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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
ELWELL APPEALED.
Doesn't Care to Shoulder the Cases of
of His Employer.

Ellsworth, Me-, April ernest Ell
we'll of Bar Harbor, was fined 500 ana
costs and sentenced to 60 days in Jail
in the municipal court today, in a
search and seizure case. He appealed.
ElweIl was employed by w. II. Foss at
Bar Harbor. and within two months,
II convictions have been secured
in the local court against Foss or his
employees.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
cour. Will Convene, Today, at Bath

Gath, Me-, April Observation-Disclosures
A.. r.. Savage of Auburn, will preside at
the April session of the Sagadahoc
county supreme judicial court which
will convene in the city, tomorrow,
There are few important cases schedul-
cd for the session and the term will
doubtless be short one.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
Maranocook and Annabessacook Open.

Winthrop, Me-, April 6.-During the high
winds of Saturday night the ice went out
of both Lake Maranocook and Lake An
nabessacook This spring is record
breaker in this section. 1t is unusual for
the ice to leave both lakes at the same
time, Annabessacook usually being clear
from three to seven days earlier than
Maranocook,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Solicitor Thurmond of the Columbia
circuit. announced, Monday at Columbia
S. G., that the case of James H. Tillman
charged with the killing of N. G. Con
zales editor of the State, in Columbia
of this month 1t is stated that no change
of venue has been asked by Tillnan. who
it is understood is anxious for trial.
Great interest has been manifested in the
approaching trial. 1t is stated that 50 wit
nesSes have been summoned by the de-
fence. while as many have been sub
poened by the prosecution.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
Strenuth and Endurance.

Are factors of the greatest success.
No person can do full justice to him
self without them.
In no season of the year are they
more easily exhausted than in the
spring.
We need not discuss the reason for
this here. It's enough to say there is
one, and that Hoods Sarsaparilla gives
strength and endurance, as thousands
annually testify.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Frank Lawless, aged u, was bound
over to the grand jury, Monday, at
Calais. on the charge of breaking and
entering and attempted larceny. He
was caught in a store at the cash
drawer. The police claim that Lawless
is one of the band of juveniles which
has been making trouble for them for
some time and against which a long
list of breaks is charged.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Miss Kate Kurdish of Brunswick, has
been engaged to deliver a lecture on
wild Flowers Of Maine" before the
Womans Literary Club in the Ware
parlors, this evening. Miss Kurdish is
one OF the hest-known botanists in the
State, and has lectured in Fairfield
where she made a very favorable i'm
preston. r
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

The report that Prof. Lorenz has re-
ceigei an invitation from j. Ogden Ar
mour to go to Chicago and visit his child
Lolita, who has not completely recovered
from the operation performed upon her
by the professor, -Iast October, is con
firmed. Prof. LorenZ, who is attending
the medical congress at Madrid, will prob
ably leave Vienna for the United States,
next week
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
u. Of Me-, II; Wesleyan, s.

Middletown, Ct, April Elm a game
marked by heavy batting and poor field
ing, Wesleyan was defeated at baseball
by the University of Maine, this after
n Io Of n. 4eosov1 osos 5A17-14- s
Wesleyan 10 2 Q 0 0 0 IS I'll
Batteries-Mitchell and Violette; Cobb,
Chapman and Hanlon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Frank Lister and Alfred Eaton We're
before Judge Shaw, Monday, on the
charge of drunkenness. The former
was given &c days and the latter paid
IS and costs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
WEST CHELSEA.

q four-masted schooner is to be built
az lslesboro, by the Pendleton Bros as
an addition to their fleet. The frame is
nelns loaded at Pamunky river, Va, on
the schooner VIM. Slater.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

There will be a stated convocation OF
Teconnet Chapter, No. So, r. A. M. at
7.2O, this evening. There will be work
in the M. M. NJ, P M. and M. 70. NJ. de-
greeS.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
WATERVII4LE.

The marriage intentions or Thomas
Henry Halves and Bertha May weeks
have identified at the city clerks once.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
Strike at Orono Continues.

Orono, Me-, April 6.--The strike of 50
men at the Orono Pulp and Paper Co.,
at Basin Mills continued, today. The
company is having considerable repairs
done while the machinery is in idleness.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
ECZEMA, NO CURE, NO PAY.

