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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25

A London authority says that shy
ness is due simply to n wrong mental
angle. Obtuse or acute?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25

A Long Island man has married the
daughter of his stepmother. What re-
lation is he to himself2
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25

What q saving of human life 1t
would result in If football games could
be played by telegraph!
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25

Carnegie says the offspring of the
rich lack great deal. SO do the Off
spring of the poor.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25

One who has been there declares
that the man who is dead broke might
as well be buried.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25

Ecuador wants to sell us the Gala
pagos islands. We don't know just
where they are but they might come
handy some day when we annex the
ennntor
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25
The End.

"Did I understand you to say that
their pretty little romance was Mt an
end?"
''Yes: they were mayied last week
Cincinnati Times-Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25

A recent editorial gusher in New
York Journal bewailed the imaginary
fact that there were no longer any old
homes on the old farms; no longer any
country life with its good cheer and
honesty; no longer any delights among
the young people on the farms; no long,
er any farms, in fact; saying that ev-
erything was swallowed up In aristoc
racy and monopoly. 1t Is common to
hear such talk from city people who
know absolutely nothing about 1t.
There is positively not one word Of
truth In such statements, as every
body knows who was raised on farm.
Home life on the farm today Is pleas
anter than ever before; the farmer has
more comforts than he ever had before
in his life; the young people on the
farms have more encouragement and
better opportunities, also better times,
than they ever had. Farm life Is more
attractive and more profitable than 1t
has ever been since the discovery of
America. Pessimists can say what they
please and bemoan the fact that times
are not what they used to be, but the
fact remains that homes were never
so happy rs now. But how easy 1t Is
to get up wall, saying things have all
gone to the bad since older people were
young! Such walls indicate despair
and decay, not in the world, but In the
minds OF those who write them. The
world Is bright and good. The farm Is
more popular than in any of the years
gone by. The rosy-cheeked boys and
girls from the farm are just as hand
some as ever and there are plenty Of
them. The farm is still the ideal place
for comfort, health and happiness.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25

To an increasing number OF our peo-
pie the work OF the Department OF
Agriculture has greater interest each
year than that OF any other depart
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25

People seldom appreciate anything
they can afford.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25

No wonder yacht jumps up and
down when 1t is forced to get on an.
other tack.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-25
Plenty Enough.

I'm your Bachelors Club what is thu
penalty for marrying"
Marriage. Town Topics.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
Wanted.

A good man and farmer well ex-
perienced in handling labor, to rent
or crop 8, 4 or 5 mule farm; fine
lands for cotton or corn; good
mules, wagon and harness, pillow
tools and gear, ETC., go with farm,
includes a goods pasture with water
and well fenced, two or more fields
adjoining under fence, well suited
for raising COWS, hogs and stock.
Fine wells and drinking water,
dwelling and all tenant houses new
and in good repair, tenant houses
plentiful.
Will offer many additional adj
vantages to the right man. No ap-
plications will be considered, unless
applicants morals are good, furnish
the best of reference and must have
some means to begin crop with.
In case do not find tenant want
ed, will need overseer and will
operate a greater number of plows.
For further particulars address
P. o. Box 253, Americas, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
SPEND YOUR MONEY AT HOME.

A New England paper, speaking of
the benefits of spending money at
home, says. ''By helping the local
merchants, who have done and are do
ing such tremendous amount of good
for the city, every person in it is help
ing himself. The city cannot be adj
vanced in any direction without bene-
fit to every person in it. It may be in
an indirect way, but the benefit is
there nevertheless and is reflected in
the prosperity of every human being
in the place. Money spent at home
accumulates at home and the wealth of
the community is the wealth of the
individuals in the community. No
better way to insure the general pros.
perity of all can be found than by pat
ronizing local industry wherever and
whenever it is possible to do so. This
is the proper spirit. Motives of self
interest as we'll as those of a more
generous character should urge us to
spend our money at home. Here we
get chance at it again. Send it away
and it has flown forever
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
The Pleasure of Eating.

Persons sIffering from Indigestion,
dyspepsia or other stomach trouble will
find that Kodol Dyspepsia Cure dIgests
what you eat and makes the stomach
sweet. This remedy is never falling
cure for Indigestion and Dyspepsia and
all complaints affecting the glands or
membranes of the stomach or digestive
tract. When you take Kodol Dyspep-
STA Cure every thing you eat tastes
good, and every bit of the nu,riment
that you food contains Is sssimilated
and appropriated by the blood and It's
sues. S I'D by w A. Rembert'
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
CANCER CURED BY:BL0oD BALM.
All Skin and Blood Diseases Cured.

