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The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
NEW ENGLAN
WATCHES

Are designed to conform to the re-
quirements of every one needing q
watch-We make all sizes and styles,
with castings ofsgold, silver, enamel,
gold filled, gun.metal or nickel--Fully
guaranteed aud exactly as represen-
led. and ut stated prices Send for
our nooNlets, which give fu4i informa-
tion and illustratlon of onr various
styles. For sale by all jewelers..
THE New ENGLAND WATCH Co.,
Manufacturers,
81 ani 30 Maiden Lane, n Y. l31 to
Ia7 WAbash Aye, Chicago. Spreck-
es' Bldg, San Francisco.
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A queer Police Force.

The policemen in Haiti are paid by
results. They get capitation fees for
all the arrests they make. As they
come from the worst class Of the popu-
lation and are under no discipline, it
follows that man is very liable to be
arrested in Haiti unless he is willing
to pay the policeman more than the
capitatipn fee. As this fee is only 10
cents, the price of freedom is not pro-
hibitive.
If man objects to paying the fee
and says he would rather go before the
judge the policeman soon convinces
him of the unpleasantness of arrest
with thick club.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
A SOFT Pack.

A soft pack is the most effective
method known for alleviating infam-
nation and getting rid of irritation in
rheumatic gout. To afford relief every
night piece of flannel should be APP
piled. This flannel should be saturat-
ed in brine and then wrapped around
the affected joint or joints. The fan
mel should then be covered with rub
Der or oil silk bandage. Both should
be kept on all night.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22

Origin of d Famous Saying.

Euclid, who is sometimes called the
father of mathematics. taught this
subject in the famous school at Alex
andria. Being asked one day by the
king of Egypt Ptolemy Soter) whsther
he could not teach him the science in
a shorter way, Euclid answered in
words that have been memorable ever
since. Sire. there is NO royal rs&d to
learning" Not many scraps Of conver-
sation have lived. as this reply has. fer
2,2O0 years. ..s. =.
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LAUGHED Himself to Death.

New York, Oct. 8.-A joke peTpe-
trated by performers on the stage of
an Eighth avenue theater is alleged
to have caused the death of Joseph
Jennison. He laughed 30 much that
heart failure set in snd he died in the
lobby of the theateE, where he had
been carried by the ushers.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
Fatal Automsbiie Accident.

Detroit, Oct. S.-As the result of an
automobile, driven by State Senator
Frank B. Glazier Of Chelsea, becoming
unmanageable, five occupants were
thrown out and Mrs. Lucy T. Nudge
was so severely injured that she died
q short time after.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
Nor rsovER-wIsE.

There is All old allegorical picture
OF girl scared at n grass hopper, but
in the act of heedlessly treading on a
snake. This is paralleled by the man
who spends q large sum OF money
building a cyclone cellar, but neglects
to provide his family with a bottle cf
Chamberlain's Collie. , Cholera and
Diarrhoe Remedy as a safeguard
against bowel complaints, whose VIC
Tins outnumber those Of the cyclone q
hunderd to one. This remedy is
everywhere recognized as the most
prompt and reliable medicine in use
for these deceases. For sale by Han
son & Emerson.
.,~ {. So +
First Aid.
.Now." said the professor. suppose
you had been called to see patient
with hysterics-some one, for instance,
who had started laughing and found
it impossible to stop-what is the first
thing you would doY 81. ...... n
"Amputate his funny bone" prompts
u replied the new student.-Houston
Eost.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
COLCNEL M'GEE DEAD.
Was One Of the First Settlers in Kan
sas City.

Kansas City, Oct. 8.-Colonel Allen
B. H. McGse died Ut his home here
during the day, aged eighty-eight.
Colonel MCGEE came to Kansas City
In 1926, when the site Of the city was
forest. In 1347 he built the Sac and
Fox Indian agency here and later en-
gagged in the eutfitting business.
Among others he fitted out two Of
General John C. Frsmont's expeSi-
tionS.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
Hay Returns to Washington.

