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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21
THE REAL KING OF FRUITS.
a Boy the rue AppleElter, but Leave
the Skins on for Him.

a Boy the rue Apple Eater, but Leave
the Skins on for Him.
The boy is indeed the true apple eater.
ami is moi 70 be questioned how he came
by the fruit with which his pockets ar.
filed. II belongs to him and he may
steal II ii 1t cannot be- had in any other
way ifls own juicy flesh Graves the
1ulcy iieSh of The apple. Sap draws sap.
His fruit eating has little reference, to
the state Of his appetite. Whether he be
fun OF meat or empty of ment he want,
the apple just the same Before meal
or after meal it never comes amiSs. The
farm boy munches apples all day long.
de has nests of them in the hay nov,
lneloWing, to which he makes frequent
visits. Sometimes old Brindle. having
access through the cpen doors, smells
them out and makes short work of them.
Tie genuine apple eater comforts him
self with an apple in their season as
others with pipe or cigar. When he
has nothing else to do or is bored he
eats an apple. sometimes several OF them.
Nh9h he takes walk he arms himself
with apples. His travelling bag is full of
apples. He offers an apple to his com
palIion and takes one himself. They are
his chief solace when ca, the road He
losses the core from the car window
and from the top Of the stage coach He
would, in time, make the land one vast
orchard, He dispenses with knf" He
prefers his teeth she'll have the first
taste. Then he knows the best flavor is
immediately beneath the skin, and that in
pared apple this is lost. If you will
stew it, by all means leave the skin ON.
II improves the color and vastly hightens
the flavor of the dish.
The apple is a masculine fruit: hence
women are poor apple eaters. 1t belongs
70 the open air and requires an open
air taste and relish.-John Burroughs
Winter Sunshine"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21
LEFT AN ACTOR HANDcuFFED.
Brooklyn Stage Manager Didn't Bring
Back the Key for Many Hours.

G. L. Maitland, an actor, who plays
the part of a villain in a lurid melodrama
at a Brooklyn playhouse, has registered
Il VOW that he will quit unless the stage
manager is made to remain behind the
scenes until the last actor has left the
stage.
In his role Maitland had TO wear hand
cuffs. They were locked on his wrists
by the stage manager, who pocketed the
key and walked off to his dinner. When
the curtain fell the actor, still handcuffed,
searched for the stage manager with the
key. Neither was to be found. Maitland
was hungry. Finally, in desperation, he
walked to police headquarters and asked
Sergeant Foster to take the cuffs off.
Cant do it." replied the sergeant.
Maitland had his dinner served in his
dressing room. Finally the stage man
ager reappeared, but what passed in
conversational way between the two men
cannot be written. Now the key TO the
handouts is kept hanging on a. nail Just
off the stage.-New York Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21
Spoiled the Song.

1t was AT an amateur concert, and one
OF the young men who haukerrd nftcr
realism was singing The Miners Dream
OF home, only, rugged ont in red shirt.
ter. be II known, he had borrowed from
the local fireman, as, like many otber
junior clerks, he did not keep these use-
ful articles of attire in his permanent
wardrobe
The song was going well There wa.
a hushed stiffness in the hall. which II
anything. became more marked at The
third verse
II was tritle hard for the youpr man
therefore, to hear, just az this parfirniar
point. loud voice from the side or thn
platform cry out:
Hey, Jack, orr with them ere hoots.
In called TO a fre!'-AnswrrS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

Red silk umbrellas will soon be in evil
dence on the streets from the surprising
amount Of them TO be seen in one OF the
larger stores.
The newest handles for parasols are en-
tlrely covered in either tiny steel or bril-
liant jet beads. These are worked on
silk after the fashion OF the popular bead
ed purses, and they are fitted in a most
remarkable way over the wood handles.
Another dainty finish 70 q paras0l is Il
cut crystal ball. Entire handles are made
of this, but their extremely perishable
quality makes them beyond the desire or
the purse of all but > fortunate few.
Toast barrows" are on three silver
wheels, just like an ordinary unpreten-
tiOus wheelbarrow, except the top is open
and this is fitted with row of racks to
hold the toast.
Stone china is manipulated in Germany
and sent over TO us in lot of new forms
There are tall, decanter-Shaped bottles
labeled vinegar or "molasseS" for the
kitchen, with white grounds, and quite
as much care and good taste is involved
in the pretty Dresden flower decorations
as If they were TO grace other scenes
Tea and coffee will he equally as alright
in the graceful boxes designed for them
as III ugller quarters, and tie same can
be said for any number Of other things.
Rrocaded crepe de chimes are among
the dress materials adapted for early
spring wear. They are in several colors
and the prices are about the same as for
the usual run OF the plain crepe de chimes
Oval medalions of Russian lace are ap-
plqued on the corners of large green
MORE sofa pillow. In The middle of the
cushion there is a large ornament Of Rus
sian lace. and the pillow is bordered with
a narrow insertion of the same lace
New York Mail and Express.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21
A RURAL FANCY.

