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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-11-27
aliii,Mc COMPANY MAKES GRAND
GIFT.
sen Apart $4,000 For Erection OF
I. SIS. v. N. c. a. Building for
Sc Negro Miners.
First Of Kind in World.

81, OskaIoosa. Iowa, Nov. "a
ESPECIAL to Register and Leader. -
The, Consolidation Coal company has
made q magnificent gift to its people,
the miners In Its employ. The COM
.pany has voted to erect q 10000
three-story brick structure, So by III
feet, as a Y. NJ. C. A. building. The
deal was contaminated last evening in
the institution and organization of the
association among the colored men Of
Buxton. The building will be the first
T.. M. G.. A. structure of its kind in
the world, devoted to the uses and
under the management of colored
men.
international Secretary c. c. Niche
nar. of New York City. Of the indus
trial department, and ]. 3. Morelani,
Of Washington, D. c., the interna-
tjonal SECRETARY for colored men, and
.ataee Secretary w. "A. Magee, of Des
,0Oines, were all at the town OF Bux-
ton ,zever4l days to compile the agree
ments between the Consolidation Coal
company. and Ito bring about 9 more
perfect organization Of the Y. M. G.
Al. This Organization was taken up
At q special gathering Monday night
and rousing meeting was held In the
baptist church. 1t was largely at
tended by those interested, and the
best eresuits came, out of the efforts
put forth by. the leaders. The organ
ization; was perfected with charter
membership, of ninety Of the people
Of. Buxton, and the following are the
first officers elected to have charge
Of the association,
RI. H.. Reeves, president.
w. HI. London, vice president.
B. f. Tate, recording secretary.
Ed. Mills, treasurer.
A board of four. trustees was. chosen
to. act in concert with the officers.
1t was decided to issue a call to
secretary to have charge of the work
Of the association, but it has not yet
been developed who will fill the place.
The new building will stand a little
t3pthe, west and south up the hill
fIems$he company store. It will be a
thTne,atory structure and with all the
conveniences that thoroughly up-to-
date building is supposed to carry.
The first floor will be devoted to the
association rooms proper, secretary's
Office, reading, room, game room, Ii
brary. writing room, kitchen, class
room, gymnasium and large bath de-
paftinent. The second floor will con-
tain large assembly hall and such
other rooms as may be needed. The
third floor will be devoted to lodge
ptifp6;ses and the rents accruing from
the use Of this department will be
usedeby the association for the main
teHznce Of the bufiding.
sfhis magnificent gift Is made by
az, C0nsolidation Coal company for the
use and betterment of its employees
The ground for the building is now
being prepared for sthe fundationt and
the work will be pushed .as rapidly
as possible.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-11-27
Presents Tor sultan ), Mo,oee,

Presents Tor Sultan Of Morocco. y
J. w., S. Langerman, Morocco,s
commissioners to the worlds fair. hss
Just bought the Moorish sultan Z
brace OF mules, number Of Angora
eats and goats, some fancy dogs and
: PAGER and a span Of nne carriage
horses, all OF Missouri breeding. The
carriages horses were Boa snd Blue.
Well-known ribbon winnarx m thsv
cost the su&4n~ $4,000.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-11-27

WANTED-A TRUSTWORTHY GEN.
tleman or lady in,cach county TO man.
age business for an old established
house of solid financial standing. A
straight bona fde weekly salary Of o..
paid by check each Monday with all
expenses direct from head quarters.
Money advanced for expenses. En-
close addressed envelope. Manager
$50 Caxton Bldg, Chicago.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-11-27
EVERYBODY

KNOWSTHAT MUNGERB LAUH
DRY il the best IN the city. Try then
and b decided.
Name Office 211-215 NINTH Sc
Branch Omice 6O4 MULBERRY g.
PHONE $40. ...
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-11-27

WANTED FAITHFUL PERSONS
70 travel for well esta blish house in \
few counties, calling on retail mer-
chants and agents. Local territory.
Salary so 90 per week with expenses
additional, ALL payable in cash each
week. Money for expenses advanced.
Position permanent. business success.
ful and rushing. Standard House, $40
Dearborn ST., Chicago.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-11-27

