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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

BY local applications, AZ they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu.
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in.
famed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when 1t 10 entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma-
ton can be taken out and this tube restored to
its normal condition, hear i.-g will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out OF ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an in1amed
condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for
circulars, free.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Aall,R Family Pills ara the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

sunday Labor.-The man who COM
pels his employe to work on the Sab
bath Injuries the church. as well as the
individual who Is compelled to work.
REV. z. r. Willard, Lutheran,-Ak-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

Worked Both Ways: Jaggles-Are
they good divorce lawyers" Waggles
<-"Best in the business. They've origi-
mated over hundred different ways
Of collecting alimony. and as many
more for eyading the payment Of It,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

Effective: Bjenks-"Do you believe
In the possibility Of the cure Of disease
by suggestionY Bjinks-"Why. GER
tainly. l was feeling pretty sick last
week. and my wife suggested l 60 to
4 doctor and 1t cured me right away"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

Wash a pound of prunes and cook
with one quart Of water, a cupful Of
sugar, piece Of lemon peel, and stick
OF cinnamon, till tender. Take the
stones out and press the prune pulp
through sieve. To this add half an
ounce Of gelatine dissolved in a very
little water and two gills of port wine.
Mould. and when unmoulding garnish
with thin slices of oranges.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04
HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BolLs.

I had a horrible
attack Of b oils
that broke out all
over my body and
from which I
could get no pos.
sible relief until
I b 9 g q n taking
your medicine,
and from my ex.
noe I can
safely say 8. 8. 8.
is the best blood
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04
She Meant Business.

Merritt-A man shouldn't bother a
woman by talking business.
COra-That's right. dear. If YOU
mean business go talk to papa.-Smart
Set
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

Physician-The truth can no longer
be hidden, madam. am obliged to
tell you that your little son is-er-
weak minded. That is-well. 1t must
be said-he Is an idiot. Mrs. Highupp
How fortunate it is that we are rich.
No one will ever notice it.-New York
Wooklv
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04
Varying the Usual Formula.

Algy-SO you asked old Jones for
his daughters hand? What did he
say?
Ferdy-He said: Take her and let
me be happy."-Puck.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

Respect for WOmen.-The treatment
Of woman IL the index Of civilization.
Where she Is respected and treated
with courtesy in girlhood, with fidelity
in wifehood and with reverence in
motherhood there civilization reaches
its highest expression.-Rev ]. L. lie.
w Hebrew. Pittsburg. Pa.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04
CURE SICK HEADACHE,

nfucius.-Confucius was con-
servative, praising the crude and SIM
pie virtues Of the age that preceded
him, seeking its re-establishment on
political lines.-Rev. ID. L. Magill, Bap-
tist Milford Mass
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

How they spend their time: She
FLOWS the motor-car getting on. Sir
CharlesT He-"Well. fact Ia. I've
seen very little of It, You see. I've
only had 1t three months. and when
1t isn't in hospital. am!'-Londf
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

Although a great many people board,
we do not remember to have met any
one who liked 1t.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

ITO after first av's 1t l'r. knne's Great Nsrva
1estorer Bend for FIX 81 90 trial bottle and treat
~ DE-. r. H. KLINE. Ltd. v3l Arch St. PHILADELPHIA p
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

The sailor Is always glad to see
actor.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

For forty yea. $3.50 for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. Al
druggists. Price % cents.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04
A Good Beginning

If the blood good condition the Of
prepared
backeads botces
that make life veritable misery.
cleansing
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

LAwlessness.-Amer soil Is too
sacred to be used as an advertising
medium for the devils nostrums. Be
ware Of lawlessness, whether among
the rich or the pOor.-Rev. w. A. Stan
ton. ,Rantist pfttShur0 pa
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

Small Austrailan Wheat Crop.
The Australian wheat crop. 1t is e~ti-
mated, will approximate 1850 800
bushels, against 4S,0OO,UO0 bushels
year ago.
Mothers will ina Mrs. MlnsioW's Hooth.
ing Syrup the BEST remedy to use tor their
children during the tssthing period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04
TRUMPET CALLS.