! look upon the dreamy COW
That's dining with the sheeplet,
And then at my tivc-cent cigar
take little peeplet.
At once my fancy quickly turns
From this old mundane grab age
To pleasant and delightful thoughts
OF good col ned beef and cabbage.
+. L. Filter in Judge
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21
AL, Tired Out.

The weary, worn
out, all-tired feel
ings come to every
body who taxes the
Kidneys.
When the Kid
neys are over-work-
ed they fail to per-
form the duties ma
ture has provided
for them to do.
When the Kid
neys fail danger
Gus diseases quick
ly follow. Urinary
disorders, diabetes,
dropsy, rheuma-
tisnl, Bright's dis
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21
FACTS AND FANCIES.

First Eskimo-What time is it?
daylight. Blade.
..yy,bo+ did ola uardnnt say when the
meacher told him money was CURSE"
"He said he would be DID,
..1aho ,au-gu
~ no T,,oroI,, hos = xvopJcrful ce.
40 ne lllctedS ran I, ""'i,',l Town
paSit9 loi rest San
lux
mat niue giri mas her ni''iisi :
loSSAs' v aud bc. fa+bor,s ten,nor--
%rr4isI.d 6lod d,,"
-Noiu'S>e i'''"0'
D., WI. 5;d... 1a,,a.. tho ,,l,H-
NE 10 ,l;In,+ dare. he xv,ll,s iu his
.I,a,, ITar,ord / ep,uoon
=
wifa-You used ia can me the light Of
vo,,r ifc '' ''''
lusnau III, III o, ''t t loo, i; b,iri
now l l IL ""oiu eos' ~ nv -
iHS'-'oFed'
tan no chlld ten ne viii hlud Pt
bird Noah sent out OF the ark: asked the
the children His father keeps a bird
store. Judge.
Mrs Rilev-Are yez on calm terms
wild our neighbor?
Mrs NIurnhv-Ay course am. She
otbcr BITS,
Rcnorter-You are your own manager.
are rou not?
Acfor-I am. inst at Dresent. but my
wife is coming back from Europe next
week.-Smart Set.
Mrs. Watts-1'rumps-Oh. YES. we had
delightful time. We played cards the
whole evening. Mr.. Watts-TrImns-
Nnnennse Iucv. vrn only MAYED betwenn
The onecdotes Til Rits
..>or, ob;Idro, ,,. ouo ,,oi,,,, - h.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21
HOPES FOR A PARDON.
New York Priest Fighting Hard to Save
Life of Condemned Muir
derer.

Believing he can prove the mans inno-
cence. Father James Curry of New York.
catholic priest. has secured a temper
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21
ToMMY's CONCLUSION.

Whenever little Towser
Wants anything to eat
He sits up like Il kangaroo
And smiles smile most sweet.
Am I am pretty certain
The Kangaroo SO gay
That sits mp just like Towser must
Re hungry all the day.
Il. IL. Muukittrick In the Deliueator
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21
THE DIFFERENCE.

