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The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
To the Farmers and Fruit Growers

Having been appointed as com
missioner for the collection and pre-
paration of exhibits for the county
and state fairs, I desire to ask the
cooperation of all farmers, fruit
GROWERS and Others in the work of
gathering an exhibit that will be a
credit to Flathead county.
All exhibits will be uniformly
packed and displayed under the
names OF the growers. and all premi-
ums will go to those who own the
winning exhibits. 1t is desired to Sc
cure the very best specimens of all
grains. grasses, fruits, vegetables and
every other product of Flathead coun
ty. All specimens left at the Office
OF Griffin & Stannard in Kalispell OF
at the Bank of Columbia Falls will
be cared for and prepared for exhi
bitiOn. The name of grower should
he left with all exhibits and the sam.
should be brought in at once.
w. T. Scott,
Fair Commissioner.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

ent department bureaus, such as the
division of supplies and accounts,
construction and repair, navigation,
equipment and ordnance, will be ar
ranged.
In order to properly guard the ma
val section and for the purpose OF
daily drills, battalion of 200 United
States marines will be detailed for
duty on the exposition grounds.
Their camp will serve as perfect ex-
hibit of a modern marine camp.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
A PurGative Pleasure.

If you ever took DeWitt's Little
Early risers for biliousness or con
stipation YOU know what a purgative
pleasure is. These famous little pills
cleanse the liver and rid the system
of all bile without producing unpleas
ant effects They do not grippe, sick
en- or weaken, but give tone ant
strength to the tissues and organs in
volved. w. II. Howell of Houston
Tex, says; mo better pill can bf
used than Little Early Risers for con
stipation, sick headache, etc" Sol(
by Bronson e Lighthall Broderick 4
Walker
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
VARICOCELE

is the enlargement OF the veins Of the
and a condition that mankind
suffers from more than all other con-
ditions combined and is the direct
cause Of nervous prOstratiOn, and the
early loss OF mental, physical and vi
tai powers, which in turn causes bust
ness failures and unhappiness. My
treatment for this condition is per-
fectly painless. | accomplish per
manent cure without cutting or ty-
ing operation or any detention from
business. The best reference | can
give a 20 my ability in curing this
condition is the names of thousands
WAo have given me the permission of
using their names after permanently
curing them when others had failed.
SPECIFIC BLOOD POISON
is the most loathsome Of all yenereal
diseases and it is one that may be
hereditary or acquired. The first
symptom is an ulcer, then pains in
bones and joints. liberation of the
mouth, throat and tongue, falling out
of the hair and eyebrows, and cop
per-colored rash coming out over the
entire body l care not who has
treated you and failed, will cure you
just as sure as you come to me for
treatment. | use no poisonous drugs
thereby assuring you when cured that
your bones and tissues are not de
| stroyed.
RHEUMATISM
in all its forms BY MY SYSTEM OF
TREATMENT is permanently cured
irrespective of how many treatment
You have tried and failed.
NIGHT LOSSES
that sap the very life from you ant
later lead to complete loss of all pow
ers, stopped forever in from eight t
ten days.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
BLADDER

BLADDER
and kidney troubles. the symptoms of
which are pain in the back and loins,
frequent and scalding urination and
many other symptoms. BY MY SYS
TEN OF TREATMENT you are per-
manently cured.
RUPTURE
of men, | care not how long standing
cured in 10 to 80 days without any
cutting operation or pain or loss of
time.
STRUCTURE
is an obstruction of the urinary ca
nal. This distressing ailment perma-
nently cured without cutting by my
system of treatment.
DISCHARGES
of an unnatural order stopped forever
in three to five days.
HYDRoCELE
or any swelling, tenderness, or i'm
pedments. reduced to their normal
size without the aid Of a knife.
IMPCTENCY
is a condition caused by excess OF
early or late years. | care not how
long you have been so, or how old
YOU are. as MY SYSTEM OF TREAT.
MENT is especially adapted for the
permanent cure of all such cases as
yours Thousands have been cured
of this condition, and a cure awaits
you. Suffer no longer.
ORGANS
that have shrunken or are undevelop
ed, or that have been wasted through
disease, BY MY SYSTEM OF TREAT
/ MENT are permanently restored tt
their normal size.
WRITE
| if you cannot call All correspond
ence strictly confidential. and all re
plies sent in plain envelopes.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
A Quaint Old VIII.

