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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

Warts.-II0ld the hands in hot mus
tard water a few minutes, then pour a
teaspoonful of glycerine on the wet
palms and rub the palms over the
warty surface of the other hand. dry
gently and put on an old pair of kid
gloves from which the tips of the fin
gers have been removed. Another
quick remedy is 10 soak the warts till
softened and rub on dry salamoniac
once or twice daily.
Articular Rheumatism.-The latest
idea of treating rheumatism is by
means of lemon juice. The method con-
sists in swallowing the juice of one
lemon the first day, of two the second
and so on progressively up to twenty
1--WE lemons. When this limit is reached
the number of lemons is progressively
diminished. In some cases the patient
may be able to drop the treatment ut
three lemons. In another cure NAV be
affected at twenty-five lemons so com
pietely and so persistentIy that ut the,
end of ten months the patient has no
49, " IN ttt9 lOilSlI III ulaS
have suffered periodically every month.
Tumors.-A new III fL0d for treating
tumorS is by the use = boiling water
with a syringe having metal cylinder
and adjustable piston. with needles of
varying size. Using the ordinary as
cepti" precautions, water is taken
directly from the cauldron and injected
into the substance of the tumor. The
water must be from 100 to PIP degrees
Fahrenheit or even higher. The water
should be hot enough to coagulate the
blood and the albuminoids of the it's
sues Immediately Ii should not he
forced in so extremely hot and undo"
such pressure as to scald and produce
a necrosis of the skin. During the
treatment the patient is put under the
influence of narcotics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

There was an freshman who after
reaching America was full of homesick
brag, iii which nothing in America even
approached things of similar variety
In Ireland. In speaking of the bees of
the ould sod he grew especially roseate
ana said
why. the baze in that counthtry is
twice as big as in this, bedade In
dade, they're bigger than that-they're
as big as the sheep We have in this coun-
thry"
Bees ms big as sheep" said his in
crcdulous listener. why. what kind
of hives do they have to keep them in?''
mo bigger than the ones in this coun-
thry" was the reply.
Then how do the bees get into the
hives%" he was asked.
well" replied the Irishman, that's
their own lookout"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04
An Autograph Copy.

The man who undertook to cross the
continent "on the hurricane deck of a
donkey and earn his expenses as he
went, was sure 10 have experiences
worth something to himself if not TO
any one else. He had photographs
made Of himself and the donkey. These
he sold for twenty-five cents each. AT
lonkers his purse was light, and his
bills were heavy
l resolved to rise ut dawn and sell
enough pictures to pay my bills. If
l had to sell them at cost. l set 70
work. by one O'Clock had visited
every shop, store and Chinese laundry.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04
Snow Mushrooms.

The curious formations known as
''snow mushrooms" reach extraordinary
development near Glacier House, in the
mountains OF British Columbia. At this
place the tree trunks have the most IA
yorable diameter, the stumps are always
left several feet high and the snowfalls
are usually damp, occurring at about 80
degrees Fahrenheit. DIR. Vaughan Cor
niSh reports that ON his visit in Febru-
airy. 1901, when the snow was five feel
deep. he saw one stump = feet in diane
ter with a cap 8 feet across, and brok-
en- tree 4 feet through with snowcap
- feet across. 1t is estimated that these
snowcaps must often weigh a ton; they
are symmetrically rounded. and they are
so solidly frozen as to be not easily brok-
en.-American Inventor.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

aud was talking hoarsely to a corner
grocer. who sat on Il keg of mackerel
Sampiing Limherger cheese. l offered
picture for fifteen cents, but the ne
duction in price did not interest him.
Il want not a picture at any price,
he declared.
lack fifteen cents Of the amount of
my Motel BILL | urged. Il am in dire
straits"
Ills reply was weak. but the cheese
was strong enough to help him out.
My mental magazine had but single
charge left, and | fired that.
Isn't il worth fifteen cents to know
fool when YOU see oner"
le-e-t-s, | dink it Ces.' answered the
man. ''and eef you will write it on the
picture, | buy him"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04
SUI lana WAS A DEATH
TRAP FOR UNION sol DlERS.

More United States soldiers lost their
lives i'm the burning of the Sultana
than Were lost during the entire Span
ish-American war. The Inflated Mis-
sissippi river packet, toward the close
of the Civil War. was making regular
trips between st. Louis and New Or
leans. She left the latter port on April
81. 1860, and at VickSburg took on
board 1000 union soldiers that had
just been released from the rebel pri-
sons at Cahawba. Andersonville and
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04
LONG AGO.