Here's the difference, I'm told.
"rwiXt the new pledge and the old:
Temp rance folk, opposed to treating
Keep the pledge between their eating,
While converted Pat, methinks.
Keeps the same-betwccn his drinks.
London TatlCr.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

Old Gentleman-So you think my
daughter loves you, sir, and you wish to
marry her?
Dudleigh-That's what l called to see
You about. Is there any insanity in your
family?
Old Gentleman--No. sir! and there's
not going to be any.-Medical Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

Not less than four hours instruction
IN Engilsf Is 10 be given weekly in the
Swedish national elementary schools
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

"A San Francisco theater labels union
acts.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

First EskimO-What time is it,
Second EskimO-Two weeks before
daylight.-Toledo Blade.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

"What did old Hardnnt say when the
preacher told him money was curse:
He said he would be ID.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

ue-That little girl has her mothers
looks.
She-Yes. and her fathers temper
N0rdiske Blade.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

is he lazy"
mo, he merely has Il wonderful e.
pacity for rest" San Francisco Town
Tall
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

He-I hope you didn't believe what
they said about me. She-I make it Il
point never to believe more than half :
hear. But the trouble is you women
generally believe the wrong half
Brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

Toast barrows" are on three silver
wheels, just like an ordinary unpreten-
tious wheelbarrow, except the top is open.
and this is fitted with a row of racks to
hold the toast
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21
New Attractions -
y - Seen n the Shops.

Red silk umbrellas will soon be in evil
dence on the streets from the surprising
amount Of them TO be seen in one OF the
larger stores
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

Binks-Why didnt Jones take phil
osophy?
Jinks-He didn't dare; he walks in his
sleep.-Harvard Lamp0on
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

Spartacus-They tell me that some
royal dwellings are surrounded by guards
standing so close together as to resemble
a fence.
Smartacus-A sort of picket fence, |
suppose: vet in reality they are only
palace aides.-Baltmore American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

Dear said the ardent lover, 1.-THE
date you have set for our wedding falls
upon a Friday You're not superstitious
about that, | hope" "Oh. no." replied
the popular actress; nth never phase
me if I'm married on thirteen Fridays"
-Philadelphin Press
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

Can no child tell me what kind Of 4
bird Noah sent out of the ark asked the
superintendent. Billy can" volunteered
the children. His father keeps a bird
stare I'm
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-03-21

Wife-You used to call me the light Of
your life
Husband All. but | had no idca thel
how much il would cost to keep it burn
ing.-Syea.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1903-01-29
TRUE ELECTION BILLS.

State Senator Barksdale's pure elections
bill has passed the senate and it is pre-
dicted that it will also pass in the house.
We are not familiar with the details of the
bill, but its general purpose will serve to
lessen the cost of elections to the candi.
dates and to secure a fair count of the
ballots.
These are two things much to be desired.
The poor man is entitled to chance in
politics, and The present system practically
denies him the slightest opportunity to
stand for an office, as frequently the first
years salary is anticipated in Expenses.
In the reports of the debate on this bill
we find the following paragraph:
"Senator McIlwaine, of Petersburg,
warmed up, and before concluding declar.
ed his belief that if the law was enacted
Virginia would lose her entire Democratic
delegation in Congress.
We do not know exactly what Senator
McIlwaine intends to imply, but if the
Democratic delegation in congress is to be
kept there at the expense of honest cleo
tons then let the Republicans win. This
State has had many Republicans in con.
gress and has not suffered by them. We
have had Harry Lbbey, George Bowden,
General James A. Walker, r. T. Thorpe
and great many others who brought no
upon the State, but Representa- |
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1903-01-29
"The Safest Of All Crimes"
charleston News and Courier.)

Disregarding its personal elements, the
deplorable homicide in Columbia raises a
question which concerns every man, every
household in South Carolina. 1t is the
question: What is the limit which a white
man must pass in committing a homicide
in South Carolina before he endangers his
own life and liberty, under the law2
We wish to keep the issue perfectly clear
and present it therefore, as sharply as we
can. The people generally of the State
Lave waited and watched for many years
for case of homicide, in which white
men should be concerned, and in which the
uIea Of self-defense should be found I'M
available. The question suggested anew
by he Columbia killing is simply whether
a man is certainly safe from the penalties
of the law who, having had quarrel with
another, meets him with his hands in his
rockets and kills him on that ground
This is not an exaggerated statement of
the issue More than one mansaughter,
we believe, has been acquitted by juries in
The State on this plea that has been put
forward lin the Columbia case. Its &C.
ceptance as always valid and sufficient, is,
Of course, serious matter. If one man
may kill another with assured impunity,
on such ground, every mans life is in the
hauds OF bis hostile or unfriendly neigh
Dor. The slayer will have only to plead
that his victim had his handin his pocket,
or that the slayer was under that impress
sion, and feared therefore, for his own
life, and that plea will acquit him and set
INN free.
Have we really reached this condition OF
things in South Carolina? The question,
as we have said, concerns every man in
the State and every home in the State
very deeply. In many of the other States
of the nation, and in most of the civilized
States of the world, a homicide committed
On such pretext would be punished as
murder without fail. 1t is a wholly safe
crime in South Carolina? And, if so, what
is required to make homicide a certainly
unsafe crime for a white man in this State
Is there no murder" short of killing q
man in his sleep?
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1903-01-29
SOUTHERN JOURNALISM
An Instance of Honor and Fairness That
Deserves Recognition.
Richmond "Times" Dem.).

