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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-04
Don't Respect Old Age.

It's sha me when youth falls to show
proper respect for old age, but just the
contrary in the case OF Dr. King New
Life Pills They cut off maladies no
matter how severe and irrespective OF
OF old age. Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Few
or, Constipation ali WELD 10 this per-
feet Pill: 25c At Eagle drug store.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-04

Hell understand you have been at
tending an ambulance class. Can you
tell me what is the best thing to do
for broken heart?
She Oh. yes. Bind UP the broken
portion with gold band bathc with
orange blossom water and apply plenty
Cf raw rice
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-04

Remember the Ladies Aid su,
per and sale to be given at the
ii Denton house December nth
and 18th. Am ong the attractions
will be a doll b 10 h, ne>d,e work
booth aad Ladies' home ournai
booth.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-04
A Runaway Bicycle.

Terminated with an ugly cut on the
leg of j. E. Orner, Franklin Grove, Iii
1t developed Il stubboen ulcee unyield-
ing to doctors and remedies for four
years. Then Bucklen,s Arnica Salve
cured. It's just as good for Burns,
Scalds, Skin Eruptions and Piles. Doc
at Eagle drug store.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-04

oSVs VIC nuihan uearI, hits one out oil
dispair, brcathes new life and cont.
dence. That's what Rocky Mountain
Tea does. 05 cents ut Eagle drug
store.
Two small white children were
recently removed from school
IL Virginia on the ground that
they had negro blood in their
veins An investigation showed
that their great-great -sra 1dmoth-
er was one-fourth Indian. They
were still declared a menante te
the school and requested to keep
out.
q man in an ABIDING county has
his wind pump located where it
VII rock the cradle, run the sew
ing machine, churn, and kick the
dog, He started to fix it so i
would talk about hls neighbors,
but his wife arose to question Of
personal privilege and the CID
gentleman had to sustain it. II
won't do to crowd labor saving
machinery too much Rhinelan-
der Herald.
The funeral of little Char s Al
ban. the six months old sou of
Mrs. Finn Lawler, whose death
occurred Monday evening after
but a few days illness with pner-
monia, took place from the res
dence Wedn 'ay afternoon, R.v
Dixon officiating. A large gail
ering of sorrowing frie. ds ard
neighbo rs w.re present.
Next Thursday evening William
Rainey Bennett will give his ten
or recital d popullr lecture on
The Man Who Can under the
auspices of the Eagle band at the
Lyeeum opera house. Mr.. BeE-
netr comes we'll recommended qy
the press throughout the state ard
somethi 8 exceptionalIy'good WI
be promised. Reserved s-ats will
be pla ced on sale at +. Ct .Mcll
tyre = ssteresss~ Those holding sea
5 IN tickets will receive reserved
seat tickets Gu presen ing them.
The time in tn: municipal
court was taken up today in hear
ing the testimony in the pr, min
ary hearing of Vim. Adams Who
il charged with the shooting OF
Mrs. Mat Johnson which occurred
at Hackl y on November 2lst
After hea Ing tie evidence in the
case Judge Riorddn bound the de-
PENDANT over FOR trial. An effort
will be made to have the case
come to Trial at the December
term Of court which convenes
next Monnay.
A fire alarm was turned in frcm
the north side Monday afternoon
which turned out to be small
blaze at the home of Mrs. David
Patten. The fle caught in araek
of clothes that were standing near
the stove and quickly spread TO
other contents OF the room. MIS-.
Patten was badly burned about
the face and hands. The fire was
extinguished before the arrival of
the firemen although the latter re-
sponded promptly to tae alarm,
1t ia doubtful whether the fire dc
ment would have been Of much
assistance as it would have taken
about all Of their hose to reach
the building from the nearest hy-
drant which Is located this side OF
the bridge. Nevertheless the boys
deserve due credit for their will
incness to do what they could
without the aid of their apparatus.
viii investigate.
A remarkable case comes TO light at
Elizabeth. w. Va. An old man there
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-04
Local Mention

