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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-06-04

ST. LOUIS, = Mocarstwa,
kt6re zapowiedzialy wsp6lu-
dial we wystawie, zadaja ola
siebie lyle miejsca, re jakkol-
wick plac dotychczas ma wy
stawe przeznaczony jest diva
.;razy, tax wie]ki, jak bv} W
Chicago, okazuje sic potrzeba
dobrania wiecej przestrzeni.
= Japonia zam6wi}a ola sic
bic wiecej miejsca, niz kt6re-
kolwiek z innych pahstw "a
granicznych. Francya zada
10000 stop kwadratowych
wy1acznie ma wystawe swych
samochod6w, 1000 Filipi6-
czyk6w przedstawi kolonie,
~uprawiajaca rome rzemios}a,
kwitnace ma wyspach.
MILWAUKEE,, Wis, Ar
cybiskup Falconio, dolegat
papieski, kt6ry by1 zaproszo-
ny do >odwiedzenia Milwau-
kee W przyjezdzie do Green
Bay, poswiecenia klasztoru
O. @. Franciszkan6w, pra-
wdopodobnie przybedzie do
rrezydencyi arcybiskupa Ka-
tzera 80. czerwca. tn bedzie
ma Geese jego dany wielki
bankiet, ma kt6rym obecni
beda ksieza z ca1ej archidye-
cezyi.
.. - - " Er @-sE.%tsr
SOUTH BETHLEHEM,
Pa. Dnia % maja wyslano
ztad do Homestead, Pa. mai
wiekszy W swiecie odlew sta
lowy:: Geese m1ota do: kucia
wielkich plyt stalowych W
fabryce W Homestead. Odlew
ten wazy 1876 TOM, czyli 272
tysiecy funt6w Wieziono ten
ladunek ma wagonie zbudo-
wanym ma to specyalnie,
dlugim ma sto stop, a maja-
Gym az 32kola.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-06-04

.n1to11Wg,,iiceie, zzamiast jednego..
komitetu W~ystawoWego, u
tworzono 5 oddzielnych ko-
misyj, kt6re zajma sic oner-
.gicznie sprawl parady pol
.skiej podczas Wystawy. tax:
komisva programowo-dekora-
;cyjna, u1ozy plany %rydwan6w,
dobierze kostyumy, oraz
zajmie sic dekoracya woz6w;
komisya gosci, przygotuje
spis, mieszkan polskich "
kt6rych goscie W%ystawoWi,
oraz toWarzystwa pozamiej :
scowe, przytulek znalesc be
da mog}y; komisya finanso-
wa postara sic 0 zapewnie-
ME fundusZoW ma WydatKl
biura informacyjnego, oraz
parady polskiej; komisya a
gitacyjna, %prowadzic bedzie
uklady 2 miejscowymi to-.
w7arzystwami, komitetem slo-
wianskim, oraz zarzadem
w,ystawy i wreszcie komisya
~informacyjna udzielac, bedzie
interesowanym wska-
z6wek tyczacych wystawy
swiatowej, rozpocznie agita-
eye ma rzecz parady W pra-
sic polskc- ameryka6skiej i
europejskiej a nadto, rozesle
zap1roszenia do wziecia udzia-
III W parable polskiej, kt6ra
ma calemu swiatu Polske
przypomniec.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-06-04
BRACIA RODACY!

DRODZY BRACIA RODACY!
Poniewaz do > .,wszystkieh
Towarzystw polskich W A
meryce,, droga Listowna do
trzec ME mozemy, przeto po-
~stanowilismy, odezwac sic
do Was "a posrednictwem
s%zacownych pism polskich,
kt6re interesuja sprawy OBJ
chodzace Gala imigracye.
Ot6z jak VAN zapewne
wiadomo, W roku. 1904, od-
.bedzie sic wystawa swiatowa,
W kt6rej udzial vienna wszy-
stkie mocarstwa swiata. My,
jaky nar6d wymazany 2 Ii
sty politycznej, urzedowo "
wystawie uczestniczyc ME
mozemy; many atoli dobra
sposobnosc do skorzystania
z.okazyi zebrania sic przed-
stawiciei mocastw " st.
Louis, j zareprezentowania
sic pred ich oczyma, jake
nar6d zyjacy, a zarazem
i'm, co SWAT
ma Polsce do zawdzieczenia.
Ot6z " tym wlaSnie celu.
Polonia tutejsza powziela
mysl urzadzenia okazalej pa
rady, kt6raby Wykazala wro-
COME pomimo ich zacieklych
.przesladowan, Polacy zyia
j rozwijaja sic coraz bardziei
pod kazdym wzgledem.
Ale, do uskutecznienia tax
wznioslego zamiaru, miesco
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-06-04

