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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25

Not To Be Ignored.

If you prudent in your money spendlng il you be-
eve in practicng wise economy you Ill afford to ig-
you get your honest moneys worth Just at this time you
get far than yonr moneys worth, We're cleaning
selling which will begin. Price reductions most
prominent Will you be among those reap the benefits
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
Mems Low Cut Shoes.

We have placed on sale our entire lot
IS low cut Shoes at price that should move
them i'll a hurry. There are most all sizes
in the lot and the styles are the very best;
most of them are Patent Colt stock and
you know there's none better than this
stock; Monday and Tuesday your choice
at $3.50 per pair.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
Mems Sl.25 Shirts for Csc.

Mems high grade Madras Shirts In
great variety of this seasons newest pat
terms; also good lot of plain white goods;
nothing wrong with them only we have
too many; Mondayand Tuesday at 65ceach.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25

We have two or three very desirable
homes torrent, ARTHUR & EvERETTE.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
Making Room for Fall Goods.

We are daily increasing the values on all our BARGAIN
counters and but few days remain In which to take adj
vantage OF our splendid offers, will shortly clean them
away to make room for our fall line OF goods
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
For Rent.

New room house, Taylor lot, west
Lamar street. A. j. HAMIL
8-23 ct.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
Our IOC Counter

has been re6led with selections from our line Of Lawns
Swisses Bastes Ranging In price from 15c to Csc per
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
Odd Lots of COrsets.

Not all sizes of each make, but
enough sizes to make a good show
ing. These you'll buy at halfprice.
soc Ventilating Corsets at, Csc
81 Ventilating Corsets at...,.5Oc
81 &c. B." Corsets at. soc
S1.5O &c. B." Corsets .75c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
Mems underwear.

A mixed lot of Mems PLAIN and fancy
Balbriggan Underwear, shirts and drawers,
most all sizes In the lot; regularly sold at
SOC; special here for Monday and Tuesday
at 25c per garment.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25

Clark's Foot Comfort cures burning,
aching feet. 10c box.
REMBERT's DRUG STORE.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
Wash Waists For You.
Priced Reduced Silks.

These Silks are nearly all of this
seasons styles. The color assert
ments are somewhat broken, but
what matters that so long as Your
color is among them.
Coo, IS inch Black Taffeta at 421c
ST., 10 inch Black Peau de Sole
d.. ..,,.'.,.............|O C
81, SO inch Black Taffeta at 79c.
soc, IS inch Colored Wash Silk
at.............. 49,. ......~...........25c
81, 20 inch Black Armure at 75c.
81, "a inch Black Satin at. Toe.
81, "a inch Satin Foulards at soc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
Last Cut i'm Wash Goods

Bound to turn every yard Of
Wash Goods into cash if possible.
These prices will assist in the turn
ing.
1Oc Colored Lawns at.,..........5c
15c Figured Dimities at...,.73c
zoe Foulard Dimities at. ,,1Oc
25c, 35c, and soc Embroidered
Lawns observation-disclosures. ...15c
SOC Silk Tissues at. .25c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25

Among the new features of our August Sale we have
White Goods stock consisting plain Lawns Madras
Cloths, Check Nansook and Muslins.
case lot of extra size Huck Towels, give you the
chance of securing for $125 per zen towel which or
dinarily would bring Zoe each.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
The 71aC and sc Counters

have been repentished from the higher price tables and
contain many bargains that one would hardly expect
this late In the season.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25

The world soon forgets q man who
ins his laurels and then quits.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25
Ladies' 69c Silk LiSIe Vest at Csc.

