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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Ask for 1t!

If you don't see what you want at the
3. r. 6 p Cafe ask for it.
They will furnish you with anything
in the market, and cook it nicely for you
on short notice.
The Cafe is open from early in the
morning till late at night.
B. R. & P. CAFE,
Stein building, South Main ST., Butler.
Suppers furnished for Theatre parties
Bell Telephone lat.
CHAS. F. KING. Prop'r
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Monsters and Microbes.
How the Microbe Would Appear
If Magnified in Size to Cor
respond With Its Power.

The world has always believed in
monsters-great dragons of the land,
and huge serpents Of the sea, As a
rule these monsters have been fairly
peaceable, and beyond frightening .peo-
pie occasionally, they have done little
recorded harm. The real calamities OF
humanity have come from the smallest
forms of life. The minute microbe has
slain its millions upon millions. If this
microscopic form of life were depicted
In size and form equal to its danger and
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
FOR SALE.

Lot and roomed house on E. Jeffer-
son st. Ex., almost new, slate roof,
plastered, stone wall. cellar drilled
well, soft water, $4,000.
Lot and roomed house, w. Clay St.,
hot and cold water, bath, cellar, stone
wall slate roof, plastered, will trade for
farm property
Six roomed house and lot 30x100 on
W. Clay St, hot and cold water, slate
roof, cellar, bath, hardwood mantles,
$4,000.
Five roomed house, lot 60xl4S West
d St, drilled well, fruit trees, $2250.
Five roomed house. lot 30x14S, West
ID St, hot and cold water, bath. hard
wood mantle. $2450
Six roomed house, S. Washington,
$1,000.
Seven roomed house, Clay and Elm
SITS, hot and cold water, bath, ETC.,
large lot, $3600
E. Fl. NEGLEY.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
PersOnaliy-Conducted Tours via
Pennsylvania Railroad.

The Pennsylvania Railroad Com
pany announces the following Per
sonally Conducted Tours for the sea
son of 1902-1903:-
California-Two tours: No / will
leave New York, Philadelphia, Harris
burg and Pittsburg January 20; No. :
will leave February 19, and will include
the Mardi Gras at New Orleans.
Florida-Three tours to Jacksonville
will leave New York and Philadelphia
February 3 and II, and March 3. The
first two of these admit of sojourn Of
two weeks in the "Flowery State
Tickets for the third tour will be good
to return by regular trains until May
81, 1903
Tickets for the above tours will be
sold from principal points on the
Pennsylvania Railroad For detailed
itineraries, giving rates and full infor-
nation, address Thomas E. Watt,
Passenger Agent Western District
Pittsburg, or Geo. w. Boyd, Assistant
General Passenger Agent Philadelphia.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
OIL NOTES.
The Market-Remains at S1.54

AAC AudLhNl ttl Tl.Dt
Allegheny twp. NJ. Patterson &
Co. have opened up a new field by
striking a 30-barrel well in the Shira
sand on the Fowler, miles west of
Parker
The 6-inch gas line from the big
Phillips well near Worthington to But
Ter was completed. last week, and con-
nected with the Home Cos lines i'll the
town.
Texas The fuel-oil wells at Beau
mont Texas, are said to be failing rap
idly; the gas pressure is gone and three
fourths of the production of some of the
wells is salt water. The Lone Star and
the Crescent Oil Co. announced, last Fri
day, that it could not supply its custo-
mers in New Orleans, excepting the
Street Car CO..
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Markets.
Pennsylvania Railroad Clerical
Orders for 1908.

