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The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1903-06-12

BERLIN, June IA dispatch re-
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
MINOR MATTERS.

Dallas has new military company.
Sir Thomas Upton will visit salt
Lake city
Deer are reported plentiful around
Kosoma, I T.
Brown county. Texas. went dry by
about 10 majority
George sam. an Indian. killed his sick
son al Schurz New.
Rains county. Texas. went dry by n
majority Of over 100.
George r. Graves Of Joaquin Tex.
shot himself through the heart
Prohibitioulsts carried Nacogdoghes
county Texas. by 1000 majority.
Antls carried Henderson county.
Texas Dos % majority Of about 1875
An excursion party ~ German farm
ers fgom Illinois is touring Texas
Mrs Rose Ls.sh ana her children
were fatally poisoned 40 Philadelphia
Robert HHt..1w md Bud Hunter.
boys. were Drowned o., Providence.
Ky.
Allen Nee'ev while playing baseball
ntJagohl Hunt county Texas. dropped
dead
j. D. HarsiuF Water BOY Won the
$4,000 Century stakes no sheepshe1i
Bay IS. y
By ths explosion OLA Hungarian YES.
sci .n tha Black Sea fifteen persons
were killed
Two negroes charged no TAYLOR.
Tex, with jumping trains were fined
$3.50 each.
A horse dashed into the lobby N The
Rice hotel at Houston and caused "a
CommotIon.
Elder r. O. Horn Of Collin county.
has raised a pear Weighing seventeen
and oue-half ounces.
The three-year-old daughter Of w.
N. Rogers OF Paris. Tex. was fright.
fully gorcd By "a COW.
Mrs Annie Ballcw shot and killed
her stcp-iaughter Stella. No Spring
field Mo. and suicided
As the result 81 a head-end collision
between two electric cars az Pelham
y. H. four persons were killed and
many injured
Mrs sydney smith. who has for
some years been in charge Of the WOO
mans department of the Texas state
fIIr 900 Dallas died lt Marlin
40 Omaha. Neb Charles T. Craw.
ford killed and dressed two sheep ir
three minutes and twenty-five seconds.
winning The championship and $500
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
NOR FEVER SUFFERERS
Fund TO BE Given Those at Linares
Has Been Started
ATCITY OFMONTERFY
Business at the Place Where Dread
Disease Prevails Has Virtually
Been Suspended and M.
merOus Are Cases.

Monterey. Mex. Sept IA fund FOR
the yellow fever sufferers OF Linares.
where the disease is epldmic. has been
started by prominent citizens Of this
city.
From Information received here over
the telephone from Llnarcs business
has been partially suspended and
those who are no, so afflicted with the
fatal disease are idle, though not yet
In dire need.
Scores OF cases Of fever have been
reported. and among the afflicted are
some Of the best citizens, including the
mayor and his secretary.
A representative o. the Texas health
authorities Is expected 20 arrive here
90 supervise the disInfecting OF the
city TO make another thorough in
vesligation. after which. II the quar-
antine measures established by the
Monterey authorities against Linares
and other infected points are found to
be eficaclous. the quarantine against
Monterey will be lifted.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
DISTRICT COURT MEETS.


District court convened yester-
day for the September term with
Judge J. C. Scott presiding, dis
trict Attorney V. b. Hudson rep
resenting the State and Sheriff
Num- and District Clerk j. w.
Bats in attendance.
The following grand jurors were
duly impaneled, Judge Scott de.
livering general charge; James
Coorer foreman; A. ID. McConnico,
Z. w. Crenshaw, l. B. Todd, ]. l..
Hensarling, A. l.. Mcleod. J. C.
Blume, W. G.. Reynolds, c. p,
Jones, J. C. Cloud, G. ;. Parker,
w. J. Lawless.
The sheriff appointed the follow
ing bailifis S. X. Scarborough,
door bailiff; G. l.. Baker, Louis
Reed, Charles Battle. f. w. Yea
ger, J. II. Reed, John Sabo, Powell
Harvey.
The Montgomery manslaughter
case, brought here on a change Of
venue from Grimes county, has
been set for Monday, Sept. 2S.
The hearing Of the local option
case before Judge Scott has been
set for Thursday, Sept. 10, at
which time, under the alternative
writ Of mandamus recently issued
by Judge Scott, upon application
OF the prohibitionists, the commits
sioners court will be required to
show cause why the mandamus
should not be made permanent,
requiring them to order the elec.
ton in the subdivision Of Brazos
county asked for by the prohibit
,ionists in the petition refused by
a majority Of the court.
Orders were taken in civil cases
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08

