The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-03-27
NATIONAL PHANTOMS
GHOSTS THAT HAUNT TIE UNITED
STATES CAPITOL.


Told by One OF the Old Guards.
Like most repositories of good stories,
the ancient man who has spent dec
AIDES as a guard in the capitol in Wash
ington did not yield up the fullness of
his narratory riches without Il struggle.
''Its unpleasant to be made a mock
Of by the skeptical," he protested. do
you believe i'll ghosts, young man?"
eff answering in the affirmative be-
gets an interesting tale, do" returned
the writer.
We'll, starting on the premise that
you do believe to some extent in the
supernatural, will admit you to my
confidence" resumed the old guard,
and here goes for the authentic yarn
Of the spooks that haunt the nations
capitol:
In the long, monotonous watches Of
the night innumerable are the spooks,
hobgOblins and the eerie, vapory
things which glide from the shadowy
hooks and crannies Of the intangible
nowhere to people the capitoPs vast
stretches of darkness. Of course you
know of the extraordinary acoustic
freaks which obtain in many parts Of
the great building-how a whisper, a
breathed word at one particular point
is audible at another scores of feet dis
tant? Yes. Now, at night these acous-
tic spirits simply go mad. Where they
by day were pygmies they expand into
giants, and a whistle, sudden sound.
a football, resolves itself into a pan
demonium.
weird. terrifying noises beat upon
the eardrums of the watchmen as they
pursue their lonely patrols through the
seeming miles of corridors. and then
the spooks, the shades of the nations
great. the astral bodies Of those that
toiled in obscurity for the nations good,
dodge the watchmens step, some
grand and awful in their speeches.
dignity, some creeping humbly about
in apologize silence, some laughing.
some sobbng. but all Of them horrible
-horrible.'
The old man paused to muse.
do you know" he said. breaking
into his own reverie explosively, FEB.
% is a date dreaded by many Of the
capitol night guards? 1t was on this
day, in 1S4S, that John Quincy Adams
died in the chamber of the house of
representatives, now Statuary hall.
where the exact spot is marked by a
brass tablet. Promptly at midnight
on every anniversary of his death the
shade of John Quincy Adams appears
in a sort of phOsphorescent glow over
this brass tablet. Oh, dozens of guards
have seen it from time to time as we'll
as l, and | can refer you to many Of
them for affirmation of my assertions.
"Once over the spot the shade begins
to gesticulate. after the manner of a
member addressing the house. Then.
all of a sudden, the fine face becomes
distorted and agonized, the gracefully
waving arms fall convulsively, and
down sinks the shade with all the
movements of an expiring man. Then
the phosphorescent glow fades away.
and the ethereal effigy dissolves.
"But, although lost sight of, it's pres
ence is still made known by the 'clump,
flop, clump, flop of invisible foot
falls departing down one Of the long
vacant corridors.
stranger than this is the ghost of
the entire congress of 1S4S, which ap-
pears il vigorous if spooky session ev-
cry once in awhile in Statuary hall, the
old hall of representatives, as | have
nrnviOISlv v1y n6 Inc Inf
spirited, are the debates; energetic to
the bursting point Of vehemence are
the silent political dissensions Pro-
voked by q doubling Thomas, a mem
Der Of the capitol night watch several
years ago made affidavit that he had
seen this ghostly congress in session.
Yes, he was a sober man and true.
1.-THE shade of General John A. Lo-
gan is frequent visitor at the capitol
Almost every alternate night at half
past II o'clock this ghost materializes
at the door Of the room occupied by
the senate committee on military and
militia. Silently the door swings open,
and out steps the looming and lumi-
nous presence. to stalk in stately dig
This is a favorite phantom with the
guards. Its conduct is exemplary.
Then there is the shade Of Vice
President Wilson. who died in his room
in the senate end Of the capitol, you
will recall. Its peregrinations are few
and desultory. When it does come,
there is always an expression of con-
Germ and self absorption in the ghostly
face. The movements of the vapory
body are restless and hurried
All of the older members of the
night watch are we'll acquainted with
Vice President Wilson's apparition and
never fail to salute it. although. truth
to tell, the shade remains haughtily IN
different to their Difference This spook
rarely fails to put in an appearance
when the body Of a dead legislator or
statesman of national renown is lying
in state in the capitol.
Deep in the subcellar vaults spooks
of lesser magnitude revel in hordes