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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-12

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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-12
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when married you, you wretch!
Mr.. Prissims-Yes; out OF the cold
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-12

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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-12

Il, al
board, and while lift g. great weight cannot
climb a tree. When longer climb trees
life becomes delusion not enjoy eating anv
more when try to read get sleepy; when want to
sleep can't My tobacco doesn't good as it used
to when was young people annoy me when they talk
to me- and anger me when they don't know that
am as cranky as an old hen that has Matched lot
OF ducks, but can't help it. All zes has gone OFF
OF hfe and just keep living have fallen
into the habit, and don't seem able to break loose
believe this distinctly on the wrong
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-12

Mark Hanna has prevented strike on
the Southern Pacific. Let's send for him.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-12

piece of work, carefully considered and
delightfully."- portrayed. 4.
Grace Hayward did very well as the
wife and Herbert Brenon won the an
iplause OF the house as the Duke 81
York Robert Folsom was good as the
SPIDER, and Harry Forrest, new
comer IN The Ferris ranks, created a de-
cidedly favorable impression as : Scot.
land Yard detective. : 49,
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-12
The Nonpareil Man.
Casually Observed.


service bureau of the state government
whose function it shall be to keep
watch upon the movement of legisla-
tors and other officials administering
public trusts. Then the Pinkertons
would have to be hired to keep watch
OF the secret service bureau No, there
is better way than that It is not
usually attempted, but it might pay to
give it a fair trial. It is to elect honest
men to the legislature.
o o % 8
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-12

Pine Island, MINI.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1903-05-12

1o hlch z, ana az Harris comedians, headed by
come to the Metropolitan for hal IF, wea -
% beginning min Thursday, May 81 presenting
IN me great comedy success, ..Are You =
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02

MANICURE is person thot makes
the fingers nv foine leddies an gin
tlemin purity, Me Judy's splindid at
II, be the same token. She wor-ruks
in n par-Ior, an It's very ginteel.
But bad scan to me for me impolite-
ncssl OF haven't axed about your
own darter Ridalia. A swate gyrul
Is Bidalia, an hip to yez, Oi'll be
bound"
"'Tis n funny thing. Mrs. O'Goo.
gan. Thot's phat OF kim to tell ycz
about. Shurc, It's n coincidence,
us me Pathrick says. Bidalia's wor-
rukin'. too. An she's not livin' out,
an she's not in n sthore. She has
n perfeshun loike your Judy, Mrs.
O'Googan."
"Allanah! Oi'm glad TO hear thot.
An PLAT IL she nfther doin'?"
"She's wor-rukin for complex
shun speshuist. She Is thot! A
complexshun speshulist, Mrs. O'Goo-
gan. Is somewan thot makes the skin
nv the foine leddies purity. Shure.
Wis, IT'S n co-fn-ci-dince. Me Bidalia's
a face many-curel"
"Glory be, Mrs. McClinertyl Have
another cup av tay."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
THE LONELY LADY BOARDER.
the Woman who IL Isolated
in tho wilderness.

eve heard Of the wives Of farmers
In the remote country regions who 60
insane from pure loneliness" said the
woman boarding house dweller, relates
the New York Sun, land have zone to
realize perfectly we'll how that might
happen. Many women who live alone
sometimes declare that life In board
ing house IL less lonesome than life
In fiat or an apartment hotel unless
woman can afford to entertain fro
quently and have her friends around
her. But life IN the boarding house
may be dreary enough to the woman
who is entirely alone.
III she doesn't happen to want TO
make friends with anybody IN the
house. there is only one thing left for
her to do after dinner. She must
either 60 to her own room or out Of
the house. And there will be many
evenings, popular as she may be, when
there will be no occasion for going out.
Besides, boarding house women are
not likely to be asked out very much.
II they're young or Of the bachelor
type, they can make up parties and go
about together. But, left to the kind
ness Of her friends, the boarding
house woman Is going to be very much
alone.
II have sat in the parlor at night and
talked with idiots Just because hated
to go up to my room. as had done for
three nights before. to sdt alone until
bedtime came. I have played whist
with such blunderers that I could
scarcely hold my tongue. rather than
leave behind the only society available.
ut is all very well TO talk about self
control and reading. Try two or three
years Of boarding house life with the
endless evenings In ones own room
and the delight Of reading has begun
to pail even II ones eyes have held out.
"If the New York boarding house 10
lonesome, think what existence must
be In the country. When I go to u
boarding house in the south nowadays
l never ask about the food or the beds
or the comfort Of the house. All l ask
Is, who is there? Are they all old
women or invalids with trained nurses
who 60 to bed every night ut nine
o'clockT II the boarders are of that
kind It makes no difference how the
house may be kept. wouldn't go
there II there was chef famous as any
Gordon bleu.
"But II the house Is full OF wide
awake, interesting people who don't
want to 60 to bed as soon as dinner Is
over who can talk, play cards and do
something to enable one to stay out
Of ones own room for few hours. I'll
go there, however poor the food may
be. And so will every other woman
who has suffered from boarding house
loneliness. Poor food doesn't drive
people crazy. But staying in ones
room alone in a boarding house will do
that II my experience has been OF any
value"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02

