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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
The Wastes of the Body.

Every seven days the blood mus
cles and bones of a man Of average
size loses two pounds of wornout
cut tissue. This waste cannot be re-
plenished and the health and strength
kept up without perfect digestion.
When the stomach and digestive or
gans fail to perform their functions,
the strength lets down, health gives
way, and disease sets up;5kodol Dys-
pepsia cure enables the stomach and
digestive organs to digest and assimi-
late all of the wholesome food that
may be eaten into the kind Of blood
that rebuilds the tissues and protects
the health and strength of mind and
body. Kodol cures Indigestion, dys.
pepsia and all stomach troubles. 1t
Is an ideal spring tonic. Bronson &
Lighthall. Broderick & Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22

TONS or rates ana assessments, schools
and police. Very few people could say
what legislative functions, if any, he
fultills They may have heard that he
Is the chief magistrate of the courts,
but beyond that their knowledge of his
precise duties does not stray. 1t is the
social and decorative side Of his posi-
ton that impresses the public. The
lord mayor is never without his badge
and rarely without his robes and chains
of office. He rides abroad in Il magnif
icently gilded coach, with powdered
coachmen and footmen in cooked hats
and silk knee brooches, sending CLEAN
of gold through the dirty drab of Lon
don.
The lord mayors show on Nov. 8 is
one of England's few annual pageants
and, uncouth as it is, has a warm place
in the hearts of the pOpulace. and, be-
sides all this, he has some rights and
privileges of 400 years standing. No
troops may pass the City boundaries
without his leave. The sovereign him
self has to ask permission to enter the
city walls, just as he has to ask for
permission to enter the house of COM
mons.-Harper's Weekly.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
SLEEP ON A COLD SMOKE.
Putting an Empty Pipe Said to BE an
Insomnia Cure.

After giving fair and patient trial
to each Of many alleged cures for
sleeplessness the writer stumbled across
a simple method of inducing somno-
lence tlsas has the merit of being harm
less and inexpensive. To smokers the
remedy involves no cost whatever, but
of nonsmokers the capital outlay of
the price of a pipe is required. 1t must
be wooden pipe and curved, not
straight.
Having retired for the night, the suf
ferer should lie perfectly flat on his
back, discarding pillow rests, and puff
steadily at an empty pipe until he feels
thoroughly drowsy. The desired result
usually is achieved after from about
sixty to hundred puffs have been
made. The putting should be done
slowly, with a deep inhaling movement.
The eXpelling motions must be made
deliberately with narrowed mouth.
During the entire operation the pipe
should not be removed, as each displac-
ing and replacing movement tends to
wakefulness.
Those capable of great concentration
of thought should, if smokers, imagine
they see volumes of smoke, and those
who eschew the burning weed will be
helped by counting the puffs.
AS sleep is often successfully wOoed
while yet the pipe is in the mouth,
bowls of meerschaum or clay are not
recommended, since these are liable to
be broken when the coming of slumber
allows the pipe to slide from the
mouth. Nervous people may be reas-
sured that there is no danger in falling
asleep with the stem edge of curved
pipe caught between ones teeth. Sleep
always occasions the grip to be re-
moved. That may hold also of straight
pipes, but for other and obvious rea-
sons these are less suitable than those
with curved stems.-New York Mail
and Express.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
LONDON'S LORD MAYOR.
His Power as Well as the Area He
Rules IL Limited.

Rules IL Limited.
The lord mayor of London is not the
all powerful official he is thought to be
on the continent. He is not the mayor
Of all London, but only of the city Of
London, and the City is but frac-
ton of the whole. Greater London has,
roughly, a population of 5000, 900, but
in the $50 acres that comprise the City
there is a resident population at night
of only $4,000 and by day Of little over
10000. And even within this area the
powers of the lord mayor and of the
twenty-six aldermen and the two hun
dred odd common councillors are by no
means autocratic.
Much of what used to lie within his
and their province has been taken over
by the London county council. In fact,
the average Londoner never thinks of
the lord mayor as an edict making,
law giving official. He stands alt0geth-
er apart in the popular mind from ques-
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22

