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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-12-22

The above cut shows one OF the
most successful business houses in
kalispell or perhaps in the state of
MISUNDERSTANDING Drug Store.
Only two and one-half years ago
Mr.. Marsden started in the drug bust
ness On a small scale, but by his fair
treatment to his customers, moderate
prices, and keeping nothing but first
class, fresh stock, soon proved not
only to his patrons but to the phyis-
clans of Kalispell, that his was the
store to do business in.
The greatest success made was
when Marsden put up a full line of
his own remedies. He now has a
full line which cannot be equalled in
the United States.
The first remedy put up was Noun
tain Cough Cure which now is known
all over Flathead valley; also Cold
Cure Tablets. These two remedies
gave such good satisfaction that
Marsden at once started to make
other remedies. Mountain City Dan
druff Cure was the next; then the
great Magic Liniment, which now he
often sells twenty 81 bottles a day.
Marsden's Blooming Youth, a per-
fectly harmless liquid face powder,
and White Rose Cream for chapped
hands and face, and Mentho Tooth
Paste, the best tooth paste ever
made, and Marsden's Witch Hazel
Soap, a medicated soap, unsurpassed
for the skin, are some of his toilet
preparations.
Marsden's Headache Tablets came
like boon Of good tidings to the
people troubled with headache. His
Compound Extract Of Sarsaparilla Is
the best blood medicine. Blackberry
Balsam will cure any case of cramps
or summer complaint. The Liquid
Corn Cure has saved hundreds of peo-
pie from suffering. Toothache Drops
will stop toothache in five minutes.
Beef Iron and Wine for weak people,
the great blood builder and tonic.
Marsden's Little Liver Pills will cure
constipation and liver trouble.
Mountain City Dyspeptic Tablets will
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-12-22
Errors of Negro Dialect.

Our northern friends seem to know
as little about negro lingo as they
know about negro character. If they
write "am' for ''is'' and Sd" for "v'
or 9TH" and ring in a "dOne" in most
unexpected places and write "massa'
for master they think they are writ.
ing negro dialect. They have manufac-
turcd Il dialect of their own and stick
to it. 1t is strange to us that they dc
not study the writings of Joel Chand
Ter Harris, Frank Stanton, Tom Page
tiles. If SO they would save themselves
many blunder
One of the most notable plumbers the
northern dialect writer's make is the
use of the word "massa" for the genu
inc negro word "marster." Strange
enough. some southern writer's of the
new generation have fallen into the
same error. If we remember, Miss
Winnie Davis in one of her books puts
the counterfeit into the mouth of one
Of her negro characters. We have Of
ten wondered where the counterfeit
came from. Surely we never heard a
slave say "massa." and we have never
seen any southern man who did. Per-
haps it originated in the old song,
"Massa's In de Cor, Cor Groun'.' But
where did the composer Of the song get
the word? Does anybody know? We
have repeatedly asked the question
and have never received satisfactory
reply-Richmond Timcs-Dispatch.
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and isl" said he, with speaking eyes,
as he arose.
mo, John; it is of no use. You know
am betrothed to my art
Art tiddlesticksw said John irrita-
bly,. Don't you know. Edith, that your
art means the quest Of the ideal, a will
o'-thewisp that vanishes before the
claims of hunger and thirst? BE scnsi-
BILE and marry me instead of going to
Paris"
"Why. John, how can you propose
such a thing:' exclaimed Edith Pass
me the celery Marry YOU and settle
down here in Edena and waste my tai
ent singing in this suburban Yankee
town ut church festivals and funerals,
How ridiculous! You ought to know
me better than that. Professor Perkins
told me today that he could teach me
no more and that it would be great
loss to art if | threw myself away in
this little isolated town when two
years hard work abroad would put me
in the prima donna class. Why, John,
even you have praised my talent"
Eyes" said John sadly. looking ut the
beautiful young woman with longing
eyes, land that is why l want you all
to myself"
"Nery selfish of you, John. dear" said
Edith, with kindling cheeks. land also
very tlattering. But think, John, of
your Joy at hearing of my success at
La Scala in Milan or at Berlin or the
other great musical centcrs of Europe.
How proud you will be of me then, for
l want your appreciation. Frankly,
John, l like you very much, but the
voice of art is imperative; it will not be
denied"
Here Edith helped herself to a large
triangle of pumpkin pie tlaky and deli
cious
"Yes, know" replied John, sit is
better to be a nightingale than an oyS-
ter, but you cannot eat the nightingale,
and you can the oyster. How much is
your legacy, Edith?'
Three hundred dollars per year."
said Edith defiantly. payable semi
annually in Uncle Sans crisp notes,
and you can live awfully cheap in
Paris, John"
"Yes, and have very cheap fare"
said John dryly. you will have to
pay at least half Of your income for
tuition fees, and that will leave you
$3.50 per year for living expenses.
Three dollars per week is very small
sum, Edith. should hate to think you
were suffering, dear. Oh, confound it
all, stay with me! l am making 49,
600 year selling COAL You are easily
the first vocalist in the county. Be
an empress Of song in a small king
dom. The artistic temperament is a
f1ne thing, no doubt. but it cannot put
up with Indifferent fare and poor lodg-
ing survive. You may get pate de
foie gras in Paris. but I'm willing to
wager that you can't get taste Of
Vermont turkey there. And, as for this
delicious pumpkin pie, there isn't .
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Eating Ones Coda

