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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15
WYOMING WANTS HANNA.
Senator Warren Say. the People of
That State Would Nominate
Roosevelt by Acciamntion.

Senator Hanna should serve al
chairman of the national republican
committee and manage the campaign
for Roosevelt, who will be nominated
by reclamation" said Senator Warren.
OF Wyoming. II hope he will serve in
this capacity and SO do the people of
my state. The republicans of Wyoming
are all for Roosevelt. They also believe
the relations between the president and
Senator Hanna are as pleasant, whether
they are as intimate or not, as were the
relations between President Mckinley
and the Ohio senator.
Our people believe that Mr.. Roose-
velt is broad man and one in whose
care the interests of the country, of
all kinds, are perfectly safe They are
interested in having capital come to
our state and wish to do nothing that
in any way could make capital timid in
seeking investment.
I'VE believe that while protecting la
Dor President Roosevelt is also thor
cugh friend of capital in whatever form
it may be found, and that he will pro-
tect it under the laws of the land and
encourage its use and increase.
In the Rocky mountain region" con-
tinued Senator Warren, I'VE do not con.
slider it worthy of making an issue of any
plan for the revision of the tariff. 1t
may be there are cases in which the
tariff is not just what we should like
to see 1T, but we believe about it as did
Tom Reed when he said 1T is not
what you want; 1t is what you can get
in comparison with what you have got.
When we get into a tariff revision 1t
is not what we want that we will get.
AT the present time we think we
are better off without any revision. The
country generally is prosperous and the
people are doing well. A revision of the
tariff will bring with it uncertainty,
which would result in untold loss from
the stoppage of business Our Rocky
mountain country has few items of the
tariff In which we are interested direct
ly, but we are looking to the general
effect OF the tariff rather than to our
interest in specific terms.
I'VE are for the tariff just as we are
for a good navy. 1t is a national issue
with us. There are perhaps but three
or four items of the tariff that we are
directly interested In"
GyA government that can afford to
remove taxes to the amount of nearly
$4O,0O0,O0O, as was done in the repeal
of the last of the internal revenue war
taxes, and still come out at the end
of the year with surplus of about
$53,OOO,OO0, has reason to congratulate
itself on the prosperity of its people
indianapolis Journal.
ETCol Bryan's favorite plank was
completely ignored by the Iowa demo-
cratic convention. A more unneighbor-
~ or unchristianllke act could hardly
have been ccnceiped.-S... Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15
The Lucky Farmer.

Oh, the man with a hoe,
Told story of woe,
But in the procession. of years,
Some coupons he got,
First few, then lot,
And now he's the man with the shears.
Washington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15
One of Many,

Askitt-Is your son in business?
Knoitt-Ies; he's an architect.
Askitt = Indeed. What's his spe-
cialty?
Knoitt-Air Chicago Daily
News,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15
Too N1uch FOR Hi,n

"Hane you ever made bread before,
Marie?"
"Oh, yes. used to make it for my
father until his doctor made me stop"
Chicago American.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15
A Pretty Good Indication

''What makes you think she's in love
with him."
"Why, she's letting him teach her to
swim when she knows more about it
than he does. Chicago Post.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15
In the Mountnin.

From the hotel we see the hills
That in the hazy distance slip
The waiter, too. with giadness thrills
AS he goes on from tip to tip.
-Chicago Tribune
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15

she-Yes, papa is suffering terribly
from gout-he can hardly move his
foot.
He-Bah Jove, Miss Goldie, some
thing seems to tell me to speak to him
about our engagement to-day-bah
Jove.-Louisville Courier Journal.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15
Not Satisfied.

The boarder as he said farewell
Exclaimed in terms emphatic:
Madam. find your attic room
Entirely too rheumatic!"
Penn. Punch Bowl
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15
We MODERN .Ii.tre..

