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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-10-16
Pe-ru-na Drug Co., Columbus, Ohio:
GenHen7en:---"I can CheerfuHy
ru-na and I believe with good effect

n DMIRAL SCHLEY, one OF the foremost, notable heroes OF the
~ Nineteenth Century. A name that starts terror in the heart
. Of every Spaniard. A man of steady nerve, clear head, I'M
daunted courage and prompt decision.
Approached by friend recently, his opinion was asked as TO the
efficacy of Peruna. the national catarh remedy. Without the
slightest hesitation he gave this remedy his endorsement. IT appeared
on later conversation that Peruna has been used in his family, where
It'll a favoite remedy.
Such endorsements serve to indicate the wonderful hold that
Peruna has upon the minds of the American people. 1t is out of
the question that so great and famous n man us Admiral Sehley
could have any other reason for giving his endorsement to Peruna
than his positive conviction that the remedy is all that lac says
it is.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-10-16
LET THIS COUPON BE YOUR MESSENGER OF DELlVERANCE
FROM KIDNEY, BLADDER, AND URINARY TROUBLES.

The reason you ran
cstfhis trini free IN be-
cause they cure Kidney
MS aud Will prove Il To
you.
Wrsr rnsscH, Men -
"DoAnr Kidney i1lls hit tho
case, which was an unusual
desire 20 urinaie had TO
get up i've or nix times "
d Iigbt. ] think dlAbetea
was well underway, the
feet and ankles nv ellet.
There wsa an Intense paln
Ia III. tack, the heat OF
which would feel like put.
ting onc's hand up 20 a
lamp chimney, have
used the free TRIAL ard tuo
full bozes Of Doan \ iills
with the satisfaction of
feeling that ] am cured
They Er- tho rrllcdy Per
esce.leEce,'
2. T. BALLrn
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-10-16
ADMIRAL SCHLEY
ENDORSES PE-RU-NA.
say that Mrs. SChIey has taken Pc
S. SCHLEY---Washington, D. {.

The fact is Pcruna has overcome all opposition and has won It's
way to the hearts of the people. The natural timidty which 80
many people have felt about giving endorsements to any remedy is
giving way. Gratitude and a desire TO help others has inspired
thousands of people TO give public testimonials for Peruna who
heretofore would no, have consented TO such publicity.
Never before in the annals OF medicine has it happened that so
many men of national and international reputation have been willing
to give unqualified and public endorsements to n proprietary remedy.
No amount of advertising could have accomplished such a result.
Peruna has won on It's own merits. Peruna cures catarrh OF whatever
phase or location in the human body. This is why it receives so
many notable and unique endorsements.
Address The peruna Drug Mfg Co., Columbus, Ohio, for free
literature OH catarrh.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-10-16
A Doetor's Uetort.

Every doctor knows the man and woman
who cultivgtc the habit oi accostiug him IN
the street and in the guisc Of Ordinary con-
ycrsation Try 10 extract free medical adv.ce.
One such inquirer gteetcd an eminent pal ~
can with the remark:
II hear fish r. an excellent brain food. DO
you think SOY
"Exccllcnt. was the reply, but in your
case Il seems a pity " vase the fish. Lon
don Out,OC2.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-10-16

The man who wishes 90 locate in the
Southwest this fall has little excuse Tor
staying at home. 80 far ~ railroad rates
are concerned. The Santa lie announces
very low onc-way second.clasS rates TO Cal.
i~fofnia-S33 from Chicago. SIS from Kan
cas- CITY, so from It. Louis. and proper.
tomato reductions from the East generally.
These tickets are on sale every day until
November 10. They are being awaited Of
by those wishing to settle In the san
joaquin and other great valleys OF Calf
iornia. likewise Arizona passengers. The
same line also offers a rate OF about hall
fare, plus 81, onc.way or round trip, 20
the Southwest generally, the trsi and third
tuesdays Of each month; the last semi
monthly excursion filed every available
ear. Tn October 20 a special bargain.coun
ter round.tfip home seekers rate is adycr'
tised for so from Chicago, and slJ from
Kansas City 10 central aud eastern IeNa,
and to Oklahoma. also - higher 20 Pecoi
Valley, Of New Mexico.
The mere sightsccr will I've more inter
csted IN the excursions TO Los Angeles ant
San Francisco That are booked on the
Santa Fc the latter part Of October, &c
count American Bankers Association Th'
rate then. out and back, will be SOS
from Chicago, $50 from Kansas City
and similarly reduced from other points
Anyone may go who has the price IN la
pocketbook. Special parties will take u
the Grand Canyon OF Arizona, On I'll.
way, and will he personally escorted
Those wishing 90 try an ocean voyage cal
extend their trip by Oceanic line steam
or from San Francisco Ca Hawaii and en-
JOY a weeks outing in the isles Of peace
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-10-16

