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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Finish PLAYING War.

The war game is over, and the ships
have sailed away and the soldiers
have packed their kits and journeyed
back to their barracks. A lot of pow
der was burnt lot of excitement was
caused, for noise always creates ex-
element, even though it be nothing
more than small boy beating on a
tin pan. There was lot of skirmish-
ing about and theoretical sinking of
vessels and blowing up of forts. and
that's all. Now d couple of long re-
ports will be made to the different de-
partments. There were eight umpires
and twenty-five, observers, and they
must get their heads together and de-
eide whether the army or the navy
made the better showing
Post,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Republican Jinooism.

The suggestion that this country
give its moral support to a revolution
in Panama, so as to enable this coun-
try to construct the canal without ref
erenee to Colombia, is in line with
some of the jingo utterances and pol
icies of the Republican party. Already
one or two leading political lights have
signif1ed their willingness to counte-
nance such a plan To foment or en-
courage a revolution in Panama would
be the acme of. political insanity, but
then in these Strenuous days one is
not certain what the administration
will do.-Pittsburg Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
How the Dollar Was STEAMED

PEKIN, Sept. 4.-Telegrams received
from Port Arthur give details of the re-
ported recent stopping of the steamer
Stanley Dollar, owned by an American,
by Japanese gunboat as the steamer
was attempting to enter Yongampho,
at the mouth of the Yalu river, Korea,
to load lumber from the Russian con-
cessions on that river. The Japanese
did not forcibly oppose the vessels en-
tering the port, but protested strongly
against her taking lumber on board on
the ground that Yongampho was not
an open port.
The captain of the Stanley Dollar
telegraphed to the Russia company at
Tien Tsin, which had chartered the
Stanley Dollar, that the japanese were
preventing him from loading. He ultf-
mately loaded and the vessel is now
supposed to be on her way to Dalny.
1t is not known whether the Japanese
commander acted on his own RESPONSE
bility or on instructions from his gov
eminent
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05

is the other class of securities; repre-
properties. We mentioned some of
these by name. They are no bubbles.
They have not been exploited. They
are mostly railroad systems of great
age and magnitude, traversing wen de-
veloped sections, sure of profits and:
dividends, worth more teday.fhan yes
terday and more next year than this.
They, too, have felt the drain of their
life blood. The fall of their securities
is real loss to thousands of nom
speculative investors: representing
not water, but substantial, earned val
ues. Their decline is not natural but
forced. 1t is explained by the assault
upon business interests, legitimate as
well as illegitimate, under which in
vestment has practically ceased. 1t is
not explained in any other way. by
prophet or camp follower.
These are not matters of politics or
personalities or private interest. They
have nothing to do with the checkered
careers of newspapers; and there is
not one among those that have risen to
scott which has not past of its own
equal to the exigencies of half a dozen
problem plays; not one which has not,
as the theatrical people say, its IAN
gel" They are issues of fact, of great
public moment, proper for rational and
manly consideration. Thus Til e
G o be has treated and will continue
to treat Them Meantime the real ques-.
ton has been stated, and we await
somebody who can speak to it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
ThouqhtIess of the Governor.

On the supposition that Gov. Yates
will receive an answer to each of the
100000 letters he sends out, that the
average time occupied in reading each
answer will be one minute and that
he can devote ten hours day to the
work, it will take him 500 days to
complete the job. Before the end of
that time his successor will have been
inaugurated. The governor did not
think of the scheme soon enough
Chicago Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Among the Merrymakers
Linear Measure.

A Northern sportsman went alligator
hunting in Florida, and. as often happens
with the uninitiated, he got lost 1t was
near night and he was at loss what
to do. Presently he met a man riding a
COW.
Can you tell me how far it is to Mi
amir
WAL. I reckon it's about two whoops,"
the man answered.
"TWo-what?"
The man seemed to take this as chaI-
longing his veracity, for he looked ques-
tioningly at the palmettoes and prickly
pears beside the path, then began to
scratch his head
'Pr'aps hit may be a snatch furder,"
he admitted. "but I low hit amt moren'
two whoops an holler. Indianapolis
Journal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
TODAY'S WEATHER.

