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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
He Startled Her.

Some women" he said, have very
little sense of rhythmic time in their
heads. Are you good at keeping step,
Miss Gushleigh"
"Oh, Mr. Grubbins," she cried. this
is so sudden"
For of course all she knew about
keeping step was confined to the wed
ding march.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
A. Practical M UsunI.

Poor Maxwell. did you buy that
book telling nll about how to economize
I'm the Kitchen
Wife-Yes. I've got IT,
Poor Man-Thats good. Nhat does
Il say?
Wife full of recipes telling how
to utilize cold roast turkey, but we
haven't the turkey.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
Parliamentary "PoppinE."

4 member of congress had been pay
ing attention 10 a young lady for Il
long while and had taken her TO at-
tend the house until she WAS we'll
posted I'm the rules. ON The last day
If the session as they came out hc
bought her Il bouquet Of flowers and
said TO her. May offer you my hand
ful Of n0wcrsI7 She replied promptly,
Il move 10 amend by omitting All after
the word hand" lie blushingly ac-
ceptcd the amendment and they adopt
"a IL unanimously.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
HrInInn Hsna

Intrepid Widow Speaking of conur
drums. Mr.. SlOcum. here's a good one
Why is the letter I'd Ike a wedding
ringf
Procrastinatlng BncLeior-Oh. In n
good az cOnundrums.
intrepid W!dow-You give II dp'
WHY. because "wc" can't be- wed
without Il,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
A Nice Little Task.

An expert mathematician once set
himself the nice little task OF calculat-
ing the number of different ways In
which fifty-two cards Of pack can he
distributed among four players. thir-
teen TO each, taking every possible com
bination and Formulation.
IL would be no use TO present the
answer here In a long row OF figures,
FOR no one can realize to himself what
such a numerical array really conveys
nor would II be much better 10 play
with the words billions and trillions,
seeing that these are mere words and
nothing more 10 most OF us, but the
following illustration Is more likely to
be appreciated by tho ordinary reader
II the entire population Of the earth
were to deal the cards incessantly day
and night for 100000 years. at the
rate Of deal by each person a minute
they would not have exhausted the one
hundred -thousandth part OF tho mum
Der Of essentially different ways In
which the cards can be so distributed.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

Yabsley-l have always had m idea
that after couple had been married
Cor some time even their thoughts be
came 10 Il great degree Identical An
] right. Peck?
llr. y. Peck-You arc. About this
time my wife Is thinking over what
she'll say to NE for coming home s.
late, and so am !.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

The waistcoat has always been Il
garment OF minor consideration. IL
appeared and disappeared according'to
the requirements Of the varying COS
trrnes In earlier times. and first had
official recognition under The reign oi
Charles II. II WINS IN 1896 that pTys
makes mention of the wa!stcogt ia lis
diary. This day the King began b
put on lis vest. and d'd see several
porsons Of tie house OF lords and com
mons wearing a long cassock close To
the body
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

In a recent number OF The British
Medical Journal the troublesome com
ma IS responsible for the following
wonderful animal story:
"The driver having finished milking.
his COW offered 10 take me into an ad-
joining room where the milk was
cooled. saying that while b. fetched
the manager could have n look
orouud "
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

After ali, 1t is the independence that
counts rather than either the wealth
or the poverty. The simplicity OF
standing for just what one is. without
sham or pretense. lifts a burden OF
fret or anxiety and leaves the spirit
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

Merchant Did YOU deliver my mes
sage to Mr.. SMITH
Doy-N SIR; be was ont and the Of
fee was locked up.
We'll why didn't you wait
for him. as told you?
Boy-Therc was notice on the door
saving. Return at once" 50 l came
back as Quick rs I could.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

"The trouble with father" said the
cllded vouth. "is that no has no idea
Of The ya,Ie of money
you aon't mean 10 imply that he is
a spendthr,ltT
"Not nj an. But he puts his money
nwny and doesn't appear 10 have any
appreciation OF MI the things be might
h,tv with ."-EXchange.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

The Docjor-you wonld have an at
tack Of brain fevo. but for one thing.
inpatient patient-And what's that!
Tho Doctor-The fact that nature
made you IN immrte from that par
tlcular variety of fever.-Baltimore
American.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

