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Sharp County record., 1903-10-16
Some Queer Ads.

Here are few specimens of
queer advertisements collected
irom different papers.-Club Wo-
man:
"Bulldog for sale; will eat any
thing; very fond Of children"
"Wanted-A boy to be partly
outside and partly behind the
counter" :"
"Widow in comfortable circum-
stances wishes to marry two
sons"
"Annual sale now on; don't go
elsewhere to be cheated; come in
here"
"a lady wants to sell her piano,
as she is going abroad in a strong
iron frame"
"Wanted-By a respectable
girl, her passage to New York;
willing to take care Of children
and a good sailor"
"Lost-Near Highgato arch
way, an umbrella belonging to a
gentleman with a bent rib and a
bone handle"
"Nlr, Brown, furrier, bogs to
announce that be will make up
gowns, capes, ETC., for ladies OUT
Sharp County record., 1903-10-16
Boys wild Ride For Life.

With family around expecting MIN
TO die, and son riding for life, 10
miles, to get DR.. Kings New Dis
cQeerY for Consumption, Coughs
aud Colds. ". II. Brown, of L"cS>
Vile, Ind, endured deaths agorleS
from asthma: but this wonderful
medicine gave instant relief and soon
cured him. We writes: now sleep
sopud,y every night" Like mar
velous cures Of Consumption, Pncu-
monia, Bronchitis, coughs, Colds and
Grip prove It's matchIcss merit for
all Throat and Lnng troubles. Guar
anteed bottles soc and Slo0. Trial
bottles free at SHOWS drug store.
A rich dress and q poor mind
makes a bad combination.
Life is full Of trials. If it was
not, the lawyers woald become
yagrants.
goJ Egow wa4: 73D s2 g4ElEo
When You take Groves fasteIess
Chill Tonic because the formula IS
plainly printed on every bottle show~
ing that it is simply Iron and Qm,
nlue ip tasteless form. No cure,
no pay. soc.
Domestic infelicity often grows
without care or cultivation.
Fearful Odds 3 gainst A5saq.
Bedridden, alone and destitute,
Such in briei was the condition Of an
old soldier by,,name of j. ), J,IIaven,
Versailles, O. For years he was
troubled with Kidney disease and
neither doctors nor IN edIwne gave
him relief. At length ne tried EIec-
tic BItters. 1t put HIM on his feet IN
short order and pow he testilies, Il
am on the road to complete recoy>
erv." Best on earth for. Liver and
Kidney troubles and all forms Of
Stomach aud Bowel Complaints.
Guaranteed by Snow, the Drqggist.
Come to the Record office for
all legal blanks.
The cheerful live long in years,
also in the estimation Of the poo
pie.
F0Eey'S Honey and Tar
for chtgdrer,safe. sure. No oDiafes.
A mule never kicks twice in
the same place. 1t don't have to.
BWcliEcn's ATnica Saaye.
Has world, ,wide fame for marvel.
Gus cures. 1t surpasSes any othe!
salve, lotion, ointment or BALM toI
Cats, Corns, Burnvs BolIs, Sores,
Felons. Ulcers, Fever Sores, Salt
Rheum, Chapped Hands, Skin Erup,
tions. nfalhble for Piles. Cure
guaranteed. Only 25c at Shows
Drugs tore.
The picture Of despair is always
enclosed in a bad frame of mind.
To Cure Cold Oao Day
Take Laxative Bromo.Quinine
Tablets All druggists refund. the
money If it fails to are, 4. W.
Groves signature Is on each box
25 cents,
Sometimes a mans crooked
ness is the result of an attempt
to make both ends meeU.
Sharp County record., 1903-10-16
GENERAL NEWS.

