New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1903-09-04
LIE HONE Ga NE FUTURE.


ing OF the picnic swell affair.
THE HOME OF THE FUTURE.
In time. SAYS Professor II Marion, Of the Tni t
States Naval Aeademy alng machine diskS mn 5,sa
and instead OF reading printed books the
novel read him in the living voice OF its creator
At evening when the lamps lit.
Our home is one OF peace;
A S3g al the o pRQ f2oSbes cease SIT
The whiring disk at mothers ear
Is telling how to cook.
And fathers trying hard to hear
The Great Campaign Of Crook
The baby turns on Mother Goose;
The older sister signs
When Lady Cls 5oI TitG no e*S c1s:
The boys. are hearing pirate scenes.
The younger girls have magazines
That MARBLE fancy work
The medley comes: "set on the stove
And simmer half a day
The enemy's in wonder grove
His name is DaDple Gray
Alas! Ny lover loves me not!
Now iP rake their S sides with solid shoti
With silk floss in between"
And Mary had a little lamb
Peel with a kitchen knife
The guiding star Of Amsterdam
I come. my own. ny life!
Wherever Crook took the Command
The lamb was sure to go
Our home life is serene and grand;
-(Chicago Tribune.
The advertising craze is getting g foothold in
Germany. II reports are be believed. Some Ger
man students recently wished 10 make ascent
Of Mont Blanc but did not have money enough to
defray their expenses. They went to some large
German manufacturing concerns and offered to
paste their advertisements on the path up the
mountain If their expenses paid. Some of the
firms accepted the offer. and ii is thought that
the officials will forbid the posting Of the dishgur-
ing signs.
=, Say Chimmie. see dat man gettin' on de car?
amt no general Amt got no brass Buttons nor
stars stars nor not'in Aw he amt no soldier general
delivery windy.''-tkansas city Journal
4 rather exciting wedding occurred IN King
man. Kan, according to The Leader-Courier -
Just as the excursion train ready 70 start for
Pratt, the conductor having said all aboard a
young man came running 10 the train and breath
lessly inquired for Probate Judge John McKenna
who was the train The judge came forward
and asked what was wanted. when the young man
said: II have my girl uptown and want mar
riage license Of you and want you to marry US -
Judge McKenna asked him to wait until he re-
turned in the evening, when he would relieve his
wants the train was ready start and the
bell ringing. but the young said it a case
wherein there could be waiting and insisted
that the judge come with him. The conductor
was consulted in the matter and he very promptly
consented to hold the train until the marriage
could be performed and thus was the machinery
OF the great Santa Fe system temporarily blocked
accommodate young Kansas farmer and his
expectant bride The judge. rugged out in his base
ball suit accompanied the bridal party his Office
where the license was issued and the ceremony
performed in regulation style uniting Ava Cyrus
Moore and Lavina WiIburn. two worthy young
people of SegO. as man and wife after which the
judge made for the waiting train. the bell
iingled the whistle footed and the happy excur-
sionsts sped on their way TO Pratt.
Called Him Brother-Harlow-I noticed you called
Fred brother Does he Belong
cali h% 6er ny E pT0 to
be a sister 10 him--(Boston Transcript.
At the second reunion Of the John Taylor family
at Hadey. Mass. the other day. the informal ton
was given forth that the Taylor name runs back to
Baron TaiIlefer the Norman hero. who lost his life
ct the battle Of Hastings N 1856. Like many other
family names, It has passed through a series Of
changes from "Taefer'' to 'Taylefer." and at last
20 Taylor" with variations OF Taller and
"Tayler." The Taylors ancent and honor
able family. whose beginning is far back in the DIM
unmeasured past But so. too. the tailorsl
What She Called It-Margaret is still few
months under three years of age. but she is old
enough to be o6servant and to put two and two
father has been away from home. and she has more
ing. probably. than most little girls she had never
the older ones writing Win Il and using The boft
The other day she was writing usual with a
pencil. or making the marks the paper which
She calls writing, when she saw blotter living on
the desk OF her reach. OF course she wanted H.
but she did know the name OF IT, She Thought
about il a little. and then said. Daddy. give me
that please.
Give YOU what asked her father.
She pointed a fat finger at the blotter and re-
piled Give me that ink napkin. diapers Mag
aZine.
II 10 country IN the world are courtships 50
abnormalIy long IN Bohemia. where engage
ments commonly last from fifteen 10 twenty years.
in fact there recently died age Of nnety-nine
an old man who had been courting for seventy-hve
nd VIII was "A on il deaf he1
Small Catherine spilled the Ink over her mothers
desk. the rug. the chairs, and her apron. When
her father returned night his little daughter met
han at the door and asked. Papa. how much does
a bottle OF ink COST" oh. about i've cents
Five cents" exclaimed the little girl in tone OF
deep disgust And just think that mamma would
make al that fuss about little bottle Of ink.'
-LLippincotts Magazine.