Washington. Oct. 8.-Secretary Hay
has returned to Washington and was
at the state department during the
day. The pressure of foreign business
in the state department is given as
the reason for the return of the secre-
tary at this time.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
EIGHTEEN YEARS IN JAIL.
Californian Bies While Awaiting Trial
for Murder.

Oakland, Cal, Oct. S.-George Jones.
who had been in the county Jail for
eighteen years awaiting trial for muf-
der, has just died there, aged ninety
three years.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22

~sr~- When you want a physic that is
mild and gentle, easy TO take and GER
tain to, act, always use Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets For sale
by Hanson & Emerson. 'E %
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22

fCATHOLIC-Onr Lady of The Angels
corner Seventh and Ash streets. High Mass
and Sermon every Sunday at 0:30 a. In. Low
Mass daily al Sa. m. .ss%~-s sE-
REV. FR. 7. f. O'CoNNoR. Pastor.
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Estrays.

Came to my place in Sauk Centre
township. north sec. 81 on Thursday,
July 16, 1903. four heller CALVES two
roam. one white and one red. Owner
please call, pay charges and take them
away. A B. ANDERSON.
Sauk Centre, MINI.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22

7 EpISC0PAL-Ohurch of the Good Samari-
tan $40 Main street. corner of SIKH Holy
Commr"ion each Sunday at9a..m. Morning
Prayer and Sermon each Sunday morning t
1890. iyAlias s%i.,'t'
Sunday school at noon. &%gF
@r., REV. f. NJ. GARLAND. Rector. =.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22

GOSPEL HALL-Swtft block. Third street
Sunday school at p. m. Gospel meeting at
7:30 D. M. Prayer meeting and bible study
every Wednesday evening at So'clock.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22

METHODIST-First NJ e. corner of Fifth
and Elm streets Services every Sunday ut
10 80 a. In. and 7:3o D. NJ. Sunday schoo. at
AS a. No.. Epworth League at 6 80 and Iu;.-
Ior League at D m. P aver meeting on
Wednesday evening.
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For Sale.

Ny Pleasant Valley farm, Of 200
acres five miles directly south of
Sauk Centre. A very desirable
farm. desire TO retire on account
of age. Call and see it, or address.
HIRAM BELLINGER.
Sauk Centre.
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$lOC
ORE. Detchon's Anti DiureIiC.

Or. e. Detchon's Anti Diuretic. ~
May be worth to you more than SIoo ii
you have child who soils bedding from in
contenence of water during sleep. Cures
old and young ALIKE. 1t arrests the trou're
at once. 81. Sold by Fiesler < McNel"eE
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
Feed Grouno.

Larson Bros. will grind feed to or
der every Monday at the 4. F. Lar
son place in Kandota PrompL at
tention to all orders. Our charge is
FIVE cents sack. LARSON BROS.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
Nearly Eorfeits HIS Life.

A runaway almost ending fatally,
started a horrible ulcer on the leg OF
]. b. Orner, Franklin Grove Ill. For
four years it defied all doctors and all
medicine. But Bucklen's Arnica Salve
had no trouble to cure him. Equally
good for Burns, Bruises, Skin Erup-
tions and Piles. 25c at Fiesher & Nc
Neice Drug Store.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
GChurchDi Directory.

A A)yENTIST-Seventh Day. Corne Sew
enth and Ash streets services every satur-
day at 1890 REV. SHAW. Pastor.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
Bettar Than GoId. P,

IL was troubled for several years with
chronic indigestion and nervous de-
bility," writes F. J. Green,- Lancas-
ter, n. H. mo remedy helped me un-
til I begaa using Electric - Bltters,
which did lne more good than all the
medicine I ever used. They have also
kept my wife in excellent health for
years She says Electric Bitters are
are just splendid for female troubles;
baat they are great tonic and inVlgo-
rator for weak run down women. No
other medicine can take it's place u
our family" Try them. univ 50c.
Satisfaction guaranteed b ricsner d
McNeice.
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y
The Great Drawback.

