The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-05-12
HERO in HARD LUCK
FATE DEALS UNKlNDL.Y WITH
WOulD-5E REFCRMER.
Youth Who Rebuked Fat Man for
Promlseuous Expectoration Gets
Into Serious DiffcuIty-Coarse Man
Wipes UP Floor With Him.

A fat man-fat and apparently
coarse, and with a prediction for
bullying over the common people
stirred up a big rumpus yesterday
morning on the Staten Island ferry
boat Robert Garrett, which left st.
George at 710 o'clock.
This person chewed tobacco with u
noticeable vehemence, and with con.
secutiveness and frequency he was
obliged to dispose of the usual b..
product. 1t was the fat mans method
OF disposing of his by-product that
made the rumpus. Perhaps there were
cuspidors, but the fat man didn't hunt
for them. He picked out vacant spots
on the floor instead. There were wom-
en- passengers, and some of them be.
came almost panicky. Then 1t was
that a small, heroic man made his
appearance. He was a young man
with pale-blue eyes. a slim waist, and
an unhalting expression around his
! chin. He had lodged the big mans
hydraulic efforts once or twice. and
felt called upon to do something. He
might have chosen more original re-
mark, but under the stress of great
mental excitement he resorted to the
old saw. Catching the fat mans eyes
he said, angrily:
DO you expect to rate yourself as
gentleman"
(SwishD "Huh?" said the fat man.
Then don't expectorate on the
floor" added the young hero.
A lot of "serves-you-right-yo -horrid-
old-thing' looks from the women re.
warded the young man, who thought
he had done his whole duty. Perhaps
he had, but
The fat man relapsed from his con-
templative mood into one of strenuous
action. He reached forth his big,
chubby hands, and hooked them fast
to the clothes of the young hero with
the pale blue eyes. Then he bore
down on the little fellow and doubled
him half up like knife, and by sliding
him backward and forward on the
floor across the area of his temporary
tobacco-chewing domain, he removed
all traces of wet brown from the cabin
floor.
There was plenty of feeling over this
incident. The young man didn't like
1t. He was in an uncomfortable po
sition, as he afterward asserted with
great positiveness. The aim sought
for had been practically achieved, but
the means-the means There was
the rub! He was incensed at the rub
Several coarse men gurgled with glee
others swore right out. and the womer
set up such clatter that the attention
of deckhands was attracted. One o.
these hands was chewing tobacco
himself, but long years OF introspec
ton had enabled him to observe prop
err sanitary precautions. The deck
hands went for" the fat man, but HI
wriggled between the horses ant
trucks and lost himself in the Grove
at the opposite end of the boat TIL,
young man with the discouraged-look
ing trousers and determined air wa
hot foot all over the boat after tht
large person, but could not find him
With the deckhands he stationed him
self at the gangway when the passen
gers left the boat at the Battery, con
fdent of catching the large person
But he didn't. Somehow, 1t Is no
made clear just how, the 220-pound OF
fender wriggled past them and wen
on his way, while the young here
after watching until the last man ha
stepped ashore, went to his of,ic
chewing the bitter cud of reflection
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