"Ny hobby is the collection of
strange Wills said Il retired sea cap
tain. Il have gathered together copies
Of over fifty odd testaments. and fine
reading some of them are. one. over
$50 years old aaths-what do YOU
think Why il be4ucaths its makers
Soul to God This is til" way ii reads:
In Del nomiue. Amen; the ycrc of
orr ord 1,4l th" NNNth day Of May
|. Robert Pctigr"W. hole of mynd and
Innu'ry. max" my testament and last
VIII. YIN formc and manner following:
First. / beUIrth my SoWlc 10 Almighty
cod. and ms body 10 be hHryd YIN the
chnrrhyard of North tadbcry. | be
quoth to my some Richard cove. Il
calf, the second best grass pann". II
plHttrrS II dysShys Of pewter, and an
a!iar Of wheat. an altar Of GTH@GH. and
an akar of mellow. TO my daughter
Alys. cove. To my SOM" Thomas,
may olG oXc Tho rcsidcw of my goods,
nn; hcgurlh"d | civ" to MaWdH, my
Nyr.r.' Philadelphia Record.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
Distress After EATING Cured.

Judge w. T. Holland of Greensburg
La, who is we'll and favorably known
says: 1.-TWO years ago I suffered
greatly from indigestion. After eat
ing. great distress would invariably
result. lasting for an hour or so and
my nights were restless. ! conclud
ed to try Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and
it cured me entirely. Now my sleer
is refreshing and digestion perfect.
Sold by Bronson & Lighthall, Brod
erick e Walker.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
A Isnr-1ju.

Fred-Kitty didn't marry that mil
lionairc dulfcr after all, did She?
Jack No; he backed out. and she
sued him for breach of promise
Fred What damages?
Jack Twenty thousand, and she
got it,
Frcd-Clenr case of $4,000 off for
cash wasn't it? | didn't think Kitty
was 50 sharp ut driving a bargain
Comfort
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
FRATERNAL---SOCIAL
Masonic Calendar.

Kalispell Lodge, No. 42-Regular
meetings first. third and fifth Thurs
day. Ed S. Bogart, Master; A. W.
Swaney, Secretary.
Kalispell Chapter, No. IS, R. A. NJ
Regular convocations second and
fourth Friday of each month \. w.
Swaney, NJ. E. H. P; J. D. Eaton,
Secretary.
Cyrene Commandery. No. 10. X. T.
Regular conclaves second aad
fourth Wednesday of each month.
A. E. Garlic. Commander: E., s. 30
Sart. Recorder
0. E. S. meets first and third Mon
day. Mrs. Edmund Gale, ". NJ;
Mrs. Al G. Reed, Secretary.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
II SDt tsUnsIer,

Tom-Uavc Maud and Ethel quar-
relied? I don't see them together lately.
nolly-No, they haven't quarrelcd;
but Naud'S new gown is lavender and
EtheFs now gown is -Somerville
journal.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
Even at That.

Gus-The idea of his saying I had
more money than brains. Quite ridic-
ulous.
Jack-That so?
Gus-Of course. Why, l haven't got
a cent.
Jack-Well? -Philadelphia Ledger
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

The Christian EndeavOr of the
First Presbyterian church will give
social at the home Of Prof p. A.
Steere on First avenue west, between
Sixth and Seventh streets. Friday
evening. September IS. All are in
vited.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

at looks as if we were in for an
,thcr Napolconic revival
what makes You think so?'
81 understand the Lime aud Plaster
club has revived the old debating queS-
ton. Resolved, Dat Bonapartc am a
greater man dan Napoleon '-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

