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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-12-04
THINGS NOT TO DO.

To contradict your friends when they
are speaking.
To say smart things which may hurt
ones feelings.
1t Is bad to make remarks about the
food at dinner.
To talk about things which only in
terest yourself.
To grumble about your home and rel
atives to outsiders.
TO speak disrespectfully to any one
older than yourself.
To be rude to those who serve you
either in shop or at home.
To dress shabblly in the morning be-
cause no one will see you.
To think first of your own pleasure
when you are giving party.
To refuse ungraciously when some
body wishes to do You favor.
TO behave in street car or train as
if no one else had right to be there
Gem
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-12-04
ninrnnsInc Unilcr difficulties

DR.. Sundhnrg, former consul 10 bag
dad, related with much grSto an adj
venture that befcll him III Il !ioham-
mcdan harem in BagdHd. One of the
wives of rich merchant fell sick. and
Dir. Sundbcrg was called in to prescribe
for her. With Il pardJn&blc scientific
interest the western physician waited.
Enter Il black gunnysack. 1t is the pa
tent Tie doctor would like to feel her
pulse \ white hand is slipped through
an opening. Good. And her tongue
impossible, No man save her husband
may see the face of Il woman and live
or. more accurately. no woman may
unvcil hcr face to any man save her
husband ana live. His professional in
forest aforesaid deeply aroused. the dip
, lomatir doctor insists. The difficulty is
ut length solved by TIE cUnuch in chief.
Though t!.r wGinan may not lawfully
unvnii hcr'r,f the doctor under the cir
cuHis;::I.e'; might perhaps I've allowed
to crawl in Under tie :gunnySack and so
cX&m!ur the tcl1talH tongue. delight
Cd, I'm S;.T"." says tn" doctor. and does
so. Then after the most thorough dag
nosis im::cinab!" hp grCscrihrs. as did
Alternately before hji:i, -, little sun
and air.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-12-04

Old Lawyer-Why do you feel that
your client will lose his case? Have
you exhausted every means at your dis
posal to-
Young Lawyer--No. but / have OK
hausted all the means Mt his disposal.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-12-04
THE ETERNAL FEMININE.
Womnnly sympathy. Not IntcIIectu-
nIity, Coants ut LAST.

WomnnIy sympathy. S0f 7ntcllectu-
nifty, COants ut LAST.
II got another glimpse OF the eternal
1minine' recently, says Il Washington
physician, land l shall never again eX-
press surprise that men Of admitted in
tellect should marry womcn who are
not their mental equals. Among my
patients for the last few weeks-in
fact, until he dicd-was man Of re-
markable ability and character. The
case had been in the hands of another
doctor, and when | took charge l saw
that there was little hope of recovery.
The illness was complicated and, will
confess, difficult of diagnosis. and it
was not until shortly before the fatal
termination that all the symptoms de-
veloped.
THE patients wife was little wo-
man whom one could best describe by
the term sweet l never saw greater
devotion displayed In the sick room.
Her anxiety was pathetic. her watch
full care unceaSing, and | grew TO look
up to her. But never could explain to
her Just what Was the matter with her
husband, although after | really found
out made the most pPrspirinG efforts
to do so.
How Ia he today, doctor? she
would say in the most pathetic fashion.
The first time she put the query l went
into details by way of explanation
The danger from pneumonia has
diminished to a certain extent l said,
but from the heart action | notice GER
tain symptoms of carditis which give
very little grounds for hope Then |
would continue to explain the trend Of
the disease so simply, thought that a
child could understand 1t. When l con-
cluded she nodded intelligently and
said in manner SO pathehcally sweet
that my heart went out to her:
az understand. But, doctor. how do
you think he isT
81 groaned inwardly and made some
reply, holding out little hope, and new
er again attempted to go into detail.
But as 1 watched her during the trying
days until the end came l forgot all
about her failure to comprehend my
explanation. l forgot everything, in
fact, except that l was witness of
that wonderful depth Of affection Of
which the feminine nature alone is ca
pable, and 1t would have made no diff
ference to me IL she had not been able
to say her alphabet. 1 honored her "a
my equal If not my superior. "-Wash-
ington Post.
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"Charley, dear said young Mrs.
Torkking, chow do they trim the sails
Of yacht?'
"NVhy-cr-they just trim 'em, that's
ALL"
Il know. But what kind Of trimming
do they useT'-Washington Star.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-12-04
VIRGINIA COURTESY.
by Its Operation MIR. Culpepper Came
Into His Own.

