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The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13
lNDEX 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Northumberland Friendly Society.
Military Ofders-Orders No. 16, Geor-
gia Hussars; First Regiment Infantry,
G. S. n
Species Notices-F1shing Tackle,
Comwell & Chapman.
Business Notices-Choice Writing
Materials The Solomons Co; Bicycle
Repairing, G. w. Thomas.
Amusements-The Ping Pom Trio, at
the Casino This Week; The Hop at
Hotel Tybee.
Raiiroads--Isow Round Tip Rates
to CaaisdShaa. vnion Pacific Railroad.
sHVsr rsaish--TEe GorhaEa Co.
Proposals wanted-Fer Furnishing
FOxass and Straw for Department of
the Eas&.
They Are Here-wn. & II. H. Lat
timoFe.
This Newcomer to- the seaboard--
Rowiihskf.
Specially Blended Tea-The Delmon-
fcolCo.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For
Sent; For Sale; Lost; PERSONAL; Mis-
ceiianeous.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13
Hee Kenew.

Three men were sitting in the smok-
ing compartment of a Pullman car,
when one, in referring to THE Pit"
commended its realistic phases, says
the New York Times. A neighboI
criticised the book on the point where
Jadw1n is described as figuring out
commissions, and said that any big OPP
orator would have carried the data in
his head. The third gentleman was APP
pealed to and agreeing with the sec
ond, thought that The Pit" was
wrong on that point.
But" interposed the first, did you
ever carry wheat on margin?"
"Oh, yes'' said number three.
Large quantities?"
VERY large"
"HoW many bushels?"
zone hundred and fifty-seven mil
lions!"
Then number one and number two
looked at number three and asked
him his name
Joseph Letter" he replied.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13
A Soft Answer.

Many man has been helped out Of
a difficulty by his wife's tact and ready
wit, says the Philadelphia Ledger. A
popular Philadelphia clergyman tells
the following on himself: One day he
saw coming up the steps a woman
whom he was not particularly anxious
to meet. So he said to his wife: "Now,
my dear, I'll run upstairs and escape
until she goes"
After about an hour he guiltily tip
toed to the landing and listened. Re-
assured, he started to go downstairs,
and, while doing so called out over the
banister: well, my dear, has that old
bore gone at last?"
The next instant a voice from below
caused cold perspiration to bedew his
ministerial brow and rooted him to the
spot.
Then came a response that sounded
ineXpressibly sweet to him. 1t was the
voice of his wife, who replied: Eyes,
doctor, she went away over an hour
ago, but here is our old friend, Mrs.
Jenkins, whom 1 am sure you want to
meet"
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13
Personal.

A late mot of Mrs. Craigie John
Oliver Hobbes): London people spend
hat their lives in getting into society
and the remainder in trying to get out
of it,"
-Elsie Ward, the young New York
artist who recently won the $4,000 COM
mission to make a drinking fountain
for the st. Louis Worlds Fair grounds,
made her first models and mud pies
from water and clay on her fathers
Missouri farm. She was born in How
ard county and lived there till a few
years ago.
Living in Matamoras, Pa, are two
daughters of a member of Washing
toms army who participated in the
battle of Monmouth. These women,
who are among the very few original
daughters of the Revolution, are Mrs.
Phebe Gainford, aged SO years, and
Mrs. Lucinda j. Valentine, aged 81.
These women are daughters of Jacob
Rockwell, who served in the Seventh
Connecticut Regiment of the continent
tai army, and are probably the only
living children of a Revolutionary SOL
der who suffered at Valley Forge.
A former private soldier is to be
head of the army under the President.
Gen. Young began His military career
as a private in the Twelfth Pennsyl-
vania Infantry in 1854. When he retires
next January he will be succeeded by
another former private soldier-Gen
Chaffee. Gen. Chaffee enlisted as pri-
vate in the Sixth Cavalry in 1861 and
will not retire until 1906. So the first
two chiefs of the general staff will be
soldiers who have risen from the ranks
But six of the seventeen men who have
been generals in chief of the United
States army have been West Pointers
Those six ranged from Grant to Soho.
field. All six reached the command ii
consequence of the Civil War
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13
How Is Your synovIaI FIUids
Sold everywhere. IS cents,

