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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

In a iuvenile book entitled THE
Real Diary of a Real Boy" there is
peculiar little sentence: Nobody
got licked in school today, guess why,
because there wasn't emmy school
Old Jonesy was sick"
Now days things are different,
OF course one hears now and then
Of instances Of corporal punishment
but very few pupils get licked"
An up-to-date schooi boy might
make an entry in his journal about
there not being emmy school, but
the absence of any one getting
licked" would never be thought of.
Is it because boys and girls are bet
ter now days or is it because the
teachers can manage the pupils?
Perhaps the old time proverb to
spare the rod and spoil the child"
was firmly imbedded in the brain OF
the old time school master and
school ma'am. At any rate the boys
and girls who went to school at that
time have become fine and noble men
and women. Are they not the grand
parents and parents of the school
boy and girl of today? The lessons
one learns at school become. in after
years, a mere dream. You, of course
remember learning the multiplica-
ton table; how to conjugate the
verb, y love" and to tell the capt
tails OF the several states. OF course
you older people remember these
things, also the wild scrambel for
seats at the opening day. the choice
of seat mates and just whether your
seat should be near the stove or not.
Then there We're the games to be
played at recess and then the speak
ing of pieces on Friday afternoon
that gala day when your face would
shine from more than one reason
when your clean white apron was
tied with pretty ribbons on your
shoulders, or, if you happened to be
boy you We're decked out in your
best suit, a new tie and your hair
plastered tight to your head.
Of course there were scraps" and
sometimes a girl would fight with a
boy and be victor too.
With all the improvements in text
books and teachers the social feat
ures of school life are not so differ
~ from what they were long years
gro OF course the system is differ
'-s tho zeal knowledge obtained
IS not so much in excess of what it
used 10 be in those good old days
when nobody got licked" because
"Old Jonesy was sick" and there
wasn't emmy school"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
What We reat and Cure

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mt TO dangerous operations no detention from
business. painless cure.
NARICOCELEAND HYDROCELE-Disease
we have successfully treated twenty years and
never fail TO cure.
CONTAGIOUS BLOOD POISON-Syphilis.
gleet and gonorrhoea promptly and thoroughly
cured.
DISEASES OF THE RECTUM-Fistula, piles
| itching, etc, positively cured without knife.
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by our treatment.
BLADDER-ln cystits. cyser.
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STOMACH -Catarrh, liberation and dyspep-
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after eating, heartburn, etc.
URETHRAL OBSTRUCTlON-Our treatm't
| dislodges the urethral obstruction completely
and removes every obstruction from the urina.
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CONTAGIOUS BLOOD POISON-Our spec.
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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
Willie fell in the molasses
Barrel. in the shed.
Now I'll lick you, Willie"
His angry mother said.


The display Of amateur photogra-
ply at the county fair was indeed
an attractive one There were many
interesting views Of Lake Mcdonald,
The Glacier and Avalanche Basin;
also some fine pictures of the buffalo.
There We're other views of places in
Flathead county which We're indeed
artistic. Some of the interior views
exhibited were splendid
1t has Of late been quite a fad for
the true sportsman to hunt with a
camera. and even the brush artist
ignores pencil and sketch block, and
sallies forth nowadays with camera
depending entirely upon the artistic
imagination for coloring. the cam
ora's production giving all the lights
and shades that are necessary to the
artist for his picture.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
THE PINNACLE OF SUCCESS

HAS been reached in our superb collec-
IL tlon OF Fan and Winter apparel for
great majority of the best dressed men in
this part OF the country have been custom
ers OF ours? They have received the same
satisfaction as they formerly did when they
patronlzed custom tailor and paid twice as
much tor such garments. In connection
with this, and in full proof of our statement
we want to show you the Suits and Fall
Top Coats that we have marked
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
X Woflan'$ Page X

She sketched a husband strong and
brave
On whom her heart might lean;
None but hero would she have
This girl of II.
Her fancy subsequently turned
From deeds Of daring-dO;
For brainy intercourse she yearned
When she was %.
The years sped on, ambition taught
A worldly wise design;
\ man of wealth was what she
sought.
When she was %.
But time had modified her plan:
Weak. imbecile. or poor
Shes simply looking for a man
Now she is "a
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