There are always two parties to.s
contract, and yet in 4 majority Of
cases but one is expected to carry 1t
out
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-11-27
CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENT

The corinthian Bsptist Church :. situated on
'ith st.. between Croker and SchOW. Sie.
Preachiug; ct ii 4. n; Sunday School; at 10
O'Clock freschinR At =.
Rev. T. L. Grimth, Pastor.
~ paul A. M. r. Corner Of second and Center
Streets. Preaching a. MARI sU :, r. sunday
o. m. preaching At ~. M Horace 8. Graves
pastor. &,
and Fourth streerts. Rev. F. Lomack pastor
Preaching 1880 .. M; Sunday school 30 p.
M. Mr. M. e. Houston. superintendent;
Young Peoples meeting 2 p. M, preaching
800 y. m
aurns Chapel NJ. e. Church Corner Of 18th
and Crocker Sts.-Church services, preach
inc at ii m aud 8 p m; Glass ana prayer
meeting IL m SUNDAY; Sunday School $3.50 p
Epworsh League svaIy Wa sSnnsay Prayer
O a. johnson, pastor, $40 nth st
r.,err.cle BAPTIST CDurch Mission Situated
over oO6 East Locust street. Preaching II q.
M Sunday scnG Rev. ~. T. MinDuss Sd pastor.
SECRET ORDERS.
North Star Lodge No. 3, A. r. Z A M:--Me. u
First Thursdsv In each month at Masonic
Hal-NOrth- corner OF Tenth and Center
streets. 81. Gould, w. NJ; x Hamilton
secretary.
King Solomon CommAndery, No. 0.-Meets
second and Fourth Thursday In each month
. At Masonic hall. w. Humburd +. c.; Geo
II. Cleggett. Recorder.
Naomi Court. No. s.mests Second Monday
penney, Marion; Mrs. J. b. Shepard, score
Jary.
NJ. olive Court, No. 4-Meets First Thursday
OF eacn month at Masonic hal. mrs. e. A,
Wilburn, matron; Mrs. Georgts Midget
secretary.
Meets First, second and Third Tuesday each
month ct Odd Fellows hAfl on West Sixth
sndWslnut streets. L, II. g. Brown. N G.;
Luoian Brown p. 8.
q. q. OF r., No. $50 OF g: o. Q. Of 2. F:-Con.
venes the second and fourth Thursday In
escn month. promptly at 8o'ciock. Mrs.
]. b. foreman, n. N. 6. Mrs Susie Rush.
W.R.
Attic Tabernacle No 472- Meets dyst and third
Tnursdsy In each month, 1t the Masonic
BAN. Eleventh and Center streets MIs.
Iinson, Sec; Mrs Maria Woods, assistant
/" c. X. 5000
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-11-27

sDaily tDaily. g5
ssg :, B
Vets Power u Unused.
No British sovereign has vetoed .:
parliamentary bill during the last one
hundred and eightysAye years.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-11-27

EditoriafIy Fearless.
Consistently Republican.
News from al of the world-Well
written, original stories-Answers
to querles-Articles on Health, the
Home. New Books, and on Work
about the Farm and Garden.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1903-11-27
The Weekly Inter Ocean

Is . member OF the Associated
Press, the only Western Newspaper
receiving the entire; telegrsPhic
news servide of the New York Sun
and special cable of the New York
World-daily reports from over
1000 special correspondents
throughout the country.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11

pESKROoM WANTEp-Deskroom in Holland.
Lincoln Trust. Wainwright or Fuliersun bliGs /.
advise. Y 1919. Republic.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11
loom WITH BOARD,

blNDELL Ave. al2-Elegant,v furnishc
rooms: board and appointments frstciass: ict
crenCcS required.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11

NJ; couple want room and board by ist
Of February in refined rlacc. with modern con
y.niences. room must be Wen heated. price not
TO exceed SO per month. i i1s. Republic.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11
q FOR RENT.

