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The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-01-22

The sensational case against
chavez. charged with the muir
der 81 Nr Allen, which took
place 70 Tampa last week result.
ID IN a verdict for the acquittal
Of the defendant.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-01-22

a neglected cough or cold may lead to
serious bronchial or lung troubles. Don't
take chances when Folsy's Honey and
Tar affords perfect security from serious
effects OF a cold. Sold by ID G Smith.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-01-22

This thing Of public officials
resigning is becoming quite com
mon in Florida. The two latest
heard from were the sheriff Of
Levy county and John II. Cald-
we'll, treasurer Of Hamilton.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-01-22

Jim Tillman used his little gun
on big editor and Ben Tillman
jabbed bis pitch fork into AttOr
ney.GeneraI Knox. all in the
same week. Verify the Tillmans
are dangerous people.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-01-22

President Roosevelt has sign.
"a the biz su7Deadiug the duty
N caaI ard nov perhaps. the
peoBle n the frozen north and
west may have az opportunity to
thaw out.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-01-22

y. Pearson Oif Company has
found or ~ e depth Oft nearly tgo
ID .s-.' feet rear SurtcEyi!le.
The WeiI .s rot g1saeT and Il
will ~ necessary ~ pump the
hnid ont.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-01-22
To cu-r A oeaarn On DAY

Take Laxative Brouo QUiains Tablets.
All druggists refund the nOoey IL il
tails 10 cure T. W. Groves slgu sture
n on each boz. &c.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-01-22

Or thanks are again extend
20 fv Senator Tasiz.eTo for
anJ'nc- patch ~. ~a.ul5le Pl5lic
dC-LM-Dts.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1903-01-22
-raBrs sNTTF E!l.er.

rrrE SOW EyvF srG.l
W4.aso-, b .ar..s-
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
Anahnffe Arftfk.

Mr5t: .Das beutise Mtttassz
rHahl bat meiue junse Grau felbit be-
rtitet, tpie fanbet Du es benn91-
Greunb: n96re etnmal, bet Deiner
9roben prayis bait Oh es bod eisente
ti9 ntdt nDtbig. Dir BON Deiner iuns
gen Brau Detne Greunbe gu p%attenten
fp9en gu lafen."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
9urnoristisches
BnHhuH.

o.: .Wie sefaaen Sbnen bieie golz
benen Observation-Disclosures : s.:
v@robarttg, mte miifen bic erft ouf
reinen Mani9etten %ausieben!!4
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
Gtu a1ffftk,ss,

Grau: r10rit mann. 9u pirf
10 Ianse fortfaufen, bts es gum duff
b0ren au fpdt tft!--M n: 80
Hein, i'd bah ben Doftor s'fragt. ala
i9 meinsr 2eber tpegen BET Inn mar,
pb e. bvt mir nidt fdon gu fpdt CUR
Glprtebr fei. un6 er fuete mir: gu fpdt
1T eS mel"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
9emtidJe ateiOenS 9rnderei.

aae Grten bon Drudarbeiter pers
ben in oeutider, eneliider uuo ipa=
niiber Sprabe fem uno LAUDER 81
mGBigem BreiIe auseefhbrt. 5pecis
alitdt: Druid BON Stntuten, 8erlu=
bungss, 9eiratbs< uno @~eleeenbeitss
Rarten. Nuf Nnfraae meroen SEQ.
ftenanihldee geliefert.
Wic Eenaa.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
a~Dnrrd,Iuu s,.r @utr.

(9eim G%iibneamt.) 49, ie haben
ben Serrn etn .Rinbbieb' senannt;
ipollen Sie ben Musbrud ni9t 5uriids
nebmena4 = .Reinenfals!1 .Nun,
bana taufden Sie ibn bod ~tpentgftens
9egen etnen milberen Nusbrud Elm
bteueidt .DummfOpf' ober bergleis
men!~
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
Dns @tuntkin0 In Der Cont
ftrerfrfTdfp.

rDie gier iinb aber re9t flein, 9err
mtrtb, bic baden sic pobl gu r II
aus benz Neft genommen2"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
Mlst.tes aaaiBnernaunutB

8 m e: ,Mtr piirben 70 germ
Shren lieben Rsffen BEL uirs bebaI>
ten, aber sic feben, ptr finb 10 be-
i9rGntt % 9: nQ9, bas
mddt bod nt9ts. Saniel 1T aud ni9t
her @ef9etteite."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
MnI+pa. GttrnhI.

q. G6pdrmerifd ) Die aiebe 1T
bod In Der Shot cine gDttlide
Glamme."-v9etratbe nur, barn bait
Bu bte n0thtge 2idtpubfdeere."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
Gtft Offer.

rMa9te Der Rommer3ienratb Jbnen
Gnnisrietetten BEL Der 8etperbung um
felpe 2arraa4- .aeinespegs; tOir Itnb
glei9 hdnbelseinig gefpprben."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
Annuttrnh.

