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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

A New York man, noted as an in
day and fell asleep. 1t was the first
decent sleep he had enjoyed in years,
and he has joined the church. The
many sided attractions of the godly
life cannot but appeal to those who do
not seal their minds to them.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
His EnaIish Obscure.

If uncertainty as to Colombia's action
is to be prolonged It will be well to re-
place the Hon. ArthurbM. Beaupre at
Bogota with a diplomat who can state
the situation in plain English.-New
York Sun.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
Among the Merrymakers
He Saws Wood.

s.They say, remarked Mrs. Neighbors.
that Mrs. Peckham speaks four Ian
guages. 49,
you don't tell mer' exclaimed Mrs.
Bonner: And how many does her husband
speak?" a.
"Oh," replied Mrs Neighbors, she
doesn't dare speak any when she is
around. "-Cineinnati Enquirer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
Another Chance for Miss Stone.

AS the Macedonian revolutionary
committee is appealing for funds. it is
up to Miss Bulgaria Stone to go over
there and get captured again.-Chi-
cago Chronicle. 6Et3
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
Thirty 1T Least.

He-Miss sere is a very good young
woman, anyway
sheI guess that's what accounts
for it.
He-Accounts for what?
She}She says she has only been in
the world twenty-three years. 1 sup
pose the other seven or eight have been
deducted for good behavior. Philadelphia
Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
AGREED.

He gazed at his wife in her bathing
And he said: ST am ready to share
For the very first time the sentiment,
That you haven't thing to wear
- New York Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
.Mommsen's Powers Unimpaired.

BERLIN, Aug. 27.-Prof. Theodore
Mommsen, the historian, who was born
in 1917, read paper today before the
Royal Academy of Science on "The In
scriptions Found Among the Ruins of
Baalbek, Syria" This was regarded as
remarkable as showing the professors
powers and unimpaired analytical fac
ulties From inscriptions the professor
identified a statue found in the Roman
camp as being one of Velius Rufus.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

George Gray, of Delaware, has been
nominated for the presidency Gray
Did he ever have any streets named
after him?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
Naed : Strenuous Harmonizer.

An effort is to ,be1made to harmonic
Col. Bryan and the Hon David Ben
nett Hill. The thermometers should
take clubs with them.-Norwich
(Conn.) Bulletin.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

The revolutionists over in Macedonia
are going some. They gave battle yes
terday to the sultan's forces within six
hours Of the royal palace. If Europe
don't soon come to the rescue the sick
man will be no longer; but actually
dead. Then talk about war and ru-
mors of war. Europe would be one big
Spanish bull ring, with all the able
bodied males as a helper to keep the
big time from becoming slow.-Austin
Daily Register.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

Many a man would agree to let who
will be president if he could own the
mare that can trot mile in two min
utes.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
Beware of Henri.

Newport society has had a dog din
ner, a monkey dinner and a lion dinner.
Now let 1t give coon dinner and Col.
Watterson will do the rest.-Milwaukee
Sentinel
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

An itemized account of all the
charges presented to the Carnival as
ISOLATION would gamke mighty inter-
esting reading go =
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
Republican LEAGUE Called

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Aug. 27.-Presi-
dent j. Hampton Moore, of the Republican
league, today issued call for meet
ing of the executive committee of the
league to be held in Chicago. Oct. 1.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

Sir Thomas Upton still 'opes. He
hopes that the weather will prevent
the third race ever coming off.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

One way of accounting for it IS on
the theory, that II h cello be was de-
layed in transmission. to the Dispatch
Office.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
The Professor,

1--WE may not have much summer in
our latitude muttered the professor,
looking at the thermometer and noting
that the temperature had fallen 80 de-
grees in twenty-four hours. but we have
a great deal of fafitude in our summers"
Chicago Tribune
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
\ Remedy.

He-The doctor told Jadk that he had
been studying too hard lately.
She-And what did he recommend?
He-Oh! He advised him to go into
society little more and give his brain
a rest.-Brooklyn Life.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28


will take up our pick and go at ou'
daily labor with heavier neai'' '-'
usual this morning.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

The tennis championship having
been captured by an Englishman, we
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
washington time e p. m st. PauD.

