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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18
lNCONSlDERATE FELLOW.

He said he'd die if didn't marry
him"
"And still you refused.
Eyes, | wish to find out before prom
ising whether he really loved me as
much as that or not. Oh, Harriet I'm
perfectly miserable! He seems to
be wretchedly healthy, and DIDO love
him Sc much!"-Chicago Record Her.
aid.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18
N economic: Man.

4oernial travele; tells of a man
riding on t. "a and pretend,
I" ."Hmr i'll after ating Il sand
1 la" man openstl his grip and
I 'Al 30 hot water bag. He got
.t'|ao..r porter" the commercial
~ yeAuHurs, Ito ill the water bag
n. ooi.nE water and then he opened
y sN lunch basket, took ont o zee OF
y Steak and warmed it W on the
~ nag. You talk about your light
sS@eopjog, Then, after he had
h, -eu the steak, he cut it all up with
WI OF scissors and fed it to himself
Pair Of sugar tongs, because ne
~ not take a chance with FORK
around a curve. But his finish
limit After he had eaten the
le unScrewed the stopper OF the
Dag and poured himself out
" hot coffee. He had the GROUNDS
NC Dag all the time"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18

There are suggestions without num-
Der for the cure Of corns. Any reputa-
BILE chiropodist and some who are not
reputable can furnish an unfailing
remedy. But there Is one sure way to
prevent them. Don't wear the same
pair OF shoes two days In succession.
Corns are caused by friction on the
Would Give 1t Away.
The Doctor-You have bad cold
Mr.. Jiggs. I'll give you some pills 70
1t.
Jiggs-Oh, never mind, doctor. 70
can have it for nothing.-Harvar
Lampoon.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18
guckIen's Arnica Salve.

Has worldwide fame for marvellous
cures. 1t surpasses any other salve' 10
tion. ointmant or balm for Cuts Corns'
Bnrns. .Boils, Sores, Felons, Ulcers
letter. Salt Rheum, Fever Sores
chanped Hands, Skin Eruptions; inIaf
H. HE for piles. Cure guaranteed.
OnIv o5c at Eagle drug store.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18
High School Notes.
PAUL COOK. Scribe.

School opened Monday with q
good attendance in all of the de.
partments, The enrolment for
the different rooms is as follows :
High school, %; Grammer, u
intermediate, 81; Second Prim-
airy, 27; First Primary, 81; Sub
Urinary, 40.
The personal of the high school
del artment is Hazel Avery, Don
aid Bear, Katie Bolte, Rollie Car
penter, Paul Cook, Dickinson,
Bernice Donneily, Hugh butcher,
Clara Ewald, David Frankel, Ida
Fuller, Marvel Garrison, Maude
Lowen, Herbert Maly, Arthur
Morgan, Mary Morrison, Willie
Murphy, Olive Nash, Henry
Oberholtzer, Maud Patten, Hazel
Punches, Loie Punches, Ray and
Guy Richison, Mabel Sayer, Eliz-
ebeth Steimetz.
We are pleased to welcome
back four of our old pupils who
have returned to the high school.
They are Olive Nash, Marvel Gar
rison and Paul Cook. Five of the
pupils, Maud Lowen, Mabel Say
nor, Ida Fuller, Denton Dickson,
and Bernice Donnelly are tuition
pupils.
School was obliged to close
part of Tuesday and Wednesday
ON account of cold weather, the
steam heating apparatus not hav-
ing been completed.
Myrtle Keauhne visited our
school friday. A business meet
ing of the scholars was held Friday
morning, Olive Nash acted as
chairman at their meeting. Her
bert Maly was elected scribe for
the Villas County News, and Paul
Cook for the Eagle Riveiew.
While Miss Vought was acquir
ing the ages of her scholars she
found one small boy about three
and one half feet high who stated
that he was 20 years of age.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18
Apples For Sale.

Do you want some apples? Ii SO buy
lhem direct from the grower and save
the middle mans prices, pack my
own fruit and guarantee the quality.
Will ssnd Que or more barrels at the
same rate. If you want few barrels
write for prices and state about what
; - H. B. ELLIOTT,
Central Lake, Mich,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18
Debts In China.

