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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18
THE ALLIGATOR PEAR.
:. &c Both Food and Medicine, Say It's
Enthusiastic Admirers.

Mary advocates of the use of the ALI
tor near. that lustrous green stranger
sS,.;tb the tough skin. say that it has the
merits of both food and medicine and
= remarkably nutritious besides having
tbat quality of flavor that seems nicer
tbe more you know about it.
II can be eaten one morning plain,
the next with pepper and salt, like a
salad. the next with lemon juice and
eu.,nr. and the partaker cannot tell in
which glise it is most delicious, being so
satisfactory in all.
Then it can be served with madeira
or sherry rs dessert and made into a
ME if need be; only connOisseurs do not
asnecially recommend the pie, except for
those pie enthusiasts who can be taught
m know and love a strange fruit only
tbrough that familiar medium. 1t gains
in popularity in New York yearly.
II is said the oil in the alligator pear
has superior nutritive value TO the olive
al or 10 that yielded by peanuts. ard
flat il is almost equal to a fresh egg
In food value. 1t is in reality one n
the laurel family, not the pear
Few people of the tropical cities would
willingly do without it, and it is valued
ana beloved both in Mexico and in
China. 4 small orchard of this fruit is
hearing down by Palm Beach. Fla. 1t
was founded by French growers who
anticipate great success. California now
has several orchards of it. The Brazilian
variety is pronounced finer than either
the Chinese or Mexican.-NeW York
SIM
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Robert and Jamie are brothers. Rob
ert is g years old and Jamie is >. As
they played together on recent evening
their mother overheard discussion in
which Robert settled an Easter problem
which has no doubt perplexed many older
heads. The question was: "Why DO rab-
bits lay eggs every Eastern
It's funny rabbits don't lay eggs only
on Easter" Jamie said.
Il know why they don't" said Robert
promptly.
WIZ. therE' persisted Jamie.
Robert was evidently thinking out a
reason. for he did not answer at once.
You don't know why a-tall, er you'd
tell" tauuted Jamie.
Course / do" replied Robert, to whom
bright thought suddenly came. Its
because they's 50 many eggs ct up on
Easter at tn hens can't lay enuf an
an tn rabbits haf t help EN-. Tx
change.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

In 1899 The Sangerlust celebrated its
httieth anniversary with Il large ccle-
hration in New York City. The follow
ing is his testimony;
About two years ago caught
severe cold while travelling and which
settled into catarrh Of the bronchial
tubes, and SO affected my voice that !
was obliged to cancel my engagements
In distress | was advised to try Peraua
and although | had never used a patent
medicine before, | sent for bottle.
Words but lily describe my surprise
to find that within few days | was
greatly relieved, and within three weeks
was entirely recovered. | am never
without it now, and take an occasional
dose when | feel run down. "-Julian
Weisslitz.
If You do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the usc of reruua
write at once to DR.. Hartman. giving a
full statement Of your case. and he will
he pleased to give You his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address DR. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarlum. Columbus,
Ohio.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

showing brick dust like" deposit. Uri-
nation is infrequent, too frequent or
excessive. You should heed these dan
ger signals before chronic complica-
tons set in - Diabetes, Dropsy,
Bright's disease Take Doan's Kidney
Pills in time and the cure is simple.
]. F. Wainwright, of the firm Of
Bones & Wainwright, painters and
contractors, Pulaski, Va, says: -Four
or five times a year for the past few
years 1 have suffered with severe at
tacks of pain in my back, caused from
kidney trouble. During these spells I
was in such misery from the constant
pain and aching that 1t was almost
impossible for me to stoop or straight
en-. and it really seemed as If the
whole small of my back had given
away. At times l also had difficulty
with the kidney secretions which were
discOlOred, irregular and scalding, and
/ was also greatly distressed with
headaches and dizziness. l used
number of recommended remedies, but
/ never found anything so successful
as Doan's Kidney Pills. When / heard
of them had an attack and procured
box of them. In a few days the
pain and lameness disappeared, the
trouble With the kidney secretions was
corrected and my system was Inn
proved generally. 1 have every conf
dence in Doan's Kidney Pills"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr. VAIN
wright will be mailed to any part Of
the United States on application. AID.
dress Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
n. Y. For sale by all druggists. Price
90 cents per box.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18
FACTS AND FANCIES.

