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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-11-13
HERD OLE IRISH BULLS.
some Mixed Metaphors Credited TO sons
Of the Emerald tsie

some Mixed Metaphors Credited TO sons
Of the Emerald Isie.
A collection Of Irish bulls was pub
ilshod recently by a contemporary.
Here are some OF them. from House.
hold Words; A certain politician. late
~ condemnlng the government for Its
recent policy concerning the income
tax, Is reported to have said: They'll
keep cutting the wool on the sheep that
lays the golden eggs until they pump
II dry" 1.-THE glorious work will never
DO accomplished until the good ship
Temperance shall sail from one end OF
the land TO the other, and with n cry
OF 'Victoryr at each step she takes shall
plant her banner In every city. town
and village In the united kingdom" An
Irishman. In the midst OF a TRADE
against landlords and capitalists, de-
clarod that ~ these men were landed
on an uninhabited island they wouldn't
be there half an hour before they
would have their hands In the pockets
OF the naked savages." Only a few
weeks ago lecturer at n big meeting
gave uttoranco TO the following. "Au
along the untroddon paths OF the future
we can see the footprints OF an I'M
seen hand" An orator at one OF the
university unions bore of the palm OF
merit when he declared that the Brit
ish lion. whether It Is roaming the des-
erts OF India or climbing the forests OF
Canada. viii not draw in It's horns or
retire into lis she'll"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-11-13

seicntioualy Fny Doans Kidney Pills
caused a general Improvement In my
health They brought great relief by
les1oulng the palm and correcting the
action Of the kidney aecrctl0na"
Doan's Kidney Pills Tor sale by all
dealers Price 90 cents Foster MI
burn Co. nnnnlo. n. Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-11-13

R1v. Jacob d. Van
Dorsn. OF o. Sixth IT..
Fond du lac. wis,
Pre- bytorian clergy.
man says: Il had at
tacks which kept mo
in the house Tor days
time, unable 20 do
anything what I sui.
iered can hardly bo
told Complications set
DO. the particulars Of
which / will be pleased
20 give in q personal
Interview 10 any ono
who requires informa.
ton This / can con.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-11-13
cntorrh cannot be cured

with LOCAL APPLtC ATIONs, ~ they cannot reach
the seat ~ the disease Chlrrh "a blold or oonsf
tutona disease aud IN order 20 euro you must tAe
intern N remedies Halls Catafrh cure " tAksn In
ternaiy and actc directly on tho blood and mucous
surfaces. Hare Ca'arrh Curo IL not quark nee
feline ID was prescribed by one " the best physicians
n THIS country f1r years and Il regular prescription
Ia h composed ~ the best tonica known, comhlnet
with the best blood purIncrs ting directly on Tue
mucous surfaces. Tho perfect combination o. W.
two ingredients q what produces su'h Wonderiu
result IN curinr Catsrrh Send cor Testimonials free
~. CHENEY CO., pfvpa., Toledo, o.
Sold ny druruiats price 80.
IIallH Iamlly pilla are tho best.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-11-13

A Brussels tBelgluml bank ia using
six-horsepower automobile for col
Letting purposes It is completely
closed IN the rear. the only means OF
entering the car being through the
front. directly past the driver.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-11-13

CarFler Pigeons 40 Medical Practice
A doctor In tho Highlands OF Scot
land distributes carrier pigeons among
his patrons. TO be released when his
services are needed.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-11-13

Colt On o. a "4rolia'
r Nalfn C?,rEna n pef ,urned
.g,. 30 3 " nuEeot ON - farn and has
'. refused fabulous prices for his
To- Whic' are near Lpnoir.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-11-13

Electric Lines In Germany.
Germany has but 2.117 miles OF cleo
trio car lines.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-11-13
A SECRET OF THE SEA.

N THE year 1919
the Honorable East
India oompany'a
ship the Star OF In
dia set sail from
Madras for London,
having on board
over 200 passen-
gers. and among
them Lord Glen
ham. Gen. Swift.
Lady Artwoll and
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Checks and Drafts.