NC(S~~'~~
uOose cigars at all dealers.
IIeadq arters for held y goods
nG. W. RANTS.
Noel St, Louis returned We
p,,doy from Wausa".
Mar, llirzcl is in Milwaukee on
Du,iness this week.
DR.. and Mrs. Neville were pass :
,n,c,s on the south bound train
Thursday
Mr. and Mrs G4o. Balm were
down from Conover To-Day as wi :
ossses in the Adams trial
A full line of ladies' and Misses
,,Iioc cards asst received at this
office Cal and sec them.
Mr., Wan. Pcrsohn left Wednes-
5,vcp A VISIT to her daughter,
Mrs. LOUIS Ph,lT s. at Shabona,
Mich,
VIM. X. Bennett, the lecturer
and tenor soloist, at Lyceum on
Dec 10. II
Mrs.. c. 4. Roberts, San Francisco,
rl: Would not I've without Rocky
Mountain Tea in our house. It's
great family remedy. Makes and
Ws we'll.
A RhintIande: man is advertis-
in a Massachusetts, paper for
wife. Well, probably that IS all
right, but Why didn't he tsy near
or at home Eagle River for IN
stance.
When in lIhnelander next time see
T. lIrzy next door to the post office,
about lhatWHtc Of yhours. Careful at
Nnljou given to all kinds of repairing,
aud all work guaranteed. y full line
drwelry and Opticians goods always
msrock
It's like u dip in the fountain OF
Youth Touch the check SO gently
bJtyouIh Iiugcrs on the face OF old
aye That's what Rocky Mountain
Tea dos. IS cents III Eagle drug
Lwr.
G. W Rlntz has been busy The
past few d y1 unpackns his holi-
day ( 0 IS lie hos a splendid
Me and you hOuld not fail to see
tlsm, Gil early as first selection.
are always best.
lac first Of the se,ies of shor;
talks ON physiology was gwen a,
three o'clock lat tuesday before
Tue Ladies AID society. This pro,
ider JolN1le n well as Instructive
AID The future talks are looked
Onward to with mitch Interest.
The booth from the Ladies'
Home journal is d beauty and con-
WoS copies of works by Alice
Barber Stephen Harrison. Chris.
0e'A b. Frost aud Others, These
topics will be sold at the Nm s
Bazaar December nth and 18th
dlhc Denton house.
An Amua> Bazaar Will be held
"the old Denton house Deem
UT nth and 18th. Many pretty
a0o useful articles for Xmas will
0' sold, a beautiful booth has
wen sent from Philadelphia by
We Ladies Home Journal ana
Mere will be a needle work boo. h
I'll apron booth, and a booth of
O0''$. A hot supper will also be
served December nth.
j" SetmSlt ~ vinter has arriv-
W nero with vengence and has
thought his trunk with him. At
present there is more snow on the
@0oad than there was all last
"'"'ef The early fall of snow,
a'"e'er' has prevented the
''''PS from freezing up which
d Serious drawback to those
aao are engaged in getting on,
''u'F and tam,ack.
0"'ns to an accident to our ma.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1903-12-04
FREE
Knowing W bat it was

FREE OFCHAIsGE, 10 any afflicted,
positive cure, for Eczema, Salt Rheum
Erysipesas, and skin diseases,
instant relic l. Don't suffer longer.
Write +. w. Williams, 400 Manbatten
Ave, New York.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1903-04-03
The Feeding Of Young Du cks.

Ducklings will eat twice as much as
chicks, but they will also eat almost
anything that is given them. Though
apparently voracious. they also grow
twice as fast as chickens, and do"not
cost any more per pound than chickens,
as a duckling will weigh four pounds
when nine weeks old if of the Pekin
breed. Cooked turnips, beets, carrots
or potatoes, thickened with bran, make
four times day. giving all that they
will eat, and you can almost see them
grow .-F arm and Fireside
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1903-04-03
PHOTOGRAPHIC VIEW OF STREET IN AN

