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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-05
Henley was hit hard at ooportune times.

Totals. 6 8 q Is 4 Totals. s27 IS
sBatted for Henley in eighth inning. iBatted for
Waddell in ninth inning.
Detroit. ......... 0 o 0 1-6
Philadelphia. .......... 0 0 3 o.
base hits-Carr. 2. Stolen hase-Barrett. Left on
bases-Detroit, 10: Philadelphia, g. First base on
bals-Of Mullin, !; Off Henley. 6. Hit by pitcher
Barrett. Gessler. Schreck. Struck out-By Mullin.
8; by Henley, 8; by Waddell, 1. Umpires-Messrs.
Hassett and Carruthers. Time Of game hours.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-05
AMERICAN LEAGUE GAMES.
Cleveland, g; New York, 3.

Cleveland played perfect ball against the
New Yorks yesterday on the latter's ground
and won out by the score of @ to 3. Ches-
bro pitched fairly good ball. but five errors
nullifed his efforts. Moore pitched we'll
fro.,n cart IL, dniah Ccora.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-05

First base on errers-N. p. 8; Columbias, 4. Left
on bases-N. p, q ColumbfAs, 4. Struck out-By
Beckett, 8; by Buckingham. @. First base on halls
-Oh Beckett. 2. Three base hit-H. Beckett. Two
base hits-Hughes (2). Clotzbach, Bradley Sacri-
nce hit-wheatley. Double plays-WheatIey to Jen-
kins; Babson to Jenkins. Stolen bases-Babson,
Hughes, II. Beckett Umpire-Mr. Cole. Time OF
game-1 hour and 20 minutes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-05
Detroit, 6; Athletics, 4.

champion Athletics in Philadelphia yester-
day by the score Of to 4. Mullin was q
puzzle until the eighth inning. when a fine
batting rally was made by the Quakers.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-05
Boston. 10: Chicago. 8.

Boston. playing at home yesterday, con-
tinued its winning streak by defeating Chi
cago 10 to 3. Winter pitched effectively
throughout. while Dunkle was easy for the
hard hitting heaneaterS Score:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-05

st. Louis. ........... o 0 1 Q x9
First base by errors-W ashington. 1; ST. Louis, l..
Left on DISQUALIFICATION. g: st. Louis 8. First
out-By Patten. O. by Sudhon. 9. Three-base hit
Friel- Two base hits-Delehanty. 2. Sacrifice hit
Robinson Stolen bases-Anderson, Mccormick.
Double plays-Robinson to Moran to Carey; McCor-
nick to Padden to Sugden. Wild pitch-Patten.
Umpire-Mr. Sheridan. Time Of game-1 hour and
45 minutes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-05

SIXth .............. I I 2 z X-I4
First base on errors-Calvary, 2; Sixth, 9. Left
on bases-Calvary, Z; Sixth, Z. First base ais
on Dudley. 4. Struck out-By Dudley, Z; by
Smith. 4. Three-base hits-Kennedy, Woodward,
Smith. Two-base ht-Smith. Stolen bases-Bie-
laski. ]. Evans, Smith. Hit by pitcher-By Dud-
ley, 1. Passed balls-Russell. l.; Woodward 2.
Double plays-Price to Burke to g. Dudley; Bic
laski to j. Evans to Handiboe. Umpire-Mr. Barr.
Time of game-1 hour and so minutes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-05

IOr SueSDrO III Hlutu iuuiu6
Cleveland. ............. o 0 Go
New York .......... o o o q o o Ga
Earned runs-Cleveiand, 2; New York, l. Two
base hits-Keeler, Mcfarland, Long, Gochnaur.
Three-base nit-Flick. Sacrifice hit-Abbott. First
base on bals-On Moore, 2. First base on errors
Cleveland. 4. Struck out-By Chesbro, 1: by Moore,
4. Stolen bases-Bay. Bradley. Mccarthy. Double
pay-Williams and CAMEL Left on bases-New
York, 8; Cleveland b. Umpire-Mr. OLoughlin.
Time OF game-1 hour and 45 minutes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-05

Earned runs-Boston. 2. Two base 'hits-Collins
Isbell, DAILY. Three-base hit-Collins Stolen base
Collins, Parent, O'Brien, Jones. First base o.
balls-Of Winter, e. of DunkIe, 2. Struck out
By Winter, 6; by Dunkle, 3. Passed ball-Criger
Umpire-Mr. Connolly. Time Of game-1 hour an
As minutes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1903-06-05
Yesterdays National League Games

yesterdays NaL1OnaI League VameS.
Pittsburg, 3; Boston, 0.
New York, 8; Chicago. 1.
Brooklyn, 5; st. Louis g
Cincnna Il phia-Rain
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
AN AMATEUR DEFECTIVE.
A Knight of the Razor Who ShoNed q Qualifications for the sIeath
 Profession.

