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Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Carl N. Greig, while associated in
business with q. Arthur Pearson. the
London publisher. became more or less
of an expert on conundrums. Speaking
of them the, other day. he said: II
think the following is the worst one /
ever heard, and l believe It to be the
worst ever DerDetrated:
Why is a young dog in a refriger-
ator like a vertical line?"
Because It is pup -de-cooler.'
Now, don't you think the extreme
limit was reached when that was perpe-
trated?" he asks.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Judge Morgan J. O.Brien was recent
~ chatting with a Harvard student. a
son of q prominent business man OF
this city. and "a close friend of the
Judge about his career al college. The
youth complained that. owing 10 his
'paltry allowance OF but $4,000 year,
he was getting heavily In debt. The
marked:
II suppose after YOU are graduated
you intend to enter into business2"
We'll no. Judge. replied the young
ster; mot as long as father has his
health"
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

At recent charitable function in
washington Senator Patterson donated
$40 to the cause. The delighted ladies'
were profuse In protestations OF graft
tude and never-failing remembrance.
Later some one asked the price OF
rose.
"Elve dollars" said Miss Alice Roose-
Welt, quickly.
Isn't that rather high p gasped the
astonished buyer.
mo" replied Miss Roosevelt "Sena-
tor Patterson gave twice that much for
a simple forget-me-not."
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

At the time OF the last Yale Harvard
football game in New Haven, the near
ly thirty thousand people present so
filled the streets of the Elm City that
there We're crowds everywhere.
The little daughter of the Rev. Mr..
Nude had come to town with her moth
er. When she saw these great throngs
of people all around her, she showed
her early religious training by ex-
claiming:
What is it, Mamma, Resurrection
Da-?"
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

They were speaking Of the pessimis-
tic member.
"IIe never looks on the bright side"
said one.
NO" added another. Moreover, IL
there's any way for him 10 shift the
blame for his misfortune ON others
rest assured he'll do IT,"
quite So" concluded a third. "Why,
the other day they told me of his wife's
devoted nhrsing OF him during his re-
cent attack OF rheumatism. In spite OF
his fault finding. his spouse did every
thing she could To alleviate his pain.
often his sumerings would cause the
poor thing TO burst into tears as she
sat by his bedside Well. one day a
friend dropped In to see how the in
valid was getting on.
Badly, badly walled the pessimistic
one. And. do you know. it's an my
wife's fault.
lmpossihler gasped the friend. IN
surprise
Evening journal., 1903-07-03
GENERAL CASTILLO ACCUSED
Charge Of Forgery and Perjury Against
Cuban Political Leader.

LndTVt OF TUTTtTJ dTIU 7 q IuIJ J N8NI'INt
Cuban Political Leader.
Havana. July S.-A big sensation has
been caused here by the preferring Of
charges OF forgery and perjury against
General Lqyraz del Castillo in connec-
ion with the registry of a former Span
ish guerilla leader. Castillo is con-
gresham for Camaguey and the lead
ing opponent Of the Palma admins
tration. He was a member OF the
military committee for the revision OF
the Cuban army rolls under General
Gomezs craftsmanship.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03
NEWS OF CITY CHURCHES
Episcopal.

Calvary Episcopal Church. Third and
Washington streets,the Rev. w. M. JEFF
feris,D. D., rector. $3.50, Sunday school
1890 a M. sermon and holy COM
munion. p. m, twilight service.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Ex- Congressman John Allen tells this
one about widow In his district who
desired a position in the Agricultural
Department:
There was no vacancy at that time"
said he, "and 1 was consequently COM
pelied 10 advise my constituent that /
could do nothing for her until later
But she persisted In her efforts to OBJ
tain a position. and for two weeks
thereafter met me at every turn. one
morning I had just finished breakfast
when / was told by the servant that
she was awaiting me In the reception
hall So l assumed as pleasant q de-
meanor as possible and, entering the
room. said In sympathetic voice:
We'll. my good woman, what news
"'Good news she said: good news,
Mr.. Allen
"'Well,' said. Tn glad 20 hear that.
And what is the good ncwsT
"'Oh,' she said Good news, Mr.. Al
len, good news; a woman in the Agri-
cultural Department died yesterday" "
Evening journal., 1903-07-03
Patriotic Services At silverbrook.

