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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-09-10

LA SALLE, Ill. Leroy
Smith, 18-letnia kobieta, cd
trzech tygodni iona pe}nego
nadziei m1odziana, zmar{a. W
szpitalu Fanny Maryi wsku-
tex %kryminalnej operacyi ma
niej dokonanej. DR.. Frank M.
English oskarzny O dokona-
ME niecnej operacyi i aresz-
towany pod oskarzeniem
morderstwa, pope}ni} samo-
b6jstwo W wiezieniu W Men
dota. Niejaka Ed. Mowery
:znajduje sic W wiezieniu pod
.oskarzeniem wsp6ludzialu W
tel zbrodni.
DR.. English lat Sc, by}
:znanym lekarzem dokofa,
praktykowal cd lat 30i mia1
.liczna klientele. Posiada} pie
kne mieszkanie, mial zone,
.dwie doros{e c6rki i majatek
.szacowany ma 100000.
PAM Mowery, kobieta sre-
.dniego wieku, polaczona jest
2 Acknowledgements familia'
mi " okolicy. Zmarla Smith
by}a, c6rka Taylora, zamozne'
go ~obywatela. Zmarla by}s
nadzwyczajnej urody Gle
szyla sic szeroka popularno
5cia. Malzefstwo jej Z Smith NTH
en- bylo zawarte Wbrew w N'
rod1zicielskie
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-09-10

CHICAGO. Meza1ek postal
karte okretowa pc swoja ma
rzeczona do Europy, a gdy
tn przyby}a wyda1 ma MIA O.
kolo 800 i mia1 sic wkr6t-
ce odbyt Stub; przypadklem
narzeczona spostrzeg}a, re jej
wybrany wypi1 kieliszek w6d-
XII, oswiadczy1a vice stanow-
czo, re "a niego ME. wyjdzie.
Zrozpaczony mlodzian udai
sic do sadu szukat sprawie-
dliwosci ma d~ziewczyne kt6-
ra go doszczetnie zruj-.
nowa1a. w sadie d~ziewczyna
oswiadczy}a, re wtedy Wyj-
die "a Mezalka, gdy sic wy
rzecze pic w6dki ma zawsze.
Ch}opak rad ME rad, musia1
us}uchac swej energicznej
bogdanki, lecz czy jejE dotrzy-
ma s}owa p6zniej - watplc
nalezy...
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-09-10
IA POI CENY
DO CHICAGO
II

koleja North-W esten. Tykiety ex-
kursyjne sprzedawane bedae = censs I.
iednej ja.dy "a tykiet zwrotny 26,IH
81 i 90 WrzeSnia, z ograniczeniem
do powrotu do 5 Pazdziernika
wlaczzie. Poslijcie znaczek pocz-
tony do w. B.. Kniskern, Passen-
ger Traffic, Manager, Chicago, al
bo pytajcie u agenta sprzedajaacego
tykiety, 0 }adny stuletn, opis Chi
cage u1ywany pr1ez kolej North
Western rozrzutnie ilustrowany
podaje take program tygodnioweggo
obchodu, list odnoszacy sic do his
storyii z~aloienia Chicago, GRAZ sto..,'
sunek kolei Y pre-
mysle DO postepa 1hiasta. Q bl li,l,,s
ssas6lypy satbw kolei
=, :
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-09-10

|jedno dziewcze, q dziesiec
Ichlopc6w, m~ianowicie, ze to
jnajmlodsze dziecko, a do mai
mlodszego ~najwiecej macie-
rzyhskie lgnie SERGE.
Tvs bardzo madra!
rozsmial sic MAJ, tvs bar
!dzo madra j cheese koniecz-
|nie postaWic ma swojem, ale
tax predko ME p6jdzie j AMI
dis, ami jutro ME da sic zro-
!bic. Jutro rychlo music sic
wybrac W droge - patrz, juz
towar W tfomoczku zapako-
wany ~ "a try dni dopiero
powr6ce, a do tego czasu mo-
zemy sic mad tenn namyslic,
kto drugiemu ustapi. A to-
raz dobranoc, DO juz dziewia-
ia godzina, jutro rych1o mu-
SEE bye ma nogach!
= Spij z Bogiem! cd
rzek1a Anna. = Zawsze po-.
miedzy nami by}a jednosc j
zgoda, to tez O to, czy chic
piec czy dziewcze, ME por6z-
nimy sic nigdy. Obudz mnie.
tylko, gdybym ME slysza1a
dzwon6w ma pacierze, abym
ci przygotowa}a ciep}a polew-
Ike, DO rano mrozno!
- Me miej obawy, bonn
delikatny! Ale ola ciebie czas,
abys dosta}a ma}a ~dziewczyn-
Ike, DO widocznie potrzeba ci
piesci6. @...5
W kilka chwil potem zaga-
s1a lampka.w izdebce szewca.
(Ciag dalszy nastapi):
MA ,TARGOWISKU.
CHOP: lie ma lat ia SKA
pa?
Zyd: Szedem rok6w. !,
CHOP: Do licha, wyglada
ma wiecej.
Zyd: Ia co ME ma wygla-
dacz, juzcic wiglada, DO una
jeszcze chce lie d}uzej.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-09-10

