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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
WHY WILLIE WAS DROPPED.
Couldn't Remain Away from Home
Over Night without His
Pretty Pajamas

'Well, how's Willie?'" asked the girl
on the aisle just before the curtain
rang up. you don't seem to have him
on your mind so much as formerly"
NO." said her companion. sadly. ac-
cording to the Chicago Chronicle. ''No,
that's quite true
Whats the cause of this effect?
What's the why of this wherefore?
Is he backward with the solitaire?"
mo, not exactly that. I've about
made up my mind to pass him up His
dome is on the Grecian order-fat.
That's what's the matter with him"
Go on" said the girl on the aisle,
alphabetically. "My ears are capa-
cious and my heart is large"
80, there isn't much to it. He came
over to see me the other night in the
fog. 1t was such mark of devotion
that ] let him put his arm-weH, YOU
know, just as he was putting his over
coat on, and, anyway. I couldn't help
it, for | was holding his coat. and he
looked so noble, anyhow, with his large
eyes. | think large eyes are a sign Of
a bovine nature, now. though.
when we opened the door we four d
it was raining cats and dogs and all
sorts of animal life. 1t was pouring so
that he really couldn't go home, and as
my brother Tom was away in New
York | told him he could have Toms
room.
HE turned his large eyes into the
night and shivered as he turned to me
and asked if I really wanted him to
stay. I told him I'd be glad. I'm
afraid l couldn't get home in time for
breakfast he objected. %. we've got
enough buckwheats and coffee for YOU
I said, and then he said he'd be glad to
stay.
81 left him in the hall while I went
up to tell mamma to get Toms room
ready. | came down in a few minutes,
and no Willie in sight. His hat and
coat were gone. Rather an abrupt de-
parture, | thought to myself, and Just
then some one came tearing up the
front steps and burst intothe hallway.
1t was Willie. i just run over home to
get my pajamas, seeing l was going to
stay here all night he said"
"Well, I think you are justified in
turning him down." remarked the girl
on the aisle. "a man with as little
sense as that couldn't even furnish
fat in Austin"
That's what papa said next MORN
ing" reioined her friend.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
ONLY ONE CENT REMAINED.
A Single Penny All That Was Left
from the Appropriation for Nc
kinIey's Funeral Expenses.

The annual report of the secretary
of the senate contains an itemized
statement of expenditures from the
contingent fund and, as usual, this
document is a repository of curious
and useful information. Its jumbled
pages likewise enshrine some mys-
teries, says the New York Sun.
The most pathetic entry is this, in
the statement of unexpended appro-
priations:
Expenses of senate committee,
funeral William Mckinley, $0O.01."
One cent left!
The vast extent of the legislative
operations of our government is re-
fiected in these specified disburse-
ments, which have an extraordinary
range. While it appears that only IL
packs of playing cards and three pack
ages of the game of dominoes were or
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
HIS "HONEY" HAD VANISHED.
The Waiter Didn't Understa n J OH n-
sons Inquiry, but He Thought
He Did.

A young Philadelphia whom we may call
johnson, because that is not his name, was
married several days ago, and it occurred to
him that he would take his bride into an up
state town on their honeymoon, relates the
Philadelphia Ledger. He was particularly
DESTROYS of visiting this town, as he told his
bride, because at the hotel where he intend
ed staying they served such delicious honey
at every meal That will be delightful"
said Mrs. johnson.
The couple arrived at the hotel in due
course, and they were just in time for tea.
johnson escorted his bride proudly to a
table in the dining room and then, after an
admiring glance at her, looked quizzically
round the board. There was no honey on
the table and none in the room. johnson
was surprised and called a waiter. See
here" said he, where's my honey" The
waiter seemed at loss as to what to say,
but finally leaned forward and in stage
whisper said: "She don't work here NO
mop
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