Fair Guest-My goodness! This
room looks like prison cell. What is
it for?
Hostess-That is to lock myself in
when l scald the cook-N. Y. Weekly
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15

I'm going away tomorrow. Won't
you think OF me sometimes while I'm
gomez"
Hadn't you better ask papa if I
may?-Chicago American.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1903-07-15

rTCol. Bryan's favorite plank was
completely ignored by the Iowa demo-
cratic convention. A more unneighbor-
" or unchristianllke act could hardly
have been ccnce;ped.-S. Louis Globe
Democrat.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03
Ideals in WOman'S Life.

~
Dufing her engagement the woman
of certain type spends her waking
and sleeping moments building a ped
estal upon which she places her below
ed. Before the honeymoon Is over she
decides that she built the pedestal too
high, and proceeds to remove a few
Of The foundation blocks labeled
"maidenhood's ideals"
About the third year of their mar
ried life she becomes possessed of the
idea that she belongs on that pedestal,
and calmly climbs up. A year or so
later she reads that Helen of Troy
played ping pong with her nations
history at forty, and that Cleopatra
had reached the same mature age
when she captivated Caesar, Anthony
and few other notables of her day.
Whereupon Milady Matrimony drops a
hint to her matter-of-fact spouse that
he ought to be proud of the right to
delve after money for the purpose of
adjoining and embellshing the figure
of one who is so marked a credit to
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

his good taste, says the Pittsburg Dis
patch.
Five years later she thinks her hus
band is something of brute because
he cannot figure out how to send two
athletic-loving boys through college
and give daughter a few finishing
touches in French and muslc-all on
$4,000 a year. Thon, when the storm
has blown over ana the boys have set
tied into business without tho college
education, and daughter is head stem.
ographer for BIN, Hurrell & Co, at
twenty per, she one day discovers that
the gray hairs are coming in thick
above rather's temples. and that there
ere lines in his face which she had
never noticed before.
Then comes to her a moment OF re
Fiction. Backward rolls the pano-
rama of their married life and she
sees it through a gentle mist. Then.
oddly enough, the man finds himself
Just where they started out together
on the pedestal.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03
GET TING HIS
FORM BACK

For several days after my arrival
at the shack on the hillside, where
was supposed to repose, sit in the
cleaning and listen to farm talk be-
cause IL was not wearing on the brain
also listen to Clara Fostering High
water on the organ for her steady, l
lad noticed an elephantine figure that
came numbering down the left side of
the road every morning when the men
started work in the field opposite.
had also noticed with what delibera-
ton that same figure came to the rail
fence, crossed it's arms upon the top
rail, lifted it's left foot to the lower
rail, and posed there in all the glori-
fication of flesh-laden soul, enjoying
things without further effort.
Finally l began to ask questions.
who is that individual over there
who seems to be happy though doing
nothing?"
You mean Lehm Pembroke? Yes,
that's him; allus does it this time of
year, when the men work He's just
watching them work, that's all, while
he's getting his health back. Lem was
spry once, before he went to Sandago
to put the war down. Since then he
hain't been we'll"
"Ah! A veteran of the affair be-
tween Spain and the United States p"
$50 he says; says he had hefty
hand in putting the thing down. But
he says he lost his health and it hain't
never come back since. He can't
work no more, poor Lem!"
The next morning Lemuel got on
the job earlier than usual, and | start
ed over to investigate the affair. TAX
ing position on the fence close by,
approached the subject by saying:
Nice crop of oats"
Lemuel peeled his China blue eyes
at me; | had disturbed him, and his
face showed it. He fastened his gaze
upon the workers, changed footrests
and said nothing.
Oats will not be very dear this sea-
son ii all the crops turn out as good
as this, friend" continued.
81 d. know"
THE boys over there are buckling
down to work getting in oats while
the sun shines. Did you ever notice
how kind nature was to weak, frail
humanity" l asked, trying to pry
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03
When God Made Woman.

