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The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-10-24

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At the home of John Ennor in this
city, Wednesday evening, Clark
Adams, of Huntington, and Miss
Katie Cornell, of Weiser. were united
in marriage by Rev. w. w. Deal. of
the Methodist church. Mr.. Adams
is express agent at Huntington. and
an estimable young man Miss Con-
mel is well known in Weiser. where
she has resided for many years She
is sister-in-law of James Pringle
o. S. j.. section foreman at Weiser
VIM. Howard and Mrs. Belle
Cochran, both Of Meadows, were
married Tuesday evening at Council.
by Rev Guy Foster, Of the Congre-
gauoDsl church. Mr.. and Mrs.
Howard are well known residents OF
Meadows. They will reside on Mr.
Howard . ranch on the Little salmon
river near Pollock,
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1903-10-24
Wedding Bells.

The wedding of Waldo Taylor, of
American Falls, and Miss Marguerite
Watson, of Welser, occurred at the
home of the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Alex Watson, on Warm
Springs creek Wednesday morning,
at IL 80 a. m. The ceremony was
performed by Rev e. A. Paddock,
in the presence of about 20 intimate
friends of the couple. After the
ceremony an elegant dinner was
served by Mrs. Watson, to the guests.
Mr.. and Mrs. Taylor were the
recipients of many beautiful and
valuable presents.
Mrs. Taylor is a well known in
Weiser, and was for many years a
teacher in the public schools of the
city. Mr.. Taylor is the editor and
proprietor of the American Falls
Advertiser, and an excellent young
man. The Signal extends congrat-
ulatlons TO Mr.. and Mrs. Taylor.
Henry Graves and Miss Mary G.
Mills, of La Grande, Oregon, were
married Wednesday afternoon at the
Methodist parsonage, by Rev. w. W.
Deal. Mr.. and Mrs. Graves are old
friends of Rev. Deal, and they came
from their home to be united by him.
They returned to their home on the
evening train.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
WOMEN HELPED THEM.
New Story About the Youngers' Raid
on NorthfieId.

New story ABOUT the Youn9ers na'o
on Mortified.
Carthage, Mo-, Feb. 16.-New light
is thrown upon the operation of the
James and Younger gang by the state
ment of George Plain, who lives near
this city, that the outlaws were &C
companied on their Mortified (Minn.)
raid by two women. Belle Starr and
Sallie Starr, disguised as men. Plain
and Sallie Starr were married in
1885 and lived together until her death
a year ago at Claremore, Ind. T. Plain
says his wife told him the gang
stopped at Owatonna, Mimi, wlNe
planning the robbery. She and Belle
Starr guarded the horses of the out
laws during the attack on the bank.
It was Cole Younger and Jesse James
who went into the bank, where the
cashier was killed. Frank and Jesse
James and the two women escaped to-
gether and went by rail to Chicago.
One object the outlaws had In going
to Minnesota was to kill Maj. Samuel
Hardwick of Liberty, Mo-, who had
worked with the officers to capture the
James Boys. Fearing for his life he
fed to Minnesota.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
POISON N Coffee.
SEQUEL OF AN ATTEMPTED
WHOLESALE MURDER At
LOUISVILLE.
WIPE OUT MS WHOLE FAMILY
YOUNG MAN IS CHARGED WITH
PUTTING ARSENIC IN
COFFEE.
WANTED TO SECURE AN ESTATE
DEATH OF RELATIVES WOULD
LEAVE HIM HEIR TO LARGE
PROPERTY.
WANTED TO SECURE AN ESTATE

Louisville, Feb. 16.-The grand jury
yesterday returned an Indictment
against Birch Cooper, one of the most
prominent young men in Louisville,
charging him with having attempted
to poison his grandmother and other
relatives, all of whom are wealthy.
Arsenic was placed in the coffee
served at the Birch residence and all
except young Cooper drank the deadly
beverage. His wife only drank few
swallows. Old Mrs. Birch, her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Phil Feaman, Mrs. Emma
Wade, Mrs. Frank Cannon, Rachael
Davis and young Mrs. Cooper became
deathly i'll and are now just recover
ing from the effects Of the drug.
According to the provisions of the
will of the late George Birch, Cooper's
grandfather, his estate of about half a
million dollars was to go to the grand
children upon the death of his widow
and children.
Commonwealth Attorney Huffaker
declares that Cooper's motive was to
wipe out the family and then lay claim
W d DIS part VI VIC estdle, winch, CT
the death of the others, would right
fully belong to him. Young Cooper
was arrested Immediately after the in
dictment was returned. He was in
consultation with a criminal lawyer
when arrested. He only said: I'm
not talking
The detectives who have been at
work on the case say the evidence
against young Cooper is very strong.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
in DANGER FROM MOB.
Indianapolis Doctor is Saved by Wig
iIance of Police.