Ra1so Horn Sounds . Warning Note
to the Unredee med.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

IL put her on Pc
runa and told her to
come back in two
weeks. The effects
we're wonderful. The
cast down look she
had when l first saw
her had left her and
a smile adorned her
face. She told me
she felt a different
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

"The Klean, Kool Nitcien Kind" of stoves
make no smoke, smell, SCOT askes excessive
heat. Alw avs look for trade mark.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04
Hoods JdrsdpdrilLa
and Pills

Forming in combination the Spring
Medicine par excellence, Of unequallcd
strength in purifying the blood a.
shown by unequalled, radical and per.
manent cures Of
ocrofula Salt Rheum
ocaId Head BoIIs, Plmplee
All Kinds Of AumoV Psoriasis
Blood Poisoning RheumatIsm
Catarrh Dyspepsia, Etc
Accept no substitute, but be sure to
get Hoods, aud get it today.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04
he BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER.

THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER.
Whilo living in Sherman, Tex, I be-
a mo O victim Of impure, watery
blood. ran down in appetite and
energy; was scarcely Bile to get
about and had to stop of and rest
gan to Improve at once, and after q
thorough course became strong and
we'll.
I think 8. 8. 8. the best medicine I
ever used as an appetizer and gen.
eral tonic. j. g. SCOTT,
GIL Railroad street, Rome, Ga.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

blood and strengthening the weak
places in your constitution. During the
cold winter months we are compelled
to live indoors and breathe the impure
air Of badly ventilated rooms and Of
fees. We over-work and over-eat, and
get too little outdoor exercise, and our
systems become clogged with impure
ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs
and humors Of every kind, and warm
weather is sure to bring a reaction,
and the poisonous matter in the blood
and system will break out in boils and
pustules or scaly eruptions and red,
disfiguring bumps and pimples. Make
good beginning this season by taking
course OF S. S. S. in time; it will not
only purify your blood and destroy the
germs and poisons, but promote healthy
action of the Liver and Kidneys and
give you a good appetite at a time
when you need it most.
S. S. S. improves the digestion and
tones up the Stomach, and you are not
continually haunted by the fear of
indigestion every time you eat, or
troubled with dizziness, nervousness
and sleep1essness. There is no reason
to dread the coming of warm weather il
and the blood in a normal, healthy co,
blood that invites disease germs, micr
bring on long train of spring and su
stitution, and produce weakness, lassit
Eczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04
Spring Humors

Come to most people and cause many
troubles,-pimples, boils and other
eruptions, besides loss Of appetite,
that tired feeling, fits Of biliousness,
indigestion and headache.
The sooner one gets rid Of them tho
better, and the way to get rid of them
and to build up the system that has
suffered from them is to take
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1903-05-04

dread the weather have system we'll fortified
the blood in normal healthy condition the polluted sluggish
cd that invites disease microbes and kind and
Of spring ailments
tuition, produce
ub make their the
antidoted and the thin, acid blood
@ !:
through the hot sultry months and
the diseases and
vegetable and
and peasanof all
Diseases THE SWIFT SpFcSexrs <.0- Ar AarA a.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-02-21
EMPIRE THEATRE.

