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DEBORAH. iowa.
Decorah-posten., 1903-06-20
.Kienoelie.
Yianoer At nosen SGroi iels
ges til oeniie Serb.

Standards 9roter sorautersr regn.
lore Sriier. Or Der iuseu RegsImRs,
fshep | Rriierne. er psiua 8GrStcn
uitter.
Decorah-posten., 1903-06-20

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eIer agent raiter uso en- R0nturrsUiS
SuItrumruter ioa hap lngeu IllIo ri
houl. Zen Rauo, Der tt'e tan iGlge
upset peO at aubefGIe llne caue &arer
uoen at latte andres. io%rtlensr mssu
5tutb." (The Piano and Organ
Purchasers Guide, New York;
Decorah-posten., 1903-06-20

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Decorah-posten., 1903-06-20

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/ be bc,pmie SImblu BIouotr.
Decorah-posten., 1903-06-20
Sutber Geaegs.

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me Sl for ps", gs. 80, 16. II,
Decorah-posten., 1903-06-20
SrsSas GitermiSSas.

anbaat peS Bot. 8. u. 5Orserion.
5sIsenbe Telegram opIRiss al Dor.
mnnSen:
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
IN VARIOUS PLACES.

London has an American invasion Of
mosquitoes.
The new Palace hotel at Bombay has
ordered 800 electric clocks Of a German
firm at Wiesbaden.
AChicago lawyer tells Of weird break
he witnessed in London last year. Over
a shop door a man had placed the mot
to: mems Conscia Recti" "a mind con-
scious Of right. The next day a rival
tradesman across the street, not to be
outdone, flashed the following sign:
Mems and Women's COnscia Reci."
It is being seriously suggested in
England that King Edward, breaking
through all tradition, should pay a visit
to America next year, beginning his
tour with a stay in Canada, as he did
many years ago. 1t is pointed out that
nowadays a transatlantic journey Is
really q small matter, and one writer
expresses the opinion that therefore
the visit Of European sovereign to the
United States Is but matter Of time.
Some surprise was expressed recently
in England when Lord Ravenscourt's
butler died, leaving an estate valued at
$4,000, but investigation shows that
this Is by no means a unique case. Men
in his position receive good salaries,
and speaking roughly a good butler
may count on twice his salary In tips.
A London weekly speaks Of a conserva-
tive NJ. P. (name not giVen) who in
years gone by was Lord Salisbury's |
butler. The money he saved was in
vested in a hotel, which he conducted
for Is years and then sold |
at an enormous profit No inconsider- |
able portion Of buffers income Is the ]
paid BY tradesmen.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
DRYING OUT ZUYDRR ZEE.
ReclaiminE Land from
the Sea.

The Chicago drainage canal Is q mere
piaything compared with the engineer
ing feat Of draining HARLEM lake in
Holland, says q writer in the New York
Tribune. The Dutch built dixie around
a piece Of the sea and then pumped the
lake they had made entirely dry. This
was 90 successful that other portions Of
the sea have been reclaimed in the same
way. Now the Netherlanders have
set out to dry up a sea, the Zuyder Zee,
and reclaim about 800 square miles.
The cost Of this undertaking Is esti-
mated to be $41 100000 or $1,000, 900
more than the cost Of the New York
subway. The Dutch government, how
ever, expects to get its money back, as
it VIII have 100000 acres Of land, from
which 1t expects to get a rental Of
81 y500,0 900 a year.
One might think that such nlarshy
tract Of land, even after it had been re-
claimed and drained, would BE- malarial.
Not 50. The draining of the land will
be done a little at a time, so as to
shorten the marshy stage as much as
possible. Coast land, even II low,
when past the marshy stage, is espe-
eially healthful. Furthermore, the
people Of that country are used TO low
land. At any rate, they succeeded in
drying mp Harlem.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
LIGHT AND HEAVY BRAINS.
Professional Men said TO Have Far
More Gray Matter Than
LabOrera.

