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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
EDUCATIONAL.


AUGUSTANA COLLEGE-Business depart
ment. thorough business training given
for entry into commercial lite. Terms
reasonable. Apply at Augustana college.
VILLA DE CHANTAL-A home school for
girls conducted by the Sisters of the Visi-
tation Rudimentary and higher branches
and all polite accomplishments taught
Rock ISlaud.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
LOST AND ronNn

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LOST-A packet of bills between Nineteenth
and Twentieth streets and Second and
Ninth avenues. Finder please return 70
this once.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
PERSONAL.

~~~-~-~~~~~~~~~-~~~~~~~-~
MARY Z. SHIELDS, you can obtain the ad-
dress of the person who has found papers
of value to you by calling at this ONCE and
paying for this notice.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
ELECTRICAL.

W. A. ROBB & COAL kinds OF electrical
construction. Estimates furnished and
service prompt and reliable. Fine line of
eenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
INSURANCE..


INSURANCE on dwellings and household
goods a specially. Oldest and best COM
panies, lowest rates @. r. Chamberlin,
Mitchell q Lynde block. Phone 1880.
PLEASANT F. COX-Real estate and insur-
ance. Old fire companies represented
Your patronage solicited. Phone Union
50. ONCE over Thomas drug store.
TORNADO INSURANCE-Rates for city
property 20 cents per 500 one year, 40 cents
per 300 three years, 90 cents per 800 five
years. Call or address @. r. Chamberlin
Agent, Mitchell & Lynde building.
HAYES CLEAVELAND - The pioneer
agency. Old time and IRE tested compa-
nies. Fire, lightning, plate glass, tornado,
accident, lie, or almost any form of risk.
Ground floor offices 40 to 2is. Eighteenth
street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
Fuel

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EMPIRE COAL & COKE COMPANY-whole
sale and retail dealers in bituminous and
anthracite coal. Prompt delivery service
1870
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

each county, local resident
representative to sell our high grade CT
CARS to the trade on ! new proposition;
quality and price defy competition. Able
statesmen can easily make from $500 to 1900
a month. Exclusive territory given; no
capital needed; no pay for samples eN-
S2meIs & Co, 6o-71 Dearborn street, Chica-
go, Ill
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

HENRY GAETHJE = Proprietor Chippian-
mock nursery. Cut flowers and designs of
all kinds. City store, 1907 Second avenue.
Telephone 6lO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

wANTED-sEALEH HELP
" 800 90, -
tween ages cf Is a Grs s. ones wiling
work. Good wages. Inquire at Harper
house.
WANTED Man to supervise boy samplers
for Rock Island and Moline Man with rig
| p eterred. Call or address NJ r Gwin, 107
Main street, Davenport.
WANTED-A first class man for wood ma
chlne, Tone capable OF selecting lumber
and working from stock bill Apaly at
Rock Island Organ factory, Forty-tourth
street.
WANTED Bright Young man to travel, ad-
start and ali expenses. Self addressed
envelope tor reply. Address Road Supt,,
I'll Pontiac building, Chicago.
wANTED-Men to learn barber trade. Spec
ial inducements for summer months. Po-
Saturdays. Few weeks completes. with
the advantages OF steady practice and ex-
pert instructions. Write today. Moler
Barber college, Chicago, Ill.
WANTED---FEMALE HELP.
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WANTED-Pantry girls at the Harper house
WANTED Inexperienced sewing girls at the
Tri-City Regalia companys.
WANTED-Womant to do washing at home.
Call at 1923 Seventeenth street.
WANTED Lady demonstrators and agents.
Call at 1922 Third avenue. ]. L. Edgren.
work in family of two. Call at w. s. Yer
bury's. 2l0S Third avenue.
WANTED-Ladies to COPY letters at home
Si2.50 paid weekly. Send Stamped envelope,
Sample letter. Eureka Co., % Duane st.
New York.
WANTED Energetic lady TO travel in Till
nois ad Yertising and collecting: S15 week
lY and all expenses. Address Manager
Porter. 800 Dearborn street, Chicago, Ill.
WANTED-At once lady solicitors for the
tri-cities; good pay; steady employment.
experience not necessary; no books or
Twelfth street.
wANTED-AGENTs
earning g 900 year, for mercantile line.
Give references. Address 'B 49, this ONCE.
