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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
Rotnnio Rlood Ralm R-R.RN ia

Pleasant and safe to take. Thoroughly
tested for thirty years. Composed OF
Pure Botanic Ingredients. Strengthens
Weak Kidneys and Weak Stomachs.
Cures Dyspepsia. Sold by all Druggists.
81 per large bottle. with complete direc-
tions for home cure Sample Sent Free
by writing Blood Balm Co. Atlanta, Ga.
Describe your trouble. and special free
medical advice 10 suit your case, also
sent in sealed letter. Sold ia salt Lake
civ. Utah. by y. g. Schramm. Mccormick
building. and NeideH-JudsOn Drug Co,
wholesale.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
POPE LEO IN BRONZE.
Monument to Be Designed by Noted
italian SCULPTOR.


Rome. Nov. U.-Ernesto Biondi, one
Of the best known Italian sculptors
and the creator of the "Saturnala.
which was so much appreciated at the
Paris exposition. has been definitely
accepted 10 model the monument which
is to De erected by international sub
scrption TO the memory of Pope Leo
XIII. on top Of Sempre Wis, the high
est mountain of the Lepini chain, the
root of which is at Carpineto, the late
pOPe's birthplace The figure VIII rep
resent Pope Leo in bronze standing and
blessing the land and sea. Tt viii
have an enormous pedestal, with has
reliefs in the style OF those of Baby
lon. representing the whole world of
sufferers and destitute persons aspir-
ing toward the gospel which VIII be
REPRESENTED by an enormous figure OF
an angel on whose wings the statue OF
Pope Leo will rise.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
SAFE RTOWN OPEN

st. Louis. Mo, Nov. 21.-A special to
the Post Dispatch from Sedalia Mo.
says: The Citizens bank at Clarks-
burg Mo, was broken into last night
and the safe blown open. All the
money in the bank was taken. but the
officers decline to state how much A
reward of $500 is offered for the arrest
and conviction of the robbers. who es-
Caned
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
ALLOWED TO RFTuRN.

Caracas. Nov. 21.-General IgnaCiO
AEdrade, former president OF Nenezu-
ella, who took part in the recent revo-
rived mere, having been authorized to
return to Venezuela by President Cas-.
trO.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
LIFE SAVER DEAD.

san Francisco. Nov. 21.-Captain J.
r. Ercwu, who foc nearly thEty years
was keeper OF the Point Bonita light
house. at the entrance OF this har-
Dor, is dead at his home at SausalitO.
He Is on record as having saved near
ly twcscore lives.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
DANCER OF STARVATION.

Boston. Nov. 2f.-Advices received
here from Lloydminster, North West
territory, declare that the Barr
colony, composed of $50 inn
migrants from London and environs.
is in danger of serious disaster be-
cause Of lack Of food.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
METEoRoLoeIcA nREPoRT.
Yesterdays Record at the Local Office
Of the Weather Bureau.

Maximum temperature. % degrees; min
imUm temperature. Is degrees. mean tenn
pcrature. IS degrees. which is S degrees
above the normal. accumulated dcfiC-
iCnCy of temperature since Jan. ]. 2gi de
grees. Total precipitation from 6 D. m.
20 p. m, none: accumulated excess of
precipitation since the first of the
month. 1.33 inches: accumulated excess or
deficiency Of precipitation since the first
Of January, none.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
DIR GnARANrEE

Take large bottle Of Botanic Blood
Balm (B. b. b as directed on label and
when the right quantity is taken cure Is
certain. sure and lasting. If not cured
your money Will promptly be refunded
without argument.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
RFouFsT GRANTED

Sa1 Francisco. Nov. 21.-Mrs. Mar
.ha Bowers, accused Of poisoning her
husband. appeared before Judge Cook
Lis morning and through attorney OBJ
tanned her request to be tried on
Dc u
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D. Deimal Tinen -

DR.. Deimel Linen Mesh.
The underwear that prevents cold
and colds. The only reliable linen gar
ment made. Sole agents,
BROWN. TERRY & WOODRUFF CO,
l66 Main street.
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CURED
THROUGH THE BLOOD.
by Botanic Blood Balm B.B.B)
10 Prove il. sample So &c.

Botanic Blood Balm CB. 3. b has cured
to stay cured more cases of Catarrh than
all other medicines combined. b. B. b.
kills or destroys the awful catarrhal pois-
on in the blood which causes the synp-
toms, and thus makes perfect lasting
clIre Of the worst Old casos.
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John burlington. livsryman- Car
riages and light livery. No street
hacks phone 2I3.
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ATARRH

K'hawking and Splitting, Dropping
Into the Throat, Foul Breath,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
VIII ARRAleN BROWN.
His Case Is Again Reset by Judge
Charles W. Morse.

