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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19
Didn't Like Shnkesnenre.

A lady living in New York has a
maid of whom she is quite fond, and
whom she considers a superior young
person. Thinking to give her a great
pleasure she purchased tickets for
the theater and give them to her.
The next day she asked the girl how
she enjoyed the performance.
''Well, ma'am, I didn't think much
of it, said the girl.
"What was the play?" asked Mrs.
"Well, it had no name, ma am"
said Julia.
mo name!" exclaimed Mrs. - in
establishment.
''No ma'am,' said Julia, ''the pro-
gramme had printed on it AS You
Like It. and 1 didn't like it at ALL
N. Y. Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

displayed such bad taste, fault she
was ever ascribing to men, as the
portrait there indicates. The pair
went to New York and sailed for
London. Her Majesty's father was in
a great rage, but he sent his forgive
ness by the first mail and followed it
as soon as he could dispose of his
property here.
"Griswold and The Rival were
soundly cured of their folly and aft
erward became friends again. Poor
Griswold! 1t has been nearly IS
years since he died. Her Majesty is
still living, L believe, her husbands
survivor by several years.
'What is that? Who was The
Rival? Now, that is a delicate ques-
ton. But, as you have been a pa
tient listener to an old man who is
at best a bad narrator, 1 will tell
you. 1 was The Rival!"-N. Y. Times.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19
AT THE SUM NIT.

He started when the days were fair
And all the slopes were glad and green,
When all the world was free from care
And peace spread over every scene,
To reach a goal that Hope had set
Far, far ahead upon a height,
And, Drawing all the foes he met,
Kept on the way with all his might.
He found a thousand cares that he
Was forced to bear along the way,
But Love smiled on him joyously
And journeyed with him day by day:
New hopes succeeded those that died.
And little triumphs made him glad,
And men who fell behind him sighed
To have such blessings as he had.
At last one day he reached the goal,
So high, so distant at the start,
But joy came not to fill his soul,
Nay there was sorrow in his heart:
The place was high that he had won,
And still a splendid place and fair
But after all his work was done,
He turned to find his rival there.
IS. E. Kiser, in Chicago Record-Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

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ers, Miners and Manufacturers in Tennes-
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Write for copies of the following pamph-
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No. 3-Water Powers and Eligible Sites
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No. fTimber Resources.
No. 5-Mineral Deposits and Mining In
terests.
No Glands for Sale.
No. Peach Growing.
Soil and Geological Map of Tennessee.
Copies will be sent to any address free Of
charge. H. F. SMITH,
Traffic Manager. Nashville. Tenn.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19
Mistake in Signals.

A retired naval officer took holy
orders and became rector of a coun-
try church. His parishioners, wishing
to give him surprise, subscribed
among themselves and bought naval
flag for the church tower. Directly
the old gentleman saw it he flew into
a violent rage and ordered it to be
taken down at once. One of his pa
rishioners asked why he did not like
it.
"Allow that flag to fly on my church
tower? Never! It's an insult! Do
you know what that particular flag
signifies, sir? 1t means: In dis.
tress; want a pilot London Stand.
ard
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

N/OMEN should beware of contract
ing catarrh. The cold wind and
rain, slush and mud of winter are espe-
cially conducive to catarrhal derange-
ments. Few women escape.
Upon the first symptoms of catching
cold Peruna should be taken. 1t forti-
fies the system against colds and ca
tarrh.
The following letter gives one young
woman's experience with Peruna:
Miss Rose Gerbing is a popular society
woman of Crown Point, Ind, and she
writes the following:
Recently took long drive in the
country, and being too thinly clad 1
caught bad cold which settled on my
lungs, and which I could not seem to
shake off. l had heard great deal of
Peruna for colds and catarrh and l
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19
Plenty on Hand.