WANTED-A good city and country agent
tor newly patented article uSeuin every
home. This has been Investigated and tn
dofSed by your ch'et OF ponce as well as
mayors and ministers of other cities. Ask
for NJ. Madison al f. G. FraZer's coal once,
1922 Third avenue.
WANTED - Trustworthy person in each
county to manage business. old establish
ed house, solid financial standing; straight
bona flde weekly cash salary as paid by
check each Wednesday, with all expenses
direct from headquarters; money advanc-
ed for expenses. Manager. 37e Caxton bldg.
Chicago.
WANTED-An established wholesale house,
recently incorporated, extending business,
desires to engage competent manager for
branch house. Salary tl0O per month. eX-
penses and commission. Must invest 81 600
In capital stock of company. on which diYi-
dend of per cent will be guaranteed. and
furnish satisfactory references. Address,
Secretary, box 40 Kansas City, Mo.
WANTED-In each county, local resident
representative to sell our high grade CT
gars to the trade on 4 new proposition;
quality and price defy competition. Able
statesmen can easily make from 800 to 1900
a month. Exclusive territory given; no
capital needed; no pay for samples eX-
acted. Apply with references to George
Samels & Co, 69-71 Dearborn street, Chica-
go, Ill
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
Art DECORATION.

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PARDON & SON-Artistic interior decora-
ton. Finest line of late paper carried and
skilled worEmen employed. Moderate
prices. AZ Seventeenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

WANTED - Trustworthy person in each
county to manage business, old establish
ed house, solid financial standing: straight
bona flde weekly cash salary as paid by
check each Wednesday, with all expenses
direct from headquarters; money advanc-
ed for expenses. Manager. S7e Caxton bldg.
Chicago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

WANTED-An established wholesale house,
recently incorporated, extending business,
desires to engage competent manager for
branch house. Salary tI0O per month, eX-
penSes and commission. Must invest 81 900
In capital stock of company. on which diYi-
dend of per cent will be guaranteed. and
furnish satisfactory references. Address,
Secretary, box 40 Kansas City, No
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
PHYSICIANS.
DENTISTS.

SNSc~HS~|~S~|~SC~~oc~~-~@ 100000
J. 7. TAYLOR-DenttSt. once hours $50 To
u m, 1870 to p. In. 2l9x Eighteenth
street, opposite Union ONCE. Telephone
new 1888.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

HEATING AND PLUMBING.
CHANNON. PERRY & COMPANY-Heating
and plumbing along scientific and SAINT
tary lines. Careful and skilled workmen.
Prompt attention. 1l4 West Seventeenth
street. Phone 11i8
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
FLORISTS,

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THE LONGVIEW Park Floral company,
Meyer & Behring. Props. Green houses
1ll5 Fifteenth street. Plants, cut flowers
and designs.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
ARCHITECTS.

LEONARD DRACK-Architect and superin-
tendent. Skinner block, second floor.
once hours-10 to u "a 4 to $50 p. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

WANTED-A good city and country agent
for newly patented AT icle used in every
home. This has been investigated and tn
do, sed by your chief of police as well as
for NJ. Madison at f. G. FraZer's coal once,
1922 Third avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
WANTED-AGENTa.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS solicitor capable of
earning g 600 year, for mercantile line.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01
aRAIN ann PRoYIsIoNs.


II. J. TOHER & CO.-Brokers. Davenport.
Stocks, grain, provisions, cotton. Prtva1e
wire to New York and Chicago. Offices
100 Main street. Telephone 40.
GEORGE n. SIDwELL & CO.-Commission
merchants Grain. hay and provisions.
Members of the Chicago board of trade
and Chicago Stock exchange. Established
25 years. No. $40 and 543 Rialto building
Long distance phone Harrison 1865
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

WANTED-Several bright young men be-
tween ages Of Is and IS. Ones willing to
work Good wages. Inquire at Harper
house.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

JACKSON, HURST & STAFFORD-Attorney
at Law. once In Rock Island National
bank building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

LUDOLPH s. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. at
] law. Money to loan. General legal busi-
ness Notary public. 1785 Second avenue,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1903-07-01

WANTED-At once, 6 lady solicitors for the
tri-cities; good pay; steady employment.
experience not necessary; no books or
novelties. Call between and p. m, 532
Twelfth street.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14
Flight of Birds.

Interesting facts as TO flight Of birds
have resulted from long series of Oh
servations. whose general results have
recently been published.
An eagle was observed by Hergesseil
of Strassburg 10 fly at height of 1850
feet.
a lark was detected at an altitude Of
1000 feet. AerOnauts have encountered
crows as high as 400 feet from the
earth.
These. however, are exceptional al
titudes for birds TO attain. As a rule,
/ 800 feet seems To be the limit.
