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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
DOGS QUEER TASTE.
Fond Of Lemons. He viii Do Miny
Tricks to Get Them

TICKS 70 Ocb AHcn
Ted is fox terrier with some
additions and variations, inner
tied, it is said, from his mother.
Indeed, says tiie Indianap9lis
News, stranger unaequainted
with his many talents. might, at
first. insinuate that he WAS Il chr,
but none Of Ted's many friends
would ever think of mentioning
the Deficiencies of his pedigree TO
Ted lie is the pride Of the neigh
borhood His master, George w.
Reid, is a mail carrier, and Ted is
known to all the force. But it is
to his mistress. Mrs. Reid, that
Ted owes his education, and it is
upon her that he layishes most OF
his canine affection
Mrs. Reid discovered Tcd's APP
petite for lemons last winter.
She had noticed his playing with
an orange, and it may he that at
his first sight of Il lemon he con
fused the identity of the two
fruits. She had Il sack of lemons
in her hand, and Ted hogan 10 beg
for one most vOciferouSly. Think
ing the first taste would cure him
of his greedincss, Mrs. Reid gave
him lemon. From that time Ted
has made a daily demand for lem
Ons, and he has never been denied.
The yards in his neighborhOOd
bear witness to Ted's appetite.
Lemons are scattered about for
nearly block. When he is tired
of playing Ted will lie for hours
with his nose close to a lemon,
seemingly enchanted by the fra
GRANGE
Ted had been playing with an
old lemon which he had long be-
fore sucked dry, when his mistress
remarked in an ordinary tone,
paying no heed to the dog, that
she guessed she would get fresh
lemon. Ted was instantly on the
alert. No more stale lemons for
him! In an instant he was in the
house before the cupboard, where
the fruit is kept, barking and
leaping about on his hind legs in
his excitement. He was at the
cupboard before his mistress had
started for it. The dog of the
celebrated "Old Mother Hubbard
could have displayed no more in
innate acquaintance with the con
tents of his mistress cupboard
than did Ted.
When the lemon was brought t.
the front yard Mrs. Reds frs
command was: Now, Ted, bucl
like an old billygOat." The dos
ran back and leaped into the all
about three feet, coming down OF
his fOrepaws and stopping shorl
precisely in the manner of a goat
He kept this up enthusiastically
until new order was given. Tee
then danced, turned round and
round in a waltz measure. He
balanced the coveted lemon OF
his nose until his mistress counted
'three," when he tossed it up anC
caught it in his mouth. Mrs
Reid held the lemon against the
side of the house almost as higl
as she could reach, and Ted made
desperate leaps for it, running
back and climbing up the weather
boarding as far as he could.
Ted was quivering all over with
excitement and anticipation. In
deed, he was getting as strenuous
as his presidential namesake, sc
his Joy was not longer deferred
though he had by no means ex
hausted his repertoire. After
saying please" by standing OF
his hind legs, folding his fOrepaw'
and whining in a supplicatinl
manner, the lemOn'was his, and ht
proceeded to devOur it with ;
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
WhistHng Tres.

The 'gTsOfar," or whistliDg tree
Of South Nubia, 10 80 called from
the hute-like sounds made by the
wind n lie branches. The sound
10 aMAaea BY hsAes bored by an in
nest il TIE GYSacs 81 fse SraAsAe@
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
Better Than a Plaster.

A piece of flannel dampened with
Chamberlain s Pain Balm and
bound on she affected parts, is bet
ter than a plaster for lame back
and for a pain in the side or chest.
Pain Balm has no superior as
liniment for the relief of deep seat
ed, muscular and rheumatic pains.
For sale by Cook * Higgins.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
I Your Druggist Sells II.

Joe Nurphey, a popular passen-
ger conductor on the Big -Four,
running between Indianapolis, Ind
and Springfield, Ohio, says that he
would not be alive today # he had
not used DR.. Caldwell 5 Syrup Pep
sin, which cured him of a serious
case Of stomach and bowel trouble.
For sale by Cook g. Higgins.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
You Know What You Are Taking

When you take Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic because the formula is
plainly printed on every bottle
showing that it is simply Iron and
Quinine in a tasteless form. No
Cure, No Pay. soc.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01

We ran out of the souvenir sup
PIGMENTS Tuesday before all orders
could be filed. Subscribers who
do not care to preserve them will
be paid S eents each for eopies re-
suraea to III IL good eoAastasn:
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
1olbrook Acquitted.

