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The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22
On Crowded Streets.

T wish the people of Birmingham would learn to move along the crowded side walks with some system," said a busy man. 'In northern cities pedestrians going in the same direction keep in line, thus making 1t easy to get along no matter how crowded the sidewalks are. but here no one seems to observe any rule. Bir- mingham people run Into each other and hundred people passing the Woodward and congestion. In New York 200 pedes- trians will pass a corner without making any congestion. All that is necessary in Birmingham is a little attention and con sideration."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22
WHAT'S 5s AMONG s9

From the Granite State News.
 There is nothing unusual in the fact that our popular shoe dealer and lumber speculator, Sylvester A. Eagerly. has three men working for him peeling bark That is a common occurrence, but the further fact that these three men are fathers of fifty-six children is something quite uncommon and, in these days, un- ,,auai
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

From the New York Press.
 A man lies from necessity; woman tells the truth by accident.
 A woman's way of being generous Is to give away dress so as to need 10 buy another.
 Generally when woman has been mar ried five years and her husband tells her in the night that he loves her she is dreaming.
 Next to rejecting the proposal of man she doesn't want to marry, a girl gets the most enjoyment out of snubbing am other girl who isn't in her set.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22
IN HOTEL LoBBIEs.
AutomohIle for Farmers.

An automobile has at last been de- vised which meets the approval of the farmer" said a travelling representative of a big manufacturing plant yesterday.
 Tt is an agricultural motor car driven by a strong. single cylinder engine of about twelve horsepower (actuaD and can be used most efficiently for many of the purposes of the farmer where power and tractive force are required. It will haul a double furrow blow twice as fast as four horses. and, unlike the horses, does not give out from fatigue at the end of five or six hours. It can be used for hauling heavy loads along the highway or to drive a threshlng machine, and is. in short, a very complete combination of portable and traction engine"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22
AN EASY BOSS.
From Pucl

From Puck.
 q think I'm not hard to get along with"
 Faith, nayther am I, mum! Whin mistress is doin' her best, 'tis meself thot overloolxs lots av things"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Our Kishineff petition relative to savagery is effective although unread in St. Petersburg. It would be still more effective if we would abolish our own savage lynching bees.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Examiner Rutledge's reports are valuable. He found much at the state insane hospital to commend, and but little to criticize, but that little should be reformed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

While Sir Thomas tunes up his 90- footer Professor Langley will pro ceed to tune up his $70,000 airship. They are both flyers, but not cup-lift- erS
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Circuit Attorney Folk is doing well in all directions except in extraditing the distant millionaire boodlers who disgraced his state. They are the scoundrels he should jam into the penitentiary.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22
THREE MlsFoRTUNEs.

From the Cincinnati Enquirer.
 Myron T. Herrick was born in log cabin; but he never split rails or drove canal horses or punched cows in the wild west
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

The Wall street lambs are looking on at safe distance and enjoying the situation. Their tormentors are on the spit this time.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22
ON THE MOVE.

From the Philadelphia Press.
 Mrs. Gabble-Mrs. Upton has two ser- wants in her house now, I understand
 Mrs. Hiram Ofen-Thats nothing. We invariably have two in our house; one going and the other coming.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Now that the czar has consented to open the door in Manchuria, he should also open letter relative to Kishineff from his esteemed uncle in America.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Fletcher Turner has plead guilty and been fined. The federal broom sweeps clean.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

A prize pony or pound of tea, or something else of Shat nature will soon have to go with share of stock when 1t is given away in Wall street.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22
IN THE SAME CLASS.

From Town Topics
 Foreign Attache--Are they on the same plane socially?
 American-Oh, yes; they exchange snubs regularly
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Delaware is as quiet as a mouse. Between savagery and Addicksism she feels that her true position is not in the llmelight.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

The rake-off department of the government has lost its official head. The official head is enjoying a we'll earned vacation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Railroads and automobiles are the toys of our esteemed millionaires.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

The warlike Indians are now con fined to historical novels.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22
One and Two-Handled Flows.