HettIer: sd bite untertbG=
nigft I'M etne tleine unteritiibuns!1-
BANTER: r5reder 4erl! Mdrf4!
Rpmnnen sic, penn Ste bruu4en i
arnhe unterftibung!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
@tnBremfter.

Mathin CUR Grad zines be-
rlbua&tt Werthetbtgers): rDetn Mann
ge4t pobl gana tn feinem 8erufe auf24
AID ia! Gs 1T fdredli4, BET benz
f6ngt Der Menfd erit beim M0rber
arl7
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
Gf,s #d1.uersu6thrr.

nNun, sndbtges GrduIetn, biibf9es
geburtstaeseefdent betoutmen9D-sO
ia, Serr Waron-t9 babe etnen Slilgel
befpmmen!"-.Wur efnen2"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-07-17
Observation-Disclosures.

profefor Ger fNon Dffers
fHle4te Mtl9 gum Morgenfaffee err
td1ter): Die Mil9, mein lieber 9err
Mtrtb, lit iiberhaupt Der buntelite
puutt in Shrem aaffeel"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

puf1erinK farmer to deal with some roh-
yn,1 who had been depredatlns upon Ills
hen houso. The spprt OF fox hunting until 9
docs not requirc the Introduction of5any
other weapon than the teeth of the fox
hounds. s3 N .s t
one OF the monthly magazines not long
nnn published All account Of Il fox hunt
in which number Of English officers
we're once engaged. In their eager pur--
sult they chased the fox Into the French
lines. Some Of the French officers, VINO
had been watching the hunt and were
likewise absorbed II the chase, joined II,
1t and away tho riders Of the two armies
went, passing tho lines time and again.
After awhile one Of the French OIL
Gers who did not know "the rules OF
thc game" ovcrtook or met up with the
fosSa,,d drawing his sword killed 1T much
ia the clngrin Of MI tho other hunters.
The rror follow soon found himself
frowuat, down upon and snubbed. but
for his part he could not SEQ wherein
his offense lay. His idea was that It
they wanted to kill tho fox the quicker
II was done the better 1t would be. The
writer in the New York paper, aforc-
said seems to have been imbucd with
similar views.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
SATURDAY, DECEMBER IL. 1908,
Duty to the State.

In the debate in the Senate of Virginia
yesterday in the additional appropriation
for the Improvement Of the Capitol build
ing. Mr.. Wickham, chairman Of the FL
nance Committee, took notice OF some
expressions made on the floor, and indi-
Gated a desire, which was understood to
be almost purpose, to give UP the
Craftsmanship of that committee.
4 Mr.. wickham is esteemed not only In
the Legislature, but out of it for his
ability and his valuable services In
guarding the States interests. He has
made a study of the finances Of the State
End 1t IS no reflection upon any other
member OF the Legislature Of either
branch to say that no man better UNDER
stands the financial condition OF the
State or more efficiently defends her IN
5terests than Mr.. Wickham. This knowl-
edge. and ability, coupled with the OPP
.rortunity afforded the chairman of the
Finance Committee to uss them for the
good of the State, constitute duty in
Mr.. Wickham to continue his services.
Mr. Wickham would have to change his
name before he could ignore his duty.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
Advertising.

At the annual banquet of the Agate
Club of Chicago, on the 9th instant. Mr..
Albert A. Pope, president Of the Pope
Manufacturing Company. Of New York,
said that the failure Of the American
Bicycle Company was duo to the fact
that 1t ceased advertising at critical
timo.
A great de.nl of money has been wasted.
in advertising, but. on the other hand,
advertising in certain lines OF business
is as necessary as any other means OF
success. Advertising Is now one Of the
fine arts, and happy the man who under
stands it. All that any business man
needs to sell his wares is to attract the
publlcs attention. If he sells dishonesty,
if his goods do not come up TO represent
tation, the public will find him out by
and by, and cease to do business with
him. But IL he can get the public ear,
and II he honestly does what he promises
In his advertisement to do, his fortune
will soon be made.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
DR.. Pages Availability.