A rare treat is in prospect for patrons
OF the Empire theatre next week. when
David Higgins, the author-player and
Miss Georgia Waldron will be seen here
again In the excellent southern play by
Mr.. Higgins. AT Piney Ridge" The play
was last seen here two seasons ago. It
is claimed to be the first ever written OF
life in the mountains OF Tennessee and
1t is one OF the most interesting in the
coherency and lucidity as well as the
strong and sustained interest OF its story,
ever seen at the theatre. II brings in
the race question which has recently
been referred 10 as the most prominent
now before the nation. for the plot hinges
on miscegenation. Mr.. Higgins and Miss
Waldron will be supported by an unusual
ly competent company, which includes
Miss Olive Maude Davis in southern coon
songs. The play will be we'll staged.
A story OF life I'm the Tennessee noun
tains the scene OF AT Piney Ridge" are
laid at Piney Ridge. small hamlet In
the Tennessee mountains and at the
plantation OF Col. Deering. as well as In
a room In the old Brierson house there.
The story is OF the struggles OF Jack
Rose, young mountaineer. who having
been brought up in cabin In the noun
tains as a son OF an old woman of the
soil, grows up a manly character far
above his apparent station in life. Miner
al wealth is found on the farm left to
him by his foster mother and he becomes
rich.
He falls In love with Azalic Deering,
daughter OF President Deering OF the
bank OF Tennessee, I'm which bank Rose
has deposited his money His rival is
Mark Briarson, cashier OF the bank, who
Is aided by Dagmar an octoroon, who
has vowed vengeance on the Deerings
for an ante-bellum love affair. She Is
n former slave woman who has been ow-
ned In an old and rich family. Faithless
to her trust, she changed the babies in
the cradle when her own child, the son
OF white father was a babe. Mark
Briarson, brought up as young man OF
wealth and position, is her own son, in
whose veins Is the taint of negro blood.
The child she carries into the mountains
and there abandons. Is Jack Rose, who
IL brought up by the mountaineers In ig-
norance. as they are, OF his own station.
In every movement and action, however,
he betrays his gentle birth.
Briarson proves a scoundrel. He for
ges orders on the bank and loots It's
treasury The discovery Of the cond-
ton OF the bank Is mads by Gen. Briar-
son at time when he has the nomlna-
ton OF the bank is made by Gen. Briar-
OF the state. Jack Rose demands pay
ment OF his large balance I'm the bank. to
invest I'm business. The old general in
despair tells OF the robbery and Rose
comes to the rescue of the bank with
another large deposit.
There Is complicated love affair.
Cindy Lane, a mountain girl, has been be-
trayed by Briarson, and follows him to
the home OF Gen. Deering. where she Is
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-02-21

vocal solos and duets The Misses Spray
are2ery beautiful young ladies and both
have splendid voices, and they arc GER
tain TO be cordially received by music
lovers. The Seven Reed Birds will offer
"a bright little musical comedy skit from
the pen OF Dave Reed. Jr., which is said
to give the talented family excellent OPP
portunities for their individual and COL
lective abilities Dave Reed. Jr.. Is the
oldest living minstrel before the public
among theatregoers OF the Older genera
ton In every city and town In the United
States.
An act OF especial interest will be that
OF Salllc Stembler. who Is well remember
ed as formerly Of the Chas. Hoyt forces.
having appeared in many OF the original
productions OF Hoyts plays. Miss stem
bier is now giving n series OF character
songs. with corresponding costume
changes and is repeating her former sue
cess Lew Wells. the popular Dutch mu-
steal comedian. Is offering new act
which is said 10 he very much out OF the
ordinary, and the Reif Brothers will OF.
fer their usual graceful and neatly dress
cd dancing act
The sisters De Van will present theii
pretty perch gy-mnastic act: Corbley and
Burke will entertain with their Irish
comedy act. as will Naomi Ethardo IN
her equllibristic act and W. II. Hall. N
stories and songs The Biograph will
have an especially interesting set OF mo-
tion pictures and will also show pictures
OF Some of the members OF the Abe,
| stock conpanv
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-02-21
PARK THEATRE.