NEW YORK.. Henry F. Ed
son 80 letni mezczyzna zabi{
pania Fannie Pullen, i nastep-
ME sam p~ope}ni} samob6j-
stwo. Tragedya ia mia1a miej-
see W domu Edson'a. T. Ed
son kocha} sic ma zab6j W
mezatce Fannie Pullen, kt6-
ra r6wniez umia}a MI sic od-
wzajemnic - choc mia}a swe-
go meza i dwoje dzieci. Obie
rodziny mieszka}y pod jed
nym dachem wiec O schadz-
Ike trudno ME by}o. Edison
do tego stopniajuz doszed}, re
z rewolwerem W reku kiedy
PAM Pullen by}a W jego domu
prosi1 ia i zaklina} ably z MIN
uciek}a, DO d}uzej bez niej
rye ME moze, lecz pomimo
mi1osci W sercu ma przeszko-
die stane1o dwoje ma}ych
dzieci. Macierzy6stwo wzie}o
przewage imatka dzieci Cd
powiedzia1a re zostanie. Wten-
czas Edison wyja} revolver
i dwie kule wpakowa} W pa
MIA Pullen. Kobieta smiertel-
ME ugodzona pc kilku mi
nutach zycie zakonczy1a. Ed
son ma widok trupa, tym sa-
mym r~ewolwerem pozbawi}
sic zycia.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-09-10
RACYA.

- Dlaczego zwykle zegary
miejskie bywaja umieszczane
ma wysokich wiezach?
= Zapewnie dlatego, zeby
ich z1odzieje ME ukradli.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-09-10

2 Marshalltown, Ia, kt6ry
przybywszy do Peoria, zoczy{
urocza panne Mary Hufford
i TAXA zapala} do niej milo
scia, ze W przeciagu jednej
godziny oSwiadczy1 sic jej i
wzieli Stub. M1odzi NATION
kowie wyjechali sobie spedzlc
.miodowe miesiace do innego
miasta, lecz zaraz pierwsze]
nocy m}oda ma}zonka wysu-
ne}a sic cichaczem z hotelu,
a gdy przebudzony ma}zonek
wyirza1 oknem zobaczy} jak
jego. ~polowica umyka1a W
buggy" drugim mezczyz-
ma, Smiejac sic weso1o, gdyz
zabrala ,,mezowi" spora pacz-
lie banknot6w. P~okrzywdzo-
nv nowozeniec zada pomocy
policyjnej i przekona} sic, re
slubowac nagle to po... dja-
ble...
PAM John
Henderson i PAM William
Shaffer, poniosly smierf
wskutek poparzenia. Eksplo-
zya pieca gazowego byfa> przy-
czyna nieszczescia.
Co "a b6le! Co "a meczar.
lnie! O Beze! Kt6z przynie.
sic mi ulge? Kto! S1ynny
Pain Expeller Richtera, kt6'
~ " najkr6tszym czasie III
ge przynosi.. Ma reumatyzn
ii b6le nelrwowe ME masz nj
lepszego. Cena 25 j 50 cep'
TOW.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-09-10

