The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1903-11-07

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ball? Her Escort-'No; there oughtnt
to be more than eleven of them. any
way--Chicago Tribune
asked the manager. It's horse play, if
that's what you mean. Cincinnati
Commercial-Tribune-
Sportsman (wishing for fresh fields to
conquer)-.I should like to try my hand
at big game" Fair Ignoramus-''Yes, 1
suppose you find it very hard to hit
these little birds!"-Punch-
Mr. Jones-'tSee here! This horse you
sold me runs up on the sidewalk every
time he sees an auto" Horse Dealer
We'll, you don't expect fifty dollar
horse to run up a telegraph pole or
climb a tree do ?"-Judge.
Old Jones-f hope that young fellow
is thrifty Mollie. Every young man
should save quarter of his salary
every week. Mollie Jones-Oh, Algy
does better than that. papa: some
weeks he saves half a dollari-Puck.
Mrs. Nexdore-I guess you heard my
daughter practicing today. The music
lessons by the quarter. Mrs. Pepprey
Indeed? 1 thought it was by the
pound.-Philadelphia Press.
At the China Shop.-Superintenden
we are likely to have brisk sale of
chinaware this year, Mr.. Tiler. Floor
Walker-What makes you think that?
Superintendent see it stated that
long flowing sleeves are coming into
fashion.-Boston Transcript
81 thought your wife's name was Eliz-
abeth?''
80 it isl
Then why do you call her Peggy?'
'Short for Pegasa.'
What has that to do with it?''
why, Pegasa is feminine for Pc
gasus.''
.Wen?"
''Well, Pegasus is an immortal steed."
What of that?'
"'Sh. Not so loud She's in the next
room You see an immortal steed is an
everlasting nag. and there you are
TitBits.
Dat wuz mighty poor comfort dey
give Br'er Thomas on his sick bed said
Brother Dickey
What dey tell him?''
Preacher toll him dey wuz a bright
prospect ahead of him.
En- what he say ter dat2'
''Tor EN- dat what wuz a-worryin' er
hint wuz SO bright it wuz blazin' p
Atlanta Constitution.
1.-The reason why SO many people go
into politics. remarks the editor of the
Crowtown Eagle, in accord with his we'll
known bilious disposition, lis that it's a
heap easier to raise a point of order
than to raise a crop of corn New Or
leans TimeS-Democrat.
They seem to live very happily to-
gether.''
Yes. Neither understands the other,
but both think they do.''-San Francisco
Bulletin.
City Editor-See here, You say the
mass meeting was attended by 'men of
every walk in life 1t was a meeting of
main line commuters exclusively, wasn't
it?
Reporter-Yes, to protest against the
poor train service.
City Editor-Then walk in life
doesn't go. All commuters have to run.
Philadelphia Press.
They were hunting chestnuts.
Dear me- said the pretty girl, lit is
chilly. I wish I had something around
me-
TIL let you have my coat" spoke up
the gallant young man. Perhaps just
the sleeve would do
And then even the dogwood leaves
turned red.-Chicago News.
Mr.. Nozzleton." she said. IF you try
to hug and kiss me again. I shall call
papa
Where is your father?'' he asked
Hes in the Yellowstone Park, and
will be beyond mail or Geographic COM
munication for three weeks. Chicago
Record Herald.
DO you think that the automobile
will cause the extinction of the horse?'
mot unless the horse persists in get
ting in the way" answered the chauf-
feur.-Washington Star.
that Mrs scaddieleigh's enbonpoint IS
rather getting the better of her lately?"
us it % her hostess asked. Il knew she
was a steady golf player, but I didn't
games Josiah thinks it would be more %
her credit if she looked after her children
a little now and then. Chicago Record
Herald
1.-The old lady-ll give you hail Columbia
for betting on a horse race
No, she won't! This time won."-At-
lanta Constitution.