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Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1903-08-28
1t takes two banana skins to make
pair of slippers.

1t takes two banana skins to make a
pair of slippers.
A chess tournament is always played
on the square.
Meet me at the great Labor Week
Jubilee in Roanoke, September 18th to
18th inclusive.
HOMEMADE PHILOSOPHY.
Love and bloodshed can not go to-
gether. Flesh eating flesh is not love,
but law.
Anxiety is an incoherent message
from unknown fear.
DISTINCTIONS weave sunlight into
shadows, so don't be an obstruction.
The man who feels big in his own
mind, is not very large outside of that
small Enclosure.
A man is not destitute SO long as he
retains single hope.
an orange, while angry, hits him as
hard as though it had been rock.
The truly great man does not get
indigestion in time of temporary
trouble. Greatness is half stomach.
Wrong is not eternal; the eternal law
of justice will gnaw it away, tho it
take million years.
You can not judge whiskey by the
blossom on the landlords nose; and
you must suffer with labor, if you
would be able to feel labors wrongs.
Nature furnishes the field, man
must furnish the brains and tools to
till them. God collects no rent from
the fields except the labor applied.
Truth is like the diamond; it will
lay in the earth forever, unless human
hands dig it out and put polish on it
There are many pious Jericho cities
| that must fall at the toot of Justices
tin horn, before aristocratic pride
ceases to ride the common people to
hell.
| The fool killer is losing his job since
| the fast automobile idiot has discov-
cred more fashionable way to knock
out his brains.
| God tempers the political nose to
endure all sorts of rottenness.
The black list is capitals cowardly
stiletto with which it stabs labor in
the back.
Roosevelt's way of smashing the
trusts was very soft and easy to the
trusts.
FIRST HAIR CUT IN SO YEARS.
Because his money was short and his
locks were long Farmer Lucius Hold
over of Eagleville, O., let his hair and
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1903-08-28

Roosevelt's way of smashing the
trusts was very soft and easy to the
trusts.
FIRST HAIR CUT IN so YEARS.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1903-08-28

God tempers the political nose t
endure all sorts of rottenness.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1903-08-28

Wrong is not eternal; the eternal law
of justice will gnaw it away, tho it
take a million years.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
Latest Thing in Kisses.

The new scientific kiss is not kiss
at all. Those great men who study
the dark ways of the willy germ and
the ubiquitous bacillus frown upon
lip-kissing as an indulgence leading to
disease. Consequently, when two fair
women meet they formally lift their
wells and the velvety right cheek Of one
Is pressed for an instant against the
satiny left cheek of the other, says
an observer. This is as nice sub.
stitute for the old and dangerous meth.
cd of greeting as the most demonstrate
ingly affectionate individuals could de.
sire.
Certain husbands, brothers and near.
~st cousins to rosy cheeks, who have
experimental. with the new method
declare that 1t Is mot half bad
though hardly UP to the standard Of
the old style kiss.
1t is considered as rude to offer to
press the cheek of your friend without
lifting your veil as it is to kiss LIZ
fashion through the dotted mask, or tt
offer your left hand for shaking.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ARMIES ON THE FRONTIER EN-.
GAGE IN WAR.
Both Sides Sustain Heavy Losses
Excitement Is Intense at Sofia
$4,000 Recruits Called Three
Months Before Usual 1ime-CavaIry
Sent to the Front.

Sofia, Oct. 6.-Serious news has been
received here from the frontier of fight
ing between Turkish and Bulgarian
troops at Demir-Kapia, both sides sus.
tanning losses.
. In official circles all knowledge of
the affair is denied, but the circum-
stantial details given seem to indicate
that there is some foundation for the
accounts of the conflict.
According to one report. the Turks
attacked the Bulgarian frontier posts.
Another version says the Turks pur.
sued number of refugees across the
frontier.
1t is asserted that the Turks have
frequently attempted to provoke hos.
tilities. firing into Bulgarian territory
and crossing the frontier to steal
horses and sheep.
high pressure and $4,000 recruits will
be called three months before the
usual time. Prince Ferdinand has
sanctioned numerous other measures
OF warlike nature. All the cavalry
with the exception of single regi
ment, which is stationed at Sofia, has
been sent into the frontier districts
where are strong forces of artillery
| Vigorous efforts are being made to pre-
vent bands from crossing into Turkish
territory. Two bands which were sem
back have reached Sofia since yester
day.
Dispatches from the frontier re
ceived at the revolutionary headquar
tiers report that the refugees in thu
mountains are in terrible condition
through their pursuit by the Turks ant
cold and hunger. Many are dying.
| Salonica, Oct. 6.-1he Bulgarian
notables here went to the government
palace and informed the authorize
hat series of fresh outrages il
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
viii Call an Extra Session.