Fail.
The Mississippi will fall slowly in the
vicinity of st. Paul during the next thir-
tY-Six hours.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

Politically, it has been a dull week
for the tin horn" newspapers, new
candidate for governor not having been
named. Boys, you must do better than
that if you wish to keep up the fight
Perham Bulletin.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

The Republicans pretend to laugh at
fusion in politics, but they are mortally
afraid of fusion of all the Democrats
and the tariff revision Republicans on
a platform which calls for moderate
tariff revision.-St. Cloud Times.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28
Limited Agreement

do you and your husband agree?''
TN name only. Town Topic.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

According to the stand patters if it
was not for the tariff, notwithstanding
it's enormous burdens, the Industries of
the country would be ruined and the
people would be overwhelmed with
hard times. In other words, the situa-
ton would be like that of the people
in village of Ireland, who when ask
ed by visitor how they were getting
on one of them replied: "Arrah, sure
and if it wasn't for the famine we'd all
be shtarving." - Freeborn County
Standard.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

The Jud La Moures of Illinois are
advising the present governor of ILL
nois not to be a candidate for gov
ernor next year, but the present gov
ernor has hankering to be the future
governor, and announced this intention
Saturday. His intention is better than
his chances for being the future gov
ernor.-Grand Forks Plaindealer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

There will be a ladies matinee"
given at the Star theater today-the
first of the season. The popularity of
these special matinees was tested and
proved last season, and there is every
prospect that they will remain in favor
with women who like good vaudeville
The programme offered by AL Reeves
company is varied and entertaining
and should please the fair sex.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1903-08-28

The "sick man" has thrown up" his
hands and cried enough. The bear
with it's squadron makes a slight i'm
preston upon the porte and he signi-
fies his willingness to comply with it's
request. It's cinch that he is of the
''show 'em" fraternity.-Austin Daily
Register.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

The prospect of SESSIONS trouble over
Russian occupancy of Manchura is
far from being averted. Russia has
apparently settled down to a perma-
nent occupancy of the providce, which
means that it has to all 1ntents and
purposes annexed Manchuria to the
Russian domain. Great Britain and
Japan are greatly iritated at the stu
ton, and Japan especially is prepar-
ing for war with her formidable foe in
the north. If Japan goes to war with
Russia, as now seems probable, Eng
land can scarcely prevent being drag
ged into the conflict, and England is
hardly the only power that would take
quick rap at the car. 1t would I'M
questionably be general mix up.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

We are in thorough accord with a
brother editor who says that Pope Leo
has ruled the Roman Catholic church
with wisdom and humanity, and his
death will find a better agreement
among all the people of the world than
existed at the time of his birth. In
this improvement he has had his share,
and while the Roman Catholics will
mourn the loss of the head of the
church, the people of other denomina-
tons and of no denomination will be
honored in their mourning for the death
OF one they held in high esteem.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

In Rosebud county two democratic
county officials have been thrown out
of office upon the grounds that they
were supported by number of voters
imported from Butte who were not resi-
dents of the county. Naturally this
decision, regardless of the merits of
the case, has been the occasion of much
hilarious rejoicing among republicans
all over the state, But our republican
friends would do we'll to cease crow
ing until they get out of the woods.
The same Heinze colonists who, it is
alleged, were sent into Rosebud for the
express purpose of electing the Heinze
ticket, were alsothe avowed supporters
of one w. L. Holloway, who is now
sitting on the supreme bench. If the
election of two democrats in Rosebud
county was nullified by the support of
these colonists, then certainly the
election of Judge Holloway is also
nullified, for he was elected by the
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Eastern society leaders are talking
OF employing ''jesters" to amuse them.
And doubtless they need them. Hav-
ing used up the dogs, cats and lions
they now turn to the medieval fool.
But the testers, or fools. of the middle
ages were sometimes philosophers who
preached the most solemn truths under
the cover of levity. 1t would do mod
ern society good to have a few first
class "fools' among their employees.
1t is always we'll to have at least a
portion of the household composed of
people with brains.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

votes OF the same colonists. If the SUI
prene court sustains the decision of
Judge Loud to GUST these two demo-
cratic officials because they were sup
ported by illegal votes, then certainly
1T could not do otherwise than sustain
a decision to GUST Associate Justice
Holloway upon the same grounds. BY
all means let these cases be sent up to
the supr m contributions stone
Leader.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Everytime negro over-steps the
bounds of civilization and humanity
and every lynching that takes place,
widens the breach between the whites
and the blacks of our county, and
brings nearer the crises that is sure to
come if something of a decided nature
is not done by the courts to push these
brutes without making it necessary for
the people to take hand in it them
selves.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30
General Cassius Nj. Clay, the "I.

of Whitehall" Is dead in Kentucky,
after an eventful and stormy life.
General Clay was brought prominently
before the public few years ago by
marrying fourteen-year-old girl of
the poorer class against the wishes of
his children, the marriage culminat-
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Now look out for rise in oil all over
the country. John d. Rockefeller has
given Rush Medical college $4,000, 900,
on condition that it become part of
the University of Chicago. OF course
the dear people will contribute the
amount to Mr.. Rockefeller in the way
OF added dividends on his oil stock,
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30
THE POPE is DEAD.