The Bachelor Boys" are to have
party Whether it was because
there was so little going on socially
Or because the dance they gave about
year ago was such a success. it is
not knoWn-parhaps it was some
other reason that inspired the boys
to such an act OF graciousness-the
wanted to be nice to the girls and
give them good time-that was it.
of course.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Mans words to man are often flat,
Mans words to woman flatter.
Two men may often stand and chat
Two women stand and chatter.
philadelphia Press.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Just think in a few years proposals
in all probability will be master
pieces of literary art and then no
maiden will be able to resist accept
ing. The art of proposing is now be-
ing taught in Michigan at the state
university
Young girls have heretofore been
warned against the man who pro-
posed TOO sWGetly and too spontane-
ously, but this is all changed. for it
will now be marked a sign if ignOr-
ance not to be able to propose we'll
and with appropriate gestures etc
OF course after this thorough course
Of training which a young man is
supposed to 90 through, he will have
acquired enough sentiment to choose
proper setting and time for his
proposal Imagine girl standing
in front Of a class Of young men and
women and some awkward youth
knceling clumsiIy at her feet and
raving and ranting wildly Of his de-
votion and his great desire that she
should be his alone" That's bad
enough when tho two are alone to-
@ether,bu think of the ludicrous sit
nation when before the entire class.
The professor will say in his deep,
vet kindly voice, Put more life into
your Plea" why don't You show a
trace Of feeling?' now try it once
again" mo l1neel on both knees,
hold her harl-so-neXt"
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
SceietV'S Note Book.

The Century club met at Mrs. Ed
wards on Tuesday.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
$I2, SIS and $lS.

A custom tailor would charge you at least
double these prices for identically the same
quality, yet give you no better style and no
better fit.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
AROITT 1908

Behold the sweet girl graduate
Arrayed in kitchen gown,
Her sleeves above her elbow rolled,
Her back hair tumbling down.
And hear the Worts ehe', ,ttnrtn :.
you, Jimmy, come and dance
The baby while | go and patch
Your papa's other pants."
Browning's Magazine
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
For Sale Cheap.

One heavy work horse; one year
ling colt; one single top buggy
nearly new: one road cart.
E. A. Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Mrs, c. Z. Petit has returned to
her home at the lake after a pleasant
sOjourn in Kalispell.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Hon. William Scallon. accompan-
led by Col. Tom Marshall of Missoula,
and Charles Schwartz. visited in this
vicinity for several days Friday they
attended the fair and on Saturday
they went to Columbia Falls in Mr.
ScallOn's private car, returning here
about noon, and accompanied by Mr..
and Mrs. Reed, Mrs. Jack. Mrs. Me
denhofen, Miss Talbot Dode and
Clarissa Talbot. Mrs. futile of Butte,
Mr.. Toole of Missoula and several
kalsispellites, drove out to the White
side home and viewed the orchard
Later Mr.. O'Brien drove up from
Somers and the Butte party returned
to the lake with him, going home on
the boat on Monday via Selfish.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Have your horse shod at G. NJ
Jumps.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Hon. w. G. Conrad of Great Falls
has been a kalispell visitor this
week
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Some time ago Mr.. o. H. Barnhill
of Holt, suggested that a camera club
be formed in Flathead county with
headquarters at Kalispell. There are
more than handful of amateur pho
tographers, and it is hoped that some
one will call meeting in the near
future and make the necessary plans
for an organization of this kind.
There are numerous people here
who would undoubtedly "thuse" over
the idea. There is Mr.. Gibson and
DR.. Lamb who have both taken ar
tistic pictures; A. N. Tobie has gain
ed quite reputation for himself:
Miss O'Brien, of Somers. has some
very fine negatives. and Mrs. May r.
Niedenhofen, of Columbia Falls, is
another enthusiastic amateur photog-
rapher: Mr.. Barnhill has negatives
OF many of the prettiest spots in the
county. He has some good interior
views also. Miss Noffsinger, too,
has a camera and is fond of the
beautiful in nature. There are scores
OF others who would gladly become
Interested if there was only some one
to start the ball rolling Who will it
be-
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Heads of bald men oft remind us
We should treat our wives with
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

1t used to be an accepted theory
among many physicians of Europe
that a case of absolute color blind
ness was incurable In these days
science does not like to admit that
anything is incurable.
1t is said that silk dealers have to
do with about two thousand different
cOlors and shades. and, of course,
radical defects in distinguishing color
often cause great confusion and loss.
But color blindness on railroads cost
us over $500 killed and injured in
1901. while color blindness in sailors
was the cause Of even more appalling
fatalities. Physicians inform us
that one person out of every twenty
is color blind It therefore becomes
2 very serious and important ques-
ton whether this defect is incuTable
or not. How is it that of the Indians
examined by Blake and Franklin, of
Kansas university only one in a
hundred was found to be color blind
while of civilized races it is one in
twenty? How is it that while it is
so prominent among men it is com
paratively rare among women? The
Indians do not strain their eyes un-
der the new inventions of illumination
as do civilized men, and women do
not corrupt their blood with poison
liquors as do mon. Nevertheless.
color blindness is in many cases not
the result of bad habits. 1t can be
cured by taking it in hand in youth
The main thing is for parents to dis
cover its existence early enough. and
after that all that is needed is
proper training Arc the teachers
aware of il?
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Fred Whiteside went to Missoul
on business trip Wednesday via tn
lake.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