A bank check is really a sight draft
on the depositor's bank. It differs from
a draft in wording and is used in pay
ing n creditor, whereas a draft is COM
monty used as a means of collecting
money from a debtor. The bank is
obliged to pay a check if 1t has funds
enough of the drawer to meet it, but
the person on whom a draft is drawn
may or may not honor it at pleasure.
Another use to which merchants put
drafts is in sending re1nittances from
one part of the country to another, for
as banks keep money on deposit in all
of the large commercial centers bank
draft is simply the banks check draw
ing on it's deposit with some other bank
which it calls it's correspondent. Banks
sell these drafts or cashier checks" to
customers.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
SOIicitOus About Him.

An artist who was spending a month
in the neighborhood had asked Mrs.
LaWton's permission to make a sketch
of the little bridge in her meadow.
The permission was given, and Bobby
had been spending the morning with
the artist.
Il stood close to him all the time"
announced Bobby triumphantly, land
I watched him, and talked to him a
good deal so he wouldn't be lonesome
I'm afraid perhaps you bothered
him, dear" said Bobby's doting moth
err
ooh, no, L didn't, mother" said Bob
by. HE liked me. He said he was
real interested in me. He Kept looking
at his watch so he could tell me when
II O'Clock came, SO needn't be late for
dinner. He even made me show him
what thick shoes 1 had on, for he said
twas so damp he was most afraid I
might catch cold"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
President at an Unwilling

Sharpsburg, Mo-, Sept. 1S.-Unde:
lowering skies the magnifcent monu-
ment erected on the historic battlefield
of Antietam by the grateful state Of
New Jersey to it's men who fell in the
great engagement, was dedicated. The
occasion was rendered particularly
notable by the presence at and parti-
cipation In the ceremonies of the pres.
dent of the United States and by Gov
ernor Murphy, the chief executive of
the state which was honoring it's
heroes
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
TWO WOMEN AND GIRL SLAIN
Kansas Farm Hand Who Had Been
spurned Suspected of Crime and
Nav Be Lynched.

Lebanon. Kan, Sept. 1S.-Mrs. Eliza
Payne, widow, aged IS years; her
daughter, Mrs. Edith williamson, aged
30, and the latter's daughter, aged
about Il years, were murdered in their
beds with a cultivator shovel about 1
O'Clock in the morning, fifteen miles
north of here, in Logan township, near
the Nebraska line.
Suspicion rests on a farm hand,
named Thomas Madison, aged 40, who
has been working in the neighborhood
and who has been in love with Mrs.
Williamson. who apparently spurned
his attentions. Madison is quoted as
saying that if Edith Williamson did
not marry him she would never marry
anyone. Madison has fed with officers
in pursuit. He may be lynched.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
SOVEREIGN GRAND LODGE
Odd Fellows Gather in Large Numbers at
Baltimore to Discuss the Good
OF the Order,

Baltimore. Sept %. - There are
thousands of Odd Fellows at Balti-
more now in attendance on the meet
ing of the sovereign grand lodge and
proceedings in connection Herewith.
The members of the sovereign grand
lodge were escorted to FO~d's Opera
House, where the lodge holds it's SEES
sions, by the Patriarchs Militant, and
once there the customary addresses of
welcome. etc, We're duly delivered.
The annual report of Grand Sire
and COmmander-in-C Chief John B. Good
win shows the order to be in -four
fishing condition. At the close of 1902
the returns were as follows: SubOr
dinate lodge membership, 1,O69,9
encampment membership, 154, $50; Re-
bekah lodge membership, brothers,
Isl, 1876; sisters, 25S,S5O, and, adding
Australia. sex not given, 1914, making
total Rebekah membership All ,955;
Patriarchs Militant membership, H.
ia
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
PARKS TO BE SHUT OUT
He and His Delegation Not To Be Admit
ted to the Structural Workers
Convention

Ills DcIesdtIOn MOI 10
ted to the Structural Workers
Convention.
Kansas City, Sept. 22.-ThC Interna-
tional Bridge and Structural Iron
Workers convention is in session here
and there is hot fight as to the adj
mission of Samuel Parks, the noted
New York walking delegate, and his
delegation. The committee on cred
entails, it is said, will report against
the seating of the Parks New York
union, which has been suspended. The
report against seating the suspended
New York union will, it is said, be
signed by five of the seven members
of the committee.
Delegates Flaherty, of Pittsburg, and
O'Brien, of Pueblo, will bring in a mi
nority report favoring the seating of
Parks and his seven delegates from
New York. Parks and his followers
will make a strong fight in the con-
ventiOn, but the outlook for success
on their part is not of the brightest.
When Parks union was suspended a
new union was organized, and this
union has a delegation here.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
NO HOPE FOR FINANCIAL BILL,
Result of Conference Between Secretary
Shaw and Mr.. Cannon Held in
Washington.