In a recent memoir On the human
brain, Dr.. Matiagta, Of Prague, one of
the most eminent specialists of Europe,
records the fact that the heaviest brain
he has found Is that Of young man
Of % years and $50 meters in height,
which weighs 1870 grams. The fe-
male brain does not seem to rise over
1900 grams, and the highest he knows
about Excluding the. very aged) was
1,020 grams, that Of q woman Of Is
years, 1.50 meters in height. There is
one Of 1000 grams belonging 70 a wom-
an Of SO years. The average male brain
weighs 400 grams, and the female 1 200
grams, between 20 and So years. OF
remarkable brains that Of Konstantinoif,
a Bulgarian novelist, weighed 1885
grams, and that Of Smetana, a composer,
only ], $50 grams. The average weight
Of the brain Of different occupations he
gives as from 1,410 TO LAO for work
men, Lass for business men, professional
musicians and photographers. and 800
for medical men and persons whose call
ing supposes a university education.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
SCHOOL AND COLLEGE.

Nearly 40 years as teacher in one
school. and that the school where she
studied as a girl, is the record Of the
late Anna E. L. Parker, Of the Frank
lin school in Boston.
DR.. Maurice Bloomfield, professor of
Sanskrit and comparative philology at
Johns Hopkins, is spending his vacation
in reading the proof Of a glossary Of
words found in the ancient Vedas Of the
Babylonians.
Mrs. Leland Stanford has given to the
university Of which she is the patron
ess the famous Brugsch Bey collection
Of Egyptian antiquities. II contains a
vast number Of objects, large and small,
dating from 5000 to 3OOOB &C.
Prof. George N. Olcott, Of Columbia
university has several times been asked
what the initial M in his name stood
for. He usually evades these replies,
but he confessed a short time ago to an
old classmate that the mystic initial
stood literally for Nothing" It was
q Whim Of his in Undergraduate days
to endow himself with an initial, OF, as
he expressed It, ''to part his name in the
middle" And the letter IN" was
chosen.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
BRuSE AND CHIsRL.

About the time that whistler, the
artist, was causing a sensation with
the paintings which he called "A Har-
,mony In Black and Red" "A NOcturn
In Blue" or some such names, he had
a misunderstanding with his club re-
garding dues. The secretary finally
wrote to Mr.. whistler saying that the
club would be glad 10 receive from him
san arrangement In gold and silver"
Paris Is to have a statue Of Byron
from the chisel Of Jean De ChaFmoy,
who has made notable monuments OF
Baudelaire, Sainte-Beuve and Alfred De
Vigny. His new work Is a commission
from the Byron committee, initiated
BY Sir Edmund Monson and Jules Car
etie and including Duchess Dues,
Duchesse De Rohan, Comtesse De
Noilles, Comtesse Grefulhe, Nine.
Sarah Bernhard, NJ. Mounet-Sully, Ed-
mond Rostand, NJ. Sardou, Anatole
France, Francois COppee, M Sully-
Prudhomme and Sir Henry Irving.
NJ. Chauchard, director Of the
Grands Magisins du Louvre. whose col
lection OF paintings By French artists
will 60 to the government museums,
has the honor Of q statue before his
death. The sculptor Wigele has mod
eled him in modern dress, his long
whiskers falling in ample splendOr on
his shoulders. The seated statue has
been placed in the Pavilion de Madame,
at Versailles, which until recently was
his country seat. In the park belonging
to this estate he has built 100 small cot
tages. He has presented the property
to the employees Of his famous shops.
When they retire from active life they
will become tenants Of these homes
without paving rent.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
TH1RTY-TW0WHEEL CAR.
Largest One Ever Con-
6tructed.

A perfect car has recently been built
by the Bethlehem Steel company for its
own use. The company is supplying
some very large castings for 1000 ton
forging press for the Carnegie Steel
company, and this car is for their trans
portation, says the Engineering Record.
Both iron and steel castings are being
supplied. some Of the latter being Of
extraordinary size. One Of them re-
quires about 325, 900 pounds Of steel and
so Acton open-hearth furnaces are en-
plOyed to provide the metal for II.
Tbs car has 16-wheel trucks, connect
ed by bridge trusses, 66 feet 10 inches
long and feet deep at the center.
The distance between the king bolts Is
"a feet. The car is 103 feet 1917 inches
long, over the couplers, 10 feet 2A
inches high, and 9 feet g inches wide.
It weighs 196.420 pounds, and has
rated capacity Of 300. 900 pounds. The
largest car hitherto constructed was
probably that used by the Pennsylvania
railroad for transporting a Krupp gun
to the Columbian exposition. It also
had 80 wheels, but fits rated capacity was
somewhat less than that Of the new
car.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
THIS, THAT AND THE OTHER.