DOONlIl4S'
Slack business has caused the
quarterly dividend on stock in the
steel trust to be reduced one-halt'
The Rhode Island republicans
have endorsed President Roose-
Welt and nominated General Colt
Tor governor,
Hebrew pupils at q st. Joseph,
Mo-, school Last week refused to
repeat the Lords prayer after
their teacher.
United States Senator Platt OF
New York was married this week
to Mrs. Janeway. Senator Plat
is 70 years old.
Christian Teller died few days
ago at Avena, Illinois, following
his wife son and daughter, all Of.
whom have died within TWO.
months.
William S. Bissell, who was
postmaster general in Grover
Cleveland's 6 second cabinet, died
at Buffalo, N. Y, last week, aged
56 years.
A farm owned by Russell Sage
in Rockland county, New York,
was sold for non-payment Of taxes
last week and was bought in by
the county.
Thomas Foote, q farmer living
near Mobile, Alabama, committed
suicide last week, using medicine,
knife and gun before he COM
pleted the job.
A tribe Of Indian giants from
Patagonia, known as the most
gigantic people of the world, will
be secured as an attraction for
the worlds fair.
A French multi millionaire
plans the establishment of a ne
gro empire in.Africa. He hopes
to get many subjects from the
Southern states.
S. Hill shot and killed George
Bland, his son-in-law at Char
Iotte, North Carolina, last week.
Hill was enraged because his
daughter welded Bland,
Minor l. ong, a negro who at
tempted to murder a white man,
was taken from Jail at Francis
vile, Louisiana, one day last
week and riddled with bullets.
Rev. Jacob Marks of Richland,
Wisconsin, while delivering 9
sermon on "Life," and while
talking of the uncertainty of life,
fell dead. He was "A years old,
Miss Marie Johnson has been
arrested in New York, on .
charge of ombezzling $1,000 from
the United States Playing Card
Company, by whom she was en-
ployed.
An increase in the death rate
of the United States army from
13 per thousand in 1901 to Is per
thousand in 1902, is,shown in1the
annual report or the surgeon-
general, The increase is attrib-
uted mainly to cholera.
4 desperate hand to hand en-
counter with an armed insane
man, who was determined to see
the President, occurred in the
vestibule of the White House one
day last week. The police finally
succeeded in placing the maniac
under arrest.
The receipts for the first day Of
the annual city tax collection IN
New York amounted to S10,225,-
600. This great sum was borne
after night in wagon to a bank
in Wall street. The treasure was
guarded by four policemen, some
Of whom Wppn seated within thn
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05

space ana the almost inInIluGe OF
worlds become Ineligible from his
point Of view. He believes that the
spiritual man will be the inhabitant of
all these worlds and that, as emigra-
ton from this earth is the future evO-
lutionary process by which these
worlds are to be inhabited, the inhab-
itants of the whole universe will be of
the same family and constitute great
spiritual brotherhood for all the ages
of the future.
Dr. Moore thinks that the numerous
worlds now uninhabited are in Il state
of preparation for gloritied man, as the
present earth was a long time in prep
aration for original man. DR.. Moore is
a theologian and journalist of reputa-
ton both in America and Europe. He
was for many years resident of Lon
don and is still editor of a leading re-
ligious magazine published there. His
wife is president of Christian Female
college at Columbia.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05

New Theory Evolution Advanced by
the Missouri Bible College

DR.. W. T. Moore, dean emeritus Of
the Missouri Bible college at Colum-
bia, Mo, recently completed the man
uscript of book which will cause a
sensation among theologians and scien-
tsts says the st. Louis Republic.
DR.. Moore is theistic evolutionist,
though his new definition of evolution
will be quite satisfactory even to con-
servatives. He traces man in his orr
gin, history and destiny, and in the
concluding chapter of the book, enti-
tied Death and the Other Side," he
attempts to show the meaning of the
numerous worlds which now roll in
space without inhabitants.
DR.. Moore's theory is, in brief, that
man will go on progressing through the
cycles of eternity and that when he as
sumes his spiritual body at the resur-
rection he then will be prepared to In
habit some of the planets or stars
which are now uninhabited.
He concludes that the infnitude of
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05
Cures Eczema, itching HumOrs, Pimples
and carhuncIes. Costs Nothing to Try.

B. B. Botanic Blood Balm is
certain aud sure cure for eczema
itching skin, humors;, soaps, scales'
watery blisters, pimples, aching bones,
or Joints, boils, carbuncles, prickliqg
NJ IN the skin, old eating sores. ulcers
Etc Botanic Blood Balm cures the
worst and most dee p-seated cases by
enriching, purifvin g and vitalizing the
blood. thereby .giv ing healthy blood
supply to the skin. Heals every sore
the Skin. Builds up the broken down
body and makes the blood req ana
nourishing. Especially advised for
chronic, old cases, that doctors, patent
medicines and hot springs fail TO cure.
Drug gists 81, with complete directions
for home cL-e. To prove B. 3. b.
cures sample will be sent free and pre-
LII nv writing Blood Balm Co., At
ANITA. Ca. Describe trouble and free
MEDICAL advice will be sent in sealed
! etter.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05
ASCENT OF MOUNT RAINIER.
Two Daring Men Prove Mountain
Still SurmOuntable.

