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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07
LAUGHTER.

I like to hear Teller laff.
Right out an hearty-like an free.
Its not a thing to DO by hat;
A good haw-haw is what suits me.
! like to hear a feiler crow
An hold his sides an wipe his eyes
An slap his leg an act as though
He hadn't nothfu' to disguise.
] hate them titterin' galoots
Who Singer out a mild tee-hee;
a laff should come up from the boots
That kind O laff's what just suits me
I like a man to whoop an yell
When suthin' kind o tickles him;
When l take on latin spell
&c ii with some sort G. vim.
A giggle or a Singer is
A sign. / guess, Of suthin' wrong.
It's weak an spindlin' an. gee whiz!
I'd ruther see a person strong
Give me man that's good an stout
In the expression OF his glee.
l ike the man who laffs right out
So long as he don't laff at ms.
Chicago Daily News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07
Less Noisy.

DR.. Patton was delivering lecture recent
" in his course on ethics at the Princeton
Theological seminary and experienced much
ANNOYANCE because some of the students ate
peanuts instead of attending to him. Final
" he administered this rebuke: Gentle
men, have delayed starting the most i'm
portant part of to-day lecture hoping that
the stock of peanuts would be consumed and
a restful quiet be restored. As the quantity
seems ample to meet the demands and the
supply appears inexhaustible, ! feel con-
strained to request that your appettes be
restrained until the conclusion of the lee
ture [ would be greatly pleased if in the
future anyone wishing to conduct five
o'clock tea in the classroom would contine
the refreshments to sponge cake. Indian
apolis News
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

lin. / had been doctoring for several
years, but kept getting worse. One day
neighbor woman brought me your
book, the ''Illso Life" and wanted me
to take your medicine. / told her that
had given up all hope of ever getting
well. had tried SO much medicine.
My neighbors thought l was nearly
dead with consumption.
Finally / concluded that l would
make last trial. So my husband got
me bottle of Peruna and Manalin.
commenced taking them according to
directions. That was two years ago. A
year ago last November gave birth to
1O-pound baby boy, who is well and
hearty and l am doing my own house
work. can never give Peruna toe
great praise. think tits the best med
icine 1 ever heard of. Mrs. e. E.
Thomas.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07
Feels Younger and Stronger.

Festus, Mo-, May 4th.-Mr January S.
Lilly, highly respected old gentleman,
aged 76, and whose home is in .Festus, says:
My kidneys were weak and gave me no end
Of trouble. | had pains in my back and
hips so bad that l could not sit up straight
without bracing my back, and could not sit
only few minutes in any one position.
Il had to get up during every night very
frequently to relieve myself.
Our doctor said [ had Kidney and Blad-
der Inflammation. [ have suffered for over
five years in this way, always worse at night.
Il could get no relief and was getting
worse till | used Dodd' s Kidney Pills.
After | had used few boxes of this rem
edy l felt stronger and better than have
for, years and years. My pains all left me
and | can rest and sleep.
Every old man or woman who feels as I
felt should use Dodd's Kidney Pills. and |
am sure they will not be disappointed. They
brought me out wonderfully"
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medicine I gave birth to 1O-pound
baby girl. She is now six months old
and weighs 25 pounds. My friends were
all surprised. Some would not believe
it until they came to see me.
"My husband says he never saw such
a change in any one as there was in me
after had taken three or four bottles of
Peruna. / am stronger than l have
been since I was quite young. God
bless you andy your medicine forever. l
can not tell you all. Ny letter is too
long already; but will say Peruna
cured me. I never saw or heard of
anything half so good. 1 can never
thank you enough for your kindness.
In cases of la grippe it works like a
charm 1t cured my baby when other
medicines failed. She was real bad with
la grippe. Mrs. l.. M. Griffith.
Mrs. E. E. Thomas, Alpha, Mo-,
writes:
81 have used your Peruna and Mana
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

WEST BRANCH, MICH, April fifth
Many thanks for the sample of Doan's
Kidney Pills. We had tried many
remedies with little benefit but found
Doan's act promptly, and hit the case,
which was an unusual desire to urinate
- had to get up five and six times of
q night. | think Diabetes was we'll
under way, the feet and ankles
swcllcd. There was an intense pain in
the back, the heat of which would
feel like putting ones hand up to
lamp chimney. I have used the free
trial and two full boxes of Doan' s Pills
with the satisfaction of feeling that l
am cured. They are the remedy par
excellence. ID. +. BALLARD.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

