The Globe-republican., 1903-05-21

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Of three or four horses. School teach
ers who are responsible for the edu
cation of forty or more children gel
on an average $4755 and are com.
PEELED to pay board out of that amount
This is an argument for better wages
in behalf of the pedagogues and all
will agree that they should be better
paid The Tribune man continues:
I'VE cheerfully pay $1,000 year 10
a policeman that arrests criminals and
drunken men. Should we not pay as
much to the man or woman that as
an educator works that the future may
be freer from drunkenness and from
crime?'
Prospects Of an unusually large
crop" of honey almost reconcile the
editor of the Cherryvale Clarion to
the failure of the strawberry crop. 8
| Oswego has "boy jointist' who is
even a. worse nuisance than a "boy
orator" He is 49, Last week a dozen
citizens raided his resort and demol-
lshed his stock and fixtures.
In Neodesha, also, the BARRIERS have
begun charging five cents extra for
meek shaves." Neodesha is a rail-
road town, and the barber claim that
the cinders on the necks damage their
razors to that amount.
The transcript of the evidence in
the case Of Wood against Fowler, from
Kansas City, Kas., involving | million
dollars, will make 1000 typewriter
pages. 1t Is remarkable the trouble
some litigants will go to for l mil
lion dollars.
The Lygaeum club of Lawrence
might be taken for something very
classical, located at the base Of Mount
Dread. But it Is negro club. 1t
gave a big dance last week and white
vests" attended from Atchison, Leav-
enworth, Topeka and Kansas City.
An assorted bunch of prisoners were
being taken to the penitentiary at
Leayenworth last week from Okla
homa. There were several negroes
among them. The white prisoners
held an indignation meeting and pro-
tested against being forced to ride in |
the same car with the black convicts
If "riches have wings" the Effing-
ham New Leaf has reached the con-
clusion that bank notes, silver certifi-
Gates and greenbacks should be print
Cd on fly paper,
Prof. Jones of Salina says there will
be only half a crop of apples this year.
Mr.. Wellhouse the apple king" says
there will be big crop. The state
boards of horticulture says 1t does
not know. The experts ought to get
together.
IF ugliness was ground for divorce
notes the Macksville Argus, Mrs.
Fred Alton would be entitled 10 one
since Fred shaved his moustache off.
You have seen a bird about a week
old, haven't you? It's face Is all
Is Fred's.
1t is related that when President
Hayes was in Hutchinson twenty-five
years ago q drunken man saw a crowd
at the depot and Joined in, not know
Ing what 1t was all about The Pres
dent was shaking hands and making
pleasant remarks. When this mans
urn came the President grasped his
hand and said, Glad to see you, my
friend" The man did not know him
ind replied, "You have the advantage
II me-" Hays took this as slight.
Civil service examinations will be
leld in Topeka May rs, to select a
Nautical expert for the photographic
'ffice, and to fill several vacancies in
he lighthouse service. Uncle Sam
Inows where to look for them when he
wants old sea dogs
The postoffice safe at Partridge was I
Town open by daring thief who may
lot realize how serious it is to have
he secret service and the game war
en- both on his trail at the same
lme
AN Atchison girl the Globe says,
who used to boast that she was kissed 7
y President Grant when she was |
ably, now declares that 1t was Presi-
emit Hayes who kissed her In few r
ears she will be claiming that presi 4
ont Roo"cTelt kissed her when she n
as a mere child"
Topeka fears the Underwriting y
raste and Utilization nomnnnv which n