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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-12-04

Genuine Wonscock black clay
worsted suits, finely tailored,
hair cloth front, close fitting
collar, worth SIS. 90, for s 10.
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Twin Cities Largest Furnishing Stores.


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fronts,
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500
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Specials fsmaE cotton hoe
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-12-04

Genuine extra heavy feze fashionable and comfortable
overcoats Sis. 90 values, at $1,000.
Richly lined fur coats, patent beaver top and otter col
Jared, made premises, worth $65, $48-5O-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-12-04
always the Cr0sset Shoes.

always the LTOSSelT ynOeS.
citizens other Croett M
shoes Crossett business shoes IN
Shoes guaranteed style Of leather always sDV
absolutely shoe k%1A
comfort Shoesw a A@Maa
double # aSY
lined, at $1.25. <~&@Hs.x@@Y
Alaskos feeced lined them all
q anea7 asa4 SaEssN~
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-12-04

Puritan worsted trousers, remarkably fine PATTERNS
SIS. 90 values at $3.50. -
Genuine Reading trousers, all WOOL strongest pants
made, solid materials equal to any So pants $3.50
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-12-04
More Seal Skin Cans

4 THAN EVER BEFORE. SHOWN.
Best quality of Alaska Seal, prime stock in
all shapes, at $1,000.
Best quality Of Copper Island Seal xxx stock
worth SIS. 100, in all shapes, at $1,000,
Pieced Seal Cops in all shapes, so perfectly
matched that you can hardly notice they
are pieced, worth $3.50, for $3.50.
Electric Seal Caps worth $3.50, for $500.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-12-04

Exceptionally good genuine Dckey lambs wool SUITS
single and double breasted splenddy lined worth $0 So.
High class cheviot SUITS decidedly stylish hand tailored
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-11-23

Howard Dow was guest of Franz Hunt
recently.
Me-. and Mrs. Eugene French visited in
Derby recently.
VIM. Brooks has moved from Long Pond
to South Barton.
Geo. Conley was home from sherburne
n. H., few days last week.
II. /. Switser Is moving into the Pierce
house vacated by Joseph Tatro.
Katie Mcnamara, Paul Averill and
Franz Hunt are home from Barton acad-
envy.
Rev. w. A. Warner OF Barton will preach
at westmore Sunday, Nov. 18th, at p. m.
Let everyone be present.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-11-23
LOCAL NEW s..


CONTINUED FROM FlFTH PAGE.
day D. m. and Wednesday a. m, Nov. IL
and rs, in the case OF Rose Ducharme
O'strout charged with manslsughter OF
Almeda Hoyt. States Attorney Farman
appeared for the state and J. w. Redmond
for the respondent. The popular interest
in the case is very great, and on Tuesday
afternoon the hall was packed and on
Wednesday forenoon, was well filed with
people. Almeda Hoyt, who was q town
barge, was thirty. three years old last
February. Last March the overseer OF the
poor engaged Mrs. strout to keep Miss
Hoyt for si.50 per week. Mrs. O'Strout
was TO take good care OF h-r boarder, and
the overseer was to provide clothing, and
in case OF illness, was TO provide medical
attendance and pay extra for her care. On
sunday, Nov. 1, be was notified that the
boarder was ~ and wanted a doctor. He
directed that DR.. w. A. Young should be
sent up. Before the arrival OF the doctor
at the place the patient was dead. The
next witnesses were DIR. w. A. Young of
westield and DR.. e. G.. Waller OF y. Troy,
who performed a post norton on Nov. 2.
Their testimony was practically the same.
The body, which was emaciated, wasfound
10 be diseased with tuberculosis OF the
bowels, which probably would have caused
death within a year. The immediate cause
OF death however was conclusion of the
brain caused by blows on the head made
evidently with some hard substance, and
a. ~, ha w "a
the skin had been broken not a very long
time previously. There was practically
nothing In The stomach or bowels except a
quantity OF blood in the stomach. Other
witnesses were called who testified to see
ing the deceased performing manual labor
OF different kinds and also as to the con-
dtion OF the body when seen after death.
The deceased was in her room, which was
upstairs, lying on her bed. The bed con-
sisted OF tick with perhaps bushel of
filthy straw in II, and old quilt and pill
low without a case. This bed was on the
floor. There was no other furniture In
the room, and no means OF heating the
room. The deceased was locked In this
room nights and on occas 10
when the family were away. The
deceased, who was under par, was NJ OF per-
mitted to go to the neighbors. Justice
Miller bound up the respondent to await
the action OF the grand jury next Septem-
Der. AS there was no danger of Mrs.
O'Strout's leaving, the bail was placed at
one thousand dollars. Ed, Joe and Paul
Duchsrme, the father and two of the
brothers of the respondent, became her
bondsmen. The people of this and adj
joining towns are shocked by such awful
barbarity.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-11-23
MARRIED.