No use TO sigh
over what's conc by,
For signing will never mend it:
Whilst a foIler's n-lvin'
He's foolish TO gtve in
Money is gone when YOU spend it,
Toughest Of trouble
Is only a bubble
Though it looks mighty distressn'
No time for sighin'
Whilst time is a-nvin'-
Half the time troubles a bessin',
Nature seems almost at q stand
stll and is resting a bit before the
fall rush and preparation for winter
How quickly the summer months
have come and gone; the song birds
and sally blooming flowers. and now
October with all her madding beauty
cnchants us. The sun sinks down
behind the hills and the sky assumes
a clear tint and then the twinkline
stars come cut, a chilliness creeps
into the air and these clear COO
nights are just the finest in the
world for calm, restful sleep.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Or departing leave behind us
Half our natural locks of hair.
Buffalo Times.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23
Stamp Photos

Stamp Photos, twenty-four for Is
cents. 535 Second street west.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23


wards on Tuesday.
Hon. w, G. Conrad. of Great Falls,
week
Mrs. c. E. Petit has returned to
her home at the lake after a pleasant
sojourn in Kalspell.
Fred Whiteside went to Missoula
on business trip Wednesday via the
lake.
Hon. John R. Toole. Of Missoula,
was guest at the Whiteside home
during his visit here.
Mr.. and Mrs Charles Skinner
drove up to Columbia Falls on Tues
day and returned home Wednesday,
Mrs. Julia Clemens. of Rockford,
I'LL, aunt of Mr.. J. Harrington Ed
wards, is here for visit of several
weeks.
Mr.. o. II. Barnhin is to make a
trip to the eastern part of Montana
in the near future and write up that
part of the country for various east
ern farm papers and periodicals. The
Great Northern people have made the
ARRANGEMENTS with him and it is a
we'll known fact they always have
the best of everything, and it is con-
coded that his writings will be of
very great interest. not only to the
population of the east. but to those
who know Mr.. Barnhill in this part
of the country.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Hon. John r. Toole. of Missoula
was guest at the Whiteside home
during his visit here
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

A piano recital was given by the
pupils of Professor Disbrow. assist
ed by Miss Gates. elocutionist last
Wednesday evening at Sherman's
music parlor. The room was crowd
ed. All were delighted with the pro
gram. Each number was carefully
prepared and we'll rendered. The
program was as follows:
Queen Of the Pixies Va. Ina SOnter
Lit'le Fairy Schottische .....
.............., Naomi LedgerwOod
Damask Rose Marie Driscoll
Home Sweet Home 49,. Maud Pierce
Ueo Galop ......... Matte Reinking
recitation ...........'. Miss Gates
Belle Of the Season Waltz ......
.................. Charlie King
Forget-menot Schottische ,..,.
....,.........,. LeOna Franklin
Delightful Schottische ........
.............. Elsie Ledgerwood
Song tMazourka) .... Cora Houtz
Evergreen Waltz .. Mat King
When tbs Moonlight. Grace Hundley
The Anniversary ..... George Bush
Robin Red Breast Polka John King
Recitation ,.......... Miss Gates
Golden Rain Anna Rathgeber
\ Warmin' Up in Dixie .......
................ Kate Thomas
Anona ............. Maud Hundley
Waves of the Ocean Galop ..
........... Winifred Knight
La Fountaine .......Ir Irene Leopold
Recitation .......... Miss Gates
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Mr. and Mrs. Charles Skinner
drove up to Columbia Falls on Tues
day and returned home Wednesday
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-10-23

Mrs Julia Clemens. of Rockford
Ill, aunt of Mr.. ]. Harrington Ed
wards, is here for visit of severa
weeks.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1903-06-13
SERyiAN SOLDIERS FRIENDLY TO
LATE MONARCH MARCHING
ON THE CAPITAL.
fCFuLkcE SAID TO &c DIVIDED
VARIOUS ELEMENTS NOT UNANI.
NOUS IN CHOICE OF NEW
SOVEREIGN.

Berlin, June ia dispatch to the
Iokal Anzeiger from Budapest says
the garrison of Nisch, where hhe late
King Alexander was most popular, is,
according to a railroad official who
has arrived at Budapest from Bel
grade, marching 6n the Servian cap
ital, with full war equipment and
artillery.
The kilograms from Belgrade differ
as to the attitude of the Seryian peo-
PIE. Some of them say that only the
military element desires Prince Kara
georgevitch to be king. others say the
Servians want Prince Mirkko of Mon
tenegro to rule over them, while many
of the more intelligent section Of the
population are in favor OF the estab-
lishment OF a republic.
A dispatch from Belgrade says the
massacre lasted three-quarters OF an
hour. The assailants declared the
killing of King Alexander was unavoid-
able, because if the queen alone had
been murdered the court clique would
have melted the king to persecution
and repriSals.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1903-06-13
AID IS URGENTLY NEEDED.
Kansas City (kan) 9eiief Committee
Issues Second Appeal.

