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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1903-04-07
ADJUSTMENTS.
THE P1cKERrs. .

The Four Pickerts and their company
of comedians gave very creditable per
Torrance of rip Van Wrinkle" at the
Grand last night The speciality work Of
the Pickerts is fery clean. indeed, and
made hit. BABY Blanche amply upheld
her claim Of being the greatest of child
actresses. Mr. Jos. G. Morton as Grip
deserves special mention. Tonight
the bill will be GA Noble Outcast +" A
special matinee will be given Wednesday
afternoon at 2:3o, at which time a
straight vaudeville bill will be presented,
and Baby Blanche will hold reception
Wednesday night the engagement will
close with Wildcat, the Romp."
EXQUISITE MUSIC.
The bandmen Of the Gordon High
landers "Tle Kilties, who will appear
at the GraIh on April IA, for matinee
performance only, have always given
due promi1nce on their programmes to
the works the great masters, and are
equally at pme in performing the less
pretentlous composition of the popu.
lar writer's but they chiefly excel in
their own Hcnliar national music, that
of Scotland and no son of "Old Scotia"
ever mlsseshe opportunity of hearing
the lannon's = ighlanders' Band in pa
triOtlc muse so dear to the hearts of a.
John TamSn's BARNS. 1t is unneces-
sary to refr to the exquisite musical
beauty OF cottish airs and the manner
in which thy appeal to all. Suffice it
to say thathe faithful Interpretation of
Scottish msic by the Gordon High
landers is near perfection as anything
musical cable.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1903-04-07
II. u N. Rates.
&c

I Orleans and return at one fare
$50. &il II, IL. 10; return limit April
Is WI privilege of extending limit to
April Account National Manufac-
turer [ssociation.
st. luis, NJ and return at one fare,
$40. April -, 30 d May LIST. Re-
turn Pit Nj (. Account dedication
cerenies, 81 -ou,s Exposition.
NeDrleans, L., and return at one
fare ! May l. 2, 3, 4 return limit ten
(1O) Is from date of sale. but can be
exterp to May 3d. Account Ameri-
can 4ical Association.
Sapah, Ga, and return at one
fare % cents or $19 %; May 4, 5, 6,
z; req limit May 90, but can be ex
tends 90 June 1st, 1903. Account
South Baptist Convention.
Nelrleans and return at special
low rof $l5.55. May IS to 81, in
clusireturn limit May "A, but can be
extern to June 10 Account Confed-
erateterans' Reunion. We will take
pleas in giving all possible informa-
Lion ferniDg t0is trip. Let us en-
gage sleeping car space soon as
posi-
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1903-04-07

APFX TAKEN FROM A BABY. For
the fiime, it is believed, in the
histoi surgery. a baby has been
operapon for the removal of the
verml appendix. The infant is two
montl twenty days old, and is the
son o and Mrs. Henry Forres, of
San Hsco.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1903-04-07
'PHoNE 3 for plumbing, willett.

SEE THR BuGG1Es. j. S. Wilson
& Bro. pde themselves on pleasing
their Outsiders aud holding their trade.
The reasoIthey go back is easily ex-
planned Thy sell the best vehicles that
can be sd for the money. Go and
look at thF huggies "a hig lot Just in
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1903-04-07

LO1E EGGS AND POULTRY. Watson
AudrI Jas on hand for Brent Bros. /,
waltz shipment order, 800 cases of
eggs 200 dozen in all He shipped
this IO coops of poultry. There
have good many shipments of
eggs teek by other parties -Flem-
ingsbimes- Democrat.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1903-04-07

INVENT COMPANY CASE. The at
tornd DR.. A. p. Taylor has filed
motif a new trial, in Lexington.
The ipal reasons for the asking for
the q ng of new trial as set forth
ia thfion are the misconduct of the
jury Eeral incidents.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1903-04-07

PRIvAC- Very otter personal in
terviews We rise to certain unwtl-
come putity. Remember there is no
"crOss tai over the Home Telephone
and yourbnv,rsAtion is strictly pr
vate ftf)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1903-04-07

CHI CUT FLowERs.-I represent
Bell. Lexington Florist, and can fur
nish ers on short not ce for funerals.
wedd. BALI, par les, etc. Lave
your r with me at Spears & Brent's
groce JOHN SPEARS. Agent.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1903-04-07

SEED Os For Northern seed oat
go to GeoN. Stuart, directly opposite
the freighlepot. ttf)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1903-04-07