It's said that God made woman from
The crooked rib of man;
Let others think the story true
If II may please them so to do,
don't and never can.
I think the Lord made woman first,
Took of the best lie had,
And labored earnestly and long
And as He labored hummed song
And In His heart was glad.
I fancy that He saw her grow
More perfect day by day
And that He studied well to know.
Just where each little dab should go
In putting on the clay.
With deft and tender touches He
Put on the rounded arms,
And Ger the bosom lovingly
Worked with artistic hope as she
Received her rarest charms.
How doubly glad he must have been
In fashionlng her face,
In modelling her rounded chin
And putting all the dlmples in,
Each at It's proper place!
And when, at last He stood and gaZed
what Joy He must have known
To find that on the form He saw
Not one imperfect part or flaw
From head to foot was shown.
There. on her pedestal she stood.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

The work of many days,
And God no doubt, was proud at heart
To see tho product of His art
And gave II honest praise.
But 10! she srake not and regret
Was in His breast therefore
His lips on hers IN kisses met
And In her breast a soul was set,
And she was clay no more.
How sweetly in the garden there
At first her laughter rang;
How gladly must the birds in air
And an the creatures everywhere
Have listened when she sang.
But sadness marked her mien ere long.
Her che ks began to fade;
She ceased TO sing her happy song,
And God, surmisng what was wrong
Had pity for the maid.
He took the dust beneath her feet,
She looked with wondering eyes
And danced and clapped her hands In
glee,
When, Watching she began to see
A brawny man arise.
Here" said the Lord, when He was
through,
do with him as you will,
/ give him soul and all to you"
She toyed with him and laughed anew,
She's toying with him still.
$. Il. Kiser, in Chicago Record Herald.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03
Lemuel open.
81 d. know"

Lemuel open.
II d. know"
Il hear you are a veteran of the
late war"
Eyes, an bgosh! l lost my health
dom it. dern it! l also lost my fig
ger, too, b. DUN! Fightin' an putin
down tibet scrimmage cost me my
health an figger. An all fur $13
month, b. gosh. tool I got malary In
all O. my cherry pecteral muscles, an
thurs a dull pain in my sarry belgium
all the while, an a dod gasted wobly
feelin through my lumber system
also, as well as chaos in my head
when have to do any hefty work, not
to mehtion shootin' sounds in my left
ariferous when | get left over on
meals cause I'm fshin'. See my
head?"
BALD as a billiard ball"
That's war, rel war. l wuz hit by
the DUNN thing frum all sides, an
well as top an bottom, b. gosh. For
| got hitched up in that deal l had n
figger like Polar. l did. went way
Polar, an cum back Twin skill
lenton, l did"
you seem to be gettln' your form
back"
Eyes, I'm roundin' up to my ole
shape, an hope in time I'll be the
same ole Polar. | will git thar If
can only keep way frum work, an
an if l git my penshin fur this dern
malary an the other sickness"
81 hope you will get it; you certain
ly deserve a pension. You have been
pretty badly used. When do you ex-
pect to get your claim allowed?"
81 d. Know"
Then Lemuel relapsed into silence
and | could not drag another word
from him. | left him leaning upon
the fence while l went back to the
shade on the hillside to think in solid
chunks.-Horace Seymour Keller in
New York Times.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03
THE REAL LAPLANDER
He Is Of emf Asiatio orisin
PECIAL GO

The real Lapanders are of semi
Asiatic origin. To-day they are very
few in number, but exceedingly inter
esting by reason of their physical as
pect, origin and manner of life. Partly
nomad they are thickly scattered over
vast area in the northern extremity
of the Scandinavian peninsula along
the upper courses of the Swedish riv-
ers flowing to the gulf Bothnia, in
the Finnish territory ceded by Sweden
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