"You would get along great deal better
If you didn't get so excited" said the calm
man to his irascible friend. Cant you learn
to keep your temper?"
keep my temper! Well, L like that" re-
torted the other. 'I'd have you understand
that keep more temper in one day than
you have in your possession during a whole
Yearly onth's Cnmnaninn
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

"What kind of time did you have
at the party?" asked the old friend.
First rate" answered Mr.. Cum
rox. "You see, it was masquerade
party, and mother and the girls
couldn't identify me and criticise my
grammar and department" Wash.
inRton Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

bought bottle to try. I am pleased
that did, for it brought speedy relief.
1t only took about two bottles, and 1
considered this money well spent.
"You have firm friend in me, and I
not only advise it's use to my friends, but
have purchased several bottles to give
to those without the means to buy, and
have noticed without exception that it
has brought about speedy cure where
ever it has been used" Miss Rose
Gerbing.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,O.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Miss Florence E. Kenah 4S4 Maria Ottawa,
"a few months caught cold which settled
lungs and remained there persen became alarmed
took medicine without benefit digestive organs
upset. and head and back began severely frequently
81 was advised to try Peruna, and although had little faith
felt sick that ready anything brought blessed
relief at and felt that had the medicine last Within
three weeks completely restored enjoyed perfect
health SINCE
81 now have the greatest faith in Peruna" F. E. KENAH
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Jimmy-Td like ter have an opry- glass
some time.
Tommy-Oh, l Dunno I guess some NV
dem gals on de stage looks better widout
one.-Judge
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19
TechntcaIity ENDIained.

"Pa, what do they mean when they say
a man is all in?"
81 believe the intention is to convey the
impression that his caboose is under the
shed. "-Chicago Record Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in
Children's Home, New York, cure Feverish-
ness, Teething disorders, Stomach troubles,
destroy worms. All Druggists, 25c. Sample
FREE Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N Y.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19
Financially Speaking.
Buy
it
now.

Tom-That Miss Winters is remarkably
handsome girl.
Jack-Yes ! but she isn't half as pretty as
she was six weeks ago."
why, how's that?"
Her father tried to erase Wall street
from the map."-Chicago Daily News
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Dyelng is as easy as washing when Put.
nam Fadeless Dyes are used.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

The Overland Limited, solid train Chi.
cago to the Coast daily. Chicago, Union
Pacific & North Western Line.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Everyone says he is genius"
Cynicus-"Then l guess he might be. 1t
takes genius to convince other people that
you are one. "-Philadelphia Record
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

The Chicago & North Western is the only
double track railway between Chicago and
the Missouri River.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

If you will not lend love you cannot Dor.
row any.-Ram's Horn.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

He that can have patience, can have
what he will.-Franklin.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Paint does not make a painter.-Ram's
Horn.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19
To Cure a Cold in One Day.

Nothing so forcibly reminds man of life's
65revlty as 3O-day note.-Chicago Daily
News
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Forbearance is always more heroic tina,
fighting.-Ram' Horn
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Actors, Vocalists, Public Speakers praise
tales Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Flattery gilds the goose it intends to kill.
Rams Horn. w N "a.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Al
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. Csc
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19
AS miles test the horse,
years test a remedy.
rlexiCan rlustang Liniment
Buy has been curing everything that
it good honest penetrating liniment
now. can cure for the past 60 years.
The Change.

They were speaking of the great politi-
clan.
yes" said one, years ago 1 saw him
roaming the streets with not cent, and his
hands in his pockets"
How different" spoke the other. "Now
he has thousands and his hands in other
peoples pockets. Chicago Daily News.
A mans own good breeding is the best
security against other peoples ill-manners.
Chesterfield.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

l am sure Pso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago-Mrs. Thos
Robbins, Norwich, N Y. Feb. II, 1900.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

Truth releases from tyranny-Ram's
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-03-19

FREE Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, Ny.
Nothing so forcibly reminds a man of life's
brevlty as 3O-day note.-Chicago Daily
News.
To Cure "A Cold in One Day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c
Paint does not make a painter-Ram's
Horn.
The Chicago & Northwestern is the only
double track railway between Chicago and
the Missouri River.
Forbearance is always more heroic than
hghtlng.-Ram's Horn.
am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs Thos
Robbins, Norwich. N. Y. Feb. II, 1900.
!, Truth releases from tyranny-Ram,.
Actors, Vocalists, Public Speakers praise
Hales Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Flattery gilds the goose it intends to kill
Rams Horn.
The Overland Limited, solid train Chi.
cago to the Coast daily. Chicago, Union
Pacific & Northwestern Line.
If you will not lend love you cannot Dor
row any.-Ram's Horn.
Dyelng is as easy as washing when Put.
nam Fadeless Dyes are used.
He that can have patience can have
what he will.-Franklin.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
Monaay Afternoon GLIB.