Ladies' Vest, low neck and sleeveless
In white, pink, light blue and black silk,
tape neck and shoulders; worth as usually
sold 69c; here Monday and Tuesday at 25c
each.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1903-08-25

cus,Ga.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
Anew Why's

why DO many employers say their
clerks lrs 20 stupid .lt lll unworthy %
their cons .d0rtuuf
Why Io many CLERKS zoos wI'h envy
on their employers and rage over every
correction 0r sharp worif
Why so many persons behave more
court,ogsIy and Kindly 90 outsiders
thar they DO 90 tle ones tley really
love the best ofaIlf
why DO many men laugh I'd women's
lack ~ business ability and set sheer
aud rather lo0s down 600 ODE w1maa
who shows .ls Hls r1me1
Why do many children resent any
th.u- tle.r PARENTS say anl .1ns 600
then bore rHI long -o be -r.Uu 1p
20 as tl escape FROM tlsuf
WINS d0 many r.aH fo.s 'aHs 1n 'hn.-
Door Relatives Hs being always H. t.'
lookout Cor nr1r aud -1 prevent th'
poor relatives fum Swing ..u 1000.
presents or ls.H- mtuu. w.,. ti"f
WHY Do many husband. wors lnr'
Tor tuaIr wives aud fuu.y auf never
th.rE how doe wife would lrprn. Fl"
au Invitation to the theater l.tU. i..
ucr at o. restaurant % box OF candy 1r
some flowers brought home uuasari p
Chicago Record Herald
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11

The Japanese divide tho twenty four
hour. .afn twelve periods. 90 which -.N
belong fl .Ha night aud six 20 the d1y
tle.r I.r beginning at sunrise aud a.d
Iug at sunset
Whether tbo day or u.eht be long 0-
short. there are always Sis periods Boz
each. To attain ibis tIe characters ".
numerals ou tle s.aie ore adjustable
Two of tHem lrr sel one to H-rr.
with tlr SUNRISE. DE other with sunset
and thr four characters between Il..
divide ODE space into equal portions
Thus when thc period of dayu-H' ''
longer Cham tHr u.-It la day u1.-.
will be p0p1rt.0nate.y longer tlaa
those ut night
Another popularity Zoo thD.r scale Pa
that they use only s.Z characters th0
from four Co mime and these read ba.s
ward London Express.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11

lnrly made the men construct a very
thick and high bona or fence OF thorus
round each camp aud inside this they
were fairly secure. The lions then at
tackled the RalIhead hospital camp.
which had been left behind at Isayo
and which stood Do rather q lonely po-
sltlon. They jumped the bona and al
most succeeded iu selling the hospital
assistant. who had marvellous escape.
Being disappointed in this. one OF them
sprung on TO and broke down a tent IN
which there were o dozen patients and
made on with q poor wretch. dragging
him bodily through the thorn hedge.
A couple Of others We're wounded By
the lion as be jumped on them. The
brutcs made several raids on the hos
nltal.
"a fresh site was prepared FOR the
hospital near the cody camp and all
the patients were removed | sat up
all night iu the vacated hospital. but
the lions dId not come. ! bad the NOR
. tlfoluon OF hearing shrieb- and sroans
coming from thc direction of the uc"
hospital telling me only too plainly
that our dreaded zoe bad attacked mat
position. Another man WAS carried
away.
u found next morning That one or
the lions bad Iumn,I into the bona
aud taE,u on thr hospital bhlsu lWa.
Ter carrier Several mul were wiz.
nessos of thc whole trrruIc occurrence.
which thcy could plainly SEQ by thc
light OF hc b.s campfire The hhisi.
IL appeared. was y.ns 900 the floor Of
his tent with h.s held toward the mid.
die and DTS feet touching the side. Thd
lion uut Dos head under the canvas,
seized him uy the foot and dragged
him out The poor follow iu drspera.
tlon eIutchcd at box which he drag.
ecd with him until 10 was stopped by
the tent. ard De was forced 10 let lt go
Tie then caught a tent rope which b.
held tightly until IL broke IS soon as
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
Her Fathomir,. Eyes.

