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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1903-08-27

FARM FOR RENT. 160 acres
Inquire of J. E. WEIGH.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-03-22

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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-03-22
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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30

a A Husband Incubator. There Is
very ingenious woman living near
Meeker, who says that; her. liege lord
and master does not and hasnot fur
,nished the water to mix the bread In
Is years. He Is always lying around
doing nothing. Two weeks ago he
went to bed with avery slow fever,
and his wife got an idea that she could
make an incubator Of him. She put
100 eggs around him, but he fst get
ting cross and uneasy, and she is afraid,
be will quit the nest, as he has never.
stuck to any job three weeks.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30
BY HUGH WILSON.
IT SHOWS.
Ry sarah Josepha Hale.

It snows cries the schooboy- " ana nas snou'
Ia ringing through parlor and nall, .
while swift az the wing of q swallow he's out,
"A nd his nlaymates have answered MS Cal!
r.t | tba Heart lean but to witness their joys,--
~ pranG wealth has no pleasures, trow, $50
Like the rapture that hrobs in the pulse OF tne ooy
IA he gathers his treasures OF snow
Then Ia iaT not the trappings of gold on thine heirs
While health and the riches of nature are tners'
u1t sbowsp sighs the lmbecie,"Ah!' and his breath
Comes heavy as clogged with weignG; ;th
While from the pale aspect OF Nature III oea'n'
He turns TO the blaze OF his grae
ND ND nsarer and nearer his soft-cushoned chair
Is wheerd toward the lfegiVing name
He breads chill puff Of the snow -ouroeneo air.
oh ~ small is the pleasure existence can give, .
Wien the fear we shall die only proves that we live!
u1t snovs,n cries the Traveer,"Ho" !" and the word
=, Has quickened his steed's tagging pace
The wind rushes by, but It's howl IS unneafu
- TJnfeit the sharp drift In hs face ~ s
For hrnht through the tempest his own home appeaed
: Ave though leagues interviewed, he can see
There's the clear Ell; goW1eg be bsbes her knee
Flest thought how it lightens the griefiaden hour
That those love dearest are safe from 1ts power
u1. .nows cries the Bee-"Dear how lucky!" and turns
From her mirror watch the fakes fall; .,
Like the first of Summer her dlmPied cneeA oorns
-. while musng on seghrde and DALI ,,
There are visions Of conquest OF spendor and mrn'
u Floating over each drear Winters DAY .h
But the ntings Of Hope, on this e"rsn
> VIII melt like the snow flakes, away;
Turn, turn thee to Heaven, fair maiden, for piss,
= That world has fountain neer opened III tnis'
.1t snovs p cries the widow,"O God !" and her sighs
Have stifed the voice OF her prayer; payyeT, ouos
IT'S burden veil read in her tearswoilen eyes,
u. On her cheeks sunk with fasting and care.
its nirht and her fatheress ask her for bread
But He yonng ravens tnS osd o dread
And she Laws on her last chpof WOOD
Poor sufferer that sorrow thy God ouly knows
'Tis pitiful lot to be poor, when IL SHOWS!
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30
SAFEGUARD AGAINST ACCIDENT.

The best safeguard against accident Is to
use GOOD Judgment in directing every act.
Bot. accidents will often occur in spite OF ev.
cry EFFORT to prevent them. The best safe.
guard against injury resnlting from accidents
IL EiIiott's EN- mulsifed OIL LinImept. II ia the
rnost serviceable accident and Emergency
LIniment made, and is the most satisfactory
Liniment for use in the family and on anil
mails ever offered. Large bottle 26 cts. c. A.
Milfor.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30
New Bakery Locals.

Fine Baldwin, Winesap and Ben Davis ap-
Piles a. the New Bakery.
Pure home. made taffy. peanut, cocoanut.
Fine oranges at 300 and 400 per dozen.
Canned goods all kinds.
Fancy cream cheese pounds for 800. !
Chewing gum all kinds. 80. !
Fine chocolates and bourbops at SOC for hall
pound; SOC per pound. A very neat package
will suit an ybody's sweetheart. ~
viii have good supply Of roman candles
for Christmas day. ~
To arrive soon -Opions, Irish potatoes, pig
feet and cocoanuts. Always fresh.
Give the old reliable Baker q call and be
convinced. Yours for business,
]. W. Breihahn.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30
Is BEAUTY ONLY SKIN DEEP ?

