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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

In upholding the traditions of the Ger
man army young cadet ran his sword
through the body Of friend who, as
private, had failed to salute him. How
strange 1t is that with all Germanys
progress and intelligence such a cow
ardly crime is not considered murder.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

Few are willing to maintain that the
definition Of gentleman in the books
of etiquette is more than superficial.
The late Archbishop Temples deani-
ton was founded on first principles.
lie said, Il don't care whether he Is
learned or not, whether he 10 educated
Or not; don't care how ignorant he
may be or how he may stand; l don't
care II he be ever so poor. The man
who constantly shows that he is giving
himself up for the sake Of other peo-
pie. that man Is at heart and in reality
one Of natures gentlemen, and this Is
the way In which he shows It,"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

There is belief among certain per-
sons that children can be reared without
labor. This is not SO and can never
be so. Women cannot successfully rear
families by proxy. They cannot turn
over their children to nurses, governes-
SEES and school teachers. Many women
do this, however, and society here and
there gathers the dragon teeth In the
harvest Of crimes against society and
moral laws. Work Is the greatest moral
force In the world. Mothers who de-
sire to see their children happy, to
see them useful, to see them worthy
members of society hold fast to the doe
trine Of labor. .-...
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

The old maids of New York In con-
vention assembled, have pointed out
that President Roosevelt Is not the
mother of large family, and that
until he is he is not the proper person
TO advocate numerous progeny. Come
TO think Of 1t, how many women are
complaining about the smallness Of
American families?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27
Woman DOCTOR at Inquest.

For the first time In the history
Northampton woman OCCUR
Gently gave evidence at an Inquest
the request Of the coroner me Z
mortem, which was on a Womans y
was made by two women doctors
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27
james Whitcomb Riley.

One Day Nearer Home.
Ger the hills the sun is setting,
And the eve is drawing on:
Slowly drops the gentle twilight,
For another day is gone.
Gone for aye-its race is over,
Soon the darker shades will come:
Still, it's sweet to know at even,
We are one day nearer home.
"One day nearer" sings the seaman. ,
AS he glides the waters DER,
While the light is softly dying,
On his distant native shore.
mus the Christian on ife's ocean.
AS his light boat cuts the foam.
In the evening cries with rapture.
L am one day nearer home"
" ofn and weary, oft the pilgrim
Halls the setting of the sun:
For the goal is one day nearer.
And his journey nearly done,
Ihus we feel when, DER life's desert,
Heart and sandal sore we roam.
AS the twilight gathers DER us.
We are one day nearer home.
Nearer home! Yes, one day nearer
~ 10 our Fathers house on high
II the green fields and the fountains
vi the lands beyond the sky,
TOT the heavens grow brighter Ger II,
AND the lamps hang in the dome.
ana our tents are pitched still closer
ror we're one day nearer home
-Rev. Benz. H. Hunt.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

A man thrashed another who per-
sisted in praying for him in public.
Correct! Why should one man be sim
gled out where so many stand In need
OF divine interpretation?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

A Boston judge has decided that a
person who has paid to hear a play
may hiss 1t If he wishes. And why not I?
Surely the right to hiss Is as clear as
the right to applaud.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27
The One Thine NeedfuL

Don't be Respondent, Henry n i
are plenty of good things In tnis '
besides money" j,
Il know 1t, Martha but you q I.
have them without money ~
York Sun.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

John D. Rockefeller finds that golf
makes his hair grow. He doesn't ex-
plain whether 1t is to be rubbed on with
the fingers or applied with syringe.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27
A Municipal ,par,n

Liverpool and Manchester bitho
deadly rivals in trade, hayo amta'
into partnership in order entered
ish empire. 'n 'Ee Brit
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

In 1876 there were $500 Pawnees.
To-day there are only 800. There are
no reservations in the happy hunting
grounds.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

1T is In accord with the eternal fit
ness of things when a millionaire works
harder than his employees; he gets more
pay.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

II you get hurt when you are playing
the races, however, don't keep ON play
ing. That Is different.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

Russell Sage has lost $4,000 recently
In bad loans. This tends to show that
a man is never too old to make blum
Fanrs
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27
AYrs 3 snoRB. Pub1islIners.

