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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
The Lineup.
Alumni Team ELECTS oHoers.

The members of the alumni football
team held a meeting last evening and
elected Farley Christensen manager Tor
the team for next season and Ray Van
Cott captain. To Is the intention to play
an annual game between the alumni ard
varsity teams and make it one Of the
features of the wear.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
THE TEAM.

The All Hal
lows football
team disbanded
the past week.
The team was
not organized
until late in the
season and
played but two
regular games,
one with Ogden
high school, and
the other with
the Twenty-see-
ond battery OF
Fort Douglas,
both Of which
were won with
ease by the All
Hallows. The
team is one OF
the best that has
represented the
college for years
and its many
friends in this
city would like
to have seen it
meet some Of the
other strong
teams before dis
banding.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
80 street.

evening or driving we carry the IA
nous Perrin. Dent or Fownes gloves.
New shades.
BROWN, TERRY & WOODRUFF CO.,
166 Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
Tie PLAYERS

The names Of
the players are,
beginning at the
left on the back
row. Luman,
sub; joe smith,
right guard; Ow-
ems, sub; Cowan,
sub. Second row,
beginning at the
left: Christensen.
sub; Chain.
right tackle; Sui
livan, center;
Pope, left guard;
Stewart, sub.
Front row, be
ginning at the
LEFT: Tomlinscu,
right end; Fred
Smith. right half
back; Stanton,
full back; Bas-
sett, quarter
back (captain);
Christy, left half
back; Groesbeck,
left end.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
Billiard Tournament Starts Feb 4

New York. Nov. 21.-The fourth an
nual tournament Of the National Asso-
citation Of Amateur Billiard Players for
the amateur Championship, the Eagle
trophy and other prizes viii omen at
the club house Of the Liederkranz So
ciety on Feb. g. Entries close jan. is
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
Doxey DON Jlmmy Wade.

on the first down Wade get around
left end for twenty yards and was
pulled down by D0xey, when ii looked
safe for q touchdown Dougall threw
Moore back for a loss of five yards
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22

If Il is for the typewriter
BREEDEN HAS IT.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30
Perf'umed Peruvian Pigs.

John Ernest Mccain contributed a
poem to last Sundays New York Heroid
which indicates several radical differen-
ces between the "Perfumcd Pigs of
Peru and the mephitic rooters of Frost
burg-so radical that if the Mayor could
get the hog-pen Ordinance amended to
the Peruvian standard all might be more
or less happy yet. Mr.. Mccain, slight
ly amended. writes:
They are fed OH corn all Stewcd in milk
And their pretty pelts are as fine as silk
And they seldom grunt, and they never
SnOre.
And they think that slop Is an awful bore
Worse in fact, than the swill of Baltimore ;
And SO do |, ami so do you,
As well as the perfumcd pigs of Peru
Their sides are fat, and their faces lean,
And their little feet as clean as clean!
When the hens lay eggs they begin to cry,
AZ they crouch in the corners of the sty!
Boo hoo, hoo, and O my grandmother
my
For ham and eggs may be nice to you,
But they're death to the perfumed pigs of
Peru
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30

and amounts so determined shall be deducted
from the bill for the month wherein such
loss occurs. No dockage, however, to be
charged when service fails on account of
failure or ShOrtneSs of water supply
Signed by Thomas Richardson, president {;
attested by J. > Mctzger, clerk Marx Wine
land, president of Light company. and
Duncan Sinclair, secretary.
Messrs. Christian Johns and Henry
krauss, a majority of the Light committee,
approved and accepted the contract
Mr.. Griffith then made the following
typewriter motion, seconded by Mr..
Davis:
] move that the contract between the
Mayor and COuncilmen of Frostburg and
the Frostburg Illuminating and Manufac-
turing company, as approved and accepted
by the Light committee, be executed on the
part of the Mayor and Councilmen. and that
the President of this meeting and the Clerk
be authorized to sign and seal said contract
in duplicate on the part of the Mayor and
Councilmen of Frostburg.
Mr.. Johns moved adjournment
Carried.
Time of game 30 minutes; score
years for the Light company.
No umpire
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30

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fol n'";mn pn i,2t t,,,o Pc a,,iaS d d
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oe M; e .'":,,- D.. ,,t 90
, nn,n pu, poit,S !" p'''en' ""' Vi
s" Th" . "pit' wan f ,,-e rooi.+oroa
uotarS tha W.vor -u,v,r it 70 ho e a,ra;nst
w. Ia WV ol.,;,nd % w ~
,iu S pu"' 49, tha o ho, , en'
rana;Nad an .uar.n ' "f %o5 rntes Ion,
,t, lie ~ .i,a W ~ ~ %
''' On N tha nthar hand tbare u.e,e .,s
tn 5;n.;,,ati,, 49, .t,' i'Ix ,,,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30
IAN Idle Hour"