The doctor wonderful power of dag
nosis, greatest Of all gifts, enables him
to determine the causes of obscure and
chronic ailments, and to apply remedies
which effect certain, speedy and perma-
nent cures.
x RAY examination in appropriate
cases upon reasonable notice
HOPE FOR THE AFFLICTED.
Many hundl eds of sufferers pronounc-
ed by other physicians as hopelessly in
durable, have been restored to health by
DR.. Secrist
Letters Of Endorsement from MANY
prominent clergymen and hundreds of
grateful patients are on file in his office
The doctor has devoted much time
and attention in the French Hospitals to
the study Of
ALL SPECIAL DISEASES OF MEN,
and has imported many special medi-
cines and appliances necessary to effect
certain cures In the worst cases of
Physical Weakness, Varicocele, Impo-
tency. Nervous Debility, etc.
caused by youthful errors, night losses,
general dissipation, improper treatment
and neglect.
The doctor will forfeit $500 where a
cure is guaranteed and not effected.
KIDNEY and BLADDER disease
treated by new and eminently success
full methods.
CATARRH in all its various forms
positive, prompt and permanent cures
always effected
CLUB FEET, cross eyes and all other
deformities treated with special care
and 1nfailing success.
NERVOUS DISEASES, Epilepsy and
diseases of the BLOOD AND SKIN al
ways yield to the doctors modern meth.
DDS OF treatment
PILES cured permanently without de.
tentlon from business and without the
use of the knife.
LUNG TROUBLES receive careful
attention, and are always treated sue
cessfully, when not too long neglected.
DELAY Is DANGEROUS Those
who are chemically ailing should lose
no time In consulting special physician
whose reputation for skill is so we'll and
widely known.
Special attention given to
DISEASES PECULIAR TO WOMEN.
No unnecessary exposure. No exam.
ination. No sacrifice Of modesty.
The doctor does not publish his pa
TENTS names except with their full con.
sent and approval. English, French
and German spoken. Address
DIR H. G. SECRIST,
Chicago and Milwaukee.
Address all mail to the Chicago Office.
ALA CaIume. Ave. Chicago. Estab-
lished 1880.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
IOWA DEMOCRATS.
In Convention They Refuse 70 Adopt
the Kansas City Platform and
Nominate q Ticket.

Des Moines, Ia, June 25.-The dem
ocratio state convention yesterday.
by q vote of 463 9-10 to 354 ITO re-
fused to adopt q minority report
signed by four members of the COM
mittee on resolutions adding to the
platform reported by the seven men,
bers constituting the majority of the
committee, plank reafflrming the
democratic national platform Of 1900.
The following ticket was NOM
mated, Governor, J. B. Sullivan, Cres-
ton; lieutenant governor, D. B. But
Ter, Of Iowa county; Judge of su-
preme court John r. Caldwell, Of
Tamas superintendent OF public in
struction. A. r. McCook, Of Howard;
railroad commissioner. w S. Porter,
Of Harding.
The PLATFORM, as IL relates to state
affairs, calls for economical govern
ment, equitable taxation of cor
porate and private property, the pur-
chase of supplies from the lowest
bidder, and the substitution Of To-
cal option for the present mulct law.
Government by injunction Is de-
nounced, and the election Of United
States senator's by direct vote Of the
people Is demanded.
1t opposes a policy Of imperialism.
and declares for the adoption of such
measures as shall give to the people
of the Philippine islands and Porto
Rico their inalienable right to self
government. The financial policy Of
the republican party is condemned.
It demands thorough investigation by
congress Of the post Office and other
departments. and the punishment Of
wrongdoers. 1t calls for the removal
Of the tariff from all trust-made
goods, and demands that all tariff
schedules be adjusted with view to
tariff for revenue only.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
TAKES THE OATH.
Pledges Himself to Rule for the
welfare of the People.

