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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03

hi. 4 big delrkation of Seattle
hafb%fa Who are here iabbytne
against the measure. win 20 hanie
very sure, Hcady. crnKWeii and
Shrewsbury are IN the list.
The senate also killed Davis bla
rsrralinE the compulsory section u
the state sfain inspection Law. Hsa.
ater Hamilton had foroed the bttl
intp nsN life On n fnotfnn TO raaan ;
sldef the vote BY shirh Il was lamt a
Wenh asaA fh~ nosion 20 rresnsisiaf
tailed. Asss ID. nays "a
heattie'n grain inspector viii held
his feb for quite n while
The house amended f.sNis' refer
endufn tiii for cities Of the nfst eiass
- that the majority woaid have %
stsn = petition for the saihmtsalea Of
ltluor liestisrs te a vote Of the f=.o.
ple. This Kills a.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
SHIPS ARE
OVERDUE

Steamer Usfnieia. . days from
Hafnhurs 20 Cardiff. Carlisle, 81
days out frutn Savannah 10 Dublin.
aud the teiapia, y days from naf-
fow 10 Townsville. wsre put on the
overdue list today with Insurance At
70 par cent, rms French ship Rene
k~wilef. l2s days from Zanzibar 10
Hobart on which Is pee cent. ruiu-
aurance was quoted. Wes spoken and
tahrn or the - Yesterday
The steamers AffEal and Paima..
ths former = Gays ffom 0reeaock 10
sydney, Cape hfvtan. and tina latter
~ days frofn cfsenoek 10 boston. on
= hitch the rats IL - per cent. will
BE- posted as missing In a few DAYS
There ave small chances % their BE-
ing sffil safe
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
~ You Seen
AUMMlT
y ADDITION

- rrshhef, with city water.
~5r~I>S lesal and slightly. ever :
11{ 6hs Washington. Ideal place
~ fme Several places can Sc
= - ~ Eve miles. beautIfft
- Z NJ Baker and Cascade
~ ; - finest suhurbas prep
- = - uzarksI We viii not
- = spnr.ss day an We set -
a ur1a1 mslps. bat viii ccnttnas
y <ouaf early and Eet your
~ - tns ~ill run throsah
u -, highest prices 80 te~r.
~ esesh; 70 per cent. on Ter
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03

Tie did not thtnk the bal was h~snr
kifrh a TAR show. senator Harrtif
tea aentsd any unfair infant len nj.
t.atsca u refer tho bill. but eiaifa.
"a nat ~haa u vas ar-s tntrofarsti
ne EaFe neftee he ~eufd rcueunae nd
70 10 70 the cotfffsiittss ON ressaas
and tasAtten lie vas not afraid 10
vote ht@ eeafirtionr on the door Of
'hs senate az aay time
s~nstnf Halseitt moved % rssl.
.ar Dill the special order for n4rt
thurstas ~ II o'clock f4n~t by a
vote &C IL Ia D rs@nstsr U4suflfs.s.s-
mot bon prevailed. and ~ WAS referred
70 khe Hatnfuittes on rpseass aaf
taxation.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
SENATE PASSES THE
SUNDAY BARBER BILL
REPEAL OF COMPULSORY GRAIN INSPECTION Law AND
LEWIS REFERsNoum ant Ass eora p.rfAy,o

OLYMPIA. March a. sunday
shaving hereafter yin be exclusively
A Home Industry n Gov. Mcnrsas
sisns Lyons bin which ransca the
esnate to-day. after waFtiY battle.
The bill introduced 81 the King
county rn~whera directly and 80
Rfyitif prohibits SUNDAY hafberins.
Issaktftx u . serious 1Fints. punishahlr
nt nue The senate PASSED tho blu 4
Ataa ~. nays n
ktnM county members voted
Fur Klnnnar. pntta. ftsrk.t
Neore. stnith---&.
Asninst--faimer and Van Sc Van.
teri
HenrtCh VAS absent. several
amendments were effrfra 10 MI the
haii OF had u down. but All faiiet
Senator Hsiists led the nxht for the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
SEEK TO PREVENT
GENERAL STRIKE