Power dwslls with shesriulness-Ensr.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-10-16

Skid@"Did your friend. Chesterius Nc:
Eanter. the tigRcdian, ENJOY his Nacation''
Scads-"l can't ,hy a. g. whether he en-
ioytd Il OF not, but the public did. HaIti'
mote Ap.sIlcau.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-10-16

Athiei loves honesty ~ a hungry man loves
steak, aud for the zane fcasoD- mat he i,ccs
upon TN. U. Time Democrat.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-10-16

Marked Down. Stclla-"But what makes
you think III. duke j. a Bargain Bella.
''lIe j. In reduced circumstance. New
York sun.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17

The Lorc Mayor and the <'chnorren
A good story is told by the Jewish
World respecting Sir Marcus Samuel's
iealings with clever schno+rer.
which We'll er true or not, Is worth
recording Thinking that in conse'
auence of Sir Nj. Samuel's proud ele-
yation he had a special claim on his
,ordship's unity, the schnorrer called
At his private residence and asked to
see the lord mayor. What do you
want him fnr?' sternly asked the jani.
tor, eyeirg the d.lapidated visitor.
Tell his l0rdstip that the AlmigEty's
brother NAV wants TO see him." was
tho auGaVlcus message. Having no
re1ort at hand, t}i- footman introduc-
ed the scbporrer vita this singular
message. What 10 you mean by
calling rself tne Amightys
brothef-ia-law? asked the lord mayor
n surprise We'll, you see was the
.nosDr with the faint ghost of grin,
'dt.-.Gg my travels ] met two sisters;
one took and tie otAer the Almighty
-ook; am cot the .Almighty's
orother-in.law? The s s.hnorrer left
ne house with more than e bargain.
ID for.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Fer Philosophy.

Miss Pretty Teacher (soon to be
narried)-Of course we're tired te
death of teaching. I'm going tc stop
soon. Why dent you?
Miss Prim twho is always talking
marriage but has no ofTers)-Id like
to-.
Miss Pretty Teacner-Why don't
yos, then? You're not consistent
Something's the matter With yous
paIosophy. What is it, anyway?
Miss Prim--kapt principally
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Not Alarming.

Il really feel worried about my hus-
band, he is getting so absent minded
said Il young wife to her dearest girl
Friend.
Tell me about it, dear said the
friend sympathetically.
"Well. he came home from business
very late the other evening, and heard
him talking in the hall"
''To himSclf:" asked the friend sus-
picious!y.
.No. indeed.'
'Not-the COOKE
81 should say not. What an idea.
No; when | went down | found him
with feather duster in his hand. and
would you believe 1.-THE poor fellow
was trying to make it say Polly want
a biscuit Judy.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17

says she prevented attacks of cholera
morbus by taking Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets when she felt
an attack coming on. Such attacks are
usually caused by indigestion, and
these Tablets are just what is need
ed to cleanse the stomach and ward
off the approaching attack. Attacks
OF bilious collie may be prevented in
the same way. For sale by W. L. De
woody & Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Gained Forty Pounds in Thirty Days

For several months Our younge
brother had been troubled with ind1
gestion. He tried several remedie
but got no benefit from them. We PA:
chased some of Chamberlain Stor! ter
and Liver Tablets and he commenced
taking them. Inside of thirty days he
had gained forty pounds in flesh. He
is now fully recovered We have 2
good trade on the Tablets .-Holley
Bros, Merchants. Long Branch, Mo
For sale by w. L. Dewoody & Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
StrAnoe Freak Of Nature.

A chicken recently hatched in Wads'
worth London, was we'll provided for
in the way OF different members of tbs
hody, Notwithstanding, or perh aps be,
cause OF which it soon died. Il mad
two heaks. three eyes, five claws OF
the left foot ard IoIl on the right
aud three sets OF brains
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Extrsiy ~, - ce.

"Ma3fn. can't You gimme nickel?'
asked ha tramp, With his eye on the
brind.o Pup.
WHY. sir" exclaimed the lady of the
house, I gave you a dime yesterday.
What did you do With it,
II bought a auttimubble, Teddy" re-
piled the migratory genius. But now
I needs a nickel t pay de family Of Z
gentlemal wot run over in my keer'
less ways Baltimore News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
All He Received Was Advice.