w
Pewna kobieta powierzy1a
drugiej jakas %tajemnice i do
da1a:
= Ale prosze was, milcz-
Gle o tenn, ably sic o tenn
Mkt ME dowiedziaH
- Badzcie spokojni, ku-
moszko, bede milcza1a jak
wy.
DO JEDNEGO CE-
CHU
Jeden zamiatacz ulic sta,
nal z k~oneweczk4 pred
DANA, majaca wielki tren przy
sukni i powiedzial do niej:
MY obydwoje nalezymy DO,
jednego cechu. ia ulice skra-
.piam, a PAM ia zamiata:"
BARDZO SkUSZNIE.
Nauczyciel: ,,Dzieci, wy
stawcie sobie, ze osmioro 2
was otrzyma 48 jablek, 81
gruszki, 1856 sliwek, So czere-
sni i is melon6w. Co z was
|kazde dostanie??" Ch}opiec
jeden sic wyrywa: ia wien,
prosze pana Nauczyciela,
|dostanie - bolenie brzucha'.
w SADIE.
Sedzia do zlodzieja: Jak
~ moegle6lokraSc rodzonego
Ibrata?
prosze pana sedziego,
iak kto. chce,to wszystkossnI1aao'g
lie zrobie. ss
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-09-10

HIGHLAND LIGHT, Mass.
- Przystapiono tn do UREA
dzenia stacyi telegraf owania
bez drutu. Znajdowac sic o.
ma bedzie ma p6}nocnym
szczycie rezerwacyi ola latarh
morskich. Ska1a jest tam 40
stop wysoka, a .~postawiony
ma niej maszt sygna1owy be-
die posiada} 1870 stop wyso-
kosci. Jego czubek wznosic
sic przeto bedzie ma wyso-
kosci 800 stop mad poziomem
mora.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
Chinese Headaear.

In China the display and variety
Of headgear are something marvel
Gus. The higher classes wear on
nearly all occasions globular affair
made Of fine straw or split bamboo,
covered with yellow netting or silk.
On top is the button set in gold, Ell
ther red, blue or crystal, according
to the rank of the wearer. From
the base of the button d red silk
fringe, like an epaulet, falls over all
the surface Of the globe. From the
back Of the button, held by sim
pie continuance in gold and jade,
projects a thick bar of peacock's
feathers. Apart from their barbar-
ic splendor these mandarin hats are
light, cool and very comfortable.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
pewfaII of a Year.

Strictly speaking, dew does not
"fall." It is always formed upon
the substance upon which it is
found and cannot in any sense of
the word be said to ''fall" from the
atmosphere, as rain and snow do.
Dew is great respecter of colors.
To prove this take pieces of glass or
boards and paint them red, yellow,
green and black. Expose them at
night, and you will find that the yell
low will be covered with moisture,
that the green will be damp, but
that the red and the black will be
left perfectly dry. On an area of
land equal to the size of the state
of Missouri the amount of 'Sdewfall"
per annum would be 19,156,219,322
tons, counting the ton at 252 impe-
rial gallons.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
Relatives All Around.

An Englishman entered a Dublin
hotel with dog and attracted a
good deal of friendly interest from
an Irishman, who inquired what
kind of dog it was. The owner
looked the questioner insolently up
and down and then replied with q
drawl, S1t is across between an ape
and an Irishman."
"Faith, thin, we're both related
to it, )" was the ready retort. Lon
don Tit-Bits.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
FEATHERED cHoRIsTERs.
An Early Morning Musicale That En-.
Iivened Railroad Trip.


Iivened Railroad Trip.
Time, a. m. in the leafy month
Of June. Place, Pullman sleeper
in wooded ravine on the top of the
Allegheny mountains. The audi
enoe, all occupant of an upper berth.
A danger signal had been given up
the tracks. The brakes were set
tighter and tighter, the car became
turmoil of noises as the woodwork
ereaked as the brake shoes gripped
the wheels and racked the car from
end to end. The confusion of noises
from this putting on of the brakes
eliminated in one fierce crunch and
grind as the train came to dead
stop. For moment, just long
enough to notice, but too short to
measure, dividing line of imagi-
nary stiffness followed the war OF
friction, when out of the silence
came flooding in through the open
car ventilators such heavenly
chorus as one may hear but once in
lifetime upon this earth.
From out of the sylvan depths on
each side of the raVine came in upon
the still, cool morning air the notes
of a thousand feathered choristers,
each singing his own p@an of praise,
yet fitting into the great chorus like
single stone in a grand musical
mosaic.
The woodlands leafy aisles of ma
lures cathedral echoed and re-
echoed with the impid notes of the
thousands of feathered warblers,
each vying with the other in one
melodious burst of Orphean har-
mony.
Like the swell of the ocean on a
calm and peaceful day, the undulat-
ing melody gently rose and fell upon
the ear of the listener. So perfectly
blended were the notes of the tiny
warblers with the gentle whispering
Of the forest leaves as they shed the
dews of night upon the russell leaves
below that to distinguish any one
particular bird was impossible. How
long this chorus lasted | could not
say, for | was the sleeper who had
been suddenly awakened by the
change from motion to rest. It
may have been seconds, it may have
been minutes, that | enjoyed this
feathered chorus when the signal of
a clear track was given; then the
wheels turned, and, like pleasing
thought, the music passed into
memory never to be forgotten as the
cars again moved and closed the
hearing to all but the breathing of
the iron horse as it painted under
its snakelike burden. It was heav-
emily choir that once heard can never
be forgotten.-Forest and Stream.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18

