The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1903-04-02
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The hapjack and the lumberjack are
all in. -
A stand-in sometimes proves a poor
layout. >@, .
Breaking out is not always liberty as
the smallpox patient can testify to.
Following the example of Cambridge
the American side of Niagara has gone
dry. ~
Hash is a sort of a meat combine. but
it will never be chopped out of the bill
of fare. +.
Eggs are lower and the COW is lowing
and we can expect butter to be cheaper
soon.
Society is generally in very shock
ing state in regions where earthquakes
are frequent.
the nursery. Ask our ex-county COM
missioner of this isn't so.
New York papers will get foreign
news by Marconigraph in short time.
Then the news will be all in the air.
Weep not for the dead who are dead
and buried, but rather weep for the
dead who are living, and are not yet
ready for the undertaken.
A doctor died down in Oklahoma
this week who lived to be over a hun
dred years Of age. He was evidently
tough pill.
The Missouri legislature has passed
law making the stealing Of chickens
a felony and the crow on the Missouri
rooster now comes in sections.
Murderer Knapp, who has killed five
wives and longs for more to kill, was
kicked in the head by colt when he
was small child. Too bad it wasn't
| mule. -:
We are now informed by close OBJ
server that we have hard coal enough
in this country to last 200 years yet.
We guess yes. If we don't use it any
faster than we did last winter it will
last 1900, 600, 900 years.
Prudle-Have you heard about Sas- |
safra getting commission in the army?
Tascott-Good enough, and I'm glad
of it. What rank has he? :,...
Prudle-No rank at all. He made |
his commission while commissary.
Bungo-What is this single tax bust
ness we read so much about in the |
books and papers now?
Barem-I'm thinking that it is either
the real thing or personal matter.
Bungo-I don't take any stock in it,
for they say that misfortunes never
come single.
Musical and Literary Entertainments
The Christian Endeavor society of |
the Congregational church will give
literary and musical entertainment at
the church on Tuesday evening, April
18th. The program is as follows:
PART I.
Eoesl $685. Clyde Xs4 T Eoaasn
Recitation .......................B Beth Tarbox
Piano duett. Mrs Indden and Mrs. yse TarboE
Reading, 1.-TWO ballards) ;;.::.......: Mrs. Eaton
lntermissiOn.
P 3 500 Mrs: Richards
NCC1CdI1ou. ..... Mrs. White
Dec1amation M: kIcbaros
A musical surprise'' by Mesdames
Cooney and Ludden, Miss Peterson
and Messrs Eaton, Ludden and Rich
ards will be given. Admission 20 cents.
children 10 cents. Come and help the
young people.
Farnham's hall was filed last Sun
day night by an audience that listened
to the Spiritualist exercises in honor of
the fifty-ffth anniversary Of Spiritual
ism. A fine program of songs, recita-
lions, etc., was rendered. Mrs. Tryon
delivered lecture and gave readings,
while L. W. Pierson read an anniver-
sary poem by Clark. Mrs. Cooney and
Mr.. Ludden sang, while Clifton and
Jennie Cravens and Monroe Ames gave
recitations. The little Orr girls sang
cutely, Miss Mabel Grant accompany-
ing them on the piano.
THE dramatic READINGS hy Frank /