Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1903-07-31

noeuous Desuetude," and Gov. MeCnl-
lough's "Lustrum."
Al man who can correctly prophesy oil
the day and hour when the bottom has
been reached in the stock market. IL
would be mighty handy for some oil u.s.
Permission to eat a dish of ice cream
TO the health of the President. Fully as
palatable as a glass of champagne or
drink of ice water.
An artist to paint the face of Niagara
Falls after it has been successfully
damned.
A coming from the woods into the
open of the man who will seriously con-
test with Redfeld Proctor the race Tor
the Senatorship next fall.
A good reason for contending that as
much intoxicating liquor is drank under
a law which makes its sale crime, as
under a law which recognizes Its sale as
a commodity lawful, under few restric-
tions.
A law to prohibit the propagation oil
human idiots, spendthrifts, paupers ana
criminals, without loss to the state.
A letting up of this nonsenical news
paper fun with st. Johnsbury. She Is
f,,"r A. WHITE as any other large town
il the state, except possibly White River
Junction. One might imagine from a
per asal of the press columns during the
past few weeks that Barre, Montpelier,
St. Albans, Rutland, Burlington, Ben
nington, and others, had within their
borders no places of evil resort. II
such be the case just rise up gentlemen
and make your claims.
'. constitutional provision under which
the printing offices Of Vermont shall
nave hack at the public printing .
Massachusetts, or New York. Or els
extend the Chinese exclusion act t.
Albany printers, and let our own babie
have a little more milk.
A composite picture of the Washing
ton county candidates for the governo
ship in 1904. Might it not preser
some features suggestive of Washington
Webster, or Mark Twain.
The speedy repeal of the hedgeho
law, SO that loyal sons and daughter
who have gone from us may find upo
their next visit during Old Home Wee
one reminder of the olden time, even
this age when all has become New.
An offer of ten to one that Sir Thom
with Shamrock Ill lifts the cup. c
which event we will all tip our hat
over our eyes, and smile to see the Ur
ted States given the chance to take Il
offensive in 1904. We would name Il
challenger "The Republican" and sure
win.
A visible illustration of the late
theory of creation. That every atom
the material universe is, within itself,
system of revolving worlds around
common center is difficult to fully col
prehend without picture showing t
true relationship of things. We a
willing to believe it; we do believe
but we are DESTROYS of making it int
ligible to the infant class in our hoI
circle.
A little less courage among the nav
soldiers of the United States. 1t m
seem little thing and of no consequent
to take possession of few little ledg
under the shadow of Borneo, and bra
them with the U. S., but such recreati
may encourage a desire to gobble
those larger islands on the northwt
of Europe, and then we might find OF
selves in a hornets nest. A little d
erection may incline to the idea that
are stretched about as far now as is sa
When the rubber band is sufficient
stretched it is easily punctured.
Christian Manliness Supreme