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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30
An Important Case.

A legal question of great local interest
has been raised in the case of Hugh
Gray VS.. The Washington (Sunnyside)
Irrigation Co. Mr.. Gray owns 80 acres
of land under the canal of the company
and was refused the use of the water
because he declined to pay water rent
at so much per acre. Mr.. Gray con-
tends that having prior water right in
the canal as first owner in the old
Homework ditch, the company has no
right to deprive him of water He also
contends that he is not required to pay
any amount for the maintenance of the
canal, unless the company makes an
accounting of the manner in which the
money is disbursed. Further, he claims
that he is entitled to all the water
necessary to raise any crop on his land.
The case is pending in the court of
U. S. Judge Hanford, who last Monday
issued mandatory injunction requir-
ing the company to furnish water to
cover Mr.. Gray's land. The hearing of
the cause is set for November H. at
Seattle. The legal points arising in
the case are of infinite importance to
people under the various irrigation sys-
TENS of this county, as nearly all ques-
lions arising between irrigators and the
ditch companies will be settled in the
cause.
H. ]. Snively represents the plaintiff
and E. F. Blaine the defendant COM
pany.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30
Uncle Josh Spruceby.

The musical features with "Uncle
Josh Spruceby" company this year in
clude a band and an orchestra of ten
solo musicians. At the MONDAY con.
cert a program of popular and high
grade selections are rendered by the
band, and these concerts have become
very popular and invariably attract
much attention and comment. The or.
chestra between the acts discourses a
pleasing program and is one of the
many attractive features with the show
For the first time this company appears
at Larson's Theatre. 1t goes without
saying that jammed houses are assured
Uncle Josh" appears at Lsrson's on
Sept. 3O-Oct. l.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30
A Famous Remedy for Sick Headache

The cause of this complaint is not in
the head at all, it comes from the stom
ach A stomach that has become clog
ged by over eating, drinking, or abuse
in any manner, will warn you by bring
ing on sick headache. Cure the pains
and distress in the stomach, and the
headache stops of itself. All bilious at
tacks, dyspepsia, belching, bad taste in
the houth, muddy complexion and yell
low eyes, are cured by this remedy. 1t
is called DR.. Gums Improved Liver Pills
and is sold by druggists all over the U.
S. for 25c per box. One pill for dose,
or sent by mail on receipt of price.
Samples free. Address DIR. Bosanko Co.,
Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by F. L. ia
necke's drug store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

than any actor have yet seen in the
part. You bring out what all the rest
of them orget,-the pathos of the char
acter." Luders also took occasion to
have the members of the company called
together on the stage and to congratu-
late them upon the way the music was
sung. There is not so much cause for
wonderment in this after all, when one
considers that the famous original cast
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30
Beautiful Women.

Plump cheeks, flushed with the soft
glow of health and a pure complexion,
AXE all women beautiful Take small
lose of Herbine after each meal; it will
prevent constipation and help digest
what you have eaten. soc. Mrs. VIM.
NJ. Stroud, Midlothian, Texas, writes
May 81, 1901: eve have used Herbine
in our family for eight years, and found
it the best medicine we ever used for
constipation, bilious fever and malaria ~
Sold by F. L. Janecke's drug store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30
AbScesS.

W. H. Harrison, Cleveland, Miss,
writes, Aug Is, 1902. 81 want to say a
word of praise for Billiards. Snow Lini-
ment. ] stepped on nail, which caused
the cords of my leg to contract and an
abscess to rise in my knee, and the doc
tor told me that | would have stiff
leg, so one day | went to J. F. Lords
drug store (who is now in Denver, Colo. }
He recommended bottle of Snow Lini-
ment; got a soc size, and it cured my
leg. 1t is the best Imminent in the
world"
ABSCESSES, with few exceptions, are
indicative ii constipation or debility.
They may, however, result from blows
or from foreign bodies, introduced into
the skin or flesh such as splinters
thorns, etc. Sold by F. /. Janecke' 5
drug store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30
Larson's Theatre Record Held By "1n
Old Kentucky"

