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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

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ragaF i annpsleaeIa ID seAFaslaals
.een II saslaB III Ha siag&nlafo es psKIa-
aleaFls aanlalsgaald pablaa.
DapM lientr rlel interior
- NJ raas @cgslrn - koka0s
al Corn sInsaado eS ag0 @n 80
saos lps va uAla sst
OepaF aleEfnt
El hech0 de haberae n0mbTado, por
la ofieina de 0braa FlbIieas, CSC
l5res nteas pafM aasarnp pefsar plazas ae
inQenieFos. susEtav vando estes. ms-
r9ce fjar til at0nci6n de Eoa que tiennn
81 deber De velar por Ii hnena aarcha
de ID administration, T por IA acertatla
inversion de Ias sunas Important
que 6 II construction conservation
de carreteras Sc destinan on el presu
puesto de IL isla.
No hay persona naedianamente ilns1
trada, Que pnada aeeptar Que TN So,
breakante anstiknya & an ingenierO en
sus funci0nes; N men0s afan ri 50 tiene
en- cuenta ane nuehOs de esos sObres-
tantes deben su nombramiento al fa-
vor, v NO han demostrad0 en m exa-
men su aptitud para 81 desempefIo del
cargo.
Is indudable que 81 & IN ingeniero
SO lie pagan 1900 pesos de suicide
anual, y 4 nh sObrestanta 100: v 10
nombga este para raelnplazar aquel
en cate6oTfa suicide. se perjudica al
TesorO p6blicO, 0blig6ndole & pagar
81. 080 por los services de un enplea
do one solo tiene derecho q cobrar 100
pesos. Es pagar 81 eobrs Al presto del
orc, v La p0rcelana oTdinaria del AL
corcin ell precio dc Ia porcelana fina
de Sevres. rs que Sc quiere al fren-
ia de las obras un personal incompe-
tente que cumpIa ciegamente instruc-
clones que reciba2 SEs falta de capa-
cidad v de instruction tecnica en- 81
Superintendent, que no le permite
distinguir entire un ingeniero " un
sobrestante2
Sc explica que ell Comisionado del
Interior, que es un complete lego en-
los ramos de su importante Departa-
mento, ell mas tkcnico de t0dos. 0rdene
la destituci6n de I'm ingenIero y ell Coz
locar en- su lugar un sobrestante. eff
cazmente recomendado, q fin de que
cobrara un mayor sueldo; pero no SO
explica que oil Superintendente de
Obras p1blicas, 81 es ingeniero. y tiene
conciencia de su responsabilidad como
Jefe, acepte tai imposition.
Es un NAL que al frente de los servi-
clos tecnicos Sc pongan hornbres que
deban su cargo solo al favor; porQue
tales hombres no son Gbres Y vienen &
ser instrumentos del superior que los
nombra, attn en- las misnas cuestiones
t6cnicas que ellos mismos son los 1ni-
cos que pueden informaf Y resOlver.
Esas incomprensibles destituciones
del personal, y los hechos en- que ha
sido demandado Ell Pueblo de Puerto
de Puerto Rico acusan desorganizaci6n
en- uno de los mis- importantes ramos
de la administration; una mala in
version del dinero del contribnyente
esquilmado, quien no paga 10 que real-
mente Yalen los servicios, sino, acaso,
10 que necesitan los que nos gobier-
nan, contra voIuntad, para ofrecer
gales y prebendas & sus protegidos.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
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Octal9re A En- nuestras ftlklnaas nc~
ticias dAa 28 en donds habl6 Eaas ke la
en nferSnedad Us In Srsa aaEAela ag-
chan, Que Va sc encuenEra c0napleta
raaenkA knana anaib times aa 1eeir AiGa s0-
bre III grave enfernaedad del alcaEfle pc
dkna0 den Jes0s Aeeyeaos 81 que sa
llallA ya fuern de cuidato debido 4 lA
ssidua asistencia del reputable Doctor
Blazquez.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
COLEGIO De INGLES

