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, 1903-01-02
WHAT is THE REMEDY?

\ .Nrw York dispatch says: Mrs.
I.iIlir Drvcreaux Blake. in a talk to
the pilgrim Mothers at the Waldorf
Astoria yesterday, said this country
has . 500, 900 more single men than sin
81" women. even counting all the wild
ows and tn" girls of II. In New Eng
land thrr" is no state where there are
not more bachelors than spinsters.
In Wyoming, where women have
the vote, there are more than 10000
unmarried men to 1000 unmarried wo-
men
In view of these appalling Stats
tics. said Mrs. Blake, would it not be
well for the su%perfluous sex to try to
make things a little pleasant for the
desirable SEX"
The Republican believes Mrs. Blake's
criticism is unjust to the sterner sex.
Things are being made pleasant for
the ladies. Were it not for the fact
that women are being admitted to the
professions and trades OF ar equality
with their brothers. it is likely the sin
gle women. or the greater part of them,
would be looking after the duties of a
housewife. From a standpoint of JUS
tice. there is no question but that our
girls are entitled to receive the advant-
ages derived from a business college
OF university training. but their COM
petition in the world of business has
a tendency to make fewer homes.
Mrs. Blake offers no solution to the
problem of equalizing the discrepancy
between the number of males and the
number of females. A bloody war
might accomplish the result. or pos
sibly more males shoGld be hung. Ac-
cording to her statistics. and they ap-
pear to be correct, we could spare 49,
900 males from Wyoming and still every
| girl above the age of IT would be left
a mate.
, 1903-01-02
ALL WRONG.
The Mistake Is Made by Mary LaE
mic Citizens.

Don't mistake the cause of backache.
To be cured you must know the
cause.
1t is wrong to imagine relief is cure.
Backache is kidney ache.
You must cure the kidneys!
A Laramie resident tells you how
this can be done.
James Larson, of 615 First street,
says: owing to a strain caused by
overexerting myself l suffered a great
deal for a year or two from a pain akin
to rheumatism in my right arm and a
dull ache in my loins. During that
time l tried different remedies, but If l
had obtained any marked success l
never would have gone to the Laramie
Drug company's store for Doan's Kid
ney Pills. They quickly, quietly and
very thoroughly created a healthy nor
NAL action Of the kidneys and when the
secretions from those organs becomes
normal backache ceased. l cannot
speak too highly of the merits of this
preparation"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Melbourn Co., Buffalo,
N. Y, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no substitute.
, 1903-01-02

ally be ru"es a part of the tax just as
the la. says on January first of each
year aaI the has no more
right t. abate the penalty than he has
tu aba'" the tax itself. Every lawyer.
c}rry rIdge and every county treas
urrr aIll admit the truth of this po-
-.tipI and yet We go on year after year
tiular.ug the law.
Tn G Il given for this action on
tho, ulrt of the county ~treasurers is
that 'u" poor people are the benefici-
a..,. and that it is not good policy for
-,,, umrnts to grind down the poor.
T. II Norc TIT that the poor people are
the ones who gain by this practice,
there might be some little justification
for .. but generally speaking it is not
.Iru. More often the man who can
We. afford to pay his taxes promptly,
wIrNhOlds the money till the treasurer
threatens to advertise his property in
order that he may use the peoples
money till the last minute.
\ careful study of the laws
q, the state will lead any fair-minded
man to the conclusion hat we are no
So uuc" i" need of new laws as n more
rigid and equitable enforcement OF
ihuS" We now have.
, 1903-01-02
PATENT

