of tht
board of governors. No great move
ment OF a similar character in thi;
country. it is claimed, has as its Off
GERS more men of national characte
and influence than this organization
The association. it is stated, is thor
oughly ron-partisan, the design ben!
merely To raise a memorial to Mr.
jefferson rs the writer Of the Dcclara
tion of Independence.
Anon the vice presidents OF the as
sociation are The following: Delaware
John 5. Russell: Maryland. Admira
W. 5. ScLla"; Wv Jersey, Woodrow
Wilson. pr siior- ot Princeton Uni
vcrsitv: Ttnrsr'""nia Robert +
Pattison. Virginia. John W Daniel
| West Ni~-iuia. Charles J. Faulkner.
/
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
Wonderful builders,

81 have built up great many thin
people" said the Ian with chin
whiskers.
do you sell health food?" asked
the curious crowd.
mo, | make padded overcoats." -
Chicago Daily News.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

Doctor-I'm afraid ! made mis-
take in that last prescription sent
over.
Druggist-That's all right, Doc. ]
couldn't read it, anyhow, so ! gave
the man a mixture of my own.-Chi-
cago American.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

Angry Father (stick in hand, to lit
tie Willy)-Why are your clothes
sI..'' 80 .ir.,Iu.y!
Little Willy (whimpering)-I fell in
the gutter.
"And with your new trousers on?"
"Yes, pa. didn't have time to come
home and change 'em."-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

Mr.. Scrappeigh-You always told
me that there was no fool in your
family.
Mrs. Scrappeigh-That was before
we were married, John.-Brooklyn
Life.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
The Appreciation,

The Author (after the first perform
ance)-Well, what DO you think Of my
play?
Feminine Friend-lt was just love-
ly! Who designed the heavenly
dresses ?-Brooklyn Life.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

Close Merchant-Yes. sir, ! want a
new bookkeeper; but you won't do.
Applicability ! ask why?
, Close Merchant-You are as bald as
billiard ball, sir. A man with no hair
TO wipe his pen on will rust out whole
box every weekly. Y. Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
An Anonym O us Attack.

Brown-To my knowledge have not
an enemy in the world.
Jones-I have; somebody sent my
little boy tin horn by mail!-Detroit
Free Prese.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

TIE man who 10 the highest rung
Goes easiest and best
is he who always gives his tongue
Vast quantities Of rest
San Francisco Bulletin
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
4 Drenn m.

II dude in his automobile
Should collide with a scorcher a-wheel
And the crash TO ensue
Should demolish the two
'Twould seem much too good TO be real
N Y. Herald
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
Not MT All Emha rrassed

rs it true that Piker is financially
embarrassed?"
He is awfulIy in debt, but it doesn't
seem TO embarrass him a t all."-Cincin.
natl Enquirer.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

o! "Care will kill a cat" they say,
And so when forth you fare
t. Kill such beasts by night or day
lie Carefu. to take care.
philadelphia Press.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

Mother-Now take your medicine
Johnny, and I'll give you a penny,
Johnny-Not much | won't. That's
medicine tastes so bad it's worth 4
nickel easily-Chicago American.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
REvoLvING CASE.
Pipe, Post ard Legs.

The legs attached by roundheaded to the tu
Into this post is forced iron pipe, which up throug the
and to which the castings at the top attached Arou |
the CASE revolvcs.
AS HOME OFFICE or LIBRARY article claim its equal Id
exist The accuracy of this statement be confirmed by 1
letters Of the highest commendaton from thousands of M
torneys Physicians, Government State and County Officials
and Business Men, Over 1000 have been sold in the United
and orders for large lots from England and as
countries. -tD' =
HOW FINISHED.-It is handsomely finished in Andqs
and an ornament to any Office, Library Parlor
AS GIFT-Nothng made is suitable to presentb bi
or as avoiding Birthday Gift than this Stand.
HOW SHIPPED.-This Stand is sent knocked down. wnF4
heavy paper making package of 20 lbs BY Freight Il
d class and about half what it would cost if sent
Plain directions for putting together accompany each Stand
While the regular price of this Stand is $780, for short q
allowed to sell them the wholesale rate of Three Dollars
B., Ggo Or will send the Posi- year prepaid ard
Stand shipped f. O. b. Chicago, for $3.50.
The POST,
MiddlebUrg |
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
gimp1y Inebe

La Fiancee-I am 80
papa is speculating 50 r
LIE Fiance-so am !. -
almost criminal for . -
late with money ths'
saved for his son-lp'"
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
Biack uialh

Caller-I've found tha' =.
that y'r wife is adver'ia'
reward fer. .,,|
Gentleman-You paw ~
Caller--Yep; an if y' o. y n
ten dollars III take ii W
Weekly.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12

TO the girl who sees the I,.,s,d
The saddest words OF ionsta u
Are these: "IIe asked ny, NJ
The poor fool never cans
Chicago Record-H -HeraIo
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-02-12
The Assumption of the Idle.