II IS good plan not TO eat when yoV
are hurried.
Whom YOU are troubled ssz
When you have no appetite
When you are laboring under any
strain Of mind.
when you cannot lay aside every
care and give yourself up TO leisure BY
enjoyment of the meal
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

"My husband doesn't gamble now as
hc used TO"
"Reforlned. has her
eyes: he doesn't go to the race track
nj all any more. His worst dissipa'
t;on now 4 swimming. think. AT any
rate. he says nc only goes to the pool
rooms. Philadelphia Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

4 small boy whose examination pa
pers included question IA 10 the orr
gin Of the alphabet gave the following
answer. "Anglo-SaXon was the hfst
man who wrote tha alphabet RE
wrote IT IN Crock first and then came
20 America and taught it 70 the NJ.
zion 4"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
ClcnniInesx.

Cleanliness Is next 10 godlincss. What
nm ideal world this would be II clean
llness were the rule everywhere and
In everything clean houses. clean
streets. clean bodies clean hearts. clean
accounts and clean characters.-Max'
wells Talisman.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
InfanfiIe Peryersity.

Hubby walking the floor at ? a. M
I'd Just like 10 know why this baby
persists in staying awake every night.
Wifey-Rcally. can't imagine. |
never have any trouble In keeping him
asleep In The daytime.-New York
tIrrnt.t--
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

Wealthy Resldent-Why don't you
call for more firemen, chief?
Chief of Volunteer Firemen-WeH.
YOU see, we get only one keg of beer for
putting out a fire. and the fewer there
are of us the more beer we shall have
to FIiegende Blatter
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

Guest (after struggling valiantly bnt
unavailingly for some time with fowl
Waiter. what Kind of q bird is this!
"Canvashack duck sir
"No wonder ! couldn't do anything
with H. Run and get me the scissors" "
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

> az wonder why there are no mar
riages in heaven" said the sweet young
thing.
well, heavens heaven, isn't nr
asked the crusty Observation-Disclosures
Free Press
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
The Hundred and Firty-arst rsaIm.

The Hundred and Fifty-hrEt psalm
Your Bible, II II Is of the regulation
sort, closes the book Of Psalms with
the One Hundred and Fiftiech. In the
Greek Bible, however, there Is another,
entitled ~ psalm of David after he
had slain Goliath" Athanasius praises
II very highly In his Synopsis Of the
Holy Scriptures" II was versited by
Apollinarlus Alexandrius. 4. d. $50,
and a Latin translation OF II may be
found I'm the works Of Fabricus. The
English translation Is by Baring-Gould,
the well known antiquarian:
PSALM CLI.
/. was small among my brethren. and,
growing up In my fathers house. | kept
his sheep
. Ny hands made the organ and my
fingers shaped the psaltery.
8 And who declared unto my Lord He,
the Lord. he heard all things.
l. He sent his angels and they took me
from my fathers sheep. He anointed
me In mercy from his JUNCTION.
3. Great and goodly are my brethren.
but with them God was not well pleased.
& went 10 meet the (gianO stranger.
and no cursed me 10y all his idok.
Z But | smote on his head with his own
drawn sworn. and I biotted out the re-
proach of Israel
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
Too fSunffinp.

Countess Ito new yaieU-Johann, /
observed yesterday. TO my intense hor-
-or. that you clean my husbands
clothes and your own with the same
brush. must. strictly prohibit any
such famlliarities for the future.-Prom
the German
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
[ N1NE fcARDul,


Molly-You say you shook oil over
when you proposed TO herr
Cholly-Yes. did.
Molly-And how about the gfrlf
ChoIly-Ch. she only shook hex head
london Modern Society.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
The Difference.

what IS the difference between n
womans whist club and a mans poker
clubr'
"Why. In one you get homo to din
ner and I'm the other 10 breakfast
Detroit Free Press
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
Presumptive Evidence.