A man that compounds or inventa
! something that is Just a little better
than the next best thing, is certainly
entitled to the best share Of the pro
fit to be derived from the rale of the
article. So he patents or copyrights
to protect his interests. Patented
goods are good goods. poor goods are
never patented. We have 20 years OF
trial behind us to give us the assur.
ance that we have the best medicine
compounded for the cure of Dyspepsia.
Sick-head-ache, Biliousness, Indiges-
ton. and all Stomach disorders. We
protect the public as well as ourselves
by keeping the formula a secret. As
long as we make 1t ourselves we know
it is made right and 1t cures these
diseases. Druggists tell us that It Ii
one medicine that the sale is ever on
the increase. To get the best remedy
for dyspepsia or Indigestion ask the
druggist for DR.. Gums Improved Liv.
er Pills. Price 25 cts. per box, only
one for a dose. We will send q trial
box free by mail. or 2 full box on re
ceipt of Csc. Address br. Bosanko Co.,
Philadelphia. Pa. For sale by Frank H.
Eggleston and A. hcordiner, drug
sists. Laramie. Wyo.
, 1903-01-02
9islocated Her Shoulder.

Mrs. Johanna Soderholm. of Fergus
Falls, Mimi. fell and dislocated her
shoulder. She had a surgeon get it
'ack Il place as soon as possible, but
ii waf quite sore and panied her very
muchi Her son mentioned that he had
seen {Chamberlain's Pain Balm adver-
~tisedifor sprains and soreness, and she
asked him to buy her a bottle of it,
which he did. 1t quickly relieved her
ana enabled her to sleep, which she
had Lot done for several days. The son
was so much pleased with the relief
it gaze his mother that he has since
recommended it to many others. For
sale ~. Frank H. Eggleston, druggist.
, 1903-01-02
A DESERVED PROMOTION.

Ex-Governor w. A. Richards. who
will succeed Hon. Binger Hermann as
commissioner of the general land of,
fee, is strictly a self-made man, hav-
ing come squarely up from the ranks
OF the nations hard workers. In the
early days of the development of this
western country he was a surveyor and
aided in running the line between Col
o1ado and Wyoming. Later he located
in the ranch business in the Big Horn
basin, where he now has a very valu.
able property. From 1889 to 1898 he
was surveyor-general of Wyoming and
III 1894 was elected governor of the
state, filling both those positions with
the distinguished ability that has
marked his every official act. Shortly
after the completion of his term as
governor of this state he was rendered
the position of assistant commission
er of the general land office by Presi-
dent Mckinley. He has held that po-
sition ever since. It vas Governor
Richards who conducted the sale of
the Indian lands in ttSCherokee strip,
Introducing the I.4ery system of allot-
uent with entire satisfaction to the
settlers. He is peculiarly fitted for the
position to which he is about to be ad-
vanced and will unquestionably per-
form the duties thereof to the honor
and credit of himself and the entire
nation.
, 1903-01-02

THe crowned heads Of every nation,
Tha rich men, poor men and misers
All Join in paying tribute to
De'Vitt's Little Early Risers.
H. Williams, San Antonio. Tex,
writes: Little Early Risers Pills are
the b4st I ever used in my family. I
unhes tatingly recommend them 10
everybody. They cure Constipation
BiliouSness. Sick Headache, Torpid
Liver, Jaundice, malaria and all other
liver troubles.-Laramie Drug Co.
WILLIAMSON & Stephenson, pharmacy
graduatss
, 1903-01-02
A Scientific Discovery.

Kadol does for the stomach that
which it is unable to do for itself, even
when but slightly disordered or over.
loaded. Kodol supplies the natural
juices of digestion and does the work
of the stomach, relaxing the nervous
tension, while the inflamed muscles OF
that organa are allowed to rest and heal.
Kodol digests what you eat and enables
the stomach and digestive organs to
transform all food into rich. red blood.
Drug Co., Williamson &
Stephenson, pharmacy graduates.
, 1903-01-02
What ModestY.

Il don't see" said the sensible girl,
how YOU could bring yourself t run
around after that actor; such a con-
ceited stick as he is
You're mistaken" replied the mat
inee girl. Hes just as modest as he
a be. Why. when | asked him
whom he considered the greatest &C
tor in the world, he actually blushed
and replied thai it wasn't for him to
say"
, 1903-01-02
FRIDAY, JANUARY ., 1903.

