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The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1903-05-22
Arrested.

Three Indians bearing the classic
names of Nose Good Voice, Albert
Night Pipe and William Black Bull,
have been arrested by Sheriff Pickett
of Lyman county on the charge Of
horse stealing. They r accused of
having stolen twenty horses from
George richardson a Lyman county
rancher, last fall. Not until recent
ly were the authorities able to pro-
duce sufficient evidence to warrant
their arrest. The three Indians have
been held for appearance at the next
term of state circuit court, when
they will be tried on the charge
standing against them.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21

ARE REFUSED
HAWAIIAN COMMERCIAL AGAIN
LOSES INCOME TAX CASE
NOTES INVALID.

The Supreme Court yesterday handed
down decisions in the cases of the tax
appeal of the Hawaiian Commercial
and Sugar Co. and the case of Jesse
Makainai VS.. Goo Wan Hoy, denying
motions for rehearings in both cases.
The Hawaiian Commercial case was
an appeal from a motion for a rehear-
ing of the companys appeal in the mat
ter of it's income tax. The company
claimed the right to deduct S23O,OOO
from it's return of income, on account
of. loss incurred in the abandonment Of
old buildings, when it's new mill was
erected. As to the provision of the
statute allowing the deduction of Eek
penses actually incurred" the court
says:
This provision of the statute might
apply If the old mill had given out 50
that it was practically necessary to
erect a new mill on that account. The
amount expended in the new mill up to
the extent not merely of the value of
the old mill, but of the amount that
would be required to put the old mill in
good repair or to replace it, might per-
haps be deducted as an expense. But
such was not the case here. As shown
by the appellants own witnesses the
old mill was in good condition and was
voluntarily abandoned and the new mill
was erected solely in order to have a
larger mill and in a different location
on account of the enlargement of the
plantation"
The case of Jesse Makainai VS.. Goo
Wan Hoy was a suit on promisory
notes, which were held to be invalid be-
cause they had never been stamped
under the federal stamp tax law. The
court refuses rehearing which was
asked for on the ground that the stamp
tax law had been repealed at the time
of the decision, holding that the repeal
of the law does not affect documents
executed before the repeal The only
way to have made the instruments va
| lid, says the court, was by going before
the collector and carrying out the pro-
visions of the law for the valuation of
the instruments in such cases.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
TO EXAMINE
DOUBTFUL CASES
BOARD OF HEALTH WILL SETTLE
REPORTS OF WRONGFUL CON
FINEMENT ON MOLOKAI

Any of the men and women confined
at the leper settlement who think they
are not lepers will be given a chance,
under a resolution adopted yesterday
by the Board of Health, providing for
general examination of the doubtful
cases at the settlement, in order to
settle the many rumors that there are
noh-lepers there. The resolution was
introduced by Dr. Mays, and is provid-
ed that DIR. Goodhue make a list of
those at the settlement whose condition
was doubtful, and send all to the Ka-
lihi station for examination.
President Cooper said that this would
be an expensive way of doing the work
and suggested that the Board go to the
settlement. and make the examinations
there. The amendment was accepted
by DR.. Mays and the resolution was
adopted. The board will take the mat
ter up on it's June visit to the settle
ment. A stay of several days will prob
ably be made, and if there are any al
legged lepers who have not the disease,
they will be set at liberty though DR..
Cooper expressed the opinion that there
were no persons there who wanted to
leave.
S. X. Kane reported on unlawful
cohabitation at the settlement. He
recommended that the attorney general
assist the married lepers who are guilty
of unlawful cohabitation to secure
divorces from husbands or wives
outside the settlement and quoted the
statute which makes leprosy ground
for divorce.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
A KEELING EVENING.

