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New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
WANTS RECEIVER FOR LAMP COMPANY
InY rrLEGRApu no rHE TRInuNE.

TBY TELEGRAPH THE TRIBUNE
Trenton. June u.-Application was made In the
Court of Chancery to-day for the appointment OF
2 receiver for the Moses Swami McLewee Com
pany which manufactures lambs and brass. the
ia bilities are placed Sl05e0 and the assets at
s71 600 The application was made by Arthur u
Moses a stockholder and creditor.
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12

II is reported on good authority that a New
York Stock Exchange membership has been sold
within the last few days for $4,000. The last re-
ported sale was at $4,000 A few seats sold
last fall at 81 coo and il said at the time.
although the statement could not be confirmed,
that nTle sale was effected at 5000.
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
THE TRorTiNe AT YoNkERs, JULY 4

Announcement made yesterday Of the classes
fhst VIII be given by the Empire City Trotting
Club st the Empire track Yonkers, July 4 in
connection with the Major Delmar-Lord Derby
race. Most important will be 2:05 pace. There
Will also be a 2ls pace, 212 irot and a 30 trot
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
LONDON BROKER FAILS.
FALL IN PRICE OF EXCHANGE SEATS

London. June 1.-THE failure Of T. G. B. HALEY,
8 small broker was announced to-day.
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
JUDGM ENTS.

The following judgments for sums of over 500
filed yesterday, the first name being that Oh
the debtor:
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
RALDwIN. PAULNE,-N PURSUANCE
N PURSUANCE OF AN ORDER OF HON.
N PURSUANCE OF AN ORDER OF HON.

- Frank T Fitzgerald. a Surrogats OF the County OF
York notice Is hereby given to al persons navln
c. McCreery, late OF the County OF
New York deceased. present the with vouchers
his place OF tranSactl1S
William @ Orr, No. 81 Chambers
Street in the OF Manhattan, City OF New HorA
on or before OF August next
Dated New York, both day OF January. 1908.
HENRY FORBES McCREERY. Executor.
c. ORR, Attorney for Executor 81 CharnoeTs
Street Borough of Manhattan. New York City
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
: PURSUANCE OF AN ORDER OF HON.

l. Abner c. Thomas 4 Surrogate Of the County Of New
hereby given all having claims
AGAINST Siguund Weigner. late Of the County OF NsY
20 the thereof
the subscriber place Of transacns business az
once 2 Foster, No 81 Nassau street.
in City New York, or before the first day 9
Sepernber 1903. Dated New York. 24th %
FEBRUARY 1903. ADOLPH WE1GNER. Executor.
BENJAMIN F. FOSTER. Attorney. 81 Nassau St. New
York City
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12

Il ARNFR C THOMAS a Surrogate County &C
New York notice hereby given &c all persons havns
claims against Daniel L. Ebbets County
New York deceased. present the vouchers
thereof 10 the subscriber her place tTansaCrng
business Office OF Darlington & Pierce, No. l5
T3rosdvay Borough Manhattan, City OF
Work orr before 18th day OF August
Dated New York. 11th day OF February,
RITA w DE woe.
Administrators with annexed
e PIERCE. Atrys for Administrative.
Il5 Broadway. N Y Ctry-
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
COuntrg Board.

1%STP VIE|JT FARM COTTAGE wantsds
ra+es ss 20 IS per week: city reference given Ad-
dress C,IAS. HERMANN. Calicoon Depot. Sullivan Co.
Y.
0JJIEr LOVELY HOsID in beautiful Park Of Ptness
VI flowers fountain: 30 minutes rom sseh
best service; special ae1-
tion to aged ainng CIIATEAJ 49, E.ss---. =
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
Country Board Wanted.