PHOTOGRAPHIC VIEW OF STREET IN AN
ILLINOIS TOWN IN SPRING.
building the best roads they can in the
face of difficulties which to us would he
appalling? The poor Swiss have built
roads through gorges and around preci-
pieces which would seem impossible,
and which must have cost over 81, OO0,-
900 per mile.
These nations arc all cminently prac-
tica1. They have not gone into the
z business so extensively simply for the
purpose of identifying tho lanl. That
is q very subordinate on. II l., ques-
tion of hard cash. 1t is estimated in
England that in the m"r4 saving in
cost by reducing their roads to such
condition that three horse, can do the
work of four there has been an econ
omy of 100000, 0J0 effected annually.
But the roads are not entirely at
fault In some parts of the country
they have been nicely graded only to
be rapidly destroyed By the narrow
tired wagons heavily laden. The move
mcnt in favor of wide tires for draught
vehicles needs to be encouraged. Re-
peated experiments have proved that
wheels with tires "a inches wide cause
double the wear of wheels which have
~ inch tires The wide tire has u ten
dency to roll the roaubed and keep it
smooth at the same time, while the
narrow one cuts it up and requires
more hauling force for the same weight
Of load, besides spelling the thorough
fare Most of the European countries
have laws regulating this matter.
/. In France the market wagons have
tires from three to ten inches III width,
usually four to six inches, and the rear
axle is the longest, SO that the hind
wheels run on a line outside OF the fore
wheels, the vehicle being thus road
maker instead of road-destroyer. In
England it has not been found profit
able to increase the width much b, yon,l
four and half inches, except in cases
of wagons without springs, where they
are sometimes made as wide as six
inches. 1t is essential that some action
be taken, for narrow tires will soon
ruin the best road ever made.-N. Y.
World "
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1903-04-03
* +tRUAD>Y;.;9; l;
:"Ana @,%2 W. = 91S$f
lAPROV EMENT:
TO PRESGRV. ROADS.

Wagon Manufacturers Must Cooperate
with Road Builders.
The subject of good roads is one Of
great interest to til. community in
general and to farmer; in particular
Good roads enable the farmer to mar
ket his produce at all times in the year
and secure his supplies at less expense
for hauling, with less wear and tear o
vehicles and injury to animals besides
which they result in bringing together
more closely the members of tho agri-
cultural community, and thereby in
crease the social intercourse of farmers
OF course, the building OF good roads
is expensive work, hut it p US If it
did not would we find England, France,
Germany, Switzerland, Norway, Swed
en- and many other civilized countries
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1903-04-03
FOR SAI<E!

One thousand acres of good farming
and timber land, situated within six miles
of Southern Pines: or can furnish an ex-
ira thousand acres. if needed, for cattle
raising or other purposes.
J T. SCARBoRo.
The free press. (Southern Pines, N.C.) 1898-19??, 1903-04-03
Free Trip to St. Louis.
Here is your Chance!
T0R 1OOh uIITINCT
FOR A 1904 OUTING!

free trip to the ST. Lons Exposition will be given to the
lady holding the largest number Of the printed
below and in her possession the t day of May 1904 Con
ditons she represent the Free Press and be able
write up OF the Expositon what it it held
for its purposes etc. and how many countries represented
Three days board will be paid,
Now hustle for coupons
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29
Health before Wealth.

Nine out of ten ailments first show them
selves in constipation. Medical statistics
show that greater number of people
suffer from constipation than from all other
diseases combined. A great talk is made
more people than consumption. Within
the last few years a medicine has been dis
covered of such merit in curing constipa-
ton and its consequences that now over
ten million boxes of CASCARETS are sold
every year, the greatest sale ever attained
is the strongest proof that it is the best
and will do all and more than claimed. If
you are a sufferer give CASCARETS a
ecial, and right here we want to warn you
to get. the genuine, because all great sue
cesses breed limitations. The genuine tablet
CASCARETS with the long-tailed "C'' on
the cover. Every Cascaret tablet is stamped
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29
The Villain in a Melodrama Gives
an Exhibition of Marvellous
Marksmanship.

1t was in downtown theater recently,
and the climax Of tragedy was approach
ing. Leading up toward this supreme mo-
ment, the Villain, lolling in a summer
garden, had been challenged to duel with
the hero, says the Chicago Tribune.
Fight me! Fight mel" and the villain,
too full for further utterance at the mo-
ment, pointed toward bottle standing
empty on a table thirty feet away.
The hero turned with supercilious glance
and looked.
Watch"
1t was the villains cue word, and he was
so intent upon seeing that none of its
laconic force was lost on the audience that
he must have been slow with the action.
just as his revolver appeared from a rear
pocket and was rising in the villains right
hand.
''Bing-le-ting-le ting!"
The neck of the bottle burst in dozen
pieces and clinked to the floor; the aston.
ished villain, with the unexploded weapon
in his hand, stood there with fallen jaw and
lowering arm, while the gallery simply
went to pieces in the delirium of its joy.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29
TO MAKE GOOD TEA.
Easy Enough When One Knows How
Some SuperstitiOns About
the Cup.

