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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-11-26
Gossip and Notes.


Every night this week the new Ct.
Northern hotel has been filled to its
capacity.
Buv your winters supply of coal of
Tho Lanedon Lumber Co. Coal of all
kinds at lowest price in the city.
Send copy of the R1ERDEMocRAr
IN YOUR relatives and friends in the east.
T. is cheaper than writing letters.
Business mems lunch and oyster parlors.
Meals served on short notice. Shsrw,n's
Cafe. Opposite Post Office. Open day
and night.
It is expected that Miss Cummings,
fancy skater from Minneapolis, will be
here to give an exhibition at the Lang
don rink on or about Dec. Is. Look out
for further announcement later
The public is very cordially invited to
attend the services next Sunday at the
Baptist church morning and evening at
tho usual hour. Sunday school At noon.
Subject in the morning "Christ in You
the Hope of Glory in the evening "The
Determining Character of Life Robt.
A. MacMullen, pastor.
The opening of the skating rink is
announced to take place without fail on
Monday evening the 30th. Don't fail to
attend, the ice will be good and every
thing possible done to give enjoyment to
all. Admission twenty five cents. John
son l. Sabraw, proprietors.
George Barcelo, collector of customs
at Elkwood stated when here on bust
ness this week that the Dewitt smuggl-
ing case from this county would come
up for trial at the term of U. s. court
which opens at Fargo next week. The
report that the case was disposed of at
the last term by the grand jury failing
to find a true bill is understood to be
erroneous.
Services at the usual hours morning
and evening next Sunday at the NJ. E.
church. In the morning baptism and
reception of probationers, followed by
communion service. In the evening,
subject, "What Young Man Saw" 4
sermon to young people. Sunday school
at noon. Epworth League at seven in
the evening. L. W. Chittenden, leader,
subject, "The Use of Prayer" All are
invited. Rev. w. B. Marsh, pastor.
The Sanford Dodge presentation of
Hamlet Nov. 26th and Don Caesar De
Bazan Nov. 9th will be in keeping with
the reputation he has already attained.
The caste has always been selected with
great care and comprises only those who
have won their spurs in the classic
drama. No energy and no expense has
been spared to add to the triumphs a.
ready won. Hamlet to be presented at
the Opera House on Thursday Nov. 26th
by Sanford Dodge & Co. is an lnconl-
parable production of superior worth.
Press and public have united in declar-
ing it the most artistic and best inter-
preted classic production of the present
season. 1t is unquestionably the real
dramatic event of the local season, and
the theater goers of this community who
seek the very best in dramatic art can
not afford to miss this delightful per-
Torrance.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-11-26
Notice to Delinquents.

Commencing on Monday, Nov. 23rd,
1903, I will begin the collection of de-
linquent personal taxes by distraint.
Parties in arrears can save both an
noyance and extra expense by immediate
attention to this matter.
ALLAN PINKERToN, Sheriff.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13
he QUIET Farm LIFE


sCris LOT r. o make avrr- l0v
.ar-7er, Jr ,verv yir; 4 ,aruer'4 vita.
lut Il toss 8sen 20 ne hat ia shonld
nDress Ipon he children hat. ghiia
ia opportunities % maze -Tert or
Junss VIA l0r often lDan o hem On
Iae car-u. herr ara ees failures among
,aosa engaged n our business han any
1th~ Vhsn Va -esd aulOgies On he
,,,prains of ludustr- rho nave sccurnu-
.sSsa fortunes IN mining, commerce md
manufacturing, We 10 IJf 4rar NJ he
Sonr, miserable lrtvRteS vhu ave
allen Av he vayside. financial. moral
and physical wrecks.
20 nor leach The children that !te'I
pathway 8 Btrswn WITH -hOrus ana
Ir7mnles in al directiOns. 700 nuca
sacning lA ALREADY gone ,or-l. ma
,as masses ara DusnirE, crushing, surg
ng 1nr .oztiing azaiusr asch 1rh-.
wen 20 madness and destruction. Still.
a all this v-id rl.n. We OCCASIONALLY
80 individuals wno are luietly ana
,snxly. w-sn a pleasant vOru ana smile,
mating their WY through me se-thing
mas os humanity. almost without dis
yurptnx Il. and rsaening ths desired
So. IA sorrow anu weeping may sn-
Cfrsrs tor the lisnt. 1ut luy cumsth Il
css noraing.' VI viii peses cOms with
,-arlest. conscientious effor-. sccompa-
atod with cansideraIiOn for utlers.-
Csrrts I. Cavisy. before the New ECr-,
state Grange.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

