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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
PATENTS; e: IS:
STEVENS s. Co.. sS4-14th St., Washington. D. G.
Low Rate Excursions for Homeseekers.

On the first and third Tuesdays of
February, March and April, 1908, the
TAI. Il ST. L. Railroad will ste excursion
tickets for Homeseekers to points in the
West, Southwest, South and Southeast
at the low rate of one fare plus $500 for
round trip; limited 81 days from date of
sale. For full particulars inquire of any
M. & st. L. Ticket agent or address A..
B. Cult G.. P. s T.. A. Minneapolis,
MINI. April 80.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
CONTAGIOUS Only.

'aThis fishin' fever seems to be con-
tagious," said the stranger, noting the
long row of anglers perched upon the
creek bank.
Eyes, it's conta gious, all right" said
the man who had been fishing four
hours without nibbIe, but not ketch-
Baltimore American.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
RaphaeI,s sePauI.v

While Raphael was engaged in paint
hg his celebrated frescoes he was Wis
tied by two churchmen, who began to
critieise his work without understand
ing it. ''The Apostle Paul has too red
a face" said one. He bushes even
in heaven to see what hands the church
has fallen into" replied the indignant
painter.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
A Gloom Outlook.

She could not forbear asking him AFT,
er the refusal if he were of the belief
that he would never love again.
Il dunno" he said sadly. 1T is an
even chance that will have another
attack next spring" Indianapolis
Journal
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
A Heminder.,

Eyes," Mrs. starvem was saying at
the breakfast table, its splendid
book. It certainly is strong and
"Ah, that reminds me- remarked
the absentminded .boarder. Please
pass the butter. Philadelphia Press
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
O-
SILICON

the famous silver polish, which will be
sent 10 you FREE OF ALL COST.
Used by owners and makers Of Valu-
able Plate for more than quarter centu-
~. Sold by grocers and druggists or
sent post paid for 10 cents In stamps for
1eeular sized bcx. Send address for free
trial quantity to "SILICON," 40 Cliff
Street, New York. IA
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
Times Changes.

Father (meditatng on times changes1
All. yes, the fashion Of this world
passeth away
Daughter-Indeed it does, papa I
shall want new hat next week.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
R&VeHAGd.

What sort of a man is my husband?
Well, before we were married he
wouldn't leave the house before mid
night, and since he never enters it be-
fore. - Journal Amusant.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
He Got 1t.

Caller-Is the editor in?
Office Boy-No; he's i'll.
Caller wonder fer, he got the
poem sent him?
Office Boy told yer he was i'll,
didn't Z?
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
Learned to Cipher.

Aunty-So this was your first term at
school? What did you learn?
Little Girl learned how to cipher.
Aunty lou learned arithmetic?
Little GirI-No'm | learned how to
write cipher notes to little boys wot no
body else could read. a little girl
taught me.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
The STOMACH Is THE Nan.

a weak stomach weakens the man, be-
cause it cannot transform the food he
eats into nourlshment. Health and
strength cannot be restored to any SILK
man or weak woman without first re-
storing health and strength to the stom-
aeh. A weak stomach cannot digest
enough food to feed the tissues and re-
vive the tired and Jun down limbs and
organs of the body, Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure cleanses, purifes, sweetness and
strengthens the glands and membranes
of the stomach, and cures indigestion,
dyspepsia and all stomach troubles. Eug.
A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
MANAGER WANTED.

Trustworthy lady or gentleman to
manage business in this County and ad
Joining territory for we'll Ind favorably
known House If snlld financial standing.
$50 90 straight cash salary and eA penses,
paid each Monday by check direct from
headquarters. Expense money advanced ;
position permanent.
Address Thomas Cooper, Manager,
1880 Caxton Bldg, Chicago. II
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
Bound East.

First Actor was born in this part
Of the country, and I'm greatly attach
ed to it.
Second Actor-It has many ties for
me toe. Puck.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18

It is always safe to learn even from,
our enemies; never safe to instruct
even our friends. Cotton.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
FfnSuiSt.