There will be patriotic services In Silver
brook VI. T.. Church on Sunday afternoon
at o'clock The Rev. A. w. Lightbourn,
of Epworth Church, will make an address
and there will be special music.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Ford, Gray, Cleveland Aves., between
I'd and 9th SITS.
Corner Of Porter and Maple SITS.
Ninth and Union SITS.
Harrison ST. between Beech and Oak.
Sd between Adams and jackson SITS.
Brown between Beech and Oak SITS.
27th and Washington SITS.
Maple ST. between Broome and Clay.
ton SITS.
Scott ST. between ed and 4th Sts.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

"Uncle Josh said young man in
the Grand Central Station. Il am aw-
fully glad 20 see you IN New York. Let
me take your bag and we will so and
get something TO eat, and after l have
secured YOU room We viii go down
TO the Academy to see THE Suburban"
Gosh all beeswax." replied the elder
ly relative, "lve lived an my life in the
country and | don't want to see any
thing suburban. Can't We go some-
where and enjoy one of those old FASH
ioned Danoramas of the antediluvian
world?"
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

the quick wit Of the American street
arab.
Il was strolling down Broadway one
afternoon with my long locks floating
over the collar Of my top coat when
newsboy rushed up to me and, gesticu-
lating violently. shouted al me In tragic
voice.
Back back, Sir Henry Fly for
your life"
Il confess ] was a bit hustered, and
as / looked nervously around. L asked:
What's the matter. my ladY
""Orrble danger, Sirl There's a
barber in that hotel oppositel"
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Mrs ]. A. Fitch. the noted Gospel
singer, OF Philadelphia. will be az Wes-
ley M. T. Church, corner Jackson and
Linden streets, on Sunday. She Will
sing at the morning, afternoon and
evening services. This church is maxi
ing rapid progress under the present
pastorate. New members are coming
In, and congregations are growing. The
church is making an effort to pay of
its debt this year.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

You see, / had uneonsciously held a
mirror up TO him and he wasn't pleased
with the reflection and wanted TO
square himself with the firm. Funny,
wasn't itl That's the only time I can
remember ever entertaining an angel
unawares"
Evening journal., 1903-07-03
Miscellaneous.

First Church of Christ. Scientist, No.
917 Gilpin avenue. Sunday morning
service at II o'clock, subject:
Life" 10 a. m, Sunday
school. Wednesday night meeting at 8
o'clock. Free reading room in Ford
Building. Open every week day from
9 o'clock to / o'clock and from 3
o'clock to 8 o'clock, also on Monday
evening from 7.S0 to $50.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

A very young reporter was sent to
Riverdale to interview Mark Twain on
the coal situation. He began with:
"Mr. Clemens, / have been instructed
10 interview you ON the humors OF the
coal situation"
The humorist sat back IN his chair
and gasped for a few minutes. and
then replied:
Young man. you 30 back to your
editor and tell him that II he emptied
all the short and long dashes IN his
composing rooms into the forms he
would then only be able TO set up a
prelude 10 my opinion on the coal
situation"
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Butter moulded into miniature bee
hives or tiny icebergs and placed on
crystal dishes make an attractive
breakfast table adornment.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03
$1,000 Down
Then
$I.OO Per Week
Select Your Lot
and Get Our Price

