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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-11
Notes From Kansas

Every bald-headed man has lots of hair
around the sides of his head
1t is said of every short girl that she
would be a foot taller if she wasn't so
bow legged.
About the saddest thing that can really
happen to man is to be left widower
when he is too old to remarry.
If an old maid is rich enough, ali Of
her nieces speak in an apologetic way
when they mention the men they mar
ried
Real old-fashioned people never look at
the picture of a girl taken profile with
out wondering if she had it taken that
way because she is cross-eyed
Scandal never dies. We recently heard
woman recalling story that wos forty
eight years old. (The old ones will won
der if this in "on' them.)
There are some people who just nat
uraliy can't work unless their employer
happens to be looking their way, when
they work harder than anybody.
Atchison has a committee of forty
which gets desirable people to town and
chief of police who runs undesirable
people out. 1t is an ideal arrangement !.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-11
WORTH KNOWING
At This Season Of the Year.

Any cough accompanied by expectora-
ton which lasts over three or four days,
requires attention and treatment; this
does not mean a visit to the hospital, nor
to your physician nor wholesale drugging
with patent medicines; but it means that
some simple, harmless effective antiseptic
remedy like Stuart'S Catarrh Tablets
should be used to ward off Pneumonia,
should be used to ward off any possi-
BILE termination in Pneumonia, Chronic
Catarrh Bronchitis or Consumption.
All of these formidable diseases start
from a common cold, neglected or allowed
to run it's course and it is only the exer-
else OF common every Day caution to cure
a cold as quickly as possible, not so much
for what it is at the moment, but what
it may become if neglected.
Perhaps no remedy is SO safe, reliable
and convenient to stop cold or obstinate
cough as Stuart's Catarrh Tablets.
The extract of blood root contained in
them. combined with the red gum of the
Eucalyptus tree, seem to put the mucous
membrane of the nose, mouth and throat
in condition to throw off the germs of
catarrh, bronchitis and consumption, and
equalize the circulation and place the
body in that condition of health which
resists and throws OFT the germs CT dis
ease.
A person in perfect health rarely
catches cold, and if he does, throws it off
in a day or two, but, where the cold
hangs on, stopping up the nostrils, irrita
ting the throat or there Is persistent an
moving cough, it is evident that the sys-
tenn for some reason is unable to throw
off the disease germs which cause the
trouble; a little assistance is necessary
and this is best given by the use of some
harmless germ destroying antiseptic like
Stuart's Catarrh Tablets, which are also
palatable and equally so for children and
adults.
Druggists sell these tablets at so cents
full sized package, higher in price than
arts Catarrh Tablets contain antiseptie
properties which actually cure colds ca
tarrh and throat and lung troubles, while
it is a notorious fact that cough drops
and cough syrups are largely composed OF
opium, cocaine and similar drugs that
have no curative power.
1t is also true that many popular LIQUID
medicines and tenics for catarrh depend
upon the alcohol they contain which give
simply temporary stimulation of no real
benefit for any trouble, catarrhal or Their
wise.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-11
Catarrh and Hay Fever.

Liquid Cream Balm is becoming
quite as popular in many localities as
Ely's Cream Balm solid It is prepared
for use in atomizers, and is highly
priced by those who have been accus-
toned to call upon physicians for such
a treatment. Many physicians are US
ing and prescribing it. All the medi-
cfnal properties of the celebrated
Cream Balm are contained In the
Liquid form, which is rs cts. including
a spraying tube. All druggists, or by
mail. Ely Brothers, Sc Warren St, New
York
Messrs. Ely Bros. II sold your Iio-
uid Cream Balm to Mr. VIM. Lam
berton. 1415 Belachaise ST.. New Or
leans: he has used two bottles, giving
him most satisfactory results.
GEORGE W. McDUFF,
Pharmacist.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-01-11
Why He HesItated.