Former Senator John Holbrook,
charged with attempted bribery in
the interest Of ELI r. Sutton, in
Michigan, was acquitted.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
Indicted for l1urder

Walter Jones, who was dismissed
in the police court, was indicted for
the murder of J. Burt Johnson.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
mo- enc a coId in one Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. All druggists refund the
money il it fails 10 cure. Z. W.
Groves signature is on each
box. 25c.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
Indicted Tor Wife murder.

Jacob Blschoff was indicted for
the wilful murder of his wife on
election day.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01

An attempt was made with car
boic acid 10 poison the family of
Charles N. Jones at Camden, n. J.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
Wanamaker's Hotel.

It said that John Wanamaker is
to build big hotel in New York
City next year.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
Burned to Ground.

The Royal Glass plant at Ma
rietta, Ohio, one OF the most COM
plete in the country, was burned
to the ground last week.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01

Charles Lennon was dismissed
IN the police court on the charge Of
OBTAINING Mrs. Ada Stewart, Of
Morehead, Ky.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01

Neglected colds make fat grave
yards. DR.. Wood s Norway Pine
syrup helps men and women to a
happy, vigorous old age.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
- L. - - --- 49,. -.- .l-.t-
sears the ~ The Kin, 70. Have 4-4. Bought
signature of L%tz1IAZZM
Terrible Floods.

The floods in the Neva Valley,
in Russia, are the worst since
eighteen hundred and twenty four.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
Kehoe for German.

Congressman Kehoe Of Kentucky,
announces that he is for German
for President.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
On Account of Strike.

The Inland Steel CompaDy's big
plant at Indiana Harbor has been
closed on account of a strike,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
WeIl.known Writer Dead

Harrlet/Hubbard Aver, a we'll
known writer, died In New york
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
Bank Closed.

The Pine Grove Bank, Of Pine
Grove, Wetzel county, West, Va,
a State institution, has closed its
doors.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
Republicans Fight.

A ward Republican club election
in Chicago was broken up by
rough and-tumble fight.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01

Women love a clear, healthy COM
plexion. Pure blood makes it,
Burdock Blood Bitters makes pure
blood
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
Steamer Arrived.

The steamer Cedric, which was
reported lost, arrived in New York
harbor.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1903-12-01
Appointed Judge.

Justice John c. Pollock, OF the
Kansas Supreme Court, was ap-
pointed United States District
Judge.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
Bazaar and Pantry Sale.

Don't forget the Bazaar and Pantry
Sale to be given under the auspices OF
the Young Ladies' society of the Nj.
T., Church, in the Gilman building,
next door to the Public Library, on
Saturday, December II, They will
have on sale all kinds Of fancy artt-
Giles appropriate for Christmas gifts
homemade candies, popcorn and the
following list of good things included
IN the Pantry Sale; Cookies, cakes,
biscuits, breads, doughnuts, rolls,
pies, saffron cake, iellies, preserved
fruits, pickles, oatsups, chilli sauce
baked beans, otc,, etc, Come and ge'
your supplies for Sunday,
BY ORDER or SECRETARY.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
Good WORD for Rocking Chairs.

Some one who was interested in the
fact has discovered that while Amer
lean women are shorter than their
English sisters, their legs are much
more symmetrical and their ankles
more graceful The belief is expressed
that the reason for this lies in the
great love of the American women
for rocking chairs. Here a woman
will sit down in a rocking chair, and,
apparently happy, rock by the hour,
were she not disturbed, perhaps not
knowing that the mere movement en-
ployed to keep the chair in motion
does, by repeated pushes of the toes,
make the instep high, the calf round
and full, and so keep from the ankle
an accumulation of flesh. Washing
ton Post.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
DIR. w. &. HALES, DENTIST.
Crown and Bridge Work
II Speciality.

