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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

Die BON benz Barifer Boliseiprd.
teete1t 2epine ein9efibrte idbrliHe
Breieconcurren3 fiir Die Spiel3euge
fntritn1iteu bat iebt tuieber cine Mei<
sleiier unb urigineler ,Sh0pfun-
oesJ- ~ Enge oef6rbert. Mat betpun=
oett 3mn66bit eiuell Efuuu ,Wumz
0s1n~ mel&er bic @abe beiibt, iei,
men out antuusntii9 ernpprsuuerfeu
na6 wieoer auf ben aopf fallen 81
Ief(tn. Gin ele9antes SalDnipiel5eug
it ber v8innift". tuelder upr einem
tlelJlerl 6lioel fist unb feline 61nDe
qltt ben &nr1tteriitii&en 0irtupien,
beyeenunoeyi Gber bic Eaten gleiteu
I66ts w0bei cine carte Wuiit ert0rt.
Gt1se Mai&iie gum Wn6ftnben !. Sc,
lerttet fiir ueine 8inoer Id6t bic Bel
Den oe8 &lpbnbets Der Meibe mad
unter 0lDdenfpief beruprbrinaen.
Die .@foueA Der Hus5feIIuna fino
0ter nidt anter ben biiiaen spiel.
5euoeIl 81 fudber. Da lit 8. s.. cine
pr6dtioe tteine electri5&e Tramtunp,
welfoe auf S&ieuesl Die Wunoe uul
ben INTERCHANGEABLE inadt, nobel
I'D IN ibrelt Sunerr electrifHe @liib>
ldl1tpdbet a~tstuuiatii@ ~eut3lnben. sc
IT en- @pieiaeta fir NiniundrSfin.
Der, beuSs es fuitet 500 Jrancs. Muf
elmer &brenftele fiebt mar, elm arbez
re8 &0teI3eil0. tuefdhe8 hna Treifnde
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

So 1T mebr Ratarrb in oieler geaeno oes Qauoel
as bon alien anoeren Rrantbeiten ~3uiammen, uni
big in bic leBten Sabre gait Ct dig unbeilbar
yiele Sabre lang %ertldrten Dottoren ibn fir cine 10.
tale Rranfbeit uno i9rieben lofale 6eilmitteI Dor
uno pa fe i'm nit dr5tliher 9ebanblung befdnSif
WiKeni@aft bats b~stpisien, baB Ratarrb cine Gonfi.
tutionstrantbeit II uno bebbalb lonfitutionele Be-
ban0iung %erforoert. SAFES Ratarrb.
CUR. f%abrtsirt bon s.. J. Gbenep& 9 o.,
xoleoc, Obio, 1T bic sinaiee conRitutionefe aur In
Wtartte. Sic Siro innerli& in DOZEN seer @abeu
son 10 5ropien big ~ anon Sbssl6fel polI eenom-
MICE Obsrad9e beg Sptems. Sic bieten ein6an-
bert Dollars tar jeoen Sal, ben fe ~ furiren Der.
Isblt; aaBt eu9 eircalare uao 3euenife tommen.
Abreiftrt:
8. 8. Gbenep q 6 o., SoIeoo, ..
" gsrlauft Don alien @pobsfsrn, rs Gents.
oaH's aamtIieu : Nt1en Rno Die better.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

Das GrtemenIanp UNI
gebenbe Weer 1T boiler @hGbe.
Dor turaer .3eit bra9ten 9au1er Sta
tusn herauf, bic por 1000 Sabren. beim
unterganse bes S4iff.s, bas tie mad
Rom brinsen foute, perlorem segangen
,iparen. Jebt finb reberr.fte aus Der
,G1laht Don Rabarino, bic 1927 eitatts
fanb, aufgefifdt tpOrbsn. Was ben
o~erfuntenen Mrads egpptif1er unS
,tirftf9er @4tffe bat man ,bobets alts
Hronatss4isx SSb.I, ef~tpsbrsxuu6
RttsRlsn m srebsr @srss,t srgsFsaM
Ieli.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
Reifenbe Gaenten:
s.. g. 0uiA.
~. S&srsbinb.
Aaa @etter ta Nai.

