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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Al a social gathering in London not
long ago a Miss Gushingtou. on being
introduced to Rudyard Kipllng said
she Thought OF going IN for being an
author. but was afraid Of writer's
cramp. Mr. Kipling said he had once
suffered IN that way. but had been
cured BY a piece Of beefsteak. And
how did you apply ~" said the young
woman. "Grllled aud internally was
the reply "and II cured the cramp ]
had. But then perhaps you and | are
thinking Of different parts Of the
human anatomy.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Ex-Governor Johnson OF the Chick
asaw nation is likely to be reelected
to the governorship again. Mr. john
son is a man Of good address, pol
ishod and courtly and so well up Ia
the civilization OF the white man that
no one would think him Of aborigine
stock except for his coalblack hair
and the suggestion Of copper hue.
Governor johnson has done much to
advance the cause OF education
among bis people. He is held in the
greatest respect By all classes in the
ierritory.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
~ -..
f1E RESULT Or DIE !.
Effect Of Brain Food on People Of
Massachusetts Village.

Charles p Thompson who for years
represented the Gloucester, Mass. dis
trict in Congress and who once de-
feated Ben" Butler for that position,
had a party OF fellow representatives
at the old seacoast town. What Ia
the diet OF these peopleg" asked a
New Yorker. Fish. mostly" re.
sponded the Massachusetts, man.
why" spoke up a VirgiDlan. =
thought FISH was brain food. These
are really the most unintelligent look
ing persons | ever saw" Well" said
Thompson. sjust think what they
would look like II they didn't eat
fish
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Il am supposed to die of a broken
heart said the unmanageabIe act
ress. Nov. how am | to know how a
person with a broken heart behaves2"
'I'll tell you what to do" answered
the cold-blooded manager. You study
the author of this play after he sees
your first performance Of it."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

How do you know it is rheuma-
tism?7 asked his friend. You haven't
seen a doctor.
Il know what it is, all right replied
the victim. rheumatism is one Of
those things that doesn't need an in
PRODUCTION"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

the only surviving member Of the crew
sf the America. the stanch schooner
Facht that originally ''lifted" the ia
nous cup and brought 1t over to this
country from England. The captain
took part In the memorable race, and.
though he was at the time but mere
boy, he has a most vivid recollection
of the event and tells a remarkably
interesting story Of how we wrested
the great silver trophy from our Eng
fish cousins
4 was only sixteen years old at the
time OF the race, says the captain,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

the starting point. The wind was blow
Ing very light as the signal gun was
fired. The Aurora crossed the line first
and got away well in the lead. We had
hard luck In getting away. and every
other boat preceded u.s. The light
winds seemed to favor the English
boats. We were disheartened a bit
at first. I remember. But pretty soon
g good breeze sprang up. We spread
an the canvas We could. and at once
commenced to pick up.
Before we reached the station
ship, anchored half way IN the course.
we had passed every one Of the other
boats. AS we turned the stadon-ship
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Il begin to suspect" said Mrs. Old.
castle that your husband is a good
deal Of an altruist"
"Oh. no." her hostess replied.
Josiah amt one Of them at all Ha
thinks things just happen according
to the way they are at the time"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Publishers association. Is business
manager and treasurer Of the Boston
Globe He Is the son OF the editor
in.ohlef and has had a thoropgh train
ing In the newspaper business from
his youth up. After graduating he
studied newspaper methods IN New
York. He then began on the Globe as
reporter and worked his way up to
assistant managing editor. subse-
ouenuy. as business manager. he also
proved an eminent success.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

burned dangerous near to it, but thus
far It has withstood the rayages Of
time. The Temple church was built
by the Knights Templar on the model
Of the Holy Sepulcher at Jerusalem.
It is one Of the ave remaining round
churches OF Europe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
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tatIng England for several weeks. Al
though be declares he knew nothing
Of the Raging that prevailed in his
regiment the Grenadier guards. and
which included the hOgglng OF the
sons and nephews of several dukes.
Col. Kinloeh has been held RESPONSE
bic for the escapades Of his subal.
terms and retired on half pay
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

A pair OF women's shoes made in
Lynn. Mass. 10 establish a record
for rapid shoemaking. required nifty
seven different operations and the use
Of forty-two machines and 100 pieces.
All these parts were assembled and
made into a graceful pair Of shoes.
lAadH in wear IN thlrteen minutes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
Efective.