18th and Grant Ave.
I'd, Sd and 4th and Greenhill Ave.
% between oreenhll and Cleveland
AYES.
3D., 9TH, 9Th and 9th between ereenhill
and Cleveland Aves.
Davis ST. west Of Dure ST.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Senator John w. Daniel. OF Vlr-
ginia, recently told a story illustrating
how the negro race was divided IN It's
allegiance during the Civil Wal.
A negro boy was sent to school in a
little hamlet on the James riVei, and
the teacher asked him his name.
II dunno 'xactly,' said the boy. IL
mought be Ierson Davis Huggns, am
II mought be Ab'm Lincoln liugsins.'
Don't you know which Il is?' asked
the teacher.
Nanny lows it's 1ef'son Davis" re
piled the boy; hut my ole man won't
hab II nohow. an says It's Ab'm Lin
coin. They'se been scraDpin' bout II
s'long as / kin reclect. am sometimes
nanny gets IN hest O. IL, an sometimes
tn ole man."
'Nvell. what do the neighbors cal
your asked the school teacher talSinl
In the situation.
"Oh. theyse don't bother with n'
family scraps. They jes' calls me Nose.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Brandywlne NJ. L. Church. Twenty
second and Market streets, the Rev.
George p. Jones. pastor. Morning
sermon by the pastor at
1890 o'clock. Subject: Christianity
and Patriotism Contrasted." Preaching
at $50 p. m. Subject: Gods Method
of Development" The $50 meeting will
be the opening of twilight services for
the summer. The Epworth League
and Sunday school cholrs will unite
with the church choir in a service OF
song at these meetings. Sunday school
at $50 a. IN. and 2 p. m.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03
THE TATTLER.

quite true.I assure you. murmured
the sick man. IL Is this way. Damp
places are bad for me yet there that
woman sits and cries just to make the
air moist"
Much Of the business OF the 1nterna-
tional Anti-Alcohol Congress at Bre-
men assumed the form OF debate be-
tween the medical and other supporters
Of total abstinence on the one. hand
and the advocate OF temperance on the
other. II was generally admitted that
the drinking customs of Germany are
especially unfavorable TO the spread of
temperance principles. A Berlin doc
tor called attention TO the fact, which
he declared had been established. that
one-holf of those who were liable %
military service were physically unfit
and he apparently thought that this
was largely due to alcoholism.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

silverbrook NJ. f. Church, corner
Lancaster and Woodlawn avenues, the
Rev. II. S. Thompson, pastor. Sunday
services: 1890 a. m, communion and
reception of members. p. m, pa
triotic services in Sunday school. Ad-
dress by the Rev. DR.. A. W. Light
bourn. Z p. m, Epworth League 745
D. m, sermon by the Rev. DR.. Gear
heart, OF Boston.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Sir Henry Irving Is telling In London
with much gusto OF an incident that
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Captain SiGsbee tells OF a conversa-
ton he once overheard between two
marine arguing as to who had
the least work to do on board n man
of-war.
Its the Chanlain." said the first.
How'd ye make that out?" asked the
second.
Because he amt got no work TO do
and all day to do il in"
The second marine snorted his dis
gust you amt got it right. Jack"
said he. TITS the Cap'n OF marines"
AS he worked his way up q long Inc
to the window OF the paying tellay of a
downtown bank. a porter with a leather
bag stood Immediately IN front OF him
ana passed a check for $4,000.
How will you have itg" inquired tho
teller.
Five hundred in tens, seven hun
dred aud nfty In fves. five hundred
In twos, two hundreds in ones and hfgs
IN silver"
The packages OF bills and rolls Of sill
yer were promptly passed out and de.
posted and locked IN the bag. which
hung from the neck of the porter by
chain when a messenger boy. will
bulging eyes. exclaimed:
Gee Whit Mister, do you mind tell
ing me what horses you're goin' e
Dlay@'
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

property Hlsendou man
andp picdfom none ehundre1d olars upwards
lots viii he
sewers ae
Ten and One
d paid will
alive les for rdedo lot
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Gospel Tent. Tenth and vanBuren
streets. Services each evening al 7.45
sharp. Sunday: "The Millennium Of
Rev. 20" viii be considered. All are
invited.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

christianity, Why Should One De-
sire IT." win be the theme for the pull
pit discourse at tent, Tenth and Van
Buren streets, at 745 o'clock tonight.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03
Presbyterian.