ROOMS FOR RENT.
PINE St. furnished socond.stor,
from; room. Gas, heat. hot bath: very seas1nahit
PINE St. asN-Nicsly furnished rom. viii
s ssmihsTs es sperg con1Snlentta. housekeeping Oh
PINE St a3lO-Two s.eond-story front rooms
newly furnished: light housekeeping or thrc,
s"utiemem: hot bath. SIS month
PINE St. e7sl-Hicelv furnished laIi room
and cold bath. all cuaveniehces.
PINE St. uH-Elegsntly Furnished rooms
fnriac" hat; net hath; iiitefei water: cNcrp
rar5rE a. exp6sure: MT i i"dr "a ' h"I
bath. ladies, gentlemen or couple: reasonable.
PINE St. $50 i:lssan5 geHly furnished frqn,
-yrry conyeni@utc. gas, furnace heat and no,
bath.
SARAH 81, III N.-Furn'sh-d room win hot
bath. for gentlemen.
SARAH st, 2a2r NV f,rJsrei rooms.
s-puliir entrance. for light housekeeping: 81 fI
week.
sciIILp Ave. 1875 Near Lafayette TaIT,-
| Nicely furnished rooms; not hath. etc.
scnlLp .Aye. lS;5 ,Sear Lafayy,,e ra,k}-Tmo
ht.lliLS
SCOTT ave. egi+-
-Four rooms.
sEovND-STonY front room furnished: steam
. heat l.f hath for one ur two gentlemen con.
y,rnirnt 10 excellent board. Near y. NJ. & \. IL
az. R"puhhc.
SINGLE room. we'll heated: vest Of Grand.
WIN bo"Td 10y y1ung i""S N''e price, references
SIyTT s. NJ Z,-cozy hou-e- -o-,-~ 15c. %,
ami -5c day: 81 r.r week up: HadE ,uc. 4 clean
and comfortthle place 10 stop: 1:-e haths.
STRING Ave.. ia y. oNear Nicr',
! iear' n1r IAN eas.
.. ,o,I rr.o 80 ,-rI-,F .,sb
roorrs. ~ 49,
- - 900 x,.,r. ,--.i-I-o-I IN
81. ANt'E w. IIn- N'V'i iuiniSH"'' N'''
.%.l, M
81. A&GF W. I,ln-E,atly furnished front
Iu'iN. 'i
ntslgI: En'iahl" iF mo convenient 10 '"'S
ST. VINCENT. ea25 go F!ye-ropIu. second -hour
iat; hot and cold water.
ipr H. nr Nm t,n ,,b ''
-.
room ~ ss Anttit-m en- or aa'.t s,alir: h. h.: ia,h.
furnace heat. ali couy rn!,nrc-. qui { home.
.ut
.r l1ts'I nj yrntrsc. - hot tSth' "'""'
THERESA Ave. o. N--4AIs,. ~ecphl-St.IE
rT@nt "ij na g1,''r rga !.3a rl.,'8' ''"7e u Ell S''
ItilRp st. ~ N.LNt'ty inlEiS,.'i 49, -.
a,ia1Tfrd: ali t On
THuMAS 81. ssli.Niceiv furnlshed rooms 90
-. &, =,
ieaS,haII".
TWELFTH 81. Ga-, s.-Nicely furnished rooms:
fLgam t-at: running
TWELFTH 81 ldy7 S-Nic.lv furnished r.rnt
room. IC- housekeeping all corycu!ences: cheap.
w rooms and kitchen: nicely furnished: price
easpnahla ~ 1G. RcpuJ!ir.
.-.z-.-. - -
nfsh.i frnn;. also connecting rooms; furnished
Of. iinfurnishe,i: gas and bath.
I'll.
Furnished: hot and cold water: furnace heat;
convenient to three "a; lines.
-. - 49, I1-T, LONG
eli n.T month wv
WALNUT s.. 26ll-tozy folrIrooin naI: sis'
'"'''
WALNUT 8. 23l0-oDe nicely furnished room
for !iclt housekeeping: all convenience.
WASH st fsol-Nicalv furnished hall room. 81
D.r week: all cunv-aiences.
U,St, = ia I've .,. tho. ,noms: bath;
gas. furnished or unfurntshed.
,-,c., :. -, Z-c.r,- ,,rnish.l s.cnud-s;orv
MN,Li l ar M nr ,wo gents,
--..-.o =, - -r-,i.ha5 90 cuff
WASH -; EW.LSTa''n " -. r,rf ra1s n
an" fr gentlemen al
- 49, : ,Irni-Ns,
NAStt =. 10, ar. 80 stove
i"r ,sht hruStHerii"E' '0NN'"' ""' e
-N,cI ,, ar Nicely FURNISHED tirsr-aaor
front. suitable Tor srns Mill '""'
-T7siI1Z,cT11 49, i--7-I.,,7y furnished
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11