Pursuant to its usual custom, the
Pennsylvania Company will issue cleri-
cal orders for the year 1903 to ordained
clergymen having regular charge of
churches located on or near its lines.
Clergymen desiring such orders should
make individual application for same
on blanks furnished by the Company
through it's Agents. Applications
should reach the General Office of the
Company by December 81, so that orders
may be mailed December 81 to all
clergymen entitled to receive them.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Jury List for January Term 1908

a list of names drawn from the proper
| jury wheel this 22nd day of November,
| 1902, to serve at a special term of court
commencing on the 10Th day of Janu-
airy. 1903, the same being the third Mon
| day of said month.
| Albert J w, franklin township, farmer,
Arner David, Washington tp.
Bovard W J, Slipperyrock tip,
Blair William. Washington tp, &"
Bolton L II, ,Slipperyrock buro, merchant,
Christy w G., Clay tp, farmer,
Cramer Ray W, Buffalo tp, 1"
Campbell w II. Butler 4th wd, 1"
Dennison Thomas, Slipperyrock tp, %
Davis w B, Oakland tp, %
Dodds L, Franklin tp,
Ekas John G, Middlesex tp, g
Fleming Harry B, Buffalo tp, q"
Forester B, Prospect boro, teacher
Graham J II. Butler 1st ward, farmer
Gould Nelson, Oakland tp, Z"
Goehring Harvey, Forward tp, g
Gruver Philip, Cherry tip. ''
Hilliard J Z, Venango tip, ''
Hatz Alvin, Clinton tip, g
Hamilton Robert, Forward tp, g
Hutchinson Thomas, Concord tip, .
HuseIton G. W, Millerstown boro, J. p,
Hilliard Daniel, Venango tip, farmer,
Jamison Thomas, Fairview tip, 4"
Johnston James, Butler 1st ward,
carpenter,
Johnston Robert, Fairview tip, farmer,
Kniess William, Lancaster tp, "
Lyon David S. Butler 1st ward q"
McNeese James Butler Sd wd, laborer,
Milleman Geo, Harmony boro, shoe
maker,
Moore @. Washington twp, merchant,
Morgan Taylor, Parker tip, farmer,
PETER Charles, Lancaster tip, 4"
Painter w II. Marion tip, agent,
Reddick Charles, Jefferson tip, farmer,
Rose John NJ, Compromising boro, &
Riddle James M, Clinton tp, g
Snyder John, Mercer tip,
Sutton James, Harrisville boro miller,
Schontz Fred, Jackson tp, farmer,
Templeton Philip, Fairview boro, ,driller,
Warmcastle L.Slipperyrock boro, gent.
West Andrew, Cranberry tip, farmer,
Weber Adam, Franklin tp,
Winner Walter, Worth tip,
Winner Ferd, Evans City hore, gent,
Young r o. Bruin bero, farmer.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Marriage Licenses.

At Pittsburg 2. Scott of Gay
lor, Pa, and Ida McDermott of Butler
Co.; VIM, d. Norris of Culmerville and
Mary Dawson of Bakerstown.
AT Indiana, Pa, Fred. Jamison and
Miss Annie Frech.
At Kittanning-Charles S. Stewart
and Clara Carothers of Chicora; E. w.
Campbell and Esther Walker of Worth
ington.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08

not been for your Golden Medical Dis
covery' I would be scratching yet. I
tried different kinds of medicine, tried
different doctors, but all the relief they
could give me was to make my pocket
book lighter. I then began taking
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
Took four bottles without relief. Kept
taking it. took in all ten bottles and
got entirely cured. I can say that II
people would take your medicine instead
of fooling with some of the quacks that
infest both the small and large towns,
disease would fee like chah before the
wind"
The use of DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery will absolutely drive out
and eliminate the poisons which cor
rupt the blood.
BAD BLOOD AND GOOD HEALTH
cannot go together. But when tho
blood is purified and enriched by eGold-
en- Medical Discovery the result Is re-
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Il. IL. II L. Clerical Orders.