/ once knew all the birds that came
and nestled in our orchard trees;
For every flower | had name
My friends were woodchucks, toads
and bees:
I knew where thrived in yonder glen
What plants would soothe stone
bruised toe
oh. ! was very learned then
But that was very long ago.
l knew the spot upon the hill
Where the chec'serberries could Dc
found;
| knew the rushes near the mill,
Where pickerel lay that weighed =
pound!
| knew the wood-the very tree
Where lived the poaching. sauey crow,
And all the woods and crows knew me
But that was very long ago.
And, pining for the joys Of youth,
| tread the old familiar spot,
Only to learn the solemn truth
have forgotten, am forgot.
Yet here's this youngster Mt my knee
Knows all the things l used to know;
TO think | once was wise rs he
But that was very long ago.
| know it's folly to complain
OF whatsoever the Fates decree;
Yet, were not wishes all in vain,
tell you what my wish should be;
I'd wish to be a boy again,
Back with the friends | used TO know !;
For | was oh. so happy then
But that was very long ago.
Eugene Field.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04
Easily ENnlainnii.

SO many quick retorts are ascribed to
the ''Autocrat of the Breakfast Table"
that it sometimes seems as if the witty
poet could scarcely have taken time TO
eat or sleep. The last reply is quoted
by man 10 whom ii was made only IA
few months before the death of Doctor
Holmes.
The talk between the two men had
fallen on the subject of age.
You're five years my Junior" said
Doctor Holmes, but l believe l don't
envy you"
Il can't see why yor should" said his
friend. You carry Your years much
more lightly than | do mine"
That's natural" said the autocrat.
I've had five years more practice"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04
LEMON JUICE AS a BAcTERIcDE.
| The Boom is Now on for Lemons as a
Disease Preventive.

The daily press is just now much inter
ested in exploiting statement from DIR.
Asa Ferguson Of London that lemon
juice kills the typhoid bacillus in drink
ing water. Although it has long been
known that citric acid is q powerful
germicide, DIR. Ferguson is apparently
the first one TO pOpularize lemonade on
such a basis. The wholesome and eff
fective manner in which a teaspoonful OF
lemon juice will destroy the pathogenic
micro-organisms in a glass of water is
certainly astonishing, if not spectacular.
1t IS from both of these points of view
that the experiment appeals to the pub
lie. The Chicago board of health haStens,
IN its disinterested and public spirited
way, to confirm the conclusion, and the
boom is launched accordingly. Some
thing more than this confirmation will be
needed by the profession before the
adaptability of this wonderful discovery
can be demonstrated. If in the end,
however, it can be proven that lemon
juice or citric acid can do all that has
been promised, DIR. Ferguson will deserve
all due credit for practically applying a
new principle of typhoid prevention. In
the meantime it may be somewhat COM
forting for the people to believe that they
are protected from infection by the use
Of this new drink, but Il is hardly fair
to encourage them to feel any safety
against the infected oyster merely be-
cause n few drops of lemon juice are
sprinkled over its surface.-Medical Rec
ord
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

as an authoress of talent and for the
active interest she took in all matters
of politics. Recently her attention was
attracted to the seriousness of affairs
among q certain class of workmen,
caused by lead poisoning in potteries.
She promptly set out to remedy the
evil and has caused a government in
vestigation The duchess is the daugh-
ter of the third Earl of Rosslyn.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04
Rivals in Misfortune.

People are very often proud of the
properties TO which they are heirs. but
surely few landed estates are so vaunt-
cd, few castles are so boosted about as
are the ills to which the flesh is heir to.
Human nature fairly reves in its mis-
fortunes. And this revelry leads TO riy-
airy and to many complications. None is
SO proud, none is so jealous, as your trav-
cling invalid.-Queen.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

