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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31
.IR|FLNG WITH YOURHE
Is like Playing with a loaded
Gun. If you have Kid
ney Trouble attend
to it at once.

II Is easy to tell whether your Kidneys
or bladder are diseased. Take bottle or
glass tumbler and fill it with urine. If
there Is sedimcnt-a powder-like sub
stance after standing a day and night, IL
1t is pale or discolored, ropy or. stringy,
there Is something wrong with the Kid.
neys. Other sure signs of disease are q
desire 70 urinatc often, pain in the back,
or IL your urine stains linen.
There Is no question that DR.. David
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy is the best
and surest medicine in the world for dis
eases of the Kidneys, Liver, Bladder and
Blood, Rheumatism, Dyspepsia, Chronic
Constipation, and the sicknesses peculiar
towonen. Itquickly relieves and cures
inability to hold urine and the necessity
of getting up number Of times during
the night, and puts an end to the scalding
pain when passing urine.
The Rev. Henry p. Miller pastor Bap.
tist Church, Spartenburg, S. c., writes:
"For years J suffered with Kidney,
liver and heart troubles, swimming
in the head, dull headache and numb
ness of the limbs. Physicians pre-
scribed for Inc and / took different
medicines, but none Of them did mo
any good. But DR.. David Ken
nedy's Favorite Remedy cured me
In about two weeks"
1t is for sale by all druggists In the
New 90 Oenf SIxe and the regular
ef.O0 size bottles--less than cent dose.
Sample 6oftis---ssoEsA for trial free BY mail
Or. David Kennedy RSrporation, 7ondout, NY.
Dr.. David ks3ssay's Worm syvvs, most effective
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31
How to Find Ont.

Fill bottle or common glass with
your water and let 1t stand twenty
four hours; sediment or settling in
dicates an unhealthy condition of the
Kidneys; If it stains the linen 1t is
evidence OF kidney trouble; too fire.
Quent desire to pass 1t, or pain In the
back Is also convincing proof that
the kidneys and bladder are out Of
order.
WHAT TO DO. z
There is comfort in the knowledge
go often expressed that DIR. Kilmer's
bladder remedy, fulfllls every wish IN
curing rheumatism, pain in the back.
kidneys, liver bladder and every part
of the urinary passage. It corrects
inability to hold water and scalding
pain in passing 1t, or bad effects fol-
iow:ng use of liquor, wine or beer, and
overcomes that unpleasant necessity
of being compelled to go often dur
ing the day, and to get up many times
during the night. The mild and ex-
traordinary effect of Swamp-Root Is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest
for It's wonderful cures Of the most
distressing cases. II you need a medi-
cine you should have the best Sold
by druggists in fifty cent and one dol
lar sizes.
You may have sample bottle OF
swamp-Root and a book that tells
more about II, both sent absolutely
free by mail. Address Dr. Kilmer &
Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writ
ing mention that you read this gen
erous offer In the Canton Semi Week
ly Stark Co. Democrat" Don't make
any mistake, but remember the name
swamp Root, Or. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. and the address, Binghnmton'
N. r., on every bottle. (.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31

A New York reformer is at work In
Canton roofing out the places of vice
which are said to be numerous, and for
the first time in the history of the
city's government, so 1t Is said, prayers
were offered up In one of the churches
for the mayor of the city who was
elected last spring by the Republicans
and who has been discouraging the ef-
forts of the reformer from New York.
Canton seems to have got into class
with Cincinnati whose form of govern
ment was used as a model for that
of the code. The Queen City has long
been dominated by Cox who according
TO Republican claims maintains q
model city government. but just before
election the old board having charge
OF city property granted permission te
the ministers OF the city to hold
prayer meetings In room in the city
building for the purpose Of asking thu
~ oe better government. - younss'
o1U1 vlpdicator.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31
Bits Of Humor

