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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
One on K.ubeIfk,

Here. is a story about Kubelik that
did not come from the press agent:
The yiolinist was once asked to play
at a lunatic asylum. He chose "a
brilliant Slav composition, and the
audience seemed delighted One Of
the regular boarders came up and be-
gan to talk with him. Kubelik asked
him how he liked the performance.
The lunatic stared at him for awhile
and then said: well, to think Of the
likes Of you being allowed out while
I am kept in here
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05

The Blue Lodge, which is one of the
Masonic orders in this city has just
issued neat booklet combining the
history Of the lodge from its inception
IN this city to the present time with the
bylaws and funeral service of the order.
The lodge vas formed IN 1872 and ofthe
charter members there are but four re-
naming they, being Alb. Marden, Martin
Penning, Chas. Brus: and Jacob Current.
The book is the joint work Of DR.. Mar
den "a. and Rev. S. g. Updyke, and is of
interest to the members of the order at
present and will be of more interest as
the time passes and those who had to do
with the establishment of the lodge pass
off the scene.
Ed. Juni acting for the militia com
pany Of this city made trip to Spring
field Saturday to look after the section
Of the company that is located there,
and to assist them in effecting an organ
ization. They held a meeting III the
evening and elected Albert Nuessle,
president; B. Moe, vice president i Ed
ward schmld, secretary; Adolph schmld
treasurer. This organization is for local
purposes, to give some one authority II
matters that pertain to themselves. There
are twenty-seven members of the com.
pany in that village. They drill every
Thursday evening in the auditorium o.
the school house and are instructed in
this BY Oscar Lehne, a young man who
has seen three years service in the regu.
lar army as a corporal. The officers oil
the company speak in the highest terms
of the boys at Springfield and are proud
Of the added strength they give to the
company.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
B|lEE.El:GhER WANTS CASH BACk
Water Main Makes Trouble For
Railroad.
Pfaender ReneWs Request For
Armory Rent.
Little Business Of Importance is
Transacted.

The thermometer stood near the
three figures at the clerks Office last
night. when the members of the council
assembled to transact business for the
city and it was fortunate for them that
there was little to keep them. The
most important thing that was done
was listening to petitions and referring
them to the proper committees.
b. L. Beeeher appeared asking for
a refundment Of money paid the city
on account of water fines brought
about by reason of a leakage in the
pipes that supply the railroad with
water. He stated that he had prevail
ed upon the company to allow the bills
to be paid upon presentation. and in
view of the fact that the company had
paid greatly in excess of the usual
amount for water, he felt that heSwas
entitled to the fines which he had paid
out of his own pocket. His request
was referred to the water and light
committee.
/ Albert Pfaender, on account of Co.
A appeared and renewed his request
for the rent of the armory, which the
state law says may be paid by the
cities where militia companies are es-
tablished, as upon previous occasions
the request was referred to the proper
committee.
The grade on German street was
raised six inches and Chas. Stole was
granted his request for part payment
of the amount for laying the water
main on Washington street to the
amount of $500.
Clerk Schilling called attention to
the fact that the income of the city was
not sufficient to cover the expenses
and if the present contracts entered
into were carried out some measure of
raising money would have to be pro-
vided. Funds are over drawn to the
extent of $4,000. It was thought that
money would have to be borrowed and
it would be expedient to look to some
other source than the banks, where
the interest would not be so high.
It was also decided to dispose of
some more park property and three
lots in the property south of Center
street will be sold at public auction
on Aug. Both, at 10 O'Clock.
Bills to the amount of 81, 611.79 were
allowed.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05

WANTED - SEVERAL INDUSTRIOUS
persons in each state to travel for house
established eleven years and with large
capital to call upon merchants and gents
for successful and profitable line. Perma-
nent enga cement. Weekly cash salary of
SlS and all travelling expenses and hotel
bills advanced in cash each week. Exper-
fence not essential: Mention reference
and enclose self addressed envelope. THE
NATIONAL. 1874 Dearborn ST., Chicago. 33
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
POTENT Pill PLEASURE.

