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The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
BRISK WALKING A CURE
FOR ALL BODILY ILLS

called bodily ills could be found in
n short walk through pretty mark.
In walking the mind naturally be.
comes diverted and so Interested in
things other than ones own misfor.
tunes. snd at once the attitude
changes to one of cheer. Again. waIk-
ing is one Of the greatest stimulants
OF thought. Take. for instance. our
greatest thinkers. orators. actors. in
fact, all literary people and you will
discover that they were and those OF
to-day are all great walkers. In walk
ing one gathers incident and illustra-
tion fresh and full OF actual detail.
and when the author or orator pictures
a thing in this living fashion he i'm
medlately carries conviction with him,
and so furnishes the secret of his
success. While from physical stand
point there is nothing that will as
quickly induce free circulation OF
the blood or so effectually reduce flesh
as good walk. and II is much safer
than starving, for not infrequeptly
does Mrs. Burden become Mrs. Gray
through the means of an unwise and
unwholesome diet in her desire to
obtain a sylphlike figure Walk in
the fresh. pure air. and breathe proper
ly, inhailing the air through the
nostrlls that the lungs may become
filed, and the panacea will be found
for many sodily ills and vexations of
the day"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
DOCTOR POINTS OVT EVILS
OF OUR MODERN SOCIETY

for the increase in crime and insanity.
The nervous strain of keeping up"
has been aggravated, too. by tend
ency 10 overrating due to the increase
of wealth and the luxuries of the table
When the nerves are unstrung by
overpressure. says DR.. Macdonald.
the VIII! may become weak, depres
sion and pressimism set in. and loss
of self-control follows with its conse.
quent abnormal actions leading on to
crime and other social evils.
THE recent rapid development of
women by entering more and more
into the work of men, a transition in.
volvinE great strain. seems to have
some unwelcome accompaniments. In
Vienna. for instance, general paralysis,
mans disease, is increasing among
women. In Belgium insanity and sui
eide have been growing relatively
faster among women than among
men,
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

DIR. Arthur Macdonald, specialist of
the United States Bureau of Edu-
cation. has shown in the report he
recently made to Congress that crimes
are on the increase out oil all relative
proportion to the increase of popula-
ton. The report covers forty years.
and deals with suicide, insanity and
other forms of mental and physical
obliqulty. as well as with crime
Iii accounting for the increase in
crime Dr. Macdonald set down as one
cause the constant centralization of
population. and as another the in
creased consumption of sugar, malt
liquors and other less solid foods over
the more natural and staple articles
of diet, such as meat and potatoes.
In general, the rapid development of
society. involving quick and frequent
changes and taxing the nervous sys-
tenn to the comparative neglect of the
muscular system is given as the cause
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
CUTICURA
OINTMENT
Purest Of EmoIIlants and
Greatest Of Skin Cures.
The Most Wonderful Curative
Of All Time
For TOTturlng, DistlguTlng
Skin HumOurs
And Purest and Sweetest Of
Toilet EmOIIiGntS.

Cuticurn Ointment Is beyond question
the most elccessful curative for tortur-
Ing, ,disnguring humours OF the skin and
scalp, including loss OF hnir. ever
compounded, in proof of which q
single amounting preceded by a hot bath
with Cuticura Soap, and followed in
the severer cases. by dose Of Cuti-
cura Resolvent, Is often sufficient to
afford immediate relief In the most
distressing forms of itching, burning
and scaly humours, permit rest and
sleep, and point to speedy cure when
all other remedies fail. II IL especially
so In the treatment OF infants and chill
dren, cleansing, soothing and healing
the most distressing of infantile hu-
mours, and preserving, purifying and
beautifying the skin, scalp and hair.
Cuticura Ointment possesses, at the
same time, the charm of satisfying the
simple wants of the toilet, In caring for
the skin. scalp, hair, hands and feet.
from infancy to age, far more eject
uaily, agreeably and economically than
the most expensive of toilet emollients.
Its "InstAnt relief for skin-tortured
babies" or " Sanative ,antiseptlc cleans
ing" or "Oue-night treatment of the
hands or feet" or g Single treatment
of the hair" or "Use after athletics"
cycling, golf. tennis, riding, sparring,
or any sport, each In connection with
the use OF Cuticura Soap, is sufficient
evidence OF this.
ncad thrpuxheui The world cutsur. Rssolvsnt On
form q cheeolab Coatsd f!s se Per val q % O.nt.
msnt toc Besp, rs. pepotsi Lond don charterhonss
Eql f.rs Kps de la P.ix Boston. IN Columbua Ave
rea,s pE sas IN csss.,. cSesR sos II. r,G2rs.:!-
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
WHY HE ALMOST WISHED
HIS RIVAL HADN'T DIED