The gods Of South American tribe
OF Indians are generally looked upon
rs sacred, but when the gods become
a nuisance 1t is time to put an end
to them. At least, that is what a Ger.
tain tribe along the Yabari river think.
They worship the iguana and monkey,
but as soon as the iguana started eat
ing chickens they thought it time to
stop worshiping him and TO eat him in
place Of the chickens he had eaten.
This they do. and they prefer iguana
stew to chicken fricassee.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-12-22
INFLUENCE OF /
TURKEY IN ART !
"A 6bonks6iving Story ::
by ErneSf JdrroId
Copyright. 1902. by Ernest Jarrold

HE ten pound Vermont turkey
garnished with water cress
stood III the center of the table
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-12-22

he zen pound eFllONt turkey
garnished with water cress
stood III the center of the table
fanked by a dish of crimson
cranberries, eloquent of gustatory
piquancy. A stalwart celery root, crisp
as the Thanksgiving air outside, glis-
tened in the gaSlight, and an old gold
pumpkin pie completed the menu of a
farewell dinner given by Edith Chad
wick, cantatrice, to John Graham, coal
dealer. In carving the turkey John
had dexterously placed upon Edith's
plate the piece containing the wish
bone. She held it up with cry of
delight. Johns muscular fingers grasp
ed one prong of the wishbone and
Edith's rosy fingers the other.
"Have you thought of your wish?'
said John.
YES" replied Edith. "Have you?'
"For two years it has been upper
most in my heart" said John.
Pull, then" exclaimed Edith.
There was an instant of suspense,
then a snap, and the large portion Of
the wishbone remained in Johns hand.
"How provoking" pouted Edith.
GLOW gratifyingw echoed John.
"Shal I tell you what my wish was
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young woman who came to the door.
After the necessary explanations the
meager apartment resembled bee
hive. John unpacked the hamper and
lifted out ten pound Vermont turkey.
Next came two big pumpkin pies ''such
as mother used to make" followed by
a milk bottle of cranberry sauce, a loaf
of homemade bread, chocolate cake
and two glass jars of apple sauce.
Edith swayed and would have fallen
when she opened the door had not
John caught and saved her from col
lapse by threatening TO read his paper
on the influence of turkey in art, and
then the gastrOnomic revel began. 1t
was a Lucullian orgy, an enchantment
of deglutition TO the eXpatriated girls.
And when the solids were disposed of
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-12-22
A Scientific Discovery.

