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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08
Brains Cost Mon,v.

This Is the opinion OF a large retan
merchant ON wage earnera. When an
irate customer complained that the
store was fun OF inaolent chumps who
did not understand tho frst principles
Of waiting on a patron he said; IF
my clerks had brains enough 10
amount TO anything they would not DO
working here at 81 or IS per week.
why don't you hire clerks with
brains?" asked the customer. "Bo.
cause brains cost more money than I
can afford TO pay" was the reply. In
our business we pay large salaries
to slave drivers and nothing 70 the
aiavean
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08
HOW TO MAKE kALsoMIMa
Pointers Magazine Gives tho Rssos.
nlzed Recipe.

Pointers Magazine Gives tho Reooa.
nlzed Recipe.
One pound OF uncolored gelatins
glue, as free from grease IA possible.
10 soaked over night In cold water
sufficient 10 cover the glue. Thirty
pounds OF English cliffstono Paris
white. bolted or best bolted gilderS'
whiting. Is also soaked IN sufficient
water TO make a paste over night and
next morning both arc heated with
steam or over moderate IRE In =
water bath TO the boiling point. and
when the glue il fully dissolved the
two materials arc thoroughly mixed.
In summer time on cooling \ small
portion OF carbollc acid, say about
oneelghth OF an ounce, diluted with
water. ia added for each pound u
glue used In the aforesaid formula TO
keep II from SQUIRTING. and IN this way
the knlsomine win keep for soma
weeks. Il is said that tho workmeh
rather Ike this preparation. because
OF It's good working roporties.-PRint
ora' Magazine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

In a Scotch church an old minister
who was very deaf was also very anx'
Ions 10 Introduce some new hymn
books Into the church and asked his
precenior to give ont the notice lmmc'
dately after the sermon The pre-
centor having notice Of his own,
gave ont that members Of the congre'
gailon wishing to have their children
baptized were to send their names Into
The vestry. The old minister, thinking
Il was the notice ahont the hymn
books stood mp and said;
md wish to say, for the benefit
Of those who have not any, that they
may be had IN the vestry any after
noon, between the hours Of . and !.
Ordlhry little ones at shilling each,
and special ones. with red hacks, at
one ana three. ~ New or.paas Tlmes'
Democrnt.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08
nAcK TO HIS OWN CHURCH.
Youth Had Gone Rounds Of the Others
and Was Satisfied.

Youth Had Gone Rounds OF the Others
and Was Satisfied.
Young Stanley McMlnuoman OF
Rumford Falls. the son OF MIR. and
Mrs. George McMlnneman, Is sup
posed To be an attendant at Father
La Flamme's church.
For the past few weeks, owing TO
necessity. he has been sent TO church
alone. The other day he startled his
mother by announcing, as no but
toned his collar under his chin:
well, guess I'll go back whore !
belong today"
What do you meant" his mother
asked In surprise.
why" the little chap answered
calmly. "I've been going round TO SEQ
what church l liked best. But tho
Universalists and the Baptists are no
good. The Methodist church'a on the
bum-thcy havo't got any altar. nor
altar boys, and I'm Just going back
to where l bclongl"
His mother took pains TO assure her
self that he did, ewiston Journal
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08
IMITATION ALUMINIUM.

The manufacture OF artificial alumni
lum has attained considerable impor-
tance through the same process as that
which has reyolutlonlzed the graphite
industry. Both the chemical and cleo
irlcal processes Of making aluminium
are In vogue, and the output Is 80 con.
siderable to-day that aluminium "a
more generally used In over two.scoro
different industries. New smelters Tor
making the metal are IN course Of con
struclon az Niagara Falls and at Mas
sonq, y. y, while smaller ones have
been projected IN other parts OF the
country. The electric furnace used for
this purpose IL a carhon,llned cruclble.
which forms one electfode, ana separ.
ate carbon rods make the other,
The most expensive part OF the pro-
cess Is the cost Of purifying the baux-
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

It turns out that tho natural on
well. which has Just been discovered
in the heart OF the city OF Dublin ana
which is TO DO capitalized and worked
for commercial purposes, has been
flowing for several years past Beien-
lists say the yield is sufficient In guam
tity and steady enough to permit o.
its being prohtably worked.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

Nearly 600 divorces-to DO exact.
4s2. with one county cstlmatod-wsro
granted In Connecticut last year. The
most common cause or excuse set
forth was desertlon. Next came crueS-
~, then intemperance. and lastly In
fidelity. Many OF the divorces were 70.
garded as the result OF collision. but
Just how many cannot DO stated.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08
TRAINING THE HUMAN EYE.
Wonderful Possibilities Of That orsar
Are Little Known.