"How dreadfully that cigar smells!"
why, it's an awful smelling thing!"
mo, no, it's not the cigar that smells"
was the reply. What is 1t them"
inquired Dobbs why, it's your nose
that smells, of course; that's what
noses are made for"
"If l were 80 unlucky," said an Off
Ger, "as to have a stupid son, would
certainly make him a parson." "A
clergyman, who was in the company,
calmly replied. You think different.
ly, sir, from your father"
The Lowell Advertiser asks, What
is the difference between an attempt
ed homicide and Cincinnati hog
butchery? One is an assault with in
tent to kill. and the other is a kill
with intent to salt"
In a cigar shop in Parliament street,
London, the following notice is posted.
Credit given to gentlemen, but cash
expected from members Of parlia-
ment.'
Billings-"A fellow snatched my
vest chain and ran away with it last
evening"
Wilson-''That so?" Well, you will
now be able to sympathize with me
when tell you how hard it is to keep
Enything on my stomach. j-Bosto1
Transcript.
Miss Ann Teek-"One of my great
est treasures is five-cent piece which
was given to me brand new from the
mint on my fifth birthday" Miss
Speitz-"I suppose rare old coins like
that do become very valuable" So
Philadelphia Press.
An editor out west has such an an
tipathy to the new doctrine of spir
itualism, that he will no longer have
his paper printed the medium size,
and objects to its being enveloped in
wrappers"
A Happy Faculty.-Young Tutter
Ito Hostess)-"I have had very
pleasant evening. But then always
manage to enjoy myself no matter
where l am."-Life.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31
MRS. LEvI sWEITZER.

Mrs. Levi Sweitzer. grandmother of
Prof. Frank Sweitxex of the Canton
schools died at her late residence
Thursday In Marlboro. The funeral
was held Saturday and ipterment was
made in the church cemetery ct Marl-
boro. Rev. Chenot now OF West Unity
former pastor of the deceased ofnciat,
cd at the funeral. which was attended
by a large number Of friends and rel
atives. -Four, children, seven erandchil-
dren. and two great grandchildrsn SUR
tlve Mrs. 6Woit1er. 4
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31

law that no man, white or black, shall
enter the august precincts of the ma
tional ussemblage with any personal
adornment. natural Or artificial, which
shall In any way tend to subtract from
the pulchritude of the only Chauncey."
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31

A Happy Faculty.-Young Tutte
ito HOstess)-"I have had a yer!
pleasant evening. But then l Away
manage to enjoy myself no matte
where | am."-Life.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31
CHRISTIANS SLAUGHTERED

Vienna. July 1S. - The Ubkub cor
respondent Of Die Zeit wires his paper
that the Austrian and Russian consuls,
having made tour of inspection Of
the Macedonian districts of Gosivar
and Teetave, have reported to their
ambassadors that fearful atrocities
have been committed on the Christian
inhabitants of these two districts.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31

A burgler, who has evidently not
been keeping pace with the fashions,
entered an Akron residence last night
and escaped with a Panama hat
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31

The Burdick case, Of Buffalo. is to
be reproduced on the stage. And yet
there is talk of the elevation of the
drama.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31
GALLANTRY OF nuBELIK.

On the evening of Kubelik's last
visit to Glasgow he drove to the con-
cert hall In cab, accompanied by
Nine. Bertha Marx and Otto Gold
schmidt. 1t was a cold and wet night,
but opening the door the famous vio-
linist jumped out and calamity laid his
music books on the top of the snow
and ice in order that his fair partner
might get into the hall without dam
aging her dainty shoes. The famous
story of Sir Walter Raleigh was in
stantly recalled to the minds OF the
onlookers, who heartily cheered the
chivalrous action of the violinist.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31
PROBABLY.

Algy - Yes, we're very happy. AS
the poets put it, we're two souls with
but a single thought.
Monty-And that belongs to her, OF
course. Did she have it before you
married her?
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1903-07-31
Tales About
Town
TToRNEY Joseph M. Blake