report they are getting along nicely in
their new location at Ladysmlth, Wis
consln. The rest OF the Waldwick
colony seem to be doing well. A
Methodist minister by the name of
Squires has recently been appointed
to the town.
II. III. Chandler, the veteran dry
goods merchant Of Galena, spent
Thanksgi week with his daughters
In this city. He Is always welcome
visitor in Mineral Point, whore for u
number Of years he was engaged in
business.
The United States agricultural de-
partment places the last seasons corn
yield at 2,3l3 900, 600 bushels, and the
quality OF u higher grade than Is
usual-S SO per cent, or 3 per cent
higher than the crop of 1902.
Mrs. George Bauer Of IIilsboro,
Wisconsin, Is visiting with her brother
and sister, Mr.. and Mrs. A. d. Macs
ut Willow Springs parsonage.
Rev. John Hardcastle returned on
Wednesday from Kewanee, Illinois,
where he had been preaching and lee
turing,
Harold G oldsworthy and Miss Willet
Bennett, students Of the Milwaukee
Normal, were here for Thanksgiving.
Paul Brown, Ira Reynolds, Oscar
Vivian and Churles Knight were down
from the University for Thanksgiv-
Ing vacation.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
spensley & MeIlhon, Attorneys.

STATE of Wisconsin, County Court for
- Iowa County ss-In Probate.
Notice is hereby given that at a special
term of the Iowa County Court, to be held in
and for said county, at the court house in
the city OF Dodgeville, in said county, on the
22d day OF December, A, d. 1903, being the
fourth Tuesday Of said month, at 9 o'clock
in the forenoon of said day, the following
matters will be heard and considered:
The application of William Alton and
James Alton to admit to probate the last
will aud testament Of Thomas Alton, Sr.,
late of the city OF Mineral Point in said
county, deceased
And it is further ordered, that public
notice thereof be given to al persons inter
ested by publishing copy Of this order for
three weeks SUCCESSFULLY prior TO said day
of hearing, in the Iowa County Democrat, a
weekly newspaper published in said county,
by order of the Court:
ALDRO jerks, Judge.
Dated Dodgevlle, Wis, November -, 1903.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

STATE of Wisconsin, Iowa County Court
- SIS. In Probate.
In the matter of the estate OF Nicholas
karn, deceased.
Letters Of administration on the estate
OF Nicholas karn, deceased, having been
issued to John Karn,
Notice is hereby given, that the creditors
of said Nicholas Karn, deceased, are allowed
and limited by order of this court, until and
including the first Tuesday OF June, 1904
being the 9TH day of said month, TO present
their claims and demands against said
Nicholas Narn, deceased, to the county court
for examination and allowance.
Notice is also hereby given that the claims
so pre- scented will be examined and adjusted
by this Court, at the office of the County
Judge, at the Court House. in the city Of
Dodgeville in said County on the first Tues
day of July, 1901
Dated this nth day OF November, 1908.
BY the Court.
ALDRo jerks, County Judge.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
spensley & MeIlhon, Attorneys.

Q TATE OF Wisconsin, Iowa County Court.
= IS. In Probate.
In the matter OF the estate OF John W.
McMurrough, deceased.
Letters of administration on the estate OF
John w. McMurrough, deceased, having been
issued to Margaret McMurrough.
Notice is hereby given, that the creditors
of said John w .McMurrough, deceased are al
and including the first Tuesday OF
May 1904, being the third day of said
month to present their claims and demands
against said John W. McMurrough deceased,
to the county court for examination and
allowance.
Notice Is also hereby given, that the claims
So presented will be examined aud
adjusted by this court, at the Office
OF the county Judge az the court house In the
city OF Dodgeylle, in said county, on the
first Tuesday OF June, 1904.
Dated this 3rd day OF November 1908.
BY the Court,
ALpRo jerks County Judge
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
EXCURSION TO THE SOUTHLAND COLONY, ALABAMA.

December to see the country and study
the possibilities of farming and stock
raising, we invite anyone who wishes
to join our party. Railroad fare to
Pensacola, Florida, or Mobile, Ala
bama, is cheap. Hotel fare, $l.0O per
day. For further information apply
TO William Croft, Mineral Point, Wis.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03

One fare, plus $500, for the round
trip. This colony started January 7,
1902. Land Is cheap now, but will
rapidly advance in price as the colony
grows. The government report shows
this locality to be the most healthful
in America. As several Of our citi-
zens intend to go south on the 18th of
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
w. ]. Morgan, D. D. S.

