The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-01-11

Not WELL" Dubois replied You see. went for
minute of the days stayed there
was nothing but land breeze"
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L remarkable misdirected effort when
driving today Representative Beidler.
Ohio Il saw man rnging dinner bell at the deafand
dumb asylum
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Senator Hanna complaining to one of his Ohio men
day or two ago because certain thing had
done.
You didn't tell it, protested the Ohio man
That makes difference" Senator replied You
should done it anyway"
Senator the Ohio said with much indignation,
Il am willing to obey orders. but L am darned II
anticipate them"
The young kissed her and she screamed
What the trouble. NeiIie:" demanded voice
from upstairs.
II Just a mouse she hbbed.
Presently the young man Claimed another kiss and the
scream was repeated Again the voice.
What is it this time"
Il just
Then the old man came down with the house-cat, q
mcuse-trap and cane and sat in corner to watch de-
velopments.
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Once a month custom O a clergyman in a
neiGhboring catechise the Sunday Among
theOquestions asked was Who was Esau? Several
sponded but of the satisfactory
the about tell said
Il think can tell you what he did
Well said the pastor, M Esau
"Esau was the fellow who sold his copyright for
of potash"
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Senator Elkns OF West Virginia in his young days
was railroad station agent his ONCE being
box car on siding He tells the story himself that
one day in checking load of immigrants effects
he could not find bureau called for by the way
in possession. however, of vigorous jaekass that
not down the bill So he to the shipping
agent:
Il am short bureau and long jackass'
You are o. h. That bureau a burro.'
A certain Scotch laird recently invited an English
friend to stay with him for fishing. day
Englishman. who novice at the sport hooked
fine salmon and in his excitement, slipped and
the river The keeper seeing that e swimmer
hooked to him with the gar drag
him ashore. when the laird called out. What
ABBOTT Dona Bet haul o. rod lock the fush
Ma friend can bide but the flush winna"'
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Two talking behind elegantly dressed wo-
Fulton street, in Chicago the other day
Did you hypnotic a woman" asked one
NONSENSE" the other snered
Bet 81 / make Of US touch both
her before she has gone half a block"
DO you know her?"
NO. Never her before
What would you do to. herr"
Nothing; word.
And you'll make her touch both her hands to her
without touching her speaking to her."
Yes. sir
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you"
Very we'll. Watch now In a tone loud enough
for the to hear he said his companion Char
ley, how do like the fashion have Of
wearing only ear-ring?
Instantly the clapped gioved hand and then
the other to her IL had Of her
sparklers
It'll work every time" said the winner You can
make good betting It II you can find sucker.
enough to take you up.
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\ PRETTY little goldenhaired girl with her mother
in the Supreme Court this morning the dcci-
sions were being handed down
After Justice Shras had soIemny his
a patent medicine suit there silence moment
that broken by the little girl said enough
to be heard in all parts of the chamber: Mamma why
don't somebody smle?''
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Authority board steamboat interesting study
1t sliding scale but. unlike gamut
Only way. This is bad for the lower &C" the
steamboat but he has good Of
how the thing works was given not long a boat
in the Delaware.
The captain of steamer trying make a land
ing at the deck but the operation attended with
difficulty line from the bow had been and
made fast but the vessels swinging
of into the stream. The skipper. with a
brow stood the bridge. abaft the wheeihouse and
stared the first mate who hus;ling the
hurricane amidships. Down below quarter
deck the second mate helping the third a
deck hand TO take turns OF the stern line which
UP Of being the dock
MIR. Oleson" said the captain I'm a gentenanly tone
mate why in thunder don't you get
line out you long. lean lank. kneed. tar
tainted returning reason2 Don't Won
swinging org
Aye. aye Oleson replied. respectfully touch
ing his cap the skipper.
Then Mr. OIeson leaned far the and Yasng
voice called the attention TO mat
ter OF great Importance
Peterson he yelled what's eating you. you
block-eyed ubber, you want choke the
stresm7 Get move and be quick about IT
Aye. sir Mr. Petsrson's response the
delicate received from superior then
gave the third Instructions
Swanson" gently firmly remarked. "Iu crack
your you hump yourself you xaun.
eyed. bow-Icgged stock-nsh feeder hard there
Lively and get that line OUT"
Aye aye. sir" said swanson IN . humble
Then Swanson gave the deck hand who 81 a
month a the side the head him
spinning Their ne Jumped him with both ami
WHY Of the other place you
PAY lire you ozis~ei uhiteiivsred
hoe-hacked slab-s5ed bencheEreS feebs.r
cd u5rlifS rubber what paving you for Ard
finished the unfortunate with kick IN ne
The deck hard the He an made the
Then he vert hogf vhrr. he sroir.ed hss
person ard dubbed himself with q hard spike.
Wit ard Wisdom From New eosts.