DIR. Landry has no superior in diagnos
ing and treating diseases and deforn1ities
He will give $50 for any case that he can
not tell the disease and where located in
five minutes.
All durable medical and surgical dis
eases, acute and chronic catarrh, and
Special Diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat, Lung diseases, Early Con-
Sumption. Bronchitis, Bronchial Catarrh,
Constitutional Catarrh, Dyspepsia, Sick
Headache, Stomach and Bowel Troubles,
rheumatism, Neural ia, Sciatica, Bright's
Disease, Diabetes, Kieney, Liver, Bladder,
Prostate and Female diseases, Dizziness,
Nervousness, Indigestion, Obesity, Inter,
rupted Nutrition, Slow Growth in Chill
dren, and all wasting disease in adults.
Many cases of Deafness, Ringing in the,
Ears, Loss of Eyesight, Cataract, Cross
Eyes, ETC., that have been improperly
treated or neglected, can be easily re-
stored Deformities, Club Feet, Curva-
ture of the SPINE, Disease of the Brain,
Paralysis, Epilepsy, Heart Disease, Drop
Sores. Pain in the Bones, Granular En-
1argements and all long standing diseases
properly treated. Young, midd1e-aged
and old, single or married men and all
who suffer from lost manhood, nervous
debility, spermatorrhoea, semial losses,
sexual decay, failing memory, weak eyes,
stunted development, lack of energy,
impoverished blood, pirnples, impede
mentS to marriages; also blood and skin
diseases, Syphilis, Eruptions, Hair Fall
ing, Bone Pains, Swellings, Sore Throat,
Bladder troubles, Weak Back, burning
Urine, passing urine too otter, Gonorrhoea,
elect, Structure, receive searching treat
rnent, prompt relief and cure for 1lf
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
They Laughed Twice.

An eminent Scotch clergyman
happened to dine with some learned
lawyers Of the Edinburgh bar. he
appropriated to himself large dish
of crosses, upon which he fed vora-
ciously. Erskine, wishing to ad-
monish him for his discourtesy, re-
marked:
doctor, you remind me of Nebu-
chadnezzar in his degradation"
Just as this pet allusion was caus-
ing laughter from the legal lights
the reverend vegetable eater retort-
ed:
"Aye, do / mind ye O Nebuchad-
nezzar? Doubtless because | am
eating among the brutes."
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
The Growth of the Finger Nails.

The philosophy of the finger nails
is a most interesting study, simple
though it may appear at first sight.
It has been computed that the
average growth of the finger nails
is one-thirty second Of an inch per
week, or a little more than an inch
and a half per year. The growth,
however, depends to great extent
upon the rate of nutrition, and dur
ing periods of sickness it is I'M
doubtedly retarded.
It is understood to grow faster in
summer than in winter and differs
fon different fingers, being most rap
id in the middle finger and slowest
in the thumb and little finger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
april 11-Last May 49,
Summons.