A harness-broken zebra is worth So
900.
About 100000 wage earners will be
represented by the American Fedora
ton Of Labor convention at Boston,
Mass, in November
The United States signal corps will
establish wireless telegraph stations at
Fort Davis, Safety Harbor, st. Michaels,
Fort Pigeons, Bates Rapids and at
Valdez, where connections will be had
with the submarine cable at Puget
sound.
DR.. John P. FrizeII has arrived in
Portland, Ore, from Climax island,
one Of the Aleutian chain, bringing with
him fine samples Of carbonate Of iron.
and says that there are thousands Of
tons in the Aleutian deposits. The
only other deposits are in Bavaria,
which supplies all the carbonate now
in use.
Only three Of the Is members Of the
famous electoral commission OF 1877
ex-senator Edmunds, Senator Hoar
and Gen. Eppa Hunton, of Virginia
the two last having been chosen on the
part Of the house Of representatives.
All Of the five justices of the supreme
court who sat on the commission long
since passed away.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
AoEnrs. EoR rnE RRoAp ".

From on md aftsr this dAts The
Broad Az can b, found on sale &C the
following places:
The Afro-American News once,
S104 State Street.
The Gem Shoe Shining Parlor, $50
sOth, near State street
A. +. TerVRlons Cigar Store and
NeEs Stand, 2s2s state street
Edward Felix's Cigar Store, SSS
sOth street, N. q. Corner Armour Ave.
T. B. Halls Cigar Store and
Laundry once. 2s1 2sth St
Turner williams Cigar and News
Stand, 1908 Armour Ave.
NH. Watts, dealer In cigars and to
bacco, S7l2 State street
The Stationery, 1910 State street
J. G. Campbell, 145 W. 47th street,
Cigars, Tobacco, Staple Groceries.
VIM. H. Monroe, cigar ana neWB-
stand, .4ss State street.
whitley Bros, 1924 State street,
cigars, ami news stand.
]. New Is1 W. 51st street, cigars,
tobacco and confectionaries.
C. E. Hunter, 1903 Wentworth ave-,
cigars. tobacco. news stand.
7. J. Hill, cigars and stationery
store, 500 Lake Ave.
VIM. Dixon 1888 State Street
cigars, tobacco, and news stand.
Isidor Jacobson, cigars. togacco and
stationery, 314s State St
Joseph Haywood, 1850 1-2 State
street, new stand, and confectionery
store.
VIM. Goetz, News Stand and Laun-
dry ONCE, All E. 36th st.
News items and advertisements left
at these places will md their way
Into the columns OF The Broad Az.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
GREEN TURTLES OF FLORIDA.
They Float IN Balls Of
Grass.

The gIeen turtles Of southern Flor
ida live In deep water and feed on sea
plants, mostly the kind called turtle
grass" which they cut on near the
roots. eating the lower parts and lesV-
ing the tops floating 90 that It collects
in great fields and marks the spots
where the animals are to be hunted
Tor BY the fishermen After browsing
IN such ocean pastures the green tur-
ties 80 to the mouths Of rivers for
baths Of fresh water. which they seem
70 need from time 20 time The. Flor
ida fishermen say the reptiles enter
the creeks and roll together in masses
q grass. eementing them into balls
with clay. When the turn Of the tide
takes the balls out to sea they follow
them. The fishermen Wateh for such
balls floating down the creeks, and
when they zee them they stretch nets
across the mouths Of the streams and
always catch the turtles.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
RAILROAD ADVERTISING.
Has noas Hash 10 Reveal tAs Beau-
ties 81 Travel N
America.

When the passenger departments Of
the railroads began TO advertise the
advantages Of their respective lines
and the beauties and points Of interest
along the right Of way, the conserya-
lives stood aghast At the innovation,
says the Toledo Tones Il was freely
predicted that they would get tired OF
wasting their money or that their en-
players would call them down and re-
fuse TO countenance such expenditures.
Yet how different has been the out
come. The pioneers IN the business
have been followed by imitators and
competitors, until some Of the most
attractive and interesting and instrue-
tive advertising Of the day Is done by
the railroads II is. Of course. impos-
sible 70 know the full extent Of the
influence Of this advertising, but the
result has been to immensely stimulate
travel We Americans are Just learn
ing to appreciate leisure and to know
that one doesn't have to 60 = thousand
miles from home TO get genuine rec
reation and an education that Is q
pleasure to acquire.
The theory that everything worth
seeing Is in Europe has been exploded
and the railroads, with their persist
ent, artistic and well constructed ad-
vertising have lighted the fuse that
led to the explosion. Everyone with a
spark Of ambition desires TO see sur
roundings different from his own. He
wants to travel. But he breads going
into strange scenes and conditions.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
ECHOES OF CURRENT THOUGHT

