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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
DANGEROUS SHOWER sArA
Volume OF Water Almost Drowned aa
Adventurous Youth.

Volume Of Water Almost Drowned an
Adventurous Youth.
A story Is told in the Worlds Work
OF a youth who, partly from ignorance,
partly from a spirit Of foolhardy Rd.
venture, put his life In jeopardy, He
and his companion were spending a
vacation In the Yosemite Valley, and
had been fishing for mountain trout
on the nlilouette.
Tomorrow" he said. II shall take
q shower bath under the l,T00-foot
fall"
you are foOlr' said his compan.
ion.
Not at ALL" came the reply. "The
river Ia very low. What there is OF It
turns to spray In the nrst hundred
feet, 1t will simply come down like
rain. Why, you'd SO under the Bridal
veil yOurselfl Only that's prosaic.
This is something big. Come on"
Not l."
But was there to see. The water,
as he had said. came down. a consid-
cradle part OF Il, In rain and spray that
few out on the wind Incredible dis
tances. But to crawl down. dressed In
bathing suit, closer to the main
stream that falls to the pool and upon
the rocks, with murderous swish in
the air and a roar In the ears like a
railway train. was daring TO toolhardi-
ness. At any moment veering wind
might swing the whole mass upon the
tall. slim figure backing tentatively ON
all fours down the Jagged talus slope,
his eyeglasses glinting cheerfully. A
steady breeze kept the fall swung out
a little the other way. and the spray
burgeoned out far up the other slope.
The roar was deafening.
All at once the wind shifted. The
water swung back, and In flash the
human figure was blotted out In a
deluge that turned me sick. For
second, that seemed an hour, 1t play.
ed on the spot fiendishly, 1t seemed to
me, standing horrihed there, and then
slowly 1t swept away.
And then there was a movement, a
painful, crawling movement down
there on the slope. and scrambled
down the slippery rocks to help blink
ing, creeping. much-surprised youth,
bleeding from hundred cuts, up to
where his clothes lay. He was still
too dazed to speak. When his breath
returned and his extra glasses were
perched again on his nose, he said:
The oceans fell upon me. Come
back to New England"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
elso REWARD sIoo.

The readers Of this paper viii be pleased to
Narn that there IL at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able 70 cure in all its
Dages, and that is catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
Is the only positive cure known TO the medical
fraternity, Catarrh being q constitutional dis.
Ease, requires q constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. thereby destroying the founda.
don OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro.
PrieterH have so much fairh IN rs curative
powers. that they offer One Hundred Dollars
Tor any case that It fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials. Address
FL. CHENEY l. CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
what the Marriage was worth.

A little group was discussing mar.
riage fees when one of them related
the following story: "a young couple
called on minister / knew" said he,
land were married. When 1t was over
the new-made husband said: L am
sorry, but have only 81 with me and
we need that to get home with That's
all right said tie minister. You come
around in one year and give me what
ever the job seems worth to you The
groom said he would do 1t, and they
went away" "Did he ever show up?'
"Yes, he came back in year and in.
sisted that the minister pay him $5."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Civic Pride.

'I don't know what we're Roin' 10 do
about them two leadin' citizens" said
Broncho Bob. They're lookin' for
one another with six shooters from
mornin' till night" "iIas an insult
passed." "No, 1t wasn't an Insult,
but some doubt ariE As to which was
the oldest inhabitant. an they're both
determined to settle the question fur
good an all.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Not WhollH Ernnk-

"Can you sincerely say that you
never descended to hypocrisy| asked
the man Of severe standards.
WELL" answered Mr.. Bllggins, 81
must confess that 1 once sat and lis.
tened to my daughters commencement
essay and pretended to be as much en-.
tertained as If were at baseball
game."-Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Not Too Precinitate.

"Ah, George, DEAR" ahe said to the
duke, "why don't you go to papa to-
day2 Delay are dangerous. you know"
"Yes, I realize that" he replied,
"but I've only known you three days
and these get-rich.quick schemes al
ways seem to be 30 risky."-Chicago
Record. Hreald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
His Idea OF Generosity.

did you turn that needy friend of
yours empty-handed from your door?''
NO" answered Mr.. Kermudge. 81
didn't let him go away empty handed.
l made out statement of what he
owes me and told him how much in
terest he'd save by payin' cash. -
Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Making Allowances.

Bronson--I don't see why you should
be 70 angry at your son for marrying.
We have to make allowances for the
young you know.
Munson--Confound II, that's what
I'm kicking about! not only have to
make an allowance for him, but now
I'll have to make one for his wife, too.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Limited Opportunity.

"Did you call at Roxley's house9"
inquired the young doctors wife.
Eyes, and wish he had sent for me
sooner"
"Graciousl Is he seriously ill9"
"Quite the revrese. I'm afraid he'll
be all right again before got In . half
dozen visits"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
lust as 0ood.