Presbyterian.
Olivet Presbyterian Church, Fourth
and Broome streets. the Rev. r. A. FL
wood, pastor. Manse, 221 Broome
street. 10 a. m. Brotherhood of An
drew and Philip. 10.45 a. m. Divine
worship and sermon by the Rev. E. b.
Gearhart, field secretary state Tenn
perance Alliance. 2.30 y. m, Bible
school. Z p. m. open air evangelistic
meeting. Sermon by the pastor. Sub
ject: vTrue Patriotism" II stormy, in
church at same hour.
West Presbyterian Church, corner Of
Eighth and Washington streets, the
Rev. A. n. Keigwin, ID. D., pastor. 1880
a. m. sermon by the pastor. p. M,
Sunday school p. m, union praise
service of Christian Endeavor and
congregation.
Hanover Presbyterian Church, King
and Sixth streets. Preaching services
at 1915 a. m, the Rev. William l..
Freund. pastor. No evening service
during July. Sunday school at 9.15 a..
m. Wednesday lecture at p. m, sub
ject: 'erhe Acts of the Apostles"
The First United Presbyterian
Church. Third and Broome streets,
the Rev. J. J. Huston, ID. d.
pastor. 1880 a. m, sermon, subject;
Value Of a Good Name" 2.3O p. m,
Sunday school. p. M. Christian En-
deavor service. s y m, sermon, sub
iect: THE Man Christ Jesus as a Hid
ing Place. a Coveret Rivers, a Great
Rock"
First Presbyterian Church, Market
I street above Ninth, the Rev. Charles s.
Stevens. minister. Communion service
at 1890 a. m. Preaching at 7.SO p. m.
by the pastor. Sunday school at - m
Y. p. S. c. f. at Gas p. m.
Methodist.
Haven M. E. Church, Third street
above Dupont. the Rev. p. ii. Webb,
pastor. a. m. class. 1880 a. m,
preaching by the pastor. 2.SO p. m.'
Sunday school. las p. M. holy COM
munion.
st. Andrews Church, Eighth and
\ Shipley streets, the Rev. II. W. Wells
] rector. Holy COMMUNION az Q u III
Morning sprayer, sermon and holy COM
munion. IL o'clock. Evening prayer
and sermon, 7.45 o'clock.
Trinity Church, Delaware avenue
and Adams street, the Rev. II. Ashton
Henry rector. Services at 7.3O and II
a. m. and 7.45 p. m. Sunday school al
2.3O p. m.
st. Pauls A. U. NJ. p. Church, "A
street, South Wilmington, the Rev
{ George Brown, pastor. Preaching al
i 1880 a. m. by the Rev. Rector. Sunday
school at 2.SO p. m. sunday school ex-
ercises at 7.S0 D. m.
Friends Meeting. Fourth and Wes
streets Meetings for Divine Worship
I First Day at IL a. m. Fifth Day a
7.45 p. m. First Day School at 9.4'
a. m.
Old Swedes Church. Seventh an'
, Church streets the Rev. Martin B
!, Dunlap. pastor. The holy communion
= AT 7.S0 a. m. Morning service an'
= sermon at 10 80 o'clock. Evening ser
vice and sermon at 7.30 o'clock. Sun
day school at 2.SO p. m.
, st Pauls NJ. e. Church, Market stree
above Seventh, the Rev. w. l.. $. Muir
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

st. Johns Church. Market street and
Concord avenue, the Rev. George g.
Hall. ID. D., rector; the Rev. w. b.
Beach. assistant. 9.45 a. m, Sunday
school. IL a. m, holy communion and
sermon, 7.3O p. m, evening prayer
and sermon.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Linden ST. between Rrooms and Rod
ney SITS.
Sd and Lincoln SITS.
4th and Lincoln SITS.
Sd and Rodman SITS.
3D. and Hawley SITS.
9TH and Hawiey.
5th and Hawley.
9th and 9TH and Hawley SITS.
9TH ST. between Hawley and Rodman
SITS.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

ray pastor. 1880 a. M and 7.45 p.
m. sermons by pastor. 2 p. m. sun
day school, Gas p. M, Y. p. S. c..
e.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03
Lieht Fruit FAN.

