The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1903-01-02
Kansas Notes

Meadow larks have not yet ceased
to sing in Rush county.
Out in Cloud county they sprain
their ankles shocking corn.
Mcpherson privately admits to haF-
ing several vacant buildings.
Pratt has a coal famine all right, but
what they really want is coal.
North Topeka is 'fggurin'' on a
joint revival There should be no lack
OF material
The Concordia police have two bicy-
cles which they picked up, without
claimants
The present ST Francis jury tenn
pers its Verdicts with mercy. An Angel
is the forenoon.
One Of the finest farms in Sedgwick
county has just been sold for a tTihe
over 800 per acre.
Small boys at Wichita who play
hockey" are arrested and placed in
the great big jail
Liberal is missing several good
shows on account of not having an ap-
prOpriate building
A Tyler street, Topeka, young lady
who plays too aggressively declares
ping pong is punk.
Three Solomon turkeys shipped east
Tor Christmas consumption weighed 80,
: SO and 40 pounds each.
At Abilene the price Of coal shoots
upward, but the complaint is because
It doesn't chute downward.
Graham county is agitating a propo-
sitiOn for a high school. It will come
high enough, they needn't worry.
At Usage City there's a complaint Of
the meat trust, yet the booksellers have
not raised the price Of Lamb and Ba-
con.
"Oh ye Of little faith" wasn't in
tended to apply to the Mcpherson man
who adveTtises for the return of a lost
IS bill
Sumner county points with pride TO
farmer over 60 years Of age who has
planted 200 acres Of wheat By himself
this fail
A Burden citizen expects the man
who stole his hog to bring it back and
get the reward-abOut five years at
Lansing.
A Cawker City pastor going on
visit to Missouri took along a Jack
rabbit. He says MissOurians haze to
be shown.
Arkansas City has a water witch
who has found that in order to keep in
the swim he must add gas and coal to
his itinerary
A WyandOtte county man IS all
pulled up because, since he had a cigar
named after him, his name is in every
body's mouth
Two Italians at Atchison have quit
the fruit business and gone to shining
shoes. There is less capital invested
and more profit.
Hutchinson is doing considerable
electric road talk. But to successfully
build a line the current must be turned
IN another channel.
A Quintette Of EOyt young ladies who
went for a days squirrel hunting, ad-
mitted to catching only colds and kill
ing nothing but time.
A farmer near Simpson had % hogs
killed by a stone wall falling on them.
That beats having a house fall on them
according to the farmer
Chancellor Strong and others from
Lawrence are demanding an increased
appropriation for the state university,
which it very much needs
A Great Bend couple who did stunt
with Ringlings this season will poke
their heads in the lions mouth for Bar
-A--- - De-AACs I'LL ms AU-9-
A Salina girl student started a fire
with coal oil with the usual result
There are some things that should be
taught in school besides Latin.
Farmer Mason. near Westmoreland.
IS the latest to claim to have planted
the first alfalfa seed in Kansas He
put in a piece Of ground n1S53.
Cofeyville youngsters have gotten in
trrh a hoH -,F
" married couples that weddings are
getting fewer than gold shale returns.
a Wichita man charged with pick
Ing pockets promptly waived examina-
ton OF course; he shouldn't be ex-
pect9d to miss his Christmas egg nogg
According to the Neodesha Register.
George KatrowlatOs did not have his
EeE broken by getting it tangled up in
80 name, but by an accident on the
ection-
The Fort Scott colOred four hundred
ve taken time by the forelock and
Commend one OF their number for
third term as second assistant state
lse janitOr-
souvenir spoons Of the new Newton
ssbytsrian church can be gotten by
eing" the committee. The item
Is to state how strong the committee
to "be seen"
Mayetta man is figuring on start
q creamery at Eskridge. Now
s's nothing unlawful about the
but still the milkman always
usiness on the ct
parsonages are not immune
peak thieves at Cherryvale.
vas secured at the Methodist
nc recently. Among the treasures
we're coins 800 years old.
one township IN Greenwood county
cast 10 votes at the last election with
out a defective ballot in the bunch
Withstanding its name. there is
nsthing Terdant about Greenwood
Handwriting experts" are testffying
81 The RTno case, for attempted mur-
der ia Mcpherson Still Mcpherson
eennty is one Of the richest spots on
earth. and can probably AFFORD them
from the tone Of Colonel Miners
rTotests. Il appears that the criminals
1 1isor1eriy persons Who formerly
upon the old veterans from the
eldIzrs, home have lately been dsvOt-