Care of children's teeth a speciality
All the latest methods and appliances
used in the profession. Office over N.
7. Martins hardware store, Mineral
Point, Wisconsin,. Hours 500 a. m.
to 600 p. m.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
For Sale.

A comfortable four room house
situated on the old fair grounds
good cistern and cellar, one acre of
land, with fruit and shade trees. In
quire of the Mineral Point Real
Estate Agency.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
Ready to Wear for Ladies'.

have received my Fall and Winter
styles in Coats, Suits, Skirts etc
Customers desiring the latest and
most perfect as to style, fit and finish,
call and examine our samples. Salts
faction always guaranteed. Mrs. A lice
Cape, Agent for Chas. A. Stevens, at
the Hotel Royal Bird Wednesday OF
each month.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
A FINE CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
A DINING TABLE
LOCAL NEWS ITEMS.
FROM A. +. BISHOP.


Hermann Parmley aud Miss Jennie
Parmley, students at the Normal re-
turned to platteville on Monday, after
spending n few days at home.
Harry Gale, Of Chicago Heights,
spent Thanksgiving day vt the home
Of his parents In this city.
Principal Miles Thomas came down
from Lodi on Thursday last, for u
brief visit, returning on Saturday
lie was " guest at the home OF Mr.
and Mrs. II. c. Ludden.
We are glad to report that Elmer
Hornung Is recovering from his recent
severe illness,
Mrs. John Cornell returned on Tues
day of last week from an extended
visit ut the home OF her son, Wash
ington Correll, in Prairie du Sac.
Mrs. II. II. Wright and niece Eva
Tenny) came up last week from the
Wright farm home near CalamIne,
aud spent few days visiting friends
Ia this city.
Miss Violn Proctor, Of Willow
Springs, spent Friday and Saturday
with Mr., aud Mrs, Macs NJ tho par
sonage,
Hollandale Review: Miss Mary
Preston, who has been visiting her
aunt, Mrs, Z. Downey, the past week,
left Tuesday for her home In Seward
county, Nebraska.
Albert Dunn has sold his farm of
16S acres to Calvin Clauer, who will
take possession about April | next.
The consideration was $S 800
Linden Southwest Wisconsin: Jas.
Hicks Is quito sick, having an attack
of pneumonia. He Is said to be doing
very we'll, Next week we hope TO re-
port him convalesccnt,
Born, to Mr.. aud Mrs. John Terrill,
Sunday morning, November 20, 1903,
9'pound girl,
Mr., and Mrs j G. Beckorleg of
sB2 Washington boulevard, Chicago,
visited In Mineral Point last week,
the guests Of Mrs Beckerleg' sister
Mrs. John Ross, and her brother MIR.
George |. Brown,
The Thanksgiving supper and bazaar
nj tho NJ Il. church last Thursday
evening was one of the most successful
OF these popular annual gatherings.
Tho multitude were served with good
supper aud many useful and fancy
articles we're sold. About 5000 was
realized.
A social dancing party was given ut
the Masonic Temple amusement room
on last Friday evening In honor of
tho students who were home for
Thanksgiving, The music, which was
furnished by tho Mineral Point or
chestra, met with high praise. a
pleasant time was enjoyed by all
present.
II, J, Hughes and family will shortly
move from Mineral Point to Platte.
Vile, MIR Hughes having accepted n
position In one Of the leading stores
OF that city. They have n host of
friends here who greatly regret that
they are about To leave us.
Vivian Bennett was down from Mad
ison spending his vacation with Frank
Bishop in this city
Miss Mary Kitto, who is attending
the Platteyille Normal, spent u few
days at home last week
Miss Agnes Chamley Of Livingston
visited last week, with her brothers NJ
the Hotel Royal.
Charles Unger went TO Milwaukee
on Tuesday TO visit with his brother
Theodore and family.
Abbott Ferrin came over from Lake
Mills on Monday for u short visit With
his mother and other relatives.
Fayette Messenger: MIR. and Mrs.
Cary Noble, formerly OF Waldwiek,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03

The next meeting Of the club will be
held ON Monday evening, December !,
The fourth study will be taken up.
On account OF the lecture of Rev.
George +. McNut no meeting was
held on last Monday evening,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03

Household Goods ut Private Sale.
Everything as good Us new only In
use one month. Over Nicholas IRE
weeks carriage house. Sale now on,
Come quick and get the best.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
III You Want

the finest lax ever made, buy the Key
stone Ink ut !. j. Hanscom 4 Co, 5,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03

to sve Marks when you want pictures.
Upstairs ut the hay scales Mineral
Point.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
For Choice CslerN
DON'T Enr2rt

go to tho meat market Of Enaenroth \
Iacka.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
MISS A. II. GALE,
Tcacher OF pinno and Organ.