-SA-rt-A-2 W A-DA1g-
Former Senator Arthur Brown Will
be arraigEed before Judge Charles W.
Morse in the criminal DIVISION Of the
district court on Saturday, Nov. %
HISS case came up before the judge
yesterday morning, in conjunction with
a number OF other criminal actions ia
which the state is the prosecutor. When
IL was reached his honor said ne would
be ready to consider the arraignment
next Saturday.
The other cases which came up be-
fore Judge Morse. and their temporary
disposition. follow.
$. j. Kelly, forgery. arraigned; Civ
en- until Nov "A 10 plead.
Edna Spates, assault with a deadly
weapon; arraigned and pleaded not
guilty.
George Kipp. burglary and house
breaking; arraigneG and entered a plea
of not guilty.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-11-22
Migmated Couples Are Divorced.

Four mismated couples, who had
grown weary of married life. were yes
terday freed by orders Of the court
The cases are as follows
Alice II. Murphy vs.. George +. Muir
phy, non-support: married at Benton
HarbCr, Mich. Aug. 9, 1899.
Sophia TUckerman VS. Frank Tuck
erman, cruelty; married in this city on
Nov. %. 1887.
Maybelle MCCULLOUGH VS.. Harry c..
McCulloUch. non support; wife is Civ
en- the custody of the children.
Laura Broadley VS.. William Broad
ley, desertiOn.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-31


and fences come with cattle When
cattle were removed from the streets
the fence did not go. Persons had
come to feel that a fence is as much a
part of any place as a walk or a well
is. 1t had come to be bound up with
the idea of the home, The removal of
stock was not sufficient reason for the
removal Of the fence At best this
reason was only negative. The positive
reason came in the development of
what is really the art idea in the out
ward character of the home-with the
grading and parking of streets, and the
feeling that the breadth of setting for
the house can be increased by extend
ing the lawn to the actual roadway
We have now learned that fence is
no necessary part of the plan of a
place, that it really does not add to the
completeness of the esta blishment,
and. moreover, that it may even intro
duce a oiscord with the architecture
Country Life in America.
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" Colonel, did you ever find the hat
you lost on the historic field2'
I looked at the Majah in surprise.
he was not man to joke and yet I
had lost no hat l asked him to ex
plain, and he told me that he had heard
l had lost my hat. and that our with
drawal across the river was In conse-
quence of it. You can ina CINE my
surprise, suh-my surprise ana 1ndig
nation that such a story should have
been set aflOat. and that an officer of
my brigade should refer to it. I looked
at the maJah for moment and then
replied:
" 'Majah Gridley. did it happen that
you lost your pistol on the same f1eld?'
" No. sub.
Then l will ask you to go out with
yo'r pistol and help me to look for the
hat
I have always thought the case was
well turned, sun smiled the Colonel.
and the majah caught on at once. He
had offended me and he could do no
less than give me satisfaction. We were
on the march and in the enemy's coun-
try but two hours later the majah and
l exchanged shots and in piece of wood
ana both were wounded and taken to
farm houses. That is the reason, sun,
why was not at the battle of Gettys-
burg, and one of the reasons, perhaps,
why General Lee lost the fight 1 had
scarcely recovered from my wound and
rejoined, when Colonel DubroW, of the
me for my prompt defense of my honah.
He hadn't spoken thirty words when I
interrupted him with:
Colonel Dubrow. my honah is my
honah, and being impugned by yor
words, 1 will ask yo' to name a friend
MY way of doing business ratified
him for moment. but the Colonel was
game man, and he went out with me
next mawning and got a bullet in the
shoulder. Then came Senator Holt.
was granted leave of absence for. ten
days, and while at home Senator Holt
started in to give me a paternal lecture.
cut him short by calling him out and
he fell with bullet In his leg Being
as yc' have kindly asked me, sub,
viii take another cocktail The cock
tail seems to fit in with war memories
When the drink had been disposed
o., the Colonel fitted the chair to his
back and continued:
4 won't attempt to take them in
their regular order sub, not having my
notebook with me, but 1 may mention
that befo' the close of the wah l had
called out three mo- officers for criti-
cising my conduct and among them
may mention the case of the Hon.
Franklin Johnson, the gentleman who
took me into his law office when first
started out on my career. He was like
a father to me- suh--a father, friend
and comrade combined, and there was
mo- sorrow than ar-er in my heart
when be said to me one day:
" Colonel, 1 was one of the first men
in Virginia to take up and nationaIize
the game of poker and stamp it with
the seal of responsibility. and I would
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| today rather hold a full house than
WIN case in the courts, but there is
such thing as carrying it too far.
How co you mean l asked. won
dering at his serious tones.
t has come to me, ne went on,
that While yo'r brave men were fight
ing and dying at Gettysburg, yo' and
Colonel Caldwell were PLAYING poker
in barn ten miles away. | have it
straight and cannot doubt it,
He was my friend-my deah old
friend, but l had to call him OUT
sighed the Colonel. Il called and he
was game, but l fired in the air and
let him Craze my arm with his bullet.
A few days later he discovered that
he had done me injustice, and he Wept
as he rendered his apologies. And the
eoltor OF certain daily paper referred
to me as hat-loser and a duel fighter
L had to take cognizance of it-had to
90 It. L called him to the field of
honah, and he came. 1t was his first
affair. and l let him off with a bullet
in the shoulder. A month later l had
to call out the secretary of state. but
he apologiZed on the field and no shots
were exchanged. 1 was elected and
took my seat. but on the very first
day I had mo- trouble on my hands
A member came to me and inperti-
nently remarked:
sub, yo' will excuse me, but I do not
Bunker who who had charge re So Of me fbe c9 aon
GUARDS at Richmond during the wah, or
the Colonel Bunker who supplied our
troops with salt from Moth Carolina
- 'Suh,'. said in reply, I am neither of
the Bunkers yo' name, but simply the
Colonel Bunker who would like to ex-
change shots with yo' at sunrise tomor-
row mawning.'
at was a take down for him, but he
couldn't avoid going out. 1 sent a bullet
through him and he was laid up for six
months.
Then came Senator Tybee. Judge Hin.
captain Thompson and Majah Hale, with
couple of editors sandwiched in between,
and it was only the other week, suh-only
I the other week-that l had to call out Col
onel French and bore him through the
side for criticisms he had let drop 1t
should have stopped 30 years ago. but it
won't do it. sub. 1t keeps right on, and
seems bound to keep on, and where it Will
end I can't say. Having taken my posi-
ton / must maintain it. however right
or wrong, and being as you have courte-
ously asked if l will have another l may
reply that 1 will and the glass may be a
little larger and the quantity little more
than on the latest OCCASION Yes, sub, if
had been at the Battle of Gettysburg
things might have turned out otherwise,
but as I was not, and as the drink has
arrived. it only remains for me to dispose
of it and hope that we may soon meet
again-meet again, suh.'-(Copyright, 1903,
by c. B. Lewis.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-31