Though you may toll your whole life
through,
Some man with lazy pride
VIII yuoeT, and say that he could co
Much better Il he tried
Was EiEgt0n Star.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-16

During sudden and terrible at
tack of Group our little girl was un
conscious from strangulation. says
A. L. Spaford, postmaster, Chester
Mich, and a dose of One Minute
Cough Cure was administered and
repeated often. 1t reduced the
swelling and Inflammation, cut the
mucus and shortly the child was
resting easy and speedily recovered.
1t cures coughs, colds, lagrippe, and
all throat and lung troubles. One
Minute Cough Cure fingers In the
throat and chest and enables the
lungs to contribute pure, health
giving oxygen to the blood.
Opera House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-16
For sale at Opera House Drugstore
New Postage Stamps.
4 nofJce fyom the INST

A notice from the postofice de-
partment at the national capital
gives the new designs which will
be used on the stamps on envel'
opes. The one-cent stamp will bear
the picture of Franklin and will be
green 10 color; the two cent stamp
that of Washington and red In col
or; the four-cent stamp will bear
the likeness of Grant and will be
brown In color; the five cent stamp
will bear Linooln's picture and will
be blue In color. The embossed
stamps will bear the names Of the
subject, date of birth and date OF
death.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-16
One Hundred Dollars n BSS

Is the value II. A. TisdaIe, SUM.
merton, S. c., places on DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Sa1te. He says: II
had the piles for twenty years. I
tried many doctors and medicines
but all failed except DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. 1t cured me. 1t Is a
combination of the healing proper
ties OF Witch Hazel with artIseptics
and emolllents; relieves and psrma.
nently cures blino, bleeding, Itch
ang and protruding piles, sores,
cuts, bruises, eczema, salt ,heum
and all skin disease s.
Opera House Drug Sore
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-16
A seienI fife Discovery,

Kodol does for the stomach that
which 1t Is unable TO do for itsel ,
even when but slightly dlsordered
or overloaded. Kodol supplies the
natural juices of digestion and'does
the work of the stomach, relaxing
the nervous tension, while the In
famed muscles Of that organ are
allowed to rest and heal. Kodol
digests what you eat and enables
the stomach and digestive organs
to transform all food into rich, red
blood.
Opera House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-16
Repertoire Company
All Next Week.

repertoire of standard successes
and only the cleanest and best
vaudeville procurable will be pre-
sented by the Myrkle-Harder
Stock company next week during
their engagement at the Auditori'
um. Manager Doyle assures his
patrons that this Is ane OF the best
popular priced organizations that
he hrs eyer had In his theatre, and
and an evening spent there will
satisfy even the most critical.
Among the plays which this COM
pany controls In this territory are
"a Nutmeg Match" by VIM. Ha-
worth; Caught 10 the Web" by
Joseph DeBrani; "Kidnapped," by
David K. Higgins, and Naval
Cadet" which Jas. J. Corbett be.
came a successful star In. Each Of
these plays as we'll as the others IN
the repertoire are correctly cos
TUNED and mounted, and the com
pauy has been cast with a special
regard to individual fitness.
Among the high class vaudeville
features are the dainty little SOU
brette, Emma Myrkle; the charac-
ter comedian, Will Harder, Allen
Bright, Comedy Sketch Artists;
Eddie Koran, Buck and Wing dan
Ger, Frank Whittier, the Tramp
Parodls," and Willard aud Reeves
with a collection of beautiful slides
and only the latest songs. During
their engagement here they will
sing several songs that have never
been illustrated west Of Plttsourg.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-01-16
Opera House Drug Store

The next time you 60 to drive a
hog that will not go, just tie an ear
of corn on the end of a rope or strap
and drag 1t on the ground just In
front of the hogs nose aud see how
fast YOU have 10 travel. .