kodol Dyspepsia Cure does for the
stomach that which it is unable to do
for itself,even when but slightly dis
ordereu or overloaded. Kodol Dys.
pepsia Cure supplies the natural jul
ces OF digestion and does tho work
of the stomach. relaxing the nervous
tension, while the inflamed muscles
of that orgas are allowed to rest and
heal. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests
what you eat and enables the stom-
ach and digestive organs to trans
form all food into rich, red blood Sold
by Bronson L Lghthall.
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John produced the tin can of cider and
a quart of Virginia peanuts. But let
us throw the shells on the floor, pile
the dishes in the corner and go out into
the hall with Edith and John.
"Well," said John, holding her hand
"are you not finding your song Par
nassus pretty steep?"
Eyes, John, and there are no Ameri-
can inns en- route"
"And the wishbone?'
1T has been my talsman."
'"Then l have your permission to
write Il paper on The Influence of
Wishbones In Matrimony?
The answer must have been of an Gu
couraging nature, for John ran down
the stairs three steps at time wills
Ting "The Star Spangled Banner"
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and white. l limited that if she needed
any money l could help her out, but
she gave me the CLASSY eye and froze
me stiff. BY the way, Graham, she
sent an enigmatical message to you
something about wishbone. Oh, that
hit you, l see" as John flushed to the
roots Of his hair "Well, SO long, old
man; l must be off," And the friend
vanished in the maelstrom Of Wash
ington street.
Late in the afternoon preceding
Thanksgiving John Graham staggered
up four flights Of stairs leading to the
salon occupied by Edith Chadwick and
her friends. He carried heavy ham,
per on his shoulder. Behind him came
the concierge carrying a large tin can.
Miss Chadwick was out. Would he
come in and wait for her? said the
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-12-22

At the Adams Department Store.
The Mexican Musical Monarchs"
will be at the Adams Department
store every afternoon and evening
until Christmas.
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Following are few OF our extra
fancy varieties of eating apples
Spitzenbergs, Jonathans, Delaware
Reds. Wagners, Rome Beauties
The Lyons Grocery store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-12-22

We sell popular novels on the ex-
change plan for 10 cts. The Pantry.
G. F. Tate & Co.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-12-22
STATE MEDICAL INSTITUTE.
Specialist.

Treats chronic, nervous and special
diseases. Having failed to get the
desired relief come and see US. and
II We don't relieve you Of your trou.
BILE, it won't cost you q cent.
M. NJ. Block, Room Z.
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These are the DAYS when the suburban
real estate agents horse awakes from his
lonR hibernation and lives life OF mad ex-
element. He is ready to meet you at the
railroad station and whirl you about over
the smooth gray macadam from house to
house-the same being ITO Let'-just to
demonstrate that nothing Is too much
trouble when the business In hand is to
entlce q city dweller away from his idols
10 the restful shades Of Smalltown.
Prosperity is apt to have curious effect
On the average man. II he has spent his
saving days in the country II often makes
him banker for fling at the town. and IL
be has always dwelt in close city quarters
he Ia likely to dream OF opulence in the
country. Hence it is that good times will
produce a sort Of interchange OF popula-
ton between city and country-and these
are. indeed. good times.
This il the height Of the renting season
IN al the great territory that pays tribute
70 New York, reaching up the Hudson, out
on both shores Of Long Island, across 10
Staten Island and over on the Jersey hills.
The came activity that for two or three
wars has cheered the heart OF the real
estate investor and the dealer who executes
his commissions il again manifest. Good
houses in good places fad ready takers and
those that are not 30 good fare almost as
we'll.
For man who can afford to pay rental
Of $50 a month or more the choice OF dwell
hss 10 becoming more inviting with each
succeeding year. The taste in architecture
which twenty years ago turned madly to
the gingerbread designs OF the good Queen
Anne has run the course OF that fever and
purified itself. Simpler and nobler things
have become the vogue and have asserted
themselves to such an extent that the face
q tho country Is already vastly modified
end improved by them.
Remembering the boxlike houses with
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In order to come out even. a person NOV
ing from a city apartment to a suburban
house should effect an economy Of about
rs per cent In his rent account. II he has
been paying $50 month for an apartment
he would be wise In getting house for $50,
and SIS would be wiser still. There will
he other demands for that $50 or SIS which
he. perhaps. has not foreseen.
The first and most immediate apparent
item Of additional expense will be the COM
muter's railroad ticket, costing from IS to
$40 a month. according to the distance from
New York Of the place where he has planted
his vine and fg tree. In the same category
will come the fifty-trip family ticket, and
oh! how surprisingly often will it have to
be renewed. for from IS to si2. under the
hankering Of your wife and your daughters
and their sisters and cousins and guests
for a sight Of the metropolis which they
have abandoned.
Here in New York will they still shop
and visit and entertain themselves, and
the price OF their railroad fares will be
only a small part Of the penalty which you
will pay for a home in New Jersey or
Westchester county.
Charge up also a goodly sum to your
furniture account Houses with three or
four floors are far more expensive to equip
than the tiny apartments OF New York.
There are more floors to be carpeted. more
windows to be curtained, more chairs and
tables and pictures to be bought more
beds and dresssrs to be provided.
Think earnestly. but not disoonsolately,
Of the coalbin and the goldman, whom
you have ever known in the city. There
is no janitor in the country to send you
more heat on winter days. And forget
not the iceman. for there is no frigid
chamber in the wall Of the suburban
house.
Perhaps your provisions, the meat and
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Patsey OBrien, or Schmidt, or Heirner-
dinger. When you tack any such label on
an Indian you make him ridiculous among
his own race. and the laughing stock OF the
whites.
The Indian Is essentially a, creature OF
tradition. His name Ia the result OF some
act which has made him famous with his
people. Indian women In their untutored
way worship these men for what they have
done, and when some Bill Jones goes to
the tepee Of a dusky maiden to oner her
his hand she will give him the moccasln
where it will hurt, and then Bill Jones VIII
shake the nomenclature given him BY the
Paleface Jones In Washington, and put up
his tribal totem. So while he may draw
rations as Bill Jones, in tho tepee and on
the reservation he will be Young-Man.
Wth-Heart-on-his-Slee or Hole-in-the.
Shirt, as the case may be.
Il would like to see my race get up TO the
front. would like to see them instructed
In the Order Of the Bath. and the hair
cut, and other things. But you can no
more change the names he has been laughs
to glory In than you can teach him to gus
walking pigeon-toed, and no amount OF
civilization or religion can ever break him
OF that habit. I would like a Govern.
ment Job. but / would hate to undertake
the one that Paleface Jones has on his
hands in changing Indian names.
Don't you see where Paleface Joness
plan will round up? II he insists on Indians
marrying under plain names, the Indian
women won't have II, and then there will
be that race suicide. among Indians ae
least. that President Roosevelt has written
about
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THE INDIANS NAME.
4 New YORK Half.Blood on Commissioners
JOnes's Proposed Change.

