The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1903-05-30

July 15-Struck the Bowery and ned 10
| wire home for funds.
All the heavy set, men in the City
prostration-
FOR several days past a stranger has
been making Inquiries about heavy
lie. iins trouble in locating him,
Judge. witt. Comn,issioner Haw lsinr,;
Major oward Gomoaors RHraer p S,nr
quent Collector Walford. superln,tenrd, e mt
Boiling Deputy Isaac Held and Cle ei,a
Edgar White hive been seen ny .ns
stranger, hut neither Is tho heavy set
man wanted.
terry.
element is apparent about the city's tenn
pie.
ysryody Is od ready S ct sammms q
n door causes all the heavy set, men !, 70 ?
Jump AMI IS thgught tut 1d resdW 70
some other equally as safe retreat.
Any how, tile right heavy set. man
has not yet been found. but 1t Is snfe
to say that the stranger will continue
to be a Nemesis.
we wish to ask Miss May Manton n
leading question. and we will anxiousy
| await her reply
|, .lS II or Is IL not COIlSlueTctl Hu Astil, "
take off ones hat In MI elevator, simply,
because n lady may happen to be one or
the passengers2
rs II not Just MS reasonable and proper
to uncover III n street carr
Does not "a man with Il bare head In an
elevator run grave danger Of contracting
cold In tho head. from which pncu-
monla may evolve2
We have occasion upon FREQUENT times
to 20 UP and down an elevator, and what
We are concerned about is what may be
the proper thing to do.
If It is in the code OF etiquette, we
want TO be In line, for We are nothing
II mo- not proper up, upon al occasions 80,
friends In reference to this matter, and
we wish to put the whole thing before
the world so there may be no misun-
derstanding about 1t In future
The shady side Is often sought on hot
and sultry days;
For walking in the sunshine is something
seldom pays.
IT'S better to take cooling draught than
have your collars fall; III
But the shady side OF life is something
never sought at all.
When our income gets to be 100 plunks
per week we are goner be q shrlner, for
we think a Shriner knows tow to avoid
any other Individual we know OF. .
Therefore. when we, reach the acme OF
bliss IN having hundred u week, we
shall feel able to so off somewhere and
settle up all our old accounts, and get
rid of the worries OF lfe's Incidental to
short bank account and an accumula-
ton of house rent and coal bills.
But. the time will GOMEZ!
We ran across MS fine n bunch Of Eel.
lows from Tidewater as you could get to-
gether IN months trip. and we haven't
got over 1t yet.
They came here to take part In tho
little while.
In the bunch were Captain T.. w. Sim
mons. OF Berkeley; Messrs. Il. II. p. Balm.
Billy Chapman and w. T. Scott of Ports,
Norfolk. 49, ~
After we had taken some yarsnparilla
and soda from Campbcll's counter. Cap
tain Simmons started in to tell some yerv
good stories, which were all credited to
! Major Nottingham. and some time in the
them.
All we got TO say is that the stories
We're good ones, especially the one about
the tramp who wanted something to eat
and the story about Mr. Shoots club In
Alexandria. = =
we haven't got through laughing vet
ana what We started out to say is that
the very next time the Major or tho
captain turn up anywhere, they want
10 pc asked to tell those stories
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