A correspondent writes of can idle
hour" which came to him early this
week 1t seems that when idle hours"
reach him he dreams i'll blank verse,
and in this instance he explains how the
poetic atrocity below came to be per-
petrated i'll this way:
took up the paper that is fearless and
truly great and enjoyed the mistake that +.
G. Beall made in not asking Council for per
mission to place hOg-pens instead of shade
trees in front of his residence. That was Il
bomb. Then dreamed
A pig lounged in his filthy pen and smiled
At the people living near and all around;
For he is the pet of the town Councilman
Who can laugh at the popular ire.
In fact, you can tell by the mire
What COuncilmen desire,
And that next to his wife
Piggie is the pride of the Councilman's life.
Chorus
In the good old summertime you always
cuss the swine
IT, strOlling long some sunlit alley,
On Federal hill or in Bowery valley,
You snuff the odor of the lime
Arising from the slime,
Night, day spring and summertime,
Used to disinfect the swine
You hold your clothes and wiring your nose.
Which is tirstclass sign
That hOg-pen are prOSperlnS hne.
Prosperlng fine.
The doctors all say that for business I'm it
And the undertakerS, too -
That of diseases my line
Beats all their quinine,
And they are backed by the town Council
men.
Then what is to mar the glorious music of
our grunts
OF ioy DER our disease-producing stunts?
Typhoid and diphtheria, smallpox and
cholerah
Are all specialties in my style of hurrah,
iSecORd chorus
In the good old sprng-time you'll hear the
party chime,
Elect our Council-they're friends of the
swine;
Then look out also for breezy time,
As they have some axes-fOr their needy
friends-tO grind,
And don't mind the Odor of the swine
Nor if the people wish in the summertime
They were in hotter cline.
A hotter cline.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30
Thirty Years Ago.

For the week corresponding with this
in 1873 the paragraphs below comprise
in part items of occurrence then new:
Messrs. H. p Taskcr and W. ii. Hagans
issued prospectus for Garrett County Hcrold,
to be published at Oakland.
The Garrett County Gd=ettc was also an
nounced for publication at Oakland by c.
+. Abel Il Co.
Thomas NJ. Armstrong, of Falls City, Pa,
visited his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. ID.
Armstrong.
Monday, May 26 1873, Miss Emma V.
Chandler, daughter of the officiating minis
ter, Rev. H. J. Chandler, of Cumberland.
was married to Rev. l.. Llewellyn pastor of
the Frostburg English Baptist church. The
happy pair left same evening to attend the
Baptist Semi-Centennial, Richmond, Va.
Miss Fannie Jordan, of Mt Savage, was
married Thursday, May -, 1873, to Mr.. J.
w. Dill, of Williamsport, Pa
Saturday, May n, 1873 Il big miners
meeting at knapp's Meadow near Lonacon-
ing, terminated i'll deplorable fight.
Henry J. Wade made the annual corporate
assessment including for 1873 Il census of
the town. They found assessabe property
in sum of Sl.05i3S9, and population 1866.
In detail-white males, Isl females ,620;
colored males 9S females 81; total males
1879; females LII, altogether an increase
in years of 1872.
Thomas Hill. treasurer, reported having
COLLECTED S136.7j for enclosing grounds of
Public School No. |.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30
TOWN AND VICINITY.

Suggestion.
This is Decoration Day.
A number of business men want the
others to close their places.
Can't ''the others" do it?
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30

got no relief One bottle of DR.. Kings New
Discovery then cured me absolutely" It's
infallible for Group, Whooping Cough, Grip.
Pneumonia and Consumption Try it.
It's guaranteed by l.. PARKER, druggist.
Trial bottles free. Regular sizes 80 cents, 81.
Joseph Pominville, Mimi, of saltwater,
after having spent over 5000 with the best
doctors for stomach trouble, without relief,
was advised by his druggist, Mr.. Alex.
Richard, to try a box of Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. He did so, and
is well man to-day. If troubled with in
digestion, bad taste III the mouth, lack of APP
petite or constipation, give these Tablets a
trial, and you are certain to he more than
pleased with the result. For sale at % cents
per box by l.. PARKER.
Pcarcc's Chocolate Soda testities for
itself. 1t is the chilliest thing in town-cold
as formal charity and sweet as your best girl.
New advertisement next week
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30
New Business Locals.