Unless we are colorbllnd We all
can see the seven colors In the rain
bow. That Is ordinary eyesight,
which may by careful training be
wonderfully developed. The tapestry
workers OF France. for Instance. by
continued practice. learn TO dlatin.
gulsh different shades OF tho same
color in a truly marvellous way. Some
OF these men and women. by actual
experiment, can perceive 1900 differ
ent shades OF a single color, and com
blne them In wonderful harmonies.
Their eyes are ordinary human eyes,
like those OF other people; but they
have trained their sight until Il be-
comes almost unbelieyably perfect
Their work is priceless, because they
have raised an ordinary possession
into an extraordinary endowment
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08
RATHER A Nasty QUESTION.
Tho, Jhtless inquiry Disturbed Neigh.
boris Amenities.

boris Amenities.
A self'made man had accumulated
considerable amount OF wealth aa n
successful building contractor. Chiefly
at the behest OF his wife he had pur
chased a very attractive rural site In
the suburbs whereon 10 build n home
betting his means. The building OPP
eratlons were In full swing when one
day a nelghbor noticed the owner su.
perintending the work with consider
able pride
II see you are spending n lot Of
money on that house Of yours" re
marked the nelghbor.
Yes" was the reply, Il want TO
make the place thoroughly NJ home
for a gentleman
"oh, then you mean 10 let II, do
your" thoughtlessly blurted out the In
quirer.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

GALEsnrRa ltL. March 20 1903 Tho sam
pie Of Doan'a Kidney Pills came 10 hand
also got one b0-cent box from our druggist,
aud am thankful 90 say the pain across the
bank In hot sun Doans Pills reach the spot --
ELNrR WANrrf
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

Aching backs hrc cascd. Hip. back. and
loin pains overcome Swelling u the
limbs and dropsy signs vanish.
They correct urine with brick dust scdi.
ment, high colOrcd. excessive pain Ia pass.
ing drihbling, frequency, bed wctting
Doan's Kidney Pills dissolve aud remove
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

EOsr GLuN. PA. March 90. 1903 Tho free
trial Of Deans Kidney Pills have been u great
benent to me. Since using them have no oc.
castor To get up ~ often AZ night, My com.
paint affected the bladder more when catching
cold. --JoaEru lErrEHAL.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

ClNuHia. WroutSo. Previous 70 taking
the sample u D0an's Kidney Pulls I could
scarcely hold my urine NowI eau sleep an
night aud rarely have 10 get up. aud that aeh.
ing across my back little above my hlps =
gone Isaac W. STEPHENS, Cambria. Wyo
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

Ask Your Dealer For Aliens Toot-Eaaas
A powder. IL rests the feet. Cures Corna,
BuniJns, Swollen. Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching.
Sweating Feet and lngrowing Nails. Aliens
Foot Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. a.
all Druggists aud Shoe stores, 20 cent?. 40
cent no substitute sample mailed FRnn.
Address Alton 81 Olmstod. LoItoy, N. Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

The Bridgewater canal was opened
in 1772. and 1000 miles Of canals. were
by 1900 In operation In England. There
are at present $500 miles OF canals in
England.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

sALEu, Mass, March 81. 1903 - received
the sample Of Doan's Kidney Pills, and with
the use " one more box from my druggist
A. CLEyTLASu.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08

Janveau the oldest and
Canada The Puna Medicine
Lasf spring blood seemed eIoggd digestion
bead ached and felt Iangud and tired all the time My physician
prescribed for friend advised Peruna tried
Ind pleased found wonderful cleanser and
Mer of fhe system In three weeks Ike
appetite without
IN ache pain Peruna Is reliable family medicine"
Setan writes results from the Of Peuna
wonderful Hartman
Of
lad heavness stomach be pleased his valuable advice
va
Address Dr. President of
San,arum, Columbus
you'd mote derive prompts nds salts
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1903-05-08
FASTEN AGE MARKS.

Kidneys they evening
Of life; fasten the marks
Doans Kidney pills Is the recognized Kidney Specific.
Arizona republican., 1903-11-02
Shoe Challenge.

