Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1903-08-27

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absence notes that the Atchson Globe
has declared war on all the unlicensed
dog-mas in town
Those persons who clamored most
loudly for a Price raid script commits.
sioner are the very ones who are
protesting now because Commissioner
Allen collects the. Price.
A lot of women in Wichita who went
on joint smashing expedition a few
days ago added insult to injury by
throwing overripe eggs, and have bSen
arrested for assault"
The job of Price raid Commission
err is such a success that the ottawa
Republic wants a commission appoint,
ed to decide if 1t is true that Bob Dal-
ton rode a white horse in the Coffey'
willie raid.
Announcement that Charles NJ. Har.
ger of Abilene has been asked to speak
at the opening of the University of
Kansas next month lends color to the
report that journalism" is to be add
ed to the university course.
The Wichita Beacon has taken such
q fancy to the double indented method
bf displaying 'as follows" stuff that
it can't get enough of it.
Almena is going to have an Alfalfa
carnival next month, and the neigh
boring towns threaten to declare
quarantine on account of hay fever.
Lightning struck a house in Ellis
worth and ''the entire family says
the Salina Journal, were not only
shocked, but some of them felt hurt"
On every cloudy night the vigilant
citizen of North Topeka locks the
door, puts out the cat winds the
clock and bitches the rowboats to the
front porch.
The sheriff of Riley county emptic-l
100 gallons Of beer into the gutter
last week, which also helps to ac-
count for the Kaw having more than
it could carry.
Seventeen PIP Phis" are spending
the summer in Hiawatha. They are
young women who belong to this fra
ternity at the State university. and
as they are all pretty, they bear no
relation to the Pie Phiz.
Many Kansas papers are drawing IA
moral from the Winfield tragedy.
There is hardly town that hasn't its
"Crazy" Twigg. There is a demand
that persons whose lunacy sseem
harmless" be guarded more closely
Sheriff Lucas is on his way to San
Francisco to bring back Sharon,
of the militia. who is accused of en-
bezzling $3.50 of the guards funds.
The sheriff is allowed by law ten
cents mile going and coming, and
the distance is 2,O52 miles. His mile
age alone will be much more than the
amount Sharon is alleged to have
/ stolen.
Both Hutchinson and Topeka are ad'
vertising state fair" for this month,
and so far neither side has made any
effort to enjoin the other from the use
of the title.
Jewell City takes pardonable pride
in boy who is able to eat green corn
without putting both elbows on the
table.
The Salina Journal resisted as long
as it could but finally yielded. 1t is
running a department of "Thirty-two
Years Ago.
A doctor in ScandiR returned death
certificate with his signature on the
wrong line. 1t was on the space lett
for "cause of death"
A Coffeyville paper takes a car.
toonist to task for drawing an able
cartoon representing a man milking
COW. in which the man is seated on
the left side instead of the right.
Billy Morgan sends this Swede
story to his paper, the Hutchinson
News, from Canada. 1t is old but 1t
is good while in the boat on Lake
Erie the lake was rough, and many
people were sick. A pale looking
Swede was standing by the rail, and
as the vessel rolled in the waves he
was depositlng in the lake the last Of
his breakfast The steward went to
him and said, sympathetlcally Your
stomach is a little weak to-day i
don't know ssid the Swede, 4 tank
trow about as far as anybody"
A young woman In Howard, whose
engagement is soon to be announced,
refers to her hammock proudly as
her landing net"
w. Y. Morgan of Hutchinson Is
spending his vacation in Canada, and
finds. by actual count. that there
are 1892 Of the Thousand islands.
An "ostensible" German Burial as.
ISOLATION in Newton was raided by
the police few days ago and a wagon
load of beer was confiscated.
The excitement incident to the rise
in the Kaw river has enabled Topeka
to forget. almost. the contest for the
place of federal Judge to succeed Mr..
Hook.
A boy in Great Bend has been &C.
quiring a reputation among the girls
as a Johnny Staylate. A few nights