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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
- Einds 2 Remedv.

Fate, Tex Sept 2lst--Texas has
seldom, II ever. had such 4 profound
sensation, as that caused by the intro
dUction recently Of a new remedy for
Kidney diseases. This remedy has
already been tried IN thousands OF
cases, and in almost every case the
results have been wonderful
Henry Vaughan, Of Rural Route,
40. 3. Fate, says OF il:
4 suffered with Kidney Trouble for
over Is months. was very bad and
could get nothing 70 help me till I
heard OF the new remedy, DOdd's Kid
ney Pills began to use these pills,
and very soon found myself improY-
ing. kept on and now can say am
absolutely cured and free from any
symptom OF my old trouble.
I am very glad 1 heard Of this
wonderful remedy and I would
strongly advise anyone suffering with
Kidney trouble to try it. Tor know IL
viii cure"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
Collection Of Union Generals

Curator ". W. Ferguson OF the war
relic room at the capitol building has
received pictures Of all the Union gen
erals who took part in the civil war.
He has also received a number Of
pictures Of the chief battles OF the
war. He expects TO have all the pic
lures that are published OF battles in
the war. but it will be some time be
fore he can secure all Of them. These
pictures viii be placed en- the walls
OF the relic room and will add much
10 the already valuable collection.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
A wmInr - " AIdsd

At the closing exercises Of a little
girls school in Brooklyn Bishop Pot
ter was to give out the prizes as well
as make the address TO the pupils. All
were yisibly impressed al the fact OF
the churchman's presence. and one tot
displayed IL in a charming manner.
She had won a prize for good be-
hayiOr When he presented her the
book the bishop said
Il am very pleased to give YOU this
book for being such a good little girl.
and hope I may do IL again hope
when 1 come next year you'll win an
other prize"
Looking up into his face and folding
her hands. she replied.
Yea, verify. and By Gods help so
will
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

recommends Pe-rL1-r1a-OtF7er Pro17i1.
Men Testify.

Commodore Sonervi1e Nicholson, OF the
Ulitsd States Nav. IN = letter from 1857
r Street. n. W. Wsshington. D. c, says.
ss Your Peruna has been and Is
now used By 50 many Of my
friends and acqusfnanoes as q
sure cure for GgfarrI thar an
convinced Of its curative quaIffes
and 4 enthusiastically recommend
Il 70 eli persons suffering from
that complaint. IS Nicholson.
United States Minister to GuatemaIa
Endorses Ps-ru-na-
Dr.. w Godfrey Hunter, u. S. Minister
10 Guatemala, ex-meuber q Congress
from Kentucky. IN a Letter from Washing
ton. D. c. writes
II an fully satisfied that your Peruna
IS an ehozciOus remedy for cztarrh. as I
and many Of NY friends have been bene-
Member Of Congress From Virginia
Writes
Hon c. R. Brown. lIzrtiaviIle. Va,
ex-nember OF ConEess Fifth District.
SOth Congress. writes:
81 cheerfully give E1y endorsement 10
your Peruna as a cure for catsrrh- It's
1890 --9----2 --a-- L--- - --A-1 49,
onstrated that Its use IS essential 20 all
persons suffering from that disease"
Hon c. r. Brown
The day was when men Of prominence
hesItzted 70 give their testimonials 10 pro
prietsry medicines for publication This
remains true to-day Of most proprietary
medicines But Peruna has become 50
justly famous. its merits are known 10 50
many people Of high and low stations. that
10 one hesitates 20 see his name N print
recommending Perunz
The highest men IN our nation have
gwen Perunz q strong endorsement Men
representing all classes and stations are
equally represented
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
CUBS FOOD.
Thev Thrive on crsoe-Nuts.