In China one can always borrows
money on the strength of having son
but nobody would advance him a cent
if he had dozen daughters. The form
er is responsible fot the debt of his
father for three generations. The lat
ter is only responsible for the debts of
her own husband.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18
FLOODS IN THE STATE,
HIgh Water at Points Along Wisconsin
River.

AhS uCdNy rains or the past
week have flooded nearly all of
the streams in this locality and
tarthur down the Wisconsin Val
ley comes reports of damages
done to property abutting on the
on the river. At the village Of
Edgar, near Wausau the most
damage seems to have been done
where nearly the enter village was
under water.
At that place the flood caused a
great deel of damage to result.
The water came so suddenly and
arose to such height that the
streets were soon covered
and then it entered the houses.
One family sleeping on the upper
floor of their house, found weter
nearly to the key board of their
piano. A raft was constructed
next morning and the piano float
ed ont of the house. There was
only one boat in the whole village
and this was carried away in the
night. The wagon bridge crossing
Scotch creek, southeast of the viii
lage, and the two railroad bridges
south of town, were washed out,
Over 1900 feet of the c. & N.
w. railroad track was washed east
of the villagr which delayed traffic
on that division for several days
The Milwaukee road had a wash
out near Pine River that delayed
rattle until nearly evening of Sat
urdaY. In fact every railroad in
the north aud west portion of the
state suffered. An excursion
train on the Omaha went into a
washout at Kempton and killed
four people, Hardlya train NOV
ed in South western Wisconsin,
where landslides in addition to
washoutouts tied up traffi;,
Reports coming in show that
much damage resulted. The beds
of wagon roads are washed out and
still covered with water, bridges
are gone or damaged, AMI farmers
suffered greatly.
Live stock also suffered to con-
siderable extent several losses by
drowning having been reported.
The Wisconsin river raised
about five feet and it has been re-
ported that the Tomnhawk had
gone out Saturday with the high
water, but nothing authentic
in regard to this has been learned.
Those who were in the territory of
the storm west of here state that
more rain fell within short time
then they ever before witnessed.
Reports coming in from the
country are very meagre from the
fact that com nunication is cut off
from many sections. 1t is said
that nearly every bridge and cnl-
vert in the flood section was car
ried away 50 that the people can.
not get to town. 1t was the lum-
Der being carried away at Edgar
that destroyed the bridge. The
track is not yet fully n paired and
it will take a great many car leads
OF gravel to repair the damage
done. Trains are now running
regularly.
The paper mills along the Wis
consin river have all been closed
down the water having flooded
the lower floors and destroying
A large amount of finished paper.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18

"That fat man. complained the
scales, simply knocked me all out OF
keller"
'Well," replied the candy machine
near by, '.now you can lie h weight
for the next one that comes along
Philadelphia Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18
Hnnninra nelusion.

Willie Father, what does hugging
q delusion mean?
Father-Well. my boy, young Mr..
Strong is an instance. He thinks your
sister Clara Is only twenty-five!
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18
Love.

Love.
When a man ceases to love he is lost.
Love implies hope of higher. more
reverend things. Baseness despises
love. for love is good and is incompau-
BILE with grossness.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18

An exchange says that ten years
ago a farmer put an K mark on a
silver dollar and went to town aud
spent it with merchant. Before
the year was out he got the mark
e ] dollar back again for poultry
and spent it again with village
merchant. Four times in six years
that dollars came home to him
for produce and three times he
heard of it in the pockets of his
neighbors. The time he got it in
change three years ago he sent it
to Chicago to mail order house
that has amassed hundred mil
lion dollars selling third rate stuff.
He has never seen that dollar
since. That dollar will never pay
any more road or school tax for
him never help build up the town
or county. never bless and bright
en- the homes of his neighbors,
He sent it entirely out Of the cir
Gle of usefulness to him
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-09-18
WALTER ALEXANDER FOR GOVERNOR

There is very strong talk of
Walter Alexander being a candid
iatae for governor on the repulic
an ticket next fall. Mr.. Alexander
has a strong following among the
manufacturing interests of central
and northern Wisconsin.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03
'7ELLSICHARACTE,RlS'
BY HEADS BUMPS B |. 4 I;
Many Well.known5 Richmond ~ I'd
People Hear Professor
WindsOr's Address.

