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The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
A 7u?gative Pleasure.

If you ever took DeWitt's Little
Early Risers for biliousness or con-
stipation you know what purgative
pleasure is. These famous little
pills cleanse the liver and rid the
system of all bile without producing
unpleasant effects. They do not
gripe, sicken or weaken, but give
tone and strength to the tissues and
organs involved. W. Fl. Howell, of
Houston, Tex, says mo better pill
Can be used than Little Early Risers
for constipation, sick headache, etc"
Sold By all druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
The Pleasure Of Eating.

Persons suffering from Indigestion,
dyspepsia or other stomach trouble
will find that Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
,digests what eat you and makes the
stomach sweet. This remedy is a
never failing cure for Indigestion
and Dyspepsia and all complaints
affecting the glands or membranes
of the stomach or digestive tract.
When you take Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure everything you eat tastes good,
and every bit Of the nutriment that
your food contains is assimilated and
appropriated by the blood and tissues.
Sold by all druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16

There are many blessings which
the Lord conveys to the children
through human instrumentalities.
He expects all OF us to be helpers one
of another.
A woman will not believe a saint if
he tells her what she does not want
to believe; she will believe the black
est william if he tells her what she
wants to believe.
Foley's Kidney Cure makes the
disease kidneys sound 80 they will
eliminate the poisons from the
blood. The Kaufman Drug Co.
The greatest trotting feat in the
history Of the world was performed at
Reidville, Mass, on Monday by a
mare named "Lou Dillon" making a
mile in two minutes.
Such has been the improvement in
engine boilers and fire boxes that the
power derived from a pound of coal
today is nearly three times as great
as it was fifty years ago.
When troubled with constipation
try Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. They are easy to take and
produce no gripping or other unpleas-
ant effect. For sale by The Kauf.
mann Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
Mark TAYLOR Released.

Mark Taylor, the white man charged
with killing of Ed. Moore about two
weeks age, says Fridays Evening
Record, has been released on $1,000
bail. Mr.. William S. Nelson, attor-
ney for Taylor, went before Judge
Townsend at Camden and the appli-
cation for ball was granted. The
case will come up at the next term of
court for Richland county and the
plea of self defense will be put up.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
Boys Composition On Parents.

Boys Composition On Parents.
Parents are things most boys have
to look out after them. Most girls
also have parents. Parents consists
of Mas and Pas. Pas talk a great
deal about what they are going to do,
but it's mostly Mas. that makes you
mind.
Sometimes it is different tho Once
q boy came home from college on va
cation. His parents lived on farm.
There was work to be done on the
farm. Work on the farm always has
to be done early in the morning.
This boy didn't get up. His sister
goes to the stairway and calls:
"Willis, tits beautiful morning.
Rise and list to the lark"
The boy didn't say anything. Then
Ma calls: .
William, it is time to get up. Your
breakfast is growing cold"
The boy kept right on, not saying
anything. Then his Pa puts his
head in the stairway, and says ne:
"Bill!"
Coming. sin" says the boy.
I know boy that hasn't got any
parents. He goes in swimming when
ever he rlsases. But I am going to
stick to my parents. However, 1
don't tell them 90 cause they might
Get it into their heads that l couldn't
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16

get along without them. Says this
boy to me:
parents are nuisance; they aren't
what they're cracked up to be-"
Says I to him:
just the same I find 'em handy
to have. Parents have their failings,
of course, like all of us, but on the
whole I approve of 'em, and I hope
good boys will continue to have EN-"
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
What is Life?

In the last analysis nobody knows,
but we do know it is under strict law.
Abuse that law even slightly, pain
results. Irregular living means de-
rangement of the organs, resulting
in Constipation, Headache or Liver
trouble. DR.. Kings New Life Pills
quickly readjusts this. Its gentle,
yet thorough. Only 25c., at the
Kaufman Drug Cos, Drug Store.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
The Lexington Dispatch.
Wednesday, September IS. 1903.
Horse Sense.
Winnsborro News aud Herald.