"But-how do you know he went 10
heavenT
"Kaze tho mule kicked him that way
an he hain't never come down yi'' -
Atlanta Constitution.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

! woman ely follows fashions IN
dressing her ir,till the second baby,
comes. when % hasn't time 70 expert
ment and clinys TO the style prevalent
then TIL her dcath.-AtchisOn Globe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

Il w'eh q marry your daughter,
said % young an. The old man Was
a sensible cl wan.
CO.. -v nort you in the style to
which So have been acct toned 10
asked Il
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

Mrs Caller Down-You needn't think
TINT I'm going 20 tx your trousers ai
this hour Of the night.
Caller Down Tut. tut It's never tof
late 10 mend philadelphia Inquirer
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

.Jrerer' called the impatient guest.
Tho obsequious waiter came to his side.
says Judge
"Sccms 10 nc that soup ! ordered lis
n long time getting TO me-"
ayes. sir: but you must remember.
sir. that you ordered turtle SOUP
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

even that impecunious little Dode
em can afford an automobile. won
der how he manages IT.!
"He can't"--Cleveland Plain Dealer
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

These people who know all about the
stock market and how Ii is ping never
tell you until It is gonc.-Chhago Irio-
lIno
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

poct-Has the editor read the pcemsi
left here yesterday
Office Boy think so. sir. He's away
I'll today. - \
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

Spend not all you have, believe not
al you hear and tell not all you know.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

The trouble with most actors Is that
they have never played a part In real
ufe.- Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

Very few people talk just enough ait
not too much. Washington Qal Demo
crat.
. ---.- 80 80 ~--~ -
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

aSS- Unless the number of inser
tons Is marked upon the manm
script, advertisements will be pub.
lsshed until forbidden and charged
accordingly
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28
SAA s8UgAA -
Ad, Srtlsing Rates

Adv sements win he nseiied
at one o.,ar per square G. zen ine
or less foi le first Insertion and
cents ior esch subseqEens insertion.
~ Quarterly or yesyly adyer'
tlsements by contract.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1903-08-28

Money is a bottomless sea, In whicn
honor. conscience and truth may W
drowned. Kozlay.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27
State News

A cigar factory has been added to
Tonopah's industries.
Governor Sparks has signed the
eight-hour bill.
The Virginia City Miners Union
voted by twenty majority to stay with
the Western Federation of Miners.
1t Is reported that the hills back of
Carson City are strew with quail
which persisted during the recent cold
snap.
John Hays Hammond is to receive a
salary of $25 900 a year as consulting
engineer of the Tonopah Mining COM
pany.
There are $50 idle miners in Tono-
pah on the authority of the Bonanza,
which advises men seeking employ
ment to give that place a wide berth.
A young lad named Deadly was ac-
cidentally shot in the head by a COM
panion at Carson the other day. The
boys condition is serious. He is aged
about IL years.
The Bonanza says the projected
railroad to Tonopah will tap the Car
son & Colorado at Rhodes Marsh, and
that the Southern Pacific will have
nothing to do with it's construction.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27
POINTERS.

When chickens grow very fast. It
sometimes causes leg weakness.
Under usual conditions a variety of
food is better than any medicine that
can be given.
The only safe way of d~isposing of
dead fowls that have died of any con-
tagious disease is to burn them.
Glover contains two elements that
are in demand by the hens-nitrogen
and lime. 1t is rich in the elements
required for the whites of eggs.
When roup gets into a flock, it inva-
riably leaves some ailment behind.
The fowl that has been subject to it is
seldom healthy again.
There is no cure for feather pulling
except by more labor and time than an
ordinary flock is worth. The best plan
is to get rid of the guilty fowls as soon
as possible.
A hen seldom begins to eat eggshells
until she finds one broken or until she
becomes accustomed to eating eggs
thrown out into the yard. The safest
plan is always to crumble them up fine
before feeding.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27
w WOMEN
and a Man.
Strong Testimony from WeN-KnoWn
Utah People.
Marvellous Cures by Kickapoo Indian
Sagwa Vouched for by Your
Own Friends and Neighbors.
From the Salt Lake Cuy Neaes.,