A Notable instance of honor and fair
ness In Southern journalism was recently
furnished by the Columbia Estate, whose
editor, Mr.. n. G. Gonzales, was shot
down on the street by Lieutenant'Gover-
nor Tilllman.
The associates of Mr.. Gonzales, the
editorial writ ers and reporters of the
estate" newspaper, were devoted to him,
and naturally they were indignant and
outraged when their chief was so cruelty
wounded. Under the circumstances they
decided that they were hardly in position
to write an unbiased report Of the affair.
At any rate, they felt that their report
would be misjudged and that they would
lay themselves and the paper open to the
charge of partisanry and Of unfair report
ing. Therefore, not man on the Estate
undertook to write up the story, but in
stead requested the local representative of
the Charleston "News" and Courier" to
furnish the paper with his report, and the
Estate" has been using from day to day
the matter which was prepared for an out
side paper.
Ip addition to this the files of the
estate" were searched and extracts were
printed in that newspaper from the edi-
torial articles of Mr.. Gonzales in which
Mr.. Tillman was denounced. These ex
tracts We're printed with the explanation
that it seemed to them fair that the read
ers of the paper should know what provo
cation Mr.. Tillman had. We submit that
in doing this the Columbia Estate" has
set noble example and has shown itself
to be an honorable representative ofSouth'
ern journalism.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1903-01-29
For a Democratic Leader.
memphis Commercial" DEM

%Memphis Commercial" Dem.)
Now comes the Hon. Champ Clark, OF
Missouri, with a full.blown ambition to
lead the minority, and there are those
who fancy that the Hon. Champ is the
"real thing" He is, beyond all doubt,
possessed of eloquence, an Imagination,
and as a word-carpenter and joiner he
has few equals. He is, moreover, genial,
companionable fellow, pleasing qualities in
a minority leader, and he can make the
weIken ring when it comes to excoriating
a scorpion seneschel of plutocracy. He is
a complete master of the rhetoric of emo
tionalsm, and when he talks about the
miseries Of the PLAIN people and the suffer
ings which they endure it is said that the
marble figures in the statuary hall shed
copious tears, while blood ooz5s from the
paintings on the walls Of the Capitol. As
a humorlst he is without peer, and when
he sends forth a regular Chanpclarkian
"good thing" the printing of Napoleon on
his return from Moscow smokers and the
gargoyes on the building grin like Cheshire
cats. Champ is a capital, all around
statesman but he is not exactly the right
material for leadership.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1903-01-29
Cures Blood Poison, Cancer, Ulcers.

If you have offensive pimples, or erup-
tions, ulcers on any part of the body, ach.
ing bones or joints, falling hair, mucous
patches, swollen glands, skin itches and
burns, sore lips or gums, eating, fostering
sores, sharp, gnawing pains, then you suffer
from serious blood poison or the beginning
of deadly cancer. You may be perman-
emily cured by taking Botanic Blood Balm
(B. B. b. made especially to cure the
worst blood and skin diseases. Heals
every sore or ulcer, even deadly cancer,
stops all aches end pains and reduces all
swellings. Botanic Blood Balm cures all
malignant blood troubles, such as eczema,
scabs and scales, pimples, running sores,
carbuncles, scrofula. Druggists, ST.. To
prove 1t cures, sample of Blood Balm sent
free and prepaid by writing Blood Balm
Co., Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble and
rec medical advice sentin sealed letter.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1903-01-29

