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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10
Very Low Rates TO the Pacific Co

On Feb. is the Iowil Central railway
will place on sale special one way colo
mist excursion tickets at extremely low
rates, and continue the same daily to
and including April 80, 1908. Points in
California, Washington. Oregon, Mon
tana, Idaho, Arizona. ETC.. are Included
In these excursions. See local agents or
address the undersigned for detailed In
formation as to rates. thru tourist cars,
etc. A. B. Cults. G. p. & T. A.. Minne-
nnolia. MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

Wanted-A good girl; good wages;
apply POI South Third street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

For Sale-My stock of Crockery.
tinware, glassware. drygoods and nos
tons, at right prices. Must sell at
once. o. Nowak, proprietor.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

For SaIe-A fine east front lot on
South Fourth street, cheap; good barn
and city water on lot; also good six
room house with city water on South
Sixth street, at a bargain. Inquire Of
owner, VIM. II. Woodward. IL South
Fourth street MarshaiilUMn. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

For saie-Two farms near this city.
and many good houses and residence
lots {for sale) at prices and on terms
to suit all desiring to purchase. Delano
T. Smith, court house.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

For Sale or Rent Blacksmith shop
Inquire of VIM. Currie, Sheridan. Ia.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

Wanted-Place to work Saturdays by
young lady attending business college.
Address 704 North Fourth St.. >. ).
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

The best pill meath the. stars and
stripes:
1t cleanses the system and never
gripes.
Little EARLY Risers of worldly re-
pute-
Ask for Dewitt's and take no sub
stitute.
A small pill. easy to buy, easy to take
and easy to act. but never failing in
results. DeWitt's Little Early Risers
arouse the secretions and act as a
tonic to the liver, curing permanently.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10
DRESS AND FASHION.
NEW IDEAS IN GOWNS AND MILLINERY
FOR THE COMING SEASON.
Hats For the soutl, and Early Spring.
The Full Back Coat-Afternoon md
Evening Gowns Hlustrated-Some
OF the Popular Spring Colors.

New IDEAS for the coming season are
fast asserting themselves. The three
quarter coat, fitting the figure slightly,
very full in the basque and worn with
handsome waistcoats, will be the man.
teau de luxe when furs are abandoned.
The first hats prepared in Partisan ate
liers for the demiseason and spring So
journ on the Riviera supply a pretty
correct forecast Of styles that will pre-.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

For SaIe--Bay pacing gelding,
years old, weight 1900. Standard bred.
Well broke. r. E. Shockey, Chaplin,
iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

Wanted-Two dining room girls and
one dishwasher at Breckle's restaurant
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

Wanted - Statesmen: twenty good
road men to sell our blacksmith tools
direct 10 farmers. Tc work in crews.
Good proposition. c. r. Harper Man
ufacturing Co., Marshalltown. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

To Rent-some good houses: one
with eight rooms. all modern improve
ments, and nice barn. City property
to exchange for farms Delano T.
Smith. court house.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

Wanted-A maker and apprentice at
Mrs. N1iddlekauffs.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

To Rent--One five room house and
one seven room house at Finkle's park,
East Main street. One ten room mod
ern house on North Third street: two
store rooms, 20x4O in FinlSle block, East
State street. I. S. Finkle, 112 and LA
East State street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10
LOST.

Lost-Chicago bank draft between
Murphy House and First National Bank
Reward. &C. NJ. Newton, Murphy
House.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

For Rent-One good store room CEN
trally located. Also Office rooms J..
NJ Holt
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

For Sale-on easy terms, new and
second hand billiard and pool tables,
bowling alleys, cigar store and bank
fixtures at the Iowa branch of the
Brunswick Bake Collender Co. Ad-
dress 7. d. McElroy. state agent Mar
shalltown Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

Wanted-Woman cook for small ho-
tel Good wages. Address Box H,
Geneva, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

c., M. & ST. p. RAILWAY COMPANY
Time Card at Pickering.
WEST BOUND
No. Overland Limited electric
lighted 1.3S 4 =.
No. 3 California Express S.238. m.
No. Pacific Express 500 p. m.
No 81 Local Freight u.15 q. m.
EAST BOUND
No. 6 Eastern Express 1912 a. m.
No. 1 Atlantic Express 203p. M.
No. 81 Local Freight lao p. M.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

To Rent-No. farm good improve
ments. good pasture and water. Joseph
Tuffree, 1O3 East Main street, Mar
shaIltown, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10
FOR SALE.