''That deaf and dumb woman is quite
a finguist."
"a what?'
'Finguist; she speaks four languages
on her fingers. - hiladelphia Bulletin.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18

THE HOUSEWIFE who lives at a
distance from shopping centres, often
finds it difficult To obtain the best house
hold articles. Simply send your address
on postal for A LIBERAL TRIAL
QUANTITY of
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
An EARLY Norman Dinner.

The Saxon dinner arrangements were
orderly compared with those Of the
early Normans, when the halls and
passages were frequently the scene Of
free fight between the servants bring
ing in the food and the crowds of hang
ers on endeavoring to snatch it from
them. This nuisance became at length
SO intolerable that ushers of the hall
and kitchen We're estab lished by King
William Rufus to protect not only the
cooks bringing in the dinner, but the
guests arriving to partake Of it. Upon.
the occasion of his great feast at West
Minister 800 of these officers were OF
duty, some to guard the visitors as
they assembled the steps and others to
defend the threatened dishes.
Such was the undivided state Of So
ciety at this period. but when later on
the marauders disappeared from the
great houses it became customary to
carry in the dishes in procession, some
times preceded by music and headed
by the steward with his wand of Office
1t was the duty of an ''asseeur' or
placer to arrange them upon the table;
the eWers and napkins with which to
perform their additions We're present
ed to the guests by the esquires and
pages, while it fell to the lot of the al
moner to say grace.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
A Great Feast.

There has never been prepared at
any feast a bigger bowl. of punch than
that which was brewed by the Right
Hon. Edward Russell when he was
captain general and commander in
chief Of the forces in the Mediterra-
mean seas. It was made in a fountain
in 4 garden in the middle Of four
walks. all covered overhead. with
lemon and orange trees. In every walk
there was a table the whole length of.
it, and on every table was a cold colla-
ton In the huge fountains We're the
following ingredients: Four hogsheads
of brandy. eight hossheads Of water,
25,o0o lemons. twenty 4 lions of lime
juice, 1900 pounds of fine Lisbon
sugar. five pounds of grated nutmegs,
300 toasted biscuits and Il pipe of dry
mountain Malaga.
Over the fountain was placed a great
canopy, while in the midst of this lake
of liquor there sailed a little sailor boy
who filed the cups and replenished the
glasses of all those who had a desire
to drink More than 6,OOO men put in
an appearance at this feast. London
Tit-BitS.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
GROSSMANN'S
PATENT WRITING RING.

The most important Improvement of
the age in the art of penmanship makes
the poorest writer splendid penman in
few weeks by the use of this ring. En-
dorsed by prominent College Presidents
and Boards Of Education in Europe and
America. Sample dozen assorted sizes
ssnt post paid for 800, single sample
25c. When ordering 9 single ring, state
whether for man, woman, or child.
PENN MFG. SUPPLY co.
No.l1s S. Fourth Street Philadelphia.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
4 source of revenue stopped.

A source OF HeVenue StOpped.
How many quarters did you receive
last Sunday night, Harry
-Four
81 thought you had five sisters p
'sYes'm. but one is engaged Town
and Country.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-03-18
Shake Into Your shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. II rests the feet Cures
Corns, Bunions, Ingrowing Nails. Swollen
and Sweating feet. At all druggists and
shoe stores, 25c- Ask to-day. IA
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
Big Australian Oysters.

ain the part os Australia in which
live we get oysters as big as a saucer"
said p resident Of Adelaide to the
Washington Post. "They are twice the
size of any have seen in the United
States, but in quality there is nothing
TO recommend them, for they have no
flavor and are so tough that it takes a
pretty sharp knife to make any impress
sior on them. Still there are people
who manage TO eat them after they
have been stewed sufficiently long. In
other parts Of our country we have a
better grade, approaching nearly to
your American oyster, but hardly its
equal In fact. after my acquaintance
with the Chesapeake bay products
am firmly of the opinion that in the
matter of sea food the United States
leads all nations. an assertion that will
be backed up by any man of wide
travel"
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
What They Eat.