Mtnnesota-Fair and warmer Saturday:
Sunday fair, warmer in eastern portion:
light variable winds, becoming northeast
and fresh.
Wisconsin-Fair Saturday and Sunday;
warmer Sunday in western portion; light
variable winds, becoming southeast.
South Dakota-Warmer Saturday. with
showers in western portions Sunday, prob
ably fair.
North Dakota-Fair and warmer Satur-
day; Sunday fair
Iowa-Fair Saturday; Sunday fair;
warmer.
Upper Michigan-Fair Saturday and
Sunday; light variable winds
Montana-Fair Saturday; Sunday show
erS and cooler
ST. Paul Yesterdays temperatures,
taken by the United States weather bu-
reau, st. Paul, w. E. Oliver observer, for
the twenty four hours ended at o'clocS
last night-Barometer corrected for tenn
perature and elevation. Highest tempera-
ture, Ga; lowest temperature, So average
temperature, 81; daily range, IA; harome-
ter, 1922; humidity, "a; precipitation, o;
p. m. temperature, So; p. m. wind,
northwest; weather, clear.
Yesterdays Temperatures:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
FIRST REUNION OF
ARMY SOCIETIES NEAR
Dedication of Sherman Statue VIII
Bring Them Together in October.

WASHINGTON, D. c., Sept. 4. -
Gen. H. V. Boynton has issued a cir
cular to members of the Society of the
Army of the Cumberland, informing
them that the next reunion of the So
ciety will be held in Washington on
Oct 14-16. and that the society viii
participate in the dedication of the
statue of Gen. w T. Sherman on Oct.
10. The headquarters of the society
will be at the Shoreham hotel and the
first business meeting will be held
there on Oct IA. at 10 o'clock in the
forenoon. The annual public exercises
will occur Wednesday evening. The
speaker viii be Gen. Gates P. Thurs
ton. The dedication OF the Sherman
statue will be the first reunion of the
great army societies since the war.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Hunoary's Crisis.

BUDAPEST. Hungary, Sept. 4.-The
emperor has charged NJ. Lukacs. for
merly minister of finance, with the
formation of a cabinet. 1t is under
stood that no concessions will be made
to the extremists on the language
question. The political crisis in Hun
gary, which has now lasted for a long
time, arose out of a number of Hun
garian national demands, particularly
for the recognition of the Hungarian
language as the one. to be used Off
cially in the Hungarian army.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Surprise in Cotton.

LIVERPOOL, Sept. 4.-The news
from Lagos, British West Africa, that
the development of the cotton trade In
the interior of that part of Africa was
so great that the local railroad officials
had been obliged to run extra trains in
order to bring down the large supplies
to the coast, surprised the cotton inter-
ests here, cotton growing in West AZ
rica being still regarded as in the ex-
perfmental stage. Thirty tons of cot
ton from Lagos arrived in the Mersey
this week and was pronounced to be of
excellent quality
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05

news saw that the statement made
would cause a stir.
Gen. King was not misquoted. If he
has changed his mind, or if he said
more than he intended to say, that is
his affair The Globe quoted the
speaker correctly and, in common with
other newspapers. interpreted his re-
marks literally.
So far as TIL e G 10 b e is concerned.
Gen. King has no grievance and his dis
-avowal of the sentiments attributed to
him is altogether his affair. TIL e
Clio re is not reponsible for Gen.
Kings estimate of the Eastern soldier.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
The CARVING of the Pie.

To the Editor of the Sun-Sir: In reply
to New Englander," who desires an an
sWer to his question of who should carve
the pie?' the solution is simple, if one
from an experience of six weeks or mar
ried life.
l take it his particular pies are 'home-
perative; and who is more fitted for such
job than the husband?-204 Weeks Mar
ried.-New York Sun
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
ART THERE, OLD TRuEPENNY7

