Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-10-28
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A square meal is AZ broad as It Il
long.
Vice always dresses 10 the latest
fashion.
A mule by any other name would be
q kicker.
Many a bluff has been called by 9
better one.
A maiden effort often results in
mat-imony.
The chestnut burr will soon have its
fall opening.
In some Joke Books you will not
hnd a single joke.
Large shoes look all right il they
are kept polished.
II doesn't necessarily take an athlete
TO be long winded.
A meal In the stomach ls worth two
on the bill OF fare.
No, Maud, dear; the plural Of foot
ball is not feetball.
A woman never fOrgiveS a man who
doesn't admire her.
Profit sometimes monopOlizes honor
In its country.
Rest has spoiled many . man who
wa willing TO work.
What the dew is to the flower kind
words are to the heart.
A Board Of Health sign won't keep
the wolf from the door.
Bad habits grow with much less Gull
tivation than good ones.
When It comes to an uphill fight the
rolling stone isn't there.
A girl Of 16 thinks that every boy
she meets IL her affinity.
A girl may No 4 trihe frivolous, but
she is apt to be engaging.
Truth is a stranger that a good many
people don't care. TO meet.
Some men are unable to think when
drunk or talk when sober.
Lambs rush into Wall street where
the old sheep fear to tread.
Too many cooks spoil the police
mans digestive apparatus.
Some men waste q dollars worth Of
time trying to save 8 cents.
Generally the family skeleton lie the
liveliest thing in the family.
Some people avoid straitened cir
cumstances by being crooked.
The silent watches Of the night must
be those we forget to wind up.
Clothes may not make a woman, but
8 woman can make her clothes.
Is it possible for q man to be on his
uppeFs and stu be we'll heeled9
Some men seem to believe that
money was only made to make.
Fortunate lie the man who can give
3 good bank account Of himself.
Thought travels fast, but some peo-
ple's thoughts never travel far.
What are you doctoring forP Every
body is doctOring for something.
There Is always an opening for an
ambitious young man In q jackpot.
The married man who is known as a
good fellow lie often q bad husband.
Whether a girl lie pretty, or whether
che thinks she is, she acts the same.
If a woman hesitate It must be ow-
Ing to an impeachment In her speech.
The spider has no cause for alarm
when bis life lie hanging by q thread.
HDowie succeeds in reforming New
York probably be will try hRdes next.
The question Of precedence in this
country is merely q question Of hustle.
Ethics is something you must not
violate If you are going to be caught at
Hatred is such . big passion that
hardly anybody In the world is worth
Even the clever Edward Box doesn't
pretend that there is any cure for old
age.
A noted writer says: "It Is not
deEth to die" We'd like to bet that
g IS.
In a game Of poker you rather enjoy
having the other people out when you
call.
M, Maude, dear; we should hardly
t. shaving as q b%arbarous GUS
tom.
A time table, CordelIa, is any old
e le purchased on the installment
plan.
II a girl knew how pretty che does
not look when she cries she wouldn't
d. II.
Honestly now, taking every phrase
Of lie into consideration aren't you
The pen is mightier than the sword,
when it ome to cutting re-
marks.
A man can pocket his pride, but
what isa woman to do who has no
pocket
A woman's IDEA Of a hatterer Is
man who says nice. things to other
women.
A Girl never thinka a vounO man5a