Atm dinner, given in,New York several several
nights ago by tho Southern Society, ref
erence was made to the Booker WASH
Ington incident" Mt the White House,
whereuron DR. Thomas Nelson Page OF
virginia, said that It was Mr.. Roosevelts
first mistake in that direction. and he
thought that 1t should be forgiven
1t Is a very beautiful thing to- forgive,
but forgiveness implies repentance. II
MIR. Roosevelt had come out and &c
knowledged his error in setting this
example OF social equality between tho
races, If he had made any sort Of apol-
ogy for the blunder, II he had said that
he did not believe IN social equality.
the sout h might have forgiven him. But
Mr., Roosevelt has vouchsafed no such
explanation, and no such apology. On
the contrary, our information is that he
streni,ously defended his course, and was
indignant when some Of his friends took
him to. task. 1t will be time enough for
tho South to forgive hin, when he asks
for It.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
The 'rilnes-D| IL.
Published Daily nt1d Weekly
4 AZ No. a North Tenth Street,
/ t7Ichn onu. Va, Entered janu.
AIRY 81, 1908, at Richmond VA
4 a second class t,1atter, under
4 AZ. 81 Congress Of March 8
i 1879.

The DAILY TIMES. DISPATCH Is 500
AZ 2 cents copy. J.
a The SUNDAY T1NiES-DlSPallCii -
sold at s cents copy.
@$s Tic DAILY TIMES DISPATCH & ~
cents a month: $500 year.
$3.50 FOR six months; $3.50 for three
months.
III The SUNDAY TIMES DISPATCH by
Il mail $500 a year.
S# The DAILY TIMES DISPATCH. IN
Guiding Sunday. in Richmond and man
chester, by carrier, IL cents per wecR VI
80 cents per month
The SUNDAY TIMES. DISPATCH by
carrier s cents per week.
The WEEKLY TIMES DISPATCH "a: GA
i 81 LOO a year.
All Unsigned Communications VIII o0ee
rejected.
A Rejected Communications Will not DC
< returned unless accompanied by stamps
Uptown Office at T. a. Ml''er'o' NO.
SIC East Broad Street,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
Bloodhound Evidence Rarrea

1Nrom the Ncbraskn SLHte JV INV r ~
George ~. Rrott. q Sem Msn1 en Huun' "a
S1es q ys s4sEsrHh lie apa
si'u tSs grouad hat the tsstlmTHh s
1endant ,, ates lie testlmony Of tIo hl9od-
iaSssas aPa M " c sanstta
and that 10 WIS meet His sccusers face "a
,onal ap rdEhtt 70 'e CROSS ss examine them l!s
lasa a at the tezt aDpf Fl a 81.
WAS not adm1ssipl Gus |, aimed led lis conten-
pLeme n T9 puuyyters ed ana relnanded the caso
,op new dhegsb II au9tIh aa Was sot;
lowed trail IRON , VIC si Brott lived
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
Fox Hunting.

A writerin New York paper, discuss
Ing fox hunting in Kentucky, says that
In those native hunts" few men have
generally shot good many foxes" Wo
are not acquainted and dare say Ken
tucky is not, with that sort Of fox hunt
Ing. We have only known Of 1t In cases
whore !, became necessary fug !. long
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

New York newspaper referring to
The fact that Miss Helen Gould has Of
fcred prizes for essays on the three
leading versions of the English Bible
The Douay, or Roman Catholic version,
the authorized, or King James version
and the new version-snys that thousands
of people never have realized that tho
Bible they read Is IA translation. EVEN
Dom Paul Kruger, once pres dent of the
Transvaal Republic. is said to have We
hcmcntly and Indignantly denied that the
Bible lsa read was translation" His
belief was that that Bible was written IN
Dutch, and that Other versions were
translutions
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
Don't be Delinquent.

The smaller the electorate III any city
or county the; more weight ones vote
cnrries. Remember that! Also remem-
Der that you can neither vote in the
Democratic primary election nor in the
regular election next spring unless you
have paid your poll tax. If you fall IN
that you are DISTINGUISHED for that occa-
sion Keep that IN mind and go q once
to the office Of the city treasurer in the
City Hall and pay him the sl,5O You owe
the Commonwealth.
There's going to be red hot" munic-
lpal campaign here In 1904 and II you are
man Of patriotism and spirit y,u will
want to take part. Therefore, see to II
that you are not returned delinquent.
Act to-day,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

Father Joints Medicine is guaranteed
e cure any cough, cold, throat g O. lung
since i, was prescribed for the late Rev
-, John o'liriell. % LdweIl Mass BY
Medicine is Tor sale By Owens Il Minor
Erug Co, l0l7 u. Main St. City DRUG,
store, o liA n Mali S.. Peoples psr,t .,55
Pharmacy 9oi N. FIFTH ST.. Pine Street
thai1nacy, S3i s, Pine ST., East Fhar-
macy. 2C0l Yenable st,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
DemocracY's Chance.