Per Y is Il little boy who makes plans
- shrll his bath sometimes. But the
,thcr evening he came in from play
tired and hot and sticky.
do | get Il bath tonight. MAJ he
asked.
"Ncs," answered his mother.
"Wcll." he said chcertully, 1.-THE Lord
knows need it.'-i;r0Ol<lyn Eagle.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
The kintIa Lake Oil company i

selling stock rapidly, and those who
desire to purchase stock at cents
per share had better buy at once. as
the limited amount will soon be sold
10 cents per share. The money is
rot wanted until the full amount of
$4,000 is subscribed. a Nro1issory
note being given until that t;r,e. Over
half Of this amount ha7 tccn sold
now, See any of the following gen.
tlemen: Fred Russell. Il. 6. Cannon,
Geo. r. Stannard.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

When man meets his wife in a rail-
road station he never knows whether
to kiss her before all the people or to
pretend that he Is just a friend of the
family New York Press.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

1t is Il common no.iOn that coralS
grow only il. tropical and suhfonical
waters and that no coral reefs are to
be found along cur own familiar
COASTS AS II matter of fact. coral
formations stretch all along the Allan
tic coast of the United States. although
the reefs do not rise SO high that they
project from the water. Some of the
most beautiful of the living coral in
the New York aquarium WAS dredged
up from the Atlantic ocean almost
within sight of the city of New York,
and there are many coral patches still
closer to the shores. Generally the
northern coral is snow white, although
sometimes it has a delicate brown tint
Pink coral is found occasionally. but 1t
is rare
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

X. X. is the new remedy for kid
ney or liver trouble, and it has prov
en- to be he best thing eve. used for
same. Money refunded if it does not
| cure. Manufactured and sold at
Marsdens Union drug store.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

Knicker = Experience is the best
| teacher.
| Bocker-Well. aren't we always rails
| ing her sd larry ?-Harpers Bazaar
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

For scientific horseshoeing go tc
C. NJ Jump. Third avenue west
Fancy shooting a speciality.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

A mans strength develops when he
has something to do, not when he Is
idle--AtchiSon Globe.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

New arrivals Of street hats at VIII
sons
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

The NJ. NJ store Will SOL you 5
cans of Red Seal Lyc. I've great dis
infectant soap maker. fer - cents.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

Good morning. Have you taken
n. K?
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

Ask about our novel proposition
The Pantry.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

Don't forget 20 preserve your ex-
hibit for the fair.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

Nice line of fancy goods at the
Pantry.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

Have your horse shod at c. M.
Jumps.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15

New arrivals Of flannel waists at
Wilson's.
The Kalispell bee. [volume] (Kalispell, Mont.) 1900-192?, 1903-09-15
SPECIAL :: DISEASES
OF men
and WOMEN
GUARANTEE A CURE

l issue a positive guarantee
of a cure in every case I'M
dertaken or money refunded.
| want nothing I do not hon
estly earn, and if I fail to
cure you ! do not want your
money.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-11-14
DYER SEIZED THE MOOSE.

around, one of them saw two COW moose
making out from the shore.
The smaller animals soon overlook the
big bull, who was sadly handicapped by
having to drag the canoe full of people,
and they began to swim alongside.
1t was at this juncture, however. that
the fun nearly became serious. AS the
four people, each one wanting to get n
better look at the big moose, crowded
forward into the bow OF the frail craft.
1t nearly swamped, the bow coming per-
ilously near going under.
How Mr. Berdeen got over the three
people and. resting himself on the moose.
held up the canoe. no one can tell.
but he did, and for a mile and n half
the big animal towed the four people
In the canoe, while the two COW
moose swan alongside. All this time.
TOO, the bow OF the craft was being
Kept up by Mr.. Berdeen. who was
supporting it on the moose's back.
When the party had travelled as far
as 1t wished and the moose was putting
and blowing at great rate, he was
released, and the four occupants of
the canoe said that il was a sight
worth going miles to see the way that
moose. even in his winded condition
bumped himself and made the water
lily getting across the remainder of the
lake to the opposite shore.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-11-14
MOOSE rows CANOE.
Big Bull Acts as Motor Power for
the Small Craft.
Unique Journey OF IA Hunting Part,
Around a Lake I'm the Maine
Woods - Adventure Never
to he Forgotten

