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Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07

TIE members OF the constitutional
law class who assert that they are in
nocent say that the faculty will not
receive any communications from
them and insist on treating them as
guilty. They refuse to treat with
them on any basis other than in sign
ing the statement prepared by the
faculty which puts them in the light
of law breakers. This they decline to
submit to.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07
FINE CROWD.
Heard Very Fine Rendition of "rhe
Rivals" Last Night at Commencement
Hall.

About eight hundred people gath.
cred in Commencement Hall to hear
Prof. G. E. Neil read "The Rivals"
The entertainment was hugely en-
joyed by the audience. Prof. Neil
was an instructor here five wears
ago during summer quarter and
has many friends in town. The en-
tertainment was one of the best on
the Y. M. G. A. course for the year.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07
ACME BIRTHDAY.
Monday is the Day set for the Celcbra-
IiOn-EYerY body Invited

On Monday the Acme Book Store
will celebrate its sixth birthday.
Six years ago on March 9th the
store was first opened The event
will be appropriately observed and
especial attention given to all who
may visit the store. Cut rates on
every thing will be the rule. Every
one Is cordially invited to call at
their favorite store.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07
Sam T. Jacks Own Burlesoue Co,

The attraction at the local thea
tire next Monday night will be Sam
L. Jacks Own Burlesque Company
In the company there will be found
pretty lot Of female beauty as ever
wore slippers or rouged a cheek.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07

John Wiles has been completely
cured by using Neog a few times.
The Cuban and Filipino's itch is
with US to stay and Neog the only
known remedy is perfectly harmless
and endol sed by the leading sur
geons of the U. S. Army. $l.00
per half pint
WALTER A. MEsTREzAT,
Morgantown, w. Va.
Phone 213.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07
House Burglarized.

The house of j. w. Smith, South
Morgantown, was burgIarized last
night. There are no clues. Some
money, watch and some clothing
was taken.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07
Lackey Horse sale Closed.

Richmond, Ind, March THE
Lackey horse sale at Cambridge City
ts closed The total sale for the week
aggregated 1913 horses They brought
ss0.2S0. an average of $242. The best
sale was Oakland Girl, PAGER, 2:16A
to w, w, Baker, indianapolis. $780,
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07

j. f. HODGES, of the North End
Meat Market, will furnish you the
best chickens, dressed or alive; fresh
country eggs; the best home dressed
meats, beef, pork, lamb and veal; and
the finest oysters In the city.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07
Notice Lots

OF good things for sale in the
window next to Post office. Fine
cakes, pies, home bread, jellies, pick
els, candy and cut flowers. Benefit,
of M. f. church aid society, Satur-
day, March 7th. Come early.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07
PECULIAR COINCIDENCE.
Judge MaxweIl's Picture was Placed
in Room With the Deceased Jugdes
of Supreme Court,

The Charleston Gazette has the
following:
General Oxley, assistant clerk OF
the supreme court of appeals, re-
lates the following incident occurring
a day or so after the arrival of the
Judge Edwin Maxwell in Charleston
to attend the recent session of the
legislature:
In the offices of the clerk OF the
supreme court are hung the pictures
of all those who have occupied seats
in that body, among them being
that of Judge Maxwell. The ar
rangement of these pictures is such
that those of the judges who are
dead occupy places in the main and
IN the connecting offices, while those
living are hung in the office of the
assistant clerk. By some means,
Judge Maxwell's picture had gotten
in the main Office, and that of Judge
Berkshire, who died short while
since, in the room with the Judges
who pre- living.
Judge Maxwell coming in 10 make
social visit, observed this arrange
ment, and in his usual positive nan
ner asked that he be placed among
the living, which was promptly done.
Coming in few days before he was
taken Ill and seeing his picture To-
Gated srequested, he remarked
quite pleasantly, "Well, | see you
have me among the living"
General Oxley said to the Gazette
reporter, ''little did / think then
that wi hin less than two weeks the
judges picture would be draped in
mourning. The Judge appeared in
much better health and looked even
younger than he did fourteen years
ago, when I-served with him in the
state senate"
OF all the judges who have been
members of this court only four be-
sides the members composing the
present court, are living, viz: judge
johnson, dean Of the law school of
the state university; Judge Moore,
who resigned from the bench and
lives retired life on his farm near
Point Pleasant, Judges English and
Lucas, both engaged in active prac-
tice of their profession.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07