LADIES HOES. Stunning styles in
Ladies SEES. So 90 and $3.50 grades
for 50 so, Thomson's If
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

Most men admire those who jolly
them.
Prosperity is frequently the prelude
70 adversely.
Borrowed money often causes 3 to-
tai loss Of memory.
Many q man works hard "a trying
10 avoid hard work.
II takes more than q college diploma
to make 3 diplomat.
People who ridicule fools are usu-
ally In the same boat.
Cultivate prudence; do not eat to-
morroW's dinner today.
A married man gets to eat what his
wife wants him to eat.
We can stand nearly everything bet.
ter than q gr~aphophone.
Men and Holsters both turn red when
they get into hot water.
No, Cordelia. key rings are not made
by hammering on a piano.
A man isn't necessarily cool because
he shivers when in danger.
A girl may say mo" but she knows
how to retouch her negative.
To beg q girls pardon after stealing
a kiss is an objectionable insult.
Decoy ducks are the kind o en-
counter at some boarding houses.
The people eat stuff a goat won eat
and then complain o. Indigestion.
Some men pay small debts for the
purpose of contracting large ones.
The wise Office seeker sticks to his
regular job until he gets the Office.
Heaven hasn't time to help the man
who is a victim Of that tired feeling.
1t takes a strong. minded woman to
convince herself that she is homely.
Sentences Of some orators are 80
carefully rounded of that they lack
point.
Having a good time is the most
strenuous undertaking a man can at
tempt.
Don't think because a woman is fair
that she Isn't capable Of being unfair
at times.
You can almost see the cracks in the
average mans voice when he attempts
to MARBLE.
When a locomotive is using sand,
brakemen say "the old girl Is on the
seashore."
Every time some men make a move
they are accused of trying to avoid
paying rent.
All the worlds a stage and every
mothers son of us wants to be the
property man.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
Cancer Cured.

Mr.. w. W. Prickett, SmithHeld. ILL.,,
writes, Sept. 10, 1901: II had been
suffering several years with Il caurer
on my face, which gave me great an
noyance and untearable itching.
was using Billiards. Snow Eminent for
a sore leg. ana through an accident,
rubbed some Of the liniment on the
cancer, and as it gave me almost in
slant relief, ! decided to continue to
use the Eminent on the cancer Ia a
short time the cancer cane ont, my
face healed up and there is not the
slightest scar left. 1 have implicit
faith in the merits of this preparation,
and it cannot be too highly recon-
mended." 25,, SOC and 81 90. For
sale Jy all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
8@ HANDSOME LOT - Ms
H9~GATHERED GEMS. ENo6
HANDSOME LOT OF

I When q man gets the Worst Of an
argument he always declares be was
only trying TO draw the other fellow
out.
An Iowa editor has held bis post for
fifty years, and yet the other fellows
insist upon telling him how 10 run his
paper.
It takes q good deal more money 10
keep up appearances than Il does TO
get where you don't have to keep
them up.
Look out now for s~uggestiugs Of a
southern mar for vice president. Il
"comes" every four years, and "goes"
as often.
II a lover Of q buxom maiden could
sit down In cold blood and study the
shape OF her fat mother he might feel
different.
While a widow is pretending to
learn things from a man she teaches
him more than he ever knew in his
whole life.
Married people should be IS careful
10 pull uOWn tue GuGtAlu Wuou lucy
are making 1t up As when they are
quarreling.
Those who blurt out things which
get those you dislike into trouble, are
ingenuou9; and those who tell on you,
are "bla5s."
Whenh man tells you that all wo-
men a4e decisions and mares it's
doughDhts to fudge he has been shared
by a diffusion.
"Se1f pity" says the Cynical Bache.
Tor, 'Ss the great comfort Of married
mem They always look sorry for
Congress has again tackled the bale
fuk cigarette. Now watch the trust
tackle congress, and the whole thing
end in smoke.
There are h%tty.seven different
metals but IL a man has plenty Of gold
he doesn't have to worry about the
other hfty-six.
We have observed that while cold
air Is supposed to bring roses to the
cheek, il use up its supply of paint
on the ose first.
You can never make one woman
believe another is her friend unless
she conddes to her, her suspicious
about her husbrnd.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
Instant Relief and Speedy
Cure Afforded BY
CTfGTra Soap, Ointment and Pills
When All Else Fails.
COMPLETE TREATMENT, Sl.OO.