Water that has stood long in the
tea-kettle either before or after
boiling should not be used for tea.
Put in the tea-kettle just a sufficient
quantity of fresh, hard water, bring
it quickly to a vigorous boil, scald
the teapot for moment, put in the
tea (either all black or mixed) and
pour the boiling water upon it i'm
mediately. Let it stand on the back
of the stove about three minutes
and then serve, says American
Queen.
A good many superstitions are con-
nected with 1.-The cup that cheers"
One old one is that when the tea is
made and The lid of the teapot for
gotten a little while, il is a sign
that some one will drop in for
meal.
Putting cream into your tea before
sugar will bring love troubles.
Two spoons put inadvertently into
the saucer of a girl or bachelor de-
note that he or she will be married
within a year.
A tea-stalk floating in a girls scup
is a lover. She should stir her tea
brisl1ly and then hold her spoon up
right in the center. If the stalk be
attracted toward the spoon and cling
to it, a gentleman visitor may be
expected some time that evening;
if, however, the beau" goes to the
side of the cup he will not come that
day; if it sinks, he will not come
at all.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

WI Ting Fang is fond of relating story
about Chinese doctor who didn't satisfy
his patient. The sicker the patient grew,
the more indignant his friends became at
the unsuccessful physician. AT last, when
the sick man was in a final stage and death
hands on the unfortunate doctor, and, ty-
ing him up to tree, started to admin
lister smart beating. But while his assail-
ants were looking for stick with which to
beat him, the doctor freed himself, and,
jumping into the river, swan to safety.
When he reached home he found his son,
who was studying to be a physician, por-
ing over a book on medicine. Put it up,
put it up, shut it up said the doctor,
grimly; ''the first requisite of doctor is
to know how to swim, not to cure. San
Francisco Argonaut
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

T A GRIPPE is epidemic catarrh. 1t
spares no class or nationality. The
Id cultured and the ignorant, the aris-
tocrat and the pauper, the masses and
the classes are alike subject to la
grippe. None are exempt-all are Ii
able.
Have you the grip? Or, rather, has
the grip got you? Grip is we'll named.
The original French term, la grippe,
has been shortened by the busy Amer
lean to read grip" Without intending
to do so a new word has been coined
that exactly describes the case. AS if
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29
just as an Experiment.

II cannot live without you" he urged.
do you know" she returned thought
fully, Il am very fond of experiments.
Experiments"
Eyes. So, just as an experiment, sup
pose you try it and see. / do not want to
fiatter you, but l have sufficient confidence
In you to believe you will succeed
Thus it was demonstrated to him how
delicately thing may be put.-Chicago
Post
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29
CAUGHT BY THE GRIP,
RELEASED By PE-RU-NA.
Congressman Geo. H. Whites Case
Noted Scuptress Cured.

Mrs. Celeste Covell writes from 219
n. avenue, Aurora, H.:
Only those who have suffered with
la grippe and been cured can appre-
ciate how grateful / feel that such a
splendid medicine as Peruna has been
placed at the door of every suffering
person."-Mrs. c. Covell.
Noted Sculptures Cured of Grip.
Mrs. NJ. C. Cooper, of the Royal Acad-
envy of Arts, of London, England, now
residing in Washington, ID. c., is one of
the greatest living sculptors and paint
ers of the world. She says:
Il take pleasure in recommending
Peruna for catarrh and la grippe.
have suffered for months, and after the
use of one bottle of Peruna | am en-
tirely week.-Mrs.. NJ. c. Cooper.
ID. L. Wallace, charter member of
the international BARRIERS Union,
writes from Is Western Avenue, Min
neapolis, Mimi:
Following a severe attack of la
grippe l seemed to be affected badly all
over.
"One of my customers who was great
ly helped by Peruna advised me o try
it, and 1 procured a bottle the same
day. Now my head is clear, my nerves
are steady, l enjoy food and rest well.
Peruna has been worth dollar dose
to me."-D. L. Wallace.
Lieutenant Clarice Hunt, of the Salt
Lake City Barracks of the Salvation
Army, writes from Ogden, Utah:
1.-Two months ago | was suffering
with so severe cold that l could hard
ly speak.
10. Do
runa and procured bottle for me, and
| truly it worked wonders. Within two
weeks l was entirely well."-Clarice
| Hunt.
Congressman Whites Letter.
Tarb0r0, ~ c.
Gentlemen: am more than salts
fled with Peruna and find 4 40 be an
excellent remedy for the grip and ca
tarrE. have used ii in my family
and they all join me in recommending
it as an excellent remedy. "-GeOrge
II. White, Member of Congress.
Mrs. T. w. Collins, Treasurer INDIE
pendent Order of Good Templars, of
Everett, Wash, writes:
after having severe attack of la
grippe / continued in feeble condition
even after the doctors called me cured.
My blood seemed poisoned. Peruna
cured me'-Mrs. 7. w. Collins.
If you do not derive prompt and sat-
isfactory results from the use of Pc
runa, write at once to DR.. Hartman,
giving q full statement of your case
and he will be pleased to give you his
valuable advice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29
Beautiful Indian Territory.