Sherlock Holmes has promising rival in a barber known to the PnIlaGeipnIa Record. He astonished one of h.s customers the other day by asking hIm If he were not left hand ed. The man admitted that he was, and suggested that the barber had probably seen nm hang up his nat.
 No, said the barber; "I have other ways of finding cat suca things. .I sec, too, that you are bookkeeper.'
 "4 es, admitted the customer. "your guesses arc correct How do you know"
 Its easy" said the barber In sham poolng your head 1 noticed ink on your hair at the left temple. This ink. 1 concluded, must have got there from pen resting on your left ear, which indicated that you were l person who used d pen great deal, as only such persons use their ears as pen racks.
 That didn't convince me that you were I beokkeeper, however, because literary man might stick his pen behind his ear for l learned of your profession when l applied the lather. This made the ink on your halr wash out. and l discovered TWO shades of ink--red and black. Nobody but q bookkeeper uses red and black ink, so lt was easy 10 class you as a bookkeper
 knew you were left handed because the ink was on the left side--the side that Ieft-handed writer would involuntariy use when sticking his pen back of his ear.
 Wonderful, wonderf~i" said the GUS toner. New suppose you stop talking for awhile, and finish shaving me-
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
WELCOME TO VENEZUELA.
Compliments Conveyed to American Representative in New
 Kind of English

Re ert (. Morris, a member of the board of arbitration for the settlement of the Venezuelan clam Is one of the most popular men in Caracas just now. He has been ire quently in receipt of letters from natives who wish to show their good will for one rea> on or ano; her. Peraaps tHe most unique and puzZling of these letters Is the folow3ng ef- fusion. written in English by a prominent Portuguese resident of Caracas. the Sene- zuelan capital, and which was forwarded to Mir Morris shortly after his arrival. MT. Morris Lad not discovered its real purport when cltY was forwarGed to friends in this city, relates d Chicago exchange. Here Is the puzzling document:
 MT Robert C. Morris: This gentleman has arrived few days ago to Caraca, as Arblt of the reclamation of | nited States of America in Venezuela.
 MT Morris came with his loving wife, she k very kind as handsome young lady.
 We are very satlstde to salut these nota- bles persons The great Mr. Morris makes us to write these few words: there are straHges who. l. so greatfull as Mir. Morris, We are not able to write anything about him, we are frightened to make any mistake, SO We shall wait other ecaton.
 "lmportant gentleman as Mir. Morris Tn Washington the Republic of Venezuela has call d to thim, for h.s intelegenee and for his honest person.
 We again salut to the United States and to especament Mir. Morris. to whom We wishes many happy days in Caracas and also to his wife, enjoy goodtock.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
The question Answered.


 Estill Springs, Tenn, Aug 24th.-Many questions are being asked oi MT. C. D. Holt 5f this place in regard to his wonderful re. covery. For two years he has been down with his back. He was so very bad that he could not even lace hls shoes, and from thls con dition he suddenly appeared well and strong ever.
 It Is no wonder therefore that his friends are asking him How did you do it?'
 He tells them all: "Dodd's Kidney Fills did 1t, and adds This remedy is genuine good medicine and one that l can heartily recommend to everybody.
 Everyone around here knows how very bad l was. l was so weak in my back that ing or bending over, and three boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills made me as you see, as wei as ever l was
 They certainly had wonderful effect on my case"
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
Emc,re State Expres. in Foot-Bail.

The New York Centrars Empire State Express is recognized as the sw1ftest and surest train operated by Americas greatest railroad. and considered the very best means to cover the ground in the time required. It is for this reason that the Harvard Uni verstv football team named their best and surestplay of the season of l903th Empire State Express,' for they believed 1t to be the most reliable play in their programme. It was successful throughout the season until it met Yale's goth Century Limited play, which was just as swift, sal e and sure, but'had longer endurance and was ''limtedn only by the size of the field The names of the rival teams very correctly describe the difference in the famous trains, the Empire State" running only from New York to Buffalo, while the ''20th Century Limited" makes the 9s0 miles between New York and Chicago in twenty hours every day of the year Great is the New York Central and great are the trains it operates-swift, safe and reliable.-From the Brooklyn Standard IliOa-
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
BRIEF BUT KILLING.
Horse Remedy That Was Not Rcc- commended. But Was Very Ef-
 fective In It's Way.