Indianapolis Doctor Is Saved by Wig
ilance of Police.
indianapolis, Feb. 1G. - DR.. j. G.
Alexander, who has been on trial since
Monday, charged with completely in
grave robbing. and who was in the
criminal court yesterday awaiting the
verdict of the jury, was in imminent
danger from mob at late hour yes
terday afternoon. and only the vigil
ance of the police saved him from in
dignity and possible bodily harm. The
jury is still out Last night Juror ].
B. White was stricken with heart fail
ure and a physician was hastily sum-
moned. The doctor soon revived him
and advised that he be put to bed.
This was done. DR.. Baker said the at
tack came during a heated discussion,
which brought it on. This is taken as
an indication that the jury will fail to
agree.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
BAER now GIVES IN
OFFERS TO DO EXACTLY wu..
MINERS DEMANDED NINE
MONTHS AGO
CLOSES CASE FOR OPERATORS
READING PRESIDENT HANDS olIr
RoAsTs IN VARIOUS
DIRECTIONS.
CLOSES CASE FOR OPERATORS,
MINERS SIDE ABiy PRESENTER
ATTORNEY BARROW SAYS wao.
STATEMENTS CANNOT BE
RELIED UPON.

Philadelphia, Feb. IA. - Before q,
audience that filled every inch of
space in the United States circnt
court room, President George F. Raor
of the Reading company YESTERDAY
made the closing argument for tho
coal operators before the strike com.
mission, and Clarence S. Darrov
chief counsel for the miners, began tho
summing up for the strikers. The
principal speakers held the attention
of the auditors throughout the session
Baer concluded his address by max.
ing proposition to pay the contract
miners sliding wage scale, the wages
to fall or rise with the market price Of
coal at New York, but in no case to
fall below the present basis for three
years. All employees other than con.
tract miners are to get an increase Of
per cent.
President Baer attacked the miners
civic federation, the national legls.
lators at Washington and those to
whom he referred as "meddlers" in
the projected settlement of the strike.
He defended the trusts at great length.
The miners union, he said, was tho
only dangerous trust of which he had
knowledge. He said:
1--WE concede to organized labor the
same rights we claim for organized
capital-each must keep within tie
law"
Baer argued that uniform wage
scale would be impossible. Neither
could the operators delegate to any
labor union the right to determine who
should be employees.
barrow Talks for Miners.
Mr.. barrow, in opening, made COM
plimentary reference to the patience
of the commission, reviewed the strike
and all the sufferings it entailed He
went on to tell of the operators re.
fusal to give the men more money,
and said:
I'm the last hour of this proceeding,
the man more responsible than any
other comes before this commission
and says he will do exactly that which
these men demanded nine months De-
fore, and which the operators in their
blindness, their ignorance and Their
stupidity refused. Why did not MT.
Baer go to John Mitchell nine months
ago as he came to this commission TO-
day? You can do just as you please
about recognizing the union. If you
do not recognize it. it is because you
are blind and you want to bump up
against it some more; that is all IL
is here to stay and the burden is uiIn
you and not upon us"
Mr.. Darrow's remarks we're directed
principally at the wage statements
presented to the commission, WHICH,
he said, could not be relied upon.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
ORDERS TO CLOSE UP ALL FRAUD
uLENT. TURF EXCHANGES
IN CITY.
ST. LOUIS GRAND JURY AT WORK
DROPS ALL OTHER BUSINESS TO
INVESTIGATE TURF COM.
PANIES.

