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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-12-08

With ten per cent Topped on their
wages and with evrything they are
compelled to purchase going higher
an the time. the nm operatives Of
Rhede Island don't seem to be getting
any share at AN Of the sgreat wave
Of prosperity" Republican orators ara
SO fond Of talking about. Some Of
those operatives are going to come
pretty close to starving before this
winter is over.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-12-08
CarsC i City, Nevada
DIRECTORS.

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-12-08

can all do as they like and think as
they please.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1903-12-08
lil!!IlllIllnIllili

When Roberts, the polygamous re-
preventative from Utah was about to
take his seat, a howl went up and
now there is another one in relation
to Smoot from the same locality.
Both seem to havchad more wives than
contemplated by the law. yet it is
noteworthy to observe that tbs oppo-
sition comes as rule from the politt
cal opponents of these gentlemen. This
seems to settle the proposition that a
polygamous member of Congress is
not opposed for his morals but for his
politics.
sd
s The President is making grand
stand play Of indignation over the pos
tai frauds. but he really never. lashei
himself into a frenzy until his friend,
Perry Heath, was beyond the reach
Of the law by the statutes Of limita-
ton.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28
TOURS TO HE PACIFIC COAST,
Via Pennsylvania Railroad, Account
PreSby terrain General Assembly.

For the General Assembly of the Pres
hytcrian Church, ut Los Angeles, Cali
fornia. May DIST to June 2nd, the Penn
Sylvania Railroad Company will run
three pcrSonally-conducted tours to Los
Angeles and the Pacific Coast. These
tours will leave New York and Philadel-
phia, May 18th and 18th. Tour No. l,
covering twenty -four days, S134.50 from
New York; $132.15 from Philadelphia.
Tour No. ,, covering forty-three days, in
GLIDING Yellowstone Park. $3.50 from
New York and S25l.25 from Philadel-
phia. Tour No. 3, covering thirty days,
including Grand Canyon of Arizona, $3.50
from New York and S156.T5 from Phila-
delphia. Proportionate rates from other
points. Arrangements may be made to
return independently on Tours No. and
No 3.
Special Pullman trains will be used,
and the services of tourist agent. chap
eron, baggage master, and official steno-
grapher will be provided on each train.
For itinerary giving rates and full in
formation apply to Tourist Agent. 263
Fifth Avenue, New York City, or Geo.
w. Boyd, Assistant General Passenger
Agent, Broad Street Station, Philatlel-
phia, Pa.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28
About Public Roads.
Bay View. March 10Th. 1909.

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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28
BOOM YOUR TOWN.

THROuGH the concerted action
Of its citizens, New Castle Del
"A aware, has secured an import
ant local industry in the shape
of Il large steel manufacturing plant
1t has the immediate prospect of in
crcaSing its own productive wealth, as
well as that of its State, by simple
practical method of Offering Inducements
III the shape of local sites to capitalists.
which the advantages Of its location.
backed by little public spirit enable it
to do.
What is being done for New Castle in
the acquisition of local manufacturing
enterprises can be done for Elkton, if
the same public spirit be exhibited, and
the same method adopted.
With exceptional railroad facilities.
good water transportation by which
heavy traffic can be cheaply handled,
with II beautiful plateau overlooking the
river, and extending to unlimited bound
aries in the suburbs of the town. every
condition is favorable for such local en-
terprses.
If our public spirit, cqualled our local
advantages, Elkton would soon be rival
of Wilmington.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28
Fearful Odds Against Him.

Bcdmdden, alone and destitute. Such
in brief was the condition of an old sol
dior by name of j. j. Ravens, Versailles
O. For years he was troubled with kid
ncy disease and neither doctors nor medi.
cines gave him relief. AT length he tried
Electric Bitters. 1t put him on his feet
in short order and now he testities. "I'nl
on the road to complete recovery" Best
on earth for Liver and Kidney troubles
and all forms of Stomach and Bowel
Complaints. Only so cents. Guaranteed
by II. b. Frazer, Druggist.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28
THE SCOTT FERTILIZER, co.
Elkton, Maryland.
Mural Tablet In Memory OF Hon. Jacob
Tome.

