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New-York tribune., 1903-04-16

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ERIE

Erie al the way, Buffalo S. Cleveland. s12 Gin
cinnat SIG: Chicago ss Finest service and equipment
Block signals Dining and cafe cars unexcelled.
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THE WEATHER REPORT.
Yesterdays Record and To-day's Forecast

Wash April 15.-The storm is central tonight
over Nori- Virginia with decreasing intensity, but
rain continue quite generally from the Upper Mississippi
valley eastward also local showers in the
South Atlantic States In the slope
region the weather while IN the extreme north II
is generally cloudy. pressure and light local
showers.
Temperatures have changed but little and continue
degrees below the seasonal average from the
Mississippi Valley eastward
Rain Will continue THURSDAY in New-England ana tne
northern portion Middle Atlantic States Showers
a.e probable Montana southwark. continuing
Friday Elsewhere the weather VII! De generally Ialr
ernpertres will rise slowly Thursday the central
valleys South Atlantic States and on Friday
viii be in the Ohio valley the iahe region anu
On the New England coast winds high north;
on the Middle Coast brisk high north: on the
coast variable becoming fresh 10 southeast on the
upper lakes north and the lower lakes brisk
possibly occasionally high north
departnz Thursday European ports VIII
ba1s high north -inds and the Grand Banks.
warnings displayed on the
Atlantic Delaware Breekwater TO Eastport
FORECAST FOR TO-DAY AND FRIDAY.
For England rain today high north winds: fair
Friday
For the District Columbia, Maryland and Delaware,
partl, cloudy to-day: Friday variable winds.
Tor Eastern Pennsylg ganja partly cloudy to1ay; fair
ana warmer Friday: variable winds becoming north
For Eastern to-day; high north winds
on the coast fair and warmer Friday -
For Western Pennsylvania. cloudy to-day; fair and
warmer Friday; fresh 70 brisk north winds
For Western New-4ork. parity c4'u9y 1o-uay' IalI
Friday, fresh north winds.
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TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS

I, tbi. diagram the Continuous white line shows the
argss in ofessurs indicated by Trfbunes self
ro9inz barometer The dotted line shows the eInpera
80 as recorded ~ the local Weather Bureau
The following Official record from the Weather Bureau
,s the changes in temperature for the last twen-
tyfour hours comparison with the corresponding cat"
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Rome April 15-Dr. Lapponi tells The Associated
Press correspondent that he has not vetoed any
celebration on April 2s when his holiness will reach
the age OF St Peter, no celebration was ever
proposed for that date the Pope thinking that the
jubilee festivities just finished were quite enough
DR.. Lapponi added that the health of the Pontin
was now perfect. considering his age. and If moth
ing unforeseen happens he thinks that Pope Leo
will live TO be at least a centenarian.
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CONCESSION BY THE POPE.
Willing to Receive King Edward After the
Latter's Visit to the Quirinal. +

London April 16.-The Rome correspondents Of
"The Daily Mali asserts that the Pope has con-
sented to receive King Edward after the King has
visited the Quirtnal
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DIR. GOTTHEIL SUCCUMBS.
Rabbi of Temple Emanuel Ermres
after Long Illness.

The Rev. DR. Gustav GottheiI, pastor of Temple
Enanu-E FL died at his home No. 6S1 Madison-aYe
SIS .. n. yesterday. after illness of several
weeks. For several days he had fingered in semi
conscious condition between life and death. but
hope of his recovery was given UP until Tues
day morning when pneumonia set in a consnlta-
ton Of physicians was held. and the members OF
the family told that there was no hope Tor
recovery.
Since yesterday the members of DR.. GottheiIs
family have been constantly at his bedside, walt
ing for the end. Late in the afternoon the sick
fell into what seemed to be a sleep, and re
mained in that condition until the end At the
time Of his death he was surrounded by Professor
Gotthen and Dr.. Gottheil. his sons; Mrs. Z. VI.
Levy and Mrs Joseph Rich. his daughters; his
daugEters-in-law and his sons-in-law. and Paul ana
Leon Gottheil. his nepnews.
The funeral arrangements have not been COM
pleted, hut Will probably be announced to-day.
New-York tribune., 1903-04-16

time publisher OF 1.-The National Repu6ican an an
THE Critic ne was a native Of Rochester, ~
and was one of the early California pioneers
New-York tribune., 1903-04-16