Thrilling scenes OF Western life. includ-
ing adventures Of the most noted bandits
this country has ever known, will be
shown in the play, '"rhe James Boys In
Missouri" which comes TO the Park the
atre next week. The play is one or the
most interesting ever shown on the stage
OF this popular theatre. and combines a
number of the actual adventures of
Frank and Jesse James and their men.
with an interesting love story. num-
Der OF thrilling scenes will be shown,
among them the famous Blue Cut train
robbery OF 1881, which was, up TO that
time, the biggest and most daring coup or
the kind ever known in this country.
Some OF the most thrilling episodes In
the lives OF the noted bandits. the James
Boys, and the members Of their band. are
shown in the thrilling romantic drama,
THE James Boys in Missouri" OF the
great number of thrilling and exciting
adventures experienced by these famous
men, the dramatist has selected several.
has combined them In a story of unusual
interest has introduced love interest.
made the play, in fact. a strong one In
this respect. and has faithfully intro
duced some very real scenes.
one or these is the noted Blue Cut tram
robbery in which the James Boys, Jesse
and Frank. took a very active part on
Sept 7, 1881. In this robbery. in which
an express train was stopped by
masked man who crawled over the
tender from the front platform OF the
baggage car where ne had concealed
himself when the train started. and who
held up the engineer and the fireman at
the point OF a knife. backed by re-
volver, a train of very real cars is used.
The scene is a faithful reproduction Of
the event az II actually happened. The
express car is blown open with dynamite.
the safe is rolled out and blown open as
the car had been, the passengers are
lined up and held at bay by one OF the
bandits, while another relieves them OF
their valuabes, and In every respect the
scene is one OF the most thrilling and in
teresting ever shown on the stage OF the
Park theatre. The setting required to
properly present this scene Is claimed to
make IL one of the largest ever built.
The manner in which the two noted
bandits lived and in which they eluded
their pursuers, although sometimes COM
ing close TO capture through traitors In
the band, Is .hown in the course OF the
series OF exciting adventures allotted to
the characters. And in the end, the play
points a moral, Cor IL shows and most i'm
pressively, that the wages OF sin is death,
and as a man sows, so shall he also reap
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-02-21
WESTMlN TER THEATRE.

The management of The Topsey Turvy
Burlesque Company" which will come TO
the Westminster theatre on Monday next
for weeks engagement, being fully
aware that no one person can give an
evenings entertainment has enrolled one
of the strongest companies ever seen in
any burlesque or extravaganza produc-
ton.
The company includes besides large
and attractive chorus OF 20 charming
girls, such well known and capable
specialists as the Three Shamrocks in an
amusing sketch Burt Fuller. the quaint
comedian and clever imitation artist:
Keno Welch & Melrose. a trio OF wonder
full acrobatic performers: Miss Grace
Mantel. the well known prima donna;
Sam Rice. the comedian and clever au-
thor; Misses Cunningham & Revere. who
present one OF the most finished singir +.
and dancing effects OF this season; I;
frankie Emmett and others.
1t Is said that the scenery. costumes
and electrical effects OF this company are
for beauty, far in advance Of anything
ever before attempted by a burleque COM
pany.
The following attraction will be the
Tiger Lilies
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-02-21

In class all by himself
In "A Desperate Chance" the author
has laid his scenes I'm and around Pitts
burg. taking for his subject the Biddle
brothers escapades. The story OF the
piece is full OF intense dramatic action
which will hold its audience from the rise
OF the curtain i'm the first act until the
termination OF the fourth and last act OF
the play.
Those who followed the history or the
Biddles from the time OF their arrest In
PittsburR until their escape from the
county Jail I'm that city, their struggle
against great odds for life and liberty
and their final capture and death, can see
al glance the great possibilities for dra-
matte action.
Mr.. Kremer, the author. has departed
from the everyday drama, where the
villain, hero and heroine or someone else
I'm the play must be shot every few
minutes. 1t is true that i'm "A Desperate
Chance the play is not complete without
the use OF some gunpowder, but the use
of firearms comes into legitimate play
during only two OF the scenes-the escape
from the Pittsburg Jail and the desperate
battle which takes place I'm binding
snowstorm between the officers OF the
law on one side and the brothers and
wardens wife on the other.
Messrs. Forester and Mittenthal bro
theirs have not stopped at expense for the
production Money has been spent
freely and lav1shly and IL can be stated
without hesitancy that a production will
be furnished that will not be surpassed
by any attraction playing the popular
price houses The cast will be an ex-
ceptionally strong one. containing names
OF artists that are well known 10 the the
atregoing public
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-02-21