Mr.. Chamberlain is losing his grip.
Whatever he may not lay claim to, he
has possessed originality. 1t is this
very agility of his that has kept his
enemies constantly on the jump. The
slow British intellect never caught up
with him. And now he is detected in
using the very stalest of all stale de-
vices Criticised by the Golden club
for his tariff proposals. he answers that
it is well understood that this organi-
cation is supported mainly by foreign
ers, whose interest it is to see that
Great Britain's system of free i'm
ports is not changed.
This is the very old gentleman of our
familiar acquaintance, except that he
gets off the other foot foremost. Have
we not heard for years of this same
Golden club as subsidizer instead Of
subsidized? The echoes of the accusa-
ton are still abroad in our land. For
generations every man in this country
who spoke for lower tariff duties has
been said to be bought with Brisish
gold" Our Republican friends have in
formed us with all seriousness thatEthe
Golden club had unlimited millions at
it's command all furnished by the man
ufacturers of Great Britain, to bride the
American freeman to descend to the
paltry level Of free trade. The true
tc n n
the devout church member does the
most vital article of his creed.
And now we must look at the Golden
club in an entirely new light. An Eng
mere American can about this ancient
organization, it's resources and its mo-
tives. And an Englishman of the high
est political standing assures us that
it is supported by contributions from
those interests in other countries.
America of course included. which de-
sire to prevent Great Britain from
coming into the enjoyment of the in
Vulnerable blessings of the protective
system.
The Golden club is thus exalted to
the position of a great clearing house
for international bribery. These esti-
mabIe British subjects, who have been
carrying on a propaganda under the
name of their great leader, are utterly
iniquitous and should be hailed before
The Hague tribunal and instantly sup
pressed as hostile to international NOR
ais. Into their Golfers flows a constant
stream of British guineas, to buy votes
for free trade in the United States and
of American eagles to buy votes for
the continuance of free trade in Great
Britain. Now we know what disturbs
the rate of foreign exchange, and
where the balance of trade goes to.
The Golden club lets itself be baited
by Mr.. Chamberlain, and replies indig-
nantly to his aspersion, just as 1t used
to take pig Iron" Kelley seriously, and
give forth it's receipts and expendi-
lures to show that it had not furnished
Democratic campaign funds. It is an
ed Britons ought not to take it too Sc
riously. In this country we are rather
well pleased with the masquerade of
our ancient friend in his new costume;
for there is a glorious old tariff fight
billed for production next season, and
we do not think now that the Golden
club and British goId'' can be an
nouneed for their customary part.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
They Sound Alike.

Mr. Depew's piteous plant in 1898
that the talk of war with Spain ''hurt
stocks" has an echo in England, where
anything looking to. action against the
Turk is sternly deprecated because it
has tendencysto impair value of
Turkish bonds. The Jingle of the
guinea and theGeelink of the dollar are
very much alike. Chicago Chronicle.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Troops MAY stop eambIina.

BERLIN, Sept. 4.-The local gen.
darmie of the little district of Alien
burg Neutral MoresneD appeared I'M
willing to forcibiy close the gambling
Casino, as jointly ordered by Prussia
and Belgium. If the proprietors con-
tinue to disregard the order it is said.
troops from both states will occupy
the neutral territory and stop roulette
DIaying.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
His Private Znn

Smith-Come and go with me to the ZOO
Jones-No, thank. you. I'll stay at
home My oldest daughter does the kan
CARGO walk, my second daughter talks
like parrot, my son laughs like hyena.
my wife watches me like a hawk, my
cook is as cross as a bear, and my moth
er-in-law says I'm an old gorilla When
go anywhere want a change.-Wasp.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Never Got Even.

Dodgers-Let's cross over. There comes
a man 1 don't care to meet
RodgeFs---What's he ever done to you?
''Oh, nothing, except he stuck a knife
into me once, about two years ago"
''Whew! And didn't you ever get even
with him?'
''Never did; that's the trouble 1t was
a surgical operation and the bill is still
unpaid. Kansas City Journal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Arrested for Enticina Girls.

BERLIN, Sept. A man asserting
that he is an American and a priest,
named Guielinski. arrived at Gleiwitz.
Poland recently with six girls, who, it
is alleged, he was taking to a convent
in st. Louis. with the object of foster
ing Polishism. He had an American
passport and papers showing he had
studied the priesthood. The man was
arrested under the paragraph in the
emigration law forbidding the enticing
of Young girls out of the country.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Teddy Couldn't Resist.