The agonizing itching and burning Of
the skin, as In eczema; the frlghtful
scaling, al in psoriasis; the loss Of hair
and crusting Of the scalp, as in SCALED
head; the facial Disagreement, as In
pimpies and ringworm; the awful suf-
fering Of infants and the anxiety Of
WORKOUT parents, as in milk crust, tet-
ter and salt rheum, all demand a REM
edy Of almost superhuman virtues to
successfully cope with them. That
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills are
such stands proven beyond all doubt.
No statement Is made regarding them
that is not justified by the strongest
evidence. The purity and sweetness,
the power to afford immediate relief,
the certainty Of speedy and permanent
cure, the absolute safety and great
economy, have made them the standard
skin cures and humour remedies Of the
civilized world.
Battle the affected parts with hot
water and Cuticura Soap, to cleanse the
surface Of crusts and scales and soften
the thickened cuticle. Dry, without
hard rubbing, and apply Cuticura ONT
ment freely, to aIlay itching, irritation
and Inflammation, and soothe and heal,
and, lastly, In the seVerer forms, take
Cuticura ResolVent Pills, to cool and
cleanse the blood. A single set is often
sufficient to cure the most torturing,
disfguring and humiliating skin, scalp
and blood humours, with loss Of hair,
when all else fails.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

When two people who love each
other quarrel there is no harm done;
the real trouble comes when they
quarrel and don't love.
The one objectionable sin Of 8 hus-
band is to come home and find bis
wife with q new gown on and not no.
tice il with admiration.
"Love levels everything, p go they say
But now, upon my soul,
/ find the same old bills to pay
For gas, and rent, and coal.
Tommy-"Pop, what is an unknown
quantity2" Tommy's Pap-"Oh, a
ton of coal, or a quart box OF straw
berries, or anything like that"
Teaeher(trying to explain philan-
thropy)-"If you had two cents and
gave away one Of them, what would
you be2" Little Willie-"A chumpi'
Scribbler-"Have you started tC
write your new novel YETI" Scraw-
ler-"No; I've been too busy adver-
Using the fact that 10000 copies have
been sold before publication"
In pointing out that the task Of em-
bitering the relations between notions
ls always an easy one, Me. BalfOur
hits upon q very palpable truth.
Nothing is easier. Any one can do 1t.
In late years men have made for
tunes out Of the trailings Of gold
mines. The mills IN which the ore
formerly was crushed and the crude
processes then in use allowed q large
percentage Of the precious metal 70
escape, and that loss amounted In
some cases to a fortune. The stom-
ach 10 just like q stamp mill in this
respect, that when It is not In perfect
order it allows the escape and waste
of much of the precious nutriment
contained in the food. That loss
when continuous means the loss Of
mans greatest fortune-health,
Science offers q remedy for this con-
dition In DR.. Pierce's Coded Medical
Discovery. It eorrects the "weak-
ness" Of the stomach, prevents waste
and less Of nourishment, and puts the
stomach and organs Of digestion and
nutrition into g condition Of health
which enables them 70 ave and
assimulate all the nutriment contained
IN the food which Is eaten. In al
cases Of constipation the use Of DR..
Plerce's Pleasant Pellets win speedily
and permanently cure the disease.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
LEoAcY oF b oRIP

Is often q run down system. Weak
ness, nervousness, lack Of appetite. en-
ergy and ambition, with disordered
liver and kidneys, often follow an at
tack Of this wTetched disease. The
greatest need then is Electric Bitters.
the splendid tonic, blood purifier and
regulator Of stomach, liver and kid.
neys. Thousands have proved that
they wonderfully strengthen the
nerves, build up the system. and re-
store to health and good spirits after 90
attack Of grippe. If suffering. try
them. Only SOC. Perfect satisfaction
guaranteed.
For sale by Hall & Lyle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

Causes a weak body and invites dis
ease. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cures and
str sngthens the stomach, and wards of
and overcomes disease. j. B. Taylor,
q prominent merchant Of Chriesman,
Texas, says: / could not eat because
Of a weak stomach. I lost all strength
and run down in weight. All that
money could do was done. bat all hope
of recovery vanished. Hearing Of some
wonderful cures effected by use OF
Kodol, / concluded to try 1t. The first
bottle benefited me, and after taking
four bottles / am fully restored to my
usual strength, weight and health"
Hall & Lyle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
Cnred ~ConsumptIon.

