The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-07

boy begin on gingerbread half an hour
after breakfast and eat his way steadily
and conscientiously thru apples, candy
and what not all day long. pausing only to
eat his meals and stopping only to obtain
little repose at night time, can believe
almost anything Of a digestive SYSTEMS
abilities to throw off work. The alligator
is all right but we wish to put our money
on the boy.
The result of the yacht races must have
been severe blow to Fife.
Admiral Cotton has been sent to Tur-
key. The Turks must remember that
cotton has been pretty active this sum-
mer. 49,
Ex-senator James Smith, Jr., the demo-
cratic leader Of New Jersey, is looked
upon as q pretty shrewd man.. He says in
a published letter that Mr.. Cleveland sis
the only man the democrats can elect at
this time" One Of the principal reasons
we would like to see Ruths father on
the ticket next year would be to observe
the effect Of this action on the Com
moner. We fear that this conservative
paper would bolt like a young, corn
blooded Missouri mule standing about two
feet ahead Of an excited giant cracker on
July 3.
The Harris Palatial Car company has
organized, with $1,000, 600 capital, to run
a train of five rolling. palaces called the
Waldorf astoria de luxe from New York
to Frisco. The train will contain palm
gardens, laundry and in fact everything
you can find in the Waldorf Astoria hotel
AS to prices-Well this train comes pretty
near being Plumbers and Fuel Dealers
Exclusive. Some Of our friends will walk
before they will patronize it.
The ,Anzieger, a German newspaper
published in Glencoe by Mr. Wenk and
known to its delinquent subscribers and
other enemies as the Agonizer, has been
sold to McClelland & Tudhope and dis
continued. Mr.. Wenk who was a most
caustfc writer, has gone to Germany,
where his friends fear he will exhibit to
the astonished Fatherland officials a large
| assortment of lese majestic
This city boasts o66 saloons and POI
churches. The saloons work right up to
midnight every night.
Il The Devastation club, of Waconia, with
grub tent and liquid poorhouse food,
drove to Patterson's lake just before
Sept. / to be on hand early for whatever
| waterfowl cared to act as targets. AT
| 1913 Tuesday morning the Waconia Pat
| riot, editorial force was awakened by
heavy firing in that direction which led
them to suppose that the boys were en-
gagged in mimic war. But at 1880 one OF
the hunters came into town for more
ammunition and claimed that at about Il
| o'clock the night previous myriads OF
mosquitoes appeared in camp and the boys
were compelled to shoot into. them. Sew
eral large cold bottles Of mosquito bite
remedy were sent for during the day This
is an old German remedy that makes
you forget the mosquito bite after it has
hit you, =. So far there have been few
ca s1lalties, oaltho one, duck had it's wing
Ebroken pby' a. stopper l-3'su6 ,,@...as.
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:" Our Trip to Europe-London, July 1
Dear Ones All-Our trip to Canterbury
was made in the driving rain. and to tell
| the truth we did not see the cathedral al
all. We stayed in a comfortable hotel al
day and sent the bell boy out to purchase
for us good picture of this wonderful ole
pile so celebrated in song and story, ISM
It.? We were very sorry not to see any
thing of the town.; but walk about the