The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-09-25

of namelcSs pain-of glimpse into
possibility never futilled-of the farewell
5 she badc her childhood i'll a midsummer
| DAYS dream.
Brain Leaks.
Love lightcns the heaviest load.
Hypocrisy is the tribute evil pays to
truth.
building castles in the air is bet ter than
gr"vcling in the mirc
high ideal unreachcd is better than a
low success achieved.
Satin is always we'll satisfied when he
sees sinner stand pat"
If you do not believe it yourself YOU
cannot make others bclive it.
The fool says, II doubt" The Chris
tan says, 81 believe" God knows.
Many young men have gone to the bad
trying to keep up with good society"
Thank goodness they llnever be able to
form trust and control baby laughter
Some men keep their faces to the right,
but the corners OF their eyes upon the
sheriff
Good humor is the best medicine, but
some people reject it because it is not sold
on prescription.
Men pinch and save to meet life insur-
ancc premiums, and never give thought
TO soul insurance.
| Sometimes we wish we could be as hap
Pr as the boy just starting on a visit to
his grandma's house.
The man who is SO busy taking care of
his money that he has no time to enjoy
it deserves no sympathy.
If we had money enough to build cup
defender we wouldn't do it. There are
other things that need defense first
Our idea of a soft job is high salaried
clerkship in the store of a merchant who
docs not believe in advertising.
There are some women who spoil the
| appctites of their children by their fears
that they will soil the tablecloths.
! The trouble with some meni is that they
spend so much time preparing for death
they miss most of the joy of living.
TO not feel badly when you see a
woman wasting her affections on pug
dog. The children she docs not have are
better off
We never see crowd of business men
lined up at lunch counter for a five
minute feed without wishing we had a
sure cure for dyspepsia for sale.
N, L.. i L
amass gold but we are reminded of the
foolishness of the kitten that spends
hours trying to catch its own tail.
The man who spends all of his life in
sordid gain should feel glad to know that
lie cannot take it with him. Indestructi-
BILE currency has not yet been invented
it either burns or melts.
Varieties.
He stood in the doorway, hat in
hand, and the suffering young lady was
inviting him to call again. Come
around S-s-s-s-s," she began, trying to
saw Sunday, but the sentence was never
finished The dog thought she meant
''sic EN-" and he did.-Kansas City hide
pendent.
-She-"Have you derived much benefit
from cycling, Mr.. Pounds ITe-"Oh
yes. Why, I'm much thinner than was!'
New Mail and Express.
-Ncll-"Is she a society woman?"
Bellc-"Ycs, indeed. She belongs to no
less than eighteen societies for the sup
preston of as many things. "-PhiIadel-
phia Record.
Coddies-"Whcncver see you you are
reading a novel. You don't mean to say
you remember all of them?" Short
Dear me, no. It's because l don't re-
member them like to read them-Bos-
ton Transcript.
-"Speaking CT lucky numbers, they are
the ones with the dollar sign before them,
aren't they" well, that depends on
whether they represent what is coming
to you or what you owe. "-Chicago
Post.
Are those physicians jealous of the
success of their colleagues new opera
ton ?" mot bit of it. The only thing
that makes them envious is his success in
getting it talked about in the newspap-
crs "-Washington Star.
Yes said the nervous man." have
a habit of talking i'll my sleep" And the
eminent citizen who is expected to re-
spond to an ovation in every town that
the train goes through, murmured:
What valuable accomplishment"
Washington Star.
-"Thc automobile suits me very well;
what's the price," six thousand
marks" Take in annual payments
Eyes, sir" "All right-I'll take it with
me. III pay 100 marks n year-I be-
long to long-lived family. "-Flicgende
Bactter.
whats the derivation of the word
college" 81 give it up" But surely
the word must mean something" "Oh.
guess it was just faxed up by some poet
who needed :; rhyme for Knowledge
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
-"Whatdo you think ofthe sentiment
in favor of eecting Senators by popular
votc?" we asked of Senator Graball.
81 have often found it necessary to check
this sentiment in certain quarters" was
the Senator's ambiguous reply.
Mr.. Softleigh-"I don't think shall
ever marry. Matrimony is too much of
"a lottery" Miss Hardtack-"I think
you make a mistake in drawing that
comparison" Mr.. Softleigh-"B why"
Miss Hardtack-"Don't YOU know that
in lottery there are always some
prizes ?"-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Broken Rose.
ooh, DEAR" she cried, my flowers are
all falling to pieces"
There were tears in the girls eyes and
il her voice as she stood over her glass
rose bowl and saw the pink petals of the
roses lying all around.
And did SO want them for the table
tonight when he came for :" she be-
moancd. It'll be Il poor enough looking
table at best with nothing pretty on it
but grandma's dear old silver tea service
what's left of it, at least"
With Il sorry face, she began gathering
up the the strcwn rose petals. Suddenly
a smile flashed through her tears.