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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
STORIETTES.

The other day small 0by, aged
four, was alternately beating a rug
with all his might, and looking up at
the sky with rapt attention. what
are doing, Charles2" his mother said.
"Oh, I'm just sending up some dust to
God, so he can make some new PEG,
ple!" was the reply.
Henry Labouchere was once asked
what he called the Prince OF Wales
now King Edward--when he dined at
Marlborough House. WELL" said
Labby, when the soup comes on ad.
dress him as Your Royal Highness.
The fish often softens the reserve,
and get little chummier, and often
as not | call him Wales while during
the entrees and joints get quite ia
miliar, and he becomes Eddie while
he slaps me on the back, and dubs me
Iabby!"
Once, when the late President Faure
was being escorted through the Paris
Salon by an artist of note, on the open
ing day, he caught sight of a picture
that struck him as safe to criticise.
To his dismay he found that the au-
thor Of the machine" which had ex-
cited his. amusement was his worthy
guide. Turning to the mortified
painter, hS said: you know how II
is; the buyer always runs down the
thing which he has set his heart on
The fact is. want that picture for
the Palais de l'Elyseen And, as good
as his word, the president bought the
picture next day.
Two Highlanders, being in Glasgow
for the first time, were having walk
through the city. Turning a corner,
they were much surprised to see a
water-cart wetting the street. Not
having seen anything Of the kind be-
fore, Tougal, under mistaken idea,
ran after the cart, and cried to the
driver: "Hey man-hey, man, yer
losin' a. yer water!" His friend, an
noyed at Tougal's want of knowledge
ran after him, caught him by the arm,
and said, rather testify: "Tougal, man,
Tougal, dinna be shown yer ignor-
ance. Dyer no see It's to keep the
laddies off the back o. the cairt?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Try me Just once and am sure
to come again. Defiance Starch.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

When we are out Of sympathy with
the young. then think our work In
this world Is over.-George Macdon.
aid.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Misfortunes never come single, es-
pecially where twins are concerned.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

WNNT CHTLDHEN ME SICKLY.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray, nurse in Children's
Home. New York, cure Summer Complaint,
Feverishness, Headache, Stomach Troubles,
Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At
all Druggists. 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Nothing equals Kra-Nol for Head.
aches, 25c. and 10c. Samples free.
Lawrence Drug Co., Des Moines. la.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Don't suffer. E. y. Foot Comfort will cure your
sore, tender, sweating, burning feet, and remove
all odor Ask your druggist or shoe dealer, or
send 2bc 70 ID. X McCnrthy. JeffeTsOn. Town.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
For children teething softens the gums reduces in
dammation alays PAIN cures wind coiic. CSC bottle
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
STATE OF ONO, Cry OF TOLEDO, =,

Hay fever doesn't necessarily make
man q farmer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Send SOC for package OF Suers-Thy-Ol IL II
does not cure your ECZEMA will refund
you the money. sUEL MEDICINE co Des
MOines, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

No man is above criticism, not even
the great.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Seeing is believing, especially in a
poker game.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

On the road to prosperity there are
no barrel houses.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

1t takes more than a frock coat and
a high hat to make a statesman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Asl Your Dealer for ALIENS Eoot.Ease

Any season of the year is planting
time with the undertaken.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

1t Is easier to make new promise
than to mend a broken one.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

The way of the transgressor is
slippery.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

A lawyer may be good natured even
in cross examination.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

To Cure a Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money IL it. fails to cure. 25c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

A baby's first attempt to walk is a
trial balance
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Magnet Pile Killer Cures Piles.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
SUFFERED FOR FIFTEEN YEARa
Completely Restored to Health.

Mrs. P. Brunei, wife OF Brunei
stock dealer. residence 311I Grand
Ave-. Everett, Wash, says: For fif
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
RUSS BLEACHING BLUE

should be in every home. Ask your grocer fo
it and take no substitute. l0c package.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Many 10-cent dog has been stolen
for its $40 collar.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
MANY CHILDREN ARE slcKLY.

