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The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16
Never Touched Him,

Newed-Say, how long does a man have
to be married to a woman before she agrees
with him in everything?
Oldwed-Youu have to ask some one
else, my boy. I've been married only 81
years.-Chicago Daily News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

Cost a Quarter.-Ragged Robert with a
mysterious air)-'I saw your husband
downtown, mum, an eff you'll give me a
quarter I'll tell you what sort OF a place
| saw him go into" Mrs. Greeneye-
Goodness me! Here's the quarter. Tell
me quick! What was the place." Ragged
Robert-"The post Office, mum."-N. Y.
Weekly
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16
UnnecekSIa ~.

the man in the chair, and, passing his
hand over his chin investigatingly, leaned
forward and said:
"'Shall l go over the chin again.
mo, thanks" replied the customer,
cheerfully. 81 think 1 can remember
everything you aid."-N. Y. Times.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16
Only Car Fare.

Proprietor (who has been looking over
the accounts)-Mr. Waddle, do you ever
take any money out of the cash drawer?
Salesman-I occasionally take out a car
fare.
HIN, h,ml Do you live in San Fran
cisco or Sitka ?"-Boston TRANSCRIPT.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

Leavenworth, Kan, Jan. 10.-John
Collins will renew his efforts to Sc
cure a pardon from the state peni-
tertiary when w. j. Bailey becomes
governor of the state.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16
FREE: ASK ANDYoU WILL FIND


eyes father. when l graduate | am 60
ing to follow my literary bent and write
for money
'Humph, John; you ought to be sue
cesSful. That's all you did the four years
you spent in college. Penn Punch Bowl.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

Mr.. Gusher-'T consider her pretty at
all times, but IN that cute bonnet her face
Is doubly sweet" Miss Wryvell-"I can't
agree with you about the sweetness, but
she certainly Is a double-faoed thing
Philadelphia Press.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

1t is a coed thing that talk is cheap.
1t is desirable that the necessities of life
should always be within easy reach of
the masses-Puck
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

Selfshness being merely failure in the
art OF disSimulat ton, naturally suffers the
condemnation consequent on all failures
indianapolis News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16
Very IilxeI-

DO you believe that egotism and genius
go together"
Not always. There would be lot more
genius If they did."-Chicago Record. Her.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli-
bic remedy for coughs and colds.-N. w.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

You may hate a man who is Intentionally
disagreeable, but a man who is unintention-
ally disagreeable yo:l can only despise.-
indianapolis News
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16
Miss Menard cured after doc
apolis New


tors failed to help her.
"Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound cured me after
doctors had failed, and / want
other girls to know about it. Dur
ing menstruation I suffered most
intense pain low in the abdomen
and in my limbs. At other times 1
had a heavy, depressed feeling
which made my work seem twice
as hard, and 1 grew pale and thin.
The medicine the doctor gave me
did not do me one bit of good, and
Twas thoroughly discouraged. The
doctor wanted me to stop work, but,
of course, / could not do that. L
finally began to take Lydia e.
Pinkham'S Vegetable Compound
and felt better after taking the first
bottle, and after taking six bottles
I was entirely cured, and am now
in perfect health, and I am SO CRATE
full for Miss GEORGE MENARD,
537 E. 152nd St., New York City. -
$4,000 forfeit IF original of above letter proving
Qenuinsness cannot bs produced
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound cures female ills when
all other means have failed.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16
stops the Cough

and works off the cold Laxative Brom(
Quinine Tablets. Price 25 cents.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

Kindness will win where gold will fail
United Presbyterian.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16
Cost a Quarter.-Ragged Robert xvi

Thingumbob-Well, we all want that.
Yes, but he always manages to get it. ;"
Philadelphia Press.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

The roll-top desk covers a multitude of
ntidiness.-Chicago Daily News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16
wherein He Was Different.