President Roosevelt has done away
with the senseless custom of having
White House servants swing doors for
the president and his family. He is OF
the wise opinion that an election TO the
highest Office of the nation does not
necessarily incapacitate "A person phys,
ically. In his democratic simplicity he
is purely American and his example
will goa long way toward the better,
people,
, 1903-01-02

The stand of Governor DeForest
Richards against %pardoning some con,
vict just because it is Christmas day
viii meet with the approval of all the
broad-mipded people of the tate. II
a man is deserving Of a pardon. it
should come as a matter of course. and
at any season of the year. If he is not
deserving. then he should remain in
the pcnitentiary till his sentence ex.
pires. One by one the cobwebs that
befog the intellect are being brushed
away.
, 1903-01-02

A member of a Sunday school was
n day asking some children ques-
tons On Bible knowledge. So far as
he had gone the children did very
well. but when he asked:
Where does the word holy first
occur in the Bible?". the children
could not answer for a minute or so,
till a sharp urchin stood up and said:
please, sir, on the cover"
, 1903-01-02
Saved.

Heidi you hear about that Min
nesota man who committed suicide
because he couldn't get married?
She-O, Mr.. Bicycles, would you do
such a thing?
He-I don't know, l might il
She-Percival! Take me. l could
not live with such a thing on my
conscience.
, 1903-01-02

Yes" said the aeronaut. my flying
machine is a failure. I'll know better
next time"
wouldn't it fy?"
mo. But that didn't make SO much
difference. My mistake was in max
ing it so big that l couldn't bring it
into the lecture hall where the audi.
ence could see it."
, 1903-01-02

A big irrigation company has been
organized at Denver to reclaim lOO. OOO
acres of land within aJfew miles of that
city. The scheme is a gigantic one,
but will certainly return a profit to the
projectors Water will be stored in
reservoirs and will be conserved from
the flood waters of the South Platte
and North Fork thereof. A tunnel IF
teen miles long and a canal eighty
miles long are a part of the necessary
work to be performed.
, 1903-01-02
Wouldn't Say.

you say you saw my Willie half
an hour ago." asked Willie's mother.
Where did he say he was going?"
Tommy Stout.
Didn't he tell you l had sent him
on an errand to the corner grocery"
20, yes. ma'am. but he didn't a
where he was going"
, 1903-01-02

Gimme a dollar aid Br'er VIII
liams. ZEN I'll vote fer you wen you
runs fer office"
But never intend running for of
flee
En- you gwine ter live yo' days in
Georgia."
Il hope to-"
"All | got ter say den," he NUT
tered, as he shufled off. "is-you
cant be right in yo' mind.'-Atlanta
Constitution.
, 1903-01-02

YES" said the angel child, Il gived
all my toys to those poor children.
cause they wanted 'em SO bad"
How sweet of lne dear! | must
buy her a doll for Christmas" said
auntie, when she heard of it. And The
angel child heard and smiled{ Sc
renely.
II thought So" said she.
, 1903-01-02
COLLECTION OF TAXES.

We notice in nearly all the state pa,
pers that the county treasurers of wy
oming have been making the old bluff.
They have advertised that taxes would
become delinquent and that the penal
ty would become a part of the tax af-
ter Dec. 81. That is the law, but it has
not been the practice. In fact, the PEN
, 1903-01-02
suRE cuRE EoR PILES.

itching Piles produce moisture and
itching, this form, as well as Blind.
bleeding or Protruding Piles are cured
by DR.. Bo-san-ko's Pile remedy. Stops
itching and bleeding. Absorbs tuinuis.
soc ajar at druggists, or sen by mail
Treatise free. Write me abou. your
case. DR.. Bosanko. Philadelphia. Pa
For sale by F. H. Eegleston and A.
II. C%ordiner. druggists. Laramie. Wyn
, 1903-01-02
The Man with the Hoe In idaho.