Bienks-"Do you believe in the pos
sibility of the cure Of disease by sug-
gestion?'
Biinks-"Whv, certainly was
feeling pretty sick last week, and my
wife suggested that 80 to a doctor
and it cured me right away"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
Not Sd sure About La.

They say that death loves a shin.
ing mark"
Does he? Well. it seems to me I've
noticed that the fellows Who wore the
most gold lace had no trouble IN
lodging danger when any real hight.
ing was going on"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Jaggles-I see the scientists have
determined that only the male parrots
learn to talk
Waggles-That's probably so, TO
judge from the language they USE
New York Times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
The Real Need.

"rd like to have some good. old
fashioned home cooking, said tha
man with a permanent sour express
sion
What you mean said the physi-
elan, is that you would like to have
the digestion that you had when you
were a boy"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

The old tower Of Temple church.
London. which, because Of its in
creasing tendency to lean to one side,
may have to be torn down. is one Of
the Oldest landmarks in England. II
was built us years ago, and It has
not only survived the great fire which
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

DO you know" said the Sunday
school teacher. addressing a new pupil
in the infant class. that you have a
soul?"
Course / do" replied the little fell
low, placing his hand over his heart.
Il can feel it tick"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Have you given Mr., Staleight any
encouragement" asked the impatient
mother.
NO. mamma" replied the confident
daughter; so far I haven't found It
necessary"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
Makina an Effort.

Every man should have mission
in life, said the parson.
Sure thing. answered the poll
tician. 1--WE been trying for the last
two years to get a foreign mission
with a good salary attached
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
As an EvIdenes d eood EaIth.

Customer-Why don't you drive
your cat of the table water2
Waiter-Well, you see. sir. it's
stewed rabbit today. and the guv-nor
he says the customers ike to have the
cat in hevidenoe on these days.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

o person In the United
States feels a deeper
heart interest in the
yacht now being built
to defend the Americas
cupthis summer against
Sir Thomas Lipton's
Shamrock III than Capt.
Henry Hoffman of Bos-
ton. Can't. Holman Is
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

I suppose" said the scoffer. you
can call up any spirit want to talk
to-"
Perhaps replied the businesslike
medium, pocketing the profiered coin.
"but wouldn't you rather call some
spirit down, young man."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Weary Wraggles-Heyi you won't
Sit nothin' decent in dere. Dem peo-
pie is vegetarians.
Hungry Hank-Is dat right?
7 Weary Wraggles-Yeh. an dey got
dog wat amt
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Say pa. queried little Johnny
Bumpernickle, what's a boreg-~
"A bore, Johnny. is a man who ia.
sists on talking about himself when
YOU want to talk about yourself" re-
piled the old man.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
Speaking only Of His Own.

But, my dear husband, it veally is
unjust Of you to abuse mothers-in-
law so. There are coed ones.
'Well--wel. never mind. I have
not said anything against yours; it's
only mine I'm grumuling about"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

The great shoe manufacturing
towns are Lynn. Haverhill and Brock.
ton. Mass. and the great hat-produc
ing towns are Bethel and Danbury,
Conn. and Orange. n. J.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

