The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1903-01-04
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liz, Chuups once told bis wife that he
Heard burglars, one or two, or three;
Then promptly crawled beneath the bed,
Ard covered up his feet and head
His wife got Up, in tootsies bare,
And vert exploring down the stair;
She found the burglar only one,
And be. that one was Jimmies son
!, remained for Post contributor 10 deal the
boll veevil the most cruel blow that it has yet
received One verse Of it reads follows:
They have tried many ways to kill the thing,
Have invented many spraying machines
Used sorghum syrup, arsenic and paris green.
Have froze them in ice
When they are thawed out
They are up and about
Seems 70 enjoy the ice route.
Some other plan we must Try
To stop this awful evil
This Mexican Boil Weevil
The sultan Of Morocco has some trouble or his
H. has to show the people OF Morocco where he
stands st Joseph Gazette
And he has to use some care,
Whist he shows the people where
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him when be lands
Holding little job fits one for holding
larger job.-5onksV. Fa1oyite.
Except in the case Of printer. The longer
job printer holds little job the longer he will
be apt to be in getting large job. Turn it out
There is no coal in last years bin--it has been
used.--Msrtd Ledger
You should have said: ct has bin used"
An Austin lady, leader Of fashion, declares
that next season her hat shall be trimmed with
boil wesvils The Dallas convention may just
as well adjourn, for the boil weevls days are
nunbered--Amstin StafeSrGn.
a boil weevi on woman's hat would look
like bird.
The Galveston News tells that an Arizona doc
tor has found drug which is obtained from the
poison OF ella monster, and which may be
used with great success In heart troubles,
paralysis and kindred diseases. He gives it the
name OF heloderna horridus, which is as horrid
as the animal itself. The poison Of the monster
sells for S. dram---Sabina! Sentinel
Wed kinder like ter tank up on heloderma
horridus; but amt doin' 1t at the price. We git
our reglar dram at S. gallon in advertisin'
spaee.-Ashak Eye.
The most successful man is the one who has
made up his mind TO fight the battles Of Life, If
need oe-Notional Baptist Unios,
and it most in ginrul" needs be
Why don't the great powers pick OF somebody
Because they are afraid they would get licked
---CorsicGna Truth.
That was an easy one
Suppose one of your New Year resolutions be
that you shall cease to be croaang snocker.-
, Nayasota EFomtner.
And another that you start business as a
croaker knocker
Whenever there is anything real good in the
/ house, the chances are we can't eat it--Ro5J
/ B2nnsr
1t is an absent minded naa that forges and
leaves his teeth at the Office
Andrew Carnegie, 50 report has it, has great
dread OF death. Well death IS losidg game
/ and Carnegie has more % lose than most OF US
I Palestine Esyat4.
Yes. thats 50. Hope your cold viii b. better
soon
Clean up those alleys !-coloya6o Spokesman.
And # Germany and England are not good
we may be called on TO also clean up the allies,
When you come in TO court in January drop d
wheel in your pocket to pay for the Democrat
. Shelby Democrat
Il is evidently your opinion that people who
are not reading the Democrat have wheels.
Maid Allen OF the Bartlett News suggests thai
the press gang of Texas begin the New Year witt
good resolutions Let's all do it for Maids
sake
Virgil Gallaher has accepted the twenty-2
year sentence imposed upon him for natrE 4
and hopes by good conduct TO cut it down
cade Good conduct in his early youth -
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