Our exchanges these days>are filed
with much advice on very import
ant matter about which We must con-
fess that We are wholly ignoraut-the
time to sell cotton. Some advise that
farmers sell as rapidly as they gather
it, and others say hold it till later IN
the seasoo. So far as our obserVa-
ton in the matter 60, we are inclined
TO think that the man who sells his
cotton year in and year out as soon as
il is gathered is the man that gets the
most for his crop. Bat be that as it
may, there is one thing that we are
entirely sure about, and that is the
man who doesn't depend entirely
upon cotton for money with which to
pay for those things that he cannot
raise and also for those things that
he should raise is the man that's get
ting the best returns for his labor on
the farm. Il matters not what the
price of cotton is, there is no money
TO the farmer in raising only cotton if
he has to pay two or three prices tor
the other products which he could 80
easily raise on the farm. 1t is with
farming as with every other business
il is not the gross sales that deter
mine the success of business, but
the net profits are the thing that
counts. There is another fact that
we think great many real good busi-
ness men as farmers forget, and that
is that the direct results are not the
only thing to be taken into considera-
ton. For instance: even if q farmer
some years should gain by having
planted largely of cotton, it should
NOT be forgotten that he has forgotten
that he has suffered an indirect loss
by not improving his land. In other
words it must be lost sight OF that
that system of farming that brings
not only its direct returns in the way
o: ready cash, but also brings its IN
direct returns in the way OF improv-
ING the lands on which one lives and
in laying the foundation for even
larger returns on the outlay. What
ever the price of cotton this fall (and
every indication is that it will be good,
it is to be hoped from every stand
point that it will not have the effect
Of causing the farmers to lose sight OF
giving more and more of their atten-
tion to the little industries that have
possibilities within them that have
never been possible with cotton.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
Distress After Eating Cured.

Judge W. T. Holland, of Green's
burg, L., who is we'll and fa7orably
known, says: 'Two years ago 1
suffered greatly from indigestion.
After eating, great distress would
invariably result, lasting for an hour
or so and my nights were restless.
I concluded to try Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure and it cured me entirely. Now
my sleep is refreshing and digestion
perfect" Sold by all druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
Bueklen's A1nica salve.

Has worldwide fame for marvel
lous cures. It surpasses any other
salve, lotion, ointment or balm for
Cuts, Corns, Burns, Boils, Sores,
Felons, Ulcers, letter, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, Chapped Hands, Skin
Eruptione; infallible for Piles. Cure
guaranteed. Only 25c., at The Kauf-
mann Drug Co., Druggists.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
Has Sold 4 Pile Of Cham berlain's $
Cough Remedy.

I have sold Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for more than twenty years
and it has given entire satisfaction.
I have sold a pile of it and can recon-
mend it bighly.-Josepb McElhiney,
Linton, Iowa. You will find this
remedy good friend when troubled
with cough or cold. It always
affords quick relief and is pleasant to
take. For sale by The Kaufman
Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
Neatly Executed.

Remember tnat the Dispatch Job
Printing Department is prepared to
do your job printing on the shortest
notice. All kinds of commercial
printing neatly executed at moderate
prices. Only the best quality Of
material is used. Give US trial by
placing your order for envelopes and
note heads or anything with Us.
We guarantee satisfaction.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
sprains.

S. A. Read, Cisco, Texas, writes,
March 11th, 1901: my wrist was
sprained 30 badly by a fall that it was
useless; and after using several reme-
dies that failed to give relief, used
Ballard's Snow Liniment, and was
cured. I earnestly recommend it to
any one suffering from sprains." 25c,
soc, S1.00. Sold by The Kaufman
Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
Will Be Prosecuted.

Clemson College, September TO-
A larger number than usual of the
fertilizer companies have failed to
come up to the standard required by
law in the manufacture of their
goods. This fact has been duly re-
ported to the attorney general, whose
record in enforcing the vagrancy law
in Spartanburg indicates that these
companies will be prosecuted to the
full extent of the law.
The Y. NJ. G. A. reception has been
postponed till Saturday night, the
18th.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1903-09-16
Used for Pneumonia.

DR.. G. J. Bishop, of Agnew, Mich,
saye, Il have used Foley's Honey
and Tar in three very severe cases Of
pneumonia with good results in
every case" Refuse substitutes.
The Kaufman Drug Co.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13
THE NEW YORK WORLD
THRICE-A- WEEK EDITION.
Read wherever the English
Language is Spoken.