Is BEAUI1 ONLI ShIN DEEF
Beauty ia only skin deep. but the forces that
create beautv are as deep as the fountain from
which they flow. When the blood is charged
with impurities Beauty disappears; when
the blood ia pure Beauty blossoms in face and
form. Rydales Liver Tablets keeps the liver
healthy and the bowels REGULAR, prevents the
waste matter, makes the skin clear, eyes
bright and Beauty more than skin deep. CA.
Milford.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30

at Haddon's. ~ l5l@Es:tt :, q &
Kandalrsy95c ladies knit vests can not be
beat. '@ ". -s-E.l..s- y. = = -, : =!
A pessimist is man who yieWu tis neigh. x
Ibors through q smoked glass. (. q. -. ~
!. Even the philosophical owner Of q f1reproof
building is apt toinsureit. q, 90
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30
For Rent.
From the Milwaukee Journal.

When you need chairs for ENTERTAINMENT u u
religious social or otherwise, We have them
8 cents each, delivered. Kerr Furniture Co'
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30

The nearer you get to the butt eno o
revenge the sweeter 1t Isn't.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30

We are now showing q line of medium
priced clothing for mem and boys that vii
interest all clothes buyers, A. N. Smith q
Co. ... ..
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30

by any of the snakes while they are
being handled at the time of the
dance.
Miss MARY E. HILL.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30

A woman thinks there is only one man il
the world whose wife is altogether per1ect.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30

Ifyou want your little fellow TO look cute
and Ar him in q Mrs. Jane Hopkins suit.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30

Still another bargain. Is pieces 81, jnoh
cloth finished suittngs, bought under prfce,
worth 90 and 7bc. While this lot lasts they 60
at 80 and $50, at Haddon's. tstsl
If you want anything lin
the Lamp line call on Thorn.
son Bros. before you buy.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30
From ;;Stowaway
to Merchant
Prince ::

Between thirty and forty
I years ago Thomas Johnston Lip-s
{ ton staggered ashore in, New
York, black with, coal dust and |.
& gasping for breath, from the fur.
mace room of q Charleston
: steamer. -t..
Now in Chicago his abattoirss ]
turn 1900 hogs, per day into.
food products, to be sent to the
: seaboard in 600 Refrigerator
cars and thence carried to 'ev...
cry. quarter OF the globe tnlLlp-.
ton ships;. 1880 men,, women
and boys delve In the aecoum1
{ and reckonings Of shisi Londco
Office; 200 Upton PRIMERS striks
{ of the labels, and in every pdrt
of the United, Kingdom; sin44 40
shops and stores which hoaSt
the Upton dag, thousands Sof
employees measure out hap.
! 'orths Of tea and sugar.
{ Sir Thonaas" Lipton ssys 10
owes hts success 60 a0vsr-
tasiaE.
They say that IN those "eariy
days. het bought the two biggest
hogs in Scotland, decked them
gayly with ribbons and Led them
through the streets labeled Lip
toms Orphans''- Mon
sters," another story says, and
perhaps both tales are equally
dubious.
But adyert1ss .KApeon AAid
from the arst. II beiteve IN
@advsrtfsing;1 he 1sa9s. T4Tt
is the likebJood Of modern
trade. .5Everysedy reaAs:r
tHis epsnnies were few, bat
,ntmhle, they have rolled
Sfaf-ToroAte WORLD.
How many smsrchAntsH can
: you count who started WITH
no more capital than Sir
Thomas Upton aIid who
have little more today: than
they started w4th7 Thsy did
; not advertise.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30

How many smsrehAutst can
you count who started with
no more capital than Sir
Thomas Upton and who
have little more today. than
they started wfth7 Thsy did
not advertise.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30

G. h. FULLER, Local Agent.
Abbeville, 8. c., April 10, 1908.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1903-12-30
Xmas goods for all at Milford's.

chool books, al Milford's Drug Store,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
PURPLE LOOKS GOOD
Northwestern Appears Strong in
Spite of the Low Score
Made Saturday.
--latest Reports From Michigan Are
Not So Bearish as Those of
Last Week.