Gustav Gottheil was born in the village Of
Pinne. Prussia May 80, 1927. His early
training was obtained in his native town. He
attended school later in Posen, under the tuition
OF the rabbi Solomon Plessner. His education
was completed in the University Of Berlin and
the Pa bbinicaI College in Berlin. His teachers
were leaders in the reform movement. Among
them were Holdbein. Geiger, Zunz and Stein
schneider.
While still studying in Berlin DR. Gotthel
became an assistant minister at the Berliner
Reform Gemeinde. In 1860 he went to Man
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TRANSATLANTIC MAILS

THURsDAY-At q n for France Switzerland. Itaiy.
Spain. Portugal Turkey Egypt. Greece British India
Lorenzo Marquee 3 Lorraine. via HaVrs
(nla parts Of Europe be directed per
s. la LOrrafne'').
SATURDAY-At $50 a. m for Europe. per 5 Kron-
prfnz wilhelm Plymouth. Cherbourg and Bremen:
at $40 a H. per 3 >. Iveruis Queens
town: at 8 a for Belgium direct. 3 Iceland
mail directed pc > Zeeland). al a m
Italy direct, Gera Cnatl must cs directed
per Cera): $50 a. for Scotland direct per
Furnessia mail must be directed per . . fur
rsssfa'l
PRINTED MATTER. ETC.-Thfs steamer takes Printed
Matter Commercial Papers and Samples for Germany
only The same class OF mail matter for other parts r
viii be By this ship Unless sPecia4y o
rected by her
After the closing Supplementary Transs tlantc
Mails named above additional Supplementary Mails
opened on the piers OF the American. English French
and remain open until WInn ZEN
Minutes of the OF sailing CT steamer
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MAILS FORWARDED OVERLAND ETC. EXCEPT


CUBA-By rail- Port TAMPA. Fla. sna tn-rce ~
Office daily THURSDAY,
1870 n Che connecting malls close here Mondays
wednesdays and SatuTdaysl
4ispatch BY steamer closes this oce daily. sxeept
sunday at 80 D. m ard II 80 .. Sundays az L
m. II 80 .. n
EvvF0T-NDI.AND-By raTI North sydney ard themes
bv steamer closes this once daily az $50 . N
Cconnectiug mails close here every Monday wednesday
ard Saturday.
Gloss at this Cffcs $50 .. Tuesday and
THURSDAY.
NToTTEION-By Boston. and thence by steamer.
cIos at cf7ce daily at $50 . n
BELIZE. Puerto CORTEZ ard CSTATEMALA-By raI
10 Nev-Orieans thence closes a. this
Office daily. sunday az Tls1 n and TII:5p
at II o m and I'll 30 D connecting
mail closes here Mondays At III 20 p M
rO=T. T(A-Pv rail NeVr-Orieans. and thence ~
s+ear,er closes az o7re daiIv sunday at
m and Tfl-50 o n. Sundays a. u . ana
I'll 81 n (conuectinS mail closes here Tuesdays az
D
thence closes this once az
457G m Wednesday.
tT7sgsstersd T.aiI closes az 8 ,. n previous day
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NET-YORK CITY.
-, ...-,,,.rs 10 Il. DAILY TRI-wEEKLY wiz
- s-sS are cent IN addition 20
~arag named above
THE ~RTEITNE viii be mailed TO Cuba. Porto hiso.
tz.1t - fbe Philippines without extra expense lor
foreign postage -, .-... - e.. rr,.v.r..l
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MAILS FOR SOUTH AND CENTRAL. AMERICA WEST
INDIES ETC