Nearly every nation has its own par
ticular form Of food. and things which
some races would not as the express
sion goes. touch with the tongs" are
considered by others as the greatest
luxury.
For instance. while the Arab eats his
lotus bread and dhourra with the relish
Of fresh dates. the Greenlander gorges
himself on animal fat and whale oil as
the necessary means of keeping
warmth in his body. HindOos will not
touch any form of flesh. but live happi-
ly on rice and rancid butter. An Eng
llshman is supposed to value beef and
bacon above all other articles Of food.
while the jewellers in the Apennines
live on cheStnuts. In ancient days the
Roman emperors were accustomed to
have a peacock served at all great
feasts as one Of the principal dainties
while in these days birds nests and
rats form choice dishes in a Chinese
menu.
Some people say that snail soup is
delicious, while the French assure you
that there are few more delicate dishes
than those made out of frogs legs.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
ONE-WAY RATES.

Every day from September 18th, to
November goth, inclusive, the Union
Pacific will sell one-way tickets from
Missouri River Terminals Council
Bluffs to Kansas City, inclusive) as
follows:
$4,000 to Ogden and Salt Lake City
$4,000 to Helena aud Butte, Msntana.
$22.S0 to Spokane and Wenatchee,
Washington.
$27.5O to Huntington and Nampa,
Idaho.
$500 to Portland, Tacoma and
Seattle.
$500 TO Vancouver and Victoria.
$500 to Ashland and Astoria, Ore
gou, via Portland.
$500 to San Francisco, Los Angles
and San Diego.
Correspondingly low rates to many
other California, Oregon, Washington,
Montana, Utah and Idaho points.
From Chicago and ST Louis proper
tionately low rates are in effect by lines
connecting with the Union Pacific.
For full information call on or ad
dress.
w. II. Common, q. A..
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
An Artistic Room.

Ed Gregory has just completed a
dining room Tor G. W. Norman
which is attracting a great deal of at
tention among the ladies If the town.
The walls seven feet up are of light
green crepe paper, the upper third is
of an oriental strip in yellow, red
and green and ceiling in yellow with
set figure. Instead of regular Dor
der MI. Gregory has used three inch
band border where side wall and
ceiling join together, Where the side
wall and strip joins he has used cher
ry moulding to mattel the wood work
This is said to be one of the most ar
tistic rooms in this city. Mr. GRECO
rvs artistic ability can be seen all
over Cloverport and up the Texas
Road.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
Fight Will Be Bitter.

Tn ose who Will persist in CLOSING
their ears against the continual re-
commentator of DIR. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption will have
long and bitter fight with their
troubles, if not ended earlier by fatal
termination. Read what T. r. Beall,
of Beall, Miss, has to say: Il asst fall
my wife had every symptom of con-
sumption. She took DR.. Kings NewDis
covery after everything else had faild.
Improvement came at once and four
bottles entirely cured her. Guaranteed
by-Short & Haynes Druggist. Price
80, and 81 90. Trial bottle free.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02

Fish are nearly the same weight as
the water in which they live, so that
they can move in it with great ease.
The majority of them also have an air
bladder inside of the body. which en-
ables them TO go up or down in tue
water at will. When a fish desires to
go down deep it can press the air out
of this bladder by means of certain
muscles and thus increase the weight
of its body, and when it wishes to rise
again it takes Off the pressure, the
bladder fills with mir again and its
body becomes light enough to rise.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
OLD TIME SURGEONS.
They Had TO work Rapidly Before
Anmsth etics Were Used.

Before an@sthetics were known the
surgeons only expedlent was TO abridge
his patients sufferings by working
rapidly. In this the old time surgeons
did wonders. They had control and a
surety i'm their hands that are now sell
dom found. One day the celebrated
surgeon Maisonneure had to amputate
the leg of a poor devil who began to
howl I'm advance. "I'll give you my
watch" said the surgeon, IF the oper-
alton lasts more than n minute" The
man accepted the offer, but was obliged
to forego the handsome watch. as the
operation took less time than it re-
quires to describe.
To amputate an arm at the shoulder
is most difficult operation. DR.. Ian
genbeck of Germany did 1t in two min
utes. A young physician who came to
see him perform the operation adjusted
his spectaclos TO his nose so as not to
lose a single movement. but when the
spectacles were in place the operation
was over and the severed arm lay on
the floor.
Times have changed much since then
1t suffices to put bit of chloroform or
ether on a compress and let the patient
breathe through it for a few minutes
to put him into a slumber so deep that
ne remains inert while the surgeon
makes his incision. cuts. files the bone
and sews up the flesh. On awaking the
operation is over. and the patient
knows nothing of it. Thanks to chloro-
form, surgeons can practice operations
today which arouse our admiration.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
Origin of the Letter V.