Behold these prices
Mems Shoes for heavy work and every day wear.
Buckle or lace styles; single double soes. Actual
$I.5o value. az
Challenge price, pair ........ 49,. ~
Mems HanliltonlBrown Shoes the Good Cold
kind. All shapes, all styles. positively the finest
s.. so dress shoe on earth Ct OK
Challenge price, pair ........... 49,. y ~
Arizona republican., 1903-11-02
A Challenger
Handkerchief

Ladies White Hemstitched Handkerchiefs. Al
ways sold at sc.
Challenge price ........ .......... AZ
Ladies Pure Linen Handkerchief, fully worth Ioc
Challenge n
Fr1ce ..-.....- -
Ladies Fine Handkerchiefs, hemstitched and scol
Hoped, lace edged and embroidered Actual I5c
value. n
Ladies Linen Handkerchiefs. extra fine. The kind
that sells at &c. %
Ladies finest white Handkerchefs hemstitched. lace
edged and embroidered. Every one 25c article
Each =
Challenge price ...... ........ ...........i y
200 fancy boxes of Children's Handkerchefs. 3 II
each box; colored border fast colors. Always sole
at / SC Per box III
Challenge price .........:s
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26
MORTUARY
Simon Freese,


Simon Freese, one of the old SET
tiers of West township, died Friday,
March 20, 1908, aged SO years and %
days.
Deceased was born in Pennsylvania
but came to Marshall county almost
fifty years ago.
He was twice married and leaves a
wife and nine children, two sons and
seven daughters, all grown to man.
hood and womanhood.
Mr.. FreeSe was a quiet unoStenta-
tious citizen but during his long resi-
dence in the community where he
lived be had the respect and esteem of
the best citizens and all feel that a
good man has fal.er.
He had been in failing health for
several months but was seemingly SER
iously sick only few days.
Funeral services were held at the
German Baptist church in West town
ship Sunday at IL a. M, conducted by
Rev. Mr.. Kline of Donaldson.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

The contract has been let to J. A.
Schumacher s. Co., Of indianapolis,
for the erection of the new $50, 600
Mount Memorial building for the
Winona Agricultural and Technical
Institute at Winona Lake. The
building will be three stories high and
of pressed brick. Work is to begin at
once and the building is to be ready
for occupancy, September ], This
will be the main building Of the
Winona school, which will be closely
connected with the new National
Technical Institute in Indianapolis.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26
James Confer in Africa.

DR.. Johnson has a letter from James
Confer. of the flagship, Chicago now
at Algeria, Africa.
Jim has been in the United States
navy almost three years and now be-
longs to the gunner crew. He gets
S21 month and his board and clothes,
and while he has had some hard work
to do be has done his duty, has won
the respect and esteem of his ship
mates and officers and has a chance to
see more of the worlds famous places
than many persons who have spent
thousands of dollars as tourists.
He expects to be off the coast OF
Asia soon and to visit Jerusalem. His
ship will probably spend the summer
in Russia and Germany. We are glad
to learn that he no longer thinks it
necessary to drink liquors Of any kind
on land or sea.
The navy is evidently making him
a splendid man Of whom his mother
and his many friendsi here may we'll
be proud.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

Postmasters hereafter will not be
permitted to rent boxes to minors
without the written consent Of the
parents. The order was made by the
postofice department. to correct an
abuse growing out of the fact that
minor girls rent boxes and open up
correspondence with outside parties
and In that way keep the correspond
ence secret from theft parents. This
is good ruling and win doubtless put
a stop to much Irritation. 1t may also
stop a more serious evil. When a girl
has a correspondent she is ashamed
for her mother to know she is treading
on quicksand that may engulf her.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26
BallandConpany
Lake Erie 6 Western Excursion Rates.

Lake erie q WeSterh CxCurSlOn kdteS.
To Vistula, Ind, and return ac-
count of District Convention Mission
airy Society of Churches of Christ in
Indiana. Dates of sale March % and
"a, return limit March 26, 1903, also
return limit March %, 1908.
To New Orleans, La. April IL, IL
and IS, 1908, on account of National
Manufacturers Association. One fare
for the round trip.
To Richmond, Ind, and return
April 1st and End, 1908, on account of
Northern Indiana Teachers Associa-
ton. One fare for the round trip. all
tickets good for return up to and in
Guiding April 6, 1908.
To Lafayette. Ind, March 30th
and 81, account of District Conven-
ton, Missionary Society of Church Of
Christ in Indiana.
To Markle, Ind. and return April
9Th and It'll, on account Of District
Convention Missionary Society OF the
Church of Christ, 10 Indiana, one and
one third fare for the round trip. A
district meeting of the above society
at Loganspost, April 1st and End,
1908, for which tickets may be sold at
one and one-third for the round trip.
Marshall Daubenspeck, Agt.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