Los j6venea que deseen aprender &
hablar v escribir correctamente ell in
giles en- muy POGO tempo, deben soli-
citar informes de un buen colegio que
SO dedica con especialdad & esta clase
de ensefianzs. Precios limitados; ex-
celentes comodidades; instruction su-
perior.
Doctor, j. P. Welsh, Principal.
Literary Institute and State Nor
NAL School,
Bloomsbury, Pa. u. s. p. A.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

HabI6 6hanos hoy con nm amigo so
hre Id plausible idea de fundar en- este
pobIado una asociaci6n banefact0ra con
81 fin De conseguir d insaalaci6n De m
facultativo en este Eaisrno pueblo, pues
todo III gecindari0 conoce los muchos
beneGcioa que IS obtendrian teniendo
81 medie0 muy ceres.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
PARA FAMiG.lAs

oaaAeRnss t@lenaFloa paEa 81 lavaAe de
op@ aMs@1s@ m@aa m@aaa ~ Y@maam am @gsR
soETsap aRaaa as F
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

Ha sido absuelto por ID Corte de
Justicia de Arecibo eI indiYiduo Cefe-
rino Ieliciano. que fue acusado de
hurto 10 menor cuanbla por el mayor
d0m0 de Ia Einca de don Pedro Alc0-
YER, D cuyo individuo habfa aid0 pues-
to en- libertad por 81 Hon. Jnex de
Paz don Enrique PIumey COL arreglo
& 10 prescrito en- ell art. As del C6digo
do Eniuiciamiento Criminal, pues re-
aultaba que el FelicianO no tuvo cargo
alguno para poderse decretar SD pri-
sion.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
Eln SALE

One or both of two farms IN the
municipality 81 Dorado. Elach con-
taina one hundred cuerdas.
Apply fox fn Information In Saneurc@
10 AAr. a0rales nildo6.
a-ISsI
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
INTERSTATE
a los padres de fanniIia de Santurce

El professor que suscribe, con 30
amos de practica en- Ell profesorado de
10 Isla, da lecciones & &sef1oritas v nifios
en- casas particulares. Recibe 6rdenes
en- la pen1ltima casa antes de la para
da II, del lado de Ia via.
Santurce, Octubre 10. 1908.
is 1 Francisco CortG8.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
ALos ARIos

yGuaderuOs talonarins De oaam gsa 1Ar8
7rca he alauileraa a d casaa.
B0ssEaA IL Faetnaaaag
tsa geFSas Dondanala Sc Nmaxse nssaa
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
FlAIlsas u haAlIs aaIasaaIasss. Islaia Z


ggsas d hahlaaas aghsaaaaaas TasaSn 70.
SAN JUAN
Us EE5: Rilsro f. PaAssIEkJR
xtEtos ~ fTu4
AM6eAK uAada.
NneBbrom n1u n0A apaTatos tueron
dos FoE IL easa John 2atthews
aB Lew York Is prinexa del naun0o
Est0s nTaratos prOducen el gas car
b6nIco Q4sSnas pure.
Euestr1s envasas son lavAdos " en-
iuagadoa s nkquina, y todas son mOvi-
glae DOR fuarxa el6ctrica.
E0aa0 a,sssG hzcg .fy, rogarnos una VIZ
ats nuustro local, donde tendremos
mucAAo gugto en mostrar nuestras MAJ
auinas procedinaientOs
IdnOnada, en0ibres fra1nhuesa, zar-
xaparriIla, china, pilla. crema.
Todo entregadO. asf como sif0nes.
d d0rniciIi0.
Para "a Ssl0: Los misnos produc-
Goa. 4 pxAcios noderados, en- barriles.
Tel6fonO no. 37.
M RodrEca6a. (fgrnac6utico)
"A. Rigsr0 GinReniero industFiall
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
NOTlCIAS De LAREs
DE maestro oorresponsal)

Octubre 8. .Juicios celebrados en-
este Juzgado de- Paz durante el paaado
mes de Septiembre, 40. Causas cri-
minales instruidas por diferentes deli
tos, Z. Multas recaudadas, $21-50.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
.DuIeas On aImIkaE