Elderly Customer-Hsve you any
preparations that will eradicate wrin-
kles?
Conscientious Druggist-No, ma'am,
but We have preparation that will fill
them up Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
The Most Dcllcate Scale.

The most delicate scale ls made by
fixing one end OF a Hne thread Of glass.
The atom to be weighed Is placed at the
free end and the degree OF the bending
Of the thread under II IL noted. This
has to be done under glass which
magnIhes 100 times.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Swifiest of Birds

seamen generally believe that the
frigate bird can start at daybreak with
the trade winds from the coast of
Africa and roost the same night upon
the American shore. Whether this. is
fact has not yet been conclusiYely
determined, but 1t is certain that this
bird Is the swiftest of winged clea-
lures and is able to fly, under favor
able conditions, 200 miles an hour.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
His Experience.

"Pa." said the boy, looking up from
his book, "what does q mans better
half, mean?" "UsualIy. my son, ;"
replied his father from behind the
evening paper, "she means exactly
what she says"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Not striklngly Noble.

$50 your daughter is going to marry
q nobleman."
eyes, answered Mr.. Cumrox;
she's cnly nobleman by profession.
Personally must say he strikes me as
pretty common sort. ."-Washington
Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
PE-RI-NA IS I2gEEEII 2E EIESIPtGRL 43I W0MEN
Says D. Nj. c. Gee, Of San Francisco.
Saws ID. M. c

A constantly increasing number OF
physicians prescribe Peruna In their
regular practice.
II has proven lie merits 90 thorough.
ly that even the doctors have overcome
their prejudice against 30 called patent
medicines and recommend Il 10 their
patients.
81 Advise Women 20 Use Peruna,"
Says DR.. Gee.
DR.. NJ. @, Geo ls one Of tho physl.
clans who endorse Peruna, In letter
written from 6lS Jones street, San
Francisco, CAL, he says;
"rheFe ie general obieclon on the
part Of the practi Ing physician 10 ad.
vocate pStent medicines, but when any
one medicine cures hundreds OF people,
II demonstrates les own value and does
not need the endorsement Of the preies.
sion.
''Peruna has performed so many
wonderful cures In San Francisco that
am convinced that Il Is a valuable
remedy. | have frequently advised
10 GAG AWt WVuNNut SO htAtA ~ ttNHaNNS
regular and painless menstruatlon,
cures leucorrhoea and ovarian troubles
and builds up the entire system.
l also consider Il one Of the finest ca.
tarrh remedies know Of. heartily
endorse your medicine. IN. O. Gee,
NJ. d.
Mrs. +. T. Gaddis, Marion, N. O., is
one OF DIR. Hartman's grateful patients.
She consulted him by letter. followed
his directions, and Is now able to say
the following:
"Beiore commenced TO take Peru.
ma ] could not do any hard work With
out suffering great pain. l took Peru.
na, and can say with pleasure that II
has done more for me than any other
medicine have ever taken. Now |
am as we'll as ever; do all my own
work and II never hurts me at all. !
n you do not derive prompt and 50
ruea. write at once to DR.. Hartman, ri
he viii be pleased to give you his valus
Address DR.. Hartman, President o
Ohio.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
The Peal Thing.

"How cultured and polished that
Mrs. Kazamns is. !"
81 know Ii. Whenever q person
sings anything she always calls it rem
lering it, doesn't she?"- Chicago
Record. Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Could Mention Two,

"By the way" said tho doctor, "tbe
president 10 talking abou, tho fighting
virtues What are they7"
"well," responded the professor,
"there are benevolence and caution, for
instance. They are always fighting
each other. Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

from active prac.
tice by reason OF
tro u b leso m q
W ounds $ received
nearly forty years
ago.
A certificate In
the Capitol OF New
York State at Al.
bany attests the
priority OF DIR.
Rani's tender OF
his services. The
- =
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

81 hear there was some romance con-
nected with your marriagef"
Nothing romantic about it. Our re-
ligious views differed, my wife main
tanning that the only hell there is is
upon earths and she married me 10
prove 1t. t."-lndianapolis Sun.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Asks No More.

Toni can't help asking my fiance
occasionally why she loves me.
Dick-Me, too. Mine sways gives
me a very satisfactory answer.
Tom-That so7 What does she say?
Dick-Because. -Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

Hodge You mean to say that Chris
tian Science cured you?
Podge-Surei
Hodge-0f appendictisf
Podge-No. OF Christian Science.
Brooklyn Life.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

Mrs. Gobang-This paper says that
Kansas man sold his wife for $S.
Gobang-I wonder if it will ever be
my luck to run across fellow who Ia
throwing money away?-New York
Times.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
GOsSin.