s"sswy s~B Bss.ss.cus for
Good Resds

rhs progress that is being made BY
tss good roads movement is lndloxsed
oy the sc;ioB of state legislatures and
onveDt!ons IN favor Of road improve
nen, The action Of The receat repsb-
ucsu state convention in Ohio IN upsni--
noosiy adoptIns a strong sood roads
o,snk Indicates tho force sna oopnlar--
~ which this movement has scauIre6
In the north. This - he FIRST line
sea stand has oeen taken BY Ohio
republicans since the birth Of he party.
Nr Charles ? Ssyloy yp4ciAl asen,
at The government for he .nvesstza-
don of he yUzar Industry Who 1AS
trsveasd through nearly All The norfh-
ern snd Western states n he 1rnascu-
Ton % Ais port recently a-spreaunf .hs
results Of ais observations as follows.
Probably no other Subject ~ nis--
~ 20 he ~1ral population receiving
moro fit"5fioD throughout he aafinn
than hat of -oad Improvement one
81 The fundamental 5sers ~ yrrts-v -
ready 1aSaEs ~ coramunicailor TO
experiment stations y hs -drrsy- ARC
now engaged q azpe-'rz.s-ial pnri aD,1
Mutual fs7ann ssvafIon vfsh = Hfsp o
stimulating he public sjnf ara lrn-
noting he leat snd ~SeaDspt g,-oss-as
Of eood -rad lnildinz cftb rcal 1.afs-
rtzl. 7fain sgiaiafurea arc n-actIn, l.,t.
.er .Sws tId n lnu;@ -asng he l-fars-
"A 4f "A
fehsral governments las ,efahlf4bsr 40
ofssa y 1nh,e rad R1ujrfse r- he
department n agriculture ..ta-atgra
has 1Arn prepared tuT EHrIhrlar or
the er'UraiInH u h. poodle m h!se,is-
jert
I5S-r IhtbiHS hat rf'I rr-i -
srsecriIal!y '0r n5of -rary "a 1srasaitv
The u.ofh~- ot nveufIon When q 0art
ssSsT 'aHtnrY = safabEsbsr 'avv;e-a -
OBre f!srn~e- he 1srsrHttv = a-cd
rnads Agitation 1aaina lnhHr uset.
iBzs are l@tf aBG averv luhlir n.
way larrn.sa he phlece ~ srlic;tana ~.
tenfior. Z a 'nuEa hat he -&rrsa-
rerUirna n sast 'our larvsa an.- r,usf
is!lvec 'rnus We ann a raj. o four nns
NJ ba"ts Der DAD { - 4 o trrcn;Diish
the 5Ast -naults tsN ,arfaz 4 Inc
mi ssransa ys<xnhcrr ak over -raa
iED-ovea.snt Rna -hs a%a le~nn.ea q.
iersious 4 Jubllc Meeting Z 'al.ar
1usiic -rads ATn f,IruSsrr. iac ~ =
sanitation sHe~.er which y5aa .
Tor' 'or he Improvement u ne ~r,na
Arzc-z ts ntsrnsfin< 'enfu-pa u ~.
work >r promoting he DrusTnsa 1r laae
luxar r6uafrv. 4 attendance u ip-A
locai Esetiazs, n which -rana mi
1ftsr subjects pertinent he usera e
ttsse jset-sIpwtnr iisfrtctSarr ~ouai,t-
srrd. 'arr1ansnc -paa lu.Id.ax a ma
g he .n~e important matters ,pnl-
Dseiy f:seussad.
Rscorrs srrr III Jsctfaua nd.cafs
thaf he Iusssfon e -pan zInrrvuuisnr
% cra Jc he rrst Jnruiarr snh.ac,s 1e
isssuasior IN carmsrz. 1iart,nusi or III.
stxns. lnn Btafs ann 1ntiaual III ara
ostng g5erxisy- lanorrse TIL. .1r11-
erx Ays' 1ecfantlI % se~ sar Eav' AZ .
1et rnrsfve6 -kasr' sharp' Jf stzArrfIu
crrm I'm 1at;auai uvsrrmenf, mn y
dsRsaSn Iucstxnciai -r~pgr.einu ~
vsy ,f ,sderzi Eid ira -oousraf.1n n
ihs Improvement II La rurzI hIzt wavs-
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13
Red Hai~ Counts.