rhc contract for the erection of the
mural tablet i'll memory of Jacob Tome.
which will he unveiled during the cclr-
bration which will be held at the Tome
Institute, Port Deposit, on the 18th and
10th OF May, has been awarded to j. and
Il. Lamb, of New York. The tablet will
h" Of bronze, and will he placed in the
large lobby of Memorial Hall. near the
entrance. 1t will contain the following
Inscription
To the Glory of God,
For the Promotion of Learning.
In Memory of
JACOB TOME.
1S10--1S9S,
Founder of the Jacob Tome Institute.
This Hall is Erected,
1902.
Presented by the Students and Friends
of the Jacob Tome Institute
May Il, 1903.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28

TNHE Baltimore Sun says that
fully on"-third Of the saloon
"A keepers and bartcndcrs of that
city are totaltabstainers ami. >
it adds, there are ndtia few rcstaula-
teurs and owners Of cafes who refuse II
employ drinking man The same may
be said Of Richmond. we thank. In Bal
timore, the saloon men haye organized
a Blue Ribbon Society Richmond Times
Dispatch.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28
ELKT0N, Md, MAR %, 1908.

<T&HE negro must learn to
~ work. said Booker T.
Il Washington. in an address
delivered in Philadelphia,
Tor the benefit of the Institute for colorel
youth. on Wednesday night. This was
good advice, and especially applicable to
numbers of healthy ,uo'ii"g roIorcd boys
about Elkton. who seem 10 live without
visible means Of support.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28
Maryland Agricultural College Report
on Commercial Fertilizers.

The Maryland Agricultural College Bulletin known the
Quarterly issued i'll February gives the abulated analyses Of
all grades fertilizers sold III Mar the covering the
period from August 1902 to january, 1903, inclusive
These made as required by the fertilizer law Of the
State the samples being taken from goods sale i'll warehouses
dealers and from goods purchased by farmers. About 500
brands aa.He In this number p brands Of the
grade known Complete Fertilizer containing ammonia,
available phopuc acid and potash in the following proportions:
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28
SPEAKEASIES TO BE KEPT CLOSED.

4 S THE "WHIG'' proposes, to as
n sist by every proper means in
8 Il n its power, in the enforcement of
the Prohibitory Law, which will
go into effect in the county on the first
of May, it calls public attention to the
recent action Of Judge Henderson, at the
recent March session of the Circuit Court
for Montgomery county.
The Court having heard that former
violators of the Prohibitory Law OF that
county, had laid in large stocks Of liquors
for the summer trade, Judge Henderson
explained to the members Of the Grand
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28

TIE osoIL WHO 10 en- aALg AT EVERY
NEWS STAND IN CECIL ooUMTY-ANp 10
aE9vED BY SPECIAL CARRIERS in ELKToN
NORTH EAST, oEolLToN, CHESAPEAKE
city AND PORT DEPOSIT.
ANONYMOUS COMMUNICATIONS WILL
RECEIVE NO ATTENTION.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28

Another instance of what appears TO
have been Il scheme 10 get tn" President
into hot water has just come to light.
He was invited to visit Chicago. and
make an address wit, the understanding
that dis visit would he purely non-plrti-
san. 1t now tranSpilpS that the day set
for his visit. April 2nd. is just five days
in advance of the municipal election and
the Reception Committee is made up
entirely of Republicans. even the Mayor
of the city. who is II Democrat. and a
candidate for reelection. having been
ignored. The President. when informed
of the facts, Immediately perceived that
an attempt had been made to make poll
teal capital out of his visit with the very
possible result of injuring him if the
Democratic Mayorality nominee were
elected, and has spoken very plainly to
the Illinois Senators for not Informing
him with regard to the election and
Keeping faith as to the reception com
mittee. He has further indicated to the
Mayor that he hopes he will participate
in all ceremonies for which preparations
have been made.
The report of the Anthracite Coal
Strike Commission has been made public
and WILL in many respects be regarded
as Il signal victory for the miners. They
are awarded 10 per cent. increase in
wages from April 1902, to March 31St,
1906. This applies to all paid regular
wages and mine hour men are to be paid
on II 10 hour basis. Moreover, provision
-. Fn,. l.
per cent. for each 8 cent increase in the
wholesale price of coal over $3.50 per
ton, for pea size. All disputes are to be
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1903-03-28