Pie is apt to make the dyspeptic
crusty.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10
Tr One PACKAGE,

1t is better to put on airs than to cut
off heirs
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Defiance Starch is put up 16 ounces
in package. 10 cents. Onethird
more starch for the same money.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot-Ease.
A powder to shake intoy your shoes. 1t rests
the feet. Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous
Aching, Sweating feet and Ingrowing Nails
Aliens Foot-Ease makes new or tight
Shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and
shoe stores, 25c Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

1t is working the bellows that
makes the organ below.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

WHEN YOU BUY BLUEING
insist on getting Russ Bleaching Blue. Don't
take cheap imitation. ALI groccrs, l0c.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

When there's the devil to pay you
can't dodge the collector.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

| Defiance Starch 10 guaranteed big
gest and best or money refunded. 16
ounces. 10 cents. Try it now.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Don't allow your dazzling prospects
to blind you.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

Sold by all Druggists. T5c.
Halls Family Pills are the best. ...
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

w. N. u, Des Molnes. Ia, No. s7--1soa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1903-09-10

FRANK j. CHENEY.
In my presence,
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
TOLD IN A LINE

Casper. wyo.-Tom o'Day the bandit, is sal
In Jail here.
Denver--A bonanza discovery has just been
made near Hi]lsboro. n. NJ.
Tekamah. Neb.--Solomon Paddock. an old sol.
der, shot and killed his son William. .-
Omaha-Cieneral John C. Gown of Omaha has
been retained counsel by Senator Dietrich.
Danville. Ky.-Rev. DR.. William Charles Rob
erts president of Central university, died yes
terday of paralysis.
Portsmouth. Ohio-John K. Duke. defaultng
cashier of the Royal Building and Loan associa
tion shot himself thru the bead
Victoria B. .C.--Alfred !. Firth. who murdered
Frederick J. Bailey, naval storekeeper at Esqui.
mault. on June q, hanged yesterday.
Winamacy Ind-Frank Miller. his wife. bis
brother Joseph and his father-in-law, John
Johns, have been poisoned by eating sardines.
New York-Thet strike of the Liberty Dawn
Associat tion of Cabmen Wednesday for de
crease In the number of working hours ended In
victory.
Madison. wis.-Wil,ian Miller and John SEQ
field, two Madison boys. were saved from drown
Ing in Lake Monona by the engineer Of Milwau
kee passenger train
Boston-In the case of Andrew Doyle against
Frank R.. Kirby, the supreme court Of Massa
chusetts decided 1t not slanderous to say
candidate for office sold his vote.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
BLINK SIGNS THE PLEDGE
The ''Worst Man in New York" Cuts
Out the Booze and Goes
to Work.

New York, Nov. 2S.-"You want to
know how I fell on the water cart
said Blink" OHaran, who has signed
the pledge and gone to work as a re-
suit Of the mission work of the Paul
list fathers in the fourth ward. Blink
has gloried in the title of the worst
man in New York" and thus tells
the story of his reform:
why, sure, there amt no disgrace.
They threw few hot wallops into
me, but that don't count when you
school when wuz boy, and know
few things. was just one of the
mob, that was all.
well. I'll tell you how it happened.
I met Danny Kelly and Mike Lindsay
and two or three others, every morn
ing as I was about to go. home. They
were making the mission. They're all
right. They threw a little hot air
into me and asked me to go along.
Finally one morning they stood me
up. I had been thinking about this
for a couple of days and ] walked
down as far as the church with 'en. I
was watchin' 'em when along comes
the copper and passes me on with his
night stick saying, Get away from
here, you dirty bum
II made up my mind to come back,
but says, What's the use?' and walks
across over in front of the church.
"The next I was in. The rest was
easy. I heard a lot of horse sense.
had my little pow WOW with the
priest and I signed the pledge when
next day went down and got to the
boss stevedore and he knew me. He
wanted to know if it was on the level.
told him it was and I went to work.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
RACE ACROSS ATLANTIC
The American St. Paul and Cunar-
der Lucania Leave New York
To-day for London.

