The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-05-06
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

The state board OF railway assessors
start tomorrow for a trip over the Frisco
and Katy. Oh. this junket businessl
Judge Hazen dissolved the bonds of
ma.rimony for Topeka couple in two
minutes. Monday. That's turning them
off red-hot.
c. f. Cory. Of Fort Scott. a candidate
for congress, has gone into training. He
tried to knock down his opponent In
court Monday.
The Fort Riley soldiers are kicking on
the treatment received at st. Louis, es-
pecially the food served up. And these
men are used to hard tack!
The Capital announces that the Topeka
churches are going 10 study the Bible IN
der the direction OF Miss SAKE. Quo Vadis
will have to hunt its hole now.
Another man has contributed TO the
conscience fund Of the state. He stole
500 Some one should remember 10 send
a marked copy Of the paper to ST. Peter.
Two horses at Topeka have the CLAN
ders. according to the Capital. but no one
should get excited. The Topeka papers
started that ''bubonic'' plague story in
Rice county.
At Emporia, a colored man was arrested
for preaching the gospel. Emporia should
blush for shame If her excuse is no bet
ter than that the old man was using a
street corner.
Robbers have escaped again on A hand
car This time il occurred in Mcpherson
county The railroads seem 70 keep
hand-cars pretty handy for their frater-
nal craftsmen.
Everybody is giving st. Louis a kick
now. Roosevelt started the fire, which
will resound around the world unemit-a
tingIy. till even the harem VIII have
had say OF IL
Ex-senator Lucien Baker says that the
story saying that he IS after Hooks
place is a ''damnsble lie Here's bet
ting that the reporter who interviewed
his is shaking yet
Mcpherson county claims to lead in the
construction Of rural telephone systems
can talk to Central when the Oh
LADY, goes to town on SATURDAY
Roosevelt really wears a night shirt
for a Y NJ c. A man at Topeka saw
him with il on. The entertainment com
mittee failed 70 post him on the cut-away
style for summer in Kansas, commonly
called in shirt-tail.
ztchison Globe. An Atchison g.rl who
used 10 boast that she was kissed BY
President Grant when she was a baby.
now declares that IL wax President Hayes
VINO kissed HeT- IN q lfH EHAAH SIZE Nt4-
be claiming that President Roosevelt
kissed Der when she was 2 mere child
WHY DO LEGISLATURES insist on having
INVESTIGATING conunittees2 No one e
fooled BY them u has just been de
covered that the asylum committee nov
in operation must work without paw D.
cause 10 appropriation vas rnEde for =
rs safe 20 say that The committee vi
cease IT'S strenuous iabors forthwith
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a good man The statement was iaasls
that William ATien white q L-nE-Ti1,
while in Topeka for TIE purpose - a.
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