Washington, Sept. 22.-Secretary Of
the Treasury Shaw had long confer
ence with Joseph G. Cannon, speaker
of the house to be, and the subject
of financial legislation was the most
important thing discussed. 1t was
freely admitted at it's conclusion by of
ficials Of the treasury department who
have been urging that some bill be
passed { nat there is no chance now of
any financial legislation at the coming
session of congress.
Since consulting with senators and
representatives from various parts Of
the country Secretary Shaw has strong
ly urged the president to make no
specific recommendations for legis-
lation in his forthcoming message.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Sole Survivor of Tw enty. Two.

Norfolk, Va, Sept. 1S.-The British
steamship Rokby, Captain Shields,
which arrived here during the morn
ing from Port English, has on board
Domingo Ballo Reyarbaray, the sole
survivor of the crew of twenty two
men ON the british steamship Mexican,
which foundered with all on board off
the Florida coast Tuesday night.
Reyarbaray caught piece of wreck
age and managed to keep up until he
was seen
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25

But Thinks He Can No Longer Remain in
the Cabinet.

But Thinks He Can No Longer Remain in
the Cabinet.
IF, as l believe, you share these
views, it seems to me that you will be
absolutely justified in adopting them as
the policy of your government, al
though it will necessarily involve some
changes in it's constitution. AS secre-
tary for the colonies during the last
eight years l have been in a special
sense the representative of the policy
OF closer union, which | firmly be-
lieve to be equally necessary in the in
terests of the colonies and ourselves.
| believe it is possible today, and may
be impossible tomorrow, to make ar
engagements for such a union.
L have had uneXampled opportuni-
ties Of watching events and appreciat-
ing the feelings of our kinsmen beyond
the seas. | stand, therefore, in diff
ferent position to any of my colleagues,
and [ think that | should Justly be
blamed if l remained in office and thus
formally accepted the exclusion from
my political programme of so impor-
ti.nt a part thereof
Il think that with absolute LOYALTY
to your government, and with no fear
of embarrassing it in any way, | can
best promote the cause have at heart
from the outside, and l cannot but
hope that in a perfectly Independent
position my arguments may perceived
with less prejudice than would attach
to those of party leader
Accordingly, l would suggest that
you limit the present policy of the
government to an assertion of our free
dom in the case of all commercial rela-
tions with foreign countries, and that
you should agree to MY rendering nv
resignation of my present office to his
majesty and devoting myself to the
work of explaining and popularizing
these principles of imperial union
which experience has convinced me
are essential to our future welfare and
prosperity. Yours very sincerely,
JOSEPH CHAMBERLAIN.'
The first portion of this letter refers
to Chamberlain first speech on the
subject at Birmingham and Balfours
reply to the corn tax deputation.
Chamberlain says that neither of them
was intended to provoke a purely par
~ controversy. He points out the I'M
yielding opposition of the Liberal par
ty, which secuted the idea that a sys-
tenn generally accepted in 1916 could
possibly require modification in 1903.
Meanwhile the advocates of the recon
sideration were at great disadvan-
tage, owing to the admitted differences
of opinion inside the party. The polit-
ical organization of the party was pa
ralyzed.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Was Mayor of Chicago in 1914.

Chicago, Sept 22.-Alson S. Sher-
man, who was mayor of Chicago in
1914, IS dead at his home in Wauke-
gan. He was 90 years old. His death
was peaceful and he passed away
with his six children at his bedside.
Funeral arrangements will be an
nOunced later. Mr. Sherman had been
failing fast for several days. Up to
the middle of the summer, however.
he was in fairly good health and was
able to be out daily.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Now Counterfeit Notes Discovered.

Washington, Sept. 1S.-Chief Wilkie,
of the secret service, announces the
discovery of two new national bank
counterfeits. One is a 81 note on the
Peoples National bank, of Roxbury,
Mass, and the other is a s. note on
the Waltham National bank, of Walt
ham, Mass
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
OHIO Educator Kills Himself.

