Evening journal., 1903-07-15

ginning 10 be serious thing to some
people when IL interferes with the en-
ployment of caddies on the golf links.
Sportsman Qn Maine)-I say. guide,
is there any sure way OF distinguishing
a deer from a man in these beastly
woods?
Gulde-oh, yes. II you miss it it's
"a deer.
Good Natured-"what would you do
II / were to offer you work."
1T 'ud be all right mister" an
swered Meandering Mike. Il kin take
a joke as well as anybody.
Congressman Rodenberg's idea of
erecting national monument at
Washington 20 the signers OF the Dec
laration OF Independence is one of
striking force ana propriety III
Congress will cause a suitable plan to
be prepared the people viii do the rest.
When il is said that respectable citi-
zens take part with "A mob, II is not
true; they may have been respectable.
but when they go into the mob busi-
ness they lose respect fo- both the law
ant themselves, and therefore are not
respectable.
Colombia is tackling that canal
treaty with about the same degree of
enthusiasm with which The United
States Senate tackles reciprocity
treaty.
whats the Monroe doctrine?"
been a great doctor to be quoted so
nplch.
Clubgerly-W What's the matter2 Is
that widow I've seen you with troubl-
ing you?
Castleton-Yes. on my nerves.
can't make up my mind whether she is
going to marry me or not.
Rejected suitor-Oh well, I don't
mind. There's something I don't like
about Nell. anyhow.
Accepted suitor-what is it, my
arm?
In the manufacture OF cannon the ten
dency is towards reduced weight Of gun
and projectile and increased muzzle veloc-
ltNs lnl9 blNco duuru AohbS anu PeAi1Nio-
tlon.
The largest glass bottle ever made in the
world will be exhibited ait the Worlds
Fair. ST. Louis. next year. It was blown
in She plant Of the Illinois Glass Company
at Alton, I'll.
The exhibit Of ihe Rice Association Of
III. CO
will be the greatest ever known. rice
Kitchen costing over 10000 will be con-
structed. An extensive exhibit Of models
Of the different machines used in the rice
Industry will be made.
Marcel Provost and Alfred Capus. Of
Paris who succeeded in arranging terms
for reciprocal protection Of Russia against
the pirating Of plays and books, contem-
plate visiting the United States TO
strengthen the present system of protec-
tion for authors.
The Canada Northern Railway has nc
auired the Great Nonthern Railway Of
Canada, which is about 2S2 miles In length
and gives the Canada Northern and East
ern outlet.
General O'Connor. who seems to be
bent on carrying out for France a new
colony I'm Morocco. made his military
debut IN the corps OF guides which dis
tingushed itself IN the battles before
Metz in the Franco Russian War.
McBluff-"I did want to tip you, wal
ter, but I have no change
Waiter-'I can make change for
lsir.
McBluff-"E "Er-can-you? Weller
give me five pennies for this nickel"
He has discovered a spring Of Won
derful medicinal water, but he'll never
succeed In selling il extensively unless
he can change the taste of it,
HAS a bad taste, eh?"
Not at all: it's very pleasant. Peo-
pie won't believe it's any good unless
il tastes horrid."
In the case OF the French ship which
went ashore on the GOodwins, evidence
given. In the Admiralty Court showed
that by means Of one short wireless
message property to the amount OF
S272,94O was saved.
A painstaking survey OF theJhshes of
the Nile extended far up both Blue and
White Niles has just been completed
It adds fourteen new species to about
ninety known before. and gives much
other valuable information.
Earthquakes are due TO discharges o
electricity between strata Of good con.
ductivity and insulating strata like
granite and silica. i'm the view OF Pro.
. fessor Pilsudski. The discharges gen
p crate gases. to which the observed ef
{ fects are mainly due.
e Dr. Viguier de Maillane, Of France
q tried to cultivate the bacillus of con
sumption to the serum OF fowls blood
and failed. He is now experimenting
with encouraging results in the use o
chicken serum as an antitoxin for con
sumption.
A Dresden. Germany. physician haV
< ing addressed list OF thirty-six ques
= tions to seventy three persons VIII
" were more than 30 years old learned
among other things, that all OF thef
!, are below the average height; most
y !, them have light hair, and none
4 them has aay teeth remaining.