The German OrnithOlogical society
has been conducting experiments with
pigeons and finds that when liberated
ut height of 5000 feet down to rs lit
tie as 200 feet they drop rapidly to a
much lower region of the atmosphere.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14
enid in an ,lndertonc.

said in an undertonc.
Mr.. Morton bowed. but said moth
Ing.
Bernard Seymour examined his gun
meth odically. He ran his eye along
the sights and studied the adjust
ment for distance. He spoke quietly
TO Sidney Hammond received a nod
of approval and went forward, TAX
ing a position near the bow of the
boat.
Capt. Baldwin whistled 70 signal
that he would go TO starboard.
There was no answer from the
"Shark." Again the Helen Carmody"
blew warning blast. In answer the
shark" ran up flag signal asking
the "Helen Carmody" to clay to-"
Capt. Baldwin hesitated n moment.
He then gave the word to the engf-
nccr to 90 ahead full speed. They
had been running half speed. so as
to avoid any chance Of collision.
Capt. Baldwin gave blast to indi-
cate that he would pass the shark"
TO leeward. The shark" slightly
changed Its course. and went slowly
ahead parallel to its rival, but grad
ually drawing nearer.
As they came abreast the Shark"
was not $50 yards away. Those on
the Helen Carmody" could see Capt.
Waters on the bridge. The crew was
grouped on the forward deck.
A tall, slender figure in yachting
uniform suddenly appeared by the
side of Capt. Waters. Sidney in
stantly recognized Walter Il. IIcstor,
who raised megaphone. His voice
sounded sharp and clear.
stand by; ] wish to come aboard"
he shouted
rs the shark in distress?" was
the reply of Capt. Baldwin.
"She is not" shouted Ilestor.
The two yachts were 50 close it
was possible TO converse without a
meCaphone.
stand or" shouted Capt. Bald
win. stand Off! Nou cannot come
aboard. This is a private yacht,
bound for New Orleans. stand off,
or will run Won down"
Hello, there. MIR. Rockwell"
shouted Hestor. lifting his cap and
bowling profoundly. Did you have
good time? How are you. MIR. Nor
ton? You are so tanned | scarcely
recognized you, How do you do,
Mr.. Kent? lIcstoria seems TO have
agreed with you, Hello, Sidney!
Kindly tell your friends, Sidney. that
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14

In the ministry service and salary
are not coequal terms. The high office
was not created for the advantage Of
the holder, and the calling is degraded
the subject of money equivalents. The
work Of the ministry is more especial
ly in the realm of the moral and spir-
itual and therefore can never he "fiuau-
cially compensated in any exhaustive
commercial sense Nevertheless the
minister adapted 10y conduct and learn
ing to his high calling ordinarily does
have and should have salary proper
Tomato 10 the demands Of the field he
is filling and compensations far more
satisfying and worthy of consideration
than sala ries.- Century.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14

Tell him to come up at once"
said Mr. Chalmers.
Capt Waters knocked at the door
and entered the room. He bowed to
Mr., Chalmers and stood by the door,
refusing to take seat.
THE shark is anchored out in
the river" said Capt. Waters without
any preliminary remarks. Mr.. Hes
tor is in a hospital He is in a bad
way. He is shot and crazy. ] want
to tell you how this happened.
worked for his father before him.
He saved my life and | would die for
him or his son. have known Walter
since he was boy. Lately he has
been acting queer. He told me those
men were political prisoners. | am
used to obeying orders and having
them obeyed, II was only yesterday
that | learned the truth. On Thurs
day he sent 81 boat ashore at Mo-
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14


J must have the pleasure of their
company aboard the shark at once!
IheN are diSarranging my plans.
NH''N your Aacht ana WIFI S"hd
Iaun'h over htter you. mere L. my
"iu coleee ch''m' L sylvester \ln-
cent row are YOU ora rhap' >on
look ''ke inc real th'ng' No non
sehS' ao"u' 'hls' sidney H'op your
poa'' or VIII stop her tor you.
~ on keep of our course shouted
sidney. These gentlemen do not
care 70 see you. Go your way and
90 not molcSt MS. You VIII do so at
your peril capt. Waters that man
j. insane on Should put hln in
irons ana take h'ha 10 New orleans.
are you me captain OF a pirate snip?
ms Is MT armody'S yacht with
names ABOARD We demand that we
ne allowed !" proceed and request
you 10 90 your du'y ana turn that
man over I" the authorities. He is
criminal or iuna'lc.
am am J. shouted Hestor.
ne oaSh'd th' meSaPhone to the
bridge ana leaped to the lower deck.
