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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-10

Nail Scratch Proved Fatai-Andrew
Aman 6lS Case street. died at ST Jo-
seph's hospital Saturday night. Blood
poisoning, caused by q nail scratch. vas
the cause of death. Aman was employed
at The Great Northern shops. He was i'll
for two weeks.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-10

E, Our Safety Deposit Vaults are the best
Security Trust Company N Y. Life Bldg
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-10
News.

Thieves Make Haul-H. c. Boyeson's
stationery store "a East Fifth street. was
broken into by thieves Sunday night and
500 worth of merchandise was taken.
Henderson Is Officially Dead-sheriff
Butchart, of St. Louis county. officially
notified Gov. Van SAINT yesterday that he
had hanged Charles Ernest Lafayette
Henderson at Duluth last Friday.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-10

Burlington Will Pay State Ss,o45-The
Chicago, Burlington &, Quincy reported to
the state auditor yesterday it's gross
earnings for 1902 as $26S. 1712O, on v hich
it will pay tax of sS.O45. In 1901 the
company paid a tax of Sc, sos. 40.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-10

The these troubles
kidney remedy In taking
is
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s min to from
about four ifna glass
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there in
kidneys need of immediate al
No matter how doctors have
sell to least SwampRoot stanch
those who had almost hope
II already
stores everywhere Don't make
ROO-Dr Klmers the
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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-10
Sample Bottle of Swamp-Root Sent Free by Mai

Editorial MOTEL have the slightest symptoms kidney
at once Dr. Kmer Co. Bingham on N Y who will gladly
and book containing of the thousands
received In be
that read this in Dali
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-03-10
Doctors Prescribe SWamp-F cot,
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ID ID 81. Borough Of Brooklvn. y. Y.

27G 9th 81, Borough of Brooklyn, \. Y.
Weak and unhealthy kidneys are response
bic for more sickness and suffering than any
other disease, and if permitted to continue
much suffering with fatal results are sure
to foHOw. Kidney trouble irritates the
nerves, makes you dizzy, restless, sleegless
and irritable; makes you pass water often
during the day and obliges you to get up
many times during the night. Unhealthy
kidneys cause rheumatism, gravel. catarrh
joints and muscles; makes your head ache
and back ache causes Indigestion, stomach
and liver trouble, you get saIIow, yellow
complexion. makes you feel as though you
had heart trouble; you may have plenty of
ambition, but no strength; get weak and
NyIcip away
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12
Profitable Waste.

CAL that glitters is not gold" and,
on the Dther. hand, not all that finds
its wayto the dust-bin is worthless.
For instance, IN Stafford in one year
9 20ss62O mineral-water bottles, 15,-
zoe other bottles, and 81 tons OF
broken glass, estimated TO represent
CSC, 600 broken bottles, worth $4,000
at retail rates, were picked out of the
refuse at the Instructors. The
marked bottles were returned to the
makers at Id. per dozen, while the
other glass was sold for $50 to be
used in making mortar. In Glasgow
the corporation issue bags to business
houses for che collection of waste.
paper, the contents being gathered
periodically. IN this vag Is tons OF
paper are collected weekly. and pro.
ct Of EDO per year Is realized. Solder
is extracted from old tim cans found
among fine refuse and Is sold q :
fair pyics. -szs--ssS-s
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12
1t Is All Bosh