=
ment companys offices were raided
here yesterday afternoon by detectives
and q number of attaches arrested.
The head of fourth concern, warned
of the proposed movement, made ms
escape before the detectives arrived.
The different firms visited by the po-
lice were the H. Brolaski company, $50
Dearborn street; Benedict & Co., room
7O3, No. 235 Dearborn street, and A. j.
Demorest & Co., on the eighth floor in
the Temple Court building.
When the detectives reached the
Demorest place the president Of the
company. A. ]. Demorest, could not be
found, and there was number of per-
sons in front of the locked door clam
oring for payment.
The raids followed general police
order to close all fraudulent turf eX-
changes in Chicago. Three squads OF
detectives started out simultaneously
to round up the alleged offenders. The
first place visited was the offices OF
Brolaski & Co. Brolaski and five per-
sons were taken in charge. Brolaski
declared that he had been
Doing Nothing Wrong,
and that he was carrying on bust
ness for the benefit Of his investors.
In the office at the time were two
women, however, who said they had
made investments, but had been UNI
able to get their money back when
they called for it.
During the raid at Benedict & Co.'s
office a number of men called to ask
that the money they had entrusted
with the company be returned to them.
At the Continental Investment COM
pany the stenographer, woman. was
taken in custody, but the manager
could not be found.
Just how much money Demorest
took away with him when he left his
office is not known, but the place was
besieged by dozens of patrons all af-
ternoon, who claimed they were heavy
investors.
The heads of the Benedict and Bro
laski concerns were booked at the po-
lice station on state charges of con-
Quoting bookmaking business, and on
city charges of running gambling en-
terprises. There are numerous other
"Turf Investment establishments in
Chicago, and further raids by the po-
lice probably will be made to-day.
Grand Jury After Them.
st. Louis. Feb. 16. - All books and
records in the Office of F.. j. Arnold &
Co. were seized by deputy sheriffs un-
der orders of the grand jury and car
ried to the circuit attorneys office.
They will be examined by the grand
Jury. John j. Ryan's books were pro-
duced on subpoena.
The grand jury has dropped all 9th
er work in order to rush this particu-
lar inquiry.
The members of the committee ap-
pointed by the Missouri senate to in
vestigate turf investment and similar
companies arrived in St. Louis last
evening. Subpoenaes have been is
sued by the committee to the represen-
tatives of all the turf investment COM
panies operating here.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
YIELD WITH A PROTEST
Bolivia Reluctantly Comedies All De.
mands of Brazil.

Bolivia Reluctantly Comedies All De.
mands Of Brazil.
La Paz, Bolivia, Feb. 16. - The b.
livian government yesterday afternoon
delivered it's reply to the ultimatum
presented by the Brazilian minister
Senior Santos Lisboa. Bolivia accepts
Internationally. but under protest, all
the Brazilian demands. The Bolivian
expedition commanded by Gen. Panlo,
the president, will not cross latitude
10 degrees 20 minutes, the southern
boundary of the contested territory.
Therefore, it is most improbable that
any collision between the Brazilian
and Bolivian forces will occur. 1t is
generally supposed here that the Acre
revolutionists will surrender their
arms to the Brazilian troops immedi-
ately.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
CHARGED WITH FORGERY.

Postoffiee Money Order Brings Trouble
to Holder.
Grand Forks. N. D., Feb. 14.-Frank
Mundigal of East Grand Forks was
arrested last night by United States
officer OH charge Of cashing post
Office order intended for another man
and forging the owners name to it.
The order had been sent in care of
Mundigal for a man who was recently
sent to the Minnesota State peniten-
tiary from Crookston for stealing O
watch, and Mundigal is said to have
cashed the order on his own account.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
DR.. DAVIDSON ENTHRoNEo

impressive Ceremonies Mark Ases"
sion to Archbishopric OF Cantet oa,;d.
London, Feb. 14-Dr. Randall pa .ah.
son was enthroned yesterday as a, .,rr
bishop of Canterbury, in Canee' sors.
cathedral, with much stately ~ :.
monial. The cathedral was fll!eu ~.
its capacity with church dis nl ma;ss
and civil, naval and military onlo aas.
in full robes or uniforms. The plos So.
sion which preceded the archol s" ~
to the altar took twenty mlnute minutes.
pass up the nave. After the pre ss;sh.
ton of the mandate for the arcnp'' =,
ops enthronement the archaeaoot ha
Canterbury placed the primate Oh ~
throne.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
COLLEGE BURNS DOWN.
Faculty Hopes to Keep Students To

Faculty Hopes to Keep Students To-
gether and Carry on the Work.
Hutchinson, Mimi, Feb 13-Flames
appeared on the roof Of the new Ans
gar college at J. o'clock yesterday af-
ternoon. The fire started in the gar
ret, where it is supposed a boy had
secreted himself to evade the Wig
lance of the ianitor and calmly puff
his cigarette. The flames slowly
worked down to the basement in spite
of the work of the fire department,
and the college is now a mass of
black-faccd walls. The faculty de-
clare that the school will continue and
the term be completed. and that all
students may remain. The building
was insured for 100000.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
Died From Injuries.

