New-York tribune., 1903-07-19
GETTING THERE.

GETTING THERE
To put your best foot forward
Is advice that be beat,
For the ones who gain the great success
-(ohio State Journal.
French correspondent who has been travelling
in Turkey tells an amusing story of the high
thorities in SalOnica. 1t came to their knowledge
that the representative of an important Paris
paper (which may here be called La JourneaO
was his way to Salonica, and that he had been
instructed TO record precisely what he heard and
saw. Immediately the authorities sent for hun
dred copies of la Journee," and when the corre-
spondent at last arrived, he amazed to see
Turks squatting doorsteps in shops, wherever
he went, with their eyes fixed upon a copy of la
Journee'
Life.-The mothers voice quivered with emotion
are likely TO get husband who will object to your
falling I IN love with other men" -
mere girl yet, knowing next to nothing Of life
People do odd things at critical moments. In a
fire at Marshall, No. last week. T. B. GILL; a book
dealer. whose store was in danger, rushed out
doors carrying nothing but box of matches. Be-
ing asked what ne meant to do with them he said
he rescued them to prevent them from becoming ig-
nited 1t turned out that he had 100 boxes more in
the store. which. In his excitement. he had for
gotten. few days ago a cyclone struck farm
in Atchison County. Mo- The family were aroused
and. thoroughly frightened. began grabbing what
ever closest and most worth saving. and rush
ing downstairs with 1t. When the excitement partly
subsided 1t discovered that one good old
woman had come down in her night dress carry
ing in hand unlighted kerosene lamp and IN
the other cup of water that she had beside her
bed.
German Forethought-WeaIthy ResIdent-Whv
don't don you cal for more fremen, chief?
get only one keg Of beer for putting out FIRE and
the fewer there are Of us the more beer we shall
have to drtnk.-Fhegende Batter.
The Juice of the green pineapple is accredited in
Java, the Philippines and throughout the Far East
generally with being a blood poison of a most
deadly nature. Health mentions n as the srb
stance with which the Malays poison their kreeses
and daggers and the ''fngernair poison for
merly in use among aborigine Javanese women AL
most universally These women cultivated nail
on each hand TO long sharp point and the least
scratch from one of these was certain death
Knoviski-There goes a conscientious man If there
Askovich-How did you get next?
Knoviski-He's dentist. and the other dav v,be,
he pulled out the wrong tooth for me he didn't
charge anything for it-(chicago Daily News. 1''-
Good hunting!" yelped Rudyard Kipling.s ,nrg,s
folk Good fshipgy cry the salt water angIers
this month. The weakfish are coming in, and thew
dainty nourishment not only for men ana
women and children of feeble stomachs. but also
for the hardest and most vigorous devourers ~,
sea food. The weakfish is called souetaagua -
something equally odd. around Cape Cod and Mar.
ragansett Bay. But by any other name he tastes
sweet
she-Mrs Boreton called to-day and I thought
He-But you are so aniable suppose you never
gave her the slightest hint that you wanted her
to go. Ne'
she-Indeed. I dtd not. If had she's h. ba-a
nOw-CTown and Country. e
French traveller has discovered new species
of ant in SIAM The creatures were small NJ =
gray color. and lived in damp places NJ NJ Meis
sen the Frenchman who noticed this peculiarttv
was attracted to these groups by discovering that
each company contained large ant that travelled
more rapidly than the others. Observing them
more closely he noticed that each large ant al
ways carried small gray upon its back
though the remainder OF the troops were on foot
This mounted ant would ride out from the line
travel swiftly along the column from head 20 rear
and apparently overlook their manoeuvres This is
the ant the sluggard has been looking for so long
Its powerful easy 10 abuse good thing" said
Uncle Eben. a razZer Is all right in a barber
shop. but IT'S troublesome at pahlor social
washington Star.