Dulcss en- almibar de varias classes
v tahacos eigarrill0s 10 venden At Ia
10 dal Ayunfamianto casa udnsEO S0
snt9 s la plazs Principal.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05


xi6n formaa, que ninguna otra cosa que yo
he usado ANNA Held.
MILLARES DE TESTIMONIES hablan on
.os mas elevRdos t6rmino del Alimento para
Ia piel del
DR.. CHARLES
Para las formas la complexion
EstR famosa preparation tiene muchas que
taoiones, pero en- el mercado no hay NADIA Inn
SO le iguale. So ha sostenido Ia prueba por
mas de veinte y cinco amos y esta reconocida,
hoy disy por La ciancia medica y miles de mn-
ieres agradecidas quienes la han usado como
la dnica preparation que LENA. las mejillas,
ouello brazos delgados, con carne solida y
aaludable.
PARA DEsARRoLLAR Ell BUsTO para
Festorar los senos lacios q su estado natural de
hermosura v contono, jamas ha dejado dc
dAF perfecta satisfaction.
PARA REMOVER ARRUGAS. No hay
rak0n porque las mujeres tengan arrugas q
patas de gallo nj rededor de los OjoS 3 de Is
booa. Ri alimento para Is piel del DR.. Char
les las hace desaparecer como por m4gica.
0FERFA ESPECIAL FL precio corTiente
del RlimentO para la piel del DIR. Charles es
OIL Ia GAIA, pero para darlo conocer mi
les de moradas nuevas, hemos resuelto en-
War dos (2) cajas todo aquel que conteste
este anuncio nos envie Sl-00 Todo pa
quote SO envia bajo una cuhieTta lisa, libre
de gastos de correo.
Gp ATTc Una GAIA de muestra, con el
QnA LID Contenido sufciente para con-
vencerIe del gran merito del alimento para
Ia piel del DR.. Charles, Sc 10 enviarG gratis
mediante ell envfo de 40 centavos, para pagar
Ell costo de correo. Tambi6n le Femitirsmos
nuestro hbro sATte del Massaje" el que con-
tiene los propios movimientos, iluStrados, pa
RI el massage de Ia cara, cuello y brazos con
dircciones completes para desarrollar e1 bus
to- Birijirse
DIR. CHARLES co. 10 sAS2 sARE YaRS g5;AqH
RI alimento para la pie del DR. Charles Sc
ancontrarS de Yenta en- las farmaeiRsy Y prin~
cipales tiendas.
DIR. JOSE ORDONE GOMEZ. Z.--Dedioado
{ las espeoialidades de Cirujfa General
6Fganos genito-urinarios.
0frece sus servicios profesionales Allen St.
81. Piso segundo.
Horas de consulta.-Los dias laborables,--
De q 4 4.
Oonsulta gratuita para los pobres s-Martes
? sGbados de & 8.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
GUMERSlHDO FALO
S A s TR E
-18. SAN HOSE 16-

--Iba 0AN JOsCEA u
COnstante surtido en- merinos y ca,
simirea de todas classes que recibe di.
rectaSnente en- todos los vapores. Pre-
clos de aetualidad. d D
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

Hoy domingo se hs notado mucho
moviento comercial, pues con Ia cose-
chs de cafe los cafnpesin0s mnestr6n-
se algo contengos y en este pobladO las
proviciones est6n baratos los conner
ciantes son muyafables.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

Ha sido designado policia judicial de
este Juzgado de Paz, Jacinto Betan-
court, habiendo sido destinado 81 senior
Urrutia & prestar servicio en Ia po-
blaci6n.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

del Dr. Rl del Valla.