ST. LOUIS. Mo. March 1@The
Wabash lines today secured an In
Junction Ia the federal court re-
ntfsininE the Tralnmen's Union from
iaauanfating a strike which "
threatened Go take piaes today.
Twenty efficrfr % the hrathefhoosis
~ Firemen and Tralnmen are named
ln the injunction.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
nLuNpeRuo ihro N

william tatey. arrested last nisht
on charge ef ftxthtins. VIII have %
answer before Justice Cam To q
ehafwr ~ petty larceny preferred
against hlni last peaeHb~r BY Mamie
TFappdsiiah. Daief became invoiv-
81 in a nsht with a man sho gave
his name as Ge9fse Tfaand. Both
N~rr arrested fuf fEhttnk by cffy
Detectives Lane and Adams. and sen
90 tire city pait. There u was dis
covered that a warrant had bsen ous
Tor the arrest Of DALEY fnr several
months - 49,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
HAVE YOU
SEEN THIS?

Some Extraordinary PROPOSE
tons for This Week Only.
Look Over the Remarkable
Offers Carefully. Take Your
Choice and Act Quickly. Be
fore IL Is Too Late. You
May Never Again Have Such
a Chance
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
TAX COMMISSION
BILL IS BURIED
SENT TO ANOTHER connirrGs ssino exrusro A o., .eu
ON THE SPECIAL ORDER CA IIsoAR

OLYMPIA. March 1-Tha tar
eomusi-~ion han Was practically kfn.
sd yesterday aftsFnooa shea "a vas
fe-rspartei 10 COMMITTEES when n
eaans baeh fresn tthe Judiciary COM
isltttes with a ifti1sd fetotf SEN
at1fs crow, lehman and Nsrearton
recommended that e paa.. and sea-
zters kandis. falmsr and welsh rec
efufusnisd its lnfeaHlts pastpons-
meat
senator Hasniitan wanted n 70 30
70 TIE cosnnftffee au r~xenns and
tsxatten. but Senator Wafburton on
Fs1asd u and argued n f4var Of ia
b~tux conEider~d by the consmttts~,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
BANK BILL
WITHDRAWN
PRocIuo,Nos IN TIE SENATE
ropAY-ho MONEY FOR NEW
YORK posrorFicE SITE

wAsHfHGToN. u. C.. March a.
senator Aldrich, author of the bank
deposit bill. Announced Ia the senate
tasiay that he would withdraw the
hnl. being convinced that u could not
pass. senator lioar also withdraw
thu bill for tho protection nf the
lafanident. The credentials Of the
Two sehatofa-eiect from neinNafe
Wera read and filed.
A conference report on the aundry
ctsti appropriation bill from which
was strteken tz.0oo.ooo for the pnr-
chaAe Of a pontoffiee site 10 New
York, was agreed 30 without debate.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
norfpr no HTOeKnolDERB.

NOTICE TO STOCK Hoi JphHh,
The annual meeting ~ the Hi"ff p
holders Of The I<iltannins copper
Mining Company viii be held ~ me
epmpany'H once. ~ cherry street
seattle wash. Thursday. Mafeh
10. 1908. at $50 .. M, for the election
u hoard ~ seven Trustees 20 serve
fDr She ensuing year gnd fof the
transaction ~ such other business ~
may come properly before said
meeting
WA. cOHCOnAN, Secretary.
fret publication, Feb. 10 1909.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
MAInR nAuI ore

Victor viii be shut OF tomorrow
from b =. m. Ia ~ m. on Twelfth
Thirteenth aud Fourteenth avenues
south. ftem Jachnon street 20 the citt
iimith.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
rHE cREAr scHiam \
tIBR Any
PIANOS