DR. W. r. Belts of New Orleans and
Fl. NJ. Sarvant of Tacoma, Wash, have
made thrilling ascent of Mount Raj
nier, says the New York Times. DIR.
Belts read in newspapers that the
mountain had not been assembled for
four years on account Of great breaks
in the ice walls about Gibraltar rock.
Old guides had gone to Gibraltar rock
for several seasons past only to turn
back without reaching the top.
DR.. Belts was determined to disprove
the theory that the mountain is in
surmountable. Reaching Tacoma a few
DAYS ago, he started at once for Para
disc valley, on the southern slope. De
scending from Pinacle peak Of the
Tatoosh range, both men took a peril
GUS slide of half mile down steep
snow fields. After previously carrying
food to Camp Muir the climbers start
ed on Sunday evening to make the
ascent. They camped at Muir until
daybreak but the weather was bitter
ly cold, making sleep impossible. AT
9 d. M. they discarded all unnecessary
clothing, taking only alpine stocks and
cameras, and started.
Reaching the glaciers about Gibral-
tar, they were compelled to use ropes
and to cut 500 steps in the ice with
Ratchet in making zigzag journey up
ice slopes and around crevasses. They
found that avalanches had carried
away great rocky ledge above Glib
raltar on which previous climbers had
depended in ascending one of the
steepest places. The summit was reach
ed at IL a. m. They visited three
peaks. Investigat ton showed that there
had been no recent volcanic activity, as
was supposed, though steam and sui
nhur fumes still rise in the craters.
They reached Paradise valley at .
o'clock the next night, twenty-five
hours after commencing the ascent.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05
JOKE ON INVENTOR EDISON
How a Cigarette Smoker Turned
the Trick On Him.

Thomas Alva Edison is bitter en-
envy of cigarettes, says the Chicago
Tribune. He will not allow anybody
to smoke them in his presence, and
although many of his employees are
what might be termed habltual cigar
cite smokers, such men take care not
to come around Mr.. Edison when they
have what the inventor calls ga filthy
weed" in their mouths. This accounts
for the fact that in the neighborhood
of the entrance to Edison's private
Office there are usually considerable
number of cigarette stumps. Yester-
dav morning MIR. Edison found packet
of cigarette paper outside the door OF
his Office. He picked it up and went
hack to his desk and wrote the follow
ing sign:
IA degenerate who is retrograding
toward lower animal life has lost his
racket. Same can be had by applying
to storekeeper
The sign attracted considerable at
tention. because it was written by the
inventor, and his handwriting is we'll
known about the Edison works. Mr..
Edison did not say on the sign why
it was necessary FOR the owner OF the
racket. which he had pinned on the
notice, TO call on the storekeepeer. so
when the person who lost the packet
came along he took possession of his
property without asking permission OF
the storekceper. In it's place he put a
plug of chewing tobacco. The sign did
not remain in its place long after that.
Edison uses chewing tobacco.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05
MONSTER FREIGHT DEPOT.
Cincinnati to Have the Largest of
Its Kind in the World.

Ground was broken recently in Gin
cinnatl for what will be the largest
building In the world devoted to the
uses Of a freight depot or warehouse,
says the Cincinnat' Times-Star. The
new structure Win De erected by the
Baltimore and Ohio Southwestern rail
road on the north side of Second street,
extending from the Chesapeake and
Ohio bridge to Mill street, a distance
of about three ordinary blocks, the full
length Of the building being 1927 feet,
with a width at the first floor of fifty
six feet and forty weight feet above that
story The building will be as nearly
fireproof as it is possible to make it,
with speed elevators to carry the heav-
lest kind of freight to any Of the five
floors. Brick and steel will be used in
the construction. Besides this immense
depot and warehouse the Baltimore and
Ohio Southwestern is erecting on an
adjoining lot a combined round and
power house, $50 feet in length and
three stories high. The first floor OF
this building will be occupied as Il
roundhouse, with SIX stalls, boiler and
engine room, for furnishing heat, pow
err and light to the big warehouse and
passenger coaches and for the store
keepers headquarters. On the second
floor the superintendent Of the dining
car service will have his rooms, In
Guiding refrigerators and storerooms.
The Pullman company also will have
a yard office on this floor, as will also
the car repairers. The third floor will
include twenty rest rooms, where belat-
ed trainmen may find lodging. There
will be reading rooms, shower and tub
baths and other modern conveniences
In connection with these rest rooms.
The entire cost of the new buildings
will be about $650,OO0. The ground
upon which they are being erected
cost nearly 100000.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05
The Red Cross Society.

