The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-01-06
The Nl,onp| areA Man
Casually Observed.

8: -.iEs :sE Unusually observed. Is
A Kansas city colored man went into a
trance that lasted week. All the doc
tors were" puzzled but one bright medical
student brought in roasted chicken and
the colored. brother promptly came to-. Il
There is just a fear, bare suspicion,
that there may be a whisky famine in
tingencys the mind pauses in Mortified
contempla misunderstanding Courier Jour
nal. :E'a"5 '>*@r~ 49, " >..% Sc =
Venezuela tossed off another crisis yes
terday. We look for a pronounciamento
soon.
Mexico seems to have government that
does not act three years after the occur
renee. rs
Mr.. Markles reply to the coal miners
shows that the Markle Independent Coal
company has been a great eleemosynary
institution run for the benefit of organized
labor and other downtrodden and op-
pressed people. ,.-.: ~- s1.
H. If DR.. Dowie's curses had an effect the
Chicago newspapers would all roll to-
gether as a scroll and the reportorial and
editorial forces Of each one would shrivel
up and rattle around in it's place like a
yoked divine wrath on the papers, refer
ring to them as thieves" "hypocrites''
and Miserable Yellow dogs Of the press"
Now personally we have never cared much
for the Chicago papers, but when they are
Jumped on in this unnatural way, popular
sympathy Is certain to be aroused in their
behalf The trouble is that the boys like
to bullyrag the gentle doctor and watch
him "rare up and paw the dirt. If the
doctor had sense enough to "shut up and
go on about his business Of restoring,
paying no attention to the press, the boys
! would soon get sick Of waving the red
| rag and the doctor would feed in green
| pastures In peace and quietness. But
| unless we mistake the doctor enjoys "hol-
lering around" and cussing somebody.
We hope we are wrong about this.
| The community was startled yesterday
by the publication of a synopsis, under a
London date, Of lecture by DR.. Sir
James Crichton-Brow who dilated on the
| decay Of the digestive faculties of man
resulting in all kinds of woe, principally
appendicitis. "All foods,'' said DR.
| Crichton- Brown, need enforced protec-
ton from bacterial contamination. An
tiSepticism must enter and regulate
! shopping and cooking
This column has often called attention
to the horrors Of food and the deadly peri
| every man undergoes when he sits dowr
to what our grandfathers mistak.
emily called "a comfortable din.
ner.'' Had Grandpa only known. he
might have been, with us yeti! Who
knows? 1855
Instead of rubbing his hands and emit.
| ting comfortable t'Ah.'s as he entered
that chamber Of horrors called the din
Ing room, Grandpa ought to have taker
| always with him his microscope anc
| sterilizing apparatus and viewed will
| deep suspicion the awful connection.
foisted upon him by Grandma and the
! girls.
When I think III the light of thu
knowledge of what DR.. Sir Crichton
Brown has revealed, when think of thu
1 pie Grandma made, l. tremble. And We
we ate it. And, if remember rightly
Grandpa put two slabs of it under hi
i weskit!
I And then the oyster! Dr. Sir Crichton
! Brown refers to this CHEEKY bivalve as e
potential torpedo and says a geodly sec
/ ton of the typhoid fever is due to tina
shell fish's habits of life. If. the oyster il
accustomed to- eating typhoid germs, VIII,
does he not suffer from typhoid feve
himself and take to his oyster bed? We
4 we have never heard of natural oyste
4 whose temperature was too high o
course when he is Sin the soup that il
another matter. His Temperature then Il
expected to rise above the danger point
a But it is well to be on the safe side. I
i we find that the oysters pulse is too rapid
i we have our old friend the lobster +,
4 fall back on. And the lobster we alwa =