Your druggist will refund your money
IL PAZO OINTMENT fails TO cure Inls
worm, letter, Old Ulcers and Sores. flE.,
pies and Blackheads on the face. LII ~ ~ ~
skin disease. 80 cents. nAy
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

The annual meeting of the Waterville
Baseball Association was schedule Tor
Monday afternoon, but was not held on
account of the small attendance.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
Bio Coal Drop at Portland.

Portland, Me-, April 6.-Anthracite
coal was reduced to $3.50, today, and
soft coal to $3.50 by local dealers.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
MAINE POSTAL CHANGES.

Washington, April 6-The following, star
service change in Maine is announced:
l1i5, Summit to railroad station mo Of
feel From April IS 1908, omit Milo June
ton. discontinued. no change in distance.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo-Q uinine Tablets
sign na allure 6X.&;,r> o. every box.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

New York, April 6.-When news was
received that an appeal had been grant
ed and that the annual meeting of the
Southern Pacific had been indefinitely
postponed, Southern Pacific stock fell
to 56, and the general list weakened.
Southern Pacific rallied to 81 ana other
stocks regained fractions of their
losses
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
MATERIAL GAINS
Continued from page ~

city's fair name. This triumph means
not only the city of Cincinnati will
continue to progress as she has pro-
crossed during the past three years,
but it means that the next governor
will be Republican,; that Marcus A.
Hanna will return to the Senate and
that Theodore Roosevelt will be the
hext President of the United States"
One hundred and fifteen precincts out
of 22S in Cincinnati give Fleischmann,
Republican, 24,469. ingalls,, Fusionist,
1855. The same rate of Republican
gains will make Fleischmann's plu-
rality over $4,000, three times larger
than any in the history of the city for
mayor. The same rate of Republican
gains is not reported from suburban
towns.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
Baseball Games.

: at Philadelphia of Pennsyl.
yanla. 10; Bucknell, s..
/ AT charlottesville, sVa.-Syracuse Uni
Nersity, 8; University Of Virginia, I.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Findlay, Ohio, April 6.-Indications
point to the election of the Republican
candidate for mayor and most of the
Republican ticket.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Sandusky, Ohio, April 6.-This city
went Democratic, today.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

GAINESVILLE, Ohio, April 6.-The Re
publicans carried this city, today.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Sault Ste Marie. Mich, April 6-The
Democrats. today, made enormous
gains over previous years, electing a
mayor, treasurer and two aldermen.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

= Hartford Carried by Republicans.
Hartford, CT. April 6,-The off-year city
election, today. resulted in victory for
the Republicans, they carrying seven of
the 10 wards.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Jackson, Mich, April 6.-The Repub-
lican state ticket won, today. in Jack
son City, by pluralities from 100 to $50.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Detroit. Mich, April 6.-Early cleo
ton returns. tonight, from the state
show that very light vote was polled,
today. except in localities where local
issues lent interest to the campaign.
There is practically no doubt that the
Republican candidates for supreme
justice and regents of the State Uni
versity has been elected.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Columbus, Ohio, April G-Robert H.
Jeffrey, Republican, is elected mayor
over John N. Hinkle, Democrat, the
incumbent, by about 1900. Returns
from IS out of 96 precincts give JEFF
frey 1857 plurality.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Canton. Ohio, April 6.-Republicans
elected w. Fl. Smith mayor, today, and
probably carried a majority of the
other officers.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
IN MICHIGAN.
A Light Vote, but the Republicans Gen.
ID orally Successfully.

Detroit. April 6.-The Republicans Of
Michigan, today, elected their state
ticket by majority estimated at mid
night at between $4,000 and 10000.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Grand Rapids, Mich, April 6.-The
Republicans elected their entire city
ticket, tonight, and gave the Republi-
can state ticket between 1900 and 1000
plurality.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Dayton, Ohio, April 6.-With a heavy
vote the full Democratic ticket was
elected today, by a narrow majority.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07
All Wool
Suits

in Black, Navy and Brown. Coat lined
with Taffeta Silk, trimmed with orna-
ments, double cape collar, silk piped;
an attractive suit,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Toledo, Ohio, April 6.-Returns from
| 20 precincts indicate that Jones for
| mavor will carry the city by $500 plu-
ral:ty
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Warren, Ohio, April en-. J. Sloan
Republican, for mayor and the entire
Republican ticket was elected, today.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Cleveland, Ohio, April Cone hum
dred precincts out of 200 give Johnson,
DEM, for mayor, 1855; Goulder, Rep,
11,82S. .t-..
At midnight the Leader, Rep, con-
cedes the reelection of Mayor john
son by from 5000 to 5000 and adds that
the entire Democratic ticket is elected.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Hamilton, Ohio, April 6.-Mayor
Rosche and the Democratic city ticket
were reelected by an average of 400,
today.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-04-07