Chicago, Sept 21.-Four members of the
big nine had practice games Saturday.
While these games were interesting, as
showing the stage of early season devel-
opments reached by the various teams,
they are of little value in forecasting what
the relative positions of these teams will
be at the end of the season. These early
season. practice games, with high school
and weak college teams, form a poor basis
on which to judge of what the teams will
be by Thanksgiving Day. Mccormack at
Northwestern, is one of the men who
takes a great deal Of time to teach his
men the first principles of the game. To
this fact probably is due the low score
against North Division. Mccormack is
said to have, been disappointed in the
showing made by his men, but, all things
considered, he seems to have little ground
for the disappointment. He has drilled
his men in rudiments and they, had but
eight simple plays they could use. It will
be time for disappointment when new
formations have been tried and found
wanting.
On the other hand, Woodruff of Illinois
begins teaching formations early as
possible. 1t is said that at Pennsylvania
Woodruff never taught first principles.
This year he has drilled his men in more
formations than the other coaches
The Northwestern squad will be put
thru a good course Of spirits this week.
ueSUcdy lIlo SOuI6TS IIOu fOrC olGFludIl
will appear on Sheppard field for the an
nual practice game. On Wednesday Flea
gers men will be given chance to i'm
prove on the scores made against Engle-
wood by Chicago and Illinois, and on
Saturday Northwestern college Of Naper-
Vile will oppose them. The Naperville
team is very heavy, averaging in the
neighborhoon Of 100 pounds. If this heavy
squad has any sort of speed and team
| work they may make things very inter-
esting for McCornack's proteges
The latest report from Michigan is not
| so bearish as those which emanated from
| Ludington last week. In fact, the pros
poets of the wolverines now seem to be
first class. Maddox has joined the squad
and is said to have arranged his studies so
that he can play. Heston, Gregory and
Redden are also out and Graves Is ex-
pected hourly. At first it was reported
that Yost had barely twenty men at his
camp. In reality he took thirty eight
husky candidates to Ludington the first
day Of practice.
Every one has been watching to see
what effect the changes in the rule would
have ON the game. To the casual OBJ
server of the games played so far, the
new rules have brought out little that is
new as regards position of the men on
the field or style of play. The game looks
just about the same as formerly, and is
certainly just as interesting. 4
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
BIG OFFER FOR DILLON
Philadelphians Are Ready to Pay
$4,000 for the Champion
Trotting Horse.

Philadelphia, Sept 21.-Three offers
have been made by Philadelphians re-
Gently for Lou Dillon, 200, the worlds
champion trotter, and another is likely to
be made in a few days. The first bid was
one of $4,000; then came two for 100000
each, and the one now being considered,
places the figure at $75, 900.
Oliver H. Barr started the ball rolling
two weeks ago, when he wrote to c. K
G. Billings, the millionaire owner Of Lou
Dillon, offering $4,000 for the animal. AS
Mr.. Billings did not reply. Mr.. Bair au-
thorized George M. Young, secretary of
the Road Drivers Association of Phila-
delphia, to increase the offer to 100000.
This was done, but again no answer was
received.
On Tuesday night Walter Hine, a re-
tired manufacturer Of 1901 Allegheny ave-
nue. sent letter to Mr.. Billings offering
$50, 900 for the champion. These attempts
to bring Lou Dillon to this city have
stirred up Philadelphia horsemen. and
Friday s. George Levi. director of the
Road Drivers Association Of Philadelphia
and of the Gentlemens Driving club, an
nounced that he was willing to be one of
three men to put up $25, 900 each, or $751;
900 in all for the two-nlinute trotter.
Lou Dillon (2:00) in an attempt to bet
ter the worlds wagon record Of 2:041z,
held by herself, Saturday trotted a mile in
2:O5A at Cleveland. Fractional time:
1914 seconds, 1:05A, 1861, 2:05M. The
| weather was extremely cool, while the
track was somewhat heavy as a result OF
recent rains
At Omaha, Saturday, Cresceus broke
the worlds record for half mile track
by trotting a mile in 2:O8. This lowered
his previous record a quarter Of a second
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
Handkerchief

Colored Handkerchiefs for making
those dressy Kimonas cost only 10G
each. They come in Persian and
floral designs, stripes and checks.
The Kimonas may be bought
ready made if you prefer; made en-
tirely of fancy hdkfs, 81 and up.
Embroidered Handkerchief for
Corset Covers, 15c and Csc.
rs doz. Ladies Hemstitched Hand
kerchiefs, Belfast linen; @N
to close at. VO
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
Through Cars to California.
!, q road will: in ,1e1ret re- thro11ph

