The Republican journal., 1903-05-14

"Enpui," said the Cynical Codger, sis
the polite society name tor lazlness. 1t
means doing nothing and too tired to
stop. '''-Baltimore Herald.
Catarrhal headaches. That dull,
wretched pain in the head just over the
ewes is one of the surest signs that the
seeds of catarrh have been sown, and it's
and surest treatment to prevent the seating
of this dreaded malady. DR.. Agnew's Ca
tarrha Powder will stop all pain in ten
minutes. and cure 80 cents. Sold by Ed
mnnd Wilson and A. A. Howes IL Co.-61
,Judge-Of course, l might let you off,
Casey, if you had an alibi.
Casey-Shure, yer Honor, OF haven't wan
about me, but here's me lasth quarter, if
that'll timpt Philadelphia Evening Bull
letin.
Bad Heart-Could not Lie Down for
Eighteen Months.-'I was unable to lie
down in my bed for eighteen months, owing
ease. One bottle of DR.. Agnew's Cure for
the Heart removed the trouble, and to-day
| am as well as ever / was u. W. Law,
Toronto junction. Sold by Edmund Will
son and A. A. Howes & CO.-62.
'Thought your dad wasn't going to send
YOU back to college?"
eyes, dad did kick at the expense, but
I threatened to stay at home and help run
the business, and he decide d college would
be cheaper. ."-DetrOit Free Press.
Pfn-Age.-Dr. Agnew's Liver Pills, 1(
cents vial, are planned after the most
modern in medical science. They are as
great an Improvement over the so years old
Strong dose pill formulas as bicycle is
over an ox-cart in travel: They never
grippe and they never fail; 40 doses, 10
cents. Sold BY Edmund Wilson and A. A.
Howes & Co-63
DR.. Norman Mcleod was going to Dattiin,
and asked the way OF a lad he met. When
laddie, how do you get living ~ IL split
the wood and carry the water and bring the
kye hame" Questioning in turn,he added,
"And hoo dye get living? ?" "M Mell, that is
fair was the reply. 81 get living by tell
ing auld folk and young folk and little folk
laughter was uncomfortable. When his mer-
riment was over, he said: "That's good un.
Hoo can ye tell the way t hivven when ye
dinna ken tn way t. th' Datf1in 3"-CAimes.
Get Instant Relief from Piles.-This
most irritating disease relieved in ten min
utes by using DR.. Agnew's Ointment, and
a cure in from three to six nights. Thou
sands testify of its goodness. Good for
Eczema, Salt Rheum, and all skin diseases.
Il
" iii convince. So cents. Sold by Edmund
Wilson and A. A. HOwes Il CO.-64.
ssShe calls her cook a'chef' How absurd."'
ssOh, don't knOw!" Perhaps that's how
she gets her to stay."-Puck.
Two million Americans suffer the tortur-
ing pangs of dyspepsia. No need to. Bur
dock Blood Bitters cures. At any drug
store.
sis this the cracked wheat, Jane?"
81 dun know. mum. l amt looked at it or
fetched it; if it's cracked it wuz cracked
afore come here. New York Observer.
Impossible to foresee an accident. Not
to be prepared for it. DR..
Thomas Eclectric Oil-MOnarch over pain.
Anxious Mother. Daughter, why do you
persist in reading those sensational stories?
Pretty Daughter. Because they make my
hair curl, mamma.-ChicagO News.
Coughs and colds, down to the very bor-
derland of consumption, yield to the sOOth-
ing. healing influences of DR.. Woods Nor
way Pine Syrup.
A Floodtime Incident. Teacher-Can
you tell where the Mississippi River rises,
Johnnie?
Johnnie-Along it's entire length, ma'am
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Scratch, scratch, scratch unable to attend
to business during the day or sleep during
the night. Itching piles, horrible plague:
DOan's Ointment cures Never fails. At
any drug store, 30 cents.