PA. what is the oldest inhabitant?"
"A liar, in most instances, my som
| Smart Set.
Now, children, lets have that verse
over again. Little drops of water and
put more spirit into it this time.-The
Tatler.
Il am told that her hance is wealthy
quite one Of the landed gentry in fact
Yes. 1t was her mother who landed
him.'-Brooklyn Life.
Dashaway-You don't mean to say she
Tilted yOuI
Cleverton-S She did, old man. That girl
has the heart OF a motorman.-Life.
There goes my pearl necklace into
| the washbasin and down into the trap!
Send for the plumber at once, my dear"
Il guess not. Not for one pearl neck
lace!'-Life.
Tourist-Say my good fellow, am |
on the right road to the town? Native
(after a pausel-Ya-as, Stranger but |
reckon you're going in the wrong direc-
shun.-LippincOtt's
Sunday School Teacher-Wen. who
was sorry for the return of the Prodgal
Son?
Little Girl-The fatted calf.-Boston
Chronicle Register.
Mrs. Nervus-What do you think about
my eye, doctor?
DIR. Noitawl replacing the bandage}-
Oh, your eye will come out all right in
week or two Town and Country.
In the burlesque Encyclopedia Brit
annica'' George Alexander. play actor
and manager, is represented as writing
the following testimonials" -Four vol
umes make perfect press for trousers"
Nodd-What, You are out every night
until 3, Isn't midnight late enough?
Todd found when | get home at mid
night my wife could talk to me, but
when l get home at 3 words fail her
Life.
Adolphus (penitentlyl--So sorry, dear
est. that l was angry with you yesterday
evening and lost my temper. Olivia
Pray don't mention il, Dolly. 1t wasn't
a very good one. and I'm sure you can
easily find better.-Punch.
He seems anxious TO give the impress
sion that he's very exclusive and hates
a crowd
You don't say? z"
Yes. he announces that he has joined
the Democratic party. Philadelphia
Press.
Got the grippe at your house? What
are you taking for it, we take
qunine and whisky" Paw. Disagree
able mixture, isn't it?" Don't know
never tried it. Ny wife takes the quinine
and / take the whisky. kansas City
Journal.
Cassidy-Oi want wreath of flowers,
an put on it. He rests in pieces
Florist-DOn't you mean He rests in
peaceE'
Cassidy-Oi name phwat Oh sed. IT'S
fur Casey. thot was bowed up in the
quarry t-Bits.
Roast duck, terrapin. charlotte russo"
repeated the boy in the red sweater
What are you talkin' about 2" asked the
boy in the golf cap. why. I'm only
talking about good things Dido. you
say You was going 10 make lie eat my
words Philadelphia Press.
Lawton, Okla, is becoming noted for
the breezy character * the signs dis
played BY its business houses. The Kan
sas City Journal cites these examples:
The GoO-Goo Market. Credit if we
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18
choose-after looking at you" welcome
to All Nations Except CARRIE"

II see that the skull of a monkey a
million years old has been found in Wy
oming
Now. our professors can treat the In
dians' as, they have treated ours"
"HOw's, that's"
MAKE monkeys of EN- Houston
(Tex.l Post.
Towne-Some people consider him a
selfish cad. What sort Of fellow is he,
anyway:
Townc- Well, he's the sort of fellow
who delights in getting 4 haircut and
shampoo during the Saturday rush
while you're waiting to get shavcd.-Phil-
adelphia Press.
Employer understand. Mr. Back,
that you have had half day off TO at
tend your aunt's funeral?
Clerk -Yes. sir.
Employer-Did all so well at the final
ceremony?
Clerk without thinkiug)-Oh. it wasn't
the final, sir; il was the semi-fnal.-Ex-
change
Mr.. Newedd-How is that. my love
Nothing i'll the house to eat? | gave you
money this morning.
Mrs. Newedd-Yes, | know: but | ran
against the most eXquiSitely charming din
ner gong-awfully fashionable, you know
and | couldn't resist the temptation to
buy it.
but what shall we do for dinner?"
we can listen to the gong. '-Tit-B Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18
New Method of Making Mix Flour.