Since the Kankakee overfl0wed
thousands of acres, the farmers of
that section are having rare sport
shooting pickerel. The fish suddenly
appeared in the river last year, after
the carp had driven out about every
other kind of fish. The fishermen
caught many pickerel weighing from
one to one and half pounds. 1t is
said that with the recent overflow,
the farmers have seen pickerel in
countless numbers. They have been
shooting the fish, and some Of them
weighed six pounds.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

The new spring stock is now in and is
ready for your inspection.
The line is exceptionally pretty, and con-
sists of all the most popular, up-to-date
weaves. The prices range. from 25c to S.
per yard. The assortment is very good
and quality excellent at SOC per yard.
Also showing nice new line Of Spring
Waists, in both silk and pique. While the
line is not very extensive, yet every one of
them smacks of newness and up-to-date-
ness Especially see this number, beyond
a donbt the greatest bargain ever offered for
new, stylish waists
Waist of fine, soft silk, all coor tucked and fancy
hensitched front, with and embroidered cluster
of three tucks in back latest full sleeve and COZZ
lined throughout. Specially special. .pZ.f4
Don't miss seeing this extra value in par
ticular, and the countless items of Spring
goods with which our store is rapidly fill
ing up in general.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

A remedy recommended for patients
afflicted with the grippe is Kemps
Balsam which is especially adapted
for the throat and lungs. Don't wait
for the first symptoms Of the disease,
get bottle today and keep it for use
the moment it is needed. If neglected
the grippe has tendency to bring on
pneumonia. Kemp's BaIsam prevents
this by keeping the cough loose and
the lungs free from Inflammation. All
druggists sell Kemp's Balsam, at rs
and so cents. lt
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

John j. and David Staley, Mrs.
Leroy Staley, Mrs. Mary Harsch,
Mrs. David Vanvactor and MissBertba
Staley went to South Bend Thursday to
attend the funeral of Mrs. J. II. Sapp,
who was the daughter of A. G. Staley
was born near Plymouth and married
here. Mrs. Sapp was SO years old.
Her husband died almost thirty years
ago.
Four horses pulling a wagon loaded
with 200 quarts of dynamite ran away
on the streets of Bluffton, Tuesday.
After running eight blocks the horses
ran off the paved streets, the wagon
stuck in the mud and there was no
explosion. The route of the horses
was through the heart of the city and
an explosion would probably have
lost many lives.
The jury In Laporte circuit court,
which heard the case of Oliver Cissna
against the South Bend Chilled Pillow
Company, awarded plaintiff $4,000
damages. Cissna, while employed by
the defendant, had leg crushed by
the falling Of pile of wheels, neces-
stating amputation of the limb and
sued for SIS, 200. The case will be
appealed to the State Supreme Court.
We are indebted to Senator Parks
for the report Of Commissioner
Sweeney on fisheries and game in the
state of Indiana. 1t is one of the
neatest books eyer published by the
state and contains valuable informa-
tion on fish and game in every section
of the state, the laws for their pro-
lection and much information on the
drainage system and all the rivers and
streams Of Indiana.
The postmaster at Eloise, Fla, be-
ing short one cent in his cash at his
last settlement with the government,
made up the deficiency out of his own
pocket; but In checking hiS accounts
the auditor for the Postoffice Depart
ment found an arithmetical error
whereby Uncle Sam had been over
paid to the extent of cent. There
upon the department sent the post
master draft for one cent which he
has just received.
Mrs. Ellen Sapp died Tuesday even
ing, March II, at the home her broth
err. Marion Staley, in South Bend. De-
ceased was born in Plymouth and was
married here. She was the daughter
of A. c. Staley, who was brother OF
John, David and Leroy Staley of this
county. Her husband, j. II. Sapp
died in 1873. One son. George Sapp,
survives, Her death was caused by
pneumonia. She had teen a resident
OF South Bend thirty-fye years.
The movement inaugurated in New
York to employ as barkeepers only
individuals who pledge themselves to
total abstinence seems to be spread
ing. In Chicago, last Sunday, a Total
Abstinence Society was formed with
charter membership of 16. The OBJ
jects set forth at the meeting are:
"TO promote temperance habits
among bartenders, set good example
to customers, protect the cash regis
Ter and the stock and elevate the call
ing"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

