New-York tribune., 1903-06-12

THE DISEASE OF THE DAY.
IAN entirely new disease in has been dis
esfdSes Of t Liverpool e School Of tropical
icine. It has received the name Of Of IIypanoso- p &
cialy liable to it.-Daily Paper-l
At last the mystery is solved.
At last we've cleared up altogether
What the depressing ament is
That plays such havoc with the weather
Now we diagnose the case,
We know why Solar rays we lack
OF sharp Try-pan-o-so- i-a-sis!
We know why Mr. Chamberlain.
Affected in the strangest measure.
In once loved party politics
No. longer 1dnds the slightest pleasure.
To unexpected metastasis
ARd M ses as Preciaefy Pls iaefyt wBe SBefch # e quiz
He's got Try-pan-o-so- mi a-sis!
Oft have we asked from time to time.
IN terms Of which the slQomS ION grown ms stronger
"Kaffirs'F confound them! ''boom' longer?
%Ren theirs s so u.s. R5s n9& ease cS
Boom? Nonsenss DO D9nt - g01 0d eompreneno
Reeks with Try-psn- -o-so -m-at-sis'
We knew the government must be
BY malignant germ infested;
Some secret malady we felt
But w m the truth c5Es ont on at f5sc.
signs that it has this ailment new
And has it very badly, too
Confirmed Try -pan-o-so -mi-a-sis!
Thus, alls explained: the Brighton walk;
The frequent f-osts; the markets sasging':
h f6r g6e fb Tae foe
Now of sccety's complaint
For, ' as OG viii Clearly be be inferred rt r TtGl''
Science has found the missing word
We've got Try-pan- o-so-mi-a sis!
A Memphis (Tenn) dispatch to 1.-The Atlanta
Constitution states that "the utterance Of the
Rev DIR. Dwight Hills of Brooklyn. about making
Up the bed of Booker Washington should he be a
Fart of the South and several of his admiring
friends Of Mckenzie Tenn, sent him purse Of
so cents This accompanied by sarcastic
note. signed "Admring Friends
Exit the EditorYog have We t-,9 no use for the
No replied the Wild Western>r. they git too
personal sometimes. did subscribe 10 paper
onct, but stopped it.
What paper is II you refer
& You mean what p paper To was, t. it Ant Ain just
philadelphia Press.
In describing a commencement. The Huntington
CVa.) Herald" said: The stage presented pretty
scene In the first were the graduates. ten
young girls dressed in white each carrying large
bunch of carnations and one young man.
OvERANXIoUs.
'Oh. Cupid quoth the dainty Maid,
why do you loiter in the shade?
Come try your luck. say nay.
I'll promise not to run away.
From Cupid came the answer short
My dear Ia have you know that Sport
Is Sport 10 longer, when the game
Is 30 ridiculously tame"
-Brcoklyn Life
Little Claire Circle. of Springfield, Ohio has ten
living grandparents, and it is thought that there
may be a couple in England who escaped
the All the grandparents live at Spring
field, Claire is in a fair way to nave what she
First Citizen-What do you think of this idea OF
army of the unemployed marching to Wash
ngton?
Second Citizen-Thats nothing new II happens
every four years.-(New York Weekly
An insurance adjuster in st. Louis tells of a new
expedient of the incendiary.
A mans store had burned. and he had half ad
mitted setting it OFF TO a friend who wanted fuI
particulars with a view to similar practices
II tell YOU said the proprietor. the rats
gnawed matches. and set ii going"
'9iow do YOU know? Did you see Them.
No. didn't see them. but / know 7 ruhh.d
matches in the limburger cheese before / throw
them on the cellar floor
Old Enough to Break-It was in the han .,
antique casts. In the Brooklyn Institute Museum,
about tiny sister in each hand, evidently dons
the honors of what she was convinced mnst he .
place of entertainment
One little tot evidently disappointed in he- sx
pectatonS said: But they're all brokenl''
They cant help that, replied the lovsI Iittl
champion; they We been here ye-ars-and-ye arsi.
-(Brooklyn Life