United States Consul Bcrgh nj Gothen-
burg has transmitted to The state depart
mcnt a new method Of making milk flour
in Sweden. SKINNED milk transformed
by an eXsiccator into Il highly soluble
powder when dissolved at u temperature
of 60 degrees To 10 degrees c. above
zero, gives solution with the same
taste smell and other qualities aS com
mon milk. II is claimed that the flour
or powder thus produced can he easily
transported and kept for long time
n ft,rgut being spoiled Apparatus is now
being built for many diaries which are
TO manufacture milk -four.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

According to vital statistics, the baby
born in 1903 has three times as good
chance of living as it would have had If
born fifty years ago. However, the baby
born fifty years ago, If still alive, will
probably be satisfied with the chance
that came his way.-Kansas City Jour
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

In view of the probable electrifcation
Of all railways the chief English railway
companies are from time to time con-
terring privately in London with the OBJ
3ect of securing uniformity Of principle
and equipment.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18
Many School Children Are stckIy

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children, used by Mother Gray, nurse
in Childrens Home. New York, Break up
Colds i'll 81 hours. cure Constipation,
Fevcrishness. Headache. Stomach Trou-
hles, Teething Disorders, move and reg
ulate the bowels and Destroy Worms
Sold by all druggists or by mail. 25c.
Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen s
Olmsted LIE Roy N Y
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Among the nostofices of this great
republic there are Z Picrccs. ~ Roosc-
yelts. Ii McKinlcyS. 20 To % Adamscs
and as many JcifcrsonN, Madsons. Jack
sons, Johnsons, Grants and Garticlds, 30
Washingtons 80 Monroes, 81 Lincolns
and 81 CIeveandS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18
Pe-ru-na Preventive and Cure for Colds

tN-fu@ha Il EtcNSuAtNG ana AuES Tor NNtGS.
Mr. G. +. Given, Sussex. y. H., Vice
President of The PaStime Boating
Club, writes:
Whenever the cold weather sets in
have for years past been very sure 10
catch u severe cold which was hard &c
throw off, and which would leave after
effects on my constitution the most of
the winter,
Last winter | was advised 10 try
Peruna, and within FIVE days the cold
WAS broken up and in 1--WE days more
was well man. | recommended it to
several of my friends and all speak the
highest praise for it, There is nothing
IKE Peruna for catarrhal affIicfions.
ID Is Wen nigh infaIIibie as q cure, ar1d
gLadJ' endorse IL. - {. r. Given.
A Prominent Singer Saved from Loss OF
Voice.
Mr. Julian Wcisslitz. 10 Seneca street.
Buffalo. \. y. is corresponding sectc-
tary If The Sangerlust of New Work
is the leading second bass of the Sanger
lust, the arEcS; German singing sucicty
of New York and also The oldest
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

A freshly cut slice Of pineapple laid
nu hecfstonk Will. in 4 comparatively
short time, cause Softcniug, swelling and
partial digestion of the meat for Il con-
sidNrAhlc henlh from thn NMrface
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

iHts, y :. aiming the bottom soes produces abso-
ionssss- .lnre leather; more flexible and viii
nan any other tam ge In the world.
yaars IS S nave more than doubled the PAST four
give IN ~rlSn proves its superiority. Why not
$Sse W L Douglas shoes a trial and save monsy.
IN 81 Increase (ise9 Sales: Sc, xoB. So, III
hhneHsi Cso1 sales: SS,OHA, sac, 90
-, sam OF Sc, $40. A5S.70 In -Four Years.
l. DOUGLAS s4.oo GILT EDoE LINE,
o'tn 5000 Compared with Other Makes.
p. ns asst imported ana American ientters. HeEFs
90 Cmf, Enamel. B0r Calf Caif Wei Eid corone
= -" 1''1 hatioHGf Kangaroo. FeSt Color Eyeists
Gaufina The genuine have w. L DOUGLAS
name and price stamped On bottom.
Nh cAoes " n0ti, sSe. ertya. RlHs. Catalog free
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