The Omaha road. will 1naugurate through
tourist car service to California. first car
to leave Minneapolis 9:05 a. H. ST. Paul
9:35 a. M, Tuesday, September 22d, and
every Tuesday thereafter, via Omaha and
ogden, arriving San Francisco Friday,
1925 D. M. Los Angeles 100 p. M, Satur-
day. For reduced rate tickets and Sleep
ing car accommodations, call at 600 Nicol-
let avenue, Minneapolis, or 1872 Robert st,
St Paul
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
CLAPP IS THE CHAMPION
St. Paul Man Beats Belden in Finals
of State Tennis Tour :,
nament.

Clapp of st. Paul won the state tennis
championship in singles Saturday after
noon at the Town and Country club, de-
feating Harry Belden of Minneapolis after
five hard SETS
{ Belden won the first two sets, and when
he had secured four games in the third,
lit looked like cinch Clapp, braced at
this point, however, and ran the games to
five all, finally winning out, rs. He then
took the fourth and fifth sets, the match
and championship. The score, lie, s2-6,
7-5, 6-2, 60. !,
Theodore Griggs of st. Paul won the
consolation singles. The championship in
doubles was won by the Eelden brothers
Friday.
A state tennis association was organ
lied Saturday evening at the Town. and
Country club by the enthusiasts who have
|been in attendance upon the state tourna- :
ment just closed. George Belden of Min
neapolis was chosen president, Theodore
Griggs vice president, and Will Graves
secretary.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
CHICAGO Centennial.

A great program Of FESTIVITIES, Just the
opportunity you have been looking for to
visit Chicago at cheap rates, and for this
occasion the North Western Line will
make a rate of $500, September 26, 81,
IS, ST. Paul and Minneapolis to Chicago
and return. For Illustrated pamphlet and
tickets call at 500 Nicollet Ave. Mime
apolis and 3S2 Robert ST., St Paul.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
Always the FIrst-$e.

The North Western Line &C., st. P. &
o. Ry.) will sell round-trip tickets to Chi
cago Sept. 2e, 81, %, good to- return Oct.
s. on account of Chicago Centennial, at
rate of So for round trip. Inquire at city
ticket Office, 600 Nicollet avenue, for fur
4tler particulars.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

son is not given a chance on the team,
considering his ability in this respect.
The exercises dedicating the new field
included addresses by Governor Van SAINT,
Mayor Haynes and President Northrop Of
the university. Senator F. B. Snyder,
president of the University Alumni as
ISOLATION, presided. The lineup:
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

A mans wife should always be the
same, especially to her husband, but II she
is weak and nervous, and uses Carriers
Iron Pills, she cannot be, for they make
her feel like a different person., SO they
all say. and their husbands say SO, too!
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
cut Rates to California.

The Minneapolis & st. Louis has cut
the rate to California SIS. Through tour
list cars leave every Wednesday and Thurs
day For full particulars call at No. I
Washington av S.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

Why buy North Star Blankets now?
Because you have over $500 pairs to
select from. They go fast when cold
weather comes, and the prices are just as
low to-day as later. North Star Wooden
Mills Co., 22S S I'd ST., Minneapolis. One
block from Milwaukee station.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
Lunch Cloths

Selling room will be made on the
tables around the head of the main
stairway for "a remarkable lot of
Lunch Cloths. It isn't often in any
stores history that such values can
be given. Favorable buying e. &C
the lot, in single and double da-
mask, spoke stitched, with open
work centers and drawn work bor-
ders; 90 to SO inches square; values
are SLIPS, $1.50, SLIGO and 0@N
$1.75; all go at............ OuO
In the regular linen department,
Fifth St. aisle, are Table Cloths of
various sizes; some are to be hem
med, some are hemstitched, some
are in sets with napkins to match;
all sizes from S-4 to 1910. We re-
duce the prices because the cloths
are a little soiled. Inquire about
them
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
A Purchase of InQrains

firm that had decided doing business in Ingram
Carpets sold the entire stock hand We took the WHOLE
because the goods desirable and could in that
make the price low This gave 1000 yards of Extra
Super Ingas that sell regularly at 75c and 85c yard and Of
heavy Cotton Chain Extra that sells at Csc and zoe.
The Ingrains go at Csc; the Cotton Chains at SOC.
New Supply Of Oriental RugBeer fortune than usual fol-
lowed buyers footsteps in his recent search of Eastern
markets for desirable Oriental Rugs He found not only
beautiful pieces but large number of specially good
values to sell at popular prices. For instance:
There's bale of Shirvans to go at $500.
And a bale Of Shirvans go at $3.50.
lot Of rare Mosuls to go at SIP to $18.
Besides these we've better line of Kermansha and Tabrz
Rugs than before brought this market Popular
prices prevail.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