For any of us merchants to say
that we are selling the best goods
that are made, or that there is none
other SO good as ours. All goods
made have merits, some more or less,
but the most of them are good or they
would not be manufactured, and
while these goods are sold at very
close margin it is all foolish for any
of US to say that we are not selling. at
a profit. If we did not we could not
continue long in the business. The
main thing we are looking after is
whether the article will do the work
it is represented to do. Has it proven
it in the past. Tell me who are US
ing them, and if they meet with sue
cess with them. If they don't give
me trouble that is what l want. 1
want to buy machine that 1 can
always get extras for. Then again I
am going to buy from the party who
will take care of the machine for me,
for I look to the agent that 1 buy
from more to fulfill the guarantee
than I do to the factory. Have the
local agents been willing to make
good any defects in the machines
they sell? Are they willing to take
care of their customers without quib-
bling or fussing. What have the past
dealings of the local agent proven?
Have they been honest with me or
not? These are the questions the
purchaser generally asks himself.
We are selling the Hodge, Craver,
and Harvester King headers, the
Queen, Champion and Minnie binders,
the Nichols & Shepard threshing
machines. If you have ever had any
grievance on any of the machines
that we have sold, we would like to
know it, as we make it point to take
care of our customers. Our record
for the past 26 years will prove it, we
think. If you need any of these ma
chimes we would like to sell you one
Our machines are all right, the prices
are all right and you will be made
all right if you get one of them.
This is about our last call upon you
before harvest.
Be sure and order extras for your
different machines in time, as well as
Irvine, and get your machine out a
week before harvest and get it in re-
pair, and give it trial and see if it
runs all right. We would like parties
who have bought machines of US this
year to take them out at least week
before harvest and thoroughly test
them before they go into the harvest
| work.
We have one or two second hand
engines and separators left that we
can sell at very reasonable price.
It will pay three or four farmers to
bunch together and buy an outfit OF
| this kind. They can make their
threshing free besides having their
engine for grinding feed and Smelling
corn.
LOOK HERE Have you thought
that there is a vast difference in the
quality of machine oils? IF you have
not, we can show it to you if you will
but step into our implement house.
We sell the very best castor machine
oil, engine oil, lard oil and hard Oil in
to 10 pound cans. Every farmer
should get quart or gallon OF our
best harness oil. BY taking a day of
you Gao put your harness 10 good
trim with this oil and box OF rivsts.
SOMETHING NEW. Il POO
base got an old barn. fence, q 3
>bsfding of any kind that you want
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12
BRUTAL HUMoR.
A Form of Chi1dishness That Some
Men Never Outgrow.

meu never OUIS1OW.
"Why is it that children have such
. queer idea of humor?"' asked a
young man who takes great inter-
est in matters of this sort, according
to the New Orleans Times-Democrat.
GAS rule you will find that the
child's idea of humor is decidedly
harsh. Often it is positively brutal.
In fact, l may say it is nearly always
of brutal turn The child will de-
light, for instance, in inficting some
slight pain, and without drawing any
sort of line between human beings
and animals of lower order. There
is nothing that will amuse the infant
more than hair pulling. Or the
youngster will delight in gouging
your eyes out, or in stretching your
mouth to the limit, or in clawing your
face, or rapping you across the head
swith stick, and so on endlessly. All
of this is fine sport for the youngster.
Take another kind Of childish fun
As rule nothing will amuse or en-
terrain the child more than the gra-
cious privilege Of pulling or twisting
cats tail. They experience SIM
liar pleasurable sensation in the tor
ture of other animals. They delight
in hearing cat scream, or dog howl,
while they are inficting these lit
@tle fortunes. These examples are SO
common that they do not need argu-
ment. g Examples Of this sort have
come under every mans observation.
1t would be interesting to know ex-
actly at what period of life the human
being breaks away from this harsh
ideaaof the humorous thing. There
? would no doubt be noted vast DIFF
ference between different individ-
uals. Going back to personalobser-
walton and experience again we may
recall the fact that many persons of
our own acquaintance have never
quite outgrown this idea of humor,
while many others, have yielded to re-
timing influences, and find no delight
whatever in these coarser pranks.
1t is nevertheless lamentable fact
9 that too many members Of the human
family never recover from the brutal
idea Of humor. It would be no small
contribution to current child liter
ature if some person would take the
subject of the child's idea of humor
up with view of determining at
what age, on the average, human ma
ture begins to outgrow the more bru-
tai conception of things humorous,
and I imagine school teachers could
furnish a world of valuable data on
the subject"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12
NOT TO BE CAUGHT.
The Distinguished Bachelor Lawye,
and a Scheming Mamma.

A distinguished member of the
Scottish bar is still a bachelor, al
: though many attempts have been
made to get his head into the matri-
nlonial moose. At one time ladies
@with eligible daughters were the bane
Of his life, and although in these days,
owing to increasing years and his
known opposition to marriage, he is
eless troubled than usual, he still il
made the occasional subject of attack
Recently he was staying at house
sin the Highlands. His stay lasted fol-
about fortnight, during which time
he was a good deal in the company OF
bis hosts daughter. They seemed to
get on very well together, and imam.
ma" always on the scent for some.
thing good. set herself to hatch a lit.
etle plot
When the day for his departure ar.
rived the good lady 50 unanswered
things as to get her guest alone After
a little sailing round about the sub.
ject she said:
S'Wen, Mr.. j, I don't know
what 10 say, but you and Maria have
been SO much in each others com.
pany that it is reported all around
that you are to marry her"
"Ah. indeed" said the advocate
whossaw what the dodge really was
s'well, in that case, just say she re
Fused n. london Tit Bits.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12