it with ability and were surely more to
be desired than corruption at the ballot
box.
Give us pure elections, an honest ballot
and fair count and let the best men win
on their merits and the principles they
represent. The people will decide who
shall represent them.-Newport News
Times.Herald.
We begin to have some hope now Of
having honest elections again in Virginia,
not by the help of the machine politicians
who have so long had control of our
affairs, but upon the demand of the honest
press which speaks for the honest people.
Just think of a member of the State
Senate opposing the Barksdale elections
bill! because it would lose the Democrats
some of the Congressman from Virginia.
The declared purpose of the bill is to give
us pure elections, and the admission is,
that if we have pure elections that the
Democrats will lose and the Republicans
gain by the measure. This has always
been our contention, and we are gratified
to have the Newport News Times-Herald
declare: "but if the Democratic delegation
in Congress is to be kept there at the ex-
pense of honest elections then let the Re-
publcans win. This State has had many Re-
publicans IN Congress and has not suffered
by them" The Chimes Herald men,
tons some of the Republicans who have
represented Virginia in Congress, and
there areothers it might have mentioned
among them Jacob Yost, Henry Bowen
and John Paul.
We unite with the "Times- Herald" in
its sentiment: "Give us pure elections,
an honest ballot and fair count and let
the best men win on their merits and the
principles they represent" When such a
time comes again, Virginians will not be
ashamed of their election laws and will be
happy at the removal of the stigma that
has been put upon the State by the cor
rupt practices that have prevailed for the
past twenty-five years.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1903-01-29
DisIocated Her Shoulder.

Mrs. Johanna Soderhoim, of Fergus
Falls, Mimi, fell and dislocated her shout
der. She had surgeon get it back in
place as soon as possible, but it was quite
sore and panied her very much. Her son
mentioned that he had seen Chamberlain s
Pain Balm advertised for sprains and sore
ness, and she asked him to buy her bot.
tie of it which be did. 1t quickly relieved
her and enabled her to sleep which she
had not been able to do for several days.
The son was 90 much pleased with the re-
lief it gave his mother that he has since
recommended it to many others. For sale
by Jno. Er Jackson, druggist.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1903-01-29
OUR PROFOUND THANKS.

1t is stated in the papers that we are to
have daily Republican newspaper to be
started in Lynchburg and edited by Col
w. G. Pendleton, who is at present the
talented editor of that excellent news
paper, the Tazewell Republican. II
appears to us that the Republicans of Vir'
ginia ought to support-and support hand
somely-a daily paper and we know of nc
better person 70 conduct it than Col
Pendleton.-Spirit Of The Valley.
We extend our profound thanks to oul
esteemed friend and contemporary, Mr.
D. Shelley Lewis, for the graceful but
undersigned compliment he pays us; and
unite with him in the belief that the Re-
publicans of Virginia should have daily
and that they are able to sustain one
handsomely. If there are any de-
finite plans for starting such a paper We
have not been informed of them. There
has been much talk of the necessity fol
establishing daily, but no place has beer
agreed upon for its location.
The party needs an organ or representa-
tive that will 60 into every section of the
State and place fairly before the masses
the respective merits of the two parties
The Democratic press has too long en-
joyed monopoly that it has not fairly
used.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1903-01-29
The Moral is Obvious.
Sioux Falls Journal Rep.

Sioux Falls Journal Rep.
This man was an old bachelor and his
kind do some mighty foolish things. He
was 60 years old, owned quarter section
farm worth $4,000 and was free from
debt. The recent land craze struck him
He fell into the tolls of a smoothtongued
land agent who gave him free ride up to
the jumping off place ID British Columbia,
where he was induced to buy $4,000
worth of range land at IS per acre. He
gave his note for the first payment of
$4,000, which bis local bank discounted,
and loaded himself up with a yearly in
terest charge of 5000, while he rented bis
good farm for $500 per annum. AS he
paid as much for his Canada land as it
will probably be worth twenty years from
now, he has got himself into a nice
financial fix. Had he married some
bright woman years ago it is not likely
that he would have done so foolish
thing. Don't be an old bachelor.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1903-01-29
Don't Worry.

This Is easier said than done, yet it maj
be of some help to consider the matter. l
the cause is something over which yor
have no control it isiobvious that worrying
will not help the matter in the least Or
the other hand, if within your control yor
have only to act. When you have a colo
and fear an attack of pneumonia, buy (
bottle of Chamberlan's Cough Remedy
and use it judiciously and all cause TO
worry as to the outcome will quickly disap
pear. There is no danger of pneumonia
when it is used. Sold by Jno. E.Jackson
the druggist.