The Thrice a Week World long
ago, established itself in public favor
and it is now recognized as the
strongest publication of its kind in
the United States. Advertisers and
publishers seeking clubbing COM
bination-and they know best
universally testify to this. 1t is
widely circulated in every State
and Territory of the Union, and
and even in remote South Africa
and on the gold fields in the deserts
of Australia. There are the things
that tell.
Next year we have the Presidential
campaign, in which all Americans
are deeply interested. Already the
issues are being discussed and the
two great parties are preparing for
the first moves. You will not want
to miss any details, and if you
subscribe now your years subscrip-
ton will cover the campaign from
beginning to end.
The Thrice-a-W Week World is
absolutely fair in its political news.
Partisan bias is never allowed to
affect is news columns, and Demo
crat and Republican alike can
obtain in its pages truthful &C
counts of all the great political
contests.
In addition to all the news, the
Thrice "a Week World furnishes the
best serial fiction, elaborate market
reports and other features of in
terest.
The Thrice-a-W Week Worlds reg
ular subscription price is only $1.0O
per year, and this pays for 156
papers We offer this, unequalled
and the DAILY HERALD
together one year for So.
The regular subscription price of
the two papers is 81.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13
PROPHET IN HIS OWN COUN-
TRY.

The Corpus Crony grew tired of
waiting for the praise of Nueces
county officials which was due from
the people South of Nueoes," that
is, the Brownsville country, and has
taken up the burden of self-exalta-
ton with its usual directness of
language. The Crony says:
Votes of thanks are now in order
from the counties south of Nueces
because Nueces county protected
them and herself from the fever in
lection. Everybody associated with
the building of the two railways to
the Rio Grande is especially under
obligations to Nueces county and
her watchful, faithful officers of
quarantine. If Nueces had not as
summed the position she did at the
outset there is little doubt that the
fever would now exist in many
places which have escaped it. When
Corpus Christi forced San Antonio
to quarantine against Laredo, she
benefited the whole State.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13
HE PUMPS RICE.

THE rice well in the farm of f. j.
Starr, near Pierce, put down by the
Stancliff Bros, of this city, was tested
yesterday and reported by eye witness
es that by an estimate made by the
Morris Pump Co, he can pump up
wards of 100 gallons per minute, with
n six-inch centrifugal pump. He con-
siders that he has one of the best wells
IN the country Ell Campo News.
Heretofore the Brownsville coun-
try has easily been the banner rice
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13
A HALSTEA D SOCIALIST.
!" KnnOn. I"

TIE esteemed BROWNSVILLE HERALD
takes issue with the Times for referring
to Mr.. w r. Hearst as practically a
socialist - The Times understood Mr.
Murat Halstead to acknowledge Mr..
Hearst's political principles to be social
istic in the circular sent out to the press
some time ago. 1t is true Mr. Halstead
did not say that Mr. Hearst was So
cialist, as he was booming him for the
Democratic nomination, but if the HER
AID will read its Hearst boost, written
by Mr. Halstead, again, the Times be-
Heves it will become convinced that
Mr. William Randolph Hearst is 'prac-
ticaIly Socialist. Laredo Times.
Good enough, my dear Alphonse;
we acknowledge that Mr.. Hearst is
a socialist of the Halstead type, but
still THE HERALD refuses to accept
Mr.. Halstead as authority on Social
ism. We always make the attempt
to take our politics straight and for
this reason we refuse to recognize
Mr. Halstead as competent author
ity on either Jeffersonian Democ--
racy or Karl Marx Socialism.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13
EEGLISH As SHE rs SPOKE.

The following from the Chicago
Tribune Will illustrate the awful
possibilities of English as She is
Spoke" and lead the reader to the
conclusion that Mexican is not the
ouly tongue-twisting lingo that is
spoken:
This was the conversation be-
tween the girl with the gum in her
mouth and the other girl with the
gum in her mouth:
"Aincha hungry"
"Yeh."
$50 my. Less go meet"
"Where?"
@Sleev 90 one places nuther"
$50 dy. Ika meet mo stennyware.
Canchoo?"
e'Yeh. Gotcher money!"
"Yeh."
$50 Wy. Gotcher aptite?"
4Yeh." Gotchoorsw
"Yeh. Howbout place crosstreet?"
''Nothin' teet there. Lessgurround
corner"
"Thattledoo zwell zennyware,
Mighta thoughta tha't6rst. Geth-
cher hat"
"Ima gettinit. Gotcher money!"
"Yeh. Didn'cheer me say l had
it? Already"
"Yeh." ~
@K'mon."
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13