THURSDAY-At a n for Cuba Yucatan. Campeen-
Tabasco and Chiapas. per s Esperanza tulali ror
parts OF Mexico be directed per = Es-
peranza'); Al a. N. for Bernuda $ Pretorias
AZ 1910 N for Barbados and Brazil Pc 5 Capri.
via Maceo Rio JaneirO mail for Northern Brazil
Paraguay must be directed
per CaprI'); al Il m. for Santiago, Per > =
Nfceto
Paraguay per s : Canning ar II 30 n for Brazil.
Eastern Prince via PernarnbEco and santos
mail for Brazil must be directed per 3
Eastern prfnce''): al u for Mexico > - Ma
ts1zss via Tanpco mail be directed per =
lTa-auZas'').
: ssTT-RDAY-At $50 a n Complementary $50 NJ
fo- Porto Rico fSaaniila ard Cartasena via
Curacao VeneZuels = Philadsiphta; at $50
m supplementary 1870 M for Fortune Island.
TTaiff Savanila and Santa Marta 8 Adirondack
AZ go a m supplementary 1870 a M for Central
N-,eroa Costa Rica and South Pacific Ports.
Auianca Colon (1nail FOR Guatemala must
be directed per A1isnca-); at 10 for Cuba
MORO Castle. via Hav y so ro-
Cuba Per 5 :. Curityba. via Havana
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Special Notices.

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OFFICES

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Advertisements 70 THE TRIBUNE. SeW-YorS City Re-
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registered letter.
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Notices of Marriages and Deaths must be in
dorsed with full name and address.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24
a Western WooIgrower.

Newcastle. WyO., Dec. 2l.-There 10
a man in this place who claims that no
one need suffer with baCkache, as he
has proven in his own case that It can
be completely and permanently cured.
His name is S c. Hoist, and he is o
stock raiser and woOlgrower.
Il was shearing sheep at the tins
the first pain came on" says Mr.. Hoist.
al was so bad for two years after
wards that l could hardly sit down,
and when once down it was almost inn
possible for me to get mp again.
Il tried all the medicine ! could
hear of and several doctors without
help, not even for a moment. used
Dodd's Kidney Pills and they made
new man out Of me. felt as if there
was new blood in my veins. l am as
stout in the back as a mule and can ltft
and work as hard as l please without
an ache or pain in any part of my body.
ut Is now over year since they
cured me and / can say there is not
healthier man in Wyoming than ! am
and before using Dodd's Kidney Pills
there was not more complete physt
cal wreck in the whole country than ]
was"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24

ant over .ight-the old, old story OF
falsehood exalted and truth trampled.
For this is truth-God's TRUTH swear
it,"
There was brief, breathless pause.
The depth, and strength, and intensity
OF the tale she had told had thrilled
her listeners to the heart--had, for the
time, frozen the words on Cuthbert
bert Bracken's lying lips.
But he had recovered himself in a
moment and had burst into laugh
a harsh, disagreeable, mocking laugh.
"Ah, how gifted is our guest! A
young lady with such powers of pro-
life invention should essay the field
Of fiction, or, in view of her dramatic
talents, come forward as an aspirant
for histrionic honors. In the latter
profession, with another light, sneer-
ing laugh she might perform the role
of injured innocence. Now for my side
Of the story!"
mot till have finished mine!" the
girl cried, and flung up her hand with
a swift, imperative gesture.
Ito Be Continued.)
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24
Curse ., Carrlrl gton
By X. TEMPLE MOORE.
k q
By X. TEMPLE MOORE.

painting whisper. 1T will never come
back to me!--the tender grace of day
that is dead! Let me tell you now
now while | am desperate! Let me
tell you why my life must be unlike
that OF all other women-hopeless,
Swallowed, haunted! can tell you in
a few words. All, my lady, you Will
understand"
She was standing rigidly erect, her
fair face white as ashes, her eyes gilt
tering like great sapphires.
well" said Cynthia.
She put one hand TO her throat as II
she were strangllng
Il have deceived you. My name is
not Margaret Anterior! 1t is Lau-
renee Lisle!"
Laurence Lisle!"
My lady uttered a wild cry and sank
into chair. Her eyes were fixed on
the girl in awful fascination. She was
shaking violently.
Laurence Lisle!" Cynthia breathed,
huskily.
She had risen 10 her feet, her cher
ishea roses slipping TO the floor.
And at that very moment the door
was flung wider, and the servant an
noupced n gentleman who came swift
ly across the threshold into the glow
OF the light, the radiance Of the room
-Cuthbert Bracken!
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24
Not Fair to Women