HOUSES. ROOMS, ETC. WANTED.
WANTED-A No. ! Patchwork as
sorter. Frettelle Laundry. ISIS Locust st
COTTAGE lease q four-roorn
cottage. with privilege OF buying. 7 10. Re-
public.
once. cottage or
fiat: } TO D rooms. with conveniences. & .i6. Re
public.
FLAT couple without children.
best references. want a four-room fiat: must be
modern and reasonable. b 1875. Republic.
Rooms man and wife. three
uufurnished rooms for light housekeeping.
heated; between Grand and Whittier. W 10.
Republic.
house with large yard, in the suburbs;
furnished or unfurnished. \ 1919. Republic.
STABLE rent stable and lot
for IL to " teams. between .TJ and 3ap south.
river to broadway +. Il. Bissell Il Co. los n.
Eighth st.
THREE rooms in Nat. partly furnished. for
housekeeping: couple: no children. J I'll, Republic
TWO or three furnished rooms: heat. near Mar
uuette School. " lbs. Republic.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11

W~hSIilEGTO HouL. furnished
rom; frst-ciass table and all conyeni"nces: near
.ar LIN
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11

X ST, .'5l-Four ruons on first floor.
unfurnished. for housekeeping; southern expos
uIe: all conveniences.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11

MaRkET St. 2St2A-Niccly Furnished front and
ether rooms: all convenience: bath. etc. r.asun-
able
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11
ROOMS AND BOARD WANTED.

NICE furnished room. with all convcni.uccs
public.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-01-11
ROOMS WITH BOARD.

W latlI-s or couple to take -cc0ni-S;ory front
room. ir%t-ciaSs h1aT'i. psiva'- family; no chill
dreu. n"N hO:s.: new fuInituI-. n other board
"ts; west bath. steam heat: 500 per month for
couple. N 25. Republic.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
FORKS AND. FASHION.
Young Girls Embarrassment and
IL Token of Appreciation.


She had lived all her life in a coun-
try village, a daughter Of the poorest
Of poor country doctors, and when the
great surgeon who once had befriended
her father visited him In his illness
the pretty daughter was invited to a
dinner and reception at his house.
Aglow with excitement, the girl packed
her Sunday dress" and took the train
for New York.
When the guests were all seated at
dinner she hesitated at the shining ar
ray of silver beside her plate, then
picked up her meat fork and began to
eat her oysters. CHANGING under her
eyelids at the guest nearest her, she
blushed crimson as she realized her
mistake.
Her hostess, perceiying her embar-
rassment, quickly drew attention to
herself by telling a story, which was
drawn out to the length of the course.
At the end of the story, in illustrating
a point, she held up a fork, saying:
"And the stem Of this wonderful
flower was no longer than this fish
fork"
The social novice was further relieved
at the meat course when a fork was
quietly dropped on the table by the
same hand that placed the plate before
her.
When the evenings entertainment
was over as she approached her host
ess, the young girl, unobserved by any
one else, took from her corsage a beau
tiful rose, which she laid in the white
hand extended to say Good night
New York Press.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
noriginn1n and Actunl SIN.