tits. the fault Of dreamers to fear tate.
-"Herod."
A blush is like chill; when It strikes
inWardly It Is much more dangerous
The Undercurrent"
Troubles all come together in this
world, and they don't even make the
usual reduction for taking a quantity
The Prude's Progress"
Woman's advice means mans retreat
But, gentlemen, It is surely for man Ia
advance and for woman to receive his
advanees.-'The Noble Lord
No man can make his chances-every
man may take them; we cannot change
the courses Of the stars! But, BY their
courses We can steer our Queens
Fayorite"
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
IN FEW WORDS.

The man who is quite infallIble q
equally intOlerable.-Ram's Horn.
He alone is an acute observer who
can observe infinitely without being OBJ
ssryed.-ZAVater.
Lots Of men have 90 much genius that
they are unable 70 DO anything but sii
IN the shade and think about it-Chi-
cago Daily News
II you md no peer 20 travel with you
then yak eheerfully on alone, your goal
before, the world bshind; better alone
with your own heart than with 4 croES
% bnbblers-BuddhG
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

ne treasures that lie At TIE bottom
81 the SEA are nov more easily obtain
able By the invention q en- instrument
known e. the hydrosoope. The eontriv-
ancs e shortly 70 Be put IN operation
n order 70 md tie lost Sect IL Xsrxss,
Which has reelined On TIE ssa's bed m
disturbed for about 800 yaarA Search
q also % b ma1s Ser the ship ehsr-
tered by Pompey % carry Roman art
treasures % Athens and WRECKED n tie
lrchiDelago 4 80 ysslB ga
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Nov, children" said the teacher Of
the kindergarten class, trying 70 bring
to the, attention Of the scholars the &C
tive hed, what Is It that goes quickly
from place to placer
II know" quickly said Tommy.
well, Tommy. what Is Il that goes
quickly from place 20 placer
"a cook. ma'aml"-Yonkers States
man
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
Reason.

Here's an interview with q man
whose name is withheld, It says, for
obvious reasons. Now, I don't see any
reason"
'Oh, that's perfectly obvious"
well, what Is it?"
There's no such man" - Detroit
Free Press.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Admitted 90 the nar.
HE doesn't look smart enough to Be
q lawyer"
'He isn't"
But you said he was admitted to the
bar"
quite right"
well, how did it hsppen?"
Easily enough. The barkeeper ad-
mitted him. Chicago Post.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Hell know you won't like her, but
you must certainly admit she's an
up-te-date girl.
She-Not at ali. She claims she's 20
years old. If she were really Up-to-date
she'd acknowledge she's 80. at least
Philadelphia Press
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
An UnEueee.sfuI Attempt.

TITS funny our minister never gets
married" remarked the young husband.
who had Just refused his wife bonnet,
In hts endeavor to change the subject.
81 think he'd make a good husband"
We'll" replied the wife, warmly. he
didn't seem to make a very good one
when he married us. "-Tit-Bits
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
Good Reasou.

Why are you crying, little boys"
asked the tourist IN Texas
"BOo-hOo!" sobbed the youngsteF,
''the cyclone blew down every house In
town but one"
What one was that?"
The schOolhOuse," answered the boy,
between his sobs.-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
m poInf 81 VIew.

Some people," said Rev. Mr.. Good
man, "can never be made 70 appreciate
the value of religion"
That's right" replied Pecksnif, the
merchant. They don't know how to
catch the church trade at an."-Cath-
Ole Standard and Times
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Mr.. Slimpurse-But why do you insist
that our daughter should marry a man
whom she does not like? You married
for love, didn't you?
Mrs Slimpurse-Yes; but that is no
reason why 1 should let our daughter
make the same bIunder.-N. 7. Weekly.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
ne saIrs That curea.

why, Sharpe, I'm glad TO see you 90
lively again You were quite lame when
I last net you"
''Oh! yes; / was aWfully lame then.
But that was before got a verdict Of
5000 against the railway company
T7t-Bits.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
Corrected HimaeIf.