 American manufacturers have often made the mistake of trying to force their way of doing things on the foreign con sumers with whom they wish to do busi- ness, and this has been true in the blow industry" said W. J. Gelink the new general manager of the Birmingham de- partment of the Empire Flow company, whose factory Is located at Ensley.
 Until recently American blow manu- lecturers have insisted on trying to sell the Mexican trade two-handled blows, the same as are used in this country. The Mexican prefers a blow with one handle, which is the kind he has been using for centuries and as a result the French and English manufacturers who were willing to make blows with one handle have ob- tained all the trade. Since our company has fallen into line and begun making e-handled blows for them we are build ing up a wonderful Mexican trade.
 We had always looked at the matter from the viewpoint that since the Ameri can used blows with two handles they were the best and the Mexicans ought to be persuaded to buy them. We now follow the policy of the Englishman and the Frenchman and make the Mexicans all the one-handled blows they will buy from us.
 'The same state of affairs obtain in Egypt, from where I have just returned. They use one-handled blows almost ex- clusively. l have letter here from an Egyptian concern which is the agent for at least half dozen blow manufacturers throughout the world and there is only one American firm among them. The req son is that that is the only manufacturer who makes blows with one handle"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Venezuela is still having trouble in her midst. She would not feel well otherwise
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

The czar is becoming deaf-to Kish- ineff petitions.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

The Chinese propose to ask Wall street for a loan of one million taels, but the bulls of Wall street have lost their taels.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Spain does much talking about a navy, but prudently and wisely re- frains from having one.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Between globe trotting and horse back stunts General Miles is beconl- ing very risky in his retiring age.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Six carloads of new silver coins have just been shipped from the Philadelphia mint to the Philippines.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

The fashion in forgiveness has not extended to King George, or Lord Cornwallis. or Gal oil Rockefeller.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

The Pennsylvania railroad has be- gun to burrow under New York city.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Men from all walks of life live to be ninety or upwards, except professional athletes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22
Does Not Disturb Wall Street.

"There Is one thing peculiar about the death of the pope that I have not seen mentioned in any of the papers" remark ed gentleman of clerical appearance yesterday, "and It is this: Although the pope was one of the most important personages in the world, although more people were bound to him by strong ties than to any otl,ei' individual living still his death did rot create the slight est flutter in Wall street.
 What other great man could die and not infringe upon the financial pulse of the world for that is what Wall street has to be. Gladstone died and Wall street in it's fluctuations recorded the beatings of his failing heart.
 When President Carnot was shot the reverberations of the assassin's shot re- verberated through the stock exchange, but the pope dies, and while individuals mourn, the street does not feel it."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Russia Is taxing to the utmost a single entente cordiale, both at Kish- ineff and Manchuria.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

There are few better summer re- sorts than Jones valley.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Marconigrams, it is stated. no longer need a send-off from mast or tower Surface start is just as good.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

An ex-President can protest almost as vigorously against race suicide as a president.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

A. D. Glass is the only authorized tray- cling representative of The Age-Heraia ln its circulation department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1903-07-22

Delaware is as quiet as a mouse. Between savagery and Addicksism she feels that her true position is not in the limelight
 The rake-off department of the government has lost It's official head. The official head is enjoying a we'll earned vacation
 The Chinese propose to ask Wall street for a loan of one million taels, but the bulls of Wall street have lost their taels
 Marconigrams, it is stated, no longer need a send-of from mast or tower Surface start is just as good. Six carloads of new silver coins have just been shipped from the Philadelphia mint to the Philippines. The fashion in forgiveness has not extended to King George, or Lord Cornwallis, or Csal oil Rockefeller
 
 Between globe trotting and horse back stunts General Miles is beconl- ing very frisky in his retiring age.
 --s------ Spain does much talking about a navy, but prudently and wisely re- frains from having one.
  Russia Is taxing to the utmost a single entente cordiale, both at Kish- ineff and Manchuria.
 
 An ex-President can protest almost as vigorously against race suicide as a president.
 Men from all walks of life live to be ninety or upwards, except professional athletes.
 The Pennsylvania railroad has be- gun to burrow under New York city. Railroads and automobiles are the toys of our esteemed millionaires.
  The warlike Indians are now con fined to historical novels.
 
 There are few better summer re-
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
An1ericus.


Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Holtwick vi
sitcd at RhinelandFriday and Sat-
urday.
Armic Davidson and wife went
to Rhineland Saturday evening.
John HOFFMAN went to st. Louis
Sunday.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Stockhorst, Sunday, Sept. -, a
fine boy.
Misses Bertha and Mamie Stu
art visited Fred Ncidegerke and
family Saturday and Sunday.
Henry Zwcifle has purchased
the old Bib farm on Loutrc.
Miss Florence NARROW who was
so badly burned, Is slowly i'm
proving.
Paul Hennefcld came near hav-
ing one OF his arms broken while
at work at a saw-mill, Monday.
BILL NYE.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
Thomas District

We have been having plenty of
rain here the past week. The
farmers would like to see II fair up
so they could SOW their wheat.
Crayton Kinks delivered eight
head OF hogs In Montgomery City
last week at an average OF 2s5 Id.
d. NJ. May has purchased a new
wheat drill.
Forest Keathley has nearly fin
ished his new house.
Frank Ives and wife were In
Wellsville trading Tuesday.
H.. Sperry and Frank Bourne
are putting a new fence around
the Thomas school house.
Mrs. M. Y. Kinks and Mrs. Mary
Morning were visiting at A.. j.
Burnside,s last Thursday.
VIM. White aud wife were visit
ing at Daniel Mays last Saturday.
Every me of this vicinity, |
think Is going to attend the STREE
Fair. KNOW.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
New Hope.

Rev. |. NJ. Oliver aud son Alex
made n business trip to Wellsvillc
Saturday.
Mrs. l.. ". Ovcrstrect had n fine
horse struck by lightning last
Tuesday night.
l.. 7. and Merrill Oliver made n
trip to Williamsburg Saturday.
Mrs. I. NJ. Oliver and Mrs. Ger
tie Summers spent Sunday visit
ing friends near Danvillc.
David Appling OF wellsvillc
spent Saturday with his son VIM.
and family.
VIII Sailor and wife were the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Eldridge
Oliver the first OF the week.
Miss Florence Duncan was the
guest of Miss Mary McQuic Thurs
day.
|. NJ. Oliver, Jr. purchased n
fine horse OF I. J.IHrnold Tuesday
Aleck Oliver made n business :
trip to Mineola Wednesday.
ONLY ME-.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
I Want your moustache or beard a
beautiful brown or rich black Use
|Buckingham'sD ye|
Big Spring.


l.. Cook Of Ncb. spent n few days
at his sisters Mrs. w. Stucken.
: Wade Whitesidcs came home
from The city Monday where he
had been several days.
The ice cream festival given by
the band was we'll attended.
Miss Minnie Schroif returned
home Friday from the city where
she has been the three past weeks
and brought in a large stock OF
fall and winter millinery goods.
Ladies don't forget to stop in and
examine the Schrof Sisters goods.
Guy and Herbert Sharpe were
down from Montgomery City Sat
urday and attended the festival.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
A Woman's Wealth.
Paine'S Celery
Compound
GIVES vIG0R AND
STRENGTH TO DEBlLITATED AND
RUN DOWN WOMEN.

II Is maintained by many distinguished
writer's that the greatness oi a nation depends
much upon the physical condition ~ its
womcn The general conditions which con
tribute 10 health and long lie, atc ihugr which
do not imply a rapid and unequal exhaustion
Of those puvcn bY which lie j. maintained
While We ASSET that the women II uuI land
stand peerless iut beauty and the virtues tina,
make them loyahlc, We cannot hide the iac:
that there aIc thousand, IN our midst who,
owing 10 oycrwoik, wufD, household cares,
and an unequal exhaustion Of liic power, have
become weak, nervous. A~lecplcss, and dcbil,-
taicd.
We bring To the attention Of al weary,
respondent. hopeless. and sickly women
caI,h's great rrseucI and health builder,
raine's Celery Compound. Thousands ~
healthy women around ~ owe ihciI pIcsent
yigof. activity. and robustness a. iaine's
Celery Compound. Mrs. Stephen smith. S..
Paul, Mimi, tells how she was snalehed from
the grave; she says;-
81 had a bad attack Of Ia grippe this spring
and was at deaths door, and no one ever
expected me 10 recover. ! was 80 weak that
as soon as they brought me out Of one faint
] was in another. l could no, take any
nourishmeni. aud doctors medicines did me
no good. a friend advised my husband TO
get me a bottle Of Taine's Celery Compound.
which he did, but had no nth In il. The
second day after taking III, Compound. I
began to gel, real hungry and took an interest
IN things. had everything tina, money and
loving care could supply, and with that and
Paine's Celery Compound. | am now doing
my own work, while three months ago ! was
almos, In the grave. know that | owe my
health and strength TO Psine's Celery Com.
pound, and shall always recommend IT,"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
Reopcnipg OF the First ~. u. church
at wciisviiie, Mo.

