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Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
A Remarkable Case.

One Of the most remarkable cases
of a cold, deep seated on the
lungs, causing pneumonia, is that
of Mrs. Gertrude E. Fenner,
Marion, Ind, who was entirely
cured by the use of One Minute
Cough Cure. She says: "The
coughing and straining 80
weakened me that ! ran down in
weight from 14S to % pounds. |
tried a number of remedies to no
avail until | used One Minute
Cough Cure. Four bottles of this
wonderful remedy cured me en-
tirely Of the cough, strengthed
my lungs and restored me to my
normal weight, health and
strength" Sold by Crawford
Bros.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

Animals have a language made
up of signs or inarticulate sounds
expressing impressions, sensa-
tions, passions, but never ideas.
SO this language excludes conver.
sation and is limited to interjec
tions or signs or movements eX-
pressing joy, grief, anger, all the
passions of the senses, but never
more.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
AT AN AUTUMN FEAST.

Here's q toast to the autum days.
To the forest with golden brown,
To the fields in their harvest beauty,
To the orchards, laden down,
TO the little browm-capped crickets,
There meath the autum sky,
Whose song will soon be ended
When they hear the pine tres cry.
And here's n toast TO the story
Told Oft meath the harvest moon
The story that never comes too late
Nor ever came too. soon.
toast to the hearts asunder,
That the peace of an autumn day
May right the wrong OF cupid,
Encounter ed along the way.
A toast to the hearts united,
That are safe from the worlds great strife;
Hope for the ones who are hopeless,
Who have but \ shadowed life.
toast to those who are living
prayer for those who are dead,
Longevity, healht and happiucsss,
For those who are newly wed.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
A Runaway Bicycle.

Terminated with an ugly cut on
the leg of J. b. Orner, Franklin
Grove, Ill. 1t developed stub
born ulcer unyielding to doctors
and remedies for four years.
Then Bucklen's Arnica Salve
cured. It's ust as good for
Burns, Scalds, Skin Eruptions
and Piles. 25", at Crawford Bros,
j. f. Mackey & Co. and Funder-
burk Pharmacy.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11
proves nothing.

Popularity proves nothing.
Prayer is wonderful purga-
tive from pride.
Cultivating crosses never en-
riches character.
A white hand gives no indlca-
tion of the heart.
Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, 1903-11-11

Every mans task is bis life
preserver. The conviction that
his work is dear to God, and can
not be spared, defends him
Emerson.
For sick headache try Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets; :;
they will ward Off the attack if taken
in time. For sale by j +. MaCkey IL
Co., druggists
1t is a dark day for the race
when Unsuitable greed becomes
the mark of greatness.-Ram's
Horn.
WANTED-An persons suffering
with Kidney troubles, write at once
for a large dollar bottle for % cents,
as q trial to
Natures Remedy CO.,
nl9-02-lyr. Washington, DC.
The world needs more religion
in politics and less politics in re-
hgion.
You Know What You Arc Taking
when you take Groves Tastples, Chill
Tonic because the formula is plainly
printed ON every nottI. shaving that
& is simply iron and Qujuiue i'm a
tasteIess form No cure no pay. SOC
Half Of wisdom is in being si-
lent when you have nothing to
say.
WANTED-Agents, male and fe-
male, TO sell our remedies. Good pay.
Natures Remedy Co.,
Vl9-Oc-lyr. Washington, y. c.
If all our desires were granted
our delights would be gone.
To CWr"a IA Cold In One Day
rake Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. All druggist refund the
money if it fails to cure. r. w.
Graves signature is on each box 25cts
Only the feather weights are
drawn over every passing fad.
WANTED-Every person that is
| suffering VIZ. asthma, to send 20
cents for large dollar bottle Of
PIERCE's ASTHMA CURE.
Natures Remedy Co.,
nl9-O2-1ry Washington, d. c..
Sin in itself is TO be dreaded
more than its consequences.
o2EsGIp' iIs.Ia Early Risers
Tho famous little pile.
A child's finger can point as
straight to heaven as mans
GA 9rSRrA.
.,.... s..,..A. ~" Kind I:s Haze ...: Bought
''''i''" q GMAzzN
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
EAST CABOT.