Columbus, Ohio, Sept. 21-Prof.
Fred c.. Clarke of the Chic State Uni
versity committed suicide by shooting
himself in the forehead with a 32-cali-
bre revolver. 1t is supposed that the
reason for the deed is to be found in
the fact that unfortunate investments
had been made in mining companies.
Professor Clarke leaves a widow and
two small children. Burial will prob
ably be made at Ann ArbOr, Mich.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Ohio Republican Campaign Opened.

Chillicothe, Ohio, Sept 21-The Re-
publican campaign in Ohio was opened
here with an unusually large parade,
followed by meeting in Yocatange
park. at which Governor Nash pre-
sided and speeches We're made by Sen
ators Foraker and Hanna. Myron T.
Herrick. candidate for governor: War
rem G. Harding, candidate for lieu
tenant governor. and others.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25

Washington, Sept. 21.-Miss Adel-
aide Fairbanks daughter of Senator
and Mrs. Fairbanks, was married at
noon to John w. Timmons. ensign,
L. s. n. The ceremony was per-
formed in palm bower arranged in
the tower window Of the large draw
ing room of the residence Of the brides
parents and was witnessed by family
party and q few personal friends.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
STANDS BY HIS GUNS
Chamberlain Prefers Liberty OF
Action to Post in the
Cabinet.
SO He RESIGNS his PORTFOLIO
Birmingham Statesman, Committed
to Imperial Federation, Will
Continue His Fight for
That Principle.

London, Sept. 21.-Lord Balfour Of
Burleigh secretary for Scotland, and
Arthur Ralph Douglass Elliot, financial
secretary 10 the treasury, have re-
signed, and their designations have
been accepted by the king. Elliot was
not in the cabinet. These two resig-
nations make total of four vacant
cabinet posts ard one secretaryship at
BalfOur's disposal.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Chicago Thug Murders a woman.

Chicago, Sept. 19.-Lying face down
ward in a pool of blood with her skull
crushed in two places, the body of Mrs.
Mary Spilka, 40 years old, was found
in her home. She had been murdered
for her savings, about 5000, by some
thug
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Preference Cannot DO Pressed.

However much we may regret the
decision; however, mistaken we may
think it, no good government in
feel. therefore, that as an immediate
practical policy the question of prefer
ence to the colonies cannot be pressed
with any hope of success at the pres
ent time, although there is very
strong feeling in favor of the other
branch of fiscal reform which would
give fuller discretion to the govern
ment in negotiating with foreign coCn-
tries for freer exchange Of commo-
dities, and which would enable our
representatives to retaliate if no con-
cession was made to our just de-
mands.'
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Say 10000 Were Slaughtered.

Sofia, Bulgaria, Sept 1S.-Further
reports from Kastoria say the city is
burning and that massacre of it's
population ESTIMATED to have num-
bered 10000 PERSONS was indescrib-
ably terrible. The Turks slaughtered
indiscriminately Bulgarians and
Greeks. men. women and children
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Iowa Banker Kills Himself.

Harlan, Ia. Sept. 21.-Edward w.
Davis, president of the Shelby county
bank, committed suicide by shooting.
His body was found in the furnace
room of the bank building. Davis was
once a member of the Iowa legislature
from POttawattOmie county. and was a
prominent citizen.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Evansville Convicts q Rioter.

Evansville, Ind, Sept. 19.-William
Trimble, aged >. was found guilty of
riotous conspiracy before Special Judge
Ireland, Of the Vanderburg county cir
cult court Sentence was not passed
on him. His trial began last Monday.
Several other cases of alleged rioters
will be tried next week.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
REMNANT IS PITTsBURG'S
For the Third Time the League Trophy
Goes to the Pennsylvania Iron
Metropolis.

Chicago. Sept. 10. - Pittsburg took
two games from Boston in the League
base ball playing and thereby won the
pennant for the third time.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Prominent Indianian Dead.

South Bend, Ind, Sept. 22-Former
County Commissioner Samuel Bow
man, one of the best known citizens
of northern Indiana lis dead at his
home here, after a long illness.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
MANY ShiDs Sunk in the Baltic.

Berlin, Sept. 1S.-A telegram from
Lubbock says that heavy gale is rag
ing on the Baltic. Several vessels have
been sunk, including five Swedish and
Norwegian, two Danish, and two Eng
lish boats. Many lives have been
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Destroy Town and Kill Inhabitants.