A good deal Of pressure has been
brought to bear on the president to in
duce him not to call congress into e1
ira session in November, but to all
callers who have spoken to him in
that vein he has said that this govern
ment is committed to the proposition
that the Cuban reciprocity treaty be
made effective at the earliest date,
and he regards it as a matter of good
faith that this country should keep its
word. He has declined, therefore, to
consider any proposition looking to the
abandonment of the idea of an extra.
ordinary session.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
The Big Gun Jared a Few.

San Francisco.-The conclusion
caused by the discharge of the 12-inch
gun on Angel island, which was fired
recently by the artillerymen in prac.
tice, shattered windows in Sausalito
shook houses, knocked down plaster
and caused much excitement among
the people. The Preside also was well
shaken. The boom of the heavy CUR
made the general hospital feel unsafe
for a few minutes, so violently was il
rocked by the shooting. All the Off
GERS dwellings were also shaken.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
In a Glass House.

Nothing displeases DR.. R. Ogden
Doremus more than indistinct speak
ing. He rarely fails to show his dis
approval Of it. While lecturing at the
city college recently, having occasion
to ask a question Of a student, he re-
ceived mumbled reply.
gym, HIM, HIM; HIM, him." mimick-
ed the irate professor. Cant you
speak so I can hear you? If you've
anything to say, speak out and don't
humble your words"
The answer was a trifie discomfort
ing. II said" replied the student,
sthat I did not hear your question"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
State of Ohio, City of Toledo. Lucas Coun

ty, IS.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is
the senior partner of the firm of F. ]. Cheney
& Co., doing business in the City of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said firm
will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of Catarrh
that can not be cured by the use of HALLS
CATARRH CURE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December, A. D.
1886.
A. w. GLEASON,
(Seal) Notary Public.
HALLS Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts DIRECTLY on the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 7sc.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

They equal those
that have been cost
ing you from $500
to $500. The inn
mense sale Of w. l..
Douglas shoes proves
their superiority over
all other makes.
Sold by retail shoe
dealers everywhere.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
That Douglas uses Cor.
ona Colt proves there Is
value In Douglas shoes.
Corona Is the highest
grade Pat. Leather made,
Fast Color Eyeiefs used,
H.. q a nm
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

'T see that Planns, who was your
architect, is building house for him
self now"
SIS he?" exclaimed the victim. I'll
bet he'll cheat himself" philadelphia
Press.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

Salonica is being planned. ALL the
guards consequently have been
dodDled. 1t is reported that 20 Turk
ish villages in the Razlog district have
been burned. The large village of
Bonisko is said to have been destroyed
and its 1000 Turkish inhabitants killed.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

In the United States the distance
of the average railway journey is 20
miles, in England it is scarcely 10
miles, while in German it is Is miles,
in France 21 miles and in Russia 65
miles.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
Our Schools Must
Be Sanitary

S>0<~<C<Sc~S~eN<
The modern school is nothing II not
sanitary. It has sanitary plumbing,
sanitary ventilation, sanitary play
grounds. and sanitary blackboards.
And it's sanitary anxiety for it's pupils
is beyond all praise. Here is dialogue
Of the period, the speakers, of course,
being teacher and scholar: So"
Tommy, have you. been Saccinat-
ma'am."
"Have you had your vermiform ap-
pendix removedT'
Eyes, ma'am."
"Do you use sterilized milk?"
Eyes, ma'am."
SIS your homo connected with the
city sewer?'
eyes, ma'am."
"Haye you shed all your milk teeth?"
"All but one"
Have you certificate of inocula-
lion for the Group, chicken-pox, and
measles?"
Eyes, ma'am.~
rs your lunch put up in DR.. Koch's
patent antiseptic dinner pail?"
Eyes, ma'am."
"Have you your own sanitary slate
rag and disinfected drinking cup?"
Eyes, ma''am."
do you wear a camphor bag round
your throat, collapsible life belt, and
insulated rubber heels for crossing the
trolley line"
"All Of these"
"Have you pasteurized certificate
Of baptism?".
Eyes, ma'am."
"And life insurance, non-forfeitable
policy against the Entertainments of old
age"
Eyes, ma'am."
"Then you may hang your cap on
the insulated peg set opposite your dis
tinguishing number, climb into your
seat, and proceed to learn along san.
itary lines."-Selected.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