=, F,SCTT FlAN desires board for montns %
u minutes wall-st, where he can sos 81
nd daily: exceed 81 % EeeSty
Fri;ate cultured family preferred GENTLEMAN BOX
M Trfbu
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
TANCE OF AN

- order OF Hon c. Thomas. a Surrogate ot
County New York NOTICE is hereby given all psrsoaS
OF deceased. present the vouchers
subscriber. his place of bust
rsSs the office OF Underwood, Van Worst
Broad street. the CJ OF New York before he
g0th dav OF June Dated New York 0f
December. 1902. - -
UNDERWOOD VAN WORST & HOYr Attorneys tor
Executor. 25 Broad Street. New York City
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
DORTER- DANIEI, MIN PURSUANCE OF

of NewYork. notice is hereby gwen 10 al
persors having against Daniel Nj Porter. lats
q the County New YORK. y. Y deceased. present
the same with vouchers thereof, the subscriber az
the Office attorney. Louis 8. Dodd. No So Broad
way Borough Manhattan. New York City. be-
he nj OF November. 1908.
Dated. New York. April gath. 1903.
GEORGE ROSENDAL-E. Executor.
LOUIS F. DODD. Attorney for Executor. So Broadway
New York City. Borough OF Manhattan
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
uERRICK, JACOB HoBART.-IN PURsU--

ANCE OF a n OF Hon. Abner c. Thomas. a
rogate OF County OF New York. NOTICE hereby
all persons having claims JACOB
HOBART HERItlCK. late ef the County OF New York
deceased the with vouchers thereof to
the subscriber at her place cf tranSsctng business TIE
Office OF J. $ H. A. WISE No. 20 Broad Street IN the
Manhattan. New N Y en- or before the
day OF December
Dated New York, the Ist day OF Nay. 1908
MARIA AMELIA HERKICK. Executrix.
j. s. & H A WISE. Attorneys for EXecaJrfx 20 Brca1
street Boronsh OF Manhattan New YORK. y. y.
New-York tribune., 1903-06-12
HARVEY. ALEXANDER PURSUANCE

l.
OF an order Of Hon. Frank T. Fitzgerald Surrcgas
County New York. rotce Is hereby given 70 az
having claims against Alexander Harvey la9
OF the County Of New York deceased TO present ths
place OF sransactng business at the Offices of Curtis X
Broadway (Atanhattanl In city %
New York before Srd day OF October
Dated New York. the 9rd day OF April. 1905.
JOHN r. SUYDAM. HERBERT L. SATTERLEE. Exec
CURTIS r. HATHEWAY. Attorney for Executors. f2o
Broadway (Manhattan) New York City
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07
YOUR UNCLE SAMUEL Is BUSY

Uncle sam is O great business man
and a great boss DE Is ike the mill
lionaire head Of o. biz concern who
signs o $4,000 check in one breath and
with The next observes that Willie Pay.
the entry clerk smokes cigarettes.
Nothing De- too biz coz too little 10 es-
cape DTS e-y eye. 40 times his glance Is
cyclopIc again 10 BE- microscopic. but
hardly ever my0pic.
Today Uncle sam settles quarrel
between two nations. tomorrow he ap-
points q f0urth-class postmaster To-
day be issues N00000ol0 worth OF
bonds. tomorrow DO pinchcs moon
sinner Today be dedes an Europe. and
tomorrow De sends some poor devil 10
llil FOR four years for stealing so cents
worth of postage STAMPS
50 ~ Is today After balancing his
books for the year and finding himself
'stccn umpty Billions To- thc good. be
turns round with great show of sever
iiy and commands his army officers 90
wear only a certain color and make OF
shoes because one OF them-one OF an
his thbusands-was discovered wearing
tan shoes With q dress suit.
Which shows that. besides being "a
great manager and organizer. Uncle
sam U.s. an old gentleman OF exquisite
laste.-Post-Dispaieh.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07
THE FIREMAN'S CAT.

Nan, the Rag famous fire cat, lost
her life wednesday in the discharge
OF her duty In springing to her place
beside the driver of engine company y
OF Jersey City, she misjudged her dis !.
lance, fell under the horses hoofs, and
was trampled to death.
Nan attached herself to the engine
company several years ago, and soon
learned the trick of responding to
alarms. At the sound Of the gong she
would abandon the pursuit Of mice and
seek her station. 1t was apparent that
she enjoyed the ride to fires, and was
regarded as the mascot Of her ,compan-
lCns,
A few months ago Nan broke her les
while scrambling on the engine, and the
injured limb was set by a department
surgeon. Until Nan had entirely re-
covered It was necessary to keep her
confined In a cage to prevent her from
attempting to take her usual station
when the alarm was rung. On hearing
the bell she would scratch at the bars
IN her eagerness to get out. When
finally released she was quite thin, and
the hremen believed that her condition
was caused by worry over her enforced
iGleness New York Times,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07
Valuable Suggestions for the
Kitchen and Dining Room.
Rice Pudding
Coffee.
Asnaragus Soup.