Mr.. and Mrs. r. S. Barr have been Wis
iting relatives in Mortified and Brook
field the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Z. H. Clark spent few
days in ST. Johnsbury recently.
George Preston ofDanvilIe spent Sun
day at r. S. Barr's.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. White of South Rye
gate, visited at H. Dunn's last week.
Mrs. Frank Fisk and Charlotte Hall
have gone to Morrisvile to visit relatives
Guy Badger of Willamstown and Har-
riet Walker visited at W. |. Abbott's a
short time since.
c. A. Clark of Seattle, Wash, and
Miss Maud Ayers of Barre, who have
been visiting at E. H. Clark's, have re.
turned to Barre.
MIR. and Mrs. N. H. Cate visited at c.
E. Odekirk's in West Danville last week.
Mrs. Jennie Williams, who has been
stopping with her parents for a while,
has gone to Barre to visit relatives.
Loren Adams OF DanvlIe was at c. F.
Adams last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. O. F. Barrett were at
Walter Abbott's recently.
George Stone of Cabot spent Sunday
at John Armstrong;.
John Hicks has finished work for E. H.
Clark.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
EAST BURKE .

c. E. Harris has engaged Hazen Blood
to carry on his Kirby farm. His family
will soon move to their new home here
in the village.
H. A. Bemis. who has been spending
the winter with her brother, J. Bemis, on
Bemis Hill, has returned to Worcester,
Mass.
Hiram Goss was at ]. D. Lawton' S
last week.
Herbert Bessey will close his singing
schools here Thursday night with a
grand concert.
Miss Lottie Root has returned from
her visit to her aunt at Sheffield.
B. F. Humphrey spent last week at
Lunenburg on business connected with
the Jr. o. U. A. M.
Mrs. Eta Godding Parker visited her
parents and brother here last week.
Quite a number from here attended the
surprise party given Miss 1nez Humph-
rey on her birthday, Tuesday evening,
Feb. "a.
Mrs. J. E. Parker visited at St. Johns
bury last week.
Miss Mabel Parker is spending this
week at St. Johnsbury with her sister
Gertie
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
BARNET.
Death of Mrs. Laura w. Stanley.

Mrs. Laura Way Stanley passed peace
fully away Feb. "a, shortly after 1
O'Clock in the evening at the home of her
daughter, Mrs. W. s. Brock, with whom
she has made her home since the death Of
Mr.. Stanley some five years ago. Her
sons, Fred of Plymouth. N. H., and Her
bert with Mrs. Charles Stanley of st.
Johnsbury and Mrs. Brock and family
were with her when the end came. Mrs.
Stanley had been i'll most of the winter
but had sufficiently recovered to be up
and about The house, when she suffered
shock of paralysis Monday, Feb. %,
from which she never rallied.
Laura Way was the daughter of Amos
and Sarah Simmons, Way was born in
Lyman, N. H., Feb. %, 1922. She was
married to Lyman Stanley Nov. "a, 1912.
Her early married lie was spent in Mon
roe, N. H., but she afterwards came to
Barnet village where her home has been
for the past fifty years.
Mrs. Stanley was woman of rare
christian character, devoted to the church
of which she was member for nearly so
years. Her lie OF good deeds was an
ornament to the community in which she
lived, None knew her but to love her.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
BRADFORD.

Miss Grace Sproul finished work for
Mrs. c. H. Curtis, Friday, going to Bos-
ton, where she has a position in large
millinery esta Adjustment.
Mrs. V. A. Doty and daughter Mar
garet returned to their home in the vii
lage last week. Mrs. Doty's mother,
Mrs. Patterson, accompanied them.
Raymond Brown of Dartmouth college
is spending short vacation in town.
Last Friday evening a masquerade
promenade was given by the high school
at the armory. A large number were
present and pleasant time enjoyed.
Charles P Dimick has been appointed
circulatve manager of the Photo Era
Pub. Co. of Boston, and goes this week
to Providence, R. | in the interest Of
that company.
Ned Burbeck of Dartmouth was re-
cent visitor at Major Fl. P. Johnson's.
The farm on the upper plain where
Willis Kelley has been living for two
years, has recently been purchased by
Henry Martin.
Miss Richardson Of Littleton spent
Sunday at W. S. Williams.
Rev. w. S. Spencer and family are on
their way home tom Pueblo, Mexico,
where he has been engaged teaching tor
the past five years. They are to settle in
Bakersfield. Mrs Spencer will be remem.
bered as Miss Florence Garfield of this
town.
Mrs. H. W. Eaton has been confined to
the house for week past with an attack
OF grip.
A. E. Hale and little son were in st.
Johnsbury part oflast week.
Last week Monday evening occurred
the marriage of John Edward Libbey
and Lois Frances Albee. The ceremony
was performed by Rev H. J. Kilbourn at
the home of the bride in the presence of
the families OF the contracting parties.
Miss Abbie Albee, sister of the bride
was bridesmaid and Eugene H. Sleeper
OF Springfield was best man.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Farnham and
little son returned TO Buffalo last week
Mr.. and Mrs. P. 0. Chapman, who
have been spending several weeks with
relatives in Bradford and Corinth, re-
turned Tuesday to their home in Man
chester, n. H.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04