Mrs. Cnmsonbeak--ft "a said that
red-haired people are .eSs liable % b.
come bald than tbDse With hair Of aur
other color
Ar CrimSonbeak-- course; rcd
haired men have spirit and they are
rot so ready 70 ct ,hr5r wives hsvr
their own way-aNonkrrs Statesrp&p.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

"r could never understsnd. re-
marked the Cheerful Idiot. why bouiI-
lon cups should have two handles"
''If you had ever kept house" re-
piled the Philosopher. you would.
II takes twice as long for the domestic
To break two OF as il does one. Gin
csnsatl Commercial Tribune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

- Tommy. nou!cn't 5ooH aa.va 0layrr,
In ;hr smiths sc:c Tart rut'hou; ret
ting ynrys.-!f all rrve-e,1vv1th TAR r-'''
''0f cours~ not. -azIsTr-s- The ar
7vaS here. How ,orid l~!p restlng
INTO tf'---7hicago tribune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

Douh,rray- What O. 10 Singleton 5av
when YoH invited 5Am 20 .oia 1Hr
-.ub2
ve'r-:y-He aid hor.~ vas rood
enough sor 1im ~ .nnr -. b :. -r-rslanc,
a bacar!or.--4r rlIisagn Daily Esvss
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

Juh1uy-Ca. how .0ny - sea ser
pens?
Pa--abuut the +hr-e summer
monthly y sun
a man VlO las Cna secret a9ecEon Of
ths people VINO work lor aim, AMI OF his
neighbours. earned it by Aindaass and De-
cause ia nsQ haart.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

I'm arratd, said Willie Wishing
,on. that Z lack self. eoafdvecv,"
Cheer m" said Niss Cayenne. Per
haps that act indicates that YOU are 4
gooa iudgs Of human nature Wash
iagton star
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13
aespssl A1a Oss.

''yoar homer. said rhs prisonrs st ne
our, 'T snS~ 10 law. Nh vit,,n my
rights, as. a0d r-fuss % cvnmit MP
seil.'
Very sssi. s,r. sad tbs magistrate.
-t'il saso you ths crvasia thirty days.
Baltimore Newsk
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

William--Nou must remember, ny
dear that ny taste ia better han
rnUrs.
His Dear VIE t'a-ouh'--ly. ss1e-
vvc com" ro consider bat rou mar.
rfed ne and
Ann William s... 100 more '-rair
Cuts
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

atcasr-whas iid you thlak u that
sssak cut you yestsrday'
Patrua--ro De psrtssly rank with
YOU, I theusns Il came Oh South
American COW ehat hsd oesn toddsred
on rabSee tross,-N Y, Times,
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

Upsar1Sopy-t was sorry 70 neaS mat
SAimmerhvrn mas had the smailpcz,
Did Il disisurs Alpl much
Atom Dishgurs him. No It M
proved Rim. Il changed bis express
sion. Chicago tribune.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13
rhose Girls Axass-

Asy--fie's swfuiIy Merry. He tried
his best 20 fiud out how old am.
Fsy--Yes, ne admitted that TO me.
Msy--tud just for fun told him
vas "a. Did ne tell ron that
Pay--No, but se did say you were
the most truthful girl ne had eveTnej.
-Philade!phia Press
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

5or.s 1eop's 1rHetire vrat hay Jrrnes.
But ia saG 1ipa cirsh
rtsT preach 20 others ~ -hs rr-c
Ar.s Drnctice 1y he nah
--.-ttEc.naaii s,ual..rrr
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13
that wasaII-

He suppose le IS = ruineu man II
sac doesR marry MN.
She-NG, she has no money. Z Will
nersiy hreaA hIs heart. phta
Ledger
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13
RE Differences.