cut one bunch Of asparagus INTO sliali
pieces reserying a few Of the green UPS
which boil by themselves separately
Boil the asparagus until very tehQer
and rub through a seive into one pint
of good rich milk bring to boiling point
and stir into Il one tablespoonful OF put-
ter and OF flour rubbed 20 paste sur
until 1t thickens. then add the reservoir
green tips. season with salt ana pepper
and serve very hot.
Mushroom Soup.
Cook can OF mushrooms IN water
with bay leaf, celery ana tie pars-
lev. When tender rub through q PURGE
sieve and return to the liquor Ia Whlch
they were boiled Ada 90 this one cup
of milk. bring TO a boiling point then
stir IN one pound Of butter ana one OF
flour rubbed TO a paste. When IL begins
10 thlcken, season with salt and pepper
Serve steaming hot
Bean Soup.
Soak one cup Of white beans In water
over night In the morning pour the
water OF and cover with iresh WAFER
then simmer gently until tender when
viii require from Two TO three hours
When soft rub through a colander' or
sieve return 10 the kettle, season win
salt, pepper and butter, bring TO stealh-
ing point and serve hot
Cream Of Rice soup.
Place one quart Of stock made from
FISH bones I'm n saucepan, add TO II three
tphi anoonf,lis of rice and boil gently
for one half-hour. Then add TO II one
cup Of milk, bring TO steamIng point anu
serve while hot,
Cream of Vegetable soup.
Place in saucepan three small on
ions, one small carrot cut into small
pieces small white turnlp one bay
leaf. two or three cloves, a small blade
Of mace, cover with cold water aud sim
mer gently for one hour When the
vegetables are all tender rub them
through a fine sieve return 20 the liquor
In which they were boiled, add one cup
OF milk. bring TO boiling point, then stir
in one tablespoonful of butter and one
Or flour rubbed 20 a paste stir until
Ii thickens, season with salt and pep
per and serve while hot
Clam Bisque.
CHOP me one ana One-hdlI uoheh
clans, carefully strain and heat the
liquor and Keep It hot put the clans
with a minced onion on to cook with a
quart OF water, and let them simmer
for thirty minutes then add scant
pint of milk and when 1t boils thlCken
IL with tablespoonful Of but
ter and one OF flour rubbed
to paste and blended with
the hot clam juice and two we'll
beaten eggs Season 10 taste with salt
and pepper and serve quickly. A little
,,o.....,, 4.,.,. as i,. b. aa q p-d mag Oe
added to the broth mixture.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07
MODERN PANAMA.

Panama Is an Indian word slgnlfying
"plenty OF fish Like other Spanish
American cities, rs central feature is
a big plaza surrounded by the principal
cdldces Of church and state. Straight
through the middle Of Il runs the
street OF the Nuns (Calle de los Mon
jas) which sacrilegious North Amer-
cans now call main street. The Cabil-
do, or government house, where AN the
business Of the municipality is conduct
ed, occupies one side Of this plaza, and
opposite 10 1t the stately old palace OF
the bishops; while the otNar two sides
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07
Inquiries Answered.