The pills that are potent in their
action and pleasant in effect are De
Wits Little Early RiseTs. W. S.
Philpot Of Albany, Ca, says During a
bilious attack I took one. Small as il
was it did me more good than calomel
blue-mass or any other pills | ever took
and at the same time it effected me
pleasantly. Little Early Risers are
certainly an ideal pill Sold by all
druggists.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
Putting 1t MILDLY.

\ Here is the extremely delicate way
which a Kansan states his chief reason
for asking that he be freed from mat
trimonial bonds, which gall: '.The de-
PENDANT has acted in such a way that
said husband has had difficulty in dis
tinguishing her treatment of him as q
husband from her treatment of others
who bore no such relation to her
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
st. Paul Nl[innea oils
Stocks Grain
'<TWENTY AND
ONE SPECIALS

This is the title of neat little hand
book which is now reaky for disbrution.
The book will be especially interesting
to bankers, business men and others de-
slrous of learning ofsthe many good OPP
portunities now offered for investment
in stocks, londs and giit-edged securi-
ties. Only such railroad and industrial
stocks are included as are In our best
judgment absolutely sound and will
prove profitable investment. Great care
and considerable sum of money has
been expended, and you can depend
upon its reliability. II you are interest
ed and desire free copy, kindly call at
our nearest Office aud leave your name,
or in case you prefer, send direct to our
main Office, Room A, Manhattan Bldg,
st. Paul, Mimi, and until the supply is
exhausted, we will be pleased to accom-
MEDIATE you.
Yours truly,
| sl<$# lGz5sG EDw Ans Wo0D e. co s
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
sART0 ELECTED POPE 7.
Patriarch Of Venice Now Wears
The Tiara.
New Pope Said to be Follower Of
Leo XIII.
-Endeared to All by His Gentleness
and Purity.

Giuseppe Sarto was born in Riesi,
diocese of Treviso, June 2, 1885, and
was created cardinal by Leo XIII at
the consistory Of June u, 1898, re-
ceiving the title of S. Bergarda Dele
Terme. He is also Patriarch of Ven
ice since June, 1898, and Bishop of
Mantua. He belongs to the eccles-
lastical congregations of Bishops and
Regulars, Sacred Rites, Indulgences
and Sacred Relics.
Cardinal Sarto enjoys greatpopular-
ity in his diocese, and is honored by
all for his purity, for the strict up
righthess of his life, and for liberal
ideas. He is modest and agreeable
man, highly cultivated, very kind
hearted, still strong and robust in
spite of his sixty-eight years. He has
never taken great part in the political
and public life of the church, but
divided his time between study and
good works. Although most faithful
to the holy see, he was presented to
the king and queen of Italy in Venice.
He may be considered among the
more liberal member of the Italian
episcopate and sacred college. He is
rather timid in expressing an opinion.
1t is said that Leo XIII always
though very highly of him, and sided
with him on one occasion when Sarto
disapproved Of Rampolla's policy.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
Use Aliens Foot-Ease

A powder to be shaken into the shoes
Your feet feel swollen nervous and hot
and get tired easily. # you have aching
feet, try Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t rests the
feet and makes new or tight shoes easy.
Cures aching, swollen, sweating teet, bis
tiers and callous spots. Relieves corns and
buuOns OF all pain and gives rest and
comfort. Trv it today. Sold by all Drug
s,ists and Shoe dealers, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Trial package free. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olnsted, LIE Roy, N. Y. s.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
Pianos at Wholesale,

Don't pay fancy prices to agents for a
piano, but write to Williams Bros, St.
LOUIS, Mo-, the manufacturers, or to B.
Gruenenfelder, New Ulm, Ga N. Broad
way, where you get circulars and prices
and where you also have chance to see
and hear those beautiful Instruments.
Guaranteed for ten years.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
Baseball 4rmor.