A recent West Philadelphia political meet ng Was marked by the telling ot the fol. owing story as illustrative ot the evil of being too laconic i'll everyday speech. Brev- fly Mas the distinguishing characteristic of tie village waerein lived Jim and Zach, tanners and each the owner of d horse. They met one cay and spoke as follows, relates the Philadelphia Times: 'Mornn', Jlm.3
 "Mornin', Zach.'
 w hat did you give your horse for the ,otts.'
 "Turpentne"
 Good mornni'
 Good mornn''
 They again encountered each other a few days later, with this result:
 "Mornin'. Jim
 "Mornin Zacht"
 What did you say you gave your horse for tie botts;"
 ''Turpentine
 Killed mine"
 Mine, too.
 Good mornin,."
 Good mornn!"
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Aching backs are eased. Hip, back, and loin pains overcome. Swelling of the limbs, dropsy signs, and rheumatic pains vanish.
 They correct urine with brick dust sediment, h fig h colored, pain in passing, dribbling, frequency. be d wetting. Doan's Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel. Relieve heart palpitation, sleeplessness, h @ a d a c h 0 , nervousness, dizziness.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
THE ABANDONED ORCHARD.

Half way up the southern slope There 1t dumbiy fingers, Weii-nigh dead to even hope, Passed by kindly fingers Sturdy trunk and gen'rous tough Which so oft have given, Twisted, scar and barren now;
 Wind and lightning riven. Once this orchard old was young, Coaxed and loved and tended; once its limbs a blesaom swung,
 And with fruit low-bended; Once the robin and the wren
 Hasteued here and lested; High it piled its store-and then
 Till the spring 1t rested. Oh. those dear, dear summers long, Filled with peace and duty; Days of hours golden throng,
 Nights of starry beauty Each October breathed Well done!" Winters friendly rigor Held 1t snug; and rain and sun
 Called l. forth in yigor. still one faithful redbreast pair
 Seeks the old-time hiving; Still some twigs their petals bear In pathetic striving; And when autumn comes, embrowned.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
The Summer Bath.

Nothing is more refreshing or invigor- ating in summer than d daily bath Use soft, tepid water and good soap Ivory soap IS ideal for the bath 1t is pure, fathers quickly and leaves the skin soft and white The bath should be taken early in the morning. CT just before retir-
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
Tho CIIunne.

passed through a tunnel before our mar riage." said the little woman, with sad reflections.
 And does he do so now?" asked the bosom friend.
 No, he takes drink" - Chicago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
chri.tinn Flirting.

Tie preseHt-dax behavior of yourg pee. pie is d continual source of regret to aged travellers. We used to hirt when l was young I don't say we didn't" said an old isdy, Sunday or two ago, who was travehng in suburban train to hear her favorite clergyman preach. T did 1t my self. but" with full consciousness of by gone attraetions-"I hirted in a Christian manner. not as girls do now. Spectator.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
New Variety of Summer.

Evidently the weather man has grown tired of hearing about the good old summer time, says the Chicago Tribune, and has decided to introduce a new variety of summer.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

The great fame of Doan's Kidney Pills is won by the wondrous power of the free trial to demonstrate surprising merit.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Stranger-I would like to have tooth pulled" Denti>t-"A man who would like to nave tooth pulled must be lunatic. Guess you'd better go to the nearest asy- luu ."-Boston Transcript
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
womnn,s opportupitx

The women editors. says the Chicago Reeord-Herald, should not overlook the story concerning the Illinois man who talked himself to death
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Jack told me that I was not like other girls. That what he tells all of Us Hes read somewhere that all women are dlfer ent.s-Louisville Times
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Wife tin her latest dress from Paris)- Harry what : the difference between q gown and d creation = Harry-"I can't glve the exact figures, but it's small for. tune Punch
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

The reason why so few marriages are hap py l. because young ladies spend their time
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
Birth Rate in MassaShusetts.

The birth rate among the foreign born in Massachusetts is 52 per 1000; among the native born it is l7.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli. ble medicine for eeugns and eolds-N. w Samuel. Ocean Grove, \. J. Feb. IT, 1900.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
Why She Needs More wnr.t,to.