\ new folder issued by the Oregon
Short Line Railroad company hears the
above title. 1t Is issued in the interest
Of h~omeseekers. and gives an excellent
and interesting description and write
ur Of Idaho as an Irrigation state. A
copy can be had ~ addressing
q. E. hurley, D. 8. SPENCER.
G. P. & T. A. A. g. P. & T. A
Salt Lake City. Utah
, 1903-01-02

How did that poem of yours turn
out?"
oh" answered the author, there
was the difference of opinion that
usually attends the production of a
masterpiece. The postmaster insisted
that it vas first-class matter and the
editor insisted that it was not"
, 1903-01-02
Wanted a Years Guaranty.

IT'S almost impossible, dear, to
lease a house for a shorter term than
one year. nowadays" he said. so, to
protect myself, must ask you-'
Ask me WHAT" interrupted his
bride-to-be.
ITO agree not to seek a divorce
until the expiration of the first years
lease.'-Catholic Standard.
, 1903-01-02

"Willetts, who is that girl at the
other end of the parlor?"
I've been trying all evening to
think of her name. She's rather pref.
ty, don't you Think"
Rather pretty? By George, she's a
peach!"
"Ah, that helps me to recall her
name. She is a Miss Crawford"
, 1903-01-02
veromciou

whats the matter, Jimsby? You
look bothered"
II am. I had a happy home until
my wife joined one OF those philan-
thropic clubs and promised to do some
little thing every day to add to my
happiness, and now she's got so many
ideas l can't rest"
, 1903-01-02

THE late Col. Guppinger, | believe"
said the man who had called, after the
lapse of a suitable time, to collect
materials for a biography, was a
band"
He was interrupted the widow,
"but people wouldn't believe that.
Just say he was a devoted husband"
, 1903-01-02
The ST. PAUL CALENDAR
FOR 1908,

Six she's IOxl5 inches, of beautiful
reprodf J.us, in colors, Of pastel draw
ings b FIR. On, is now ready for distrr-
button an. will be mailed on receipt
OF twsu,y i've (25) cents-coin or
stamps Address Claude S. Williams.
Conf A15nt.Salt Lake City Utah.
, 1903-01-02

Mr.. Farwest-I met my Ga school
mate. Lakeside, to-day, for THO first
time in an age. and | thought from
the way he acted when I mentioned
yen that you and he must have had
some romance or other before we
net.
Mrs. Farwest-No romance about It.
W" were married for a few years.
that's all.
, 1903-01-02

u you appreciate good workmanship
there is but n place you will go for
your printing-to The Republican Of
ice. The Best" u our motto.
, 1903-01-02

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
fails to cure. E. "A Groves signature
IS O. e7"l box. 25c.
, 1903-01-02

alpha CHAPTER NC. !, @. =. S.
Meets the first and third Tuesday
evengins of each month ir Masonic
hall. Mrs. Fannie Settele, ". NJ.
Mrs. Mary e. Hynds. Recorder.
, 1903-01-02

II have often wondered" remarked
the Ia who likes to suggest things
to the editor, why your paper does
not run a department devoted to auto
mobile news"
I'VE do" replied the editor. Two
of EN-"
why. l never saw them" said the
%suggester.
"Police court reports and obituary
column" snapped the editor.
, 1903-01-02

mead out tlfOuSH Ihe CIT
Why" she asked tie mai on the
station platform, did you speak now
Of hat singular looking machine as
'she'?"
Because, mann" replied the mar
on the platform, its a Hati snatch
err"
And she took her head in again.
, 1903-01-02

HERMION TEMPLE NO :, RATH-
BONE SISTERS. Meets first and third
Thursday evening in K. of P. hall.
Mrs. Maggie Langheldt. NJ. Z. c..
Mrs. Maynie Fishe-. NJ. of r
, 1903-01-02

BE careful. my dear, or you'll burn
your fingers" warned Miss Passion.
by's sister, as that young lady began
kissing her hand to her lover across
the street.-The,
, 1903-01-02
RIGHT In Their Line

Right in Their Line.
How did your baseball game come
out?'
"They mopped the ground WIN u.s."
81 thought they would when l heard
you calling them a scrub nine.'
, 1903-01-02
A Gentle Hint.