Ladies OF Jha club mst this week
At the h8me of Mrs. Dora smith
Nearly aII members were present, and
two visitors. Mrs JAS. Nuries and
Mrs. D. ". Muu-ou. ot Howell,
Mich. The regular program was
given as tuIIpw-:
Plot and purpose ct Vanity Fair
Ms. Webster, Comparative des-
sripuou- OF tbe b1ttle Of Waerioo
as giveu by Thacberay and Victor
Hugo. Mr. Warner; Reading Mater
l0o." NJ Burnett.
Mrs. Webster in her review OF
Vanity Pair gave comparisons Of
Becky sharp aud Amelia aud OF
Crawlc aud Dobbin.
Next Monday the club meets with
NJ iss Burnett.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
Coke Men Strike.

Crested Butte coke oven men are
ON strike for increased wages or les
work. They went out TUESDAY
morning and fires have been eXrin
guished entailing considerable ex-
pense to the management when they
are again started. shipments Of coke
from the Plusburg Of Gunuisou
county have, OF course, ceased for thr
time being and the slack OF the miue
from which this coke is burned sc-
cumulates at a loss TO the company.
The men received only 20 cents tor
pulling an oven which must be-
tended aud watched "a hours. EverA
day alternate ovens are pulled and
fiued. the heat from the red hot owens
on either side firing the fresh ones
Sometimes for three years at a stretch
these fires have never been eN.
unguished so the delay is quite
serious.
We understand the men claims Cd,
ovens are being charged heavier o0
late and demand a new deal
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
OVER FIFTY PEOPLE INJURED.
DE- RG. Train Leaves the Track on Pass
WHOLE TRAIN DITCHED BUT NO ONE KILLED.
Worst Ae1isent Years O1eurs This Morning Buxton
Foar Miles Above Sargent.

IEi- m1rHIuG. pass tram
No. SI5 la charge of CoHduetar
Richardson and Iuaia-sr Rooney
vas reported at Guuui-ou ou
time Later word rame that It
had not kdt SarEeut- aHd com
pauy surgeons we're wanted
Then 10 trau-pir'-i that The hple
train was iu She ditch T EWtau
faur mila- above ~argauts and
that alm0-t eFrrgaHa aH tbs tram
was more 8r ls-- injured some oi
them fatally
The engine callal t1 take No.
sl5 10 GRAND junction was
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16

coupled t5 tug c5aehs- and an
ezTress and with lutor- Naek
utusb aud Jay sad utber balI
laft immediately igr the ursck
Tho train va~ dara,lad al u
point where irslZLt cars lait the
TRACK Yesterday and rhewi.shad
NOT beeu properly ra'ail
Another fruH with the are.E-
ing arag Iast at oui rIurk
A. We go tu t1 press u1 details
are YET obJaiuahis except that Ii
Is reported that no one was kilIed
though over hIty were injured.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
M=DougaI Gets Commit,es Plums

lH taa bpu-a rumui rea- "a. auuaHu-
aE ~paaher ~auiafI af thc Hons.
H. EaTre-eH auga- ltsf ~ttHrday Cen
aI-lH g1uu.y s representative JudE.
p NJ MrDoueaI arPs.r- % have Sc
urd ab5uI vEat be desired. Al
mmfftar- varr mtlr uF of jsma-
rs and ur-W WHroft rrpuJieau.
.HH NaIc5.t 1es bring IeJ sut ru %,
-aH.
The Judge is a member of mmi
taes m Appropriation and Eypaul.
.w.s Eiue .tiIa. Fi-b. Poultry spI
Come Jud e.1ry, Road. sud Bridge.
aHi ou ~.tre Ga-UtuU1u-. .. would
have brau hard Go rIes out better
H-.
5 l. u8Ilef. seust'r from Aspen
now representing Gunni-Iu as we'll 9.
m mner1f -ruHfe rImmitee- ou Bauk
ing tud luzurlurs. Mines aud NJ ming
fi,h, Forestry and Game aul on Prt-
virge- and Elections.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
Commissioners Meet Again.