Into His own.
1t is the story of Il polite and polished
Virginia gentleman and his lanhlady,
also polite, polished and Il Nirginian.
1t raincd on IL day not long ago. and
when Mr.. Culprpprr looked for his
umbrella in the terra Gotta tile in the
hail it was not there. Mr.. Cuipcrper
was far too coUrtG Gus to say that seine
body had taken it. lie didn't even SLY
il was gone. lie merely looked 1T the
terra Gotta tie and cherished regrets.
1t was raining. and he had no umbrcl-
Ia. The courteous landlady came upon
him and OWNED his trouble.
Haven't you any umbrclla:' she
asked. "Oh. that's too bad. You
mustn't think of going out without
one Just wait a moment till get you
mine"
Mr.. CuIprpper protested, but when
Nirginian meets Virginan courtesy Is
bound to prevail in the end. The land
lady went unstairS and presently re-
turnpd with an umbrella.
"T!?pr2,' said she. Take it. | shan't
need it today. and you are perfectly
welcome 10 it. perfectly welcome"
And the grateful Mr.. Cuipcpper
stepped out and unrollcd an umbrella
which was the very one lie had lost.
Courteous Virginia gentleman. c0urte-
Gus Virginia landiady. and you needn't
ask me how the umbrella came to
change owners. for don't know. Mel
Their does Mr.. Observation-Disclosures
Post.
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TRAINS SOUTHWARK.

An additional train will leave Bel Air
on Saturday only at p. NJ, arriving in
Baltimore at p. NJ. Returning leave
Baltimore at II AS P. NJ, arriving at
Bel Air 12.45 A. NJ.
An additional train will leave Cardiff
for York and intermediate stations at
62OA. NJ. Returning will leave York
at A. NJ.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
Sunday trainslea Baltimore for Delta
and intermediate stations at $50 A. Nj
and 400 P. NJ, stopping at Bel Air at 10
A. NJ. and $50 P. NJ. They will leave
Delta for Baltimore and intermediate
stations at 6.55 A. NJ. and $50 P. NJ,
stopping at Bel Air at 1855 A. NJ. and
40 P. NJ An additional train will
Bel Air for Baltimore and intermediate
stations at $40 P. NJ, and Baltimore for
Bel Air at 10 90 P. NJ, arriving at Bel Air
at II 20 P. NJ. and Baltimore $50 P. M.
CA. FIFER, General Passenger Agent
]. S. NORRIS, General Manager.
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Eiah Nceu Air.

fishes. like all other animals, need
air. If they could not get it they
would be sufTocatcd just as you would
IL you were locked In an air tight
trunk. When the sea is frozen for
miles. as in the Arctic ocean. the fishes
find it very hard to come to the top,
and must then breathe" the air which
is dissolved in the water. You have
often seen the tiny bubbles which col
lect on the inside of n glass which has
been standing full Of water overnight.
Well, that is the air which has been
dissolved in the water. and after the
glass has been tapped, so that all these
bubbles come to the top. fishes could
not live in that water. In other words,
they would drown.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-12-04
Misunderstanding In PORTO Rico.

In Porto Rico Thanksgiving day. or
"Dia dc Gracias," as it is there termed.
is honOred ny the closing of govern
mpnt offices and appropriately OBJ
served. The stores are open on half
time only. the plantation works are
Idle and the people of town and coun-
try seize the occasion for an inter
change of visits. AS an excuse for
idleness merely the Porto Rican labor
er halls the "Dia de Gracias" with joy
and promises himself Indulgence In a
DANA" or perchance surreptitious
cockfght The bulk of the population
has been convinced that Thanksgiving
is day to he celebrated with almost
as much gusto as the "Cuatro de .u-
lio." or glorious Fourth. and even with
out the mental reservation many were
accustomed to make at the commemo-
ration of cur republics natal day, no
official affirmation being needed az to
its right to follow the flag. "-New
York Post.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-12-04
FnStfng For Health,

Thousands of years before it was
practiced as religious rite fasting
was practiced as health measure in
Egypt, India and China. Contempt
rary to Cicero was Asclepiades, Greek
physician, who strongly advocated this
idea, and 1000 years after his day Ibn
Sina, philosopher and medical sage, ar
gued the virtues of temporary absti-
nence on the ground that it came cas-
Ter than constant moderation.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-12-04
ImnrNsnt Hascurine Axnumntlor

imprd"nt GaS"uiine Assumption.
Mr.. Representatives. character were
you and Mrs. Tarrup discussing when
| came in?
Mrs. Ferguson-What made you
think we We're discussing anybody's
character?
Mr. Fcr%uson-I noticed you were
busily talking-that's all.-Exchange.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1903-12-04
Boston the Literary Center.