Menn Der tefannte Wetterpropbet
SRI 81. 6ide @edt bebdlt, 10 tpiro
ft& oas Retter i'm Waai fpleenoerma-
Sen aeitalten:
Cine reactiondre Beriobe bat ibrert
Mittelputtet am 6. uro 7. uno man
BARI nm bieie Belt Sibtpinoe, ifrpis
les uno ounfti9es Wetter, iuuie els
men @ediel gu b5berer Eemperatur
e~rtuarteu. Damn @euittertpplten,
8eaer NIT Bonner. Wenr, Der @ino
nibt uulfbldgt uno eS ni9t fibler
uiro, 10 ertuartet mar, tdglibe &C.
uitter. Bis genannter Mediel eintritt.
@enn oas utn ben Z. berut,t eintrift,
10 fino i'm Moroen Sr0fte gu ertpar.
ten.
Cine tueitere Gt6runasperiobe err
ftredt fth iiber bic 8eit bonn 10. bic
IA. Die Belt pom ben 10. bis aegen
Gnoe Wai 1T bic fhlimm5te Beriooe
oe8 Jabrea fir Man@e meitlihe uno
mittlere Staaten. Stiirnte iinb in
oieier Belt mahri1einliber oils ionit,
pbid0u bieSmnl teine abnormalen
Buit6noe 3u ertparte1 fino. Cine
aubereetu6bnli@ uartte MeQe be-
ginrt TN Wefter UNI 10. berum. Die
@inbe ueben BON Often unb Sioen
uno traoer piel Teuhtigfeit. Damn
t0nlmeu brubenoe Wolten unb iblieBs
fi6 0etuiffer.
Die ful9enbe reattiondre Beripbe
erreidt ibren N~ittelpuntt am II.
unb Is. Wari mag alip einen pl0k.
li&en Rediel 81 iebr lparrlert Wets
ter ertparteu. NIT f&mor5ert Wplten=
eebilben, i6tuerem Negerl uno Dom
ler. Na6 ben @espittern oirfte ea
raf6 tiibler meroen.
Cine finite Beriobe BON St6runs
gen erreiht ihren Wittelpuritt am "a.
unb erftredt fid iiber aruei bis bier
Iaae. Die GinIifie Der Wereur<
Benus. unb Hulcan : Beripoen mir,
Ten bonn 81. Bis "a. 5uiammeri
Man Fat nlip bem6lfteu Gintn1el une
unbeft6nbioes Wetter 5i ertparten.
I'm q. tun,saen @euitter. Nudj
0ilyfeu ftd ie0eu Mahmittae uno
6teno rtebrere Tnee lang @euitter=
tuutteu i'm @efterl aniautmeln.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
Sim ureusiiden

= SIM preuBiiben 6errenbaule
tritiiirten bic BrofeHoren ShmpGer,
Dernburg uno 26nia ben pprlieaen=
ben @ntwurf, bic Befdbieung gum
b0beren WerwaltungSoienit betref.
feno. Shmoqer riiete bic Beporau-
gang oes observation-disclosures in Der
Werrpaltung uno taoelte Die ShGoen
oeS gorpsmeiens. St befirtportete,
UNI bieie Shaoen abauibmd6en, elm
GpmpromiB smiihen Der acaoemiihen
5retbeit uno einem getuiffen 2ebrs
atpar1Q.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

Inner 2aaer BON 5arben uno
9apeten lift aneetommer uno lift
q%ualitatiu oas bette i'm Warfte. lin.
iere Guspobl BON 9apeter entipriht
benz mooerniten @eibmad uno UNI.
iere Tarben iinb rein uno Trilf.
@ebt uns einen Brobe-N uftraa.
anterior & NnterfDn,
Ut uno 219 Ot.6puftpn,G trase.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
Sia Wanoalia, YeaniDlbmia=8 abn,