ney nriNe on Gre pe-iNuES.
Healthy babies don't cry and the
well nourished baby that is fed on
Grape-Nuts is never a crying baby
Many babies who cannot take any
other food relish the perfect food
Grape-Nuts and get well
MY little baby was given up By
three doctors who said that the con
densed milk on which I had fed it had
ruined the chiId's stomach. One Of
the doctors told me that the only
thing 10 do would be TO try Grape
Nuts, 50 got some and prepared it as
follows: soaked IL tablespOOnfuls
in one pint OF cold water for half an
hour then I strained on the liquid and
mixed u teaspOOnfuls OF this strain
ed Grape-Nuts juice with six teaspoon
fuIs Of rich milk, put in a pinch OF
salt and little sugar, warmed II and
gave II to baby every two hours
IN this simple, easy way I saved
bsby's life AID have built her up 70 a
strong healthy child rosy and laugh
ing. The food must certainly be per
feet 70 have such wonderful effect
as this. I can truthfully say I think
it is the best food IA the world TO
raise delicate babies on and IS also
a delicious healthfuI food for grown
ups as we have discovered in our fam
lily" Name given BY Postum Co,
Battle Creek Mich.
Grape-Nuts is equally valuable to
the strong healthy man or woman
Grape-Nuts food stands for the true
theory Of health
Look in each package for a copy
Of the famous little book, The Road
to MELVILLE"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
Corey WORKING LOO Hard.

People close to William E. Corey.
Charles VI. Schwab's successor as
head of the United States steel cor
pOratiOn. actually fear he viii kill him
self working. They say he is so
wrapped up in the affairs Of the steel
corporation that he is literally work
ing himself to DEATH For instance,
they say that he lies awake night after
night solving or attempting TO solve
problems that come up, and frequent
y at or 3 o'clock in the morning viii
call up his ieutenants by telephone to
consult them. His friends believe that
no living man can go through this sort
of thing and survive it.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
..nIndre., nIIstnfnrmed

''AIadge" writes TO the London Ex-
press 10 inquire why the example Of
one Of the states Of the Argentine Re
public cannot be followed in England.
According to her statement, bachelors
at 20 are taxed one pound sterling per
month, and If they are single at 90 the
tax is doubled every year till they
reach 80. at which age each has TO pay
1854 yearly. or, approximately. 81. $40.
This tax would. Of course. be prOhibi-
tory. 50 that all bachelors would be
Obliged to marry or emigTate. But
'5Iadge" is probably misinfOrmed.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

DEEEFrEID, In" IT. Vas
called rheuuatiEm- I cuuld
get 10 relief from the doc
tori Ibegzn 20 improve On
taxing Doau'1 Eauple and
got two boxes ~ our drug
Eisrs. and. although o years
o. axe. ! an a1mos1 q new
MAJ WAS troubled 2 good
deal with my vTater- had 70
Eet I'D -four and i've times .
night That trouble - over
with and once more ! c1n
rest the night through NJ
bacEachs IS AL gone, and ]
thank you ever 50 much Tor
the Wonderful n edicincs
Deans Kidney Pts
JSo- H HCEEl
President, RidEsviIie.
Indiana, state Bank
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

In the seventh century a horde Of
uncOuth warriors crossed the Danube,
sUbjugated the Slavs, and their de-
scendants have since occupied that
part Of the Balkan peninsula now
known as Bulgaria They are without
an early history, their origin being
shrOuded in the mystery Of the east
They lost their original language, but
kept their name-the Bulgars. They
are intelligent, vigorous, hardy and
progressive.
Most Of the BuIgarians are small
farmers, cultivating from one TO six
acres, and having large hOcks and
herds which Craze at large, for theo-
reticalIy the state owns all the land.
and the people are simply tenants
with perpetual leases, descending from
generation to generation
Most of the natives wear unshOrn
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

clothing, with the wool next 10 the
body, the leather side being tanned
like buckskin. Many of the men
wear short jackets of the Elton pat
tern, but as the weather grows colder
they change them for long listers with
wide skirts that reach TO their heels
Their headgear is made Of lambs
wool, curled like the skating caps
sometimes worn in the United States.
The Bulgarians are natural horse
men with fine physique They are
proficient in the use of the rife They
make fine soldiers. They ere like the
SlavOnic races, religious 70 a degree
bordering upon fanaticism- They are
hOspitable, but have never forgotten
how to be cruel Their hatred Of the
Turk is ground in upon them by the
memory OF centuries of oppression
and when they take up arms against
the Mussulman they give no quarter.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
- 80 peIlar 80 81 = g. -

The $40 Dollar Funeral OF q Great Man
The statement In our cable dis
patches that the funeral Of Lord Sails
bury was limited by his VIII 10 a cost
Of 800, and actually cost only so. is Of
importance as well as interest In
planning for himself such modest Obse-
quies the late prime minister Of the
British empire set an example which
should have as great public usefulness
as many Of his achievements in states
manship- Lord Salisbury was one OF
the great figures. If not one Of the
great men. OF his generation. and some
ostenratiOn at his funeral could hardly
have been censured.-NeW York World.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
Had Names Of Famous Men.