For saIeThree yearlihgs. registered
Red Boiled Bulls. H. A. Cole. Marshall-
town
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10
N IscELLAN EoUs.

viavi, the way to health; 1os North
Fourth street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10
g.. c. r. q N. RAILWAY.
The Cedar Rapjds Route.

bbott Crossing.
GOING SOUTH.
No. 60S 1906 pm.
No. go 12:17 mid.
No. 6as Gas an.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10
ONE CENT A WORD

Advertisements under the headings
WANTED" FOR Sale" ITO Rent" ITO
Exchange" ITO Trade" Lost" or
sround" inserted in this column ONE
CENT A WORD for each insertion.
No advertisements inserted for less
Than Is centA
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1903-03-10

To Rent--Furnished rooms = 3O5
West Main street.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
DON'T Be DECEIVED.

Good people. don't be deceived and
think there Is only one man in
Territory competent and qualified to
ohip bodies who died Of contagious or
INFECTIOUS diseases. am competent
aud fully qualified to properly prepare
for shipment any body placed in my
hands. and am the only one in Ard
more having an embalmers permit
from our board OF health. Also a GER
tidcate from one OF the leading lee
turers and demonstrators on embalm.
ing aud disinfectlon in the United
states. We have the finest and largest
sne of collins and caskets to select
from and can please you. Satlsfac-
aion guaranteed Calls attended to
promptly day or night
r. G. BRIDGMAN.,
The Leading Undertaken and EN-
balmer. dw
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Railroad News.

The people Of this section will be
glad to learn of the continued activity
on the part of the projectors of the
Colorado, Oklahoma and Texas rail.
way, the new line that is to bind the
West and Southwest with bands of
steel, reaching from Pueblo, Colo, to
Sherman, Texas, via Lawton, Ok
The engineers have made a topo-
graphical survey from Lawton to a
point near Ardmore. The route be.
tween Sherman and Ardmore has very
recently been covered by well known
capitalist and investor, accompanied
by prominent citizens of Sherman. It
would not be hard to very intimately
connect these two movements, which
seemingly originated Independently
That a line from Sherman direct TO
Ardmore would be a good thing is
evidenced by the fact that two great
systems have had their engineers to
survey it and make exhaustive data,
and a charter for the Sherman and
Northern railway is still alive, and 'he
projectors have some excellent data
themselves. The oh cry of "On to
the Northwest will some day not
long hence be unnecessary. because
its call will have been answered.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

Stevens, Kennerly & Spragins Co,
always in the lead of what they under.
take, were the first people to tap the
mains tor water. The first tap was
made by this firm for Mrs. j. w.
Philips. The second tap was made
on Main street and will be used to
supply water for the two new bricks
the Ledbetter and Frensley buildings.
The next connection made was
for the Fielder & Duston buildings.
The latter connection was made at
2:SO this afternoon. Stevens, Ken.
nerly & Spragins company are pre-.
pared to do the plumbing of the city,
and to do II right.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
NEW CAPITALIZED COMPANY
THE ARTIFICIAL STONE AND IN.
PRoVEMENT COMPANY.
VIII Manufacture Stone for Building
Purposes-Have Purchased Prop
erty in city-Maehinery Pur.
chased-lnstalled at Once.

The Artificial Stone and Improve
mcnt company is the last company or
ganized in the city. The company is
capitalized at 100000 of which $4,000
are paid up. The officers are w. r.
Wilmington president; Sidney
suggs, first vice-president; r. Hardy,
second vice.president; r. w Dick,
secretary and c. l.. Byrne, treasurer, !,
J.. X. Marston, general manager
The chief object for which the com.
pany was organized is for the manu-.
facture of artificial stone for build
ing purposes. The company will op-
crate throughout Pickens county.
This artificial stone is new in this i'm
mediate country but is used extensive
ly in all the Eastern cities and many
buildings are constructed of It in
Dallas and Oklahoma City. The ma.
chinery for making the stone has ar.
rived and material to be used in its
manufacture is on the way.
The company has purchased the old
iron store building and large barn
adjoining on East Main street. Hotel,
natatorium, livery and feed barn and
mercantile houses will be built by the
company, besides the plant for the
manufacture of the stone. This stone
has no superior for building houses
sidewalks, cemetery fences and for
use as curb stones. In fact, II can
be used anywhere where stone or
brick is required.
The product combines economy
with durability and ease in handling
It is destined to greatly reduce
the expense of building.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Eren Photourant.R.

