The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-30

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Be famous and you win be investi-
The people Of italy appear to have
the same kindly feeling toward Austria
that the Coiombians have toward US.
Those young Chicago murderers have
not lived wholly IN vain. because their
exploits VIII be the means Of putting
bread into the mouths Of the children
Of some poor dime novel writer.
The true facts" concerning the coal
strike, as we gather them from the
statements published. prove conclusive
~ that both sides are acting merely in
self-defense.
The announcement from Casper.
Wyo,, that a man is safe in jail win
tend to rob Imprisonment Of one Of its
The president ought to give that pat
ent medicine the New YORK crank tried
70 force on him a thorough trial. 1t
might be good for what ais the post
office department.
1t would have been a great conven-
fence to Mr. Hartman II the mountains
along his railroad had grown right by
the lake, as then he could have had the
dirt pushed right through into the lake
and made cutoff and tunnel at one
blow.
A Denver man has written a book
. = Il &
burst of candOr quite unusual in au-
thOrs.
Colombia wishes every one to under
stand that only the great difference in
weight prevents its issuing a challenge
TO the United States.
General Bates finds there is TO neces-
sity for sending regular troops to the
Colorado mining camps. Sure. General
Sherman NJ Bell knew that long ago
and has been trying to farm out a por-
ton Of his militia for some time past.
Old Songs Resung.
CBen Bolt)
Oh, don't YOU remember Charles Mostyn,
Charles Mostyn, who camps on your
trail;
who went with delight when Grant made
his bad break.
And sought TO throw Heber in Jail.
in nice furnished room near your hotel,
Where he's been now a fortnight or two.
With a bundle Of evidence that weighs
/ Charles Mostyn is laying for you.
Should auld man Dowie be forget,
And never brought to mind?
should auld man Dowie have to shout
/ To just his mob IN Zion?
CSuwanee River)
/ Way down in frosty Carbon county,
Far, far away.
There's where the. boys are getting chilly.
There's where they have to STAY
Up and down the whole strike region,
All longing for the soft bed. the FIRE.
And for the good grub at home.
(Old Kentucky Honey
The fire burns bright in the old Salt LaLe
The price now is one we car pay;
The stove is kept red and the coal hod
Is full
While the damper is straight up ali the
day.
There's coal in the shed, there's a little
The future begins to look bright.
We can heap on the fuel ere We sneak off
I And let the fire burn throughout the
night
/ kathleen Mavourneen.)
! Kathleen, Mavourneen, November is
Tomorrow the man win come round
The butcher, the baker, the winter hat
( maker.
They'll ali want their pay and they viii
not keep still!
/ Oh. hast thou forgotten with these thou
] must reckOnt
Oh, hast thou forgotten these bills must
/ be met,
/ You may stand them Off but the odds
/ are you cannot.
/ They may take you're coOkstOve to settle
the debt,
/ They may take your cookstove to settle
the debt!
Il Dreamt That ] Dwelt)
/ 7 dreamt that I dwelt in senate halls,
I With stenOgraphers there at my side;
And like others assembled within those
walls.
That I for six years did abide.
/ I had glory iu gobs quite large, could
/ OF more than one fun dress suit.
J But I also dreamed. which scared me
most,
That they threw me OUT That they
That they threw me out! Ne smoot.
(Annle Laurie)
J The city's streets are dirty,
SO are its alleys, too
While the city street department