It was stated in thrsc letters some
time aga HAT the Navy Department WAS
:" pleased with the appropriation for an
increased strength in the Navy that all
rNwditi"n would be used in constructing
tn" nrw Vessels. The assertion has been
confirmed by the remarkable progress
made. Within three months from the
approval If the bill. pIa"~ will have been
prepared and contracts awarded thus
breaking I'LL records. and this notwith-
standing The fact that the advertisement
for bids mu~t ho ont sixty days before
rrm>Hl, ar op"n"l. This applies to
the tive new ships just authorized.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-16

physicians 10 the State Of North Carolina, who
sad the trouble had reached my lungs" writes
Mr.. NJ. Patton, OF Clotho. Transatlantic Co.,
N c. grew worse every day until tried Dr.
PIECES medicines. Will say DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery with one bottle Of DR.. Sage,s
Catarrh Remedy cured me, and to-day am well
and hearty, and will say further that my
former physician, DIR. w. NJ. Lyday, recon-
mends Dr. Pierce's medicines to me and to
others. am sure your medicines will cure any
case of catarrh that exists. recommend them
to all"
If you ask your dealer for "Golden
Medical Discovery" because you have
confidence in its cures, do not allow
yourself to be switched off to medicine
claimed to be rjust as good" but which
you did not ask for and of which you
know nothing.
DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser is sent free on receipt of stamps
to pay expense of mailing only. Send
2I one-cent stamps for the paper covered
book, or 81 stamps for the cloth-bound
volume. Address DR.. r. V. Pierce, But-
falo, N. Y.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-16
For sale at Opera House Drugstore

]. B. Duffy, the well known oil
operator of Washington, Pa, ar
rived In the city this afternoon.
Contractor Charles Creekmore
left this morning on the 11:o8 train
for the St. Marys oil field to look
AFTER his business interests.
L. L. Fisk, proprietor of the Fisk
Sewing Machine company,and J c
Elliott, of the same firm, were bus
mess callers today at Matamoras.
Many extensive improveme nts OF
general character are In progress
throughout the city and suburbs,
but have been delayed by the In
clement weather.
We call special attention of our
readers TODAY, of the changed ed
of E. Stewart & Co., which will be
found In the advertisement depart
ments of the Review.
A. c. Jackson president of the
First National Bank, wife and little
daughter Katherine left the city
this morning for Pittsburg where
they will visit friends for few
days.
Don't fall 10 read the changed ad
of E Stewart & Co., which will be
found In todays Issue of the Review
This reliable firm Is Offering some
great bargains to their patrons and
the public in general.
E. M. Brigeman, of Wheeling ar.
rived In the city this afternoon en-
route to Middlebourne to attend
court. We feel quite positive
Bridge" will enjoy the journey
from here to the county seat.
The darkey shot on the Quee n
City a week ago and taken to the
hospital from here, was on boar
the steamer today enroute to hts
home at Ironton, Ohio. The bul.
let Is still In his body, but be will
recover.
Statistics prove that In every
900 bachelors there are 3S cJimi
nails, while In every 1000 married
men the criminals number only IS.
Surely the present day members of
the gentle sex have at least an Inn
mense capability for preventing
men from losing their heads.
Messrs W. H. Bentley. George
McLagean and Arley Mccoy, EN-.
ployees of the Kavanaugh Tool
company, left the city this after.
noon for Woodsfeld, Ohio, where
they will work for a few days In a
branch shop of the company.
Mrs. M. Yost Is having the int
rior.o her property on Wells street,
known as the White Front, thor
oughly tepalnted and artistically
ipapered. When the present work
Is completed the cafe will present a
verv attractive appearance. Will
Hall Is the contractor.
The best of hillsides have an oc'
casiouo' bad slip when 1t rains every
day. Upper Wells street has three
ugly, but not verv serious land
slides. Recently FIR. SwartHouts
house, above Forsytbe's run moved
from Its foundation and had to be
rebuilt. On Mill street Mr.. Camp.
BELLS lot Is slipping and small
landslide Is noticeable on DR.. Kahle's
property where the recent grading
loosened the soil.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-16

which unCneCKeQ
has gradually in
volved the lungs
in disease. Such a
c oug h finds its
cure in DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical
Discovery 'whi C b
cures bronchitis,
obstinate coughs,
lung disease, hem
orrhage, and con-
ditions W hich,
if neglected or nm
skilfully treated,
lead to consumption.
uFor twelve years I
was a sufferer from
catarrh and was treat.
"A nv 0ne of the hest
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-16
HACKING.

