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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-01

Hertze,'s EmpIeyer Gcss . Oery wsFu1n3
the Ysung Anarchist Freed.

Hertxei's Employer Gets . Oesy WsFuen3
inc YsunG Anarchist Freeds
II was learned yesterday that Peter =.
Hartman, In whose saloon IN whitehall
street Frank Hertzel. the young Anerohist,
was employed up to q week ago, recetved on
Wednesday an anonymous letter purportipE
TO come from the Anarchists. -
The letter was smeared with red Ink S4r
claret or possibly blood and advised Hor..
man ito beware Of the knife. bomb, and
pistol II any harm comes 70 our oomrode. =.
The people ut Hsrtman's saloon refused
to talk about the letter and HArtman's son
said last night that his father had gone Away
somewhere. Il is said that Central Oe>cs
detectives are guarding the saloon.
Hert eel was discharged by MaGiStrefA
Crane In Jefferson Market court yeeterdAy
At the request Of Assistant District ~
torney Studin.
Msg's'rate Crane warned Hersd .
keep his tongue quiet. If you are not
fatisfed with the conditions here, 90 haOe
to your own country he said.
Il have q right, 10 expres my tdAaa end
] don't speak against this Government more
than any other, replied Hertsel.
Before he was arraigned Mr.. 6tudIn told
Hertsel that M would lot him 20 he would
leave the country.
you have no right to send mo from the
country said the boy
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-01
THE HORSESHcERS STRIKE.
Gompers Makes q Visit Here In On Enort
20 settle Dtner~nces.

samuel Gompers. president Of the Ameri-
can Federation Of Labor, wAs Ia this city
Yesterday In response u an urgent call
by the JourneyTnen Horse Shoers' Union
to make an effort 10 end the strike of the
horse shoers. which has lasted for over
three months lie had q taik With the
.t,iko leader. and returned 10 Washington
late Va the day he Will Try 70 bring abou,
Association.
The Master Horss Shoefs are wiling
10 pay the scale ~ wages ssnanded, lat
will act rsJbkllts the v iiDl. laOsl 100 auss
they have a lal,-i ~ their Own which a.
Tee in uss fof many years
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-01
HANBURY'S CANDIDACY.
Trouble in HIS Path V the Ahippins Css,
missienership.

II was rumored In political circles b
Brooklyn yesterday that congroasman
Harry A. Hamburg. whose term VIII waAd
I'D in a few days, has not had - srneoth
sailing TO appointment a. shipping OgeA-
ipeted.
L. Woodruff, leader Of the Repcb.icaa oreAA.
iEation in Brooklyn, had been summonsd
10 Washington tomorrow by President
the politicians surmised that the nominal
ton for the Shipping Commissionership
would be the principal matter discussed.
Hanhury has the backing Of Senator Plat,
but 1t is said that others Of much influence
In the Republican councils are workinE
against him. - -
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-01

Notwithstanding the advance in all grades Of
Cotton Sheetngs, the prices here quoted lower than
Large purchases during the dull season make this
possible
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-01
TITLE CAUGHT OLD, RICH bride.
she Died and Count" New Has Her wealth
Niece Weuid Recover II.

MoUTr vERNoS. N. T.. Feb. 2s.-The
story Of the marriage OF . man. who said
no WAS A Italian count, to woman - years
old. over whose property he obi lined con-
troll. is revealed 10 suit brought by Emma
B. Mott, against Carmine Misoo Of Mount
Vernon.
Misoo was . railroad laborer when he
met Emma L. b. capplemaniste. who be-
came his bride. He told tho woman that
he was count and belonged to q noble
Italian family. They were married in
June, 1895. The bride had $50 900 In per-
sonal property and $4,000 or $4,000 In real
estate.
Mrs. Misco died on Jan. . last, leaving
no will The plaintiff 10 niece and she
asks for an accounting and seeks TO COM
pei the defendant to deed the real property
back to the estate.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-01
Orphan Killed by Long Fan.