EVERETT, Mass received the
sample of Doan's Pills and they stop
ped all my trouble of pain in the back,
from which l have suffered for two
years. am o sole-leathcr cutter, and
being on my feet and lifting heavy
dies all day, appreciate the help
Doan's Pills have given me. I feel
like a new man.-GEo. A. BURGESS,
1853 Belmont Street.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

ASPEN, CoLo.. April 10, 1909
Doan's Kidney Pills accomplished
the desired result in my case relief
came the second day after I COM
menced taking them. Twas troubled
with retention and dribbling of the
urine. Now it is natural and free as
ever in my life. d. j.. STAFFORD.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07
The Effect of Fast Time.

One result of the placing in service of the
Twentieth Century Limited, the New York
Central's twenty-hour train between New
York arc ard Chicago, is to bring not only Chi hi
miles nearer New York. For instance, a
man can leave st. Paul or Minneapolis Mon
day evening and by taking the Twentieth
Century Limited from Chicago be in New
York Wednesday morning; thirty-six hours
from home. Or, if he is in Colorado he can
leave Denver Saturday night, have several
hours layover in Chicago Monday morning,
and, taking the Twentieth Century Limited,
be in New York at 8: 80 Tuesday morning.
From the Brooklyn Standard Union.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

ST. Louis, Mo- Received sample,
and am on my first bottle from the
druggist = they helped me wonder
fully. I had q feeling of wanting to
urinate all the time, and trouble in
passing, burning and itching. That is
all gone now, and I feel thankful
E. Z. STEVENSON, 5351 Easton Ave.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07
Victim of His Wealth

Wealth proved the ruin of young
man in Lorraine. A relative left him
10000 francs. Fearing that he would
lose the money, he always carried it
with him. In few weeks he became
insane. made fire of the notes and
then blew out his brains.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

1t has been remarked that most Ital-
ians of the poorer class are noted for
their general good health. This is. to
some extent, attributed TO the fact
that the working people of Italy eat
less meat than those OF any other Eu-
ropean nation.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

TAYLoRsvILLE, Miss. - No man can
tell the good of Doan's Kidney Pills
until he tries them for q weak back.
/ tried everything and got no relief
until [ used Doan's Pills.. N.
LEWIS.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

to note the rapid development of East
Texas as a truck and fruit-growing coun-
try? Mo-? Then write for the pamphlet
Timely Topics No, q and become con-
WINGED that the resources of Texas are IL
limitable. Address Katy" 500 Vain
wright. St Louis. Mo.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

Aching backs are eased. Hip, back, and loin pains
limb swellings and dropsy signs vanish
They correct urine with brick dust sediment high
colored pain in passing, dribbling, frequency, bed
wettng. Doan's Kidney Pills remove calculi and
gravel. Relieve heart palpitation, sleeplessness,
dizziness hnadache nervousness
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

Old Cathedral Windows.

The Cathedral of Charities, in
France, is said to contain the most
beautiful and the best-preserved
twelfth-century windows in the wol Id.
They date from about 1145-N. L. san.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

BURLINGTON JUNCTION, Mo. - I
received sample of Doan's Pills and
they are all that is claimed, they re-
lievcd pain in my back, and did all
that was represented.-C. G. RAY,
Il. +. d. No. 1.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

The Scotch grenadine in ribbon
stripe may be had in any of the even
ing shades and would make pretty
dancing frock for summer resort
wear.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07
Well Up.

The Professor-Have you had any mu-
steal education at all?
Prospective Pupil--Oh, yes, sir! l can
pronounce Paderewski, Tchaikowski and
Gabrilowitsch.-W Home Compan-
ion
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

Sarcasm is poor weapon with which to
fight the devil; poorer one with which to
win friends.-United Presbyterian.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07
The Differences.

She-Why, bachelor is an object of pub
lie derision!
He-Yes; and married man gets his at
home-Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

The man who rails at matrimony in public
usually deserves the sort of wife he has
Town Topics.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

Daylight and truth meet US with clear
dawn.-Milton.
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A YOUNG MOTHERS LETTER.

