New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-05-08


marched off the peace breaking officers TO JAIL II
was then discovered that the guilty policemen were
supposed to be ill., having got their names put on
the sick list in order go off on their motor aunt
THE GOLFERS PARADISE.
ask but little when I'm dead
As reeompense for eaT TIl yba @SeS'
No harp to weary hands and toes;
M No nI purple meu robe beyond s5 my means
/ only ask a well rolled mead,
With eighteen holes and putting green's
caddy with lynx-like eye.
shall watch me whack the balls, then ny
TO follow their airy trips;
AI He'll Tf hand me e-t then. the Tatchfal SOUL
putter fit for prince or king
That's guaranteed to make the goal
The tees shall be the sort from which
One drives two hundred yards ards at least
The balls shall rise as though Of yeast;
The niblick mashe and the cleek
W Sha only meyer th @,sS who scotsh speak
Shall have a card Of membership.
Here on this field of perfect strokes
who r6 Rb BEAT me e1 When on earth. the folks
Who say cannot hit the ball:
avg When gss Ger ~ my vi nectar I am heard
My triump..s TO recount ween,
~1william Wallace Whtelook. in Life.
The Pope has said that he will be the godfather
Of the ninety-three children born at Rome on March
g. which was the twenty-hfth anniversary OF his
succession to the papaey. 1t Is strange that the
number of children born that day should be the
same as the number of years of the Pope's life and
also that the daily average birth rate at Rome is
thirty-fve The Pope has given each child an out
fit of clothes and one hundred lire
.Tbese shoes doctor" said the cobbler, after
brief examination. amt worth mending
81 don't want anything done to them"
But charge you fifty cents Just the same"
Wei a' sir. you charged me five dollars the other
day for telling me there wasn't anything 'he matter
with me"-(Chicago Tribune
Daniel Webster's favorite arm chair, the one in
which he sat until he was obliged to take to his
death bed in Marshfed, has for years occupied
corner in the law Office of George Fred Williams.
in the Rogers Building Recently Mr.. Williams
has had it thoroughly renovated, so that it looks
like new piece of furniture. Mr.. Williams settled
tho estate of Fletcher Webster Mrs Fletcher
Webster was so well pleased with the manner in
which the young attorney discharged his duties
that she gave him the favorite chair or the great
expounder of the Constitution, She also presented
him Gilbert Stuarts famous oil painting of Daniel
webster The picture hangs in Mr.. Williamss
home in Dedham.
whatnot had taken of the principal prizes. AT
the close Of the en neT crowded
"But weren't you awfully afraid you wouldn't
son no" said Miss Eunce with bright smile.
81 Just knew that when s9naS az efm
SAti''-~~
Companion.
"Katberne" said her distracted father. when
Won nlav the piano so hard that falls from
the top of 1t and raises lump on your head. !
think it's time for you to stop" Didn't President
roosevelt saw" replied Katherine. that If you
should get hurt while you are playing you should
keep right on playing?" And she kept right on
Chicago Tribune
Sunrise OF a beautiful spring morning, is
a sight of which / never weary
He-Oh but you should see me! Why l pass
whole days looking at it.-(F1garo
Tho Row NJ /. Heifner an tinerant Kansas
Draocber has dyspepsia which he attributes to
highly original cause. He eats with his various
narishioners while working. and they all have the
idea that minister must be an exceedingly large
eater so always give him the best in the house and
insist on his taking plenty OF IT. TO De polite he
has ruined his system.
In washington.-'1s that man in the uniform the
scoaehman? No; That's the safe cracker All
our leading official families have their own safe
crackers now.'-(Cleveiand RAIN Dealer
An astrooger in the new English journal Of oc-
cuItism. ..Anubis" has been casting the horoscope
of shamrock III. Shamrock III took the water at
/ 20 n m. on ST Patricks Day. but apparently all
the saints in the calendar would be unable to avert
the sinister aspect OF the heavens. THE moon."
who governs everything aquatic. was then in the
middle of Scorpo, in conjunction with the evil
South Scale absolutely the worst position in the
Zodiac she could occupy. Already serious acct
dent to the yacht sustains and comforts the as
trologer.
His Interest -Certrude-You say you've only been
there two weeks and have an interest IN the ousl-
Vansant-Yes; was two hours late this morn
interest in the business In the futare'-tMasazne
of Humor