Some citizens OF notable name took
part in a law case tried in Oklahoma
recently. The judge who presided
was Franklin Pierce Alexander. the
plaintiff was Daniel Webster ArtIey.
the defendant Benjamin Franklin GOff
two Of the witnesses were Ulysses
Grant Con and Andrew Jackson. cOuu-
sci for the defendant were Walter
Scott Prickett and George Washington
Yickers, while the plaintiff was repre-
scented by Jesse James Dunn.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
Regulation of a Wit.

Ex-Sherif TON" Dunn Of New York
has long since won a reputation as a
Wit. In consequence a number Of al
legged witticisms are tackled to his
name that were never perpetrated by
him. Dunn" said friend TO him the
other day. what is the cleverest thing
YOU ever said?' I don't know" sighed
the ex-sheriH, but it was probably
said by. someone else"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
1..n,rt Parties

The latest feminine amusement is
the progressive peanut party A dish
ftl Of peanuts is placed on table, and
four women, armed with hatpins, take
seats around 1t, and at a signal begin
to dig into the peanuts with the hat
uins. It is a foul TO touch a peanut
with the hands, and the two stick
fng the most peanuts on the hatpin
r-su
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
FALL KIDNEY CH1LLS.

limbs and dropsy signs vanish They
correct urine with brick dust sediment.
high colOred- pain In passing. dribbling.
frequency, bed wetting- DOuns Kidney
Pills remove calcuh and gravel Relieve
heart palpitation, sieeplessness, headache,
rerronsness- diZEiness.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
Yankee Makes Beetles.
eminent.

All tourists in Egypt want speci-
mems Of the sacred beetle Of the PhaT-
Oahs, the scarab But as the supply
is naturally limited, all cannot be sup
piled. Accordingly. some Connecticut
genius began the manufacture Of the
sacred beetles. They are shipped to
Egypt and sold at a very low price TO
guides and dealers in curiOs, who sell
them to tourists as high as 81 each
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
H0w's This ?

We Ger oue Hundred Dollars Reward Tor Any case
OF Cararrh that cannot Be cured b Hans Castsrn
Cure. FL CHENEY q CO. ErpPs-- I olec2. v
We. the undersigned. have known p Cheney ter
the last IS years and believe him perfectly hoorane
10 an huEneus TRANSACTIONS End financially able %
CO. ont anv ohilzarfcns made by their Am
WEsr & TErAI. Wholesale DruEZtst1- Ioledo- o.
WALDrSG. ErsNAE & MAEyIS, Wholesaie Drug
EfEEE. Toledo. O.
HAZE Cararrh Cure 20 taken Internally. acting
directly unon TIE blood azd mucous Eurfaces q the
system TestimolialH sent free Prics &c Per
bottle Sold - all DruEEfst1-
Harrn Family Pills are the beEE-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

BATH SPErsGs. EA,yEAs.
- received TIE free Eam-
ule o. Doln1s Kidney Pills
For i've yeas j have had
much pain tn nv hack which
physicians sd arose from
ny kidreys- -Four boxes q
Dean IS Eiduev Pills have en-
TREY cured the trouble ]
think I owe ny LIE 20 these
piIls- and I want Others 70
know it, SaDrE DAVIS
Baxter SprnEs- kEns-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

FALMurrH- VI SUI
fered over twelve months
with pain IN che snail Of ny
back Medicl1EE and piss
teru gave o1ly Temporary
relief Deans Kidney PiII
erred ne. y s. BEuw-y.
Falmouth. Va
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
A Question Of Complexion

What makes you feel so timid about
ghOsts2"
We'll" answered Aunt Parthenia,
"cOlOred folks has mo- reason 10 be
skyahr o. chooses dan white folks. A
white folks ghOs' kinbe seen AT a dis
lance. an you gifts a chance 70 run
But a cullud ghOs' is lTble to be so
dahk dat it's li-ble 20 be right on top
o YOU befO' you kin draw yOh bref 70
holIer."
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
Something 10 Arou,e Tbem

What dis church needs" shouted
old ParsOn Sparks. am a belli"
The nearest deacon gazed over the
snoring congregation
-1O'S wrong, pawsOn. he said
What dis church needs an an alarm
clock"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Miss Kathleen NOuah Fields is the
youngest musical director in the
world. Though hut eleven years, she
presides over a choir Of boys in the
Roman Catholic church az Ongar, In
Essex, England.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
New President Of wiIminqton.