Ca Tuesday the commissioners
again met with all members in
attendance. County clerk J. 4
Brothers was represented by his
deputy, 7. W. Harper.
1he board organized for 1908 by
rlectiug Jos. II Collins chairman, be
being the senior commissioner as.
cardrng 10 late elec ions.
stare taxes tor 1895 were on
motion declared Unavailable
The grocery saloon bond of w b.
Owen Il Co. Of Vulcan, was approved
and clerk was directed to issue a
license in accordauce with bis appli-
cation
Official bonds were approved OF
"a. Beck, Justice of the peace tor
precinct No. z, Of Jos F. Heiuer,
county surveyor, and Of c. p. wilson
constable for precinct No, z.
Do appearing 10 the board that :,
q. CLARK lost by fire his entire stock
# merchandise aud that by reason Of
such loss it is impossible for him to
pay the smlunt OF his taxes assessed
against sa.d stock for the year 1901,
bat can pay part thereof, it is
ordered that the ouunty treasurer l.
hereby authorized 10 accept the sum
If $50 in fun payment for his per-
sauaI tax for the year 1901. provided
'He same is paid within 80 days from
this date.
/ / apI caring TO the board by the
| statement Of the county assessor that
. the assessment against the estate OF
/ william NcGowan for 1901 is enron.
/ auus and excessive on cattle. it !,
ordered that the assessment against
such estate be reduced by delucting
.berefrum the sum Of $500. that
being The amount Of such erroaeou'
/ assessment
The Jury list was drawn and bills
7 allowed
Meeting wednesday, the board
employed Dexter T. saPp as county
attorney for 1908. DIR. F. ID. san
ford was employed as county physi
clan for the ensuing year.
On motion, sction in regard t'
recommending water commissions
for water district Ne. Is wss post
uoned until next meeting Of tn
board
On motion the board adjourne,
until January 27th, at 10 o'ciocl
s. IN.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
Expensive Living There.

In the town of Tlfton, Georgia an
ordinance passed by the town daddies
taxes everything in sight or uut Of
sight. Here are a few samples H.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
Later News Of the Wreck.

The passengers Of the wrecked
train who could go ou were
brought through GWuis1u at
3 20 this afternoon 1u special
over thirty we're quite seriously
hurt The badly injured ones
were taken To- the Sahda hospital
this afternoon ONLY thrre are
thought to be- fatally hurt No
Gmui-ou people were ou the
train. The mail, express aud
baggage are still iu the ditch
The engine it appears remained
ON the track, but every ear went
oil and rolled from the trucks
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
High School Notes

b a Pupil
Iva Wilson and Grace Stevens
s,te essent daring the past seek on
account of sickness
Hattie Nader entered the high
school this week
The class iu Ancient history spent
the past week IN thorough study OF
the subject Of Faud alism, the work
for Friday taking The form Of com
poi ions. There are six members OF
this class.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16

;. ;. johnson has closed his Col
umbine restaurant preparatory to
moving to Delta for his health. He
does not expect TO remain there per
manently, bat sn attack Of heart
trouble has compelled him 10 seek q
lower altitude. The COlumbiue i
expected to resume in early spring.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
ANENT TIE AFFDAvTs