The late Gustavus F. Swift, head
of the powerful firm of Swift & Co..
got his start in life in Sandwich.
Mass. and there is story OF Sand
wich funeral that he often used TO
tell.
Smith suddenly took sick. very
sick. For week he lowered between
life and death. Jones seemed to for
get his hatred at this time: he called
at the sick mans house, inquired after
hts health and asked II there was any
thing he could do.
We'll. Smith died. ard Jones at
tended the funeral. In procession
we all walked to the grave. Jones.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Lipton1 w.no.rr., ,sv..e,..

SIR Thomas Johnstone Lipton. who
IS spending S5oo,ooo annually in hts
efforts to "lift" the Americas cup.
Is said TO be worth about $50. 200. 900.
rwenty-tbree years ago he stood be-
hind 4 counter waiting on customers.
Thirty years ago he worked in the
rice fields OF South Carolina. and was
so poor that he slept with the negroes
In the woods. To-day he employs
1000 persons In has various establish
ments and is the pet of tie king OF
England
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

To the housewife Eho has not yet
become acquainted with the new
things OF everyday use in the market
and who is reasonably satisfied with
the old. We would suggest that trial
OF Defiance Cold Water Starch be
made at once. Not alone because 1t
is guaranteed by the manufacturers
to be superior to any other brand
but because each 1oc package con-
tains 16 ozs., while all the other kinds
contain but ~ ozs. 1t is safe to say
that the lady who once uses Defiance
Starch will use no other. Quality
and quantity must win.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

remember. wore new silk hat. The
walk was mile long. and during it
rain began to fall.
Harder and harder It came down.
We were all drenched.
But Jones seemed only worried
over his new hat.
My new hat he kept muttering:
my new hat will be ruined. 1t cost
So. 1t will be ruined
Then, during shower of unusual
violence. he turned to me and said:
Here's Sc hat ruined. Gus. all on
account of Smiths funeral Hanged
II l don't almost wish Smith hadn't
died"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Insurance Statistics.

II all the persons whose lives are
Insured by the ninety-four life assur-
ance companies of the country were
unfortunately to die In night. the
companies would stand TO pay ont
next morning the sum OF Gs6s .90s.-
595. That. according to the board OF
statistics. is the total of the assur-
ances at present in force. Besides
this there are rather over 100000
annuities.-London Answers.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Ancient Etiquette Rules.

A German book of etiqutte. dated
1850. has these among his rules: DO
not use your thumb to spread the but
ter on your bread" when you drink
raise the cup with both hands," ''Dc
not suck the marrow out OF bones or
gnaw them like a dog" do not drink
the soup from the plate
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
1o aeroxe a cork Easily.

Hang the corkscrew on the eooi
knob and pull down with your own
weight on the bottle. II corckscrew
is not available. tie a stout string
tightly around the cork and fnsten II
to the knob and pull down the bottle.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
omees Made and Abolished.

The last congress created l1,3lt
new offices and employments at an an
nual compensation of s7,927 639. As
the congress also abolished 1875 Of
fees the net increase is 9,501. with an
aggregate OF s6.9S6. 1853 in salaries and
wages.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

A prominent Southern lady, :
Mrs. Blanchard, Of Nashville,
Tenn, tells how she was cured
Of backache, dizziness, painful
and irregular periods by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Gratitude compels me to aclsnowl-
edge the great merit Of your Vege-
table Compound have suffered for
four years with irregular and painful
menstruntion, also dizziness, pains in
the back and lower limbs, and fitful
sleep. | dreaded the time to come
which would only mean suffering to
me. Six bottles OF Lydia IL.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
brought me health and happiness in
few short months. and was worth
more than months under the doctors
care. which really did not benefit me
at all. | feel like another person now.
Ny aches and pains have left me.
am satisfied there is no medicine so
good for sick woman AS your Vcgc-
table Compound, and | advocate IT. to
my lady friends in need of medical
help Mrs. II. A. BLANCHARD. 4as
broad ST.. Nashville. Tenn. = $4,000 for
felt n original Of abogs iette, proving gensinsnsss
cannot be produced.
When women are troubled with
menstrual irregularities. weakness,
leucorrhma, displacement or liberation
of the womb that bearing-down feel
ing, Inflammation of the ovaries, back
ache. they should remember there is
one tried and true remedy. Lydia II.
PinlSham's sVc~etablaC0m G C0mDOunh.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
a.eora for alaxinar Hens.