HIB 0ARD-THORPE-InG Glover, Nov. 1e, by
R V. J. Mcdonald, Mr.. William Hibhard
of Bart n and Miss Mabel S.! Thorpe of West
Glover.
NEVEU-AND ERSON-In Newport, Nov 18
by Rev. w. G. Brown, Mr.. Des re Neveu of
Below Falls and Miss Gertrude Anderson
of Newport.
EAVITT-BOWLEY-In Newport Nov 18,
by Rev. w. G. Brown, Mr.. Bert Lesvitt and
Miss Agnes Bow1ev, both of Newport
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-11-23

Glenn Smith, who has been suffering
from blood poison, isconvalescent.
ii. E. and Chas Sheldon have been put
ting spring water into their houses,
The personal property of the late G. B.
Simpson was sold at auction last Friday.
Mrs. Clara Grow of West Burke is home
caring for her son, Leon Ross, who has
the mumps.
The many friends of j. G. Gray and
family gave them a reception last Friday
evening. We are glad to welcome them
to this town.
The NJ. w. A. gave a chicken pie
supper at the town..hall last Tuesday night.
All enjoyed a pleasant time. Mr.. n. A.
Norton of Lyndon was present.
Rev. Mr.. Newell of Newport will give
lecture in the town hall, Nov. 26. His
topic will be ''The Art OF Making Things
Co." This is an excellent lecture and we
hope for large crowd.
WHEELocK.
E. Dana is painting his house.
Bert Dean is at nome Tor VISIT.
Mrs. George Bean is visiting in Glover.
There are several cases of mumps in
| town.
Mrs. Lydia Pearl and Mrs. Emerson are
on the sick list.
Bertha German of st. John sbury visited
at Mrs II. P. Kings last week.
TT ~ NJ
last Thursday evening. There was a large
attendance.
SUTTON.
Mrs. John McLane is gaining slowly.
Collins French is repairing the interior
of his house.
] Mrs. L. B. Wilson is confined to her bed
/ threatened with pneumonia.
! Mrs. M. Nichols, nurse from Newport,
| is caring for Mrs. Fred Chapman.
Henry Ball and wife from Lebanon, N
H., visited at Albert Balls last week.
DIR. Burke's mother, who has been visit
ing at Derby Line, returned to her home
last Tuesday.
The Changers held social at the home
of Mrs. Henry Mitchell recently, which
was very we'll attended.
Miss Sadie E. Blake, who has been
teaching school at North DanviIle village,
is at home for vocation of two weeks.
The singing school taught by Rev. E. E.
Newell is progressing veil. There are
about fifty scholars. The next lesson will
be given Friday evening.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-11-23
WESTMORE.

First sleighing Nov. 20.
Joe Daniels is in Gainesville, p. @.
Mrs. Il. G. Hunt is visiting in Glover.
Miss Myrtle Allard is visiting at West
Derby.
Mrs. w. e. Daniels has returned from
her visit.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-11-23
CALEDONIA COUNTY.
WEST BURKE.