A TTORNEY Joseph M. Blake
"a had a dark, damp, dank ex-
perience at Meyers lake Tues
day evening he will not forget as long
as his friends keep chatting him about
1t. He had an engagement with a
number OF his lady friends to dine at
the country club at $3.50 that evening.
Wishing to take a cool plunge, Joe
went to the lake early in the evening
and secured a room at the bathing
house.
After he had donned his abbreviated
attire preparatory to a leap into the
water, Blake placed his key above the
doorway Of his berth SO that it would
not interfere with his bouyancy whils
In the lake. Inadvertently the key
was pushed too far back and it drop
ped down into a crevice where it could
not be reached. OF this fact, however,
the bather was ignorant. After disport.
Ing for an hour Blake thought of his
engagement. He hurried to the dress
ing room and reached for the key 1t
was not there. Visions Of sneak thieves
and stolen clothing, watch and pocket
book flashed through the attorneys
brain. He began devising ways to get
into that room. Time was flying and
the girls at the hotel were waiting fol
their companion at lunch
The door was obstinate and no one
had key that would unlock 1t. The
chill OF the night wind penetrated the
gauzy bathing suit and the evaporat-
ing water carried away the heat of his
body like an artificial ice plant His
hat l. L., n
Cs with an ague chill. 1t was almost
1890 when the door was finally brok.
en- In and all the property was found
just as It had been left.
When Joe finally reached the hotel
the girls had eaten with some other
fellows.
WAS ONLY EIGHTY.
Passengers on the Mahoning street
cars have noticed little old woman
going day after day to the end of TIC
line and then trudging off towards
a little farmhouse half a mile distant
One morning the conductor passed a
few words with her and she cheerful
ly entered into conversation with him
Where do you go every morning?"
he asked:
"Oh, l have little garden patch
down here that l work." she replied.
We'll, aren't you pretty old to work
out in the hot SUM" queried the con-
ductor.
FOh, am not old. am only
eighty!" and the little woman started
off at brisk walk, when the car had
stopped, just to show the conductor
and the passengers that she wasn't
old.
Eat Kohler's Breads and Cakes.
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16
Tragedy Averted.

"Just Ia the nick OF time our little
boy was saved writes Mrs w.
Watkins Of Pleasant City. Ohio.
Pneumonia bad played sad havoc
with him and a terrible cough set in
besides. Doctors treated him, but be
grew worse every daV. At length we
tried DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, and our darling was
saved. He's now sound, and we'll i"
Everybody ought to- know, it's the
only sure cure for Coughs, Colds and
all Lung diseases. Guaranteed by K !.
O Void Druggist, Price 50;, and
fl 90. Trial bottles free. 2-}' Ss'
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

LORD Salisbury's funeral, by his ex.
press wish, was not to cost more than
800. AS a matter of fact, it cost only
$40. 1t would be good thing if this
fashion would spread. A modification
of the taste for elaborate funerals ap-
peals to common sense and good judg-
ment. There are more appropriate and
acceptable ways of showing our respect
for the dead that the sinful ex-
travagance which we see so often
displayed by bereaved families who
lack good taste in such matters. -
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

WE call special attention to the valu-
able historical address printed on our
first page and read before the recent
meeting of our county old settlers as.
Bociation by Hon. G. G. Wilson OF
Rochester. AS early as the winter OF
184l-'42, white man camped all winter
On the banks of the Cedar river in this
immediate locality and was undoubt.
'edly the first white man to spend
several months in Mower county. The
account should interest all our readers
and all who prize early history.
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

lgiyes him encouTa agement and insnira.
ltiOn. Try this Metho( dist naeasurenn
your preacher and yes try 81 on ,yonr n1,
newspaper. It might give him d new ia.
aspiration and anew courage to do pO0d
lIt is better to- receive q few Dosies
while you are living than to be buried
deep under a bed df the most beautiful
flowers when you are dead l9gIs.
A lhert Lea Times: Those q III J Is
lintarastad IN 7nromotinr hnrt;c,s 4, 80 8, J
Iin Fraahorn county and esneciaIlv a fhoss ~
who expect to eexhib at the Freeehnrrn gt0
county fair will learn g! a with pleasure
that = on = =. ilaMhlns has
Iaccepted the OF ". the. manage.
ments 70 ludge the ,nOrGlcnltn m az "a and
produce l exhlDl y haWklns ~ was
ior some time IN presldent q tne q Southern
Minnesota dOIllc ullnral q ton.
He IS |! .thloroGgnly competent: 70 Judge
e1Mnlls u hese.alylslons and q al have
y his as well as 40
MS lis com mpetellcy
Mankato Free Press Human = atrro
IN some respects has Tnnderpnna !
change. MANY men do not cater "a tha 8
I$laW and the courts. They have dis
covered that litigation is expensive. m IA
asoel tney " WIn
Sno ana ahaa +,e s, =, hey
9ha; ono n1s .a .sas iees-
;e, ,G;ea q A,.,I 1n as.,
ih ~ @ safor - nnI;cv
IA NJ I tbe nennla as ,9 re .. arg - hacn ~, Sq1
hatt So G od % ana M;th VII = th;s
;nr r' of I1,lw,odno % thav ara tl,row;ndd ntf =
the; ,y rcc,;v;t;as M -; ,na5;., ~,
the @ hatt ptS Ias - ba ,fonaht ont St thg
courts COZ 'i tn'the largar fr1the cornora - NO
tinns and tha % rnvernnent m ~ Ia atata a.a
l = 80 E = = - - - Ses'so' ,sss
Albert Lea Times: Our citizens who
talk glibly to others OF the profits, that
are sure. to accrue to any maanufact,lr- IAN
ing enterprise that locates here to take
advantage of our splendid territory and
railroad facilities must back up their eli
faith by going down lsn11' into their pockets
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