me was truly handsome. Tall of
form and straight of limb, he tow
cred far above me; while his eyes,
of a soft tender gray, gazed down
upon me in a look of boundless ad-
miration.
'-And so you are the author of
Loves Whisperings% he said when
once we were seated.
YES" l replied, with a smile. 81
don't doubt but what you are dis
appointed-most people are. We
writers are at a disadvantage, for
oftentimes our writings are far more
spirituelle, far daintier than our
forms"
NO" he interrupted. you are
just as pictured you to be. You ore
just the wonderful creature l expect
ed to see"
Wonderful" and l laughed out
right, though his sincerity touched
me. Wonderful! why l feel very
commonplace, l assure you"
We talked on. first of one thing,
then another. He told me of his
pans, MS tastes, likes ana QlSI1keS,
his favorite authors and the books he
preferred, until my heart began to
throb with a new, troubling emotion
such as had never stirred it. l
thought that l had found the soul
sister to mine, the heart which would
be the mate to my lonely one. Yes.
during the hour which followed, |
experienced all the sweetness of a
first love, all the thrill of deep
and a burning passion. But all
dreams come to an end, and my one
dream of love found an abrupt end
ing when my visitor, rising, said:
LET me thank you for your kind
reception, Miss Divers. l will have
so many pleasant things to relate
to my wife when 1 return to New
York
His wife! He was a married man,
and for an hour 7, the cold-hearteel,
had loved him!
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
The Dream
Of an Hour
BY ADRIENNE ROUCOLLE.
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Copyright. 1903, by Daily Story Pub Coz

nEOPLE think me cold, yet no one
ever guessed how for one hour of
my life l experienced the burning of
passion, the exquisite thrill of love.
Why should l tell the story to-day? You
will know when | finish, for you will
guess the awful need L had to con-
tide to some one the events of this
day, which has widowed my heart
forever; that poor heart whichfrom
birth has been condemned to suffer!
have never been happy in the true
sense of the word, and l now know
that l never shall.
At 25 l had not yet experienced
what it was to love and to be loved.
Ny whole heart and soul were buried
in my work, finding in my literary
successes all the romance my nature
demanded.
One morning, as l was busy mailing
my correspondence for the day, my
maid Knocked at my study door. l
bid her enter, and she said as she
handed me card:
Miss Divers, there's a gentleman
in the drawing-room who wishes to
see you for few moments. He
comes from New York city just to
have the honor of meeting the tai
ented author of Loves Whisper
ings.'"
l glanced at the card. 1t read:
81. Il. Sage, NJ. d."
After making few changes to my
simple morning toilet, I descended to
the drawing-room. The maid was
right, for the man who rose to greet
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

dered during the fiscal year on account
of the senator's, they consumed not
less than a dozen quarts of hair tonic,
costing $2970 at wholesale. and the
generally prevailing conditions of
prosperity are indicated by their re-
QUESTIONS for not less than 162 pocket
books and purses, varying in price
from As cents up to $2S, besides II of
the so-called mesh bags of gun metal
or sterling silver which are hung at
the waist four beaded bags and
three wrist bags" Three senators in
dulged in manicure sets and one in a
copy of Bowley's elements of Statis
tics"
Charged also to the contingent fund
is the remarkable total of 9,1OO grains
of quinine, purchased at different times
on the sanitary account of the senate.
But the staggering entry is this
"April 5-Five pounds of Copenhagen
snuff, 1915"
For which senatorial nose?
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
With a Few Dollars

70 invest, the farmer or artisan DESTROYS of
changing his location should investigate con-
ditions in Missouri, Kansas, Indian Terri
tory, Oklahoma and Texas Business
Chances" and other interesting books tell
ing of the prosperity and progress in the
Great Southwest, free Address "KATY."
304 Wainwright Bldg, st. Louis, Mo Low
Colonist Excursions from the North on the
first and third Tuesdays of each month.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

A Jasper county (Mo.) farmer paid a high
tribute to the literary talents of Carthage
real estate agent the other day He decided
to sell his place and got real estate agent to
write the notice. When the agent read the
notice to him he said: Read that again"
After the secondireading he said: 81 believe
III not sell, I've been looking for place
of that kind all my life and didn't know
had it until you described it to me- Mil
Mankea NewS
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
FastidiOus Young Man.

been found or farm few miles south of
Nevada. One day tracks that had been made
by bare feet were found on what is known
as the Autenrieth road. 1t has been learned
that they were made by young man living
in the neighborhood who had had his shoes
nicely shined and was carrying them under
his arm to keep them from getting muddy
Kansas City journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
This VIII Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in
Children's Home, New York, cure Feverish-
ness, Teething disorders, Stomach troubles
destroy worms, All Druggists, 25c. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y =.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

Clerk-'I should like to get off early, sir,
as my wife wants me to do some odd Jobs
about the house while it is light enough"
Manager-"Can't possibly do it!' Clerk
Thank you, sir. You are very Kind. >
London Answers.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

l am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. y,
Feb. II, 1900.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

The Chicago & Northwestern is the only
double track railway between Chicago and
the Missouri River.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

One active virtue is worth ten absent vices.
Rams Horn.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