Our great general cleanup sale" 10
interesting Intending purchasers all
over the Northwest. ana the follow
ing special cut prices will be In
vague this week
piaBor that retail regularly ttfs.
sEse, ssTs. stxs and upward. are now
rotnr a f1iT. $3.50, tfsn. ffat. tsff.
etc. and on unusually easy terms.
bargains In second hand square
pianos from ts7. sec. te7. SIS and up.
on most easy terms.
Se~ organs that retail regularly
At SIS. ffgo and tiio will go now At
fsf. tes and tT1. Many other styles
and prices on most favorable terms
Every instrument IN fully war
rsnted and guaranteed 20 be as rep
resented.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
WOULD RETIRE

WASHINGTON. u. G. Marah A.
Rear Admiral Crosnin shlsld. asfn-
handing tho Earupeaa station aud
formerly shlsf Of tbs bureau Of
navigation. has ASKED for retirement.
II wiH BE- KsaBfsd He will probably
b. succeeded on the European sta
ton By Hear Admiral cotton.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03

In order 90 make our 'Ereat gem
~ral cleanup sale" productive Of tho
sreAteHt possible Reduction IN all
lines faf which PURPOSE IL vas In
ausufsted. prior 10 making nain-
her Of important changes in our
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
STILL AGROUND

QUEENSTOWN. March s--Tuxu
today attempted 10 fest the do
frsini8n Ilaer Nsriosi. bich went
: sarsstfrsf veafarI1ar but fsffsf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03

nf. J. Richter has removed from
Mutual iifs bldg 20 sgt-t Lumber
Exrhsnsa bldg. Second and senacs-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03

Plates never fail.
Teeth Extracted Free, without
pain aud replaced with new ones the
name day. Lady attendant always
present.
Tcn-year written guarantee. No
students. hut all specialists % from
- 10 20 years practice, We are
making n speciality NJ rnld crown
and bridge work he sure and con-
suit us about this high -clnss work.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
GRIND JURY

There vas titsis doing In the early
part ef The afternoon grand Jury ss.-
sinn- y co~srovs and John Clancy
wers each In for q f~w minutes. TO
tell whst they knew az IN. is4sos
meas campaign AGAINST hlsh lGesa..
Clancy teis the iury he dti no,
know anything. and ce-xrose wss
not IN ioas enough to tell very much
more. The Jury then went into an
executive session. witch was atm In
preEr~as Al ais O'Clock.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
S BEYOND
QUESTION

n.rteil Drug Co has heseaa
fn ~ sus Of me best equipped
t.'. ..ssl aeraF'@sn's In the
s~s.t A few rriees-
-. n.hy F'csd. large rise eoe
49, pars sreiA rint bottles soe
49,. dyspepsia Tablets SOC s's 80.
fHl's 100 sttttfssttf ttft ets
*. III tis.ls i.leer Pulls. sso sise Toe
l'I..',,,.. f'is,chsr's ~ s'se'', zoe
=. a.e the soluble check y s'en'
~ y. prescription work, positively
. me.ass-s Read on
-. c..ssrh Medicine positively
sn '.. al losnis Of ea'srrh. 3 8
-. ...s.ss.ss .fstts tffftfrt ees
-. .,efnan CONSUMPTION s,ate.
f.Iss. .s.sre coughs and colds. q -
.....sstts rssttfssssts Que
-. K.aa Tablets, ace sise zoe
- s' ,,0..s ssia s.s,p. 40 slse.,..i Toe
a,.ax reur Prescriptions.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
ON ORGANS

To the purchaser Of ANY NEW
ORGAN ere yin ailow from ts.ee 90
SIC Sprth % sheet rnastc ef tHusir
books. according 70 price of organ.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
ssInl... g.,css,ins CDCC
Painless Fiilsee FKFF
palnlsss Qpersttna NlL

This IL not college for students
none are employed or admitted our
star h. composed Of dentists OF long
experience. who uofne here to perfect
themselves in cur latest scientific
msthoda
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03