Mrs. Nj. l.. Adams, Fredonis, Ala.
took Botanic Blood Balm which effec-
tually cured an eating cancer of the
nose and face. The sores healed up
perfectly. Many doctors bad given up
her case az hopeless. Hundreds of cas-.
es of cancer, eating sores, supperating
swelllgs, etc., have been cured by
Blood Balm. Among others, Mrs. b.
M, Guerney, Warrior..Stand, Ala. Her
nose and lip were raw as beef. with Of
fensive discharge from the eaIing sore.
Doctors advised cutting, but it failed.
Blood Balm healed the sores, and Mrs.
Guerney is as well as ever. Botaric Blood
Balm also cures eczema, itching hui
mors, scabs ard scales bone pains, ul-
GERS, offensive pimples, blood poison,
carbuncles, scrofuls, rising and bumps
on the skin and all blood troubles.
Druggists, 81 per large bottle. Sample
of Botanic Blood Balm free and pre-
paid by writing Blood Balm, Co., At
lauta, Ga. Describe trouble and spec.
ial medical advice sent in sealed letter
tits certainly worth while investigating
such remarkable remedy, as Blood
Balm cures the most awful, worst and
most deap.seated blood diseases.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
THE coLoRED VOTE

It is said that for the first time in
the history of the state the Democrats
of Ohio are determined to make an eff
fort to split the negro vote which IN
the past has gone solidly for the Re-
publican party. According to the
story, which strikes the New Orleans
States as incredible, Chairman Salem
of the Democratic State Committee
will this year send men into every
county of Ohio to organize the negroes
into Democratic campaign clubs. The
argument to be used with the negroes
is that the Republican party get their
votes but never give them any offices,
but we are constrained to believe that
this argument will not prevail, because
there is no assurance that the Demo
Gratis will be more liberal in giving OF
offices to the negroes than the Repub
Iicans have been. Public opinion IN
Ohio is as strongly opposed to negroes
holding Office as it is in Mississippi
IF this were not true there would be
negro members in Congress from
Ohio, because something more thar
so, 900 negro votes are cast for the Re
publican party in the Buckeye State
All things considered there is no reason
TO believe that the Democrats of Ohio
Will gain any negro votes by mere
promises of office, but if it be true tina
they are going to make an organized
effort to secure a part of the colore'
vote, which we do not believe the.
have any idea of doing, the surest wa,
to get these votes is to buy them. Thu
course, while illegal, is decidedly NOR
creditabIe than to make the negroe
promises that will never be kept afte
the election is over.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
Purgative Pleasure

II you ever took DeWitt's Little
Early Risers for biliousness or consti-
patton you know what purgative
pleasure is. These famous little pills
cleanse the liver and rid the system of
all bile without producing unpleasant
effects. They do not grippe. sicken or
weaken but give tone and strength to
the tissues aad organs involved. W.
Il. Howell of Houston Texas says mo
better pill can be used than Little Ear
ly Rlsers for constipation. sick head
ache, etc." Sold by w. A Rembert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

We have in our shelves many RENEE
dies for constipation and bIlousness,
but the never. falling, common-sense
cure is found only in Ramon's Liver
Pills and Tonic Pellets. This treat
ment cures by relieving the cause of the
trouble; the Pink Pill arouses the liver,
while the Tonic Pellets tone up the or
gans and insure natural and healthy
conditions. Complete Treatment-two
medicines-25 doses-full directions
only IS cents.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
No Trace Of AIIeoed EmbezzIer

Buffalo, N. Y, Sept 21.-There il
no trace of Llewellyn Smith, the
boo1keeper of the firm of Eirick Bros.
live stock dealers, alleged to have EN-
bezzled a sum variousIy estimated al
about $4,000. L. M. Eirick, mem
Der of the firm, stated that their doors
were not closed and that they had nc
intention of closing them. They were
doing business as usual today.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
/ would rather go down in history as
ne loved by little children than as one
feared by men.
Distress After Eating Cured

Judge w. T. Holland of Greensburg
La, who is well and favorably known,
says: "Two years ago suffered great
ly from Indigestion. After eating dis
tress would invariably result, lasting
for an hour or so and my nights were
restless. [ ooncl uded to try Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure and it cured me entire
ly Nov my sleep is refreshing and
digestion perfect. Sold by W. A. Rem
bert
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
Keller In Six Rourg,

Distressing Kidney and Bladder
Disease relieved in six hours by "New
Great South American Kidney Cure. +"
It is q great surprise on account of it's
exceeding promptness in relieving pain
in bladder, kidneys and back, in male
or female. Relieves retention of water
almost Immediately, II you want
quick relief and cure this Is the reme-
dY. Sold by the Eldridge Drugstores,
Americus. Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
ORIGINAL "Pooh.Rahv Dead.