Give advice to others if you will, but take
an occasional dose of it yourself Chicago
Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

Talent is that which is in mans power.
Lowell.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

The most completely lost of all days is
the one on which we have not laughed
Chamfort.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

Nothing is more unjust or capricious than
public opinion-Hazlitt.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

June Tint Butter Color makes top of the
market butter.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

A gent is an abbreviated gentleman.-Chi-
cago journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

Explosions of Coughing are stopped by
Haie's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

The Overland Limited, solid train Chi.
cago to the Coast daily. Chicago, Union
Pacific & North-Western Line.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

He-"What is your favorite stone~ She
-"Oh, this is so sudden! Harvard Lam
pooh.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

The braggart deceives no one but himself.
Rams Horn.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

In 1884 there were ACT steamboats, on
the Rhine. To-day there are 1888.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23

To Cure n Cold I'm One Day.
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. Csc.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1903-04-23
"KIDNEY COLDS"

'OVhlhS VIII DN'
LAY you up" EC
play you out" N
put you to III
b e d" quicker II
than a kidney IL
C d. Thou f.
sands feel the f
first effect of
colds in the kid.
n e Us. Backache,
rheumatic pains,
urinary disorders,
retention of the
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
RESULTS AT HAWTHORNE.

First race tseven furlongs-The Giver III Dominated
ond Tom Curl IO5 Polal0, 100 10 l. third Time 127l5.
Paul Whaey. Otis and Bumist also ran -
furlongs-FiTst Chip. 9S tHelgesenl, s
10 g. Won; Eva's Darling. 80 ONilson). 10 second:
Angeo ~ Il Jackson) 20 third. Time 1152s. Gus
I,s5ka Montanic Goodman. Goody, Two Shoes. Alice
Dougherty Durandai Chief Aloha, Give All Ran Gallant
and Cora also ran
-Tr1n7 9s Il. WILSON,. 3. Sir Andrew 100
Cyonderlvl 10 l. second: Requmis, 103 HelgesenI,
70 third Time :0S Soldier Of Fortune and Elwood
also IT.,
"a fFIeIeesen, won: Iiare, 80 IF Bonner), II 70
. second. John McGurk. los tAdkinsy, to ., third.
Time also
Fifth race sx furongsl-Mary McCafferty. IS o. VII
SOM Z 10 won Rag 1O2 CAdkins) 70 l. second;
Tranium 9s CRobbinsl. l6 TO l. third Time, 1;1+4s,
A,for9atou Pombino. Headwater. Step Onward Louis
Wagner Orfeo. Erama, Martinmas and The Forum also
-
won: Organdie 81 IL. WILSON, even. second: Gallant
II Booker. ]. third Time, 1;41S. Harvey,
inventor Aiav Moore Prairie dog Marshalsea St Tam
Inanv FrodigdI son. MCGOWAN Barney Burke and La
In-aa
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
ELIHU ROOT AT SEA GIRT,
Var Secretary Says Rife Range
There Is Best in World.

Sea Girt. n. J.. July % (SpeciaD.-Elihu Root
Secretary Of War. spent to-day here at the Stats
Camp Of the New-Jersey National Guard. EIs
was the guest OF Governor Murphy at the Gov
ernors cottage. which Is called at the camp "tha
Little White House" In the forenoon the Score
tary inspected the entire camp. being escorted
about the grounds by a platoon OF the old ESSEX
Troop Of cavalry. which within few years han
been reorganlzed the 1st Troop OF the Ma
tional Guard OF New-Jersey- In the late after
noon dress parade was held. and the 1st ReEi-
ment. now in camp. and the cavalry were re-
viewed by the Secretary and the Governor
Secretary Root arrived at Sea Girt yesterday
evening and passed the night at the Governors
cottage. He had expressed desire to visit tbs
State rifle range, and the Governor and his
staff arranged to entertain him appropriately
This morning the Secretary was early astir. and
after breakfast Governor Murphy and he start
ed for a thorough inspection Of the camp. They
visited the messroOns, the commissary. the
quarters Of the men aheld and the rifle range.
The Secretary's interest in the provisions for
target practice was so great that. at his own
request he was conducted into every nook and
corner. from the firing line to the beach, A de-
tachment of troops from the United States Army
was at practice on the IOng range targets when
the party arrived at the firing line and
pended operations while the head OF the War
Department personally examined the targets az
which they had been shooting.
After inspecting the butts and targets the
Secretary was driven to the clubhouse OF the
New-Jersey State Rife Association Just in the
rear Of the firing line, and standing in the
shade of one of the young trees, he and the
Governor for some time watched the work OF
the marksmen- Some OF the crack shots of the
general and regimental stats later gave ex-
hibition of rapid fire target practice, in which
several excellent scores were made.
The party entered the clubhouse about II
O'Clock, and, after inspecting the rooms and the
trophies on exhibition in the reception room. sat
down to luncheon. At 1870 they drove TO the
Governors cottage. where a reception for the
officers of the staff and line held
Secretary Root seemed greatly pleased with
the camp and especially with the range. He
said he had heard that it was the finest in the
world. but had never before enjoyed an OppOr-
tunity to reach that conclusion for himself
The Secretary's busy day closed with a review
of the troops at $50 o'clock. after which he left
the camp.
Special orders prohibiting photography at the
camp this year have been issued and are strict
" enforced. Only properly accredited news
paper photogra piers are allowed TO follow their
vOcat tiOns within the lines. To-day the rule
enforced even more strictly than ordinarily.
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
FARLEY NOT RElNsTATED.