The Red Cross Society of this coun-
try seems to be in rather bad way.
The opinion is being thrown out in
some of the newspapers that before it
can amount to much it will have TO be
thoroughly reorganized. Nothing, it
il claimed, can be done with the pres
ent organization. II reorganization Is
resisted there will be a movement to
start another organization-at least,
that report comes from Washington.
1t seems that Miss Barton is In the
way of reorganization OF the society.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05

ST am just up from hard spell OF
the fiux" (dysentery) says Mr.. L. A
Primer. a we'll known merchant OF
Drummond, Tenn. 81 used one small
bottle of Cham berlains Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy and was cured
without having a doctor. l consider
it the best cholera medicine in the
world. 4" There is no need of employ
ing doctor when this remedy is used,
for no doctor can prescribe a better
medicine for bowel complaint in any
form either for children or adults. 1t
never fails and is pleasant to take.
For sale by Dawson Drug Co., Dawson;
Willitord & Co., PArrott.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05
Not 0Ver-WiSe.

Fuere Is an old allegorical picture
sIfl scared at a grass-hopper, but
ue act OF heedlessly treading on q
r. This is paralleled by the man
'penos a large sum of money
nug cyclone cellar, but neglects
I'O'iue his family with a bottle of
IOefIain's Collie, Cholera and
'HOea Remedy as a safeguard
us' BOWEL complaints. whose vic
5uuusnumber those of the cyclone q
f. ,,eu TO one. This remedy is every
recognized as the most prom pt
Enable medicine in use for these
|Sss. FOR sale by Dawson Drug
lawson; Williford & Co., Parrot.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05
eeoruia Lady Wants To Vote.

Representative Daniel of Emanuel
county has az least one constituent
who is in favor of female suffrage.
This morning Mr.. Daniel received a
letter from a lady residing in his
county requesting him to Introduce
and have passed an act allowing white
women owning property to the value
of $500 to vote in all elections held in
this state. The representative from
Emanuel is now studying up on the
question of woman suffrage.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05
Seed Do Not Cause Appendicitis.

The idea that cherry stones, grape
seeds and the like are the cause OF APP
pepdicftis does not seem to be borne
out by experience. They are some
Times found in the yermiform apDen-
dix, but there is no good reason for be-
lieving that they really cause appen-
diciUis.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1903-08-05
NOTICE OF REMOVAL.

}. r. Cochran & Co. propretors of the Cut
Price Store, will move on or before Septem-
Der into the store house between Dawson
Drug Co. and the Bee Hive. We expect to
have full stock and prices to suit every one.
J. r. COCHRAN & CO.. : Dawson, Georgia.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12
Deafness Cannot be Cured.

by local applications, as they can not
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an innamed con-
dition OF the mucous lining of the Eus-
tachian tube. When this tube is In
famed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing. and when it is en-.
tirely closed. deafness is the result,
and unless the Inflammation can be Ia
ken out and this tube restored TO its
normal condition, hearing will be de
stroyed forever; nine cases out Of ten
are caused by catarrh. which is moth
ing but an inflsmed condition OF the
mucous surfaces.
We will give one hundred dollars foi
any ease OF deafness (caused by ca
tarrh-that can not be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure Send for circulars free
f. j. CHENEY, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12
Bankruptcy Notice.

In the District Court OF the United
States, fo' the Southern District OF
the Indian Territory. In the matter
of A. A. Black and John Black. bank
rupts. in bankruptcy.
To the creditors of A. A. Black and
John Black, Of Midland, !. r. in d.
vision of the district aforesaid. bank
rupts. Notice is hereby given that
on the 7tA day OF March A. d., 1908,
the said A. A. Black and John Black
were duly adjudicated bankrupts, and
that the first meeting OF said creditors
will be held at my Office in Ada on
the 18th day OF March, A. d., 1908, at
10 o'clock in the forenoon, at which
time the said creditors may attend.
prove their claims appoint a trustee.
examine the bankrupts, and transact
such other business as may properly
|, come before said meeting.
b. p. GIBBS.
Referee in Bankruptcy.
First Published March 9, 1903.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12
BANKRUPTCY NOTICE.

