The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1903-02-27
THOUGHT LITTLE OF LOVE
DisraelPs Views on Marriage Some.
what Unconventional.

what Unconventional.
Disraeli afterward Lord Beacons.
field, wrote to his sister when he was
young man: by the by. would you
like Lady 2 for a sister-in-law-
very clever, G25,000, and domestic?
AS for love all my friends who mar
ried for love and beauty either beat
their wives or live apart from them.
This is literally the case. may COM
NIT many follies in life, but I never
intend to marry for love which l am
sure is a guaranty of infeliclty." With
in four years Disraeli had married. not
Lady 2, but the rich widow Of
Wyndham Lewis, of whom he had
written on meeting her for the first
time: "A pretty little woman. a fiirt
and a rattle; indeed, gifted with a vol
utility should think unequaled and of
which | can convey no idea. She told
me that she liked silent, melancholy
men, answered that had no doubt
of it."
In Tight Fix.
Clarence O'Brien. Familiarity known
to his convives in New York society as
Paddy the Pig" was locked up in
the station house in the Ten
derloin district a few days ago
for some little indiscretion. His
normal weight Is 400 pounds. and
he could barely squeeze through the
door of the cell. Since then he has
gained twenty pounds and neither a
writ ~ hohaao corpuo NOR a hIo,lr ocd
tackle can get him through the cell
door again. Capt. Walsh is greatly
perplexed by the situation and is about
enlisting the services of a wrecking
company to provide way out.
Living Up to Principles.
| Once when inviting guest to Lam.
beth palace DR.. Temple, the late arch
bishop of Canterbury, is said to have
told him: You know my principles !;
you will find nothing but water on my
dinner table; but my servants have
orders to see that wine Is placed in
your bedroom In due course the
visit was returned and the host said
to Or. Temple: 81 know your princi.
pies. My servants have orders to
offer you no wine at dinner; but you
will find plenty Of water in your bed
ROOM"
Easy. to Overcome.
| When young Mr.. Armstrong was
appointed an assistant secretary of
the treasury by Mr.. Shaw there was
great commotion among older aspir-
ants for the position. A friend Of one
of those men said to Secretary Shaw:
"Of course, Mr.. Armstrong Is all
right, Mr.. Secretary, but isn't he just
a little young?" Mr.. Shaw replied
with q Quizzical look: "Well, maybe
he Is. but then give him time and he'll
get over that all right"
A Logical Deduction.
A witness In the Superior court q
few days ago gave new reason fol
his assertion that man had been
drinking. He said the man to whom
he referred was not drunk, but he be
lieved he had couple of drinks
Pressed by counsel to give his rea
son for such an assertion, he replied:
Well, 1t was about IL o'clock a
night I saw him and think any mar
who is out that late at night mus
have had a couple of drinks. "-Phila
delphia Ledger.
Ethics of Sham Battles.
A Canadian paper tells this story
It was during a sham fight between
two volunteer corps. One Of the op
posing forces was retreating before
the other. Sergeant.major TO cap
tain)-"We are going too far ava!
! from the railway station, sir-if W,
retreat any more Wen never get bacl
in time to catch the train" Captain
, How absurd Of the colonel to driv
: us so far! Orderly, run over to tn
! officer in charge of the enemy and AS
! him, with my compliments. II he vii
) please retreat toward the railway sta
! ton"
Good Story on "5lii" Nye.
. Nate Salisbury and Bill" Nye wer
great friends. When the humoris
first engaged in newspaper work
this city, and took house on State
Island, the Snowman went to Dime
n with him. Nye exploded some me-
stories, and Salisbury, turning to h!
hosts little girl, said
Very clever papa you've got, m
o dear"
YES" responded the demure litt
miss, when there's company"
Worse Than Bigamy.
N Judge Charles Truax has visitin
3 him Tor the holiday season venerab
female relative from UP in Connect
Il cut. says the New York Times. I'll
Y other evening he remarked: do yo
10 think that Congressman-elect Rec
% Smoot, the Mormon apostle, is gull
II of bigamy, Aunt delissa?"
70 "Bigamy!" calculated the aunt IF
70 is guilty Of trigonometry at least"