icala swa polityka j czereda
mason6w, socyalist6w, anar-
iichist6w i nihilist6w, - ale
my polacy ME. Bo coz
nam polakom ia Francya V
czyni}a dobrego? Gdy Pol.
ske rozdzierano ma kawalki ]
strzepy, Ojciec swiety b}aga1
Francye by ME dozwoli}a ma
to zbrodnie, -ac6z uczyni}a?...
mic. - Gdy Napoleon walczyi
W Hiszpanii i ca}ej Europe,
i mia1 ia pod nogami, Polacy
|przelewali swoja krew ola
lego pychy i "a cudza sprawe.
+ Ma on czas polacy prosill,
blagali to bozyszcze, ably cos
Ida Polski uczyni}, - a on
|jednem pociagnieciem pi6ra
m6g1 zmiazdzyc wrog6w Pol
ski i %przywr6cic jej niezalez-
nose, = a COZ uczyni}2... mic.
T. Zgo]a mic "a lyle us}ug So
bic oddanych, i krwi przela-
mel tysiecy najszlachetniej-
szych polak6w. To po-
swiadczy Hiszpania, Somosie-
ra, Saragosa, Moskwa, odwrot
z Moskwy,. Lipsk it. d. l do
piero ma wyspie Heleny PREY
znal. sic, re b}ad pope}ni} ME
o~dbuduwujac Polski.--: Ostat-
nj Napoleon podczas Krym-
skiej wojny W 1853, proszony
i b}agany przez ksiecia Ada
ma Czartoryskiego i MCKEE
wicza, by pamieta} o biednej
'Polsce, kt6ra lyle us}ug Fran
cyl odda]a, i to teraz PREY
tax dobrej okazyi, - a COZ
uczynil?... mic. = Ostatecznie,
gdy Polska jeczy pod nogami
%oprawc6w, Francya brata sic
z Moskwq, z tym odwiecznym
wrogiem naszym, i my
Polacy many ca}owac nogi
Lubetowi?... MECH mu ca1uja
zydzi i socialisci, ale ME ma
rod ma kt6rym zadna plama
nieuczciwosci ME ciazy. -
Takiego bezwyznaniowca
) ~przyjmowac, znaczy}oby, albo
~pochwalanie jego postepk6w,
albo Ottawa pred jego pre-
moca, lub tel niegodne upo-
korzenie sic starca SO letnie-
go kt6rego czyny ocenia ca}y
SWAT, i unosi sic mad jego
roztropnoScia polityczna. Rzu-
'cac kamieniem potepienia, ma
glove koscio1a katolickiego z
Polak6w NIGGA tylko ci, kt6-
|rych wiara i %uczciwosc pol
ska r6wna sic takim Daszyh-
skim, Milkowskim, Lewakow-
skim, Dunikowskim i t. d.
|kt6rych~ Gala polityka jest
ca1owac nogi ob}udnikom, i
budowa6 Polske ma gruzach
kosciola katolickiego W ma
szej ojczyznie. Ale i to ma
zywa sic takze polityka,
kt6rej ostatecznym celem by
Toby serdeczne przyklasnie-
Gle powt6rzeniu sic roku
1919 w Ga1icvi- ~.
Panic zachowaj mas Cd ta-
kich politykier6w i pracow-
nik6w ola ojczyzny.
Pisano z tamtej strony Jeziera
z Coal Doku.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-06-04
NOWY YORK,

NOWY YORK; Wiele
podziwu W kolach lekarzy
wzbudza Joseph Bailey, kt6,
ry Cd listopada zyje z kula
W glowie. Bailey ma lat 19
zosta} postrzelony W b6jce
ulicznej. Umysl jego jest "a
ciemniony i ch}opak znajdu.
je sic W stanie niedoleznego
dziecka.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-06-04

2 KANSAS CITY, Mo-,
donocza:- Geo. Becker, str6l
nocny kompanii Union Pa
cific, zotsal fatalnie pokale-
czony przez strajkier6w, kt6.
rzy wstrzymywali robotni-
k6w Cd piracy. Becker kaza]
i'm sic wynosic 2 przedswar-
sztat6w, przyczem zosta1 mo-
enc poturbowany.
ST. LOUIS, No. alPI'rze-
Ewodnik Polski" pisze:: Ma
nadzwyczajnem posiedzeniu
Komitetu Centralnego5o Oddly
tenn dnia IS bm., zmiemono
nieco dotychczasowy plan.
.agitacyi . min
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES sSE@@#E8
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-06-04