money into it get our wafer mixed
paint. We will guarantee that if will
stand for years and cost you about
one third the amount the regular
paint will cost. If you will come in
to our store we will show you how it
works. 1t is just the thing to use on
your house for the first coat. We
have several kinds of barn paint we
are selling all the way from Is cents
to 81 gallon, and we have an excel
lent paint that we can sell from 81 to
S1.25 gallon. We keep the Lincoln
mixed paint which weighs 8 to 5
pounds per gallon. It's cheaper than
a good many other paints at ST per
gallon. s'-ateTA
THRESHERMEN. Please re
member that we keep full supply
of brass goods, fittings, belts, leather
betting, and extras of various kinds
needed for threshing machine.
Won't you please come in and see
what we can do for you.
Take care of your wife and she
will take care Of you, and both of you
taking care of each othel will live
happier, have better home, and be-
come more wealthy. Therefore we
say take care of your wife by taking
home with you one of our Quick Meal
gasoline stoves. It is just what she
wants during these hot summer days,
and especially through harvest.
Also take home with you one of our
Ocean Wave washers, and one of our
ball bearing, clothes wringers.
You cannot afford to waste your
strength by walking in after harvest.
Therefore we say, get one of our run
about wagons, buggy, carriage or
a wagon. If you haven't the money
we will wait on you until after har-
vest, but get one for your healths
sake and for your family's sake.
You may want tent during har-
vest. If you do we have them. You
may want piece of furniture, a cot,
an iron or wood bed, or some other
article of furniture. If you do we
have them. You may want a watch
VI CiOCh Va yOc udy walt SOulSItNdl
you have on hand repaired. Any
and all of these get early for just at
the time of harvest we may be rushed
with work. If you want windmill
don't fail to get the Samson, the
Goodhue, the Dempster, or the Gee
Whiz. You will want during harvest
or just after harvest wagon. Please
remember that we sell the Studebaker,
the Winona, and the South Bend.
After harvest the most of the peo-
pie are going to plow They are
not going to take any more chanc-
es. They are going to put in their
wheat the best way possible. Please
remember that we sell the Deere disc
and gang plows, and the Oliver gang
plows. We have other plows that we
can sell cheaper. We also sell the
Hoosier and Kentucky drills. We
would be pleased to take your orders
early for these goods as it may be
somewhat difficult to get them.
Very truly yours,
The E. r. MOSES Nero. Co.
! Great Bend, Kas.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12

E. c. Davis feels somewhat lost
since the Farmers Mill has quite
business. One feature of the wind
ing up of this institution is that all
concerned speak good word tot Mt.
Davis. who TOT the past two years bas
been the manager Of the concern.
He is 10th 70 leave it.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12

Mrs. c. B. Morgan is visiting in
Wichita.
o. w. Dawson was in Edwcrds
county this week.
Geo. Winstead has quite the
grocery business.
L. C. Miller visited Olmitz and
other points yesterday.
Mrs. ellis is visiting in Oklahoma
c. B. 1c oks lonesome.
Mrs. Richardson, of Hoisington
transacted business in the city We'd
nesday last.
Mr.. Honey will endeavor to or
ganize an orchestra here. Some
thing this city needs.
Elmer Brodie and Henry Back
were two of Ellinwood's prominent
business men in the city Wednesday.
The Kinsley Graphic gives Dan
Banta well deserved compliment on
his Decoratian day address, delivered
in that city.
Mrs. L. c. Miller left Wednesday
evening for Colorado points, to be
gone about two months. L. c. will
go out later.
Chas. Marley returned from Ellis
county, Wednesday. His folks are
all well and have fine prospect for
wheat crop.
The Ellinwood Maenerchor will
give picnic July 4th, which will be
big affair. A committee was in the
city Tuesday, to engage therEpper-
SON Military band for the occasion.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12

Chas. Marley returned from Ellis
county, Wednesday. His folks are
all well and have a fine prospect for
a wheat crop.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12

Mrs. L. c.. Miller left Wednesday
evening for Colorado points, to be
gone about two months. L. G.. will
go out later.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12

The Kinsley Graphic gives Dan
Banta well deserved compliment on
his Decoratian day address, delivered
in that city.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12