.Sir, l have made up my mind to ask
you for the hand of your daughter
VIII you give it to ne:
you honor me. young man. but the
only thing can at present give you is
a little advice. Never make up your
mind Its existence is 50 extremely
DOUBTFUL that little makeup complete
ly disguses it" cleveland Plain Deal
er.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
x1t.n-n sl,e nre.,v tl!n f.lnr.

lie Aa8 been reading to lis wife-she
had aaGuta hair ana a ready tongue-a
let OF Hat weather Advice As he re
peated tAe various items that were said
50 be conducive 10 personal comfort
with IT,. .hprmometer Al 90 She nodded
her beua pprcyiuglE.
"That~ al r'&ht. she SAID
Then - loo6ed back at the paper
and aa4aa. Good tet3per is also q
great 1aeter IN hot weather happiness" !"
"Whas idiotic nonsense" she cried
ard warta bar ne more. Cleveland
Plain Healer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
DsL, ...s.l,ll,! I'm.

Il see that choice z 4aeai si4ers have
haatt= =H5ss,izHd s35s7a s. each.
.el'5r gaa. mess 5.at lei ny
q s fla.J =r#H.s9r#z. e. fzgre.s Il%
a.sz.s.aa i6oat. = t.#@e=tzsefs are
4tha bar-afu g.#.Htel saz 4 want al
aast two. - fIeTe3Hd I#'H Dealer
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Women Needed IN South Africa.

The British are Offering from $50
upward to ed'lcared women IL 90. to
south Africs as dressmake.s, store
clerks, lauAdresses, florists, book
faepers, cashiers, technical teachers
ard "mothers' helps THE technical
soachers are expected to counsel the
ew settlers in CARY worf, poultry
saapipa AID the li<e. and to serve As
oohz. aefssna ters nurses and 4oGse
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
folu Sf yraaiu nj S1ss& IL.


Or. P. NJ. RiX2y recai's T. / -
presidents mother sat down
arst time TO a White House d
What seemed to inlpres! her na-
the prodigal supply Of cre2nl. a.:
commented on IT'S abundance, al"
added:
"Wen, William, at last k9'7
they mear. When tiiey p
cream OF society
The president la:SheG. =! q
said he, that tier seems y ass
traya CANT array OF cr4aaa q" IL
but you know, mother 20 90!
,Ao keen COW -
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
haa l.ona Voting Recor0.

Dilas w. Bond OF Iowa Falls, n'
EAST his ballot for eighteen preside
.ial candidates. record held Is col
1aratively few men. Mr.. Bonds 1T
vote was IN Wayne county, Indian
In 1882, which he voted for Hem
Clay.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Knew of One.

What is the favorte drink Of trop-
.cal countries?' asked the caller in
search of information
can it be possible" said the answers
10 correspondents editor rather GROSSLY
for it WAS a hot day that you have
never heard of the na4Hs Of .AbEs,
sini3$" Chicago Triaune
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Knew RE Had nc ace.

- Essttatei "a asG2a fer { At1e
IN GoI consultations
"IFhv. certainly - said. "Thaf~ :
10 hr,rrv about th;s latter If Yea ia
sire to consult yom parents--"
Don't yed believe it Tor a noment "
sae interrupted firmly. "l want tc
consult Byadstreet's
And he threw UP the sponge Gag
sent out into the uight
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Trained Ants the Latest.

Trained ants are the latest novelt
In Berlin. There is a little circus 1
which these performers appear daily
They dance, turn somersaults, dray
miniature wagons, fight sham battle
and perform other wonders.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Mioht Have He,n Cats ana Dos..

The Constantine (A}geria) CORE
spondent of French newspaper
gravely states that in tae course Of &
terrible cyclone at Beugie shower Of
eats and mice fell over the distric}
for the space of about guag.er o.
an hour covering the fields
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
No Good Effects Noticed.