Russia has just ordered six new bat tleships and three armored cruisers, which, says the Chicago Record Herald, of course are to help her keep the Man. churian door pried open
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

One cannot always be hero, but ono can always be man.-Goethe.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

The most amiable people are those who least wound the selt-love of othtrs-Bruy- ere.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Patience t tfe key that worries out the combiuat.on.-M Milwaukee sentinel.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

EGna-"W Wat a graceful swimmer Stella is.3 LiNan--'N Nel. seven seasons in the sOeial' sVjEi VIII make IL good swimmers, too '- Chelsea Mas>.l Gazette.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Some men remember events Hy what they mad 10 eat on that Gay.-A \. fines.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color more goods, brighter colors, with less work than others.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

One way to keep woman Ioye is to re. turn it-NAleago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

GALEsBuRG, ILL, March 3f, 1903. The sample of Doan's Kidney Pills came to hand. ! also got one 50-cent box from our druggist, and l am thankful to say the pain across the small of my back disappeared like Il snow bank in hot sun. Doan's Pills reach the spot"
 ELMER WARPEL.
 CAMBRIA, Wyo.-"Previous to taking the sample of Doan's Kidney Pills l could scarcely hold my urine. Now 1 can sleep all Light ar | rarely have to get up, and that aching across my bac [, a little above my hips, IS gone. ''
 ISAAC w. STEVENS.
 Cambria, Wyo.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
FREE PROOF FORBIDS DOUBT.

recommended When
  doctor  anty"- Mrs ELLAA MATrIso
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Waere strong men have wills weak ones have wlsles.-C acago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
stope fheC Courh

and works off the cold Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets. Price 25 cents
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

appetite. Mr Dumleyz You'te not eating mucu' Mr Dumley guest 70! l eat lots Willie G00dGri-"Geei l hope you won't eat tae one We play ball on. -Puila-
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Summers skies 10 dapp;e. All d summers dream is found
 In 2 shriveled apple Edwin L Sabin. in Farm and Preside.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

A man never gets too old to learn, but he can to1get.-N. !. Herald
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Charitable Lady-sI gave yeur father tae money 10 buy you coat last week 1 see you re not wearing it" Boy-"No, mum, e put 1t on 'orse Lady-"On horse. But Ge should have thought of your comfort be lore that of an animait to-Punch,
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Opium and Liquor Habits Cured. Book free. B, NJ Woolley, M. b, Atlanta, Ga.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

Bapnican-The docther told me to get porous plaster for me stomach.
 Druggist Yes. sir; what sort do you
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
Tender One Preferred.

Bannigan-The docther told me to get a porous plaster for me stomach
 Drugglst-Nes. sir; what sort do you want. as ts aisily dlgested. d.9-Cathohc Stand ard and Times.
 A man neyer eets too old to learn, but he can tolget-N. 4 Herald
 One way to keep a aomans foye is to re. .uin lt.-taieago Daily News.
 Patience is tie key that worr:es out the com6iuat.on.-Al.w sentinel.
 Waere strong men have wills weak ones (have wisees--taleago naily News
 Some men remember events by what they mad 10 eat on that Gay.-A. \. Hines.
 EaHa-"W Wat a graceful swimmer Stella is.3 LlNan--'N ell. seven seasons in the soyiale >Vj6i Ulll make u- good swimmers, ;oo.5-C4e.sea (Ma,- Gazette.
 Mr.. Goo6art Jhostes>l Where's your appetite Mr Dumleyz You're not eating mucn Mr Dumey tgue>tI-"O! l eat lots Willie G00dGri-"Gte. l nope you went eat tae one We play bal on. -Pulia- celpaia Pres.
 Charitable Lady-"I gave yeur father tae money 10 buy you coat last week, see you're not wenlng it. Boy-"No. mum, e put 1t on a or.e = Lady-"On horse. But le should have thought of your comfort be fore that of an animaii ii'-Punch.
 How did the firm like your report of last months work" asked the first drummer: Well" replied the other, "the boss said there was one part of t that exceeded hls expectations What part was ,that:' My expense bill."-Philadelp phia Ledger.
 - Miss Bragg-"And when he gave me the l ring he said: There IS only one woman 1T the world worthy 10 wear this diamond, and l that's you thought that very hattering. l Mss Speitz-"Yes, they do say that lmiita ton Is the sincerest hattery '-Phlladelphla l Press.
 A motor ear on .he London and Brightor road passed over dog, but cid not appa rentfy hurti, The oriver, however. stopped the car, jumped cut, and gave the man witt the dog a sovereign. tI nope you will ac cept that as a peace offering, ne said. In Iaan pOeketed the coin, and, as the ear ex ploded of on its course, he muttered, :. wonder whose dog Il is!"-Glasgow Times.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