The Great DrawbaO6.
"WeIl, the statements they make
against you aren't true" said the poll
tician's wife. "Why don't you deny
them?"
"I'm afraid it will incite them to dig
ND some other libeleus statements that
are Philadelphia Ledger.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22

s7Oieyss EOnsy and Tar
reals lungs and sfops tic cough.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22

A re gard e $500 to, IN capture OF
one Will. m Rud, pr alias the ''Mis'
or, KID re in that state for
murcer :, . first degree. The 'Hotice
come em the Pinkerton National
De ective Agency. He is 20 years o'
age. weighs 100 pounds and stands
feet III inches in hight. Officers at
tempting an arrest are rned that ne
always carries guns and will not hes
itate to use them to avoid capture
St. Cloud Times
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
Dysentery Cured Oithout the Aid
noHfnr

of Doctor.
81 am just up from a.hard speil or
the aux" [dysentery] says Mr.. I. "A
Pinner, we'll known merchant OF
Drummond, Tenn. 81 used one small
bottle of Chamberlain Collie. Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy and was cured
without having a doctor. Il consider
it the best cholera medicine in the
world" There is no need Of employ
ing a doctor when this remedy is used,
for no doctor can prescribe a better
medicine for bowel complaint in any
form for either children or adults.
It never fails and is pleasant to take
For sale by Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22
Mysterious Circumstances.

Mysterious Circumstances.
One was pale and sallow and the
other fresh and osy. Whence the diff
ference? She who is blushing with
health uses DR.. Kings New Life Pills
to maintain it. BY gently arouslng
the lazy organs they combel good di-
pestion and head off constipation.
Try them. Only Csc, Fiesher-& Drug
The Sauk Centre herald., 1903-10-22

Mrs. Molie Allen, of South Fork,
Kv.. says she has prevented attacks Of
cholera morbus by taking Chamber
lain,s Stomach and Liver Tablets
wban sbe felt an attack coming on.
Such attacks are usually caused by
indipestionS and these Tablets are
inst what is needed to cleanse the
stomach and ward off the approaching
attack. Attacks Of bilious collie may
he preyented in the same way Fof
sale by. Hanson & Emersan.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
Go, Aboard the Booze Wagon.


Under the impression that her
husband had taken poison with
suicidal intent, Mrs. Walter
kemper of Forty-,hird and Jose
phine streets, called the police am
bulance last Tuesday evening, but
it was found that Kemper was sim
ply intoxicated, and he was arrest
ed on that charge. She said that
he had been drinking for two weeks
and during that time had tried TO
kill her twice. Yesterday after
noon she swore ont warrant for
his arrest IN the justice court.
This arrest recalls the death of
Sarah Vance from crlmina! oper-
alton, performed, it is charged, by
DR.. George Elliott, whose trial
will come up in the criminal court
next Monday. Miss Vance was
the sweetheart OF Kemper's brother
in law, June Ttrrill, who com
mitted suicide on finding that Miss
Vance had died.
When the police ambulance ar
rived Mrs. kemper was weeping
and wringing her hands and her
two little girls were crying loudly.
Mrs kemper would not enter the
roor where her husband was, but
gave lamp to Surgeon Dulin and
told him where to go.
kemper was lying on pill" Of
quilts on the floor OF the drug store
which he and his wife conduct at
Forty third and Josephine. He
was in a s,upor, but aroused him
self on the arrival OF the doctor and
began to talk incoherently. An
examination showed that kemper
was suffering only from whiskey.
Republican.
kemper formerly conducted a
drug sore in La unta, and is well
known in this city.
Mrs. kemper filed suit for divorce
in the district court in Denver,
Thursday. She asked for divorce
on the ground that her husband is
an habitual drunkard and that he
has been guilty of infdelity. She
says that she owns the drug store
which her husband has been con
ducting and also the furniture OF
ten room house where she keeps
dodgers. She asks for divorce.
the custody Of her two children,
and that the defendant pay $40
alimony to her and $50 per month
for the care Of the children. They
we've married in Harrisonville,
Mo, December 81, 1891.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
Christian. Rev. q. u. L.mpsI".

