Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-05-20
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There seems to be q shOddy lining
between some people and the bright
side Of life.
When a woman nudges you with
her elbow It is equivalent to saying,
II told you So"
District Attorney Folk OF st. Louis
seems TO be n Of the Folks who
deserve to rise.
What the lazy man regards as q
stumbling block the hustler uses as a
stepping stone.
It often happens that more time is
spent In trying to get q jury than In
irving the case,
The Republican situation in Ala
bama reminds one of lot Of men who
want situations.
More tailors should be elected to
congress; they know a lot about
measures and men.
she-"If you kiss me I'll scream"
He-"We, as long as you don't scream
first it's all right"
A football match IS an intimation of
two baseball teams taking a hard fall
out Of the umpire.
Love snesks out at the back door
when a young nan discovers that his
best girl likes onions.
When 1t becomes general for girls
to man cars doubtless men will miss
them less frequently.
A woman's figure may be as long as
it pleases IL it doesn't NEGLECT to get
round once in q while.
Every girl OF 16 makes up her mind
what sort Of man she is going to
marry, but she doesn't.
The distance between nomination
and elected is frequently measured by
the length Of the purse.
a little charity while yeu are alive
is worth q dozen tombstone inscrip-
tons after you r dead.
When a woman gets burned playing
with fire she ear make herself believe
the blisters are dimples.
It is now up to the Office boy TO in
vent a few Excuses for holding down
his end Of the bleachers.
"a place for everything and every
thing in it's place. is the baby's motto
and the place is its mouth.
Brevity may be the soul Of wit, but
just the same 1t doesn't tickle a man
when he finds himself short.
The consumer continues to hope
that be too, has won something Of a
victory in the coal strike case,
Herbert Booth doubtless wants il
understood that when he opens that
religious theater buttons will not go.
Despite the advent Of bloodless
surgery there are some practitioners
who will doubtless bleed their patients
as of old.
Once upon a time there was a man
who was too lazy to lie, so be invented
q machine to do it for him and called
1t q gas meter.
The grand juries seem to have the
politicians badly scattered
and hugging the ground as closely as
a covey of quail.
Denmark's refusal to part with the
West Indian islands gives Uncle Sam
about S., 000, 900 more to blow in on
the Philippines.
Fortune knocks once at every mans
door, but when misfortune calls 1t is
for the purpose OF administering a
few Knockout drops.
We have always suspected that this
country would get along just as we'll
without a presidenJ as with me-. And
she is now demonstrating it.
A Boston court has decided that a
man who has paid his money may hiss
at q theatrical performance. But
a Boston man know how?
A st. Louis woman advertises to
send ten rules for selecting q wife for
10 cents. Men who are looking for 10
cent wives will please take notice.
While some Christians are clamor-
ing for q change of creed and others
for a change of name, the devil is
wood in the same old way.