CuuESe leI Oh kluDeyS out or Ofuer.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure all kidney
Ills from common backache to danger
Gus diabetes.
A. T. Ritenour, owner of the wood
yard at 125 East Cork street, Winches-
ter, Va, says: Ever since l had la
grippe | have been sufferer from kid
ney troubles, which made themselves
apparent in racking pains through the
region of the kidneys and across the
small Of my back The pains were al
ways severe, and sometimes so sharp
and biting that they compelled me TO
take to my bed. The kidney secretions
furnished further evidence of disorder
They were off color, irregular and pain
full of passage. Added to this there
was an annoying weakness. The news
paper advertisements of Doan's Kidney
Pills attracted my attention, and | pro-
cured a box OF that remedy at Franck
Baker & Sons drug store. The relief
| experienced was magical. The pills
lifted me from my bed Of sickness,
placed me on my feet, and made me
we'll man. l can work as well as ever
Doan's Kidney Pills, believe, saved
my life. They are great remedy to
stop kidney troubles resulting from
colds"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr.. Rite
nour will be mailed to any part of the
United States on application. Address
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, n. Y. For
sale by all druggists, price 90 cents per
box.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

Tess-Oh. yes, l fell pretty sure of
aim. l rejected him when he propos-
I'd first because l was positive he'd
try again.
Jess-And you We're right, He did
Try again and l accepted him-Phila-
ielphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

wife? No, no, my dcar"' as Nan in
dignantly tried TO get away, Il know
you love me now, and you can't put me
Off any longer"
"Well-perhaps | do" said Nan. as
she raised her April face to receive his
first kiss.-lndianapolis sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04
THIS DUCHESS A SOCIALIST.

Wife of the Duke of Sutherland Prom
inent in Reform Movement.
Attention has recently been attracted
to the Duchess of Sutherland by the
fact that she has identified herself with
the Socialist propaganda i'll England
The duchess has long been prominent
as a social reformer, has been noted
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

During a lull in his duties as a col
lecting agent the Kaiser has turned his
attention to domestic science, and ex-
PEELED from the royal palace all the pet
animals and birds. His royal highness
surmised that they might entertain mi
Globes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04
The Real Condition.

The teacher of grammar aud rhetoric
wrote Il sentence on the blackboard,
and then called upon William.
John can ride the horse if he wants
to- read the teacher "Rewrite the
sentence in another FORM"
William surveyed it obviously for a
moment; then a flash Of inspiration
showed him his path
John can ride the horse if the horse
wants him TO, he wrote.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

Pleasant old gentleman-Have YOU
lived here all your life, my little man?
Arthur Jagged 6lNot yet.--Lippin-
soUt'S.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

4 woman doesn't consider that her
pastor does his duty unless he asks her
every time he sees her If they are all
we'll at home.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

Three shillings per word is to be the
charge for cable messages between Eng
land and Australasia via the Pacific.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

AAANA NaDH
Moth ng W i'll
LAY you up"
play you out"
put you to bed
quicker than Il
kid Il ey cold.
Thousands e e !
the first effect Of
colds in the kid
neys; backache,
rheumatic pains,
nary disorders.
'tention Of the III
infrequent and
frequent urinary
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

Many women ana doctors do
not recognize the real symptoms
of arrangement of the female
organs until too late.
IT had terrible pains along nv
spinal cord for two years and suffered
dreadfully. 1swas given different
medicines, swofe plasters; none of
These things helped me. Reading of
the cures that Lydia T.. Pinkkam's
Vegetable Compound has brought
about, ! somehow felt that it was
what needed and bought bottle to
take How glad / am that did so !:
two bottles brought me immense re-
lief, and after using thzeo bottles more
l felt new life and blood surging
through my veins. It seemed as
though there had been a regular house
cleaning through my system, that all
the sickness and poison had been taken
out and new life given me instead. /
have advised dozens Of my friends to use
Lydia f.. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Good health is ndia-
pensable to complete happiness and
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has secured this to me-"
-MEs. LAURA L. BRENER, Crown
Point, Indiana, Secretary Ladies Relief
Corps. $4,000 forfeit Y srfstssi Of sbsVs tstts'
prsUisG ssaEiRsSsss eaHHot DO sF0fHes9.
Every sick woman who does not
understand her ailnent should
write Mrs. Pinlkham, Lynn,
Mass. Her advice Is free and
always helpful.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1903-04-04

Heaven hasn't time to help the man
who Is a victim of that tired telling.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27
new STATIONERY FIRM.
Superintendent Burke Buys In Station
cry Business With F. A. Shaw
at Store on First Street.