The opening Of Wilmington, o.. col
lege was characterized by the inaugu-
ration Of Albert J. Brown as president,
succeeding J. B. Unthanl. who retires
voluntarily after a service Of twenty
nine years on account OF III health.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
Prtneess PIavs violfn 20.

Princess Ferdinand Of Roumauia
has inherited much musical talent
from her father. the late duke OF Co
burg, who was the fddling prince OF
Great Britain" The princess plays
the violin we'll She has a hobby for
collecting perfumcry bottles.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

With the chilling air Of fan comes an
extra tax on weak kidneys--It.s the time
DOan's Kidney Pills are needed now
recognized the world over IS the chief
Kidney and Bladder remedy
Aching backs are eased- Hip. back, and
loin pains overcome Swelling Of the
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
w. L DOUGLAS
s3.g9 & 50 SHOES EsSl.
You can save from s. 70 S. yearly By
wearing ". Z Douglas $3.50 q s. Ehoss

They equal those
that have been cost
ing y0u from 500
% 500. The i'm
meass sale q W l.
Douglas shoe5 proves
their Euperiority over
all other makes
sold b retail shoe
dealers everywhere
LcoE for nama and
price On bottom.
hat DoEElas ussz Cor
o1a Delt prareE there g.
FalEs On DouElz1 she's
Corona g. the hfuhrrt
Grade Paf-LeEfkermafe
FCrf CclaF Evrfefr urrf-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
Use Most Of the words

What did your wife say when you
got homer"
My dear sir. I'm no dictionary. and
anyhow it would be easier to pick out
the words she overlooked"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
Good sIarksn,anship

Tourist Tin Dakota)-How's the
shooting about here-gOod2
Native-GOOd? Why. it's so well
nigh pufict tibet we've had ter build
three additions 20 our cemetery IN a
year'n q half. .--
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

II you do not derive prompt ard sztisfzc-
tory results from the use OF Pe-una. wits
az once 10 Dr.. Hartman. giving a full state
nent Of your case, and he VIII be pleased
10 give you MS valuable advice gratis
Address Dr. Hartman. President Of The
Hartman Sznitariun. Columbus. Ohio.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
AG-ezt Drawback

We'll. the statements they make
against you aren't true" said the poll
tician's wife. Why don't You deny
them
I'm afraid II viii incite them 10 dig
up some other ubelOus statements that
are true"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
4-;eb Pa,s,nsheus

The number Of articles pawned in
Dublin last year was 3.973, $40. the
value being e73O.Oo0. while 2,4s5,5S1
we're pawned IN Belfast to the value OF
esSs, 1S6.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

A man never fully realizes what a
big world this IS until he is compelled
70 walk ten blocks with a strenuous
corn on his toe.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
80 - 80 If.

9ons zrOcsrs say they don't keep De-
6n1cs Starch because they have q stock in
hand OF u = brands, which they EnoW
cannot be sold 70 q customer Who has onco
used the Is o. pkg De6ancs Starch Tor
sane money.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
Aliens Eoot-Ease. Wonderful

Aliens Foot-Ease, Wonderful Remedy.
Have tired ALIENS FOOT-EASE, and
find II 10 be a certain cure. and gives con-
fort 10 one suffering with sore, tender and
swollen feet viii recommend ALLEN 5
FOOT-EASE 70 my friends as II IS
certainly wonderful remedy--Ars y.
H Guilford, New orleans. Ia"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Her headgear now is strangely great;
II tits and veers in mad delight
She queries. rs my hat on straight
For if il is IL isn't rightir'
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Fiso's Cure for Consumption IS Al iufsufhls
medicine Tor coughs and coidz-E ". SAlUEI.
OosaR Grove, n. J, Feb. u. 100
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
A Guaranteed Cure for piles.