The following is the program for the
"Kipling Evening" to be given by the
Woman's Guild of st. Andrews at the
Sunday School room at o'clock this
evening.
Introductio ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
G.. F. Davis.
Shadow Picture" How the Elephant
Got His Trunk" .......................
Song-"Gunga Din" Observation-Disclosures.
d. w. Anderson.
Recitation-"Paget NJ. P.".............
DR.. F. H. Humphris.
Tableau-"The Tomb of His Ancestors"
Song-"My Lady of the SHOWS" ........
Mrs. Farraday.
Reading-"His Welded Wife" ........."
G. c. Potter.
Shadow Picture-"Mogli and the
Wolves" Observation-Disclosures.
Quartette-"On the Road to Manday"
Walter Dillingham;, Clifford Kimball,
Isaac Dillingham;, Charles A. Elston.
Tableau-"The Woman of Shamlegh" -.
Recitation-"The1 Coloners Wife. .....
Mrs. f. H. Humphris.
Song-"Danny Deever" ..................
Hugo Herzer
Shadow Picture-''Monkeys Walked
Together Holding Each Others
Tails. Observation-Disclosures.
Recitation-"Pink Dominoes" ,..........
DR.. F. H. Humphris.
Shadow Picture-"How the Camel Got
Its Hump" OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
SOng-"R ecessiOnal. .....................
Isaac Dillingham;.
The tableaux are under the direction
of Mrs Camp and Miss Annie Parke,
and the shadow pictures are the work
of Mr. and Mrs. Harry Couzens.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
TENNIS TOURNAMENT.

In the preliminaries of the Ladies'
singles yesterday afternoon. Miss
Bertha Young won from Miss May
Young, 6-3 S-3; Mrs. Richard Ivers won
from Miss Bacon, 6-1, 6-3; Mrs. Field
Won from Mrs. Gum, 60, rs. This af-
ternoon at 4 o'clock, Mrs. Elston plays
Mrs. Ivers and Miss Brine, Miss Adams
At 5 o'clock Miss Cunha plays Miss
Bertha Young. The following table
shows the course of the tournament.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
IN NEMORIAM

The following are the Memorial Reso-
lutions adopted by the Merchants AS
sociation on the death of it's President
William Waterhouse DimOnd.
Whereas it has pleased Almighty
Providence to take from this life our
Friend and Associate,
WILLIAM WATERHOUSE DIMOND,
and whereas, this Association through
his death has been deprived of it's Pre-
sident and one of it's founders, there
fore, be it
Resolved that we, the members of the
Merchants Association of Honolulu do
hereby express our heartfelt sorrow
and respect at the loss of so young and
Jealous a member of this organization.
We shall always bear him in affec-
Tomato remembrance as a helper and
worker who was ever ready to do his
share, in the promotion of all under
takings pertaining to the best interests
OF the business community and as one
the public at large.
OF his charity many quiet deeds are
silent witnesses and in his family circle
he was kind and loving father and
husband.
In memory of our dear friend, we
desire this memorial to be entered on
the records of our Association and we
desire tht a copy be sent to his widow
and family as an expression of our
sincere sympathy in their bereavement
GEO. w. SMITH,
Vice President.
A. BARNES,
Assistant Secretary.
Honolulu, T. H., May II, 1908.
The following attests the esteem the
late Mr. Dimond was held in by the
Board of Governors of the Pacific
Club.
The Governors of the Pacific Club beg
to tender to the family and relatives of
the late Mr.. William Waterhouse
Dimond their sincere condolences on
the irreparable loss that has been sus-
tanned by The untimely decease of their
late colleague and associate.
Mr.. Dimond was greatly endeared to
them by his unfailing suavity of man
ner and geniality of disposition and,
having been so intimately associated
with him in social and business matters
they can keenly appreciate the loss that
his immediate family has sustained in
being thus bereft of husband and
Father and now beg to offer their
heartfelt sympathies to the widow and
children of the deceased.
The Board of Governors of the Pacific
Club.
(Signed)
GODFREY BROWN,
JAS. GORDON SPENCER,
j. NJ. DOWSETT,
Committee.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
Claus Spreckles. VIM. G. Irwin.
Claus SpreCkelS 4 Go,
BANK E R -.

HONOLULU, H. I.
San Francisco Agents-The Nevada
National Bank of San Francisco.
DRAW EXCHANGE ON
SAN FRANCISCO-The Nevada Ma
tional Bank of San Francisco.
LONDON-Union of London &c Smiths
Bank, Ltd.
NEW YORK-American Exchange Ma
tional Bank.
CHICAGO-Corn Exchange National
Bank
PARIS-Credit Lyonnais.
BERLIN-Dresdner Bank.
HONGKONG AND YOKOHAMA-The
Hongkong and Shanghai Banking
Corporation.
NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRALIA
Bank of New Zealand, and Bank Of
Australasia.
VICTORIA AND VANCOUVER-Ban
of British North America.
TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING
AND EXCHANGE BUSINESS.
Deposits Received. Loans Made on
Approved Security. Commercial and
Travellers Credits Issued. Bills OF Ex-
change Bought and Sold.
COLLECTIONS PROMPTLY AC-
COUNTED FOR.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
BORN.