NEW YORK. Maly 3 le-
tni ch1opaczek 2 Brooklyna,
umar1 tam wskutek popa-
rzeh, jake poni6sl ma cho-
dniku pred domem sasiada.
Chlopie wyszlo bose 2 domu
ma chodnik, pod kt6rym znaj-
DUE sic piec piekarski, a
wskutek tego i. slonca byl
rozpalony do tego stopnia, re
dziecie sic ma nogach utrzy-
mac ME moglo upad}o ma
rozpalone kamienie. Zanim
je ztamtad podniesiono, Cd
nios1o tax grozne oparzenia,
re we diva. dni p6zniej umar-
10.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-06-04
ODEZWA

do Szan. TOwarZystW pol
skiCh " StanaCh ZjednO-
cz0nych Pin. Ameryki.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1903-06-04

wrzesnia 1897 I. " Lattimer
g6rnik6w, przez pomocnik6W
szeryfa. w cyrkalarzu May
wa zabitych meczennikami j
praknie, ably " 6ta rocznice
odbylo sic posWiecenie po-
mnika.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09

A. w. Lloyd, Grand Chancellor of
the X. P.'s of St. Louis, spent several
days in the city this week in the In.
terest of the Order. During his stay
here he organized lodge of 80 mem.
bers last Friday night. Brother Lloyd
is worker of the old school. He re-
ports a general prosperous condition
of the order throughout the state. He
now have three good prosperous
lodges in Kansas City with favorable
outlook for three more lodges. Past
District Deputy Lewis Woods is en-.
titled to the credit of getting up the
new lodge. The knights of Pythas
is the order for the young man, IL
is conducive to his advancement.
Come on boys lets get into the band
wagon for We are going ahead.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
NUMBER ~
PLoYS CoLoREp GIRLS TO
TRIM HATS

The Eagle Trimmed Hat Co. "A
larg, Millinery company, with n whole
sale house AT SI3 and Sl5 Central St.
and Il retail establishment at 1ll7
Main St. has employed eight Colorcd
girls To learn to trim hats and to
make hat frames. This is an innuNa.
tion Ia the ColOrcd girl aud worthy
departure ON the part of the millincry
firm To give the Colorcd girl Il chance
Tn" class occupies y large room n,
llI West 9Th street, where they pht
In the dty learning the art OF making
hats for this firm. The officers of
the company are; T.. llirshorn, prCSI.
dent, i. Jacobs, vice president. and
&. Jacobs, Secretary and Treasurer.
Their retail store AT lll1 Main street
1 is one of the best IN Kansas city.
/ The COlorcd people of Kansas city
owes this firm n deep debt OF graft.
tudc for its broadncss in giving this
class of employment 10 thoir girls.
which they might show "A disposition
/ To pay by patroni2inG its retail store
on Main street Miss Annie Clark
is forclady of the ciGh, Girls "om.
prising the class in millinery work,
The idea of employing colorrd girls
to do this work was suggested by Mr.
Fred Spence, who Is employed 10y Mrs.
Sachs The members of the class are
highly pleased with the work aud they
propose to stick tn IT and show their
for It's lhcrallty and hrnaduCss
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
Lies Little Duties,

II may be doubted If II Is within
the power of any one man however
great and powerful and gifted, to
change the current of the worlds
affairs. but there IL scarcely anyone
who will contend that civilization
would not advance. the world become
better, and life for all grow more
beautiful. If each citizen would per
form the simple and apparent duty
which he can easily do There is ono
sure way of reforming the world. and
that is for each person To contribute
his mite Kansas City World
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
He lDED ALL RIGHT.
Short on Geography. Pupil Won
Through His Quick Wit.

u boy in grade in the Belfast
schools recently showed himself equal
to occasions as they arise. The pu-
pills were asked to write an account OF
an imaginary trip from Belfast to
some foreign city. each pupil having
a different city. The boy in question
had Teheran for his terminus. He
had no more idea where Teheran was
than he had of the means of convey
ancc To Mars, and he just sat still and
thought until within three minutes OF
the time limit.
He then began and wrote as fast as
he could move his pen, and passed in
his paper on time. He started from
Belfast in an automobile, and mem
toned al the principal places passed
through to New York. In New York
city his automobile exploded and he
was in Teheran. BY advice of the
principal of the grammar schools the
teacher marked the lesson perfect
Kennebec journal.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09

LEXINGTON NEWS.

