The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1903-07-30
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tsesbi siil pFtpo.s 10 b W Einh Oh.
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By yonraif, Bisht Boy Yssm. Teach
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poi ipf Bridge. o. sm cot bui she
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10 doubi H.
-Miss Cher mibeion says she 10 very
fond Of snimsis. remarked Pliesens' sis
Yer. Perhaps there's hopes Tor me. then.
ssid BIisssns. Sbe called me . brute tie
other day.
-Mlsiress tsresiiy shocked -Is il posi-
bic, Mary. yoa ere mshios bresd sithou,
having washed your bspdsi New Girl =
Lor. what's The difference. mumi H..
brown bread
-Peddier Want 10 buy 90 umbrella
ohesp. bossi Merchant No; shs,'s the
u"i Whenever ! boy % umbrella some
body steals II. Peddler Well, this one
amt worth sleslins.
"A distirs oished lawyer and bic siie
v~c Of scoisi gathering shers the ques
lion YES discussed: Who would you rs,b
~ be 10 not yourselii His vile s.ksd bin
for bic replyto the question. He snsssr
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-Msmms, ssid Bsatie IS there came 8
brief psuse 10 the conv,rsslion on the par,
Of the csllers, isn't II time Tor 700 TO ssh
me What learned 81 the kioderssrieo 10
dyf II you don't do II pretty soon I'll
forge. WIS. Jon told me TO ssy.
10 sprins 70 hin look da ooai dasIah
10 dc eye vid disdsin 90 git oush sscor
Wind befo de icemsu 90 bis srsbhoots git
holt OBJ % 10 Dc sommsh. ssys Jidse
Wooltop Of BiscksiiIs Di, en- What
make bin er loyal season.
-Doyoa knos, remarked The pessimist,
lthisk l have expefierosd every kisd Of
hsrd lock on the lie. creep, hanging.
Well. you sbouidns be discouraged, Ul
marked the op,imist R-mem Der the old
sisgs. While there is lie there 10 hope.
Miss Dashsvsy IL YES very good Of
yon 10 name Jour sstomeblls sitter ne.
BY the ssy. vhs, is II lik.i Nj C.shieieh |
We'll, 1, lent thing Of beauty. bat ne
the fss,est bunch Of wheels that ever GENE
dovn The bonlsvsrd.
-Dont you know thai yoa could Own . |
hoose Tor The money Jon spend 90 smok |
insi Yes. scsverefed the obstinate n
bat NAY be the trouble With tslss end .,
sessmeats snd repairs would drive ne 10
diiIk. sod thai sould b. worse.
WIFE Il ousb' 10 40 to bed. Tor l'n |
ssiaIlr sleepy. bat I'm hungry, too. 10.
b.oi Wait; veil hsve soms i,nch. III
] biois ht home tidbit ioIsy aud lsit II
10 'ae back kitchen. Wiie-It's DARK 90,
there; you'il had . c,ndis nasbsud-
o., can Hnd IL 10 the dark. lie Lmbu,
ger cheese.
-Snfs Passenger Hare. csndoctor,
ismy faro. ! bad no desire 10 bsst tbs
conpsnr. b.. 1 ihoashi l sonid iass ere
II l could fool you By getting bay vitb
this besspspet Conductor = ssv you.
bn, yen looked - II yoa needed Informs
,ion sooa deal worse than shs CON pspy
nesds money. 90 ,aa LEI yea reed.
A stvsut gave bic mss,es notice 10
leave. Ill, employer reasoned With him
aio TIE wisdom Of mskios . chance, see
o. be bid been msDy yesss 10 ole siias
tson sud be Um1ksd. You tnov, Then
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hsps rot. cir. bal T. se,s . lot Of polisb,
ssii iss men,
10 srssiiy the curiosity Of The pubic.
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9Th The bolsbooh. gill you place tell me
u sss e'st con'ributios yoa ever scot 10
nse'sas sss scceptedi The literary eel
sbriiy SAILED acnisiiy. I su happy 10
ssy IL uss. be answered WhSt vss ~
YoS' coll 70 Tor yssr's Subscription. l.
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