Itching. blind. bleeding OF PrOtrnding Piles
positively cured OF money refunded
ALIEN DISCOVERY for PILES. new
discovery that Absolutely cures ali kinds Of
Piles Prepared for Piles only All Drug
Stores. SOC Sent By mail On receipt Of
price. Address Lock Box So. lie Roy. y. 7.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

won't shake cut or blow cut; By usfag
DehEncs Starch you obtain better ruEuii1
than poGfbls with any other brad md
nus-third more for sane moneT.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
When Your Grocer SAYS

When your grocer says
be does not have Dsfancs Starch, you may
Be surs be 70 afraid 20 keep IL until his
stock Of y o. packages are sold Dedancs
Starch Is not only better than any other
Cold Water Starch hut contains 10 or g
the packszs and sells fer same monsy Is -
o. Srands-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
The Oldest Warship.

The oldest warship IN existence IS
the English ship Victory She was
launched in 1865, and is therefore 1ss
years old
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

@ Wisdom is the name some men apply
TO their self-cOnceit-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Some people falls" said Uncle Eb0n.
because dey tries TO eat de persim-
mon befO' IT'S ripe. an some because
dey lets 1t lay arOun' till it's no good
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
rho.a Who Have Tried II

vFl use no other. Defiance Cold Water
starch has no equal IN Quantity or Quail
fry-I6 OF. for 10 cents Other brands con
tain only u OF.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

When a man attempts TO make mon
keys Of his friends he may be forced
into the monkey class himself
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

It often happens that the silent Part
ner has the most to say.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Some men acquire wealth and get in
10 society. EhilesOciety gets into others
and they become poor
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

TOu don't pay for your milk
promptly the miikman naturally sup
poses you want i chalked up
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Money refunded for each package OF
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES il unsat-
itfactory.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Gold is always at a premium when
a dentist handles IT,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

The cost Of experience depends upon
the amount Of good it does you
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

b because made BY an entirely different
process Defiance Starch IS unlike any
other, better and ono-thtrd more for 10
osEts-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Many a man is forced to play the
game Of life who doesn't hold a single
trump
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
HALF RATES

No one understands the art OF palm
istry better than the politician
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

To Cure Cold I'm one day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets AL
druggists refund money If IL fails to care &c.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

AEL UP-TO-DATE HoUsEKEEPUs
Use Red Cross Ball Blua. Il makes clothes
CleG1 and sweet as when new An RrocsrL
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Mrs. WInsIou-s sOoth1nE syrup.
Fer chfrdren testing. EofaelE the E-E. reEceG -
Es-uatic1, allEys pain cslren W1d coc- zc bottl
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Shrewdness enables a man TO catch
on ana wisdom enables him TO let 60.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Smokers find Lewis Single Binder
straight sc cigar better quality than most
10c brands Lewis Factory, Peoria, III
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

Robert Bruce vas much discouraged
By watching the spiders web
You see" he explained. i think I
can get it ont and sell it to a wine
cellar.
Naturally. this scheme sim further
endeared him 70 the eanny Scots
Sisyphus was rolling the rock up hill
1T might be dern sight worse he
muttered- Just suppose IL was a foot
ball. anu ] had the rest Of the scrub
eleven piled on top Of me-"
Thankful TO live before the days OF
the strenuous life. he reflected on the
possibility Of striking
Campbell had just written his Last
Man.
But" we asked. how DO you know
Il wasn't the last woman
"ShI" be replied. she was upstairs.
getting ready 20 be theme in a minute
and i couldn't wait
Herein We see how Truth Is often
sacrificed 10 Art
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

II wishes we're automobiles beggars
would kick for airshIps.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

The worst feature about being a hero
Is trying 70 look the part
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

A woman could keep a secret If there
we're no one 20 tell Il to-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

He laughs best who sees the point OF
the joke first
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09
WABASH RAILROAD.

HALF RATES
Via
WABASH RAILROAD.
ST. LOUIS and RETURN s11-5o, sold
Oct. 9Th to 9Th. Leave Omaha 5-55
D. m. arrive St Louis zoo a N daily.
The only line passing the Worlds
Fair Grounds
For ali information call at City
once. 1901 Farnam St or address
HARRY z 8lOORES.
GenI Agt Pass Dept.
Omaha, Nebr-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

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and does the rest
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-10-09

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