Red Wing, Mimi, Feb. 10. - Peter
Peterson, blacksmith at Gcodhue,
died as result of an accident while
cleaning his stable One of the
horses became frightened and fan
against an arrangement with which
Mr.. Peterson was cleaning the barn,
which struck him in the abdomen.
The injuries were not supposed to be
at all serious, but the man died within
few hours.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
Too Much Eirewater.

Black River Falls, Wis. Feb. IA. -
The body If MIS-. William Hinsley was
found on The other side Of the river,
opposite the city. She had been drink
ing st the saloons near the depot, and
it is thought she layed down on the
river bank and was frozen. She had
been selling bead work to one OF the
merchants .:cre in the afternoon, and
from the proceeds she bought her fire.
water. She was forty years old, and
leaves two sons. She was squaw.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
Dead of Leprosx.

Fargo, N. D., Feb. 13.-S. Aardal of
Silvista, in Walsh county, died last
week Of leprosy. He has suffered for
fifteen years, and was kept in an
isolated building and cared for by rel
atives. A wife and six children sur
Vive. Prior to the development of the
disease Aardal was a prosperous
farmer. He became blind many years
ago. and his toes and fingers had dis.
appeared.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
SOLDIERS SEEK TROUBLE.
They Cannot Wait for Philippine Lite
Before Using Guns.


sturgis =. w. .... 40, - Sheriff
Brown was informed Tuesday night
that number of soldiers of the Thir'
teenth cavalry at Fort Meade had or
ganized to come up here during the
night with carbines and make trouble.
The sheriff Immediately went to the
post and told the commander of the
report. The commander investigated
and found about forty carbines miss
Ing. A patrol was Immediately sent
out after all soldiers in town. Some OF
the carbines are said to have been Sc
GREETED in brush near the town. The
incident is said to have been brought
about by recent shooting ARRAYS. The
prompt action of the sheriff probably
prevented what might have been a
serious affair. Nothing further is an
ticipated.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
PAT GROVE IN ENGLAND.
Has Job With Wholesale House at a
Good Salary.

Good Salary.
Omaha, Feb. 16. - ]. j. Grove of
Council Bluffs, Iowa, has received a
letter from England stating that Pat
Grove, his brother, alleged to have
been connected with the kidnapping of
Eddie Cudahy, is now in Liverpool.
The letter states that Pat is employed
as a solicitor for wholesale house,
and is receiving 5000 month salary.
In writing to j. ]. Grove the relative
says that when Pat left this country
he went direct to England, where. IN
der an assumed name he enlisted in
the English army and went to South
Africa. Upon the close OF the war he
returned to England and secured his
present employment. The information
is also conveyed that Pat Grove is
ready to return to Omaha il he is
guaranteed immunity from prosecu-
ton.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
WANT PRIVATE LABELS.

Grocers Suggest Alteration Of New
Pure Food Law.
Marshalltown, Iowa. Feb. IA. - The
Northwestern Iowa Wholesale Gro
GERS association at its meeting yes
terday relative to the pure food bill
now pending in congress declared in
favor of an amendment allowing
grocers to put Oil the market goods I'M
der private labels. The desires OF the
association were wired to the Iowa
delegation in congress.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
LEGISLATORS INSPECT.

Committees Examine institution for
the insane.
Fergus Falls. Mimi, Feb. 1.-THE
legislative committees on insane hos
pitfalls visited the Fergus Falls hospital
yesterday and made careful inspec-
tion of the institution. They also con-
ferred with the officers and employees
relative to pending measures to ~
duce the hours of labor of nurses, but
found that the nurses in general pre-
ferred an increase in pay They will
visit the other hospitals before making
definite recommendations
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
WORK ON BONANZA.

Copper Miners Strike Gold Deposit
and Organize New Company.
Ashland, Wis. Feb. 10. - A million
dollar mining and development COM
pany was organized in Ashland yes.
terday, backed by a number of bust
ness men of Ashland, WATERFOWL, s..
D., and elsewhere. A week ago gold
was discovered in the Holmes copper
mine, twenty miles south of Ashland,
and developments are SO rich that the
company has changed from a copper
company into gold mining company.
Gold was struck $40 feet below the
surface Oh the Penokee copper range.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
RECIPROCITY WITH CANADA
The Joint High Commission May S'ee'
Auajn.