II was the hermit Thorclu. whose
mistress was wood and stream, who
wrote. "Thc lover sees iu thc glance ~
Ms beloved the same beauty that n the
sunset paints the western skies. 10 is
the same diamond here lurking under
n human cyclld aud there under the
closing cyelids OF thc day. Here. IN
small compass. is the ancient and nat.
urll beauty OF evening aud morning.
What loving astronomer has ever faith.
omed the ethereal depths of the eyer
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
Scores Killed byLiOnS
How Two Man Eaters Stopped Work on the
II UgAndA Railway
AoAoaoAoAoxoAoaoAoAo4o1o AoaoaoAosoaosoAoaoA

the lion got ham clear be sprang ~ tho
mans throat. and the poor water cnr-
rier's cries were silenced forever The
lion. not being able 20 leap the fence.
ran up and down with bis lIfeless bur
den IN BIS month. looking Tor a weak
place % force his way through This
be presently found and plunsed into.
dragging DTS victim with him. leaving
shrcds OF torn cloth on the thorns as
evidences 'of bis passage.
1.-TWO more men were taken from
Engoman's camp "a few days later.
One was killed outright and eaten and
the other mauled 30 that be died In a
few days.
For several nights thereafter the
lions did not appear. and the coolies.
believing they had gone Tor good, re
sumed labors. and the camps assumed
their normal condition.
I'VE were suddenly startled out Of
this feeling 81 security by hearing one
dark night the old terror stricken
screams and cries. and We knew AZ
once that the lions had returned and
had added another unfortunate 20 their
long list OF victims. This time they
had seized a poor man and eaten him
within thirty yards Of his tent, and 20
daring had they become that they did
not attempt 10 move until the ghastly
meal was finished.
"on Nov. 30 the two Hons made an
[ other successful raid within "a hundred
yards Of a permanent way inspectors
hut. could plainly hear from my hut
the commotion and the terrified shrek
Ing Of the coolies.
Then I telegraphed FOR Mr.. White
head. the district commissioner. 70
come. on the night be said BE- would
arrive be dld not come. After dinner
went out alone 70 watch Tor my
/ friends the lions on this particular
night I sat Mp on n sleeper crib which
! bad bad built on a big giuier that
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
The Monument wa. a NIsat.

A stately granite Shaft had been
erected IN the cemetery of a Massa-
chusetts town in memory OF man
whose lie had been anything but
praiseworthy. None the less the monu-
mcut was one % the sights 20 be shown
10 a stranger. and one day o. former
resident Of the town who bad been
away for many years returned and was
taken a. see the granite ohcisk. he
was no stranger 90 the faults and fall
lnss 81 the man whom 90 euiogIzcd
with its gildcd inscription, and. after
silent contemplation % the shaft ON all
sides. be- said. "Well. if It's for good
ness. It's too biz. and 10 its Tor badness
It's not big enough. New Haven
Chronicle
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11

~ URING the building 81 the
II Uganda railway 10 isas the
construction camps az IsnvO
were for several months In
terror 90 two lions that car
ried on a large number OF Indian cool
les and African workmen. 80 great
was the loss Of lie that finally the men
refused 10 work and deserted the camps.
For three weeks the lions completely
tied up work on the roud.
The lions were finally killed by Lieu
tenant Colonel j. II. Patterson OF the
British army. but not until twenty
eight coolies had been killed. besides
scores OF negroes of whom no record
had been kept Colonel Patterson him
self tells Of Few Of the incidents that
took place during the reign Of terror
Colonel Patterson's first experience
with the man eaters occurred about the
middle ~ March. 1873. Raiihead had
Just reached Tsavo when one or two OF
the coolies mysterlously disappeared.
AT first thought" said Colonel Pat
terson. "that they bad been the victims
OF foul play. but that idea was soon
dispelled. WIS aroused one night and
told that a man named Ungan Singh,
fine. powerful sikh, had been carried
on during the night by lion while he
/ lay asleep iu q tent shared by some
dozen workmen.
zone Of the mans bedfellows had
seen the whole occurrence. AT mid
night the Ion put his head In the open
tent door and. as Ungan was nearest,
seized him by the throat The unfor-
tunate fellow threw bis arms around
the lions neck. The next moment he
was gone. and his terror stricken CON-
/ panions described the terrible struggle
I they heard outside. Poor Ungun Singh
must have died hard. but what chance
had he3
"a regular reign OF terror now com
menced In our little camp accord
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11