A YOUNG MOTHERS LETTER.
w. McRoberts, fromD
foQowing
DeIano Miss.
b. Hartman Columbus,
thankful
and Peruna life recommend everyone and
can't praise it enough
babys picture She is SWEEP and
baby do all
nd
did think
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-05-07

write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
Miss Morse's Recital.

Miss Leila Livingston Morse drew a large
number of music lovers to the New Willard
banquet hall Friday afternoon, where
she entertained them for an hour or more
with an excellent program Of the best
songs written for a mezzo soprano. Miss
Morse has an excellent voice of good quail
ity and more than usual power. Her pro-
gram included almost every class of vocal
music, and in its rendition the singer
showed a deep appreciation of the inten-
tons of the composers she interpreted.
Whether the song expressed grief or joy,
deep feeling or airy nonsense, as inter-
preted by Miss Morse the meaning of the
composition could not be mistaken. The
concert was begun at 4:15 o'clock, with
Beethoven's I'm Questa Tomba Oscura,
which was rendered with deep feeling and
evident appreciation. The "Canzonetta,"
by Salvatore Rosa, followed and was heart
series Of songs by Brahms which came
next on the program that Miss Morse
seemed at her best. The series in
cluded 'Wie Melodien Zieht es," Sand
mannchen" and "Vergebiiches Standchen."
The remainder of the program included:
Sonnet, d'Amour," Thome; Isl mes vers
Avaient des Allies" Hahn; "Rosenlieder, -
Eulenburg; "a Fair Good Morn to Thee,
My Love-" Nevin: This is the Moon of
Roses and Sing to Me, Sing" Clayton
Johns; THE Rose" and 1.-The River and the
Sea- Noel Johnson. Miss Norton was ac-
GONNA mist
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
EVIDENTLY A TRAMP.
Frances Lagodne Held at the Washing
ton Asylum.


Frances Lagodne, twenty-eight years of
age, who claims to be married woman,
was transferred from the house of detention
Saturday to the Washington Asylum,
where she will be detained for observation
as to her mental condition. The woman
has been in custody at the house of de-
tention since Thursday, and If her story
can be believed, she is female tramp, and
her appearance and attire indicates that
she IL.
She was taken out Of freight car by
Policeman Strange near the Long bridge
Thursday, and was sent to the house of
detention. her queer actions and rambling
statements having caused the police officials
to believe that her mind was affected. The
matter was reported to Sanitary Officer
Frank, who directed the board of three DO
lice surgeons to examine the woman, which
they did, two of whom reported that her
mind was unbalanced, while the third men,
Der Of the board expressed an opposite opin-
ion, and it was decided to hold her for fur
Their observation. t
The woman, in making a statement to
Sergeant Gallagher of the house of deten-
ton, said that her home is at Detroit,
Mich, where she resided with her hus-
band, but that she left there several months
ago because her husband illtreated her,
since which time she has been going from
place to place in freight cars.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
HUNTING FOR ARBUTUs.
City Residents Gather Blossoms of
TRAILING Plant Yesterday.

Many residents of Washington took adj
vantage of the opportunity afforded by the
pleasant weather yesterday afternoon to
make a trip into the country surrounding
the outlying suburbs. The street cars were
crowded all afternoon with the young peo-
pie, children and their parents, who
roamed through the woods and gathered
the fragrant arbutus, which thus early in
the season Is putting forth its blossoms on
the trailing vines along the ground
Considerable difficulty was experienced
by the excursionists in finding the trailing
plant, as the leaves from the trees have
covered the ground in the woods, and the
small pink and white blooms were not
easily distinguished under the leaves. The
eagerness and success of the flower hunt
ers in the search, however, was attested by
the large bouquets of fragrant blossoms
which they carried on their return to the
city.
In the woods near Takoma Park the ar
butus Is especially prolific this season, and
a large share Of the city residents jour
neyed to that section Of the country. The
small red partridge berries are also no.
ticed In abundance in the woods at this
time of the year. and appear unusually at
tractive among the yellow and brown leaves
from the trees.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
LAUNCH ADRIFT IN BAY.
Disabled Gasoline Craft Unable t.
Reach Port.