We have heard overmuch Of late of
the fact that women have never be-
come artists or poets or creators of
the very highest order, judged by the
male standard. The insinuation Is
unfair because biased. Women have
never had a real chance to equal men,
and to argue that because they have
never attained the level of Shake
speare or a Raphael, therefore they
are inferior to men generally, Is to
condemn them because they do not
rise superior to the average man.
How often have men produced
Shakespeare or Raphael? And men
have had the start of centuries.
Take England only. Have not two
OF the greatest. II not the two great
est, of her sovereigns been women?
How many men novelists are on par
with George Elicit? Have not certain
women shown their ability to hold
their own IN scholarship with men In
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24

At the theatar the ladies were dis
cussing the attire of those about them,
as usual. BY and by their attention
is attracted to lady who is the cen.
trail figure OF box party.
Isn't she stunning?" murmurs one
Of the fair ones. "She is dressed in
mauye satin, is she not?"
mo, no." corrects another of the
ladies; its pearl gray satin"
Now, laughs another of them, '1et
as leave it to the professor here. What
has he to say Of it? What is she
dressed in. professor"
Here the professor, who has been
studying the sights and scenes with all
the interest of savant, takes a cas-
ual glance at the object of the dis
cussioR and ventures, CAS- nearly as |
can Judge from here, she is dressed in
puris naturalibus."
Whereat they laugh, thinking he re-
fers to peau de sole, or some such fab
ric, and has merely made one. OF the
numerous plumbers which are common
to the untutored man.-Judge.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24
Sure Cure for EnVy

IF there Is anything that will cure
one of envy it Is to cultivate the per-
son of whom she is envious," said the
philosophical girl. Il never feel dis
contented vecy long if | only can get
a nearer view Of what has made me
unhappy. Sometimes it seems as if
would be perfectly happy if only |
had the leisure of some Of my we'll
TODD friends. Then | clap on my hat
and jacket and go to spend an hour
with one of them. l find them Dor
ing themselves to death, devising all
sorts OF schemes to kill time, and
signing because their life Is not full
of snap and business as mine is.
when | have big longing for an
extensive wardrobe just run over to
call on my next door neighbor, who
has a new gown nearly every hour.
/ discover her in a stew about them,
fussing with dressmakers all the time
and groaring because she must deter
mine what to put on. Then | con-
graduate myself that l have only
three gowns to my name and so am
never Undecided what to wear.
Sometimes it seems as if l would
be Supremacy happy if l only had a
pretty face, and then | cultivate that
little Miss Doll Pretty. And do you
know she is very much concerned
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24

if the tiniest wrinkle appears on that
pink-and-white complexion of hers
and that she is extremely Jealous OF
any other good-looking girls, and that
sometimes she cries because she will
grow old some day and be no longer
pretty? Well, she does, and so
come to the conclusion that my plain
face is a good sight more comfort
able.
And I'll confess a secret to you,
and don't you breathe it to any one.
Once in a while, once in a long while,
| get woefully sick of single blessed
ness and believe I'd like to marry any
man who was respectable Ind kind.
But few visits to my married friends
cure me. They are just weighed down
by little responsibilities which would
drive me crazy in a short tire; they
must humCr a whimsical lord and mas
ter and they must be at the beck and
call of small children, who are very
sweet little things for a few hours,
but terrible nuisances for a longer
time than that. My sweet independ-
enCe for me! l go back to my little
two-by-four room and am thankful
that there is no one to share it with
me and that do not have to put out
the cat and lock up the house before
retiring"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24