A light fall in fruit continues in many
places, but most of that left on the trecA
is holding much better than during the
early part Of the month. Cherries have
given very light yields. Peaches and plums
are generally short in prospects. while
pears are somewhat more promising in
some localities. AS rule apples promise
fair to good yields. Early apples and
peaches are Just beginning to turn in color
in the southern counties.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Friends Meeting, Orthodox, Ninth
and Tatnall streets. Meetings for Di-
vine worship at 10 a. m. on the First
and at IL a. m. on the Fifth day OF
the week. A cordial invitation is ex-
tended to the public. ea4
The Christian and Missionary ALI
ance, Alliance Hall, No. 610 Adams
street. Services: Sunday school at 2.l5
.. m. Preaching at $3.50 p. m. Praise
and testimony meeting at 7.3O p. IN
Pastor, G. Werner Brown.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03
Tobacco Crop.

me entire tobacco crop IS now in the
field. The stands are good everywhere,
and scarcely any complaint OF worms has
been received. The crop needs working
badly, however, and would also be bene-
fitted by more warmth and sunshine than
have been received at any time since trans
planting. The outlook ON the whole is
favorable, nevertheless.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

West Presbyterian Church, corner Of
Eighth and Washington streets, the
Rev. A. n. Keigwin, ID. d., pastor. 1880
a. m. sermon by the pastor. p. m,
Sunday school. p. m, union praise
service of Christian Endeavor and
congregation.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

First Presbyterian Church, Market
street above Ninth, the Rev. Charles S.
Stevens minister. Communion service
at 1890 a. m. Preaching at 7.SO p. m.
by the pastor. Sunday school at u m.
Y. p. S. c. r. at G As p. m.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

St Paurs NJ. e. Church, Market street
above Seventh. the Rev. w. L. $. Muir
Evening journal., 1903-07-03
Methodist.

Haven M. L. Church, Third street
above Dupont. the Rev. E. II. Webb,
pastor. a. m. class. 1890 a. M,
preaching by the pastor. 2.SO p. m,
Sunday school. las p. m, holy COM
munion.
Evening journal., 1903-07-03

Hanover Presbyterian Church, King
and Sixth streets. Preaching services
at 1915 a. m. the Rev. William L.
Freund. pastor. No evening service
during July. Sunday school at 9.15 a.
m. Wednesday lecture at 8 p. m. sub
iect: 'gThe Acts of the Apostles"
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-10-28
TIE CAMPAIGN oE 1904.

Oregon will be a pivotal state in the
great campaign Of 1904. The spring
campaign. with election in June, will
be the first gun fired
With no senator to elect. with only
a supreme judge and food commission
er to elect, the Republicans have real
ly nothing to divide their party into
factions
The election of two congressman in
June will arouse national politics, but
II Williamson and Hermann get fairly
good committees they will return.
All county officials who are serving
a first term, and give reasonably good
satisfaction will be given second
terms, in accordance with general Gus.
tom.
But underneath all this placldity
there will be a great struggle for the
control of patronage, and of the state
organization for 1906.
Great patronage interest will be in.
voyed, and the delegation to the ma
tIonal convention and the national
committee win be contested.
The foundation for many state of.
nces and many foreign and home ap.
polntments will be made in the next
few months. as politics go
The old factional warfare at Port
land is being carried on at present,
but the rest of the state is taking no
interest in those personalities.
Republicans generally are tired of
being lined up for or against this poll.
ticlan or that politician, TO go up or
down with them.
A campaign that opens with de
bauching the primaries. and winds up
with free passes and barrel at the
legislative session is not inviting.
Whether Oregon politicians will ev.
er get above selfish personal politics
is a question, but many OF the voters
have passed that point of political de.
yelopment
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-10-28
Question Answered.