Belgrade, June 26.-King Peter 1.
took the oath of office before the SEN
ate and skupshtina in joint session
yesterday, swearing that he would
maintain the constitution and rule for
the welfare of the people. During the
ceremony, which was often interrupt
ed by cries of Long live King Peterl"
Col. Maschin, one of the chief assas-
sins and now minister Of public works,
kept in the background. This was in
terpreted to mean that King Peter
might punish the murderers of King
Alexander and Queen Draga. However,
the king confirmed the appointment Of
the "bloody ministry" In the after
noon and 1t appears certain now that
the question Of punishment for the
assaSsins will be allowed to lapse.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
BIDALIA'S "PERFESHUN.'
According to Her Proud Mothers
Account of II, She Was
"Face N-ny-Cure."

THE top NV the mawrnin' to yez,
Mrs. McClinerty! Shure, It's good
for wake eyes to see yez since yez
moved out ay the war-rud. Come In,
woman, dear. and drink q cup Nv
tay."
"Arrah, Mrs. O'Googan, It's your
silf thot has a war-rum wclkim for
Il frindl An how are yez, these noice
days, at-nll at-alll"
IT'S well OF am an hopin' yez are
the same. Take Off your bonnet,
avick, an make yourself comfortable"
Mrs. McCllnerty, come to visit her
old friend, Mrs. O'Googan, laid
aside her bonnet, and when the tea
was served the women drifted into
the most delightful gossip imagin-
able, writes George Owen Koch, in
the N, - York Times.
ut does me good, Mrs. O'Googan,"
said Mrs. McClinerty, after awhile
"to get a chanel to talk to yez agin
It's yourself thot knows all thot's
goin' on, though how yez do IT the
divil bit nv me can tell"
Mrs. O'Googan flushed with pleas.
nre ut the compliment. "Arrah, dar.
lin, 'tis yourself thot has the
tongue TO say the swate wor-rud,'
she answered. "Yez can put the
comether on wan thot aisy, Have an
other cup Of tay."
"Oi will thot, an thank yez koind
ly. Thot's good tay. But, Mrs
O'Googan, phare's your darter Judy
A comfort thot gyrul is to yez, Oil
go bail"
"Yez niver said truer wor-rud, Mrs
McClinerty. Judy's good gyrul
She's wor-rukin'."
AT phwat? Has she got plac,
or n fob in sthore?"
"Naythur, Mrs. McClinerty. Jud,
Is wur-rukin' ut perfeshun. It.,
somethfn' loike docterin', do We
moind? She's n many-cure."
"The saints be good to usl roilt,
doctorin'. il It? An how man,
does she cnreP An phat ails tn,
poor sowls?"
"She cures no wan, do yez moind
They're not sick at-all. at-all. 4
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
ORDER YOUR CABIN NOW.
No HAY Fever at Isle ROysie-the Cool Lake
Breezes and Stimulating Atmosphere Also
Afford Substantial Relief from Asthma

The renowned scenic "Fjords' Of
Norway compare we'll with the harbors
and bays at the East end of Isle Royale
and the fishing at Rock Harbor is be-
yond comparison.
The fast increasing patronage Of
health and pleasure seekers at Isle
Royale usually overtaxes the growing
hotel facilities at the Island and it is
therefore we'll to provide for rooms long
before the summer season opens.
Parties applying to US will receive full
information rs to rates and accomoda-
tions Mt the "Gem Island" of Lake Su-
perior. The Wisconsin Central Railway
and connecting Passenger Steamers fur
nish most excellent transportation to
and from Isle Royale at low tourists
rates.
JAS. G. POND, Ct. p. A.,
Milwaukee.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
ChiCagO's Centennial Celebration