Tratana aaasg w.
an general.
OpaEmSaeHMa QuAgaS
KegiaEhaaA I'D a sa A@ ~ C1ua
de las waAH uxsna4sa
Hueaa da ouamls as 4 IA ds n
aasda EostA Allan aisa@sS Aa
CALERTA COLORADO -El mejor astA@
hlsctniento de Puerto Rico. Toda olase da
1rmbalps dc &otpgrafla San jose AZ. T@le
GENTLEMEN ii LADIES.
Desiring t0 take Lessons En- Spxnish
aill and . cempetepA teepbs - g.
Taaaaaa GA
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
AVISO Al PIlDLlCD

In xT.a Correspondence de Puerto
Ricos Sc hacen encuadernaciones de
todas ciases precios hnnitados.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

Muchos propietarics de estos cam
pos nos preguntan con frecnencia so
bre la NSanseyerias y algunos est6n
dispuestos & sembral y propagar esta
pIanta textil que puede traer al pals
pingues benefeios.
Gontinnau10s 0cupandonos do haeer
invesbi gaci0nes sobre dicha planta,
pues conocemos cierto procedimiento
para obtener sus fibras. procedimientos
que pronto publicaremos.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05
TODA MUJRR
DEBERA LEER ESTo

la prepRTaci0n n IN Ma0u br0sR del mum
do"-Dr Monroe
"Ha hecho mss en- beneficio de mi compile
xi6n y formas, que ninguna otra cosa que yo
he usado ANNA Held.
MILLARES DE TESTIMONIES hablan on
os mas elevados t6rmino del Alimento para
la piel del
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

TuVimos la satisfaction de yer por
Palmas atlas en- un paseo q caballo. &
la gentil Y sentimental sefiorita Qua
dalupe Vanga, y Ia encantadora y
belIfsima Srta. Providencia Diaz, acom-
panada del senior Agustin Balseiro.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

court, habiendo sido destinado eI senior
Urrutia & prestar sorvicio en Ia po-
blaci6n.
Ell sefIor Antonio Cabaflas y Give
ras ha alberto un elegante cafe-restau-
rant u billar en- esta p0blaci6n. magni-
ficcamente montado al estilo de San
Juan. Auguramos al sfior Cabaias IN
6xito extraordinario.
Hemos tenido el guato de saludar ca
esta poblaci6n de regreso de Ia PENN
sula espaflola, los apreciables sefIores
Lcdo. don Salvador Picorneal, don
Juan AlcoYer v don Mariana Villa
don, alegrandonos infinite que hayan
retornado con toda felicidad.
Tambien SO halla aquf desde la 6lti-
ma semana ell apreeiable sefTor don
Conrado Santiago, veeino de Quebra=
dillas- LIE deseamos que tan0m favo-
rable acOgida en- los asuntos Que le
traen & esta poblaci6n.
El ayuntamientO de este pueblo Sc
ha sersido nombrar para gestionar 81
cobro de contributions municipalaa
dc amos atEasadOs como conisi0nadoa
do aprenio los aafT0rea don Ger6ni-
mo Rodriguez, don Eladio Torres y
don Ramon Lopez.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

Sc encuentra en- este poblado en-
donde tiene va su residencia, la sefio-
rita Mercedes Vazquez Rodriguez hiia
del Sr. don Fernando Vazquez Ortiz,
professor que fu6 de Gales " de Jayu-
va.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

Industries pnertpFriaue
= Az y eP0E0 N0R1
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1903-10-05

Hace dfas SO ha alberto IN taller
de zapaterfa en- la casa de don Gabino
Rivera, Gale de la Conception. Ell
cal2ado que Sc construye es muy bueno
v tiene demanda.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
THINGS NOT TO DO.

To contradict your friends when they
are speaking.
To say smart things which may hurt
ones feelings.
1t is bad to make remarks about the
food at dinner.
To talk about things which only in
terest yourself.
To grumble about your home and rel
atives to outsiders.
To speak disrespectfully to any one
older than yourself.
To be rude to those who serve you
either in shop or at home.
To dress stability in the morning be-
cause no one will see you.
To think first of your own pleasure
when you are giving u party.
To refuse ungraciously when some
body wishes to do you favor.
TO behave in a street car or train as
if no one else had right to be there
Gem.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
Boston the Literary Center.