STATE OF MINNESOTA
COUNTY OF STEVENS %
District Court, 10th Judicial District.
John NJ H. Olson and\
Lewis II. Olson. Plaintiffs
VS..
Frank Veogh, also all other
persons or parties I'm
known c1ain1in & anyright I Summons
title, estate, lien or inter
est in the real estate de-
scr1bed in the complaint
herein. Defendants.
The State of Minnesota to the above
named Defendants:
You are hereby summoned and
required to answer the complaint
of the plaintiff in the above entitled
action which complaint has been filed
in the office of the Clerk of said
District Court at the village of Morris, in
Stevens county, Minnesota, and to serve a
copy of your answer to said complaint
on the subscriber, at his office in the
village of Norris in said county of Stew
ems, within twenty 1901 days after the ser
vice of this sun mons upon you, exclusive
of the day of such service. Ana if you
fail to answer the said complaint within
the time aforesaid. the plaintiffs in this ac-
ton will apply to the Court for the relief
demanded in said complaint and for
jud gment accordingly together with
plaintiffs costs and disbursements
herein.
Dated April End A D. 1903
VIII c. BICKNELL,
Plaintiffs Attorney, Morris, Mimi.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
what Cauoht Uncle zeke.


Uncle Zeke had never seen a great
orchestra in action before. He sat
looking with rapt attention at the
stage till the selection had been
played to the end and then drew a
long breath.
81 am glad it interested you, I'M
Gle" said his nephew.
sMe?" exclaimed Uncle Zeke. 81
wasn't listenin' to the playin'. [
was watchin' the lady with the big
harp and wonderin' when she was
goin' to begin, and, by jocks, she
didn't begin at all. Chicago Trib-
une.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
Dramatic Truths.

You can't tell a theatrical man
ager by the company he keeps.
Although building contractors are
not actors, yet we often see them
bringing down the house"
The farmer in the rustic play is
liked, the hero receives applause,
but no one takes as well as the pick
pocket.
Because an actress on the stage
has wings on either side Of her does
not prove that she's an angel
Smart Set.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
Due Notice is Served.

Due Notice is hereby served on the
public generally that DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve is the only salve
on the market that is made from the
pure, unadulterated witch hazel.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Save has
cured thousands of cases of piles that
would not yisld to any other treat
ment, and this fact has brought out
many worthless counterfeits. Those
persons who get the genuine DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve are never disap-
pointed, because it cures. j r..
Kruger.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
PATIENT ABLE TO WALK.
Dr.. Lorenz Removes Cast From Leg O
Lolita Armour.

DR.. Lorenz Removes Cast From Leg OF
Lolita Armour.
Chicago, April 17.-Dr. Adolph Lor-
enz, the Austrian specialist. arrived in
Chicago during the day for the pur-
pose of removing the cast from the
leg of Lolita Armour, the young
daughter of ]. Ogden Armour, upon
whom an operation for congenital dis
location of the hip was performed last
October. Upon removing the cast the
limb was found to be in perfect condi-
ton and the patient was able to walk
around the house without any diff
Guilty.
"The operation was complete sue
cess" said DR.. Lorenz, "but shall
have to be in constant attendance up
on the little one for three or four
weeks before l can be certain of a
positive cure"
After his sojourn in Chicago DR..
Lorenz expects to make a short West
ern tour.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
Chinese Chop suey.

Chop (not too fne) four onions
and fry them with two ounces of ba-
con, cut in small strips; do not let
brown; then add eight ounces Of
fresh pork and the same amount of
chicken, cut in three-fourth inch
square pieces; season with salt and
pepper, fry for awhile, then add
some bamboo shoots and handful
of mushrooms, strew over pinch of
-four, moisten with little broth
and cook for five minutes longer.
Season highly. Serve plain boiled
rice separately. Caterer.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
The Color of the sky.

The blue color Of the sky is prob
ably merely the color of the air, seen
through the length of about forty
five miles. It has been observed by
those who have assembled about five
miles above the earth's surface that
the sky appears Of a dark, inky hue,
owing to the very small reflection
and dispersion of the light, while
the blue color no longer appears
above, but below them.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
DECREE AFFECTING FINLAND.
Governor General Given Arbitrary
Power.

Helsingfors, Finland, April IA
decree has been published here pre-
scribing measures for the maintenance
of order in Finland. Under this de
cree the governor general is empow
cred, when he deems it necessary, to
close hotels, shops and factories, to
prohibit private meetings, dissolve pri
yate associations and expel from Fin
land all persons who are considered
undesirable. Expulsions, however, ex
cept in cases which do not permit OF
delay, must receive imperial sanction
Persons expelled may be ordered to
reside in certain places within the
empire.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
PLAINTIFFS Attorney, Norris, Min
Notice oils Pendens.