To get the little brown mark left
by five years of stiff linen collars
and high stocks from the neck has
been the problem with the girls dur
ing the past months of crushed and
low neck effects. But just as the
blemish begins to give, word comes
from the seat of fashion that chin
supporters will again be in vogue.
Stiff linen collars and high ones at
that, are the prediction for summer.
With them, say the wiseacres, rib
bons will once more be tied in the
back in smart bows. These new col
lars will have turnovers. In fact,
one kind has turnovers at both
top and bottom. Between the two is
a crisp band of black satin, finished
with a knot in the back.
Another caprice is to have for the
shirt waist an adjustable collar of
the same material. which is to be
worn over a linen collar deeper than
it. This allows for the touch OF
white so indispensable to the up-to,
date costume. The linen collar un.
der the blouse collar will, it is said
be a feature of next summers toilets
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
Her Trick.

A cantankerous old farmer, who
hardly ever agreed with anything his
wife said to him, came home one wet
day and, placing his back to the fire
stood up to dry.
After some little time his wife turned
to him and said:
John, you'd better watch yourself OF
you'll burn your flannels."
To which John replied:
81 think I'll need to burn my trou
sers first"
"Indeed, John, you'll need to do naeth
ing of the kind. They're burnt al
ready."-LOndOn Tit-Bits.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
Contest Notice.
Department Of the Interior. United
States Land Office, Kalispell, Mon
tnnn Nn,r 1nno

oIoloo i-1tillt oHCS, NdlISpGIl MOL
tana, May 6, 1903
A sufficient contest affidavit hav-
ing been filed in this Office by Will
lam G. Borne, contestant, against
Lemon Carpenter, entry No. 707,
made June z 1901, at Kalispell,
Montana, for So SEH, NWH SEH
and NEH SWA, section /, township
81 north, range 26 west by Lemon
Carpenter, contesrcc, in which it is
alleged that: Said Lemon Carpenter,
fOr more than six months last past
has wholly failed to establish a resi-
dence on said land, or i'm any manner
improve the same as inquired by law,
but has wholly abandoned the same.
That such failure to comply with the
law is not due to his employment in
the service of the army, navy Or ma
rina' corps of the United States in
time or war. Sand parties are hereby
notified to appear, respond and offer
evidence touching said allegation at
10 o'clock a. m. on June 25th, 1908,
before the register and receiver at
the United States land office in Kali
ispell, Montana.
The said contestant having, in a
proper affidavit, filed May 10th, 1903,
set forth facts which show that after
due diligence, personal service of
this notice cannot be made, it is
hereby ordered and directed that
such notice be given by due and
proper publication.
ANDREW w. SWANEY,
Register.
M. ]. Sullivan, Attorney for Con-
testant.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
Dance at Dayton.

What promises to be very fine
dance is the one which will take
place on Thursday, May %, in the
hall at Dayton. Splendid music will
be furnished and a good time is as
sured. All are invited. This hall
has just been completed and the pro-
ceeds of the dance will be applied N
the debt
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22

1t is a solemn duty devolving on all
to make the utmost possible out Of
themselves. Men seek the highest de-
velopment of their flOcks and herds
and grain and flowers. The result is
the improved flora and fauna of these
days over those of prior ones. But
should this evolution cease with the
lower order? Should the body of Gre
alton improve and not the head, which
is man?
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
His Line.

Hook-So he is a poet, eh? What is
his particular line?
Nye-The Market street line prin-
cipally, although l occasionally see his
verses in some of the other cars.-Phil-
adelphia Record.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
What Did He Meant

Patient (after giving the doctor So
and receiving prescription)-But sup
pose, doctor, this doesn't cure me!
Doctor-In that case come back, and
I'll relieve you again. - Detroit Free
Press
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
To the public,

We are on the fair list with every
union in Kalispell, with the single
exception Of the Boss Painters asso-
citation, or, as they style themselves,
Painters union.
F.. G.. DAILY & co.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
Money to Loan

Money to Loan.
At 6 per cent on good farm or good
city property.
B. F. BERRY & CO..
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22

It is stated that on the lower Elbe no
village or farm is free from malaria.
Malaria mosquitoes abound.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22
Notice..