Chicago July BE E. Fare--. who was ruled
off the turf for alleged ringing by the De-
.-ot+ Jockey Club and for whom a fugitive
rant had been issued surrendered to the police
here to-day His trial has been set for next Thurs
day.
Under the laws of Michigan it is q felony to en-
ter horse fraudulently in speed contest OF
80 .rd the nenalty is three years The De
+roit Jockey Club declared that Farley fraudu-
lentlv entered Aimless Sarah Black on June l6
at the Crosse Pointe track. Farley was expelled
~. the Crosse Pointe officials. He appealed to the
It,+-,, Jockey Club for rehearing which ne
- ,.os+ar5a1, F,ut the stewards sustained the
ruling of the Detroit Jockey CAB end reused 70
rejreFota FARLEY and six of his cornpaIlions VINO
ra aid 10 have been implicated with him.
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
AND BOSTON BREAK EVEN
New-York Takes Second Game, but Is
Nearly Shut Out in the First.

In double header with Boston yesterday the
Invaders lost the first game to l, and won the
second, 1 to .. Young outpitched Chesbro in the
first contest. The home team made what proved to
be their only run in this game in the fifth inning
The visitors tied the in the next, and in the
seventh the Boston team made another run Ches-
bro was hit freely in the final inning with the
suit four OF the Bostonians crossed the plate
In the second game Deering made his first ap-
pearance an Invader pitcher and pitched
steady, consistent game Hughes who pitched for
Boston, was also in good form. The fielding on
both sides was clean and sharp and a result
the game short An error. a sacrifice and
tWo-base hit were responsible for the first for
Boston in the second inning. Two singles and
wild throw allowed the Invaders TO up the
in the sixth. In the eighth three singles and
a long hy brought in three runs Tor the home team
and in the ninth base on balls. double and d fly
gave the visitors their final The scores:
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
COUNTRY CLUB FOR DEAL.

The Deal Golf Club intends TO widen its scope
- t.ro,,e a fun hedged country club. An addi-
+jop is 10 be built to the present clubhouse. and
1rovision will be made for sleeping rooms. bill
lard and pool room. racquet courts. bowling alleys
and a griIlroom while shelters will be built Tor
,-.,-,obi1as ana carriages. An invitation tourna-
,a,t is promised for August. probably the week
bepinning August o and a number Of team matches
have been arranged The more important are;
JuIv 25-Deal VS. EnglewOod. at Englewood.
August deal vs. Seabright at SeabT1ght-
August S-Deal VS.. Seabright, at Deal.
August 15-Deal Fox Hills. at Deal
August 22-Deal Spring Lake. at Spring Lake
The cIub,s annual championship is start
september 5 the qualifying round being PLAYED IN
the forenoon the first round in the afternoon ana
the finals on September :. Labor Day
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
GOLF.
Ward and Clark Tied at EkzcaEOk
for LozC Gross Score.
LEY rELRaRAPH TO TIE rRIsuNE. ]

Manchester Vt, July 23.-The annual open
handicap competition for the Taconic and Ondawa
cups presented by E. c. Orvis, began on the Elk
wanok Country Club links here to-day, with
qualifying round of eighteen holes at medal play.
The weather conditions could not have been
better and low scores resulted. A field of sixty
four golfers started, OF whom ffty-three returned
cards at the end of the morning round.
I NJ Ward and G. NJ. Clark tied at 81 for the
hest gross score prize. This viii be played of
Iater in the week. The first sixteen in the quail
fvfng round continued in match play this after
noon for the Taconic Cup The losing eight of this
sixteen will compete tomorrow for the BattenkiH
('up The second sixteen played for the Ondawa
CUP A L. White had low score for the day. He
went over the course In his match with II. W.
Brown. in 79 The summary Of the days play
follows;
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
THE RECORDS.
IBT TELEGRAPH TO THE TRIBUNE. !