Dear Sr-IIeres what wears longer
means.
ID. r. Mciown. CoOperstown, \. v, built
Il house in ~ and painted Devoe. The
paint lasted ten years.
\ year or two later IA neighbor built Il
house and painted it lead and oil. The
ncighbor's house was reprinted twice i'll the
same time.
This looks as if the ncighbor'S house was
painted three times i'll eight or nine years,
and Mctiown's once i'll ten Years. We are
not quite Sure-we tell the tale as it comes
to us.
1t is enough to say that DcvOc Lead and
Zinc lasts twice as long as lead and oil alone.
The reason is white lead is soft and chalks
off; zinc is hard and when thoroughly
ground into lead, prevents its chalking and
makes it more durable. Yours truly,
+. w. DEvoE Il Co.,
New York.
For sale by l.. PARKER.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30

Richardson was the first Councilman
to leave the Mayor and join the new
recruits.
No, it seems, both Johns and KrausS
following Richards III, leave the Mayor
standing alone-one against six.
They beat him i'll the elections of sub
Ordinates and have been able to get along
without him in the ratification of the
Light company's 5-year contract.
Worst of all, i'll the only instance
where they couldn't get along without
him, he ~ent with them in the re-estab
lishment of hog-pen pollution of the
towns boosted salubrity
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30

His Eminence, Cardinal Gibbons,
arrived Friday evening of last week.
rested Saturday, and on Sunday preached
to large congregation, confirming at
the close a class of 2l9. The pastoral
residence was d:aped in red bunting and
the national cOlOrs, stretch of white
underlying the whole bearing in Gothic
letter the words, "Welcome to Our
Cardinal"
At Union street Baptist church at l0i.,
Ia. III. and Eckhart at - p m. to-mor-
row Sunday service and sermons by
Rev E. G. Allard, pastor
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30
Catarrh and Hay Fever.

Liquid Cream Balm is becoming quite as
popular in many localities as Ely's Cream
Balm solid. 1t is prepared for use in atom
izers, and is highly priced by those who
have been accustomed to call upon physi-
clans for such "A treatment. Many physi-
clans are using and prescribing it. All the
medicinal properties of the celebrated Cream
Balm are contained in the Liquid form,
which is - cents including spraying tube.
All druggists or by mail Ely BROTHERS,
IS Warren street New York
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-05-30
Correction,

Pears like the JOURNAL erred in
printing the name of some one on Fed
eral Hill last week She signs his name
"Nellie" in the Midland Press, but her
sir-name was printed hog The fem-
nine of hog however, is sometimes
pig frequently shoat. Such errors will
occur in spite of care. Which induces
the JOURNAL to ask Mr.. Nellie's pardon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-12-19
-FOUR LITTLE BOYS
WALK FORTY MILES
Irplets and Their Cousin Run Avsv
From Father to Visit Their
Mother.

SOMERVILLE, N. J., Dec. 19.-Four
strange little boys in knfckerbockers
were picked up in the street here last
night bS County Detective Totten. The
boys were acting in a suspicious man.
ner' and when questioned they said
they were tramps from New York CITY
ABOUT forty miles away. They were
iootsore and hungry and suffering from
the cold They gave their names as
John Hickey. Thomas Loree. John
Loree, and Daniel Loree, all aged about
twelve years.
There was a striking similarity in the
size and appearance OF the Loree bows
which attracted the attention Of the
authorities. When questioned on the
subject the boys said they were triplets
The brothers finally confessed that they
had run away from their home at III
SecorS Avenue, New York city.
They said they lived at this address,
with their father, who was divorced
from their mother. They asserted thst
their mother had married araio an6
lived at 10 East Lafayette Street, Tren
ton, where she is known as Mrs. EIsi,
NJ. Lee, and that their object In runnins
away was 10 pay her a visit. Johr
Hickey who says he is a cousin OF IN,
Loree brothers, and is the leader o,
the gang of juvenile trampe, Informed
the justice that he was the manager OF
the tour. and would see the boys through
all right.
According to Hickey's story. the boy,
left home Thursday morning ai.d tramp
ed all day over the country roads
Thursday night they attempted to sIeeI
in a barn, but found IL so cold that they
again started out and walked most OF
the night. When they arrived here las
night they were almost exhausted. They
were committed to the county jaIl
where the.T were placed in the women.
ward Afrer eating ravenously OF food
placed before them the little fellows
stretched themselves before the fire In
the corridor and were soon fast asleep
They will be held until the authorities
are able 70 communicate with their
parents.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-12-19
Misunderstood IRONY.