A typical tough boy. aged thirteen
was committed t3 % certain asylum al'
long ago by % city magistrate.
"Whlt dId you do that they sent YOU
hercg" asked the superintendent mild
ly
"uuh' They sent me up Just Cor
playing game" snlrIcl the boy
"WUat gamer asked doe -lncr'n
toudput
Checkers wild DO police he 'y
plairod go was mn u.rn. Hn' 7 i.lu'
move. 500 dry jumped u'"
lie bad been invested Tor lettering -
New York Tribune
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11

was close 90 "a likely camp f0f the
lions 90 attack soon after uk.us up
my position / was surprised to hear
the two lions growing and plrring
over something quite close to where !
was sitting. / could not under land u,
Tor I had heard no commot.0n ln camp.
and by bitter experience I knew that
every meal the brutes got meant trou-
Die Tor u.s. After "a time / saw their
eyes glowing in the dark and promptly
fired at them They then toos what
ever they were eating and went over
small rise which prevented uo from
seeing them and there finished their
meal
"The next morning what was my
surprise 90 meet Mr Whitehead look
Ing very pale. His clothing was rip.
ped from the uapc OF the ucos down.
ward. and there were four Dig claw
marks on bis body His train, DO APP
pears. wus very late. aud 10 was quite
dark when De arrived no T.aro. ia or
der 90 reach my camp ho Dad TO come
through o. cutting lie was 1ccompa
MED by AbduIIah. h's sergeant Of as
kars mauve soldiers who carried "a
lighted lamp Whom they wera about
haif way through the gloomy cutting
one OF the Joins suddenly jumped down
FROM the b.-l Ulus right ou u White
head. Shocking hIm over liEo % nine
PIN and tearing che c.o-h.n- oI hs
back Fortunately however White
hcad bad DIS cuh.nc Dob DIS hand. and
this he Instantly fired Tha cash and
loud report must have dlrod .l' lor
Tor second. enabling Whitehead Co.
dlsousa.e himself but one ne.t Instant
the brute rouuccd UGr l.chtnu on The
unfortunate tnIuah. WITH whom be-
made or Whitehead hwi l-an az
the lion as Boz was going on bnt nnpar
emily missed.
"It was, OF course, poor Abdnllah ina
I had heard the bruies eating during
the night"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
nnrrr Ahnnt thr E,c..

Prince TroubrtsEoy, tha artist once
painted in Paris tue portrait oi an
American who Vas cross eyed The
painter thought o. rrel. deal about the
matter and finally made DIS picture
cross eyed. too. so that DO should Dee "a
fnithful likeness
When 20 was done. The original
looked at % and said
ut seems 90 melt srcms-why.
hang 20. this picture Is cross eyed. isui
it,
'Why. no more than Iou are. sir,
said Prince Troubctskoy.
well. perhaps you're right muir.
INJURED the American. 1T seems 90 have
a queer look about the eyes. though
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
nce's MOUTH.
The Way "a Enable. ,h~ Animal a.
Eat Hickory Nuts.