The opposition in the Republican party
4 to President Roosevelt becomes more and
more pronounced. His enemies are be-
coming more and more bitter towards
him. and the fight on him from certain
quarters IS terrific. The New York Sun.
(which is supposed TO- represent large
financial interests in New York, is leading
in the opposition, and has recently en-
deayored to show that the President Is
4 corruptly associated with Governor Odell,
OF New York The Sun says that Mr..
Roosevelts downfall will be greater than
his worst enemies could have hoped for,
and that Roosevelt and Odell have al-
ready destroyed the Republican party in
New York.
q Yesterday the New York Herald printed
a story from its Washington corrcspon-
dent in effect that leading financlers in
New York, including J. P. Morgan. J. J.
Hill, E. il. Hartman, ]. d, Rockefeller
and George Gould recently sent a repre-
sentative TO President Roosevelt to asccr-
tain If an amicable understanding could
4 UOl no dlIlSG GU JthN.. ~ NV iiiSt' aoA
whom he spoke were anxious as to the
future of commerce and finance III the
United States. They had no fear Of any
thing the President might do during the
coming year, saying frankly that they
thought the President would feel CON-
strained to adopt a conservative policy
" till after the presidential election. What
they were particularly anxious about,
he explained, was the course of the Pres.
ident after no had acquired his second
term and the restraining Influence of the
need Of going before the bar Of public
opinion at the polls had been removed.
Was it not possible for the President 10
give tho New York men some assurances
as to his policies during his second ad-
minstration? Could he not give a pledge
that nothing should be done which should
destroy business confidencc--n promise
TO abstain from action at home ani
abroad. which might have disastrou:
n effect upon the commercial world?
The correspondent further states tina
Mr.. Roosevelt declined to make an!
promises whatsoever to this representa-
tive; and, II that story be true these me.
are now the sworn enemies of Roosevelt
The Chicago Tribune recently came GU
In a strong article against tho President
and more recently 1t was stated tina
President Roosevelt had cnraged the Re
publicans OF Ohio by having confer
ence with Harry Gordon, Of Cincinnati
young man who has not lived IN tn
State many years. and who according t
W the Ohio congressman. knows PRACTICAL
nothing of the political situation in tn
State.
There are many other evidences Of th
hostility to Mr.. Roosevelt, and there
no doubt that "a powerful movement is o
4 foot 10 Gust him and to nominate eithe
Hanna or Frye. But we stlll believe tina
# Mr.. Roosevelt Will be nominated, and "
d still believe that IL the Democrats al
wise in making platform and selecting
nominee they will have u splendid oppo
tunity to win in 1904.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
OF HUMAN INTEREST;
STORIES OF TO-DAY.
Trackless Trolley,

prominent racing man, according to
iiarper's Nv, Weekly safls tells the following
as pocket ielI III On the ,o eyo Of Id IN
Tor the horse which he had entered for
the event Locking abont for f boS
who was thoroughly familiar with Spit
nre's ways. would MI the bill very ac'
"N0W. you must be careful" he warned
him. to use Arizona as a PAGER; he IS 2
wonder and will lead the rack; follow him
closely until just before the fnlsh-don,,t
russ him under any circumstances until
you get within few lengths Of tho line:
then let Spitfire out for all you're worth"
The capitalist paused in his recital ana
turned his cigar meditatively In his fin
gers. , ~
''Wcll. did he obey your instructlons?"
asked one Of his listeners.
YES answered the owner. TO the
letter. He kept just behind Arizona until
thay were almost at the finish line, and
then he spurted ahead In great shape,
tut, ultimately there We're four horses
ahead of, Arizona"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
DAILY FASHION HINTS.
cHlLp's DRESS.

New designs In dress for the little folks
arc warmly Welcomed, and the quaint Ut
tie frock shown here will find many ad-
mirers. The foundation Is made on a
yoke, hence the use Of the largo collar
is optional. Tho pointed collar Is quite
deep and comes over the sleeve IN cap
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
Essay on Hens.

A boy who was required to write, an
essay on hens produced the ,followlnE:,
''llens is curious anlnlals they s don,t
swallow their whites whole. and chew
1T up. in their crops Inside OF en-, The
outside Of hens Is, generally put Into pil-
CT q hen Is sometimes filled with marbles
and shirt buttons and SIGH a hen Is very
much smaller, thar. a, good many other
plants than anything that ant a hon.
liens is very useful TO lay eggs fol plum
ruddings Hens have got wings ana can
iien's head With q Ratchet and It fright
cned her to DEATH t
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
Personal and General.

