Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-12-19

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CLASS II.
SPELLING.
PROPER enough, DO doubt, 'twould be
II you spelled Cleanliness with c:
But q better way to spell Il ! know,
lust S-A-P-O-L-I-O.
For that famed soap doth work a spell
And leads to Cleanliness so well
That all pronounce the two the same
Identical meaning though different name.
CLASS ~ READING
THE short word READING, II twisted. It's
said,
VIII prove we GAIN by all we've RED;
But READING is such a valued thing
Its merits in no EAR I'll DING.
For he on learning's road must bag
Who fails to RIDE that gentle NAG.
III just point out one handy rule:-
You'll always find there is A POOL.
Wherever there's SAPOLi0
And so for water need not goi
Each combination has the same letters as
the word READING. rs A POOL" has
the same letters as SAPOLIO.
CLASS ".
PUNCTUATION.
WIEN you have put coal on q the Ore,
Perhaps you, too, flame up with ire,
And with an exclamation mark q
Your hands are now a shade too dark
But then may come a g. happy thought
OF wonders which that soap has wrought,
Whose widespread use through a period q
long,
Beyond all question marks (????) It strong.
SO you ditto g. the course you always 20
Ana make dash q for SAPOLO.
ARITHMETIC
TO MULTIPLY your pleasure each day
SUBTRACT all dirt that comes your way;
But to do this, you ought to know,
You first must ADD Sapolio,
Which will DIVIDE by 3 your moiI
And require but a FRACTION Of former
toll:
For 1.-THE Rule of Three" as may be seen.
Is DIRT plus SAiDLI0 equals CLEAN!
CLASS VI.
GEOGRAPHY.
IN life, whatever is your SPHERE,
IT'S safe to STATE dirt will appear;
And this must quite annoying be-
ROT dirt is no delight to SEA
But though 1t be piled MOUNTAIN high,
'Tis PLAIN that it win quickly fly,
II you've notion (AN OCEAN to OBEY
And follow what the wisest say:
And all Of them SayPOEEo,
For that makes ey'rything clean as snow
WHEN crusty old DIOGENES went on n
daytime chase
with lighted lantern held before his phil
Osophic face,
He did not seek an honest man as bisto-
But s'lrched for a dishonest man, and
sought him everywhere.
For dishonest grocer had palmed or on
him some soap
That failed to clean his lantern and at
night had made him grOpe.
80 now ne sought that rascal man round
Athens, high and low,
To make the man refund the coin or give
SAPOLI0!
CLASS VIII.
PHYSIOLOGY.
DO not give EAR TO counsel bad,
For ev'ryone NOSE that makes ore sad
The worst advice that TONGUE can tell
is. Take this soap, twill do as well
Just put your FOOT down firH' and
And tell the clerk his BRAIN is wrong.
And you've experience quite in point
TO put his statement OUT OF JOINT.
Just NAIL his lies and let him know
Your HEART is set on SAPOLIO!
CLASS TX.
IT Is matter OF general NOTE
That into house or FLAT will float
Dust and dirt TO take their place
In fashion thst's impolite aud BASS.
TOT never mlnd now SHARP you are
Their sly invasion you cannot BAR
Unless the proper KEY you know,
Which Is, of coarse, SAPOLlO-
The soap that brings you REST right
soon,
And keeps your house or FLAT in
TUNE!
CLASS Y.
ALGEBRA
LET Housewife equal y plus e X-l-E
Let the sign FOR SapOlio be: Z
For Dirt let minus Y be hao:- x
Then all these symbols we will add.
The and minus X drop out
tAs anyone can see no doubt
And leave what must the housewife
please
The happy symbol we call ease. ZEE
CLASS XI.
SHORTHAND.
The clevereSt hands, both short and long,
Are far too clever to purchase wrong:
so they buy the soap with the little short
hand
soap that dirt cannot withstand
or the soap with stenographic speed
is the sort Of cleaner that people need
70 hendily handle in handsome hands,
Hand Sapolfo only meets the demands.
The a shes of tha Dean