"In Old Kentucky" whose popularity
seems to increase with each succeeding
year, will be the attraction at Larson's
Theatre Saturday, October 8. This sea-
son will mark the eleventh year that the
play has been on the boards and Jacob
Lift has organized the biggest and most
costly production of the play he has
ever had and secured the best company
that has ever appeared in the play.
Every bit of scenery used in the piece
is brand new and just from the scenic
studios of New York's foremost scene
painters. Not stick or stitch of
material used before will be seen in this
seasons presentation. An outlay of
$4,000 has been made to secure this
magnificent equipment. The pickaninny
band, always an important feature of
the play, has been materially enlarged
for this season by the addition of some
of the cleverest and most amusing lit
tie darkies that could be found. New
songs, dances, band music and original
comedy will be noted in the celebrated
barn-yard scene. The amazing popu
larity of "In Old Kentucky" has often
been the subject of comment, and has
been ascribed to various causes. The
spirited horse race, the rollicking pick
aninnies, the quaint character types, the
wholesome humors, the sensational in
cidents-all in their turn have been
made responsible for the great success
of the play. Everything necessary to a
realistic production of drama which
aims to portray Kentucky life is pro-
vided. There are magnificent pictures
of the Kentucky mountains, showing
immense gorges and snow-capped peaks;
the rare beauty of the blue grass coun-
try; fine view of the Lexington run
ming track the paddock and many
other scenes of extreme fidelity. The
exciting race scene is given with spirit,
and always works the audience up to Il
high pitch of enthusiasm. The pick
aninny band invariably arouses spon-
taneous and hearty applause by their
fine rendering of the good old Southern
airs. 1t is a unique and novel feature
this band of colored lads. This scene
of "In Old Kentucky has often been
initiated but never reproduced. 1t is
not difficult to discover the reason of
''In Old Kentucky's" great popularity.
1t is a human play, pulsating with life.
There is to it charm that is missing in
the average melodrama nowadays. 1t
will certainly make for itself a name
that will last in the memories of play
goers through succeeding generations.
This production hold the record house
in this city and will doubtless break it
again this year.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Gustave Luders, the composer and
Frank Pixley, the author of "The Bur-
gomaster," the big musical comedy
which will be seen at Larson's Theatre
Tuesday, October 9th, are both Germans.
Perhaps that explains why they have
been able to put on the stage such a
delightful character as the Burgomas-
ter, which exhibits the funniest kind of
wit and humor, without trace of vul-
garity. While "The Burgomaster" was
playing run in Chicago short while
ago, Pixley and Luders both attended a
performance and both had to stand up
to see this, their favorite opera. After
the performance Pixley approached Os-
car L. Figman, who is playing the char
acter of the Burgomaster and said, Cos
car, you play the Burgomaster better
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30
A New Jersey Editors Testimonial.

NJ. T. Lynch, Editor of the Philips
burg, n. j., Daily Post, writes: Il have
used many kinds of medicines for
coughs and colds in my family but never
anything so good as Foley's Honey and
Tar. l cannot say too much in praise
of it," For sale by North Yakima drug
store, A. d. Sloan, Prop.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Il had kidney trouble for years, -
writes Mrs. Raymond Conner of Shelton,
Wash, land the doctors could not help
me. l tried Foley's Kidney Cure. and
the very first dose gave me relief and
| am now cured. | cannot say too much
for Foley's Kidney Guide" For sale by
North Yakima drug store A. d. Sloan,
Prop
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

The soil is so good you can raise any
thing in Millview Addition, the price
will continue TO raise" on lots in this
Addition. Buy now; in the spring you
get double your investment.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Governess-Now, just one more sub
traction sum" Dolly-Oh, Miss Craw-
ford, don't fink Mumie would let me
do any more of those sums, cause III
them you borrow ten and only pay
back one, and that's cheating!
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Patrick Mulrooney," said the Judge
sternly, do you plead guilty or not
guilty." And Mulrooney replied, "Oi
think OH wait till Oh hear the evil
dence." See Millview Addition.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Foley's Honey and Tar is peculiarly
adapted for chronic throat troubles and
will positively cure bronchitis, hoarse-
ness and all bronchial diseases. Refuse
substitutes. For sale by North Yakima
drug store, A. d Sloan, Prop.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Aunt Margaret-And if you're good
real good-you'll go to heaven. Little
Dorothy-0h! Is that all. | thought
maybe you We're going to say you'd
give me quarter.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Foley's Kidney Cure makes the dis
eased kidneys sound SO they will elimi-
nate the poisons from the glood. For
Sale by North Yakima drug store, A. D.
Sloan, Prop.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Russell Sage says, young man buy
a piece of real estate, hold on to it and
it will make you wealthy" This is
Sage" advice and sure "tip" to buy
lots in "Millview Addition"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30
You Know What You Are Taking