LIKE a hash ne Jumped to the rapid
fre gun capt Waters yelled an or
ger III was nor IhlShed when there
came SPIT on hre from the muzlle
or the z rh' lhree OF the crew dashed
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14
CAPTAIN JOHN WATERS.

The shark"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14
Several Kinds of Cats.

that has dropping ears The Mombas
cat Of the west coast Of Africa is COW
cred with stiff bristly hair. \ Para
quay cat is only one-quarter rs big IA
the ordinary eat of this part of the
world II has long body and short,
shiny hair In South America there
is a race of cats which do not know
how to meow.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14

papers. He left one where found it.
Then ] knew the facts. Hestor had
told me we were going back to the
place where we left these men. OF
course ! know now what he was
after. He intended to meet you and
stop you. just as | was about to
take matters in my own hands, we
sighted your boat. | thought l would
humor him. 7 intended to come to
New Orleans and give him up. and
stand trial il | have done wrong.
saw One of your men shot him in
the head, and he is likely to die. He
has not been right since we left New
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14

81. Clair MCkelway. editor Of the
Brooklyn Eagle, once asked Thomas r..
Reed why he made Nelson Dingley
chairman of ways and means. He re-
piled; Some men would like to sit in a
sumptuous parlor with a young, lovely
and coquettish girl and I've petted by
her. You and wouldn't do it, but we
would like it. Now, Dingley in prefer
cnce to doing that would he happier
sitting on the bottom of an upturned
bucket, in the darkest corner of deep
cellar at midnight, with only the light
of stump candle by which to cipher
out on rough brown paper the proper
schedules for tariff hill. That is why
wanted Aim for chairman OF WAYS
and meana'
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14
THE ENID
How She Knew.

A little girl from crowded tene'
ment-house was delightedly telling a
friend in the college settlement about
her teacher, relates the Youths Com
panion.
"She's just perfect lady, that's what
she 10 said the child.
"Huh. How do you know she's n
perfect LADY," questioned her friend
"Nou'vc known her only two days.
Its easy enough telling" was the
indignant answer. know she'sa per
feet lady because she makes me feel
polite all the time"
His majesty's cruiser Leander is TO be
fitted as "A baseship for torpedo boat de
slrONers in The Qiterranean al a cost
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1903-05-14

Two million Americans suffer the tor
turing panEs Of dyspepsia No need to.
Burdock Blood Bitters cures. Al any
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
GIFTS OF TIE MIGHTY WEST.
Enormous Share She as s4aa

Enormous Share She Has FAC IN
s4lda 8 Uo HE Nation.
She eave andrew JACKSON that
fierce F4i a4=a =5ar5t Who broke
down 5l5e "a .a5s af conservative
aHle swept a#8z 80 HiFacies and
privilege 81 z.z5am aad. Ike d
Es0t.ja aa5set. =+e4.6d the temnIe Of
ehe nation fo LIZ ~ nulace sine rave
rs Abraham Lincoln whose saunt
frontier 5ofm aau eaar5ed massive
land tod Of ae eaa6fet with the for
aet whose grasp oa tie aX handle OF
BE pioneer vas 10 ffmer than his
-Hasp Of the aelm Of the shin OF state
as It breasted Ire seas Of evil var
She gave rs tae u aaaav OF the pio-
Deer iaEmer aa he marched daringlY
an TO the conquest Of the arid lands,
aud met his first defeat 8F forces TOO
strong to be dealt With under the old
conditions. She has furnished to this
new democracy her stores Of mineral
wealth that dwarf those Of the old
world ard her provinces that in them
selves are yaster and more productive
fAan most Of the nations of Europe.
ON Of her Bounty has come a nation
whose industrial competition alarms
the old world and the matters Of those
resources Weld wealth and power
vaster than the wealth and power of
kir rs, Best OF all the vest gave not
only 70 the American, but TO the IN
hanpy and oppressed Of al Iands,
vision Of hope. an assurance that the
world held a place where We're to be
found high faith in man and the will
and power to furnish him the oppor-
tunitv 70 grow % the full measure Of
his own capacity Atlantic Monthly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
Acciin,atea gu Over.

When the Marquis of Lorne was
Governor General OF Canada as the
story goes, he stood, clad in furs
watching winter sports a Ottawa the
temperature was about zero An IN
dian a few feet distant seemed equa iIy
comfortable and as much interested IN
the games, though his body was
mostly uncovered The nobleman ask
ed the savage aow he could endure
such exposure y should think you
would freeze" he said Why white
mans face not freeze replied the
indian. Our faces are used to the
cold answered the Governor. The
indian ended the colloauy With tae
pithy retort, lniun all face
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
A LEAD PENCIL TEST.