The telephone can no longer bc legal
ly used by German physicians in dictat-
ing prescriptions to druggists because of
the chances of fatal misunderstanding.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Kite hawks have become SO bold
about the garrison in Burmah tLat they
Swoop down on the mess tables and seize
food from The soldiers plates.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18
SHE IS A BRIDE.
Late Henry Georges Youngest Daughter
Now Married to Churchill de Mile,
Son of the Playwright.

Anna Angela, the youngest daughter
Of the late Henry George, the single tax
exponent. is now the wife of William
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18
Two Signals.

There are TIVE
serious S ig-
nails of kid
ney ills. The
fl r S t signal
comes from
the back with
n UNI e 70 Il S
a c h e S and
pains. T h g
second signal
comes in the
kidney secre-
t ion s; h e
urine is thin
and pale or
too highly
COlOred an d
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

The hop growers of the Pacific coast
predict that next years crop will be the
largest on record
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

The East Indians called rock crystal
an unripc diamond.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

MRS. WINSLOWS SOOTHING SYRGP for
Illumination. allays pain. cures wind collie. 70
cents "A bottle
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Mrs. Harriet NJ Foster has been
postmistress Of Troy Grove, H.. for 30
years
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Heavier SHOWS have fallen this win
ter on the inner ranges OF the HimalaYas
bordering on the pamirs than have been
known for tMlnlN -Iive Nenrs.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Always look for this trade mark: "The
Klean. KoOl Kitchen Kind" The stoves
without smoke ashes or heat Make
comfortable cooking.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

rITc Permanently Cured. No fits after
I'll D first days. Of Or. Klne'H Great Nerve Re.
Forer send Tor FREke2 trial bottle and TREATISE
Lls h. H. KLINE Ltd, gJl Arch 81, Philadelphia, Ia.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Printed in English and devoted to
commerce a new daily newspaper is
about to be issued in St Petersburg.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Running lessons the blood supply in
the legs.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR
makes top of the market butter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Lawton, Okla, Is becoming noted for
the breezy character * the signs dis
played by its business houses. The Kan
sas City Journal cites these examples:
The Goo-Goo Market. Credit if we
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Adolphus (penitentlyl-So sorry, dear
est that l was angry with You yesterday
evening and lost my temper. Olivia
Pray don't mention it, Dolly. 1t wasn't
a very good one. and I'm sure you can
easily find a better.-Punch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Roast duck. terrapin. charlotte russo"
repeated the boy in the red sweater.
What are you talkin' about 2" asked the
boy in the golf cap. why. I'm only
talking about good things Dido. you
say You was going 10 make lie eat my
words = Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Nodd-What. You are out every night
until 3 Isn't midnight late enough?
Todd found when | get home at mid
night my wife could talk to me, but
when l get home at 3 words fail her
Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

For toilet articles for mems use there
are different pieces made in absolutely
plain silver with no commentator but
particularly massive in effect There is
a certain smartness 10 these articles.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Copper is coming into use more and
more rs an artistic medium for fine work.
the color giving a value frequently above
that if silver. 4 beautiful toilet set in
duh copper. which has large mirror
tray and small standing mirror. has
the small articles, as well as the mirror
frame. of the copper in an art nouyeau
design which is very beautiful.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Made on art nouveau lines in both cop
per and silver are standard frames for
very tiny photographs, the lines simple
and graceful and set with stones. fire.
queutly If green. which blend with the
color Of the metal used.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

He seems anxious to give the impress
sion that he's very exclusive and hates
a crowd
You don't say e.
Yes. he announces that he has Joined
the Democratic party" Philadelphia
Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