When you take Groves Tasteless Chill
Tonic because the formula is plainly
printed on every bottle showing that it
is simply Iron and Quinine in a taste
less form. No Cure, No Pay. Soc ltf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Fleming Bros. are giving shows to
large and satisfied audiences nightly at
their tent near the postoflice. The Pas
sion Play was given Sunday evening
and met with popular approval by all
who witnessed it. The paraphernalia
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Wanted-Teams are wanted by the
Klickitat White Pine Co., of Goldendale
to haul lumber. From So to 81 per thou
sand is paid, according to distance. 32-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Doctor Smith-I've no patience with
purely imaginary ailments. Doctor
Jones-You're lucky. I've half dozen
all the time.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Avoid serious results of kidney or
bladder disorder by taking Foley's Kid
ney Cure, For sale by North Yakima
drug store, \. ID. Sloan, Prop.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Don't buy potato digger until you
have seen the Hoover-it does the work
Sold only by Wyman & Fraser. 36-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30
Potatoes Pay Well

to put up only in strong sacks. We
have them. Flour Mill Co., opposite
depot
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

If your plumbing is out of repair, ring
up 1904, Longuet, Kreader & Abeling.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

Did you ever engage in an automo-
bile race" yes. once" 'How did you
come out ?" "On crutches, two months
later"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30
Stops the Cough and Works of the Cold

Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure a
cold in one day. No Cure, No Pay.
Price, 25 cents. If
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

as far as possible have been engaged
for this years production, and that the
chorus is the largest ever carried by the
production. The company includes
such well known people as Ruth White
as willie, Oscar L. Figman as the
Burgomaster, Thomas Ricketts,, William
Riley Hatch, Charles Sharp, r. j. Moye,
George McKissock, Helen Dexter, Har-
riet Sheldon, Louise Bracket and JOS
ephine Dit.
The sale of seats for "The Burgomas-
ter will open Monday at IL a. m.
At the Edison Theatre this week
BOYLE & Lewis are to be seen in the
comedy sketch entitled, Learning a
Song" They are the finest team ever
in these parts Their duets are encore'i
every performance. Mr.. MeDermott
sings the illustrated song, Tie Laid
Away Suit of Gray" the pictures TO
this beautiful ballad are the very best.
Nothing need be said of Mr.. McDer1n ott :
singing as he has won all the Yakima
people by his beautiful voice. Sam
Hood, the black face comedian is one
of the best and funniest ever seen in
this city. He is brimfull of Jokes and
funny songs. The moving pictures give
"The Launching of the Reliance
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-09-30

as far as possible have been engaged
for this years production, and that the
chorus is the largest ever carried by the
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27
FKC COUNTY
DOINCS
Tell Colonel Harpe,
About "cussophone"