ing, after having felt exceptionally we'll
all day. She was % years old last Octo.
Der and almost her entire life had been
spent in this village, where she was
much loved and respected by both young
and Old She was member fthe Mel ho-
dist church and Epworth League society,
being organist OF the latter. The blow
falls very heavily upon the parents. Mr..
and Mrs. A. L. Aldrich, and especial
upon the blind sister, Myrtle, the sister
being constant companions. Another
sister, Mrs. DIN Roundy, also survive S
her. The funeral services were held Tues
day afternoon at the Methodist church.
The block owned by E L. Fogg has
been purchased by c. D. Nichols.
Miss Maude Gaskill of Barton was at
her home here last week, quite i'll with a
bilious attack.
Mrs. R. P. Porter is quite i'll with cry
sipelas. Miss Mamie Roberts is working
for her.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
CABOT,

Julia Blodgett is visiting her sister
Alice at Johnson.
Martin Wheeler is at home from Mont.
pelier but expects to return to his work
at that place soon.
Eben Smith and B. F. Chester were at
Barre, Thursday.
Henry Preston of Hartford is the guest
of Oscar Morrill,.
Homer Munson is moving to town
from Marshfeld.
Mrs. Della Haines and Elmer Wheeler
are i'll.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rives Putnam spent Fri
day at Hardwick.
Mrs. Florence O'Neil and two children
of Pain6eld visited at Anthony Perry's
last week.
Charles Haines of Waterbury was in
town last Thursday to attend the tune.
raj of his aunt, Mrs. Bellows.
Mrs. Judith Bellows, who has been ill
for some time, died at the home of her
brother Moses Haines, last week Mon
day night. The funeral was held Thurs
day, Rev. H. L. billiard preaching the
sermon. Mrs, Bellows leaves two broth
ers, Moses and Ira Haines, and one sister,
Mrs. Leila Blodgett, all of this town.
Charles Perkins has sold his place to
Charles Harvey of East Woodbury..
Robert Mills and Maggie Carr were
married Monday evening, Feb. %, at
the home of Mr.. Mills, by Rev. H. L. Hill
lard.
Mrs. Mardell Banister of Boston visit
ed her sister, Mrs. H. G. Williams, last
week.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
Taking no Chances on r1organ.

A good story about J. Pierpont Nor
gan has just come to light,
At the notable dinner that P. A. B
Widener gave to Mr.. Morgan last winter
in Philadelphia, it happened, by some
unfortunate oversight, that the guest
of honor had no oyster fork. In com
menting good naturally on this accident
Mr.. Morgan said:
II am reminded of an arecdote my
father used to tel about a certain Mrs
Murphy. Mrs. Murphy, it seems, was
dining out, and had no saltspoon. The
hostess called the buffers attention to
this fact.
"Wiliam,' she said, Mrs. Murphy
has no saltspoon.'
Madam William answered gravely
the last time Mrs. Murphy dlned here
we lost saltspoon.'
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
A VILLAGE WONDER
THE HAMLET OF BIG SPRING, WIS,
HAS A SENSATION.
Agitation Over the Story of n Woman Who
Wanted to Die-Her Condition Due
to Serious Ill Health.

Big Spring, Adams county, Wiscon-
sin, is much the same as other country
villages where every residents affairs
are pretty well known to everybody else.
1t was no secret, therefore, that Mrs
Jennette WILDER leda an unhappy life and
had wished for death as a relief from
her suffering. "For twenty-five years |
was tortured with indigestion, 'she says,
but now [ am well, thanks to DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills, and I have told all
my friends of the almost miraculous
way i'll which was cured.
Everyone in the village knows of my
long sickness. After each meal, gas
would form i'll my stomach and cause
me great distress. So great was my
suffering that l thought many times it
would be Il relief to die OF course |
was treated by the best doctors i'll our
section, but the help they give me was
only temporary. was very careful Of
my diet but as became worse [ had
difficulty i'll retaining the simplest food,
i'll fact, the smell Of food often nauseated
me. One day saw DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People mentioned in q
newspaper and, although had tried
many medicines without being benefited,
[ decided to try them. [ knew that my
case, being Of long standing, could not
be cured in day and | gave the pills Il
thorough trial. | began to improve
slowly after taking the first box and i'll
q few months | was entirely free from
indigestion and could eat anything l
wanted. Since that time [ have been
troubled but once when l became run
down from Overwork. [ resorted to DR..
Williams Pink Pills again and was soon
entirely Well"
Anyone having indigestion or dyspep-
sia can be cured if DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People are given a suf-
ficent trial. These pills act, not on the
symptoms, but on the cause Of diseases
arising from impoverished blood or
shattered nerves. They cure partial
paralysis, locomotor ataXia, st. Vitus'
dance, sciatica, neuralgia, nervous head
ache, aftcr-etfects of the grip, palpita-
ton of the heart, pale and sallow COM
plexions aud all forms of weakness.
At all druggists, or direct from DR..
Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady,
N. Y, fifty cents per box; six boxes for
two dollars and half.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
LOWER WATERFORD.