Three warships have been ordered to
proceed to Beirut under full steam be-
cause, according tosthe latest reports,
an American vice Iconsul came near
being hit by some jewellers fireworks.
Has it occurred to anybody that the
sultan of Turkey is being made the
target of a pyreteehnical display at
Oyster Bay?-New York Daily News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Science VS.. Business.

Phrenologist-There is man out of his
proper sphere. His head betokens high
intellectual and spiritual qualities, yet h.
is spending his time behind a grocer's
counter. Sir Ito the grocer, 1 wish to
ask you question; Have you any aspira-
Grocer calling to clerk)-John, have we
any aspirations?
Clerk-All out, sir. Have some in the
last of the week.-Kansas City Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05

If Sir Thomas can't get along with
out visiting us intent on conquest he
might bring over a baseball team and
demonstrate the true theory of the
game to US. We have a lot of old cups
and pennants lying about loose.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05

The trust may find no warrant in
the Scriptures, even as David B. Hill
has discovered. but if there was such
warrant the modern magnate would be
much more inclined to repose his trust
in Jersey. charter than in the pro-
nouncement of the sacred writers.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05

ing after the scalp of Secretary Shaw
the bankers did not take into consid-
Grafton the fact that they would have
to run counter to the wishes of Mrs.
Secretary Shaw, who will, no doubt,
tell something about their past lives to
the newspapers.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Gibbons Not to Be Expelled.

PARIS. Sept. A report published
by the Patrie that the government
might expel Cardinal Gibbons from
France. owing to his alleged state
ments to the Breton and other French
clergy, is officially pronounced to be
false and absurd. The government Of
ficers express Indignation at such a
careless use of the cardinals name.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
OFFICERS TOO DARING.
Seven Hundred Men Concerned in the
Plot in Servia.

BELGRADE, Sept. A number of
officers of the Nish and other garri-
sons in Servia have been arrested in
connection with the issuance of the
proclamation demanding the court
martial of those who We're concerned in
the assassination of King Alexander
and Queen Draga. 1t was announced
that group of officers of Nish garri-
son decided to kill all the conspirators
concerned in the palace assassinations
and that many officers of other garrf-
sons Joined them.
1t is stated that 700 officers were
concerned The leaders We're Capts.
PESTS and Zolowitz.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Same Old Soma.

By patronfzipg press clipping bu-
reau Gov. Yates might secure an ex-
preston of opinion from the country
at large at a much less expense. and
the general tenorio it would be about
the Same.-C hieago Tribune
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Not Quite Five Years.

A British paper advises Sir Thomas
to quit before his cup aspirations be
come a jest" This disposes of the
theory that it takes British editor
five years to see the beginning of
joke.-Denver Republican.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
PERSONAL MENTION.

Mrs Fred c. Hubbell. wife of the Des
Moines street railway owner and capital
list. with her son, is at the Ryan.
At the Windsor-H. w. DooIittle and
wife, Worthington; Thomas E. Hill, Du-
luth; Fred Dennis, Crookston; E. S. Da-
Wis, Winona; F. Fox and wife, William
Firth, Amy l.. Lowry, Morgan; D. NJ
Eachlin and wife, Hibbing; Lillian Mayer,
Glencoe; E. r. Hills, w. r. Hills, NJ r.
Hills, Redwood Falls; A. G. Renard, Cass
Lake; William c. Fraser, Rochester.
Ryan-O. j. Diehl. Duluth; C. w Rich
ardson. Crookston; H. z. Storms, Du-
luth; Mrs. A. e. Fuller. Mrs. o. F. Baker
Shell Lake; George A. Potter. Duluth;
1. j. Dickson. Lamberton; Mrs. Mary
Barnes, Duluth; William F. Hubbard,
Buffalo; j. W. Mason, Fergus Falls
Merchants-Paul Hoof, Winona; A c..
Kyle. Brainerd; A. P. Stolberg, Center
City; w. G. Cannon and wife. Winona;
F. E. Stan, Tracy; A. r. James. Winona;
II. N Storms, Albert Lea; James Hurst,
Hastings.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
At St. Paul Theaters