4 To protect his chest, heart-shapedI
piece Of sheet iron riveted to some
heavy leather was worn by one of
the players in a football match Ia;
Denver.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
Notice to Contractors

Sealed proposals will be received at
the Office of the Board OF County Com
missioners of Brown County, Minnesota,
until 10 o'clock A. NJ. of the l7th day of
August, 1908, for the construction Of a
Poor Home according to altered plans
and specifications now on file at the Of
fee of the County Auditor. All bids
must be accompanied by a check for
$4,000 payable to the County, condi-
tional upon his finishing contract with
in 10 days after he has been notified
that his bid is accepted. The right is
reserved to reject any and all bids.
ANDREW j. ECKsIEIN,
ANDREW HOFFMAN,
Committee and Co. Commissioners,
Brown Co., MINI.
Dated at New Ulm, Nina, August 4,
1908.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

All dru ggists refund the money if it fails
to cure. E. ". Groves signature is on each
box, &c
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1903-08-05

rather timid in expressing an opinion
It is said that Leo XIII always
though very highly of him, and sided
with him on one occasion when Sarte
disapproved of Rampolla's policy. y
A bad accident was narrowly averteC
on the North Western in this city just
this side of the redstone bridge. By
some unknown means car in the middle
of long freight train jumped the rails
and bumped along over the ties, cross
ing the bridge in that manner, managing
the ties IN SO bad shape that most OF
them will have to be replaced. 1t is a
mere matter of luck that the car did not
wreck the train, and add another to the
several accidents that have taken place
in that neighborhood. The car was set
back on the rails by the train crew
and but little time was lost by the
accident.
The writer met S. ]. Race, superinten-
dent of schools for Redwood county, in
Minneapolis last week and in converse
ton with him in matters relating to
school work, he paid Mr.. Cutting of this
county a neat compliment by saying
that the schools under his care have
shown more and better progress than
under any other superintendent. He
said that it would be the best thing the
county could do to keep him in the Of
fee as long as be would hold it, because
he was working along lines that are pro-
gressive. Mr.. Race is considered one OF
the best educators in the state and this
endorsement of Mr.. Cutting from him is
f1atterlng indeed.
Wednesday evening closed the exer.
cises in honor of the silver jubilee oil
Father Sandmeyer-the commemorative
of his twenty-five years service in the
priesthood. 1t was an occasion of much
eclat, and in it's participation the people
not only of his congregation but of the
city at large, gave evidence of the high
appreciation in which he is held. HI
received the highest honor that one per
son may bestow upon another: the trlb
ute of love, and being worthy of it ht
can feel that be has friends in this city
who appreciate him for what he is wortl
| aside from his position in the church
All the exercises were of very higl
order and were appreciated by the man,
who were present at the various meet
lngs to listen to them.
| Henry Beinhorn is suffering from al
injury received by falling as a result 0
defective crossing at Second Soutl
street on Broadway. Mr.. Belnhorn i
quite old and feels the injury severely
1t would appear that the city is l1abl
for another damage suit IN this case I'm
Hess it is able to settle it, fo1 the crossing
has been in bad shape for some time. I
would seem that the officials woul,
realize that the city>is 10 danger as lon'
as the walks are allowed to remain a
they are. In some sections of the Cit
and on some of the streets that are use
constantly there are walks that ar
really dangerous even if one is careful
IN walking on them. In other parts @
the city the authorities are SO strict tina
they even break planks that would unde
ordinary circumstances last for som
time. No complaint is made against thi
but the same thing should prevail owe
the city in all places regardless of who's
property it Is. The city has enoug
expenses without accommodating nor
| through this avenue.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-23

Francisco, visiting from there the mis-
sions along the coast and occasionally
coming to the east.
Russian emigration to this country,
while not large in members Of the Rus
sian church, has, nevertheless, brought
to this country enough Of them to form
churches in q number of eastern manu-
featuring centers. These are In charge
of missionary priests sent out from
Russia, and Bishop Tikhon finds it nee
essary to spend as much time in the
east as the west. The church In New
York was therefore built, money being
subscribed In Russia for the purpose,
in order that the church might have
eastern headquarters.
The building Is Of distinctively Rus
sian style and of a character different
from any other in New York. The audi
forum Is almost square and very high,
extending into a central dome 100 feet
or more above the floor. A sanctuary
screen from Russia is to be placed be-
tween nave and chancel. The building
adjoining the church Is the residence
Of the priest in charge and contains
apartments for the bishop.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-23
QUEER CENSUS FACTS.
Clerks Come Across Many Curiou.
Names In the Schedules.

