Douglas Island news., 1903-12-02

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 promises to spare no pains in giving
 satisfaction. Baths in connection.
 Townsman George Riedi had the mis-
 fortune to fall last Wednesday even-
 ing while walking on the wharf. At first he felt no special alarm, but soon his hip began to give him pain, and it was
 found he had ruptured an artery. After four or five days enforced quietude, Bro. Riedi is around again.
 W. s. Baily, P. O. True, Texas, writes: My wife had been suffering five years with paralysis in her arm, when l was persuaded to use Ballard's Snow Lini- ment, which cured her all right. have also used it for old sores, frostbites and skin eruptions. It does the work" 25c, soc, Sl.OO. For sale at J. Heubner's drug store.
 Services at the M. E. church next Sunday as follows: Preaching at Il o'clock, "The Christian Fruitful Tree" also evening service at So'clock. Theme: Sleeping People Never See" Sunday school at close of morning service. All not worshipping same hour elsewhere, cordially invited to all the services.
 LII. PEDERsEN, Pastor.
 The news comes to us that Mir. l. D. Carpenter E.s resigned his position as Superintendent of Construction at Treadwell, and will remove to Califor- mia with his family. We are sorry to see such an excellent family leave the Island. During their residence here they have been prominent in church and social functions and they will be greatly missed.
 The Ladies Aid Society of the Swed- ish Evangelical Lutheran Mission, will hold a Church Social next Friday evening at o'clock at the Finn Hall, for the benefit of the mission work. A fine little program suitable for the occasion. At the end of the program refreshments will be served. Admission free. Scandinavians and all are most cordially invited and welcome.
 The following is doubtless authentic as a number of newspapers have pub lished it: "Dear Mis-, You writ me about whipping Sammy. l hereby give you permission to beet him up eny time it is necessary to learn him lesens. He is juste like his father-you have to learn him with clubb. Pound nolege into him. 1 want him to get it, and don't pay no atenshion to what his father says. I'll handle him."
 Last Monday evening Miss Annie Me- Cormick entertained few young folks at her home at the Mexican. Cards, music, games and tasty lunch served to make the evening go only too swiftly and all united in voting the young lady a charming hostess and the evening delightfully."- spent. Those present were the Misses Mildred Powell, Annie and Minnie Museth and Annie Mccormick; Messrs. Philip McKanna, Carl Brick son, Jack Henson and Ed. Mccormick.
 Some paper printed an item to the effect that man in it's town who had been married thirty years still kisses his wife when he leaves home. A score of papers hastened to announce that their town can beat that record. Sev- erance has a man married thirty y-tive years who kisses his neighbor's wife every time the neighbor leaves home. White Cloud thinks she has them all beat with man who has been married . forty years who not only kisses his wife when he leaves home but kisses the hired girl when his wife leaves 
 "Sometime, somewhere, somehow somebody may come to me and un- selfshly commend me for something l have said or done, but 1 do not expect it." says Bent Murdoek in the Eldorado Repu blican. "On the other hand, expect to go on to the end lodging swipes, edging away from ill-mannered and in other ways trying to avoid as many of the rasping things of life as possible, trusting that when peace finally comes nobody will take the trouble to throw stones at the vehicle that is hired to haul me to the 
 The mask ball given at Natatorium hall last Wednesday evening was very and successful affair in every