Sin Billet oieier 2inie eriter &lafie
nab Seem YOrt berebtiat ben Sn-
baber in % abingtpH, BaI=
t imDre unb 8BiIabeIpbia
etne1 aebntd9igen Nufentbalt su
nebtnen. Dies 1T elm iebr liberalea
BugeitdnoniB.
Wegen @in5elbeiten penbe man
fb an ben unter3eibneten.
s.. 3. &iIgpre,
@eiieroer Baifaeier Mgent,
liz Wet Grenb 8lace, San Mrs
tonic. Tera6.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

Wenn mir fortfabren, Die ibuere
uno reihe @abruns oes 8inters i'm
5riibiabre 81 nebmen, tDnneu mir
ertuarten, oaB Der Maeen auBer
Oronung gerdtb. Or. Iueuit So.
nig'S 6amburger Tropfen tperoen
iofortige grleifterune unb baloiae
6eilung briuaen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

Der BrGiioent bes oeut1hen
Meibstage8 erfldrte bel Der fDrmeQen
8ertaguug oeiielben. Der iebiqe
@eibstag babe 302 Stbungen abge.
halten uno iei elmer Der pihtigften
in Der @eihihte Deutidlanos getpes
len. ST legte elm georudtes Shrift<
ftid BON 81 Seiter Dor, in tpeldem
Die Irbeiten oes Sacramento i'm Gin
5elnen aufge5dblt perben. Wdbrenb
oer finf Sabre ieiner Tbdtigteit bat
Der nerfofiene Heibstag cine Nnaabl
wihtiaer WaBreaeln ben @eiebbii-
hern einnerleibt. SIN Mugemeinen
berrihte Die @eigung ppr, bic Maht=
-soatommenbeiten bes Meites auf
Soften Der ginselitaaten gu pergr6-
Bern, bic SunctiDneu Der Meqieruna
auf Soften oes inoipioueIen Burs
gers gu erueitern, Die Sosialreform=
@elebgebung gum 8eiten Der Nrbeiter
ausauoeknen. Die Tarifpplitits agra<
ridden T~0roerunger untersuorbnen
uno audi ionft ben agrari1Gen Snter=
eiien III bic 6dnbe 81 ipielen. Das
Holtarifgeieb bonn lebtert DECEMBER
bat benz 2anoe Die b6bften lie betann.
ten B6ae gegeben, beipnoers nit
&nditbt auf Die 2anomirthihaft.
Das JleiiHbeihaus @eieb BON 1900,
pel9es erft iebt pDuinbaltliH in
&raft 9etreten 1T, mar pDr, Der Mes
9ierun9 fir rein ianitdre 8mede be-
itimmt, aber Die aararii9e Mebrbeit
i'm HeihStag bebanoelte es als cine
Wafe gegen ausldnoiihe, nament.
lib atneritaniihe &onturrens.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

Cine pom Or. Rings 0euer. Sc,
teSlss BiQen iebeu Nbenb stuei $50.
gen lang tat mid mieber gum Slna.
ling QesnadtA i@reibt .. 5. Turner
pom Dempieptotun. Ba. sic finb
ons Uette. Gas ea FL, 2eber., SRA.
Gen. un6 Ginoetueibe. Stein peoe.
tobiIil@. Werurjaft ME 2eibiGmer.
1eSt. Rnr Is Gents in 0er Nppthefe
non 8. aatteper e.. Sobn unb 10.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
ea.eH Gimbalt aeboten.

s. Y. @une6oe BON Werbena,
Gla., mar 3tuei Mal i'm 6oipitat in
5nlQe eines iMtueren SALES BON
6druorrb0ioen, bic "a @eihmil1te
teruria&ten. Na&bem Die Nerste
un0 &r3eneier i1re Nirtung uer-
fstlt bntter. aebot Wudlers Nrnica<
Safbe Der tueitereri @nt5iinoung
f@ueu ein6alt uno bette i'm. Gs
beilt ale 2eioer uno t1btet ben
S&mer3. Is Gents Bel aalteper &
Spbn urb Nbulp9 DreiR. Npothefer.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
REILLY BROS.

grobeereu, Nepfel. Drangen une
8ananen. Nqe Srihte, 8rooutte
uno Semitic Der Saifon uno in
Badeten gu baben. @rpBe Nusmabl
gu ben niebrigiten Breilen. I'm
gefaaiae Batronaae miro eriubt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
Su t%erfaufeu!