Clerical orders for the year 1908 will
be issued by the Buffalo, Rochester &
Pittsburg Ry. as in former years to or
dained clergymen having regular charge
of churches located on or near the liue
of its road. Application blanks will be
furnished by ticket agents of the COM
pany, and should be forwarded to the
General Passenger Agent at Rochester
as early as possible No orders will be
issued except on individual application
of clergymen, made on blanks furnish
ed by the company and certified to by
one of its agents.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
SLIPPERYROCK STATE
NORMAL.

Attend the State Normal
School at Slipperyrock, Butler
county, Pa. Advantages first
class, rates low. Tuition free
to teachers and those who in
tend to teach.
Winter Term; begins Tues
day, Dec. 90, 1902.
ALBERT E. MALTBY,
Principal.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Fathers and Mothers

teach your child to save by opening a
bank account for him with the Real
Estate Trust Company, 311 Fourth
avenue, Pittsburg, Pa. Four per cent.
interest on savings accounts.
Capital and Surplus %, 700, 10000.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
LOCAL AND GENERAL,
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

Subject to the decision of the Borough
Republican Primary.
Saturday, Jan. "a, 1903 from / to p. m
TAX COLLECTOR,
n. W, CHRISTIE, of the 4tE ward.
s. B CROSS, of the 5th ward.
ARCHIE W. DAVIDSON, of the I'd ward.
B. Fl. JACK, of the 1st Ward.
JAMES M. MAXWELL. of the I'd ward.
D. A. SLATER. of the 5th ward.
Subject to decision of the Democratic
Primary.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Real Estate Broker.

Parties wishing to purchase or sell
oil properties, farms, city residences or
real estate of any kind, should call upon
VIM. Walker,in Ketterer's b'd'g, g,opposite
P. o. Butler Pa Peoples Phone No. SIC.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08

Perfect" Ovens and Good Bakers,
Get them at Whitehills.
Complete line of Xmas novelties in
Mems and Boys clothing at r. &c Rs.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Gas Fixtures,

We have them; so different styles.
They are in the latest finishes, made to
match the hardware of your house.
WHITEHILL, Plumber
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Use Iona Patent Flour.

The best Bread and Pastry -four in
the market. I Dbl. sack, S1.00 ] Dbl.
sack, SOC. Every sack guaranteed
GEO. WALTER & Sons
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08

corded IN sound healtn.
Boils, biotches, pimples
and other eruptions disap-
pear as the impurities
which caused them are
removed. The skin is
healthy, the flesh is firm.
The dull and sluggish feel
ing is a thing Of the past.
The appetite is good, sleep
is sound and refreshing
and labor an enjoyment
instead of a burden.
vIt gives me much pleas
ure to testify to the merits
of DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery writes
Miss Annie Wells, of Fer
gussons Wharf, Isle OF
Wight Co., Va. u1 can
say honestly and candidly
that it is the grandest
medicine ever compound
cd for purifying the blood.
/ suffered terribly with
rheumatism, and pimples
on the skin and swelling
in my knees and feet 50
that I could not walk. I
spent about twenty dollars
paying doctors bills but
received no benefit. A
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08

S. B. Martincourt d Co. carry the
largest stock of street and stable blankets
in Western Penn'a. Call and see them
1873 e. Jefferson ST
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
LADIES TAILORING.
Lenchner-Ths

Announces that he closes out at 25f below COST,
All foreign materials left over from the Autumn
season SO as TO make room for spring goods Tho
frm guarantees perfect fit. Riding Habits speei-
alty 62l Penn Avenue, Ptttsburg, Ia.
Bell Phone 3llG-5 Grant.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Insurance and Real Estate.

If you wish to sell or buy property
you will find it to your advantage to see
VIM. FL. Miller, Insurance and Real
Estate, next p. o., Butler, Pa.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08

FARM FOR RENT-A ninety acre
farm near Whitestown, in Connoque-
Messing township, is for rent, immediate
possession. Inquire of W. D. Brandon,
Butler, Pa
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Grand Opera House, Pittsburg.