Sunday morning theme. 1.-The
Church's Compulsion." Evening,
"Acts OF Apostles-A Book Of
EVANGELISM" Miss Elizabeth
Campbell presides at the organ
and there will be good music.
At call meeting of the congre-
CATION, Sunday morning, the res
ignation of onr pastor was passed
upon, and with much snow u feel
ing and appreciation Of the good
work he and his wife have done he
was most earnestly asked to re-
main, which call Brother Lamp
kia and his good wife have decid
ed to heed, and they will break off
all proceedings towards accepting
work elsewhere.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
eurnsd Msighbor's Woodp pile.

Archy. Lew, George and Joseph
Jinkins, sons OF II. A. Jinkins.
who lives In the Fairmont country,
about ten miles OF La unta, were
tried In the county court Wednes
day morning on a charge of ma.
licious mischief Taylor Stults,
a neighbor, was the complaining
witness, and charged the boys with
having set fire to his woodpile.
he boys denied the charge, but
the circumstantial evidence was
conclusive. the footprints around
the burned woodpile being identi-
cal in size with the youngsters
shoes. The boys were found guilty,
Judge Wallis suspending sentence
pending good behavior.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
Will Grow Vine Sesds.

T. Gauger IS making prepara
tons to engage extensively IN the
business OF growing vine seeds
next year, which has proved to be
very profitable industry in the
Arkansas Valley. He will make a
specially OF high grade Rocky
Ford cantaioupe and watermelon
seeds, cucumber, squash and
pumpkin seeds, and will also handle
alfalfa seed. He has leased $50
acres to a Japanese company, who
are experts in intense farming, and
will have general supervision over
item.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
Life imprisonment.

Archie Hill, the negro who shot
and killed VIII Carlton. son of +
ID Carlton, OF this city. in Los
Angeles during the month OF July.
was found guilty OF murder in the
first degree last FRIDAY and senten-
ced to life imprisonment. Carlton
was street car conductor, and
became involved in dispute with
the negro. the latter claiming that
he had given the conductor hve
dollar gold piece for fare and de
manding the change. Carlton
maintained that the negro had only
given him a five cent piece. and
when he refused to return the
change demanded was shot by the
negro. During the trial the negro
admitted that he had only given
Carlton a FIVE cent piece. Hill
claims that he is an illegitimate
son OF Senator Ben Hill, OF
Georgia.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
hoyt's - Texss Steer"

"A Texas Steer" will doubtless
be greeted by big house when III
comes to the La nnta Theatre,
Wednesday, October 2Sth II
would be singular If the theme hit
upon by Hoyt did not furnish
rousing entertainment. "Maverick
Brander" is d rugged, honest Texas
ranchmsn During brief absence
from his ranch he is elected to
Congress. The yeoman confronted
with this fact on his return, Indig
nantly refuses to fill the Office .If
you think you are too good to rep
resent us in Congress, you jest say
so," greets bran ler's" refusal.
Backed by hundreds OF barrels of
six shooters, the plainsnan throws
up his hands, and hies to Wash
ington with his honest wife and
daughter The misadventnres that
ensue are always absorbing Now
wildly hilarious, quietly satirical,
again touchingly pathetic The
play will be given magnificent
production, and will be presented
by company OF players remark
ably adapted for the Interpretation
Of the variously divers and taking
roles.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
Aste, Next vs.r. c.nt.ioupe..