Names In the Schedules.
81 have heard good many curious
names in my life" remarked census
clerk few days ago, but l never
ran across such Il motley and amusing
collection of appellations as appeared
on one of my schedules for the black
Louisiana farmers. They ran like this:
Major Goforth. Sallie Bowlegs. Wiley
Putcham, Virginia Choice, Bird Scrog
gins, Cauly Garden, Early Jones. Mon
roe Birdsong and Rush Record. If the
names are as applicable to the indi-
names az to his characters, theree
must be an interesting company EN-
ployed in the cotton and cane Of Louis
lana. When l lose my position in the
Census l think l will 90 down there
and organize vaudeville company"
1.-The occupations of people amused
me more than anything else on those
old population schedules" said an ex-
clerk Of the Census, as she recalled
memories Of the merry punching days.
stone agent, another whose occupation
was gathering mud, another who con-
sidered travelling for health an Occu-
patton. l hardly knew whether to
mark him commercial traveller or
not. The most curious Of all was the
man who was pauper by trade and
had a partner"
Il had no idea there were so many
twins in the world" said one Of the
population punchers, until l worked
ON those census schedules. Why. there
was hardly a day that did not come
across two or three pairs and some
times more. The biggest record ever
had for twins was 10 pairs. You see
here was Il card punched for every
person enumerated, and l averaged
more than 1000 cards a day. l did
lot have anything to do with the
names, Of course, but l often noticed
them just for amusement's sake.
Twins names We're always 50 inter-
esting. The two which impressed me
rs being the funniest of all We're Adam
and Eve. l made list of the COM
panion names which particularly
pleased ME. thought 1t would be Il
good thing to have in case 1t ever fell
to my honor to name twins. Some Of
he sets are: Laurel and Myrtle, John
and Juno, Inez and Cortez, Ivadel and
inadel, Alvin and Alva, Gladys and
Ottys, Wesley and Lesley. Maudia
and Claudia. Edna and Edgar, Veta
and Vera, Otha and Ora, Iona and
Mona"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-23

i ~
elected to the State Legislature. He
served acceptably and gained quite a
reputation as an orator and also as an
advocate of the national administra-
tons policy in dealing with the Phil
ippines. In 1901 he was reelected. and
was the candidate of the minority for
Speaker Of the lower house. At the
close of the legislative session. French
having been graduated from the Uni
versity of Idaho meanwhile, went to
Chicago to work for a masters degree
in the university there. He had little
means and was compelled to work for
his support while studying. Last June
when he returned home it was to find
that he had been nominated for Con.
gress. He Immediately entered into the
campaign and visited every county in
the State except two, and these had no
towns. Many of the points at which
he spoke had to he reached by stage or
horseback, and long drives over noun
famous country had to be taken. He
was elected. however, defeating his op-
ponent by 5000 votes.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-23
The Wrong Woman.

60 HE Massons had come from
somewhere back East" their
neighbors would have told you.
and were "stuck up" Everybody
could see that from the smart trap
they drove and the feathers on Mrs.
Masson's hat. Nobody could have told
you of specific instance Of their
stuck-up-ness, but as the neighbOrs all
agreed, when fellow-and a young
fellow at that-held twice as much
land as anybody in the valley. he was
bound to feel his oats. Consequently,
the MassOns We're severely let alone by
the Middletowners, and not given a
chance to LAY it over" anybody.
At first the Massons looked upon
their ostracism from the Middletown
church socials and school picnics as a
huge Joke, and regarded the narrow
minded farmer folk around them as Of
about the same Importance as the Jer-
sey cattle in their pasture. and the
Brigadier stock in their stables. But
after time-when the novelty of
country life was quite worn off; when
the smart trap had clattered over
every available foot Of the great,
mountainous valley; when the varying
seasons were no longer new-a little
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-23
STATE CHURCH OF RUSSIA,
Obtaining Strong FoothoId in Vari.
Gus Parts OF the Continent.