THE County Fair management ought
to have known, if it did not know, of
the vile character Of the sideshow per.
mitted by them on the grounds last
week. There is no possible excuse fol
insulting every decent man and woman
who attended by allowing such an in
decent and demoralizing exhibition
Public sentiment may make itself felt
very eifectually when it is once thor
Oughly aroused.
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

The prominent mention of e. w I.
Randall, secretary Of the Minnesota
State Fair ssociation, as a candidate
for governor comes absolutely without
his suggestion but is an indication Of
the fact that the masses wish men il
office who have shown successful exc
cutive ability. in other lines. The state
fair has come under Mr.. Randall's di-
rection to be by far the best state fair
in the northwest, if not in the entire
west. 1t is doubtful if he would ex,
change his present position for an of:.
\ fee in the capitol.
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

FIVE inches of rain fell at St. Paul
during the q hours commencing at tive
o'clock Friday evening. 1t was almost
unprecedented and the damage ito un.
stacked grain in the northern part of
the Dakotas and Minnesota is i'm
mense. The damage to railroads was
heavy. The surplus of rain is getting
to be very serious for the whole north
west
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

THE postal frauds, as they appear
from the indictments returned, reveal
a conspiracy TO rob the government
which has been seldom equalled: How
far down the line these frauds extend
is not yet determined but the country
will not be satisfied until every criminal
is ferreted out and adequately punished.
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

THE striking laborers and bricklayers
of Minneapolis decided to go to work
last week and finish up the buildings
which are in process of erection, sub
mitting their grievances to the decision
of the board of arbitration. This is
reasonable and commendable and we
hope that they will get all their just
demands as the result. ~
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

WE are glad to note that the Twin
City papers as we'll as others are taking
up the suggestion of Lyman D. Baird
favoring the total abolition Of passes to
the state fair. His idea is not even to
print any passes but make every one
who enters the gates from the highest
official down to the hrmblest vender
pay his way. If this measure was
strictly carried out, every one would be
treated fairly and there would be no
favors asked or received. The country
press would prosper BY such a reform
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16
Not q Judge.

"a good Instance Of repartee occurred
in a law court when the blowing con.
sersation took place between 4 witness.
4 rustic ooking individual and the
presiding Judge. I II. A
ou. say you had occasion to
taste this whisky?
Witness es. my lord 81
Judge low. are you sure you could
tell the difference between good and
bad whisky sE
# itness (drawling Well don't
quite know as \ could exactly me lord
with q knowing smile for, ye see, I'm
not $a Judge! ondon Times
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16
YOUNG, Middle Aged and Old Men

~ Il q
suffering from Nervous Debility, Lost Man.
hood, Organic Weakness, Varicocele, Unnat-
nral losses, drains or discharges the result OF
Youthful folliess and ignorance, producing
fectiHe memory, Infusion Of IDEAS, dreams,
aversion to society, unhtaes for marriage, sex
ual incompetency, pain in the bach, limbs or
labor 81 burden, marriages unhappy, blig hting
the most radiant hopes Ind sweetest joys OF q
happy home, sweeping many to an early grave,
and other organs. Every man who. has any Of
the symptoms Of these diseases or has vialated
natures laws should consult the doctor at
the last stages and had given up In despair.
Nomatter who has failed, Ag Perfect Restor-
dtlon Guaranteed. Consultation sacredly CON
dsntial And toyeur
occur nnob obser7ed. This hidden drain upon the
vitality may cause diseases of brain, nerves,
heart, lungs, kidneys, Bladder and other pr
ing q cloud or sediment. may Indicate hidden
drains, yaTicocele or other dangerous disease.
800 vii he forfeited fer case
Lung or Heart Disease, Kidney, bladder sor
Stomach Trouble st any character, the result of
Errors of. Youth which has been neglecteds or
improperly treated, which we undertake and
sS WEAK sNOMEN Thousands endure the
tOrtures tOf living death without knowing. %
asass s y shs sSas
Is specially Liable to disease and weak kness:
Every woman should know how BEST to obtain
health andsyitality, srace, yiyacity.
checks clear. compile and an condif
acident to perfect Womanhood. q unpleasant
examinat tions. No lady, either married 81 sin
I friend. Consult alton private and conf
"a Maffied IF Ip0rson6s or those contempla
marriage, who are aware st physical d defect % %or
yvG,,id tr, AT Ia
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