During a Zig revival sinner vas
greatly worked up. While tbs preacher
was exhorting the sinner arose in the
audience, and, with his face flushed with
emotion, said:
Dear friends. I feel the spirit moving
me to confess what a bad man I've been,
but 1 can't do it while the grand jury is
The Lord viii forgive your shouted
the preached.
Il know it. + know IT, said the sim
ner, but He isnt on the grand jury
Atchiscn Globe.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
About Frightening Children.

If child is constitutionally nerv-
Gus, says the American Journal of
Health, it is no use to think that it
can be made different by force. Argu.
ment, too, in many cases only intensi-
fies the terror which children often
feel If left alone in the dark, and gives
definite expression to fears which are
purely imaginary. Many people argue
that child who is afraid to be left
alone or to go into dark room ought
to be made to do either Of these
things in order to find out that no
harm will come to him. Now, chill
dren are seldom really afraid unless
they have been made so, and it is a
curious fact that the most timid child
shrinks from disclosing his fears to
anyone. In such case someone has
certainly warned him that worse
things will happen if he dares to dis
close the reason of his alarm. Very
often 1t is the simplest thing which
has been made to appear SO terrible
under certain conditions. II
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
A CHEROKEE ALPHABET.
1t Has Been Invented by Full Bloodet
Member OF tho Tribe,


Member OF tho Tribe.
The new hieroglyphic alphabet is a
novelty. 1t is the invention of full
blooded Cherokee Indian, by Mans
Sequoayah. He has for a long timu
sought some method of writing the
Cherokee language, hitherto only spck-
en-. He found that the English letters
would not express the SOUNDS of that
tongue, nor would his fellow Chero-
KEGS take up the white mans letters.
To overcome this difficulty he decided
to invent a new alpha bet, easy to learn
and at the same time expressive of the
sounds of the Cherokee language. The
Indian eye will not easily come down
to mere lines. SO he used pictures OF
things to indicate the letters or sounds
of letters. He succeeded at last In
forming an alphabet of sixty-eight
signs by which he could express all o.:
the sounds of his native tongue. At
the same time the letters are so large
and distinct from each other as not
to be easily confused. He first tried
his new alphabet on his wife, and
found that she could easily remember
the sounds and learn to read. Then
he called in half dozen of the Cher
okee warriors and tried his letters on
them. Here again he succeeded. He
wrote few sentences in Cherokee
and they read them after little train
ing. #N
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
Cure for propsy.

Sedgwick, Ark, June 22d.-Mr. w.
S. Taylor of this place says:
"My little boy had Dropsy. Two
doctors-the best in this part of the
country-told me he would never get
better, and to have seen him anyone
else would have said they were right.
His feet and limbs were swollen SO
that he could not walk nor put on his
shoes. -.
when the doctors told me he would
surely die, stopped giving him their
medicine and began giving him
Dodd's Kidney Pills. gave him
three pills a day and at the end If
eight days the swelling was all gone,
but as l wanted to be sure, kept on
with the pills for some time, gradu-
ally reducing the quantity, till finally
stopped altogether
"Dodd's Kidney Pills certainly saved
my child's life. Before using them he
was a helpless invalid in his mothers
arms from morning till night. Now
he is healthy, happy child, running
and dancing and singing. can never
express our gratitude.
"Dodd's Kidney Pills entirely cured
our boy after everybody, doctors and
all. had given him up to die"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
BLOOD |. HUMO !
skinH unours, Scalp unours,
Hair Hulmours,
Whether Simple serotuIous Or
Hereditary
Speedily Cured by Cuticura
Soap, Ointment and Pills.
Complete External and Internal
Treatment, One Dollar.