ms. j. A. h. wrltes:--I have read
your recents which YOU publish In the
paper with great Interest for long
time and noW feel that / um entitled
TO ask q question / have seen so otten
al the butchers calf's brains, which
they tell me are fine, but as | did not
know how 10 prepare them, have never
bought any. Would you kindly give me
the information?
Calls Brains.
Soak the brains IN cold water for one
half hour, then remove all the skin ana
see that they are perfectly clean ana
free from blood Tie loosely In piece
of thin cheese cloth and place In boiling
water with one small onion, two cloves
one bay leaf ana salt to taste Simmer
gently for twenty minutes, then remove;
allow all the water 10 drain of, remove
the cloth, mash with wooden spoon,
then stir into this the Jokes Of two
eggs ana Juice Of one-half lemon, Place
over the FIRE and cook until IL thlckens,
Then remove, form into croquettes. dip
In beaten egg and bread crumbs ana fry
In deep fat.
These may also be cut into small
pieces after boiling and serve with a
cream-sauCe.
Mrs. Jane w. writes: | have looked
in every Cookbook | could get hold OF
for q receipt for fruit cookies. Would
you be so kind as to furnish me with
one through the columns Of your paper
Fruit Cookies.
Beat to a cream one-half cup Of but
ter with two of sugar, then add one cup
of sour cream in which one teaspoon
full of soda has been dissolved, Mix all
well together, then season to taste with
nutmeg and cinnamon add enough hour
TO make a dough stiff enough TO roll
out then add one cup Of chopped lals-
ms Roll out very thin on board, cut
with a cake-cutter and bake IN mod
erately hot oven.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07
@i6f5N NJ EERIg I!ag9l 1RAsN9I
RIO GpANfDEi WE5lEEssNS' 9s
Current Time Table.
LEAVE sALTLAkE CITY.

LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY,
NO. 6-tor Grand Junction, Dem
yer and points east .....,.... ... $3.50 am
No, 2--For Provo, Grand Junction
and all points east ..,....n..... 3.l5 pm
No. flor Provo, Grand Junction
and all points east '.............. s:gOpm
No, l0-FOr Bingham, Lehl, Provo.
ate points -. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 500 a.u
No. S-For Eureka, Pavson, Heber,
points a.. :. -. ...".. 49,. 500 pm
mei'ate points 49,. 6i0 pm
No. g. For Ogden and tho west II 100 pm
No l-For Ogden and the west 1859 pm
No. b-For Ogden and the vest. s5O am
No. l02-For Park City .......... S:l5 am
ARRIVE SALT LAKE clTYi
NO, l2-From Ogden and all inter-
mediate points -. .......... 9:05 am
ton and the east ,.,.....,.... 9:35 am
No. l-From Provo, Grand june
ton and the east -. g. ...,,,,l2'35 pm.
tion and the east -. 80. .......lO:5O pm
No. S-From Provo. Bingham,
intermediate points .,............ e:O0 p m
No. 6-From Ogden and the west SEQ a. m
No. 2--From Ogden and the west 1905 pm
No, 4-From Ogden and the west $40 pm
No. 7-From Eureka. Payson, He
Der, Provo and intermediate
No. lOl-From Park City..".... Sis pm.
Perfect dining car service.
change.
Ticket once, ios West Second South, Post
Office corner, Phone 205.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07
Time Table
In Effect Feb. |,
1908
ARRIVE

From ogden, Portland Butte. san
Francisco aud UmHha.".,o.".,...,. GOV hn
points. ..".,...~ ....,., $40 am
Provo. and lntermediatc points, 9;Sj a, IN
From ogden, Cache Valley, ChicaRo,
~ Lou, omaha, Denver ana IN % q,
termedlate points ",'.'..,'. rs."l -Vi pm
From ogden, Chicago, ST. Louis,
San Francisco -. -. .....,..,.,, 4Oj pm
TeTmin Snp''u n''."' . $50 -. 500 2, IN
vo and Manti. ~ =. 49, ''.'"...... 5,S5 PIN
Portland. San ! rancIscS.',."..,.., $40 = m
DEPART
For Ogden, Omaha chicago, Denver, oo
Kansas City and T. Louls...,..,o. q VV Wh
ana Manu ~. 49,. 49,. -. 7,sOa.m
Terminus ~. ~ 49,. .......,., 7;l5 am
mediate points -. 49, ,nu... Sik an
For Ogden, omaha, Chicago, Den.
yer, Kansas City, ST. Louis and
San Francisco o.. 80. n.,,,.....l2'oo y m
For ogden, Cache Valley, Denver
kansas city, maha, st. Louis ana
For Provo, Nephi, Milford, Cali
entes and intermediate points,, OO5 y m
For Ogden Cache Valley Butte,
Helena, Portland. san Francisco
and Intermediate points...,..."...."l2;Oa am
r. M. SCHUMACHER, Act. Traf Mgr
ID. II. hurley, G, 7. & T. A.
ID, s, SPENCER a. g. =. & T. A.
City Ticket ofIlco, s0l Main Street.
Telephone go
'paily except Sunday
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07
: WHAT TO EAT.