The letter V may be regarded as the
mutilated remains of one of the sym
bols used by the ancient Egyptians in
their hieroglyphics or picture writing.
A common animal in their country was
the two horned sand viper. represcn
tation Of which stood for V. The
priests ultimately found that for the
practical purposes of everyday life II
vas a waste of time to use elaborate
lieroglyphics and invented a kind of
horthand to meet the occasion. In
his the snake was reduced TO a V with
dash " to represent horns and
,dy.
The Phnnicians adopted this letter,
d from them we get our V by loss of
dash, leaving only the two little
ms of the original picture. This
ke is still common in Egypt and il
jably the one mentioned in Genesis
II. Dan shall be a serpent by the
I an adder in the path. that biteth
horse heels. so that his rider shall
backward" Travellers tell us that
Is still addicted to this unpleasant
lit.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
One Hundred Dollars a Box

is the value II. A. Tisdale Summer
ton, $. G. places on DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve. He says: 81 had the
piles for twenty years. l tried many
doctors and medicine, but all failed
except DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
1t cured me. " 1t is a combination OF
the healing properties of Witch Hazel
with antiseptics and emollientsi re
lieves and permanently cures blind,
bleeding, itching and protruding
piles, sores, cuts, bruises, eczema salt
rheum and all skin diseases. Sold by
All Drug Co.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
How n bird Dresses.

As bird fashions do not change. two
suits year are quite enough for most
birds. but they need to take great care
Of them. Each separate feather must
be cleaned and looked over and the
useless ones pulled out These feath-
ers are not packed close together, you
know. but lie loose and have places
between filled with air. When a bird
wants to get warmer he lifts his feath-
ers so that these air spaces may be
larger But If his feathers are tan
gled or wet and dirty he could not
raise them, and soon he could not
keep the head in his little body and
would OF course die.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
A TORPID Liver.

A clogged condition Of the system is
one symptom Of a liver out of order.
Here is as good and simple a remedy
as any | know, writes a physician:
Get a nice lemon and cut it in half.
Take one-balf in a tumblerful of cold
water the last thing at night and the
other the first thing in the morning.
half a pint of very hot water with a
squeeze of lemon or lime in 1t before
breakfast is also good. Both remedies
are well worth trying.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
The Breckenridge News.
WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 2. 1908
our FIRST HUNT CLUB.
IL Was Organized In Pennsylvania
Away Back In 1896.

Away Back In 1896.
Tae year 1866 is far back. but 1t Is
Interesting to think that the mutter-
ings of the coming war storm were not
yet so engrossing even then but that
the sportsmen OF Pennsylvania could
turn their attention to Il more system
attic organization of their fox hunting
forces and then established the first
hunt club I'm the country. the Glouces-
ter Hounds. Not that this was the be-
ginning of the sport in Pennsylvania.
that eminently horse loving country.
for fox hunting had held high place
In the pastimes of the people many Il
year before. II was rather the evi
dence that the sport had become so i'm
portant that 1t needed systematizing.
so that districts might be thoroughly
hunted in turn and contentious. rivalry
and clashing dates be avoided.
All the early fox hunting clubs had
their origin in the pre-existing owner
ship of greater or less number of
hounds by private owners. Every con
siderable landowner In the south kept
them. and good dogs they were. not
always orthodox. according to the
standard of the Belvoir and the Quorn
of today. but nevertheless hounds de-
rived from the best English and Eu-
ropean stock and continued by judi
cious selection Of those who showed
the instincts by conformation suitable
to the country in which they were
called upon to work. Washington may
be quoted as one of the southerners
lwho kept bounds and hunted them too
Lafayette, moreover. sent him from
France a splendid pack of French fox
hounds. with qualities which still fur
Their helped TO complete the most per
feet animal for American fox hunting
the American hound.
From the formation of the Glouces-
ter Fox Hound club In 17G6 until to-
day clubs have played the most i'm
portant part in preserving the sport
and regulating its practice. Not all
clubs Of equal Importance, 1t is true,
but all of the same spirit.-Illustrated
Sporting News.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
Greatest Of All Physicians.
Eminent Discoverer of
PAINE'S CELERY
COMPOUND

