The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1903-06-07


The late F. r. Newman had a ancestor in Hawaii, a sea captain think,
who owned LAND in HI Manoa valley No lived in town. He was a man Of
large means which lie converted into gold coin n concealed. When he
needed honey he would leave the vnlage-for Honolulu va a small place
then-and go by night to Manoa, returning with funds. This IN was his
bank. Suddenly he died an left nothing visible except a guavacovered
farm n sOm little personal property. It vas HI belief of Mr.: Newman
that a snug fortune a been cached in Manoa ten years g he used to
a dollar % did anybody else Sc far as he knew.
Neighbor cunha, after reading he remarks in this column about TEN
perance drinks. added butermnk to his pal supplies He las had a card
board sign printed with a American flag in N corner h legend in
large type; TRY h American Small Farmer Buttermnk, Recommended by
the Missionary Party" I got such a card through the mail yesterday n
in h corner of the address side appeared te caba1htic lettering "EL S {.
and s. E b." The E. S c mean cunha of course he other initials
are hose of n If thu most venerable md respected of HawaHs missionary
survivors unh always oherHhes the eoncet tina he is In sprruous
partnership with spiritual men n a zig Yer n of his saloon doorways
trying to create a thirst for standard missionary beverages-at W bttsa
thirst.
Col Tom Fitch thinks that Honolulu business men ought to appoint two
committees to wit on incoming steamship passengers. One Ommnte would
have a supply of Iesa n another of bd eggs When a strang anne down
h plank he would De asked what lie intended to do If he said that he had
con to visit the place for a few weeks n see hi sights a smiling commit
would say "Iei. pleased" u if lie said lie "a conn to invest
his money n settle. down, the committeeman with a sinful countenance would
trn n yell, Gimme an eggr'
Improvement in thu public bill of fare is a fad of mine nd used to be
when I lived n New Orleans I think I a he first "a to get the c%reoles
interested in Vermont gooseberry pie. Now I notice. with genuine satisfaction
But unfortunately our Chinese cooks DO nt understand he dercacy and cook
iced salt nork, onions potatoes butter saItan NJ pepper. The mex best use
is in frhters When the Coos bay clam enters ones midst in these guises
a nan is justified in running about with pure JOY and shouting Vat iss' Vat
is!'
Now n Thea one hears Of people getting SICK from eaHg ICE craH'
sometimes they succuub t., ice croam SOFA. 1t isn't because The materials
bad when the cream was frozer but because the cream las been twice
One of h most fecund producers of the culy-brsted microbe with
saw teeth is the cooled-over ice cream OF the cheap retail dealer.
So Dowte is coming, What d I think of Dowie? He's a magnificent
magnetic confidence man who work the old, old game-startfng a new 1eng-
For years watched the inception of he anne in Australia. His book,
Leave OF Healing" throws a bright light on thisg great schemer. On page
721, under tbs head Of Your Money and our Life he said Il wan both for
Then follows his ritual:
General Overseer-zton, are you willing to give me, as Gods messenger,
your money n you lfe"
"AudRnce-YeS'
The more we give o. our lives HI happier we are, are we not"
"Audince-Yes'
The more w give of u money me happier we are. are W e not%
"Audence-Yes'
Those who are not, say no.
Il d o lot hear IN who say no."
This was all said in regard Ito thu building Of a New Shiloh Tabernacle,
to be built Of. steel and rick in Zion City, to seat sixteen thousand persons.
on page 72O, under the head of Ne Board of Management in zin" the
following is found, the statement of Overseer Dowfe:
" I do not care a snap about boards IF management, because I have
nome. 1t would tax a pretty hare board to manage me. Qaughter) There
has never been even a committee in Zion. One IF the nos stupid things
going is a board"
The VOW Dowie makes his followers take is this me-:
I vw in the name of God. my Father and Of Jesus the Christ, His Son
and my Savior. m of the Holy Ghost, who proceeds from the Father and
Son. that ! will be a faithful member of Zion Restoration Host organized
at Shiloh Tabernacle in the city of Zion, o Lords Day, September 81. 1902
INC L declare hat / recognize John Alexander Dow General verseer of tbs
Christian Catholic Church in Zon, of which I an a member, in his threefod
prophetic office as the Messenger of the Covenant h Prophet foretold bv
n Elijah thu Restorer
I promise to the fullest extent of all my powers to obey all rightful orders
by him directly, or by his roperly-appomted officers, nd to proceed
to any part OF the world. wherever ne shall direct as a member OF Zion Reso-
ration Host n hat all family ties and obligations all relations to all
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