The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-09
HOOG'S FUNERAL.
BY W. u. NEsEIT.

iui to refer to the late lamoatod as "ull
man Hog" Tor he has been thus Gale,
every day for tho inry years pIecctln,
las death, and, ~ he Owned about TAFT H.,
rented hOusca III Dowersvhle, and took iuI
nitue where he could not get the none,
toT rent, the appclntl0n wac not oau =,
love and e~..,m by any nlcan-. But ho ba,
money, and he Ma. IL have a fine funeral
When man may have q biusr, band at la.
funeral he may bC rn,d to have achieve
some sort Of succ~s In life. And when h.,
Is going 10 have such n band ~ tho Buwrit
vile bia'S one at thnt ceremony, there ale
going TO be- -ld tcHtuIcs Connected with IT
Mr.. lloog engaged the band hrr,s,f. I'h,
diaputci with Herr Splciaiutz over til,
price for some time, but AZ la.t they agreed
ga q figure Then Mrs lloug looked owe.
the music OF the band. 1t Nns arI4nrcd b.
numbers That IL, NO. l." ID the band
master would call fnr II, would he Hal
TO the Chief, for instance. For oonycu
icncc sake the leader always told his men
TO play Number" roond..u. Mrs. lloop
selected the following programme.
Dead Mnrch IN Saul. TO be- played Will,
procession leaves the housc)
ChopIn's Funeral March, (To he played
after entering tHc church, the band re.
naming ou,sldc,J
Flee as bird" March to the ccqnc
terry
Nearer, Ny God, to Thee" (At the
cemetery
"Thc Sweet Hyrond.Ryc" (To be played
coming home
Now, 1t Glanced that Herr Splcniut,
could not read English very we'll. ~ he sub
mittcd the programme to the editor of III,
Bowcrsyllc CLARION, who was not INDUCING
in any uncomfortable grief over the taking
away Of old man llooG The editor Ind been
cvlctcd from his former oiIit1,, also from HE
residence, because The Clarion did not
bring N enough money to meet the demand.
OF lioog When he saw the programme h,
said:
Say, th.7 isn't written very plnn Ect
tor let me lis it VI for you, md give You IL,
numbers ut the rclec:ons ~ you'll gt
everything slIa'ght"
"CHoo-t IT," agreed Herr Splciniutz.
On the morning Qf the iuncia, tie editor
handed tic Herr the i,,i-,,l lrr' of murl,
with adJuratlnn- IT, play tire uuhhrIn H.
tratcd. and to play them well
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ycur of hirck Gr,-s ca that wna ahead ff,
when tie lnnI struck up the M, numlcr
Hnr rl-pcd with Hotuu''hm,n, when o.
hlucI forth the olyuug lam u "Ntcl
You Amt Got ~ Money, Why, Nn,
Needn't Cuuc Nrruui,'
Merry -hr Whispered to tho rronchor
"Nha''s wrong with t'al band &c, tel
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',' ''fAS''n ana the IrHd "ns permitted T..
t'"S '.' f''"c'"n through, Hut when "a,
n""'"'u' gathering cane out I" take a.
, ~, n I' 20 'he cemetery Tier, wo- bale
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lhy look, 1t th' thirE' ~" would hnv, stop
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