A luxury becomes necessity just as
soon as we can afford to have it.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

Enthusiasm for good civic govern
ment always runs mountain high the
day after election.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

E, i; rho os who stand by the cIomor fou
to butt in, GIL opportunity
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

The operators are already beginning
to raise the prices Of coal. Save your
corn eebs --..E- -
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

An little Orphant Annie says, when the
blaze is blue,
An the lamp wick splutters, an the wind
goes woo-Oo!
An you hear the crickets quit, an the
moon is gray,
An the lightnin' bugs in dew is all
quenched away,
You better mind yer parents. an yer
teachers. fond an dear.
An churish them at loves you, an dry
the orphant's tear,
An hep the pore an needy ones at cIus-
tiers all about,
Err the gobble-uns II git you
Eff you
Don't
Watch
Out!
-,Tampc WhitoOp,b D;lo1r
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

A wise and upright judge in Boston
Las decreed that kissing at place of
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

Men are too much inclined 70 -
a pretty woman at her face fAies
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

An one time little girl 'ud allus laugh
an grin,
An make fun of everyone an all her
blood an kin;
An onct, when they was company
an ole folks was there,
She Knocked 'em an shocked 'em, an
turnt to run an hide,
They was two great big Black Things
astandin' by her side,
An they snatched her through the ceilin'
fore she knoWed what she's about.
An the gobble-uns II git you
Eff you
Don't
Watch
Out!
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27
OLD
FAVORlTEs
i++re Ornhaut Annie.

Little Orphant Annies come to our house
to stay,
An wash the cups an saucers up, an
brush the crumbs, away.
An shoe the chickens off the porch, an
dust the hearth an sweep,
An make the fire. an bake the Bread an
earn her board an keep;
An all US other children, when the sup
per things is done.
We set around the kitchen fire an has
the mosteSt fun
A'list'nin' to the witch tales at Annie
tells about,
An the gobble-uns at gifts you
Eff you
Don't
Watch
Out!
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1903-06-27

Onct they was a little hoy wouldn't say
his prayers,
An when he went to bed at night, away
upstairs,
His Nanny heered him holler, an his
Daddy heered him bawl,
An when they turnt the kivvers down,
he wasn't there at all!
An they seeked him in the rafter room,
an cubbyhole an press,
An seeked him up the chimbly-fue, an
ever'wheres, | guess:
But all they ever found was thist his
pants an roundabout,
An the gobble-uns IL git you
Eff you
Don't
Watch
Out!
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
EXPENSIVE DEARS.
The Kind That Are Fond of Fine
Clothes and other Articles
of Adornment.

The fish commission in San Francisco is
in receipt of ridiculous commu-
from people of tine interior who
have vague ideas OF the functions of the bu-
reau, says local exchange. a retired
merchant from one of the hill towns, de-
string to devote his spare time to the study
OF zoology, sent the following letter of
inquiry to Prof. Charles A. Nogelsang:
u am interested in natural history and
want to get hold OF dear for scientific
purposes. Do you know where / can buy
one? If so, get a good one and express it
in box c. o. d., together with permit
for keeping same One of the common
garieties viii do. l will pay all eI-
penses.'
After pondering over the communication
for some time Herr Nogelsang dispatched
the following reply:
"Dears of all kinds are abundant in this
neck of the woods, and if you are not par
ticular as 10 color or breed | can easily
comply with your request. Most of them
would object. however, TO being sent in 4
box by express. If you will agree to assume
the cost OF perpetual maintenance. viii
promise to send ou dear who will be use
ful, both for scientific study and for house
keeping. / am not authorized by the laws
of the state to issue such permits as you
require, but you may get them from the
county clerk. l await your reply with
eagerness."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
johnny Ounce in school.