200. Ider Sarm in 8icturia Co.,
Garo IN @ncinal Co., 8auitelIen in
Gan Nntonio. 500 Mder bepdHers
bareS 2ano nabe Der Staot.
Mref Weerihsibt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
8. ssdeuermeper's Jamilienaartea

erfreut iib ueaer ieiner ausee3eid.
reten &ihe oes beiten SUITES BEL
9ieiigen uno Sremben uno miro
oementiprebeno BON Sreunoeu elmer
guten oeutiben Soft ftart PATRONS
iirt. Delifateiien Der Saiipn ents
iprebenb. Wilbereiprpoutte aGer
Nrt. SIN Saloon finbet man ftets
frilhes Bier, quite Weiae, 2iqu6re
uno Gigarren. Sbeuermeper's 5as
milien3artel 1T elm @rbolunasplab
eriter &la1fe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

,,8oro > Tormalim" (Gtmer 4
Mmeno), 1T ole antiieptiides 8abn-
lirlo W~unotpaiier uniibertroffen. g..
S. S6miot. 6ouiton, Ger, Gqent,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
M0iplut atttfret.

1ndbnlib 10 bielen 8atentmeoiainen
ertbalten bic peltbefannten ct. Bernard
@rduterpiaen abiDlnt feline giftisen Be>
i~tanotbeile ober jhdblihen Sn9reoien.
alen; Sieielben iin6 aus reinen unbers
tallchten Sdften bDn &rdutern bergefteIt,
tpelebe pDn ieber in Der mebiainiIhen
Wiienihaft als beiltrdftig anerfannt
tpDroen iin6. S%ebermann, Der Die 8iIen
gebrauebt bat. 1T bereit gu be5eusen, baB
bieielben in ibrer @irtung uniibertrefli6
limb. Die ct. Bernard &rduterpillen fin6
in uaen Npotbeten 81 baben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

VrnnSetsentbams ltebertrasansem.
Us. s. Sqa an g. zimmerman,
Wrunotthd i'm 8lod 339, fur 500.
v. Y. Sones an Ybilipp Steffler,
@rurloitid an Bicturia Ctr, $500.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
III ANOnA0 .

III AVOrIO ..
6xreur& tabt ID tey1li& aft meine irtunbs mai
9esupfnten eiu, 6& BE pra4tboren Prdmien au,u
tStn,S wet4e trti eineM ieDen Mbonnenten eines
mssuss jaelreiAsn eueIii&tn uno osuti&en 1l6e,
epsbsn iutretn.
GEO. MEYER. Eigsaihusmsr.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
9entide areioen5= Drnderei.

aae arten bon Srudarbeiteu tuer.
ben in oeutiher. enaliiher uub iuo.
niider Sprade fem un6 iauber n,
maBigem Breiie ausaefibrt. Gpec;.
alitdt: Druid BON Statuten, BerIc.
bun9s., Selratbs= unb @elegenbeits.
&arten. Guf Gnfraae merben SO.
itenanihldaei'seliefert.
Wie 4emga.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

Namat Jtud's Sc Sapaaa Gisarrea.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06

Spreb 5tunoen npr 10-12 ubr
@ormittagS. 3-5 ubr NaGmittaQs.
S0nntaaS: BON 10-11 uhr 8orn1.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1903-05-06
@et,t Die Gramem muir
tpiiBten:

tute Diei 0liifieligfeit eS ben gan Qlms
t0nip'er SetMftatten brtmgem tuiirbe.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-31
J,ss1 Where fbe
Trouble Lies