Joseph Jefferson's two sons.
namely Joseph Jr., and William w.
are worthy representatives of the
Jefferson name, The theatre. geers
OF this city will undoubtedly witness
the best high-class comedy presenta-
ton ever shown here, when one takes
into consideration that this organi
cation in support of the above stars
is the same that appeared in all of
the larger cities with Joseph Jeffer-
son, Sr. This enterprise has the
sanction and goodwill Of the ac-
neutrality-suspicious. of the Profession"
who wishes the name of Jefferson to
go down to posterity and be honor
ed. "The Rivals" will be seen at
Swisher's Theatre Thursday March
18th. TIE supporting company in
cludes Messrs John Jack, Walter
Ware, Harry Odlin, and the Misses
Ffoliet Paget, Blanche Bender, Jes-
sic Sweet and others, all members of
the original Joseph jefferson Com
pany. Prices so rs ST. 90 $3.50.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07

Go to Posten's next Thursday
and buy 20 lbs graduated sugar
for $l.00.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1903-03-07

20 lbs granulated sugar for 81 90
at Posten's Thursday the 18th.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-06-11
Maiiersnot iiberaQ.
ct. 9ouis nnn llmgegenO anl &enDc.
punft angelangt.
aOS nmO @erwaituus I'm saoolten.

Der Soften auf 80 uno ben materieuen
@erlult auf 3 WilliOnen Dollars fet.
Sn Clifton allein iueroen 100 6abrit=
arbeiter perniBt uno man glaubt, oaB
lte ale tOt linD. Bon gonberie iDur=
ben 13 Sooesfdlle anoenelbet. Der
@an9areshub mar 9eitern 4beno aut
27t SUP eeItiegen uno ltei9t nod
INNER. Ser an ben 8aumpollipin=
nereien anaeridtete S1aoen miro, pie
FOlgt, angessben: gacolet go. ] uHO 2
total serlf6rt; gacolet JtO. 3 erlitten
Tbmeren S6aoen. 10000 Spiuoeln
uno 2200 gBebfiible maren in oieien
Sabriten i'm 8etrieb. Clifton 6abrit
go. 3, in Gonuerie, 81 900 Spinoeln
ruinirt. 0erter Nlhhle, $4,000 Spin=
oeln. 8erter 6abrit, 10000 Spin-
oelu teilmeiie Ssrltbrt. Clifton 6abrit,
$4,000 Spin6eln teilmeiie SerIt0rt.
@lenoale 6abrit erlitt erbeblidt
8erluIte. 9acOlet Waarenlaaer, 250C
8dllen 8aumnole uno 1000 8auen
@arn Serlt6rt. gu gacolet Duroe eiut
SSir6e, Elm Sotel unO cine glnSabl
DobnbduIer 3erit6rt. Ser Sdaoer
an gigentum belduft iib auf $500. 600
Charlotte, e. g., 8. SUM-. =
Bon 5ufapDe, gnoree uHo anoerel
OrlIbaIten i'm 5ieeroifritt bat MAI
nod nidts gsb0rt. 8rei Sriden itber
ipanntsn ole 6lafe smiiden Spartan
burg uno @reeuDille. sic lino bin
tueeeelhpemmt uno Die 9rdbte fin
psrI6@unoen.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-06-11
5t1ttttttter 4S.

