Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1903-10-24
IT. F. Orion is in Milwaukee on

"A. Wayne was IN Plattev1lle on
business Wednesday.
Mrs. Geo. Benn is visiting her
son A. j., at Fennimore.
FIR. Pape Ct Potosi was caller
on FIR Albers Thursday.
"A rolling stone may knock the
pins from under any man.
When poverty comes in the
door, Love lands in the dumps.
ALL men are born equal, but
with different quality spoons in the
mouth.
Some women are SO good they
make everyone else feel downright
savage.
Some people pay starve to death
wages and then want to kick out'the
corpse. -
The best laid plans of mice and
men sometimes 9 tumble off the
gang plank.
When a man Eboasts that he
never kicks his brain is too soft to
yank up his legs.
Mrs. G. F. Dickinson returned
home Wednesday evening from her
visit at Mcmillan.
Mrs. Geo. Clements of Milwaukee
is Lancaster visitor at the home Of
her father, JOS. Nathan.
The bride of week THINKS she
knows more about matrimOny than
the woman who has been pegging
away at it for thirty years.
Some crank writes: "A good
laugh is something better than a
hearty meal" The poor cuss who is
starving ought to be tickled to death
over this joke.
A man in Jersey got divorce
because his wife preferred her dog to
him. We feel sorry for the dog,
but it serves hubby right. Had no
business to marry doggie woman.
Sam w. Stephens returned to
the old home for visit Thursday
evening. He is full 1edged pharm-
acist and has been engaged for
sometime in his brother-in laws drug
store at Milwaukee.
John Moran is taking his turn
as conductor on the Galena run in
absence of Henry Searles. Mr..
Moran is an oldtime railroad man
having been in continuous service
with the Northwestern road for
% years.
Harry Barney of Mauston,
private secretary to Congressman
Babcock was in the city Thursday
greeting old friends. Mr.. Barney
is the proud papa of an S-pound
boy-a recent acquisition TO his
earthly possessions.
"Wednesday eve, Oct. 90, the
ladies Of the w. r. G.. will serve a
chicken pie supper at the G.. A. r.
hall, where you may enjoy a fine
supper in exchange for Csc. "Satis-
faction guaranteed. Be sure you
remember the date.
"A man on Long Island wanted
a divorce because the 'soul of his
soul' had an amusing way of sailing
-brac at his head, and he OBJ
jected to being a human target. "
Some men havn't a bit of sense of
humor. He might have known
that a woman never could hit any
thing.
Crawford county has paid
bounty on 2461 rattlesnakes for
which bounty of fifty cents is
paid for each. During the three
years that the bounty on rattlers
has been in operation in Crawford
county over four thousand dollars
has been paid on them.
Mrs. Mathew Wenzel WHO'S at
the home of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Phil Bennett of this city, under
the skillful care of DR.. Doolittle is
improving wonderfully from an
operation which he performed a few
weeks ago. 1t is hoped she will soon
be able to return home. He sister,
Miss Annie Bennett will accompany
her.
Jos. Brinkman of Cassville
was brought before Justice Shin
min Tuesday eve to answer to
charge of attempt to murder and
robbery preferred by his victim,
Chas. Weist. A continuance was
taken to Friday, Oct. 3Oth, and
bonds fixed at $500 which prisoner
secured and was released. Sure
ties were Matt Edwards, Lancas-
ter, and John Raisbeck, Cassville.