From National Conservatory OF
Music, New York, For terms apply
Mt esidence.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
LEGAL NOTICES.
Fielder & Fielder, Attorneys.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

STATE of Wisconsin, Iowa County Court
~ ss.-ln Probate.
In the matter OF the estate of Elizabeth
Linden deceased.
Letters testamentary on the estate OF
Elizabeth Linden, deceased, having been
issued to John b. Linden.
Notice is hereby given, that the creditors OF
said Elizabeth Linden, deceased, are al
lowed and limited by order of this court un-
1904, being the 18th day of said month,
to present theirClaims and demands against
said Elizabeth Linden, deceased, to the
county court for examination and allowance.
Notice Is also hereby given, that the
claims SO presented will be examined and
adjusted by this court ut the office of the
county judge at the court house, in the
city of Dodgeylle, in said county, on the
first Tue sday of Juy 1904.
Dated this LIST day OF December 1903
BY the Court
ALDRo jerks, County Judge.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
Mineral Point Dodgeville
STAGE LINE.
Morris Proctor, Proprietor

stage runs daily. except sunday, leaving
Mineral Point al 1.+5 d. m, and Dodgeyilie
between l and > D. IN.
Connects 1T nodgeyille with train on
e. Il N N Nv Tor Madison, Milwaukee,, etc,
add 1T Mineral Point with 40 train on
.C ~ L St Iaul R'y. fer Plstfeyilie, Oar
lington. Shullsbnre. Monroe and Evansville.
Calls left at the Hotels Mineral Point, Will
receive prompt attention. Fare 5Oe. Phone
lab.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03

Oysters
Mt the meat market OF Enaenroth
Jacka,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03

Just n Few Groceries
left. Como and get them at cost while
they last. IL. j. HCGMES x Co.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
We Sell

the famous L. e. Waterman Fountain
Pen. j. j. HANSCOM & Co.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1903-12-03
Smoke Red Trunk

Scent Cigars.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1903-08-29
A PHYSICIAN HEALED.

DIR. Geo. Ewing, practicing
physician of Smiths Grove. KY, for
over thirty years. writes his personal
experience with Foleys Kidney Cure :
For years l had been greatly botasr-
cd with kidney and bladder tronble
and enlarged PROSTATE gland. 1 used
everything known to the profession
without relief, until commenced to
use Foley's Kidney Cure. After saking
three bottles / was entirely relieved
and cured. / prescribe It now daily
in my practice and heartily recommend
its use to all physicians fos such
troubles / have prescribed it in
hundreds of cases with project success.
Sold by Coles Pharmacy.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1903-08-29
]. 9. Wi1kin son,
City Druggist

the FIRST and noblest citizen Of our Re-
publice. the President Of eighty mil
lions OF people comprising this. the
greatest nation OF the earth. presid-
emit honored by the whole world and
beloved by NIL and hated only by =
handful OF rebels of decent society cal
led anarchists who are tolerated In this
country for the same reasons Zee 10
permitted to roost on an elephant
back.
1t would be preposterous on my
part to try to answer that filthy con-
glomeration Of dirt. first becuse 1t is
not worthy Of notice and second be-
cause it is not necessary. / would
simply repeat Ben Buttler's famous
reply to his viliHers "Shoestrings
don't bother me.
Yours Respectfully
A. Lustfeld
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1903-08-29

Mr.. Charles Theobald. an electrician
with the Lincoln Light and Power co.
Lincoln, Ill, says: II am occasionally
troubled with severe headaches the
result of constipation and have-at
numerous times used Re-Go Tonic
Laxative Syrup which 1 think is the
only medicine. II moves the bowels
most satisfactory in it's results OF
naturally and promptly without pain
OF gripping and certainly cures the
headaches caused by constipation. We
always give it to our Children to
regulates and correct any bowel trou-
bles. 3" Sold by Coles Phar.