Mrs. B. W. Evans, Clearwater, Kan.
writes; "My husband lay sick for
three months the doctors stated he
had quick consumption. We procured
3 bottle Of Billiards. Horehound Syrup
and Il cured him. That was six years
ago, and since then we always keep a
bottle II the house. We cannot do
without it. For coughs and colds. il
hiss no equal" 25c, SOC and Sl.00 bot
ties It all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
Homo seekers, HaIf Rates.

On the first and third Tuesdays dur
ing January, February, March and
April, Mobile and Ohio agents from
Bonneville to Lauderdale, Miss, and
Starkville, Miss, to Montgomery,
Ala, inclusive, will sell round trip
home seekers tickets to all points IN
Texas, Oklahoma and Indian Terri
tory and points In Southern Missouri
ct rate Of one fare plus $500 for the
round trip. Ask agents d write Jno.
NJ. Beall, A. q. P. A., st. Louis for
particulars.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
sAVEo HER Glide DC.

"In three weeks our chubby little
boy was changed by pneumonia almost
to a skeleton" writes Mrs. W Wat.
kins. OF Pleasant City, o. "A terri
bic cough set in, that. in spite Of agood
doctors treatment for several weeks,
grew worse every day. We then used
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, and q darling was soon
sound and well. We are sure this
grand medicine saved his life" Nil.
lions know it's the only sure cure for
coughs, colds and all lung diseases.
SOC, 81 90. Trial bottles free.
Hall & LYLE.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

An Indiana woman obtained q legal
separation from her husband upon her
deathbed. Some women, like men,
are intent upon getting freedom
even II they have to die as widows
should.
A cartoon depicting Uncle Sam
holding up a quill pen, inscribed "Mon-
roe Doctrine to the CONSERVATION OF
EmpesOr William, who grasps the
sword Of his fathers, reminds rs OF
school boy debates.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

The inside of some stockings is built
in such a way that more can bulge
through the opek work than ought to
be there altogether.
Nell-"A girl seldom marries her
ideal does she?" Belle-"No; some
other fellow generally comes along
with a lot Of money.
After g wife has sent her husband
back TO see IL be closed the front door,
she wants him to go back again and
10 IL he forgot to put the key in his
pocket.
A thin wire carries the electric
power to run great machinery, and q
mite Of 8 woman plays with the men
of her family as If they were dol
papers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

Did any one ever hear Of a railroad
clerk having his pay raised, or Of rail
road clerk threatening to strike when
his paywas cut 10 per cent. for election
expensesf
When there is areviYal meeting every
man is willing to do bis share toward
helping TO save his wife, by offering to
stay with the children II she will go in
his place.
Space Is 90 limited in the New York
fats that dogs wag their tails up and
down, instead Of sideways, and when
more room isneeded the paper is scrap
ed of the walls.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
WEAK AND LOw-sPIRITED.

A Correspondent Thus Describes Ills
Experience.
Il can strongly recommend Herbine
as a medicine Of remarkable efficacy
for indigestion, loss Of appetite, sour
taste in the mouth, palpitation, head
ache, drowsiness after mesls with dis
tressing mental depressions and low
spirits. Herbine must be a unique
preparation for cases such as mine, for
u few doses entirely removed my com
plant, l wonder at people going on
suffering or spending their money on
worthless things, when Herbine is pro
durable and so cheap" Soc a bottle at
all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

If a woman we're to cast her batch
Of bread upon the waters 1t would be
pretty tough on the innocent little
fish.
A stylish woman wears such pretty
gowns to sleep in that if ever there is
a fire at her house it will be a regular
society event.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
THE EASY PILL,

DeWitt's Little Early Risers do not
grippe nor weaken the system. They
cure b~iliousness, j~aundice, constipa-
ton and inactive livers, by arOusing the
secretions, moving the bowels gently,
yet effectually, and giving such tone
and strength to the glands of the stom-
ach, liver and bowels that the cause
of the trouble Is removed entirely.
These famous little pills exert a decid
ed tonic effect upon the organs in
volved, and If their use is continued for
a few days there will be no return Of
the trouble.
Hall g Lyle guarantee satisfaction.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

Some people who give with one
hand, shake the hst Of the other hand.
New Hampshire has six Twin *
governors, and II ls said they are en-
candidates for the senate. Is Il q
stepping stone or mott
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

In every small town there is q
woman who makes herself unpopular
by Dragging about some elegent dress
she has, OF which she says; "Oh, /
never wear II In this town."
Whenever we heaF an engagement
announced, we think of the stitches to
be taken in the wedding 6nery, and
wond-r 10 the world lie humping along
toward Improvement, after all.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

In the horse race of life every man
plays himself for the favorite and
tears up his ticket at the finish.
The women always have a great
deal to say about others not being
able ito look them In the eye"
Yes, Cordella, there are workers
and workers. One class makes 4
speciality Of working the other class.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
RuoKLEN,a ARNIoA sALNE.