Elmer Brodie and Henry Back
were two of Ellinwood's prominent
business men in the city Wednesday.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1903-06-12

Mr.. Horney will endeavor to or
game an orchestra here. Some
thing this city needs.
Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1900-1903, 1903-02-23
Her Honey House,

An Iowa woman who was cleaning
house one day accidentally knocked out
brick q md some mortar from the side
OF llHtle. used room. In doing SO she
mefupon curious humming sound
and "A delicate odor. She reported the
circumstance to her sons, and two of
them climbed up the outside of the
house and removed some Of the wealth
.6r boards to investigate the phenome-
non. They were much astonished to
find that the whole side of the house
nearly had been filed in by the bees
with honey and honeycomb. Taking
down the remaining boards, they care
fully extracted the material, stored it
in convenient place for the winter,
and ate honey on their mullins for
many months thereafter-N Y. Her
AID
Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1900-1903, 1903-02-23
Fancy Wash Waists.

In this new lot of Fancy Wash
Waists there are some of the most
fashionable and beautiful creations
Imaginable. You'd never think by
looking at them but that they were the
work of some stylish dressmaker and
the only real difference is in the price.
A word Of styles and prices:
WHITE CHEvuoT WAISTS P1eat-
ed front, trimmed with pearl buttons,
price Csc each.
WHITE MERCBRIZED STRIPE
GHEvIOT WAISTS They're stylish
and durable waist, trimmed with
large pearl buttons, price S1.49 each.
wHITH MERCBRIZED MADRAS
WAISTS Figured effects, stitched
pIeats, finished with blue silk piping,
price S1.75 each.
WHITE INCURRED PIQUE WAISTS
Pleated yoke, price $1.98 each.
BRILTIANTINE WAISTS Made in
the new Monte Carlo style, in pink,
white, black, blue, and Nile green,
trimmed with large pearl buttons,
price $1.9s each.
CHAMTBRAY WAISTS In pretty
stripes and checks, price Acc each.
Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1900-1903, 1903-02-23
NOT THE FISH'S FAULT.
So the Preacher Accepted the shad
That Had Taken the Halt ON
Sunday.

A truly devout man is Rev. Cyrus
Townsend Brady, distinguished no less
as an author than as a preacher. He
is very fond of the shad that run up
the broad stream that flows by his
country house on the Delaware. The
fishermen of the neighborhood are
aware Of Mr.. Brady's weakness and
take pains to cater to it. They never
fail on the first spring casting of the
seine to present one of their largest
shad to the clergyman.
But last spring the first cast was
made on Sunday and the fishermen
hesitated. therefore, about making Mr..
Brady their usual gift. Finally, though,
they decided to risk it, and one of their
number callad at the Brady residence
with fine shad, relates the Chicago
Chronicle.
.'Mr. Brady. he said, "I took the
liberty Of bringing you this fish,
"Thank you, Tom, thank you" said
the minister, and he relieved the other
of the shad.
s'Only must tell you," said Tom,
shat the catch was made on Sum
day, sir.'
Mr.. Brady frowned. He half extend
ed the shad to the fisherman, then he
half drew it back again.
ssWe1l, Tom" he said, at length, sI'Il
keep it anyway. What happened was
wrong, but surely it was not this poor
!fsh's fault"
Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1900-1903, 1903-02-23
GrieNe, BisSet C Holland.

that evening has undoubtedly enhanced
the interest with which it's production
Is looked for tomorrow afternoon and
evening. This bright musical comedy
made hit at its two previous presen-
tations here that placed 1t among the
most popular shows of it's kind ever
given here, and 1t is in order to accom-
modate the throngs from this city and
the neighboring towns that the matinee
has been provided for in addition to
the evening performance. Mr. Rice
promises a striking surprise in the in
PRODUCTION Of his new prtma donna,
Miss May Sherwood whom he declares
the great find of the musical comedy
world and who, according to his pre-
dfction is destined to become one of
the brightest lights of this branch Of
the profession. All the old favorites
in the cast who brought so much eclat
to the production will again appear,
Including Frank Labor, David Lythgoe,
John Ford, Robert Daley, Yolande
Wallace, Marie Hilton and others, SO
that the piece viii again prove an ex-
|ceptionally good presentation Of must
cal comedy. Mr. Rice says the car con-
tanning scenery and baggage will be
on hand this time, and the Consolidated
road youches for his statement. Sale
of seats tomorrow.
Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1900-1903, 1903-02-23
THEATRICAL
FRATERNAL.
= - - y