New York, Nov. 28.-Altho officials
of both the American and Cunard
steamship companies make denials,
it is the belief in shipping circles that
the steamships st. Paul and Lucania
will start on a race with the mails
across to England to-day. Since the
American line two weeks ago changed
it's sailing day from Wednesday to
Saturday the vessels of the two lines
have succeeded in getting the mails
to London at about the same time.
The st. Paul will have an hours
start but this advantage is overcome
because of the shorter route Travelled
by the Cunarder to Liverpool. The
St. Paul has to make Southampton.
The American line carries most OF
the mail and receives subsidy from
the government. The Cunard line is
paid by the sack.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
BOATS SMASHED TO BITS
Rough Voyage of the Indravelj
From the Orient -Wreckage
on the Coast.

Victoria. B. c., Nov. 2s.-The
steamer Indraveli. which has arrived
from Yokohama, encountered heavy
southerly gales four days ago and
heavy seas broke over her decks.
Boats on the starboard side were
smashed to matchwood by the sea as
they hung In the davits. and two boats
on the port were broken and almost
completely wrecked. The rail was
badly bent and some other minor
damages sustained.
When nearing the coast officers of
the steamer sighted drifting wreck
age, indicating that some lumber
laden schooner had lost her deck load,
If a worse accident had not occurred.
Nearing the Vancouver island coast
the steamer passed thru a quantity
of drifting timber looking like piling
and props.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
DIPLOMACY AND RUBBER.
Secretary Hay Has Adopted
Rubber Heels.

II .hustlers will let up awhile
In their struggle after wealth;
Quit striving to increase their pile
And look out for their health;
They will be wearing rubber heels,
And make demonstration
OF the easy way, like Sec'y Hay,
The diplomat Of the nation,
To overcome the jars of life
And show their friends the ones
That come the next to angels wings
Are called O'Sullivan's.
Treasured energy is as necessary In
diplomacy as in the more humble walks
of life.
If rubber heels are good enough fol
Secretary Hay, they are good enough fol
YOU
But none of them are so good al
| o. 'Sullivan's 35 cents a pair.
Send to O'Sullivan Rubber Co., Lowell
Mass, if the dealer fails to serve you.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
The Greatest Diseov.
cry OF the Age
Unparalleled in
The History OF
Medicine.
READ WHAT THEY SAY

"I consider the druggists as the
never failing barometers-the Nestors
of the medicine world. Standing as
they do next to the family physician
in the affections and condolences of
the home their voices are really the
voices of the people When the drug
gists praise, the people praise, and
the remedy which wins this praise,
this Endorsement, has it's reputation
established for all time. Lam proud
to say that everywhere that my Paw
Paw has been introduced it has i'm
mediately won the unqualified in
dorsement of the druggists"
"MUNYON."
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
WORRIED ABOUT KAISER
His Throat Does Not Heal-May subn

His Throat Does Not Heal-May Submit
to Second Operation.
Berlin. Nov. 2S.-Tho there can be no
doubt that the recent operation on En-
peror William concerned a malignant
formation, the process Of healing has not
taken the favorable course hoped for.
There Is absolutely no questios Of any
danger, but from the whole course of the
process Of healing hitherto it seems as
tho unexpected complications had arisen
which rarely follow a simple operation
for So called singers polypus.
In court circles there is certain un-
easiness, which in the last few days has
found expression in talk of the possibility
or even probability of new operation.
1t is impossible to verify the latter
Tumor.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28

Scores of druggists have sent sim
liar testimony and we wish we could
print them all here. Thew all Join in
saying that Munyon's Paw-Paw is
passing all previous records of sale
and is sure to take the lead of all
other preparations.
If you have dyspepsia. Try 1t.
IF you are nervous. Try 1t.
If you are respondent, Try 1t.
If you are weak and run down
Try 1t.
Cast away all tonics. all medicines
and all stimulants and let Munvon's
Paw-Paw make you we'll. 1t will lift
you into the high attitudes of hope
and hold you there. 1t will give ex-
hilaration without intoxicat1on.
Sold by all druggists. Large bottle
81. Paw-Paw Laxative Pills, Csc a
bottle.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
The VoegeIi Bros. Drug Co, the Lead
ing Druggists of Minneapolis, write
fOlIoxpS.