"Ah." he sighed I'VE don't have
such pies now as mother used to make"
His wife. being woman of wisdom,
did not get angry. Instead she simply
reasoned with him.
THE trouble" she said. does not lie
with the pies
mo-" he returned inquirngly.
"Oh. dear, no. she asserted. "The
trouble lies with your palate and di-
gcStiOn. Pies have not dctcriorutcd
Since you were young, but you have.
The pies that | make would have tic
kled YOU in those days as much as the
pies your mother used to make. and
the pies your mother rs-d to make
would give you the same brand of dys-
pcpSia now that mine do. Let us hear
no more about il. please
And after mature reflection he de-
cidcd that it would bn just as we'll to
do little less in the line of criticism.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-31

Billlins cultivated push before polite
ness. 'Politencss is nice enough, but
it takes too much time and doesn't
pay" he used to declare. But he
doesn't talk that way now.
In Il Broadway crowd the other day
Bilkins was forced chest to chest
against Il we'll dressed man. "Scuse
me-" muttercd Bilkns ungraciously,
trying to wrigglc past.
MY dear sir" said the other man.
raising his hat with his left hand, you
need not make any excuses. The fault
is not yours. and, besides, you have
done me no injury. Even if you had
| would know it was the accidental re-
suit of the crush. and | would hold you
entirely blamclrss. | hope l have not
inconyenicnced you. Good afternoon,
sir
Then the man put on his hat, and
BilkinS and he squeezed by each other
BilkinS was daZcd. ."Whew!' he said
to himself. What a string of words
and just to he polite. But I'm late for
that appointment, I'll bet What's the
hour"
Bilkins felt for his watch. 1t and the
chain were missing. The other man
was out of sight. Politeness had paid
him.--New York Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-31
4 Pathetic Story,

touching story is credited to Pro-
fessor Gallaudet, the eminent instruct
or Of deaf mutes. Its pathos is un-
usually marked:
The professor has favOrite pupil
a little deaf mute boy-eXceptionally
bright. Mr.. Gallaudet asked him If he
knew the story of George Washington
and the cherry tree. With his nimble
fingers the little one said he did and
proceeded to repeat it.
The gesticulatiOn continued until the
boy Informed the professor of the elder
WashingtOn's discovery of the mutt
lated tree and of his quest for the mu-
tilatOr.
when Georges father asked him
who hacked his favorite cherry tree"
signaled the voiceless child, George
put his hatchet in his left hand
Stop" interrupted the professor.
"Where do you get your authority for
saying he took the hatchet in his left
hand:"
"Why,' responded the boy, "he Need
ed his right hand to tell his father that
he cut the tree.'-NOrmal Instructor.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-31
Boys to Emulate Sheldon.

Two boys, Benjamin Rice and AlonzO
Neiniger both of Alton, ILL.,, and each
fourteen years old, who have been
publishing little paper known as the
Spectator, have announced that they
will in the future run their paper as
Christ would run a newspaper. The
little paper is not to be church pc
riodical or Sunday school paper. 1t
will publish all the local news, but
nothing will appear, the boys say, but
what would be published if Christ
were editing 1t. A war will be started
on all kinds of crime and vice. The
Spectator has been appearing for many
months. 1t is an eight page paper
full of interesting local and foreign
news. The young editors are sons of
prominent Alton citizens.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-31
The CrOSSCut
~ Road ~