In tho treatment Of torturing, dis.
figuring, itching, scaly, crusted, pimply,
blotchy and scrofulous humours Of the
skin, scalp and blood, with loss of hair,
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills have
been wonderfully successful. Even the
most obstinate Of constitutional hui
mours. such as bad blood, scrofula, in-
herited and contagious humours, with
loss of hair, granular swellings, ulcer
Gus patches in the throat and mouth.
sore eyes, unprecedented blotchcs. rs
we'll as boils, carbuncles, scurvy, sites,
ulcers and sores arising from an inn
pure or impoverished condition of tho
blood, yield to the Cuticura Treatment,
when oil other remedies fail.
And greater still, II possible, is the
wonderful record of cures Of torturing,
disfguring humours among infants and
children. The suffering which Cuticura
Remedies have alleviated among the
young. and the comfort they have af-
forded WORKOUT and worried parents,
have led to their adoption in countless
homes as priceless curatives for tho
skin and blood. Infantilc and birth hui
mours, milk crust, SCALED head, eczema,
rashes and every form ofitching, scaly,
pimply skin and scalp humours, with
loss Of hair, Of infancy and childhood,
are speedily, permanently and economi-
cally cured when all other remedies
suitable for children, and even the best
physicians, fail.
n e q cRososs: Coated s se pr ~ q IL" ons
nent soe- Sep, ~ Rspos,, London: Cha,terhou.s
Potter Drug b Chem. Corp, Sols Props
- 6snd for " The Greet Aumour Cure
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
OHIO LAWYERS BILL.
Made Out a Bill for Listening to His
Clients Stories.

Made Out a Bill for Listening to His
Clients Stories.
Here is the story of an Ohio Lawyer
who did not become politician, as he
was not built on political lines. 1t is
told by Washington man who WIS
his clerk at one time. Lawyer B. was
gruff sort of parsonage and believed
in making every one pay for every
service. One of his clients was the
the president of a bank, who, during
the tendency of his case, dropped into
the lawyers Office very frequently and
told stories. The lawyer was good
listener and seemed to enjoy the sto-
ries very much, but after the banker
went out Lawyer B. would say: Here,
charge Mr.. Blank $40 for an hour of
my time. II have got to listen to his
stories he has got to pay me for 1t. /"
Finally the bill was made out and car
ried to the banker. 1t was an itemized
account stating the date of each call.
He scanned it closely and remarkSd:
"He has made me pay for it pretty
well, hasn't he?"
"Pay for what?" asked the clerk.
For listening to my stories"
And he paid the bill.-Washington
Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

and learn how 1t can be done.
a. a. Boyce, a farmer living three
and : half miles from Trenton, No.,
says: "A severe cold settled in my
kidneys and developed 30 quickly that
I was obliged to lay OF work on &C
count Of the aching in my back and
sides. For q time was unable to
walk at all, and every makeshift I
tried and all the medicine took had
not the slightest effect. :, My back con-
tinued to grow weaker until was I'M
fit for anything. Mrs. Boyce noticed
Doan's Kidney Pills advertised as q
sure cure for Just such conditions, and
one day when in Trenton she brought
q box home from Chas. A. Fosters
drug store. II followed the directions
carefully when taking them and must
say was more than surprised and
much more gratified to notice the
backache disappearing gradually, until
1t finally stopped"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr.. Boyce will
be mailed on application to any part
of the United States. Address Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all druggists, price so cents per box.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
LIFE IN SAMOA.

Description Of the Islasd People By
Mrs. Strong.
Mrs. Isabel Strong, step-daughter of
Robert Louis Stevenson, lived with the
Stevenson family during most of their
life in Samoa, and she was closely as
ISOLATED with Mr.. Stevenson in his lit
erary work. She told recently of the
beauty of the island. and said it could
really be called the Emerald Isle," on
account of the luxuriance of it's tropi-
cal vegetation. Orchids grow there
like buttercups and daisies in an Eng
lish meadow. Stevenson had a great
love for the place. and he considered
it restful and full of inspiration. The
natives looked upon him with venera
ton. and his mother, who always wore
white cap, they called an exiled prin-
cess, confusing the cap and the crown
as symbolic of royalty. Mr.. Stevenson
became friendly with many of the ma
tives and one of his pleasures was to
see the effect upon them of highly civ
ilized customs, as for instance, invit-
AA6 SWSANS VI AhOAC VI ILO wal AoAS W
course dinner, served with great
formality. The warriors would come
in native costume and never appeared
i'll at ease, always waiting for Mr.. Ste
venson to begin course and then ;mi"
tating exactly. Contrary to the life
of most savage people, the women of
Samoa do not do the heavy work. and
under the teaching of Mr.. Stevenson
they became still more exempt from
unnecessary burdens, and lived much
the same domestic life as civilized
women. In their dress they still re-
tanned, however, many savage traits,
and it was not an unusual thing to
see the children going to church at
tired only in hat and wreath of
smilax. When Mr.. Stevenson died,
the natives built coral road from his
home to his grave, and this they call
"the road of loving hearts," They
have also built hospital in his men,
ory, and Mrs. Stevenson partly sup
ports it, sending yearly contribution
The natives have always been afraid
the body would be removed from Sa-
moa, and they guard the grave with
great care.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