.,cbt 1903, by c. y. Lewis J
lionel HARPER had hitched
his mule to post in front Of
..tho Pike county courthouse
. and was about to enter the
uhen Abe Shorter turned the
ups usnd fastened up to him with:
o.. r.., I I do declar' if this aint kur-
hm'.nor, ha. Howdy. kurnel: Jest reck-
na a., wasn't coming to town again
rdv Abe repeated the colonel
~. ,.r shook hands. "I've had right
W. W to do out on the plantation, yo
~ ~ and am in a powerful hurry this
vning.' 49,, :. -,
Sor M and I'm not the one to take up
rme. Jest a minute, however.
:, core Pike county scandalizers
" throwed me down again. and |
.sonpd yo' might want to hear about
.shoo, Shoe, How was it, Abe:''
II cot up last Monday mawning, kur-
thinking to put on a clean shirt
n,tpd high and low and then remem
ned that my only other shirt was
-, IN the wash. Sent a black boy
MN n Mary Green's for it, and what
!. of an answer do yo' reckon SHE
ut back"
|pro, owed her a bill. mebbe."
yps kurnel: owed her II cents.
the answer came back that She d
n nm to my clean shirt till the bill
% Maid. Think Of that, Kurne| far
), Did ,o' ever hear Of the like S
me- the dcy yo' was born? Only II
hits, ard me rising young lawyer IN
|sp county. and vet she wouldn' t
nd the shirt
rpurty tough. Abe" replied the colo
"but Of course yo' sent it,
4No. sab; no, sab. Couldn't do it
tpr that insult to my honah and priD
bles. saw right away that it WASH t
woman who was throwing me
wn, but it was these yele scandal
MS who have determined to drive me
i of Pike county. thought I'd beat
ID by getting writ of repieVin. but
ben I went to Squar Jackson for it
i hat do yo' reckon he said? kurnol
laper, look me in the eye and tell me
hat yo' reckon he flung at me-
|T can't skassly say. Abe. Did he
|mt yo'r feelings by saying that yod
ttter pay them II cents?'
|"Worse than that, kurnel. fur worse
te not only refused me the writ. but
lid that if | had drunk less whisky
bne less whiting on pine shingles
bd had the ambition of toad I
light now have been standing in the
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27
Can't he tteIpc.t

Bookkecpcr- Six more Of our dun
ming letters have been returned hy the
dead letter Office and po>tag" had To be
paid on thcm.
Tailor It can't be helped
"lf Your envelopes contained your
name and address they would he re-
turned without expense.
Yes, but then the people who re-
ceive them wouldn't open them. -
New York Weekly
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27

sh"es OF Cesar Baronius. Kurncl uar
per 90 20 know who Caesar Baronius
was?" ''"'o'itus
tah skassiy say that I ever m +
up with dim, Ahe, though Ia = pr.
naha at remembering names. vsu1 %
live around we're. did hc?"
fo never met up with him. Eurn,
ana 'hef' a good reason for il. Cps,r
haf"IlnS was born in Nanlne an tho
3oth day Of October. 153s. ana died flo
"otll Of May. 1907, Yo' couldn't very
wen nave met up with man who had
been dead 2n0 years whom vo.. wore
BON could yo:'
>RhsS!y, Abe. skasSly. When vo'
nfSt spoke the name didn't know hut
lhat he had lived around ycre. So he's
dead. eht"
i''ad as doahnal. kurnel-dead
oe'o single tree had been cut down
III '1's we're county of Pike. That WAS
me man Sqnar Jackson throwed up TO
me-a man who was bon, buried and
e'fneo to dust befo' my grandfatb
could walk alone Where was
chance. knrnel where was nv cha
pld live in Naples in the year -.
Don t reckon 20 did, Abe =
This cgrsar Baronius was g.,
ran and strong writer,
a big name 70" himself. ~
stow 10 do it. If I'd -. e
an" then it might h' H. ''~
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27
Prod uf SuerYcs

"Thcyrc still looking for a national
flower, | see Now, what's the matter
with the 2oldenrod: There's a flower
that's not to be snceZed al :
Huh" replied the man with wa.
terry eyes. Il guess you never had hay
fever, did you:' Philadelphia Press.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27

Nell The i;iea, What led to the
break:
Belle Just his sclfshness. When
hinted to him that i didn't love him
any more he wanted his ring back. OF
course | told him he couldn't have Il.
and that made him mad Philadelphia
Ledger.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27

"Oh. It's all right as far as the limos
and the plot are concerned, but one of
the characters is cook Where could
we get ono. with any hope of being able
to keep her Chicago Record Herald
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27
Limitations.