BEACON Hff.fs
811se-oTsr thfrs er-ss Il ete7iient fAnd.
eli feared. hr~-ry.sm haurs. weetheus.,
and ether osthuilfinks. handy 70 ear
f.eautffui Wow ~ nneuntains eaa take
VIII psaks ma kaIue - Investment
cssfrtR ssnn n ruu wish g. buy.
npOokNkf.E
HOG Thint ~ this. rhnspe bottom land.
easF etsared On a aRe sfrtns treak.
hsn1r - The eteetrtr ear and criF -
sniruiss' rias 10 The city. In rc.ai
sstRisberiss..s and handr 70 sstuoi. for
onfy tlf-s per acre. terms % part
ADAMS 4 NICHOLS
isis seculsi ave. Fsen 1ie
We have ens u 80 anssi rsnehe. In wash
iaatsn. p acres ~ ipIssFets I'm BALD.
lnea god urii. water treat. = snap. foi
sBss
cottage. russs,s rent tIs rs minutes
vaik frssn bsrincss censar. a snap TOO
ff4Hst
f.at nnKioo Nth fwa cottages. an car line.
street eort an psid. 10 rninatsa' ride,
hn~ iocatluni 5000 terms.
TAYt<pN=spnk 60,
tTe - Arrads.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
Free Dental Work

charge for material only. The
only college using an absolutely
neinless process ==Aecf~s and ea-
elusive with un
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03

Dr. !. Richter has removed from
Mutual Life bias 10 tsi-1 fsanbsf
Exr hanxr bldg, s-cond ard seneca
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
Offer Premiums as Follows
ON PIANOS

To nnyons PURCHASING A NEW
PIANO We VIII aiys from tiss 50 10
tfa4ee worth OF sheet music % music
books. according 10 price Of lnstru-
fsient selected.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03

~ ~, 49,. ,,,',i,,,,',ts.s - m
s.,s.t..t ro..t,,,. ,e,ustlan IN M
-. -. .t-s. .......,... Il, -. 10
.',,..ss,,.,s.,t go. ,.,asta. : a,,,,s.
~ - t,.,s,,,s,.n, s-han... in o,lr
..'.,..ss..... -. ii, a,,ss,ss ,hts s..sl
na.. p,.r,;,,,,. n. EaIioxp. .
ON PIANOS
p .a,a,. tstrus-tfasfsfe. NEW
PIANO ,es ~,tr civ. f,,,,,, as - 10
4 u a. s.,,,.a ~ .ss.t ,,,,..t'. - ,,,,,.t,
he,ks aerc..tiny ~ ,ste. ~ tn.sr,,-
,,,s,,t 5000
ON ORGANS
thn pefsnas.f OF AT
1hssAN Ns WI A'o~ from tsses 20
i..,,.a. ss-,..rstt,s.. - ,..s--s - s.~s.
oN WYATT 'Ne'No"eN"
Win proper consideration for yoer
own interests ysu cant srera 70 buy
s..sr,.s -sa-s N vs.,s,. 1sl..r.
ts.nta.. NAnaailna Nu~ie rtora..
- sphaphens. hsc"rds. strings and
aasansi sepis'.n ef an hihss
i VITA ell purchas~s IN the SNAIL.
es.s.ah isrihonsI LIZ
~ whatever nsturs. amounting 20
~ q ttea " q. 80. VI. 80. "a and
tso. ~e VII sfvs sheet music q
tsossks 70 The value % tAe. " - "
80 So. ta-So, t.so ana We. re-
Noy,cst
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03

ENJOY LirE
GET A HOME
of Fsssf eNn N q ieraiitF ehsHN foa hsFs
SOD surroundings and fns sessranr~
- frstfrs rfrnry - yrsif tuTesffu~nf
T1aaf riaee - nalrtsf nsarh. ga TIE Hen
tea sisrtffr ifne. ths afst fizrs fhf eafs
ssrtk4 fAAs Waahinssaa ftanarelin q
fsniiisa are narsins IN and baiidirs
hssss.-s. tarss sswsniu hsndf plenty q
uufs To- strfrtufF. large -. fisaf lots
ali ~ 81. 80 ard fiea II a. aawn ana
- ssastA. nafrss bulit atea. t.erafian
"a htxh nnd healthy asstus huatink
plsntf wa4st aut water. ntes neifhtsafN,
rsnal rh1rther. sisf~R tsisfhones.
siaessiks. sir lcteffene Who lives "a
Rainier Reach u harry. Taks cars 90
Wa.hinntnn stssef. fafs - fides for ons
aaifaf - Mr. Wssf aeest. ss eence
Al Hafniar naarh a. ~ X Afurfraant.
a~nsf $50 uestan piaef
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03

