davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Harold Cole is pursuing course of
study at the Conservatory of Music,
Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Night Officer John Quinn was taken
suddenly ill, yesterday, and was not on
duty, last night.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

#. B. Fairbanks is making a short
trip to Waterville.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Miss Gertrude Hoyt has finished her
duties as Western Union telegraph OPP
orator at the State House.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Mayor Fuller was able to be at his
place of business for short time, Fri
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

The Sophomore class will give their
entertainment in Society hall, Tuesday
evening, April IA.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Paul Dulac and family have moved
from Auburn to Farmingdale, where
they will reside in the future.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

H. w. Coax of Whitman, Mass, was
in Gardiner.-o on business, Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

State Agent Purington of the S. p. G.
A., was in this city again, Friday, and
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

The funeral of the late Miss Lucy
Robinson will be held from the house
on Maple street at 2 o'clock Sunday
afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Mrs. j. S. Hamilton passed yester-
day with friends in Richmond.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

NJ w. Farr arrived home, yesterday,
from Philadelphia, after a several
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Prin. Howard of the High school,
will go to his home in Pennington, to-
day, for the spring vacation.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

H. E. Weber will return to Rount
Pond, today, after a visit to the city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Mrs. +. A. Hathaway and daughter
Elnora of Randolph, left, Friday, for a
visit with relatives in Rockland.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
NATIONAL HOME.

Peter Coghlin has returned from a
weeks visit to Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Miss Abbie Eveleth has been visiting
in Portland, this week.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Mrs. Cynthia Taylor has raturned to
Waterville, after a visit to Miss Sylvia
Smith.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Mrs. Charles Roberts has returned
to her home in Mansfield, Conn, after
visit with relatives in Randolph.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
mch26eod4wsp

months visit to his son, Rev. Frederick
w. Farr.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

The latest field of operations of the dog
poisoner Is Calais where several valuable
pets have been killed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

The funeral of the infant daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Walker will be
held at / o'clock Sunday afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Miss Minneola Clough returned to
her home in Winthrop, yesterday, after
a successful term of school.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

The Ladies' Circle Of the Universal
list church will meet with Mrs. Horace
Gatchell, Tuesday afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Timothy Murphy has accepted a po-
sition in the Bath Western Union Of
flee.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Miss Nellie P. Pope of Portland, is
the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. A. F. Morse
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28
CASE OF CRUELTY

To Horses Taken in Hand by State
Agent burlington.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

Friday, from a short furlough t
Haverhill, Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

NJ. ]. Powers arrived, Friday from
Bangor for business visit in this city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

VIM. E. Smith reported for duty, Fri
day, from furlough to West Bridge
water. Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-03-28

John Haley returned to the Home,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
-
Poker Friends.

NO, am not popular any more with
TIE gang" mnaned business man
who used to entertain largely at poker
Il haven't touched card in seven
years. The friends l made at the polk
er table Were near and dear to me.
When l lived on the seventh floor Of a
tenement, they fnclSed to see me night
ly, climbing the stairs without MUIR
muir. When l moved to the Bronx,
they followed me. When settled in
Jamaica, the ride to my house did not
seem too long for them, nor did they
mind the journey home at 8 or 4 in the
morning. When l realized that l was
supporting them with my losses, tore
up the cards and cracked the chips
with hammer. When, 10, behold, ev-
cry mothers son of them knew me no
more! l lived so far away that it was
Impossible to find time to come to visit
me. l am sure that If I had opened
poker game in the darkest cell in the
bottom of the bottomless pit they would
have come to play with me. To regain
their friendship it is only necessary to
announce reopening of the game
New York Press.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
He Got Cp.

There is a keen knowledge of human
nature in the following bit of fun from
the Lewiston Journal, but no more than
might be expected from a down east
tavern keeper who has had a long eX-
perience with autumnal spurtsmen, of
whom many are called. but few get up:
A mighty hunter from Boston put
up at quaint little Maine hnstelry
and left word In the Office that he wish
ed to be called at half past 4 in the
morning. Sharp at that time the next
morning came q laundering rap at his
door.
"All righ'! III be down in min
utep' called muffled voice from under
the quilts
''You get up here now and sign this
receipt" commanded Uncle Cy.
Receipt? What receiptY- demanded
very wideawake voice, and the bed
squealled loudly.
WAL" grunted Uncle Cy, 81 don't
ca1kerlate to have ye humping down to
the office at o'clock declaring that ye
Rin'1 been called"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
The Ca.tons o, the Country.