The assertion that Boston was the lit
erary center-without quotation marks
during the period in which American
literature acquired shelf of its own in
the library Of the race is hardly open
to dispute. The production of books
possessing something like permanence
is perhaps the most characteristic mark
Of center to which the term literary
in its true meaning Of related to liter
ature' may be applied. Name the Amer
lean writers whose work has stood the
test Of half century, and, with Il few
notable exceptions. they belong to Bos-
ton and Its neighborhood. All this is
thrice familiar. The record of 1t in out
line or detail is Il story which has been
told by many tongues and many pens
II. A. De Wolfe Howe in Atlantic
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Peninsula south,1 A. M.-wc days.
Additional Baltimore Washington
Sunday 121
521, S46, M GIG, Nj.
leaves Baltimore $50 p. M.
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NORTH.

let of from Baltimore and south stops on
Express trains Baltimore Union Station for a de Grace at
Sundays 12S
a. MI 5,44, 1130 P NJ.
Wilmington Philadelphia Havre
49, s47 and 1854 2o6 and 5oe 627
P. day. $3.50
Sunday 22 74s s47 1854
2.O6, 34s 627 7.57
Deposit P 635 500 10 II 25
Deposit 64S
9.45, 1909 M. 1243 1927, 7.25. 733 and 80
GEORGE w BOYD, General Passenger Agent
w. General Mana
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-02-07

CAS- oRTA.
RsaatAs IA NJ la sia NaR Rl.l,l
';;''" &.&2zz:-
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DEAR TO MY HEART is THE
JUNkET.


There Is probably no more charm.
ing diversion than the legislative
junket. Il has been much condemned,
and is not in great vogue at this ses-
sion, but has lost none Of It's old-time
tllurlng charms.
What can be more entlcing picnic
than for a few clever senators and
representatives, not TOO many, but
good fellows, and mutually interested
In their respective local measures"
10 so on on trip 10 some Inland city,
and be met by the baud and grateful
constituents OF the home member, all
redhot for an appropriation
Not many OF the members are sltu-
ated 80 as TO enjoy the society OF their
wives at Salem and a few Of them al.
ways nnd II necessary TO have the
bmc-cyed, yellow.halred stonographer
or the brunette Topsy committee
clerk so along ON such trips.
Then there Is a good feed, free en-
tertainment public reception.
chances To make Jolly speeches about
"our glorious state" aud this bright
and beautiful little city of yours" and
other rcsurrected gags
The iunkctne business ln Oregon
Is probably reduced to minimum.
'rhe ways and means committee quiet.
by divided mp, and had Its members In
the subcommittee go over the grounds
aud buildings OF an the local state In
stltutions at the capital
The day of big iunIots may be over
In Oregon. but there has boon many q
nice little side trip taken, even al
this economical session. whore a
bunch of aolns has stolen away from
the cares OF state 90 ride ont ire,
pass that will be- solcmnly charged uI
as mileage
Hut our Oregon logrollers are mo-
nearly so bad as some of the sam,
profession IA other states Listen Il
the wall oi the san Francisco Chron
icle. "A Republican paper lamentnI
the dogonolacy OF tho Republican les
A. lAturo OF that state:
"rhe season OF inketlng q
over Perhaps the SHINING Of mem
bers IN this rcspcc, may be- condonel
on the ground that the precedent So
10y previous legislatures was bad
Many of the laUer were grloyous of
fondcrs Most OF the legislative ses
sion was wasted In iunketing fror
one end OF the state 90 the other th
most nlmsy excuse being enough q
suggest pleasure party and pa,
longcd absence from the halls ot legi'
lwlon Naturally tho latter days @
iho secession. under such conditions
Witnessed the most dIscroditahl
scenes and the mshing through q
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nAsreRN oReooN RECOGNIZED.