In a downtown school in Philadel-
phia the teacher had just started a new
class in history. After going over the
preliminaries, she asked one of the
younger members of the class: Johnny,
who was the greatest man the United
States ever had?" Il don 'tknow, ma am" "
said Johnny, after thinking hard
for a few moments, but Mr.. Dooley is
the greatest man this country ever
knew" NO" said the teacher, trying
to suppress a smile, but I'm going to
tell you, and don't want you to forget
1t was George Washington" The next
day, to test his powers of remembrance
the boy was asked again. He had for
gotten, but managed to look up and say:
II forget, maam, but he was laundry
man"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04

up here and look for old Cackle and
her nest"
So he produced the few matches for
which he had that noon traded several
cookies at the village school and boldly
lighted one. The first revealed nothing
except the mounds of hay, nor was the
second more successful. but by the light
of the third he saw Cackle's red comb
and bright eyes on beam far above
them.
There she Isl" cried Bob, overjoyed at
the success OF his expedient. Now we
can tell mother where the nest is, end
father or one of the men can so up after
it. Hark!" IS n peculiar whistle sounded
from below. There's Charley Brown.
We're going down 10 the brook this
afternoon; do you want to come?"
OF course Janey wanted to go to the
brook, so Bob extinguished tor thought
ho didJ the match which he held. tossed
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
How CaCkle Saved the Barn

it carelessly on the floor and. followed
closely by his sister, hastened to join his
friend.
After the childrens hasty exit, we
read in the Pueblo Chieftain, the at
tention of the old gray hen was attracted
by sputtering, cracking noise, and.
peering from her lofty perch, she saw
tiny yellow flames fast spreading in all
directions from the spot where Rob had
dropped his match. At first she merely
watched it curiously, but when some
smoke suddenly came toward her she
all at once realized that danger was
threatening her and her precious eggs.
AS soon as she came to this corTclu-
sion, the old hen flew through the fast
mounting volume of smoke and down
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04

the ladder to the gHOund, after which
she ran like a mad thing, caclling at the
top of her voice (any one who had heard
her would have acknowledged that she
had been we'll named), straight in the
kitchen door.
Mrs. Borden was deep in batch of
bread, bat she realized that something
was wrong, and stepped to the door, from
which, to her horror, she saw smoke
curling upward from the roof of the
barn in more than one place. But this
unexpected sight did not cause her to
lose her presence Of mind. She caught
the dinner horn from its place beside
the door and blew several vigorous
blasts.
A bucket brigade was at once organ
lied, and. some of the neighbors lending
their help, the fire was soon subdued
and the barn saved, though the hay IN
the loft was ruined.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
THE JOLLY sERvINe-MEN.

have neither house nor castle.
Nor single foot of land,
But I've ten jolly serving-men
Ranged straight on either hand.
Sometimes they are such busy lads,
Sometimes they are so idle,
Sometimes | have to hitch them up
With a check-rein and a bride.
In wlnter-time they go to school
Dressed snugly all together;
In summertime they berrying go
Quite free of fur or leather.
If through the forests green lride,
Or sail far o'er the sea,
All in a row, on either side,
My good men follow me.
The captains they are dwarf men,
And two are giants tail.
Just four of them are middling,
And two are rather small.
Now, come, put on your thinking-cap-
I'll give you guesses ten,
If you will tell me who they are,
My jolly serving-men.
Pauline c. Bouve, in Youths Com
paniOn
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
RAGS IS INTELLIGENT.
"Rnccoon" Cat of Generous Dimen-
Eions Performs Many Amusing
Little Tricks.

Rags is a beautiful and perfectly
marked "raccoon cat" which was sent
to Miss Tanner by one of her admirers
from Maine, the home of some of the
finest coon cats.
He has a mild, sweet face, with sea
green eyes, and is as proud as peacock
Of his long, bushy tail, which he waves
over his back like plume. When hun
cry, he goes to his cup and plate, knock
ing one against the other, making all
the noise he can. In this way he re-
minds Miss Tanner that he is ready to
eat. If given any food he does not fancy,
he will tip over his dish, spilling the
contents on the floor and paving it
around. He will then walk away as if
disgusted.
Rags never cries during the night
when he wishes anything, but, jumping
on Miss Tanners bed, he gently pats
her face until she wailens and waits on
him. Strange to say, he can neither
climb nor jump high, perhaps because
he is so large and heavy. Rags seldom
plays with other cats, and prefers TO
run away rather than fight.
In the winter when his paws are wet
he places them over the warm register
to dry, standing there so gravely and
with such a businesslike air that every
one laughs to see him.
Rags submits to his daily combing
with a martyr-like quietness, knowing
well that the big red bow that finishes
his toilet is all that ne needs to complete
it.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04