From the Salt Lake City Neacs.i
By the mouth of two or three wit
nesses shall truth be established.
A remarkable statement might be
doubted if entirely unsupported by
other testimony. If, however, the
statement is fully corroborated in
every single particular by two other
reliable witnesses, the statement is
taken as the absolute truth in any
court of law.
This applies with great force to the
statement made in regard to the won
derful cures effected by that famous
medicine, Kickapoo Indian Sagwa. If
you only know of one person cured by
Sagwa and could find no one else who
had taken it with the same result you
would certainly be justified in doubling
its virtue.
But the case is far different from
that. There are thousands upon thou
sands of men and women who gladly
acknowledge that Kickapoo Indian
Sagwa has cured them. This cloud of
witnesses - makes the fact so certain as
to be beyond the possibility of doubt.
1t is to this fact and the fact that
everyone cured by Sagwa seems proud
20 boast of their cure that makes this
wonderful remedy SO exceedingly pop
ular.
Right here in our own state, in North
Ogden, three people, two women and a
man, acting entirely independent of
each other, have written their expert
ence with Kickapoo Indian Sagwa.
Each letter is remarkable for its simple
statement of facts. Each letter is
charged with truth and compels belief.
But let the letters speak for themselves:
Mrs. HARRY DANIELS of North Ogden,
Utah, says: ~ feel that | must tell
you what Kickapoo Indian Sagwa has
lone for me. My health was run
down, | never expected to be a well
woman again. | was afflicted with a
tape worm, and also had st. Vitus
Dance very badly. l heard about your
Kickapoo Indian Sagwa and got a
bottle. l soon began to feel better.
Finally a tape worm SO feet long came
away and then l began to improve.
NY health is now splendid and the st.
Vitus Dance has entirely gone"
Mrs. CHARLES RASH, of North Ogden,
SAYS Il was a broken down woman
before | began to take kickapoo Indian
Sagwa. | was all run down, my nerves
were exhausted. My friends all thought
l was going to die. Then commenced
to take Sagwa and began to get better.
Now | feel like a different woman. |
owe it all to Kickapoo Indian Sagwa."
Mr.. JOHN JONES, Jr., of North Ogden,
says " No one can tell the anguish
and pain | suffered with rheumatism
until | tried Kickapoo Indian Sagwa.
Some people say there is no cure for
rheumatism, but | know differently,
for Sagwa cured me of that dreadful
disease, and l am glad to recommend
it to anyone"
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27

Notice is hereby given that the I'M
dersigned has been duly appointed
and qualified by the Fifth Judicial
District Court of the State of Nevada
in and for the county of Humboldt
as Executor of the estate of John T.
Read, late of said county, deceased.
All creditors having claims against
said estate are required to file the
same, with proper vouchers attached,
with the Clerk of the Court, within
three months of the first publication
of this notice.
GEO. G.. MOREHEAD,
Executor of Said Estate.
Dated February 4, 1903
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27

A new line of table linen napkins,
Fowels, sheets, pillow cases and bed
breads at The Peoples Store. f17-w1
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27
Letters from
Women

Cured by the use of Kodol are received daily.
Their troubles nearly all begin with indiges
tion or other stomach disorder.
If the food you eat fails to give strength
10 your body, 1t is because the juices Sc
creted by the stomach and digestive organs
are inadequate to transform the nutrient prop
critics OF the food into blood. That Is
Indigestion. The system is deprived OF the
amount Of nourishment required to keep ur
the strength. and the result is that one OF
more of the delicate organs gradually grows
weak, and then weaker. until finally 1t is
diseased. Here a great mistake is made.
That OF treating the diseased organ. The
best doctors In the land make this very
mistake. Why should they 1t Is so easy
10 see that the trouble is not there.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27
lis me Trusted Friend Of MIL
/. lions
Men and Women of All Ranks OF
Society Point to
Paine's Celery
Compound
As Their Rescuer From Disease
and Death