as follows:
Chatham Machinery Co. VS.. j.
l.. Alexander, suit on note, contin-
ued for service.
J. Zulch VS.. Bryan Water, Ice
and Electric Light Co., foreclos.
ure, dismissed.
S. +. Spence ct al. VS.. James
Wilson, tresspass to try title, set
for Sept. Il.
Nancy Newton ct al. Va. Mrs.
Willie d. Wilson, suit for parti.
ton, set for Sept, 10.
f. W. McConnico vs.. w. l..
MeConnico, suit on note, contin-
ued for service.
Catherine Davidson ct al. vs..
II. d T. c. railroad, damages, set
for Sept, II.
Mary +. Triplett vs.. W. NJ.
Triplett, divorce granted, and
children named in petition award
ed to plaintiff.
W. J. Terrell, receiver, VS.. G..
c. IL S. f. railroad, dismissed
each to pay its costs.
Lawrence Steele VS.. G.. C. IL S.
F. railroad, do.
Mrs. Mamie A. Steele VS.. w. J
Terrell, receiver, trespass TO try
title, motion for cost bond.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
Cir, Terrible Mistake.

Ennis. Tex. Sept. Miss Minnie
Lou Anderson. aged about sixteen
years. daughter OF Mr. and Mrs NJ. L.
Anderson. died suddenly on sunday
al the home % her parents here. She
was unconscious and IN commissions
when found in her room az breakfast
time this morning and died In a few
minutes. An empty vial at her side
indicates that she had swallowed care
bolic acid through mistake for other
medicine
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
Mrs.. pesrina Pardened.

Paris Tex. Sept 5.-Goycruor Lane
ham has pardouel Mrs Lulu Deeriug.
who was sent Co tha peu.teuuury from
this county ut the spring term OF the
district court last year Cor Eve yegrs on
the charge of murder The defendant
was charged with the homicide of her
brothsr-iu-i5w. Chas Deilcm1n. "a res-
ldent of Paris. and was convicted of
murder in the second degree The
scene 90 the tragedy was near Amb.a.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
PennelI Champion Batter.

Dallas. Sept Center Fielder PEN
nell OF the Waco team heads the bot
tiers OF the Texas Baseball league. hts
percentage being 3i7 Third Base
man Clark OF Dallas Is but three
points behind Five other men are in
the 800 class: Ury Dallas. SOS. Cur
It's. Dallas. sol. Disch Fort Worth.
$40. Blair, Corsicana. 800. Bateman.
Waco. 800.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
Dnclar.d In.an.

New York Sept i-Francis W Ben-
que. who sent "a threatening letter 20
Secretary of state Hay and who Tor
years ms given trouble to officials az
Washington with letters. was declared
insane by Dr Gregory In the psyche
pathle ward no Bellevue Hospital lie
win be committed % an institution Tor
the Insane Cor permanent cure.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
Vote Seems Tie

Mineral Wells. Tex sept As far
8s can ua learned tba prohibition alag-
tion held Boo tbis county resulted iu
tie vote while DO is claimed Dos the
artls that the vote stands one majority
iu their favor Mineral Wells went anti
by Cd majority
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
Mule Fell in We'll.

Cameron Tex. Sept "A mule
while hitghgi 20 a hay rake ou the r T.
Bate meadow near Mayheld. suddenly
disappeared from sight and left the
driver and rake sitting above an o,d
well that was covered up by the hay
and which was not known 20 Doe lu the
meadow. The mule was killed
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
TO BE PUSHED.
More Men and Teams Are Wanted on
Continuation Work.

Corpus Christi. Tex. Sept More
teams and men are wanted for work on
the Lott railroad.
As soon az the preliminaries can be
arranged the contract Tor the extension
from Slnton 20 Houston and Galveston
will be let.
A meeting will be held here this week
20 increase capital stock and authorize
extension.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08

In an article with six.line plea
headlines the jacksonville Meteor
announces that 1.-The Railroad is
Here" The depot is not yet
built but work announced to begin
on it in a few days. Train service
was expected to begin Sin two or
three days"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
Southern leaaue.

Al MISUNDERSTANDING. 3; Mem
phis, s.
Al Shreveport 80 Shreveport. IL
Montgomery. 6.
At New Orleans-New Orleans. i6.
Atlanta. s
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
W. c. 7. U.