A curious and interesting fact con-
nected with the study of Human Anat-
omy in that between every muscle os
the body there is a lubricating nh
called Synovial fluid, which enables ~
muscles to move with ease. This fniS
is frequently attacked by the dread
enemy of mankind uric acid and the
first intimation that something il
wrong in that particular part of ths
body is telegraphed to the brain
through the nerves announcing the
fact by steady, severe and unbearabla
pain. The party so suffering has
we'll developed case of what is known
as Muscular Rheumatism. 1t is also
a well-known fact established by chem
ical science that it takes an Alkali tn
neutralize an acid. Now the nex+
problem to solve by the sufferer after
these facts are firmly established. is 10
obtain an Alkali that will neutralize
this uric acid and harmonic perfect
ly with the human system. His friends
at once call his attention to the fact
that Kalola (Crystallized Mineral
Water) is a most perfectly harmless
Alkah being a product of nature. Aft
err taking two or three doses the pain
commences to disappear and the next
day the sufferer is entirely relieved.
Hundreds have been cured by this
simple method. It will also cure YOU.
Interviews solicited and samples
mailed free to any address. "Take
Kalola six days and eat anything you
want"
Kalola Company, Savannah, Ga.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13
DISCRIMINATION AGAINST AMERI-
CAN CONSUMERS.

1t has long been a complaint that
some of the leading American pro-
ducts are sold for less in foreign mar
kets than in the home market. In
the debates on the tariff the fact of
this discrimination has often been
stated, but it does not seem to have
made a sufficiently strong impression
to cause Congress to reduce the tariff
on protected products.
Few were aware perhaps until the
recent publication by the Treasury
Department, that even American -four
is sold in Europe and China
at a price much less than the price
at which it is sold in the home mar
ket. According to these Treasury De-
Ehrtment figures American flour is
being sold in China at S1.20 a barrel
less than 1t is being sold to Ameri-
can consumers. And it must be kept
in mind that the cost of transport
ing the flour to China, of handling
1t and insuring it on the voyage thith-
er have to be paid out of the price
received.
1t is probable that the American
consumers would not grumble if the
products to which we call attention
were sold In this country at the prices
at which they are sold in foreign
countries, but they see no reason why
they should pay more. AS a matter
of fact they should not pay as much
1t is a frequent remark of American
travellers, on their return from Eu-
rope, that living is cheaper there thar
1t is here. 1t is impossible to con-
tradict that statement as long as the
people there get American pro-
ducts for less than Americans car
get them.
There are many other articles OF
American production than flour which
are sold abroad at a price per pack
age that is lower than that at which
similar articles can be bought in this
country. Ought there not be legisla-
ton to put a stop to this state of af-
fairs? The fact that bread and meat,
for instance, are sold to the people
of London at less than they can be
purchased in this country destroys the
advantage this country ought to have
in the cost of living.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13
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The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13
Bits About BALD Heads.

When a mans hair grows fine by
degrees and beautifully less" he is
likely to be hailed by intimate friends
with, "Old man, you're getting baldgp
or Say, my boy, you're getting bare
footed on top!" And there is nothing
more irritating than to be reminded
of trouble one has spent many dol
lars to prevent says the New York
Press. But no one would complain
OF the delicate way the rural friend of
a Virginia judge mentioned the mat
ter to his patron when, on observing
the scanty locks, he tactfully re-
marked:
1T won't be so very long, jedge. TO-
you'll hev to tie a string round your
head to tell how fer UP to wash yer
face"
A Scotchman went to London for a
holiday. He noticed a bald-headed
chemist standing at his shop door,
and inquired If he had any hair re-
storer.
yes, sir" said the chemist. "step
inside, please. There's an article I
can recommend. Testimonials from
great men who have used IL. It makes
the hair grow in twenty-four hours. +"
"Aweel," said the Scot I'VE can gle
the top O. yer he'd bit rub wi il and
I'll look back the morn and see If ve're
tellin the truth
The chemist returned the bottle To
the shelf and kicked the errand bow
for laughing.
NJ. Aurelius Carus. the great Roman
general, once sat in camp eating sup
per of salt pork and peas, when on
voys from the Persian King entered.
suing for peace. After they had made
their plea Marcus Aurelius. frowninr
said sternly: .
60 tell your master that if he does
not submit at once will make all Per-
STA as bald of standing corn and trees
as my own head"
To emphasize the threat he removed
his hat and brought to view a scalp
as smooth and shining as a billiard
ball.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