T. :. Bedford. the leading photog-
taph,r. has made ARA 1gements With
the following merchants and
others 10y which they Will
give away ahsoi tely free on ,
OF Bedford's free photo COUPONS
with every 1Oc purchase; 500 Of these
coupons will be redeemed by Bedford
with g. worth OF fine photographs.
Spend your money with these people
and don't forget TO call for coupons:
J. B Smart. grocer.
Dr j. H. Nicholson. dentist
purton Peel Dry Goods Co.
n. E. Alien. Broadway carriage shop
T. ~ SvGcgle. baker.
Miss Lillian Collins. milllner
f,aldlaw Lumber Co
Ardmofelte.
Hall g. Hills, furniture.
Tom Roberts. barber
Tarthing & Cooner, merchant tai.
Iors
Thco T.. Coleman, confections, sue
cessor 70 Coleman q Evans.
I J. Ra.nfey, drugs AMI toilo, AZ
does.
W. A. Gillian. meat market. l&w
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Committees.

Finance-R. Hardy. chairman; c.
l.. Byrne, w. F. Wilmington.
Street and Alley-The aldermen for
each ward are the committee for ti,eir
respective wards. with the mayor as
chairman over them all
Pollce.-C. f. Fraley, chairman; j.
s. McCharan, w. T. Gardner.
Fire-W. T. Gardner. chairman; G.
F. Fraley, r, w, Randol.
Waterworks-C. L. Byrue, chairman:
w. F. Wilmington, r. Hardy.
Ordinance. S Mullens. chairman /;
r W. Randol, c. L. Byrne.
Cemetery-R. W. Randol, chairman
w. T. Gardner, ], S. McCbaren.
Sanitary. S. McCharen, chairman
C. =. Fraley. ]. S. Mullen.
Improvement-W, f, Wilmington
chairman; r. Hardy, R. W. Randol. C
l.. Byrne.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Notice to Farmers.

The Farmers Institute will hold a
special meeting at the City Hall in
Ardmore on Saturday, October 3, A
great deal OF business will be trans
acted at this meeting AMI every far
mer will be greatly benefited by at
tending. The farmer needs the knowl'
edge to be gained at this meeting and
the Institute needs the help OF all.
Some noted speakers of Texas will be
with us then. Come to City Hall at
$50 A. NJ.
w. F. WARREN, Pres.
T. NJ. ROBERTS, Rec. Sec. II
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Notice.

We are preparing new telephone
directory and will install telephones
as soon as We are moved to our new
Office All parties wishing telephones
will please place their application at
once in order that their name may ap-
pear m the directory
CHICKAsAw TELEPHONE co.
cost.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

The Robson opera house is near
ing completion. The seats have all
been placed $50 of them on the first
floor and 25O in the gallery. It is ex-
pected that the first show will be put
on next Wednesday night the 30th.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Want More Mules.

| have orders to purchase more
mules this week, and will designate
the Center Wagon Yard as headquar.
ters. will pay the highest market
price for all mules, broke and sound
from 3 to Z years old from IA to 16
hands high, Thursday. Friday and
Saturday. will take your mules
and you can get the cash-Kansas City
prices.
w. f. ROBERTSON,
20-3d&w Buyer.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Day OF Atonement

We, the following merchants, will
close our places of business on the
Day of Atonement, October L.
j. Moss, Jake Bodovitz, George Ash,
Westheimer G. Daube, VIM. Newman,
j. w. Levine. II. Moses, j. N. Barall
julius Kahn, r. Lowenstein, Weiss
Bros, NJ. Muller. d&w.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