There was once Newfoundland fish
erman--he CHANGED to be q Catholic
who In old age came to die. he had
lived in debt all his life and, no doubt,
had never once given his whole catch
to the dealer who supplied him. but
had Wrongfully slipped many qulntal
over the side Of a rival schooner and
traded it out on the spot
"Send for FaHFther Rafferty," he
said. Send Immediately
he wanted to confess his sins, to
be shriVen and to depart in peace, but
his old priest had been transferred to
Trinity Bay. a young man, just back
from Rome, was noT the spiritual
head Of the parish.
"Sure, it's Fawtber Goblin" they
told hun.
"Noe, noa" the old man protested
"Fawther COLLINS a fine young man
a clever young man, doubt me not,
but It's old Favther Rafferty, I wants
hear me Confession
"AH why?' they asked.
SURE" the dying man gasped, che
knows the customs q the country
Norman DUNCAN Ia Worlds Work.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
The Etiuuette of caes.

In China the men take as much pride
10 their hair as women. and the pig
tail' is g thing of no little moment. In
making the cue the whole head is shay
ed except circular patch upon the
crown. The hair from this is braided,
and strands of silk are added. which
end in titssel reaching to the heels.
In full mourning the black strands are
replaced by white ones and in second
mourning by Light blue or green.
It Is an objectionable breach Of Ell
Quette for an inferior to enter the pres
enca of a superior with his cue wound
round his neck or head, as it is fire.
quently disposed Of during work, and
the greatest insult one man can offer
another is to pull his cue. 1t seems
very odd to see sailors and soldiers on
ship or in barracks combing ehch 9th
er's long tresses or coolies at the street
corners performing the same friendly
office Custom forbids man to wear
q beard and mustache until, he becomes
a grandfather.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
Tire Habit OF Decision.

Tie great thing in all education Is
to make our nervous system our ally
instead OF our enemy. 1t is to fund
and capitalize our acquisitions and live
ut ease upon the interest of the fund.
For this we must make automatic and
useful actions as we can and guard
against the growing into ways that
are likely to be disadvantages to
us as we should guard against the
plague. The more of the details Of
our daily life we can hand over to the
effortless custody of autnmatnnism
the more of our higher powers Of mind
will be set free for their own proper
work. There is do more miserable hui
man being than one in whom nothing
is habitnni but indecision and for
whom the drinking OF every cup, the
time Of rising and going to bed every
day and the beginning of every bit of
work are snhjects of express voitional
deliheration. Full half the time of
such man goes to the deciding on re-
GREETING of matters which ought to be
SO ingrained in him as practically not
to exist for his consciousness at all.
Ii there be such daily duties yet not
ingraimd in any one Of my readers,
let him begin this very hour to set the
matter right. From Psychology" by
Professor William James
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
A rlost Liberal Offer.

All our farmer readers should take ad-
vantage Of the unprecedented clubbing
offer we this year make, which includes
with this paper The Iowa Homestead, its
Special Farmers Institute Editions and
The Poultry Farmer. These three pub.
ications are the best of their class and
should be in every farm home To them
we add, for local, county and general
news, our own paper and make the price
OF the four one year only Sl.45. Never be-
fore was so much superior reading matter
offered for so small an amount of money.
The three papers named, which we club
with our own, are well known throu ghout
the Nest, and commend themselves 10
the readers favorable a attention upon mere
mention. The Iowa Homestead is the
great agricultural and live stock paper OF
the West The Poultry Farmer is the most
practical poultry paper for the farmer
while The Special Farmers Institute
Editions are the most practical p,lblica-
tons for the promotion of good farming
ever published. Take advantage of this
great offer, as it will hold good for a short
time only. Samples of these papers may
be examined by calling at this office.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
A Humorous nIixture.

In Scotch church an old minister
who was very deaf was also very anx-
iOus to introduce some naW hymnbooks
into the church and asked his precen-
tor to give out the notice Immediately
after the sermon. The precentor, hnv-
ing notice Of his own, gave out that
members of the congregation wishing
to have their children baptized were
to send their names into the vestry.
The old minister, thinking that it was
the notice about the hymnhoolls, stood
up and said, And | wish to say, for
the benefit of those who have not any,
that they may be had in the vestry any
afternoon. between the hours of 3 and
4-ordinary little ones at shilling
each, and special little ones, with red
backs at one and three
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
Effort and Its effect

1t pays to think 1t is like putting
money out at interest. Dollars make
dollars, and thoughts make other
thoughts. We are so accustomed to
having this old world reward us for
things we do in dollars that we forget
there is such reward as brains men
tai growth. Happy the one who sees
Gil these things in their proper light,
who recognizes in every failure les
son learned, in every effort reward,
be it only little speck of mental
energy.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27