Mr., and Mrs. Grant OF Lunenburg are
visiting relatives in town.
Mrs. Stillman Cutting spent last week
at West Waterford.
Several from this vicinity attended
Mrs. Fred Richardson's funeral at Little
ton, Thursday.
Ralph Sherry of Groton and Charles
Ross OF St. Johnsbury were in town last
week.
Frank Revoir is visiting his aunt at st,
Johnsbury.
Mrs. E. w. Brown read a sermon
Sunday. Rev. Mr.. Hird will preach
March and Is.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Ross invited
about % of their friends to the home of
Stephen Reed last Thursday evening,
where most enjoyable evening was
spent. Music was furnished by Rupert
and Ellen Cutting and dancing was in
dulged in until a late hour. Refresh
ments of cake, coffee and sandwiches
were served.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
EAST BARNET,

Ross Farnsworth came home Saturday
from Westminster.
Ernest Randall commenced work for
the Roy Brothers this week.
Florence Dickinson is visiting friends ii
Lyndonville this week.
Alvah Blandin and Eddie have both
gone to st. .Johnsbury to work.
John Adams, who works at Wallis il
Lyndonville, spent Sunday at his home
here.
The concert Friday evening was wei
attended and very much enjoyed, es
pecially the reading by Miss Bernict
Webb.
Rev. Mr.. Lawrence from New York
preached here Sunday afternoon and
gave very fine sermon. The house was
well filed
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
Monday morning on account of sickness,
and W. Smelling took his place on the
team.
LYNDONVILLE.
Death of John Nelson.

| =,
Thursday morning, after an illness OF
only two days, though he has been in
poor health for over two years. The
funeral was held Saturday afternoon at
his late home, Rev. W. R. Mather
preaching the funeral sermon. Music
was furnished by the Methodist Quart.
cite. The G. A. R., of which he was a
member, attended in body. Mr.. Mel
son was born in Wheelock, Aug. 81,
1928. In 1875 he married Mrs. Lucy D.
Hall. He has lived in California, Colo
RADIO, Lynn, Mass, and in Vermont. He
| also served four years in the civil war.
lie leaves four brothers and sisters and a
step daughter.
| Mrs. Margaret McDermott died at the
home of her daughter, Mrs. c. S. Phil
brick, last week Tuesday. Services were
held at the house Thursday morning.
| The remains were taken to McInooes
Falls for burial beside her husband.
A large number of the friends Of Mrs.
| Charles Walter went from this place to
her home in Lyndon last Thursday even
ing to give her surprise party.
c. H. German of Boston is in town for
a few days.
Claude Chapman has gone to work in
Newport.
Mrs. Lulu Bigelow gave a whist party
Thursday evening to several of her
friends.
H. A. Bems is in Worcester, Mass.
The Episcopal and Catholic churches
are holding daily services through Lent.
]. M. LeBourveau and c. L. Stuart
have been visiting their father, who is
very i'll at his home in Canada.
The 6. L. A. of B. L. E. will hereafter
hold its meetings in Woodsvile, as that
| is more central.
The Shakespeare Club will hold their
gentlemens night March %.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. Park were in
Lowell, Mass, last week.
Mrs. ]. c. Bishop of Waltham, Mass,
is guest at the home of E. D. Brown.
Tracy Phillips of Newport is the guest
of his father, Charles Phillips.
Mrs. Lucy Huntlv, who has been in
Rutland, was called home last week on
account of the illness and death of her
grandfather, Mr.. Nelson.
Miss Hattie Stearns has gone to work
in the Peerless factory.
Mrs. Charles Hosmer spent last week
in Rutland and Dorset.
The Institute Base Ball team played
with the Village team Wednesday after
noon in Music Hall. The Institute won
the game, the score being IA to 4.
The Shakespeare Club will meet at the
Universalist church today. Papers will
be read by Mrs. John Kimball and Mrs.
Charles T. Walter
Fred Paige, who went to work in
Amesbury, Mass, two weeks ago, has
come home seriously i'll with brain trouble.
His brother Frank is caring for him at
the home of his parents in Sutton.
Mrs. 0. NJ. Badger has been visiting
her daughter, Lillian Gordon, in St, Johns
bury.
The Woman's Foreign Missionary So
ciety met with Mrs. ]. L. Parker Tuesday
afternoon. Papers on India were read
by Mrs, c. A. Squres and Mrs. Jay But
Ter.
The monthly business meeting of the
Epworth League will be held with Mrs.
]. Butler Friday evening.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
WHEELOCk.