Monday, Sept, 81. sermon by o.
u. Allen, Pastor NJ l.. Church
TruxtJn Mo.
Tuesday Sept. %, sermon by A.
NJ. Pcnnewcll. Pastor NJ. l.. Church
Warrcnton Mo.
"Wednesday Sept, %. sermon by
q. l.. Assitcr, Pastor Of the Chris
tian Church Wcllsvillc, Mo.
Thursday Sept, -, sermon by
Joe Scarboro Pastor NJ. T.. Church
Vandalia, Mo.
Friday Sept, p, scrmon by 7. J.
Fcrrill, Pastor NJ. T.. Church
Bowling Green, Mo-.
Saturday Sept, 20. sermon by
w. +. Burris, Presiding Elder.
Macon City, Mo. Young Peoples
Rally.
Sunday Sept, 81. Love Feast,
$3.50 a. M, led by Rev. T. j. Fer
rill, Bowling Green, Mo.
1880 rcopcning Sermon, by Rev.
T.. II. Lytlc, Marthasvillc, Mo.
1850 Rcopcning 4. Is. Lyle,
assisted by Others.
1880 Sermon by Rev. l.. II. Lytlc.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
lPRO0RArriE.

The Young People Of the Bnptlst
Literary Entertainment In the
W. &. T. U. HALL Friday
Evening Sept as, 7;ts.
PART l..
Piano Duet.
Chorus Gods Love.
Rec. Woman's Right
Miss Ncna Hopkins.
Violin Solo Carl Hudson.
Rec. Selected, Miss Edna Martin.
Vocal Solo, Miss Nellie Hudson.
Rec. George Goodrich
Chorus, Its n Way We Have in
Montgomery.
Piano Solo, Girls OF 1903.
Miss julia Graves.
PART II.
Using the Weed. a Humorous
Dialogue.
Characters.
Miss Bette Bookworm, Principle
of n Young Ladies Boarding
School, = Miss Julia Ferguson.
Mary James = Miss Dula lIarrcll.
Fanny Young, Margaret Chaplin.
Clarissa Harlowc Smithcrs,
Miss Wee Barley.
Miss Paulina Smithcrs and Miss
Roberta Smithcrs, Guardians OF
Clarissa, Twins about ~ years old.
Mis- Myrtle Johnson,
Miss Ethel Brown.
Mrs. Starch, Miss Bookworms AS
sistant, Miss Nellie Graves.
Tablcau-Contentmcnt, Satisfac
ton, Surprise and Mirth.
Admission, Adults zoe, Children
under ~ years Toe.
Proceeds for benefit OF the Bap-
list Church. Everybody cordially
solicited 10 attend.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
Peytonia.

We have an abundance OF rain
all wells and ponds are full.
John Crews and family OF east
of Loutre and MILESTONE Greeks,
visited Samuel L. Weeks and fam =
lily last Sunday and on the way
back they stayed over night at X.
T. Kecle's.
Jabesh Pevcler wife and daugh-
ter OF east OF Loutrc creek visited
at Rufus w. Hunley's last Sun
day.
Mrs. Shelf Cobb and children
and Wash wclch and Mrs. Hattie
Morrow who live east OF Loutrc
creek visited at Rufus w. Hun
ley's last Sunday.
About Ave hours rain fell last
Sunday and II raised Whetst one
creek so that some OF the people
that were visiting on this side
could not go home until Monday
morning.
James Hall Bought three sheep
and two lambs from T. Sailor for
$40. recently.
Manse Weeks bought eight head
of black Poll heifcrs from Hens ley
4 Mosley for $3.50.
The wheat sowing has be en-
hindcred by the rain. j. A. ID.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
Lincoln District.

Miss Mae Reed OF Middleton n
opened school here Monday.
Allen Berger left Monday for
Kirksvillc to attend school.
MI. and Mrs. Alex Smith aud
daughters visited Mrs. Sam Ca
horn Monday.
Gertrude May was visiting Nell
Fowler. You KNOW.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
BeIIfIowor.

