New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-19
THE AUTOMATIC LIFE.

THE AUTOMATIC LIFE
improvements the state Reform School at Red wing
the previous form Of punishment b. hand power.
This life will soon become thing
or cylinders and wheels,
Push buttons 3; dynamIos and cogs.
Each day man viii be aroused
which viii bring in MS clothing. then
Shave him both quick and clean.
Fond lovers. when they feel inclined
viii start phonograph which asks
Whose oOtsey 90 Is 'oo?'
If She viii be his. bride
Her monograph will breathe the Yes
Which waits in its inside.
When mother goes TO call on friends.
or to her club. she won't
BE wi apH :9Szt for fFo the ohl65TgP she
And hasten on. serene.
And knowing that she may rely
Upon the sDank machine
When father comes in much too late
He'll stumble on the stair.
Come megaphoning there.
And after while. this life will be
some one will make a grand rnachine
-(Chicago Tribune.
A fruit supposed to bear the mark Of Ewes teeth
is one Of the many botanical curi0sites Of Ceylon
nifcant name OF the forbidden fruit" or Ewes
apple tree" The blossom has very pleasant
scent. but the really remarkable feature OF the
tree the one which it owes its name. is the
fruit 1t is beautiful, and hangs from the tree in
q peculiar manner. Orange on the outside and deep
crimson within. each fruit has the appearance OF
having had q piece bitten out Of il. This fact,
together with its poisonous quality, says The
Liverpool Pest" led the Nahometans 10 represent
it as the forbidden fruit Of the Garden Of Eden.
v1yiCuS uTODeTtieS.
Near the Land Of the Midnight. sun.-Tourist-
why, those were the sunrise and sunset guns
life.
Sabbath observance N Belgium IS optional espe-
calv in regard the delivery of letters Postage
stamps have tiny coupon az the bottom. on which
is the legend engraved both in French and Flem-
feh Not to Re delivered on Sunday" II the sender
of the letter is person Of strong religious views.
who believes in deserving the Sabbath in every
form he permits the coupon 70 remain attached TO
the stamp ard the letter which might be delivered
OF Sunday does not 80 out Of the receiving Office
until the following day. II. the other hand. the
serder OF the letter has scruples. 10 tears of
the coupon. and the letter is delivered Sunday.
the same as any other day. \ hne is imposed on
The carrier for violating the instructions Of the
coupon.
Too Hasty.-"Jones has new addition to hi,
"rrdsed7 7 must congratulate him
Hold on-its a son-in-law."-(Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
The Welsh Tract BAPTIST Church near Iron Hill.
Nd claims TO be the third Baptist church founded
in America Arrangements are being made for a
celebration - its tro-hu-d-edth anniversary This
old church was in tho midst OF the skirmish line
Of General WashnctoH's troops in September. III.
when the British. under General Howe. sailed up
Elk River and attempted 10 march upon Philedel-
rh,a There are etin marks in the side Of the
Hr,1ff led themselves
bricks.
coll for Svrruathv-First Pacrelor-I wish I
could write a decent letter OF coincidence.
Second RachcIor-scue ore you know dead2
First Eachelor-No. Engaged.-tDetro.t Free
Press
III. and Mrs Walter Mayhan. said 70 he Of this
CITY are visiting Joplin. Mo. with Mrs. NayEan's
brotber Edward Cummings. The News eraId."
Of that place. tells a story about them that viii
interest physicians. About a year ago. according
TO Mr.. Cu-nminss's statement to a News Herald"
repo-tar Mr. ana Mrs yLau were the victims OF
a railroad wreck ia Georgia. Both were seriously.
and it was thought at one time fatally. injured
However after long months Of Inconsistencies
they recovered. In the wreck several people were
killed and the skulls OF both Mr.. and Mrs MayAan
were fractured When they were found IN the
debris Particles OF brain matter were found on the
t!mbcrs The finest medical aid was secured and
the brains were restored TO the heads Of the In
5ured people. IN telling the story 70 reporter
Mr. Cummings said: Both my sister and nay
brother-In-law were taken 20 the hospital In New
York Seeing that their skulls had been fractured
IL was not believed they could live. but they did
live and recovered physically but mentally they
are almost wrecks. In replacing the brains in
the heads the physicians must have made a mis-
take for my sister tmasines that she is her
husband and vice versa Although IL is a serious
case It is sometimes really quite laughable. They
make such ridiculous statements. I afraid
they can never lie cured. hut We are route now
TO California 20 see II something cannot be done"
Easily Explained.-"Strange that after reaching
the top OF the ladder he should fall suddenly"
There was a woman at the bottom OF it"-dAfe