In the United States court for the
Southern district OF Indian Terrific
ry. In Bankruptcy.
In the matter OF 2. T. Addington,
bankrupt. In Bankruptcy.
To the creditors Of z. T. Addington
OF Addington and district aforesaid.
bankrupt.
Notice Is hereby given that on the
10Th day Of February A. ID. 1908. the
said q. T. Addington was duly adjudi-
Gated bankrupt. and that the first meet
ing OF his creditors will be held al
the Office OF the undersigned in Chick
asha in said district on the 14th day
OF March A. d. 1908. at 10 o'clock in
the forenoon. at which time the said
creditors may attend. prove their
claims. examine the bankrupt appoint
a trustee. and transact such other bus
mess as may properly come before
said meeting. E. HAMILTON.
Referee in Bankruptcy
First published March T. 1908.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12
MerAoDlsTs TO PRINT a PAPER
But There Win Be No Sporting News
and No Sunday Issue.


At the Methodist ministers meeting
Monday the plans for new secular
morning paper TO be published six
days in the week were explained and
discussed The paper is to be called
the Penn Square Gazette The CAPT
tai stock is 100000 and s25O,OOO Of
this is 20 be preferred.
The paper is to have no sporting
news. It is to be smaller in size than
the present daily sheets and will be
printed in larger type. No advertise
ments are to be admitted on the first
and editorial pages and certain adver-
tisements are not to be admitted at all.
Satisfactory arrangements have been
made for getting the news Of the
world and for editing It properly, so
that there viii be no yellow journal.
ism in the paper. In response to a
question as to whether It would be
necessary to work on the Sabbath in
order to set out the Monday morning
edition, the answer was most emphat.
ic that a paper could not be got out
in any other way.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12
What's in a Name.

Everything is in the name when II
comes to Witch Hazel salve. f. c.
Dewitt & Co. OF Chicago discovered
some years ago how to make a salve
from witch hazel that is a specific for
piles. For blind, bleeding, itching and
pFotruding piles. eczema, cuts, burns
bruises and all skin diseases, DeWitt's
salve has no equal. This has given
rise TO numerous worthless counter
feits. Ask for DeWitt's-the genuine
City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12
A Severe Cold for Three Months.

The following letter from A. J. Nus
baum of Batesville. Ind, tells its own
story. II suffered for three months
with a severe cold. A druggist prepar-
ed me some medicine and a physician
prescribed for me, yet | did not inn
prove. then tried Foley's Honey and
Tar, and eight doses cured me-" Re.
fuse substitutes. For sale by Bonner
& Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12
chiIdren's Coughs and Colds.

Mrs. Joe McGrath. 327 E 1st ST..
Hutchinson. Kan. writes 81 have Civ
en- Billiards. HorehouDd Syrup TO my
children for coughs and colds for the
past four years, and find ii the best
medicine | ever used" Unlike many
cough syrups, it contains no opium, but
will soothe and heal any disease of
the throat or lungs quicker than any
other remedy. 25c, soc and 81 at w.
b. Frames.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12
A Phvsiclan Writes.

'T am desirous of knowing If the
profession can obtain Herbine in bulk
for prescribing purposes? 1t has been
of great use to me in treating cases of
dyspepsia brought on by excesses OF
overwork. have never known it to
fall in restoring the organs affected
to their healthful activity" SOC bottle
at W. b. Frames.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12

A small pill, easy to buy, easy to
take and easy to act. but never fails
in results. DeWitt's Little Early Ris-
ers arouse the secretions and act as
tonic to the liver, curing permanent
y. City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12

When a man gets the grip he can
drink n quart of whisky 70 cure it, but
all a woman can do is to cry because
blowing her nose makes It red.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12
LITERARY SOCIETIES.

The Ladies of the Leaf meet every
Monday from to o'clock with a
member of the society They are
studying American history and have
for their special work this year THE
Found of the Library in the Public
Schools"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12

A Texas man with seven wives has
just been sent to the penitentiary.
Occasionally the law helps a man out
OF bad scrape.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12

The Foreign Missionary Society of
the Broadway M. e. church meets the
first Thursday of each month.
MRS. T. X. KEARNEY, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12

The Parsonage and Home Mission
Society of the Broadway M. h. church
meets the first and third Tuesdays Of
each month at the parsonage.
MRS. HESTER wOLvERToN,
President.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12

No matter how late a man goes
home at night he ought to have too
much consideration for his wife to
argue with her about what time it
is
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1903-03-12

Nothing annoys the youth with a
bunch of keys at the end OF his watch
chain like being asked what time il is.