Niles Perkins is at home from b
dom on a vacation.
DR.. G. J. Lincoln of Augusta, was
hte place, last week.
G. p. Huff of North Edgcomb. v
the guest of Dean Estes over Sunda,
Mrs. Alice Smart of Big Timt
Mont, is visiting friends and relati,
in the place.
Miss Hattie Merrill, who has been
for some time. is recovering.
Miss Stella Ward gave a birtht
party, Saturday night, to some of
friends.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
NEWS ITEMS.

Miss Elizabeth Farrell, of Wood
bridge, spent Wednesday afternoon al
Port Reading.
! Misses Maud Platt, Fannie Johnston
and Morris L. Slugg were guests Of
Miss Hausman, of Railway, on Wed
nesday evening.
Mr.. G. B. Owen, Chief Engineer oi
the Erie Railroad, paid visit to the
Port Reading coal piers on Wednes.
day morning.
The Christian Rndeavor Society OF
the First Presbyterian Church, held
the regular monthly business meeting
on Wednesday evening. Misses. Fannie
and julie Slugg's names were proposed
for membership. Most of the com
mittees reported progress. An Escort
Committee was appointed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
CIGAR CABINET FOR A KING
One That Was Built in the Unite d
states for the Ruler of
Portugal.

What is the finest and largest ci-
gar cabinet ever built has been re-
Gently shipped from an establishment
in Anderson, Ind, to the king of
Portugal. 1t was built by the kings
ORDER says the Philadelphia Record,
and will occupy prominent place in
the palace at Lisbon. 1t will cost
$4,000 and will hold 1000 cigars.
The makers call it porcelain ci.
gar cabinet. 1t is 81 inches wide,
1S inches deep, 30 inches high and
weighs 500 pounds. The exterior is
of the finest ivory white tile. In the
central panels of each door will be
the crest and coat-of-arms of his
majesty. They are to be fitted into
the doors when the cabinet reaches
Paris.
The exterior finish of the cabinet
is of silver plate at the corners and
also bordering the doors. The
hinges. fastenings and screws are
also silver plated. The interior has
a full tile lining, insulated with two
inches of mineral wool. Some of the
interior tile are left unglazed and
they become absorbent of the moist
ure from an application of pure wa
ter. 1t is a new idea and, it is as
serted, overcomes all possibility OF
mold or gases.
A part of the framework of the
interior of the door is of San Do
mingo mahogany, highly polished
The shelving is of white enameled
steel. At the back of the cabinet
is good, old Indiana oak. that took
on polish equal to the San Domingo
mahogany.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
NEWS ITEMS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Weiss, of Newark
were in town Tuesday night.
Miss Fullerton, of New York, wa'
the guest of Miss Edith Hlnsdal'
this week.
Mr.. and Mrs j. Edgar Brown en-
tertained Mr.. Shivel. of Rutgers, or
Tuesday night.
Miss Eta Anness, of New York, il
visiting Mrs. Frank r. Valentine.
Miss Mabel Perry, of New York,
spent Tuesday night with Miss Flor
ence Voorhees,, of Prospect Hill.
Miss Katherine Rathbun is visiting
relatives in New York.
Miss Adele Jones, of Railway, is
staying in town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Allan J. Ferris, form
erly of Woodbridge, and now of New
York, came to town to attend the
Orpheus concert.
The pupils of the High School and
eighth grade are busy practicing for
commencement.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
METROPOLITAN HANDICAP.
Gunfire Wins the $1,000 Stake AT
Morris Park.