President Roosevelt win leaveWash-
ington Wednesday, April l, for trip
of eighteen thousand miles. He
expects to be gone sixty-six days and
to visit twenty-five states. he will
pass through Plymouth Thursday
morning. April 2. BE Is scheduled TO
make 145 speeches between April 1
and June 8.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

Miss Bessie Robinson, daughter OF
Colonel j. J. Robinson has been made
deputy sheriff OF Smith County, Texas.
Miss Robinson is well educated and
talented. She is the only woman
in Texas to hold the Office of deputy
sheriff. During the trial of a murder
case she was placed in charge Of the
defendant and handled him to the
satisfaction of the court.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26
CoIonist Tickets to West and Northwest
via Pennsylvania Lines.

From February 18th to April 3oth,
inclusive, one way second-class tickets
to California, North Pacific Coast
points, Montana and Idaho, will be
sold at low fares via Pennsylvania
Lines. For particulars apply to near
est ticket Agent Of the Pennsylvania
Lines.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children, Cure Fevefishness, Bad
Stomach. Teething Disorders, Break
up Colds, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. They
never fail. Over 80, 900 testimonials.
At all Druggists. Csc. Sample mailed
Free. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, Le-
Roy, N. Y. l26t24 23t4
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26
Joshua vangllder has gone to North


Attorney H. A. Logan transacted
business at Valparaiso Friday
Spring is here. The sun crossed
the equator at 2:45 p. m. Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stotts and Mr.. and
Mrs. Pero visited at Inwood Friday.
Miss Blanche Lightner went to
Donaldson Friday to visit over Sunday.
Miss Rita Herff, of Peru, visited the
family of NJ. Altman on her way home
from Chicago.
John Simms, a rich farmer residing
near Mishawaka, was killed by light
ming last Tuesday.
Mrs. Anna Westphal, aged nine
ty-one years died at her home in
Michigan City, Thursday.
P. F. Mum, for many years resi-
dent Of this city, is reported seriously
i'll at his home near Donaldson.
D. c. Chatterton, night operator at
Plymouth, has been moved to the
tower four miles west of this city.
The supreme court has practically
sustained the right of school boards to
compel children to be vaccinnated.
The Huntington Herald states that
five boys went swimming in the river
at that place on St. Patrick's days.
George, Ray and Eliza Lee, who have
been quite sick with lung fever at
their homes east Of town are improv-
ing.
The school for the feeble minded at
Fort Wayne has 935 inmates and it is
thought that the number will soon
reach 1000.
Mrs. J. F. Appleman and Mrs. Ira
earn went to Donaldson Friday to WIS.,
it Mrs. P. D. Burgener, who has been
sick for several weeks.
1
Rev. W. S. Howard preached at
Rochester Friday evening, conse-
quently there we're no services at the
Episcopal church here.
Laporteans are hustling for big
Fourth of July celebration There is
nothing like being on the ground with
the goods early in the season.
Mr.. and Mrs. Philip Smith, who
have been visiting friends in this and
Fulton counties, returned to their
home in Kosciusko county Saturday.
Gladys Marie. daughter of DIR. and
Mrs, William Wilkinson. died Thurs
day, March 10, aged eleven months
The funeral was held Friday at 8
O'Clock. p. m.
"Dealh months" are March and
April for adults, and July and August
for children under five years of age.
according to the statistics of the
twelfth census.
The colony of 1000 Filipinos to be
exhibited at the St. Louis World s
Fair will be one of the many striking
novelties distinguishing this exposi-
tion above all others.
II fortune helps those who help
themselves. the army of men working
with tremendous energy on the Miss
issippi levees will get through the
present crisis ia fair shape.
The weather factory hes been MAX
lug cold weather out west for several
days, and Plymouth people are advis-
ed not to throw away their oyercoats
and left over winter fuel.
Henry Stone, of Elkhart, said to be
the Oldest locomotive engineer in the
country, has resigned from the SER
vice of the Lake Shore. He entered
their employ 50 years ago.
Rev. o. S. Thornberry returned
from Columbia City Thursday evening
and reports bis little daughter, Eliza
beth, much better and it is now hoped
that her recovery will be speedy.
1t is very easy to charge the
v,,,~<So~ 80 p,,r7;ol> 70 <bo x>~,~ loo a
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

For something good, try Mrs.
Austin IS famous Pancake ready Flor.
ready in a jiffy. Your grocer has it
on hand.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1903-03-26

Tell your neighDors about the good
qualities OF TIE TRIBUNE.