WALDRON-7May 20, 1908 at the Ka-
piolani Maternity Home, Honolulu, to
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Waldron, a
daughter.
ternity Home. Honolulu, to Mr., and
Mrs Robert Scott, a son.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
GODFREY BROWN,
JAS. GORDON SPENCER,
]. NJ. DOWSETT,
Honolulu, April 27, 1903.

CUSTOMS LAUNCH READY SOON.
The gasoline launch Waterwitch will
go into commission as a customs board
ing and patrol boat on Monday. The
little vessel is being refitted and over
hauled generally, in order to put her
into fine condition for the new work.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
ESTABLISHED IN 1858.
4 CO.
BANKERS
BANKING DEPARTMENT.

BANKING DEPARTMENT.
Transact business in all departments
of Banking.
Collections carefully attended to.
Exchange bought and sold.
Commercial and Travellers Letters
of Credit issued on The Bank OF Cali
fOrnia and n. M. ROthschild q Sons,
London.
Correspondents: The Bank Of Cali.
fOrnia, Commercial Banking Co. OF
Sydney, Ltd, London.
Drafts and cable transfers on China
and Japan through the Hongkong &
Shanghai Banking Corporation and
Chartered Bank of India, Australia
and China.
Interest allowed on term deposits at
the following rates per annum, viz:
Seven days notice, at per cent.
Three months, at 3 per cent.
Six months at 81 per cent.
Twelve months, at per cent.
TRUST DEPARTMENT
Act as Trustees under mortgages.
Manage estates (real and personaD.
Collect rents and dividends.
Valuable Papers, Wills, Bonds, Etc,
received for safe-keeping.
ACCOUNTANT DEPARTMENT.
Auditors for Corporations and Pri-
vate Firms.
Books examined and reported on.
Statements of Affairs prepared.
Trustees on Bankrupt or Insolvent
Estates.
Office. 924 Bethel Street.
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
Deposits received and interest allow
ed at Az per cent per annum, in accord
ance with Rules and Regula tons,
| copies of which may be obtained on
application.
INSURANCE DEPARTMENT.
Agents for FIRE, MARINE, LIFE,
| ACCIDENT AND EMPLOYERS LA
BILITY INSURANCE COMPANIES.
Insurance Office, 924 Bethel Street.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
ROOSEVELT IN OREGON.

Associated Press. Morning Service.
ASHLAND, Oregon, May 2O.-Presi-
dent Roosevelt passed through here on
his way north.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
sUNsTROKEs NUMEROUS.

Associated Press. Morning Service.
NEW YORK, May zO.-Deaths from
heat are reported from several, states.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
RUSSIANS MAKING READY.

Associated Press. Morning Service.
PEKING, May 2O.-Despite the de-
malls there is a constant flow of Rus
sian war materials to the Yalu river.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
NEW SIDEWALKS.

Missouri is now using corn cobs to
make sidewalks of, and claims that
they are good to walk on.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
HARTMAN DOING WELL.

Associated Press, Morning Service.
NEW YORK, May 2O-President Har-
riman, of the Southern Pacific is re-
covering from the shock of the surgical
operation.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21

Twenty-Five cents pays for a Want
ed In the Star. A bargain.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
THE TRUTH is UNOFFICIAL.

Want ads in Star cost but 25 cents.
WASHINGTON, May 2O.-The powers
having filed objections to Minister
Bowen's foot notes to the Venezuelan
Blue Book they have been informed
that the document is unofficial.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
DIR. NJ. OYAMA,
King street, Palama.

omce hours: a. m to ~; Z to p.
> m, Saturdays excepted
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.