She-The miliner told me that she
had been down to the dentists to have
a nerve killed.
He-WeIl, from the prices she asks
for aaas should say the dentist must
have killed the wrong one.-Stray Sto
= les.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
The Sea Widow.

what have you got all that green
stuff on your head for?" inquired the
FIRST mermaid.
why, didn't you know of my hus-
bands death?" replied the other.
'tThese are my widows seaweeds. =
Philadelphia Press.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
ISn Talent

@Joha Henry, I'll thrash You soundly
If eyzr catch YOU telling another
story FIAT isn't true.
And Net. ma, beart You say to
the tu#alster taat ha'd great imagina-
ton. n."-t.3arel8nd Plain Dealer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Real Reform.

my husband doesn't gamble now az
ne used to-
Performed has he:'
Yes. he doesn't go to the race track
at all any more His worst dissipa-
ton now Is swimming. | think. At
any rate, he says he only goes to the
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
+. rs.r..r,4 consolation.

a. zse4-. said Nitie Washington,
- ,s..e...f fs.l#=5..##. -
as.5 Mss Cayenne.
q taet ia55eate@ tt Eou
e+s a5= =fzs at .guan l.s5l Ire.
5
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
rraatnent.

H>eel fo#sa9= Ha#Foalda &
ano. =se aud eNuaes oil heeu
~elx t9r You tlp" 9l.d Eou cure
aaa t. 5l@lt
y kept on na-lzl... Einl Chi
caG0 au1tez
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Fire Alarm in a Church.

A fire alarm IS to be placed in tbs
Reformed church at Pittsburg, Pa, so
that fremen may attend services and
at the same time know Of a fire should
ane# occur while they are away from
III 4~,Ls
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
i,l.ne.r.... =. 1-.e..- v.

Mrs. Fince-uez=I c1n congratulate
myself thar al NY daughters have
uotr5e3 welt
Mrs Lofenette- -II.m. Nj my daugh-
fers nave married well twice, Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
--~ ~
ka6lu1Gs8-

Zones told me that horse couldn't
Sose, and there he is running last"
Il guess Jones was holding the dope
sheet upside down when he figured
that out. t."-New York Evening Journal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Knew Nothinu Of Horses,

lord Kittbener says that most OF
the trouble with remounts in South
Africa was due to the act that the
soldiers Attending them knew nothing
Of the care of hCrseS
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Wary.

Mrs Farmer Here, poor man, are
some cold sausages.
Weary Willie Scuse me, mum. but
don't your sign say "Beware OF the
Dog t"-Jud3e.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
"A Picnic WIFI tie
COLLEGE Jesfers

"What did you do when Miss Kandid
0aid she thought you were Qdd?"
Told her I'd get even."-.Corneli
Widow.
Soph-That was the cieanest game ~
BAH l ever saw.
Jrnior-What game?
Soph-Why. the water polo ulutck.-
Columbia Jester
another tragedy" said the cynie
as shril shrieks arose from the ruined
cistern. Il suppose there is woman
at the bottom of it"--Yalc Record.
The Actor-Yrs, | am to recite Ham
lets soiiioQuy-
The Crltie-1he audience ought tc
sympathize with you.
Actor-IIow:
Critic-Why, it'll be such hard lines
for both of you.- Harvard Lampoon.
Long Win,ied Lover-Ah me. And
how ear show you all have within
my heart for you?
She desperately bored)-C0t it out
Yale Record
Crllsty Old Gent Go tramp)-What.
Begging again? Didn't | give you a
dime yesterday for a meal?
Tramp (sarcastically)-Yes. / know,
gov'nor but | overate, and | want to
get some medicine for it.-Columbia
Jester.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
Erin's Hall of Fame

U~LEASE give me-" said the teacher
as she rubbed her tired eyes
u The names of some great Irish
men, my dears.'
And when a hand waved frantically she
noticed with surprise
The griny paw was Jimmie McAleer's-
Twas something new for Jimmie TO be IN
tereStad when
A question was before the house, and
.syVell. Jimmie" said the teacher, name
your famous Irishmen.
He proudly answered: "Here's a few
know:
"McGinity and Hogan.
Mike Kelly, Dicky COgan,
jim Collins Wild Bill Donavan and Ryan;
McGill and Mcintyre,
Spike Shannon and MCGUIRE
Mccarthy, Dolan. DAILY and O 'Brien;
Jiggs Donohue, Mcbride,
Waddell the Philies pride;
Mcfarland, Musgs McGraw and &. Nc
Guirk;
Maloney, Grady. Lally,
Jack Sullivan. O Malley,
Pat Flahert, :. Hurley Eddie Burke;
Mccormick ard Mcconnell
McClllgan. O DOnnell,
Mckinley. Mcnamara and McGann;
Hugh Duffy and McMaekin,
McIiale McGee. McCracken,
ONeil, McQuaid. McManus and McMa-
hon
"Why. Jimmie, cried the teacher, just
wait moment, please.
What did those folks you mention eve,
do?
How is it that you didht give me any
names like these:
Tom Moore Parnell and Robert Emmet
tOO?''
Gee whz,i exclaimed the urchin. i
never seen dem guys;
l named de warmest members in de
mess.
De fellers you are boostin fer can't be SO
very wise;
Dey must ave played in some bush
league, | guess,
-MilWcukee Sentinel.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-09-17
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Critic Why, it'll be such hard lines
for both of you.- Harvard Lampoon.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-01-31