Eat Hickory Mats.
People often wonder how Il Is that
a hog can get all the kernel out % a
hickory nut. or aus other Kind Of nut
for that matter without swallowing
any OF the she'll. said a man from tl"
country. but as a matter of fact there
is nothing mysterious about the proc
ess. Mind you. logs don't swallow any
VI these harder substances. They get
rid ~ them. aul then u Is Just MS EASY
Tor them f0 get rld uf the she'll of 81 unf
o. IL Dr. Cor man or squirrel You
m.-ht think because q hog crush'.
the not into small fragments That he
would necessarily swallow a COOL ppr
ton of tle bull But De doesn't do lug
such thing
1T is "a conceded fact among meu
who know anything about the subject
that the horse is the most perfectly oDl
structel animal In the world. C0n,.da.
lug the purposes Tor which the horr "a
used aud Cos method aud habits 200 ili-
But { want to put in a good word fas
th. hog when 10 comes 40 tho thing
cracking and eating nuts without g"t
ting ans 0f the harder substances into
the stomach The horse bas very un"
teeth The back teeth particularly az"
finely constructed with view ~ enn
bling the horse TO crush .ts food well
before passing q into tho stomach
These heavy grinders heavily set m
the horses Jaw. are looked upon no
murvcls 81 they are
"But what's the matter with tho
teeth 81 the h0gf What's tho matter
with that marvellous process by which
they separate the kernel u the nut
FROM the hulIf II has occurred 20 inc
that this is no small achievement and
nature is ut least entitled % some sort
OF tribute Tor her skin 90 making this
result possible 90 the iirst place the
hogs tongue is more sensitive than
would he supposed. and 10 can easily
detect the harder from the softer sub.
stances By some sort OF process the
hog o. able 90 work the bits 90 hicko
~ nut hull over to the sides % it.
mouth. The tongue being used Tor ihe
purpose. and here they are thrown oui
no the coruors Probably you huv" 10
tlcrd that the corners ~ r. hogs mouth
are somewhat different from DO" cnr
uers of the mouths ~ other animals
The lines ~ the mouth do not end 81
po.utolIy. and hence ii o. much easier
thing Cor the bog 90 work tl' hariH'
substances which he does not car. r
swallow ont through these i.itIs open
ings o. Sew Orleans Times Democrat
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
rrnInca chrr.nnth,mnm..

Chrysanthcmums in Japan are train
cd into numerous quaint shapes iike
the old English yew trees On the forms
OF pcacocks etc ln Tokyo there are
gardens filled with life sized figures
made entirely of the flowers and leaves.
the faces being masks. and these chry
authcmum figures accurately represent
court ladies. warriors children aud am.
lmals. one OF the fuyorte characters
being q young lady with a fox's tail
pccpIue from under her dress and "a
mask which by the touch OF a string
turns into rcynarIs head
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11

The practical Chinese have adopted o.
simple way OF obtaining heirs WHORE
there are NO legal on iho adoption
az children who belong foo side bmneha'
OF hc family. IN this Way the family
line ls kept intact In thn absence 90
mals descendants In thr side huucuo'
OF the family the sons OF strangers arr
sdoptad Tho Chinese prefer this moth
od TO marry Ing second wives.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
4 REsouRcEFur LawYeR.
An IrspiratIon THAT Won n Case lie
Considered Hopeless.

An IrspirnfIon That Won n Case lie
Considered Hopeless.
A Philadelphia lawyer tells the story
that a picture Of Fanny Davenport
once won a case for him. Ills client
WINS suing the Pennsylvania Railroad
company. Of which Wayne MacVeagh
was counsel for $3.50 damages for
the death Of her husband. Just a few
days before the ease was 20 have come
up she happened into my oihce and an
nouneed that she had married again.
Good Lord. madam I easped. why
couldn't you have waited until your
case came up7 lts next 10 impossible
for me to get damages Tor you now.
She said she didn't care very much,
and went out. seeming very happy.
Well. II just happened that I bad q
photograph % Fanny Davenport on my
desk. and when the next day Wayne
MacYeagh hippcued into my Office 10
discuss quite another matter De picked
no tie photo and admired 70. Who's
your friend . be asked. had sudden
Inspiration and ! said Why. that's
the lady who Is suing your company
for $500 The deuce you say said
he. Handsome woman, isn't shef she
Il. lndeed. I replied I'm" be e1.
claimed. looking az the picture closely.
A deuced handsome woman. / should
say. A dcuccd handsome woman
There was a slight pause 'Whatll you
take u settle this caseT be- asked.
thougls Of my clients second mar
rage. and / fixed the figure az 5000
The deal was consummaied and the
case never came 20 court"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11