"Breverin, de collection am berry
fine to-day. Nine suspender buttons!
Now, if de congregation will kindly
put a pair ov pants in de plate mex
Sunday, de church will be berry CRATE
full"
, 1903-01-02
a D RGANIZATIoN

CUSTER CORPS NO. 20 y. r. c
Meets first and third Monday evenings
in G. A. r. hall.
Mrs. S. J. Miller. Pres.
Mrs. Kittie Appleman Secretary.
, 1903-01-02

Wat kind of a letter did your hus-
band write when he was away?'
He started: My Precious Treas
ure, md ended Ky sending love-"
How did yru answer"
Il started with: My Precious
Treasurer md ended with Send me
fifty"
, 1903-01-02
SOCIETY DIRECTORY.

Secretaries Of organizations will
please notify this Office of any change
Of offers or other corrections desired.
, 1903-01-02

The state librarian, c. G. Coutant,
has completed and filed his official re
port with Governor Richards, stating
the condition of the library and the re,
ceipts and expenditures for the past
two year. Mr.. Coutant has rendered
excellent service in his position and
will no doubt be reappointed. The re-
port shows quite a growth in the Ii,
brary and more especially in the mis-.
cellaneous collection which has 10Y
become very valuable. There has been
1ap made for q clerk, which
nded with the increased
mttter.-Leader
, 1903-01-02

WYOMING CIRCLE NO. Isl. WO,
MEN OF WOODCRAFT. Meets first
and third Friday evenings in l. o. o.
F. hall. Mrs James Foster, W. G.
Mrs. Mary E. Jynds, Clerk.
, 1903-01-02

LARAMIE REBEKAK LODGE NO.
|, |. O. o. F. Meets secopn D fourth
Thursdays evenings inb. . =. F. hail.
Mrs. Eliza Davies, N. G.
Mrs. A. T. Foster, Secretary.
, 1903-01-02
Curiosity 6ppeased,

TIE "-.1:'e- serE.r s:,:.. her
, 1903-01-02

Seevelt has made a long
ySrd International arbitration
listing that the Venezuela diff
Guilty shall be referred to the Hague
court. When the car of Russia first
called the peace conference the world
smiled, but it is working out into a
court that will serve the same purpose
for the nations in general as the SUI
preme court of the United States does
fol- this particular nation. The prece;
dent established by England, Germany
and the United States referring an i'm,
portant matter like the ecent trouble
to that court will be followed by lesser
powers in the settlement of their differ
ences and vast sums of money will be
saved. Var is the most expensive
thing the world now has to contend
with and if it can be dispensed with
and the swords turned into pruning
hooks, millennium will be considerably
nearer.
, 1903-01-02

p w. BAXTER, JR., LODGE NO
81, B. of R. T. Meets first Wednes
day afternoon and third Wednesday
evening in G.. A. R. hall.
Oscar Morris. Nasty.
g. F. Nicely. Secretary.
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for every place to be filed. The i'm
portance OF keeping politics out OF the
army will increase with the improvement
OF the militia and it's closer union with
the Regular army. become established
facts now; and with the lessening OF the
power of personal influence will come
q better feeling throughout the army.
Upon the subject Of appointments made
BY influence Gen. SCHwAN speaks feel
ingly. He says;
Any one uascaas'n,ed With army ii'e and con-
d,.ons cannot realize the good or the harm hat
results az times directly Indirectly. from sin
sle approximations IL encourages and ouoys
Up every otrer whose keart IS IN his work, II good
and deserved and Row Il depressos sad dlseour-
ages him !. bad or uadesered. Naai
can be expected froui n Colonel Of regiment who
lime and time again sas been overslsushed By
,anors and aAs thus been dlScredted In the eyes OF
his officers and mem The command Of res meat
Involves 50 much Cor good or eVl that the manner
N which IL !se1erclsed should pota; ihe way either
TO adv anceraeri or retirement
II is evident that Gen. SCHwAN appre-
GATES fully the vast power that the COM
Ing General STAFF may have. and desires
10 see that power properly directed.
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Public Rights and subway Construction.