AIcJigger-Oh, he's a regular hog He
wants the best of everything for him
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

the first symptoms of catching cold
he should at once begin the use of
Peruna according to directions on
the bottle, and the cold is sure to
pass away without leaving any bad
effects.
Unless this is done the cold is al
most sure to end in the second stage
of catarrh, which is making so
many lives miserable. If Peruna
was taken every time one has cold
or cough, chronic catarrh would be
practically an unknown disease.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16
Mrs. NJ. ]. Brink. 30. SO MIchigan ave

Mrs. NJ. J. Brink. No. $50 Michigan ave-
nue.. st. Joseph, Mich, writes:
This past winter curing the wet and cold
weather 1 caught a sudden and severe cold,
which developed catarrhal condltlon
through nv entire system, and so affected
my general health that 1 was completely
broken down. and became nervousan hyS-
terical and unfit 10 supervise my home. My
prescribed for me, but somehow
his medicine did me no good Reading OF
PERUNA 1 decided to try 1t. After had
taken but three bottles found myself in
fine health. Mrs NJ. ]. Brink.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

Miss Elizabeth Uber, No. 81 Bassett
street, Albany, n. Y, writes:
Il have always dreaded unsettled
weather because of my extreme liability
to catch cold, when a catarrhal trouble
would quickly develop through my en-
tire system, which it would take weeks
to drive away. l am thankful to say
that since l have taken PERUNA do
not have any reason to dread this any
more. If 1 have been at all exposed to
a dose or two of PERUNA, an6it throws
ut any hint of sickness from my system
Miss Elizabeth Uber.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

and you can imagine how glad felt when
it began to relieve me in very short time.
In less than two weeks 1 was completely
cured. '-S1byl A. Hadley.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1903-01-16

Slbyl A. Hadley, % Main street, Hunting
ton, Ind, writes: Last winter after get
ting my feet wet began to cough, which
gradually grew worse until my throat was
sore and raw Ordinary remedies did not
help me and cough remedies nauseated me
Reading an advertisement of what Pc
RUNA could do, decided to try bottle,
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
A Sad story.

Rowling ls now very little practlced in tue Shetland Islands. although many eggs are secured annually Many thrill ing stories of fowling adventure are told by the Shetlanders. A man who had undertaken to climb a certain steep clin was neither very expert enced nor very brave, although he boasted of being both. He pushed up- ward. however, briskly without look ing behind until he had got up about l5O feet. when be stopped to breathe. The pause was fatal to his self posses sion, and he called out in tones of ter TOT. "Men. men, 1 am golng-I am gO- ing" But he stlll held on for a little, and it was not till be had shrleked many times 'I am going that be did fall headlOng.
 His comrades. having thus been warned. moved the boat out Of the way so that the poor fellow came sheer down Into the deep water Mighty was the plunge. but at length he rose to the surface. when of course be was in- stantly caught hold of and dragged Into the boat. After many gasps and much spluttering of sea water from his mouth his only remark was: "Eh, men, this Is a sad story. have lost my snuffbox. ."-"Sketches and Tales of Shetland"
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21

the sltuNlon, that in one ve1r '''' ,p ,,'' land laws are pissed liere wlll be a, '"' lng left in the CopperrIysr valley for fatn' log purposes. Is lt not wise, as we'll as just and humane, that before the lands arc taken that some place should be provided where these lndlars can be taught to raise vegetables and stock and where they eao provide themselves little honest It seems to me that one must have lost all the milk of human kln ness to say otherwise. ! have reasons to believe that there heads Of corporations that are looking upon ths lsnis of the Copper liver with longing eyes. They do not want anything done to defeat In any way their sslhsh plans. The welfare of the native does not enter thelr thought. From sreh bitter opposl- tIOn may be expected to the giving Of land for home to the helpless netIvs.
 G. s. Clsviug'r
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
The Cook wn. safe.