The patient rushed up the dentists
steps with bin in his hand
Look herel" he said Iou're ask
ing me to pay for two more sittings
than | had"
Those we're engagements You
failed to keep" explained the dentist
We always charge for absent treat.
ment"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Illinois ranks irat among the states
in the manufacture Of agricultural
implements. bicycles. cars. glucose
and distilled liquors. and In slaughter
ing and meat packing.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Gen. Basil ". Duke Of Louisville
was offered the federal district jadge.
ship Of Kentucky by President Roose-
welt, but declined TO accept on the
ground that he had indorsed another
man for the position.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Dennis-You seem in a shtudy
about sometin'.
Mike-Oi am so. Me boss sent fur
a man to come an take his meas~re.
an OF dunno did he say CONN a Co,
tailors or Taylor & Co.. collins.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Herbert w. Bowen. minister to Ven.
ezuela; Judge Taft. governor Of tho
Philippines. and Judge Hunt. governor
Of Porto Rico. were classmates at Yale
and were close friends.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Yes, Bingham has written a great
problem play"
And what is the problemg"
We'll. it seems Just now to be find
ing an angel TO back it,"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Patron-"How it is these programs
begin with the second act?"
Manager-"Oh, they are intended
for the boxes You know. the ultra
theatergoers never arrive before the
second act"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Brown--A mans nerve sometimes
makes a coward Of him.
Grceu-How's that2
hrown-Wen Nhen he secs a den
lasts sign. Tor Instance.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Caller-Is the editor in?
ONCE Boy-Nos he's m.
Caller-I wonder if-er, he got the
poem | sent him?
Office Boy-I told you he was m.
didn't I?-Stray Stories.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Madeleine is such a dainty little
person"
"Isat sheg Why. It just fascinates
me to see her nibble her way round
a hole in bit Of Swiss cheese"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Brown-Old Noah was the origi-
nato- of the mother-in-iaw joke
Green-How do You make that outg
BrOwn-He neglected to take the
old lady in out of the wet
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

HEWITT borrowed a poiiceman's
uniform and put it On ne other day.
Jeweti-~W What did you do iheng
Il don't know I Immediately feH
asleep. smart Set
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

Jiggers-Ill bet that jugsler is two
pawnbrolars in one.
Biggers-H How do you know?
gsers-Because M e The Six
Balls going So we'll
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
saw Her Mistake.

Mr.. Plain-You are sure to admire
him. He is a strikingly handsome
man.
Miss Rosebud-I'm glad he is I
simply detest homely men, (Suddens
ly starting and bmshingl gl-Oh. bea
your pardonl / didn't mean to say
tIoff
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
AMERICAN ENVOY N Ill oDos

J. r. Grassland, Minister to Liberia.
Shoots and Wounds a Man.
J. r, Grassland. a Brooklyn negro
who IS United States minister to IL
IBERIA, Is accused in a letter received
at Ney York Of shooting and wound
ing T. J. B. Faulkner The trouble
was started by Grassland. who was
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

IN order that a rainbow may be
produced the sun must not be more
than fortytuo degrees above the hori-
son
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

unduly attentive to Mrs. Faulkner.
Since the shooting it is said Cross.
land has avoided arrest By keeping
inside the American legation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10
No cause 70 Worrv

Mr.. Bacon-When all the fools are
dead I don't want to be alive
Mrs. Bacon-Well, don't worry;
you won't be.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1903-03-10

In Evidence.
Knicker-Did she display presence
Of mind when the mouse appeared
Bocker-No; absence Of silk stock,
ings-
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1903-04-25
l!1!'t'A
BeninatO
TX Low
The popular Restaurateur
10 the Public