VIM. silsby of Newbury was in town
last week.
Mr.. Jones Of Morrisyille is clerking for
w. w. Coe.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Potter are stopping at
Mrs. Thompson's.
Miss King Of Stanstead visited her niece
Miss Carrie Gadupee.
Mrs. David Coe has gone to Newport,
n. H., for the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Marshall have gone to
Florida for the winter.
Mrs. NJ. A. Townsend will go to Massa-
chusetts for the winter.
c. w. Scarf of Burlington was at A. L..
Aldrich's during the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Mcclellan of Glover
were at Geo, Deans last week.
Mrs. Fanny Cheney Smith visited at
Mrs. NJ. A Townsend's last week.
Scott Whitcher starts this week We'd
nesday for Los Angeles, California.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. M. Campbell of Lyn-
don Center were here on the Sabbath.
H. NJ. Powers was at home ill for few
days last week, but has resumed work.
Last Saturday morning Harris Colby
fractured one of the bones in his right
arm.
Mrs. Lucy Hartwell goes to Plymouth to
visit her son, w. w. Hartwell for a few
weeks.
Rev. and Mrs. Gorse were called to
Peacham by the death OF their niece, Alma
Guthrie.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Bruce OF Burke have
gone to Florida for the winter. Mr.. Bruce
is in poor health.
The village schools close this week.
There will be a vacation of four weeks
before the winter term.
Fred Roundy and Miss Maggie McFar-
land were united in marriage last Wednes-
day afternoon at the home of the groom.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1903-11-23
SHEFFIELD.

Beulah Roberts is on the sick list.
Catherine Kendall is convale scent.
Andrew Lang has been having a tele-
phone put into his store.
H. P. Simpson, Alfred Simpson and
Eddie Sheldon are on the sick list.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-14

Ten yards" laughed Remington,
land it's a mile and a half to land
You've done it."
Il didn't mean to-" she protested.
Il believe you did" he answered
aggressively. Probably you've got a
life belt on somewhere, and are doing
this to revenge yourself for a few love
words 1 murmured in the canoe.
You're cruel"
I'm a martyr to womankind-better
move uD little"
why don't your
Il want to be drowned. You've scorned
my love and life is useless" he ended, mel
odrama tically.
She moved to a fiat stone that rested
a little above the remaining rocks. where
she sat resting her chin on her knees.
4 didn't mean-au,'' she volunteered.
Remington stood up in the ankle-deep wa
ter and glanced at the few remaining feet
of Burnt Porcupine Isle. To the rear and
unperceived by the girl catboat was
heading for them.
It's now use confessing now. We're
doomed he returned gloomily.
Il don want you to think badly of me
and this rock may be large enough for
us both to hang to-the water may not
reach it." She looked at him appealingly
but he shook his head.
II really like you-a lot! Please!"
He looked at her doubtfully. You're
sure?"
She nodded theoretically.
rs it love?" he questioned.
''Y-yes!' she said slowly, and five min
utes later the cat boat found the two in
wassrltos the waist. elingings to each other
IN get the license as soon as we land -
the rescuers heard Remington explain.
but. dearest, he added, you have not as
yet told me your name!'-St. Louis World
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ABDUCTING A BRIDEGROOM.