A wealthy Australian Scotsman
named Allan died some years ago and
bequeathed q considerable sum Of
money to provide perpetual prizes to
the Presbyterian children Of the COM
monwealth for proficiency in Scrip
tural knowledge. A report Of the AL
Ian bequest committee, presented to
the Presbyterian general assembly In
Melbourne, contained some entertain
ing reading. what IS the difference
between original sin and actual sin|
elected these answers among others:
Original sin is Adam eating forbid
den fruit; actual sin IS Cain killing
Abel" Zone is good sin; the other is
bad sin" Original sin is sin without
murder, but actual sin is sin; meaning
swearing" Original sin is the things
we ought not to do actual sin
means a want Of obedience; but orig
inal sin is work Of Providence"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
Trentment of RuninnR.

Bunions are serious and hard to treat
About the only thing to do is to wear
seamless stockings and shoes with kid
or fine calf uppers. Avoid heating the
feet and change the shoes frequently.
Any sweet oil will heal the soreness Of
a joint, and sometimes amounting it
with iodine will bring relief. When a
bunion gets troublesome the best plan
is to buy u stick of sulphate Of copper,
pare away the dead skin and cauterize
the spot. The operation is a trife pain
full, but it is only momentary. while the
sense of relief that IS sure to follow Is
like the peace that passeth under
standing"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
Love VIII Find a Way.

After running away from papa and
failing twice in their attempt to be
made one, Miss Nellie Lands and Mr..
Cbas. A. Scharff, both of Jones
Springs, W. Va, were married Mon
day afternoon by Rev. E. 7. Now
bray at the parsonage of St. Paul's NJ.
E. Church. The groom is 20 and the
bride II years of age. There was
great objection to the match by the
girls father, who swore by all the
cords of wood he had ever cut that
Nellie would never marry Charlie
Scharff. Charlie and Nellie were
married anyway, but not until after
experiencing some little difficulty and
delay. They went to Baltimore on
the Sunday excursion from Martins
burg, intending to be married there
and return home man and wife, but
were doomed to disappointment in not
being ableto get the necessary license.
Bright AID early Monday morning the
couple went to Martinsburg and ap-
piled for license. They were armed
with note, written in feminine hand,
with the name of Nelie's father signed
at the bottom. The issuing of the IL
cense was progressing nicely until the
swearing part was reached, when il
stopped. Charlie could not make
oath that Mr.. Lapdis, the brides
father, had signed his name to the
note presented. Things were begin
ming to look dark, so Charlie said, and
he was beginning to fear that he
would still be a single man for some
time to come, when Nellie asked ::
What's the matter with Hagers-
town." They arrived here at 8 40
p. m. Monday. Mike Burger, an
obliging cabman, got into the game
and in less than 40 minutes they were
Mr.. and Mrs. Scharff. They left in the
evening for Mar tinsburg, whence they
drove to Jones Springs as man and
wife, but day later than planned.
The bride was dressed in orange and
black and the groom wore patent
leather shoes and black suit. He
said be has been steadily employed for
the past l55 days cutting wood in the
mountains. He was much elated over
bis success after so many failures and
laughed freely.-HagerStown Herald
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
Eyes Tint Change Color.

Although the eyes OF children may
deepen or alter in color with their
growth, the change of hue in the iris
is principally due to the development
of disease. The most marked changes
are produced by an infammatory dis
ease known as acute iritis. The iris
of the eyes of the sufferer from this
disease entirely changes color, prin-
cipally owing to the loss Of distinctness
in its fibers, with n consequent clouded
appearance. The pupil is contracted,
and small brownish white specks ap-
pear in 1t, produced by the breaking
away Of adhesions Of the iris to the
capsule Of the lens.
The varieties of color in the eyes Of
different individuals and Of different
kinds Of animals mainly depend upon
the color Of the pigment which Is de-
posted in cells in the substance Of the
iris, and the eye can, therefore, only
be said to change color when there Is
q change In the color Of the iris. The
color Of the sclerotic coat, or white Of
the eye, is frequently affected by dis
ease or accidents, Of which the well
known bloodshot appearance is most
common.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
The Genuine VS.. COunterfeits.