J0nes's Proposed Change.
Ahalf-blood Indian OF the seventh genera
ton who comes down to New York twice
q year. once to get orders for moccasins
and baskets, and once to deliver his goods,
and whose tepee IL In the northern part OF
the State, was hero few days ago. He
was told that Indian Commissioner Jones
had decided to take away from Indians
their hyphenated nomenclature and sub
stituts plain names. For instance. Rain
in-the-Face u 70 become John Brown, and
% on.
Jones IL the man who issued the order
compelling Indians to get their hair cut
amt he'' asked the upstate descendant
Of Mohawk chief. And when answered in
the Affirmative he went on:
you can make q tolerably good soldier
out Of some Indians. You can make .
bully good football player out Of q good
many. You can teach an Indian to read
and write. You can persuade him to wear
store clothes. But hen be an Indian whom
you get through with him.
Mr.. Palefaoe Jones may not know. The
Indian Is very fond Of his squaw. and no
matter how much OF o SLOUGH a squaw may
be, she has got little Of that In her nature
which white women call sentiment. And
she has q weakness for names.
sShe likes her buck 70 have some high.
sounding name, like Young Man With-the-
Eagle Glance, or Chief With-the- Antelope
Gait, or Arrow-Flight. A squaw viii never
be woocd and won by Jim Jones or George
Washington. She simply won't have Y.
have no objection TO these names myself,
but know what Indian women are.
II Mr. Paleface Jones In going to change
the naYnes OF all the Indians he will run out
Of E,ill Joneecs, and Dick Smiths and Tom
Browns, and after while he will be clubbing
some young chief with a four-ply title.
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the groceries. will come higher there than
here-it will depend upon where you 60.
In any case. your household bills will prob
ably be larger, because one OF the chief
pleasures Of having a whole house OF
your own IL to entertain your friends
more extensively. to have them with
you not for single meal but
for q day or q week at a time. Hos
pitality has led many . man into ex-
travagance.
The lawn will need trimming. the walks
will require care. the garden must be tended
In summer. The snow must be shovelled
away 10 winter.
Add to all that has been enumerated the
temptation to Join golf clubs, tennis clubs.
athletic clubs, country clubs and other
social organisations and you add to the
allurements which may easily draw more
money from your purse.
You may even be tempted to 90 to church
and hire whole pew for your family
they do such things in the country far more
than here.
And 90 the charges multiply. Taking
theee things into consideration, n Is per
cent. OF city rental too much to allow for
them' k IL not, rather, too littief
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require an outlay Of $4,000. a. did the ono
that h pictured on this page. Another
mi ght easily b built for one-third that sum
which would be as purely Colonial and az
fine In its lines a. this It ID equally obvious
that the English country house design
used in another illustration would serve
as well for a dwelling Of three times the
value.
It is common saying that the man who
moves from the city to the country will ex-
pect more for his money whom he makes tho
change-and undoubtedly he will get more
In room and comfort and freedom. per-
hape In health.
But that he will spend less for his living
Is not the usual experience. and he who
contemplates such a removal may as well
expect a readjustment rather than re-
duction OF expenses. City and country
both have their financial advantages and
disadvanta ges. which pretty nearly balance
one another in the long run.
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Mapsard roofs and the even uglier monde
script type that preceded the Queen Anne
revival il Is not hard to understand why
for a time there was an excess OF
ornamentation about American country
dwellings. II was simply a reaction. a
revolt.
And the styles that now prevail are in
their way a reaction. too, but not so violent.
and based upon something better than a
distaste for the existing order. They range
from the stately Colonial through the
severely beautiful English type to the
rich patterns of Moorish architecture
and the endless variations Of the modern
cottage.
Each has its appropriate place, and there
n ioy In the heart Of the owner or occupant
Who can provide his ideal with suitable
surroundings. Over on the Jersey high
land shore, commanding the lower bay, Is
q Moorish house OF dark, rich-co-
ored plaster that fits into the land
scape as well as the cliffs upon which II
stands.
Twenty miles back in the same State, on
q wooded knoll with long approach. rises
q Colonial mansion not unlike the one that
helps to illustrate this article, and II also
h a. harmonious with its environment as
the trees and the fields themselves. Each
house was placed with a rare sense Of the
fitness OF things.
Twenty-Five or thirty years ago both
would have been tall. forbidding, Mansard-
rooted; twenty years ago both would have
been cut and patched into that bewildering
and meaningless thing Queen Anne cottage.
BY 70 much then have we gained in the fight
Of time-that not infrequently the simplicity
and nobility OF the forms that depend upon
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ENGLISH COUNTRY HOUSE.