entinltiften, unter beltGn0iqem @ebeIle
uno 5hmous9eDebel lie aussuaraben
periu1te. Nls ih Ipdter duf Dem
6eimDeg mieoer our6 Atrisco lam unS
uno bon ben 9euthen, ,,poccO aqua.
b. B. Elm Denig @aHer erbat, bn Ifaun-
ten fie ale NIT fpeiten Gueen ben
vSenor@ . NIT Dem bemalten DberhemD
tDie Gin Wunoer aus elmer au6eru Welt
an. Bon entbufiaitiThen BeOoraDber
uno @eologen batten oiele Raturtinoer
nod uihts gtb6rt.
Auh Die @ipfel Der anoern Qsoel
iinO DerIhiittet, uno Oa, no friiber bielz
leibt, Ipenn aud nidt elm ridtioer
Rrater, fonoern mabrIheinLidl cine
mebr ooer ueniger neite Spafte 3Oo
uno Ber0erben nusgtlpieen, udhif nun
lpdrlid oas @amma=gros auF Dem
bereingewehten uno eetpaIhenen 5ano
uno 3On oes 5ertidr. D1ertmftr0iq
mar aud bel ibnen Die 8inqmauer BON
groBen SaDablOden, tpelde ausIab. nls
bGtten Die Aeite zines alien 9Oltsfanr-
mes he ertra 81 Dem 3mede aufoez
tilrnit um iid 0abinter su berI6ansen
uno Dem Qnfurm BON @inorinaIinaeu
Den legten BiOerltano entgeaensuiebsn.
gntidie0en mooernen 8atums mar
oagegen eire onoere @rIheinunq, bic
meine 9lufmertiamteit auf li6 SOa.
Sab man ndmlid oen abbana oes
oritten Se9els binunter, 10 enfOedts
man. on Die fteile Shoieite elmer tleinen
Baldlttlippe angsIebnt, cine rob aus
6elien I'm Qunorat auF9ebaute er0Bere
uno oiAt oaneben cine tleinere Mauer
bon bOhltens 3-4 6uB 6O6e; Iie Iouz
ten beioe uabri9einlid gorals por-
Itelien, tueIde S6afberoen aum bor=
iibergsbenoen 4ufentbalt oiente, cine
Sermutung, Die iih bel ndberer Bsfi@-
tigung ourd Die LIBERAL berItputt
GoIung ais rintig ermies. SD babe
auf ipdteren grcurliOneH no1 Den
8uItanen oft Die Sbafe ben Abbona
oes 2aDafeloes hinan tltttern uno ouf
ben BaialtFeiTen Die tollten SprInoe
uno 90priOIen MAIDEN Ieben; oann
tOurHlt 9ebeH in oieIe lfarren MaKeu.
(5OrtiesuHg fOIst.)
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-06-11
Qrdiioent RonLrpeIt n pon [ein,