The Tribune pI last uask COMES
out m "a rather ieu4thy utale
Relating how iu it- opinion, the
LATEST developments m the CON
test against Judge McbouEal
have trau~pirrd and at tha same
Time Wuch to our surprise, Civ
ing its sanction t1 this most
Am-y lut also most iuIguitous
contest The Tribune lamely
-pt- mp as 8u excuse torit- action
the manner 10 wlirh Judge Ne
puugal b.. bv the ubiquitous
editor Of the Tribune supposed
to have obtained Dissemination.
The Tribune man vsl knew when
Boz was writing the above alb
~urdity that it WAS newer mem
TONED OF even iutimated in the
contest papers lie also knew
that the allegations against Me
Douglas : election are Illegal reg
istration, voting, and counting
Oi ballots. fraud and iutimida-
tion OF voters in every preciuct.
ih the county.
Now. didn't YOU. Charlie?
But, although you had an
overWeening desire to serve your
bosses faithfully, Yes, even to the
Baron OF Wolhurst, YOU did not
dare come out in your paper
openly in defense of such FALSE
and odious charges against the
fair name OF the people of Gumi-
son county. Yet, with your
Characteristic mental acutcue-~
you seek to divert the attention
of your readers to an allegation
which YOU knew was entirely for
eign to the matter in contro-
versy.
Further along in the articletha
ubiquitous editor seeks to in
form Us as TO the manner bon
which the various signatures of
II II TAYLOR were obtained
How much he did not know D.
shown by the article and sigma.
lures ON another page of this
issue.
But considering the usual tom
of the Tribune, We were surprise
to note that it defended this con
test This might have been p>-
pected of the Republican, bur
when the people Of the county
irrespective Of party, We're in mol
uncertain terms condemning this
contest, especially the manner iu
which IT was instituted. We did
really expect better things from
our Puritanic neighbor
We know that there are many
election frauds charged iu other
parts of the state. For them
neither the democrats or repuh.
licans of this county are respon-
D
sible However, they in no seu-a
can be offered as a justifcari0n
OF the contest filed against Tire
fair name OF our own county.
Two wrongs do not make one
right. SAYS the Tribune in an
other page Of last issue. Then
why in the name of common
decency does the editor OF that
| publication at the same time
seek to Justify what he. a. well q :
every citizen of this county.
knows to be wrongful act.
Continued on Last Page
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
Contest in Land Offioe-

The local land office has YESTERDAY
and today been occupied in hearing
a contest brought by Jacob +. HUI
of quartz creek asking that his home
stead entry be set aside.
Gunnison news-champion., 1903-01-16
Junior Domestie Seienos Club.

so many seductive aud aIiuriug
tales b I'd been circulated concerning
the to0tb-1me dtiuties served at DO
mestic Science club meetings that the
husband, OF the young married lad1
members have Iougcd with exceeding
longing tor a demonstration Of the -
cent bauquet-.
Mrs. +. e.. B1yIes, on whom the
entertainment this week fell, sym
pathizad with the f1rI1ru men who
had beeu regularly forced on Tuesday
evening 90 munich cold ham while their
wives RECALLED them with stories OF
appeliz.ug viauds they had eaten.
According y the men were hidden,
but arrived unknown To the other
ladies until at the door Led bF
Judge NUurse aud Sheriff suodgrass
the citadel was sturmsd aud forth
with the sp1iIs Of war were enjoyed.
No need Of cold ham lunches that
night.
Mrs Boyles certainly made an
enviable reputation as culinary
artist and as a hostess. The menu
follows Its items cost in the sggrc-
gate s. or about 25 cents a plate.
Cream Of Potato soup Wafers
BrumaugriU7
Celery
TIHkLHE
Olives
CreauHai y cal Plum Car=Gu
Potato Snow
Cole Slaw .raau Dressing
Elrralt Ja..y
Tea Biscuit Taafar
Snow Pudding
| Lemon and I1c1a-ut Cake
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-10-03
How Animals Swim.

Almost all animals know how to swim
without having to learn il. As soon as
they fall into the water or are driven
into it they lnstinctively make the prop
err motions, and not only manage to keep
afoat, but propel themselves without
trouble. Exceptions are the monkey, the
camel, giraffe and llama, which cannot
swim without assistance. Camels and
and CRATES and monkeys drown if they
enter it. Now and then both of the lat
ter species manage to cross waterways
as human beings occasionally can keep
themselves above water through sheer
fright
A funny, though able, swimmer is the
rabbit. He submerges his body with the
exception of head and tail. The latter
sticks away up in the air, and his hind
legs make "soap suds" as he churns the
water madly to get away. But with all
this awkwardness he is a swift swimmer
and is only beaten by the squirrel among
the land animals. The squirrel swims
with his feavy tail sunk away down in
the water end his head held High. He
cleaves the waves like a duck, and a
man in n rowbOat has all he can do to
keep abreast of the swimming squirrel
One thing that none OF the land living
animals dies is TO dive. No matter how
hard pressed swimming deer. rabbit,
squirrel or other purely terrestrial amman
may be. it will remain above water. But
the muskrat. beaver. ice bear and other
dive Immediately. Philadelphia Public
Ledger.