Minneapolis, Mimi, Nov. 27, 1908.
Munyon Remedy Co., New York, N.
Y. Gentlemen-Kindly ship us at
once gross Paw-Paw, and Doz.
Paw-Paw' Pills at best jobber's dis
count Considering the short time
since these goods have been adver-
tised in, this market we are having a
phenomenal sale. and find it neces-
sary to carry a large stock in order
to supply the demand. Our CUSTOM
ers speak very favorably of the rem
edv. Yours very truly. E
THE VOEGELI BROS. DRUG CO. .s
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
Only ss2.eo to California.

II you are contemplating trip to
California, remember>that after De-
cember first, the cheap rate tickets at
$3.50 will be withdrawn from sale,
Thru tourist cars over the Minneapo-
lis & st. Louis to San Francisco and
Los Angeles without change, each
Wednesday via the popular Santa Fe
Route and on Thursday via the Seen
ic Route thru Colorado. For partic-
ulars call on j. G.. Rickel, City Ticket
Agent. No. ! Washington avenue s..
Minneapolis, MINI.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
The Manhattan Limited Leaving Chi
CagO I p. m. Daily.

runs thru to New York in twenty five
hours, over Pennsylvania Short Lines
Passengers arrive New York, Twenty
third street station, p. m. Vestivuled
train of sleeping and dining cars
Coach service to Pittsburg only. Buff
fet par1or car connection at Harris
burg, reaching national capital at / :15
p. M, Baltimore 1920 noon. Res
ervations may be made thru H. r
Dering, A. G: P. Agt., No. 2 Sllerma IN
street, Chicago.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
ID. r. Dyche & Co., the old Estab-
Iished and well known Chicago
Druggists. write as follows: =

Please ship us another five gross
lot of your Paw-Paw Remedy (the
Worlds Tonic). This Is our third or
der within one week and the sales
nave been 50 phenomenal and the
public demand so favorable that you
certainly have named Paw-Paw with
a just title as 1.-THE Worlds Tonic
We wish you continued success, as it
is a pleasure for use to sell prepa-
ration that meets with the approba-
ton of the public. May success follow
you Yours very sincerely,
D. r. DYCHE & CO..
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
A Sunday Train to Minnetonka.

Every Sunday in November the
Great Northern Railway train will
leave Union Station at 1000 a.. m. for
all lake points; returning, leave Mound
ZOO D. m. Fare, SO cents round trip.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28
Change Of Time, Great Northern
Railway

Effective Nov. % the Great North
ern Railway will make several i'm
portant changes in it's train sched-
ules. The public is requested to con-
suit the city or depot ticket agents
for full details and information.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28

The best time to use Journal want
ads is all the time. and the best want
ads (if you want your moneys worth)
to use all the time are Journal want
ads. Begin Monday.
The Minneapolis journal., 1903-11-28

DilIin Drug Co.. the Up-tO-Date
Druggists OF Minneapolis, send the
following: Eg
Prof. Munyon-Please quote me
lowest price in 3, gross lots of your
Worlds Tonic Paw-Paw. The sale of
this popular remedy has been 50 large
as to demand my purchasing in large
quantities. This Of course indicates
the popularity of Paw-Paw. ~. g. f. =
DILLIN DRUG co.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-03-11
MANY INVITATIONS,

There was q large gathering OF
United Workmen at their lodge room
at the A. O. U. w. hall last night
to witness the initiation of nine new
members. The organizer, j. r. Bur-
ton of Kansas City, has done good
work during his short visit here, hav-
ing obtained thirty-six new appli-
cants, nine of whom received their
workman's degree last night. DR.. B.
A. Bunnheim, who had been invited
by the acting master workman, was
present, and upon request, delivered
an eloquent address, In which he
enunciated the many beautiful feat
ures Of the order which had brought
sunshine and happiness into number
less habitations of darkness and sor-
row. His discourse was replete with
q number of humorous and witty re-
marks, especially the explanation Of
the mystic letters A. o. U. W.. which
ELECTED great applause.
Mr.. Burton, too, delighted the au-
dience with q f1ne speech.
After this the ladies Of the De
gree of Honor worked like busy bees
in spreading fine supper before the
large assembly to which each and ev-
cry one did full justice. The occasion
was very pleasant one and will
long be remembered by its partici-
pants.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-03-11
A HUMAN ElENp.

