Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-01-28

re 60 5 turn out the lights for
3 anrIe Hstant. It is ready for bust
hpa 81 ~ hours every day In the
ne New York actress who had her
diamonds set In her teeth has been
outdonb By another OF the profession,
who wears diamonds IN her thumb
nails.
As Smoot violates no Law OF the
land In being q Norman, the oonstltu-
ton Of The United States win have 20
be amended to keep him out Of the
Senate.
A woman Is happier 10 marry q man
and have him Shatter her delusionB
about him than to have somebody else
shatteF them for her and not have her
marry him.
The Hawaiian cable has been IN
working order now for several days,
but nobody seems to have had q mes
sage from that captivating damsel,
Honolulu Lu.
Another process has been discov-
cred for deriving energy direct from
coal. What is needed, however, is
some more energetic process for
deriving coal.
The day after He arks her to marry
him, She goes around the house, and
takes inventory Of the gimcracks
which are hers, and which she can
take with her.
The chaplain Of the Wisconsin
senate took occasion the other morn
ing to inform the Almighty that Sena-
tor SpoOner would be a candidate for
the presidency.
"Gettlng married" the women say
"means so much to a girl" intimating
in q side -swiping sort of a way that
II doesn't mean more to q man than
getting shaved,
Judge Day is to have the place on
the supreme bench which Judge Taft
declined. When the Office starts out
to find the man it catches Judge Day
oftener than anybody else.
A recruiting officer says that more
than half the applicants for enlistment
in the navy are rejected because they
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no objection to level heads.
A clause has been 'tsneaked in" a
Georgia legislative enactment which
Is designed to limit the output of
colonies. The governor is permitted
but twenty eight on his staff.
The member of the Missouri legisla-
ture who blew out the gas vas a new
man at the capital. He will soon
learn that the established custom for
legislators is merely to blow out hot
air.
We have in this country a good
many ninety day farmers. They work
thirty days in planting their corn,
thirty days in tending it and thirty
days in gathering it. The rest of the
year they loaf.
Mark Hanna took occasion to an
nounce at an Ohio feed the other eve
ming that Ohio still had a few presi-
dents up her sleeve as 1t were; and
now nearly every man in Ohio Is say
ing, 81 wonder il he means me?"
A Kentucky minister has been ar
rested for selling whiskey without a
license. There seems to be q conflict
between the law and the gospel in
this case, and would indicate there
are some vile sinners In that state.
II you know some Of the men who
are candidates for office, you would be
surprised. Hundreds of men are
candidates who never openly mention
their ambitions, but they are always
expecting their friends to do it.
Here is the latest war cloud: When
Sousa's band played "God save the
King" to an audience in London re-
Gently, everybody stood up. He fol.
lowed with "The Star Spangled Ban
ner," and every n sat down. The
very ideal
The news comes from Washington
that the Venezuelan difficulty has put
an end to all opposition to the admin
istration's plan for increasing the
navy. We Just felt all along that the
navy wouldn't overlook this opportu-
nifty to. get in its oar.
At q recent women's party every
woman present Dragged about how
good her husband was, save one. But
she had on prettier and more expen-
sive clothes than any other woman
present, and they told a story OF q
husbands goodness without words.
"Don't you want to be saved and 90
to heaven9" asked q preacher Of q
woman. "I don't want to 60 to
heaven; I want to go where Jim is"
replied the woman, whose deep love
for her husband has inspired her with
no delusiOn with respect to his desti-
nation.
The orn crop Of the United States
for the year 1902, is estimated ct $685.
63S, 312 bushels, and yet the price Of
corn lie high. The value of the corn
crop, based on prices ruling during
the past six weeks, will reach the
enormous sum Of q billion dollars.
The corn crop Of the United States
for the year 1902 would about pay the
National debt.
The Louisville Courier journal has
been keeping tab on the odd and curl
GUS legislative bills with this result:
A Kansas lawmaker wants TO prohibit
snake eating. Out in Nebraska q So
Ion would prohibit football. The New
York Legislature Is considering q bill
to prevent crowded carr An Arkau-
aae Iaufafator has introduead a hill