The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1903-03-29
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sast for Stu" /
On Condition.
= ses some big professor says do workin'
day ought to be reduced to four hours"
Gee. II cey keep on cuttin' down de
workin' day We'll soon be in de laborin'
class"
well. wouldn't much mind working
about fifteen minutes day when de we'd
ders pleasant, II de wages wus temptin'."-
Kansas City journal.
Work Planned out.
THAT was q pleasant gentleman you In
troduoed me to-
"YesI he has some excellent qualities. I
am going 10 mako something Of him. II he
win let me-
You make somsthing Of himf Why. he
looks old enough to be your father
He Is old enough That's what I'm 20
ing TO make OF him-a fRther-in-law."-Kan-
sas City Journal
Disappointed.
4 little girl was sent to school for the
nrst time On her return her mother asked
Il didn't like it = eit,s the mite replied
s-Ths teacher put me on q chair and told
ma to 6t there for the present, and sat
and sat, but she never gave rns any pres
emit"
HuAAA DsARls.
Nh Hsrnihandi 'Nr1 ecreggtns tails
ne that Gnce that ntFy scn q theirn vIS
thrvvsd over BY that Qoldsby girl he's ban
al broke Up"
Farmer Hornihand, Tea. I ben sssin' his
pisoss In tn paper."-Baltimors American
Not Necessarily.
N seems to NO. remarked tie Gus
toner, a. she watched the man at the
bought you are wasting q good DEAL Of
that nsat"
mot at an. ma'am.- h. said, EsnisIly;
u vsishsd IL n-s."-chicaso Tneuna
In Kew York.
anss Would you mind. dear. n sat O.
ths soAr-
why, DON'T 20 love me any uorsr'
'N0h, yss. but have been riding in open
cara al day, and I am tired OF sitting In
mans hpa"-New York Life
EAs Tried b.s oe.laa't.
10 you keep . watch on your husband
Mosa he IL drtlkingr''
= tried to-but couldnt afford IT,
why nosr'
ne used to either Loo n - pawn H.
Exahang&
Re S.rap-Ns F1sA4A
1cR Tta Lotti -JuR think-vhsn that
1sor fsmily was found thers hadn't been .
scrSp In the house for two whole dayA"
M. Eta Lott labsently)i 'Lnc,U man"
SExohansA,
woadsrfuI R1na.uaae.
Urst eport' -Dicks0n u . vsodGfl
nnsncier."
esocnd eporti -Howr
me this morning TO take him uptown to
ses . man that he could barrow = from.
and with that s he blew on another man
shAt he borrowed $50 from."-E1ohanga
ovs In the T.M or.A
Friend, why DO you cab yeur pap1 The
Daily Boiler7"
Editor, because it's liable - Dust any
minute"
Tsmmy, why. I'm glad chr1stmas don't
como IN the summer TINA"
Mother; "whyf"
Tommy; cause, In the summer Tina ]
wear such little short stooktnss."-PhIla-
6slphia Presa
HeDs f.s Hss.
Ma Tighter; Il feel that an going to
Nyfte some real poetry"
Mr.. Fighter: II congratulate ysu. They
~ folis who know they are crazy are not
beyond hope."-Boston Post
Hethins Doans.
Dealer Il got . bargain here, M. slosh-
A. Ill nNA ~ 1,~
az"
uncis 81. Don't want It. Why. Hank
Buokmafde got one right hsrs In taown
ias week fur 80"
A Leader No Ls.ssH
'7esvH lend Burroughs any monsy.s
sNevsr did"
hut you hayN"
'9sei used to think md. but found vas
making . gift every tims"-Boston Posi-.
E1rlaineI.
1hs Medium, 81 am alarmed Your past
= fosEySunisty. I-er~
Tho vtotimi That's al hight. mumi =
used to live In London"
hound t. Wiz.
TH," aid the young wife. "HsnIy and
had some words this morning, and can't
deny that he got the best Of it.
That will never DO" returned tho or
psrienced neighbor. You can't afford 70
start In married life that way"
u know it." answered the young VITA
1--WE thought 1t all over. and when he
comes homo tonight I'm going to bring him
to terms 50 quick that he'll hardly know
what's happened"
That's right, my dear. Show some
spirit What are you going to DOR
I'm going to bring up the subject again
and then cry."-Pearson's Weekly.
EARLY Tra1nin4.
The giant boa swung from the vine ana
started to embrace the tropical explorer.
After squeezing for some time the reptile
gave UP In disgust
Il can't do anything with you" said the
boa