Gunfire Wins the $1,000 Stake at
Morris Park.
NEW YORK, May S.-Gunfire won
the twelfth running of the Metropoli-
tan handicap at Morris park before 45,-
900 cheering spectators who had made
Mr.. Whitney's swift filly the favorite
in the betting. With T. Burns in the
saddle she broke the track record by
a second, the race record by one and a
quarter seconds, displayed speed and
gameness and was the first of her sex
to win this classic, which opened the
American turf season. Two lengths
behind the winner, to whom he gave
four pounds weight according to the
scale and nine pounds actual load,
came Old England, famous sprinter of
Green B. Morris, ridden by Shaw. Lux
Casta, the Albemarle stables entry,
with Cannon up, was third.
These three had the race among them
from the start Articulate, who was
pulled up by his rider, the apprentice
Larsen, when the barrier rose, ran a
remarkable race and finished fourth, a
lCllS III Otnlllu lllC lllCd lLuA Aoold.
Yellow Tail was fifth. Masterman,
pride of the Belmont stable, was an in
glorious last, with Herbert and Colo
mel Bill closest in front of him.
Gunfire carried 100 pounds her price
in the ring was to 1, and she won
$11, ,180 for her owner. Old England,
118 pounds, was 10 to 1 to win and 4
to l place, and Mr.. Morris won $1,000
by his victory, while Lux Casta, 102
pounds, took $1,000 as her owners
share Her price was to and to 5.
Wealth and social prestige crowded
the clubhouse, while women in cost
liest gowns strolled about the paddock
admfring the beautiful thoroughbreds.
From end to end of the great stand the
public sat, stood and shrieked for its
favorites. Four-in-hands and automo-
biles beyond any number ever seen on
an American race course stood in deep
ranks.
Every famous stable in the country
was represented in the great race, and
hundreds of thousands of dollars were
wagered, with the largest number of
bookmakers that ever displayed states
in the vast betting ring.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
CALEHDAR OF LOCAL EVENTS

May s-Lecture by Edward Howard
Griggs, High School Audi
torium, auspices High School
Alumni.
May 12-First Anniversary Dance
Young Men s Hebrew Ass n.
Wilder ELL
May 14-WrestliDg Match, Hansen
Sharkey, Wilder Hall.
May 14-Musical, High School Audi
toriums, auspices High
School Alumni.
May 15-Picnic, Pulaski Park, Gen.
tral Pleasure Club.
May 19-Lemon Social, at the home
of Mrs. G. d. Runyon, High
street, Auspices Epworth
League, Simpson M. E..
Church.
May 21-Dollar Roll Gall, Baptist
Church.
June 1-Charity Ball, North Amboy
Slovak Cadets, Kozusko's IS
Hall.
Aug. 18-Excursion auspices Court
Amboy #. of A.
Aug. 27-Excursion to Ocean Grove,
Simpson M. E. Sunday
School.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
HELD ONLY PAIR OF THREEs.
Tom Reed in Poker
Game.

The late Thomas B. Reed was with
out the fear of man, but he never
did have much nerve at poker, ac-
cording to New York Times writer.
A few may still recall little game
in a back room in Portland, when
the limit was dollar and certain
sharp-faced little man sorely vexed
the great speaker of the house. The
little man seemed to be getting all
the bad cards, which he threw down
with EXPLANATIONS of disgust. AT
last he made a bet and all the play
ers dropped out except Mr.. Reed
who eyed his own three aces com
placently and raised him heavily The
little man snickered and came back
with an equally heavy raise. Mr.
Reed opened his round little mouth,
blinked his little black eyes and CUR
gled with uneasiness; but he showed
his chips onto the pile and put an
extra red on top. The little man
covered the red, then deftly swept
the whole of his stack on the board
and eyed the great man with SUI
perior smile Mr. Reed lurched back
in his chair, looked at his opponent
severely for a moment, and-quit
Then the little man spread out a
pair of trays and gathered in his
winnings.
"Why, confound you, sir" roared
the speaker of the house. ''you ought
to join the senate lobby!"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
WooDBRIDGE 90.
MRS. PFEIFER MARRIED AGAIN.
Became to Bride of New Brunswick Man
on March IA.

The report comes from New Bruins
wick that Mrs. Mamie Pfeifer, of
Woodbridge, was married to Frank
Jamison, of New Brunswick by JUS
tice of the Peace in Bound Brook on
March IA. Mr. and Mrs. Jamlson
will reside in Albany street, New
Brunswick.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08

Postmaster Overheard.

