The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1903-08-03

/ nov come 10 us the hours Hnen
The small boy tries to work US
For coin which he expects to drop
In the cash box at the circus.
Reasoning from the success that had
attended visiting teams i'm Salt Lake
! we figured that cur team. which is
/ visiting now. would win a majority
OF its games on the northern trip, but
! we are forced reluctantly to conclude
that reversal of form has taken
place.
No matter what the figures may
show, we refuse to believe the school
BOARD VIII have a neat surplus az
the end of the fiscal year until we see
the money.
Although Mr.. Hill has won the first
round of the Northern Securities battle.
Governor Van SAINT merely asks for
another pull at the water bottle and
says he will win the mill yet.
II the Salt Lake woman who under
TOOK to abolish bedbugs With a light
eo candle had previously saturated the
bed with kerosene, she might have
burned the whole house instead of
merely the contents OF the bedroom
and thus have got rid of the mice as
well as the bedbugs.
When the milkman advises wrap
ping milk in wet sacks, we naturally
lhInk of the pump and our suspicious
are aroused.
Park City people should not be dis
couraSed over the case OF their way
ward youth" The fact THAT he has
served term in the peni.entiary and
Is now merely putting in a Jail SEN
ter.
Richfeld has perfected a volunteer
hre department, has a newRTater
works system, and will not be4happy
until it has a frst-class fire.
Congressman-elect Baker Of Brook
Ign has refused to accept railroad
passes. After he has been Congress
man Baker for while he will not be
so foolish.
Those having in charge the arrange
ments for the kings presentation Of
oolors to two Irish regiments were
place at the race track, so that the
king would feel right at home.
The adding Of twenty minutes to the
days study in the higher grades of
the schools viii likely have a ten
dency 10 Keep children in the lower
grades.
The announcement that there is to
be established in Utah a branch of the
Archaeological Institute Of America is
glad news, indeed. 1t is something that
has long been needed here. and its
work, If prosecuted thoroughly. as no
doubt it viii be, will result i'm the Sc
curing of much useful information. Foc
instance, it will settle definitely for
all time Just when the custom of an
nual school deficits began. something
that has as yet not been determined.
It will also fix the date when appoint
ments OF the mayor We're unanimously
concurred in by the council. There can
be no doubt but that at one time this
was the rule, ages ago, but the time
IS not recorded in modern history The
exact date when there WAS no water
shortage may be disclosed by the in
Vestigators. Traces OF "compromise
point" in Utah lake Will no doubt be
discovered. The time when the Great
salt lake was not doomed" might be
ascertained, to say nothing Of fixing
the day when smallpox was stamped
out" The relatives and companions
of the lake monster. may be exDect- !
- i
that their friend is still doing business
on an island in the great island sea.
The year when the Salt Lake baseball
club won the pennant will be learned
as wen as the epoch when we had
gOod horse races run on the square
The beginning of the salt Lake bouI-
eVard IDEA viii be fixed. The davs
when Utah Indians were -noble-mind-
ed, high-spirited generous saYages"
VIII no longer be lost i'm obscuritv nor
viii the time when the Opening OF
the reservation was a matter of a few
weeks be ShrOuded In mystery. and
we may confidently look for the reIo-
calion OF the Lost Mine of the Vim
tahS. The political school whence
sprang Pussy Jimmy" and his CO.
horts, with all its splendid methods.
no doubt has its records concealed
somewhere among the cliffs of Utah.
The personnel of the last grand iurv
thai made thorough investiga ton of
conditions in salt Lake county may be
made known to US. Mrs. Hodges orig
lnal story of the killing Of RYAN will
probably be recalled to mind. The
law governing the tax levy will be
round and construed The time when
there was "A dry Sunday in Salt Lake I
VIII be misty tradition no more. The !
man Who planted the first potatoes in /
Utah will be divided until he becomes
but one human being. The period whom /
All the prospects turned out to be |
mines VIII be recorded in the books |
lI the institute In fact there is no
limit to the valuable informa ton the /
institute will be able to gather in Utah. 1
It IS something we have long neeled. 1
ana its establishment here win be well /
,omed by all lovers of truth. A vast I
ield is opened here for the prosecution i
IF its researches. and all citizens Of 4
he state should aid the endeavors of !
ne investigators in every possible way.
The announcement b. an expert that \
he hair of the head grows faster in 4
summer than in winter viii tend To-
make many people better satisfied with /
his hot weather.
An English mayor has divided his
alary between the poor and the town
'and and the people there have not vet
lecided whether he is a public beEe-
actor.
Every alderman in the country as
veil as many others, has an ind.rec;
PERSONAL interest in the agitation now
,oing on in Sweden to subject men
.hove certain stared sirth to 4 tax.
The idea may spread across the water
nd all fat men should take warning
n time.
When we consider that there are I
early 10000 known medical remedies it
5 not hard TO understand why the
eath rate is so high.
SECRET OF HIS SUCCESS.
CSew York Tribune)