Philadelphia, July 23-N1iller. who pitched for tho
Giants in to-day's game. gave a good exhibition
and kept the Philadelphia men from scoring until
the ninth inning when a triple by Gleason and
grounder by Keister brought them in one run.
Miller besides pitching well. made a two-bagger
and Mertes a home run. The fielding of both
teams was excellent. The Giants made a run in
the opening inning two bases on balls, a wild
pitch by Mitchell, ad Mertess liner TO Barry. In
the fifth they scored again Gilbert's single
M1ller.s double, base balls for Browne and
Van Haltren's fly The visitors increased their
lead in the next inning when Mertes sent the ball
clear over the Broad-st. fence for a home run. In
the final inning four singles brought in two more
for the Giants The score:
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
CHESS
Phillips Leads Roething in Third Game for
Rice Trophy.

Sylvan Beach. y Y, July 23.-At the meeting of
the New-York State Chess Association Roething
and Phillips met in the third game for the posses
sion Of the Rice trophy. The game was adjourned
after over seventy moves had been made. Phillips
was q pawn ahead
In the class tourney Dixon beat MOwTy; F. How
ard. SiIlipurt. McMaytiu ". Scripture: SChwietZer
and Searle drew SChwieJzer beat Howard; Bor-
sodi Wal er. Guckemus. Cole; BOrsOdf, McAIartin:
Dixon P. Scripture; MOWry. ". Scripture, GuCke-
mus Cole; -ker1Us, BCrsodi, Schwierzer. DixOns
Howard. Waller Searle, BOrSodt, Searle. Wallers
McNartin. Cole. T. Scripture, W Scripture
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
PROGRAMME OF SPORTS TODAY.

RAcING-At Brighton Beach ana ChlCas0 % r-,,.s.,
ArT-National LesgueSew-1 ork a. FhIlA4e 9.
TroosIyn Cincinnati az Shleago' e
phla, 81 Ttffsburg. American League--Isostoh. AZ
LOUIS a F55Iadelphia at Washington; Chicago al
T,etroit: ST Louis. at Cleveland
-sc s,ata championships. al Oneida Lake
.rE,NyTs-Eastern championships. at Lons"ooo oi'oAe'
Club Boston ~. 9Th
povyFNC-Ou1 and gamecock colors. Ne"-AoiA 1a~'''
club boats. at newport
port r.ht~s-,
o;oI-F-Ekuanok. open tournament E1a2oE' ShAc3s0'
omen tournaments
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
JAVA CTP-QUALIFYING ROUND.

raconic C'uD rOund match pIayl--W. J. ENalIs
beat c NJ dark. . up and | 70 play; j. NJ Ward @
o uea, beat CLARK RIrnham up . play; A n
I9na5 heat G. r. EIIingood 4 5 up and 10 play: 2
tSIoaya Tea- {. N Brett Z and to play; D. NJ.
~ heat H K Robbins. 4 up and TO play A I.
WHITE heat n u. Brown, >. Up and 70 pay II l.
CoIe heat B sheldon, . : and 3 70 play. 80 -
Ondawa Cup thrst round matcl pay 70 &C.,
"a hes+ 1, G Gmer, . . and "a play Z, y
~ heat 4 D. Woodworth. up and TO play,
~ NJ coSIrsev B. Greenvle Clark up and TO
= D " " F-4on beat r. Mcqueen. 8, and TO
piaSS Z; r Harrison beat ] W Becker o. up and 70
pa. n tsagborn heat Ray. and 8 70 play;
play :; ;;o,s.sT . heat James I. Taylor up
New-York tribune., 1903-07-24
POLO GAME AT NEWPORT.

.fBY TELEGRAPH 10 THE TRIBUNE
Newport r. I. July 23-The attendance al the
,,-e,obester Polo Club grounds was exceedingly
" - - sf,ernoon as the Astor Cup races at
,pan,ed ,Isa, many. The game practice one be
t1-sen the Reds and Blues The players We're Al
ted C;wynne Vanderbilt. T c Hayeneysr' pIeo5ge 5g
II; N9 70 iiE] - Collier Alfred 6. Nander6lt has a
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