Norris & Rowe's big trained animal
shows will exhibit Ia Ardno,e Octo.
Der >, giving two performances at 2
and p. m. The aggregation is the
largest of its kind in America, and
the performance which is given en-
tirely by animals. is a deci ledly novel
character. Almost every act accom-
plished by human performers in a cir.
Gus is successfully initiated by this
wonderful aggregation of small ac-
tors. Some of the principal features
of the show are the trained elephants,
seals, camels, Iimas, buffaloes, lions,
goats, mlrth.provoking monkeys, and
the pretty ponies and dogs that have
delighted thousands during the past
years in all the principal cities of the
United States and Canada A grand
free street parade will be given at II
o'clock on the morning of the exhibi.
tion, at which time the entire com.
pany OF over 500 animals will be seen
all decked out in their gorgeous trap.
pings.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Sale Of Rols d, Arc Posts.

Public notice is hereby given that
the United States Indian Agent, I'm
ion Agency, Indian Territory will
sell at public auction on September 80,
1908, to the highest bidder for cash
about 1000 feet of bois d arc posts,
which said posts are the property of
the Choctaw and Chickasaw Nations,
having been illegally taken from the
land Of said tribes. and have been
seized aud are now in the custody of
the officers OF the United States Gov
ernment The sale of these bois d.
arc posts will take place at Olney,
Indian Territory.
The right is reserved to reject any
and all bids.
Very respectfully,
]. BLAIR SHOENFELT,
United States Indian Agent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
j. WOOD TALIAFERRo,
Funeral Director and Licensed
Enbalmer.

Funeral Director and Licensed
Enbalmer.
Onice open day and night. Only
man IN the Territory who has license
qualifying him to ship bodies OF per-
sons who have died Of diphtheria,
membraneous Group, scarlet fever,
scarlatina, scarlet rash, glanders, an.
lhrax and leprosy, Also ship bodies
Of persons who die with less conta-
gious diseases,
Best line OF collins and caskets in
the Indian Territory.
First door east Of A. +. Jones gro.
Gerry store d&w.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
TanuIed in the Weeds.

John McCharen, clerk for McChar-
en- & Webster got tangled up in some
high weeds near the A. & C. right-of.
way in northwest Ardmore and de-
spite all efforts to keep his equilib-
rum, he fell and sprained his left
wrist very badly Here's a chance
for a damage suit.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

Such an exhibition of skill and
broncho riding will probably neve, be
witnessed in Ardmore again. Friday
afternoon at 2:3O at the ball park six
outlawed horses and ten range bron.
chos will be ridden by broncho riders
of national reputation. 21i
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

The c. o. & G. railroad paid off
here yesterday, and the hearts of
many men, women and children were
made glad The Provence gang was
paid off today in Ardmore.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Benevolent Society.

The officers and members will meet
on Thursday afternoon at 8 o'clock
at the residence of Mrs. A. c. Cruce.
A full attendance is requested,
MS. w. c. KENDALL, Pres,
MRS. A. c. CRUCE Sec.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

II you are fitted out with White
Elephant you have the satisfaction
OF knowing that no one else rides in
better buggy. Sold by Williams,
Corhn & Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Friday and Saturday.

on these two days Miss Baird Will
have on special display select line
OF street and tailored hats in taffeta
silks and felts 2l-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

Everything good from the fiaky rice
eater with the rude Chinese chop
sticks TO our famous Boston baked
beans at the International Tea. 13.tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
CITY GOVERNMENT.
Aldermen.

First Ward-R. Hardy, j. S. Nc
Charen.
Second Ward-J. s. Mullen. G. +.
Fraley.
Third Ward-C. L. Byrne, r. w.
Randol.
Fourth Ward-W. T. Gardner, w
+. Wilmington.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

Anyone who is going to the fair or
expecting to take a trip, to see those
tailor-made silk and moire hats at
Mrs. Surgeons, to be shown Friday
and Saturday. 23-2
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Furnished Rooms.

Nice, furnished rooms for rent, for
gentlemen only. Upstairs at 231 East
Main street.
23-1m MRS. LEE TRUELOVE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Board OF Health.

DR.. J. W. Moffett, city physician;
Drs. 8. s. Carr. ]. w. Smith. Walter
Hardy, Mayor r. W. Dick.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
Builders Hardware.