Kansas City. June 13.-KaEsas City.
Kan, is still sorely in need CT aid for
it's flood sufferers. The second urgent
appeal to the country at large has
been issued by the relief committee
of that city 1t follows:
"The destituti0n on the part Of the
food sufferers III Kansas City, Kan,
demands immediate relief. Local
charity is totally inadequate to meet
the situation. Outside assistance is
imperative. Two entire wards and
parts Of two others, comprising by OFF,
cial census in March, 1903, at least
23, 900 souls out of a population or
co., 600 in the entire city, are made
homeless and dependent. Hundreds OF
their homes have been swept away
and those that remain have been le't
with a deposit of filth, both inside AMI
out. of from ore to three feet in deptn.
In most instances persons were able
to save only the clothing they Wore.
their household goods and clothing
having been swept away or destroyed
by water and mud. Kansas City,
Kan. has fed and sheltered these 3D.
600 porst.ns -fs.- eleven days. While
the number dependent on charity Il
gradually disappearing as employment
opens up, yet there will be many thou
sands dependent on charity for FOOD,
clothing and household goods for
weeks TO come"
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1903-06-13
RECEIVER is ASKED.
Shipbuldng Trust Called Into United
States Court.

Trenton, n j., June l3.-The United
States Shipbuilding company, under
an order from Judge Kirkpatrick OF
the United States circuit court. must
appear on Monday and show cause
why it should not be placed in the
hands of a receiver.
The application was made by Ro-
land K. Conklin, who charges that the
company is insolvent and alleges fraud
in connection with its Incorporation
and management.
Bonds were issued by the company
to the amount of $16,000,000, and the
applicants for a receiver assert that
they acquired some of these bonds on
the strength of reports tLat the prop
critics to be acquired by the compaa,
were worth over 10000 600. Ii is
charged that the properties acquired
were worth nothing like s20000,00o
1t is also alleged tnat the company
purchased from Charles M. Schwab
the WORKS of the Bethlehem Steel
company at an eXorbitant figure.
Schwab, it is said, made s27,000.O09
out of the deal.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1903-06-13
ROADS WIN ON EVERY POINT.
Decision on Appeal From Ruling of In
terstate Commission.

New York, June 13.-Julge La
combe, in the United States circuit
court. handed down an opinion in the
appeal taken by the interstate com
merce commission against the coal
carrying roads to compel the witness
es to produce certain contracts an!
answer certain questions in the w. X.
Hearst proceedings.
The contracts We're refused by the
witnesses on The advice Of counsel. In
the opinion Judge Lacombe sustains
the position of the railway companies
in every particular, except in one in
stance. President Truesdale Of the
I.ackawanna and Western is directed
to answer certain questions regarding
the details of general expense.
Judge Lacombe holds as reason for
this that documents regarding the
items of expense were already In evi-
dence.
He holds that any contract referring
to coal transportation alone should b.
produced, but no such contracts We're
called for
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1903-06-13
Letters from
Women

Cured by the use of Kodol are received daily
Their troubles nearly all begin with indiges
ton or other stomach disorder.
If the food you eat fails to give strength
to your body, 1t is because the juices Sc.
creted by the stomach and digestive organs
are inadequate to transform the nutrient prop
critics of the food into blood. That Is
indigestion. The system Is deprived of the
amount of nourishment required to keep ur
the strength, and the result is that one OF
more of the delicate organs gradually grows
weak, and then weaker, until finally 1t is
diseased. Here a great mistake Is made
That Of treating the diseased organ. The
best doctors In the land make this very
mistake. Why should they? II is SO easy
to see that the trouble is not there.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1903-06-13
FEARS NO DISTURBANCE.
New Servian Premier Discusses Plans
for the Future.

Belgrade, Servia, June 13.-Every-
thing is quiet thus far throughout the
country, according to all the official
and other reports.
The new Servian premier, M. Ava
kumovies, Is quoted as saying:
Il returned home Thursday from
Alexinatz, where | was on professional
legal business. | was at once sum
moned to the ministry, where the
other ministers had assembled They
informed me that the deed was COM
mitted at their request. | accepted
the premiership. AT present we are
not in communication with Kara
georgevitch, even ii the army has
proclaimed him king. His election as
king is probable, however, as there Is
no other course open. 1t will remain
for the skupschtina to elect him or
not The government Will not pro-
pose him, but viii leave this task to
the representatives of the people. We
Shall then resign. We do not fear any
external interference, as there was
none in the case of Bulgaria.
Please say that peace prevails
throughout the country and that it
will continue"