Gossip" said Uncle Eben, "minds
me a good deal Of shootin' match In
de street De innocent bystander is
jes' as h'ble to git hit as anybody
else. e."-Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
ReaN for Easter.

Deacon CObbs- William, If your
father sohuld have $40 and some one
should give him s5, what would he
have?
William-Nothing; but ma would
have q new hat.-Chicago News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Whnt lie Married On.

"rom HigginsidO married, you cay,
on $40 weekH That took nerve any
how. What was he working att"
Nothing. II was the airl that was
earning the tl0."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
The Great Worry.

Weary Waggles--Are 20 interested
In these ehainless bicycles, Timf
Tired Tim--No; tho chainlesa dog 10
the only thing shat worries me-
Worlds Comic.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

IinIEc The peerless Skirt supporter and Fasten.
1hui6o er IS the best. No Buttons, Buckles,
Hooks or Pins All your netghhors will want
It. send sc for sample and price 10 agents. La
FoLLETfE Co. Room II, Cambridge Block,
pnrtlaun
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

''I rather enjoy icing without q
hired girl" "Why so?' because
l can always coax my wife to give me
pie for breakfast. ."--Philadelphia
Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
REIERSON MACHINERY co.

(SucceSSoFS TO John Foolel
Foot Of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon
The Ell Gasoline Engine-A child can run L.,
Valves and all working parts covered up. ? n.
p, $l30; h. p, S2l0; h. p. $500. "Put In 1T
tie Gasoline and then go TO sleep"
Write for illustrated catalogue and for price
on anything you need In the machinery line.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Prize.

The editor of weekly newspaper in
Australia offers himself as g prize to
the woman who writes the best essay
on the duties of wife.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
Geneva.

Only 80 per cent Of the inhabitants
Of Geneva are natives OF the city; 81
pre- cent are flom other Swiss places,
and AZ per cent are foreigners.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

People with good blood possess strong,
steady nerves and are blest with good
appetites and digestion, and enjoy
sound, refreshing sleep. If we could
always maintain the purity OF the
blood then we might enjoy perpetual
health, but it becomes infected and
poisoned and most OF the ills that afflict
humanity and undermine the constitu-
ton are caused by an impoverished
or polluted condition of this vital fluid.
When the blood is diseased the skin
loses its healthy appearance, and the
complexion, its freshness and beauty
and becomes red and rough and full OF
pimples and splotches. itching, scaly
eruptions, blackheads, boils and rashes
break out upon the body when the
blood Is too poor or too thin and acid,
and is not supplying proper nouYish-
ment to the system. Debility, poor
appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep
and nervousness more often come from
sluggish, impure blood than any other
cause. To build up the blood, restore
and nutritious again Is the only rationa
get rid Of skin troubles. There is no re
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
No Need Of Protestntion.

Tom did she ask you il she we're
the only girl you ever lovedf
Jack-No she took Il for granted =
Somerville Journal. &
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

Piso's Cure Is a good cough medicine.
It has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, IS cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

EtTo Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
FLO after first day's ofDr Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer Send for Free e2 trial bottle and treatise
Dr.. r. H Kline, Ltd. eN Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
He knew the Man

What will my wife do if you send
me to jailT" pleaded the prisoner.
Il think she'll do BETTER" returned
the Judge.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

Every one who thinks he Is unlucky
can end something happening every
day to prove it.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

For three years had Totter on my
hands. Part Of tho timo tho dio0aso
was in tho form Of running sores,
very painful and causing mo much
discomfort. Four doctors said the
letter had progressed too far 70 bo
cured, and they could do nothing for
me. Itook only three bottles ofs.s.g.
and was completely cured. This was
fifteen years ago, and I have never
since seen any sign OF my old trouble.
MRS. L, b. JACKSON.
e37 st. Paul st.. Kansas City, Kas.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
CIVIL WARS FIRST VOLUNTEER.
Maj. Charles y. Rand. Who Is stlll Llv.
ing at Washington.

The FIRST volunteer for the Civil War
Is still living, lie Is Or, Charles Il.
Rand, Of Washington. ID. c., retired
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
TIE Itch Fiend

That is Salt Rheum, OF Eczema-tns
o the outward anifestations Of scroll
ala.
Il comes in itching, burning, oozing,
drying, and scaling patches, on the face,
head, hands, legs or body.
1t cannot be cured by outward appll-
cations--the blood must be rid of the
impurity to which it is due.
Hoods J0rSGpGriLLG
Has cured the most persistent AMI diff
cult cases. Accept no substitute for
Hoods no substitute acts like it.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

Were you worth tine price to your
mother she paid for you?
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