Professor william windsor. IL. 81, Pm H.
D., tor whom iit Is claimed that he ne is
tie ..world most eminent phrenoiositAttt.'
delivered Ills second lecture at the =, Ma Ma ).
sonic Temple last night and was heard Hl'
~ a large audience, In which were many ne
we'll known people, The subject OF inc 2
.venings discourse was '1iow 70 -.
come 1sich.''.' But the chief interest," lt.'Fe
among the people seemed to 30 ms = ex =
shbition OF phrenology. TWO sentlee11n = -
we're nominated ~ tholr friends IN !, 40
audience ana Professor windsor u t'5E er-
took to tell their habits and dispositions '''s'
iby their heads. E.3
Among those present who seemed 70 q. pc
enjoying themselves greatly were COM pm
missioner of Agriculture Koncr, who VII .l has
d well shaped head himself and who u. IS
known 70 be deeply Interested N Epnre rem.
Iology; DR.. 9. p. Hartman, VOL R lIVo,,!i
dentist and Mason, whose friends = lou ~
called for him to have his shnpely head
examined Mr., Richmond M Lazy 5tho
we'll known attorney ut law, and, others,.
tro-nlght Professor Windsor VIII discuss " y
Heal thu This discourse closes tho series,
but tho lecturer will conduct scnool
Of sphrenology{ for short whlio' ~ y
ttndnrat ,Ot1 .394 t3{ f8 tit n WI stsitS
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03
.SEBRELL' SNEW
L|QUO.R|i|M|I|||E|:.A||.S'iU.R||| L.
Continued From First Page.)

might offer It, and have the two con
sidered at the same time
Mr. sebrell has prepared his amendment
In the nature of substitute, and Will
offer 1t to-day, If the House shall adopt
Mr.. Davis motion, and over both pros
positions a big fight Is likely.
THE sobrcll amendment. which Is
printed In full below, presents an en-
tlrely new plan of controlling tho liquor
business in tho rural districts. and
bristles with Interest In every line. 1t
proposes to apply to tho Identical sec
tons Designed by the Mann bill. and In
stead OF licensing bar-rooms, to break
them up entirely.
RETAIL STORES,
But to retail liquor stores licenses at
800 each viii DO granted, rs are bar
rooms under the present laws, with nu-
merous restrictions and safeguards, One
Is that no liquor shall be drunk where
sold, Another Is that these stores shall
close Mt shutdown and remain closed un-
til sun up Tho sales shall be only In
scaled and unbroken packages In guam
titles ranging from one-half pint to four
gallons. On each OF these packages
there shall BIO State revenue stamp of
one cent per one-half pint or the frac-
tIon thereof, which will amount to six
teen cents per gallon. All this goes to
tho State,
Mr.. sebrell thinks his amendment will
come nearer solving the problem thtn
will the Mann bill, He declares that 1t
is a temperance measure, and that he
will press It for all 1t is worth The pop
ular Southampton member says his bill
will break up the social feature alto
gether, and will ba n fine revenue getter.
In his bill Mr.. sebrell imposes heavy
fines upon persons for violations of Its
provisions, liza
One Of the biggest fights Of the ses-
sion is looked for over these two inter-
esting propositions to-day,
SI1BREIT. SUBSTITUTE,
The ono to DO offered by Mr.. Sebrell
reads as follows VI
I. Any person, firm. partnership or
corporation desiring to sell wine, ardent
spirits or malt liquors in the country and
In towns of less than one thousand pop
ulation shall first obtain a license there
for MS provided now for selling liquors
by retail In tho Commonwealth. Such
license shall give the privilege of selling
only In the manner and upon the terms
and conditions OF this act
3. Such wine, ardent spirits or malt
liquors shall Go sold only In small pack
nges Of not less than half-pint nor more
than four gallons each, and no unsenled
or broken packages shall be kent In the
room where such liquors are offered for
sale,
8 No wines, ardent spirits or malt
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03
FIRST BATTALION
HAS FINE DRILL
Five Companies Of the. Sew
entleth Go Through the
5.. New EVOlutlOnS.