The assertion that Boston was the lit
erary center-without quotation marks
during the period in which American
literature acquired shelf of it's own in
the library of the race is hardly open
to dispute. The production of books
possessing something like permanence
is perhaps the most characteristic mark
of Il center to which the term literary"
in its true meaning Of related to liter
ature" may be applied. Name the Amer
lean writer's whose work has stood the
test of half. Il century, and, with a few
notable exceptions, they belong to Bos-
ton and its neighborhood. All this is
thrice familiar. The record of it in out
line or detail is a story which has been
told by many tongues and many pens
NJ. A. De Wolfe Howe in Atlantic.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
nUMoR OF THE HOUR
The Goat That Cot Papa., Hat.


From ROckaway comes a sad tale in
vOlving pearl gray hat, a billy goat,
small boy, Il fond papa and the sea.
The fond papa owned the pearl gray
hat, and ii really was Il thing of beau
ty. One day he was pronenading the
beach with his little son, and the wind
cruelty swept the hat into the ocean.
Two Gays later the small boy saw a
young man driving u miniature laun-
dry wagon drawn by a sturdy billy goat,
On the goats head was a pearl gray
hat, trifle dilapidated, with holes
pierced to admit the passage of the
goats horns. The small boy recognized
that hat.
Hold on, therer' he shouted. THAT
goats got my papa's hat"
The driver stopped, and the fond pa
pa came up to see what was the mat
ter.
Papa, the goats wearing your hat"
sobbed the small boy.
Il fished the hat out Of the SURF eX-
planned the driver, who was inclined to
dispute possession. II claim it's mine
or the goats
well" said the fond papa as he
gaZed ruefully at his lost headgear,
I've bought a new hat, but the goat
can have that one. The devil himself
wouldn't take it, and he wears horns,
too, I've heard."-New York Press.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
THE ETERNAL FEMININE.
WomanIy Sympathy, Not InteIIectu-
aIity, Counts at Last.


nlity, Counts at Last.
st got another glimpse of the eternal
feminine recently" says Washington
physician, land I shall never again ex-
press surprise that men of admitted in
tellect should marry women who are
not their mental equals. Among my
patients for the last few weeks in
fact, until he died-was a nan of re-
markabIe ability and character. The
case had been in the hands of another
doctor, and when took charge l saw
that there was little hope of recovery
The illness was complicated and, will
confess, difficult of diagnosis, and 1t
was not until shortly before the fatal
termination that all the symptoms de-
veloped
1.-The patients wife was a little wo-
man whom one could best describe by
the term sweet 1 never saw greater
devotion displayed in the sick room.
Her anxiety was pathetic, her watch
full care unceasing, and 1 grew to look
up to her. But never could explain to
her just what was the matter with her
husband, although after 1 really found
out made the most perspiring efforts
to do so.
'''How is he today, doctorP she
would say in the most pathetic fashion.
The first time she put the query went
into details by way OF explanation.
" The danger from pneumonia has
diminished to a certain extent said,
but from the heart action 1 notice GER
tain symptoms of carditis which give
very little grounds for hope Then 1
would continue to explain the trend OF
the disease so simply, 1 thought, that a
child could understand 1t. When 1 con-
Guided she nodded intelligently and
said i'll a manner so pathetically sweet
that my heart went out to her:
al understand. But, doctor, how do
you think he tsp
Il groaned inwardly and made some
reply, holding out little hope, and new
er again attempted to go into detail.
But as l watched her during the trying
days until the end came 1 forgot all
about her failure to comprehend my
explanation. I forgot everything, in
fact, except that I was a witness OF
that wonderful depth of affection of
which the feminine nature alone is ca
pable, and it would have made no diff
ference to me if she had not been able
to say her alphabet. 1 honored her az
my equal if not my superior. Wash
ington Post.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
WiIIfuI Woman.

After the old gentleman had invited
the young one to be seated the latter
coughed once or twice to clear his
throat and then bluntly suggested that
he wished to marry the old gentleman's
daughter.
The old gentleman didn't wish to be
too ready to give his consent, but he
admitted after n few minutes he
thought he had no objections.
That's just the trouble" protested
the young man disconsolately. "If
you'd only oppose it and order me out
Of the house once or twice and buy a
bulldog I'd have some show of getting
her. New York Press.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
CHRONIC SORES
Signs Of Polluted Blood.

nothing repuv looking disgusting
with
place makes irritable, respondent and desperate.
chronic best that blood unhealthy
the effects disorder The taking like
poue and
pair that the OF use results obstinate
out in fghtful eating the limbs
middee
is always fault and while anteptc washes sav and powders
polluted blood is purified and invigorated,
rich eboodi circulating freely throughout
body the flesh dsoreb
you charge advice
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
An ExDInnaffOu.