memory, he kissed her passionatelJ !,
with all the ardor OF hope and life.
My queen is here" he murmured.
Yes. like the Israelites of old, these
two had needed to pass through the
wide red sea OF suffering ere they
gained the promised land.
But King Don" had come into his
kingdom at last.
(The End.)
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
Real pistinction.

Miss Redingote-No, Aunt Brindle,
I am not engaged. When l marry it.
will be great man.
Mrs. Brindle ACKNOWLEDGEMENT,
dunno. You cant always tell how
man will turn out. Now there's Jo-
slab
Miss Redingote-You don't mean TO
say Uncle Brindle has ever distin.
guished himself!
Mrs. Brindle-Well, I'll tell you what
he did. I sent him down to the store
with q ribbon the other day and he
matched it.-New York Times.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
says Genlu. should Not marry.

Possibly the best known unmarried
man OF letters is Henry James, the
novelist. He maintains stoutly that
the artist, no matter what the medium
Of his expression, should remain SIM
gle. on the ground that the petty
cares and carpings Of domestic life
tend to wear on delicately adjusted
nerves and exhaust the mental fiber
Of genius, whether It's possessor be q
painter of pictures, worker 81 lwordss
a modeler of statues. q composer Of
music, q Ginger Or one who amuses
the people from the stage .s4
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
seIIina Cream for ca,h.

Cream, like the agriculturists' grain or
miners gold. can now be sold for cash.
the most perfect creamery, just cornplet-
ed by r. e. Cobb at st. Paul. to buy hand
separator cream at any point within 400
miles from st. Paul.
This house also pays cash for butter,
eggs and poultry throughout Minnesota,
Dakota and Wisconsin. BY writing to
r. E. COBB. st. Paul, Mimi, you will
Immediately receive prices and full par
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
Woman,s Best FRIEND.

Woman'S Best Friend.
Patience-Woman is woman's best
friend, after all.
Patrice-I guess you're right.
Certainly I'm right. Even when
she is getting married doesn't man
give her away and her maid of honor
stand up for her?-Yonkers States
man.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
Makes Her Feel Foolish.

MdKe1 FIeF = SeI FooTISn.
Something that invariably makes
me feel like fool" remarked the
pleasant little Mount Pleasant matron,
lis when a feeble-looking man offers
me his seat in car and I refuse to
take it he replies, always rather dis
.gustedly, oh, I'm going to get off at
the next corner, anyhow Washing
ten Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
Could Mention Two.

Coutu Mention TWO.
by the way" said the doctor, "the
president is talking about the fighting
virtues. What are they?"
well" responded the professor,
there are benevolence and caution,
for instance. They are always fight
ing each other" Chicago Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

TIL hrst days OF Dr. Kne's Great Nerve Restor-
er. Send for FREE o2 90 trial bottle trsatise.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

The most polite people in the world
are those who have gold bricks to sell
YOU.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

Do not treat your dearest friends
like cobblestone here and then give
them q marble shaft when dead.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
Just as Good.