She-Do you notice the soft, warm
scent of these flowers you brought me-?
He-No-er-I was thinking Of the
cold hard dollars they cost me.-Chi-
cago News.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

During last year electrical railway
companies ran their cars II times the
distance from the earth to the sun,
killed 1918 persons and injured 47,429.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
Not Ready TO Be a Widow.

"The fools are not all dead yet" said
the angry husband.
'T'm glad of it, dear" calmly replied
the other half of the combination. 81
never did look well in black. Lon
don Tit Bits.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

The man in the moon was full. "This
is my last quarter" he said, "but l
feel like 80 cents. "-Philadelphia Bull
letin.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

whats this?" screamed the tank
drama actor. "My pay is 81 short"
,"Eight baths at SO cents" blandly
replied the manager. "Six nights and
two matinees." Newark News.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

FlT0 Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
fl0O after first day use of Klines Great Nerve
Restorer. Send for Free 92 trial bottle and treatise
Dr.. r. H kliue Ltd 9S1 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

What is believed to be the first auto
mobile lawn mower used in this coun-
try is employed on the grounds around
the Whitehouse and the Capitol in
Washington, where it may be seen
almost every day cutting grass. The
statement is made that it does it's work
neatly and expeditiously, and at the
same time does no damage to the beau
tiful lawns.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

For forty years Piso's Cure for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. A
druggists. Price rs cents.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
You Can Get Aliens Foot.Ease FREE.

Write Allen 6. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y, for q
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. Alldrug-
gists sellit. 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use
for their children, during teething period.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

The airship inventor seems to b.
overconfident
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

not only builds up weak constitutions,
but searches out and destroys germs
and poisons of every description and
cleanses the system of all Impurities,
thus laying the foun dation for a
healthy, steady increase In weight
and future good health.
Food may be bountifu1 and the
appetite good, but still the system
weakens and we remain poor in flesh
unless what we eat is properly digested
and turned into rich, pure blood i.
S. S. S. re-inforces the Stomach and
aids the digestion a1d assimilation of
food, and there is rapid up-building
Of health and strength. S. S. S. acts
promptly and benefcially upon the ne,
it up, and relieves the strain by prod1
can find no tonic so invigorating as S.
81 ..<o%o o..I 1,e s<, ,,o0 80, o%ko~IaI
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

81. Sss's"Ve W 0qHtuteu 0t 0Hy pSfC6s
ohoes ~ mall, rs cents extra. illustrated
Catalog free. W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockten, IasG.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
w. L. DOUGLAS
s3.se s. SHOES S SsS9,

You can save from So to SIS yearly BY
wearing w. L. Douglas $3.50 or So shoes.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
want your mOuStache or beard|
la beautiful brown or rich black? Use
}BUCKINGHAM'S DYE|
FIFTY cTs OF DRUGGISTS OR 2 HALL co. NASHUA: n
Bad Foreigner Deported.

Under the new Interpretation of the
immigration law by Secretary Cortel-
you, Washiro Hattori, just discharged
after serving three months in the coun-
ty pail at San Francisco for attempt
ing to briEe an officer Of the United
States, will be deported on October
%, on the ground that he has been
a public charge. This is the first case
at this port under the new rule.
The German state gives to one uni
versity more than the British govern
ment allows to. all the universities and
university colleges in England, Ireland
and Scotland together.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09
WONDERFUL GAIN in WEIGHT.