The best and most famous COMPOUND
IN the world 10 conquer aches and kill
bruises, subdues Inflammation, mas
tiers piles. Millions Of boxes sold year
IL. Works wonders In bolls, ulcers,
felons, skin eruptions. II cures or no
pay 25c At
at Hall & Lyle's drug store.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
Are Won Restless al Nlpht

And harassed by a bad cough9 Use
Billiards. Horehound Syrup, it will SO.
cure you sound sleep and effect q
promOt and radical cure. 25c, SOC and
LOO at all druggists.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
Cures rheumatism and Catarrh.
Medicine sent Free.

NA@AA&HMU 0UMh TIVE
Send no money-simply write and
try Botanic Blood Balm at our expense.
Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. b. kills or
destroys the poison In the blood which
causes the awful aches In back and
shoulder blades, shifting pains, difficult
ty In moving fingers, toes or legs, bone
pains, swollen muscles and joints of
rheumatism, OF the foul breath, hawk.
ing, splitting. droppings in throat, bad
hearing, specks flying before the eyes,
all played out feeling Of catarrh. Bo.
tanic Blood Balm has cured hundreds
Of cases Of 30 or 40 years standing after
doctors, hot springs and patent medi-
cines had al failed Most Of these
cured patients had taken Blood Balm
as a last resort. It Is especially advised
for chronic, deprecated cases. linz
possible for any one to suffer the ago
MES or symptoms of rheumatism OF ca
tarrh while or after taking Blood
Balm. Il makes the blood pure and
rich, thereby giving a healthy blood
supply. Cures are permanent and not
a patcaing up. Sold at drug stores, 81
per large bottle. Sample of Blood
Balm sent free and prepaid, also spe-
cial medical advice by describing your
trouble and writing Blood Balm Co.,
Atlanta, Ga. A personal trial Of Blood
Balm is better than a thousand printed
testimonials, 30 write st once.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

1t spoils a woman's enjoyment Of a
play not to be able to decide what
kind of ribbon the heroine must be
wearing in the corset cover that goes
with her grown.
A healthy food authority says that
bacon and eggs for breakfast are as
good food as can be selected.
Thanks: This Is the breakfast Of
nine out of ten people.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

One Minute Cough Cure gives relief
in n minute, because it kills the mi
crobe which tickles the C mem
brane, causing the cough, and at the
same time clears the phlegm, draws
out the Inflammation and heals and
soOthes the affected parts. One Min
ute Cough Cure strengthens the lungs,
wards Off pneumonia and lie q harmless
and never falling cure in all durable
cases Of coughs, colds and Group. One
Minute Cough Cure is pleasant TO take,
harmless and good alike for young and
old.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
MILLIONS PUT TO WORK.

The wonderful activity Of the new
century is shown by an enormous de
mand for the worlds best workers
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. For con.
stipation, sick headache, biliousness,
or any trouble Of stomach, liver OF
kidneys they're unrivaled. Only 25C
For sale by Hall s. Lyle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25
Money TO Loan.

Improved farms at 8 per cent. per
annum. Terms and payments to suit
borrower.
L. P. HALEY, Attorney-st-Law.
OkOlonR. Miss.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

Even IL a man doesn't look like q
fool he can easily deceive strangers by
acting like one.
Any person who buys q bottle Of
hair restorer from a bald-headed drug
gist has genuine faith.
When a politician voluntarily gives
up politics it's a sure sign there isn't
another dollar in sight.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

There is 8 worldwide consensus Of
opinion that Minister Bowen has wen
deserved having bis picture published
In ell the newspapers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

II your watch needs doctoring, or
your clock is dyspeptic. bring It. send
Il OF railroad It in and let rs cure it for
you. That Is 4 business. MAIER's
JEWELRY STORE,
Aberdene, Miss.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1903-02-25

When a woman is unable to give a
plausible excuse for the inexcusable
she simply says it's because"
At ahoochy cOochee show in Omaha,
q pretty girl known as Helen Ogden
sings THE Holly City" every night.
We have noticed that a girls who calls
a dress q ''creation," Is pretty apt to
have q rich father to charge things to.