Mrs. Margaret Spires is quite
sick at this writing.
J. w. Schowcngerdt has a corps
OF carpenters at work on a new
business structure, which when
complete will be an honor to the
town.
Bee tree hunting is the order of
the day. T. IL. Hupe was lucky
in finding one that has yielded a
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18

bountiful supply OF nice honey.
Tom Mabry is helping John
S%uhrkamp at present.
This sudden change In the tenn
pcrature reminds us to lay in our
winter fuel, otherwise it may get
10 chilly for
OLD PEACH AND HONEY.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18

urine sealds the flesh or II. when the child
reaches an age when II should be able to
control the passage. II Is yet afflicted with
bed-wei,ing. depend upon II. the cause Of
the difficulty Is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment Of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble 10 due 10 a diseased condition Of the
Kidneys and bladder and mo-, TO a habit as
mos, people suppose.
Women as well az men are made mis-
cradle with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate eiiec, Of
Swamp-Root Is soon realized. |. Is sold
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind. dis
courages and lessons ambition. beauty, yigor
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18

ING all abou, Il. including many OF tho
thousands Of testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing Dr.. Kilmer
x Co. B~inghamion. n. T.. be sure and
mention this paper.
Don't make any mistake. but remember
the name. Swamp-Root. DR.. Kilmer's
SWamp-Roo,. and the address. Blnghamion,
N. T., on every bottle.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18
READ THIS.


Mckee, Mo-, Sept. 10 1901
This IL to certify that ] haue been
cured of kidney aud bladder trouble
by the use of the Texas Wonder
Halls Great Discovery can cheer.
ully recommend II 10 any one susf.
sring from that disease. You're
ruly. u. II. OWING.
A wedding was to take place
near Quenenio, Kans. The BRIDE
groom arrived at the appointed
hour and after holding his hat In
his hand for two hours waiting for
the bride TO put In her appearance,
became disguised and went home.
lie had not been gone over ten
minutes when the bride came In
and after waiting one hour fof the
bridegroom TO return the ministe Z
became disguised and went home.
The bride and bridegroom both,
afterwarda, declared 1t a very
narrow escape-Ex-
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18

by dFuggi5is. In lily
cent and one dollar
sizes. You may have a
sample bottle by mail
free. also pamphlet tell
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1903-09-18

The Young People Of the Baptls
Church will give a Musical aud
Literary Entertainment In the
w. &. T. u. Hall Friday
Evening Sept. as, 7:ts.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-08-25
RIGNEY TALKS OF CUBA.
Says Country is Not Much Good for Gold.
But is all Right for Copper and Iron.

Civll Engineer T. p. Rigney has re-
turned To Salt Lake after two months
absence IN Cuba He was sent there
To report on gold prospects In mining
properties In the state OF Santa Clara.
ard found that the outlook for gold
was not at all encouraging But he
says cuba Is a good copper and iron
country, and a good deal of iron ore Is
exported 10 the United States for smelt-
Ing fiuXcs. There Is also a future show
for oil Mr.. Rigney says that the ISL
ana appears 10 be best as a cattle
country, and already large interests
from Che United States are buying up
extensive ranches for stock raising
purposes.
The Cuban Central railway Is being
nushed anCad and WIN connect Havana
with Santiago dc Cuba Havana is a
beautiful city ana seems TO be des-
tined 20 become a popular winter re-
sort but the need Of Amrlcan cooking
Tor Americans Is much felt In the city.
Butter 81 not held IN esteem IN Cuba,
most ot the butter used In Havana be-
Ing imported from Denmark and Of an
Inferior Rind. The Cubans say Amerl-
cars must accustom themselves TO live
without butter down there, or do their
own importing
Mr.. Rleney says there Is no more talk
Of annexation, and that the Cubans are
very Jealous Of their rights rs a peo-
nle. and claim that " the United states
VIII not favor them IN matters Of trade
they VIII look to England or Germany.
The island administration is very ably
conducted. and the natives take great
ptlde IN their independent position.
Mr.. Rigney found them 20 set in their
v'ews "a % lead him 20 believe Il will
tokc generations TO AmericaniEe them,
and that Cuba must be- oyer-run by
Americans IN order to become delatin-
ICED.