saved the visitors from third shutout.
ty}-Elliott Irving, secretary. Hiawatha;
Butler County Fair association-J W.
Robson. secretary. FL Dorado; Oct. So
Hevins Park and Fair association (Chau-
tauuua county)-P. N. Whitney, secretary,
Clay County Fair associadon-E. e
Homes secretary, Clay Center: Sept. Sill
Coffev County Agricultural Fair associa-
toni, f. Woodford, secretary, Burling-
'' EasteIn Convey Fair association tCowley
county)-Ed (. Reed. secretary. Burden;
Cowley County Agricultural aud Stock
show associatiop-W. J. Wilson secretary.
Winfield: Sept. s-n- ,
Sarey NJ Porter. secretary Ottaka; Sept.
1918.
c. Nicholson, secretary. Newton; Sept p
Jackson County Agricultural and Fair
association--S. b. McG9ew. secretary. Hol-
'' Jefferson County Agricultural and Me-
chanicaI sssociatiCn--George A. Patterson,
secretary, Oskaloosa; Sept. IA.
Jewell County Agricultural association
H. r. Honey. secretary. Aankato; Sept
'1 Frankfort Fair association CAdarshaD
county,. d Gregg secretary. Frank
~ Miami County Agricultural and Meehan-
zeal Fair , associa ZION W, H. Bradbury.
Marshall County Fair association-E. L.
Miller, secretary. Marysviil.. sept. 15-1s
H A. Phelps, secretary, r5eloit; Sept 30
oct. s.
Norris County Exposition CON- F.
Anrine, secretary, Council Grove; Sept.
Nemaha County Fair associa tion-w. r.,
Graham. secretary. Seneca; Sept. Ia.
Necsho County Fair associa tfon-H.
Lodge secretary, Erie: Sept. 29-Oct. 2
Chanute Agricultural Fair, Park and
Driving association (Neosho couuty)-A. E.
Timpane secretary Chanute; Sept. IA.
Mulvane Agricultural association (Sum-
ner county)-Newton Shoup. secretary,
Mulvane-
Ness County Agricultural association-I.
B. Pember, secretary. Ness City; Sept. Pa.
| Norton County Agricultural association
c. J. Shimeall. secretary. Norton; Sept.
IA
Central Kansas Fair association CRcno
county)-Ed NJ. Moore. secretary. Hutchin-
son; Sept 1919.
Usage County Fair association-E.. t.
Price. secretary. Burlingame; Sept. IA.
Rice County Agricultural Fair and Live
Stock associa tion-W. T. Brown, secrsJs y,
Sterling: Sept. IA.
Riley County Agricultural society-E. C.
Newly, secretary, Riley; Sept. IA
Rocks County Fair associa tion-Olmer
| Adams, secretary, Stockton.
Saline County Agricultural. Horticul-
tural and Mechanical associaJion-H- B.
Wallace, secretary. Salina: Sept. S-1l-
Wichita State Fair assoeia ton (Sedgwick
icounty)-H- G. Toler, secretary, Wichita
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COLONEL BUNKER.
The Battle of Gettysburg Still Con-
tinues to Trouble Him.