DR.. George w. Burgess-13S7 Fort
street, corner Vineyard. 10 a. m. to
D. m. and .. m. Telephone Main 1913.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1903-05-21

Want ads in the Star bring quick ~
suits. Three lines three times zen q
cents.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

quality Of their old friend'g love. And
they understood it still less when she dis
appeared completely, as though the null
titudinous life of the great city had risen
like many waters to swallow her up. In
a year or two a list of marriage licenses
torn from a newspaper and inclosed in a
scraWled envelope came to tell them that
Nora was married; but though Mrs. Ell
hot pursued many clews and grieved to
ind them of no avail, this was the only
news OF Nora she ever received.
But the day after the mistress died, the
COOK of ten years agone called at her
OLD place and almost fell upon Fred's NECK.
Il saw 1t in the paper" she sobbed.
But, Nora, why nave you never come
before?" said Fred.
I cudden't-I Jas cuddsn't,,' sale Nora;
but 1 must see her this once more"
Fred and his sister led the woman to
the death chamber and bowed in silence
before her abandoned and tragic grief.
She was the dearest thing in the
worruld to me" she cried; '.how can I
ever live with her one out Of it?'
And the grown children whom Nora had
loved and quarreled with found that she
mad followed every episode Of their lives,
that she loved them better than the hus-
band and son she had lost. They were
amazed at this intense n inexplica3le
loyalty, and made Nora promise to keep
close to them. But from that day to this
the great city into which she vanished
again has yielded no trace of her.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06
SUNDAY IN THE oLDEN TIME.
Going to Religious Exercises That Were
~ ~ hIJ.Hoy AFFAIR

cong to Religious exercises NAT were
an Ali-Day Affair.
Atlantic: The motherseSsp her best
black gown, and with h&a,foot stove,
Il the weather was cold, sthe father
freshly shaved, in his high black stock
and equally uncomfortable tall black
hat, and such of the sisters as were at
lome, filled the two broad seats of Jul
wagon, with perhaps one of us young
sters wedged in, though we preferred
to walk in good weather; then the
vehicle moved out of the front gate,
and Joined the procession of carriages
going in the same direction, impelled
by the same pious duty. With the foot
stove or without it, went ~luncheons for
the MONDAY hour, for the religious eX-
~arcises We're an all day affair, with
forenoon n afternoon services, and
the Bible class and Sunday school in
the interval which the minister took for
rest between his sermons It was not
supposed that his hearers needed rest.
There were sheds for the vehicles, and
the man who was kind to his beasts
usually put into his wagon, with the
family sandwiches a small bag Of grain
for his team. The services began at
l0:30, n were over at $3.50, unless the
afternoon sermon was lengthy as it
was apt to be; five hours of doctrine
and edification on which heaven was
supposed to smile; five hour of light
and sunshine and recreation stricken
out of our lives on that so-called day Of
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06
The "Ea:ennsn a found.

New. York Evening Sun: After a
long, dusty walk to a country town,
and a morning spent in porting over
ancient records, an enthusiastic gem
ealogist returned with. these memo-
randa concerning his ancestors:
Caleb Forbes-his earemark is a
cross on the left care and a half-penny
under the same care and a split On the
top of the right care.
"John Starkweather-his earemark is
a square cross on the left care and a.
Spit on.the hind side of the right care,
spite doWneward.'
.Oh,W what does this mean?" cried his
Wife. How terrible! John, / wish
you'd let ~genealogy alone. What crimes
90 you suppose they had committed? ~
What's h matter, my dear?"
Why. this is h record of the way
the criminals were rande isn,t ~ d,
"Whatt' shouted the genealogist
My ancestors branded These are the
marks OF their c-attie-among the frst
on record
i am relieved, said his wife
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06
ODE Cooks
By Harriet Monroe ---
*+**44

Flora OhByrne was only 10 when she
agreed to cook, wash and iron for the
Elliots. 1t was her second place. At the
Johnson's she had. risen every morning
at 3 and worked steadily until 8 at night,
and she might have been there still if her
Irish temper had not burst the bounds Of
decorum over an important question of
privilege-the desire for a night off to go
to a wake. Yet distance soon lent en-
chantment; to the Ellicts Mrs. johnson
wa described with a halo as a model Of
all the housekeeper's virtues.
Nora developed rapidly two talents-she
cooked and quarreled extremely well, Mr..
and Mrs. Elliot enjoyed the first and their
three or four noisy girls and boys the sec
ond. Thus two good results were achieved
the Elliot dinners became famous and
the Elliot children had their wits sharp
ened.
A dinner-a company dinner-was a
sacred rite to Nora. When Its day ar
rived the kitchen was cleared for action
like a man-of-war and all the courses
were marshaled in proper order like a
generals forces prepared for battle. AT
such a dramatic ome little Fred Eli
hot delighted to brave the fire In the
commanders eye. He would stand on a
chair and declaim for her benefit a school
reader Grafton which called down shame
upon ireland because she had not made a
bonfire of the British empire.
Shame upon you!" he would shout,
Switzerland, without an ally, without a
gun upon the seas, has maintained fol
centuries her prosd seat upon the Alps
-,, and Nora would cringe inwardly and
blaze outwardly till Fred would have tc
dodge lightnings and run away in high
glee.
Thus the storms ragged in the Efiot
kitchen. Periodically the mistress OF the
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

