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It is said that Col. w. J. Bryan will be
in Ohio October 6. TO LEND ASSIST
ANCE TO THE DEMOCRATIC CAUSE.
Records and results prove that w. j. has
been the strongest card the Republicans
have played in the last eight years.
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The Mutesariff of Kossover takes along
cavalry to collect debts and taxes.
WHITE MEN use warships.
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IT Is ASSERTED THAT IMPORT
ANT FINANCIAL INTERESTS ARE
SUPPORTING STOCKS IN WALL
STREET. THIS MEANS CHEAP
WOOL
If YOU don't see the point TO the above
be a little lamb. buy some Wall Street
stocks and in a day or two see how
closely you have been sheared.
Why shouldn't the bears have the
BEST OF 1T in Wall Street? 1t is a
regular squeeze.
How well some Of those Bulgarian
towns are named. BUTCHEYO. for in
stance
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WING SHOT BY Hutchinson News:
When Dave Leahy was a young man
he spent year at Rome-Italy, not Sum
ner county.
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IT'S Up to You is the latest book out
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\ surcingle is the belly band of a horse.
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he following was contributed. We
would not explain this. but we can find
no one N the Office who Will stand a.
its author:
\ Piker' went piking along the pike.
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her: Couldn't you like a -pikcr2" She
replied: Just take me through the pike.
end III show YOU who / ike Her
like" rode a bike. The "Piker' hiked,
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"Dodson If YOU 20 through that pike
I'm going with YOU. Ny dear. I am
not going" Dodson had just been there.
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Question: II Farmer Dooittle" IS
bachelor how does ne know 50 much
about shirt waists? The mothers want To
know.
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a Wichita man IS going 70 BeIe PlaIne
20 live. He said he hated 20 leave Wichita.
but that "Pikcrs Lament made him
weary IF life Tho publishers have re-
fused rs more than one column. 90 he
win have 10 get his Belle Piaine. La
-nent." printed on a large poster He
vii need lots of SOom for that Lament
NIX
ANOTHER POKER STORY.
with Apologies 10 the New York SUM-
"Oh. yes they have some warm games
nowadays said the retired gambler
hut 7 want 70 tell you that in she old
days OF the river. there was poker -
was poker ard gold and human lives was
heli mighty chelp. ] remember a game
we had one night On the steamboat E.g-
celssor. There Vas three planters tn tha
game two gamblers from New Orleans
and myself
"One - the gamblers. fellow named
Lynch. vas reckoned about the smooth
est wizard with the cards that ever shuf-
aed a deck. ard he ~as certainly cor-
ralins the chips in fancy style
II oFeued a Jackpot. ard two came in
Lynch and one II the planters naned
Barton. The planter vas a powerful cbsp-
and looked like = man that would make
a pretty good showing IA a uix-u7
After Tho draw het fifty. I.yuch
raised hundred. the PLANTER STAYED. ard
dropped cut. Lynch had four jacks
against Ra-t0u's four sixes-
q thought 50 said Barton. with q
queer glitter in his eye
Thought what. demanded Lynch.
when vou we're dealing sad Bartoz.
Z saw q sack Of the botso-, e The
deck
You're id HaT,~ sssd Lynch. reach
Ing faT his Gg1-
But aa4ck as = Es - 5sdni beat
Tho planter 60 IL Twa Shots ra7E oat
ard two ~ The cooiss- neker piaTeTs
ever saw ia al m existence cashee ln
thefr checks
Thsy died game. says 70 oas Of 'as
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That's what they DID, says Ia Ks
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