New York, Sept 21.-Mark Smith
the we'll known comic opera comedian
and the original Pooh-Bah in the "Mf
kado," is dead at his home in this city
from dropsy after an illness of -four
months. He was 48 years old and
was born in Mobile, Ala. Smith, since
the beginning of his stage career, in
1876, had appeared with many lead
ing light opera organizations.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

According to the New York Journal,
President Roosevelt was armed when
ne visited Ellis island the other day.
"A gust of wind which caught the
presidents coattaiI" revealed ga six
shooter in his pocket"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

The sultan expresses "regret" at the
horrible atrocities committed by the
ferocious beasts comprising his army,
and declares that "the guilty parties
shall be punished. Imagine him pun
fishing $4,000 men, acting under his
orders.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

The Columbia State suggests that
the latest statement from Mr.. John
Temple Graves may be construed into
consent to permit the negroes to gath
er the present cotton crop before de-
portation.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

Following the Seawanhaka club din
ner episode it was reported that Sir
Thomas Upton was suffering from an
pendlcltls. 1t is probable, however,
that the frank and manly Briton only
had an attack of nausea.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
The happiest homes are those In
which company manners are used be-
tween it's members.
Distressing Stomach Diseas Q.

Permanently cured by the mastery
power of ''SoUTH AMERICAN FERvINE
Tonic" Invalids need suffer no longer,
because this great remedy can cure
them all. It is cure for the whole
world of stomach weakness aud indi-
gestlon. The cure begins with the first
dose. The relief it brings is marvel
GUS and surprising. It makes no fail
ure; never dlsappoints. No matter how
long you have suffered, your cure is
certain under the use of this great
health giving force. Pleasant and al
was safe. Sold by the Eldridge Drug
Stores, Americus, Ga
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
AMERICUs, Ga. SEPT. 20. 1903.

Cut out Cleveland as candidate and
Bryan as a platform dictator and get
together, is the thing for Democrats to
do.-Memphis News.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

According to the Savannah Press,
Harvey Jordan of Jasper county de-
MES that he is going to run for con-
gress in the Eighth district. He even
says that when his present term in the
senate expires he is going to retire
from politics and build up the agricul-
turaI interests of the state.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
Many dwelling houses have wings,
but theatre both has wings and flies.
Feet Swollen to Immense Size.

81 had kidney trouble SO bad that
could not work." says J. j, Cox of Val
ley View. KY, "my feet were swollen
to immense size and was confined to
my bed and physicians we're unable to
give me any relief. Ny doctor finally
prescribed Foley's Kidney Cure which
mad we'll man of me-" John r. Hub
son.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

The Duke of Roxburghe has Quilted
the side of Miss Goelet, soon to be his
wife, to seek other big game in the
west. These European noblemen are
Unsuitable hunters.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

The Hon. John Temple Graves is an
eloquent Southerner, but the Nash
vile American declares that he has
not done the South any good by dis
cusslng the race question before hos
tile audiences,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

The United States leads all the ma.
tons of the earth in the production of
wheat, corn and cotton Also in wool,
beef, pork, mutton and fowls. Mil.
lions of people across the seas depend
upon this country for food and cloth
ing.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

Farmers who sell cotton at ten cents,
or thereabout, may not be making a
a mistake, but if prices do not soar far
above that figure by January there is
nothing in the signs of the times.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

The boil weevil commission has com
pleted It's tests of competing boil vice.
VII exterminators and adjourned, and
VIII not further prosecute the tests
unless instructed to do so by the Gov
ernor of Texas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

Editor Stovall thinks if Venezuela
isn't satisfied with the umpires in that
arbitration case she might obtain one
or two from the state franchise cases
in Georgia.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

The south need not worry about Gu
ba as a competitor in cotton. The
stalks will grow into trees and are
fairly well fruited, but as there is no
frost, few of the bolls open.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

With the retirement of Hon, Joseph
Chamberlain, by all odds the biggest
man in it, the British Cabinet is dwind-
ling rapidly. It's collapse would not
startle the world.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

LAGRANGE Graphic: ''And now
some are discussing Attorney General
John Hart as possible gubernatorial
candidate. Has this come to be the
recognized route?''
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

Fall business in Americas is opening
with rush, thanks to the advent of
autumn weather, the opening of the
schools, and the homecoming of the
summer wanderers.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