Chicago, Feb. 14.-Reciprocity WIN
Canada is now confidently believed ~
be in sight by the advocates Of t nat
policy With the removal OF .ne
Alaskan boundary line stumbling block .es
a reimbursement of our relations WIZ .ar
Canada on better basis is looked III
by men in congress who are interest," inter J,
ed. Senator Fairbanks, presiden' ~ =.
the joint high commission, whose :s a.
forts were nullifled by the imposs .;on
ity of settling the boundary qles .lat
has told intimate friends that the JUN in
high commission would be called asa'a
to meet, perhaps as early as Marcn ~ r.
and that overtures would be naa ~. ~
Sir wilfred Laurier and the other v lsat
adam commissioners to the END .na a
a reciprocity convention may be nes'
tiated.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
BIG PLANT is FOUND.
Executive Agent Fullerton Gets Much
Contrakand Game.

Executive Agent Fullerton Gets Mueh
Contratand Game.
St. Paul, Feb. 13.--About 900 part
ridges and seventeen saddles of ven
ison were contiscated yesterday after
noon by Executive Agent S. +. Fuller
ton of the state game and fish COM
mission. The seizure is the largest
ever made in the history of the Min
nesota game and fish commission, and
the aggregate minimum fines would be
about $3.50. The contraband game
was found in a back room of the resi-
dencc of MI ErtZ on Rice street. MT.
ErtZ, who is in the commission bust
ness on East Third street, was placed
under arrest, and the game was load
ed on two drays and carried to cold
storage warehouse.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19

Probably it did not occur to that St.
Louis woman, who says she knows 500
e! her sisters that gamble, that some
,ude persons might view her remarks
in the light of confession.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19

Twelve men ATTEMPTED to drive
manager of Nevada mine from the
state. He killed three of them and
wounded three others. AS he did this
all with one revolver he seems to be
entitled to remain few days longer.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19

An unfavorable report has been
made on the bill proposing to change
the date of the presidential Inaugural
ton. Like all Of his predecessors the
next President will have to be inau-
gurated in the rain.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
WOMAN is ACCUSED.

Indictment Charges That She Used
Ak With Murderous Result.
Des Moines, Iowa, Feb. IA. - Mrs.
Frank Lavelleur was arrested at New
ton yesterday. charged with the muir
der of her husband. 1t is alleged i'll
the Indictment that she killed him
with an AK and placed the remains in
a barn, which she subsequently set on
fire. The alleged crime occurred last
summer Lavelleur was the woman's
third husband
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
sickel Is Caught.

Milwaukee, Feb. 14.-Antone D.. bi'A Aid
treasurer of the Catholic FANNY ,:.an.
society and saloonkeeper VINO u asted
peared several days ago, was az, -. the
at Mcmillan, Wis, yesterday os 20
sheriff on request of the police n0''
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19

& With haring headlines New York
paper boasts of the first beat" or
d scoop" received by wireless tele-
graph. This sheds an interesting
light on a general impression that
many wireless r'os-oses had been
DILL ed in tho ,afore.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
RURAL TELEPHONES.

Farmers Expect Success With Their
Newly Started Scheme.
Vermil!nM, S. D., Feb. u. - The
stock company recently formed by the
farmers of Norway township for the
purpose Of constructing a rural tele-
phone line to this city is meeting with
success. and there is now no doubt
that work ON the new line will COM
mence as soon as the weather will per
nit in the spring.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
Drummer Is Dead.

Prairie du Chen, Wis.,, Feb. 10. -
red =. Meyer. travelling salesman for
The Peasless-Bielke Co. of DUBUQUE.
committed suicide here by swallowing
three ounces of carbolic acid. Cause
CT the act is not known.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19

A Chicago alderman has introduced
an ordinance to compel all BARRIERS to
prove their skill! in an examination. If
the BARRIERS do not turn the tables on
the querist he should get tie prize for
yoluDility.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
BOYS SKULL is CRUSHED.
Killed in Collision While coastine
Down a Hill.

st. Paul, Feb. 16.-Fred Lawrence
Lindgren. the sixteen-year-old son Of
Magnus Lindgren, was fatally injured
while sliding down HILL Lindgren was
coasting on a small sled, which col
lided with heavy sixteen-foot bob
loaded with fifteen boys. The plank
of the bob struck him squarely on top
of the head, crushing the skull almost
beyond recognition. Lindgren died
two hours after the accident.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19
Largest Tree In State.

Fed Lake Falls, Mimi, Feb. 13. -
"'Sat is believed to be the largest
tEee i'll the state was discovered en- the
farm of o. Mikkelsen, mile west of
the city. 1t is a cottonwood and meas
urcs &c feet in circumference.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1903-02-19

The Scientific American gives as a
remedy for headaches he simple ex-
ercise Of walking backward. The the
DRY is that the patient will eventually
fall down and break his neck, which
is guaranteed cure.