Huntsville, Ala, Jan. 10, 1908.
Some years ago my general health
gave way; my nervous system was
shattered, and I could get nothing to
do me any good till I began to use
8. 8. 3. I commenced to improve at
once. My appetite became splendid
and from 1856 pounds I increased to
$50. became well again by taking
s. 8. 8. and would take no amount for
the good it did me. MY health il
now perfect, and believe II every
body would take q bottle Of 8. 8. 81.
occasionally, they would enjoy life
as I am doing. W. L. WINSTON.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1903-10-09

ecOmng too to po noush the body and must be purified
than ordinary build for unless the poons
will be found purifying and tonic properties combined
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-09-20
JEWISH NEW YEAR THIS WEEK.
Celebration ID Begin Al sunset on Monday
--Pedlers May Work To-day.

Jews the world over will begin at sunset
tomorrow the celebration Of their New
Year. BY their reckoning, Tuesday begins
the 5884th year since the creation of the
world. The Jewish calendar is calculated
for 5000 years. According to the Jewish
belief, within $3.50 years from tomorrow
the world will either come to an end or
begin its career anew
Rosh ha Shana, as the holy day is known,
is day of sadness rather than of rejoicing
The tradii ion is that on this day the tribunal
of God is in session and that Satan comes
to accuse the children Of Israel.
Every individual is brought face to face
with the sins he has committed in the last
year, and which he has recorded in his own
handwriting in the Book OF Life. His
deeds are weighed and his fate determined
for the ensuing year.
The lower East Side has been active FOR
DAYS in preparing for the holidays inaugu-
United Hebrew Charities have visited the
homes OF the destitute and have been liberal
In their gifts. The Hebrew Free Loan
Associations the Ladies' East Side Aid
Society and other orga nizations have been
distributing clothing food and money.
Commissioner Greene has granted per-
mission TO the pedlers and shopkeepers
on the lower East Side to trade on the two
SUNDAYS preceding the Jewish New Year
and the Day of Atonement.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-09-20
MON MEN WORKED TOO MUCH.
shutdown OF Marble shops Because Of q
violated Agreement.

William Gill OF st, Louis secretary OF
the National Association Of Marble Dealers,
who was in this city yesterday. announced
that as the result of a strike Of the marble
rlbbers in Philadelphia in violation of an
agreement with the International Associa-
ton Of Marble Workers a general shut =
down Of marble shops will be ordered on
Monday to last three days On Thursday
work will be resumed on an open shop
basis All the cities OF the Fast and Middle
West are affected except New York and
Boston, where the marble dealers are not
In the association.
A feature of the trouble is the charge
nv the employers that members OF the
union violated the agreement by working
longer hours and for less wages than pro-
yided for In the agreement The agree
ment provided that the dealers should give
n preference to the association workmen
provided the latter should not work Tor
any non-member dealer at less than the
union rate nor for more than the union
hours 1t was also agreed that no marble
finished by men who violated this agree
nent should be handled by union men,
The employers say that members OF the
union have not lived up to these clauses In
the contract. 1t il also charged that after
the officers of the union had signed the
agreement on March IL, the union repudl-
ated it. The officers of the union had an
other conference with the officers OF the
association at Columbus, Ohio, on Sept; !
and proposed another agreement, but thls
the employers did not sign.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-09-20
PHILHARMONICS NEW PLAN.
A Different Conductor Engaged for Each
Public Concert.