Justin Mccarthy says that Thack-
cray often created quite erroneous an
pressions OF himself by INDUCING IN
irony in the presence of people who
were incapable OF understanding IT. One
curious instance which he gives is this:
'"Thsckeray had been dining at the Gar
rick and was talking In the smoking
room after dinner with various. club
acquaintances. One Of them happening
TO have left his cigar case at home,
Thackeray. though disliking the man.
who was a notorious tuft-hunter. good
naturally offered him one of his cigars
The man accepted the cigar. but. not
finding 81 20 his liking. had the bad
taste 10 say to Thackeray. j say
Thackeray, you won't mind my saying
I don't think much Of that cigar2'
Thackeray. no doubt irritated at the
mans ungraciousness. and bearing I'm
mind his tuft-hunting predictions,
quietly responded, You ought 20, my
good fellow. for 81 was given me by a
lord Instead. however. of detecting the
irony, the dolt Immediately attributed the
remark 10 snobbishness on Thackerays
part, and TO the end OF his days went
about declaring that Thackeray had
boosted that he had been given a cigar
BY q lord -Argonaut.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-12-19
SOUTHERN HUMORIST
STRICKEN ON FERRYBOAT
S. T. Ford Had Been Billed as ~Ame1i-
cas- Greatest Delineator."


NEW YORK, Dec. 19.-S. T. Ford,
Southern humorist. whose home is at
1904 st. Paul Street. Baltimore. Md.
was Frustrated on the Pennsylvania
Railroad ferryboat Newark on an early
afternoon trip from Twenty-third Street
Thursday. and he died before the boat
reached Jersey City.
In his pocket was found "A railroad
pass made out I'm the name OF Abraham
Lincoln Dryden. Assistant Treasurer of
the United States, at Baltimore. and a
report was given out that the dead man
was Mr.. Dryden. Mr.. Ford's identity
was established by other papers. inciud-
ing n deposit book of the Garfield Ma
tional Bank, Manhattan. The cause Of
death was given as apoplexy.
Mr. Ford was recently a guest Of the
Continental Hotel, this city. and had
been billed as a STORY teller. humorist
impersonator. Americas greatest de-
lineator" He had recommendations
from Helen Gould for the excellence of
a performances
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-12-19
BAKER WANTS TO PROVE
HIS MORALS ARE BAD
Only Way by Which License Can Be
Refused for Saloon He Con-
trscted to Buy.

NEW BRUNSWICK. N. J., Dec. %
To save $1,000 which he has paid as
deposit on the Hines Tavern property
in North Brunswick township, Philip
Class has subpoenaed thirteen men TO
testify that he is not person Of good
reputation and is untitled to keep a
hotel or to have an inn and tavern
license. This statement was made In
court by Class counsel.
Class is a baker. formerly living In
BROOKLYN. Some months ago he signed
contract to buy the Hines Tavern, an
old tablished inn and tavern on the
Franklin Park Road. He paid $1,000 Gu
deposit The contract was contingent
on his getting a license.
Now Class wants IL revoked. II the
application is refused or revoked by the
court it will free him from his con-
tract. He repents OF the bargain and
wants 10 save his 81. 900 forfeit. 1t will
be only by proving himself morally
unfit TO have a license that Glass can
have his license revoked
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-12-19

There is no specific for
consumption. The nearest
approach to a cure is right
living and SCOTS Emulsion.
No matter what the treat
ment may be SCOTS Emul-
sion will prove a valuable
addition. Ithas often turned
the scale of health the right
way. Because SCOTS Emul-
sion contains the pure cod
liver oil it furnishes heat and
fat. The hypophosphites
provide tissue-food, blood
food and marrow-food. The
combination of the tworepre-
sents a wonderful form of
nourishment and one that
can be readily taken and re-
tanned at any stage of the dis
ease. SCOTS Emulsion gives
best results when used most
regularly. Made a part Of
the consumptive's regular
diet it will invariably afford
relief. Occasional use of
SCOTS Emulsion is a test
unfair to the Emulsion and
the patient.
Wen send you a sample free upon request
SCOTT & BOVINE, 4o9 Pearl Street. n Y.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-12-19
WIFE OF ELIJAH III
SETTLED A LANDLORD
Hotel Man Alarmed Over
Reports From America.
MRS. DoWIE STAGGERED HIM
Displayed an Amount of M0l.ey That
Dazzled Eyes of the Cannes
Proprietor.