In ancient Israel, so say the seers,
Two brothers lived in peace-as broth
ers should,
And titled that ground whereon in after
years
King solomon's illustrious temple
stood.
A common heritage. each gave the field
His honest share of toll, and took
therefrom
An equal portion of the summers yield,
Nor grudged his part-nor held in doubt
the sum.
But on the night the harvesting was
done.
And ali the corn lay heaped beneath
The elder kinsman sat in thought alone
And gently reasoned with himself this
my brother is not strong and suffered
Beneath the heat and burden of the
10. i win take some sheaves from out
my store
Unknown, and add to his across the
And, reasoning thus, he did; then found
sweet sleep,
Not so. howe'er, the younger of the
twain,
Who lay awake and sid, How can I
My great. fun half of all this golden
l. who am am stin but one. whilst he must
feed
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24
WOULD NOT WAIT.
The Pompous PeddIer and the Teller
in the Bank.

The Pompous PeddIer and the Teller
in the Bank.
A pompous peddler, who was selling
pens, entered a bank in the early sum-
mer and asked for the cashier, and,
being told he was not in, said:
81 am dealing in pens, and I sup
pose it will be proper for me to deal
with the cashier"
81 suppose it WILL" replied the tell.
er, carelessly.
VERY well, will wait"
The caller took chair and sat COM
posedly for full hour waiting for the
cashier. By that time he began to
grow uneasy, and, seeing no prospect
of a change in his circumstances,
asked how soon the cashier would be
in.
well, don't know, exactly" said
the cashier, "but expect him in ab3ht
eight weeks. He just left a week
ago. Public Ledger.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24

cute the offender for violation or the
city ordinance; still, he had no desire
70 appear eccentric, so eventually he
wrote to the avenue resident as 1oi'
lows:
Sir. Il beg to inform you that
found the Enclosed envelope on my
lawn this morning, together with a
shirt-waist box addressed to your wife.
a bunch of excelsior and other litter
will thank you if you will make some
other disposition of your trash than
dumping it on my premises. IL is an
inexcu3able nuisance and one when
/ have no intention of tolerating. l
shall not write to you again on the
subject, but if | am annoyed in the
same way | shall take prompt action
OF another sort. Obediently yours"
In due course Of time the citizen re-
ceived the following reply:
Dear Sir--I have to thank you very
heartily for your favor received this
morning. | presume that you did not
look in the envelope you so kindly re-
stored to me. If you had you would
have found a check payable to bearer.
for 1858, no allusion to which was
made in the letter that accompanied
it. 1t was in payment Of debt that |
never expected would be discharged.
and which | had no idea Of pressing.
1t was truly like finding money
with renewed thanks, l am yours
gratefully"
But there was not word about the
waste paper. The citizen would feel
easier in his mind if he knew whether
there was really a check in the en-
velope.-Chicago News.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24
OpenWork.

The South Sea Islander was looking
at the fashion paper that had been
cast ashore with the wreck.
"Um," he read. "Openwork waists
will be more open than ever next sum.
mer."
The South Sea Islander refiectively
looked at his wife as she split the
wood.
GOSH" he murmured, IF this thing
keeps on she'll soon be so stylish that
thereM be no living in the same hut
with heP."--New York Sun.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1903-12-24
AN INTERNAL DIFFICULTY.
Ard How II Was Explained by the
Boy.

Ard How IL Was Explained by the
Boy.
Little Archie Richards, at the close
Of the Thanksgiving dinner, sat at the
table with bis face suffused with tears.
His mother was greatly troubled.
With a sweet smile and with gentle
information she put one arm around
her little baby boy and asked:
What is 1t mammals little darling
wants?"
But mammals little darling" con-
tinued TO cry.
Mamma made another effort to find
out the trouble.
Does mammals baby boy want
some more cake?" she asked.
Nom" said the child, while the
tears continued to flow.
Does he want some more pie?" she
further inquired. -;
Nom" he further replied.
We'll" said the mother, making a
last effort to reach his case, tell
mamma what baby wants"
The little boy managed somehow to
say between sobs. II want some Of
this out I've got in."--Lippincott's.