The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1903-05-01
PLEASANT HILL.

Mr.. Pruett, of Rives, died Satur
day night and was buried at Pleas
ant Hill Sunday evening.
Hubert Shore, of this vicinity
and on of the best boys ever raise
here, was with an awful prett
young lady Sunday.
Ed Houser, OF near here, was ais
with real good looking youn!
lady. Sunday.
T. A,rChmmings, of Rives, wa
alsoout with his best girl Sunda,
fevening at Pleasant Hill.
Misses Norma and Lena Tidrow
of Rives, visited friends and rela
tives around Pleasant Hill Sunday
Master Bumb Cummings called
on friends near Pleasant Hill Sun
day.
Mrs. Petty, of north of Pleasant
Hill, was shopping in Union City
Saturday.
Misses Annie Lizzie and lola
Scates visited Misses Alma and
Bessie Morris Friday night.
Is it true that anybody has been
deceived in D, ]. Caldwell? Where
are his enemies who we're bowling
so before the election that he would
disgrace the high office of attorney
general? Has Dock loaned help
ing hand in a moral movement? O
yes, we come confessing our mis-
take. Dock, we voted against you,
but YOU have redeemed yourself,
and we are not going to go around
pouting any longer but in the lam
guage of the News-Banner, hollo
hoop-la, hip, hip, hurrah! three
tiger, and medal for our
Dock!
We went to Jordan, Ky, last
Tuesday and knew no one would
know us in Kentucky, but we had
hardly hit the ground until a fellow
cried out, hello, John Barleycorn,
and we just went over to see who
it was and found it to be our old |
friend DR.. Shelton. who came down
to Rives and practiced medicine
ong enough to capture one of the
sweetest girls at Rives in the per-
son of Miss Irene Bush, and then
moved off to Jordan. But she
Gems to be happy and we know he
ould not be otherwise.
One of our hustling, saving, eco
omical ne1ghbors put up jar of
ausage last winter by a new pro-
ess, for special occasions, and hav-
lg some worthy company, thought
he would surprise them by having
-esh sausage for breakfast. I'm
CINE her surprise when she found
lie sausage rotten. But she was
OF to be outed, so she sent her boy
, get a ham and behold, it was
oolled. She sent him back for an
her and it was as fine one as
ou ever saw; sweet and good. She
I'D the her boy to give the spoiled
lie to the hogs and, boylike, he
cked up the good one and heaved
over the fence to the hogs. But
lie soon discovered the mistake
i'd the last we heard of them the
" was chasing the hogs and the
other was chasing the boy and
e good natured hubble was wiring
g his hands and crying, what
all we do to be saved.
1t seems that one of the editors
The Commercial has got it in for
On a previous occa-
on he dictated some severe crit1-
SINS to the credit of another
ritter. We suspect he has done so
lain in last weeks issue. What
wrong with you, J. B.? Most
~ old somebody knows when you
Idge by the coarseness of your
iticisms. Now, we will not be-
eve that "Old Rusti" is guilty of
lything of the kind. Are you
alous of us and seeking trouble?
so, designate the time and place
lat you will meet me for a settle
ent of the differences between us
LII will choose the weapon to be
ed and make it convenient to be
mewhere else at the appointed
ne.
BY the way, we notice we have l
en- appointed general manager
the Commercial picnic. Now,
MT appoint us, Mr.. Editor. We
e not fit for a general manager of I