Grandma had just finished writing
a letter 1t was an important business
letter, and she wanted it mailed at
once
You will have to take it down to
papas store" she said to Nealc. Put
on your coat and cap while direct the
envelope"
Neale was only six years old and he
had but very lately been trusted TO 80
alone to his fathers store. He was
ready i'll Il minute.
Hadn't he better 20 down across
the LOTT" asked Nealc'S mother. 1T is
quicker. and then he will avoid those
rough boys on Carter street
"Ycs," grandma agreed. that will he
best. will telephone to papa that
you are coming and we will watch at
the window until you have reached the
corner of Carter street"
He had never been this way but once
before, and when he reached the cor
ner he could not tell which road to
take.
Ncalc's mother at the window saw
him hesitate and then turn in the
wrong direction. He was coming
straight round toward home, She
threw on Il wrap and hurried down to
the corner. There she met the little
boy, who was becoming somewhat be-
wldered on finding himself so near
home. She set him right, saw that the
letter was safe in his pocket and then
ran back.
In little while papa tclcphoncd up
to the house that Neale had arrived at
the store. but that he had no letter.
Dear nIe!" said Mrs. Coke. Il ought
to have carried the letter myself Neale
is so careless. We cannot trust him."
HE must learn" said grandma. Il
don't see how he could have lost it out
of his pocket
"I'll go over the route" And Mrs.
Coke hurried away.
She reached the store, however, with
out finding the missing letter.
did you come straight down Carter
street to Bank and down Bank to the
storc:" mamma asked.
''No; | crawlcd through the fence on
Carter street. Nealc admitted. land
came up through the lot and in at the
back door,
What did you go that way for?' his
father inquired.
'There were some boys playing ball.
and wanted to see EN-"
The father and mother FASTENED out
into the big open lot and looked and
looked long while before the letter
came to light. Then 1t was Neale him.
self who found it,
ooh, here it isl he cried. Now |
remember. The boys asked me what
was in my pocket, and l told 'em a let
ter, and took it out, SOS they could
see it, | must have dropped it!''
The next time grandma had letter
TO mail she intrusted it to Neales care,
just as before. He walked straight
down the street without stopping to see
the boys and in at the front door of
the store. exactly as he was told to do.
Caroline Wheaton in Youths Com
panion.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-31
Insnlted at Last.

'Did you see that notice of your
marriage in the papah. Weginald?"
Nav. Old chappic. What did 1t say?'
said you acted dishonowably in
wUrn;ng away with the girl"
"N"w. Well. thcse-aw-new
don't know anything anyway
1T said the girl was too good for
you.'
"AW-I don't mind"
1T said you was a dude and didn't
hav" any brains, v knaw."
"Aw-did it? Well don't mind"
1T said you didn't know anything
outside of dwcss."
81 don't care. old chappie."
And it said your collah was out Of
style now"
Nav, old fellah; you-aw-d don't
mean that"
THAT'S what it said"
by Gawgc. it's insulting. What pa
pah was it. Oscah? Tll-Tll-I'll sue 1t
fab libel. | won't ntaw-stand it!'-Chi-
cago Post.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-31
4 Painful Thought.

Two small boys returned from school
and complained to their father that the
schOolmaSt"r had pulled their hair.
"Ah," said the wise parent, "Ill soon
put that TO RIGHTS" And thcrcupOn he
cropped tl' heads of the boys until
there was hrrhly enough to lay hold of.
The next day the schoolmastcr pulled
the cars of til" boys As they were
nearing home Tom said to Harry, "Pll
tell father what the schoolmaster's
done" Don't" said Harry. "Mebbs
lc'll cut our ears OIL"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-31
A Natural Inquiry.

The doctor looked annoyed.
I'm all out Of patience this morn
ing" he explained.
How do you spell itY' asked the
lawyer.
spell what?'
"The thing you're out Of If it's
Patience there is some occasion
for surprise, but still the matter is
easily rcmedied. If it's patients
I'm not surprised at all, but
At this point things happened that
convinced the facetious lawyer of the
advisability of making hasty exit
Brooklyn Eagle.
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Guessed 1t Right.