This matter viii DE found 10 be entire
| ~ dl0erpnt from and superior 10 the
usual run of food articles, In that every
hern ie "a nugget OF culinary wisdom and
nrninenuy practical Conducted by
Katherine Kurtz. Marquette Building
Chicago. 10 whom an inquiries should
be addressed. An rights reserved 10y
Banning Coz Chicago
----------.-----
Menus for Three Days.
SUNDAY
BREAKFAST
Fruit
Cereal Cream
Fried TRIBE. Dreamed Potatoes.
Raised Rolls
Coffee.
DINNER.
Chicken PURGE.
FrIcasee Of Lamb.
Mashed Potatoes. stuffed onions,
English Walnut Salad.
Cheese Waters.
Fruit Tapioca Pudding.
Coffee.
SUPPER.
Cold Meat. splced Peaches
Bread and Butter Sandwiches.
Cinnamon Bun.
Cocoa,
MONDAY.
sReA KFAsT.
Steamed Figs with Cream
Cereal. Cream
Broiled Bacon. Poached Eggs.
Toast
Coffee,
N14EoN.
Cured Eggs
Brown Bread
Rice Croquettes. Lemon Sauce.
Cocoa,
DINNER.
Clam Broth Water Thin Crackers,
Stuffed olives,
Saint Of Duck
Dreamed Peas Mashed Potatoes.
Celery Salad Cheese Balls.
Apple Dumplngs Hard Sauce.
Coffee.
TUESDAY,
BREAKFAST
SteWed Prunes.
Cereal Cream,
Pork tenderloins. Fried Apples.
Wheat Mullins.
Coffee.
LUNCHE ON.
Cheese FOndu.
Parker House Rolls.
Cheam Cheese Croquettes. Wine Sauce.
Tea,
DINNER,
Boulllon in Cups. Slated WATERS.
Corn Relish
Veal Pot Pie with Dumplings.
String Beans,
Waldorf salad.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07
OLD PANAMA Ia yIEJA.

Panama La Nieja, or all that re-
mains OF il. IL six miles from the pres
ent city. You take a carriage near
the main piazza and turn into the
Street Of the Nuns Arrived at the
city walls you should walk little dis
stance in order 20 inspect THE gate
Of the monks IAN antique archway,
quantity carved and crowned by a
watchtower, which leads through the
moss grown amparts 20 the beach.
Following the path Of the monks Of old,
you presently find yourself on a wide
expanse or coral reef. which, II the
tide Is out, Is literally alive" with
shrimp. hermit crabs, cutie FISH and
other forms OF deep sea life, and strewn
with kemp. marine ferns and mosses
and shells of curious forms and colors,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07

ANAMA, Colombia, Jan. 25.--
|More than anywhere elise on the
two continents this narrow Is
thmus shows how hard and fast
the young America Of the north
is treadlng on the heals of the
older America Of the south
New" Panama, as It Is called,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1903-03-07
"HoW ARE THE MIGHTY
FALLEN"

How are the mighty fallen" Is the
thought that is uppemost In mind
when you are searching the site OF
Old Panama for traces OF ii3 former
magnincence, Historians tell us that
among lts 600 houses were many state
ly palaces. furnished and adorned with
great maRnhCence, and that beyond
the city far and wide, stretched the
plantations which supplied gardens
wherein the fair Panamains, with their
cabellerOs, were wont 10 resort I'm the
cool OF the day. There were churches
and monasteries and converts, an won
derfully rich In jeweled ornaments and
altar pieces wrought by the foremost
artists Of the time; long lines OF build
iugs used by the opulent Genoese as
market house for their slaves; and
even the kings stables, where the
beasts were Kept that carried the gold
and silver Of Peru and Mexico 10 Por-
10 BellO. FOR shipment TO Spain. were
more luxurious IN their appointments
than any of the dwellings Ia the modern
city. Today the place that was once
the brightest jewel In the Castllan
crown. where the conquest OF an empire
was planned, is a dlsmal heap Of ruins,
In the midst Of pestilenual swamp. in
habitcd only 10y snakes. iguanas and
aligaturs. Here and there a turret,
on Bit OF wall overgrOwn 10 the top
with bushes and twiuod around and
around with vines and creepers re-
mains a melancholy relic OF the past.
Northerners who have never seen It.
can form little idea of tropic mxuu-
ance boz this hot and humid atmosphere
especially after two centuries OF UNI
disturbed growth The watchtower Of
san jerome Is am example of this. II
IS in the form OF a hollow square. 100
feet high. and is said 90 have been
built six years before the old city's
destruction. 1t suu stands entire. SO
wound about and upheld by woven
vines that 30 cannot fan. though trees
and bushes grow on Cos summit whose
sturdy roots running downward. have
completely filled the inner suaco.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-06-27