That word hacking is expressive TO
those who have experienced the aggra-
waiting constant cough, which is called
hacking cough. Sometimes it IS the
result of cold, or of grip, and some
times it Is a consequence of catarrh,
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-16

It's cold enough 10 snow.
Continued cloudy tonight.
The weather man Is doing better.
Contractor 7. T. Martin left this
morning for Plttsburg.
J. F. Hall, of Wheeling, arrived
In the city today on the II:oS train.
Miss Ferguson, of ST Marys, Is
the guest offriends In The city.
Arbor Day will be observed In
this city on an extensive scale.
Mrs. William L. Turner, of north
Wells street, went to Wheeling to-
day.
Mrs. S. c. Boston, of Wells street,
Is visiting relatives at Hannibal,
Ohio
B. F. McMahan. of Meadville,
was business caller In the city
today.
Rev. H. B Bowden. pastor of the
NJ. E church, was caller at Ben's
Run today.
DR.. c. c. Cline, a prominent
physician Of Jacksonburg, was In
the city today.
Mrs. F. F. French. of Hill street,
left the city yesterday for Plttsburg
on shopping trip.
Robert Miller, Of the Sistersville
and Middlebourne railroad, arrived
In the city last night.
l. J. Anderson and G. L. Dufer,
of Parkersburg, were business Wis
itors In the city today.
Mr.. c. D. Pickett after a long
siege of typhoid fever, Is able to
walk about the house.
Mr.. Brown. the junk dealer who
recently was very Ill OF typhoid
fever, Is again 1nd1SpoSed.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis T. Hughes;
of Washington, Pa, are the guests
of friends here this week.
A. Bruner, one of the city's most
extensive oil operators, went to
Parkersburg this morning.
Miss Mary Riggs, of St. Marys,
was In the city the guest of her SIS
2 ter. Miss Josephine, last evening.
u. S. Revenue was In the city
city today on official business. His
headquarters are at Parkersburg.
DR.. Ross will deliver anillustrat.
ed lecture to men and boys only to.
night In Olstons Opera House. 1t
Misses Ray and May Burley, of
Warrington, are visiting their sis.
ter who resides on the south side.
A. A. McKelvey, the we'll known
oil operator, went to Parkersburg
this morning on business mission
T. B. Smith and little daughter
Iva, of Cheshire, Ohio, are visiting
friends end relatives In and near
the city.
E. E Durham, president of tn
Tyler County Bank, left the city last
evening for Parkersburg on bust
ness mission.
We are pleased to note little
Miss Florence Paiszler, of Brown
Betty street, who has been quite
seriously Ill Of typhoid fever, Is
much improved today.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1903-04-16
Local News

Backward spring.
Jack Frost weather.
What about the fruit.
Threatening weather.
Tomorrow Is Arbov day.
It's cold enough 10 snow.
Continued cloudy tonight.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-06-25
Pointed Paragraphs.

Kisses between women are mere
formalities.
A railway collision is the typical
bump of destruction.
The jaw bone is the funny bone of the
humorous orator.
Better say only half you think than
think only half you say.
To get lid of the germs in ice cream
boil it and serve while hot.
1t is useless to kick for discount
when called upon to pay the debt Of
nature.
When a lazy man condescends to
work he soon discovers he's q little too
good for the job.
Although the first Indication of hair
on young mans lip elevates him, in
reality it is but a coming down.
Chicago News.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-06-25
The Bell at Home Again.