The Journal regrets that Henry
Downing could not be appointed as
superintendent Of the pen, but Is very
much gratihed that Eastern Oregon
has receiyed substantial recognition
at the hands of the Chamberlain ad-
ministratlon.
Mr. whealdon's plea in the legisla-
ture for a single committee clerk for
the minority of seventeen members,
illustrates the condition of the bunch
grass and sagebrush section Of Ore.
gon in holding office.
Eastern oregon and the Willamette
valley gave Mr. Chamberlain hand
some maiorities, and in return have a
right 10 expect consideration at his
hands. and The Journal considers his
action In naming his first two impor
tant appointments, state land agent
and prison superintendent, from that
section as a proper and appropriate
recognition.
Mr. Downing and his friends take
their defeat with good grace, and con.
slider that they made a clean fight for
the place, and have no regrets or
sore places They. think the COVER
nor did the best under all the circum.
stances, and will show him that they
are loyal Democrats still and viii not
be found falterng In support of the
party or its principles because they
were turned down.
Charles w James. the appointee. Is
about % years old, has a family
mostly grown. and has been by occu.
patton a real etate man. and has had
some experience In holding Offices
aud Is also possessed of recognized
executive ability. aud considered q
power In the party of his county. iil
selection wll be approved boy al
Democrats and great many Ropub
licans In Baker county His appoint
mont will gain for the governor th,
Friendship of Eastcp Oregon Demo
Gratis. and he viii be socially and h
every way an eiicieht member OF th'
administration. II Is said Of Mr. james
that, while he is a humane man. an'
will favor reforms In prison manage
mont, ne win prove strict disciplIn
Iaran and guarantee an excellent bust
moss administration at the prison. ]
ne meets these specifications at al
reasonably we'll, the state will hay
cause for consratulA'lon over his an
lpolntmcnt
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Breath
cas- ed Durtng
Painting Spells.
Revived by Artificial
Respiration.
DIR. Miles Heart Cure
Cured Wife.

Painting spells are sure indication OF a
weak heart. The heart cannot do the Work
required of il and stops beating. II II ceases
for more than a minute death ensues., weak
hearts must have aid from the outside, such
as Dr. Miles Heart Cure alone can give. IL
Is a heart tonic. Il regulates the pulse, en-
riches the blood and improyesthe circulation
"For two years my wife was in. very poor
health. At first her back troubled her a
great deal, then she had shortneSs OF Dreath
and irreguarity Of the periods. he PAIN
In her back grew worse and extended to the
connection Of the spinal cord at the base OF
the brain and from there to her heart ohe
had two very bad sinking spells, when the
pain in her heart was most intense and her
breath stopped. The second time we had to
resort to artificial respiration to revive her.
We we're advised to give DIR. Miles heart
Cure trial and bought bottle and began
giving il as directed. We found the doses
were too strong, so | gave her halt'doses
three times day, and she began to improve
After she had taken two bottles the pains
were all gone and she was feeling like new
woman. She continued the Heart Cure IN
small doses for several months and is now
enjoying better health than Tor the past SIX
years."-M. J. THOMPSON, Dept county
Clerk, klamath p. o., Cal.
All druggists sell and guarantee, first bot
lie DIR. Miles Remedies. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Address
DR.. Miles Medical Co., ElkhaIt Ind.
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:. q. Aa.. % stat. street
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"A BILL
FORITHE
MINERS
Commission Composed Of
Five Members
Who Are TO Collect Mining
Exhibits for the Fair

House Bill No. 22O, introduced by
Mr. Robbins Of Baker and read for the
first and second times on January 26,
is For an act to provide for the es.
tablishment. maintenance and sup.
port of a bureau of mines, to be
known as the Bureau of Mines of the
State of Oregon for the appointment
Of board Of governors and for the
duties and powers thereof; for the ap-
pointment of commissioner of
mines and deputies and to define
their duties and powers; to promote
and encourage the collection OF min
erals and mine products to be used in
the mineral exhibit of the Lewis and
Clark Centennial and American Pa
ciic Exposition and Oriental Fair; to
promote the mineral resources of the
State OF Oregon. and TO make appro-
prlatlons for and provide for the
maintenance OF such bureau Of
mines"
The author j. II. Robbins OF Sump-
ter, Is a practical mining man. He
has been interested in the mineral
Industries of Eastern Oregon for 30
years. and Is now engaged In opera.
tlons of actual mines. His bill was
drafted after careful consultation
with mining men of both Eastern and
Southern Oregon, and IL is the fruit.
age of their experience during many
years Of residence in this STATE and
investigation into the conditions that
govern.
From a survey of the various bills
that have been offered the Robbins
bin bears the apparent marks of
greater wisdom in the handling Of
mining properties, and Il provides for
he establishment of bureau along
lines that are practical and compre-
honsive
Mining Men on the Commission.
One OF the distinctive features of
the Robbins bin is that 1t provides for
the appointment of a commission Of
Ave men as commissioners. or gov
Iemors." as the bin names them, with
this safeguard against turning the
commission into a political machine:
"Who shall be citizens Of the State
Of Oregon not more than three mem
bers Of them 70 belong to the same
political party and the chief oeeupa-
ton Of whom shall, at the time Of
their appointment be that Of mining"
Il is an axiom that members of such
a commission should Doe practical
mining men. and, as most persons
viii concede, they should not all be
residents OF Portland lt Us under
stood that Representative Myers has
a bin touching the same subject and
providing the naming Of members who
live In this city.
Manifesty. II experts are TO be Sc.
lected to handle the mining interests
of Oregon, they should come from
those portions of the state wherein
are the mines Portland should be
Represented ON the commission. but
q should NOT have AN OF the commits.
sion.
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Talk this over with your doctor. If ne
says Ayers Cherry PectOral is all right
for your hard cough, then take it. iEsaiiis;:

vicious bills, immature measures and
poorly dlgested laws, TO the prejudice
OF the best interests Of the state The
practice had grown TO be a fixed insti'
tuition. and the members Of the pres
ent legislature doubtless felt justified
in its indulgence, in limited degree
at least without imperiling their own
standing or the Interests Of the state.
II is hopeful sign for the rest Of the
session however. that they are wax
ing up to its actual necessities. There
is enough OF the session still left for
both houses to do good, honest work. "
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dfeu where u was given a lail and iaith-
ial trial Ry lhat ecpui you have only
Two chsnccs in a hlmdrci oi failure ana
ninety y-e,ght chanc,s 81 being restored
60 pcFieet health, n Is worth ifylug.
Atrsm ffefr ~ y Eogkbuigg GREENE co,
f'l writes AIS ufIf nai a severe atialk oi
lifufisl and mns ir,leiV iAe toaelt saw her
80 O. dc nnf rt1HmcntrN taklaf nI HeuNga q
Nlitfn NfiIlai NlaoNFrf ant tht hsstn o.
ImrIoFr nEtu tnt Ora t.rF NY the une she
hal ffkru eiFtt gr taH hlfilcf tile ata cured
end il was ihe gaast af a 'alFc sincani hsIaE
e1ii htrc 3 ut|uk tef Unlfel Astllal ltf
rlFtN Z thg lsa uetkIag ~ ihe uoiid tH
aanF iIoNtirr
FkrN. o.. ricfcrh Common Sense
Melieai Adviser containing osef thou,
aud Arge pages a ssnt ffss 90 recsipl
H fiAmfs 30 pay expcnse oi ulailiag eso.
Send I'd one.cent siamps Coz iae hlok iu
fapfI cOYeIA oT l fisu3ra Ca tag cioih-
l.aand golume Address Ol n. v negca
a,s4slo. n. NJ
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JOURNAL x.RAYs.

The 21th day of the session was
held In Portland and the 2Sth will be
We do not use the word .pants
iu speaking OF the neither garments OF
gontlemen Il Is trousers.
Secretary Moody was resigned TO
Hohson's resignation and accepted it
with che,riuness and alacrity
King Edward has been sick ever
since General Miles visit Maybe il
was the sight of that new uniform
sss
A tremendous blizzard is reported
n the East but even the mgged edges
OF Il have not struck the state house.
n any OF the lesislaturemen CAN'T
ga to Portland 20 worship there are
about 30 churches az Salem whore dt
vine services viii Dee held tomorrow.
ses
Three bills that are imperative. and
you'd DO well TO Investigate. Alr Leg.
islator-the Direct Primary Law. the
Flat Salary law and the Williamson
Irrigation law,
over m Russia me newspapers are
NOT allowed Jo say what thoy believe.
Wei, that is not so bad. Hero Ia Is
quite common Tor them 20 NOT believe
what hey say
suauge ls the msraiude ot man.
When somo industrious legislator
cries 90 appoint someone 20 oversee
other peoples business ior Them
chen other people. ungmtemuy pro
test
Apostle Sm0ot says he viii aght
any and an thinss that stand IN his
way TO ho United states senate.
ieres a chance for Teddy. he has
an klnds or same 60 his credit except
a smooI
1AarSRTA.
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IOeauaaea Oa Pas siIl
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hF feenns section IS. % Wil be
'earoed thar the Robbins bin lneurs
no expense 20 the state. for Il pro.
vldes hat onehalf o. the license or
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NilNN WNNNlN
cases given up by
aogtom. and who
were perfectly and
permanently cutv,l
hy the use oi Ia
pieFces Golden
Medical Discovery.
Nothing Is more
sure than that
thousands oi men
and Women with
tlisc asel iungs,
obstinate coughs
NNiilnIfNAHNi Nlilar
ylatlon aud night
setays have been
restored go perfect
htalfh hp lhe usc
81 thr n niaOV
ey white cufc
You
n has cnrrd in
uinsty eight cases
ont od eNen hun
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HOPELESS CASES.

When the doctor leaves and says the
case IS hopelvss, what remains to be
done Noihing, II the doctors word Is
hnal. Much % YOU will listen Go the
statements oi men and women Who were