It Indicates Certain Characteristics
of the Owner

It Indicates Certain Characteristics
of the Owner.
"judee q mans character hF iaad
pencils p repeated armmcr ID an
uptown hotel tais morning that's
new standard ito oa
BY 5ead Eenei}s ontfauea @n
elderly gentleman with . benevolent
eountenanco 5ad evidently d Hla@5e#e
bank account
i am the head If one OF the LARGEST
retail houses in Chicago ne resumed
Il was formerly manager gf t6e con-
cern and / hired all of its employees
soon became used o sizing uB mon
young and old for what say does net
apply to women because they don't
carry pencils
Human nature. soon found tHns
iii regular channels and The man
who catches on to the courses 0f these
channels is net Going to be 50 EerX
much fooled by his fellow men even
though the latter NAV conceal their
characteristics artfully or innocently
One day while an applicant for
place stood before me asked MIN to
lend me his pencil He produced one
so neatly sharppned at both ends taat
gave him a second glance and saw
that his appearance. though his cloth
ing was not new. accorded with the
exaetness shown in the neat sharp
pencil points engaged aim and
to-day he is the assistant manager 6f
our store
THAT gave me new idea. would
ask applicants to lend me a pencil.
Men who carried serappy bits of pen
Gil, duh and unsharpened or bitten off
at the ends as rule | found to saoW
other external evidences of possessing
characteristics which negatived their
engagement. I found that men who
kept about them well-sharpened pen
ellis We're, as a rule, good mathemati-
clans, We're handy with their pen
wrote a good hand. we're neat in their
habits and were otherwise superior to
the other fellows
u won't say that the lead pencil
test of mans nature proves anything
definite as regards his honesty but it
viii show a good line on lis character
istics, and this class OF men are
usually more honest and certainly
more serupulous and exact than the
chaps who carry pencils that cant be
used ill you go through the tiresome
process of getting out Feu own knife
and putting a point Yourself apon the
lead - WASHINGTON Star
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
ce3TUeE5 - sGas szat aaa.

Motseas 1-aat - Gae5sz.s = - 547.
g,o,is o. -
G-r-ain a5tB#es
5as.ftfaa - sareafs zsa.7sse-
stake ore H#t j. p z1rza -
haIa 3ae zaae1 #s#5a s#faz - ~.
aieate 55eaaHt =>se=a1aea= a.5a
the fingers On fae forehead ia show
eereeaf#ate5 attention We applv he
Whole land 70 rHb t4e hands is
efer3@aere sign df icy aud To ela9
tHef1 SIN of enthusiasm It would
be easy ta multiply examples. At
tirmation Heaation rppusjon are al
adieafea bY motions mat every one
understands
z is The same. IN quite as great q
lealee with nationaHties in .nlte of
he original diversity Of the races that
make them up. The mimotfe edar-
.cter results at once from race from
istory and from climate
The gesture Of the Eng1isdman IS
ieree and harsh; he speaks briefly
braspuely. be is cold, positive, force.
fal His salutaton is cold and accen-
Bared but his handshake IS loyal.
The gesture Of Germany IS heavy,
GOD humored and always un2raceful
Aany Of the Slav people are unwilling
to look one in the face and they have
4 false gesture
The Spaniard aud the Porueuese5
although dwelling in a Southern land,
gestieulate little heir lan8page IS
r&thmic slow, solemn, they are grave
heir salutaton IS a little theatrical
The Italian is lively mobile intel
ieent. gay his language IS barmo-
nions sonorons warm and luminous.
ike his eountry's sky. The sanitation
at the Italian is quick and full OF
ceiling. his gestures colored and eT.
as =2erafpd
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1903-04-07
His View cf the Constitution.

Representative Fitzgerald told the
Story Of tie IFishman who Went to ger
uaturalized and in answer 10 the
question. Have Fou read the Consti-
tuition of the United States?" replied,
No. Yer honor have not but me
friend. Mike lanahan read If to NO
and mieEty Well pleased WIZ with
That reminds me, said #ReDresen-
ative Ryan Of Buffalo of the time
Inn Naples. a prosperous Italian in
Buffalo. announced himself as a can
8iaate for the Assembly A reporter
went down to interview him.
What do you think OF the Consti-
ution Of the United States, Mr.
Naples?' the reporter asked Jim
thought hard for minnie or two and
hen said With great dignity.
81 think it are very nice New
York World