Millions on this North American
nutinent know that Paine's Celery
compound makes sick people WE'LL"
paine's celery Compound is today
The popular medicine in the wealthy
and humber homes of our vast
,rv The press has given this won
aor.working prescription more note,
nrominence and praise than has ever
beep given to any remedy, and physi-
aans of all schools prescribe it daily.
paine's Celery Compound has be-
come popular and trusted because its
,asults exceed it's promises. 1t is vic
nrious over sickness and disease. 1t
oHars hope and cheer to those pro-
nounced incurable by physicians; it
saves such from the grave. 1t is the
one medicine unfailing and all-power-
full that promptly brings joy and true
hsppiness to hopeless victims and
their relatives and friends.
It is well to remember that one
Or two bottles of Paine's Celery Com
Mound will, in the majority of cases,
Danish tired feelings, weary and
couded brain, headaches, debility,
wnstipation, nervousness and sleep
~hssness. which, if allowed to run un-
| checked. give arise to serious ailments
and diseases. II you are rundown,
werworked, have defective digestion
and poor circulation, you will obtai
blessed results from this grand sys-
tenn building medicine. Each dose
carries new life to all the weak and
torpid organs of the body.
DIAMOND DYES
COLOR ANYTHING ANY COLOR
Dresses. cloaks, suits, ribbons, coats,
feathers, stockings, everything
wearable, Diamond Dyes make 10
look like new.
Direction book and As dyed samples
free.
DIAMOND DYES, Burlington, VT.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27

Mrs. Fryes' restaurant serves regu'
meals and short orders. tt
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27
Suits That Fit

Are made to order by e. Reinhart &
Company. They are tailored In the
east, strictly II measure and the Gus
toner Is not obliged to take them II
they are not satisfactory in every way.
Ladies' tailoring is made q specially.
The spring sample books have ar
rived. tt.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27

This famous remedy puts the stomach and
digestive organs In a healthy CONDITION SO
that rich, red blood Is sent coursing through
the veins and arteries of every muscle, tissue
and fiber throughout every organ OF the en-,
tire body. and by Natures law OF health ful'
strength and vigor is soon restored 10 eacn;
Kodol cures Indigestion, dyspepsia and all
stomach disorders.
have taken Kodol for nearly two months
after each meal and ii IS the only remecy
that gave relief from the terrible pains |
endured. After a time | would take II ou'
once a day. and now. while | keep a bottle
handy | seldom need 1t. as 1t has cured me
Mrs. j. w CooLBAUGH. Milo Center N. I.
Kodol Digests What You Eat.
p..,.. on,v si o o Size holding ~ times the trial
size. which sells for so cents.
Prepared by <. O. DsWiTT& co., Cn'oAso
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27
LODGE DIRECTORY.
Humboldt Chapter No. 9, R. A. M.

Stated convocations of Humboldt
Chapter No. 3, II. A. M. will be held in
their hall at 8 p. M. on the first and
third Wednesday evening of each mon
tn. All companion Royal Arch Ma
in good standing are cordially in
vited to attend.
THOMAS SHoNE, H. p
CHRIS WOLF, Secretary.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27
Winnemucca Lodge No. 70, F. & A. M.

Stated communications of Winnie
mucca Lodge No. 10, F. & A. NJ, will
be held at their hall in the Silver
State" block until further notice at
7:30 p. m. on the first Saturday even
ingeach month. All Master Masons in
good standing are cordially invited to
attend. w. A. BROWN, w. M.
CHRIS WOLF, Secretary.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27
lvanhOe Lodge No. IS, K. of P.

Regular conventions every Monday
evening of each weeA at their Castle
Hall in the Silver State" block at
7:S0 o'clock. ]. ROUGON c. C.
G. B. BROWN, K. OF R. & s.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1903-02-27
DENTISTRY.

DR.. H. B. Mcdonald Is at Golconda
for a few days, and will then be at the
Lafayette Hotel, Winnemucca. tt
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-06-12
"like Silly Sheep"

1T takes rancher to appreciate
that expression Like silly Sheep"
declared Western cattleman at the
Grand Union Hotel the other evening.
81 had several thousand sheep on m.
ranch at one time, but 1 was cured OF
'aising them by their own eternal
lumbness. One time we were driving
4 flock to market, when one of the
leaders leaped into the air, and after
the habit of sheep, every one made q
similar leap when it came to that
SPOT. This is such a common trick
with sheep that we thought nothing of
!t, until we noticed that the sheep dis
appeared after leaping. By quick
work we stopped the performance, and
found that the trail had been broken
by a cave-in, and the sheep when they
came to the brink simply leaped fran
Gcally and went down into hole th:r-
ty feet deep. Before we could get
them out nineteen yere smnth cred t.,
eath."--New DIX Press.