There was dozen people assembled in
front of the cabin of a mountaineer,
and they were looking so sober and sor-
rowful that the Colonel stopped and
inquired of young man if a funeral
was about to be held.
Yes. suthin' like a funeral" he re-
piled as he looked over his shoulder at
the cabin door.
Grown person or child? ?"
subj"
Could be of any service to your
No, reckon not. Yo' see, while it's
sunthin' like a funeral nobody's dead.
It's my ole pop gittin' married to a wo-
old"
At that moment the old man appear
ed at the door and called for Sam to
come In and witness the ceremony. Sam
turned out to be the young man the
Colonel was talking with, and he called
out:
Pop, durn yer ole hide, cum out yere
and be talked to once mo-"
An old man with trembling limbs and
watery eyes came slowly down from
and Sam squared off and said:
ole"
Yes, reckon I am"
And yo' can't half see nor h'ar.'
Wall, mebbe I can't"
"Yo' ar jest busted all to smash as a
critter, and the idea O. yo'r gittin' mar
ried is huff to rip the fur off'n a coon.
Durn yo', pop, but what dye want to go
and make a fule of yo'rself fur?''
Sam" said the father, as he laid a
hand on his shoulder. ''yo've lived with
yo'r old pop fur nigh upon thirty
vars. Was he allus sot or trifiin' %
'Sot. I reckon"
did he ever back water fur man or
varmint?"
Reckon not"
when he said q thing was he that sot
he'd stick to it or break leg, or did he
change his mind and whiffle about %
'Yo' was allus sot pop, but poster my
pictur' if 1 ever believed yo'd go and do
this"
Il said I would. and I'm goin' to. It's
no time to upset my sotness at my aige.
Cum in. Sam, and see me jined. -
TN never do it, pop
"Nayburs. will yo' cum imp
All declined, and he was about to
turn away when Sam made a last ap-
peal.
Pop. will yo' git over yo'r sotness %
Cant do it, Sam-can't possibly do
it. The wilder and the preacher is
watin'. and I shall be jined. Mebbe I
shouldn't be sot. but when one has bin
sot fur eighty vars. he can't
At that moment one of the men
brought up a mule that had been hid
den behind the corn crib, and second
one took hold with Sam and lifted the
old man upon the animals back He
was speedily made fast with a rope, and
then away went the little crowd the
old man yelling and kicking, and the
others raising a cheer. The preacher
and the woman came out to look. and
when they realized what had happened
the former said:
"Shooi They've dun carried him off. -
And the widow added:
"Shool So they hevi Stranger, mebbe
yo' ar UP on these mountains lookin' fur
wife? If so, cum in and hev d smoke
and a talk."-M. Quad.
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KANSAS FAIRS.

Following is a list of fairs to be held in
Kansas in 1903:
WESTERN STATE FAIRS FOR 1893
Iowa State fair, Des Moines. Aug. z1-29.
Minnesota State fair, Hamline, Aug. 81
Nebraska State fair. LINCOLN. Sept al.
Kansas State fair. Topeka. Sept 14-1s
Illinois state fair fair Sept z 260Gt Sent
St. Louis fair. Oct 5-11,
COUNTY FAIRS.
Allen County Agricultural society,". T.
Tredway, secretary lola; Sept. Sill
W. Clark. secretary, Great Bend; Aug. Is
Hiawatha Fair association Drown coun-
tyl-Elliott Irving, secretary, Hiawatha;
Butter County Fair association-J. w.
Robson secretary, Ell Dorado; Oct. So
Hewins Park and Fair association (Chau-
tauqua county)-P. N. Whitney, secretary,
Clay County Fair association-E E.
ooPes secretary G1sy 6enteT Fae epa s
ton; Sept sill
county)-Ed E. Reed, secretary. Burden;
Sept. 1918. ,., So
Show association-W. ]. Wilson, secretary.
Winfield; Sept. Sill.
Finney County Agricultural society-A-
w Warner, secretary Garden City; Aug.
franklin County Agricultural society
Sarey NJ. Porter, secretary Ottakai Sept.
Ford County Fair and Driving Park as
sociation-August II, L and 13 l.. j. Pet
s Harxev y County Agricultural society,".
c. Nicholson, secretary, Newton; Sept p
jackson County Agricultural and Fair
Associations. B. McGTew. secretary. Hol-
Jefferson County Agricultural and Me-
chanical association-George A Patterson.
yo 0skal0 %src sfRi l.
H. R. Honey. secretary. Mankato; Sept
frankfort Fair association (AarshasI
county,. D. Gregg, secretary. Frank
fort; Sept. Sill.
Marshall County Fair association-E. L.
Miller, secretary, Marysville; Sept. 15-1S.
Miami County Agricultural and Mechan-
ical Fair associa zion vi II. Bradbury
] Mitchell County Agricultural association
II A. Phelps, secretary oeloit; Sept. 30
| Morris County Exposition CON-. F.
Amrine, secretary, Council Grove; Sept.
Nemaha County Fair association-w. R.
Graham, secretary. Seneca; Sept, IA.
Necsho County Fair association-H 1.
Chan Chanute Agricultural Fair. Park and
Driving association (Neosho couuty)-A. z,
Timpane, secretary, Chanute; Sept. IA.
Ness County Agricultural association-I
B. Pember, secretary. Ness City; Sept 2-f-
Morton County Agricult ural association
c. ]. ShimeaIl. secretary. Norton; Sept
IA.
county)-Ed NJ. Moore secretary. Hutchin-
SOS osas sep'c county asS Faif association-E. T.
Price secretary, Burlingane; Sept. IA.
Rice County Agricultural Fair and Live
Stock association-W- T. Brown, secretary
Sterling: Sept. IA.
Riley County Agricultural society-E. C.
Newly, secretary, Riley Sept IA
Rocks County Fair ssociation-Olmeg
Adams, secretary. stockton
Saline County Agricultural. Horticul-
tural and Mechanical assOciation-H. B
| Wallace. secretary, Salina; Sept. sill.
| Wichita State Fair association (Sedgwich
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-14
The Terrible American Child.