Mrs Emma Caves is able to be out
again.
Mrs. A. w. Walker is no better. and
NJ. l.. Porter is still on the sick list.
Mr.. Al Williams went to Kansas
City Tuesday, also Mrs. Mamie Hicks.
Rev. A. A. Gilbert closed up last
Sunday with the assistance of Rev.
Young and his congregation and Rev.
Howell and his congregation on Sun
day night. The church was crowded
and he preached a noble sermon. and
read his financial report. The church
raised this conference year, 5000 or
$500 and he left Monday morning for
st. Louis.
Rev. Young has his reoponng at
his new church next Sunday, at which
time he hopes to raise $500. He asks
everybody to come out and help him,
which We hope they will do. Rev. and
his congregation will be with him at
3 o'clock in the afternoon. In union
they are strength. We are pleased
to see the churches in our city work
ing in union. We hope 1t will con
tinue.
| Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Hunter are in
/ the restaurant business on 10th street
where Mr.. Booker formerly done bust.
ness. You can get meals at all hours,
Fresh fish, chicken, ham and eggs
fee cream, etc. When you come to
the city call on them.
The Baptist State Convention meets
her on the l4th There are expecting
about 200 delegates to be here during
the week We hope everyone tina,
can, will open their doors to the
strangers,
Prof. Ed Hayden, one of the young
men of our city was united into matro
mony on Saturday night to Miss n
Woods of Cuba. Rev. Thrickles Off
cated. He took his bride to Slater
where he is now teaching, We hope
they will have a happy and prosper
Gus life. There were quite numbc
who went down to attend the wedding
We were unable to learn their names
Mr.. Hayden was very much distress
when he arrived, as the train wa
behind time and he was afraid that h,
would lose his bride, and | don
blame him.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09

OF firm of bankers and brokers In
Wall street which Is known the coun-
try over. transacted n business mat.
ter in way which highly delighted
one of the members OF the firm. Get
the finest ovcrcoat in town said tho
broker glcefully, and send the bill
to us" In few days the clerk mp.
peared in beautiful fur lined coat,
"rine coat fine" remarked tho
broker, az he contemplated first tho
garment and then "A bin for 81 800,
why didn't you have oil paintings on
the buttons? - New York Post.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
Slnaina Into Phonoaraphs.

A young woman who makes her liv-
ing by singing into monographs
talked the other day about her Job
In this work" she said, there IL one
great difficulty, and that Is the ab'
sence of an audience. When singer
comes out before n big audience tn
sing. the sight Of all those persons
Is frightening to her. but at the same
time 1t Is inspiring; 1t keys her up;
It takes her out Of herself and beyond
herself She does better than she
would have thought IL possible To do
singing into a phonocraph Is hard be
cause there is nothing there To In
spire and intoXicate you. Instead OF
house of people eager tn be pleased
YOU have an empty room and biz
cylinder Hence you feel duh and
dumpy Exchange.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
Probably He Had Not.

politician, and long the coroner of
Allegheny county. had. among other
traits "A peculiar fondness for free rail-
road passes. and never let an oppor-
tunity of securing rnc go by. On ono
occasion he was hearing the evidence
neatly.dressed, gcntlcmanly'appearing
young man was called to the witness
chair. Looking him over carefully,
the coroner asked, What's your
namcr" George Blank" what y
YOUR occupation Seore,",y "f tho
Y. NJ. e. A." Turning To his clerk, tho
coroner whispered: Say, John, havo
we got any passes over that linc?"
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
ks Was Bored.

An amusing story is told OF Fr"s''
dent Louhrt's humble brother rim law.
whom an cntorprisinE interviewer
called upon directly after the French
presidents election. How did you
take the ucwsp' asked IN" interview
cr. "Oh. fairly we'll, without any re-
toicings. of course Now. here am !
for example. an irnnmongor, In what
way do You suppose II will benefit m"
that my brother n-law iS president
of the republic Why, this very morn
Ing received thre" letters from poo
pie begging me to get thcm govern
mcnt tobacco shops. That Is the only
advantage that the election will bs.
stow upon me. People fancy that |
have influence, and shall therefore
be worried.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
Not Properly Understood.