Yes, August Flowe- still has the
largest sale OF any medicine in the
civilized world. Your mothers and
grandmothers never thought OF using
anything else for indigestion or bill.
iousness. Doctors WonO scarce, and
they seldom heard OF Appendicitis.
nervous pncstration or heart failure.
etc. They used Augu-L Flower TO
clean out the system Sad stop fer
mentntion OF undigested food, regu.
late the action OF the liver, stimulate
the Ieryouo and org-,ic action OF the
system, and that Is all they took when
feeling dull and bad with headaches
and other achcG. You only need a
few doses OF Green's August Flower.
in liquid form, to make you satisfied
there is nothirg oc-Ious the matter
with you You can get this reliable
remedy at DR.. Sole's drug stores.
Prico 25c and 75c
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-10-28
eREAT pueLIclTY NEEDED.

The demands of President Roose-
welt for greater publicity about the
methods Of the trusts hadNa more far
reaching effect than is suspected.
Publicity of their actual valuations
of property. and Of their stock-water.
ing schemes would almost drive them
out OF existence.
But the trusts are not alone in fear.
ing publicity. City and county and
state governments are trusts that need
the greatest publicity.
In 1892 the Oregon press secured
the passage of a law to require the
pu ollcation Of county court proceedings
and lists of claims acted upon.
That law has stopped wholesale
depredations Of the taxpayers in every
county of the state, and has been the
means of forcing most Of the coun.
ties on a cash basis.
Similar publicity extended to other
departments of government would
have the same beneficial effect
There is nothing Greater Salem
needs so much as publication of It's
charter, and the city laws, for the ed.
ucation of all the people. It would
profit the city in many ways, bring in
revenues and require less enforcement
of laws
Publication in each county of the
assessment roll, showing how much
personal and real property, and wheth.
er city or country property, would dis.
close much inequality in assessment
and much tax-dodging.
That simple provision would add so
per cent to the tax rolls inside of FIVE
years, because It would bring the as.
sessment Of all property under the
scrutiny of every citizen and taxpay
er and dodglng and inequalities Of val
uation would be reduced to a mini
mum.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-10-28
cunard,s Bid for rrade.

New York Oct. 2S.-The new Med.
iterranean service Of the Cunard
line, which was inaugurated today
with the departure of the steamship
Aurania for Gibraltar Genoa, Naples
and other Mediterranean ports. is
likely 70 precipitate the rate war
which has been predicted for some
time, When the Cunard company
withdrew from the Morgan comhina.
tion il was freely predicted that il
was only the preparatory step toward
making a strong bid for a large share
OF the South Europe immigrant traffic,
hitherto practically controlled by the
German lines These predictions are
now verified Maritime interests are
now eagerly awaiting further develop,
ments.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1903-10-28
The FOREST RESERVE FRAUDS

The Journal reJoices that. after
years of agitation OF the forest reserve
frauds, It's campaign begins TO bear
fruit.
The Journal was declared crank
on this subject even by good mon in
the reform parties, hut at last the
truth is dawning on all minds.
The forest reserves have been sys.
tomatically created from the begin.
ming OF the Cleveland administration.
10 hide gigantic public land frauds.
The department OF agriculture and
the bureau Of geology and the depart
ment of the interior have been made
the agencies OF the swlndles
Governor Chamberlain has recently
made a trip 10 Washington 70 get In.
side Information ON the subject Of the
disposition Of Oregon public lands.
There is nothing new about Il and
Il is very doubtful n the indictments
now found by ne tojeral grand jury
will result Ia convictions.
No public man in either party has
yet gone 10 the bottom OF this swim.
die and exposed H. Il would take
year 10 do so thoroughly.
Some Oregon man should go 10
Washington and put IN a year digging
up tho records OF transactions. and
publish them without fear or favor.
No official viii do that To hire
lawyer to do Il would cost more than
the public are willing TO pay, SO II viii
not he done.
investigations dictated by political
prejudice or warfare to down some