An Italian prince who had a Sicilian cook was once travelling Co his pro vlncIal estates, taking with him his cook. together with his entire Kitchen force. without which, SO fond was be Of the dellcacies they were wont to prepare, he rarely if ever travelled Al a point where the narrow path along the preclplce turned the angle of a pro jectlng rock the prince, at the head Of bis long cavalcade, heard shriek and the splash of a body falling Into the torrent far below With a face white with horror be pulled up and, looking back. exclaimed; 'The cook! The cook. Oh. do not tell me lt Is the cook"
 No, your eXcellency," cried a voice from the rear. "it is Don Prosdocemo." "
 The prince heaved si-h of Intense relief. then said; "Ah. only the chap lain, Thank goOdness.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
FOR SURVEYS
Promises to RecOmmen l App
 prOpyiatiOns.

Washington, Feb, I7.-Sserstary Jones taday secured from Secretary Hitchcock a promise to recommend the immediate ap- of s7s,ooO for making goysTr-
 m nt surveys In Alaska. With this r,, recommendation Jones will offer an amend msnt to the sum ny civil blll and expects to secure It's adoption, having been prae- tlealy assured by Chairman Cannon that the amendment would be adopt d lf the sedetary recommended the appropriation.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
Very Fine HauGiworls.

Dr. Heylin. in bis Life Of King Charles" records that during the reign of Queen Elizabeth there was one who wrote the Ten Commandments, the Creed. the Pater Nostcr, the queens name and the prayer of our Lord within the compass of a penny and gave her majesty a pair Of spectacles Of such au artificial making that by the help thereof she did plainly and distinctly discern every letter"
 A somewhat similar feat was that "rare piece of work brought to pass by Peter Bales. an Englishman, who also exhibited before her majesty the entire Bible written In a book containing as many leaves as a full sized edition, but dttlng Into a walnut"
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
ARf IN WANT
Copper River Indians Are in
 Seed of Assistance.

Editor Alaskan:
 I sec by the OrsRonian of February oth, that a Mr. lies critIeIses Hon. J. W. lveY and Rev. sheldon Jackson In thslr efforts to secure ald from the government for tho Copper river Indians of Alaska. He says they are aetlLg contrary to the wlslss of the people of Valdez. and that there are only 100 of these lndllus h the Copper rlver valley and that they are a dishonest. zy lot of slwashss.
 spent six weeks last fall To Valdez when the prospsctors were coming out from the int, rlor. and talked with, per- haps, 100 Of them and specially Inyssti- gated the condition of the Copper river To- dlans.
 To my certain knowledge Mr. Ivsy was asked by citizens of Valdez and by pros p.etors to do something for these Indians. lf possible, while in Washington. Nearly every prosreetor that 1 talked with said kldk AUtIE MGlE aa luAuN eo 19e VI N"~'~ Indians; that the salmon had become scaIce ln the Copper river and the game bad also become scarce in the Copper river valley; that something must be done for these Indians or they would be wiped from the face Of the earth. or all | talked with. l 'nsard but one man say that he thought the l1dlns had stolen from him. On the other hand heard scores of the prospectors say that c csc Indians had slved the lives of the whites, and as rule they were honest and kind.
 Mr. Hes slvs it Is better for these h. dlans to rolm than to be shut up on a res- ervaton. But ] ask where will these Indians roam when the land laws for Alas ka are passed and the lands all taken in the Copper river valley by the whtes3 Everyone knows that Is acquaibied with
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
rhe strain en ths Eys.

There Is no reason why a muscle or muscles of the eye should not fag out just as the muscles elsewhere do. Let one bear a weight all day long, does he not attribute his consequent headache to the heavy burden be has borney It seems without elaborate thinking we could conceive of the results following upon prolonged use of the eye. Nature has done all she could Co protect and proloug the usefulness Of the eye.
 No earthly architect ever yet planned a structure that would not yield. crum- ble and fall. and the house human. SO exquisltely upllfted in curious and mysterious ways falls and returns to dust more rapidly and surely than need be. for the reason that we do not real lze how much one part Is sustained or oyerthrOwn by another. One tiny mus cle Is potent enough to disturb the whole economy. especially if intercur- rent diseases exist in addition to "eye strain"
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
Parasite Flowers.