George Gifin, who died at Lyndon
Center, was brought here for burial.
Funeral services Sunday were conducted
by Rev. Mr.. Lyster, assisted by Revs.
Lance, Roys and Sargent.
Will Graves OF Glover has been visiting
at Will Smiths for few days.
Charles Ranney OF Sheffield is drawing
iced from Lyndon for ]. Mcdowell
Alden Ranney has about completed his
JOB OF matching and planning lumber Tor
Lang & WEIGH.
Dick Hovey, who has been driving
team for Lang & WEIGH, went home
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
WEST RupkE

The community was deeply saddened
Saturday evening by the death of Miss
May Elvira AIdrich, who died shortly
after eight O'Clock, having been i'll less
than week with tubercular peritonitis.
She was taken suddenly i'll Monday even.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04
MOTH DANViLLE,

Instead OF the usual supper and social
the Ladies Aid OF the Free Baptist So
ciety will furnish dinner March /, in the
vestry OF the church. All are cordially
invited.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04

The foreign laborer rarely eats meat.
1t is beyond his reach. He supports life
on brown bread, macaroni, spaghetti,
skimmilk, oatmeal, potatoes, olive oil
and vegetables, coupled with ration
of cheap beer or wine. The laboring
man in America usually gets meat
twice a day and often three times and
is without any doubt the best fed Ia
boring man on the face of the earth
The attempt to feed him as the Euro
pean laborer is fed would start an i'll
surrectiOn at once.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04

The gopher knoll is a common fea-
ture on all prairie farms, or rather was
during the early days of settlement.
This knoll, a mound rod or more in
diameter elevated above the general
level Of the ground from eighteen inch
es to two feet and made up of the earth
eXcavated from the burrows beneath
it, always produced much heavier
growth of corn or grain than the soil
Immediately adjoining it. We are asked
the why ana wherefore of this. 1t
proves two things to us-one the value
of perfect subsoiling and drainage, the
other that prairie subsoils when
brought to the surface and exposed to
the action of the elements contain as
much plant food and are just as capa-
BILE of producing good crops as surface
soils.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1903-03-04

The apple tree blight, which was so
common last year, is of bacterial ORR
gin, for which it is useless to spray.
The only available remedy seems to be
the cutting off of the blighted limbs
below the point of infection and burn
ing them up, Wet seasons superinduce
blight more than dry ones, and espe-
cially should certain varieties of apple
trees, such as the Transcendent crab
and the Tetofsky, both good apples, be
kept out of the orchard, as the disease
Is certainly spread by infection.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-04-07
Man More Liquid Than sOIid.

Every fiber and every cell that enters
into the formation of a living body is
bathed In moisture, by which means
alone these ultimate elements are kept
alive and are enabled to carry out their
duties. Even the bones, which appear
to be the most solid Of all, owe more
than half their weight to the presence
of fluid.
That our bodies contain a large
amount OF fluid is proved In a striking
manner by the bllsters which rise after
the infiction of burn.
Water, In fact, plays a very impor'
tant part in the human anatomy, for 1t
is through its agency that the vital
processes of digestion, absorption and
the excreton of waste products are
carried out.
To reduce the whole matter to figures
and taking 154 pounds to be the total
weight Of an average full grown man,
IT is said that water alone accounts for
100 pounds Of the whole.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1903-04-07
wanted a Chinese song.

Most Of the policemen in Australia
are Irishmen, whose genius for humor-
Gus laundering loses nothing Of its quail
ity under the Southern Cross. Here is
an instance: Many Chinese names are
reminiscent of q burlesque and are
probably merely barbarian caricatures
of the originals. OF these Fong Fat
All Su and All Foo are the most COM
mon.
A newly appointed crier IN county
court was ordered by the judge in a
case in which a Chinese was witness
to call for All Song. The son of Erin
looked puzzled and darted look at
the bench to try to discover If this
was a colonial joke; but, seeing the
Judge as grave as an undertaken, he
turned to the audience and blandly in
quired, Gentlemen, will any Of you IA
Yor his honor with songT