Beyond is the Suit Department,
also decked for Opening Day. Not
merely decorated, but filled with
the newest Of new suits, coats,
skirts and waists. We have been
bringing them in fast for this great
day. More will keep coming along
down to the moment Of opening.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

The third anniversary of the opening of the
Shakopee path will be observed next Sunday
with run over this popular cycleway. 1t is
expected that many of the 400 who participated
in the opening run Sept. 80, 1900, will take
ma tE in this .IEst .E-.tl s.s.z-Ea
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
Saturday Football Sco1

Saturday Football Scores.
Nebraska %. Lincoln High 6.
Illinois 49, Englewood High B.
Chicago %, Lombard 0. -
Carlisle 49, Labanou 0.
Dickinson 4S, Albright 0.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
MISCELLANEOUS SPORTS

The only record broken in the Canadian ANA
teur athletic championships at Montreal Satur-
day was that in throwing the ifty-six- pound
Canadian record, his throw being So feet 5A
inches The Canadian record was "a feet 3h
inches, made by Mitchell.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

The Kent county English cricket team Of
twelve defeated the Philadelphia team OF
eighteen at Mannheim, Pa, Saturday. after two
days of play in the interna tional match by eight
wickets. The Quakers saved a single inning
defeat by "a runs.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

The simplest remedy for Indigestion, constipa-
ton biIiousness and the many ailments arising
from o disordered stomach, liver or bowels is
Ripans Tabules. They have accomplished won
Of calling physician for many little ills that be-
set mankind. They so straight to the scat CT tho
afsected parts. and give the system general ton
ing up. Tho Five Cent packet Is enough for an or
sains supply for year AL druggists sell them.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

At Omaha, Saturday, Cresceus broke
the worlds record for half mile track
by trotting a mile in 2:O8. This lowered
his previous record a quarter Of a second.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21
Minneapolis Dry Goods &C
Second Floor Bids You Welcome.


second floor The Millinery Store The old
snonet dfor suchan
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

Then step down to the rear and
see the array Of delicate lingerie
prepared for your delight. It seems
as if nothing more beautiful could
be made. Most fittingly does it
supplement the efforts Of milliner
and tailor to provide fairest raj
ment for feminine Wearers.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

The 1 point billiard match between Charles
Ferris of Minneapolis and Al Taylor. the Chi
cago expert, will begin tonight in the Spears
West Hotel billiard parlors. The men will play
at fourteen-inc balk line, 800 points each eve.
ming. and a purse of 500 will be the bone OF
Icontention.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-09-21

The dates for the Olympic games champion
ships to be held at ST. Louis next summer
have been changed from Aug. 5 and 6 to June
% and 30.
This change was made on account of many
cations at that time. and the inability of
schools to keep their representatives together
and to send representative delegation to the
that Will be held in America for many years.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19
Remembering the Children.

When the ex-Queen Margherita
and King Humbert of Italy cele-
brated their silver wedding the Ger
man emperor and empress went to
Rome to help celebrate.
One night at dinner the queen
noticed that Emperor William had
emptied small plate of sweets that
was before him. She had it reflled,
and when the emperor emptied
them into his pocket a second time
she said:
81 did not know that you were
80 fond of sweets"
81 never eat them," replied the
emperor. "These are for the chill
dren. l always send them some
thing every day when l am away. p
London Answers.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-11-19
Both Goinq Over.

Sam Schubert, the theatrical
manager, who recently returned
from Europe, tells story of a con-
versation he heard on board ship
while going over and which he says
illustrates how passengers try to re-
lieye the monotony of the trip by
discussing almost any subject and
engaging in the most inane CONVEX
satiOn.
The boat was three days out when
one of the passengers was able to
90 on deck, where he met an old
friend.
"HclIo, old chap" he exclaimed,
care YOU going across""
"Ycs," replied his friend. care
you?"