Prof Edward E. Phelps, M. D., IL. D.,
was born in Connecticut and graduated at
Yale.
His unusual talent soon brought him reputa-
ton and prominence. First he was elected to
the professorship of anatomy and surgery in
the Vermont University. Next he was APP
pointed lecturer in Dartmouth College. The
following year he was chosen 10 the most
important professorship in the country, a
place that he occupied when he made his
world-famed discovery of Paine's Celery Com
pound.
This infallible cure for those fearful ills that
result from an impaired nervous system and
impure blood, has endeared the great doctor
70 the world.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02

Young Wife-What do you do when
your husband gets cross and wants to
scold?
Wife with experience)-I read him
one or two Of the letters he used to
write TO me before we were married.
Baltimore American.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
To Ely win the Denr.

He-Life. is simply one grand chase.
II you are not among the pursuers you
must be one of the pursued.
She-Will you run with the hounds
or fly with the deer?
Hell will fly with you, dear, II you
please.-Kansas City Journal.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
Suspicion.

81 am a little bit afraid of her." said
Miss Cayenne.
"She has wonderful tact"
Yes; she must know everything that
could possibly annoy one; otherwise
she couldn't be so skillful in avoiding
all disagreeable subjects" -Exchange.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
As IL Was Printed.

There is one woman poet in New
York who will read proof carefully UNI
til the edge of a recent error wears off.
She spent two days on a touching
poem, the pivotal line of which read:
Ny soul is lighthouse keeper
When the printer finished with it the
line read:
Ny soul is a light housekeeper.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
Fine scorn OF the Cheap Hat.

Eyes, it is a pretty bonnet" said the
prospective purchaser. but the price
shows that ii is not a real artistic ere
alton. 1t is only $11.66."
Pardon me, madam" suavely said
the milliner. 1.-THE price card has care
lessly been inverted 1t should be
thus-$9911."
"Send it home today" ordered the
customer Millinery Trade Review.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
DiacOurnRed.

There is no such thing as luck" said
the sturdy, self reliant person.
81 can't contradict you" answered
the patient sufferer. "All can say is
that If there is haven't seen it,
Washington Star.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
Bilious Collie Prevented.

Take a double dose of Chamberlain s
Collie, Cholera and DIarrhoea Remedy
as soon as the first indication of the
disease appears and threatened at
tack may be warded off. Hundreds of
people use the remedy in this way
with perfect success. For sale by
Short & Haynes.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
Frank Bates a Benedict.
w. II. CONNOR, q. A..

Mr.. Frank Bates, proprietor of the
Commercial hotel at Hawesvllle, and
formerly of this city, was married to
Miss Zula Harper, of Owensboro, at
Cannelton Thursday evening. After the
ceremony they left for Owensboro for
visit but Will reside in HawesvIlle.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02

The human body being lighter than
the water Of the Dead sea- swimming
In 1t is difficult. the head alone tending
10 sink in the water.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02

To be perfectly just is an attribute Of
the divine nature. To be so to the ut
most Of our abilities is the glory Of
man Addison.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02
Cheering Report.

The Rev. DR.. Fourthly- How is your
new choir getting along?
The Rev. DR.. Goodman-Peaceably.
1 am happy to say. as yet.-Chicago
Tribune
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1903-12-02

Mrs. Gadby-Does your husband fur
nish you with plenty of pocket money!
Mrs Glibly-Yes, indeed. He leaves
his money in his pocket every night
Baltimore American.