to Russia, and in the Kola peninsula
Although most of the men are great
brandy drinkers, one seldom sees
them drunk. With families coffee is
the chief beverage, which those who
can afford the expense drink many
times a day. mixing it with sugar,
milk salt, cheese, bread, blood and
even dripping.
Thanks to the salubrity of the eli
mate, in spite of foul air and the filth
of their novels, they are remarkably
healthy. Those few who live to be
seventy or more generally have red
and sore eyes, caused by the smoke
of their tents and novels, and their
long journeys across the sunlit SHOWS.
It is no unusual sight to see the
women squatted on grass plot sew.
ing on skin clothing and smoking
their pipks. Their ,huts bre csn$ oosrry
Sta s1nfrfe comic frame, made of light
birch branches covered with canvas
or something wooden, leaving the
smoke to escape through hole in the
top.
1t is not strange that the aged wom-
en- are ugly when it is remembered
that years of bending over the fire
side, with the inevitable pipe, have
smoked them within and without
almost into living mummies. When
placed in her "pulkah" or sledge, dur
ing the family migration in winter,
grandmother is as buried in furs as
the youngest baby, and when the tent
is put up at the new encampment she
is the first to be carried in. The true
Lapp looks after his old better than
his young. He may be thief, liar and
vagabond, as his neighbors call him,
but you can mark this down to his
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

ever from aeas, which do not thrive
along The coast.
Since the middle of the seventeenth
century all the Lapps, it is claimed,
have professed Christianity. They
already possess a small religious lit
erature, and follow the rites prescribed
in the several local governments in
whose territory they dwell. Thus in
Scandinavia they are all Lutherans.
in Russia orthodox Greeks, but be.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03
Difference to peeorum.

The elder woman's lips were trem-
bling.
This IL too-too much, Madeline!"
she cried. You are my cook--my
good plain cook-to whom | would
have trusted even my last new bon
net. And yet, what do | hear? Thas
no sooner was my back turned last
night than you received visit from
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

two policemen. Oh, Madeline, Made
lire, am indeed deceived in you! One
policeman could have understood and
forgiven, but two"
"Well, mum" replied Madeline,
surely we wouldn't have an unmarried
lady sitting wild only wan policeman.
would ye? Sure, one av thin was me
cousin and the other-well, the other
was me chapyronel"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

We have an idea that If the toy
pistol were making half the mischief
in Turkey that it is in this country,
the Sultan would put it out of bust
ness for good between two puffs of
Turkish tobacco smoke.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

James ]. Corbett has entirely re-
covered from the blow which con-
cluded the recent battle, and quits
with a bank account and a contract
for the theatrical season. Why waste
sympathy?
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

In naming the new boy Francis Gro
yer, Pa Cleveland shows an apprecia-
ton of the fact that mamma comes
first as far as family matters are con-
cerned.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

abundant supplies OF food and gradu
any become blended into tn surround
ing peoples and enjoy their comforts
II might be said that the Swedish
schools are to the Lapp what the Car
iisle school is TO the American Indian
his godsend.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

Odom, the jockey, will earn about
understand three or four languages
or the higher mathematics are lucky
to make $4,000 a year,
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

A New York scientist has impover-
ished himself seeking the germ of In
sanity. In the face of so much phi
lanthropy 1t would be unkind to hint
that he did not look near enough
home.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

Andrew Carnegie predicts that
Great Britain and the United States
will be one nation some day. Mr.
Carnegie has unlimited taitn an the
power of steel bands to bind things
together.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

It takes two women longer to ex-
plain over a telephone why they can't
go to lunch together than it does a
dozen men to draw up plans to build
q railroad.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