Obtaining n Strong Foothold in Vari.
Gus Parts OF the Continent.
Russian orthodox churches in the
United States are not as scarce as many
people suppose. a new and handsome
edifice for the use of the subjects of
the Gear who have taken up their
abodes here was dedicated in New
York recently, fact which indicates
the Importance of Russian church mis-
sions in the East, an Importance which
has arisen in comparatively recent
years and which has led to the provi-
sion of residence of the Russian
Bishop Tikhon in New York for large
part of the year. When Alaska was a
Russian possession the seat of the
bishop was at Sitka, but with the sale
of the territory to the United States
the Russian garrison and officials went
away and the orthodox church was left
with but handful of native adhercnts.
The bishop Moyed his residence to San
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-23


are so grimly tremendous, so selfsufh-
cient, that man bitterly resents the reel
ing that he is a pitiful pigmy unable to
fret their hugeness.
1t is not the great panoramic view
from the summit that appeals to the
thousands who climb the high peaks
every year 1t is simply the game-the
hand to hand struggle with savage ma
ture The stories of accidents thrill the
tourist with horror and make him long
to stand on the very spot where some
shocking disaster occurred. The tales
Of the frightful storms at high altl-
tudes, Of the fearful avalanches, of the
falling rocks, Of plunges into crevasses,
Of laborious cutting Of ice steps, OF the
climbing around lodges with only
finger and toe hold over precipice
from which one can look down thou
sands of feet, the nights spent on the
snow on the mountain side, stories OF
frost bite, Of hours of intense toll, these
things merely spur him on.
Some of the hair-breadth escapes OF
mountain climbers are almost incredi-
ble Men have managed to throw them
selves under sheltering ledge while
a rock Numbered over them. They have
lain 30 for an hour or more, listening
to the mighty cannOnading.
One awful catastrophe marks the first
ascent Of the Matterhorn in 1865. For
years the terrible peak had baftled all
efforts to scale it. Edward Whymper.
noted climber, had made six unsuc-
cessful attempts before he succeeded.
In his party We're Charles Hudson the
most accomplished climber of his time;
Lord Francis Douglas, another famous
climber; Mr.. Hadow and three guides
two Taugwalders and the great Mi
chael Croz. They reached the summit;
but early in the descent Mr.. HadOw
became exhausted. Croz had to place
the young Englishman's feet in the ice
steps. He slipped, struck Croz in the
back, and both fell. The strain on the
rope dislodged Lord Francis Douglas.
and Mr.. Hudson was dragged after
him. Mr.. Whymper and the Taugwal-
ders braced themselves. and the jerk
came as on one man. The rope parted
above old Peter Taugwalder, and the
four fell from precipice to precipice to
the MatterhOrn glacier below, a perpen-
dicular distance of 1000 feet The ter
ror and horror Of the tragedy so par
alyzed the survivors that they barely
escaped being frozen to DEATH"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-03-23

composed enough to ask herself
Why"
He found the house cold, the fires
were out. The dogs covered dumbly
around the steps. The shades We're
drawn on all the windows. Sulie. cold
and inscrutable. met him at the stoop
What! you?" he cried: whats the
matter? HOw's 'Lisbeth?"
Julie led him silently into the house.
elisabeth is dead" she told him,
simply; las the child had not much
appetite either, l gave her the mush
rooms you so kindly brought to me-"
Her eyes held his steadily. They
were not mushrooms-and the child is
dead."-San Francisco Argonaut.