How did the firm like your report of last months work" asked the first drummer. Well" replied the other, 'the boss said there was one part of it that exceeded hls expectations What part was thats' My expense bill. ."-Philad~ phia Ledger.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27

",Ts Gllie care what sort il is, so long as tls alsily digested. 2-Catholc Stand ard and Times.
The Monticellonian., 1903-08-27
1884

V ii ES WRITING TO ADvERT,SERs please state that you snw the Advertise. ment in this paper.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-11-14

You will preach about it, and bemoan
It: admire it and despise il; give it
away because you are glad to be rid
of it-and purchase other copies to give
away again II IS a wonderland It
isn't. It is like Victor Hugo's cannon;
chaos. confined. e pandemoniun, reg
ulat@i-
Elsewhere in these columns is the
authors own idea of his leading char
actersi that is, it represents what they
looked like and how they appeared
when he drst made their acquaintance.
Authors do meet and become acquaint-
ed with their characters, and often one
of thsrn is stronger than the writer
This Is case in point The characters
ran away with the author They did
things which he did not intend they
should do They ran the story for him
They were of the world, worldly. and
he was not. He was in the position
OF woman who looks through the win
dow of barber shop, and wonders
how II feels to be shaved They
were inside, and knew He was out
side, and did not, and il the story
IS any criterion. never can know The
One Woman" should be read. and read
widely: it should be thought about
and thought about deeply: it should
be discussed, and without fear or IA
vor; and after it all, even If it is exas-
pera ting, you viii decide that il is
great book.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-11-14

July 1st--Came home this evening to
find that during the day the cats had
dug up and eaten the six hills Of Early
Rose potatoes had planted in the back
yard. Held Mrs. Bowser personally re-
sponsible, Of course. and had much the
best OF the argument a good idea to
work on in the future. The wife who
sees dozen cats digging up the potato
crop and never lifts a hand to prevent
is not looking out for her husbands in
tereSts- Mrs Bowser made excuse that
it must have been done when she was
down town. but I made il plain that
she had no business away from the
house. It is her duty TO stay around
and watch out for cats.
July 20th.-Things look as if there
would be another family row soon. and
it will be well to remember and hurl
at Mrs. Bowser the fact that she bought
a gold ring of a peddler for - and it
| turned out to be nothing but brass
Speak of her general inca pacity- Bear
down On her extravaganza Call at
tention to the fact that you have never
been taken in and done for. Wind up
by limiting that after this you will not
feel justified in leaving any loose money
in the house. II she makes strong
defense remember and call I'D the fact
that out of 20 waternleions personally
purchased by her thus far this season,
all but three or four have been green
and totally unfit to eat
August 5th--Found a table napkin
III place OF my lduQAeTE41GL WlGn L
got On the street car this morning, and
mere than 20 passengers Uttered and
gigled. I intended to raise q row
when got home. but thought of bet
ter thing. The next time we have
discussion shall spring it On Mrs Bow
ser in a way to jar her all over. It
viii be useless for her to say that /
am absent-minded. and that she has
seen me try TO put the pepper-box into
nv cigar case 1t is duty of a wife 70
Trf1zhora M
mistakes. If the discussion is pretty
hot. you can say that half the collars
and cuffs you buy are used for hat-iron
holders or kindIing wood
Here Mr.. Bowser's memoranda came
to an end, and Mrs Bowser sat down
and wrote under them:
Take Notice.-When the next family
discussion comes off accuse Mr. Bowser
of buying eight different and worthless
fire-esca pes: two new mich cows which
went dry in q week; three family horses
which went blind or lame. four dozen
hens which never laid an egg; three pigs
which squeeIed all night and had to be
turned into the street: two balloons
which wouldn't go up: one bike which
he cannot ride: stock in four worthless
mines; one rat extermfnator which only
increased the number of rats. and one
hundred other things too numerous to
mention"
The book was left on his dresser. and
as he searched for collar button he
saw it and realized that his case had
been flung out Of court. When he had
read the annex he descended TO the
sitting room. and standing stiff1y before
Mrs Bowser he said:
Madam, remember who I am and
who you are. and don't try any Of your
sarcasus on ME Should YOU think best
to go back home to your mother. let
me say that the train leaves at 10 in the
morning. and that a divorce can be ar
ranged for without publicity. '-( Copy
right, 1903, by c. B. Lewis).