Chris Rold, west of town, is build
ing double corn crib.
Hans Christensen and lady friend
drove to Elkhorn Sunday.
Uncle John Moore was transacting
business in Extra Monday.
Miss Mary Petersen went to Extra
on Tuesday to work for Mrs. f. NJ.
Hensley.
Geo. Jensen purchased the lumber
last week while here for a large
double corn crib.
A fine dance is reported as being
held Saturday night at the Bartlett
home, south of town.
Mrs. Frank McNally and children
visited her parents in Atlantic last
week, returning Monday
Quite number from this station
attended the Chautauqua in Atlantic
last Friday and Saturday.
Cory and Elmer Wilson left Tues
day for Des Moines to take in the
State Fair for a couple Of days.
John Carlson of Elkhorn is now
employed on the Nels Rattenborg
farm, being engaged last week.
Tony Johnson who has been work
ing for Nels Rattenborg is now at work
for Robert Mullinger southwest OF
Hamlin.
Charley Wells is helping haul
lumber now from the Kimballton
yards out into the country wherever
called for.
Soren G. Petersen purchased bill
of lumber while here last week for
extensive repairs on his tenement
house near Extra.
Mrs. Fred Heileman went to Des
Moines on Tuesday to attend the fair
and to visit friends. She expected to
return home next Monday.
VIM. Stanley was ready to begin
threshing on his 100 acres of small
grain when Monday evenings storm
laid them off until settled weather.
Harm Rice and daughter, Miss
Rozelle, started on Tuesday for
Omaha where she was taken to con-
suit a specialist in regard to her eyes
which are giving her trouble.
A full line of clothing, ETC., will be
found next week I'D one side of the
johnson y Christensen implement and
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27

vator is infested and in short time
the trap was so full another one could
not have been crowded into the cage.
A happy thought came to Pete at
this time. He had heard of putting
COW bells on rats, turning them loose,
when they would go into their bur-
rows driving all before them in their
terror to escape: but Pete had nothing
smaller than farm bell at his COM
mand, so he did the next best thing:
He procured can of nice real red
paint with which he smeared the ro-
dents and then turned them loose;
but the remedy didn't work worth a
cent, SO he has fallen back on the good
plan: First catch your rat, then
drown him.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
The Eucalyptus Tree.

The great value of the eucalyptus
tree lies in its remarkably quick growth
from the seed to the full sized tree.
Travellers in Australia have brought
back accounts of enormous native spec
linens. There was q record of one
PROSTATE ancient forest giant of the
blue gum variety measuring, with al
lo~ances for the lost top, $50 feet Such
a giant would have oEertnlqed the tall
est of CalifnrniA's living sequoias-
There are more than Lao kinds OF euca-
lyptus which resemble each other,
though differing widely in size, height,
general outline and in appearance of
leaf and bark. This tree is planted for
forest cover for naked hillsides as wind
breaks and hedges. The timber is val
uahie, the wood and leaves make excel
lent fuel, and from the latter is made
drug extensively employed in medicine
and surgery. The blossoms sltuply
honey supposed to possess specially by
gienic IlroIerties.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
NOT Oyer=WiSe

There is an old categorical picture of
a girl scared at grasshopper, but in
the act of heedlessly treading on a
snake. This is paralleled by the man
who spends large sum Of money
building cyclone cellar, but neglect
ing to provide his family with bottle
Of Chamberlain collie, cholera and
diarrhoea remedy as safeguard
against bowel complaints, whose vic
Tins outnumber those of the cyclone a
hundred to one. This remedy is every
where recognized as the most promp-
and reliable medicine use for thest
diseases. For sale by Nick Dotfing e
AZ %
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
carolus-Dv,,v.n MS Revenge on Sargent.

CarOlus-DSlzV.n % Revenge ON Sargent.
When John S Sargent, the famous
portrait painter, studied in the atelier
OF Caroius-DLran in Paris, Ills teacher
showed his fondness for him by paint
ing in his head in the great ceiling of
the Luxembourg palace Even after
lie branched out for himself his mas
ter often sent for him TO come over to
his studio and pose, his hands having
especially won the admiration of Caro-
when Sargent could no longer answer
the beck and call of his teacher, fer he
was getting work Of his own to do,
which would not allow him to leave his
studio at moments notice One day,
it is related, Carolus-Duran sent hur
~ call for him, and when he received
note saying that Sargent was compel,
led to decline his request owing to
pressing work he was furious. A few
days later q friend, to whom he had
coniided his anger at his recalcitrant
pupil, asked him: We'll, how is it with
Sargent? Have you made up! How is
he?" .'Ah, no." said the painter, and
be looked sad and his shoulders went
up. How is it with Sargent? C'est
Gnip Another shruG. ''C'eSt fini! It's
all over! l have been to the Luxem-
bourg. l went and l got ladder, and
painted out his headw
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
The Self Etfacing Act.