grdHoent ROcIepeIt 1T bon Ieiner
langen Reiie mad Der 8unDesbaupt.
ltaot surtdsetsbrt uuo lentt Jest tDie-
Der bonn BeiBen 6ouie aus 6is @e-
Sdide DER RGtiOn, oeren obe-lfer 8eomz
ter er 1T. lln0 als Sbepoore ROOIes
belt antom. oa mar Die gan3e Bunoes-
bauptltaOt auF ben Bsinen, um ibn su
begriBsn.
Der BraFoent mar elm paar Gage
mehr, dls Stpei Wouote bonn SiBe Der
Bun0esreaierung abneIeno. Wdbreno
oigier 3eit bat er ungefdbr $4,000
19eileu 3uriidgelegt, OrsiunoBwanBig
Staaten beIuht, beinobe 800 Reoen
uno AnIpra6en eebalten, nit unges
sdblteR 9auTenoen eineu 6dnoeOrud
aetaulat unb lit nit allen @hihten
uno Rlahen 0es ameritaniIhen 8oltes
in mebr o0er min0er snge Bernbrun9
sefOmmen. Rod ME bat Elm grdli=
bent Der 8ereinigten Staatsu, pdbs
renb sr i'm Amts mar, cine 10 lanoe
uno erei9nisreibe Reiic eemodt. gie
ober mar audi elm omerifaniIher BIRDS
lioent mebr bonn Slide beounftiot, als
5heooore RooIeOelt es duF leiner melts
lihen 5our mar. @s ging nad Dem
OenorpFOnes Yart, BON oa 3urad nah
| ct. 2ouis, oGnn ua1 Californian,
nab Dem Staate DaIbinqtOn uno al5=
oann quer 0urh oos Qdno nieoer slis
rid nah Dem Nusgangspuntte ieiHer
3eiIe Bdbren0 Der gaussn3our mar
niht Der serin9fe llnfaa gu bersei1-
nen. 3as Bro9ramm, tuelhss Setre=
TOR QOeb I1DH mebrere @ohen bor
Der Abreile ausgearbeitet bate, ge-
langte fat bis in Die fleinIfen Httails
binein unperdnoert 3ur Ausfiibrung.
Der Arst. mel6er ben YrdToenten uno
feline Gdife. etwa breibtg an Der 3abl,
. bealeitsts. bate 70 gut nie gar nihts
/ an tun. ba bic ReiieoeHsn'9aft fih trOB
/ Der tOloHalen 6trapa;en, melde fie
) ourGsumaben bate uno irob Der FOrt=
: tudbrenben flimatiihen MebIel, fort
qeIebt Des beIten Wohlbefinoens erfreu.
] te. Die augDerTpdtun9en uobreno
I Der 9an3eH U1nrt befru9en 3uidnsneen
/ tanm Stpei @tunoen, Elm gldusenoea
3eugniB fiir oos amerifaniihs giisn'
: babntueEsn. Sn leinen Reben une
: anlprahsn bat Der prdTioent 9uBeua
\ be oon DerIdieoeuen @eeenItiRosn be-
4 Iprphen. Seine 6raae, Fiir iuelAe Oas
1 ameritaniIae 8olf fin intereIIiert. Lief
\ er unberiihri. Stets Iprah er Daru
n uno impulIib, allein lslbIt isin'
q 8eaugf ueroen Darams tein politi
!. tiI1es Gapital seeen ibn fhlagen t0nl
0 nsn, llnn In aasa Esinen rsoneriEGsr
n Runogehungsn trat er uns entaeger
lals Der iporubliitiee, hohssFnntt Yo
: triot, Der Enner pieoer Bite beIten unl
!. osrnsbnlffsn EietnI1afteu oss ameri
I IaaiInen Bolisa autrisi gum Qampf
: qeasn oas, mas ibnl fhiehi. niebsil
! uno gamdhiid erIneint. SO In G
!. esnn Egin Wasber, ooB er bon Essrs
!. Iangen Hsiis juridasishrt iif ais cs
!, pstaiidrIae Iebenoe Nmsritauer.
: (germanIa.l
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-06-11

9leue 9engnlhe lsber ose y'orfrefnIds
tsit BON Or. Rings gep Diseooerplaf
e dipiuoIuht, Daffen uuo BeEfdltunQ
trsEfen Inrindbren0 elm. 60 Iaats. y.
g. 3. MeDarlano. 9sntoruille. Na.:
Sd It'll orei Sabre an Bronsbitis ano
oottorse Die gnuae 3eit ebns grfolf-
Dann beqaun ib mil Or. Ging's Neu
Diseonsrp unh einige 6lafhsn babsn
MID n0aig ttriri. sss III ale;sh Ant
geQeu ale 2lngsns un0 0aIsislDsn.
zhlpinoIudt, eunaensut3anouna uao
ejrippe. eiarantiEt poH q. 8 aooueu.
Mpoihstsr Rrnbeflaihea frgl. eaNlurs
UroBe 50e uno Sl 90
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1903-06-11
@o6enS4aa.