Orphan Killed by Long Fan.
Nine-ysar-old Isidor Cohn an inmate Of
tho Hebrew Orphan Asylum ct i>oth stfSek
and Amsterdam avenue, fell from second.
story window OF the institution YESTERDAY,
died two hours later. 49,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-01
barber, Appoint q vigilance Committee.

The Journeymen Barbers' Union has
appointed a sp,cial vigilance committee
20 detect violations OF the law providing
that barber shops be closed on sundays;
E1-h member OF the committee is instructed
to notify the police whenever barber
Is found shaving customer on Sunday
after tho rrohibited time. :t
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-01
Artist a, crcome BY Gas; May Die.

Livingston r. Allen, ~ years old. maya
dns artist OF 1851 Madison avenue, Is criti-
oally Ill In the Harlem Hospital suffering
from gas poisoning. The persons with
whom he lived say that he had . habit Of
reading late at night. and he probably
failed TO turn OF The gas completely on
Friday night.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1903-03-01

Mr.. schieren Gets HIS Taxes Reduesa.
Former Mayor Charles A. sehiereu Of
Brooklyn has had his personal aseeesmAnt
reduced from $4,000 t. $4,000. He paid
personal taxes on the latter amount lAst
wear. Hr rLsri
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
NEARLY AROUND THE WORLD,
Pernot's Canned Cheese so Shipped.
and it Came Back in Perfect
Condition.

Canned cheese, made by Prof.
Pernot in the process of expert
ments at the college, has been sue
cessfu1ly shipped almost around the
world. A can of such cheese that
had travelled four times across the
United States and twice across the
Atlantic was, opened Wednesday,
and the contents was found to be in
perfect condition. The favor was
exactly the kind that the label on
the outside of the can declared it
to be, incubation of the curd with
particular germ before the can
was finally sealed, having produced
the result.
The can was originally started by
mail to London On arrival at New
York it was stopped on its journey
and sent back to Corvallis, because
packages of the kind are not trans
missab1e by mail across the Allan
tic. From Corvallis, it was reship-
ped, went through to its destina-
ton, and, after brief delay was
sent back by the same route to Cor
wallis. A companion can sent with
it was opened in England, and was
there pronounced a perfect cheese
in fine condition by English ex-
perts.
An other can, shipped about the
same time, has returned from the
interior of China It was shipped
to Consul II. B. Miller, there and
as in the case of the English ship
ment, the purpose was to determine
how well the product would stand
transportation. Two cans were sent
Consul Miller, of which one was
opened, and another returned to
Corvallis. A letter concerning the
one opened, says the content was
submitted to a Russian expert, who
declared it to be perfect cheese,
and in first class condition. In the
case of both the English and China
shipments. the packages were one
pound cheeses, sealed up in tin cans.
The age of each now is about six
months. The can returned from
China has not yet been opened, but
there is no doubt that it is in per-
feet condition.
An ACCOMPANYING letter from Con-
sui Miller, declares that if the ex-
pertinent proves to be successful,
there are great possibilities for the
product in China, where there is
strong demand for cheese in small
packages.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
Fast Train Service.

