Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-11

IL Is no alku OF AppEuacuAuH
when you q . where you have
Numbered.
It does not follow that because 3
man is smooth that be hasn't any grit
about him.
A mans invitations 10 bis house
don't go, unless accompanied by bis
wife's card.
What is said on q moonlight night is
never ss important &c what is done on
n dark one.
There are people In the world who
never work and who just sort Of abb
sorb q living.
II a bride is real enthusiastic the big
black kettles in her kitchen look
"cute" to her.
Haven't you noticed that patience
becomes other people? Then why not
try 1t yourself.
Some young men are satisfied to
follow q profession without ever catch.
ing up with 1t.
When q man lie complimented he
thinks others are beginning to 9 him
as he sees himself.
There is no age at which q woman
ceases to see herself beautiful unless
she becomes blind.
Taking q tumble and taking a drop
are not synonymous, but one often
leads to the other.
The grade of a COW frequently de-
ponds upon whether or not It has
been hit by a train.
Childron's idea of a father is q man
who nevers puts gravy Oe their plates
where they want it.
Cupid probably confines his opera
lions to the parlor in winter owing to
his scanty WARDROBE.
It's all right to forge your way to
the front, provided you don't forge
another mans name.
The man who complains about 9TH
or men being in his road probably
doesn't own the road.
If to the pure all things are pure,
the chronic kicker must be q rank
specimen of humanity.
The stage has many ties for the
standard actor who has to walk home
along the railroad track.
1t sometimes happens that the man
who fights and runs aways turns up
with a bullet in his back.
The couDterfeiter who scorns to
make 90 cent pieces doesn't believe in
doing things by halves.
CT don't know what Pm good for,n
a worthless man said today: "I hope I
will make a good corpse"
A lot of trouble is stirred up by peo-
plo who insist on saying things when
they have nothing to say.
When It came to being we'll preserv-
ed Lots wife had al her female &C.
quaintances beat q block.
We wish we knew 9 wooden legged
man we'll enough to ask If be takes his
leg of when he goes to bed.
At 40 q woman is sacred about her
complexion as a man ls about his
pocket-book in q dark alley.
It takes q woman to kiss 3 child and
look In a mans eyes while she lie doing
1t as If she we're kissing him.
It should occur to 3 man oftener
that his friends don't mean ell they
say, and that his enemies do.
Be cheerful in your Affections, and
and all the credit you get is that you
are too stony-hearted to Care.
What the boys seem to need most is
to Join a union that prohibits mem
bers from sleeping overtime.
Next to knowing when to grasp an
opportunity the most important thing
is to know when to let go Of 1t.
The straw which frequently breaks
the cancels back is the kind used In
connection with mixed drinks.
Probably nothing jars an angry man
like the presence of q enclosing
spring on q door he wants to slam.
The first week after a girls pictures
come home from the photographers,
she does nothing but look at them.
II the earth were equally divided
among it's inhabitants each PERSONS
share would be about % 1-2 acres.
In one scene In Orchard CarveI."
II men have swords out ct one time,
to defend the honor Of the heroine.
When you see a crowd Of women,
and one has her arm around another,
that is a sign she is a school teacher.
It is q good deal easier to make q
woman think you love her than to
make her understand that you don't.
A woman's anger at her children Is
usually about as terrifying as the
shouts Of q local talent mob In q play.
The difference between the secret
woe Of the sexes is that bis hair
comes out, and hers comes out Of curl.
1t is merely a matter Of climate.
When 3 nan gets mad he says: dOh,
bel" and q woman says "oh, heav-
en-
II the average man would quit look
ing for soft snaps and stick TO his reg
ular job he would be better OF fnan-
cially.
Ayoung man isn't 3 social success