Mus stinerl0ftger Aneue mhtpe w
csr 8unossbauptHant berihtet, DAB
SElotteHminiIter Wtooop Iein Ault bo9s
items bis gum 2lblaufe oes leBIgen
Mmtstsrmins oes prdfpenteu 9tooles
reIt bebalteR piro. @r piro iich oaAn
pieber ieiuer YriDat YraIts ais Aos
eotat in Rem 0Ort piomen.
SIN SlotteumiHtiterium Duroen io@
sben bic angsbote fur ben Buu Der bret
neuen, pom lebten &OngreB autorilttz
ten 16,0O0tonuigeH S4laHti9Ifte
.gsinneIota4, rgsrmOnt" uHo saans
las erpffnet. Der G0ntrGftpreis lou
bel teinem Der Drei Sniffe Die Summe
bon $4, ,212, 900 iiberiteigeu. Die orel
neuen Sdiffs iOlIeu bic itdrtiten Der
slOtte neroen. sic Iollen cine Snnels
Iiateit Don 18 Rnoten bic Stunoe ba'
ben unD ibre glrmiruHg fDn fol9enos
Ieiu: Sc bier 3p6lf50aer, a4t Ant5ols
Ter, IL Sieben30lIer, 20 Drei3oaige l4a
Bfinber, a9t giupfiinoer, uno leoes
elne 2n5abl autOmutif4er 9ei4Iss
tleinen 3alibers.
0as ameritaniihe SAld4ti1ift
.&eurIaqe" lift bon Rem Yort nah
aiel 5ur Regatta absefubren, bort bds
europdiI6e @eIhpooer Der BunOess
flotte 3u perItGrten.
Der monatli6e 4usnsis iiber Die
| 8unbesf9ulb Der Ser. Gtdaten beiagt
baB am 29. Nlai am S9luB Der Bu.
reauftunben bu9mdBig (db3ii9lih pee
| RafIenbeitdnbes I'm 8unDesihase) flli
| 81 31O, ,856, $50 8erbiublibteiten Dor'
banben tparen, mas elmer Mbnabme I'm
| $3,247, 1886 Tim Mondt Wlai) glet9'
tommt. Die 8uHoesf6nlo ieBt I'D
folgenbermaBen 5uiommen:
3tnspfli9tige G9uL6en $914. .541. .36(
Seit sS6LIigteit uRoerSinss
licbe S6ulben 7,2l4,9OS
llnDer5insIihe S9uIoen 395, ,10O,67S
: 3uiommen (. $1.316. .856.93t
6ierbsi finb niat sinbesriffel
1858, 762, 1863 in @ertifitaten I'm
G1oBamts Soften, fir peG9e pou
Dedung norhonSeH tit.
aus bem iiingfteH tDO6entIithel
Grnteberfdt bes Aderbau Departs
uexts ging berbor, baB Die Grntsdus
TientgR burh sn Dielen Hegsn tn per
I1iebensn DiFtrittsn ernftIid geihdble
iDureen. SIN Obip Gbale baben fl
n bic grnts 0offnungsu, bic harh
: groBe Sxo6enbeit gel1dbigt Ihisrel
r uunmebr psFentli6 esbefert. g
j. murbe beri1tst, baB In bieiem Joll
x tn ben Der. Gioaisn "a, 907, 900 Acrs
/ Qouoes mii 8ounlrpolr bepflanst mn
b bas heibt l POS, 600 Nrrts mehr al
,s tm porigea Sabre, DER Grnteitau
n beg Haamnolls IN MIR TAI prossl
gsgsH 96 prOseni TIM Juui b. 5.
I'll Das ferris Wheel~. iDelhes esu
N mii eintm aoftenaufponbe bon 1862
O0o fir bic Notwithstanding TN Gp
;. coac gsbaut sn0rben iOar. uun B
n Isbten paar Sabre In Der Woh< b
!. Qineoln port in Chicago Itanb. iit a
Il ber Nuttiou fiir $500 bon siae
n 9r1blsr ols 0Itss GiFeH gefauFi mo
n ben. Die untsrnebmer biibien an be
~ Mobe etfpa $400, 900 eiu.
,9 prdIibent gopIepeIt febrts ppn Il
"a ner WsItfobrt nah MafbiHgion 5nrii
~ ~ Gin 2inepln. 3d., purbs sineGenIdti
boburh beruDr5erufen. bdb man
m Der gl1r Der Chicago &c Mlton Bat
- lpelde AoplspeIt ouf ieinsrQlbreife nc
Dem Often paiIiren fpllte, tine nit 8
), nnmitItongen ansefalIte 6anbInah
4 fdnb. DIE apli3ei bea Dries iit q
8 aebIih iiberseugt. bnB e5 iid I'm e
pl @erinpOruna gegen oas 2sbsn !
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-16
The Vsighr sr Evidence.