Program for meeting to be held on
Tuesday, Sept. $, Up. m, at the NJ.
+. church.
/. Singing.
?. Prayer.
3. Reading Of paper by Mrs. J, d.
West. Subiect-The Bible versus
Strong Drink, in connection with
Bible readings by the members.
I. Business routine.
Honorary members aud all who
are interested in the work are in
vited 10 be present, whether a MEM
Der or not.
Mrs. J. ID. West, Pres, Mrs. d. &.
Zuber, Supt Of press work
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
BASEBALL.
palIa. Win. Psnnant.

Dallas Sept. by Winning Sdtur-
days game Dallas gets the Texas Base-
ball league pennant for 1908. The score
was. Dallas. 5. Waco. Q.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
National Leaaue.

At ProvIdence-Boston. .. Phlladel-
phia. 2.
Al Clncinnati-St Louis. S.. Clncln-
natl. :.
Al Chlcago-Pittsburg. 3. Chicago.
I; attendance. 1900
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
Gone 20 New York.

Beaumont Tex. sept. Pitcher
Will BARLEY left for New York city
where be- Joins the National League
team. Manager Greer sets 1900 for
his release
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
American League.

AZ Chicago-Chioago. /. Cleveland. o.
At 81 Louis-First game: 81 Louis.
I. Detroit, o. Second game. ST. Louis.
3. Detroit. l.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
Each Won a Game.

Dallas. Sept THE two last games
were played sunday First resulted.
Dallas. 5: Waco. 2; second. Waco. Z.
Dallas. o.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08
FIRST PRIZE.
Aerie Of Fort Worth Has the Best Drill.
ed Team Of EAGLES.

Fort Worth. Sept 7.-Aerie No. 2s Of
the Fraternal order % Eagles captur-
ed the first prize. $500. for the best
drilled team In the degree work during
the meeting az New York
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-09-08

Three milk cows for sale. Apply
20 VI. l.. Wallace. 80
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
A THING WE R G
Much of the Labor Which We Com
slider Wasted Is, in Reality, a
Profitable Investment,

Often when we work to raise a good
crop of corr or other feed-stuff, or
when We pay out a round sum for
grains that some one else has pro-
duced, We say: "Well, that is the last
of it. We will never see hat money
again. The time and labor spent in
getting that crop are gone forever,
and what have we left to show for
them? A few dollars come back in
the form of milk Or butter, but that
is all"
But is it all? When, we feed this
corn OF meal we forget that but a
small part of the good is represented
in the milk or the butter or the cheese.
Simply because we cannot measure in
dollars and cents the value of the part
which goes back upon our farms in
the form of first-class fertilizer, we
thank our time, labor and money have
been largely wasted. If we could un-
derstand how much depends on the
way we keep u farms up, we might
place a higher value on the crops we
grow or the grain we buy for use in
the udliJ. Lie 1dcG 10, Soou snare
| Of our farm labor is done not for to-
day, but for the day that is coming.
You and ] may not live to see the result
of all we do; few everdo; but.some one
will if we are faithful in our work.
It pays us, however, if we live only a
few years, to feed our stock well, and
so feed our farms well, too. L. Vim
cent, in Farm and Fireside.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
A Realist.

The lecturer on dramatic art, in
his wanderings over the country, was
stranded one night in a small west
ern town. Being detained by a snow
storm and low funds, he decided to
give his lecture in the town hall.
His audience consisted of six school
girls in the front seat and one lank
young man at the rear-of the hall.
The lecture was enlivened by many
quotations., which were stolidly re-
ceived until, with a finger out
stretched toward a dimly burning
kerosene lamp, the lecturer cried,
"Canst see yon light?"
He was about to proceed with his
recitation when the young man at
the rear rose from his seat.
81 can see it by squintin'," he
called, cheerfully, 'and I can smell
it without more'n half trying! Why
don't you blow it out?"-Youth's
Companion.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
GET