The Rev. DR.. C is staunch
Presbyterian but liberal withal On
the Sunday previous to Popes Leo's
death he ventured to include IN his
prayer n petition for the prelate's re-
recovery. But | must have bsen too
guarded in my reference to tbs case"
he told a friend later, for after the
service one OF my parishioners said;
Doctor, who was the sick old man In
Europe for whom you prayed? 1t
was Judge - "a member OF the
churchl. wasn't IL? know ae went to
Europe In June, but | hadn't heard
that he was sick. New FORK Post
The Rising son., 1903-10-09

The Rev. nr. Parks. secretary OF
Foreign Miss = preached an able
and stirring mon at Allen chapel
last Sunday. In the midst of his in
tcresting discourse he laid src'ia'
stress ON the dcplurablc condition of
the colorci youth Dr. Parks appeals
To the mothers and fathers tn cheek
the tide of intQuity now threatening
tho onnihilation of the colorcd youth
of to-day. Dir. Parks Is candlaa''
for the Bishopric, and proposes To
make an active race for th" promotion
uc left Kansas City last "Wednesday
for ST Louis to attend the CONFERENCE
at that point
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
GOT HER FRESH EGGS"
Landlady Was Willing to humor Her
CITY Boarder.


A lady cyclist from London recently
decided To spend the week end Mt u
picturesque and secluded country spot
in Surrey II was pretty little rus
tic inn nj which sh" put up, and nj Tn"
tea table she dlsCoursrd ElOwingly To
the buNom lanhlady ON tn" delight
that real country butter and real fresh
eggs gave to a faded londoncr
Her faith In country produce was
destined. however. to b" rudcly shaken
for, on coming down Ia breakfast noNt
morning. sho was greatly shocked To
ovrrhcar the good landlndy say to hor
spouse.
"Thc lady from Lannon's mighty
kcon ON fresh eggs, John. Run ana
get half dozen from tn" groc"rs,
while 20 and cachlc In the yard. =
STRAY Stories.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
SPECIMEN OF ENGLISH.
Assortment Of Words That Convey
Very Little Meaning.

~ following alluring advertise.
ment appeared in an English paper re-
Gently:
Firms which intend to enter into
direct connection with very capable
hired embroidcrcr, dwelling quite near
at hand. of Plaucn, SaXony, undergo
ing round of manufacturers and thus
to spare much money. are cntreated
To lay down the address, with terms to
etc. etc"
Somebody in Saxony has been using
dictionary without the guidance OF
phrase book. The least dangerous
form that little knowledge of for
oign language can take Is the acQuisi-
ton of n collection of useful and we'll
selected phrases rather than an as'
sortment of isolated words.-New
York Tribune.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
WHEN MAN STAYS AT HOME.
Wis Said That His Wife Soon Tires
of His Company.


II Is surprising how soon a wife
tires of the company Of man who
Is too much at home. Men are wise
in getting away from their roof'trees
a certain portion of each day. Among
their wives will be found very gen
e~1l concensus Of cs'"'or to th!" ef.
feet. There will be found everywhere
n disposition to pack of the men In
the morning, and to bid them keep out
OF the way till toward evening, when
1t is assumed that they will probably
have a little news of the busy world
to bring home. and when baby Will
be sure to have said something eXcep-
tionally brilliant and precocious. The
general events of the day will afford
topics of conversation more interest
ing by far than II the whole household
had been together from morn till
night. A very little inquiry. too, will
elicit the fact that men about home
all day are eminently apt to be fid
getty and grumpy and interfering
altogether Objectionable, in short
The Gentlewoman.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09


And then perchance a trial is called
To seal your doom on surgical plank
Don't weaken or give up hope at all,
There's the old reliable Doctor
Unthanks
And if still your thoughts to other
stray
And you can produce the popular fee
Ma matter what time of night or
day
Call in the ready Doctor Key.
And Behold new one upon the
with reputation there does not vary
For Physicol intellect sharp and keen
Has this worthy and competent Doctor
Perry.
Should all of those fail a desired
effect,
Before on the negros yordron hammer
Why, show Doctor Lambright some
respect
And likewise faithful Doctor Shannon
And then to cop the climax
Let it further be installed
There's Smith with negro opotha.
cary
W-her you can have prescriptions
filled.
Thus when the negro race have
learned
In each. to put their trust
A negro progress we will then dis
Cern
And the victory will be for us.
Lille Smith.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
Sinqle Eyeqlass In jurlYus.