Leo XII is dead,a the Catholic
church, is without head.
The Pontiff's death will bring sor-
row to more hearts, will appeal to a
greater number of widely scattered
people speaking different tongues than
could that of any other man upon earth.
Not only as the sovereign head of a
great church, but, as a man, is he
honored. To the devoutness of the
churchmen is added the esteem due to
a good and wise man. No one of in
telligence and right thought can be
found to refuse him the tribute to
honor which belongs to intellectual at
tainment and beauty of character.
1t is curious fact that the elevation
of Gioachino Vincent Pecci to the
papacy was the result of the failure of
the Cardinals to agree upon any of the
leading candidates and that it was not
believed that he would wear the honors
for many years, as he was sixty-eight
and in poor health. All the world
knows how these predictions were dis
proved and that Pope Leo XIII devel-
Oped into tlrelesS worker and the
a b | e administrator the modern
Roman Catholic church has known.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30
Date Of Examination.

The next regular eighth grade ex-
animation will be held on August u
and %. Thursday and Friday fore
Moons.
Successful candidates for 9Th grade
state diplomas in April were Marie
Isaac, Ollie Guy and Dora Hayemann
of Rancher, Elizabeth Grierson, teach
err; and Gertrude E. Haywood of Bir-
ney; Mrs. James haywood teacher.
Teachers regular examinations will
be held Friday and Saturday, August
% and %, beginning at eight O'Clock
in the morning.
GERTRUDE M. HIGGINS,
County Superintendent.
Stops the Cough. Works Off the Cold.
Laxative Bromo- Quinine Tablets
cure cold in one day. No Cure, No
Pay. Price Is cents.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Every man who takes part in the
burning of negro is murderer and
should be so considered in the eyes of
the law" says Justice Brewer of the
United States supreme court. That is
very good, but how about getting a
conviction?
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

People who make practice of send
ing into the city for their supplies
should never complain of hard times.
The way to prevent hard times is to
get all the money from abroad you can
and keep it in your own town. In other
words, patronize your local merchants.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Even at the end of his military
career General Miles has distanced
his enemies. He rode on horseback
ninety miles in eight hours, and the
old general has never been known to
ride with his back to an enemy.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Charles M. Schwab, the president of
the steel trust, with million dollar
salary, is said to be somewhere in the
west. But the west isn't breaking its
neck trying to find him. Its cattle and
hogs are of far more Importance.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

John T. McCutcheon's cartoon in
the Chicago Tribune on the death of
the Pope was the most appropriate ex-
preston we have seen. It was a SIM
pie representation of the earth encirled
by broad band of Grape, and entirely
without comment.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

A shrewd buyer never fails to read
the advertisement before parting with
his money. And of course if your ad-
vertisement is not there he cannot we'll
see it. And likewise of course YOU see
him 60 into the other fellows store.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Buffalo is to the front again, this time
with a 500 a month clerk who used half
a million of his employers money in
speculation. 1t is dull indeed when
Buffalo isn't to the fore.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

''Doing the West" is said to be be-
coming fashionable among the rich
Fasteners. OF course, the west will be
somewhat interested in the manner in
which the "doing" is done.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Notwithstanding the fact that polyg-
amy is prohibited, the supreme court
of Utah has ruled that man is legally
obligated to support his plural wives
and educate his children by such
unions.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Booker T. Washington declares that
the time is approaching for a better
understanding of the race question.
Booker spent the rest of his time hurry =
ing it up.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Cardinal Gibbons is mentioned mere
or less seriouslya as possible successor
horse capturing the Papa1 honors.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

King Edward is in the dumps. His
Irish subjects declined to present an
address of welcome on the occasion of
his approaching visit to Dublin.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Now that the Kischineff affair is
safely sidetracked, what is the matter
with the Gar paying friendly visit
to the president.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30
On the 18th of the present month