I'm sor-- We eime % rhla place.
It's hotter nero Jhdn e a N bsrs city
YES. but me cItv IS NOT 30 taanicn-
ahlrat this time or vne year. Chicago
American
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

|'A,A '1s4tte, Shss All Chat has lGugth
|VyN esealA, os th.ekaSsss'
r. t.tSQa slEl. dsag, Tewa rppiSs,.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

It. IS not 50 much what man says al
how hs says lJ -lar establishes tle reuu-
tauon Of Lhs ordinary hunorisI
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

r-A Sao.iy ha~at apy Originality.
.e >qt toe a.ssnts.s, Nhs, SUBJ
~ hia losszIssses. ", tAsvs paa~
49,, ~ taes ~ rsisssl tpelA,--.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

Tourist - IN afraid -ou're prrTrI-
diced against ne OuIIs and bears.
Farmer MeDDe 80. Anrnow :
Lai1A here more uxeruI IniIna.s than
ttev lre.-S =. Tines.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13
MOVING HEAVY STONES.
Aa Ingenious Pian which Hss
wark.d Veal wherever Ir aa-
asea GIy=n 4 rrinG.

Gun sapilns about nine feet lOng, 0ns
hat IN Atrung and curved. Make tAia
latu ! coupling pole as shown n cut
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

[N>VN,ls-. NoA-~sx h.>SA Sn~g,
E'',I,ass Nsas dia eesss d0 VA hes
kl~saS
f.,I'y, teoA on aaothse ysagc-~
AASss 3,,ALyAAAaa.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

OuIona PreVeat Malaria.
In camp or maE shy listy,ctsit!5sF. .
tha. he ssSiuS Of raw cuioas IS . 81 ss~.
veutips u mAlsria, comp,a.nSs.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

'T'u going Iwav -o-,uOrTow Won't
rcu -hialS Ok ne sometimes willie n
yuns?"
'EaGl't ~ou better Isx 1apa Z :
1ay7"---hicagu american.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

Sspw said unsss Allen Scarss.
N'aa ~ av ie., s-aS>ees' s~ins-, '.nsy
'>s'ea lAse. tnsas newer csss IN tes
= Fseaw~sisaS. os 9ssrss. thas
kNN s,pSlN
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

s.o,s.ss >a, is4r. lpnsA cveaser,--
~ 10 th,st
~ -ta what y>se o<,les-,i. ssrS acap
AZ AnA a,sit>- -hss.t.rr.iS AnI aa., sa-
Ne,t~sa rric1ns.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

~ wy t9lah hs hss lqNel before e
L aSsrs AS hssAs w kaess lsst sasa.
fsSa lyass.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

Il Nay Come 10 rhls-
Mr. WeGIey-@y dear, vii yuC Is
ne defendant N = divorce suit2
Mrs. wedley-Oh. John. his q 40
TaGden.-CInclnnaI EnQuir=E-
sxaa II sssOr~~ ~ scaeHc~.
Contacs with poison ivy caus' ths
tota. blindness OF Miss FannyE-' vles,
Of Harrison. n ,. After endur ? her
severe affection for ten yea an
opSrstion performed short O. aEu
coHrlesely restored sight TO De-. iel:
eye.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

ProIigates are generally Hheral. 5us
very seldom Just
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1903-08-13