TIE single eyeglass Is injurious. II
thrrws all the work on ono eye. 1t
destroys the harmony of the optic
muanles and nerves. A certain Eng
lisk nan has worn, for a myupic afYec.
tion, a monocie in his ler eye for
Twelve years. The left eye " all right,
but with the other the man can see
practically nothing. Joseph Chamber
lain wears his monocle in either eye
alternately, and his son does the same
thing. The habit of the monocle con.
tinues to live among tn. English
swells.- Philadelphia Record
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
The Sunshine Trust.

I wisht I knowcd
Whah de sunshine growed
I'd pack my clothes an Staht
An settle down
when de place was fAon'
An never mo depaht.
Dis stingy way
Fun day to day
O! pR Rssin' sunshine out.
Has stirred my soul
Beyond control
Al filled my heaht VIII doubt.
II I could speak
About a week
Like Congress folks ! know,
bet Ia bust
Dat sunshine trust
An Glib us folks show!
Washington Star
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
SOME CUTTINGS.

Prison Chaplain-"My friend. aren't
you sorry you are in here?" Prisoner
No. sir; I'm in here for having FIVE
wives"
"Ain'i ye got a penny for poor
blind man." why. you are only blind
in one eye" "All right; make it
ha'penny, then"
Mistress-"Are you not rather small
for nurse" Nurse-"No, indeed,
madam. The children don't fall so far
when drop them"
Bertie--"Are you dining anywhere
on Christmas day." Appleby teager-
ly)-"Thursday-no Bertie How
hungry youll be on Friday"
There isn't anything romantic In
the statement, but" said physician.
you can never be beautiful or keep
good looks unless you eat we'll
Dora" implored the young man, IF
you would only assure me that you
love me, could so forth and fight the
world" Well" replied the sweet
thing, III you feel like tLat you might
begin by breaking the news to papa y
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
She Had the Floor.

a Chicago gentleman Is being sned
for divorce on the ground that he
never speaks To his wife There is ON
record somewhere the reply OF another
gentleman in similar case He ad-
mitted that he had not spoken 10 his
wife since their marriage but offered
mn cvou-,.. Il didn't like to interrupt
her"
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
OUR OWN PHILOSOPHER.

When designers contest for prize
Two good listeners may be friends,
but two good talkers-never.
Railway companies frequently hyp-
notize politicians by making passes.
but It is often difficult to make 1t stay
turned.
The mirror isn't wise looking picce
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
No Energy Then

Touching experiments en- radium.
the learned professor had remarked
that they abundantly proved that
everything in nsture-every material
was simply and solely some manifes-
tation of energy. Professor" she
said, with an air of finality, lit IL evi-
dent that you never saw my husband
in the asy-chair on a Sunday aftor-
noon"
The Rising son., 1903-10-09

The carrying capacity Of the aver.
age German freight car is ten to fif,
teen tons. Cars of double that capa.
city are to be tested.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
Aaes Of Professors.

Comparison Of the ages Of 800
university professors in Germany.
Austria and Switzerland shows the
average t1 be o.. ''-Ce years.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
Lock 1871 Feet Hiuh.

The lock to be placed in the Dan.
uhc. oder canal will be l3l feet high,
and the highest in the world
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
"OLUME VIII.
NEGRO DOCTORS.

Hurrah for Kansas City
And her negro medical spill,
We have doctor for every home
To administer the healing pill
And the surgeons knife is needed
That we needn't feel no fear,
And the old saying Is not needed
A-doa man dat niger heah.
Negro doctors Is fad
And things have gotten so of late
Unless negro Doc you've had
You are not considered up-todate.
Now. when YOU fevers raging high
With millions melancholy,
Just call in some passerby
And send for doctor Holly.
Or should you need a surgeons knife
Then DER the list quickly search
And say to central with all your
might,
Give me the noted doctor Birch,
Or perhaps, two, you'll need,
Or your case prove to science riddle
And if from misery you will be freed
Why whots the matter with Doctor
DilIblc.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
Millions for Precious Stones.

Americans imported $25il2.776
worth OF precious stones last year.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09

The man who contributes 10 church
fund does SO as a guarantee Of good
faith.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09
Life of the Reichstau.

The legislative period of a German
Reichsta" Is five years in duration.
The Rising son., 1903-10-09

The careful man forGCts to carry
ioosc bills in his clothes arount
'hristmas time.