The genuine is always better than a
counterfeit, but the truth Of this state
ment is never more forcibly realized or
more thoroughly appreciated than
when you compare the genuine DcWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve with the many caun-
terfeits and worthless substitutes that
are on the market. w. S. Lcdbetter, Of
Shreveport, La, says: After using
numerous other remedies without ben
eft, one box Of DeWitt'S Witch Hazel
Salve cured" For blind, bleeding,
itching and protruding piles no remedy
is equal to DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
Sold by Remnants Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
nThe Hirh SenaU

By "the high seas" referred to in
article l Of the constitution of the
United State is meant the open sea-
that is, the waters outside the civil
Jurisdiction of any country whatever,
which, according to the law Of nations,
is limited to one marine league, or
three geographical miles, from the
shore. Even the great lakes, beyond
the limit designated above, are regard
ed as "high seas"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
EXCURSION TICKETS.

Commencing June lst and until Sep
TENDER 3Oth, all railway and steamship
lines sell excursion tickets to the resorts
and principal stations on the line Of and
adjacent to the Norfolk IL Western Rail-
way, tickets limited to October 81, 1903,
for return passage. Write the under
signed for summer folder giving infOr
nation as to mountain, spring and sea-
shore resorts. boarding houses, location,
elevation, rates, etc, in Virginia.
w. B. BEVILL.
General Passenger Agent.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24

Stop-overs permitted on return trip at
Buffalo, Rochester, Geneva. Watkins
Glen and Mauch Chunk
Only sl.OO Niagara Fall to Toronto
and return. via y. y. G. Il II. r. L. Z. 1:
Sl.25 via Gorge Route. -
Side trip to Thousand Islands from
Rochester only $3.50 round trip. Tick
cts good five days, but within return
limit Of Niagara Falls ticket.
Special arrangements for lunch and
supper en- route at very reasonable rates.
Call on Ticket Agents Baltimore & Ohio
Z. r. for full particulars.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
Distress After Eating Cured.

Judge W. T. Holland, OF Gre, nsburg,
La. who as we'll and favorably known,
SAYS: Two years ago suffered great
ly from indigestion. After eating great
distress would invariably result, lasting
for an hour or so, and my nights were
restless. I concluded to try Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure and it cured me entirely.
Now my sleep is refreshing and diges-
ton perfect" Sold by Remnants
Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24

PATIENT am afraid l haven mon
ey enough to take this treatment,
doctor
Doctor (stihly)-Very well, sir.
But if you get well without it, don't
blame me.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
TO what do You attribute Vol

ITO what do you attribute your
longevity p asked the reporter.
"My which," queried the oldest In
habitant.
Your longevity" repeated the re-
porter.
Never had it. AS far as l can re-
member l ain t never had no sech COM
plant"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
What is Life d?

In the last analysis nobody knows,
but we do know that it is under strict
law. Abuse that law even slightly and
pain results. Irregular living means
arrangement OF the organs, resulting in
Constipation, Headache or Liver trouble.
DR.. Kings New Life Pills quickly re-
adjusts this. It's gentle, yet thorough.
Only 25c at Remnants Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24

Restaurant Proprietor Ito gues0-Its
too bad you have had to wait so long.
Our men have just gone on a strike.
How long since you gave your order!
Guest.-About half an hour. l didn't
know there was strike. l thought it
was merely the usual delay.-Chicago
Tribune
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
Airing HIS ErPnch.

Gracious! What in the world is
that man ordering such lot Of dishes
for? Will he be able to eat them|
"Oh, no. He merely likes to show
that he can pronounce all those French
names" San Francisco Bulletin.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1903-09-24
Stomach Trouble.

Il have been troubled with my stom-
ach for the past four years, says D. l.
Beach, of Glover Nook Farm, Green
field, Mass "A few days ago | was in.
duced to buy box Of Chamberlain S
Stomach and Liver Tablets. | have
taken part of them and feel great deal
better" If you have any trouble with
your stomach try a box of these Tab
lets. Youare certain to be pleased with
Remnants Pharmacy.