Commencing Monday, July 9Th, the
Astoria & Columbia River Railroad
Company will resume its summer spe-
cial seaside schedule, and train leaving
Union depot at 8 a. m, daily will run
through direct without transfer at AS
toria to sll .Clatsop beach points, arriving,
at Astoria at 1890 a m, Gearhert Park at
1920 m, and Seaside at 1890 p m,
making direct connection at Warrel.ton
for Flavel.
Beginning Saturday July II, and ev-
cry Saturday thereafter the popular
Portland Seaside Flyer will laave the
Union Depot at 2-3o NJ, arriving at
Astoria at $40 NJ, Gerheart Park at
$40 m, and Seaside at SO IN,
making direct connection at Warrenton
for Flavel.
In connection with this improved
service, round trip season excursion
tickets between Portland and all Clat-
sop ard North Beach points are sold at
81 for round trip and Saturday special
round trip tickets between same points
good for return passage Sunday at $500
for the round trip.
Special Season communication tickets
good for FIVE round tripst from Port
land to all C1atsop and North Beach
points sold for SIS, Beach excursion
tickets issued by O. R. & N and Van
couver Transportation Go will be honor
ed on trains OF this company in either
direction between Portland and Astoria,
Additional information viii be gladly
furnished on application to J. G. Mayo,
G P & P A Astoria, Ore, or B I, Lewis,
Comm,l auditor 248 Alder st. Portland!
Ore.
Write for the novel and catchy Seaside
just issued telling about sum-
mer girls, seaserpents and sunsets. at
Seaside.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
MAY GET ROUTES YET.
A Letter From the Postoffice Depart
ment to Senator Mitchell.


There is "a prospect that after all,
Rural free delivery routes numbers
two and three out of Corvallis will
yet be put into operation. Things
have been adding with reference tc
those routes. Letters making a
statement of the facts and signed
by Senators Mitchell and Fulton
were sent to the department. Let,
tiers of the same purport. and re-
viewing the situation were forward
ed by Postmaster Johnson. News
paper articles covering the case and
representing the injury done those
who had purchased mail boxes were
also forwarded.
In consequence, Postmaster John
son has received a telegram from
the department, announcing that
the routes would be Investigated.
Following the telegram came let
ter sent by the department to Sena-
tor Mitchell, saying that the action
Ievoking the routes would be recon-
sidered and indicating that the
routes would be put in operation.
"A portion of the letter is as follows:
Referring to the request OF your
self and Senator Fulton on the es-
tablishment of rural routes from
Corvallis, Oregon, it is admitted
that there is great force in the argu-
ment that an order has been issued
by the department for the, establish
ment of the routes, the postmaster
notified, and the patrons as result
of such notice had secured boxes.
In view of this condition as set forth
in your letter, it has been determined
to establish the routes, and later on
have them re-investigated, and so
arranged as to place them within
the requirements of the depart
ment."
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
WENT TWENTY-SIX BUSHELS.
First Wheat Threshed- Disced in
on Stubble Last Fall.


The first wheat field to be thresh-
ed seems to promise that the gener-
al yield of grain this season will be
good. 1t was field of forty odd
acres on the farm of Mr.. Jensen
across the river from Tyra Smith S
place, near Peoria. It was fall sown
wheat, disced in on stubble. From
wheat of the sort a yield of rs to
20 bushels is ordinarily expected.
The field in question made an av-
erage of 26 bushels per acre.
The threshing was done Monday
with Gaar-Scott thresher sold
by J. R. Smith & Co., to farm
ers near Peoria. 1t is a self.
feeder and blower with all the
modern attachments 1t worked to
perfection and the purchasers are
well pleased. Three hundred and.
twenty bushels of oats was thresh-
ed in an hour, rate equivalent to
about 4 900 bushels per day,
The machine will cross the river
next week and operate in southern
Benton.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
Reduced Excursion Rates.

The Southern Pacific Company has
placed on sale at very low rates round
trip tickets to the various resorts along
its lines, and also, in connection with
the Corvallis & Eastern Railroad, to De-
troit and the seaside at Yaquina Bay,
latter tickets good for return until Oct
ober 10th.
Three day tickets to Yaquina Bay good
going Saturdays Mondays are now on
sale at greatly reduced rates from all
points Eugene and north on both East
and Westside lines, enabling people to
spend Sunday at the seaside, Very
low round trip rates are also made be
tween Portland and the same points on
the Southern Pacific, good going
Saturdays, returning Sunday or Monday
allowing Portlnnd people to spend Sun
day in the country, and the out of town
people to have the day in Portland.
Tickets from Portland to Yaquina
Bay, good for return via Albany and
Eastside. or Corvallis and Westside, at
option of passenger. Baggage checked
through to Newport. A new feature at
Newport this year will be an up-to-
date kindergarten in charge on an ex-
peri Chicago teacher.
A beautifully illustrated booklet de-
scribing the seaside resorts on Yaquina
Bay has been published by the South
ern Pacific and Corvallis &, Eastern and
can be secured from their agents, or by
addressing W. E. Conan, G. P. A.. S.
P. Co. Portland, or Edwin Stone, Man
ager c. & E. R. R, Co, Albany, Or.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
TWO SALES.
Of Corvallis Property--To the Asy-
lum-Dentler Coming Home.

