The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1903-01-08
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BY l. D.

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Our New Years Day entertainment
was great success from start to finish.
Miss Nina Black burns "Needles and
pins, needles aud pins, when mans
married his trouble begins" seemed to
hit good many Of the boys. Or was
it to the sweet face, expressive eyes or
charming young womanhood of the
reciter the applause manifested itselff
Or both? eve hope to have the pleas
ure of inscribing small poem to her
honor in the near future.) Mrs. Maud
Ulmer Jones sings divinely las Mrs.
Grundy would say and her rendering
of "For You" stirred the audience to
encore after encore. Truly, we are
much beholden to Mrs. Scott and her
obliging husband for their liberal share
in our entertainment.
Going by the Salvation Army bar
racks in San Francisco while the audi
ence was singing "Pull For the Shore"
we noticed sailor on the sidewalk,
bawling: "Bull Frogs on Shore, Sailor,
Bull Frogs on Shore" To be sure he
was four sheets in the wind, and vainly
trying to cast anchor on the port side
of lamp-post.
Desperate Dawes chef d'oeuvre
should be to kotow to his betters,
mentally of course.
Plenty Of 'em.
Nursery tales,
| ia On Kindergarten scales, 4
Are oft full of prosperous thinkers,
But thinkers galore
Very tired and footsore
Are glad to get coffee and sinkers.
Bible puzzle: What king of kings
granted what scribe of scribes carte
blanche to all his requests?
If we were one year older, we would
be twice as old as we were 10 years
ago. How old are we? Oil up your
algebra!
Wben You Stop at EoteIs On the Quiet.
When leaving home on journey, be sure
Not to stop at hotels on the quiet.
When your business been seen to- and pleasures
allure,
Don't stop at hotels on the quiet;
You meet there some people you thought homt
would be,
They've come there on business. like you, don't
| you see,
! But oh, how it catches-this "easy and Free"
! When you stop at hotels on the quiet.
You get up in the morning and feel rather blue.
| When you stop at hotels on the quiet.
You steer for the bar for CHERRY" or two,
When you stop at hotels on the quiet
You then have sirlon some eggs or chop,
The coffee turns everything in you flip-fop,
Your head feels SO funny, it spins like top,
When you stop at hotels on the quiet
You want a good smoke so you play the machine,
| When you stop at hotels on the quiet
You may have some luck-sure, you won on.
fifteen,
AS you do at hotels on the quiet
The girls rather pretty, to please her you try,
You tell her some stories and then wonder why
As you meet on the outside she looks at the sky,
When she works at hotels on the quiet.
You look very shabby, your boots need shine,
When you stop at hotels on the quiet,
You hunt up the porter, that's right in his line,
When he works at hotels on the quiet;
He looks very courteous, obliging and neat,
You're in need of a messenger, SILENT discreet,
But he soaks you wheel, just to go cross the
street,
When you stop at hotels on the quiet.
met once a widow, she smiled, grew bold
When I stopped at hotels on the quiet,
She wasn't so young, neither did she look old,
When she stopped at hotels on-the quiet;
took her in style to the opera one night,
The boys all declared she looked out of sight,
But next morning at breakfast she did look a.
fright,
As they do at hotels on the quiet.
There was Mr.. X, but he registered Hume,
When he stopped at hotels on the quiet,
And nobody there knew it was nom de plume,
When he stopped at hotels on the quiet.
He greeted the clerk who met him with glee,
And gave him his old room, it was twenty-three
But his neighbor was trying to reach the high G.
u Which is bad at hotels on the quiet.
Next morning he asked. who's stopping mex
And stops at hotels on the quiet?''
J The clerk barely winked and answered: mis-
Moore