The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-02-15

cause id will be Won in der soda COM
plexion ven day hear id. I hobe Nell
son und der kaiser will ged a package
each togedder by himselluf yet before
he comes back.
l hat readed id in der newspapers
ware der greadt und only P. T. Bar
rooms Bearded lady, der Won nit der
VitZkers, died during der recently in
Soudt Dakota. Bud listen, she was a
man, by chingoes. No wonder der Wind
blew, aindt id?
Der colt vedder is still nit US. und
der coal pile ISIS rapidly losing itselluf
nit a lessness. But ids not so colt here
alder all. Wy l rememper ven / vos in
der Klondikes id vos so dog gone colt
Won night dot ven | set a bucket uf hot
water oudsite uf der door uf der. shanty
id freezed so quick dot der ice vos warm
yet ven found id oudt.
Dit you know I am almost ashamed
uf meinselluf to rfded Offer from der
Vest site yet on dot Stade streedt car
Vieh comes der: britch ofer aboudt six
feefty-f1fe in der morning time. For
wy Because efery morning dare ISIS a
bunch IF ladies hat to standt ub from
Conkress streedt clean Offer town, vile
a lot uf lazy loafers vot don't know
.
cupying all der seats demSellufS. To
be sure, dare ISIS some oft chentlemans
vich couldt be excused, but ven id
comes down to der boys und mittle-
aged mems dare ISIS no excuse. don't
see how dey can do id. I'd ISIS unchen-
tlemanly und-und lige mein oft, friendt
Henry Fielder says, I'd ISIS obscnofo
lus!" Dey should be pinched for Id
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Ven you go to Canada or Winnipeg
you must ged vaxinationed on der arm
or der wrist or any olt place, bud der
Herr Inspector ad der boundary line
must see id in orter to avoid unp1eas-
ant compncationings. A young lady
en- route fon Dilute to Winnipeg der
der arm-Hoi? Yoi? Yoi? Yoi?
Bud talking about vaxinationing, will
somepody please to tie der dog loose
on some uf dose aunty -vaxinationists
Some uf dem will be in der crazy house
uf id keebs ub much longer. Such a
foolishneSs vich i'd ISIS! Here before
handt We hat always been Vaxinationed
to keeb away dot smallpox, aindt i'd?
Now den subbose you ditn't vos vaM-'
nationed, .aindt id a slxinch dot you are
liable to get dot smallpox, yes? Uf you
are vaxinationed, MAYBE you don't
catch him. Now. Vot tam foolish
ness for a. man to take some chances
chust for der sake uf trying to get der
smallpox. Raus mit7'em.
I see der owl car bitzness ISIS canning
ub again. Id may be owl right, bud
can't ~helb dinking aboudt vot lofely
stall Senator Lowry handed der COM
mittee aboudt der owl cars. He set,
SHOW me dot der peoples want id .und
dey ged i'd" Ids a wonder he ditn't.
choke ven he set i'd, und yet some uf
der peoples are suggers enuff to be-
lief dot Tom set id just Hge he vos
from oft Missury ven der fact ISIS he
IFS a long ways fon Missoury.
Louie vos- Offer ad meln house der
onder night blaying sefene oudt Ven
in comes my Ieedle dog Chackie NIT
new collar on, vieh had bought him
for hees beerthfay presents Hello
dare, Chaekie," set Louie. sVct fine
collar you haf. aindt id. Wy dit you
blow yourselluf nit such an expensif-
ness, sBudweiser?"
Ivy not % I set. He safed mein life
alretty."
Well" 1 set, "uf he made me any
billings I would hat ben deader NIT
der hydrofobiums alretty."
"Vot has dot got to dit nit safing
your life, aindt id?" set Louie.
IVY" I set, ''he ditnt bit me-"
Bud. talking aboudt dogs, der onder
efening Heinrich Wassermilch vos ofer
ad Laudenheimers frondt gate biting
der lofely Loweesa goot night ven her
fotter settled der dog on him.
S 'Vot habbened to Heinrich? set
Louie.
Wy der dog bit him goodnight.
-Budweiser.