The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-07-01
ALONG THE KANSAS NILE.

An Arkansas City groom and bride have
gone TO Arkansas on their honeymoon.
They wish to be alone.
Garden City offers a 500 prize to the
best bad broncho buster. a doctor viii
likely get the 500. however.
People should not be surprised II their
lady friends suddenly grow very thin
now. 1t is too awfully hot"
Some one at Atchison asks: why is a
woman like a good cOrnet player?' Be
cause her lip never fails her.
A minister of Arkansas City will go 20
Scotland on his wedding tour. He is a
member Of the Baptist church. however.
It's getting about time for Colorado to
ask Kansas to buy canteloupes raised hy
waters stolen from the Suniower state.
The Hutchinson band is TO play. tomor-
row night, selections from Tabasco. The
audience is assured that it will be real
istic-
In a wreck on the Santa Fe, near Bur-
ton, tramp only was slightly injured.
He was just as happy to escape as bride
would have been.
The amount Of labor wasted by small
boys trying 10 run away from their Kan
sas homes IN the last year would clean up
the Kansas City bottoms.
The up-to-date society event in Hutch
inson is an X-ray function. and it has
novel feature Each guest is shown his
form as in the great beyond
A white woman was granted a divorce
from a negro at Wellington. the other
DAY. The injunction, What God has
Joined. etc" sways uncertain under sucn
2 strain
4 farm hand killed a rival In Stafford
county because the latter stood between
q mid fE -
feet. two lives are cut short the cause
is left in tact
The Fl Dorado Republican fears the
wreck of the Republicsa party 4 the
not among the bosses Is not gueIied-
What better occupation can the Repabil-
can suggest
CofIeyv.ne numbers n its population a
woman named 2a-nGollar. u is difficult
for ore 10 thiak without disrespect what
suffering Adam and Noah between them
have caused posterty.
Senator frank Vincent sent his ger diem
appropriated by the states legislature =
the food sufferers. Innocence IS an in
jury q Itself f1r Slth what assurance
otherwise dreamed be 10 shame those
Kansas legislators
some Kansas editors 10 the northern
part q the state are worrying about pos
sisle aoods and other calauities ia -,
A 2 Prona % ihelr idea would . %
rec5ureue The legislature 20 make sp-
pTuprtat fous fer Kaasaz poster1ty.
A b-uke- ca Journal. OF axe. cazses
q freight wreck Rear B1rton- \ demand
By The trsl1meu for car Inspectors Eesid
y better than a strike Tor hlghs- vase.
not oonsldeT1uz the Morga1s. Cosslcs ard
Rockefeller. ever t.c5y n the and would
Be IN Sympathy NH the rneveu.ent
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pointed . take testimony 10 The Dewey
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are zfrald 20 testify. TIE reoFie - Nesi-
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