In a laying" competition OF the
Utility Poultry club at Crewe, Eng
land, the four-year-old pullets which
took the first prize laid 276 eggs in
sixteen weeks.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
naptl.ts Of the United STATES.

The Baptists of the United States.
according to the latest official returns,
number 1890. .462. They are gathered
in 44.S29 churches and are served by
30,S09 ministers. The gains last year
were 376 churches, 64s ministers and
6I 1893 members.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

OF using 1t. There are some Panamas
In the street but they are last years
product, and ! wouldn't allow one of
these hats TO leave my store before
saying definitely that Panamas are out
of date as hopelessly as cooked hats.
The 'sennet' straw hat is the thing
and is ten times cheaper than Pan
anna"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
First Come. First Served.

We would rather sell our fine Sun
Luis valley lands to Colorado farmers
Best water rights. fertile soil. low
prices. easy terms. II easterners come
sell to them. of course. Send for our
new booklet and see what you're miss
ing. The Colorado Bureau of Immigra-
ton. 6l6 Majestic Bldg. Denver. Colo.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Explained in simple Fashion.

French journal cites the following
example to show the simplicity of Ian
guage used by German chemists: "lf
benzoynaphtylamide is treated with
nitric acid it forms two isometricomo-
nitro m d obenzonaphtylamides OF
which one gives monoamldobenzona.
phtylimIde. and the .other adhydroben.
sodiamidonoleana."- ."-Hygienic Gazette.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Worlds Largest Airship.

The largest airship yet constructed
is to be built at St, Ouen. 1t has been
designed by Senior Jose de Patrocini
who has received subsidy from the
Brazilian government for the purpose.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Suicides Lack ReIiaious Faith.

People who commit suicide are gen.
orally lacking in any wholesome re
ligious faith. If a man believes in a
future existence and retribution for
wrong-dolng in this life he will hest
tate to force his passage into the
great hereafter. .-Erooklyn Citizen.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Owl Nearly Causes Disaster.

While chasing mouse on the Mo
bile & Ohio railway near Murphys-
boro, H.. recently an owl got fixed in
the points. rendering them unwork-
able. A locomotive which came along
shortly afterwards was derailed and
an express following later was stopped
only in the nick of time to prevent a
disaster.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Little Fear Of Burial Alive.

Speaking of cremation. the London
Lancet expresses the opinion that the
chances of living body thought to be
dead being reduced to ashes are too
indefinitely remote to merit attention.
In the vast majority of instances there
is no real foundation for the stories OF
premature burial or intend I'd burial.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
What Nero Mlsaed.

Great divinities!" exclaimed the
shade Of Nero. watching the automo
bile race. Gould have had bunch
of them what sights Of royal carnage
the arena would have seen!"-Balti
more American.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Disarm:no schem.

sam-feas: All was jes itchin' to
lick dat Pete Green.
Remus-But All heard yo bertin'
him in good-natured way des he
couldn't stand on his haid.
sam-oh, dat was a trick. Err soon
es ne stood on his haid all de razohs
wud drop out OBJ his pocke, an Aid
hab hin harmless.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

Mrs Nextdoor-My goodness How
did you parrot learn such awful Ian
guage? Mrs. Homer-Oh. 1t happened
to be in the room when my husband re-
ceived the bill for my new bonnet
oh. IF at first you don't succeed .
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Jubilee for aLlbrarv.

Manchester. England. is soon to eel.
ebrate the jubilee of its free library.
During the fifty years over $4,000, ,O00
books have been drawn out.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance
Starch is taking the place OF all
others.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
small CITY Much Talked Of.

The population of Paterson. N. ".
is approximately 10000 inhabitants.
and the city covers an area of eight
and one-half square miles
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
The waaner Memorial.

The unveiling of the Wagner me-
mortal at Berlin will take place Oct. l,
and the musical fetes in connection
herewith will last for four days.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

Hasn't Squallop been fooling US
beautifully?' How" Il found out
the other day. by accident. that he has
been a member of a church for TWEEN
ty-five years. without any of his friends
ever suspecting it."
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
cauah, Immen.e HaIIbut.