M THOMPSON. Manager.
onnnu Grounds ana AT ms Arcade
Hui lains
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1903-03-03
NoYicgi

Win but few sncsptton. ali In.
ssrsaetian books that sell regularly
nas going az use. stc. Sec. csc and
Tsc-
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-07-30
FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Fargo, N. D.. /,

land Office at Fargo, N. D., May %, 1908.
Notice Is Hereby Given, That Anna Nelson.
widow Of BE-. Nelson, deceased, has filed Notice
Of her intention to make Final Proof in support
OF her claim, and that said proof will be made
before Frank Henry, Clerk pf the DISTRICT Court
the city ct Valley City. Barnes County, North
Dahota, IN July 18th 1908, under H.. e.. No.
1884, for the North half IN NJ of the South.
east quaI ter Is. E.. IA and the South half
q. q Of the Northeast quarter IN. E. Vi Of
Section Twenty go in Township One Hundred
and fortv-three t143) North, of Range Fifty.
seven (5D West.
She names the following witnesses TO prove her
continuous residence upon, and cultivation Of
said land, viz: Alex Secular of Wilma, Barnes
county, North Dakota. jacob STEINER, Of Wilma,
Barnes county, North Dakota. Neil Mckay Of
Algeo, Barnes county, North Dakota. William
souden Of Algeo, Barnes county, North Dakota.
&C. SCHUYLER,
Register
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-07-30
FARM FARE IN ENGLAND.
Breakfast. Dinner and Supper of Az
eraga Country Laborer.

From a curious table piled up by
Mr.. Wilson Fox We find, says Coun-
try Life, that the English (farm) la
borer Of the present times lives pref
ty much as follows: He has for
bfeakfast-we refer to the midlands
and East Anglia-bread and butter,
dripping or cheese, andtea.
At dinner salt or fresh pork, Dump
ling, potatoes, vegetables. and suet
roll or dumping with jam or treacle,
and he usually has small piece Of
fresh meat on Sunday. Fortea he has
bread and lard, butter or jam. and
in some cases cheese or little meat,
with something nicer on Sunday.
This does not sound at all like a
bad bill of fare, and the contention
OF Mr.. Wilson Fox is probably sound
one, that in the course Of a few cen
erations the families of agricultural
laborers, particularly in the eastern
counties, will develop more muscle
and strength than they did in the
" szs*h3A -- ----4t~.-L@J
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1903-07-30
BREvITIEs OF FUN.

"Marse Bill gone tishin' ag'in?'
eyes, | hear him say ter-day dat git
tin full at home wuz gittin' monot'n-
ous!"-Atlanta Constitution.
"Does the razor hurt you?" asked
the barber. "No, the razor is all
right" replied the man in the chair,
"but the conversation gives me a
pain."-Yonkers Statesman.
Holden-"Burget says he always
says what he thinks" Belden-
THAT accounts for it. Saw him at
the club last night, and he didn't
utter a word the whole evening"
Boston Transcript.
Miss Quizzer-"A And why, pray, do
you call that horse 'Nail:"" MI.
kidder-"Because no woman can
drive him without great danger Of
personal injury to hcrself."-Balti-
more American.
Wonder why Van Major is always
referring to his velvet lawn?'"
Giles got a right to. He told me that
with the grass seed he had sown and
the new sod he's bought it has cost
him $4.75 yard."-Cincinnat Com
mercial Tribune.
Miss Ann Teek-"Yes, Henry has
my wedding ring all ready, and it has
Shismet' engraved inside it," Miss
Speltz ~ "kismetY" Miss Ann
Teek- Eyes, don't you know what
that means?' Miss speltz-"Why-
er-is it Latin for Better late than
never?' '-Plhi!adelphia Press.
Would Not Sound Well.-Clara--
1.-The paper says that in Italy they
have begun to number the clocks
from | to "a, beginning at one o'clock
in the morning" Dora-F'That's hor-
rid. Just imagine how pa would look
if we had to tell him that Arthur and
Gus stayed out till 23 o'clock."-
N. Y. Weekly.
Usual Manifestations Of Wealth.
Don't you wish YOU had a billion
dollars?" q really don't know what
I'd do with it" replied the man who
pretends Q sbe a philosopher. Il don't
care enough about architecture to
found any Libraries. and.I'm not suf-
ficiently interested in horses to want
a racing stable" -Washingtcn Star.
FARM FARE IN ENGLAND.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1903-12-26
He knew who