Ou the 10Th OF the present month,
Judgment of custer was entered against
Charley Bailey and Nat Humphreys.
In the Bailey case. this young man
Lane was allowed to tax against Mr..
Bailey costs amounting to S415, ia the
Humphreys case 5000. These
amounts do not include the costs in
Cured by Messrs Bailey and Humph-
reys. Should the Baily and Humph-
reys cases which now STAND on appeal
in the supreme court of this state be
affirmed Messrs Bailey and Hun,ph-
reys will promptly pay to MIR. Lane
the amount of the costs that he has in
CURED. They would do this whether
they wil1ed or not, because they are
both financially responsible, and an
could be collected. Why doesn't Mr..
Lane come to the front and show a
little manhood if he possesses any and
pay the Judgment for costs which now
stands against him in the district court
of this county in the cases of Lane vs.
Alexander and Lane VS. Longley?
On the Sd of April, 1908, judgments
for costs were rendered against Lane
for ST. SO in each of the above cases.
The costs remain unpaid. No offer
has ever been made to pay them and
Lane we'll knows that an execution is
sued upon said judgment against him
would be absolutely worthless. Is it
not plain to be seen that if Messrs
Bailey and Humphreys should be sue
cossful in reversing the decision of
the district court against them that
they would be up against it Lane)?
What beautiful specticle it is to see
Honest Roderick McRae and Honor
able John c. Hope sneaking and hid
ing behind poor Clarence Lane, stool
pigeon, catspaw and of whom they
have made dupe. Lane is rather to
be pitied than censured. He has been
made the tool of scheming politicians.
who, fearing that their contest would
fall, sought somebody financially ire
sponsible to bear the burdens which
they in all justice and honesty should
bear themselves.
No one questions the honesty of
Judge Loud S decision. although the.
correctness of his ruling is seriously
doubted.
If the supreme court affirms the
judgment of the lower court, Bailey
and Humphreys will not wait for ex-
ecution to be issued upon the judgment
for costs against them, but will make
all haste to pay as soon as the decision
10 ICLOCICU.
DR.. Wilson, Mr.. Roderick McRae
and Mr.. John c. Hope, it is up to yos,
to paw your debts; or must further pro-
ceedings be commenced against you,
and this already prolonged litigation
be continued endlessly? We would
| suggest to Roderick McRae and John
c. Hope that they each loan to Mr..
Lane seven dollars and fifty cents SO
| that he may pay the indebtedness which
| they have caused him to incur, as Mr..
| Longley and Mr.. Alexander are in
need of the money.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

With the college boy at work in the
harvest fields and the girls at work in
the kitchens, who cares whether school
keeps or not.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

room at Whitehall was vertable
arsenal, and no one had the nerve to
approach the fiery old warrior un-
hidden.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Don't worry if you meet with opposi-
ton when you suggest improvements.
No improvement was ever made that
was not opposed by some one.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Some wag has suggested that Gener-
al Miles took that ninety mile ride out
in Oklahoma just to make the presi-
dent turn green.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

That "open door" in China doesn't
seem to stay open worth cent. Posi-
bly, Russia is pulling the string from
the inside.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

An exchange contains long account
OF ''how we feed our army" AS a
matter of fact, we don't do it. The
government does the feeding.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

We have been forcibly reminded of
the fact that Rome has physicians by
the name of Lapponi Mozzoni, Rossoni,
and few other 'onis"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

King Edwa ard visited Ireland last
week and Maude Come, the female,
patriot, welcomed him with a black
flag.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

We admire the sagacity of the pro-
fessor who remarked that "a flying
machine if properly conducted should
f1y."
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

A government expert asserts that the
devil turks in soda fountains. In that
case we are all dead willing to go to
the devil.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Kansas farmers have been holding
up trains to get harvest hands. What
further proof of prosperity do you
want.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

A western editor declares that all of
the babies are born at night now in
order to nd some one at home.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

Our honesty or dishonesty is de-
termined not by what we do, but by
what we are.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

The best way to stop lynchings is to
see that the negroes who assault inno-
cent women are promptly punished.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30
It is never too late to mend, but some
wives find it too much trouble.

If the labor situation continues a
hobo will find it hard to pull his
freight.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1903-07-30

If you want to get the best of wo-
man in an argument just intimate that
her hat is not on straight.