The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1903-12-10

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When the stanhsrry ioot BAH team
wins q r. the first team vkeo d loses
Il IL The second
MarshaIi Nants a ff0 100 govern
meat building CONGRESSMAN Haniln
has asked Congress % provide for IT,
erection.
IN securing ~Pcery from Paris 70
open the new fteNfef u would seem
that Pat Hailoran fas gone outside o.
Hoberiy % set Ade IN Ma opera house
plans.
The tnpcrsfittous people vita noaey
In Lewis county are o breathing
easier. The county'r fourteenth bank
vas ntsrte6 a. IA Orange lsst week
ard thus a. unlueky ihirteea vas
eliminated
John Ailllits Of Atahison county
owns a billy goat which walks AZ over
the b~arnyard on hts h3ld legs fire.
quently. Six months aEo the goat hurt
both his front legs and learned 70
walk on his hind legs while unable to
use the other two.
There Is . store n Noberiy that Is
a regular matrimonial exchange
When a Moberly girl wants 10 get
married she secures a position in this
store and the husband is soon forth
coming. TIE store has been named
-Cuptd's Castle.
Perhaps few Missourians know that
a certified COPY Of the original trans
fer OF the Louisiana Purchase from
Spain to the United States has ben
for many years in the possession Of
Missouriaus- The document has been
sacredly preserved in the archives Of
the Catholic church az ste. Gere-
We've. II will be exhibited At the
Worlds fair.
The Bethany Owl has a poet who
ought to try his hard At writing a
comic opera for the Cherry sisters
One OF his contributions. entitled a
Contribution 10 Charley" follows:
Charley Tenant grows Poland China
swine with the highest pedigree
Afound them INV snul OF entWines
with the utmost majesty. He Is the
finest hog breeder in all this beautiful
land. He Is recognized as a leader
east o. the great ocean sand.
The Bnckner Tribune issued its an
nual trade edition Saturday The
edition Is one Buckner should be
|, proud Of
Car No. 4 Of the Hannibal Street
} railway system IL causing no end Of
annoyance 10 the oompany's patrons.
according 10 the Journal. The car, il
: seems. is badly wired and when Il Is
camp those who 90 not wear ubbers
and gloves receive shocks while rid.
) ing on H. The current escaping Is mol
strong enough 10 hurt anybody. but Il
has rsused some funny and annoying
things &c happen on the a recently. 2
Miss Ellabelle Mae Dooilttie. the
snimal poet. effectively sQuelched =
yohng man al a Paw Paw Corner
dance the other niEht. Miss Doollttie
was once operated upon for sppen.
dicitis and the young man knew this
IN a waltz she had with him be said
; Miss Dooiittie. Il seems TO me you
: dance better since you had your sp
! pendix cut out" rs that so;" she
! replied Yes. he said. Well
said the animal poet, why don't yoE
have yours cut out7'
The editor Of the Fillmore Lever Il
pleased over q trade he made recently
we snapped a brass horn FOR a Eoot
J sired hog the other day. he says
! Music may have charms 10 soothe th'
/. savage beast but & doesn't have a iii.
ing effect on the empty stomach
A Chicago man who wrote a Hear
county farmer wanting 10 sell him I
EuIky pillow. was surprised 10 reoelv,
the following reply: Deer sur:
KANT use 20 suiky pillow. hAvl
! enough troubel Rittln the old kind z
run without tryin none thE1 is liable
: 20 balk on me"
A Cameron paper printed q pan
graph 10 the effect that a msn Ia Cam
eron. Who has been married thirsl
yesrs, stu kisses bis wife when h
leaves home. which led the Osborne
!. Enterprise to say; -StewHrtsviile bal
|. q man. married t~hirty-fiVe yesss. wh'
kisses his neighbor's wife every tint
his neighbor leaves home n oghorn'
= has q man married forty years Wh'
= not only kisses his vile when be leaNcl
home but kisses the hired girl whes
his wife leaves home
Justice Nicholson. scting police sudgi
81 81 Joseph. has this 70 cay Of thos'
who carry concealed weapons. Til
4 man who carries concealed weapons. /.
revolver. q katie. knaeks o. = billy
4. \ ooWErd. he 10 not only a coward
hut he 10 a disgrace 20 mankind. ~
should be deprived 81 his fresdom ans
pu, In a place where le villa nSt o.
f. iniury 20 his feilowmen. II q Wer'
not for him there would not be ncaril
90 many murderers In nj prisons
4 Many otherwise bright and honorshi'
young men unWittingly follow his sx
I ample md before shey know Il the
are arrested 20 answer 10 the charge Q
taking humaa life A. long ~ ] ~
on this bench this class ef l4w break
= ers viii sci The limit nul tine IN al
Z city hunee and The ktEscz4 gas|