CANNES. Dec. 19-Mrs. John Alex
ander DOwie and her unklssed son. DR..
Gladstone Dowie. have had a slight
shock at the Hotel du Paradis They
are the wife and son Of the prophet En-
Jan III. whose recent failure to evangel-
ize New York IN his own peculiar FISH
ion was followed by bankruptcy pro-
ceedings against him and the appoint
ment Of receiver for Zion, its facto-
RES and Dowie business gen sralIy.
Reports OF this misfortune lost moth
ing in she in their journey across the
ocean. The proprietor of tn. Hotel du
Paradis heard them and became alarm
ed He sent UP a respectful petition To
the handsome apartments occupied BY
Mrs Dowie and her son. and begged
to know when ne might have the honor
OF waiting upon them.
An Anxious Proprietor.
Let him come up now" Ms. Dowie
told the emissary.
In a few minutes NJ. lie patron ar
rived. full OF polite bows and depreca-
tory smiles and conciliatory wavinss OF
the arms. but with the cold and steeiy
glance OF him who Is bound to get all
that's csming 20 him or know the rea-
son why. Madame would. he hoped
pardon the apprehension of one VINO
had a most costly establishment to
maintain; yet perhaps Madame had
heard the reports OF certain difficulties
Of financial nature at Z:on. and per-
haps under all the "Reminiscences
Have no fear" Mrs. Dowie fnterrupt-
ed the laborious grafton OF NJ. ie Patron
Have no fear. There Is no financial
difficulty. Look here.
The wife Of the Prophet Elijah III dis
played before the astoniJhed Patron an
amount Of cash and securities that made
his eyes google and his lands Nitrate
with delight
The Apology Abjeet
He apologized. He Dss=.1I agai-I and
again. He smiled dep. l&5ingly some
more and waved his arm c,ast c3ncili-
atingiy. But the cold s-lG Steely glance
in his eyes nov was mat one who
knows that III e guer6el ne Graves IS
great. but Is FULLY deterlalaed to earn
it and collect it. He fioated of back
ward on a choppy sea of polite bows.
The illuStrlOuS prophets wife ana son
dropped in at Monte Carlo the ether
day, but they did not play. They keep
by themselves a great DEAL and do not
care to meet strangers Various jour
nalists have made effo<ss 20 interview
them. but always without success Ms
Dowfe's superb sables and exquisite new
Partisan gowns are the envy OF many
more worldly women.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1903-12-19
FREE-HAND COMMENT
ON MEN AND MANNERS

they are always unwilling to do. on. no
Mr.. Bowser. you mean all right. but we
won't have you; we never would have
YOU. The only way TO reform the world
Is for us to reform each other. II e
! only on such terms that you can ex-
pect real enthusiasm from US
How is IL that one never hears Of
these opportunities to make a fortune
till IL is everlastingly too late? Here
We are. all of US. drilling away at our
daily tasks. when. by slipping down to
Clinton and buying mp the personal
effects OF the late Mrs Surratt, one
could have cleaned up a years income
In a few minutes. Stuff that would
fetch 1920 in Washington. they say.
went for 500 It's so much easier 70
make living In ways like that. II one
only had the wit. You make your haul.
you see. and then. instead of toiling
away for twelve months. you take
things easy till the next chance comes
along. That. in fact is about the
way some fellows do work IT. but If we
all knew how. there wouldn't be any
body to hew the wood and draw the
water. We people who put in so many
hours day. we are the useful citizens.
the Aliases upon whose shoulders the
world rests, after all
So Senator German was mistaken in
his allegation that the Hon. Mr. LOOMS
now famous speech was delivered while
he was excited by wine" The Quill
Club. OF New York. it seems. is a purely
wineless affair They drink nothing at
their dinners stronger than ginger ale
and mild coffee. The Quill Club is an
organization Of writers. largely for the
religious press Mr.. LOOMS. therefore.
mas revealed the attributes Of a real
orator. Of the sort that neea no intoxi-
cation save their own eloquence.
The board of directors of the Chesa-
peake and Potomac Telephone Company
has voted TO expend $1,000 on i'm
provements. With that SIN they hone
to give the city better service. The sum
Is large one. but II doesn't seem ade-
quate- From present conditions it looks
as though about fourteen billion dollars
would be required to get the beastly
heno machines into any sort of shape.
They say it IS bad luck to cut through
a funeral cortege Our feIIow-citizen.
William Newhall, proved the truth of
the ancient belief day or two ago.
when he was hauled up BEFORE Judge
Kimball and fined $ for cutting a
funeral procession IN two. and SO more
for whizzing through it at an unseemIy
rate of speed.
We still maintain that this is a win
ter resort 1t has been trife chilly
here for the past few days. that is all,
while the thermometer hassbeen regis
tering Is. 8. and 4 degrees below at
other points where people are sufficiently
misguided TO reside. And ever now the
weather man says that a warm wave
is speeding this way.