The Chicago q North Western Ry
announces that much interest il being
evidenced throughout the west in
Chicago's celebration of the Tooth ami
versary of that citys settlement in 1903.
The celebration will take place from
September Goth to October LIST. next.
with a program that includes series of
events that possess
many special features OF interest. A
great naval display will be part of
the program, together with regattas
and the spectacular arrival in canoes
by way of the lake, Of 400 Indians, the
descendants of tribes formerly occupy
ing this site, who will establish village
around reproduction Of old Fort Dear
born, on the lake front.
Athletic contests, parades, great fire
works displays, patriotic meetings and
religious services, n grand chorus, mill
tary maneuvers by government troops,
and on the concluding day a reception
to the President of the United States
and other distinguished guests, all CON
tribute to a most elaborate program.
Every energy is being employed to
make the occasion typical of that spiri,
that has made Chicago one OF the great.
est cities in the world.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
GIRLS IN BELGIUM'S MINES.
Tho Country IL Unable to Find q Suit-
ablo solution to Its Indus
trial Problem.

Notwithstanding all the criticisms
and amcliorative suggestions that pre-
vail on social reform among the labor
ing classes, and the dreams OF the
modern sociologists Of both hemis-
pheres, the problem of how Belgium
can supply decent employment to It's
southern girls still remains to be
solved. The kingdom Is only one
fourth the size Of Pennsylvania, and
yet within Its boundaries more than
5000, 900 persons are battling for their
daily bread, says the Chicago Tribune.
Undoubtedly the American girls
pity their Belgian sisters and condemn
tho act OF employing the weaker sex
upon dangerous and strenuous labor In
subterranean galleries, just as Belgian
servant girls and farmers daughters
have pitied them for many years; new
erthelcss, the girls at work in the mines
make light Of their sympathizers and
seem more than satisfied with their
miserable lot None Of them would
voluntarily exchange It for the posi-
ton of a servant girl. Complaints sell
dom arise from their lips, no matter
what grave danger the days share OF
work may involve or to what wretched
condition of servitude they may be
doomed.
The mines wherein so many young
girls are spending the best days Of
their youth are indisputably the deep
est In tho whole world, some reaching a
depth Of 400 feet, and their interior
is insutliciently ventilated; the air Is
impure, the heat intense and highly ex-
pIosive from numberless crevices ca
pable of transforming hundreds OF
toiIlng bodies into lifeiess masses In a n
unexpected moment. Numerous In
stances OF such disasters are on rec
ord.
The clothes worn by the unfortun-
ate girls during working time are made
OF blue linen Of tho highest weight,
and consist Of large pantaloons the
ends OF these bifurcate garments being
tied around the legs just above the
shoes; also jacket wherein the body
can freely exercise its muscular
strength. The hair IL skillfully en-
veloped in q handkerchief, thus pro-
tecting the head from coal dust as well
as II 1t had never approached coal
mine. The whole outfit costs about 70
cents, and is changed twice q week
In full dress the girl OF the Belgian
mine resembles u bicyclist of her Sex
arrayed In boomers.
For IL hours work day In the
mines the Belgian girl earns 80 cents.
Cared NOTHING About tho Color.
Uncle Josh I'm restaurant)-Say, hev
yew got emmy ilsh7
Waiter-Yessah. We has black bass,
striped baAs, bluefsh, an whiteflsh.
sab.
II don't keer nothin' erboWt the color
| jist 70 long es they be fresh. "-Cleys-
land Leader.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
Farmers Institute for I0O3-loO4

Farmers Institute for l0O3-loO4
Any farmer or public-spirited bust
ness man in Wisconsin who wishes to
secure an Institute for his locality dur
ing the winter season of 1903-19O4
should send to us for a blank petition
and letter Of information. Any town,
no matter how small or far from the
railroad, is entitled to an Institute, pro-
vided it is located in q farming district
and has good hall in which meeting
cali be held.
Farmers should talk this matter up
with their neighbors and if the senti-
ment seems favorable for an Institute
for their town they should write us at
once for application blank.
Address all communications to-
GEO. MCKERRoW, Supt.,
Madison, Wis.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
Reliance Wins,