Curious excresccnces resembling rude flowers that grow on trees ln Tierrt del Fuego are described by a core spondent of Ia Nature, Paris. These are found to be due to a parasitic growth. but the "dowers" consist oi the inner wood of the tree which has been forced through the bark and as sumes various fanclful shapes, oftci those of the classical acanthus, seen on Corinthlan capitals. The parasite that causes the growth is a relative of tho mlstletOe.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
BIG TRAIN
Largest Train of the Winter
 Yesterday Morning.

The largest Galn of the ssason left sksgway yesterday morning and lt was loaded with passengers and freight It of four carloads of horses, bag gage cor, tw, express cars, two passenger coaches and the supsTinte dants private car. Most of the passengers were bound for Dawson.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
Cork Cnrpets.

A cork carpet may be kept clean and ln good condition by using the follow ing mixture: Put Into a bottle equal parts Of vinegar. turpentine, methylat- cd spirit and linseed oil and shake all well together. Rub this well all over the carpet with a pad Of cloth or something of the kind, polishing lt well afterward with a clean cloth.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
AIaakans

Going East are Invited to Inquire Into the accommodations afforded by the Northern Pacific before purchasing thelr tickets. This route offers the best of everything to the travelling public 10 the way of dlnlng. sleeping and observation car service. For tickets and all Information, call on or write to A. Tlnllng, Gen. Agent, Tacoma. or |. A. Nadeau, Gen. Agent.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
To nrinE It out.

'I know I've got a vein of poetry In me. sir" confidently asserted the young man to the editor, "and all l want Is a chance to bring lt out. What would you suggest. sirg"
 q think you had better sec a doctor and have it lanced."
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
HIa Worth.

Naggsby-You say Trighher Is more trouble than he's worth. haven't found him much trouble.
 waggsby-Neither have I.-Los An geles Herald
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
m. wronr cn.ton.

Something Is the matter with the law of waste and economy in thls world Fowls fit for eating are not the ones that have plumage 1t for trimming hats.-Atchlson Globe.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21

This Is the season of the wear when everybody should have thelr blankets washed. The Royal Laundry Is doing them in great numbers. Get your order in early.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21
A Wet RInnket.

Congratulate me Jimmy. I'm en- gagged to Sally Jenks"
 I'm awfully sorry, Henry, but l can't eonscientiously do it. I've been engaged to sally myself"
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21

Cluetts latest style msn's collars and cuffs at thi B, M. Behrends Go.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21

Furnished rooms and houses for Tent advertised in the Daily Alaskan-always bring plenty of applicants.
The daily morning Alaskan., 1903-02-21

A choice line of Domestic and Imported cigars, at the White Pass Cigar Store. If
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-28

force to other things. Lawlessness is the
best cure for lawlessness when the people
are so unwise as 10 select 1t. Fogarty is
the best cure for Fogartyism in South
Bend. The dose may be sickening, but IL
is likely to effect cure that state inter-
ference could not. The system of law and
order is the outcome of hundreds of years
of experience. Its strict observance is sure
TO give the greatest security and freedom
to society and the individual There are
those who are convinced that this is not the
case and insist that lawlessness Is better
under certain conditions. 1t is a good time
to prove that those who hold this latter
view are wrong and that it is unwise to in
trust them with power. 1t seems that
Mayor Fogarty is giving object lesson in
South Bend. Let it go on for two years. 1t
is better for South Bend TO go on with the
Fogarty police; it is far wiser for the
Legislature to let il alone.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-28

