Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-01-10
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NhdlE, MISS SpOOueE' MISS SpOOneE-
After you.-Punch.
"Are you familiar with the motives
of Jigganini's new opera:" Yes; be
needed the money'-Puck.
Nodd-"How did you come out OF
that scrape with your wife," Todd
LAS usual. l apologized for being
right. "-Brooklyn Life.
Fudge-"So you have given up smok>
Ing? Did 1t take much will power to
do it?" Judge-"No; it was WON'T
power. Baltimore Herald
Not to Escape.-"What did Miss An
tiQue do when she was finally success
full In finding a man under her bed
send for policeman" mo; she sent
for minister. Judge.
II wonder what he'd do if he could
see himself az others see for about h
minute" "Pshaw! He'd say he was
jealous of himself and go 1t in the
same old way."-Chicago Tribune.
Spoke From Experience Friend--t
haven't seen you for some time, Poet
No. Fact is, have become a good
deal of n recluse lately. Friend--t
AIRED as much How much do you
e?-Tit- Bits.
Doctor-Your temperature is up so
| one hundred and seven. Auctioneer
| Cdrowsily HUNDRED an seven! Hun
dred an seven! Going. going ut hun
drcd an seven! Who'll make it hun
dred an eight Chicago News.
4 Change Well" said Noah. as he
hunted for dry spot on the top OF
Ararat, "a lot of people came down to
the pier to josh us when we started,
but don't see any of them around to
| poke fun ut our homecoming, Life.
Hamley- Gem interested in the
horse show; have you any entries
there? Phamiey Well-er.yes Ham
ley-Prize winners? Phamley--I hope
so. They're my three eldest daugh.
ters. and AL manageable --Philadel-
phia Press.
Son of the House-Won't you sing
something, Miss Muriel? Miss M
Oh, | darcn't after such good music
as we have been listening to. Son Of
the House-But I'd rather listen to
your singing than to any amount OF
good music!-Punch.
Il don't suppose he meant anything
unkind," said the young woman; but
1t was very startling coincidence"
what do you meanT" just before
Harold and got married his friends
persuaded him to join don't worry
club. Washington Star.
We'll weir he exclaimed. as he
tackled her first pot-ple. where did
you get thisT' II made that out OF
Mrs. Shouter's cook book replied the
young wife; ITS --" "Ahw he
broke in, this leathery part is the
binding, suppose. Philadelphia
| Press.
"If one would hear really fine mu.
sic" said the Wagnerite, zone must ex.
pect to pay well for it," That's
| right" replied Hauskeep. Nov, | was
listening to some music day that
was great. but eXpcnsivc~a couple OF
tons Of coal rafting into my cellar
Philadelphia Press.
and when you marry she softly
said. 81 hope you'll remember to invite
me to the ceremony" lie looked
thoughtful 1T will be awfuIly crowd
ed, no doubt" he said. but think
can ring you in somehow" And mo-
ment or two later she declared the ring
was an astonishingly good fit.-Clcve-
land Plain Dealer.
I'm so glad the boys Of your com.
pany gave you that handsome revol,
YER" said the wife Of the militia com,
pany; I'VE need have no fear of the
burglars who infect the neghborhood
now" That's So" replied the cap,
tain; give got It loclle1 up in the safe
at the office where they can't get ut
it."-philadelphia Press.
Il wish" said Senator Sorghum, pen
sively, that you would refrain from
circulating these reports that / am
willing to pay for votes do you
deny the CHARGE" THAT has nothing
TO do with the case. | don't want ev-
u bphS nv AAilblAh w W MING W NOlE
my way TO feel that he IS wasting
money. Washington Star.
In a FIX knew a man once who
didn't believe in swearing, and he
came home one day to find all tho
waterplpcs frozen, two Of the chill.
drcn down with measles, the cook
gone, together with all the spoons. and
his wifes rich aunt come to make n
visit" What on earth did he sayY'
"IIe said, oh fudge" Washington
Times.
Light In Darkuess-A Frenchmau
was paying his first visit 20 London,
and was walking through Hyde Park
on one Of the iaany fcggy metropolitan
mornings with an English friend.
Fog! Ia, la, mon, fren,' calculated
he Frenchman; nov | understand vot
you mean ven you say ze sun nevaire
set on your dominion. Ma foic, 1t does
not rise. Toledo Blade.
Nothing New-A rpn.l.r.an +n1no,