Newport, r. l., June 30.-The new
cup yacht Reliance proved on Monday
her worth as heavy weather boat
when she defeated the Columbia and
Constitution In stiff easterly breeze
and lumpy sea over 30-mile course,
IL miles of which was beat to wind
ward. The Reliance sailed the course
in four minutes seconds less time
than did the Columbia and four minutes
So seconds less than did the Constitu-
tiOn
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
Great Landslide.

Ouray. COL, June S0.-An immense
landslide, 1000 feet wide, came down
from the main range into Silver Creek
basin, beyond and between the Revenue
and Camp Bird mines. The whole top
OF the mountain broke off, and another
section of the mountain looks as If 1t
would break off. These slides are
caused by the melting Of the deep snow.
No damage has resulted.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02

Washington, June 26.-Sir Thomas
Upton, the challenger for the Amer
ica's cup, lunched with President
Roosevelt at the white house yester-
day afternoon. The state dining-room
was used for the occasion, the table
being handsomely decorated with
ferns and cut flowers,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
Many Were Killed.

Madrid, June 30.-One hundred bod
les have been eYtricated from the
wreck Of the Bilbao train, which was
thrown from bridge into the Meier
lila river Saturday night. 1t is esti-
mated that 70 corpses remain in the
wreckage. The bodies are horribly
mutilated.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
Army Worm Destroys Crops.

Tacoma, Wash, June 20. Mighty
hosts OF army worms, In solid col
umn $50 yards wide and nearly three
miles long, are marching through
Walla Walla county and growing crops
and vegetation are being denuded.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02

IF" woman ever gets 80 'homely"
she isn't worth looking at, she'd better
take Rocky Mountain Tea. Brings
back tho bloom Of youth. 85 cents.
+. c. Buerstatte.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02

WHAT Or. KUTCHlN
DOES NOT DO,

He does not fright
en- people into doctor.
ing by holding up Q
plea OF q speedy death
before their eyes. He
ioes not urge the sick
10 take treatment
when he knows them
to be incurable. Mel
Their does he by false
pretenses hold the
sick under his care
month after month
while doing them no
good.
He does not per-
suade helpless NJ
curables to doctor
out the last month OF
their lives, or give up
their last dime Tor
medicine.
He does not take
patients under q 30
called falseguarautee
pretending 10 charge
only for meNcine and
taking VIII ate ver
amount he can get,
or make the object OF
his life TO extortmou-
ey from the sick.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
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Mikes New Record.

Cleveland. O., June 30.-Lou Dillon
Monday afternoon broke all records for
a mile to wagon for trotters, going the
distance in 2:04%. The race was at a
matinee of the Gentlemen's Driving
club at Chenille track. The horse was
driven by her owner, c. X. G. Billings.
The new record beats that made by the
same horse a couple OF weeks ago.
2.0GN
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
Pioneer Stage Driver Dead.

Bloomington, ILL.,, June 27.-Freder-
ick Hartman, the first stage driver in
Illinois, is dead at Eureka. He was SO
years old. Mr.. Hartman was in charge
Of stage between Danville and Peoria
from 1886 until the advent Of railroads
In 1850. For the last 40 years he has
been bellrihger at Eureka college.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
No Pity Shown.

For years fate was after me contin-
uously writes F. A. Gulledge, Verbena,
Ala 81 had a terrible case Of Piles
causing "a tumors. When all failed
Bncklen's Arnica Salve cured me.
Equally good for burns and all aches
and pains. Only 25c at Henry Hinrichs
Drug Store,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1903-07-02
Ridd;ed with Bullets.

Jonesville, La, June 27,-News
reached here of the lyncbing Of Lamb
Whittle, a negro on the Smitbland
plantation, ten miles from Monterey
Landing, Concordia parish. white
assaulted a white man and mob took
him to the woods and riddled his body
with bullets