The governments decision that the
Fihpinos may continue to have a
limited amount of opium under GER
tain restrictions will admit of their in
dulging further in their pipe dream of
independence.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

More than 1000 colored refugees are
said to have left Evansville, Ind, and
they are having a hard time in other
towns of the state. They can find no
work and many of them are in distress.
Some of the smaller towns will not per-
nit them to get off the trains or stop
within their borders. Several hundred
of the negroes have gone to Kentucky
for protection and something to eat.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

Ninety per cent. of the cotton mills
of the Manchester (Eng) district have
agreed to stop work for two days each
week until further notice. The shut
down is on account of the high price
of raw cotton. The short time will af-
feet the incomes Of tens of thousands
Of mill employees
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

Now they are trying to blame
"Southerners' for that mob demon
stration at Marinette. Wis. They tried
to do the same thing at Wilmington
Del, but it transpired that the
"SoutherneP' who led the mob at that
place was from Indiana.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

Senator Hanna visited President
Roosevelt at oyster Bay the other day.
A newspaper report says they did not
talk politics" OF course not. Who sug
gested any such thing? What they
talked about was the Senator's govt
and the Presidents sore thumb that
Leonard Wood cracked with the sin
gle-sHck; the Senator's favorite break
fast food and the Presidents favorite
way Of cooking bear meat; the sena-
tors inclination TO badness, and the
tooth-powder affected by the President
Politics. Surely notl There is nothing
arther from the thought OF either
gentleman.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

A shrewd contemporary suggests
that the big deSeit in the Postoffice
Department. may be partially explain
ed by the surplus acquired by some of
the offibials
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

Representative Dayton's naval BILL to
be introduced at the next session of
Congress, provides for the creation of
three vice admirals, to command the
Atlantic, Pacific and Asiatic squad
rons. There isn't now enough gold lace
about the naval establishment. We no
longer have commodores-those fine
old fighting fellows that won most of
the battles for the American navy. But
we have rear admirals in abundance
and there is no apparent reason why
we should not have all the other sorts
of admirals, to honor our country. II
we are going to be a naval power, we
must have the whole catalogue of ad-
mirals, Notwithstanding they add a
ton each to the weight of a flagship.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

Mr.. Bryan is going to Europe in
September, for four months tour
He will combine business with pleas
ure While on the other side he will
see the points of interest in England
Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany
and Italy, and at the same time study
the condition of the working people,
with the purpose in view of writing
a book. He wishes to see how the
working people of the old countries
compare with those of the United
Etates.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

A syndicate of Japanese has bought
a large tract of rice land near Hous-
ton. in Harrison county, Texas. II
is proposed to settle a colony of Jap
anese on the land and go into rice
culture on a large scale. There are
many acres of first-class rice lands in
Southern Georgia that are worthy the
attention of Japanese or other syndi-
Gates wishing to engage in rice cul-
ture
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

The Boston professor who discov-
cred that musical vibrations would
XIII mosquitoes mast have looked into
the rain barrel after his little daugh-
ter's piano pra ctice.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

The rye crdp IN Kansas this year Is
said 70 be very small. Why? Well.
Kentucky furnishes prohibition Kan
sas with rye; that's why.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13
The Weather.

The, indications for Georgia and East
ern FLORIDA for to-day are showers,
with Beaf to fresh southwest to south
winds and occasional thunder squalls.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

In Chicago the other day a man was
operated on for appendicitis. After the
incisions and explorations il was dis
covered that he was suffering from
ptomaine poisoning. The operation is
said to have been highly successful.
since il disclosed just what was the
matter. The man is dead.
The Savannah morning news., 1903-07-13

The steel trusts profits are reported
so,Gg s8s, oO0sGeo a month. What would
they be If Soh@ab were a we'll man!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-31
A Patients Experience With
Fake Medical Co.