1.-THE CONVICT'S DAUGHTER.'
matinee performance of 1.-THE Com
vict's Daughter" is being given at Poll s
this afternoon. and the play will be re-
paated this evening. The play Ia de-
gcribed as purely American drama.
depicting love and pathos, hate and
passion, q play that touches the heart.
For nearly three hours intense dramatic
scenes and laugh provoking complica-
tons follow each other in rapid success
sion. The chief character is tramp,
but the author has departed from the
old conventional lines and made the
character noble one, and on higher
grade than the usual stage tramp. The
heror, or philosophic tramp as the
author calls him, is skilled, determined,
cool and rational. His very presence
on the stage intensifies the dramatic
scenes, and its brilliancy of dialogue
and wealth of beautiful scenery has
made the play one of the successes of
the season. The play is presented by
an excellent cast, there is a wealt OF
beautiful scenery, startling mechani-
cal effects and mysterious electrical
devices. Prices are popular.
5 VAUDEVILLE AT THE JACQUES.
There is matinee on at the Jacques
also, and there is very large audience
to attendance, as has come to be the
regular thing on a Monday afternoon
this season. That the show fs good
one and pleasing the large audience is
amply shown by the laughter and ap-
plause that punctuate the acts and
cher the players in their efforts to
please. Headlined are Kathryn Oster-
man and Edwin Boring in their quaint
sketch, The Editor'' The sketch
shows familiar picture exaggerated,
Of course. Of the troubles that come
into the daily life Of every newspaper
chief, and 1t is said the sketch ID one
OF the funniest In current vaudeville
Both players are artists Of experience
who enjoy high prominence on the
vaudeville stage Another sketch eRti
tied "A Bachelors Troubles and
played by R. H. Hodge and Lille Hall
IL very amusing skit. and this too
creates the liveliest laughter In atidi
ton there Is child mind reader named
Lola Cotton, who is heralded as q
psychological wonder Old favorites ap
pear in the persons of the QuigIey
brothers. who have their quaint side
walk talk in "The Congressman-at
large" and Fry and Fields. who will
be remembered as the Hebrew trick
dancer and the nimble lady wine
dancer, The bill includes besides the
noted vaudeville mimic, Charles w
\ Littleield. and the acrobatic Lannon'S
and the vitagraph IS retained with {
WILDLY reminiscent picture entitled
The Soldiers Return Prices are 10
20 and 80 cents; afternoons 10 and II
cents. ladies 10.
Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1900-1903, 1903-02-23
DRESS GOODS.

We're showing some very choice
Novelties in the new suitings for early
spring wear. They're in the plain col
ors and mixed goods. are 81 inches
wide, sell for $3.50 the yard.
NEW SCOTCH GINGHANIs Hand
somer than ever before in all the new
and popular colors. You never could
tell them from the finest Anderson
goods, full 80 inches wide, price 25c a
yard.
NEW IMPORTED DTNnITIES-The
full Hne\is here and you'll find better
and easier choosing now than you will
a. month hence There are the dainty
Dresden patterns, pretty stripes and
the more staple patterns IN dots, etc,
all at 25c yard.
NEW yEILINGs-The latest ideas
and colors are ably represented here IN
this assortment of New Veil1ngs.
They're priced SO modestly, too, that
you certainly will be attracted to
them. Colors, white, black, grey,
brown and blue; price 25c yard.
NEW HAT PINS lis quite the pop
ular fad now for every woman to have
variety of Hat Pins, and priced as
in a stock of them They are in gilt,
silver oxidized crystal and enameled
finish and sell for Zoe and 25c each.
Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury [Connecticut]) 1900-1903, 1903-02-23
MARY MANNERIN(4

The announcement of beautiful Mary
Mannering's appearance In 1.-THE Stub
bornness Of Geraldine Thursday even
ing at Polls. is one Of the genuinely
welcome ones Of the season. Miss
Mannering, who in private life is the
wife of James *. Hackett, made hosts
Of admirers here by her performance
in Janice Meredith" last season, and
these will be. glad to see her in this
play which Clyde Fitch has written
especially for her. The play shows
her in the role Of a high-spirited but
tender hearted American girl. and it is
said she has achieved the greatest sue
cess Of her career In the role. She is
surrounded by an unusually capable
cast with Arthur Byron as the leadiI 6
man. Sale of seats Wednesday,.