Mr.. Blunder-Why.y your mother looks
as young as you do. Miss Stale.
Miss S. Cstimy)-That is not very
complimentary to me, Mr. Blunder.
Mr. B. (confusedly)-I-I didn't mean
that. IL mean you look as young as
your mother!-Tit-Bits.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Your new brother is the eleventh
child In the family, is he not?" asked the
caller.
"Yes, ma'am." said the little girl.
Have you named him YETI"
Il think we're going to name him Je-
rusalem. That's what papa called him
when he was born. Chicago Tribune.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Student-What kind Of treatment
would you recommend for inebriates,
professor?
Professor wouldn't recommend
any. The worst possible thing you can
do for an inebriate is TO treat him
Chicago Daily News
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Henry Peek's Clerk-No, Mr.. Peck
won't be at his ONCE to-day.
Customer wonder II I could see
him Ct his home?
'Tfyour eyes are very good. Detroit
Free Press
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
Infornatlon 100.

Say, pc" began little Johnny Bum
perRicklo, ~I've got a question for you. I"
~WeI, let II come, said the old man.
4 want to know, continued the small
investigator, ''if painting a town red il
q cardinal sin qs-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Caroline-Does Winifred expect many
wedding presents?
Margaret-Oh. yes; but she has no
idea she win receive as many a. she
City Journal.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Subbubs-Do you really mean to say
you keep a cat?
Backlotz-Yes.
Subbubs-I shouldn't think you'd
want one around the house.
,Backlotz-I don't, but the cat insists.
Philadelphia Press.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Mae-HoW is It that Mr.. Frost e 90
cordially liked By eTeryone7
Tomme-oh, he has such good mem
ory that be knows exactly what to for.
get, and When-Puek.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
FInlnr = Ackinr Voia.

Kurious-Why did he insist upon pos
ing with his hands IN his Dockets3
Viltim-Bscause. as found out lafar,
be had nothing else 70 put IN them
n. Y. Tines.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
nrnnhIn Cnminr.

The hens are IN the garden,
II makes me smile with Fiee.
It's JOhnson's garden they are n
And the hens belong 70 me.
IN. Y. Evening Sun.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Men who choice language command,
Nay talk on all subjects at viii;
But wiser are they who understand
Just when and where to keep still
Cincinnati Enqnirer.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
q - u -.

TAR creature. adore Jon"
-0h. that's al right, count. You 60
and tax 4 over with PAPA. Any arrange
ment ycu make With him win be satis-
factory 70 me. Chicago American.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15
An An WOoI Defect.

Patron-I wouldn't take this pair Of
all wool undershirts for gift
Clerk-Why not?
Patron-Because the first time they
come from the wash they'll be pair Of
Wristlsts.-N. Y. Herald.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

sAren't you going to tight him?"
(Gnashing his teeth mol That's
what he wants me TO do. Think I'm
going 70 do anything TO Obligs q scOun-
drel Ike m?'-Chicago Tribune.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

mo, never tan. no matter how much
I'm cut "a the sun"
0oodnessi What's the use of-haE-
ing q vacation, Chicago Amer
lean.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

We search for microbes everywhere
But show convenient blindness
When Il comes time 70 ind them IN
Our milk Of human kindness.
IN. Y. Sun
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

did you md the Chinese a vain pso-
pleg"
VERY. To hear q Chinese brag you
could almost believe an American vas
talking Detroit Free Press
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

docs Hunter play goif Tor pleasursg',
no. FOR money. He plays With ths
rich Hiss NotmarTist. "-Brooklyn Llfa
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Vera Smartsette-What flowers do
you think love the most? Now. guess.
Jack Hardup-Oh! know; the most
expensive ones.-Chicago Chronicle.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

.-Eaisrss At Ihs Pei oHEss ~ Chizeo.
M e. SssOaSeias MstseE.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Human Nature.
Perhaps you never noticed e.
But it's gospel anyway
The person who agrees with you
In every thing you say
Wants TO get next 20 your coin.
Or make Of you q tool;
he either thinks you're foolish
Or is himself q fool.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1903-08-15

Il neVe- tell all think" she said.
What q busy set Of thought works
you mpgt have" the mean man re-
Record-Herald.