The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1903-05-26
OUTLINES OF OKLAHOMA.

The okIahoman prints this advice for
health: Hold your chin up" In other
words, take a small bottle before break
fast.
The losses at Carmen were individual
ones The town will be rebuilt and grow
like woman's eye-lashes when they are
burned of
The Perry Enterprise Times comes out
in a strong editorial for Cash Cade for
national committeeman The Times is
evidently next"
Tonight Guthrie must put up the bonus
for the St. Louis and Southwestern road
or lose the road; that is. the representa-
tive has said this
A man at Medford ran a rusty nail
clear through his foot AT last reports
he was getting along all right Fate
surely is the solution OF the problematic
accident
An evangelist has made seventy CONVEX
sions at Guthrie in two weeks, which is
nothing 10 boast Of 1t is too much Ike
a hunter firing into a legion OF birds,
thickly punched
Count Cassini is attracting a great deal
of attention in Oklahoma and the rest
of the United States. II is not strange.
however. Americans were always partial
to Little Cissini.
Delegate Flynn is back at Guthrie. Mrs.
Flynn is reported 10 be in a critical condi-
ton. Mr.. Flynn brought his little boys
home in order that his wife should nave
nothing TO worry her
The question as TO whether town in
Kiowa shall be called Harrison. Gotebo
or something still different. threatens
10 rend the municipality itself A petit
ton has been gotten up. addressed 10
the Rock Island calling Gotebo a degen-
crate scion of a degenerate people, and
asking that the station be changed TO
Harrison. The Herald is kicking on Civ
ing the Rock Island all the history Of
Gotebo gratis.
Desperate cry from Harrison Herald:
Our wife and babies left Tuesday for
Cherokee. Kansas. She goes to be I'M
der the care Of DR.. Smith, a very emil
nent physician of that place. who is a
particular friend of ours. To our personal
knowledge cur wife has left sixteen wo-
men and as many men 10 keep tab on Us.
and if we don't act exactly natural, please
remember were on our good behavior
Yes. all invitations to dine will be &C
cepted We have 4 book in which We
keep such dates. OF course you will have
TO take your turn"
Apache Review: This week we were
talking with a gentlentn who remarked:
II was a farmer, but sold out and went
10 work in a bank. People who never
noticed me when 1 was only farmer
never lost an opportunity TO speak 70
me" L is the way Of the world which
does things exactly opposite from what 1t
should. The world could move on very
comfortably without The banker. II
would suffer great inconvenience. but in
time things would adjust themselves TO
the new conditions and the world move
on. The farmer is the only one who is
absolutely necessary to the existence or
mankind.
Fish story in Medford Star: Many
times have we heard Of catching fish IN
cornfelds and out on dry land, but II
never has been our good fortune TO be
in a country where such things take
place 1t remains for Abe Strouse 70
cap the climax by gathering 20 pounds
of catfish and bass that were roaming
around in his pasture grazing with the
cattle The solution Of the tale IS as FOL
lows: Abe has huge pond on his farm'
three or four miles east Of town, ana mas
II well stocked with all kinds of fish one
day last week when the rain was coming
down in torrents, the water commenced
to flow over the dam and Mr.. Strouse
saw from the house the fish jumping
around in the grass. fastening 10 the
lake followed by Mrs. S, they succeeded
in gathering up that many pounds OF
fine bass and catfish