lum-Dentler Coming Home.
Much so1icitude is felt over the
health of A. c. White. He has
been seriously i'll for three weeks,
and is not improved.
Mrs c. A. Bushnell, of Seattle,
arrived Wednesday, for a visit with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh
Heron, of Irish Bend" >.
Sam H. Moore has sold the Nc
Caustland block, which he pur-
chased few days ago for $I,7o5,
to Mrs. Mckinney for 81, 800.
S. l.. Henderson has sold his resi-
dence property near the Armory to
Sam II. Moore. and is to leave
shortly for Southern Oregon, with
view officiating there.
Regular services at M. E. church,
South, tomorrow, Aug. 9, at II a.
m. Sunday school at 1oa. m. Wor-
ship with Congregational church
at night. Sermon by Rev. J. Reeves.
- Captain Dent1er is on his way to
Corvallis, on sick leave. He is to
arrive in San Francisco on the nth.
Whether or not he will be able =,
come at once to Corvallis, IS not
known.
salss Clara Wink1er, employed
formerly in several Corvallis homes,
was sent to the Insane Asylum
Thursday. Her case was unusual,
and Drs. Lee and Farra deliberated
long over it before an adjudgmenr
of insanity was returned. As finally
made Dr.. Lee did not sign the COM
mitment.
Manure to give away at the Brick
Stable,
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
Notice OF Final Settlement.

Notice is hereby given that the undersigt ed
executor OF the estate Of C. G. Vanderpool
ceased has filed in the County Court OF Benton
County. State Of oregon his final account as
such executor of said estate, ana that Saturday
the 18th day Of September at the hour of 2
O'Clock P M has been fixed by the court as the
time for hearing objections to said account and
DAVID vANDERPOOL. p
Executor of the Estate Of c. @.
VanderpooI. Deceased
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
NOTICE Of Final Settlement.
In the Matter OF the Estate

GEORGE w. COLLINS deceased
Notice is hereby given that we, lanes b. COL
Tins and William D. Collins, as executors of the
last VIII and testament OF George w Collins, de-
ceased have filed our final account ss such exec
utors with the clerk of the county court OF Ben
has liked Tuesday the oth day OF September.
1903. at the hour of two o'clock in the after
noon OF said day as the time, and the county
court room in the court house in Corvallis. Ore
gon, as the place for hearing any. and all ob1ec.
lions to the said account, and for settlement
thereof.
Dated this August 8, 1903.
WILLIAM D. COLLINS,
JAMES II. COLLINS,
Executors of the last Will and testament OF
George w. Collins, deceased,
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
Notice of Final Settlement.

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
administrators of the estate of Kinman Wander
pool deceased. has flied In the County Court OF
count as such administrator Of said estate, and
that Saturday September the 18th at the hour
of o o'clock p M. has been fixed by said court
as the time for hearing objections to said re-
port, and the settlement thereof.
VIRGIL A. CARTER,
Administrator Of the Estate OF Kin
man Vanderpool, Deceased
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08

Good Lots for Sale Cheap.
Expecting to leave Corvallis soon 1
have some good, we'll located lots for
sale cheap N. B. Avery.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08

When you want physic that is
mild and gentle, easy to take and
certain to act. always use Cham.
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tab.
let's For sale by Allen & Wood
ward.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08

To rent farm or stock ranch. Will
pay cash or give one third. Address
w. A. Rickard, Bell Fountain.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08

Two houses to rent, one six and ono
seven rooms, with barns. IS sheep to
let on shares. S. H. Moore.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
For Sale.