STATE OF MlNNESOTA0s
County of Stevens
District Court, 10Th Judicial District.
John NJ H Olson andN
Lewis HI. Olson, Plaintiffs
VS..
Frank Veogh, also allF
other persons or parties Notice of
unknown claiming any I Lis Pendens.
right, title, estate, lien
or interest in the real \
estate described in the
Complaint Defendants. I
Notice is hereby given, that an action
has been commenced in this Court by the
above named Plaintiffs against the ABOVE
named defendants; that the object of said
action and the relief demanded consists
wholly in excluding the defendants from
any interest or lien in premises affected
by this action, and that the premises af-
fected by this action are situated in the
County of Stevens and State of Minnesota,
and are described as follows, to-wit:
The West halt of section nine (9), town
ship one hundred twenty-six Q26), range
forty-two (42)
Dated April 9Th A. D. 1908.
VIM c. BIcKNELL,
Plaintiffs Attorney, Morris, Mimi
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
Under Police Profession.

Cleveland, April 1.-THE steamer
Empire City, ore laden from Duluth
arrived here from Duluth during the
day and tied up to her dock under the
protection of large detail of police
and detectives. "A number of the
striking firemen and oilers we're on
hand when the steamer came in but
there was no attempt made to modest
the nonunicn men on her.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1903-04-18
WILL PAY DIVIDENDS
Great Northern Directors Expected to
Act Within Few Days.

New York, April 17.-Despite the
reports from Washington it was said
that the officers of the Northern Sc
curities company understand that the
court will entertain an application on
appeal to have the appeal act as a
stay as regards dividends and the vot-
ing of the shares of the subsidiary
companies.
A quorum of the directors of the
Great Northern, it was said, was now
in st. Paul and would take action
probably within few days on the
preferred dividend which it is under
stood will be at the usual rate. 1t was
also said that a meeting of the North
ern Pacific directors would be called
probably for next week to act on that
company's dividend.
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The Small Boy Becomes Thoughtfu


Tommy Cat the barn. Papa, is
this the finest team in town?
Tommy's Father-No; but there
isn't any finer. Those horses, my
boy, cost me $500. They're a per-
feet match, high spirited, good trav-
elers and come of famous ances-
try.
"That's why you've got such a
nice barn for 'em, isn't it %
eyes, partly. A pair of fine
horses, my boy, must be considered
as an investment, and a good bust
ness man always takes care of his
investments"
Sand that's why you watch 'em SO
much and drive on the boulevards
with 'em and keep 'em looking SO
slick, isn't it?"
eyes, that's on the same princi-
pie. A careful man is bound to look
well after his investments and see
that they are always in good shape"
(After some cogitation) "You
don't consider me much of an in
vestment, do you, papa ?"
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Cancers, TumOrS, Golfer, FIStula, Piles

Varicoce1e and enlarged glands with the
subcutaneous injection method, absolute
ly without pain and without the loss of a
drop of blood, is one of his own dis
coveries, and is the most really scientific
and certainly sure cure of the nineteenth
century. No incurab1e case taken. Con-
su1tation to those interested, 81
DIR. LANDRY & Co,
Minneapolis, Mimi.
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Sunday School Teacher Harry,
do you know who wrote the story of
the loaves and fishes we have just
finished reading?
Harry No, ma'am, but it sounds
a good deal Like one Of pas fish sto-
ries.
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PRESIDENT TO ASSIST.
Cornerstone of Gate to National Park
Will Be Laid April "a.

Cinnabar, Mont, April 17.-Secre-
tary Loeb has not yet received word
of President Roosevelt's arrival at
Fort Yellowstone. He expects, how
ever, to hear from him during the day.
The president has accepted an in
vitation to lay the cornerstone of the
new gate at the northern boundary OF
Yellowstone. The ceremony will occur
during the afternoon of April "a, the
last day of the presidents stay here,
and will be conducted by the grand
lodge of Masons of Montana.
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admit the right and justice of organ
lied labor properly conducted.
"Let this be our MOTTO he said,
"fair play to Uthe workingen and Amer
lea for us all, employer and employe."
The sentiment was vigorously ap-
plauded.
Pittsburg was selected as the place
of meeting for the convention next
wear.