A patient remarked to Drs- Shores &
Shores but recently: YOU have no
idea of the pitfalls in this town. I
went to see a speciaIist'C2) the other day
who was advertised to be on one of the
MAIN STREETS HERE-and whose
advertisements I have read. To my
surprise I found that the doctor adver-
tised HAS NEVER BEEN IN SALT
LAKE. and IS NOT LICENSED TO
PRACTICE HERE-but a man I used
TO see around the streets here many
years ago informed me. with a broad
brOgue, that He riprisinted Doke-ter
--, and more for curiosity than any
thing else, asked him if he would
treat men on the pay when cured plan.
oh. moo said he. you must pay me
cash doom. Boot If I fail to cure you
I viii refOond every dollar Later on
I learned that he HAD TO SEND EV-
cry DOLLAR He TOOK IN OUT OF
THE STATE to the parties who owned
the shack, AND WAS PERSONAL
LY IRRESPONSIBLE-and it soon
dawned on me why he was willing to
refoond mOney'-(which he would not
have)-but was not willing to wait until
I was cured for his fee
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-31

CuTe EOf SypnlI1S- "-Dr- Eerr1S-
sage of love and peace and hope and
help Unbelievers may scott and cry
fake but i heed them not. My work
has just begun and l am saving men.
The secret of this mighty healing power,
this marvellous fluid is known to me
alone. 1t is mine to give to whom l will
anc my works go before it. Doubt not
/ ask no man to believe me- but 1 give
TO every man free this priceless boon
and il restores him instantly to perfect
health With this marvellous mysterious
compound which I have discovered only
after a lifetime devoted to search through
all the realms Of science and the archives
Of the ancientS, it is possible to heal at
once the awful sores. clear the complex
ion of the copper spots, dry up the mu-
cOuS patches, heal the ulcers and leave
the body clean and healthy and whole
some With this mysterious compound
no man or woman will ever again be
troubled with syphilis or any of its evil
effects
Remember it matters not what stage
your case may be in 1t matters not how
long you have had il. how you got it or
when you got it. 1t matters not what
doctors or ScOfferS say. This is no
treatment. but 1t is the vital life spark
itself, and il matters not how many rem
edies or doctors have failed l have re-
peatedly and instantly cured the worst
old cases, healed the sores and caused
the mucous patches. unprecedented spots
and other evidences of this terrible poi
son to disappear like magic My secret
compound never fails and its cures are
lasting; never again are any of my peO-
pie troubled with syphilis. My private
address is DR. G Sargent Ferris. S0S1
Strawn building, Cleveland. o.. and
urge ever person suffering from syphilis
to send to me and ] will forward by first
mail. prepaid. d package Of my marvel
Gus discovery Ny wOndrOUS discovery
has startled the world by its miracu-
lcus effects and yet seek not fame or
glory. It suffices me if I may be the
humble ms rument OF natures greatest
power i'm bringing all men to the enjoy
ment of perfect health and I do it free
In the time allotted - me here on earth
1 shall do all that in nv power lies TO
give my fellow men the benefit Of this
great secret and my reward shall be in
the knowledge that I have done unto
others as, / woyld that others should do
unto me
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-31

Mr.. HOrT says: q suffered from what
considered the worst case of Catarrh
a man could possibly have I could
hardly smell kerosene. I could not
tell one food from another by smell. L
blew scabs out of my nose two inches
long. I could hardly speak at times,
had constant colds with head stopped
up, and generally felt sick and run
down. I had about given up hope of a
cure until went to our Home Doctors,
Drs- Shores & Shores So
In d very few weeks I felt all right,
all my old symptoms left me. My
head got clear and to all outward ap-
pearances 1 was cured. 1 spoke of
this splendid work to my friends from
time to time, but I WANTED TO SEE
IF THE CURE WAS PERMANENT,
so I have waited now for over fifteen
months, and FIND NO RETURN OF
MY TROUBLE. but. on the contrary,
I never felt better in my life. I have
no trace of CataTrh- I weigh more than
I ever did, have good appetite, sleep
well and I feel like a perfectly sound
and healthy man and have concluded
there is no doubt about my cure being
ABSOLUTELY PERMANENT AND
COMPLETE"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-31

