The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-08-25
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

Corn doctors are scarce in western Kan
sas this year. They're not needed.
The railroads should make reduced rates
so that Colorado people can spend their
Augusts in Kansas.
Dave Mulvane is in the short grass
country looking after his fences. We
refer to his landed interests.
The hired girl matter is becoming more
complicated. Last week a Saline county
farmers wife eloped with one.
Sedan has a baseball team OF boys
from ten TO thirteen years OF age. A
business man is backing them.
Relief funds seem to be hoodooed these
good times. The secretary of the Pitts
burg cyclone fund is missing now.
This is too much: Colorado steals
Kansas water and now sends a prohibit
ton speaker into Hamilton county.
Hamilton county could profit much il It
were nearer the Alps 1t has fields OF
cane that would do for alpen stalks.
A city and rural telephone exchange is
talked of for Valley Center. Better wait
till Marconi gets one up without wires.
The reunion OF the Twentieth Kansas
will be held at lola this week. But the
biggest part Of the regiment won't be
there.
The Garden City Imprint is urging an
immediate war on grasshoppers. In fact
it wants the battle waged before the
enemy is born
There's only one thing the matter with
Kansas It's people are getting so rich
that soon there Will be no poor for the
rich man TO envy.
The Garden City baseball team defeated
~, frfS hr1ff 70 20
per cent Of the gate receipts. Victory
didn cash in for much in this case.
If the growing season was long enough.
Kansas corn at the present rate would
reach the exterior limits OF the earth's
atmosphere sooner than Borcllis comet
An Atchison woman boasts OF having
undergone six operations. II she finds
that there is one whole piece left In
her b)dy. she will probably undergo the
seventh
The Valley Center Index IS doing the
Missouri editor stunt 1t severely crit
icises Judge George Alexander FOR his de-
cision in the Derby case and courts
reprimand-
Newton IL furnishing chronological curios
to the Berlin museum This suggests
what a blessing IL would be II every
town could dispose Of its fossils TO some
foreign museum
Hutchinson has applied 10 Carnegie for
more cash. II finds $1,000 too little 70
erect L monument that Will do credit 70
the memory Of such a man as the Hon.
Andrew Carnegie
i government census ts-ker has sweiled
Harvey county up with the statement
that cut OF sixteen counties visited by
hirl. Harvey was the only one without
boaued Indebtedness.
The Kzasan- Republican s. complaining
because Newton has been passed no -
several circuses. And OF Wall Street
New York. J P. MorEzn's show can't
take n enough cash 20 satisfy the bears
greed
Emporiz Gazette. An Emporsz nan.
land tortoise his e few IDEAS the yacht
fellows ought 10 get hold II re sag-
gesss that II the American yacht viz"
again that the two vessels trade crew
and run race ard So whether Il j.
the sailors o. the vessel that = dolag
the winning.
= Dorado Republican: 4 saoe-nosed-
srzvy-eyec- baie- nes6ed. red-fzced Old
cocxer. With 4 besr-keE stomach. ard
very bow lszs. went through Kansas City
yesterday and the town took CT - hsf
ard stood at attention. while IRE spec<al
car earring this coal Oh rnsgzste. was
passing through Ills name - Roe
feHer How the people q this la7f q he |
free ard home OF the brave worship AZ tHe !
shrine q sioooc-acy-
Lawrence Gzz<tfe- 7 tizinx- remark 1
81 the shcrt g-zss farmer sS he strks1 1
rp his paper and rcs6 that Toh1 T. Hess- 4
ster, . Ssb-ssxz. bad hes- izdorSec Tor 4
r.ce-psezsGezt that TT 5zst get into Ina, 4
Rz-n< rnv.elf ] 90 tne prize last year 4
fo- Erftf1' more ~feat 70 tn> acre tha7 Il
any other rssa II the co1rsy- Ard as
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