He has opened his CRESCENT
RESTAURNT for the season.
He is now prepared to serve his
friends and patrons with all the
delicacies the market affords.
Fresh oysters kept constantly
on hand and served in any style
known to the culinary art.
Everything is first-class and
served in up-to-date style.
Special attention given to par
ties and bapquets. Rates mod
crate.
Enjoy a well cooked meal "same
as mother use to serve'' by order.
ing it from the =
CRESCENT,
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1903-04-25

tract in which he shalt Agree to
undertake to commence the con-
struction of the railroad herein
contemplated, within "a months
from the date of the signing of
said contract, and to complete the
whole and entire line herein pro-
vided for, within SO months from
the expiration of the said "a
months, and shall give bond for
security, approved by the presi-
dent of the police jury, in the sum
of 81, zoo, conditioned upon the
full and faithful performance of
the said undertaking and contract.
And in the event the bidder fails
! to make the deposit of 500 in
cash, or certified check, as herein
provided for, at the moment of
adjudication, then the president
bf the police jury, at once and
without further formality shall re-
fer for sale the said franchise,
nd shall adjudicatc the same to
he last and highest bidder, who
pes make the required deposits.
And in the event the successful
ldder shall fail to enter into con-
pct, as herein above provided,
thin the time stated, the same
all be forfeited to the parish,
ID the franchise shall cease to
tst, and all the rights of the
lder ipso facto ceased and be
feited without any other for
lily whatever.
&c. 8. Be it further resolved,
that the holder or holders of
franchise shall have the right
transfer and assign the same
without expense to the parish.
10. Z. Be it further resolved
in the event of war, pestil-
epidemic, strikes, panics, or
ic calamities, then and in that
!, the holder or holders of this
hise, are to be allowed the
consumed by such calamity,
Shall not be considered as
failed as relates to this
Get, provided the said above
a ealamities in any manner
a4he carrying on Of the work
a8 Be it further resolved.
etcht in constructing the said
rail- 40 herein provided the
nol8r. holders Of this franchise
sna1 I'VE the right to leave the
Rabitoad at any place where
snefenq be crossings or bends
IN san Ind shall have the right
20 Ou4aong side of the road on
2 Pri1A right of way secured
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1903-04-25

Sec. 8. If the road is not COM
pleted the entire distance; within
the time specified in the contract
the bidder wifi not forfeit the
franchise on the part that it, COM
pleted, the forfeiture is to only
apply to the uncompleted portion.
Sec. 10. Be it further resolved,
etc., that the successful bidder or
bidders shall pay all costs Incl
dent to the sale and publication of
said franchise. >
JOHN NJ. IBERT,
President of the Police Jury.
Office Police Jury, Franklin, La,
March 20, 1908.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1903-04-25

FOR SALE-One lot near de-
pot. For particulars apply to
Mrs. Octave Mequet, Franklin, La
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-09

I
 Catherine Miller has entered suit against Cornelius and Julia Shea for $100 damages, claiming to have been done up by them in brawl.
 By general request the Ladies class will again appear this evening at the fair Of the Ladies' Auxiliary Turn Verein Vorwaerts. The girls class of twenty members will make their first appearance this evening. Miss Ida Wiehn in mandolin selections, accom- panied by the members of her club also solo by Sam Newman. No 1926 won the door prize last evening, dress suit case.
 Many persons were inquiring last night why such crowds were going down South Main street beyond Union street. If they had followed the crowd they would have found them selves in the midst of a merry gather ing at Jacques Auditorium. The at traction is the annual fair of the Washington Hill Athletic club. Dane ing was enjoyed for several hours last night. Fine dance music is fur nished. For small admission fee a jolly good time can be enjoyed. Don't forget to be present tonight
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-09
CITY NEWS

Round or sirloin steak 12c ID, Gas ties market for Saturday,; special sale on lamb @..-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-09
THE OLD STORY.

