The Dolores star., 1903-04-17
DOLORES STAR.
Fublhlhod Weekly
Joe n. De witt, Editor and Prop.
DOLORES, COLORADO
Terms: 800 per year.

To appreciate a good woman, know
q few bad ones.
Nothing short OF a revolution will
jar Castro loose now.
They ought to pass AN anti-smoke
ordinance on ST. Vincent Island.
II the scarcity of food keeps on in
Venezuela. they will soon have to
eat Caracas
The longer Adelina Patti lives the
older grows the joke about ner notes !
being good for the cash. .
A man who writes good thing can
try it in dialect and slang later on and I
make two extra strikes with it. ]
King Edward is accused of parsi-
mony. With such an income as he has
now he can afford to be parsimonious.
If every mans mind was geared to
work a little faster than his tongue
many rash things would be left un-
said.
Buffalo Hawkshaws claim that any {
way they are doing the best they
can" Precisely. That's the worst
of it.
A Michigan man came to life the I
other day in his coffin. He should
keep the coffin. He may need it
again. ;
Editor Stead never tires of holding
this mad world in check, but he often
wonders what would happen if he were
to let 90. ,
Mr.. Schwab says that he is anxious
to get back to work. And this is the ,
season. too, when everybody has that !
tired feeling. '
A st. Paul man nearly killed him d
self chewing toothpicks. What right
have people who chew toothpicks to I
try to live on? q
The Macedonians have postponed
the Balkan uprising and the war cloud
has been temporarily consigned to the
property room.
The girl with the bird on her hat /,
may not be able to get into heaven. a
but does she want to if there are to be
no feathers there? I
With deaf-mutes listening to opera f
by the aid of an acousticon, the do v
main of the seemingly impossible is j
still further diminished
Sir Thomas Upton is again of the ]
opinion that the Americas cup is as
good as won. but it may be just as ;
well to go on with the preparation I,
for the races.
Charles Buttell LOOMS. the humor- +
ist, has been elected justice of the a
peace in New Jersey on an indie n
pendent ticket. The punishment \
seems deserved. a
The Buffalo inquest has developed
the fact that one of the society lead
ers' kept a boarding house. 1t looks
as if Buffalo society might be some
what vindicated. /.
When a girl pleads in extenuation {
VI tHSll tudI II IS NTUUS 10 nave CIV |
en- her an education and no money" q
there seems to be something wrong v
WIN the education. 4
It's great to be king after all. The y
boy King of Spain, it appears, can :
marry a grown-up woman If he wants :
to. What boy could ask for greater
happiness than that?
Those English writers who compare !
Joseph Chamberlain to Daniel Web {
ster may be good critics of political '
history but their specially obviously c
lies in humorous work. t
Lady Granville Gordon is an Ameri- +
can woman and has lived in Chicago r
America and Chicago are waiting. \
however. to receive further particu- Y
lars before doing any boasting. /.
If there is anything in names Senior 9
Bustamento, Cuba's distinguished SEN
ator, ought to be n powerful addition G
to the American trust regulators If G
he could only be imported and ma t
turalized t
Inc cZar plan OF reforms is 1ar-
reaching, they say, but it does not
stop the smudging out from our news
Eapers of articles which comment on
it before they can be delivered to peo- !
pie in Russia.
Army and navy officers in Washing r
ton now frequently wear their uni I
forms at the theaters and at private !
entertainments. A few years ago uni
forms were never worn on such occa. |