Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1903-02-27

storer Customer Uacetiously)-Oh. no,
it's not that. It's worry. Pick-me up.
Wigg-As a painter do you think he
will be able to make name for him.
self? Wagg-He ought to. You see,
he's sign painter Philadelphia Rec.
ord
Landlord-I will give you just three
days to pay your rent Artist-All
right; suppose you make 1t Thanksglv-
ing. Christmas, aud the Fourth Of July.
Life.
What is synonym asked
teacher. please, sir" said lad Its
word you can use In place of anoth-
er II You don't know how to spell the
other one"
INSTRUMENTATION do you account
for your love of music? Drum Major
Well, when me father was young he
was furniture mover and wan day
panny fell on him.
"Shure Orm no partisan, Jerry OF
vote fer the best man" AN how en-
yez tell which wus tn best man TIL
nfther tn votes arre counted, Din
ny?"-Colorado Springs Gazette.
80 you had successful hunting
trlp?" "Eminently successful. We
didn't bring back any game, but no.
body was shot by any of the other
members of the party. Washington
Star.
Next scholar, spell recipient said
ba 4 Elci., a So
then, what is recipient" That's
what every bride Is, cause the news
papers always says o."-Philadelphia
Press.
Blggs-1 understand that you lost
money on that chicken-raising expert
ment of yours. Boggs-Yes. did, but
| expect to get 1t all back again. I'm
writing a book on how TO raise chick.
ens.-Judge.
Mae-I got even with Bessie for
snubbing me. Ethel-Whnt did you
do? Mae--I told that young man who
calls on her that she used to be the
best debater in her class at school,
New York Sun.
Newltt-The man who can't take
little good advice has nobody TO blame
for his trouble but himself. Sharpe
oh! l don't know, he's usually bur
dened with a lot of friends who can't
give it.-Philadelphia Press.
Blotman-So you have read the
whole of my new story? Pm sure. It's
awfully good of you. Tyner-Not at
all: l did it ON the advice of my doc
tor. He said | needed violent exer-
else, you know.--Boston Transcript.
By the Yonkers Route-"Yes. he
takes great interest in prison work.
He has been familiar with the inside
of SO many of them" Indeed! AS
criminal?" Not exactly AS an auto
mobilist. Cleveland Plain Dealer
A rural exchange has the following
on a perpetual office seeker.
He's left this world of storm and strife;
In spite of all advice :.
He ran for office all his life,
And only got there twiee
Atlanta Constitution.
He (bitterly) You have no heart.
She-What nonsense. He-It's the
truth. You flirt outrageously with
every man you meet. She-Then
must have very large heart to give
little of it to so many Brooklyn
Eagle.
How does 1t happen you ran so far
behind your tlcket?" they asked him.
Il didn't" said the candidate who had
escaped defeat by the skin of his teeth.
THAT is an unfair inference. | got
the straight vote. The rest of the tick
ct simply ran ahead of me-thats all"
Chicago Tribune.
Did you say Hiram lost that hun
dred dollars of his in railway deali'
4 yes" answered Mrs. Corntossel II
didn't know he was Il finaneier." He
ain't any This deal was In smokin'
/. car. They started playin' euchre aud
+, then switched off on another game
j Washington Star.
Briggs-I've got a great idea I'm
going TO Invent an open street car Ia
which all the seats are end seats.
Griggs-Don't you do il. 1t would be
a dead failure. 1t is the squeezed and
.
make the end seats so dellghtful.-
Boston Transcript.
Yah, therer angrily exclaimed Say
mold Storey, who had curled himself
up and gone to sleep on the sunny side
of an ash barrel In the alley, "Wot We
polSln' me thataway furF' "Oxcuse
me, blease," said the ragplcker. drop
ping his iron hook In astonlshment.
Il It'd not know dere yos a man inside
of demr-Chicago Tribune
Mr.. Housekeep-For goodness sake!
What are you crying about? Mrs.
Housekeep-Bridge got md and left
this afternoon sob without mo-
ment's (sob) notice. Mr.. Fousekecp-
Well, you were going TO discharge her
anyway. Mrs. Housekeep--I know
+ laAB Thot ~.