Evening journal., 1903-05-22
CAUGHT AT RANDOM


CAUGHT AT RANDOM
The Rev. Dr. William Douglas Mac
kenzie, professor Of Systematic The
ologv in the Chicago Theological Semi
nary. who has accepted the presidency
of Hartford Theological Seminary is
considered one OF the foremost theo-
logians.
Secretary of War Root is to join the
fashionable colony I'm upper Park ave-
nue.. New York He has purchased
two lots al Nos. 100 and 102 East Sew
enty-frst street, as site for $780,
600 residence The buildings now oc-
cupying the site will be torn down
Miss Marshall Klser is sugar in
spector for the Spreckles Sugar Com
pany. Of Hawaii. Miss Kiser is a
Kentucky woman and began the study
of chemistry at the State College at
Lexington. She continued her work
under Professor John Ur Lloyd, and
in 1901 she was elected a member OF
the American Chemical Association.
"The personal hatterer is all right,
said the office philosopher. while no
one believes a word he says every one
wants to-"
He-Could you love me il I lost all
my money?
she-How much have you to lose?
Excuse me. boss" said Weary
Walker. plaintively from the roadside,
my auto is just broken down. an II
you'll let me have quarter for gaso-
line I'll return it when I git to Atlan-
/ tic CITY,
Friend-I understand your husband
/ is interested in the race question.
Wife-Indeed he is not. He does not
kRow one horse from another.
1t has been decided that aliens in
British prisons are not to be taught
any trade i'm the future.
An engine driver working from
Crewe to London and back has to no
tice no fewer than $40 signals.
Bedsteads with alarm clocks as part
of the headrail are being made for
South London's early risers.
The recent fad in the fashionable
world of London is hotel for pet
dogs. This establishment has been
started by Mrs. Chan-Toon in dainty
house i'm Belgravia. Mrs. Chan-Too
a year or so ago. owned the Dogs Toi-
let Club in Bond street.
King Christian, OF Denmark, although
S5 years old, will leave in a few days
for Paris to return the visit of Presi-
dent Loubet, and later win returE
King Edwards visit.
II is reported that Miss Berth'
Krupp, daughter Of the late million
aire of Essen, and undoubtedly tn
richest young woman in Europe. vii
wed the son Of a prominent banker o
Cologne.
Professor Edmund S. Meany, of tn
Smithsonian Institute, is the frs
scientist to visit the mummy caves Q
the Aleuts, of Alaska. Many mummie
to be sure, have been sent from Alask
o from time to time. but no man q
/. learning has ever examined the cave
N themselves.
< AS the young woman rose TO leay
n the car it stopped with jerk, and sh
10 stepped heavily on the toes of the ma
NJ who had been sitting beside her.
N Il beg your pardon, sir" she said.
~ Not at all, madam" he replied, wit
~ CHASTITY smile on his anguished fac
~ Il didn't feel it."
M What did you let that little fello
lv call you a liar for?"
"Oh, ! never fight a smaller m;
,- than myself. There's no glory
ro licking him-and there's always q
nv possibility that l might get licked
NJ Weary Raggles-You won't
lis nothin' decent In there. Them pc
he pie is vegetarians.
so Hungry Harry--Is that right?
en- Weary Raggles--Yes; an they got
is dog wot amt
off Did he marry for love?"
L. Il believe he did, but l understa
'be he very soon compromised on none
rid
81 hear there was some romal
connected with your marriage?"
Nothing romantic about 1t. Our
hgious views differed; my wife ma
tanning that the only hell there is
si- upon earth, and she married me
lsl- prove it, .-..,.... -. } 40. "a. :