Notice.
To ]. M. Elliott, Adam Guetz AMI
F. Hunt: l have made the annual
expenditures required upon Curio Min
eral claim, situated in Yahk
mining district in Flathead
county, state Of Montana for the
years 1901 and 1902, being 500 for
each of said years, and each Of you
is required to pay me $50, your
proportion Of the same.
WILBUR COLLINGE.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22

Pay your subscription six months
in advance and receive a history.
geography and atlas Of the world all
in one.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-05-22

For Whiteside Apple cider leave or
ders at the Bee Office.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-02-02

SIN CRAVEN UPON MARBLE.
Warming to Those Who Take SNUFF
During Worship.

Warning to Those Who Take Snuh
During Worship.
There is quaint old parish church in
Plurien, Brittany, built in the early
part of the fifteenth century and hav-
ing, with many other primitive ar
rangements, the bell rope from the bel
fry hanging down from the roof of the
nave and dangling just in front of the
pulpit, SO that the process Of bell ring
ing is performed in full view Of the
congregation. But what was more pc
culiar was the projection at right an
giles from one of the walls (also near
the pulpit of sculptured hand and
arm of full size as though held out from
the shoulder by somebody built into the
solid fabric of the wall itself, and the
hand opened and, palm upward and fin
gers extended, had a suggestion Of ap-
peal and solicitation which naturally
provoked curiosity.
AS there was no inscription or any
thing to hint at the nature of the story
that evidently lay behind the sculp-
tured limb, made inquiry Of charm
ing old lady who was decorating the
altar with flowers in view Of the next
days high mass, and she told NE that
many years ago, in the farof past,
there was wicked villager who went
indeed to mass, but was far from de-
vout, and on one occasion he SO far for
got himself in the service on hot sum-
mer's day as to hold out his hand
through the open door or window to an
equally undevout friend outside for a
pinch Of snuff.
The pinch was duly given, but st.
Peter, the patron saint Of the church,
was so scandalized by so terrible a
want of reverence that he straightway
paralyzed the arm Of the offending
snuff taker, who thereupon took to his
bed and died, but not before he had adj
mitted the justice Of his punishment
and had left directions in his will for
setting up In the church Of the marble
reminder Of his sin in order that all fu-
ture villagers in Plurien might be warn
ed against the terrible enormity Of al
lowing any distraction to interrupt the
devout hearing of the mass. 1t is a
curious story and reminds one that
there has been an infancy in religion
as we'll as in most other Of the great
motive powers of existence.-GlasgoW
Herald
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-02-02
London church Curiosities.

In St. Dionis. in Fenchurch street,
there are four monster syringes. which
were at one time the only form OF fire
brigade appliances in London. The
celebrated golden tombstone IN St
Katharine's. Regents park, is very
well known. 1t is tombstone, or
rather, a small slab Of pure gold, sur
rounded by an oak frame. Many PEG
pie are unaware that the body of Nell
Gywnn reposes in vault in st. Martin
in-the- Fields, and still larger number
of persons are ignorant Of the fact
that beneath the same church there is
still in existence the old parish whip
ping post. Beneath st. Etheldreda's
church, in Ely place, is the only sub
terranean place of worship in London
1t is a completely furnished chape
with sitting accommodations for 2C'
people. st. Etheldreda's is the oldes'
Roman Catholic church in England.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-02-02
MARDI GRAS
NEW ORLEANS

The Mardi Gras festivities at
New Orleans this year will be the
grandest ever held and will occur
February 23rd and 24th, although
the entire week preceding Febru-
ary 24th, will be devoted to cele ora
ton by the various organizations
that have made "Mardi Gras" and
New Orleans" famous the world
over. The Illinois Central railroad
Is synonymous with "Mardi Gras''
and arrangements have been made
for special "Tour Service" from
Pittsburg, Cincinnati, Chicago and
St. Louis for handling passengers
to New Orleans for this occa sion.
If you are contemplating a trip
to the Mardi Gras, make your ar
raugements at once for sleeping car
accommodations, etc. Free descrip'
tive matter and full particulars up
on application to
E. A. RICHTER.
Trav. Pass. Agt. Ill. GEM. R. R.,
Park Building, Pittsburg, Pa.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-02-02
A Weak Stomach

causes a weak body and invites dis
ease, Kodol dyspepsia cure cures
and strengthens the stomach and
wards of and overcomes disease. J,
B. Taylor, prominent merchant
of Chriesman, Texas, says: ~
could not eat because OF a weak
stomach I lost all strength and
run down In weight. All that
money c,uld do was done, but ell
hope of recovery vanished. Hear
Ing of some wonderful cures effect.
ed by use of Kodol, I concluded to
try 1t. The first bottle benefited
me. and after taking four bottles ]
am fully restored to my usual
strength, weight and health "
Opera House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-02-02
STATE OF OHIO, CRY OF &C
TOLEDO, LUCAS Co W.

FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath
tina, he IS senior partner OF the firm
of F. J. CHENEY & Co, doing bus
mess In the City Of Toledo, county
and state aforesaid, and that said
firm will pa, the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
add every case of cATARRH thai
cannot be cured by the use oil
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and sub
scribed In my presence this 9th day
OF December, A D 1886
f~, A.W. GLEASON,
SEAL Notary Public
W.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
ternaIly and acrs directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Send for testimonials free
Fl. CHENEY & CO,
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by all druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-02-02
Benefit of Advertising.

A merchant in one Of our northern
cities lately put an advertisement in a
paper headed:
Boy wanted"
The next morning he found band
box on his doorstep with this inscrip-
ton en- the top:
How will this one answer
On OpeHinS 1t he found nice, fat,
chubby looking specimen Of the article
he wanted. warmly done up in flannel
London Spare Moments.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-02-02
Brutes Can Speak.

do brutes have a language? asked
the president Of the Millville Literary
circle at recent meeting.
do they?" replied the secretary
"You ought to hear my husband wher
he loses his collar button"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-02-02
The Oculist.

Patient-I can't see that there's a
thing wrong with my eyesight.
OculiSt Jonniwyse - The most posi-
tive proof that you reed glasses, my
dear sir, when you are unable to see
anything so plain as thatLLos Angeles
Herald.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-02-02
a DafnfV Lunch.

That word dainty" never being used
to describe the lunch spread for men
we have decided that it means there Is
not enough to eat.-Atchison Globe.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-02-02

Mr.. Mulduckie-Bedad, don't care
IL the doctor did say shud how mus
tard plaster! III not take another bite
Of it.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18

The happiest couple in the world
should be deaf husband and blind
wife, both taking Rocky Mountain Tea
Keeps peace in the family. 35 cents
G. A Gamms
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18
Confessions of a Priest.

Rev. Jno. S. Cox, of Wake, Ark. writes,
For II years l suffered from Yellow
physicians and tried all sorts of medi-
zines, but got no relief. Then [ began
the use of Electric Bitters and feel that
am now cured of disease that had me
in its grasp for twelve years. II you
want reliable medicine for Liver and
Kidney trouble, stomach disorder or
general debility, get Electric Bitters.
It's guaranteed by Brennecke & Berg
mann. Only Sc.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18

The Beloit Free Press says: From
figures compiled on the basis OF the
property valuations of the state board
of assessments the southern tier of
counties in the state are shown to be
the richest They also shown that the
average wealth Of the citizen Of this
beautiful state is $3.50 08 and that the
total valuation of property owned in
the state, is 81, 1853, 10 900 of which
amount 81, 800 504, 464 is in real estate
and the remainder $443. SCI. 536 is in
personal property. Forest county in
habitants own 50, 1864 each that is
if all money was equally divided and
is the banner county of the state.
Burnett county is last on the list and
the per capita wealth is but $312.V
Rock county is among the wealthy
counties and is tenth on the list with
per capita valuation of$1. 115.O7. The
other eleven counties which are over
the thousand dollar mark per capita
are Forest, Walworth Green, Wauke-
sha, Milwaukee, Jefferson, Dodge,
Dane, Lafayette, then comes Rock and
followed by Kenosha and Washington
county.
A study of the report shows many
interesting facts. Taking out Forest
county which is but scarcely settled
the richest counties in the state are
the prosperous dairy and agricultural
counties in the southern part of the
state. The average in these counties
vary but very little. Bayfield, and
Villas counties lead in these of the
north and poor Burnett is last on the
list.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18

The list of possible candidates for
the Republican Gubernatorial nomina-
tions already include a number OF good
names, such as ex-Congressman Cook
Of Winnebago, ex-senator bennett OF
Sheboygan, Assemblyman Bradford,
Indian Commissioner Jones, Mr.. Alex
ander, and ex-Lieut. Gov. Baensh.
These are all good men and true Re-
publicans, any one of whom would I'M
doub. eddy prove a most excellent Ex-
ecutive.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18