1T has been said, suh.' observed
Colonel Bunker as he famed himself
with his hat and got higher rest for
his feet. that had 1 been present to
lead my regiment at the battle of
Gettysburg the result might have been
different. AS to that 1 shall not ex-
press any opinion beyond saying that
had my own ideas as to how the battle
should have been fought. 1t unfortu-
nately happened that 1 was not there,
and nothing in the whole course of my
life has grieved and troubled me so
much.
1T was after Lee had crossed the
Potomac and we were marching on,
that Majah Bob Gridley and I had a
difference of opinion. 1t was while
we were drinking our coffee one noon
Something was said about the battle
of Antietam, and Majah Bob turned on
me with:
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Via Chicago Great Western Railway

SIS Kansas City to ST. Paul and Min
neapolis and return. $19 to Duluth, Su-
perior and Ashland. $13 to Madison Lake,
Waterville, Faribault and other Mime
sofa resorts. Tickets on sale daily to
September both. Good to return October
31st For further information apply to
any Great Western agent, or Geo. w.
Lincoln, T. P. A, Z West Ninth street,
Kansas Civ
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KANSAS FAIRS.

Following is fist of fairs to be held in
Kansas in 1853:
WESTERN STATE FAIRS FOR 1908.
Nebraska State fair. Lincoln. Sept. ali.
Kansas State fair, Topeka, Sept. 14-19.
Illinois State fair, Sept. 26-Oct. 3.
Texas State fair, San Antonio, Sept 20
Oct. IL
St. Louis fair. Oct 5-11.
COUNTY FAIRS.
Allen County Agricultural society,". T.
Tredway. secretary. lola: Sept sill.
Hiawatha Fair association Drown coun-
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Let those who will plod on the dull high
Mid old, worn scenes to journey day by
In books and nature, art and music he
Alone who strikes cross lots finds nov
! city. Detroit Free Press.
II don't reckon dat anybody am gwine
| to lib to be much better or much WuSS.
Most of US viii keep on pawn our pew
wool doorin' de odder six days It's too
much of d strain on human nature to be
either all good or all bad. Detroit Free
Press.
II reckon" said Farmer Corntossel,
that all these folks that try to make
jokes about farmers is more or less jeal-
GUS"
Yes sir. Look at the boys that go
from the country and make fortunes IN
the city. and then look at the city folks
who come to the country and make
failure of farming. washington Star.
Gritty George-Why are you an Sandy
dust Dusty Dennis-Why. when de people IN
de last town asked about our ragged
clothes we told dem we were chauffeurs
thrown out of our racing automobile. i,
Gritty George-Did dey receive yer wild
Dusty Dennis-No: dey tried to lynch
us.-Philadelphia Record
Butcher-Wasn't that a good steak 1
sent you yesterday?
Customer-Oh, it was good durable
steak--Life.
well. you can't deny that Mr.. Rookie
Teller is philosopher, anyway.
"Why SOP"
Hes taking the world as he hndS IT, =
Chicago Record-Herald-
The Porter-Oi suppose he wants to be
sure to get the roight train"
The Cop-But what's the use av bein' so
partickleri Sure. he could do twice as
much kicl1in' if he got the wrong wan
Puck
80 Mistuh Erastus PinkleRgis gwine to
git married" said the coffee7colored youth
with the large scarf pin.
Yes was the answer. Somebody done
toP him dat marriage was lottery, an
he's sech a sDoht dat he's boun' to take
a chance w ashington Star
whenever I read of farmer losin a
thousand dollars on gold brick swim
die" said the Pruntytown Philosopher, n
his customary grim way. the feelin that
surges up in my bosom is a great wonder
how such a contaminated fool ever man.
aged to accumulate SO much money. =
P1lclr.
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The Cit7 Fence Must Go.