deal whereby superintendent
f. M. Burke of the Walla Walla schools
acquires the interest of Gilbert John
son in the stationery store of Johnson
and Shaw, at No. l First street, was
made yesterday. The store is closed
today for the purpose of taking an in
voice of the stock. The firm name will
be known hereafter as Shaw and
Burke. Mr.. Shaw, who has had years
of experience in the stationery bust
ness with wholesale and retail eStab-
lishments, will be the manager of the
store. 1t is the intention of the new
firm to add materially. to the present
stock, several new lines to be put in.
superintendent Burke will continue
in his capacity as superintendent of
the public schools for the remainder of
the year, after which he expects to de-
vote his future time to his new VEN
ture. Mr.. Johnson retired from bust
ness for the purpose of completing a
course at Whitman college.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27
PERSONAL MENTION.

Albert S. Goss, the mill man Of La
mar is in the city.
Walla Walla yesterday
James Medley is in the city from
the Prescott neighborhood.
James Bassett, a merchant at Free
water, was in the city today.
Samuel w. Miller, merchant Of
Milton, was in the city today.
C. E. Tilson, a prominent business
man of Weston was in the city today.
B. A. Guthridge has gone to Seat
tie and Tacoma, to visit with relatives
and friends.
G. A. Taylor, secretary of the
Observation-Disclosures company, is in
the city from Portland.
Fred Stapf, of the o. R. & N. bridge
construction department, was in the
city yesterday.
George ]. Reading and wife of Santa
Rosa, California, are in the city visit
ing friends.
County Commissioner Edward Corn
we'll and wife spent Thanksgiving day
in Walla Walla in visiting their
daughter, Mrs. James j. Huffman.
Oren Miller, a former Walla Walla
boy, was in the city yesterday, having
accompanied the Pullman foot ball
team.
Miss Irene Lamb, Miss Hazel Coff-
man, Miss Celia Moore and Miss Olive
Adkins, of Milton, were in the city yes
terday to witness the football game.
E. D. Wheeler of Cincinnati is in the
city to visit his brother, O. n. Wheel
er, of Prescott, who at the present time
is receiving treatment at the Walla
Walla hospital.
Charles Bourgeois, who has been
visiting his brothers near Walla Wal
la several weeks, leaves tonight for
his home in St. Louis. The brothers
had not met for twenty eight years.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27

County Health Officer Stiles maze
a trip to Dixie this morning.
County Health Officer Stiles Reports
several cases of scarletina in Dixie.
F. s. Dryden, superintendent or the
state penitentiary, is reported Ill with
throat trouble.
Street Commissioner Champion. is
covering Fourth street with graVel
from Birch to Stahl avenue.
A. W. Sweeney is reported TO pc
seriously i'll at the residence of his SON.
Samuel B. Sweeney, in this city.
Robert Nelson of TOuchet was re-
reived at the Walla Walla hospital
yesterday suffering from spinal trouble.
The Epworth league gave a pleasant
surprise party to the family of b. r.
Group in this city Wednesday even
ing.
The three year old son of John Mon
roe was received at the Walla Walla
hospital this morning suffering from
typhoid fever.
1t is rumored that the authorities of
the Walla Walla college are having
a difficult time maintaining quar-
antine in the college against scarlet
tina.
In appreciati ton of the Thanksgiving
patronage, c.. Robertson of the Walla
Walla poultry market gave away one
hundred fat rabbits on Thanksgiving
morning to his patrons.
County Clerk Hauerbach has been
notified by the superintendent of the
asylum at Medical Lake that James
Swift, who was sent to that institu-
ton February Z, 1894, had recovered
While performing on a trapeZe bar
at the Walla Walla Athletic club S
apartments on Alder street Tuesday
evening" Will Coleman fell and suf-
fered bad flesh wound in the back
of his head.
John Lichtenberger, of this city, died
yesterday mOnring al the Walla WalA
hospital. Deceased was "a years OF
age and leaves a wife. The remains
We're received at the Cookery under
taking parlors and the funeral occurred
one o'clock today, Rev. Wentsch Of
floating.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27
TWO INSANE PERSONS.
Mrs. Mary Galloway and Alexande
Clancy Are Adjudged to be
Crazy.