First Monkey-Prof. Baboon teliV-
cred quite an interesting discourse
On the question: DO the human
animals think"
Second Monkey-Uhat IS the pro.
tessor's opinion?
First Monke--Well. ne io--n'.
know, exactly He saws they rcr-
tainly do good many things which
Indicate that thev don't.-puck
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-16
ce,reesed y, Ma.

why. iaelIa," exclaimed Mrs.
Worthwa6s. I'm surprised to hess
you talking so ungrammatical. ss<
you just back from Vassar. too.
what DID say. mammal" the bear
tiful girl ask-d. with wonder and sIars
IN Ter big. fawn-iike eyes.
y N aid The wages Of sin is death
Mercy saIes' Don't they teach snJ
better than that in college? voc
should say the wages Of sin are death
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-16

Has the man confessed yeti" asked
the stranger at the iynchiug bee.
We'll, not exactly said the cad
er. He has given us a different oon-
fession every ,ime we string him up
an we're JUS awaitin' patiently till
he gets praoticed np 'nutf 20 give us
de kind o. a confessions we want Got
9 be pertick,er these day. so TIL pa.
pers don't take otfense. Baltidiors
Herald.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-16
In the RIgbt Pfnre Vow

Bill-You say he lost his Job in the
weather bureau?
,,,IsiEnur ID Aaatl.eo muck ts s-4n sus.
them there
What's he doing now?-
"Why, he's writing mp the sdvan
tHges Of a new breakfasts cerraI.--
Youkers Statesman.
Delicate AnaIyNs-
DO you regard Bliggtns IL . nan
Of his world"
Yes, TO certain extent"
"What do you mean BY thst2"
well, You see, Bligg,rs Is ono ~
those people Who don't Ike work. II
he says be is going "a tn something
you are Justified in having your
doubts. but il he says he sn't'going ~
do something Won can depend on him
every time. .'-WashingtoR star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-16

Eve had Just Lrrayed -erse.t n .
yfrdle Of liz caves.
oh, Adam, she cried .cststicAIiy,
Ism this Just ove!y''
Beautiful" ssseniad her snouse.
With l sardouIc g-7n. 'I suppose yOE
are sttired FOR he opera"
Hastily linking IlS arm hers, ie
ed the way o grove where he ptero-
dactyis We're singing N. z Times.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-16

JOHNNY wish my folks would
agree upon one thing and not se-p me-
all the time IN worry.
Tommy-What have they been DOING
now
Johuny-Mother won't let ne stand
on my head, and dad is all the time
tussing because wear my shoes out 20
fast. -Et-Bits.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-16
1s Ss..v~vssIe os.ssese.

After the accident the womaa's mind
~~s made up.
II cannot go 10 the hospital" shs
said
But" urged her husband, "it is the
only thing to do. Modern surgery will
then have its fun swing aud your life
bs<sved."
Nevertheless she was firm.
ut cannot be-" she said. family.
Why, in my whole wardrobe there
isn't night gown worth over s10!'-
Town Topics.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-07-16
sWre Thing waure<a.

When il comes To marriage
wouldn't give thought TO how much
the man love is making remarked
the dreamy eyed girl.
Neither would L. answered the
practical damsei. What would pr
martly interest me would be how much
he had already made. rheres 40 use
taking chances. Tit Bits.
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Delicate AnniYgfs-
4 sense ~ Values.