E BOOK MAILED FREE.
A. A. lFEVERS, Concessions, InfIamma.
CURES tiOns. Lung Fever, Milk Fever.
B. b. sPRAiNS, Lameness. Injuries.
CURES Rheumatism.
c.. C.lsORE THROAT, Clumsy. Epizootic.
CURES Distemper.
d d: p; WORMS. Bots. Grubs.
E. lCOUGHs, Colds. influenza, InfIamed
CURES Lungs, Pleuro-Pneumonia.
F. +. collie, Bellyache, Wind Blown.
CURES Diarrhea, Dysentery.
GIG. Prevents MISCARRIAGE.
d e; Il; KIDNEY & BLADDER DISORDERS.
IL. lsKIN DISEASES, Mango, Eruptions,
CURES Ulcers, Grease, Farcy.
j. X. lBAD CONDITION, Staring Coat.
CURES Indigestion, Stomach Staggers.
6Oc. each; Stable Case, Ten Specifics Book &c. 81.
At druggists, or sent prepaid receipt Of price.
Humphreys Medicine Co., Cor. William 6 John
Streets, New York.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18
Dancing School.

Paul Thom's beginners dancing class
will open at Turner Opera house, Fri;
day evening, October 9. All of the
new up to date dances taught. Terms
of tuition payable in advance: Ladies
II lessons So, single lesson 80 cents
gentlemen II lessons 81. single lesson
so cents; per couple, II lessons So.
Hours of instruction from to 10 p. ~.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18
Proverbs

When the butter won't
come put a penny in the
churn," is an old time dairy
proverb. 1t often seems to
work though no one has ever
tsla why.
When mothers are worried
because the children do not
gain strength and flesh we
say give them SCOTS Emul-
sion.
1t is like the penny in the
milk because it works and
because there is something
astonishing about it.
SCOTS Emulsion is simply
a milk of pure cod liver oil
with some hypophosphltes
especially prepared for delicate
stomachs.
Children take to it naturally
because they like the taste
and the remedy takes just as
naturally to the children be-
cause it is SO perfectly adapted
to their wants.
For all weak and pale and
thin children SCOTS Emulsion
is the most satisfactory treat
ment.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18
Utah and Black Hills,

Via the North western Line. Beginning
June 1st excursion tickets will be sold
to Denver. Colorado Springs, Pueblo,
Salt Lake City. Hot Springs, Deadwood,
Lead and Custer, S. D., etc., good to re-
turn until October 81. A SPLENDID OPP
portunity is offered for an enjoyable
vacation trip. Several fine trains via
the North western Line daily. Apply to
agents Chicago & North-W estern R'y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18
Notice of Proceedings.
First Publication November 18th, 1903.

GTATE OF WISCONSIN, Tn proho+o
- County Court Jefferson Co. " io'a'o'
In the matter of the estate of John Perry late
of the town of IxOnia in said county, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that at special term
of the County court, to be held in and for said
county, at the court house, in the city of Jeffer-
A. D. 1908 at the opening of court on that day or
as soon thereafter as the same can be heard,
the following matters will be heard and con-
Sidered
The application of Elizabeth Wurtzler, one of
the executors of the estate of John Perry, de-
ceased, for the examination and allowance OF
her account of her administration of the estate
of said deceased and thai she be discharged and
her successor be appointed.
Dated this 3rd day OF November, A. D., 1903.
By the Court,
SKINNER & THAUER Attys.
GEORGE GRIMM.
County judge
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18
For Piles.
Sample mailed free.
One application gives relief.

The continued use Of Hum
phreys' Witch Hazel Oil per-
manently cures Piles or Hem
orrhOids-Fxter or Internal
Blind or Bleeding, Itching or
Burning, Fissures and Fistulas.
Relief nmediate-cure certain.
Three Sizes. 25c., soc. aud $1.OO. Sold by
Druggists, sent prepaid on receipt of price.
Humphreys Medicine Co., Cor. William and
John Sts., New York.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1903-11-18

A Republican Congress is another
name for wise national progress. 1t is
the best expression of the genius OF
the American people.