Mrs. Mary Galloway, aged 25 years
a resident of Krupp, Washington, was
adjudged insane this morning in the
superior court. She imagines that ev-
eryone is trying to injure her and has
habit of wandering away from home
At times she becomes very violent and
several times has attempted to injure
the members of her family.
Alexander Clancy, who says that
there are hundreds of soldiers after
him with guns and that they have at
tempted to kill him, was also adjudged
insane. He is a single man of the
age of 81 years.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27
An Establishments Joke.

c. B. Woods is superintendent of
construction of the beautiful British
pavilion at the Worlds Fair, which
is a reproduction of the Orangery at
Kensington Palace. He is a London
er, born and bred, but he enjoys a
joke as keenly as any Yankee. While
the building was growing Mr.. Woods
was often approached by visitors who
inquired what the structure was. His
reply was invariably couched in the
politest language, but when he saw a
chance to perpetuate a joke he did
not hesitate, even though the laugh
was on the English. When Mr..
Woods is now asked the question he
points to a large sign board, on
which is painted in large letters the
legend. The British Building t
You Know
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27
At The State,

b. w. Hughes, Washtucna.
James Bassett, Freewater.
}. R. Brooks, Spokane.
Miss M. West, Spangle.
+. ID. Wheeler, Sprinfield, o.
d. w. Miller, Waitsburg.
Otis c. Ingle, Milton.
&. c. Hill, Pendleton.
At The Palace.
Mrs. c. Brauner and son, Modale, Ia
F. c. Staau, city.
Frank Smoote, city.
H. F. Raymond, city.
j. c. Chatter, city.
D. Callahan, city.
j. Guth, city.
Roy Smith, Waitsburg.
Sam Ingle, Milton.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27
HORSE SHOE RESTAURANT.

Tefft and butcher, experienced res
talrant men of this city have pur-
chased the new Horseshoe restaurant
in the rear of SchWartzS liquor store
and have closed the place for a few
days to make decided improvements
The kitchen and dining room will be
completely renovated and fitted up
The new firm expects to open up Mon
day or Tuesday.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27
AT THE HOTELS.
At he Dacres.

n. SaheS New York.
llr. Sachs. Jr. Reading Penn.
J. J. Emiss-r, san Francisco.
\. Oppenheimer, San Francisco.
G. \. Taylor, Portland.
T. :. Hart St. Louis.
F. :. Poole, Portland.
Irene Lamb, Milton.
Haze. CoMman. Milton.
Celia Moore. Milton.
Olive Adkins, Milton.
Frank \. Johnson. Louisville.
f. K. Allen, Milwaukee.
L. F. Thid.
j. E. Cook and wife. Seattle.
q. N. Gulmandson, Tacoma.
J. A. Woodin. La Grande.
James Ramage. Santa Rosa.
H. f. Booth, Chicago.
Sato Lincoln
c. F. Tusou. Weston.
{. b. Williams. Weston.
Ge"- }. Reading and wife, Santa Rost
ii. j. Shelton, San Francisco.
h,s}ey f. Hayes. Baltimore.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27
A SUGGESTION to the Public.

When a person claiming to be an
Osteopath locates in your city and
you desire his services, first learn
whether he holds a diploma from a
reputable college Of osteopathy. TINS
information will be cheerfully furnish
ed to inquirers by DR.. Irene HARDWOOD
Ellis, No. LA, Huntington avenue,
Boston. Mass, secretary OF the Ameri-
can Osteopathic association. This
suggestion is made in the interest of
geneuine osteopathy. Not every man
who calls himself an osteopath is an
osteopath. Numerous ignorant and
unprincipled takers who pretend to
be osteopaths are abroad in the land
See that you are not imposed upon.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27

Husband-What does it matter how
knowf1 is only skin deep, and Wife
And 1 really would like to make mine
sealskln deep just for once.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27

Ethel can't decide which of them
to accept. Kate-Why, that ought to
be easy. Ethel know, but you see,
Jack always gives me roses, and Reg
gle always gives me violets, and the
florist tells me they cost exactly the
same price.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27

Socrates was slipping the hem!ock
It's pretty bad he acknowledged,
but think what l have escaped.
might have been invited to a pink tea
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27
SERGEANT Smith Dangerously III.

Sergeant J. c. Smith, the Well-knoWn
pioneer farmer residing on Dry Creek
north of Walla Walla, suffered
stroke of paralysis Monday morning
The attending physician reports MS
condition as being dangerous.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1903-11-27

Died, November %, the intact son of
H. A Anschbach Of TOuchet. aged 10
months. The funeral occurred at the
residence at Touchet at 10 o'clock this
morning.