The development of the modern city
residence street requires the removal of
front fences. It was not so very long
ago that cattle were allowed to roam in
the village as they were in the country,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-31
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

The Doctor-Prof. Pathol is at work on
the libretto Of modern musical comedy.
The Surgeon lin surprise)-Why, how
did he come to enter the field2
The Doctor-He's trying to diagnose the
case of the chap who wrote the thing
Puck
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-08-31

WHO was it who saw the handwriting
on the wall, Freddie?" asked the Sunday
school teacher.
THE landlord. ma'am." quickly replied
the little boy who lives in a fiat.-Yonkers
Statesman.
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"Of course, I'm not much of a critic
You do yourself injustice madam.
There is no critic like the critic who
buys. Puck.
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Union Pacific
Missouri Pacific.

directive July 5, 5000
No. 301. passenger. leave Topeka 49,. .s:45 am
No. 315, LEGAL, leave Topeka .........-7.00 am
No. 302. passenger. arrive Topeka :. .3:50 pm
No. 314, local, arrive 600 pm
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JEWELER AND oPrICIAN.

late opticien. We guarantee every pair
of glasses to fit and every watch we re-
pair. We carry the largest line of
watches clocks diamonds cut glass, etc..
IN the city. Watch inspector u. p. R. Il
~ Kansas ave.
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The uses of adversely are eventually
sweet That is to say, adversely is a good
deal like a pill turned inside out.-Puck.
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FREE D1sPENsARx.

NELL OI6E LIN 0Ahx.
TOPEKA FREE DISPENSARY, south
east corner Eth and Tyler sts. from l
to 2 p. H., except Sundays. Conducted 10y
regular practlclng ply siciaES for the
benefit of persons without means who
need lIedicsI attention and treatment. Pa
tents are assured of careful and conStd-
crate treatment. Medicine furnished in
most cases.
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FOR Observation-Disclosures.


FOR RENT-Farm miles east of Oak
land l1S acres, 2 houses, l large room
house and one 4-rooms, wells. barn,
ground best for sweet potatoes. plenty of
wood immediate possession. Inquire at
farm or address E. j. Meehan, Oakland,
Kan
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Everybody reads the State Journal.
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Let those who will plod on the dull high,
way,
Mid old, worn scenes TO journey day by
day;
In books and nature, art and music, he
Alone who strikes cross lots finds nov
city. Detroit Free Press.
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CARPENTERS AND BUILDERS


MERCHANTS TRANSFER & STORAGE
Co. packs, ships and stores household
goods Tel. 1S6. Clarence Skinner. 12s E
9Th st.
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PHYSICIANS AND suRGEoNs.

IDA C. BARNES. M d.
Office 72s Kansas ave. Residence Tnlr-
tenth and Clay. Office hours: y a m to
IL IA. IN and d. N. to 5 D. M Telephone
59S residence, and 16 office.
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FOR RENT-HoUsEs

FOR Rents room modern cottage 72O
Lincoln. Inquire Prof. Heck, S2S Quincy
FOR Rents room new modern cottage
400 F. 10th St. bath. closet. city water,
electric car within Il block, $40 per month.
Apply Fred Oliver. care Kemper & Pax
ton, 9Th and Quincy.
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saved the visitors from a third shutout.
tyl-Elliott Irving, secretary, Hiawatha /:
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1903-09-17
IS Laugh and Grow Fat"

Life is such a serious business with
the average mortal that an opportuno
ity for hearty laugh is more than
welcome TO most people. "A merry
heart doeth good like medicine,
and so do the the humorous features
of that great metropolitan daily, The
Chicago Record Herald. TIE first
thing that greets you on the drst page
of every issue is the numerous car
toon by Ralph Wilder, the we'll
known artist, that frequently tells
more at a glance than could be con-
yeyed in a column threading matter
Every issue contains also a humor-
Gus small story on the editorial page
and the Alternating Currents col
umn, written by s. r. Kiser, one OF
the most popular humorous writers
in the country. IN addition to all
these, the sunday issue always in
cludes a comic section, guarantee &c
produce laughter.