The final week of the big holiday
spectacle, Little Red Riding Hood, at the
Grand Opera House, Pittsburg, is
announced with the beginning of next
week, Monday, January 18th. The
enormous attendance at the Pantomime
from out of town during the past three
weeks has broken all records, many
people being unable to secure even
standing room.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
osTEoPATuIC PHYSICIANS.

DIR. S. A. THOMPSON, DIR. ISABEL NAHAF-
FEY, Osteopathic Physicians Graduates Ameri
can School 1866 Arrott Building, Bell Phone
2s40-Court, Pittsburg Pa,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08

Think twice before you speak-then
talk of the merits of Ritter IL Rocken-
STEMS clothing
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08


You are protected when you buy R.
q Rs. clothing.
It will pay you to investigate Ritter
81 Rockenstein's stock of Xmas novelties.
You will find the largest ana best as
sortment of Plush and Fur Robes at
Martincourt & Cos, 12S E. Jefferson ST,
Butler, Pa.
Are you a friend of the union? Ritter
& Rockenstein sell union made clothes
Oyercoats s-Overcoats ts-Overcoats-
RITTER & ROCKENSTEIN'S
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
S. H. ROBERTS.

If YOU ARE seeking employment, save board
ng In the city until engaged. Send III and we W III
mail you complete instructions how quickly secure
a position according TO your ability among the
largest firms in America unaided and by your own
efforts, Copyright Of this system applied for) Ad-
dress, Information Department, star Employment
Bureau, l2O Sixth street, Pittsburg, Pa,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
POPCORN WANTED!

Take all of last years popcorn you
have to John A. Richey's bakery, on
Main street, Butler, and he will pay
you the highest market price for it.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

SOTE-Au advertisers intending to make
:hanr q In their ads should notify US oil
heir Intention 10 H. ter than Mon
lay morning
Admins Notice. estate of Sophia Har-
ley.
Douglass Kodaks-
Boyd's Dyspepsia Tablets.
Patterson Bros Wall Paper.
Campbelps Iron Beds
Millers Clearance Sale.
Huselton's Shoe Sale.
Levington's Reduction Sale.
Adminfstr arors and Executors of estate
:tn secure their receipt books at the ClTl
ZEN ONCE. and persons making public sales
tneir note books.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Single and Double Ovens at
WHITFHILL'S

Just received large shipment of
white and fancy mixtures in dress vests
RITTER & RoCKENSTEIN
Best of everything, investigate for
Yourself, the line of Xmas novelties fol
men and boys at Ritter 81 Rockenstein's s.
Music scholars wanted at I2S We:
Tqvue St
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08

WANTED-Wire Drawers; twenty-five ex-
perienced wire drawers. Highest wages paid
Page Woven Wire Fence Co., Monessen, Pa,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08
Pittsburg Orchestra.

The ninth in the series of the evening
and afternoon concerts by the Pitts
burg Orchestra will be given in Car
negie Music Hall, Scbenley Park, Fri
day evening and Saturday afternoon,
with Miss Maud MacCarthy, violin
soloist. The program in full is:
Overture, Carnival Dvorak
Concerto for Violin and Orchestra in
B Minor, Saint Saens
Scenes Phanpaifsten, Broustet
Violin Solo: Air Russes, Wieniawski
Two Norwegian Dances, Grieg
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1903-01-08

Ritter & Rockenstein guarantee thei
prices oS
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25
A Journex to the Moon.

It was just a plain. ordinary, COM
monplace two weeks honeymoon.
Somewhere beneath them in a vague,
distant atmosphere. was thing called
earth. They touched 1t occasionally
with the tips of their toes. and then
rose to heaven again.
Once they seemed TO sit In two
chairs. Once some one spoke roughly
to him, and II was like an echo. Once
they had some tickets punched. or was
It twice7 At methodical. uninteresting
intervals food was placed before
them-by whom they did not know
Dishes may have ratified in their ears.
They did not hear.
They had tradition between them
that they had once seen together a
huge waterfall. and they longed to
think that after all such thing might
be possible.
One day they came back, and a
friend whom he had not seen for--he
could not remember when, said:
'Why, hello, old man! Where did
you go2"
And he replied:
''why, on my honeymoon, OF
course."-New York Times.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25
AGRICULTURAL NOTES.