The plans Of the Philharmonic Society
for it's sixty-second season in New York
contain several innovations. As usual.
eight public rehearsas will be given at
Carnegie Hall on Friday afternoons and
eight concerts on Saturday evenings. The
dates of the public rehearsals are Nov. 10.
Dec 4, Dec. IL, Jan. 20, Feb. 10, March and
March rs The concerts will be given on
Nov IA, Dec. 5. Dec 10, Jan. Q, Jan 20, Feb.
IS, March and March 20.
II is customary for the Philharmonic
Society 10 elect conductor at its annual
meeting. but this year the members Of the
society left the choice in the hands OF
committee consisting Of F.. Francis Hyde,
ex-president Of the society; Richard Arnold.
Gustaye Dannreuther, Felix F. Leifels and
August Robbelen.
The committee decided to follow the
plan OF many Of the orchestras In Europe
and invite a different conductor for each
concert. In order TO defray the cost. several
patrons Of the society subscribed special
fund. MIR. Robbelen went to Europe for
the committee in May and entered INTO
negotiations with every available con-
ductor. The men finally engag ed are Jean
Colonne of Paris. Gustav F. kogel OF frank
! fort-on-.he- Main. Henry J, Wood of Lon
| don, Victor Herbert Of Pittsburg, Felix
| Weingartner of Munich, W. Won Safonof OF
Moscow and Richard Strauss OF Berlin
Colonne who will be the conductor Of
the first public rehearsal and concert, has
| been the conductor OF the concerts OF the
Associate ion Artistique in Paris.
Gustav F. Kogel has been the conductor
of the Museum concerts at Frankfort since
1891 and was associated with Hans Won
Buelow in directing the Berlin Philharmonic.
Henry j. Wood Is the most prominent
figure in English musical circles and is
the conductor OF the Queens Hall orchestra.
His symphony concerts are feature OF the
! London season.
Felix Weingartner has made the Kahn
orchestra of Munich famous throughout
| Germany. He also conducts the SYM
! phony concerts given by the orchestra OF
| the Berlin Opera House. W. Won Safonof
| is the director of the Imperial Musical
| Society of Moscow and is at the head OF
| the Imperial Conservatory. He is con-
| siolered the best conductor in Russia.
| Richard Strauss and Victor Herbert are
| well known here.
| II will be the aim of the PhilharmC mic
Society to present at each concert some
| number with which the fame of the con-
| ductor is identified. number of i'm
portant changes have been made in the
orchestra, which will greatly increase it,
| efficiency. The subscription will open at
| Carnegie Hall on Monday, Oct. 49,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-09-20
obituary Notes.

Charles Maurice Smith, prominent Wash
dd on F in % WHAT'S Of @npH
Wnilislm y and May IsH c S f. was son Of
Or f. Harry Smith nG,an 1r S,ates sSns
at Naples. Mr.. Smith had long and suc-
eessfn record AS a criminal LAWYER. He de-
Tended Charles +. kinGaid' accused OF tne
tucky, and obtained hs ac9uittal. He also
defended the late william Dickson. who was
foreman Of tie jupy when ae'q bck some v as
accused OF attempting to influence "r9nY,
fully the other members Of the Jury. This
defence was DECLARED by I9l. T. St T. ,ngersn Ia
messed In connection with Col lngersol.
MIR smith cross-eHamined witnesses 10 the
the late Attorney tienerai Brewster Is said
10 have been most powerful. and Col lnEersoli
accredited his own victory in this special
case to Mr.. Smiths adroltness IN conducting
the cross 20 KAN nation,
Hugh Martin. who had lived in the Ninth
ward for nearly half n csntnry and had had
paint shop in East Ninth street Tor :, most mos,
Yesterday, In his seventy-third year, Mr..
Martin was horn in Scotland, but came TO this
country rs n Young man and opened ms rrst
Wnnamaker's new store: just before the
war Mr., Martin went to Riohmond Va. but
fully running the blockade. MT. Martin
leaves widow. a son and daughter, t his
lie except the few years in Richmond; Her
brother. william Gray was s, kno Wa,,n IN me-
ionged to the Caledonian and Abingdon clubs
Donna Trinidad de la Guerra member
of one Of the oldest Spanish families IN santa
Barbara, CAL and niece Of Coy. Pic Pico.
Is dead. she was born il San Diego in 1892
She married into the Pc "a Guerra family
Don Miguel de la Guerra. brother OF the late
District Judge Pablo de Ia Guerra. Military
Governor OF San Francisco in the early days,
spent many years here and in Los Angeles.
Mrs Rhoda Caroline Crane. widow OF Amos
Crane. who was one OF the original settlers
OF Montclair. y. j.. died in her home in that
place on Friday at the age of 81. For many
wears she lived In the old homestead. known
as the W ashin gton headquarters. at the corner
OF Valley road and Claremont Avenue Mrs.
Crane was member OF the First Presby-
terrain Church She IL survived by one son.
James s. wynkoop. former prominent
hook dealer and member Of the firm OF r.. q.
Wynkoop 4 Co. died in Syracuse yesterday
At the age Of II yesr.