At MuIlion- in Cornwall. halibut
has been caught which weighed up
ward of 100 pounds.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

No chromos or cheap premiums.
but better quality and one-third
more OF Defiance Starch for the same
price OF other starches.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Smoke Bakers "Buiihead" seen, cisal

III you find 1t impossible to keep open
your line OF retreat" said the Instructor
In the military school. what ought you
to do?' open up a line OF advance. .
was the prompt reply.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

a Chicago multi millionaire is willing to
give million dollars for n model SER
want girl-but perhaps the girl doesn't
think him n model millionaire.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

Don't you admire the roses In Mis-
Pretty's cheeks2- NO, 1 never did lik
artificial flowers"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

The Salesman-'Now. here is ham
mock big enough for two" The Sweet
Girl-"That won't do. | want to buy one
small enough for two"
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

Bird stores may sometimes cut prices
but golden eagle Is always worth ter
dollars.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Stops the Cough and
Works on the Cold
tive Bromo Cuinine Tablets. Price d,

Should the Denver city council try tt
Impose license cats, as has beer
suggested. they would doubtless precipi
tate catastrophe
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

A man may be called silly drunk wher
mobile.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

II you have smoked Bulihead scent
cigar you know how good they are: n
you have not. better try one.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

Probably the sparrow that killed Cock
robin claimed that he found his victim
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

lido not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has On equni for coughs and colds.-JoHs
Boynfl Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. is. 1900
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

FITS rrrnanen siy Curea MONT. nervousness arte,
hr-t OF Dr. Kline t.rvAt Nerve R..torer
send Tor FREE. $500 trial pottle and treatise
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

The secret of the popularity of Baxter's
Bullhead 5.cent cigar is revealed in one
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

Mistress-I hope you'll suit I've had
eleven cooks In the last three months.
cook-That's nothing. | have had twice
many places
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

Increase in British Railway Capital.
British railway capital has increased
during the last ten years by no less
than 100000. 900.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

1T beats air how good a cigar you can
buy for cents 4 you buy the right brand
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

~he mildest tobacco that grows is used
irr the makeup of Bakers Bullhead s.
cent cigar. TIy one and see.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

when she said kissing was intoxicating
he said he was not prohbitionist.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

How do you like my new slippers .'
said the up-to-date girl. "Oh they are
simply Immense" replied the silly man.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

II there Is anything the real smart man
doesn't know he doesn't know 1t.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Hereford and Shorthorn Bulls
MODERN SCHOOL OE BUSINESS

18th and Curtis Streets. Denver. Colo.
Departments; -Telearaphy, bookkeeping uhe
famous Bis System OF Actual Busines-)
Shorthsne ,Grnham and Gregg systemst iy =
writing Touch method B. P-nm.u-hip and
Enpii h. POSITIONS GtAKANI Fed 10
students completing the com bined course. EN-
perienrest teHrhfr- In ev@sv department Fall
Term opens sept. \. 1903. send for free
Illustrated catalogue. A. NJ kEARNS. Pres.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09
Ar,,rica Leads in Postotfices.

America IcadS IN PostoH'ces.
The United States has $4,000 post
offices. Germany is next with 45,623.
and Great Britain third with q, 400.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

TIE strictly up-to-date man refuses I.
drive an 02 mobile in 'os.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

A smile of satisfaction goes with one of
Bakers "BuIihead'' scent cigars.
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

TELEGRAPH OPERATORS IN DEMAND
BUslNEsS COLLEGE Denver. Write for Journal
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums, 1uces in
na,umston, aiays pain wind coiic. 23e bottle
The Elbert County tribune., 1903-07-09

Halls catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure. Price. 75c.
New-York tribune., 1903-01-11

Don Caesar's Return" this being their nrsc az
pearance together since they were menoers q
Daniel Frohman's company Then David SlspHal3
will sing Danny Deever," accompanied On tlo
pfano bv the composer. Walter Danroschs and WIZ
he followed by Miss Julia Mariove IN rscicauon-
Next Charles Frohran will present for the nrso
time in this country a act play arranged tFonf
Anthony Hopes story entitled The philosopher
in the Apple Orchard acted by Miss Fay DAVIS
and Bruce McRae. and this in turn will be sue
ceeded by Mrs. Langtry, who presents novelty
After this Miss Nellie FoIls, Harry Kelly ana
John P Kennedy will appear in the song rom
1.-The BfIliouafres'' entitled Here Comes Pansy-
The next in order is a recitation by Miss Juhe
Opp. after which E H Sothern and Miss Ethel
Fsarrvmore will be seen in domestic one act play
entitled Drifting Apart and this will be sue
ceeded bv Miss Beatrice HerfOrd IN a new mono
IoeIIe Next on the programme VIII come the IoCI
11r-ro-dats skit which SucceSSr1IIy gwen nN
fbA members Of the Twelfth Night Cluo at their
rooms last Tuesday evening. and IT VIII oe partlci
na+ed in bv the Misses Elizabeth Tyree. LortA
TTntbfcr1rn Adelaide Fitz-Alen. BlJou FERNANDEZ
Minnie TIIpree May Robson and Mrs Cara Blood-
GOOD nd the entire entertainment viii concIude
nth celebrated champagne dance Oy the Ehs-
iish dancers from John c.. Fishers Silver supper
rompany Although the receipts from suoScrl2-
tons and ticket sales now amount TO over SOW
there are still a few single seats and one or TWO
boxes on sale at the Broadway Theatre
New-York tribune., 1903-01-11