Gus c. F. Holtz, captain of river sloop,
called at police headquarters last night and
related to Sergeant Carter story of the
rough weather he had experienced on
Chesapeake bay. Captain Holtz lives at
Beauvue, st. Mary's county. Md, where he
operates his sloop He went to Baltimore
last week and purchased gasoline launch.
friend, named Andrew Randall, went
with him to enjoy the return trip. All went
we'll until the little craft reached a point
where the water was very turbulent, and
Captain Holtz headed his launch toward
shoal water. When in about two fathoms
of water his boat became disabled. When
about five miles from Annapolis it was de-
cided that the captain should go to the city
in small yawl boat and summon assist
ance, and that his friend was to remain
aboard the launch until the arrival of the
rescuing party.
After being tossed about in the small boat
for more than five hours, Captain Holtz
landed at Chesapeake Beach, more than
twenty miles from where he tried to reach
shore. He came here on the afternoon
train and sought assistance at police head
quarters. At his request Sergeant Carter
sent message to the Annapolis authorities
telling them of the boat being adrift
Captain Holtz said he would go to Annap-
oils today to see what he could do toward
rescuing his friend and saving his boat.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
THE COUNTS.

Equity Court No. 2Justice Gould.
Gillin agt. Columbian Building and Loan
Association; restraining order, returnable
April 2. Hastings Nt. Hastings; attorney
to defend assigned and reference to r. b.
Behrend, examiner Siebert agt. Siebert;
guardian ad Item appointed. Davis agt.
ter agt. Coughlin; Instruction to trustee as
to investment. Gli8k aet. Click; trustee
authorized to sell purchase money notes.
White agt. Glover: dismissal Of bill ordered
and appeal noted. In re Sarah c. Burrows
| VIM. H. Dennis appointed guardian ad
Item. In re Franz Ralbowsli; auditor g
report confirmed. Shields agt. Crawford;
auditors report confirmed and distribution
ordered. Yeoman agt Yeoman; divorce a
vim. mat. decreed. Warfield agt. Archer;
sale ratified.
, Circuit Court No. 2-Justice Clabaugh.
Herbert agt. Lynch; motion for new
trial filed. De Armand agt. Ainsworth;
commission ordered to ISSUE Gusack agt.
City and Suburban Railway Company; on
trial
United States agt. James H. Barnes en-
beZZlement; recogniZance, 5000, taken
with Citizens Trust and Guarantee Com
pany surety. United States agt. J. Robert
taken with American Bonding Company
surety. United States agt. Landous john
son, murder; on trial.
Criminal Court No. 2Justice Barnard
United States agt. Robert Grady, lar
ceny; verdict guilty. United States agt.
Gilbert Chapman, HOUSEKEEPING; on trial.
Probate Court-Justice Barnard.
Estate of Frederick Piling; proof of pub
LEGATION. Estate of Richard S. Locke; let
ters of administration granted to T. Ben
son Locke; bond 81 600. Estate of Fred
erick Pilling; will admitted to probate and
letters testamentary granted to Mary Pill
ing; bond $1,000 Estate Of Murray Seton;
order for partial distribution and inventory
filed. In re Roy l.. E. Slaughter ct all;
Daniel w. Baker and George E. Pickett
appointed guardians; bond $1,000 each. In
re Clarence R. Smith; Henrietta L. Smith
appointed guardian; bond $1,000. Estate
Of Wm M. Seton; order to carry out
agreement. Estate Of Catherine c. Egan;
account of sales filed. Estate of Louis
Schade; will admitted to probate and let
tiers testamentary granted to Anna Schade;
bond SrdO
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
Rough Weather on River and Bav

The steamers which have arrived here
since yesterday morning all report unusu-
ally rough weather on Chesapeake bay and
the lower Potomac. The officers of the Nor
folk and Washington liner which came into
port this morning state that the seas were
heavy enough to break in solid masses Of
water over the bow Of the steamer and the
spray flew against her pilot house windows.
The wind was Of almost hurricane force,
but the steamer came through on time.
The steamer Northumberland of the
Weems line, which arrived here last night,
had a rough trip from Baltimore. encoun-
tering heavy weather in the mouth Of the
river all day yesterday.
Few, If any sailing vessels are to be seen
in the river or on the bay, everything seek
ing harbor until the gale abates. Hampton
Roads Is reported to be crowded with ship
ping. which came into harbor for shelter
from the gale raging outside.
The Winds have caused very high tides,
the water being over the sea wall of the
flats this morning, and all the lowlands on
the Virginia side of the river at the south
end of the Long bridge were flooded.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
Deaths in the District.