partly from conviction. He knew who
tnls young woman was now, and uateu
to combat her aggressive action.
"She never had any falling out with
Him." Evangeline said reverently,
but now that you know who l am
and why l am here, you will leave her
to me. l am her nearest relative. but
more than that l am a trained nurse
and thoroughly familiar with fever
case. Where Is the doctor-she surely
has medical care?"
He has given her up" said one of
the retreating women, with sly salts
faction.
Given her up! How dared he? And
why do you speak of such a possibility
before her?'
"Oh, she doesn't sense anything
that is said now," complained one of
the cronies, taking a reluctant depart
ure.
The preacher took himself off with
the others, but he gained a reluctant
consent to call the next day to learn
how the sick woman was doing. He
did not really expect to find her alive.
and his slow, well-regulated faculties
received healthy shock when Vangie,
ideal in her nurses gown and white
cap and apron, informed him that she
had moved the sick woman from the
south room to the north room, from
which the stuffy carpet and obstruct-
ing furniture had been removed.
Il have telegraphed for ice and a
modern doctor, and she Is drinking
cool spring water, and is better al
ready. Have you never heard of Aunt
Maggie's goodness and charity to all
who need help and consolation-how
she brought up poor orphan child,
gave her a home and the love Of a
mother, teaching her the value of
right living and unselfshness? l was
that child. And l am not going to let
her dle-not YETI
"And may not see her again?"
"Oh, yes. You may come and
preach the gospel of cheerfulness to
her when l think her strong enough"
and Evangeline gave her would-be
Gabriel wicked little smile, that the
man-not the minister-understoo
perfectly 1t certainly is wonderful
how that rascally god Cupid delivers
his darts regardless of time and place.
Chicago Record Herald.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1903-12-26
Justice on Milk Stool.

"There are numerous and divers
ways Of administering justice" said
Washington lawyer who had just re-
tains of western Virginia.
cover in Rappahannock county is
magistrate who is noted among his
friends for his good nature. The bust
ness of his court is not sufficient for
him to maintain an Office He has a
keen conception of what is right and
at the same time he has to take care
of the work about his farm.
"One of his neighbOrs was arrested
for an infraction of the statutes and
was brought before the magistrate.
The magistrate was engaged In milk
ing a COW when the officer and his
charge arrived.
What is the complaint?' the mag
istrate asked as the strains of bovine
liquid made music against the sides of
the pail.
Your honor said the officer, he
was found intoxicated
'Two-ffty and COSTS the magis-
trate replied and there was no cessa-
ton Of the flow of milk. The con-
sable collected the fine and costs and
after the cow was successfully 'pailed'
the money was turned over to the mag
istrate.
Justice and simplicity" the lawyer
added according 10 the Washington
Star, "go hand in hand over in Rama.
hammock county"
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1903-12-26
She Had TO Have 1t Ont.

What do you know about women ?"
asked the thin young man.
Nothing" said the fat man with
the laid head
Il guess l don't. either, and 1 have
been married three months, too. Yes
terday my wife asked me how l liked
the dinner. She does the cooking, you
know"
The fat man didn't know, but he
nod6ed.
And when l began to praise the
dinner she began to cry and said she
feared l loved her only for her cook
ing"
"Oh," said the fat man, "she had a
cry coming. That was all New
York Times.