New-York tribune., 1903-05-18
THE TALK OF THE DAT.

Frederick III Of Prussia delighted in his reputa-
ton as the most Iaconic man in Europe An Hun
n magnate. taking the waters at Carlsbad.
a,lred fame for abruptness Of speech. such that
the Prussan was tempted to meet him and try
him in the arts of brevtty. The nnagnate was
pointed out to Frederick a he stood in the hall
of his hotel The King went up to him. and the
following conversation was the result;
Observation-Disclosures
Notwithstanding
Frederick-Offcer?
Hungarfan-Magnatei
Frederick-So!
Hungarian taking the infttativs)-Detecttve7
Frederick-King!
Hung garan-Congratulat
4 symposium.-"what IS the secret Of success7'
asked the Sphinx.
Push" said the Button
Never be Led . SAID said, the he. PsnciI Sd1ond.
Always keep ccol' said the Ice.
'Do business on tick" said the Clock
aFSng qsf goE said said the the Famine
Aspire to greater things.. said the Nutmeg.
Make much of small things" said the Micro
Never do anything offhand". said the Glove.
"spend much time in reflection. said the Mirror.
Get good pull with the ring said the Door
''Pe sharp in all your dealings" said the Knife
Find good thing ard stick to IT, said the
'"Trust to your stars for success" said the Night
Strive to make q good impression" said the
Seal-(Life-
case Of native Hawaiian who beaten 70
death with Bible in the hands OF q kuhuna.
native sore curer is reported from the island of
Hawaii. The victim Ill in bed. and. after be-
ing treated by a regular physician sent for
kuhuna having faith In the native ''rnedi-
cine man" The kuhuna declared that the patient
was possessed by devils. and proceeded to cast
them out by beating him the head with a
Bible The wife of the sick also induced
TO do some beating. and then the kuhuna resumed
opera tons The nan died as result OF the beat
Ing The kuhuna has been held for manslaughter.
M, Vet Ripe-The physicians were holding a
consultation beside the bed Of the man supposed
to have appendicitis.
had better wait and let him get stronger before
the ratlent turned his head and remarked. feebfy:
What do you take me fora cheese7"-Qllus-
trated Bits
An amusing story is told In the English papers
about Kaiser Wilhelms fondness for surprising his
army and his navy When the squadron was al
Kiei some time ago. the officers attended court
function in Berlin. A yourg naval commander.
while n7ineiing with the crowd OF gayIy uniformed
courtiers thought he esped another naval friend IN
front of him His friends back turned toward
him SO he pushed up to him, and. placing his hand
on his shoulder. he said: How you. old fell
IovY Come let us go and surprise the aquarium
tonipbt' His supposed friend turned around.
ard to his horror the naval commander found that
he had olapped Admiral Wilhelm on the back The
commander stood aghast. but the Kaiser the
toke excellent idear' he said. Keep quiet and
y,a will start at once" And the biggest kind OF
tornedo raid was the result and to the Kaiser's
great glee he was able to torpedo battleship
and cruiser in port that night
And They Were Married-One night last week.
vvbila the Rev W. fl MCA1ee was at home, an
alarm was given at his door
''Who comes thereT asked the divine
billie "a,
What does Billie want?'
ITO get married. .- -. -. -,
who does Billie want as a partner Tor IRE
Miss Fannie
where's FannieT'
Here is
The door was opened and the two were admitted
fixed their hearts beat as one Ihen
the happy couple returned 10 the home prepared
for them and early next moTniT billie was out
in town gathering up all the pictures he could get
to hang up In his room and almanacs TO keep him
posted about tho weathsr.-(Dahlonesa Nugget