ite in the Gothic style of architecture. which
seems to be ever growing more popular among
Roman Catholics. The main structure is 165
by 76 feet. It is 100 feet wide at the transept
and has a seating capacity Of 1,525. The base
nent Of the church seats 400. and is abovs
ground The interior Of the church is finished
in stucco work. executed in elaborate fashion,
The chanceI is very high Near the sanctuary
are archways. which give entrance to the
chapels- The statuary work Is elaborate. Stat
ues Of heroic size Of the twelve apostles are on
the main pillars There are three alrars or
Carrara marble. The Teredos Is richly carved
and the panels are Of Mexican onyx The col
uu1s are also OF onyx and ornamental. II
is thirty feet high In the inches Of the altars
are marble statues Of St. Michael, ST Gabriel.
St Joseph and the Virgin The stations OF the
cross are arranged in original way. IN
some OF the groups are six or seven figures.
some Of them three feet high The stations
are de1icately tinted in cream and gold. thus
harmonizfng with the general color effects OF
the interior of the church 1t Is said that thess
stations are the handsOmest in any church IN
the country save the large cathedrals- Eaeh
group rests upon a carved and panelled pedestal
The sanctuary flooring is mosaic. The peVs
and all other woodwork are Of quartered oak
The church is divided into main and side aises.
and TO the sides chapels Of St. Patrick and
ST Bridget The windows are stained glass and
are in every way in keeping with the generat
architecture of the church
The Rev. Joseph NJ Gleason was ordained in
the Grand Seminary in Montreal in 1870 oy
Archbishop Pavre- He was appointed curatS
at Stamford the following Christmas, where h
remained until November l. 1873 when he was
transferred to DanieIsOnviIle. In March. 1872
he was transferred TO ThOmpsOnvllle. remaining
there until 1883. when he was appointed pastor
AT Litchheld 70 succeed Father Byrnss- N
November. 1856. ne succeeded Father F1enllng
as pastor at Portland. In February 1853 ta-
ther Gleason appointed pastor OK 81 "a
rick's ThonpsOnviIIe where he had formerly
served as curate under Father DOnahue IN
1889 he began he construction of a new chureh
there. the contract price being S4fVtN "
November. 1895 Father Gleason was appointed
pastor OF St Patrick's in Waterbury oy Blshcp
Tierney TO succeed Father Duggan- he entefe'
earnestly into the work Ot carrying on the con-
struction of the church. and pushed the
work forward as rapidly as possible FathfF
CiIeason'S personal appearance Is STRIKING q ~
fs one az tbe few priests who wear boards.
New-York tribune., 1903-01-11
THE MODERN SERVING MAID.

She had anplies FOR the position Of serving maid
sr. rang the bell and was admitted b the hall
bov into the corridor of uptown apartments
house.
Il have an appointment with Mrs B. IaNs
~. ,o her boudojr she said 20 the elevator boy
when the car under way -.
She stepped out on the tsnth floor. and sne do'r
~ = hsndsorre APARTMENT was opened TO her
"And madam she said. when the woman OF tns
house mad entered the -ooIu. what salary do ger
pay2 .. -. -. -,ss-
answer .--
room, OVERLOOKING the Hudson and the PahSades
i, rhe distance was shown 20 her
- .,TT,fr1nh = she rnurrnured. she looked acour
,ba -11-, a "a where - nv bathroom A door
s---r,s hsrk showing tiled bathroom WIN pore
lain tub ard silver mOuntinSs. ana S4-lRH1u a.
cordtne 70 the most modern fashion
as fhis my special bathroom. or DO tHe ser
wants dabble II II. tooz , -.
ssIt Is for all the servants Whispered th7
woman OF the house. =.
AT rhs servants she exclaimed. as II about u
xxoou ssTnen ] don't want the position