George J. Benning, postmaster of
Port Reading, fell overheard in about
twenty five feet of water, on Tuesday
afternoon, while working around the
P. g. R. coal docks. One of the cap
tains of the boats saw him from a
distance but could only call for help.
He is no worse off, however, for his
duckinQ.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08

PHILADELPHIA, May S.--The city
council has passed a resolution per-
hitting the taking of the old Liberty
bell to Boston on the one hundred and
twenty-eighth anniversary of the Bat
tie of Bunker Hill, June II. A special
committee of the council will accompa-
nv the Revolutionary relic
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
Revelation.

Ifyou will make inquiry it will be re-
velation to you how many succumb to
kidney or bladder troubles in one form
or another. If the patient is not beyond
medical aid, Foley's Kidney Cure will
cure. 1t never disappoints. Sold at Sex.
toms Pharmacy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
Poor Minninnarv-

Cannibal King Y ou must be on your
good behavior tomorrow.
His Consort-What for? Are we
going to have company?
Cannibal King--Yes, we are going to
have the minister for dinner.-Town
Topics
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
storm In the Adirondac1<s.

SARATOGA, N. Y, May S.-A storm
reaching almost the magnitude of a
cloudburst has swept through the low
er Adirondacks and served to extin-
guish the numerous forest fires that
had become rekindled during the past
few days. The precipitation was ac-
(companied ~ thunder, lightning and
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
A Lesson In Health.

Healthy kidneys filter the impurities
from the blood, and unless they do this
good health is impossible. Foley's Kid
ney Cure makes sound kidneys and will
positively cure all forms of kidney and
bladder disease. 1t strengthens the whole
system. Sold at Sections Pharmacy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
Baby Brakeman.

Mrs. z,-Listen, George-the baby
is saying: "Ooo-goo-ja -ja-bo-oo-goI"
What does it remind you of?
Mr.. Z.-H'm! Reminds ME of a
brakeman calling out stations.-Phil-
adelphia Record.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
what Is FoIey's kidney Cures

Answer: 1t is made from prescription
of leading Chicago physician, and of
the most eminent in the country. The in
gradients are the purest that money can
buy, and are scientifically combined to
get their utmost value. Sold at Sexton's
Pharmacy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08

"The house is on fire!" cried the
tenor. "'The audience must be dis
missed as quickly as possible"
"All right" replied the manager.
"Say nothing about the fire. Go out
and sing."-Tit-B Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
stiH in the Future.

Borroughs-Se here! there was a
time when you promised to share your
last dollar with me-
Prospers-That's all right, but l
haven't got down to it yet-Philadel-
phia Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
His Reason.

"No," said the person with the shifty
eyes, 81 do not eat meat any more"
"Does it disagree with your"
"Not exactly; but the butcher did,"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08

Band Leader-You wants us to play
NIT der funeral? Ees it a military
funeral?
Stranger-No; it's the funeral of my
brother. He was private citizen. He
requested that your band should play
at his funeral.
Band Leader (proudly)-My pand.
eh? Wy he shoose my pand?
Stranger-He said he wanted every
body to feel sorry he died. Tit-Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
Never to BE Forgotten.

"You never tried any of my medicine,
did you?" asked the doctor.
"Oh, yes, | did, replied the other;
"don't You remember when was sick
so long ?"-Yonkers Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08

Willie (at his lessons)-I saw "
what's fortification?
Pa-A fortifcation, my son is a IA
fort.
WiEie-Then a ratification is a laro.
rat.-The Tyre. 81
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08

Church-What is the stuff that he
roes are made of?
Gotham-Well, five can believe tba
advertisements, it is some of those ra,', 80
breakfast cereals.-Yonkers Sta+es
man.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
ObIig.inG,

Ferdy-I told old Jones I couldn' t
live without his daughter.
Algy-What did he do?
Ferdy-Gave me the card of coop
erative burial association-Judg
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
Lese Maieste.

Mrs. Knicker-Wasn't it dreadful?
Somebody mistook Mrs. Blank for her
cook.
Mrs. Bocker-And what>happened?
Mrs. Knicker-The cook left.-Stray
Stories.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1903-05-08
Various ExpInnation.-

Some men who bet--'tis very sad
The simple truth will oft disguise
For when they lose, their luck is badn
But when they win they think they're
wise ~
-Washington Star.