(Fla.) beach, March %, 1903, he drove
the Winton "bullet'' a mile in 81 los,
the fastest mile ever made by an
American automobile The same day
he scored. 1926 is for ten miles, in
Guiding complete turn.
Louis P. Mooers was born in Mas
sachusetts and is 80 years old. He is
the daredevil par excellence of the
trio. He looks the part, too, with his
freckled face, sandy hair and scrappy
vlsage of the Terry McGovern cast.
And this same pugnacious face bears
more than one scar, betokening the
risks he has taken in driving.
Percy Owen is the Adonis of the
team. He has blue eyes, blond hair
and a well-put-up figure of medium
height. His manner is snappy. his
conversation witty and his style alto
gether typical of the up-to-date New
York boy. Owen was born at Oswe-
go, N. Y, in 1875.
Owen has been racing automobiles
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-06-27
King of Can7bodia Has Trouble
Carefully Thought 0ut Plan Please Eight Thousand W{ves
Was Not GEtterine Success-Ahcration of Photo>
graphs All That Prevented National Calamity,

The king of Cambodia has solved
the problem of how to be happy
though married. 1t is to be always in
the presence of ones wife or her
image.
1t would be more or less awkward
for the king of Cambodia- to be al
ways in the presence of his wife, as
there are 5000 of her. A man who
had 5000 wives always tagging
around him would be handicapped
When he went travelling he would
have to charter fifteen or twenty spe-
cial trains, and nobody would ever
think of inviting him to dinner. A
little stroll on a moonlight night
would be for the king of Cambodia,
if his wives we're with him, like lead
ing a St. Patrick's day parade, and
simply saying: Dear wife, may
buy you a new hat?" would awaken a
tumult of excited. shouting that would
be heard from Penang to Mandalay.
So the king of: Cambodia has content
ed himself with having all of his
5000 wives photographed and the pic
lures hung on the walls of his palace.
Needless to say, the palace walls have
quite disappeared from sight. Which
ever way the king turns he sees pic
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1903-06-27
INVITATIONS 10 THE WEDDING
Woes Of the Man Who Gets One and
l#. and What 1t Costs. S. 4: 8 +

Woes Of the Man Who Gets One and
*.... and What 1t Costs. j. s s.
A wedding invitation is practically
an admission ticket, costing $40, to
the church service; reception at the
house afterward, extra; cards to the
at home, more extra. III 81, .
When man gets an invitation
nowadays he feels as he does when
ne has been served with subpoena.
He sputters about the idiocy Of mar
rage in general, and wonders whyzin
thunder, or somewhere else where
thunder is unknown, those little fools
didn't just stand up and get married
and get it over with. Then when he
Gains down he is inveigled into max
ing an appointment with his wife at
some jewelers.. There he is met with
a bewildering array of silver trowels,
meat saws and miniature pitchforks,
which his learned wife explains to
him are fish knives, lettuce servers
and berry forks, respectively.
Then, as his eyes wander about the
store, he spies golden ball, perfor-
ated with fancy holes, and. he ven
lures the facetious remark to his wife
that they might take time by the fore
lock and send that baby's rattle
winch is met by the chilling rejoin-
der That that is a tea ball, and it is
Just the very thing: And so the man
hands over the necessary and his wife,
directs where the golden tea ball shall
be sent
The feelings of a strong, healthy
man being required to attach his card
to a dinky. tea ball and send it to a
young couple as a mark of his good
wishes fail either of expression or de-
riptiOn.-Insurance Press.