I. The efficacy of the club has never
been fairly estimated.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

ASuuss VI Lyu uio lie tunnoah
Vegetable Compound.
Never In the history Of medicine has
The demand for one particular remedy
for female diseases equallcd that at
tanned by Lydia Il. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and never
during the lifetime of this wonderful
medicine has the demand for Ii been
90 great as 1t Is to-day.
From the Atlantic 10 the Pacific,
and throughout the length and breadth
of this great continent come the glad
tidings OF woman's sufferings relieved
by 1t, and thousands upon thousands
OF letters arc pouring in from grateful
women saying that II will and posi-.
lively does cure tho worst forms OF
female complaints.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all wo-
men who are puzzled about
their health to write her at Lynn.
Mass, for advice. Such cOrros
spOndence Is seen by women only,
and no charge Is made.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

Twas in wrotohod hoRlth; my blood
was in bad order, my gums being
very much liberated. Ibegan the use
offs. 3. g.. and In q remarkably short
time was sound and well. MY appe.
tite increased wonderfully and my
food agreed with mo. i think II is Q
Ane family medicine.
MRS. N. II. DAVIDSON.
Rockmart, Ca.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23
PORTLAND ACADEMY
AN ENGLISH AND CLASSICAL
CfuOOf Enp pOVS AVN cTpIC

sN1IVVEs IOEN Do , FAINI NIlNI-'
Fits both for Eastern colleges. Primary and
Grammar grades included. A hall for girls with
the appointments and supervision of careful
home. Location In one Of the most beautiful
regions of the Pacific coast. Climate mild and
heRlthful. For catalogue address
PORTLAND ACADEMY, PORTLAND, OREGON
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

- TO accomplish
@@@ i T:
INO ~ ~ blood all posons and humors, andre
~ ~ When rich, red blood Is again howin
:, . . through your veins all skin eruptions
disappear the appetite improves the complexion
those miserable depressing feelings and no The
blessings health remedy blood and d
minerals
Write for free book advice or other inomatior
desired sn~ as...-- -"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1903-07-23

that mpas strength and the body and
eahuness aGd Good blood the foundation good
to be physically and mentally sound
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1903-08-26
Around the State.

Is Around the State. 5
6ooooooooooooooooo
Harvey wants q hospital.
Cando's water works are COM
pleted.
Three rural mail routes are be-
ing installed at Kenmare.
The stats papers are advis-
ing the farmers to cut the weeds.
The News says there is room in
Kenmare for q first-class laun-
dry.
A horse belonging to McAleer,
of Boctineau, ate water hemlock
and died. .....
The over production of flax will
bring the price down to seventy
five cents a bushel.
A meeting will be held in Mohall
Saturday September 10 to re-or-
ganize Renville county.
Thirty-five sheep belonging to
Peter Rambolt, of Medina, died
from eating growing flax.
A Cando kid to get revenge on
Policeman Thorn, punctured the
wheels OF that officers bike.
Jacob Hostetler, ofCando, was
arrested for raping a 17-year-old
girl and bound over to district
court.
Howard Eaton, Of Medora, sold
three buffaloes for 5000 each to
Winnipeg parties and still has
forty left.
Earl Tanser, a travelling man
from Grand Forks, was arrested
at Kenmare for being drunk and
fined SIS and costs.
A Velva man is said to have
killed II prairie chickens this
season already. A good mark
for the game warden.
The Renville Maple Leaf was
sold at chattel sale to Geo.
Sarchett who expects to start a
paper north OF Mohall.
John Shuler, Of Balfour. pur-
chased a steer for twenty dollars
and found a few days later that
the animal had been stolen.
Mark Nelson has quit the prize
business and expects to
start in business in Minot soon.
Mark has been one of the very
few sober, gentleman pugs.
Nelson Bros, who had claims
near Cando several years ago
and broke up in business, struck
it rich in the gold fields ofAlaska
and are now worth 100000.
w. T. Niederrieter, of Kenmare,
brought suit against st. Agnes
Catholic church to recover money
ior work done on the parsonage.
Judge Lauder decided against
the plaintiff.
What is the world coming to?
1t a basket social at Lansford
someone stole the New Testament
rom Mrs. Chas. Walters. 1t is
hoped the religious crank receives
modification.
C. G. Banks is the now post
master at Lansford. The BELL
md postotfice has been moved
20 Lansford, SO the little town
las two postoffices. The latter
office will be discontinued Oct. 1.
Two petitions are being circu-
ated at Mohall which are intend
ID to ''do' NJ. 0. Hall, founder
If the place. One is to remove
lin from the postofce and the
other to change the name Of the
Jown.
C. E. Jones, at Tioga, killed a
gopher and found las bowls OF
lax III itschops that it was carry
NO to it's hole for the winter.
This gives one an idea what