Colonel George Wayne Anderson, Of the
Seventeen Regiment ordered q battalion
inspection and drill at the Regimental
Armory last night. Companies A, 3, q,
II and H, the five Richmond organiza-
TONS composing the First Battalion in
the regiment. turned out with good aver
ages f 35
Tho evolutlons were interesting, and
the spectators greatly enjoyed the drill.
This was special Inspection and drill
and the companies made gratifying
showing. Some Of the evolutions were
now, pretty and interesting.
After the drill Company L held a
meeting and tho question Of going to
Newport News to the launching Of the
West Virginia april 18th. was discussed,
( but the decision was deferred. Tho Blues
are also thinking Of going.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03
CHANGE AND PROMOTION
AMONG SOUTHERN'S5 MEN

(By Associated Press.
WASHINGTON. April AT the office
Of the general manager OF the Southern
Railway, the following announcement Of
change and promotions In the official
stali Of the system was made to-day:
Colonel John A. Dodson, formerly as
sistant to the general manager. appoint
ed superintendent Of construction, In
charge Of dou ble-traoking and new WORK,
y w. "A vaughan formerly superintend-
int Of the Atlanta Division, appointed
assistant general superintendent of the
Western District. sii
w, N. Forencre, formerly superintend-
ent Of tho Mobile Division, appointed SUI
perintendent Of the Atlanta Division, vice
Il j. j. Cotton, appointed superintendent
OF tho Mobile Division, vice W. n, Fore
acre, transferred. M y5
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03
IT the z; theatres % 81.


a. the su ccess Of Manager GlHen 3
latest venture, the Academy Mus 81 =.
Comedy Company, there can be no douot'
II was foregone conclusion tha '' tn ms
would be so, because reports from nor nor
folk, where the company opened week
apo we're of the most eulogistic nature
and those reports have been enthusiast si :,
cally endorsed by the local press anu NY
the play-going public I . III,
If "The Lady Slavey, which IS run
ming at the Academy this week, ID ~
earnest Of what liz In store TOT tle Iest
OF the spring and summer season, tnen
one need not s expect Sl any hlhs wv
laughter, and color, and wit, and beauty
and q good time generally, for that IS
nrecisely what you get nt the Eighth
street Theatre this week. j.
Next week the company Will be seen N
1.-THE French Maid. ~ "A
In the second act Of ION the SuWanee
RIVER" the attraction at the Bi1ou TINS
week IN the plantation secene where
Amt IJndy is master of ceremonies and
her faithful followers entertain the audi
once with singing and dancing, there IS
introduced a little slde play which IS
very amusing. The field hands nave a
couple Of real game cocks and they hold
a main In full view of the audience Inc In,
cocks fight hard us did ever any two or
their kind, but are prevented from m.
turing each other by little gloves, or
cushions which are fastened upon their
spurs.
Mr.. Howard Hall, inEhis great success,
t"The Man VINO Dared" is supported ny
Miss Nina Norris, and one OF the most
prominent casts ever brought together IN
n popular priced attraction will be seen
Mt the Bijou Theatre next Monday. tues
day and wednesday, This attraction mas
already established itself throughout the
country MS the very highest class orgahl-
cation of its kind now travelling
The more successful plays in this day
and nge arc rarely allowed to so to the
uses Of stock companies for many years
after their initial production, but by
special arrangement George Fawcett mas
secured temporary control OF the FAMOUS
play, dNlistress Nell," and VIII present
Miss Percy Haswcll and one Of his cons
panics here In this play, beginning WIN
the Thursday matinee of next week at
tho Bjou. This will be the first time this
excellent play has ever been seen nero ~
any price. and coming MS IT does now
with that excellent actress, Percy Has
we'll, In tho title part, 1t will be an event
of great Importance theatricnlly here Ap-
pearng with Miss Hnswell will he the
full strength OF this section of the George
| Iawcett Company.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03
TREES PLANTED
AT THE Il. ! COLLEGE Il: 81:
Arbor Day Was Flttingly OBJ
Served Yesterday at the
\. Institution.