II has been demonstrated that alfalfa
can be successfully grown in nearly
all the northern states
Thousands of head of cattle are now
saved from death from blackleg by a
vaccine distributed by the government.
Government inspectors passed upon
SO, GAO live animals last year at
cost of little more than one cent
each.
The percentage of loss in ocean
transit of live stock in 1902 was: ola for
cattle, 0.s9 for sheep, and 0.65 for
horses, which was considerably less
than for the previous year--a condition
due to the increased exports of cattle
and horses.
The agricultural department is now
developing in the south a system of
"one-man farms" These are small
areas Of land in the pine woods, upon
which a system of farming is being de-
veloped of such nature as to appeal
directly to the class of farmers who
must necessarily handle such land.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25
CURES CHRONIC CATARRH.
Hyomei Cures Worst Forms Of This Di
sease in any Part Of the System.


It is the height of folly to continue
doctoring a catarrhal disease by stom-
ach drugging, when the whole trouble
lies in the respiratory organs, where
nothing can reach the germs but To-
cal direct treatment by inhalation.
Hyomei is Natures remedy for the
cure of catarrh. just breathe IL n
few times daily, and it will effect a
cure.
The indicated dry air that goes
through the air passages, and into the
lungs when Hyomei is breathed
through the inhaler that accompanies
every outfit, is rich in ozone, purely
vegetable and filed with marvellous
healing and strengthening qualities.
If you are tired of stomach drug
ging, and seem TO grow weaker all
the time, "throw physic to the dogs
and get well with the health-giving
Hyomei treatment that is Natures
own method.
Rev. J.. Ii. Cook, of Holliston, Mass,
says: my wife has suffered greatly
from catarrh for fifteen years. Nearly
four weeks ago she commenced to use
Hyomei, and the beneficial effect was
immediate. 1t is very seldom that she
needs to clear her head and throat,
and she is able to rest quietly at
night. For years past she had been
troubled with pain in her limbs, which
we supposed was rheumatism, but
since she has used Hyomei that at
Fiction has disappeared"
Feldmeyer Brothers will return
your money If Hyomei does not cure
you of catarrh. This shows their
faith in the remedy.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25
SNAPSHOTS.
Fired from the Capitals Gamer

Fired from the Capitals Camera
Much colder.
-Crispy weather.
-Excursionists & llore.
Beautiful sunsets.
Chilly mornings and nights.
"A lovely moon these fine nights.
What has become of poor Mrs. Kea-
ley?
It's often hard work to collect debt
Of gratitude.
1t is mere contrast that makes some
men seem great.
Smoke sometimes comes in volumes
as well rs books.
"A local dealer advertises his shoes
4 81 foot.
"A girl is never really in love unless
she loses her appetite.
Even in blue blood you will often
find a streak OF yellow.
rErNow is lifetime to buy your FRUIT
JARS cheap from WATSON & Co.
The pangs of conscience may often
arise from an overloaded stomach.
Adam was the first man to dispense
with the services of a mother-in-law.
Any woman will tell you that trying
on dress is also trying on the nerves.
The man who puts his best foot for
ward is the one who gets there with both
feet.
If every man kept his own counsel
there wouldn't be enough lawyers to go
around.
If fellow doesn't amount to much
he generally insists upon letting you
know it.
The child, Martha McGraw coming
with the famous New York comedy dra-
ma. A Fight For Millions which will
be seen At the Colonial Theatre, Satur
day. Oct. 10. is one of the most talented
little people ever seen upon the stage.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25

I trust. Mr.. Brown" said Ger
mantown young lady to the young
man who was about to depart. that
you viii spend one more evening
with US before we move into our new
house"
Delighted, | assure you" replied
the young man, beaming with salts
faction by the way. when DO you
expect to mover
Il am not positive as TO the exact
date" she answered, but the work
men began excavating for the founda-
ton yesterday. and we expect, II the
work goes on without interruption. to
be able TO move in about eighteen
uonths.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25
Had Not Missed II.