The witness on the stand had been
bullyragged by the lawyer until his
patience was exhausted
Now" said the attorney, "you say
you saw the prisoner draw bis pistolf'
Yes"
Remember you are on your OATH
I'm not forgetting IT,
"You are sure you are telling the
TRUTH
Sure"
'No mistake about IT,
"NOnc"
"You couldn't be persuaded into any
other statement
Here the judge interposed.
tOh. LEI him go on, your honor,
pleaded the witness. Hes a lawyer
and ho doesn't know the truth when hs
sees o. and I'm only too glad 20 show
him how No FAR as ! can"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
The non. and ner nre...

once upon o. Time there was Co.,
nous bcu. who made frequent Visits 'u
Der JrcsmaEpr and stayed quite long
cuch ume because shr was parucuH,
about tHr ht of Der gowns. and Ono
modis.c desired 10 please her
They would cut aud 40 and shape
aud work to bring every line ana curve
into proper relation. so that the eject
would be- artistic and pleasing 10 Toe
eye.
Moral Matters Of form are often IN
important matters Sew Nork Herald
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11

In Montt Children are so much
worse than they used TO be. What DO
you attribute 90 tol
Ia Moyuc-lmprovcd Ideas In build.
Ing
Ia Moutt what has that 10 DO with
81
Ia Moync- Much Shingles are
scarce, aud you emit spank o. boy with
a t.n roof. Philadelphia Record
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
Down win Impcrtinent NeiEhBors.

Mr. MuIhooIy Phwat FUR are yea
maxim such % noise on thot piauny
Y'r drvln' me distracted wild y'r racket
an me head achIu' loikc it wud split ln
two PAGES.
Daughter Them ncy neighbors MKT
door has been comp.aiulu' OF my play
iu'.
Mr. Mulboo'y Begorra. hammer
harlor Sow York Weekly.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11

w. talk of % diamond being 'o many
c1rHt. iu vu.... IHa olrH. w'. .r
NAH. ODE sc.I . .Na Ahr uH. ar.'
q. YER The. .'.I. Hrr f.-H equal n
ana so wore .' nr. ..' at.d .u
rhu1 gold and precious stones
day ,ho carat a. applied '' gold
D. simply tr. fHU fourth pnri
sl tI weight .. aug 1t -9.i 1r
alloy OF sold.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
PAID In M. own Coin.

once In a way Archbishop Temple
OF Canterbury would get paid back In
his own coin. A delightful instance Of
this Is recorded. The church people Of
a certain parish are said 70 have strong
ly urged the bishop 90 find another
sphere FOR their parson. whom they
wished 20 get rid Of. Dr. Temple sum
moned the obnoxious clergyman % his
study and suggested a change o. ben
efce. What was IL. the parsou wanted
20 know, that his people had 10 find
fault WITH We'll" said the bishop
IN the peculiarly harsh. strldent voice
that so sadly married his preaching, IL
you insist on knowing It's your voice
they complain OF. they don't Ike your
voice" How cur.ousy' said the cler.
gyman. "a friend was with me az the
cathedral the other day. when your
lordshlp was preaching, and as he
went out be- said. What a fine sermon,
but what an unfortunate voice"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1903-04-11
An rnrcn.nnnhIc cn.-Il-

wlthcus Il think the cug.ou o. 's
essay ia one OF the mo unreasonable
things ever saw.
Crltlcus How sol
Wlttcus is "The Decline OF the
Amateur" As II any one ever knew
an amnteur 10 declIne.-Baltmore
American