earth. will head an attractive vaudeville
bill at Keith's next week. and Will no
doubt prove an entertaining feautre
these Intelligent auadrupeds, In spite OF
their seeming clumsiness, perform va
riety of exceedingly clever tricks, among
which are the playing OF musical instru-
ments. a game OF ten pins, riding cycle,
and an extremely lsughable pantomime
I'm which one OF the elephants acts as
waiter never fails 10 arouse hilarious
laughter, especially among the children
pleasing number will be the appear
ance of those inimitable Irish character
artists (and we use the term In It's fullest
sense) Callahan and Mack, who are
among the biggest favorttes keith audi
ences have They are always welcome
visitors for their delightful creation, In
the old Neighborhood" is one or the
gems OF vaudeville. Two other favorites
are Thomas Lewis and Sam j. Ryan, the
we'll known and popular blackface come
dians. They will offer new comedy act
callecd The Wireless Telephone which
is said to far eclipse all their previous ef-
forts.
A special added feature OF the bill upon
which much emphasis is rightly placed Is
the appeara OF Billy Gould, the Broad
way favorite who will come direct from
his ffty-seven weeks engagement at the
sire Brothers theatre In New York.
where ne mas uCnltNtu phchoiuehhi
success. Mr. Gould is rarely seen outcide
OF New York. therefore his Providence
success Is all the more notable and ProT-
dence people have every cause TO con-
gratulate themselves upon having an OPP
portunty to see him. His act will con-
sist OF a number OF coster songs and 9TH
er character songs and stories told In his
inimitable, magnetic manner.
The Watson. Hutchings. Edwards Co.
will offer a nonsensical skt called THE
Vaudeville Exchange" full OF lively
comedy and some pleasing singing and
dancing. An European act which has ex-
cited some interest at the other Keith
houses Is that OF the Watenberg Brothers.
who give an act OF double foot juggling
that has never been equalled anywhere.
One of the most difficult OF their feats
is the Juggling and passing from one TO
the other OF four balls simultaneously.
A duo OF new comers are Clara and
Della Spary. two recent vaudeville debu-
tants, whose act consists OF a number of
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-02-21

tions OF the country. The Old Home
stead" is appreciated TO the same ex-
tent on the Pacific coast as II is on its
nature heath.
Interest. OF course, centres around Mr.
Thompson. the author actor who plays
with the homely, rugged, vigorous nat
uralness that has so completely asso-
ciated him with his bucolic hero as to
cause him TO be Familiarity known as
Uncle Josh. The Cy Prime OF Mr. Car
ter the Eb Ganzy OF Mr.. Knapp. the Seth
Perkins OF Charles Clarke and the Aunt
Matilda OF Mrs Morse are excellent types
Of New England life, and br1m full Of
humor.
The scenic effects are promised TO be
complete I'm detail and the famous double
quartet will be heard i'm the old favorltes
and some new and effective numbers
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1903-02-21
IKPr RI TEA RE.

Opening with an extra holiday matinee
on Monday NJ which. as a. the regular
necs, all seats will be sold at Is cents.
"A Desperate Chance" will be the coming
weeks attraction AZ the Imperial II. r.
Forester and the Messrs Mlttenthal
Bros have made an elaborate production
of Mr. Theodore Krcmers latest drama
Mr. Krcmcr Is we'll known throughout the
United states and Canada In connection
with great many successes written By
him. and "rhe Fatal Wedding" has
placed this young and successful author