Thirty two inch Pitts separator and a
horse power, to be had for 500. Call
on or address,
R. C. Kiger, Corva Ills.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08

Buy your harvesting outfit from Nolan
& Callahan, Big stock to select from.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
REPoRT
On the Financial Condition of Benton County,
Oregon.
Oregon.

To County Benton County Oregon:
:oe5t s
1 January 7, 1897 to June 50, 1897.
o 1897 ez2e %
COUNTY .sss :
| July 1se7Juy = 1898.
sA'sss ssss at s of g 5 io | and
July July s County esaay Maa se @
7os86
July 1885, coant Outstanding Hd Huao Adm $3.50
July s. I8es-June 1899.
1893. July rs s2Gs
July l. 1899 Warrants redeemed since July 1906 SS eS5
July 1892 Total amount Warrants outstanding
July I, 1See-July
sy 5 1862 County ass July
53s47 S.
I9oo outstanding ssss7 20
July l. IeooJune Inc.
a @ se County County Warrants I ooons 90
45,1o9 s.
% county County .sa s7 =
July /, igor July {, 1902, Inc sr
% %dg.d and sgsafss
July sy 1891 Gss Rps sss s siy 1909 ss5zs
July 19o a haa, Of warrants redeemed since July 1901 1885 1855 80
q s6e 90
July y 1eo2.July 1908.
July Sssa @ss asi a Ga1a I
July j. 1905 warrants redeemed since July 1902 4ssa8 s
on
# s = e rs
earofH styearWo Firstly
admin itraton dnlin
], E, ,'o2]uy I'os
6sss4 6a p5p5 aa sss M 8 s'ssss ';s51 ;s5>
5
and July ~
ation; + &
adm $50 WOODY DIM
81 seszseoo July s8e6soo5 90
1,
sa crease ' o7s 81 decrease s1e7r,1s decrease saae
off L
Benton County Oregon June both
said County
of redeemed
[aEA1l VICTOR T. MOSES, County Clerk.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
For Rent

For Rent.
Furnished rooms, second door north
of M. E, church South.
Mrs. E. l. Fitch.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
Teas hers Examinations.

Notice is hereby given that the coun.
ty superintendent of Benton County will
hold the regular examination of appli-
cants for state and county papers at Cor
Wallis, as follows:
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08

-~-~~#
cants for state and county papers at Cor.
Wallis, as follows:
For State Papers.
Commencing Wednesday, August II,
8 O'Clock a. m. and continuing until
Saturday August IS, o'clock.
Wednesday -Penmanship, history,
spelling, algebra. reading. school law.
Thursday-Written arithmetic. theory
of teaching, grammar, bookkeeping,
physics, civil government.
Friday-Phy sioIogy. geography. men.
tai arithmetic, composition, physical
geography.
Saturday-Botany. plane geometry,
general history, English literature,
psychology. q =
For County Papers,
Comtnencing Wednesday, August II,
at 9 O'Clock a. M. and continuing until
Friday, August IA, at 4 o'clock p. m.
1st, and & 3rd Grade Certificates.
Wednesday, Penmanship, history.
orthography, reading.
Thursday Written arithmetic, theory
of teaching, grammar, physiology
Friday-Geography, mental arithmetic
school law, civil government.
Primary Certificates.
Wednesday-Penmanship, orthogra.
ply, reading, arithmetic.
Thursday-Art of questioning, theory
of teaching, methods, physiology.
Dated at Corvallis, this 2eth day of
July, 1908.
c. w, DENMAN,
County School Sup't.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
Dainty
Breakfast
Goods,

AS we'll as Choicest Delicacies
for lunch and dinner, can al
ways be found at our store.
We handle only 6rst-class
goods and can guarantee quail
ity. Everything offered for
sale here is strictly fresh and
just as represented. We car
ry a large stock Of selected
Family and Fancy Groceries,
and are sole agents for
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
Wanted.