is not conspicuously tall. Those who know
his wit and his exuberance OF spirit do
not need TO be told that he has many
friends and Is welcomed at the literary
and aethetic clubs and coteries of the gay
capital. Some winter months he spends In
the Riviera; some summer weeks or months
as a guest in the seaside cottages OF
Partisan London families. He has lost
during these years none OF his Astounding
cheerfulness and good humor. He Is far
from being misanthropic cynic, and be-
ing asked if he had followed the Partisan
writer's and become pessimist. he earnest
ly answered "No,-a pessimist Is one who
has the choice of two evils and takes
BOTH OF Mr.. Titon's three children, the
girls are both happily married. one living
in New York and one in Chicago.
Mr. Tilton keeps very busy-as busy as
when he edited the Independent and the
Golden Age in New York. Fond of the
best examples of art. he spends much time
in the galleries of the Louvre and Luxem-
bourg He frequents the Latin Quarter
the Paris Boheme-where he used TO live.
He writes for newspapers and magazines.
English and French, and occasionally
American 1t is understood that he is en-
gagged upon a novel TO supplement his sue
cessful romance, Tempest Tossed, pub
lished a generation ago. He continues a
prolific writer of poetry.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-01-31

OF II. While suffering from hoarseness last
night. her singing Of Miss Brown OF Ar
kansaw'-a song meant only FOR New 1ork
audiences, with local hits that have little
meaning TO Western people-was given IN
pleasing style, was also her Nancy
Brown" ditty-the piece that made the sue
cess Of the show when originally sung by
Miss Cahill. JUNE McCree struggles with
a German character and gets some fun out
of IL In the first act. but in the second act,
which Is a mess of jibbering idiocy, the
lines allotted to him are too much OF a
handicap and he fails TO provoke mirth.
Richard Carroll In a take-on OF ex-Chief OF
Police Devery and George A. Schiller. as a
gay old ''rounder, make the most OF their
parts. Margaret Marston, as pretty Fifth
avenue miss, has but little to do, but she
does IL we'll, and her voice wins her into
favor, her duet with Harry Farleigh, who
also possesses "A good voice, being one OF
the bright numbers of the performance
There is a long list of characters in the
cast, but none is worthy of especial men,
ton, although ii is due the members of the
company TO say that the failure of sally
in Our Alley" to prove diyerting enter
tainment Is no fault of theirs.
The fact is, Mr.. Lederer has made a mis-
take in sending this show on the road. Its
jokes and puns are pertinent to Broadway.
but they Will continue TO fall very fiat in
this part of the country. The management
hopes TO disarm criticism by calling the
show ''hodge-podge of fun and music. /"
The music is there. although there is little
that is striking about it, but the fun, in
this case. Is too tame for words There was
large audience present last night, and
duction as the performers tried hard 10
make it enjoyable. A matinee will be given
this afternoon and the last performance to-
night.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-01-31
THEODORE TILTON.

Washington Post.

Washington Post
One of our contemporaries that ought TO
know better alludes in complimentary
words to the literary output of the late
Theodore Tilton." 1t is certainly known
to most OF the daily commentators on pub
lie affairs that Theodore Tilton is not the
late at all, but that he is quite as much
alive as ever, still following a productive
literary career in of the handsome
avenues of Paris that opens on the Champs
Elysees. near the great Bots de Bouogne.
quarter of century ago he chose Paris
for home partly because it is a city in
which IL is easy TO attain physical comfort,
partly because il Is "a vast solitude in whose
wildernesscs one can have much or as
little society as he wishes. but chiefly be-
cause lit is the center of all that is finest
and noblest in art" Twice he has been
back To his native land and his lecture
tours Melted him some satisfaction and a
goodly sum of money. If he comes back
TO spend the remainder of his life, as he
sometimes thinks of doing, IL Is his inten-
ton to make Washington his home.
a traveller who has recently seen and
dined with Mr.. Tilton, describes him as IN
superb health. his handsome face crowned
with an abundant shock of hair turning
from brown To gray, and his six feet two
Of altitude SO generously padded that he