Myer-ln olden time it is said that It
was possible for man to render him
self invisible.
oyer pshaw! That's not at all re-
markAble. Men in this country are do
ing it every day.
Myer-You don't tell me! How do
they manage 1t?
Gyer-By marrying famous women
Chicago News.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27

"Have you ever written anything"
said his cynical friend, "to make the
world happier or better?"
Rather" quoth the insurance agent
who sometimes dabbled in verse Il
have written 100000 worth of life in
surance within the last year"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27

Strength and vigor come of good
food, duly digested. Force"
wheat and barley
food, adds no burden, but sustains,
nourishes, invigorates.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
Significant.

In well known thoroughfare in Lon
don outside of q noted restaurant there
might be seen the following notice:
'"Th1s is the best restaurant In Lon
don! Our fish cannot be approachedw
London King
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
What Did He Mean:

He-What lovely flowers! Do you
know, they remind me of you.
She-Why, they are artificial.
He-Yes, know, but it requires close
examination to detect it.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
Evangelical Church.

Sunday School 10 o'clock q. m.
Preaching II o'clock a. m.
Young Peoples meeting Z O'Clock
p. N.
Preaching o'clock p. m.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
s,o'clock p. IN.
j. WIRTH, Pastor.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27
Presbyterian Services.

OLD HAMLIN.
Sunday School O'Clock p. N.
Preaching O'Clock p. m.
Christian Endeavor O'Clock p. M.
Prayer Meeting at the parsonage
every Wednesday night.
LONE STAR.
Sunday School 10 O'Clock a. m.
Preaching / j O'Clock a. m.
Rev. j. II. MONTGOMERY, Pastor.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27

Talking your enthusiasm to some
people is like holding it under the
Dump.-Atchison Globe.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1903-08-27

save. Always reliable. E4hGias. ask Druggist for
ShESEas&ST EEs'S ENd1IASfE in Red and
G0tss metallic Boxes sealed with blue ribbon.
Ehfte 40 other Refuse dangerous substi-
tustoi.a lues limitations. Buy OF your Druggist,
or send &c. in stamps FOR y':Lrtie,iinrs. Testf.
by re1siSn Mail 10000 Testimonials. Sold by
all Druggists.
CHICHESTER CHEMICAL 90.
a1oo III ;s'2iaSn Square. E.FhEEA., Pa.
hapden this pGpeE.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19

g DON'T BELIEVE 'EM.
Oh, scientists, seek not to show
In mysteries SO wealthy.
When Sally's meath the mistletoe
That kissing isn't healthy!
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19

Buster; "ssr she's going
Freddy well well! How
Buster: yep heard enough come
outer the
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19
WANTiE:iD:, 2 10 /: IaREALlzE..
GRATEFUL.

'Three-year-old Julia wanted TO write
Santa Claus to bring her a shoot gum"
When asked. what she wanted it for she
said;
want to shoot one of papa's cattle
and get the money out Of it, for papa
says there is money in cattle"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19
THANKS, THE SAME 70 YOU. {

Sing hey. sing no!
The mistletoe!
When it hangs above us
Ye maidens may
Not say US nay
If they truly love us.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19
Expecting Some

expecting some.
thing.
Eyes, Christmas
comes but once a
year"
And a month
before it arrives
and every day I'M
til it does your
friends remind you
of it,"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19
Posted on That.

Posted on That.
Now, children"
said the good man
who was talking
to the Sunday
school, you know,
of course, where
all the pretty
things you find in
your stockings on
Christmas morn
ing really come
+ r o m, do yo u
not?"
Eyes, SIR" they
replied with one
voice. Germany"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19
Similarity.

Similarity.
Every time old
Stalewood tells me
a batch of jokes j
feel like a Christ
mas turkey.
"How is that 2"
I'm stuffed with
chestnuts."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19
UP4To DATE.

"Why, frankie, what are you reading
in that book about bringing up chill
dren?"
I'm Just looking to see whether I'm
being properly brought up
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19
SeasonabIe.

She-The Christ
mas season be-
t r a y s a m a MS
friendship better
than anything I
know Of
He--Yes; it's a
dead give away.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19

Lost Faith In a
Good Saint.
Johnnie - I be-
lieve in Santa
Claus; don't you?
Willie-Naw!
Johnnie Didn't
you get any pres
ents?
Willie-Sure; but
d'you suppose he'd
take all the mon
ey what I'd saved
in my bank?
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19
APPREHENslnN

Has your wife asked you what you
want for Christmes?"
No; and / fear the worst"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19


A Good Friend.
That young fell
low saved me
from bankruptcy
last Christmas"
How wasthat 2"
"He married the
girl I was engaged
to-" II.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1903-12-19
George Refrained.

"Helen hung up
the mistletoe, and
George declared he
would kiss the
first woman that,
passed under It."
Yes"
"And the first
woman that pass
ed under it was
the colored cook"
And did George
kiss her 2"
kiss her! I
guess not. No
body dares to take
any liberties with
the cook"