"Well, Elizabeth, you are at the head
of your class today. How did you get
therc?" "Why, the teacher asked Mary
Small how many are five and seven,
and she said thirteen. Teacher said
that was too many, and then asked
Josephine Little, who said eleven.
Teacher said that wasn't enough, so
thought I'd try twelve, and l guessed
n riUbt
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"Therc goes old Skinner. He Is be-
ginning TO look aged"
'Ies: he is old in years and older in
sin. All his life he has been doing
others, and now he is even trying to
do Father Time"
IF he had had his deserts he would
have been doing time long ago."-Kan-
sas City Journal
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FROsTBURG, Md, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 81. 1903.

iorie asked lur"."dI... "Will you come
upstairs. Mr.. Sirrlng:'
Bess ran out to the kitchen to tell
their good luck to Kate. II guess
you'll stay with us now" she said. for
it's easy to get rOomCrS if you have one
to start with. I hope he'll like it here,
but Marjorie wasn't rs -as-cordial as
She might be. I'm going upstairs now,
and I'll he real friendly to make up for
the way Sh" acts
She found them in the litti back
room. Il believe" Mr. Sterling was
saying. that | will take the three
rooms if You have no objections. Miss
;'randal."
Bess jumped up and down. "Goody.
GorHy." she cried Katie didn't find IA
horseshoe for nothing this morning.'
Roger laughed heartily. Il shall think
the horseshoe brought me the good
luck if your sister says | may move in"
You may have the rooms If you like
Them" Marjorie said.
"Thcy are very pleasant" he hasten
ed to assure her. and Bcss bcamed at
him. ON the way downstairs she lin
gcrcd behind Marjorie that she might
say Il last word to him.
'The meals, YOU know" she whis-
percd-''don't you want to have them
hcre?' And Marjorie never suspected
that it was Bess who had suggested
the breakfasts and teas for which their
roomcr had bargained that day.
After he had gone Marjorie turned to
her little sister. "Bess," she cried
what did you tell him before l came
hOmc!"
"Oh. | can't remember all | said
Why"
You didn't tell him, did you, that 1
had his picture?"
"No. Have you? l wish Id known
that
I'm so thankful you didn't. 1t was
in with some views Aunt Anna gave
me when | was visiting there. l didn't
know it until l reached home"
'Why didn't you send it back to
auntie when You found it, practical
Bess asked, but Marjorie did not seem
to hear. 'She's afraid he'll think she
stole it," the little girl said to herself,
"but he wouldn't. I'll tell him just
how it was some day"
On Monday Mr.. Sterling came, and
on Tuesday Bcss explained the affair
of the picture.
'He wasn't mad at all" she told
Kate IL think he's a very fOrgiving
man."
The days went swiftly by. and when
October came, to drape the old house
In scarlet woodbine. something hap
something that astonishcd Bess.
Il never was so surprised in all my
life" she said to Katie. Il was coming
down the front stairs a few minutes
ago. and there stood Mr.. Sterling in the
hall with his arm around Marjorie.
said oh" right out loud couldn't
help it-and they looked up. Marjorie
got real red, but Mr.. Sterling just
laughed and said, Come down here,
BeSS; you've been great help to me
and | want tc thank YOU Now, what
in the world lid he mean. Katie? l
went down and he kissed me, and
Marjorie kissed me, and l never was
so surprised in all my life! What are
you laughing at Katie?"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1903-10-31

One evening when the mosquitoes
were very troublesome Bobby cried
out, ooh, dear, if these mosquitoes
don't stop biting me thcrell be nothing
left Of me" "Oh, no." said Flossle,
"The bites will swell up and make you
bigger than ever-'- Youths Companion.
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His Mean Comparison.

Old Condemnation singing, Miss
Taylor. is like altar of roses
Miss Taylor with "A gratified smle)--
Oh. you are too flattering.
Old Gentleman (continuingD-A little
Of it goes Il long way.-San Francisco
Wasp.
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One Sided.

"Miss Gabbie seems like a pleasant
person to talk to-"
"Huh. She doesn't seem to think So"
'Why-cr-how do you mean?"
"She seems to think she's a pleasant
person to listen to-" - Philadelphia
Press