UNCLE SAM could never convince
himself that the Boer republic, sue
cessfully established and duly Of
fcered, was entitled to his recogni-
ton when her integrity was at
tackled and England was seeking to
blot the fair Transyaal government
from the face of the worlds map.
Uncle Sans material interests
were not effected by the Boer strug-
gle for self-preservation only in the
way of American citizens doing a
big business in the sale of mules
and other supplies to the British
government. But when, in the aegis
of the Monroe Doctrine, a republic is
split in twain on purely political
issue Uncle Sam loses no time in
recognizing the independence of the
smaller and seeding republic. You
see, your Uncle is like everybody
else, his material interests govern
his actions regardless of moral
questions and political precedent.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13

SOME time. ago the editor of THE
HERALD was requested to name a
reliable history of Mexico. We take
pleasure in recommending "From
Empire to Republic" published by
A. c. McClurg & Co, New York.
The New York World says of this
book: 1T is short history. of Mex
leo, extremely handy and clearly
narrates the tangle of revolutions
and revolutions, out of
which Mexico has grown to stability,
power and wealth. 1t is a faithful
and valuable piece of historical
writing"
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13

A CLAIRvoYANT was fined $15C
yesterday for telling fortunes. Yet
President Roosevelt and Secretary
Hay are still at large, notwith-
standing the display of second sight
that led them to have a naval force
all ready for Panama revolution
before it happened.-New York
World.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13

growing section, but now that they
are putting down rice wells and
pumping 100 gallons per minut,
at Ell Campo NE will have to sur
render the pennant.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13
J. A. OTTMANN.
BRICK MASON

BRICK MASON
Is at present in Brownsville and
is ready TO fill any order for brick
work, plastering, or setting stones.
Has lime for sale.
Residence Cor. st. Charles and
9th Sts. Work Guarantee.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13

Our idea of TRULY great man is
one who has travelled extensively
and neither lectures nor writes
about it.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1903-11-13
Magnolia Dairy.Farm,

Shears & Putegnat. Proprietors,
VIII deliver Fresh Milk on and af-
ter June 1, 1908, at 10 cents quart,
Mexican coin.
Leave orders at Botica del Leon
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1903-04-07
Good Outlook for Wheat.

G J Gibbs, president of the Texas
Grain Dealers association, is of the
opinion that TIE outlook for the
wheat crop is the best Texas has
known for "A number of years. The
conditions existing throughout the
wheat belt are almost perfect, and
the crop has not been greatly dam
aged, as a whole by the heavy rains
While the crop in the lowlands has
not been benefited, it has not been
seriously damaged, the increased
yield IN the highlands will more
than offset the small decrease in
other places.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1903-04-07

The latest game, at
THOMAS & MOOBE's,
Oriental Drug Store.
a Great Sensation

There was a big sensation In Lees
vile, Ind, when w. H Brown Of
that place, who was expected 10 die ,
had his life saved by DR.. King ;
New Discovery for Consumption.
He writes: ~ injured insufferable
ayonies from Asthma, but your
New Discovery gave me immediate
relief and soon thereafter effected a
complete cure" Similar cures of
Consumption, Pneumonia, BrOnchi-
It's and Grip are numerous. It's the
peerless remedy tor all throat and
lung troubles. SOC and $l.00. Guar
anteea by Herring Drug Co, Drug
gists. Trial bottles free.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1903-04-07
DEV p 0 r Q " $
NEA PLASTERS
viii Cure a CoId-Stop . Cough
PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS

The Wooimen of the World meet
tonight Four limitations. Mark
Smith, G. c.; Chas. o. Atkins,
Secretary.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. A. Floy d, of
Houston, are visiting Mrs. Floyd's
mother, Mrs. a. A. Bradshaw, on
Kaufman street. Mr.. Floyd Is a
railroad engineer, and last fall he
was so badly iniured in a wreck as
to incapacitste him for work. He
says he thinks the company will
soon pay bTm damages in IA sum
sufficient to engage In some bust
ness
Mr.. George White was As home
yesterday from Waxahachie. He
said the high meguls ofthe American
Cotton Co, weT. there Saturday in
speeding the round bale plant and
they incidentally remarked that he
and Luke Harrison had the best ar
ranged and most neatly kept plant
in the district. MIR. White says be
learned from them that they are ar
ranging TO put up a round bale gin at
Garrett Ennis News.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1903-04-07
COMING EVENTS.