The Bangor (Me) Commercial saws
there are two people of that town. a
camp proprietor and guide, who had an
adventure recently, which they will tell
about for the rest of their lives. The
people are Miss Carny Gsombs. of Ban
cor, who is staying at the well-known
camp at Lily bay, Moosehead lake, kept
by Alphonse Berdeen; Joseph Patten, of
Bangor, well-known guide of that re-
gion. and Mr.. Berdeen himself
It does not come to the lot Of many
people to be towed a mile and a half
through lake by big bull moose. while
two cows swim alongside, the pc ,ple be-
ing in a canoe and resting on the moose
| TO keep him from swapping, fairly rid
Ing him, but that is what happened to
these people
1t was Tuesday afternoon that Mr. Ber-
deem. who is always looking out for the
pleasures of his guests. spied big bull
moose on the shore of the lake near the
camp and at once thought what fun it
would be to chase the big animal in a
canoe
Calling to Miss Coombs. Mr. Patten and
Jack Dyer, the guide, Mr.. Berdeen start
ed toward the big animal, who at once
began to swim out into the lake. Quickly
jumping into canoe the quartette start
ed. Driven by the lusty strokes of the
guide and the camp proprietor. the ca
soc was not long in overtaking the ami
NAL, Who was making frantic efforts to
escape across the lake
Upon reaching him Dyer, who was in
he bow, seized the moose by the horns
and the fun began. 1t was at this point
that the most remarkable occurrence
happened. The party was about 100
yards from the shore when, on turning
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-11-14
Rest Kind of Learnin,
BUCK-AND-BULL MUSKETS.
Lot That Brought Anything But Re-
joicing TO the Soldiers Who
Got Them.

In the winter of 1S61-'62 we en-
camped on MinGSs Hill, Va, along
win the Fourteenth New York, Ninth
Massachusetts and SiXty-second Penn
sylvania. We were armed with buck
Rnd-bull muskets, which we were to
exchange for Enfield rifles, says a
writer in the American Tribune. Word
was given the different companies
to send details for guns. The company
b detail was dispatched, and soon the
boxes were brought and opened. Be-
hold! mistake was made, and, the
boys thought. on purpose. Instead of
Enfields, the box contained the same
kind of guns we already used. The
men were indignant, and refused to
accept them, but finally concluded tc
use them awhile, as they were new
and bright The guns were distributed
and the boxes ordered back. A pro-
cession was formed, a la funeral. an
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-11-14
INSECT HORSE GUARDS.
They Look Very Much Like Hornet,
and Keep Away Flies from the
LabOring Beasts

In the northern states horses tina,
travel in the country during hot
weather are protected from the bife
of the horsefly by some sort of cover
which is made of leather straps or
coarse cord, which keep up a dangling
with every motion of the horse. This
with the incessant switching of his
tail, serves TO intimidate the pests in
some degre" Still the big, darine
flies will sting the poor brute every
now and then most cruelty. In Flor
ida the horse guards are UNIQUE and
so effectual that a horse can travel
oil day, or stand under trees. or browse
in the pastures We'll, and not he hit
ten by a single fly.
These horse guards are very much
of the appearance of hornets. Per-
haps they are somewhat LONGER in body
and the stripes not so wide as those of
hornet. Each horse is guarded by
five of these vigilant insects. and woe
TO the fly that is bold enough to alight
on. horse, for in a flash the faithful
guard snaps 1t up, carries 1T away to
the side of the road, and there digs
its grave. All this is done so olick-
ly that the guard has soon caught I'M
with the horse, and is on the watch
for another victim. The horse seems
to understand, for although the guards
keep up a continual buzzing, the sound
does not annoy him in the least
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-11-14
THE GUNS WE'RE DISTRIBUTED.