The process Of evolution still fails to
civilize the American child. Miss Floret-
ia Vining, a newspaper proprietor in
Massachusetts, proposes to assist the
process with the birch. The American
child, she says, needs "thrashing." Miss
Vining has dined at a house where a
little girl was allowed to read a novel
at table and to disregard the maternal
order to stop reading and eat your din
ner." When the meat came round the
child "crumbled bread into the gravy,
reading all the time" Il was so mad, .
says Miss Vining. Her desire to spank
that little girl will awaken general sym
pathy But destiny may have something
worse in store for the American child.
If Mr. Roosevelt's forebodings over the
birth-rate are well founded there will
soon be no more American children.
They will all be foreigners.-London
Chronicle.
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HUMOR OF THEDAY.


Mrs. Sharp-"What is a great, stout,
healthy man like you begging for?"
Bulky Butters-"Only two cents, mum. ="
Chicago Daily News.
Stella-"Did he get down on his knees
when he proposed?" Bella-"Yes; but
papa won't set him on his feet
Puck.
Wife Gin her latest dress from Paris)
Harry. what's the difference between
gown and 'creation'?" Harry
can't give the exact figures, but it's a
small fortune."-Punch.
Spartacus-''Dear, dear! Another man
ends his life with bullet" Smartacus
wei, it seems to me that life with a
| bullet would be thing most anybody
would want to end-so lonesome and
uncongeniaL American.
Now, tell me once more" pleaded
Mrs. Partington's married daughter.
was it Mr.. Corey who was elected pope
to succeed Leo XIII, or Sarto who was
| elected president of the Steel Trust to
succeed Schwab? '-BaItimor Ameri-
| can.
iDrummer-s.Let's seei There is show
of some kind in the Town hall tonight,
! isn't there2' Landlord Pettyville tavern
Sure thingI Miss Agnes Ammidon
appeared here in East Lynne in 1894,
and pleased the people SO well that she's
consented to play return date to-
night. Puck.
'If yo'r wife hands yo' a dollar dat
she has ARMED at de washtub an tells
yO' to go down to de stoah an buy a
sack of flour, look out for a sight of a
ne-horned COW or a bob-tailed cat. Jest
as shore as yo' meet up wild either O.
dem de old woman am gwine to heft dat
flour when yo' gifts home an find it 25
cents short. Two minits later she'll be
heftin' you.''-Detroit Free Press.
Henry-'Horace is too confiding."
Harvey-'I think so; he tries to catch
his train by the clock out at his coun-
try hotel. Detroit Free Press.
Teacher-'What is a millionaire, Ras-
tus?" Rastus-"I s'pose it's a gent what
has all de watahmillions dat he wants,
ma am.'-Chicago Daily News.
Before the judge.-Mrs. Kindheart-
Where were you brought up, my poor
absently-'1 t'ink Boston was de last
place. Puck.
EmpIoyer-"But if you are a Dublin
man, Pat, how came you to be born in
London?" Pat-"Faith, an, it was me-
silf as was afther visitin' there at tn
tonne, sor.'-Chicago Daily News.
Don't you think we had better tell
the public that you are opposed to the
trusts?' What for?" answered Senator
Sorghum. The time for that is past.
The public won't believe it and the
trusts Misunderstanding Star.
what kind of breakfast food do you
PREFER" asked the landlady of the new
boarder. FLANNEL cakes and pure maple
| h11fferP6 toast ham and eggs.
and coffee replied the young man who
had his appetite with him.-Detroit Free
Press.
The czar of all the Russias sneezed
thrice. 1t was good, resounding
sneeze, and it echoed through the quiet
palace for several moments. "AcschZik-
Observation-Disclosures Ere the
last echo had died seventeen palace Of
fcials were lined up before him. Did
you call me, your majesty" they asked
| in a chorus. 1t is wise Russian who
] takes no chances when his name is
I Northumberland Tribune
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Low Rates West.