Cut a strunS forA and suspend il By
chains from thu Grvhed reach. The
crotch is plsced stradcle Of the rock
aua crowbars used 70 load IL When Shs
rock is frnly dxed. raisa the back ends
Of the sork sufficiently to clear the
Ur1und.--E. Arndt. IN Farm anu Homs,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19

spirit country could not be kept entirely down.
and il crops out in paragraphs like this.
When the approaching dawn is first perceived.
the sun seemingly a great hre beneath the distant
edge OF the plain. curtain is quickly drawn aside,
revealing mitless picture suggestive of the view
mariner sometimes has on approaching "a bold coast
while the actual shore line is stil below the horizon.
The distant mountains rising range above range, and
eliminating IN some IaI-oL sun hIaseu l1a. gre on
the most delicate blue, while all below is dark and
shadowy. AS the sun mounts higher she colors deep
purity seen where rain is frequent Purple in
an its rich and varied shades is the prevailing color
impaired 10 arid lands When the sun Is low h me
heavens. AS the dawn passes and the light becomes
stronger the rich hues fade the mountains reeede ana
perhaps vanish IN the am perFddlhg maze uetal-s De
come obscure even i'm the immediate foreground and
the eye is panied by the penetrating light The shad-
oWs if canyon walls are near, are sharply outtlned
and appear black I'm contrast with the intense light
reflected from the sun-bathed surfaces"
These Snake river plains are yerltable museum
extinct with their bed OF ancient lava, their
craters and their cnder buttes There are OF
lost rivers and creeks hidden canyons, magnificent
waterfalls and a wonderful series OF springs
No more remarkable springs exist than those or
the Snake River canyon. I'm great abundance they
pour out from its northern wall During the extra
river becomes q sicky stream, their combined volume
is said 20 be greater than that of the river itself
where il passes over Shoshone falls.
Some day the springs of this Snake River eanyo
are going attract lovers of nature from all parts
Of the world Even the geysers of the famous Vel
loWstoue not more remarkable The nnesl eAhlpl-
ton of cataracts is furnished the Thousand
Springs near the little town of Hagerman. Ida, be-
Salmon Fails ana the point where Lile 9oltli0
river enters from the south me SPRINGS III COUNT
less numbers issue from rocks far up the faces on
nearly vertical precipces. The water does not make
the descent i'm single leap but IN "a series on cas-
cades. 1t is dashed into foam by contact with the
rocks and the beauty OF the scene dehes description
4 number of SIDE acoVes, or short, 'bAhd canyons
leading off the main canyon, owe their existence to
great springs. These side canyons receive no surface
streams and there is no other explanation OF lnelr
formation The springs undermine the rock by re-
moving the soft material which III rests. The rock
falls into the spring and gradually sinks into its soft
he'd and thus the CANYONS are formed. Often the
dermning is large scale that the Iallng rock
becomes "a landslide.
is intensely blue and clear. Some of them are wei
stocked with trout. and on the edge oi desert az
that The springs win be "a factor i'm the irrigation
of this portion of Idaho when the government takes
mn work there.-New York Tribune
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19

draft, and then he told his eTrant He tole that
he had got tired of Wain for short sports and four
hushers TO find his treasure and had made up his
mind TO take day of and give some honest man
straight tu. That's what ne done for me, sir He
said was the hOnestest man he had heerd of and
should have the treasure as a sort of joke No sir
won't tell nobody anything about where il is. The
derstandn' is that when 1 git my hands on il I'm to
apart enough of the funds 10 pay the expenses Of
libel suit which Cappen Kidd has placed i'm my hands
fer prosecution"
"A libel suit' David asked in surprise.
''YaSsir: the Cappen tOle that OnprinCi-
pied had article for magazine few
weeks ago which said that the cappen wasn't half
bad he had been supposed to be This outraged the
cappen's pride, and I kinder think that why he
up to tell me where his treasure is
David says he viii start he can raise
enough money to pay the fare. The location of the
treasure, ne hints, viii surprise a great many people.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19
IdahO's Queer Springs
Remarkable Feature of Snake River Canyon.