An interesting programme was arranged
by the faculty of Richmond College for
tho observance Of ''Arbor Day" Glasses
being suspended at 70 o'clock, the stu.
dents and their friends assembled In front
of the college building. and after an In
vocation by DR.. Whltsltt and the read.
Ing Of the Governors proclamation. !s-
tened to mn eloquent address by President
Boatwright on the importance Of the cul-i
tivatIon OF trees and!the wisdom OF Arbor
Day observance.
Miss y, w, Williams, Of the graduating
class, was then introduced, and read VIII
liam Cullen Bryant's forest Hymn"
after which, according to the programme.
the trees were planted as q memorial to
the graduating class of 1908,
Mr.. Robert Gillian, OF the B. L, class;
Mr., Julian D, Jones. OF tho B, g. class;
Mr.. ]. D, Quarles. of the B, A. class; Mr..
IT, II. Belote. of the M. A, class. each
presided with fitting remarks at the
planting of q tree in commemoration OF
his class, iEfj vs.,
At tho close of these exercises the crowd
Joined In singing "American and was
then dismissed by Rev. j Calvin Stew
art, Ky.
The occasion was a most enjoyable one,
and many such are hoped for IN the fu-
ture. z
H Dr. Moses D. Hoge suggested N that at
the next observance of AArbor Day a tree
be planted by the alumni OF the college.
This suggestion met With the hearty APP
proyal of those present, and still better
time Ia looked for at the next observance,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03
DELINQUENT TAXES
Receipts Must Be Shown Before One

Receipts Must Be Shown Before One
CanbsVote Next Year. IS j5.
Mr. It, G. Walford, collector Of delln-
quent taxes, is now arranging his list Of
idellnquents for publication. Tho list will
be turned over to the Finance Committee
and will be printed In the papers. All
those who pay up in tho meantime will be
stricken or the list
1t Is Important to pay taxes now, for
under tho new Constitution 1t will be
necessary to show receipts for 1901, 1902
and 1903 before man can vote at the
next spring elections.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03
THE TEACHERS LEAVE
After Thoroughly Inspecting Richmond
Thev 90 10 Charlottesville.

y
The Capitol and Library particularly,
and Richmond in general, were ovcrrun
yesterday in tho carly part of the day
by the school teachers. school principals
and pupils of Indianapolis and Muncie.
Soon after spring Is felt in indianapolis,
the high schools have q weeks holiday,
and they annually take trips and study
history where history was made, This
year they decided to go east. go to
Washington and see the Capitol, and then
come to Virginia, the first State IN point
OF historic associations,
Nearly two hundred principals, teachers
and pupils were found who wanted to
come. and the trip, counting all the costs,
means an outlay of only $S5. They arc
travelling In a spooal train Of all Pull
mans. After spending the morning look
Ing around they left at noon for the
University OF Virginia, There besides
visiting the University, they went to
Monticello From Charlottesville they
make "a bee line" for home.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03
b Sunshine Saturday Night,

The members of the Young Mems Chris.
tian Association will have q great treat
on Saturday night at $3.50 o'clock, When
DR.. A. A. Willis, Of Dayton, Ohio, q
great apostle Of sunshine and the "Old
Man Eloquent delivers his famous hui
t,norous and stirring lecture. Sunshine. :"
4 DR.. Willis has been long and most ia
vorably received on tho lyceum platform.
His lectures are most interesting, filled
with brilliant wit and humor and when
you have heard him once you will want
to hear him again.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03

to large congregation OF East mnd Zap mp.
t,st church In Richmond. Tuesday night
there t were seventeen conversions Z,
Young mems prayer meeting a. 80, G,o p
stons Street Church Saturday night VIII pe
conducted by Mr. Ferguson. All fyouhs
sA sarvicns 1t Clopt n-strest Church Sum
Al viii he conducted by the pastor. Key:
Wv sisk.g Services at II A.i NJ NJ ana
Tad p NJ gtls4 II ls S5&3list
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-04-03

Z BY virtue OF decree entered ~ tho
United States District Court for the East st
ornfDlstriotIof Virginia, on March q. lNSs,
In tho matt or Of John T. West, q bankrupt,
| Will offer for SALE it public auction, ~
No. Z North seYenth Street at &, lo:5O a. NJ
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Royal Salute Fired.

I, |-7-II wv N (IY AB6OcIAted PrayH, n N ~
\ LISBON. April 2Zrho Britsh royal
yacht Victoria and Albert, with King Ed
ward on board. arrived In tho Tagus
to-day from Portsmouth and was saluted
by the warships and forts.
h A royal salute was fred as King Carlos
embarked at the arsenal on board the
royal galley. which was built for tho
marriage of Donna Maria and Carlos
5IY.