Mother 10 her seven-year-old SON
William, who has been growing free u
speech BILLY, dear, will give you ten
cents a day for every day younon : say
darn fool"
Harold little brother OF dve, with
superior lir)-Humph. Il darn ,ooI"
is worth ten cents, T guess know
words that are worth quarter -
5Inart. Set.
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''Shut that toor." Followed .he;rnt-
merchant. Where we're rou brought
NJ, sir-in ! sawmlll 80
We'll, IN not sure Is .o hat. -e-
piled the rouug drummer u aonsyed
accents, pressing Doth hands 20 Iis
ears, but II one thing can assure vou-
SIR, and that 3 that | vas not brought
~ n boiler factor. .'-SyracuA-
standard.
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The Doctor-Yes; 7 understand ~taA
ala Jon. You can't sleep. ra&. this
prescription "a The druggist Next
day)--Good morning; yon lork oet;er
to-day. Have you slept wetl?
Prtersen-L.ke Top. 7 feel Ike .
new man.
Doctor-How many sleeping pow-
hrs lid yor tak~'
Petersen surprised tidn't axe
any gave a couple ot hem % he
baby.--Dagbl
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q Reh-t.efte- DnN

LAWYER TO vituesSl Why are you
10 positive, Mr.. Suburban, hat h.
event occurred On the tate you nen-
ton? You might ne mistaken.
Mr.. Suburbsu-ImpossiblP, SIR I
~as The day 7 didn't have 20 10 any
shopping in town FOR my 1vif-.-philA-
6slphia Inquirer.
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"A Chicago woman who IS igurug n
q divorce case complains hat aer aus
band would go days At q time without
spea Nng 70 her"
That's Just .ik. = woman. FouI
never hear of q man going uto court
tor such / thing as hat. Chicago
Recarr Herald.
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HrA Newiywed-Vhat can We buv
baby that will amuse him?
Mr.. Newiywed-oh. anything that
vii mean torture for the rest Of III.
Judge.
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so Billdns has joined the church
at last?"
yep. He concluded that AZ long
az the members Of the church all
patronized his store he might "a yell
get something In exchange FOR the
bazar and rattle tickets he had "a
buy."-RsItimore News.
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Good night" re said. my iittls girl:
Good night. I'm going now:
Good night" he pushed The wavy locke
Back from her upturned brow
Good night. good-by. I'm going now"
He turned 20 go. and then.
He clasped her close. and With a kiss,
Began n All again
N Y. Times
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"Forchen-Hunt is busy these days
trying to think up d scheme 10 eradi.
cate certain Weeds
'Y0 don't mean he's yons in for
gardening
'Oh. No; he's trying TO induce the
dslphiA Press.
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Did they make much money -
tho fnncy tairg''
"Yos, indeed. and all because ths
prices were 20 ,nfair. ir.'-ph;Iadeiphia
Bulletin.
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1T IN when Young man In in love-
remarked the Observer of Events and
Things. that he hasn't u single idea
in his hsa0L'-YoUkexs Statesman.
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Mrs. Hiram Offen-Here. Bridget, zee
how dusty il is under the bed.
Bridget-Yss'm.
Mrs. Hirnm Offen-Haven't 7 IN
pressed upon you that You must sweep
nnder the bedsr
Bridget-Av courss. ma an an how
souid the dust get there if hadn't
swept il under?-PhiIadeiu uhiA PresA
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Mrs. 1enpeciS- ~u-lorrow Will -
the fifteenth IEETersaT- II our
marriage.
Henpeck-Iuu needn't aunt ne
With it.-Detro!t r-se Press.
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Planning AhsNa

Edith-Aertie says she irter 70
learn 20 skate this winter.
Marfe-But she learned ,a2t u gter.
Edith-Yes; but she broke = 30
gugemert to that tellow.-JudEr.
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Mrs. Hatterson-t gave nv hus hanu
Al awful Lecture yesterday
Mrs. Catterson-Did be need Z"
NO. 9at I did."-Llfe.
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"Shs 10 . Daughter Of The ReYolu.
ton
"You don't ssy- could imagius
hsr . M.iden Aunt of the RsyoIu.
ttOn."-Puck.