"There is an old negro living In
CarrOllton who was taken Ill several
days ago and called in physician OF
his race to prescribe for him. But the
old man did not seem to be getting
any better. and finally white physi-
clan was called. Soon after arriving
DIR. x felt the darky's pulse for
a moment and then examined his
tongue. "Did your other doctor take
your temperatures" he asked. II
don't know. sah," he answered feebly-
"I hain't missed anything but my
watch as yit, boss. "-Bosworth Star
Sentinel.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25

II you ever took DeWitt's Little Early
Risers for biliousness or constipation you
know what a purgative pleasure is.
These famous little pills cleanse the liver
and nd the system of all bile withou;
producing unpleasant effects. They do
not gripe. sicken or weaken. but give
tone and strength to the tissues and or
gans involved. W. H. Howell of Hous-
ton. Tex, says mo better pill can be
used than Little Early Risers for consti-
patton. sick headache. etc" Sold by
Feldmeyer Bros. City Drug Store. SIM
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25

Mrs. Blokey, Jr. (who is of roman
tic turn)-Myl amt the moon lovely
glitterin' on the waves! 1t does ones
heart good to see It,
Mr.. b. (Blokey & Son)-Ah! and
wouldn't it. do ones art good to see
sBlokey & Sons Pickles" printed
right across 1t, big enough for all the
world to read with the naked ye?-Tit-
Bits.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25
Doan's
Kidney Pills,
A Modern Medicine for
Every Kidney Ill.

Mr.. William Mclaughlin. Of No. 5i2 South
Duke street, Lancaster. Pa, says: Il nrst
noticed my back give out when ] was let
ter carrier. l was constantly taking cold
era r. always SERTED In my back. ] EN-.
ployed a doctor and took numerous kinds
az medicine. but they ayailed me nothing.
When on the railroad the work made me
worse The pain was sharp In the small OF
the back and at night when In bed IL was
terrible. and often had to get up on ac-
count OF q urinary weakness. sent my
daughter to Hull'sdrug store and got D0an
Kidney pills. After using them Tor three
DAYS / felt better. / continued until Il was
all over my trouble, and could heartily rec
ommend D0an's Kidney Pulls TO others.
Doan's kidney Pills for sale By ell drug
gists; so cents per box. Foster-Miburn Co..
Buffalo, N. \.
Doan's kidney Pills for sale BY all drug
gists: so cents per box. Fostef-MIlburn Co.
Buffalo. n. y.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25
a Boston Connoisseur.

At the picture store: Mrs. Dollar
worth-How much for that land
scape?
Shopman-Fifty dollars, marin.
Mrs. Dollarworth-Whatl for that
little thing? You only asked $40 for
that other one, which was three times
as large.
Shopman-Yes. marin. but this a
chef d'oeuvre.
Mrs. DoIlarworth-Oh, is It? !
thought it was a lanscape like the
other. OF course, II it is a sha droove,
that's another matter. didn't notice
II at first.-Boston Transcript.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25

The relations of lady who had
died, leaving a legacy to a favorite
donkey in order to secure its comfort,
recently came into court and asked
for a decision as to who was to enjoy
the legacy after the donkey's decease.
'sThe next of kim" was the judges
verdict-Punch.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1903-09-25
IInole Reuben SAYS.

sour native modesty won't let us
argy dat we am so much better dan
de opposing candydate, bat 1t am dat
he am so much wuss dan us."-Detroit
Free Press.