ment or settling, or has cloudy APP
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e the slightest symptoms of kidney or
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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04

of both, although the stubbornness of
the zebra at times is said to dominate.
The New York Herald says that for
strength, intelligence and alertness this
hybrid is greatly indebted to its zebra
sire. 1t is more easily broken than the
mule common in American commerce.
and it is the expectation of breeders
that the zebrule will become the mule"
of the twentieth century.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
Flying Frogs of Borneo.

The flying frog is found in Borneo.
1t uses an expansive membrane on each
of his feet in sailing from tree to tree.
The webs enable him to do this in the
same way as the wings of modern flying
machines enable their inventors to re-
main for time in the air.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04

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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
A BRAND NEW ANIMAL.
II Is Called the Zebrule and Il n Com
binntion of Zebra and Shet-
land Pony.

Here is brand new animal-the
zebrule, so called. 1t is a combination
of Burchell zebra and Shetland pony.
and the breeders are expecting all man
ners of wonderful things Of Il, particu-
larly in the line of mountain battery
work for the British army in northern
India. 1t moves more like zebra than
a horse and possesses the best qualities
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
TACKLE must have stolen her
nest again." said Mrs. Borden.

must nave stolen Her
nest again." said Mrs. Borden.
II see her go into the barn
every day, and yet you say that you
cannot find any of her eggs. Suppose
you go now and take another look,
children; it's pretty late in the season
and too warm for her to begin to set at
this time of the year"
Il don't see how mother expects to
find Cackles nest, when it's not light
enough to see anything, and she never
will let us bring lantern up here"
grumbled Rob. ''I'll tell you what I'll
do Janey; I've got some matches in
my pocket, and I'll light them and find
the eggs, and then we won't have to
stop our play every afternoon to come
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
THOUSANDS HAVE KIDNEY
TROUBLE AND DON'T KNOW IT
What Swampoot the Great Kidney Remedy Will do
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ness, sleeplessness, nervousness, heart
disturbance due to bad kidney trouble,
skin eruptions from bad blood, neural
gia, rheumatism, diabetes, bloating, ir-
ritability, wornout feeling lack of am
bition, loss of flesh, sallow complexion,
or Bright's disease.
II your water, when allowed to re-
main undisturbed in glass or bottle
for twenty-four hours, forms a sedi-
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
Segregati0n Of The Negro
BY BISHOP LUCIEN HALSEY.

ARE told that the south is the white mans land Ii
that has been poor guardian of the subservent
colored people The two have lived together
in harmony and of the opinion that they will,
To-day the colored man is being crowded out OF the
fields and the workshops of the south by the white labor
ing man. The colored laborer in the south has proved
the most expensive tried.
What is to be the solution OF the difficulties
which have arisen in connection with this prob
lem? Expectation is not feasible if possible and not
possible, if feasible. Internarriage of the races is
absolutely be thought Of it being dstasefu in
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04
OaAA0 N~,
Snpe,70r7ty Of W|omen's clubs
BY MRS. CHARLES HENROTIN,
President of Chicago Woman's Club.

WOMANS club is little than school to teach her
many things for the advancement of the home While
at their clubs spend their drinking, smoking telling
Stories perhaps gambling planning in their or
ganizaons for the establishment of kndergaren and for
caring for their unfortunate sisters.
The general idea that womans club her to neg
ec her hom disregard maternal duties and forget the OBJ
legations of married to have originated with
those who do not stop consider part of the natural
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1903-12-04

oeht to the majority of the blacks it the whites DONNA
o OF the blacks the whites is declared will be tolerated
What then is to be done?
Segregation is possible solution of the promleb Let the
negro be confined states from which white men
would be barred these negro commonweahs exist part OF the
ration eecng their own and having their representatives
IN the national congress administration Segregation within the
limits of the United States my mind the only certain solution
the problem.