farmers soaks through the stable fosr
into the ground? Every farmer should
have a good pit for the manure, built
of bricks or stones and cement, about
like the illustration, in which the drain
is shown emptying from the stable into
b, the pit for the urine, and if possible
for the refuse water from the house;
bshould be about six by eight feetdeep.
c and d are the pits for manure or
compost; these should be two to three
feet deep and have one foot fall toward
b, SO that if you sprinkle either side
it will drain into b. is the place for
the pump; put in pipe or nail four
boards together with a strainer on the
bottom, SO you just need to stick the
pump into it. Have b covered with
good planks. Build a roof over the
whole to protect it from sun and rain.
Always keep the manure level and
well %sprinkled to prevent it from heat
Ing. All kinds of grass, turnip tops,
potato stalks and weeds piled up and
well sprinkled will make good manure
1 believe manure treated that way will
show more benefit and will pay for the
labor better than if spread out in the
field and the wind and the rain allowed
to take all the ammonia out of it, and
the heavy rains in spring to wash the
best out of it into the road, ditch or
stream. The liquid manure out of the
pit is very valuable and brings good
results on grass and orchards. Pillow
or harrow your n into the
ground as quickly as possible after it
is out ct the field. After treating and
saving the manure that way, study your
ground, and buy whatever your ground
needs to perfect the yielding capacity.
George Fresenius, in Country Gen
tleman.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
WITTY Scotch Dame.

An old woman was recently sum
moncd as a witness before a court in
Scotland, and after she wal sworn
the judge, noticing that she spoke in
a very low tone, politely requested
her to raise her veil SO that she
might be heard better. Her reply
was that she could not raise it con-
veniently and that she could not re-
move it altogether without taking
off her hat. Thereupon the judge po-
litely suggested that she take her
hat off, but she answered thai she
would not do SO, and that there wa
no law which could compel her to
uncoye her head.
At this the judge became angry
and remarked: "My good woman,
since you know the law SO well, you
ought to come up here and take your
seat beside me-"
sob, no." was her reply; "there
are quite enough old women on the
/! bench already"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
Wolf Teeth in Horses,

Many people imagine that wolf teeth,
as they are called, by some mysterious
means, reach up to the eye and affect
it in some manner, and many other ri
d%iculous fancies. They are merely su
perfuous teeth. The idea that they
are injurious has become so firmly en-.
grated in the public mind that it is
almost impossible to eradicate it. In
the great majority of cases horses af.
fected suffer from recurrent opthal.
mia, the teeth having nothing to do
with the causation of same. 7 never
argue with people about wolf teeth,
but pull them as l am requested. You
will feel better satisfied if tie wolf
teeth are pulled, SO it would be bet.
ter to have a veterinary remove them
&C. f. Hatch, v. S., in Rural New
Yorker.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
THE RIVER sPtRlT.

a#-.aE .--sa. .s.-. - .... .
The mighty river spirit
Lay in the hush of death;
The frost-king long had bound him,
But he only held his breath.
When the air blew soft around him
One jubilant March day,
And the nymphs of spring low whispered
While the robin piped his lay.
The mighty river spirit
Awoke from his deathlike dream;
He heard the Weakening murmur
OF the silver-hearted stream,
Calling, Ger ban and meadow.
All day in the golden sun:
Awaken, thou lazy giant!
Let the sea and the streams be one!"
So he snapped the icy letters,
And he shouted. II will be free!
Again shall white sails carry
My love to the foam-clad sea-"
And 10! the echoing chorus
Shook like a hurricane,
The earth and the sounding waters,
From the rill to the hooking main.
Then the mighty river spirit
Went forth in his power and pride,
To the bridal of bright, glad waters
Out on the ocean wide.
And white sails sped to the meeting
In days Of the golden sun,
When ice was a dream of winter
And the streams and the sea were one.
Julia May Williamson, in Boston, Bud
get,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
Surprise All Around.

Funniman-Now, there's your hus-
band coming, Mrs. Candor. Let's make
a little surprise for him. Mrs. Funni-
man and will hide behind the curtains
here, and you tell him that your x
pected guests haven't come. Then
We'll step out and surprise him.
(Enter Mr.. Candor.)
Mrs. Candor (obeying orders)-Well,
Henry, our expected guests have dis
appointed us-Mr. and Mrs. Funniman
haven't come.
Mr.. Candor (heartily)-Thank Heav-
en!-Tit-Bits
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
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\@DINA&e,@z !
&FOCK
GOOD PIT FOR MANURE.
Every Farm ShOuld Have One That
Ia Built Substantially OF
Brick and Cement.

The farmers best savings bank is
his manure-pit. Most farmers talk OF
lime, potash, nitrogen, phosphates, and
are buying all kinds of fertilizer; in
the meanwhile they leave their best
friend, the manure-pile, out in the hot
sun, and often scattered all over the
barnyard, to. be washed out by all the
heavy rains and the water that comes
from all the barn roofs.
Would it not be more economical tc
start right at home, build a good place
for your manure, SO you can take care
of the manure, and especially the urine
from your live stock, which with most
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
UneuuaI

SocialiSt-Yes, the world is all
wrong. There is great need of change.
[ hope you agree with me?
Miss Beauty-Indeed, I do. I think
it's perfectly abominable the way
wealth is distributed-all the nice
young men poor, and nobody rich ex-
cept equity widowers and cranky old
bachelors,-Tit-Bits.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
The Professor.