40 LORIOUs country, this" exclaimed an old
7 traveller as the oregon Short Line train came
to a halt out on the plains of the Snake river
in southern Idaho.
Glorious country indeed" declared his seat mate.
who west for his lungs. and for the first time.
Man, you joking jus crazy? It is nothing
but repellent desert, all grim and brown and dead"
They looked upon the plain under gray wintry
sky which shows il at its worst unless it is more
terrible when looks at it under a midsummer
nOOntide. But the man who loved the desert did not
retreat even modify his admiration.
Il have ridden for Weeks-mOnths, eVen-Over this
seemingly bOundless surface" he said sleeping at
night beneath the In the glare of the unclOud
ed summer the plains featureess. o perhaps
their expression distorted and grOtesque rendered
meaningless by the deceptive mirage.
I'm the clear sdeights of early morning how
ever all uncertainty and undehniteness vanish. The
Eat land has details everywhere its surface. The
mountains stand boldly forth as sculptured forms Of
amethyst and sapphire, every line of their deeply
engraved slopes although leagues distant distinctly
visible
The man who had Travelled continued with great
deal more in the same strain. He knew what he
talking about too, for he Israel @. Russell Of the
United States geological survey. He came east and
wrote out technical report the country. IL was
dry after the fashion Of government reports but the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-04-19

- HERD once lived az prominent Railway juno
ton local Swell known as Wilbur. He was
what one might call a Half-Portlon That is
NE was a htte shy on Weight but what be lacked
~ ANofdupois he mace up BOB Nerve. He
Fresh Gazabe who could get away with anything
Tor instance. Dc could sit iu Lady's Lap for am
f1our az Time without starting any Scandal and
yer u fuL-eroWu Man tried 90 hold This same
lazy Hand for "a couple Of Minutes just 90 be
ciahle she would tell around that she had been In
suited.
In speaking of Wilbur the Girls usually said that
ne was cute, or else just too Cunning for any
Lney said does not come under the head of sunday
Every Debutanta wanted 20 wear him on her Cha
Ieialne. but most OF the Men were plotting drop
little Prussc Acid into his Tee Cream soda.
For some Reason other The gabby young SQUAD
VINO Us IetStrike with the Dolly Grays never stands
very Ace with the Poker-Piayers
When a man has put some blonde Esmeralda up
the Day when Dee VIII know her wen enough 20 care
lessly throw one Arm the hack of The Chair DC
makes him Hup-Eyed to SEE some sO-pound Rabbit
with am immortal 8ind chase mp 90 the Goddess and
give her the Htchy-ldtchy Business under the Chin
and cali her Babe"
The Pocket-eiiton Society Boy can take Liberties
mat would cause the SiX-Footer Co be- murdered and
thrown into the River.
Wilbur was Che busiest little Insect that ever
buz2ed and his Work had "a Mahogany Finish. He
could put in AN Afternoon with five or SIX boulevard
was the High Card. He ordered his Photographs by
the Hundred and he had collected enough Locks of
Hair to stuff Mattress.
His Den was richly decorated with Trophies OF
TIE Chase and the Postman became lop-sded from
delivering his Mail
There lis such Thing as being too Popular. and
that was what allied Wulbur He was being passed
around aN che while and never had time 90 devote
himself 90 amy particular Queen and besides Do didn't
meet very many that were Particular Tie huttered
from Flower 90 Flower and he did not have the Heart
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Parker With a Bic Bio D!

Parker was one of the anu-slaEery leadefs-one
whose ability and position as a preacher gave yam
something more than a local reputation, and carried
tba odium o. his name as those of Phillips and
Garrison we're known ard hated How he was re-
garded in South Carolina was Illustrated by am eA-
periauca a Boston merchant once had an Charleston.
Am excited crowd gathering around The hotel regis
ter where he had written his name observed him WITH
suspicious whsperings and threatening looks which
became alarming; when the excited landlord stepped
up TO him and said anXiOusly: Your name is Park
er2" Chat Is my name. SIR" Theodore Parker OF
Boston2 The aDoitonist?" "Oh. no. no. Sir, ana
Theodore ID. Parker. a very different mau-' The
landlord heaved a sigh Of relief. 81 glad 90 hear
it," he saio: land allow give you bit of whole
some adVice-when you are registering your name in
southern hotels write the ID. damned plain.'