Williams, Corhn & Co., have the
most complete stock Of Builders hard
ware in the city
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

You get more for your money In
heating and cook stoves at Spragins'
than any other place. He sells the
Leader and the Garland. Can you
think Of better stovesf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23
T. c. BRIDGMAN,
Funeral Director and Embalmer
With w. ]. BROWN.

who has the largest, finest and most
complete line OF cofius. caskets and
burial supplies of any house in the
indian Territory. Calls attended 70
promptly day or night. and satisfac-
lion guaranteed. 1s-1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

Vote for the Benevolent Society for
the Merchants $500 contest. Him.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-09-23

Why pay 2Oc to 25c for fruit trees
when you can get the same trees at
Ardmore Nursery at &c to1Oc? t-oct.15
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-12-30

TURNING A J0KL TO ACCOUNT.



The Rev. Thomas z. Hunt relates In
his Autobiography" an instance Of a
practical joke turned against the jok.
err to the profit Of the intended victim.
Mr.. Hunt was In New FORK, soliciting
subscriptions for a Southern school
One man to whom he applied referred
him to another, saying that he would
subscibe flfty dollars if the second
man gave anything and handed Mr..
Hunt letter Of Introduction. Mr..
Hunt found the second man in his
c0untingroom, surrounded by his
friends, and presented the letter.
The man read it with a smile. writes
Mr. Hunt, and handed it to his friends,
Introducing me and explaining my mis-.
sion. saw that fun was brewing,
lie began:
Il understand that you are collecting
money and that you are a minister OF
the gospel1''
Yes, sir"
well, you preach that men ought to
give of what they have. IL / were to
ask anything of you. you would have
nothing to give but your blessing. Ii 1
refused to take that, should get moth
ing"
Yes, sir. If that was an I had to
give"
&Well, sir. l am a dealer In hard
ware WIN you take this hammer
He handed me very fine one from his
sample case. 1 took 1t before he had
time to draw back, thanked him fog
It, and got him to enter his name In
my book.
There was a laugh, but not on me l
was treated very handsomely by all
present. l did not care about the ham
mer but had my eye ON the fifty dol
lars promised by the first merchant
on condition that I got anything out Of
the hadware dealer.
l went back with the hammer and
the man paid the fifty dollars, but
laughed louder than the dealer IN hard.
ware. It seems that the gIver of the
hammer was a generous. liberal and
social man He gave By the hundreds
10 race-courses. club-rooms and such
things, but not a cent To religious pur-
pose The hammer was his first de
parture The news soon spread that
he had given something for a re =, Ious
institution
The next day. as I was passing down
WAL street, a gentleman addressed me
and asked me to walk IN. Several Of
my friends Of the day before were In
his room. He asked to see my sub
| scription book. as he intended TO sub
scribe. He gave me ten dollars. Look.
ing over my book, he called to his
friends. Here Is the hammer, as Ger.
tain as payday"
They enjoyed the joke. and many a
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1903-12-30
/: Al5S5;::s; } @s
The News ~
Zero mean nothing. but It feeIs &c

Zero means nothing, but it feels ike
something.
Colombia may find that it is not the
gem of anything.
Perhaps the winter is starting in early
so it can be over the sooner.
Reed Smoot is not nervous, as he
thinks he can read his title clear.
Perhaps the explanation is that the
Colombian army stubbed its toe.
Perhaps the idea Of hunting the north
pole is to find a warmer climate.
Chicago has hidden Nine. Patti and
several thousand dollars a fond farewell.
Now the Colombians will have an OPP
portanity to tell their troubles to the
marines.
Life in some of the European courts
must he rather like life in Breathitt
County, Kentucky.
Russian and japanese warships have
been painted gray preparatory to painF
Ing the eastern world red.
However. it takes man with s
strong presumer to presume that tie
postal thieves are innocent
One means OF enecking the spread Of
the divorce mania would be to pat a curt
on the hasty marriage craze.
Where did the German army officer
who is charged with 1000 separate cases
OF c, ielty get time FOR his meals?
Kaiser Wilhelm has denied himself
the excitement 81 having ali those dis.
eases that had been ixed up for him.
Politicians are holding the Hanna
boom in readiness 50 that il anything
Should happen they would only have &C
sut the str.ng.