"Astigmatism," explained the doc
tor, "is an abnormal condition Of the
eyes, in which they appear to have
different planes of vision, and you can
see better with one than with the
other" .
II see," observed the professor.
"One pupil is more apt than the 9th
er."-Chicago Tribune.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
An Exclamation.

ga satirist, my dear" said Miss Cay
meme to the girl WHO'S beginningtotake
an interest in literature, ..is a writer
who applies himself to exposing
shams."
"But why should he know so much
more than other people about shams?"
Because he is usually one himself"
Washington Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
He Was Not Lone

Stranger-Have you always lived in
this place, my little man?
Boy (respectfully)-Yes, sir.
Stranger (pityingly)-It must be
very dismal here.
Boy (cheerfully)-Oh, no, sir! 1have
lots of fun with the guys who come
along here nearly every day and ask
foolish questions.-Golden Days.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
A Strong Hint,

Harduppe-Say, old man, I believe 1
w you an apology.
Freeman-Well, I've heard it called
a V, a flyer, a fimuf plunks, and five
bones, but never an apology before!-
N. Y. Times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
A Modern RecIuse.

Friend-I haven't seen you Cor some
time.
Poet-No; fact is 1 have become a
a good deal of a recluse lately.
Friend-I feared as much. How
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
An independent Thinker.

Flossie-Mamma, didn't the preach
er say something last Sunday about
not caring what we eat or drink, or
what kind of clothes we wear?
Mamma-Did he? Perhaps WASN'T
paying attention to him. a
Flossie-Well, I don't suppose any
body'd pay much attention to him
when he says things'like that!-Puck.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
Second Choice Best.

Mrs. Topper-Is first love best? :
Topper-Not always, my dear; that
first love of a bonnet you showed me
at the milliner's was far more expen-
sive than the second.-Town Topics,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
lei

IT don't believe that half the sto-
ries the gossips tell are true"
"Neither do T." answered Miss Cay
enne. "But halls Q plenty,"--Wash,
iuRton StaT.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
Drug on the Market.

Wright-Is your new book pure fc-
ton?
Penman-Yes, it is.
"Well, you've made a big mistake;
it's the other kind that pays.'-Yon-
kers Statesman. y
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
Skeptical.

my wife" said Mr.. Younglove,
proudly, "can talk in four different
languages"
What" replied the crusty old bach
elor; mot all at once!"-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
Ever Thua,

HE doesn't call his wife pet names
any more, does hep"
zone. He says he can always call
her dear without compunction."-
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
The PromptinEs of AHeeti

EV"ptfHB0 U1 AM1EtNUA'
Charley, DEAR" said young Mrs.
Torkins, II am going to learn to play
poker"
what for?"
$50 that I can do as a wife ought
and intelligently sympathize with you
in all your troubles
Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
6zksm = j
Her Own idea.

"Your daughter" said Mrs. Oldcastle
after being conducted through the
newly finished wing of the magnificent
palace occupied by the Bullingtons,
""has such a splendid vocabulary"
do you think SOP" her hostess re-
piled. "Josiah-wanted to get her M
of them escritoires, but I made up
my mind'right at the start that a vo-
%cabulary would look better in a room
furnished like hers is, even if it didn't
cost quite SO much."-Chicago Record
Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
HIS Query.

"That man never said an unkind
word to his wife"
"Well," r%ejoined Mr.. Meekton, "what
was his reason, chivalry or prudence?"
Washington Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23

Wife (gleefully)-I am going on the,
stage.
Husband (savagely)-=But I won't al
low it.
Wife-oh, but I've got to have q d.
vorce anyhow if I go on the stage, and
here's where I make good.-Chicago
Chronicle,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
No Affair of Mine.

I do not know why grief and pain
Go ramptng Ger this sphere mundane:
A thousand other things I see.
l truly for the life OF me
Can't understand; but then, I guess
It's none of my fool business.
San Francisco Bulletin.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-04-23
She Thought of Him.

Coamley-I didn't know you were
acquainted with Miss Lovett. She
asked me last night if I knew you.
Hoamley-That was nice of her.
What led her to ask you that, I won
der?
Coamley = Why = er had just
asked her if she could imagine any one
uglier than Bill Thompson.-Philadel-
phia Press.