Elderly Customer-Have you any
preparations that will eradicate wrin-
kles?
Conscientious Druggist-No, ma'am,
but we have a preparation that will
fill them up. Chicago Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

Some people don't care what hap
pens SO long as it doesn't happen to
them. ~
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

lido not believe Piso-s Cure for Consumption
has on equal for coughs AID colds-JoHN r
BOYER. Trinity Springs Ind, Feb. is. 1900
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

Look for this trade mark: e The Klean, Koo;
Kitchen Kind = The stoves without smoke,
ashes or heat Make comfortable cooking.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

So says Mrs. Josie Irwin, of
325 So. College ST., Nashville,
Tenn, Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Never in the history of medicine has
the demand for one particular remedy
for female diseases equalled that at
tanned by Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and never
during the lifetime of this wonderful
medicine has the demand for it been
so great as it is to-day.
From the Atlantic to the Pacific,
and throughout the length and breadth
of this great continent come the glad
tidings of woman's sutferings relieved
by it, and thousands upon thousands
Of letters are pouring in from grateful
women saying that it will and posi-
lively does cure the worst forms of
female complaints.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all wo-
men who are puzzled about
their health to write her at Lynn,
Mass, for advice. Such CORE.
spOndence is seen by women only,
and no charge is made.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

The older girl gets the more re-
spect she has for the wisdom OF her
mother.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03
IN EVERY K /; u u !.

IsFeople n
every walk
q NE have
DAD backs. Z
- kidneys Y 60
wrong and,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

Come men never realise how mean
they have been until Ftheyi rum for
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

You can't measure genius BY the
length Of his hair. 4
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

Stops the Cough and
Works Or the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 2tc.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1903-07-03

Some people never tire of doing
good because they never do any.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-01-10

Senator SIMPSONS bill to increase
81. 500, if it becomes a law, would
not affect the present judiciary, but
the measure has merit and ought to
pass. The matter Of salary ought not
to stand in the way of first class talent
for those positions. A first class lawyer
dislikes very much to give up a lu-
crative practice to accept a %judgeship
simply for the honor attached thereto,
and it is a question if the appointive
system that prevails in some states is
not preferable to the elective system.
The activity of the judiciary in politics,
under our present system, can hardly
be avoided, much as it is to be depre-
Gated. The activity of district and SUI
preme court judges in politics destroys
respect for and confidence in the court
and public sentiment all over the state
is crystaliZing in opposition to judges
descending toward politics to gain adj
vantage or political OF personal power.
Litigants want justice and reliable at
torneys appearing before the court
want fair and honest rulings. They can
not rely on absolute fairness from polit-
ical judges. In various parts of the state
we have seen some of the results of
political courts. We have seen po-
litical parties disrupted and good men
go down to defeat simply because of
the unwarranted power exercised by
the court. 1t will be well to pay all
judges good salaries and then demand
that they do not misuse their power.
1t does o follow by any means that
a judge shall not take an interest in
politics. He would be of little account
if he did not But he should not des-
cend to the level of the ward-heeler
n make him his confidant and ad-
vision; neither should he go about his
district and use his official power and
prestige to coerce the people. The
court need not keep entirely out OF
politics, but it should not be officiOus.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-01-10
An Elegant Supper.

supper was served by the ladies of
1he catholic church of this city in the
Old senate chamber and was elaborate
~ prepared. The decorations in the
dining hall and on the tables made
a beautiful sight.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1903-01-10

BY n. Il. JEWELL.


Published every afternoon, except Sun
day. AT bismarck. No tn Dakota. is deliv-
er.., ny carrier TO u, parts Of the city ut
GO cents per month. or So per year. The
daily sent to any address In the United
States and Canada. postage prepaid, ~
t-r year: So for six months; $3.50 for
three months.
THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
fuh.islcl every Friday; eight pages.
cont .iiuing !: similary of the news or the
week-local and neutrality-suspicious. atten-
ti,n ,,cing paid &c state news Sent 10
sny address. postage paid. Tor $l.W TOT
one year: 10 cents for six months; 20 cents
90, three mouths.
II. Bismarck Tribune Is the Oldest
newspaper la the state-estahlish"d June
Ii. 1875. II has Il wide circulation ana Is
. desirable advertising medium. being
published at the capital OF the state II
makes a feature Of state news, OF u semi
official character, aud is therefore particu-
larry Interesting to all who desire TO Keep
the ruu of state anairs-po'itical. social
xnd business.