Last night native of Old Mexi-
CO, Jose Contreras, by name, commit
ted q brutal crime for which in any
other country he would have been
lynched without the formality of a
trial. He enticed little 13 year-old
Augustine Mendrosa from her home
under guise of friendship and taking
her to neighboring house, he as
saulted her AS soon as the
fact became known to her parents
Sheriff Romero was notified, and he
Immediately commenced still hunt,
which resulted in the capture of the
brute, who was Immediately locked IN
the county jail.
AS District Attorney Spiess and As
sistant Davis were both out of town
the preliminary hearing has been post
poned until they return.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-03-11

MEMPHIS, Tenn, March 1.-THE
Mississippi river is rising steadily at
this point, the gauge this morning
marking 35.2 feet This is rise of
five-tenths of foot in the past twen-
ty-four hours. 1t is believed the river
will reach a mark of 3S feet at Men,
phis. Reports from Mississippi and
Arkansas today indicate that the grav-
the flood situation. In some districts
armed sentries are patrolling the
levees. All the streams and rivers in
Arkansas are overlooking. In north
Memphis the flood has already begun
encroaching at certain points and it
will take but few inches more to
render work impossible at many Of
the lumber industries in that section.
At Greenlaw and Second streets, back
waters have reached the latter's
throughfare and occupants of cabins
have been compelled to flee to high
er ground The steamer Georgia Lee
arrived from Cairo today, and reports
all landings to be ins untoward condi-
ton. The steamers officers say refu-
gees from the lowlands are to be
seen everywhere. Government engin-
GERS have augmented their forces and
steamers are carrying sacks of sand ann
other supplies to the more dangerous
places.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-03-11

NEW ORLEANS, La, March H.
The river is rising very slowly The
guage .f.day marked 1874, a rise cf
only cne-ten,h IN the pas: twenty
four hours The stage in still over a
foot ur6cr the record The most un.
fortunate condition at present is the
continuance of the rainy weather. This
is having the effect of softening the
levees and all Louisiana is praying
for a return of sunshine. Six hun
drel men are at work today at various
points, sacking the weak points and
raising the line of embankments. A
thousand sacks of sand are being dis
tributed along the river. Engineers
report the levees between Southport
and Carrollton in excellent condition
and able to stand much greater strain
than they have thus far been subject
ed to. United States engineer Of
ficials have promised cooperation with
the authorities in carrying on the
fight against the flood. All levee
boards of the estate may be said to be
in continuous session and every foot
Of levee on the river and tributaries is
under surveillance.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-03-11
ST. LOUIS WANTS BOTH
NATIONAL CONVENTIONS.

WASHINGTON, D. c., March Ii
Representative Bartholldt of st. Louis,
told the president today, that st.
Louis would endeavor to secure both
the republican and democratic nation
al conventions next year. 1T will be
worlds fair year, in st. Louis" said
DR.. Bartholldt, the greatest year in
the history of the city, and we will
be able to offer such attractions to
the national conventions as never be-
fore have been offered by any city. "
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1903-03-11
From Nebraska to the Gulf Come
Reports OF Raging
Waters.
Destructive FIRE IN DENVER
Secretary of Treasury Shaw IN
New York. Looking up
Finances.
ANOTHER MYSTERIOUS DEATH

LINCOLN, Neb., March 11.-Most
of the smaller streams in Nebraska are
believed to have reached a stationary
stage and the worst of the food in
this state is probably over. The
Platte river is still high, and although
giving no signs of subsiding. no furth-
er rise in that stream is expected. The
Missouri river at Nebraska City, how
ever, is within three inches CT the
danger line, and if the rise there con-
tinues at the present rate, that city
will be flooded before evening. The
ice gorges in the Elkhorn, LOup, Re-
publican and Platte rivers have brok-
en- up and the water is racing down
the Missouri river, cutting new chan
nels and covering the lowlands every
where. The Missouri Pacific main
line from Omaha to Kansas City for
a distance of several miles along tho
Missouri river is threatened.