Sofia, Bulgaria, Sept. 1S.-The for
eign office here has received reliable
information that the Turks have de-
stroyed the town of Kastoria, thirty
six miles south of Monastir, and have
massa cred the population.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Death of Literary Woman.

Louisville, KY, Sept. 21.-Mrs. Eliz-
abeth Cherry Walty, the novelist and
literary editor of the Courier Journal,
is dead She came from Columbus,
Ohio, four years ago.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25

London, Sept 1S-The official an
nouncement of the designations of
Chamberlain and two other members
Of the cabinet was made late last night
at Downing street in the following
communication: ''The following min
listers have rendered their designations,
which have been accepted by the king:
Right Hon. Joseph Chamberlain, sec
rotary for the colonies; Right Hon.
G. L. Ritchie, chancellor of the ex-
cheQuer, and Lord George Hamilton,
secretary fer India. The accompany
ing correspondence passed between the
premier, Right Hon. A. j. Balfour and
Mr. Chamberlain"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1903-09-25
Country 10 Not Yet Ready.

Then follows Chamberlains letter,
dated Birmingham, Sept. 9, commenc-
ing: "My Dear Balfour," in which he
sets forth his reasons for his resigna
ton. An extremely interesting feature
of the letter is the following state
ment concerning preferential tar
if: ''For the present, at any rate, a
preferential agreement with our col
onies involving any new duty, how
ever small, on articles of food hither
to untaxed, even if accompanied Dy
reduction of taxation on other articles
of food equally universal in their con-
sumption, would be unaccepted to the
majority Of the constituencies.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1903-02-19

one Of the party il 20 carry il mind
the thought, q have given myself to
another. and I belong to that one as
that 0li8 belongs to me, and the ieel-
!nes, wishes and reculiarltios Of that
other I an IL duty bound to consider,
for or interests, our hopes, our fears,
cur JOYS, our SORROWS are identical It'll
death Us do part'.'
How inexpressihly dreadful will be
the feeling when the hour Of separa-
ton arrives in the course OF nature for
a sensitive soul to reflect upon the
nast, that instead Of love and peace
there we're continuous strifes, and jars,
and vexatIous squabblings, and bad
temper that imbittered the life and
t'1at darkened and blighted every pros
poet Of happiness. At such things
ANGELS weep and friends laugh to see
that which the good God has given for
the welfare G; man and meant to in
struct him and to prepare him tor
endless joy, turned to an Image OF the
place where there is perpetual night
and never-ceasiDg groans OF distress ;
for there can scarcely be on earth any
other thing that can so enrage soul
and I'll it with more fiery aud conflict
| ing emotions that lead to desperation
than 10 find the wolf in the fold and
tho homo irreparably ruined and
broken up.
Therefore how important it is that
men and women when entering the
holy estate OF matrinony should bear
| in mind what it means of love and
sacrifice, and for what purpose and tc
what end they say, or imply, "til
death us do part; for nothing this
,side Of heaven will bring greater salts
faction than a rue regard for these
words, OF greater misery and distress il
they are neglected, for on one side will
be peace, on the other shame and re
morse. For God will bless all those
* ho 'surely perform and keep the vow
nd covenant betwixt them made
and remain in love and peace togeth
~ hecauSe they honor God by living
according to His laws. But those who
| ,eein IN an evil course can only bring
n themselves shame and disgrace.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1903-02-19
The Eminent Kidney
and Bladder Socialist,

There is a disease prevailing in this
country most dangerous because so dec:p-
tive. Many sudden deaths are caused by
it-l.eart disease, pneumonia, heart iaiiure
CT aooniexy ere often the result OF kidney
disease. Il kidney trouble is allowed to ao-
vance the kidney poisoned blood will attack
the vital organs, OF the kidneys themselves
break down and waste away cell by ce;ii.
Then the richness of the blood-the albumen
leaks out and the sufferer has Bright's
Disease, the worst form of kidney trouble.
Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root the new dis
covery is the true specific for kidney, bladder
and urinary troubles. 1t has cured thousands
OF apparently hopeless cases, after ell other
efforts have failed. At druggists in fifty-cent
and dollar sizes. A sample bottle sent free
by mail, also book telling about Swamp
Root and its wonderful cures. Address
-sr. Kilrrer & Co., Binghamton. N. Y. and
snention this paper:
Don't make any mistake, but re-
member the name, Swamp-Root, DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the address,
Binghampton, n. Y, on every bottle.