The two grand old political parues have had their usual catch-as-catcn-cani1 election day tussle Of course we all are aware that only one set of on1clals 1 m can be elected, therefore the felloWs who were successful in receiving tne greater number of, votes are the peoplo who will wear the pleasant snlAies' The other fellows can, go way DacH and sit down for seven hundred anu thirty days. Our election or clty oln- cials this year has been a very naIu fought and hotly contested pohtiG,al fight. and to the victor belongs tne . spoils, Now it remains to De seen AA the much talked Of improvements III the running of our city's afalrs are U be put into force or is 1t the old story, promises made to be broken. Ihere IS one thing that will happen just so su.o as the sun rises in the east and sets III the west. and that is. the taxpayers will be called on just about the usual time and you can depend on IL tne usual amount of cash will be asked TOT and paid, too. Speaking of oroken promises rather gives us cnlH. there Is anything that Is aDomlhaule it's to see people break their promises > For instance, a man promt7es you HIS tea and coffee is better than tne fotneL fellows sell and 1t proves to De 1aIse, that fellow should be chast1sed. but if WE say our Tea, Coffee and Butter have no equal in the city for purlty strength and freshness or palataDle- ness. you can depend on 1t every tune. If you doubt our accurateness III tne above statement just try q pound or our 5Oc Tea. or our Cream Java CoHee' s0c ner mound. or our 25c Butter A palvai1ized coal hod with pound of er1rAwarranted good Baking Powder, 45c per pound, at
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-09

Fine All Wool French Flannel
 Waistings, were 5oc. winding
 up price 22c Fine French Novelty Dress
 Goods, Venetians and Broad
 clohs, were $1.Oo and $1.25,
 choice 45c 500 yards Novelty Dress Goods,
 Serges and All Wool Cash
 meres, were 69c and 75c. clear.
 ing sale 25c 40-inch Fancy Satin Stripe PIaids,
 were soc, clearing sale price PC Special drive in Fine Cream Mo hairs, with and without colored dots, the latest waistings also silk stripes, at just half their regular price. Figured Plaid and Fancy Dress
 and Wasting Silks were 75c.
 S9c and $1.00, choice 3ocl Ladies, Corded Striped Waists,
 were 75c, now 2oc. Ladies White Mercerized Waists,
 were $1.OO, now 39c Ladies' All Wool Flannel and AL
 batross Waists, were $1.OO and
 $2.OO, sale price 5Oc Ladies' Percale Wrappers, were
 98c, sale price bOc Ladies' SIPS and $1.50 Wrappers, 75c Mems Fine $1.oo and $1.25 Negli-
 gee Shirts, choice 39c Mems Fine Unlaundered Linen
 Bosom Shirts. were 75c, clearing
 sale price to close, 3 for $1.O0 Boys All Wool Sweaters, all sizes,
 were $1.OO, sale price 4Oc Mems Ably All Linen Collars,
 were for 25c, sale price Sc Boys Outing Flannel Shirts, the
 soc kind, sale price 21c Ladies' $1.oo Corsets, R. & G.. P.
 N. and F. P. makes, soc Children's Moreen Vests and Pants,
 were 15c, raise 5c, clearing sale
 price Sc, raise Pc Several styles Fine Dress Buttons,
 were 25c, 6Oc and $1.OO dozen,
 latest small and large desgns,
 choice 10c a card throughout Coats and Brooks Best Machine
 Sewing Thread and Crochet Cot
 ton, value 60c dozen, choice 35c Embroidery Silks, all kinds, 3
 skeins for 5c Pictures and Easels at half price. Brass Curtain Rods. the 5c kind, :, sale price Pc Muslin Underwear and Infants Out
 fits at half price
 Ladies' All Wool Camels Hair and
 Natural Wool, were $1.25 each,
 sale price 75c
 Every Article Must Go at Some Price. Store South of Former Entrance. |C0NLON BROS JAS SOUTH MAIN ST.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1903-10-09

The best equipped house In Connec- ticut, with everything needed for the husiness to be shown in warerooms, from the plainest line of goods to the most modern. Experienced and gen. tlemanly help to attend to your wants day or night. Modern Hearses in black and white: rubber tired Hacks; rubber tired Ambulance on call. Night calls answered by Thomas r. Bergin, 75 South Elm street, or District office. E East Main street. or at residence. Io2 Walnut street. Telephone at store 6oa-4. at residence Ss22