Read how to cure the kidneys ard
keep them well.
Mrs. James Beck of 314 West
Whitesboro street, Rome, N. Y, says:
Il was troubled with my kidneys for
eight or nine years;$had much pain in
my back; as time went on l could hard.
~ endure it; 1 could not stand except
Tor a few moments at a time; l grew
weak and exhausted; I could not even
do light houseWork, let alone washing
and ironing; | could not stoop or bend;
my head ached severely; l was in pain
from my head down to my heels; cen
tering in the kidneys it was a heavy,
steady, %sickening ache; I could not rest
nights, and got up mornings weak and
tired. l thought I was about done for,
when | saw Doan's Kidney Pills adj
vertised for kidney complaints, and got
them at Broughton & Graves drug
store. Within a week after com1ncnc-
ing their use I began to improve, and
from that time on rapidly grew better.
l used five boxes in all and was cured.
l have recommended Doan's Kidney
Pills to many others, and my case
ought to convince the most skeptical,
sufferer to give them a fair trial.
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mrs. James
Beck will be mailed. on application to
any part Of the United States. AID
dress Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N.
7. For sale by all druggists, price SO
cents per box.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06
NAV be the Reason.

Chicago Post: He was talking to the
pessimistic, sharp-tongued damsel.
"Have you noticed, he asked, that, as
O general thing, bachelors are Weather
| than married menu"
II have she replied.
How do you account for it?" he in
quired.
The poor man marries and the rich
one Doesn't she answered. IA man is
much more disposed to divide nothing
with a woman than he is to divide some
thing
Thereupon he decided to let the subject
| drop.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

The most surprising property Of
aluminium is it's newly discovered pow
er of giving a fine, razor like edge to
steel cutlery. Magnifed a thousand
times, the knife edge produced on the
ordinary milestone appears rough and
jagged, while h a yielded by the
smooth, m
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06
CONC Rafnre

Philadelphia Press: I didn't think ia
find you in today said the subscriber.
They told me yesterday that you ex-
pected to attend a funeral today
$50 I did," replied the western editor.
but the funeral was indefinitely post
poned.
"Indennitely?"
"yes. tho fellow I was after skippad he
town..
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

Cleveland Plain Dealer: THE papers
s.y that the new battlesssip Maine isn't
as fast as was expensHd.s.
Well. let's all hope she isn't going to
get fast Ia the way tia first Maine did.,,
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

Episcopal laymen. including J.. Pier
9pont Morgan and Senator Hanna, are
raising 4 million dollars for missionary
work In the Philippines.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

NIf lyon want creamery prices do as
the creameries do. use JUNE TINT
BUTTER COLOR.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

Robert Scott, a waiter at a Cleveland
hotel, has served. the guests at one of
the tables of the establishment contin-
uouslY for tMentY-four years.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06
Overtime.

Philadelphia Press: Grummpp-''Is
there such a thing as a ~"pianists'
union?"
Register-.T never heard of one.
Why?'
Grummpp-"I thought if there was
one I'd like to call it to the attentionsof
the young woman next door and get her
to join. She works at her piano more
than eight hours a day"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

Mrs. Austin's famous Pancake flour, made
from the three great sta1fs Of life-wheat,
corn anu rice. s
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

Canadian trade With Great Britain
has increased owe Sc, 900, 600 the past
YEAR. .. -.E #e--. rs
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

More Mexican children than ever be-
fore are being sent to the United states
for education
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06
Fate 81 the

Judge: First Boy-Oh, he.tried ter play
hog-he Joined eleven different Sunday
Jest before Christmas so ez ter get
eleven presents.
Second Roy-W,ot did he get?s
First Boyle got nuttin'-he Joined SO
many he couldn't attend to any Of 'emi
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1903-02-06

ElTc Permanently Cured. Nc dts or nsrvousness after
4ftl0 first days use of Dr. Klirsa,s Great Nerve Re-
storer. Send for FREE $500 trialbotsle and ~treattse.