fast cutting down this waning minor
ity. Those who entered the army at
twenty years Of age are now past sixty
years and with the infrmities resulting
from war exposures must rapidly pass
away after the present time The
country will never regret the pensions
paid to worthy Old soldiers. 81
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16
Entered as second-class mail matter at
the postof6ce, Axstin. MINI.
PEARY will try again to reach the
North Pole. Here's hoping that he will
win out in his attempt and that some
practical good may come from it.

A young woman from Winona
knocked out street masher in Min
neapolis the other day in most effective
style. Those Twin City mashers will
learn to keep shy of Southern Mime
sofa ladies after a while. The latter
nro lna da6 - I.
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

There should be one Of the new
tel phones in your home for constant
convenience. It will save hours sof
time and miles Of travel and will put
you in direct communication with your
neighbors and friends near and far.
Costs only about three cents a day. L,
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16
are loaded

MONDAY was the second anniversary
of the sad death of president Mckinley
at the hands of an assassin. All re-
member the great shock which came
to our nation but under his successor the
country has under Divine Providence
moved steadily forward. =
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16
A Sensible Girl Neyel

Turns her head to look after i'm
pertinent men. 3 sss ts .$1 :. 5z ~ ~
Writes silly letters to young men.
Permits them to write such letters to
her. ...S 4. I $::$Ssl:
( Gets into the habit of addressing
men familiarly.
Directs her conversation to one per
son when several are present. .s
Imagines every man who is pleasant
to her is in love with her. VI ,S
Talks or laughs loudly in public
places. g..
Tries in any way toattract attention
rather shuns. it iladelphia Bulletin.
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16

IT may be assumed that ii the next
few years there will be a marked de-
crease il the pension list in this coun-
try. Only 500, 700 of the I, ,772, ,4o8 sol-
diers, who enliste 81 Ia the union army,
are living and 81 these 708, ass aren now
reeeiying pensions ancing eis
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16
81 SO Round Trip to the Twin
Cities Excursto On, September
9th 4 nd %. ri QO2 m

The Chicago Great Vestern will
sell tickets TO st. Paul and / II innea-
polls at the above rate good xoIng
September Is, at 40 Z q. N. and re.
turning Sept 10Th and 9 9 B regular
trains, Mond 81. Sept 22lst. For FUR
2therss formation apply 10 any Great
Western Agent, sor p Elmer,
sA,, Chicago Illl.
Mower County transcript., 1903-09-16
DR.. DOWNING PRESIDENT

DR.. DOWNING, PRESIDENT a
Downing Medical Association and Germaa
Medical and Surgical Institute and Eye
and Ear lnfirmary. Chicago. Ill; Il. i
ESTABLISHED 1880. 10000 CASES CURED.
..... $1oe,000 Capital. u.
Oldest, largest, most successfnl and reliable
medical institution Of its kind in the northwest,
for the, + treatment of Chronic, Nervous and
ties, Surgical Operations and Diseases Of the
Eyes apd Ears. n >2ss E ssss
No money taken from incnrable cases. & ii
your case is incurable you will be frankly told
the truth, and advised not to waste your
money. An honest opinion given to every case
Thousands cured after being given up to die.
Has cured Thousands Diseases Of Eyes and
Ears, Catarrh, Stomach and Liver Diseases,
Blood and Skin Diseases, Diseases Of Heart,
Lungs Lung and ID. Kidneys. Nervous Diseases, Dis
Tumors, Surgical Operations when needed:
the body enlarged and strengt gthened. baforni. s. Il:
.ties corrected 4 Ray examinatio when re-