American wages are the highest in
the world. This is as 1t should be.
The American workman is by long
odds the best in the world.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

sediment or set
ting indicates an
unhealthy condi-
ton of the kid
neys; if it stains
your linen it is
evidence of kid
ney trouble; too
frequent desire to
pass it or pain in
the back is also
kidueve and HAD
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
TIE Times-RecOrder Is the

On1cial Organ Of Sumter County.
Odcial Organ of Webster County.
oncial Organ of Railroad Commission OF
Georgia for the Sd Congressional Districi
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

The forgetfuI man naturally forgets
how forgetfnl he is.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

Does the druggist who sells paregor-
ic do wrong? He encourages kid
mapping.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and Don't Know it.
Hnw 10 Find out.

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twenty-four hours; a
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

This is the season of the year when
you can get what You don't want very
cheap.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

You can't tell what there is in
cheme until it is carried out.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-09-22

It is easy to talk about the blessings
of poverty when one has comfortable
bank account.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-02-06
LOKANA'S STRENGTH
HAS ALL GONE

Lokana, a Hawaiian, said to have
once been the strongest fisherman in
Honolulu, came to the Police Station
yesterday forenoon with a sad tale.
His seventeen-year old granddaughter
has been consigned to his care but re-
Gently a young Hawaiian came to his
home and inveigled the girl away, and
Lokana claims that she was not only
smuggled away, but is now kept hidden.
He asked the interference of the Off
GERS to prevent the girl from marry
ing, as she was under age, and had
not the consent of her guardian.
Lokana in his time was said to have
been able alone to pick up a "four-man"
koa wood canoe and carry it on his
shoulder to the ocean and launch it
without assistance. His feats of
strength are yet spoken of at Keala-
moana where he once resided. Today
he is a tottering, feeble man, his limbs
racked with rheumatism.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-02-06
AFTERNOON DISPATCHES
FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS

NEW YORK N. v Feb 5-The price sugar has been
reduced points.
TANGIER Morocco Feb. 5-Two thousands
recent battle with the Government forces Fee.
WASHINGTON D. c.. Feb. 5.-Reports state
that blockade Amapaa stronghold
has been ordered
DOVER Del, Feb. 5-Addcks has withdrawn from the fight
lock will be broken.
PARIS, France Feb 5-France has expressed its desire
final settlement of the claims against Venezuela termination of
British German alliance
WASHINGTON, D. C., Feb. 5-Ofcials Department
there special significance the rush orders for
feet to proceed to Southern
WASHINGTON, D. c., February 5-President
been informed that the of Alaskan boundary treaty
not permit its ratification by the Senate.
BERLIN, Germany 5-Mnster in
here claimed that Bowen tricky authority may ques-
CARACAS, Venezuela Feb. 5The continued blockade
tanned by the Allies has increased the distress Venezuela resulting
from shortage of food supplies The deaths from
have increased alarming
WASHINGTON, D c., Feb 5-Nothing has been heard from
the Allies regarding the latest proposal they
months preference in dispensing Venezuela be
of claims The officials hopeful that
The Hague all other fail blockade
indefinitely unless the claims guaranteed been
officially denied that the Allies object Venezuelan
troops n the port of Guayra.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-02-06
COUNTY BILL
| BEING READ
Caucus Holds Its
Session in
Secret.
Senator Brown in the
Chair Last
Night.
Those Who Are Privileged to
Attend Conference of
the Party.

BY invitation of the Republican mem
bers of the Legislature, in caucus as
sembled, the members of the Executive
Committee of the Republican Central
Committee were privileged to meet with
the legislators last night in a secret ses-
sion at the Republican headquarters, on
Fort street, to begin the reading of the
to the proposition of changes and
amendments in the discretion of the
members of the Legislature. 1t was the
plan to take the bill, section by section,
read and consider it in every part, and
at subsequent meetings listen to the
changes to be proposed by the several
legislators and consider them in their
order. This work will involve a series
of evening meetings, continuing, in all
probability, all the balance of this week
1t is the belief that the new county gov
eminent bill is about the most import
ant matter to come before the Legis-
1ature, and it is the desire of all the
members to have this legislation, at
least, enacted.
The meeting last night was presided
over by Senator Cecil Brown, Caucus
Chairman Crabbe being still confined to
his house by illness. The members of
the Legislature who reside in or
have reached the city SO far, and who
are entitled to take part in the caucus
deliberations are Senators Charles L.
Dickey, L. L. McCandless, D. P. r.
Isenberg, w. c. Achi. c. L. Crabbe, Ce-