Chauncey Olcott will close his profit
able engagement at the Metropolitan
with today's matinee and evening per-
Torrance of Terence the new play
which has been so we'll received The
drama has done a record-breaking
business throughout the engagement.
The rural drama, "'Way Down
East" will return to the Metropolitan
opera house, st. Paul, tomorrow even
ing. This celebrated play has been
acted constantly by three companies
since 1897, and it is still one of the
most successful in it's power to draw
larger audiences than any play now
before the public. Over 800 perform
ances of "'Way Down East" have been
given in New York, 206 in Boston, 211
in Chicago and 1875 in Philadelphia, and
an engagement is to be played in each
of these cities the coming season The
company which will appear here next
week is virtually the same as seen
hitherto, comprising Phoebe Davies,
Robert Fisher, Uric Collins. J. H.
Bunny, Sara Stevens, Ella Hugh Wood,
Marion Chapman and others. The en-
gagement is for one week; the matt
nees will be on Wednesday and Sat
urday, with special matinee Monday
Labor day.
"The Princess Chic" Kirke La
Shelie's comic opera, will conclude it's
engagement at the Grand with a matt
nee today at 2:30 and a performance
tonight at S:15. Miss Vera MicheIena,
the prima donna, deserves praise for
her clever performance of the title role.
the costuming is attractive and the
large chorus Of pretty girls. adds much
to the success Of the entertainment.
Improbabilities. 1t is asserted, are
never allowed to mar the dramatic
value of THE Price of Honor" which
is to be next weeks attraction at the
Grand, beginning tomorrow night The
play Is melodrama, with its scene of
action located in New York city.
The engagement of the Trocadero
company, which has filled a satisfac-
tory week at the Star, will close this
evening. At the matinee tomorrow
the Blue Ribbon Girls BurIesque COM
pany will begin a weeks engagement
at the popular vaudeville house.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05

Aguinaldo advises his compatriots
to give up gambling. But is there to-
be no more cakes and ale for the Fill
Pine because Aggy has been brought to
view the chicken fight with Boston
csc eve?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Cruel. ST. Louis.

st. Louis has adopted compulsory
bathing as method of Kidding the city
of tramps. A new Shrek from Erving
Winslow about the water torture is
now in order.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
Too Many Foreign Students.

BERLIN, Sept. 4.-Infuential news
papers and magazines are urging the
government to limit the number Of
foreigners instructed in the German
technical high schools, or more prop
erly technical universities, which are
oVercrowded
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
HorsepIax Much Preferred

Country people are beginning to think
that though horseplay may be objectiona-
pie to persons of refined susceptibilities. it
is far less harassing to the nerves than
automobile play.-Washington Times
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05

Wasn't the proclamation of a gen.
era; insurrectiona on the part of the
Macedonian central government little
bit in the line of supererogation?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05

1t appears almost, certain that it will
not be necessary to take up a sub
scription to tide the Minnesota State
Fair association over the winter.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05

If Prof. Lansieys air ship didn't
carry excess baggage in the form of
government subsidy it might stay up.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-09-05
WASHINGTON time q p. m. St. PauD.
rise. Fall.

The Mississippi will remain about sta
tienary in the vicinity of ST. Paul during
the next thirty-six hours.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1903-01-09
Division in a Church.

Webster City is in an uproar over
a division in st. Thomas Aquinas'
church. brought about by certain re-.
marks made in a sermon at one of the
Christmas masses BY reason of these
remarks K. e. Lyons, member of the
church and congregation, claims he
has been libeled. The church has
taken sides, and a big row has been
stirred up. In the sermon referred to,
Father O'Brien stated from the altar
that a member of the congregation
had contributed but 15 cents in the
collection which was being taken for
the seminary. He then proceeded to
scathingly denounce the giver, though
not mentioning his name. Later the
father intimated to Mr.. Lyons that he
was the one to whom reference was
made. No secrecy, SO it is said, was
made Of the fact that Lyons was the
man referred to. Mr.. Lyons denied
that he had contributed but is cents,
and asked the priest to retract his
defamatory remarks. This Father
O'Brien refused to do, hence the up
roar and division in the church. Mr..
Lyons feels that his reputation in the
community has suffered. and proposes
to bring the matter before Archbishop
Keane Of Dubuque. He claims to have
given 35 cents.