FROM YcsfFrdds's Nev York Tribune.
The cuv-and-coyer method Of tunnel con-
.,rr,c,ion necessarily causes great losses 20
shopke4pers and immense inconvenience 20
the general public. II ought 10 BE- avoided. II
possible in building other under ground roads
such as the Rapid Transit Commission is con-
siderinz already and the requirements Of this
city all sooner or later demand. The subject
is worthy Of earnest attention, and We are glad
10 observe that The SrN has taken it W..
The Rapid Transit Commission should have
learned from the experience Of the last three
wears that the construction OF a tunnel by the
cut-and-COveT system Is a dreadful affection.
The people have endured Il with marvellous
patience and even where their patience has
been wantouy abused. a. IL long VAS IN PARK
row. complaints have been as'onisEln giy, per
haps tiiscreditab.y few. in addition 10 the
general inconvenience and the danger, in
rnense losses have been suffered By merchants
many OF whom can never be reimbursed BY an
increase OF Irade due 10 the operation Of the
road Others ought. If possible, 70 De relieved
from paying so heavy a contribution TO the
cost Of an enterpris" which Is sure 10 bring
great profits 10 the contractors,
II is supposed that n" deep-lunnel system
would b- more expensive, notwithstanding
the direct and indirect cost Of shifting and
keeping in uss a network OF pipes. wires and
surface tracks But that is lot a controlling
consideration The public has paid too much
for what IL is going 20 get for its burdens ght
have been made lighter. In future operations
OF q similar character more regard must Re
shown for the rights o. the people. whether the
present system De continued or different one
adopted. and IL is 20 De hoped that means Will
be- taken 10 save them wholly from miseriss
which London and Paris would never submit
70 for q moment
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Bogus.

The Erening Dispdtch Of Columbus
Ohio, prints the subjoined resolution as
one that was adopted by the Hooking
county Republicans at their recent con-
venton, but -smothered or suppressed
by the editor of the local party paper:
We feel keenly the disgrace put upon the E!ev.
en,A Congressional district by our Congressman
In lending rs name and o:Iolal character 20 qVes
tioEablc private enterprise and accepting large sums
Of money for which 10 other adequate service Was
rendered"
The Representative of the Eleventh
Congress district is the Hon. CHARLES
HENRY GRosvENOR, whose recent mOnu-
mental enterprise, the Book Of the
Presidents, Is apparently referred to in
the alleged resolution.
We say alleged resolution, because
there is no evidence that we know OF,
| beyond the statement of two wicked
| Democratic newspapers, one of them in
Cincinnati and the other the Dispatch OF
Columbus, that the Hooking county Re-
publcans have in convention denounced
their eminent Congressman for his part in
, one of the great literary achievements
Of the twentieth century
Therefore we unhesitatinC.y brand the
alleged resolution a. fraudulent, and de-
clare furthermore that its publication
in Ohio Is both malicious and unfair
to Gen. GRosvENoR. Malicious, because
some people will regard the resolution
as genuine. Unfair because the dis
tingushed author OF the Book of the
Presidents cannot contradict the false
report without seeming TO advertise his
own literary reputation.
| His modesty would rather suffer in
silence than incur that reproach. There
| fore, we come 10 his assistance.