The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-10

In LIGHTER VEIN
DOM Rusinesg Again.

Doing Business Again.
/ The blizzard whistles wild and shrin.
Inc cyclone makes things whizz,
/ But a congress is q. congress still
The windiest thing there is.
/ The prosecuting attorney Of Breath
lit county Kentucky, Is afraid to at
tend sessions Of court there. evidently
having read some Of the hard things
the papers have been saying about thai
p region.
/ But how Is the world to know how to
act during the period the kaiser is un-
able to talk2
Almost everybody we know viii join
with the clerical press of Mexico in
hoping the United States does not alb
sorb Latin America We have trouble
enough as it is.
The party Of parties that sent the
steam launch to capture Bocas del
TOrO must have anticipated that the
place would offer a desperate resist
ance.
Without pretending to speak for the
whole country, we can assure Russia
that its belief that the United States
is unfriendly toward it is true so far
as the Jewish Americans are concerned.
The fact that Peter N1aher ,did not
quit until the fourth round does not
add TO the fighting laurels Of Jack
Munroe, the Butte miner
Even yet the machine apparently has
failed to grasp the fact that the people
OF salt Lake are tired Of it, and siren
uous efforts are being put forth to keep
some Of the machine men on the pay
roll.
The raid on the gambling houses is
an indication that the good old DAYS
Tor the sports are about over
Barnyard advices are to the effect
mat leading turkeys, taking into con-
sideration the uncertainties of life at
this season, are busy settling up their
temporal affairs.
statesman's idea Of It.
What is your opirion on the Pan
anna situation inquired the cCnstitu-
Il think it is situated on the head"
answered the statesman, promptly.
II beg your pardOn2"
II say, think If is on the head"
BUT ] mean the isthmus, you know"
The tsthmus2 What's that?'
Why, Panama is an isthmus. you
know"
Parama is an issmus, you say. I
thOught 1t was n kind of hat I don't
know what think Of it then. Wait un-
say"
The milk in the cocoanut is now re-
vealed to all. Senior Philippe VarfUa.
minister plenipOtentiary and envoy ex-
traordlnary of the republic Of Panama.
mas arrived at Washington and is ready
10 oegin canal negotiations Immediately.
1t is not surprising for us to be told
mat the concession to the Panama
Canal company is held by the state de-
partment to be stiH in force.
. Congress viii be glad to learn that
the president will find it unnecessary.
unless he cares to do so. to go to cor
gress for further legislation to authorize
the construction of the Panama canal"
Announcement having been made that
Russia and Japan have reached a
peaceIul settlement We may expect to
near OF war cloud in the far east
any day now.
Again we learn that King Peter Of
Servia is not about to abdicate. Did
the king beat the army to his cyclone
cellar or did the army's arnnoInirion
prove defective?
If a train had not happened to fail
INTO it Sunday it is likely the old Erie
canal would have been forgotten en-
-rely during the excitement Drelfm-
mary to digging a similar waterway
through Panama.
me striking Colorado coal miners are
said to have plenty Of money. go +bst
there appears to be no good reason
why they should have kept at work.