April S-Imr erial Bell Ringers al
Trinity University
April 9.-The Leroy Hypnotic Co
at opera house three nights.
April ll.-City school bond cleo.
ton.
April Ii pm. Trinity Universi.
ty vs.. Fort Worth University, in
baseball, at University.
April l2.-Easter Sunday.
April I3-Field day at Trinity.
April lS-Dr. D. f. Fox, at Trim
ity University.
April 2l-Field day at Park Pub
lie school
May l0-Protracted meeting al
Main Street Christian Church.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1903-04-07
Robbed The Grave.

A startling incident - narrated lbs
John oliver. OF Philadelphia, a. fol
My skin was almost yellow, eyes
sunken, tongue coated, pain coutiu
ually IN back and sides, no appetite
growing weaker every day, Three
physicians had given me up. Theg
| was advised 10 usy Electric Bit
ters; to my great Joy, the first both,
made decided Improvement Icon
tiuued their use for three week $
and | am now "A we'll man. | know
they robbed the grave Of another
victim No one should fail TO tty
them. Only 80 cents, guaranteed
at Herring Drug Co.'s drug store.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1903-04-07
Texas Midland Railroad.

A strictly up-to-date line.
Nothing too good for its pat
rons."
Elegant coaches, splendid dining
cars, serving meals a la carte at
reasonable prices, and first-class
cuisine, all go to make "a journey
over the road pleasure long to be
remembered.
Close connections made at june
tion points 10 aud from all points.
Full information regarding rates,
time cards, Pullman reservations,
etc, win be cheerfully furnished by
by any agent of the Midland OF the
undersigned on application.
r. u. Mckay, @. +. A.
Terrell. Texas.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1903-04-07
WALKS Without Crutches.

was much afflicted with sciatica,
writes Ed, 6. Mud, Iowaville, Sedg-
wick Co, Kan, going about Oh
crutches aud suffering a deal of pain
/ was induced to try Ballard Snow
Linimeut, which relieved me. 1
used three SOC bottles. 1t is the
greatest Iiniment | ever used; have
recommended 1t to a number of per
sons, ali express themselves as
being benefited by it. ! now walk
without clutches, able to perform a
great deal of light labor on the
farm" DC, SOC and Sl0O.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1903-04-07
First Monday Dinner.

The dinner served yesterday by
the ladies OF the First Presbyterian
church was quite literally patron
lied. II was an elegant spread, the
tables beihR laden with all the good
things TO eat which the ladies know
so well bow to prepare 10 tempt the
sterner sex. The handsome sum Of
$500 was realized by the ladies
from the dinner.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1903-04-07

We oasfOne HEharsd Dollars hs sArd for Any
case o. GaisFFh that eAhncG bs earsd ~ Rails
NataTTh Cure.
y J. ChkNEr 4 Co, Props. Teledo, %.
Ter the la4i five ysafs, and Aellese hsm perfectly
Aon9Fkbls IN all business ifaasaefiBns And fiaaa.
staily able TO carry cat ans owligaslan nlMde b.
their fra.
West IFaAx, Wholesale nFagxlsfs Tuleao. o.
valdez. sinnan Mafvla. W A0fsesAle pTuwTsstx,
feled0, Ohl0,
Halls CAtaTFb Care i tAkea lEfsFnaliy. Aetgax
diTeeIlg up0n the bleed anA Mue3ss surface Il -
- stem. Price, fse. per 5aatls sod ~ All Dag
kists. Te4iimonlEia free
IL halls faailg Pills arr the hesl
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1903-04-07
BEATTY AND STRENGTH

Are desirable. You are strong
and vigorous, when your blood is
pure. Many-nay. women,
fail TO properly digest their food,
and so become sallow, thin and
weak, while the brightness, fresh
ness and beauty of the skin aud
complexion, depart. Remedy this
unpleasant evil, by eating nourish-
ing food, and taking a small dose OF
Herbine after each meal. TO digest
what you have eaten. jOc at Hood
a Martins.