The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-04-24
OUTLINES OF OKLAHOMA.

1 Humanity is queer. Think of some one
| leaving Oklahoma TO go to California to
look for a fortune.
June Is viii be Oklahoma Day at the
Winfield Chaufauqua- The governor has
been invited to speak.
| Goodnight, Logan county, is to have 4
| school. Only one man cast a vote
| against the proposition.
| An intercollegiate contest is TO be held
May p Oklahoma City has been Sc
lected for the battlefield.
Henry Asp is coming right to the front.
But he can't get there with the Santa re
| attached 10 his coat tails.
| Lawton claims 10 be the .-knockerless
| city Ana Simpson claimed to be sock
| less Jerry" But was he2
| Windows at Shawnee are already being
1 engaged for the day that the electric
| road from Oklahoma City comes in.
| The Enid Wave is complaining that
the police are not earning their salt
these days. The old man loves trouble,
you know.
That artist on the Capital who got up
/, the pictures OF the Oklahoma Day speak
ers evidently has Darwins theory in his
| mino eye.
The Oklahoman reminded one OF a
pouting boy yesterday morning II
wouldn't pay any attention to that great
Republican rally
The fishermen of FL Reno are mad
A fellow down there can tell true stories
about the whales he catches lie uses a
net in the Canadian.
Bill Grimes ought to 'divyy' up with
Mountain Park. That place is furnishing
an astonishing number OF charters 10
the seeretary's records
in freight rates and is jubilant- Kansas
City probably got a proportionate reduc-
ton at the same time.
The secretary OF the Oklahoma Millers'
association estimates the coming wheat
crop at 100000 bushels. He must be
allowing for shrinkage.
Bird Mcguire is reported to have gone
to Kansas City to be treated for rheu-
matism. 1t is hardly probable. He is a
believer in home industry.
That sore i'm the Republican ranks
which is breaking out in the Democratic
press should be cauterized. Don't leave
to the devil. He may delay.
The boys of the territory are about 70
be saved. The women of the Oklahoma
City Methodist church met the other
evening for that purpose and Methodist
women are great on gettings results.
Inc papers
jubilating over the fact that one OF the
candidates on the late reform ticket
has been arrested for bribery. The
charge has nothing to do with the cleo
ton, however.
Shawnee News: The grain and fruit
crop is said TO be the most promising
that has ever been known in the terri
tory at this time. Strawberries will come
in some time in early May, and the wa
termelons in June, and following these
will be the apples along with the peach
crop, which has fine prospects for the
heaviest yield ever known from the fact
that the trees are getting up to be con-
siderable size.
Enid Wave: An Enid school boy threw
a handful of broken crayon over the
floor of his class room. When his
teacher entered she ''glared' around at
the disorder and demanded. who did
this?' There was a dead silence. IF
the pupil who threw this crayon on the
floor will pick it up at once and quietly.
will say nothing more about il. and
We will go on with our lesson she adj
ded finally Immediately the culprit
arose and scrambled around picking up
the scattered pieces which he deposited
in the waste paper basket and resumed
his seat William" said the teacher.
plaintively-his name is not William, but
no MATERNITY did you do that?" ''Ac
cordng TO the contract" replied William
serenely Nothing more was to be said
about it, you are quite right as
scented the teacher. And the lesson pro-
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