Publisher of the Western Poultry
World, S22-323 Appel Bldg, Denver,
Colo.
Mr.. Van Buren, writes: Il think your
treatment is simply the greatest on
earth. 1t soothes and heals as soon as
taken. Perhaps you never knew just
what have been through before came
to you. l first commenced with DR..
B., then Dr. o., then Dr.. B
and DR.. NJ, and another great doctor
whose name I cannot remember, but
who was a great stomach specialist
The last named doctor examined me for
two hours, and pronounced me in a
CRITICAL CONDITION. l then
weighed 128 pounds. He charged me s12
for examination. and said must come
every day for sixty or ninety days for
special treatment at 81 per treatment.
I did not take his treatment, but a few
days later consulted you and com
menced taking treatment. and GOT
WE'LL AND WEIGHED $50 POUNDS
WHEN I WAS CURED. am a stand
ing 'ad for you here, and have three
patients who have asked me about my
cure and who say they viii write you
I mail you my photo under separate
cover Kindly return it after using
same as you see mt for the benefit Of
other sufferers. Respectfully yours.
m. VAN BUREN,"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-31

Frank Welte, aged II years, who re-
sides at No. p Euclid Ave. this city.
was a very sick boy a few months ago.
Now read his story:
Il have suffered for about two years
with what I have since learned was
Catarrhal Asthma, and which resulted
in partial deafness. 1t was impossible
to hear ordinary conversation-my head
and nose stopped up continually, and at
night I had to sit up in bed 10 catch
my breath-as- almost smothered if I
tried to lie down. I lost my appetite.
could not eat anything-and was run
down badly Four months ago ] went
to Drs. Shores and began their treat
ment. I improved slowly but steadily
at first. and lately my progress has
been much more rapid, until today I
feel better all over. I don't hawk and
spit now, I hear very much better.
breathe easy-have no trouble at night,
appetite better-in fact, 1 feel like a
new boy and want to thank Drs. Shores
for their splendid treatment.
(Signed.) FRANK WELTE.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-31

Look Out For These
Frauds and Fakirs.

Stay on known lines. Ask your
friends and neighbors who cured them.
and then insist on your doctor furnish
ing proof of his skill beyond his mere
say so" Ask him who and what he
is. if he is the doctor whose picture APP
pears in the papers as the possessor of
great skill. or whether he is simply a
hired man doing business under an as
sumed name?
Drs. Shores have practiced in Salt
Lake City continuously for twelve
years-their cured patients reside in
every part of the city and state-it is no
trouble to show you whom Drs. Shores
have cured. Prices and terms are low
and uniform and within easy reach of
all. CONSULTATION ALWAYS FREE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-05-31
The PAY When Cured" plan.

Applies TO private diseases of men
only The reason Drs. Shores make
this special offer to men is simply to
protect them from gang of sharks
DONG business under the guise OF doc
tors, who rob them of their hard earned
money for empty promises This gang
Of fakirs howl and storm because Drs.
Shores pay when cured" plan prevents
the sick from being imposed upon- NO
ONE ELSE OBJECTS TO IT BUT
THE FAKIR-AND YOU KNOW WHY
HE OBJECTS. Others may promise
to REFUND YOUR MONEY''-but
why take chances on their honesty or
ability TO refund when Drs. Shores say
KEEP YOUR MONEY IN YOUR OWN
POSSESSION UNTIL CURED IN
THIS WAY YOU TAKE No
CHANCES.
DRS- SHORES PRIVATE LABORA-
TORY.
When patients desire US 10 prepare
and furnish their medicines. our
charges are low and uniform. and in
the most complicated cases Of Catarrhal
troubles never exceed s. for a full
months medicines.
This department is under the charge
of a Registered Druggist, and under
the direct personal supervision Of Drs
Shores & ShOres-and accuracy. purity
Of drugs and reasonable charges are
thus ensured. This department is sec
Ond to none-and accounts in a great
measure for Drs. Shores & Shores Won
derful success in curing Chronic and
private diseases