to confer with the Minister. Of Finance
regarding a plan to revise the currency
system Of that country. Mr.. Conant.
treasurer Of the Morton Trust Company,
accompanied him. Prof. jerks, before he
following statement:
am ofthe opinion that the plans suggested
by tho Mexican Govern ment by which sta.
between silver and eold -pslnc countries will
be carried out. while a the same time silver
employed In that country Silver Will be
kept al par By careful Government control
OF the amount coined. by gold exchange uDoa
IN some Of the leading financial centres. ana
possibly by other means.
there seems to be no question a. 10 the
ability CO Mexico TO carTy out TINS pan.
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proyided the Government ultimately decides
u adopt H. At the present time Mexico 10 IN
a sound financial condition. and aside from
standard everything seems TO be promotlys
OF further prosperity. he Government. By
means Of subs,des TO railroads, by iayorable
harbor improvements and otherwise. has
done very much within late years TO encourage
seems every reason 70 believe that this liberal
policy win be continued.
The late fall In the price OF silver. has, Of
10 many other enterprises Of which the con
tracts wore made for long perlods Such
enterprises will be greatly benefted by
change In the monetary system which would
fx a par Of exchange and thus remove this
speCulatlve feature from business.
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NExICOs MONETARY PROBLEM.
Pref. Jsnks, VINO Investigated II, Says Il Il
IN q Fair way Of Solution.

ITHACA, N. Y, April 2.-Prof. Jeremiah
jerks, head Of the department Of political
economy OF Cornell University. who last
year toured the world at the instance Of
the United States Government ~ a none
tary expert. making q special study Of the
ppooetAry conditions OF the Philippine
Islands and China, returned from Mexico
to-day, after having made q special study
" the Mexican monetary situation for
the i.ast month. Prof. jerks went TO
Nexieo at the request Of that Government