vote on objection from New England sena-
tors who feared it will exclude French
The vote on Blackburn's motion to take
up the Littiefeld antitrust bill resulted as
follows:
Ayes-Bacon. Bailey. Bate. Berry. Black
Harris. Heitfeld. Jones of Arkansas. Nc
Comas, McEnery. McLaurin of Mississippi.
Mallory. Martin. Morgan. Nelson. Patter-
Teller, TTiman. Turner. weiiington-2s.
Noes-Aldrich Alger, Bard. Beverage.
Durham. Burrows. Clark of Wyoming.
ham. Deliver. Dryden. Fairbanks, Foraker.
Foster of Washington, Frye, Gallinger.
Gamble. Hanna, Hansbrough. Hoar. Kean.
kittredge, Lodge, Willard. Mitchell, Per-
kins. Platt of Connecticut, Plat OF New
Stewart. Warren Wetmore-3s
Mr.. Foraker called up a Senate bill pro-
viding for the government or the Island
of Guam, placing the island under the con-
troll of the President through the Navy
Department. Mr.. Hoar criticised the policy
OF attempting TO govern distant ISLANDS IN
the sea. He took occasion to highly praise
Mabini. He said that II the course pursued
by Mabini had taken place in revolutionary
times ii would have been one OF the proud
est memories of American history. Mr..
Hoar had had inquiry made regarding
Mabini and the executive had responded
that he was free man. Mr.. Hoar S2id
that although the order had been made for
before he released, and that when
General Miles visited the island an armed
marine was pacing up and down in front
of a place where Mabini was confined.
The bill passed; also similar bill for the
government of Tutuila.
Mr.. Fairbanks called up the immigration
bill and said that he was instructed by
the committee to move to strike out Sec
ton 3, providing for an educational test.
The motion was agreed to. On motion OF
Mr.. Dryden, of New Jersey, the head TAX
was reduced from s. to 81.
On motion of Mr.. Clay of Georgia, the
provision for the deportation of immigrants
who become insane within two years was
stricken out
Mr.. Gallinger said that the contract labor
law had been practically embodied In the
bill and added that he had been reliably In
formed that high official had said that III
il should be incorporated In the immigra-
ton measure this official would see that II
was applied in keeping out French-Canad-
ians who come to the United States to work
temporarily and then return. He moved 10
strike out the provision. saving that II II
should be retained New England would rue
the day that the bill passed.
The motion caused considerable debate.
and, it becoming evident that vote could
not be secured to-day, Mr. Fairbanks asked
for unanimous consent to vote on the bill al
2 O'Clock tomorrow. Mr.. Hoar objected
and Mr.. Fairbanks gave notice that ne
would ask the Senate to take up the bill i'm
mediately after the conclusion Of the morn
ing business tomorrow.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-28
MRS. M'LEAN APPRAISED.


WASHINGTON. Feb. 27-An echo of the
feeling between the Mclean and Fair
banks factions in the Daughters of the
American Revolution was sounded at the
outset of to-day's sessions OF the congress.
AS the reading OF the minutes Of yesterdays
proceedings was concluded one of Mrs.
McLean's advocates moved a correction.
She said that in the record of the nomina-
tions there was no mention OF the second
ing by Mrs. Mclean of Mrs. Fairbanks's
nomination, although the speeches of the
others who seconded the nomination were
recorded. The recording secretary general
explained that she included only the
speeches that were written out and SUBJ
rnitted To her. The question of recording
the seconding speech of Mrs. Mclean was
submitted TO a yea and no vote OF the con-
gress and she was ordered TO be recognized
In the minutes
There was long discussion over the
question OF counting the improperly marked
ballots in last nights election. The congress
finally voted not TO count them and the
board OF tcllers made its report. Mrs.
Fairbanks was formally declared president
general: Mrs. Miranda b. Tulloch, OF the
District OF Columbia. was declared elected
vice president general In charge Of organ
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1903-02-28

1t Is proposed to move away from New
York the publishing plant Of the Methodist
Episcopal Church now maintained at Fifth
avenue and Twentieth street The book
committee. which has the matter in charge.
listened to a report of subcommittee on
the uni1cation of publishing interests while
IN session in New York last week Only the
General Conference of 1904 can act. The
proposition Is to remove the two plants
away from New York and Cincinnati and
to some small town in the middle West.
probably just outside Chicago. The plan
Of consolidation Is a good one but why
80 to a small town near Chicago? Why not
come to Indianapolis. which is central. a
good shipping point and where the cost of
establishing and conducting such a plant
would be no greater than in a small town
The local Methodist brethren should bestir
themselves and secure this publishing in
dustry Cor Indianapolis