The Chicago Great Western Railway
will on August LIST to 14th, inclusive,
sell tickets to Seattle. Wssh, at great
ly reduced rates. For full informa ton
apply to Geo. W. Lincoln. T. P. A., 7
West 9Th St.. Kansas City. Mo-.
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ChronlcIe.

When Baby was sick. we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss. she chung to Castorla.
When she had Children, she gave them Castorla.
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AUCTION.

~-~~ccs~--->----->--->>-->-
AUCTION tomorrow corner 9Th and Quin-
cy furniture, horses, cows, buggies and
other articles too numerous to mention.
John Ashbaugh, auctioneer.
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JEWELER AND oPTIoIAN.

F. ". SWEARINGEN, jeweler and grad
tate opticien. We guarantee every pair
Of glasses to fit and every watch we re-
pair We carry the largest line of
watches, clocks. diamonds, cut glass, etc.
IN the city. Watch inspector u. P. r r.
III Kansas ave.
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Union Pacific.
Missouri Pacific.

Missouri Pacific.
directive July s, 1889
No. sol, passenger, leave Topeka--...9:45 am
No. 315. LEGAL. leave Topeka ..........7 100 am
No. 314, local. arrive Topeka. $500 pm
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FREE DIsPENsARY.

~~~-~-~~~-~----~~-~~~--~~-~
TOPEKA FREE DISPENSARY, south
east corner 18th and Tyler SITS, from
to p NJ, except Sundays. Conducted by
regular practicing physicians for the
benefit of persons without means who
need medical attention and treatment Pa
tents are assured of careful and consid-
crate treatment Medicine furnished In
most cases
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-14

Employer-"But if you are Dublin
man, Pat, how came you to be born in
London?' Pat-"Faith. an, it was me-
silf as was afther visitin' there at tn
tonne, sor."-Chicago Daily News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-14

Don't you think we had better tell
the public that you are opposed to the
trusts?" What for?" answered Senator
Sorghum. The time for that is past.
The public won't believe it and the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-14

Before the judge.-Mrs. Kindheart-
Where were you brought up, my poor
man." Hungry Hogan (berween gulps,
absently-'1 t'ink Boston was de last
place."-Puck.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-14

What kind of breakfast food do you
PREFER" asked the landlady of the new
boarder. Flannel cakes and pure maple
syrup, buttered toast, ham and eggs,
and coffee" replied the young man who
had his appetite with him.-Detroit Free
Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-14

Mrs. Sharp-'What is a great, stout,
healthy man like you begging for %
Bulky Butters-"Only two cents, mum.
Chicago Daily News.
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DRUGGISTS

TOPEKA DRUG CO., 722 Kansas ave. Tel.
I43- Prescriptions promptly and accurate
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-14

Teacher.-''What is a millionaire, Ras-
tus?" Rastus-"I spose it's gent what
has all de watahmillions dat he wants,
ma am. Chicago Daily News.