The following deaths were reported at the
health office during the forty-eight hours
ending at noon today: Bette Carter, SO
years; James Smith. "A years: La Rhett L..
Livingston, y years; Martha A. Goodwin, 70
years; Henry Poore, 6S years: Sarah c..
Carlisle, 81 years; Elizabeth r. Barrett, IS
years; William Turner, 65 years; Annie E.
Madison, 55 years; Benin A. Brashears, 40
years; Mary Braxton, Al years; Thomas
Bresnahan, 46 years; Thomas Stevenson
Al years; William Wheeler, 30 years; Ray
mond ]. OLeary, % years; Stewart H. Grim,
q years; Ida Lock, q years; Gilbert K. Os-
borne, % years. Luther Johnson, 81 years
James Beverly, 20 years; Beatrice Harley
16 years; Robert N. Cox, 16 years; Louisa
Gordon, months Joseph II. Kicks 3
months; infant of Lena and James Adams,
2 DAYS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Seventeenth and B streets southeast
John Chester ct al, trustees, to Elizabeth
Chester, original lots s, 8, 10, square 1885,
81, 1872.
Twining City-Robert F. Bradbury ct Tx
to William Fastnaught, lot II, block 5; $40
Ingleside-H. RoZier Dulaney ct al, trus-
tees, to Edward H. Droop part lots and
10, block 1; s. 600.
Alley between D and E. LIST street and
Delaware avenue southwest-G. Percy Nc
Glue ct ux. to John H. Bryant, lots p to
80, 80 to 80, square 63S; $40.
New York and New Jersey avenues north.
west-John l.. Weaver ct al to Clarence
Dodge, lot 10, square 557; $40.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
A Sensible Rejected Lover.

To the Editor Of The Evening Star:
Permit me to extend my heartiest COM
mendation of the gentlemanly conduct of
Mr. Harry o. Watts after losing his sweet
heart, as being infinitely higher in the scale
of social civilization than those semi-civi-
lized ''chumps' who rush up with gun
and kill the women who do not love them.
Love is everything, and when women cam
not give it they deserve the thanks of all
men who abhor loveleSS life! / do not
believe in killing ones sweetheart under
any circumstances!
JAMES SELDOM COWDON.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
SALES OF REALTY.
Some of the Transactions as Reported
by r. J. Marshall Company.

The R. ]. Marshall Company, real estate
brokers, report having negotiated and
closed during the past few weeks the fol-
lowing transfers Of property:
For Mr.. George Dyer, lots on N street
near 22d street northwest, for $4,000; five
three-story brick and stone houses on
Whitney avenue, Columbia Heights, to Mr..
E. S. Holmes, jr., for $47. 500; 1910 Whitney
avenue to R. E. Pairo for $500; 170S Sd
street northwest to J. B. Foster for $1,000;
1S4S Sd street northwest for r. E. Patro,
$4,000; 1902 and 1904 Whitney avenue to q.
H Dyer for $4,000; 303 r street northwest
to w. II. Yeoman for 5000; lots 2 and 3,
square 50, containing 400 square feet, to
Harry Wardman for $4,000. Mr.. Wardman
will improve the lots at once with three
modern apartment houses Of six flats each.
Each fiat will contain five rooms and bath
and be artistfcally decorated,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-03-30
HOW TO GAIN FLESH.

fsc e.
The life of food is1the fat within
1.-THE more fat the more real bene-
fit from the food, that is why cod
liver oil is a powerful builder of flesh.
SCOTS Emulsion of pure cod liver
oil solves the problem Of how to
take cod liver oil. That is one rea-
son why doctors have been prescrib-
ing SCOTS Emulsion for all wasting
diseases, coughs, colds and bron-
chitis for almost thirty years.
Wen send you sample free upon request.
SCOTT & BOVINE. 400 Pearl Street New York.