H. Woods. the Chicago COM
mission man, who claims to have
made the best average for the
grower in the marketing OF canta-
loupes this season, was La nnta
visitor Wednesday, AM was in
consultation with number OF
melon men during the day. He
will visit all OF the towns in the
Valley before returning home. He
has already made contracts for
next season with the associations
at Newdale and Las Animss and
also the kountze Party at Rocky
/ Ford.
Mr.. Woods has the figures to
show that his sales netted the
growers throughout the Arkansas
Valley, sI.oS per crate for the en-
tire season, including both stan
dard and pony crates. The New
dale association, through Mr..
Woods, averaged 81 90 TOR stan
dard crates for the entire season.
The average OF the La unta asso-
ciatlon was 50 cents per crate,
about SIX cents more than last
year Mr.. Woods sold seventy
"a
FIVE carloads of cantaloupes in Chi.
cago this season as against fifty five
for last season, notwithstanding
the fact that the season was a great
deal shorter, and that his first re
ceipts were ten days later than last
year.
Mr.. Woods expects to close up
a number of contracts with the
various associations in the Valley
before returning to Chicago.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
Elias Day. ch.,se,er'...

One of the best attractions that
La Junta has ever had will be the
first number of the Lyceum course
next Monday night at the opera
house, when Elias Day will make
his first appearance before a La
Junta audience Mr.. Lampkin re.
ports that one hundred and fifty
season tickets have already been
sold and there are prospects OF a
large number to hear Mr.. Day.
Season tickets are only Sc. Single
tictets so cents Read the follow
ing press notice:
ELIAS Day, the celebrated char
acterist, appeared at the Grand
Opera House last evening before a
splendid Star Course audience,
which he succeeded in entertaining
in the most admirable manner for
more than two hours. His stories
were we'll calculated to put his
audience in the humor II enjoy his
really artistic characterizations, a
peculiar novelty illustrating the
art Of making np."-Dsily Sun,
Springfield. Ohio
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
vs,iesn Treasures ., wo,is.s Fair.

The jubilee gifts OF the lat Pope
Leo XIII will be exhibited at the
Worlds Fair. w. E. Curtis, the
author and correspondent, now
making tour of Europe, is in
Rome to arrange for the transfer
ot the treasurers from the Vatican
to St. Louis. The intrinsic value
OF the gifts is incslculable, nearly
every crowned head In Europe be
ing represented in the list of donors
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
m.,ees,.,. Rev. c,.,.oe. o. x'ms.,,.

The themes OF the pastors ser
mons for Sunday, October IS, will
be: Morning, "Hero Tales From
Current History;" evening, "What
Is the objectionable Sin9" For
Sunday, November /, the themes
will be, Life and Immortality IL
Illuminated" being appropriate 10
All Saints Day. Evening, chow
MANY will be Saved1"
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
Santa Fe improvements.

A great many Improvements are
being made by the Santa Fe at
this point, and many more are con
tempalated, among them being new
shops for which ground will prob
ably be broken early next spring.
The new shops are to be located
north OF the storehouse. adjoining
the round house on the east.
Five new stalls for the round
house are to be built immedi itely,
which will increase the capacity
and provide quarters Tor total OF
twenty nine engines All OF the
engines were taken out of the
round house Thursday, and it will
remain vacant until the new eighty
FIVE foot turn table, now being put
in, is ready for business, The old
turn table will he lifted out this
morning by the big steam wrecking
crane, and the new one will be ready
for business in about ten days.
Boilermakers and machinists are
at present doing the round house
work in the open air, but most OF
the work will be done in Dodge
City until the new turn table is
complete.
A new scrap bin, 4ox43o feet in
dimensions, has recently been
completed. 1t is located immed
lately west OF the master mechanics
Office. All of the scrape iron Of
the western grand division will be
stored and sorted at this point,
and eight or ten men will be re-
qured to do the work
The local storehouse now handles
all material for the western grand
division, amounting to thousands
OF dollars per month, Topeka and
Fort Madison being the only
points on the Santa Fe where a
greater amount OF business is
transacted each month. A forty
foot addition to the present build
ing is to be erected Immediately.
The new platforms surrounding
the storehouse, extending I44 feet
on the east and seventy feet on the
west, are nearly completed, and
will provide quarters for a large
amount of material that has hith-
erto been stored in freight cars.
There has been as high as ITO car
loads of material stored in the 10
cal yards.
The new wheel house is rapidly
nearing completion. The build
ing is 4oxIoo feet in dimensions.
and will give employment to fif
teen or twenty men. The machin
cry for the new wheel house has
already arrived, and includes a
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
SUIT .en OVER pEsr.