The mecca for the homeseeker and in
weston; wonderful results-greater possibili-
ties. The M. K. & T. Ry is the pioneer In.
dian Territory line and six of the largest
towns are located directly on its lines
Write for pamphlets. Address James
Barker, Gent Pass. Agent, M. X. &, T. Ry,
l0l Wainwright Bldg, st. Louis.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

Sympathetic Listener-In those dreary,
desolate wastes, Mr.. Dashpole, l suppose
you grew fond even of your dogs.
Returned Arctic Explorer-Heavens, no,
miss! We had plenty of pemmican and wal
rus meat.-Chicago Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

some hideous giant with awful Grip had
clutched us in it's fatal clasp. Men,
women, children, whole towns and cit
les are caught in the baneful grip of
terrible monster.
Pe-ru-na for Grip.
Mrs. Theophile Schmitt, wife of the
Ex-Secretary of the German Consulate,
writes the following letter from 3417
Wabash avenue, Chicago, ILL.,:
81 suffered this winter with severe
attack of la grippe. After using three
bottles of Peruna found the grip had
disappeared" Mrs. Il. Schmitt.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

Maude-"Belle said the other day when
she saw you trying to get up such desreri,
ate Irritation with Youngrox she could
hardly keep her countenance." Maym-
''She wouldn't if she could help herself. -
Baltimore American.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29
Making Others Happy.

Cholly-I don't know what to do with
myself this afternoon
Algie-Nor /. Say! Let's each 8 i, and
call on some girl or other and propose
Somerville journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

The rich man is the trustee of humanity.
In this way, you see, humanity's money is
kept protitably invested, instead of being
spent for food and drink and other "trip
pery.-Puck
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

'Take keer of yoh money" said Uncle
Eben, "but don't think so much of dol
lar dat you loses de OPPORTUNITY to git
busy an earn one or two mo. '-Washing-
ton Star
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

Samuel L. Gracey. the American
consul at Foo-Chow, has had con-
ferred on him by the Chinese govern
ment the Order of the Double
Dragon.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

Il see that a BLIZZARD wrecked western
state house just after the legislators had
adjourned for the day." Il wonder what
delayed it ?"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29
One Ilr0whaok.

She--Don't you think spring is a sweet
season?
He-Well, it might be, if it were not for
the early onions.-- Yonkers Statesman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

Flora" Somehow, Jack cannot seem to
get up courage to propose to me-" Dora
perhaps he's afraid you'd say yes -
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29
I1Ooae FcntureR.

Teacher-You, Johnnie What are you
laughing for?
johnnie didn't laugh, mum; me face
slipped-Chicago Journal
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

There are a good many necessary evils
that are not really so necessary as they are
convenient.-Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

1t doubtless often occurs to the man who
pays the bills that he should hear less cry
ing for cake and more gratitude for bread
and butter.-Atchison Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

1t is not usually so much case of not
getting what you want as of wanting what
you can't get.-Judge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

If man abuses you unfairly and unjust
ly, you cannot afford to stoop to his level
and engage in a CHARACTERIZATION Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

You must walk long time behind a gan
der before you find a peacock feather
Judge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

In Finland reindeer are worth only
about $3.50 head. A reindeer can
travel about $50 miles day.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

Without talc-hearers there would be no
ale-bearers.-Ram' Horn.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

Nothing rounds out the pleasures of life
like a circle of friends.-Chicago Daily
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1903-01-29

Only small man will blame his circum-
stances for his size.-Ram's Horn.