"Her novels show lack Of revision"
well size is very young"
Il suppose her mother hardly per
mits her to read what she has writ
ten ''-ruck.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27
won't stop at nothing to carry out their

won't stop at nothing to carry out their
plans"
but Ho' won't let 'em do If. Abe?"
Never in this world. kurnei Eve
sol schemes. have aud III have every
blessed man. woman and child in the
county singing my praises within
lof'hlEht I'm expecting as many as
ten teiegrams any minute"
"Shoo, Shoo."
"hornol Harper" said Ahe as wise
look came to his face. there are c7 /.
1e.90#on nevis i'll America. and e.
cry single one Of EN- was bon mesa
and lazy. lo can't get one of 'cm to
dc his best without eusSing at him
Cussing a mewl takes up time. | 6e
uIe that the time lost in cussing the
nevis OF America amounts to a mil
lion srs a year. Yo can't put II a
ce' io've got as many as fo'ty
.,. rpcwis and sixty darkics on
| ,tion. How much time do
| every year cussing them
| " ~ nal, aa,ol ol be, and 1t don't do any
/ - -.7t.. is a mewl. vo' know
| 1T,,,,,aa,,. - IS, but I'm going to
+a1e, j. How much time do
| - g darkies*"
| work any better for it. I
"G1i "Gtiss fer an hour and then turn
my back TO find EN- going to sleep
again"
hen here's my point. Invent some
thing to do the cussing and save yo,r
breath to talk politics. I've got the idea
! right in my head and shall work it out
! inside of q week. It'll be called the
/ cussophone and it'll tuss and call
names for twenty four hours after be
{ ing wound UP. lust attach 1t 70 a
nevis ear and let .er rip. ltll be soule
! thing SO much better than the human
voice that every neWl will cit up and
! hump himself and dc double work.
| believe can make en- for dollar
apiece, and the sales will be 10000 a
j year. When not III use to cnss nevis
) they can be used to cuss plantation
: hands and hired mon, and thus double
! their value. What do yo' think Of the
! idea, knEneI?"
Looks 10 me like a gold mine, Abe
/ I'm working fo,ty nevis right alon;s
aud | wants ii eussophone fol- each one
| Of EN-
THAT clinches it. kurnel. and II
have the machine out inside of tWt
! Ia
"W hat is it, AbeI'
'.MeanWhilc being as vo' have asket
NE to step around to Toms place an'
wet my throat, cant find it in N,
heart to deny yo'. Jest wet my throat
| kurnel- jest a little wet"
NJ. QUAD.
Selfish Fellow.
Nell--ls your engagement really bro
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27

neck between us but he had the bulge
on me over 300 years, Can | beat 300
years. kurnel Harper: Can a nan be
a great man 300 years befo' he's bon:'
Reckon not, Abe, replied the colo
nel.
Then yo' see the injustice of it;
wanted to down me so bad that they
had to 90 back 300 years for an excuse.
Dot rot 'em. kurneL but they wont
give me ne show. They've set out to
drive me out of Pike county, and they
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27
So They Told.

Editor How did you find out 50
much about the proceedings of that
woman'S rluht
Reporter it was secret meeting
they held Judge.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27
Too Much to Indert q IL g.

NO" said the manager; II can't ac-
cept your play. I'm very sorry
Don't Won think the lines are witty
or the plot clever or tho
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27
Selfish Fellow

Nell--Is your engagement really bro
ken off?
Rcle-A bsolutely sent back all his
letters today and it's positively final.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27

Ferd Havis.
J. F. Jones, Esq,
Rev. A. NJ. Middlebroks,
j. c. Duke,
J. H. Fort.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-27

"Meanw lille, being as vo' have asked
NE to step around to Toms place and
wet my throat. cant find it in my
heart to deny yo. lest wet my throat,
kurnel-iest little wet.
NJ. QUAD.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-02-14

no expense and trouble is being spared
to make it thoroughly up to date and
artistic in every way.
The rehearsals from now on will be for
the chorus and the principals together.
The entire play will be gone through at
least once every rehearsal. and. there will
be -four rehearsals next week and five the
week following. The club leaves for Man
kato Saturday morning, Feb. 90, where the
opening performance will be given. The
return trip will be made Saturday night,
and the opening performance will be given
in Minneapolis Monday night, March 2.
to be followed by a performance Tuesday
and Wednesday evenings and Wednesday
Iafternoon. The Minneapolis performances
will be at the Metropolitan theater.
The first day Of the sale at the box
office, up to o'clock in the afternoon
will be reserved for those holding exchange
tickets which have been purchased from
the club members. SO that those purchas-
| ing exchange tickets from members of
the club will have the first opportunity to
procure desirable seats. Tickets can be
obtained from any member of the club,
the prices ranging from $3.50 down.