Ain't IL pAinfal. though. Ia mest EN-
Guess you'll ssvsy who I mean;
Sort Of folks that's always finding
Spots on folks you thought were clean
Herr the sort of jolts they hand you
Sort that gives you lasting hurts;
She's winning little creature
Amt il awful that she firtsT'
You may know some jolly fellow
With a countenance you like
Just about : clean locker
Asyou'd ever chance to strike.
Comes this hammer Arm'd desi-oiler.
Always watching out for kinks,
Saying; Bully little fellow
Simply shameful that he drinks.'
Or some hard worked fellow being
That you've learned to know Of late,
Fighting brAveiy and unaid-d
Gainst a stubborn. frowning fate;
just a m-nti ion inadv-rtent
To this butt em-over pest:
Acts hard up Z keep it quiet
How he's featherin' his nest"
Then that other chap, whose handcla>p
on had saved you from di,pair-
Surely there's no blot blemish
On his 'scutcheon white and fair,
But this human turkey burxard
Seeking stains on every life,
Sne-rs: Hes never half a. jolly
When you -. him with his wife"
Oh. these butt '-m-oyer p-,opl-.
With their poison poinf-d darts
Aimed slway> at fellow beings.
Tearin. idols from our hearts!
When our eyes blind to failin1s,
t;,-d. in mercy, keep them blind
IL TO see would start u- probing
For the frailties We might find.
baltimore America IA
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
Presbyterian. Rev. Conrad sluhm.

The morning sermon, WASTED
Aroma" will be of interest to
women. The choir will sing 1.-The
Child OF King" Evening sermon,
'Robbing a Birthright" is a popu-
lar address prepared for men and
young people. The choir will
render "Almost Persuaded.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
cnvacn ANNOUNCEMENTS.
s.p,i... Rev. 5. T.. Wood.

The pastor will preach at II a.
IN. and 1890 p. m. Special music
at both services by quartette com
posed of Miss Zelia Peale, Miss
Mae Custer, Messers Albert and
Sherman.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24

wheel press, one pianer, two bor-
ing machines, one band saw, one
mortiser, and an axle lathe. The
building will be completed early
next m onth.
La Junta tribune., 1903-10-24
otsro County Teachers.

The following is complete list
OF the teachers in the various
school districts OF Otero county.
Mexico Missouri message., 1903-06-25

At the North Missouri Medical
Association meeting held at Col
umbia last week DR.. E. S. Cave of
this city was elected first vice
president. The next meeting will
be held at Kirksvllie.
Mexico Missouri message., 1903-06-25

dered while the bier was lowered
in the grave, after which Rev. Ko-
kendofter made a few remarks and
made the closing prayer Of the SER
vices. Thus was laid to res the
body Of a good man, an epitaph
that any man should be proud to
have.
The deceased leaves a wife and
son, an aged father and mother,
number Of brothers aud sisters
and friends innumerable to mourn
his departure, but yet glad he is
out of his intense suffering and
has gone to meet his Heavenly
Father, on that bright resurrection
morn. Peace be to his ashes.
The pallbearers were George
Lewis, Frank Carter, A.C. Barnes,
M. N. Nelson, Cy land Baker
Barnes.
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