fore they became Christians the
magic Drum played a part in their
ceremonies, as did also the pine or
birch bark on which the wizard figur-
ed instruments, animals, men or gods.
This bark, or run tree as the
Norsemen called it, was consulted on
all important occasions, and the inter
probation Of the mysterious signs was
considered the greatest art and high
est wisdom. The last of the rune"
trees was Said to have been destroyed
about the middle of the seventeenth
century. The "seitch"- curiously
shaped Stones, sometimes rudely cary.
ed, around which the rites were cele.
brated-wer thrown into the lakes
and he rivers by the Laps them
selves. Aaw are preserved in the
Swedish mueumA
tvhrro5y wien s Ruld not rule his
herds, Is no Logger buried with his
master; but cerrain shells, the souls
of the dogs" are thrown into the
grave. The feast of the summer sol.
stice also is hsre,. as elsewhere in
Europe, celebrated with bonfres kin.
dled on the hiItops. But if the fet.
ishes have disappeared, many of the
old ceremonies survive, and some
strongly SAVIOR of heathenism There
still survive traces of old pagan Gus
toms analogous to the Chamanism OF
the Mongolians.
Travellers who have studied the PEG
pie predic' that it will not be many
years before the Lapp as distinct
type will be no more. His domain Is
being SLOWLY encroached upon by the
Swedish and Finnish colonists, and he
is being driven to permanently settle
on the coast, where he will find more
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

The idea is slowly being evolved
by people in Scotland that the only
chance now is to establish a cup of
their own and invite us to challenge
for it.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

At night, when you sit on your front
porch ana talk, it is well to remember
that those to whom you talk will re-
peat what you say in broad daylight
next day.-Atchison Globe.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

Mr., Rockefeller is said to be about
TO assume control of the sulphur prod
uct of the world. If he will also get a
corner on birthstone, he may be able
to force Old Satan to terms and thus
assure his future.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

An astronomer thinks that the Mar
tians are trying to signal us again,
Perhaps they, too, are trying to find
out when Prof. Langley's aerodrome
is going to start.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

credit After the aged come the rein.
deer, then the younger women and
children.
One cannot judge the Lapps wealth
by his mode oil life, for rich and poor
alike live in wretched, dank and
squalid novels or tents, free, how.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

The probability is that Count Tol.
stoi considers every man who doesn't
wear an old blouse and go barefoot
q barbarian.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

We are now to have a train de
luxe" across the continent for the ben
eft of those exclusive ones who have
too much money to mingle with the
common herd. o Democratic sim.
plicity," what Jewel thou art
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

A good stomach is sometimes as
useful as brains in helping a man
along in the world.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

Cod liver oil has risen in price sew
eral hundred per cent. 1t is becoming
a delicacy that only the extremely
rich can afford.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

Mrs. Langtry has an abiding con
viction that she can stand any play
the public can.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

An inch on the end of a mans nose
and a second off the trotting record
are about equally conspicuous.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

II France really wants to double
her population she can do so by i'm
porting the great American cucum-
Der.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

It is almost pathetic TO think what
an awful lot Colombia has yet to
learn.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

Too many socalled gems OF thought
turn out to be paste.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

If some way could be found of
emptying the Kaw river into Mount
Vesuvius-
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

A young man seldom realizes how
dear his best girl is until he goes
broke trying to make her wishes come
true.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

At least It must be said for break
fast food that it has provided para
graphers with plenty of material.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

When gamblers fall out the lambs
are less likely to fall in.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1903-10-03

Stfhe Japanese are reported to be
Wild for war with Russia. Somebody
with a kind heart ought to tell the
.-,Sapsta rev rf,fTnls -con6rning the size
of Russia.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-31
TWO ALLEGED
PERJURERS
HAVE HEARING

Grand Rapids, Dec. 27.-The hearing
of William F. Mcknight and exsen'
ator George Il. Nichols, on the charge
of subornation of perjury at the first
trial of ex.City Attorney Salisbury for
bribery in connection with the water
deal began yesterday. One of the
most important witnesses was Arthur
Stowe of Stephens. Mich. a special
officer sworn to watch the witness Gar
man during Salsbury's trial He told
of visit by Mcknight to German dur
ing The trial Of Salisbury. Upon an
other occasion, he said he saw Leon
ard, who is charged with having aided
in the alleged bribery, hand Garman
an envelop. He saw Garman open the
epyelop and look at the money II con.
tanned. Stowe was employed by Pros
ecutor Brown and was paid SO per day
for his services as special witness. He
watched Garman for eight weeks.