9 A good heavy work horse. Apply at
Benton County lumber yard, Corvallis.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08

Buy your harvesting outfits at Nolan
& Callahan's,
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
For Rent,

A first class dairy farm with good es-
tablished milk business A mile andssa
half from Corvallis.
William Crees.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
Chase s. Sdnbcrfa
Digb Grade goffees.
p. r11. ZieroIf.
For Sale,

A lady's Imperial bicycle and lady's
gold watch and chain. Articles in good
condition, Inquire at Times Office.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1903-08-08
Wanted.

Wood. Inquire at TIMES office.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1903-07-23
ASHFORD.
WAakTnP6-


Mrs. Coleman Of Stafford is visiting
Mrs. Eta Wilbur.
r. s. AmIdon Is making extensive re-
pairs on his house.
Mrs. Louis Carpenter of Hartford is a
guest at Harvey Morey's.
Mrs. Bert White and the Misses Hutch
inson are visiting at e. L. Whites.
Charles Amidon had the misfortune to
cut his ankle with an axe recently.
Rev. G. L. Chamberlin will exchange
with Rev. Henry Ryder next Sunday.
Mrs. Herbert Barlow spent last week
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. G..
Taylor.
Miss Lillian Amidon Is at home after
spending few weeks with Mrs. Sears In
Mansfield.
Warrenville.
Mr.. and Mrs. David Mathewson spent
Monday In Willimantic.
The Ladies' Mission circle meets at the
parsonage Friday afternoon
Mrs. Mary Balch of Atwoodville Is the
guest of MIR. and Mrs. G. o. Balch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Wright Of Spring
field visited at r. II. Wright's recently.
Miss Edna Lines of New Haven has
been visiting Miss Earle at B. a. Gard
ner's.
Mrs. Harry Jenney and three children
of Burnside are visiting at Irving Ken
dall's. 3
Rev. and Mrs. G. G. Chappell attended
the Ministerial Union meetings" at Cur
leyviIle.
Henry Lanphear has returned from the
Hartford hospital, where he has been for
treatment.
Mrs. Ellen Weeks and Miss Lila of
Worcester are spending the summer at
at "Cornor Crest"
Mrs. Oscar Baker and children and
Mrs. Buell. Of North Ashford spent last
Thursday In Willimantic.
Edwin Marble returned to his home In
Worcester last week. Mrs. Marble and
family will spend the summer here.
Deacon and Mrs. r. L. Durkee and
Ralph Durkee Of Worcester, Mass, are
visiting Mrs. Emily Durkee at "Cornor
Crest"
The Ashford Bible Union society will
meet at Warrenville Wednesday, August
10th. An interesting program Is being
arranged.
Rev. &. p. Mathewson has returned to
Hopkinton, r. I. Mrs. Mathewson and
Miss Mabel will remain for visit at w.
L. Durkee's.
The services at the Baptist church on
Sunday were well attended and very
helpful. David Mathewson conducted a
very interesting @. e. meeting In the
evening.
The Press. (Stafford Springs, Conn.) 1883-1935, 1903-07-23
Not the Usual Result.

How can you afford to give away
these salt pickles with your meaIsY'
asked the man who dined cheapIy at
the little German restaurant around
the corner.
"Ah, but you forget they make the
awful thirst" said the proprietor. The
awful thirst makes trade for the bar.
Is 1t not the clever ideaT'
''They certainly do make one thirsty"
said the man at the table. 81 feel
those I've eaten already. Bring me-
The proprietor's face was a study I'm
expectancy.
Bring me another glass OF waterR'-
New York Tribune.