It1E GUNS W tKE DISTRIBUTED.
escort with reversed guns and music
and every conceivable thing that any
noise could be got out of followed &c
the quartermaster's depot. A volley
was fired over the boxes. and the pro-
cession returned to quarters.
Soon racket was heard in the vi
cinity of company 3. Every other
man had gun slung around his body
and was down on all fours. The other
fellow had gun thrust between the
gunsling and along the mans spine
firing blank cartridges. AS soon as
the gun was discharged, the man on
the ground would assume a sitting
posture with the muzzle up; then the
gunner would ram cartridge. and the
gun would Immediately assume the
horizontal again to be fired. There
were some 40 of the company en-
gagged in this. That night after the
racket the Fourteenth New York suit.
Ter lost barrel of whisky. rolled out
from under his tent early in the even
ing, while the proprietors were en-
gagged in front with a special delega-
uon sent to occupy him and his assist.
ants while the feat was performed n
never was found. but you could buy q
canteenful for five dollars from one
who knew where it was. Details were
made to hunt for it. but It was neye,
brought to view, but some of the de-
tails were quite drunk when they re-
turned
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-11-14

him as funny that he should be In the
guardbouse down at the front instead OF
chopping out weeds in a cornfield up in
Connecticut, and he laughed until the
indignant captain ordered a gag placed
In his mouth. He didn't laugh any more
Tor hve or six hours, but his guards in
sisted that his face wore a grin all the
time-as much of a grin as could be
worked up under the circumstances.
Thurston served for six months and
laughed day and night, and nothing could
check him. Then the men of the COM
pany drew up petition and his captain
went to the colonel, and one day the
mans discharge papers arrived. Thew
read for general disability" but as a
matter Of act he was turned out of the
army for laughing. He knew it as well
as anybody else, and he seized upon II
as pretext for one Of his loudest and
longest outlaws.
1t is so funny" he said, as he was
ready to go. '"Only yesterday was a
soldier In the army, and to-day I am a
citizen and on my way back to old Con-
hecticut to milk the COWS and feed the
hogs again-ha, ha, hal"
And he roared and gasped and CUR
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1903-11-14
FRIENDS OF CIVIL WAR DAYS
Daughter of Confederate Soidfe,
Names Her Baby boy for
Union Veteran.

Senator Benjamin Starr, of Richmond
Ind, ex-department commander of the
Indiana grand army, has sent to Ben.
1amin Starr Reid, at Charleston, Mo. 2
beautiful solid silver loving COP and sew.
eral other pieces Of silver of exquisite de.
sign. The recipient is babe few week.
old and behind the gift is chapter In 8
romantic story that had its beginning in
civil war days.
Senator Star was member ofthe Sec.
ond Indiana cavalry, and during a ken.
lucky campaign was stricken down with
typhoid fever. The regiment was en-.
camped upon, or near, the farm of. Jane.
Wardlaw, not many miles from Nam.
moth cave. Wardlaw was a typical south
erner. but he had knowledge of Starr,
serious illness, and believing that hi
would never be able to pull through IT,
camp. insisted that he be taken to hi.
home.
Here Wardlaw and his family gave Starr
the best OF care, but many weeks passed
before he was able to leave the place anc
return to his regiment During his sta1
a friendship was formed between hin
and the various members of the Ward.
law family that time will never sever.
In the years that have passed since
the civil war there has been a constant in
terchange of letters between Mr.. stars
and the southern family and a Christmas
day has never passed without gifts be.
ing sent and received by each.
Upon several occasions Starr has paie
visits to the family and has been royalty
entertained. The daughter of Mr. Ward.
law, now Mrs. Reid, of Charleston, /,
the mother of the babe that has beer
made the recipient of the gifts from Sen
ator Starr. The friendship that has ex-
listed for him in the Wardlaw family has
been carried forward another generation
and the daughter has named her baby
boy for the union soldier that her parents
nursed back to life 20 years ago.