Dr.. Charles II. Dabney, president OF
.hc University of Tennessee has been
rendered the presidency Of the University
of Cincinnati. He is Il graduate OF the
University OF Virginia..
Bishop dames Addison 1ngle, of the
protestant. Episcopal Church, has jnst
died in Hankowl China. lie was tho
youngest bishop In the American church
ana had been in China several years.
Madame lola, widow Of the novelist,
who Is spending the winter in Rome, re-
Gently sa.d ""rhe announcement of tho
near prospect of the revision Of the pley.
tus trial has brought to me the greatest
happiness OF my lifc.'
Elise McLaurcn. daughter of Sir Charles
McLuuren, and Margaret Hunter, aansh-
land who arc now on IL tour OF TINS
country, were presented to President
Roosevelt on Tuesday,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

Nine. Noidica. the sweet singer, has
begun suit for divorce f,'om her husband,
zoltan polme. This is la.r second venture
In matrimony, and the second time she
has figured in a divorce suit. She began
suit against husband no, in 1887, but
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
Inside the BreastWorks.

out Come along with your criticism, At
tack our officers II YOU dare. We are
ready to defend them. We were once,
quiet because we did not want to, alarm
officers, but to-day we are prepared for
tho greatest possible publicity,-Og,len
UJtnH Standard .H
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
INAUGURATION ADDITIONAL PULL
NAN SERVICE,

sEABoARp AIR LINE RAILWAY,
on December 9Th the seapoara VIII IN
augurate through Pullman an service on no,
ra ~ Fla, reservations can be made
lby applying 10 81. A. T. office, $50 East
Main Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12
RECTOR OF ST, LUkE's.
Ashhurnham, ontsrlo, Testlfles to the
Good Qualities Of chamberIaln's
Couah Remedy,

AsHBURNHAAl, ONT, April is, 1903
think it Is only right that should tell
you what q wonderful effect Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy has produced Tho
day before Easter was 50 distressed
with a cold and cough that did not think
to be able to take any duties tho next
day, as my voice was almost choked by
the cough. The same day received an
order from you for q bottle OF your Cough
Remedy. at once procured "a sample
bottle, and took about three doses of tho
medicine. TO my great relief tho cough
and cold had completed disappeared, and
T was able to preach three time on
Easter Day. know that this rapid and
effective cure was due to your Cough
Remedy. | mako this testimonial without
solicitation. being thankful to have found
such God sent remedy. 4,
Respectfully yours
E Il. A. LANGFELDT, M. A.,
Rector Of st. Luke's Church,
This remedy is for sale by all druggists,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

We are a great nation and no mistake.
When we chaperone n little chick OF
republic the big nations, even Russia,
hasten to recognize It.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

Farmvllo, II town that has for some
time past been prohibiting. by accident
has called for, Il dspensnry election, and
took particular pains to call for It be-
fore Christmas, too.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

','Pnnamenos" is the latest out. and
they say that is what they call them
selves; but how they get at it we do not
know Ed -.-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

The good, old, smooth bore who holds
The gavel In the United States House
Of Representatives occasionally fires off
a joke.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

Tho Danvile grand Jury Is learning a
lot about how prohibition prohibits ana
some few things about how it does not,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

We don't believe General Macarthur
said 1t, but If he did he ought to be
sobered up or court-martialed.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

Professor John Dill Robertson, at re-
cent meeting of n. learned society in Chi
cage, laid down the proposition that
when people lcawo Off bathing there will
be little or nothing for the doctors to do"
There. did you over hear Of any such
thing! "Pneumolia colds and hundreds
Of Ills result from the foolish habit OF
washing the body" adds the professor.
The doctor cited the case of an Eskimo.
brought from Greenland to Boston. who
had never been Ill In his life. He was
given a bath, contracted pneumonia. and
died In two days.
No doubt imprutlence in bathing has
caused some deaths. but neither the med
lcal world nor tho general public will
readily accept Robertson's dirty doctrine.
=============
The Baltimore Sun says 1t Is apparent
to every candid and unprecedented person
| who reads the reports from the various
counties of Maryland In the senatorship
contest, and who Is In contact with the
people OF Baltimore. that the Honorable
Isador Rayner has the majority OF Demo-
cratic votes for United States senator"
And 1t appeals to Mr.. German to see to
It that the wishes Of these people are
| not thwartcd or their rights ignored by
the politicians,
That reads very much, indeed, as
though Mr.. Rayner has the people With
him, but isn't by any means sure of the
influences that control the caucus.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-12-12

before n decision was reached he dis
appeared and was never afterwards heard
from.