The Liberty Bell is back in Philadel-
phia after having had the time of It's
life on it's New England trip. Perhaps
to return the compliment of the visit,
Bunker Hill monument will be taken
on a junket to Philadelphia, some day.
AS usual after every trip of the IA
NOUS old bell many now arise to pro-
test against it being sent on any more
Journeys, feeling that it should not be-
come a wandering fetish, even in the
good work of educating the people and
arousing patriotic sentiments, but
should remain where it rang the news
of the nations birth and become there
a shrine to be visited by lovers of lib
erty from all over the world. Its
travels have taken it to New Orleans
in 1885, to Chicago in 1893, to Atlanta in
1895 to Charleston in 1901 and to Bos-
ton in 1903.
It is pointed out that the Liberty Bell
has much in it's early history of inter-
est besides it's ringing on July 4, 1776.
Before that date it had been rung to
summon a mass meeting to prevent
the landing Of a cargo of tea, in SYM
pathy with the Boston tea party" The
same bell tolled in 1774 it's sorrow for
the closing of the port of Boston. 1t
gave the summons for another mass
meeting that raised a generous sub
scription for the relief of the Boston
sufferers. Upon The news of Licking
ton, it called together a gathering of
5000 Philadelphians who pledged CO.
operation with Massachusetts in the
cause of liberty. 1t is not altogether
creditable to the earlier historic per-
ception of Philadelphia that the
cracked Liberty Bell long lay neglected
and forgotten in a loft of Independence
Hall. To the Prince of Wales, now
King Edward, during his entertain
ment in Philadelphia, in 1860, was
shown the building on Chestnut street
where the Declaration Of Independence
was signed. BY some chance, the in
uuiries of the young Prince were di
rected to the whereabouts of the bell.
They led to its discovery and rescue
from oblivion.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-06-25

of the steamship bearing him was bulle-
tined from various points after she was
sighted But the stock market failed to
respond. The engagement of $15OO,oM of
gold for shipment to Paris tomorrow,
was a chilling influence on the market.
especially in view of the condition of the
surplus reserve of the banks and the ap,
settlements. Money was higher IN in Lon n,
Paris and in Berlin, while sterling fell
away, at both centers. This leaves the
question of further gold exports from
New York still open in spite of an easing
in the sterling. rate here today The ex :
cited speculation in the cotton market,
today, and the notable strength in wheat
and corn are normal influences for con-
trary movement of prices in stocks Enor-
nous selling of United States Steel sec
ond 5s carried the price down to 81 as
compared with previous low record OF
So. There was sudden rally of Il at the
last but the depression of these bonds had
a sympathetic influence in the stock list,
The bond market otherwise was dull and
irregular. Total sales par value, 5000,
600. United States new As coupon ad-
vanced 4 Per cent. on the last call.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-06-25
Boston Stock Market.
New York Produce Market.

New York. juno q.
FLOUR-Rcceipts, 1903 bbls.; exports,
3l.74S bbls; sales, $500 pllgs. Market
was fairly active and strong.
WHFIAT-Receipts. G1015 bu.; exports.
So. $50 bu,; sales $500, 600 bu. futures; spot
firm; No. red. 81 elevator: No rcd. ~
f afoat; No. | northern Duluth, 93 i
o b afloat; No. l hard Manitoba, 50 o b
afoat.
CORN-Reccpts. 93. $50 bu.; exports 81
80 bu.; sales. 2l00G0 elevator and J9H
f o b atloat; No. yellow, 59l4; No.
white. 500.
OATS-Rcceipts. $500 bu.; spot firm;
No. ,, 1874; No. 3, AN; No 3 white, As;
| track white western, 436I4S; track state,
42M4S; standard white, 49,; No. white,
4C2.
CUT MEATS-Quiet.
BEEF-Dull 90
LARD-Weak; western steamed, SIS.
PORk-EasY; mess, 1S.00M1Si5
BUTTER-Steady; extra creamery. 21i2.
CHEESE-Steady; state full cream fan
cy small cOlored and white, 10A
EGGS-Steady; state and Penna. cE-
tras, 1Si&.
POTATOES-Fi southern, 30Oa3.75.
SUGAR-Raw, steady: fair refining. 3h
centrifugal 9G test. 3 1892; moasseS SUI
gar, 1872; refined steady.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1903-06-25
Reflections of a Bachelor.

Tight man, loose tongue.
A man wants to know if a woman
loves him; woman why he loves her.
After a woman has told a story of
what happened to her for the second
time she can't recognize it herself.
The only thing that causes more UNI
happiness than telling lies when they
ought not to be told is not telling them
when they ought to be.
When a girl is sitting in a hammock
on a dark night and a man starts
toward her and then sits down some
where else it makes her feel just the
way man feels when the horse he has
bet on bolts right in the middle of the
race.-NeW York Press.