81 wonder what it is that prompts
the women to be more constant attend
ants at church than the men,"
Gratitude. no doubt" replied the
grabbed bachelor. THE church usually
aids and abets them in committing
y"-Philadelphia Press.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
What 1t Really Lacked.

81 put in the French phrases here
and there" said the would be author.
'to give the book an atmosphere of cul-
ture."
HIM remarked the critic. cit
would have helped bit if you had put
in a little good English in spots."-
Philadelphia Ledger.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
Merely Run Down.

"He was hurt in an accident by an
automobile, wasn't her.
Yes, but he tries to give the i'm
preston that he was hurt in an auto
mobile by an accident Denver News.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
Future Details.

"AIy father doubts your ability to
surround me with the luxuries to which
heiress.
Aren't such discussions untimely ?"
rejOincd Baron Fewcash. I'VE can
agree on such details after we ascer-
tain the size of the dowry.
ton Star.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
An Artfst,s secret.

An Artists Secret.
pile the tray
With oyster fry
And clam souff1e
And custard pie,
And ne'er. you bet,
mix at all
The cheese om'let
And Goldfish ball,
But spin the lot
In just the style
That made the tot
And granddad smile
When I. a chap
In Barnum's show
Dressed as n Jap.
Oh. don't you know.
Tossed knives and things
To make you shrek
In all three rings
For "ten" a week. Judge
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25

Gobang-I wonder who this is that
advertises for the return of n watch
and no questions asked?
Ukerdeck - Some man. No woman
would do it.-Judge.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
Chicago Dental Company


II you are in need of dental work
call on US before going elsewhere as
we can save you money. We use
nothing but the best of material and
our work is guaranteed to be first
class in every respect. If you are in
need of a set OF teeth call and sc our
thin elastic plate. We guarantee it
to fit in all cases and when all others
have failed. We never ask you more
than our prices below.
CLEANING FREE
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
Delay Has Advantages.

First Farmer-You oughter took q
trip to New York years ago.
Second Farmer-Oh, 1 dunno. The
longer you wait the more there is to
see.-Judge.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
No DeceDtiou,

lead people to believe she's younger
than she really is?
He-She doesn't; she merely tries to.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
sbock For KeDturI-ien.-

A single stalk of Indian corn bearing
from one to two ears uses thirty-one
pounds of water during it's growth.
And whisky is made of corn!-Balti-
more American.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25

The Night Travelcr's Experience.
There is no place like home. especial
ly when you are riding in a sleeping
car.-PhiIadelphia Record.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
Encouraging.

Patient-I seem to be a little better.
doctor. but I'm still short of breath.
Doctor-Just have patience. sir, and
We'll stop that ltogether.-PhiIadelp
Ledger.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
millions of Them.

Kwoter-Oh, there are quite as good
fish in the sea as ever were caught, you
know
Newitt-Better. Just think of the
enormous ones that just managed to
get away from all the anglers.-Phila-
delphia Press.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25

It's well enough to aim at stars, but
there are things below the level of
stars which are worth the winning.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
Too Strenuous.

'Tf I give you a dime you will run
straight to some saloon"
''Not me-
'Will you promise?"
''Yes'm. I never run."-Indianapolis
Sun
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-09-25
TRAINS. LEAVE.
. LOUIS, Springfield
Aiosll174s-ty EsNrNs-f 4 SUI

NHICA AGO MILWAU REE
~ & St. Paul Railway. H.,
~ ID 2. I. Il n. W. passenger sta
4sIlg-ElISyc7 tiOa ct foot of Seventee lth
street. George w. Wood
- SESE"' agent IL trai-s " i'll come CT
ST. at Savanna far points east
and west