In the cut-out trimmings for gown,
one pretty design in one of the popula
styles of the day is the clover pattern
1t comes in all colors. but is prettieSf j.
the. green, which is particularly good o.
white.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

In the burlesque Encyclopedia Brit
annica" George Alexander. play actor
the following Testimonial" -Four vol
umes make a perfect press for trousers"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

The walking dolls are out. dressed in
their summer suits, and are particularly
The prettiest of these little
peripatetic dolls have on white pique
frocks finished with feather stitching in
colors, pink or blue. and little white sun
bonnets. also finished with feather stitch
ing 10 match,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Cassidy want a wreath of flowers,
an put on it. He rests in pieces
Florist-DOn't you mean He rests in
peace:'
Cassidy-Oi name phwat Oh sed. IT'S
fur Casey. thot was bowed up in the
quarry Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-18

Got the grippe at your house? What
are you taking for it, We take
quinine and whisky" Paw. Disagree
able mixture, isn't it?" Don't know
never tried it. Ny wife takes the quiniae
and / take the whisky. Kansas City
Journal
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-08-05
For Weak and Nervous People.

We have cure for nervous and I'M
steady people, weak, heshless people,
and pimply, pale or sallow people; peo-
pie who are troubled with loss of ambi-
ton, failing memory, depression of spir-
its, lack of confidence, nervous headache,
and wakefulness, all these symptoms
are produced by weakened nerves,
brought on by the watery condition of
the blood. Make strong, rich, red blood,
and furnish food for the nerves is the
way to stop the source of the disease,
and the cure then is only a question of
days. The best flesh and blood builder
is DIR. Gums Blood and Nerve Tonic, in
tablet form to take at meal time. Sells
at 75c a box, or boxes for So, at all
drug stores, or sent postpaid on receipt
of price. People gain from to 3 lbs of
solid healthy flesh per week, by the use
of this medicine that is an indication
that it is doing good. Address DIR. b.
sanko Co., Philadelphia, Pa. For sale at
F. L. Janeck's Drug Store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-08-05
NORTH YAKIMA AND VICINITY

Pat Lynch boarded the train Monday
tor Lake kache>.
Del Hi,cock returned Monday from a
business trip to the Sound.
Paul Kruger is confined to hi, home
on north First street with sickness
Mr.. and Mrs Ludwig Engiemann left
Monday morning for trip to Alaska
Mrs d. L. Stone left last week for
two week. visit to her sons at Tenino
Wanted Some Light Brahma chick
ems OF eggs for setting. Call al Herald
office 3l-tf
Wesley Bernice. an old-time clerk with
/ II. Dill,, wa, in the city from Walla
Wala, visiting old friend, last week.
Jas. r. Coe returned Tuesday morning
from Pullman where he ha- been en-
ployed on a paper. TO visit with his
family.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-08-05
End of a Bitter FIGHT

Two Physicians had long and stub
born fight with an abcess on my right
lung writes J.F. Hughes of DUPONT,
Ga, "and gave me up. Everybody
thought my time had come As last re-
sort tried DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption. The benefit l receiv-
ed was striking and | was on my feet
in few days. Now I've entirely re-
gained my health" 1t conquers all
Coughs, Colds and throat and lung trou-
bles. Guaranteed by c. c. Case and
North Yakima Drug Store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1903-08-05

F, NJ. Spain is absent from the city
for couple of weeks, visiting the diff
ferent cities OF the Sound in the interests
of the \. O. |. w.
Herman Leeper and wife returned on
Saturday from Il months outing on the
beach. Mr.. Leeper has resumed his
duties in the po=toffice.
{. W. Badger and \. \. Manning have
opened up a cigar and confectionery
stand in a good location on the principal
street in Gle Elum. They will move
their familie, there soon.
y. T. sweeney has under consideration
plans for the addition OF another story
to hi block. occupied by The Herald
The new story viii be fitted "a apart
ment rooms Tor renting purposes.
NachC~ avenue presents much more
attractive appearance since the trees
have been Pruned and the underground
OF brush cleaned away.